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The Northwest worker. [volume] (Everett, Wash.) 1915-1917, 1916-05-11

A doctor and Socialist friend out
driving in the streets of large city.
Doctor (pointing to man cleaning
sewer): There, my friend, is an OBJ
ject lesson for you Socialists that
should cause you to modify one of
your pet doctrines.
Socialist; What doctrine?
Doctor: Why, that fool idea of
equalizing wages; most preposter-
ously absurd notion.
Socialist: You will find no such
doctrine in the Socialist platform. The
wiser heads of coming generation
will arrange such petty details, but
what's wrong with the equal wage
proposition
Doctor: What's wrong? You must
be blind if you can't see the horrible
injustice of such an iron-clad law.
Socialist You will have to show
me; Pm from Missouri
Doctor: One illustration ought to
make it plain even to Missourian.
Take my own case for an example;
have you the gall to say that Ia
misunderstanding my life to the cur
ing of disease, should be paid the
same as that mud-slinger
Socialist: | believe, doctor, you
should not be paid the same, but let
me ask you a question. Which job
would you prefer, cleaning sewers or
practising medicine?
Doctor: What question! I'd
rather be doctor, thank you, but not
on the low salary of sewer cleaner.
Socialist: Here's where the Gall
with big &c" comes in. You have
your choice of two jobs, and as is per-
fectly natural you pick the easiest and
then want the most pay! You should
work for less.
Doctor: You certainly must be
crazy. That mudsill is an ignoramus
with mind scarcely higher than the
muck he is handling. Apparently you
would allow me nothing for my skill
and intelligence.
Socialist: Let us consider this
wonderful skill and intelligence of
yours. How did you come by them?
Doctor They represent the result
of years of study in schools and col
leges, of practise in the hospitals of
London, Paris and Vienna, and you
can not pretend | should not be recon-
pensed for all this dead work.
Socialist: Work nothing! Come,
Doc, don't try to palm off your school
life as work. If you had a mind worth
training, and | know you had such a
mind, those years of study were not
work at ALL they were play, which you
now recall as the happiest time of
your life. The next thing you will be
asking pay for going to nicnic.
Doctor: But the cost, man! think
of the cost! the thousands of dollars
| spent for my education; should | have
nothing for all this outlay?
Socialist; Did you earn the money
to pay for your education?
Doctor: l did not; the money was
my share of fathers estate.
Socialist: You were then a para
site, and in order that you might have
leisure and the means of culture, 9TH
er young men your equals, perhaps
|. in natural ability, We're forced to re.
The Northwest worker. [volume] (Everett, Wash.) 1915-1917, 1916-05-11
WHY SUFFER?

Yes, that's the point Why suffer
Why get up in the morning stiff and
sore? Why walk around in agony?
Why have a disordered stomach ?
Why be bothered with your kidneys
when expert attention to these trou-
bles will enable you to go around in
the best of health and spirits Don't
Delay! If you suffer from Rheuma-
tism, Stiff Joints, Nervousness, Par
alysis, Stomach or Kidney Trouble,
consult DR.. D. Feldman, who has an
office and private sanitarium at 1923
Lombard Ave-. Everett. No charge
will be made for consultation.
The Northwest worker. [volume] (Everett, Wash.) 1915-1917, 1916-05-11
FREE LEGAL
DEPARTMENT OF THE
NORTHWEST WORKER

Address all questions to Attorney
Peter HUSKY, 215 Stokes Bldg,
Everett, Wash.

