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The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1916-05-24
DlRNNE HOT WAITER
TIFF YOU DESTIRE A
ROSY COMPLEyHON
Says we can't help but look
better and feel better
after an inside bath.

To zoos .., best and ...f ..'
nrt i~ 200 ,n... an inside 1pfn each
murniuE tu H.y-h from the system
the p@ro,ious las waste. sour fcr-
moutatIuus tuI poisonous 'ustn. u'.
fot" i' I- absorbed into the blood
Just e. coal nhtu it buiH- l.is,,
hrhIuI o. certain amount of iucum-
bust'u m1l'r.l In the IuruI CO., Hsur.
ga IN, food ana drink taken each d1s
leave iu the ti'moutar, orgtus 90 ,'r-
'tail amount OF md s'silhl' material
which U not eliminated, form tuNIu-
'Ud poisson. which are th'H sucked
mt, the bioui through the yer, duets
Wntch are intended 10 -uck iu uui'
n"rrishmont r0 sustain the body
II you want &" so"- the viow ul
H"althN bloom IN ,our chccHs &" src
your skin gct clearer 90 clearer you
are trld To- drluN every morning upon
rising q glass Of hot water with a
teaspoonfuI Of limestone phosphd'"
ia 10, which - = harmless means .ut
watching the waste material ana iuX-
ns from the -tomach, liver Kidneys
and toWel-. thus cleansing -wcctcu-
INK ana pur.i.l rg the entire alim'l-
''As NfN'' '' I'i' fhAA'fn UNIV A'''A
INTO the stomach
Men ana women with sall"w skins.
iYer spots. plnples or paiild COM
pltxion also those who wake up Win
u cuatcd tongue. bad taste nasty
breath others Vho are bothered with
headache bilious spells acid -tuuy-
ach 90 constipation should begin TINS
phosphat"d hot water drinking aud
are assured ut very pronounced re-
suits Bon one or two weeks.
y quarter POUND of limestone phn--
phnto costs cry littl" ut the lrur
store but is sUiucient tu dcmun-tfafc
that just g. -oup and hot water
clcauses. puIiucs and ircshcns the
skin on the outside. SO hot water and
.lI ,stuuc phu phat" act OF the inside
ulEdns. ", must always Dunsidcr
tH1t .utornal imitation Be- ,astiN MOI
important than outside ,icluilucsH
because 90, -u pores dc NOT rh-'r'
imputlllo- I"0u n. blood. while The
bowel pore do
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1916-05-24

to greater 81 lesser degree IA prc,ioua
campaigns.
To tho attendance can b." added the
spirit of ,~ompromlsc ~ falr play. 81
ave aud take and ol surrender Of
d,sirc, and claims fut 70, sake oi
.ritt, harmony amt p.fi. solidarity
Almost every county loo SEES Mexico IS
here with a candidnt, Cor Jp, rational
convention d|closauou V, q ts pain
earl, IN the dsy th1t when the dc.c-
cation has been selected thci' wtll hc
n total absence OF sotcncs- thai oNetN
man Nv the convention is r"nd> To-
make concessions. that Democrats
are here to organize for q winning
campaign rather hau IN search Il
| personal honurs This. too, is a now
spiri, In Democratic conventions IN
Sew Mexico. II is the spirit Of union
ana IT spells success.
But perhaps IA most aotablo feat
| are IN the case for Democratic victor;
IN November found here today is ul
expressions from Individual delegate
a. to conditions In their several couh-
ties A number of these expressions
are found In another column of TO-
/ a.. 80 tI.,.lT -. tE. form II ah.rf an.
terviews with delegates. Union, QUA
Guadalupe. curry. Roosevelt. Cnavc'
and Eddy. the entire eastern tier OF
counties. have gained miEhtily In pop
~ulation during the past four years. IL
,,ery case this gain rs in permanent
settlers, men who have bought Ian,
and are farming II i~ntelligcntly, int
men who are Democrats. In som,
cases county primaries already h,l,
show the Increase II. Democratic vote.
Ia others active primary campaign!
hay. led To- polls ui the counties which
show the increase. There Is ne guess
work about a. Tho men who are her,
today and who nave told Of condition.
where they tive are men who know.
These men count up t. number of noN
'ot"rs, D,mocratiD voters IN humble,
Sufficient to more than oVc,oomc VIVA.
has been called iu times past "th,
normal Republican majority" Ia
which ~ fact ht been Democrats
nd%ificrcnc. rather than a Democrat
minority Win these new voters al,
with indifference replaced oy an cam.
est enthusiasm there b. NO REASONABLE,
doubt Of Democrat, success next so.
,emDcr. Especially h. this true i
the enthusiasm manifest mere today
is backed up bS practical, porsistcnt
organized effort. There b. apundnr
reason today to hclioyo that this kline
Il ORGANIZED "uort wlli o., put forth
II o. b. Iu doubt at Democratic sIc.
cess Will hc removed
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1916-05-24

