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The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1916-06-08
THE WEATHER.

. FORECAST Fan tonight aud
, Friday warmer in east portion 4
, ALBtQt EiiQtE Weather for
, the q hours ended tt = O'Clock
, this morning
MaNimum-Sj.
Miulmun-t6.
kauge-Sg.
, ~ u MI
southwest winds
clear
-
D Facts Mauicd.
Ardent Woocr-I,tr,-t Mabel.
, VIII Nuu share my .uI
, Practical Mabel UnV many
, acres IN your lot
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1916-06-08
NOTICE.

brIdgc viii Doe closed FOR trathc dur
INK GA, following hours. {" h No..
. "a m t. ~ M, J 4" I . mo-, D. %"
g. m oummcuci'S M"nH'N. juno
. until further notice
WILLINGLY tnl MY NO\D
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1916-06-08

prof. Fred e.. Wcrkouthiu GIANT
]pathulugi.t al IN" state Agricultural
,nlios, has Just completed an M
sp-.ti"u iu this county. Tn" only
serious disease ne found va rhlur"sis,
du, To- hack ui iron ,u the '"il Farm
crs DESIRING advice uu that 90 ANY
othri truunIc should write To- Prot
M~,Ik,uthlu
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1916-01-18

table assistance but the dominant
sewers q Fnrone and the Orient look
mon Us with jealousy. disiFust. and
ssif.concezled antagonism The
soft eertie phrases OF diplomacy are
words used ty nations TO conceal
their thoughts. Il dark times are
ahead q Is. II fate ordains that the
United states must defend herself,
A. The board OF srategy seems 10 m
innate. from powers combined IN tne
future to our uRdoing. !, seems az
fhis time as n We should be oh.isei
tr fight alone and nnalded How ile
most extreme paciiist can faii 10 pei,
esire the necessity for immediate ana
connlcto preparedness npon the Part
or the United states passes compr'-
hausiou. let him consider tie iat
that this is today TIE richest country
in the world. and from a military
standpoint. one al the weakest o. u
that We cannot reiy ior assIstau q ai
{ crisis upon ans one Of our s7.ea'ie'
historic Friends among the nations
Then Ae Wul perceive. tefan'
through s sudden flash o. common
staso ihat IN rreaehinr natianai '' '-
-namert De Is perp' ious fisioi
ary. imrenline tNc eyistcr cc 81 iN
n.o rountrs on earth ttat claims h.a
a1cliance
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1916-01-18

Mr.. Dranson will be glad TO answer all
questions. lf your question Is Of general
interest II Will be answered through these
sonally II stamped sddressed envelope Is
enclosed. Address all letters to Il. r..
Branson, care OF this newspaper.
Not Anna Held
THE AVERAGE MIND is much wiser
than many may suppose. Questions
can be put TO a witness under cross
examination. In argumentative form,
often with far greater effect upon
the minds of the jury than If the
same line of reasoning were reserved
for the summing up. The juryman
sees the point for himself. as il il
were his own discovery, and clings
to 1t all the more tenaciously.
The entire effect of the testimony
OF an adverse witness can sometimes
be destroyed by a pleasant little
passage-at-arms in which he is finally
held up to ridicule before the jury.
and all that he has previously said
against you disappears in the laugh
that accompanies him from the wit
ness box.
In a recent case a witness who had
been badgered rather persistently on
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1916-01-18
Vest Pocket ESSAYS
HE DOLL AR
BY GEORGE FITCH

II Is IMPOSSIBLE to speak of the
kindly. Woodworking dollar in any
thing but terms OF affection. What
ever may be our contempt for twenty
dollar bills and $1,000 bills we can
only admit that the plain and cap.
able dollar is a friend of humanity
and Is full OF good works.
There are two kinds of dollars,
hard and soft. The East prefers
the soft dollar. which can be folded
up and placed in pocket book IN
the hip pocket, from which Il can
easily be extracted by removing the
glove and the ovcrcoat and turning
the contents OF the pocketbook up.
side down into a hat The hurried
West prefers the hard dollar. which
is durable. convenient and cannot be
mistaken in the dark for n laundry
bill and cast haughtily into the FIRE.
However, hard and soft dollars are
equally talented in producing pleas
ant effects The amount OF sunshine
and JOY and internal comfort which
a dollar, even an old and dog-eared
one, can produce, is little short Of
marvellous. A dollar will set 'em up
from ten to forty times to cigars.
1t will carry Us fifty miles by rail-
road and viii support man for
several days. A dollar will buy
enough printed wisdom to last some
men forty years. or 1t will purchase
three hundred laughs In the balcony
Of any theatre. A dollar will COM
nit twenty acts OF charity. With the
200th part Of a dollar, poor woman
purchased a reputation for charity al
most two thousand years ago which
even now rlases John D. Rockefeller
look like tifht wad- With a dollar u
man can buy a years good govern
ment. and with a dollar he can buy
much trouble that he will still be
dodging ten years hence.
Everyone loves the dollar and is
hospitable to It. We may be charm
Ing and loyable. ingenious and aes-
thetic. but anless we can induce a
certain number Of dollars per week
TO gather beneath our humble roof.
We are going 10 make a failure out
of life. No other visitor is as well
come as the dollar. The man who
will grumble il he has to get out of
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1916-01-18
Health Talks
Mastoidtis

