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Imperial Valley press., 1916-09-20
PERSONAL MENTION

A. H. Jordan, Of San Francisco, is a
business visitor in Ell Centro.
NJ. W. Conklng returned home this
morning from Los Angeles.
Ed Boyd has returned to the valley
after summer spent on the coast.
G. W. Evans of Silsbee was busi-
ness visitor here this morning.
E. c. Shelhorn, prominent Seeley
rancher, was in town today.
r. H. Green of Los Angeles, is in
the city on business. He is registered
at the Barbara Worth.
Farm Advisor Paul l. Dougherty, is
visiting with farmers east of town to-
day.
A. f. Durie of Los Angeles, was
among the new arrivals in the city this
morning,
Jack Lorang and R. p Guthrie of
the Mesquite Lake district, were visi-
tors in the city today.
Deputy District Attorney E. r. Sim
mons and Reporter j. NJ. Kepley are
in Calipatria today attending justice
court.
Charles Thatcher, former city clerk
of Venice, was an arrival in the city
this morning Mr. Thatcher is consid-
oripO Iooatin0 in FL CopfrO
Imperial Valley press., 1916-09-20

G. W. Evans of Silsbee was bust
ness visitor here this morning.
Imperial Valley press., 1916-09-20

Farm Advisor Paul l. Dougherty, is
day.
Imperial Valley press., 1916-09-20
"A Metz, Thing
for q Cigarette TO Do

CHESTERFIELDS' do the one
~ thing you have always wished a
cigarette qUould do they satisfy!
Smoke them and we believe you
will find that ordinary cigarettes seem
by comparison almost fiat.
Give Chesterfelds Go for 10 cents)
a trial. We believe you will be glad
to learn what they can teach you about
cigarette enjoyment.
4 Il ~
You have been reading here some
rather unusual, almost daring, state
ments about a cigarette. If Chester
fields were an untried cigarette if we
had not been observing their behavior
in other cities = if we did not KNOW
that they make good with smokers, we
could not afford to make these state
ments to you over our signature.
But these statements, strong as they
are, can mean little or nothing to you
until you have actually smoked your
first Chesterfield.
You will find that your own dealer
I
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Everyone Should
Drink Hot Water
in the Morning
Wash away all the stomach, Ilv'
er, and bowel poisons be-
fore breakfast.

To feel your best day in and day
out, to feel clean inside; no sour bile
to coat your tongue and sicken your
breath or dull your head; no constipa'
ton. bilious attacks, sick headache,
colds, rheumatism or gassy, acid stom-
ach, you must battle on the inside like
you battle outside. This is vastly
more important, because the skin
pores do not absorb impurities into
the blood, while the bowel pores do,
says a well-known physician.
To keep these poisons and toxins
well flushed from the stomach, liver,
kidneys and bowels, drink before
breakfast each day, a glass of hot wa
ter with a teaspoonful Of limestone
phosphate in it. This will cleanse,
purify and freshen the entire alimen-
tary tract, before putting more food
into the stomach.
Get a quarter pound of limestone
phosphate from your druggist or at
the store. 1t is inexpensive and al
most ta~steless, except a sourish
tinge which is not unpleasant. Drink
phosphated hot water every morning
to rid your system Of these vile poi
son and toxins; also to prevent their
formation.
To feel like young folks feel; like
you felt before your blood, nerve and
muscles became saturated with an &C.
emulation Of body poisons, begin this
treatment and above all, keep it up!
AS soap and hot water act on the skin,
cleansing, sweetening and purifying.
so limestone phosphate and hot water
before breakfast, act on the stomach,
liver, kidneys and bowels.-Adv.
The Penn's Grove record., 1916-03-17
STOPPED SHORT
Taking Tonics, and Built up on
Right Food.

