davidaulloa/AmericanStories huggingface dataset:
The Washburn times. [volume] (Washburn, Wis.) 1896-1976, 1916-01-27
Hopes Women viii
Adopt This Habit
AS Well As Men
Glass of hot water each morn.
ing helps US look and feel
clean, sweet, fresh.

Happy, bright, Advantageous and
vivacious-a good clear skin; nat
ural, rosy complexion and freedom
from illness are assured only by clean,
healthy blood. If only every woman
and likewise every man could realize
the wonders of drinking phosphated
hot water each morning, what graf
flying change would take place.
Instead of the thousands Of sickly,
manufacturing men, women and
girls with pasty or muddy complex
ions; instead of the multitudes OF
nerve wrecks" "rundowns," brain
flags" and pessimists we should see =
virile, optimistic throng OF rosy.
checked people everywhere.
An inside bath is had by drinking,
each morning before breakfast, glass
of real hot water with teaspoonful
of limestone phosphate in it to wash
from the stomach, liver, kidneys and
ten yards Of bowels the previous days
indigestible waste, sour lamentations
and poisons, thus cleansing, sweeten-
ing and freshening the entire alimen-
tary canal before putting more food
into the stomach.
Those subject to sick headache, bill
iousness, nasty breath, rheumatism,
colds; and particularly those who
have a pallid, sallow complexion and
who are constipated very often, are
urged to obtain a quarter pound of
limestone phosphate from any drug
gist or at the store which will cost
but trifie but is sufficient to demon
strate the quick and remarkable
change in both health and appearance
awaiting those who practice internal
sanitation. We must remember that
inside cleanliness is more important
than outside, because the skin does
not absorb impurities to contaminate
the blood, while the pores in the thir.
ty feet OF bowels do.--Adv.
The Washburn times. [volume] (Washburn, Wis.) 1896-1976, 1916-01-27
Wealth in Conner Iraps.

Cottonwood Falls, kidnapping
gophers, on which this county rays a
bounty of ten cents, is providing a
source of wealth to many farmer boys,
who bring in their packs of gopher
scalps to be exchanged for bounty
money at the county treasurer's Of
fec. The record number of gcphers
on which this county has ever paid
bounty was brought in recently by AL
bert Ramsey, farmer boy of Dia-
mond Creek township, who had cap
tured just $40 gophere and was
naid ga
The Washburn times. [volume] (Washburn, Wis.) 1896-1976, 1916-01-27

King Ferdinand of Bulgaria is an en-
thusiastic botanist. His collection OF
Alpine plants is considered the most
complete in Europe.
In short time one will be able to
go from Alaska to Patagonia in a
sleeping car Already more than 1000
of the total $4,000 or $4,000 miles of
railroad is in operation.
In the Four Counties inn, in Eng
land, it is possible to eat in Leicester
shire, sleep in Staffordshire, drink in
Warwickshire and smoke in Derby
shire without leaving the building.
The Washburn times. [volume] (Washburn, Wis.) 1896-1976, 1916-01-27
new Treatment FOR
SWOLLEN veins

Swollen veins are dangerous and
often burst Sufferers are advised to
get a. two-ounce, original bottle OF
Emerald Oil full strengthl at any
pharmacist and start to reduce the
veins and punches at once.
PHYSICIANS recommend Emerald Oil:
it is used In hospital practice and a
small bottle will last long time. be-
cause it is very concentrated. Apply
night and morning with the SOFT BRUSH
as directed until the swelling is re-
duced to normal.
IL is so marvelously powerful that
swollen glands, and even goitre disap-
pear when used steadily.
The Washburn times. [volume] (Washburn, Wis.) 1896-1976, 1916-01-27
CONVERSATIONS

Minnesotas 1914 poultry and egg
output was valued at s35,0OO000.
Broom handles are needed in Glas-
gov, Scotland, which formerly got us
supplies from northern Europe.
Italians who have become natural
ICED in Switzerland are liable to mill
tary service in both countries
On the surface submarines derive
their motive power from oil or petrol;
submerged. they are driven by cleo
tricity
The Washburn times. [volume] (Washburn, Wis.) 1896-1976, 1916-01-27
Too Deem for Him.

