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Clinch Valley news. [volume] (Jeffersonville, Va.) 18??-2019, 1916-11-10
HoW'S This?

We offer One Hundred Dollars
Reward for any case of Catarrh
that cannot be cured by Hall S
Catarrh Cure.
F.. ]. CHENEY & CO., Toledo, o.
We, the undersigned. have known r. ].
cheney for the last Is years, and believe
him perfectly honorable in all business
transactions and financially able to carry
out any obligations made by his firm.
NATIONAL BANK OF COMMERCE..
Toledo, o.
Halls Catarrh Cure is taken Internally,
acting directly upon the blood and mu.
cous surfaces of the system. Testimonials
sent free. Price rs cents per bottle Sold
by all Druggists.
Take Halrs Family Pills for constipation.
Clinch Valley news. [volume] (Jeffersonville, Va.) 18??-2019, 1916-11-10
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DAILY.
Schedule Effective Nov. %, 1914

ID A | l. Y.
Schedule Effective Nov. %, 1914
lN. Tazcwell for Norton
9:l0 II. m. 1904 ID. m.
Lv. Tazcwell for Bluefcld-
1912 II: m; GAP p. m.
From Blucilcld, Eastbound:
0:l5 IL. m. for Roanoke, Lynchburg.
Norfolk and points on Shenandoah di-
vision Pullman sleeper and cafe car
to Roanoke. Pullman to Norfolk. Par
Tor cnr Roanoke and Richmond, and
Ronnoke and llngerstown. Sleeper
llngerstown and New York.
CAB Il. m. daily for East Rndford
Lvnchburg and intermediate stations.
2:25 p. m. daily Roanoke, Lynch
burg and intermediate stations and the
Shenandoah Valley. Pullman sleeper
Gnry to Philadelphia, Roanoke and
New York. Dining car.
9:l5 p. m. for Roanoke. Lynchburp.
Richmond, Norfolk: Pullman sleeper
to Norfolk and Roanoke to Richmond.
WESTBOUND.
$3.50 p. m. for Kcnova, Portsmouth,
Columbus, St. Louis, and the west.
Pullman sleeper Columbus, Cincinnati
and Chicago. Cafe ear to Williamson.
$40 n. M. for Kcnovn, Portsmouth.
Cincinnati, Columbus, West, North
west. Pullman sleeper to Columbus.
Cafe car.
1880 n. m. for Williamson and in
termcdiate stations.
1875 p. IN. for Welch and intcrmc-
diatc stations. Pullman slccpcr and
7:d2 p. M. for Gary.
Write for rates, maps, timetable,
descriptive pamphlets, TO any station
agent or to w. Il. Devil, Passenger
Traffic Manager, w. G. Saunders, gen
eral passenger agent, Ronnokc, Vn.
Clinch Valley news. [volume] (Jeffersonville, Va.) 18??-2019, 1916-11-10
Baby Had Whooping Cough.

Mrs. Sam C, Small. CLAYTON, N. NJ.
writes: my grandson had whooping
cough when he was three months old.
We used Foley's Honey and Tar and
| believe it saved his lief. ell is now
big and fat" Foley's Honey and Tar
s fine thing to have in the house
for whooping cough, Group, coughs
colds. For sale by Hawkins Pharma-
cy E
Clinch Valley news. [volume] (Jeffersonville, Va.) 18??-2019, 1916-11-10
Men Feel Tired, Too.

While much is said about tired wo-
men it must be remembered that men
also pay the penalty of overwork.
When the kidneys are weak, inactive,
or sluggish, when one feels tired out
and miserable, has the "blues," lacks
energy and ambition, Foley kidney
pills are tonic and strengthening. They
act quickly. For sale by Hawking
Pharmacy. (
Clinch Valley news. [volume] (Jeffersonville, Va.) 18??-2019, 1916-11-10
SOUNDED FAMILIAR.

