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The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1916-09-07
The Old Ago Sign
Double Crossed

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Produces the most beautiful shades from
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Will not rub or wash on and cannot he de-
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Get q Csc bottle from your dealer today, or
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The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1916-09-07
Why Deaf and Dumb
Are Never Sufferers
From Seasickness
By DIR. LEONARD KEENE H1RsHBERo.

known that the static sense. the ssnsas
ton OF equilibrium. rests In that plaza
Whenever any malady. injury or birth
ear. some kind Of dissiness occufK On
ne other hand. no matter how severe Q
disorder may affect the human form
divine, II II fails to interfere with the
even tenor OF these canals. no vertigo
How Lymph Acts. ..
Few persons may inherit or acquire
such UNACCEPTABLE serni- circular canals
that the constant sway and motion Of
an ocean steamer will disrupt the fixed
MUD relationship In this labyrinth. Even
the roll OF q street car or railroad train
may cause It. The upshot II ssasick.
ness. car sickness and other ''svertigi-
So important have these inner CO..
canals become In their association with
dissiness that some Of the leading medi-
cal coi'eges have created speciai depart.
ments where special tests are carried
Of this static sense. The principal un-
DERIVING these tests 10 10 find the con-
dition and the movement Of lymph in
the hollow half-pretsels. When the
%Sa nss:s' or In n,D. sss t S' g
the eyes occurs. vertigo 10 felt and the
individual feels like falling.
The way the lymph 10 set In motion 70
much the same as children do. .'spip
around and see how dizzy You feel"
The doctor gives the patient Q few
twists In a revolving stool The normal
effects are known and dsviations from
them give . diagnosis. When you are
thus spun TO the left. you first feel Il
and then you soon DO not know you are
turning because the lymph and fluid In
the east and west canal catches up.
When the spinning around 10 stopped.
the lymph continues to move and you
reel as " you are being whirled the
wrong way. though you are stock still.
Similar sensation OF falling In q hori-
zontal plane have to do with the hori.
sontal canals. The sensation in q rising
elevator or a rapid descent concerns
the perpendicular canals. The impulse
to throw yourself from Q high place. 70
supposed to be the pull Of gYavitation
upon the lymph in The canals.
Seasickness involves first one semi.
circular canal and then another. One
reason that purgatives help to prevent
seasickness Is that the excesse Of lymph
and fluid In the canals IL reduced to .
minimum.
Deaf and dumb people do not become
seasick, according to DR.. william Jones.
Animals otherwise easily made seasick
are unaffected when made deaf Small
children seldom become seasick because
the vestibule Of the ear 10 very small.
Sea sickness certainly seems to be due
to an ear condition.
Copyright. 1916. Newspaper Feature servtea.)
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1916-09-07
ACUTE and CHRONIC
RHEUMATISM

The exact cause Of rheumatism 10 IN.
known, though 10 10 generally believed
to be due to an excess Of uric acid In the
blood. IL may DO also said with equal
truth that no remedy has been found
which 10 o SPECIFIC In Gil cases. In fact
the literature OF rheumatism ahoWs that
there are but few drugs which have not
been given trial. In the hands Of ono
observer We ma that q certain drug has
been used with the utmost satisfact ton;
others have found the same remedy to
be great disappointment. All physi.
clans however sgIee that every method
Con e. 81 % r..Ss ehs psn
and quiet the nervous system and Or.
W. g. schuitse expresses the opinion OF
thousands OF practitionsrs when he says
preference over ali other remedies for
the relief Of the pain In all forms of rheu.
mstism. These tablets can DO purchased
passed In headaches, neuralgtas end ~
psin.- Ask Tor Ak Tablets, -Advt.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1916-09-07

