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The West Virginian. [volume] (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1914-1974, 1916-08-09
REPUBLICANS OFF
TO CONVENTION
Will Travel to Huntington in
Special Car To-
night.

wenty-one enthusiastic Republi.
cans left this afternoon on the four
o'clock car for Clarksburg en- route
to the state Republican convention at
Huntington. The local party joining
the Harrison county and Taylor coun.
" delegates, will travel in special
car over the Baltimore and Ohio ar.
irving in Huntington tomorrow morn.
ing at eight O'Clock.
The local delegation is carrying
with them the name OF W. S. Mere.
dith, as the candidate for Judge OF
the supr 1e court Of Appeals. Mr.
Meredith is one OF the delegates from
Fairmont district and is confident OF
his success at the convention.
AT the meeting which convenes to-
morrow in Huntington the state Re.
publican platform Is 10 be selected in
addition to selecting the two candi.
dates for the supreme court and nam
ing the eight presidential electors
from this state.
Following are the names of the men
who were chosen to represent the
county at the state convention:
Fairmont Gstrict-W. S. Meredith,
w. II. Brand, A. J. Stone, Edwin Rob.
inson. Kemble White, ". J. Wiegel
and ]. G. Prichard.
Warrington district-A. A. Hell,
dreth. Dr.. R. NJ. Hite, c. ". Robin.
Z son, ]. B. Knots.
Union district-Hugh F. Emith,
Harry Shaw, J. W. Mcdonald.
sa Lincoln districts. X. Jacobs, ".
Il. yeach, W. q. Grandstaff.
Paw Paw Districts. D. Satter.
field, Alph Tenant.
Grant district-Perry Burton.
Winfield district. A. Meredith.
The West Virginian. [volume] (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1914-1974, 1916-08-09
Warrington High
Teachers Named

The teachers for the. Warrington
High school as announced today by
Superintendent D. A. Ward of the
Warrington city schools, for the com.
ing school year are as: follows:
c. L. Broadwater, principal Of High
school: Edna Scott, teacher OF mathe.
matics; Margaret Mockler. latin and
german; r. c. Conover, physics and
chemistry: o. q. Engle, biological SCI
ence: Hattie Hoskins, english; Elean.
or vossler. english; Edna S. Green do
mestic science; o. G. Henney, manual
training; GAYLE woodring. writing
and penmanship; Bessie Mockler, Il.
brartan.
The West Virginian. [volume] (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1914-1974, 1916-08-09
Lane and Brandeis
On Mexican Board
/. tBy Associated Press.,

WASHINGTON, Ang. e-Secretary
Lane OF the Interior department and
Associate Justice Brandeis or the Su-
preme court have been selected as two
OF the three American members OF the
joint commission which vii under
take the settlement Of Mexican border
difficulties. The name OF the third
member will be made public later.
The West Virginian. [volume] (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1914-1974, 1916-08-09
Kindleberger Back
For Art Glass Probe

Fire Marshal Nose Kindleberger will
arrive in the city this evening to in.
vestigate into the origin Of the fire
which some time ago destroyed. the
factory OF the Art Glass Company.
Marshal Kindleberger left Fairmont
few days after the fire on account OF
illness. The fire. according TO the
owners Of the plant, was OF incendiary
origin. kindleberger will be assisted
by Fire Chief Watkins.
The West Virginian. [volume] (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1914-1974, 1916-08-09
Cornerstone Laying
To Be Held Friday
MAsoNs WILL BE IN CHARGE OF
CEREMONY AT THE FIRST
PRESBYTERIAN CHURCH.

The cornerstone OF the Presbyter.
ian church will be laid with proper
ceremony by the Mason on Friday OF
next week.
The date was set after a conference
of the committee in charge OF the
building arrangements.
Complete details have not been map.
ped out, the committee stating that 1t
will do this in day or two.
The West Virginian. [volume] (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1914-1974, 1916-08-09
.G0R|z|A C; TAKEN
BY THE ITALIANS
Their Cavalry Now Pursu-
ing the Austrians Be-
yond Isonzo.
lRy Associated Pressl

ROME, Aug. s.-Italisn troops have
crossed the lsonzo in the vicinity O!
Gorizia and consolidated their pris
oners on the further banks, the wal
Office statement says. The occupa
ton OF the heights west Of Gorizia
has been completed.
Italian cavalry is persuing Austri
ans beyond river.
Italian .roops entered The city OF
Gorilla today.
Thus far 10000 Austrians have been
captured.
The West Virginian. [volume] (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1914-1974, 1916-08-09
Berlin ADMITS
TE3TON|C ARMY
has FALLEN BACK
Russians Have Inflicted
Heavy Losses South of
Dneister.
IMPORTANT TOWN TAKEN
Three Thousand Five Hun
dred Germans Among
Prisoners.

