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The Monticellonian., 1916-01-20
Mother Solar-pIexus Blow.

apleigh-I-aw-am euah we are going to have beastly hawd wintah. doncher know.
 Miss Knox-No. I'm sure I don't know. But why are you so sure Of it?
 Sapleigh-Er-bec I-aw-feel it in me bones.
 Miss Knox-Really? So you still believe in that old goose-bone theory?
The Monticellonian., 1916-01-20
TRY AMARGNTHUS

The amaranthus is a mueh-neglected plant. It can be made more effective than the canna or the ealadium. With it color schemes in red and red and yellow, and red and yellow and green can very easily be worked out. It is worth a trial
The Monticellonian., 1916-01-20
A Long Spell.

Teacher-Can you spell prestiGfsi- tator?
 Tommie-No. mother doesn't want me to.
 Why not?"
 She said she only wanted me to go to school for short spell."-Yonkers Statesman
The Monticellonian., 1916-01-20

Aspidistra lurida variegata is one of the best house plants. Give it a compost of two parts fibreus loam. one part old manure and one part fine sand. It grows slowly, cannot be hur ried and will endure neglect and ill treatment with the greatest patience, and will increase in beauty every year. Pot early in the spring.
The Monticellonian., 1916-01-20
CARE OF ROSES

Roses and other similar plants that can be bent to the ground can be pro- tected by laying the branches in trench made by removing a spadefal of earth at one side of the plant and covering them with six inches of earth
The Monticellonian., 1916-01-20

perhaps hint of sedate coloring 1n the flowers, adapt it to her style.
 The second hat is decidedly a bell shape. with top crown of uncut velvet in any color that may be chosen, the sides of gold or silver lace and brim edge of narrow fur banding It is fin ished with flat camelia, posed at the front, and is a rich-looking and com fortable hat, but the shape is becoming only to certain types of faces.
The Monticellonian., 1916-01-20
No ConVenienees.

New Servant-Ani have yez garage on the.place?
 Suburban Housewife-No, We have no car.
 New Servant-Then I can't come wid yez. have to have place fer me car.-Puck.
The Monticellonian., 1916-01-20

THAT GRIM WHITE SPECTRE, Pneumonia. follows on the heels of neglected cough or cold. Delay no longer. Take Mansfield's B Cough Bal. sam. Price soc and $100.-Adv.
The Monticellonian., 1916-01-20
aHolierlhan ,,

There are some forms of melan choly with which have no sympathy. For instance?"
 Well, there's the sort of person whe finds it impossible to smile because his neighbors are so wicked.
The Monticellonian., 1916-01-20
IMMEDIATE ATTENTION

should be given to sprains, swellings, bruises, rheumatism and neuralgia. Keep Mansfield's Magic Arnica Lini- ment handy on the shelf Three sizes --25c, soc and $10o.-Adv.
The Monticellonian., 1916-01-20
To Fortify the System
 Against Winter Cold

Many users of GROVES TAsTELEss chill TONIC make it a practice 10 take number of bottles in the fall to strengthen and fortify the system against the cold weather during the winter. Everyone knows the tonic effect ot Qunine and Iron which this preparation con tains in a tasteless and acceptable form. It purifes and enriches tine blood and builds up the whole system. soc.
The Monticellonian., 1916-01-20
s \ I' !. < s ' .ssl2
Their Effort.

"The Bulgarians are trying culinary taetics.'
 They are trying to cook the allies goose In Greece"
The Monticellonian., 1916-01-20
Sawed-OH Sermon.

If there is anything more contrary than the average female of the species, it is a right-anded lock on left handed door
The Monticellonian., 1916-01-20
Not Grav ua1r. nnt rired Ev.s

make us look older than we are Keep your Eyes young and you will look young. After the Movies Murine Your Eyes. Don't tell your age. Murine Eye Remedy Co.,, Chicago, Sends Eye Book on request.
The Monticellonian., 1916-01-20

arms-eye is notieeably original and appropriate to the material
 A coat of this kind will pass muster wherever discriminating eyes will be met and outing coats are worn. Com fort and style go with it and that poise which belongs to the wearer who is conscious of it's fitness.
The Monticellonian., 1916-01-20
Exactly.

