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El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1916-05-08
NEXICANS TALK
Of NEW PROBLEM
Long Conference Held Sun
day Afternoon in Gen.
Obregon's Car.

A long conference was held between
Cen. Alvaro Obregon and the Next
can generals and authorities now as
sembled at Juarez, following the
meeting between Gen. Scott and Gen
Oregon at the immigration station
The Juarez gathering lasted until
4;45 p. m, when Gen. p. Elias Gales,
accompanied by Juan Amador, sub
secretary of the department Of for
eign relations and Adolpho de las
Huerta, civil governor of Sonora, leiL
in an automobile for the American
side. A few minutes later, Andres Gar
cia, Mexican consul in FL Paso, and
BaldOmero \ Alamada. fiscal agent Tor
the de facto government also leII
Juarez for FL Paso.
The Mexican conference was only
broken by the serving of dinner in Gen.
ObregOn's private car: and at this din
ner the Mexican minister OF war sat N
his shirt sleeves and listened closely TO
what the men about him had to say
He talked very little. The meeting
was an intense one and the lnterpre-
tation placed upon the dinner party
was that there was a spirit of general
depression and a bewilderment as just
now to meet the new problem OF a sec
ond army entering Mexico, from an en-
tlrely new quarter.
Neither Garcia or Amador would
speak of what occurred at the confer
ence, while Gen. ObregOn stuck to his
car and began going over matters Win
ms private secretary.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1916-05-08

began taking it and / am now in good
health and am cured. I took the Com
pound three times a day after meals,
and on retiring atnight. l always keep
a bottle in the house" - Mrs. L. N.
BURNHAM, 35Globe Ave, Jamaica, NY.
Women who recover their health nat
urally tell others what helped them.
Some write and allow their names and
photographs to be published with testi-
monials. Many more tell their friends.
If you need a medicine for WO-
mems Ailments, try Lydia Es
ACKNOWLEDGEMENTS Compound.
Write Lydia +. Pinkham Medi-
cine Co. (cOnfidentiaD for any
thing you need to know about
these troubles
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1916-05-08
SOLDIER SHOT;
DIES At FORT
Seventh Infantryman Found
in Tent With Bullet in
lung: Rifle Warm.

Corp. Thomas Strong, company a,
Seventh infantry, was found shot
through the left lung in his tent at
Camp Cotton. following the report Of
a rifle shot at 11:4O o'clock on Satur-
day night. The corporaTs rifle was
beside him and was still warm from
the discharge.
The bullet entered the left lung juss
above the heart. First aid was ad-
ministered at the camp and the injured
man was rushed to the Fort Bliss hos
pital, where he died two hours later
An investigation is now being con-
Quoted by the company officers
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1916-05-08

-IELD HEADQUARTERS, Punitive
\ Expedition u. 5. Army, Namiquipa,
4 Chi. McN., April 21.-Via Motor
Truck TO Columbus n. NJ, May Sit
is true that Villa has not been taken,
either dead or alive, but it is equally
true that numerous bands OF Villas
followers have been dispersed and it
is contonded by many, judging from
what we read I'm the occasional Ameri-
can newspapers which find their way
into camp. that all we were expected
20 do was to "disperse" such bands
of alleged Villistas as might be met
uy the American forces In the field,
and, that having been done, there is
no further work in Mexico for Ameri-
can soldiers
II the Americans are ordered 70 re-
turn TO American soil, as now seems
possible. the question very naturally
arises. What viii be the effect upon
the MeNican mind as represented by
the Mexican public. meaning the COM
mon people, and what viii be the fate
OF the Americans who attempt to re-
main I'm the republic with the hope
that tltey may resume charge Of the
businesses built up under treaty rights
and which they were compelled TO
abandon as the result Of the revolu-
lions which have ragged during the past
five years
Thousands vitality Interested.
There are thousands Of Americans
vitality interested who know much more
about Mexico as a result Of this ex-
petition than they would have known
II the expedition had not been under
taken and they know some Of the rea-
sons for the state of approximate an
archy which exists in this land Of op-
portunity. Among those thousands are
men who, before they came into the /
country were inclined TO believe that
the lower classes Of Mexfcans were
simply in revolt for love Of fighting /
and not because they had any wrongs |
which required righting or which could |
be righted by resort to arms.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1916-05-08
NEW ADVENTIST CHURCH

