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Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1916-08-06
EMPORIA
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Especial to The Times Dispatch
EMPORlA. VA, August 5.-AIiss
Susie Powell entertained on Thurs
day at her home in honor Of her guest.
Miss Lily Pcrclval. of LawrenccviIlc
progressive hearts was played at three
tables. Miss Helen Vincent won first
prize and Mrs. L. +. Goodwin the con-
ISOLATION. The guest prize was pre-
sented to Miss Percival Those play
ing were Misses BETTE Lee, Ida Cato,
Lucy Maclin. Lilly Percil. Louise Goodc.
Of Clinic. \. c.. and Mrs L. NJ Lee
and Mrs. T.. T.. GOODWIN.
Mrs. g. S. Bruce and Mrs r. T. Flu
bank left this week to spend Angus,
at the Hot Springs.
Mrs. Elizabeth Osburn and Mrs.
Nellie osburn Roszel Will so to Iiar-
risonhurE on Tuesday to be guests
for several weeks of Rev. II. :. Osburn
The Beifield District Sunday School
Convention met at Grace Episcopal
Church. in the upper part OF the
county. on Sunday afternoon. a HOWE,
district chairman. presided. and Mrs
e. T.. Osgood, OF Richmond, was the
speaker
Mrs. Jesse Lee Is visiting her parents
in Chatham.
MIR. and Mrs. S. Y. Harding and chill
dren have returned from panacea
Springs.
Mrs. Theodore Barrown and Mrs. j.
L, Underwood. Jr.. of Smithhcld. are
guests of Mrs. =. w. Turner
Miss Eleanor Tillar has returned
from visit to relatives in Bristol
Mrs. ~. c. Briggs and Miss Laura
Briggs are spending August in the
mountains Of Pennsylvania
Misses Mary and Marjory RawIs have
been entertaining IL party OF friends
AT their country home near Emporia
Among the guests were Misses Dora
Bailey. Carlotta PEBBLES, Mable Cato.
Blanche Short and Grace Poole and
Elizabeth Garlck, OF Henderson, " c.
Mrs. S. B. Goode Of Clinton. y. c.,
has returned home. after spending
some time with her daughter Mrs. G. l..
Vincent.
Miss Eta Belle Walker is visiting
friends in Petersburg.
Miss Fannie Robinson. Of Hopewcll.
Is visiting Miss Helen Goodwin
Professor J. NJ Lear, of the normal
school at Farmville lis visiting his
parents, Or. and Mrs. w. W. Lear, at
the Methodist parsonage
Misses Marie Thomas. of Washing
ton. and Ruth Hudson, Of Newport
News. spent n few days recently with
Miss Grace Lear.
Miss Mamie Mullen. OF Richmond,
has returned home. after brief stay
at the Episcopal rectory.
Mr.. and Mrs. ]. c. Lifsey were visi-
tors to Richmond this week.
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LAWRE KNOXVILLE


Special 70 The -DiSpa,chl
i-.tWHENcEEIl-LE Va Angus, .
':!hs Fatr.s Prince Turnhull Vas the
rueg, II liz. Ef.rard Z Tu,ut,,lI "
from Traay 80 Tuesday
Mss Mare Simmgnds, If Charleston.
r. was ne .ues, Of her SISTER MISS
.-rs Slirmlnda. for :cw days on
"+ansscay We N.sscs Simmunds left
'o- : ,f.g % Wig MA Beach ana New
ir-s
~ 5,gre.r evening" Nrs H,,n.uic,
I-rnnGH entertained about thirty
r' ne young people ~ tn. town at :,
oH'.e =, mr. nome. In honor Of her
.Ec fslsrs N.sscH Helen and I'olly
VINO ar" Visiting her
''s liass!e. ~ Petersburg, arrived
sesday r,..h, TO he The guest Of her
trate-. Nrs Nathaniel TurnbuI!
"a @aU'e csburn mas returned from
'r.D 70 DHfo"d y g.
MR. r.. r Alien. u! Kcnbridge. was
,ae gueat of nor c"uahtcr. Mrs W. f.
FfIe" a. Ailil'lie Tor 4 fcw days last
""sE.
.ara sue s.par, Of Richmond and
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1916-08-06
week HAS BEEN GAY
FOR AsHEV|LLE VISITORS
Private Parties and Dances Mt All
tho Hotels Havc Been
Numerous.
GOLF TOURNAMENT PLANS
Play Will Begin on August 10, and
Nearly 200 Persons Have An
nounccd Their Intention OF TAX
Ing Part in Contest.
Especial to The Times-Dispatch. 7

