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Metropolis weekly gazette. (Metropolis, Ill.) 1???-19??, 1916-01-28
LACK OF MONEY ~
Was a Godsepd, In This Case.

It ia not always that lack OF money
10 a benefit.
A lady in Ark. owes her health to
the fact that she could not pay In
advance the fee demanded by spe-
cialist to treat her for stomach trou-
BILE. In telling of her case she says:
II had been treated by four different
physicians during 10 years of stomach
trouble. Lately | called on another
who told me he could not cure me:
that had neuralgia of the stomach.
Then went to a specialist who told
me / had catarrh OF the stomach and
said he could cure me in four months,
but would have to have his money
down. 1 could not raise the neces-
sary. sum and in my extremity was
led to quit coffee and try Postum.
THE results have been magical. I
now sleep well at night, something ]
had not done for long time; the pain
in my stomach is gone and | am q
different woman.
Every time had tried to stop cof-
fec I,suffered from severe headaches,
so l continued to drink it, although /
had reason to believe it was injurious
TO me. But when had Postum to
shift to IL was different.
ITO my surprise / did not miss cof-
fec when began to drink Postum.
Coffee had been steadily and surely
killing me and l didn't fully realize
what was. doing it until quit and
changed to Postum" Name given by
Postum Co. Battle Creek, Mich.
Postum comes. in two forms: =
4 Postum ycereal-the original form
must be. we'll boiled. 15c and 25c pack
ages. -.
Instant Postum--a soluble powder
dissolyes quickly in a. cup Of hot wa
ter, and, with cream and sugar. makes
= delicious beverage instantly. zoe
and soc tins.
Both kinds are equally -dqlicioaa
and cost about the game per cup.
There's q Reason" for Postum.
sold by GrocorA
Metropolis weekly gazette. (Metropolis, Ill.) 1???-19??, 1916-01-28
McPhee's REIMBURSEMENT.

An Irishman named McPhee lived IN
a shanty that stood in field near .
main highway. out of Kansas City.
The foundations of the shanty were
lower than the road, through which
ran a big water main. AS the living
floor of the llace was raised on posts
to make it level with the highway, ~
left a large cellar underneath, where
McRhee kept a dozen hens.
One day the water main burst, food
ed the cellar and drowned the hens,
Thereupon McPhee entered claim fors
damages against the city. After much
delay, influential friends succeeded ins
getting thirty dollars ip settlement oa
his claim.
I've got me money!" shouted the
old man to hts next door neighbor.
"Glad to hear that" was the reply
"and how much was it, Mcphee?"
Thirty dollars" Is. ~ - .
And phwat are We goin' to do with
the money! = ~. @ss . ~
I'm goin' tor buy thirty.tdoflarss
worth, of ducks said, MePhee,-e
Youths Companion. ''
Metropolis weekly gazette. (Metropolis, Ill.) 1???-19??, 1916-01-28
MINES BY NO MEANS STUFFT
Underground Visitor Is Conscious OF
a Sweep of Air Against Him
at All Times.

To the layman the thought of the
miner In the :sstuffv2' mine is rather
an uncomfortable one, AS a matter
of fact, the miner breathes more pure.
air during working. .hougs than the
operatives in most mills and. factories
Necessity and state law alike reri.
quire that every tunnel shall be par
alleied with an air shaft--a monkey,
it is called in the parlance of the
mines. The. law requires tho com
pan4ea,to pump, into. the mines zoo
cubic feet ef.aIr q minute for every
man J and $780, cubic feet for every
mule. In the farthest reaches of these
underground tunnels the visitor is con-
Bcious of a sweep of air against him
at all times.
The temperature in the mines nee
essarily varies with that of the sur
face, for the immense shafts take the
air from the outside and force it
down In q continuous stream. Natu-
rally all chambers are run through
solid coal wherever possible, and the
parallel air shafts, which are about
six feet high, contribute their share
In many cases to the output OF the
mine. OF course, to be- effective, the,
mir must be given complete circula-
ton, and the continual thrush of pure
al from the outside has its use also
in minimizing gas explosions and re-
moving dangerous gases rapidly.
Metropolis weekly gazette. (Metropolis, Ill.) 1???-19??, 1916-01-28
BILIOUS, HEADACHY,
SICK 'CASCARETS'
Gently cleanse your liver and
sluggish bowels while
you sleep.
Get a 10-cent box.