Editors Note: Free legal advice on
any subject is given in this column to
Northwest Worker subscribers. Are
not fifty-two copies of this paper and
a legal adviser for year worth $1.00?
Tell your neighbOrs about this great
offer.
The Northwest worker. [volume] (Everett, Wash.) 1915-1917, 1916-05-11
SOCIALIST PARTY
DIRECTORY

Cards will be inserted in this col
umn for the sum of fifty cents a
month.
NATIONAL EXECUTIVE SECRE-
TARY.- Walter Lanfersiek, sos
West Madison ST., Chicago, Ill.
STATE SECRETARY OF WASHING
TONI. f. Katterfield, Box 491,
Everett, Wash. Office 314 Com
merce Bldg, Everett.
SNOHOMISH COUNTY SECRE-
TARY.-Carl Ulonska, Room 3, The
Forum, 1912 California Street, Ev-
erett, Wash.
LOCAL EVERETT, No. meets every
Thursday evening at s in the Forum,
1912 California St., Everett. X. H..
Hodgins, fin-sec.; Sophus Bonni-
vie, rec.-sec.; F, G. Crosby, organ
izer.
LOCAL EDMONDS meets every Sun
day evening at s, in Eagles hall,
Edmonds. c. +. Briggs, Edmonds,
recording Sec; B. H. Davis, Ed
monds, financial sec.
LOCAL MONROE meets on the 1st
and 3rd Fridays in the month at s
D. m. in the St. James hotel. R. w.
Thompson, Monroe, Sec; W. S. KEEL
Ter, Monroe, organizer.
LOCAL CEDAR VALLEY, meets on
the End and 4th Saturdays in the
month at p. m. in the Cedar VAL
ley church. Richard Pape, R. F. D..
Edmonds, sec.; J. M. Hoover, R. F.
D. Edmonds, organizer.
LOCAL LAKEWOOD meets every
Thursday in the month at $3.50 p. m,
in Lakewood hall. Chas. Roth, R.
l Arlington, fin-sec.; John Over
void, R. Arlington, organizer.
LOCAL RICHMOND meets every End
and 4th Sunday in the month at p.
m. in the homes of members. g. H.
Bartlett, fin-sec., Edmonds; Bonner
Bartlett, rec-rec., Edmonds.
LOCAL GOLD BAR meets every 3rd
Sunday in the month at 2 p. m. in
the homes of members. Rufus
Wren, Gold Bar, organizer; Gustus
feeder, fin.-sec.
LOCAL SILVANA meets every Bird
Sunday afternoon in the month at
2 p. m. in the Silvania Trading
Union hall. Gunda HUSKY, Stand
wood, Rec.-Sec.; Andrew Fierlie,
Stanwood, Fin. Sec; John Ness, Sill
vana, organizer.
LOCAL BRYANT meets every End
and 4th Sunday in the month at 2
p. m. in the homes of members.
Mike Kronholm, Bryant, fin-sec.;
Edla Carlson, R. F. D. a, Arlington,
organizer.
LOCAL HOME ACRES meets first
Sunday afternoon of each month at
comrade Chas. Solie's residence. w
]. Fortson, rec-sec.; Chas. Sole, fin
Sec; Chas. JUrgus, organizer.
LOCAL MARKHAM, Seattle, meets ev-
cry Thursday at p. M, at 1433
Lakeside Ave. Lalla Rogers, 1893
Lakeside Ave-, fin-sec.
LOCAL ARLINGTON meets every
Monday evening at p. m. in the
Labor Temple. Homer Caswell, rec
sec.
The Northwest worker. [volume] (Everett, Wash.) 1915-1917, 1916-05-11

If it is wood you want, ring up 377X
and get a good big load of the best
heat producing wood in the city.
The Northwest worker. [volume] (Everett, Wash.) 1915-1917, 1916-05-11

Seventy-five per cent of the promi-
nent and anti-militarists Of South
Africa served in the Boer war. Few
of them were even confessed Social
lists in those days. How many Social
lists are going to emerge from the
present unprecedented holocausts p
Wilfrid Harrison.
The Northwest worker. [volume] (Everett, Wash.) 1915-1917, 1916-05-11
MILLIONAIRE SOCIALIST
is DEAD IN GLASGOW

GLASGOW. $50 James Allan, the
grandson of the founder of the Allan
Line, died recently at the age of 50.
Mr.. Allan was director of the steam
ship line until 1909. He was very
prominent in Glasgow affairs and was
known as the millionaire Socialist"
The Northwest worker. [volume] (Everett, Wash.) 1915-1917, 1916-05-11

| don't have to advertise, | get the
Socialist trade anyhow! 1t does not
sound nice, but that is what is hap
pening in Everett. Look up our ad-
yertisers and you can't go wrong.
The Northwest worker. [volume] (Everett, Wash.) 1915-1917, 1916-05-11

