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Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1916-06-02
MONKEYS WEAR
GLASSES AND
RUIN THEIR EYES
Hospital Experiment of
Worldwide Interest

BALTIMORE, MD.:-At Johns Hop
kins Hospital. they are putting glasses
on monkeys for the purpose OF upset
severe eye strain, and impaired vision,
which in turn affects the thyroid glands
and is expected to produce such dis
cholia. irritability. headache, goitre.
palpitation OF the heart, protrudinE
eEe6alls, and mild forms Of tu6ercular
affections: You must admit that il
conditions, they will do the same on
human beings.
Eyeglasses in many cases are unneC-
essary and even dangerous. Many think
because they see well with their glasses
that they fit, but this is not always true.
Mtsfit glasses have ruined the eyes of
thousands OF people. for at times nearly
every wearer OF glasses wears glasses
which do not fit. In the United States
alone there are over 100000 blind peo-
pie. thousands of whom can trace their
misfortune to neglect, as neglect has
caused more blindness than any other
one thing. You value your eyesight
above everything, therefore you should
know something about your eyes, and
them.
Leading druggists are now author
lzed 70 distribute free to those interest
ed, valua BILE book pertaining to eyes
and eye saving. entitled How To Get
Rid of Eye Troubles" This book should
be BE in every home. 1t tells OF a highly
enabled many to strengthen their eye
sight 80 per cent. in one weeks time,
and by so doing they are able to discard
their glasses. Through its use many
others have avoided the necessity of re-
sorting to these windows II YOU are
a wearer of glasses and want to get rid
OF them; II your eyesight is weak and
you wish TO strengthen il. If you would
like TO test the remedy, go to any drug
store and get 5 grain optona tablets.
Put one tablet in a quarter glass of
water, allow to thoroughly dissolve and
with this refreshing solution, battle the
eyes from three to four times daily.
Everyone, whether they wear glasses
or not. will be greatly helped through
this method of eye saving. Since this
formula has been published H c. Ken
nedy, OF this city, has been kept busy
filling 1t. II you follow this method.
your eyes Will clear up perceptibiv
right from the start. 1t sharpens
vision even in old eyes, and its use will
tone and strengthen the eve muscles
and nerves so they quickly become
healthy and strong. II you would over
come bloodshot eyes and red lids. IL
you would have good eyesight, and
eyes free from blurring. inflammation,
smarting, itching, burning and aching
due to eyestrain from overworked ewes
try this solution at once Don't nut it
on until tomorrow. as delays are dan
gerous and the sooner you take care Of
your eyes. the better II will be for
you.-Advertisemen
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1916-06-02
Has Two Guests Arrested
but Saves Them From Jail

Flint, Mich.-Mack Smith. hotel pro-
prietor. had two OF his guests arrested.
charging that while they were under
the influence of liquor they held an
undress parade through the corridors
Of his hostelry.
The men. Harry Clark and Oscar Co
din. pleaded guilty and were sentenced
to spend ten days in Jail each. in de-
fault of $40 fines. Mack had a change
Of heart when he saw the officers TAX
ing them to Jail. He went into court
and paid their fines.
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1916-06-02
Train Hit Big Alligator
and Was Badly Wrecked

Richmond, Va.-Derailment of a
train by an alligator lying across the
tracks near Tela, Honduras, caused
ine y oeath OF Henry kinard Smith, civ
II engineer, son of the late Bishop
Coke Smith of the Southern Methodist
church. according to information re-
ceived lately from Mr.. Smiths rela-
tives here from Robert Lansing, Sec
retary of State. The accident oc-
CURED March 25. AS a precaution
against bubonic plague. the body can
not be removed from Honduras until
after the lapse of four years
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1916-06-02
CADoMENE TABLETS Mean Health to Men
ATLANTIC CITY, n. j.

