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The Hope pioneer. [volume] (Hope, N.D.) 1882-1964, 1916-03-09
Fudge That 10 Fudge.

Two squares of chocolate. one and
one.half cupfuls of sugar, one cupful
of milk, melt these; a large piece of
butter, one teaspoonful OF vanilla:
boil until it forms a ball in water;
after removing from the stove put a
scant tablespoonful of cream in the
fudge and stir a few minutes. This
makes 1t smooth and creamy. Just
before the fudge is done put in a
cupful of chopped walnuts or one-half
cupful of raisins. l sometimes pour
half the fudge on a buttered dish and
over that a layer of m~arshmallows,
then the rest OF the fudge.-Boston
Globe,
The Hope pioneer. [volume] (Hope, N.D.) 1882-1964, 1916-03-09
FEW FOUND TO Be PERFECT
According to Tests Made the Ideal
Husband Seems to Be a Some
what Rare Animal.

In q recent husband show each com.
petitor was required to do certain
things and answer certain questions,
says Pearson's Weekly.
The ideal husband answered all the
questions and did all his tasks without
fail.
Are you the husband every wife
should have? II SO:
Can you give the day of the week
you were married on and it's full date?
Do you know when your mother-in.
laws birthday is?
When you left for the office this
morning what kind of dress was your
wife wearing?
Can you say .ofhand what the mar.
ket prices Of eggs. butter, cheese,
meat and bread are?
DO you know the cheapest shopping
places in your neighborhood?
One of the tests the husbands had
was as follows: The wives stood behind
q curtain and placed one hand above
1t. Each husband was required to pick
out his wife's hand. A good many
failed!
Do you make a point OF always
praising your wife when she has
cooked anything more daintily than
usual?
Do you tell her she's the best wife
In the world?
Have you ever acknowledged to her
that you are wrong and she is right
In any argument?
II you can answer these questions
satisfactorily then you al put your.
self down as the perfect husband-ac.
cording to this interesting and in.
Structive test, at any rate.
The Hope pioneer. [volume] (Hope, N.D.) 1882-1964, 1916-03-09
UTILIZING HleH.PRIcED MEAT
u Nothing 10 Allowed to Go to W.,te,
Writer Asserts, Il 10 Cheaper
In the End.

A good tenderloin steak may run In
price today from % to 40 cents 9
pound; a round steak may be pur
chased for from IL to 20 cents q
pound. Now. which is the greater
economy in handling the home pocket.
book-to purchase the round steak o,
to take the high-priced %tenderloin:
The wife has it within her power to
make the high-priced t%enderloin an
economy.
She serves it first as a broiled steak,
With the remnants left, including the
bone and fat, there are yet eleven diff.
ferent ways in which she can make
palatable additional meals for her fam.
lily and not have them feel that there
1s a monotony in their food. When
she reaches the final rag end of that
high-priced tenderloin she still has a
fertilizer for her garden, and the steak
has really cost her not more than
seven cents a pound.
1t is all in knowing how to do it,
and In this knowledge or the lack of it
lies the fact that the mother is either
making or losing money for the home.
The housewives of foreign countries
have learned this lesson far better
than American women.-New York
Tribune.
The Hope pioneer. [volume] (Hope, N.D.) 1882-1964, 1916-03-09
How to Keep Young.

The best way to keep young Is to
associate, as far as possible, with ev.
erything and everybody that is new
and young. Both men and women get
old by sticking to old ways, thinking
old thoughts and always looking back
on the past.
Look ahead If you want to keep
young. Youth always thinks Of what
it is going to do in the future and
forgets the failures of the past. 1t is
not the go-ahead men who age rap.
idly; 1t is the men who stick in old
ruts and follow out long-established
rules and methods. Constant change
and variety may be said to form one
Of the great secrets of youthfulness.,
A woman should make a point Of
getting out as much as possible
PearsOns. /
The Hope pioneer. [volume] (Hope, N.D.) 1882-1964, 1916-03-09
The Anasmic Dove.

