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Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1916-02-06

ANYBODY who ever tried 70 use the
shears with the left hand viii snpa-
thiz. with him.
Isn't this awful? \ Lordsburg
gentleman and his wife went into a
local restaurant and sn attractive
Young lady dressed in black came
in ana sat at an adjoining table.
etAn attractive widow, observed
wiley coldly.
Yes indeed. very beautiful and
charming widow, agreed AIR Hus-
band enthusiastically.
Yes. sighed Mrs. Wife, ! wish
were one.
Whoops my dear--We are going
to have a divorce in these columns
I fear.
Hint to June Brides 1t is well
70 send out your invitations early
say now in January, When people
receive Invitations late they are often
out Of funds ana gifts may not be as
numerous as otherwise Have your
invitations read as follows: Mr. and
Mrs. Blank request your presents at
the wedding etc. For this hint the
edltress will accept more invitations
to tea
And thus the society slush goes
on from week TO week For towns
like Lordsburg that have no demands
for society pages" oh Lord, we
thank thee.'
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1916-02-06
Permanent Relief for
Chronic Constipation
Knowledge and Practice OF Corfcc'
Daily Habit the Great
Essential

Constipation is a condition affect
ing all classes Of all people and can be
permanently relieved only by acquf-
ing habits of regularity.
The most natural time for the elm
NATIVE process is IN the morning
when both the muscular and nervous
systems are relaxed hy sleep and rest
When relief does not come readily, II
Is an excellent plan to take a mild
laxative at bedtime. Cathartics ana
purgatives, that by the violence OF
their quick action shock and disturb
the system. should not be employed.
An effective laxative remedy that
is very dependable, and which does
not grippe or otherwise disturb the
organs involved. is found in compi-
nation OF simple laxative herbs
known as DR. Caldwells Syrup Pep
sin that can be bought at the drug
store for fifty cents 4 bottle.
Mrs. c. c. Allen, 2i5 Foam St, New
Monterey. Calf. wrote to DR.. Cald-
we'll that she found DR.. Caldwelfs
Syrup Pepsin just what was needed
for constipation and distress Of the
stomach after eating. II should be
in every household
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1916-02-06
AMT 1T 4 sILNNIEe

Gee but some people have rotten
dispositions
Take. for instance. the I40rdsburg
Liberal From the name or his paper
you'd think the editor was big.
broad-heamed man with bald head
and a smile like the rising sun. I've
never seen him, hut III bet he has a
face that would curdle mix and that
he takes dyspepsia tablets after every
meal.
In his last issue he starts de-
partment of social Slop. hy Sally
SlinEit." Here il is--yeu can see IL
for yourself
("Editarial Note Following the
custom of some Of tho latterdas news
papers, the Western Liberal herewith
inaugurates its society page as the
management believes il should be con-
Quoted. No newspaper IS up-to-snuff
without society smsh Nay. nay. The
good old-tashlcned way OF mixing up
scandal and rot in the news columns
is passed Ho' 80 for the society
section all by its lonesolne.l
Il am a voice 81 publicity.
4 am an iRstigat0r 0E dissatlsfac-
tion among the youag people.
create envy. jealousy and petty ego
tism. And I am g voice in the pow
erful press OF the Woria
81 plant sesdS Of scandal in un-
knowing minds. lie and deceive
with fioWery ad,ectives. l create
malice among social sets.
Il favor the rich and despise the
poor. Yet. some " the people de-
riand me. II is my custom 20 favor
unworthy asplrants
Il am disgrace 10 journalism.
4 am the society PAGE
lima carr and b. A. Narr were
married yesterday by the justice ~
the peace who stated 10 the Liberal
reporter that he had never had any
invention Of being a railruader but
now found himself coupling cars
The former Miss carr aud Air. carr
claimed they were mo relation but
now that they were coupled there
was nothing IN a name. The Justice
u the peace warned the newiyweds
10 be sure and net name any of their
offspring Ford Ony wouldn't IL be
terrified The Liberal has known Mr.
Carr fer n number ol Years. He -
worthless and good for nothing. He
has never paid his debts and now
owes five years subscription. How
he will make a living for his wife no
one knows The bride : known as
first class gossip.
They have no friends - congrat-
uiate them.
come on Mr. Carr and shoot The
society editresS just took out new
policy
\ quilting party was held We'd
nesday AZ the home II Mrs. f. z.
Marx. The ladies have been Invited
To Mrs MARKS three times this year
and have quilted three quilts. rccriv-
ing in exchange snme weak tea and
cakes IA brick The ladies are wise
hUt Mrs. Marx IS too Nell supplied
with quilts now q give her the cold
and les
Oar beautiful society editress has
housht himself a new caiahash pipe
and has cut cut cisarsstes- last week
the edltress sprained his wrist and
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1916-02-06
TWO MEMBERSHIPS LEFT.