PETRoGRAD. Aug. s.-Announce.
meat was made today by the War Of.
fee that the Russians have occupied
Tysmiemitsa, on the River vorne.
On August Z General Lakvhikcky' s
army took 7,4o0 prisoners including
$500 Germans and 63 machine guns.
Tysmiemitsa is about eight miles
east Of the important Galician town
OF Stanslau which is on the railroad
between Lemberg and Kolomea.
It Is over this ground that the Rus.
SLAMS achieved recent important vic
tory announcement Of which was made
yesterday in breaking the Austrian
lines on front of Is miles.
BERLIN, Aug. e.-south Of Dneis.
ter river the forces Of the Central
Powers have been drawn behind the
Niznioff-T -Tysmiemitsa.o ottynia line.
This retirement by the Austro-Ger.
mans was announced today by the Ger.
man army headquarters stan.
The West Virginian. [volume] (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1914-1974, 1916-08-09
Seventy-Five Thousand VIII
Be Raised by Taxa
ton.
WHERE THE N0NEYIG0ES
Board of Affairs Finishes
Work on the Annual
Budget.

IN the preliminary estimate ngured
out yesterday by the members Of the
City Board OF Affairs, with the as.
sistance OF S. E. Miller Of the Fair
mont Audit company and City Clerk
Albert Kern, the city decided that q
40 cent tax levy will be necessary to
take care OF the estimated cost On
running the city.
The assessed valuation Of the city
of Fairmont reaches sls,7sS,524 and
is divided as follows:
Real estate, s12,12s.4s0.
Personal property,s4,557,397.
B. of P. W. assessment, s2,0s1.637.
A levy OF 40 cents on this total
brings the amount available to s75,-
074.l0 which is the amount OF the diff
ference between the estimated re.
ceipts other than taxes and Sdisnurse.
ments for the current year The estis
mated receipts amount to Sg7 ,406.s7
and the disbursements to si72.isI .07.
The disbursements are aportioned
as follows:
Dept A. Mayors dept. 80. 3I,fso0o
Finance :................s. 2ss47.5o
Water and sewers ps' D tisg.55S.oo sg ~ oo
Improyements ss, ~ s;eS : *
SINKING fnnd !, 81 iass Is ,'Ss ~
'...i.. n; --.v0-.os
Tota, $40 te, !.
The 10, ;mnroveme,,. 49,, ees.s. s.s.
~ r1raJ s,raa.s s.a.s s...,l. snAes ns eate
inrs rea, estate sn1inmsnt Men v.tss ~
mains service i;nas ana sag.rs ses1, !.
rs to take care of these wt;sh are =
fIr7Ired AZ sac 7s9 5o ,hst ~ sass .s... ~ :.
psssed an ordinance | Tsss;ns ~, nv ~, ,ans Ia
Ave cents oys- tbs ar,s,,n. - ~ - ss.s ~
resr which ras az cs,ts % M. NJ .ass -
movements are I;s,sd W Iss ss-.rs.. ,as ~. IN
follows. es %
paved st-aats 81. ooo M
Walls '''i.'..'.'s is'Soooo soo w
Ruiidjngs . e :, ,'ges'go yes w
FGn,nmen, s,fs-sSi Z r'oeo-oo oeo az
Water Ms,ns s'gooco goo co
The West Virginian. [volume] (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1914-1974, 1916-08-09
Costly Cloudburst
On Cabin Greek
fsnec nts,,,c,, 20 y,,e.. 1,;,r,,,.,>

