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Not a War of Revenge.
r Sit true. az many Germans asse

r s. il true. as many Germans assert,
that France hated Germany,
thought of nothing hut a war Of
revenge. and underhandedly pre-
pared an attack, which Germany,
thus menaced in her very existence,
only anticipated"
No. it Is not II
If there are among thr IormuuS Wlo
say his some who heiirN" II and II
there are among the citizens of n"u-
trai countries some who accept this
theory and thereby fall into error re-
Garding the responsibility o. the bel
liGerents it is because they have only
a superficial knowledge of French af-
fairs and the French spirit. because
they mistake a few manifestations Of
individuals for an expression uf oar
public opin'un ~ "A whole.
II is certain that immediately ar =
the wal Of lN7O-lS1l, which h,,l us
and muIilatcd rs, W. felt hatred for
German victois and c%ouuucrorS, |, ~
certain that AT first the treaty of
Frankfort was considered hN Us rs
only a truce document, and another
war appeared TO MS 10 be rapidly in
eNitaOlc.
But this hatred cooled off quickly
making place for "A feeling of admir-
inG establishment at the powerful ESQ
numic Development Of &, rmnnN, Nv,
even came to admire her ph.lulu..sts
TIN notion OF almost immediate ~,
came slowly "a II point wh"i" II wa,
pat of ,ndehniitiN. 'i,unbcitt nini,
self, the true chief Of our national de.
fence, the man who has stood Out FOL
Q struggle to the bitter end, gave tn,
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Much happens in the next few Sec
onds. Loved ones are clasped with the
e~agerncss Of the long months Of en-
pectancy. Women rush from ono end
Of the large room to the other with
little cries as they catch sight Of the
faces they seek.
The woman with the baby finds her
husband. He sees the child for the
first time. a soldier holds his sweet
heart but sees her not. for lie is blind
forever, so he feels her face and smiles.
A woman rushes into a soldiers arms
and suddenly recoils TO make doubly
sure OF his identity. Part Of his face
has been shot away. But ne can see,
and he stands UP and throws his arms
about her. He Ear only humble In
distinctly from a semblance OF a
mouth. But ne does his best.
Two women. f%ashionably clothed.
try to cloak their eagerness with looks
Of az they pass from table
to table showing a little photograph.
But they meet only headshalSes from
the soldiers. and sad smiles. still they
pass on, going owe the ground again
and try to smile brightly. but their
hearts are breaking. No one has seen
him. Sometimes they look long and
hard at some disfgured face before
they are convinced. and again pass II
A slip OF a girl goes up "a n Of the
soldiers. He In crippled and as he
sits still in his chair she bends over
ard kisses him on both cheeks. She
speaks n n natural voice with little
show Of emotion for a minute or 40,
Suddenly she bursts into hysterical
weeping and throwing herself fun into
the arms Of the wounded man, cries,
Father" The soldier. not expecting
the outburst. soothes the child as well
as his crippled back will allow. The
appea, In that one word. the way the
girl has said II. will new leave
me.
There II a lieutenant there. III
wears da rk coIored glasses TO hide the
fact that his eyes have been sho'
away. As he sits in his chair. ner
vously picking a: a piece ~ cake. q
pretty young III stands ny viii
her hand on his shoulder.
They We're engaged. these w. whcr
lie left home. fun OF hope and an on
Ger. when he heard he Vas comina
back he ASKED the authorities that
his name he withheld from the list 50
his flancee would he unaware of h.'
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By AULARD.

