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The weekly times-record. (Valley City, N.D.) 1912-1922, 1916-02-10
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The Leather Goods Store

have" said The Lady in the Moon, for
the has made them high
really can't afford to drive carriage and four
tho live up in the sky;
Harness sell to just this time, really
them this trip,
But what do wish is Smashing Trunk A
Good Leather Grip;
say, why certainly do, splen
display tells that,
wish in trunk deep tray, which
may carry best Sunday hat
High, not Thoreen's, by the
prices quote,
Now Fine Case, just thing for dress
and then it's not heavy to tote;'
Those Blankets fine and soft and if
owned horse I should buy
shame to let them be cold, horse to
should try;
And Repairing do, twould seem good time to get
ready for Spring and fair weather,
waiting, for the farmers to in for
goods they may need in Fine Leather"
tip that wish would take, if you've
any repairing to do,
Just bring while there's plenty Of time this hint
is intended for you.
The weekly times-record. (Valley City, N.D.) 1912-1922, 1916-02-10
Hotel Kindred
o. r. Liandre, Proprietor

my dear Liandre," Lady Moon
shopped til I'm simply all in,
really should know that
is wonderful inn,
Where the traveller may stop
greatest of
up right I'll be glad that with
bath if you please
Then when had supper which told will be fine,
certainly shall early retire,
until eight the unless
it's flood fire."
morning breakfast she'd ate which
seemed to enjoy with great zest
She remarked to Mrs L-'You have hotel wonder
they say it's the best;
And Sunday Dinners often have heard, the
wonderful spreads do serve,
No wonder crowded damned to the DOORS it's
compliment you richly deserve;
Now Man In The Moon can't be long, he has
watch every night,
bring him Sunday dinner sometime
know that you'll things all right
So The Lady Kindred stopped
which showed that she knows what is best,
she leaving for the home she
20 confessed.
The weekly times-record. (Valley City, N.D.) 1912-1922, 1916-02-10
Jeffrey Lumber Co.

"N0w MI. jeffrey" said The Lady Moon, must
have some fuel before back to my home
And that The OF
Hard and Soft will show,
AS Oft times in The Moon it cold
much at night,
So need The Best Hard Coal that when reach hoe
the fire may be burning bright;
And then Soft Coal WISH burn in that
bought
You Pocahonas and Spint isn't great? why
that is just the fuel I have sought
And have Lumber Lath Plaster Posts, Lime
Why really is fortunate that upon
building in Valley City I'm intent;
I've purchased lots shall build
shall to
For all kinds of Building Material that shall need my
bungalows pretty and
But my moon-ship still space, which
all that coal stow,
And If you'll make BILL I'll it, WILL and then
ship / will
this point wish impress, N
read this rhyme,
That Prices Right Quality Too Coal,
Cement Lumber Lime
The weekly times-record. (Valley City, N.D.) 1912-1922, 1916-02-10
North Dakota Motor Go.
farm Machinery

You remember, Mr.. Redman, that very rhyme
tells of long ago time,
When the animals gay all was
sad
You'll remember I'm the dog laughed,
the saucer away with the spoon,
And saddest of ALL we've not heard her bawl, since the
COW jumped the moon;
I tell right if still Cream Sep
arator would buy
But could neer get her back tho brains did
Wrack, and every means in power did try
Farm Machinery the best lnes La Crosse
International Moline,
OF buy Engine, a Tractor, Supplies Oils
and even Threshng Machine;
And Wind Mills you sell and Feed Mills we'll, Mccormick
Harvesting Machinery and Twine
Lightning Rods erect barns and homes protect
isn't that really
And such things shall need when Spring here
. for I'm going to begin farming see,
Then the North Dakota Motor Co. shall all my
trade, surely depend me-
And when left George Riedman say,-"I
that she COW,
For at this time of the
mighty good sale you'll allow"
The weekly times-record. (Valley City, N.D.) 1912-1922, 1916-02-10
Charles Oscar Pope Smith
A1O~"SV0 Viii O}I5 1OIO1
E and z Grand Theatre Building

