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The Washington times., 1916-04-23
WAGNtRSPURNSJOB
AS \. Y.pOSTMASTER
German American Tammany
Man Says He Appreciates
Honor, But Can't Accept.

Now YORK. April 2s.--President VIII
son yesterday nominated Robert r..
Wagner, Tammany state senator, to
DO postmaster OF New York, Senator
Wagner promptly, made public his re-
fusal OF the office.
while appreciate the appointment
as great compliment he said. "the
place 10 outside the line OF my ambi-
lions, and I must decline H."
The politicians In all parties were
busy last night with the Presidents
action and the circumstances attend
ing II. The comment generally was
unfavorabie 10 the PRECEDENT y
II was q. widely accepted view that
In selecting Senator Wagner for the
New York postmastership Wilson play
cd politics, expecting to make a,double
political hit. frst with Tafnmany. and
next with the German-American vote.
Senator Wagner IL OF Prussian birth,
and In prominent In the Arion Society
and other German social Organizations.
"A the Tammany leader in the legis-
lature his. appointment might lie sup
posed to placate the Murphy organiza-
ton, which the President knew was
dissatisfied with his Administration.
Wagner's name was sent to the SEN
ate, despite the fact that he previously
had indicated he could not accept the
appointment.
The Washington times., 1916-04-23

A company OF cadets from Central
High School will camp on the Winthrop
rifle range tonight. to be ready for the
real start. of the high school outdoor
shoot tomorrow.
Easter week at the range will be prac-
ticafly devoted to the schoolboy sol
however. after the cadets have been
taken care OF, special assignments will
be made to permit delegations from
local rifle clubs to use the range this
week These special assignments are
Hariee. commandant Of the range.
The cadet matches really started yes
terday, when ono hundred representa-
tiyes from Eastern and Central visited
with them were DR.. willard 8. Small.
principal of Eastern, and two members
of the military committee OF the school.
c. J. Schwartz and G. II. seineweaver.
at the range yesterday. including Miss
Alice George. Miss Jane George. Mas
ter Henry George. Sd. Miss Camelia and
Miss Mary Norton. and Il. w. Oyster.
In addition to the cadets, teams rep
resenting Troop 81. Boy Scouts, George
Washington University. and the DEPART
gets. -
On the trip down. DIR. Arthur w. Dun
bar. u. 8. ~, assigned by Secretary
Daniels to accompany the steamer De-
Barry on each Of her trips. delivered q
lecture on first-aid work.
Seventeen of the one hundred who
fired on the range yesterday qualified
as marksmen. Company T., OF Central
High School. qualified the greatest num-
Der. Six out of the thirteen who rep
resented that contingent made the neces-
sary points.
To Central also went the honor OF
carrying of the highest score. Sergt.
w; r. Stokes. OF Company b. scored
Those qualifying as marksmen and
sergt; w: r, Stokes, Company B, Gem
trail, 1877; c. s. Shields. George WASH
ington University. 1856; Private II. 8.
Huston. Company e. Central, 1884,; Capt.
@. r. Chisholm, Company r, Eastern,
ITO; Sergt w. c. Humbert, Company q,
Eastern, 49,: Lieut.. +. ]. Harbaugh,
Company A, Central, ,17S; Lieut.. ii. c.
Graves, Company, r.. Eastern. us: Sergt.
w. #. r. Mengert. Company r. East
ern, 17s; Corp. w. s. Small, Company
q. Eastern, 175; Private r. M. Norris.
Company b. Central, 1859; Sergt. ii. G..
Torbert. Company 1, Central. 167: Pri-
vate n. W., Richardson. Company b,
Central. ls7 Capt. w. B. Barkman.
Company f. Eastern. 1888 Reg: Ad1t. w.
X. Wilbur. Central. 100; w. ii. Young.
l59; Corp. ID. A. Donnaly. Company Fl.
Qualified in magazine fre-Major
Strange. Western. 75
The Washington times., 1916-04-23
Steckman to Head
Campaign Publicity

