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The West Virginian. [volume] (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1914-1974, 1916-08-08

Those st. Louis lions who are now enjoying the
breezes of constantly running electric fans and the
soothing influence Of floors cooled with ice water prob.
ably will have to be fed whiskey punches and similar
comforts next winter when they are attacked by rheu.
matte pains such as no warm climate animals ever before
experienced.
The West Virginian. [volume] (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1914-1974, 1916-08-08
ALESSON IN COMMENCEMENT.

1SslGHTY Of the 90 years which Ellen Washington
Brown lived were spent as a Servant in one clarks.
burg family. Ellen was colored and was born a
slave, but the harrisburg newspapers said when she
died that she was we'll known to every old family in that
town and highly respected. That is a fine tribute, doubt.
The West Virginian. [volume] (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1914-1974, 1916-08-08
COUNTY.

Bherin-W. H. veach, Pennington.
Assessor-W. s. Hamilton, Fairmont.
Pros. Attorney-M. Earl Morgan, Fairmont.
County Commissioner-W. P. Mason, Warrington.
House Delegates-Geo. W. Bowers, Warrington.
Walter Eliason, Fairmont.
Z. S. Hutchinson, Union District.
So.{surveyor-Thos e. Minnear, Annabelle, Lincoln dist
The West Virginian. [volume] (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1914-1974, 1916-08-08

II some packet line actually does send a steamer
to Fairmont one of these days the Chamber of Commerce
may at least be expected to go down and extend it the
freedom of the city.
The West Virginian. [volume] (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1914-1974, 1916-08-08
STATE.

Goyernor-Ira E. Robinson Of Taylor.
Secretary Of G. Young Of Harrison.
Superintendent Of Schools-Morris P. Shawkey Of Ka.
nawha.
Anditor-John s. Darst, of Jackson.
T~reasurer-William s. johnson of Fayette.
Attorney General-E. T. England Of Logan.
Putnam.
State Senator, Eleventh District-charle A. sinsel, Tay.
Tor County.
The West Virginian. [volume] (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1914-1974, 1916-08-08
SHORT AND SNAPPY.

Mr.. Ford's announcement that the touring car may now
be purchased for $3.50 (. o. b. Detroit seems to be the
most widely popular declaration Of principles he has made
lately.-Charleston Gazette.
The West Virginian. [volume] (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1914-1974, 1916-08-08
NO CAUSE FOR COMPLAINT
Srn~, kha rharfA.ta. HFar

Whatever may happen to the
Deutchland on her voyage across the
waters. II that vessel should fail to
make It, It is certain that there can
be no complaint OF the treatment Civ.
en- the boat and her crew by the Amer.
lean government. All was done in the
case which both law and courtesy re-.
quired. The boat was escorted out
side the three.mile limit and then left
to Its own devices.
Nothing else could be expected Of
this country which has determined
to act fairly toward all b%elligerents
and to keep within the bounds OF in.
ternatioral law. Persistent ettorts
The West Virginian. [volume] (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1914-1974, 1916-08-08

inclination to perform 1t. On the con.
trary, as MI. du Pont points out, It Is
already endeavoring to put fresh bur.
dens upon industry. The hipping bill,
the armor.plate plant, the %nitric-acid
plant, are schemes hostile to individ.
ual initiative. The fact that fortunes
are being made now in certain in.
dustries should not be allowed to OBJ.
scure the even more important fact
that business depends on permanent,
not temporary, conditions.
The West Virginian. [volume] (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1914-1974, 1916-08-08
THE REPUBLICAN, G
NATIONAL.

