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The Washington times., 1916-01-22
Navy Should Be Second in Point
Of Efficiency and Size, He
Says.
ARMY OF 10000 AT ONCE.
Calls Administration Proposal
Only Shadow Program and
Not Substantial.

Col Theodore Roosevelt. In q copy
riEhted article In the Metropolitan
MaEazine for FEBRUARY, outlines "the
two immediately vital needs" to be
met by the nation to prepare itself
aEainst war. These needs. he says,
are: ~
"First, that our navy bhall at the
earliest possible moment bo made the
second in the world in point Of size
and efficiency.
SECOND, that our regular army shall
be increased to at least q quarter OF
million men, with an ample reserve
OF men who could be at once put In
the ranks in the event of a sudden at
tack upon us, and provision made for
lleny times the present NUMBER or
officers"
Only Shadow Program.
Neither Of these needs. Colonel
Roosevelt declares. is in any way met
by the Administrations proposals.
Instead of a real and substantial plan
for defense, the Administration. he
says, has presented merely shadow
NTH reference to the naval pro-
gram, Colonel Roosevelt says:
THE Administration now proposes a
plan. to be followed mainly by the next
Administration, which. II hereafter lived
up to. would nominAlly replace the navy
where II formerly was iR hve years
time and really not until ten years have
passed--a plan which in reality, there
fore, is merely an adToit method OF
ent. This will not do. There should be
no policy Of adToit delay and make-be.
lieve action. Our Government should
make provision this year which will in
sure the reEaining Of our naval place al
the earliest possible moment The work
should begin OIL a large scale at once
This is Of the arst Importance.
The Washington times., 1916-01-22
ROCKVILLE.

The Rev. s. r. White. of the Baptist
Church oriciated at the marriage OF
Miss Mary Ethel Payne, nineteen years
old, and Robert H, Flattord. nineteen
both OF Garrisonville, Va.
The Washington times., 1916-01-22
Criticizes Pacifists.


The Roosevelt article bristles with
criticism OF the paciists and of the
Wilson administration. Some Of his
Characteristic utteTances are:
Foolish people say the Monroe Doc
trine is outworn. To abandon the Mon
roe Doctrine would be to invite over.
whelming disaster
Probably there Is not in all Belgium
a man, q woman or a child over six
years old, who would consider the ar
guments Of these pacifists against pre-
parednesb IN China, however, among
elderly mandarlns OF unusually con-
servGtive type. 1t Is possible that they
would be taken seriously.
The question Of expense Is OF wholly
secondary Importance in a matter which
may well be OF life or death signih-
caHce to the nation.
1.-THE Administration. at this most
critical period OF our history. when our
people 80 need the light, has refused
to let them have the light By forbldding
the professional officers to discuss the
problems which they are especially
htted to discuss"
The Washington times., 1916-01-22
OF Prime Importance.

Drop the undemocratIc continental
volunteer army which discrlminates be-
tween employer and employed. which
would help the unpatriotic employer
who refused to do as his patriotic rival
was glad to do. and which would re-
suit merely in the establishment OF an
inefficient rival TO the national guard
Provide an adequate reserve Of war
riaterial-this is OF prime Importance.
Aid in making permanent the great
munitions plants OF every kind and get
them placed west of the Allegheaies ;
and let the government both encourage
and control them in their own interests
and in the interests Of the public. And
steadily remember that ample material
Is useless unless we prepare in advance
the highly trained personnel to handle H..
We need plenty Of the best aeroPlaneS ;
and therefore we need a trained corps
of aviatorH This applies all the way
through from battle cruisers and sub
marines to coast guns and field artil-
lGry.
'iThe poltroon and the pAcihst are
out OF place in democracy" Col.
Roosevelt added. THE man Mt for self
government must be mt to nght Tor
Self-goveFnment.'
The Washington times., 1916-01-22