7 Do not think hat II u possible
20 understand how France can
j support 30 long and So hard a
war a. the preseat conflict with
such iirmn"ss and with 10 manii'Sta-
non Of lasSi,ude or exhaustion "Iln-
"ut taking into account the state Of
mind and the moral and material con-
diton ~ the French ~peasantry.
French peasants have changed a
great deal since the Franco-German
wal Of ls70-lS7l; a foreigner who had
not travelled in France during these
'orty-ive years would not recognize
them II he should return now.
In 1870 the peasants OF many re-
Cons were characterized by the most
profound ignorance. In some parts
os me country they were still of an
almost barbarian degree of naivete.
Thus, In Jane or July of 1870. some
Ps1gord peasants. believing on the
basis Of some absurd rumor or other
that a wealthy country gentleman
Who lived among them had conspired
70 establish the old order. with feudal
fights. &c. actually burned this land
lord slowly to death with a green wood
mn Naturally not all French peas
ms were then In this state Of saw
eSsS. but nevertheless there were
~oafional incidents Of this kind,
wNh did Indicate a general condition
" fsaSant ignorance.
e<n'srly, when Gamletts tired To
WNbr"vis" armies composed chiefly Of
'"rA dement's he found that he could
NOV IitlIl rrn,, ti~an ,a, 80 ~ g.
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TRAGEDY, DESPAIR MARK HOMECOMING OF WAR WRECKS
FIonors and Tender Care
for Heroes Blind and
Manned After the
Many I-lardships Ct
Prison Life

have been for France. for those they
love. for others. and the thought is .
Just compensation. lie has lost three
sons in the war. Tic. died for ttcir
country and no regrets he has 10
more to serve France as nobly.
81 can still say 'Viye Ia France"
he adds and sits down.
Follows from somewhere a few scat
tered cheers. then a slight burst Of APP
piause that suddenly spreads around
and fills the room. Up and down the
long tables run wavering shouts NJ
"Vive Ia France" Here and there
are soldiers who snatch the little tri-
color flags from their breasts or caps
and Will feeble arms wave them az
they cry out in voices shaken and
feeble.
It takes some seconds for the cheer
ing to die down. Here and there are
soldiers who smile as they wave the
little fags. II Il with something Of
the eager patriotism Of former days
and on their faces Is nothing Of re-
gret. They have sacrificed their all,
but II has been for France. their coun-
try. ana there is cause for pride IN
that! Such il the spirit Of the French
people.
The banquet over, the soldiers are
taken to the waiting ombulances In the
large room at the other end Of the
corridor. Their loved ones help them
along az they still ~passionately kiss
and clasp each other. They MI the
ambulances n by one. and as the cars
are filled they back out and leave for
their destinations.
The cripples go to various hospitals
and places prepared by the C;overn-
mont. where they will learn trades and
Will otherwise be taken ARE OF. Here
they will be visited by those they
know. As the ambulances pass from
the yards into the street people pass
ing hock to the curbs. attracted by
the sights from the rear ends Of the
NEUTRALITY-SUSPICIOUS. soldiers be-
decked in flags and gaudy material.
Il.
Back in the station. there are those
who linger to the end. a%nxiousiy
searching and researchinG the faces as
the returned soldiers continue to pass
through the corridor. are packed into
the cars and are whisked away. But
II seems in vain.
There Ii q woman in deep mourning
Ohio now Ais the air with low. dry
sobs. They telcgraphed her that her
husband was still alive and would he
on the train. She came. filled with the
Joy Of a hope, after those months Of
n. turning for n loved one dead. Now
they are forced TO tell her II has been
a mistake.
The shock would unbalance "A
stronger person. probably. hut the
little, frail II in her weakness
and misery. utter and hopeless. only
sobs softly. There is nobody TO COM
fc:t her.
II 10 not forgettable-the absolute
hopelessness and drawn misery cut
into h ha&gard faces Of the disap.
pointed pnes as they slowly and wca-
rily drag themselves back through the
ststion and away into the murky Feb
ruary day.
The amhulances have left and the
hall il deserted except for a few stand
ing here and there loath to depart be-
fore the last ambulance. still hoping
against hope. Now suddenly they find
themselves alone. As they realize It
they follow he others.
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PROF. ALPHONSE AULARD.

