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The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1916-04-01
MY RELIGION AND nv uNcoN-
SCiOUs PRAYER

My little nurse said this morn.
ing. In rather n timid manner:
Mrs Wnyerly. what In your re-
lision7"
Il have been accused OF not hav.
Ing any" answered. hut II re-.
llgion mems. ~ the dictionary has
II. any hyatom OF faith. doctrine
and worship. ! think ! have dis.
tinct and comforting religion.
have great faith In humanity and
feel that. thru all It's mistakes, II
will yet rise To some high plane. a
plane OF happiness that might be
called heaven. worship rinoeri.
~ and truth"
Ny nurse said: do you not
have some sort Of imaginative be.
Ing 10 whom you pray when you
have reached that place In your nf-
fairs that YOU do not know what
TO do neNt7"
You mean. do believe in n
personal God7' said aud then !
told her. little book. OF my expert.
ence nj the time Sonny was born
and how. thru that great souls
travail. ! came 20 the conclusion
that God 10 be real God must
not be concerned with mercy. but
with justice. That God could
not be a father because a father
was first human and n God mus,
be apart and above every human
conception.
III / were going to pray. little
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1916-04-01
THE Star CIRCLE
BY Uncle Jack

Tho many good drawings were
submitted In this weeks contest.
naturally enough each had its
faults. The main mistake that
many ehildrcn made was IN draw.
ing the feet seratchily. a In shred
dsd wheat. Draw the feet firmly
and carefully. Strong. full lines
are the best and reproduce much
better than -eratchy. careless lines.
Go, your proportions fixed care
fully IN your mind.
The hair was another weak spo,
IN many drawings. Much OF {, was
a mass OF scrawiy lines. having no
definite relation 10 the whole
Study tho winning drawing. See
how Harold has made the feet. the
hair and all the other points that
make a good drawing.
Follow this advice In the next
drawing contest.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1916-04-01
Confessions ofaMlfe

nurte. this In what ! would say,
| told her. 1T Is what ] hope
do say unconsciousiy every day
oh. Thou Almighty Poweri
Teach me 20 take from Thee my
dole
or good or III and murmur not.
oh. make my finite mind To grasp
That, IN Thy infinite plan. there u
No place for my weak cries against
The grief and sorrow OF the com
mon lot.
Blot out tho ego that doth crush
my soul
Beneath its load Of sclfishncss ana
greed,
And let me know. what now ]
dimiy guess.
Tho fullness Of Thy purpose. for
my desire
For which ! vainiy plead. when
placed beside
HnmAnitys great need sinks into
nothingresa
Oh, Thou High over All
Suffer my mean. ungenerous
prayer,
That Thou wouldst change Thy
changciess laws.
which make strict justice. mercy
most divine.
To fall upon unheeding ears. Bring
me
To feel Thy love. which allen
braeing wraps
Not only mo about. bat takes the
Who'll.
Great universe within It's hheitering
folds.
Thy way Ia right: and. tho in fol
lowing u.
Ny path leads DER the plowshare's
iurid red.
still will trust Thy guidance sure
and cay
While yet I M, my streaming eyes
10 Thee
Thy will bo done!
II will not do right because ]
fear punishment and ! arm not too
biz 20 be reduced 20 nothing n !
interfere with the Great plan. Thus
IN the end Il amounts to this. Thy
will bo done
Ito be contInusd)
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1916-04-01
FISH SCHOONER
HERE ATTACKED

A daring attempt to disable
the power fishing schooner
Orient on the eve OF her de.
parture for the hallbvt banks
was blocked Friday night,
when Engineer Ellison en0ao-
ed In a revolver and rifle aklr-
mlsh with two men who came
aboard at tho klng.Winge
dock.
The Orient owners have been
holding out against striking halibul
fishermen. Tho craft was TO have
taken out number OF schooner
captains 20 fish for halibut Satur
day.
Elliaon heard the providers on
the nchooner's deck and went to
ward them single handed. As he
approached the bow. they opened
fire on him.
He darted below again and 70
turned with high. powered rife
The men were scampering over the
side into n waiting rowboat whor
no returned As he blazed ava,
At them. they returned tho fire. aud
at tho same time made for motor
boat anchored 200 Yards away.
A few minutes later thu light
OF tho power boat disappeared IA
the darkness
Police patrol boats searched th'
harbor all might Tor tho launch
but could not locate II.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1916-04-01
WHITE.
HONOR Mention

