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The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1916-11-04
JESUS PERFECT
SAYS LECTURER
Charles |, 0hrenStein Talks on
Christian Science,
"SCIENCE IS KNOWLEDGE"
Two Thousand Persons Attend
Meeting at Auditorium

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The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1916-11-04
BAD BREATH
DR.. Edwards Olive Tablets Get at
the Cause and Remove II

DR.. Edwards Olive Tablets, the sub
stitute for calomel, act gently on the
bowels and positively do the work.
People afflicted with bad breath find
quick relief through DR.. Edwards
Olive Tablets The pleasant, sugar
coated tablets arc taken for bad breath
by all who know them.
DR.. Edwards Olive Tablets act gen.
tly but firmly on the bowels and liver,
stimulating them to natural asHpn,
clearing the blood and gently purifying
the entire system. They do that which
dangerous calomel does without any Of
the bad after effects.
All the benefits OF nasty, sickening,
gripping catharticS are derived from DR..
Edwards, ~0iive Tablets without grip
ing, pain or any disagreeable effects.
DR.. F. M. Edwards discovered the
formula after seventeen years of prac-
,icc among patients afflicted with bowel
and liver complaint with the attendant
bad breath.
DR.. Edwards Olive Tablets are pure
ly vegetable compound mixed with
olive oil; you will know them by their
olive color. Take one or two every
night for a week and note the effect.
l0c and 2so per box. All druggists
ADV.
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1916-11-04
DOES PROHIBITION PAY7
YES, SAYS w, {, VANCE
Chamber of Commerce Secretary Says
Crime Much Less Than When
Saloons Were Here.

Doe, prohibition pay
Warner l. Vance. temporary SeCre
tary Of the Chamber ot Commerce. be
hcycs 1t does White searching police
court record, for the months oi July.
August and september, lI7 when pro-
hib,lon had not been put into effect
he discovered tina, arrests for pract,
Cally every minor CRIME were much
greater than durnglug the correspond
ing month, OF lglp Aud iu 1907 the
population OF Oklahoma City was less
than now
Here are the figures
Drunks 1907. 49s. 1910. lS7 Theft
1907 III 1910. ~ Nagrauoy 1907. 35S
1910. 100 Soliciting lVl7, 25l. 1910. J.
Gambling 1907 uuuca l9lo. No. Conf
dencc games ly07, II l9lo Run.
ming immoral houses 1907. lSo 1910 >
In 1907 gambling house, tlourl>hcd
IN Oklahoma City The figure, seem 'u
show that no attempt was made at that
time to discourage the industry
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1916-11-04
A COLD
IN A FEW HOURS
First dose of "Pape's Cold
Compound" relieves all
grippe misery.
Don't stay stuffed upl

Don't stay Stu'icd-upT
Quit blowing and snuiilingl A dose
OF "Pape's Cold Compound" taken
every two hours until three doses are
taken will end grippe misery and break
up a severe cold either in the head,
chest, body or limbs.
1t promptly opens cloggcd-up nos
trils and air passages; stops nasty dis
charge or nose running; relieves sick
headache, dullness, ieverishness, sore
throat, sneezing, soreness and stiffness.
"Pape's Gold Compound" is the quick
est, surest relief known and costs only
Is cents at drug stores 1t acts with
out assistance, tastes nice, and causes
no inconvenience Don't accept a sub
Stitute.-Adv.
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1916-11-04
Election Result
Will Be Flashed
by Street Lights

PHILADELPHIA, Nov A. The
more than sixteen thousand street arc
lights in this city will flash the result
OF Tuesdays presidential contest to
citizens in all sections As soon as the
result is definitely known in the news
paper offices word will be sent to the
various power houses and il Wilson
is reelected the current will be turned
on and off five times in succession.
-Four flashes will signify that Hughes
is the winner and should the result be
in doubt at midnight three flashes will
be sent
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1916-11-04

has withstood, With rpmarkabIe
frmness the tremendous pressure
OF of''ce-seekers and maintained
~ we'll a. any previous president
especially at a change Of admins.
tration. the principles Of civil
'crvice reform The attempt to
prove the contrary has failed.
Like many other voters, | am
repelled. rather than attracted. by
a campaign Of ,arpinp criticism
Ridicule IL . cheap political device
syhich i'll befts Mr.. Hughes
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1916-11-04
Villa Commander
and Two Executed

