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South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1916-04-10
HUSBANDS ARE MADE"-NOT
JUST MERELY MARRIED.

when a TO me pretty and
dainty and hu1y. after having filed papers for
divorce from the man she had lived with for
sixteen years I asked her what sort of man
he was on their wedding day. lie the
finest squarest in the world. she said I
assured her she made a bungling job in the
years: she had changed a good man into bad
one instead OF making him wonder for the
world For a woman is the creator of her
own matrimonial happiness"
This was statement OF Mrs. l. Bracket Bishop OF
Chicago who has been giving sample six cent lunch
cons az the Kenwood Swedenborgian parish house 10
prove that working girls well fed thirtythree
cents day.
Young men afraid TO make proposals
because they think all the girls flowers
and umousines when they really only want
shiny dishpan a to love. Husbands
are made not born. and every husband is made
according 10 the demands Of a woman's
brain"
Bishop has been married twenty-six years 20 a
husband who has, apparently been made to her sat-
isfaction.
This isn't an argument for a girl to marry 70
reform him" for the kind OF who reform
himself hasn't enough backbone TO be good husband
making material But II is that in any human
association people apt become what is expected
OF them The wife-or the husband. either-who stead
y expects strength fness ability in the
nfe partner and who helps pave the way the ac-
auire1nent enrchng good qualities is likely
find them IN IRE.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1916-04-10
PLEAD GUILTY, LOUISE BETTER
BE UNETHICAL THAN A BANDIT.

the fact that Brandes lawyer for the people declared
IN investigation before the interstate COM
commission, that the net revenues OF the rail-
roads inadequate Such betrayal Of the publc's
case, CUmmins, IAN Onense against COM
morality and the ethics OF the profession"
The public. Brandeis' client that case en-
dorses his action The public for justice and honesty.
sandbag the railroads. 1t favOrs
legitimate enterprise legitimately prosecuted 1t be-
lieves reasonable profits for all legitimate invest
merits
Cummins would have had Brandeis perform the part
OF sneak. liar and highwayman at that rate hearing,
in behalf Of money advantage Of the public. BY the
same token Brandeis should defend thief whom he
knew a thief, and pocket the watch that had been
stolen fees Maybe that's professional ethics" If
betrayal OF that sort Of common morality and pro-
fesdonaI offense, every honorable. fair
minded in the United States Will hold Louis Bran
deis dearer and Of servics to the public upon
his conviction OF II.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1916-04-10
THE MELTING POT
Filled Today by Stuart H. Carroll

eral could lose the scent That's
rough stun.
When writing you must keep in view
Just whom the stuff is for,
The men. you know. the women. too.
With boys and girls galore.
You will probably have a few con-
tributions from admiring friends
Use them by all means For exam
pie. here's one from Eddie. He
writes:
Drexel and Phoebe were slowly
sauntering down Riverside drive
when Phoebe coyly inquired:
What do you think Of my new
shoes?"
"Oh, never notice such little
things" the young Apollo answers
A limerick now may be written,
Concerning q dog and a kitten g.
Who got in a fight
Last Saturday night,
When puss on the fence was a sittin.
In the field OF politics there is
vast opportunity for paragraphs.
Kernel Rose, the Felt; Peace Boat
Ford William Grape-Juice Bryan;
and so on to the bitter end.
Plank verse comes in very handy,
And it's easy. too, TO typewrite,
/ nj .
I Just like that in Hiawatha
You would be absolutely incom-
petent, inefficient, and inconsistent
as a column motorman If you were
10 neglect the insertion Of a touch
Of caustic comment regarding the
war across the briny. so think up
good one and put it here.
rhymes,
You may use them several times.
Space twice. then begin again.
In Scottish parlance. do you ken?
If you are a married man and
the proud pOssessor of a real bright
child, you may easily fill few lines
in relating the bright sayings of the
r. b. c.
TO END.
! Finish with a little ditty
! Then glance over what you've got.
Have it set up nice and pretty,
There you have the Meltin' Pot.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1916-04-10
YOU CAN EVEN BLAME THE WAR
WHEN YOUR SUIT FADES.

