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The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1916-08-11
Toos II cooIly.

You proposed
10 Miss Calder in
a canoe"
Yes"
That's danger
Gus.
why so?"
Wv ell-er - an
embrace or q kiss
under such cir
cumStances is apt
10 upset the boat"
There was no
d a n : er In this
case. She didn't
even do me the
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1916-08-11
Rice.

Cook unpublished rice until tender
in plenty of boiling water, season with
salt and serve with cream and sugar.
This rice is much more nourjshing
than the polished rice commonly on
the market.
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1916-08-11
5 (aS5Gb3
Gathered Smiles
A Close Shave.

Don't tell me
YOU can II find
work" said the
hard-faced house
keeper.
We'll. num-" re-
piled the tramp at
{ h q q or, Its
true n man offered
me a job only las
week. but | could
not take it,"
Ana why not !
IL wuz para
lyzed."
You seem all
right now"
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1916-08-11
To Fortify the System Against
Summer Heat

Many users of Groves Tas.eless Chill
Tonic make it a practice to take this old
standard remedy regularly to fortify the
system against the depressing effect of
summer heat. as those who are strong
withstand the heat of summer better than
those who are weak Price soc.
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1916-08-11

Many a self-made man would have
suited better had he let his wife at
tend 10 the job.
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1916-08-11

No one Is so easily pleased as the
man who is satisfied with himself.
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1916-08-11

1t is much easier 20 touch peoples
sympathies than their pockets
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1916-08-11

honor TO stop humming a little tune
while / was proposing 10 her"
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1916-07-21

and, likewise, everyone used hand-mixed
paint. To-day, when machine-spun cloth
is SO much better and cheaper, no one
would think of wearing homespun. Many
people are still using hand-mixed paint,
however, because they do not know that
Valdez daily prospector., 1916-03-06
COPPER MINERS
 ASKING INCREASE
Men Employed in Interior Mines of the Kennecott Company Want
 Increase 50 Gents per Day.

The miners employed by the Ken necott Company in the Jumbo and Bonanza mines at Kennecott have asked for an increase in their pay, the request having been made to Su- perintendent Seagrave by a commit tee of two men from each mine.
 On March 1 the Kennecott Copper Corporation voluntarily gave the .men an increase of five per cent in their wages, but they now ask for fifty cents a day more for all classes of la bor, and it is reported that the com pany has been given until March 10 to make their decision. At present machine men are paid $3 per day and board, and helpers $2.50 and board
 Superintendent Seagrave has taken the matter under consideration and has communicated with the com. panys headquarters in New York, but it is believed that the increase asked by the men will be granted as the wage scale paid by the kennecott company is considerably lower than that now being paid the miners en- ployed in the copper mines at Butte.
Valdez daily prospector., 1916-03-06
VIRTUE OF A GOOD LAUGH.
4 Tonic That Stimulates the Body
 and All It's Organs.

4 Tonic That Stimulates the Body
 and All It's Organs.
 There is not the remotest corner or little inlet of the minute blood vessels of the human body that does not feel some wavelet from the conyulsion oc. casioned by good hearty laughter.
 The life principle. or the central man. is shaken to the innermost depths. sending new tides of life and strength to the surface. thus mate rially tending to insure good health to the persons wbo indulge therein.
 The blood moves more rapidly and conveys different impression to all the organs of the body as it visits them on that particular mystic jour ney when the man is laughing from what it does at other times
 For this reason every good, hearty laugh in which person indnlges lengthens his life. conveying. as 1t does, new and distinct stimulus to the vital forces.
 Doubtless the time will come when physicians. conceding more importance than they now do to the influence of the mind upon the vital forces of the body. will make up their prescriptions more with reference to the mind and lesssto drugs, for them and will, in so doing. find the best and most effective method of producing the required ef. feet upon the patient
Valdez daily prospector., 1916-03-06
FORM OF THE EARTH.
4 Has Changed but Very Little In
 Mas,y Millions of Years.

