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The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1916-04-15

his atupidity annoyed his employer
greatly so, after q weeks trial hr was
dismissed
'G"t your pay" said tho manufacturer
10 him on saturday. and let TINT br
tn last N ,ou You're discharged
II vas, therefore with great surprise
iNtt the manufacturer saw the hoy nt
work IN his former place ON Monday
morning
What are YOU doing IN 'Hs shop
demanded THE manufacturer augrl, 4
discharged ,pu SATURDAY.
Yes said Tho boy. aud don't YOU do
u ashin When told my mother She
licked me
Jones is eot,ins auiuny close n.tcd
l1i"l'. lie never spends cent on him
S"lf ar anyone else, and hc puts hnlf his
SALARY IN the savings bank every week |
wonder what's hg iden
w u', don't yuu know Iiis unclc gave
MIN nm automobile last month. md he +,
saving up 10 buy gasoline Tor H."
Woman" he mortoi H. the vie NJ
hts bosom. Don't talk ~ mo about
women. They're MI fools Thcyr, an
Tools Whenever you hear ~ anyone
DOING specially foolish thing. YOU
usually guess rlsht when you su, ID
was done b, woman"
"" paused with the air N having said
IN" last word Iiui his wife went un
c"lmh sowing a. she reptile
i'ihhpS YOU r' right. hut iau,Vrr
/ heard ~ woman buying bottle ~
/ hair rcs,nr,g from hald.hondcd
| barber
"IIm'on is great uiruer for
economy isn't hcr"
y never suspected him ~ ANYTHING
n tho sort What makes YOU think
su7H
II" aiva,s lights ono cigar from the
butt o' another To save mntyhc,
'Som" men Is 50 suspicious" said
. Incl" Ehen dat N fairy was "a
com" along Hn' offer 10 sfant 'ru
thr"" wishes. dey'd have - fair,
arrested foh belu sWindlcr
Ernest = Hickncll. national director
n tho American Red cross. s,id or
hH return from Belgium to Washing
ton reporter.
~ peace 10 10 come. each side mus
do iis share. Advances must he mad,
like tho g'fl. YOU know
"A young millionaire ssil 10 n beau,
tl'ul glrl IN moonlit beach between
two dances
Don't YOU likc tho shakc,pcrcar
Iurtntiuu.
The friends thou hast and tbol,
adoption tried
1mpple them 10 thy soul with hoop. al
stcel 900
'7Th" rlfl sighed
H"nuuful, she said beautiful Du,
wouldn't hoops ~ gold be better"
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1916-04-15

sonnble cnough--s that they do not
wear short skirts and hoops at the same
time
should II develop that inferior brands
were sold a. the Moose bar, viii the
punishment be made 10 ~ the crime
SkInks hans around the campo ~ the
American soldiers In Mexico. hut still
that may not be any worse than having
Mesicnm In proximity
Members Of the new Red Cro. chapter
can get preliminary practice by taking
care ~ the pedestrians run over by
automobile
In Berlin they arrest Young women for
putting paint and powder on their fnccs
Just think hoW fun the Jail would be- II
thlef Nlck should tell the police to FOL.
low the example ret by the officers In
Berlin
JOhndce may be- the one Who raised
the price of gasoline, but he has been
very liberal 10 the Bcginns ana others
II ihHi is any satisfaction ia those who
are being held up
writer In q health publication tells
now To grow old. but It is only a waste
OF words ana 1pnco Time attends IN
ihat detail without amy effort ON the
part of the individual
In cas-" NJ trouble with Mexico ~.
could let IN" Apachcs ON this side nj
tend To the NuGuis on the Mexican aid,
JnSl IN demonstrate hnothcT phase of
American superiority
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1916-04-15
Ten Years Ago
From Tn. Time, flls,l