II you-man woman-get caught in The rain and
find that the runs fades in your suit. be
a sport and don't complain 10 the tailor merchant
YOU got from. 1t can't be helped-its OF the
horrors OF war.
National Association OF Clothiers has just
warning all purchasers that coors in
garments longer be guaranteed and they
to accept the situation over which mill.
manufacturer retailer exercise control"
The American output OF aniline dyes is still far too
small TO supply the lack OF German dyes And some
OF the anilnes. because Of the undeveoped
the industry and the haste with which
faCturers have tried the demand, inferior
10 fast German dyes.
Eventually the trouble Will be ended eirher by the
renewal imports by the adequate response the
American dye industry. Meanwhile there's nothing for
the consumer TO but grin and bear it. surely
suggest the clothisrs. 'the American public be
trusted TO meet condition cheerfuly. if everybody
Is frank about it."
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1916-04-10
WITH OTHER EDITORS
THAN OURS
HEREDTTY AND MORAL
PROGRESS.
Pittsburgh Press. }


The newest deLverance on heredity
and engenics comes from a me-
ohanicaI engineer of Chicago. cas-
per L. Redheld. Redfeld claims to
have proved by mathematics that
the child which is born after the
father reaches maturity has the best
chances 10 become intellectually
great. He offers prizes amounting
10 ZOO 10 any one able 10 prove
this theory wrong before Dec 81.
His offer is made IN the current
nUmbe Of the Journal OF Heredity
Of the American Genetic association.
Redheld says that families which
run only three generations TO the
century certain the largest proper
ton of great men" He compiled
his facts from 500 family trees.
Redheld quoted as saying that
character is hard 10 acquire. that
it is cumulative, and that it must
be started by ones ancestors. He
does not seem to suspect that this
has been said many times before.
from Oliver Wendell Holmes back
as far as Moses. Heredity was known
by the great lawgiver Of Israel 10 be
an immense force in human char
acter. And yet tons Of literature and
an measurable amount Of en-
ergy have been devoted in this gen
Grafton 10 the fine art Of character
building through improved environ
ment and quickened mora incentive.
Nor is the belief that character may
| be cultivated as we'll as inherited
an illusion. If the world is to con-
tinue its progress man must con-
tinue 10 believe that he can make
himself better. if he wants TO, in
! spite of fate in the form Of heredity.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1916-04-10

Then you take a slam at Mayor
Keller and his fool-board-no. his
school board-the harder the slam,
tn better it will be enjoyed by the
dear readers.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1916-04-10

Next you write another verse
(Still four lines or mOre).
1t should be better, never worse,
Than that which went before.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1916-04-10

Frederick William Dallinger of
Massachusetts, who represents the
Harvard university district in con-
gress, is a conscientious man, who
Is noteworthy also for the fact that
he has a set of dark whiskers cut in
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1916-04-10

HOW TO WRITE MELTING POT.
TO BEGIN.
You start of with a paragraph
About four lines or more,
II may make several people laugh,
And might make some one roar.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1916-04-10
INVENTED DoUGHNUT HOLE
(LondOndeTTy Sifter.)

y
The man who invented the hole in
the dOughnut has just come in the
lime light. His name IS Capt Han
son Gregory a sea -faring man now
living at Quincy, Mass, at the age Of
81. In his early skipper days he was
cook on a schooner. In his day they
fried dOugnuts made into square
cakes or twisted He found that che
outside would be crispy while the
middle would be soaked and half
cooked and soaked full Of fat. His
wits being set TO work made the hole
in the middle. His wife pronounced
them fine. He gave some Of them
to his mother and that good woman
made a painful and distributed them
among her neighbors. All were de-
lighted and soon everybody made
this delicacy with a hole in the mid
die.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1916-04-10

nigh exhausted, he looked about him
and found that out OF a possible
435 members only about $50 were
there gathered together. The roll
call was over some technical trivial
ity, and most of the members we're
remaining quietly in their Offices
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1916-04-10

Also. a shortage of lead pencils
threatens. Imagine the mortifica-
ton Of little boys and girls if they
were compelled to return TO the
primitive methods Of their parents
and do their "ciphering' on States
Rochester, n. Y, Democrat and
Chronicle.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1916-04-10

