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Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1916-02-19

particularly foolish the moral ache
that comes and goes with a headache
or the mental action that follows a
reaction.
OF course a girls first duty is to be
kissable; but what encouragement IS
there to offer al the dentists Chew
violet drops, resist potato salads and
Keep continually biting your lips Just
in order to be kissed by a cross be-
tween the aroma Of a cocktail and the
flavor Of a stple cigaret, beneath q
whisk broom rampant
Everyone admiros a man Of mettle'
provided there is not too much brass.
Here is a tip to husbands. Next
time typewrite your explanations TO
your wife and keep n carbon copy FOR
later reference. Then you can call
strikes on her when she goes to bat
ana keep her from galloping home on
a wild throw.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1916-02-19
rm REPUBLICAN oAMrnGv.

The republican campaign attacks
upon President Wilson are to be
made along the following lines;
/ That the Underwood tariff law
has not been satisfactory either az a
revenue producer or as a fostcrer II
American business.
The democrats will reply that tho
Payne Aldrich law also was not sat-
isfactory, and that President Taft
reached the same conclusion from
the failure Of that law that President
Wllaon has reached from the unsnt-
isfnctorlntsa Of the Underwood law.
that the matter OF laying tariffs
should be placed In the hands Of
scientific board with powers IN Tint
field similar 70 the powers OF the IN
terstate Commerce commission In tho
field Of transportation,
.. That the United states should
have interviewed in Mexico
II the republicans believe it was
the solemn duty Of the government
10 intervene IN Mcyico, al they have
to do to put themselves on record
aud bring the issue squarcly before
the American voters is 10 bring up.
ms republican measure, the resolu-
tion introduced after the massacre Of
santa Ysabel by Senator Dornh. we
were told IN The press dispatches that
only seven republican senators would
agree 20 vote for the nofah interview
ton resolution, therefore the idaho
senator decided that il was wise to
let II be ehloroiornod In the com.
mlttee.
3 That the United states should
have backed her protests 70 GERMANY
with force thu there should have
been action instead Of idle threats.
senator Root, IN his Keynote speech.
said The very thing which our gov
eminent had warned Germany not 10
do she did OF set purpose and in the
most contempluous and ahochng
manner
Here again, the republicans IN con-
etess have ample opportunity 10 de-
clare themselves for their party. Tho
Lusitania cEe Is not yet settled II
there WAX cause for war when the
tragedy occurred. the cause remains.
If President Wllponig uOlicV of frNing
% settle II by diplomacy instead Of
war WINS wrong Tho republicans
can easily bring the whole question
70 an issue before the American vot.
ets by introducing and backing a
resolution declaring war against Ger
many That is ,bo only alternative.
i IN now a matter with the repub.
Leans Of nut up on shut up"
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1916-02-19

we're taken there from the tower. the
chapter house. Westminster, the
rolls chapel and elsewhere Ever
since that time The office has been
constantly receiving accretiou from
the law courts. the government de-
partments and from various other
quarters
All sorts Of records are Kept. legal
historical genealogical statistical and
80 varied are The contents of the Of
flee that antiquarian research OF al
most evey kind can be made There
you win find the records of the star
chamber and the old wards and liver
les. state papers domestic, colonial
and foreign promptly preserved in
the stale paper OFFICE in Whitehall
are to be seen there Usually fifty or
sixty students are seen working in the
record office every day, and at
any time there is the fascinating
thought that one of them may make
some interesting historical discovery.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1916-02-19

