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El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1916-03-13

middle-aged woman turned pea green
with Jealousy as they whisked her
husband away from her.
Certainly any girl who could enjoy
Witnessing the suffering of a poor,
helpless wife, who knows all too well
that her beauty and charms have faded
while some girl young enough to be
his daughter makes a fool OF her hus-
mand, lives too late. She belongs to
the time Of the Inquisition. and would
have made lovely little torturer.
In the WIfe's PIunee.
Before you engage in a Irritation
with married man. girls, just put
yourself in the wife's place. Some
day you will be married. Think how
you would feel If you saw some
younger and prettier woman cajoling
your husband away from you.
But you don't even have to be altru-
istic to perceive the wisdom Of avoid
ing love affairs with married men.
It's self-preservation. To begin with.
it practically shuts the door to matrf-
nony in your face.
The love time and the marriage
time of a girls life are short, and IL
she doesn't make hay while the sun
of her youth and beauty shines, her
harvest is an empty one.
If a girl wastes these years when she
might marry on some married man
that she can never marry, she throws
away her chance of settling herself
IN life, and by the time she mas
walked up to the folly Of her course,
or the married man has tired of her
and wants somebody still younger and
fresher, her opportunity is gone. Nor
are men anxious to seek as a wife
the herOines OF this particular kind OF
sentimental episode.
A Remedy.
OF course. married men are often
very handsome and fascinating, and
they know how to make love beauti-
fully, ana just the nice little things
to do that women like to have done
for them, but when you find yourself
listening to one-and enjoy listening
when he begins to tell you that his
wife doesn't understand him, and how
unhappy re is at home, and what your
sympathy means to him. and so on, just
stick your little finger in your ears,
and take to your heels.
You are not a public comforter, and
such a man means you no good. He's
willing to break your heart to blight
your prospects in life, to compromise
your name just for his own amuse-
ment
That is Why I say. don't flirt with
married men, girls.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1916-03-13

evening, dTtu you GEAR ? SdlQ
Helen as they left the table.
ooh, no." said Warren, turning
suddenly Bob and 1 aren't going to-
night I forgot to tell you. The folks
said they might come up and play a
little bridge"
Really. dear? You should have told
me before. We haven't a thing in the
house to eat?'
That's right; we do have to give
them something. don't we? Well can't
you make few sandwiches"
yes, dear; but we haven't any cream
for coffee. And I ought TO give them
something hot You know Louise al
ways serves such delicious things when
we 20 up there
can't we have beer?''
I'VE could; but what about some
thing hot to eatg
I suppose Mary could go out and get
something"
oh, I have a splendid idea, Warren.
We might cream some OF those oysters
you brought home"
Warren occasionally brought home
little things that he fancied at the par
ticLlar moment Sometimes Helen had
Mary fix them Immediately, but they
hao arranged TO have the oysters which
a friend had brought Warren directly
from the Sound the following evening.
A COntretemps
i thought we were going to have
stew with those oysters"
We were. but in an emergency like
Thu dear. I thought You might be will
ing to help. You see 1t really was your
fault that I didn't know before about
tonight. And I have promised to let
Mary 90 to a dance"
That's right" said Warren, on
the defensive Immediately, give your
maids too much leeway and you never
have any good out of them"
yes. manage the way you men
woIld have us do, and we might go
years without a maid" said Helen.
well, go on and use the oysters If
you'll have your own way about II
no matter what I say
Helen did not answer, but went in
stead into the dining room and began
to prepare the table for the light re-
She got out the channg
dish and put some beer on ice, then she
hurried into the kitchen to see II she
had enough bread There was plenty
OF bread After all, they would fare
pretty we'll with some sardine sand
wiches, the creamed oysters and some
beer
When she had finished in the dining
room, she went back into her own
room and began to dress. Warren came
in otter a few minutes for some cigars.
What are you getting yourself up
so gorgeously for?" he commented
I'VE are not entertaining royalty"
'No?" said Helen calmly, proceeding
with her dressing. ''Well, dear, like
to look nice even for Bob and Louise"
ana she slipped a simple little dress
over her head and began to button it
Warren snOrted and. picking up the
cigars, departed. Helen followed very
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1916-03-13
RAILROAD TIME TABLES.


