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Palisadian. [volume] (Cliffside Park, N.J.) 1906-current, 1916-01-29
Local Option Fight
Up Next Wednesday

Trenton, Jan. 26.-Five special rail
road trains will bring thousands OF
temperance people to Trenton next
Wednesday to participate in the great
local option demonstration arranged
by the New Jersey Anti-Saloon
League to win votes in the Legisla-
ture for the Gaunt option bill. One
train will leave Jersey City at Gle
a. M; another will leave Newark at
the same hour; third will bring a
host from Red Bank, Long Branch
Asbury Park, Freehold and other
towns in that section; the fourth will
run from Camden, and the fifth will
be operated from Atlantic City. DR.
Henry w. Slough, who is conducting
a revival campaign in Atlantic City
and lambasting the devil on the
"Billy" Sunday order, will head the
delegation from that city.
Leaders of the Anti-Saloon League
at the State House to-day referred
to the meeting next Wednesday as a
monster local option demonstration, y
and declared it will be the biggest
thing of it's kind this State has ever
seen.
The crowds will assemble in the
Sunday Tabernacle, on Greenwood
avenue, at II o'clock a. m. for a mass
meeting, at which will be adopted
resolutions in favor of the Gaunt
measure and asking the Legislature
to vote for it. At noon parade will
be formed and headed by band, the
local optionists will march to the
State House. The resolutions adopted
will be delivered to Senator Gaunt,
of Gloucester county, Of the upper
branch, and to Assemblyman West,
of the same county, who will handle
the bill in the house. Speeches will
be made from the portico of the State
House, after which the temperance
hosts will march back to the Taber-
nacle. At 2 o'clock "Billy" Sunday
will preach his famous sermon on
Booze"
The local option bill will pass the
Senate, as it did last year, and this
demonstration will be directed at the
Assembly. The Anti-Saloon League
leaders expect that these Senators
will vote for the measure: Wells, of
Burlington; Stevens, of Cape May;
Gaunt, of Gloucester; Hutchinson, of
Mercer; Rathbun, of Morris; Mathis,
of Ocean; Allen, of Salem; Smalley,
of Somerset, and Pierce, of Union,
Republicans; and Hennessy, of Ber-
gen; Ackley, of Cumberland, and
Martens, of Hunterdon, Democrats.
This is twelve, or more than the nee
essary vote to pass it.
Only about eighteen Assemblymen
can now be counted as favoring the
bill, and as it requires a vote of
thirty-one to pass a measure in the
House, the demonstration will have
to win thirteen votes, at least to
insure the passage of the MEASURE
Observer.
Palisadian. [volume] (Cliffside Park, N.J.) 1906-current, 1916-01-29
Some Postscripts

Honolulu sugar refineries are in
stalling furnaces to utilize heretofore
waste molasses as fuel, the ashes
being useful for fertilizer.
A square-framed safety pin large
enough to be thrust through a mat
tress has been patented for holding
q baby's bed clothes in position.
A new hand mirror of French in
vention has small electric lamp
mounted in the top, fed by storage
battery or a house lighting circuit.
The use of oxygen inhalers has
made possible balloon ascensions
above $4,000 feet.
A Danish corporation makes q
business of cleaning and disinfect.
ing telephones.
A collapsible stove pipe with
heat insulating jacket has been in
vented for campers.
Deep cultivation with the aid of
dynamite is being tried on tea plan
tations in India.
A street railway in a billy section
Of Rome lubricates its rails with
running water.
A clamp has been patented for
holding boards to rods or stakes
driven into the ground.
Except along the coast of the
Caspian sea agriculture in Persia il
dependent upon irrigation.
In Germany there has been paten-
ted process for converting water
into hydrogen peroxide by the use of
chemicals which are recovered after
ward for further use.
A new compressed air jack can
lit thirty-five tons at speed Of from
six to twelve inches minute, or from
ten to twenty times as fast as most
screw or hydraulic jacks.
Palisadian. [volume] (Cliffside Park, N.J.) 1906-current, 1916-01-29
Building Operations
In Clifside Park