lSDcClnl 10 Inc IlneS- DISPATCH
ASHEVILLE, n. c.. August $50
ciety has been unusually gay this past
week. there having been many private
parties OF various kinds, dances at all
the hotels, ending up with the big
Saturday night dinner dance at Grove
Park Inn Tonight. These dances, al
among the dancing sets. have grown
even more popular since tho manage
ment Of the inn secured the Long
hurst Orchestra. and notwithstanding
crowds attend each Saturday night.
Among the hosts at dinner tonight
were Mr.. and Mrs. Fred Lorng seely.
OF Asheville: Dr. aud Mrs H. II.
Briggs. OF Ashcville. and Miss Eleanor
Van Hook. Of st. Louis
Announcement is made that the Au-
gust invitation golf tournament nj tho
Ashevillc Country Club has been most :
poned until August 16, and nearly 200
golfers have announced their intcn-
ton OF being present for what prom
tses to be the best tournament in tho
history of Asheville.
Among the recent arrivals at Grove
Park Inn arc Mrs. Henry AIcus and
Miss Lucille AIcus. New Orleans: Mrs.
Bennett II. Young and Miss Eliza
Young. wife and daughter Of the
former commander-in-ch chief of tho
United Confederate Veterans, of louis
VILE. KY: MIR. and Mrs l.. r. Black
and family. of Atlanta. Ga; Mr. \. +.
Wilson. Jacksonville, Fla; Mr.. r. A.
Mcknight. Atlanta. Ga: Mr.. Henry
Tompktns. Atlanta. Ga: Mr. and Mrs.
RohE Robinson. maid and son, Miss
Isabel Robinson and Miss Eloisc Rob
inson. of Atlanta. Ga: Mrs Preston s.
ArkwriEht and Miss Dorothy Ark
wright. OF Atlanta: Mr.. and Mrs. r. NJ.
Reid. Miss Reid and Miss n. Burns, of
Tampa, Fla.
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ip Mason Cabell. the other guests be.
ing Mrs. NJ. +. Rowland, OF New
York City; Mrs. Montgomery Ccrse
OF Lexington, Va; Mrs. / Austin Kcl-
". Of Ashland. Ky. and Mrs. William
c. Taliafcrro. OF Richmond.
H. L. Snow, OF Tampa. Fla. and Jo-
scph p. Osborne. OF New York City
were hosts at an enjoyable stag sup
per given on Tuesday at the Jerer-
son Cottage.
The largest card party of the sea-
son thus far was given on "Wednesday
morning, in the parlors of the Gem
trail, by Mrs. Leander Z. Voolfolk. OF
Louisville. Ky, in honor OF her niece,
Miss Matalea {. Mourning. Handsome
prizes were awarded at the games
conclusion for the four highest scores.
when were made by Miss Marcret
Foese. OF Richmond. T., V. knight. of
New Albany, Ind; Mrs. Mason Cabcli,
of New York City, aud Colonel William
Bull. OF ST. Louis, Mo.
Another pretty card party was Civ
on on Thursday afternoon by Mrs. l.
or of Mrs. +. V. knight. Of New Al
bany. Ind, on the eve OF the latters
departure from the Alum.
Thursday was a particularly busy
day, in that Il witnessed the formal
opening here OF the Virginia Military
Institute summer school with an un-
cxpcctcdly largo attendance. The
school this year is in charge OF Major
Stuart W. Anderson and Captains b.
Allison Colonna, l.. !. Leech. r. Bar
ringer and - +. Crowson. all OF the
Virginia Military Institute.
y number OF the earlier arrivals
auonr the cadets attending the school
participated in The weekly cotillion on
"Wednesday evening, which was led by
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NORFOLK

