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Amarillo daily news. [volume] (Amarillo, Tex.) 19??-current, 1916-11-09

HELENA. Mont N0f Re-
turns ou ,hc congregations election
while sim far from complete Ind.
cate TONIGHT that both John NJ Evan,
and ll1uN o. Mitchell Democrats
have been elected hy from $500 Co
$1,000 Ni, Jraunot'r Rankin has
uu ahead uf George Fsrr her Nr.
publican rHu...ae Dot b.. apparently
defeated
Amarillo daily news. [volume] (Amarillo, Tex.) 19??-current, 1916-11-09
Main

PORT RNn Ne Nov 1-ra-
MICA ..ulIaie returns tonight
... heaviest presidential vote ever
'.e sip'e with the eN-en-
..r ~ .fs. at the Ereenbark cleo
. Iss. lasa Hurhes o. plurality
% E.fIs lei had 49, sg- against
gr Hr Wlkn
Amarillo daily news. [volume] (Amarillo, Tex.) 19??-current, 1916-11-09

CHETENNE Wyo. SOW s
win COS precincts heard rom our
of 5ss 100 tHe state Wilson aas "a lead
81 $500 Eard-cs Democrat elect
ed United States senator M0nde.|
elected repre- rrfa''.'
Amarillo daily news. [volume] (Amarillo, Tex.) 19??-current, 1916-11-09

precincts gave Congressman Frank
Nsndeil o lead ~ l3l votes over bis
Democrat. opponent John % Clark
Amarillo daily news. [volume] (Amarillo, Tex.) 19??-current, 1916-11-09

KANSAS CITY Sow p 7.tl ..
Returns from l.1Is out OF D.
49, Kansas precincts give Wilson
l2s.3tf Hughes ls7s09.
On iHr race Tor governor. returns
from 1896 Kansas precincts give
Governor Capp"r republican z9s-
POI iaIsIrr democrat 1855
Amarillo daily news. [volume] (Amarillo, Tex.) 19??-current, 1916-11-09

KhSsAs CITY So. Returns
ruu $50. out oi .t.' Kansas PIE
..ar's r..e Wilson ..r CSC Hughes
Itf.F13
ln me governor. race Governor
Dp'r Republican n.'l 1000 pre-.
.lncr heard from continued 'o hold
l.s iced User .ansl0u Democrat
IHr vote aas Copper ..Hsft ians.
H.u Ils.-s-
Amarillo daily news. [volume] (Amarillo, Tex.) 19??-current, 1916-11-09

FHiifbtIru.N. Nar s.ts aa
i.Nouai election districts ife heard
Amarillo daily news. [volume] (Amarillo, Tex.) 19??-current, 1916-11-09

Amarillo Daily News
Published by
DAILY NEWS COMPANY
rs West Fifth Street
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TELEPHONES
Bushes, Ofes-27j Ed.ona Room. 41l
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E.tsred a. .soondca,, matter at ,hs post oo, Amanlo
IsSas under the act OF March ;. 1879
Only morning newspaper % ,h Amarillo County co,e,, the
Ponhandl. Texas sew Meo southern Colorado and
Western Oklahoma from twelve twenty tour hours advance Of
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SUBSCRIPTION RATES
The Dahl New. will be delivered by anywhere hma
nlo by outside Of the city g. 90 geo, 90, month
sdyareo
LEASED WIRE ASSOCIATED PRESS
AmanIo readI, p.s,,,.og every pb,,e OF development
and the outlook appealing
a,u,, cooperative ,pa, e oo, Il h. ,,-,, need, OF >or
I-sas and De- surely ,o"d"s
Co, shortage. .oo,au. I., .luue = l.,4,ul, aud so
continue, up TO seo aya ns.ar' hon"
p.e ,b .e.uoo OF IN, state ,esple the need of standing
gehe, 30 'hc support of o.. interests
tusIy when Do. ,r,r OF b, national rI,.ooo shall be- ,o
noun,,d the peaplr wi, 900 have rhc, to.t, 20 perform
Getting the people together and keeping them . wy, he
nj
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Amarillo daily news. [volume] (Amarillo, Tex.) 19??-current, 1916-11-09

Berer cooperative ,pn e h. ,~,' need, , N,u.~'
I-sas and 10 FL surely ,puuug
Amarillo daily news. [volume] (Amarillo, Tex.) 19??-current, 1916-11-09