lFrsde,ick w. ssseekt,sn. one Of the
best known newspapcrfnen az Washing
ton, win have chnrse OF publicity for
the Democratic national campaign.
Mr. eteckman's appointment was
made last night by the Joint finance
and executive committee. OF which
Frederick B. Lynch. OF Minneapolis,
10 chairman.
Offices will be maintained By the ma.
tional committee IN New York and Chi
cago. The publicity will he handled
from WASHINGTON
-Four years ago Mr.. stecknrar assIsted
In the publicity canuaign for President
Wilson, and his wide experfcnee In po-
litical reporting fits him peculiarly for
his new position. ~, W Ycs.
Mr.. ssecknan for many years Gov.
cred the House for tho Washington Post
and has represented leading publica-
lions OF tho South. He is one of the
most experienced corrcsponteNs o. the
largo corps who occupy the press gal
ieries of the two houses.
The Washington times., 1916-04-23
SHIRT WAIST DANCE
FEATURES AT ARCADE

Contrary to its previous ,csdtom of
closing during the summer months, the
Arcade Dance Auditorium. Manager
James 4 Willard has announced. will
remain open all summer.
Shirt Waist Dancing will be the
feature which will help popularize the
dances during the warmer months.
Mr.. Willard announced today the en-
gagement of the Mills. Union Orchestra
TO supply dance music Every effort will
be made to Keep the auditorium cool by
the latest devices. Refreshments will
be on sale.
The auditorium Is especially convent
ent 10 Mt. Pleasant residents. 1t Is ex-
pected however. to appeal to residents
OF oner sections as we'll because OF the
excellent service on the Fourteenth
street car line, which makes the audi
torium easily accessible from all parts
OF the city.
The Washington times., 1916-04-23
Cigars Cigarettes Smoking Tobacco You Can Get
Them Here for Less
& CUT PRICES ON HIGH GRADE CIGARS

Ell BRADFIELD.
(After Dinner.)
A fihe Havana. regularly sold at
10c straight.
Our price .''..'....I '..''S Tor xoc
BOX OF 90 ........ ..,.''.s.' p4'VO
WEBSTER.
(Elks)
A nice 10c Havana cigar cut to
3 for 25c.
hOA OF % 'pf.Vv
PERLA GUIANA.
(Perf Sublimes.)
A superior loo Porto Rican cigar.
Our price ITO eachj 4 for 2Se
Box Of 90 .........s ...... ..sS.OS
Ell CREDARO.
(Napoleons.l
Extra fine s-for-26c Porto Rican,
cigar. I'D
our price 's1.'..' 49,, a tor Soc
BOX OF 20 ....,.'.... ....s, Ntsoo
PORTO q.
tCorohas.)
Excellent loo Porto Rican.
our price .....''.'.'. 'oc straight
BOX OF 70 ..............s.. .&i.xo
The Washington times., 1916-04-23
CADETS WILL CAMP
AT RANGE TONIGHT
Rifle Range Program
For Next Two Days
MONDAY.

MONDAY.
High School Cadets, with special
details from:
Home Club Of the Interior De-
partment, thirty-two men.
District Of Columbia Rifle Club,
sixteen men. .
TUESDAY.
High School Cadets, details from:
Department Of Commerce, eight
men.
Interstate Commerce Commits
sion, twenty men. \
Civil Service Commission, eight
men.
Washington Marine Craftsmen,
eight men.
Municipal Building, eight men.
Smithsonian Institution, eight
men. tsis Yats
The Washington times., 1916-04-23