right and wrong, that we have not
backed" our diplomacy: that our
threats have not been made good -
That we lost our Ideals and the sup
port Of the moral forces Of the earth
early In the war by doing nothing. and
most acnazing Of all, that we are un-
prepared for war because nobody
would listen to Messrs Gardner.
Lodge StImson and Roosevelt. who
saw Immediately the desperate need
of a great army and navy, and he
might havc added, the occasion for
using them
No two men IN public life are more
unlike than Mr.. Root and MIR. Roose-
welt Yet here we have the Roosevelt
doctrine in the language Of Mr. Root
We miss, Of course the extravaeance
ana eNaggeration, the arrogance and
Nuster. TO which the eX-president has
educated his disciples. but the con.
tempt for negotiation, the mpatencc
WITH delay, tho appeal to force. the
glorifcation Of action Of amy kind, 50
long as 1t is hasty and forcible, are
W. % DC round IN the lawyer smooth
phrases
How are we TO account for Mr.
Roots sudden conversion to a doctrine
that he never before accepted? Have
both branches Of the republican party
agreed TO advocate war with Germany
ana the conquest Of Mexico as the is
sues upon which with candidate
ready TO fight for amy eausc or no
cause they hope to win The support
Of the American people next Novem-
berf II so, is Elihu Root the man al
ready chosen for leadership and is CO.
hcsion between the friends Of Mr. Taft
and the friends of Mr.. Roosevelt pos
sihle ON the Roosevelt and all-war
terms that he advances"
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1916-02-19
ITCHY SALT RHEUM
Sometimes Called Eczcma-Rcmo,e
by Hoods Sarsaparilla.

salt Rheum is one of the worst and
unfortunately one of the most com
mon of all diseases. How it reddens
the skin, tches. oozes. dries and
scales. and then does this all over
again. Sometimes it covers the
whole body with ipflamed, burning
patches and causes intense suffering,
which is commonly worse at night
Local applications may do some
good. but they cannot permanently
relieve. The disease will continue to
annoy. pain and perhaps agonize,
until the blood has been purified and
the general health improved.
Ask yonr druggist for Hoods Sar-
saparilla, the good old reliable family
remedy. 1t has given perfect salts
faction in thousands of cases. Insist
on having Hoods Sarsaparilla, for no
substitute acts like it. Get it today
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1916-02-19
WHEN ENGLAND DEspAIi.s.

The British parliament IL still ask
ing the government embarrassing
questions regarding the conduct Of
the war, and the government invafi-
ably replies I'VE are hoping to do bet
ter IN the future
one Of the most admirable things
IN British character IL that It does
not deny failures and rarely ever
attempts to excuse them. Charges
Of ineompetency In the conduct OF the
war have been made bluntly by the
British press and az frankly admit.
ted by the Asquith ministry. But tho
question comes up over and over
again. What would be gained by
changing these men for others who
might not do as well and who cer-
tainiy would hardly do better?
England is never 40 dangerous as
when she feels herself up against
It," Then * the time for her oppo-
nents 70 beware. To-day England Is
~ most pessimistlc mood. Money tx
running low and higher ana more
searching taxes must be levied Tho
draft, az provided for by the last SEES.
sion ~ he parliament added to the
volunteers, will not provide enough
men for the ear flung battle line" OF
the empire. The most strenuous e.
forts ~ the blockade to strnngle Ger
many have not succeeded and are not
succeeding. The people are taking
a gloomy view,
Events may or may not Justify the
mood, but whether they do or do not
VIII not affect the fact that Eng
land has at last become dangerous 20
her foes You may read this truth
IN her history. what elation does
for other peoples. depression does for
the English. when other nations de.
spaIr, they are thereby hurt, When
England dcspars, she rouses she
extends herself
The difference In the psychological
makeup Of France and OF England Is
attcsted by the cndeavor OF the
French leaders to keep the nation in
heart, whereas the wise doctors Of
England try to plunge her into gloom.
II Is only then that the British be-
licve they have TO do something des-
perate, ana they proceed 70 do It.
liut even with the monstrously I
long lists Of casualties ana the disas- !
trons failures on the Gallipol PENN
sula and In Mcsopotamia, il IL doubt |
full II The british people would have
been aroused even yet had not they |
been roused by the Germans Them 2
selves. The raids on the Hritiah
coast By The German fleet the drop
ping Of bombs on London and on the
coast cities, the siuking of the Lusi-
Iania ana the execution Of Miss ca
vcll~it took all Of these things to
get the British people actually inter-
ested
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1916-02-19
MINT SEA POWER Is PONG.
Crank II Smonds in Review of Re.
Viewsl

Crank II Simonds in Review of Re
vcws.)
The real obstacle 10 peace at the
present moment, lies IN the fact that
Great l'r tam has 50 far been the sole
nation TO profit by the war, and her
profits have been absolute. Germany
has made conquests on hand, she has
most Of Belgium. corner of France.
much OF Russia. and with her ally),
Serbia aud Montenegro. But Germany
has lost the SEA Not "A German ship
can put 20 sea. and Germany cannot
return TO the ordinary business OF life
until she can again begin to ship Ter
manufactures by water and draw her
raw materials by the same route.
Thus, In effect. Germany has occu-
pied Warsaw. Lille and Belgrade.
which are 10 all intents and purposes
in British hands, since they cannot be
nscd ~ Germany. After eighteen
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1916-02-19
NOT EMPHATIC ENOUGH.