FOR Observation-Disclosures Evans Hughes of New York.
Eor Vice Presldent-Charles w. Fairbanks Of Indiana,
". 8. Senator-Howard Sutherland of Randolph.
Congress-, First Dlstrtct-Thos. w. Fleming, Fairmont.
The West Virginian. [volume] (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1914-1974, 1916-08-08

Mr.. Wilson may have been thinking Of 1t, but the SUI
fragists are doubtless gratifed that Mr.. Hughes poppe
frst.-Chareston Mail.
The West Virginian. [volume] (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1914-1974, 1916-08-08

The Fayette county peach crop is a failure, but we ha,
a few left in onnellsville.-Connellsville Courier.
The West Virginian. [volume] (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1914-1974, 1916-08-08

It's dangerous in some restaurants
to so without coats the flies bite SO
hard.
The West Virginian. [volume] (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1914-1974, 1916-08-08

From the looks Of Fairmont res.
taurants 1t is very Ill hammered for
one to wear his coat while dining.
The West Virginian. [volume] (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1914-1974, 1916-08-08

a few left In Courier.
% ~
The only way the Democrats can carry this state is by
securing the Republican votes. Their case is hopeless,
The sample of Democratic rule in national affairs is suf
fcient to last a while.-Wetze Republican.
The poison gas now being used along the Somme Is
said to paralyze the voice. Wonder If Bryan has been
having a Whit Of it:-Preston County Journal.
II Congress wishes to conduct a political campaign,
why doesn't 1t have the decency to adjourn Wheeling
News.
villa is surrounded according to q news dispatch. The
trouble Is that the surroundings include too large a ter.
ritory-Blueneld Republican.
The West Virginian. [volume] (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1914-1974, 1916-08-08

Since the Philadelphia Ledger has
started medical preparedness ser.
mons giving symptoms Of various dis.
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1916-05-20
News of Fifty Years Ago
From the Richmond Dispatch. May 20. 1860

in The M Of s b.
The Diocese H"'e S%u s
s r sss Gss EHs
Under the civil rights bill. Judge Undcrwo GOD
has anp9'ined b t9ser 10 he United states
TO to-, Ir S his salary. doth not appear. His office
from adn ms 1sr%. ut h nf
the IN s he Mo sG' Of Vr a and
Tas If re-
me bill max NOW o a esH Trial Of Mr. PAYS
srs" Of he a Bureau H vrs
s 11rG Tor'h Carolna and presiden, Johnson has
He rres Of a to- ISSUE An order Ing
r rsai who ~, may be Interested directly ind
wn q ,ns order PERTAINS whole SOUR
o., are largely confined Virginia and North
Sraaf Of Snr G. sh' he s
of the Daily News. '''''"'''s
Tor nrop ToomGs OF Gors e
s to nee r from nohody aid moi, do
M w the arms or in cHmFreSs TO make MN !" any
W F"i hss @ tn"s enea s
h has r ns has the to pay his WAY" nobody
nSii!ss By rn"n"F for to"Fress II th Mssss
chuSetts district In which he lives. The Re-
publican nomination was offered to him
Counterfeit gold pieces of the $3.50 and IS
variety nave become numerous III Rich
m"nd The counterfeit is Yankee invention,
unknown to the South. and so il is easy enough
TO pass them OFF Two Richmond Srocers
of them woman. yesterday took in 500
pocket.
The AleNandria convemti"n. reported in full
IN yesterdays paper. held another meeting Yes
,erday and formally organized tho Union Re-
"Gs Ses and Mee NIL are 0i II.
grand "muckec mucks' Of the thing. The
i-ewiseS retired in disgust not being willing
TO subscribe "a the miserab" reconstruction
doctrine set forth by old man Bolts, and vigor-
o!SiN Endorsed and advocated by Underwood and
Mckenzie.
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1916-05-20
Free Ride. on n Movable r,oor.

The patrons Of a certain New York
cafe are treated &c n free ride while
they take their meals. The tables are
arranged in large circle which re-
solves slowly about some musical or
dancing act" I'm the center Those
who begin their dinner at the en-
trance of the cafe may find themselves
eating their salad course in the rear.
The circle ia thirty-two feet in diane.
ter. and Is moved by one-fourth
horse power motor at the rate OF one
revolution per hour. The motion Is
too slow to be Objectionable to any
one. but considerable amusement is
afforded by the gradual change Of To-.
cation.
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1916-05-20
Ice to Prevent Frost Damage.

