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Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1916-10-12
MOULD LIFT OAR AGAINST
WOMEN AS DELEGATE

y resolution drafted to-day by Rob-
~"-, H. Gardiner. Of Gardincc. Maine. to
&c presented Ia tho general convention,
swuiild lit; the bar against women sit
= ting as delegates on the floor OF the
Z convention. providing they arc reGu-
, lnrly chosen by their doceScs OF mis-
Sionary districts.
The procession ~ ecclcsiastics was
Tod by the combined choirs Of the ST.
Louis EpiscOpal churches.
IT was announced that an "ffor,
would be made in the house Of bishops
tn pass a resolution opening this years
sessions to tho press.
10 delegates TO tho convention an
nounccd that simultaneously with the
general sessions. tent meetings will he
held. At which members Of III" church
Will speak on topics bearing on social
Service.
~, The opening session began with the
morning prayer service OF thu Epis-
copal ritual The anthems were sung
lay tho masscd choirs OF -, Louis un-
der the direction of Charles Galloway.
nf ST. Louis held q, Christ Church
Cathedral.
This service was conducted by Bishop
Tuttle, assisted by Right Rev. IInyschc
Wolcou icatman- BieGs. Bishop OF
Worcester. England, and by Arch
bishop George Thorncloe, of !AlGcma.
Ontario, II fraternal delegate from the
Episcopal Church of Canada
In the administration of tn" Com
muniun. Bishop futile was assisted by
ihc Bishop Of Worcester. Bishop H. II.
montgomery. secretary or tho Society
for tho 0paSation OF the Cospe! OF
n" Church OF England: Bishop David
Williams. OF Huron. Ontario: Bishop
tortinndt Whitehead. of Pittshurgh
BISHOP Boyd Vincent. of Southern Ohio
ana bishop Ethclbert Talbot. OF Bcthlc-
HON. Pa.
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1916-10-12
lEP|sCOPAL CONVENTION
IN SESSION At ST. LOUIS
DIR. Mann Is Reelected President
House OF Deputies; Bishop GailOr
49,. Chairman House Of Bishops.
INTERESTED IN WORLDS SERIES
DR.. McNnughton Describes Conditions
OF Armenian Christians In Turkey,
and Paul ShiInmOn Tells OF Turk
ish Atrocities.


ST. LOUIS. October li.--Arrayed in
= rich ecclesiastical robes. the bishops Of
the Protestant Episcopal Church
marched into Moolah Temple here to-
day as Il prclud" to The opening session
OF the forty-fpurth trienniai convcn-
ton of tho church. Thousands OF
spectators witnessed the pageant,
To-day's session was one ef orEani-
cation. Rev. Alexander Mann. n. D.. OF
Boston. Mass. was reelected president
az the house Of deputies. lie was OPP
posed by the Rev. James T. Freeman.
of Minneapolis. Mimi.
The vote was 3t3 to l03. Later the
election was made unanimous.
Or. Mann was nvst elected prcsiden I
of tho house Of deputies al the con-
vantion III Newark in 1919.
The Right Rev. Thomas +. Gailor, OF
Memphis. bishop OF Tennessee. was
elected chairman OF the house Of
bishops.
The Rev. samuel Hart. of Middle
town. Conn. and the Rev. Henry Ans
lice. of New York. were elected score,
tarics OF tho house OF bishops and
honsc ut deputies. respectively. The
l;cv. James 6. Glass. of Admission. Ala.
Mas elected an assistant to Mr.. .\nstice.
MOULD LIFT OAR AGAINST
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1916-10-12

REDEKICKSRrRG, VA. October
ll.r-Mrs NJ. l.. Young. widow Of ". L.
Young. d!cd yesterday at the home Of
her son. y" \. You!H. in Caroline
County. She is survived by iii, cc
daughters and two sous
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1916-10-12
ncNAl CLIFTON DESCRIBES
CONDITIONS ~ TURKEY