My son Is no, obediont, ~ I was In
my youth.
Perhaps there Is q reason
through hcrcdity or such.
His fathers not as wise as mine Tim
sticking TO the truth).
Which ought TO make me Kind TO
him. nor censure him zoo mucl.
The old.time youth said Yes. sir"
when a parent spoke to him.
His father was the rea, thing. al.
though perhaps n rube.
The olG.timo boy who sassed his dad
must face an ordeal grim
The modern youth Of tender years
says. What the heck, you
boob"
But do I fret because my son Ia
chummier with me?
Nay. nary fret! I'D rather have
his comradcship and love
Than have him bow the humble head
81 long AZ | could see.
And then make shoots. as Is tho
case with Iron hand In glove"
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1916-05-24
NATIVES RESENT
ASPERS|ONSO ON
THEIR LOYALTY
Secretary of State Lucero Says
Spanish . speaking People
Cannot Understand Why
They Are Called in Question

In . cloar-,ut luI di~spassionatc
statement last ulht secretary 81
state antonio Lu..iu vho rcccniN
has been touring fh, western ana
southwestern part .t the riate, dtlty-
INK the uncasines. l,It hl bld Mexico
people nov resident BOO THIS country
and explaining tn, dclicn,y of the
Mexican situation @. Spini ~h-spcakins
citizens of TINS ytIt'. Declared ih"t
the people ct spanish cNtt tctiuu who
live iu \ow MoNi'. nor, 80 u loss 4"
understand who ur VIA, had called
their loyalty TO the United states Ia
question in connection With the tangip
below the southern border
They cannot understand why they
should be singled uui Tor question,
Mr.. Lucero said They declare thcS
wore born In this tate. that they have
known no other. and ihat they cannot
De loyal to any other. what haNo
We done To justify such a suspicion
they ask. We know only the United
states rs our nail', land
II think | had some share IN allay
ing this feeling Nr Luc"ro Contiu-
ucd For that reason ! am glad d
Visited these couuHr- ! am glad aiao
that | saw aud ,alkrd to ,h' natives Il
Did Mexico who ~, working iu Grant
and Luna couufIr- These ucupic
were vcry uneasy aIuut their tuturc
md safety. The were rescutful 81;
suspicious that th.N planned anything
igdinst the peace and dignity of th,
land which mad offered them +, refuge
when that of th,I nativity had be-
ON" strifc.torn Many Of thcsc
people are high .t.s doctors, law
ysrs. professional men, Who "tpr't
to make their homes here II they cen
uud tuy,hing 90 du tor the wealth
most of them had has pccu d%,ssipat"d
% the ariuu NoNi,Jn revolutions
There Is quito O. COLONY OF thcs, pcopiH
~ silver cay and b. they ere able To
stay in This CuuuJr. believe Ia,
VIII make good .ItIfru-.'
Nj Lu,ero @rcuuuutod, a. au ,u-
stance Of the sentiment Il the Wurktu-
lass ~ Mexican r'tlso". rho remark
of q miner At Ire u,ruauls. In tht-
ANN there has been SOM" uncusiu's.
over personal safety illayed hy nv"
assurance uf ,h, secretary OF state
hat %Cycryon, there Wa perfectly SAT-,
so long as b. behaved himself Alter
hrs address ON, ct tine mon asked bin.
When is the huss COINS tu start a
ho"l hero 80 our children ,,u learn
English
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1916-05-24
"A pracy1c.i sentiruSnt.iist

"Jedge." pleaded the r~epentsnt lag
from Dry Run. II hadn't ben L town
fer six months. II yen femme go
this time. ] promise III stay away
fer six more"
NO. brother" said the judge.
kindly. I'VE couldn't think OF letting
you come back again with another
thirst OF a half years accumulation.
Now IL you'll promise 10 return in
six weeks. with a milder thirst. III
let you 60"
And the prisoner at tho bar tear.
fully promised TO come back IN a
month and a half.
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1916-05-24

fer" with TIE speCialties. II was
done by the property man until his
duties became o important II IL
nov done by the call boy
We approach the subject OF the
Joke in the comic opera There are
six original comic opera iokcs. all
OF which are still in use. They are
tho Informal king joke, the stern
father Joke, the other mans wife
joke, the German accent joke. the
gloomy dungeon Joke and the
s~iangy.bo, .Hith.thcpancakc.hat Joke
Comic operas are also afflicted with
nuns. a disease which was intro,
duccd hy Gilbert and sullivan The
Joke in the comic opera IN intro.
duced to keep the audicnc" from
laughing at the tenor In the love
cen
Comic operas are useful because
they Keep our millionaire sons 40
busy that they have no time To- learn
To organize new trusts
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1916-05-24
Vest Pocket ESSAYS
CO MIC OP E r A
~ GEORGE FITCH

