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The Keota news., 1916-05-26
state OF Ohio. City OF Toledo.
Lucal County. %,

Frank J. Cheney makes oath that he
10 senior partner Of the arm OF =. J.
City OF Toledo. County and state afors-
oaid, and that said llrm will pay the
sum OF ONE HUNDRED DOLLARS for
each and every case Of Catarrh that
CATARRH CURE. FRANK J. CHENEY
Sworn to before mo and subscribed
In my presence. this 9Th day OF Decem.
bcr, A. D. 1855. 4. w. GLEASON.
(Seal) Notary Public.
Hall's Catarrh Cure 10 taken tntern-
ally and acts through the Blood on the
Mucous Surfaces OF the system. Bend
for testimoniala, f1eo.
r. J. CHENEY CO. Toledo, q.
Sold BY all druggists. 7sc.
Halls Family pills for constipation.
The Keota news., 1916-05-26
TO HAVE SUCCESS WITH PEAS
Some Things About Their Planting
and Carr That the Amateur Gar
dener Must Remember.

Peas naturally require cool weather
and are likely to do badly II planted
after weather gets hot. They are
about tho first seeds to 90 into the
ground.
One peculiarly OF peas is that they
require to be planted quite deep to do
best. How far apart to run the rows
depends on the kind Of peas being
grown. II the low growing varieties
are to be grown they may be planted
In rows not more than fifteen inches
apart. The taller varieties may need
to Be planted thirty inches apart. Tho
low-growing varieties have never given
the writer satisfaction and he viii
grow them no more. The medium
oisod vines will produce more peas
and continue to produce longer, but
thon lave to be "brushed." that u
sustained with brush.
h buying peas to grow for the use
a tho family do not select small ones
hAe The Ala1kA .1h varseky b =
The Keota news., 1916-05-26
wae. 70. look your best. see Fertner
NOTICE FOR PUBLICATION
DepartWent Of The interior
U. s LAn1 O1kce q $50 c.

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aAke 6aAl I've yeaT pseo( b eee1AesA elatm 10 he
hAl absse Aes1jheA bekdse U s Co0@iasioaes.
CyAe L Ss2aiey, = Ks.EA CaaeA. - tAs ~ 1au q
O1nanA Aanes - witnesses: CAasSss 4 De-
ForA W1maa ~. RaAAsea. Ahs1n LII. Wal1ee
g 4 r. BROWNS Reasser.
The Keota news., 1916-05-26
NOTICE FOR PUBLICATION
Department Of the Interior
U. S. Lad OAice At S>esiins. Colo.
ALL , hoRG

U. S. Lad One at S1eSiina, Colo,
AprN IL. l9l6
Notice b hereby sivea hat Cenrse F. Thouaana.
Of Graham. CoSos1do. Who. o. Jsae 4, 1909. made
hoaesteaA eatIy. No. 07757. II loes /. 2, s. and
S and SElNWt and SlNEt, Seetioa q. Township
z nsStA- R.ase 50 ~est. 6eA Pd.cipsi Meridian.
proof. to estabash elaim 10 the land above des-
crsbed before Uaited St1Aes Co0aisssoaer. n
Clahnant naaes - witnesses: Thouaas w. Cr1-
hAa. Cast1vs A. Thode, Walter c. ,Thode -
Thoaas n. Decker al q Graham. Cob.
62 A. F. BROWNS Re1saer.
The Keota news., 1916-05-26
Crest Metropolis of New York Worthy
Admiration Accorded u BY Al
Americana.

