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The Tupelo journal., 1916-11-03
KINGLY QUEENS.
Elizabeth of England, Maria Theresa
and Catherine the Great.

anu SaIneFIne the Treat.
1T Is said that Queen Elizabeth bore
Il grearer variety of popular nicknames
han any other British sovereign. She
was called the Virgin Queen" "Glo
RAMA Good Queen Bess'' and occa.
slonally in compliment to her mascu
line mind king Elizabeth" Her sue.
cessor, James L.. proved such a feeble
ana e1emlnate monarch by contrast to
the klngly queen that he incurred the
lcknam rarely ventured in public.
but frequently in the privacy of safe
company, of Queen James,"
Elizabeth's masculine nickname. al
though less familiar to us today than
most OF the others applied to her. is
recognized in Southey's punning stanza
upon the armada. in which he makes
playful and patriotic use of it in con
junction with the name of her great
naval commander. Sir Francis Drake:
Oh, Nature! To old England still
Continue these mistakes.
Give US for all our kings such queens
AND for our Dux such brakes!
The kingliness of other queens than
Queen Elizabeth has been recognized
sometimes in n way and sometimes
in another. When Maria Theresa in
the hour of her country's peril appeal
ed i'll person to the Hungarian noble.
men to try their loyalty to herself and
her young son the fire and eloquence
of her address SO moved them that as
their swords flashed from the scab-
,bards ana they crowded about her.
waving The naked blades in token of
fealty, they shouted feryently:
We will die for our king. Maria
Theresa"
In 1874 when General SUvarOff, after
the second partition Of Poland. stormed
and captured Praga after "A twelve
hours desperate battle against a supe-
rior force he reported the victory to his
imperial mistress. Catharine the Great
of Russia, in these words:
"Hurrah! Praga' Suvaroff""
To this message Catharine. las beft-
ted Il king and a commander" says the
historian. answered with equal brew.
ity, conveying in three words both con
graduation and promotion.
Bravo. Field marshall Catharinet"
Youths Companion.
The Tupelo journal., 1916-11-03
Hearing an Electric Current.

An interesting electrical experiment
Illustrating the fact that sound ac-
companies the passage Of electricity
through the body can be shown in the
following manner Let two persons
each hold an electrode from a small
magnetic or shocking coil. Let one per-
son with his free hand touch the other
person behind and just below the ear.
A buzzing sound, otherwise inaudible,
can be heard. The tone of the sound
depends upon the number of Interrupt
tons of the current.-Cleveland Plain
Dealer.
The Tupelo journal., 1916-11-03
Not a Matter of Money.

Ones worldly possessions seem to
have very little to do in the matter OF
determining ones happiness, and we
verify believe that We got just as much
pleasure and satisfaction out of life III
the old days of our poverty. when we
used to give u wife a carpet sweeper
for Christmas, as we do now, when we
give her half a dozen salad forks
Ohio State Journal.
The Tupelo journal., 1916-11-03
Your Dog to Wipe Hi. Feet.

4 puppy a easily be taught to wipe
its feet on the doormat when entering
a house. and the habit once formed is
seldom broken. The modus operandi is
simple. Every time the dog is brought
to the door the command is given.
Wipe your feet" The trainer then
lifts each paw In succession and pulls
1t twice across the mat. In a few days
the dog will he wiping his own feet
Good Housekeeping.
The Tupelo journal., 1916-11-03
A Good limo Waa Had.

He-How did you come out financial.
" with your entertainment for the Old
Ladies' home? She-The old ladies
owe Us $50.-Boston Evening Tran
script
The Tupelo journal., 1916-11-03
Too Much.