DIR. James A,,%,,-i,on 1i,
Mi,vni:, lIirn Schon, rn,s,a,:,,.
., -,
IN ,,,i,,a "e"
g., rn,,, ~ ~ .'', i''"'i NhT ANS
80 '''" p''s'hS me HtFkeS'
'"sc III '"''S'!"" history ana sia that
more 'hah i'p'o''"" native Christians in
ASia Minor arc facing death from star
Nation ana exposure.
Before The war. there were IN Asi,
Minor about l.7s0.00O Armorians ma
since The war. nccordin, N ,h. MOS,
moderate estimates 10 ooo n,,. 49,,
5 V'''' 'i'' "ceh
u ,,. s,'"y'r thF?"sh tni'"fe and depor-
. ."''"'' nc S"'''' iheF were driven
rom u'c" h"'hcS AZ POINTS OF bayonets
20 "es''AaU"ns 5" 'ar away that they
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1916-11-02

appreciate she h0ncr that you
have conferred upon me in giving ne
this 1pmilzfioa and appreciate tie
Ao1or a1,1teFsed upon me in The past
1T having eieeted me to this office Tor
iAe fHo yAars that ! served yca In
t1-s earzeiiT. and the coatlnnztior ~
y0ur s-pD1st Il this time viii he
greatly appreciated By ne. and I az
sure yOa that 10 act of mine viii ever
eanse Yo1 70 regret having cast yoar
1all0t toE ne as this election.
Yours very respectfully.
OSCAR SIMPSON.
Candidate for County AttofneT
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1916-11-02
SIMPSONS 'SLAST
STATEMENT
TO VOTERS

To t1s Voters at Grady c111r
Tie eznEasg. Is now nesrszg :
eaoss znd G. th= sarazth dzy q No
re-ker Jon wis t. called urcn 10
ssscr the officers fro- p-sszes- conn
y ths loesi t0Enzalp 5ozrss uhsah
I'll Inci9de the ao-ty c1ls4erz Ct Il s
coa1ty. o. #Aea As yoa kaow / AL
e this tzs. the ez1sEsats fa- rounty.
attorney O. tha Democratic tsekat
My aoa On IL matters haz been
1-anv times STATED from ths stu-1B
ard through tze pass Henos ! take
i a. unnecessary AZ fhis tire 10 rsst-
crate the principles oE my platform
Hzf 7 viii say that L 7o7 elect ne yoar
1o1nty attorney Nil gre % you a
elezn-cuf ard ettiesez8 adniE1s Ira tio-.
I viii see tAat the interest Of tha tag
payer is prpteeasd 10 that degree 81
erquoIy consistent with efficient ser
vices. ~lll see that the affairs Of
ny 9fties ard the county govern rnent. /
50 Tar as i comes within M duty. are
administered upon that high plane that 4
Till cause each ard every department 4
d county gDTerumenr TO BE- ran and I
administered according 10 isw Ny
iaEy a. county attorney. 50 far As the
szme involves the administrators ot
NJ office. Eil be CONDUCTED zlth fn-
5srt.aiity and justice toward AL Who
re Informed against IN this coznty.
n other words. believe It Is the duty
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1916-11-02


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saaf "a vas s11a " aa nafx
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pA rssa at aa aasx etssvrs
Az sanEsr ts1 rrss " sae rsex
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ras 1.rM usA
tag gss es v r-s naase- y ste
Esaas -s...rr N. ~ gave y.
tsrrs=y 2sa s. t.e rzrs 81 4st
fsas vAsn 1aa f X Il wn X s ~
ny s4rrsr reanes
xaar usas psssn.zss so - .,ss-
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fsfrear ~rf9s4xru xarsassru, ~ -,sv 1.~-
ats- Losrs Arzatte s1e -sra tszt
rnassgfsa % sas a5aass sg,fs,sss zsss
a. Ca,a.g rsraf1.zr ss a.aass
affair Tad sex ur ~ a
csg n14inss - fss aars.ztsx
1tst Unes san vas ngt "a ~ "a
as she na gna ats1 as sss
its masiar m@l4 ~ s II ars.
trstiea tgr. Lodge 1iezr eissa 10
h1se re1epea shs tatara ,Sou sraes.
ly rpn Mr EYss klrrsre sut rresa6
othass NAo sad sasy hsd tafkss ) tae
f,rmer aesiss&1a aecgsszrg sbost i
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1916-11-02