An interesting experiment is being
trled IN Northern Texas by number Of
liners VINO nave large fruit orchards.
pudding OF their trees by burvine- fftv.
pound cakes of ice at the roots. II Is
beiieved that the cold from the ice
VIII counterfeit the warmth of the lrst
early mid days which bring out the
onds before the late frosts are past.
me ice is removed as often AS is nee
essary TO Keep the ground we'll chilled,
until the danger from frost Ia mast
Ihe possibility of preventing frost nv
using ice has been proven by former
tests. The experiments now In prog
ress will be to ascertain if the EXPENSE
OF the ice makes the method prohibi.
tive.
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1916-05-20
Useful Kite Flying

The Weather Bureau has equipped
unique kite-nyinE station eighteen
miles west of Oklahoma. where num-
her OF men are engaged daily in send
ing up .arge kites three or four miles
into the air, This is to secure definite
knowledge Of atmospheric conditions
which may affect weather changes and
will also he useful in arranging aero
nautic courses. The kites are sent
up by the men. but they require
strong electrically operated reel to
draw them to the earth again. The
reel is thoroughly insulated. because
the kites are flown upon copper wire
which conduct the natural electricity
of the atmosphere. and could give the
operator serious shock If all con-
facts were not thoroughly protected.
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1916-05-20
SEEN ON TIE SIDE
A Remedy for In,on,n,,.


you've been 80 thoughtless. or so kind.
AS TO invite. my dear I'D,
Poetic lucubrations;
:" YOU shall have. IL you don't mind.
chance anophcles TO see
Killed by my Vaccinations
More deadly than the submarine
More 10 be feared than Gallo curse
at least by orncry skee,ers-
Is the old can OF kerosene.
And though to slaughter I'm averse.
I'm one OF the oil treaters.
AS poured upon the troubled sea-
1t stills the rising pillows high.
Till they become quicscent:
so. sprayed on pools judciously.
The bugs; or larvae, surely die
Their glory's cvancscent.
Are we not justified. It'd.
ON count of interrupted sleep
And numerous wells pathetic,
TO he as ruthless as can be
And SkeeterS in oil baths TO s;eep
Till they more are energetic?
IA. H. l..
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1916-05-20
Park for the Nrrroes

THAT some Richmond negroes are so
l resentful OF the segregation plan in force
here that they oppose the dedication of a
park to the special use Of the members OF
their race. ought not 10 control the action
of Council. The park should he esta bishcd
Whether the site now being considered is the
best available is another and different ques-
tion. entitled 10 earnest considerations. but ii
should be decided without. reference 10 crti-
cisps that are merely iiatory and petulant
The park is needed and i, Will he used by
those who need il most. 1t should he estab-
lfshed on the site most convenient TO the ma :
jority Of those who may he expected 20 enjoy
its benefits Discussions OF the wisdom OF the
policy OF segregation have no part in the
argument and, OF course will not do the
slightest good
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1916-05-20
Glass Hospital Room

ne newly completed hospital OF the
lfenrew Infant Asylum. in New York.
contains one room built entirely Of
glass. II is divided into twelve com
partnents, each having glass sides
! hrouSh which the nurse can see thu
p tn Il, all times without coming in
caci, compartment is ventilated sepa-
ratelN. child having a commu,ic,
PIE hisease can be cared for In one 81
these little compartments without any
possibility or giving IL TO the BABY in
me next one. although he NAV be ONLY
lh're ieet away, and the children can
sm,ie az each other through the glass
- thoroughly equipped toilet table and
mcnt 'foi
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1916-05-20
Larsest Ferry In the world.