Young Mrs. Dubwaite is a roman
tic person. She has an idea that her
soul and Dubwaites soul were seek
ing each other for centuries before
they met"
"When she starts to talking that
way how does Dubwaite act?"
"He appears so i'll at ease that I'm
sure if the poor fellow really thought
he had a soul he would apologize pro.
fusely."
The Washburn times. [volume] (Washburn, Wis.) 1896-1976, 1916-01-27
cow BREAKS BUTTER RECORD
100000 Lady Pontiac Johanna OF Suf-
fsIo, NJ. Y, Produces 41.s1
Pounds a Week.

Buffalo, n. Y.-Lady Pontiac Jo-
hanna. a COW valued at $4,000, has
lust broken the worlds record for but
ter production by yielding 65S pounds
of milk in one week, from which was
made 4l.S1 pounds of butter. This
eclipses the former butter record by
five and a quarter pounds. The COW
was MIXED four times daily under SUI
The Washburn times. [volume] (Washburn, Wis.) 1896-1976, 1916-01-27
Heifers Chase Rabbits.

Pennsburg, Pa.--If new idea of a
Sumneytown farmer becomes a fad
the rabbit dog may be pushed into
the background. He has trained soma
of his heifers to scent and chase rab-
bits with as much success as dogs,
and, indeed, cheaper.
The Washburn times. [volume] (Washburn, Wis.) 1896-1976, 1916-01-27
Not After the Best.

"She says she wouldn't marry tns
hest man on earth. Plenty OF girls say
that. idle talk, Ell?
ION, l don't know. Some girls mean
- some of them are looking Tor
-rao1tt louisville Courier-Journal.
The Washburn times. [volume] (Washburn, Wis.) 1896-1976, 1916-01-27
Slipping One over.

Convict 1103-The doc told me IL
did not quit smoking I'D croak within
two years.
Convict 1104-Going to quit?
Convict 1103-Nope; the jokes on
the doc; I'm going to be hanged next
month.-Chaparral.
The Washburn times. [volume] (Washburn, Wis.) 1896-1976, 1916-01-27
enoms Of Yesteryear.

mo, you're right-ther' ant as
much of it. an it don't lay as long
ON, what's more-dang me, If IT.
even as white as it ulster be-
Judge.
The Washburn times. [volume] (Washburn, Wis.) 1896-1976, 1916-01-27
a HeartIess Wretch.

vife-Here is an article in this
magazine on How Men Propose. DO
rou remember how you proposed to
ne? :.
uusband-Not exactly; but 1t must
TO been in the dark by mistake
The Washburn times. [volume] (Washburn, Wis.) 1896-1976, 1916-01-27

David Lloyd-George believes that
every able-bodied Englishman should
be working for his country, either at
home in the making of war material
or in the trenches fighting the enemy.
For this reason the Strong Man Oh
england" will no longer employ men
in his household. His present cha1f
feur is a Miss Marsh, with whom he IS
we'll satisfied.
The Washburn times. [volume] (Washburn, Wis.) 1896-1976, 1916-01-27

Opportunity knocks at every mans
door. After that the man who didn't
respond does the knocking.
The Washburn times. [volume] (Washburn, Wis.) 1896-1976, 1916-01-27

pervision of a representative of the
New York state agricultural depart
ment. Lady Pontiac Johanna is
owned by Oliver Cabana, Jr OF
Buffalo.
The Washburn times. [volume] (Washburn, Wis.) 1896-1976, 1916-01-27
The ouinine That Does Not Affect Head
Exchanne places

