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For County Recorder.

hereby announce myself as can didate for the office of County Re corder, subject 10 the will of the vot-
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 'outhern Pacific .............. 96$s
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Department of the Interior, '. s. Land Office at Phoenix, Ari- Zona.
 NOTICE is hereby given that Joseph H. Branch. of Don Luis. Arizona, who, on Sept. 27th. 1912. made Homestead entry. No 023105. for West half. Sec tion 31. Township 23 S, Range 24 E., G. & s. R. Meridian. has filed notice of intention to make Three year Proof to establish claim to the land above described. before J. D. Taylor. U. s, Commissioner. at Bisbee. Arizona, on the 2nd day of August. 1916.
 Claimant names as witnesses: George R. Pemberton. William Eberling. James L. B. Parks. George Ruppert. all of Don Luis, Arizona.
 THOMAS F. WEEDIN,
 Register. First publication June 29. 1916. Last publication Aug. 2, 1916.
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NOTICE FOR PUBLICATION.
Department of the Interior,

Department of the Interior, |. s. Land Office at Phoenix, Ari- Zona
 NOTICE is hereby given that George w. Longley, of Hereford. Arizona, who. on Aug. 9th, 1912. made Home stead entry. No. O1SsS3. for NEA Section 15. Township 23 S., Range 21 F.. G. & s. R. Meridian. has filed notice of intention to make Three year Proof. to establish claim to the land above described, before J. D Taylor. |. s. Commissioner, at Bisbee Arizona, on the 3rd day of August 1916.
 Claimant names as witnesses: Carl N Carlson, of Hereford. Ari- zona: James H. Tefft. of Garces, Ari zona; George W. Atwood, of Hereford Arizona. Benjamin J. A. McBee. of Hereford. Arizona.
 THOMAS F. WEEDIN,
 Register. First publication June 29, 1916. Last publication. Aug. 3, 1916.
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CTS at the Democratic primaries September 18th.
 JOS. A. (ARTHUR) IVEY.
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Maternity! The
 Word of Words

It is written into life's expectations that motherhood is the one sublime accom-
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FOR PUBLICATION

First publication June ,. 1916. Last publication Aug I. 1916.
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NOTICE Foe PUBLICATION.

First publication June 29, 1916. Last publication. Aug. 3. 1916.
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For State Senator.

NIT SIAINlS.
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First publication June 8, 1916. Last publication July 10, 1916.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1916-06-16

Derig of Caldwell. The beautiful ring
service was performed by the pastor,
Rev. Father L. c. Godschalx in the
presence Of the relatives and intimate
friends of the young couple.
The attendants were Miss Agnes
Derig and Lou Clabbey.
The bride was charming in a dress
of white brocaded tussah. a floral
bouquet of white carnations and ferns.
Her attendant was gowned in pink
georgette crepe and chiffon and car
ried pink carnations. The groom and
his best man wore conventional black.
Following the ceremony the guests
drove out to the home Of the brides
parents, Mr.. and Mrs. J. B Clabby on
Sunnyside where a delicious four
course dinner was served.
Many beautiful and valuable gifts
were received which attested to the
high esteem in which the bridal pair
are held.
Mr.. and Mrs. Derig left in the after
noon with Mr.. and Mrs. Archie Lar
son in the Larson car for Payette
where they took the train for Caldwell
near which city they will make their
future home. They carry with them
the best wishes of a host of Weiser
friends who know and appreciate their
sterling qualities and wish them long
and happy journey through life.
The Signal joins in hearty congrat-
ulations.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1916-06-16
his selfish heart He shortchanged
the newsboys and washerwomen every