AL trains arrive and depart from Union
arrivals and departures given in FL Paso or
mountain standard time
SANTA FE.
For Albuquerque. Denver. Chicago, Los
Angeles-No. SIC Tvs $3.50 q m; No. $40
at D. m.
Chlcago-No. sos arvs. 10 a m: No. SIS
Ell PAsO & SOUTHWESTERN.
(Western DivisiOn.)
For Arizona and CalifOrnia-No- Tvs
1855 p. m. No. Z. at 7:45 D. m.
From Arizona and California-No. arvS
a NJ No. at 1:40 p. m
Eastern DivisiOn.)
For Kansas City. st. Louis and Chicago
No 4 Tvs 1855 p. m; No. 2, at 4;45 D m
Tor Tucumcari-No. Tvs. 1850 a. m.
From Chicago. St Louis and Kansas City
No. arvs $50 a m; No. at Z;5o p m
From Tucumcart-No. Z arrives ! ~ ?. m
G. II. s s. A. AND S. P. TRAINS.
For San Antonio. New Orleans and Wash
ington-No. 102 Tvs SEAS a m; No. 10 at
From Washington. New Orleans and San
Antonio-No. arvs $3.50 p. m; No. 1O1 at
For Arizona and Caufornia-No. | Tvs,
s:45 a. m; No. at p. m; No lO1 at
From Arizona and CalifornIa-No. 1O2
arvs. $3.50 a. m; No. at $3.50 p m; NO.
~ g" " " TEXAS & PACIFIC.
For Dallas and St. Louis-No- 8. Tvs $3.50
a m: No. 4. at p. m.
From St. Louis and Dallas-No. arvs.
Sis a m; No. 5 at s:25 p m
MEXICAN CENTRAL
No regular schedule.
MEXICO AND NORTH WESTERN
20 schedule
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1916-03-13
DAILY RECORD
Building Permits.


To the Macon Realty company to build q
brick bungalow on Aurora street; estimated
value $4,000.
To the Macon Realty company. to build a
brick bungalow on TularOsa street; esIl-
mated value $4,000.
To II. H. Bailey. TO add a story TO an
apartment house at 333 West Missouri
street: estimated value $1,000.
To f. Ramirez, TO build an gdobe tene-
ment in the 500 block on Pie9ras street;
estimated value $500.
To L. Kershner, to build brick bunga-
low on Manzana street; estimated value
Deeds Filed.
Fl Canutiuo Townsite company to F. B.
Atkins. lots 3. 4. block a. Canutillo grant
Fl Paso county; consideration $3.50; Decem-
Der 81. 1915
Ell Paso county-W. H. Glenn and wife to
T. B. Akin. tract Of land containing Il
acres in FL Paso county; consideration 5000 ;
February IS. 1915
North side Of Trowbridge. between Crock
eft and Houston-E. A. Hennlng and r. F.
Mckee to D. C. Kloss. the weBterly six
inches OF lot 7. block 30. Government Hill {;
consideration $40; October S, 1915
South side OF fremont. between Cotton
and Ohlo-Mrs. L. N. Phillips to i. A. Phil
lips and E. P Phillips. the westerly one
half OF let %. and all Of lot "a block p.
Highland park; consideration $500; FebFu-
airy p. 1916.
Ysleta grant-G. P Clark to J. E. Lyons
and T. NJ. Lyons, a tract OF land in Ysleta
grant FL Paso county consideration $40
500; March /, 1916.
socorro Erant-George W. Warn Ito Robert
Grieve. two tracts Of land in Socerro grant.
Fl Paso county; consideration $4,000:
March 4, 1915.
North side Of Aurora between Kentucky
and Alabama-Elizabeth V. PqlHrell TO
Mollie Montgomery. the northerly 49, feet OF
lots l, 2 ,, 4, r. block 81 Highland park;
consideration 500; March 10. 1915
North side OF Helen between Portland
and Seattle-El PasO Heights Investment
company to A. NJ. Kent. lot 1. 2. 2. 4. block
50. FL Paso Heights; consideration $40: De-
cember 10, 1916.
Births-GirIs.
To Mr.. and Mrs. L. Jlminez, city, March
10.
BIrths-Giris.
To Mr.. and Mrs. Jose Tulix, 523 Broad
To Mr.. and Mrs. Manuel Lacarra. zoo East
Second. February Is
To Mr.. and Mrs. c. Gutierrez, 2O2h Palms.
March 3.
Automobiles Licensed.
5574-Lee Moore. 1902 North Oregon,
Marmon touring car
55f5-D. N Cross. ago South 81. Vrain'
REQ touring
STEW Marquee Towne. TexRs, Ford
touring car.
5577-C Garceld. 1O11 East Overland.
5S7swR. J. Miller. s12 Arizona Indian
557sEA. E. Duncan. 7os Two Republics
building Hudson touring car
Charles A. schlintsky. age 30. pest house,
March II: buried in Evergreen
VIM s. Richie. age 81. Columbus n. NJ,
March g. buried in Evergreen.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1916-03-13
The Worst Kind of Filtration
Dorothy Dix Tells Girls Why 1t Is Both Foolish and Futile
10 Accept Attentions From Married Men
ny DOROTHY DIX.