The mistake is frequently made OF
trying to build up a WORKOUT nervous
system On so-called tonics.
New material from which to rebuild
used up tissue cells is what should be
supplied, and this can be obtained
only from proper food.
Il found myself on the verge of a
nervous collapse, due to overwork and
study. and to illness in the family"
writes a Wisconsin woman.
my friends became alarmed be-
cause l grew pale and thin and could
not sleep nights. I took various
tonics, but their effects wore 81
shortly after l stopped taking them.
MY food did not seem to nourish me.
Reading of Grape-Nuts, l determined
to stop the tonics and see what a
change of diet would do. l ate Grape
Nuts four times a day with cream,
and drank milk also, went to bed
early after eating a dish of Grape
Nuts.
I'm about two weeks I was sleeping
soundly. In a short time gained
weight and felt like a different woman.
Grape-Nuts and fresh air were the
only agents used to accomplish the
happy results" There's 6 Reason"
Name given by Postum Co., Battle
Creek, Mich.
Ever read the above Ietters A new
one appears Nrom time to time. They
are genuine, true, and full Of human
interest.
The Penn's Grove record., 1916-03-17
LANE ABH0RS WASTE

Senator Harry Lane of Oregon
has an adherence of waste that
amounts to almost an obsession. A
needless expenditure of money gets
under his cuticle like a woodtick
and makes his life a burden. 1t isn't
that he is a tiGetwad either. In his
personal affairs he spends with as
little heed as anybody; but when it
comes to wasting government funds
the very funds that a great many
great legislators love to spend with
much reckless abandon-Lane is a
miser, watching every penny like a
terrier dog watching a rat hole.
When he first struck Washington,
Lane did nothing but fuss and COM
plain for two solid weeks about the
marble chambers and other nneces
sary extravagances about the senate
office building.
Finally one of his friends in
luired:
We'll. Harry, what are you get
ing at? Do you want to pay rent fol
The Penn's Grove record., 1916-03-17
Wise Younuster.

Letitia and her ~six-year-old brother
were ready to eat some lunch which
had been placed on the table. Lett
tia said, who will ask the blessing?''
10y looked at her seriously and
then said his little prayer, Now l lay
me down to sleep, l pray thee, Lord,
my soul to keep" etc.
After he had finished Letitia said
to him: You are not going to bed,
are you?"
NO." said 10y, but it is better
than saying nothing"
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Her Choice.

Your daughter" said Mrs. Oldcastle
after being conducted through the
newly furnished wing of the magni1-
cen palace occupied by the Billing
tons, has such a splendid vocabu-
larry"
DO you think SOP" her hostess re-
piled. Josiah wanted to get her one
of them e~scritoires, but l made up my
mind right at the start that a vocabu-
larry would look better in a room fur
nished like hers is, even if it didn't
cost quite so much"
The Penn's Grove record., 1916-03-17
Her Way.

You say you are perfect. willing
for your wife to vote?"
"Oh, yes" said Mr.. Twobble. That
would not embarrass me in the least"
But how would you like to have
her elbowed by a rough crowd at the
polls"
That would never happen. Mrs.
Twobble wouldn't cast a vote unless
she could send it down by a messenger
boy"
The Penn's Grove record., 1916-03-17

HEADS WELFARE DEPARTMENT

Louis A. Coolidge, chairman OF
the welfare department OF the Ma
tional Civic federation, is a scholar
and writer of ripe attainments as well
as a man of large business interests.
After several years as a Washington
correspondent he was appointed, in
1908, assistant secretary of the treas
ury, and the following year resigned
to become treasurer of the United
Shoe Machinery company, a position
he still holds.
Welfare work, according to Mr..
Coolidge. whose experience entities
him to judge. raises wages, increases
the employers profits and brings the
stakeholder larger dividends. 1t adds
nothing to the cost of production, for
that cost is all absorbed in increased
efficiency in the plant.
Unless employees are in prime
physical condition" said Mr.. Cool
idge in conversation the other day,
I'VE must look for a positive loss in
The Penn's Grove record., 1916-03-17

Mr.. Cross-Humph! Changed your
ideas about suffrage, haven't you? Five
years ago, before we were married.
you were all for giving the
vote; but now
Mrs. Cross-Now I'm against it, and
I'll tell you why. A woman would use
about as much judgment in voting for
a man as she Uses in selecting n for
a husband; and just see what a fail
ure she generally makes Of that.
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CAUTION.

