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Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1916-04-06
(From the Harrisonburg Daily News)
LIVES SAVED BY TELEPHONE.
One Man Drank Poison, and Another
Severed Four Arteries.

Within the last several days two lives
have been saved over the telephone.
Rev. !. w. LentZ, OF Orders, Breth-
rem minister, took poison by mistake tor
his medicine. No physician being here,
his family got instruction from a distant
physician. Antidotes were administered
and his lite was saved.
William Mionich, in Pendleton county
tried to cut bullet from the breach OF a
gun. The knife slipped and severed four
arteries in his wrist. He was in danger
OF bleeding to death. DR.. Meyers, at
Oak Flat, six miles away, gave inStruc-
tons over the phone. Another life was
saved. Mr.. Mionich is 76 years old.
SO daily are valuable lives preserved
and saved by the use of the Jefferson
County Telephone.
Is your wife's life valuable to you ?
Do you want to preserve your children's
liveS2 Is your own life valuable to your
self or family
DO you want to make paying invest
ment? Install a Jefferson County Tele-
phone. II is a MONEY maker. Ask
Wall, who sits in his country home and
talks to Chicago. Install a Jefferson
County Telephone. Pay $500 per an
mum. Meet me at the end OF the year
and say, "Getzendanner, that phone did
moi pay me, take it out, give me your
check for $780," will do it. | mean
this, every word of if. Phone, write or
wire. DELAYS are dangerous. Long
distance connections with the world.
II. 9. GETZENDANNER,
General Manager.
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1916-04-06
Distant Thunder.

Il we count the seconds that elapse be-
tween our seeing flash Of lighting and
our hearing the thunder we can tell how
far off the thunderstorm is. AS light
travels 1876, 900 miles second, we may
for all practical purposes regard ourselves
as seeing the lightning the instantitllaSnes'
But sounds travels only l087fee a second.
Ii. then, we multiply 1887 by the number
OF. seconds that elapse after the flash be-
fore we hear the thunder, we get the dis
lance that lies between Us and the storm.
II we count five seconds, the flash is
mile away. As rule, we do not hear
the thunder at all if the storm is more
than from twelve TO fifteen miles away
from us. But the rule has exceptions
In Symons's Meteorological Magazine
Mr.. Harold Wilson reports that lat Au-
gust he saw two flashes E h-h 20 iu
TIE west 70 tNwc E
heau tie tnupur. fr ~ ID
ana 1l2 seconds respectively He CD
culates that the first fish OCCURRED "a 4
miles and the second flash q s miles
away. Prof. Alexander S. Herschel, il is
said, heard the thunder that followed a
flash OF lightning fUrtyfour miles from
where he was.
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1916-04-06
LIGHT And The Eyes.

The Journal of the American Meoical
Association, commenting on the effectS OF
light on the eyes, says:
Have the rooms indoors lighted as wen
as possible. In going out, pause little
on the threshold, in order to become &C
c,,stomed TO The brighter illumination.
Do not face artificial lights with dark
BACKGROUND. Do not admit streak OF
bright sunlight into room that is other
wise shaded but. rather, keep the WIN
dows wide open. Use as steady source
OF light as possible, and avoid all sudden
changes OF illumination. II dark glasses
are worn, If should not be all the time
but only when the eyes are exposed 10
the brightest light, so that the CONTRAST
between it ard the feeble light may De
diminished. Have a good light upon
what you look al, but do not let the
source OF light shine directly into your
eyes.
When light hurts the eyes, in spite OF
care TO avoid strong contrasts, it IS likely
that the eyes are strained, or irritlted, or
infIamed, and the cause OF the trouble
should be sought out and removed.
Persistent trouble OF this kind generally
has a persistent Cause.-The strain OF the
eyes.-and il IS useless to treat the effect
while the cause continues 10 keep up the
trouble.
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1916-04-06