Sick headache, biliousness, diEzfs
ness. coated tongue, foul taste and foul
breath-always trace them to torpid
liver: delayed, fermenting food IN the
bowels or sour, gassy stomach.
= Poisonous matter clogged in the IN
testines, instead of being cast ont
of the system is re-absorbed into the
blood. When this poison reaches tbs,
delicate brain tissue 1t causes con-
gestion and that dull, throbbing, sick
ening headache.
Cascarets immediately cleanse the
stomach, remove the sour undigeste6
food and foul gases, take the excess
bile from the liver and carry out all
the constipated waste matter and
poisons in the bowels.
A Cascaret tonight will surely
straighten you out by morning. They
work while you sleep-a Decent box
from: your druggist means your head
clear, stomach sweet and your liver
and bowels regular for months. Adv
Metropolis weekly gazette. (Metropolis, Ill.) 1???-19??, 1916-01-28

Construction of Parachute Camera.
era aloft for a considerable period. In
order to keep the objeetive,iens point
ed steadily In the right direction, a
small gyroscope Is provided. 1t ia
said that the maximum turning move
ment is SO nicely checked by the gyro
that the swing does not exceed an arc
OF one degree.
Plates seven inches square can be
handled by the camera, and pictures.
can be taken from a height of nearly
1,700 feet, with a field or arc of vision
OF quite so degrees. The modus op-
erandi Ia both ample and Ingenious.
On the march the whole outfit, weigh
ing about $50 pounds, is borne by
special carriage. Part Of the equip
ment is launching frame, which
guides the rocket at the time of its
flight from the ground. The vehicle
Is equipped with range finder. Arriv-
ing at the point OF operations the
range finder determines the direction
and the angle at which the rocket IL
to be started on its Journey. The
gyroscope Is set spinning by means
of weighted cord, which is unwound
from the shaft of that device. With
this little wheel spinning the rocket
is ready for its trip aloft.
The rocket is ignited electrically by
means OF light cable from distance
OF 300 feet. The initial discharge cuts
loose the heavy weight, which sets
the gyro spinning, The second cleo
trical impulse ignites the. rocket
charge and starts the missile skyward.
In about eight seconds an altitude OF
1000 feet is reached, Shortly before
the maximum elevation is attained an
electropneumatic contact at the top
OF the hood-shell operates the shutter
and simultaneously frees the para
chute. AS soon as the parachute ex-
pands the rocket parts-the three sec.
lions of which the apparatus is com
posed being connected by a line thirty
odd feet long. s -
Immediately under the parachute, as
II floats in the air. is suspended the
hood-shell containing the camera, and
at the end of the line are hung the
body Of the rocket and the vaned
guide-rod. AS the whole equipment
settles earthward the guide-rod strikes
the ground first, and by thus light
ening the load on the parachute the
camera descends slowly SO that !. it
can be either caught or brought to
rest on the earth without lar.
!. The whole affair presents but
very small target; it reaches its maxi
mum altitude I'M far too brief a span
to BIO interfered with by gunfire; and
even for the time of its downward
drift is too short for effective prac-
tice ON the part of the enemy's marks
men. All that is necessary is to wait
until the breeze or wind blows from
the foes direction so that the rocket
camera win be brought back to its
friends. @
Metropolis weekly gazette. (Metropolis, Ill.) 1???-19??, 1916-01-28
A n u II / C!
The Newest Discovery in Chemistry

simply ask for a 50-cent package of
"Anuric'' manufactured by DIR. Pierce.
or even write Or. Pierce for a large
trial package tl0c). II you suspect
kidney or bladder trouble. send him q
.sample. Of your water and describe
symphonic, pr. Pierces chemist will
exa6hhe II tfen Or. Pierce will report
10 you WITHOUT fee or charge.
! +. NOTE. -" Anuric" is thirty-seven
times more active than nth.a in clint
mating uric acid. and is harmless but
reliable, chemical compound that may
be safely given TO children, but should
DO used only by grown.ups who actu-
ally wish TO restore their kidneys to
perfect. health. By conscientiously
using one box-or more in extreme
cases-as "Anuric" thanks to DIR.
Pieree's achievement) is by far the
most perfect kidney and bladder cor.
rector obtainable.
Metropolis weekly gazette. (Metropolis, Ill.) 1???-19??, 1916-01-28