\k7HI.. n, sssrs I is, ., FEW s.., s os
fashioned repartee, and
few actual converse tional-
lists left, the majority OF the men and
women in this fair land never venture
outside OF the old home lot when IL
comes to talk.
They cling to the same brand with
the tenacity OF a tobacco advertising
gentleman. Put them in a parior. or
Jail. and they will break out in time
with the ever inexhaustible line.
Women enjoy mostly, the recital Of
ancestral glories. The story OF the
illustrious family from which they
have sprung. II they fail to &c. over
on the other side OF the Atlantic and
land an aristocrat Of the drst water.
safe ana whole with his coat OF arms
in tho bargain. II Is only because the
other woman butts in and cheers for her
folks so noisily that she browns oil
competitors. Quite q few men and
young boys affect this style also.
Some women can talk about nothing
but their children. or what John
likes" When two Of these get to-
with the Joy Of comparing tn the matt init.
mate peculiarities of their own, A
difference in characteristics only eggs
them on; q difference In habits OF It'd
mess or promptness. only serves to
sions and predjudices.
They surely get no pleasure out Of
one another,s words. and since they
q htsf rtvv ~
tie song. It 10 hard to dissect the rea-
son for such talk at all. Yet II 10
marveiousiy popular.
Then. there's the person who al
ways pins you down on hot corner
tell you the dream had last night"
msYian abandon IN th the recital 81 of' the
movie she saw last niEht.
OF those who tell with loosened
many miles we went last night in the
little old car" etc. we will say little.
They are not even to be classed as
takers. They are monomsniacs.
How sweet to meet, after all. Is the
&nSly tri}s d, n.ss Of LIES S,S-
y. openly 6rayeiy saying; We'll,
you know any gossip!
The Deepest Hate Of All.
"A lot Of oeooie in the world
Are due a bit OF hate:
But some can qualify for more
Than others. To relate
Tho most intensive hate Of all
Is due-or so II seems
Unto the thieving, poachinR friend
Who steals your magazines!
THE CONDUCTOR.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1916-09-07

Miss Berneice Marshall, After
Eight Years Actual Work
With National Politics,
Thinks That Chances of
Women ling High
Federal Offices Are Slim.
Not Because the Women
Can't Have Them, BIT
Because They Won't
Want Them.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1916-09-07
By FLORENCE E. YoDER.

~ HD fondly imagined and terri
bic picture which those Cd.
posed to woman suffrage used
to paint. Of a disgusting loud
voiced woman. In trousers, with her
hair cut short. sitting In. the seat OF
the chief Executive at the White
House. will never be realised. At
least. not for so many years that by
the time such a happening occurs we
VIII have had time to become &C.
customed to the idea.
A woman political campaigner, who
has three times gone out on the
stump for q political party. 10 the
authority for such statement.
She is resting all Of her hopes on
that much talked about. despaired
Of. and yet still existing institution
the home.
Never Stayed At Home.
Miss Berneice Marshall has never
stayed at home much herself. Her
anti-suffrase mother and sister, and
her own rather coloriess views on
Suffrage did not prevent her from
stepping right out and doing what
she pleased. The result Is that today
she 10 one Of the est-informed wom-
en- as regards political affairs. and
besides knowing the labor question
from q to =. has . pretty good idea
as to what women will do and can
do In politics II they choose.
She holds herself up as an exam
pie of the influence one woman can
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~ laughingly as I came up the
n steps the same instant her small
son disappeared with a wave OF
his hand.
ALLEN Is SO amusing" she said: ne
has Just departed TO a party with the
announcement that he Is going to have
a good time. because he won't have any
OF the Cleaning up afterward.'
Don't you know that feeling? The
survey OF the wreckage ones guests Sc
renely leave? have taught Allen that
he must help me after he has enter
tanned his friends. and know that he
has vivid recollection OF what the
cleaning up the process entails"
And yet that H. part OF the duties Of
cheerful host" i agree, and I know
you think that the responsibilities OF the
mother should be shared by the child
who is giving the party"
certainly do answered Aliens
mother promptly. II think he enjoys
the party more, even II he knows that
chairs have to be put in place which
thoughtless guests have pulled about.
scraps Of paper picked up. and the task
party has disappeared attended to.
Saves Host Trouble.
But there Is another side to II: the
small host Is more apt to make con-
slderate guest, for he realizes the havoc
he can make and the trouble he Is to
the family kind enough to entertain
him. SO perhaps 1t works out evenly In
the long run.
Allen is an only child. do not like
to have other children in frequently. as
by himself. with the toys and games
which are absolutely his. naturally he Is
apt to seem selfish II he has never to
defer to the wishes OF other children
In regard to the use Of his own things.
THAT Is perhaps the most valuable
lesson being one Of family group OF
children teaches the members of II. the
having to take turns at certain pleas
has undisputed sway OF the playroom
most lacks -
when Aliens friends are here. I no.
tice that almost invariably the children
who give way most gracefully to the
demands Of another child. II those de-
mands are just. are children who have
, brothers and sisters"
Manners Not Only for Grown-Ups.
Too many children are taught consid-
Grafton for older people as part OF their
manners while their habits at play
with those Of their own age are unob-
served,
Aside from the pleasure which simple
parties give the children. there is an
element of help to mothers In them
which can be reokoned with too.
recommend them quite frequently
for the only child who Is inclined to be
selfish; and Notwithstanding Aliens re-
mark, I think that one OF the most val
liable things about them Is the cleaning
up, which tho child helps 20 do after
his little guests have departed.
Copyright, 1916. Laura clawson)
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1916-09-07
Satisfactory Shampoo.