and Grand Theatre Building
Lady Moon, shopping all day. "This
a strenuous time been,
And feeling very ill and all out of Sorts in fact
nearly all in;
1 felt strong very long time and lately
have been having the grippe,
That if I'm careful shall have relapse the result
arduOus trip;
a Chiropractor I'll go, they the who
treat all bodily ills
BY Adjusting the Spine, using neither Medicine Knife,
they all nostrums and pills."
to Mr. Smith, chiropracor,
Theatre Building Room Seven,
Who Adjustment until she felt fne and declared
relief to re
Wonderful chropractic that the
of disease
Adjusting Spine it's normal state when all
troubles Immediately
Suffering thousands have hailed it, who have tried other
and practically given hope,
by they might every
that without medicine dope"
When The Lady the Moon ready to leave she smiled
and these words did say,
"r send down the Moon he's been ailing
for a day."
The weekly times-record. (Valley City, N.D.) 1912-1922, 1916-02-10
Valley City Greenhouse
The Home OF Fresh Flowers

est Valentines Day wouldn't right without flowers
and dainty green's,
To remind of summer and the summers landscape
Said The Lady IN the Moon, Valley City
house she came,
"And at home have only the Moonhower, surely
know by name
Now Roses 1 wish, beauties you know,
And Carnations and vioets show:
Tulips and DaHodils have also in bloom,
Such beauties will help relieve long gloom;
So pack box just pack them together,
With plenty Of wrappings protect them from
weather,
And home my hubby Valentine bring
That will shorten the winter Spring."
Now from The Lady in the Moon this you'd take
Your sveethears Valentine Flowers year
would make.
The weekly times-record. (Valley City, N.D.) 1912-1922, 1916-02-10
Chaffee's Dept. Store

Said The Lady Moon to chatee's she came
"Why bless
This surely beats anything anywhere Of
the skies!
Here The Finest Dry Goods, Silks,
Goods, in the latest patterns weaves,
And the dainties of Ribbons
collars and sleeves;
Then nd the
Millinery 1 ADORE
And tell that Mr. Chaffee York, where
has really buy
Why he had place like this in The Moon he'd the
trade from all of the stars,
From Saturn Uranus, Venus and
Then she selected Coats,
in up-to-date style,
And a Coat, Skirt and Shoes, and then a very
smile,
She remarked,-"With Splendid Fixtures,
There finer in all of wonder
full State
When l a n Earth. that is
filled goods like these
always seized of 'BuyItis-it is pc
culiar disease"
The weekly times-record. (Valley City, N.D.) 1912-1922, 1916-02-10
Jacks Taxi Line
Hello 600

"Now really could finished shop.
ping I've DONE,
afoot-the that
But called Jacks phoned to Six Hundred
Six
And he helped my troubles, I'd have been a
terrible
If hadn't with his that is
certainly quite up to date,
I'd have been the tagged of be
found in all this State;
He drove all erraldshs service splendid
fine,
I'll advise while Valley City, patronize
Taxi Line;
He right there minute-he always the job
And mOdest-his
rob;
Now you'll advice" said The Lady who's been
subject of all this long rhyme
If wish place hurry and make that
reach there in time
Jacks Tax-Phone Hundred Six-hes
around,
And before your phone quits tnkng, be
there the ground"
The weekly times-record. (Valley City, N.D.) 1912-1922, 1916-02-10
Embertson s. Olson
Distributors OF Ford Cars

gentlemen" said The Lady the Moon
she where The Ford is for sale,
Universal the for rough roads and the
that in the skies they would hail;
roads rough, in fact they tough and
tell that The Ford thro',
Where fine get stalled to finish, and that is
the I called to you;
something lady when I'm at home The Moon,
driving about by strange roads,
l like drive in Auto that and don't
around in rough going like toads;
They've jokes The Ford it is true we've
heard them up there in the skies,
But question of sales, they can't
The Ford with their lies;
drive a the best have and I'll sail
around here in ship,
you may fasen it there Meth
roll off slip;
Oh I'll right needn't worry about that
l little bit left
really admit that the people down here sales
certainly deft."
when she left Moon,
and fastened deck,
watched depart until far the sky, last
they only speck.
The weekly times-record. (Valley City, N.D.) 1912-1922, 1916-02-10
The TimeS-ReC0rd
Fine Job Printing