ONLY ASSOCIATED PRESS MORNING FRANCHISE
NORTHERN INDIANA AND ONLY PAPER EN-
PLOHING INTERNATIONAL NEWS SERVICE IN
SOUTH BENDNo other n the state protected
shtcolumn IN state outside Indianapolis Published
every day OF all days sunday and
Holidays Entered the south Bend postoHce second
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1916-04-10

Sen. Oscar Underwood remarked
the other day that he has never
made a speech in congress without
feeling half ashamed Of himself.
when 1 speak before an audi
ence in the course Of a campaign,
TO people. you understand, who come
10 hear me Of their own free Will,
I don't mind so much" says Oscar,
but when I speak in congress a
number Of my colleagues may feel
obliged TO sit and listen just out OF
pOliteness. 1t seems like a mean
trick 20 play on them. Our system
Of legislation is altogether too much
fraught with talk, anyhow"
Rep. William Schley Howard Of
Georgia recently sent out copies Of
eulogies which had been delivered
In congress on members who had
died. The other day he received
from a constituent this letter:
please send me some more OF
them eulOgies. 1 love to read about
dead congressman"
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1916-04-10
STATESMEN GREAT AND
NEAR-GREAT
BY Fred Kelly.

WASHINGTON, April 9-Rep. AL
falfa Bill Murray OF Oklahoma is
unalterably opposed 70 combing his
hair or having his clothes pressed,
but is rather fastidious about his
English. One day Murray walked
into a Washington store, intending
&c make a number of purchases. A
clerk recognized him and sought
to fiatter him by calling him by
his name. He said:
"Ah. good afternoon, Mr.. Muir
ray. seen you at the theater last
night"
Seen me at the theater?" repeat
ed Murray in disgust. "COnfOund
such English"
And out of the store he stalked
without buying anything.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1916-04-10

After this you should dwell on
the news item in Fridays News
Times which announced that the
boys who smoked cigarets at War
saw high school would not receive
diplomas. Your comment should
consist in advising the tobacco man
ufacturers 10 give diplomas for two
thousand coupons. The average
American youth could then merit a
sheepskin in three weeks instead
Of four years. Needless to say. the
cigaret diploma would be as val
liable as the other.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1916-04-10

II you in debt, cheer W! Great Britain owes
$40. ga $1,000
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1916-04-10

Louis T. McFadden, a new con-
gresham from Canton, Pa, with a
big. round, smiling face. like the
harvest moon, would make a typical
Horatio Alger hero. When a mere
child. McFadden was obliged to seek
employment IN order TO help buy
provender with which TO sustain
life. Inasmuch as money was the
thing he needed just then more than
anything else, he leaned toward
financial pursuits as a permanent
calling in life. So he obtained a job
sweeping out a bank. Today he is
at the head and principal owner
of that same bank, and has served
as president Of the Pennsylvania
Bankers association. All Of which
simply goes 10 show that when a
young man starts into the great
world Of finance with a good broom
there is no telling where he will
land.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1916-04-10
"FRENZIED PREPAREDNESS" SEEMS

NO SCARE FOR THE PEOPLE.
II you would have proof that the american people
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1916-04-10

Four more lines are needed here,
Something short and sweet,
To give the hoi polloi some cheer
And tickle the elite.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1916-04-10

When writing you must keep in view
Just whom the stuff is for,
The men, you know. the women, too.
With boys and girls galore.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1916-04-10

To give the hct polloi some cheer.
And tickle the elite.
If you can think of nothing else,
here is the place to take a verbal
shot Of the rival journal. We never
indulge in any such logomachy be-
cause The News-Times has no rival
And then again you WOO the muse
(YOu must be quite a poet),
These quatrains are not hard 10 use,
Take that from us. We know it,
OF course you would want to say
something about Mexico. Have the
cartoOnist draw you a picture OF
Gen. Pershing asking a native peon
If he has seen anything Of a large
man with a black mustache and a
wooden leg running down the road.
From our experience with greasers,
however, we don't see how the gen.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1916-04-10
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South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1916-04-10

