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Der taÌˆgliche Demokrat. [volume] (Davenport, Iowa) 186?-1918, 1916-09-27
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idcionng.
geni5elos reiit mad Der Sniel areta.

Sp11 . 0 II, 26. Sept. Sic Gagc IN
8riedenlanb lit 1ebr errit. melbet cine
Reltterbepeide aus sltben. grprelnier
@eni3elos lit in 8celeitung Spnterab<
mirals &onbouriotis Sberbefeblsbaz
baber Der sriedild1en ariessflotte, TO-
ipic lnebrerer bobercr SfIi5iere nnb
anbdnger bon stben absereilt uno
miro lid ipabrldeinli6 nod areta uno
bon bprt nah Salpnifi begeben.
gad) &reta mttcr,pegs.
Itben, iibcr 2pnbpn, 90. gept.
Ser ehemalige Iainilterpralibent @ez
ni5elos lit selrcrn friib Inn 3 l1br bon
atben abeereilt. Ser Soanbelsoanpfer
@elperia uabm i'm allf bpber See aus
cinem flcinc1t 8ppt an 8orb. gs beibt,
geni5elos lperbe Suerlt &reta lluo bann
Salpniti beluden.
sniurgcntcm beberriden &reta.
2onb N, 26. Sept. g9ie cine aus
Mtbeu fonnenbe Nelterpepelde nite
tbeilt. baben Die poIlitdnbig belpaffnee
ten Nepnlutionare auf Der SnIel aretu,
etipn breibistanlenb Mlaun. Die bouz
laubiee Serr|6aft iiber bic Snlel. 8ae
nca, S,eraflion unb anoere aiinenltaote
| llinb in ben panoen Ser Sninrsenten
Sic eriedild)en 8eb0rben auf Der sS11z
tIeI baben alle lire gmtsbefugniNe ltnb
Megierunssgebdllbe an Die Siibrer Der
I9febolntipn absegeben; bon Der allf
8reta itationirten fDni9liden @urbez
truppe linb nur eff Mann aonie 8pnz
ltantin lppal geblieben. Bet 9felt lit De-
Ilertirt.
SDnis Sonitantin ,uirb &ries erfldren.
Mtben, 26. Sept. Sn ben pem aDz
| Mig lebr nabe ltebcnoeu &reilen miro
Die slnlieht sebe9t. bab CT Den &rie9
ipfprt, pielleid)t npd beute abenO erz
flarcn miro. gfah Der Abreile oes
| frubcrcn Grenierlfinilters @eni5elos
bat cine allseneine Musimnnerung
aus Mtben itattsefllnben. ghemalise
Mbgeprbuete unp ebenalise ayttnilter
Ser liberalen Gartei, Irmee Sffiaiere
|nnb Nesierltnesbean1te perlallen
slthen. 10 ldbnell, ais lie mir Sranse
port 8elesenbciten finoen fplnet1.
| Sic grDbte Infre9rns berrI6t III
atben. ginise Gruppen fiiblcn it'd
burdl 8eni5elps 5anblunasipeile blosz
geltellt. Ser feline MbreHe ipesen bel
ansliht cines baIpigen llebercinfomz
mcns betreffs bes gintrittes @riehenz
LAMBS in Ben aries slpiiden G'riedcnz
lanb unb Sen @utcnte : Wldhten, be-
lldlelniste. Dlan uitnmt an. bab Be,
l&rcter in Deln Sample nit Dem &Dnie
iest Ieinen leeten Srunpf altslpielt
Isle Nahrid)t, bab es Su einem llebers
|einfpnunen slpiid]cu Griebenlanb mi
|pen @nteutcnddten fonlmen mag
4 Iltan1mt aus amtlithcn Gllellen uub be:
lrnbt auf ScIegrammeu Ser eriedildcr
@eIanpten III Sen @oupt1tantcn pergn:
| tente.
i aoub.on 26. Sept. Genera
| Gonltantiu Mpld)ppoulps. ser @ene:
i ralltabs K Gbef Ser erted]ildcn Irme,
nnb 500 Gffisiere babcu ein Nemo
runbnn an Ben apnis llnter5eidnet, il
Incident lie fprbern, baB @riedcnlani
Sic 3cutrolitat alligeben unb in Sel
&rieg cir,tretcu ,ull. Ser friiberc ge
rid)t ocs &prrclponbeutcn Ser Gcltter
ascntur in sltbcn. bub @ei,eral 0fp
), ldpppulps relisuirt babe. ldcint ieben
faus perfriibt sepelen sll icin.
Der taÌˆgliche Demokrat. [volume] (Davenport, Iowa) 186?-1918, 1916-09-27
Scr arieg.
Bon Der @eitfront.