New York, ~ the incoming foreign.
er. full Of prejudice. or doubt. or hope.
and the returning American. crammed
with guide book and catalogue culture.
SEQ It. or might SEQ It. rises vision.
. mirage OF the lower bay. the color
by day moro shimmering that Venice.
by night more magnificent than Lon.
uon.
In the morning the mountains Of
buildings hide themselves. to reveal
themselves in the rosy steam clouds
that chase each other ACROSS their
finnks. When evening fades they are
mighty cliffs glimmering with glisten-
ing lights In the magic and mystery OF
the bay on the left the Great God.
dess greets you. . composition In color
and form with the city beyond. nner
than any in any world that ever ex-
listed. finer than Claude ever imagined.
or Turner ever dreamed. Why did
not Whistler see III
PilinE up higher and higher right
before you II New York. And what
does It remind you Of? San Gimigna-
uO VI N0U Oc00NAAus S~oy wa 80
Tuscany. only here are not eleven. but
eleven timcs eleven: not low. mean
brick piles. but noble palaces crowned
with gold. with green. with rose: and
over them the waving. duttering plume
Of steam. the emblem OF New York. TO
the right. nlmy and lacclike BY day.
arc the great bridges: by night . pat
tern OF stars that Hiroshtse never
knew.
You land In streets that are Flor
ence glorined. You emerge In squares
moro noble than Seville. Golden stat
ues arc about you. triumphai arches
make splendid frames for endless
vtstas: and Il IL all new and un-
touched. all to be done, and save for
the work Of few OF us, and No are
Americans. all undone.
The Unbelievable City. the city that
has been built since grew up. the
city beautiful. built by men I know.
built for people know. The city that
tnapires me. that love. And all Amer
lea II like this. and-all-or nearly an.
unseen, unknown. untouched.-Joseph
Pcnncll. In Scribncr's Magazine.
The Keota news., 1916-05-26
Advertising German cities.

German cities have hit upon . new
scheme for advertising themselves. 1t
is in tho form of . brief description OF
the city on the back Of regular mail
ing envelope. Harry @. Seltzer. Ameri
can consul ut Breslau. Germany. re-
Gently sent . sample to the bureau OF
foreign and domestic commerce at
Washington.
The Keota news., 1916-05-26
Publicity Avoided.

Pu6Ilctty Avotdoo.
$50 you have figured in another au-
tomobile accidentT'
Yes, but It want very serious this
time"
why. I heard your car was com.
pletely wrecked and two young won-
On in the party suffered injuries"
"Oh. yes. That's true. but We man.
aged to keep the story out OF the
newspaper
The Keota news., 1916-05-26
NOTICE FOR PUBLICATION
Department Of The Interior
= : Az II. iSiE ~

Noetee : Aa!sAs llssa tAAe J. Robert Neisoa. a
PAe 6ouGk Wyeaa WAA a OSanAor s 1912.
gaAe ao1ssaeaA eetzY: M 0l0o2o. tor lots and
:, - saHNi - NY. s. Ssetscs % TewssAlp
AAs eeA aot3ce af Aesakioa b maka Gnal eAfee 49,
proo1 3 se&1nAsA eaA0 . tAe hnd abowe desushod
eeeuse OAlee1 Se11es Co0oto0es, 4 Grover
Ccso.. O. tAe otA aay eflsae 1915
CaaAla1 aa0es - Witnesses Charity Cuse Seah.
CuasaA NealsA W01n0 u. Saatt md ANted q
li.Assak a q Phe B.sAA Wyuaaa.
The Keota news., 1916-05-26
Patents For Invenhons.
MISS AMIE B. FRYE
Teacher Of Piano and Organ
Keota, Colo. ],

Folding paper lunch boxes, whits md
coiored crepe paper, and creps papeF
napkins, at SANKEY'S.
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1916-07-21
NORTHWEST MARKET REPORTS;
GENERAL CROP CONDITIONS

