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links and His Cnnsiituenis.

Old links has had a letter from tho p.opl.
Of his town.
Who love him Tor tho pork he gets. but
like to cal him down:
They're kicking at his speeches and they're
kicking az hi Yates,
links says; I'm hinkiu' m-hhe I'm a.
gettin' Of their goats.
The. re actin like = passe. a ;r!sh,rn.d
kentry Jays,
Their talk about our nse ana -ich Il. i.s,
u kind a. craze.
| wouldn't mind their panic II they'd show
n hit o. sense,
You KANT have tars and sojcrs less YOU
go to great Expense.
"You'd th!nk the church In my old town
was IN the line o. IRE
From bandits or from hattleships or from
IL soarln' Gier:
vnu'i think my n"'Shhors had gone DAT,
on this preparedness.
IT'S Roosevelt drives 'em crazy-he and
Gardner, ] guess.
"rerhap. III batter take a trip and tax
to them az once,
They seem To thnk PATRIOTS forever
dom stunts,
I'll tell 'cm II | 60 to ,h,m they'd better
shat tl,ir trap.
While links il ON the job Cor them there'l
never be ~ srysp''
lows.
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without Representation.

Senator UNDERWOOD recently re-
signed from membership in four Sen
ate committees In order to devote
lore Of his time to the work Of the
Appropriation Committee. in which
he retains his place.
This item Of news gives convent
ent occasion to remark that on that
committee Of enormous power there
sits no Senator. Democrat or Repub-
lican, from Maine. Vermont. Massa-
~chusetts, Connecticut, New York. Ohio,
Illinois, Missouri or California. al
though such highly taxed states as
Oklahoma, Tennessee, Florida, Ar
kansas, Wyoming and Utah r ably
represented. This is the committee
that spends the taxes.
On the Senate committee which
supplements the work Of the House
in levying taxes. the Finance Commit.
tee, there sits no Senator. Republican
or Democrat, from Connecticut. New
York. Ohio, Michigan. Illinois or from
any Pacific coast State, but Georgia,
Mississippi. North Carolina, Okla
homa. Utah and Wyoming Whose
voters arc three times as many rs
the attendance at the willard Moran
cxhibition) are ably represented.
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THE NEW YORK PAPERS,
Observations Of an Australian After
Twenty-Five Years Absence.

To THE EDITOR OF THE SCS-Str: 7
have just returned to New York after
an absence Of twenty-five years in AUS
tralia. During all this time ! hay. been
a reader of THH SuS and my breakfast
in FAR away lands las not been complete
without IL.
Upon my arrival here ! registered 1t
tine Hotel Majestic and the next morning
tclephoned to the news stand for All of
the morning papers. which we're i'm
mciiatcly sent to me.
What y hango has come over Ameri-
can journalism Screeohing headlines,
lilly pictures and conn" ones, half baked
humor and-ycry few yiril' editorials.
THE SUS Is the same excellent paper
I; always has been. The editorial page
has not d~.torior,tsd one bit.
Several wears ago while in London I
met an Engiishmau who was later
kuiGht"1. "" wcr, speaking OF news
raprrs i'm general and he told me that he
had read TUr SrS ~religiously for about
ten years and considered It tho peer Of
all English publications. lie was dis
tresscd 10 see I.ondon Journalism re-
sorting 10 the red mixed. sensational
methods.
TUr SrS seems to have hewn Ia a
line that urholds the dignity Of Journal
ism. and ] could not refrain from writ
Ing Nou. AUSTRALIAN.
Nrw YORK. March 81.
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BROWN AT PLATTSBURG.
Fifty Of the Cndcrgraduatrs Will
Probably Join the summer Camp.

To THE EpIror oF THE T. SIR. A.S
chairman Of the "I;ooui Plattsburg" ON
mittco ~ Brown University I read with
n great deal Of interest the letter Of Mr..
Miller in THE Sun OF March ~.
Vt Brown We are doing just what Mr..
Miller and TuE = sugg"s, TIL" M
d~ergraduatr committe" is working in
conjunction with a few Of the Weather
alumni TO snd a. least fifty BROWN men
to lla'tshurg We hHy" already more
than twenty men signed. II as YOU
know, II l. a long Way To- july, when
tho students camp begins. We expect to
see Brown generously represented at
Plattsburg this GUNNER,
Perhaps II Mr.. Millcr'S sturdy Young
sophomore wrote fewer letters to his New
York friends and paid more attention tn
what is going on here ION the hill' he
would not have to worry so hard about
his trip to Plattsburg, If Mr.. Miller will
let mo know his protsge's name ! feel
sure that he will he in the Brown COM
pany at plattshurg next summer.
WILLIAM CURTIS CHASE.
PROVIDENCE, II. l.. March 81.
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OF Universal Application.