pRoBARIy II rvTrY case Of middle ear
infection. or gathering in the ear
IN which the drum rupiures and per-
mits a discharEv Of matter from the
ear. or Is lanccd for that purpose
by the physician. there IS more Or
less involvement cf the snaccs In
side the mastoid process back VI the
car. These spaces Communicate
with tie cavity ol tie middle car.
aud no doubt pariaie Of all i1fam-
nations involving The lining of the
middle ear. t1he middle ear is that
portion OF the ear within the ear
drum which holscs the little bones
OF the ear and communicated via tie
Eustachlan tubc with tie back Of the
hose and throat
or course soreness or tenderness
Of the bone Just behind tie oar would
be suggestive Of Inflammation Ia that
boae finastoidi,lsl. but a very serl-
Gus Inflammation aud pus.formation
may he present IN the mastoid with.
out any noticeable pain OF tender
ness behind the ear.
Any acute eafache or gathering
which Is followed by a very protuse
discharge from tie ear should be-
looked upon a. suspicious, because
such cases are usually eases OF mas
toidltls.
a discharge which can be seen to
pulsate Is certainly indicative Of
mastoiditis.
A discharge from the ear persist
inc for many days or weeks after
the gathering breaks especially IL
the patient has an elevated tcmpera-
ture part or all Of each day, is prob
ably due 10 mastoidits
The danger OF mastoidltis is septic
infection Of the brain cavity alb
seess. meningitis or septic sinus
thrombosis fclotiing and infection
of the great vein.paths OF the brain
cavity.
OF course fair share Of cases Of
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1916-01-18
Talks
By GEORGE MATTHEW ADAMS
On Being Different

To be Different, you must not fol-
low the route that the Crowd takes.
Also, you must needs have Spunk
and real reserve of the Heroic in
your makeup And also, no one
was ever Different who did not
have the courage to lnitiate--to
Dare.
BE daringly Different.
But be sure you are Different in
senuinencss. and with a high pur-
pose as guide net freakishly DIFF
ferent.
BE daringly Different
All anybody has to do to be COM
mon. uncommented upon. and un-
noticed. is simply to Initiate do
what everybody else seems to be
doine. For the Different people
are always those who care nothing
for the sneers or comments or criti-
cisms Of The crowd. and who with
ease and holdness pull away and
Start Things all by themselves
whereas the Crowd bestirs Itself to
them.
Be darlngly Different.
The Famous people Of the world
always viii be the Different people
II this were not true. there would be
no famous people.
Be daringly Different.
To be Different, study Yourself.
Search for the Big things in your
makeup. Face your Weak Points.
Then formulate, and carry out. plans
for putting Strength where weak
ness was. Get your Big Values out
into the open where they will radiate
real Inspiration. Experiment with
your Abilities. Mind not the off
smiles aud comments from the side
lines. BE sincere and honest with
yourself. That is the thing that
counts. Get your Best-0ut.
BE daringly Different.
BE what you actually are. Let the
world know you for your actual
worth. Be done with any popular
veneer. 1t is not easy thus But
for it all. there is fine. satisfying
Reward in the knowledge that you
are Leader and not Follower.
merely. To be Different IS 10 show
the world your Most-unafraid
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1916-01-18

they have IL. They viii start the
week with fifty Of them and those
dollars will make the most ridicu-
lous excuses TO leave him and stay
gone. Other men, who have never
entertained human being in their
lives. are so fascinating to dollars
that the little creatures will not only
make their permanent homes with
them, but will 90 out and grab other
dollars by the neck and haul them In.
The taste of the dollar in choOs-
ing its friends. however, cannot al
ways he commended Many times \
dollar will leave a splendid. upright
man and cling 10 a usurer until
Death doth them part.
Dollars delight to work for men,
but some men are very poor bosses
They have to use a hundred dollars
to get the results which other men
can accomplish with five. Dollar
training Is one of the most beneficial
exercises. and il you persist in It you
can, in time. persuade the faithful
creatures to do all your work for you.
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1916-01-18
Vi Jews OF The { ress
Enterprise