Sdhuere Sample am Scr Somlnc.
Gentlder @eridt.
9erlin, ilber 9pnbon, 26. Sep
tenlber. Der geltern bon Der belt-
i6en 6ceresleitung ii6er bie Sage an
Der 8cltfront ausgegebene Iagesbc-
ribt melOet:
Ser lmgebeure slrtiaeriefampi
smilden slmcre uno Somme bauert
fort. Sertlicbe feinolicbe gprltobs
gegen 0as l@ebiet BON Naneoltrt llno
gon6apesllcs l6lugen fe6l.
ualm ganstag mltroen l6uache
franooliihe @allogranaten slngriffe
bcim Gbiaunpnt gSerf CgeroltnfrollD
abgcicblagen. @eltern i6lugen mir
ltorfe fran5oiilcbe @anbgranateran-
grille nprbweltlidl BON 25ompille ab.
uSStt Ocn 5ablreiden geltrigen Suit
falnpfen lrhoilel1 mir nenn sleroplarc
Hera6. llrlere 9allonabluebrgelcbiibe
haben IN ben lebten paar Sagen picf
Slteger abgeldlonelt.
uSlt einenl fcinblilhcn 2ltftangriifH
anf Gems pltrbell lerbs 9iirger ge-1
tOotet ltno % lblper perlctt."
9crlin, 26. Sept. (Grobtlos
itber 5aDnillel. Ger bcnte bon oei
Deutlden Sceresleitlulg altsgegebenc
gericbt lncloet, bab oic gnglanoer
nnb Iran5plen lebte 9ea1t Dltlib ppl,
9ancpurt pslbbage, 1lorolid) BON
5lers, erfolgreid) pprltieBen. Sic
orangett in oie Iorfer an Der 2inis
bon @urlloccpllrt unD 9ou1apesncs
ein.
Barrier Mclonngen.
Noris, 26. Sept. @eitern slbcno
meloete Ger anltli1e @ariler 8eridt,
oab bas Iorf Gancourt acllommcn
llnO beutlbe Stellllngen i'm @cbiet
bon sSregiconrt gcrpmmel1 lpnrocll
Der egcrid)t loutet:
u9fDrolicb bon Ser Snnlnc ipuroe
Die Shlocbt bellte an Ser cngliih=
fran5oliihen Sront ernenert Die
iran5olilbc Sllfa1terie crgriff gcgell
Wiittag Die SffenIipe lnb grill 5ll
glciber 3cit sic 0eutihen Stelllrngeyl
bct Gombles lmo Nanconrt llno an=
berc Gertbeibigltlgslperfc in bcn
oortigcn @ebiet alt.
u9eurbotlid) BON Golnbles trltgell
mir urlere 2itlicn bis sur llntgebmng
bon sSregico1rt pnr llnb lla6ncll ocn
gan5cn 1tarf perld)an5tcl, 9obcn slpi=
ld)en Otelcm @eiler llno S5iigel 14S.
Gas Sort .Nancollrt lit ar1 in 1l1lere
Siroe gcfallen.
uSeltlih BON Ser 9etbnne StraBy
oeb1tten mir nnlere Stclllmgen bis 81
ciner Siefe bon etpa cinent &ilpnle,
ter BON Gpnbles bis nab 9oll1apeS.
ncs aus lnb llabnel1 norbotlid bic.
les 0orfcs eincll @iigel llnb gelang.
ten bis sum Siiooiten bon @iigel
1870. 8eiter liiblid 1lobmen ipt1
lnebrere 5biitengrahenlpltelne in
@c6iet 0es 9tprbfanals bon Der Sc.
tbune StraBe bis 5l1r CONNIE.
uGie 3abl scr lmperlplnoet sa
llolnnlcncll 8efangcl1cll iibcrltcial
400. sln Ser iibrigelt 5rollt fat lid
lticbts BON @ibtigfcit ereianet. abgc
lcben bon eillenl ctiuas lcbbaften slr
tilleriefanpf am rebtcn Maasufel
i'm @ebiet BON galtr=G6apitre ltnb 8,
Gbeltois.> ltnicre slerpplane marie.
am Spnntag $50 9o1nben auf 81,
Stationcn 5anL &omblelr llno Wa
llencpltrt.
Slt i6rem Observation-Disclosures
riGt neloet bic fran5oiiicbc Seeres
lcitnng bob all Ser. Gerolln-iSron
oltlid) Scr Waaas sic Icmtlbc,l Spnu
tuaabeno eillen slngriff in Ser gtab
bes &apitelpalbes ma1tell, Der ie
bo6 crfolglos geapeien iei.
Gnris, 26. Sept. (t2 llbr II
asalbn) Iie Iran5oier iebten lett
ssacbt i6re slnariffe llorolirb SC
Sommc fort, eroberten oas eans
Der taÌˆgliche Demokrat. [volume] (Davenport, Iowa) 186?-1918, 1916-09-27
altine ariegsna6ri0tell.
Ser 5eppelin ansriff ppn 9sontas
9sad)t.
Gin tpeiterer britilder
81 a =, !. II

