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Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1916-10-05
REPORTER.
A wOMAN's WORK

sometimes reduces her strength to ths
depths of weakness-her devotion 70
household cares prevents sufficient
rest and recreation. Thousands Of
women in this condition find SCOTS
Emulsion exactly what they need; il
is predigested body-food so medically
perfected that every drop yields direct
returns in Strengthening the organs
and tissues and in making healthy,
life-sustaining blood. SCOTS Emulsion
is devoid Of alcohol or any harmful
drugs, and overcomes tiredness and
nervousness in a marvellous way.
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1916-10-05

11S and would get so weak at times that
l fell over. l began to take Lydia E.
Pinkham's Vegetable Compound, and
ten days later l could eat and it did not
hurt my stomach. l have taken the
medicine ever since and / feel like a
new woman. now weigh 127 pounds
so you can see what it has done for me
already. My husband says he knows
your medicine has saved my life. -
Mrs. ]. S. BARLOW, 1924 South 4th St.,
Columbus, Ohio.
Lydia E. Pinkham's Vegetable Com
pound contains just the virtues of roots
and herbs needed to restore health and
strength to the weakened organs of the
body. That is why Mrs. Barlow, a
chronic invalid, recovered 80 completely.
1t pays for women suffering from any
female ailments to insist upon having
Lydia E. Pinkham's Vegetable Com
pound.
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1916-10-05
VICTOR AGENCY.

We are glad to announce that we have
the Agency for Victor Talking Machines.
VictfoIas. Victor Records and Supplies.
We will be glad TO show Machines and
demonstrate Records and Machines TO
anyone who calls at our store, and we
will promptly order and get Tor you any
thing tPat we may not have in our stock.
We would like to have every owner OF
a Taking Machine, whether Victor o
other make. give US his or her address
and the kind Of Machine they use.
From time TO time we will have in new
Records, and neS matter Of interest TO all
Music Lovers. and viii be glad TO mail Il
10 anyone who is interested.
We sell Machines for cash, or we vii
make reasorsbIs 'ime payment contract
with anyone xfc oes not want to pay
all cash.
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1916-10-05
Modern Travel.

"Did you come home in the trolley,
Ethel 2"
eyes, mother"
"But how did you keep your white
dress so clean2 The seats usually are
so dirty"
"Oh, if was so crowded, mother, was
in somebody's lap most OF the time"
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1916-10-05
sIoan,s Liniment for Neuralgia Aches.

The dull throb OF neuralgia is quickly
relieved by Sloan's Liniment, the univer-
sal remedy for pain. Easy to apply il
quickly penetrates without rubbing and
soothes the sore muscles. Cleaner and
more promptly effective than muSsy plas-
ters or ointment; does not stain the skin
or clog the pores. For stiff muscles,
chronic rheumatism, gout, lumbago,
sprains and strains it gives quick relief.
Sloan's Liniment reduces the pain and in
flammation in insect bites, bruises, bumps
and other minor injuries to children. Get
a bottle today at your Druggist, 25c.
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1916-10-05
Do You Know That.

Every drunkard was once moderate
drinker?
Prohibition Kansas is the richest State
in the Union, per capita ?
Water is the strongest drink; lions and
horses use it, and Samson never drank
anything else ?
For every dollar that the United States
raises by tariff, the people spend seven
dollars for drink -?
The man who drinks never "takes the
consequences ;" they are borne by his
family, his employer and his grocer
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1916-10-05
Bad Colds from Little sneezes Grow.

Many colds that hang on all winter
start with a sneeze. sniffe. sore throat
a tight chest. You know the symptoms
OF colds, and you know prompt treatment
will break them up. DR.. Kings New
Discovery, with its soothing antiseptic
balsams, has been breaking 10 colds and
healing coughs OF Young and old for AZ
years. DR.. Kings New Discovery loosens
the phlegm, clears the head, soothes the
irritated membrane and makes breathing
easier. AT your Druggist, SOC.
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1916-10-05
Haed off That AH-winter Cough.

