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The Holly chieftain. (Holly, Colo.) 1897-1987, 1916-12-29
McNicho,s to Be Deputy State Auditor.

Charles H. Leckenby, state auditor
Select, has selected William McNichols
as his chief deputy. Mr.. McNichols
has been chief clerk of the State Board
Of Land Commissioners for the past
three years; he was formerly Carey
act clerk of the land board.
The Holly chieftain. (Holly, Colo.) 1897-1987, 1916-12-29
Green Stuff for shicks.

Feed the young chicks finely cut let
tuce, onion tops, or other green stuff
if they must have something of this
kind to keep them growing.
The Holly chieftain. (Holly, Colo.) 1897-1987, 1916-12-29
Kansas City Produce.

Kansas City. - Butter - Creamery.
40hc; firsts, soc; seconds, SIC; pack
ing, 28c.
Eggs-Firsts. 39c.
Poultry - Hens, 161ac; roosterA
l2kc; turkeys, 24c.
The Holly chieftain. (Holly, Colo.) 1897-1987, 1916-12-29
Proctor Named Second Lieutenant.

George Proctor, Jr., of Denver, has
been promoted from first sergeant of
Company A of the Colorado National
Guard to second lieutenant of the same
company, according to word received
BY Adjt., Gen. H. P. Gamble.
The Holly chieftain. (Holly, Colo.) 1897-1987, 1916-12-29
HAY AND GRAIN MARKET.
F. o. B. Denver, Carload Price.

Buying Prices.
Colorado upland, per ton. $14.00015.0O
Nebraska upland, per ton 12.O0013.OO
Second bottom Colorado
and Nebraska, per ton 11.5O012.5e
Timothy, per ton ...... 16.00017.O0
Alfalfa, per ton ......... 11.0O012.00
South Park, choice, per
ton Observation-Disclosures. ltVUV1o.VV
San Luis Valley, per ton 14.5O015.50
Gunnison Valley, per ton 15.50Q16.50
Straw, per ton ......... 1000 500
The Holly chieftain. (Holly, Colo.) 1897-1987, 1916-12-29

Boulder.-Tungsten concentrates, 60
per cent, SIS per unit; crude ores. 60
per cent, SIS; 25 per cent, $40 to
$12; 10 per cent, $50 to $40 per unit
The Holly chieftain. (Holly, Colo.) 1897-1987, 1916-12-29
GRAIN,

Wheat, Oh. mill, 100 lbs, buying. $3.50
Rye. Colo, bulk, 100 lbs, buying. 1.75
Oats, Nebraska, 100 lbs, buying. 2.0v
Colorado oats, bulk, buying. 80. .1.85
Corn chop, sack, selling ........ 1.93
Corn In sack, selling .......... $50
Bran. Colorado. per 100 lbs, sell
The Holly chieftain. (Holly, Colo.) 1897-1987, 1916-12-29
Vegetables.
MISCELLANEOUS MARKETS.
Metal Market Quotations.

Bar silver-76hc.
Spelter, per 100 lbs, st. =, Louis
$11.25.
Lead, per 100 lbs, New York-$7.50
Copper. casting-$32.87k.
The Holly chieftain. (Holly, Colo.) 1897-1987, 1916-12-29
STATECAPlT0L
NEWS
Western Newspaper Union News Service
COMMISSION MAKES REPORT.


Over $4,000 Paid Out to Injured In
Year Under Compensation Act.
Denver.-Working people Of Colora
do received more than $4,000 from
Aug. l. 1915. to Aug. /. 1916. under the
w0rkmen's compensation act. accord
ling to statistics which have been com.
piled by Wayne C. Williams, member
Of the State Industrial Commission.
The amount shows an increase Of $50
per cent. over the sum received the
year before by a corresponding mum.
ber Of employees injured or killed in
the course of employment, and was
paid by employers without protest o.
lawsuit.
Seventy-five complaints, half Of
them threatened serious strikes. were
heard by the commission during 1916.
Seven Of these were heard formally
by the commission, the remainder be.
a Ing adjusted informally. There is only
one unfinished case before the com.
mission at present, that of the Lead
vile miners. which will not be passed
upon until after the first of the year.
The statistics show that accidents
occurring in industries in the state
last year were fewer than during the
previous year. About forty a day or
Zoo month were reported. There
were 100 accidental deaths. The state
: compensation insurance fund collected
: $l20,542 in premiums up to June 80,
1916. of which $36,49O came from
state, cities and towns.
The commission declared for an
seight-hour day for working people
wherever possible and has held that
minimum wage of $3.50 week is the
standard that should be approached
and adhered to wherever possible.
Report Many Inquiries for Land.
As a result of the advertising cam.
paign being conducted by the State
immigration Bureau, inquiries are
pouring into the immigration office in
the statehouse, asking what Colorado
has to offer the homeseeker and in
weston. Attention of prospective in
vestors and settlers is called by the
bureau to the tremendous amount Of
water power available in this state.
While less than 0,000.horsepower
has actually been developed, the Unit.
ed States Geological Survey points out
that the minimum horsepower avail
able in the state the year around 10
about 100000. The maximum during
six months Of the year amounts to l..
200, 900 horsepower. The. sum total Of
available land. including grazing, for
est reserve and homestead land, &C.
cording to figures of the, immigration
bureau. is 44,0o3,105 acres. Millions
of acres of this is mineralized, some
Of ft.heavil5 coalbearing. For irriga
ton purposes there is enough water
to care for 100000 acres of land, or
a surplus over the present needs Of
water enough for about 100000
acres.
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The Holly chieftain. (Holly, Colo.) 1897-1987, 1916-12-29
Live Poultry,
Eggs.

