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The Redwood gazette. [volume] (Redwood Falls, Minn.) 1873-1940, 1916-11-29

THE REDWOOD G.
Tom Davis is going to write editorials
n his leisure moments" What in thun-
Ter are they?
One sincere Wisconsin editor says,
Thank God for the election odds-they
kept us out of betting
A lot of people right now are wondering
what Hughes will do since he is out of
job. They certainly should worry!
There's always one good thing at least
that can he said about hard work. 1t al
ways keeps worrying at a respectable dis
lance.
Getting out of your depth in business
is just as bad as getting out of your depth
in swimming-you may be taken with
cramps at any time.
The higher the fur collar the better it
covers up the roughneck beneath it, is a
fine theory for the fur dealer, but doesn't
get anyone else very far.
"Some Day. isn't on the calendar; Next
Week" is the thirty second day of the
month; Tomorrow" is promissory note
which opportunity won't accept.
Since the increased price of milk, resi-
dents of the Twin Cities are Tipping pen
MES to see whether they shall buy milk
for the baby or gasoline for the car.
This being female editor makes per-
son sister to lot of fellows she never
promised to be sister to-and at that
she probably promised all who asked her.
The New York Tribune says, "Come
East, young man." Not much, Trib We've
too keen an idea of what the effete East
would do to the walloping West just now.
"Try This on Your Stove" captions the
Minneapolis Journal over a Diet Squad
menu. And if the "stove' doesn't like it,
try it on the dog-or anything but Father.
Fred Hadley says that the man whom
you have to "handle with gloves" isn't
worth handling at ALL Not even if he is
the sort that you can use boxing gloves
on, Fred?
Now is the appointed time for looking
up few things to thank God for beside
having been kept out Of war. Surely each
of us must have one or two other little
items to His credit.
"And really, the Feelings of baked 20
tatoes do go we'll with a little butter"
Elk
They sure do. All we lack is the peel
ings and the butter.
Get this under your dome and keep, it
for further reference. The United States
is composed of North, South, an East
and West, and it's a helluva big West
at that.-Chaska Herald
A Missouri editor listened to several
popular songs and then said he didn't
know whether they were melodies or mala
dies. It al depends, we suppose, on wheth
err they are catchy or catching.
There are forty-fve thousand vacant
houses in Berlin. Redwood Falls could
now, but we don't want them if we have
to get them the way Berlin got hers.
Jim Landy of the Olivia Times calls our
attention to an exchange which winds up
the report of ladies club meeting with
the words, Mrs. P j. Miller read an ar
ticle on personal devils Seventeen were
present"
In Boston they speak of Billy now as
the Reverend Doctor William Ashley
Sunday" Leave it to Boston Eek.
We can't ut" has made up cts" mind
to come west next summer and clean up
A Texas clergyman, nine times married,
and with most of his wives living, has Just
been dragged into court for trial. We
are just wondering what the judge can
devise that will look like punishment to
this gentleman.
L. n L.
The Redwood gazette. [volume] (Redwood Falls, Minn.) 1873-1940, 1916-11-29

whether Hughes or Wilson is elected
the winner should have large measure
Of sympathy The road ahead is hard and
rocky, and it will be no pleasant job being
chief executive Of the United States
Whichever wins should have the support
Of the people in every effort to maintain
peace and prosperity he will need it. .
st. Cloud Journal-Press.
The Redwood gazette. [volume] (Redwood Falls, Minn.) 1873-1940, 1916-11-29

Now is the appointed time for looking
up a few things to thank God for beside
having been kept out of war. Surely each
of us must have one or two other little
items to His credit
The Redwood gazette. [volume] (Redwood Falls, Minn.) 1873-1940, 1916-11-29

A Missouri editor listened to several
popular songs and then said he didn't
know whether they were melodies or mala-
dies. It al depends, we suppose, on wheth-
er they are catchy or catching.
The Redwood gazette. [volume] (Redwood Falls, Minn.) 1873-1940, 1916-11-29

Get this under your dome and keep, it
for further reference. The United States
is composed of North, South, an East
and a West, and it's helluva big West
at that-Chaska Herald.
The Redwood gazette. [volume] (Redwood Falls, Minn.) 1873-1940, 1916-11-29