Haed of That AII-Winter Cough
At the first sign of sore throat, tight
chest or stuffed-np head take dose OF
DR.. Bells Pine Tar Honey. The healing
pine-tar, soothing honey and glycerine
quickly relieve the congestion, loosen The
phlegm and break up your cold. DR..
Bells Pine ar Honey has all the bene-
fits OF the healing aroma from pine for
est, il is pleasant to take and antiseptIc.
The formula on the bottle tells why Il re-
lieyes colds and coughs. Az your Drug
pist DC.
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1916-10-05

Little Girl (who had been Sitting very
still with seraphIc expression)-"l wish
was an angel, mother !"
Mother-"What makes you say that,
darling? ?"
Little Gnl-"Because then could drop
bombs on the Germansl"
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1916-10-05
Constipation Dulls Your Brain.

That dull, listless, oppressed feeling is
due TO impurities in your system, sluggish
liver, clogged intestiues. DR.. King S
New Life Pills give prompt relief. A
mild, easy, non-gripiug bowel movement
will tone up your system and help TO clear
your muddy, pimply complexion: Get a
bottle OF DR.. Kings New Life Pills today
at your Druggist, 25c. A dose tonight
will make YOU cheerful al breakfast.
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1916-10-05

81 Look at 'em - exclaimed the burglar.
"Look at what ?" asked the pocket
boot-snatcher.
"Them black an white stripes that's
all the style kin remember when they
put 'em on us we thought we was dis
graced u
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1916-10-05

"Did you see my sunburst last night?"
inquired the pompous Mrs. Newrich of
her poorer neighbor.
"No, | didn't" said the neighbor cans-
tically; "but certainly thought he would
if he ate another bite"
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1916-10-05
AFFERYEARS
OF SUFFERING
Woman Made Well byLydia
E. Pinkham's Vegetable
Compound.
Columbus, Ohio. 81 had almost given
up. had been sick for six years with

Iemale uOuDleS ana
nervousness. l had
a pain in my right
side and could not
eat anything with
out h hurting my
stomach. / could
not drink cold water
at all nor eat any
kind of raw fruit,
nor fresh meat nor
chicken. From 178
pounds / went to
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1916-10-05
Say Not The struggle NAasht Avails ]

eSSay not the struggle nqlght avaieth, q
Ehe labor and the WOUNDS arsgain,
TbeSpsmy IaintsFet, Hor sailetf z
AhasAlngs have betnS they remain. &
IfhOpesS SeIe dapks. fears tnayb liars
II may be.inySh smoke segcealed, /
Your comrades, s,ehase e.eH g6w the fliers,
And, but for you. possess the field. {
For while the tired waves. vainly breakingss
Seem here no painful inch to gain. 81
Far back through creeks and inlets making.
Comes silent, flooding in the main.
And not by eastern windows only.
When daylight comes. comes in the light
In front, the sun climbs slow, how slowly.
But westward. look. the land is bright.
Arthur Hugh Clough.
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1916-10-05
NOTICE.

We are in the market for all
kinds of Old Metal, Old Rubber,
Rags, Old Paper, Bones, and Junk
of every sort, for which we pay the
highest market price in cash. If
you have anything to sell, send me
word, and | will come and buy it.
Crittenden record-press., 1916-04-27
Hauls up Molten Mass
Of Old Gold And Silver.

Paducah, KY, April "a While
dragging for mussel shells in the
Tennessee river near Johnson
vile, Tenn, John Hysmith, Me-
tropolis, ILL.,, owner of several
mussel shell boats, caught a
large chunk of what proved to
be a mass of gold and silver,
which had been melted and run
together. Experts who have
examined the metal are of the
opinion that it is a part of a lot
of gold and silver lost when more
than twenty-seven gun boa is
were lost at Johnsonville during
the Civil war, more than fifty
years ago. Hysmith shipped the
metal to Metropolis, where it is
on exhibition in the National
State Bank. 1t weighed ten
mounds and is worth several hun.
dred dollars.
Crittenden record-press., 1916-04-27
COMMISSIONERS SALE
Criltenden Circuit Court, Kentucky,