mend your Compound to other LADIES':
Mrs. MARY RIDGwAY, Durand, Wis.
A Massachusetts Woman Writes:
Blackstone, Mass. - my troubles
were from my age, and l felt awtully
sick for three years. l had hot flashes
often and frequently suffered from
pains. took Lydia E. Pinkham s
Vegetable Compound and now am well Ill
Mrs. PIERRE CoURNoYER, Box 49,
Blackstone, Mass.
Such warning symptoms as sense OF
suffocation, hot flashes, headaches, back
aches, dread of impending evil, timidity'
sounds in the ears, palpitation of the
heart, sparks before the eyes, irregu-
larities. constipation, variable appetite,
weakness and dizziness, should be needed
by middle-aged women. Lydia E. Pink,
hams Vegetable Compound has carried
many women safely through this Crisis
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1916-04-06
When Rum
down, Gain
Vigor, Red
Blood

Get good blood through the use OF
Doctor Pierce's Golden Medical DIS
covery, and you will have no more
indigestion, nor thin blood.
It is the worlds proved blood puri-
fer. Start to take it today and before
another day has passed, the impurities
of the blood will begin to leave your
body through the eliminative organs
and in few days you will know by
your steadier nerves, firmer step
keener mind, brighter eyes and clearer
skin that the bad blood is passing out
and new, rich, pure blood is filling your
veins and arteries. Contains nc
alcohol.
For sale by druggists in liquid OF
tablets; or send DR.. Pierce, Buf1alo'
N. Y, 80 cts. for large trial package
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1916-04-06
Watch Child's Cough.

Colds, running OF nose, continued irri-
tation OF the mucous membrane ii ne
elected may mean Catarrh later. Don't
take the chances-do something for your
child Children will not take every medi-
cine, but they will take DR.. Kings New
Discovery and without bribing or teasing.
Its sweet pleas mt Tar Syrup and so eff
fective. Just laxative enough 10 eimin-
ate the waste polsons Almost the first
dose helps Always prepared, no mixing
or fuSsing. Just ask your druggist for
DR.. Kings New Discovery. 1t will safe
guard your child against serious ailments
resulting from colds
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1916-04-06
Real Estate
For Sale
n. L. SNYDER 6 CO
ShepherdstowD, w. Va.
ShepherdstowD, w. Va.
The undersigned call attention to the
following desirable parcels OF Real Estate
now in their hands and for sale:

following desirable parcels of Real Estate
now in their hands and for sale:
No. Ga. The property known as the Potomac c.
ment Works, one mile east OF Shepherdstown on
the Potomac river lmprcvedy a large three-story
rick cement mill, with kilns, cc., and has upon Il
everal dwellings. Splendid water-power, control
ing the entire flow OF the Potomac river.
No. Ill., The old Lutheran Church property IN
SlIepheTdstown. This will make an excellentware
house or storage place, or could be converted into
residence apartments or still utilized as church OF
public hall Large, substantial brick building ada
cent to the new depot OF the N. q W. RAILWAY
Price s.. 500
No I46. Very desirable farm OF about It's acres
three miles from Shepherdstown. Good brick
house. barn and other buildings. Fine young or
Chard now in bearing Springs and running water.
Good neighborhood. Price reasonable.
No $50 Very desirable little farm oil about so
acres on good road, in fine neighbOrhood. Excel
lent orchard Good frame Westinghouse. barr
and other needed buildings
1853. Two excellent building lots in Shepherds
town in desirable locality
No. 1885, The Fay nan farm, containing PAS acres OF
Limestone Land, improved by an old-faShoned
ante-bellum residence six room comparatively
new tenant-house stone bank barn double
courthouse. carriage house, stone spring house,
dairy sheds. and sheep-iod lime kiln built Tor use
OF the farm small woods: permanent blue gIaSs
fields Overlooking the stretch oil river is nigh
bluff offering splendid seat for country residence.
| The farm is also improved by 5-ACRE APPLE
| ORCHARD Ten and eleven years old. OF Ben Davis.
York Imperial Winesap, ETC., varieties. The farm
| is situated three miles from ShepheTdstown. West
Virginia on a superior McAdam pike.
No. l56 A desirable residence al Shenandoah
| Junction, with large lot. Latrobe stoves go with
the house. Entire dwelling screened. Well-bWlt
property in every respect The price is attractive.
No. 49, A most desirable tract of so acres Of
good limestone land two or three miles from Shop
herdstown on fine road. in excellent neighborhood.
No dwelling, but has barn and silo upon it. Will
make fine farm home.
No. l5S. Large and comfortable dwelling house
and three or four acres OF land adjoining Shep-
herdstown. Ven, attractive home, new and con-
veniently arranged. Good barn on the place.
No. l59 Fine new dwelling house. very conven-
iently arranged and desirable in every respect. at
the edge OF ShepherdStown.
Persons having property to sell are re-
quested to place il with the undersigned.
No charges unless sale is made. For par
ticulars about property, or any informa-
ton, call upon or address the underSign-
ed, Register Building, ShepherdstoWn,
w. Va.
n. L. SNYDER & Co.
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1916-04-06
Home Folks.
What Neighbors Say.