Josh-Yes. the old farmer was tell
ing about the fight between his two
game ROSTERS.
Bosh-But why was old Red Nose
SO interested?
Josh-Whv because the farmer said
when the fight was over there was
nothing left but two cocktails.
Clinch Valley news. [volume] (Jeffersonville, Va.) 18??-2019, 1916-11-10
DON'T NEGLECT YOUR COLD.

Neglected colds get worse, instead
1T better. A stuffed head, tight
hest, must be relieved Mt once. DR..
Bells -Tar-Honey is Natures re-
medy. Honey and glycerine heal the
irritated membrane, nntiscptic tar
loosens the phlegnL you breathe cas-
Ter and your cold is broken up. Plea
SAINT to take, DR.. Bells Pine Honey
Tar is an ideal remedy for children
rs well ms grown-ups. AT your Drug
gist's, 25c.
Clinch Valley news. [volume] (Jeffersonville, Va.) 18??-2019, 1916-11-10
November Weather.

Early cold snaps, storms and sleet
snow and slush, cause coughs and
colds. Folye's Honey and Tar acst
quickly, cuts tho phlegn, opens air
passages, allays irritation, heals in
nammation and enables the sufferedr
10 breathe easily and naturally so
that sleep is not disturbingly by hack
ing coughs. For sale by Hawkins
Pharmacy. f
Clinch Valley news. [volume] (Jeffersonville, Va.) 18??-2019, 1916-11-10
CARRIED AWAY.

First Actor-Yes, our western trip
was pretty rough. Frost everywhere
except one place. When we left there,
the whole town was up in the air
about US.
Second Actor-One of those sudden
waves of rheumatism, ali?
FRS Actor-No; n cyclone.
Clinch Valley news. [volume] (Jeffersonville, Va.) 18??-2019, 1916-11-10
Clear Bad Skin From Within.

Pimply, muddy complications are due
20 impurities In the blood. Clear up
he skin by taking DR.. Kings New
Life Pills. Their mild laxative quail
tiles remove the poisons from the
system and brighten the eye. A full,
free, non-griping bowel movement in
The morning is the reward of dose
of DR.. Kings New Life Pills the night
before. AT your Druggists 25c.
Clinch Valley news. [volume] (Jeffersonville, Va.) 18??-2019, 1916-11-10
A DIFFERENCE.

Mrs. Holdtite-My husband was
very angry when l asked him for II
new fur coat.
Mrs. Nokoyne-My husband was
different. When | asked him for
new coat he never said word.
Mrs. Holdtite-Fine; and did you
get the coat?
Mrs. Nokoyne-No.
Clinch Valley news. [volume] (Jeffersonville, Va.) 18??-2019, 1916-11-10
The Ladies' Home Journal, The Sat

urday Evening Post and The COun-
try Gentleman wish to secure the
spare time of man or woman to act
as local representative in Tazewel
and vicinity, looking after the renew
ais of their many subscriptions in this
section, and introducing these publ
cations to new readers. Payment
will be made in salary and commits
sions. Previous experience is dcsira-
BILE but not essential. For details,
address with reference, Box 654, The
Curtis Publishing Co., Independence
Square. PHILADELPHIA.
Clinch Valley news. [volume] (Jeffersonville, Va.) 18??-2019, 1916-11-10
This-and Five Cents.

Don't miss this. Cut GU this slim
encolse DC to Foley G. Co. 1886 Shelf
field Ave, Chicago, ILL.,, writing YOUR
name and address plainly. You will
receive in return a trial package con-
taining Foley's Honey and Tar Com
pound for coughs, colds, and Group;
Foley kidney pills and Foley Cathar.
tic tablets. For sale by Hawking
Pharmacy. Z
Clinch Valley news. [volume] (Jeffersonville, Va.) 18??-2019, 1916-11-10
Ger tain feeGz
Roofing