Especial to The Times Dispatch
NORFOLK. VA, August 6.-Dr. w y
l. smith. OF Chapel Hill. liz visiting his
daughter. Mrs. Abncr S. Pope. on West :
over Avenue.
Mrs H. III. Poindcxter and Miss Eve.
lyn PoindcSter arc in Charlestown. w.
Va. for months visit
Miss Mildred VI. Anderson has left for
stanton. where she will Join n party
and spend several weeks camping in
tho mountains.
Mrs. Felix r. Holt and family have
left for the coast OF Maine where they
VIII spend the remainder Of the sum
m"r. Later they Will be Joined bv
Iarmaster Holt. United states Navy.
Mrs. Judson Carroll. OF Raleigh. \
C.. is visiting her daughter. Mrs. walter
Witchard. on Westovcr Avenue.
Miss Phclan Rufin has returned In
h"r sumner camp on tho James River
to join Mrs. Runin and family. af.or
spending several days with her father
In Norfolk.
Mrs. Richard McIlwainc left this wcck
for Smithfcld where she will vIsi, her
sister. Mrs. Emmett Morrison.
Mrs. j. T. Anthony. Of Charlotte and
her niece. Miss Augusta w Flanhart
Of Richmond. arc visiting at Virginia
Beach.
Mrs. y II. Slack left Yesterday for
Sweet Chalybeate Springs. whore fh
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WAvERLY
tspeoia1 to The Times

Especial to Tho Times Dispatch.1
WAVERLY. VA, August 5.-NIiss
virginia Custis. of Accomnc County, Is
tho guest OF her sistor. Miss Knthryno
Custis. ut the Westbrook Hotel, In
Wavcrly.
John West. Jr., is visiting friends
In Newport News.
Miss Louise Gibbs. OF Woodstock. is
the guest OF Mr.. and Mrs l.. IL. Shipr
on .Coppahaunk Avenue.
Rev. and Mrs. w. T.. Dunnuw,y Jr
Of Princeton. w. Va. are spending
somc time with Mrs. Dunnnway's rnr
ents. Dr. and Mrs. John l.. May, on
Last Main Street
Mrs. Harvey Fleetwood and children
cit this week for Eirg inia Beach whore
they will remain for several weeks
MIR. Fleetwood will join them there to-
morrow
Miss Martha Scabury has returned to
her home. i'm Norfolk. after spending n
month with friends I'm Wuvcrly
Miss Louise Fleetwood is VISITING
friends in Norfolk
Misses Evelyn May and Lucille Chap
pcH are attending n house party in
CORTLAND given by Miss Page Sebrell.
Miss Mary Fleetwood. OF Denton. Md.
IS the guest Of MIR. and Mrs. T. Fleet
wood on East Main Street
Cards have been received I'm w,yor.
~ announcing the approaching mar
riage of ~. b. Bristow and Miss Maud
l'ritchard. Of Chapel IIill, y. ..
MISS Martha *. Smith. Of Talbotton.
Ga. Is visiting In the home OF her
brother. C. T.. Smith. on Coppabaunls
Avenue. '-
Mr.. and Mrs. Dempsey Lanrstop IF
liure. ~ C.. and Mrs. Bette RawIns of
Sufiolk. have returned to their ho,non
AFTER spending tho week end with Mr.
ana Mrs, +. L. Gray. In West Main
Street. 'iai''
Mr., and Mrs. o. II. West sncpt ,,o
weekend at Ocean View. NV
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R0CKBRlDGE ALUM
tspecia! TO Tho r,aes p.apa.