How did you leave all the folks at
homer"
First rate" replied Senator Sor-
g6um. Il told them l was going to
see if l couldn't straighten out a few
problems for the government between
now and spring. That cheered them
up a great deal"
ITO what problems did you have
r~eference?"
"Oh, nothing in particular. l never
go into details with my constituents.
If you get to explaining things. you
are liable to make them sound SO
easy that the voters get to thinking
they don't need you"
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Motive.

Il understand you are ambitious to
hold Office"
You had better say I'm strongly
DESTROYS of holding Office" answered
the candidate, thoughtfully.
But, what's the dlfference?"
There's a great deal in my case.
My ambition was to become a success
full lawyer, and l have merely gone
into politics in an effort to make both
ends meet"
The Penn's Grove record., 1916-03-17
Temporary Alteration.

Eminent Specialist-Yes, madame.
your husband is suffering from tenn
porary alteration, due to overwork.
The form of his mania is quite COM
mon.
Wife-Yes, he insists that he is a
millionaire.
Eminent Gpecialist-And wants to
pay me $500 for my advice. Well
have to humor him. you know.-Judge.
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He'd Noticed 1t, Too.

Redd-They say that most of
Japan's pearl divers are women, who
begin to learn the trade at the age Of
thirteen or fourteen.
Greene-Well, I've noticed it's the
girls who begin looking for pearls and
diamonds at an early age over here.
The Penn's Grove record., 1916-03-17
A Saving.

John, you simply must give me a
larger allowance. l haven't nearly
enough pin money"
Il shouldn't think you women would
need many pins to hold together the
few clothes you wear nowadays"
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Practical Point of View,

What good is a college education,
I'd like to know" said the selfmade
man.
"Oh, it gives a boy polish, even If
he doesn't acquire much learning"
"A polish, Ell? Well, he'll probably
need good n The chances are
he'll never make enough money to
give him the privilege of being rude to
people,"
The Penn's Grove record., 1916-03-17
BABY's ITCHING SKIN
Quickly Soothed and Healed by
Cuticura. Trial Free.

Battle with hot water and Cuticura
Soap. If there is any irritation anoint
gently with Cuticura Ointment on end
of finger. Refreshing slumber for rest
less, fretful babies usually follows the
use Of these super-creamy emollients.
They are a boon to tired mothers.
Free sample each by mail with Book.
Address postcard, Cuticura, Dept. L,
Boston. Sold everywhere.-Adv.
The Penn's Grove record., 1916-03-17
GENEROUS "BILL" KETTNER

Congressman Bill" Kettner of
California has an unconscious habit OF
standing with palms open, upward, and
arms slightly outstretched, as if he
were about to hand somebody some
thing. The pose is a natural conse-
quence of Kettner's disposition. He
Is such a generous chap hat he rarely
let's a day go by without making some
friend a present of something or other.
This present may be merely a good
cigar, but usually it is some high
grade product of southern California
"a a of ripe olives, a bottle of Cali
fornia wine, or a box of oranges. He
seems to feel that even the most
casual conversation is incomplete I'M
til he has said:
Wait a moment. I've got some
thing here l want to give you"
For many years Kettner was the
foremost insurance nuisance of San
Diego. He has a mellow voice and a
ready flow of conversation and there
-zz:A.-- - H. --
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Very True.

