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gagged to represent them before tbs
Congressional committees and the
trade commission. The Packers rep
resentatives will present their side
today at the National conference of
Marketing and Rural credits,
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c. j. LAW STUDENTS
TO DEBATE TONIGHT
Continuance Of Monroe Doctrine
Is Subject to Be Discussed
BY Crack Orators.

Whether the Monroe Doctrine should
be continued as a part of the foreign
policy Of the United States will be de-
bated by the four champion forensic
artists Of the Georgetown University
Law School tonight. The debate will be
held In the auditorium Of the law school.
and II scheduled to begin at 7:3o o'clock.
Each Of the four participants In to-
nights discussion has already won q
debate at the law school.
Edward Thomas Hogan and George
Heiford, class Of 1917. will argue against
the continuance of the Monroe Doctrine.
while James Vincent Gibiin and Robert
Morgan McGauiey. class Of 1918. will
strive to uphold IT,
In addition to winning the title OF
champion debater OF the law school. the
student who makes the best argument
tonight will receive o cash prize of go.
The judges will be Postmaster General
Burleson, Senator James A.. Reed of
Missouri, Senator James w. wads-
worth OF New York. Senator ]. G. w.
Beckham of Kentucky, and John w.
Davis. solicitor General Of the State
James p. Rossiter. of Pennsylvania.
will preside. The ARRANGEMENTS COM
mittee 10 headed by Frank ]. Condor, of
Rhode Island, while Robert c, j.
whalen will serve a. chairman of the
reception committee.
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ORDERS ISSUED FOR
MEMORIAL DAY HERE
Woman's Relief Corps Gives Out
Instructions for Its Part Of
Observance.

The woman's Relief Corps. Depart
ment Of the Potomac. auxiliary to the
@. A. r., through Department President
Jennie T. Thomson. has issued general
orders for the Observance Of Memorial
Day.
Department Commander A. J. Huntoon
has appointed Mrs. Thomson chairman Of
the floral committee. and the latter has
named members OF the various corps to
assist at Arlington.
Tho memorial TO those who lost their
lives In line of duty while at sea will
be held Sunday. May q, at 9 .. m.
AL members of the woman's Relief
Corps will attend memorial services In
First Congregational Church. Tenth and
u streets northwest. Sunday. May Is.
at 7:so o'clock. with the Department
Grand Army Of the Republic.
Department President Jennie T. Thom-
son has been named chairman on deco
ration at the tomb of the unknown at
Arlington. and the official stan will as
sist. An invitation has been extended
to department and corps color-bearers TO
take part In the services at the tomb
OF the unknown.
The assistants to Mrs. Thomson from
the corps OF Washington follow:
y. Morton Corps-Elizier b. Davis.
Julia Mason Layton. Elizabeth White.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1916-05-18
SCATTERING ALL
RECORDS FOR
VALUE GIVING
FriedIander Bros $40 Suit Sale
Sets a New Pace in
Bargain Making.

Friedlander Bros progressive mems
store at 428 Ninth street has been the
scene of busy selling since the intro
duction OF their big sale OF suits.
worth up to $3.50. at the phenom-
enally low price of SO.
In view Of the rapidly Increasing
famine, this sale ia all the more note
worthy. The Arm is to be congratu-
lated on its enterprise in obtaining
such a large lot Of fashionable suits,
well worth as much as $3.50. to re-
tail at $40.
Every wanted fabric and shade. such
as Worsteds, Cassimeres, and Serges.
in blues, browns. grays, SILK mixtures.
shepherd plaids, ETC., are embraced In
the lot. The styles represent the sea-
sons best, and the Workmanship Is
unexcelled. Whether the individual
taste OF the man runs to the conserva-
tive or to the extreme. he can find a
suit exactly TO his liking among them.
Don't delay buying your suit until
the best values are gone. Better come
in today-while you think about It.
Make q note OF the name and address
-Friendlander Bros. 42S Ninth street
Northumberland.
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Julia b. Collier, Mary II. Griffin;
Sumner corps--Julla West Hamilton.
Joeephine Fowler, Mary Howard, Lilly
skinner. Ella Quenan; Burnside Corps
Anna s. Hamilton. Ida j.. Hart. Alice
Farragut corps-Mary u. Narrower.
Ella Morgan, Melissa ID. Crowell,
Fannie Pratt, Mary A. vanNess: Lin
coin Corps-tSeorgiana Evans, Margaret
4 Walker, Hester a. wyman. Emma
Corps Mary Il. DIVERS. Georgiana
Van Fleet, Nettie Kruger. Mary Man
gum. Mary X. Di Mario: George II.
Thomas Corps-Dora ]. b. Hendrix,
C.. Hannah, Ellen 8. Meyers; Phil sheri-
dan Corps-Carrie M. Curry, Ida A.
Oldroyd. Mary v. Goundie, Marian
Parker.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1916-05-18
PLEASING SCHEDULE
FOR RIVER BOAT
Saturday Trips Arranged Not to
Interfere With Business.