hate to break the news to you
brother. but II you have any intention
of becoming a member of the Country
club. Il viii hehoOve you TO get busy
very quickly. The membership in the
club il limited 20 one hundred twenty
five The roll now numbers one hun
dred twenty-threc. Figure it out for
yourself and face the cold facts.
There are only two memberships left.
When the remaining two are taken
up. prospective members Will find Il
necessary to affix their names to the
waiting list. An OF which speaks well
for the Country club and the men who
have made It reality and popular
organization.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1916-02-06

rcction Of making tho affair a sue
cess.
The sale ol tickets for the ball be-.
gan last week, and though the affair
la quite a distance in the future "a sat.
isfhctofg number of tickets has al
ready been sold The nature Of the
cause for which the hail Is being
given and the personnel az the com
mlttee that Is engineering il leave no
room 90 doubt that 10 win he a COM
pietc SOCIAL as we'll as financial sue
cess.
Tho appointment at the following
committees WAS announced yesterday
Reception. MAYOR ANA Mrs u. NJ.
Bon,rirht, MIR and s.rs. Joshua Ray
nolds MIR and Mrs Ivan Gruna-
field Mrs Felix H. Lester. Mr ana
MrsR. X Pollock. Mr.. aud Mrs Il. A.
hubbell. Mr.. ana Mrs Noa flfeld. Mr..
aud Mrs II. G. Cours, Mr.. and Mrs.
Bert Skinner. AR. and Mrs. Louis
lifcld. Mr.. aud Mrs George Partridge.
Mr. AMI Mrs II. A. Macpherson. Mr..
and Mrs. Alfred Grunsfcld. Mr.. and
Mrs BYRON II. Ives, Mr.. and Mrs
Max Nordhaus. Dr and Mrs. T.. g.
Cornish. Mr.. ana Mrs. J. c. Gould.
MI and AIRS y. r. Rosenwald, Mr.
and Mrs. Ross Merritt, Mr.. and Mrs.
NJ. l.. stern. Mrs Margaret Modler
Mira. Brown. Miss Mcclellan.
Floor: +. r. Landofi. chairman:
J.. Il. Goodell. Leopold Meyer, Arthur
Sisk, Joseph McCanna Herman
SchwcIaer, Ralph j. Keleher Thomas
hgan, William a kclcher. Hugh
Bryan. Arthur &. Ringand. David
Rosenwald. Frank A. Huhhell, Ir.,
Ray McCanna. y. g. McCr0don. Pierce
Rodey, George NJ Neher.
Kefreshnent: Mrs. Byron II. Ives,
Mrs. Noa llfeid. Mrs Z. q.
Cornish, Mrs. Margaret Mcdler. Mrs
j. q. Gould
The refreshments committee viii br
divided into number of sub com
mlttccs and Will be assisted by many
ladies of the city in serving homo
muda rafrgeh mania
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1916-02-06

invitations. J. =. Farnan. chairman;
floor. J. ". prestel, chairman
Dance committee; W. ]. white
chairman ! T.. Goodell, Roy Kirk
aptrick, K j. Kelcher, T.. ]. McCaf-
frey, John Roddon, J. J, Swillum
T.. II Iandolfi is chairman If the
entertainment committee. Included
IN the entertainment program will be
songs rs Miss Hortensc swit1er and
Biz Mcdonald ana fancy dancing
by Mr. Landolfi and Miss Eleanor
Naughey.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1916-02-06
AntoinelIc Donnellp's .Anspers.