sanitary less la less maintain and
less per year life guaranteed for s. 10 IS according
o ply Il 2 or 81. 1t actually lasts longer.
The of this life lies in tho quality of the roofing felt and tie
asphalt Roongs do outher life depends
length they the saturation CERTANTEED
made of the best quality of roofing c and thoroughly saurat
Generals blend of soft asphal which keeps the
saturaon soft and prevents the dyngou destructive
the ordinary roofing.
CERTAINTEED made in rolls; also in saeurfaccd shngs
There type of CERTAIN-TEED for every kind of building
with fiat pitched roofs from the largest kyscraper the smallest
residence out-buidng.
CERTANTEED sold by responsible dealers all the world,
reasonable prices Investigate before decide type
of roof Ts
/, General Roofing Manufacturing Company
Words Roofnss and Building Papers
Ye.k Chicago rhsdslDh Louie ,a gs;,ss Ssss
orieens Seattle k9nsse City inda5a2e
Clinch Valley news. [volume] (Jeffersonville, Va.) 18??-2019, 1916-11-10
ON THE YERANDA

Dickson-There goes Mrs. Chase.
What does she come to Florida for?
Wickson-She wants to get rid of
her rheumatism.
Dickson--But why does she bring
her three daughters along?
Wickson-Oh! she wants to get rid
of them too.
Clinch Valley news. [volume] (Jeffersonville, Va.) 18??-2019, 1916-11-10
No Doubt About This.

Foley Cathartic Tablets are just a
plain, honest, old fashioned physic.
They act promptly and effectively on
the bowels without pain, gripping OF
nausea. They keep the stomach
sweet, the liver active and the bow
els regular. They Danish biliousness
sick headache, sour stomach, indi-
gestion. For sale by Hawkins Phar-
macy
Clinch Valley news. [volume] (Jeffersonville, Va.) 18??-2019, 1916-11-10
Do You Have Sour Stomach

If you are troubled with sour stom-
ach you should eat slowly and masti
cate your food thoroughly. then take
one Of Chamberlain's Tablets imme
diately after supper. Obtainable ev-
erywhers.
Clinch Valley news. [volume] (Jeffersonville, Va.) 18??-2019, 1916-11-10
500 Observation-Disclosures

Bluegrass and Alfalfa Land,
River plantations, Orchards and
General Farming Land. Tobac-
co land, Truck and Poultry
farms. Write and describe the
kind of farm you are looking for.
We have it.
VENABLE & FORD,
May19-6mos. LYNCHBURG, VA,
Clinch Valley news. [volume] (Jeffersonville, Va.) 18??-2019, 1916-11-10
Took the Hurt Out of Her Back,

Miss Anna Byrd, Tuscumbia, Ala,
writes: ~ was down with nv back
SO could not stand up more than half
the time. Foley kidney pills took all
the hurt out" Rheumatic pains, swo-
len ankles, backache, stiff Joints, and
sleep disturbing bladder ailments in
dictate disordered kidneys and blad-
der trouble. For sale by Hawkins
Pharmacy. Z
Clinch Valley news. [volume] (Jeffersonville, Va.) 18??-2019, 1916-11-10
RELIEF.

Say, old man, Pm in need of mon
ey, but don't know where can get it,"
I'm glad to hear that. l was afraid
YOU had an idea that you could touch
me for some"
Clinch Valley news. [volume] (Jeffersonville, Va.) 18??-2019, 1916-11-10
EVIDENT.

"Did the Lidlcys marry for love or
mnney?"
81 don't know that they married for
either, but il is pretty ev:dcnr Tint
neither has cither.'
Clinch Valley news. [volume] (Jeffersonville, Va.) 18??-2019, 1916-11-10
WISE BOY.

Hard Working Father-Can't see
how you dislike work; to me, its real
enjoyment.
Lazy Son-Thats it, don't think
it's right for one to give ones self up
wholly to pleasure.
Clinch Valley news. [volume] (Jeffersonville, Va.) 18??-2019, 1916-11-10
Her Son Subject to Group.

"My son, Edwin, is subject to Group
now" writes Mrs. E. o. Irwin, New
Kensington, Pa. 81 put in many
sleepless hours at night before learn
ed of Chamberlain's Cough Remedy.
Mothers need not fear this disease if
they keep bottle Of Chamberlain's
Cough remedy in the house and use it
as directed. It always gave my boy
relief" Obtainable eYerYWhere.
Clinch Valley news. [volume] (Jeffersonville, Va.) 18??-2019, 1916-11-10
TOO REMINISCENT.