The Saturday trips Of the new steamer
Majestic which the Potomac and Chesa-
peake Steamboat Company recently
added to it's feet and placed in service
on the river. win prove popular outings
during the season now opening. as they
can be taken with no loss Of time from
business.
Leaving here each Monday. wednes-
day. and Saturday afternoon at 4
o'clock. thirty-six hours are spent on
the river, all the daylight time being
on its lower end visiting picturesque
creeks and quaint wharves. The
steamer arrives home early wednes-
day. Friday. and Monday mornings. On
the Saturday afternoon trip the steamer
sails at Z o'clock and returns early Mon
day morning In ample time for business
hours.
The saloons, staterooms, dining room,
and other passenger apartments OF the
Majestic are new. and their OUTFIT ia
new and modern.
Each OF her forty-twI staterooms ia
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scented the German-American element
! am not prepared to say. The vote
undoubtedly was reputation of
Roosevelt and the policies he repre-
sents."
'tord," continued Koelble. is a me-
dium for the protests OF those who.
while favoring reasonable preparedness,
are not war people.
IL. as a German-American," declared
Koelble. am in favor of a man who is
absolutely American-one' who Is not
pro-British. Anybody fighting England.
even II they are cannibals. I'm for them.
Root. as his recent speech indicated, Is
as much pro- British as II he took the
oath Of allegiance to the King. Roose-
welt Is not quite as bad. II the Admin
istration used as much virility toward
England as II has toward Germany the
situation would be greatly changed.
The vote for Ford" Koelble con-
ciuded. presents serious problem for
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1916-05-18
T0DAY's BEAUTY RELP

You can keep your hair at It's very
best by washing 1t with this simple. in
expensive shampoo. which cleanses the
hair and scalp thoroughly Of all the
dandruff and dirt and leaves n clean.
wholesome feeling: Just use a tea
spoonful OF canthrox dissolved in n cup
OF hot water, afterwards rinsing thor
oughiy with clean water. One finds that
the hair dries quickly and evenly. is
unstreaked. bright. soft and fluffy. so
FUZZY. IN fact. that It looks more album
dant than II is, and So soft that ar
ranging 1t becomes a pleasure. All
scalp irritation win disappear ana the
hair will be brighter than ever before.
--AdyE
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1916-05-18
FORD IS CHOICE.
OF GERMANS.
RETURNSSHOW.
Analysis Of Pennsylvania and
Other Primaries Shows He
Got Hyphenate Vote.
HAS NO CHANCE TO WIN
BY p. T. RELLIHAN.

NEW YORK, May ls.-Henry
Ford as a Presidential candidate is
amystery solved. The, Republican
leaders are. satisfied they have
fathomed the why" and the
"wherefrom" Of his support.
His unexpected strength puzzled
them at first, but they say that In
the light Of the Pennsylvania pri-
mary returns the answer is ridicu-
lousy simple.
Ford, in short, is the German
candidate. This is the view OF Re-
publican leaders who have an
alyzed the primary vote in Penn
sylvania and-the vote given to Ford
ID Nebraska, Michigan, and Wis
consin.
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the Republican party II shows that II
they are going to shout preparedness
they are not going. to have the support
OF all Republicans"
Henry Weismann, recently elected
president of the German-American AL
lance expressed himself as follows:
Il think large percentage of the
German American element in Pennsyl-
vania, Nebraska. and Michigan voted
for Ford. I know from talking with
Germnn-Amcricans that there In q great
friendly sentiment for him around the
country
81 belIeSe also that the vote Is an ex-
preston OF dissatisfaction with the ex-
ponents OF armament preparedness or
extreme preparedness as promoted by
Theodore Roosevelt. II fs a protest
against great armament for the benefit
OF the munitions manufacturers. n form
OF preparedness which may lead. per-
haps, to the conflicts we are seeking to
avoid.
Ford IL thoroughly American. The
vote presents a question for the Repub-
licans. Republican German-American
are inclined to vote against Roosevelt,
who stands as the anti German idea
There Is a feeling Roosevelt may be
nominated and the vote for Ford In an
impeachment OF the policies or Roose-
yeft."
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equipped with running water and hes
either two metal berths or a brass bed.
They are large and airy. all being out
The management OF the line IL seeing
to IL that the steamer n kept in perfect
order, and that an outing on her IL a
pleasure.
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MAGAZINE SECTION for April 16, 1916

