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New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1916-11-29
WHO NAMED the TuRkEY7
Thanksgiving Bird. Does Not ow. L.
Name "a $ha noka =, rnad.n r>.,

Thanksgiving Bird Does Not on, L,
Name 20 the Mohammedan Country.
How the turkey came by its name
has been moot question for a long
time.
The Thanksgiving fowl is an Amer
lean bird which was introduced To
Europe from the new world and had
nothing whatever to do with Turkey
or the Turks. The name turkey. how.
ever, was originally applied to the fowl
which is now known as the guinea
fowl. and some authors in the six.
teenth and seventeenth centuries CON
founded the two species.
As both birds became more common
and better known, to quote the En-
cyclopedia Britannica, ''the distinction
was gradually perceived, and the name
turkey became restricted to that from
the new world, possibly because of it's
repeated call note. to be syllabled
turk. turk, turk whereby it may be
almost said to have named itself. The
turkey, so far as we know, was flrst
described by Oviedo in his 'Sumario de
Ia natural historic de las Indias,' said
to have been published In 1927"
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1916-11-29

Uric acid in meat excites the kidneys,
they become overworked; get sluggish,
ache, and feel like Jumps of lead. The
urine becomes cloudy; the bladder is irri-
tated, and you may be obliged to seek re-
lief two or three times during the night.
When the kidneys clog you must help
them flush off the bodys urinols waste
or you'll be a real sick person shortly.
At first you feel Dull misery in the kid
ney region, you suffer from backache,
sick headache, dizziness, stomach gets
sour, tongue coated and you feel rheu-
matte twinges when the weather is bad.
Eat less meat, drink lots of water;
also get from any pharmacist four ounces
of Jad Salts; take a tablespoonful
in glass of water before breakfast
for a few days and your kidneys will
then act fine. This famous salts is made
from the acid Of grapes and lemon juice,
combined with lithia, and has been used
for generations to clean clogged kidneys
and stimulate them to normal activity,
also to neutralize the acids in urine, so
it no longer is a source of irritation,
thus ending bladder weakness.
Jad Salts is inexpensive, cannot in
jure; makes a delightful effervescent
Whitewater drink which everyone should
take now and then to keep the kidneys
clean and active. Druggists here say
they sell lots Of Jad Salts to folks who
believe in overcoming kidney trouble
while it is only trouble.
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1916-11-29
.DARkEN GRAY HA|R,
LOOK YOUNG, PRETTY
Sage Tea and Sulphur Darker,
So Naturally that No
body can tell.

Hair that loses its color and 1ustre, or
when it fades, turns gray, dull and life
less, is caused BY q lack of sulphur In
the hair. Our grandmother made up .
mixture of Sage Tea and Sulphur to
keep her locks dark and beautiful, and
thousands of women and men who value
that even color, that beautiful dark
shade of hair which is 90 attractive, use
only this old-time recipe.
Nowadays we get this famous mixture
improved by the addition of other ingredi-
ents by asking at any drug store for So
cent bottle of "Wyeth's Sage and Sui
phur Compound" which darkens the
hair SO naturally, so evenly, that.nobody
can possibly tell it has been applied. You
just dampen sponge or soft brush with
it and draw this through your hair, tax
ing one small strand at time. By morn
ing the gray hair disappears; but what
delights The ladies with Wyeth's Sage and
Sulphur Compound, is that, besides beau
tifully darkening the hair after al few
applications, it also brings back the gloss
and lustre and gives it an appearance
of abundance.
Wyeth's Sage and Sulphur Compound
is a delightful toilet requisite to impart
color and youthful appearance to the
hair. It is not intended for the cure,
mitigation or prevention of disease.
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1916-11-29
THE UNyTzSE. MAN

TIE Turks have a fable which 1as. a
large element Of truth N it. As w51,1:sn
was walking, 9 Ta2n Gazed ia5ently al
ier and then followed ner at q resyeet-
I'll distance. TIE woman stopped and
waited for nm.
Why" she asked, do YOU follow
met"
"Because," he replied, Z have fallon
in love with you"
why so?' returned the wornal1.
My sister, who is coming after he, is
much ha11clsanaer than /. 60 and maze
love to her.
Tie man 5lrnes! back and saw most
cnattractivc woman. Graatly els
pleased ne returned and said: way
Gid you tell me fal8eaood?"
Because you told me che" answered
tie woman. For, if you were in love
with me, why did you look back for
another wonaan?"-Ex.
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1916-11-29