here Is q splendid shampoo. warrant
cd to make the most oily hair beauti-
fully fluffy. and also to keep II from
falling out: One ounce Of CASTLE soap
powder. a Tablespoonful OF borax. one
ounce Of alcohol. the beaten yolk OF one
esq and pint Of warm water. Mix the
powdered ingredients first, add the al.
cohoi. then the beaten egg. and lastly
the water. Rug thoroughly into the
scalp with both hands and rinse the
hair 10 at least three waters.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1916-09-07
Clam Cocktail.

clans.
/ tablespoon of lemon Juice.
1 tablespoon of tomato catsup.
u teaspoon of salt.
drops Of tobasco sauce.
Dash of paprika.
Allow six clans per person; wash
and chill them; mix one tablespoon
Of lemon Juice. one tablespoon OF to-
mato catsup, one quarter teaspoon of
salt, Ave drops of tabasco sauce and a
dash or paprika for each serving ana
add clans TO II. Serve In glasses sur
rounded with shaved ice. or in grape
fruit cups.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1916-09-07
Vegetable Hints.

Strong navored vegetables. such as
onions. cabbage and turnips. should
be cooked uncovered.
All vegetables should go over the
hre in boiling water.
Fresh. succulent vegetables should
always be put to cook In sailed water.
Old vegetables that have become
somewhat tough should have the salt
added a few minutes before the cook
ing 10 finished.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1916-09-07
E TIMES DAILY MAGAZINE PAGE
No Danger of Having Women Presidents
Affirrns Woman Campagner in Politics

Women Will Purify Politics
and Then. Retire Fl m Ac-
tive Service to a Great
Extent" Says Miss Mar,
shall. She Thinks That
the Ties of Home and
Family Will Be Much
Stronger After Women
Have Helped "Clean up"
Affairs Which Now Con-
taminate and Destroy the
Home.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1916-09-07

politics" concluded Miss Marshall,
them men who 90 net want TO have
norance OF a great truth. And that
that a nation never rises above
the status OF Its women. For wom-
en- mean home. and the home IL the
germ OF the state.
II hope that our nation will giyc
ns women that for which they are
now working. When Il does there
VIII be little need for woman's gen
eral participation In public life. The
old picture Of. the trousered woman
President will never be realized
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1916-09-07
FdOOrite
Subjects
Of. Talk

Conversations Run In FlockS
AS a Slight and Superficial
Census of Pet Topics of
Our Friends and Ac-
quaintances Will lmmedi-
ately Disclose. After Read
Ing This, Check Up on
Your Own Friends. Any
New Trite Subject Accept
able for Publication.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1916-09-07
To Whiten Handkerchefs.

