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Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1916-05-26
An Inside Bath
Makes You Look
and Feel Fresh
Says a glass of hot water with
phosphate before breakfast
keeps illness away.
This excellent, common-sense
health measure being
adopted by millions.

Physicians the world over recon-
mend the inside bath, claiming this is
of vastly more importance than out
side cleanliness. because the skin
pores do not absorb impurities into
the blood, causing i'll health, while the
pores in the ten yards of bowels do.
Men and women are urged to drink
each morning, before breakfast a
glass of hot water with a teaspoonful
OF limestone phosphate in it, as IL
harmless means of helping to wash
from the stomach, liver, kidneys and
bowels the previous days indigestible
material, poisons, sour bile and tox-
ins; thus cleansing, sweetening and
purifying the entire alimentary canal
before putting more food into the
stomach.
Just as soap and hot water cleanse
and freshen the skin, so hot water ana
limestone phosphate act on the elm
inative organs.
Those who wake up with bad
breath, coated tongue, nasty taste or
have a dull aching head, sallow com
plexion, acid stomach; others who are
subject to bilious attacks or consti-
patton, should obtain a Quarter
pound of limestone phosphate at the
drug store. This will cost very little
but is sufficient to demonstrate the
value of inside bathing. Those who
continue 1t each morning are assured
of pronounced results, both in regard
to health and appearance. - Adver-
tisement.
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1916-05-26

brother, was that sort of hard-headed,
practical man, as his epistle shows.
He suggested the procedure which
was adopted; a letter of greeting to
the new Christians, setting forth the
mind of the church at Jerusalem. He
put the conviction of the whole
church, apostles, elders and laity, into
written form, freeing the Gentle
Christians from the yoke of bondage.
They were enjoined to abstain from
all connection with idolatry, and to
shun the immortality of heathendom,
and they were also bidden to abstain
from meat that had not been prop
erly killed. To us this last point seems
but a confusion of the lesser with the
greater, but we can understand how
it bulked large in the thinking of these
Jewish Christians, to whom the
Levitical law was part of their daily
life.
Thus was issued the Magma Charta
of Christian liberty. Christianity is
not an enlarged Judaism; it is a new
life and new liberty, applicable to
every nation and condition. The
Gospel is not code, but a confession;
not a program, but principle; not
laws, but Life.
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1916-05-26
List of Items With Every
Cabinet

Holsum Cake
Jacoby's PretZels
months subscription Daily Telegraph
. tickets for Majestic Theater
1212 lib sack HoffeF'S Best Flour
Family Biscuit
Herhey's Capital Brand Butter
Hershey's Pure Ice Cream
Loaf New Era Bread
6 bottles Cocoa Cola
Bonnymead Pure Milk
King Oscar Cigars Don't Overlook
Dad)
Jar Howard's Salad Dressing
Diamond Matches
Fleischmann's Yeast
Top-Notch Butterine
Ellkhorn Tasty Cheese
Hotel Astor House Coffee
AStoF House Rice
Fluffy Ruffles Starch
Snow Flake Corn Starch
Freihoffer's Macaroni
Freihoffer's Noodles
Grandma's Powdered Borax Soap
Export BoraX Soap
Acorn Evaporated Milk
Bo-Hea Tea
SharpIeSs Cream Cheese
Work Imperial Laundry
Jersey Corn Flakes
IMdcn's Cough Drops
Shoe Polish
Liquid Veneer
Bon Ami
Joan of Arc Kidney Beans
Fan Tan Gum
Celery Verse
Skat Cleanser
Nesua Jelly Powder
McGowan's Peanut Butter
Subscription to the Courier
Sphinx Ginger Ale
Hershey's Cocoa
None-Such Table Syrup
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1916-05-26
VEGETABLE
CALOMEL

Vegetable calomel, extract of the
root of the old-fashioned may-apple
plant, does not salivate. AS liver
stimulator, it's great. It's a per-
feet substitute for ordinary calo-
mel (mercury); in fact, it's better,
because its action is gentle instead
of severe and irritating = and it
leaves no mean, disagreeable after
effects. Physicians recognize this
and prescribe may-apple root (po-
dophyllin, tney call it) daily.
Combined with four other stand
ard, all-vegetable remedies, may
apple root may now be had at most
any druggists in convenient sugar.
coated tablet form by asking for
Sentanel Laxatives. If you forget
the name, ask for the box that has
the picture of the soldier on it.
These tablets are small, easy to
take and are really wonderful lit
tie performers.
They quickly clean out the poi
sons that are causing you head
ache, constipation, sour stomach,
biliousness, dizzy spells, bad breath
and coated tongue.
They are mild. They never
grippe. And they are a bowel tonic
as well as a cleanser and liver
regulator. A 1Oc box should last
one several weeks. A Physicians
trial package "A doses) will be
mailed you free if you write men,
tioning this advertisement. The
Sentanel Remedies Co., S02 Madi-
son Ave-, Covington, Ky.
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1916-05-26
QUICK RELIEF FROM
CONSTIPATION
Get DR.. Edwards
Olive Tablets

