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The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1916-06-02
UIte'. rapdidnr, >tnnd, tn.

Conspicuous and uuravps.uE stands
the candidacy O.; William r Hne, OF
huntington. who seeks be- Republican
nomination .Ur United s'a.os -ar. TOR
Throughout q campaign "..va With
IumoTs. Uncertainties and .u'.r.".-
ublo elements. bis candidacy. H...h
started rGht, has held 'lc center uf the
stnge. and has friends and uTgau.ra-
tons have remained intact. wh.'o .u-
dcrEoias a steady augwDa'a'.0a .-
his merits have 5eo0w. better known.
says The Grafton Sentinel
AIr Hito has hegr making H.H .ra
campaign on his own merits ..-
friends have found e easy % Grn. 's
claims upon 'r. people hurau.. .#
record AZ "a Republican Ia entirely
, Commeudnhlc ard 1ruausa Nn is -.ngr-
nizet rs "a man ~ e'-r-G ..r. n..r..H
The people aJo eager .a o.. 3d.. or-.--
imCu' u sU-t ~. q Nwr.-.-. ...~
7 l!'cd States nga'C-t rus -gss ~.1-
who Mas com" p from 90" na''r-
won his own success l.d h,r1w" .-
influence IN tho world rhu.' .n. ..
sight OF O. sy@pa'rg 'nr .ae hoy. ....
whom hr used 90 toll f, 'ha '-,-,..
These facts. coupled "... 'hr '-' @
considerable 'La' p. IS .r-f.".E s.r
sonR!.y and directly with ..a. .a
riety ~ interest,". .-......r .-...-r
banking and ufE~r '0~I 'r ..-....
strengthen his position w'a 90. r..
plG. Hr ii'e. +. his hon. ..E-.. a.
receive tho votes o.! ...... = ..-..
Gratis. who. know ug BIDS merits. .r ID
ucirhtu- and citizen. ..' .-.-- r...'r
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1916-06-02
Important Industrial
Center is Roberto CITY

'ar Adigr valley. Rovereto Is the
most Important and industrial ccrter
ut the lalian-spcakinE section nf
Austrian Tyroi /; IS situated on the
le.t hank Of the Adigc. a waterway
second only 20 the Pc among Italian
wa,crways. with a nRyiRRble length
" l70 miles. from the AdriRtio 10 a
point well beyond Trent Through
The town runs the mountain torrent
lrno. which rushcs down from the
Tcrrangnoln district past Piazza. one
OF tho strategic points in the present
lighting.
Enjoying IN" advantages Of tho
important railway connecting Inns
bruck. lS2 miles to the north, and
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1916-09-27
TYpFWItITERS

ALL KINDS. both new ana second hand
bought sold rented and repaired Albu
4uaraue Typewriter Exchange Phone sl4
l22 south Fourth street
TNuERW00D TYPEWHIT ERs Rew ma.
chimes Fret class rentals Repairs and
high grade rebuilt typewriters Expert me
chanlc In charge Of shop a2 West Cold
Phone ia Underwood Typewriter company
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1916-09-27
FOR SALE

$?,65o--5.room bungalow, modern
lawn. shade and fruit trees, good
outbuldngs, lot 50NlS0, good loea.
ton, Fourth ward
Sh5o0-1-room adobe, plasterod, shin.
gle roof BATH North Fourth street
tS,500-Three 4-room and two Broom
houses, furnished, on lot l50Nl4ai
rental income SO per month";
$1,000 cash, balance per cent.
s.. 500-.-1-room, 2.story, adobe, stue'
coed, modern, furnished; also J.
room adobe In rear; all on lot 76N
lt2, Third ward. close In.
81 o0--5.room frame, modern, cor
ner lot close in, highlands terms.
$4,000 a-room brick modern, good
outbuildmgs, West silver avenue.
Many other bargains in improved
and unimproyed property.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1916-09-27
HE WAS WORRIED AND HOPE
IIFSG

oror ten or twelve years was
bothered with had kidney trouble,
writes Z. f. Hutchinson, Little ROCK
Ark. Il tried many remedies ana doc1
tors. but grew worse all the tme.
was worried and had almost gwen MI, w.,
all hopes. ! tried Foley Kidney tl i's
and they helped me lot. J nave slI' ,'i
used five boxes and am now VIZ i.
man" Foley Kidney PMS drive ou'
aches and pains due to ktiahe1y l'9 ~
Bile: also sleep disturbing oiauue' JUS
orders. Sold everywhere,
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1916-09-27
orr nrrNI.y orrEn-ThIs and SC