II the handkerchief are yellow the
reason Is that they have not been prop
erly washed. To overcome this yellow
color put the handkerchief in cold
water In which there is kerosene. about
ings OF a good laundry soap. Let the
handkerchiefs boil In this for about
three hours. Take them out. dry In the
sun. and they will be snowy white. This
treatment will apply to any linen or
white clothing,
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1916-09-07
Golden Jumbles.

v cup of butter.
n cup OF finely graduated sugar.
egg and l extra yolk.
Grated rind and Juice of VI orange
cups OF sifted flour.
\ teaspoon of salt.
2 teaspoons OF baking powder.
Beat the butter and sugar lightly
together. add the egg, then the orange
rind and juice. and lastly the dry In
gradients sifted together. Pass the bat
ter through a forcing bag. shaping into
rings or into the form of the letter s.;
sprinkle lightly win sugar and bake
eight to ten minutes In a moderate oven.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1916-09-07

band interested In politics. when she
knows absolutely nothing Of II her
self?
THE breach caused by politics in
the home Is wide-it takes the son
away from the mother at fourteen
or fifteen. and Il causes an i'm
pasable barrier between the heads
OF the family, Yet there is little or
at the disposal Of everyone. and a
just consideration. of the topics OF
the day is surely not going to make
any woman lack in 'femininity.
Women who do not know about
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1916-09-07
TN the Psychologists Of chiidhoc

I'm the physiologies OF childhood's
i unhappy hours. you were expect
i ed to learn and to remember what
happened to poor pigeon. DO you
recall the two pictures. one showing
q pigeon before its ear was opened.
and the other showing the semi-cir-
oular canals OF its head cut out!
These three semi-circular canals
shaped like half. pretzeIs. are placed
at right angles to each other. One
Is horizontal, one points east and west.
and the other points north and south.
Each one Is followed out and acts in
human and animal heads much as the
stablizer of an aeroplane does. They
keep men from falling, balance birds
and enable fsh to preserve their
equilibrium.
These three half-cirelc canals are
located behind the ear to prevent
siddiness. vertigoes. and loss of bal
s s: They are actually meters to
gravity-pulis.
Drs Levi: RR.her .na f snf H. e ions
or Philadelphia. make II plain that
even the dizziness OF high blood pres
sure. heart strain and kidney disease
are traceable indirectly to the vesti-
semi-circular stablizers. This indi-
Gates that In seasickness, vertigo. and
other kinds of dizziness the physioI-
ogy and the anatomy OF the e3r laby-
rinth Is more or less concerned.
What Investigation Proves.
Man lives In q large fashion upon two
score or more senses. such as muscle.
touch. heat. cold. pain. vision. hearing.
taste. hunger, smell and particularly
this sense of equilibrium and position In
space. A perfect balance such a. q
fagpole painter or a structural iron
worker maintains. II brought about by
harmony Of action between several
senses such as the muscle sense. sight
and this static sense which Is under
consideration. Interference. therefore
with any of this triad will bring to pass
some sort OF dizziness. The worst
types, however. are associated with d.
sease and deforrnity OF or accident To
the semi-circular pretzels In the ear
labyrinth. Dizziness, seasickness or
vertigo spells obstruction or disturban nee
OF the usual relations and sensations
which keep the human fluids balanced
against the force of gravitation and OF
life. q"
In 1880. Prof. Meniere. of Paris, was the
first definitely to associate one kind OF
| falling disease pr vertigo with the semi
circular canals. Since then 1t has been
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1916-09-07
German Tea Cakes.

1 cup of very fine flour.
I cup of milk. W.T.
Yolks of 6 eggs. we'll beaten.
1 scant cup Of sugar.
Whites of the 6 eggs, beaten stiff.
Mix In the order given.
Bake In small pans In a moderate
oven. These are very light and par
tfcularly good for children. Instead OF
milk use cream and they are the
daintiest you ever ate.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1916-09-07
Removing MildeW.