Actor--1 say, cant stand this show
much longer!
Manager-And why?
Actor-Whv, when the william uses
the line that accuses me of being
egged on, he always winks at the
audience, and it makes me nervous.
Clinch Valley news. [volume] (Jeffersonville, Va.) 18??-2019, 1916-11-10
TANGLED.

Brown is always getting thing
twisted"
"Well, l should say so; he told m,
the other day that whenever you Sc
Il white girl you are bound to see
red-heudcd horse.
Clinch Valley news. [volume] (Jeffersonville, Va.) 18??-2019, 1916-11-10
WHAT HE DIDN'T LIKE.

ale shouldn't waste his time writ
in poetry"
81 don't care about his time. but ne
has no right wasting mine my reading
it to me-"
Clinch Valley news. [volume] (Jeffersonville, Va.) 18??-2019, 1916-11-10
GIVES HIMSELF AWAY.

She examining the engagement
ring)-I hope this isn't cheap imita-
ton.
He (absently)-No; it's the most ex-
pensive imitation I could find.
Clinch Valley news. [volume] (Jeffersonville, Va.) 18??-2019, 1916-11-10
CASTORIA
For Infants and Children
I'm Use For Over 80 Years
Always bears ~ -
Signature of ~>S3SZX ~ESEHH
HIS SENSE OF OWNERSHIP

Mr.. Swift-That's stunning new
fall hat Mrs. Tanks is wearing.
Mr.. Smith-I'm glad you like it You
see, feel sence OF ownership i'm it.
Mr.. Swift-Eh! How's that?
Mr.. Smith-Why, my wife lost SIS
Mt bridge at the Tanks the Other
afternoon.
Clinch Valley news. [volume] (Jeffersonville, Va.) 18??-2019, 1916-11-10
JUST THAT.

Eyes. she is quite brave enough tc
go up in balloon"
but there is no danger in that"
What! No danger in going up in
n balloon?"
mo; all the danger lies in coming
down."
Clinch Valley news. [volume] (Jeffersonville, Va.) 18??-2019, 1916-11-10
so KIND TO HER.

Phoeb-Fred asked me your age
last night dear.
Phyllis-The idea! And did you tell
him?
Phoebe-Of course not. / merely
said you didn't look it.
Clinch Valley news. [volume] (Jeffersonville, Va.) 18??-2019, 1916-11-10
NO MOTHER-IN-LAW

Wilkins-Why do you think thci,
marriage will turn out to be u happy
one?
Bilkins-Because their parents were
so angry about it that they refuse tc
visit them.
Clinch Valley news. [volume] (Jeffersonville, Va.) 18??-2019, 1916-11-10
JOHN e. JACKSON.
HIT - RIGHT.

I'ara, give ne rickle."
Why, Elmer, you are most too
old TO be begging Tor nickle
guess you're right papa. Make it
a oimc.''
Clinch Valley news. [volume] (Jeffersonville, Va.) 18??-2019, 1916-11-10
FREE SEEDS.

Mary, Mary, quite contrary,
How does your garden grow?
Lots of weeds from flower seeds
That ! was led to SOW"
Clinch Valley news. [volume] (Jeffersonville, Va.) 18??-2019, 1916-11-10
BEST CURE.

Prospective Patient = Say, Doc,
what's the best cure for insomnia?
DR.. Mendum (absently) Go to sleep
and forget it.
Clinch Valley news. [volume] (Jeffersonville, Va.) 18??-2019, 1916-11-10
TENDER. HEARTED.

Sister-Here, Willie, show Mr.
Slowpoke how to kiss your sister.
Brother-Aw! don't like to belit-
tie him. ~
Clinch Valley news. [volume] (Jeffersonville, Va.) 18??-2019, 1916-11-10
ANOTHER DEFINITION.

"Say, ma, what is coquette?"
"A coquette, my dear, is girl who
gets more admiration than proposals."
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1916-01-18
FAITHFUL REPORTER.