(Regalia Especially
Fine mild domestic 10c cigar.
Our price ............... Tc each
NORMA MARTINEZ.
CAN Havana Smokers.)
Our price ................. DC eReh
box OF 20 ....,.. .tA<o
GRANDAZO.
(Empefors.)
Another big Ahipment of these
fine Toe cigars Just received.
Our price '...,...'' DC stratknt
Box of 10 .,.,.,...........,.....
JOHN DREW.
Just received q large shipment
OF these standard &c cigars. a.
Our price ia for locJ for z5e
La FLOR DE PoRTUoNDO.
(Chicos.) VFt
Standard &c cigar.
Our price .....s for Zoe, for ase
Box OF 30 ...,,.....,.., ......... tl.xD
AMERICAN PEARLS.
(Perf. Especially
Regular &c cigar.
Our price Ia for 1905 for 2Se
Box OF % ...,''...'....'. .$1'oO
The Washington times., 1916-04-23
Finds Stolen Auto.

Inspector Clifford L. Grant, while an
swering an early morning call, today
found an automobile abandoned near
Twelfth and II streets northwest. In
quiry proved that the car had been
stolen from John Gary, of Del Ray. Va.
who had left 1t In front OF a theater
while attending the performance last
The Washington times., 1916-04-23

A license 10 marry has been issued "a
George III. Scherrer. forty-thrce years
oids Of Kensipgton. and Miss Agnes NJ.
Dell. aged forty-six. Of baltimore.
The Washington times., 1916-04-23

Backache-Kidneys
Rexall Kidney Remedy II
guaranteed to help you II you
have Kidney complaints, or
your money will be returned
the moment you AJAX for II.
800 bottles-t5ale 100
The Washington times., 1916-04-23
RoCKYILLE.

Rufus Kent King. farmer. OF Danas-
Gus, died early Yesterday. aacd sixty
slx .IIo 4. .,,,v,,,oa ~, ~. ,,,,.t,,, ON,
,y.s . M. pn.,... ss 80 "' ss,,,n :.
chiidreni MRS. Wilbur 3. Day. OF Rcck-
Vile, Mrs. Howard Miles. OF Clarks-
burg. and Mrs. William i Dav. Mrs.
Arthur purdett. ana v,,,..,. y tyt,g
I. 49, 49, -, .' M y 'ia" ~ ns'
Q. damascus. Inc funeral VII Jake
from the Methodist Church AZ Damas-
,u. - - (
49,. .., $780,. .,<,
~ .ne snnua' eiecuon OF onicers OF
city, Dr. j. w. Bird, of sandy Spring.
was chosen prcaident. mr. Fuoera
Jonos ~ Kerslnstcs ,,,.A ',r.s,S...,
The Washington times., 1916-04-23

handing $50 10. Mrs. Henry Tontrop. thdc
mother OF triplefe, az her residence near
the village Of Coldwater. The sum was
FIRST collected BY the physician from the
father OF the babies as his fee for pro-
fessional services.
The Washington times., 1916-04-23
Reports Pocket Picked.

George Webster 22Os Nichols avenue
southeast. has reported to the police
that his watch, valued at SIS, was stolen
from him yesterday His pocket was
picked, he believes. In the shopping sec
tion last night.
The Washington times., 1916-04-23
LOCAL MENTION.

Bc-Always---5c. Va. today, Chaplin
in His Night Out" Also great Italian
DINE here today. Lincoln Cafe 40 10th.
Phone Your Want AID to The Times.
Main 500. II
The Washington times., 1916-04-23

ST. MARys. WIS. April 2s.--"1Iere
start bank accounts for these young,
tiers" said If. rhllI6 y. weamer.
The Waxahachie daily light. [volume] (Waxahachie, Tex.) 1894-current, 1916-04-29