A noticeable increase in building
operations in Cliffside Park is taking
place, among others being a house
in Columbia avenue near the Con-
gregational Church; a two-family
brick building and store opposite
Grantwood Fire Hall and Carney
Hail and facing the car tracks; house
in Lafayette avenue by Mr.. Rey-
nolds; the VIM. H. Walters home in
Edgewater Heights; and a group of
brick tenements in west Cliff street.
Palisadian. [volume] (Cliffside Park, N.J.) 1906-current, 1916-01-29

Paternal SOlicitude.
Mother Cooking through maya
Palisadian. [volume] (Cliffside Park, N.J.) 1906-current, 1916-01-29
An Anticlimax.

Judge Moses Wright, the eloquent
goodroads champion, of Georgia, said
in Rome:
AFTER the roads Of the Old World.
the New Worlds roads are terrible
anticlimax. In our elevators and
typewriters and telephones we are
far in advance of the Old World, but
to pass from their roads to ours is
to be let down like the new boarder.
How's the grub here? a new
boarder asked genially, rubbing his
hands, at the dinner table of q Rome
boarding house.
"Well, friend, we have chicken
every morning. an old boarder
grunted.
"Chicken every morning!' the new
boarder positively beamed, Chicken
every morning! And how's it served p
I'm the SHE'LL grunted the old
boarder."
Palisadian. [volume] (Cliffside Park, N.J.) 1906-current, 1916-01-29
Pot Pourri of Humor
Good Stories, Original and Otherwise

zine)-Darling, l see from statistics
given here that every third baby
born in the world is Chinese.
Father (fondling his first born)-
Then thank goodness this is our
first.
Sure He Knew Him.
where are you going, all dressed
up?"
"Over to Danville to wedding"
''Who's getting married? 2"
S"Old Bill Onions. Know him?
"Sure / know him. Bill Onions
that lives on the Henshaw place."
mo, he rents the Jones farm"
"Big stout fellow?"
"I'd call him rather SLIM"
II don't think so. Had lots of
hair last time / saw him."
"Cross-eyed, like?::
"Not so you could notice."
Got son by his first wife, about
thirteen years old-tall, skinny boy
with funny teeth?"
mo, Bills never been married be-
fore"
II guess I know him, though Il
wouldn't be sure. Who's he marry
ing?"
"Tom Gardens widow. Know her,
maybe"
Little bit of woman with red
hair?"
"Gosh, no; she weighs 200 and her
hairs black as coal"
Drives car, doesn't she ?"
Il reckon not. I reckon she never
rode in an automobile in her life."
"Well, give 'em my regards.
They'll probably remember me."-
Newark News.
Palisadian. [volume] (Cliffside Park, N.J.) 1906-current, 1916-01-29
Losing Circulation.

Losing Circulation.
E..vid Arthur Carson, the Palisade
wit, got off good one at the Comedy
Clubs big masquerade ball last
week. One Of the Misses McClave
went as "The Palisadian." Her entire
costume was made of copies Of this
newspaper. One of the ruffies on the
bottom of the skirt got torn a little,
and hung down just bit.
Lookout, Miss McClave," said Mr..
Carson, you're loosing some of your
circulation"
Palisadian. [volume] (Cliffside Park, N.J.) 1906-current, 1916-01-29
Not Overlooked.