| fyA
Portland = Wneat biuestem' lSc
per Dusnei; fortyiola, VIC; cluo' ooc'
red FIFE soc; req Russian, soe. 600
hay-Lastern ulegon t,mosny, aino.So' Soo
(gs4 per ,r .oh. saiey 'io'ny' Si''9AA'
aiianas M;,,toed sd4V.o, sn.+ whoa. p..n eoe@
oe meu,npo' rn eeu .op e ahess. @ eooaoc SNe Ky.
1o,,od 1oiIJ hosI,n p " 90, sn@Nao S so sN'A''o''
iosr rarn Dh WSo,s sotS..tU. COZ nsr ton o..oLod
sas
Vooe+ob,os Art;cboLas 75ce0s1 nor
do,sn. tnmstoos e. so@1 ss ner cr.te To-
cohhaoe sa@S 25 ner hyndred. garlic
~ rar ro,rd. nonners oEc. aggnlant
1c. borserad;sb 8sc. lettnce sin1 25
ner M crate. crcumbers s10D1 25 per
box. rbubarb 1sM2c ner pound: peas
sGac. caul;fower Il 25 per crate: :
beans 5M7ac ner nound. celery. 81. 10
nj Ok ner dozen. corn 50I6c per
dozen
Potatoes--Old 81 50tA1 .65 per sack !:
new 2M2ac per pound
Onions-California red and yellow,
sa0D3 25 per sack
Green Fruits-Apples. new. 81. 75@
ner box. cherries. 4M7c per pound !:
cantalounes s275 M 3.75 per crate !:
peaches. 75cMs1 per box; watermel-
ons. 1s@2c per pound; figs, $1@1. so
per hoy: raspberries. s1@1.25 per
crate. plums 81 15m1. 80 DER box;
prunes 81 25@01. 80: loganberries, SOC
ms1 per crate: blackcaps. 81. .5o@1. rs;
c,1rrants s1Ml. .25: pears. So. 1908 per
hoy
Eggs -sOrepon ranch. Exchange
price. current receipts, 23ac per dozen.
,Jobbinp prices: Oregon ranch, can
dled a5c. selects 26c
Poultry-Hens. 14@15c per pound
broilers. 17M18c: turkeys, live, goa
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1916-07-21
Northwest Wheat Crop Estimated
al 5000 600 Bushels

The wheat crop of the Pacific North
west is estimated by grainmen at from
81, 900, 900 to Sc, 900, 900 bushels. The
remarkable improvement made in the
past few weeks justifies them in rails
ing their estimates to these figures.
At the present time the weather could
not be better for filling out, and glow
ing reports are coming in from all
sections.
AS to the future prices, the situa-
tion is as uncertain as it ever was,
but one thing seems sure that is that
the market will be on the basis of Chi
cago. The tendency now is to get or
parity with the East. The late Chi
cago bulge put that market up about I
cents, whereas prices here have ad
vanced only about 8 cents. The coast
market is not yet on the Chicago par
ity, but it is not far from it.
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1916-07-21
Words Failed Her.

The budding authoress had pur-
chased typewriter, and one morning
the agent called and asked:
How do you like your new type
writer, madam"
"It's wonderful" was the enthusias-
tic reply. 81 wonder how ever done
my writing without It,"
would you mind" asked the agent
"giving me little testimonial to that
effect?"
Certainly not" she responded. "l'l
do it gladly"
(, Seating herself at the machine, she
pounded out the following:
after Using thee Automatid Back
action atype write, er for thre emontl
Iban Over. | unhesittattingly pro
noun &C it tobe all ad more than the
Manufactures claim! for it. Durint
the tim been in myy possessio MS
three month it had more tina an paid
paid for itse*f in thsee saving of
time and laborr?'--Everybody's
Magazine.
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1916-07-21
One Slain, One Wounded in Tacoma
Strike Battle; Two Shot in Seattle

Tacoma, Wash.-Rangval Lehman,
strikebreaker, was shot and killed
and Sam Jones, union longhsoreman,
sustained a probably fatal gunshot
wound in a pitched battle Sunday,
when union men attacked an automo-
bile carrying nonunion workers to the
Milwaukee docks.
Four men were in the automobile re-
turning from the city to tho docks
when they were ambushed near the
Eleventh-street bridge by about 16
strikers. The latter began hurling
bricks at the occupants of the auto
mobile and when the drivers put on
more speed shot rang out.
Lehman, who had revolver but
who had not been able to use it, &C
cording to the others in the car, fell
over dead. One of the other occu-
pants, which one the police have not
been able to learn. picked up the dead
mans gun and returned the fire.
wounding James.
The automobile turned and sped for
the central police station with the body
of the strikebreaker, while the strik-
ers, who had car standing near the
scene of the shooting, rushed James to
hospital.
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1916-07-21
ALL FARM ACCOUNTS
SHOULD BE STANDARDIZED