Because OF its tonic and laxative effect. r.AXA-
TIVE BROMO QUININE is better than ordinary
quinine and can be taken by anyone. zsc.
The Washburn times. [volume] (Washburn, Wis.) 1896-1976, 1916-01-27

picture taken by Russian airman the start
poisoned cloud rolling before
after being released from the gas
On right
showing is nearly setting. -
The Holt County sentinel. (Oregon, Mo.) 1883-1980, 1916-12-08

principal being due and payable by
reason OF default In payment Of the
interest thereon rs aforesaid, and
Whereas, II Is provided in said Trust
Deed that 30 days public notice Of the
time, terms and place OF sale, and of
the property to be sold shall be given
by advertisement In some newspaper
printed and published in the town of
Oregon, Missouri.
Now, therefore, notice Is hereby Civ
en- that ! will sell the above described
real estate 10 the highest bidder at
the Court House door, in the City OF
Oregon, Holt County, Missouri, on
Monday, January 8, 1917. for the pur-
pose of paying said debt and interest
cost and expense Of this sale.
w. II. RICHARDS,
Trustee.
The Holt County sentinel. (Oregon, Mo.) 1883-1980, 1916-12-08
New line OF Bissell's Car.
pet and Vacuum Sweepers.
TEARE 4 RULEY

John Feuerbachcr sold, Wcdnes-
day. n bunch OF 55 June pigs, that
averaged 30 pounds; he got $3.50
per hundred.
Earl Atkins and wife, Of The
happy parents of baby boy. born to
them November &c.
N. J. Kyger, a former resident Of
this city. Is In very feeble health ut
tho home Of his daughter, Mrs. Frank
Evans. of Kansas City.
The paving Of the eight blocks
of streets in asphal,um was complet-
cd. Satur,laylast, December 2. The
work was begun July 10.
Oakley Morris. Of Mound City,
was here Monday. having business be-
fore our county court, relating to
some drainage matters.
---Dorothca and Mildred. daughters
Of Mr. and Mrs. Lawrence kaucher,
were Thanksgiving guests % their
aunt, Mr.. and Mrs. Frank Sutton.
Ed Gibson Is gradually showing
signs Of improvements. and first thing
We NIL know. I'd will be holdisg down
fright tackle" on the Missouri foot
ball team.
Miss bertha Reynolds. who has
been assisting In The Sentinel Office
the past few weeks. u now helping
postunScr iiartha. preparatory to
tho holiday rush.
Albert Brusa. Of Mercer, this
state. died recently ~ the age Of l0i
y,a,a ~. v4o. tho oldest old Ecllox,.
in the state. having been initiated into
the order In lsis.
i have for sale or rent. 40 acres.
known a. the I'd Foster so, nine miles
northca,, Of Oregon. Address.
ROY CAMPBELL.
lIolyokc. Colorado.
The Holt County sentinel. (Oregon, Mo.) 1883-1980, 1916-12-08


THE first three days OF peccm
bcr,' y y mn old saying. rules tn
winter W u prove. true TINS year
then we viii surely have mild an'
most delightful winter
j. NJ. Wickiscr. agcd 81. died n
the county farm. Sunday. December
3. The body was taken 10 Craig fol
burial. on Monday, IN charge Of baw'
son q Pottijohn. undor,akcrs.
w. II. Richards has returned
FROM Ahbcyvillc, South Carolina
where he was on business trip. o,
well ~ one Of pleasure. lie tells u.
he enjoyed every hour Of his trip.
-patmas,er IInrsbn did the "mov.
ing act" so clcycrcly and nicely tina,
no one realized what was going on
until Friday morning. December |,
when he handed you your mail from
the new location.
i, 1904 during Th,,ks,ivir,
week Weber & Bnrycss' at force;
civ were raving q cents n noun
vear hens wsr s' cent, md mS" NO. t
KEYS wcrc offered on Inc market wv
The Holt County sentinel. (Oregon, Mo.) 1883-1980, 1916-12-08