OF all causes in history the aus OF
International peace is probably the no.
blest, yet Of all symbols appealing to
the worlds Imagination its symbol. the
dove. is probably the most anaemic.
Some other, mor compelling, must
take its place before Its. cause a
plead enfectually against that of its
rival. The dove is no match for the
devil. If war is ever to be ~vanquished
it will be by st. George or Raphael
not by the bird of Moan. In brief. it
is only peace militant, not peace dor
mant, that can supplant the heroic fg.
IRE of war in the hearts of the ma.
tions.-Percy Mackaye m North Amer
lean Review. $50
The Hope pioneer. [volume] (Hope, N.D.) 1882-1964, 1916-03-09
One Great Seal Lost.

History records the irrccoverable
loss of only one great seattle hrst Of
George III. This event occurred when
Lord Thurlow was lord chancellor.
One morning in March, 1854; bis lord.
ships residence In Great Ormond street
was broken into BY burglars. who car.
ried OF the great seal. along with a
sum OF money and two silver hilted
swords. The privy council was sum.
moned to deal with this treat emer.
gency. and the royal engraxer was or.
dered to produce another agreat seal,
which he did In thirty.siE hours by
working day and night. Lord Thurlow
always slept with the new seal under
his pillow during the subsequent years
he was lord chancellor.-Eohdon Mail.
The Hope pioneer. [volume] (Hope, N.D.) 1882-1964, 1916-03-09
Open Necks and Health.

Portraits Of famous beauties who
have kept their good looks late in
life always show that they wore open
necks and heelless shoes, says a we'll
known physician. Certain it is that
when the neck is restricted with tight
collars the important thyroid glands
on either side Of the windpipe, the
great stabilizers of the human body,
cannot do their work properly, and
the correlations between other glands
In the head. throat and chest are in
%terrupted. 1t is these glands which
store up the e strength and
vitality SO much needed in later life
and which regulate the entire body
and head. The thymus glands in the
chest are particularly important to
growing girls.
The Hope pioneer. [volume] (Hope, N.D.) 1882-1964, 1916-03-09
Meaning of Dreams.

Dreams are not the disordered phaa.
tasmagoria Of a partially sleeping
brain. but are logical and well ordered
and conceal within themselves our true
wishes and desires. THE dream re.
veals the true inner man.: his varlous
motives and desires, hidden from the
view of others and often~hidden from
his WI conscious thoughts. Conse-
quently, when rightly p interpreted,
dreams are the real keysto the riddle
Of human life, because through them
sclous and our real selves. The un-
conscious is our true self, not our con-
scious thinking, with Its naturalization
Of all our mental processes.-'.Ths
Meaning of Dreams" s@s
The Hope pioneer. [volume] (Hope, N.D.) 1882-1964, 1916-03-09
Justice.

A Sunday school teacher had hee1
telling her class of little boys about
crowns Of glory and heavenly rewards
for good people. SO
"Now, tell me-" she said at tie close
of the lesson. "who win get <he big.
gest crown"
There was a silence for q minute or
two, then a bright little chap piped
out:
"'1m wot's got t. biggest lead."-Lon-
don Tit.Bits.
The Hope pioneer. [volume] (Hope, N.D.) 1882-1964, 1916-03-09
Cheese as an Aid to Health.

The long cherished idea that cheese
should form only a small part of the
daily diet recently has been chal'
lenged. Not long ago the United
States department of agriculture is
sued a bulletin recommending the use
OF cheese as a cheap and wholesome
substitute for meat.
An interesting and important asser.
ton by a Swiss investigator is to the
effect that persons who make cheese
a considerable part of their regular
diet r very resistant to many in,
testinal diseases, such as dysentery
and the dreaded typhus fever which
has desolated Serbia. According to
Doctor Burri, the daily meat ration
in the Swiss army has already been
partly replaced by cheese, with excel
lent results.
The Hope pioneer. [volume] (Hope, N.D.) 1882-1964, 1916-03-09
A Gantla Him.

