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Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1916-08-02
CHICAGO CATTLE

. Chicago, ILL.,, Aug. 2. - Cattle - Re-
tie, $6.7oGi6.35: Western steers $3.50
$40; stockers and feeders, $5.00@7.90;
cows and heifers, $35OQ9.15; calves,
$S.506012.00.
: Sheep = Receipts, 10000 unset
tied. Wethers, $6.75 a SIS; lambs, 1925
@11.l0.
Hogs - Receipts 10000: weak, SC to
of sales s920@9S5; light, $9.S5@9.9o;
mixed, $S75@10.00; heavy, Ss,S0@S.95;
rough, $S.S0@S.95; pigs, S7.T569.40
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1916-08-02

dent enrolling for a course in the Young
MEMS Business Institute, Inc, to open
in Harrisburg. Pa, about September l,
H1916; will be given the choice OF an
Underwood, Remington or any standard
machine; shipped direct from factory.
The Young Mems Business Institute,
Iprincipally a secretarial school, will
prepare acceptable young men for spec
Hal positions of trust in private and
business life. The principal, Prince
tSkl College man, has the endorsements
the largest corporation in the U. 5.
Entrance requirements; enrolment linn
1ited. For particulars address Box r,
a5071, care of Telegraph.
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1916-08-02
Real Estate For Sale
Briggs and Capital SITS.

p Briggs ana capital SITS.
49.S feet on Capital and 95 feet
/. on Briggs. Present Improvement
/ bring in a sufficient rental to carryI
I the property until you're ready to-
I rebuild ............... $4,000.
IA n. Third st.
One of the few business build. i.
ings, near Market street, that ares
i for sale. A four-story brick build !
1 ing now rented on long term
kIease. Every year the value of this
I property is increased by the growth.
/ of the city.
1909 s. Cameron st.
Entire plot contains about Az
acres on Cameron, Twelfth andl
Thirteenth streets. Excellent loca-I !
ton for a building development-s
4 the Denny stone house can be re-
/ modelled into a delightful home
S2a,OOO1
2127 \. Fourth st. ]
A STORY brick house with !
eight rooms-bath and furnace,
i Lot 15xS0 TT. Two-story frame shop:
on rear of lot ........ $4,000
! MILLER BROTHERS. !
REAL ESTATE
Insurance Surety BondsI
Locust and Court Streets
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1916-08-02
NO REPRIEvE FOR EASEMENT

London, Aug. .. - Gavin Duffy, Roger
Easements solicitor, said this after
noon that he had reason to believe
/ there would be no reprieve in the case
of the former knight, who is to be exc
cuted by hanging at Pentonville prison
tomorrow morning.
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1916-08-02
CANADIAN TOWN BURNING

Quebec. Que, Aug. 2. = Dispatches
say the entire village of Ste. Anne de
la Pocatiere is burning. Quebec and
other cities have sent aid to the scene
of the confiagration, the origin of
which is unknown.
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1916-08-02
INDICT 5 FOR MURDER

San Francisco, Aug. .. Indict-
ments charging. murder were voted
to-day by the grand jury against FIVE
of the persons now under arrest in
connection with the preparedness
parade bomb explosion.
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1916-08-02

NEW 9oRK STOCKS

Chandler Bros. & Co. members New
York and Philadelphia Stock Ex-
changes, North Market Square, Har-
risburg; 1898 Chestnut street, Phila-
delphia; "a Pine street, New York,
furnish the following Quotations:
New York. Aug. 2.
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1916-08-02
Deaths

August l, 1916, Nora N; Il
&rieger, aged 80 years ana ~
Funeral on Friday afternoon, at :
o'clock. from the residence of hef
mother, Mrs. c. Ishey, No. 6lS Nooa-
bine street Burial East HarrlspuI
friends are invited to attend without
further notice.
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1916-08-02

3Depue, of the Interstate Civil Service
Bureau. of Washington, D. c.. can be
seen at Columbus Hotel regarding ex-
Post Office Clerk, etc. soon TO be held
bin this district. Full particulars as to
Requirements, cost of preparation, etc.
address Box A. 50T0, care of Telegraph.
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1916-08-02
Musical