That is the joyful cry OF thousands
since DR.. Edwards produced Olive Tab
lets, the substitute for calomel
DR.. Edwards, a practicing physician
for II years and calomeIs old time
enemy, discovered the formula for
Olive Tablets while treating patients
for chronic constipation and torpid
livers.
Dr. Edwards Olive Tablets do not
contain calomel. but healing. sooth-
Ing vegetable laxative.
No gripping is the keynote" of these
little sugar-coated, olive-colored tab
lets. They cause the bowels and liver
to act normally. They never force
them to unnatural action.
If you have a dark brown mouth
now and then-a bad breath-a 6uIl
tired feeling-sick headache-atorpid
liver and are ,copStipated, you'll find
quick, sure and OILY pleasant results
from one or two little DR.. Edwards
Olive Tablets at bedtime.
Thousands take one or two every
night Just to keep right. Try them.
1oc and 25c per box. All druggists
The Olive Tablet Company, Column
bus. O.-Advertisement.
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1916-05-26
SPECIAL PROGRAMS PREPARED
AT MECHANICSBURG HIGH

Mechanicsburg, Pa, May &C. - The
forty-second annual commencement of
the Mechanicsburg high school will
be held on Wednesday. May 81, in the
first United Brethren church, at 8
O'Clock in the evening. The program
for the events incident to the COM
mencement, begins tomorrow evening
with the junior reception from to
IL o'clock in Franklin Hall. The class
sermon will be delivered by the Rev.
E. c. b. Castle, in the First United
Brethren church on Sunday evening"
May 2S. The Spring festival will be
held on the high school campus on
Monday May 20, at o'clock in the
afternoon. Glass night exercises will
be held on Tuesday evening, May 30
at o'clock, in Franklin Hall. On Fri
day evening at o'clock the high
school alumni banquet will be held in
the high school auditorium.
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1916-05-26

lege faculty. The following young wo-
men figure in the cast of characters:
Rachel Schlosser, of Harrisburg, as
Capt. Smith; Marian Strouse, of Har-
risburg; nellie McCracken, wilma
Worthington, Madeline Fetter. Anna
March, Margaret Bard, Melba Druck-
enmiller, Rhoda Green, Catherine Steck,
Mary Rider and Catherine Speights.
o'clock in Columbian Hall, under the
direction of Miss Jane Rae, of the Coz
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1916-05-26
Itching Torture Stops

1t is unnecessary for you to suffer
with eczema, ringworm, rashes and
similar skin troubles. A little zemo
gotten at any drug store for 25c, or
$1.00 for extra large bottle, and
promptly applied will usually give in
slant relief from itching torture. 1t
cleanses and soothes the skin and heals
quickly and effectively most skin dis
eases.
Zemo is a wonderful disappearing IL
quid and does not smart the most deli
cate skin. 1t is not greasy, is easily
applied and costs little. Get 1t to-day
and save all further distress.
Zemo. Cleveland.
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1916-05-26
"CAPT. JOHN SMITH" AT IRVING

Meehanicsburg. Pa, May 26.-"Cap-
tain John Smith" a costume play of
about the year 1870, will be presented
by the Dramatic Club of Irving Col
lege on Saturday evening, May 81, at
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1916-02-23
AROUND THE LOBBY

