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The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1916-06-15
Kaiser Bows to Heaven.

Amsterdam-In reply to the congrat-
ulations of his aunt, Princess Marie
Louise, Emperor William telegraphed
as follows: Hearty thanks for your
congratulations. How gloriously God
helped our brave blue boys Praise and
thanks to Him for His gracious assist
ance. / am deeply moved in the proud
joy that my creation, which has been
the work of my life, has proved, with
Gods help, to be such good, sharp
weapon. The German feet tore down
the nimbus of invincibility of the Brit
ish sea power. May God help further. =
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1916-06-15
Yankee Fodder.

Senator Hoar used to tell with glee
of Southerner just home from New
England who said to his friend: You
know those little white round beans p
eyes," replied the friend; the kind
we feed to our horses?"
1.-THE very same. Well, do you know
sir, that in Boston the enlightened
citizens take those little white round
beans, boil them for three or -four
hours, mix them with molasses and
know not what other ingredients, bake
them, and then-what do you suppose
they do with the beans?"
They"
"They eat 'em, sir" interrupted the
first Southerner. impressively; bless
me, sir, they eat EN-! "-Christia Reg
ister
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1916-06-15

Philadelphia - Former President
the commencement exercises of Tenn
pie University here, issued a statement
endorsing former Justice Hughes and
Charles W. Fairbanks, the Republican
nominese for President and vice presi-
dent, and expressing the hope that Col.
Roosevelt would support them. He
approved the platform adopted by the
Republicans and predicted that event
ually the progressives would unite with
the parent party and work for the
election of Hughes and Fairbanks.
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1916-06-15
Hughes Takes Strong Stand
for Rights on Land and Sea

Washington, D. c. = Charles E..
Hughes telegram accepting the Re
publican nomination for President
makes strong issue of American re-
lations with foreign nations, which he
declares have suffered intellectually"
from the weak and vacillating course
taken in the past
He favors an undivided Americanism
on the part of all citizens.
Following are important points in
Mr.. Hughes telegram of acceptance
Firm stand taken for American
rights on land and sea.
Foreign relations in past declared to
have suffered from weak and vacillat-
ing course pursued
Desire expressed to see American
diplomacy restored to its best stand
ards.
Letter demands Americanism that
knows no Interior purpose, for patriot
ism single and complete.
Preparedness demanded not only
adequate for defense, not only in re
spect to numbers and equipment OF
both army and navy, but with all thor
oughness in every branch of service
Peace ideals placed first Danger OF
militarism denied Nation has no pol
icy of aggression, but must have
strength which self-respect demands
Fair readjustment of tariff favored
as preparation for test to come aftel
war
Expansion of foreign trade sought
I'VE must not throttle American en-
terprise here or abroad, but rathe
promote it and take pride in honorable
achievements.
Party platform fully Endorsed.
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1916-06-15
Tornadoes XIII Io7.

Kansas City = Death lists in the
storm-swept sections of Arkansas,
Missouri, Mississippi and Illinois grew
hourly as belated reports were re
ceived from communities which suf-
fered in a series of tornadoes Monday
night and early Tuesday. The deaths
of lot persons had been reported,
number of other persons were unac.
counted for. and believed dead, ano
several hundred had been injured, OF
whom some will die.
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1916-06-15
Newspaper Owner Dies.

Washington. d. C. = John R. Nc
Lean, owner of the Washington Post
and the Cincinnati Enquirer, died at
his home here Friday after long i'll
ness. Mr.. Mclean, who was in his
6Sth year. had been suffering from a
complication of diseases for several
months. He was a native of Cincin-
natl. AS a young man he acquired his
fathers interest in the Enquirer, and
in 1887 became sole owner of the pa
per. Then years ago he bought the
Washington Post. For years he was
active in Ohio and National politics.
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1916-06-15
EASING His Labors.

