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Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1916-08-18
Ginghams, Shirtings,
Muslins, Etc.

Thousands Of Yards of Lonscloth,
Cambria and Muslin Remnants
Long, serviceable lengths; worth
to 12hc; on sale, yd. .....7hc
36-in. Dress Psreale-Light and
dark colors; some are slightly i'm
perfect; special Friday, yd., enc
27.Ineh Dress Cinghams--Neat
stripes, checks and plaids; lengths
to 20 yards; 10c and 12hc values.
per yard .....",........Shc
81 and 36.Inch English Shirting-
Good assortment of sport and pin
stripes; regularly worth 19c; on
bargain square Fri, yd., 12hc
Good Standard Apron Bingham
In all the wanted checks; lengths
to Is yards; on sale Friday. per
yard, at ............... % " G
Hundreds of Yards of Dress Prints
Light and dark colors: special
for our Friday sale, yard. .31kc
Good Grade Pillow Tubins-In
lengths up to 20 yards
36-inch width, yard. 1870
45-inch width, yard .15C
Unbleached Muslin--Off the bolt;
special for Friday only, yd., SIC
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1916-08-18
HYMENE AL.
Arnold-Gibble.

Falls City, Neb., Aug. H.-(Spe-
cial.)-Prof. D. R. Arnold and Miss
Iva Gibble were married at St.
Marks Evangelical Lutheran church
by Rev. S. De Freese, pastor. The
bride is the daughter of Mr.. and Mrs.
J. Gibble and the groom is the son
of Mr.. and Mrs. Vincent Arnold. For
the last two years the groom was the
principal of the Verdon High school
and has accepted position as history
and athletics teacher in the Beatrice
schools. After the ceremony they
left for an extended trip to Denver,
Colo, and other places and will re-
turn to Beatrice to make their home.
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1916-08-18
Soldiers Home Notes

Grand Island, Neb., Aug. 17.-(SpeciaI)-
Rev Clark Of Jefferson, Ore. gave a
talk in the home chapel Monday evening
on mission work and the work of the
Salvation army
Michael Prest, who some time ago asked
for a furlough Of sixty days and was de-
layed In getting away on account of some
Misunderstanding about his pension papers,
has returned a Burkett, and has been as
signed to a coein the convalescent hospital.
Mrs. Martha Smith is out on a furlough.
John Roseboom. the home florist. has re-
turned from Oregon, where he has been on
furlough. While In the west he pro-
cured some very choice plants and seeds for
flowers in the home green house.
Anderson Adams has returned from his
furlough and reports most delightful visit,
Mrs. Title stubben and children. who are
returning to their home at Omaha after
a western trip, will stop at Burkett this
week, and visit for a while with Mrn. Stub
ben's father, the quartermaster.
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1916-08-18
Shoes Low Priced

$50 Pairs Women's White Canvas
Shoes and Slippers--Lace and but
ton styles; high and low heels; to
clear out quickly, pair. 800
Children's Barefoot Sandals--
Made of tan Russia calfskin with
leather soles; $1.25 values; Friday
Children's Patent and Dull Mary
Jane Pumps-All solid leather;
sizes to 2. .0SG
Little Cent? Lace Shoss-Made
of black calfskin; all solid; sizes
to 13h ...............S 81 20
Cleanup of All Mems Oxfords--
Tan and black calfskin; button
and lace styles; English and high
toe lasts; very special. per pair,
at ..................S1.W
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1916-08-18

When the baby girl of Mrs. Mary
Wittuski, 1901 Burt street, was taken
to the dispensary on Dodge street a
few months ago it weighed nine and
one-half pounds, and the mother did
not believe she could raise the tiny
creature. A nurse of the Visiting
Nurse association of Omaha took up
the case, as the nurses have taken up
120 other cases this summer. The
nurse visited the home and made
provisions for correct clothing, feed
ing and bathing. The mother was
without sufficient means to buy milk
or ice. The nurse drew on The Bees
milk and ice fund and from day to
day the baby improved. On Wednes-
day of this week the infant weighed
sixteen pounds, a gain of six and
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1916-08-18
Table Cloths, 49c