--Lost--A horse blanket, between
Hugh Brohan's and r. w. Headley's.
Finder please return TO Ward Headley
and receive reward.
II have for sale or rent, 80 acres,
known as the Ed Foster 80, nine miles
northeast Of Oregon. Address,
ROY CAMPBELL,
Holyohe, Colorado.
The county superintendent extends
. cordial invitation 10 school patrons
In the rural districts, especially, 70
hear Mr.. Green at the Delpheus, In
Mound City, Friday, December 10, q
8 p. m. She hopes TO b able 10 vel.
come every school board member Of
the county.
The Holt County sentinel. (Oregon, Mo.) 1883-1980, 1916-12-08
Lumber For Sale

On my farm. in Kimscy ncighbor-
hood, four miles north Of Forest City.
J. G. MEYER.
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1916-02-13
Demand for Tax Exempt Securities.

When congress whipped the income tax law
into shape the interest upon obligations OF a
state or any political subdivision thereof" was
exempted by general consent. The exemption
practically was effected in advance By gen
.tieman's agreement" which stilied the cpposi-
ton OF certain states to the constitutional
amendment permitting the tax. To tax public
securities, Il was commended, meant an impair
ment OF their value and restricted market for
obligations necessary 70 conserve public needs.
Results Justify the event. During the last half
year the market for state and local securities
has enjoyed a boom. evidence OF growing
demand was manifested in the premium paid
FOR Omaha school bonds. one OF dozens OF sim
liar active biddings. more recent sale OF
$4,000, 900 4 per cent New York state canal
bonds occasioned moderate bargain rush
among local bankers. Many reasons for the
demand are current. the most generally 40
cepted being the known abundance of money
in the country.
But a Aubtler and less known factor presses
upon the market and for reasons springing
from the income tax exemption. The New
York Financial World estimates that during
the past year tax exempt securities to the
amount OF ss7B, 900 have been purchased
by banks, estates and individuals. Nor IL
there any likelihood OF tho demand easing up
The fairly certain prospect OF congress increas
ing the tax on large incomes will be support
ing force for taxless securities for indefinit.
time.
The situation growing out OF the exemption
present the novel aspect Of the federal govern
ment comforting benefits on states and mino
| political divisions, which becomes at ono.
| An effective means OF defeating the object o
the Law.
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1916-02-13
Nehrn,ka,, wonderfnl Exhibit.

Governor Morehead's little address. de-
liyered by long distance telephone, TO the con-
vention OF commercial clubs in Washington
might we'll bo delivered TO the citizens OF the
state, so far as its informative value Is con-
cerned. Nebraskans know in a general way
the prosperity Of their great commonwealth
but they are not always posted on its details
The governor touched two high spots, one the
feet that Nebraska spends 100000 year
OH its public schools, the other that the state Is
out OF debt and has S1O,0OO,OOO loaned on ap-
proved security No state in the union can
make better showing under these heads. The
population Of the state is still fewer than 1900
600, while It's total wealth is well over s2'OOo
per capita 1t is a leader in all that makes
for the progress OF the race. The industry and
thrift OF its people, and their inteligently APP
piled efforts have lifted Nebraska to the very
front in the list of prosperity. and will keep 1t
there.
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1916-02-13
Whitfield TO A POINT.


Stupid men are never satisfied with
themselves.
NO man who hasn't been tempted is
sure OF his honesty.
Even a prohibitionist InaAes no kick
about the horn OF plenty.
Some people can best make their pres
ence felt by their absence.
The last step In q questionable under
taking may be q iock-step.
A distant manner doesn't lead enchant-
ment to ones view Of friendship.
II takes woman chauffeur to steer
baby carriage through q crowd.
Procrastination IL g banana peel that
has caused the downfall OF many man.
At forty man knows about half as
much as he thought he knew at twenty.
Any woman may drive her husband
TO drink, but abe can't make him take
water.
A girl may be able to pose a. an
angel during courtship. but after mar
riags she sheds her wings.
II ali the worlds q stage It's up to
each Of us to contribute something toward
the elevation thereof.
The mother who win deliberately aA-
nit that some other baby L. as smart as
hers. isn't to be trusted.
We honestly believe that the man who
tackles the beautiful snow with q shovel
win make more money than the one
who writes poetry about its-Chicagc
Newe.
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1916-02-13
prsnarsdne,s for Service.