The earth'H form k thai which It's rotation period demands. Undoubtedly if the period has changed the form has changed. Given n little time. solids under great pressure flow quite read fly into new forms.
 Now. any great slowing down of the eartb's rotation period within geolosi cal times would be experted to show in the surface features. The strain should have wrinkled. 50 to spenk. in the equatorial regions and stretched in the polar regions if the earth changed from spherOid that was con- sideraby fiatter than il now is to it's present form, Mountains, as evidence of the folding of the rock strata. should exist in profusiOn in the torrid zone and be sc;,rre in or absent from the higher attitudes of the earth.
 Such differential effects do not exist. and 1t seeins to follow that changes in the earsh's rotation period and in it's form could have been. only slight while the stratificatiOn of our rocks WIS in progress. 'GeOl0gists estimate from the deposition of denudatiOn and sedimen' tation that the formation of the rock strata has consumed from GO.OOO 900 to 100.0O0.OO0 years. .:
 If the earth had substantially it's present form s0.O0OO00 years ago we are safe in saying that the period of time represented in the building up of the enrtb from a small nucleus to it's present dimensions has been vastly longer. probably reckoned in the thou sands of millions of years.-W. w.. Campbell in Scientific Monthly
Valdez daily prospector., 1916-03-06
COMPANY WILL
 HAVE MINERAL CABINET

The Alaska Investment company is the name of new business firm which opened offices in the Reed building this morning. The members of the firm are Hal Jones and John Roseen both of whom are well known in Valdez and surrounding district. They will pay particular attention to mining, insurance and real estate, and will also be prepared to do sten- ography and expert accounting.
 Both the members of the firm have a wide acquaintance among the miners in this district and they will make it their business to promote the interests of the mining industry by securing samples from the different properties to form a collection which may be seen by mining men and tour ists who visit Valdez or are passing through on the steamers.
Valdez daily prospector., 1916-03-06
MAIL CARRIER MAY HAVE
 PERISHED IN STORM

Late advices received in Seward from Anchorage state that fears are entertained for the safety of Alexon, the mail carrier who has the run be- tween John river and over the divide to Happy river, via Rainy pass. A big snow storm Is reported to have occurred as the mail carrier was due to pass over the divide and as he has not since been heard from search parties have been sent out to the rescue.
Valdez daily prospector., 1916-03-06

|lieve that there are three men like them in Alaska. While walking be- tween Anchorage and Seward he had reached Mile 53 travelling through deep snow and had sat down for a rest. When he started to resume his journey he found that he was unable to move and soon became uncon- scious. When the party found him they dragged him four miles to all old box car where they built a fire and worked over the unconscious man until he recovered. His fingers, toes and ears were badly frost-bitten but not seriously.
Valdez daily prospector., 1916-03-06
WHITEHORSE IS READY .
 FOR THE HANGING

If the decree of the court is carried out. and there is no. reason to be. lieve that it will not be, Alex Gagott who murdered four men near White horse on September 30 last year, will be hanged on March 10. The, gallows has already been constructed and Sheriff Birthstone of Yukon has rt.- turned to Whitehorse from Califor- mia, where he has spent the winter The condemned man appears to re'll- ize his position but shows that stoi- cism which might be expected from "a man who would kill four men in cold blood. He has never denied bis guilt.
Valdez daily prospector., 1916-03-06
A oussr Thing About July.

How Wes came tOeprOnBunce Jnly as ws do, now with the accent on the sec ond syllable Is one of the unsolved mysteries of speech. Named. of course. after Julius Caesar, 1t should really be pronounced tGlrime with duly" and so our fOrefathers actually did pro n0uncs 1t. Spanser. for instance. has the line. '"Then came hot July bowling like to Gre. md even SD late ,as John. sons time the accent was still on the "Ju." It is Une of many words which
 would stnrtle those ancestors of ours. spoken as we speak them now.-Lon- don Telegraph.
Valdez daily prospector., 1916-03-06
Apparent Contradiction.

AppAr0nt ContFadIctIoh i. 'She tMists her husband around her lttle finger" .e ..., :. "Why. l thought you said she had him under her thumb" - Baltimore American
Valdez daily prospector., 1916-03-06
,. ,.Conprehanaiva.

"Y0n nay have Hne wiHh." snid the smni fntryi :nntt |, *isalI he g'aiied"
 We'll" rft'lied Johnny Wise. ','wish that ma$ have everything. I want" -lndianuI,OliA Star.
Valdez daily prospector., 1916-03-06
Socrates

Fame la the perfume of heroic deeda Socrates.
Valdez daily prospector., 1916-03-06
. Told No lh.