Eggs.
Eggs, graded No. l net, F.
Denver ........ ........
Eggs, graded No. 2 net. F.
o. B. Denver ..........
Eggs. case count, misc
cases, less commission.
The Holly chieftain. (Holly, Colo.) 1897-1987, 1916-12-29
Fruit.

Apples. Colo, fancy. box 81 .00@2.00
Pears, Colo, winter, box :. 2.50Q3.00
The Holly chieftain. (Holly, Colo.) 1897-1987, 1916-12-29
Butter,

Creameries, ex LIST grid, Id. 1898
Creameries, I'd grade, lb. .34@35
Process ......... "a
Packing stock .............. ~
The Holly chieftain. (Holly, Colo.) 1897-1987, 1916-12-29
Hogs.

4 Good hogs Observation-Disclosures
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1916-04-20
ALCOHOL AFFECTS ARTERIES.


The statement that "a man is as
old as his arteries" is as true as it is
familiar The normal healthy artery
is endowed with a wonderful amount
of elasticity, so that it is easily cap
able of accommodating varying guam
titles of blood according to the re-
quirements of the occasion. When the
heart pumps a new supply of blood
into the arteries they Immediately ex-
pand to receive the additional blood,
and then quickly contract again in
order to pass it on through the circu-
latory system. Here again we wit
ness the hardening effects of alcohol,
which causes an ever increasing loss
of elasticity. The arteries become
hard and brittle, and in the case of
strain are liable to break, and thus
cause a hemorrhage, small or large.
This condition of the arteries is known
as arteriosclerosis; and il an artery
bursts in the brain, the result is u.s.
ually a stroke of apoplexy, causing
more or less paralysis of one side of
the body. The escaping blood forms
a clot, which so presses upon the
nerve cells as to put them out Of
action, at least, for a time, IL not
permanently. 1t is not necessary to
say apoplexy is one of the serious dis
eases, and it is uncommon for a per-
son to survive third stroke.-Dr. A.
B. Olsen.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1916-04-20
DECREASE IN LIQUOR OUTPUT.

Effective answer to the charge made
by the liquor interests that "Prohibi-
ton does not prohibit" is furnished
by the report of Commissioner Osborn
of the internal revenue department
for the fiscal year ending June l, 1915.
According to this report the manufac-
ture of both distilled and fermented
liquors has very materially decreased.
The production of distilled liquors,
exclusive of fruit brandies, was A.
ATT 1928 gallons less than for the pre-
ceding year. The figures for 1914 were
174,611,64 gallons, and for 1915, 1872
1874 1922. There has been a decrease
of 6,35S,744 in the number of barrels
of beer manufactured, the number of
barrels for 1914 being 66,105,445 and
for 1915, 59.746,701.
For the first three months Of this
fiscal year, for which figures have
been made public, there is also sat
isfactory decrease in the output of dis
titled and fermented liquors as COM
pared with the corresponding three
months of the previous year. OF fer
mented liquors the output for the first
three months of the new fiscal year
was II ,458,56 barrels, as compared
with 1871 sos for the same months
last year. OF distilled liquors there
were withdrawn during the first three
months of the current fiscal year H.
903,S29 gallons, and for last year 49,
456, 420 gallons.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1916-04-20

