Arizona republican., 1916-10-15
Phone 422
For Sale Miscellaneous

What worlds of wit are sharpened by
bright wine,
What dormant factions love doth quick
/. entwine.
Friends, | thought this week to glad
den your hearts by announcing my
matrimonial fastenings, but fate sayeth
no.-One week ago there came before
me, a Cinderella at whose feet l
dropped instantly. She screamed with
establishment until had explained the
seriousness of my motives, after which
"all went merry as a marriage bell"
until she knocked my ardent affections
plum to h. Here's how, visiting a
well known cafe and ordering every
Wand that the bill enumerated, it
struck me from her darkened phiz.
When | wiped my nose on my shirt
sleeve and scooped the delicious to
mouth with the knife. that some
thing was wrong, but never dreaming
myself to be the couse, | chomped
away. Mr. Ford she finally NUT
tered, your knife is not shovel, nei-
Their is your shirt sleeve a kerchief. and
excuse me- but cannot you raise that
little finger and eat with a fork like
this?' Friends | tried it, got a cramp
in the finger muscles, took our Saw
tours name in vain, saw a vanishing
form pass from my gaze and falling
back in my chair, thought of more vile
epithets in one moment than would fill
three volumes of fiction. | see that the
moon this week is nearer the earth
than it has been for a year, and in
'Apogee," which led me to believe that
my unlucky star had been smothered,
but alas-alas-alas What even an
eclipse cannot break this hoodoo charm.
A colored damsel offered 15c Thursday
for my pet stork' which still adorns
the window. | scorned the offer then,
as l truly believed that bird would
soon prove as useful as ii now is or
namental; would that ! had grasped
from the lady's hand the lucre ten
dered. Well ta-ta, Honey, I'll try an
other.
Now friends, ! entreat you as I'm
skinned. tanned and dried" as above
related, come to my rescue,-Tve got a
raft of new things.
Is there any article about a lodge or
its fittings that you can use? I've got
/ it all
Do you want a $50 magic lantern
and display curtain for $1,000?
80 gallons elegant soda syrup, $40.
Are you fitting up a restaurant
I've got elegant counters and stools
shelving, partitions for boxes. pie
racks. display racks. wire racks. re-
volving chair stools, 6 # Montague
range and crockery.
Washing sinks also.
A surrey, seats, fine, $25
/ Matched flooring. cheap.
! s #. slide door, glass front case OF
| shelves. $40.
Disc and other plows for 2 or
horses
| Harrows. cultivators and tools.
| Some awful nice parlor. sitting room
and bedroom sets in plush, leather
mahogany or oak.
Elegant oak high desks-6. S or II
/ foot stools to match
/ | have those s12 oak. table or reclin-
/ ing chairs with or without cushions
They are fine for card playing or din
ing table, 81 and S..
/ Dressers. IS, Sc. 81. 50, $40.
Estey organ. s20-A beauty. SIS.
Have = elegant rugs new. purchased
before the raise. They sell here at s4'
and $50. My price s25 and SIS.
Just bought 2, 4-hole and 6-hol'
ranges. They are practically new
$40. s25. $3.50. $50.
In gas ranges a $3.50 is s. to $40; ;
so is s25; a $40 is $40. Others 81 L
Heaters. both large and small oil
coal or wood.
Wood or coal stoves from IS to s15
all worked over. renewed. and guar
anteed.
Want an American Flag? Here.
! set dining, oak, leather chairs; ele
CANT, $4,000.
Dining tables $40 up: round.
Cabinet sewing machines. SIS. Sing
err drop, $12. Box machines So to 81.
Wardrobes. sectional book cases
writing desks. all kinds tables.
Roll and flat top desks and type
writer desks.
Anderson's counter $s5; scales SIS.
Electric coffee grinder, new. s35. It
beauty. cost s100
Large hand coffee grinders. cheap.
dress suits (outgrown) fine, cheaI
Some nice business suits. very cheal
New and End hand mattresses.
Reds in brass, iron. bronze. wood.
Cots in iron. wood or canvas.
Banjo. flute. guitar, clarinet, ukulel
Kodaks and minute cameras.
Electric irons. coasters, cooker
heaters.
2-hole Ideal Fireless Cookers, so.
! and 2-hole. cheaper ones.
Galvanized iron water tanks; case
line tanks. gas tanks cheap.
Books-Having purchased one Of III
largest libraries in the city. | can Civ
, you medical history, religious. lay
fiction. and school books. cheap
Do you want a stock of bolts? HAY
25 gross all sizes. very cheap.
, A tent and full outfit dummies 70
ball hitting. 500.
A window all cased with screen
nut right in, $500.
Ford's, 40 South Central Avenu
Phone 1875.
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