The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1916-10-19
FlnNEGAn'S PHILOSOPHY.


Smiles the tltH SSrNlre hock hud ~
freshlu' iuus snshes foorth for tbursty
but dishurNin bimycmrs lie blows
on hurn an ivrythm falls Tor ut
II the people rall him ircr So soft La
7 tie Samucl hal uu quicker ear AH for
sa'rytcn what's dear 20 Ms heart,
abaham bad nav thin oH hin Sure
br Is bImsr - shird an eAcecdn
great reward
~F'iS his l'reShytagan hriupin un
I'm thnhin Furst be adopts q policy.
tim he thfteS 60 Justify H. thin he
sanetihcs Il wild u phmse, while cholt
~ DeshurNn DImmycrats sings u
hymn. An. there We ure Justification
Adoption nn Sanktyheashun
The chuir med great harmony whin
/ lin Smith George Harvey an Billy
Brine was an III ut But wan lie wan
4 their Vices crarked an they passed out
" the life " the great Idayist
/ Harvey wint back to edith an BIZ
Brine whit In search Nv the Elowly
/ kale. McCumbs was canned. because
1 him an Billy McAdoo cIddent sing
duet. an Oscar Underwood was weak
On Tariff raglime But Wudthrow die,
1 Grated them uIl wild f'whnt say yer
Wild the order iv the Double Cross
1 Ohio. mind well the time at the
Manhattan club. whin he kissed Brine
an kicked Harvey wild wan motion.
Now the choir has what WudthrOw
calls the vital stufIs " life. Stone an
wild Redheld for the high falsetto.
Nndthrow sits wild his hands crossed
while the stuGs sings songs " praise.
nn' Col. House winds the Nicthroa.
"Wudthrow Is fond iv music. but
Colonel House himself is the quiet
man Faith av he danced a Clog on
Il WaShb.lcr ye'd nlver hear II sound,
We'll, wan night In August the Colo,
mel come tiptoeiu in through the base
ment dnre
"'liow's the game, ColonelY says
Wudthrow $3.50. the Colonel says
'le might round up few more votes,
says he. scratchin bis ear wild an alb.
sent air
"'Ain't got the full dinner-pall's?
axes Wudtlrow. anXious like. All
that's forgot the first two year and
half, says House pleasantly Amt !
KEEP en- out o war; axes Wudthrow
Part o the time. says House. rubin
his left shin wild the felt-slipper on
his right foot Amt my voice oui
greatest liquid ASSET axes Wilson
earnestly It's some voice, says
House. but lot iv suckers can't tell
4 asset firm an li'biIity. the Colonel
says,
"'Fwhat arc We drivin at? says
i, ilson. -four aushing little
"'Arre We watchin the striker says
House HaIt millyun votes might
be useful says House, tiptoein', our
through the dure. an rlosin ut behind
him.
"Well. Sir, he left Wudthrow sunk
In profound miditasbun. At last he
spakes i hear. be says, in a low
sweet tone that vice iv the people.
which Is % me as the vice of a Car |
negie pensiun.' oh, ne says, thrillin' |
in ivry nerve, must | tndade SACRIFICE |
wan more Idol, says be, on the altar
~ me Country" says Wudthrow.
WAS not the Wan Turn Plank he |
says; AN the Sugar Tax he says: an
the Tariff for Revnoo.' he says; an
all me friends. beside says he. six
teen per'fy good Mexican Policies
was not all thin enoughY he axes In
agony. But will purge me Heart "
ivry pers' nal fought says he, startin
fC. bed An before he retires he takes
a Heart Purge iv his own invnshun
the way it'll wurk while he sleeps. ]
dinnaw fwhat the purge Is. 'Tis a
secret.
"In the morn he was puzzled. He
wanted great sacryfise of pur
rinciple. dear to bis heart, but he'd
used most " thin already. an he felt
that this was no time for second hand
or slightly damaged sacryfses So
he sends for House. Colonel says
he, "F'what pur-rinciple dyr think
wud be an acceptable sacryfise in this
great more imargincyr be axes anx
iously
whisper says the Colonel. And he
said wan wurd in Wudthrow's ear, and
faded silently away through the dure.
For wan instant Wudthrow stud
spellbound Thin he burst into II
whoop; The Ram in the Bushes cries
he wild tears " j'y.
Twas an impressive ceremony
whin the sacryfise was soemny Used
at the Capitol.
THE Profession started fom the
White House wild the Prisidint wakin
i head carryln the Ram In wan hand
an box " Safety.F irst matches IN
tb other He was followed by a coon
bearin -four gold pans, and behind
came four Union Chiefs ridin on milk
white steeds followed be a group ir
Prsidirts, Stock Holders.
Farmers. Shippers and Consumers
oaded wild chains. After short ser
non 10 Congress on 'Purgin' the
Heart the prisidint laid the Ram on
b alter. an imprissively stabbed IL