9tad)t.
Gin peiterer britilher
8eri6t.
2pnbpn, 26. Sept. .Mebrere
feinblide 2uftldiife, ipabrl9einlid
lcd)s,, beiuebten i'm 2aufe ser 9ladt Sic
liibliden ltno noroDifliden 8rafl6afz
ten. 8on1ben ipllrben in ben l1DrbIiden
grafIdaften abselporfen; bon ntebre<
ren Steuen lpuroen Menl6enperllllte
lnb ancb ga6ldaben beridtet. slusz
fiibrlibe Melbunsen lino nnd nidt.
eingetrpffen."
9fad 3cebriisse.
geHrIin, bra6tlps iiber gabpillc,
26. Sept. Mah einer Mittbeilltne Ser
1lebcrlee : Nadri1tenagertur bon ge=
tern lit gonntas Ser boldnbil1c
9aupfer 9atapier 2. bon eincm pclltz
ldcn Iallbboot scfapert llno nah
3eebriiaee gebradt ipprpen; ber9u,n%
pier befa,1b lid auf Der Sabrt nod
2onbon nit ether aus 8anngltt be-
ltebcnbcn 2ubling. Inter Sen 38 YaIS
Iasieren befanbeu lieb bier 6uiicn, bie
anldeinenb aus einem @efangencnlaz
ger entfpmnen tparen.
9iiidtrttt Saso,u's.
2onb 0 II, %. Sept. Ser Mn1lterz
banner &nrrelponbent Der ggdan9e gez
learapb CO. ipiu erfabren baben, baB
Der Hiiftrttt bes beltle5en Staatslefre-
tdrs bes MeuBern @nttlieb bon sSagoip
naGc bepprltebc. aranfbeit tpirb als
@rnnb algegeben. (?)
Gcrihmerscn be,t c@rlmit.
8crlin, iiber 2onoon, 26. Sept.
Sic Serliner 3eitltueen nebmen BEN
&erluit bon 5lpei 3eppelinen Bel Ben.
leeten 9uftansriff auf gnglanb NIT
pbilpippbilcber 8ube bin. Sic &reuss
5eitl1ns erDntert furS Die MDalidfeit,
pab sic gnsldnber pieIIeid)t ben etnen
Der bcruntereebplten 3eppeline, lplr
der niht 9anslid SerltDrt ipllroc, als
Wlpbell pcrlpcnben fDnntet, beriuirft
barm aber bieicn @ebanfen angelidts
I Ser Sbotlabe, bab Sranfreid lhon
llanee i'm Belts cines eefansen 9enoms
menen Seppelins lei, obne bisber i,nz
ltal,be gcluc}en gu leil1, banad 2uftz
I6iffe 81 ballen.
Gitglanhs Sd)nlb.
Scr III. brabtlos iiber Gappillc
26. Sept Mad) 8erid)ten aus 2uye,nz
burg bat bic Srase ST 2cbensmittelperz
|lprsllna pcs GroBber5pgtbums 5u III
Itieer 9cbattcn I'M Experimentation
ITarlomcnt sefiibrt, lpic Sic l1ebericcz
Gadridtella9cntur an Montag bcrid)s
tet. GENERALIZATION @cller erfldrte Of.
lien beraus. bic Gdlpicrigfeiten iibel
Sic @eriprsllns Ser 9cpDlferung mi
2ebensmitteln lei allf sic @eiacrunl
|gnglanps 5uriicf5afiibreu, Sic Ginfllb,
bon 2ebensmitteln Slt 9eltatten. lelbl
|penn sic @ertbeiluns perlelben Gcr=
4 tretcrn scr Ser. Staatcn llnterltebel
Hottie.
/ Sabaf fonfissirt.
i Mtb c II, iiber 2pnbon, 26. Sept
i Sabaf I'M 8ertb bon $15,000,000
|oappn $2,000,000 amerifanilbeu Sc
Ieuidaftcn seboris, iuiro bon ben 8ul
}saren aus ben 2aserbduiern Beg See
bafens &apala nah Bent Snneren be
f6rbert. Ser amerifanilc)e Gcianbte il
IMtben, Garrett 9roppers, bat Die bul
|sarilhe Meaieruna criudts lie n0se 81
! @rlaubnib ertbeilen, baB Der slmerita
J|uern sebDrenbe Eabaf rad sltben se
! EIlhafft lperbe.
4 9cntidc spsialiten unb Der &rics.
q NJ it er am, 26. Sept. (l1ebe
2onbpu.) Cine 8erliner Meloung be
liagt: S,t ci,em, allf ben Harteitag Sc
y |bcutiden Sosialbcmpfraten NIT 25
.Iacgu fiinf Stimmen angenomnene
'@eldlub iuirb erfldrt. oab bas Safer
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Der taÌˆgliche Demokrat. [volume] (Davenport, Iowa) 186?-1918, 1916-09-27
Sente miro Der 6pmpatbit= =GenerQlltrtit in
9iem Sort ieinen MnfQng nebueu.
1eute iouen, tpie Die Uiibrer bebampten, 100000
1tmtom Mrbeiter Die Mrbeit nieoerlegcn.
9as lei Der anans Dorssu nno 6reitas oen meere un=
herttanleno folgen.
Die arbeiHbrer paen eincn pbGsrn saanb
Gcp Yprfs Dnrdieben