D.e tb section . no state ealle The need OF standing 90
geh,r Iu The support oi common interests
Amarillo daily news. [volume] (Amarillo, Tex.) 19??-current, 1916-11-09

III, DAILY New. viii be delivered BY anywhere Anna
nlo outside Of the y for g. 90 sea, 90, month
10 sdvauco
Amarillo daily news. [volume] (Amarillo, Tex.) 19??-current, 1916-11-09

CHARLESTON. 49, Na Sow b..
SOS. Prom 1885 precincts OUT
of 40. no West virginia g,s
finishes H..U Wilson IH' So"
.-.. H....H.. for governor L.tv
Robinson Republican IU. tt'.
.H.UNs.' democrat lUt.u'' 1888
r-. .r.f- .., senate give sutherland.
Republican fHr. u-. chiffon 1.f.
HOE
Amarillo daily news. [volume] (Amarillo, Tex.) 19??-current, 1916-11-09

CHARLESTON. W va $50 0. %
Return. from 1896 precincts
.T' .f i.f. 10 West Virginia st"
Ul..a- ~. fll Wilson lHr.f.f
CHARLESTON NUy .- O. O. mI
Return. r. 1905 precincts uu' ut
$50. .u West virginia gives NHsh,s
J.. I"H Wilson i04.rt4
Amarillo daily news. [volume] (Amarillo, Tex.) 19??-current, 1916-11-09

pug calvert citizen o Amtr..I"
who . wearing fHr color %. T.
o. seem. 200 p. smashing 800 opposing
line. 90 pigments thar '.a christ
ian. have So, mot Doc also being
uer oae1 Tor 'he Fob OF aI'-s'a'e all.
rnuu.a from 'lis d.s'anr" b. seems
improbable, thar hr can urpas- 'hr
mighty Coleman % 'hr Texas \re.s-
Con rr down o. Gloss 'avr- ono 0.
te. e-e..a.f high .rhnu. HlI.ha,.s s
located u.Hr here Boo Amarillo Ha'
is Jackson 1ark was picked un 'N"
afI-rI'y team fa- HiFH school, n p
Worth Iasf wear Iie .s one n. tho
si.y-rrs' dodgers ir 'b. fa'" ami Del
exceedingly fast
Amarillo daily news. [volume] (Amarillo, Tex.) 19??-current, 1916-11-09

fnsly when he e1r oi ,hc national election shall hc 900
noun,,d the people will rI hay, hc,r ro.t, 20 perform
Amarillo daily news. [volume] (Amarillo, Tex.) 19??-current, 1916-11-09

catered SECOND c.a,, matter at 'hs poet office at
sta, under the act OF March E. 1870
Amarillo daily news. [volume] (Amarillo, Tex.) 19??-current, 1916-11-09

tscuon money Boa, shown o the ,haIa esu OF tenn
nine fashions during the dafs, ude and then
on the other finally the middle hills and rvcr, followed
each Other IN rapid depending ior violence
Amarillo daily news. [volume] (Amarillo, Tex.) 19??-current, 1916-11-09

Making the most oI every situation i,.a1d.,, p what
b, the par, OF real men and buuss out l o r beet ,bo
th, individual 20 Wv, u 81, rovyn,dy
Amarillo daily news. [volume] (Amarillo, Tex.) 19??-current, 1916-11-09

IL even community u the Panhnnd, and I'uu- 'ou
esa. there ia spun, OF expansion coupled with optimism
bold determination io WIN
Amarillo daily news. [volume] (Amarillo, Tex.) 19??-current, 1916-11-09

Getting the people together and krsaug them da, ~.y br
where
Amarillo daily news. [volume] (Amarillo, Tex.) 19??-current, 1916-11-09

Under existing pra,p-rous condition. there
to the possib,htie. ior this section OF the ,apntr
lsses and rural resident, are building rNocI.er
,hor holdings and masking substantial growth
Amarillo daily news. [volume] (Amarillo, Tex.) 19??-current, 1916-11-09

leading shippers throughout al of tbs rerniop have
the belief that there will be avenue Through which rr
hc assured Texas against the railroad mtr.
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1916-07-08
ORPHEU VI


