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Bryan daily eagle and pilot. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1909-1918, 1916-01-20
THE CLUB WOMEN
ARE ENTHUSIASTIC
Working Earnestly for Poultry Show
and Domestic Science to Be
Given In Connection.

AT the regular weekly meeting OF
the Bryan Woman's Club Wednesday
Afternoon much interest and enthusi.
asm was evidenced. when the subject
OF the poultry show and domestic
science show. which take place in
this city Jan. % and 2s. was dis.
cussed.
Mrs. W. S. Howell. chairman OF the
poultry committee. made a splendid
report OF the work and plans that the
committee have in hand for the sue.
cess OF the show. She reported that
the various committees had met with
encouragement everywhere they turn.
ed. and entries for all the departmnts
are being secured.
Mrs. Robert s. Webb Jr. told OF the
progress made in the six departments
Of domestic science show. Every.
body seemed enthused with the idea
of making the affair the greatest sue
cess Bryan has ever had. Mrs. NJ. W.
Sims, chairman Of the premium com.
mittee. spoke to the ladies' in regard
to the prizes TO be given and immedi.
ately response came from the Won.
ans Club. Twenty beautiful premiums
were donated. with the promise OF
more II needed. Flower and vine
seeds will also be given free. from the
flower booth during the poultry show.
with the compliments OF the Bryan
Woman's Club.
These energetic, enthusiastic club
, women are in earnest In their efforts
to make the show OF real merit. which
, fact In itself Is assurance OF success
Watch the Eagle for list OF pre-
miums In domestic science show. Lei
every woman and every girl in Bryan
and Brazos County contest for thes,
premiums.
Bryan daily eagle and pilot. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1909-1918, 1916-01-20
COST OF JONES BRIDGE REPAIRS

County Judge J. T. Maloney reports
that the county has received bill
from Austin Bros. bridge builders Of
Dallas. who did the repair work on
Jones bridge. for the amount OF So.
5sl.si for the work on the bridge. II
was necessary to replace two spans of
the bridge which were damaged dur.
ing the August storm. The work was
completed several weeks ago and the
bridge Is now In use.
Bryan daily eagle and pilot. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1909-1918, 1916-01-20
HOTEL BRYAN ARRIVALS

]. Z. DePuy. San Antonio.
II. J. Haring. Houston.
ID. c. Brouse. ST. Louis.
]. W. Thomas. Chicago.
W. II. Bragg. HIllsboro.
c. L. Morgan. Whitney.
Z. b. Goodwin. Waco.
NJ. @. Steil. Navasota.
c. II. Hawkes., Elmira, n. Y.
T. L. Toland. Dallas.
A. r. Field. 81. Louis.
N. Adels. Houston.
W. @. Farr, Dallas.
II. II. Bonner. Corsicana.
G. II. Catroan. Houston.
T. L. Keller. Houston.
S. J. Creagor. Houston.
T. A. Parsons. Houston.
II. b. Hirsch. Chicago.
Z. s. westcott. Chicago.
r. r. Tarr. Houston.
S. Macaluso. New Orleans.
Z. NJ. DetEel. Dallas.
Z. Gentry. Mineola.
G. W. 0rms, Mineola-
Bryan daily eagle and pilot. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1909-1918, 1916-01-20
U. S. Weather Buresu
DAILY WEATHER FORECAST
office. Dunn q oaly Bldg.
Phone 70


Tonight and Friday cloudy yin
rain.
Weather Conditions.
Clear weather prevailed last nizx
over the Eastern cotton belt Neu
England and Northern Plateau ns-
ing the past twenty-four hours ix14
rains have fallen over a large ara
extending from Texas TO the Grsz
Lakes region The Temperatures 1E
been rising during the past twtniy-
four hours over the entire country arr
last night had almost reached the nsz-
nal. Over most OF the country cion6y
skies retard the maximum until l1E
In the afternoon
Bryan daily eagle and pilot. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1909-1918, 1916-01-20