This IL a recent dirovers''of Or.
Pierce. who Is head OF the Invnlids'
Hotel and Surgical Institute al Buffalo,
". Y. Experiments at DR.. Pierce's
Hospital for several years proved that
there is no other elimlnntor of uric
acid that can be compared to It. For
those easily recognized symptoms OF
niiammation--as backache,- scalding,
urine and frequent urlnaeiofi.' as we'll
as sediment In the urine. or X URIC
acid IN the blood has -sAnskf rfedfha.
tism, II is simply. wendesfvl .bow surg.
ly "Anuric" acts The best OF Results are
always obtained In cases OF acute
rheumatism in the joints. In gravel
and govt. and invariably the .palas and
stiffness which 80 frequently and per-
sistently accompany the disease rap
idly disappear.
Go to your nearest drug store and
Metropolis weekly gazette. (Metropolis, Ill.) 1???-19??, 1916-01-28

I kept getting worse. Ny limbs from
my ankles to- my knees swelled and
my eyes, weras so sW6neAta that Z
couldn't see. AS a last hope Thoughts
1 would give boddy Kidney, Pllls "A.
trial.. I gradually Improved and kept
on taking. them and they curedsrns-
thoroughly"
-.Dodds Yianey Pills, Stopper box as-
your, dealer or .Dodd's Medicines Cog
Buffalo, My. Dodd's Dyspepsia Tab,
let's for Indigestion Rave been proved
soc per box.--Ady.. ;sa. siss.8g' .
Metropolis weekly gazette. (Metropolis, Ill.) 1???-19??, 1916-01-28
TAKE SALTS TO FLUSH
KIDNEYS IF BACK HURTS
Says Too Much Meat Forms Uric AcId
Which Clogs the Kidneys and
lrrltates the Bladder.

Most folks forget that the kidneys,
like tho bowels, get sluggish and clog
ged and need flushing occasionally,
else we have baokache and dull misery
in the kidney region, severe head
aches, rheumatic twinges. torpid liver.
acid stomach, sleeplessness and all
sorts of bladder disorders.
You simply must keep your kidneys
active and clean, and the moment you
feel an ache or pain Ia the kidney
region. get about four ounces OF Jad
Salts from any good drug store here,
take tablespoonful in glass of
water before breakfast for few days
and your kidneys Will then act fine.
This famous salts is made. from the
acid Of grapes and lemon, juice, COM
bined with lithia, and Is harmless TO
flush ologged kidneys and stimulate
them to normal activity. It also ineu-
tralizes the acids in the urine SO 1t
no longer irritates, thus ending blad-
der disorders.
Jad Salts Is harmless; inexpensive;
makes delightful effervescent lithia-
water drink which everybody should
take now and then to keep their kid
neys clean, thus avoiding serious COM
plications.
A well-known local druggist says he
cells lots OF Jad Salts to folks who be-
lieve In overcoming kidney trouble
while it is only trouble.-Adv.
4
Metropolis weekly gazette. (Metropolis, Ill.) 1???-19??, 1916-01-28
Surely Did His Best.

A philanthropic man visited a penal
institution and was permitted to. say
q few encouraging words to one of the
prisoners.
Il am afraid my poor man. said
the philanthropist that you didn't
mako the fight that you should have
made to save yourself" i. -,
oh, yes, did" was the quick re-
1oinder of the prisoner. II did my
level best" So. .a8
81 am afraid not" retorted the phi
lanthropist sighfully. Had you strug-
gled Just a little harder you, might
have been free man today"
Il couldn't have done any more,
mister" persisted the prisoner, sadly
shaking his head. 1T took seven cops
to take me to the station house, as 1t
was" . f,s,tAfs
Metropolis weekly gazette. (Metropolis, Ill.) 1???-19??, 1916-01-28
cauterizlnu Implements Used by Pare.