AS the motorist turned a corner in
a quiet country road he saw a brother
of the wheel just ahead, evidently in
trouble.
Immediately he slowed down.
want any help? he asked genially-
The other motorist looked gratefully
at him as he wiped the perspiration
off his brow
lady in. the car? She's my wife, and
I'd be much obliged if you'd answer
her questions and keep her amused
while I'm seeing to this re."-Lon-
don Answers.
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1916-06-15

Compound made her well, so took it and
now | am just as well as ever was. l
cannot understand why women don't
see how much pain and suffering they
would escape by taking your medicine.
i cannot praise it enough for it saved
my life and kept me from the Insane
Hospital. Mrs E. SHELDON, 5657 s.
Halsted St, Englewood, Ill.
Physicians undoubtedly did their best,
battled with this case steadily and could
do no more, but often the most scientific
treatment is surpassed by the medicinal
properties of the good old fashioned
roots and herbs contained in Lydia E.
Pinkham's Vegetable Compound
II any complication exists it
pays to write the Lydia f. Pink
ham Medicine Co.. Lynn, Mass,
for special free advice.
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1916-06-15
AN INSURANCE AGAINST SUDDEN DEATH!
For Sufferers Bacache Rheumatism and Kidney Trouble

is endowed with other properties, for
1t preserves the kidneys in healthy
condition by thoroughly cleansing
them. Being so many times more &C
tive than lithia- "Anuric" clears the
blood and filters out those deposits OF
lime-salts which cause so much pain.
and prevents dropsical conditions such
as swollen hands or feet and the bag
like appearance under the eyes An
uric" is a regular insurance and LIE
saver for all big meat eaters and those
who deposit lime-salts in their joints.
Ask the druggist for "Anuric' put up
by DIR. Pierce, in 5O-cent packages, or
send s1.00 to DR.. Pierce for full treat
ment by mail.
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1916-06-15
LIQUID Evidence.

publican was prosecuted for sell
ing bottle of whisky during prohibit
ton hours. A bottle of whisky was
produced as evidence
The jury heard the evidence and re
tired to the jury room. They present.
ly returned.
my lord" said the foreman, "the
jury is quite satisfied as to the sale
of the bottle, but they are not sure OF
its contents. May they have the bottle
to satisfy themselves
Certainly" declared the Judge.
well. gentlemen, have you reached
a decision?s asked the Judge.
mo case, my lord said the fore
man. There was not enough evidence
to go round-"-London Answers
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1916-06-15
Obliging.

At a certain church in the Jersey
town it is the invariable custom of the
clergyman to kiss the bride after the
ceremony A young woman who was
about to be married in this church did
not relish the prospect and instructed
her prospective husband to tell the
clergyman that she did not wish him
to kiss her. The bridegroom obeyed
the instructions given.
"Well, Harry" said the young WON
an when he appeared. did you tel
the minister that did not wish him
to kiss me?"
yes"
And what did he say?"
HE said that, in that case. he would
charge only half the usual fee"
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1916-06-15
tossrs SURELY PREVENTED
DAISY FLY KILLER i.
Memory.


Two men met in the street
Il say, old chap" said one present
", whats that piece OF thread tied
round your finger for?"
my wife put it there to remind me
to post letter she gave me this morn
ing" was the reply.
Ibid you post it?"
Eyes"
"Then why don't you remove the
thread?"
~Oh, I'm keeping it there to remind
me to tell her when / go home that
forgot to put a stamp on the letter'"-
London Answers.
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1916-06-15

Before an Insurance Company will
take a risk on your life the examining
physician will test the urine and re-
port whether you are good risk.
When your kidneys get sluggish and
clog. you suffer from backache, sick
headache, dizzy spells. or the twinges
and pains of lumbago. rheumatism and
govt. The urine is often cloudy, full
of sediment; channels often get sore
and sleep is disturbed two or three
times a night This is the time you
should consult some physician Of wide
experience-such as DR.. Pierce OF the
Invalids' Hotel and Surgical Institute.
Buffalo, N. Y. Send loo. for large
trial package of "Anuric." Write your
symptoms and send a sample OF urine
for test Experience has taught DR..
Pierce that "Anuric" is most power
full agent in dissolying uric acid. and
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1916-06-15
A Brief courtship.