1hh most foolish girl in the world.
the one who makes the biggest
mistake and the one who does the
most wrong to herself and other people
Is the girl who gets inveigled into
love affair with married man.
enc is foolish because she is in
NaIlaoly the victim: because she is the
one who has to pay the full price of
the furnished romance: because she
wastes her youth and the freshness Of
her affection on n man who cannot
marry her II he would.
she makes a mistake because she
puts herself in an eQuivocal position.
ana no girl comes out Of such n situa-
ZION without bedraggled skirts. So
ciety takes small stock In platonic
friendships between men and women
ana none at all In plantOnic affection
neiween married man and a girl.
ne does wrong to herself because
Sic is hlighting her life in the be-
ginning by making a false start and
she does wrong to other people be-
cause she is breaking up n home. and
no woman has ever yet built her hause
o. happiness on the wreck Of another
woman's happiness and found any
peace and Joy i'm IT.
A Girls Worst Enemy.
girls worst enemy could find no
better way to destroy her than to in
duce her TO fall in love with n mar
Eied man, yet I know many girls who
Boast that they have an especial fasci-
nation for married men. and who seem
TO find a particular zest in flirting with
them.
These girls think it great fun to
carry on their flirtations with mar
ried men right under their wives
noses and shrek with laughter as
they tell how some fat grizzled,
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1916-03-13
UGH! CALOMEL MAKES YOU SICK!
CLEAN LIVER AVID BOWELS NJ, WAY
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Constipated, Headachy-DOn't lose days work

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spoonful VIII clean your sluggish liver
better thur a dose of nasty calomei
and that il won't make you sick.
DodsOn's Liver Tone is real liver
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and dizziness gone; stomach Will be
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Dodson'I Liver Tone is entirely vege-
table. therefore harmless and can not
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Millions % people are using Dodson's
Liver Tone instead OF dangerous Gallo
mel now. Your druggist viii tell you
that the sale OF CalOmel is almost
stopped entirely observation-disclosures
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1916-03-13
J. F. Dawson. City Clerk.