stuck them, upside down, on the pick
cts OF Tho fence around the lot.
OF ce-rsc al The Kids floeked into
the I'D picked up the stones
a., .hem at the bottles. Being
city aoys they couldn't throw
straight, and by the time they had
broken ali the bottles they had
cleaned up the whole yard. Then the
schemer came in. laid out a diamond
and organized a bali game.
This Is a true story. 1t Is also a
parable. That Western boy repre-
sents the young men who go to New
York from all sections of the country,
and make good-and by pouring
fresh blood into the old metropolis
keep it going and make it the busi-
neas power that /; H.. nswego
IN. =, Palladium.
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1916-01-18

A NDp1E-wrsrrgN Boy, whose family
moved to New York. found his eavir-
onmcnt intolerably cireumscribed.
There was no place to play. Worse
than that. the youngsters in his neigh
borhood didn't seem to know how TO
play. lie decided to do some mission
AIRY work.
Near tho apartment-house where he
lived there was vacant lot that was
obviously intended for baseball. al
though It Happened to be badly lit
tered with stones. The new boy tried
to persuade ,ae other lads to clean up
the lot. bu, they were not interested.
They couldn't zee the advantage Of
going to al Tie trouble just TO be
able TO play ball.
Taoa tie discontented youngster
went aud got a lot Of bottles aud
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1916-01-18
Peoples Legal Friend
BY T.. Il. BRANsON

cross-examination finally straight
ened himself up In the witness chair
and said pertly. II have not come
here TO ask You 10 play with me.
Do you take me for Anna HEIDI"
CT was at the time when Anna Held
was singing her popular stage song
Wont you come and play with
me"
Il was not thinking Of Anna Held"
replied the counsel quietly. "Suppos-
Ing you try Ananiasp
The witness was enraged, the jury
laughed, and the lawyer. who had
really made nothing out Of the wit
ness up TO this time. sat down.
Those little triumphs are. however.
by no means always one-sided.
Often, II the counsel gives him an
opening, a clever witness will coun-
ter on him In most humiliating
fashion, certain to meet with the
hearty approval of Jury and audi
ence. u r.fr
At the Worcester Assizes in Eng.
idhu, case WAS Delng trled Wnlch IN
volyed the soundness OF horse, and
a clergyman had been called as a
witness who only succeeded In giving
a confused account of the transaction.
a clustering counsel on the other side,
after many attempts to get at the
facts upon cross-examination. blurted
out. pray. sir do you know the DIFF.
ference between horse and a cow"
Il acknowledge my ignorance, re-
piled the clergyman. Il hardly do
know the difference between a horse
and COW. or between a bull and
bully-only a bull. am told. has
horns, and bully. luckily for me,
has none" ."-Cariosities Of Lac and
JalrBers.
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1916-01-18
VIC HUERTA.

While victoraino HueIia iaf asiN-
AZ vi Paso American cliizens "t.e
being sBoi down Ase dogs IL 'i.
A;exican desert a compile Of hlhafe'
niles away. The massacre anu i's
attendant mutilaiion u tae dead NtIt
final expression Of Huerta'sm 'e
MEXICAN guerillas followed ihe eA'
auple set them bY the eA-aieiAi'I
and murdered those they did not IKE
even as ne murdered Naaefo ahi
suarez. president and Yiee.presioeh'
o. Mexico.
Husrta was a guerilla ana .ncilcai-
ed guerilla practices 80 one ".l
ever knoR how many o. iae pesi
men in Mexico have been kiliea iA
otedieuce to bis orders For uiile
bs protected foreigners But 50 iid
VIVA as long as Il suited bis pirlo-'
eF
To his sayaqers Hueris added q
treachesY ef waieh manF afaefs are
free He was commander in ehiei or
alexicos army when tao constitution
"a anfhorlts o. the government was
assailed he ufeieHded to be true 10
hss dutY. hut IN fact made a compact
rndef which be was 70 be eaiei after
40 removal of Madero and suarez.
Then he ouareled with his cocoon
splra,ors ard these that he aid moi
vim we're chased ont OF the country
Then. like other Mexican military
adventurers Ne departed after seiz
s.g The small balance lett f. the na
iional treasury Finally be used this
wealth and mouev secured from ot1
er sources to move toward Mexico y
create further trouble Poor Meni
co, She cannot hope for mnch ss
long as Hneftas and Villas are the
sort of men permitted 10 get leader
~
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1916-01-18
Divorce Again