Members of Mt. Vernon Council, No.
/, Daughters Of America, have COM
Hleted arrangements for . visit to
WashiHEton on Monday night to take
the councils of Washington, BaltimQFe
and Alexandria.
The Washington times., 1916-01-22

Robert Wall, of the Sheldon School,
Washington, spoke last night in the
rooms OF the Chamber of Commerce on
Man Building; Business Building"
The Washington times., 1916-01-22

An invitation has been extended to
the children Of the city to meet at the
Second Baptist Church at 2 o'clock next
Saturday afternoon to take part in the
organization OF a junior branch of the
Loyal Temperance Legion. Mrs. Harry
Wade is president.
The Washington times., 1916-01-22

The police department has been in
structed by Mayor Fisher to see that
the city ordinance against eXPeetoratinE
on the sidewalk is enforced.
The Daytona daily news. [volume] (Daytona, Fla.) 1903-1926, 1916-12-20

He can dream of the JOY that is in the heart
all on Christmas morning, while he is sitting
his throne and his chariot drawn by Reind
is waiting to take him back homel
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The Daytona daily news. [volume] (Daytona, Fla.) 1903-1926, 1916-12-20

drawings BY RayWalter,
chFjstmas~ bells on~ths Reindee1s ane~up~rAek
pgknced to take the King TO his home far away
For the King was none 0thsr thaQ saesa cA,4i
And all of sy@ads8E4AAA,fS ehsassa@
seen-big he sgg5n little eens sy9 e. all there
was oueeq}k{R Egkse mothe, II the ehd9k whom On
Christmas rKeanta cl4e4 calls hi. ~ Family.
Instead S{ Ygae.s {ah pr'ae$:8Ssy ~s,.
I'd. ,ass sS'' .'sss g 49, . ~s.
and the w$ods( khass@ 6SSA@e1sees an green
decorations Aed &S8SzrAAs 49,
For once a ye,@sl39ta qlaus dream. .h,.
hundreds of hom he has 7]Zited He doe. not
see the different mothers. 4fe does not see the
children scattered ovA the Akth. He has beep
to many homes but him it all as one And
it is a true dream6@ Il
For every chriSeqpas ouFe en is mother with
love in her heart ahd there are the fathers who
sit op t4eNthrone of Santa Claus on Christmas Day
with merry Christmas" inscribed in letters
which $hly. the children Of Santas dream can see.
b4d 9bfch all the children of tho world can feel
Ahdlth4: Royal Family the Princes and the P1in-
u i, ceszes they are all child rehi Not unusual
L |At| children, but usual cbildrfp They are
'l|N,[|Al the children who giyejqy just because
)NE1Ss}x theyxare children, ana hey are given
}{)fON<} pleasure because fh4Hy|too can give
|I''4INH,1 Y ,>Y9:, ali oyer 3|or,d, in hun.
YHil1sIA Idreds of homes hfs the visit Of
NrNIfA Santa Claus 4{Afsis happiness.
4H|7nN.8 And esssd:A + Christina.
.:1FINd:E.E< Day there Is Hhser and good
sex = %n0 / will AMI HhA gifts that
TN\,< ~ Santa ciab Wives are the
%EA So smiling s{ffAE a4d the merry
:: axAglmwI a 4 voices o children as they
Is s9IrI1ENN ! !. /: shout tbs45; delight over
81 Is yMsINAlAAE{ : the Christmas festival
Hnf~/l51l NnIVAA He is the King-not
N~llflNAlN|lIA-~~~ of a country. nor of q
= UiIlVMlgH' land-but Of Day,
-eT~y~N TX %@zz..,J Christina Day,
j...A and cs hi. subjects BIZ cts ar, ,.; the
@G} For him there is this fable.
He dream of the JOY that is in the hearts of
all on Christmas morning, while he is sitting on
his throne and his chariot drawn by Renders
is waiting to take him back home!
Copyright Nsv4ap
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1916-07-19
Care Of the Hands.