= II KoLTINsKY. PIT.
against Equity.
|. S. d. SPURR. DTS.
and II. A. HAYNES
BY virtue Of a judgment and order
Of sale Of the Crittenden Circuit Court,
rendered at the Nov. term thereof,
1915. in the above cause for the sum Of
abont $500 with interest at the rate
Of per cent. per annum from the 18th
day Of Feb. 1911. until paid, and about
$500 costs herein. shall proceed to
offer for sale at the Court house door
in Marion to the highest bidder, at
PUBLIC AUCTION, on Monday. the
s,h dOy Of May, 1916, at One O'Clock
2. NJ, or thereabout. (being Court
dsy). upon a credit Of six months, the
following described property to-wit:
A certain tract or parcel Of land in
Crittenden county, Ky., and near
Pleasant Hill church, and bounded as
follows: Beginning in the spring
branch, corner to Robert NJ. Young,
now Allen, thence n. 52i W. 95 poles
to a swamp oak; thence 5. 24i W. &c
poles to a small hickory and elm;
thence S. SO L. l9i poles to the spring.
beginning corner to the X. NJ. Young
piece Of land; thence down said spring
branch to the beginning containing
about as acres. less a small piece re-
served now as the school spot or about
one.half acre; also a small piece here
tofore conveyed to the school house,
Or sufficient thereof to produce the
sums of money so ordered to be made.
For the purchase price the purchaser,
with approved security or securities,
must execute Bond, bearing legal in.
torest from the day Of sale until paid,
and having the force and effect Of Q
Judgment. Bidders will be prepared
to comply promptly with these terms
D. A. LOWRY,
Commissioner.
Crittenden record-press., 1916-04-27
What's The Answer?

A gentleman who had been
fishing was asked how many fish
he caught. He replied: IF to
the number of books in the Old
Testament you add the number
OF books in the New Testament,
multiply that by the number of
apostles who were present at the
TRANSPORTATION of Christ, divide
by number of books written by
Luke, substract number of times
the Israelites went around Jeri.
cho; multiply by number of
pieces of silver Judas received
for betraying the Savior; Divide
by number of spies Moses sent
to Canaan; add number of letters
in the name of the city where a
man climbed up a tree to see
Christ, and divide by number of
Apostles who were called the
sons Of thunder. the answer will
be the number of fish caught. "
How many did he catch?-Ex.
Crittenden record-press., 1916-04-27
CALDWELL SPRINGS

Robert Matthews, of Paducah, visit
ed his parents. Mr.. and Mrs. j. A..
Matthews, Saturday and sunday.
Mrs. T. E. Guess, who is visiting her
mother, Mrs. Rose Mayes, of this vi
ciniiy, was the guest of her father-in-
law. Jno. Guess, of Lyon county, last
week.
Durron Koon, G. L. Lott and W. n.
Lirzey. we're in Kuttaws Tuesday
Mr.. and Mrs. W. E. Asbridge and
daughter visited ]. A. Matthews and
family Sunday.
The singing school at this place is
progressing nicely with ]. R. Suther-
land, Of Marion, as teacher.
Miss Lora Johnson. who has been
the guest Of Mrs. Rose Mayes fol
some time, returned to her home last
Saturday. Touch.Me-Not.
Crittenden record-press., 1916-04-27
Kearuey Blues Father,
Will D. Blue, Dies at Clay

w. d. Blue, of Clay, died at
10 O'Clock last night after a ling
ering illness of Brights disease.
He formerly lived at Crider, but
moved to Louisville about eight
years ago where he resided for
two years when he moved to
Clay where he has since resided.
His remains will be sent to Cri-
der on the eleven O'Clock train
tomorrow Funeral services will
be held at the Cumberland Pres
byterian church at u O'Clock,
and burial will take place at
Bethlehem.
He is survived by. one daugh.
ter, Mrs. Henry W. Davis, OF
Mississippi, and one son, Kear.
ney Blue, of Clay. Princeton
Leader,
Crittenden record-press., 1916-04-27
MT. ZION