Lead was unquestionably known to
the Egyptians, the Romans apparent
ly understood it's desilverization, yet
we are apparently already entering on
an era of permanently higher prices.
The worlds accumulated stocks of
5000 years seem powerless to help us,
d. M. Liddell writes in Engineering
Magazine. How can they, when every
rain washes lead paint from the houses
into the ground in form too dissent
mated ever to be regained; when every
hunter fires away a portion of the
worlds stock; when almost every cot
fin carries lead lining; while lead
pipes or lead joints in iron pipe cor
| rode in the ground, and when every
plumbers apprentice throws away lead
| dross, and tea is packed in lead foil?
In the meanwhile the increasing use of
lead in storage batteries adds another
possibility of loss. The sludge from
these batteries will usually be thrown
away when the cells are cleaned. And
so the new discoveries of science help
to add new methods of waste.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1916-04-20
Hardly Able to Move.

Albert Iea Minn-For year had sharp pains across
my back and hips and hardly able around the house
My head would ache and dizzy and had appetite After
taking Lydia E. Pnkhas Vegetable Compound and Liver f1
feeling stronger than for have little boy eg months
remedies in the house there like E.
YosT, Gil Water St.. Albert Lea, MINI.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1916-04-20
The Modern WAY.

What is your diagnosis, doctor?"
We'll, l find that you have little
Inflammation in the ears; your throat
is slightly affected; your digestive
organs are not functioning properly,
and there is. evidence of bronchitis"
But can You fix me up?"
We'll, advise that you go to Dr.
Tappem for your ears; across the
street you will find DR.. Swallow, who
is throat specialist, and DR.. Pepsin
will understand your digestive diff
culties. AS to your bronchitis. you
should see a good lung expert at
once"
But isn't there anything the mat
ter with me that you can cure?'
Yes, you have a $40 bill in your
wallet; I'll relieve you of that
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1916-04-20
WITHOUT SALOON REVENUE.

Cadiz, the county seat of Harrison
county, Ohio, has been dry for nine
teen years and is said to be the wealth.
lest town of it's size in the country.
equally to population, each man, wom-
an and child would have $4,000. The
latest estimate of the wealth in the
three banks and the three building
and loan associations is $2,300,000.
Cadiz pays $4,000 annually for church
support and $4,000 for schools, be-
sides large sums for library of 5000
volumes, and 40-acre park with
pavilion, grandstand, lake, race track,
etc.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1916-04-20
Weary
Jimmy
NJfAfM
By VERDA ROSTER
Vs@@ee@ee@eeeeeee

Copyright. 1916. by w. G. Chapman.)
He was ragged, hungry, in sore need
of place to sleep, yet Weary Jim
took it all philosophically. He had
become Injured to the law of averages
as to the Observation-Disclosures of the
casual passing crowd. The benevo-
lent-faced old men were the favorite
subjects Of his mendicancy, but it was
late afternoon and that class of leis-
ure had long since gone homeward
bound.
I'll wait till dark and tackle the
theater crowds" decided Jim, and
picking up flying scrap of newspa-
per, selected some steps leading to
an unused basement and idly ran his
eyes over the columns of the torn and
creased stray fragment
Hello!" exclaimed Jim suddenly,
and his eyes goggled and his hand
shook, and he read again the brief but
thrilling advertisement:
Reward: A liberal reward will be
paid for information that will lead to
the discovery of James Newton, some
times known as Weary Jim,' and for
merly Of the Little Jim Fisk restau-
rant Apply to Adam Sharp, Attor-
ney, IL Court building, or residence,
1894 Berry avenue"
That's mel" gurgled in the throat
of Weary Jim. Wanted-Reward
And once l did work at that restau-
rant and disgraced myself with the
crowd for it, and drifted into the
free-and-easy corps again. Lemme'
see-are there any black marks
against me that I'd be wanted for?
No, it's not that. l never touched
cent that wasn't my own-and never
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1916-04-20
MAKE PROTEST EFFECTIVE.

1t is great thing for the voter to
make his protest against the liquor
traffic in the prayer meeting or by his
manner of life, but if he would really
Lord and the people, that he wants
the saloon closed, there is but one
method by which he can be recog-
nized; but just one law under which
his opinion can declare itself, and
his conviction makes itself felt, and
that law and method are fulfilled when
he drops into box a ballot that calls
for prohibition E. Willard
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1916-04-20
FIERY RED PIMPLES
soothed and Healed by Cuticura Soap
and Ointment. Trial Free.