The largest car ferry in the world
transports both freight and passenger
cars across Carquinez Straits between
Port Costa and Bernicia. Cal. II has
recently been put into operation as a
part of the South-rn Pacific Railroad.
The ferry boat is 433 feet long. The
hull and superstructure are of wood
and required over 1000. 900 feet Of lum
her. The lumber is hqld In place nv
seventy-six tons OF spikes and $1,000
tons OF smaller nails. The ferry has a
capacity of thfrtc-six freight cars and
two engines. or twenty-four passenger
cars with two engines. 1t te opera ted
by electric power.
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1916-05-20
Nothing Like !, in Virginia

NJ E-"A dispatches from the town Of Girard
Ala, are not altogether clear as TO the
uation the alignment Of forces isn't read
lily comprehensive T. seems that. contrary
to the general law uf the State. large quan-
Titles OF liquor have been stored in buildings
IN lhe town II seems, further, that the local
omclalh have. for reasons not explained
tailed TO proceed against those on whose
property the liquor kept For tina. reo :
son. representative o. the Attorney General
the central authority, descended on the town
at the head OF special cons,ables and militia
and conducted z searching raid. with tho re-
Multi that liquor enough 10 IN five freight
EMS has already been confscated
s3n tbs other hand. earlier news indicated
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1916-05-20
Italy on the Defensive

IT is couceiya BILE that the advance of the
Austrians against the Italian lines i'll the
Tyrol will not cause unmiXed gloom in allied
ca pitfalls The whole course of Italy in the
present war has been disappointment to
allied hopes. Italy has never declared war
against Germany. and has conducted opera
tions against Austria il has seemed always,
entirely for her own hand She has never
co-operateI, in any real sense. with the mill
tary plans of France Britain and Russia.
Now she viii! hear some of the bruni Of the
lighting It may 80 her sood-may make
her understand that only the most fervent
loyalty 10 the common cause can contribute
to the common triumph.
The Tennessee Democrats claim 10 favor
prohibition, but they still stand by Rye.
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1916-05-20


ONLY little while since, when the project
- to unionize the employees OF the city
departments was being fostered skillfuily. we
were rash enough to venture some irreverenl
remarks on that subject. We we're wrong
OF course. That movement in Richmond as
now becomes apparent. was but a part of
nationwide movement TO amalgamate all un-
skilled labor with the American Federation.
Up III New York the writer's are in the
thick OF the fray. They are lust on tho
verge Of organizing themselves into the Inter
national brotherhood Of Novelists Joke
smiths Scenariosmiths, Verslibris1s and
winggumjinglers. II ought 10 he a erea,
combination. Ordinarily We DO not approve
of The incorporation in union creeds of MA ms
10 limit output but In the case Of the
writers we shall he willing to make An excep-
ton Sabotage with them would Justify
monument. There might even he = daar,h
Of Best Sellers
Speed the day when they re, their plans
10 WORKING and STOP working themselves.
Boston physicians, have listed 100 diseases
TO he caugh, by kissing. But they omitted ~
mention love.
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1916-05-20

ne 2dnu! NHileE News has
ciuson IT is as follows: "Mexico is iit 4 con
back for fear he Viii get licked" "'! hangs
Commenting on. Mothers Day obscr,a.,.
the Lynchburg Advance asks: 'iWh, nn, Nnnce
over new leaf and give that noiher i,,. urn
ihuch honor every day as YOU did yeserda, %, %,
George Bernard Shaw says Shakespeare e,o,,
have to give William credit for being ahon, III III
most intelligent and successful plagiaris, 81, r,s
ever came down the pke.-Bristoi Her.ial
Courier. '"i'-
Says tho fredericksburg Star: 1.-The old vat.
AT birmingham decided unanimously continue
their reunions long as any OF them remaip
pecaly since they decided TO hold their nov +,
meeting so convenient to Fredericksburg
The iopewell Daily Press grieves as follows
The President should not have given Hopew eli
the quiet slip on saturday :, visit, IL only of
preciated, and the nations chief executive
city of the first class in the world"
There many kinds of Knockers" says thu
Urbanna Sentinel .but the railroad knocker is
the limit There some people who wouldn't
he satisfied TO work in a pie factory-just biting
time getting Middlesex COUNTY properly inter
Railroad. IL seems
The rains that came arc appreciated, even IL
Times Herald says: Thank the good Lord TOR
those refreshing showers. ALI vegetation has
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1916-05-20
The Voice of the People
Back to Puritn nlsm.
M; nf 'Ihn 'Nitt,nc ntSna =. 8,