]. G. Mcleod and ]. II. Cobb OF
North zulch were trading In the city
today.
Up to date dressmaklng Prices
reasonable. Satisfaction guaranteed.
Phone ISL.
WIN c. Johnson returned TO Beau.
mont yesterday, after visit to friends
In this city.
Ladies'. when you want a nice fat
dressed fowl. phone iii7. Mrs. Ma
loney.
The Bachelor Girls will meet with
Mrs. Jim James on Friday morning at
10 O'Clock.
II you need a plow. cultiyator or
planter. now Is the time to get Il at
Hensarilngs.
Mrs. W. J. Lang and Miss Cora
casters Of Kurten were shopping In
the city today.
]. A. ID. Robinson and J. II. White
were In town trading today from
wixon.
Mrs. J. ID. Ganter has returned from
a visit TO friends and relatives In
Houston and Galveston.
Rev. ]. c. Archer OF Mckinney ar.
rived today and is a guest OF X. w.
Downward and family.
Rev. J. J. Kasiska and Mr.. and Mrs.
VIM. Manthel and children OF Kurten
were In the city today.
The ~arty that borrowed my 100
foot sb tape win kindly return same
and oblige. Lamar Bethea.
Mr.. Farmer. our big Cost. Cash i'm.
plement sale will begin Saturday. Jan.
22. Hensarling Mercantile Company
The Hensarling Mercantile Com
pany will be forced to sacrifice their
$500 stock OF farm implements and
win start their sale Saturday. Jan. 22
We do not like TO demo-allze the
implement prices of Bryan, but We
have got to get the Cash. Hensar
lings.
Specials for dull season. until the
first OF February. will make tailored
shirtwaists si.OO. and tailored skirts
$3.50. Ring Miss Eta Peters. phone
l527.
Only a few days more TO pay your
taxes without paying the penalty
Come at once and avoid the rush. W
!. McCulloeh. tax collector OF Brazo'
County.
Mrs. Walter Ehlers has returned 4
her home in wentz, after a pleasan
visit to Miss Mary Knowles and othe
friends and relatives In this city.
Mrs. Nat p. jackson Of the exten
sion department OF A. and VI. Colleg'
has returned from a visit TO her HON
In Paris. Tex. and from Denton, wher
she attended the tri-state meeting o
canning club demonstrators
Mrs. ID. II. b. Todd OF AuaxilIs-ai
rived today for a visit to her parents
Mr. and Mrs. ]. A. ID. Robinson O
Wixon.
The Eagle calls attention to tn
Jno Deere forced sale OF their impls
ments at Hensarlings on page TIL
issue.
| II. c. Robinson IT. arrived toda
from Houston to join his wife, who
here for a visit TO her parents. MI
and Mrs. W. T. James.
Bryan daily eagle and pilot. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1909-1918, 1916-01-20
LOCAL AND OTHERWISE

Daniel Boyd was down today from
Edge.
Hugo Endler OF Kurten was in town
today.
Farm implement sale at Hensar-
lings.
Cost. cash implement sale ut Hen.
sarlings.
NJ. +. Martin was In town from Kur-
ten today.
J. ". sheppard Of Kurten was in
town today.
Jack Graham OF Harvey was in
town today.
Bargains In farm implements at
Hensarlings.
]. II. Lawless was in the city today
from Kurten.
Joe Vernon was a visitor to Bryan
from Cross today.
T. A. Hensarling Of Steep Hollow
was In the city today.
Joe Beal OF Prospect was among the
visitors TO the city today.
J. W. Crenshaw was a visitor to the
city today from Reliance.
Rev. ]. II. Brown went to Houston
for n brief visit yesterday.
c. NJ. spann Of Navaso,a was In the
city on business yesterday
Remember the implement sale IL
for Cash only. at Hensarlings.
A. II. McSwain was In the city today
from his home on Rock Prairie.
DIR. W. +. Odom was business Wis
itor to the city today from Kurten.
Hayne Johnson went TO NayasotI
yesterday for brief visit TO his home
p. l.. Barron was among the visitors
in the city from Rock Prairie today
NJ. G. Buchanan and daughter Mis-
Fac. visited the city today from Har
veg.
Phone Az or 80 for carriage Of
wagon. Guy Barrows. ! do plowinl
also.
Bryan daily eagle and pilot. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1909-1918, 1916-01-20

Mr.. Farmer. for the Cash we are
going to sell all our plows. planters,
cultivators and all farm implements
at cost and less than cost, but remem.
Der it's cash.
HENsARLING MERCANTILE co.
Bryan daily eagle and pilot. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1909-1918, 1916-01-20
DAT CROP DAMAGED.