TO keep the hands smooth, soft and
white wipe them until they are per-
fectly dry after washing them. The
neglect to dry the hands is the COM
monest cause of the redness and chap
ping Of the skin. If the hands have
got into condition where treatment
is needed rub them thoroughly at bed
tune with mixture composed Of tine
ture Of ben6zoin, one teasboonful
glycerin, four ounces, and rosewater,
three ounces. A similar treatment is
to rub small portion of cold cream
we'll into the skin. This may be done
during the day several times, and it is
protective treatment against chapping
when about to go out into the cold.
Wear loose kid gloves on the hands
during the night after applying the
lotion, as it aids in the softening and
bleaching work. A teaspoonful of
lemon Juice, two teaspoonfuls Of
glycerin and six teaspoonfuls Of water,
all mixed together, make serviceable
daytime application for the hands
after dishwashing, sweeping or scrub
bling. Wear rubber gloves when do
ing this work.
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1916-07-19

We had talk, and he told me that-he
thought he could get me fresh backing
for The Cov1ngton."
did he see you again.
Eyes. A few days ago he came to
me and told me that syndicate had
been formed and had raised the money
to put on musical comedy, and that !
was to be manager Of the theater and
look after the financial interests Of the
syndicate. He was very nice to me-"
MIR. Daniels" LAngdon's voice be-
came suddenly grave and freighted
with meaning, did Shale know you
had heard his voice in that hotel room ?"
Eyes. asked him If he had been
there"
What did he sayY
HE said I couldn't testify to what l
wasn't sure of, and that It was wiser
not to ask too many questions"
Did you understand that the back
ing for your theatre was in order to
keep you from testfying?o
I object!' cried the district attorney
on his feet in an instant
There. was much wrangling as to
whether this question could be adm1t-
ted; but the Judge finally ruled that it
was material evidence.
1T was never put into words. Mr..
Langdon, though gathered It." the
witness said. "But there are some big
ger things than business success, and I
wanted to set this straight"
A sudden commotion arose at the
back of the room, and as the specta-
tors turned and stared, and the Judges
gavel raped for order a mans voice
rose shrill and exasperated,
80 that's what you've got me here
for, IS It? Daniels has SWITCHED. Well
he can't prove anything-I tell. you he
don't know nothin'."
A pall1d-faced man in light
checked suit was struggling In the grip
OF Brennan and a policeman. who
drew him steadily down through the
gaping crowds as Langdon called his
next witness.
George Shale."
Il won't testify!'' stormed the new
conner, twisting angrily under the by
no means light handling of the detec-
tlves. What do you want of me?"
snail tell you that when You are on
the stand" said Langdon briefly, and
his Honor, leaning forward, said
sharply:
refusal to testify is contempt Of
court. You can be sent to prison for
that"
For moment shale stared wildly
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1916-07-19
SALTS IS FINE FOR
KIDNEYS, OUT MEAT
Flush the Kidneys at once when Back
hurts or Bladder bothers-Meat
forms uric acid.

No man or woman who eats meat regu.
larly can make a mistake by flushing
the kidneys occasionally, says a we'll
known authority. Meat forms uric acid
which clogs the kidney pores so they
sluggishly filter or strain only part Of
the waste and poisons from the blood.
then you get sick. Nearly all rheuma-
tism, headaches, liver trouble, nervous
ness, constipation, dizziness, sleeplessness.
bladder disorders come from sluggish kid.
Ieys.
The moment you feel dull ache in the
kidneys or your back hurts, or if the
urine is cloudy, offensive, full of sedi-
ment, irregular of passage or attended
by sensation of scalding, get about four
ounces Of Jad Salts from any reliable
pharmacy and take a tablespoonful in
glass of water before breakfast for a
few days and your kidneys will then act
fine. This famous salts is made from
the acid of grapes and lemon juice, COM
bined with lithia and has been used for
generations to flush clogged kidneys and
stimulate them to activity, also to neu-
tralize the acids in urine 80 It no longer
causes irritation, thus ending bladder dis
orders.
Jad Salts is inexpensive and can
not injure; makes delightful effer-
vescent lithiarwater drink which all reg
ular meat eaters should take now and
then to keep the kidneys clean and the
blood pure, thereby avoiding serious kid
neY complications
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1916-07-19
Avoid Catching Cold.

