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The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1916-03-07
Target Practice
Figure KnolUTl to
FetU Published

Washington, March 6.-The house
naval committee became interested
today in finding out where Represen-
tative Gardner got the confidential
figures on target practice Of the At
lantic fleet which he made public
some time ago. Admiral Fletcher,
testifying before the committee, said
that the figures were approximately
correct and that such information was
regarded in the navy as highly con-
fidential.
"Whoever told them, said Chair
man Padgett, was false to his trust
and traitor to his COUNTRY. II / fine
out who did it, am going to publish
his name"
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1916-03-07
Has EIGHT CHILDREN

Mrs. P. Rehkamp. 2404 Herman St,
Covington, KY, writes: 81 have been
using Foley's Honey and Tar for
nearly two years and can find no bet
ter cough syrup. have eight chill
dren and give it to all of them. They
all We're subject to Group from babies
on" 1t is a safe and reliable medicine
for men and women as we'll as chill
dren. Don't let the cough that fol
lows grippe hang on and weaken you
It is easier to get rid of a cough OF
cold than of its consequences. D,Alem.
berries Pharmacy.-Adv.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1916-03-07

To Cure a Cold In One Day
Take LAXATIVE BRoMo QUININE
Tablets. Druggists refund money if
it fails to cure. E. w. GROVES sig
nature is on each box. 25c.-Adv.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1916-03-07
of
London Killed In
Zeppelin A tack

London, March 6.-Twelve persons
were killed and SO injured in last
nights Zeppelin raid. Three Zeppe-
Inns took part in the attack This in
formation was given out officially to-
day
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1916-03-07
Roch King
Of the Fhunmakers
Continued from Page one.)


ed quotation Laugh and the world
laughs with you," adjoining each side
of the royal car, topped by two i'm
mense clown heads, readily told the
story of the funny and frivolous
things that were to follow. The throne
chair as we'll as the entire equip
age bore the marks of royal signifi-
canoe and was credit to this popular
organization. The king, surrounded
by his four courtiers, occupied the
seat of honor as BELTS only his royal
majesty King Phunmaker.
Conceive Hope Forgotten.
Here was depicted Phunmaker's
thought of the much wonted issue
prohibition. In fact it practically
made clear that the issue was "dead
one" Mounted on large black base
the last remains of prohibition" lay
in state. The coffin was covered with
all manner of expensive floral trib-
utes,, the principle of which bore the
words 'At Rest" Directly back of
the corpse the usual wake was being
conducted by four well known pro-
hibitionites. The Phumnakers remem-
bering perfectly those who were
active in the fight for prohibition,
Four large bottles decorated the ends
of the float carrying names of well
known enemies of the bottle.
Belgium Hasn't Anything On Us.
Pensacola" all tattered and torn,
with exploded shells on the ground
| about her, bore evidence of the heavy
onslaught from the guns Of Emperor
Greenhut, Emperor Pou and Sultan
Johnson. Three 16-ineh guns spouted
forth smoke and molten lead bearing
inscriptions such as 81 killed the
Municipal Dock" "r got Danny
Jones'" and 81 Killed the Belt Line.
1t seemed very evident that the triple
entente were we'll armed and pre-
pared to stand by their guns fol-
| further orders.
Another Air-o-Nougllt-ical Station
Once more the Phulmakers took 3
i fling at Pensacola's weekly meet Of
speaking organizations" A well in.
lated balloon marked Rotary Club
Hot Air No. g" was fully inflated al
| if ready to soar, while on the grounC
Law a dismantled air craft bearing
the inscription Boosters Luncheon
Died from an overdose of hot air.
/ 1t was readily significant that the in
tent was not TO impute anything Il
Rotary, but simply to the Pensacoli
Rotary Club. A sign marked 'Rotar!
Means Progress-But Not in Pensa
cola" told its own story. On eacl
corner of the float were small sign
bearing the inscription "Every Tues
day SOC luncheon and "some talk.
PensacOla's Seat of Government
Roch's coffee house was doing |
fiourishing business, while the rea
seat of government, the city hall
was roped off and marked CLOSED.
It was seen that the gentlemen at TIT
tables were either city officials or poll
ticians, and the float told effectivel.
its own story.
THAT" Minstrel.
Only few weeks ago there appear
ed at the opera house local minstre
production for the benefit Of the earn
ival association and this same Plum
makers organization. The show wa
excellent, but just 4 wee bit TO
lengthy. A suggestion of Just wha
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1916-03-07
EUGENE 2. ROCH