bas gelin9en
@opernor gSbtntan gcscn auerorbentlde
Sitg Der 2e9i5latr @ber ilr @rtB eeicbcs
serdtlde gelegung Stigfeen piihcn I6ctseben
Mrbetern bprreibt Eaben gipn ghicaao
gr 8abreoen scr
Gobernor saates 9iep o ur o Senofrae llerlabli
CHARLES Sebes ebt iene abfe5usse bur G6io erfolsrei
fort.
Der taÌˆgliche Demokrat. [volume] (Davenport, Iowa) 186?-1918, 1916-09-27

Ne9en bier an, bielt einen cine Stunbl
pdbrenoen gmpfang ab, 6ierllad einl
fltr5e Jieoe in elmer 9roBeu slutompbill
Sabrtf uno lpdter cine lingere bo1
elner groBen @crianunlllng inn @alenl
tine Sbeater. g3ah cinenr IufentbaI|
bon 3112 Stlnpen IeBte er hie NeilJ
lldd) Glepelanb, 9, fort.
Graiibemt @ilipn lpa int staat gsen
gprf 8ablreben baltem.
yong granh, &c. s., 26. Gept
als GrgebniB eiter &onfcren5 sipiIdet
ErdIipcnt @ilIpn uno 9iic6ter sarnue
Scaburt, Dem hempfratilcten @pper:
l1or5 &anoioaten III Gcp gprf, ipiri
errrartet, oab Ser Graltbent in Sci
nadplten 8odlcn cine ODER lncbrere Sic;
Den in gielp 9orf balten miro. 81
lpllrnc DEM Eraiioentcn flar ae11ae)t
oaB es fin Die Semofratea oriuae11i
nptbpenoig 1T, ben Gtaat Reip gpr
5u gepinnen uuo besbalb lolltcn ton
5entrirte anltrengungen genladt iucr
Der Aep -Airn9eheftt Reip glorfs Sc
pempfrutiI6en Stalppl1nft bollig fla
! 5lt inaden. gsnt. S. Mc@ontbs, Ser Sc
n1pfratil6e &anhibat fir guuoesleun
tor, miro beu Erdiibcnten in einiael
| Saaen be1uclen.
Der taÌˆgliche Demokrat. [volume] (Davenport, Iowa) 186?-1918, 1916-09-27
Bon Der Oftttont.
&crgcblidc slnsriffc bcr Nniicm.
9cmtidjcr 9rid)t.