Do it now-paying your election bets,
we mean, Of course.
The Redwood gazette. [volume] (Redwood Falls, Minn.) 1873-1940, 1916-11-29

"And really the Feelings of baked 20
tatoes do go we'll with little butter. "
Elk
They sure do. All we lack is the peel
ings and the butter.
Baraboo weekly news. [volume] (Baraboo, Wis.) 1912-197?, 1916-09-28
f. DELT0N AND WEST
FAIRFIELD

The daughters of Mr.. and Mrs. Ed
Barkenhagen, one from New York and
one from Colorado, who have BEEN
visiting at the parental home, have re-
turned to their homes.
Miss Marion Beardsley, who has;
been spending the summer here, has
returned to her home in Colorado. She
was given a surprise at the home Of
Mr. and Mrs. George Haywood few
evenings ago by ab0uG thirty friends
An enjoyable evening was spent.
Mr.. and Mrs B. Wilcox and Law
renee Wilcox and family spent Sunday
at the Arthur Bump home.
Ed Peck marketed two loads of hogs
Monday.
Mrs. w. Nitts and son of Baraboo
have been visiting her parents, Mr.
and Mrs. E. Barkenhagen
Keith Bump was sick the last of
the week, being unable to attend
school on Monday.
Baraboo weekly news. [volume] (Baraboo, Wis.) 1912-197?, 1916-09-28

Revival services were opened at the
w. NJ church last Friday evening and
will continue over next Sunday. Rev.
A. Zero from New York is the evangel-
list.
Mr.. and Mrs Ira Gibbons, who NOV
ed to Camp Douglas last spring, visit
ed relatives here Saturday and Sun
day, returning home Monday.
Mrs. J. A. Bauer and children, who
have been visiting her parents, Mr..
and Mrs. William Hutchins, left Sat
urday for Stanley, where Mr.. Bauer
had gone to arrange for home on a
farm. They formerly lived at Mus
coda, where Mr.. Bauer was butter
maker.
William Mitchell and daughters,
who have had charge Of the telephone
central tor several years have broken
up housekeeping and rented their
house TO Mrs Susie Chamness. Miss
Marjorie Chamness viii take the tele-
phone work. Mr.. Mitchell: expects to
spend the winter with daughter,
Mrs ambrose Johnson at Whalan,
Mimi. Miss Jessie is at DR.. Mac
Kechnie's, at Hillsboro, f9r the pres
ent, and Miss Bessie has gone to
live with a sister, Mrs Bert Seaman,
near Lime Ridge.
Mr.. and Mrs r. M. Bunker are NOV
ing into the house vacated by Mrs
Susie Chamness.
Mr.. and Mrs o. w. Shore and three
children went to ST. Charles, Mimi.
on Saturday to visit relatives.
Mrs Edith Frazier entertained the
(, w. F. M. S. last Thursday afternoon.
! Rev. and Mrs. o. l.. Hutchins Wis
tied at the Ansel Jones home Thurs
day.
Mr.. and Mrs. Guy Pratt and children
Baraboo weekly news. [volume] (Baraboo, Wis.) 1912-197?, 1916-09-28
SANDUSKY

Norman Salisbury of Iowa is here
visiting at the J. B. Powell home
Fred Gonsling and Miss Bessie Hale
visited at the G. B. Powell home.
Mr.. and Mrs. J. B. Prouty and son
family and the Joe Weitzel family
ed the Baraboo fair; also Mr.. and
Mrs. Jasen Pronty.
Mrs. Nellie Barley spent Sunday
at Ely Barkley's.
Mrs Jake Wolf is entertaining COM
pany from Milwaukee.
Mr. and Mrs. August Wegner and
family and the Joe Weitzel family
spent Sunday at the Peter Constantine
home.
Miss Kit Croal spent Tuesday and
Baraboo weekly news. [volume] (Baraboo, Wis.) 1912-197?, 1916-09-28