Q. ID ~ man leaUcs his icife
and goes 10 onothcr state, remaining
there several lceckS, and docs not
1crlte 10 her and ledpcS her icith0at
funds, can she. II he has property in
the state. get rent from same. or seE
enough TO lire on. tcithout first
getting dip0rce or legal Sepdrd-
tiong (2) Is man compelled TO
support his icife II he has propcrtyf
go II he remains array and sues for
dirorce, can nc oct IL Without pay
ing The pIc olimony' ca Who is
IL that informs either party that q
diuorce has been sued fors
A. (11 She can pledge HIS credit.
to the extent OF necessaries. CD
He Is under a legal as we'll as a
moral duty to support the wife.
t3) The question OF allmony de-
pends on the circumstances of the
case. tl When a suit for divorce
Is brought. the method pointed out
by the statutes for the purpose OF
enabling the court to acquire juris-
dicti0n must be observed.
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1916-01-18
RULER OF SEVEN SEAS.

Naug authorities hatc prohibited
while sales 'n the Berlin department
stores ami the torres throughout the
ompirc. This is 70 limit the ton'
sumption 81 cotton IN linen mannlac'
urcs
a Berlin correspondent of Nm''.'
cam newspapers declares that ihe tof.
tHe famine in Germany win NOT only
ald ono moro discomfort 70 the d'.
mcssc irrltaiIons now being lrlt hnt
also II ray raise serious problem
o' unemnloNmont The closing down
oi textile mills must throw hHnlro
ana thousands of men ont of work
Great Britain Is the mistress Of the
seas
Great britain has hloekafed he
ports of GERMANY The ports Of Ger
many are closed. the foreign ean.
nlerce Of Germany has been dcsiror.
ed and the program stranglera 81 TIC
world Win tighten their erips on me
throat OF the kaiser
His armies are victorlous eyery'
where. but the nation that controls
the seas controls the food supplies
as well as the financial resources ol
the world
There are Americans who helef'
tiat the United states should 'reatc
the greatest navy that the world he's
ever Known With thr greatest NAVY
the world has ever known Uncle Sam
would he the master OF the soven
seas and IN nositon 10 defy the
world This Is the contention OF
oaonnrisis as well as Of miliiarf
and naval experts
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1916-01-18

Now doth the liar. whose hotel
Lies in the fishing region.
Induce his camera TO tell
Fish-lies that number legion.
lie rnmmagos about. upstairs,
Until. up near. the lhatch.
lie finds. all hid with dust some
where's.
His faithful zone days catch"
lie cleans them on and hires some
men
To put on sporting garments.
To stand before the lens and then
Pretend they caught the var
mints.
The string is always three yards
long
And holds a hundred fishes
They surely make inducement
To those with fishing wishes.
But one can fish TIL COWS come
home.
IN the adIacen. waters
And never coax FISH 10 roam
From Wifu aud sons and daugh-
tCrs.
Alas. the fsh have all been caught!
ones hope for them is vain.
The ones they photographed wero
bought
From someone with a seine.
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1916-01-18

A day Is what every dog has.
Also at certain season Of tho
year, the dog has several in success
ion
Days are sent to Us whether we
ordered them or not.
Of,en We have awaked or awak-
ened, or whatever Is grammatical.
ia the morning and exclaimed in-
dignantly:
"Now. here's a brand-new day.
vi,h the label still on it. never
ordered ~ couldn't afford IL.
even Ii | wanted Il. II had been
going to order one, I'd have asked
for a secondhand one"
But our protest went for moth
ing. aud we had to take the new
lay aud pay for 1t just the same as
II we nad ordered il in writing.
SO we have got into the habit OF
grabbing tho day as soon as we SEQ
It and trying to see II we can't find
something to do with It that will
help somebody else or oursef.
The sender OF days is beginning
10 short-weight us just now. but
there's no earthly use in going TO
the phone and stomach-aching
about Il. You would be told, If
anything, that the price OF days
had gone up, but that the effort
was tending TO make tho days bet
ter in quality to make up for tho
shortage In quantity.
Tomorrow morning you'll bo
saddlod with another day. just as
sure as shooting. and SO will We.
But We can't stop and figure out
what we'll do with it,
II we did, this day we have now
on our hands would get away with
out our getting the worth of our
money out of IL.
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1916-01-18

"strange how little we have
progressed" said the incurable nut.
Come across" said the listener,
who knew the nut would tell 1t
anyway.
"The British and Americans
once had trouble over tea-boat.
and now after nearly q hundred
and fifty years the Germans aud
English have worse trouble over a
I-bOat."
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1916-01-18
chenopodium (wormseed)