"a s1a c1-atE attorney ID give each
ard er=rF pa-s1z charged with crans
2 square 1szl ever renauhsri1g tlat
sns laaoaazt n==ss profession to the
same degree tazt rhe guilty. naH1s con-
Fssz1g1 and IL an elected j Intsra Il
z1Asre strsetlF 10 fhsss rTzzeiplss.
Ios o&Eca Of eoMty attorney. as
eTsgg rltizsn kngws and eFary tsxuav-
ar skozld realize. IS the -0st lnpor-
tant osfI0e r. The county. Hs zhoaId
not oaig lrn.eet shs county from use
Less prosecutions tut shsald bs atse
10 advise the ether departments 81
county goFerrEszt 5ntslllgs-tly znon
al Hastars % taat the best efficient i
service eal be realized fTCu the least
HEEs1d--1rs q rablio funds. an,- II II
an elected ii E0zld be M duty 70 SO
aet- Ard in EAls 1e1nH9tion 1 viii 4
ss@te that IN ny o7ini3n nv past ex-
pariszce Il the county attorneys Of
toe enables me 10 more efEleiantIy zd-
the affairs 1f the same. than
wo1ia 3 able 70 do itI had not had /
ne szue- Z is ozs thing to know The
~, il = another thing 10 administer
1 and rotating but zctnal practical *
'eEls1ee gives c1e the ability 10 carry
II ihs dutE iueaabent upon this If
ligh Office As they should Be-.
Halca, ] ask each and eTgry voter
z thts eazusy e look wsls into this
'ropositi9z before Ton cast rour bal ]
81 md after 80 doing IL ron consider i
ay ability as IawyaE ana as q prose !
lior ard M experience. fr0m having )
eEFAd u tais office. such that yen i
slieve that the affairs of your county.
G t.r As come under the Jurisdiction +
ne coznFy attorney. via Be wen i
by ne, tnen AK ron /.
q Fcur support
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1916-11-02
-nAasE MILLyun- y 800.


Wm f. D#yer. os shfs city. mas been
visiting lis cid haunts IN Brennan.
Texas. and one oi TIE papers there
prints the following
De good tlnes come. ole mistEs.
Z ds pass.n' uv ITS rear,
Ersd Dc cotton price arisIn
En Marne Viayarn iIvIn' here.
Hes aiaughin' an erl1kn'
H'Id his crfen's scrowdln' rom
Fer everybody loves hin
- socd o.e Brsnham town.
We nuver. ngyer -slamsd him
Like dat % Ehite oman t0le.
When We 5oked him bout his money
II de happy days Nv ole.
Kzss We knows cur dear Marse VIII
Jun,
An we knows he loves be fun.
Erbount polysieks ii Brennan.
En- De kee2ih Of bis mon.
Hes quit taikin erbCut Roosevelt.
When be tells Dc votin' news.
Per he hopes ter cit er office
Ef dsy iects dat Mr. Hughes.
We's sorry far Marse RIIiyum.
Kase we knows how bad he1l feel.
When Wilson's big majority
Ilst coEs dat Hughes Wheel;
But vel keep him here 10 Brennan I
A bigger task ter tote.
1n Ist him mine De chillun'
When de wimmin goes ter vote,
NJ II. A.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1916-11-02
BAD COLDS FROM
LITTLE SNEEzEs GROW

Many colds that hang on all winter
start with q sneeze. a sniffle. a sore
throat, tight chest You know the
symptoms OF colds, and you know
prompt treatment will break them up.
Dr. Kings New Discovery, with its
soothing antiseptic halsams, has been
breaking up colds and healing coughs
of young and old for n years. Dr..
Kings New Discovery loosens The
phiegm. clears the head. soothes the
irritated membrane and makes breath
Ing easier. At your Druggist, soc.
DAWN
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1916-11-02

a century ana more ago a pamphlet
eEfatied The shepherds Of Salisbury
Fiain sci forth their notorious Iazf-
ness and said gentleman offered 4
Prize q guinea to the LATEST OF a
si-ln8eFoE1s group. Some started up
70 elaiin the prize, which was won hY
the shepherd who merely murnuresl
an invitation 10 shove it into his
pucket.-L0nd0n Globe.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1916-11-02