Goodness knows" says she. "Just
disappeared. Last night sometime. Left
nearly everything in her rooms. She must
have been dreadfully worried. You don't
suppose, Shorty, that she could have
"There's no telling" says l. "Ill call
up the coroners."
Not so cheerful, huntin' that kind of
news. Nor little trips to the morgue.
Sadie says |, after a few days of
that, 81 don't often start any home re-
forms; but, believe me, from now on I'm
off this Swedish philanthropy act for life.
"Poor Olga!" shifts Sadie
WED closed the book on the tragedy
and was tryin' to forget it, when here
the other mornin' | gets another call on
the wire and a familiar voice salutes
chirky.
THAT you, Professor" it says. well,
say, this is Hickey. . Uh-huh! Stuff
Hickey, you know. Say, me and the
Missus are up here at the Plutoria, dom
the honeymoon stunt like reg lar parties.
Only we're lonesomc-like For the love
of Mike, come up and feed with us, won't
your"
Look here" says I. "What Missus is
this you're talkin' about?'
"Why, Olga" says he.
"Then I'll come" says |.
"Fine work." says he. Breeze right
up"
Yep! It's the same Hickey, wearin'
the same plush-cut hair on his bullet
head, but sportin' cutaway coat and
yellow gloves, also one of these regimental
neckties with red, green, and orange
stripes half an inch wide.
"Zing-g-g!" says l, shadin' my eyes.
"Who you in mournin' for?"
who, me?" says Hickey. "That's the
last thing I'm thinkin' Of Mournin' be
blowed!"
where's Olga?" says l.
"Up in our SUITE" says he "Get that?
Three and bath, gold chairs, and tub
big enough to swim in. Come on up"
It's all he describes, that suite. As
Hickey pushes me in, he whistles, and
then sings out:
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TleOnly
Woman
Poultry
Professor
By
WALT
MASON