pr Joseph llonslcy LEFT last nlgh, 10
Hastings. Okla
John Golohic. editor of the Gu,hrl
Register. spent yesterday In the city
Thousands nf people were at Dclma
yesterday md walked over the track a
th' new scenic railway
Yesterdays Easter display was oHe .
the finest In the city The weather VIZ
IDEAL many were nut tn the bali gam
and everybody was happy EXCEPT a.
Mrts Who lost the game to Dallas. I
2 hNrusc ~ bad bascrunnne b., IN
liscl,'a men
u. VI Stevenson v1r In tho city n'
night en- route home tn the western rr
NJ th' state from New York CT. Whcf
be- attended the annual Gamma Slew
AT exhibition ilc was awarded >" -
prize NJ This exhibition Tor = drnvn .
an Oklahoma sunset and oomhu y
drawing made hy him and W e. Ndtn
Nns awarded fourth prize
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1916-04-15

better. Perhaps YOU have The largest corn That
ever hurt a trilby; but if you treat the same
with scorn, you more attractive will be. Per-
haps YOU have an aching tooth that's given you
the wilies why, then. conceal the hateful
truth, and talk of Easter lilies. Time was when
] would lose my chums AZ fast as ! could gain
them; they'd leave me, gnashng teeth and
gums never could retain them. My con-
versaton gave n shock, and made the victims
shiver because | always wished to talk about
my lights and liver. At last II dawned upon
my mind that il I'd not be lonely. must some
cheerful subjects Finland cheerful subjects
only. So began to dance and sing, and talk
OF matters cheerY. and neonle mnrmnred
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1916-04-15

rr~Ir,l, are favorable for action on ihc proposition
To establish sl5"o"o nitrate plant for the manufac
turc " powder IN time ~ nc aud fertilizer In mc NJ
r,acr Judging FROM the progress " the senate debate
Particular attention should he given To the fertilizer ma
yhincty
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1916-04-15

SavantS holding session IN Philadelphia are con
vnccd that apes canno be taught to speak language
Perhaps not language but according other Sayans
they have one Of their which they quite flu
emily Those who wish to with apes balloons
and ourang outangs should learn their languages
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1916-04-15

Prediction IS made by Pennsylvania man that the
world will to nm end In a fcv days. whole lot "
trouble could he settled hy that means quickly than
In any other way
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1916-04-15

should The tranmcn he given shorter hours. It /, To
L., horod that I, viii be- m mduccmcut to them 10 run
some " the trains on time
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1916-04-15

Henry Ford says the cry for preparedness the work
of fiction writer's Some of the reports from Mexico hor
dcrcd upon fiction It Is true but s there must be
thing going down there.
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1916-04-15

There is nothing new under the sun
observed the old Fogy
TT la cinrh that YOU never invested
IN nu> antique furniture" returned the
Crouch
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1916-04-15

The onl, uncertainty In many so-callrd
games ot chance" IS just how much you
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1916-04-15

Dear Luke Did YOU know that FRO.
f,'sor IIoldcrbacA runs a school of mul
Ia Cincinnati
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1916-04-15

"Of two evils. choose the lesser.
quoted the Sage
'lih why not sidcstep both Of them ."
demanded the Fool
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1916-04-15
copyright. 1870

Copyright 1870
Ooofl
You must find that cook book mighty
exciting growled MIR sinbh You have
been reading II Tor the last two hours d"
oh" replied Mrs Gabh, there arc
s'mr stirring paragraphs In it."
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1916-04-15

You byjng, longer make weary do not talk of how
feel Of anguish grim and gripping IL have earaChe in my
head, talk OF ambkns skipping
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1916-04-15
ONE YEAR AGO TO-DAY IN The wAs
oua DAILY BIRTHDAY PARTY.