FL PASO, Nov. 4-Coloncl Rosario
Garcia, Villa commander from Sonora
and two OF his men were executed in
Juarez early today after being convict
ed by a military court on a charge of
treason, They were captured at Haci-
enda Santa Ana, near NamiQupa, and
were brought to Juarez yesterday.
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1916-11-04

Federal Re
serve Act. the
l. I'D or " ood
ToriH Act, the
Child l. q b or
Act and a half
a dozen others
: importance
are a monu-
ment- and an
imposing one,
10 Mr. Wilson's
efficiency ! n
proposing. pre-
narinp a n d
r"ehinp legis-
alton through
Congress-
Mr. Wilson
4
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1916-11-04
An Innocent Letter

Then remembered my household ac-
counts and letters which had not at
tended to for two weeks. For a long
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1916-11-04
Wm|AnfoRVloN
BY DR.. Irving Fisher
Profes'o, OF Political Rconomx
at Yale Uniper,ity.

Taken as a whole the Wilson
administration has been more
constructive than any previous ad-
ministration for a generation. The
Willmar tribune. [volume] (Willmar, Minn.) 1895-1931, 1916-02-02
Sofia. tho auluarian capital.


No city in the east has undergone
such a magic transformation as Sofia.
Prior to the emancipation Of the Bull
gars it was q small Turkish town of
10000, with narrow. dirty streets.
There was practically no trade, and the
people were in hideous state Of pow
erty. The city which has now risen up
has population of about 125.OO0 and
is rapidly becoming one Of the best in
eastern Europe. Alphabetically it has
far more claim to respect than is at
first apparent The streets, which are
well paved and beautifully clean. are
too narrow for the adequate display OF
the fine proportions of the cars pal
ace. the National theater. the general
postohce, the war Office, the Bulgari-
an National bank. the William Glad
stone High School For Boys. the Grand
Hotel de Bulgaria, the National Agri-
cultural bank. the Sobranje and many
other public buildings which are of fine
sandstone. The ecclesiastical edif1ces
are Of remarkable beauty. especially
the new cathedraf-Review- Of Re-
views.
Willmar tribune. [volume] (Willmar, Minn.) 1895-1931, 1916-02-02
Wanted the Test.

A western professor said one day
that he could tell good soil by tasting
it, and a man In the east end who saw
the statement promptly packed boz
and sent it to him by parcel post. BE
also inclosed this note:
Dear Professor-l saw what YOU
said about tasting soil and am sending
a sample selected haphazard from my
back yard. wish you'd give it the
palate test and tell me frankly wha,
you think. l don't seem to have any
luck with it myself. My cabbages
came up without heads, my potatoes
have been mistaken for chestnuts, nv
onions are scentless. and my corn looks
like bird shot. Bite of a chunk and
let me hear from you. Never mind
about returning the balance. Keep II
for dessert. Write soon."-Cleveland
Plain Dealer.
Willmar tribune. [volume] (Willmar, Minn.) 1895-1931, 1916-02-02
Leaend Of KIM Mako.

King Mako, who ranks as the Ser.
Wan King Arthur, was the son OF
King Vukashin, whom he denounced
for usurping the throne, which rightly
belonged to. Urosh, son Of Dushan
Vukashin cursed him and prayed that
he might have neither tomb nor pos.
terity and be doomed to serve 1.-THE
car Of the Turks" But Urosh blessed
him and prayed that he might know
no equal In wisdom or prowess and be
remembered as long as the earth en-
dured.
'Thus they spake and thus it. came
to pass" says an old Servian ballad.
Mako fought for the sultan, but 1.-THE
sultan feared him, for his wrath was
terrible" and, though he knew nc
sepulture; he lived, say the legends,
for 300 years. He still lives In the
hearts Of patriotic Servians, many of
whom believe. that one day he will
awake and come forth to restore the
glories Of the former empire.-Pall
Mall Gazette.
Willmar tribune. [volume] (Willmar, Minn.) 1895-1931, 1916-02-02
Soy Beans 4 Human Food.

Soy bean -four may be used much
the same way as cornmeal. Although
this crop has been grown in America
for a quarter Of century. says the
Farm and Home. it has been used
only for stock feed, while in China
and Japan it has been used for hu-
man food for many centuries.
Practically the only use made of
soy bean -four so far in this country is
in certain types Of illness where 1t is
desirable to limit the amount of starch
fed the patient. Flour made from ripe
soy beans, although rich In protein and
oil, contains little or no starch. This
mixed with wheat -four, therefore in.
creases the protein. content and low.
ers the starch content, while the bread
is very similar In appearance to ordi
nary wheat bread. When more than
% per cent soy bean -four is used the
character Of the bread or cakes is ma
terially altered.
Willmar tribune. [volume] (Willmar, Minn.) 1895-1931, 1916-02-02
A Norfolk Coast Garden.