If you are married man and
the proud possessOr of a real bright
child, you may easily fill a few lines
in relating the bright savings of the
r. b. c.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1916-04-10
TO END

Finish with a little ditty.
Then glance over what you've got.
Have it set up nice and pretty,
There you have the Meltin' Pot.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1916-04-10

A limerick now may be written,
Concerning a dog and a kitten
Who got in a fight,
Last Saturday night,
When puss on the fence was a sittin
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1916-04-10

eral could lose the scent That's
rough stuff.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1916-04-10

In the field OF politics there is
vast opportunity for paragraphs.
Kernel Rose. the Felt; Peace Boat
Ford; William Grape-Juice Bryan;
and so on to the bitter end.
The Washington times., 1916-05-04
Simple Way To
End Dandruff

There 10 one sure way that has never
failed to remove dandruff at once. and
that 10 TO dissolve It. then you destroy II
entirely. To do this. Just get about four
ounces OF plain. common liquid arvon
from any drug store (this In all you Will
need. apply It at night when retiring:
use enough to moisten the scalp and rub
It in gently with the finger tips.
BY morning. most IL not all. OF your
dandruff will be gone. and three or four
more applications viii completely dis
solve and entirely destroy every single
sign and trace of Il. no matter how
much dandruff you may have.
You will ind all itching and digging
Of the scalp will stop instantly. and
your hair will be fiuffy. iustrous. glossy.
silky and soft. and look and feel hun
dred times better.-Advt
The Washington times., 1916-05-04

direction the indictment has been or -
being prosecuted before tho trial OF the
member who has been indicted and In
reference to the very subject matter OF
the Indictment.
''rhe successful working OF our sys-
TEN requires that the persons intrusted
with power In any one OF the three
branches OF government shall not en-
croach upon the powers confided to the
others
Certainly only alleged offenses Of a
grave and exceptional character, sup
ported by convincing evidence from re-
sponsible sources. should justify an in
.vestigation by legislative body into
OF ono OF It's members then pending UNI
determined IN q court Of justice.
No Privilege Under Criminal Law.
THE Constitution. In section 9. OF ar
ticle 1. grants TO members OF Congress
privilege from arrest during their at
tendance at the session OF their respec-
tive houses and in going to and return
ing from the same Even this privilege
does not apply In cases OF treason.
folony. and breach Of the peace.
"a member OF Congress has no rights
when the criminal law has boon set
In operation against him to which the
humblest citizen In not also entitled. ex-
cent those established for the benefit
OF the legislative body OF which he 10 a
member. rather than for him.
This question vitality concerns the
impartial administration of Justice. and
appears to be of much greater impor-
lance than the form of the criticism ex-
pressed by the official or any persons
concerning the procedure Of the sub
committee of the House Committee on
the Judiciary.
This important question appears to
have been overlooked by all committees
OF the House OF Representatives deal
ing with charges against United States
Attorney Marshall. and for that reason
this association beRs respectfully to
suggest It's careful consideration by tho
House before action Is taken upon the
charges against Mr.. Marshall Of I'M
proper criticism OF the subcommittee
which Is asserted to constitute q breach
of the privileges of the House."
The Washington times., 1916-05-04

lions. The rrst will show gymnastics
without apparatus except such as can
be carried In the hand. The second
section win show gymnastics with ap-
narntus and the third section will be
devoted 70 interpretative dancing. Boys
and girls Of the school will participate
in all sections OF the program. In case
OF rain Friday afternoon the entertain
'ment Will be given Monday. Quests
have been warned to provide themselves
with rugs or cushions and suggestion 10
made that picnic parties be organized
az space will be provided for them.
The Washington times., 1916-05-04
TAKES OWN LIFE
BY ELECTROCUTION

NEW YORK. May i.-New York's
FIRST direct suicide by electrocution In
on record today.
The victim is William 7. Wheeler.
trio Light Company. at Port Jefferson,
l.. ]. Worry over the fact that re-
Gently two OF his warm friends were
accidentally killed by current his COM
his life.
He walked into the power house of
the plant, placed his hands on a pair
of electric switches Of high voltage.
The Washington times., 1916-05-04
BAR PROTESTS CASE
AGAINST MARSHALL
American Association Declares
Impeachment Affects Admin
istration Of Justice.