The new church of the Seventh Day
Advenusts was dedicated in Govern
ment Hill Sunday afternoon with i'm
pressive services which were in charge
Of Rev. George F. Watson. OF Fort
Worth.
The dedication services were attend
ed by a large number Of Adventists
from the city.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1916-05-08
MIXED TRAIN CARRIES
M0RM0NS TO CASAS GRANDES

4 miXed train lett JuareZ at $50
Monday morning over the North
Western railroad for Casas Grandes
Among the passengers were n number
Of Mormon families returning to the
colonies in western Chihuahua.
Between 10 and Il cars of freight,
part Of which was forage and part
provisions, were shipped for the use
Of the United States army.
The shipments continue to be made
private cOnsignments.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1916-05-08

weak, dizzy, ner-
vous, with hot
flashes and feltvery
miserable, as l was
irregular for two
years. One day
when 1 was feeling
unusually bad my
sister-in-law came
in and S aid, L
wish you would try
Lydia E. Pinkham's
Compound So /
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1916-05-08

Arthur Hooker. secretary of the In
ternational Irrigation congress. Will
talk to the order of Lions Tuesday at
the weekly luncheon of the lodge
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1916-05-08
WOMAN WEAK,
DIZZY, NERVOUS
Health Restored by Lydia
E. Pinkham's Vegetable
Compound.

Jamaica, N. Y.-"I suffered greatly
with my head and with backache, was
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1916-05-08
The Kosine Treatment for
EPILEPSY

can be used with absolute confidence.
1t relieves all fear Of the attacks
which are so frequent in that terrible
disease. We want every sufferer OF
Epilepsy to give the kosine Treat
ment "a trial. for the success OF the
treatment during the past fifteen
years has proved the EOsine Treat
ment to be of unusual merit Call at
our store and get a large bottle for
S1.50. III, after using, YOU are not en-
tirely satisfied your money will be
refunded. Booklet giving complete
dietary. etc, free ON request-Kelly Il
Pollard, sheldon Hotel-Adv
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1916-05-08

Sulzberger's Majestic Hams are De
iciouSly Different Phone your dealer
to send you one.-Adv.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1916-05-08
70 CENT VALUE
FOR NEW MONEY
Proclamation in Juarez Re
quires Acceptance of Car
rama Currency.

Persons who refuse to accept the ne,y
issue Of currency in Mexico. in cor,-
mercial transactions, are subject +o
heavy fines and penalties. SimuItano-
GUS with announcements by the com
mandantes of all the towns of ATexico
Gen. Gabriel Gavira, Of the Juarez car,
rison, has issued proclamation STATING
that the new paepr money has a value
Of 20 cents on the peso and that if
must be accepted on this basis.
The exchange of the fiat Carranza
money, new for old, is still in progress
but the value of the old money from
day to day is to be made public bv rem
resentatives of the treasury depart-
ment. The old currency is gradually
being absorbed by the de facto govern
ment at its market value. and when
brought to the treasury department is
nullified
Question New Value.
Copies OF the proclamation. printed
on small sheets of white paDer. arc
posted upon the bulletin boards about
the public buildings in Juarez and LEFT
upon the counters of the stores and the
desks OF the offices. Sunday the
tradespeople gathered in groups and
discussed the ruling. is the currency
worth 20 cents on the peso 2' one
of the merchants was asked
I'VE don't know vet" he renIiad
I'VE will have to accept it. though"
-
Omaha daily bee., 1916-05-28
FIDELITY STORAGE
& VAN COMPANY,
PHONE DOUG. 288.
PHONE DOUG. 28S.
PHONE DOUG. 288.
Store Your Furniture

Let US store your goods for
you in our large, safe, sanitary
storage warehouse. All our rooms
are well ventilated and kept per-
fectly dry. Call and inspect our
storage house and we will ex-
plain why the FIDELITY stor-
age is the safest and best.
PRIVATE LOCKED ROOMS.
There is no better class of stor-
age. Your goods when stored in
a room of this kind are isolated
from the goods of any other per-
son. Visit these rooms and see
for yourself. Our storage prices
are very reasonable and within
the reach of all.
Omaha daily bee., 1916-05-28