Mrs. Philip Knees Of Milford township.
l'who accompanied her mother, !, Mrs.
ICleora Friedman to St. Paul last week,
to visit relatives returned home Monday.
jos. ]. Dietz who has sold his farm
in the Town of Cottonwood has re-
moved to New Ulm and is living in the
fiat in his building over the Red Front
Grocery.
Mr.. and Mrs. Fremont Gilbert enter
tanned number of friends in honor of
Mr.. Gilbert's birthday last Wednesday
evening. The evening was spent in
playing cards and a Dutch lunch was
served.
Little Adolph Koehler, son Of Rev. F..
Koehler Of Nicollet is doing very nicely
at the Union Hospital here where he was
brought for treatment but has to remain
few weeks yet.
The wives Of the professors of the
college and Mrs. o. r. Burk were enter
tanned by Mrs. R. Albrecht last Thurs
day afternoon. A most enjoyable time
was spent till late in the evening.
None of the New Ulm students at
tending Carlton College, at Mortified,
:r, expected home for Thanksgiving.
That college allows but one day for the
holiday, not giving them time to reach
home and return in time for their classes.
Rev. j. Naumann of St. Paul, Presi-
dent Of the Lutheran MINI. Synod at
tended the Board of Directors meeting
at the DR.. M. L. College on Wednesday
Rev. w. C.. Albrecht of Sleepy Eye,
Secretary, was also present.
The marriage of Jacob Bradley and
Miss Pauline Forst, both of this city,
took place at the Holy Trinity Catholic
church at 9 o'clock Tuesday morning,
Rev. Robert Schlinkert officiating. The
witnesses were DR.. A. V. Seifert and
Miss Dorothy Radcliff. The ceremony
was performed in the presence of a,large
number of friends of the couple.
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1916-11-29
DO your

!. U.s. j q i ii
Do you believe in fire protection? M
Do you practice it in your home OF
place of business?
Do you make periodical inspections Of
your premises, to make sure that attic,
basement, store-rooms and closets are
in good order?
Do you have a metal receptacle for
rubbish and waste?
Do you have metal receptacles for
ashes?
Do you have your heating plant in
spected and the fues or chimneys cleaned
at least once year? 8
Do you inspect your gas and electric
light fixtures and extension cords oc-
casionally?
Do you protect your home or place of
business with an approved hand ex-
tinguisher?
Do you keep one on your car?
Do you carry fire insurance? OF
course you do. Then you should make
an effort to reduce the fire hazard by
following the above suggestions.
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1916-11-29
BOTH WERE WORRIED


Two colored brothers were seemingly
about to come to blows.
"Niggah, don't mess wild me- warned
one, "cause when y do ye' sure is firth
wild hearse,'
Don't pesticate wild me, niggah," re.
piled the other, showing great bony fist
don't fo'ce me TO to: press dis upon yo'
cause if yo' do, Ah'll hit you so had
Ah'll seperate yo' ideas from yo' habits
Ah'll just natcherally knock yo' from
amazin grace into a floatin' opportunity.
IF yo' mess wild me, niggah," replied
the other, "Ah'll jest make one pass
an dere'll be man pattin' yo' in dc
face wild spade tomorrow mornin'. y
Atlanta Constitution.
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1916-11-29
FALL WEDDINGS
tlii q ,a u
Wilt-Vogel

"lll-VO&el
Edward G.. Vogel of this city, was
joined in marriage Thursday morning,
to Miss Elsie Elizabeth Wilt, daughter
OF Mr.. and Mrs. Joseph Wilt Of LAmber-
ton, the ceremony taking place at St.
Joseph's Catholic church in that place.
Rev. Father Normoyle was the officiat-
ing clergyman. The double ring cere-
mony was used.
OF the wedding the Lamberton Star
says: '"The bride wore a handsome
travelling suit of African brown broad
cloth with hat and shoes to match and
wore bouquet of sweet peas. She was
attended by Miss Fannie Kral of New
Ulm, a cousin of the groom, and Mr..
Henry Wilt, brother of the bride, acted
as groomsman.
Following the ceremony the bridal
party repaired to the home of the brides
parents, where at noon wedding dinner
was served in courses to about fifty
guests, many of whom were relatives of
the contracting parties from out of town.
The home was beautifully decorated
with carnations, roses and chrysanthe-
NUNS.
1.-THE bride is we'll and popularity
known here and has host of friends and
admirers. She has grown to young
womanhood in this city, she attended the
Lamberton schools, and has since been
employed by her father in the con-
fectionery store. The groom is the son
of Mrs. George Vogel of New Ulm and
is valued employee of the State Bank
of that city.
"The happy young couple left on the
four o'clock train for Chicago, expecting
to visit there and at other points before
returning to New Ulm, where they will
be ''at home" after February first"
Friday, Nov. "a. occurred the 25th
anniversary OF the marriage of Mr.. and
Mrs. William Palmer of West Newton.
Lest they might forget that eventful day
a large party of friends and relatives
gathered at their home in the evening to
extend their congratulations. Members
of the party decorated the bride and
groom of rs years ago with flowers and
we daresay the couple looked as youth
full and jubilant as rs years ago. The
evening was pleasantly spent in games
and sumptuous lap-lunch was served
to 80 people.
Among the number assembled were the
following: Mr.. and Mrs. Ernest Kienen
and family; Mr.. Otto Palmer and family;
Mr.. and Mrs. Louis Palmer and family;
Mr.. and Mrs. Fred Kienlein and family.
Mr.. and Mrs. Frank Kienlein and
family; Mr.. and Mrs. Art Blake and
family; Mr.. John Kienlein; Miss A. r.
Kienlein; Mr.. Frank Wagner; Miss
Julia Miller; Miss: Eleanor Emmerich;
Mr.. and Mrs. John Liebl, all of Ft.
Ridgely; Mr.. and Mrs. ice Ignore; Mr..
and Mrs. Art Schaeffer from New Ulnn,
Mr.. and Mrs. Palmer received many
beautiful gifts.
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1916-11-29
10 CENT .CAsCARETs"
IF BILIOUS OR CosTIVE
For Sick Headache, Sour Stomach,
Sluggish Liver and 1owels-They
work while you sleep.