his selfish heart He shortchanged
the newsboys and washerwomen every
opportunity and was lighthngered
otherwise occasionally. He was very
strong indeed for his own denomina-
ton and was stronger still in his pref
udices against all other Christians, in
sisting that none outside of his sect
are ever saved. He will not be miss
ed very much. He might just as well
have died years ago. SO far as any use
for his living is concerned. He could
weep with religious impulse as easily
as anybody the Hired Man has ever
seen, and mean just as little by it. His
religion was simply cloak for his
meanness, and his wife will be glad in
day after his burial-in fact is not
sorry today. He could say "amen"
with good deal of vim but the virtue
connected with it was nil He kicked
and cuffed his children around when
they were young, and they could not
spare time to come to his funeral. The
minister spoke of his beautiful char
acter, of his splendid example, and
when | rounded him up about it, he
said he was justified in lying at such a
time, since God forgives lie readily.
| hope the old hypocrite is at rest, but
| really doubt it. There weren't very
many flowers on his coffin. This obit-
uary is written on June 5th, so as not
to be misconstrued.
Somebody wants to know what the
Hired Man thinks of this frost that
has killed most of the fruit in all this
western coast country. Now here is
what l really think: two years ago,
the southern commercial brain decid-
ed to bum two million bales of cotton.
worth $500 bale. in order to keep
the selling price up. Last year we
dumped thousands of cars of potatoes,
scores of cars of cabbage, scores OF
| tomatoes. scores of other vegetables.
destroyed millions of dollars worth OF
other eatable stuff, just to keep the
price up. Now we are shipping ship
load after ship load of food and ammu,
milton to battling heather who claim
to be civilized followers of Christ ana
we all the while hypocritically claim
ing to believe in this Prince of Peace
and the Hired Man has a little idea
all OF his own that God is not wei
pleased width all this destruction tina,
we: are perpetrating and that he is
gong. to put down his thumb and
stop. it by giving US something else
to think about. If we will not cease
from all this destruction, we NAV. &C.
cording to all history and experience
expect God to take direct hand in
our affairs and smash lot of our pre-.
tense into cooked hat and knock our
plans as high as Gilroy's kite, and nc
body but fool would blame him.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1916-06-16
THE HIRED MAN

That indomitable man. that old
friend of the Hired Man, w. H.
Schenck. has written me the most
combustible epistle imaginable and
called me to taw because of some
paragraphs in my column. 1t must
have come from eating too many
spawning surgeons from the sluggish
waters of the serpentine river that
runs hard by his domicile. The stur-
geon, you know, is the Acipenser stur
10, which is the big name put under
its picture in the dictionary, and when
a fish spawns it is simply laying eggs.
Now we have it. Well. Mr.. Schenck
gives my theology a solar plexus blow,
annihilates the devil with one line of
his writing machine, wonders why /
think satan is roaring around, and is
curious to know what he is roaring
about. He states that nine out of ten
of his Socialistic friends will sign the
Simpson petition to get Sam out of
prison and winds Up a heated para
graph by stating that the Hired Man
did wrong three times over in one
former paragraph. He calls me a
Campbellite four times and then rubs
it in by limiting that / am an "errian.'
He thinks that the Hired Man don't
know much. and if there is anything
else to say about me it could be sum-
med up in stating that don't want to
know anything either and if | die
there is no capacity for it. He say:
HIS God don't do like my God does
for his God is not like my God.
want to eat watermelons yet this sea
son with this persevering friend, anc
so | will not retaliate at all, but would
just like to take this one shot at hi.
propositions: What is that God o
yours doing anyway while all THU
war and sin and crime and want il
going on? Never mind now. abou
what my God is doing, you just tel
me what your God is doing.
The Hired Man must either make
long story of this or else omit lot o
splendid preliminary matter, SO | hav
almost decided to put in the prelimi
nary matter and let the story go up t
the Judgment Bar for answer. Mrs
Monroe Messler gave Mrs. Hire
Man big bundle Of the little play
things their little girl Ruth had befor
she went away. don't mean that tn
little girl has died, but she has bee
tdkcn 10 dHOtHCI lduu " sec IL tiC.
can find a place where asthma will lie
her alone. Roe has a splendid star
here and is one of the reliable an
sturdy citizens and real railroad ma
but the comfort of his little tot
worth more than it all, so they ar
out searching for Ruth's health. Wei
Rev. Mr.. Hawkes. buggy horse wa
tied to a telephone pole on Main s.
one day this week. and the Hired Ma
unhitched it to drive over to get thi
bundle of playthings for Mrs. Hire
Man has a habit of hunting up chill
dren who do not have these pleasant
ries, and giving them what they Wi
enjoy. AS l said before. we'll / wa:
driving after this bundle and was 60
ing to go on down to Doc. Duttor
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1916-06-16