DON'T MISS TIIIS. Out out tAI8
slip. enclose with &c ana mail II TO
Foley & Co. Chicago, H.. writing your
name ana address plainly. You viii
receive in return trial package con-
tanning Foleys Honey and Tar Com
pound, for coughs, colds and Group;
FOLEY Kidney Pills, for pain IN sides
and back; rheumatism, baokache, lud-
ney and bladder ailments, and Foley
Cathartic Tablets, a wholesome ana
thoroughly cleansing catharttc, for
constipation, bilousness, headache
and sluggish bowels. Sold everywhere.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1916-09-27
EIGHT YEAR-0LO BOY
HAS LEG FRACTURED
lssselAL eoasssronosres 70 NosnHa loO""IL.

SPECIAL eoRsEsFoHpEHcs 70 HoRHIHa jeuH"1L
Santa Re, Sept 2G,-An unusual ac-
cidenL occurred today to the a-kcai-
old son of MI and Mrs Theodore AS
rmnd while playing with a number OF
schoolmates.
He stumbled doubling one leg nm
der another and fracturlng the thlNh
near the hip.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1916-09-27
Denver livestock

Denver Sept. 26.--Cattle-Receipts
1,tO0. Steady Beef steers $1,000
$50; COWS and heifers, $4,000 $50
stockcrs and feeders, $5.25 q f,3b'
calves, $1,000 1900.
Hogs Receipts, 2,l00. Lower. Top
$1,000: bulk, $l0.00U10 80.
sheep --- Receipts ll,OOo. Market
lower. Lambs S9,25d9 $50; ewes $40
a 400
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1916-09-27
LEAD AND SPELTER.

New York, Sept 26.--lead, $500 a
40; spelter, quiet Spot. East St
Louis delivery, $500 asked. At Lon
don--Lead. L2l. los. snolter- ~.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1916-09-27
wa. on Goes Home to Vote.

Princeton, ~ j., Sept. 26.-Prcsi-
dent Wilson came To his old home
here today TO vote in the New JERSEY
democratic primaries lie moterea
over from Shadow Lawn. arriving
here just before noon, and remained
only long enough TO cast his ballot
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1916-09-27
A. FLIEISCHIIsIR
Real Estate, Insurance, Loans
iii south Fourth Street
SANTA re EARNINGS
SHOW BIG INCREASE


New York, Sept G6.-Gross operat-
ing revenue of the Atchlson. Topeka
and Santa Fo railroad for August
showed an increase of $2,33i,tS5, and
net operatmc revenue increased ST.
G3a.El5.
For the year ended August 81, the
company sh0we G2S per cent earned
OF It's property Investments compared
with 500 per cent IN the preceding
,tg3r
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1916-09-27
TRADING GAINS
DOWN SLIGHTLY
AMONG BROKE RS
0yeturn Exceeds the Million
Mark, but Business Is Done
in an Orderly Manner In
VoStnentS Feature,
,r 4oss,po 1ou.s.l s,senl ,tAseo w,ss,