Because Justice Hughes did not
say. in his letter to Congressman
stomp, that he would not serve IT.
elected to the presidency hs name Ia
stll being talked In certain quarters
When the name of General William
Tceumsch sherman was mentioned
for the republican nomination, ho
said he would not accept IL nominal
ed and would not serve II elected.
Ii looks like something with Sher-
mans tinality viii have 20 said BY
Hughes before his friends stoop boost.
ing for him.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1916-02-19
E>GLNND'S rUWIC RECORD or.
EICE
eLondon Tit Eits.

Unknown to the millions who pass
through the city OF London every
week "a work of unparalleled magni-
tude AZ what Is known as the public
record office in Chaneery lane, has
been going on for number Of years.
Ia this office there are twenty-five
miles OF shelves, an full Of historical
material gems back through the cen
turtles as Tar as "Doomsday Book
II eosls over $4,000 year To keep
up the record office. the keeper of the
records being the master Of the rolls.
The office was established by the
Puilie records Ia lSsS. and The records
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1916-02-19
rnr NItiRNGUAN TREATY.

The ratification Of the treaty with
Nicaragua scores another diplomatic
victory for the United states and sc-
cures one uf the two possible remain.
ing ntcroceanic canal routes on tho
American continent The other %
across the Tehauntepec and rights for
tho construction OF such route there
doubtless viii be secured by this eoun-
Try ont OF our final adjustments with
MeNico.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1916-02-19
To Celebrate Washingtons birthday.

Santa Fe, Feb 1S.--Sunshine chap
ter, Daughters of the American Rev
olution. met last evening at the Pal
ace of the Governors with Mrs Frank
w. Parker, presiding, and made final
arrangements for the public obserV-
ance of Washingtop's birthday, not
only in santa Fe but throughout the
state
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1916-02-19

divers taste for books seems TO
be improving
I'm very glad to hear that. hut
are sou quite sure about IL
Perfectly sure. Last week caught
him perusing a iive-eent hair raiser.
and this week he Is reading nothing
hut dino novels That's Too per cent
Improvement
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1916-02-19
state College commencement Day.

State College, ~ NJ, Feb. lS.-lt
has been decided by the faculty of the
New Mexico College of Agriculture
and Mechanic Arts that hte week of
May 2125 will be observed as com
week this year. The prin-
cipal commencement Grafton viii be
delivered by Charles a. spiess, Of East
Las Vegas
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1916-02-19
Has Used Chamberlain's Cough
Remedy for 20 Years.

"Chamberlain's Cough Remedy has
been used in my household for the
past twenty years. ] began giving it
to my children when they were small.
As a quick relief for Group. whooping
cough, and ordinary colds. it has no
equal. Being free from opium and
other harmful drugs, | never felt
afraid to give it to the children, |
have recommended it to a large num-
Ter Of friends and neishbors, who
have used it and speak highly OF it,"
writes Mrs Mary Minke, Shortsville,
n. Y. Obtainable everywhere.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1916-02-19

They arc hunting around for some
body upon whom to wish the Nobcl
peace prize. There are a number Of
us In New Mexico who would not
sidencp $4,000 with nothing war.
like attached To IT,
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1916-02-19

For the ladies who are promoting
the "hcttcr babies week we suggest
that the babies he taught the art Of
placing the voice In the back alley
during the night That certainly
would make Thorn better babies.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1916-02-19

There are lii varieties of snakes
i'm the United states. hut this Is no
longer an excuse in dry territory,
They are using hot water with eX-
eeilent results for snake-bte, these
days.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1916-02-19

With all the substitutes German sci-
ontsts are discovering future genera.
tions would rise up and call thcm
blessed il they would discover sub
stiiuic for war.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1916-02-19

Senator Falls name figures rather
IN the public prints
these days. always however win
reference 70 things Mexican. never
with things Ncw Mexican.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1916-02-19

The next four months il seems TO
as viii be the most critical Of the
war for both Sides to the conflict.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1916-02-19

When Charles ). Mellen endorsed
nfandeis for the supreme court lac
dealt the nominee hard blow.
The Washington herald. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1906-1939, 1916-03-31
RID STOMACH OF
GASES, SOURNESS,
And INDIGESTION
"Pape's Diapepsin" Ends All Stom-
ach Distress in Five
Minutes.