To The EDITOR Of The Times Dispatch
Stiff II is necessary censor thcatars
why take any chances? Why not close mem
all up, as the old Puritans did? Since this wave
Of Puritanism has struck us it had lust as we'll
20 its full length. .Eathing and dancing are
said to be demoraliZinG. WHY not pronibit
them? Also running and rowing costumes?
All this may tempt weak brothe- or sis
ter. Better give over our PAINTINGS ana statues
Ia house painters and some cutters % he made
decent" and impoS. the death pcnalt:' for i'm
morality. The old Puritans did all these things,
and they a.e models.
Fl. r. FAUNT LIE ROY.
New Kent, Va, May II.
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1916-05-20

that the Governor of the State was taking
sides against the Attorney Generals agent.
ana .low court has enjoined the raiders from
removing the coniiscated goods from the
county in which they were found The result
oil the mix-up seems 10 be up in the air.
Virginia doesn't want to crow over Ala
bama; at the same time. she is confident
enough to bet on il that no such condition
VIII arise here after November |.
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1916-05-20

r" the Editor OF The Times Dis patch:
Sir.-Wakc Forest College is one of those
conservative institutions of learning that does
prcferring rather that lie whom she honors
shall in turn he honor TO her and for that
reason unusual ability and high literary at
tainmcnt must he the part of him who receives
old During the commencement exercises just
cloScd this degree conferred upon an al
ready much.t titled Virgi::ian. DIR. j. Leslie Hall.
professor OF English literature at William and
Mary college: His finished scholarship in this
h1,e n.t Is recognized far beyond State
i,hes and AS a student and translator OF old
Anglo-Saxon he perhaps ranks second to none
virginia and the Old North state swap goods
ana dollars every day: she has us many
Fen 1nom We delight to honor, and now Wake
fnrest recognition OF this distinguished and
scholarly Nir9inian is another link In the chain
or mutual courtesies JIISTITIA
Richmond, May II.
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1916-05-20
HE f'Inal HInM

ms Is vale OF tears and troubles" re-
marked CONGRESSMAN Hammfau
What's the matter now" injured the ,,,,
constituent. '' a.
Why, ! had almost succeeded in ,,ot,,,
ei'',o'V APPROPRIATION Tor a public building at
Rustown when somebody discovered tho 49,,
iation had fallen from i2l to 31s in the las, "a,
Years That brought Burtown below tho 80
eral average. and the whole scheme Wen, mn T.,
smoke " w III
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1916-05-20
4 Passing Figure.

We here behold the motorist
VINO swears he will not stop and lie,
Behold him we'll, both from, ana h.,.
For. riding cross a railroad track
In haste. some dark and stormy ,;
Hes due TO pass from mortal sign,
Look we'll upon this MOTORS,
Who'll go full soon and ne'or
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1916-05-20
To-day. Hes, Hnns-p,,,,

no" do you ind the magazine edi,ors.r a.tad
the friend OF the recent graduate of ~ So
spondence School of Iitcratur.
Polite and considerable rcntlsu.
| can discover" replied the eradr., . a.
return my manuscripts promptly and :, 10y
fectly good condition"-Puck :" per
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1916-05-20
Simply a Councilmanic Joke

