The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1916-05-26

Last week | had nice piece about
Dan Brown treating young man for
appendicitis and relieving him. Right
next to this story | bod a good write
up about Rev. Mr.. Hayman preaching
most splendid sermon the Sunday
night before in the Presbyterian
church in Caldwell The old-time Lin
otype man got promoted and left like
changing saddles in the middle of the
stream and the man that does the do
daddle, hot type stack up part of the
deal, dropped out about three-quarters
OF the Brown story and three-hfths of
the Hayman story, mixing up the
remnants slightly and jumbled it all in
to one paragraph, making a mysterious
story with poles about as far apart as
could we'll be hinged. No harm was
intended to either of the gentlemen
and the Hired Man hopes they will
pass it up this time and do something
else another time worthy of mention.
Does the Hired Man suppose a
man. a married man. can love four
women besides his wife and get away
with it?" 7 don't suppose the inquirer
means, get away with his wife, but that
is what it would come to. Love di-
vides itself up into any number of
kinds. There is the kind daughter
has for her father, for her sister. for
her brother and for her mother. The
kind a son has for his folks and the
kind he has for his sweetheart. There
are a good many things we call love,
that are everything else but the de-
sired article. When a man marries
and gives his love to his wife, all that
other stuff he has for other women
isn't love at ALL It's something else,
whatever it may be. A woman in a
town not fifty miles from Caldwell
one time told me that man, not her
husband, was in love with her and was
sending her cut flowers every time he
got the chance and that she really en-
joyed his attentions and thought it
was permissible since she had caught
her husband kissing another woman,
visitor in their home. What was my
idea about it? The old Ounce was 50
years old, too. if age has anything to
told her that tit for tat was the devils
way of doing things and that she had
just as much right to keep on as her
husband had. She thought | was
right and had the common idea Of
freedom in wedlock. | was quite GER
tain she and her husband would meet
again after this life even if they came
to the cross roads here. You under
stand there are two meeting places in
the great beyond. While am on this
subject, let me tell that | received a
letter from town 1000 miles away,
from a merchants wife, who said she
had a fine husband and two of the
sweetest girls in all Springfield, but
that she herself was dead in love with
big, rough blacksmith; what would
advise? | advised death by diph-
liberia for the two girls as the first
move; l wanted the two innocent chill
dren set free from their thraldom-
then | told the poor woman that she
was to be pitied and feared. told
her of the carefree life of the heifcr or
the range, of her innocence and nat
uralness. This woman had writer
about "naturalness" in her letter tc
me- | told her of the beauty OF heller:
as they grew older year by. year, un
til they were old cows. and yet they
still retained their naturalness of yore
Our correspondence ceased with m,
letter, and just as liktly as not SOM
sweet trusting wife of an eastern
blacksmith had dagger thrus
through her soul as the result of thi
merchants wife's range-cow proclivi
ties.
Rev. Mr.. Vance for the Presbyter
ians and Mr.. Young for the Christian
church, have arrived on the field am
both are in the harness. Mr. Vanc
came from the East and Mr.. Youn
from the West. Rev. Mr.. Ewing c
the Methodists and Rev. Mr. Dark G
the Baptists no doubt welcome thes
two coworkers with wide open arms
The Hired Man has scheme. | wan
these four preachers to circulate. LIZ
them follow each other around an
around Sunday after Sunday. exchane
ing pulpits for the evening service
Let them use such themes as thes'
"Why | am what ! am and What
think of You for Being What Yo
Are" "How Nearly | Came Bein
What You Are and How You Woul
Look as What | AM" How I Fe
When | Was What You Are and Ito
You Will Feel When You Becon
What | AM" "Why My People thir
More of Me Than You Do. and WI
Your People Think More of You tina
they do of Me-" ,"What Saw Becon
of a Brother Student When he Bega
to Show Evidence that he Wou
Leave the Seminary Tainted with ii
School of Another Denomination
THE Unwritten Motto Over Seminar
Arch Doors Forswearing Studen
Never to Change Doctrines Caldwt
will surely enjoy new preacher "a'
Sunday night in the month. For mar
years there has been standard pr
Tor weddings in this region, and +
the benefit of the new ministers. t
Hired Man tells what this price is:
is as nearly possible two days wag
for the groom. If he makes Sis p
day. you should be satisfied WI
$3.50. If he makes $loqo per ga
YOU should get $1,000. People he
are not to always keep after you
pray with them when you call, and y
should let it be known from the p'
pits that you freely pray in eve
house where prayer is wont to
made. A "call" in this country do
not necessarily imply that you ha
h. In q