Oregon Agricultural College, Corval.
lis.--Managing business without &C,
counts is like steering ship without
a compass or driving horse without
reins, said Dean J. A. Bexell In a lee
ture before the graduate school OF az
riculture at Amherst, Massachusetts,
on July 10.
The secret of success was said to
lie in a knowledge of past events and
ability to utilize the knowledge in bus
mess operations. Every successful
farmer is involved in variety Of H.
nancial transactions and must observe
established business methods. In or
der to be most useful farmers ac-
counting methods should be standard
ized.
The key note of modern business
efficiency is Standardization. This is
seen In the interchangeable parts oi
machinery and other articles, and con
troll of railroads and other public util
tiles through uniform government re
ports, and conservation Of human en-
ergy by scientific management. 1t II
Just as necessary that business meth
ods of the farm be standardized ant
uniform as the business methods o
factory.
II the production of farm commodi
ties is going to keep pace with the In
creasing demand, farm accounts mus
be kept and kept In systematic, uni
form way.
II accounting systems are standard
lied they will serve as basis for com
pairing success and failure of neighbor
ing farms with view to correct thu
mistakes. With the young farmer jus
starting in business the standardized
accounts would serve as partial sub
sttute for experience.
Contrary to the usual understanding
Of the matter the subject of farm ac
counts Is not new, but was discussed
frequently by the ancients, especially
Pliny and Cicero.
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1916-07-21

to me at times. Lydia 4. Pinkham
Vegetable Compound and Liver Pills re-
stored me to health and l want to thank
you for the good they have done me.
have had quite bit Of trouble and
worry but it does not affect my youth
full looks. My friends say why do you
look so young and wellf' l owe 1t all
to the Lydia E. Pinkham remedies, +"
Mrs. RoBT. SToPIEL. Moore Avenue,
Washington Park. Illinois.
We wish every woman who suffers
from female troubles, nervousness,
backachs or the blues could see the let
ters written by women made well by Ly-
dia E. Pinkham's Vegetable Compound.
If you have any symptom about which
YOU would like to know write to the
Lydia e. Pinkham Medicine Co., Lynn.
Mass. for helpful advice given free OF
charge.
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1916-07-21
If you Suffer from Backache, Lum-
bago, Kidneys or Rheumatism,
Take Hot Water and "Anuric. !"

pains here and there, rheumatism.
gout, gravel, neuralgia and sciatica re-
suit. 1t was DR.. Pierce who discovered
a new agent, called "Anuric" which
will throw out and eradicate this uric
acid from the system. DR.. Pierce be-
lieves "Anuric" to be 81 times more
potent than lithia, and consequently
you need no longer fear muscular or
articular rheumatism or gout, or many
other diseases which are dependent
on an accumulation of uric acid within
the body. Send DR.. Pierce, Invalids'
Hotel, Buffalo, N. Y, 10c. for trial
package or S1.00 for full treatment
"Anuric-"
DIR. Pierce's reputation Is back Of
this medicine and You know that his
pleasant Pellets" for the liver and
his "Favorite Prescription" for the illa
OF women have had splendid reputn
| ton for the past so years.
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1916-07-21
Too Tolerant.

Bishop Conrad said at dinner In
Newport News:
Some folks regard their sins in too
generous and tolerant way. They're
like Cal Clay.
II said to Cal one day:
"Calhoun, my man, Gen. Douglas
has positive proof that you looted his
chicken house last week. should
think you'd be ashamed to take COM
munion after such rascally deed as
that
"'Mah gooness, sah,' said Cal re
proachfully, 'Ah wouldn' let a few
measly chickens stand 'twixt me an
de Lawd's tablet"
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1916-07-21