Charlie chaplin. tho mos, famous and
highest ssarird of nn photoplny stars,
born 1T funtainehleau. frruce. tol
English pafcntaTei. - years ,go today
clarence u clark. United S,a,ss
senator from Moming born In oswcsd
county. y Y. 20 years ago today
pr Henry y pritch"l'. president NJ
the Carnegie foundation for tho advance.
mcnt u teaching born at fayc,,c, Mo,
50 years ago TODAY.
John Ice Coulter. dean of the college
n agriculture NJ the University ~ West
Virginia horn st Mallory, Mlnn.. Il
years ago TODAY
John = Carew. representative In con.
Rrcss II the Seyes,""nth New York dis.
uici. horn In Wiluamshurgh. " V. Il
years ago TODAY
Re-, Theodore kemp president Al
Illinois Wesleyan university. born nea,
RISING sun Ind. ~ years aso toia,.
Michael VI purisas. celebrated athl,t,
~ the tni,etrity of rennsylvanls. hort
IN Constantinople. ~ years ago today.
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1916-04-15

wrecked M the Caroline Islands. viii,
loss u ninety lives
ONE YEAR AGO TO-DAY IN The war,
Nprll is 1918 ucrm'n airmep made
their third raid over England IN for,v-
eight hours. dropping bombs In this
counties NJ Kent. EsscN and suffolk;
actions In CarpNthians concentrated
toward Hpstok allies ayiators dropped
bombs on Sir,sburg. Alracc Lorraine;
Dutch press declared sinking ~ steamer
katwyk gave Holland right a. nght
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1916-04-15
BE CHEERFUL

Don't talk of grlefs and things like those, don't be chronic
reter for if you don't describe your all men will like you
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1916-04-15

nv issuing Sco0n0oo In currency, Senior Carrnnta
ought TO have all he will need for time hut the question
~ making II worth anything Is yet To nc settled
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1916-04-15
suo!'min$M!.t,u !! /, ,up
RICHARD S GRAVES E6 IN
RICHARD S Ora

An we ask and the request seems rea
sonable cnough-ls that they do not
wear short skirts and hoops at the same
time
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1916-04-15
6Dits Of s&2,Dy 2,3|> Play
Q - ~ ~ lOnf .lOrt

Nill lose. and M Luke McLuke has no
ticcd, "mnny man closes a bank nc
count when he opens jackpot Nrkan-
lHs Democrat
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1916-04-15
Thlnas TO Worry About.

The chance of being struck by light.
nnr rs Ave times greater IN the country
than II is In the city
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1916-04-15

When YOU are playing the game ot lov,
always lead diamonds
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1916-04-15

should It develop that inferior brands
were sold et the Moose bar. viii the
punishment be made 10 ~ the crime
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1916-04-15

SIunN hang around the campo of the
American soldiers In Mexico. hut still
that may not be any worse than having
MeSChnS In proximity
The Benson signal., 1916-11-18
WHERE DEATH LURKS ALWAYS
Bullets Sing Without Ceasing, and
Birds Sometimes, in "No Mans
Land" on Battle Front.

But it is wonderful thing, that
strip we call No Mans Land, running
from the North sea to Switzerland
500 miles. All the way along the line
day and night, without moments
cessation, through all these long
months, mems eyes have been glaring
across that forsaken strip, and lead
has been flying to and fro over it.
To show yourself means death. But
T have heard a lark trilling over it in
the early morning as sweetly as any
bird ever sung over an English
meadow. A lane of death 500 miles
long, strewn from end to end with
the remains of soldiers. And to either
side of it all through those 500 miles,
a warren of trenches, dugouts, saps,
tunnels, underground passages, inhab
tied, not by rabbits, but by millions
of rats, it is true, and millions of hiv-
ing, busy men, with countless billions
of rounds of death-dealing ammuni-
ton, and a complex organization as
closely ordered and complete as the
organization of any city in England
From British Officers Letter in the
Forum.
The Benson signal., 1916-11-18
TEXAS NEWS

Yoakum, Texas.-"After using DIFF
ferent kinds of medicines for kidney
and bladder troubles will say that /
have given DR.. Pierce's' Anuric Tab
lets fair trial and was greatly bene-
flied, and do hereby cheerfully recon-
mend Anuric to all persons suffering
from kidney and bladder troubles."-
MIR. HENRY ROTH, R. 4, Box 153.
Simply ask your druggist for DR..
Pierce's Anuric Tablets. Every pack
age of Anuric is sure to be DR.. Pierce's.
You will find the signature on the pack
age just as you do on DR.. Pierce's Fa-
vorite Prescription, the ever-famous
friend to ailing women, and DR.. Pierce's
Golden Medical Discovery, proven by
years to be the greatest general tonic
and reconStructor.-Adv.
The Benson signal., 1916-11-18
Why Labor Is Scarce.