FOR SALE Strictly nigh grade
GRAND PIANO. Used short time. viii
sell at bargain. Address Box D. 431l,
care of Telegraph.
HAVE your VICTROLA, GRAFANOLA
or EDISON Talking Machine REPAIR
ED by an expert. Bell phone 3242J.
Write, or call, at 315 Broad street
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1916-08-02
MACHINISTS
MOLDERS WANTED

Good steady, green sand iron mould
hrs for medium and heavy mill work
This is a permanent job, and highest
wages paid. No labor trouble of any
kind Working conditions good.
mentt Htp The Morgan Engineering Com
bany, Alliance, Ohio.
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1916-08-02

CARPENTERS WANTED on concrete
forms. Long job. Apply Robert Grace
Contracting Company, Forster's Island,
Pa.
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1916-08-02

FOR SALE - Desirable house on
easy terms within walking distance
of central business section - brick =
seven rooms - furnace - conVeniences
corner property - porches = $1,000
For full particulars address NJ, 425S,
care of Telegraph.
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1916-08-02

WANTED - An experienced night
clerk at Royal Hotel 422 Market street.
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1916-08-02

AIR CLIPPERS - Steady work for
air clippers on piecework. Can make
$3.50 to $3.50 a day working under nor
|mal working conditions. Penn Works.
Penn Sea board Steel Corp, Front and
Penn streets, Chester, Pa.
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1916-08-02
Lost and Found

LOST = Bunch of keys in jitney
going uptown or in central part OF CITY.
Return to 410 Trustee Building, j. X.
Horning.
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1916-08-02

LOST - Cameo pin, set with pearls.
lon Saturday evening. Liberal reward IL
zreturned to 613 Kelker street.
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1916-08-02

FOR RENT-OtIices suitable
for doctor or dentist or general
purposes. Light, heat and at
tendance. Dr.. John Oenslager.
I'll North Third street.
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1916-08-02
For Rent-Miscellaneous

STORAGE in Private ROOMS also fur
nished office or unfurnished storeroom,
l6X17, with large show windows, high
ceiling, suitable for light repair work;
cemented basement in connection. Will
rent basement or room separate If de-
sired. Inquire 429 Broad street, 10-11
A. NJ. or Room 6. same building.
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1916-08-02

LABoRERS WANTED - To work
lon Steam Heat Trench. Apply to FORE
Hman OF Harrisburg Light and Power
company at Sixth and Forster streets.
WANTED - Experienced farm hand
with good references. Apply Alrick
|Estate Farm, north of asylum. II. l.
HRichert Maclay Street, No. 3.
ARMY OF THE UNITED STATES -
3NIFN WANTED = Ablebodied, unmar-
|ried MEN under age of 80; Citizens Of
United States. of good character and
habits, who can speak. read
land write the English language. For
Information apply to Recruiting Of
zficer, Bergner Bldg. 3rd & Market Sts,
Harris burg.
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1916-08-02

WANTED - An experienced butcher.
Apply 226 Chestnut street.
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1916-08-02

LOST - on Saturday, small diamond
brooch, between 1910 Briggs street ana
|Chestnut Street Market. Reward II re-
turned to 1910 Briggs street.
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1916-08-02
Help Wanted-Male

WANTED - Boys over 16 years OF
age to learn shoemaking.. Apply Pe-
vine & Yunge!, Shoe Manufacturing Co.
at Harrisburg.
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1916-08-02

FOR SALE = One new. attractive,
two story bungalow, with all convent
ences, ON North Seventh street, above
Schuylkill. Price, 100000. Easy
terms Apply w. w. Wittenmyer. Sew
enth and Schuylknl streets
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1916-08-02
Help Wanted
Male and Female

WANTED - A filter. Thoroughly
capable of taking charge of alteration
department.; Woman preferred. Phone
1855 Bell
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1916-08-02
Neutrality-suspicious.

