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The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1916-09-08

FIRST crook-1ls there much compe
tition d this town IN our line2"
Second Crook @No-there's only
siX crooks hefcl And three o. them
are handicapped by police jobs ''-
Puck
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1916-09-08

Our charges ~ lnefiicleucy and mes
iect of duty against the weather de-.
narment are hereby Withdrawn. The
recent rains have put the ground ~
fine shape for fall blowing and even
though they came a little Tate We glye'
them our hearty approval.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1916-09-08

The situation needs careful handling
when YOU want q woman's graphic
phone al your party bat don't want
b hg.--l-ouisville courier.Journal.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1916-09-08

The Lawyer-"The precedents are
against you. madam
The Wen, sue them TOO.
then. Boston Transcript
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1916-09-08

Men Of an races speak common
language when they bump tlneir sbius
on d chair Ia the dark.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1916-09-08

%r Hughes mas made 4 fluke of hlg
effort ~ convince the country thai
deserving DemocratsT should not
have lobs. The very Idea Is preposY9
our.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1916-09-08

II has beea noticed That the rolf
At the door ms ~ appetite for storks
st Louis Globe Democrat,
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1916-09-08

Many a man makes fool Of himself
getting married and another eetiing
divorced.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1916-09-08

A man carrying home a lot Of Gu
cUmDers il i sign he's going to
have pains for his labor.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1916-09-08
WHEN you SEE

a woman wearing pink sports hat.
il y q sign she aaLts 70 appear bright.
man bring nome only So out u biz
pay envelope. il Is z sign he's bought
q FliFver.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1916-09-08

a woman siafn the paper On the floor
IN disgust i s. y sign Il Is fuli Of poll
iips Instead " other scandals.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1916-09-08

u would well b. worth while 20 go
after that Ozark trail for chickasha
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1916-09-08
oeepest cold Mn.

The deepest gold milne in the world
Is ii Brazil.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1916-09-08

Ordinarily the shock which new
mOtorist gets when he collides with
the curb Or telephone post isn't half a.
severe az the one he experiences when
be receives his garage bill
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1916-09-08

Wait a minu'e-we we're about %
forget tnat the world series vim soon
81 on tap n you haven't pickles the
SINNERS you'd better hurry
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1916-09-08

You might just a. we'll submit = tho
inevitable brother The average wo-
man feels ;hat Il y her religious duty
10 boss her husband
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1916-04-23

ished car depart at the other. And all without
wasting a second.
They called for the utmost In automatic ma.
chimes. Hundreds of costly machines have been
discarded for machines which could save few
pennies per part.
They called for lighter parts. built of tougher
steel There are in the New Mitchell l84 drop
foreines and ESQ steel stampinfa
They called for simple construction. Every need.
less part has been eliminated. Every man is given
one operation.
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1916-04-23
Some of Our 26 Extras

These are some of the extras which the New
Mitchell offers. No other car in this class we be-
lieve, offers more than two of them. No other
car at any price offers more than three or four:
Extra room--a l27.inch wheebase. Compare
that with other Skies.
Motor.driven tire pump. with pressure GAUGE
on the tubing
Reversible head lamps- iehh which shine
forward or backward. or wherever you want light
carburetor which costs IS per cent more than
the usual.
Bate cantiever rear springs. which double the
ease OF riding.
Oversize steering parts. made of Chrome. e.Vana.
dum steel and fitted with ball bearings.
Chrome.V .Vanadium steel for all parts which
meet major strains
An engine with drilled pistons and other per.
fcctions to give wondrous power for its size.
A 22.coat body finish OF most enduring ustre.
Electric light in the tonneau.
Engine primer on instrument board.
Locked compartment for articles Of value
Tool compartment under hood.
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1916-04-23

This New Mitchell body was designed after the
New York Show. 1t came out three months later
than most current models,
1t combines all the new lines, beauties. features
and equipment which our experts found In the
1916 models,
1t follows what our artists consider the hand,
soonest models created, II has the new tonneau
cowl. 1t has the new equipment ieatures-one'
man top jiffy curtains. hidden extra seats in the
ton1eau, etc,
The uph9litey is asaans isshX deeply filled l,ai
comfort
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1916-04-23
Handles for entering car.
Compartment gasoline tank. 1917 GALLONS.
These-PluS All Else