"And now Mr. Greenwood" said The Lady The Moon
she called on The Editor in his den,
"If I was a man and lived The Earth I'd get
and pen,
And then I'd settle a nice little town, edit
would,
That's what I'd do really believe could
But then there's which I'd fall down.
how hard l might try,
And mix up the job many sob, with O
my printers pi;
think I'll be glad that not man, and can leave all
the printing to those,
don't mind when job it is near, ink
their best Sunday clothes
But really did tell ball. that shall be giving
When up there in the sky will to
n The Moon;
Some Invitations need? why of course, certainly
glad you spoke,
But let easy charge the you
that Pm very broke"
SO cards in Fine Copper Plate
that they surely will please
For with us hobby to Fine Work.
chronic disease.
The weekly times-record. (Valley City, N.D.) 1912-1922, 1916-02-10
Dakota Drug Company
The Big Store On the Corner

$50 this is The RexaIl Store" Lady Moon
that means The King Or ALL
And I'm always looking for the best, l surely you
call;
You have the Edison Diamond Disc Photographs
ords, one surely would prove great boon,
In place that is cheerless
my far away home in The Moon;
And Eastman Kodak too will have
Of Supplies,
Then I'll Kodak the Moon I'll have lots
the rest of the skies,
And send films down The MoOnbeam Express
to Develop and Print,
For I know finish them up they'll show,
Moons every shadow and tint;
And Lggetts Candies have delicious fne,
think a couple of boxes will do,
And box of Cigars for in Moon,
selection to you
Hot Aegres the Fountain serve any flavor wish
did say?
Now isn't that fne they just the right thing
cold winters day"
Then when had packed all the goods bought
and sent them down to ship,
She babe "goodbye" saying, "Ill
when 1 come to Valley City next trip"
The weekly times-record. (Valley City, N.D.) 1912-1922, 1916-02-10
Miss C.. NJ. La&erstrom
PulveyOr to Their MajeStieS, the
Valley CITY Ladies

"Wen Miss Lagerstrom" Lady The Moon, I'm
pleased to learn that really not going away
that old stand in this beautiful town. you've at
last decided to stay;
Valley needs store like where all of the
ladies
they The Very Latest Millinery and Readyto
Wear Garments, know;
Values Than Ever The Lowest Prices
Town?
Why then it surely will from home in The Moon
down;
you going bring back the
Latest New Styles?
Creations will bring forth ladies'
smiles;
wish Swell Gown for parties for have them
there in the sky,
And wish to bring the latest, judgment
fully rely
received please
in The Moon,
that you will get and that
have very soon;
you say?-why you surprise met surely
be skyblue,
remember that particular and get The
The weekly times-record. (Valley City, N.D.) 1912-1922, 1916-02-10
s. MikkelSOn
Overland Garage

where she store her little moonship, where did
she leave it, say?
Why Garage, they
stored it
doubt it, just Mr.. Mikkeson, know that he
wouldn't lie,
he'll tell about the lady, who to his
place from the sky
He also will tell how he sold her of those wonder
full Overland Cars,
In which she proposes thro the well
thro all of the
He showed her taught
her just how to drive,
Assuring her that when she started for place. she
surely, there would arrive;
with Mkkelson then arranged, for Gasoline and
Auto Supplies,
The Moonbeam Express, that traverses
all of the skies,
Observing naivey that John D. there it different
then would be,
doubtless gasoline
such she.
they ship, made fast
its every part
tart
The weekly times-record. (Valley City, N.D.) 1912-1922, 1916-02-10
Gray's Department Store

