The herald and news. [volume] (Newberry S.C.) 1903-1937, 1916-09-05
CROSSING The Line
When Neptune Owns the Ship
ard RcIds High Carnival.
PLAYS SOME ROUGH FRANKS.
As a Vessel Nears the Equator the Sea
Kings Reign Begins, and Fer the
Time Being No Passenger Is Too
High or Mighty to Escape.

Kings Reign 6e9ins, ana Fcr the
Time Being No Passenger Is Too
High or Mighty to Escape.
It is to be expected that the people
shut up in the little republic that is
bounded by the iron walls Of an ocean
liner should seek many ways of divert
ing themselves. Perhaps republic" is
not altogether happy word to use in
that connection, because no czar Of the
Russias ever had such autocratic pow
er oyer his subjects as the captain of a
great liner has over the travellers on,
his ship. But he uses his power very
sparingly, and if his temporary sub
5ects behave decently and obey the
Rnwritten laws Of the sea he lets them
DO about as they please.
They exercise their ingenuity in pro-,
viding all sorts OF entertainments to
relieve the monotony Of the passing
days. Switchboard and deck golf, ring
toss and bull board and a concert usu-
ally suffice for the brief journey across
the Atlantic ocean, but on the more dis
tant voyages to India or Australia or
down the long coast of South America
those mild amusements pail upon the
voyagers, and they plan something
more elaborate. Tournaments Of vari-
GUS kinds, races of every sort, lectures
and plays are the order Of the day.
But the most time honored and ex-
travagant revelries are sure to take
place when the ship icrosses the imag-
mary line between the northern and
southern hemispheres. From time i'm
memorial that has been the day dedi-
Gated to jokes and Quips and pranks Of
all kinds. The captains serious face re-
lakes; the mates and even the quar-
termasters and sailors are evidently
concocting some huge scheme Of fun;
no horseplay is outlawed; no practical
jokes are too rough; no exalted person
age is too digni6ed to be exempt from
Neptune's trough house"
The most elaborate fun Of that sort
that remember witnessing was on a
trip from New York to IN Francisco.
The night before the S, vas to cross
the line we saw spot of light off the
starbeard bow. :, 1t seemed to draw
nearer and nearer, and pretty soon old
Neptune himself, clad in oilskins and
dripping water from his garments and
his long white beard, climbed the black
side of our ship and, standing upon the
hurricane deck, surrounded by an ad-
ming throng Of passengers, an
neunced that the next day at 2 o'clock
In the afternoon we should cross the
line and that he would welcome us to
his domain with suitable equator cere-
monies.'.' He spoke in thunderous and
somewhat sepulchral tones. Then he
disappeared over the side of the ship.
The next day at 2 o'clock Neptune
was promptly on hand again. To pre-
pare for his coming the sailors had az
ranged on the lower deck a great can
vas tab, perhaps twenty feet square.
filed with water to g depth Of about
three feet. The tub was surrounded by
q rail, and Neptune. seated on gor-
geous throne. at first commanded that
the passengers should be initiated into
the mysteries Of his domain. He had
come aboard this second time with a
great flourish of trumpets, and he was
followed by lcng train Of fantastic
ally arrayed subjects.
Those subjects ruthlessly seized the
passengers, right and left, and Nep-
tune commanded that the men should
be shaved. They we're seated on the
edge of the tmprovised bathtub, and
the barber appeared, welding lather
brush nearly as big as broom and a
pasteboard razor also Of huge dimen-
sions.
Covering a victims face with lib
eral supply of lather, the barber raised
on high his tremendous razor. But just
as he was about to apply it to the face
of the unresisting passenger, two Of
Neptune's myrmidons. standing in the
great tub Of water, suddenly pulled
the victim over.. backward and i'm
mersed him completely. A moment later
he emerged, spluttering and coughing,
but making desperate effort to ap-
pear good natured.
IF any passenger was particularly
digni6ed or dandified, if he had shown
any overweening conceit in his own
abilities, Neptune's slaves sought him
out especially. The more spotless the
linen, the more stylish the necktie, the
more feckless the white flannel suit,
the surer was the owner to have the
starch literally taken out Of him.
Of course not all of the $50 passen-
gers could be initiated with these elab-
crate ceremonies. Most Of those who
were enjoying the fun to the utmost,
and who were congratulating them
selves that they had gone scot free,
did not notice some sailors in oilskins
climbing the masts directly over their
heads. The sailors had big hose in