Is raising bulls for fights a profit able business 2"
 guess it's a toss-up."
The Monticellonian., 1916-01-20
Green as tha Plant

eeH as the Plant. "istress-Did you water the rubber plant. Mary? New Maid-Why, no mum; thought 1t was waterproof
The Monticellonian., 1916-01-20

Most tall stories are more or less thin.
The Monticellonian., 1916-01-20

Many a man would never be heard of were it not for his obituary notice.
The Monticellonian., 1916-01-20
Always Complaininc

One remedy with many uses-Han. lords Balsam of Myrrh. Adv.
The Monticellonian., 1916-01-20

Greene-He's a hypochondriac-he has mo disease.
 Wise-But he has many complaints
The Monticellonian., 1916-01-20

Wise is the man who knows he isn't.
The Monticellonian., 1916-01-20

A frenzied fnancier-one who can borrow money from a bill collector.
The Monticellonian., 1916-01-20
To Cure a Cold in One Dav

Take LAXATIVE PROMO QuININE Tablets Druggists refund money if it fails to cure E w GROVES signature IS on each box ase
The Monticellonian., 1916-01-20

People don't talk about the weather in Lima, because 1t never rains there.
The Monticellonian., 1916-01-20

enamel and 1eweled effects give a smart touch to many gowns.
The Monticellonian., 1916-01-20

When the rug curls up it can be made to lie fiat by making it very damp on the under side.
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1916-04-15

been misunderstood by Arredondo.
lie added that at the time he did not
know how far the troops had gone.
Many of the points raised in the
Carranza note were viewed as re-
ferring to the protocol negotiations
winch followed and not to the orisi-
nal reciprocal agreement.
Can't Accomplish Object.
Attention has been given to the fact
that the CarranZa note rested its re-
quest for negotiations in part upon
the statement that the American ey-
pedltion WIGS not fulfilling its object
the capture OF Villa and dispersal of
his bands, and could not fulfill IL
the state and war departments arc
not disposed 10 allow this to go un.
challenged. To meet 1t, however, a
careful review of what the troops have
done and are doing beyond the bor-
der Will have to be made.
In any event, apparently the pOssi-
bility OF Withdrawing the troops Is
not viewed as an immediate one In
official circles. 1t was evident at the
war department today that details as
to supply and other problems of main
tanning the forced at the front were
being cared for without interruption.
IL also was evident that no move was
being made by General Funston with
out carefully Weighing the military
chances should there be an unfore.
seen resistance by Carranza troops.
The military arrangements still are
entirely In General Funstons hands,
Secretary Baker said today. The only
added directions he has received were
sent last night and urged him to take
every necessary precaution.
The department is not without evil
dence of General Funston's watchful-
ness. Reports Of troop movements
among the Carranza garrisons as
noted by his observers continue to
reach Washington for the informa-
ton Of the general staff,
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1916-04-15