effect the Phunmakers thought it had
on the audience was here depicted.
Men and ladies sat in the seats show
ing signs of fatigue, some were even
asleep. The role of honor of the per-
formers who appeared adorned the
side of the car. On the stage sat
the end men with tambourines, and
even they wore haggered, bred look.
In short the Phunmaket's took. a
fall" at their own expense.
Now We Have Service Clubs.
"Good Old Davis Law now we keep
open all night" this and 'We keep
open -ee,y day and Sunday" were in
scriptions that told the story Of the
bar room that occupied this float
Loafers, gamblers, drinkers, and even
policemen were included in the cast
Of characters that were used to carry
out the idea Of this float and. many a
laugh was gaired by the idea Of
fered
Damaged Goods"
EBAY View" was closed-even the
dead seals lay on the beach. Promi-
nently into view lay the sewer pipe
that has caused the agitation so well
known to Pensacolians. Not a soul
was in sight save lonely cat which
evidently felt proud of the high posi-
tion he held. The miniature Bay View
was excellently carried out end
brought lots of laughs.
Edmonson's Monopoly.
None but the Phunmakers would
think of such a funny target as the
pavilion so familiar to all. Every
thing was brought out to caricature
even the tin cans and rubbish that
had been thrown and swept under the
/ pavilion. Large mosquitoes were N
evidence, with miniature ideas Of the
dance hall, the lunch alley and the
bathing or dressing rooms. A large
water barrel suspended with the drip
of water from a little hole therein
gave an idea of the shower arrange.
ment. Ladies CD and gentlemen
were seen in the dressing rooms witt
very meagre arrangements of privacy
save torn gunny sacks. The plan;
and the violin player enjoyed them,
selves as did the dancers.
America First.
!, This was one of the prettiest float,
that has ever rolled over the streets
of Pensacola. A perfect replica o.
! the Statue of Liberty on Bedloe's Is
land, New York, was brilliantly light
ed, casting its rays of liberty every
where. On each corner of the base o
} the statue stood Uncle Sam, Columbia
! a Sailor and Soldier Of the Unite,
States Shields bearing the coat o
arms of America and President vii
son were prominent, and the waves o
sea gayly fickered ash the rays 0
the street lights were thrown upol
it. The apron Of the float bore the in
scription. america first to hi wit
/ the hyphen." This float is a credi
to any organization no matter wher
it may be in good old America.
Mr.. LEVY TALKS.
; After the ereditable parade pu
: forth by the Phunmaker's last nigh
! it would be appropriate and worth,
to quote the sentiments expressed b,
Mr.. Sidney P. Levy, president of thi
organization, who was seen at Ii
coronation ball. after the parade an
: asked for his views
: Say to the people of Pensacola,
5 said Mr.. Levy. that the Phunmaker
, appreciate their loyalty, and the man
Ener in which they contributed to tn
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1916-03-07

on Palafox to Zarragossa, thence east
to city hall, where the mayor turned
over the keys Of the city of Pensa-
cola to King Priscus XVII, thence
north on jefferson to Government,
thence west on Government to Pala-
fox thence north on east side of Pala-
fox to Wright, thence west on Wright
to the west side of Palafox, thence
south on the fest side Of Palafox ia
Chase, thence west on Chase ia
Spring, thence south on Spring to the
north side Of Garden, thence east on
Garden to San Carlos court, where the
king made his first public recognition
of the queen.
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Loyal Subjects Give

Welcome to Priscus
CONTINUED from Page one.)
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1916-03-07
Florida Trading
Stamp LalU Held
Con S ii tuition al
az ASSOCIATED PRESS.