Cleaners and Dyers.
STATE DRY CLEANING CO,
120 N 18th st.
D. b072.
THEATRICAL gowns. full dress suits for
rent. 209 ~ 18th ~ John Feldman
Baths.
HYGIENIc BATH INSTITUTE. Madam
Edna II. La Bell, 70s south 10Th St.
Apt 8, Prof y, Mayer. Chiropidlat Foot
Specialist corna. ingrown nails removed
without pain. Swedish massage a spee-
inity We teach Swedish massage. Lady
attendants
DIR. BENDA-s sulphur, steam. Modern
Turkish BATHS AND MAgsAuF for
tireu nerves aud rheumatism i'rpata
apartment for ladies with lady attend
ants 1879 Farnam. Phone Doug. bst7.
Shoe Repairing.
CAREFUL WORK quickly done Flee
trio shoe Repair 1907 81 Mary Ave
Hat Cleaning and llIockIng.
STRAW Panama. all kinds hats cleaned
aid reblocked, 1916 is2Q Hnrnoy ST
Express Companies,
TWIN CITY Express Co. llsg cass a.
Douglas ltli heaYy hauling apectaltg
Coles Express 20. sIts Farnam Hat 8g8s.
Le"nmower-.
Lawnmowefs repaired. aaw nltak u isgs.
LAWNM1WEHa shatrensu. tlarue5 b0ja
nair nressIna.
lllEAtt liam FafiafHs etf Baird lildE,
MahieufinK0 toilet articles Doug tt@
shaw taras
CUT rates quick service feHMnfh. paK.
Ton hlk studio. Room bll Doug 9lst
FaiHttaE aaa ransftnk
omaha Taste Gesi As q l5fh Douglas ai6a
Finaa lusttauttah,
ANN Mfh NEH#E#FIs NF
Omaha daily bee., 1916-05-28

lnnndress. cleaning ny col-
nrad wnmnn. heat of ref Web. I1lA.
Omaha daily bee., 1916-05-28
This is Moving Time

When you are ready to move
call Douglas 288 and have the
FIDELITY serve you. Large,
clean, padded Vans insure your
goods against being broken, and
heavy blankets and covers pro-
tect your furniture from being
Scratched or marred. Your
order will receive prompt atten-
tion and your moving will be
done carefully and quickly. Our
rates are low, but our service
the BEST.
Omaha daily bee., 1916-05-28
Packing Furniture

This is one of our specialties.
Our packers are experienced
men. They will pack your goods
for shipment and thus protect
them from being broken when
on the road. We will ship your
goods anywhere at considerable
saving to you in freight rates.
Omaha daily bee., 1916-05-28
BUSINESS CHANCES

VIE CAN present q real money-making op-
portunity to a reliable man Or firm es-
perlenoed In colonization work, subdivid-
Ing large acreage and selling farm or
grove tracts State experience In reply
ing Answers confidential. Development
Department, seaboard Air Line Hallway
MnrfnlL- An
Omaha daily bee., 1916-05-28
MOVE THE GORDON
WAY
MEN WHO KNOW HOW
PADDED AUTO VANS

and superior equipment throughout for
packing aud moving pianos, household
goods ana furniture without break OF
mar or sign u damage from jalt and Jar
Omaha daily bee., 1916-05-28

COMPETENT eolored girl wants dnv
work or chnmbermald work Web. sin
BUNDLE washing. Will call and deliver,
prompt service guar. Mrs. East. H. 1854.
BUNDLE or family washing called for
q del. wk, guar reasonable, Web 1919.
FIRST CLASS lnnndress. cleaning ny col-
ured woman, best Of ref Web bais.
BUNDLE washing. piece work. lace cur
tains. work guaranteed. Webster eb0.
Exp. col woman hy day bdle. waah, y 607I
HUMBLE waahlng neatly done Web. ass2
First.class iaundress day work II 4es2.
cHAMbERMAlp or day work Web. 2ola.
COOKING or aay WORK Isl, I3ard. TYLER idos
Emp aundress A mems smrts u @l2
nrRut,E WnAhine II daY work Web VA
peshlns and lace eurtans daus. Ty lltt
Laandress dat Warb a Jaeksuh " ias7
cpL9hEp Elfl wants day work, Web a1t9
Omaha daily bee., 1916-05-28
HELP WANTED MALE