Colds are catching mostly from 9TH
ers. Therefore avoid people who have
colds. Avoid people who have recently.
had pneumonia (within two years..
Avoid crowds. Avoid hot places.
Avoid badly ventilated places.
Colds can't be caught from oneself.
Therefore keep the mouth, nose and
tonsils clean. Avoid gorging with food
or drink. Avoid alcoholics.
The germ is a factor, but the human
body is also. Therefore avoid getting
overwarm or overcold in the entire
body or any part thereof.
Colds cannot be caught when resis-
lance is high. Therefore build up heat
making powers by sleeping out, taking
cold baths and eating moderately. Ex-
ercise daily in the open air.
If you have contracted cold do not
spit carelessly. Do not sneeze or cough,
carelessly. Destroy all nose and
mouth secretions.
If the attack is accompanied by
aches and fever avoid pneumonia by
going to bed, decreasing eating and
by taking purge. Take medical coun-
sci. e,,,-,sys>, %. !.
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1916-07-19
Advice,

. SAoVtCo,
Advice IS yelled but egotistical at
tempt to show your neighbor how you
surpass him intellectually. 1t is a
magnifying glass which you hand to
him, after which you make certain that
you are standing at the proper focal
distance.
Advice is also used as a sugar coat
Ing for criticism, as a diplomatic meth
cd Of checking offensive conduct and
as paStime.
There are two classes Of people ebul-
nent with desire to give advice
those who have had experience and
those who have not.
A request for advice is usually q
subtle form Of fattery or else meth
cd OF lodging responsibility.
The person who is wise enough to
take good advice and the one who is
too wise to give it generally tie the
knot OF perfect friendship.
Advice IL a drug on the market. The
principal reason why the supply ex-
ceeds the demand Is because those who
need tho most take the least.
Advice should never be foil6wed. If
+ = good advice It cannot be followed.
The only advice which is good Is that
which drives you.Judge
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1916-07-19
Professional Soeept


Tramp-Thankee, num- That is the
best meal I've had for two days. But
knew I'd get good feed here.
Housekeeper-You did? Is there any
mark on my fence?
Nom. Marks don't go any more.
People rubs 'em out or paints lem
over"
Then how do you known
L hate to give ANYWAY the secrets
Of the perfesh, mum.
Then I'll make you an offer. Tell.
me how you know you'd get good
meal here and III give you another
every time you pass through the town.
That's fair, mum knew by the
appearance Of the yard s
The yard ?'' 5vs
Yes mum It has mussed up,
sfipshod look, as II the folks was the
shiftless sort that's too lazy TO keep
themselves from bein' FOOLED by any
vagabond that coInes along. Good day.
mum Pitt Press
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1916-07-19

whose voice did you think II waos
'That of man named Shale. 'Jim's
jackal,' we used to call him.
"Mr. Daniels, do you know Of any
reason why Mr.. Pollock should threat
en- to send this man Shale 'up'?''
"Well, Pollock told me once that he
had got the goods on Shale for some
shady work that would easily send him
to prison, and that he kept him out Of
jail because he was useful"
'Mr. Daniels, have you seen Mr..
Shale since the death Of MI. PollockT
Eyes, I have"
'When?'
'The-the-day before I came back
home. ran into him on the street.
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1916-07-19
GOVERNMENT CROP REPORT.