Eighty-two midshipmen at the Annapolis
Naval academy have been dropped from the
rolls because OF failure to keep up to the stand
ard OF scholarship set for the institution
These young men come out OF the several
classes In almost equal proportions showing
that mental ncapacity may DO developed any
where along the line during the four-year
course Of training. The percentage OF failure
Indicated there IL rather higher than at other
Great schools. and suggests that the tests re-
ouired may be too severe. This will serve as
occasion for continuance OF the discussion
started last summer, when the inquiry over
alleged "cribbing' was under way.
Il is admitted that the United States re-
ouirea n high standard Of efficiency from
young men trained at its military and naval
academies The course In mathematics and
allied sciences IL especially comprehensive and
severe, but not beyond the mentality OF large
number OF students as ia amply shown by the
long list OF graduates from these institutions.
Discipline is strict, and yet not more so than
10 expected In service where the safety OF ali
depends on the first product Of discipline, Inn
picit obedience.
The career offered by service In the army
or navy Is attractive, but Is out OF the reach
OF billiards or laggards. Neither establish.
ment offers any prospects for a man unwilling
10 work hard from the time he enters until
taps" are sounded for him. II IL this quality
OF industry and readiness that has ever dis
tlnguished the graduates of West Point and
Annapolis. They are prepared In efficiency.
II is not disgrace to fail to come up 70 the
standard required, but Il 10 a distinction to
meet that measure and. therefore, Il Is not
likely that the course of study at either school
will be modified TO make II easier 70 turn out
officers for army or navy Thousands Of
| bright boys all over the country are eager for
chance to try their mental equipment over
] the course.
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1916-02-13
SECULAR SHOTS AT PULPIT.

Louisville Courier-Journal Billy
Sunday breaches in Trenton, n. J., a
sermon attacking monarchs. Not at all
tactless, as the sin Of monarchy Is rare
in that neck Of the woods.
Pittsburgh Dispatch: distinguished
visiting clergyman says men are not
properly appreciated until they're dead.
Something like that has occurred to us,
but innate modesty gave the other chaps
the benefit OF the doubt.
Washington Post: A New York clergy
man suggests that a fellow should see
his best girl in the surf before marrying,
but most Of the chappies have concluded
TO wait for the spring styles that have
been promised.
New York Post; The announcement
that the Presbyterian church Of Canada
has voted by a decided majority in favor
of union with the Methodist and Con.
gregational churches in all further ex-
pansion. should go far towards settling
a vexed question in Canadian church his
tory. II church union IL ever urgently
desirable, Il must be 20 in the sparsely
peopied Canadian west, where the slender
resources OF many have been depleted by
the war.
Ohio State Journal; One Of the speak
ers at the Conference OF Church and
Rural Life. in the discussion relating to
tho decline Of the rural church, said there
was some Discrimination practicod
against the country preachers. In that
none Of them were ever chosen delegates
to the big church coneiaves. The people
who were sent TO those august assem-
biages were the bishops, the ID. De. and
the other big preachers Of the various
city congregations. The country preach
ers were cut out entirely and the country
church was utterly ignored. and stili peo-
pie wondered way the country church
vas losing caste and importance.
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1916-02-13
AROUND THE CITIES.