tspecia! 70 INC i.'Ges- 'apHt.r
ROCK BRIDGE Al'M sPrrtgs VA.
August THE acasou ae,r q, f,..i
ewing, ana the pa., week ns. MIX
marked by many private ,r,e--a.,..
ments-
Mrs Montgomery Core O.. lesJr,.-
. ton, Va. was hostess D.. lionga. -,
Mrs. Philip Mason Cabyl. ~ .,e
York City. Mrs. Cabe., 20 .orro. =,
by her daughter. Miss Calver, Cal,.,I
Is among the recent arrivals ~.
with ner sister, Miss soassa, INA
nieces. Misses Dorothy and Helen
sioussat' or baltimore. Nd. has opened
her cottage In Kent"cky Eo~ ,os he
eummer.
F Mira james Branch CaBtI., % r,,,-o-
!. barton, Va, also entertaine4 ~ -.
Z eon~on' 1ucsday IN honor O. 1i.y. phW.
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HEATHSVILlE

Especial 10 The Times Dispa,chl
HEhTHSViI.LE. VA. August g.
Clarence Sale, Of Alexandria. was in
IIehthsvillc last week
Dr. ana Mrs. " H. Boyd and Miss
Brent Eoyn are AZ home after an cx
tended vinit TO relatives in Pannsyl-
yanla and WcHt Virginia.
Mr. and Mrg. Lcw!a Hall. or Wash.
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will spend tho remainder of tho sum.
NOR.
Miss Mary Hurt Balm left yesterday for
chapel Hill to visit Mrs. Charles Balm
Judge Thomas IT. Wilcox left this
week to spend some time ut Grecubrior
White Sulphur Springs
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1916-08-06
NATURAL BRIDGE DRAWS
HOSTS OF VISITORS
Hotels and Cottages Now Are Taxed
to Their Utmost Ca
paCity.
RIDING POPULAR
Many Guests Explore Mysteries OF
Cave, known as Isabella Stairway.
Others Enjoy Rowing in Small
Boats on Lake.
Especial to The Times Dispatch.

Especial to The Times Dispatch
NATURAL BRIDGE, VA. August s.
The bridge is entertaining hosts of
visitors these summer DAYS They
come by train or automobile and linger
for days and weeks. The hotels and
cottages are taxed 10 their utmost.
There are joyous motor parties in tho
morning and tennis. bowling and swim
ming parties for ;hc afternoon. and
dancing in the evcing.
horseback riding i popular. The
more TcnturcSome guests explore the
mysteries of the Isabella stairway. an
rowing the small boats on the lake that
lies below the great bridge.
Mrs. y. s. Elcy and Miss Betty G.
Riddtck. Of suffolk. are new members Of
the summer colony.
J. l. 4. Allan. Of Nashville. Tenn,
spent the Weekend with Mrs. Allan
here.
Mir. and Mrs. c T. Kcrscy. Of Will
son. y. G.. have Joined the bridge colony.
AIR. and Mrs. Charles T. l.assiter and
the Misses Lassl;cr. OF Petersburg. Va
spent the weekend here after IA motor
trip.
Mrs. James Morrison and Miss Annie
Morrison. Of Chattanooga. Tenn, arc
among the new arrivals.
Mrs w. Il. Brazclt"n and family Of
Waco. Tex. have taken apartments
in the jefferson Cottage for the sum
NOR
MIR and Mrs z. {. Ecasley He. Eeas-
ley and Miss Mary Rcaslcv. Of lynch
burg. came here for the week end after
a motor trim to Atlantis CITY.
w. :. Battle. Ir and Mr.. and Mrs
Lawrence =. Davis. of Roanoke, and
Miss Kate Packard of Ralti,nore wcrc
members of a motor marty that came
here after a trim 10 canada.
T. = Cahii Of Roanoke. snont tbo
week end here.
Mrs william A. wllingham. of Dan
Vile. is spending several weeks at the
bridge.
,,nrou u,urx ,nu,yD.
,~r,,,, ,.,,. ~, -, o
Mf' ana Mrs t. AmeS. Mrs. James
The states-graphic. (Brownsville, Tenn.) 1???-1984, 1916-01-28
SCANDAL QUICK TO SPREAD
How II Comes That Indianapolis Lady
IL unJustIy Accused Of smok-
ing Cob Pipe.

