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The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1916-09-29

An early frost visited Chictasha last
night when the thermometer fell to
"a degrees. It caused some people to
get into their old fall suits and others
to get new ones.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1916-09-29

Results Yesterday.
At Boston 2, New York 4.
At Philadelphia 1. Washington 4.
At Cleyeland-Chicago, rain.
only three games scheduled.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1916-09-29
Games Today.

Games Today.
Washington at Philadelphia.
New York at Boston.
Chicago at Cleveland.
Detroit at ST. Louis,
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1916-09-29
ADDITIONAL LOCAL

Jake Lorentsen is attending The fair
in Oklahoma City today
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1916-09-29

Results Yesterday
At Brooklyn 4. Philadelphia 8.
AT New York 2-6. Boston 90.
Only two games scheduled.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1916-09-29
SHE'S A DEAR GIRL
WITH SOME APPETITE
BY United Press.

BY United Press.
Minneapolis, Mimi, Sept. 20. !
Minneapolis consumed 100000 I
dishes of ice cream during the 4
summer, sustaining Minnie's !
girlish reputation Brother 4
Paul, across the river, drank !
100000 glasses Of beer, in the !
same time.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1916-09-29

Judge r. M Bailey has returned
from business. trip to Oklahoma City.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1916-09-29

Mrs. H. G. Serxz and children Of Ok
.lahoma City are visiting relatives in
Chiekasha.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1916-09-29

3 . . go aT@# = - = = q . .
+ AMERICAN LEAGUE q
+ STANDING. '
4 =
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1916-09-29

. %%% %%%% = = = > =
NATIONAL LEAGUE y
= STANDING.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1916-09-29

Dr. f. M. Gaines Of Eckley, Okla,
brought patient to the Chickasha
hospital this morning.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1916-09-29

]. !. Conley leaves today for Ard
more, where he will have charge Of
the recruiting Office at that place.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1916-09-29

Miss Lillian Phillips Of the Q. G. W.
is spending the week end at her home
in Watonga.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1916-09-29

Mrs. N. f. Campbell, who has been
the guest Of her brother, N @. Ed
wards, left today for rther home in San
Antonio.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1916-09-29

Miss Lois Smith and brother, p, Ps
are spending the weekend in 0klaho-
ma Citl
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1916-09-29

Mrs. J, Bolton ef McAlester, who
has been the guest Of herssister, Mrs.
j. II. Lynch, retlmned to her home to-
day.
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The Meeker herald. [volume] (Meeker, Colo.) 1885-current, 1916-03-18
e-sisurs Often Attached.

During the eiEb, centuries Of ita ex-
is:ence Freilurg. the ancient cathedral
rity In Baden. has nRnin and again suf
fered almost every possible kind Of at
tack. In the wall above the DIOR Of the
Lorptto chapel there 10 embedded an
iron cannon hail which nearly took the
life Of Louis XIV when he assaulted
the city. Ruf the most interesting me
mortal Of an attempt to get FreiburI
II the picture on the schwalbpn Thor
Of 4 peasant with cart II commemO
rates the FreiburRers' habit Of TESTING
al tIse Swahian peasants One u them.
the tale ran. decided to buy FrethurI
and brought two sacks of gold and
asked. WAS kostet's Stad''er t-whai
6oes this bit Of town eOstr'I When
opened the sacks were found to con
rain only snnd. which the penxnnf's
wife had prudent;y substituted for fear
OF arctdents- London Mail
The Meeker herald. [volume] (Meeker, Colo.) 1885-current, 1916-03-18
Umbrella Msrsis.

Not long sgu nj . tea" said q nhh
who freunents such desndpni diver
tisements. somebody wuiked Oh with
new umbrella Of 1iine. Whit | got
in return was not 6t for publication.
Il spoke tn the host about 1.-THE tea
was at . bachelor uImrtment-nnd be
gave me n fist Of all those present
with their addresses. about twenty tive
person. suggesting that write and
ask who had q new umbrella In place
Of an old one
Il took II with some degree Of hope
which be 1t once crushed by telling me-
thai on Une occasion ne had lost u new
silk hat At social function and the
hostess had given him list Of sixty
four men who had been among those
present He wrote TO the entire lot
and received four replies In the mega
tive The others simply ignored hts
notes Of inquiry.
"Thereupon concluded to let soIDe
body nave my new umbrella Rut
straIinG's Stealing jusf the same. In my
opinion New York Sun
The Meeker herald. [volume] (Meeker, Colo.) 1885-current, 1916-03-18
gse,,anssd Gardens.