Inzt Nas = grsas speerh Yoa made. r
said the enthusiastic friend
Do yoa think II nil help mse~ ask
ed senztor sorghEz
L,lgusssiozz1iy. = nay 1os hare
Eaeh inflzaaes gh Sablia affairs. but
i eught Ee set gna AZ engagenenf
N1th any IectuEs bureau Br00kiy1
Citizen
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1916-11-02

Again Ne uua fsmfna our frsenss
nat ne positively vii not accey
want" rent and sale" ads ~
phcue Do not embarrass us b. asking
as r = 70. DAILY EXPRESS
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1916-11-02

q ' = > . y y y . . q =
SRA Ga Aon-
Tvs zz11sy stnoss tsa sr a4a zaFE
szs u 1ev g1plis or patience. sas *
tsirHl Ne~ t1E1E carefully. zas a. ar
41 { z-1sFr.zzaEzg she g4rs ezc1
rays9 : card 5ezrizg tae Eaes4rr @ a
ss f-slng ETs1 pleasure. she s2sc
fr lrs ths aNersz 1f Dstamcs
see -le aoY s1shizEs Re must 81 1oEn
and ~at 81 mast - paEsanL ard
H9T es1 arp little Boy tsI aa wtat
ws 1-s1 mo4t whs- we % q Ewz
lie sasEs- xsk saiekly sk04tea
MsrF 4e v0s1e. asr-Ss 1faI
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1916-11-02

There nay ae plenty q room d the
To. but that is % reason why peops
should swell up when they get fhers.-
Judge
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1916-11-02

Also, We are willing to vager thar
not even q Socialist woald vote On a
ornHosal 70 coaiinne thsa pretty weaih-
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1916-11-02

some people walt until the uIaes Of
he uornihs Are pretty weil dipped
before they get o1f q bed.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1916-11-02
BRIEF DECISIONS

TIE truth 8 thar few r1en have
-heir price. but lot Of them are try-
ing 70 get IT,
sos1e mea don't think anything o.
slendins ten dollars worth Of tine ny
ins - borrow I've
Chicago eagle. [volume] (Chicago, Ill.) 1889-19??, 1916-03-25

GEORGE NJ. REYNOLDS. President.
JOHN JAY ABEOTT, Vice. President.
ARTHUR REYNOLDS. Vice President.
CHARLES G. WILSON, Cashier.
FRANK II. JONES, Secretary.
HENRY C, OLCOTT. Mgr. Bond Dept.
ROBERT ]. HERCOCK, Asst. Cashier.
ALBERT 8. MARTIN. Asst. Cashier.
, 1916-12-21
The Wilderness.

April-1S11i Up the valleys of the
South spring stole tremblingly from
the farther South. along the river low
lands of Kentucky and up the sides
OF the steep, pebbly hills on the Iudi-
ana shore. First to come, like the white
guIdons of an army of peace, the bios
SONS of the wild plum flung out diaph-
Illous draperies against the mond-
riromeS of the soils and the dark
EfeenneSs of the pine woods. Then,
IN the open spaces and around the gray
trees flushed pink in the warm kisses
u the sun. The new grass was
starred in patches by multitudes of
hIuets, the blue-eyed grass, each tiny
lower us simple and as wonderful as
Il little child.
Deep in a crevice of the limestone
strata that sank to form the bed of
Little Indian creek, hidden from the
warmth and light of the April morn
ing, there lay a coil of what might
nave been mistaken for IA rope-a coil
whose every fold was thick as a mans
wrist, tawny, notified with spots of
uull black, yellow-ringed.
Along the path through the forest
there came strlding n tall youth, in
rugged garments, II little bundle slung
NJ the end of u staff over his sEouI-
uer. His fair skin was deeply burned
oS the sun INT his blue eyes were
yelled in anxious thought. He had
pursued another man over sea and
through forest wilderness with the in
l'htlon of killing that man if he should
oyertake him.
Now, the young mans intention was
hunted. Months before it had seemed
'he one right and just thing that this
ulher man should die at his hands.
ms other nan had caused the legal
murder of the youths father. But to
take Justice into ones own hands, even
on such provocation as this, is an act
uhSpeakably dreadful; and weeks of
incubation had succeeded only In
painting 1t as IA thing more despicable.
In the fragrant breath of the vlr-
slhal earth he cried out in an agony
VI mind. A bourgeoning universe
shouted aloud for joy of victory over
ueath. Life rose by pressing her trt-
u!hphant feet on the prone shoulders
vi her weaker brother, Death. For the
struggle between Life and Death Is
actual, and Life lives by killing. God
himself ordained the killing and pro-
uounced 1t part of his eternal justice.
nut the agonizing man who thought
VI the life he had sworn to take with
, 1916-12-21