Detroit has adopted electric texioabs,
having twenty-seven IN use and twenty
more under construction.
Salt lake City's teiephone company
picked up a bunch OF prosperity last
year. The company cleaned M ta.S1s.Oo0
New Orleans gross income for this
from real and personal property as
sessed at sst&x7.e6
Jltney's are accused Of clipping the
revenue OF 81. Louis street railways by
gBAooo last year. The company carried
xt1.Tu.ooo passengers.
The ST. Louis Times figures the tax
able personal property IN the city at
q, boo.ooo.ooo. yet the total assessed value
OF all real and personal property Is only
sas.eoo.ooo. Values there shrink nightly
az assessing time.
81. Louis newspapers are agitAtlng for
supervision OF bakeries. which will In
sure clean bread. The city has 600 bread
making plants. which are az present UNI
restricted as 20 the quality Of goods put
on the market.
St. Paul IL thoroughly convinced that
It's depot Is not desirable either as an
art exhibit or a public convenience. The
railroads refuse 70 abolish II and some
eouncIlmen threaten 20 condemn Il and
push Il into the river.
sioux City owners OF the Auditorium
are going through an experience SINH
lar 20 that Of the late owners Of omAha's
| Auditorium The gloom Of the stock
holders IL nEhtened by the hope Of UNI
loading the elephant on the city.
st. Joe eouncilmsn. after prsaehins
4 economy, are cruelty asked TO practice
the preachment on themselves An or
dlnanco IL pending. which proposes q
cut Of 20 pr can't IN all city salaries.
the author Of the measure solemnly sayu
he is not a hurRorist
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1916-02-13
BRIEF BITS OF SCIENCE.

Salt put In hot water will make Il
hotter, just a. II makes cold water colder.
Eiderdown f. one OF the poorest con-
ductors Of heat, hence its use as q bed
covering.
A German substitute tor sole leather
withstood six weeks test OF the severest
character.
The under-sea origin Of chalk IL indi-
Gated by the presence OF minute sea
shells which are revealed BY the micro
scope.
Gold, silver, copper. quicksilver or mer-
curry. iron, nickel tin. zinc, lead and
aluminium are the ten materials generally
to be found in every house.
A German scientists theory is that
women can talk more than men with
less fatigue because their threats are
smaller and they tar their lungs and
vocal cords less.
English railroads have provided cars
for transporting automobiles in which
the ends open the full height and width
of the cars, and which have floor sup
ports for b-acing their contents.
OF the 800 species OF ferns native to
this country q few have become more
or less Serious weed pests. Tue most
troublesome are the hay-scented fern and
the brake. According 20 q recent bulletin
OF the Department Of Agriculture. cutting
off the tops close to the soil surface twice
year for two years will kill out nearly
all ferns. The best times TO do the cut
ting are just previous to sproutins. or
about the middle Of June and the mid
die Of August. In southern New York.
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1916-02-13
OUT OF THE ORDINARY.

Only eighty-thrse arrests for drunken
ness were made at the San Francisco ex.
position Of last year. although nearly Is
10000 persons passed through the turn
stiles.
John p. Marshall OF sunbury. Pa.
found the address Of SIX bloomsbury girls
IN bottle floating m the susquehenna
river. In q joint lotter they said they
wished husbands, who must Be dashing
ana strictly temperate.
The longest chance IN the world. taken
By a thief who stole q begful Of going
alarm clocks. proved q losing one. even
though when caught he cunninsiy en-
planned like this; II run . boarding
house and bought these to make the
roomers get up on time"
The Western State bank OF 81. Paul.
Nina. has received letter supporting to
be from the man who robbed Il IN De-
cember and telling some amusing por-
tons" Of his experiences while commit
ting the robbery. all Of which must ap-
zeal 70 the western State bank as very
humorous. indeed.
Commendable progress toward the best
modern ideals is indicated by the an
nouneement from the police OF Tloilo
island OF zamboango. Philippine islands
that Unnecessary cruelty 10 horses and
cattle driven through the public streets
viii not be tolerated. Especially note.
worthy az q sidoilght - the following and
last sentence: ''This applies TO American
a. wen a. others. In foot. this depart
msnt knows no fsvorites IN the strict On
forcemsnt Of It's duties; please observe
this carefully"