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Norwich bulletin., 1916-11-18
HUMOR OF THE DAY

Visitor-I suppose Scribbs, the poet is the best posted man in the club,
 Member-Well, I wouldn't say best but most.-Judge.
 Why is Benson always looking fer trouble?"
 That's his business. He's a crim- inal lawyer."-Boston Transcript.
 Mrs. Andrews-Has Mrs. Tompkyns any intellectual life?
 MT. Andrews-WeIl, if she has she conducts it surreptitiously in the ab- sence of her husband.-Life.
 Whats this jargon about the dog show-this wool, woof and bow wow?''
 Brief interviews with the prize winners, that's an."-Pittsburgh Post.
 Minnie-So sorry to hear of your motor accident!
 Lionel-Oh. thanksl It's nothing. Expect to live through many more.
 Minnie-Oh, but I hope not.-Cin- cinnati Commercial Tribune. How does Bligins get the reputa- tion of being such a clever man? He's always getting into some new kind of trouble.''
 Yes. Where he shows his clever ness is by getting out again."-Wash- ington Star.
 Your husband is quite a trial
 'Yes, but his shortcomings are use full in a way. After viewing him at close range our cook says she would never risk getting married. And we'd hate to lose her, that's fact."--Izan- sas City Journal
 How can I get to E1ubdub's fish nlarket?"
 Follow your nose"
 Follow my nose? Now that seems indefinite advice to give man."
 Tt is all right when hunting for fish market. Courier Jour nal.
 Grace (sobing)-You don't love me! I know you don't.
 George-Why, darling, what makes you say that?
 Grace-Because you are not jealous. Maude Mumms has been married near ly a year and her husbands so jealous he has shot at her twice and tried to kill himself three tines.-Puck.
Norwich bulletin., 1916-11-18
What to Do When
 Backoche Comes on

"Fo1ey Kidney Pills have done me more good than S15o.oo worth of other medicine" writes Chas. :. Fox Of Him. god, N. E.
 When backache comes on, and it seema as if you can't stand the pain and pres- sure in the small of your back and sides, do not feel that you must continue to suffer, but get bottle of Foley Kidney Pills and begin taking them. They usually help from the very first doses.
 It Is worth good deal to you to know that Foley Kidney Pills give you just what your system needs to repair the weak sick kidneys. It is their inability to do their work properly that causes your pain and misery. Foley Kidney Pills lend to middle-aged and elderly people the spryness and elasticity of youth. They take away the cause of backache, stiff and aching joints, rheu- matic pains and annoying bladder and urinary troubles. Try them today. 'e
Norwich bulletin., 1916-11-18
DAVIS THEATRE.
Four Shows Today, at 1.3o, 3.15, and 8.i5-keith Vaudeville and Triangle
 Plays. LE .-

There will be four shows at the Davis today and this will be your last chance to see tEe excellent bill of Keith vaudeville and Triangle photo plays that has been attracting big crowds the past two days The fea- ture attraction is the pig singing pro- duction called Camping in the Rockies beautiful act, with five people, spe- cial scenery and novel lighting ef- fects. The second act is Neal, Seigal and Franklin, three people, in a nov city musica, skit called Three in One They sing and dance, besides keeping everyone in laughs with their comedy The third act is Amy Lesses, a dainty singing eomedienne, who plcases with her songs and magnetic personality.
 In the photuplays the feature is Will fred Lucas, in The Rummy. a five part Grihth production. This is story of newspaper activity, reform politics and the underworld, tinctured with a few original touches and characterizations that make 1t truly distinctive. The plot involves the jealous efforts of a reporter who tries to expose a crooked political ring.
 To complete the show there is a funny two reel Keystone corrady call sd A Tugboat Romance, featuring Chester Conklin. Matinee today al l.30 and 3.15. Evening at and SIS Note the time. of the evening perform Rnces.
Norwich bulletin., 1916-11-18
ANNOUNCEMENTS
AT THE AUDITORIUM.
Boots and Saddles, Special Feature, and Actual Pictures of the Deutseh- land in New London.