Complaining that the administration
OF Justice in New York Is suffering.
George w. wickersham, former Attor-
ney General OF the United States. has
MED with the Speaker OF the House a
protest on behalf OF the American Bar
Association incident to the delay In dis
posing OF impeachment charges against
District Attorney II. snowden Marshall
Of New York. who was impeached by
Congressman Buchanan Of Illinois.
Mr.. Buchanan In under Indictment IN
the New York Jurisdiction on charge
of completely in anti-neutrality plots;
''ror some days previous to December
II. 1916" Mr.. Wickersham writes. "
was reported In the newspapers that
an INVESTIGATION was proceeding pe, or,,
district OF New York. which might re-
suit In the Indictment Of certain Con-
"on December IL. 1915. Congress
in congress for the State OF Illinois,
arose In tie House and said that he
impeached II. s. Marshall, the United
States. attorney for the Southern dis
triet OF. New York, for malfeasance
and misfeasance In office.
Indicted by the Grand Jury.
"On December 2S. 1915. the grand
Jury in the United States district court
for the Southern district OF New York
found an indictment against the Hon.
Frank Buchanan and others for VIOLA
ton Of the Federal statute.
ION January ~. 1916, Congressman
Buchanan again presented to the
House charges and declared that he
impeached Mr.. Marshall OF high crimes
and misdemeanors and then charged
him in vague terms with wrong
doing. but with no specific wrongful
act.
"what this association desires respect
fully to submit to you and the House OF
Representatives Is a consideration OF
criminal justice of legislative pro.
q member Of Congress indicted, or about
to be indicted, In investigating tns
United States attorney under whose
The Washington times., 1916-05-04
Friends School to
Have May Festival
Gymnastic Exercises by Girls and
Boys to Feature
Event.

A MAY festival OF Hymrastic work
and intcrpretatiev dancing Ia TO be given
by tho students OF the intermediate and
primary departments Of the Friends
select School ct the Friends school
Country Club grounds. 1901 Wisconsin
avenue tomorrow afternoon at t:3o
o'clock. The Washington Baby Hos
pital Camp win lie the beneficiary Of
the entertainment
The program In divided into three rec
The Washington times., 1916-05-04
To Arrange Benefit
For Homes For Needy

A meeting In the interest OF the wash
ington Emergency Homes for Needy
Women and Children will be held to-
Seventh street northwest. The Rev. r.
Murphy. director Of the organization.
will rrefide.
A dance for the benefit Of the work
viii be given at the Cairo tomorrow
night Mrs. A. r. Barringer and Mrs.
George r. Dudley are in charge Of the
dance. H
The Washington times., 1916-05-04
USE ALIENS FOOT.EAsE.

The antiseptic powder 70 be shaken into the
shoes and used In the foot-bath. II you want
rest and comfort for tired, aching. swollen.
sweating feet. use Aliens Foot-Eass. IL re-
vents blisters, sore and calious spots. Just
the thing for Dancing Parties. Patent I>eath-
or Shoes. and for Breaking IN New Shoes
Try Il today. Sold everywhere, Sc T,on't
accept any substitute For FREE trial pack
age. address Allen 8. olmsted. lie Roy. n. \.
The Washington times., 1916-05-04

A delegation Of members OF virginia
LodKs OF Moose has ARRANGED to 70 to
Washington tonight to attend banquet
which will be given nv Washington
Lodge OF that city. A special train
will leave Royal and Prince streets at
IS o'clock.
The Washington times., 1916-05-04

The annual meeting of the stockhold-
ers OF the Lanston Monotype Company
v,,s,, neld at noon today in the Elks
Announcement Ia made that Frank e.
county will Oppose consressman
Charles c. Carlin. OF this city, for Con-
gross from the Eeighth district Mr..
Manning will run az the candidate Of
the Socialist party.
The Washington times., 1916-05-04

In the circuit court for Alexandria
county. Judge J. b. T. Thornton. pre-
siding. q final decree for divorce has
been handed down In the case of Martha
c. Fitch against z. +. Fitch. The