Mrs. Rachel Harris, of Providence
is visiting her sister. Mrs. Nora
o'Neal.
Lewis Butler has moved TO the Ma
jor Dare farm.
Misses Vera and Lillian Bennett
spent few days last week with their
sister, Mrs. Beatryce Crisp.
Miss Delpha Mcdowell is spending
this week with her brother, Rev. Lii
bert Mcdowell, Of near Tribune.
Mrs. Vina Phelps. of Providence, is
the guest Of her daughter, Mrs. Nile
0'Neal.
Messrs. Roy Thurmond, Allie Van
hooser. Misses Futile Num-. Dewey
Powell and Alene Num- passed through
here Sunday in Mr.. Thurmonds auto
enroute to Weston.
Chester Claghorn was in our neigh
borhood one day last week buying
cattle.
Mr.. aud Mrs. W. A. Newcom and
daughters, Misses Ina and Velma.
went to Marion Saturday.
Mr.. and Mrs. lIarve Thomas, Of the
Tribune section. spent Friday and Sat
urday with her parents, Mr.. and Mrs.
Frank Moore.
Mrs. Della Hughes spent Sunday
with her sister. Mrs. Josie Samuels.
Mr.. and Mrs. Tom Powell were the
guests Of Mr.. and Mrs. Walter Powell
Sunday.
J. II. Crowder, Of Henderson, passed
through here Saturday enrouto to wes-
ton, where he will be the guest Of ].
". Bennett for few days, Watseka.
Crittenden record-press., 1916-04-27
GLENDALE
CHttenden Circuit Court

Slas Todd and family, Clarence
Thompson, Of Sheridan John Belt and
family. Rance Wesmoreland and fami-
ly, Of near Deer Greek; and George
Gass and family, Of near the Colon,
attended preaching here Saturday
night.
Miss Ava Fr.tts, Of the Crittenden
Springs, was the guest Of Misses Myr-
tie and Lonnie Thomas one day last
week.
At this writing Misses Mary Moore
and Mary Hurley expect to attend the
Kentucky Educational Association at
Louisville this week.
KELLEY Jennings, Of Piney Fork sec
tion. attended Sunday school here last
Sunday.
James Barnes. Of Tolu, has moved
20 his farm bought Of Robert Brown.
The farm is known as the widow Jane
Flanary farm. We welc ONE Mr..
Barnes and his family to our neighbor-
hood.
viii Moore and son. Douglas Earl.
and sister, Miss Cora, have recently
had the mumps.
Mrs. ?. c Moore is not improving
as her friends would like for her to do.
Bro. Martin was the guest Of w. NJ.
Hurley while in our neighborhood.
The Misses McConnells, of near Hur.
ricane. were guests Of their aunt, Miss
Ruth Enoch, Sunday.
]. B. White was in Louisville two
days last week on business for the
Eclipse Mining Co.
We DO not understand why farmers
are opposed to road tax. II seems
that it is the only way We will ever
have good roads. and to have good
roads would certainly be great saving
on teams and vehicles to say nothing
Of the comfort Of the people in travel
ing.
Crittenden record-press., 1916-04-27
Rheumatic Pain SlOpph

The drawing Of muscles. the soreness,
stiffness and agonizing pain Of Rheu-
matism quickly yield to Sloan's Lini-
ment. It stimulates circulation to the
painful part Just apply as directed
to the sore spots. In short time the
pain gives way to tingling sensation
Of comfort and warmth. Here's proof
~ have had wonderful relief since |
used your Liniment on my knee. Tc
think one application gave me relief
Sorry | haven't space to tell you IN,
history, Thanking you for what your
remedy has done for me. james S
Ferguson, Philada, Pa. Sloan's Lini
ment kills pain. 25c at Druggists. 8
Crittenden record-press., 1916-04-27
Teach Your Children
the Power Of Saving