 A. big special picture bill has been booked for next Monday, Tuesday and Wednesday. when the Hearst Weekly Pictorial will show several hundred feet of the much talked of submersible Deutschland at her pier in New Lon- don, and the supreme picture feature in i've reels, Boots and Saddles, an adaptation from the play of the same name by Eugene Walters, with R. Henry Grey as the star.
 This play comes in five excellent acts and should not be confused with the book Boots and Saddles, which was written many years ago by Mrs George A. Custer, Civil war hero and commander of the iil-fated Seventh cavalry at the Little Big Horn, faInil- iarly known as Clusters massacre.
 Boots and Saddles Is a perfect riot of intrigue, adventure. love, disap- pointment, treachery, heroism, courage, long suffering, swift action, brilliant dramatics. retribution and love tri- umphant.
 The story is too complicated to treat in a brief synopsis, but when screened will show commercial photo- craft at its best and will present a western military drama q bit different from the old brand.
 Tn support of Mir. Grey, B. s. Mess who stands sponsor for this photo drama, has secured the services of a cast of seasoned screen players headed by Lillian West and Gordon Sackvilie.
 Thursday night of next week will be prize night, and a half barrel of Rex flour will be the first prize to be given away absolutely free. There will be eight other prizes. namely, one 25- pound bag of Rex four for the holder of the next eight lucky numbers. The prizes are now on exhibition in the window of R. F. Smiths grocery store on Franklin square.
Norwich bulletin., 1916-11-18
Y. M. c. A. Men's Meeting.

A pleasant and profitahle hour awaits the men of Norwich Sunday, at 3.30 p. m, in the large store of Thayer building under the auspices of the Y. M. C.. A.
 The speaker of the occasion, Rev H J. WyckoR has chosen a rather unique subject. vis.: 'Sixes and Sew ems" and the address promises to be of real interest to men.
 Mr. Hugn Kinder has consented to render two selections, and Swahn's orchestra win contribute its share to the pleasure and success of the meet ing.
 These meetings are full of life and interest and close promptly at 4.30 o'clock. All men are most cordially invited.
Norwich bulletin., 1916-11-18

At the Church of the Good Shep- herd, UniVersalist, Rev. Joseph F, Cobb will preaGaAon 4the subject. One God for Christian and Non Christian People. There will De Sunday school at noon and a '. P. C. U. service at 6.16. The subject will be The In- fuence Of Religion Upon Art.
Norwich bulletin., 1916-11-18
AUoT ON

FRANK K. NOTES {.
Norwich bulletin., 1916-11-18
HOW NICE 'TwoULD BE.

How nice 'twould be if knowledge
 grew On bushes as the berries do; Then we would plant our spelling seed And gather all the words we need. And sums from off our slates we'd
 wipe And wait for figures to be ripe And go into the fields and pick Whole bushels of arithmetic. Or. if we wish to learn Chinese. We'd just go out ani shake the treeS And grammar then in all our towns Would grow with proper verbs and
 nouns And in the garden there would be Great punches of geography, And all the passers by would stop And marvel at the knowledge crop.
 Toronto Presbyterian,
Norwich bulletin., 1916-11-18

.-.. .. MONDAY, NOV. 20. 1916.
 ,,a,. at 1 o'clock p. m,
 at my farm, known as the George Davis farm s:tuateI about one mile south of Hampton village, on the road to Howard Valley, my entire stock of cattle. These cattle are thoroughbred Ayrshires, high grade Ayrshires, Dur hams and jerseys.
 There is a thoroughbred Ayrshire bull. one of the best to be found in the state. good breeder. kind and gentle and in good beef: 6 cows. new nilch with calf by. side, , coming in; 3 two year old heifers, bred 70 said bull, not yet bred. yearling heifers and l yearling Durham steer
 Pedigrees ard particulars regarding pedigrees shown at time of sale. These cattle are qualified to enter any show ring in state many have taken first prize at Windham county fairs.
 One chestnut horse. eight years old, weight 1o50. will also be sold; flea bitten gray, 12 years old, sound as bull jet, work any spot or place, best road horse in Windham county.
 Reason for sale, other business de- mands im1n nedlate' attention. Positive sale, rain or shine. Terms cash, un- less other arrangements are made
 GEORGE E. NICHOLS.
Norwich bulletin., 1916-11-18
REAL opPoRruN1TIEs.