Hinton, W. va.-"Some time ago l
was dragged out, run down and nerV'
ous. | kept about but was hardly able
to do my work. l had to have some
medicine to build me up and Golden
Medical Discovery proved just the
medicine. l got much benefit and was
well satisfied with it."-MRs. SARAH
WHEELER, Hinton, w. Va.
Clifton Forge, Vat can say Dr.
Pierce's Golden Medical Discovery was
found to be a good medicine by thor,
ough trial in our family. IL was useu
as tonic by my sister and IT old het
great good. We always speak well OF
DR.. Pierces remedies and recommeno
them."-MRs. MARTHA OCoNNoR' 10
Roxbury st.
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1916-04-06

"Have you made any notes OF the
speech you intend 10 deliver ?"
mo" replied Senator Sorghum. u
am going to speak extemporaneously.
When prepare speech in advance I'm
liable to read ii over a few times and
then, being something OF a critic OF
speeches, | lose my nerve"
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1916-04-06

The town of Ransom has sold $1,000 OF
its bonds to F. L. Fuller & Co., Of Cleve-
land, Ohio, for 1924 and accrued in
tereSt. The bonds, which bear six per
cent interest, provide money for i'm
proving the streets OF Ransom and help
pay for the municipal building recently
purchased.
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1916-04-06

Mr.. Newman had just recovered from
an operation and was talking to friend.
"The surgeon" he remarked, "said
he'd have me on my feet again in three
weeks"
"Well, he did it, didn't he ?" asked the
friend.
ale did, indeed" responded Mr.. New
man. 81 had 10 sell my motorcar TO pay
his bill"
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1916-04-06
Paint and Oil Department.

Raw and Boiled LlnSeed Oil, Harness
OIL Machine Oil, Black Strap, Tur-
pentine, N. L. and Gas Tar, Gasoline
Varnish, Japan Dryer, Knot Killer,
White Lead, Red Lead, Spanish
Brown, Calcined Plaster, Portland
Cement, Lard Oil, Plastering Hair,
Coal Oil, Neat Foot Oil, Fish Oil,
Bath Brick Soap, Sulphur, C0pperas,
Borax.
Patent Plasteridg prepared for immediate
use.
international Stock Food and Gleason's
Horse and Cattle Powders.
Frank Miller's Harness Dressing, Whale
Oil Soap.
Black Lambs Foot Harness Oil.
The Perfection Blue Flame Wickless Oil
Stove-safest and best.
The Four Leaf Clover Cream Separator,
where the milk is not mixed or d.
luted with water, leaving il pure and
sweet for family use.
Wall Paper furnished on short notice al
reduced prices.
Reduced Prices on Haying Tools and
Barn Doors, Hangers and Track.
Force Pumps, Deep Well Pumps, Gal
vanized Bucket Pump and Water
Purifier, | X L Chain Pumps.
A Large Stock OF Cooking and Heating
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1916-04-06

LyGla u. 1 Iilhhoih
Veget table Com
pound. When l was
45 and h I'D tn e
Change of Life,
a friend recon-
mended it and it
gave me such relief
from my bad feel
ings that / took
several bottles. l
am now well and
healthy and recon-
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1916-04-06
Pills Best For Liver.