W. w.(psvxer OF Steep Hollow was
in the city today on business. Mr.
Parker reports that the recent freezes
damaged his garden considerably and
from reports the oats in the eommu.
nifty we're badly damaged.
Bryan daily eagle and pilot. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1909-1918, 1916-01-20

One Of the biggest cattle deals n
some ume~was reported TO the Eagis
today in which 1873 head OF fat rzftk
we're sold to Cloud 4 Nicol. local mar
ket men. by NJ. y Dansby. the cur
sideration being $500. This Is an
average OF slightly more than s53 Isr
head.
Bryan daily eagle and pilot. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1909-1918, 1916-01-20
COMING TO BRYAN

Mr.. r. b. Evans. with the Jon
Deere Plow Company is coming n
Bryan to take charge Of and c,ou
out their stock Of plows, cultisaiszs
planters. wagons. buggies. In fact an
implements sold by Hensarling Msz-
camille Company.
Bryan daily eagle and pilot. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1909-1918, 1916-01-20
PICKED TEAM WON.
Defeated First Team eo~lers In Three
Game Msteh-seore 2.<o3 to 2.32z.

In very spirited contest on the
Bryan pool hall alleys last night
picked team Of bowlers defeated the
Bryan first team by a score OF 1905
to 2.322 for the three games played.
Both teams were off form and no high
averages were made by any indivld-
ual. The high score Of the contest
was 2o5. made by L. o. zanetti OF the
first team. That the two teams were
very evenly matched. however, Is
shown by the comparative scores of
the three games. which were all won
by the second team. The scores are
as follows:
Bryan daily eagle and pilot. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1909-1918, 1916-01-20
FORCED SALE.

The Hensarling Mercantile Con
pany win put on sale. beginning saz-
urday. Jan. %. and must sell NM
worth OF Jno. Deere farm implements
al cost or less than cost.
Bryan daily eagle and pilot. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1909-1918, 1916-01-20
NOTICE.

Any one wishing 10 enter needle
work in the domestic science depart.
ment in connection with the Brazos
County Poultry Associations to be
held Jan. 81 and rs please notify Mrs.
DIR. b. L. Sims. chairman.
Bryan daily eagle and pilot. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1909-1918, 1916-01-20
p. o. BUSINESS GROWING.

According to figures furnished the
Eagle today the receipts OF the Bry.
an postoffice during the last quarter
OF 1915. ending Dec. 81. showed an In
crease over the receipts OF the cor,
responding quarter in 1914 OF se57.s5.
The comparison is as follows:
Bryan daily eagle and pilot. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1909-1918, 1916-01-20

There viii be an important meeting
OF the directors at 10 o'clock tomor.
row friday morning. Please be
present. as business OF importance
win come up for consideration.
II. l. MCKNIGHT.
Bryan daily eagle and pilot. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1909-1918, 1916-01-20
ss57.s5
An increase OF .

This is quite nice record for the
postoffice and its continued good
business may be taken as an indica.
ton Of returning prosperity.
Mr.. and Mrs. Charles Davis return
ed to their home in Fl Paso today. at
ter brief visit to friends in this city.
Miss Mary J. Baker returned to her
home in San Antonio today. after an
extended visit to Mrs. W. L. Jones Of
Harvey.
Bryan daily eagle and pilot. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1909-1918, 1916-01-20
FREE RENT.

Wanted, Right kind OF man and
wife can secure free rent by looking
after wagon yard property. None
but responsible people need apply.
Write II. l.. Mcknight. Secretary OF
the Commercial Club.
COMMERCIAL CLUB DIRECTORS.
Farmers' champion. (Elgin, Okla.) 1912-1922, 1916-03-15
Calm Slowbetter.

Slowbetter is calm man, not cas-
ily upset On one occasion as his
motor car had come to n sudden stop
he crawled underneath IL to see what
was the matter.
Somehow or other some petrol ig-
nited A fierce burst of flame and
smoke came forth, envelopine Slow.
better In the midst of the excite
ment he walked to one side with his
usual slow and regular step. His face
was black, his eyebrows and eyelashes
were singed. and what was left of his
hair and beard was a sight to behold.
Someone brought a mirror. and he
had look at himself. As usual. how.
ever. he took matters philosophically
Well" he said. slowly and deliDer-
ately, Il was needing shave and my
hair cut. anyway"
Farmers' champion. (Elgin, Okla.) 1912-1922, 1916-03-15
WHEAT sowN FOR BIG YIELDS
Summer FaIlowlns Done In June Not
Only Kills Many Weeds. But Saves
Moisture for Future.