To paritists who argue that thor
"uvh unpreparcdness Is conducive 10
the preservation of a nations peace
the following quotation from n WASH
ington despatch published In THE Sun
of yesterday should no Of illuminat-
ing interest:
AT the State and War Departments
II il believed that the signal blow
struck At the bandits by Dom vii
have "a marked effect not only among
villa followers. but will serve to check
any hostile outbreaks among the Car
ranzistas.'
In other words, the fact that n de-
tachmcnt Of United States regulars
greatly "urnumbcred by their enemies
WAS sufficiently courageous and we'll
equipped To win II victory against
heavy odds tends toward the reestab-
Iishmrnt Of peace rather than toward
the spread Of war. The principle
herein involved is OF universal ap-
plication.
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We have received, and cOntided to
THE SrN's librarian. a handsomely
hound copy Of Colonel WATrERsoN's
history of the Manhattan Clubs fifty
s:ry of this interesting institutions
foundation vas celebrated in January
AT II dinner which President WILSON
ate aud Colonel WATIER>ON didn't:
an incident we commend To the at
tention Of the Colonel In the prepara-
ltion of the Opuscule on the Organiza-
,tion he Is now arranging for publ
cation when 1t has completed a full
century. None other than he should
treat this subject I; he knows the facts.
and Is capable of setting them forth
with That accuracy and explicitness
the treatment of a subject so delicate
and involved requires.
II any man could write Il satisfac-
tory history of his club, Colonel WAT
TERsON could: but the thing Is i'm
possible. What the Colonel has done
is done better than anybody else could
do it. The dates are unimppachable (;
the paragraphs about members are
in the best of taste; the praise for
individuals is judiciously applied /; the
days Of stress and difficulties encoun-
tered by the club ARE frankly de-
scribed the list of great men who.
AS members and guests. have on.
joyed the lurder and the cellars of
the Manhattan Is discreetly tempered
by the introduction of the names of
those not so great, hut dearer. 1t may
we'll im, Ia their fellows. the history
Of half a century of nation, State and
city Is unrOlled before the reader ;
he IL fascinated, his memory Is
stirred, he recalls forgotten men aud
measures, he r%ecreatcs, under the
stimulation of Colonel WATTERsoN's
pen, the New York of long ago, and
sees 1t merge, gradually and natu-
rally. into the New York Of to-day ;
and at the end he has not got the
Manhattan Club.
A club Is not four walls and n roof,
a kitchen and a bnr, q card room and
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time equipped with expert transla-
tors OF both,

time equipped with expert transla.
tors OF both.
Why continue their use? The
codes are Junk like u submarines
and aeroplane equipment and like a
large division of our ~Josephus navy.
If we absolutely must have them to
be in the fashion among nations, why
no at least cut the cost in two in the
middle? If code expert Jobs for de-
serving Democrats must be main
tanned here at home, why not de-
pend on the experts Of foreign chan
celleries for the overseas cooling and
DECIDING Of our secret official com
munications?
Doubtless n working arrangement
with foreign Governments could he
made, and just ms likely us not the
foreign experts In TRANSMITTING our
codes are quite as spry and quite as
adept as our own.
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AS many citizens rs possible ought
to see the exhibition of Shakespeare
n which will he opened to the public
at the New York Public Library on
Fifth avenue this afternoon. Private
collectors with unusual generosity
have cOoperated with Miss HENRIETTA
G. BARTLETT and the library officials
to assemble a collection of books that
has no rival, not even In the British
Museum. which owns the single best
array Of Shakespearlan works.
The fine spirit Of the collectors
who have lent their treasures Ia II.
Illustrated by the fact that the exhi-
bition is entirely anonymous, so far
ns they and the library are concerned.
STUDENTS. of course, know the owner
ship Of most Of these relics: hut the
great majority Of visitors will look
upon the unique Hamlet" Quarto as
Hamlet" and not ms the property of
an individual and not as IN item
worth tens Of thousands Of dollars.
This Is as II should be.
There could be no more striking
instance Of the cOmprehensiveness of
the exhibit than the information that
out of ninety editions and issues Of
single plays between 1904 and 1909
eighty-five are shown mt the library.
OF the remaining five. four are not
I'm this country. These ninety vol
tunes are the Shakespeare Quartos,
beginning with his first printed play,
''Titus Andronicus." and ending with
the Julius Cesar" that appeared in
1854. The exhibition Is able to show
every issue of each of the four fOlios,
ar collections of SHAKEsPEARE's plays,
from 1893 onward.
Possibly there will never he such u
display Of Shakespeariana again. An
exhibit like this one. we IRE told,
could not he held in England itself,
because 50 many of the books repre-
scented are in public institutions and
cannot he removed. even for purposes
of collective exhibition. Probably the
time is not distant when the same
thing Will he true In this country
for many private collectors are in
clined to leave their collections to the
public. rather than see them broken
up and dispersed. The people Of this
city should seize the chance that the
present display affords them to view
| these rarities In one place nj one time
and properly related to each other.
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Scrap Heap the Codes!

