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Crittenden record-press., 1916-03-02
German SPY Who Es-
capped is Recaptured.

New York. Feb. 29.-Ignatius
T. Lincoln, self-confessed Germ
an spy, who escaped several
weeks ago from the United States
deputy marshall in Bryoklyn,
was arrested tonight at Broad
way and thirty ninth street by
agents Of the department of JUS
tice. Lincoln, hands manacled,
was taken in a taxicab to the off
ice Of William M. Offiey, division
superintendent of the depart
ment of justice.
Crittenden record-press., 1916-03-02
Important Notice

Farmers come to the meeting
in your division Of the county to
be held all day on following dat
es and places:
March Z. Crayne.
" s. Olive Branch.
" Q. Seminary.
" 10. Deer Creek.
At the above mentioned places
all day session will be held.
March IL, Marion at l:S0 p. m.
To hear lectures from the fol-
lowing speakers from the ex-
tension force of Ky:
Mr.. NJ. o. Hughes, Soil Fertility.
Mr.. Kercher. Club work.
Miss Sweeney. Home Economics.
DR.. Mutchler, Cooperation.
Mr.. Nichols on Sat-. Dsirying.
Crittenden record-press., 1916-03-02
Coal Mine Floor Rises Crushes Two

Scranton, Pa. Feb. 90. Two
miners, both foreigners, were
killed in mine of the Pennsyl-
vania Coal Company. at Dickson
City, near here. late today when
the floor of the chamber in which
they were working rose up,
crushing both men to death
against the room. Company
officials could not explain what
caused the floor to rise.
Crittenden record-press., 1916-03-02
pAGE sEvisn
How,s Thisl

We offer One Hundred Dollars
Reward for any case of Catarra
that cannot be cured by Halls
Catarrh Cure.
T, J. CHENEY & CO, Tolesc. D.
We the undersigned, have known Z. j.
him perfectly honorable in all business
transactions and financially able to carry
out any obligations made by his firm.
NATIONAL BANK OF COMMERCE
Tcleco, o.
Halls Catarrh Cure Is taken internally,
acting directly upon the blood and mu-
cous surfaces OF the system. Testimonials
sent free. Price rs cents per bottle. Sold
by all Druggists
Take Halls Family Pills for cors'ip1tion.
Crittenden record-press., 1916-03-02
men get married.

men get married.
Charley Byrd says, we have some
men If they had their way. the alpha
bet would be changed around and "I''
would be the first letter. and ~"
would be the last letter.
John Travis says, religion is great
factor for keeping men out Of trouble.
but hard work is also entitled to some
credit.
Hub Butler says, A leopard can't
change its spots. but girl can.
Uncle Gus Bentley says, You can
sell good name, but you can't buy
one,
Ben WigKinton says, 1t wouldn't do
US blame bit Of good to be able to
see ourselves as others see US, we
wouldn't believe our eyes.
Billy Cox says. when girl is plas-
tering it on her cheeks, she never stops
to remember that red is a dangerous
signal.
Uncle George Stations says, Fifty
years ago it was considered vulgar to
display the ankles, and it was consid-
cred proper to display the lace trimmed
pantaletts; but it is different now-a-
days.
Carloss Oakley said: "Pa, what is a
trying duty"
Serving on jury, my son."
Frank Gift says. some of our girls
gets chance to ride IN big cars and
they think they have to hold their noses
up in the air all the time, or you will
imagine that they are not used to mo-
toring.
Billy Cox says. Did you ever notice
how much better you feel when you
pay for what you get?
George Crider says, The trouble
with combind business and pleasure, is
that you usually forget the business.
Henry Rice says. The most distress.
ing sight in the world is fat man wear
ing high collar in hot weather.
A man said to Sherd Hale: THAI
whi.key has killed more men, than
bullets.
That may be so, but bygingoes I'd
rather be full Of whiskey than bullets. u
Albert Elder says. You can knock
married life all you please, but down
in his heart the average married mar
knows that il il wasn't for his wife he
would be a bigger fool than he is.
George Stations says. A man car
usually tell you the reason for doing q
thing, but a woman's reason is always
because.
Uncle Billy Lloyd says. A man ism,
worried as much about laying up treas
ures inhraven as he is about lodging
taxes here on earth.
Crittenden record-press., 1916-03-02
LOYD'S BRAIN LEAKS.
by +. s. LLOYD:

Albert Elder says. A man can have
enough executive ability to manage
10, 900 other men. But he can't do a
blame thing with his wife.
Ambrose Wheeler says, You never
get acquainted with woman until you
marry her.
Abe Deboe says. The trouble about
this world. is that as soon as you get
through telling your troubles, the fel-
low you have been telling them to,
starts right in telling you his.
Bill Smith says, A man can get into
enough trouble in one hour to make
him behave himself the rest Of his life.
Bob Rushing saws, There never was
woman who was so ugly that she
didn't believe that at least 800 men
were struck on her.
Taylor Stokes says. Some men join
the army when they want to be or
dered around day and night; ana other
Crittenden record-press., 1916-03-02
TANLAC ROMANCE
NOW FULLY TOLD
Its Launching And What Inspired
1t Is At Last Explained.

Every few years someone
suggests something that will tend
to better our condition, whether
it may pertain to our business,
our knowledge, convenience. or
health, or our social state. de-
clared L. T. Cooper recently.
1T has been my pleasure to
offer Tanlac to the world" he
continued. II presented Tanlac
on its merits, knowing full well
that it would prove satisfactory
If properly tested.
Confident as ! was of the re.
ception Tanlac would receive. |
confess | was hardly prepared
for the wonderful popularity into
which it at once sprang. When
it is considered that just nine
months to the day after Tanlac
was announced, one million bot.
ties had been sold, it can be un-
derstood that when the story of
Tanlac is called a romance Of the
business world it is quite true.
"Tanlac appeals particularly
to the best people everywhere -
people who are able to judge
carefully and to render a just
opinion Of its merits. Upon the
thousands of Endorsements OF
such meE and women Tanlac' s
astonishing success has been
based. Great as is the demand
for Tanlac now, | really feel that
the country, as a whole, is only
Just awakening to it.
'Tanlac, which is the joint
product of Herr Joseph Vor
Trimbacb, the noted German
chemist and myself il. believe,
the must affective remedy known
for ailments of the stomach, liv'
er and kidneys and for catarrha
affections Of the mucous mem
branes.
1T is compounded Of roots
herbs. barks and flowers, man,
Of which come from remote parts
of the world, and it is free from
the mineral taint feared by man,
persons.
Il have no doubt that Tanla,
will be as successful in your city
as it has In every other in which
it has been introduced"
Tanlac now may be obtained
in Marion at the j. H. 0rm'
drugstore, where it is fully ex
planned; and also in Blackford
by A. T. Brown. Adv.
Crittenden record-press., 1916-03-02
Cattle Without Necks
Object OF Experiments.

Columbus, Miss, March L.
While experts of the British,
French and American govern
ments keep close tab, Gano John
ston, formerly of Mt. Sterling,
KY. but now of Lowndes coun-
ty, Mississippi, is perfecting the
breading OF neckless cattle, a
characteristic which the scien.
fists have been working on for
years. He has always been a
horse breeder, but has paid at.
tention to cattle and learning
that the United States. England
and France were interested in
the breeding of neckless beef
cattle he set about to experiment
He notified all three governments
and some three months ago the
first English authority arrived.
Il am sure that a neckless
breed is possible. said Mr.. John
son, land | will work hard to
bring about the desired result
sought after so anxiously by so
many"
Mr.. Johnston's sense of horse
breeding is so keen that he can
foresee certain characteristics.
Crittenden record-press., 1916-03-02
An Ideal Spring Laxative