VIVA are theSe!"
Tapestries. Fine for the home,"
suggested the salesman.
mo. thanks. It's bad enough to have
to beat the carpets every year without
adding the wall paper."-Pittsburgh
Post.
The Tupelo journal., 1916-11-03

No man or boy is ever the slightest
rood in this world unless he has ambi-
finn.-LOrd Stanley.
The Tupelo journal., 1916-11-03

Your druggist will refund money II PAZO
OINTMENT fails to cure any case Of Itching.
Blind, Bleeding o~rProtruding Piles in 6to l4days.
The FIRST application gives Ease and Rest. Soc.
The Tupelo journal., 1916-11-03
Only One.

What are the three rules for sue
Three? There's only one"
"What is it?'
Make g0od."-Detroit Free Press.
The Tupelo journal., 1916-11-03
Whenever You Need q General Tonic
Take Groves

The Old Standard Groves Tasteless
chill Tonic is equally valuable as a
General Tonic because it contains the
well known tonic properties ofQUININE
and IRON. 1t acts on the Liver, Drives
out Malaria, Enriches the Blood and
Builds up the Whole System. so cents.
The Maryville times. (Maryville, Tenn.) 1884-1944, 1916-08-17
DOWNWARD COURSE
Fast Being Realized by Maryvilte
People

A little backache at first.
Daily increasing till the back is
lame and weak.
Urinary disorders may quickly fol-
low;
Dropsy and often Bright's disease.
This frequently is the downward
course of kidney ills.
Don't take this course. Follow
the advice of Maryville citizen.
Mrs. M. Haworth, 221 Washington
Ave-, Maryville, says: "My worst
trouble was from rheumatic pains
in my joints and limbs. also suf-
fered from weak and lame back.
Sometimes my back ached and / had
dull throbbing over my kidneys.
The kidney secretions were irregu-
lar in passage, too. Doan's Kidney
Pills, which l got from George &
Mitchell's Drug Store, have never
failed to relieve these attacks and
they have acted perfectly satisfac-
tory.
Price SOC, at all dealers. Don't
simply ask for a Kidney remedy
get Doan's Kidney Pills the same
that Mrs. Haworth had. Foster
Milburn Co., Props, Buffalo, N. Y.
The Maryville times. (Maryville, Tenn.) 1884-1944, 1916-08-17
THOUGHTS FOR THE DAY

To be glad of life because it gives
you the chance to love and to work
and to play and to look up at the
stars, to be satisfied with your pos
sessions, but not contented with
yourself until you have made the
best of them7--to despise nothing in
the world : except falsehood and
meauness, 1Ato fear nothing ex-
cept cowartsIce; to be governed by
your admifations rather than by
your disgusts; to covet nothing that
is your neighbours except his kind
ness of heart and gentleness of man.
ners; to think seldom of your enem-
les, often of your friends, and every
day of Christ; and to spend as much
time as you can, with body and with
spirit, in Gods out-of-doors; these
are little guide-posts on the foot
path to peace.-Rev. Henry Van
Dyke.
The Maryville times. (Maryville, Tenn.) 1884-1944, 1916-08-17
CARELESSNESS

/ am more powerful than the COM
bined armies of the world.
/ have destroyed more men than
all the wars of the world.
l am more deadly than bullets,
and | have wrecked more homes
than the mightiest of siege guns.
l steal in the United States alone
over three hundred million dollars
each year.
/ spare no one, and find my vic
tins among the rich and poor alike
the young and the old; the strong
and the weak; widows and orphans
know me.
| loom up to such proportions that
| cast my shadow over every field
of labor from the turning of the
grindstone to the moving of every
train.
l massacre thousands upon thous-
ands of wage-earners in a year.
l Turk in unseen places, and do
most of my work silently. You are
warned against me, but you heed
not.
am relentless ! am every
the home, on the street,
in the factory, at railroad crossings,
and on the sea.
l bring sickness, degradation and
death, and yet few seek to avoid me.
l destroy, crush or main; l give
nothing, but take all.
| am your worst enemy.
/ am CARELESSNESS.
--Placard in the Rock Island Arsenal
The Maryville times. (Maryville, Tenn.) 1884-1944, 1916-08-17
NEW MARKET ZINC FARM
SOLD FOR $15,5OO CASH
Repair Work on High School Build.
ing Progressing Well.

