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The Washington times., 1916-01-29

A leap year dance will be given
next Tuesday evening at Odd Fellows
Hall by committee of which w. A.
Waters and James Hasson are mem
beFB.
The Washington times., 1916-01-29

St Nary's AIUmnae Association will
give a benefit theater party at Poli's
Theater on next Tuesday night. A
large number Of tickets have been sold
The Washington times., 1916-01-29
From Foul Line
To Pit
lRoEToWN CoMMnRcIAL 1EAGuE.

Totals. 40 Sg5silsl Totals. i5S i90'llS
~. ana q. supply won roll-off
BUREAU OF ENGRAVING AND PRINTING
LEACIfE
The Washington times., 1916-01-29

Mrs. Maria Woodward's funeral
took place this afternoon from her
home, 31S South Lee street. and was
conducted by the Rev. John L. ALI
son. pastor of the Second Presby-
terian Church.
The Washington times., 1916-01-29

The dance of the Alexandria Assem-
bly, given last night at the T1lk's Audit
torium was the last of the season. It
The Washington times., 1916-01-29

STech's basketers defeated the
Alumni team while the reserves
handed the HyattsVille High School,
team licking. The score OF the
hrst game was 40 to 20. while the
reserves swon by a. to 2S.
The Washington times., 1916-01-29

With Mtier and Knudsen in for
wards positions. Williamson in CEN
ter and Gtbney and Gilmartin in the
guards positions Coach Clancy, OF A.
\. F., believes he has a winning COM
bination TheT Connecticut avenue
lads have beeUf unable TO place this
combination In the field this season.
knudsen had the grip and was forced
out of the line-ub. Yesterday Miller
was held on the sidelines while VII.
6Ana2on Is out with a bad knee.
The Washington times., 1916-01-29

Alva Aerie, No. ST1, FraternAI Order
of Eagles. and Washington AerIe. No.
l25. have completed arrangements for
sn oyster roast TO he held on Febru-
ary q. at the home of Washing ton
aerie.
The Washington times., 1916-01-29

Business won its last start under DIR.
hudson at the Arcade yesterday with a
team composed of green players with
ono exception. st. Adams was the VIC
tim by a % to 16 score. and IL Bill Mac
Donald, the Business center. had been
covered properly st. Adams might have
been returned a winner. The contest
was close throughout. Captain Glessner
was out of the line-up. as was Bill Gull
liRan and Karl Wassmann. and Business
was pushed to the limit for a win. chief
honors going to Macdonald.
The Washington times., 1916-01-29

The Rev. DR.. y. jackson. of War
renton, Va, will occupy the pulpit at
both services of the First Baptist
Church tomorrow.
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1916-06-17
THIS TABBY IS REAL FISHER
Maryland Cat Wades Boldly Into
Stream In Search Of lts
Prey.

Hancock, Mo-. has cat that fishes.
Different from felines that have been
known to stand on the bank and try
to grab fish with their claws. this tab
by wades boldly amidstream and
awaits prey.
Yesterday the cat was fishing in the
little creek that runs through Han
cock near the old Eastern or Gilleece
hotel property, emptying into the Po-
tomac through a .culvert under the ca
nal at that point. HThe cat stood mo-
tionless for several minutes. and then
pounced on fish with both paws.
The fish jumped several feet out of the
water, its body shimmering In the sun
light. 1t was then readily caught by
the cat, which waded to the shore with
it's dinner in Its mouth. This particu-
lar tabby has obtained quite repu-
tation as a fisher.
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1916-06-17
Things Are Not as They Seem.

The unpronouncable names of the
Mexican and European war zones have
nothing on the name of City Engineer
Jeup. His mail has come addressed
to every name from Mr.. b. Gee Up to
Mr.. B. Jesus, but 1t remained for an
Indianapolis teacher to spend year
In digging out his identity.
For months she had heard fellow
teacher speak Of her brother-inlaw,
Mr.. Yorp. During the recent via
duct trouble his opinions on the mat.
ter were quoted frequently. For
months this teacher had also read of
Mr.. Jeup, the city engineer.
Finally, when the viaduct troubles
had reached their climax, she scanned
the papers eagerly every evening to
see how much longer she would have
to walk across. Engineer Jup held
exactly the opinions of Mr.. Yorp.
Suddenly light burst on her befud-
died brain. Rushing up to her teach
er friend, she asked eagerly. How
does your brother-inlaw, Mr.. Yorp,
spell his name?"
"Jeup," came the answer with a
mild look of surprise.
Eureka! Mr.. Yorp, the brother.in-
law, was Mr.. Jup, the city engineer.
But the name was Yoip. Oh as in Oil.
Can you pronounce it?-Indianapolis
News.
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1916-06-17
Wants to Develop Her Soul.