syndicalists who in time Of peace
were called men without a country
because of a childish use of language,
have shown themselves particularly
arden, in the struggle against Prus-
sian militdrism.
To return to tho question Of peas
ants. II should be observed that agri-
cultural labor has continued despite
their mobll cation because the women.
children. old people and the non
mobilized civil population have kept
At work. II the wheat crop vas bad
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Of France.
The gloomy letters OF their wives.
II they do get them az Ill. 20 not ap-
pear to have made more than - mcdi-
OGRE impression as vet. Farther.
w~orkingmcn of radical convictions,
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Il was more due Il had weather than
to lack OF labor. Hay. potatoes, beans
ha>"'shown excellent crops. A suf-
hcicnt amount Of wheat has been i'm
ported and the price ~ the grain has
been relatively low. Thus. in my
country Of the Charentc a sack Of
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wheat weighing 50 kilograms is now
worth from - to 20 francs, only three
or four francs 4 sack more than be-
fore the war.
The higher prices paid to the peas
ants for iiv" stock, for whose feeding
lhey have had ample stocks, have
made up for the loss on tho wheat
crop, for tn" Government has COM
mandc"r"d very litllc live stock,
heavy imporla,ions having made this
measure unnecessary.
The war is not causing any trouble
The sun. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1833-1916, 1916-04-02

T IL an interesting gathering, the
crowd standing there In the cold
rainy dawn OF the breaking Feb.
The Bemidji daily pioneer. [volume] (Bemidji, Minn.) 1904-1971, 1916-08-11

NYMORE.NEWS

X X <eks< * <f ~ * f<fs X Xxx x
Mrs. Fred Helbig and two daugh-
tiers, Anna May and Pauline, left on
Wednesday evening for Bemidji to
visit for few days with her par
ents, Mr.. and Mrs. .Swartz, and family.
Richard Bush left Thursday morn
ing for his home at Brainerd after
visiting as a guest of relatives.
Mrs D. McMullen left Thursday
evening for Kelliher where she ex-
poets to stay for some time visiting
as a guest of her brother, Frank Van
Tassel. ~
Miss Hildagaards Anderson has. left
for her home at Brainerd after visit
ing for short time as a guest of
Mr.. and Mrs. j. Olson:and=family.
Miss Dorothy. Johnson left this
for Lake City, Mimi, where
she will spendzag fewadays visiting as
a guest of friends. Miss Johnson,
whoais a trained nurse4in the North
western hospital of sBrainerd, has
been the guest Of her. parents for the
past week.
Paul McCulloch has left for Pu-
Puposky and he expects to stay there
for some time on business.
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IRON TORI CLERK
DECLARES. FRIENDS
NOTICED BIC GAIN.
Charles vaubd, Of Minneapolis, As
serts Acquaintance Quickly Saw
Great Improvement Tanlac
Brought Him.
SAYS HE NEVER FELT
BETTER MH1S LIE

4 e Z ~ aAs % / Z T.
Minneapolis, Mimi, August IL
Charles p. Vaubel, clerk at the
Minneapolis Iron store, who lives at
Observation-Disclosures, south, told
on July 1,sof the remarkable bene-
fits he gained through use Of the
celebrated new medicine Tanlac.
ST suffereda from stomach trouble
for, long time Mr.. vaubel said.
1T seemed my whole system wasain
q runs down condition Gas would
form in my stomach and was trou-
bled frequently with bloating. My
appetite was poor also. was told
that mya stomach was ulcerated.
. s'Friends recommended Tanlac and
i decided to try it. I certainly feel
fine now after taking four bottles Of
the medicine. eat heartily and
enjoy my meals. The
gas formations have ceased and my
digestion isgexcellent. I
''Tanlac certainly has done me q
lot of good. My friends all tell me
I never. looked healthier in my life
than now and believe never have
felt better than I do now y
Tanlac, the Master Medicine, iszes-
.pecially beneficial for stomach, liver
and kidney trouble, catarrhal COM
plants, rheumatism, nervousness,
sleeplessness, loss Of appetite and the
like.
.Tanlac. is now being specially in
troduced and explained in Bemidjiat
the Barker Drug company.-Adv.
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About The City j