American men and women must
guard constantly against kidney trou-
BILE, because we eat too much and all
our food is rich. Our blood is filled
with uric acid which the kidneys
strive to filter out, they weaken from
overwork. become sluggish; the elm
NATIVE tissues clog and the result is
kidney trouble, bladder weakness and
a general decline in health.
When your kidneys feel like Jumps
of lead, when your back hurts or the
urine is cloudy, full Of sediment, or
you are obliged to seek relief two or
three times during the night, when
you suffer with sick headache or dizzy,
nervous spells, acid stomach. or you
have rheumatism when the weather
is bad, get from your druggist-"AN-
URIC" Because of uric acid in over
abundance in the system. backache'
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1916-07-21
Ship II Cars Fruit Daily.

Puyallup, Wash.-With more than
5000 berry pickers in the valley and
the berries ripening very fast, Presi-
dent W. H. Paulhamus, of the Fruit
Growers association, said that the
association will ship dozen cars of
berries day for the coming week.
About 1000 pickers can still be used
in the valley, Mr.. Paulhamus esti-
mates. Ranchers in the vicinity of
Puyallup are in greater need of pick
ers than are Sumner ranchers, because
most of the Puyallup berries are Ant
werps and Marlboros, and ripen much
faster than the Cuthberts.
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1916-07-21
umatilIa Crop Promising.

Pendleton, Or. = With harvest in
Umatilla county week or two late,
predictions are that much larger crop
will be harvested than was expected
short time ago. The cold spring was a
great hindrance to growing grain, but
recent rains, followed by warm days
have brought out the crops wonder
fully, especially in the lighter grain
sections. Wheat and barley are ripen-
ing rapidly. Usually cutting begins in
most of the wheat sections shortly af-
ter July 10, but it is reported little
will be cut this year before August l.
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1916-07-21
True View.

The late James J. Hill, the railroad
king, was a man of buoyant optimism.
Failure" he once said in an ad-
dress to railway men, failures are al
ways pessimists. Successes, on the
other hand, are optimists. Which is
right?"
He paused, then added
"It's easier to slip down hill than to
climb up, but the view, remember, is
at the top" ...-
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1916-07-21
Lord Palmerston's Wit.

AS for smart repartee, says a cor,
respondent, there was the case of Lord
Palmerston, when, as a young irish
peer, he was seeking, as Irish peers
may, election to the house of com
mons. "Will you support such and
such measure II returned?" shouted
an elector at one of PANS meetings
Then scene followed. Il Will.
said Palmerston, at which half the
audience cheered Not" continued
his lordship, amid vociferous counter
cheering; "Tell you" Then the whole
crowd roared Its ribs out.-London
Chronicle.
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1916-07-21
Maintaining Discipline.

discipline" said government Of
ficial at a dinner in Washington, ma.
val discipline must be maintained at
all cost.
"They tell story to illustrate this.
"A naval officer said to seaman:
"'Wliat idiot told you to dump that
pile of dunnage there?'
at was the captain, sir the sailor
answered.
Humph!' said the officer. Let II
remain there, then, and take IL hours
in irons, my man, for calling the cap
tain an idiot. Washington Star.
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1916-07-21

"Fgures prove'--began the statis-
tical expert
"Wait minute" interrupted Sena
tor Sorghum "You tell me what ques
ton you are discussing and which
side of 1t you are on and I'll tell you,
without the trouble of going through
the calculation, just about what your
figures are going to prove. Wash
ington Star.
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1916-07-21
Utterly Worthless

"No, you can't marry him. He's too
noaccount."
"You ought not to say that, dad. He
may have some good points that you
have overlooked"
mo chance. l mopped up the floor
with him just now and he didn't even
make good mop."-Kansas City
Journal.
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1916-07-21

"Wish to marry my daughter, do
you? Take my advice, don't"
"But why, sir?"
81 have noticed evidence of insanity
in her lately"
Good heavens What evidence?"
"She says she wants to marry you. .
Boston Transcript.
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1916-07-21
Flames Threaten Athens.