Defying paternal authority and SCOT
Ing present-day methods of education.
Miss Violette Wilson, daughter OF j.
Stitt Wilson, the former mayor or
Berkeley, has withdrawn from the
University Of California. She an
nounced that 1t was her intention to
develop her own soul and that she in
tended to get an education from real
life and not one the whole significance
Of which lay in a college diploma. Miss
Wilson registered In letters and sci
ences at the university last August,
but after few months decided that
her studies were hampering rather
than assisting her mental growth. So.
despite the wishes of her parents, she
left the classroom.-Sa Francisco
Chronicle.
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1916-06-17
Horse Has Rastime Habit.

A horse has an ear for music. A
Cleveland horse has preference for
ragtime. When he heard the notes of
a popular song from monograph the
other day in a store he fox-trotted
right across the sidewalk, dragging a
Wells-Fargo express wagon after him.
The wagon became wedged in the
door, and the animal, unmindful OF
the screams of women and shouts Of
clerks, set his ears forward and lis
tened to the song, allowing himself to
be led away by Joseph Davis, the driv-
er, only when the monograph had
been shut off.
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1916-06-17
Tommy Learns to Eat Frogs.

From the French comrades British
soldiers In Macedonia have learned to
appreciate the value of frogs as sup
plement to the bill of fare. The hind
legs served on toast make an excellent
savory.
The men enjoy the sport Of catching
the frogs with bits of meat tied to the
end of string. The sport, besides
providing a welcome addition to the
cuisine. helps to reduce the strength OF
the froggy chorus, whose carols make
night hideous.-London Globe.
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1916-06-17
70 BE EFFICIENTLY MARRIED
Course Of Domestic Training for Bach
elors Who Are Contemplating
Matrimony.

In the Woman's Home Companion
is an article entitled How l Made a
Good Husband of My Son." in which
the writer lays down some rules for
course of domestic training for bach
elors who are thinking Of being mar
ried.
Besides heating the house." he
says, "a man should have thorough
theoretical, and a simple practical,
knowledge of plumbing, so he can be
beyond the mercy of an ignorant or
dishonest plumber. The upkeep OF all
the furniture is your province; you
should be able to replace caster
automatically. or in your sleep put on
the pun Of bureau drawer.
"Of course he will not call in .
painter when floors or woodwork need
painting or a man to replace panes
of glass or put up shelves, or any Of
the smaller tinkering around the
house, any more than his wife should
hire a woman to darn the stockings
or do the small mending.
zone Of his most important duties
Is to see that each window and door
is properly screened. He should keep
all the shades in proper order and see
that the windows work easily and
smoothly, also keep the locks Of all
doors In perfect order. He should
have a general knowledge Of building
materials, SO he will be able to advise
his carpenter. Naturally, too, he will
keep the knives in proper condition,
and no young man should wait until
he is married to learn how to carve"
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1916-06-17
June IL, 1915.

French won great two days bat
tie near Souchez.
Russians retreated over own Dor
der from Galicia toward Tarnogrod.
Italians took heights Of PLAYA on
Isonzo and MorI, near Rovereto.
British repuIsed Turks led by
Germans on GaIllpoll.
Austrian submarine torpedoed
and sank italian submarine Me-
dusa.
British submarine sank three
Turkish transports loaded with
troops.
Sub. Lieut.. Warneford killed by
fall Of hls aeropIane.
French avlators bombarded Ger.
man forces at oIvenehy.
italian dIrigibIes bombarded Aus
trIan positions at Monte santo and
Gradlsca.
June is, 1915.
Allies made strong concerted at
tack on Germans between Ypres
and Arras.
Battle for Lemberu ragged along
fortified line at orodek.
Tarnoorod taken by Teutons.
AustrIans took offensive against
Italians, repuIslng them near PLAYA.
italians sheIIed oradisea.
italian fleet bombarded DaIma-
tIan islands.
Austrian squadron shelled italian
coast towns but was driven of.
British steamer AiIsa sunk by
submarine.
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1916-06-17
JaybIrd Robs Mail Box.