Health is Life, Strength, Vitality, Ambition,
the ability, the desire to live, to enjoy, to ac-
complsh. Without health and strength in fullest
measure you may not hope to enjoy the fullest
measure of success in any undertaking. You
cannot make the best OF conditions and oppor-
tunities If your mind, your power of reasoning
and concentration are dulled or mac tive, to any
extent naturally you are less capable to the.same
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1916-06-02
n be CentiAusd Tozaxrs.

TOWN PICNIC AUGUST 8
Shiremanstown, Pa, June AT a
citizens meeting held in the fire en-
gine house final arrangements were
made for the town picnic, which will
be held at Boiling Springs Park, Au-
gust e
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1916-06-02
WHY MANY MEN
FAIL IN BUSINESS
AND WOMEN FAIL SOCIAIJv

extent to make them perform as you would have
them to.
CADOMENE TABLETS represent a scien-
uhc combination of the most vital elements for
building and Strengthening cell and tissue
Cadomene Tablets produce buoyancy of spirit,
regaining of vitality and endurance, renewed
efficiency of body and mind. Amazing and last
ing Improvement results from Cadomene Tablets
IN chronic or recent cases of Nervousness or
Failing Vitality.
SO If you are victim of overwork, worry,
disease, excesses or dissipation of the mental
and physical forces-if you feel tired, weak,
nervous, trembling, and suffer with headaches,
melancholy, pain in spine and back of head, cold
extremities dreadful dreams of direful disasters.
feeling of timidity and general inability to
act naturally at all times if you have 'the blues"
and the pleasures of life are no longer ENJOYABLE.
then you need Cadomene Tablets to brace and
build you up-to put new ambition, energy and
strength into your system and reinforce and
nourish the bodily structures. Cadomene Tablets
are sold on a oney-back-if-not-sats6e
antee, and if you are not pleased with results
you get every cent of your money back. 1t be-
longs to you and we want you to have it.
Cadomene Tablets help men out of the rut of
nervous discomfort and i-health and restore to
them the capacity of more complete enjoyment
of the pleasures of life. All druggists sell g.
grain Cadomene Tablets in sealed tubes
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1916-06-02
That
Daily Letter

signed R. L. B. in the Financial
end Business Section of the
Public Ledger is from one of the
best-posted and most reliable
financial writers in Wall Street.
1t is invaluable to every Pennsyl-
vania business man who wants
to keep posted, and especially to
every Barker, Broker, Bank
officer, Director, Depout0r, or
InUeStOr.
The Public Ledger employs
only the very best correspond
ents land they cost money! with
the intention of giving you only
the best possible service, and full
and satisfactory value for your 2
cents a day, or ten cents a week.
The Financial and Business
Section of the Public Ledger
gives four pages daily to business
news, much of it not found in
any other paper, and pays special
attention to Pennsylvania indus
tries-yOurbusiness, the Silk Mar
ket, Textiles, Coal, Iron and
Steel, labor, wages, new projects;
anything and everything that
interests you, as a business man
Public Ledger correspondents
are instructed to
Go For It -And Get It!
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1916-06-02
Open Up a Health

Account. Open up a
health account that will
yield greater enjoyment of
life and higher efficiency in
work. Cut out heavy Win
ter foods and eat Shredded
Wheat Biscuit with fresh
fruits and green vegetables.
Shredded Wheat is ready
cooked. Delicious for break
fast with milk or cream
for luncheon with berries
or other fruits.
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1916-06-02
NUXATED IRON

Increases strength
of delicate. nervous,
rundown people 200
per cent. in ten days
In many instances.
800 forfeit IL it
fails as per full ex-
planation in large
article soon to ap-
pear in this paper.
Ask your doctor or
Palisadian. [volume] (Cliffside Park, N.J.) 1906-current, 1916-04-08
High School Fast
Taking Final Shape

