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Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1916-10-22
CHARLIE CHAPLIN AND
0RMI HAWLEY, PASTIME
TODAY AND TOMORROW

The management Of the PastlmC
theater announces that they have Sc
lected two extraordinary features FOR
the attractions at this popular play
house for today and tomorrow
Charlie Chaplin, whom everybody
acknowledges as the funniest come
dian on the screen will be seen In his
latest and funniest two-rcel comedy
entitled 1.-THE Pawn shop" and the
way Charlie handles the three little
balls viii keep you laughing from
start to finish.
Ormi Hawley, supported by Rock
liffe Fellows will be seen in most
delightful comedy drama, "Wherc
Love Leads 1t Is a photo-drama Of
genuine heart interest. in love, col
lege and newspaper life.
To avoid night crowds try and at
tend the matinee. Time of shows will
be found in another section OF this
paper.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1916-10-22
Bittncr House. Sist5 south First
street Nice clean rooms; light
hOusek eeping rooms Phone 22I.
REGISTER NOW

Registration places in the city, foI
the coming election, have been estab-
lished as follows
Precinct No, ~, Division No l.
New Mexico cigar Co, l13 West Cen
trail avenue.
Precinct No. 10, Division No. Ma
lonal Investment Co, leg North
Third street
Precinct No. %, Division No. l.
Fred Crouotts office, AIS South Sec
ond street
Precinct No 90, Division No. p
At O. \. Matson's stationery store.
POS West Central avenue.
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ADJUSTMENTS.
"Thc Girl From the 4. $. A." Coming
Soon


When the circus comes to town the
entire population gets out on the
street to welcome It, and the people
are received with open arms Not at
tempting to draw comparisons, we
maintain that when Tho Girl From
the 4. S. A." comes to the city, the
populace act In the same manner and
performers and players are given the
same cordial reception which the
denlzens of the sawdust ring receive.
This is true OF so few attractions, that
II ~ worth noticing, from Maine to
California, and from the northern
most cities Of Canada 10 the Gulf of
Mexico, the latest New York musical
comedy sensation, THE Girl From the
u, $. A. has been given the glad hand
and has proven, beyond doubt the
greatest musical success Of the decade
This large production, intact with
the original eastern cast and famous
beauty chorus will be the attraction
at the crystal thoater, Thursday night
october 26.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1916-10-22

Social dance and card party gwen
10y Cottonwood Grove No. >, Wood
men Circle, |. .. q. 4. Hall, WCducs-
day evening, Nov. (. Booster OrChcs-
ira. Couples, soc; extra lady Csc
Refreshments
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1916-10-22
PALMS HOTEL

Under new management. Rooms
thoroughly renovated. by day, week
or month. First door west of Pas
time. Phone 374.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1916-10-22
For Ladies Exclusively

Hair dressing, manicuring, facial
and scalp treatment, for ladies exclu-
sively; all work guaranteed. Your
patronage solicited. Marguerite
The broad ax., 1916-01-29
Curious Dwarf Oaks.

Known to ranchmen as chimney, the
dwarf oak of the southwest presents
curious instan, of the devious and in
scrutable ways of nature. There the
liliputian of the great oak family COW
ers a great area in the plains of Texas
bordering. OH New Mexico. The trees,
it is said. rarely attain a height Of
twenty inches and are replc;ls of their
giant brothers in other parts of the
country. The acorns which they bear
are as large as those of the common
burr oak and present a grOtesque APP
pearance hanging from the little limbs
of the low growing shrub or tree. The
annual crop of mast is used for fatten-
ing hogs. When the acorns are ripe
many wild animals ind birds flock into
the miniature forest to feast on the
nuts.-ArSOnaut
The broad ax., 1916-01-29
Maxine Pastel Colors.

The lack of permaGency of pastel
pictures is largely due, according to
Birge Harrison, to the bad quality of
the materials employed. Inscriptions
manufacturers dip sticks of white chalk
into liquid baths Of brilliant but ephem-
eral dyes. and pictures produced with
these soon fade. Writing in Art and
Progress, Mr.. Harrison says artists
should make their own pastels. proc
esS that is very easy.
THE materials used" he says, ARE
precipitated chalk mixed with the best
dry powdered cOlors in the proportions
necessary to produce the various tints
desired. This impalpable powder is
moistened to the consistency of thick
paste by the addition of an extremely
dilute solution of gum tragacanth and
water. 1t is then very thoroughly
kneaded and finally pressed or rolled
into sticks of the desired size"
The broad ax., 1916-01-29
.JupiterJs Moons