Admission federal officers are won
dering II they must begin search for
jaybird guilty of robbing the mails.
A postman placed letter In the box
of Dave Young, Twenty-first and Mo-
bile streets, and then long came q
jaybird and took 1t out. II the jay.
bird can be identified. the case may
come before the next session of the
federal grand jury.-Anniston (Ala.)
Dispatch to Atlanta Journal:
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1916-06-17
F RECKLES
Row Il the Time te Get Ria Of These

There's no longer the slightest need OF
feeling Ashamed of your freckles. a. the
prescription othine--doubls strengths
guaranteed to remove these homeiy spots
Simply get an ounce OF othine-doubls
little OF II night and morning and you
should soon see that even the worst freckles
ones have vanished entirely. 1t 10 seldom
that more than one ounce 10 needed TO COM
pleteiy clear the skin and gain beautiful
clear complexion.
Be sure to ask for the double strength
othine. this II sold under guarantee OF
money back II It fails to remove freckieA--
Adv.
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1916-06-17
Frcddie's Funny Thought.

PA, what's 1t mean to follow your
nose?'"
1T means to go the way your nose
points"
Then II our pug should try to follow
his nose, guess he'd turn q back
somersault. Boston Evening Tran
script.
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1916-06-17
June 16, 1915.


British resumed offensive near
Ypres, capturing trenches.
French made big gains In the
vosges and In other places.
Teutonic drive toward Lemberg
continued through Niemerow.
Austrlans held Italians In check
along the Isonzo.
Turkish artillery battered allies
at Avi Burnu.
German submarine sank British
steamer Strathnairn; % lost.
German aeroplanes bombed
Nancy, BeIfort and ST. Die.
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1916-06-17
Wrouo Direction.

did the girls father put his foot
down when you told him you wanted
to marry herr"
mo; would have much preferred
It II he had, but he put II up"
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1916-06-17

A man with crouch never misses
an opportunity to advertise 1t.
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1916-06-17

FITS, EPILEPSY. FALLING SICKNESS
Stopped Quickly. Fifty years of uninterrupted
sns 81 R Rs Msdi FREE %
KLINE COMPANY, Red Bank, N. J.-Adv,
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1916-06-17

"Oh. conductor. that cigar has fal-
len on my dress and Il II smoking!"
Smoking IL not allowed in this car,
madam. so win have to put you out"
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1916-06-17

Marriage may be either an eye
opener or an eye-blackener.
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1916-06-17
An Eye for Beauty.

HAS he sense of fairness?'
Goodness, yes! He can tell them q
block away"
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1916-06-17

Give US an Easter bonnet in this
world and we'll take chances on get
ting q halo In the next.
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1916-06-17
What is Castoria

ASTORA harmless substitute for Castor Oil, Paregoric Drops
and Soothing 6yups Pleasant contains neither Opium.
Morphine other Narcotic substance s i II
destroys Dahoa
Collie relieves Tsshing Troubles Constipation and Flauncy
asats Food regulates the Stomach giving healthy
sleep Tho chndren's Panacea-The Mothers Friend.
Kind Have Always Bought which has in
his its infancy Allow deceive this
All limitations good" but Experiments that
tribe with and endanger the health Of Infants and
Chldren-Exp1ience against Experiment IT. ZZHIl-A
Genuine Castoria always bears tho signature Of ezX </
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1916-06-17
June is, 1915.

Severe but inconeluslve fighting
around Arras.
Austro-Germans renewed great
drive In GaIicia, taking Mosciska.
Italians repulsed Austrian attack
at Monfalcone.
Court Of Inquiry on LusItania
opened In London.
Allied aeropIanes bombarded
Karlsruhe.
Zeppelin raid on northeast coast
Of England; 16 killed.
House Of commons voted war
credit Of $t,25o,o0o, 900.
Former Premier venizelos won
Greek elections.
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1916-06-17

? Proof.
Title-Is he man of the hour?-
Tattle-Yep; he always keeps his
eye on the clock-Judge.
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1916-06-17
His Mistake.

How did you lose your last jobf"
II was fred for making mistake"
THAT seems unfair. We are all IL
able to mistakes."
Eyes, but told the boss that he
couldn't get along without me."-De-
troit Free Press.
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1916-06-17
June II, 1915.

Germans reoalned trenches at
souchez and repulsed French on
Lorette hills.
Maokensen attacked Russians In
Middle 0alicla, breaking their line
and taking 10000 prisoners.
Austrlans won fights along the
Dniester.
Italians occupied Valentino In
Carnia.
British, French and Danish YES
sells sunk by submarines.
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1916-06-17
We Three.