What is possibly the most impos-
ing structure in Cliffside Park, the
new high school, is fast taking on it's
final form and finish. With the
breaking up of the cold weather new
life has been put into the work of
construction. The name, CLIFF
SIDE PARK HIGH SCHOOL, is in
place over the handsome Corinthian
columns of the entrance porch. In
side, one gets a pretty accurate i'm
preston of what the finished school
will be, with its spacious central cor
ridor, sixteen feet wide and twelve
feet high, its roomy class-rooms,
broad stair cases and noble audi
forum. The latter, the finest which
the borough possesses, is fifty feet
in width with height of sixteen
feet. The great proscenium of the
stage will have width of over
thirty-five feet. With the fine gallery
at the opposite end, the hall will have
capacity of nearly a thousand per-
sons.
Palisadian. [volume] (Cliffside Park, N.J.) 1906-current, 1916-04-08
Nat Wills Buys New
Woodclif Mansion

James Thomson, the genius builder
of Woodcliff, has sold to Nat Wills,
the well-known actor, known on the
stage as the TRAMP Comedian" a
beautiful mansion on Boulevard Ter
race for the sum of $4,000. Nat has
decided to breathe Jersey air and pro-
long his life, rather than live on
Riverside drive and inhale the fumes
of soft coal smoke and hear the rattle
of trains all night long.
A guessing contest has been start
ed in the Friars' Club among the
member as to those who will be in
vited to the housewarming, as Nat as
sured all the members that Just as
soon as he had purchased mansion
for himself he would invite all the
members-twelve hundred in num-
ber-to partake of feast.
About four hundred members of
the Friars' Club, which is composed
OF theatrical press agents, actors and
producers, are now at liberty, and it
IS very likely that they will apply to
Nat for weekend at his new man
sion, and he is up in the air, not
knowing how to accommodate his
brother members, who intend to visit
his new home next Sunday in a body.
Palisadian. [volume] (Cliffside Park, N.J.) 1906-current, 1916-04-08

vinus, Miss Anna O'Connor, Miss
Bessie Currie, Miss Madeline Cor
vinus, Miss Celia Inzinna, Miss
Margaret O'Connor, and John, Harry
and Francis Corvinus.
A we'll attended meeting of Hudson
Heights Fire Company No. l was
held in headquarters on Palisade
plaza last Monday night and consid-
cradle business of Importance was
transacted The committee in charge
of the recent ball handed in its re-
port which showed a nice tidy sum
of money was realized at the affair.
A vote of thanks was extended the
committee for it's efforts to make the
affair the social and financial sue
cess it was. Peter Murphy and Steven
Ratel were taken in as members at
the meeting and after some little
discussion it was decided that any
persons wishing to become members
in the future will have to hand in an
application accompanied by the mi
tiation fee of one dollar. The COM
pany is progressing nicely now and
the bows hope soon to be able to start
putting the fire fighting equipment
in better condition. The offer of the
Barrett Manufacturing Company to
donate paper for the roof of the
building was gratefully received as
was the offer of Mrs. Richenberg to
help the boys out with some furni-
ture.
The boys from CastePs are arrang-
ing for their Leap Year dance, which
is to be held at Castels Hall, Bulls
ferry road, on Saturday evening,
May 6.
L. E.. Shay, of Brooklyn, spent the
first of the week with friends about
town.
Miss Barbara Rose, of Marlboro,
N. Y, is being entertained by her
aunt, Mrs. William E. Dyer.
Palisadian. [volume] (Cliffside Park, N.J.) 1906-current, 1916-04-08
FoR THE PALIsADIAN /:

gested.
"Of course. Don't you see me p
II mean l thought you might have
enlisted for the Mexico invasion"
ooh, you dit? Do you dink me such
a foolishness ?"
"Well, they don't do much shoot
ing down there, and as you have
previously expressed yourself about
patriotism, and Directing only to the
shooting, l thought the Mexican
situation might hit you in tender
spot"
"Say, you will make me preak nv
face NIT dot nonsense. Wy man, diss
Mexican pissness choke. We can't
do nutting down dere."
Villa ?"
"Who gift you dot permission .?
Don't you know Villa ISIS god charm
ed existence? Don't you know he
has wings? Don't you know he wears
steel chacket und cannot be shot
ten? Don't you know he ISIS god
more perseverance dan de teffil /?
Don't you know he will keep us oop in
de air all de vile? Diss talk about
catching dot Villa ISIS oud of der
question. He's got der foxes, und der
COYOTES beat to pieces. You couldn't
catch Villa if you hat him in your
arms. He ISIS too slippery to holt.
He would git away if you hat him in
chall. II Cheneral Funston got him
on the pinnacle of sugar loaf noun
tain entirely surrounded to der top
nit soldiers who marched to der
summit lookin' ad him all der dime,
ven dey got dere he would be disap-
peared"
"Then you think we are on wild
goose chase hunting for Villa, eh?"
well, l wouldn't say dot, precisely,
because Villa isn't der goose in der
case. If you would say der foot ISIS
on de odder shoe, I might explana-
ton id dot way. You see, Villa is Ell
nudrality believer. He ISIS nod for
Mexico nor for the United States. He
pellets in the freedom of nobody bud
himselluf und his pand of greasers.
He lifts by candle light und neffer
schleeps py daytime. Dots vot makes
him so impossible. Wy, dot Teller gifts
oop before breakfast effery morning
of my life. Catch him? Wy, he ISIS
got more afernoos of escape den deere
is stars in der heavens"
~ dink Villa is der Mexican prairie
sub maroon, und ven he shot his tor
pedo at COLUMBUS he mate oop hiss
mindt to scoot away und make nc
dissavowal."
Palisadian. [volume] (Cliffside Park, N.J.) 1906-current, 1916-04-08

York State has been given the power
to bring the owners of the Shadyside
smell factories to time, will he act
Here's to hoping he does. Also, il
wouldn't be a bad idea if some one
would prod the owners of the two
who are painting everything black
with the smoke that rolls from the
high smoke stacks. It's no trouble
to locate both of the places.
Birthday Party
Little Miss Emma Miller recently
entertained number of friends at
the home of her parents on Wall
street. The affair was given to help
celebrate her fifth birthday. Music
and singing were enjoyed, and Miss
Lillian Miller recited many pleasing
selections. Games were played, after
which delicious luncheon was SER
we'd from a pretty pink and yellow
table. Miss Emma was the recipient
of many pretty gifts. The guests
were: Helen Feisser, Marie Luch-
singer, Dorothy and Anna Feisser,
Christina Luchsinger, Henry Miller
and Joseph Luchsinger.
P. S. Smith and G. Small of Brook
lyn were the guests of Mr.. and Mrs.
Charles Osterhaudt on Sunday.
Miss Barbara Rose of Fishkill and
Mrs. w. E. Dyer spent Tuesday and
Wednesday with relatives at Nutley,
New Jersey.
Red Circle Club
Mr.. and Mrs. Frederick Corvinus
entertained the Red Circle Club, of
Fairview, last Saturday evening. The
evening passed all too quickly with
music and dancing, while progressive
games were played. An elaborate
supper was served at II o'clock. The
members and guests were: Miss
Edith Currie, Miss Bessie O'Connor
Miss Una Munley, Miss Rose Cor
Palisadian. [volume] (Cliffside Park, N.J.) 1906-current, 1916-04-08
Hudson Heights And
Fairuiew Town Notes