70 be held In July. 1915.
For Congress, Fifth District:
HArToS w. SUMMERS
For State senator. Tenth plstrice:
J. NJ. ALDERDlcE.
For Representative. Place No. ,:
w f. cox.
For Representative. Place 2:
JAG. JOHNSON.
For Tax Collector
" TONI JONES.
BILLIE THATCHER.
j. 3. KFAT0N.
GEO C. SWEAT
JAMES A. cox
w. !. HAMILTON,
T0N BLAKET.
r. i. SMITH
FOR cGaufy Attorney:
TOM BALL
j. r. SPENCER
HENRY TREY.
For Commissioner. Precinct ::
TIN NEWTON.
jim CALIESs.
]. ii. GRIFFITH.
For Commissioner. Preenet No. 2;
PERCY WOOD
D c. HITCHCOCK.
w. II. WOODS.
gor Commissioner. Precinct No. j:
STANLEY MATTHEW'S.
j. II. JAMES.
For Commissioner. Precinct 4:
W. A. wITMERsPOON.
FRANK kEEsEE.
HOWARD GARvIH.
w. a. FEW
n. A. CASAwAY.
r. f. HAWKINS.
Fer Constable Precinct No L.
JIM HAMM
=. c. JOHNSON.
J. T. PLANT.
The Waxahachie daily light. [volume] (Waxahachie, Tex.) 1894-current, 1916-04-29
UNlFICATION on CHERCHEs
COME THROUGH MISSIONS

WASHINGTON. April % Tho
unity OF the church, long sought
by religious leaders. can be brought
to pass sooner by encouraging the
work OF missions than il any other
way, speakers said today at the
Mems National Missionary congress.
The present convention, repre-
senting all denominations and all
sorts Of missions, is in itself a great
move toward better understanding
among churches, il was said, and
the determination to advance to-
gether in the common field Of mis-
sions is still another big step toward
uniflcation.
With sessions in all Of Washing
TONS churches, the congress will
close tomorrow Leaders agreed
that in work done, agreements
reached and plans made. il had done
more to advance the general work
Of missions than any other confer
.ence since the World Missionary
conference in Edinburgh, Scotland.
The Waxahachie daily light. [volume] (Waxahachie, Tex.) 1894-current, 1916-04-29

recipe improved by the addition Of
other ingredients for so cents a
lage bottle, all eady for use. 1t is
called Wyeth's Sage and sulphur
Compound. This can always be de-
pended upon to bring back the nat
ural color and lustre of your hair,
Everybody uses "Wyeth's" Sage
and Sulphur Compound now because
it darkens so naturally and evenly
that nobody can tell it has been .ap-
piled. You simply damien a sponge
or soft brush with it and draw this
through the hair, taking one small
strand at a time; by morning the
gray hair has disappeared, and al,
ter another application it becomes
beautifully dark and appears glossy
and lustrous. This ready-to-use
is a delightful toilet
requisite fer those who desire dark
hair and a youthful appearance II
is not intended for the cure. miti-
cation or prevention OF disease
(adv)
The Waxahachie daily light. [volume] (Waxahachie, Tex.) 1894-current, 1916-04-29
SAYS nor WATER
= ZACH DiN kEirs
rHE DOCTOR AWAY
Drink Glass % Ifot Water B.foFe
breakfast Co Wash Gut
the foisons.

Life Il mot merely IA Use. hut %
live we'll. eat well. digest welh
work well. sleep we'll look veil.
What a glorious condition to attain.
aud VT how VERY easg IL Is " one
win only adop; the morning inside
bath
Folks who arc accustomed 20 feel
dun and heavy whom the arise.
splitting headache. stuffy from a
eeid. foul tongue. nasty breath.
acid stomach. eau. instead. feel as
fresh as daisy b. opening the
sluiees of the system each moFning
and flushing out the whole OF the
internal poisonous slagnant matter,
Everyone. whether aiiine, sick Or
we'll. should, each morning. before
breakfast drink glass OF real hot
water with a teaspoonful OF lime
stone phosphate in II to wash from
the stomach. liver. kidneys and
bowels the previous DAYS waste. sour
bile and poisonous toxins; thus
cleansing, sweeteniag aud purifying
the entire alimentary canal before
putting more food into the stomach
The action of bot water and lime
stone phosphate on an empty aten-
aeh Is wonderfully inyigorating. II
cleans out all the sour fermenru-
tiona, gases, waste and acidity and
gives one splendid appetite for
breakfast. While You are enjoying
your breakfast the water and phos-
phate is quietly extracting a large
volume of water from the blood and
getting ready for a thorough flush
ing of all the inside organs,
rhe millions OF people who are
bothered with constipation. hilioas
spells. stomach trouble. rheumatism :
others who have sallom skins. blood
disorders and siekly complications are
urged 70 get quarter pound Of
limestone phosphate from the drug
store which viii cost very little. but
IS sufficient to maye anyone pro-
nounced erank on the subject of in
ternal sanitation (ady)
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co No FARTHER