rfiEnE V pranly II foan ta plant gaar treas
ana hhfutHee8 tn rsaafHnls
Omaha daily bee., 1916-05-28
FOR SALE-MISCELLkNEoUS
and HouaehoId Goods
FURNITURE
PREPAREDNESS
ARE you PREPARED 10 BUY7

WE ARE PREPARED TO UNDER
SELL ANYONE ON THE MARKET.
WE HAVE PROVEN THE FACT THAT
WE SELL HIGH GRADE FURNITUIRtiE5..
STOVES. RUGS, ETC. At a SAVING
OF rs PER CENT TO 30 PER CENT
COME, LET US PROVE THIS To-fou.
THERE'S A REASON WHY
LET US SAVE YOU MONEY.
OUR MOTTO-Highest quality goods at
lowest prices with better accommodations
than elsewhere.
seated chairs to nstch..s.- SZZ' o.
s45 plank top table. very massive. % 50
$42 VIM and Mary din. table ...... 23 50
$40 dining table oetagon pedestal.... II s75
s24 4b-in massive dining table ...... il 76
Sls solid oak round din, table ; 59
~ round F2ln fnned d1n osk buffet 2S.7S
sS5 golden oak buffet, plank top. i6 80
s22 golden oak buffet, plank top. II rs
S7 80 high back din. chairs, leather. 3 30
$s VIM and Mary din. chairs rs'...-' %
S5 slip seat leather din. chairs. ......t 2.fb
53. so box seat leather din chairs. ! s6
Beautiful and useful wedding presents to
June Brides.
We deliver to all parts of city.
OUT -OF-TOWN ORDERS SOLICITED.
PHONE DOUGLAS 1917.
STATE FURNITURE CO.,
Cor 14th q Dodge SITS
gxi2 BUNDHAR Wilton, I3xis seamless
special order rug, several choice ORtEA-
tai RUGS. Fine, big, new refrigerator
electric vacuum cleaner inlaid mahogany
chairs Call Sunday, party moving out
Of town. 342i Dodge.
FOR SALE CHEAP--china cabinet, side
board. library tables, lot Of antique ma
hogany furniture, relics, pillows, plano,
organ dishes, rocker, music cabinet
siIyerware etc. Must sell, leaving city
2ot8 Davenport 81,
OMAHA PILLOW CO.-Felt ana hair
mattresses made over In new ticks at
half the price OF new ones. Phone US
for sample Of ticking. Mail orders iilled.
1907 Cunning st. Douglas 24of
gas range, beds, dressers
also mahogany bedroom suite, dining fur
nlture; must be sold next week; will sell
by piece very cheap. 2b20 cunning
FURNITURE and rugs, IN excellent con
dition suitable to ftvezroom cottage,
owner leaving city Tel Webster s92
FOR SALE-Patented ironing board, neat
and well built. will last lifetime
Phone rs for particulars. Doug blsb
65 ICE, boxes, 25 gas stoves. 20O rugs OF
all kinds poultry wire and netting.
open till . y. m. 1893 n. 4th 81.
ELEGANT buffet. sectional bookcase and
fumod oak library table, reasonable II
taken al once Al5 North 3ath 81,
For SALE CHEAP--A fine china closet
sdeboard aud hall tree, call AZ a4o2 Cali
FURNITURE Of three room house $50 o0i
must sue to appreciate. Address y "a,
Bee
I'innns and Musical 1nstruments.
ALMOST new upright plano. cheap for
eaah 35ie y 24th
il BARGAIN. Xatrula AHA records fof aaia
Tyler 4t3HsN
store and office Fixtures.
I3f.sks auina, ataiua, showcases. suuty-
ing etc We buy, sell omaha Fixture 81
supply Co.. n4-is y 5. lzth. hpug. s.tt
Omaha daily bee., 1916-05-28
BUSINESS CHANCES
nooming Houses.
SITUATIONS WANTED