Furred Tongue, Bad Taste, 1ndiges.
ton, Sallow Skin and Miserable Head.
aches come from a torpid liver and
clogged bowels, which cause your
stomach to become filled with undi-
gested food, which sours and ferments
like garbage in swill barrel. That's
the FIRST step to untold misery-indi-
gestion, foul gases, bad BREATH, yellow
skin, mental fears, everything that is
horrible and nauseating. A Cascaret
tonight will give your constipated
bowels a thorough cleansing and
straighten you out. by morning. They
work while you sleep-a 10-cent boz
from your druggist will keep you feel
ing good for months.
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1916-11-29
Causes For Thankfulness.

It is worth while in this Thanksgiv-
ing season to contemplate the marvel.
GUS privileges enjoyed by all people in
such land as America-not simply
that plenty of all abounds, that la
Dor is employed, that harvests are
abundant, that prosperity sings the
song of contentment and hope, but that
all things are working together for the
betterment of the conditions affecting
the well being Of mankind. Chancellor
S. B. Mccormick, Pittsburgh.
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1916-11-29
THICK, GLOSSY HAIR
FREE FROM DANDRUFF
Girls! Try it! Hair gets soft, fluffy and
beautiful-Get a rs cent bottle
of Danderine.

If you care for heavy hair that glis-
tens with beauty and is radiant with
life; has an incompatible softness and
is fluffy and lustrous, try Danderine.
Just one application doubles the
beauty of your hair, besides it imme-
liately dissolves every particle Of
landruff. You can not have nice
heavy, healthy hair if you have
dandruff. This destructive scurf robs
the hair Of it's lustre, it's strength and
its very life, and if not overcome it
produces a feverishness and itching Of
the scalp; the hair roots famish,
loosen and die; then the hair falls out
fast. Surely get a 25-cent bottle of
Knowlton's Danderine from any drug
store and just try it.
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1916-11-29
BOWLING.

I
Last week the Meyers tried hard to
win match from the Daniel Webster
Specials, who claim the city champion
ship. Although the winners did not roll
any exceptionally high totals they won
out by majority of 80 pins. F.. Baer
of the Meyers was high man with total
of 600 pins while Ed. HUM followed with
500 pins. In the first game the latter
rolled score Of 226. The scores follow:
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1916-11-29

In the Home League very little bowling
was done, the games being either played
earlier or else postponed. On Friday
the Rex Team and the Hackbarth's
battled in one-sided affair in which the
Rex took three straight. Guentner's
224 score in the second saved that game
for the Rex, while his total of 610 stood
high for the evening. Arthur Book
had streak in the second game and made
a score of 326 but the game was lost.
The results follow:
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1916-11-29
Realty Transfers.