Mnn From GOliestkin Agency--n0
 yon rexVgnize this nHe? lmpetnni'''s
 .tlne-- can't say ihat.I've ever met it. ROstOu rranxcript. ,.. ,
Valdez daily prospector., 1916-03-06
AUSHERS SAVE MAN FROM .,
 DEATH ON WINTER TRAIL

w. R. Jackman of Anchorage,
 through the Cook Inlet Pioneer has publicly thanked three men who sav- ed his life on the trail when he had
 become exhausted and was in danger of freezing to death. The men are Dr. Wager. Doc Sheehan and Archie Donald, and Jackman does not be-
Valdez daily prospector., 1916-03-06
And, All This Was' Polite.

And All Ih5o Wao Polite. ''
 Royal ban1uets in France at any era between the reign of Francis, ] and Louis XIV. would show the duch. ess, her napkin tied securely around her neck. nibbling a bone. the noble marquis surreptifiously scratching him self. the belle marquise withdrawing her spoon from her lips to help a neighbo1 to laance with it. another fair creature securing, her plate with her bread. a gallant counter using his dou. blet or the tablecloth as towel for his fingers and .rwO fo0tmen holding a yard of damask under lady's chin while she emptied her goblet at a draft All d these at one era or an other were the usages of polite society During a feast of iHordinate length it was sometimes necessary, to substitute clean cloth. for the one which the carelessness or bad manners of the guests reduced to 8 deplOrable cOndi- ton
Valdez daily prospector., 1916-03-06
orsasnss and Efficiency.

"A great mans mind is superior to envy." remarked the philosopher. "Yes." replied the ordinary persen. ''ft is if he's great enough t0 get what he gses after instead of hslving to see some one else walk off with it"- Washington Star.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1916-05-14

paredness. Nevertheless, the English
set such store by the preservation of the
Union, as a part of the defence of the
realm" and of the safety of the insular
flank and of the splendid isolation of the
Isles, that they grant Ireland everything
but independence.
They grant Ireland the right to buy
back with interest the confscated Irish
lands; they grant her home rule in sus-
pense with the Course of Carson" upon
it; they grant her the right to enlist for
the protection of lesser nations; they
grant her every measure of self-govern-
ment compatible with English govern
ment; they fill her lap with viands and
with Jewels; but they keep her in chains.
For Free Ireland would be a menace
to English security, which, as any Eng
lishman Immediately sees, is consider
alton paramount to the mere security Of
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1916-05-14

Boyne victory and confscated their
lands, which the peasants now have a
chance to buy back at current prices.
Schooling ourselves in the logic of his
tory and in the softening influences of
liberation, let us consider that some of
our very best heroes were rebels and
traitors and English, and that some Of
our choicest monarchs were the product
of national betrayal.
The foolhardy nature of their wild
emprise need not obscure the high per-
sonal character Of the eight men who
were executed, nor of the 5000 prisoners
now in the British dragnet.
The rising was formidable compared
with the paltry riots led by Wolfe Tone,
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1916-05-14
By WILLIAM J. BLACK
Cartoon BY Boardman Robinson

the Catholic hierarchy, always conserva-
tive, as under Daniel O'Connell, who was
the embodiment of political reaction, has
never fostered rebellion and does not fos
ter the new Gaelic literary revival.
Englishmen, then, have offered their
lives for other causes than those which
have to do with Downing Street diplo-
macies.
In fact, one can fancy the private sat-
isfaction that may come to the Guelph
monarch Of Britain at the thought OF
rebellion. For through the rebellion
against the Stuarts in 1860, and the in
vitation to German prince (the Dutch
house of Orange being Germany signed
by British traitors, the House of Guelph
enjoys its imperial honors.
And the heavy hand of that German
prince, invited by British traitors, fell
most severely upon the Irish after his
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1916-05-14

the Irish. For without dominant Eng
land, how, otherwise, are smaller nations
to have their rights protected?
Washington was an Englishman; so
was Pearse, and so is Easement. So, too.
were Fitzgerald and the Plunketts. PIN
and Mellowes, who were arrested several
months ago for opposing recruiting,
were Ulster Englishmen. Professor
Paul Chevasse, who was arrested at
Limerick a fortnight ago for speaking
Gaelic, is an English professor at Ok
ford.
In fact, the new Gaelic school is CON-
posed in great part of English-Irishmen
and Protestants. Yeats, Synge, Lady
Gregory, these are Professionals. In fact,
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1916-05-14
I...S..~&.:ze.