These are 2 yards long, In ? nice
range Of patterns; good quality
linen finished damask; special
Friday, each .............40c
Sc Towels, &c
$50 Dozen Good Quality Huek
Towels-With pink or blue Dor
ders; hemmed ends, each. :. &c
Crash, Sc
About 1000 yards Of Household
Crssh-The good and absorbent
kind; 5 to 10-yard lengths; spe-
cially priced, yard. &c
Damask, SOC
About rs Pieces of Full Blsaehsd
and Fancy Colored Border Dam
ask-64 and 10 inches wide; Fri
day, yard ............... QUO
1Oc Napkins, 7c
500 Dozen Mercerized Napkins
Hemmed ends; ready to use; spe-
cial, each ...............7c
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1916-08-18
Did Your Clock Stop? Seems to Have
Been Epidemic; Want Eight Hour Day

vealed the fact that he had been there
as per schedule,
Beats ALL said Colonel Welsh.
THE clock up home stopped this
morning, too, and my watch stopped.
In the United States marshaps Of
flee the faithful timepiece was also on
the blink. Deputy Quinley declared
the clock at his house stopped this
morning.
Maybe the clocks are striking"
volunteered Deputy Grant Yates in a
feeble attempt at joke. (The clocks
in the federal building never strike.
except the one in the tower, and that
seldom strikes at the right time.)
The clock situation grew more Sc
rious as investigation was pushed
farther. The clock in the postmaster's
office had not only stopped, but it
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1916-08-18
Dannebrog Pioneer Dies
Suddenly at Picnic

Grand Island, Neb., Aug. l7.-Ras-
mus Petersen, an old resident Of
Dannebrog, died suddenly while at a
picnic to which he had just brought
a number of friends. Mr.. Petersen
had retired only recently from life
long experience in farming, had built
a large, commodious and modern resi-
dence in Dannebrog and intended to
live in ease for the rest of his days.
He leaves large family.
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1916-08-18
Nebrask a
WILL CONFER SOON
OYER STATE HOUSE
August % Set as Date to Dis
cuss ACCESSIBILITY of Tearing
East Wing Down.
DANGER FROM OLD WALLS

(From Staff Correspondent.)
Lincoln, Aug. H.-(Special.)-1t
will be up to the members of the
next legislature to determine whether
Nebraska is to have a new state
house, or whether the present ancient
edifice will continue to be the pre-
historic pile to which visitors to Lin
coin may flock and look upon with
as much interest as if they were gaz-
ing at the Egyptian pyramids.
Governor Morehead today sent let
tiers to Speaker Jackson of the last
house, President of the Senate Phil
Kohl, Senator Spirk of Saline and
. Representative c. Petrus Peterson of
Lincoln, asking that they come to
Lincoln on August % and confer with
State Engineer Johnson and his ex-
: cellency as to whether the east wing
of the old building shall be torn
down, repaired, or allowed to remain
in its present condition, menace to
thel ives of the people who work
therein.
Officials Alarmed.
Since the building has begun to set
tie again, great many people have
, become alarmed lest when representa-
tive hall is filled this coming winter
with all the heavvweights which will
compose the lower branch of the
legislature that the old walls will not
= be strong enough to stand the jars
of oratory which will be turned loose,
and the building fall.
1t Is said that many citizens who
have been wont to hang around the
legislative halls for the purpose of
advising the members what to do, and
have been styled lobbyists" by I'M
kind and unfair people, are likely to
leave the legislature to run things it
self and will take no chances of being
buried under the crumpling wall by
being present.
This alone should convince Cover
nor Morehead and his bunch of con-
ferees that, if possible, something
ought to be done.
1t appears to be up to the COVER
nor and his band of advisers to say
whether the Nebraska legislature is
to be advised to protect the lives OF
the people or carry on watchtul
waiting policy until the old wing falls
down, thus saving the expense Of
wrecking it.
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1916-08-18
Northwestern Section Of
State Gets a Soaking