A certain butcher is renowned among
his contemporaries for the quaintness
and originality Of some Of his remarks.
On a road leading to q neighboring
parish he n day met 1 gentleman
who ut the time owed him for some
meat. After a s%alutation the gentle.
man remarked:
That's a fine fat dog you have, Al.
exander."
"Sae weel he may, sir" was tho re-
ply. "for he has an easy conscience
and is cot O debt. and that's mair than
you or l a say"
The hint was taken. and the butcher
got his money next day.-London An.
sWers. @s"'
The Hope pioneer. [volume] (Hope, N.D.) 1882-1964, 1916-03-09
Nails Used in Suroery.

1t is said that common iron nails
are now successfully used by surgeons
in the repair of broken bones. The
nails, which are used to hold the pieces
in place while the healing process
goes on, are soon covered with a sort
of rust-resisting membrane and their
presence occasions no trouble or i'll
effects. Sioux City Qa.) surgeons re-
port in which nails and ever
iron stovepipe wire have been used
for this purpose.
The Hope pioneer. [volume] (Hope, N.D.) 1882-1964, 1916-03-09
Not a Sentimental Story.

Many years ago a little boy was
having a birthday party. In the midst
of the m%errymaking he slipped away
from his young friends and went up
garnet to hide in an old trunk. Twen-
ty years later he again went up gar,
ret. There stood the same old trunk;
All, children, l do not blame you for
asking how in tunkett he could open
the trunk and find his own body in it?
He didn't. When he raised the lid
there was nothing in the trunk but an
old lowered waistcoat and six copies
OF Hostetter's Almanac, all the tangi.
BILE assets that had been left by his
lamented Uncle LATE, who had been
Q vaudeville star.-Kansas City Star.
The Hope pioneer. [volume] (Hope, N.D.) 1882-1964, 1916-03-09
Too New.FanaIed for Her.

A South side young matron pur.
chased a motor-driven sewing ma.
chine. She sent for her mother to
come and see the new treasure. Her
mother came. saw and shifted.
Il don't like it," she said firmly,
"and l don't want one of them. !
find the same fault with it that
mother found with my machine when
I got it: i have sewed too long by
hand to be converted to any Of your
new-fangled notions she declared to
me when ! showed her my machine in
operation. Look at M!-Lickety-scoot!
Lickety.scoot!' And that's just what
I don't like about this motor thing
there's too much lickety.scoot about
Il. "-Cleveland Leader.
The Hope pioneer. [volume] (Hope, N.D.) 1882-1964, 1916-03-09
Oatmeal Pratss.

Andrew Carnegie praised at a lunch.
con the abstemious. almost vegetarian.
diet of the Scotch. ~
"The Scotch are strong and long
lived" he said. because they don't
overeat. Oatmeal. which, they take
with milk and salt-never sugar-is a
staple with them. 1t Is true that Dr..
Samuel Johnson once sneered at the
oatmeal habit, saying:
"'Oats are a food for men in Scot.
land and for horses in England
but to this the Scotch lord. Elibank,
promptly retorted:
eyes. indeed. And where will you
lind such horses and such menf'"-
Philadelphia Bulletin. So
The Hope pioneer. [volume] (Hope, N.D.) 1882-1964, 1916-03-09
Versailles Custard.

Cook a cup of %granulated sugar over
a hot fire until it becomes caramel.
Turn quickly into your baking dish.
moving 1t so as to coat the sides and
bottom with the mixture. This must
be done quickly, as the caramel hard.
n rapidly. Make q custard as usual,
turn into your well-coated dish and
bake until firm in the center. Chill
thoroughly. To serve turn out on a
glass dish. The caramel gives a de.
acious favor and makes a splendid
sauce.
The Hope pioneer. [volume] (Hope, N.D.) 1882-1964, 1916-03-09
TRAINING Children.

The trouble is that many parents do
not appreciate the importance of be-
ginning to train their children in emo
tional control while the children still
are very small. They may scold them
and punish them, but they do not train
them. So that, often without the pa
rents suspecting it, the habit OF ex.
cessive emottonality grows until 1t
becomes an ingrained personal trait.
The Hope pioneer. [volume] (Hope, N.D.) 1882-1964, 1916-03-09
From the Latin.