In the interest Of time and money
economy. would 1t not be as well to
abandon the tedious and cumbersome
processes of coding and DECIDING II
numerous confidential and naval COM
municatiOns?
With u several socret codes re-
duced to ready reference volumes on
the desks of all foreign diplomatic
and naval offices, why load up our
own employees with the purely per-
fuctOry task of t%ranslating what we
have to say into and out of code
gable and gibberish? by trying
plain English for a time We might
Mt least temporarily puzzle the for
eigrt experts. Besides. codes smack of
m~ilitarism. They are the mere epau-
lettes, the martial millinery of Ian
guage. and In our case, ut least, about
as effective toward tho end sought
as would be epaulettes and millinery
In the trenches.
According to IL Berlin news cable
gram Ambassadors PENFIEID and
GERARD, at Vienna and Berlin rc>pec.
lively, and Ministrr VAN DYKE at
The Hague, have now cyen Joined
In a protest. against the further en-
ployment Of nj diplomatic code In
State Department communications.
Vhpv object IN IT'S uSc md IN tina
use of the naval code On the ground
that every European Power Is by this
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GOOD TOBACCO AND BAD.
An Accomplished Smoker Of Pipes
Mas Ms D%isluterested Say.

To THE EDITOR OF THE SUN-Str. Mr..
Creel's idea of the right Kind Of to-
bacco to smoke Ii correct, but when he
a that he cannot get hold OF the
kind that suits him I have a misgiving
that he II really not a pipe smoker.
Charles Lamb said that s~entimentally
he was inclined to music. but that or
ganically he was incapable Of a tune
Born smokers do not hav much trouble
about tobacco. People are always tell
ing me that they like TO smoke a pipe
but that they cannot ind any tobacco
that suits them. ] know that their pref
erence Is sentimental. not organic. j
used TO think that 1 could play billiards
II ] could only get hold OF a cue that
suited me. ] saw a remarkable ANA
teur play a game with n friend. lie
went to the rack and took down the
first cue he got hold OF. He did not
look at the tip to see If II was round
or broad or fat. He did not exchange
IL for another cue. He did not pay any
attention TO the cue at all. ! realized
then that 1 was not a billiard player.
The playing was not in the cue.
A Kentucky Colonel has no trouble
in finding a whiskey he can drink. In
Turgenev's novel ION the Eve Shu-
bin tie sculptor has been doing some
coarse realism. In work exhibited to
Bcrsenyev. his friend. 1T Is simply
disgusting" says Bersenyev. besides.
It's nonsense. You have absolutely no
such degrading tendencies to which. un-
happily. our artists have such a fire.
quent bent. You ave simply libelled
yourself
'Do you think OF" asks Shubin "Do
you know that l have been trying drink
ing?'
"Nonsense ="
~. .. h.. cod - SassS Shthin
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The removal Of the name Of Will
IAN JENNINGS BRYAN from this sea-
sons list of Chautauqua speakers is
an astonishing outcome OF recent
historical n The general public
had believed that, whatsoever might
be the shortcomings OF the Silver
Tongucd Orator OF the Platte and
Pfatitudes as a statesman. diploma
t!st and permanent Presidential aspi-
rant. he would remain always persona
grata TO those i%ntellcctuals who. when
half the world was rushing into war,
%applauded his famous lecture upon the
near approach of universal peace. But
like the worm. IL Is evident Chau-
tauquans, under certain circumstances,
may turn.
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AS 1T WAS IN ASSYRIA.