Good rains in scattered sections OF
the state, especially in the northwest
ern portion, where moisture was
needed badly, were reported at local
railroad headquarters for Wednes-
day night.
In some districts the rainfall was
as nearby as that of the preceding
twenty-four hours.
Along the Burlington in the north
western portion of Nebraska reports
were received of soaking and high
" welcome showers.
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1916-08-18
Walters Enthusiastic
Over Crop Outlook

There is plenty of wheat in Ne
braska this year and it is of the best
quality in the world, according to
Frank Walters, general manager Of
the Northwestern. Mr.. Walters is
unusually enthusiastic over crop con-
ditions in this state and the middle
west, remarking that during his serv-
ice with the Northwestern business
has never been better.
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1916-08-18
Men Who Robbed 0akdale
Bank to be Brought Here

The two men who robbed the Oak
dale postoffice and were captured
near Neigh, Neb., Wednesday morn
ing, were handed over to the fed
eral authorities Thursday, Deputy
Marshal Morgan Of South Sioux City
taking them in charge.
They will have a preliminary hear
ing before Commissioner Hays at
Norfolk, probably today, and will
then be brought to Omaha to await
the converting of the federal grand
jury.
The warrant for their arrest was is
sued by David Dickinson of the dis.
trict attorneys office and forwarded
to Deputy Marshal Morgan.
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1916-08-18
Peddler Fined Because
His Measure is Short

Till Mccarthy, a peddler, was ar
rested Wednesday because he had on
his wagon several measures with the
bottoms too close to the top. A hall
bushel measure was tested and found
to be short about quarter OF what II
should have contained, due to the TIN
bottom being pounded so that 1t
rounded up instead Of down. He was
fined 81 and costs.
Paul Maloni was just the other way
around. His measure was illegally
full. Maloni is a taxi driver, licensed
to carry FIVE passengers, and he had
seven in his car. He had to pay $2'S
and costs.
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1916-08-18
Community Club at LOOMS.

Loomis, Neb., Aug. H.-(Special.)
The first regular meeting of the re-
Gently organized LOOMS Community
club was held Tuesday night of this
week. The officers of the new or
ganization are: c. A. Kleist, presi-
dent; G. F. Carlesson, vice president;
J. A. Mcclure, secretary; c. V. Mag
nuson, treasurer.
About the middle of September
Johnson & Holm will begin the cree
ton of new business building to re-
place the one destroyed by fire in
November, 1914. The new building
will be of brick and 50 by 20 feet in
size.
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1916-08-18
Did your clock stop todayi

Did your clock stop todayf
The reason we ask is that there
seems to be a sort of kind Of an
epidemic around that's making all the
clocks stop, or good many Of EN-
anyway,
Half dozen quit work over at the
federal building. The usually accu.
rate timepiece in the weather bureau
solemnly marked the hour OF l0:l5
when time, in his ceaseless flight. had
already arrived at II o'clock.
At first it was thought that the
faithful and gentlemanly chap who
comes around every Tuesday with his
little ladder and key to wind the
clocks in the federal building had
gone on his vacation. But inquiry re-
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1916-08-18
PERSONAL PARAGRAPHS.