not that he might live, but in that
passion of the brute-revenge. The
sense of blood-guiltiness to come bore
down on David Laurence with its mad
dening weight.
The young man reached the point
where the path forded the stream and
paused in surprise. On the farther
bank were two tigures-a slender
young girl whose beauty made him
draw in his breath sharply, and the
figure of an old gentleman in black
coat and knee breeches, bent over a
pile of brush which he was endeavor-
ing to coax into fire.
At the girls exclamation the old gen
tleman rose to his feet stifiy, brushing
the twigs from his knees.
"a fine marnin' young ma-an!" he
greeted cheerily, with an ethereal fla
vor of brogue.
But it was not so much the friendli-
ness in the old ~gentlemau's voice that
made the young man smile, ms 1t was
the smile that lighted up the eyes Of
Arizona republican., 1916-10-13

days game established a new recorl in this department of worlds series History, supplanting the figures made in the same park October II, a year ago. when the amounts were few hundred less. Neither the total at tendance or money taken in at the box office surpassed the banner rec ords made in 1911 and 1912, but the amount divided among the players establishes new standard for money wen by the contestants.
 The attendance for the five games this year amounted to l62. .359 and the receipts S3S5.59050 Of this sum the players received $162 .92745 each club, $92, ,05202 and the national commis- sion, S3S 5590 05. The Boston club as winners divided s95,756.47 on a basis of 25 shares which the players are understood to have agreed upon as the method of apportionment. This would allow S3910.26 a share. The twenty three Brooklyn players as losers divided S65.17096 into equal shares of $2.S34.s2 each. Owing to the fact that there are more players to share in the winners money this year. the individual share is not d record
Arizona republican., 1916-10-13
COLD WEATHER IS
 NO BAR TO SHORE
Lannin and Ebbets Paraded Around Diamond by En- thusiastic Fans; Calrigan Announces His Departure From Professional Ball
reepubllean A. p. Leased wlrel

BOSTON. Oct l2.-The Boston Americans won the championship of the baseball universe here this after noon when they defeated the Brook lyn Nationals in the final gone of the worlds series of 1916. The great cs; gathering in the history of the American national sport witnessed the victory 42620 fans departing after the contest, convinced that the Bostons were the baseball machine par excel lenCe Of recent years.
 As a result of the four games to one conquest over Brooklyn. Boston is tonight celebrating it's fifth victory in worlds series since 1903 and there is added joy in the fact that never in it's history has a Boston team been forced To bow to the superior proWess of rival In such a contest
 The victory over Brooklyn today was 50 clean cut and decisive that there was left no ground for argu- ment. That the better team won the championship was obvious Before the speed and curves of Ernest Shore the Brooklyns were well nighshelpless while Jeff Pfeffer. the last hope oi Brooklyn. proved unequal to the task of holding Boston in check
 Although the Nationals were first to score. their advantage was short lised. and once the B0stons unlim- hered their heavy batting artillery any doubt regarding the outcome oi the game. was dissipated, so closely
Arizona republican., 1916-10-13