WANTED = clearinghouse, country
preferred, for sickly colored girl aged
eight. Address P. o. Box 405, Harris
burg, Pa,
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1916-08-02
Help Wanted-Male

WANTED - Baker for second hand
work on night turn in suburban shop.
Address Box B. 4401, care of Tele-
graph.
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1916-08-02
Money to Loan

MONEY TO LOAN on Real Estate
security in any amounts and upon any
terms to suit borrower. Address p. O
Box 174. Harrisburg. Pa
MONEY advanced to nouseKeepCrs at
legal rates; business confidential. Profit
Sharing Loan Society. Room Z. SpooneF
Building. North Market Square
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1916-08-02

FOR SALE - Desirable build
ing lots, located on Fourtl., Fifth,
Schuylkill and Atlas streets, in
blocks or the whole. A splendid
opportunity for builder. Inquire
or address, +. Z. Oyster, trustee,
care of Harrisburg Telegraph.
city.
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1916-08-02
Board and Rooms

BOARDING AND ROOMS - Can ac-
commodate a few more boarders; rea-
soma BILE rates. with the best the market
affords. 123 South Second street
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1916-08-02

VAUGHN
One acre plots; Will sell half acre;
also lots 92X230 feet along NJ. Il.
trolley; z II C fare to all parts of Har-
risburg and Steelton; beautiful and
healthful; ground enough for poul-
try and vegetables price only S16s
per half acre. c. 3. Care, Cares
Grocery Store, LinglestoWn, Pa De-
scription at 40Y Market Street, City.
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1916-08-02
Summer Resorts and
Cottages s.
Automobiles

FOR SALE - One Grant, six-cylinder
touring car; electric lights and starter;
in first-class condition; good tires
Willoughby, Commercial Car Co, Thir-
teenth and Howard street or Bell phone
1870.
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1916-08-02
For Sale-Miscellaneous

PUBLIC SALE at the resi-
dence of Mrs. f. d. Morris, 42o
North street, at l p. M; large
lot of extra fine furniture, only
used short time. c. Fry, auc-
tioneer.
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1916-08-02

ANY intelligent person can earn good
income corresponding for newspapers;
experience unnecessary. Send for par
ticulars. Press Syndicate. 7ss Lock-
port, N. Y.
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1916-08-02
Business Opportunities
uoTET oppoRTITNTTy-

BEFORE BUYING a rebuilt BICYCLE
elsewhere, inspect our stock and prices.
Special bargains and prices for summer
street.
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1916-08-02
Legal Notices
NOTICE

MY wife. Mrs. ]. c. Hoffman, having
left my bed and board of her own free
will therefore I will not be responsible
for any bills contracted by her
]. C. HOFFMAN.
NOTICE - Letters Testamentary on
the Estate of Catharine Ann Etter, late
deceased, having been granted to the
undersigned, all persons indebted to
said Estate are requested to make i'm
mediate payment, and those having
claims win present them for settle-
ment.
GEORGE e. ETTER
Executors.
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1916-08-02

WANTED - Men and women can
vassers; experience unnecessary. APP
ply between and A NJ. and to G
r. H, Trustee Building, Room 306-307.
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1916-08-02

FIRE SALE OF HARDWARE at 323
Broad street, daily and Saturday even
ing Immense stock of all kinds of
Hardware at unheard of prices. Five
hundred Atkins handsaws, chisels.
Tools of all kinds.
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1916-08-02

BAKERS - Good oven man. $500
week Bench man, $1,000. Steady work.
Car fare refunded. Apply Kolb's Bakery
Fifty-siXth and Market. Philadelphia.
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1916-08-02

FOR SALE - One Hupnobile tour
ing car; also one Ford delivery. Call at
1914 Regina street, or Bell phone
2091M-2.
The Brinkley argus., 1916-06-09
OLD KNIGHT OF THE GRIP
Hastens To Tell His Friends Of Some Interesting
 Facts

