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Audubon County journal. (Exira, Iowa) 1884-1993, 1916-05-25
Wanted Dates.

Smart Aleck Gin stationery store)-I
want nickel's worth of dates. Clerk
We don't keep fruit, sir. Smart
Aleck-Oh, brighten up, brighten up!
Gimme a five cent calendar. Boston
Transcript.
Audubon County journal. (Exira, Iowa) 1884-1993, 1916-05-25
Hard Sauce.

Cream Ia cup butter with liz
cup sugar and flavor to taste. Put
on the Kuchen while it is hot.
Audubon County journal. (Exira, Iowa) 1884-1993, 1916-05-25

permost and serve with hard sauce
Or very sweet cherry juice. Apples,
peaches, aplicots, berries or ba-
nanas may be used instead of
cherries.
Audubon County journal. (Exira, Iowa) 1884-1993, 1916-05-25
ToWsER AND THE MooNMAN

Every night when it grows late,
And the moon is in the sky,
Towser sits outside the gate
And emits mournful cry.
Some would say he was in pain;
Some would say that he was sad;
But the neighbols groan, Again.
Oh, that dog will drive us mad.
Towser lifts his nose and bowls
AT the mconman, far and dim;
But the moonman only scowlls,
For no dog can brighten him.
And he stares old Towser through
Much as if he meant to say,
What foolish thing to do,
When you might have slept till day.
John Morrison in Youths Compan
ion.
The lawyer was sitting at his
desk, SO absorbed in his work tina
he did not hear the door as it wa!
pushed open, nor see the curl!
head as it came s s:s.c the office
AS he turned little face streakee
with tears met his gaze.
We'll, my little man, did you want
to see me?' -
care you lawyer?"
Yes, what is it you want?"'
II want, with a sob, 'Iwant di
vorce from my papa and mamma"
Audubon County journal. (Exira, Iowa) 1884-1993, 1916-05-25
WHO'S AFRAID

We slept outdoors last night,
Did Bob and L;
We made a bed of boughs,
So green and high.
l said, ooh, who's afraid"
Then came noise.
The queerest squeaky sound,
And-we're just boys.
Then Looked up above
Like mothers eyes
The peaceful stars looked down
From quiet skies.
s4x-A%S
Then l felt big and strong,
The oldest way;
And-well, at last it came:
The bright new day.
Audubon County journal. (Exira, Iowa) 1884-1993, 1916-05-25

The following persons have sent
IN their names for membership in
our Bird Club since our last issue.
Christina Jensen Gray, Iowa.
Ejnea Jensen, Gray, Iowa.
Hans Jensen, Gray, Iowa
Alice Jensen, GRAY. Iowa
Alfred Jensen, Gray, Iowa.
Audubon County journal. (Exira, Iowa) 1884-1993, 1916-05-25

A pair of mourning doves are
building in tree near by. These
birds can be Known from other
doves by the dark spot on the
neck. They Should be protected in
every possible way. Their principal
food is weed seeds.
The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1916-02-08
WILLIAMS BARGAIN COUNTER


20 ACRES 1-2 miles south of Lake
land, some good citrus land, and
some of the best truck and straw
berry land in the State, comfort
able house and out houses. If sold
soon will take $1,000 with terms
5-ROOM modern bungalow, 16-room
bath house, fine beach. good boat
ing and bathing proposition,
beautiful lake front, two lots,
only two blocks from jitney line.
Splendid residence situation.
Price $2,250. Easy terms.
5-ROOM cottage, lights and city wa
ter, fruit trees, fine lake view,
Good residence section, two extra
.--so lots, one block from jitney
line. Price $4,000.
Is ACRES good truck land, living
water for stock, extra good straw
berry land, convenient to graded
road, 8 miles southeast of Lake
land. Price $50 per acre with
terms.
20 ACRES Ia miles south Of Lake.
land. 10 acres in cultivation and
set to orange and grapefruit one
anc two years old. All fenced.
Small house, on public hard road.
Price $4,000. Easy terms.
20 ACRES combination truck and
citrus farm. modern 5-room house,
2-story barn and out buildings, all
fenced. good land, fine water, an
ideal country home 2 1-2 miles
from Lakeland. on hard road.
Price $4,000 cash, or terms can be
arraigned.
20 ACRES fine truck land all cleared
and in cultivation, under fence;
good farm house: only 3 miles
from Lakeland. This is a rare bar
ain at $1,000; half cash, balance
in two years.
II ACRES near town, lake view. all
fenced. 6 acres in cultivation,
splendid land, one 5-room and g.
room house and barn, excellent
water. About rs young orange
trees; one of the best propositions
in this section. Price $4,000.
Terms If wanted.
G. ]. WILLIAMS,
Telee ram Bldg. Phone So Black
The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1916-02-08
Shakespeare's Leus.