Mrs. Emma McClelland of Carr
Lake is in Bemidji on business.
Miss Clara Norbe is visiting with
friends in Blackjack this week.
$4,000 to loan on farms. Dean
Land Co.-Adv. d71tf
Mrs. E. F. Cunningham of Yola
was a=shopper2in Bemidji yesterday.
Mrs. John Noel of Northern was
among the out-of-town shoppers here
yesterday.
Miss Anna Bowers of Eckles is In
--Bemidii attending athe i chautauqua
this week. y.
One OF these nice days you ought
tc 90 to Hakkerup's and have your
picture taken.-Adv. 14tf
Mrs. Annie Shaw of SchOOlcraft
.1autoed to Bemidji yesterday to be
s the guests of friends.
Paul Winklesky and Clarence
z:Iacksons were in Turtle River on
business last evening. ..-I-
Russell Patch OF Minneapolis mo-
tored to Bemidji yesterday and Is
the guest of Harold Hayner.
Miss Cora Buell. motored from Hud-
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returned yesterday morning froma an
extended auto trip to Detroit. Fargo
and other points In Northern Mime
sofa and eastern North Dakota.
The Bemidji daily pioneer. [volume] (Bemidji, Minn.) 1904-1971, 1916-08-11

M. w. Barnard and family Of Min
neapolis, who have spent theeDast two
weeks at Birchmont sBeachssWin leave
today for Detroit where they will
spend a few days before returning to
their home.
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Miss Maries Riders Of Shevlins was
a guest at the EVANS home yesterday.
She left late in the afternoon for
Clearwater lake where she will at
tend house party, returning to Be
midji the sfirsts part sof the week to
visit friends.
The Bemidji daily pioneer. [volume] (Bemidji, Minn.) 1904-1971, 1916-08-11

Wash Dresses All 81. 100 and $3.50
wash dresses, $495 each. Children's
Slippers-One 4lot of girls and
misses, slippers consisting OF patent
leather, tan, white and dull calf
slippers to close at So cents pair;
limit, 2apairsto ascustomer. O,Leary
BoWserA CO.-Adv. 2d812
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Baked beans and Boston brown
bread oniFridayssand Saturdaysaonly.
Mrs. Belle J. Brown, 1924 sDond Av-
ienue. Phone u 81. ADV. 2d811
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Harry Joslin, hosting engineer on
Skidders No. 2, = went down Wednes-
day for, a, few days. rest. Harry has
been steady man around the ma
chimes for several years and we'll de-
serves q, good vacation. =.
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Z Ed. English, the blacksmith, re-
Monday morning after spend
ing several days in Bemidji. 49, ~
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: "Stops that's ad Fl sold all myaoats
to Mrs. Or. Lbr. Co., but II you want
some good eggs bad, the, same
'Frenchman' will come a.Bingo.,
Phone 319."-Adv. 1883
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State Scaler Greedy of Hopkins is
here this week in the interest of the
state. r... . 5...-. g.
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son. Wis, to be a guest at the ~. j.
Burke home for few days.
Silk Waists-Al1 800, $3.50 and
$1,000 silk & waists ss$5.95 each.
.O'Leary-Bowser CoAdv. 2dS12
Mr.. and Mrs. George ostrander. Of
Turtle River are in the city this
week, the guests Of friends.
Nina : A.. Myers. Hair dressing.
Switches made from combings, $3.50.
Troppman Block. Phone INV.
Adv. ,12dS21
Misses Edith Anton and Blanche
Hove oftPetersburg, N. D., aresspend-
ing month at the Jester summer
resort.
William Gilbert, who has been a
guest atFthe Evans homezfor the past
few days, returned to his home In
Grand Forks yesterday.
Mrs. John Masime and two chill
dren, Harriet and Maxine, OF Min
neapolis arrived yesterday to be- the
guests of Mrs. George Kreatz.
Rich quality kodak finishing at
our reduced prices. Developing 10c.
prints, Sc, &c and sc. Rich Studio,
20 10th st., near the lake.-Adv.
/ .55--~-' ~.- - E5 26d98
C. A. Shannon will leave tomorrow
morning for Minneapolis after spend
ing several days in this city as the
guest of his parents, Mr.. and Mrs. c.
N. Shannon. - 49,. J.
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Archie Barden, David Jones and
Jack Dixon spent Sunday in Kelli.
her. -'.-. .<# s~ =, :
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X * X X X X X x X x y !
X CROOKSTON LBR. co.
X nAMp M -KE1IJHER.