New York, Sept 26.--Trading IN
stocks today proceeded in more or
DERBY and rational manner, the sharp
reversal of yesterdays final hour eVi-
IDENTIFY having a SOLDERING effect on
the more VentureSOme speculative ele-
ment Dealings were again very
large and broad. amounting TO I5GJ,-
goo shares, making the seventecnth
successive session in which sales have
reached or far exceeded the million
mark.
Tho greater activity was shown in
the first and final hours, the former
being marked by a strong opening
and sudden declines, while the fag
end OF the session was noteworthy for
the strength of rails, some of which
rose TO the best quotations of the last
year or two.
The strength of investment issues
probably resulted from some brilliant
statements OF railway earnings is
sued in the course of the day. These
included the annual report of the
Southern Pacific company, showing a
gain in net income of more than 90
per cent. and the August returns of
the AtChisOn road, which disclosed =
net increase of S1,632,000
United states steel. which continu-
ed to lead the list, was watched with
special interest because of its abrupt
decline from yesterdays record prize
Of 10 to below l15. on very large
transactions, steel rose L points,
TO II6l2, declined 10 49, q, and closed
unchanged at 115.
Sugars were among the foremost
issues, with new records for cuban
American, American Beet, ana Cuba
cane, at gross advances Of ; to 4
points.
Coppers. equipments, and motors
Stutz proving the exception in the
last named group, were firm TO strong
and utilities, particularly the ga.
stocks were in better demand.
Bonds were strong, with 4 broad
inquiry for high grade issues
Total sales, par value $5,5S5,000
United states bonds We're unchanged
on call.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1916-09-27
10 EXCHANGE


TO FXCHANuE-For acres California
good level land. about one-half mile from
railroad Price $1,000 clear, viii assume
Address owner : " Journal
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1916-09-27
L(lgI

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~ i1'oNi NV ia Iut 51o r3st Gf1nd
avrpue phone 1881
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between 7ah'H ~ f'LN' @"L ,,t
south "l we plant 7'''St'ls'tf
III West llaztldlne Asenue. "
The daily Nome industrial worker., 1916-11-25
FEDERATED CHURCH.

At the Congregational Church Sunday the following services win be held. Rev. John Parsons, pastor
 II A. M. Bible School ana children-s service. R. B. Julian, superintendent.
 P. M. Christian Endeavor.
 8 P. M. Worship and Sermon b., Dr. John Parsons. Subject "Top OfThe- World Stories," an ad- dress for Thanksgiving week on the work of God in Alaska.
 Special music will be given by the choir.
 Also a song will be given by the choir of the Eskimo church.
 A special service will be held Thanksgiving Day at II a. m Spe- cial music will be gwen and ser- mon on Things to be Thankful For"
 The public is more than welcome to all the services of the church.
The daily Nome industrial worker., 1916-11-25
CALL FOR BIDS.

Notice is hereby given that bids will be received at this office for clearing the superfluous snow from the streets of the town of Nome for the ensuing season. Time and spe- cificatons for the contract are open for inspection in the city clerks of flee and all bids must be filed with the city clerk not later than Monday evening, November 27, at eight o'clock.
 Dated at Nome, Alaska, this 24th day of November 1916.
 E. GRIMM.
 City Clerk.
The daily Nome industrial worker., 1916-11-25
OVERSTOCKGD.
To the Public:-

To the Public:-
 We have just finished stock talk ing. and find that we are heavily overstocked so are making enorm- ous reductions in Hardware-as much as 50% in certain lines. Not withstanding immense advances out side, especially in Hardware and Metal Goods, we are still selling on the basis of goods purchased the past two or three years.
 We will sell for cash only at these prices, and for 9 limited time, until we bring our stock down to the re. quirements of the Camp.
 If you have an order to be filled. let us figure on it; we can save you money. We have proved 1t % others, we can prove 1t to you.
 DARLING & DEAN COMPANY.
The daily Nome industrial worker., 1916-11-25
SITUATION STILL
 0BSCURED BY LACK OF NEWS

BERLIN, Nov. 24.-Von Falken- hayn continues to ride down all Ru- manian opposition and they are re- treating in absolute disorder. The Germans and Austrians have now completely cut off the Orsova army from retreat and this great force ot we'll nigh two hundred thousand men will be captured or destroyed.
 The wonderful success of Falken- hayn is now placing him again very high in the Estimation of the people.
The daily Nome industrial worker., 1916-11-25
CHURCH NOTICE.

