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Honolulu star-bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1912-2010, 1916-04-06
CAN'T GET R0ADW0RK,
HIS POLITICS BEING
r.. NOT OF RIGHT KIND

I'm a Republican, but they say In
a Democrat, and therefore can't gel
a job on the road work" complained
a Hawaiian named Kaimi in police
court this morning when arraigned on
the charge of non-support of his wife
Kaimi is a stevedore and earns an
average of less than S. week, owing
to the supply of stevedores being So
much greater than the demand.
81 don't see how man earning
less than s. a week can be guilty OF
spending his substance in riotous
living as charged by his wife," de-
clared the police magistrate. I'll let
you off providing you do the very
best you can to support your wife on
what you earn"
Honolulu star-bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1912-2010, 1916-04-06
FRENCH WIN ONE POINT,
LOSE ANOTHER, ON WEST

i PARIS, France, April 6.-The
French in bloody fighting have cap
tured large portion of the square of
woods north of tAvoeourt which has
been the focus of much activity. They
won their victory after an all-night
struggle. East Oh the Meuse the Ger
mans were repuised. .....
Despite bloody, sacrifices the Ger
snans 9hSve secnfed aE roofing in the
villageo Haucourt The French hold
the village under fire, due to the DOM
nance of their positions. ~
Honolulu star-bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1912-2010, 1916-04-06
must Be new BELGIUM AND POLAND" :" HIS )
DECLARATION; Confident STARVATION PLAN !
OF ALLIES HAS FAILED TO CRUSH GERMANY
Emphatic in Assertion That TeutOn Cause
Is Not Based On Wish For Additional
TerritOry--America Need Not
Be Anxious

Chancellor
Yesterday brief which
day afternoon published
ce down conditions for European indicates broadly
sort OF terms that Germany is willing to -
The official cabegram follows:
BERLIN
sentng
OF diplomats
United States
Holland
When
upon the house. After
terrupted enthusiastic
NATION EnDuREs ALL PRvATIoNs
After military
ognizes that the conditions Of life in Germany
cd that the dicuts being admirable
whole nation especially by the classes He eontnued
telling
good Not since the hopeful they
of 1915
OF anything the
Honolulu star-bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1912-2010, 1916-04-06
T.k. K. Line MAY
SAVE THECHIYO

|. Especial Cable to Hawaii Hochi.)
TOXIC, Japan, April 6.-The Togo
Kisen Kaisha line, owners of the
grounded steamer Chiyo Maru, now on
the rocks at Lena Island near Hong
kong, nave decided to try to float the
steamer by blowing up with guncot-
ton the rocks on which she Is
stranded. Much gun cotton has been
sent to Lena island -
This apparently disposes of the ru-
NOR that the Chiyo Maru is badly
broken up. -. -.
Honolulu star-bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1912-2010, 1916-04-06
MAI. EDWARD JONES is
NOMINATED IN SENATE
AS LIEUTENANT COLONEL

According to the Congressional Rec
ord Of March 20. Maj. Edward n.
JonesI Jr. Infantry. unassigned, was
on that day nominated to be lieuten-
ant-colonel from March 10, 1916. vice
Lieut-col Waldo E. Aver, who died at
the Fort Shafter hospital on March .,
1916. ...
This does not necessarily mean that
Colonel Jones will succeed to Col
Ayers station here, according to army
officers. 1t is. merely routine nom
Honolulu star-bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1912-2010, 1916-04-06
SUBMARINE WAR
GOESON;ALLIES
INkONE Diver
Neutral and Belligerent Vessels
Alike Are Victims of
German Campaign
VE3DUN FRONT SCENE
OF BLOODY. FIGHTING
Reii Tide Ebbs and Flows About
Ayocourt. Haucourt and
Nearby Positions
fAssOciased Press By Federal IzirelsssI

fAssoeiated Press By Federal ESirelessl
PARIS, France. Aprii 0.--WhiIe the
German submsfine war on merchant
vessels continues to reap victims, the
Allies have sunk at least one Of the
undersea raiders. II is announced
that French and British warships de-
stroyed German submarine and cap.
tilred the crew, the location not being
gNen. :..'~..
LONDON, Eng, April 6.-The Brit
ish steamer Zent has been sunk by a
submarine without warning. The cap
tain and nine of those aboard have
been picked up and brought to o. s.ns-
town, while two others are known to
be killed and 4S are missing.
The Norwegian steamer Baus has
been sunk by submarine in the Eng
lish channel, TOUR being missing.
village OF Haucourt The French hold
Honolulu star-bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1912-2010, 1916-04-06
GERMANS STORM HAUC0URT
. AND CAPTURE PRISONERS