The statement that Jupiter's moons
can occasionally be- seen without op-
teal aid by. keen sighted persons needs
some qualification. Within the last
quarter of IA century the space pene-
trating power of the camera. combined
with the worlds giant telescopes. has
added no fewer than five Jovian satel-
lites to the four which Galilei dis
covered 900 years ago. Four of the
i've new moons were melted" at the
famous Lick observatory. on Mount
Hamilton, California. and the fifth is
to the credit of Greenwich observatory.
But all of the new discoveries are so
small and. with one exception. SO dis
tant from Jupiter that they are beyond
the range of naked eye vision. even
from Jupiter itself. unless an observer
on the planet had better eyesight than
we terrestrialS. Indeed. to see Satel-
lite IN (the latest addition to Jupiter's
family of mOOnsl a hypothetical OBJ
server on Jupiter would need eyesight
capable of seeing Il star 500 times
fainter than The faintest visible to hu-
man eyesight.-It london Chronicle.
The broad ax., 1916-01-29
The Four Great Sauces.

A French eIicure has declared that
man has created the culinary art; he
does not feed like an animal-he break
fasts. dimes and sups."
The French are particularly eloquent
on the subject Of sauces. Among their
famous chefs are recognized four great
sauces. Spanish. veloute. bechamel
and German. The Spanish and We
louie were known as far back as the
seventeenth century. In the eighteenth
they were modified by the masters of
cookery. particularly by Careme. who
was called ''the Raphael of the
Kitchen
The Spanish sauce is composed of
juices extracted from a mixture of
ham. veal. chicken and pheasant. We
louie is similar. but is not colored
Reclaimed is velOute to which cream
fas been added. and the German sauce
Is veloute plus the yOlks of eggs
The broad ax., 1916-01-29
Why the Sea Has Pearls.

A few weeks ago was talking with
a woman of deep religious sentiment
who was in great distress because her
very young baby had died before 1t
could be baptized.
was Leu to ask natives of Norway,
Finland and other places their views
on this very delicate question. and so 1
came across bit of very pretty Sicil-
ian folklore.
To the babies in Sicily life Is very
kind and death is gentle. Those who
die unbaptiZed are doomed TO wander,
but do not wander grieving. Madonna
Mary sends to them every week end an
angel. who lays aside his lily crown
and romps with the dead babies. When
he leaves them he gathers up in a
golden chalice all the tears they have
shed during the week. These he casts
in handfulS into the sea, land that is
why the SEA has pearls" / like that
story.-VancOuver World.
The broad ax., 1916-01-29
Ooqs In Moccasins.

After the first severe freeze at the
beginning of winter a band of pros
pectOrs working in northern Canada
found themselves on the wrong side of
lake over Il hundred miles wide. on
the other side of which was the win
ter headquarters.
They werr without any means of
transportation other than a boat In
which was stored all their belongings
and provisions. Hiring a halfbreed
with his dog team, they put runners
under the boat and made their way
easily and safely across the smooth
miles of frozen water. helping along
the dogs by setting a sail on the boat.
To protect the feet of the dogs from
the hard surface of the ice small moe
casins of buckskin, well padded, were
provided for each.
The broad ax., 1916-01-29
The Wnrn Turn.d


you haven't done very well this
month" said the boss. your orders
were few and far between"
I'm sorry" said the travelling sales
man. but
Il don't want excuses. 1 want or
ders."
Just then the door opened, and the
secretary entered and passed in card.
"Humph.' said the boss, james
Henry. salesman for the General Prod
ucts company, Doesn't he know /
never see travelling men at this hour?'
He says he is in a hurry to leave
town and would like to explain his
proposition to you. He will be brief"
Il can't see him now. I'm busy Tell
him to wait
when shall / tell him to call again p
Tell him to wait there and I'll see
him in about an hour. Now, then,
young man, why is it that you fell
down this month";"
Because all the business men i
called on insisted on treating your
salesman the way you treat theirs."-
Exchange.
The broad ax., 1916-01-29
The Frugal Breton.

las | watched the fishermen unload
ing their cargOes had u striking Illus
tration of Breton frugality." writes
Herbert Adams Gibbons in an article
on The Sardine Industry of Brittany"
in Harper's Magazine. so many sar-
dimes come into the port Of Douarne-
ncZ that their white. flecky scales cover
HE sand in mounds. washed up by the
Il. :. Some of the boats have their
'.c;'l;S covered several inches deep with
lr erich. But the fishermen actually
cunt every Sardine and send them
ashore in baskets of exactly 200 each.
There is no guesSwOrk. no approx
nation by weighing. Since at low tide
he hoatS are fifteen feet below the
zoe. lie IsnrterS let down ropes to fish
"Tn.rn in the boats. The baskets are
'.rawn Cp one ut time. If Il single
fish happens TO fail overheard they go
after it with hand net and make real
~ strenuous efforts to recover it, These
are fishermen To whom the admOnition
TO gather up the fragments would not
have been necessary"
The broad ax., 1916-01-29
Effects of Lying.