Tve been looking around" said Moon
Grocery That is SpotIess and Clean,
And have found it in this sore,-ft shopping
place for Dakota queen;
By The Pure Food Inspector nineyeight points of
possible hundred given to you,
record all Of the state only surpassed by two
Now that is fne,youu better tme,-tho' that's
good enough for
looking your splendid store you
perfection
Those Beautiful New Cabinets for Ready to Wear and
the other improvements you've made,
Go make A Store Which Right Up-ToDate,
where it's pleasure to trade;
And Mr. if you'll wait yourself think that
- I'll have. Fine Shoes,
And then after that, I'll A New Suit, too
shall choose j.
The Dakota dry, very dry,
brandy Scotch
So apt to get cold when the it full for then
always watch
Now when she had finished The had bought bunch
of Good Things to Eat
Some Shoes for herself and the Old
very nifty and neat
The weekly times-record. (Valley City, N.D.) 1912-1922, 1916-02-10
Anderson Clothing Go.
The H0me 0f GOOd CI0fheS

"You know said The Lady the Moon, with smile that
wonderfully sweet,
THAT my is shrimp but fat very fat and it's
hard for him to look neat;
heard you se-Hart, Schaffner
Marx believe,
made tho it really is hard
conceive;
told that Forty-Eieht stout,-rm
the size,
just my hubby buy
ties;
Sophomore Clothes, carry,
a suit of those,
Old will have plenty, the very best
brands good clothes;
Then Mora Hat for weekdays and steson for Sundays
I'll buy,
And Packard o'Donne Shoes, these
surely rely;
Underwear him three suits, remember
however he's stout,
Now when he's dressed in these, he'll feel cold
when he's OUT
'Stee Clothes" for the Little
and this brought another sweet smile,
AS she sadWe only just married. you'll have to wait
for awhile"
The weekly times-record. (Valley City, N.D.) 1912-1922, 1916-02-10
American National Bank
OF Valley City, North Dakota

The the Moon called this bank, just
presented by
Moon;
To the teller looked surprised smilngy
said,
Lady the Moon, doubtless you've
Ny hubby told that with you Uncle depos-
its his cash.
And that
acts rash;
And Savings also did the
Four cent Interest you pay,
Saying that yours safe bank in which to
money away;
Now deal in Foreign Exchange you doubt will
this draft The Bank Of the Moon,
So that shopping, promised before leaving
be back
AS the draft looked all right and The Lady did too,
They gave her the cash just the would
Then with quaint little a smile sweet
She wished up
street.
The weekly times-record. (Valley City, N.D.) 1912-1922, 1916-02-10
A. II. Gray s. Son
Sanitary Market and Grocery

"And said The Lady In the Moon my hubby
mentioned Steak
And that here nice juicy thick one I'll take;
Then Nice Rib Roast and Fine Big Ham, with
buckwheat cakes,
your Fine Sausage that is thing to
which always takes;
Some Bacon why We'll need that I'll take
whole side if you please
all keep for very long time put
them outdoors they freeze
Dainty Brand supply, it's
pleasure to trade with here
Where things nothing Sant~
tation end to all
And really that day. market like this
have
thing white sight all fresh
and spotless and clean
of the things missed, just
them up nicely for
And you'd better include something that's good food
those Bermuda Onions
For they certainly fine when dne they
really, 1 think quite SWELL
And know in The Moon they're great boon,
should worry about their strong SMELL"
The weekly times-record. (Valley City, N.D.) 1912-1922, 1916-02-10
Strauss Clothing Go.
The Store OF Great Values

straus Label In Clothes Quality and Value, such
saying that have read,
the Skies perhaps in The Sky Record The
Lady The Moon, sweety said;
Clothes, and B. Fashion and Styeplus
cIothes-what a wonderful trio these,
suit of each, bully Old Man will please;
New Shoes, straus speeaI-0ouslas and
FIorshem the best makes
How many pairs did ask? pair of eachI think he will
need all three;
Gordon and Mallory Hats they all good that
l really cannot decide,
So each, and Manhattan Shirts-size
large-Tn dozen beside;
I am sorry Mr. straus my ], missed
of the greatest of joys
For really like be able to buy, of those
'xtra-Good Clothes For Boys,
there's hope for yet they it may all come
in the end,
later should need them I'll remember the name and
for them to will send"
bundles being wrapped she said-1
all o. those Clothes
really will need Munsing Wear and also he'll
hose"
Little Falls herald. [volume] (Little Falls, Morrison County, Minn.) 1889-1950, 1916-06-02
COME AND GONE