Paris-The fire which destroyed the
summer residence of King Constantine
of Greece, situated at Tatoi, on the
outskirts of Athens, is still raging In
the forest in which the royal chateau
stood. A Havas dispatch from Athens
says It is feared the flames viii reach
the city. Among those who lost their
lives in the fire were Colonel de la
Parta, of the engineers; M. Chryssos-
paths, the head Of the royal secret
service and 20 soldiers.
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1916-07-21
Makina Matters Worse.

"Your roof is leaking badly. What's
wrong?"
"The roof was leaking and We wrote
to number of roofing concerns. Each
agent who came along took away a
sample shingle."
"Well?"
1--WE haven't any roof now."-Kan-
sas City Journal.
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1916-07-21
Train Kills Three in Auto.

Tacoma, Wash-Three persons were
killed and two injured when a Chicago,
Milwaukee & st. Paul passenger train
crashed into an automobile on rail-
road crossing near Sumner about $3.50
o'clock Sunday night. The dead are !:
John Coginske, Mrs. John Coginske
and Ed Able. The injured are: An
drew Coginske, fractured ribs and
scalp wounds, and c. E. Carlson, su-
perfcial Injuries about the head. All
are from South Tacoma and were re-
turning to the city from days outing
when the accident occurred.
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1916-07-21
How Della Manaued.

A great deal of noise arose in the
nursery one morning, and since 1t
gave no promise of subsiding, Mrs.
Odell hurried in that direction. She
found the baby howling' with might
and main and the new nursemaid sit
ing calmly by.
"Well, Della, this is terrible
noise!' cried Mrs. Odell angrily
what is the matter? Can't you keep
the baby quiet?"
"Shure, num-" replied the girl, "but
| can't keep him quiet unless | let him
make a noise, num-"
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1916-07-21
Secret Worth BUYING.

Mr.. Rounder (at police staticD-
Can I see the burglar who was arrest
ed for breaking into my house last
night?
Chief (hesitatingly)-Well, l don't
know. What do you want to see him
about?
Rounder-Oh, there's nothing secret
about 1t. l just want to find out how
he managed to get into the house with
out waking my wife.-Boston Trans.
cript.
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1916-07-21
Cook Would Stay Awhile.

"John, are you sure 1t is safe on this
yacht?"
yes, my love-"
"And you know how to sail TT"
"My sailing master does"
"iow long will 1t take us to cross? p
about two weeks" ..
ooh, dear. There's so much to wor
ry about on a yacht"
There's one thing that needn't
cause you any worry"
whats that?"
"The cook can't leave until we gel
to port. Brooklyn Citizen.
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1916-07-21
An Accountant.

"Why do you call Bliggins an expert
accountant"
Because OF his assumptions of ex-
traordinary wisdom. There isn't any
phenomenon in the universe that he
doesn't assume to be able to account
for."--Washington Star.
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1916-07-21
Roseburg Shipping Sheep.

Roseburg, Or. = More than 1000
sheep were brought here Sunday by
George Kohlhagen. preparatory to be-
ing shipped to the San Francisco mar
kets. As many more were shipped to
California Saturday by Pelton & Selec-
mann, local livestock buyers.
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1916-07-21
Almlna HIah, eut surely.

The new night watchman at the col
lege had noticed some one using the
big telescope Just then star fell.
"Begorra," said the watchman, that
fellow sure Is crack shot!" Wind
sor Magazine.
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1916-07-21
Advice.

There's one sure way to get along
in this world
whats that?"
"Quit fretting about the things
someone else has and keep hustling
for the things that so far no one has
and you can get for yourself If you're
first on the job."-Detroit Free Press
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1916-07-21

Defined.
"Pa what's the difference between
a patriot and jingo?"
"A patriot, my son, is one whose
bosom swells with pride of his coun'
try while in lingo the swelling ap
pears in his head."-Boston Trans
cript
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1916-07-21
somethIna Mlsslnu.

Daughter-What's the matter, faith
err? You look worried.
Father Gust retired from business)
We'll, you see, my dear I've never
been without things to worry me be-
fore and 1t bothers me.-Boston Tran
script.