There is no authority for the opinion
that Shakespeare had one Of his legs
broken in a drunken brawl outside OF
a sonnet written by Marlowe, himself
Q brilliant. debauchee and notorious
liar. Apart from Marlowe's dia-
tribe, there is nothing to show that
the great dramatist had a broken or
deformed leg.
The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1916-02-08
PHILADELPHIA Solomon,

A Philadelphia police magistrate
was called on to decide the owner.
ship Of dollar bill which was found
In the street by negro and claimed
to have been lost by a white man.
After hearing the story o. each claim
ant the court said: Il believe the dol
lar belonged to the white man, but
since the negro found it he is entitled
to reward. l therefore decree that
each take fifty cents and call 1t a
days work."
The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1916-02-08
Lack Of Education.

You are not really well educated II
you do not possess the knowledge
which Is essential in making a home
what 1t ought to be. The girl who
would stand aghast if asked to build
. fire in the kitchen range, and would
be as helpless to prepare a dinner or
iron q shirtwaist. as IL she were called
upon to translate from the Hebrew,
has serious lacks in her education
Exchange.
The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1916-02-08

Having purchased and subdivided
the Jesse Keen estate of $50 acres
half mile west of city limits, we
are now selling in 10 and 20-acre
tracts some Of the finest truck and
farm lands in this section at the
right price and terms. For paricu-
lars see G. C. Rogan, Rooms / and
2, Deem & Bryant Bldg. Phone 146.
1895
The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1916-02-08
WERENTIT

If you have a room, apartment,
store, cottage, Office or anything
else for rent, list them with us and
watch the result.
THE KEY RENTAL AGENCY
We are the key to the situation
Room s, Elliston Bldg.
P. o. Box sos, Lakeland, Fla.
50O6
The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1916-02-08
WANTED-Salesman of good ad-
dress. Man having experience with
ice making machinery preferred.
Address P. o. Box 1877. 5139

All of the unsold lots in Dixieland
will be sold at public auction on
Thursday, Feb. 10, commencing at
10 O'Clock. This is the chance of a
lifetime to get the prettiest resi-
Dental lots in Lakeland absolutely
at your own price. The sale will
be called by the celebrated twin auc-
tioreers, Gaffney Brothers. Dinner
on the grounds. 5132
The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1916-02-08

!. BALE Small, rich farm near
! kelnnd. al fenced, six acres in
rttivatton, two houses, good wa
n, timber, fruit, horse, buggy,
lyons. farming implements, crop,
|. Worth $1,000 If taken by
esday, Feb. Sth; $4,000 will
y It. Reason for selling, other
siness. Phone 329 Green. or
lite Box 3s1. Lakeland, Fla.
5133
The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1916-02-08

To buy for cash, grove
of ; to 40 acres for winter home,
near Lakeland, on or near hard
road. Description, price and To-
cation in first letter, or will not
be answered. Address P. o. Box
403. 6136
The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1916-02-08

A number of very valuable prizes
will be given away absolutely free
to those attending the auction sale
Of lots in Dixieland on Feb. 10th. To
secure a present one does not have
to buy lot or even bid on one, but
they must be on the ground when
the presents are distributed. 5133
The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1916-02-08
Recognize euperloritv.

In Yellowstone park, the brown
bears retreat hastily from the hotel
garbage piles when black bears eavs
In sight. and the latter. In lurn
promptly get themselves gone at tho
approach Of the silvertips. 1t is an In
teresting little social system, est.3.
lished on the primordial. basis of fear.
The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1916-02-08

WANTED-White waitress at new
fremont dining room. No exper-
fence necessary. Call or write to
j. J. DeVere, phone Blue.
5111
The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1916-02-08
Worlds Largest Reptile.

The largest reptile is the man-ea
ing saltwater crocodile of southern
Asia and Australia. 1t measures 80
feet in length from end of nose to tip
Of tail.
The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1916-02-08
Ideal Metal for Yachts.