R BERLIN, Germany, April 6.-The
Germans today stormed and conquered
the village of Haucourt, also a forti-
fled point of support to the eastward.
In addition to the considerable losses
in killed and wounded of the enemy,
the Germans captured II officers and
531 men.
Honolulu star-bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1912-2010, 1916-04-06
SIOO,OOO,OOOFOR
DEFENSES, BILL
NOW REPORTED
tAssociassd rrsss BY Federal wirelsssl

tAssociatsd frsss BY Federal TireleSsl
WASHINGTON, D. c., April 6s-The
largest fortification bill ever re-
ported to the house and the first Of
four annual messages proposing $500
coo.ooo for coast defenses, was recon-
n1ended today BY the house military.
affairs committee. II includes proNi.
sions for mounting 16.ineh guns to
guard New York, Boston, San Fran.
cisco and other places.
Honolulu star-bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1912-2010, 1916-04-06
RUMANIA FEARS
BULGARIA WILL
SPRING SURPRISE

BUCHAREST, Rumania, April g.
In view of the alarming military prep
arations on the Bulgarian frontier.
Rumania, it is announced, Is taking
necessary measures" for defense.
Premier Bratiano has not dismissed
Parliament but has prolonged its term
to the end of April, so as to be ready
for any unexpected developments on
the part of Bulgaria.
Honolulu star-bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1912-2010, 1916-04-06
RUSSIA GETS TELEPHONE
EQUIPMENT FROM JAPAN

Especial Gable to Hawaii Hochi.)
TOXIC, Japan, April 5.-The Rus
sian government has ordered 1000
miles Of telephone wire and repair
equipment in Japan, the Japanese gov
ernment accepting the order.
Honolulu star-bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1912-2010, 1916-04-06
SWATOW FALLEN
into HANDS Of
REVOLUTIONISTS
IAssociased Press Dy Federal wirslsssl

ASSOCIATED Press oy Federal Wireless1
Annoy, China, April 6.-The revolu.
tionists today are in control of Swa-
tow. Business is at standstill, the
natives are in panic and it is feared
that at any moment the government
troops will attack the rebels in the
city and the civil population will suf-
fer. 4, ...s
Honolulu star-bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1912-2010, 1916-04-06
RUBBER.

The Waterhouse Company has re,
ceived q cablegram frcm Singapore
giving the price of crude rubber there
yesterday as 77 cents.
Last Monday the price ir New
York was 81 cents and, as there is
usually a difference of 10 or 15 cents
between there and Singapore, this ca.
blegram probably means rise said
F. T. p. Waterhouse this afternoon.
s6id. fExdividend. tUnquoted. :.
Honolulu star-bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1912-2010, 1916-04-06
BRUTE MURDERS
AGED women IN
SEATTLE HOME
Associated Press BY Federal wirslersl

SEATTLE, Wash, April 6.-Mry.
Corinne Wheeler. aged rs, and her
sister, Mrs. Kate Swift, So. we're muir
dered in their home last night The
murderer used hammer They were
robbed of $4,000, which they had hid
den in money belts.
Honolulu star-bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1912-2010, 1916-04-06
GERMAN CHANCELLOR LAYS DOWN CONDITIONS OF PEACE
NEW YORK STOCK
MARKET TODAY

Following are the closing prices OF
stocks on the New York market to-
day, sent by the Associated Press over
the Federal Wireless:
Honolulu star-bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1912-2010, 1916-04-06
FUNSTON Wants
RECRUITS, QUICK
Associated Press by Federal Wireless

