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The Sunday telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1914-1927, 1916-04-30

without FIRST submitting the question
In dispute to an international tribunal
or council ought to be as certain to
follow as possible. and ought to be
such that no nation will brave them.
They must not be Discretionary, or
left for future determination, and
therefore a conference OF nations TO
decide what steps shall be taken Ia
Objectionable. Such a conference,
like the proverbial council of war.
will never light. and II is very likely
not to do anything in time to be eff
fective. Nor will any sanction Of an
economic nature alone be as certain to
be put into operation as an agreement
to use military force, because the
resistance Of the interests affected
Will be constantly striving to break
It down. whereas war once declared
silences oppositon-af fact which any
nation that thought OF defyinng the
league would not fail to note.
Moreover a prospect of immediate
universal war Is the ono. thing that
would BIO sure to deter my country,
however powerful or self-sustaining.
from beginning hostilitics with is
neighbor. It Is almost inconceiyabie
that any nation would attack another
II convinced that to do 80 would In
Solye war with all the leading powers
OF the world. II, therefore, such q
league as 10 proposed were FORMED BY
. sufticient number of great countries
It Is in the highest degree improbable
that the agreement to take tp arms
would ever need to be
Put into Execution,
for although there may be issues on
which nation would rather perish
than yield. there are none on which
II would not prefer public hearing
before fghting its adversary, to night
Ing a whole array Of powerful states
without such a hearing.
Most plans for the maintenance Of
peace among nations starts with the
idea Of compelling the arbitration of
disputes. This one starts from a
different standpoint, that of prevent
Ing sudden war by force. II Is the
method pursued In the case Of I'm
dividuals within q community. The
state does not compel man 10 bring
suit for an injury IL he does mot want
to do 80. 1t nearly tells him that he
must not resort to force, must not
take redress into his own hands, on
pain Of puntshment by the whole
force OF the community. So this plan
does not tell nation that II must
submit disputes to arbitration and
abide by all the result. but that It
must not on pain of'repression by all
the members Of the league 20 to war
before the matter has been submitted
to an international tribunal or eoun.
GIL" pt4f i-tF a.-,fs - ~
The Sunday telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1914-1927, 1916-04-30
PUBLIC DRUNKENNESS
IS REDUCED ONE HALF


They should be made to soc that the
same net profit could be realized from
licensed houses reduced In number by
thirty b forty per cent. Reformsrs
have talked % much about the swollen
prodts Of the brewing trade that man,
brewers here fail TO realize how small
their profits are In comparison with
the enormous turnover involved. I'm
doubtedly II there were less extrav-
agant competition and Q little more In
teitigent adjustment and organization
gross receipts which exceed the TAX
inss Of all Of tho railways in the king
dom by fifty per cent, should afford d
very different result from that now
attained. l1q a,
"out Of $685.. 900. 900. some $500 .ooo,-
600 are absorbed by taxation. The
cost OF material and manufacture does
not exceed s2o0. 000. 900, leaving about
$410. 060, 900 for retail expenditure and
for prodt-too much ofsthe former and
not enough Of the latter. There il a
large margin for. economy without de-
triment to anybody. =
If, Money FILTERED Away.
Apart from the cost Of maintaining
inefficient public houses to the certain
prejudice Of public order and the In
crease OF intemperance, large sums are
frittered away by unnecessary trans
port. IA brewery IN the east Of London
has few houses in the west and vice
versa, each having to send wagons to
carry beer and return empies. In the
outlaying cities conditions In this re-
spect are even worse. Railways are
blocked by necessary carriages Of beer
that under more intelligent adminis-
tration Of the trade would never leave
its own district.
'Breweries are far too numerous for
economy and standing charges would
be largely reduced by amalgamation
into up-to-date establishments. The
object of reform should be, not to hit
the brewer and distiller. but to get
better results from them. And that Is
possible only lila broad view Is taken
Of their position. II their difficulties
are recognized. and II their co-opera-
ton is secured in modifying the pres
ent position and Erecting economies in
the existing wildly extravagant sys-
tem-which Is the worst sort Of .
system for the temperance cause"
The Sunday telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1914-1927, 1916-04-30
BLIND, He TENDS
FURNACES AND !
TRIMS TREES )
Learned to Read Books for Per-
sons without Sight and
Likes Astronomy -.