Mo- 1-Tbree apartment house. al latest Improvements, best location fl city, good investment.
 No. 2-Colouia1 nine-room house. 1T the most select residential section ot the city. all letest improvements. No. 3-One nine-room house on Lau- rel Hill Ave, latest Improvements electricity. gas, hot air furnace, bath hot and cold water.
 No. 4-Business opportunity in a country village about 20 miles from Norwich, general store full stocked with a general merchandise. as gro cerieS. dry goods. etc. can be bought at a bargain: re&Son for selling, owner has other business in city.
 .. SIEGEI.,
 Real Estate aHd Insurance.
 
 Norwich. Conn. Tel. 321-4.
Norwich bulletin., 1916-11-18

Tyrone Power, who, despite the oppor- tunity the part offers for overacting, handles 1t in a way which only a Power could handle ir. His work all through the picture Is excellent, and it is too bad that he is so seldom seen in moving pictures, for we could well afford to view his york oftener on the screen.
 Specially arranged music will be played by the Davis concert orchestra. Prices at all performances, 25c and soc.
Norwich bulletin., 1916-11-18

At the Preston City Baptist church Rev. Jesse F. Smith of Hartford, re- turned missionary from India, will oc- cupy the pulpit in the morning. 4 musical lecture will be given on Thursday evening, Nov. 23, by Arthur T. Brooks. in the interest of the Jud- son Memorial Fund. An offering will be taken.
Norwich bulletin., 1916-11-18

TO RENT - Seven room apartmen with bath, steam heat, cleo tricity, gas garden and fruit trees; me loca4ily; Address Box Al, Bulletin Ofnce! noV1oo
Norwich bulletin., 1916-11-18
Auctioneer
\. TINKER ........ A
 AUCTION.

I will sell at public auction at my residence, near Montville Center.
 TUESDAY, NOV. FIST. 1916,
 at 10 o'clock m.,
 the following property: Crockery and different kinds, 1 cherry table, 1 cherry bureau, 1 safe, several camphorwood chests, and other chests. bedding, 2 old fashioned counterpanes, 1 wood-wheel- Tor set, sofa, large rocker, small chairs, curtains, vases. and many fancy articles. and other things too mum erous to mention, If stormy, the next fair week day following. Terms cash.
 JULIA R. DOUGLASS.
Norwich bulletin., 1916-11-18
FOR SALE

FOR SALE-Cheviot and Shropshire sheep and rams. George A. Kahn. Tel Leb. nOy1STuThS
Norwich bulletin., 1916-11-18
TUESDAY. NOV. 21. 1916, nf 6 O'rlOck R. m. kharn.

in F2eter society.
 TUESDAY. NOV. 21. 1916,
 at o'clock a. m. sharp.
 the following described property: Three cows, good two year old heifers, viz, 1 Holstein with calf by side. l high grade Jersey. rev milch, the ether to freshen later, horse. two-horse team wagon. dump cart, l. two horse sled, Dearing moving machine. l hay tedder horserake, l drag rake, 2 Syracuse blows, ! furrowing blow, l hinge harrow, l HaIl3ck weeder. cul- tivator l OK shovel. chains, steel bars. shovels hoes, forks, potato hooks. l flaming mill. l corn shener 1 grain cradle, scytaes and snaths set tackles, Fair 800 pound balances. cross cut saws and some carpenters tools, 1 two seated business wa Ggon, 1 two seated carriage. l Rabcock side spring buggy. 1 sleigh, 1 wheelbarrow,, l grindstone, 1 pair team harness. l pair light harness. light harness. 1 Buck ley ice plow, breaker, ice tongs and picks, 6-can c~eamer. crea ner cans, incubator, 1 Cvphers brooder, i parler coal stove, chairs, carpets, end other articles too numerous to mention. Terms or sale. cash. The place is also for sale at private sale. If said day proves stormy, sale next fair week day following.
 Lebanon, Conn. Nov. Sth. 1916.
 ALBERT G. KNEELAND.
Norwich bulletin., 1916-11-18
A TIMELY SERMON
 AT CENTRAL BAPTIST
Practical Sunday Evening Theme by
 pr. Siocum.