IAsSoCIaLeu EIeSS Uy skeueIA "leIoss1.
WASHINGTON, d. c., April 10
Gen. Funston today made a request
for recruits under the authorization
to get 10000. They are to be dis
tributed along the border, the regulars
being depleted by the detachments
now in Mexico. ..-. -. -. ......
Honolulu star-bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1912-2010, 1916-04-06

Friday. April IA. at 9 o'clock in the
morning has been set for the hearing
of petition of the Guardian Trust
Company to sell property of the estate
of H. NJ. Kaniho. The hearing will
be in Judge Whitney's court.
Honolulu star-bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1912-2010, 1916-04-06

ination, due to the fact that there was
a vacancy through the death of the
Schofeld officer. .. --. -
Honolulu star-bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1912-2010, 1916-04-06

BERLIN, Germany, April Seer
man Zeppelins last night bombarded
a battery near Hull. destroying the
iron works near Whitby, after which
they returned to their base.
Honolulu star-bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1912-2010, 1916-04-06
zEPPELINS RAID
ENGLAND AGAIN

ASSOCIATED Press by Federal wirelessI
LONDON. Eng, April 6-A night
Zeppelin raid was made on England
last night, with the result that so far
as reported but one person was killed
and eight injured.
Honolulu star-bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1912-2010, 1916-04-06

Additional and overnight tsIe.
graph news on Pibs q
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tcontinued on page tsol
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CONTINUED on page twoJ
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MAILS

From San Francisco:
U.S.S. Supply. Apr. 6
For San Francisco
Ventura, April IL.
From Vancouver:
Makura, April 10.
For Vancouver:
Niagara, Apr. %.
The Grenada sentinel. [volume] (Grenada, Miss.) 1868-1955, 1916-06-16
MarWiCk.NaSOn.

On Wednesday morning. June Is, at
the residence of Mrs. }. NJ Williams,
the aged grandmother Of the bride.
Prof. j. G. Warwick and Miss Lucy
Mason We're married Rev. +. A. Tuck
er officiating. There were but a few
close relatives of the family present.
The groom is well educated and 4
young man of splendid connections and
of fine promise. For some time he has
been at the head of the agricultural
high school at Lena, Miss. and has ac-
cepted a place at a similar but larger
school in Warren county. Mrs War
wick is a daughter of Mrs. K. NJ Ma
son who is not only an excellent lady
but the widow of Mr. K. NJ. Mason.
who was one of the county's best and
most dependable citizens. She has
been connected with the school under
the direction of Mr.. Warwick and IS
lady not only of exceptional intellectu-
ality but of those estimabe traits of
character that never fail to make their
impress upon the mind of every dis
corning person.
The Sentinel wishes for Mr.. and Mrs.
Warwick the realization Of their high
est hopes in life.
The Grenada sentinel. [volume] (Grenada, Miss.) 1868-1955, 1916-06-16
BIG DAY IN GRENADA
ON JUNE II
Demonstrations in Canning Tomatoes.
Beans. Beats, and in MAKING
Soup Mixtures. Etc.

All members of the canning clubs
and ladies clubs thruout the county are
expected to be in Grenada on Saturday.
June II, at which time Mss Reeves.
the State Specialist Agent in canning.
will be present and will be ready and
willing to answer all questions asked
about canning. Housekeepers cannot
afford to miss being present on this
day. All country people will bring
| their dinner and il will be served on
the grounds. The county canning
clubs will have singing contest; the
winning club to receive blue ribbon.
/ A cordial invitation is extended 80 all
to be present and see and hear what
the club girls and ladies are doing.
The farm demonstrator is trying to
complete arrangements so that we car
dis tribute the baby beeves on this day
1t is hoped that he will be able to do
this.
The program will begin at 10 a. m.
on Saturday, June l6, at the court
house yard. The program for the day
is as follows:
1000 a. m. Address of Welcome.
Presentation Of Rest Room to County
Ladies.
Reports from Club Presidents.
Demonstration canning tomatoes a.
home anG IN club work Miss Reeves
cautions about canning
1900 m. Dinner.
200 p. m. Song Contest.
Club Games.
200 P. IN. demonstration. Canning
beans, beets, soup mixture. and Dixie
Relish.
The Grenada sentinel. [volume] (Grenada, Miss.) 1868-1955, 1916-06-16
Kept Wedding a Secret.

