Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1916-09-09
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.ouR JUNIOR OFFICE BOY

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OUR JUNIOR OFFICE BOY
N. Y, mundy-it looks like that
when people get to working for tho
government for a while they get so
big headed than the rest of the peo'
pie, & that is the way it is with fel"
Ter who is in the informashun burow
Fat the post oftise bilding here.
if a pore looking guy comes IN
he is so snappy that it makes the
man feel bad but when a rich man
asts amy kweshuns this lad falls all
over his self ansering them.
that was why give him the haw
haw the other day, becaus l nave TO
go over evry day or 2 to find out
things for the boss s-...rT :
a seedy looking old man comes UP
to the winder while was there e
says i want a 2 ct. stamp :
this amt the stamp winder, the
smart aleck said, this is the infor'
mashun burow
where is the stamp winder, the old
man says, & the informashun clerk
says cant you read the sine rite there,
and he points to the next Winder e
the old. man goes there, while the
clerk laffs to anuther man & says
them rubes oughter have glide along
with them. =
then the old man comes back with
his letter in his hands, & he asts
the smart clerk, will this letter get
to cleveland tomOrrer, & the clery
says, sure it will 7.
that's funny, the old man says, for
the letter, is addressed to boston and
then he went on his way while evry-
| boldly neer the winder busted out
laffing at the clerk
johnny.
EVEN THE ANIMALS
In shop recently, well-known
actress, who is noted for her peren-
NAL youth, asked for a traveling-bag
of alligator skin. The sh0pkeeper.
who had noneof that particular sort.
brought out instead some of smooth
leather. "And you tell me this is
alligator skim" objected the actress.
why, where are all its wrinkles"
"Ah, madam" replied the willy
dealer, who knew his customer
wrinkles are out of vogue. The cor
rect alligator bag is made from the
skin of an alligator that has been
massaged."
what! giving up already, my boy?"
said a gentlemen to youthful an.
gler. "You must bring little more
patience with you another time"
81 brought enough patience, mister.
but ! didn't bring enough worms
THE AVERAGE WOMAN DOESN'T
BELIEVE IN THE EQUALITY OF
THE SEXES. SHE THINKS SHE is
A LITTLE MORE THAN EQUAL!
.. " E.ass soPHIsTRY tg '1s.2,.
One of the things you really can't
fool is a garden. You can water it
all the hose will let through, but the
garden knows the water isn't rain.-
The Winfield (Kan.) Free Press.ta
HEARING At LAST
There was a terrible dynamite ,ex-
plosion near small town the other
day. An old lady, hearing 1t, turned
toward the door of her sitting.room
and said: ..... .-
Come in, Bella" ,..
When her servant entered the room
she said:
40 you know, Bella, my hearing
is evidently improving. l heard you
knock at the door for the first time
in 20 years. D. "
did you enjoy the dance in the
new town hall?' asked Kate.
"Oh, fairly" answered Tom.
Some of the girls told me they
didn't enjoy the dance one bit"
"Well," said Tom, 81 couldn't dance
with them ALL"
IN THESE DAYS OF co.oPERA.
TON
Mrs. Kindel and Mrs. Spragen and
little son were out looking over the
town Sunday evening. - Kinsley
(Kans) Graphic.
SUMMONS. s.al.:r.
State of North Dakota, County OF Bur.
leigh, SIS, = 70. HtG- |
In District Court, Sixth Judicial Dis.
trict. 7a&f -
William T. Hewitt, Plaintiff, s'
vs.. q.
Carl Anderson, Peters Investment
Company corporation, and all
other persons unknown claiming
any estate or interest in or lien or
incumbrance upon the premises de.
scribed in the complaint, Defend.
ants.
The State of North Dakota to the
above named defendants, greeting:
You are hereby summoned and re-
quired to answer the complaint of the
plaintiff in the above entitled action.
a copy of which is hereto attached
and herewith served upon you. and
to serve a copy Of your answer there.
to upon the subscribers at their of.
fices in the city of Bismarck, County
OF Burleigh and State Of North Da-
kota, within thirty days after the ser.
vice of this summons upon you, ex.
of<