A good and time tried remedy is Or.
Kings New Life Pills. The first dose
will move the sluggish bowels, stimu-
late the liver and clear the system Of
waste and blood impurities. You owe
it to yourself to clear the system of
body poisons, accumulated during the
winter. DR.. Kings New Life Pills
will do it. rs cents at your Drggist. l
Crittenden record-press., 1916-03-02
For Your ChIld's Cough

II your child has a cold. nose runs
or coughs much get a small bottle Of
DR.. Bells Pine-Tar-Honey syrup, jus,
what children like and just the medi.
cine to soothe the cough and check the
cold. After taking. children stop fret.
ting, sleep good an5 are soon entirely
well. Insist on DR.. Bell's Pine.Tar.
Honey. % cents at your druggist. !
Crittenden record-press., 1916-03-02
Leopold to Lead Suez Raid.

Geneva, Feb. 2S, Prince Leo
pold of Bavaria, who has studied
Egypt thoroughly. will be ap-
pointed to command a German
Turkish army in an attack on
the Suez Canal, according TO the
Bayerische Kurier Of Munich.
The newspaper says that the
expedition is expected to get un-
der way in the spring, and that
it will be commanded by Ger
man officers who are making
preparation at Conslan...vp.e.
Crittenden record-press., 1916-03-02

When the bowels become irregular
you are uncomfortable and the longer
this condition exists the worse you
feel. You can get rid ofLthis misery
quickly by using HERBINE. Take q
dose on going to bed and see how fine
you feel next Jay. Price so cents.
Sold by James II. 0rme. Marion, Ky.
Crittenden record-press., 1916-03-02

FOR SALE:-In Crayne, Ky, one
Drug Store room, with four
rooms up stairs, suitable for
housekeeping, with soda foun-
tain and fixtures. and one 12
acre lot, fine location.
Mrs. Chas. w. Fox.
Route 2; phone l25-1t
Crittenden record-press., 1916-03-02
HAYNES & TAYLOR
THE RExALl STORE
Rum and Mahogany.

What will the schooners laden
with New England rum for West
Africa, bring home? That ques-
tion may have puzzled many who
have noted that strange revival
Crittenden record-press., 1916-03-02
EYE AND NERVE TROUBLE
SUCCESSFULLY HANDLED,

We correct Hyperobia, Myobia
and Astigmatism. Straighten
cross eyes without operation, also
handle granulated lids and sore
eyes of all kinds.
You will find me in my office
every Friday and Saturday.
j. R. Gilchrist, Oph. D.
Press Bldg, Marion, Ky.
Crittenden record-press., 1916-03-02
Comfort In Poverty
4 VISITING nurse found this old
Al iaJr drin, ~ tuhorculosis in az

A VISITING nurse found this old
"A lady dying Of tuberculosis In ex-
tremely poor surroundings. There
was no one to care for her except her
old crippled husband, and there was
not sufficient money to provide good
food or clean clothing, nor did he
know how to make his wife comfortar
BILE Charitable people were interest
ed In the case, so that fresh bedding
and food were provided. Frequent
visits from the nurse have helped In
making this old consumptive woman
as comfortable as possible In her last
days. Without the care OF the nurse
she might have been menace to asF
neighbors
Crittenden record-press., 1916-03-02

"The greatest health insurance in the
world Is the simplest" he said. II nev-
er could quite understand why people
are so negligent in the use OF the SIM
plest Of all preventives Of illness. It's
all a matter Of keeping the bowels
open. The man who carries little boz
OF Rexall Orderlies has got a good
health policy in his pocket ! believe
they are the best laxative ever pre-
pared, and their pleasant taste appeals
10 men, women and children alike"
We have the exclusive selling rights for
Crittenden record-press., 1916-03-02
Sold BY J. II. 0rme
Marion. ny.
SWEET CLOVER SEED