AT Pullman Washington she dwes college there
and OF the Helpful Hen she tells with eoqunce sublime and
The students
States how chicken chicken ptoca needy
skates And when their choog they up egg works
of their and then they gather the kroner and
the bone.
In modern the hens and charm
for poultry the debts the farm
And SO we study hens schools and Latin
with the diagrams and rules of chickenanng touch
The subject of this artess tale has studied poultry
gathered hono fame and ka by showing
had of her thousand to
to the country all alone from fierce Chcago wd
built modern and with window ranpoof
hatch and stocked them with queny hens eggs
hatch.
To tell of all the gef and that made
face the hopes deferred things like those would
priceless She blew in all the she had with
out cent then borrowed her dad that where
the other
But nothing could dismay her soul drive her from task
and at last she roll that would have filled cas
and these
and she teaches how
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"Hey, grille! Got EN- all on? Come
show the Professor. All, there you are!"
Lucky knew who to expect or I'd
never guessed. She's Exhibit A, all right.
Dolled? Say, the modest dressed little
Olga we knew once looks as much like
this one as a bunch of parsley does like
an Easter lily in full bloom. Nothin'
more'n black and white velvet and white
fur, her costume is; but there's all kinds
of zip to it. And it's topped off by lid
that must have been modelled after the
cover to soup turcen.
"Show him the boots, grille" says
Hickey. Fur on EN-, too"
There was. And the skirt is plenty short
enough not to hide the tops.
"Some Esquimau effect, says !, gaspin'
"Such lot for boots" says Olga, gain
at 'em doubtful. Eighteen dollars!'
Which reminds me of something.
pulls Hickey one side
Course" says l, "it's her money, and
all that; and now you two are hitched
you got right to blow it as speedy as
you please; but Olga can't depend on
losin' an uncle every month, you know"
MIR. Hickey chuckles.
"Say, grille" he calls out, slash that
new bank book of yours on the Professor
He's uneasy in his mind"
And Olga produces a yellow pass book.
"See,' says she. He gets it all back
for me-
IT'S fact. Here's the ink hardly
= dry on Observation-Disclosures de-
post.
This amt her blow adds Hickey.
dts mine. Coin to last just five days
more, too. Then we settle down in a
nice little apartment on Riverside Drive.
How? Say, didn't tell you was goin'
to put over something big? Well,
landed. All, say, what else is there big
money in nowadays? War babies. Sure!
l saw the boom comm. l was in on the
ground floor, too. That was one of the
things l wanted the firm to back me in.
Why, l had list of munitions industries
and the stocks all located a month before
the big buying began. Would the firm
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plunged on my own hook.
"Must have had an uncle up your
sleeve yourself" says |.
"Not mo, says Hickey. "But you
don't think | handled the numbers all
that time with my eyes shut, do you? |
got to know lot of the firms good GUS
toners; and always was good gucsscr
So when thought had something good
! passed it on, confidcntial-likc. When
they won | got my rakc-ofr. Sailed it,
too Say, one week there, back when
Now Haven was takin' a tumble, they fed
me over two hundred in tips just for put
tin 'cm wise. And all riskcd was my
reputation. SO piled up quite wad
"RUT when got the idea that these war
stocks was goin' soarin'- Well, that
was my own little private bunch. WANTED
moron just tips on that. | could smell
protits-big profits. That's when begun
organizin my pool. Uh-huh! Why not?
| knew how it was donc. And had
friends that I'd made good with. Ten of
'em camo in, at five thousand apiece,
agrecin' to split tifty-fifty with me on the
profits. And | put in my last dollar.
Oh, sure, on margins Handled it right
there, through Colo, Black & Matthews,
where could watch it. j. IT, Dobson,
the account stood Me, | was Dobson.
Ten per cent. was all they made us put
up at first. And inside of two weeks we
had from twenty to thirty points velvet.
"Maybo you know what happened
then. The big fellows got their eyes on
war babies. They started a combine of
their own, to shake out the small holders.
Munitions stocks took a slump. The firm
boosted the margins to twenty, thirty,
forty per cent Course, oven then we
could have pulled out with fair profit
Some of 'cm wanted to. But | want
goin to let that Bethlehem bunch throw
a scare into me and hog all the kale. 1t
was my one chance. Look at who l am
Professor Know where | camo from?
An orphans homo over in Jersey. Ran
away when was sixteen. and had to rush
the tickct-choppcr at Pavonia ferry to
got to Now York. Bootblack, ncwsie,
crrand-boy-thats my record. Then on
the board at Cole, Black & Matthews. And
at last I'd beat the game up to point
where stood to win big stakes enough
to put me on my feet for good. There
was Olga, too. | wanted her. So | had
to make good.
"That's when quit my job and rustled.
Day and night for three weeks was at it,
raising the coin to cover with hunted
up every ono I'd over known that had u
spare hundred. And right when thought
I'd lost out hears about this money of
Olga's. hated to do it, too But she's
a brick, Olga is. Sho believed in me.
So-wcll, she let me have it,. covered
and held on"
"Thcy didn't shake you out, cho'
"Not much!" says he. "And when war
babies came back our pool cashcd in half
its holdings. Say, some of them stocks
that | got around thirty | unloadcd as
high as one hundred and fifty. We had
all we could swing, too. So guess cigh-
teen for pair of boots amt goin' to
break me-"
We swaps Il grin at that.
81 expect you'll start buckin the mar
kct like regular guy now, CHI" says |.
Not me- says Hickey. I'm goin'
back with the firm"
son the board9" says I.
Hardly" says he. "Thcy'vc found
out who was r,Innin' that Dobsou ne
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taps himself on the bristly pompadour
1t was a shame, too, that Hickey had
to get back to the Office so soon, or
might have had full details of what a
great man he was Didn't mind tellin'
me in the least. But | couldn't ask
him to hold up the whole Stock Ex-
change just to entertain me. Besides,
there was unimportant little things | had
to do myself.
knew Sadie'd be interested to hear
that I'd seen Hickey at last. She was.
He's all right, guess" says |. "Qute
lad
How do you know" demands Sadie.
"Why,' says l., "he-he confesses it,"
"Humph!" says she. "Does he know
about Olga's inherting that money!"
ave didn't go into that" says l.
4Mostly we stuck to the main subject
Hickey
what is Olga going to do with it?"
asks Sadie.
PUT it in the Rockhurst National"
says |, until she decides how to invest it.
She's to meet me there in the mornin'."
"If Hickey doesn't see her first" says
Sadie.
HOW do women do it, anyway? Can
they sense things that we don't? Or
are they just naturally more suspicious?
Now, Sadie'd never had so much as a
glimpse of this Hickey gent. Yet she's
dead sure he's a deep-dyed villain. Ipooh-
pooled the notion good and plenty, too;
tried to show her she was crazy in the
head. And then, one night, l comes home
AL L. A..~S E.. Al. l.
tragedy look on her face.
We'll" says she, "that Hickey person
has done it, just as | expected"
"Eh?" says l. "Done WHAT"
Gotten all of Olga's money away from
her," says she. EVERY dollar, including
what she had saved. He has been after
her for the last week to turn it over to
him-for investment, he says. And yes
terday she did it. pumped it out of her
this morning. So now what do you think,
Shorty McCabe?"
Tlladmit too she had me with my mouth
open, lookin' foolish. l looked more so
after dinner, when Olga came up by re-
quest, and we had a little three-cornered
session. Oh, yes, Olga admits it all, calm
and cheerful. She'd drawn out her whole
cash reserve and passed it over to Hickey
without gettn' back so much as an /. o u.
"Huh!" says l. "As reward for maxim
you laugh, or as a dancin price,"
Olga just blinks them COW eyes of hers
stupid.
"Meester Hickey he say he make very
mooch money" says Olga, "and then he
COON back and-and--" Here she drops
her chin kittenish.
eyes; what them" says |.
We've gets married." says Olga,
tintin' up and goin' droopy-eyed
"You absurd, silly grill" breaks in
Sadie. Don't you know that very likely
you'll never see him again."
"He COON back, Meester Hickey" in
sists Olga. "That what he say"
Well, what was the answer to that?
Just on chance of catchin' Hickey,
chased down to Cole, Black & Matthews
first thing next mornin'. One of he clerks
gave me the tale.
STUFF Hickley?' says he. ooh, he
saumped his job three days ago. He's a
bird, that lad. Got an idea he's young
Napoleon of finance, you know. The firm
Is staggering under the blow, but we are
managing to keep the doors open just as
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We are for the
ladies. Every
time they break
into a neC pro-
.fession it inter
eSfs us. Here's
Helen ID oW
Uhifdker, the
only ~ o M an
poultry profess
Sor. Hence Walt
Mdson's lay.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1916-12-01