Try the Bayside Barber Shop for a
clean shave. Address 1907 Hewitt.
The Northwest worker. [volume] (Everett, Wash.) 1915-1917, 1916-05-11

Q. Please inform me through the
Worker about the following matter
My neighbor, a capitalist who wants
nothing to do with a Socialist, has
erected fence between our houses
without asking my consent. Has he
the right to put the fence half on my
lot or must he keep it on his ground?
Please inform me what to do?
o. w.
A. The answer will to some extent
depend on the kind Of fence he puts
up and how he puts it up. If he puts
up wire fence, he must put the wire
directly over the line and the posts
on his own side Of the line. If he puts
the posts in the middle of the line he
must put the wire on his side; if he
puts the wire on your side, you can
tear it off. If he puts up a picket
fence he may put the center of the
picket over the line, with the posts on
his side, or in the middle of the fence
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1916-11-10
Gettysburg and Bucknell
Meet Hard Foes Tomorrow

In preparing for the games to-mor-
row both the Bucknell and Gettysburg
elevens have spent a hard and strenu-
GUS week. The scrimmage was hard
and long, for the players had received
only slight injuries on the preceding
Saturday. Tomorrow Bucknell will
meet Washington and Lee at Lexing-
ton, Va, while Gettysburg will battle
Villanova on Nixon Field in the bat
tlefeld town Neither of these con-
tests are considered as important by
the respective teams.
In Washington and Lee Bucknell
will meet a team which is recognized
rs efficient in the aerial attack. 1t is
hardly likely that tho Lewisburgians
will down the Virginians, but it is ex-
pected that they will give them a real
tussle. Even though the score may be
against Coach Johnston's proteges, still
the contest will be the means of trying
out some of the new formations which
are to be used against Gettysburg the
following weekend.
While Bucknell is in Virginia, Get
tysburg, her old rival, will tackle Villa
nova. The battlefield eleven should
find the main liners hard proposition
owing to their layoff last Saturday. In
preparing for this game Coach Berry
man and his assistant Leathers have
not lost sight of the annual Bucknell
battle, which is to be staged on the
Island gridiron November IS, but have
been printing the battlefield boys for
this contest.
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1916-11-10
NOT TO BE CAUGHT

IT think children are not so observ-
ing as they used to be-" said a men,
ber of the school board to a teacher
whose class he was visiting, relates
Harper's Magazine
Il hadn't noticed it," said the teach
er.
"Ill prove it to you," said the school
officer, pompousy. Turning to the
class, he said:
Someone give me a number"
Thirty said little girl,
eagerly.
He wrote "73" on the board. Moth
ing was said.
"Well, someone else give me q num-
ber'
"Fifty-seven," said another child.
He wrote us" and smiled knowing
ly at the teacher when nothing was
said. He called for a third number.
and fairly gasped at the indignation
manifested by q small, red-faced ur-
chin, who said:
Seventy and see if you can
change that"
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1916-11-10

FOOTBALL WORLD
AWAITS BIG GAMES
Future Battles May Be More
Important; Those Tomorrow
Must Not Be Overlooked

Philadelphia, Nov. 10. - The inter-
collegiate football world will witness
more important contests tomorrow
than on any other day of the season.
While games of more Importance and
perhaps interesting character are
scheduled for later in the year, they
are not SO numerous as the battles
carded for tomorrow.
Here in Philadelphia Pennsylvania
will face the powerful Dartmouth ag-
gregation. At Ithaca the Michigan
eleven will play it's annual contest
with Cornell. Within the imposing
stadium on Soldiers Field Cambridge,
Harvard will have Princeton as her
opponent in what perhaps is generally
considered the most important en-
gagement of the day. At New Ha-
ven Brown will appear for her an
nual struggle with Yale. These games
surely offer devotees of the great COL
lege sport ample opportunity for spec
ulatve enthusiasm and argument.
Interest In Quaker Game
From a local standpoint. more in
terest is naturally displayed in the
game between Pennsylvania and Dart
mouth than the others. But there is
no lack of intense interest taken in
the Cambridge contest, because of the
unusually large following Princeton
and Harvard have in this city especial
~ the Tigers. From a distance the
battle at Ithaca will be instructive to
Pennsylvanians, inasmuch as the
Quakers meet Michigan one week
from Tomorrow they will both be in
much the same position with regard
TO their previous seasons schedule.
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1916-11-10
STEELTON READY
FOR HARD BATTLE
Central Hopes to Show Better
Form Tomorrow in Final
Game