Not Overlooked.
Representative Nicholas Longworth
said at dinner in Washington:
"The Cincinnati girls have intro
duced very pretty new fashion for
evening dances-the fashion of wear
ing anklets of fresh flowers.
with the rather short skirts of
to-day, these flowers look delightful
on the slender, shimmering, silken
ankles of our Cincinnati girls.
"The music throbs, the dancers
fox-trot, the rather short skirts
swish out, and, looking at the floral
anklets, you say.
Here, surely, are roses that
weren't born to blush unseen"
Palisadian. [volume] (Cliffside Park, N.J.) 1906-current, 1916-01-29

Hump!
Mrs. Humphry Ward, in a new
novel called "Eltham House," intro
duces a girl called Joyce.
Joyce on page 80 has "brown eyes,"
On page 155 she has "eyes which
were of bright and delicate blue"
Again, on page 249, she has frank
gray eyes that made pleasant COM
bination with her reddish-gold hair"
1t seems to US that some critic
ought to shake his inky forefnger at
Mrs. Humphrey Ward and say:
'Humpp"
Palisadian. [volume] (Cliffside Park, N.J.) 1906-current, 1916-01-29
His Weak Point!

His Weak Point!
There's knack in politics." said
Senator Underwood at a Washing
ton banquet. eyes, skill is required
in politics. Skill, you know, is re-
quired in pretty much everything.
1.-TWO street sweepers were once
discussing a deceased comrade.
"'Joe certainly was a good sweep
err said the first.
"'Yes,' the second conceded; yes,
but don't you think he was little
weak around the lamp-posts?"
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1916-01-31
PROVEN SWAMP ROOT
AIDS WEAK KIDNEYS

The symptoms OF kidney and blad-
der troubles are often very distress
ing and leave the system in run.
down condition. The kidneys seem
to suffer most, as almost every victim
complains of lame back and urinary
troubles which should not be neg
leCted as these danger signals often
lead 10 dangerous kidney troubles
Dr Kilmer's swamp Root which
soon heals and strengthens the kid
neys is a splendid kidney. liver and
bladder remedy and, being an herb
al compound has gentle healing ef.
feet on the kidneys. which is almost
Immediately noticed In most eases hy
those who use It,
A trial will convince anyone who
may be In need OF IT, Better get %
bottle from YOUR nearest drug store
and start treatment at once
However. if You wish tirst Co test
this great preparation send ten cents
TO DR. Kilmer & CO. Binghamton.
n Y, for a sample bottle when
writing be sure and mention the
Pendleton Daily East Oregonlau.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1916-01-31

We have been given a solemn warn
ing not to print this item. In fact dire
threats have been made in an effort
to suppress it. But in our opening
declaration of principles we announc-
ed that we had hitched our cart to
the star of truth and, though this is
poor weather for carts, fear of bodily
mutilation shall not cause us to hesi-
tate.
ANYWAY. the whole town already
knows that Judge Marsh and Roland
Oliver sat on the front row at the
Maude Powell concert and that there
were five vacant rows between them
and the next nearest lovers Of fiddle
music. There has been much specula-
ton as to the cause Of their proXi-
nifty to the stage. Their own expla-
nation, that they So love classic strains
that they bought up the first six rows
to prevent any disturbance of their
enjoyment sounds a little eXtrava
CANT. And. knowing the truth, we
think it unjust that some irreverent
citizens should be telling around that
the judge and MIR. Oliver thought they
were going to see a pony ballet No,
no. they were jobbed. and that's all
there is to H.
Jimmy Johns and John Montgom-
cry were responsible for their humili-
alton Trusting to the honor of the
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1916-01-31

Mayor Homer l. Watts is nursing
badly burned hand as result of
hot grease flying on it while he was
cooking potatoes in the kitchen Of his
home. .-Athera News Item.
Can this be the Ish we have known
for 10. these many years Oh, that
thou. too. shouldst have fallen before
the man-unmaking feministc cru
sade, that thou shouldst bear the
scars Of shameful sex servility thou
whose mighty heart once didst pulse
out the red red blood Of battle
whose soul exulted most in scenes OF
strife thou who once didst love to
buck the line or bring to earth great
gridiron warriors with tackle fierce
and sudden thou who didst in fistic
bouts rejoice, and give and take stout
buffets right merrily Oh that they
couldst not have spared thee to in
spire the faltering stills of weakling
youths and hold out hopes for mans
regeneration 0 Hercules unseXed
By Cmphale, o Sampson shorn OF
thy manly might by Delilah. O tenn
pc. o mores, Kitchens and skillets
for such as thou, indeed! O thou fall
len one,
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1916-01-31
10 CENT CASCARETS
BEST LAXATIVE FOR
LIVER AND BOWELS
DON'T STAY CONSTIPATED
HEADACHY. BILIOUS. WITH
BREATH BAD OR sTOM-
ACH SOUR.