Is the world evolving a new patriot ism7 Is Jesus idea of an interna- tional brotherhood taking hold of the imaginations and desires of a large number of people? Is the old idea of patriotism good enough? Is there something for us to do in bringing a better day7 These and other ques- tions will get into Dr. Slocum's Sum day evening sermon at the Central Baptist
Norwich bulletin., 1916-11-18

FOR RENT--Five-room cottage, i've Spicer Laurel Hill. noV1ld
Norwich bulletin., 1916-11-18

TO RENT-Tenemept 61 Otis St. h. quire F. F. Bray, 23l Central Ave.
Norwich bulletin., 1916-11-18

TO RENT-Store 322 Laurel Hill
 Ave- suitable for grocery or market; rent low. Apply tu M. k. Waters, lVS rSrOadWSy, nOVfQ
Norwich bulletin., 1916-11-18
WANTED

WANTED-Woman or girl to do n1onseWosk; go home nights. Apply 8S ochooI St. nov1Sd
Norwich bulletin., 1916-11-18

TO RENT-Four room tenement at 47 Beech St. nOVlou
Norwich bulletin., 1916-11-18
EXCHANGE

miles out on state road, 3s acres land, 10 ro0m house, with bath, hot and cold water, etc Splendid barns, 8 poultry houses. Buildings cost $12,000. Will exchange for good income property. Particulars TRYON'S AGENCY. Viii lirnantic, Conn.
Norwich bulletin., 1916-11-18

INVENT somethng; 1t may bring wealth; free book tells what to invent and how to obtain a patent through our credit system. Waters & O., suc- ceeded by Talbert X Parker, 4223 War der BIdg., Washington, D. c.
Norwich bulletin., 1916-11-18
FoR sALE
FOR SALE

The Manyarins Stables on Asylum, St Eorwich. Excellent location Tor stable or other business
 Also an undivided interest aS recent ly owned by John Manwaring, Jr, Tn the Manwaring property In. Montville. consisting .of the Manwartng home stead, Raymond farm and the Way place.
 AMOS A. BROWNING. sepessTu Receiver.
Norwich bulletin., 1916-11-18

At the Federated church. Rev. Ar thur w. Burdon. pastor. there will be morning service with sermon by the pastor. The subject win be Tho Men on the Wall. There will be a session of the Sunday school at noon, and Junior Christian Endeavor meeting at 3 p. m. The Christian Endeavor will meet at e.30 and there will be an ev- ening service. The theme for the ev- ening will be Aristocrats. There will be a service of song preceding the preaching, with a Gospel solo. The new heater is installed. and all are assured of a warm church, with a very warm welcome extended to all who worship there.
Norwich bulletin., 1916-11-18
What l. Going On Tonight

g,vAudSvfffa and Moving Pictures at Auditorium Theatre.
 Motion Pictures at Breed Theatre.
Norwich bulletin., 1916-11-18
FOR SALE
 Several Desirable BUILDING LOTS

Greene Ave. and Cedar St.
 For particulars and prices address or call on H. n. GALLUP Norwich.
Norwich bulletin., 1916-11-18
STORE TO RENT

About 20 to 25 feet, at 63 Franklin Street, suitable for almost any kind of business, at a reasonable price. in- quire at Bulletin Office.
Norwich bulletin., 1916-11-18