The Englishman Visiting United
States)-In this country. | believe. the
ideal condition in politics is that the
office should seek the man.
The American-Well. we do have
som, Offices that go begging. but we
don't think much of them.
The Penn's Grove record., 1916-03-17
TWO Imnortant Matters

Now. Katie. do YOU know enough 20
keep your mouth shut?" asked the
fashionable woman of the girl she was
about to engage.
We'll. man, | know enough to all
right, but the question is, Do | get
enough wages to encourage me tor"
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effectiveness, for general lasstude and for lack Of defnteness in action,
business enthusiasm and ambition to excel-an of these things representing
a calculable diminution hin the economic efficiency of the factory force.
Welfare work teaches Vi to reduce human waste. That is what we do
when we improve the conditions under which VI employees live and work
when W e contribute to their health, knowledge, contentment and, through
these, to their skill
Let US accept it as a axiom he continued, that welfare work is not a
charity. 1t may have in it the elements oil philanthropy but of charity none
at ALL The primary motive which actuates the employer usually is interest
in the wellbeing of his workmen-a phianthropc motive, if you please; but
welfare work must justify itself in increased industrial effectiveness or it
will fall of its own weight.
There is n o plant, however small, in which proper sanitary conditions
are tut of the question. Every establishment might well adopt the motto,
Good surroundings good health, good work and live up to it,, for in those
gx words are contained the whole law and gospel of welfare work"
The Penn's Grove record., 1916-03-17
One Way.

Now" said the movie" producer,
ri want you to register intense long
ing"
How can l do that?" asked the ac-
tor.
Hum. Im~gine yourself in a dry
town watching sheriff's deputies pour
ing 1000 gallons of confiscated liquor
into a sewer"
The Penn's Grove record., 1916-03-17
Her Last

Mrs. Newed-Well, If you must go
downtown tonight, dear, promise me
you will get one thing.
Newed-All right, dearest. What do
you want me to get?
Mrs. Newed-I want you to get
home before ten o'clock.
The Penn's Grove record., 1916-03-17
Can't Recover.

I'VE quarreled, and l returned to
him his letters"
That was a mistake. After this al
ways keep the letters; they come in
handy in case of a breach of promise
case"
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No Terrors for Him.

Recruiting Oficer-You realize the
dangers before you? You are not
afraid of having horses shot under
you?
Society Recruit-Me? l had two
motor boats explode under me, three
autos start over me and an aeroplane
fall with me during the past social
season alone.-Puck.
The Penn's Grove record., 1916-03-17
No Time for TrifIes.

Howe-Did you ask that man for his
daughter?
Wise-Yes, and he said it was too
near election day to talk of incense
"quential trifes.
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Pretty Bad.

Visitor-Isn't this climate very
c~hangeable?
Old Inhabitant-No. 1t keeps shift
Jag around until it gets about as dis
agreeable as possible and then it re-
mains permanent.
The Penn's Grove record., 1916-03-17
We've Seen That Kind.

AT a certain part of my new drama
all the lights go out" said the play
wright.
Whats the sense of that?" asked
a man who had seen the piece; no
body could see the plot, anyway"
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ustache.

Sapphead-Im wather dull this eve
ming. / feel a little down in the mouth.
don't you know.
Miss Cutting-Oh. impossible! Why.
1t is not a sixteenth of an inch long!"
The Penn's Grove record., 1916-03-17
Her View.

There was a heavy swell on the
beach last night"
yes. That was the center on a
college football team
The Penn's Grove record., 1916-03-17
Asked and Answered.

why do | liver the poet wrote,
And the editor made reply:
You sent your poem in by mail
That is one reason why"
The Penn's Grove record., 1916-03-17
Another Failure,

81 reached, alasi but failed to grasp"
So the poet wrote one day.
He had reached a poem to We editor,
But failed to grasp the pay.
The Penn's Grove record., 1916-03-17
Just So.