Direct from grower Large
cultivated biennial white and
yellow; hulled and unhulled. Also
special scarifed for full and
prompt termination. Prices and
circulars sent free.
JOHN A. SHEEHAN,
R. F. D. No. 4. Falmouth, Ky.
Crittenden record-press., 1916-03-02
Money to Loan

'sSnsy w SSeni
800, 10000 to loan to live pro.
gressive farmers in west Ken
lucky. Five to ten years, liberal
terms, prompt inspection and
quick action on first class securi.
ties. See US before making
other arrangements.
S. 7. Randle & Son,
Fraternity Building.
Paducah, Ky.
Financial Correspondents for S.
M. Williamson & Co. Memphis,
Tenn.
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1916-04-18
MODS CANADIAN sCOFFER.
Soldiers and Crowd of 1000 Men and
Woman Drag Hazleton from His Home.

Toronto Ont. April ls "A mob com
posed Of few soldiers aud about 900
men. women and children. residents Of
Todmorden. SATURDAY. night attacked the
home Of Robert IIazleton Of that village.
author of letter 20 Senator Choauette
casting reflection on the men enlisting in
Toronto.
Hazleton was dragged out Of the house
and placed IN an improvised coffin. he
spnng out and with bis back to the wall
defed the mob. A county constable
with drawn revolver. arrived at that
iuHcture and marched Hazleton toward
the city Hazieton was taken from the
custody Of the constable. however. and
was thrown INTO pool Of muddy water
BY lis tormentors
The constable dragged him ont and BE-
lore the crowd could repeat the attack
2 squad Of five city policemen came tn
tire rescue. aided bv ] ; soldiers, who bad
been spectators Hazleton was then
placed IN the patrol wagon and taken 20
the police station. where h. spent the
night He returned 90 his home sunday
under poiiee escort To gusrd against q
renewal 81 TIRE attack. military picket
was stationed a the house By General
Logic.
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1916-04-18
PROVEN SWAMP-RO0T
AIDS WEAK KIDNEYS

The symptoms of kidney and bladder
troubles are often very distressing and
leave the system in rundown condi-
ton. The kidneys seem to suffer most,
as almost every victim complains Of lame
back and urinary troubles which should
not be neglected, as these danger signals
often lead to dangerous kidney troubles.
DR.. Kilmer's Swamp Root which soon
heals and strengthens the kidneys is a
splendid kidney, liver and bladder rem
edy, and, being an herbal compound, has
a gentle healing effect on the kidneys,
which is almost Immediately noticed in
most cases by those who use it.
A trial viii convince anyone who may
be in need of it. Better get a bottle from
your nearest drug store, and start treat
ment at once.
However, if you wish first to test this
great preparation send ten cents to DR..
Kilmer & Co., Binghamton, n. ~, for a
sample bottle. When writing be sure
and mention the Barre Times.-Ady.
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1916-04-18
ADAMANT

Earl Slayton and Mrs. + L. Horr were
in Burlington Saturday to see their sis
ter, who is i'll in Mary Fletcher hospital
Arthur Holt Of East Calais has re
turned home after spending a few days
with his cousin, Percy McLoud.
Mrs. Clarence White and Mrs Robert
Lowery were visitors at the home OF
Mrs. King Friday.
Mrs Ida Goodwin of Montpelier has
been visiting Mr. and Mrs. Moses Shuttle
here few days, but returned home
Wednesday
Myrle Lawrence has finished work for
Richard Dawson and is working for B. j.
Hatch around the sawmill
Mr. and Mrs George Sanders and son,
Edwin. and Addie Parker spent day at
w. l. Richards last week and partook of
maple sugar.
Mr. and Mrs f. +. Horr were Sunday
visitors at the home OF Clarence White.
Quite a number attended the sugar
party at Russell Collins Sunday. All
report fine time.
Rodney Campbell was a visitor at the
home Of Thomas Bailey Sunday.
Alonzo Holt and Nellie Richardson
were at Addie Parker's Sunday. but re-
turned to their home in East Calais the
same day.
George Wood was home from his work
in East Montpelier Sunday
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1916-04-18
MARRIED MEN BETTER.
Their Moral Standard Higher Than That
of Bachelors.