These extras and others-26 OF them-come on
the New Mitchell plus everything else which quail.
ity makers can offer.
These are new features in motor car building.
Some of them are most important. All would be
missed if omitted. And they all come to you in
this car as premium. paid for by factory savings.
Usually, when one maker gives so much more
than another. you suspect him of hidden skimpink.
Let us remind you that the Mitchell has long
been the first choice of great engineers. We will
send you list if you ask ita long list of the ablest
engineers in America who selected the Mitchell car.
We know of six Mitchell cars which have to.
gether covered 9S6,227 mil es-an average OF
164, ,372 each. That's record. we think, that has
never been matched.
Every part and material-every standard OF
quaty-is that which the best engineers have
adopted AT twice the price we could find no way
TO improve one important detail.
Efficiency means, above everything else, maxi.
mum service to customers. And we shall never
let a car excel the Mitchell in that
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1916-04-23

Not less than ten thousand important economies
have been worked out under Mr. Bate.
Costs Reduced Half
This New Mitchell car is produced for one-hah
what it would have cost us seven years ago.
1t is built for oneffth less than it could be built
If we let others make our important parts.
How much we save is shown by our extras. Our
price low for big Light Six of the highest erade
Yet we offer 70 extras-some very costly. And all
OF these features which rivals don't offer are paid
for through factory efficiency
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1916-04-23
Twice AS Easy Riding

In ease of riding the New Mitchell stands gu.
preme, That is due to the Bate cantever sprinss.
which no other car embodies.
The extra comfort. compared with other car',
seems unbelievable, 1t rides the rouehest places
as boat rides waves, There is never JOLT No
shock ahsorbers are needed on this car, Your
Mitchell dealer can prove this in FIVE minutes.
In ease Of ridinG, and In the 26 extras you will
find the New Mitchell an unmaichabe car In
every other fespeet-in the chassis or body. you
will find it the equal Of the best, Go see II and
you want
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1916-04-23
John w. Bate-The Efficiency Expert
Offers 26 Extra Features-Unique to the Mitchell
All Paid for Through Factory Savings

John w. Bate, the efficiency expert,
has worked years to create here the model
motor car factory
1t has meant the investment of $5,000,000.
Nearly IS acres have been covered with
buildings. And 1902 efficient machines are
installed in them.
Costs have been cut on thousands of parts
and on countless operations. Now 90 per
cent of the New Mitchell car is built in this
model shop. And the savings are shown by
the 26 extras which this car embodies.
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1916-04-23
An After-ShOw Design

Thus the New Mitchell typihes. in every way,
the current conception OF masterpiece car.
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1916-04-23

Fathers and sons in the Mitchell.Lewis
concern have operated factories for 81
years.
We have built millions of vehicles in
volving close competition. And we sue.
ceeded beyond others through efficiency.
In 1903 when we entered motor car
building we aimed to minimize factory
costs in that line. We knew the time would
come when supreme efficiency would make
one car the master of its class.
1t has taken l3 years, because the line
was new. Countless machines had to be
invented. countless ideas evolved.
1t took ten years to arrive at a settled
model, after building Fours, Skies and
Fights.
In the Mitchell Light Six we found, 1t
seems, the type that has come to stay, And
we are equipped to build that type In tho
finest way at the lowest cost. The evidence
lies in the many Mitchell features which
are not found in other cars,
The Wicked Waste
Tho bane OF this industry because OF Its Infancy,
has been extravaeance and waste 1t was so with US
and all.
Most makers started by assembling their cars.
Most maker still buy large share OF their parts
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1916-04-23

With %8 Horsepower High-speed
Six-Cylinder Motor. Wheelbase,
l27inches. Anti=6kid Tires oaRear,
Complete Equipment including
Engine=Brivea Tire=Pamp, Be-
yersible Searehiights, etc,
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1916-04-23