New Market, Aug, 14.-The New
Market Zinc Co. farm was sold at
public sale August 9th to the Grass
vile Chemical Co. of Cleveland for
cash consideration of $15,500.
Those from a distance who attended
the sale were Messrs M. Casewelle
Heine of Newark, N. j.; MATHEWS
and Sinclen. of Cleveland, O.; Jno.
T. Milligan Mr.. Hatcher of Ember-
vile and Hugh Tate of Knoxville.
The repair work on the New
Market high school building is pro
crossing nicely and in all probability
will be ready for the opening in the
early part of September. The board
has elected the following to teach
the coming year: Principal, Prof.
Adams of Maryville, Tenn; assistant
Mss Lewis CT Knox ~cou9tv..4-44sv
McBeth of Knoxville and Miss Jessie
Newman of Mascot
The Maryville times. (Maryville, Tenn.) 1884-1944, 1916-08-17
MAKE THE KITCHEN
CONVENIENT.

While exercise has many good
Qualities, most housewives would be
less fatigued at the end of the day
and would have more time for re-
creation outside the kitchen, if the
kitchens were arranged more con-
veniently. The statement is made
that in six years the woman who
does the house work for an average
family walks the distance around
the world.
Every housewife gets more than
enough of this particular kind of
walking. In most kitchens the num-
Der of her steps might be greatly re-
duced merely by giving serious
thought to the matter and rearrang-
ing the kitchen furniture.
Most kitchens could be improved
in the matter of convenience, but it
is also true that many housewives
are taking many unnecessary steps
because they have not given a
thought to how they might arrange
the kitchen furniture more conven-
iently.
The Maryville times. (Maryville, Tenn.) 1884-1944, 1916-08-17
ST. LOUIS MAN, 70, WEEDS Wild
OW AFTER WEEKS COURTSHIP

Cincinnati, Ohio, Aug. al
rather guess you'd call 1t a case of
love at first sight-like they have in
the story books. Mr.. Osterle and |
never met until a week ago last Mon
day, and while we may both seem
rather well along in years we don't
feel so, and I'm sure we're going to
live happily"
Mrs. Christian Osterle, 65 years
old, bride of a few hours, was speak
ing. Until this morning she was
Mrs. Louis Fortune of College Hill,
this city. At 1880 this morning
she was married to Christian Osterle,
70 years old, of Clifton Heights,
st. Louis, in the parlors of Hotel
Gibson.
The Maryville times. (Maryville, Tenn.) 1884-1944, 1916-08-17
ANNUAL REUNION OF
THE GODDARD FAMILY

The third annual reunion of the
Goddard family was held at Rock
ford last Thursday. About three hun
dred were present.
The welcome address was
given by Rev. Hall, pastor of the
Presbyterian church at that place.
Though some of the principal
speakers could not be present on &C
count of sickness and other hinder
ing, the time was taken up by other
speakers who proved themselves
equal to the occasion. Among these
were James A. Goddard, Mrs. Lon
Goddard Henry, Miss Edith Goddard
Nathan Goddard, all of Maryvil1e,
and Grant Goddard, of Knox county.
James H. Goddard, the singer of the
family, furnished music to the en-
tire satisfaction of all present.
At the noon hour a great feast
was spread under the oak trees, SUI
pervised by Mrs. Grant Goddard, of
Knox county, and Mrs. John A. God
dard, of Maryville.
After dinner the crowd returned
to the church where officers were
elected for the coming year and COM
mittees appointed. Then there was
more music. The following were
elected for the coming year,
Miss Edith Goddard, of Maryville,
president; John A. Goddard, re-elect-
ed as secretary of the organization.
Mrs. Lon Goddard Henry and Jno.
A. Goddard and Miss Edith Goddard
were appointed to draw up suitable
resolutions in case death occurs
during this year.
The committee to arrange a place |
and time of meeting next. year, and |
to prepare a program, is as follows:
Albert Goddard, of Knox county; Al
L. Goddard, Mrs. WA. Dunlap; Mrs. |
John A. Goddard and Mrs. A. L.
Goddard and Rome Goddard, all of |
The Maryville times. (Maryville, Tenn.) 1884-1944, 1916-08-17
CARNIVAL MEN ARE
FINED BY THE TOWN