@crlin, iiber 2onbpl, 26. Sept.
Son Der rlliiilben Sront meloet ner
9cltern allsgcaebene @criht ber
bcuti6cn &eereslcitung:
Der taÌˆgliche Demokrat. [volume] (Davenport, Iowa) 186?-1918, 1916-09-27

Gcidutc inb upbl idpn engctrnfn in Nabc
suc nb na gGonae enpli Sic nddc Nabe bon gonbes
9efonncn sic dtpelgcn prbcntld in sessnad5rdten.
nut Inb anac gapamc,
Dnncn tic berlaIn Mud Wasbpnien Sron
bic auien Ge9e, Bic bugarde t pibcrlcgt
@rednmo miro upb ebr balo Ser @ob gebodeno
egencn Srbe Sete rea eintreten
Der taÌˆgliche Demokrat. [volume] (Davenport, Iowa) 186?-1918, 1916-09-27
gclesrapbiide ssuti5cu.
26. Septen,ber.

Q salebaIl. Sn Ser americ a II
2enaue:
aein Spiel anselaat.
ssn Ser M a t pna 2eaaue::
Cincinnati 2. 8bilaoelpbiu 8.
9sittsb,,rs 0. 1; Bolton 3, 2.
Chicago 1, 8ropflpn A.
ct. 2puis I. Stein Dorf s.
- Sic q. 9. gimcs preoist sescn
sen MaNenbab, lpenn sic Sloen in gc%
trabt fommeu, llno preoigt beu. 8aiz
lenbab, lpcnu es sic Seutlben trifft.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1916-06-24

says Hiram, "cuz I've jest put three lbs
into this sack"
Then Hen got up from his checker
game in disgust and went and lookd
into His sack and begin to holler and
laff SO that he couldn't explain what he
was laffin at for several minnits
why you blamed fool" says Hen,
there's a hole in the bottom of your
sack and you've been putin the packajes
into the top and they've been comm out
the bottom l''
Everybuddy in the store 1aft at Hiram
until he got Madden a wet hen. He
throwd the sack on the floor and
marched outen the store carryin his
groceries, in his arms and sayin that
there was stitch thing as carryin a joke
to blamed fur and that hereafter he
caikilated he would deal elsewhere than
at Hen Weathersbys store
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1916-06-24
EDDYTORIUL ON "PERPAR-
EDNESS."
EDNESS.'

Cy Hoskins one of OH most re-
SPECIFIED citizens & also one of the
richest being as Cy owns 2 farms.
has money in the bank and holds
mortgages on property owned by
widders & orhngs, made trip to
the co seat last wk and brung home
a city paper which he says has a
turrible strong eddytoriul in it on
Preparedness
Cy he askt us why he diddent
dash off a eddytoriul on "Perpar-
edness" and we told him we would
and thankd him for the sujjest-
shion being as we are turrible hard
put to it at times to think UP a
subieck to write eddytoriul about.
If city papers is printing eddytori-
uls on Preparedness" we don't
perpose to let EN- git ahed of us
enny so well do likewise so here
goes
Preparedness" is a good thing
as we look at it and we cant have
too mutch of same in our midst.
In fackt as we look around US
here in Bingville its Our hunbel
opinyun that there amt as mulch
Preparedness" in this lokality as
there ort to be and we can think
I'D several cases where there ort
to of been more.
Take Ransom Smiley who lives
at the upper end of town for in
stants. Ramse amt newer per-
pared for ennytfir1k. When cold
wether comes he don't newer have
emmy winter wood cut and as re-
suit he dogblame near freezes to
deth afore he can git emmy ahead.
Ramse is allus behind with his
plantin and bel1int with everything
else. Last spring he started to bid
hisse1f a barn and before he could
git the roof on it the snow begin
to fly. Seems like hes allus beflint
like ole cows tail.
But Ramse amt the only one
that amt allus prepared in Bing-
vile. Wk afore last Mrs. Gale
Hooker presented her husband
with a pair of twins whereas Mr.
& Mrs. Gale wassent expecting
twins a tall In fackt twins was
farthest from their thorts and
Mrs. Hooker had guvvernd herself
according. AS a result she diddent
have emmy baby clothes except for
one individual baby as we might
say, not eny cradle that would hold
two babies either for that matter
SO Gale had to scour around town
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1916-06-24