who i'm turn would have to overcome
the difficulties of communication by
courier or aeroplane 10 a wireless
station.
General Funston's orders to officers
along the line of communication to
guard against attack and to dispatch h
scouts to ascertain movements of any
body of troops whether Carranzas or
Villas are being carried out along
the entire line, it is understood. Lieu
tenants Gorrell and Dargue in an aer-
oplane. scouting for some trace of
General Arnulfo Gomez forces that
were reported to be moving towards
Casas Grandes, failed to locate the
troops but did make what Is said to
be . new record In army aviation, fly
ing 80 miles in four hours and 20
minutes.
Saw No Troops
They passed along the Chihuahua
Sonora state line some distance over
the state of Sonora in the neighbor-
hood of Pulpitos pass, but saw moth
ing of any troops. notwithstanding a
close scrutiny of the country from an
elevation at one time of seven thous-
and feet.
General Gomez was at Aqua Prieta
where he said that he was waiting
but some anxiety had been aroused
here by the dispatch a few days ago
Of his force in the direction of the
American line Of communication. The
search for that and other forces will
be continued.
Just what precautionary steps have
been taken by General Funston to
further guard the line and to meet
any eventuality were not revealed.
No New Instructions
He received during the day no new
instructions from the war department.
II was admitted here that he has now
almost full authority to use his own
Judgment in meeting any situation,
even to sending into Mexico all the
nineteen thousand troops along the
border. but the incident at Parral has
not caused him or his staff officers
to alter their opinion that II would
be unwise to draw upon that force for
support Of the punitive expedition,
leaving unguarded portions of the
long International boundary line.
Short Of a war measure General Fun
ston would hesitate to use the rail-
roads between Chihuahua and the
border without authority from Wash
ington and no such authority has been
given him, 1t was authoritatively stat
ed today at his headquarters
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1916-04-15
Parral Attacking Party
Numbered CarranzistaS

CONTINUED from Page One)
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1916-04-15
Punitive Expedition Will
Continue Despite Request
for Withdrawal of Troops
CONTINUED from Page One)

il would succeed in capturing or kill
ing the bandit himself. the troops
already had accomplished something
he added. in breaking up some of the
Villa bands.
Some army officers share the view
that the capture of villa is most i'm
probable unless the expedition is in
creased i'm size and scope to a COM
pletc military occupation of all north
ern Mexico. Since the administra-
tion has no intention OF taking such a
step they feel that the present mission
of the cXpeditionary forces Is merely
an offensive move in defense of the
border
No Raids Likely.
They do not believe raids on Amer
lean towns are likely as long as the
pursuit is kept up far south of the
international line.
Great interest in the outcome Of
the cabinet meeting today was mani
tested by members of congress. Many
inquiries as to the course to be pur-
sued were received at the White
House and by members of The presi-
dents official family. 1t is under
stood it was made very clear in every
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1916-04-15
Told Of Atchisom Women.

A recent item in the Globe made
mention of the fact of an Atchison
woman who ordered postage stamps
ever the telephone and had them de-
livered. Another Atchison woman has
that beat. She not only gets postage
stamps from her grocer, but has them
charged, and at the end of the
month gets trading stamps on the
bill.-Atchison Globe.
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1916-04-15
Bad Cough ? Feverish !?
Grippy

edy. Dr.. Kings New Discovery
contains the ingredients which fight
cold germs, which soothe your cough,
healing the irritated and inAamed
mucous membranes. Just as soon as
you start taking DR.. Kings New
Discovery your recovery is assured.
Without assistance your weakened
system tries in vain to throw off
these cold germs. Your system cries
for help and DR.. Kings New Dis
covery is just the remedy needed.
Get a bottle to-day. Take at once.
You will feel much better tomorrow.
All druggists.
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1916-04-15
How TO DO II.

The deacons and other officers of a
church had met to discuss the best
method of getting rid of pastor who
had worn out of his usefulness. After
various methods had been suggested
without any Of them seeming feasible.
one brother. who was "A good deal OF
a wag, said
II tell YOU what TO do. Let's pay
him all of his salary in arrears an
raise him to thousand year and
he will drop dead"
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1916-04-15

instance that domestic politics would
weight in dealing with the problem.
Several days may clapse before a
reply can be prepared to the Corranza
note and diplomatic machinery be set
In motion for the negotiations sought
by that document. Secretary Lansing
has many details to consider. There
are questions of fact that Will have TO
be fully cleared up before an agree
ment will be possible.
Won't Back Step.
The state department saw no rea-
son today to retire from its position
that "A formal agreement under which
the crossing of the Mexican border in
pursuit of Villa proceeded had been
reached with General Carranza before
the order to move was given. In its
original reply to General Carranza S
proposal for a reciprocal agreement,
the department stated clearly the
terms Of that agreement as 1t under
stood them and declared them to be
operative. A week or so elapsed, it
was pointed out. before any question
was raised. In the meantime Ameri-
can troops already were on Mexican
soil.
Mr.. Lansing said today he had no
recollection of having assured Eliseo
Arredondo, Mexican ambassador des-
ignate on March 23. that the troops
would not go further south than they
was cleared and that he must have
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1916-04-15
en- bones and was rot injured intern

