Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1916-04-27
HoowALLow NEWS.

Dunk Bolts. Reg. Correspondent.
George Bingham.
Copyright. 1916. Adams. SYM
Bat Smith, who successfully
operates The moonshinc still on
Musket Ridge. has requested. MS
tc, notify his patrons around Hog
Wallow that hereafter all barrels
must be returned as soon as they
are emptied.
Jefferson PotlOcks was called
to Rye Straw this morning on q
pleasure trip. He carried with
him q load of wagon wheels and
an outlay of blacksmith tools in
order that he would not he de-
Iayed il he had breakdown.
Yam Sims and Sidney IIocl; :
swanpcd horses at the folks of the
road after a two hours delibcr;.-
tion and grDrral inspection to-
gcther with mass of doubtful
',>'o',' AIDED even.
each giving SIS To boot.
MS 90 q. -.-'.'. 10y Us 70
coming ono Of our most talented
singers and her fame is spread
ing far beyond the confines of this
voting precinct. She has very
strong voice. and sometimes when
she gets 10 singing the audience
has TO get UP and move hack.
The Excelsior bidding band
sorcnadcd the Old Miscr on Mus
lsct Ridge Tuesday night. When
he heard them coming he locked
the door and shut his eyes. pre-
tending to he asleep. so that he
would not have to pass oul a Jug
10 the band.
Cricket Hicks has returned
from the Calf Ribs section. whore
for two days he held down an inn
portant and lucrative position at
a saw mill. He has not vet de-
cided what work he will engage
in in the future. but will frst take
much needed rest ns wp Of
three months.
naa Barlow was can~ht drini-
ing out of the cistcrn bucket at
the Dog Hill church last Sunday.
The Hogwallow Improvement
society has ordered Jefferson pot
locks to have his hair cut by next
Saturday week.
Prof. Sap Spradlcn made fly
ing trip TO Tickvilc last week,
whore he made a trade for a globe
NAV of the world. He will use this
in his argument with the trustees
of the Wild Onion school that the
world is round. In the past he
has been teaching the flat sys-
tenn. using the fiat maps of the
hluehack geography. The globe
has been used for several years
at Tirkvillr and will have to he
remodeied hcro and there on ac-
count ~ The changes resulting
from the European war.
4 !ota' stranger passed through
flogwallow yesterday lacking up
some soap advertisements. Sew
aral Of our leading citizens. in
Guiding the postmaster, took eX-
rcnt'ons to this suggestion and
ordered the man to move on.
The Mail Carrier left the posi-
office this morning bound for
Tickville. by pushing OH tho
lines he believes he can make the
run in couple of days.
One of tho wheels ran of of
; lobe Moseley's WAGON whi|p he
was coming down Muskct Ridge
yesterday. II rolled on ahead and
when he got home it was leaning
against Tho stable.
\ crow has bcnn srttinn on the
haystack po'e near the postofficc
; for several weeks. and il is he
lirved it intends To build i'm Hog
wa'low and will rot no bothered
/ Poke EaZ'c". who has already
, commenced to follow the shade
: around tho nnstofricc. has boon
badly upset for the past few days
on account of the cloudy weather
) Astrangc lady. selling to the
women folks things tile men don't
I know anything about. was thru
, here this week wearing a pair OF
shoes laced up the hack. Though
the lady has been gone for two
, or three days Sidney Hooks can
not understand why shoes should
be made with back-door en-
; frances.