Mr. and Mrs. H. Q. Peters of New York
City are the guesN Of Mr.. Peters brother,
Rev. George L. Peters, $500 Evans street
George Covert assistant superintendent
Of transportation for the Burlington, has
returned from a vacation spent At Steam
boat Springs, Colo.
George H. Schweers OF Pender, Nsb.. 10
spending the day with Frank J. Carey. Mr..
Schweers reports every thing In fine
shape as usual In Cunning county.
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1916-08-18
Boys Suits, $2.95
With Two.Pair-Pants

A FRIDAY SPECIAL. Real
nifty looking suits in the
newest styles. Browns, grays
and a neat assortment Of
mixtures. two pairs of pants
with each suit, all fully lin
ed. Just the suit for school
oneninQ.
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1916-08-18
Union Men Protest on
Prison Labor Work Here

Local union No. 297 Of hod car
riers and common laborers sent the
city council letter of protest against
the employment Of prisoners on city
work under existing conditions. The
communication was referred to Com
missioner Jardine, who has charge OF
prison labor work.
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1916-08-18
Cured of Indigestion After Twenty
Years Of Suffering.

after suffering for over twenty
years with indigestion and having
some of the best doctors here tell me
there was no cure for me, I think it
only right to tell you for the sake Of
other sufferers as we'll as to your own
satisfaction, that 25-cent package of
Chamberlain's Tablets not only re-
lieved me, but cured me within two
months" writes JUL Grobien, sos
Henry St, Houston, Tex. Obtaina-
Vie Observation-Disclosures.
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1916-08-18
Nebraska Auto Display
Will Break Records

Lincoln, Aug. l7.-(Special. 1.-The
automobile display at the Nebraska
state fair is likely to outshine any
previous displays made, not only at
former state fairs but anywhere IN
the middle west.
The big machinery hall, ll0 feet
wide and 430 feet long will be
crowded. Already every space in the
buildign has been engaged, except
seven spaces 20 foot square. Last
wear the Nebraska fair had more
automobile displays than even Iowa.
but this year it is going to far excel
that of last year.
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1916-08-18
Wash Goods
Remnants

Remnants and Full Bolts of Print
ed and Woven Fabrics-40 and 45
inches wide; regularly sold to 35c
yard; as long as lot lasts, per
yard .............. lOC
Remnants of Silk and Cotton
Dress Materials in Brocadss, Dots,
Tub Silks--Plain shades of pink,
light blue, black, white, etc.; "a
and SO inches wide; special, Friday
per yard .............1 5C
Remnants of Sport Stripes--In a
good assortment Of colors and
styles; 36 ms. wide; regular 35c
value; to close Fri, yard, ZINC
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1916-08-18
Governor Names Delegates
To Criminal Law Meeting
(Trom a Staff Correspondent.

IFrom q SUIT CorrespohueHt1
Lincoln, Aug. 17.-(Special.) Gov
ernor Morehead has appointed H. B.
Fleharty of Omaha, L. w. Colby of
Beatrice and T. J. Doyle Of Lincoln,
delegates to represent Nebraska in
the meeting of the American lnstitu-
ton of Criminal Law which will meet
in Chicago, August 20.
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1916-08-18
Draperies
Five Specials

1000 Yards Of Voiles, Serims and
Marquisettes-2 to lloyd. lengths,
values to 40e; yard. .1OC
1900 Yards Of 4Se Grade Creton.
mes, per yard. ............10c
60.ineh Lace Curtains--2h yds.
long; per pair. .0Sc
rs Pieces of 36.in. Etamins and
Serim, per yard. ..........0c
One Big Lot Of Extra Heavy Por-
tierss-Fringe top and bottom
values to $500; pair. 81 1873
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1916-08-18
Indigestion and Constipation.

81 recently discovered in Chamber
lain's Tablets the first medicine to
give me positive and lasting relief.
Prior to their use | suffered fire.
quently from indigestion and consti-
patton" writes Mrs. Anna Kadin,
Spencerport, N. Y. Obtainable cv-
Observation-Disclosures.
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1916-08-18

one-half pounds since the beginning
of summer. This is a typical case
of the good that has been done
through the milk and ice fund raised
by The Bee this summer.
What a splendid reward for all the
good people who have contributed to
this fund.- Especially so when It is
remembered that this baby is only a
sample" of the fine results and that
there are many others like it, rescued
from the puniness Of poverty to the
healthiness of perfect nutrition.
If you haven't sent in your contribu-
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1916-08-18
Ordinance to Repave More
Of North TWentY-Folrth

An ordinance providing for repay
ing of Twenty-fourth street, Patrick
avenue to Lake street, was passed by
the city council. 1t is doubtful wheth-
er the work will be started this sea-
son.
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1916-08-18
DEATH RECORD.
Mrs. O'Donovan Rosa.