Smear the affected skin with Cuticura
Ointment on end of finger. Let it re-
main five to ten minutes. Then wash
off with plenty of Cuticura Soap and
hot water. Dry without irritation.
Nothing like Cuticura for all skin
troubles from infancy to age.
Free sample each by mail with Book.
Address postcard, Cuticura, Dept. L,
Boston. Sold everywhere.-Adv.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1916-04-20
To Do as | Like WITH"

will. I'll look up this advertisement
right away"
One hour later Weary Jim sat in a
maze. He had called at the house in
Berry avenue, to be rebuffed by the
servant, to be bowed and scraped to,
almost Rugged by Lawyer Adam
Sharp. The latter ushered Jim into
his elegantly appointed library as
though he were some prince. He I'M
folded an astonishing story
distant relative, a half uncle,
whom Jim, the last of the family line,
had long forgotten, had left to Jim his
entire fortune, viz: $4,000 in cash,
sumptuous residence, free and clear
of all incumbrance.
You mean-you mean" gasped Jim,
that all-that-is mine!"
"Unqualifiedly," assented the suave
attorney.
To do as | like with"
Without bar or hindrance."
Moonlight now, an advance, a
slight advance" pressed Jim anx-
iously.
We'll, the banks are closed" ex-
planned Sharp, and you will have to
go into court as formality, but in the
meantime. If you will appoint me your
permanent legal representative in the
matter of the estate, will advance
you whatever you want"
Then gimme dollar" said Jim
eagerly
"A dollar! My friend, you need a
great deal more than that just to, ali!
eheml rehabilitate yourself. / will
give you $780," and he produced the
crisp inviting bank notes that made
Jim's mouth water. Il would suggest
a bath, becoming suit of clothes, q
suite at a good hotel and / will meet
you at my office at ten o'clock to-
morrow morning, go into court and
place the estate cash of thirty thou
sand dollars to your account at the
bank. All, my dear" he interrupted
himself as an angular, viXen-faced
lady entered the room. "let me have
the pleasure of introducing Mr.. New
tommy daughter, Hyacinth."
oh, DEAR" piped the spinster Ian
guidly, have you found the gentle
man at last? How sweet! how roman
tic!" and she almost caressed this ex
pected-victim!
Weary Jim left the house like one
in dream. One thing his more con
spicuous senses aimed for and land
ed. This was at restaurant The
meal Jim ate astounded the waiter. Its
volume so surprised the proprietor
that he approached before it was fin
ished and intimated the gross amount
involved. Unctuous and full-mouthed
Jim pulled out five-dollar bill.
Give the change to the waiter" he
directed grandiioquently.
One week later, Weary Jim came
ont of the mansion he had inherited,
by way of the rear door and with a
scared look on his face. He almost
ran until he reached a point some
squares distant.
"Whew!" he painted, I'm out of that
for good-Iye escaped"
What Jim had escaped" from was
misery. For him wealth had brought
torment A bath had made him ten
der and the tlannels irritated him.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1916-04-20
PERIL IN MODERATE DRINKING.

Doctor Ploetz, editor of the Archiv
fur Rassen-und observation-disclosures
declares that "it is just the average
moderate use of alcohol which injuries
the race more than genuine drunken
ness, since there is here relatively no
elimination through sterility or infant
mortality as is the case with the hard
drinker. Many who imagine them
selves in the category of the wholly
moderate must actually be placed in
lower category. From the standpoint
of race hygiene. an absolute end of
the drinking Of alcohol is the most de-
sirable. The greatest need is that
the average moderate use should dis
appear-that is, drunkenness is Sec
ondary."
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1916-04-20
UP AGAINST MODERN BUSINESS.

1t isn't the crank who is putting the
liquor traffic out of business. It's the
business man, the railroad man, the
banker, the lawyer, the merchant, the
men who have to depend upon some
one else for efficiency in the various
departments of the important works.
The liquor traffic is up against the
modern business age. 1t is up against
an enemy that it cannot throttle or
buy or browbeat or bluff, and it might
as well save what it can and go out of
business. Wichita Beacon.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1916-04-20
The Dear Thinus.

This is the kind of stuff you hear
on the front porch:
why, George, how dare you! Now
you can just go right home, and don't
you over, ever speak to me again!"
GeorCo goes-as far as the steps.
Let me come back, please. I'll be
good; honest, will"
If you're going to be good. there
isn't any reason for coming back"
"Oh, you little angel!'
George, dear, l can't breathe. -
The Gargoyle.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1916-04-20
PHlLoSoPHIc VIEW.

I'm out of patience with my car"
said the fretful motorist.
All! Do you ever have any tire
trouble?"
81 should say SOL
Engine work all right"
1T balks frequently
Maybe you need a new carr"
mo. rather think need the kind
of disposition that will enable me to
endure the usual annoyances Of motor
ing with calmness and fortitude.""
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1916-04-20
Well. What Are Autos For?