No odds how bad your liver stom-
ach or bowels. how much your head
aches how miserable ana uncom-
Portable YOU are from cold. eonstt-
patton. indigestion, bniousness and
sluggish bowels-yau always get re-
lief with Cascarets.
Don't let your stomach. liver and
bowels make you miserable. Take
Cascarets tonight: put an end to the
headache. biliousness. dizziness. ner-
vousness, sick sour, gassy stomach.
bad cold. offensive breath and ali
other distress. cleanse your inside or
gans Of all the bile. gases and con-
stipated matter whicn Is producing
the misery
\ 10-cent box means health hap
piness and a clear head for months
All druggists sell Cascarets Don't
forget the children-their little in
sides need a gentle cleansing too.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1916-01-31

Says Kernul BOYD in the Mulligan
Stew:
q wonder what sort of compro-
mise Mayor Doc Best of Pendleton
will have to make before he gets his
ordinance through to regulate dancing
down there and if when he gets it
through it will have any semblance Of
itself as It was when he started it in
other words will he know it when he
sees it and will it regulate the light
fantastic toe and the gay elastic heel
and entire anatomy in the dance as
he intended when he first introduced
his ordinance in, the council down
there at Pendleton.'
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1916-01-31
Do THIS EIRST-YOu!

You know, and every physician
knows, that when any sickness has
passed, whether it be throat trouble,
organic disturbances, contagious dis
eases, or even a severe cold, a relapse
is feared, because sickness robs the
system Of Natures resistance and
leaves it subject to lingering germs.
Drugs never build up a won-out
body-only food can do that, and the
first thing to take after any sickness is
the concentrated, blood making oil
food in SCOTS Emulsion, which feeds
the tissues, benefits the blood and
strengthens both lungs and throat.
Physicians prescribe SCOTS Emul
sion aftersickness. Nurses everywhere
advocate it. SCOTS is pure medicinal
food, without alcohol or drugs.
Scot, & Bovine. Bloomfield NJ. B-n
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1916-01-31
GREATEST BLOOD REMEDY
Gives Results When Others Fail
Natures Remedy For the Blood.

The purifying and curative properties
" Natures great remedy have made 'S.
) $. for the Blood" household sayinG.
Thousands today enjoying perfect health
owe their recovery from blood OF skin
diseases To this universally used blood
purifier S $. s. Is made entirely from
roots. herbs and barks. which possess
cleansing and healing ingredients
You cannot be well when your blood iS
impure. you lack strength and energy
natural with health; your complexion
becomes pale and salloW. your vitality
is weakened When waste or refuse
matter. which Nature intends shall De
thrown off Is left In the system. IL Us
absorbed into the blood and hotls, PM
pies. rashes, hlutcheS and other eruP-
tinns of the skin appear
$, s. $ goes into the circulation ana
removes every particle of blood faint on
poisou Of every character All skin dts
eases and eruptions pass away. ana me
smooth clean skin. glowing with health,
/ shows that the body is being nourishra
/ by rich. pure blood rheumatism. Ca
/ tarrh. Scrofula. CONTAGIOUS Blood rot
SON. all are deep-scated blood disorders
ID aud tor their treatment nothing equals
/ S $. $. Get S. S. $. at any drug store
If yours Is a peculiar case write SWltl
I Specific Co, Atlanta Ga.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1916-01-31
S24,OOO La Grande
Church Dedicated
With Ceremonies
CLERGY AND I4ATTY OF EASTERN
OREGON TAKE PART IN
EXERCISES.