The relatives and friends of Miss
Kate James in Grenada and Grenada
county were greatly surprised a few
days ago at the announcement of her
marriage to Mr.. c. c. Milan of Mem
phis and that this important function
had taken place April 26 and had been
kept secret until now. Mr.. Milan is
said to be splendid gentleman and he
enjoys the absolute confidence of his
employers, the large undertaking firm
OF Hoist Bros. & Hinton OF Memphis.
Mrs. Milan is Grenada county lady.
She is an exceptionally fine character.
BY her own efforts she equipped her.
self as trained nurse and it gives The
Sentinel pleasure to congratulate both
Mr.. and Mrs. Milan on this happy
event.
The Grenada sentinel. [volume] (Grenada, Miss.) 1868-1955, 1916-06-16
An Oklahoma Weddinq.

marriage in which not few Gre
nadlans are interested took place on
the evening of June 5 at the home of
the brides parents, Mr.. and Mrs. A. 2.
Mangum in Muskogee, Okla, when
Mr.. H. A. Lewis made Miss Bessv p
Sykes his wife. The lovely home was
very beautifully decorated and the
wedding is referred to by the press of
that city as one of the prettiest that
has been solemnized there for years.
Mr.. Lewis is one of the leading men of
that section one one of the most promi-
nent business factors in that part of
Oklahoma.
Mrs. Lewis grew to womanhood in
Grenada and has a large circle of
friends who will be.very much interest
ed in her marriage. MIR. and Mrs.
Lewis expect to stop over in Grenada
sometime before their honeymoon is
concluded to visit their uncles, Messrs
Cas-. and T. E. Heath.
The Grenada sentinel. [volume] (Grenada, Miss.) 1868-1955, 1916-06-16
Married

On Monday afternoon at the residence
of the brides parents, Mr.. and Mrs.
!. 3. keeton of this city. Mr.. r. ri.
McCormlck and Mrs. Maggie McCor-
mick were united in the bonds of holy
Wedlock, Rev. j. w. Lee officiating.
The groom was reared in this county
and is one of the sturdy citizens of this
county and a well-to-do, progressive
farmer. Mrs. Mccormick is fine
christian woman and has those beauti-
ful traits of character that mean that
her heart and life will be in her home
and that it will be her aim and ambition
to make those of her household her first
concern.
The Sentinel tenders congratulations.
The Grenada sentinel. [volume] (Grenada, Miss.) 1868-1955, 1916-06-16

part of the county have already said
that they endorse what we did. We
are acting for the people and we hope
that all will make it a point to post
themselves and to act as cautiously as
we have tried to do. It is your work
and we believe that we have undertaken
something that means not only good
for all of us but for our children who
are to come after US. Let us awake
and 60 forward.
W. A. Odom,
]. E. Carpenter,
W. v. Horton,
D. r. Childers,
L. T. Hayden.
Supervisore for Grenada County.
Grenada, Miss, June 9. 1916.
The Grenada sentinel. [volume] (Grenada, Miss.) 1868-1955, 1916-06-16
Masonic Picnic June %.

The Sentinel has been requested to
announce that there will be Masonic
picnic at Spring Lake Friday, June 23
All Masons and their families are in
vited. The meats and the stew will be
provided by the Lodge but the ladies
are requested to supply the baskets.
Let everybody who can arrange TO be
on hand and make the day one of re-
creation and social pleasure.
The Grenada sentinel. [volume] (Grenada, Miss.) 1868-1955, 1916-06-16
The Death of a Little Child.