Washington, March 6.-The Flor
ida Trading Stamp law, taxing each
place of business giving trading
stamps with merchandise sold, was
today held constitutional by the SUI
preme court. The law has been re-
pealed since the case arose, but was
carried through to a conclusion be-
cause of penalties involved.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1916-03-07

Only few weeks ago there appear
ed at the opera house a local minstrel
production for the benefit of the earn
ival association and this same Plum
makers organization. The show was
excellent, but just 4 wee bit too
lengthy. A suggestion of just what
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1916-03-07
TO REMOVE DANDRUFF

Get 25-cent bottle OF Danderine q
any drug store, pour little into YOU .s
hand and rub we'll into the scalp VII .
the finger tips. BY morning most, !
mot all, Of this awful scurf VIII n 49,
disappeared, Two or three appnca-
lions will destroy every bit OF aan-
.druff; stop scalp itching and raining
hairs-Adv.
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1916-08-09

sion docs hereby certify that the an
uoNcd u.s. "a tru, ana complete trans
cript OF tho
ARTICLES OF tNCDRPDRATtON
-pf=
WESTERN MORTGAGE COMPANY
which were filed ln tho onlcc OF said
Arizona Corporation Commission ON
the i'm day of January. =. - 1918.
at 1913 O'Clock a m. a. provided by
law.
In testimony whereof. the Arizona
Corporation Commission. hy IT, chair
man. has hcrcJuto set It's hand aud
affixed It, official seal Don, At the
city Of Phoenix, the capitol this 3ist
day Of July. \ u 1915.
Arizona Corporation Commission.
,r1iciti Sollb + y JONES
| Attest chairman.
" y SANGSTEE. secretary,
/ 81 t. stamp ln''
ARTICLES or INCORPORATES
WESTERN ~MpETGAGE COMPANY.
know 400 mon hy tho-. presents
| That Wu tho undersigned hove this
| day ,uiuutir'y associated ourselves
'ut''ucr for tho purpose of iurWiu-
70 corporation under the lJN- of the
state OFF Arizona and We h"r,u, Ger
tfy.
Tho u1mr ur -lId corporation Is
| WESTERN MDErDN'i. COMPANY
Tn, nome @rc..douc, ruG pu-luHco
IIIrr, 81 ol.h of 'h. .u.,rrufai.i-.
t. f.lIuV
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1916-08-09

state Corporation commission OF
New Mexico.
CERTIFICATE OF 'OMPAltlS'N
United States of America,
state 81 Sow MeNico-ss
It is hereby certified that h an
ncXcd Is u iull true ana complete
transcript of IN"
STATEMENT Of
WESTERN MORTGAGE COMPANY
Designating Character ot buslness.
Principal Office. Agent etc.
(No, bjsgl
with the endorsements thereon as
same uppears on hle ana OF record ~
the Office Of the state Corporation
Commission.
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1916-08-09
WANTED.
WANTED-Female Help.
SITUATIONS WANTED.

WASTED pusitl.n ts cook and
h~ousckccpor In t.t. or out 81
town cor general homework Iu pr
waite family Nj. II. r.. care oi
Herald
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1916-08-09
SPENCER SWEET PEAS.

beautiful. fragrant, long stock Ave
coiprS. 75c per 100. Rio Crandc In
hu-triai school. Phone :tO6 Fl. or
at strong book storc-
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1916-08-09
The Evening Herald, Albuquerque, \. NJ, Wednesday. August 9, 1916.