ally.
Reichenbach drove Immediately to
'he police station after the accident
and reported the matter. He said
that he was watching some other
children playing in the street and
could not avert hitting the lad, who
ran in front Of the machine. giving
him no chance to stop.
II is understood that the boys par
ents will not prosecute Mr.. Reichen-
bach
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1916-04-15
The BRIGHT Side,

The possimst was suffering from
rheumatism.
Every bore in my body achos,' he
complained.
You ought to he glad you are not
herring."-said the optimist. Tit
Bits.
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1916-04-15
These Ailments Weaken Youl
System. Your Body Then
Needs the Help Of
Dr.. Kings New Discovery.

Colds are annoying. They inter-
fere with our duties. In our weak
ened condition they may end in a
spell of sickness or even more serious
ailments. Fear, however, should be
overcome, for in DR.. Kings New
Discovery you have an effective rem
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1916-04-15
STRUCK BY AUTO;
NOT BADLY HURT

Running from behind another ma.
chine yesterday afternoon the six
year. old son Of Mr.. and Mrs. p. +.
Digman was struck by an automobile
driven by +. Riechenbach and the
heavy wheels passed entirely over his
small body. He was taken to the p.
& 8. hospital where an examination
showed that he had suffered no brok-.
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1916-04-15
RuC|AL TEST FOR
HOME VISITATION
astors Will Make Appeals
Sunday for Volunteers
to Assist.
ISMISS THE SCHOOLS
encral Chairman j. $. Cos
den Issues Appeal Let
ter to Pastors.

The crisis of the Home Visitation"
1vcmcnt will come tomorrow when
call for volunteers to take
1T in the work will be made in
cry religious service of the day. The
ccess depends upon the result of
is and every organization in the
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1916-04-15

j. SHREVE DURHAM,
ternationa superintendent Home Vista
m, who is in charge OF work in Tulsa.
~ Will make an earnest endeavor to
veil the total number to one thouu-
md.
The visitations are to be, made next
'ednesday afternoon and will last
ally two hours. All one person is
'ked to do is to take square block
territory and to cover every house
! that section in the regulation man
er. This slight task shrinks into in
gnificance in comparison with the
reat influence to be extended
iereby.
Every pastor will call for volun-
1ers from the pulpit. every Sunday
,hool superintendent will address the
forming school, and all auxiliary
lettings Will cooperate.
To Interest All.
The interest is as great as any SINH
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1916-11-23
BLOW UP POST OFFICE SAFE;
FOURTH TIME IN 10 YEARS

Hatfield, Pa, Nov. %. - Burglars
blew up the safe at the post office here
yesterday, shattering it to fragments
and wrecking the rear of the post
office. An accounting of the contents
OF the safe has been started.
1t is believed that the robbers had
an automobile outside the post office,
for residents of the vicinity heard a
machine racing away just following
the explosion. The men left at the
post office tools stolen from Boch-
ner's blacksmith shop.
The robbery is the fourth at the
Hatfield post office in the last ten
years. On previous occasions the safe
was repaired. This time the SCARED
iron box is beyond repair. A week
ago the office of the Hatfield Times
was entered and the safe opened and
robbed.
The aged postmaster, Jacob Hollen-
bach, refuses to say how much was
taken. He says the post office ac-
count books were removed, as well
as a number of valuable papers of his
own, including two mortgages.
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1916-11-23
Better in Every
WV -,
Way She States
Mrs. Franklin Tells How She Found
Relief From Headches And
Nervousness
SAYS TANLAC DID IT