Here is one reason which you may
lave overlooked why labor is growing
Icarcer every day in the United States ::
We have now in Pennsylvania alone
'225,OOO automobiles. One-third of them
are pleasure cars driven by chauf-
feurs, an army of $4,000 able-bodied
men removed entirely from prOduc-
tive work.
The army of pleasure car chauffeurs
in the whole country must exceed half
million men-all nonproducers. In
deed, there is another great big army
Of men building pleasure cars to be
operated by these other nonproducers
Of essentials.
They used to complain in Germany
that every taxpayer had to carry sol
dier on his back. We vary it in the
United States by carrying chauffeur
on our backs, says "Girard" in the
Philadelphia Ledger.
The Benson signal., 1916-11-18
Sound Advice.

"Now, looky yur, Coonrod!'' said
Mr.. Gap Johnson of Rumpus Ridge,
Ark, addressing one of his sons.
There's a time to fight and q time
not to fight, just the same as there's a
time to sing and time to dance. and
don't want you to get 'em mixed.
Don't be too proud to fight when it is
time to fight, but don't be too dad
burned anxious. BE sure you're right,
then let 'er rip! as the poet got off.
But not only be sure you're right but
be certain you're sure, and then hop
to it like bagging wildcats. You can't
unblack a feller's eyes or unjust his
nose, after you've BACKED 'em or
busted it."-Kansas City Star.
The Benson signal., 1916-11-18
WILSON RETURNS :
To WHITE HOUSE
PRESIDENT BACK AT WORK CON-
SIDERING GRAVE INTERNAL
TIONAL PROBLEMS.
PROTECTION OF BORDER
INSISTS ON U. S. RIGHTS WITH
ALLIED BLOCKADE AND MAIL
CENSORSHIP.
Western Newspaper Union News Service.

Western Newspaper Union News Service.
Washington, Nov Il. President
Wilson, back in the White House for
the first time since the campaign be-
gan, two months ago, plunged into
work in an effort to clear his desk OF
accumulated business.
Taking for granted that he had been
reelected he asked no questions about
electoral votes, but did display anx-
iety over the political complexion OF
the next House of Representatives.
Through an interview with Secre-
tary Lansing the President got in
touch with pressing foreign problems,
including the submarine, Mexican, and
British blockade issues.
In a talk with Henry Morganthau,
chairman of the finance committee OF
the Democratic national committee, he
became acquainted with the latest de-
velopments in the political situation.
State Department officials make no
secret of their belief that dangerous
possibilities are presented by recent
developments in both the Mexican and
submarine questions. Secretary Lans-
ing reviewed details with Mr.. Wilson
but said no immediate action was in
prospect.
Some development is expected soon,
however, at the American-Mexican
conference sitting at Atlantic City.
1t was stated definitely by officials
in the confidence of the President
that his reelection will mean no radi-
cal changes in any of his policies, al
though, as soon as the war is over,
the President will recommend revis-
ion of the tariff if he feels it is justi-
fled by the facts to be gathered by
the tariff commission created by Con-
gress at it's last session.
It was said that the attitude of the
government toward submarine war
fare, laid down, in the note following
the sinking of the Sussex and in pre-
vious communications, will be fol-
lowed strictly.
The state department will continue
to press for American rights in con-
nection with the allied blockade and
mail censorship, it was declared.
If satisfactory agreement can be
reached for the protection of American
border and lives and property in Mex
leo, it is believed that the United
States troops in Mexico will be with
drawn soon, although strong force
will be kept along the border
The confused situation in the state
of Chihuahua and the uncompromising
attitude of General Carranza on some
points, however, are understood to
cause the president to view the Mex
lean situation with anything but COM
posure.
On domestic questions, Mr.. Wilson
has told his friends that as soon as
Congress convenes he will press for
the remainder of the legislative pro-
gram already outlined. He has begun
the preparation of his message.
kilograms and letters of congratula-
ton continue to arrive in the White
House in large numbers.
The Benson signal., 1916-11-18
SWAMP-ROOT FOR
KIDNEY DISEASES