X x * x r X x X X X X X * \
Jos. Anderson of Bemidji, DR.. Gum
of Kelliher and Mr.. Gilbert of Min.
neapolis visited at this camp last Fri
day. .--' ~
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Barney Anderson, our faithful bull
cook, has left for the wheat fields of
North Dakota. Barney has not miss
ed a harvest in many years.
The Bemidji daily pioneer. [volume] (Bemidji, Minn.) 1904-1971, 1916-08-11

Silk Waists-All $500, $3.50 and
$1,000 silk q waists $5.95 each.
Co.-Adv. 2d812
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Mr.. and Mrs George 0strander1 of
Turtle River are in the city this
week, the guests Of friends.
The Bemidji daily pioneer. [volume] (Bemidji, Minn.) 1904-1971, 1916-08-11

Glenn Harding and Ralph Lycan
The Bemidji daily pioneer. [volume] (Bemidji, Minn.) 1904-1971, 1916-08-11

son., Wis, to be a guest at. the u. j
Burke home for few days.
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Nina A. Myers. Hair dressing.
Switches made from combings, $3.50.
Troppman Block. Phone 112-W.-
Adv. fl2d821
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Miss Cora Buell. motored from Hud-
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Russell Patch OF Minneapolis mo-
tored to Bemidji yesterday and is
the guest of Harold Hayner.
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Mrs. John Masime and two chill
dren, Harriet and Maxine, OF Min
neapolis arrived yesterday to be the
guests of Mrs. George Kreatz.
The Parker post., 1916-06-17
UGH! A DOSE OF
NASTY CALONEL
It salivates! It makes you sick
and you may lose
days work.

You're bilious, sluggish, constipated
and believe you need vile, dangerous
calomel to start your liver and clean
your bowels.
Here's my guarantee! Ask your
druggist for a SO cent bottle of Dod-
sons Liver Tone and take a spoonful
tonight. If it doesn't start your liver
and straighten you right up better
than calomel and without gripping or
making you sick want you to go back
to the store and get your money.
Take calomel today and tomorrow
you will feel weak and sick and nau-
seated. Don't lose days work. Take
a spoonful of harmless, vegetable Dod-
sons Liver Tone tonight and wake up
feeling great. It's perfectly harmless,
so give it to your children any time.
1t can't salivate, so let them eat any
thing afterwards.-(Advt.)
The Parker post., 1916-06-17
The Cheerful Japanese Ad.

Japanese advertisers, according to
The Cosmopolitan" in the Boston
Evening Transcript, believe in lavish
use Of superlatives. "The paper we
sell,' runs the announcement in a To-
kyo stationer's window, sis as solid as
the hide of an elephant" "Step in
side!" is the call of big shop in the
same city. "You will be welcomed as
fondly as ray of sunshine after a
rainy day. Our assistants are as
amiable as father seeking a husband
for dowerless daughter. Goods are
dispatched to customers houses with
the rapidity of a shot from the can
mons mouth"
The Parker post., 1916-06-17
AN INSURANCE AGAINST SUDDEN DEATH!
For Sufferers From Backache Rheumatism and Kidney Trouble