From, the National Geographic M7par,r-,
4 new power. Assyria. hat begun to
rise ahov" -Shc horizon. and from now
onw ard. with occasional intervals Of
wcaki,ss u decline, this power strides
like a Colossus over the whole of the
ancient world. terrifying tho nations by
it, r"nIors"lcss cruelty. and crushing
down AL opposition and oil national
aspirations hy the ruthless force Of one
al tho moe tremendous implements OF
warfare ever forged by the hand Of
man.
Ia the case OF Assyra you have n
highly organized and civilized people.
skilled to AN astounding degree In the
arts. with all IN" power TO do rrea,
things for humanity. hut absolutely de-
fici-ut IN the will.
II YOU can imagine a man with no
small amount OF learning. with all the
eNtcrnilS az civilization, with a line taste
In certain aspects OF art. and a ire
m.udous aptitude for organization and
Il scipline, and then imagine such VI man
lmhued with the ruthless spirit Of a red
Indian brave and an absolute delight
in Witnessing the most Ghastly forms OF
human suffering, you will have a fairly
accurate conception of the ordinary As
syrian, king or commoner; the outside,
a spleuiij specimen of highly developed
humauity-the inside "A mere rayening
tiger.
There is no need 20 wade through the
drcary story of Assyrian conquest. King
after king repeats. with monotonous re-
iteration, the story Of endless campaigns.
all marked by the same ruthless slaugh-
ter, the same CHASTITY cruelty and the
same lack Of permanent results. Ap.
parcntly i, was puite impossible for an
ANeyrian king TO he n peaceful sovereign.
His State lived by and for the army
a.onc. and If he did not give the army
successful employment he was quickly
murdered To make way for some one
who would lead the troops to conquest
ami plumber.
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From the fact that the British. who
are not resisting a great offensive. lost
l,107 officers and 1887 men obviously
March. may 1t not be inferred that
the French and German casualties
about Verdun have not been exag-
eerated? According to Paris bulletins
the German losses have been frightful,
while French casualties have not been
heavy. Berlin denies and t%ransposes.
Surely Nerdun has been n Of the
bloodiest fields Of the great war.
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The Unprpparcdness Rally.

To II EDITOR or THE SUN-Sir: H.
is uoug to try the patience of the
most hardened to learn that in these
perpiexinG II trying days those who
pretend to be Americans are going To
hold IA rally in Carnegie Hall on April
i AZ "A beginning of "A nationwide cam
paigu and report TO tell The Truth
About Preparedness" New Work does
no, have to listen to Southern Com
gressmen, nor to weak willcd citi-
zcns, to know what IL believes about
preparedness and self-defcnca. Cannot
YOU turn your practised and sarcastic
pen against these half loyal americans
believe | am gentle indeed in using
that adjective.
RUSSELL FERGr son.
NEW YORK, April /.
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women who preach the doctrine Of
permanent unpreparedness, the exact
figures relating to the gray matter Of
those who wIlfully shut their eyes to
the menace that Armageddon holds
for us. II psychopathic inferiority
Is to debar aliens from our land, why
should we not deport those Of our
countrymen whose mental ObsessiOns
jcopardize the nations existence?
Should not psychometry. like char.
ity. begin ut home?
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cur CONGRATULATIONS to the cloak, suit
and skirt manufacturing firms which
have had the public spirit, the good
sense and the business foresight to
join in the movement to preserve the
region above Thirty-third street from
disastrous invasion by factories of
these allied industries. They arr do
ing well no only for the future of the
city but for themselves in the long
run. The list Of names displayed else
where in THE Sun this morning Is "A
list In which il is n real honor to have
"a place.
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city EmpiOS e. urnounr, t,uII

Ninety employee 90. '. go.
OF Licenses Sigu.d q letter -.'.
Mitchell yesterday IA Wn.
disclosures of petty graf ..
msnt are deprecated r'', o..
assure t'r Mayor thu They $40
plctc sympathy VITA aus '..
which viii FREQ to, dopt. ln.f.
ployccs who's" conduct re i'' O.. H.
ini,Srity of the Cl,ttcr luf.
pluyecs. they express the l.u.r
general public may not '".-''
In iroubtr as rVprrsru'f...'
others with whom they nave N'
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The princes among Us are those who
forget themselves and serve mankind
President WILSON.
The sentiment is excellent. although
perhaps a little trite: but what Is the
application?
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AS the reading clerk concluded practi-
cally every member present vigorously
applauded and a few southern Demo-
Gratis raised the rebel yell."--W Washing
ton despatch.
Can't a Southern gentleman cheer
without having his vocal enthusiasm
COMPOUNDED with the rebel ycll"?
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In the Caucasus, in the direction of
Ragdad, In the region of the fortress
Kara Malachkan, w defeated the enemy,
who, losing heavily. fled >outhward.--
Rnssidn War once bulletin.
The policy as we'll ms the strategy
of the Russians calls for the occupa-
ton Of Basdad before the British can
extricate themselves from their posi-
tion at Kut-el-Amara; but the odds
are against the Russians, for the mo-
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Notebooks often ,onsuitrd.