WEEKLY RATE l5e PER LINE.
day work or business ads regular rates.
lines ono week k.s.....s...........,....,g1
lines ore week. .sa.t...4....s..........A5 40
each extra line l5c uer week.
Omaha daily bee., 1916-05-28

LARGEST ASSORTMENT of fresh
flowers. delivered or shipped anywhere.
L. HENDERSON. 1919 farnam 81.
cEDARNOLE is placed on the market to hl
a demand
A, DONAGHrE, 1922 Harney Doug 1901.
BATH. florist. 1904 Farnam st. d. 1900
Omaha daily bee., 1916-05-28

COL0REn woman wants position cham
bermald. Webster bEaa
PLAIN sewing ana day work Web ss75
Omaha daily bee., 1916-05-28

washing. piece work, lace cur
tains. work guaranteed. Webster 1850.
The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1916-07-15
tBy Associated Press.)

Manila, P. L., July 15.-The
Philippine government has just sold
to the government of British India
100000 silver pesos at profit of
close to half million dollars over
the original cost of the currency.
The pesos when coined, each con-
tanned about thirty cents worth of
silver, but the price at which they
were sold was 50. 6 cents.
The phenomenal rise in the price
OF silver the world over some weeks
ago led officials of the insular gov
eminent to study the question Of the
wisdom of disposing Of a part of tn,
silver hoard which the Philippine
purchased at the low prices curren
The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1916-07-15
l.PRFpAREDNfss FOR ALL
The Nation Neels It. So Does the
Home
Spring is Almost Here and 50 is the
Enemies of the Home Bilious
ness. Lazy, Tired Feeling and
Other Similar Ills, Due at
This Season of the Year

The new Liver Medicine, MA
TURETONE, now on sale in Lake
land by Henley's Drug Stone and
Central Pharmacy, aids nature and
prepares it to defend itself against
its enemies, for If the liver is work
ing on full time the body can fight
practically every assailant and win
every battle.
When Nature needs assistance al
ways get the best medicine you can
find, and one which leaves your sys-
tenn in a better condition for having
taken It. NATURETONE does this.
1t is harmless to the most delicate,
and the oldest and youngest mem
bers of the family can take it with
every feeling of confidence. 1t is
pleasant OF take and does not leave
you constipated. Get you a bottle.
Price soc. At Henley's Drug Store
and Central Pharmacy.
The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1916-07-15

I'VE are in an atmosphere of VIC
tory. We are not guessing, but GER
tain The marvellous achievements
of the democratic party since 1t
came into power places only a mile
stone to mArk'sits future progress.
Over 1000 years ago was related the
fable Of the frog who wanted to grow
to the size of an elephant. Such was
the ambition Of his soul that his body
swelled tosa marvellous proportion.
Indeed, lAesop went so far as to
predict that the frog, upon reaching
the size Of the elephant, burst. ]
commend to your notice the wisdom
Of Aesop. 1t took more than 2OO(
years rof his prophecy to come true
Only last week the frog-elephant OF
the elephant-frog exploded. The re
publican party for years succeeded II
deceiving the public. Now it is sue
cessfully deceiving itself. In its plat
form 1t offers pulchritudinous prom
lses-but with vicious intent. II
promises the country in the main
The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1916-07-15
Brilliant Bits of Oratory From
Democratic Convention Speeches