(spec. Dispatch to West virginian)
CHARLESTON, W. Va. Aug. "a
cloud burst on Cabin Creek today has
done enormous damage. Railroad
traffic is crippled and the property
loss is heavy. Trains on the Chesa.
peake and Ohio are being held up on
either side Of the mouth Of Cabin
Greek, One bridge is down on the
main line Of this road.
The West Virginian. [volume] (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1914-1974, 1916-08-09
The Weather,

West virginia-Fair tonight and
n Thursday, except showers and some
fwhat cooler In east portion today.
local WEATHER READINGS.
Temperature at a. m. today 20.
yesterdays weather cloudy: temper
ature, maximum. 30; minimum, 20;
Precipitation los.
The West Virginian. [volume] (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1914-1974, 1916-08-09
ROADS APPEAL
TO MEDIATION
BOARD FOR AID
Brotherhoods Accept Prof.
fer Made by That Or
ganization.
tRy Associated Pressl

NEW YORK Aug. 9Th.
threatened strike Of 100000 rail.
road employees Of the United
States was averted today when
the railroad brotherhoods ae.
eepted protfer Of the United
States Board Of mediation and
conciliatlon to mediate their diff.
ferenees with the railroad.
The West Virginian. [volume] (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1914-1974, 1916-08-09
SENATOR THuRsToN DIES.

OMAHA, Aug. 9-John NJ. Thurs
ton. United States senator from Ne
braska from 1895 TO 1901 died at his
home here early today. He had been
III for four weeks following heat pros.
tration.
The West Virginian. [volume] (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1914-1974, 1916-08-09
Two Men Killed in
Hard Coal Working
Ry associated Press,

WILKES BARRE, Aug. s.-Forty
workmen were caught in No. s col.
liery OF the Pennsylvania Coal Com.
pany at 1nterman following an explo-
sion of gas this morning. Two men
were killed and three injured.
The West Virginian. [volume] (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1914-1974, 1916-08-09
NOTICE. ID,

Consumers OF city water are nod-
fed that an impure condition in
the water prevails at this time and
boiling water for drinking purpos-
es Is recommended by the City
Health department The impurify
win probably be. corrected within q.
week.
The West Virginian. [volume] (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1914-1974, 1916-08-09
Plague Continues to
Make New Records

NEW YORK, Aug. s.-Tiie epidemic
Of infantile paralysis broke previous
records here today. The plague
killed 81 children during "a hours end
ed at ten and 1S3 new cases we're re-
ported.
The West Virginian. [volume] (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1914-1974, 1916-08-09
Man and Two Horses
Killed by a Train

coNNELLSvILLE, Aug. s.-Hary
Machias, % years old, was killed this
morning when his two horse team
was struck by south bound Pennsyi.
yania train near Scottdale.
The West Virginian. [volume] (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1914-1974, 1916-08-09
A. 3. sTIckNEY DIES.

ST. PAUL, Aug. "a. B. Stckney
founder of the Chicago Great Western
railroad died at his home here today
after an illness Of several weeks.
The West Virginian. [volume] (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1914-1974, 1916-08-09
HOME FROM MOUNTAIN LAKE

Mrs. Gan Staggers and daughter
have returned from Nj. Lake Park
where they were guests for a week OF
Dr.. and Mrs. Logan Carr.
The broad ax., 1916-05-06
ResourcefuI BURGLAR

a constable going the rounds of his
beat in London a few nights ago no.
tced light in house from which the
family and servants had gone out of
town. After the officer had pulled the
bell several times man put his head
out of the bedroom window to say that
he would be down in a few minutes.
He came down in dressing gown and
carrying candle in his hand.
The constable explained his. suspi-
cion, whereupOn the man stated that
he had just run up to town to see that
all was right. After chatting for a lit
tie he invited the constable to have q
glass of wine. He lit the dining room
gas and produced bottle of port.
After they had drunk each others
health he let the constable out and
bolted the door after him.
The man lost no time in getting the
'swag" together and left the house by
another exit.
The broad ax., 1916-05-06
The First War.