AN ORDINANCE AMENDING. SECTION -
OF AN ORDINANCE PASSED Ann A p
PROVED DECEMBER Il. 1914 AS SAfD
SECTION WAS AMENDED BY AN On
PPFHH E DA P4Ss 6P A ASP NAAPPPPEoXED
REGULATING TRAFFIC WITHIN TIII9E;
CITY LIMITS OF THE CITY OF III,
BE IT ORDAINED BY THE CITY. CORK
Gil OF THE CITY OF Ell PAsO TEXAS.
dlnance passed and approved December 81
1913. as said section was amended bv an
ordinance passed and approved the 18th Az
OF November 1915. regulating traffic with,
the city limits OF the city OF FL Paso Tevas
be. and the same Is hereby amended to aisa
include the following street in the diesriot
where vehicles cannot stand longer tban
twenty minutes 'iioH
Section 2. That # shall be unlawful %
leave any vehicle standing or hifcbed ~ ~
longer period than twenty minutes on thai
part OF North Fl PasO street begipning a.
the northerlv line Of San Francisco st,ott
OF Franklin street Hne
The fact that there is no sufficie,+ -
dlnance regulating parking OF Vehicles LII
creates a public necessity which raoi asu
the suspension Of the charter ruie ~. ii -
ordinance shall be finally adopted nj, ~ ~
mas been read In oDen meeting Of tba r-t. ~
Council AZ two meetings thereof said ~
by unanlm nous vote OF the aidarrne, ,'-uIs
and with the consent Of the Navor 1IehenI
hereby suspended. and this Ordinance ,bbosM
publication. Di"'"l ana
Passed and approved this Ard d.v -
March. A. D.. 1916. u"y OF
Tom Lea.
Attest; Mayor
J. F. Dawson. City Clerk.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1916-03-13
TEAMS TO DEBATE
NAVAL NEED OF u. S,

A Joint debate will be held at the
Trinity Methodist church, South, on St
PatricRs day, next FRIDAY, at D. m,
between classes of the First Presby-
terian and Trinity Methodist churches.
The subject will be: Resolved that
the United states OF America needs
and should have the most powerful
navy in the world" ). Mach Williams
and Earl BosKe, Presbyterians, will
have the affirmative, and Edgar Will
Jams and W. H. Harshman, Methodists,
the negative. The judges will be from
the mems class of the First Baptist
church. The debate VIII be for men
only. The evening Is 20 be under the
auspices of the Trinity Baraca class
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1916-03-13
4 Most Amusing Series
Little Bobbie s Pa
He Has Some Difficulties with
The Apartment C@Rr.
BY WILLIAM F. ItIRK.

w TE have just moved into a new
Wnat & wen Pa cal % hoam last
mite Ma looked kind of blue &
Pa sed What is the matter, deerest
luv? Doant the apartment suite you,
now that we have got ali moved in?
The apartment suites me all rite.
sed Ma, but I know I am newer going
t. like the new ianitOr He is too
brusk. Ma sed
Too what? sed Pa.
Too brusk, sed Ma. Too boor-lsh
He lacks the fine Instincts Of a true
gent Ma sed. Wen 1 asked him to
put in a different kind Of chandeliers,
he sed 1t cant be did
That is bad grammar sef Pa. 1 bet
he wuddent say that to me. 1 guess
1 viii call him up & call him down:
sed Pa. Ha. Ha, call him up & call
him down, did you git that jest deer
est? sed Pa.
This is no time for jesting, sed Mo
] want you to speak to ] i'm. 50 Ia
sent for the ianitOr.
"JeSt Watch Me!F
not a feerce man by mater sed Pa. but
2 devil wen I am crossed. a titeing
devil. Any Of my old friends out West
cud have toald you that, sed Pa L
newer took moar than minnit to
finnish any man I started with, sed ia.
1t dident talk the jannitoF vary long
to cum up wen Pa sent for him He
was n offul big man, he had to step
sideways wen he calm in the door
How do you do? sed Pa. Have two
cigars, Pa sed. They are my tavorit
brand. What splendid wether we are
having.
I amt got time to look at the wether,
sed the jannitor. You sent for me-
believe
Oh, yes. yes, sed Pa. 7 wished to
sreak to you about these shandleleers;
My wife was saying that she wud
like to have them changed.
I doant know how I can change them
sed the jannitor I toald the madam
to speak to the landlord.
see. sed Pa. Then Pd gaiv the
jannitOr S. I saw him do it. Maybe
you cud arrange it sum way, he sed.
Why, yes. I believe I cud. sed the
jannitor. 7 will do it II Il is possibel,
& I think I may say it is hs good as
done. Good day, sir, the Jannitor
That is the way to deal with them
gents. sed Pa to Ma. Did you motifs
that jannitor looking at my sholders:
doant believe I did, sdd Ma, but
no dout he was awed by them
OF course he was, by them & my
square Jaw. sed Pa. am used to rul-
ing men. newer fail to git what
You are braiv darling. sed Ma
By the way, deerest can you spare
five dollars?
I sure can. sed Pa. It is my last
five till payday, sed Pa, but 1 doant
need It. Talk it.
Then Ma began to laff. No, you
deer how. she sed. I doant want it.
I amt a jannitor. You dioant have
to bride me.
Then Pa got kind of red ifl the face,
but he had to laff & he made Ma talk
the five anyway.
Mummy is a CRATE thing to- have wen
you want things did for you
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1916-03-13
Their Married Life
Helen and Warren, While Awaiting Guests, Have
Spirited Argument About Books