LA GRANDE, Ore, Jan 3l.--Cath-
ollie priests and laymen from many
counties In Eastern oregon we're in
La Grande Sunday to participate in
the dedication of the new $4,000
church in this city. The ceremonies
hogan at 3 o'clock when the private
dedication was held ana at 10 o'clock
the public was ushered INTO the splen-
did edifice
Rt Rev Bishop O O'Reilly was the
celebrant for the occasion, wearing
for the first time at this service the
elaborate gold and cloth yestments
presented to the bishop of the east
ern oregon Catholic diocese at the oc-
casion OF his silver jubilee
one Of the biggest out-of-town del
egations came from Pendleton, large
~ knights of Columbus. Officials Of
the dedicatory ceremony and poEu.
fical mass included. Cetebrant Right
Rev Charles j. O'Reilly, d. D.; as
slstant priest. Rev p J O'Rourke,
Heppner: deac0ns of honor. Rev,
Joseph Schmidt, Wallowa, and Pew
John wand, North Powder; deacon
OF the mass. Rev Thomas J. Brady
Juntura; eub-deacon of the mass.
Rev Peter Heuel. Joseph; master OF
ceremonies, Rev. II, J Marshall, Jor-
dan valley; thurifer. Rev p J
Driscoll, La Grande; mitre bearer
Rev p. F. Joye. Pendleton; acolytes
Rev, A. j. LOeser Baker, and Rev. J..
f. Costello Portland Music was Civ
en- by the children's cnoir as was an
offertory solo. ave Maria by Miss
Henrietta Foley
As climax to the pretentious day
came banquet at which plates were
laid for 175 Knights Of Columbus and
a few special guests.
The dinner was followed by ad-
dresses from F. !. LafIy and several
leading Catholics Of the state f L
Meyers, Of this city. was the toast
master Among those who responded
were Bishop O'Reilly, of Baker;
Deputy Barrett of Albany; District
Deputy Peare, Of. this city; Rev Mr.
Drlscoll OF this city, Rev Mr Brady
Of Juntura and Rev Mr.. Molloy Of
Boise Idaho. The growth and eX
pangon of the order were discussed
at length
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1916-01-31
ForesIehted Mercy.

Albert Rarnhart is a well known
IndRn on the Umatila reservation and
among other things for which he is
known is his love for the jackrabbit
hunt. But he kills only what he can
eat. The other day big jack long
and lean and lank by reason Of the
snow covering his food supply, stag
gered up to Barnharts place. He was
all in and Albert took him in, kept
him several days. fed him. warmed
MIN and then turned him loose again.
He was telling white friend about
the incident. rabbit too poor to
cat 50 feed him, he said, "Bimeby
he get cat and come back. Then he
feed me"
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1916-01-31

Henry Lazinka, known far and wide
as a grower Of kline. predicted a long
cold winter by ten different signs,
among which may be enumerated the
boards of nuts cached by the squir-
rcls. the quality Of lard fat on his
hogs and the big hay crop on Camas
prairie we claim no such powers to
interpret the future, but, by equally
as many signs, we are able to tell thai
his prophesy was fulfilled Among
these we might mention the dwindl-
jna stores of our coal bin, our plumb
er bin and the frayed edges of our
overcoat.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1916-01-31

brother councilman invited Ed
Murphy to accompany him to see In
spiration,' % the film production featur-
ing Audrey Munson in the latest Eden
fashions Ed declined He said he
hadn't been to a picture show for 50
long that he was afraid someone
would misinterpret his presence at
that particular attraction
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1916-01-31
Cbe OQaeablp @ullOOggpr
MONDAY, JAN uARY 81, 1919.

former, the Judge asked him 70 pur-
chase his tickets. And he bought
front seats. and turned them over 10
Montgomery. And this latter baseiy
failed to deliver the tickets until IS
minutes before the concert in order
to obwate a possible discovery Of the
trick. And so it happened that the
judge and his friend were ushered to
the bald headed row while the whole
audience looked on and smiled. We
trust the truthful explanation will
lessen the sense Of indignity from
which Madame Powell must have suf-
fereh
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1916-01-31

BY way Of emphasizing the serious
ness OF the recent high water and the
damage. hardshlps and unpleasant
consequences Of It, the Walla Walla
Union said in part Several residents
Of Adams, Athena, Weston and Pres
colt were Obliged to remain over
night here Sunday and again last
night" Disagreeable but unayoid-
able. we infer.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1916-01-31
His Name Is Wood But He Wouldn't
Write This.