Football history is expected to-mor-
row in the game at Steelton. Central
High has been doing everything pos
sible in practice this week to bring
about form that will indicate a victory
tomorrow. The scoreless game two
weeks ago was a disappointment all
around and since that time the COACHES
have been drilling their respective
teams in special work.
Central Is favorite to win to-mor-
rows game. The only disadvantage,
according to a general opinion, is that
the game is to be played at Steelton.
The Taggart bunch have shown their
best speed at home. This Is natural.
Central will have Herring and Rose
back in the lineup.
Big Crowd of Rooters
Central will take at least 800 root
ters and a band to Steelton. Special
cars are being arranged for and the
big crowd from Harrisburg will leave
mere about 1.30. The game starts at
$50.
Steelton will have the regular line
up, including Eckenrode. who was out
with injuries. 1t is understood that
Coach Taggart may switch the lineup
after the first period, providing Martz
is on the back field. as has been an
nounced.
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1916-11-10

tional commission will have to get
busy and fix things up with Dave
Fultz. President Tener and President
Ban johnson are still at odds, but it
is not worrying John x. Tener one bit.
r. Shreiner and II. Moore won over
Walter and Bruce in straight games,
60, 6-2, in the finals of the double
events. The match was played yester-
daI afternoon and attracted much at
tention. Shreiner was winner of the
singles and his partner was runner up.
The P. o. S. of A. Quot League sea-
son is on. Camp 102 played five games
at Camp Az, winning two and losing
three. Biever, for Penbrook, had Al
points, and Sansom. for Steelton, 80.
Camp $50 played Camp TIC, winning
one and losing four. McSwine had
&c for high score and C. Fl. Kirk 80.
Robert S. Bingham, veteran half
back on the Yale football team, who
has been out of the game for two
weeks on account of illness, will be
unable to play any more this season.
This was announced by DIR. Greenway,
the teams medical adviser. Bingham
has an organic weakness and the ply
sician told him that to play further
would be dangerous to his health.
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1916-11-10
Penn State Ready For
Hard Battle With Lehigh

State College, Pa, Nov. 10. - The
final grooming OF Penn States team
for the big clash with Lehigh on Sat
urday was finished this afternoon by
Coaches Harlow and Martin. New
plays were polished off in a brisk sig
nal practice, and the defense was per-
fected in u short signal drill running
down the field under punts. The var
sity backs were instructed how to stop
opposing ends from covering the man
catching punts.
Robb, the regular right halfback
worked with Captain Clark, Beck and
Ewing in the signal work, but he took
no part in the open field tackling.
Robb's muscle bruise is slowly i'm
proving so that he may be able to
start against the Brown and White.
Either Hess or Jones will get the place
If Robb is not in shape.
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1916-11-10
Big Games on Schedule;
Where They Play Tomorrow