Since l have been taking Tanlac I
am SO much better in every way" says
Mrs. Barbara Franklin, who lives at
LAT Balm St., Harrisburg, Pa. Il used
to be so terrible nervous that / didn't
know what to do but since have been
taking this wonderful medicine my
nerves have become strong and quiet
and l feel remarkably well.
1T seems almost like miracle to
me when / compare my health to-day
with my rundown condition of only
few short weeks ago. Then l had
headaches all day and every day,
was nervous, blue. depressed and des-
pondent and felt as If I couldn't take
an interest in anything.
Il had no ppetite at all, l couldn't
sleep and l suffered terribly from
rheumatic pains and / was so badly
run down that l was weak as cat.
1t was terrible and yet / was not able
to find anything that would give me
the relief that l longed for.
l happened to be in the drug store
one day and l overheard the Tanlac
man explaining the uses of Tanlac to
someone and what heard induced me
to ask him some questions with the
result that / bought a bottle and be-
gan taking this medicine.
1T helped me from the very first
for my headaches left me quickly, my
nerves SeeIneu 10 qulel riSHt uoWH anu
my appetite came back better than it
has been for long, long time. Now
all my troubles seem to have left me
and l feel very, very much better in
every way thanks to this splendid
tonic"
Tanlac, the famous reconstructive
tonic is now being specially introduced
here at Gorgas' Drug Store where the
Tanlac man is meeting the people and
explaining the merits of this master
medicine.
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1916-11-23
Boy Sentenced to Throw
1000 Stones in Two DAYS

Lynn, Mass, Nov. 90. - Because
ten-year-old Leonard Crowder threw
stone at girl and cut her scalp he
was ordered by Judge Lummus in the
police court to throw one thousand of
them in the next two days. During
the trial of the case it was testified
that the boy threw a stone last sum-
mer which permanently injured the
eye of John Buchanan.
Judge Lummus ordered Probation
Officer Thomas A. Farmer to select q
gravel pit and have Leonard throw
one thousand stones in the manner
that boys generally throw them. He
will not be permitted to toss them.
He must wind up each time and throw
with the full movement of the arm.
Farmer will count as the boy throws.
This boy seems to have a mania
for throwing stones" said the Judge
and I guess he'd better get it out of
his system"
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1916-11-23

foreign intercourse, the President
should have specially selected am
bassadors and ministers to meet the
demands in each case.
May Ask Several to Stay
Fortunately the practice which has
become general in the American diplo-
matte service since President Roose-
welt frankly requested the designations
of all the ambassadors and ministers,
will afford President Wilson the neces-
sary opportunity to carry out plans he
has projected, involving a very con-
siderable reorganization for the
diplomatic service so far as the heads
are concerned.
That a considerable number of tne
in office is a certainty, but some
do not wish to remain and
some have proved unequal to
the heavy requirements of their sta
tions. 1t is said that in the course of
one of his informal talks to newspaper
men some time ago President Wilson
had precisely this situation in the
diplomatic service in mind when he
remarked some men grow in office
and others swell up"
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1916-11-23
WILSON TO NAME
MANY NEW ENJOYS
Seeks to Strengthen Admins
tration Abroad by More Suit
able Representatives

Washington. d. c., Nov. %. = In
accordance with custom in the diplo-
matte service, all American ambassa-
dors and ministers abroad are expect
ed to resign as a sequence to Presi-
dent Wilson's reelection and success
sion to a new term of office.
It is expected that the general ten
der of designations in the near future
will relieve President Wilson from the
necessity of adopting the course taken
by President Roosevelt and calling di-
rectly for the designations.
Had No Special Requirements
Many of them were appointed orig
inally without special knowledge on
their part of the peculiar requirements
of their posts. Some had no intention
of remaining abroad more than one
term of four years. In other cases
some who expected to make even
shorter stays abroad, have from force
of circumstances, especially the eXig-
encies of the present war; continued at
their posts only to meet the wishes
of the State Department.
Foreign policies will engross large
part of President Wilson's attention in
the immediate future to an extent
never contemplated when he first as
sumed Office. 1t is regarded as essen
tial that in the development of the
larger plans of the administration in