board OF directors MAY bo held at any
offices ct places of business.
~.
The general nature Of the business
proposed TO- ho transacted is to buy
ana sell mortgages. stocks. bonds. and
all other ksids O.? commercial paper.
to buy. sell MORTGAGE and lease real
estate To carry ou a rcal-os;aic bus
mess. to act 49, insurance agents aud
brokers to- sell Investment bends aud
20 do such other acts and things a.
may be- necessary to- carry out The
purpuscs cot said corporation.
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1916-08-09
SANTA FE TIME TABLE.
~


Gin effect sunday. re5. I'm. 1870
Most-
No. Daily Ar Up.
/ California Express SOP s:20p
California limitc| Iltupa ~ 3cl
Fast Express. ..... 3.tta lU.lan
, Fast Mail ........li aup ~ 2or
10 lie Luxe tThursj 7.aUa sc0a
SOui,t--
81. a., .aso Express i0.gOp
SIS ~ piso Exprr% g.55a
Fast DaiIy.
10 Atlantic ESprcss... lrs susu
. Eastern Express. 2l.r 'pl
4 California Limited. iUp ,:nuQ
X. G. q Chicago EN 7:ltp Top
20 De Luxe ,Nei',. ysO0p 3.lup
from south
$40 X. g. a Chicago. 7.O0a
sls X. & II Chicago, G.l0D
standard sleeper ror C'Oyia and
Roswell leaves on No. s0H. connects at
Bel"n with rain No e2. leaving Hclcn
at ll;bo . m.
No. I carries one coach only. no
slecpers.
No. SIC viii ave standard sleeper
from Roswell from train 90. n at
Belen,
P. J. JOHNSON, Agent.
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LOST Between ~ morning and
Saiurd1, aftcru... n..,k cus ''opo
purse. white c"lIn zap contain
INK money and SnI Ec annual pass
and other paper suitable reward
for return Of ann Phone lGn2
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1916-08-09

qua sell mtfiEuE'N, NINtkN. h'luN. hHu |
all other ksds %! commercial paper
TO buy sell MORTGAGE n lease real
estate. To carry ON a rcal-os;ato bus |
mess. to act ts insurance agents and !
brokers t. sci Investment bends aud
20 do such other acts and things a.
ma, be necessary to carry uu he |
purposes OF said corporation.
=. |
The amount u The capital stock cot |
said corporation shall Ice one hundred
thousand dollars Eioo. ou0b divided
into one hundred thousand shares Of
tho par value of one dollar Nl'n1
each. OF which ninety thousand ,9o.-
UOH' shares shalt b" preferred stock
and ten thousand tu.0'o1 shares
shall Dee common stock, and sara
stock shalt bo ISSUED fully paid and
worcestershire at such time ct tunes
us the board or dir"ctots may from
time Co. time designate ~ exchange
for cash proper services, or other val
ua1lo rIlhts az THINGS. aud the judg-
mcu' of TIA, board ui directors a. TO
the value thereof -hHll ho conclusive
IN. rtltt.., rights OF thu tNo classics
at stuck shall hc as follow
Dt owners OF preferred s'cot shatl
have uo voice iu the muu1acmoui oi
ib, cor purIttuu 'Wu'i of ,"tunl"h
stock .uuu bc entitled Go p1ttI'ipat,
100 AN stockholders meeting aud o."
east one vote tor ,'Dh shai' col r"W-
mon took owned
th1 owners Of preferred si"'N
shah receive iu january 90 'h'h ''''
"a special dividend of seven pa centrum
or such less amount a- the me- r'"h'~
OF thc preceding year VIII phF. '"'
such special dividends -h"ll DE nom
cumulative.
,rr Al u"t Fronts lu excess "l nv
-p,.lal dividends upon the ptrI'ri'"
STOCK a. above provided. sh'Il De inc
property OF the operation ana may
ho carried ds a surplus or Hotrl""''"
cral dividends ana 1i general ''''-
d"uds declared Dos the board "i d'r',
tors shall n" Distributed "h'-h'''
thereof to the preferred stockholdrr7
aud tho remaining on'-h'i To 'h'
holders ut common stoc",
VI.
The tiuo a. the commencement OF
this corporation shall hr mo INV
these article. are filed M tho uiiic" OK
the Cooperation commission ln u
o.. -s AE..L.N4- and mo tffllll|at on
- .h,u ,, fNcut,-u.c Years
o
VII
c.t- ~, ,ni, gorporation shan
Int h, hoard of directors
.,,, sn,ti r,nsisi of such number.
""''n r., th,cr "a. may he proc
- e. t,,a +, Tim, b, the by-
a.. -cn,norati,n and said d.
- ,u 49, ,l,ctcd a, thc annual
-. .t,,L hnldcrs which
".,n ~, Mold an tho fourth tuesday
~, January in each year. and until
g, '' %'rcc,"rs are elected by the
80 LInvd T.. Sturgcs. George
n'.ir"Y,ar and "a u,sseldon shall!
,ur,.,,r.
VII
ira. ,,,bos, ,mouut of indebted
Inninty dircc, ar contingent
-, ubfrb tbIs CORPORATION shalt at any
.,,t,., ts,i, shall Ice sixty-siS
n.,..,J I,I,rS ! Il UDu,.
TX
rn. n,,,,,. r%ropc,ty Of the stock
,.tbr,. .nau ,r cNcmpt frul. an cor
1870 ,ohts
i''N ~
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1916-08-05
CARBON CLIFF