Dozens OF separate costs and profits were in.
cuded in a car. Thus the buyer got scanty value
compared with other lines.
But there has for years been an over-demand
The value in cars was not scrutnized closely. Com.
petition forced none to close figuring So factory
efficiency has been little considered among Of
the Mitchell Grade.
Insatiae demand 10 all that tided this industry
through years Of such matchless extravaeance.
Done by John w. Bate
John W. Bate, expert In efficiency. was the
first big man we brought to this motor car factory
This great engineer had for II years devoted his
genius to factory efficiency Several vast industries
had been revoutonlzed by his methods,
We secured able designers, inventors and sales
men, But note that our chief man was an efficiency
expert. He came In our infancy a. motor car
builders. And the place the New Mitchell will
claim from now on Il due to John w, Bate,
This great Mitchell plant ls as fine an example
of factory efficiency as 10 found In any line In
America
Thousands of Savings
Mr., Bates methods called for one-story build
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1916-10-24
SAYS HOT WATER
WASHES P0IS0NS
FROM THE LIVER
Everyone should drink hot water
with phosphate In II
before breakfast

To feel as fine as the proverblal
fiddle, we must keep the liver washed
clean. almost every morning. to pre-
vent Its spopge-like pores from clog
g,ng with indigestible material, sour
bile and poisonous toxin, says noted
physician.
Ii you get headaches, it's your liver.
II you catch cold easily, It's your liver.
II YOU wake up with bad taste, fur
red tongue, nasty breath or stomach
becomes rancid, it's your liver: Sal
low skin, muddy complexion, watery
eyes all denote liver uncleanllness.
Your liver is the most important, al.
so the most abused and neglected or
gan OF the body. Few know It's func-
ton or how to release the damned
up body waste. bile and toxins. Most
folks resort to violent calOmel, which
Is a dangerous, salivating chemical
which can only he used occasionally
beause 1t accumulates in the tissues,
also attaks the bones.
Every man and woman, sick or well
should drink each morning before
breakfast, a glass Of hot water with
teaspoonful OF limestone phosphate
In It, to wash from the liver and
bowels the previous days lndigestivle
material, the polsons sour bile and
toxins; thus cleansing, sweeten'ng
and freshenlng the entire alimentary
canal before putting more food into
the stomach.
Limestone phosphate does not re-
strict the diet like calomel, because
It can not sallvate, for 1t is harmless
and you can eat anything afterwards.
It is inexpensive and almost tasteless.
AMI Rny pharmacist will cell you q
quarter pound, which ls sufficient for
demonstration Of how hot water
and limestone phosphate cleans, stim-
ulates and freshens the liver, keeping
you feeling 1T day in and day out.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1916-10-24

point Of appreciation of this insur-
ance. For example, one woman has
requested that the $500 be distribut.
ed amongst her seven children.
Doubtless. she feels that at least she
has now some small protection for
thO-e dear to her IN case their sup
port Is withdrawn by reason of her
death.
The John Bollman company who
have established this new scheme, are
Urge manufacturers of cigarettes in
San Francisco. This is in line with
the many other favorable working
conditions for those employed by
them that they have embodied into
their new and modern plant.
A trip through this modern factory
with its spotless tile walls, its ligh
cheerful working floors, rest rooms
shower baths and restaurant facilities
is an education along Industrial wei
fare lines.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1916-10-24
MURDERER OF AUSTRIAN
PREMIER WAS INSANE
Vienna Authorities Act Promptly to
Prevent Demonstrations Following
Assassination.
(Carl Ackerman.l

BERLIN, Oct. 24.-Vienna author.
tiles acted promptly to prevent DEM
onstrations following the assassina-
tion of the Austrian Premier Stuerghk
Saturday. The usual Sunday meet
ings were prohibited and although
crowds gathered denouncing the as
sass'n, there were no disturbances.
DR.. Frederick Adler, the murderer
collapsed when the meetings were
prohibited. He told his jailers he be.
lieved the Vienna crowds would ap,
prove his act and expected radical So
ciallsts to lead the disturbances.
A post mortem examination con-
firmed the reports that three bullets
entered the premier's head.
Vienna reported that Baron Beck,
a former premier, was the probable
successor. Prince Hohenlohe, minis.
ter of the interior. is temporarily
acting.
German socialists declare that Ad.
Ter was insane. He was considered ir-
rational while studying in Munich
several years ago.
Adler's preliminary examination
was made yesterday. He refused 20
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1916-10-24
GR9e,Bl,1l8 \! Q50PIdkgP0E1t1c2
By Ellis Parker Butler Author q k6s IgpTSsT