Among the Oklahomans registered
at Tulsa hotels last night the follow
ing were noted:
Hotel Tulsa.
Mr.. and Mrs. Joe f.. Lnrkinson
Muskogee; C. Il. Connally. Oklahoma
City; ]. II. Miley. Oklahoma City; j
f. Huff, Muskogee; 7. d. Brown
Muskogee; II. S. Thompson, Tulsa; o
l.. Connor. Vinita; Jess l.. Ballard
Vinita; r. II. Pain. Muskogee; Mr.
and Mrs. William o. Beall, Br1stow
Mrs. T.. f. Walsh, Bartlestille; A. w
pulpa; w. p. Miller, Muskogee; NJ
G. Miller. Muskogee: Thomas Smith
Wagner; +, A. White. Wagner
Ted Sullivan; Wagner; s. NJ. Ruth.
erford. Muskokee; J. NJ. Campbell
Okmulgee; ~. b. DeF'reese, Okmul-
gee; Mrs. NJ. Jones. Bristow; Mrs. X
l.. Jones, Br1stow; Mrs. Samuel Win
ters, Bristow; w. +. Thornan, Bris-
tow.
The Brady.
]. II. Weight, Sapulpa; NJ. NJ. Alex
ander. Okmulgee; Martin Ryan. Ok
mulgee; G. l.. Thompson, Claremore;
r. n. Garfield, Claremore; r. j. Nor
row, Drumright; II. b. Bufford, Eu-
faula; +. X. Garrison, Beggs; Al Pen.
dleton, Beggs; II. b. Paris. Eufaula;
c. Cox, Eufaula; Robert Wright. Eu.
faula; A. w. Lenhart, Eufaula: n
Waddell, Eufaula; C. S. Whillow, Eu-
faula; Ben Lafayette. Checotah; c.
". Ruth, oklahoma City; T.. d. Gil
lette, Guthrie. f. Hamer. Drumright;
r. c. Phrens. Cushing; Mrs. s. T.
Carney. Avant: Frank Moon, Morris
q w Ho1C 1Ypb Tnlca. Iohp AGa1,,
Muskogee; II. Sandfield, Mounds; II
7. Knight, Claremore.
Hotel Oklahoma.
c. b. Whitlow. oklahoma City; Mr.
and Mrs. 8. Razook. Haskell; Harry
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1916-02-23
WE. THE PEOPLE.

The irrepressble William Madison
Hicks. not to be behind William Jen-
ninrs Bryan or Henry Ford, comes
out in an impassioned plea for the
abolition Of war, and from his re-
treat in the classic shades of Clare
moro issues proclamation calling
on all good people TO unite in pre-
venting the United States from maxi
ing any preparations for resistance.
With an assurance born of long con-
temptation Of one idea, he pleads in
the name of the people OF the whole
nation, as though the idea Of defense
were in itself an iniquity to he alb
horred by all righteous men He as
sumes to himself as much territory
as the famed three tailors of Tooley
street who met in solemn conclave
and passed resolutions beginning I'VE,
the people of England" The weak
spot with Mr. Hicks crusade, as with
many others who have assumed a
like attitude. is that II is ill-tlmed.
We are all lovers of peace and all
abhor war. but we are not foolish
enough to imagine that other peo-
pie will let us alone Just because we
do not want TO fight. When other
powers begin to see the wasteful
foolshness of warfare and are will
ing to unite in an effort to preserve
peace, then the United States will be
found in the forefront OF the crusade
But rs long as several great powers
persist In maintaining menacinr
armament, II is little short of suicide
for any nation worth conQuering tC
pursue Its existence unarmed. Peo.
pie OF the Hicks stripe should re,
member that by their attitude the,
are constituted as the greatest threa
to American peace that can b'
imagined. BY their very declaration
OF nonresistance they are offering tC
the aggressor a tempting invitation
to come over and get U.S. But Hick.
is Of such small caliber that he woult
not deserve tho notice OF The Worlt
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1916-02-23
CONGRESSIONAL INDIFFERENCE


''She"r'enou' 'he ''eii'oe''''' mem .
DefS oi congress nave oee" su''y VI
absolute neglect hy ac'u"' o''''
count si'ce 'he Ho''N'y' 'He i''i'iO-
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Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1916-02-23
SHERLOCKIiN DIPLOMACY.

There is nothing remarkable In the
refusal Of the state department to
turn over to congress the confidential
communications on hand regarding
the McMcan question. Any other
course would have been dishonorablo
on the part Of Mr. Lansing, for to
have aeceded 10 the demand Of the
Fan resolution would have been a
breach OF trust. The secretary Of
state goes ahead with great precision,
however, 10 deal out all the informa-
tion available in his own words.
After all Of it is read and digcsted It
amounts 10 only rccapituation Of
great deal that congress and the pub
llc already knew The only thing
that can be classcd as a revelation is
the reason assigned for the final de
cision Of the Pan-American media
tors 10 recognize Carranza. which is
as novel as IL IS astute These men.
doslping 70 give sup port to the power
in Mexico that would soonest and
most surely restore peace and good
and being unable 10y any
ordinary method Of reasoning to ar
rive al choice between the contend
ing factions, rcsorted 10 the arbitra-
mcnt Of a psychological experiment !
The invitation to accept and abide by |
mediation was sent to all men OF (
power OF both sides alike and the |
answers analysed Villa and his ad-
horents each Of them promptly ac-
,eptod the offer in his own individual |
way. whereas the Carranzistas with
,nc accord referred the entire ques-
Ion to their chief The solution was
hat a man who could so thoroughly
command tho implicit allegiance OF
ils men that they declined to ex-
,ress any individual opinion must be
he man 20 command the nation. and
hat the individuality Of the Nillistas
lack Of cohesion in that
.arty that made IL unworthy Of trust.
Whatever We may think about the
1isdom of the decision, we cannot
all to admire the ingenuity Of the
Methods used. riv,ling in the theory II
I deduction the much admired con
lusions Of the famous Sherlock
iolmes Slouthing in diplomacy is
new thing. and it is a question
-hether the precedent set is a good
ne
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1916-02-23