Mrs. Fred Frells entertained a num-
bed Of relatives and friends Thursday
in honor of her 4Sth birthday ami
versary. Those from out of town were
Mr. and Mrs. Charles Eakins and
daughter Margery and Elmer Frells of
Moline.
MIR. and Mrs. Leroy Carey, son Lyle
and daughters, Gladys, May and Mar
celia visited the past week at the home
OF the latter's sister. Mrs. Verne Lou
ger at Ssyedsburg, Iowa.
Mrs. Scott Kennedy, Mrs. Ed Frary,
Mrs. Tom Laughery and daughters
Bessie and Kate, went to Hampton to
help entertain in honor of Rev. John
kennedy's 3Stb birthday anniversary.
Mrs. G. Stombs of Rock Island Wis
tied with her son Phil Stombs and fam
lily the past week.
Mrs. Joe Benson and son Joe, Mrs.
George Harold and daughters Violet
and Marie spent Tuesday with their
sister Mrs. Emma Kendall at East
Moline.
Mrs. J. p. Laughery visited with rel
Stives at East Moline this week.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1916-08-05
OF LOCAL INTEREST
Some People We Know, and We VIII
Profit by Hearing About Them.

This is q purely local event.
1t took place in Rock Island.
: Not IN some far-away place.
+ You are asked to investigate Il.
$ Asked To believe q citizens word;
To confirm citizens statement.
Any article that is endorsed at home
IS more worthy Of confidence
Than one you know nothing about,
Endorsed by unknown people.
g. W. Bradley, proprietor grocery
store. 1921 Third avenue. Rock Island,
says: MY back was lame and my
kidneys were so weak that I could
hardly bend over to put on my shoes
in the morning. I also had severe
pains IN my loins and limbs The
kidney secretions were highly colored
and passed TOO frequently. l had
dizzy spells and had to put my hand
on the wall to keep myself from fall
ing One box OF Doan's Kidney Pills
gave me suck great relief that | got
TWO more BY the time I had used
those was completely cured"
Price, zoe at al dealers. Don't sim
ply ask for 8 kidney remedy-get
Doan's Kidney Pills the same that
cured Mr.. bradley. Foster Milburn
Co, Props, Buffalo, N X>-lAdV.l
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1916-08-05