The loyalty Of newspaper men &c
their papers is proverbial. There
have been many accounts Of report
ers sacrificing their lives to get a
"story." But the climax seems to
have been reached in the case OF an
Alabama newspaper man, who, adj
Judged insane, remembered his duty
to the Montgomery Advertiser, whose
correspondent he was, and, gathering
together his little remnant Of mental
strength, sent the paper his own sto.
ry before he disappeared into the
asylum. Here is the dispatch:
Florala, Ala, Jan. Oscar K.
Smith, who for the past eight
years has represented state pa
pers as correspondent at Florala,
went insane last Wednesday. Mr..
Smith has been in bad health sew.
eral months and was nervous
wreck. The report that he tried
to injure any member Of his fam.
lily or commit any rash deed is a
mistake.
Mr.. Smith Is now at home and
being taken care Of by his wife
and daughter. He will be taken
to Tuscaloosa for treatment. Mr.
Smith is newspaper man and a
printer. having edited weekly
newspapers in Florida for the
past eight years. The loss Of his
mind was caused by overwork,
worry, and sickness in his family
and the illness Of himself.
OSCAR r. SMITH.
There's the true journalistic view
point. News is an impersonal master
whose authority can't be questioned.
1t must be served at all hazards.
Sickness, even insanity, is no excuse
for not getting and writing it. The
personal effect on the reporter is of
no importance.
In what other profession can be
found such faithful, self-Obliterating
service?
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1916-01-18
CENSORSHIP OF MOVIES.

Al bill now pending In congress
provides for the federal censorship
Of moving pictuhes. The wisdom of
creating such censorship Is very
doubtful. ,.t-.
The public should be protected, of
course, against the exhibition of i'm
proper films. But the best form OF
protection isn't necessarily the pass
ing of arbitrary judgment by an all
powerful board of government cen.
sors.
Moving pictures are not essentially
different from other pictures, and We
have no icensors TO say beforehand
what specimens of pictorial art shall
be shown to the public. They are
not essentially different from other
forms OF drama, and we have no fed
eral censorship Of plays. Our films
portray works Of fiction, and we have
no censorship of literature. They in
tluence public sentiment, and we
have no censorship of oratory.
The American people would not t0l.
crate censorship applying to all
news, art, drama and literature and
public speech. And there is no need
We have decency and truth without
it.
The public taste in itself is a pref
ty dependable protection; false or
nasty things don't succeed. And we
have plenty OF legal defense against
them, anyway. We have laws pro.
tecting the public against indecent
newspapers, indecent literature, indie
cent plays, indecent pictures and in
decent pictures. We have such laws,
too, against indecent films. And this
method Of Furnishing offenders is bet
ter for the moving picture business,
and more in harmony with American
institutions than any system of elm.
mating suspected films beforehand
by the fiat of few men whose judg,
ment may be wrong.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1916-01-18
TIE PERSIA MYSTERY.

: When the British liner, Persia. was
sunk in the Mediterranean, most Am
orleans assumed that an Austrian sub
marine had done it, The Austrian
government, however, Is said to have
been unable to obtain any informa-
ton whatever about the matter. Ger
manyAhiuted At the possibility of one
Or It's own submarines being respon-
sible, but nothing further has been
heard from that source. ,. ...
There is really no evidence to show
that the ship was tOrpedoed. No.
body on board at the time OF the ex-
plosion saw submarine, or signs OF
one. Nobody can testify with GER
tainty to seeing the wake OF tor.
pedO. The Persia may have been
blown up by floating mine. 1t may
have been boiler eXpl0sion-her
boilers seem actually to have eXplod.
I'd, and It is uncertain whether that
was the primary or secondary cause
Of her sinking. There may have
been some other form of internal eX'
plosion, possibly a powerful bomb
placed in her hold. But nobody
knows.
1t is one Of the great sea mysteries
Of the war, even more mysterious
than the explosion of certain British
battleships whose destruction has
never been satisfactorily explained.
II Germany or Austria is really guilty,
all evidence Of the crime has been
covered in mastery way. The
truth may never come out And as
long as the mystery continues, our
government can do nothing about it.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1916-01-18

