The sun., 1916-12-12

ders and about forty good sised tcmocds.
which furnished an excellent meal for four
North Hempstead hsrbor 10 Just tesmine
with these delectable nsh and any one 60
Ing there can catch a nne mess The only
Drawback Is tho expense OF getting there.
My expenses for transportation amounted
to ?s2i. The boat and halt cost oniy Is
New York. Dec. ..
wsnted-Name for Anelers' waits.
The leader Of the orchestra that u
ana e9tertsinment OF this United Anslers
House, west .Forty-fourth street, saturday.
January g., has composed . waits which
d he n ~Ill d ;s4 *. to S. n: lee WYi; eJ hi Si;Sf:
,hs, VIII properly represent the 'pcr. Of
received are the following. =.
Two At a CHI Three-step." BY Julius
the ,Fishtins COD r~sndanso.' BY Or.
w. s~istush,.r.d Them ou,ctst.p." BY
.wsakn.h Al: Her: When Il: Lil.e'
The High Hook Liars Caprice tAnony-
Move the Boat Masourka." by John
sri nTs' VIC VIE cG :; e %,I sIsn.r Z. s; sim m: sea
The SkRtetorial Glide, or tho Searobin
Robbers Rhspsody Rag." by Dr. @. W.
Fish, Cut Bait Of. smok. q Gus Christ
man Cigar. with Me. and Then. watch
Come on. fellow members. with your sus-
gestions for "a mans for the waltz. This
s ssi'.r his Ef o TIN R0s sss snd .s Gnu. o so, ,ns.. .ns,
mi,,sd: but he Will net apply fer war
Manhattan, Dec. II.
Iary Cohen's Bad Father.
DON, live now wh.r. We used g..
on tn. pier al Midlsns Beach. III" NJ"
We moved. We did" continued little
f f:uY;. "s h. m .s:.' ma ssG .ri e T ,i4.d my fathers
vent t0 s.a:sin'" ana "a sr tSa: som. n. s::s:,
on n TOP 'o q Il; n. 'i nah S %:. : on m ,ss "sSr; i Sc
well, our dog come up on one SIDE o,
o,Ssr SIDE. and they both sm.iisSd Of ins
crab. and the crab Just reached out ons
81 his ei: sl.rs and took 4 hold Of gu,
claw and took hold of our cats whisker.
Our dog whiried around. but tho crab
whirlins around so last ina, it took our
eat on OF her feet. The window was open,
so When the CRIB let go ., her sh. went
TO our dog and he started to run out o.
Just then our landlord. Mr.. Moses. W..
coming In 20 collect our rent when our
dog run between his legs and he fell
down and upset our aquarium and broke
n" glass and cut his hand and made 1,
my father run after our dog ana Mr..
Moses run after my father. and when he
he said TO my father. Now, you get out
OF this. you Just move out. the sooner the
au',ksr, And 20 we, moved;
n. give his nshin' things to a man who
ain, got any dog and a cat. I wish he
had give me his fshin' pole; then ! could
"Johnny pei,I. who lives on IN. mex,
block from me. ke,ches eeis lie eausht q
mother TO cook. but she don't know how
ssh. took tn. eel and Gu, hi. head Of
the pc, TO boil. and after she had boiled
Il and boiled f. for a long time she tried
bu, il, was awful tough, and the mea,
most come out OF the end where the heat
Was, SO my mosh,. had to take a long
rest Of Il out. hu' Il wasn't any good.
MY father took The outside. OF tho 90
ssnnkk m dmnsr an S Sn, nc los. Go,rF ono NOR a. si' nj,
hi. rockc ,'' and (. sScs.ca a" /, eraRlca "ou",
~ think that NJ" give II - the rheuma
ii'm woman that lives down the stree
and that $40 wears !, around herself tc
father. cause sh. pats me on the head
and SAYS ! am such IA nice boy
New York. Dee. s. IRA W. MOORE.
God sim Coming.
They continue to come In, those biz
catches ~ cod, and II was worth while tC
sec them on Sunday last at Wreck Lead
First in vas the Admiral with a splendid
catch OF big fish. ono man, Capt, Kidd
having IL, most OF them big ones. Their
another fortunate angler on tho Atlan,i,
had r.. too, though these enormous pill,
mont or riches, for what they would dc
with th"m d"poncnt knowcth not.
The Iipsahell also had n big catch. N
fact all the boats ala we'll on the Cholera
Banks ARTHUR THORNTON.