q Il
William Paffrath, John M. Schmidt, J
Mary Foy, Z 8 and B 2 In Bpek-z
& Vista Add. to the village Of Spring
field, $4,000. 4.
William J. Paffrath, John r, Schmid to
Mary Schumacher, Z S and 6 B 1 in
Buena Vista Add, Springfield. $3.50.
William ]. Paffrath, John r. Schmid to
Henry Schade, L II and 1907 B 4 in
Y Buena Vista Add. Springfield, 5000.
William J. Paffrath, John r Schmid to
Rudolph G. Tosch, L 5, 6. z, 8 B4i in
Buena Vista Add, Springfield, $120.
Wesley c. Miller to Geo. J. Haag, L IL
and part Of II B 101, South New Ulm,
100000. ~
Joseph Tastel to Henry Fischerich, L 10
B Sc North, City, 100000.
Fred S. johnson to Carl Dittbenner, L6
E. B 81, Sleepy Eye, $1750.00.
C. M. Miller to Thos. Cullen, Jr., L Is
B Comfrey, Mimi, $4,000.
VIM. c. Schrader to Anna Getting L 2
100 S. City, $23OO.00.
Mary Suess to Alban D. Bertrand, L 2Ss
B39 Sleepy Eye, Mimi, $4,000.
Joseph Sellner to Mary Sellner. S IA d
Ella, Sc T 108 r 80, $1.00.
Mary Sellner to Joseph Sellner. NJ IL Of
S. E. IA Sc T 108 r 81, $1.O0.
"A. R. Kelm, ct al to r. Jensen ct al. Und-
1-2 Of Lot Blk Of Brackenridge's 1st
Add. Sleepy Eye, $1775.OO.
w. G. Wilson, ct al to Oscar Noren, L6
Holm's Add of Comfrey, $1350.OO-
Henry Hughes to Michael Lehrer, L
B 8 Original Plat of the Village OF
Springfield, $l250.0o.
Fritz Winkelmann to sFreike Winke4-
mann, Undivided IL Lots No. and
B s Winona & St. Peter Land Com
pany's first Add. to Springfield, $500.
Ella Burns to Herman Voge, L 3 S IL
of 2, all in B Springfield, $4,000.
William J. Paffrath, John r. Schmid to
Grace Clark, L Z, Springfield, $202-
Ed. J. Kunz to Joseph Kunz, L ID B IS
N. City, $550.00.
Meta Cambron to Palm Carlson, LIS
and "a B 2 Holm's Add. to Comfrey,
$4,000. +
w. J. Pafrath ct al to James G. Gould,
L IL and IL B 1 Buena Vista Add.
Springfield, $4,000.
Barbara Reich to Saint Johns Church,
Searles, L and 10 B z Searles, $50.
H. D. Beussmann to Xaver Wensauer,
S. w. Ia S. "a T. 108 r. 33, $3.50.
Anton Ouren to Benjamin Kjilshus,
SIP of L 2 and 1. B 8, Hanska, $405.
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1916-11-29

Have you maze AMI put up that bird
feeding shelter foc 5ne winter? Do it
now, SszsssA&&iSa
Examine TIE bulbs planted and see If
t1ey aressdrying. II 5:2e sci! is dry water
it well.
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1916-11-29
Two Kinds Of Turkey.

There are two kinds of turkey, the
North American and the smaller and
more brilliant bird found in Guate
mala. Honduras, etc. The northern
wild turkey is now almost extinct and
the southern wild turkey is rare.
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1916-11-29

On Monday the Gold Coins and the
High School teams met and as usual the
former won three straight. Lucas put
in a bid for high score for three games
when he hit the pins for total Of $50,
making 1911, 237 and 202 consecutively.
The second highest team total OF the
season was also made by the Gold
Coins. The scores follow:
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1916-11-29

A good time to get rid Of a few rabbits
about the orchard IS after the first snow
fail. Organize hunt and get q Jew Of
them before they iajare the fruit trees.
They are good to eat at this time.
It will soon be time to cut cions Of
apple trees for use in grating next year.
Store these in sand or sawdllst. They
should neither become dry enough to
,shrivel nor moist enough to start growth.
Good winter window boxes are made
by using small evergreens. Cedar is
perhaps best for this purpose. Some
times small branches are cut and set IN.
Small rooted plants set in the soil are
better.
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1916-11-29
Ode
By JOHN CREENLEAF WHITTIER.


~NCE more the liberal year
\ laughs out
Der richer stores than
gems Of gold;
Once more with harvest song and
shout
Is natures bloodless triumph
told.
Our common mother rests and
sings.
I. ike Ruth. among her garnered
sheaves.
Her lap is full Of goodly things;
Her brow is bright with autumn
leaves.
O favors every year made new!
Q gifts with rain and sunshine
sent!
The bounty overruns cur due;
lhe fu.lness shames cur discon-
tent.
We shut our eyes. and flowers
bloom on;
We murnur. b4t the corn ears
ell;
We choose the%shadov,, but the sun
That casts it SHINES behind us
still.
D.
God gives us with our rugged soil
The power to make it Eden fair
And richer fruits to crown our toll
Than summer welded islands
bear.
Who murmurs at his lot today2
Who scorns his native fruit and
bloom
Or signs for dainties far away
Beside the bounteous board Of
home?
Thank heaven. instead. that free
do.n's arm
Can change rocky soil to gold:
That brave and generous lives car
warm
A cine With northern ices cold.
And let these affairs. wreathed with
flowers
And piled with fruits, awake
again
Thanksgiving for the golden hours,
The early and the latter rain.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1916-10-03