Quite number of Indianapolis PEG.
pie have cottages in Erown county, to
which they go t. spend the weekend.
Among these are Mr.. and Mrs. H,
who have a coy log house on hill
side near Nashville. Mr.. H is fond
of pipe. particularly of cob pipe.
The other day, having mislaid or lost
his solace Of his resting hours, he
called his boy-of-all work and said !:
Josh, go to the grocery and get me
a cob pipe. Well, get two while you're
at 1t and pick out good ones"
AS Josh came out OF the grocery
with the pipes in his hand. he was
hailed by group Of acQuaintances:
Hello. josh, where did you get them
pipes?"
"Mr. H sent me fur EN-"
"Sent y fur two?'
"Yep."
well, one OF 'eIn mus be fer the
missus. Dinged II knew before that
she smoked"
And now the news is abroad In the
Brown county hills that Mrs. H
smokes cob pipe.-lndianapolis
News.
The states-graphic. (Brownsville, Tenn.) 1???-1984, 1916-01-28
RUN DOWN
in HEALTH
Couldn't Sleep Four and Five
Nights at a Time, and
Couldn't Sit Up.

Asheville, N. C.-Mrs. Della Buck.
ner, OF R. T. D, 5, this place, writes:
Last winter got so very bad off and
80 terribly rundown in health that l
was worried about myself. | had great
weakness, back and headache, -. and
suffered terrible pains in my abdo-
men. | could not sleep four and FIVE
nights at time and l couldn't sit up.
/ was almost at deaths door. Dr.
said he didn't think I'd be strong again
unless should have the operation.
"one of my neighbors suggested my
taking Cardui, and after taking the
first bottle l was better. After the
second. | was able to do my washing
though l had not been before, and was
getting along fine all winter, In better
health and felt better than / had for
six years, and had taken five or six
bottles and was a we'll woman.
ITS the best medicine that was ever
made for women. tell my neighbors
about it and they try 1t, and when they
do, they all acknowledge that it does
them more good than anything"
II you suffer from any of the all.
ments so common to women, try
Cardui, the woman's tonic For sale
by all druggists.
The states-graphic. (Brownsville, Tenn.) 1???-1984, 1916-01-28
SAGE TEA AND SULPHUR
DARKENS YOUR GRAY HAIR
Look Years Youngerl Try Grandma's
Recipe Of Sage and Sulphur and
Nobody VIII Know.

Almost everyone knows that Sage
Tea and Sulphur, properly compound
cd, brings back the natural color and
lustre to the hair when faded, streaked
or gray; also ends dandruff. itching
scalp and stops falling hair. Years
ago the only way to get this mixture
was to make II at home, which Is
mussy and troublesome.
Nowadays we simply ask at any
drug store for "Wyeth's Sage and Sui.
phur Hair Remedy" You will get q
large bottle for about so cents. Every.
body uses this old. famous recipe, be-
cause no one can possibly tell that
you darkened your hair, as 1t does 1t
80 naturally and evenly. You dampen
a sponge or soft brush with It and
draw this through your hair, taking
one small strand at a time; by morn.
ing the gray hair disappears, and
after another application or two, your
hair becomes beautifully dark, thick
and glossy and you look years younger
ADV.
The states-graphic. (Brownsville, Tenn.) 1???-1984, 1916-01-28
CLEARED UP THE MYSTERY
Dlssruntled Hotel Guest Had satisfae-
tlen Of Finding Out Where His
Towel Had Gene.