Washington, D. c., July Z, 1916
A summary of the July crop report for
the State Of Minnesota and for the
United States, as compiled by the Bureau
of Crop Estimates land transmitted
through the Weather Bureau), U. S.
Department of Agriculture, is as follows:
Corn.
State: July l forecast 55,300,00O
bushels; production last year final esti-
mate), 62,100,OOO bushels.
United States: July forecast $780,
100000 bushels; production last year
final estimate), 1864, 535, 900 bushels
Winter Wheat.
State: July l forecast, $4,000
bushels; production last year (final esti-
mate), 1,17O,000 bushels.
United States: July 1 forecast, 1885,
100000 bushels; production last year
(6nal estimate), 655,O45,0OO bushels.
Spring Wheat.
State: July l forecast, 61,3O0,000
bushels; production last year (fnal esti-
mate), 72,250,000 bushels. ."
United States: July 1 forecast, 27O,-
100000 bushels; production last year
final estimate), 1856, 100000 bushels.
Oats.
State: July l forecast, 121,000,00O
bushels; production last year final esti-
mate), 134,375 900 bushels.
United States: July forecast, $780,
100000 bushels; production last year
final estimate), 1,540, 1867, 900 bushels.
Barley.
State: July l forecast, $4,000, 900
bushels; production last year (fnal esti-
mate), 41,175,OOO bushels.
United States: July l forecast, $685.
100000 bushels; production last year
(final estimate), 237 100000 bushels.
Rye.
State: July l forecast, 4,9S0,OOO
bushels; production last year final esti-
mate), 5,850,0O0 bushels.
United States: July 1 forecast, A.
100000 bushels; production last year
(inal estimate), 49,190,0OO bushels.
Flaxseed.
State: July l forecast, 3,O8O,O00
bushels; production last year (fnal esti-
mate), 3,150,OOO bushels.
United States: July l forecast, A.
100000 bushels; production last year
(final estimate), 13,845,OO0 bushels.
Potatoes.
State: July l forecast, 31,700,00O
bushels; production last year final esti-
mate), 30,21O,00O bushels.
United States: July l forecast, $685.
100000 bushels; production last year
final estimate), 359, 1O3, 900 bushels.
Hay.
State: July condition SO, compared
with Swear average of 81.
United States: July condition, 1914,
compared with Swear average of 822.
Pasture. ~. -.--.
State: July condition SO, compared
with the ten-year average of Sc.
United States: July condition 97.7,
compared with the ten-year average of
85.7.
Apples.
State: July forecast, 5O4 900 barrels;
production last year (inal estimate),
412, 900 barrels.
United States: July l forecast, IT,
100000 barrels; production last year
(fnal estimate), 76,670,OO0 barrels.
Prices. ....
The first price given below is the
average on July l this year, and the
second, the average on July l last year.
State: Wheat, SO and ia cents per
bushel. Corn, "a and g. Oats, So and
43. Potatoes, u and Al. Hay, $40
and $500 per ton. Eggs, 10 and 16
cents per dozen.
United States: Wheat, 92.9 and 102. 8
cents per bushel. Corn, 1874 and TIT
cents. Oats, 40.5 and 46.7 cents. Po-
tatoes,-- and 52.1 cents. Hay, $12.1O
and $11.70 per ton. Cotton, 1875 and
SO cents per pound. Eggs, 1877 and
1853 cents per dozen.
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1916-07-19

- '';'
the country, and keep you until you
have put this dreadful thing out of
your mind forever"
And them" said Mary wistfully, 81
VIII come back and take up my work"
LAngdon frightened his arm about her.
And then, said he, you will come
back and marry me. A fee is always
paid lawyer for services rendered.
| ask the biggest one in the world,
Marew1l you pay it?'
And what her low-voiced reply was
not even her mother knew.
THE END.
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1916-07-19
Every Ono wa. Satisfied,