A writer in the May Woman's
Home Companion saws: Par
ents can put into the hands Of
children simple tables showing
the growing power of savings
which are kept invested, 1t isn't
hard to demonstrate, for in.
stance, that by saving one dollar
a year and keeping it and its
accumulated interest at the rate
of five per cent, invested the
saver will have:
SlS.2l in ten years;
$22.66 in fifteen years;
$S4.72 in twenty years.
80 on, until the total of the
saving of a dollar a year and the
investment and reinvestment OF
interest on the savings, will rise
at the end...of forty years. tc
Sl26. 6.S4-more than three times
the amount actually put aside u
Crittenden record-press., 1916-04-27
COMMISSIONERS SALE.
Crittenden Circuit Court, March
Term 1916.

by virtue Of judgment and order
OF sale of the Crittenden Circuit Court
rendered at the March term 1916 in a
suit therein pending, | shall proceed to
offer for sale at the Court House door
in Marion. KY, to the highest and best
bidder. at public auction, on Monday
the Sth day Of May, 1916, at o'clock,
p. NJ, or thereabouts, il being County
Court Day, the following described
property to-wit:
A certain tract or parcel Of land in
Crittenden county. KY, and contain
ing 50 acres, more or less. and known
as the Emeline Turk farm, and being
the same land which was conveyed to
Emeline Turk by L. Z. Dollar and was
on the 9th day Of March. 1913, convey
ed by will from Emeline Turk to Dora
+. Travis For further description
see Deed Book w, Page l45, in Clerk s
Office Crittenden County Court.
This property will be sold on a credit
Of six months purchaser to give bond
with approved security, with a lien
retained on the land for purchase
money and bond having effect Of
judgment upon which execution may
issue Said bonds bearing legal inter
est from date Of sale until paid.
Bidders will be prepared to comply
ai,h tfis, terms.
D. a. LOWRY,
Commissioner
CrIttenden Circuit Court.
Crittenden record-press., 1916-04-27
Col. R. E. Cooper Is
Strong for Good Roads

Col. r. L. Copper, of Hopkins
vile, is taking an active part in
the good roads bond issue elec.
ton in Todd county and deliver
ed a strong address a few days
since in which he gave many
reasons why good roads should
be built throughout Kentucky,
The Todd County Times, which
published Col. Cooper's address
in full, is also taking an active
part in the election and says as
follows: The Times doesn't {
fall out with the opponents OF
the bond issue. Far be it from
Crittenden record-press., 1916-04-27
PAGE FIv.
Card OF Thanks.

We wish to express our sincerest
thanks to our many friends whose
assistance and sympathy did so
much for us during the recent ill
ness and death OF our companion
and father, s. II. Franklin. 1t
was your kindness that revealed
the sunlight through the dark
cloud.
We wish also to thank all those
friends who kindly ministered to
our beloved husband and father.
May Gods richest blessings rest
upon each and every one is our
prayer.
Mrs. Jane Franklin and children.
Crittenden record-press., 1916-04-27

city to create dumps. Waste can
be made to pay for its own de-
struction at a profit.
Don't allow tumbled down
buildings to stand on valuable
land. They are financially vast
full. They create filth, invite
vice and are a menace to life.
A fence that has ceased to be
a fence and has become an Of
fense should be repaired or de-
stroyed.
Unregulated advertising on un-
used land pays for the mainten-
ance of a public nuisance.
Two gardens may grow where
one dump has bloomed before.
School gardens are valuable
adjuncts to education and recre-
alton. They can be cultivated
on an open lot.
Let the children play on the
unused land, so they may become
strong and keep out of the hands
of the law.
Let not an inch of land be
kept in idleness. 1t has a divine
right to bear fruit and flowers
and ever serve the highest in
terest of man. Sun.
Crittenden record-press., 1916-04-27
FORCE WOMAN TO WIPE
POWDER FROM HER FACE
Munish Police Ceusoring Women's
Dress Regarded As Con-
spicuous.