Tn ~notebooks were consulted dgd
and the police waut.i to know ku o.
Nod not really conn" from 'i"ru|r
When he declined to disuwn hu- 10 e..
place they asked about his wife. u .W-
,prised them to iiud her saying sine Nt.
been born in Virginia inst. ui of ear.
many AND ther. was more 1"'. pol"
work. Then they went back t ISL,
and wanted to know II he had .' '-
piled to the home office IN lsu'". ''"
passports for this country. IN '',,.'~
he referred them again to III. :" r'"t.
good American passport, dils i."'o.
sraphcd AMI sealed and signed.
There Was more notepuoh ru U'ta'
then. me finally the elderly ,l,pu'.
p~erintendent decided tina Slihr uJs. ,,
on the Commissioner. M,tut.m, sine. ~.
miue every scrap of paper N' ht. -
him, and even after l.. got a-|'.' t.'
hung onto him for an hnur ur.,o
Finally IL developed that IL lo.- p "
AZ" the home office had "a.',. D.
COON to hook "ut Tor 81 utau 20
Kline and aver since then ktIeno' e.
been making it interesting 'ur Ell. 1906
who happens to Il, named KIN"
Kline called on ~" COMM --.'r'
went over the who'd" Er"u. tGI
called ON the Commissions, to'. r. "'-
quite a job, for apparently uo
Rangoon could understand V.y . '..
shouiJ call ou til" Commissions eff p.
lice of his yullt.ou I"' 'H
siorcr happened to he the hIst'~' '' '.
of Goverulncut az the TIM" .n in '+.
the observation-disclosures being a. N't'
oalay.
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The deletions in bulletins from the
Chihuahua desert have a real Euro
pean flavor, but the American army
might as well go into training for q
rigid censorship. Some day II will be
needed.
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Ambassador FLETCHER on his way
to somewhere in Mexico said to inter-
viewers. Let him talk who taketh
his harness OFF" In the bright lexicon
of the Ambassador talk" and boast
are synonyms. even II not so in First
Kings M, II.
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Tragedy In . BROOKLYN Home.

To THE EpiroR oF THE SuN-SU. The
little daughter Of a friend Of mine, now
ON a visit, writing home has this to say:
nv the way. a terrible thing has han.
prned. iIessio has turned s~urragette. "a
follower ~ Mrs, Pankhurst. what u futo,'
RRooKLN~, March ~. y NJ
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ment the siege Of Nut Is raised By
pressure on the rear Of the Turks Gen.
eral TowNsHEND will begin a "drive"
for ancient Dar-es-Selam. and he will
have only a hundred miles to go.
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". S.-Aprll, 1915.

II Shakespeare could come back To-day
And In this world OF doubt awaken,
really wonder what he'd say
To hear that he perchance was Bacon.
And If he'd have his little Jest
To make such diotic fakes appear,
lie for his breakfast might suggest
Sometimes ~ dish OF eggs and
Shakespeare -
Til" wreath Of myrtle n 81 bay
As sweet M fragrant blow
Above his grave AS when he died
Three hundred Years ago,
So for all timo-mcmorials
Untouched by frost or wind
Shall bloom the fragrance and the song
That Shakespeare left hch!nd.
CHAR'OTrE RECKER. q
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The case OF Colonel GEORGE A. Dom.
who at the age of sixty-three rides
fifty-five miles in seventeen hours in
the sur scorched desert Of Chihuahua
and surprises VILLA, II commended to
the attention OF DR.. OsiER.
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On the Move In Indiana.

FROM me AnrOrd RnNetiH
Kathryn Walker went to Cincinnati, last
Friday,
i.owna Runner and family Of Milan were
here THURSDAY.
william Iiilksr and wife was at Aurora
Saturday.
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Having made a certain dinner and .
recent luncheon historic. ROOSEVELT can
paraphrase ALEXANDER and assert that
he has no rev meals to ~conquer-un-
less he can manage L. pull Off a
breakfast with Brother TAFT.
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Why, they talked preparedness. They
told me 81. -GEoEGE W. PERKINS.
After this who can deny the Pro-
gressiNe chairman IA sense Of humor?
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Mr.. Secretary D,NrtLs has put in a
rcauisitiun for an instructor of Eng
lish at Annapolis 'as good az any at
Harvard SO that his navy officers
a talk a. clopuently about ships.
guns. target practice and such things
a. can the Hon. AUGUSTUS PEABODY
GARDNER. Harvard, SO.
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Mr.. TAGGNHT was sworn in as n SEN
ator on Mondav: on Tuesday he in
trojuccd two bills granting increases
Of pensions 10 worthy Hoosiers. F.vi-
IDENTIFY the senator from French Lick
Springs understands the game.