New York, April Is. Unmarried men
as law breakers outnumbered married
men two to one, according to the annual
report of the district attorney of New
York county. This relative proportion
was maintained last year, when 2.4s4
single men as compared to | pa married
men were arraigned in the criminal
courts. The proportion OF men arraigned
as criminals in the last ten years Is
even more to the disadvantage of the
bachelors as 22,33l of them were accused,
while only 9,492 married men were
charged with crime.
More crime was committed by persons
between the ages of q and 30 than by
those Of any other age. Few men past
10 were convicted.
The records show that criminals are
becoming more economical and are in
creasing their demands for free counsel
to be assigned by the courts. Except
in murder cases, the lawyers SO assigned
received no pay.
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1916-04-18
AMEND IMMIGRA-
TON BILL TO MEET
WILSON OBJECTIONS
Literacy Test Stands, but All Political
Offenders Will Not BE
Excluded.

Washington, D. G., April IS. r. The
House immigration bill, containing the
ard-fought literacy test, but with
amendments which are said to meet Pres
ident Wilson's objection 10 the section
Excluding political offenders, was report.
ed to the Senate yesterday with recon-.
mendation for passage.
The Senate immigration committee
considers the House provision exempting
persons who committed or advocated
purely political offenses, too broad, and
amended the section to exclude such ii
the offense was a felony.
The bill as now recommended would
exclude all aliens over 10 years, who can
not read some language, including He.
brew or Yiddish, but provides that any
admissible alien may bring in his father
or grandfather over 50 years old, his wife,
bis mother, grandmother or his unmar-
ried or widowed daughter,
Exemption from the literary test also
would include those seeking to avoid re-
ligious persecution.
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1916-04-18
Delegates Uninstructed, but
They Favor the
Justice
i SENATOR HARDING AID
DRESSES DELEGATES
Republicans Will Demand
That Democrats Observe
the One-Term Plank

Providence, r. l., April lS.-Rhode Is
land Yesterday added 10 delegates to the
uninstructed forces which will control by
a large majority the Chicago convention
In refusing to instruct for any candidate
the Rhode Island Republicans are true
to the traditions of the party. They
are also true to the prevalent sentiment
of the rank and file at this time.
A poll of the delegation shows that
the preference for Hughes is general and
unmista kabe. The reluctance of the
Justice however, to sanction the use OF
his name and the unwillingness of the
delegates to force a fight in advance OF
the national convention which might re-
tard reunion, long ago made an unln-
structed delegation from this state a
foregone conclusion. The absence of
state wide primary enabled the leaders
weeks ago to confer and agree upon the
delegates t-large and agreement regard
ing district delegates was almost as easy.
The presence of Senator Harding, who
has been recommended by the committee
on arrangements for temporary chairman
of the Chicago convention, and his de-
livery of the keynote speech of this con
vention. offered the principal feature OF
interest
Senator Harding declared that no one
man and no group of men would have
any say in regard to the platform to be
adopted by the Republicans at Chicago
The convention, he asserted, would de-
mand that the Democratic party stand
by its one term plank. He declared that
the Baltimore platform of the Democrats
had been violated in almost every par \
ticular, but that the Republicans pro
posed to see that one plank in that plat
form was carried out, namely, the one
term plank.
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1916-04-18
Standing OF the Clubs.
Baseball Notes.