The cook who had given so much
satisfaction. unexpectedly gave notice.
Whatever for?" inquired her mis-
tress. do you want more wages, OF
isn't the food good enough?"
"Oh, no, mum, it's not that, but
but I'm going TO be married
Married? Why. / didn't know you
were being courted."
"Oh. it hasn't been long. mum. Dye
recolect me having holiday a shori
time back to go to a funeral?"
"Yes-quite well"
well, mum, it begun there. I'm
going to marry the corpse's husband
He said that day as how l was the
life of the partyi"
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1916-06-15
That Isn't CHEAP.

Client-You have an item in your
bill, Advice, Mar. Sth, So" That was
the day before retained you.
lawyer know it. But don't yot
remember on the Sth ] told you you'd
better let me take the case for you
Client-Yes.
Lawyer-Well. that's the advice
Boston Transcript.
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1916-06-15
Pleasing Mother.

"wil you dance this dance With
me?"
Mother has forbidden me to dance
with you"
But she is out Of the room"
$50 it wouldn't be any fun. When
she comes back I'll give you dance :
Louisville Courier-Journal.
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1916-06-15

OF Mr.. Tagore, the celebrated Indian
prize poet, the Independent says:
"Tagore himself lives all alone in a
house, We applaud Mr.. Tagore's
habit of lodging. If all poets lived all
alone in their homes there would be
more happy poet homes.-Life.
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1916-06-15
sunfIower Philosophy.

SdHitoHci FbbSocPhJ-
Patriotism rarely consists of voting
a straight ticket
There is also the sort Of morality
that is due to cold feet
Most men are busy enough not to
want to serve on jury.
When a man says plain talk he
means unpleasant talk
A friend is a useful institution II
you don't use him too much
Sometimes line OF hot air is digni
fled by calling it a propaganda.
1t seems impossible for one to dc
his duty and keep off everybody's toes
While one is paying interest he
shouldn't lead too many reform move
ments.
Complications sometimes represent
that part of an illness the doctors TAI
to understand.
II wasn't a lack of raw materia
which eliminated the shell game as 1
side line of the circus.-Atchison Globe
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1916-06-15

with neauacnes, ner-
ivousness, flashes of
heat and | suffered
lso much / did not
know what L was
idoing at times. /
spent $500 on doc
itors and not one did
line any good. One
Hday q lady called at
amy house and said
|she had been as sick
Jas l was atone time,
land Lydia E. Pink
Iharn's XeCetahlo
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1916-06-15

Stranger-You advertised for an eff
ficiency expert?
Trolley Official-Exactly, Some OF
our cars are crowded TO suffocation;
others are not; the latter must be rem
edied, and at once, Get at it,-Chi-
cago News.
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1916-06-15

Hes one of our most successful
businessmen"
THAT so? What's his secret?"
well, in the first place, he insists
upon his clerks selling his customers
what they want, not what the clerks
themselves wear"-Detroit Free Press
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1916-06-15

Tommy-We're going to move soon.
Sammy-How do you know?
Tommy-How do l know? Didn't
me mother femme break a winder
t'cther day and didn't say nothin'?-
Tit-Rits.
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1916-06-15

q really believe" said the married
man, that the average bachelor
spends more on himself than mar
ried man spends on his whole family"
We'll, it's worth it," replied the
bachelor.-London Saturday Journal.
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1916-06-15
Ever Notice7

They've got one thing absolutely
standardized"
What is that?"
1.-THE speaking voice of the SOU
brette They all talk alike Louis.
vile Courier-Journal-
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1916-06-15
cynical Definition.

Father" said the small boy. what
is a bandit?"
"A bandit, my son. is man who
holds people up and depends on physi-
cal force instead of legal talent -
Washington Star.
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1916-06-15
GOPHER GUN

Gun that does the Work. NO EXPLOSION
Boy ten years old can operate it. Forces deadly
fumes into the holes. Simple Nothing TO GET
out of order. Also kills ground squirrels. rats etc
If not satisfied your money refunded Agents
wanted Write us about it. FORDE PRODUCTS
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1916-06-15
Fate,s Substitution.