Lying is great sin against God. who
gave us tongue to speak the truth
and not falSehOOd. 1t is Il great offense
against. humanity itself: for where
there is no regard To truth there can
be no safe society between man and
man. And it is an injury to the
speaker; for besides the disgrace which
it brings upon him. it occasions so
much baSeneSS of mind that he can
scarcely tell the truth or avoid lying.
even when he has no color of necessity
for it. and in time he comes to such a
pass that as other people cannot be-
heve he speaks the truth. so he him
self scarcely knows when he tells a
falsehood AS you must be careful not
to lie. so you must avoid coming near
it. You must not equivOcate. nor speak
anything positively for which you have
no authority but report. or conjecture
or opinion.-Sir Matthew Hale.
The broad ax., 1916-01-29
More Rope.

In July. 1886. General William Henry
Harrison. who had been spoken Of as a
candidate for president. visited Phila-
delphia. Many of his political friends
were at the steamboat wharf to meet
and escort him TO his hotel. He was
placed in four horse carriage, but
after proceeding Il short distance the
horses became unmanageable and had
to be taken out of the harness. The
people began to draw the carriage, and
there was Il call for ropes. They were
soon procured. but proved too short,
and as the enthusiasm increased the
cry arose. More ropesr' and still more
ropes. The Democrats saw only the
funny side of the case and adopted
more ropes" as a ridiculing slogan. 1t
did not last long and could not have
hurt Harrison much. for four years
later he was elected president.-Phila-
delphia Press.
The broad ax., 1916-01-29
Christeninq Boats.

The modern custom of christening
vessels is without doubt an adaptation
of an ancient custom. just as so many
of our other customs and habits have
been adapted from ancient ones. The
ancients used to place the image Of a
titular deity ut the stern of their YES
sells. in the tutela. or shrine. Do you
remember that the boat mentioned In
the twenIy-eighth chapter of the Acts.
the boat that carried Paul from Malta
to Rome. was under the sign Of Cas-
tor and PolluX?" 1t was. so says Acts
The ceremony of breaking bottle Of
wine on the bow of new vessel as it
is launched is another ancient adapted
custom. for the ancients offered hba-
ton to Neptune or POseidOn, who ruled
the seas. as they launched their boats.
Exchange.
The broad ax., 1916-01-29
Strenuous Admiralty Law.

1t was the early days Of boat travel
on the Ohio river when even passenger
steamers stopped at landings on is
lands and mainlands for freight. We
had made an island landing, and a
wealthy passenger had left the boat to
buy cigars at the islands tiny store.
He bought So worth and presented a
hundred dollar bill in payment, where
upon the stOrekeeper offered him IS In
rhange. asserting that he had received
Inly $40. The customer returned to
The boat and related his tale Of woe to
the captain. who at once went ashore
and informed the storekeeper that un-
less the change was at once forthcom-
ing he would hitch a cable around the
store and drag it into the river.
The storekeeper still refused, and the
captain departed for his boat. A cable
was quickly passed around the little
huilling, hitched TO the vessel and full
steam ordered. When the shack tot
ierci upon its foundations, the fright
ned storekeeper appeared. the missing
bills fiuttering in his hand!-New York
Post.
The broad ax., 1916-01-29
PAGE FIVE
Muncnausen.


Perhaps the most vOluble liar that
ever lived was the Baron Munchausen
that is. the fctionized baron. The
real baron was kindly soul who lived
in Germany and who in nowiSe de-
served the evil reputation that attach
ed TO him through the use of his name
in series of highly coIored adventures
that appeared in print in London in
1885.
The authOrshiP>of the absurd tales is
a mystery. 1t is generally believed
that Rudolph Erich RaSpe, a question
able character. wrote the stories first
but there is no absolute confirmation
Following the original series a number
of additional adventures were written
by less skilled pens.
The real baron found little in life &c
enjoy after the stories became gener
ally circulated Curious tourists haunt
ed his estates and tried to trap him
into relating some wild story. At first
he resented their attention in a vigor-
Gus fashion. but in his declining years
he grew sour and morose and finally
died. a most unhappy person, in 1871.
kansas City Times.
The broad ax., 1916-01-29
DIR. w. A. DRIVER
TYPHOID PREVENTION.
$500 So. State Street
Phode Douglas 3617