In order to convince the read CTS of this paper that men and
 women from all stations in life are now praising wonderful medical discovery called Hays Specific, we reproduce here with a good letter from w. +.
 Porter, representing a large
 Harvesting Machine Company.
 In part he says:
 Gentleman:--In May I called | at your office for a dollar bottle of Hays Specific and l did it be- cause I had talked with your MT. c. E. Weldon, having known him for fifteen years, and l
 thoroughly told him the condition
 I was in.
 I had no strength, had indiges- ton and bad heart, in fact. l was not able to carry my grip from the depot to the hotel. And l am duty bound to any travelling
 man or any sufferer from indiges- tion or run down system to state one half of this dollar bottle strengthened land strengthened
 me up,so much>that l could eat anything l wanted, walk mile and c&rry my grip. And being a Harvesting Machine man I went to the harvest field and stayed all day.
 This great system tonic has been placed on sale in Brinkley by The Palace Drug Store.
The Brinkley argus., 1916-06-09

From all over the Central States comes the report of the serious damages by >the storms of Monday evening and night.
 In Brinkley the wind began to blow about 5 o'clock but grew heavier and came in shifting gales doing it's heaviest blowing around 6:30 to 8 o'clock.
 About 6::30 it was noted that a heavy cloud hang over the north west and this was probably the cloud that did the damage in Dark Corner or Richland Town ship, 8 miles northwest of Brink ley. Out there six houses and the Cotton Blossom Gin were totally destroyed, the ruins of three of the houses caught fire and were burned up.
 Only one death resulted from the storm in the Corner and that was a negro by the name of Burrows, who was blown from his home and half mile away thro' the field where his body was found.
 The people of Brinkley co uld easily understand that the weather was unusual and there fore when it was ascertained that Converse's Barometer be- gan to go to the bad at o'clock Monday afternoon and rapidly grew worse until 1t registered around the highest danger mark, then the Brinkleyites who had storm cellars crawled in them
The Brinkley argus., 1916-06-09
Social

At her home on Friday even- ing last, Miss Florence Herbel
 delightfully."- entertained quite a few of her friends in a most clever manner. The house was
 beautifully decorated with cut flowers. Delicious refreshments were served by the hostess
 mother.
 Among the honored guests were: Misses Willie Thompson. Frances Thurman, Aline Smith.
 Edmond Lay Simmons, Ruby Osborne. Jewell Baker, Con- stance Cole and Lela Campbell, Messrs Herman Glover, Joel
 Brickell, Max Sulzbacher, Eugene
 Lawrence, Raleigh Elledge, Jno.
 G. Clark, Ludolph w. Gunther,
 Geo. H. Herbers (of Memphis)
 Chas. and Clinton Herbel.
The Brinkley argus., 1916-06-09
Among The Card Clubs

Mrs. Ira Woodfin entertained on Tuesday. June 6, at 500.
 The house was beautifully decorated with baskets of sweet peas. The prize for highes' score was awarded Miss Kathryne Gum, Mrs. T. J. Stout received the consolation prize and Mrs. Ralph Mitchell the ''booby" prize.
 Those present were: Mesdames A. c. Huddleston, A. Goldberg Sam Lang, Jas. L. Woodfn, A Hammon. Irving Campbell, Benj Emmons, H. G. Mitchell, Ralpl Mitchell. c. F. Johnson, I Scholem. J. Samuels, E. E Whitehurst. Geo. P. Reid, B. E. Baker, T. J. Stout, E. H. Con verse, B. D. Mcknight, J. H. Stack, F. E. Vining. Fred Gates, Misses Willie Thompson, Saraf Black. Kathryne Gum, Katherine Mitchell. Edith Lamar (of Clar endon) Mary Leila Beasley ant Clyde Mitchell.
 Tell 'sm you saw Jt In the Argue
The Brinkley argus., 1916-06-09
Brinkley Boy Graduates at
 University