MINNEAPOLIS, April 29.-The last
thing that Peter Hanson Of No. 1888
Colfax avenue South can remember
seeing Is fash Of lightning. One
dark night when the universe was
ominous with the thunder that pre-
cedes q rain, the Countryside was
lighted like day with o forking streak
Of brilliant electricity that shot mo-
mentarily across the sky. Peter Han
son saw it-as q pretty but faint light
That was twenty years ago. Ever
since he has been sightless. 80,
Yet be Is declared, the handiest man
in Lynnhurst Mrs. A, W. Armatage
Of No. 1900 Frement avenue South.
said recently that Mr. Hanson has so
worked himself into the routine Of
Lynnhurst existence that he Is genu-
inely Indispensable. For seven resi-
dents all the winter he has taken full
care Of their furnaces. For several
he has kept walks free Of snow. For
some Of the Lynnhurst families, that
have known him longest, he does
nearly all the odd work about the
house. .5s-.- 5s.s
Perhaps the most singular. function
that. he is called upon to perform. mot
seldom. but fairly often, Is finding
things" Second in sfngularity Is prob
ably his summer work that he does
for many-trimmin trees. Nor does
he stand on the ground and trim them
with q sharp knife attached to a long
stick. He does not believe In that
method, He trims them as no learned
to do as hoy in Sweden under the
tutelage Of his father, q gardener of
a large estate. He climbs up in them
and cuts oat al. dead or decaying TIM
ber, working from the inside Of the
tree" -,Ia.,i .,..s r,h73,.
Although Mr.. Hanson Il the FUR
mace man" and blind. 50 years old
and learned to read the alphabet Of
the blind only, seven years ago. he 10
distinguished IN lynnhurst rs O man
well read. He has read the most OF
Shakespeare and likes best Henry ".
He has read the Bible through and
the works Of Tropelius. the, Swedish
historian. Who Is, his fayorite authorf
1t Is o. Henry, s,sfitf--E--.s =, -.
S.xt' !. ~. Si,. - No., ~.
,,a 49, 70 ,,, sas i -. s, y, nis. Ml.
omy. Perhaps II is that fash Of light
ming. he said. that has Influenced him
somewhat In this liking. '5Er ',iii
Peter Hanson: was born in Sweden
m.y-nns yeaI 10 sso. on ,s oay IN ssnoo ,
w, mnsn az va lSsyears 9,a, ooy slT .. :
,n ..a 1920 ,.ne tsse VIII WHIP ms
. .ssa gu. acsoss nv eyens,. me IN
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The Sunday telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1914-1927, 1916-04-30
GRANDPA PREPARED.

lFrom the Wakefield, Kan, Starr
Mr.. and Mrs. Albert Dunn. of near
Morgan. have been entering q flne son
since March s. Father is all smiles
and grandfather is bringing up the
rear with the assistance Of cane.
The Sunday telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1914-1927, 1916-04-30
HATCHlNGS FROM
THE BOBBY HATCH ! c,
HINTS TO HousEwIvEs

Never throw away doughnut
holes They can be used for button
holes and come in handy after some
male member Of the family has been
buttonholed by a politician. Apply
raisin juice to the doughnut holes
and they will shrink to the proper
size.
sealskin furs wrapped around
water pipes will prevent freezing In
the winter.
A good way to dry dish towels is
to hang them In the sunshine.
The Sunday telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1914-1927, 1916-04-30
SOME OF THESE DAYS