Lester Fey, Monroe, wash, Helen
Marku., o05 W. Harrison at. kentt
Laureids PsIii~. Brem~rtopt Mona
Haywood. t2t 18th ave. Nj walter
Csrmody. Iai2 summit sve.i Albert
James, snohomt-hI June O'Baunou.
2i22ts second sve.t Delta welsh, 1sIs
\. oath SIT Jennie Hansen, Port
uIrkeIryt John Gutlford. tt80 asth
ave. =. WI Mark s~hios-~r. a0a 23rd
ave. NJ, Dorothy Audett. 22tT S2nd
a,e. y. w, Emma ana Garnet
svartgbnpgh. AS w. uieinc SIT Dora
Wilson. sIIT second ave. v. W.,
Charles Bohike. 1872 18th ave. \. w,
Irms tiasscn. la CONNER Alien JET
f~r.on. Eyrrrtti Jessie Lewis. Iaa3
Summit a,~.i Herman Horn. 623s
Flora nve.i Ior~na Hudson. TaID
Aurora av~.i Marie Mercer. 2332 W.
Newton SIT Marie Michel. 1905 WHIT
man sye.I Arnold Corey. i30 Fourth
rvc. NJ Phyllis Charter, 60a E.
Thomas st.i Sarah Maund~r, 227n n.
sDth SIT Beatrice Clark, Lyman.
Wash, Let's johnson, b00 2d,h ave,
81 Ruth Paul, ~. y, ~. seattle,
u~na Muiiip. 3dt5 rhioney nv~. /,
Norri. Torsk~, sii,.neI Virginia
Tnp-eott. KENT Coral ellis. 1920 18th
ave. y. Eel Harry wolfe. w. vermont
Gindy. wiidIpg. .o20 Dexter ave.t
Rachael Reed, IT2; W. 5ath ST,
Ruth Nichols. ". ". H., scatter Mar
garet Gss~b. T7O lt-t rv~. Kenneth
IcdHcrs, 3iO Harvard ave. N.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1916-04-01
RESERVE GALLERY
At MOORE FOR KIDS

Tho Mig Brother Bills" haven't
forgotten tho kiddieH.
nig Brother Bnly Bans has
spoken. and as a result the gallery
a, the Moore theatre Monday night.
whom the Elks put on their bis an
nual Funniest. will be reserved for
IN. little foiks-the little acrasny
ones with dimes instead Of doliarp.
with calico shirts and dresses In.
stead OF fine linen and wooden
fabrics.
Enough wrown.ups will be sd.
mlt,sd to keep tho little tads In
order and At the same time be-
ready TO control them In case Of
need.
Likewise there viii DO entertain.
men, a,pleniy for tho gro~n.ups.
Tho minstrel third part will re-
volys around Aiinstrei Man BIN
Hobson. the man who Invented tho
laugh.
Robert Grass, ''Zeroiene- sar.
gent. /. 4. Wattelet. oliver HUI
bach, Te.l Williams. Perry Huff
aud William spurck will be among
thoas present" with more dolng
than il provided In the ordinary
three.ring circus.
Part two will be music. the ilckiy.
wtrxiy airs folks 20 homo and
whistle around tho house and the
office neSi day.
The dollars thus Accumulated
viii TO TO payinE the mortgage on
the OLD home-xhs big sight-story
one q, Fourth ava and Spring st.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1916-04-01
OPEN BUILDING BIDS

Regents Of the university open
ed bids for the construction Of the
new Political Science and Com
rnercs building for the campus Fri
day. II. d. Stewart was awarded
the excavation contract for e3.s7&.
The building award was held mp
until next meeting.
President Suxxailo was given
power TO distribute authority
among the faculty as he pleased.
ard requey:ed 10 have designed a
book plate In honor OF Adele NJ.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1916-04-01
WATERFRONT RIOT

Striking steamship men lay In
wai, for strikebreakers employed
on tho steamer Edith and bent
them with clubs and stones a. they
left Pier IL. Friday afternoon.
Motorcycle policemen arrived
after the rioting bad stopped. but
found Charles Alex. Gus Nelson
and Charles Davis injured. They
we're members OF the Edith's crew.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1916-04-01

John Holmes. ship joiner fore
man, who was shot thru the neck
by John Ross at the Seattle Con
struction and Dry Dock yards
Wednesday. disi a. the Seattle
General hospital Friday night. He
leaves a widow and three children
In ballast. Ireland
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1916-04-01
YACnTSMEN LEARN
HOW TO LAY MINES