In answer to many inquiries the
dates of the big football games
are:
November II. - Princeton at
Harvard.
November 1S. - Yale at Prince
ton.
November %. Harvard at
Yale.
November %. = Army-Navy at
Polo Grounds.
November 80. Cornell at
Pennsylvania.
Where They Play Tomorrow
Central High VS.. Steelton High,
Steelton, 2.3O p. m.
Tech High VS.. Wilkes-Barre
High at Island Park, 8 p. m.
Princeton at Harvard.
Brown at Yale.
Swarthmore at Columbia.
Dartmouth at Pennsylvania.
Michigan at Cornell.
Colby at New York University.
Washington and Jefferson at
Pittsburgh.
North Carolina Aggies at An
napolis.
Maine at West Point.
Tufts at Springfield.
pennsylvania State at Lehigh.
West Virginia at Rutgers.
Susquehanna at Syracuse.
Amherst at Union.
Holy Cross at Bowdoin.
Rochester at Colgate.
Lebanon at Muhlenberg.
Dickinson at Haverford.
Franklin and Marshall at Ur-
sinus.
Troy Poly at Worcester Tech,
Albright at Lafayette.
Norwich at Vermont.
Middlebury at New Hampshire
Geneva at Westminster.
Hamilton at Buffalo.
Bucknell at Washington and
Lee.
Maryland Aggies at Catholic
University.
st. Johns at Delaware.
West Virginia WESLEYAN at
Georgetown.
Eastern at George Washington
Nillanova at Gettysburg.
Bethany at Grove City.
Western Maryland at Johns
Hopkins.
Pennsylvania Military College
| at Washington.
Columbia freshmen at st.
| Paul's.
Cleveland High at Harvard
| freshmen.
Dartmouth freshmen at Exeter.
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1916-11-10
Bits From Sportland

The latest rumor is that Jack Hen
bricks will succeed Joe Tinker and
George Stovall, Clarence Rowland, as
manager of the White Sox.
East End A. c. will play at Oberlin
tomorrow with the Oberlin eleven.
The Hummelstown Monarchs have
organized for the season and will plav
the Moorhead Knitting Company team
next Thursday
The Harrisburg Independents will
play Shamokin tonight at Shamollin.
The Union Square Tigers will meet
the Penbrook High School eleven in
Il game to be played on the field at
Seventeenth and Chestnut streets to-
morrow afternoon, starting at 2.30
o'clock. The Union Square team will
be composed of Arnold, Meyers, Cas-
sci. keenan,, Shope, Meadows, James,
Smith, Leeds, Meyer. Kintzer, Naugler,
Huhley and Jones.
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1916-11-10
ST. ELIZABETH IS
STRONG CAGE TEAM
Will Play Independents on
Auditorium Floor Tomorrow
Night

The Independents are practicing
hard for their game tomorrow night,
with st. Elizabeth five. of Philadel-
phia. After two hard workouts the
team work and passing is much i'm
proved. Gerdes, at center and Nor
man Ford are showing form. The
game Saturday will start promptly at
o'clock and Miss Sara Lemer has
arranged a special dance program.
Philadelphia Stars Coming
The st. Elizabeth team of Philadel-
phia will come to Harrisbur with one
of the strongest line-ups that has ever
played here.
The team includes such players as
Walter Keating. who Is playing with
Nanticoke, of the Pennsylvania State
League. Fisher, who played last sea-
son in the Interstate League. will
play forward. Yates, of the University
of Pennsylvania will jump center
Several Eastern League teams were
after Yates. but his business would
not permit him to sign with the East
ern League. Lou Martin, of the
University of Pennsylvania last year
who lead the Inter Collegiate League
in scoring, will play guard. Jimmy
Usilton of last years De-Neri team
Will play the other guard position.
With team of such stars. and the
Independents playing up to their usual
form, the basketball fans of Harris
burg will be treated to a real game.
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1916-11-10
LEHIGH AWAITS PENN STATE

South Bethlehem, Pa, Nov. 10. =
Compared with the rigor of earlier
practices, the Lehigh varsity men who
will lineup against Penn State on
Saturday have been reclining on
"feathered beds of ease'' this week.
The toll of injuries in last Saturdays
Muhlenberg game was so severe that
Coach Ready isn't risking the chance
of further hurts in scrimmage. The
program In the mdweek practice
yesterday was relatively mild and the
work outlined for this afternoon and
tomorrow is signal formations and
nothing more. Second and third
string candidates had a share of
scrimmage.
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1916-11-10
WLKES-BARRE IS
SATURDAY BILL
To Meet Tech at Island Park:
Locals Look For a
Victory