Unique among English parishes Is
Wingland, on the Norfolk coast. Rich,
with soil producing almost unbeliev-
able amounts to the acre, it has no
school, postoff1ce, public house or tax
collector. Wingland has a church
yard, and in it lies one grave, that of
boy thrown up by the Wash. Along
the north coast of the county, where
the cliffs are chalk, sand, clay and
loan, the incessant sea is making in
roads. Once happy and fruitful VII
lagos now lie seven fathoms deep be-
low the waters. The land is practical
~ all reclaimed and is only few feet
above the sea, but is one great garden.
An acre has produced more than 81 600
worth of flowers, fruit and vegetables
In year. Here bulbs of hyacinth and
narcissus as good as If not better than
those that come from Holland can be
bought Here they grow millions Of
flowers that grace the tables Of Ian
cashire and Yorkshire
Willmar tribune. [volume] (Willmar, Minn.) 1895-1931, 1916-02-02
N ystery Of the Eco.

An egg for one thing is succession
Of bags bagged up in one another, a
series Of envelopes enveloped in one
another. bags and envelopes without
joints, seams or openings. Puzzles,
ships built up and full rugged in bot
ties. flies in amber, are simplicity itself
as puzzles when it comes to how these
bags wrap one another up, bag In bag.
In hens egg there are eight or nine
or ten Of the sacks in sacks ensacked.
Everybody thinks he knows what an
egg is, but after weary reading and
study in many languages he begins to
learn that nobody knows a tiny frac-
ton Of all the world Of secrets and
mysteries hidden in an egg. AS full
Of meat as an egg" is not the true
comparison, but "as full of mystery
as an egg is nearer the uuth.-Ex-
change.
Willmar tribune. [volume] (Willmar, Minn.) 1895-1931, 1916-02-02
He Elaborate Efforts.

Zone should beware of beginning his
speech in too loud a voice." said Grout.
III you start of with a yell, when the
time comes to roar denunciation or
shout hosannas you will have no wind
left with which to be emphatic.
once knew a man whose wife ex-
h1bited more than 300 love letters
In court, which he had written her dur
Ing brief courtship Of eleven weeks.
He often wrote her six or more in one
day, and his shortest epistle contained
four pages. And yet before they had
been married two months he had slap
ped her jaws 50 far around that when
she wanted to talk into the telephone
she had to back up to it. His excuse
was that he had exhausted his afrec-
ton In the course Of the correspond-
ence."-Kansas City Star.
Willmar tribune. [volume] (Willmar, Minn.) 1895-1931, 1916-02-02
A Useless Advertisement.

A Useless Advertisement.
An old man, well past sixty, entered
the publication Offices of the Book and
Life and asked to be directed to the
lost and found counter: At the proper
department, he requested the insertion
Of the following liner adj
LOST-About forty years ago-an oppor-
tunity. It is probably worthless now. but
will reward the honest finder who brings
1t to me, as I am curious to know what
It might have done for me had not been
careless with it.
The clerk read the advertisement
and then looked pityingly at the old
man.
"We'n insert your adj" he said, but
1t Is my duty to inform you that there
is hardly any use in putting it in. We
have no records of any lost opportunI-
ties ever having been found"
The old man thought for a few min
utes, then he said:
"Well, insert it anyhow. People will
read It and start to thinking.'
Then he went away. - Cleveland
Plain Dealer.
Willmar tribune. [volume] (Willmar, Minn.) 1895-1931, 1916-02-02
In a Queer Town,

Margaret Ellington was making a
coast to coast tour as the star in a new
play. She had reached the land Of the
one night stands, and to break q long
jump she was to play in a new COM
munity that expects to have 10000 in
habitants some day.
As the actress, in the early morning,
dismounted from the through train,
with her maid and her manager and
the supporting company, an aged dar-
ky laid hold of her hand baggage and
led the way, bowling and scraping, to
where the hotel bus waited Follow
ing him. Miss Ellington emerged from
the station shed on an expanse of one
story stores fanking each side of a
dusty road.
"Uncle,"' she asked, lis this the prin-
cipal street,
'Dts yere one? No'm," he said. dis
yere town amt got no principal street."
Saturday Evening Post.
Willmar tribune. [volume] (Willmar, Minn.) 1895-1931, 1916-02-02
Cross Eyed Mentally.