Il OMIc Opora II n small joke on.
tir.ly surrounded IS costumes.
II necessary. the Joke may be
omitted and more costumes added
Next 10 tho moving picture show
Tie comic opera Is th' CHIEF boon Of
the deaf II IL constructed by q
stage manager with an "yc for
beauty. and a press agent with M
eve for truth--a weather eye. Thc
stage manager hires the chorus.
costumes them - negatively and
teaches thc'n how 10 dance. play
football. walk on their hands.
scratch their ears with their toes.
ride in automobile. and turn their
mash notes over 10 the press agent.
The life of the chorus girl is a very
hard one, and most OF them are COM.
PEELED to retire on their incomes at
an early age.
The chorus IN the comic opera IL
assisted by a comedian or prima
donna whose business II IN TO fur.
nish a name for the headlines In the
play bills. The chorus attends To the
headlines in the newspapers The
comedian Is so called because Of the
costume which he wears \ good
comedian will often wear a costume
with as many as nifty distinct laughs
In II The clowns costume was once
popular, but has been abandoned as
too conventional in late years.
The scenery IL also an important
part Of comic opera \ very comic
opera will sometimes carry ten car.
loads OF scenery. The scenery e. very
popular because II does not sing or
dance ana seldom insists on being
encorcd.
There Is also music in a comic
opera originally. now music sas
written for each new opera. hui nov.
adays our natural resources are con.
served and the same music H. used
In all Of them This years operas
use last years tunes backwards
Next years operas will cut the molo'
lies In two and shuttle them Music
n nov used chiefly 10 drown the
conversation of the chorus and 10
keep the audience from hearing the
words OF the songs.
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1916-05-24

- HERE Is a trend n|ovndlys 90.
ward the belief that upportuni.
ties FOR young mel are fewer
than they used 10 be. Whether one
accepts this conclusion or not prob.
ably depends on his viewpoint. II
he IL q young man at the bottom
looking IN he H. likely TO think II
l. correct II he Is an Older man at
the top looking down. he Is likely TO
think II Is not correct. Tho one IL
looking for an opportunity that will.
III him. the other rs looking for a
man to ~ an opportunity. Thee
dorc Newton Vail. president OF tho
American Telephone and Telegraph
Company. celebrated his SEVENTEEN
birthday a short while ago. lie IL
still. az he says. "in the harness" and
In touch. consequently. with big at.
fairs Of tho world. And II In HIS
opinion that the chances OF young
men were never SO big AS they arc
now" Said he:
"The young man who IL willing
70 work and has ability asd a
good education g. the one who IL
going ahead. There was n time
when. because a person wa THO
O of an old friend or had influence.
he would be given a good position
and boosted along. That day Is
past Too much Is involved In biz
business 10 have its affair re-.
tardcd because Of n friendship. II
has been discovered that one AN
not run a business under the pres.
cut high pressure by favoritism or
nopotism. don't mean tina,
young men with friends are not
given chances. but | say they ha 20
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1916-05-24
A luzzlinR ROcine

We are WOODY with contemplating
the Significance OF the following,
which appeared under the cryptic
heading-"As The Evenings Length.
en- In a perfectly good magazine:
"a corset OF fine nainsook
with buttonholed edge and eyelet
and dot embroidery Is No
Whether for the bridal shower Of a
friend. a forehanded thought Of the
coming holiday season, or an added
item TO ones own half cup honey
and onehalf cup Of sugar 10 a cup OF
Juice: then boil about twenty min.
utes, or until It begins 10 jell. Pour
into glasses. DO not cover up until
cool"
what tn ding dirg'
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1916-05-24