Before an Insurance Company will take
risk on your life the examining ply
sician will test the urine and report
kidneys get sluggish and clog, you suffer
from backache, sick headache, dizzy SPELLS
or the twinges and pains of lumbago,
rheumatism and gout. The urine is often
cloudy, full of sediment; channels often
get sore and sleep is disturbed two or three
times night This is the time you should
consult some physician of wide experience
such as DR.. Pierce of the Invalids' Hotel
and Surgical Institute, Buffalo, N. Y. Send
10c for large trial package of "Anuric" !"
Write your symptoms and send sample
of urine for test. Experience has taught
DR.. Pierce that "Anuric" is most pow
erful agent in dissolving uric acid, and is
The Parker post., 1916-06-17
MAKING MONEY FROM SHEEP
Breed Best Mutton Rams to Range
Bred Ewes and Have Lambs
Dropped During Cold Weather.

The secret of making money from
sheep in the corn belt is breeding the
best mutton rams to range-bred ewes,
and having the lambs dropped in cold
weather.
It is a wel.-known Fact that, pound
for pound of grain, forage and fodder
fed a mutton lamb, as rule. will pay
better returns than any other domes-
tic animal.
The secret of the English shep-
herds success lies in the fact thai he
considers the sheep an animal to be
cared for and coddled, from birth to
sale.
The Parker post., 1916-06-17

Compound made her we'll, so took it and
now am just as we'll as ever was. I
cannot understand why women don't
see how much pain and suffering they
would escape by taking your medicine.
l cannot praise it enough for it saved
my life and kept me from the Insane
Hospital. Mrs. E. SHELDON, 5657 S.
Halsted St., Englewood, I'll.
Physicians undoubtedly did their best.
battled with this case steadily and could
DO no more, but often the most scientific
treatment is surpassed by the medicinal
properties of the good old fashioned
roots and herbs contained in Lydia E.
Plnkham's Vegetable Compound.
If any complication exists it
pays to write the Lydia e. Pink
ham Medicine Co., Lynn, Mass,
for special free advice.
The Parker post., 1916-06-17

endowed with other properties, for it pre-
serves the kidneys in healthy condition
by thoroughly cleansing them. Being so
many times more active than lithia,
"Anuric" clears the blood and filters out
those deposits of lime-salts which cause so
much pain, and prevents dropsical condi-
tions such as swollen hands or feet and the
bag-like appearance under the eyes.
"Anuric is regular insurance and life
saver for all big meat eaters and those who
deposit lime-salts in their joints. Ask the
druggist for "Anuric" put up by DIR. Pierce,
in 5O-cent packages or send $1.00 to DR..
Pierce for full treatment by mail.
The Parker post., 1916-06-17
MOLD DANGEROUS TO HORSES
"Stomach Staggers" In Horses Traced
to Soft Corn-MoIdy Feed Should
Be Carefully Avoided.

Moldy feed seems to be especially
dangerous for horses.
Be careful to know what kind of
corn and corn stalks the horses are
getting where there is so much soft
corn, with mold almost sure to be
present.
In some sections stomach staggers'
in horses is causing good deal Of
trouble, and it is traced to feeding
moldy corn.
The Parker post., 1916-06-17
On Board the Local.

I'm out of sorts this morning" said
the conductor after he had finished
collecting the pasteboards. "I've got
a bad fit of the blues"
so perceive" rejoined the brake
man, as he sized up the conductors
new uniform. "Why don't you patron
ize another tailor?"
The Parker post., 1916-06-17
shined the Knives and Forks.

Shined the Knives and Forks.
Donald's mother invited Mrs. Neigh
Dor to dinner. During the course of
the morning Donald went out to make
an informal call on his own account on
the prospective guest.
Nov, Donald" said Mrs. NJ, tell
your mother not to get thing extra
for me. She is not going to any trou-
BILE, is she?"
mot much," replied Donald, "She
shined the knives and forks"
The Parker post., 1916-06-17
Borrowing Unnecessary.

There's no use borrowing trouble"
said the philosophic citizen.
you don't have to borrow it," re-
piled Mr. Growcher. Somebody is
always willing to come along aid
hand it to you gratis