You don't want slow remedy when
your stomach is bad-or an uncertain
one-or a harmful one-your stomach
is too valuable; you mustn't injure it
with drastic drugs.
Papes Diapepsin is noted for its
speed in giving relief; its harmless
ness; its certain unfailing action in
regulating sick. sour, gassy stomachs,
Its millions of cures in indigestion,
dyspepsia, sastritis and other stomach
trouble has made it famous the world
over.
Keep this perfect stomach doctor in
your home-keep it handy-get a large
fifty-cent case from any drug store and
then If anyone should eat something
which doesn't argree with them; if
what they eat lays like lead ferments
and sours and forms gas; causes head
ache. dizziness and nausea; eructa-
lions Of acid and undige9ted food
remember as soon as Pape's Diapepsin
comes in contact with the stomach all
such distress vanishes. Its promptness.
certainty and ease in overcoming the
worst stomach disorders Is a revelatio
to those who try it.-Adv.
The Washington herald. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1906-1939, 1916-03-31
PARENTS'LEAGUE gym"
PROGRAM TERMINATED
Girls Of Fifteen Schools in Third d.
vision Give Exhibition at
Normal School.

The program OF special gymnasium
work for girls. conducted under auspices
of the Parents League of the public
schools. terminated yesterday with an ex-
hibtion in the Wilson Normal School.
Pupils in grades from the third to the
eighth in the third division, comprising
fifteen schools, took the gymnasium
work.
The Parents League, three years ago,
with gymnasium apparatus the physical
culture work in the schools, there being
but one gym" in the third division
The work was a part of the so-called
community center activities of the league,
of which Mrs. Ida E. Kebler is president
About eighty pupils enrolled in the pay
classes of the league. the work being
begun last November. The classes were
conducted by Miss Bell Myers and Miss
Aneita Saunders. physical culture in
structors in the public schools, under
supervision of a committee from the
league-Mrs. z. f. Elicit, chairman; Mrs.
G. w. Cooper, Mrs. ]. F. Drew and Mrs.
Kebler.
The work will be resumed in October
at the following schools: Henry D.
Cooke, Morgan, Ross, Hubbard. Wilson
normal, Monroe. Petworth. Brightwood,
Brightwood Park, Woodburn. Takoma,
Park View. West, johnson and Powell.
inaugurated the program to supplement
The Washington herald. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1906-1939, 1916-03-31
Dig WORKMAN FROM
UNDERNEATH DEBRIS
Physicians Pass Stimulants to Entrap-
ped Worker Buried for One Hour
Beneath Wrecked Wall.

A group of workmen brscing the
foundation of a brick wall in the rear
Of 24A Phillips court northwest at 3
o'clock yesterday afternoon narrowly
escaped being crushed to death when the
wall fell.
Harry Toliver, colored. OF aoe6 NJ street
northwest. was buried beneath two tons
of debris, from which he was rescued by
firemen OF No. 2 Truck Company an
hour after the wall fell.
He was hurried to Emergency Hos
pital, and probably will recover The
other men fled and escaped the falling
bricks. The wall was six feet high and
three-bricks thick. 1t was used to dixie
a dirt bank.
Dr. A. W. Kenner. in charge OF the
first Emergency ambulance to go to the
scene. said that under the new order OF
the police department to observe the
speed laws, it took him eleven minutes
to reach the injured man.
While awaiting the arrival OF the fire.
men, Drs. Kenner and MagrUder, Of
Emergency, passed stimulants down
through a hole in the debris to the en-
tombed coIored man. They revived him.
and he talked freely to the firemen while
they were digging him out
The Washington herald. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1906-1939, 1916-03-31
Secretary Of War Refuses to Exhibit
View of The Colonel As See Him -