GauIeTizlng implements OSeu py rare
The railway and the automobile have
facilitated the transport of the wound
ed and ameliorated its attendant con-
ditions. Antiseptic. methods have
greatly diminished mortality and has
tened cure. In large armies, however,
the wounded may still, at times. be
too numerous to be properly treated.
Important progress has been made
during the present war, but still fur
Their Improvement is required The
ratio of dead to wounded has been
reduced from one-third to one-ffth.
A soldier represents a capital, a
value a force. /. His death or illness
is a loss for the whole nation. For
these as well as for humanitarian rea-
sons it is imperative to neglect no
means of restoring to health the citi.
zen who has risked his life in defense
of his country, ).
Metropolis weekly gazette. (Metropolis, Ill.) 1???-19??, 1916-01-28
Takinu No Chances.

What would you call a policewom-
an? A 'coppess' or a 'copette?'
Il wouldn't risk calling one any
thing. A chap called one 'dearie' the
other day and she arrested him for
flirting,'
Metropolis weekly gazette. (Metropolis, Ill.) 1???-19??, 1916-01-28
CARE FOR YOUR HAIR
Frequent shampoos With Cutfeura
Soap VIII Help You. Trial Free.

Precede shampoo by touches OF Gu
ticura Ointment II needed to spots
Of dandruff. itching and irritation of
the scalp. Nothing better for the COM
plexion. hair, hands or skin than
these super-creamy emolliehts. Also
as preparations for the toilet
FREQ sample each by mail with Book.
Address postcard, Cuticura, Dept. L,
Boston. Sold yerywhePes-Adv.
Metropolis weekly gazette. (Metropolis, Ill.) 1???-19??, 1916-01-28
English Women with the Armies.

AS far as can be ,aseertahed, there
are two groups OF English women
wearing khaki other than nurses. The
FIRST to do SO was the Women's Vol
unteer reserve. about six thousand In
number. who drill and help at cam
teens. The second is the wornen's' re-
serve ambulance. about three hundred
in numbers These are to some extent
recognized by the war Office. They
have been permitted to have o. IA. M
5. on their cars and they work ~ VA
rious military hospitals. They rneee
the troop trains every night and Ni6fUr
abort twenty-five hen TO the Y. M G.
T. QuaJtsrss
Metropolis weekly gazette. (Metropolis, Ill.) 1???-19??, 1916-01-28
Too Critical.

do you like the slippers I embroid-
cred for you. dear?"
They're lovely, pet, but I'm sorry
to say they don't fit" sa -
Il think you're a mean, horrid old
thing. and I'm going right home to
mother. You never appreciate any
thing try to do for you"
Metropolis weekly gazette. (Metropolis, Ill.) 1???-19??, 1916-01-28
Had an Unpleasant Sound.

Daughter Father. can take Q
postgraduate course in biology?
Her Dad--Dubiously--I don't know.
daughter. I'm afraid you'll be want.
Ing to buy too many things.
Metropolis weekly gazette. (Metropolis, Ill.) 1???-19??, 1916-01-28

have been blessed
with good health ever
since my cure. When
the doctors pronoun-
ced my case Bright'9
Disease ] was in such
a serious condition.
that they. could not
do ANYTHING for ms
Metropolis weekly gazette. (Metropolis, Ill.) 1???-19??, 1916-01-28
Aa to Az

There's no encouragement for real.
art In this country"
That Ia as 1t should ,be. The min
ute you encourage art, 1t becomes COM
mercial"
Metropolis weekly gazette. (Metropolis, Ill.) 1???-19??, 1916-01-28
Real Situation.

Count. can't live without you,
Miss Monnes
Miss Monne-Don't you mean,
count, that. you cannot live as you'd
like to without me?
Metropolis weekly gazette. (Metropolis, Ill.) 1???-19??, 1916-01-28
A comfortina Reflection.

I'm always thankful for one thing
yawned the bored banqueter. /.
What's that?' asked HE neigh
That womenfolk aren.. afflicted
with the after-dinner speech making
habit . Il sar 2 H
Metropolis weekly gazette. (Metropolis, Ill.) 1???-19??, 1916-01-28
CURED OF sRleHT's DISEASE.