The Russians, who were slightly in.
nuenced by the Latin races, say that
dogs bark and the wind carries It
away" but the French, Spaniards, Ger.
mans and English. who have inherited
more than they wish to acknowledge
from ancient Rome. all agree that
barking dogs don't bite" and we have
also in English the warning to have
q care for a silent dog and still water"
which is clearly a free translation of
the Latin original.
The Hope pioneer. [volume] (Hope, N.D.) 1882-1964, 1916-03-09
:, Getting. .tha Dsttsr- Of an Invention.

Getting. tina Dattar- sf. an Invention.
Very wrong verdicts are come to by
people who s modern inventions in
the wrong way. The moving staircase
at the embankment station offered q
proof of this. A countryw6dhan was
seen trying to ascend the descending
side Of the moving STAIRCASE there.
There was no official about, "and after
two plucky attempts she atslast made
progress and doggedly worked her way
up to the top. Some people who saw
her efforts waited for her 1t the top.
When she recovered her breath she
said, "Eh. l don't think them movin'
%staircases all the talks about 10 any
better than the old Observation-Disclosures
Guardian. p
The Hope pioneer. [volume] (Hope, N.D.) 1882-1964, 1916-03-09
His Discrimination,

Come, muh brudder." invited Dea.
o Hawhee, addressing a stranger
who had wandered into the revival
meeting. don't yo' want to fine de
heavenly band?' NO. sab: but
Yankee for de bid. dess de same!" was
the polite reply. Il done played de
tromboon in a minstrel band all last
season. and isn't got mo- dan half muh
sal'ry twell plumb yit!"-kansas City
Star.
The Hope pioneer. [volume] (Hope, N.D.) 1882-1964, 1916-03-09
Hash with IEuos.

This is delicious. One cupful Of
boiled ham. chopped fine, one cupful Of
potato, mashed OF chopped, n cupful
of cracker or bread crumbs; season
well. mix all together with water, put
In a deep plate, smooth it over and
then make little dents in the top large
enough to hold an egg. Put it in the
oven and heat it through, then remove
and drop an egg In each of the places
and -~+nrn 1t to the oven till the eggs
cooked.
The Hope pioneer. [volume] (Hope, N.D.) 1882-1964, 1916-03-09
Wear Furs of Necessity.

Throughout the cold ATTITUDES Of
China during the winter the Chinese
of all classes wear fur, wool or hair.
lined garments. Even the coolies
have their sheep or goat skins, and
people of the middle and official
classes have many sets of garments
lined with the richest furs. Their
houses are rarely heated to a comfort.
able temperature. and in consequence
they wear their furs both indoors and
out.
The Hope pioneer. [volume] (Hope, N.D.) 1882-1964, 1916-03-09
To Keep Well.

A knowledge OF the law Of immunity
teaches that when u health is at it's
best our restraining power is at it's
best. Hence we say we are immune
to disease. While It is wise and nee
essary to avoid. control and destroy
disease producing germs wherever
found. it ia very necessary to render
the body as nearly immune as possible
and then keep it In that condition.
The Hope pioneer. [volume] (Hope, N.D.) 1882-1964, 1916-03-09
Grease the Nail,

All mechanics know that a nail
when oiled or creased is much more
readily driven through hard woods.
Elmer S. Ellis OF Pomona. Cal, has
devised a receptacle for grease or
other lubricant. to be contained in
the handle Of a hammer into which
the nail a be inserted and with.
drawn without wasting the lubricant
and at little loss of Unconditional
Magazine.
The Hope pioneer. [volume] (Hope, N.D.) 1882-1964, 1916-03-09
No Araument comino.

Did you speak to father about me,
Arthur" "Yes, did, dear, and he
agreed with me heartily" Then he
said l might marry you?" "Why-er-
no. l didn't quite get to the point
of asking him that. l just said you
were a fine girl."-Birmingham Age
Herald.
The Hope pioneer. [volume] (Hope, N.D.) 1882-1964, 1916-03-09
Easy to DISTINGUISH Them.