The first writing known to scholars
was the account of a war waged be-
tween hostile nations in Mesopotamia,
perhaps $500 B. G. The first battle
was that between Cain and Abel. APP
parently men have always been quick
to settle their differences by fighting.
The first warlike king is said to have
been Osymandyas of Egypt, who pass
ed into Asia and conquered Bactria in
21OO B. c. Palamedes Bacgos is
mythically reported to have been the
first who ranged an army in a regular
line Of battle, placed sentinels round a
camp and excited the soldiers vigi-
lance by giving him password. This
occurred during the siege of Troy, the
date of which is variously estimated at
about $500 years before the Christian
era.-Pittsburgh Press.
The broad ax., 1916-05-06
His Backbone I. a sprino.

The swapping bug has a spring in his
'pack, like knife. When not in use
as "a spring it serves him as a back
Done, SO you see he is a believer in
scientific efficiency and makes one part
OF his machinery do the work of two.
His spring backbone, or backbone
spring if you prefer. gives him power
to jump, which in turn gives him his
name. Nature probably gave him the
spring to help him get on his feet when
he's on his back. You've noticed how
helpless some insects are when Won
lay them on their backs. Not this one.
however. He slips his backbone out
OF its groove and then slips it back
again suddenly. The spring pops him
up In the air. he turns a somersault
and drops right side up. Spring back
bones are common in several other
beetles. The beetle Of the pestiferous
wire worm, which destroys the farm
ers crops, has a spring in his back.
Other members of the family make
their homes in trees or decayed wood.
Philadelphia North American.
The broad ax., 1916-05-06
YOUR FLOWER BEDS.
How to Set Plants So That They Will
Thrive and Bloom.

How to Set Plants So That They Will
Thrive and Bloom.
Where beds are to be filed with a
single plant they should be planted in
even rows an equal distance apart and
the plants alternated in the rows,
which will give each plant consider
ably more room and light. 1t is well to
have these lines laid out and the places
for the plants marked before any
plants are lifted from the hOtbed, in
order that the planting may go forward
as rapidly and smoothly as possible. A
board with chalk marks on the edge
will accomplish this admirably for
small beds, or cord with bits of white
cloth tied at intervals, or chalk marks
even will be useful in long beds or
lines.
In planting make a hole in the earth
with the trowel large enough to hold
the root of the plant in a natural posi-
ton and place the plant therein, draw
ing up the earth about the roots and
pressing it snugly down; pour in suffi-
cient water to fill the hole, and when
it has partially soaked away draw up
the remaining earth and press firmly.
Make a fine dust mulch about the
plant by working the soil lightly with
the trowel, and If any damp places
show after the plant has been set a
few moments go over the soil again or
add dry earth from another part of the
bed if necessary. The planting may be
fastened by making a row of holes
across the beds before beginning to set
the plants, then placing the plants in
each before applying water, but draw
ing up part of the earth; the water is
then placed in all the holes, and by the
time the last is filed the first has
soaked away sufficiently to allow of
filling up and finishing; this saves an
appreciate amount of time when there
is large amount Of planting to do.
No shade or covering of any kind will
be needed if the planting has been well
and thoroughly done, nor is it neces
sary or advisable to wait for signs of
rain before planting. though planting
at the edge of spell of rainy weather
has doubtless advantages. But plant
ing before a summer shower Is to be
avoided, as this is usually followed by
hot weather. and under the influence
Of a hot sun the moisture in the soil
evaporates rapidly, and the soil must
be constantly cultivated to retain what
water it contains.
After the planting is completed go
over the beds carefully and where any
moisture has drawn to the surface re-
store the dry mulch by cultivation or
by adding dry soil from some other
place. If the planting has been we'll
done the plants will not need watering
for several days, indeed are far better
off without it. If the weather is I'M
usually dry as soon as the plants begin
to grow or show that they are becom-
ing established by the way they settle
themselves in the ground and turn to-
ward the light water may be given In
sufficient quantity to thoroughly soak
the ground and the following day the
soil worked over with rake or trowel to
restore the dust mulch. This is better
than repeated waterings-
The broad ax., 1916-05-06
INTERESTING MENUS.
IF You Must Be Economical, Read This
Food Schedule.