At Fay etteville on Wednesday of this week, Mir. Eugene l.. Woodfin graduated at the State University and has the distinction and honor of being the first graduate of the University from Brinkley. He wins this honor at 20 years of age. Eugene is the son of our esteem townspeople MT. and Mrs. E. L. Woodfin, a brother of County Treasurer c. c. Woodfin and Messrs Jas. l.. and Ira J. Woodfin of this city. Eugene has many friends who congratulate him on his honor.
The Brinkley argus., 1916-06-09
THE STORM OF MONDAY NIGHT
Deadly Results in Five Six States Arkansas Given Wide Sweep. Heber Springs. Judsonia, Hot Springs Suffer Heaviest-..75 Lives the Toll Dark Corner Gets Touch.
 One Death.

and those who didn't have cellars wished for 'em.
 All kinds of reports reached Brinkley that neighboring towns had been literally wiped off of the earth, this probably eminat- ing from various sources because of the phone and telegraph wires all being down.
 Brinkley citizens having rela- tives and friends in Hot Springs, Searcy and Heber Springs were much worried. Prof. David Bowen whose family are in Heber, heard of their safety and so with others. At Heber the death loss will probably reach 40 people with about 75 seriously wounded, while at Judsonia there was a fatility of about 25, mostly negroes.
 At Searcy some four or five were killed.
 At Hot Spring the loss of life was only five or six tho the property loss is exceptionally heavy. The Hot Springs Oak lawn Methodist Church which was served two years ago by Pastor Jas. B. Evans, of the Brinkley M. E. Church. was com pletely demolished as was also the parsonage. Pastor Evans and wife of this city went tc Hot Springs Monday afternoon to visit her parents and arrived there only 20 minutes after the storm had done it's work.
The Brinkley argus., 1916-06-09

Institute was Miss Louise Patient a talented teacher of Oklahoma who was a Brinkley visitor at the home of MT. and Mrs. F. H Cole. By her readings, physical culture, club swinging, etc., she added much to the Institute. She is a native Arkansas Wood ruff County) girl.
The Brinkley argus., 1916-06-09
Whole No. 2o22s

See the Battle Cry of Pea at the Princess Theatre. Friday June 18th, Matinee and night, Prices 25 and 50 cents.
 Tell 'em you saw 1t tn the ARcus
The Brinkley argus., 1916-06-09

Dainty refreshments were serv- ed and a pleasant social hour was thoroughly enjoyed. subject at the next regular meeting.
The Brinkley argus., 1916-06-09
MEETING OF TEAHCERS Toe County Teachers kiitute Held in Brink. ey This Week Has l Record Atten-
 dance. Closes
 To-Day

largest attended Teachers hte ever held in Monroe y came to a close to-day IT Iey.
 lty Supt. David Bower ia most satisfactory pro bnd unusual interest. Watson, U. s. Agricul. Agent, of Little Rock spoke the Institute and l.. M. of Pine Bluff spoke on lay morning.
 Tuesday evening in the la of the Brinkley schoo Ormal complimentary re. was rendered the visit. chers, some fifty in mum. the local teachers and z elghtful time was report. bll.
 Exceptional feature of ir pi this Institute has beer in Household Economics each day has been con. oy Mrs. Jno. Baumgart.
 a number of visitors en in attendance at the
 of the Institute.
 el the visiting teachers led much to the pleasure pa entertainment of thu
The Brinkley argus., 1916-06-09
Book Club Meets

The ladies of the Book Cluq were entertained on Tuesday afternoon from 3::30 til 5:30 by Mrs. Wm. B. Folsom at her home on north side of Plaza. An in- teresting and enjoyable after noon was spent in review and discussion of new books read. Those present were; Mesdames Jake Lamm, E. L. Woodfin, Jas. s. Mitchell, Fred Roescher and Miss Mamie Mitchell.
The Brinkley argus., 1916-06-09

Eye glasses bpl lime payments Eyes tested fte9.
 Bifk1ey Jewelry Co.
The Brinkley argus., 1916-06-09
Presbyterian Missionary
 Society

Mrs. w. T. Thurman assisted by her daughter, Mrs. Alex Vaught, of Arlington, Texas, en- tertained the ladies of the Pres byterian Missionary Society on Monday.
Der Nordstern. [volume] (St. Cloud, Minn.) 1874-1931, 1916-04-20

Nbsuuirt anf ben rRorbeer1.S
Der Nordstern. [volume] (St. Cloud, Minn.) 1874-1931, 1916-04-20
@efabren bes 9nr@5mges.