The friends and relatives of the FAM
lily of H. E. Bibb of the Sparta com
munity fee! the tenderest sympathy
for them in the death of their ittis
two year old son which occurred last
Friday night. Interment was had the
next day at the Sparta church buryins
ground.
The Grenada sentinel. [volume] (Grenada, Miss.) 1868-1955, 1916-06-16

For Sale at Bargain.
One "C0lt" Standard Acetylene Gas
Generator, piping and fixtures. Strict
guarantee. Phone 280.
6-a-2t E, A. Meaders & Co.
The Grenada sentinel. [volume] (Grenada, Miss.) 1868-1955, 1916-06-16

If you want to see the one you are
looking for, go round to Pressgrove' s
Saturday.
The Grenada sentinel. [volume] (Grenada, Miss.) 1868-1955, 1916-06-16
Will Stand Stallion.

] will stand my stallion at Tatum.
season 1916. Fee $40 for guarantee.
1-2S-21t j. f. Thomson.
The Grenada sentinel. [volume] (Grenada, Miss.) 1868-1955, 1916-06-16

Six room cottage newly painted an,
recentlv undergone repairs. Apply t
w. B. Blst. 6-l6-tf
The Detroit times., 1916-02-18
HE HAS A MILLION!
II wish I had a million."

II wish I had a million"
30 said one young fellow to an
other as they dropped into street
car seats the other night.
We overheard the remark-so We
had Satterfield draw a picture Of a
fellow with a million. Here II is.
Not very happy-looking chap. IL
he7 Seems TO be kind of lonesome
like, sitting on pile Of scade far
beyond the warming rays Of the sun
OF human happiness.
Hasn't got anybody to drop in OF
an evening and smoke a pipe and
talk politics and baseball and war.
Hasn't go. anybody to Chamber on
the side OF his chair and say. Dad
dy. ride me on your FOOT" Hasn't
got anybody TO suggest a trip to
Belle Isle with tire missus and the
kids.
He's too far away from the folks
he used 10 know fwe're assuming
he's the seli.made brand OF million
airel.
Suppose. young fellow. you had
your million suppose you had won
your way TO tho socalled top by the
methods by which millions are
usually won
You'd never drop In for game
OF pool with the chap around the
corner.
You'd never ride home In the
street car with the fellow we saw
you talking to.
You'd never see your Riddles wait
ing mt the window when you got
home late from work.
n you really want 70 know how II
probably seems to be a millionaire
Go and stay for "a hours on the
roof OF the Dime Bank building.
The Detroit times., 1916-02-18
eDiToR1AL PAe

of the Michigan men while they were
here working Lincoln's birthday over
time. or did you find anything in the
New York speech of Elihu Root that
Qiyes to understand that the men VINO
were responsible for the betrayal, dis
grace and downfall of the Republican
party have been read out of its ranks
forever?
Or did you find anything in these
speeches TO convince you OF an apprecla-
ton on the part of these speakers that
these men will have to be fired from the
party before it can ever regain Its old
place in the confidence of the people ?
There's got To be a grand old party
housekeeping before the grand old party
is ever restored to power.
The fact cannot be cried down with
talk against President Wilson or anybody
else, because it is foreign to the issue,
which issue is whether this is to remain
the kind of government which cost the
blood of the Colonists.
The people want representation In
Washington.
That's the idea.
They DIDN'T get it in Chicago four
wears ago. and they DID get 1t in Balti-
more.
That's the further idea and that's why
they elected Democratic president
Put it the other way and say that is
why they REJECTED THE NOMINEE
OF THE CHICAGO CONVENTION.
Representation is the word.
And better representation than has
been keynoted up to date.
We aren't arguing with the four gen.
tlemen.
We're Just telling them.
The Detroit times., 1916-02-18
WESTERN JUSTICE FOR THE EAST

big and rich merchant OF New York. VINO
was convicted OF smuggling s1o0o.ooo worth OF
fine merchandise into the United States was
fined $4,000. Had he got away with II, M
doubtless other rich New York merchants have
done and will do again. Uncle Sam would have
beep cheated of customs duties 10 four Ave
times the amount OF the fine.
The same federal Judge sentenced poor syr-
ian musician to seven months In jail for not de-
ciaring a cheap musical instrument.
We have found Just the place for that Califor-
mia Justice Of the peace who sent Millionaire
SpreckeIs son and heir TO jail Tor violating an
auto ordinance with the remark that fning rich
men for breaking the statutes was merely selling
them the right to do 40 entirely too cheap, or
words 10 that effect Make him a New York
Federal Judge to try smuggling cases and we
will bet our last Lincoln penny several rich
merchants and maybe society dame or two
will receive an awful shock ere long. But they
will be iaw.abiding citizens ever after. which Ia
something.
The Detroit times., 1916-02-18
Victim of Chivalry