There will be a motion picture
theater which does not show adver-
Using slides.
And villa will really die.
And there will be vaudeville per-
Torrance without Irish and German
comedians.
And President Wilson will stop
writing notes. ..A,.
And then we will know that the
millennium is at hand.
The Sunday telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1914-1927, 1916-04-30
WAR DISPATCHES DIRECT
FROM THE BATTLE FRONT

VERDUN, France. April 2g.-A
man, whose name was not learned,
was hurt near here today. The man.
ner In which he met his injury is not
known. The correspondent of the
Booty Hatch learns on good author
ity that there is some kind Of q dis
pute between the French and Ger
mans. -
The Sunday telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1914-1927, 1916-04-30
In tho Ago Of the Dance.

In tho Ago of the Dance.
(From the Campbell, Ca, News.)
we want real good fiddler and a
good fddle-one that can knock
on" the good old-time tunes that viii
make your aged gran many or q
preacher, dance In spite Of age or re-
ligion.
The Sunday telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1914-1927, 1916-04-30

HAsENPFEFFER, Germany Io-
2s..-The brewery here was destroy.
ed by fire Friday night. The inhab-
itants are fleeing panic stricken from
the city. 1ft NJ mTNis pr@ FsT5is
The Sunday telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1914-1927, 1916-04-30

YpREs. Belgium. April 2s.-An
English soldier passed through this
place today. He carried q rife.
The Sunday telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1914-1927, 1916-04-30
AN ADVANCED WOMAN.

eFrom the coldwater. Mich, Re-
porter.)
Minerva p. Cummins, 8 years Of
age. passed away this morning at 4
O'Clock at the home Of her daughter.
Death was due to the failing health
OF old age. l--.ctE ~ n
The Sunday telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1914-1927, 1916-04-30
SWEET PEACE.

LINCOLN, Neb.. Especial to the
BOBBY Hatch "a large and enthu-
siastic peace meeting was held here
tonight. Three persons were killed
and sveral injured In the riot which
followed. f9- 81 -
The Sunday telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1914-1927, 1916-04-30
LIGHT OCCUPATIONS.

Distributing Nobel peace prizes in
Mexico. g-a llsts ~ vdles t .ssin
Watchful waiting. afe "a.
Selling revolverss at arBryan-Fofd
paeifst meeting. a - a..
Selling ticket to Bryan's lecture
on Peace to Theodore Roosevelt.
The Sunday telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1914-1927, 1916-04-30

P1LsEN, Austria. April 2s-rhe
prince Of Pilsen has gone to the front.
He left his brewery here In charge
OF George NJ. Conan. fta
The Sunday telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1914-1927, 1916-04-30
MODERN HEROES

The man who dares to leave a bar
Der shop without leaving tip.
The Sunday telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1914-1927, 1916-04-30
IIFE's LITTLE LIES.

"As- long as I am N office. will
be the servant of the people.
Shoes repaired while you watt
Two can live as cheap as one"
The Sunday telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1914-1927, 1916-04-30
MODERN HEROINEs.

The woman who dares to wear her
last years hat on Easter Sunday.
The Sunday telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1914-1927, 1916-04-30
THEY NEVER WOULD BE MISSED
Newspapermen. 4
Pacifiists. ~ y
Baseball announcers.
Xylophones. !.

AID HATcH1Nes FRoM-suNpY
A press despatch from Baltimore
says that j. Franklin Baker. home
run king and third baseman of the
New York Yankees. hit the trail at
the Billy Sunday meeting hero. What
the New York baseball fans want him
to hit Is the ball. =.
The Sunday telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1914-1927, 1916-04-30
A. NEW FAD.

tFrom the Conway, Ark. Log Cab
I'm Democracy III
j. N. White sgavess q stovawood
splitting one day last week.
The Sunday telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1914-1927, 1916-04-30
A YouNGsTER.