food Scnedule.
Sunday.-Cream of pea soup, fricas-
seed chicken, sweet potatoes, cauli-
flower. apple nut mayonnaise salad and
fruit souffle.
Monday.-Bouillon, ham en- casse-
role. white potatoes, spinach. beet rel
ish, tapioca pudding.
Tuesday.-TOmato soup. chicken pot
pie Cleft from Sunday, peas. rice, egg
sardine salad, pastry.
Wednesday.-Cream Of potato soup,
beef loaf, macaroni or white potatoes.
carrots, lettuce-tomato salad, corn
starch pudding.
Thursday. Consomme, roast pork,
white, potatoes, parsnips. squash, on
ions, apple-celery salad. acid gelatin
dessert.
Friday.-Cream Of onion soup, broil-
ed fish, white potatoes, tomatoes, beets,
lettuce, cheese salad, light steamed
pudding.
Saturday. - Vermicelli soup, baked
beans, tomatoes. coldslaw. stewed
fruits.
Oh 4lOuudg lhC SAONAN ~ J~SS
enough for one meal
Tuesday the pot pie is made from
leftover chicken from Sunday dinner.
Wednesday there can be enough Of
the loaf left for a lunch on Thursday.
Thursday buy a small roast Of pork,
some may be left. or two chops could
be reserved and broiled for Fridays
lunch.
Fish on Friday. AS we seldom care
for leftover fish. enough should be pur-
chased for one meal. If boiled fish Is
preferred extra may be purchased so
as to have a leftover which may be
creamed for lunch Saturday.
Saturday there will be baked beans,
and of course enough for one or two
breakfasts or lunch. These are con-
sidered perfectly balanced meals and
are merely samples of what may be
done if the woman will plan ahead and
devote time and thought to her menus.
The broad ax., 1916-05-06
Skirt HanuerS.

Nothing can he said against the ordi-
nary skirt hangers of wood; but, as
every woman likes useful things to be
as ornamental rs possible. there is a
great deal to be said in favor OF the
strips Of ribbon or linen that can be
embroidered to form skirt hangers.
Each strip has brass ring attached
to one end and a brass clasp at the
other. The ring is intended to be Slip
ped over the nail or hook from which
the skirt suspends. In the teeth or
the clasp the skirt is held securely.
The hangers can he made for oneselt
or they can be made rs a shower gift
The broad ax., 1916-05-06
GIVING a Horse Its Name.

The shire horse owes its name to Ar
thur Young's remarks. in the descria-
ton of his agricultural tours during
the closing years of the eighteen cen
fury, concerning the large old English
black horse, 1.-The produce principalls
of the shire counties i'm the heart <of
England" But long previous TO this
the word shire" in connection with
horses was used in statutes of Henry
VIII. Under the various names Of the
war horse, the great horse, the old
English black horse and the shire horse
the breed has for centuries been cult
waited in the rich fen lands of Lincoln
shire and Cambridgeshire and in many
counties of the west. Curiously
enough, the Shire Horse society, which
has done so much to promote the
breed, was known for the first six
years of its existence, which began in
1878, as the English Cart Horse socie-
ty.-London Chronicle.
The broad ax., 1916-05-06
Reversing the Compliment.

A cashier of somewhat portly build
was frowning over a statement Of ac-
counts just placed before him by his
pretty typist.
GAS a young lady" he said, 81 adj
mire your type, but l can't honestly
say 1 admire your typing."
Glow funny she replied smartly.
1--WE are so different, for, though you
are Of course splendid at figures, no
one could say you have splendid fig
ure"-London Express.
The broad ax., 1916-05-06
Penuchi.

Two rnniulS of brown sugar, one cup
'ul "l "n.fr. rhrre-quarters cupful or
ii'iN' butter size of walnut and vanilla
10 nar"r 'rnk sugar and milk over
moderate blaze until it forms a soft
'"'l IN W:'rr Remove from stove, add
'u'l'f au" Vanilla. Beat until creamy
anu pE3'" in huttered pan. Be sure
III" ""'.t cook ton long. Remove from
S'"'e IS >'on aS it forms a soft ball in
""'eF, Ii burns very easily, so stir
F0''e often. hut not continuously.
The broad ax., 1916-05-06
UNsOUND FOODS.
Points For Young Housekeepers
About SheIIfish.
HOW TO DETECT BAD MEATS