Convicted of operating end aiding
and abetting in operating indecent
and immoral plays at the carnival
held in Maryville last week, fines of
$50 and costs were imposed upon
the manager. one of the show oper-
ators and two of the girls associated
with the company. Some of the fea-
lures put on at the carnival were UNI
fit for men to witness, but boys OF
tender years were admitted to the
shows. The censor committee of the
Board of Trade, comprised of DR..
R.W. Wells, Ben Cunningham and J.
L. Tweed, considered the shows un-
fit to be seen. r. B. Oliver, special
officer named by the council, advis-
ed the shows to be stopped. However
this advise was not obeyed, and the
arrests were made and fines were
1t seems that someone put
some of the dancers wise to the fact
that warrants were to be sworn out,
as they got away. If this advice or
was given to the players
or show people, parties guilty of the
act should be arrested, fined and
dealt with as courts of JUS
tice deem best. Maryville and Blount
county officers ought to close down
such shows as these as soon as the |
tents are opened, apdenot wait for |
citizens or special eficers to step in
and tell them theiF duties.
Sheriff Webb was a witness
,or the show people.
The Maryville times. (Maryville, Tenn.) 1884-1944, 1916-08-17
SERVES DIAMOND RING IN
ICE CREAM; ADVERTISES

Atlantic City, Aug. Ito be
served with a valuable diamond ring
with an order of ice cream was the
unique experience of a patron of a
local restaurant as the following ad.
which appeared in the local papers,
will show:
LOST-Generous reward for re-
turn of ring. Platinum mounting
set with two diamonds and two sap
phires. Serve! TO guest on Sunday
in ice cream glass at Chrysallis din
ing room.
Whether the patron swallowed the
sparkler is not known. At all events
he has shown no intimation that he
is in possession of the ring.
The Chrysallis is fashionable
tea-room and the diamond slipped
from the finger of an attendant
while filling the order for ice cream.
The Maryville times. (Maryville, Tenn.) 1884-1944, 1916-08-17
OLD HONEY MINE FOUND;
HAS HUNDREDS OF POUNDS

Live Oak, Cal, Aug. 17.-Carl Wer-
ner has located a "honey mine" in
the Suffer Buttes, and is taking out
great quantities of the bee product.
In three days he removed many
hundred pounds.
The honey was taken from cleft
in the rock, on spur from the main
workers have been adding to the
great deposit is but conjecture, be-
cause Werner has known of the
honey mine for "a years.
Werner estimates he will have g.
900 pounds of beeswax, which now
is quoted at 25 and % cents pound
Much of the honey is too old and
discolored to be marketable.
The Maryville times. (Maryville, Tenn.) 1884-1944, 1916-08-17
DIAMOND TAKEN FROM HIS
TEETH BEFORE FUNERAL

Eitoo Par, Aug. r1i4tr--Just be-
fore theYfuneral of Caramel Bave. !
jewelry salesman, the 500 diamond
which he had set between his two
upper front teeth some years ago,
was removed by dentist. Bave's
hobby was diamonds and he was
known among his friends as the
Diamond King"
lis family had not thought of dis
UurDing the gem in his mouth until it
was suggested that grave robbers
might attempt to recover it.
The Maryville times. (Maryville, Tenn.) 1884-1944, 1916-08-17
BREAK IN HOUSE TO USE
BATHTUB; LEAVE PAYMENT

Ell Dorado, Kan, Aug. 17.-El
Dorado has fallen heir to two SEEM
ingly honest housebreakers. Two
Ell Dorado women returned home
recently and found the bath tub
smeared with oily dirt and in the
bottom of the tub two quarters. Con-
ditions of the window above the tub
indicated that the men had entered
that way and proceeded to clean up,
leaving the so cents as payment.
The Maryville times. (Maryville, Tenn.) 1884-1944, 1916-08-17
JOHNSON SpUNTY
FARMER LOSES
Twenty Dollars Sent to His Lady
Love of Wealth.