ColIinsviIle-The ssuffragan bishop, B. c. Acheson, of Middietown, will be at Trinity church on Sunday afternoon at o'clock. Confirmation service win be held.
Norwich bulletin., 1916-11-18

At the Gospel Mission meetings ar held morning. afternoon and evening in the Steiner building.
Norwich bulletin., 1916-11-18

Rev. F. j. Bohanan of St. Andrews Episcopal church will conduct the ser vice at the Shelterina Arms.
Norwich bulletin., 1916-11-18

At the Christian Science Reading room in the Thayer building the sub ject for study will be Soul and Body.
Norwich bulletin., 1916-11-18

At the Broadway Congregations church the pastor will preach in thu morning and at the five o'clock ser vice.
Norwich bulletin., 1916-11-18

At Grace church, Yantie, Rev. J. W.
 Areson, rector, there will be morning
 prayer and sermon, Sunday school at noon and evening prayer and sermon at 5.
Norwich bulletin., 1916-11-18

ped with a spring that all the material collected is quickly emptied by back stroke.
Norwich bulletin., 1916-11-18

THERE Is no. advertising medium In Nagtern Connecticut eas.a1 to The Bull. leftn for business results. s.st s.ss :.
Norwich bulletin., 1916-11-18

A weed burner to clear the roadbed of railroad in North Dakota uses gasoline for fuel and is mounted on a low truck that is pushed in front of a locomotive. -
Norwich bulletin., 1916-11-18

At Park church, Rev. s. H. Howe, D. D., pastor, there will be a service in the morning and vesper service at 4.30. The Mems Bible class meets at noon.
Norwich bulletin., 1916-11-18

There will be preaching morning and evening at the Norwich Town M E. church.
Norwich bulletin., 1916-11-18

At the First Baptist church. George Henry Strouse minister, the pastor will preach a special sermon to the members of the Sunday school who will attend. There will be Sunday school at noon and a. meeting of the B. Y. P. U. at 6.S0. At the evening service Rev. Frank Smith will give an address on his work in Burma
Norwich bulletin., 1916-11-18

An Engiishman has invented a cover for hatchways on vessels that operates on the principle of rolltop desk.
Norwich bulletin., 1916-11-18

At the TaftviIIs Congregational church the morning subject will be Building Without God, and the even- ing subject, Religious Work in India, illustrated by the stereopticon.
Norwich bulletin., 1916-11-18

At the GreenevilIe Congregational church, Sunday morning, the pastor
 will preach on The Greater Works of
 the Believer. The Sunday school will meet at noon. The Young Peoples service will be held at D. m. Topic will be Christ in His Youth.
Norwich bulletin., 1916-11-18

At Mt. Calvary Baptist church, Be Careful will be the subject at the subject.
Norwich bulletin., 1916-11-18

At Christ church there will be holy communion at-9.30. morning prayer and reading of The Pastoral Letter of House of Bishop at 10.30. a session of the Sunday school at noon and even ing prayer and address at 7.30.
Norwich bulletin., 1916-11-18

In the following sentence there afe all the letters of the English alpha-
 bet: Pack my box with five dozen liquor jugs"
Norwich bulletin., 1916-11-18

At the Central Baptist church, the pastor, Rev. Joel B. Slocum, D. D., will preach at both hours. In the morning his subject will be Pupils in the School of Christ. In the evening he will discuss The New Idea in Patriot ism. The City Bible Class for Men and the Sunday school will meet at noon. The young peoples meeting will be held at 6.30 p. m.
 At the Second conqreaationaI church there will be morning wor- ship, with sermons on Are You Doing
Norwich bulletin., 1916-11-18

Chariots worked on the principle of the taximeter are said to have been used in China in the fourth century.
Norwich bulletin., 1916-11-18

The HelIness Mission meets at g Main street.
Norwich bulletin., 1916-11-18

An American egg preserving plant has been established in China and Is handling 100000 eggs daily.
Norwich bulletin., 1916-11-18

