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The Southern herald., 1916-04-07
DO YOU need A KIDNEY
REMElY2

DR.. Rilmer's Swamp Root is not recon-.
mended for everything, but II you have
kidney, liver or bladder trouble, II may
be found just the remedy you need.
Swamp Root makes friends quickly be-
cause its mild and immediate effect IL
soon realized in most cases. It is a gentle
healing herbal compounds physicians
prescription which has proved its great
curative value in thousands OF the most
distressing cases according to reliablO
testimony.
All druggists in Soc and 500 sizes.
You may have q sample size bottle Of
this always reliable preparation by Par
eel Post, also pamphlet telling about Il.
N. Y. and enclose ten cents. also mention
this paper.-Adv.
The Southern herald., 1916-04-07
Clean the RloOdA 4 new DISCOVERY

"Anuric' is a recent discovery Of
Doctor Pierce, who is head Of the In-
valids Hotel, Buffalo. N. Y. Expert
ments at DR.. Pierce's Hospital for sew
eral years proved that "Anuric" is q
wonderful ellminatOr Of uric acid. For
those easily recognized symptoms Of
inflammation-as backache, scalding
urine and frequent urination, as well
as sediment in the urine, or If uric
acid in the blood has caused rheuma-
tism, it is simply wonderful how surely
"Anuric" acts; and in gravel and gout,
invariably the pains and stiffness rap.
idly disappear.
Go to your nearest drug store and
simply ask for 5O-cent package Of
"Anuric," or send DR.. Pierce 1Oc for
trial pkg.
The Southern herald., 1916-04-07
ences between various kinds Of honey
bees don't like nil Of nannnrr,ir,t

between various kinds honey
bees don't like oil Of peppermint
Doctor Mcndoos tests during
smell OF the bee is
a Of smell combined
The department Of
and pointing out especially during the long
foweress
Ihe Investigators of the department found
cent OF the colonies Of bees in the
starvation cold and similar principal trouble
is that the owners of colonies willing
retain sufficient supply Of the honey they have
on a low ration or in lieu of this supply
Another trouble
the temperature problem assuming manage to get
the winters cold without
The Southern herald., 1916-04-07

sluggish liver better than a dose Of
nasty calomel and that it won't make
you sick.
Dodson's Liver Tone is real liver
medicine. You'll know it next morn.
ing because you will wake up feeling
fine, your liver will be working, your
headache and dizziness gone, your
stomach will be sweet and your bowels
regular. You will feel like working;
you'll be cheerful; full Of vigor and
ambition.
Dodson's Liver Tone is entirely
vegetable, therefore harmless and can.
not salivate. Give it to your children!
Millions of people are using Dodson's
Liver Tone instead Of dangerous cal.
omel now. Your druggist will tell you
that the sale Of calomel is almost
stopped entirely here.
The Southern herald., 1916-04-07

pedestrians floundering about in the
slush.
Two handsomely dressed women
left the theater and crossed the street
to an automobile. Getting inside the
machine, they wrapped themselves
snugly in and gave two or three yanks
and pulls at the steering apparatus,
but the car didn't bulge. This process
was repeated several times, when the
guardian of the law, observing their
predicament, hastened from his sta
The Southern herald., 1916-04-07

HaIu and Tumen rivers, Frank N.
Meyer, plant explorer for the depart
ment Of agriculture, has returned to
Washington, bearing with him, in the
form of hundreds Of specimens care
fully assorted, labeled and classified,
new and strange plants, seeds, leaves,
roots and cuttings that may, after
thorough investigation and exhaustive
tests, prove of incalculable value to
the farmers, fruit growers and gar.
deners Of the United States.
Startling as have haen the adunn.
The Southern herald., 1916-04-07
Il Takes the Fire OUT.