David Engstrom Of Oreland was in
the city for visit with relatives and
on business the first of the week.
Miss Julia Thoen returned to her
home near Royalton Sunday, after a
short visit with friends here.
A. P. Fretag, an employe Of Hicks
k& Louttit, was a business visitor to
Elronton and Crosby this week.
- Mr.. and Mrs. Hicks and family Of
St. Cloud and number of their
friends spent Sunday visiting with
friends here.
+ G. o. Brannen, who is travelling
salesman for Duluth concern, visited
his family here the first Of the week.
Max Won Domarus, who is employed
in Minneapolis, was here for a visit
with his parents Memorial Day.
Frank Hall of Minneapolis visited
friends here Tuesday.
t. Bert Chrichilles went to Altoona. a..
for visit the first Of the week..
Rev. Watson was in Randall to give
a lecture Wednesday,.
Miss Marie Thomas went to Minnea-
polls Wednesday for a weeks visit
with friends.
J. L. Webb Of Minneapolis, boom
master for the Mississippi & Rum Riv-
er Boom company, was in the city on
business Wednesday,.
Miss Charlton of St. Cloud spent last
week, the guest of Mrs. A. NJ. Lout-
tit, returning home Sunday.
Mrs. J. P. Thon returned to her home
in Owatonna Wednesday, after a visit
with her daughter, Mrs. Philip E.
Gregory Of this city.
Mr.. and Mrs. Reid Stephenson of
Hudson, Wis.,, are visiting at the
home Of Mr.. and Mrs. Ed. Nelson.
Mrs. I. W. Hinckley and son Brad
ford went to Loman yesterday to spend
the summer months.
DR.. and Mrs. J. F.; Millspaugh of
Los Angeles, CAL, arrived Wednesday
for an extended visit with Mr.. Mills.
paugh's brother, DR.. J. G. Millspaugh.
Miss Frances Plaster, trimmer in
the millinery department. at the St.
Paul store, left Wednesday for her
home in Nema, Ark, to spend the sum-
mer.
Miss Helen Keough of Minneapolis
is expected to arrive today for a visit
at the home of her aunt, Miss Celia
Roble.
Miss Rose Smith returned Wednes-
day to Rochester, where she is en-
ployed.
Mrs. Gust Schandel Of Swanville was
in the city shopping yesterday.
Mr.. and Mrs. Henry Deutsch of Min
neapolis and children spent Tuesday
at the home of their daug hter, Mrs. B.
Burton. Miss Regina Burton, who
teaches school in Minneapolis, came
up with them, the trip being made by
automobile.
Miss Emma Won Domarus, who is
| employed in Valley City, N. D., ar
rived the first Of the week for a visit
with her parents, Mr.. and Mrs. WIN.
Won Domarus.
A. NJ. Louttit was a business visitor
to the twin cities last week.
Little Falls herald. [volume] (Little Falls, Morrison County, Minn.) 1889-1950, 1916-06-02
NAVAL APPROPRIATION
IS INCREASED IN HOUSE
Party Lines Broken Down on Votes
For Armor Plate Plant
and Aircraft.

Washington, June 1. Amendments
to the naval appropriation bill to pro.
vide for $11,000,000 government ar
NOR plate plant; for $4,000, 900 in
stead of 100000 worth of aero
planes, for 2,730 additional sailors and
for bonus system to encourage the
speedy private construction of war.
ships, were adopted by the House Sit
ting as the committee of the whole.
Party lines were broken down on
every vote. Twenty-three Republicans
and two Progressives joined the Dem
ocrats in voting for the armor plate
proposal, the final vote being 165 to
81.
Thirteen Democrats lined up with
the Republicans on the additional aero,
plane amendment, which carried, 129
to 103. The bonus and increased per,
(onnel amendments were adopted
overwhelmingly without roll calls. !!
Little Falls herald. [volume] (Little Falls, Morrison County, Minn.) 1889-1950, 1916-06-02
ATTEMPT ON R00SEVElTs
LIFE IS BRANDED AS HOAX
Kansas City Police Call Incident Work
Of News Takers, Rehearsed
in Advance.