The Technical high school football
squad will play at home tomorrow af-
ternoon for the first time in a month
1t will oppose the Wilkes Barre high
school eleven on the island grounds
Tech will use its regular lineup with
the exception of Snyder, the star CEN
ter, who is out of the game with in
juries. Nell will likely fill in the gap.
Norris. the former Lafayette player
has been chosen as umpire, while Kill
linger, of Tech, will act as head lines
man. While it is not certain, DIR. Har-
vey Smith will likely be chosen as the
referee. Techs band lead by Thomas
Stacks will be out in force. The cheer
ing will be in charge of Oscar Sutch
and his assistants. They have directed
several mass meetings during the week
Tech Expects Victory
Tech expects to add the Coal Barons
to it's list OF victims. Last week the
visiting team was pitted against Eas-
ton, and gave the latter good contest
Tech will start with the regulars in
the lineup, and will give the substi-
tutes chance as the game progresses
The probable lineup will be as fol-
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1916-11-10
VICTORY

young mother who was GONZALES
cling from an illness of some weeks,
was doing in a big chair in the Ii
brary, and on table beside her stood
n bowl of fruit, says the New York
Sun. Suddenly her little daughter, 10
years old, cautiously tiptoed into the
room. Thinking her mother asleep,
the child advanced, took {. couple of
oranges from the bowl, and silently
stole away.
Now, though the mother was great
ly grieved by this immoral proceed
ing on the part of her offspring, she
said not a word, nor did she even
permit the youngster to see that she
was really awake.
About 10 minutes later the child re-
appeared. With the fruit in her hand
untouched, she crept into the room
just as silently as she had entered be-
fore. She replaced the fruit in the
bowl and as she turned to go, the
mother heard her mutter to herself:
That's the time you got left, Mr.,
Devil"
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1916-11-10
Lebanon Valley Team to
Change Lineup For Lehigh

Annville, Pa, Nov. 10. - 4 short
signal practice tonight will conclude
Lebanon Valleys preparation for
Muhlenberg. Last year Muhlenberg
nosed out with a one-point victory in
the last few minutes to play and Leb-
anon Valley is going down to avenge
this defeat. To get Muhlenburg is
the present slogan of both the team
and student body.
Captain Mackert. who has been
out of the game since the game at
Lehigh is again back in uniform and
his playing will greatly strengthen the
lineup. Loomis will be shifted from
tackle to guard with Atticks playing
the tackle. Rupp, Heating, Walters
and Golf will make up the backfield.
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1916-11-10
WELIYs 81 ; CORNER

Harrisburg Academy is without a
game tomorrow. The management
of the feates School of Lancaster sent
word that owing to a number of play
ers being on the crippled list Yeates
could not play at Harrisburg. The
Academy players. with a number of
other students, will go to Lykens and
spend the day visiting the mines.
The only college game Harrisburg
VIII get this season will be played next
Saturday. Gettysburg NETS Bucknell.
Both local teams will be away on that
date. Harrisburg Academy is 'sched-
uled to play the Gettysburg Academy.
This game will be played in the morn
ing so the players can see the game
on the Island.
Danny Maher. one of the greatest
JOCKEY America ever had, died yester-
day in London. He had been ill for a
long time. He was also a great WIN
ner in England and won large for
tune.
Callahan will manage the Pirates
EeXt season. Barney Dreyfuss met the
manager yesterday and buried the
hatchet. This settles one of the many
baseball controversies. Now the ma
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1916-11-10
WESTERN BOY AT PITTSBURGH

Pittsburgh, Nov. TO- - 1t is a note
worthy fact that the personnel of the
University of Pittsburgh football team
which scored decisive victories over
the Syracuse University and Univers-
is expected to go through another sea-
son without defeat is made UP almost
entirely of Western Pennsylvania prep
school boys, the majority of whom
showed little class before entering the
university.
Captain Peck, who was chosen by
Walter Camp for his All-American
center last year and who is expected
to land the same honor this year,
comes from Lock Haven, Pa, a town
about $50 miles from Pittsburgh. He
learned the game while attending
Lock Haven Normal school,