81 am on the scent of success"
What are you doing?"
Raising onions"
The Penn's Grove record., 1916-03-17
Rank Failures,

'Gainst woman's gentle tyranny
Some men there are would fain rebel,
And yet, you very seldom see
A husband who can d. 1t well.
The Penn's Grove record., 1916-03-17

as no resisting him when h e stopped a San Diegan on the street and sought
convince him of the need of purchasing a new insurance policy. When
he took up politics, Ketner soon became just as irresistible in that line as
he "a in the insurance business. The last time he raj he got something
10000 plurality in a district normally about 10000 against his party. In
words, he changed over about 10000 voters, which is a feat without
parallel S o fra al recall oFhand. in the United States O elsewhere.
The Penn's Grove record., 1916-03-17
WOMAN FARM EXPERT

Down in Georgia the department
Of agriculture has found a young wom-
an who knows more about scientific
farming than most men know, and
who also knows how to impart her
knowledge. Therefore the department
has appointed her a farm demonstration
in the South, and she is now engaged
in showing the young men and women
of that part of the country how to
make farming profitable and pleasant.
Miss Hoyl Skinner-for that is her
name-believes she can do much to
check the migration of young people
from the country to the city. One
of her specialties is poultry raising,
and she thinks this industry can be
largely developed in the South. She
also knows a lot about canning, and
hopes to teach it to the boys if they
can be induced to abandon the idea
that it is too feminine an occupation.
With attractiveness and energy added
to her knowledge and skill, Miss Skin
The Penn's Grove record., 1916-03-17

81 have a farmer friend whose crops
for the last foul years have gone up
in smoke"
He must feel discouraged"
mot at all; he raises tobacco"
The Penn's Grove record., 1916-03-17
What She Said

81 understand she's going to marry
the minister of her church,"
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How did il come about"

YES"
How did it come about?"
When he first came here about a
year ago she told him enthusiastically
that he was the very man she'd like to
have marry her when the time came,
and he took the hint"
The Penn's Grove record., 1916-03-17

did you hear about that woman
shooting a burglar last night?"
Yes. What do you suppose she was
aiming at?"
Bogalusa enterprise. [volume] (Bogalusa, La.) 1914-1918, 1916-04-27

w. H. Strumfeld and wife of
New York visited in Bogalusa a
few days last week to see the much
talked of Magic City,"
Bogalusa enterprise. [volume] (Bogalusa, La.) 1914-1918, 1916-04-27

MIR. and Mrs. J. e. Haney went to
Slidell Friday to meet Mr.. Haney's
parents, MI. and Mrs. J. I. Haney
of Tuscumbia, Ala. who will make
an extended visit here.
Bogalusa enterprise. [volume] (Bogalusa, La.) 1914-1918, 1916-04-27

Men, you ought to see the shirts
at the Bogalusa Stores Co., priced
from 81 to So.
Bogalusa enterprise. [volume] (Bogalusa, La.) 1914-1918, 1916-04-27

The most delicious cold drinks at
the Candy Kitchen and service that
is uneXcelled.
Bogalusa enterprise. [volume] (Bogalusa, La.) 1914-1918, 1916-04-27

Mr.. ane Mrs, Marvin Poole were
called to New Orleans Wednesday
on account of the sudden death Of
Mrs, Poole'S Father, A. c. Lindaur.
Bogalusa enterprise. [volume] (Bogalusa, La.) 1914-1918, 1916-04-27