The Associated Bible Students hold services in w. c. T. U. hail. 35 She tucket street. There will be Bible study Sunday morning. The topic will be The Separation of the Wheat From the Fares.
Norwich bulletin., 1916-11-18

ITO RENT-Four room aat 52 Union St: gas. electricity, tubs, toilet. Fur mace; SIP. F. b. Donohue, Central B1ds.
Norwich bulletin., 1916-11-18

Apparatus has been invented to per- init a man about to undergo a sur gical operation to administer his own anaeSthetlc.
Norwich bulletin., 1916-11-18

I will sell at Public Auction at my place, located two miles west from LebanCn Center. on the Colchester road, in Exeter Society.
Norwich bulletin., 1916-11-18

At Trinity M. E. church, Rev. F. w. Coleman, pastor. the morning subject will be Faith. Hope and Comfort Through Vision of the Christ. At noon the mems class will meet for the discussion of ,religiouS subjects. The evening subject will vbe The Policy of Mind Your Own Business and It's Consequences.
Norwich bulletin., 1916-11-18
TO RENT

TAxICAB for hire; long or short distances Phone S19. F. A. Dolpeare.
Norwich bulletin., 1916-11-18

At the Baltic Methodist Episcopal church, the pastor, Rev. Charles Smith will preach morning and evening. Rev. MT. Smith will also preach at the Versailles church at 12.30 D. m.
Norwich bulletin., 1916-11-18

THERE Is no advertising medium in Eastern Connecticut equal to The Bul- ietin for business results.
Norwich bulletin., 1916-11-18

German iron founders are tryins to increase the use of furnace slag in place of gravel and rushed stone in concrete.
Norwich bulletin., 1916-11-18
THE KALEIDOSCOPE

Recently patented hairpins resem- ble tongs in form and method of oper- ation.
Norwich bulletin., 1916-11-18

At the Spiritual Academy, Park street, Mrs. May Pepper Vanderbilt of Brooklyn, N. Y, noted psychic and speaker, will give psychic messages and clairvoyant readings morning and evening.
Norwich bulletin., 1916-11-18

TO RENT-Steam heated flat of SIX rooms on Mapie St Inquire 10 Main St Phone 1345-4. noV1so
Norwich bulletin., 1916-11-18

ht Grace Memorial Baptist church there will be preaching morning and evening by the pastor, Rev. R. E. Har- ris. The morning subject will be The Message to the Seven Churches. In the evening there will be mis- sionary sermon. There will be Sun day school at noon.
Norwich bulletin., 1916-11-18

At the Mckinley Ave. A. M. E. zior church, Rev. E. George Riddle, pas. tor, there will be preaching in tn, morning; Sunday school at noon Union Lyceum meeting at 4 o'cloci and prayer service in the evenin5 with Miss Clarabel Wood leader. Ther, will be preaching by the pastor at p. m. His subject will be The Indiffer enee of the Church to the Crime O Disfranchisement
Norwich bulletin., 1916-11-18

Your Bit? and Too Proud to Fight. Sunday school will be held at noon and there will be a young peoples meeting at 6.a0 o'clock. There will mon on Living in the Sun. The min- ister will preach morning and evening.
Norwich bulletin., 1916-11-18

Siam has resumed the cultivation of cotton. once leading industry in that country.
Norwich bulletin., 1916-11-18

Cracked eggs can be boiled safely by placing a little vinegar in the wa ter
Norwich bulletin., 1916-11-18
-Auctioneer
AUCTION
MONDAY, NOV. 20. 191e.
 ., at 1 o'clock D. ni.

will sell at Public Auction to :he
Norwich bulletin., 1916-11-18

FOR RENT-House of ten rooms at No. 54eW Washington St.; all cons nseniences and steam heat. Inquire Of Isaac Jones, Insurance and Real Estate Agent, Richarus Building. sl Main St'
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