A very angry client entered New,
York lawyers Office He had called
upon q debtor and asked him politely,
to pay bill of $3.50 and had been!
abused for his pains. Now he wanted
the lawyer to collect IT.
The lawyer demurred. The bill was
SO small that it would cost the whole
amount to collect it
mo matter" said the angry one. IL
don't care If don't get cent as long
as that fellow has to pay 1tv'
So the lawyer wrote the debtor al
letter, and in day or two the. latter
appeared In high dudgeon. He did not
owe any $3.50, and he would not pay.
Every WELL" said the lawyer; "then
my instructions are to sue. But I
should hardly think it would pay you.
to stand a suit for so small sum-"
"Who will get the money if I pay
it," asked the man.
The lawyer was obliged to confess
that he should.
Every WELL" said the debtor; chats.
another matter. If Smith isn't going
to get it I am perfectly willing to pay
it."-Youth's Companion.
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1916-07-19

"Now don't talk any more about It,"
said Mrs. Page quietly. Tomorrow,
Mary, ( am going to take you back to
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1916-07-19
Chinese Schools.

Chinese Schools.
Each Chinese schoolboy has to fur
ntsh his own stool and table for school.
work as well as the flour precious ar
ticles," which are the ink slab, cake
OF india ink, brush for writing and
paper. With these he begins his
weary task Of learning to write and
read the thousands Of Chinese charac-
tiers. These are to open the way to
the Chinese classics, and knowledge
Of this ancient literature and wisdom
means education to the Chinese. At
the opening of Chinese school pa
per on which is written the name Of
the ancient Chinese sage. Confucius, is
pasted on the wall. Before this hon
ored name the pupils and masters
burn paper money and incense and
bow their heads three. times to the,
floor. The master then tells Confucius
the day, the month and the year the
school is opened and begs for his IA
vor: Every morning when the pupils
arrive they must bow twice, once for
the master and once for Confucius.
Proved It,
whenever I see Grifiths I am re-
minded that the good die young" said
a business man one day.
"But Grifiths is over seventy" said
his friend
Exactly" was the reply. THAT is
just my point."-Chicago Herald.
Judsonia weekly advance., 1916-03-08
''CARDUI IS 4
 SPLENDID TONIC"
Says Boyd Lady in Telling of Her Experience With Cardui. Recon
 mends It to Others.

Boyd, Ala.-"About six years ago." writes Mrs. Emma Mcbride, of this place, T got run down in health. :. My weight went down to less than 40, and l am large woman, and have large bones. My usual weight is much more. l got very bad complexion and was dark under my eyes,.
 "I kept getting worse all the time, would be so very nervous, that, at times, I'd have nervous chills. Couldn' t rest well at night, for some time... suffered great pain in stomach or lower abdomen, hips, left side, and back, also had dull headache. could hardly do my work at all, ceuld only drag around all the time, and finally for 3 weeks I was confined to my bed and suffered great agony all the time.
 Mrs. --, of Boyd, recommended that I take Cardui. I began using it and when I started on the second bot tie, could see that I was getting whole lot better. After using the third bottle, felt I didn't need any more medicine whatever. never had an- other nervous spell after taking the Cardui... It's a splendid tonic. .. do hope women suffering as I did will use it."
 If you suffer as this lady did, try Cardui, the woman's tonic. For sale by all druggists.
Judsonia weekly advance., 1916-03-08
GIRLS! GIRLS! TRY 1T.
 BEhUTIFY YOUR HAIR
Make 1t Thick, Glossy, Wavy, Luxur. sant and Remove Dandruff-Real
 Surprise for You.

Your hair becomes light, wavy, fiuf. fy, abundant and appears as soft, lus- trous and beautiful as a young girls ' after 'Danderfne hair cleanse" Just try this-moisten a cloth with a little Danderine and carefully draw it through your hair, taking one small strand at time. This will cleanse the hair of dust, dirt and excessive oil and in just few moments you have doubled the beauty of your hair.
 Besides beautifying the hair at once, Danderine dissolves every particle of dandruff; cleanses, purifies and invig- orates the scalp, forever stopping itch- ing and falling hair.
 But what will please you most will be after a few weeks use when you will actually see new hair-fne and downy at first-yes-but really new hair-growing all over the scalp. If you care fer pretty, soft hair and lots of it, surely get Q 25 cent bottle of Knowlton's Danderine from any store and just try it. Adv.