4 GAIN the absurdity OF Richmond's ordi-
nances governing the operation of auto
mobiles has been demonstrated David Dun
lop Jr.. of Petersburg, was convicted A few
days ago Of speeding his automobile in the
County OF Henrico. was fined 81 90 and sen
fenced TO fifteen days in Jail His appeal
from III" magistrates decision is pending
Friday morning he was convicted in the
Police Court OF Richm ond Of having heen
guilty OF recklcssly driving his automobile
In the city while intoxicated
In accordance with the provisions Of see
ton s. Of the traffic regulations. Police Jus
tico CrutChfcd socnnly ordered that DIM
Tops permit 10 operate a machine in Rich
mOnd -" revoked. At first blush the sen
tcnce seems = bit severe if altogether jus,
ON investigation, however, il becomes ridicu-
lous for the reason that Dunlop not being
professional chauffeur. has no permit or
license of any kind. and. therefore. none can
be revoked. If he were chauffeur for hire
he would have 10 obtain State license ba sed
on afiidavits as 20 his ability to operate a car
As he is an owner he is required ONLY to
obtain meaningless permit from the Chief
Of Police that his is the propcr sort or
machine to he driven through the streets OF
Richmond
In other words, the car is licensed by the
State and given permit by the Chief of
Police. After those provisions. which apply
only 10 the car, have been complied with the
owner, his friends, relatives and acouaiut-
habits or former convictions, provided only
they are not chauneurs for hire In other
words, again, section a, which purpor,s to
guard tho public against intoxicated auto-
mobile drivers, is simply a little council
manic joke.
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1916-05-20

he 'ansri!ED-l saw YOU flirting with ,ba,
bounder, Jimpson the dinner "a bIe ,as, ,in,
she 'sweetlyl-Did YOU, indeed: | should MOT
nave thought YOU took your eyes from Mics
S"ee'thlns long enough TO observe any OF ms
poor efforts 80
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1916-05-20
Where Their Future t,..

DO YOU Know what happens 10 little hovs
who do not tell the truth" inoui,ed ~ ~! >
clergyman, severely. " '
%! course do" replied Young Thomas
FIRST they go to Congress ana then ,h.y So
elected TO the Ananias Club" - SCI
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1916-05-20
1hnnksgirinE.

Lord, for the errlng thought
Not into evil wrought.
Lord. for the wicked will
Betrayed and baffled still;
For the heart from itself kent.
Our thanksgiving accept.
For ignorant hopes that we're
Broken TO our blind prayer:
For pain, death. sorrow, sent
Unto our cha
For all loss of seeming good,
Quicken our gratitude.
William Dean Howell
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1916-05-20
0DIOIS COMPARISONS.
never liked the man who liked
And told all he might know,
Hut hnte WINS that goldarncd cu.
who tells what just aint no.
According to the ono. ph,,,.o,,

an ingenious spirit who drifted in the other
""S wanted me to explain the procession OF the
etuI"oAeS' to!d MIN 1T was the first prepared
ness parade with Old Mother Nature IN 49, -,
of field marshal. ~ ~
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1916-05-20

II may sound unreasonable. but when
nav" the censorship applicants for jobs ought
20 he required to show they possess some
fitness for these positions.
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1916-05-20
And Don't Hef

mere much been said OF Kaiser Bill.
some for good. but more for i'll.
Iiut TO that All FL add this still:
He certainly likes to have his u.i,,
w :. G.
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1916-05-20
Tie lrsSimis, Snx..

u, really seems strange that troubles should
not come sinsiy. Desire of one trouble TO asso-
ciate with another shows mighty poor taste
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1916-05-20
taken life. and the face OF the farmer
and the gardener is wrcathed in smiles

Just what the Norfolk Ledger Dispatch is
driving al is not plain. but here is what it
says: "Richmonds demand for IL smoke inspec-
tor has no reference to that Old Virginia