To take the fire out of a burn or
scald quickly use Hanford's Balsam Of
Myrrh. Apply it lightly at once and
the infamed skin should be quickly
cooled. Be prepared for accidents by
always having a bottle on hand. ADV.
The Southern herald., 1916-04-07
TIsn AT1.nN,s TooT.nAsn

shoes and used in foot-baths 1t relieves
painful, swollen, smarting, aching, tired
feet and instantly takes the sting out Of
corns and bunions. The greatest comfort
discovery Of the age. Sold everywhere Csc.
Trial package FREE. Address Allen s,
olmsted, Le Roy, N. Y. Adv.
The Southern herald., 1916-04-07
COVETED aY ALL

bt possessed by few-a beautiful
bad of hair. II yours iB streaked with
ray, or is harsh and stiff, you can re.
ore 1t to it's former beauty and lus-
b by using La Creole" Hair Dress
b. Price &1.OO.-AdK.
The Southern herald., 1916-04-07
No Common Cur.

Wife (angrily)-You're a perfect
rute.
Hub (calmly)-Thanks. my dear,
pr putting me in the thoroughbred
ass, anyway.
The Southern herald., 1916-04-07

Closely that the Scientist says they
cannot be separated.
In testing the senses Of these In
sects the following substances were
the most important ones used: Vine
gar, lime sulphur, kerosene, carbolic
acid, formic acid, oil Of peppermint,
Quinine and strychnine and various
other salts mixed with cane sugar and
honey.
The experiments show that bees
like honey best Of all foods, and that
they are able to distinguish the differ
The Southern herald., 1916-04-07

Natives Of Sumatra make drinking
cups Of rhinoceros horn, believing II
cure for poison.
The Southern herald., 1916-04-07
Taking a Short Cut.

I'm perfectly willing to help you"
d the practical philanthropist, "but
b ought to try to help yourself when
3 occasion presents itself"
The last time did that It got me
o whole lot of trouble" answered
: shabby visitor. "In fact, spent
me years in durance VILE"
What do you mean?"
j helped myself to the contents of
other mans cash register"
The Southern herald., 1916-04-07
To Drive Out Malaria
And RuiId Tn Tha CvCSOsv

ANu buIIU Up Inc OySTeIn
Take the Old Standard GROVE S
TASTELESS chill TONIC. You know
what you are taking. as the formula is
printed on every label. showing it is
Quinine and Iron in tasteless form. The
Quinine drives out malaria, tho Iron
builds up the system. 50 cents
The Southern herald., 1916-04-07

Weak, Falnty Heart, and Mysteries
tan be rectihed by taking "Renovine" a
heart and nerve tonic. Price soc andS A6V
The Southern herald., 1916-04-07

For bruises use Hanford's Balsam
Adv.
The Southern herald., 1916-04-07
Paradoxlcal.

Il like that man Jobbles."
"Why?"
He's straightforward"
That's queer. Everybody says he's
q crab"
The Southern herald., 1916-04-07
Plant Explorer Brings Specimens From Asia

ROM wandegs provinces China up
into Tibet the stretches the Cobb
tan the Altai mountains through
The Southern herald., 1916-04-07
Leaa Reaaon 70 Re.

LGUU VgdUVU 20 UUs
Father-Aren't you sorry now that
you hit Willie Jones?
Bobby-I amt half as sorry as be
is.
The Southern herald., 1916-04-07

A girl loses her self-possession when
she puts on wedding ring.
The Southern herald., 1916-04-07

A mail and express auto, traversing
the wilds of Colorado has a bandit
proof cage in the rear for valuables.
The Southern herald., 1916-04-07

Nature cannot jump from winter to
summer without spring, nor from
summer to winter without a fall
The Southern herald., 1916-04-07
Story Of the Auto, the Copper and the Negro

DURING the icy downpour Of eet that engd Washington
day, Of Major Pumans stood
entrance Kh eaer ncased his
The Southern herald., 1916-04-07

THAT GRIM WHITE SPECTRE,
pneumonia, follows on the heels Of .
neglected cough or cold. Delay no
longer. Take Mansfeld's Cough Bal.
sam. Price 6Oc and $1.OO.-Adv.
The Southern herald., 1916-04-07

l never knew man who could
chew tobacco gracefully.
The Southern herald., 1916-04-07
Shores.