Do you ever start to say something
and find yourself using the word you
hadn't the faintest idea of using? Just
little cross eyed mentally, aren't you i?
Did you ever mean to jam your foot
on the accelerator and slam it down
on the brake instead? Have you ever
put salt twice on the same plateful of
food when one Of the applications
should have been pepper? Did you
ever laugh at the wrong time at the
theater, or sneeze unnecessarily at q
funeral, or fall to sleep quietly In
church, or solicitously inquire where
So-and-so is nowadays when the Door
chap has been dead six months? Sure
you have. Everybody does it. We're
all just a bit mentally cross eyed some
times, and we don't look where it
seems that we are looking What we
really need to look out for is not doing
queer things too often. II we do
there's no telling what may happen to
US. We may get into the papers,
Springfield Union.
Willmar tribune. [volume] (Willmar, Minn.) 1895-1931, 1916-02-02
Dreams.

One reads some so very silly articles
upon the subject Of recurrence Of
dreams that it is necessary to repeat
that our dreams are nothing more than
a continuation of the state previous to
sleep when we lie with no bodily or
mental occupation beyond following
out whatever train of thought happens
to have been suggested.
Two common dream experiences fire.
quently recurring are those of the sen.
sation Of flying and Of the uneasy i'm
preston Of being about in public in in
sufficient attire. The first is caused
by the physical fact that we are at the
moment without noticeable pressure
actually suspended in space; the Sec
ond by the equally physical fact that
few people in these days go to bed in
their boots.
It is beyond question that dreams are
started or suggested not only by these
personal hints, but by external events.
usually a noise-London Observer.
Willmar tribune. [volume] (Willmar, Minn.) 1895-1931, 1916-02-02
4alQtfnu the Anthem.


When began the custom for indiv1d-
uals and audiences to be standing when
the "Star Spangled Banner was sung
or played7
1t is a fair question. 1t was adopted
by the army and navy long ago, but
the army and navy did not originate
the very appropriate and patriotic Gus
tom.
Many years ago when Jenny Lind,
one of the sweetest singers the world
ever produced, was the chief attrac-
lion at Boston concert Daniel Web
ster, the great senator, secretary Of
state and patriot, was present
Jenny Lind sang the "Star Spangled
Banner as only that song bird could
sing 1t. The audience called her back
several times, and she sang q verse Of
our present national anthem Each
time one man stood up and 1T the
close gracefully bowed to the singer.
That was Daniel Webster. 1t was a
good example to set, a needed custom
to establish, and one that has been an
important factor in impressing patri-
otto less0ns.-Milwaukee Sentinel.
Willmar tribune. [volume] (Willmar, Minn.) 1895-1931, 1916-02-02
Men Who Wear Feather.

Among the strange tribes Of men
about whom little is known are the
Chamacocos Of the region about the
upper Paraguay river.
Although the Chamacocos wear but
little clothing, they excel In the art
of making personal adornments from
the feathers Of birds. Their country
abounds with birds of the most beauti-
full plumage, including parrots, tou.
cans and trogons, whose feathers are
dazzling in color; rheas with gray
plumes, musk ducks of q glossy black
color, egrets with feathers Of pure
white and spoonbills of a delicate pink
All this wealth Of color and grace
full plumage is combined by the Cha
macocos in a most artistic manner
Some Of these savages walk their for
est glades in colors more brilliant, IL
less ample. than any woman's dress
maker could produce. - Washington
Star.
Willmar tribune. [volume] (Willmar, Minn.) 1895-1931, 1916-02-02
Seasoning Cast Iron.

In the manufacture of the higher
types Of machinery. care is taken to
lessen the cooling stress Of iron cast
ings by annealing or some other means
in order to make the iron homogeneous
and less liable to breakage or distor-
ton. This process is known as sea-
soning." 1t has been found In the case
Of ordinary test bars one inch square
in section that there was a gain in
strength of about 20 per cent due to
the shocks sustained during an hour
In a tumbling barrel as compared with
companion bars from the same ladle
not 30 treated.
Willmar tribune. [volume] (Willmar, Minn.) 1895-1931, 1916-02-02
The Beavers Tooth.