Preparedness has the right of way in
the minds of practical people. We find
plenty of evidence of that fact as we
read the literature of today. We find
everywhere in our daily observations
evidence of the belief in preparedness.
We do not have to go to the ant to
learn of preparedness but the ant is a
good example.
The germ of typhoid is one of the
most rapidly moving organisms seen by
the aid of the microscope. Its power
of producing a terrible disease is like
its mobility, second to none. Typhoid
fever as destroyer of human life, has
gained the consideration of the State
of Illinois, which furnishes free to its
citizens a three tube serum typhoid
fever prevention treatment Any duly
qualified physician will administer the
treatment as well as secure the same
for those who desire to be prepared
against typhoid fever.
The broad ax., 1916-01-29
Skeletons,

Skeletons are used In cemeteries, lab
oratories and museums. After battles
they are frequently bleached before be-
ing stored away for the winter.
Everybody has skeleton, without
which one would fall around like jel-
lyfish. and instead Of going to bed at
night we would have to be hung over
clotheShorse. Indeed, life without a
skeleton would be one long, dreary flop
Skeletons come In a lot of assorted
bones. which are more or less securely
fastened together by the department
store clerk who fastened them together
before they went out Of the shop. When
the first skeleton was constructed one
Of its bones got away and has caused
much trouble ever since.
Some wear clothes over their skele-
tons.-Life-
The broad ax., 1916-01-29
Bits About Beasts,

You think you know something about
animals, eh? Well. let us put your
knowledge to a few simple tests.
Frogs. to begin with. Can they
breathe with their mouths shut? Ger
tainly they can. AS a matter of fact,
they always do. If they kept their
mouths open they would suffocate.
Next. hareS. When do they close
their eyes: Answer, never. You see.
they haven't any eyelids. so they can't
But they have thin membrane, which
performs the service of eyelids when
they are asleep.
What is the color of horses eye
brows? That's a difficult one. Think
hard and then learn that a horse hasn't
any eyebrows.
You may like to know. in addition,
that turtles and tortOises have no
teeth: that parrots. unlike the major
ity of birds. can move both mandibles
of their beaks. and that fishes never
masticate. They simply haven't time
between breaths.-London Answers.
The broad ax., 1916-01-29

While conducting Il II search for in
formation on the origin of certain fash
Ions of the past discovered the reason
for the existence of the squeak in
shoes.
The squeak was once deemed fash
ionable. and men of great Importance
in the affairs of the country demanded
it in their footwear. and cobblers were
paid shillings extra for putting it in.
The Squeaky boot denoted the ap-
proach of some one of Importance, and
the way was made clear at once in the
same manner as bicycler'S shrill
whistle warns you TO look to your In
terests.
During the squeaky period men found
it difficult TO sneak into the house after
II midnight without being discovered
and disgraced. Removing the shoes
before entering the home is an inven-
ton which followed the squeaky shoe
era, and while the former is now al
most obsolete. the latter is still in
vogue and as popular as ever with
married men.-Zim in Cartoons Mag
aZine.
The broad ax., 1916-01-29
Baking a Watch.

Only the best made chronOmeter
would ever survive the tests made at
the Royal observatory. Greenwich. U.s.
ually there are about 200 watches I'M
der examination for use in the royal
navy. On certain occasions there Is a
complete trial of thermometers open to
all makers who have sufficient conf
dence in their watches being able to
withstand the severity of the tests.
During the competition the watches
are exposed to every possible variation
Of temperature. They are baked in
furnaces sufficiently hot TO cook a
joint. In fact. so great is the heat
that a badly made watch has been
known to tumble to pieces during the
baking test. The moment a watch is
taken out of the oven it is plunged
into mixtures registering 40 degrees of
frost To such perfection has the
manufacture of some chronOmeters at
tanned that even the most stringent
tests fail TO cause the slightest varia-
tion.-LOndOn Telegraph.
The broad ax., 1916-01-29
Goina Home to Mother.