and get another bundle that had been
left there by Mr.. Darling who had
been stopping there for a month. !
used to know Mr.. Darling in Utah
10 years ago and so when he called
me up to tell me about it, | knew him
in minute, although | hadn't seen
him for all this time and he had for
gotten me entirely. Oh, shucks; there
is lot of this preliminary stuff to
say, but it is all good and so am put
ting it in, even if the main story must
never be written. Well four of the
very foremost ladies of this whole re-
gion stopped me as | was driving up
to Roe Messler's house and said they
had a question they wanted to put to
me and would answer it? Of course
| cannot tell even leading women
everything l know, but told them !
thought it would be all right to prom
Use to reply to their query. After a
little more skirmishing for certainty,
the spokeswoman asked me this: What
do you think of all these deacons
and elders of our churches who will
join in on all this street show bust
ness like we have had here and act as
ticket takers and general boosters and
yah yah and heap up a lot of doubtful
backing for such degrading affairs
They went on to condemn such prac.
tice in the loudest terms but here
have used up all my space for this
paragraph without giving my opinion
and besides some of these church of.
ficers are my best friends and will
have the same whack at the Judgment
bar that | will have and they car
square 1t there.
The Hired Man made a remark off
hand one day this week and was in
stantly called down by a woman.
yielded the point with as little chagril
as possible, but since | have come t.
think about it today | am sure it wa
not far from correct, | said. whel
discussing contagion and catching
{ disease, that all diseases are germ
. products and that germs were bot
moral and physical. That is, that ev
, cry germ had a spirit The Who'll
/. thing came up over me declining t
! look at Oscar Mason's appendix tina
= he is carrying around in an ounce Q
: alcohol in a bottle If there is any
E thing at all in this much heralded tai
! about germs causing disease-and
y feel like we must all admit that-wh
t could there not also be spirit gerr
t that inhabits our thoughts? If germ
] have something equal to our spirit
\ (no matter what we call the gerr
S spirit why couldn't it stick itself int
e our thoughts and bring forth dis
|, ease? Thus we could catch appendix
5 tbs, or cancer, or old age, or lazines
!. or just common cussedness. or brai
n fever, etc. My old mother (peace
S her memory used to make me sp
4 every time l saw a great big caterpi
: lar Zone of the big fuzzy-wuzzy kind
: crawling along. l am sure didn
i lose anything by obeying this littl
within of mothers. | would spit tc
morrow if | saw one of those wool
old worms of my childhood.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1916-06-16

A married woman came.to the Hired
Man this week and put him under the
guillotine of perfect truthfulness and
said enough to call for a paragraph
whether there is real happiness in
married life. l am to state how long
happiness lasts after marriage. An
swer: If there is happiness in this old
world, it must come from something
else besides simply the marriage vows.
Happiness in marriage usually lasts
just as long to the widows anguish
lasts, or the widower's lonesomeness,
which varies in different cases. Only
one couple out of each thirty is as
happy at three years of married bliss
as it thought it would be, and one or
the other in nearly every couple is
badly fooled within the first 90 days
| have never seen perfectly happy
couple at their tin anniversary except
both were dead in love with Christ and
got the most of their JOY in that fact.
| | have never seen a perfectly happy
unmarried person at the age of 50,
even if that person were pretty fair
sort Of Christian We do not mar
ny in order to be happy, but in order
to prevent us from being unhappy and
to perpetuate the race. In other words
there is no happiness in this old sin
cursed world but of course lot of us
have sort of painless and bloodless
carefree, go-as-you-please sort Of
spontaneity that passes for happiness,
but it isn't there, my good woman; it
is poor substitute, but 1t passes. as
legal tender. Happiness. as | under
stand the term, comes when your spir-
it has taken its flight and this cold
clay of ours is the same as if it had
never been married, and yet but few
of us are willing to lay down this I'M
happy life; we want to hang on to it
as long as possible, for it is the best
we have ever had up to date. "Matri-
mony frequently looks a good deal
like a besieged city; those who are
out want to get in and those who are
in want to get out"
Obituary No. 2.
} Moses wrote his own obituary ano
it came true to the very jot, and die
! not vary the shadow of title. HI
was what you would call in these
days real newspaper man. He rar
! a scoop on his own death news. These
e are simply cases of up-to-the-hou
HS"S ROuC W SCSN. IL 10 W "
derstood that this series of materia
I that will be used after the people real
: ly die-all of them being alive ant
( healthy at the time their individual
| story is written. With the presen
y haste and fury that we all get on our
n selves in whatsoever business we hav
S espoused, it is but natural and to b
S expected that the obituary featur
n should take DIace while a man is alive
o so he can see it himself. We believ
: in giving the flowers now while tn
! people are alive. Why not let ther
), read their own obituaries? Here 70
n example: Doctor Isham has folded hi
o tent and quietly stole away like tn
It Arab. The Doctor was a queer ma
! in some respects. In his day he was
} good physician. Later, he began t
t make money in bigger patches an,
e gradually gave up the practice of med
= icine. 1t was due to his business judg
y ment and commercial sagacity tina
this region has been given the secon
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1916-06-16
WELL KNOWN LOCAL MAN
MARRIES WEISER GIRT
Miss Kate Clabby and Mr.. Martin l.
Derig United in Marriage.