LATE J. H. KUNZIE
PROMINENT MASON

The funeral Of the late Jay Henry
kunzie, who died yesterday morning
following an illness OF seven years
duration, was held this afternoon at
1850 at the Folsom chapel. Rev.
Charles Quincy OF the Church OF
the Redeemer conducted the services
which were held under the direction
of the Pendlton lodg A. F.& A N.
Many old friends were present.
Deceased was born in Detroit
Michigan, July 22, 1889. He had
been a resident Of Umatilla county
many years. having formerly been a
merchant at Umatilla. He had been
Mason for almost fifty years ana
had been honored many times by that
order. He was made a Master Ma
son by Umatilla lodge No. 40 in 1857
and was worshipful master OF that
lodge from 1873 to 1877. He was
elected grand master of Oregon in
1876. He received the capitular de-
grees in The Dalles chapter No.
in 1872 and was knighted in the Ore
gon comandery No. / in 1876. He
attained the Send degree A. & A. 8
rite in Oregon consistary No. az
Portland in 1879. He removed from
the Oregon Jurisdiction in 1883 To-
eating In Seattle. where he continued
his Masonic activity. In 1891 he
served as worshipful master OF En-.
reka lodge No. 90 at Tacoma.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1916-12-01
ATHENS IN RIOT,
ALLIED TROOPS
ENTER PIERAEUS
CoNSTANTINE's REFUSAL TO
DISARM GREEKS PRECIPI-
TATES FIIOURNErS AC-
TION.

LONDON, Dec. 1y--Athens sent
a message that allied troops had
landed at Pleraeus and Port
Athens. The action followed
King COnstantine's refusal TO
dlsaFm Greeks and the Athens
rioters.
LONDON. Dec. 1.-THE Evening
News reported Athens was riOtng.
Admiral FOurnet was expected to
land strong detachments OF marines.
The Greek situation IL most serious.
King Constantine flatly refused
FOurnet's demands for the Greeks to
surrender arms.
The refusal came ON the last day
of FOurnet's ultlmatum and time lin
1t. Dispatches said FOurnet had an
tlCipated refusal and had prepared
10 land allied troops. The Greek
government Is preparing active resist
ance. II elected French officers dc.
tailed at pOstoffices and telegraph
stations. FOurnet lt Is believed. Is
determined to fOrclbly dlsarm the
Greeks. King constantine has called
all reserve officers to the cOlOrs.