Because they contain the best liver
medicines, no matter how bitter or nau-
seating for the sweet sugar coating hides
the taste, DR.. Kings New Life Pills con-
tain ingredients that put the liver work
ing. move the bowels freely. No grippe,
no nausea, aid digestion. Just try bot
tle of DIR. Kings New Life Pills and notice
how much better you feel. 25c. at drug
piStS.
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1916-04-06

Judge John H. Holt, well-known
West Virginian, died at his home in
Elkins last Saturday night from paralysis,
aged e. years.
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1916-04-06
Hardware Department.

Bar Iron, Nails, Horse Shoes, Large
iron Wash Kettles, Brass, Copper
and Porcelain Kettles, Skillets, Waffle
Irons, Trace, Butt, Cow and Halter
Chains, Farm Bells, Screen Doors
and Windows, American Fence Wire,
Barbed Wire, Saws, Black Hawk
Corn Shelters, Lawn Mowers, Files,
All Sizes Bolts, Loaded Shells, Pow
der and Shot.
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1916-04-06
WOMEN
SAFEGUARDED
Tell Others How They Were
Carried Safely Through
Change of Life.

Durand, Wis.-"I am the mother OF
fourteen children and 1 owe my life 10
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1916-04-06
S. ]. II O D G z s,
Sheph2rdstoyyr " VI


Norfolk < eSt err KY.
Schedule in Effect October 81, 1915.
LEAVE SHEpHEE1sTDWN DAILY
SOUTHBOUND.
No. 1880 A. M.-For Bristol and III
termediate stations; Pullman Buffet
Parlor Car to Roanoke; connects
with the ST. Louis Express for all
points West Pullman Sleeper Roam
oke to Columbus, Cincinnati, and
Chicago, cafe car.
No. 27-5.33 p. M.-For Shenandoah,
Va, and Local Stations.
No. -l.36 A. M.-Let of from connect
ing lines at Hagerstown or Shenan-
doah Junction o. TO take on for Basic
or beyond. Pullman Sleeper to Gary
and Winston-Salem. Cafe Car TO
Blueiield.
NORTHBOUND.
No. 2S-lO.20 A. M.-For Hagerstown
and intermediate stations, connects at
HagerStown for Harrisburg, Philadel-
phia and New York.
No. l4-S.O6 p. Nj. - For Hagerstown,
Philadelphia, and New York; Parlor
Car, Pullman SleeperS, Hagerstown
TO Harrisburg, Philadelphia and New
York.
No. 2-1.36 A. Met off from Basic or
beyond, or to take on for connecting
lines at Shenandoah Junction or Ha-
gerstown. Pullman Sleeper to Phil
adelphla and New York
If you are thinking of taking atrip YOU
want quotations, cheapest fares, reliable
and correct information, as to routes, train
schedules, the most comfortable and quick
est way. Write and the information is
yours for the asking, with one OF Our COM
plete Map Folders.
w. B. BEVILL, w. c. SAUNDERS,
Pass. TRAIT. Mngr. Gen. Pass. Agt.
Roanoke. Va.
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1916-04-06
The Aches OF House Cleaning.