went last Tuesday to Merrifef1ld to
visit relatives and friends.
Florence Baer has gone to Madison,
where she has employment.
Mr.. and Mrs. Melvin Stoughtenger
of Babcock, who formerly lived near
Bethel, were guests at the w. H. Mayo
home over Sunday.
Mrs. o. l.. Hutchins and Hattie
Smith were Wonewoc shoppers last
Tuesday.
Mr. and Mrs Fred Hutchins enter
tanned Mr.. and Mrs. James Hutchins,
Mr.. and Mrs. William Hutchins, Mr..
and Mrs. Bert Mortimer and children
and Rev. and Mrs. 0. L. Hutchins last
Monday evening in honor of Mr. and
Mis-. A. Greene of Spencer, Iowa, who
were their guests until Wednesday,
when they returned home.
Mrs. Oshea Hutchins, Mrs. Ethel
Peterson and Hattie Smith spent Wed
nesday at the William Hutchins home
on Cream Ridge.
Baraboo weekly news. [volume] (Baraboo, Wis.) 1912-197?, 1916-09-28

fore returning to her work in Chicago.
Francis Patterson is attending the
state university, taking a course in
commerce.
Miss Lena Griep, who has been in
California for the past two years, re-
turned home Saturday.
William Hill of Neodasha, Kansas,
was a guest of his sister, Mrs. E. B.
Mccoy, last week.
Mr.. Mortimer and bride have begun
housekeeping at the place recently
purchased from Mrs. Asa Buxton.
Eschenbach Wins on Decoration
Henry Eschenbach won first honOrS
on decoration at the state fair. He
had charge of the Sank county exhibit
and arranged decorations for same.
Grosinske First in Baby Beef
A pupil in the high school won first
money on baby beef at the Sank Coun-
ty fair last week. He was Floyd Gro
sinske, and he will go to Madison to
exhibit same.
Prime Kicked by Horse
Richard Prime was kicked by a
horse at the fair and is still laid up
as a result. He was leading one Of
Charles Getchman's horses out to the
parade on Friday, when another horse
attempted to kick that one and kicked
Prime instead, hitting him in the groin
His son Virgil, who attends high
school here, is staying home to help
on the farm while his father is con-
fined to his bed.
Sale of Jacobs Property
The house which was owned by the
late Mrs Louisa Jacobs will be sold
at public sale Thursday afternoon on
the premises.
The Barkenhagen and Otto Smith
families spent Sunday with relatives
in Fairfield. -s1ss st
Baraboo weekly news. [volume] (Baraboo, Wis.) 1912-197?, 1916-09-28
SUMPTER

Mrs. A. Baldwin of Prairie du Sac
is staying at Roy Mather's while Mrs.
Mather is in st. Paul.
School began this week in the Yam
kee Street schoolhouse with Miss
Paula Hahn as teacher; also in the
Stones Pocket schoolhouse with a
young lady from Wood county as
teacher.
Mrs. J. Waterbury accompanied her
daughter, Miss Eva, to Downer col
Iege at Milwaukee, on Monday.
Mr.. and Mrs. Roy Kindschi spent
Sunday with Mr.. and Mrs. Ellis Hart
in BarabOo.
Mr.. and Mrs. Norman Astle of Lodi
took supper at S. Premo's on Thurs
day night on the way home from the
Sank County fair.
Baraboo weekly news. [volume] (Baraboo, Wis.) 1912-197?, 1916-09-28
Wednesday in Reedsburg.

Wednesday in Reedsburg.
Mr.. and Mrs. John Glossy and SON
Joseph spent Tuesday at the Grant
Powell home.
Miss Mayme Dwyer is spending a
few days with her sister, Mrs. Homer
Hart.
Mr.. and Mrs. Fred Powell and fam
lily and Mrs. Frank Bohn and chill
dren called on relatives at Sandusky
Sunday.
Mrs. William Carly and son How
ard have gone to Madison for ten
days visit.
The carpenter work on Arthur
Markhams new house is completed
Mr.. and Mrs. William Junge have
returned home after two weeks Wis
it in Iowa.
Baraboo weekly news. [volume] (Baraboo, Wis.) 1912-197?, 1916-09-28