Da1rd511g fiiblt fid om beiten an,
tpet1r mir beib fin6 un6 fdtpiben, &C.
ro6e born, mer11 ct a1n gefabrltd1ten
it, un6 bos @rgebniB lit @eurolgio,
iteifer Moder, tpebe M11sfeln o6er 5u'
meiIen Elm Mnfam bon &beumatism11s.
SSn ioldyer GG1en menbet Sloan's 81
nir1ent an. Sc treibt 6ie 3%irfltlotion
nod oem tpeben uno f&mer5li@en
Ebeile. Sos 8Iut fIieBt fret, uno in
haraer 8eit lift Die @teifbet unb Der
@dmer3 neridtm1nben. @o1de, Die
an Mel1ral9ta ober tenro1giident
@opftpeb lei6en, mer6en aatsfinben,
bab Elm ODER atpei Mpplifattonett beS
5Ioon's Ointment erfreuli9es &eiul.
tat brineen. Ser i4redli4e Sdmer3
gtbt .einem fIingeln6en @efiible bon
8equemlidteit un6 @drme @altm,
umb Mabe un6 6dlof fin6 moglih.
Iu@ gut fiji Meuritis. @reis 25f
bel Current Mpotbeter. - Sing.
Der Nordstern. [volume] (St. Cloud, Minn.) 1874-1931, 1916-04-20
Grabiabr.

Muf bos Griibiobr mir6 bon gor
Mon6em ols bic freuoigfte Soiion
bes sSobres geidu1t, oas form aber
nidt bon 6em @beumattiden geiagt
tperben. Sos falte uno feudte @et.
ter bringt einem &be1matifden
Sdmer3en, Die ibgenb etmas MIR
nidt% ongenebm iino. sic fonren I'M
MERLIN gelinbert nerben b11rd BEN
@ebruuh bon @bnmberlains 0ini.
ment. gu tm1fen in &enrps Corner
Irug gtore.
Palisadian. [volume] (Cliffside Park, N.J.) 1906-current, 1916-09-23

have put all the huge cannon to route
long ago. Our own views of the war
are that when it is over it will be
finished. 1t looks like it was now
merely a business relationship be-
tween the various countries engaged,
and the more there are in the shooting
match, the more the original work
ers-up of the carnage, the more
hopeful the outlook for continuing the
slaughter. The business of killing
men for the sake of winning a game
of strategy is now reduced to splen-
did example of what man may do
when he gets blood in his eye. In
the meantime, the matter of weeping
widows and mothers, crying orphans
and hungry children, are nothing at
all compared with the conquering,
laurel-crowned heroes who have sue
seeded in outconvulsing Vesuvius,
outlavaing Hecla and out-death-gass-
ing Pellee.
Palisadian. [volume] (Cliffside Park, N.J.) 1906-current, 1916-09-23
The Paper Strategists.

The many divergent and insistent
views of the European war by the
newspaper strategists convinces the
popular mind that those real war
leaders who are fighting in Europe
know little or nothing of what they
are doing or what they want to at
tain. Some of the articles of these
writers are convincing enough, but
few of them bear evidence of more
than surface information, and nine
out of ten know absolutely nothing
at all of either facts or military
values. Some of them last year had
the end all arranged. The war was
to close amid certain surroundings,
and certain things were sure to come
to pass at given time. General
Blankety Blinkens, and Field Mar
shall Jinkety Jinkins, were so arrang-
ing their plans that when the focal
points were directly opposite the
divergent paths of the Teutonic at
mospheric Authorizations, and the
Allied gasometers were ready for the
chemistry of purpose, there would be
a capillary collapse of the perimiter
of the diaphragm, and there would
be nothing else to it-surrender would
be in sight and the war would col
lapse of it's own perpendicular mo-
mentum.
This we see the necessity of words
in a war of the present magnitude.
If words were bullets, the number al
ready shot at this struggle would