In growing my dry land crop OF
season the summer following was done
the fore part Of June. the year previ
Gus. Experience has taught us that
this Is the best time. as II not only
kills the many weeds but conserves
the moisture. thereby storing II for fu-
ture use. writes George r. Owen in
Denver Field and Farm. My dry land
tract has been farmed for nine years.
but by the alternating method. Only
eighty acres out of the one hundred
and sixty acres are cropped each year.
Many have predicted that In few
years the strength OF the soil would
run out. and that II would have TO be
left for a number Of years. so as to
REGAIN It's former productiveness. |
find. however that the land rather
than diminishing is gradually gainin"
IN productiveness. The soil Is n clay
loan and has gradual slope TO the
south. The first year II was farmed
the sod was broken out to a depth OF
four inches. Each succeeding year IL
Is plowed two inches deeper, so as TO
have the subsoil on ton. After plow-
ing the ground Is then narrowed so as
to even II and conserve all the mois-
ture.
There have been times when the
weed seed failed to come up before
plowing II had to be then disked "a
kill the weeds. II they had been left
alone It would have been as hard on
the ground as II crop OF wheat had
been raised. The seeding is done
about the middle OF September. The
drill used is disk press which sows
from twenty-seven to thirty pounds to
the acre. The kind of seed is the Red
Russian
Wheat raised on irrigated land may
be sown on dry land by seeding more
to the acre. The past year seventy-siy
acres yielded 2,6i2 bushels of high
tested wheat. Twenty.seven pounds oi
wheat was sown to each acre. When
thin sown the wheat plants have more
room for stooling and produce larger
heads. The room in between the rows
provides the moisture for the growing
grain
Farmers' champion. (Elgin, Okla.) 1912-1922, 1916-03-15
SORGHUMs TO PRODUCE MEAT
More Money Brought Into Sub-Humid
Regions by Sale Of Stock Than
All Other Sources.

In no section OF the country has a
permanent system of agriculture been
built without the nse Of live stock. A
very careful observation Of the condi-
tions that aie prevalent In the sub
humid sections OF the United States
shows that more money Is brought
into those sections through the sale OF
horses, cattle, sheep and hogs than
from all other sources combined,
writes w. A. Cochel in Farmers Mail
and Breeze. The experimental work
of the argonomists and cerealists IN.
dicates that the grain sorghums prob
ably are the most valuable of all OF
the grain and forage crops that have
yet been tried This also Is indicated
by the practice of the better class of
farTers in the same regions who are
continually increasing the acreage de-
voted to kafir, feterita. milo, sorghum
and sudan grass and at the same time
are decreasing the acreage of corn,
oats, barley and other crops that are
especially adaptable TO the more hu.
mid regions.
1t is essential that the dry land
farmers as well as the farmers in 9th
er sections should realize that the
ply a market for the feeds that are
produced In the local community, and
that the live stock business cannot be
separate and distinct from farming
that the best live stock men are al
most Invariably the best farmers in
the community and that the hest farm
ers are as a rule men who give con
siderable amount of time and atten
tion to live stock.
Farmers' champion. (Elgin, Okla.) 1912-1922, 1916-03-15
BREAKING THE NEWS GENTLY
Came to the Man Who Was
Most Interested.

In Liverpool there is Il man famous
for his calmness on every occasion.
One day he strolled leisurely into the
office of q friend.
I've Just had chat with your
wife," he began.
why, didn't know she was In
town."
"Oh, she wasn't IN town." replied the
other. - oaiie! at yUur house,
Il didn't know she was receiving
today" said the husband, with some
surprise. Il thought she had head.
ache"
She didn't mention It 10 me-" said
the calm man. There was quite q
crowd at the house.
"A crowd" echoed the husband.
Yes" went on the calm man. They
came with the fire engine"
THE fire engine!" gasped the hus
band.
oh. it's all right" went on the
calm man. IT'S all right now. II
wasn't much OF fire, but thought
you'd like to know of it."-Pearson'
Weekly.
Farmers' champion. (Elgin, Okla.) 1912-1922, 1916-03-15
A new DISCOVERY