Mrs. Polly Cohen and daughter, Mrs.
Hugh Canaan and daughter Elsa of
Milan, visited with the formers broth
er, Richard Milton and with other rel
atives on Tuesday.
The Misses Catherine O'Brien and
Gladys Klebe of Barstow, Ill, visited
the past week at the home of the for
mer's aunt, Mrs. b. A. Hennegan
Mrs. Crist Hutton and family, Miss
Margaret Camp. Mrs, Charles Rose
man, Mrs. George Frary. Mr. and Mrs.
Leroy Hampson and the Misses Gladys
klebe and Catherine O'Brien from
here attended the Barnum e. Bailey
show at Rock Island Thursday.
Mr. and Mrs. William Gerhardt and
daughters Margaret and Gertrude and
Miss Ella Milton visited at Moline and
Rock Island Sunday
Rev. John Kennedy and wife of
Hampton visited here on Thursday
with relatives.
Mr.. and Mrs. Henry Roeschman and
daughter Hanah Mabel. and Miss
Bessie Cook motored to East Moline
for visit on Wednesday.
Mr. and Mrs. T.. W Beckwith and
daughter Flossie Edna and son Law
renee +. Beckwith. wife and son Ed
gar, motored over from Davenport for
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1916-08-05

broad table, which was covered with
books, maps and diagrams. As I en-
tered his seat spun round to face me-
His appearance made me gasp. l was
prepared for something strange, but
not for so overpowering a personality
as this. 1t was his size which took
ones breath away-his size and his
imposing presence. His head was
enormous, the largest have ever seen
upon a human being l am sure that
his top hat, had / ever ventured to don
it, would have slipped over me entire
" aud rested on my shoulders He
had the face and beard which l as
sociate with an ASSyrtan bull - the
former f1orid. the latter so black as
almost to have a suspicion of blue,
spade shaped and ripping down over
his chest The hair was peculiar, plas-
tered down in front in a long, curving
wisp over his massive forehead. The
eyes were blue gray under great black
tufts, very clear, very critical and very
masterful. 4 huge spread of shout
ders and a chest like a barrel were
the other parts of him which appeared
above the table, save for two enor-
nous hands covered with long black
hair. This and a believing, roaring,
rumbIing voice made up my first i'm
preston Of the notorious Professor
Challenger.
"WeIl?" said he, with a most inso-
lent stare. What now?'
1 must keep up my deception for at
least a little time longer, otherwise
here was evidently an end of the inter
view.
You were good enough to give me
an appointment, sir" said I, humbly,
producing his envelope.
He took my letter from his desk and
laid it out before him.
ooh, you are the young person who
cannot understand plain English, are
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1916-08-05

for the same thing. You've blackened
this young mans eye. Do You giye
him in charge, sir?"
] relented.
NO" said I, "I do not"
whats that?" said the policeman.
Il was to blame myself. / intruded
upon him. He gave me fair warning"
The policeman snapped up his note
book.
Don't let us have any more such
going on" said he. "Now, then, move
on. there, move on This to a butch
er's boy, n maid and one or two loaf
ers who had collected. He dumped
heavily down the street, driving this
little flock before him. The professor
looked at me. and there was something
humorous at the back of his eyes.
Come in" said he. I've not done
with you yet"
The speech had a sinister sound. but
i followed him none the less into the
house. The manservant, Austin, like
Il wooden image, closed the door be
hind us.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1916-08-05

visit at Mr.. and Mrs. John hol.as-,
Mrs. G.. F. Holland visited on a.
day with her sister, Miss Carrie 10"
bert at Milan. - =,
Mrs. Rollie Smith Of Milan visi,es ,s -
Monday at the home of Mr. anu 90
Steven Milton. ma
Mrs. williams OF Orion visited -
past week with her ssster-in-la~' ~
Laura Settles. -..vs
Mrs. Fred Kendall and sons 80 80
and Clarence OF East Moline ~
Thursday with relatives here. -
Mrs. Julia Stoehr of Moline -.
daughter. Mrs. Tom Stone OF e,l
town were entertained al the D"
Jones home Tuesday an
Richard Milton is reported
quite Ill at this writing .r.s
Jason Bisant and daughter g..
were East Moline business
Wednesday.