Il sleep like log"
with the saw going through it?"-
Boston Evening Transcript.
The Southern herald., 1916-04-07

A man can even boast Of his rheu-
matism-until he gets it.
The Southern herald., 1916-04-07

Sin puts disorder in the universe.
The Southern herald., 1916-04-07

For nearly an hour the salesman
had been dilating on the marvels Of
the motor car he was trying to sell.
And the price of the car is $780,"
the customer murmured thoughtfully.
Does that include everything?"
"Yes-oh, no, Of course, the lamps
are extra"
Lamps extra!" said the customer
sharply. "But they are shown in the
illustration"
my dear sir, so is very beautiful
woman" said the salesman smoothly;
but we do not give lady with every
carl"
The Southern herald., 1916-04-07
Smithsonian Scientist Finds Bees Can Smell

WASHINGTON with $500 honey recently completed
by DR. Mcndoo Smithsonian
conclusion that bees
The Southern herald., 1916-04-07

Mrs. Knicker. er.-outdoor work is
Althy.
Weary Willie-outdoor idleness ID
lch more healthy
The Southern herald., 1916-04-07

London bias 1,5OO churches.
The Southern herald., 1916-04-07

Loves Accomplishment.
Knicker-Love is blind.
Bocker-And sufficiently deaf to
read the lips.
The Southern herald., 1916-04-07

To cure cOstlvenesS the medicine must BE-
more than purgatlve; Il must contain tOnlo.
Ashland tidings. [volume] (Ashland, Or.) 1876-1919, 1916-12-07

called a COW without wings and was
on his way homo, or rather to the
office to report to his worthy chief
After the exciting storm had passed
over and gone, there was a great
calm on the north and south streets
and peace in the city once more. We
give our good dairyman great credit
for tho soothing milk and cream that
soothed the aches and pains and also
quiets the nerves Of all in our neigh
hood who had just passed through
the ordeal of such an exciting time.
We hope our noble patrolman will
be careful and try to avoid the dark
ness and try not to excite our be-
loved neighbors again like this for
1t is just terrible to suffer so under
excitement, especially when one has
just passed a "spider-leg" camp and
then to behold right in front of him
policeman in uniform with a man
in citizens clothes on the march in
front of him for the good of the
cause. ]. W. F.
Ashland tidings. [volume] (Ashland, Or.) 1876-1919, 1916-12-07

With the prices Of eggs climbing
steadily toward the unattainable,
people will be keeping house hen
instead Of house cat before long.
The idea has its possibilities. Who
would not prefer a nice docile Ply
mouth Rock hen to a yowling cat?
Give the hen her daily bath and tie
pink ribbon around her neck If
you will A producer is better than
a non-producer any day in the week.
Instead of having a cat curled up
in the best easy chair, have hen
who will leave an egg here and there
occasionally and pay for her board.
The only possible drawback is that
the hen might leave an egg, unnotic-
ed in the chair the minister always
takes when he calls.
Ashland tidings. [volume] (Ashland, Or.) 1876-1919, 1916-12-07
Ashland, Ore, Thursday, Dec. z, 1T
ENDERs' CONSPIRACY.

Another chapter was attempted to
be written at the council meeting
Tuesday in the Enders conspiracy
to injure Plaza property by destroy
ing Lithia park and the springs
project, when a petition was pre-
sented asking that the council put a
charter amendment on the ballot at
the coming city election providing
that the entire springs matter, in
cluding the park, be turned over to
the council and the park board and
the springs water commission be
abolished.
Should Mr.. Enders succeed in
electing Mr.. Lamkin and his three
candidates for the council, with the
park and springs project altogether
in its hands, by the adoption of his
proposed charter amendments, there
is no question but that the whole
power of city government would be
at once exercised to destroy Lithia
park in order to hurt Plaza property
and forward the ambition Of Enders
to make the bats roost in the hole
in the ground" in the interest of
Enders' property on East Main street
Every one of the Enders candi-
dates, from Lamkin to Lemery, have
always been and are now open and
avowed enemies of the entire springs
project, having voted against the
bonds in the beginning and having
bitterly opposed every public move
ment looking toward ( rwarding the
enterprise at every election since.
No doubt every bit of their opposi-
tion has grown out of Enders' antipa-
thy for the Plaza. and not their own
judgment of the merits of the project.
They are supine and humble follow
ers of Enders' political fortunes and
may be depended on to fight for his
schemes to the last ditch.
Ashland tidings. [volume] (Ashland, Or.) 1876-1919, 1916-12-07
INTERURBAN AUToCAR co.