"Anuric" is a rece-. discovery Of
Doctor Pierce, who is head o. the In
valids' Hotel, Buffalo, N. Y. Expert
ments at DR.. Pierce's Hospital for sew
eral years proved that "Anuric" is a
wonderful eliminator of uric acid. For
those easily recognized symptoms of
inilammation-as backache, scalding
urine and frequent urination, as well
as sediment in the urin or II uric
acid in the blood has caused rheuma'
tism. It is simply wonderfu' how surely
"AErric" acts; and in gravel md govt,
invariably the pains and stiffness rap.
idly disappear.
Go to your nearest drug store and
simply ask for a 50-cent package OF
"Anuric," or send DR.. Pierce l0c for
trial pkg.
Farmers' champion. (Elgin, Okla.) 1912-1922, 1916-03-15
Clean the Blood

Spring is the time of the year when
we should put our house in order.
We're run down after hard winter
after grip, colds, catarrh. It's time
to take DR.. Pierce's Golden Medical
Discovery, purely vegetable and free
from alcohol or narcotics. 1t will
search out impure and poisonous mat
ter and drive 1t from the system. Buy
Discovery" now in tablets or liquid.
It will dissolve the poisonous accu-
mutations and replace the bad blood
1t drives out. with rich, pure blood full
of vital force.
!t will clear the skin; eczema, PIN.
pies, rash, blotches will dry up and
disappear; boilr carbuncles and other
evidences of tainted blood will pass
away. never to appear again.
Farmers' champion. (Elgin, Okla.) 1912-1922, 1916-03-15
SAGE TEA BEAUTIES
AND DARKENS HAIR
Don't Stay Gray! It Darkens
So Naturally That No.
body can Tell.

You can turn gray, faded hair beau
tifully dark and lustrous almost over
night II you'll get 50-cent bottle of
''Wyeth's Sage and Sulphur Com
pound at any drug store. Millions of
bottles of this old famous Sage Tea
Recipe. improved by the addition II
other ingredients, are sold annual y,
says a well-known druggist here, be-
cause it darkens the hair so naturally
and evenly that no one can tell 1t has
been applied.
Those whose hair is turning gray or
becoming faded have a surprise await
ing them, because after one or two
applications the gray hair vanishes
and your locks become luXuriantly
dark and beautiful.
This is the age of youth. Gray
haired, unatTactive folks aren't want
ed around, so get busy with Wyeth 5
Sage and sulphur Compound tonight
and you'll be delighted with your
dark, handsome hair and your youth
full appearance within few days.
This preparation is a toilet requi-
site and is not intended for the cure,
mitigation or prevention of disease
Adv.
Farmers' champion. (Elgin, Okla.) 1912-1922, 1916-03-15

back guarantee that each spoonful
will clean your sluggish liver better
than a dose OF nasty calomel and that
1t won't make you sick.
Dodson's Liver Tone is real liver
medicine. You'll know 1t next morn.
ing, because you will wake up feel.
ine fine. YOUR liver will be working,
20 adache and dizziness gone,
your stomach will be sweet and your
bowels regular.
Dodsons Liver Tone Is entirely
vegetable. therefore harmless and
cannot salivate. Give 1t to your chill
dren. Millions Of people are using
Dodson's Liver Tone instead OF dan
gerous calomel now. Your druggist
will tell you that the sale OF calomel
is almost stopped entirely here.
Farmers' champion. (Elgin, Okla.) 1912-1922, 1916-03-15
Gull the Poultry Flock.

Gull out the slow-growing chickens,
the old hens with long toe nails, the
long or "crow-headed" hens. the poor
winter layers hens that spend too
much time on TIE roosts. Such Gull.
ing can be done without any special
expense, 1t should be done. too, be
fore new blood is introduced, for tho
presence of poor fowls will retard
whatever improvement new blood may
work.
Farmers' champion. (Elgin, Okla.) 1912-1922, 1916-03-15
Taking a Short Cut.