Associated Bible Students at the home of Captain Peter MIX Bayne, Railroad Ave. and Spokane Ave.
 Sunday p. m. Social and Cues. tion Meeting.
 7.30 p. m. Borean Bible Study: Subject: Restoration of Israel.
 Week Meetings Wednesday 7:3O p. m. Prayer, Praise and Testimony Friday 7:30 p. m. Borean Bible Study. Subject: "Epochs and Dis pensations marked in the Develop. ment of the Divine Plan''. The Pub lie is kindly invited to attend these meetings.
The daily Nome industrial worker., 1916-11-25

LONDON, Nov. 24.-Still no pub lie news is arriving from Bucharest It is reported that the Rumanians have officially admitted their with drawal from Craiova and that ser ious fighting still is taking place trying to stem the advance of Falk- enhayn in Wallachia.
 The reports of the Bulgarian ac- tivities along the Danube are not
The daily Nome industrial worker., 1916-11-25

In the Matter of the Estate
 of
 GEO. A. HALL, Deceased.
 Notice is hereby given by the undersigned, executor of the last will and Testament of George A. Hall, deceased, to the creditors of, and to all persons having claims against the said deceased, to exhibit to the undersigned, at Nome, Alaska their claims with the necessary vouchers, within six (6) months from the date of this notice.
 Dated of Nome, Alaska, this 17th day of November, 1916.
 JAS, M. STREETEN. Executor of the last will and Testa- ment of George A. Hall, deceased.
The daily Nome industrial worker., 1916-11-25

confirmed but Sofia says that the troops are making progress in that section.
 The usual wireless from Bucharest which contained very full particu- lars of the fighting is not coming out as usual
The daily Nome industrial worker., 1916-11-25

latiOn to the amount of business car ried several years ago, roads have paid considerably more because ot the increased rates permitted by the Interstate Commerce Commission. This will react against them in the eight hour settlement.
The daily Nome industrial worker., 1916-11-25

BERLIN, Nov. 24.-It is reported that the Kaiser is himself gone into Rumania to take part in the actual fighting now taking place in Wal lachia with uniform success for the Germans.
The daily Nome industrial worker., 1916-11-25

A Mandolin Orchestra is to be formed soon and every mandolin, guitar or banjo player is cordially invited to join. Send your name and address to
 JOHN H. NICHOLAS F. o. Box 195, or see me at the
 Seattle Barber Shop.
 WE CAN DO TT. For first class work ana prom ps delivery ph me Main 1E1 and the Peoples Steam Laundry ~M e u and get your laundry.
 w. J. WILLIAMSON Pros.
The daily Nome industrial worker., 1916-11-25
NOTICE.

A Masonic Social will be held Saturday, November 25 for memb. CTS of the Eastern Star and Masons.
The daily Nome industrial worker., 1916-11-25

CITY BATH HOUSE. Moonlight Spring Water. (Boil ing Hot).
 M. o. SOLBERG.
The daily Nome industrial worker., 1916-11-25

Prepare for the winter by patron. izing the advertisers of your paper, Mir. Miner.
The daily Nome industrial worker., 1916-11-25
No. 235. NOTICE TO CREDITORS.

In the U. s. Commissioners Court for the Territory of Alaska, Second Judicial Division, Cape Nome
 Precinct. In Probate.
Mohave County miner., 1916-11-04

WE HAVE JUST RECENTLY ACQUIRED 300 ACRES IN THE JEROME VERDE DISTRICT, JEROME, ARIZONA. OUR PROPERTY JOINS THE FOLLOWING COPPER PROPERTIES: UNITED VERDE COPPER COMPANY, ONE OF THE LARGEST MINES IN THE WORLD: UNITED VERDE EXTEN- SION, BOSTON JEROME AND MICHIGAN VERDE
 OUR STOCK CERTIFICATES ARE TRANSFER ABLE IN EITHER NEW YORK OR KINGMAN, AND WILL BE LISTED ON THE NEW YORK CURB
Mohave County miner., 1916-11-04

IN NADDITION TO THE ABOVE PROPERTIES WE OWN $50 ACRES IN THE MAYNARD MINING DIS TRICT, 12 MILES SOUTHEAST OF KINGNAN, ARI- IONA, AND WE EXPECT THIS PROPERTY ALSO TO BE ONE OF THE BIG PRODUCERS OF MOHAVE COUNTY.
 MR. JAMES c. RAY, THE EMINENT MINING BIOLOGIST WHO HAS JUST COMPLETED AN FIX ANIMATION OF THE ARIZONA COPPERFIELDS, INCORPORATED, HAS BEEN RETAINED BY THIS COMPANY AS CONSULTING ENGINEER
 MIR. RAY HAS JUST FINISHED MAKING AN FIX ANIMATION OF OUR MAYNARD MINING DISTRICT PROPERTY AND RECOMMENDS THE BEGINNING OF DEVELOPMENT WORK IMMEDIATELY.
Rogue River courier. (Grants Pass, Or.) 19??-1918, 1916-01-06
FUNERAL SERVICES
OF c, H CLEMENTS
WILL BE FRIDAY