We Three.
Sentry (at Remopnt Camp)-Haltf
Who goes theref
Weary voice-one friend ana tive
mules.
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1916-06-17
Her Kind

tf Her Kind.
rs this Girl given 1t all to reflec-
tionf- s. :
Watch her and try to catch her
passing any kind OF q mirror IN
sight"
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1916-06-17
THE EUROPEAN WAR A
YEAR AGO THIS WEEK
juno II, 1915.

June u, 1915.
Germans reoained lost ground
north Of Arras and had successes
elsewhere In West.
Italians advanced toward Trent
and Trieste.
British steamer and three traw-
Iers sunk by submarines.
Austrian avIators bombarded
Bari and MonopolI.
Or. Dernburo sailed from Amer
lea.
Russians left Bukowlna.
Juno 10, 1915.
French took strongly fortified
ridge near Souchex.
Germans bombarded Scissors
and LunevIlle.
Italians began bombarding Goritz
Notifications.
Russians drove back the Turks
In the Caucasus.
Teutons attacked Russians north
Of Przemysl and west Of Warsaw.
One Norwegian and two British
vessels sunk by submarines.
italian airship seriously damaged
Austrian naval station at PoIa.
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1916-10-20
.DARKEN YOUR
GRAY HAIR
Have Beautiful, Soft Hair of a.
Even Dark Shade.

Not even a trace of gray shows in
your hair after a few applications Of
Q-Ban Hair Color Restorer to hair
and scalp. Q-Ban Is no dye. is harm
less, but makes scalp and hair healthy
and restores the natural color glands.
II your hair is gray. streaked with
gray. faded. dry. bleached. thin or
falling. apply Q-Ban as directed on
label. Soon all your gray hair and
entire head of hair gradually turns
to an even. beautiful dark shade.
leaving all your hair healthy. funny,
soft, radiant. thick, full OF life. fascl-
mating; so evenly dark and handsome
no one will suspect you used Q-Ban.
Also stops dandruff and falling hair.
Sold on a money-back guarantee.
Only SOC for big bottle at Wells
and Haymaker Co, Clarksburg, w.
Va. Out Of town people supplied by
parcel post--Advertisement.
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1916-10-20

SUNK BY MINE
In the English Channel but the
Passengers Are Believed
to Be Safe.

NEW YORK. Oct. 2O.-Thc Cunard
liner Albania has been sunk by a mino
in the English channel between Fal-
mouth and London. according to cable
adviccs TO the Clinard line here,
The Albania sailed from this port
October Z with passengers. but the line
officials believe that they were all
landed at Falmouth. according to the
usual custom.
Captain Bonnlson and some OF the
crew were saved. according TO the
cable message. hut some are missing.
The Albania called ut Falmouth on
Tuesday and was on It's way to Lon
don when II struck the mine sometime
this morning.
The text OF the message received
from the Liverpool olIicc Of the Cunard
limo indicated that there were some
passengers aboard but that they were
saved II read:
albania struck mine in channel
this morning, Sunk before noon. Pas
sengcrs and majority Of crew saved.
Several missing"
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1916-10-20
Bremen LOST
BY an Accident and is Not Cap.
tured German Diplomats
Now Believe.

WASHINGTON. Oct. 20.-I.oss OF
the German submarine merchantmen
Breben virtually has been conceded
by ranking Teutonlc diplomats in 20
sition to be familiar with the move
ments OF the vessel. The Bremen is
now one month over due.
One official said 1t was considered
most likely that the Bremen had met
the fate OF number OF naval sub
marines which had sailed from port
never to be heard from again. These
vessels have disappeared completely
and none OF the members OF their
crews have been reported as being in
the detention camps CT the Allies. It
is presumed that they had some acci-
dent which caused them to sink.
Another argument advanced in sup
port OF the belief that the Bremen
had met with an accident rather than
capture was that II had aboard a
number OF important documents for
the German embassy here which
would probably have been made pub
lie had they fallen into the hands OF
the British.
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1916-10-20
ANAEMIC People
Ned More Irnn In ~ Rlnnd