Monel metal, an alloy resembling
nickel, will probably replace steel and
bronze for che construction of yachts.
II 's tougher than nickel steel, does
not corrode. and retains its bright.
ness. aluminium, the lightest of
yacht plates, lasts only a short time
In contact with salt water.
The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1916-02-08

LOST-Two school books were left
in front of City Hall. Finder
please return to Telegram office.
5000
The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1916-02-08
6rE BY OWNER

I.
~ cling east on Ingram
- 14 feet, each, with FIVE
the corner lot, facing
- nth, all windows and
! - with large screened
hn 1A. On the place is ga
~ ~ COW and horse. 20
~ tQm0os grapefruit, and tan
ne e1@ npw loaded with fruit.
I o9oB from Union depot.
\ n e sold before Feb. /.
% - III purchaser.
0M0. w. MERSHON,
us East Orange st.
'ics ~ md 2O7 Green. 49S7
The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1916-02-08

l am prepared to do all kinds Of
we'll work from four inches up. All
work guaranteed. Have had years Of
experience, and my work has always
given satisfaction. .
w. H. STRAIN, lakeland, Fla.
The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1916-02-08

RNNTSeveral cottages and
nsalows. At prices from IS to
S Per month. D. H. Sloan. 1868
The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1916-02-08
FOR RENT

RENT-Five rooms fiat In the
lonial Apartment house over
king Lake Morton. All modern
,veniences. Gas range furnished.
dress 8. n. Stephens, city
The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1916-02-08
Esitied Advertising

TOMATO, PEPPER AND EGG plants
ready now. J. v. Huchingson,
Lakeland, Fla. Phone ZIG Red.
The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1916-02-08

REMI-The largest, best store
IN IN lakeland. 38x10O feet.
,e location. D. B. DICKSON.
$40
The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1916-02-08

| SALH9 room mouse with bath
+ East Lima street. Lot 2OOx2OO.
rgain ~ acres of land miles
Barlow lust off hard road.
~ 10 school. Good bargain.
i VI r. Eades, Loyal Hotel.
5119
The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1916-02-08
loR SALE
MuIx LEES FOR SALE

re bonxing orange trees. A
||lf emA A ozppefruit trees in seed
tor nntoery planting. Also
Eng GrNpo1ruit for grove setting.
d. H. SLOAN.
The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1916-02-08

Daily Express shipments
m a. Vegetables Macon Pro-
= Macon. Ga. 5122
The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1916-02-08

aofNut you want to buy a car
&. - sure to call at our sales
/, an1 tnke a look at the new
CoaDo1ot, one of the dandiest
ten - the market. LAKE
) k11xoMOBILE AND SUPPLY
1869
The day book. [volume] (Chicago, Ill.) 1911-1917, 1916-12-11

crime in our midst. I am firmly Of
the belief that proper and intelligent
action by the government and trus-
tees, national, city and state investi-
cation Of the crying evils brought
about by greedy spectators and I'M
scrupulous political grafters would
find better results than all the hifal-
utin and noisy Nominations of the
whole tribe of profession refOrmers,
Uplifters and welfare workers. 1t
would put an end to the periodical
hue and cry that is raised by the pO-
litical tricksters every four years
and give us honest government all
the year round all the time.-Kath-
ryn Rutherford.
The day book. [volume] (Chicago, Ill.) 1911-1917, 1916-12-11
THE PUBLIC FORUM
PROFESSIONAL REFoRMERS.-

MT ES0lOINfNE NET ONWENS'-
Professional reformers are the bane
of this community. They and the
army of sO-caIled uplift leaders fail
to see the real necessities and needs
of the hour. Many fail to realize
that the womanhood and mother
hood of this community are not in
terested in petty graft exposures for
petty political ends on the part of
these sO-called reform organizations
which have managed of late to keep
themselves very much in the lime
light. If these refOrmeTs, individual
and organized, are really interested
in clean government and civic right
.eousness let us have their support
along the right lines. We intelligent
and honest people believe in inteli-
gent and ivest POLITICAL activities,
and do most positively protest
against the false pretenses on the
part of perennial professional re-
formers, many of whom are not any
thing better than intelligent and
weIl-directed aids to crime.
Let the public be served by an I'M
trammeled police force and a chief of
police like SchUettler, and we will
rest assured that the petty political
grafters and the thieves upon whose
iIl-gotten gains they fatten will be
speedily cleaned out.
With a competent and earnest
chief of police like Schuettler and
our present brilliant and successful
states attorney uninterfered with,
we will need not crusades of pro-
fessionaI reformers. There will be no
robbing of taxpayers, nor will the
people be deprived of their rights in
such matters as personal liberty and
home rule.
The people can aid the authorized
officials of the law in such manner
as attacking criminal embargo on
foodstuffs, suiting the means to the
end by intelligent boycotting of high
-
The day book. [volume] (Chicago, Ill.) 1911-1917, 1916-12-11