Rev. and Mrs. Hotehkiss returned
Monday from the conference at Beth
Ell. They were accompanied by the
Rev and Mrs. Joe Clawson, who later
went to their home at Stone Lake.
Mr.. Prouty of Cazenovia was here
Tuesday on business.
Nate Kingsley is working on the
new railroad near Hillsboro.
Hollis Mortimer spent Sunday at
the home of his aunt, Mrs. James Nor
timer. Id
Baraboo weekly news. [volume] (Baraboo, Wis.) 1912-197?, 1916-09-28
tn relatives in Milwaukee.

with relatives in Milwaukee
Math Weise of Spring Green was a
guest over Sunday at the P. Huter
home.
DR.. NJ. Bossard of Spring Green was
a guest over Sunday at the William
Schorer home.
Herman Greiber and family and Miss
Clara Merkel mOtOred Sunday to Madi-
son.
Fred Hahn and Mr. and Mrs. Robert
Schwaner and daughter, Miss Ruth,
visited with relatives at Blue Mounds
and Springfield, on Sunday
Mr.. and rs..George Fuchs, Mr.. and
Mrs. Ben Fuchs and Henry Sorg and
family spent Sunday at the William
Fuchs home in Cassel
Baraboo weekly news. [volume] (Baraboo, Wis.) 1912-197?, 1916-09-28
SAUK CITY

JOHN Keller of Arcadia was in the
city Sunday visiting his parents, Mr..
and Mrs. Peter Keller, and DR.. 5. O.
Keller.
Mr.. and Mrs. Math Jacoby of Madi-
son were Sunday guests at the Joe
Meier home.
John Bueki has purchased a Jeffry
six.
Mrs. FRANKIE spent Sunday with rel
atives in Madison.
Mr.. and Mrs. Cooper Schlungbaun
left Saturday for weeks vacation
Baraboo weekly news. [volume] (Baraboo, Wis.) 1912-197?, 1916-09-28

MAXWELL Motor Cars equipped with and
1V1 improved windshield still longer and flexible
springs wider Seats deeper and softer cushions dahgh
gasoline gauge and other equally important refnements.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1916-09-08
u. s. COURT FOR FL PA50 SURE

president to sign it. which, II IS under
stood. will be done without delay
GOgEin To Be Judge.
Judge J. NJ Goggin. Of FL Paso. has
been chosen by the local Bar associ-
alton and the Democrats of western
Texas for the position Of judge IN the
newly created district There has been
no opposition developed to him and his
candidacy is considered so strong that
no other applicant viii have chance
against him with the endorsements he
has from the western Texas Democrats,
the Texas senators and congressman
The western district VIII be a pare
Of the present western district. the
eastern part Of the present district TO
be included in a newly created central
district over which judge T. r. Maxey
will preside Its headquarters Will
probably be in Austin No changes will
he made in the eastern or southern dis
tricts. but some of the northern dis
trict counties Will be included in the
new central district under judge
MaXey's jurisdiction
1t is probable that the October term
Of the federal court viii be the last TO
be held here under the present arrange
r1ent which has been unsatisfactory
because of the size of the district
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1916-09-08
TR|-STATE ELkS
HERE FOR FAIR
Ell Paso Lodge to Invite
Brother Bills from New
Mexico, Arizona, Texas.

