French Broad hustler. [volume] (Hendersonville, N.C.) 1916-1919, 1916-09-21
M [VBANK SAYS HE'S
Fl THROUGH BUYING BUNK
s,,s to Set Anybody up as a Stock
broker for Life and Tell Him
How to Do 1t.

Editor Hustler ooo4,nu =,
the Suckers Association of Hen
Asses III is about due to convene
derson - r. he hoped that there will
and II Ell house at the convention.
be d and holders of Bull Frog Com
OWL timing stock, Seminole Secur1-
stoch uandersonville Auditorium, Park
ties, nIspment. Hendersonville Inter
upndersOnville Lake and other
urDanbt iab Grade stocks are all mem
SUCH ~ GOOD standing! There are
DeIS hboldprs of high grade securities
QUE .sfno stocks in enterprises of
posS rocent exploitation who ought to
no!S titIod 10 register. but The Asses
Dc acI,nrs Association is an exceeding
a. a. Exclusive organization and to take
~ onr more territory" by permitting
III nnon,hprsh'ps from these common and
I INTENSIVE limitations of the "Old
aadLItoh1ns" would cheaper the Associ-
h Iin,, and let the bars down to the
"common hcrd!"
prt .thcie is nothing like the exclu=
.rnross Of the excluded" and if there
s~"onvth:rc that exceeds the pride of
Il, nSrrprship feIt by the happy holder of
U"ar-corner Of Bull Frog Comstock
nor1ifca -es. its the loud and fambouy-
ont claim Of the numberless holders
NJ &C, c." stock who KNOW" their
Yioin 10 superior investments is sure
" Established BY the exhibition of a
5S = stock certificates embellish-
cd with lie engraving OF the statute of
t5stice and marked par value $50"
DIT never mind the conflicting claims
10 superior ex~clusiveness by these
r;ral voluntary % associations. The
r,nrn fact that the H. A. & A. S. crowd
hos nerempted the only name worthy
ne on organization with so many re-
cnjpndent achievements to it's credit,
is hv no means proof that the &c. c."
unfit has not got as much room for
acoustics under the hat-band as the
other aggregation! What is import
ant however. is that the H. A. & A. S.
is Kidding for a new issue and it mat
tprs not whether it will be CONSOLIDATE
pa Pc Hole or Portable Well, Limi-
ted the whole issue will be promptly
Observation-Disclosures be damned!
In . EighIv entertaining speech made
hr ,Tndep Fwarr not long ago in a
ne;gfhcrfnc town he said THE people
If HerHers0nvilIe WILL spend their
money. they have their cars and no
b0dv IN Ee~nders0nyille rides in or
Won rJa n 3 FOrdD and other ex-
p~ensfre Injuries and prosperity is
ram-an5."
S. We must spend our money
wlv r-r Gamble a little and quit
irvss ing in gold brick" cinches!
For one 7 am willing TO bet all I can
borro- on my Bull Freq Comstock
and C-har "~sure-thing'' investments
made cs The A. & s. Exchange, pro
bono Hs05ersonville, that we can get
more out Of a Jack pot" lost % Oh
The u~1-Fa7n Of our roads, the building
Of 2 g7Jt links or the construction OF q
furniture plant. etc, than We can gel
Ct. as dr7-os Of tv.O-for-fve-cents con
tNbutfons 10 adventurers who want TIC
a0erd The summer in the mountain al
or eTnoure.
Personally ! have bought the las'
"5u~E' hat ] am going to buy andii
anvhrdv wants to invest in a beautiful
assortment Of The best work Of the en-
e~ra.cr's art extant. and bearing the
prin107 ~sruTance that the par | Is
rhara =. him coma around to my place
Of business with a ~hay-baler any time
bcweeo $3.50 q. n. and $50 p. m. anC
II SET him IN in business as a stool
broker for life and tell him how tt
do II. E. W. EWBANK.