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East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1916-08-02
Irolned RuiId Big Elevator.

Leonard Rhodes Of this city, who
returned from Maupin. Ore last
week where he learned that his dau-
ghter was i'll with typhoid. had been
employed by the Tumalum Lumber
Co. in the building Of big grain ele-
vator at that place. The structure
win be completed this week, he states,
and will be prepared to handle this
reasons crop. The elevator will have
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1916-08-02
Is Rnnnd.En Rooster.

Visitors at the office of Secretary
Of State Ben Olcott report that he
has conspicuously displayed in his
front office a big Roundup pennant
and by reason of the fact is called
upon may times to answer questions
relative to Pendleton's big show He
is a loyal booster of the Roundup
and plans to attend again this year.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1916-08-02
Tonkin Arrests Two.

George C. Schroeder and son
George Shredder were arrested on
Mckay creek yesterday by deputy
warden George Tonkin. The father
was arrested for catching fish under
the legal size and the son was arrest
ed on a charge of fishing without a
license. They will be arraigned soon
before Justice of the Peace Joe H.
Parkes.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1916-08-02
WIN Motor to MallOwa.

An automobile party composed of
Lotta Mentzer, Alta Mentzer Elise
Robinson, Mrs, Ralph Porter, H. c.
Church, L. J. Allen and mother, Mrs,
Allen of Corvallis, will leave today
for Wallowa lake where they will
enjoy an outing.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1916-08-02
Boys Plead Guilty.

George zwook and Harry Lowe
pleaded guilty to the charge of lar
ceny before Justice of the Peace Joe
H. Parkes yesterday and were given
a sentence of three months in jail.
The boys were arrested last week at
Helix for stealing clothes from the
dwelling of Mike Moran at Myrick
Station.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1916-08-02
To Enter COT Tournament.

Brooke Dickson or the clerical
force of the American National Bank
expects to leave Saturday for Port
land to join his wife and little daugh-
ter who have been visiting there for
several weeks. He plans to enter the
big golf tournament at Gearhart,
which will be held August IA TO 19.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1916-08-02
Makes Money On Trip.

J. V. Tallman, chairman of the La
Grande excursion. which was so sue
Cessfully manipulated July 23, reports
to the Commercial Association that
after paying the bands expenses and
buying the tickets for the boosters
there is surplus of $3325 for the
treasury. Mr Tallman was given a
vote of thanks by the organization.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1916-08-02
soldier Boys Through City.

Travelling in three special cars, 50
soldier boys from Fort Warden,
Wash, passed through Pendleton last
night enroute to Fort Douglas at
Salt Lake, Utah. The Washington
troops go to replace the Utah boys
who are now on the Mexican border,
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1916-08-02

The Elgin concert band accompan-
led by a number of Knights of Pythias
from Wallowa and Union counties,
passed through yesterday morn
ing en- route to Portland where they
will attend the supreme lodge,
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1916-08-02

Parents of the Philadelphia lad
who swallowed a nickel promptly
sent for doctor. They ought to have
sent for a lawyer. A lawyer can get
money out of anybody,
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1916-08-02
New Members Voted In.

A. T. Park city superintendent OF
schools, r. n. Crommelin. manager
of the Pendleton Roller Mills and
Samuel Wright of the sign company
of KEN & Wright. were voted in as
members of the Commercial Associ-
alton last night.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1916-08-02
Sues on Note.

Sues ON Note.
Through attorneys Raley & Raley,
suit was filed in the circuit court yes
terday by Kupers ard McCook against
Charles Vinson to collect 5000 al
legged to be due on promissory note.
The note was first executed to ]. N.
Gentry and S, H. Hargett and later
sold and transferred to the plaintiff
company.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1916-08-02
Notice to Contractors.

Sealed bids will be received by the
undersigned for kalsomining and var
nishing Eagle Woodman hall, until
Monday evening at o'clock. August
Z, 1916. For information see
(Adv.) SECRETARY Building Board
V. STROBLE,
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1916-08-02
To Attend ConNention.

f. B. Aldrich editor of the East
Oregonian, left today for Medford
where he will attend the state con-
ventiou of newspaper editors and
journalists,
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1916-08-02
Wheel and Car Collide.