stranger tall-it was nobuddy of en-
ny consequence except old Bill Seaver
from down Snake Bend way Come
agin, Bill-we are al!us glad to see you
pass through.
Lem Brown says the crows has been
pulling up his corn in his cornfield back
of town and for the past five nights
Lem has set up at the edge of the
cornfeld with a loaded shotgun in his
hands but so far he amt shot no crows
and we don't calkilate he will being as
in our opinyun crows don't theeve
mulch at nights. Unless we be good
cal mistaken crows amt what you might
call nocturnal.
Mrs. Samanthy Gookins has our best
thanks for a handsome roobarb pie
which she left on our desk whilst we
was out with her compliments which
we ct at one setting with great gusto.
It was delishus. Come agin Samanthy
whether you bring pie with you or
not
Jim Peterson had steer to die on
his hands one day last wk. The fool
critter wallSt In old stone quarry in
the pastcher and fell about 20 # break
Ing its neck. Jim says that's what the
critter gifts for not watchin where it
was going.
Hank Dewberry one of our most
dooless & good for nothink citizens
amt got job for the summer as yet
Hank says it's now gittin so late in the
season that he ca1lki1ates he might as
well wait until fall to try to git a
Job.
We was a good cal elated one day
last wk. when Task Hawkins dropped
into the Boogie offs and planked down
a doller on our desk which paid I'd his
subscripshion to Aug. Is, 1901 Thanks.
Jasp. Small conterbooshions reed. with
great cheer
Miss Milly Underwood sung a solo
in the church choir last Sabbath morn
ing at church service and done real well
with the excepshion of one high note
which she couldn't reach and where
her voice cracked for a minnit. Out
side of that Milly sung beautiful
Simon Whittacre painted the lattice
work on his back piazzer last wk. Sine
begin at the top and worked down.
He says he worked down purity fast
but in spite of that when he had paint
ed down to the floor blamed if there
wassent big puddle of green paint
which had run down ahead of him.
Slime says a Teller has to git up purity
early in the morning to git ahead of
green paint espeshia1ly when it's as thin
as that green paint was The reason
Slime made his paint SO thin was to
make it last longer.
Dad Henderson reed. his penshion
last wk or at least that's what we was
told on good othoritty. A wk. or two
ago Dad promist us faithful that after
he got his next penshion money he
would settle with US up to date for his
subscripshion. Now we'll see if he's a
man of his word He amt ushually,
but we trust he will be in this case.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1916-06-24

and borry a extry cradle for the
extra baby.
Then there's Anne Hillyer, our
talented 1oryer, legal lite, J. of
the P. notary and ct cetery too
numerous to mentchion. Every
buddy admits that Anne is a smart
man and yit he was almost flabber-
gasted last wk. when the intrust on
his mortgage fell due whereas he
had went & forgot all about it. AS
a result Anne wassent prepared to
pay the intrust and has been jump
round like a ole hen with her
head cut off ever sinst tryin to
scrape up the money frome some
buddy else on his note but under
the circumstances Afne's note don't
pear to carry mulch convickshion
with it and as we go to press we
understand he amt suckseeded in
raising the money yet.
Tother day Lem Brown was
drivin his old bay mare down st
at a walk Lem was nearly asleep
in the buggy and the old bay mare
was likewise. All of suddint the
wind blows a ole newspaper acrost
the road under her feet and she
jumped and started to ruin with
stitch Whence that she jerked the
buggy clean out from under Lem
who fell in the road with turrible
Whence on his head and thort for
n1in11it that he had went & broke
his fool neck. AS for the mare she
diddent stop running until she was
half way up Teck Hill two miles
west where she give out and was
ketched by Bill Winslow, who was
comm into Bingvi1le. The buggy
was busted up a dood cal. Now
this wouldn't of happend if Lem
had been prepared instid of dozin
as he drub along.
Preparedness" is turrible
good thing and we trust that these
examples we have gave as per
above will teach our subscribers to
cultivate it in the fucl1ure moren
l7ev have did in the past.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1916-06-24
Emergency for Doc