Il see" said Terry, the Big Cop, a.
he selected his customary morning
apple from the pile on Banana joe:
stand; u see Woodrow Wilson has
once more ruined the country"
"Yes!" queried Joe as he chose an
apple to replace the one the Big Cor
had d, taken; Who tella you that?"
The Republican oratorical out
hursters, said the Big Cop. "They
tell me that one reason the United
States of America is in such a de-
2!orable condition of peace and pros
perity is because Woodrow fathered
this Federal Reserve Act. They tell
me he should be beaten, come Novem-
Der, because Of the various and sun
dry things he has done to make the
nation well fed and prosperous, as it
has seldom been before. Look at it,
they say, every man has a Job that
wants one and every manufacturer
is making money. Is it right? Un-
der Woodrow we are having good
times like We never had before. It's
crime to let it go on. We should
change leaders and see If we can't
have a good old-fashioned run Of bad
luck again
IF that's not what they say, Joe,
It must be what they mean. It's as
if Maggie, my wife, should say:
Terry. | don't know what's the mat
ter with baby John, he's that fat and
well and happy! Ever since we got
the new nurse as been improving
by leaps and bounds, and don't YOU
think we had better fire the new
nurse and try another one? It's bad
policy to let well-eno1gh alone, Terry.
The child seems to unable to be sick
while we have the present nurse,
Let's fire her and try a new expert
ment.'
"You would think" the Big Cop
continued thoughtfully, shat what
Abraham Lincoln said was; BY all
means change horses whilst crossing
the stream Do you know, Joe. there
are times when | almost think the
Republicans are 1ard put to It to
hunt up something to kick about.
There are moments when | have a
feeling that, if they were not ReDub-
licans and there were no jobs to fill
and it was not so close to election
time. they would be dang glad we
happen to have a man like Woodrow
in the White House. OF course, mind
you, there are some of our high
minded captains of finance that have
a right to have a crouch.
Il refer to the corpse squeezers,
Joe: them financial magnates that
Rave had glad times in the past when
panic days came around. Twas then
they made the commerce and manu-.
facture of the nation hJesl bloody
murder Twas then they had the |
country by the throat and choked the |
last cent out of it. since twas to
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1916-10-24
-NsURES ITS EMPLOYEES
FREE OF CHARGE
California Company Inauguratc4 New
Industrial welfare scheme

In line with modern efforts to-
ward welfare in working conditions.
one progressive manufacturer In San
Francisco has recently inaugurated a
plan of insuring the lives of It's en-
ployes, free OF any cost to them.
Under this pan. each employe OF
the company Is asked to designate In
writing the person or persons he or
she wishes to become beneficiary in
the event of death. To such benefit
ciary. this company has agreed to
lay the sum of $500 in the event of
the death of the employe.
The plan has received the hearty
APPROVAL Of the large corps OF fac
tory workers office employees and
salesmen employed by the company
Especially in the case Of factory work.
ers the in -urance has been greatly
apprec ated, as it often happens that
thev are rot in position to provide for
those dependent upon them In case
OF their death.
A glance at the list Of beneficiaries
DESIGNATED is interesting from the
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1916-10-24
STOMACH ACTS FINE!
NO INDIGESTION, GAS,
HEARTBURN, ACIDITY
ePAPES DIAPEPSIN" FIXES SICK
SOUR. UPSET STOMACHS IN
FIVE MINUTES