The bicycle of Charles Cahill, S11
Main street, and an automobile driv-
en- by Walter Freeman collided at the
corner of Main and Alta street last
night about 9;15 O'Clock. The back
wheel of the bicycle was bent, Cahin
escaped uninjured.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1916-08-02

a capacity of l0O,O ,OO0 bushels and a
working capacity of 1890 bushels per
hour. 1t is Sc feet high. MIR. Rhodes
reports that the elevator will be OPP
Grated by a stock company formed by
l0O men, mostly farmers who have
decided to harvest their crops with
out the use of sacks. Another big
elevator is being built at Madras far,
ther up the Deschutes, Mr.. Rhodes
says.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1916-08-02

A carload of fish will arrive Fri
day on train No. for distribution in
the creeks near Milton, Weston and
Athena
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1916-08-02
Hotel Has Now Clerk.

EarlScott Williams has accepted a
Position as night clerk at the Hotel
Pendleton Mr.. Williams was form
crly connected with the Hotel Alder
in Portland
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1916-08-02
Sugar NAV jump.

Word was received here yesterday
that $4,000 tons of sugar was de-
stroyed in the recent New York fire
This will probably mean a rise of sew
eral cents in sugar
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1916-08-02
Return from visit,

Mrs. ]. S. Williams and daughter
Loretta, have returned from visit
with r c. Hager of Gihbon, Mrs.
Williams is a sister or Mr.. Hager,
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1916-08-02

ten pound son was born at noon
today to Mr.. and Mrs Max Blatt at the
home of Mr.. and Mrs Claude Crow
ON the reservation.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1916-08-02

Miss opal Callison Of the oregon
Motor Garage has rented a cottage
at Bingham Springs. She expects to
leave here Monday.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1916-08-02

Ben Bodinsky, night porter Of the
Hotel Pendleton, and John Poffen-
roth night clerk, will leave tonight for
Salt Lake.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1916-08-02

Is Appointed Member Committee.
William f. Lowell has been ap-
pointed to serve on the normal school
committee.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1916-08-02

Miss Jane Roosevelt has returned
from a ten days visit with Mrs Hugh
Stanfield at Echo.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1916-08-02
sa5RElIlzE1lRjRho,
1IlIllIlIlIIIlIII[lIIlLllIIl

George c. Hoch, manager Of Bing-
ham Springs, the popular sumner re-
sort. Is in the city today.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1916-08-02
Operation is Performed.

An operation was performed upon
Mrs, L. Sones at St. Anthony.s hospital
today.
The Southern herald., 1916-11-17
CAL0MEL IS MERCURY, IT SIGHENSl
STOP USING SALIVATING DRUG
Don't Lose Days Work. II Your Liver Sluggish or Bowels
Constituted Take "DOdsOns Liver Tonao-fs EinaI

You're bilious! Your liver is slug
gish! You feel lazy. dizzy and all
knocked out. Your head is dull, your
tongue is coated; breath bad; stomach
sour and bowels constipated But don't
take salivating calomel. 1t makes you
sick, you may lose days work.
Calomel is mercury or quicksilver
which causes necrosis of the bones.
Calomel crashes into sour bile like
dynamite, breaking it up. That's when
you feel that awful nausea and cramp-
ing.
If you want to enjoy the incest, gen.
tlest liver and bowel cleansing you
ever experienced just take spoonful
Of harmless Dodson's Liver Tone. Your
druggist or dealer sells you a 50-cent
bottle of Dodson's Liver Tone under
my personal money-back guarantee
that each spoonful will clean your
The Southern herald., 1916-11-17

sOr picked up a sheet Of board and a
charcoal pencil, such as was kept
mandy for writing insulting messages
tobe displayed to the foemen opposite,
and began to sketch out his circle and
triangle.
Fifty yards away Professor DubOn-
net was suddenly taken with an idea.
perhaps it was a case Of thought
transference; perhaps the inactiOn of
french life had stimulated his thinking
iacultles. At any rate, he wrote hur-
Fiedly upon miniature blackboard,
with piece of white chalk kept handy
aor writing insulting messages to the
enemy across the barbed wire op-
posite.
While these two great minds were at
work, other minds were laboring un-
der different problems.
HaVe you got your men ready?" in
CURED Captain dupont of the young
lieutenant in the section of the trench
"nere Dubonnet was actively mapping
"ut MS mathematical campaign.
Yes, Sir. But that fellow Dubonnet
II don't know what to do with him.
LOOK at him nOwl hes drawing dia-
grams and seems Totally ignorant that
eGarge is about to begin"
Leave the poor devil. He'd only
discourage the rest" the captain an
swened.
~ the tFeadhes opposite Captain
scAaldt was twirling his mustache
nereely as he addressed Lieutenant
Schwartz.
The shelling has ceased; think
Ae French are going to charge" he
Sala- Are your men readyf"
All except that foOl of q Muller"
replied the young officer. II don't
snow what to do with him. Look at
nlm now, scribbling there as If the
war was over. or hadn't begun"
"a, Leave him alone. Perhaps he'll get
Al,ied and we'll be rid of him." the
other answered.
At that moment a whistle blew in
e trenches opposite. The French
stlalnoled over the parapet of their
sncn, and, with fixed bnyonets,
Issued madly forward. The Germans,
sss sSuaiiy impetuous, stood up to receive
An e few seconds the two lines
The Southern herald., 1916-11-17
The Devil Baby.