The Evidence Is al Your Door.
Waxahachie proof is what you
want and the statement Of this nigh
Nv respected resident Will Danish all
doubt:
J. r. Morrison. SOC w. Franklin
St. Waxahaehie, says: Il found
Doans Kidney Pills TO be good
kidney medicine am now quite
free from lameness across ng back
and kidney trouble, can sleep well
and don't have 20 get up nights to
na-e the kidney secretions l have
nsea several boxes Of Deans Kid
ney pills and l give them my hearty
enforcement"
price soc. at al dealers. Don [
simply ask for q kidHey remedy
vm Doan's Kidney pills The same
maj ,fr Morrison had. Fcster-Aii-
burn Co. Props Buffalo, n y
taGs.l
The Waxahachie daily light. [volume] (Waxahachie, Tex.) 1894-current, 1916-04-29

Chs seo Grain


The waxahaehie dealers ere paf
.ng the following prices for countr,
produce TODAY
The Waxahachie daily light. [volume] (Waxahachie, Tex.) 1894-current, 1916-04-29

49, ~ i ~ 49, III


Pearl White alayins The sixth eps-
sode Of The Iron Claw Is the fes-
ture attraction at the Dixie thea.er
today. II is in two parts in the t.
ne OF The Spotted warning. The
other attractions are Cub comedy
Jerry and the smuggiegs.Y featGr-
ing GEORGE oyey, a Vogue comedy
bunglios BILL Detective. featuring
Paddy Mcguire and Louise Owens,
"a Beauty comedy. Billy Van Dea-
sens Middle, and Falstaff com
edy' Running Randalrs Reputation. I"
Monday the Dixie VIII show thc "a.
ca Bessie Barriscale IN a Tr;ana.e
five act feature Bullets and Brow Il
Eyes" and a two reel Triangle Key
stone comedy feature.
The Waxahachie daily light. [volume] (Waxahachie, Tex.) 1894-current, 1916-04-29

rENARkkNA. Texas. April a.
The Union Labor Herald. a neWspa-
per devoted TO the cause OF union
labor. has beca iaquched here. IL
Is an eightpaee. sevcn-colunln sheet
and presents ~ attractive appear
sRca. Il VIII DC published weekly.
The publishers are r. W. pcCroix
and G. T. DsCrcix. y, W DeCrois
Is editor and business manager.
The Waxahachie daily light. [volume] (Waxahachie, Tex.) 1894-current, 1916-04-29
COUNTY ANNOUNCEMENTS.

All auaouncements made under
his lead are subject to the action
II the democratic primary election
TO be held In July. 1915.
The Waxahachie daily light. [volume] (Waxahachie, Tex.) 1894-current, 1916-04-29
At the Fn,,ire.