6HtUHtCuC DOiWctty <fHSVCIos
MARIE: An hours rest each day will
work wonders with WORKOUT nerves It
s absolutely necessary to have "a GER
tain amount OF rest and recreation.
Fresh air. and plenty OF II. is absolutely
essential Your nervous, excitable con-
dltion may be due to a rundown sys-
TEN. Try each night taking a long walk
before going TO bed. The bracing dir
viii rest your nerves and promote sleep.
FLORENCE: About the only thing you
can do now to remedy the condition OF
sleeping with your mouth open is TO put
little strips OF court plaster over your
lips. This Will keep your lips from
spreading open. DO not sleep on your
back. as Your jaw Is more liable TO droop
in that position.
MILDRED: A deep shade Of pint.
would be becoming TO a girl with dark
brown hair brown eyes. and dark COM
plexion.
PETITE You can soften the water
for the bath by putting pound OF bran
in muslin bag. place II IN four quarts %
water, and boil for fifteen minutes. Add
enough of the bran water to the bath TO
make Il milky
WORRIED; Don't worry II your
lungs are weak you should be in tho
open air as much as possible. and. II i Is
possible. sleep in the open air. Practice
deep breathing to develop the chest and
lungs. shall be glad to send you my
instructions for deep breathing II YOU
win send me stamped, addressed en-
Nelone
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1916-02-06
Domestic Finance.

I'VE are spending more money than
we can afford, my dear" said hubby
Cant you do something to reduce the
household expenses"
I'm doing the best | can love- re-
piled his wife. 4 haven't paid the
butcher or the grocer in months, but
I simply cannot get creditor matinee
tickets. and my losses at bridge have
to he paid In cash, too
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1916-02-06
Bad Enough.

Il think that society editor is a
mean, horrid old thing. so there" ex-
claimed wife, looking up from the
morning paper
What's the matter?" asked her
husband with a grin. Did ne take
you al Your word and leave your name
out OF the paper?"
NO" replied wife. 1T isn't quite
so bad as that, but he went and got
the description Of my gown all wrong. -
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1916-02-06
FOR MISS MUIR.

Visiting IN Albuquerque where her
mother and father made their home
many years ago. Miss Edith Muir. OF
Terre haute. Indiana. is being extern
sively entertained by the younger
social set. \ number OF informal par
ties were given in honor Of Miss Muir
during the week, most important OF
which WIS the dance IN the Woman's
0viding her time among friends 81
her mother visiting East week with
Miss Julia Lee and with the Y. S.
Stovors. Fer the coming week she
viii be The guest OF Mrs. 4. ]. Mal0y.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1916-02-06
KNIGHTS or coLr,lnvs BAIlA