(From the Oneida, N. y. Union.)
Born-To Mr.. and Mrs. w. II.
White. q son, aged SO years and four
months. 8 lr1- agi rtF ~
The Sunday telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1914-1927, 1916-04-30


Royal Trade Commission, and has bsen
governor Of the Imperial Ottoman
Bank at Constantinople and financial
adviser OF the Egyptian government,
as we'll as the holder Of other appoint-
ments Of distinction. tf1p
'ssr, Curious Slogan. ,'ela
Curious rs It may seem, one Of his
slogans Is that much may be done for
the cause Of temperance by placing the
liquor trafic on better financial
basis. The true inwardness of this
idea Is that BY, consolidation Of brew
ing interests and the reduction In the
number Of public houses or saloons,
the temptation to drink will be cor
respondingly reduced. pa.
'sNo one who has closely studied the
present method Of administration can
fail to realize how ineffective and ex-
travagant the present mode Of retail-
ing alcohol to the public IL" said Lord
D'Abernon, "and II is probable that the
same argument holds good In a sense
also in the United States and Canada.
I mean the corresponding excess Of
temptation resulting
Licenses Too Numerous.
Licensed houses are not only too
numerous from the standpoint Of pub
lie order and the police-we all seem
to realize that-but they somehow fail
to realize that they are too numerous
from the point Of trade efficiency.
Gunnison news-champion., 1916-07-07
Don't Delay
Some Gunnison People Have Learned
That Neglect is Dangerous.

The slightest symptom u' kidney
trouble Is lar too SERIOUS Ia be over
looked Il l- the small neglected
trouble that 80 often lead "a serious
kldury rrolH.- That TAIN in the
''-uaI| ,aI- bach. That urinary
irr-Z.Uar.tl, those leatuch"- aud dIz
z, -p-I.-. that weak. weary. w1ru-uur
frr.lr T. ats rr natures warning e
kliur, weakness Why u-k yuur lIfr
bv urv'ycrllg these - --suiau-E Reach
tie ca.-.- q the trouble while there
vt j. 'm. Drgru treating yuur
LIturs- ~ noe with 'rrI aud
proven AI4ury remedy NJ need 10
experiment bans Kidney PlII-
hat- r~.a -4.,,---iaI.y u-~I Iu raaL-
anIs q ...-,-- sIGury traub.r FIR
over 51l,ar7 y ans kjury Pills
are u-,-I AMI rerpmmrnirt rHr.ugh.
oDr the rutuizri world Convincing
tr-tlm.aE tI..ne.
Mr. T. 4 letters. SOB Palmer ~
Delta. g.. -al-. Il am glad Q
G uarm what ! SAID ahn.t D.ar =
Kidney p..- -.m" years ~. ) 30
may ht -.r~ ha,e i,-t no uurm.
my g. rrr mm-ui 'h- m.- 1r.,t
since have Lrt had any more 'r..-
t.r fr ~ ml kuiury and am than
iul fr rth. cure Duau'- kml~, pIII,
have ma:r
Pr1cr 5pr, nt all dealers Don't sim
ply ask for kidney remedy pet Doan :
kidney Pills the SANE that cured
Mrs i,rrr-.
Foster MuDun Co.. Props. Buffalo.
=. Y
Gunnison news-champion., 1916-07-07
BOwERMAN
S-ws Cham piou Correspondence

Hsws Cham Dion Correspondence
Friday. June 30.
It is very dry here. not having rained
since it stopped showing.
The wagon road between Waunita
and PItkin i in bad shape.
Mrs Ethel Wallace and children came
over from Pitkin Tuesday and is visit
ing the Stevenson and Fsrlee families.
They will return home tomorrow.
We are told that the Camp Bird Min.
ing and Leasing Co. have opened three
veins IN the new shaft and that some of
them are showing some fine ore.
Geo. Fsrlee has finished his 100 foot
contract on the Msyilower. and while
waiting further orders from the COM
psny. he j. fencing in more of his home
stead.
Work is progressing rapidly on the
Bergstrom tunnel and all signs indicate
that they are nearing the big copper
vein that they have opened on the sur.
face
John Bowerman and son. Ira. came
into camp this week and are prospect
ing around to see if they cannot find
another Bowerman Independent mine.
He Is also considering starting work on
the Bowerman- independent He says
ne is satisfied that there is still more
gold in this property If one only digs in
the right place for it
Today. while hauling q four-horse
load Of household goods from Pitkin to
Lorraine. Henry Sherenbeck's team ran
away. smashing the wagon and badly
damaging the contents. The accident
occurred while coming down the steep
part Of the Bowerman hill: the brake
broke allowing the wagon to run into
the team. thereby frightening them and
causing them 10 bolt.
Gunnison news-champion., 1916-07-07
For Summer Troubles