Mabel Normand and Roscoe tF'as-
~ Arbuckle are at the Empire the
Ter today. Their play is The Bright
Lights" two reel Triangle Key
stone comedy feature. The other at
traction at the Empire is THE
League Of the Future" a three act
Gold Seal feature starring william
Garwood and Stella I;azeto, with a
strong supporting cast.
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\No/ Oil Burning Locomotives

EOUSTON-Texas Bankers issoci.
alton. Tickets on sale May ist AMI
End; Return Limit May 9Th. Fare
$500 Round Trip.
RMINGHsM--U. q. v. Reunion.
Tickets on sale May f3, IL. ID and
10. Return limit May 25th; can be-
extended to June ilth; fare SiH.53
via Houston and New Orleans, close
conncc,io ions ali the way.
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1916-06-24
PROSPERITY.

y ANk clearing, IN Oklahoma city this week tolacd s.
IGG lSS 60 gain Of 90 percent over the corresponding
week u year ago And throughout the whole month the
showing has been gratifying In June which {, known Ms
the between season" the pace ordnuri, sachcns But
there has been no slump this year.
Secretary WundcrIich Of the Clearing Ilou," assoca
tIou says there is only way to explain "Stahlr hus
ness conditions" His Judgment Is the that Of
other keen business observers in various parts of the
country our prosperity 10 not abnormal It Is not mush
growth doomed to wilt as adycntitlous con
dons are removed. II Is a healthy, not q hectic pros.
pcrity
Such opinions from men who know ana such whole
facts they rcctc give further point io the state
mcn recently made 10y Incoh Schiff the New York mnh
cr who told group of distinguished bu-nce, and pro
fc>sidnnl men that there just way 10 destroy
the structure Of our prosperity ana that by starting
foolish and unnecessary tariff agitation Of COURSE In the
political cNgcncy ~ presidential campaign there must
be- something TO talk about and fight about ana the tariff
Is perennial and never falling source N controversy But
for our political hclccrcnts there +, dcnrh ~ ISSUE,
h. year issues thick This ycar flies used 10 h'
n the uuswaiicd Iunos ~ wore. As matter ~ pru
d"nco patriotism and prosperity let, clamp 'ho d ON the
tariff
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1916-06-24

hnra 80, " ~ could have been mras.
ufri however. 2 believe tho weight would
have exceeded ih,i b, several ounces
"NF.t veil bet us suppose that OKLA
huma Iii1 ,u,rfs five square miles ipyh
s1usfr mile contains s1sis iNu square
frc' liguuuf ,Igni ounces ~ hail fuf
each unit Oh sfs sun pounds fru uu each
square mile and ~ s'i ooo pounds ou the
entire n,r miles
This amount will npufr uu 'D $3.50 o
tons The population NJ oklahoma 'iiN
is about NNNn THIS would mf,u about
700 uuui.s fnf each uhsbrsui. aud
vuuid alpv each person man. woman
bui yhiib. twenty pounds n Iyr Per day
for tho rrNi thirty da1s
wouldn't N ~ RU 1vfui hIuv lD ihy
ir.si I.r companies I' SOME rrrius would
invent "a s,sifw 'Uf catching aud saving
su.H NsIis'rrms s.inssr
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1916-06-24
THE FUTURE COMMUTER.

INAGINNrlu\ rnuno' '"n,c," ~ mHIuu. "r n.Nw.. "i
people hcIrr carried through 'ho ar sos. mr \rN
York Time. IN discussing no, relation between 'ru.Iuria
tou aud r,,I estate ,aIus I,ru f m1.un,, .uu.d nr
built 'o nr,t such 'u,d. 90" 1r itself ,uu.I nu' sustain
them
We arc uc' surr about that The first submarine -
Imagination wa. 'n" Nautilus wasn't rr boz Twenty
Thousand league, Under the sea There &, .ii ihun
NJ vc hear Captain Nrmu covering Nj. eye. With Boo.
hand. ryr'BIm .N'mgh', DuI ENOUGH Enough, T. e
only Fifteen YEAR or ,, ,urr n VOL. wrote "Wnru tho
Dreamer Wake. Nul ~. ur Ir,our,I inr I,rr,m uIl
ou iouhou Bul h, n,lupnur 1,f,u.r we Hwfo,rI 'nr
verdict 'na' We'll. naI m1I, .1u,rrr .,.y.u Iuuh 5000, u
the 'nrrms. W rumnn,r uu the l,mrIn. have swept
over iorlar Nb, nocturnal hr. ~ prey aul h. n,,. ~
submarine. rr,v u.,'n. Urrth. oui vru .niH t,u, to
The future .,mmw,r h. mnrnus 1rH evening nan'.
When Michael INruB, discovered ur.fr.HF Induction
ho ,turi,d something
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1916-06-24
War Review