San FRANCISCO. April i.--Un-
der the supervision OF Major Bur.
CESS. san Francisco yaehtsmsn arc
10 learn the art OF mine laying. 90
they may form m important arm Of
the coast defense In case of war.
Major Burgess escorted repr.srn.
,atIves OF several clubs over the tor.
pedo wharf " tho Preside today.
introducing them 90 ths rndimcnts
or the mine having art
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1916-04-01
SEXES MEAN Thief

lgnatz Lang. a blind news vend-
Or. fought a winning battle with
Frank Jones. so. at Third ave- aud
Cherry -. Friday. after Jones
tried to alp him n worthless slug
In exchange for a paper.
Jones WAS arrested and later
sentenced to serve 20 days in the
stockade.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1916-04-01

c. Heimar ana Sam Fein ver-
rfven three months and six months
respectively in the Pierce county
iali for violating the Harrison drug
law. Harry Smith. found guilty OF
the same crime and perjury. was
given six months In the Pierce
county baafiie
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1916-04-01

The contest ia open 70 all boy
and girl readers OF the Circle who
are rs years Of age or under. The
contest closes ncxt Friday after.
noon at 3 sharp. Uncle Jack will
give a dollar for the first correct
answer.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1916-04-01
IMPORTANT

To you 10 the question 81 your
teeth Have you dseaysd tooth
teeth that snhs and psia ana sauss
yea much ssff: s,ss.,hs, ms .;s
the proper mAstieation Of year food
that thus cause ssrieus inssr-
ference vita your diGssuouf Such
. sondition Swffi ssrtevsiy 3sopardiss
your whole sysssm OF health.
on. . :ssa T. Tor 's ,.s s. !. a ss' 4
quich-shat 10. come down TO the
fsGai Dental office ana let our sr-
pert look over your teeth and give
you an srtlnst. OF what q, will cost
you 20 have them put int psrfset
condition.
Yoa will b. surprised how ntu.
=, will con, 20 have this tone, and
you can be absolutely sure OF this
one fhing-~hs,evrr u will cost
you. Z, won't be anywhere as much
a. II will be worth to you
psmsDbsr this-svery operator IN
shis ofsie. 10 q gradual. and regis
tered derust. who has graduated
from the best dental colleges and
passed TIE examination OF the state
dental hoard. Every enc OF than
has his certificate from The state
dental board hanging right on the
wall In from, OF III. dental chair. In
plain sirht 81 All.
ps., OF rnhtsriat--iowert prices
ircrciaf guarantee with all work,
sisnsf beth by the operator who did
the work ard ny I. r. Clark. n. n.
q owner and manager Of this office.
who 10 thoroughly responsible
We have an ample supply %
--Sovo-cArS." which must be used
N properly perform painless dentist
~. Most dental offices have mono
q, all Of this precious material. nor
can they get ~ This IL only one Of
sNs many excellent reasons why you
should come TO this office for your
dsntal work.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1916-04-01
EASY MONEY FOR KID
WHO CAN SOLVE THIS
PUZZLE: ST IS PRIZE

Uncle Jack Ii indebted TO a friend
who sisns himself tor hersclf) "a
Subscriber" for next weeks con.
tost Rcarrango the numerals be.
low 30 that when added up or down
or across tho sum each way will
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1916-04-01
NEW MEMBER WRITES

Dear Uncle Jack: We have taken
The Star quite n while and have
been very interested IN The Star
Circle and In tho different prizes
given away 10 those who got the
best photographs. etc. have de.
cided 10 Join the Circle and try To
win some prizes. Enclosed you viii
find a drawing OF Tom Duff. which
drew TO take part in the contest.
am 10 years old and attend tho
University Heights school
DO you have to do anything spe-
cial to become member Of the
Circle7
DOROTHY WHITE,
523T 18th Ave. n. r.
Dorothy: In entering one OF
our contests you have become n
member OF The Star Circle.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1916-04-01
Regal Dental Offices
Dr. l. n. CLARK. Manager
f<os Third Ave. n. W. Ger. Third
aud Uaton.

r. e-ws have Just been com
pslled TO add another expert opsr-
htor 20 our staff to take care OF our
rapidly growing business. There
must be reason for this.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1916-04-01

Lunch at the Hollywood. si2
Pike ADV.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1916-04-01

rlelds. Who left her library OF $50
volumes TO tho university.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1916-04-01
A SAMPLE Of
KAUFMAN
The Dreamers
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The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1916-11-24
Corrected His Lawyer.