Doc Livermore Our human speshualist
& horse veterinary was a awful bizzy
man last Tuesday night and diddent git
a wink of sleep until about daylight next
morning.
Jest as Doc was reddy to retire IL
Hatch who lives three miles west on the
co seat road cald for Doc to attend to
his ii yr old son Sammy When Doc
arrove Sammy was in turrible pain and
was dubbed up likt a summer squash.
Mrs. Hatch told Doc that she did
dent think it could be ennythink that
Sammie had ct to make hisself so sick
being as he haddent ct bite of supper
and all he ct before supper was II
green appels. Doc said he wouldn't be
surprised if it was the appels that had
made him sick SO Doc give him one dose
of medisin after another for three hours
and Sammy begin to git better. Sammy
must have a awful strong construction
to stand II green appels and Doc Liver
more's medisin on top of EN-.
Well. when Doc got back home at l
a. m. there was Lem Buzzell waitin for
Doc attend q sick house f~- him SD
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1916-06-24
L.aff Was on Hiram

Hiram Wilkins playd a good joke on
hisseif down to Hen Weatherbys store
tother evg. Hiram went into the store
and told Hen he wanted a ib of prunes
a Id of nails lb of sugar & lb of
coffee SO hen he done up the four pax
ajes seperate and Hiram started to put
EN- into short-sack which he had brung
along to carry EN- home in whilst Hen
resoomed his game of checkers with
Hold Slocomb.
Did you gimme two lbs of prunes
instid of one like l askd for?" says Hi
ram. mo I diddent," says Hen, II give
you one ID and that's all" well, by gra-
chious," says Hiram, q thort I did put
/ lb into this sack, but heres another
one"
A spell after that Hiram he speaks I'D
agin and says, ''Hen, what in tarnashion
did you go and give me 3 lbs of sugar
for whereas all l wanted was one lb
Why don't you give custummers what
they ask for?" Il diddent give you
three ID of suggar-I give you only one
h.. says Hen. ''You didde-+ neither .
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1916-06-24
Personal Squibs

Personals amt what you might calf
very plentiful this wk. Nobody don't
seem to be doing nothing of emmy con-
sequence as far as we can ascertain.
Seth Dewberry our lion hearted town
constubble says he cant remember
when things was ever as dull in the
constubble line in Bingvi11e Seth says
he wishes somebuddy would assault him
SO he could make a arrest & assert his
othoritty.
The old tumbeld down fence in front
of Bill Sims house on Main st. is a
eyesore to everybuddy in Bingvil1e es-
peshially to strangers who passes
through our midst You would mach
eriy think that Bill would spunk up
and bid him a new fence if he had
emmy pride tall but he Amt
Tother day while Malachi Smith was
scattering past Yves Woodruff's resi-
dence Wesses ya1ler cur snuk up behint
Malachi and fastend its teeth in the
caff of his leg. Malachi kicked at the
dog missing it and kicking a hitching
post smashing two toes SO that he
walks with limp. Malachi warnd
Yves that unless he desired to have
that dog kid he'd better keep him tide.
Muskeeters was a turrible pest in
church last Sunday espeshially over in
the amen corner where its quite dark.
Deacon Butterworth who set there fit
EN- and fit EN- until Rev. Moore reached
his ninethly, then the Deacon give a
snort and clapd on his hat and went
home in disgust. The Deacon says it
takes more christchian SPIRIT to 1issen
to the gospil and fife muskeeters at the
same time. 1t wouldent be a bad idee
to put screens into the church winders
through the summer season when mus
keeters is so thick We motifs that the
congregation has been purity slim for
the past few Sundays and we ca1kilate
muskeeters is the reason.
These is all the Personal Squibs''
we can think up at this writing. More
next wk.--or a non whichever the case
may be.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1916-06-24
Ice Cream Sat. Night

This is to notify the young folks and
old folks too for that matter that ex-
peckt to serve ice cream in my store
next Satterday evg until closing up time
I have bought me a new Ice cream
freezer and next Saturday me and my
which we will serve along with cake &
drinl<in water. The drinlin water is free
but will haft to charge you for the ice
cream & cake at the rate of 10 cts per
dish or 8 dishes for quarter and cts
for big hunk of cake.
Come and bring your best girls with
you boys to this ice cream carnival.
HEN WEATHERSBY
Bingville. PROP GENERAL STORE