Hay fever aiilicts thousands and asth-
ma sufferers endure torture. Foley :
Honey and Tar, gives relief for it allays
inflammation and clears the air pas.
sages. II eases the terrible gasping
cough and soothes the membrane rscked
by constant efforts TO check irritating
disturbances. This wholesome family
remedy contains no opiates and a bottle
last long time. Canaday's Drug Store.
DR.. Walker. Prop.
Gunnison news-champion., 1916-07-07

Hr. and Mrs. Oliver Scow and little
son left last week for their home at
Phoenix. Ariz.
Gunnison news-champion., 1916-07-07

An electric fan at the Unique theatre
was installed by the city electrician
recently. Quite q number Of these fans
are being put IN town since the day
current j. assured
Gunnison news-champion., 1916-07-07

Little Marry and James Bryan went
to Grand Junction last week 70 stay for
a time With their aunt
Gunnison news-champion., 1916-07-07

Herbert LashUrOok went to Montrose
Monday 70 remain over the Fourth.
Gunnison news-champion., 1916-07-07
LOCAL NEWS OF INTEREST

Lawrence krDlI j. employed for the
summer at the r VI. Collins bake shop.
Gunnison news-champion., 1916-07-07

Everett Anderson recently from the
ShI Luis valley has rented the T. a.
&atche,t place On Steuben creek. Mr
Matchrt, ard family have moved to
Gluuls0n for a time.
Just about the proudest boy on the
Lake Fork river last week was Master
George Thompson. son Of the well
known Elk creek ranchman. John y.
Thompson And he hsd and has every
reason for aoy pride that was in him.
For Georgr Is just sixteen and had killed
fine big bear which he came across
brou-ing with h', fathers herd Of sheep.
about - miles from the ranch and
near the head Of Elk creek.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1916-06-16
WILSON AND THE AMERICAN
PEOPLE

A thousand or SO delegates are in St.
Louis but the real convention was held
about a year ago by certain smooth
shaver gentleman, all by himself, in the
White House.
Wilson has written up the platform
chosen the convention officers, and, very
probably, revised the speech nominating
him.
Even when ssomeone tried to get up a
little excitement on the vice-presidency,
that same quiet gentleman, like Milton's
two-handed engine, struck once and struck
no more 81 want Marshall he said, and
the ayes had it.
Is it not remarkable that a college pro-
lessor, who only few years back was max
ing dubious race for governor in tiny
state like New Jersey should dominate ma
tional politics?
His uncontested power simply proves
how well satisfied the American people are
with Wilson and his policies; otherwise
discomfort would make itself quickly known
in the convention.
The convention in St. Louis, if it accom-
plishes no useful thing, is at least the Their
mometer of public opinion.
Four more years of Wilson and Demo
cratic prosperity is what it indicates.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1916-06-16
CoLoRFUL FARMING.