rs the Caterer for a amIly Knows the
Difference Between Fresh and Stalls
Foodstuffs Ptomaine Poisoning and
Other Serious Ills May Be Avoided.
Smoked meats and fish are bad wher
they are flabby to the touch and have
q rancid, sour smell.
Chased meat products are bad when
they have a rancid, sour smell and
when the color differs from the fresh
product.
Good fresh pork is solid, has pure
white fat and pink flesh. Do not buy
pork that is soft and yellow.
Remember that lamb or mutton
should he firm. close grained and light
red in color. with fat that is white and
hard.
Beef should be of a rosy red color,
with cream colOred, firm. elastic fat
and scarcely moist when touched with
the finger. Do not buy wet, f1abby beef
that is pale and purple.
All shcllfiSh should smell fresh, and
the shells should close firmly when put
into wafer or touched with the finger.
Shellfish should be alive when cooked
Fresh veal is pale red unless milk
fed. when it is light. with firm, white
fat between the muscles and surround
ing tissues and scarcely moist to the
touch Bad veal is soft, mushy. sticky
and has a very red tinge, while the fat
has a grayiSh lead color.
Fresh fish should have red gills,
moist. bright scales and clear eyes, and
should be firm and rigid when handled.
Stale fish is fiabby, has dull scales, the
eyes are sunken and covered with a
film, the gills are pale or Of greenish
color, and the fish has a bad odor. All
lumpy fish should be rejected as the
growth may he cancer.
To detect decomposing meats in cans
before opening inspect the ends of the
can and if they bulge, discard the can.
This bullying is due to accumulated
gases of decomposition that push the
ends outward by force of pressure.
Leaking and rusty cans should also be
discarded. Canned meats should be
free from mold. The Odor Of such
meats should be the same as when
freshly prepared. If the meat is putrid
exposure to heat will make it possible
to detect the foul odor.
The broad ax., 1916-05-06
How to Make a Dress Bag.

Make a bag Of any kind Of material
desired "a pretty Powered cretonne is
suitable). the length Of the garment
to be covered with the back piece a
little longer than the front, so it can
be brought up and fastened to the
front side with buttons and button
holes or SNAPS"
Draw up the front to fit around the
hanger, thus entirely inclosing the gar
ment- In the interior of the bag make
two or three small pockets, fill with
sachet, camphor or some other protec-
ton against moths IL garment IS not
In use.
The broad ax., 1916-05-06
Quick Way to Drive Posts.

To drive posts quickly take section
Of log about fifteen inches in diameter
and two feet long. TO which are attach
ed two handles at an angle. Two men,
one ON each side. can use this hand
power pile driver while a third man
holds the post TO be driven and keeps
it in alignment.-Farm and home.
The broad ax., 1916-05-06
Many Ribbons.

Ribbons are used generously as trim
mings for afternoon and dance frocks
these days. They are made into pan
els, loop upon loop. and are sewed
around wide skirts in graduated
widths Very broad ribbons OF soft
brocade patterns are draped over the
bodice under a yelling of tulle. and
very narrow ribbons are plated and
used as an edge trimming. Gay little
bowknots and rosettes Of ribbon nut
ter from dance frocks captivatingly.
The broad ax., 1916-05-06
Made Him Cross.

81 made my husband cross this after
noon," said Mrs. Caller.
"How was that queried Mrs. Ho-
mer.
"He was on the opposite side Of the
street, and | beckOned him to come
over" explained the other.
The broad ax., 1916-05-06
Carrot Pie,

T., "e cum" Z soar cream. one cup
-. y, SN-Hr. one rupful Of grated car
n ~, u'' yo'.sS nf two eggs. salt. CHINA
c,s ~l ana "lIGc- Ia taste. Bake in one
a. 'h| r.'"rr With meringue. using
s,'. ".'''r- a. lwN ra"> and four table
N''!H 80 . " -: sugar
The broad ax., 1916-05-06
Cause For Thanks.

Guest-Look here! This mirror Is so
fearfully dirty that can't see my face
in it. Hotel Servant-It strikes me you
ought to be thankful for that instead
of making trouble about it.-Exchange
The broad ax., 1916-05-06
Rope and an Oath.

In Assam IN oath is taken standing
within a rope circle. TO imply a wish
to perish as the rope does if the wit
ness does not tell the truth.
The broad ax., 1916-05-06
Unhistoric Younqster

"What was the result of the food?
asked the Sunday school teacher.
Mud" replied the bright youngster
Chicago News.