The most important social event for
the coming week. and one Of the big
gest society efforts az the entire sea-
son, will be the knights OF Columbus
banquet and ball. 60 be given In tho
Alyarndo hotel on "Wednesday even
ms beginning &C S.4b o'clock The
affair Is to commemorate the four
tcenth anniversary of tho institution
q Albuquerque Council No. al
Nothing has been loft undone by
the committees in charge 10 make
the banquet and BAH one OF the most
brilliant social affairs in the history
OF the council Tho banquet promises
TO be an Epieurean delight and viii
consist Of many courses. served with
the speed and satisfaction for which
the Harvey hotel people are noted.
The toasts viii be few. and brief
Five minutes each ~ the time al.
ioted after dinner speakers. Past
state Deputy q. n. Mnrrpn will pre-
side az toastmastcr. Tho speakers
and their subjects are as follows.
"As the Years 90 RN" Res A. NJ
Mandairai. s. j.. "ONr Guest Of
Honor T.. 4. Naughey. THE con-
quistadores." Dennis Chavez. sThe
Ladies'" !. IT. O'Rielly. The Firth
Degree e. Goodrli. The Spirit ~
knighthood.1 ] A. rlalny. knights 81
Columbus and Patriotism ". A.
kelehcr. knights * Columbus and
Citizenship. Francis r. wood, ~rhc
old Timers" H. Charles Reshl
There viii De an intormisslon of
only few moments between the eud-
ing Of the banquet and the beginning
u ~ THIS hall Tina brand a
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1916-02-06
AntOinette DOnnelly's Talks
to Women on Beauty Topics

or the delicate tones. From time I'M
memorial blue has been known IS the
blondes color. Inslpid blondes, however,
should certainly abjure all shades Of pink
and choose only the falntest bluesand the
most tender shades OF green. otherwise
their complexious viii look sallow.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1916-02-06
MRS. CARNs ENTERTMNs.

Mrs. D. H. earns entertained Mon
dag afternoon complimentary to Mrs.
Jack Sheckles, formerly Miss Marion
Warrington. and Mrs, Barbara Good
man Of Ganado, .trix. Mrs. earns
asked twenty Ruests mostly intimate
friends nf tho hnatnsss
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1916-02-06
ST. VALENTINE TEA.

Mrs. w. G. Oestreich and Mrs l.. H..
Chamberlain have invitations out for
a st Valentine tea 20 be given on sat
urday afternoon February IL at the
new home OF Mrs. Oestreich. over
one hundred Invitations have been is
gupd
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1916-02-06

OF course. il was a fosegonc con.
cmsion that when ] started that fool
cry about eligible bachelors and Wild
overs as leap-year prospects / was
bound TO get myself into trouble
knew II at the time. but how IN the
name OF all the gods OF society jour
nallsm are you going 20 I'LL mp when
there's nothing TO IN withs some
times you Just have 20 wink into
trouble with your eyes wide open and
take a chance on getting out the best
way YOU can.
Everywhere | have turned the last
week I've had folks ask me why
overlooked Thomas, Richard or Henry
in getting up my list or the real live
ones that should not be overlooked
BY maidens with tho ieap-year hug
agitating their tender young hearts.
"Why didn't you put Ia So-and-eo r.
How on earth did you happen 20
overlook -and-Huch I've heard
no much about Il that I've been jump
ing sideways TO get out Of the way
OF questions; and they have even
called me up on the phone to tell
me what bunehead / was to make
up such an incomplete list.
My reply is that | didn't originate
the idea at all, and that the names
handed out last sunday were only
those that had been suggested "a me
by friend against whom | have
nothing at all. except that ! hope he
chokes for ever mentioning the mat
ter. I'm running a second install
ment OF names. but ] wish to warn
all and kundry that this Is the last
call. II anybody has any more names
20 suggest. please consult the business
office. and II the suggestions will pass
the board OF censura and the cash ~
passed over the counter with the copy,
as all right 10 me 20 run Il next TO
pure Cor irnpure) reading matter.
The list OF names that has been
submitted to me In the last few DAYS
includes Tom Egan. Albert Faher,
Tom Walker, Herman SehNei
Capt. w. II. Gillenwater, II Emory
Davis. Matt sippell. Harry Dix, Billy
Ryan, derry Cosgrove, Mex HAPPIER,
Blff white. n. @. McCroden. A. G.
.Rsngla I'd. AsaHsaI1usch. Or ~. II. Lave
lace y. NJ. Rosenwald, Tom Riley,
Jack McDonough. r. =. Hoppel. Her
bort Brooks. p r. I.onergan. John
Rogers, Nose Bergman, and Connie
Hilton OF san Antonio.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1916-02-06
ORCHESTRA MrslnERs rrrED.

