The Abbeville press and banner. [volume] (Abbeville, S.C.) 1869-1924, 1916-05-31
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Manager for
Coot's Campaign

C00t> Campaign
antervil. R. F. D. maigh 29, 1915.
Deer edditur :-as sed dote mes
bin taikin in by the offs holdars ring
en- the mannin croud. now hevvent
got mulch simperthy fur dote,. but
it hurts mea ter sea the fix it is git
tin coot in. j is fur coot an he he'd
a CRATE menny trends in our setter
mint till his champagne mannlger
went back on us an went ter rltin
ter SCOT the toun bois an the mer-
sheen pollertishuns. kno nine or
ten men in their hear settermint
which wus fur coot befoar dote tuck
his leep which is now erginst him.
thay tel me ther saim are true in
! loundesvil en- calhoon fauls an all
bout. went up ter broad mouth
churcht ter preechin yisterdy en- ev-
ryboddie up THAR sails as how dote
hes queared the chants of coot cumin
in on the furst ballit, en- maibe at
all. sum sais as how he viii run rite
erlong with mannin in ther kountie
now an he will be detected. now j
wood halt ter sea coot detected by
ther foolnishness of dote, an i am
ritin ter asst you ter sea coot at wunst
en- tel him sed ter git ernuther
champagne manniger. he mite be
abel ter git p. k. cobb ~>whitch man
niged fur Gus Watkins when he run
ned, an if he Good wood suggest
that he git him at wunst en- thro dote
oaverboard.
dote is jist like mersheen poller-
tishun ennyway. he is not kontent
ter run his man fur wun offs but he
wishes ter talk the whoal thing. now
he wus ther manniger fur coot. we'll
the furst thing he done wus ter run
that fatheful ole SOLDIER jedge cal
Writ out of ther kurriners rails. you
sea he hes lurnt from the. mannin
croud ter tell evriboddie when thay
can run en- what they kin run fur.
he tells iedge calvirt ter run fur
skule kerrnishener en- he tells cooper
to wait too yeers en- he tells bleeze
ter wait an beet ed. Smith, en- he tells
ther peepul ter voat fur mannin.
it seams ter mea that dote is un-
dertaikin ter run a good deel Nv ther
pollerticks of the kountie en- stait
seein as how he amt got a stan OF
cotting ylt. but he lurnt polleritcks
from dix sonly an T. e. hill and he
tries ter ring ther whoal hog. you
seed US git a nu sheriff last yeer did
dent YOU. we'll sum sed as how that
the ring wood let him erlone, but it
wusnt long till dix heerd that ther
sheriff wus ter git marrit en- he rents
him rooms oaver at his hous as hev
bin informt thinkin as how he wood
su5serdise ther sheriff, but ther
sheriff is too stout for dix an he hes
not got him yit. an heers sum
boys from up in ther nashun say that
thay was doun at toun luther day
an they saw dix runnin roun after
linn chalmirs a nuther nu officer tryln
ter put salt on his tale. if Jim doant
look out dix will tain him. ne is a
slick duck, an when ne has sltcn
GOOD ecvise as sum can tell ne Will
git them in if he kin. ,
now this wus one OF ther tnlngs
which iwisht coot :er bralk up IN
ther kountie. wus this ring 6lsnesS.
hut YOU sea that dote is now IN with
ther ring an how Good he broke 1t up:
hev not givin in on coot ylt. i
bleeve that he will git up sum waigh
ter git rid of his cusin dote an put
| in q furst class manniger, treW be-
|ieevar in ther peepul like mea an
if he Go he will maik things hum
Iroun this gran ole kountie ylt. IN
fac ! wus in toun wun day en- coot
rode by in his buggie drivin his htal
black mule smoakin a seegar an
felar sed ter mea that is ther man iur
kurriner an hopes you will voat fur
him in wore kuntry. he sed tho that
he wus handercappt in his rals py
certain kinfoaks which he wood not
naim. but knode he wus talkin bout
dote. which wus jist as sed.
but coot shood make up his mine
that he hes a hard fite on his hans.
think it wood pay coot ter glt him a
champagne Tyre. kno man tnlnKs
wood suite the case. few gooo NE
on the uther kanderdaits mite not
| bee a bad plan fur emmy kanderdalt'
| iff emmy boddie wood like ter kom-
munercait with a good champagne
llvre. kno a man which think
wood fill ther bill. amt callin no
Mains but ther man, i hes in mine IS
! in ther ordermcrebill buzness an is
sucksess. think you Good git him
cheep fur emmy of yore trends as the
too biznesses wood 60 tergether putty
good, en- eff lyin counts as is SEQ mi
man Good maik sucksess of boath
lbiznesses. it wood be vel ter sea
him befoar sumboddie else gifts him.
wei, i must. 60 out an look at mi
cotan seed agin. this mornin they
WIS snroutin rite erlong, but a cut