The Saturday Eygn Alibi credits
Kernul c. Mood Of Weston with the
following lyric on "Contentment:"
Ny home is on the mountain steep;
! seine for rabbits in the deep,
And as / pluck them from the houghs.
l feed them to the angry cows
Then to my Eulalie I HE
And drink a slice of catfish pie
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1916-01-31
MSS <ZAehCH P4RS<EIRST.
Mis- Marion ParkhnI-st.

NEW YORK. Jan. 3l.-Unul the
right to vote has been won, the suf-
fragists Of New York. who are gath
cred here to reorganize. will give nei-
ther time nor money 10 any other
cause. according TO speeches made at
the assemblies in the Hotel Astor
No organization. reform or social
or philanthropic is 10 have any help
from them until the vote is given
them
Among the prominent women. who
are aiding in the work Of reorgani-
zation and who has taken the stand
outlined above is Miss Marion Park
hurst who like many other promi-
Hent suffrage workers, has practical
H devoted her life to the cause and
has determined 10 work uneeasingly
until the fight is won
A Peruvian railroad within lac
miles rises from sea level to am altL
tude of 1866 feet.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1916-01-31

been accepted by the navy depart
meut
Tnv collier was appraised al $'i -
O0U BY the government The great
sh.ei,lt ci bottoms cauel he m-u
bidding.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1916-01-31

Though he escaped frozen water
pipes. Bob Fletcher was one of the
principal sufferers from the cold wea-
ther. To keep out the chill air he
shut up his cellar tightly but made
the mistake Of locking up his cat
When the cellar was unsealed sad
havoc was revealed. The frenzied
feline. in its efforts to escape, had
knocked down most Of the jars Of
fruit and Bob's winter supply Of pre-
serves. jellies. marmalade and jams
was mingled together in one sweet
mess. Bob now has a cat to trade
for canned fruit
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1916-01-31

In the windows of the P p & L.
store last week pair Of rubbers was
exhibited with the announcement
that they were found in Jack Robin
sons cellar Probably belonged to
that marauder who has been entering
cellars in search of wet goods. Jack
SAYS the rubbers were entirely unne-
cessary as his cellar is strictly prohi-
bition.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1916-01-31

The Pendleton Tribune (Rep.) last
week mentioned that Frank Sailing
would again probably run for county
clerk on the democratic ticket. We
don't quite know whether to classify
the item as humor insult or bone
head.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1916-01-31

To temper the disappointment ol
those who attended the dances given
in the barn which was condemned
last week. we beg to remind them
that barn dances went out of vogue
several years ago.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1916-01-31
mia premium pald nn sim.

SAN FRANCISCO, Jan. 29.-J, II.
bossetter, manager OF w. r. Grace &
Co., announced that his firms bid
~ $4,000 for the old naval collier
Justin at Mare Island navy yard had
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1916-01-31

BERLIN. Jan. 29.-one officer and
a soldiers and "a civilians We're kill
ed. transport was sunk and several
cars loaded with provisions were d'.
stroycd In the Dover raids last sun
cay. according to the Hamburg
Fremdcuhlutt
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1916-01-31

CAIRO. Egypt Jan. 2s-Flve
thousand Arabs Were defeated bv.
British forces i'm battle sunday.
British casualties are given as EOS
and those of the Arabs as $50. The
Arabs retreated To "a new position
three miles farther back
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1916-01-31

We wonder why there was such a
howl when the first draft Of the pro-
hlbition ordinance was found to con-
tain a clause prohibiting the presence
Of more than two quarts of liquors in
any private house