The members OF the alek-Wilson
orchestra were delightfully."-. entertain
va last Tuesday evening at the home
of Mrs Frank StoINz
There was music, dancing and re-
treatments The members are. Lorna
Lester. Irene patrch. Ethel Kieke.
Grace Stortk GLADYS Harris, Louise
Lowbef. Earl Porterfield. Donald VIII
son, Ralph Miller. George Pinney.
chester Miller. Arthur Becker. Miss
Essclle Nalek and Mrs. John Wilson,
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1916-02-06

A. G. Shortle Mrs. Frank Wilson,
Mrs Charles s. White, Mrs. d. a.
Macpherson and Mrs. Frank Acker-
man.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1916-02-06

A new and popular organization
Der L. ". NJ. Deutsehe Klub," was
entertained by its president, Mr.. Hans
Gruner. at his home. 1906 West Fruit
avenue. Thursday evening. The MEM
beers enjoyed Il reading by Miss Lena
FERGUSON. a narrative by Miss krax-
berger. musical selections by Profess
sor Nelson, and Schiller's. Song OF
the Bell by MIR. Gruner. At the
close Of the program, the club dis
posed of n German lunch. accom-
panied By jolly songs and toasts.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1916-02-06
NOTES OF SOCIETY.

Mr. Milton ]. Helmiek, Of Socorro,
and Miss Mildred McI.anahan. Of st..
Paul and Sacramento, were married
January 20 in FL Paso ny Rev. Henry
Easter. Mr. and Mrs. Helmick viii
make their home in Socorro.
Mrs. VIII Self of Winslow. Ariz.. is
visiting her parents, Mr.. and Mrs. j.
Pence. in this city. Later she VIII
visit Mr.. Sells parents in Maxwell
New Mexico.
Miss May Kelly Of Des Moines,
Iowa, a graduate Of Drake university
and a star center on the Drake bas-
ketball team for two years. is WISH
tor in Albuquerque, being here with
her mother who is spending the win
ter in the southwest.
AR and Mrs. Thomas +. Keleher.
Jr, Of 40s West Coal avenue gave a
bridge party Friday evening. Twelve
guests were at the informal although
thoroughly jolly gathering.
Mrs. Jerre Haggard has cards out
for two afternoons at bridge Friday
and Saturday Of this week. These
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1916-02-06

one Il the Important social events
OF the last week was the confervins
90 the NTH degree" on Joseph 4.
Gcedeh II "A meeting of the local
council 81 the knights of Columbus.
held Tuesday evening The degree
Was cNemplified by Ralph J Keleher.
'SeoS tetephoned for cigars for
cvcrN helN at conclusion of the work
and Is stiil busy explaining how il all
happened
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1916-02-06

nn FRIDAY AIRS. r. W Wiley was
a hridee hostess. most enjoyable
Nftsfpean Ht cards was followed hy
Refreshments. The guests We're Mrs
l. ;. Peters, Mrs. ". H. FriShie. Mrs
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1916-02-06
CHARITY BALL

In making Ernest Iandolfi chair
man Of the floor committee and put
ting Mrs byron Henry Ives IN charge
Of the decorations ~ the hall the
committee that is pulling off the bis
charity ball 10 be held on the twenty
first has gone a long way IN the d.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1916-02-06
MRs. rRnNlNEs mNsrrss

Nrs " p provinces was charm
ing hostess Wednesday afternoon
when she entertained IT auction
bridge Tar Mrs. T. T. Cana Of silver
CITY Who wili soon return q this
city to make her permanent home,
The other guests were Mrs h. G..
CtorS Mis-. T. y. Wilkerson. Mrs. :.
g. Ven Almen. Hiss Martha Valiant.
Miss Nsstell ioNciacc. Miss Lora
iaNs.iaee and Mrs. y. n AleIanrfn
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1916-02-06
d. \. II. ELECTS OFFICERS.