Berlin, April 25. What is be-
ing charact erized as a recrudes-
cence of the spirit of the blue
laws is observed in some German
cities, In Munich the police have
been authorized to act as censors
of women's dress and have been
ordered to arrest all women who
are dressed too conspicuously.
The first victim of these in
structions was a young woman
who was on her way to meet an
officer. She was taken to a po-
lice station and compelled accord
ing to the newspaper reports, to
wipe the powder and rogue from
her face before being permitted
TO leave the Statiefi.---- -.- -~-----
In Leipsic prescriptions regard
ing boys and girls under IS years
of age are being enforced. They
are forbidden to enter restau-
rants and saloons except when
accompanied by adults, and they
may attend moving picture ex-
hibitions only when special pro-
grammes for juveniles are given
and they must keep off of the
streets after 10 o'clock at night.
Crittenden record-press., 1916-04-27
Chicago Packers To Be
Paid For Cargoes Seized.

London, April "a. Chandler
P. Anderson, formerly counsel
lor for the state department at
Washington and now the repre-
sentative of the Chicago meat
packers in the prize court cases,
involving csrgoes valued at be-
tween $l5, 100000 and S2O,0O0.-
900, stated that a settlement
with the British government has
been agreed upon. and that the
money would be paid over to-
morroS.
Crittenden record-press., 1916-04-27
New Fortress For Great
Britain in The Far East

Apolima, the smallest Samoan
island and one of those taken
from Germany by the British,
will be fortified by the latter into
an impregnable work, its natural
confguration as an extinct vol
cano readily lending itself to
that purpose. The inhabitants
will receive land on another is
land.
Crittenden record-press., 1916-04-27
A good assortment of
pIow shoes, straw hats,
gloves and work cloth
ing. c. 3. Lloyd,
Fredonia, Ky.

j. G. Lemon who was senten-
ced to one year and one day in
the Atlanta, Ca, penitentiary.
was taken there last Wednesday.
He maintained his innocence un-
the last.
U. S. Marshall, E. H. James,
was in the city last week shak-
ing hands with his many friends
and visiting his parents and
other relatives.
Miss Louise Clement, who is a
student of the Ward.Belmont
college at Nashville. came in
home for Easter and returned to
school Tuesday.
Frank Dodge who went to
Louisville to consult DR.. Ray as
to the discolation Of the knee
joint, was informed that an op.
Grafton might be necessary to
give him a permanent cure.
Mrs. K. l.. Moore ard daugh-
ter Miss Roberta returned Satur-
day evening from Louisville,
where the latter was under treat.
ment Of a noted specialist for an
affection Of the ear.
Mrs. Herbert Whitney left
Saturday afternoon for New Or
leans, La. and McComb City,
Miss. to visit friends before tax.
Ing her departure for the far
west, waere Mr., Whitney is now
stationed.
Crittenden record-press., 1916-04-27

Prof. 7. F. Newcom. who at
tended the X. +. A., stopped off
here to visit relatives Sunday.
The report that he would move
here is erroneous. He is well
pleased at DeKoven and will re-
main there.
Mrs. J. NJ. Calvin and baby,
of Princeton who were the
guests of her parents here, while
Prof. Calvin was in Louisville
attending the Kentucky Educa-
tional Association. have returned
home.
Hon. VIM. Marble. of Padu-
cab. was here several days last
week. He has Just returned
from a winters stay in Califor.
mia. where Mrs. Marble is still
visiting her sister and other
relatives.
On account Of Cleanup Day
Proclamation by the Mayor, Geo.
w. Stone, and in order to clean
up our establishment along with
the rest Of the city Wednesday
and Thursday, the Crittendeu
Record.Press goes to press a lii.
tie earlier thaS usual and will
reach many of our readers a day
earlier than customary.
The editor is in receipt Of a
letter from Wallace Franklin, a
prominent attorney Of Muscogee,
Oklahoma, which concludes as
! follows: | have always thought
| appreciated the friends of my
old home, but since the many
kindnesses shown US during oui
bereavement, | know that GOO
has given to Marion the salt OF
the earth. With kindest person
al regards, am,
Very truly,
w. c. Franklin,
All Sunday School people ar,
cordially invited to attend tn,
Institute to be held in Marior
April 29th-3Oth, 1916, especial,
pastors, superintendents, teach