triotism let us not too harshly condemn
the access of nationality manifested by
the Sim Fein rebellion of schoolmas-
ters.
Sim Fem pronounced shin fine)
means Ourselves Together, that is, Ire
land for the Irish, and not for the Prus-
sian, or the Saxon, or ether Teuton ber-
serkers who derive from the North ard
Baltic seas with their bullying bent.
Ireland, then, has an intellectual
movement, graced by Patrick II. Pearse,
the gentle poet and teacher, provisional
president and mailman; Thomas Mac,
Donagh, traitor, martyr, teacher, lee
turer and bard; Yeats, Synge, Plunkett
and Hyde.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1916-05-14

rope only, that the Irish rebel leaders
are nearly all Professionals, that their 1ol-
lowers are two-thirds Catholics ana one
third Protestants, that some of them are
English. that the movement was started
bv the intellectuals and that the rebel
lion was forced upon them at this time
bv the recruiting whip, by the order OF
April 20 to disarm, and by the successlni
example of the Orange rebels, Carson
and French. The one about to be Premier
of Great Britain and the other late COM
mander-in-chief of the forces fighting on
the continent "for the emancipation OF
subject peoples"
The pacifcation of Ireland was not one
of the cardinal features of British pre-
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1916-05-14
SEVERITY OF THE PUNISHMENT
GAINS THE ALLIED
CAUSE NOTHING.

Recruiting among the Irish and
French Canadians, never excessive, will
now be impossible. For they ask them
selves, Shall we be asked to suppress
the Irish in Dublin and Limerick if we
enlist, just as the Australians came half
way across the world to fight for liberty
in Egypt"
For this reason, the severity of TIE
punishment inflicted on the Irish leaders
is deplored. 1t gains the Allied cause
nothing.
The Catholics who held aloof because
Of the ecclesiastical caution will make
greater heroes of these martyred Pro-
testant leaders than they would had the
martyrs been Of their own faith. Fol
the Irish Protestants had more to lose
and less to gain.
We have been in attendance, then.
upon the making of heroes and martyr.
We have observed the most tremendous
internal uprising among British people
since our own Revolution And we have
witnessed something which we will bet
ter understand when time has relieved
us of the mental disabilities incident to
the world war
For nothing is more certain than that
the next generation Of men on earth WI
sing also Of these executed English and
Irish schoolmasters:
Oh! make them grare uhere the sus-
beams rest
When they promise glorious morrow.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1916-05-14
THE REVOLT DOES NOT MEAN
THAT IRELAND is HOSTILE
TO THE ALLIES.

Those Instantaneous who feel for
the Allied cause are none the less capa-
BILE of feeling for the Irish cause.
1t is absolutely essential for the UNI
Outstanding of the attitude of the Amer
lean and Canadian Irish and of the Irish
in Ireland to know that their hearts may
be with the Allied cause as it effects Eu-
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1916-05-14

made in Germany nor in the United
States, that it is not religious, but ma
tional, and that it is not over, but may
be just commencing as deeply rooted
national movement, Notwithstanding the
assurances Of the censor who announced
a loyal and an enlisting Ireland two
weeks before he announced "the COM
plete pacihcation" Of a revolted Ireland.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1916-05-14

the Protestant patriot of 1898, by Rob-
ert Emmett, the Protestant patriot Of
1903, or the subsequent riots of the past
century Of turmoil.
This seven-day dream of an Irish
Republic, dreamed by intellectual
dreamers, was worthy of the old harpers
who sang Of splendid deaths for Liberty.
A REBELLION OF SCHOOL MAS
TIERS, WITH A POET
FOR PRESIDENT.
Here was no cheap ITS Long, Long
Way to Tipperary" rabble, prattling Of
the liberation of an Alsace and Lorraine
which they thought to be Rumanian
queens, but rebellion of schoolmasters
and poets for the liberation of Erin, so
pricelessly dear to them.
1T time when we Americans are try
ing to lash ourselves into flush of pa
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1916-05-14