-Four years ago we sneeringly
called Woodrow Wilson the school
teacher; today he is the world teach
Ier. His subject is the protection Of
American life and American rights
under international law. And with
out orphaning a single American
child. without widowing a single
American mother. without firing a
single gun, he wrung from the most
militant spirit that ever brooded over
a battlefield. an acknowledgment of
American rights. and an agreement
to American demands. He has ele-
waited himself to that lofty but Iowly
eminence, occupied by George Wash
ington, Abraham Lincoln and Wood
row Wilson, the three worst abused
and best loved Americans the repub-
lie ever grew."-From Ollie James
speech.
Out Of the ruins and sufferings of
the present conflict will arise a tenn
pie Of justice whose dome will be
the blue vault of heaven; it's illumi.
nants the eternal stars; its pillars
the everlasting hills; its ornaments
the woods and bountiful fields: its
music the ripping rills, the song of
birds, the laughter of happy children,
its diapason the roar Of mills and the
hum of industry; its votaries the PEG
pies Of the earth; its creed, on which
hangs all the law Of the prophets,
Love thy neighbor as myself" And
above its affairs in ineffaceable color
will live eternally the vision Of its
artificer.
Therefore, my fellow countrymen,
not I, but the prayers of just men:
not l, but civilization itself, nominate
to succeed himself to the presidency
of the United States, to the presiden-
cy of a hundred million free people,
bound in impregnable union, the
scholar, the statesman, the finacier,
the emancipation, the pacificator, the
moral leader Of democracy, Woodrow
Wilson. From John W. wescott's
speech.
The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1916-07-15

Neutrality is the policy which has
kept US at peace while Europe has
been driving the nails of war through
the hands and feet of a crucified hui
mainly.
THE praises of the policy are not
written in the ruins OF American
homes. not in the wreck of American
industries. not in the mourning of
American families; they are found in
the myriad evidences Of prosperity
and plenty that makes this a content
ed land. From every whirling spin
die in America, from every factory
wheel that turns, from every growing
thing that breathes its prayer Of
plenty to the skies. from every quiet
school. peaceful home goes up a song
of praise. pean of thanksgiving to
hymn nations tribute. to the states
manship that his brought these things
to pass.
I'VE who stand today on the fer
tile soil of America, who live under
the smiling skies of free and fruit
full land. must prove worthy of the
trust that American sacrifice has inn
posed on every American.
"Disregarding the divisions that
make one man a tory and another q
WING, one man a republican and an
other a democrat, Americans will
cast aside the tinsel of party labels
and the mummery of party emblems.
From the great pulsing heart of
the nation will come patriotic COM
mand to crush partisanship and re-
buke whatever is mean or blind.
THAT command will be heard by
the ploughman In his field. and by
the laborer at his bench. It will
reach the merchant in his office and
the lawyer at his desk. We would
be false to ourselves and recreant to
those who send us here IL we per-
mitted any thought Of partisan prof
it, and consideration OF political ad- |
vantage to obscure our vision of the |
tremendous issues now before the |
people Of the United States. We
must cast aside all that is selfish, we /
must hold ourselves worthy of ma.
TONS confidence by offering only the |
best Of our intelligence, the flower of |
our patriotism toward the solution OF |
what all men perceive to be a crisis
in the nations affairs.
"This policy (the president's) may
not satisfy the fire eater and sword |
buckler, but It does satisfy the moth |
ers Of the land at whose hearts and |
Preside jingolistic war has placed no
empty chair. It does satisfy the
daughters Of this land from whom
bluster and brag have sent no loving
brother to the desolation Of the
brave. 1t does satisfy the fathers Of
this land and the sons Of this land,
who will fight for our flag and die
for our flag when reason primes the
rife. when honor draws the sword
and when justice breathes . blessing
on the standard they uphold.-From
Governor Glynn's speech.
The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1916-07-15

what the democratic party has al
ready done or is in the process Of
doing, saving always the bogus claims
of certain characters without stand
ing."-From William F. McComb's
speech.
The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1916-07-15
Current Bushes"

In Porto Rico, where the air is
moist and balmy, air plants grow on
the telephone and telegraph wires.
The insulation rots in places and
there the plants take root and thrive.
These plants are called current
pushes" or electric light plants"
The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1916-07-15
CHEERING the invalid.

Dollie had permission to vii
neighbor who was i'll. After chaa|
for q long while she arose to n
and, taking the hand of the INV
remarked: "Good-by; hope you u
die"
The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1916-07-15
Had Sized II Up Rlcht.

Heo olzeu " UP Right.
rs your paper really seventy years
old?" asked the sweet young thing.
Certainly" we retorted, defiantly.
"WhyT Then | was right. l told
mother that some of your Jokes are
older than the paper."-Buffalo Elk
press.