1.-The things we fear most never hap
pen," said the optimist.
YES" replied the pessimist, but
we generally get something equally
bad. Washington Star.
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1916-06-15
Adept.

"And is your wife good house
keeper?"
"Oh. wonderful. motherl She can
heat coffee perfectly with an electric
curling iron. kansas City Journal.
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1916-06-15
Euphemistic-

would you call Uncle Peter a
stingy MANI"
well, no; I'd merely say that ne
had all his generous impulses under
perfect control Boston transcript
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1916-06-15
Naturally Inferred.

Suitor-What makes you think, sir,
that will not be able to support your
daughter?
Her Father-The difficulty I've had
in doing it myself-Boston Transcript
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1916-06-15

Dnbbleigh-At a reception this af-
ternoon exchanged ideas with the
famous Prof. Saduka-
Miss Keen-That explains why
found the professor so tiresome.-Bos-
ton Transcript
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1916-06-15
rim. snmehodx snoke

He latter receiving a leap-year pro
posal)-This is so sudden,
She-Nonsensei You must have
known for four years that it was com
ing.-Boston Transcript
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1916-06-15

Aliens Foot-Ease is a certain cure for hot
sweating, callus, and swollen, aching feet. Sold
by all Druggists. Price 25c. Don't accept any
substitute. Trial package FREE. Address
Allen S Olmsted. lie Roy n. Y.
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1916-06-15

DR.. Pierce's Pleasant Pellets for the
liver and bowels have been favornbly
known for nearly so years
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1916-06-15

"Anuric" cures Backache, Lumbago,
Rheumatism. Send 10c DR.. V. NJ.
Pierce, Buffalo. N. Y, for large trial
package.
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1916-06-15

Genesee-Ge nesee's seventh annual
horse show will commence June is,
lasting for three days. Thursday is to
be horse day with parade in the
morning followed by the awarding OF
prizes. In the afternoon there will be
ball game for purse of 500 be-
tween the Lapwai Indian and the Cen
esee team. Friday is set aside as au-
tomobile day when there will be pulled
off the usual parade followed by stunts
at the park Saturday is to be the
big day. In the morning there will be
a parade including the Indians from
Lapwai. In the afternoon there will
be bucking contests.
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1916-06-15
A Remarkable
STATEMENT
Mrs. Sheldon Spent $500 for
Treatment Without Bene-
fit. Finally Made Well by
Lydia E. Pinlzham's Veg
etable Compound.

Englewood, Ill. =" While going
through the Change of Life | suffered
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1916-06-15
IDAHO STATE NEWS

Wallace-Articles of incorporation of
the Securities company of the Occur
d'Alenes have been filed here. The
company is organized for the purpose
of dealing in any and all kinds of bust
ness for profit, with capital Of $780,
600. Wallace is to be the principal
place of business. H. B. Saxton.
George Mortimer and P. v. Whelan
appear as the incorporators.
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1916-06-15

Wallace-Plans for a terra Gotta
bank building have been accepted by
the directors of the First National
bank of this city to be constructed at
the northeast corner of Sixth and
Bank streets, across the street from
the present location of the bank. The
steady increase in volume of the BUSH
ness necessitatss the construction of
the building.
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1916-06-15

Kamiah = Forty members Of the
commercial club turned out Monday
and worked on the Winona-Kamiah
road through Seven-Mile canyon. They
were assisted by residents of the Wi
mona section who trade at this point.
The road is now in good shape for au-
tomobile traffic. Emil L. Mueller,
proprietor of the Elm pharmacy has
closed deal for the sale of his drug
business to ]. R. Hughes, pharma-
cist from Eugene, Ore. Mr.. Mueller,
who is postmaster, will continue to
reside here.
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1916-06-15