n NCE Il week there 8. au item I'm
| the British official statement
that reports the progress "i a
fnv mile, Zoe German East Africa
purIus the last five months il"
work uf driving the Grrmnus ont ~
their last colony on the fnrr uf the
4Iolc has gone forward steadily
lnlor the srunrnIsmp ~ Holm who
took the cummuud when hr finished
ns work in German Southwest Alri0l
the nIIir,. consisting ~ British terri
lurinls native troup. Nulur-. bcl
gRu. mf fr'urb have formed o ring
about the COLONY and prr driving iu
steadily FROM nll directions.
G,rmn ln-i tNfriu. with li. vast
mileage. ils mp'urtruhIc iuusIr- and
mrk ul the thing, nu invading army
urrds. constitute, u hard uui fur the
nlliu- nm n b. .ufc rr ray the suhiugn
tlou ~ the great col'ly win hr com.
plctr before lanunr, .lnlI
when the black ougIrNHll- from the
last flagstaff I'm German Eal NfrIa
the last ,r-tirr of colonial possession,
uf the Gcruau empire will have ceased
10 cNit " VI "
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1916-06-24

The man who is always fuss!ns WIN
his wife because the roffoc isnt hnt
enough is usually the sam" fellow who
ls always fussng with the bartender be
tnuse the beer isn't cold enough
what has become Of the Old fashioned
stew who used to hang over u bar and
sing Il Bc'icyo II For My Mother Told
Me So''
one thing that keeps money IN rircula
ilon be the rct that NO man ever gets 7n
smart that he doesn't imrgin" h" 'nn
beat the other fellows game
\ girl doesn't worry any over what Won
can see when she wears hcr waist op"n
In iho front Rat he i7 worried :" death
for fear vou oill see that she hH q
plmpo ON her f1,c
Won can't max" man hc'loy" ~ RH
the truth g. that ne would smell lust nF
good n he smoarcd some l|mhufg"r
.hccsc ON his clothes ns no do"n when
hc uses some cheap pcrum" on thom
We saw tfo old fashioned sport Win
tho higI stopper aud M" now buggy M"
other day And gee no vns good for
sofc 'Hr.
\ woman wouldn't think NJ keeping q
,no lu tho horsr rui she BE- 'ust cra1F
~ ha'" parrot
Their" 'sut am doubt 'n ms mind hui
tha' II % mGu ,r.I t'on hIa cars Uor.
cred with Hir nH tNn tim" Ike - sir.
b, wouldn't vssn 'r'w yor, often
Whom the lnsH.Im'rf Collector pr-
~ 'r, dHor M, Honeymoon 1l"s 0u' Hi
mo window
mothrrN old woman who Ind rrlscd
, bIr pmIN mHv not lo phIo ~ rom'u,'
Hrr vHpt tho Scyou Wonders NJ mo
World urc Hu' shr.u bet that ionr'
crease and Castor Oll sre tVo ~ them
There Wa time Ohon Hlush V''
supposed Nv disappear ps soon NJ n Mp
po,rod tH' nowadays n tho Wsh
loosut stay out sh" wants nor mdnc'
Ha"t from the Druggist
And what has become NJ inr yoru5
fellow who usoI to rut 'n h. uifhu
.uIufug o. mo'rs.H,Yu pipo7
Or zee yer" 1N ps good no. 90 want ou'
viy,s IN he. Satan would have to .lns'
up tho llnd"s llous" because ~ m.k u
yp'furtT.