Imagine the United States, fed-up and
bourgeois, or England, with her duh
comforts, having an Intellectual move
ment.
Naturally, we look with increased
alarm upon such rebellion. For as il
has not enlisted the hierarchy or the
elected representatives under John Red
mond, or the Anglican clergy and Off
cialdom, let us be sure we are in the
presence of true revolt of the people,
lust as Daniel O'Connell was when he
denounced the Chartists and the Irish
mobs that ultimately forced the consti-
tutional concessions which his "consti-
tutional methods" failed TO force.
Ireland seethes with the new nation
alism, and is alive with new intelli-
gence. A half century of sufficient nutri-
ment has developed latent talents. The
Irish Volunteers, 100000 in number, at
test this unity of the religions and of the
Irish beyond the Pale.
Though having disabused ourselves Of
our self-imposed religious disabilities,
perhaps we are still incapable of under
standing the Irish nationalist movement
because it ignores both church ant
state, both the Ulster manufacturer and
the Connaught landlord.
We suspect it of the horribly vulgar
faint of fundamental democracy. The
flag of the Irish Volunteer is Green,
White and Orange. It's aim is human
liberty and national expression.
England now reaps the whirlwind
where its pets, Carson and French
sowed. The smoking ruins of Dublin are
the reflex of Carsons bloodless revolu-
ton. The better to justify and arm the
Ulster Carsonites, England permitted
two armed camps to arise, with an Irish
arsenal in every town and an Orange
lodge on every battleship.
But the government knew how to ham
die the matter; governments always
know.
Whipping the Irish into recruiting,
and finally on April 20 obliging them to
give up their volunteer arms, goaded the
Dublin intellectuals into their hopeless
rebellion. For well they believed that
the wretched Home Rule bill, with its
English double veto, would never be en-
forced.
In every war the English have had to
fight the Irish. When the Irish brigades
were winning glory in Spain under Well
ington, Irish rebels were inviting tie
French to land in Ireland
When England crushed the Boer re-
public, the better to insure the rights of
lesser nations, she fought against Irish
regiments. And on the day that Irish
regiments blocked the German drive on
the Flanders front, England was at
pains to protect the rights of lesser ma
tions in Dublin.
The little bit Of heaven" called Ire
land is known to English translators by
another name.
That recruiting will be impossible in
Ireland hereafter is the belief of Irish.
Americans. And the sympathy lent TO
the Allied cause by more than half of
the Irish here is given pause.
SEVERITY OF THE PUNISHMENT
GAINS THE ALLIED
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1916-05-14
PONDER THE PROBABILITIES
HAD GEORGE WASHINGTON
BEEN CAPTURED.

Had Washington been captured
doubtless. he too would have paid Tor MS
failure with his neck, and, doubtless ne
would have done so CALAMITY.
The loss of life in Dublin appals one
In the light of the failure, the whole up
rising is deplored by Irish-American ana
Canadian-American sympathizers.
Those who took part earned their re-
ward-death. Death was the stake 1or
which they played, and their execution
offers no new precedent. Those VINO
win become gods.
Juvenal wrote a great while ago;
Zone man meets an Infamous PUNISH
ment for that crime which conters dia-
dem upon another"
People of common clay can reserve
their applause for those who win, but
the utterly hopeless nature OF the be-
bellion of these Dublin and Limerick IN
tellectuals," with 100000 armed men
in England. a perfect English naval Ill
vestment of the Irish coast, and heavy
guards of English regulars supplement
ing the Ulster volunteers IN Ireland
makes the event all the more appealing
to the true Irish-American heart, still
capable of responding to Moore's lines
on Tara's halls:
Thus Freedom, now so seldom scGkes,
The only throb she giUe'
Is uheR some heart indignant breaks
To Sho7c that still she liCes.
The resentment evinced by the British
authorities against the Irish in the
United States, whom they blame for
the uprising quite as much as they do
the Germans" does not further endear
rlSh-Americans to the Allied cause, IN
far as that cause has to do with the
restige of England.
AS matter of fact Irish-Americans
believe that the rebellion was neither
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1916-05-14
IRELAND, REPUBLIC FOR A DAY

From Much Landing of Washington the Traitor Who Dsgrad His Britt
Uniform by Rebellion, Who Tacd With the Enemies of England in
Par and Who Hailed wh Joy the ArOal of the French Ships of
War, We americans Haze Groom Tolerant of Rebels"
Bv J. BLACK