! shortly and sitting down in a comfort
/ able chair under the light, picked up
+ book that she had been reading Sill
I ence reigned for a few moments, and
! then Warren. having exhausted his
paper, threw il down with an impatient
geS,ure. Helen did not look up. and
/ after a few minutes he remarked ir-
ritabiy:
Must be something very interesting
you are reading"
1t is" responded Helen. absently.
"What is it?" after a few minutes.
1t is called THE Question" said
Helen
Haven't you anything better to do
than to read such trashy literature?"
Trashy? Why this isn't considered
trashy"
well. why don't you read something
that might improve your mind, like a
standard classic, or some good pOetry?"
is that what you do?'
ITS what l would do if I mad the
time that you do to read and do what
you like"
Oh" said Helen. resuming her read
ing
Warren was plainly miffed that she
did not respond to his mood. He wanted
to he amused or to annoy Helen, and
she did not even get angry. He go up
and rOamed about restlessly and then
settled himself again with a book on
his knee.
Helen watched him out Of the corner
Of her eye. She was dying to know
what it was that he was reading or
about to read, but she hated to give
him the satisfaction of asking what it
was. SO she went on with her book in
silence
The bell rang and she waited for
Warren to answer it, since Mary had
gone out, and Warren always answered
when the maid wasn't there. The bell
rang again and he looked up suddenly
Yes, dear, that's the bell Are you
going to answer it?"
Warren carried the book to the door
with him and admitted Louise and
Boo.
Don't you look coy in here" said
Louise, coming in with fresh pink
cheeks and kissing Helen "Oh. my
dear. 1 see you are reading The Cues
ton How do you like it?'
Very much" said Helen getting up,
but Warren has been accusing me of
reading trash"
Why, Warren Curtis, that isn't
trash,' said Louise, Indignantly. "Of
course. 1t is fiction, but il is good fic-
ton, the best Of the lighter books"
Warren thinks 1 ought to read
PoCtly or some standard work." said
IS that what you are reading?"
questioned Louise. reaching for the
book that Warren still carried in his
hard.
Yes, old man." said Bob, "what is
the entertaining book you are carrying
about with your"
Oh, just book I found about the
mouse said Warren carelessly. Il
Just happened to pick it up"
Helen was on the point of saying
that he had been too much absorbed in
1t 70 answer the bell, but she hesitated
about it. 1t might make Warren cross
and ne was likely enough to quarrel
about the cards before the evening was
over anyway. He was a very strict
bridge player and chary of losing a
ricS.-Copyright, 1916. international
News Service.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1916-03-13

Liven Up your sluggish liverl Fesl
fine and cheerful; make your work a
pleasure; be- vigorous and full of ambt-
ton. But take no nasty, dangerous
oalomel because it makes you sick am
YOU may lose a days work.
CalOmel is mercury or quicksilver
v hich causes necrosis of the bones
CaIOmel crashes into sour bile like
dynamite, breaking it up. That's whel
YOU feel chat awful nausea and cramp-
ing
Listen - me! If you want to enjoy
the incest. gentlest liver and bowel
cleansing YOU ever experienced just
take a spoonful of harmless Dodson g
Liver Tone tonight Your druggist O.:
dealer sells you a so cent bottle OF
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1916-03-13
PURSE SNATCHER
PURSUED BY CITIZENS