Her new electric was standing out
in front of her house. She wished to
call on the woman who lived across
the street. OF course, the electric was
right there; there was no need of
ones walking. She got in, drove
across the street, turning the machine
as she did so, and alighted ON the OPP
posite curb.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1916-04-20
DRINK Is HANDICAP.

Mr.. E! l.. Bennington, the new chair
man of the Transcontinental Passen-
ger association, an organization of 60
railroads, says: Il used to drink
glass of beer, but now am dry. l
never saw any good come from it.
The young man who wants to get
anywhere must keep away from
drink"
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1916-04-20
Limited Capacity.

That chorus girl is very attractive.
I'd like to give her a small part"
Il don't think she could learn a
part"
Still, she is so pretty that / should
like to feature her in some way"
well, you might let her raise her
eyebrows in response o something
said, l think she could learn to do
tn It."
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1916-04-20
SAD SIGHT.

American Contractor-These ryra-
mids have been here for some time,
haven't they?
Egyptian Guide - Thousands of
years, sir
American Contractor-Um. Pity to
let all that material go to waste. Why
there's enough for the foundation Of
a whole city of houses; and practical
ly all ready.-Judge
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1916-04-20

Sandy suppose you've heard
ABBOTT 'em laying MacGregor off the
docks after thirty years sairvice?
McTavish-Tut, mon! yon's his ain
fault told him when he takit the job
twould no be steady orrk-Judge
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1916-04-20
One Good Shot.

Bill-Yes, fired my rifle at the bear
twice.
Jill-But you said you only had one
load of ammunition in the gun?
That's right. | missed him the first
time, but hit him the second"
But l thought you had one load of
ammunition"
That's right. threw the gun at
him when / hit him."
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1916-04-20

THE fascination of widows has its
root in the general contrariness of
human nature"
How SOP"
"Oh, men are always more interest
ed in other peoples widows than in
their own
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1916-04-20
Musical Measurement.

Waldo, | wish you would put that
fifth nocturne on the pianola.'
Eight in the morning is a trif1e
early for music, my dear"
81 know. But the length of time it
takes to play is just right for boiling
an egg"
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1916-04-20
Rather Personal,

Reggy-I saw very-aw-peculiah
thing in a show window the othah
day. doncher know. 1t was an-aw-
ankle corset fob the-aw-snpport of
weak ankles.
Peggy-It's too bad some genius
doesn't invent a brain corset for the
support of weak brains.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1916-04-20
Nice Remedy.

Nervous Neighbor-In the name of
heaven, Frau Bormann, how can you
give your little son such a noisemaker
as that trumpet?
The Lady-Oh, only let him have
it when he cries, to make him keep
nich).
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1916-04-20
Caution.

He-Now that we are in this great
field alone with each other and nature,
let me tell you sweet secret.
She-Let's go out of this field into
the potato patch. You must remember
that though potatoes have eyes. corn
has ears.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1916-04-20
ProvidentiaI.

A Jewish rabbi, whose stipend was
small, was asked how he was getting
on. Poorly" he answered. IF it
were not for the numerous fasts which
our religion prescribes l am sure my
family would die of starvation. "-Bos-
ton Evening Transcript.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1916-04-20
Milburn pharmacal Co., Baldwin, N. Y.

Milburn Pharmacal Co., Baldwin, N. Y.
Gentlemen: For the past three years have
been using your Benzomint, for sore throat
and tonsillitis and find it better than any thing
the doctors have given me. A dose or two
usually curing the children of sore throat
without the services Of doctor. ] always
keep bottle in the house. Mrs. G. P. Buck
ley, Baldwin, N. Y. Your local druggist
will get it for you.-Adv.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1916-04-20
Her Happy Thought.

81 hear your husband delights in
fishing" gushed the ELUSIVE caller
"Oh, yes. indeed responded her
hostess 1T was only yesterday
said to him, William, you are becom-
ing a perfect anglophobe.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1916-04-20
Sure of His Salary.

Yes, I'm press agent for a popular
star"
Better get into something where
you will be sure of salary The
public doesn't believe a word OF that
stuff you write about the talents of
your star
Don't worry about my salary. She
believes it."
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1916-04-20
Not to Be Missed.

Wife-We surely must go to Egypt
this year.
Husband-Why Egypt?
Wife-On account of those pyra-
mids. | see by this magazine that
they are slowly wasting away 1t
would hardly do to miss 'em.-Judge