The funeral services over the re-
mains OF Clarence II. Clements, who
died IN Portland Tuesday evening,
will be held at the Newman Meth
odist Episcopal church Friday after
noon, at : o'clock, interment to be
in the /, o, o. +. cemetery, the ser
Vices at the grave to be conducted by
the Odd Fellows lodge. of which the
deceased was q member. Previous
to the services the body will lie In
state at Halls chapel between tho
hours OF 10 and II o'clock Friday
morning.
Clarence H. Clements was born at
Rolla, Missouri, on March 90. 1874.
being at his death In the 42nd year
OF his ages He came west as boy
and taught school In various places In
the states Of the northwest. gradu-
ating from both the Ashland and the
Drain normal schools OF the state OF
Oregon, and being the holder Of a
life diploma. While teaching school
Mr.. Clements also prosecuted the
study OF law. his wife. to whom he
was married In Woodland. WASH,
1e years ago. also becoming law
student. and both were later admitted
to the bar. In 1905 Mr.. and Mrs.
Clements came to Grants Pass. where
they opened law office, and became
leaders In the legal practice Of this
community. During his first years
residence here Mr.. Clements was city
auditor. and later for two terms held
the office OF city attorney.
Besides his wife. Mrs. Violet Glenn
ents. and his mother. Mrs. N. +,
Clements. there is left one sister.
Mrs. e. II. Wise. OF Holland. to
mourn the loss OF the husband. son
and brother.
Rogue River courier. (Grants Pass, Or.) 19??-1918, 1916-01-06
YUAN SH|sKAI HAS
TROUBLE COMING

San Francisco. Jan. d,--lndlca-
tlons that Yuan shl Kai 10 expert
cncing trouble With HIS inner council
In getting HIS chicts 20 move more
troops 10 crata the revolution IN
Ynnnan province are contained In
cable adyIees TO the China World to-
day from Hong Kong, Intercep,ion
of a government dispatch revealed
Rio doaite ot Yuan 90 have General
Wong Yam six command 10000 rein
lorccments 10 auclI tho Yunnan re-
volt. This, IN the opinion Of local
Chinese. indicates Yuan ~ not anro
OF the loyalty OF his chief. in that
ho did not command Wong to take
charge.
Confirmation OF tho posting by
Yuan OF a reward OF 100000 for
the capture OF Dr. sun Yat Sen and
Wong Hsins was received. Sun Is
in Japan and Wong In Philadelphia.
Rogue River courier. (Grants Pass, Or.) 19??-1918, 1916-01-06
MEXICAN SW|MDLERS
SELL S,P, BAD CASH

San Francisco, Jan. 6.--J. NJ. Ar
riola. Carranzista secret service oper-
ative, testifylng at the preliminary
hearing OF Robert J. Widney and
Phillip Thom before Federal Com
missioner Krull today that the South
ern Pacific company had unwittingly
purchased 100000 worth Of coun-
terfeit Mexican. money In the past
four months from Thorn. Widney and
Tbom are charged with attempting to
sell 100000 worth OF bogus coin
age to Arriola.
ArrioIa declared he met Widney
through letters OF introduction from
o. r. Parrish OF Los Angeles, who.
Arriola said, told him Widney had
lot Of Carranza money to sell. The
Mexican detective then testified that
he had trailed widney TO the Wells
Fargo Nevada National bank, where
the counterfeit money was lodged
In safe deposit box. ArrioIa said
widney and Thom rented the deposit
box.
Rogue River courier. (Grants Pass, Or.) 19??-1918, 1916-01-06
q. s. CONSUL GARREIS
REPORTS ON PERSIA CASE