AFTER an exciting chase of several
blocks, in which several civilians mar
tcipated, Jose Ontiveros was arrested
near the G. II freight depot Saturday
night about o'clock, on a charge Of
robbery from person. Ontiveros, it is
hand of Mrs c. II. Jones. at Kansas
and Franklin streets. Attracted by
her cries, several civilians pursued the
alleged robber Ontiveros was turned
over TO motorcycle officer Dick Evans
and placed in the city Jail.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1916-03-13
Bad Stomach Trouble
Yields to Delicious VinOI

Shreveport, La.-'I had bad stom-
ach trouble for years and became so
weak I could hardly walk or do any
work. NV appetite was poor, my food
would not digest. I bloated and was
very weak and nervous. I tried many
remedies without help. saw Vinol ad-
vertised and tried it, and now my.
stomach trouble is completely cured
and I am well."-E. /. MARSHALL
VinOl is guaranteed to tone up the
tired. over-taxed and weakened nerves
OF the stomach and create strength.
Kelly s. Pollard, Druggist-Adv.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1916-03-13
FIRE DISCOVERED AT PLANT
OF Ell PASO BEDDING co

Burning SCOT in a chimney at sos
East Second street caused an alarm to
be turned in to the Central department
at 1915 o'clock Sunday morning. The
blaze was extinguished by the Central
department with the aid of chemicals.
Saturday night fire was discovered
in the Ell Paso Bedding company's
plant at Fifth and choa streets. It
was eXtinguished Immediately by the
man who made the report.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1916-03-13
HOLDUP OF AGED MEXICAN
Followed BY THREE ARRESTS

Three Mexicans. arrested late lSatur-
day night near Seventh and South FL
Paso streets by mounted officers, are
being held in the city jail following a
holdup Of an aged MeNlcan, which Oc-
Cured in that vicinity short time
previous. They gave the names of
Luis Estrada, A. Delgado and Rafael
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1916-03-13
AUTOMORILE ROUTES


HCKOK HOTEL and auto line. Eagle, N.
Nj Trips to Elephant Butte and Palomas
Springs Cars meet all trains.
LAKE VALLEY, HHlsboro and Kingston
auto stage and express line meets all trains
AZ Lake Valley Wire at my expense for
special trips anywhere at any time. Rates
reasonable F. W. Mister. HillsbOro. N. NJ
SILVER CITY-MOGOLLON stage line. one
wav $3.50; round trip S15 Stanley steamer.
IL passenger car Wire or write for reserva-
tio1. Eight years experience Mogollon road
Frank Townsend. P. o. Box 7OS. Phone 24s.
Silver City.
ROsWELL-CARRIZOZO mail line. Passen-
ger service leaving both Roswell and Carri-
5ozo daily and Sunday at 8 a m. for Plea
rbo Tinnie Hondo. Lincoln, FIT Stanton.
Capitan and NogaL Through fare one way.
sg46 intermediate points at SC per mile
baggage carried up to IFS pounds 50
mounds free Excess at 1c per pound. Ros-
we'll Auto Co. owners and operators
ROswELL-ALAMOGOR passenger and
evnress line. Automobiles leave AlamogordO
for Roswell at 1880 a. m. arrive at Roswell
at $50 D. m. Westbound automobile leave
Roswell for AlamogordO at 1900 a. m Arrive
at Alamogordo at 4:15 p. m Stops are made
at the following points; PicachO. Tiunie.
Hondo san PatriciQ. Glen Coe. White Mt.
INN Mescalero. Bent. Tularosa. La Luz
Through fare way $40 intermediate
points SC per mile. Twenty-Five pounds
baggage carried free. Excess 1c per pound
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1916-03-13
WE WILL MOVE

To 10Y Texas St, about March, 18th.
investment Company.
Phoenix-El Paso Building Company.
IL y.,n wnnt smoke buy cigars, liz you
want the most for your money buy
our coal r. c Semple' successor to
Southwestern F lei co. Phone 531. ADV.