"A press of other duties has made
me neglect a certain important matt
ter; viz. how. to pick a duck" volun4
teered Professor Pate. "The way to
pick a duck is to say 'Quack! quack!f
to him with q rising infection. II he
merely quac' back he is a duck. IL
he answers that It is none OF your
damned business he is a doctor. On
the other hand If he maintains a
discreet silence he is either a toad
or q diplomat kansas City Star.
The Hope pioneer. [volume] (Hope, N.D.) 1882-1964, 1916-03-09

Out Of the Mouths Of Babes.
Mamma" said little Laura one
night as she looked at the s%tar-studded
sky. what a beautiful place heaven
must be when it's so pretty wrong
side QUIT"
The Hope pioneer. [volume] (Hope, N.D.) 1882-1964, 1916-03-09
Safety Pin an Old Idea,

Queen Victoria's reputed invention
Of the safety pin has been exploded
by the recent discovery on the island
Of Crete Of one supposed to have been
made at least 900 years B. G.. This
gives it the safety first honors.
The Hope pioneer. [volume] (Hope, N.D.) 1882-1964, 1916-03-09
Veal Salad.

This is nice when you have finished
with q roast of veal: Cut up veal in
dice. also bunch of celery diced. place
On bed Of lettuce leaves. Pour over
dressing place q few olives: stuffed
ones with red peppers look attractive
and add a delicate flavor, too. by chop.
Ding in a few with the salad.
The Hope pioneer. [volume] (Hope, N.D.) 1882-1964, 1916-03-09
Now, Boys, Altogether.

A man was about to be lynched by
. determined but considerate mob.
Before adjusting the moose the leader
inquired:
Would you like to say your prayers
or indulge in any other brief amuse.
ment?"
a little exercise might be benef.
cial, seeing I'm run down." replied the
doomed man. F.,
What variety Of exercise?" in.
quired the mob leader.
Il think" said the prisoner, glanc
Ing at the coil of hemp, II think I'd
kinda like to skip the rope"
The Hope pioneer. [volume] (Hope, N.D.) 1882-1964, 1916-03-09
Measuring Moisture In Wood.

Experts in wood technology have
perfected instruments that measure
the amount of moisture in koq& ia
thus have. gIvdl t. XmbsrmS&Nbr
nation. II tie atmo& vafde IL them,
since 1t has sRyed them many thou
: z|; q; 1 |;s;lE l;| ;;('l@E;l e. s. $:
and cut from green logs contains from
four hundred to five hundred pounds
OF water. Nearly all fresh.cut wood
Is at least 0ne.third water. Some
The Hope pioneer. [volume] (Hope, N.D.) 1882-1964, 1916-03-09

Shortened Length Of Lance.
The war lance of the middle ages
about sixteen feet long. the pres.
ent.day lance rarely exceeds eleven
feet.
The Hope pioneer. [volume] (Hope, N.D.) 1882-1964, 1916-03-09
Use Rabbit Fur on Hats.

Rabbit fur is said to be supplanting
wool in felt hat making in Australia,
where 32 factories are in operation.
The fur is considered much superior to
the finest merino for this purpose. and
millions of rabbit skins are used an.
nually.
The Hope pioneer. [volume] (Hope, N.D.) 1882-1964, 1916-03-09
Concentration.

Concentration.
1t Is concentration that counts. The
flame of a candle applied direct IL
more uncomfortable than the ditfused
heat of a blast furnace.-Selected.
The Hope pioneer. [volume] (Hope, N.D.) 1882-1964, 1916-03-09

Optimistic Thought.
He meditates evil for himself who
meditates It for another,
The Hope pioneer. [volume] (Hope, N.D.) 1882-1964, 1916-03-09
Good Washing Material.

t"oou MateTIat.
Two potatoes grated in a basin OF
warm water give better results than
soap In washing delicate flannel o.
wooden goods, ribbons, etc.
The Hope pioneer. [volume] (Hope, N.D.) 1882-1964, 1916-03-09
TANGO 1rainlnu.

Rankin--1 just read in the paper
that a famous athlete keeps himself
In condition by dancing.
Phyle--Is that so? I must recon.
mend 1t to an athletic friend OF
mine.
is he a sprtnter1" 81
mo. Q wrestler" aasiE4&
The Hope pioneer. [volume] (Hope, N.D.) 1882-1964, 1916-03-09
KNOWLEDGE.

knowledge.
A loving heart is the beginning Of
all observation-disclosures Carlyle.
The Hope pioneer. [volume] (Hope, N.D.) 1882-1964, 1916-03-09
Futiiity Of Argument.