New York, Aug. H.-Mrs. Jeremiah
O'Donovan Rosa, widow of the Irish
patriot and journalist, died at her
home here today OF heart disease.
She was 70 years old.
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1916-08-18

Emporia, Kan, Aug. l7.--Wslt Davis,
sheriff of Lyon county. was shot and killed
tonight In a pistol duel with two alleged
holdup men. The slayer escaped in the
darkness, but his companion did not at
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1916-08-18

had already been carted off to the
repair shop to be overhaued.
Maybe they want the eight-hour
day." said Postmaster Tanning.
Maybe it was the humidity. -.
Other worthy jokes were sprung,
but the present shortage in print pa
per forbids recording them all.
1t is stated that the demands of the
clocks for the eight-hour day will be
refused
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1916-08-18

To keep your liver active use DR.. Kings
New Life Pills. They insure good indiges-
ton and relieve constipation. At druggists
25c.--Advertisement.
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1916-08-18
Underwear

Women's Fine Gauxe Vests-
Some with wing sleeves; worth to
15c; sale price. ..........ShG
Women's Fine Ribbed Union Suits
Cuff and lace knee styles; 35c
values, at .2SG
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1916-08-18
War UDOn Pain,

sloan's Liniment prepares you for every
emergency. Keep It handy--it's the greatest
pain killer ever discovered. At all drug.
gists. 25c.--Advertisement.
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1916-08-18
Tried .. Meet King and Jailed.

London, Aug 17.-Patrick Callaghan. said
to be an American, was arrested yesterday
on a charge Of attempting to force en-
trance Into Windsor Castle in an effort to
King George. The man was arrested after
a scuffle. Officers assert he was insane and
he was sent to an asylum.
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1916-08-18

No Longer the San Pedro Route.
Salt Lake City, Utah. Aug. ls.-Stock-
holders Of the Salt Lake route. ratified the
proposal to change the official name
Of the road from San Pedro, Los Angeles
& Salt Ike, to Los Angeles & Salt Lake
company,
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1916-08-18
Street Car Men to Hold
Picnic at Lake ManaWa

All of those street car men in Oma-
ha who can be excused from duty will
enjoy a picnic at Lake Manawa Sat-
urday afternoon. Fifteen special cars
will carry the street car men and their
families from Omaha to the lake re-
sort. Six of the cars will be gayly
decorated for the occa sion
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1916-08-18

Persistent Advertising Is the Road
to Success.
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1916-08-18

Silk Poplin Dressss--Made Of ex-
ira fine quality poplin with lace
waist effect. Up-to-date styles, IN
a complete range Of sizes. Worth
$3.50 to $3.50; sale price, S3.W
Lot Of Wash Dressss-This sea-
sons styles, made Of voiles, lawns,
linens, ETC.; sizes SO to "A; dresses
actually worth to So, at. .S1.S0
Summer Wash Drsssss-All up
to-date styles; good materials
such as linens, lawns, fancy fig'
ures, ETC.; formerly priced to
$3.50, at. .............T1 .OO
skirts-Made Of fine rep, pique,
ratine, Bedford cords, honeycomb
and sport stripe materials; all
new up-to-date styles; $l.0O and
$1.25 values, at. ........S7C
1000 Sample Waists--Made OF
fancy lawns, voiles, organdies,
linens, Jap silks, ETC.; sizes 80 to
46; TIC and 81 values. SOC
Women's and Misses Wool Skirts
Made Of good double twill
serges, rough cloth, mixtures, etc.;
$500 and $3.50 values; special,
at .60C
Womsn's and Misses Silk and
Wool Suits-All this seasons
styles, made of good materials,
such as wool poplins, cheyiots,
mixtures, mohairs, gabardines.
etc. Values to $40; some worth
even more; Friday for . quick
clearance .............S $500
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1916-08-18