-. \. IL. iiItl IL vi II ~ Fms.
Al a meeting Of Lew Wallace Chap
ter Daughters of the American Rev
olntion. held last Saturday afternoon
at the home OF Mrs. 4. r. Walker,
officers We're elected for the coming
year. Before the regular business
meeting the following program was
rendered. study, The Constitution
and bylaws of The d. A. r." Leader,
Mrs. 4. b. McAnllen. Paper. "our
Training School for War Mrs. Ray
mond Stamm. The newly elected Of
ficcrs were Regent. Mrs. J. w. Hall;
vice-regent, Mrs. J. r. Wroth; treas
urer. Mrs. Arno Huning; registrar,
Mrs c. W. Potter; recording-secre-
tary, Mrs D. II. earns; correspond
secretary, Mrs. +. c. Bakes; his
torian, Mrs. A. T.. Walker: chaplain,
Mrs. 4. b. McMillen.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1916-02-06

The Tllieum Five Hundred card
club met Tuesday afternoon with
Miss Heien Schutt Mrs W X. Schutt
winning the prize for the highest
score and Mrs Mill Raeche tho con-
sol3tan prize. After an afternoon az
cards delicious refreShemnts were
aarx.af
Norwich bulletin., 1916-01-25
Roads Bad just Now.

One of the results of the open winter
hereabouts has been the bad condition
of the roads, even those maintained by
the state. including those recently con-
structed at considerable expense. The
warm weather, with the frequent rains
and snow, have softened up the sur
face, and the passing traffic has cut
the roads to a considerable extent so
that their condition is worse now than
it is generally in the springtime. The
road to North Windham is terribly cut.
travellers in that direction report, and
sections of the turnpike to Hartford
are also said to be in very bad shape,
while the Norwich road is poor in
places, and the roads off of the state
roads are unspeakable. Those who
speak of the condition unite in saying
that stone roads Of some sort must
eventually be laid all around, where
the traffic goes, as economy will result
from a larger initial outlay. They say
also that the much taxed auto is not
so much responsible for the condition
Of many roads as are the ice and heavy
milk wagons. However that may be,
the roads are in very poor shape about
Willimantic.
Norwich bulletin., 1916-01-25
Get the Habit of
Drinking Hot Water
Before Breakfast
SAYS we can't look or feel right
with the system full
ct poisons.

Millions of folks battle internally
now instead of loading their system
with drugs. Whats an inside bath %
you say. Well, 1t Is guaranteed to per-
form miracles If you could believe
these hot water enthusiasts.
There are vast numbers of men and
women who, Immediately upon arising
in the morning, drink a glass of real
hot water with a teaspoonful of lime
stone phosphate in 1t. This is a very
excellent health measure. It is in
tended to flush the stomach, liver, kid
neyS and the thirty feet of intestines
and indigestible material left over in
the body which If not eliminated every
day, become food for the millions Of
bacteria which infest the bowels, the
quick result is poisons and toxins
which are then absorbed into the blood
causing headache, bilious attacks, foul
breath, bad taste, colds, stomach trou-
BILE, kidney misery, sleeplessness, i'm
pure blood and all sorts Of ailments.
People who feel good one day and
badly the next, but who simply can
not get feeling right are urged to
obtain a quarter pound Of limestone
will cost very little but is sufficient
to make anyone real crank on the
subject of internal sanitation
Just MS soap and hot water act on
the skin. cleansing, sweetening and
freshentng, so limestone phosphate and
hot water act on the stomach, liver,
kidneys and bowels. It Is vastly more
important to battle on the inside than
on the outside, because the skin pores
do not absorb impurities into the
blood. while the bowel pores do.