Plato defined man as "a two leg9ed
animal without feathers" Diogenes.
who heard this, pluckeda cock. 'This
is Plato's man." said he. But never
you think the old timer lacked a "come-
back" He added to his original Def
milton the words, with broad nat
m na'1s;- srsn IS t1 Rse(4Hlf.' Of ''''-
The Hope pioneer. [volume] (Hope, N.D.) 1882-1964, 1916-03-09
The Cause.

First Chauffer-Bnl's been q chSut
feur ten years and never run over no
body yet.
seconI Chkunsdt4Hhl Bills an
a..
The Hope pioneer. [volume] (Hope, N.D.) 1882-1964, 1916-03-09

Q The One Ad{hn&
Traded your moto4 br an aero
plane, eh? What's thk
well, there's this1 an aero.
plane-even IL the Ell does break
down. you're bound nd some.
where."-St. Louis P4B@ hitch.
Passionate people dvH leny thsis
anger. and towards Gh boast thaIs
[#
The gazette-times. [volume] (Heppner, Or.) 1912-1925, 1916-11-09
Merely Mary Ann
Coming to the Star

"Of all the parts that l have play
ed, which do l like best?" repeated
dainty Vivian Martin, star of the
William Fox production, Merely
Mary" 81 like the part of Mary
Ann, the slavey in Israel Zangwills
famous stage masterpiece.
The answer came quick as flash
There was no hesitaney on the par,
of this demure photoplay star, nc
evasion. In her voice was a tone thai
carried conviction. The question wa!
answered as soon as asked.
"The part of Mary Ann is m!
favorite of favorites," continued Mis-
Martin. 81 like it because liked thu
real Mary Ann, for there was rea
Mary Ann. You didn't know? On
yes, indeed, there was q very, yer,
real Mary Ann" Miss Martins fac
became unduly sober. II must tel
you about her" -
The gazette-times. [volume] (Heppner, Or.) 1912-1925, 1916-11-09
IN THE DISTRICT COURT OF THE
UNITED STATES FOR THE DIS
TRICT OF OREGON.

IN THE DISTRICT COURT OF THE |
UNITED STATES FOR THE DIS
TRICT OF OREGON.
IN THE MATTER OF Samuel E. |
Willis, In Bankruptcy.
To the Honorable Judges of the
District Court of the United States
for the District of Oregon: Samuel
E. Willis of Stanfield, in the County
of Umatilla and State of Oregon, in
said District, respectfully represents
that on the I'd day of December last
past, he was duly adjudged bankrupt
under the Acts of Congress relating to
bankruptcy; that he has duly sworn
all his property and rights of property
and has fully complied with all the
requirements of said Acts and Of the
|orders Of the Court touching his
bankruptcy.
WHEREFORE he prays that he
may be decreed by the Court to have
full discharge from all debts prova-
BILE against his estate under said
bankrupt Acts. except such debts as
lare excepted by law from such dis
charge,
! Dated this 14th day of February,
A. D. 1916.
SAMUEL E. WILLIS, Bankrupt.
Ordered Thereon.
DISTRICT OF OREGON, S..
On this 4th day Of November, A. d.
) 1916, on reading the foregoing Pc
tition, it is
ORDERED BY THE COURT, That
, a hearing be had upon the same on
The 9Th day of December. A. D. 1916,
before said Court at Portland, in said
, district at 10 o'clock in the forenoon
) and that all known creditors and 9th
er persons in interest may appear at
'he said time and place and show
) cause, If any they have, why the pray
er of the said petitioner should not
be granted.
} And it is further ORDERED BY
THE COURT that the Clerk shall
7end by mail, to all known creditors
, copies Of said petition and this or
! der, addressed to them at their places
of residence as stated
, WITNESS the Honorable Charles
! g. Wolverton, Judge of the said
Court, and the seal thereof, at Port
, land, in said district, on the 4th day
) of November, A. D. 1915.
G. H. MARSH,
Clerk.