There is only one medicine that really
stands out pre-eminent as a remedy for
diseases of the kidneys, liver and bladder.
highest for the reason that it has proven
to be just the remedy needed in thousands
upon thousands of even the most distress
ing cases. Swamp-Root, physicians pre-
scription for special diseases, makes friends
quickly because it's mild and immediate eff
feet is soon realized in most cases. 1t is
a gentle, healing vegetable compound.
Start treatment at once Sold at all drug
stores in bottles of two sizes-ffty cents
and one dollar.
However, if you wish first to test this
great preparation send ten cents to DR..
Kilmer & Co., Binghamton, N. Y, for a
sample bottle. When writing be sure and
mention this paper.-Adv.
The Benson signal., 1916-11-18
n IA Watson E. Col m q n,
MHEN n a. Patent Lawyer, Washington,
D. G. Advice and books free.
Rates reasonable. Highest references. Bestservices
TOO KEEN ON THEIR SPORT
Anglers Would Have Done Better to
Have Read the Other Side of the
Notice Board.

The disciples of Izaak Walton had
found perfect stream for the exercise
of their art, and they settled them
selves for days fishing, underterred
by a notice board. The board, which
had been painted by an amateur, read
"Notiss-These grounds is privet,
and yer carn't fish 'ere. These fish
amt the kind to be tempted by
wurms, and there"
Here space ran out, and the injunc-
ton was left uncompleted. For two
hours the anglers sat by the stream,
tempting the trout, not with worms,
but with the very latest and most ex-
pensive bait"
But nothing happened. Then sud
denly appeared the owner of the
grounds and the author of the notice
board.
Hi, you two! Ave yer read that
board?"
s'Well, yes, we did. But = er - we
thought you wouldn't mind, and we
couldn't find your house, or we would
have"
ooh, it don't matter! on'y thought,
SEEM yer afishin' there, that you
'adn't read both sides Of the board. If
you ave, of course, go on amusing
yourselves!"
A hasty glance at the other side Of
the board showed that it continued the
exhortation begun on the front, as
follows:
"-ain't no h."-LOndOn Answers.
The Benson signal., 1916-11-18
Drinking of Water
(By V. M. PIERCE, M. d.

The general conclusions of the latest
Medical Scientists proves that drink
ing plenty of pure water both between
meals and with ones meals is bene-
fetal to health. 1t has now been prov
en- by means of the X-rays and actual
tests upon many healthy young men
that the drinking of large amounts Of
water 10ith meals is often beneficial.
Therefore if you want to keep healthy
drink plenty of pure water (not ice
water), both with your meals and be-
tween meals. If you ever suffer from
backache, lumbagO, rheumatism, or any
of the symptoms of kidney trouble
such as deep colored urine, sediment
in urine, getting out of bed at night
frequently and other troublesome ef-
fects, take little Anuric before meals.
these Anuric Tablets can be obtained
at almost any drug store.
The Benson signal., 1916-11-18
No Precedent,

Little Thomas, aged four, has a will
of his own which doesn't unbend cas-
lily.
One day it took about five minutes
of argument and appliance Of the rod
by his mother before he was finally in
duced to obey in a small matter. Even
then it was not easy.
"I'll do it this time," he informed
her with lordly sir, "but won't do
it next time!"
The Benson signal., 1916-11-18
GERMANS ROUTED AT ANCRE.
Two Fortified Strongholds Captured
and Thousands Taken Prisoner.