William Shakespeare viii be the
subject of good-natured witttcisns
In the Orpheum, next week, in the
musical travesty Miss Hamlet.
which Is the headline feature IL IS
singing. talking and dancing bur
company OF comedians and dancers.
Several OF the big scenes Of Ham
let" are introduced in a burlesquc
manner. The production VIII be
beautifully staged and the costume
effects will be particularly accurate.
appear in Magic PMS" a singing.
talking and dancing festival in which
burlesque magic furnishes much -
the humor. Eschel Roberts, popular
dramatic tenor. Will offer an "cNelli-
sive repertoire OF new songs. NJ
Roberts 10 said TO have splencia
voice and IL considered "hnd in
popular-priced vaudeville. McCor-
mack and Irving. In n new vaudeville
skit. Between Decks" with special
scenic effects, will be another popu-
lar number. Other acts include the
Misses Nelson. In a musical specially
that includes violin and piano solos
and duets. and populaI songs. and
Gormley and caffrey, aerobajc FUN
sters. in q comedy knocka bout act
There will be a picture program be-
fore and after the vaudeville, the
screen program changing each day.
The Orpheum matinees are contin-
uous from / TO ) o'clock. while in
the evening there are two shows.
starting at and 9:l5 o'clock.
Little Caruso & Co. will top the
vaudeville bill in the Orpheum for
the week starting Monday. July II.
presenting "A spectacular singing ana
instrumental Offering called "A Night
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1916-07-08

1RllPLA
n 1890. Wheaton and Harry Carroll
IN TOP the vaudeville bill in the
pD1o next week. Miss Wheaton
1o 5ust returned from London where
| Wns prominently featured for
10000 seasons IN the Hippodrome.
w !. = S.y ss@'p pi:1sS p II fnsi
"A Il many suecsssful musicsi
Ao1loAA Carroll 10 perhaps the
9oet song-wrttes Contributing
syneoo 20 the stage. He collabor-
~ T. ee@nosing the music OF The
10 1ay. Including The Trail Of
sA .ssss r q n.ryI I'll: L eif:
ouA1 e AIMS" cog With the
1svs By the Sea-. etc. In
s: :;n:: VIM. a S.' cs1le,l prs:
- g the piano. $econd feature
}1ku prouram will be James Conlin,
~ steele and Eddie Parks. a
esnos ''s som nsl ana v oSsts sns BIZ.
oe&er feature Of the program in
"a yAy Of . sin4tng novelty Will be
~ C1upg HwA Four. native Chinese.
1870 x1l0h - nrst tenor. James All
.1q8 eecced TENOR Don Tin Faw.
~ ~ su n1S 800 .os. aal TS Sn Ss't E.
II ana company in NE and Mary"
oppy cQmbination Of mirth and
IoAys LAErancs and Bruce In The
1IQnnenf:" Page, Hack and Hack.
sssf Foiisi .a.. ssy Ro :.ss:r :. in
X 1et9, an entertaining dog tea
y and current events In movies
ne 0ooreoscops.
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1916-07-08

style OF funmaking. and does the
best work Of his career before the
Rattleby Watts a wealthy promoter
OF breakfast foods. who Is touring
Europe with hts bride. and who. part
IN through carclessness and partly
because OF foolishness. loses his
wife's 5000 pearl necklace. lie
Immediately buys her another AT an
expenditure OF 20 cents. expecting To
have the original in a few days To
his astoniShment and delight his
wife does not discover that she IL
being deceived. However. when II
comes time 10 leave for America.
MIN no ra.e % .ns 81 ms .. pe"i,,s,
OF keeping the customs officials
from disclosing the false Jewels To
hts wife. How he manages this, and
tCentinued on Next sweJ
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1916-07-08

stage setting representing the in
terror OF an old colonial mansion,
company of six will offer classical
and popular Instrumental and vocal
selections. and several unique dance
numbers. The second feature Of i'm
porrauce will BE- the German dialect
com edian. Charles \. Loder. star Of
a dozen successful musical comedies.
ard his company in The new farce
cor. edy The Night Doctor writ
ten by Charles Horwitz- The RAN
daIls, AriEouas rife and pistol
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1916-07-08
MAsHINGTON.