Ruck Kilhy ~ y ,ie ambition is TO-
pec q race for oficc between q poll
ticirn named Bin and anofho'
,allcl Homes John Buck saw
there g. nothing he ciiioys 80 murl
ls the spectacle ~ the intelligcn'
voter IA "a mole where be- mas 20 think
Tot himself
Any candidate can get iho womi"
vni" by running on y platform 80.
maudirE less counting and moro
marrying
No actor can compete with n baby
when II One To- cnicrtalnlag the
women.
n Won don't care for n thinE YOU,
sell the chances ar" thai you ar Ia
favor OF a law TO prohibit H..
The doctors ascribe the death nj
Uncle Joe Marsh. who passed ou'
while playing checkers. to heart IN
urc. hut Tank beverly says he dicr
OF 'HrUi
Tank Beverly says his notion %
'tightwad' Is the pitch player " %
believes he can save an unprotected
Jack,
\ harmonious political party II
onc that has no chance.
\ jurv Is like the injured hus.
band in the respect that II Is always
the last 10 find IL out.
We have noticed thai tho men who
die for women nearly always do 50
At the hands Of an injured husband.
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1916-05-24
EVERY SEVEN
WEEKS POLICEM EN-
TO GET DAY OFF

10 the interest OF more oiicicnt scr-
wee. Chicl Of Police Gnlusha has az
ranged go give the members OF the
police force a day Off a. regular lu-
trr,al- The Intervals a." rather tar
apart lho day un coming every ''F-
onth SUNDAY but a day on every seven
wccy, D. REGARDED as considerably bet
ter than no day of az all.
Under the plan one Of the police
men VIII De n1 every sunday II VIII
motu e little extra vigilance on the
part oI the men on duty, hut th"y
viii be ahlc "a take care of the addi-
iIunal work without lowering the eiii-
cheney OF the force on that day. The
day of is expected to improve the
general service by giving the mcn
needed recreation. The hremen get
off every six days,
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1916-05-24
NEW MEXICO WIid El.tt-r JONE,
TO TIL SENATE.

- dlhiNuli' 'iil''N " l'Nh. DIN
convention tina Hon. A. A.
4 Jones will be n candidate for
the Democratic nomination Tor the
United states senate will be receive
with sincere qualification By Demo-
Gratis Throughout New Mexico, and Ne
believe by the people generally. quite
without regard to party affiliations.
The announcement by Mr.. Jones that
he desires the nomination IS most IL
teresting for the reason that II IL II
Of the rare cases IN which an office
has sought the man. Mr.. Jones has
made no active campaign for support.
In fact he has made no campaign OF
any kind and his friends have made
none for him Hts announcement
today IL In rcspons TO n demand from
New Mexico DcWocrats AZ os, .esscd
personally. through the newspapers
and In their county conventions. that
II IN fleet unanimous. This demand
has been based wholly upon %rccogni-
ton of the fact hat Mr.. Jones * the
l,-si equipped and the strongest man
that not only the Democratic party
but that the state of Sew Mexico hts
Ia oner for service n the United
States senate.
II wac rec ognition II his superior
personal equipment in experience.
training and character hat led the
Herald many months ago to ndvocat"
the nomination OF MIR Jones. Whit"
we will perhaps be parduncd for prid'
IN the fact that this newspaper led tn"
way In this advocacy, yet II has been
made perfectly clear hat we were
iirs, merely in yoicing a feeling that
was general Throughout the state ana.
that was waiting only Tor an "ppor-
tun.t. Tor expression, That oppurt"
nity has been afforded IA the Nario -
county conventions and ia the notable
demonstration In today convention
The Democratic party uf Sew Mex
leo has never before been so wholly
In harmony Ia ~ support of n clu
didacy II is the fine kind of ha.
mony founded on conviction that ,h'
right man has been found tor 'i,
place.
VIA the iirm belief that Mr. Iuu'.
IA tn. strongest man Sew Mexico can
s.nd to the United States scnatc for
titled by the certainty that A. oar
scnator hc can de- more IN service IT,
New Mexico and IN service to the moe
ton than any man the Republican,
party can nominate. the Democrats -
this state are forming behind the can
didacy Of a \. Jones ia an organized
enthusiastic, harmonious support
which not only viii insure his cleo.
ton but which viii go Tar Ia AID 70
victory for the whole Democrat state
ticket.
After all there is no forrc So stroI :,
Tor victory as thorough consciousness
II being right and IN giving tn this
candidacy the most enthusiastic sup.
port there Is no doubt IN the mind OF
any Democrat but that Il IL right
IN every particular In :a"t tner" rs
reason to believe that understanding
oi the superior illness OF MI Jones
10 represent his state In the s.n1t,
is general among the peopi, e New
Mckee and that they viii supp.rt his
candidacy regardless Of llitilal az.
|nliations
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1916-05-24
n hat They 4