and Thousands Taken Prisoner.
London, Nov. 14.-Once again the
German line in France has been hard
hit. Starting an offensive running from
the southern bank Of the Ancre river
northward over a front of about five
miles-from ST. Pierre Divion to the
north of Serre-the British have cap
tured the towns of Beaumont Hamel
and st. Pierre Divion and first and Sec
ond line trenches at various points.
Between 5000 and 1000 men were
made prisoner. The Germans apparent
ly offered slight resistance to their
adversaries, although their positions
were extremely heavily fortified. A
maximum gain to depth of one mile
over the five-mile front was made by
the British.
Rumanions admit reverse in Tran
sylvania but claim Teutons were
checked on other fronts.
Won Mackensen still retreating in
Dobrudja and his army apparently is
in grave danger from Russo-Ruma-
mans.
The Benson signal., 1916-11-18
How 1t Is Done.

A man, engaged in buying a necktie
for himself, turned the pile over and
over and at last put aside two as not
worthy of further consideration. The
salesman placed the rejected ties in
a separate box. The man asked wheth-
er they had been placed by mistake
with those he had been examining.
ooh, no." was the polite response
"but we have orders when five or six
men turn down a tie to take it out
and put 1t aside"
"What becomes of them?"
eve sell them to women who come
in here to buy ties for men,"
The Benson signal., 1916-11-18

u OHC111O11C1 e&110 W III
say that I have been in good health
since and able to do considerable
work at the advanced age of seventy
two. am glad you induced me to
continue their use at the time, as
am cured.
Dodd's Kidney Pills, soc per box at
your dealer or Dodds Medicine Co.,
Buffalo, N. Y. Dodd's Dyspepsia Tab
let's for indigestion have been proved.
SOC per box-Adv.
The Benson signal., 1916-11-18
HEAL SKIN TROUBLES
That Itch, Burn and Disfigure by
Using Cuticura. Trial Free.

The Soap to cleanse and purify, the
Ointment to soothe and heal. Rashes,
eczemas, pimples, dandruff and sore
hands yield to treatment with Cuticura
Soap and Ointment. Relief is immedi-
ate and healment, in most cases, com
plete, speedy and permanent.
Free sample each by mail with Book.
Address postcard, Cuticura, Dept. L.
Boston. Sold everywhere.-Adv.
The Benson signal., 1916-11-18
Differ over Adamson 8-Hour Law.

New York-Danger of a nationwide
railroad strike, which was believed to
have been averted by the passage of
the Adamson eight-hour law, has not
entirely disappeared, it developed
here when representatives of the rail-
roads and the four brotherhoods, COM
prising 100000 employees, failed to
reach an agreement as to the proper
application of the new law. The
stumbling block, both sides admitted,
was the existing mileage system of
compensation.
The Benson signal., 1916-11-18
Movable Birthday,

Eugene was not quite four, but his
mothers habit of deferring pleasures
he wanted to enjoy Immediately was
inclining him to pessimism.
"When are you going to the movie
show?" he was asked.
Il am going on my birthday" he
returned promptly and decidedly, "but
I s'pose they'll keep putting that off,"
Herald.
The Benson signal., 1916-11-18
Too Great a Chance,

"How did you enjoy those two weeks
on your farm in the country?"
"Not as we'll as I expected. I suf-
fered from a lack of my accustomed
exercise"
"Your accustomed exercise"
"Certainly; lodging delivery wagons,
street cars, and automobiles, and jump
ing over holes in the street"
The Benson signal., 1916-11-18

DOdd's Kidney Pills.
1t is now three
years since I fin
ished taking these
Pills and I have had
no trouble with my
kidneys since. I
was pretty bad for
ten or twelve years
prior to taking your
The Benson signal., 1916-11-18
Meow!

The Kitten-Say ma, isn't it very
unhygienic for you to pick me up in
your mouth?