The Smugglers" will be the prin-
cipal screen feature In the Washing
ton. next week with Donald Brian
In the leading role. Brian Is we'll
steal comedy. and his work on the
screen has been equally satisfying.
In The Smugglers' he has part
peculiarly adapted 20 his particular
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1916-07-08
-! ::!' !: !! .!!|'!s IS! -

peinss ssuth md sess DaSly lo,IS r -.
fsrs 70 Clsvsiaod. es.ss, PttastusUh,
Sb.ss.
Tuesdsy, Wednesday, Thursday and a.
tardnc, $3.50 = IN.
For Bansis snd FL gcinss s.ss
ss'se ko : :" isir IRE '''''' one ".''
For MscktI,ac Island sad vaypssss-
Monday and ostasdsy, .. nj Wed
nSsdsy ed Friday, siSo O. IN.
special Steamer 20 Mscltinac--Mon-
days, $50 9. m, Thursday, 8 D. m
y. s,sgs en- rSrs"- rxcrus,ox rv
RIP for transportation.
etstsrosm Accommodation - Upps,
berth- ~ lower berth. $780, whole
TICKET 0FFICEs-Third Ave. WHAT.
Is7 Woodward Ave. tMaycstic AidG.l. -
Fss< -. West. Opp. fostoffics.
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1916-07-08

champions. Scharn and Ramser. Bop
ular Singers OF popular songs, Ar
mold and Florence. sensational equi-
librists and balancerS and Burton
and Brown. comedians and parodists.
round out the vaudeville program.
comedies and the latest current
weeklies will be screened from 1880
10 : 50 o'clock daily preceding the
vaudeville.
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1916-07-08
NILES.

The vaudeville program in the
Miles theater next week Will offer
six excellent attractions new 20 De-
troit patrons with Elmer r HorS-
lev's aBeaux and Bellies an artistic
singing dancing and Instrumental
act topping the bin. In an elaborate
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1916-07-08

In Venice" James Grady & Co. In a
quaint character playlet. The Toll
Bridge" will be an added feature.
while the Nespa Duo. Italian street
singers and accordionists, viii also
he on the bill.
Ashland tidings. [volume] (Ashland, Or.) 1876-1919, 1916-03-16
SUDDEN DEATH
Caused by Disease Of the Kidneys.

The close connection which exists
between the heart and the kidneys is
well known nowadays. AS soon as
kidneys are diseased, arterial tension is
increased and the heart functions are
attacked. When the kidneys no longer
pour forth waste, uremic poisoning
occurs and the person dies, and the
cause is often given as heart disease, or
disease of brain or lungs.
1t is a good INSURANCE against such o
risk to send 10 cents for a sample
package of "Anuric" - the latest dis
covery of DR.. Pierce. Also send a
sample of your water. This will be
examined without charge by expert
chemists at DR.. Pierce's Invalids' Hotel,
Buffalo, N. Y. When you suffer from
backache, frequent or scanty urine,
rheumatic pains here or there, or that
constant tired, worn-out feeling, it's
time to write DR.. Pierce, describe your
symptoms and get his medical opinion
without charge-absolutely free. This
vAnuric" of Doctor Pierce's is found
to be 81 times more active than lithia,
for it dissolves uric acid in the system
as hot water does sugar.
Simply ask for DR.. Pierce's Anuric
Tablets. There can be no imitation.
Every package of rAnuric" is sure to
be DR.. Pierce's. You will find the sigma
ture on the package just as you do on
DR.. Pierce's Golden Medical Discovery
for blood and stomach.
Ashland tidings. [volume] (Ashland, Or.) 1876-1919, 1916-03-16

FOR COUNTY SCHOOL SUPERIN-
TENDENT--I am a candidate for
the Republican nomination for
County School Superintendent. |
stand for: A continuance of pro
gressive policies in education, econ
omy consistent with efficiency,
equal educational advantages for
the boys and girls on the farms
with those in the cities and towns.
If nominated and elected | will
in the future, as in the past, give
nv full time and best efforts to
the supervision of the schools and
administration of the duties of the
office. During my incumbency |
have not confined myself strictly
to the routine duties of the office,
but have taken a broader view of
the mission of the County School
Superintendent. In addition to
my efforts to raise the standard of
teaching and improve the physical
conditions at school, | have la
bored to promote the welfare of
the boys and girls through indus
trial clubs, school fairs, school
credits for home work, parent
teacher circles, spelling and arith-
metic contests, and other activities.
I feel that my work has been re-
garded with favor, and in order to
continue it | am asking for re-elec-
ton. j. PERCY WELLS.
Ashland tidings. [volume] (Ashland, Or.) 1876-1919, 1916-03-16