Kansas City, June 1.-The police
brand tho so-oaI1ed "attenpted a6sas.
sination" Of Colonel Roosevelt here
Tuesday as a hoax, the work Of news
takers, carefully rehearsed in advance
with a knife introduced as a stage
property to give it color, according to
a story printed here. Patrolmen in
the guard around the visitor, tho
story says, we're unaware Of any I'm,
toward incident until the man who
turned the weapon over to the police
stopped over the running board Of tho
automobile in which the Colonel was
riding and then handed small pock-
etknife to one Of the policemen. The
blade was closed.
Little Falls herald. [volume] (Little Falls, Morrison County, Minn.) 1889-1950, 1916-06-02
DIED

Mrs. Clara johnson of Belle Prairie,
aged % years, passed away at Chisholm
Friday, after a brief illness. The re-
mains were brought to Little Falls on
Sunday morning and the funeral was
held at Belle Prairie MONDAY morning
at 1890.
Deceased was before her marriage
Miss Clara Houle Of Belle Prairie. She
is survived by her husband, Alfred
johnson, and by her parents, Mr.: and
Mrs. Henry Houle Of Belle Prairie, and
several brothers and sisters.
VIM. Tuholski, farmer living in
Little Falls town, passed away Tuesday
morning from lung and kidney trou-
BILE, after long illness. Deceased
was IS years of age. He came here
from Pequot two years ago. The fun
eral was held from Sacred Heart
church yesterday afternoon at 3
O'Clock, Rev: Altendorf officiating.
Interment was in the German ceme-
terry.
Little Falls herald. [volume] (Little Falls, Morrison County, Minn.) 1889-1950, 1916-06-02
G.0.P. PROGRAM IS ADOPTED
NATIONAL COMMITTEE BEGINS
HEARINGS OF CONTESTS.
plnai Plans for Republican conventios|
In Chicago Are Approved by
Subcommittee.

chicago, Juno 1-Members Of tho
Republican National committee met
in the Coliseum te hear 40 contesta
involving the right Of 81 delegates to
sit In the convention. The committee
tvill hold daily sessions and expect to
conclude it's work in few days 20
that the temporary roll Of delegates
may be prepared by Secretary James
ID. Reynolds of the National commit,
tee.
Little Interest in Contests
Comparatively little interest IL be,
ing manifested In the contests this
time as a majority Of them are in
Southern states and the result is not
expected to affect seriously the chano.
ss Of the presidential candidates.
Final plans for the convention were
approved by the subcommittee Of tho
committee on arrangements, which haa
held its last meeting. The subcomi
mittee approved the following pro,
gram for the first tive days Of the
oonveution:.
Called to Order by Hilles.
Convention called to order at II q,
N. by Charles D. Hilles of New York
chairman Of the Republican National
Committee.
Election Of temporary chairman.
Address by temporary chairman.
Election Of temporary officers.
Selection of committees on creden,
f1als, permanent organization rules
and order of business and resolutions,
For Second Day.
Convention called to order by TEN,
porary chairman.
Report of committee on credentials.
Permanent organization Of the con,
ventfon.
Address by tho permanent chairman.
The adoption of platform, nomina,
ton of candidates for president and
vice president, the appointment q
other convention committees.
Little Falls herald. [volume] (Little Falls, Morrison County, Minn.) 1889-1950, 1916-06-02
SUGGEST MARTIN AS HIGHWAY
REPRESENTATIV

j. K. Martin of this city has been
suggested by several to represent the
central route of the Jefferson Highway
on the tour Of inspection to be made
by members Of the state highway com
mission in the near fture. Alvah East
man of the St. Cloud Journal-Press
is one of the men who has suggested
Mr.. Martin and he said of him in a
paper of recent date: "The Journal
Press also suggested ]. K. Martin Of
Little Falls as a representative Of the
central route. Mr.. Martin is high
grade man, is treasurer Of the state
automobile association, president of
the Little Falls Automobile club and
a man of wide acquaintance and in
fuence.'