Bristol, Tenn, Aug. 14.-An East
Tennessee farmer, so years old,
whose home is in Johnson county,
and who had made up his mind that
to win third wife would not be a
bad idea, especially since the propo-
sition had fortune attached to it,
cine here to meet his fancied bride
to-be, only to return home
broken-hearted, and the wiser for his
experience. He did not realize that
he had been buncoed by "green
goods" artist until he had waited
her" "a hours past time when a
"W ealthy lady" from New York was
to have Joined him here to become
his life partner in his mountain
home. Although the woman in the
case (evidently a MANI had cashed
the farmers certified check for $40
as small donation for the trip to
Bristol, it failed to bring the farmer
his anticipated bride.
1t was a matrimonial advertise
ment that "caught" the farmer. The
"bride-to-be" first wrote that "she"
wanted to marry a poor man and
that money was no object to Cher.
But at the conclusion of the CORES
pondence she figured but that it
might be a good idea for the groom
to-be to bear a part of the expense
of the jo&rney to Bristol as an evil
dence of devotion. The farmers
twenty dollars is adding to the lux
ury of some New York schemer,
while the farmer is weighing the
lesson in mist of gloom and disap-
The Maryville times. (Maryville, Tenn.) 1884-1944, 1916-08-17
NOTICE !

All persons intending to enter the
Republican Primary Election to be
held in Blount county for the nomi-
nation for Representative must quail
ify on or before August 26, ~
o'clock with Sec. Of Gov. Board at
Office of S. M. Morton, J. P, Mary
vile.
This Aug. IL, 1916.
J. R. Hannah, Chairman.
w. o. Maxey, Sec. & Treas.
The Maryville times. (Maryville, Tenn.) 1884-1944, 1916-08-17
Deafness Cannot Be Cured

By local applications, - they cannot reach the
diseased portion of the ear There is only one
way to cure Deafness anc thafis by constitution.
al remedies. Deafness is caused by an in1amed
condition of the mucous lining Of the Eustachian
Tube. When this tube is in6amed you have
Fumbling sound or imperfect hearing, and when
It is entirely closed Deafness is the result, and
unless the Inflammation can be taken out and
this tube restored to Its normal condition, hear
ing will be destroyed forever; nine cases out OF
ten are caused by Catarrh which is nothing but
nm infamed condition of the mucous surfaces.
We will give One Hundred Dollars for any case
OF Deafness Caused by catarrh) that cannot be
cured by Halls Catarrh Cure. Send for circu'
Jars, free.
Sold by Druggists, 76c.
7 Take HaM's Famp~ Pills constipation.
The Maryville times. (Maryville, Tenn.) 1884-1944, 1916-08-17
FOR RENT.

FOR RENT.
One 8 Room House, on Montvale
Pike, near College. See me at Trus-
tees Office from $3.50 to 4 o'clock.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1916-04-04
GEORGIA RECORDS ARE IN
DANGER EACH DAY

ATLANTA, Ga, April 4.-Records in
the Georgia state capitol that could
rot possibly be replaced if lost o.
Lurned, are in daily danger of de-
struction by fire. Several officials IN
the capitol have called Governor Nat
Harris attention to the fact that the
building is not fireproof and that
there is no watchman on duty at night
or Sundays and holidays.
The records in the office of the Sec
retary of state show the county lines
of the state, and the originals of all
the acts of the legislature The re
cords in the Office of Lucien Lamar
Knight, historian and compiler of re-
cords, contain the names of Georgians
who fought in the Revolutionary Wa,
the War of 1912 and the Civil War.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1916-04-04
KOREA INCREASES
IN FOREIGN TRADE