DISTRICT ATTORNEY-The first Of
the year a number of Republicans,
including many who approved OF
my efforts in the interest of the
taxpayers as State Representative
four years ago, requested me to be-
come a candidate for the office Of
District Attorney, inasmuch as
there would be, in addition to the
regular duties of the criminal and
juvenile courts, new duties and
conditions confronting the office.
Among these we're mentioned the
enforcement of the Prohibition
Act, and the likelihood of having
to forecose many tax liens, partic-
uarly those against the Southern
Pacific land grant of nearly half
million acres in Jackson county,
amounting to about 100000.
My reply was that | would be-
come a candidate If it were gener-
a. ly desired and the race could be
made without assuming special OBJ
legation to any particular individ-
ual, faction, locality or interest.
Therefore, after consulting per-
sonally or by letter with several
hundred men and women of all oc-
cupations in all parts of the counI
ty, believing there is real desire
for my candidacy, l will be a can
didate for the nomination Of Dis
trict Attorney on the Republican
ticket. JOHN h. CARklN.
Ashland tidings. [volume] (Ashland, Or.) 1876-1919, 1916-03-16
FOR BRONCHITIS, SEVERE COUGHS,
COLDS and WHOOPING COUGH


the worst cough or cold, Bronchial
Asthma, Bronchitis, Group, Hoarse-
ness and Whooping Cough. One bot
tie will make enough homemade
medicine to probably supply the
whole family. Children like it,
1t is so pleasant to take. It is
unlike any other medicine, and
positively contains no chloroform,
opium, morphine or other narcotics,
as do most, cough mixtures. Keep it
on hand in case of emergency and
stop each cough before it gets a firm
hold. The above druggists, in fact
any druggist in this city, will return
the money Gust the same as is done
with Schiffmann's famous Asthma
dor) in every single case where II
does not give perfect satisfaction or
is not found the best remedy ever
used Absolutely no risk is run in
buying this remedy-under this posi-
tive guarantee.
Ashland tidings. [volume] (Ashland, Or.) 1876-1919, 1916-03-16
Ashland Boy on
Winning Team

Oregon Agricultural College, Cor
wallis, March 6.-First place in the
first dairy product judging contest
for college students ever held in the
Northwest was won by representa-
tives of the Oregon Agricultural col
lege. Two of the members of the
team also won the first two indi-
vidual places.
The Oregon team was composed of
T. R. Mcclellan, of West Stayton; R.
L. Tweed, of Ashland; and F. T. Bald
win, of Bakersfield, Cal. They COM
peted against crack student teams
from the Washington State college
and the University of Idaho. Nc
Clellan and Baldwin, winning the
highest individual honors, we're COM
mended by the judges on their indi-
vidual scores, said to be the two best
student scores that have ever been
made under the judges officiating.
The score of the Oregon team ag-
gregated 7OS5 points out of a pos
sible 1900. The team from Washing
ton state was but 80 points behind
the winners.
A silver cup was awarded the win
ming team, and other suitable prizes
to the highest individual contestant.
Ashland tidings. [volume] (Ashland, Or.) 1876-1919, 1916-03-16

The famous Mountain King CHINA
bar mine, located II miles from Gold
Hill in the Ramsey canyon district,
has been purchased by an eastern
syndicate. Word of the completion
of the deal reached Manager Al Lewis
here Tuesday by wire. The Mountain
King was owned by J, r. Hayes of
Detroit Mich The entire sale was
made through Mr.. Lewis, in whose
charge the mine has been for many
years. According to the terms of
sale there will be 10 men at work
by April 4, and more as soon as ac-
commodations can be arranged for
hem.-Gold Hill News.
Ashland tidings. [volume] (Ashland, Or.) 1876-1919, 1916-03-16

Money spent for the old-style,
ready-made medicine usually sold in
bottles holding only to 21a ounces
tl6 to 20 teaspoonfuis) is largely
wasted, because most of them are
composed principally of sugar and
water. Yet you have to pay the same
price as if it were al medicine. Stop
wasting this money. You can make
a better remedy for bronchial affec-
tions at home at one-fifth the cost.
Merely 90 to McNair Bros. Drug
Store and ask for 2 ounces (50c
WORTH of Schiffmann's New Concen-
trated Expectorant, which they guar
antee will give perfect satisfaction or
money will be refunded. Mix this
with one pint OF granulated sugar
and one-half pint of boiling water,
which makes a full pint (12S tea
spoonfuls). This new, simple, pleas
ant remedy is guaranteed to relieve
Ashland tidings. [volume] (Ashland, Or.) 1876-1919, 1916-03-16
CHOOL SUPERINTENDENT