The knowledge of the existence of
the devil baby burst upon the resi-
dents of Hull house one day when
three Italian women, with an excited
rush through the door, demanded that
he be shown to them. No amount Of
denial convinced them that he was
not there, for they knew exactly what
he was like, with his cloven hoofs, his
pointed ears and diminutive tail I;
moreover, the devil baby had been able
to speak as soon as he was born and
was most shockingly profane.
His mother, they declared, was a
plOus Italian girl married to an athe-
list. Her husband vehemently tore a
holy picture from the bedroom wall
saying that he would quite as soon
have q devil in the house as that ;
whereupon the devil incarnated him
self In her coming child. As soon as
the devil baby was born, he ran about
the table shaking his fingers in deep
reprOaeh at bis father, who finally
caught him in fear and trembling
brought him to Hull house. When the
residents there. in spite of the baby's
shocking appearance, wishing to save
his soul, took him to church for bap-
tism, they found that the shawl was
empty and the devil baby, fleeing from
the holy wnter, ran lightly over the
backs Of the pews-Jane Adams in
Atlantic.
The Southern herald., 1916-11-17
Production of Pins.

The production of pins of all varie-
ties in the United States in 1914 was
valued at $2,713,7S2. Common or toilet
pins formed the principal variety, the
production of which was valued at
$1,25S,757. These pins were made Of
steel and brass wire, and the Quanti-
ties were reported to the United States
bureau Of the census partly in pounds
and partly in packs Of $3.50 and 1900
pins each. The production of metal
hairpins was 9,242012 gross, valued
at $52S,362, and the safety pins, 4744,-
3O3 gross, valued at $936,663. The out
put of hooks and eyes was reported as
1,O76,177 great gross, valued at ST.
394,745.
The Southern herald., 1916-11-17
cardui Wins Suit.

After a trial in the United States
District Court of Chicago, before Judge
Carpenter and federal jury, the jury
found the American Medical AssOcia-
tiOn guilty of libeling Cardul, the wom-
ans tonic, which they had denounced
as "nostrum."
This is a vlndication Of the medicine
and proof that it has merit, which
was recognized by a jury after a trial
of three months, one Of the longest
civil cases on record.
Many doctors and chemists testified
on both sides and the evidence totaled
nearly four million words.
The Southern herald., 1916-11-17

sluggish liver better than & dose 81
nasty calomel and that 1t won't make
you sick.
Dodson's Liver Tone is real liver
medicine. You'll know It next morn.
ing because you will wake up feeling
fine, your liver will be working, your
headache and dizziness gone, your
stomach will be sweet and your bowels
regular. You will feel like working;
you'll be cheerful; full Of vlgor ana
ambition.
Dodson's Liver Tone is entirely
vegetable, therefore harmless and can.
not salivate. Give It to your children!
Millions Of people are using Dodson's
Liver Tone instead Of dangerous cal.
omel now. Your druggist will tell you
that the sale Of calomeI ID almost
stopped entirely here. ADV.
The Southern herald., 1916-11-17
ACKNOWLEDGEMENTS
tcopyrIght. lsls. By ". 6. chapman.l

Copyright 1876 by w. g. Chapman)
Jacques Dubonnet, once professor Of
mathematics in the University of
Lyons, looked through his trench peri
scope and grunted. Black with rich
Flanders mud, dlSheveled, with grub
by nails and a sky-blue uniform barely
dlstinguishable under the various kinds
Of clay that covered it, he looked like
anything except what he had been.
His fat body Shook with fear as he
watched the perscOpes along the Ger
man trench opposite him. He wiped
the sweat from his forehead, leaving
the trail Of grimy hand there.
"Peste! am not soldier, / am a
professor" he said. "I am coward.
Why could they not have set me an
easier and cleaner job than this one?"
An expansive smile broke over his
face.
'Why did they not set me to solving
the problem of the relation of the radii
of circle drawn within an isOhedrOuS
triangle tangental to a fixed point on
parabola?" he asked.
Fifty yards distant Hans Ernest
Muller looked through his periscope
toward the French trenches and
grOaned in bitterness of spirit. Dressed
in his gray-green uniform, his stout
form hardly covered by the ill-fitting
clothing, he looked more like a rag
picker than an ex-prOfessOr of Jena.
"Himmel, wish had that fellow
Dubonnet here" he said. "He, who
thinks he has solved the problem on
which we were both working at the
outbreak Of the war, of the relation Of
the radii Of circle drawn within an
isohedrous triangle tangental to a
fixed point on a parabOla p
Seized with sudden idea, born, per-
haps, of weeks of inactiOn, the profess
The Southern herald., 1916-11-17