ryn Rutherford.
READERS OF NEWSPAPERS.-It
has been announced that the Trib-
une, one of the Oldest newspapers in
Chicago, has refused to insert in it's
columns any advertisements or an
noUncements of New Thought So
cieties or religious organizations not
strictly orthodox, excepting those
for which it has already contracted.
Is this because the management has
been threatened by another boycott
by the priests of the Roman Cath
Ole church if this is not done?
Understand, the Tribune will pub
fish nothing in reference to organfza-
tons which are endeavoring to throw
new light on old subjects, who desire
to worship God according to their
own understanding and who are try
ing to shake off old superstitions, but
they will publish scandals, fake medi-
cine ads, whisky ads and other slush
and slime that is not fit for anyone
to read. The real instigators of this
action on the part of the Tribune are
no doubt becoming greatly alarmed
at the large number of men and
women who are getting away from
narrow creeds and dogmas and arbi-
trary rule and are finding real en-
Hghtenment and spiritual inspiration
regarding the truths of life here and
hereafter in the new movements of
the day.
Thank God there are other papers
in Chicago which are keeping abreast
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1916-10-14
DETECTIVES RAID
BAYONNE RIOTERS
Continued from page I

other prisoners were returned TO the
Hudson County jail at Jersey City in
default of $4,000 bonds.
Mrs. c. II. Clifford, wife Of the gen
eral manager of the Standard Oil plant,
yesterday requested Chief Reilly to
dispatch police guards for her home
This was done. Requests from citi-
zens TO carry arms still continue TO
pour In on the Bayonne police.
The arrest Of Steven Peregrin. who
was taken from a cellar in Prospec;
Avenue by Inspector Cady's raiders
may lead to the capture Of Bayonne
physician, who will be charged with
treating a man wounded by gun fire
and not reporting the case TO the po-
lice, as the New Jersey law provides.
Peregin. alias Pool Balls" who had a
spectacular share in last years strike
was found to have been "peppered'
with buckshot. He divulged the name
Of the physician who dressed his
wounds.
Authorities are certain a score OF
similar cases have occurred. The po-
lice will endeavor 70 learn the names
of the surgeons shielding the wounded
rioters and the matter will be referred
20 Prosecutor Robert s. Hudspeth. The
Staten Island police were asked 70 in
terrupt smugglers in their pursuit OF
sending boats laden with arms and
ammunition across Kill Won Kull to
the strikers.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1916-10-14
CERNANY'S LABOR
PROBLEM PRESSING
Helfferich Cites 1t in Defending
Deportations from Foes
Territory

London. Oct. 13.-"Dr. Helferich, I'M
perial Vice Chancellor, defended the
German deportation from occupied ter
ritories before a committee IN the
Reichstag," says a Reuter- dispatch from
Amsterdam. "He said the labor prop
lem was most pressing in face OF the
scarcity Of labor in Germany, and the
government was unable TO renounce
labor from occupied territory.
There could be no question, ne SAID,
in the utilization Of unemployed LABOR
even in the interest Of the occupied
territory themselves. Of course, inter
national laws had been observed, but
passive resistance could not be toler-
ated. and German action must be re-
garded in the light of war necessity.
"Dr. Kriege, director of the Foreign
Once, also contended that the employ
nent OF the population Of Lille was IN
accordance with land war regulations.
As Germany was unable 70 export food
sturs thither, he said, il was necessary
% exploit the agricultural ground IN
the occupied territory, and since the
Municipalities could not be voluntarily
induced 10 furnish labor the military
authorities were obliged 20 interfere
He asserted there might have been IN.
avoidable blunders, but the Legality OF
the measures were incontestable."
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1916-10-14
Russians, Surprised, Give,
Then Beat Back Germans