I'm perfectly willing to help you"
said the practical philanthropist, but
you ought to try to help yourself when
the occasion presents itself"
The last time did that 1t got me
into whole lot of trouble" answered
the shabby visitor. In fact. ! spent
some years in durance vile.'
What do you mean?"
Il helped myself to the contents OF
another mans cash register
Farmers' champion. (Elgin, Okla.) 1912-1922, 1916-03-15
On a War Footinu,

Meyer" said the professor in the
Landsturm to his next neighbor in the
line. after n successful charge against
the English trenches. las n student |
have rather often had to give you a
pretty low mark. But as comrade
have To grade you Ia"
Farmers' champion. (Elgin, Okla.) 1912-1922, 1916-03-15
Big Waste OF Machinery.

The number of farm implements ex-
posed all winter to wind, sun and rain
is enormous. This is fine for the man.
ufacturers. A little figuring will show
that paint, lumber and nails In the
form of shed are much cheaper than
paint, lumber and metal in the shape
of machinery.
Farmers' champion. (Elgin, Okla.) 1912-1922, 1916-03-15
Just Before the Battle.

Her Husband-Do you know. dear.
that found my first gray hair this
morning?
His Wife-Oh. give II to me, john
and I'll keep 1t as a souvenir to 10.
member you by.
Her Observation-Disclosures the matter
with me keeping 1t to remember you
by?
His Wife-Wretch! I've q good
mind to go home TO my mother
Her Husband-Huh! No such luck.
Farmers' champion. (Elgin, Okla.) 1912-1922, 1916-03-15
Be REGULAR in MilkinQ.

Early milking morning or evening
one day and later milking morning
or evening another day not only les.
sens the output. but tends to disturb
functional activity and prevents max
imum yield for the lactation period
Farmers' champion. (Elgin, Okla.) 1912-1922, 1916-03-15
X Takes the Fire Out.

To take the fire out OF burn or
scald quickly use Hanford's Balsam OF
Myrrh. Apply 1t lightly at once and
the .in.iamed skin should be quickly
cooled. Be prepared for accidents by
always having bottle on hand. Adv.
Farmers' champion. (Elgin, Okla.) 1912-1922, 1916-03-15
PUT S0UARELY UP TO HIM
Most Excellent Reason Why Man
Heneeforth Should Take an "In-
tersst in the Firm"

Colonel Ross boasts of the fact that
he never forgets an acquaintance. His
walks downtown are always punctu'
ated with handshakes and an inquiry
regarding business, health. wife. chill.
dren. or what not. Unerringly he
touches the right chord. and leaves the
acquaintance with the feeling that
however Indifferent the world may be
to him and his affairs, the colonel is
his friend.
A few days ago Colonel Ross met
a friend.
After cordial handshake and How
are you?" the colonel said. Where are
you working now, DAM"
AT the shop"
Same old place."
'Yes. | got an interest now"
AN interest? Well. that's nice,
since when" and the colonel shook
his friends hand vigorously.
Since Saturday. The boss told me
I'd have to take an interest in the
place or quit. indianapolis News.
Farmers' champion. (Elgin, Okla.) 1912-1922, 1916-03-15
Soil Enrichers.

II you are thinking Of using some
fertilizing plants or soil enrichers
thirfk OF cowpeas or alfalfa. They both
draw nitrogen from the air and store
1t in the soil, and they do this while
producing most valuable crop for
hay OF food.
Farmers' champion. (Elgin, Okla.) 1912-1922, 1916-03-15
To Drive Out Malaria
And Build In The system

Take the Old Standard GROVE )
TAS rELESS chill TONIC You know
v'has you are taking. as the formula is
printed on every label. showing 1t is
Quinine and Iron in a tasteless form. The
Quininc drives out malaria. the Iron
builds up the system. 50 cents.
Farmers' champion. (Elgin, Okla.) 1912-1922, 1916-03-15
What Did He Expect7

For nearly an hour the salesman
had been dlating on the marvels OF
the motor car he was trying to sell.
And the price of the car Is $780,"
the customer murmured thoughtfully
Does that include everything"
"Yes-oh. no, of course, the lamps
are extra"
Lamps extra" said the customer
sharply. But they are shown In the
illustration"
woman" said the salesman smoothly:
but we do not give lady with every
carl"
Farmers' champion. (Elgin, Okla.) 1912-1922, 1916-03-15
The Other oroundhog.

Knicker-What were you wonder.
ing?
liocker-Whether the pork barrel
saw its shadow