3 Mrs. A. L. Crawford, Medfleld.,
Mass, writes: "Dodd's Kidney Pills.
cured me of Bright's Disease, and 4
am healthy and strong today and
Metropolis weekly gazette. (Metropolis, Ill.) 1???-19??, 1916-01-28

The Way of II.
Those two started to have q heart.
to.heart talk"
How did II end7''
In n hand.to-hand fight"
Metropolis weekly gazette. (Metropolis, Ill.) 1???-19??, 1916-01-28

An excellent cnlyert Is now made
OF interiocking sections OF concrete.
Metropolis weekly gazette. (Metropolis, Ill.) 1???-19??, 1916-01-28
TrfumphaI Knowledge.

Z ..;gli bet, dim, you can't tell me what
a polytliAc iz.' ~
!. en- bet gsII can"
'Whatis. .itTthen?" :
why, it;s al hospital for payross. q
course, stupid"
Metropolis weekly gazette. (Metropolis, Ill.) 1???-19??, 1916-01-28

Now York city has $4,000 club mem.
bers. -.
Metropolis weekly gazette. (Metropolis, Ill.) 1???-19??, 1916-01-28

Tho United States last year import
ed 27.562.361 pounds of black and
white pepper. valued at S2.S52.G65.
Metropolis weekly gazette. (Metropolis, Ill.) 1???-19??, 1916-01-28

Not Gray Hairs but Tired Eyes
make us iook older than va are Keep
your Eyes young and you will look young
After the Movies Murine Your Eyes. Don't
tell your age. Murine Eye Remedy Co.
Chicago. Sends Eye Book on request
Metropolis weekly gazette. (Metropolis, Ill.) 1???-19??, 1916-01-28
Only One "BpoMo ourSrSE.

To get III. genuine. call fer fall nsms. LANA
TIYk nRoHO QUtSINE. Lock Ter sisnaiufs
II l. w. CRovE- Cares Cod Ia one Dsg. age
Metropolis weekly gazette. (Metropolis, Ill.) 1???-19??, 1916-01-28
THIS 10 the AGE OF YOUTH.

You will look ten years younger II yon
darkon POUR ugly. grizzly. gray BARS By
Metropolis weekly gazette. (Metropolis, Ill.) 1???-19??, 1916-01-28

The ounce came from Crete.
Metropolis weekly gazette. (Metropolis, Ill.) 1???-19??, 1916-01-28

III VIII Is never easy.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1916-06-12
Social Calendar

Mr.. and Mrs. W. P. Robinson
give dance at Country club for
Miss Gwend0Ien Fculke and Mr..
Dudley Gates.
Miss Juliet Nusbaum gives even
ing party for Miss Berniee Wilt
shire Of indianapolis.
In honor of Miss Bernice Wilt
shire, Miss Mildred Nusbaum gives
afternoon party.
Professor Fred Hicks gives
second Of series of recitals in high
school auditorium.
Alumni luncheon at Earlham
college.
Class OF 1896 gives dinner at
Eariham college.
Mrs. Edward Dye entertains
members OF U. C. T. Social club.
Mrs. Harry Darnell entertains
members Of Nonpariel club.
Home Economic Study class
meets with the Mesdames Lands.
Aid society West Richmond
Friends church meets at Com
munity House.
Whitewater Friends church aid
society meets at the church.
Princess card club meets.
Ice cream social given by Young
Mems Baraca Bible class Of
Second Presbyterian church on
lawn.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1916-06-12
baum, Miss Wiltshire returns home
Thursday.