SEOUL, Korea, April 1.-The regen-
GRAFTON of Korea has been continuing
notwithstanding the war, according 70
proclamation just issued by Count
Terauchi, the governor general, WHO
warns the people against over conf
dence and urges them to greater pro-
gress. In round figures, the foreign
trade of the country has reached $54.-
100000 during the past year, accord
ing to the report, doubling the sum Of
five years ago. The value of exports
has risen nearly three-fold, with the
result that the excess of imports over
exports, which once stood at 100 per
cent, has dropped to 20 per cent.
The value of agricultural products
is now estimated at $150000,00O a year,
which is double the returns for the
first year under the Japanese regime.
More rice was produced than was
needed last year, so it was possible to
export this commodity to the value Of
$12,0OO,000 The governor general
pointed out that there was still great
necessity, however, for improving the
methods of farming. The area of cul-
tiyated land is still only 12 per cent. OF
the entire area of arabic territory. To
avoid loss from foods or drouth, il
is still necessary to enlarge the sys-
tenn of irrigation, and to undertake af.
forestation.
Among other things which the gov
ernor general noticed as items in the
progress of Korea were the fact that
more than $500 guilds for saving
money had been established with to-
tal credit Of 100000; deposits in pos
tai savings banks reached a total of
100000; repairs have beer completed
during the past five years on some T.
600 miles of road; the construction of
the Honam-S Seoul Wonsan railway has
been completed, in addition to the Fu-
san-New-Wiju line, and the total
mileage of railways no wopen to traffic
is over thousand miles. Telegraph
and postal stations have been estab
lished at 600 places; the total number
ot common schools is now over 400.
and some schools for higher education
have also been founded
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1916-04-04
ADAMS EXPRESS NOW
IN HANDS OF SOUTHERN

NEW YORK, April 4. William
N. Barrett, president of the Adams
Express company, announced here yes
terday that the controlling interest in
tie Southern Express company had
been acquired by his company.
Mr.. Barrett said, however, that
there would be no change in the man.
agement Of the Southern Express CON-
pany, that Morton F. Plant will remain
as chairman of the board of directors,
r. W. Leary, as president. and E. NJ.
Williams, as vice president.
Mr.: Barrett in announcing the
transfer of control of teh Southern
Express company, said that the Adams
Express company had been the second
largest owner of the Southern Ex-
press company for more than fifty
years.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1916-04-04
ENGLAND SHORT
100000 COTTAGES

LONDON, April 4-There is at pres
ent a shortage of 100000 cottages in
England. Besides this shortage, there
are old and unsanitary areas that
ought to be cleared away. The build
ing of these new cottages with view
to providing discharged soldiers with
work after the war and to removing a
cause of emigration is the subject of a
general scheme devised by the Ma
tional and Housing and own Planning
Council. 1t also forms another in
stance of the way the war has dissi-
pated England's Indifference to her
internal problems.
One of the main causes of complaint
among leasehold farmers and farm
hands is the poor housing. Ancient
cottages with the lower floor flush with
The ground and the roof thatched with
straw may be picturesque, but they are
damp and main cause of the rheu-
n.atism from which the country people
suffer so much. Of the 100000 cot
tages, about 10000 are needed in the
rural districts. Families are now
cramped into small quarters, living in
old and mouldy homes or new and
cheaply built affairs that have no
modern ideas or Improvements.
The provision of homesteads with
small holdings and the intensive culti-
vation of the soil, reforesting, the re
clamation of wastes, the settlement Of
disabled soldiers and sailors on the
soil and town-p1anning schemes in
yolving new main roads, Fairgrounds
and open spaces, are part of the pro-
gram of the housing council, which has
called national council for this month
t. take action on its proposals.