Washington, Jan. ga dispatch
today from American Consul Garrels
at Alexandria indicated that the gov
ernment now has all the information
on the sinking OF the liner Persia
that II Is likely to obtain, except
from Vienna or Berlin.
His message said that survivors
affidavits throw no more light on the
situation.
Garrels said that no submarine or
other boat was seen by survivors
from whom he had obtained affi-
davits.
The state department admitted
that the affidavit OF the officer whom
press reports quoted as saying he
had seen the wake OF a torpedo was
included in those Garrels obtained.
Hence II was considered significant
that Garrels reported no further In
formation was obtained.
In view OF Garrels' report, II means
that the department has no proof
whatever that a submarine was re-
sponsible for the vessels sinking.
Rogue River courier. (Grants Pass, Or.) 19??-1918, 1916-01-06

across the water, and there Is report
that certain French interests are
seeking purchase OF 2oo,ooo,ooo feet
tor shipment to that country. The
price OF lumber is responding to this
demand, and with reasonable
|pront assured the mills win again
hum in response.
Here In southern Oregon the mine
and the mill will be most important
factors in development. The billions
Of feet OF hr and pine toward the
coast win be made available at this
most opportune moment by the build
ling OF the new railroad, and the fact
that the closing OF the Panama canal
Ito present traffic may force lumber
for European shipment to cross the
continent on cars, gives the interior
mill an equal start with those of the
coast and sound points. Later. when
the canal is again In use. Il is prob
able that this lumber can compete
with all mills by being loaded on
shipboard at Crescent City.
The mine win respond even sooner
than the mill to this return OF busi-
ness. for the railroad win before
another summer make the ores Of the
Illinois valley district marketable,
and they can then compete with the
mines OF the world. With the mine
|it has simply been q problem Of
transportation.
Rogue River courier. (Grants Pass, Or.) 19??-1918, 1916-01-06
DEEP pLOWAG IS
ADVISED FOR A
SUGAR BEET CROP

Samuel Storey. soil man for the
Oregon Utah Sugar company. re-
ceived letter from Alex Nibley this
morning from Portland, to which city
Mr.. Nibiey had gone on business. He
left today on his return to Salt Lake
and expressed the belief that he
could complete his business there in
time to return to this city a week
hence.
Mr.. Nibley requested Mr.. Storey
to advise the farmers who had sub
scribed acreage for beet culture this
year to do their plowing as early as
possible and get everything in shape
for business. Nothing was said in the
letter about the final location OF the
factory, but its establishment some
where in the valley is assured.
''If the farmers had their ground
plowed now to get the advantage OF
these little freezes" said Mr.. Storey,
l"it would do It much good. In addi-
tion to that, the plowed ground will
be better sponge to hold the mois-
Iture that may fall hereafter during
the winter than the hard ground
could be.
II advise the farmers" continued
Mr.. Storey, ito subsoil as much as
possible. especially where a 'plow
sole has been created by continu-
GUS plowing at one depth for many
years. A hardpan has thus been
formed which should be broken up
and pulverized. In some districts in
the valley / have observed that there
is a sandy subsoil. In that forma-
tion no 'plow sole has been formed
but that soil should be plowed deep
Moisture In the soil is so far very
deficient" concluded Mr.. Storey
"and the farmers will have to use
every possible means Of conservinl
what they have. -Medford Mail Tri'
bune.
Rogue River courier. (Grants Pass, Or.) 19??-1918, 1916-01-06
WOULD REGISTER
WITH COUNTY CLERK
TO GET HIS BOOZE

Il want to register" announced a
husky native son to Assistant County
Clerk Lester Coburn bright and ear
ly Monday morning.
Register" repeated the debonair
official, nonchalantly brushing one OF
his wanton locks out OF his right
eye. "But the registration books
don't open TIL the 17th.'
well, you know what mean. I
want to get on the register" insisted
the h. n. $. with wink.
"oh, yes. You mean you want to
get a marriage license,' Les came
back, With an eye to business. Sign
hereysplease, and three dollars"
"Naw-er.-I wantto register to get
something to drink once in a while"
Then Les saw what he meant
and informed him that he was "off
the boat" on this bunk about having
to register; that all he really had to
do was order the water, or whatever
II was he wanted to drink, and make
AFFIDAVIT to the common carrier when