New York Gets . submarine.
New York, Aug. 1.-THE submarine
Holland, Americas hrst undersea boat. be.
came the property OF the people OF the city
Of New York today, 1t was presented to 9
historical society here by Or. P. ]. Gibbons
and his son, Austin F. Gibbons, who pur-
chased II from junk dealers about to destroy
II for Its iron and steel
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1916-08-18
Hosiery

Mems Cotton Seamless Socks-In
colors--black, tan and gray; 10c
quality, per pair. ........7hG
Women's Fiber Silk Boot Hose
Black and few colors; seconds
Of 26c quality; pair. .l5G
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1916-08-18

Another Lot of Dressing Sacques.
Made of plain crepes, figured
lawns, etc.; cut full and ample;
sizes SO to "A; zoe and 39c values;
some worth even more; your
choice for ...............1 9G
Children's Rompers and Dresses.
Made of good gingham, chambray,
percale, etc.; regular 39c and SOC
values; very special. .25C
Women's and Misses Wash Petit
coats--Short and full lengths
made of good quality gingham-
regular SOC values; special. .1SC
Children's Rompers-Cut full
ages 2 to 6 years; regular 19c val
ues, at ............... DC
Porch and Street Drssses--Made
Of fine, materials---lawns, linens,
ratine, ETC.; all this seasons styles
with fancy sport stripes, etc
every dress worth from 81 to 81;
at a give-away price, each. SOC
Women's and Misses Auto Coats
and Wash Suits-Made of fine
linene, ratine, ETC.; values to $3.50
at a small price Friday and Sat
urday for quick clearance. .49c
Women's and Misses Drawers
Made of good quality muslin, en-
broidery and lace trimmed; 29c
and 39c values, very special, Fl &
Corset Covers--Lace and embroid-
cry trimmed; we'll made of good
quality muslin; sizes SO to a.
regular 25c values, spl. =. .14C
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1916-08-18
Handkershiefs

Women's Fine Cotton Handksr.
chiefs-Worth to Sc, at... 1hG
Mems White Cotton Handksr-
chiefs---5c values, at. ......2G
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1916-08-18

Silk Pettieoats-ln all SnadeS ana
colors; some have jersey top and
messaline bottoms; formerly pric-
ed to $1.69; great saving at 99C
Women's and Misses Kimonos--
In all the wanted patterns; made
Of extra good quality crepes; val
ues to SIPS; sale price. .70c
Small Lot Of House Drsssss--
Made of fine bingham, chambray,
percale, etc.; sizes SO to a.; 81,
$1.25 and $3.50 values, at. Use
Lot Of Kimonos- Made of fine
lowered lawns, Crepe, ETC.; val
ues to SOC, at. .20C
Childrsn's Middies-Ages 6 to IA
years; made Of good quality white
linene with sport stripes, ETC.;
values to Soc; special. -. .21c
Women's and Misses Dressing
Sacques-Made of good quality
crepe with large figures, etc.;
sizes SO to A; actually worth to
75c; on sale. $40
The day book. [volume] (Chicago, Ill.) 1911-1917, 1916-11-13

HOW TO MAKE, ALoT OF MONEY
Invent a sewer pipe that clogs up
much quicker than the old kind and
sell it to the city. The city is look
ing for such a pipe as this to put
down Just before a street is paved
The day book. [volume] (Chicago, Ill.) 1911-1917, 1916-11-13

~ HINTS TO HUSBANDS
A. Des MOines husband found that
when he woke up each morning
somebody had been through his
pockets. He had tailor line all his
pockets with fshhooks,