Fl Paso Elks will be hosts to visit
ing EIks al the International Soil Pro
ducts exposition in FL Paso on Wednes-
day. October is. This was decided at a
meeting Of a committee from the local
lodge headed by r. =. Barnum, with
George E. LeBaron and director B X
Hanafourde. Thursday afternoon Mr.
Barnum. as president of the Texas as
ISOLATION Of Elks. will send out invi-
tations to all Elk lodges in Texas. New
Mexico and Arizona and on EllSs' day
there will be a special program at
the exposition for the visiting Elks-
The big dance platform will be
turned over II the Elks that evening
and the decorations will be in white
and purple. Local Elks will meet all
trains TO greet and welcome the Xix
visitors. The Elks will keep open
house" during the entire exposition.
hut will make special effort to en-
terrain all visiting brothers on Elk
day.
The Shriners viii have charge Of a
day during the exposition. but the date
has not been set
Meet in New Temple.
Fl Paso lodge No 3S4. l. o O. F,
helds il regular meeting in the new
LODGE hall i'm the Odd Fellows temple.
Q
first time Monday night. After the
routine business had been disposed Of.
the meeting was thrown open 70. re
marks from members and visitors
present. in honor of the occasion At
the close of the lodge the members
found that the officers and members
Of Western Rebekah lodge No l9l. J.
.. .. r. had assembled in the ciuh
rooms and banquet hall TO tender their
congratulations Ice cream ana cake
We're served and a very enjoyable So
cial hour was spent The western
Rebekah lodge will hold its first reg
ular meeting in the new hall on Sept
Mount Franklin lodge No. 1os. I o. o.
F. viii hold its regular meeting Fri
day night. The committee having in
charge the annual encampment outing
have arranged for trip to the ranch
Of Henry Week. near CanutlllO. Satur-
day afternoon. Sept. .. returning Sun
day evening. The trip viii be made
in automobiles and tents and ali other
camping accessories viii be provided
TempIarS To Entertain.
The -get-tOgether" entertainment TO
be given by the FL Paso commandery or
the Knights Templars on Thursday.
Seutemher IS. will be discussed at the
next regular meeting Of the command
cry. to be held Thursday night It is
believed that final arrangements Will
he made at that time.
The FL Paso lodge $50. 4 T. and A
NJ has a busy month before il. &C
cordine TO secretary George ?. Nor
gan TWO or three nights a week will
be devoted TO degree work regu-
lar meeting of the lodge was held Wed
nesday evening. and meeting for de
gree work viii be held this evening.
FL Pas5 chapter No 157 of the Royal
Arch Masons viii hold a meeting next
Wednesday. Shortly afterward. a meet
ing of the council of royal and select
masters No. 9S is planned.
Eastern Stars To Meet.
Harmony chapter No. PA OF the
order OF the Eastern Star held its reg
ular meeting Thursday night
Mount Franklin lodge of Perfection
No. viii hold a regular meeting Mon
day night
The Woodmen OF the World held their
first regular meeting in the new L Q.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1916-09-08
Senate Passes Court Bill;
Judge Goggin to Be En-
dorsed for Judge.

FL Paso's new United states district
court for the western district Of Texas
is now an assured fact and all that re-
mains to make it a reality is the pass
age of the senate bill in the house at
the opening of the December term Of
congress.
United States senator Morris Shep-
psrd telegraphed to collector T. L Cobb.
Thursday afternoon. that his bill for
the creation of the western district Of
Texas had passed the senate after be
ing called up by L. ;. senator Culberson
and that ii would go to the house Tor
final passage at the opening OF the De
cember term
The same bill was presented in the
Rouse and favorably received by the
congressman when introduced BY con-
gresham W. r Smith. but was not
passed All that remains to be done is
for the house to pass the bill and the
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1916-09-08
CLUB
HAS SCHOONERS
Witnesses Say Only Exer-
else They Saw Was Bend
ing Elbows-10 Days.