I!.n= o.
H. .,oss for men a, the
| Cd CIae eto Sf,S' Co.
Ms o Csv' -. CITY.
Toe ''''S
| e,rorite collars and in quar-
sizes al ''' 1
| No., Orleans visited |
OHM ord family last week. "
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au'
Mrs. ". Nj Dl0s ,'., D' ,,;s;t in Col,m.
lh''soas III
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Ladies Will l u! d ''G ~ tho
blowing Oh S'S ''' ~
Bgausa o'o'e' w. !
Mrs. f. D. " e'''' '', ,..;,ua
H. E' were I''"
hst week.
MIS- u GUAM "''
spent a lew ud!' III
week.
Straw anu dl'''i'o ''"'' "' ''N
Price you wait u pay a. 'N0 D0e
ausa S'oleS w.
Mrs. N D. hoeV a'iu '''''0 u"osN
m Mary Elzaoe'i'' "e'e 4''" VI
leans Vlsllofs lof 'lle "eeA e''o'
a' 'nu ''''' e- 49,.
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u,1odv coreotc Of tho Rooa},sa
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9 6esalusa Stores Co.
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Bogalusa enterprise. [volume] (Bogalusa, La.) 1914-1918, 1916-04-27

Queen Quality Shoes. the finest
made, can be seen in the last and
most popular styles at the Bogalusa
Stores Co.
Bogalusa enterprise. [volume] (Bogalusa, La.) 1914-1918, 1916-04-27

Prof, J. F. Peters attended the
Great Southern Conference held in
New Orleans last week. Mr.. Peters
was appointed by Governor Hall to
represent Louisiana at the National
Convention.
Bogalusa enterprise. [volume] (Bogalusa, La.) 1914-1918, 1916-04-27

Mrs. James Rogers and little son
we're called to New Orleans Thurs
dav on account of the death Of her
brother Tom OBrien.
Bogalusa enterprise. [volume] (Bogalusa, La.) 1914-1918, 1916-04-27

Mrs. G. L. Manning, Of Gatesville
Miss, and Mrs. Edwin Watson of
Meridian are the guest of Mrs. J.
C. Hayes.
Bogalusa enterprise. [volume] (Bogalusa, La.) 1914-1918, 1916-04-27

Miss Mabel Crawford, of Bush,
spent a few days with Mrs. S.
Murphy this week.
Bogalusa enterprise. [volume] (Bogalusa, La.) 1914-1918, 1916-04-27

end with is son C. P. Gaudet in
Thibedoux who is very ill with
pneumonia.
When you want tender, juicy
steak, just phone the Bosalusa
Stores Co. Deliveries to all parts
of the city.
Miss Mary Lee Renfro, of Sumrall
Miss, returned to her home after a
pleasant visit with Mrs. Lambert.
Mrs. W. A. Ford, Of Columbia. has
returned to her home after visiting
her father Jasper Byrd and family.
Mr.. and Mrs. w. M. Shores were
New Orleans visitors last week.
Bogalusa enterprise. [volume] (Bogalusa, La.) 1914-1918, 1916-04-27

Spring time is Clean up and
Paint up time. Everything you
need can be found at the Boealusa
Stores Go.
Bogalusa enterprise. [volume] (Bogalusa, La.) 1914-1918, 1916-04-27

Zion Laces, edges end inserts to-.
match, in German, Walls, Fillet and
Valencines, several widths at the
Bogalusa Stores Co.
Bogalusa enterprise. [volume] (Bogalusa, La.) 1914-1918, 1916-04-27

Ina = = rofter, of the Cut Over
|l,s,D ept' Of the Great Southern
~ Co. is transactiDs business
week, '''''''' and h's' Texas
Bogalusa enterprise. [volume] (Bogalusa, La.) 1914-1918, 1916-04-27

Mrs. D. H. Pegues, of New Orleans,
is In Bogalusa for a several weeks
stay with friends.
Bogalusa enterprise. [volume] (Bogalusa, La.) 1914-1918, 1916-04-27

Boealusa Stores Co. Guaranteed
for six months.
Bogalusa enterprise. [volume] (Bogalusa, La.) 1914-1918, 1916-04-27

When you want hosiery you will
find the famous Holeproof at the
Bogalusa enterprise. [volume] (Bogalusa, La.) 1914-1918, 1916-04-27

sa.s a'e your prescription accurately
~. W sending them to the Drug
mr.. u the Bosalusa Stores Co.
'''ss to all parts Of the city.