James Engle, former judge Of the
Randolph county circuit court, was
once called on to defend, at Winches-
ter, the owner of lemon patch who
had shot an invader. The only pos
sible defense for the prisoner was self
defense. The trial had proceeded to
the point where the defendant was on
the stand and was being questioned on
direct examination by Engle.
"Now, SAM" said Engle, "you say
you shot in self-defense. Just tell tie
jury all about it in your own way"
mo, sir, JIM" said the witness.
"You got that wrong. I didn't say
that. 1t was just like 1 told you in
your office before we come down here.
1 didn't shoot him in self-defense; 1
shot him in the back and he jumped
over the fence."-Indianapo News.
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1916-11-24
WINTER REPAIR WORK
Plan to Overhaul All Buildings
and Farm Equipment.
Exercise of Little Thought at This Sea-
son Will often Save Much Time
Later on When Outdoor Work
Is Impossible.

So long as good weather continues
In the fall most farmers are so busy
with threshing, corn and potato har-
vest, fall seeding, hauling, ETC., that
less important work is usually post
poned until winter. However, the ex-
ercise of little thought and the ex-
penditure of very few minutes at
this season will often save not only
hours but days later on, when the
weather and roads get bad and out
door work is impossible.
Then the odd jobs of overhauling
the farm equipment, repairing, paint
Ing, etc., which have been put off
until a slack season, will require at
tention; but all too often the neces-
sary materials will not be on hand,
and the work will be delayed until 1t
is possible to make a trip to town,
and not infrequently 1t remains UNI
done until the busy season the follow
Ing year. when necessity demands 1t.
A list should be made Of the things
that will be wanted for this work. 1t
will only take q few minutes to jot
them down as they are brought to
mind, and then on the next trip to
town they may be bought and set
aside SO they will be ready when want
ed. The condition Of the different ma
chimes which will, or should be, over
hauled, should be noted, and the parts
which will need to be replaced pur-
chased. Then there are the odd jobs
of repairing buildings, fences, gates,
etc, which will require lumber and
nails. There is no need to make an
extra trip for them when wanted;
they may be brought home the next
time a load is taken to town. Like
wise the lumber and hardware for
the small jobs 1f construction which
should be done before spring. Also
the paints, oils putty, and brushes
which villa be required In painting the
various faran wagons, implements,
Inside woodwork, furniture, ETC., and,
above all, the necessary materials for
the improvements planned for the
house should be obtained SO that they
can be completed this winter and not
have to- wait another year.
Everyone knows how much more
satisfactory it is to have the necessary
equipment ready to perform piece of
work when an opportunity presents.
than to get started ON it and then find
that it will have to be postponed until
trip can be made to town, which,
even If the roads are good, and the
trip can be made at once, means a
loss of time and added expense. 1t
is astonishing how much can be ac-
eornplished on rainy days or during
slack times, when the tools and ma
terials are at hand.
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1916-11-24
TRYING OUT SHEEP BUSINESS
Nothing in Inferior Business to En-
courage Farmer in Falling in Love
With Industry.

There is no advantage in trying out
the sheep business by buying the
cheapest and poorest quality of sheep
to learn on. This class of sheep has
nothing in it's favor and the owner has
nothing to encourage him in falling in
love with the industry; in fact, he
could not embark in any live stock in
dustry that would be more trying on
his patience. lend more discourage
ments and have less enthusiasm in it
than to become the owner of lot OF
pcor-qnallty sheep.
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1916-11-24
DELAWARE NEWS

Bethany Beach, Deli had a COM
plete breakdown from overwork, SO
the doctor said. / surely was COM
plete wreck and suffered terribly from
bladder and kidney trouble; in fact,
I was down on the fiat of my back for
about two weeks, could not do any
thing. My suffering was so great
can't explain it. The doctor said had
Inflammation of bladder and kidneyR.
He came every day and finally man.
aged to get me up and around, but
still was a great sufferer. never got
much relief until I began to take DIR.
Pierce's Anuric, and from the very
first dose began to get relief, and In
two days felt well, and never have
had one symptom since. can't
praise this medicine enough. ] have
been waiting to see if the pain would
return, but believe I am cured
MRS. ALMIRA I. HENDERSON,
Send DIR. Pierce, Buffalo, N. Y, Zoe
for trial package of Anuric.-Adv.
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1916-11-24
Reqaininq Lost Speech.

Nearly every day the papers contain
a paragraph stating that some victim
of shell shock has suddenly recovered
his speech, and the variety of the
methods is curious. the London OBJ
server observes. Here are a few:
1. Grew excited over game of
cards.
2. Fell downstairs.
). Had a tooth pulled out at the
dentist's-without anesthetic.
4. Clicked through inhaling cigarette
smoke.
5. Underwent a flashlight photo
graph.
6. Put the wrong end of lighted
cigarette in his mouth.
The card cure, on the whole, seems
the least painful.
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1916-11-24
CORN VALUABLE IN THE sIL0
Where Used for Feeding silo Is Most
Economical Place to Store the
Entire Plant.