"Chic" Gandil, the old Washington
player, is said to swing a bat weighing
80 ounces Freddie Parent, though a lit.
tie fellow, used club of about the same
weight.
Eddie NIahan and Dick Harte made a
great battery <Tensively, as well as de-
fensiveIy, against the cadets at West
Point They made two thirds OF Har-
wards hits.
Otto Knabe former manager OF the
Baltimore Federal league team, has been
signed by the Pittsburg National league
club He will report Thursday, when the
Pirates open their home season.
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1916-04-18
LITTLE P|MPLES
ON FACE, NECK
And Hands. Became ScaIy and Skin
Was Sore. Ashamed To Go Out.
Lasted Three Months.
HEALED BY CUTICURA
SOAP AND OINTMENT

zone night before retiring was troubled
with an itching and in the morning found
that my face was all broken out with little
pimples, and then they came on my neck
and hands. The pimples became scaly and
my skin was so sore that had to battle it
with cold water to keep the pain down, and
j scratched and my face became erupted. l
was so red and sore was ashamed to go out
doors at all. II lasted about three months
Il tried - and - to no purpose
A friend told me to try Cuticura Soap and
Ointment SO l did, and after using three
cakes of Cuticura Soap and one-half box
of Cuticura Ointment ! regained my COM
plexion, and was completely healed"
(Signed) Miss Helen Lynn, 80 Tyler St..
Nashua, n. H., Aug. 81, 1915.
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1916-04-18
TO REMOVE DANDRUFF

Get 25-cent bottle of Danderine at
any drug store, pour little into your
hand and rub well into the scalp with
the finger tips. BY morning most, if not
all, OF this awful scurf VIII have disap-
peared Two or three applications will
destroy every bit Of dandruff; stop scalp
itching and falling hair-Ady
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1916-04-18
Methodist Proposal.

Worcester, Mass, April 49, The New
England Methodist conference yesterday
adopted memorial to the general con
ference for an amendment to the church
constitution providing for the omission
of theatre going. dancing and card play
ing from the rule relative to causes for
expulsion of a church member.
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1916-04-18
WHEN LIVER is TORPID

or sluggish all the other vital organs
of your body are affected--you have
stomach and bowel troubles, your head
aches, your skin loses its cleGrness
and you have the blues" Take Hoods
Pills,-gentlc and thorough. DO not
lrritate nor grippe. Price Csc. of all drug
glsts or &. l. Hood CO., Lowell, MSS.
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1916-04-18
Yesterdays American League Results

At Chicago-Chicago 6, ST. Louis 5.
At New York New York and Phil.
adelphia, wet grounds.
At Cleveland 8, Cleveland /
ii innings.
At Boston--Boston ), Washington l.
called at end of eighth.
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1916-04-18

at the home Of her son, J. r. Vinton,
was held Saturday, April l5 burial being
made in Rochester cemetery.
Mr. and Mrs. Charles Chamberlin of
Rochester spent Sunday and Sunday
with Mrs. HAGEN Hubbard Mrs. Hub
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1916-04-18
Standing of the Clubs,
Yesterdays National League Results.

At Pittsburg 10, Cincin.
natl l.
At st. Louis Chicago 5, st. Louis ].
At Philadelphia Boston and Philadel
phia, wet grounds.
At Brooklyn New York and Brook
lyn, wet grounds.
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1916-04-18

her home from New York state, where
she spent the winter.
DR.. Hamlm had slight shock April
II, but his condition is not considered
serious.
The funeral Of Mrs. Vinton, who died
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1916-04-18

bard's mother came with them and will
remain with her daughter
Miss Preston has gone to Massachu
sets and her place in the NJ. T. ehurcl
viii be filed by Miss Church from Mont
pelier.
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1916-04-18
Sample Each Free by Mail

With sep. Skin Book on the treatment
OF the skin and scalp. Address postcard
"Cuticura, Dept. L, Boston, Sold by
druggists and dealers throughout tina world.
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1916-04-18
GRANVILLE

A daughter was born to Mr. and Mrs.
+ r. Vinton April IL.
Mrs. Hazen Hubbard has returned to