A farm, it appears, can be adapted to the
rules of decorative art. Recently an In
diana man outlined the new thought on the
artistic side of farming. He described his
own success. His big barns and outbuild-
ings are all painted yellow, with white
trimmings; the cattle have the same yell
low color, being Guernseys; not horse is
used unless he is yellow with a white mark
on his head and white feet; the shepherd
dog is yellow with white band around his
neck; there are yellow-colored chickens
and yellow-colored squirrels.
And it's safe bet that the dande1ions
and buttercups and mustard in his fields
are always yellow and that the squash bios
SONS and the golden sweets and the pump
kins fit his modest color scheme to per-
lection.
How appal1ingly different results might
be If one of our leading agriculturists with
money to spend for paint were to develop
! strong futurist or cubist tendencies.
Fortunately the dye situation has taken
most of the color out of paint so that Bakst
effects in farming are necessarily post
poned.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1916-06-16
PATRIOTIC PENSACOLA.

Pensacola's response to the flag day cele-
bration would have warmed the heart of the
most burning patriot who ever lived It
shows that our love of country is as intense
as that which made glorious a certain win
ter at Valley Forge.
Pensacola will welcome the Prepared
ness Parade on July 4 as fresh expression
of patriotism
Many labor and other organizations have
already signified their intention of par
ticipating. 1t is hoped that every organiza-
ton will likewise enter into the spirit of the
occasion Business and manufacturing es-
adjustments would have the most to gain
if Pensacola were sufficiently prepared in
actual war to repel an invader, and they
should be. especially represented in the pa
rad.e
A feature will be hundred ladies taking
part as Red Cross nurses; and;~indeed, toe
much stress cannot be laid on feminine par
ticipation in the parade New Orleans
where more women took part than in New
York, has set stiff pace for Pensacola, but
Pensacola's patriotism will respond.
Already the visitor finds a thousand
things to marvel at when he reaches Pen
sacola Let Pensacolass Preparedness Pa
rade make the tally one thousand and one
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1916-06-16
KAISER'S YACHT IN
MOBILE DAY SAFELY
THE MYNANA, WITH PENSACOLA
PEOPLE ABOARD, MAKES HAIR
Dor SAFELY AND EXPERT
ENCED ROUGH TIME.

A rough voyage from Pensacola to
Mobile was made by the yacht My
mana, owned and piloted by Nat. Kali
ser Of Pensacola, who, with special
party of invited friends, is making
a trip to gulf ports, and to extend
as far as New Orleans. He expects
to return in time to take part in the
regatta on independence Day, and his
boat is expected to make history for
locally-owned yachts.
In writing Of his trip to Tbs Jour
nal, Captain Kaiser said:
Arrived here last night after very
rough passage, but the Mynana proved
herself to be a wonderful sea boat.
Rain and rough water viii keep me
here for the present. All well, and
SO inform our friends"
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1916-06-16
THE SCRATCH PAD
By THOMAS EWING DABNEY.

The governorship race is Florida's
Verdun.
What has become of the old fash
Toned man who used to believe the
peace rumors in the papers?
When the western poet sang. "My
love is dressed in sunbeams with a
rainbow on her head" he gave the
frankest description of the modern
diaphanous gown we have ever seen.
A newspaper man, after being
stabbed in the arm, licked a Lou
isiana state senator in Baton Rouge
the other day, again indicating the
old saying that the pen is mightier
than the sword.
A New Orleans woman recently
kissed a poodle and lost a purse con-
tanning $4,000; but if she was that
anxious to find out what a Charley
Chaplin moustacne felt like, she prob
ably deserved it.
"Vertis Blixenstein was smiling on
lady friends in these parts Sunday af-
ternoon," says the GRANVILLE, ILL.,,
Mercury, and the New Orleans States
opines that Vertis is a devil in his
Own home town; but to US it seems
that he is simply hunting for trouble,
A moving picture recently exhib-
tied was entitled 'rLost in the Ever
glades of Florida" The title was fol-
lowed by the following horror: 'Lost
in the merciless Everglades, DESC
late region which only three white
men have crossed, filled with poison
Gus plants, alligators, deadly reptiles
and treacherous Indians" Oh, we'll
there is some excuse for the moving
picture people up in Chicago to make
such misrepresentation, when the
people of Florida make their greatest
appeal to tourists by alligator post
cards, pictures of shanties, and views
suggesting only industrial stagnation