A travelling man with headquarters
in Columbus and who makes many vii.
lagos in Ohio, tells the following about
small town in tho southern part Of
the state.
Il got up one morning. and, Of
course, there was no towel In my
room, Just because ! was in hurry.
SO had to 90 down in the public lava
tory and wash. A jovial, fat fellow was
sitting across from me at breakfast,
and when he noticed my disposition.
for was sore about that towel. he
said, What's the matter, sleep well?'
= told him my troubles.
Say, I've solved that problenis n,
exclaimed. Why don't ron Go az +
do? When there's no towel In my
room, / just slip into tina adjoining
room and take the other fellows, while
he's asleep. l had to do that this
morning, and fortunately the door next
to mino was unlocked
whats the number Of your
roomT
Fourteen
"'Then l know where my towel
went. '"--ColuLsbus Dispatch.
The states-graphic. (Brownsville, Tenn.) 1???-1984, 1916-01-28
''CAsCARETS' FOR
LIVER BOWELS
For sick headache, bad breath,
Sour Stomach and
constipation.
Get a io-cent boz now.

No odds how bad your liver. stomach
or bowels: how much your head
aches, how miserable and uncomfort-
able you are from constipation. indiges-
ton. biliousness and sluggish bowels
you always get the desired results
with Cascarets.
Don't let your stomach. liver and
bowels make you miserable. Take
Casearets tonight; put an end to the
headache. biliousness. dizziness, nerv-
BUSINESS. sick. sour, gassy stomach,
backache and all other distress:
cleanse your inside organs of all the
bile, gases and constipated matter
which is producing the misery.
A 10-cent box means health, happi-
ness and a clear head for months.
No more days of gloom and distress
II you will take Cascaret now and
then. All stores sell Cascarets. Don't
forget the children-their little in.
sides need a cleansing, too. Adv.
The states-graphic. (Brownsville, Tenn.) 1???-1984, 1916-01-28
censnrs ON the seashore.

Irwin Cobb, looking over an Atlantic
City paper when he was there for the
trial performance of Back Home, ;"
was reminded of the fact that the sea-
shore papers are as careful never to
mention a drowning as San Francisco
paper is to avoid mention of earth
Quakes, relates the Philadelphia Rec
ord, and he told of finding one day the
following sentence in story evidently
doe.ored by the censors;
"Mr. So-and-So died Of shock, in shall
low water. His body was not recov.
ered.'
The states-graphic. (Brownsville, Tenn.) 1???-1984, 1916-01-28

etc, are taken by motion picture COM
panies which exhibit the pictures until
they are no longer commercially profit
able when they are turned over to the
curator Of the historical department Of
the state who preserves them for edu-
cational uses. Street. scenes in i'm.
portant cities, public buildings. the
operation Of Industrial plants, the Keo-
kuk dam and other aspects Of the so
cial and Industrial activities of the
state are shown In the collection,
which includes about 10000 feet Of
film. The plan Of collecting and pre-
The states-graphic. (Brownsville, Tenn.) 1???-1984, 1916-01-28
Rehearses In Six Lanauaues.

Richard 0rdynski, the Polish pro
Queer who is now in New York, is
very different from the average Broad.
way theatrical manager. The latter
usually speaks but two languages
English and profane. ordynski speaks
eight.
When Pavlowa was here he con-
Quoted some Of the rehearsals In
six languages-conversing in Russian
with the famous dancer, in Polish
with some of her ballet, French with
the conductor, Italian with the mem
bers of the orchestra, German with
the property men and English with the
house manager.
Professor ordynsh-he was once a
member Of the faculty Of the Uniyer-
sity OF Cracow. despite the fact that
he is only thirty years Of age-has
been invited to deliver course Of lee
lures on Polish literature at Colum.
bia university.
The states-graphic. (Brownsville, Tenn.) 1???-1984, 1916-01-28
USE FILMS FOR EDUCATION
Authorities of State Of Iowa Have q
New Scheme, Which Promises
to Be Successful.