for the department in Washington,
the prices seemed to be abnormally
high for the great number to be laun-
dered.
Someone in the department sug-
gested that 1t take over the towel
washing business itself as an expert
ment. The suggestion sounded good
to the officials, who purchased a small
washing machine, and it was soon
found that the towels were being
washed at a rate much below that
quoted. The department has within
The Southern herald., 1916-11-17
Mkthod IN hla Madness.

you say Mrs. Naggs was here dur
ing my absence?" said the superln-
tendent Of the lunatic asylum to the
attendant.
"Yes, sir" was the reply. "Shs
called to see about taking her husband
home, but he positively refused TO GO
said he would rather stay here"
II always thought there was some
thing wrong about that man," sald the
superintendent. "He isn't crazy at all. !"
The Southern herald., 1916-11-17

corner OF Thirteenth street and Penn
sylvaLIa avenue northwest.
Through some mysterious agency
of "ratdorl" a huge rodent escaped
sentries and meandered toward the
white light Of the avenue. AS far as
can be learned Il was but a sight
seeing trip, but Sir Rodent had not
counted up the carnivorous capacity
Of other members Of the animal king
dom.
Two bulldogs simultaneously
spied the tourist and both claimed
The Southern herald., 1916-11-17

Wilson for reelection. Mr.. Nlchol-
son is for him and Mrs. Nicholson is
against him and for Mr.. Hughes.
A number of other equally we'll
known families have divided within
the last few weeks over the presl-
dental campaign. Among the cOu-
pies which have agreed to differ as to
presidential candidates are Repre-
sentative William Kent Of California
and Mrs. Kent, Mr.. and Mrs Fremont
Older of California, Mr.. George Mid
llntnn nnd hiA 1Eifn EnIn In Nnllnttn
The Southern herald., 1916-11-17

the past few weeks decided into the laundry
scale new and larger washing machine has purchased
proposes not only wash the Of the
those used at the Washington city post Office This
office laundry will wash Of about
The department has found that
cost Of not IL cents 100 towels 1t said the
by the department in the negbOhood
therefore be estimated that the department
by doing its laundry work.
all times but Is that they thoroughly
The Southern herald., 1916-11-17
MORE HORSES THAN EVER BEFORE,

Neatly believes the horse disappearing
Census statistics show that there this country
than before Notwithstanding that 5O00
by France and Great Britain and to the
The motor and the truck while
have not caused corresponding decrease the
by figures gathered in Chicago where in the last
creased from 1OOO $4,000 while horsedawn
5000 $4,000 Thus $1,000 displaced
DO00 hodrawn vehicles From these figures
long time before horses disappear from the streets
The Southern herald., 1916-11-17

him for their own Two Of teeth closed
time and cultural gful ownership Becoming
incensed at the fuy of this upon
the rat who scampered toward looked
which really flock Of skirts whose stopped
witness the struggle.
Then that fashion certainly
higher and hastily departing visions of dainty en Kpng
would shat is story
His Raship captured.
The Southern herald., 1916-11-17
Still Has ,Em.

an bet you don't have any bowling
old times now you're married, old
chap"
EDont /, thought That shows you
don't know anything about that hid Of
ours"
The Southern herald., 1916-11-17

daughter OF Senator La Toilette Of Wisconsin,
Hopkins of New Jersey Mr. Mrs
Wis
Inc wives maintain that for them and for all
fundamental Importance than suffrage
been ndored by Mr. Hughes opposed
they are out to defeat Mr. Wilson.
The Southern herald., 1916-11-17

Baseball is unlike everything else
in one respect"
"What ls that?"
"The more they get the fans go
ing the hotter 1t is"
The Southern herald., 1916-11-17

Or. 3. T. Jackson, Celebrated PhySIelan,
handed down to posterity his famous
prescription for female troubles Now
sold under the name OF "Femenina."
Price soc and S1.O0.-Adv.
The Southern herald., 1916-11-17
A Trial WIN Convince Anyone.