rut on the states object OF military
training.
At present, trades are being taught
to men in the navy. Excellent! "a
step in the right direction.
But. after ALL the plan means only
that the government says to the man
who has learned nothing, Come and
learn something"
The school plan for the army, how
ever, appeals to the man who has
learned something, and says, "Come
and learn more
To start the plan no elaborate prep
aratiOns are required. Assign the
subject; parcel out the time OF the
army officers as teachers and the
school plan is operative.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1916-01-18
GIG BROTHER "coPs."

It's d rather unusual conception of
the policeman to think OF him as the
big brother" of bad boys. 1t seems
especially incongruous in New York
City, where the police have always
had a reputation for bounding boys
who had once started on the down
ward path.
The New York "cops," however
are assuming this very character
The police commissioner has detailed
stan of sergeants to visit the city's
correctional institutions and make a
business Of talking to juvenile delin
Quents in bigsbrotherly fashion. This
purpose is to remove from the mind
Of the youthful offender the notion
that the policeman is his natural and
inveterate enemy, to explain to him
that he will not be molested as long
as he keeps straight-that, in fast
tue pOIICeu6H 10 HIS AioHu' caSci ~
help him get on his feet and live an
honest, respectable life.
It's an excellent thing to empha
size that side of police work in every
city. It's good for the boys and girls
and good for the policemen them
selves. The traditional fear of an
officer implanted in youngster's
heart is absurd, but not altogether
csuseless. Policemen have . tend
eucy At times to abuse their powers
and emphasize the sternness Of the
law rather than its essential kindli
ness. An active effort on their part
to befriend erring youth instead Of
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1916-01-18
"SChOOL PlAN."

Considerable attention is being Civ.
en- to the school plan" as step to.
ward national preparedness.
The plan in brief Is as follows:
Educate the soldier for civil life.
Let him get his military training ex-
actly as now, during the forenoon;
then in the Afternoon teach him Eng.
lish, arithmetic. science, bookkeeping,
civil engineering, history, philosophy
Classes can be arranged in all sub.
jects, ranging from grammar school
requirements to advanced college
work. For class rooms the present
barracks now used enthusiastically
for military instruction can be en-
gagged, the quarters enlarged as our
army is increased.
As teachers: The present corps of
officers, supplemented preferably by
teachers taken from civil life.
The time for instruction might be
1880 to 400 p. m. As soldiers du.
ties usually end at 1880 a. M, these
afternoon hours are now usually
spent in idleness or pseudO-occupa.
ton. When the entire day is requir.
ed for the soldiers work, such as for
parades. maneuvers or marches,
classes could be omitted, and, consid.
ering the long vacations Of school
year, there would still remain more
than enough afternoons open in the
course Of 80 weeks. Hence there
need be no interference whatever
with the time and thought at present
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1916-01-18
Coating CHILDREN.

OF many forms OF knavery, cheat
ing orphans OF their small estates
seems one of the meanest and most
disgracefu. 1t has been charged re-
Gently that as per cent OF children's
guardians permitted to serve without
bond have defrauded the estates Of
their charges. These guardians have
coolly taken whole estates or apprO-
priated allowances, secure in their
personal irresponsibility before the
law. Most of the estates so robbed
have been small ones, since the large
ones are usually so placed that
schemers can't get at them.
These modern babes in the woods
have no redress for their wrongs if
the court has failed in the first place
to require bonds Of the guardians.
1t is a strange comment on human
nature that there are so many grown
ups who will deliberately take advan.
tage of such a trust to cheat and de-
fraud their wards. 1t seems always
to have been done, however. Even
relatives Of helpless children yield to
the temptation Of greed and dishon-
est gain. Unless adequate protection
is given by the law there is no assur-
ance that the child's rights will be
honestly looked after. AS long as hui
man nature has this streak of mean
ness all guardians should be held alb
solutely responsible before the law,
making such abuse of guardianship
impossible