with today's game.
 As was the case in yesterday s game. Brooklyn was the first to score. Its only and unearned tally came in the second session. when Shore is sued his only pass of the day, Cut shaw to first Mowrey sacrificed him to second from which point he moved to third on Olson's infield out, and scored when Shore uncovered the plate with a passed ball
 Boston immediately tied the score in their half of the same inning when Lewis tripled to left and came home as Wheat threw the ball recov- cred from Gardners high fly wide of the plate in an effort to get Lewis at ;he late.
 The Red Sox added two more in the next turn at bat. Cady hit q hounder over Daubert's head. Hooper walked. Cady scored when Olson threw Janvrin's grounder into center field in an attempted double play. Hooper romped home from third on Shorten's hit over second. The fourth and final run was made in the fifth on Hooper's single and Janvrin.s double, After that the Red Sox aided by Shores airtight pitching. played effective ball and Brooklyn never threatened.
 The attendance and receipts for to-
Arizona republican., 1916-10-13
Coast League

[RepuplIcan A. p. Leased Wirel
Arizona republican., 1916-10-13
ERNEST SHORE HOLDS ROBINS
 HELPLESS, WHILE SOX CRASH
 OFFERINGS 1T JET PETER

did Shore hold the Brooklyn clan in the mystery of his deceptive delivery.
 The invaders from Greater New York were able to score only three hits fol a similar total of bases and the solitary run scored was unearned. It was the result of a pass, sacri- flee and an out and a passed ball. Boston, on the other hand, got ten rases on seven hits and two of it's four runs were earned.
 Although the contest was played before record throng of fans, there was only a moderate amount of en- thusiasm, the chilling weather and the ease with which Boston disposed of it's opponents dullng the edge of such Outbursts as sprang from grand stands and bleachers a. the more thrilling points of the game. The day was bitter cold with a piercing wind from the east. The spectators, who paid $S3,S13 to witness the triumph of the American league champs, came prepared for the November like weather OVcrcoats, fur wraps and heavy gloves were much in evidence.
 Aside from Shores clever cold weather hurling and sensational running shoe-top catch by Wheat off Shore in the fifth. and it's mate by Lewis in the eighth. when he robbed Mcrkle, batting for Pfeffer, of an ap- ia-ently sure double the game was devoid of feature plays.
 Immediately after Scott had clinched the championship by gobblng Now rey's short fly for the final out of the Came. the spectators rushed upon the field and fell in behind the Royal Rooters and their hand for a parade On the first circuit of the diamond they captured President J. j. Lannin, of the Boston club, and then crossed the field after President C H. Eb- bets. Of Brooklyn. Amid the cheers of the fans, the rival club executives joined arms and led the march while
 thousands in the stands stayed to , Vatcl the celebration.
 The players however did not wait to take part in the impromptu cere- monies. Both teams rushed for their dressing rooms and there were few, i if any, congratulations. Manager
 Robinson did not meet Manager Car rigan in his dash across the field, and | there was no public greeting or hand | clasp between the pair. Many of t.-t fans. however. shook hands with the ! Boston players and with Manager 1 Carrigan. who said again that he had J retired from professional baseball
Arizona republican., 1916-10-13
BOSTON WINS FIFTH WORLDS CHAMPIONSHIP

his speech and went dumb, Geary dropped dead from dancing, Cook ran out of hot dogs, Doris choked on snake scale, Wartman swallowed lions hair, Osborne got knocked cold ny q peanut and Elliott smothered in the package of F'atimas.
 These are only half of the num- bers that will appear at the football boys carnival 2 week Friday. It will be an affair that the public will have the opportunity to see but once in a hundred years. The leaders Of the school are behind it and the students are nearly insane over t.
Arizona republican., 1916-10-13
Music

Da-Da -Da- Datum tum tum-ta ta.
 Pidge-Coach Geary, Coach Geary, the oriental dancer if you don't get your moneys worth. we won't return it. Come right in everybody, it's Coach Geary, the dancer, tum-ta tum- da
 Frank Wartman-You nasty beast, you would actually like to consume me, wouldn't you
 Osborne - "Eot roasted peanuts here
 Pidge-Ladies and gents. here we have the tiny little man Shorty FL liott the man who is so small he can look through fry's wings with his eyes shut. He can sleep with ease in package of Fatimas, and eats three grains Of wheat for livelihood per day
 Curtain
 Sorry the play must end Pidge lost