A certain chivalrous Scranton man gave UP
his seat in a car TO a woman and stood on the
platform.
The car struck curve, the man was thrown
of; and now, when he sues the company for
damages the companys lawyer says. "Unfor-
tunately, the laws of nice department sometimes
are incompatible with the statutes"
This sounds good deal like quotation from
diplomatic defense by foreign oelhgerent
for the sinking of American ship.
In the sacred name OF justice. can't we IND
some way to keep our lawyers from plagiariz-
ing the language and methods OF diplomatic US
age?
The Detroit times., 1916-02-18
Pointed Paragraphs

You seldom meet married man
who admits that he knows II all
The right kind of girl doesn't
need to walt for leap year,
Men deliberately lie. while women
merely suppress the truth
The stage is all right Il is the
public that needs eleyating.
More men are willing TO say moth
ing than 10 amputate wood with a
saw.
Put a man under the X-ray ma
caine If you would mud out what Is
Ia him.
Many a woman popularity with
the s,erner sex is due To a rumoI
that she has money.
The man who is always tellins
what lot Of good he would do II
he had the money never has any
Sometimes the world thinks a mar
wise simply because he doesn't make
the mistake Of talking when he ha'
nothing 10 say
Unless you have unlimited conn
dence in your appetite it's unwise
10 order scrambled eggs in a care
less restaurant
A wise girl never let's the young
man she has spotted for her owr
see her with her hair in curl papers
until after the parsou has said his
fatal words.
The Detroit times., 1916-02-18
The Keep Well Column
BATHING

by driving the blood to the brain
makes one feel keen and alert. Cold
bathing is a powerful tonic TO the
skin since il trains the blood YES
sells TO respond quickly 10 changes
in temperatures.
People who can stand cold baths
regularly are likely TO be harder
and much less subject to colds than
others,
In the matter of bathing, however.
Il must be remembered that the
body should be stimulated by cold
but not chilled too much. A cold
bath should be followed by reac.
tion. the blood vessels OF the skin
enlarging again and the skin becom-
ing warm and glowing.
Brisk rubbing with towel helps
to secure this reaction. II no reac-
tion follows, the bath was too cold
or too prolonged
The Detroit times., 1916-02-18
A Poem a Day
TnE HAND or CON.

THE HAND oF GOD.
(From the Statuary. by Rodinl.
With lump OF mire in Thy hand.
With Yeast OF love Thy seed.
The dough of Life Thou knead
And bake 10 forms that understand.
That heart and heart are compile
ments.
And each with each perfect
whole.
That soul aud soul are supplements.
And each with each attain your
goal.
So ere the Sea Of Life doth toss
Predestined souls OF fate.
Hither and thither tiil mate
And mate each others path doth
cross.
While crossing. heart meets heart
with thrill.
And mutely tells OF eternal bliss.
OF love and life with each Go MI;
Thus love and life was sealed with
William Lepson.
The Detroit times., 1916-02-18
WHAT HE WOULD DO

AS the subject for their weekly essay the
schoolmaster asked his pupils 70 say what they
would do II they had 100000
At once all heads bent, save one. and
pens scratched busily. The one exception was
little Willie. He calmly doing nothing, twid
ding his fingers and watching the flies on the
ceiling
Az the end OF the time the teacher collected
the paper and Willie handed over blank sheet
"IFow's this Willie7' asked the teacher. is
this your essay Why. all the others have writ
ten At least two sheets, while you do nothing"
WELL" replied Willie, that's what I would
do IN I were n millionalre,"