A bicycle club" where justice Of the
peace James ]. Murphy and deputy
constable J. ". Brown could find NJ
bicycles. but oceans on oceans Of beer.
caused the conviction Thursday i'm the
county court of Harry NJ Schaeffer.
manager Of the club. The case was
tried before Judge Adrian Pool by a
jury which fixed Schaeffer's punish
ment at ten days in Jail and a fine Of
$500.
The Schaeffer club" was located
near Fort Bliss and was raided on sun
day. August 6. on which occasion jus
tice of the peace Murphy and deputy
constable Brown paid IL a visit not al
together social in its nature. At the
beginning Of the ease there was an
impression at the attorneys table that
the club had never even taken out
charter. but at the psychological mo-
ment r F. Brattou. attorney Tor
Schaeffer produced the missing pa
pers-'
Amos's Club Papers.
The papers" proved to he a charter
granted to the POrters' and Walters
Athletic asSOcia ton. organized FOR the
purpose Of forming a bicycle club and
for other harmless athletic and social
purposes at l19 Anthony street. 4 lit
tie Sherlock Holmes work revealed
that the charter had been issued in
1910 10 a group of negroes headed by
Amos Williams. Williams proved to
be the well known ring colored iani-
tor of the city hall. and attorney Brat
ton coutended that Schaeffer and his
fellow organizers Of the club near Fort
Bliss had obtained the charter by
transfer from Williams and his asso-
GATES
Justice Of the peace Murphy testi-
rr,9~ b. -T-T~ ..Hn #T.n
only athletes he saw were soldiers and
the only athletic sports INDUCED in
seemed to he the drinking Of beer
What kind Of place was it" asked
assistant county attorney Frank
Feuille.
Irregular Saloons
Why. II was a regular saloon. re
piled judge Murphy There was a
bar. barrels and bottles of beer and
glasses covered with foam
George Murphy. soldier 4 Fort
Bliss. who was called by the defence.
told how the club had been organized.
but he got il back the next day. He
insisted that II was a regular club.
because there was reading room. with
tables and chairs where the soldiers
could sit and drink beer and read the
papers. As part of the entertainment
features. Mr.. Murphy said he sang for
the boys and there was an electric
piano. The dues were 80 cents a year
Arthur Danielson. another soldier.
said no one but members could buy
drinks. He enjoyed club life by play
ing the piano and drinking beer at
cents 4 glass
Not Bonn Eide Club.
Attorney Feuille made the argument
for the prosecution. centeriug his plea
for conviction on the ground that the
charter was not bona fide- Schaeffer
did not testify. and attorney Bratton.
in his argument for the defence. de-
clared the club had been proved TO be
bona fide and that the transfer of
the charter from Amos Williams to
Schaeffer was legal
The Jury returned its verdict Of
guilty in about Is minutes
SpeciaI-Fried chicken dinner. Soc Wednes-
day. Saturday. Bottoms. 210 y. Stanton--Adv.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1916-09-08

- TUDENTS of the new High school
will not inaugurate their studies
- until Monday. September IS. a
further postponement of one week
having been decided upon Thursday
1T q special session of the school board
held in the Bailey school Elementary
schools of the city, however. will start
Monday morning. the delay in the
opening of the new building having
been caused by weak plumbing, ond the
non-completion Of a number OF neces-
cary jobs that Will have to be done
before pupils can be admitted to the
school AS a result in the delay in the
opening of the schools only one week
VIII % allowed for r. Christmas holt
days. according 20 a decision # the
board Thursday night
Junior College.
Robert krakauer and rabbi Martin
Zielonka appeared before the boa ID
as the university committee or the
Rotary club to request the cooperation
of the trustees in the inauguration of
q municipal university in Ell Paso on
the first of February. 1871 Rabbi lie
lonka stated that all that the present
committee desired was the whole CO
operation Of the school board. before
any more steps were taken for some
would wait at least so days for an
answer by the board, and chairman
y. NJ. Whitaker. A l. Hawley and W
D Mayfield were appointed a commit
tee to investigate the matter and re
port
Many Go Away to school.
In explaining the municipal unlver-
eity which, he stated. was a great
educational advantage, rabbi Zielonka
said 1T would not only add greatly
10 the educational facilities of the city
hut would be a great advantage fOr
FL Paso if the city but would estab-
lish such a university our purpose is
not TO ask for financial assistance We
know that the trustees are hard
pressed now and that is not consid-
Grafton. What we want is the coopera-
ton of the trustees. l have asked
professor r J Tighe to compare
list of the young FL PasOans who leave
the city for eastern universities to
gether with the amount it is believed
to have cost them
To Use High School Building.
We are here TO ask the board for
the use of the High school building
and their endorsement before takinS
Der OF high school instructors who are
capable of doing the work" added
rabbi Zielonka. Professor r 7. Tighe,
who had been asked 10 make an estt-
boys and girls to state universities.
then made the following statement
Since its first inception the board of
school trustees has been in favor of
having junior college course in the
schools During the past three years
as near as professor A II. Hughev and
I can learn. 135 FL Paso High school
graduates went to different universe
ties.
Keep $55.OOO Here Annually.
We have figured out. however. that
the average is nearly 100 pupils a year
who leave FL Paso to 20 to eastern
colleges The amount expended by
these pupils is from $500 to $1,000 a
year and is an average of $3.50 for