Leave Ashland for Medford, Talent
and Phoenix daily except Sunday at
900 a. m. and 100, 400, 400
and 5:1b p. m. Also on Saturday
night at $50. Sundays leave at
900 and 100, 600 and 1O:30
p. m.
Leave Medford for Ashland daily ex-
cept Sunday at 500 a. m, 100.
900, 400 and 5:15 p. m. Also on
Saturday at 1918. On Sundays
at 1890 a. m, and 200, 500 and
$3.50 p. m.
Fare between MedfOrd and Ash
land, 20 cents. Round trip, 80 cents
Ashland tidings. [volume] (Ashland, Or.) 1876-1919, 1916-12-07
Obe
Peoples Forum
A Cop and a Cow


Mr. Editor: Will you please give
the writer a little space in the col
umns of your valuable paper that |
may help the anxious seeker to solve
the problem which he anXiously seeks
to know? On the 4th of December
about p. M, one of our worthy citi
zens, a merchant, came to our door
all out of breath with excitement and
told a wonderful story about one Of
our night patrolman, whom he had
Just passed on the street, marching
a hobo up the street in front of him
with the moin Of a general with
pointed saber Which sounded dole
full in the ears Oh our worthy mer-
chant and made him feel the hair
Of his head raising his hat up into
the night air. With doleful sound
of some intruder. for which he
thought must have left some awful
tragedy behind him and we tried in
our weak way to console the in
quirer but all in vain. He soon found
his beloved door at home and almost
breathless at tho phone lang up cen
trail and called for number 444-R
and asked to know If the night pa
trolman had captured an I. I. W. or
"spider-leg roadster" in his barn,
and after learning that the faithful
officer of the night had, with the
help OF bis noble son, brought into
the barn one of his domestic birds
Ashland tidings. [volume] (Ashland, Or.) 1876-1919, 1916-12-07

Do you realize, folks, that there
remain only fourteen days on which
you can shop between now and
Christmas? Do you realize that
packages which are intended to reach
eastern friends must be mailed the
last of next week? Do you realize
that hundreds are beating you to the
best bargains and the prettiest gifts
by doing their Christmas shopping
early?
Ashland tidings. [volume] (Ashland, Or.) 1876-1919, 1916-12-07

1t is generally assumed that Col
onel Roosevelt is unlike any other
president in character. Now it is an
nounced that he was not even born
in a log cabin. The brick house in
New York in which he was born has
been torn down, and the colonel has
been presented with one of the
bricks.
Ashland tidings. [volume] (Ashland, Or.) 1876-1919, 1916-12-07

With the sugar company offering
$500 per ton as a guarantee to beet
growers and the indisputable evil
dence of the record made by John
Mills of Talent before them, any
landowner who has land suitable to
beet culture, can well afford to in
vestigate the attractions of growing
beets fully and Immediately.
Ashland tidings. [volume] (Ashland, Or.) 1876-1919, 1916-12-07

A well-warmed room, comfortable
chairs. plenty of light and all kinds
Of air, hot and otherwise, to con-
tribute to the comfort of the physi-
cal being. Argument, excitement,
comedy, tragedy, pathos, bathos, ora
tory and soothing syrup to provide
food for the brain. What more can
anyone want? And yet the council
Ashland tidings. [volume] (Ashland, Or.) 1876-1919, 1916-12-07

Parents of boys who are members
of the boys band give the band
credit for keeping the boys out of
more mischief than any other single
factor in the carefree lives Of the
youngsters. Get your boy interested
1t is a fad worth following and wi1
give the boy something he will value
all his life, a love and interest for
music.
Ashland tidings. [volume] (Ashland, Or.) 1876-1919, 1916-12-07

Willis-"Just think of it! Those
Spanish hidalgos would go three
thousand miles on a galleon."
Gillis-"N Nonsense! You can't be-
lieve half you read about those for
eign cars. Life.
Ashland tidings. [volume] (Ashland, Or.) 1876-1919, 1916-12-07

The Southern Pacific Bulletin says,
"The Southern Pacific has for years
been studying the grade crossing ac-
cident question with view to min
imizing the number. After bump
ing down Billings hill we are con-
vinced that the grade crossing should
be built first and the studying done
afterward.
Ashland tidings. [volume] (Ashland, Or.) 1876-1919, 1916-12-07