Mildew on garments is easily re-
moved. Wet the article with soft
water ru6o'ns IL well with N White
Place II on the grass In the sunshine
and be sure 10 keep II damp with soft
water, repeating the process the mex,
day,
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1916-09-07

have even II she never votes. which
she hasn't.
Yet she does not behttle the power
OF the ballot, nor the necessity for
its extension to women.
Won't Want Presidency.
Miss Marshall" spoke this week
to the members OF the Woman's
National Republican Committee. at
the New willard. There she point
ed out the necessity of teaching
women moro about politics. BUSH
ness, and labor conditions. Her
argument is that II women learn
more about the outside world. and
through clubs, or other organiza-
lions. or through the ballot. bring
about those changes which are
necessary to the further contain
ment of the home. they will not
want the Presidency!
governed. win be enough Of an at
traction for women" said Miss
Marshall when asked for a few
general ideas on women and pol
tiles.
once real changes are made In
laws which govern human beings.
ana ACTUAL cures inbtehu VI pdIild-
tive treatment accorded them. Just
so soon will women be satisfied
with what they have done with
the ballot.
Will Purify Politics.
''w6men will purify politics to a
large degree. and having done 30.
will 70 no further. The desire to sit
In high places and hold office IL not
inherent In the woman. as II 10 in the
man. They are not accustomed to
the idea itself. And until they are,
they will not hold many prominent
public offices. OF course there are
q few women who will probably
achieve prominence. but the great
mass will stay at home and keep
house and have babies much after
the same style OF hundreds of years
ago.
Teach Girls Politics.
Girls should be taught politics In
the schools. They should know as
much about civic conditions as their
brothers and fathers. How Is the
mother to keep In any sort of COM
panionable relationship with a hus-
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1916-09-07
The Deepest Hate Of All.
RECIPES
Stuffed Leg Of Mutton.

cup of breadcrumbs.
u cup of chopped boiled ham.
tablespoons of melted butter.
I onion.
Salt and pepper. ,...-.....,
= n lemon. w. r
I bayleaf. ilsI, -
peppercorns.
Leg of mutton.
When the leg is from an old animal
boiling will give better results than
roasting. Have bone removed and
stun cavity with following mixture
Mix one cupful of breadcrumbs with
one-half cup of chopped boiled ham.
two tablespoons of melted butter and
one onion. chopped and previously
Drowned in fat; season with salt and
pepper. Sew opening together and
wrap in piece of cheesecloth; place
in a kettle of boiling sailed water to
which one-half of lemon. one bay
leaf and six pepper corns have been
added. Cook until tender-two to
three hours.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1916-09-07
Giblet Sandwich.

II there are chicken siblets left over
grind them to a coarse paste with .
meat chopper and season with mayon-
naise. Spread between buttered whole
wheat bread for unusual and delicious
sandwiches.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1916-09-07

When we have one fact found us,
we are very apt to supply the next
out Of our own imagination
Holmes.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1916-09-07
Times Pattern Service

A MODEL of charming SIM
IA plicity, cut in one from
the shoulder to the lower edge.
The fronts may roll open at the
neck If desired. A turnover
collar in contrasting goods and
silk ribbon ties have all the trim
ming honors. The wide belt of
material at lowered waistline
and fastening at the side with a
button, has pocket place in
each half of the front section.
Good for serge, the wool mix
lures, tweeds, checks and the
like.
The pattern is cut in sizes IA
to 20 years.
To make in size t6 will require
4A yards 36-inch material, ID
yard 18-inch goods for the col
lar, and IS yard of ribbon.
To obtain this pattern fill out the
coupon and enclose 10 cents in
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Che delivery Of all patterns sent
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The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1916-09-07
What Women
Are Doing

DoRTY per cent OF the voters regis
X tered for the primary election In
Anaconda. Mont. this month are
women.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1916-09-07

The National Association Opposed to
Woman Suffrage announced last week
through its president, Mrs. Arthur NJ.
Dodge, that II was out to obtain tho
election Of all candidates ''blacklisted"
by the suffragists,
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1916-09-07

Tho only road to happiness 10 via
the Love Route; but most men in
sist so strenuously on a stop over
ticket with privileges for all the
little stde- excursions that they never
reach their destination.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1916-09-07

Miss Mary oConnor Higgins. of New
Kent' Va. has Just won a scholarship
from the University. Of New York in It's
law department. being the successful
contestant out Of a class Of eighty men
and women,
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1916-09-07

Mrs. Frances T. Axteli, Progressive
candidate for Congress, has quit the
chairmanship OF the Women's party to
stump washington State for Woodrow
Wilson. -.....- - .-'--