SCHOOL SUPERINTENDENT -
hereby announce that have filed
my declaration Of intentions, and
that | am a candidate for the Re-
publican nomination for the office
of County School Superintendent
of Jackson county, subject to the
primaries of May 49, If nominat-
ed and elected, l pledge myself to
an honest, impartial and economic
administration and will personally
supervise our schools. hold an
Oregon Life Certificate, and hav-
ing recently spent four sessions on
preparatory work in both the Uni
versity of Oregon and in the Uni
versity of California in the study
of modern education and super
vision, and having served the coun-
ty as Rural School Supervisor for
two years, feel competent to fill
the office in a thoroughly satisfac-
tory manner and hereby solicit the
support of every true friend of ed
ucation. G. w. AGER.
Ashland tidings. [volume] (Ashland, Or.) 1876-1919, 1916-03-16
Glass of Water Envelopes.

The glass OF water envelopes are
now on sale at Poley's drug store and
East Side Pharmacy at the same
price as at the Tidings office. Citi-
zens should buy these envelopes and
use them on all their correspondence.
1t is small contribution to so great
cause as the establishment of Ash
land as resort of consequence.
Every citizen owes that much to the
cause. Buy and use the glass of wa
ter envelopes in all your correspond
ence. The future of Ashland will be
determined largely by the force each
citizen puts behind its enterprise.
Ashland tidings. [volume] (Ashland, Or.) 1876-1919, 1916-03-16
Sheriff

CANDIDATE FOR SHERIFF.
hereby announce my candidacy for
the nomination for Sheriff on the
Republican ticket, to be voted upon
at the coming primaries May 18th,
1916. | have held the position Of
Deputy Sheriff for the past four
years and am thoroughly familiar
with the duties connected with the
office, both clerical and outside
work. l feel that l am competent
to hold the position, and if nomi-
mated and elected will give the peo-
pie of Jackson county an efficient
and economical administration.
also agree, if elected, to rigidly en-
force all laws.
E. w. (Curly) WILSON.
Ashland tidings. [volume] (Ashland, Or.) 1876-1919, 1916-03-16

Till it got to seem like travel wa!
a tejus kind o. chore.
And here | come a-sudden
On place that is a-buddin'
All city's joys and comforts tc
the woods an granite hills.
And think I'm goin to settle
Where you're kept in fightin' fettle
By old Doc Earth prescribin's
healin' waters for your ills.
Sunny water that comes splashin'
Outa rocks in careless fashion,
AS it might have done in Eden in
young Adams courtin' time
Youngish leaves and grass that SHIN
In the suns departin' glimmer-
Why, the very trees above me seem
to sing in lifting rhyme!
Look around you, what measure
OF the good Lords nature-treasure
Lays about His peoples doorsteps
if they got the eyes to see.
Yet they's allays some repinin
(Whlle their neighbors do the climb
That the good old days O. yore are
never more to be.
Gents, ! never yet could see it;
If you think Pm wrong, so be it,
But theys alIays roads to Progress
jest a-watin' for the day
When some optimistic critter,
One that knockin amt made bitter,
vii, descend among the heathen
with a Knocker-proof HOO
RAY!
And he'll drown your superstition,
Teach you Progress in religion,
Fill you with a booster spirit that
an earthquake couldn't down,
Till you wonder why, by golly,
Life has got so sudden jolly,
And youl rub your eyes in won
der at your own home town"
Ashland tidings. [volume] (Ashland, Or.) 1876-1919, 1916-03-16
Announcements
paid Advertisement.)
COUNTY ASSESSOR have filed
(Paid Advertisement.)

COUNTY ASSESSOR have filed
my declaration to become a candi-
date for County Assessor of Jack
son county, subject to the will of
the Republican party, at the pri-
mary election to be held May 10,
1916. l will appreciate your in
vestigation of my qualifications
and your support at the primary
election. q. NJ. WILSON.
Ashland tidings. [volume] (Ashland, Or.) 1876-1919, 1916-03-16
IMPRESSIONS.
By Leonard Hinton.

By Leonard Hinton.
80 you're lookin' for impressions.
Well, jest say my name is Sessions,
Luther b., from Bangor, in the
good old state of Maine,
Now | amt much up on talkin',
But my thinkin', while a-walkin',
Bubbled up and clamored for ex-
preston pretty plain.
And | want to know, by thunder,
Jest to satisfy my wonder,
Why in all the starry nations ain't
heard of this before?
Why, I've travelled round for ages,
Done resorts, made pilgrimages,