A Trial VIII Convince Anyone.
Thousands Of people have testified
that the mild and immediate effect Of
Swamp-RoOt, the great kidney. liver and
bladder remedy, is soon realized apd that
1t stands the highest for its remarkable
results in the most distressing cases.
symptoms Of Kidney Trouble.
swanp-Root is not recommended for
everything but il you suffer from annoy
ing bladder troubles, frequently passing
water night and day, smarting or irrita-
ton in passing brick-dust OF sediment.
headache, backache, lame back, diEzi.
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business, heart disturbance due 70 bad
kidney trouble, skin eruptions from bad
blood, neuralgia, rheumatism. lrmbaeo.
bloating, irritability, worn-o feeling.
lack Of ambition, may be loss desh o.
sallow complexion, kidney trouble in IL
worst form may be stealing upon you.
swamp-RoOt Is Pleasant 70 Take.
II you are already convinced that
Swamp-Root Is what you need, you can
purchase the regular iifty.cent and ore
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lple size bottle Of Swamp Root By enclosina
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the Thousands Of grateful letters received
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value and success Of Swamp-Roct are 3
send Tor a sample size bottle Address d..
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The Southern herald., 1916-11-17

Brutus never licked a Roman post
age stamp behind Its bNck-and Bru-
tns Wns nm honorable mnn.
The Southern herald., 1916-11-17
Rat Proves Prediction on Fashions is Correct

HE fashion will be higher than
vndad the other night when large escape two
bulldogs toward crowd who watching
The Southern herald., 1916-11-17
Whenever You Need a General Tonic
Take Groves

The Old Standard Groves Tasteless
chill Tonic is equally valuable as Gen.
eral Tonic because il contains the well
known tonic properties of QUININE and
IRON. It acts on the Liver. Drives out
Malaria, Enriches the Blood and Builds
up the Whole System. 50 cents
The Southern herald., 1916-11-17

gigantic pile. An appropriation of
$3O9,50O is available for the building
of these features of the memorial,
which, according to specifications, are
to be Of the best granite obtainable.
Indications are that the imposing
monument to the martyred president
of the sixties will be completed months
ahead of the time stipulated in the
contract. The contract time is March,
1918, but work is progressing at such
a rate on the memorial that the more
OntimiStic of tho nfFlninln In nhn,.... "A
The Southern herald., 1916-11-17
Rapid Work on the Beautiful Lincoln Memorial

MOTHER step in the building of the Lincoln park
- has been akentha letting
walls Of the beautiful
The Southern herald., 1916-11-17
Post Office Department Running Big Laundry

MAY not be generally known but Uncle Sam is today
BY this means he is combating the high
when the post office deparmen
The Southern herald., 1916-11-17

Wrfght'A Indian Vegetable Pills have stood
the test Of time Test them yourself now. Send
foE sample to 372 Pearl street, N. Y.--Adv.
The Southern herald., 1916-11-17
Should ne Happy on Earm

Those who dwell on farms should
be the most healthy and happy Of all
mankind.
The Southern herald., 1916-11-17

It's better TO break up quarrel than
to patch ii up.
The Southern herald., 1916-11-17
Political Views Divide Many Washington Families

ASHINGTON Meredith Nicholson the offered post
IN the diplomatic service by President wife have agreed
70 daer On most mpotan question
The Southern herald., 1916-11-17
The Evenings Embellishments.

why don't you join our literary
clubP
II don't play cards, or dance the
modern dances"
The Southern herald., 1916-11-17
THOUSANDS HAVE KIDNEY
TROUBLE AND DON'T KNOW IT

Weak and unhealthY kidneys cause So
much sickness and suffering and when
through NEGLECT or other causes, kidney
trouble Is permitted 60 continue, serious
results may be expected.
Your other ORGANS may need sttention-
but your kidneys should have attention
hrst because their work 10 most important.
II you feel that your kidneys are the
cause Of your sickness or run down con-
dition commence sskins DR.. Kilmer'A
Swamp-Root, the great kidney. liver ana
bladder remedy, because IL Il proves TO be
the remedy you need and your kidneys
besin to improve they will help all the
other organs to health.
PreValeney Of Kidney Disease.
Most people do not realize the alarm.
ing increase and remarkable prevalency
Of kidney disease. While kidney dis
orders are among the most common dis.
eases that prevail. they are almost the
last recognized by patients, aOaO usually
content Themselves vith doetorfag ths
e6eets, while the original disease con.
stantly undermines the system.
SPECIAL NorE-You NAV obtain a sau
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