Lewiston - The Northwest Live
Stock show will be held from Novem-
Der 26 to December 2, inclusive.
These dates have been tentatively
argeed upon some time since, subject
to approval of the executive commit
tee, which was given recently. r. G.
Bailey, editor of Western Poultry
urged the committee to hold poultr,
show in connection with the live stoci
show, and it was SO decided.
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1916-06-15

Occur d'Alene-A. Cook, manager
of the Panhandle Abstract company of
this city, made application before the
supreme court at Lewiston for an al
tentative writ of prohibition against
the city council to restrain it from
putting into effect the ordinance
passed last Monday providing for a
$3.50, 900 bond election for municipality
owned water and light utilities. Mr..
Cook says the matter should have been
taken up with the state utilities COM
mission.
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1916-06-15

Juliaetta- Shipments of the Pot
latch Strawberries began Tuesday.
The crop, though light, owing to late
frosts, is of excellent quality. John
Behrens of Juliaetta made the first
shipment of three crates to Furst
Brothers, Lewiston, who have secured
Mr.. Behrens' entire crop. There will
be something like half crop of cher
ries in the Potlatch valley.
Juliaetta is planning to have two
or three days pioneer picnic the latter
part of this month.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1916-09-30
|. The Wrack
T of the Storm
Maurice Maeterlinck

Author OF The Blue
Bird" etc.
The rape of his native Bel
GUM, and humanity's plight
in the Great World War, have
inspired and tremendously
affected the patriot and the
poet in Macterlinck.
This is the most important
Maeterlinck book yet pub
lishcd. and is one of the most
valuable contributions to
thought on this greatest cat
aclvsm of human history.
Cloth $3.50 net
Limp leather $l.75 net
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1916-09-30
THE TWO MARGARET FULLERS.

If one has written poetry worth pub
fishing in book form, it is rather an
noying to have the verses credited to
literary celebrity Of previous genera
ton whose name one happens TO bear.
That is the experience of Margaret
Fuller, the former secretary of Edmund
Clarence Stedman, who has Just writ
ten, in "A New England Childhood" the
story Of the banker-poet's early days.
"Some Of my earliest lines, included in
the volume Poets Of Transcendental-
ism. are attributed 70 the first Margaret
Fuller, the Marchesa d'Ossoli, who died
in 1850, and have been printed rather
widely says the present Margaret
Fuller. Indeed. in the preface to that
volume am said to have summed up
in my verses the spirit of my age-that
is, the Transcendental period or move
ment. J am not proud of the lines
but of the little that has been printed
since that date | am not ashamed. and
the praise of those whose praise means
something has come 10 me unsought.
Before began the Stedman biography
| never had an opportunity TO take the
time for writing book"
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1916-09-30
TRUE PREPAREDNESS
The Industrial Backbone of Eff
cheney in War.

INDUSTRIAL PREPAREDNESS By c T. Knoep.
pei; Win in,TodGetions by Theodore Roosevelt
snd Leonard Wood. limo. ID viii it5 Nen
York The Engineering Magazine Company
Man does not live by bread alone.
and a nation does not wage war with
armies and fleets alone. Neither does
it achieve preparedness through mill
tary preparation alone. In token of
this. consider Germany. Her military
preparation for this war was Of course
superior to anything else in the world:
TO anything else the world had ever
seen. Ii matters not whether Germany
sought the war or had il forced upon
her. Her perfect preparedness for it,
with military ornaments. was
unique wonder of the world. How
great that preparation was, in num-
bers of men, in supplies of munitions,
and in what not else, we unprepared
Americans can scarcely appreciate.
But Germany's greatest marvel Of
preparedness was after all not in her
ornaments. but IN the industries which
stood back of them; the factories
which enable her TO supply all her own
needs in manufactured articles: the
farms which through intensive cult
walton enable her, though overcrowded
to feed herself, the railroad and other
transportation systems, which enable
such a mobility of ornaments as to
make her forces seem all but ubiquitous;
the thrift which reduces waste to n
minimum; the system which raises eff
hciency 20 the highest degrea. Her
state railroad system represents an in