No carpenters chisel can do more
effective work than is turned out with
ease and neatness by the beavers
tooth. This is the principal tool with
which these patient, clever builders
construct their dams. The outer sur
face Of the tooth is q scale of very
hard enamel, while the body of it is of
softer dentine. AS the softer sub
stance wears away in use the end Of
the tooth takes a chisel-like bevel,
leaving thin, slightly projecting edge
OF hard enamel as sharp as any car
penter's tool fresh from the oilstone.
The thin scale of enamel gives keen
ness, the softer dentine supplies
strength, and thus the combination
forms a formidable tool, which &C
tually sharpens itself by use.
Willmar tribune. [volume] (Willmar, Minn.) 1895-1931, 1916-02-02
The Athenian "Lituruv."

One OF the most interesting cases Of
voluntary taxation is the ancient Athe-
MAN liturgy" which meant something
very different from the liturgy Of to-
day, the genealogical meaning of the
word being public work." The liturgy
was a special contribution made to the
state by a wealthy citizen or group Of
citizens. There were ordinary ntur-
gies. such as the provision Of the
chorus for great tragedy, and extraor-
binary ones, such as the equipment or
maintenance Of a warship. The litur-
gy was fundamentally a tax, and it
was often evaded by all sorts Of
shifts. But in the palmy days Of
Athens 1t was considered disgraceful
for those upon whom it was imposed
to do no more than the law exacted.
and sometimes rich citizens would vol
unteer a liturgy from public spirit or
to win Observation-Disclosures Chronicle.
Willmar tribune. [volume] (Willmar, Minn.) 1895-1931, 1916-02-02
Burns and Fame.

1t is amusing to learn that Burns
when just emerging from obscurity
jocularly anticipated that his birthday
would come to be noted among other
remarkable events. In a letter to his
early patron, Gavin Hamilton, in 1886
he says, For my own affairs I am in
fair way Of becoming as eminent as
Thomas a Kempis or John Bunyan,
and you may henceforth expect to see
my birthday inscribed among the won.
derful events in the Poor Robin and
Aberdeen almanacs along with the
Black Monday and the battle Of Both.
we'll Bridge"
Willmar tribune. [volume] (Willmar, Minn.) 1895-1931, 1916-02-02
Robbery

He was old. gray, unkempt, unshav-
en- and tottering. His toes protruded
from his shoes He crawled up to an
old well curb by an ancient homestead
and chung there exhausted. Suddenly
man In furs dashed angrily forward.
Hey, gimme them ringsr' he shouted
The old man removed three diamond
rings from his fingers and gave them
TO the brute.
All right Now 60 ony' be ordered
10 q man turning handle. How'd
You s'pose them rings would look on
the screen. you poor IDIOT You're sup.
posed TO b broker
Willmar tribune. [volume] (Willmar, Minn.) 1895-1931, 1916-02-02
Power Of Ocean 1reakers.

'V"S' W SS0Au 0SeuNeTOs
Experiments made at the Bell Rock
and Skerryvore lighthouses, on the
Scottish coast, have shown that. while
the force Of breakers In the German
ocean may be taken as about a ton and
a half on every square foot Of surface,
Atlantic breakers fall with a weight
OF about three tons to the square foot.
On one occasion during a heavy gale
huge blocks of granite were washed
about like pebbles at the Plymouth
breakwater, carried 200 feet up it's in
clined plane and scattered beyond it
In all directions. One Of the blocks
weighed two tons.
Willmar tribune. [volume] (Willmar, Minn.) 1895-1931, 1916-02-02
Keen on the Cash.

shriling loudly in the silence OF the
night, the chemists bell aroused him
from slumber. With. reluctance he
wrapped himself in a dressing gown
and went downstairs, shivering, to be
met at the door by a placid looking
man who merely wanted a bottle of
soda water.
The chemists feelings were strong,
but he resolved to do business.
Twopence extra on the BOTTLE" he
murmured blandly. (which will be al
lowed on return"
Then he returned to bed.
Two hours later the bell rang again.
Once more he went down. Again it
was the placid looking man.
There's your BOTTLE" he said calm.
~. Gimme my twopence."-London
Answers.
Willmar tribune. [volume] (Willmar, Minn.) 1895-1931, 1916-02-02
Monteneerin Caps Speak.

Montene0rin Caps Speak.
The Montenegrins carry on their caps
a reminder of the history of their race,
in the shape of deep black border
surmounted with five semicircles of
gold. The black border is symbolic of
mourning for the fatal battle Of Kos
sovo, which shattered the Servian en-
pire, while the Ave lines signify the
five centuries which have elapsed since
that event, and stand also as a sign
Of hope that one day the glories Of the
old Serb empire will be restored.-
London Globe.