Among the important nuptial events
Of the week Is the wedding OF Mr.. Ray
mond Thompson Myrick. son of Mr..
and Mrs. Layton Myrick. North Flew
enth street, and Miss Marguerite
Doan. daughter Of Mrs. Miriam Nc
Divitt, which will be solemnized Sat
urday morning at o'clock at the
home OF the brides mother, South
Twelfth street The ceremony will
be pronounced by the Rev. Francis
fAnscombe Of the South Eighth street
Friends church and the ring ceremony
will be used. The young people will
leave for Whiting, Indiana, near
Chicago, where Mr.. MyTick will have
charge Of a large laboratory OF the
Standard OIL company.
Members of the family and few
intimate friends will be In attendance.
The young people are prominent here
and have a host of friends to wish
them happiness. Several pleasant
social functions have been given for
the bride-elect, who is an accom-.
plished musician.
Complimenting Miss Bernice Wilt.
shire of Indianapolis, Miss Louise
| Mather viii give party this even.
ing. The guests will attend the
movies" after which refreshments
! viii be served at Prices The party
| will include Misses Bernice Wiltshire,
Juliet Nusbauna, Mildred Nusbaum,
i Janet Seeker, Helen Eggemeyer, Es-
tella Knode, Corinne Nusbaum, Louise
| Mather, Nessrs William Weed, John
| Crawford, Ralph Nicholson, Clarence
Porter, George Tarkelson, Vaughn
| Chamness, Harold Brown and Russell
Parker.
An ice cream social will be given
by the Young Mems Baraca Bible
class of the Second Presbyterian
:, church on the church lawn. Tuesday
evening, June 49,. The proceeds will
be used to send two delegates to the
national convention of the Worldwide
Baraca-Phileathea Union, Minneapolis
MINI. Your patronage will be appre
ciated.
Miss Augusta Mering Of Indian
apolis is the guest of Mrs. H. S
Clarke, North Thirteenth street.
Miss Esther Griffin White, writing
to the Sunday Indianapolis Star from
Chicago, says:
Mrs. Ida Finney Mackrille of Califor
MIA, one Of the leading speakers in the
/ suffrage conferences in Chicago, anc
a prominent woman politician, is the
guest of her sister, Mrs. William B
Campbell, of Richmond. Mrs. Mack
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1916-06-12

The second of a series of violin re
citals will be given Tuesday evening
at the high school auditorium when
Frederick K. Hicks, assisted by Miss
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1916-06-12

Mabel Moran, contralto. win present
number Of pupils In violin recital.
The program + as follows:
Traum der Sennerin, Op. IS. .Labitsky
Noel Deem.
Idyile. Op 25s Won Wilm
Alice Goodwin.
Toreador Song. from Carmen. Bizet
Richard Mansfield.
Menuet In G. No. Beethoven
Mozeu Hunter.
Concerto. No. !. D. Major. Seitz
First Two Movements
Allegro Allegretto
Emma Fetta
Berceuse Jarnefelt
Roland Keys
Polish Mazurka Trinkaus
Florence McMahan
Serenade, op. 3.... ~ Herbert
Walter Anderson
Herbst Sturm, Autumn Gale. .Grieg
Miss Moran
Melody In G Minor. I'D. Agostino
Russell Beck
Serenade Badine ........... Marie
Inez Hough
GaYott6 GosSec
Paul Swain
Mazurka, No. 2......Ha esche
Mary Parks
Concerto, No. Z. A Minor. Rode
First Movement-Allegro
Neya Bowman
Gavotte, No. 2, op. 3D.. Pepper
Mary Jones
Concerto, No. %, G Major. -. .Viotti
First Two Movements
Allegro-Adagio
Helen Rethmeyer
For the pleasure of Miss Marguerite
Doan, who will be married on Sat
urday to Mr.. Raymond Thompson
Myrick, Mrs. Roy Porter and Miss
Ruth Peltz gave a prettily appointed
luncheon today at o'clock In the
ordinary at the Hotel Westcott. Snap
dragons and other flowers were in
evidence in the table appointments.
The place cards were ornamented with
flowers. Covers were laid for Misses
Florence Bond, Gertrude Bartel. Mar.
guerite Doan, Ruth Peltz, Alice Lan.ng
and Mrs Roy Porter.
A number Of pleasant social func.
lions will be given this week for Miss
Bernice Wiltshire of Indianapolis, who
Is the guest of Miss Juliet Nusbaum
This evening Miss Louise Mather en-
tertains with a movie" party. On
Tuesday evening Miss Juliet Nusbaun
entertains with an informal party fol
her guest and In the afternoon of the
same day Miss Mildred Nusbaum en-
tertains at her home, North Thir
teenth street. Wednesday afternoon
an informal party will be given fol
Miss Wiltshire by Miss Juliet Nus