Miss Kate Clabby of Weiser and Mr.
Martin ]. Derig of Caldwell were
married at Weiser. Tuesday June 9th.
The Weiser Signal Of the 9th gives the
following account of the wedding:
"A very pretty wedding was solem-
nized at St: Agnes church Tuesday
morning at 9 o'clock when Miss Katie
Clabby became the bride of Martin I
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1916-06-16

milling institution. His religion was
an article in a class of its own. He
was an enemy of every kind of hypoc>
risy. The minister and the doctor had
to run the gauntlet of 1sham's ideas.
His brother physicians got the scourge
when Isham thought they needed it,
and his minister had to hew close to,
the line of simplicity He was causticl
with his tongue and made himself
many criticisers by his outspoken
earnestness. He had few enemies. He
wore good clothes or bad ones just
as he felt when he got out of bed in
the morning, and pride was an I'M
known quantity to him. He was a
hard worker and careful manager.
Hundreds of men and women living
in Idaho saw the light of the day or
night first when the deft skill of Isham
made safe landing for them as they
emerged from the other eternity into
this. He was rated by many to be
worth $lO0,OO0OO, but he impressed
one as being worth about $280O.OO. He
fathered four of the best looking girls
in any one family in the state. He
was a good provider. stern and re-
lentless enemy of "make-believe" and
died cautiously and serenely. His
piety was of the rough kind, tinted
good deal with materialism. and he
always kept his powder dry if he could
and if he couldn't, he kept it as dry
as he could. Many in this region
would be surprised to meet Isham in
heaven, but their surprise would be
perfectly mutual His funeral, in
keeping with his own wish, was very
modest in array and we expect about
a $4,000 stone will mark his last rest
ing place The Hired Man and many
others, always lose when dies man
like Isham.
An Obituary Unnumbered.
James Stegaul is no more. On June
4th, surrounded by many friends and
! a number of relatives, the old man fell
asleep in-I was about to say, in Je-
sus, but it is very doubtful at this
writing about the old deacon being a
real Christian at all. He made fair
pretense and was nearly always at his
place in church, but his dealings
through the week were pretty dubi-
Gus and just about as scaly as one
would find in a thousand miles jour.
ney. He could pray like everything
on Sunday and curse just as glbly on
Monday. He had a sort of egotistie
humility about him that impressed
one with his sweet hypocritical decep,
ton and made you hide your eye:
against his transparency. The Hired
. Man can see no way for him to ente,
within gunshot of heaven. He was Z
. regular old skinfint when it came tc
, business and many people in this re
, gion recall his crookedness. He dice
as he lived. simply selfish and pc
, nurious old blatherskite. His relative.
. are among my best friends and SOM
| of the male side are great big brawny
: fellows, yet / will be in no DANCE
, when this obituary is seen in The Tri
, bune. The old deacon had one prett,
good prayer and he has recited it OF
various occasions during his long so
, journ among us. All the children from
the fourth grade up know this praye
by heart. Among his books are q
: Bibles that the old man has fingered
t for Is years, yet not three passage
lof Scripture ever soaked through t.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1916-06-16
JOHN MCGINTY DIED AT LOS
ANGELES SOLDIERS HOME
Was Well Known in Idaho-Lived
Near Caldwell at One Time.