lice searched the vacant lot within a
few minutes, but found no one.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1916-10-03

on a certain Sunday. The
preacher asserted that the ten
were open. The mayor said
they were shut and the prea-
cher didn't know what he was
talking about and the truth
was not in him.
The preacher said he had a
hundred to say that the ten
were open and invited the ma
yor to match him, the losers
hundred to go to charity. The
mayor wrote a piece for the
Alton paper which was filled
with beautiful thoughts and
intimated that he was going to
cover the preachers hundred
but next day, when the prea-
cher wanted to meet him and
his hackers and fix up the ar
ticles of agreement the mayor
and his hundred did not show
up. So charity loses a hundred
and all true sports miss the bet
ting match of the mayor and
the preached.-St. Louis Post
Dispatch.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1916-10-03
A GAME PARSON

nLL true sports will regret
u that the betting bout be-
tween Mayor Beall and
Parson Kenny Of Alton has
been called off. 1t looked for
q while as if the mayor and the
preacher were going to have a
fight to the finish with 500
bills, which would have been
a sight worth going all the way
TO Alton to see.
Betting parsons are so rare
that many Of our best people
have never seen one. And
parsons who bet a hundred at
a throw are as infrequent as
the visits Of the famous Piasa
Bird. Preacher Kenney is the
hundred-a-throw kind. When
he feels like betting he says,
"Betcha hundred" and the
short sports have to say "gosd
evening" and go home.
The preacher discovered the
other dav that there was a diff
ference between him and the
mavor as to whether ten, sa-
looms had been open in Alton
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1916-10-03
DON'T FORGET TO REGIS.
TER

NJ HERE are such vital is
VI sues involved in the COM
ing election that no one
should fail to register and vote.
There is a bill on the ballot for
an eastern Oregon normal
school. There is brewery
amendment up concerning
which radically different views
are held. There are other
measures Of Importance to Ore
gon to be decided on Novem-
ber Z. But above all in pub
lie interest looms the presiden-
tial election. The outcome of
that voting may mean much to
the United States. The cause
of progressivism is involved in
the success of the president.
The question of peace or war
for America is quite likely to
depend upon who is the next
occupant of the White House.
Take no chance on losing
your vote.
Register now if you are not
enrolled.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1916-10-03

woody west to line up votes for
Hughes have designs ON more
than the feminine political con-
tingent out this way. A press
dispatch telling of the depart
ure from Gotham reveals the
fact that famous actress,
Marie DresSler, led the cheer
ing on the train and danced a
war dance from the rear plat
form as the train pulled out for
the "hinterland."
That there should be a cheer
leader accompanying the train
is reasonable enough, There
may be times at some of the
Hughes meeting when little
professional pep making will
come in handy, But why the
need of a dancing eommedien-
ne if as announced the New
York ladies are iourneying
forth for the purpose of round
ing up the country women vote.
Are they also bringing some ci-
garS along for our wives, sweet
hearts and mothers?
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1916-10-03
Says Simple Remedy
Prolonged His Life
DIR. CABDWELIiS SYRUP PEPSIN
EFFECTIVE AS A REMEDY
FOR CONSTIPATION.

Among older people the various or
gans of the body have tendency to
slow mp and weaken, and this is usu'
ally first manifest in a pronounced
inactivity of the bowels,
Good health is dependent on regu-
larity in this important function;
whenever there Is the slightest indi-
cation of constipation mild laxative
should be taken to relieve the conges-
ton and dispose of the accumulated
waste. Cathartics or purgatiyes
should not be employed, however;
these are too violent in action and
their effect is only temporary.
A mild laxative such as the COM
bination of simple laxative herbs with
pepsin. known as Or. Caldwell's syrup
Pepsln, Is the ideal remedy. 1t is
gentle in its action, bringing relief in
an easy. natural manner, without
gripping or other pain or dis
comfort, Is pleasant to the taste, and
can be obtained In any drug store.
MIR Robert LeForgee, 91S Kirk
wood Boulevard, Davenport, Iowa,
saws he has always had bottle Of
Or. Caldwell's syrup Pepsin in The
house for the past eighteen years, and
that by using it occasionally as the