from partisanship of any sort-an i'm
preston which / believe is fully JUS
titled by the way in which the pres
ident has conducted them. l would
deplore any change of public opinion
In this matter. as l am sure you
would. / would, therefore, be un-
willing to do anything which would
remove the justified impression Of
the American people.
while 1t has been and will con-
tinue to be my aim to conduct the
department of state without regard
to domestic politics, l am afraid that
If l should act as permanent chair
man of the convention my doing so
would be misconstrued and might
subject the foreign policies of the
government to the criticism of parti-
san bias. Such criticism would be
unjust. but it would seem to me in
advisable to invite it by accepting the
craftsmanship"
Secretary Lansing concluded with
an expression of his "best wishes for
an enthusiastic and harmonious gath
ering Of the Democratic party at
Syracuse"
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1916-02-23
Lansing Won't
Mix Politics
in His Office

NEW YORK, Feb. 21.-The reason
Secretary of State Lansing declined
the invitation Of William Church Os-
born, chairman Of the Democratic
state committee of New York. to be-
como permanent chairman of the
approaching Democratic state conven-
ton, was, to act in that capacity
might be misconstrued" and might
subject the foreign policies Of the
government to the criticism or parti-
san bias.
Mr.. Osborne made public today
Secretary Lansing's letter declining
the invitation. which In part read as
follows:
"In the first place, let me assure
you and the committee that I feel
deeply honored by their very COM
pllmentary request. and. under ordi-
nary conditions, would be only too
willing to comply with their wishes.
have. however, considered that 1t
would be unwise for me at the pres
ent time to take an active part In
politics. The impression prevails
throughout the country that our for
eign relations are entirely removed
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1916-02-23
RAILROAD NOTES

During tho month OF January, 1915,
the Santa Fe railroad handled 6,S92
cars OF oil on It's entire system and
good part Of this can be attributed
to the Oklahoma fields The figures
show that the increase over the same
month last year in this commodity
was about two hundred and fifty cars.
OIL Is ranked as the fifth most I'm
portant commodity Of tho Santa Fe
lines.
G. i. Coppage, superintendent of
transportation OF the Frisco al SPRING
field. spent tho day In Tulsa yester-
day checking UP matters In his de-
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1916-02-23

II. Diamond, Holdenville; NJ. c. Kite,
Tulsa; Grant Blanchard. Tulsa; r. ].
Barnhardt. Okmulgee; Mrs. l.. r.
Caul. Oklah )ma City; II. II. Mckee,
Tulsa; Add!e Berry, Norman; Mrs
s. J. Leahy. Pawhuska: Mrs. w. r.
Leahy, Pawhuska; Miss Cora Leahy,
Pawhuska; Miss Cady Bruce. Paw
huska; ]. r. Mason, Ardmore; ]. G.
Seymour, Muskogee; H. Watson. Ok
lahoma City; Alice Blue, Bristow;
Nellie Young. Bristow: Viola Dye.
2ristow; f. Erdman, Oilton; c. j.
Fessler. Drumright; Paul w. Patter-
son, Muskogee.
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1916-02-23
BITS BETWEEN BITES