The pain and soreness caused by bruis-
eS, over-exertion and straining during
house cleaning time are soothed away by
Sloan's Liniment. No need TO suffer this
agony. Just apply Sloan's Linlment 10
the sore spots, rub only little in a
short time the pain leaves, you rest com
fortably and enjov refreshing sleep.
One grateful user writes: 'Slnan'S Ll1i-
ment is worth It's weight N gold " Keep
a bottle on hand, use II against ~ Sore
ness, Neuralgia and b USES. Kills p in
DC at your Druggist.
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1916-04-06

A second grandchild has been born TO
President WiIson-a daughter of Mr. and
Mrs. Francis Bowes Sayres having ar
rived last Sunday morning.
Der taÌˆgliche Demokrat. [volume] (Davenport, Iowa) 186?-1918, 1916-03-23

7 gen lpNros ltlut ertpartet, oper es &c,
Dprtt gum guten Son, IolGe Srugen
gu itellen.
@unpor sriibte tur5 uao faste, iie
miifie letber sIeid) M.soer sebell, oa
tie cine notlpenoiee 8eiprsuns 5u
MADDEN babe.
nSa, es tit rehi drssrli@", betrdf.
tiste Die 8arcnn mll lprer gepDbn
lid)sn perbinoliden @timlne. ,Mber
@unpor muB eint9e @intaute MAIDEN,
uuf emma lit tenn NerlaB; Mtelter
9ot it6 beute gu ailg mlgeme4oet."
"llno mir iollen bon 5pm griibeu
aao frasen, ob ou, liebe gante, ct
mas pasesen bdttef, pent1 lie audb
mittdme."
nyiein, I'M @esenteil, IS 1T mir
cine Jrehoe, oaB 1pni urls bel un=
lerer einfacbsn lsa6lseit @eIelliGaft
.eiitcn mill. Do1 lbr entfhuloist
MID einen @ugenblid, i'd bube nod,
einise5 a11auoronen. Sd meib ia,
mas fir elpen empfinplia)en Mtasen
Die licbe So1i bat, uro id CLAUDE
49,. ia, tpie sefagt, i'd bite einen
Au9enblid I'M @ntldulpigung."
sic traf @unppr nod auf benz
9orplaB uno laste: $50, jeBt bilft
alles n1@ts, Roien mub eben luorten.
0iele %perppbnte Soni tarun natiirlid,
feline Riiben nit @psd ellen, une
mir miiiien einen- Braten huben. Ser
Jude, einen tleinen gu betommeu,
uno 9anble proentli9! @erape beute
6ahen mir leioer gar nihts mebr I'M
9aus, oas 1T bod drserlia! unb
pu biit 10 eigeniinnig, lonit sinse es
!9pn. Weib Soft, ple i'd mid itets
tiir meme ainber abseplast babe,
oesboIb piiroe id elssntlin etpas
anoeres als llnbant peroienen, ahet
...." Sic bra4 ab uno Dur4 ibrs
@ttmme uno in tbren Mugen 5itterten
5rdnen.
@unpor soserte einsn Musenblid,
bod oann 14uttelte iie enersii9 ben
&opf uno. iaste leife: nM4, Mtama,
penn ou bod einieben t6nnte#, eab
i'd trpBDem nidt esoiItii@ bin! Mte,
ih tonn bieIes 5deinoalein nibt
mebr ~ausbolten uno mub mir aui
irgenoeine e6rlide, %anftdnoige Weife
meinen ftnterbolt perfdaffen t0nnen.
gloieu, Mutt9en!"
Sic rief na9 @mma, lnb tpdbrenh
lie Die oussetretene !Sol5treppe bin
unterging, oa9te fie: nyielleidt bin
i'd u11notirli9 itreng., @ber irseno-
cine Mencerung mub gei4affen ner=
ben. 8let9 beute abello meloe id
mid in Der Mbenol&nle an"
(Sortieeune foIst.)
Der taÌˆgliche Demokrat. [volume] (Davenport, Iowa) 186?-1918, 1916-03-23
(Sortlebune fofst.)