No wonder financiers fear the
credit of the warning nations may
become impaired. Just think of all
the charges the armies are making
Ashland tidings. [volume] (Ashland, Or.) 1876-1919, 1916-12-07

If we thought we could outrun Chi
We'd tell about the last
Time he-but then we'd better not,
They say old Chi is fast.
Then there's Slim Beeler. He can't
run.
Well tell you bout the mourner
Slim hauled tony, gee whiz! but he
Might get us in corner.
But we know one on a poor boob
Who cannot fight or run.
This here gink's name-do you sup
pose
That he might pack a gun?
Ashland tidings. [volume] (Ashland, Or.) 1876-1919, 1916-12-07

A fellow up in the park spent two
hours the other day telling us about
his various symptoms. He had the
explanatory rheumatism.
Ashland tidings. [volume] (Ashland, Or.) 1876-1919, 1916-12-07
He "TranspOsed."

While Carl Clair was bandmaster
with Barnum & Bailey's circus he re-
ceived letter from a cornet player,
applying for a position of solo sor-
netist. Carl wrote back, asking If
he was a good strong player, and re-
ceived the following reply;
Dear Sir: You ask If | am a
good strong cornet player. In an
,swer, l would say that it would make
you laugh to see what can do. On
a good clear morning | have been
heard nine miles across the country,
and was only playing soft at that.
One day go to playing so loud that
blew all the valves off the cornet,
but that made no difference to me.
I went right on playing, as | can
transpose on the water key."-EX.
Ashland tidings. [volume] (Ashland, Or.) 1876-1919, 1916-12-07

Have you contributed to the fund
forlthe purchase Of bulbs and shrubs
for the park?
Ashland tidings. [volume] (Ashland, Or.) 1876-1919, 1916-12-07
NOTICE TO ADVERTISERS.

News print has doubled in price
the last four months. 1t necessitates
an advance in advertising rates, or
we will have to quit business. Fol-
lowing are the advertising rates In
the Ashland Tidings after this date.
There will be no deviation from this
rate.
Ashland tidings. [volume] (Ashland, Or.) 1876-1919, 1916-12-07

Song of the l. w. w. Deserter.
Oh, the knights of the road
See the sights of the road,
And the rights of the road spell
"carefree."
Not the spites of the road,
Nor the fights of the road,
But the bites of the road have cured
me.
Ashland tidings. [volume] (Ashland, Or.) 1876-1919, 1916-12-07
ADVERTISING RATES.
Display Advertising

One year. ioo
Reading Notices. cents the line
straight
Classified Column cent the word
first insertion, Y cent the word
each other insertion. Thirty
words or less one month, 81.
All written contracts for space al
ready in force will be rendered at
the old rate until contract expires.
Fraternal Orders and Societies.
Advertising for fraternal orders or
societies charging regular initiation
fee and dues, no discount. Religious
and benevolent orders will be
charged for all advertising when an
admission or other charge is made,
at the regular rates. When no ad-
mission is charged, space to the
amount OF fifty lines reading will be
allowed without charge. All addi-
tional at regular rates.
The Tidings has greater circula-
tion in Ashland and its trade terri
tory than all other local papers COM
bined.
Ashland tidings. [volume] (Ashland, Or.) 1876-1919, 1916-12-07

meets twice a month and sometimes
oftener to a hall full of empty chairs.
Ashland tidings. [volume] (Ashland, Or.) 1876-1919, 1916-12-07
Heard and Overheard


(By Lynn ID. Mowat)
Bubbles.
OF all the cussing that is curst
When people get in trouble,
The bubbling fountains cause 'the
worst
They very seldom bubble.
You purse your mouth up for a drink,
Bend over nearly double,
And twist the tap until you kink-
But seldom get bubble.
Ashland tidings. [volume] (Ashland, Or.) 1876-1919, 1916-12-07

Entered at the Ashland, Oregon,
Postoffice as second-class mail mat
ter.
Ashland tidings. [volume] (Ashland, Or.) 1876-1919, 1916-12-07