Kutl8 cdrise NE uhcihcr Oh Of
chen0POilHnl (Amcrioan icormsceD
is considered q safe remedy for hook.
corn infcriioa GAd for other intcs-
iinol parasites.
AnsWCr Safer than most vermi.
fuges. and said 10 be far more ef-
icioni The dose given Is five drops
in capsule TO child ten drops to
an adult. early Ia the morning. after
light supper and no breakfast. This
is given each morning for three days.
Two hours after the dose on the
third morning a tablespoonful Of cas-.
tor oil should be taken.
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1916-01-18

mastoiditis win 20 on TO spontane-
Gus recovery after few weeks un-
der eeod care. but the disease is a
treacherous cne and must be man.
aged BY a physician Of good judg-
mcnt Perhaps half Of the eases of
inlstoiditls viii recover without op-
cfution and the other hall win re-
qrirc operation.
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1916-01-18
Current Poetry


! wrote TO a friend
In a casual way, ;
And addressed ii ]. r.
Instead of J. A.
] never considered
The matter al all
But now my remorse Is
AS bitter as gall.
For fellow is tender
Concerning his name.
That is why | am crushed
BY a burden Of blame.
And a Road Of Contrition
Is stretching afar,
For his name is ]. A.
And | called him j. r.
He does not revile me,
He's calm as an oyster;
If he has a complaint,
lie never has voiced her.
But still he must feel
Some resentment to-day
Because | forgot
That his name was ]. A.
The worry is mine.
And the moral is clear.
Let the telephone book
be conveniently near.
Take NOTHING for granted,
Then life will be gay,
You will not write ]. r,
When the name is ]. A.
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1916-01-18
QUESTIONS AND ANSWERS

A Gland That Influences Growth
Con g0H ten me wLcihcr there Is
anB SAch hing as a gllnd hdring
coNfroi otcr me groicth Of The bodyf
That IS. eaa GroU'h be Stimulated Or
i'crcasfl by fcsf.sg person some
gland or gshdglaf cEfrGcig
Anssrcr-1hn pIaoal gland. al the
base of the brain. exerts such an in-
tuCnce. Ia animal experimentation,
az. any rate. the feeding Of extracts
~ piaeal gland produces a markedly
rapid growth. in young animals. par
t.cularly males. Whether such ef-
fects are ever noted IN human beings
We are unable 10 state II the in
dividual were unaevoloped because Of
deficiency OF pinea Gland function
il would perhaps be worth trying.
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1916-01-18

She nirted with the handsome
guys-
They learned the meaning Of
gay from her.
Then married a nut with pale
green eyes,
So nobody'd take him away from
her.
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1916-01-18
rinulgln Tilosofy

Whin afther overoomin' all tn
obstacles tn misiniormors could
throw In "a wa-ay, a reporther at
last gifts tn sthory right. q lot av
boneheads sit busy an rrcad ut
wronsl
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1916-01-18

"Woman holds her dress above
everything else,' muttered the En-
treme Cynic.
yep" said the sympaihetic
Dub, IL saw one crossing the mud
dy street just a bit ago, and she
was pretty nearly doing that, all
right"
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1916-01-18

Major General Scott is wise ola
warrior. He has made an esthlaW
thai our country would need an arihs
OF nearly 100000 men III Tue even
az war Raw recruits are mol sol
dlers. Soldiers are made i iahes
Years 10 train them Why saonluh L
The United States adopt the nnlFers.
Al military service In some form
There should be military uainin5
schools for the poatA oi the eoahV /
Universal peace is beautiful dream
Nan mas been fighting his wa3 since
tho savage age and wi.l be- ne.i
his wsv when Gabriel is sounding ms
frstrfet
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1916-01-18

his chair at r. NJ. and welcme his
mother-in.law. will slide down the
banisters at A. NJ. with glad
shrek and welcome dollar with
both hands.
Some men. however do not seem
able 10 entertain the dollar when
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1916-01-18
EairNpLess uNl1ep STATES.

II behooses the people Of the Unit
ID states 20 realize that there Is no
rs,icn In the world actually we'll dis
noscd toward us at present SAYS the
yew York sun Belgium and Serbia
may be grateful TO US for our chari-
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1916-01-18

,pv placlng on the seryan throne -
40 the Rome dispatch is true-an IL
legitimate son of former King Milan
.assassinated to make q place Tor inc
lpresent King Peter, the Germans may
be PLAY ing good politics. There must
lhe considerable Sentiment IN Serfla
Nor the other dynasty But II Hei'
many places king on the serVi"n
throne. does II not indicate an inteh'
ton to preserve seryia as nailoa'
instead Of carving it un between Bal'
saria and Austria, as has been suppos-
ea 20 be the program