John McCinty died Wednesday, June
9TH, at the government soldiers home
at Los Angeles, where he had lived the
past few years. The funeral was held
Thursday.
Mr. McGinty lived near Caldwell
number of years ago and was we'll
known throughout the state.
DR.. Blondel will resume his prac-
tice on the first of July. $3.50
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1916-07-29

Under average building conditions
this house, 36x32 feet, can be built for
about $1,000, using a good grade Of
material and workmanship.
By special arrangement all inquir-
ieS from Argus readers concerning No.
216 or any other HOME OF CHARAC-
TER appearing in The Argus from
week to week will be answered with
out charge by Mr.. Newson if address,
ed, John Henry Newson, HOMES OF
CHARACTER DEPT, The Argus" In
writing always give the number of the
house concerning which you make in
quiry-
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1916-07-07
SWIMMING POOL TO HAVE
ALIFE-SAVING CONTEST

The Industrial Home School and tho
contest at the Georgetown
swimming pool tomorrow at
$50 pm. The events and entrants are
as follows: 25-yard swim and return
fifteen yards with a member of the OPP
posing team, carrying with the under
armpits carry, using one arm to swim
(both must be squarely on back). Lloyd
l.. Cross and Elmer Burdette of the In
dustrial Home School and Paul Hines
and Charles Cuneo Of the Rosedale
3-length swim. Albert
Harvey and Frank Cavanaugh of In
dustrial Home School and John OCon-
nor and Raymond Loveless OF the Rose
dale playground; 25yard swim and re-
turn with a flag. which represents a
drowning person alag to be carried
with both hands out of water). Lloyd L.
Cross and Elmer Burdette of the Indus
trial Home School and Joseph O'Brien
and William Mcnamara Of the Rosedale
playground; 40-foot sculling, head first
on back. Edward Hunter and Samuel
Heinburg of the Industrial Home School
and William Clemens and Edward Cor
nell of the Rosedale playground; rs
yard swim and return, carrying flag.
Swimming side stroke, flag in upper
hand. F. Cayanaugh and Elmer Burdette
Of the Industrial Home School and Rob-
ert Nicholson and William Jones Of the
Rosedale playground; z5-yard back
stroke, Carroll ALDER and John Yensch
Of the Industrial Home School and
John Reilly and Patrick Keefe of the
Rosedale playground; 6-length swim.
LLOYD l.. Cross and Elmer Burdette of
the Industrial Home School and John
Cornell and Edward Cornell of the
Rosedale playground.
The events are to be given under the
auspices of the police department.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1916-07-07
HEATING RESOLUTION !
EAVORAbLY REPORTED
Senate Gets Measure Providing for
Probe Of Cost Of Living Of
D. C. Wage Farmers.

From the Senate District committee
Senator Kenyon Of Iowa today favorably
reported to tho Senate the so-called
Heating resolution passed by the House.
providing for an Investigation into the
cost Of living Of wage earners in the Dis
trfct Of Columbia Tho investigation IL TO
be made by the Department Of Labor.
and an appropriation Of $4,000 Is made
for the work.
Senator Kenyon IL tho author Of n
similar resolution which was reported
favorably to the Senate from tho COM
mittee on education and labor When the
Heating resolution passed the House some
two weeks ago. instead OF being referred
to the committee on education and labor,
1t was referred to the District committee.
Difference in Resolutions.
By the action of the committee today
1t becomes possible for Senator Kenyon
to call the resolution up at an opportune
time and have the House resolution
agreed to. with such amendments as the
Senate may deem necessary Tho House
resolution provides for an Investigation
OF the cost Of living Of all wage earners
In the District, while the Senate resolu-
tion excludes government employees
The object Of the investigation is to
obtain data upon which to frame a mini
mum wage law for the District and the
consumers League is standing strongly
behind the measure.