Mrs. Frank Wickham jr. and sons
spent last Tuesday at the Wickham
home on Wall street
Mrs. L. S. Ryan was confined to
her home the latter part of last week
with illness.
Miss Barbara Heindel, of Bulls
ferry road, who was seriously injured
several weeks ago, while coasting is
reported to be slightly improved.
Mr.. and Mrs. w. S. Wright, of
Marlboro were recent callers at the
home of Mr.. and Mrs. William E.
Dyer.
The young son of Mr.. and Mrs.
Stark is confined to his home suffer-
ing from injuries he received when
hit by trolley car Although the
youngster was badly hurt, his speedy
recovery is looked for.
A food sale will be held this after
noon in Grace Mission on Anderson
avenue. The Woman's Guild have
charge of the affair.
Mrs. M. Wessly recently entertain
ed party of friends at a kaffee
klatch, at her home on Fulton ave.
Mr.. and Mrs. Henry Reggiori have
returned from their honeymoon and
have taken up their residence on Oak
wood avenue.
DR.. Hellstern has been elected
physician to look after members of
Court Fairview, No 102, Foresters
of America.
The regular monthly meeting of
the Board of Council will be held in
the Borough hall on Monday night.
Barn Dance
The annual barn dance of the
Grandview Hook and Lader Com
pany, which was held in the fire hall
on Grant street last Saturday even
ing, proved its usual success. The
affair was attended by large crowd
and all had a splendid time. The
committee to whom much credit is
due for the success the affair attain
ed included: Ernest Greenhalgh
chairman; Henry Landau, Philip ].
Schulz, Anthony Margarine, Louis G.
Schulz and George Christensen.
And now that the governor of New
Palisadian. [volume] (Cliffside Park, N.J.) 1906-current, 1916-04-08
Classified AdUs

Superior Accommodations for adults.
Elegantly furnished rooms with hot
and cold running water, steam heat,
electric light. Excellent table, tele-
phone.
Kerby,
1852 Anderson avenue,
Palisade.
Palisadian. [volume] (Cliffside Park, N.J.) 1906-current, 1916-04-08
Salvatore Gozzo's
Italian Program,

Assistant pastor Gozzo was the
preacher at last Sunday evenings
service at the Congregations Church.
His subject was dante; his influence
on the Italian race" Other meet
ings under Rev. Gozzo's direction
We're the Italian prayer meeting on
Wednesday evening in the Walker
street rooms; the sewing class on
Friday with Miss Donaldson assist
ing; and the meeting of the Lincoln
Boys Club this morning.
Tomorrow the italian services will
be: Sunday school at $50 in the
Walker street rooms; Italian services
in the Congregational Church at $50
p. m. During the coming week a
stereoptican lecture on the Life of
Christ will be given for the Italians.
Palisadian. [volume] (Cliffside Park, N.J.) 1906-current, 1916-04-08
Post Office In
Palisade Gets A
New Steel Safe

Postmaster George Stabel has
treated himself to a new steel fire
and burglar proof safe. 1t is a Die
bold pattern and about three feet
square by four feet high. 1t has two
heavy steel doors, one outside and the
other inside, leading to the burglar
proof compartment The inner door
is made of about ten sheets of steel
of quarter inch thickness each. If
any more yeggmen come this way
they will have their troubles.
Palisadian. [volume] (Cliffside Park, N.J.) 1906-current, 1916-04-08
Death of Mrs. Waclavek,

On March 25 Mrs. Paul Waclavek
died suddenly at her home on Edge
wood lane. The cause of death was
heart. failure. During her three
years residence in Palisade Mrs.
Waclavek had made many friends
who will greatly miss her unfailine
kindness and cheerfulness.
A profusion of cut flowers and
floral pieces evidenced the esteem in
which she was held not only in Pail
SADIE, but also in New York CITY.
The sympathy of the community is
extended to the husband, and daugh-
ter Annette, so suddenly bereft, as
we'll as to Mr. Waclavek's father,
who made his home with them, and
to whom the deceased had been a
daughter indeed. In addition to the
members of the family mentioned,
Mrs. Waclavek is survived by her
father and brother in Austria, a
brother in Schenectady, N. Y, and a
sister in Tarrytown, N. Y.
A service at her home on Edge
wood lane was conducted by mem
bers of a lodge in New York City,
which Mrs. Waclavek herself had or
ganized some time ago.
Interment was made in St
Michael's cemetery, Astoria, Long
Island, on March %.
Palisadian. [volume] (Cliffside Park, N.J.) 1906-current, 1916-04-08
Schools Reopen;
Think Epidemic
Somewhat Abated