grtlaruna. Jraslem (an=
gelnO):: Seben sic nur, ipie Ser
Slid Den RDber umtreiit, obue an5u=
heiben.
9err: Sm, bm, Der l9eint icbon
NAL perbeiratet aetpefen au fem.
41terarii@er Rorb.
Snnger Si9ter: 0ur9 Sic 1ino
bieIe 2ieoer ent1tanben, Gbitb, Sic
haben mid gum Dieter gema6t. 81,
petDen sic meil Meib!
ReiAe Grbin: MertpiirSig, 30
lagt G9iler, oaB Elm 9i9ter entipez
Der detrimental ooer 1uaip lit. ylun
lele ia ober On S1nen, bob er beioss
ausleih. iein tanr.
Der taÌˆgliche Demokrat. [volume] (Davenport, Iowa) 186?-1918, 1916-03-23
Asr3te nab Mpotbeler
Dr.. II. SchiYmer
Spcsialift fir hrpniidc Sramfbci,

Spc5ialift fir hrpniidc &ramf1citca
Der Wsinncr, Traicu rn1h &iubcr.
8cbal1bclt allc inncrcu 2cibcn, Ioipie
&opftpeb, @crltophlne, Gpspepiie.
Gbcrmatisnnts, Settlucbt, &nllts nnb
Rerbenlciben Ii. (. ID. @ibt berld6lid5cn
9iatb, ipte Ippenoi5itis, .GdpinbImdt
8lpfcrrltDr. &rebs nnb ollie lansipies
rigcn 2eiben beltim,t bcrbiitct iper%
merben fDnrtet. @cruiinftigc uatnrae=
miIc 8%cbamblnng.
Gprcditm1ncn 9--12 nmb IL.
shmibt Slbg. 47z48. Sci. 1856.
Der taÌˆgliche Demokrat. [volume] (Davenport, Iowa) 186?-1918, 1916-03-23
(Sortiebune fol9t.)
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SIN 8erein liz pifien-
f4aftli9e 9eiltunbe in R0niss6erl
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Dor, Der i'm 1elbe. Die re9te !9ant
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erm0gli6en, tDieber @!olite unn QUO
&laDier gu ipisIen. @ie Jiibruna
bes 8ogens lift paourc1 1ergeiteIlt
baB Der 5r0fg in cine &lemme &c
Ipannt nirb, Die bur9 Elm parol
le!pgrGmm ben 8psen in rihtige,
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gratnm fptrb bergeiteltt, irbem ein
Suit bi6t am GItbosengelsnt bsfe.
figt iuirb,, an benz henesli9 Elm
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lids Mrbettsprotbefe bineingeitedt TT.
pbrhNrtd pirb Bel jeoem Beusen uni
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fes, Bel benz bic ein5elnen Spanger
10 ausgeri9tet iiao, Dab, bic grDbt,
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gut urlb fdon nod seringer llebune
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lonen, bic alopier gu fp:slen Derfts
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tretenber Gbef Der Selegropbenabtei=
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gesebenen Noreile. Jorb fam an
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nohri6tigten bic Poli3ei, tpelhe Di
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bters nieoer aufaufr1i9e EN-
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mon sinen @eusleperlappen in fla
res, taltes Wafier, tpringe ibn 10 irpt
fen tDie m0gli9 aus unD reibe bami
oas alapier tiiGtig al. DanaG II
init trodencIn, peihem 5ude nath
5ureiben.
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Audubon County journal. (Exira, Iowa) 1884-1993, 1916-07-06
SOME DIFFERENCE

For women must weep and men
must work, especially if they hap
pen TO be commercial travlers
Young Byles' heart nearly broke
when he had to take the road from
his newly welded wife. Constantly
he thought of her, and wondered
what she was doing.
Is it possible he asked of a
clairvoyant friend, ''that you can
tell me what she is doing at this
Il see her standing at the door,"
replied the medium, assuming fix
ed position; She is smiling at some
one.
Yes" breathed Byles.
She caresses him fondly, and the.
enter the house
Its a lie.'
Gently she strokes his head, and
they look tenderly into each Others
eyes. He is about to kiss her."
Its false" shrieked Byles.
Now" continued the medium, he
is wagging his tail. Blanche Rog-
ers, R. 1, Tennessee Ridge, Tenn.