BY cooperation with the motion pic
ture producers Of the state, Iowa main
tains a film library which is expect
ed to be an important part in the edu-
cational system of the state in years
to come. Notable events in Iowa such
as the state fair, the annual 81 900,
900" stock parade, big football games,
The states-graphic. (Brownsville, Tenn.) 1???-1984, 1916-01-28

Nashville.-Dr. ]. E. McCulloch. gen.
eral secretary of the Southern Socio-
logical congress. has announced a
change in the time Of the coming
meeting in New Orleans from March
27-S0 to April 1916.
The chief reasons given for this
change Of date are that representatives
of the city Of New Orleans recommend
ed 1t and that representatives of the
conference of education and industry
requested 1t.
The educational conference is to
meet in New Orleans April 1920.
Many persons are members Of both
organizations.
The states-graphic. (Brownsville, Tenn.) 1???-1984, 1916-01-28
Whenever You Need q General Tonic
Take Crove's

The Old Standard Groves Tasteless
chill Tonic Is equally valuable as Gen
eral Tonic because II contains the well
known tonic properties of QUININE and
IRON. II acts on the Liver. Drives out
Malaria. Enriches the Blood and Builds
up the Whole System 50 cents.
The states-graphic. (Brownsville, Tenn.) 1???-1984, 1916-01-28

Passenger (tc colored porter -Ex-
cuse me. but please tell me when the
breakfast car opens
Colored Porter-We've Just had our
coffee and rolls. 30 it's oil ready for
the guests now.-Judge.
The states-graphic. (Brownsville, Tenn.) 1???-1984, 1916-01-28
car,t Stan ,Em.

"The custom of making New Years
calls has gone completely out Of fash
ion, hasn't TT"
Eyes, and it's a mighty good thing II
has. / only wish the bill collectors
would abandon their custom Of making
calls on the second Of January"
The states-graphic. (Brownsville, Tenn.) 1???-1984, 1916-01-28
Nauuhtycai.

What is the difference between
port and starboard?" asked the boy.
Port 10 the left hand and star
board the right" replied his father.
why do you ask"
"Oh, nothing much, only Tommy
Jones got fresh, and ! landed port
on his starboard eye"
The states-graphic. (Brownsville, Tenn.) 1???-1984, 1916-01-28

serving films which portray social and
industrial conditions of the day, sug.
gests possible revolutionary changes
IN teaching methods, particularly the
teaching Of history. Actual pictures
WIN convey to posterity an idea Of the
lie OF preceding age far more graph.
icaliy and economically than books or
lectures. Taken Ia conjunction with
the phonograph. motion pictures may
leave to following ages transcript Of
the events Of the times and an impress
sion Of its celebrities far clearer than
is now possible.
The states-graphic. (Brownsville, Tenn.) 1???-1984, 1916-01-28
Settlnu Her Rluht,

81 do wish you would quit dabbling
in politics" said Mr., Twobble, fret.
fully.
my dear" answered Mr.. Twobble,
in his most dignifed manner, 81 would
have you understand that don't dab.
BILE in politics"
"No?"
When a man is up to his neck in
anything he may splash. but he never
dabbles."
The states-graphic. (Brownsville, Tenn.) 1???-1984, 1916-01-28

Nashville. -Information comes from
Vanderbilt University that the faculty
is contemplating establishing a course
OF military training. The course. It is
stated, would be recognized in the
curriculum and count toward degree,
The plan under consideration contem.
plates having the course under the
supervision of an officer of the War
Department.
The states-graphic. (Brownsville, Tenn.) 1???-1984, 1916-01-28

why do you paint pictures that TO
body can understand" we asked.
''I1l tell you" replied the artist. Il
used to paint the other kind, and peo-
pie understood them so darned well
that they wouldn't buy them"
The states-graphic. (Brownsville, Tenn.) 1???-1984, 1916-01-28

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