Just what is meant by going home to
ones mother, in its larger sense, is
perhaps a little difficult to define. Yet
surely, it must be a very universal ex-
perience. Have we not all at some
time-often following a period of con-
fusion and stress Of circumstances
suddenly experienced that deep sense
Of finding ourselves where we belong.
ed? A sense Of restfulness, Of home
coming, of general rightness and well
doing? 1t is a sloughing off of the non
essential and the trivial and shifting
Of the spirit into deeper and simpler
channels; a pause, when in the midst
Of all this mad dance Of time and cir
cumstances one gets sudden, enlarg.
ing glimpse Of truth and Of eternity
Atlantic Monthly.
The broad ax., 1916-01-29

The Health Department has recently
advised the people of Chicago to boil
the water in order to prevent contract
ing typhoid fever. The drinking water
has been contaminated by the recent
heavy down-pour of rain and the con.
sequent pollution. In a days journey
about the city much water will be con.
sumed without a chance of securing
boiled water in many instances. What
is the remedy?
The answer is prepare! Take the
typhoid prophylactic which the United
States Government intelligently gives
to every recruit. One treatment pro,
tects for a whole term of enlistment
Soldiers must be prepared for such
milk and water as might cause typhoid
fever.
Let us follow that example and each
of us call on the family doctor for the
typhoid prophylactic, spelled pro-fe-lac,
tic.
Do it now!
The broad ax., 1916-01-29
Hot Milk In Mashed Potatoes.

The reason that really good mashed
white potatoes are such a rarity in this
bitter world is that the milk isn't heat.
ed before it is put into them," said the
domestic science teacher.
And yet" said the pupil pensively,
Il have seen wonderful cooks put In
cold milk
But that was while the potatoes
were burning hot and on the stove
insisted the advocate Of the hot milk
dressing. THE potatoes were so aw.
fully hot that they heated the milk
The safest way is to heat the milk and
to use also plenty of butter, pepper and
salt Then beat and beat them with q
fork. Never use a spoon. You can't
beat them too much for their own
good. New York Herald.
The broad ax., 1916-01-29
He Proved His Case.

Human nature is mighty queer, isn't
u?" he observed to the other man on
the rear platform of the street car.
Yes. | suppose So" replied the other.
People are too sensitive altogether
100 sensitive"
Il don't know about that"
We'll. | do. For instance, now, you
nave red nose. You are not to blame
for it perhaps. but you are so sensitive
that if l should offer you a remedy for
it you
You old loafer, I've a good mind to
knock your head off, Kissed the red
noSed man as he squared off.
'Told you So" replied the other as
he dropped off. Human nature is the
queerest burned thing on earth, and
some folks are so sensitive that they'd
swallow their false teeth rather than
let any one know they had 'em."-De-
troit Free Press.
The broad ax., 1916-01-29
Why IL Burns.

There are a number of chemical sub.
stances which when applied to the skin
will cause a burning sensation, and
mustard is one Of these. 1t acts on the
tongue and other sensitive parts of the
body as an irritant. 1t causes the
blood vessels to swell and discharge
some of their contents. If it is left on
the skin long enough it will blister.
That is what happens when a mustard
plaster is applied. Under the mustard
plaster we find a red patch produced
by the swelling Of blood vessels. This
causes pressure on the nerves that pro.
duces the sensation we call burning.
The broad ax., 1916-01-29
PIayinu Safe,

Pm surprised to see you riding In
the suburban smoker every day. You
never use tobacco. in any form. do
your
mo, but if | ride in one of the other
cars my wife expects me to be able to
tell her what every lady on the train
was wearing and whether it was be-
coming or not. and if tell her she ac-
cuses me of taking too much interest
In other women. If can't tell her she
says I'm too stupid for any kind Of
use."-St Louis Post-Dispatch.
The broad ax., 1916-01-29
THE QUEEN CAFE
SPECIAL SUNDAY DINNERS.

Do you eat at homef Then home
isn't nothing like this. Do you eat in
Cafes, Restaurants, or Lunch Counters,
Then come and see US. We cook the
best meals, give the best service, buy
the best goods in the market, and
guarantee that our prices can't be beat
anywhere in the city. Ny name is
E. A. Hoffman, my place of business
is located at 81 E. 33rd St., just east
of the elevated station. If you will
come and eat with US we know, you
will come again.
The broad ax., 1916-01-29
Greaca Only an OIiaarchx.

Greece. as many people DO not know,
is country managed by 500 families
who hate one another like poison In
true classic Greek fashion. The peas
ants. the hack drivers and the fisher
men talk radical politics all day long,
but when election day comes they vote
for member of one of these big aris-
tocratic-namely. best" in the Greek
sense-families. A republic for Greece
would mean anarchy. chaos Worlds
Work