Seeds.
It's McGraw.
Watch those fires
Another army scandal.
This is a day for Democrats.
Get in on that prosperity feeling.
Commissioner Downing's going 20
show 'em.
The preparedness disguise does
not hide the Jackass.
Speaking of delightful days. mark
one down for yesterday.
If the German fleets to have a
new head, therell be something
doing.
And thus far there has been no
answer to the charges preferred by
Mr.. Root
II you want to know how bad a
man sometimes can be, get hold of
the dNtTdst ulNbItt
Wouldn't It be fierce II peace
should come before efforts to settle
the Lusitanla incident Is settled?
1t would appear that Mexico and
Germany are running a close race for
the honor of killing the most Ameri-
cans.
At least Mr.. Wilson apparently Is
heartily ashamed of what has not
been accomplished by his admins
tration in old Mexico.
There have been so many crises
during the present great war that the
people refuse to become excited when
a new one develops
Soon after the advent of the first
robin the populace generally settles
down, crosses It's legs and awaits the
arrival OF the first tornado OF the
season.
From one explanation Of affairs in
the army aviation department, the
dope is to see how much you don't
jeopardize your life by going up in
one of the aeroplanes.
In consideration of the fact that q
Bohemian can get away with almost
any old thing, Bohemia, indeed. must
be great place for a fellow to have
the front door key.
One OF the latest society fads in the
east Is the wearing of masks. The
only question Is why such fad was
not invented before. as there are
many of the "set" who need masks.
The Democratic mule seems deter
mined to prevent marriage cere-
mony between the elephant and Miss
Bull Moose, and even yet no may have
TO be thrown out of tho church to get
rid of the chatter.
There are many who would like to
know Just how much condemned
meat gets past tho inspectors and
eventually finds It's way to the cut
ters block and the homes OF con-
sumers. Not very pleasant to think
OF, ch?
The five hundred members Of tho
clergy who have combined to mako
little old New York dry, seemingly
have tackled a Job which needs tho
serviced five hundred thousand. How
over. the cl,rgy will try and II they
fall they will have themselves to
blame.
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1916-02-23
Armenian Relief Money

NEW YORK. Reb. 21.-Announce-
ment was made here tonight of con-
tribution of $4,000 from the Rocke-
feller foundation to the American
committee for Armenian and Syrian
relief. This makes a total of $94, 900
donated to the committee by the
foundation
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1916-02-23

Canada is in about the same danger
Of being invaded by Germans from
the United States as the latter Is OF
being invaded by an army from
Mars.
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1916-02-23

Doc Eliot having been given gold
medal for boosting American litera-
ture, something ought to be done for
the book agents who sold the books
he picked to boost.
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1916-02-23

were 1t not that he Is local example
1f the sort Of enemies that the
American people have to Aght with
within their own citizenship.
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1916-02-23

According to General Goethals,
our land commissioners have been
operating q little millionaire making
machine on the isthmus.
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1916-02-23

Once more it's announced that a
method OF photographing in natural
colors has been discovered. This
time the news comes from Rome
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1916-02-23

At least Mexico has plenty OF paper
monoy-it has Just received 10000
600 pesos printed IN the United
States of America.
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1916-02-23

Another knock-Congressma Page
Of North Carolina says Washington
patriotism IS most concerned with got
ting an appropriation.
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1916-02-23

Stockholm must think we're all
Fords-the Swedish footballers have
invited our players to come over for
summer match.
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1916-02-23

Maybe Secretary McAdoo declined
to be a delegate to the ST. Louis con-
vention because he knows who It will
nominate.
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1916-02-23

II doesn't matter who you thought
would make the best secretary Of
war-it was Wilson's think.
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1916-02-23
Chiari is NOminafcd

PANAMA, Feb. p. - DIR. Rodolfo
Chiari, the opposition leader. was to-
day nominated by the opposition fac
tion of the liberal party as its can
didate for the presidency. The nomi-
nation was unanimous.
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1916-02-23

Without knocking, II may be said
were making photograph records of
some things that posterity will not
thank US for
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1916-02-23

"No man can bull Il proposition
through the house by main strength" ,"
says Champ Clark. and he ought to
know.
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1916-02-23

I, trade follows the flag, will we
lose ours with the Philippines when
the flag is Withdrawn?
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1916-02-23
De Gustibus,

Two old-timers were sitting in
hotel lobby the other day and talk
ing about how much better things
used to taste back east. According
to their dope. the fish here are fla
vored with mud. apples lack the gol-
den glow and the mealy vegetables
are flat, and even the side meat IS
strong. Funny. isn't it, how this Ok
lahoma whisky deadens the taste.
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1916-02-23

Wilson "scooped" nobody by al
loving his name to go on the Ohio
primary ballot
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1916-02-23
Wicked Anticlincs.

And now comes the Kansas state
geologist with the information that
80 per cent of anticlines are barren.
What. tickle things, guilty even of
race suicide? Notice is hereby given
that we are camping on your trail
and are going to tell on you every
chance we got.