Col. Roosevelts caustic comment
on President Wilson's Mexican policy
did not escape the notice OF either
day. There was deep resentment over
the Coloners choosing this particular
time to attack the administration.
but neither the President nor any
member Of his Cabinet with the eX
ception Of Secretary OF War Baker,
would talk for publication about the
Colonies remarks.
Secretary Baker saw no reason why
he should not speak his mind freely
in response TO a specific question re-
lating to the Coloners criticism of the
War Department But in speaking
his mind. he painted a picture OF The
Colonel as l See Him." which Mr.
Baker later thought had better not
be placed on exhibition. Consequent
ly. he asked the newspaper men not TO
use the notes they had made Of his
description. He confined himself to
this statement in reply TO Col. Roose-
velt's criticism OF the start of the
Mexican campaign.
He CCol. Roosevelt) was in a
place at the time where his facilities
for accurate observation were of the
very best"
dents Cabinet was asked II he had
read Col Roosevelt's comment, he
replied:
Il read part of it never read ad-
vertisements all the way through"
The Washington herald. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1906-1939, 1916-03-31
AUDIENCE VISITS SUNNY
LANDS WITH ELMENDORF
Interesting Parts of Southern Italy and
Sicily Shown on Screen at New
National Theater.

Dwight L, Elmendorf. the traveIoguer,
gave the last of his 1916 series OF travel
talks at the New National Theater yes
terday afternoon, when his subject was
Southern Italy and Sicily" The scenic
beauty and grandeur of sunny Italy"
the land of tourists, was shown in a fine
assortment Of colored slides and moving
pictures.
The journey began at Naples, a metro
politan city not unlike metropolis of
our own country, but the glimpses of
Pozzuoli, Ravello. Amalf and Sorrento
contained elements peculiarly descriptive
of Italy and Italians. The pictures of
Vesuvius, of Pompeii, and Of the Greek
temples at Paestum, composed the inter-
esting, archaeological portion of the lee
ture.
Palermo and Syracuse were the prin-
cipal cities Of Sicily visited. but the
many pictures of the byways throughout
the beautiful island were easily convinc-
ing that it is one of the most beautiful
places in the world
The Washington herald. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1906-1939, 1916-03-31
LOOK At CHILD'S
TONGUE IF SICK,
CROSS, FEVERISH
When Constipated or Bilious Give
California Syrup
of Figs"

Look at the tongue, mother! If
coated, it is a sure sign that your little
ones stomsch, liver and bowels need
a gentle. thorough cleansing at once.
When peevish, cross listless, pale
doesn't sleep, doesn't eat or act natu-
rally or is feverish, stomach sour,
breath bad; has stomach ache, sore
throat, diarrhoea, full of cold give a
teaspoonful of California Syrup Of
Figs" and in a few hours all the foul
constipated waste, undigested food and
sour bile gently moves out of its little
bowels without gripping, and you have
well, playful child again.
You needn't coax sick children to
take this harmless fruit laxative;' %
they love its delicious taste, and it al
ways makes them feel splendid.
Ask your druggist for a 5O-cent bot
tie of California Syrup of Figs" which
has directions for babies, children of all
ages and for grown-ups plainly on the
bottle. Beware of counterfeits sold
here, To be sure you get the genuine,
ask to see that it is made by ''califor-
mia Fig Syrup Company" Refuse any
other kind with CONTEMPORARY.
The Washington herald. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1906-1939, 1916-03-31
PUT CREAM In NOSE
AND STOP CATARRH
Tells How to Open CIossed Nos
tils and End Head+CoIds.

You feel fine in a few moments.
Your cold in head or cstsrrh will b.
gone. Your clogged nostrils will open.
The air passages OF your head will
more dUllness. headache: no hawking,
SnUffling, mucus discharges or dry
ness; no struggling for breath at night
Tell your druggist you want a small
bottle OF Ely's Cream Balm Apply a
little OF this fragrant sntiseptic cream
in your nostrils. let IL penetrst.
through every air passage Of the head :
soothe and heal the swollen. inflamsd
mucous membrane, and relief comes
instantly.
II is Just what every cold and cst.rrh
sufferer needs. Don't stay stuffed CD
and miser6ble.-Adv.