"Bill has Joined the great major
ity."
Great Scott, man, you don't mean
to tell me he's dead?"
Thunder, no! He's bought a
Ford"
Ashland tidings. [volume] (Ashland, Or.) 1876-1919, 1916-12-07

Led by Misses Isabelle Barron,
Toots Payne and others, the high
school girls are wearing You Know
Us, Medford" buttons, firmly affixed
to their dainty footwear. The defeat
has gone. to the feet.
Ashland tidings. [volume] (Ashland, Or.) 1876-1919, 1916-12-07

EVENING PRICES: Lower Floor
$1.0O; Balcony, first four rows 75c,
next four rows SOC, balance 25c.
MATINEE: Lower Floor 75c; Bal
cony, first eight rows SOC, balance
25c.
St. Landry clarion. (Opelousas, La.) 1890-1921, 1916-07-15

Moved by E. G. Richard, seconded
by r. H. Jones and carried that the
town OF Melville advertise for bids
to print the proceedings for the
time Of II months.
Moved by E. G. Richard, seconded
by 3. H. Jones and carried that the
following fills be paid IN full:
St. Landry clarion. (Opelousas, La.) 1890-1921, 1916-07-15

Dill q MARSHAL q. Il. Hamilton
10 u months salary 1900
70 t-2of $4,000 fines $3.50
10 killing 4 dogs SOC EACH. 200
~ cash hauling off 4 dogs. 40
10 cash for Lem West for
I meals 80
TO cash paid John Lashute
for hauling lumber so
lo'ai Si44.20
voucher No. 1883 issued for same
Bill Of Clerk and Tax Collector I
H. Montgomery
10 one months salary e5o
70 5 per cent on taxes and
licenses col 81,
70 cost for collection %
70 postage month Of June. ~
io recording 20 trials oaoe
s27. 27
Vouchers No. ios7-s24.f4. Voucher
10 fo9i-st.i3, Voucher No. 1902
$500 We're issued for same.
Bill of G. w. Stone Mayor. to one
months salary st6.65
Voucher 1889 issued for same.
Bill OF Electric Light System for
1AHMN&
St. Landry clarion. (Opelousas, La.) 1890-1921, 1916-07-15
N6a8

Said animal AIS been in neigh
borhood about 8 years. Owner or
owners of said animal are hereby
notified to come forward, prove
property. pay costs and take same
away.
MATTHIAS ROUJEAU,
opelousas, La, r. F. D. No. 5, Care
of Lueien Durousseau.
St. Landry clarion. (Opelousas, La.) 1890-1921, 1916-07-15
LOST NOTICE The public IS hereb

LOST NOTICE The public is hereby
notified not to purchase or trade
for certificate of deposit No. 1853 of
the Planters National Bank dated
March i3h, 1914, in the name Of JEFF
and Early DevilIier, for s357.74,
payable one year after date. The
certificate has been lost and any
holder thereof must present same
to Planters National Bank within
so days otherwise am will BEGAN
eelled and duplicate certificate is
sued.
St. Landry clarion. (Opelousas, La.) 1890-1921, 1916-07-15

Coupon No. 800 was the winner
for the doll to be awarded by Mrs.
Corine Milsted. Master James Prad-
os picked out the above number.
This coupon, if presented within one
week will be redeemed by Mrs. Mil
Already the advanced styles of Mil
linery are beginning to arrive.
sted.
St. Landry clarion. (Opelousas, La.) 1890-1921, 1916-07-15
NOTICE FOR SEALED BIDS.


Notice is hereby given that bids
for the Fiscal Agent for the town
ct Melville for the next two ensuing
years will be received by the Board
Of Aldermen of said town, the right
being reserved to reject any or all
bids. Address all bids to j H. Mont
gomery. Clerk Board of Aldermen,
Melville, la.
For Sale a seven room modern
house three blocks from Main st. at
Four Hundred Dollars less its actual
value. Apply atthis office.
July Is If
St. Landry clarion. (Opelousas, La.) 1890-1921, 1916-07-15
NOTICE TO THE PUBLIC:

Notice is hereby given that !
will not be responsible for any
debts contracted by my wife.
HENRY MoRNHINyEG,
July 9Th, 1916.