No7r 0nagin notice that yor
r' % motor. car f11 ma wonder II
you rru tell me how much shock
lhsnrlora add 10 q car o. n. Fort
Madison In
Ny frlcHd. thcy i'd anywhere
from $40 10 $50 to tho cars cost.
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1916-05-24
i,guk Dtspbestieure

"Naurht of tho dead unless Ms
good"
Some poet said, waos" names for,
gotten.
Yet ! have soon tmy heart has bied')
Memorial verses that were rotten
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1916-05-24

MY. how that boy has fulfilled the
promise OF his youth
How 500"
lie was always cutting up. in HIS
boyhood, and now he IN the leading
surgeon OF his state"
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1916-05-24
SinCrrn NhrrniiNc

Earnest story wife and daughter
Grace and viii story and wife spent
last uook IN the north part ~
IN" at9'o llomlock Grove Items.
Pumcr,t. o.. T.. m0rfai.
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1916-05-24
Think Nhnnt Ibis

hy usIng both nay ears and eyes
We made this little observation
when reverence for parents dies.
Soon dies mems loyalty 20 nation
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1916-05-24
White S~iay.rsr

Dick Adkins and his wife were
through here looking for peaches last
vc0f Bedford Item In roineroy. o..
Democrat.
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1916-05-24

Most comic operas have also what
ia called n hook. This consists NJ
tho conversation used by the princi.
pals II 4, written after the opera
t. completed in order not 10 inter
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1916-05-24

O%nhappincss is a good dale more
ay a habit Wild tn individual than
a condition ay thinel around US.
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1916-05-24

Phone o Roi Barn. 81 West Cop.
per for FIRST class livery. W. l..
Tr.mbIe q CO.
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1916-05-24
1E'innigin ti1osOfy

A public sale is a reunion ~
tightwads.
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1916-05-24

Any candidate get Tho woml"
vot" hy running on . platform 80.
maudifg leis counting and moro
marrying
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1916-05-24

No actor can compete with n baby
wh'n II coInc5 To- cnicrtaln!ag me
womcu
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1916-02-25
A Dainty Blue Bedroom

This bedroom Is a real one, designed
and furnished by a young girl. The wallis
and ceiling are done In blue and silver.
the floor being covered with Japanese
mating and Eoft blue rugs. The furni-
ture Is silver birch. the bed a low brass
one. In one corner is a big couch, with
single long blue upholstered cushion
running its length. piled high with corn
colored. blue. delicate pink. lilac. nile
green and black satin pillows.
Above the couch a pearl cord fish-net
is draped. canopy fashion falling down
at the sides. In its meshes are all the
favors and trophies OF the passing social
season. Golf clubs. racquets. a banjo and
a broken oar blade with Yale blue nib
bon tied to It, complete the corner
In another corner stands a desk with
book shelves above II which hold favorite
volumes OF poetry. In deep bay win
dow. partly screened by the white ia
psnese crepe hangings. stands a small
upright piano with a silver birch case
and music rack 10 match Another cor
ner holds white framework. which e1-
tends across the top OF the book shelves
and down either side OF them 10 the
DASHBOARD; 1t IL filled with photographs
OF friends. On the shelves inside the
framework are scrapbooks. programs
and bound plays; Morris chair stands
invitingly beside the books
Over the bed is a beautiful counter
pane. made OF dotted net over blue silk;
a fourteen-inch flounce edged with lace
goes all around. slashed at the corners
to accommodate the brass posts. and tied
with big blue satin bow at each post;
In the center is an applied design com
posed OF wreath OF lace leaves.
Pastels, posters and water colors In
silver birch frames adorn the walls The
electric light bulbs are screened with blue
silk-fringed shades.
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1916-02-25
DO You KnoaU That

Uruguays navy consists OF two
cruisers
4 dead ostrich whom examined was
found TO have swallowed liS metal car
fridge cases weighing over three pounds
besides several stones and nails.
Queen Elizabeth L. responsible to some
extent for the use OF whalebonc. and
James 1 compelled all men and women
courtiers to have wasp" waists
According to an estimate. only ono
out OF every thousand married couples
live to celebrate their golden wedding
Tho Relgians are seig TO be the great
est potato consumers, outranking even
the Irish in that respect
on May 10, 1879. the largest piece OF
sold over mined was taken from claim
Ia New South wales IL was four feet
nine INCHES high, three feet two inches
vide, four inches thick on an average,
and weighed $40 pounds The value Of
he metal was about $4,000.
Messina. tho sicilan city that was de-
stroycd by an earthquake in 1908, ia
rapidly rising from It's ruins. The new
city II being constructed entirely OF rein
forced concrete. a style OF construction
which has proved its ability to with
stand severe shocks OF earthquake.