II you are anaemic. you need moro
iron in your blood, and the tell-talq
symptoms are a pale face. -colorless
lips. asheh finger males, poor circula-
ton. and short breath. and more
serious diseases are easily contracted
when in this condition.
Mr.. ", II. Hodges. OF Kansas City.
Mo, says:-"I suffered from the ef-
fects Of bad blood. was rundown.
dizzy, had headaches and did not feel
ike working. had tried Beef Iron
and Wine without any help. After
taking Vinol four days noticed an
improvement and its continued use
built IN my blood and my bad feel
ings disappeared like magic"
The bad effects OF poor. devltalized
blood cannot be oNerestimatod and
II is the beef and cod liver poptonos.
iron and manganese pcptonntes and
glycerophosphatcs contained in Vinol
that enriches the blood, improves the
circulation and in this natural man
ner builds up health and strength.
Try 1t on our guarantee. Stone and
Mercer. Druggists. Clarksburg. W. Va.
Also at the leading drug store In all
West Virginia towns Advertise
ment,
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1916-10-20
MORE RHEUMATISM
THAN EVER BEFORE

ClergyInen, Lawyers, Brokers, Me
chanics and Merchants Stricken.
Our good old friend Rheumatic is
having his inning this year, and a
few words of caution from one who
knows all about 1t may not be amiss.
wear rubbers in damp weather; keep
your feet dry; drink plenty Of lem
onade. and avoid strong alcoholic
drinks.
II rheumatism gets you, or sciatlca,
and you have sharp twinges, gnawing
pain or swollen joints or muscles, you
can get rid of all agony in just few
days by taking one-half teaspoonful
OF Rheuma once a day.
All druggists know about Rheuma:
it's harmless, yet powerful; cheap, yet
sure, and a 50-cent bottle will last
long time. Ask wells-Haymaker Co.,
or any Observation-Disclosures.
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1916-10-20
ORDER
Is Awarded to a Submarine
Commander for Sinking
Many Vessels.

BERLIN Oct. 2O.-The order OF
Pour lie Merite has been awarded
Lieutenant Commander Arnaul de La
Perriere. commander OF the submarine
U-35 for his achievements in sinking
l26 vessels. totalling 10000 tons.
Among the vessels destroyed by the
u-36 were one French and one English
small cruisers. While assigned to the
Mediterranean. Commander Perrlere
sand number OF loaded transports,
munition supply ships and eleven
armed merchantmen. He is credited
with fighting seventeen battles and in
one voyage destroyed $1,000 tons OF
shipping and brought home four can
nan as prizes.
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1916-10-20
That is What the British Sol,
dierS and Their Leaders
Say Now.

BRITISH FRONT IN FRANCE, Oct.
IS, via London. Oct 2O.-The war will
last another year. according to the
concensus of opinion among the Brit
ish soldiers and their leaders. 1t is
also the opinion of the Germans, if
the views Of prisoners count for any
thing. Before the grand offensive
started high authority informed the
correspondent of the Associated Press
that the German line would not be
broken this summer and that slow
operations wearing down the Germans
would be inaugurated and would PROC
ably last through another summer.
With the approach Of winter conditions
this officer recalled his prediction and
speaking of the situation today he said :
I'VE know that the German re-
sources were and what ours were and
the time required to force a decisive
victory for our arms is matter Of
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1916-10-20
WAR MAY LAST
ANOTHER YEAR

calculation"
German prisoners taken during the
summer invariably spoke of peace be-
ing a certainty in the autumn. They
regarded the Somme front as a final
effort OF the Allies for decision and
that after 1t peace would be made,
Their tone has been entirely different
Of late. They recognize that 1t is a
fight 10 the finish between the man
powers and resources of the two foes
and that an ultimate decision will
come from the fearful attrltion on the
western front, which now will allow
no itnermission until the end.
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1916-10-20
KISSING
Is Resented by French Marines
by the Arrest of Fifteen
Greeks.

LONDON, Oct. 20.-Fifteen arrests
were made by French marines in the
streets of Athens Tuesday night after
they were Kissed as they we're march
ing through one of the principal thor
oughfares, according to the version Of
the incident given by the correspon-
dent at Athens OF the Exchange Tele-
graph Company. The arrests were
made in the course of bayonet charge
which dispersed the demonstrators
says the correspondent. who adds that
Greek troops witnessed the occurrence
without interfering.
The Greek cabinet has protested
against the arrests.
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1916-10-20
CAPTAIN K!LLEl
When British Steamer is Sunk
by Submarine but His
Body is Landed.
rsr assee,.rrp rstso

WASHINGTON, Oct Dispatches
TO the state department Thursday re-
port the sinking Of the British steamer
Kennett by submarine and the land
ing Of the body OF It's captain. Tho
sinking Of the steamer Damia, pre-
sumably Norwegian. also was reported
sunk by submarine, and the Swed-
ish steamer Norma was reported dis
abled south Of Drogdcn light by It's
propellers becoming entangled in nets
stretched by the British to trap sub
marines.