The public schools of Hackensack
were re-opened Monday morning
with attendance up to normal. The
measles appears to be on the wane,
although nine cases were reported to
the Board of Health on Monday
morning, seven of which are in fam
lilies that have not had the disease
before.
1t is thought that the warmer and
dryer weather will eliminate a fur
Their spread, and the health officers
think that conditions have been i'm
proved.
Palisadian. [volume] (Cliffside Park, N.J.) 1906-current, 1916-04-08

1t is officially stated that the Ger
man cred Cross Dog League" which
began activities early in the war with
eight dogs, now has $500 in the field,
each with it's own trainer. 1t is
claimed that the lives of at least
5000 wounded men have been saved
by these dogs.
Palisadian. [volume] (Cliffside Park, N.J.) 1906-current, 1916-04-08
Hans LObcrt

Hans Lobert was
on his usual loafing
job at the Palisade
Junction one even
ing this week.
"Good evening,
Hans!" said the re-
porter.
"Vell, how you
ISIS myselluf ?" re-
piled the philoso-
pher.
81 see you are
still here" was sug-
Palisadian. [volume] (Cliffside Park, N.J.) 1906-current, 1916-04-08

1t is unlikely that there will be
any instruction in Constantinople.
There are now probably 10000 Aus
TRAN and German soldiers in the city,
and the Turkish control over affairs
is absolutely gone. The people are
said to be content with the German
police, who mete out at least rough
Justice, which is superior to the Otto
man brand.
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The Richmond Virginian. (Richmond, Va.) 1910-1920, 1916-02-26
BRITAIN MUST GIVE
| EXPLANATION Of SIS.
| CHINA OUTRAGE
tTakinS OF Passengers ON American
ship Bound From Neutral 10 an
American Port Held An indie
fensibie Procedure.

Washington, Feb. 25.-A demand
tor the Immediate release of the
khirty-eight passengers who were
kaken off the American steamer China,
BIZ the China Mail Steamship Line. by
British cruiser. was made on Great
Britain today by the State Depart
mont.
Although the State Department has
not yet received Official details" from
khs American consul at Shanghai, Ii
was decided in the instance TO de-
part from the usual custom Of waiting
untii the last word was in before
baking action.
The few facts In the possession of
the department show that the China
was two days out from Shanghai.
about ten days ago. when she was
btopped by a British cruiser. The
hirty-eight passengers, who. 1t is
thought are Germans, were transfer
red to the warship.
Calls for Explanation.
The protest framed by the State De-
partment calls for an explanation from
Great Britain from the impropriety
pf the removal of thirty-eight pas
Bengers from the vesesl.
This government stands on the
ground that no person may be take
by force from an American ship.
The fact that the China was bound
Tor SaE Francisco in itself is held to
be sufficient denial of the British
eontention that the passengers were en-
route to Germany,
This newest protest belongs to the
category of the many violations OF
he law of nations which nave called
forth other protests by this govern
enf. rhe State Department held in
the August Biepenhrink case. and
more recently IN the case of tho Ger
nan and Austrian subjects taken frop,
IN American slip on Porto Rico BIZ n
French cruiser. that such acts are in
befe nsible, and demanded the inn
mediate release of those prisoners
Matter OF Favor, Net of Right.
In both, these cases the release OF
The prisoners was agreed to. but so
Ear as the State Department has ever
announced, II was as matter Of favor
@ the United States and not in sub
mission to or acceptance OF the law
) laid down by the department
In the case OF the China II is under
fsod that this government Will Insist
bn y definite understanding with Great
Britain.