London, Oct. 13.-The Germans
opened an attack of great strength last
night against the Russians north OF the
Pinsk marshes. Near the village of
Goldovitchi they swung forward after
heavy artillery preparation, and, TAX
ing the Russians by surprise, wrested a
trench line along a considerable front
from them. The Cars troops rallied
quickly and in a counter assault swept
the enemy back TO his original posi-
tons, inhicting severe losses.
The Russian statement follows:
THE Germans last night opened Ar
tillery fire on our trenches along the
western bank of the River Shara, in
the region of the village of Goldo-
vitchi. and later delivered an attack,
which resulted in the temporary capt
ure Of trench section. The enemy
was soon driven out by our counter at
tack, being repealed with heavy losses.
In the region southwest OF Bubnov
our patrols attacked enemy outposts
and put them to fight. Our patrols
then occupied a trench Of the enemy,
n which they fortified emselves.
"In the region southwest OF the VII
lage of Svisteliki, on the River Nara
yuvka on the front southeast OF Lem
berg. the enemy attempted TO dislodgee
cur advance guards, but was repelled
BY our fire. In the region OF Seietln;
or the River Suchava, IN the wooded
Carpathians, an enemy aeroplane was
brought down by our rife FIRE. The
machine caught FIRE as a result of the
fall. The aviator and the observer,
who escaped death, were captured
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1916-10-14
rucy," Trick F God, Is Tabloid
Banquet for Courageous Diners
Californans Concentrated Product Contains 2l In
gradients Is Served Soup, Pastry, Etc, and
Old Bill Suzer Likes It,

was a relative and the others were
photographers The first solemnly
sampled a slab of Frucy with the rev
erence with which one might taste
funeral baked meats.
"Av, gosh. amt hungry" said one
Of the photographers, hiding behind
his camera.
Old Bill Sulzer Arrives
Then the real guests began 70 ar
rive. Wearing a loose-ftting dress
suit and his best lean and hungry
look, the Honorable Bill Sulzer
followed.
"Ah. Brother Warner" This from
the same old Bill.
The host beamed. Welcome. Gov
ernor," cried he. Have some coffee,
Governor. Everything from soup to
chocolates, Governor. Everything
from SOUP 70 chocolates"
Gradually others drifted in. There
was a tall military-looking Colonel
Lightfoot, who thought Frucy ought 20
be nibbled by every soldier and he
nibbled with the best OF them. And
there was F. D. Clisdell, OF Toronto,
Canada. who sat comfortably in cor
ner with Genial Hosts relative, and
a lanky newspaper reporter who said
"he was a hack writer. not scientist
and "he didn't mind writing about the
stuff, but he'd be dsrned If he was
going TO taste it."
Also one chemist, with an "Alasl =
poor-Yorick' air. who flung an occa-
sional pearl about oxidation and carbo-
hydrates and kinetic energy.
DR.. Van Horn Fletcherizes.
Last, but not least, there was DR..
Edgar Van Horn, Of A. West oath
Street. Dentistry is his calling, but
he proved an efficient faster. After he
had nibbled himself on the outside Of
approximately forty-seven square
meals, an idea struck him.
Warner" said he, "this food COM
pels mastication." And forthwith began
a homily on Fletcherlzation, saliva and
other molar subjects.
The War Department had Frucers
tested and believes most OF the food
value claims made for IL. Warner
swears babies will cry for il. He thinks
he can put IL on the market so cheaply
that everything from soup 20 choco-
lates" will be accessible to all pocket
books.
In the words Of an old song, you
get the whole darned thing for fifteen
cents"
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1916-10-14

first news to FL Paso Of the agitation
early last June for the retirement OF
the punitive force. Crimes were charged
in its columns against the Americans,
and its editorials were devoted TO at
tacks on American motives and methods.
The paper features an interview with
Mexican advocate returned from
Casas Grandes, who describes the peace
and prosperity in that district and the
spirit OF cooperation between the
American and Mexican troops. He said
there were no longer any complaints
against the conduct Of the Americans,
who furnished food and work to many
Mexicans in road making, and who
asked permission Of the nearest Car
rama authorities to effect scouting
movements.
Suspected bandits taken by the
Americans were now turned over 10 the
Mexican commandants. the article said.
The advocate also said that there
was every indication that the Ameri-
cans were prepared TO withdraw at any
time
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1916-10-14
WIFE AND BROTHER DIE
AFTER DINNER OF FISH
Husband, Made III by Meal,
Summons Aid

Martin Maher, of 312 West 12oth
Street, summoned an ambulance from
the Knickerbocker Hospital last night.
When DR.. Somers arrived at the house
he found Makers wife, Esther, thirty
nine years old, violently i'll. Maher
said his wife had cooked fish for sup
per. and after partaking of il he, Mrs.
Maher and her brother, John Levelle,
had become i'll. The physician went to
Levelle's room and found him lying
lfeless across his cot. He apparently
had been dead some time.
Mrs. Maher was rushed TO the hos
pital, but died shortly after her arrival
there. Maher said he did not know
where his wife purchased the fish. He
did not know his brother-inlaw had
died until the ambulance arrived.