You dent want q slow remedy when
your stomach Is bad-or an uncertain
one--Or a harmful one-your stom-
ach is too valuable; you mustn't in
sure it with drastic drugs.
Pape's Diapeps.n is noted for its
speed in giving relief; its harmless
ness: it's certain, unfailing action IL
regulating sick sour, gassy stomachs
Its million of cures in Indigestion.
dyspepsia, gastrits and other stom-
ach trouble has made it famous the
world over
Keep this perfect stomach doctor
I'm your home-keep it handy-get a
large fifty-cent case from any drrA
store and then if anyone should eat
something which doesn't agree win
them. If what they eat lays like lead,
fermenfs and sours and forms gas
causes eadaehe, dizziness and nau-
sea: eructations of acid and undgest-
ed food-remember as soon as Pape's
Diapepsin comesSin contact with the
stomach all such distress vanishes.
It's promptness, certainty and ease in
overcoming the worst stomach disor-
ders is a revelation to those who try
It,
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1916-10-24

them only the counry could come for
cash relief in panic TINES. Twas some
grand orgies of blood-money-getting
they had in them days. When money
was scarce it was nuts to them to
make it 'scarcer. Bad times was
their good times, A panic was q
picnic for them.
"POor multimillionaires! Nv heart
bleeds for them since Woodrow faith
cred the Federal Reserve Act. Il
was a sad day for them when the act
put elasticity into the currency and
took the credit system out Of the
hands Of the money trust. Twas
cruel to them to reduce the chance Of
a panic to a minimum.
at is sad, too, to hear them wall
over the small profits the Federal
Reserve banks are making. Il
touches the heart to hear them worry
lest the new system will not work
well should occasion come to test it.
'Tis like the poacher who used to
poach from a friend Of mine up in
the Catskills when my friend was
laid up with rheumatism. Poor Jim!'
he says. Hes got a gun to protect
him now. When he's sick he can lay
in bed and shoot at me from his
window. But l don't know! I'm
afraid maybe it isn't a good gun. 1t
isn't the gun I'd have bought for him
to use against me, if / had had the
buying Nor was it, Joe. The kind
of gun he would have bought would
have been one of these little wooden
ones that shoot a cork the length Of
a two-foot string.
That's the kind Of currency re-
form the corpse squeezers would have
liked-a pop-gun reform-plenty of
noise and no effect. They had been
working on one for years, | remem-
Der. Every session Of Congress they
got it out and tried a new kind Of
cork in the barrel, and shortened or
heightened the string that held the
cork from going too far, but they
never got it ready to use. Someone
was always saying, We need a
stronger string, and a softer cork;
we don't want it to hurt any Of its
friends So they puttered with it,
world without end. have a mind it
was to be a never-eor. .pleted gun,
Joe. But Woodrow had the new gun
and had it oiled, and loaded with
anti. panic powder and anti-money-
trust bullets, and ready to shoot, be-
fore we knew he was elected, almost.
"That's the way he is, Joe. When
it is mad step that may bring the
nation to ruin and grief he stops and
thinks; when it is a step toward
sanity he's as quick as a stroke Of
lightning. If he just lacked one
thing that he's got he would be an
easy man to beat. Joe; but he's got
it."
what iSa eet?" asked Joe.
"Brains." said the Big Cop.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1916-10-24
FRENCH STORM AND TAKE
HILL 1873; WARPLANES ACTIVE

PARIS. Oct 24.-It is announced
the French stormed and captured
Hill 1873. northwest Of -sallllsel.
Aeroplanes shelled Luneville. Twenty
four French warplanes dropped four
tons Of projectiles on the munitions
works and railroad centers. The
French have captured four hundred
and fifty prisoners in the Chaulnes
sector since Saturday The Germans
exploded a mine southeast of Dunes
nil but we're unable to occupy the era
ter.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1916-10-24
PROMINENT DEFACTO
GENERAL IS KILLED
General Ozuna D,ed Fighting Villa
Saturday-RepOrts of Battle Are
GarbIed, Only Meager Details BC-
ing Obtainable.

Ell PASO, Oct. 24.-United States
government agents learned that Gen
eral ozuna died fighting villa Satur-
day. Colonel Martin Salinas was re-
riously wounded. Villa was encamp.
ed at Fresno. 10 miles west Of Chihul-
hua City, Sunday night.
Mexican sources did not verify the
reports. An unusually rigid censor
ship has been maintained since the
battle. Mining company representa-
tives were allowed to send only mea-
ger details. chihuahua papers print
vague accounts, claiming q Carran-
zlsta victory.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1916-10-24
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