An acre of corn ensiled with ears
and stalks will produce as much, if
not more, milk or beef than the same
acre of corn with the stalks ensile@
and the ears fed as ground corn. The
extra expense and labor of husking
and storing the ear corn is very
largely wasted unless the desire is
to market the ear corn.
If there is sufficient feed on the
farm and the ear corn will cure out
properly when snapped off in the man.
ner described, then it might be profit
able to follow this practice; but if the
corn is not to be sold as ear corn and
is to be used for feeding on the farm,
then the silo is the most economical
place in which to store the entire
corn plant.
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1916-11-24
Kidney Disorder


The most simple methods are usu-
ally the most effective ones when
treating any disorder of the human
system. The mere drinking a cup
Of hot water each morning, plenty
of pure water all day, and a little
Anuric before every meal has been
found the most effective means of
overcoming kidney trouble. Death
would occur If the kidneys did not
work day and night in separating
poisons and uric acid from the blood.
The danger signals are backache,
depressions, pains, heaviness, drowsi-
ness, irrltab.lfty, headaches, chilli
ness, rheumatic twinges, swollen
joints or govt.
Since 1t is such simple matter to
step int your favorite drug store and
obtain Anuric, anyone who earnestly
desires to regain health and new life
win waste no time in beginning this
treatment
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1916-11-24
IlIIIIIIIIIII,IIIITIIIIIIII '

neighbor told my mother about Lydia
e. Pinkham' s Vegetable Compound and
I took It, and now feel ike q new
person. I don't suffer any mora and /
am regular every month Mrs. HAZEL
HAMILTON, S22 South 18th st.
When remedy has lived fer forty
years, steadily growing IN popularity
and influence, and thousands upon
thUnsands of women declare they owe
eAeir health to it, is it not reasona-
BILE to believe that it Is am article Of
grest merit?
Myou wantspecial advice write
10 Lydia E. PinkhaEn Medicine
Go. (confidential Lynn, Mass.
Your letter Will be opened, read
eand answered by a woman and
iheId in strict c0nfi6ence.
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1916-11-24
SUPPLY VARIETY IN WINTER
Any Kind Of succuIent Feed, Such as
Glover, Corn, Fodder, Leaves,
Reets, ETC., Are Good.

It is only in the winter, when the
food is dry and the hens confined, that
the difficulty affording variety of
green food is met. Variety in green
food is better than one kind. The term
"green food" does not apply to grass
or cabbages only, but includes any
kind of bulky, succulent food, such as
clover, corn fodder, leaves, cabbage,
beets, ensilage, potatoes, turnips, car
rots, etc. The object is to give bulk In
order to dilute (if it can be so ex-
pressed) the concentrated grains.
These foods are the cheapest that can
be used, and lessen the cost Of produc-
ton of eggs, not only by promoting the
health of the fowls but also because
such foods assist in the digestion of
the more costly kinds.
In feeding green food, variety may
be attained by giving cabbage one day,
beets the next, potatoes the next, and
so on. The object should be to lay in
supply of such articles and have
them ready for use when winter
comes. Grass is the cheapest Of all
foods for poultry in summer, and the
farmer who feeds grain at that sea-
SON is not only increasing the cost of
eggs, but taking the risk of causing in
digestion. On a range the birds get
seeds, insects and a variety of grasses.
including young weeds. Ducks and
geese are grass feeders, and can cas-
lily secure more than they require,
while turkeys and guineas are the best
insect destroyerS.
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1916-11-24
COLONY HOUSES FOR WINTER
Excellent Quarters for Breeding Geese
and Turkeys-chickens Require
Much Fresh Air.

Colony houses make excellent win
ter quarters for breeding geese and
turkeys. Sometimes it may be neces-
sary to leave the front more open than
for chickens. These birds need a lot
Of air, and the only shelter they need
is enough to protect them from cold
rains, SHOWS and brisk winds.
Ducks can be handled successfully
In the colony houses. Runners, kept
for laying, can be broken up into small
focks and wintered in this way with
better results than in large buildings.
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1916-11-24

If those glands become clogged by
sweat particles ard dirt very i'm
portant waste channel is closed.
La addition to keeping the sweat
glands open and the body in good
working order, grooming improves the
quality Of the hair and the general
condition of the coat. Feeding alone
will not put team in proper shape,
but proper grooming combined with
feeding will go far toward it.
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1916-11-24
Sacrifice of Serenity.

"a candidate cannot afford to miss
meeting the public during campaign
NO" replied Senator Sorghum
'There are times when a great man
has to climb down off his pedestal and
fake tie stump"