II has always seemed to me that no
chi,a bod been quite fairly treated who
had not lived with the fairies In mn en-
chsnted garden. There must i'~ walls
about such y garden tn hold IN memo
ries and tall trees for mystery aud
much fragrame-nDd shadows ant.
the child must sometimes play "i"i'-
that BIZ. delt1ife 10! may MT i.'
married What Is.ac~ fhis gar len vii
bring In the Old. dry years I" ZONE
vhat in-fIab,.. ts.rr> what hnIrinI
Pierre Lott fund his Iir>I touch Of
romance In . sweet Fr'nrh carlri
where there were frirndl, old auiif>
much coI,s. perfume and long. hiie
still days
reInemi<f n wonderful haunted
wood In Holland which r.St.-l nj The
edge Of n queens gnrien and was HI ~
soft, translucent Grern The trs-~ met
overhead and sent Down pale green
shade. and the little STRAIN that nuv,si
70 slowly through the wo~is was like n
narrow strip Of jnd~ Even the MIR was
green and heavy with stortts and
knew that there we're fairies every
where. hiding under the Ieaves. Iaerin2
a, me frum the thick fern tsd- and
sailing .ilves boats down the Jade river
-CIurs 7. Aiact he.ney In Crnftsnmn
The Meeker herald. [volume] (Meeker, Colo.) 1885-current, 1916-03-18
prss, Gxpssssvs sesss.

The highest kDowp peics ever po3d
for beefxteak was At Circis City. Alas
ka. town that spsaog Up almost n
the night during tbs Ktondiks gold 81
citemeat The nrse sssak " rsacs
tiierr sold for - . pound I, vas .
ten pound steak and was senf from .
point nfty miles away. II was placed
on exhibifion sud wss such curiosity
that Ill the miIsers TUNED aut N .
body to see H.
Of courx~ every one wanted . pSss~
Of The precious nest snd The prtsxa
offered might have resulted In = Een
essi miutng camp quarrel ha6 not sosne
one thought Of rah1inx the steak for
the benefit Of hospital which \ bib
op was trying to establish for the min
en- II Cirr,e City R,ds started n s
q pound and rs.~ quickly u S3o At
last. In order to svosd posaibis troub'e.
n was decided to sell tirkrts 1t pssces
Ringing from 50 cents TO $3.50 fOs fl's
privilege Of drawing slice Aftef
SisO worth " tickets hsd been Sold
the drawtns hegan. and to tbs relief Of
those IN charge Vt the enterprise no
serious Consequences resulted -Detroit
Free Press.
The Meeker herald. [volume] (Meeker, Colo.) 1885-current, 1916-03-18

Henry J. BYRON. the playwright, was
wit and a wag. It was Byron who
said play is like cigsr-if a failure
no puff'ng can make It draw. but II It ID
a success everybody wants box.
Sterling Coyne WIS for many years
well known English manager whoxe
center of operations was Birmingham.
he was addicted to the snun habit and,
having heavy inlstache and heard.
generally presented a soiled and mussy
appearance. One day Byron was in
Birmingham and saw Coyne. struck
by his repuisive externnls. he inquired
OF friend who he wns. THAT b Stsr-
ling coyne." was the reply.
oh" chuckled Byron. Il thought II
was Filthy Lucre."
The Meeker herald. [volume] (Meeker, Colo.) 1885-current, 1916-03-18


Mark Sullivan. the editor Of Golfers
Weekly, was the speaker Of the even
ing at q recent banquet given in De-
troit by the Adcraft club. he was tho
last on the program. 1t was noticed
thnt Mr.. Sullivan spoke very rapidly.
though eloQuently. His remarks were
brief. and afterward 1t was wondered
by those who heard him why be didn't
speak longer.
II omitted many things that I In
tended to say." said Mr.. Sullivan to.
friend afterward.
Why" the friend asked.
1T was 30 late" answered Mr.. Sui
Ivan.
ut wasn't very late" the friend re-
piled. "and the audience was very anx-
ious to hear you"
II looked at my watch when got
up" said Sullivan, land II was Q quar-
ter to II. At that hour no one should
attempt to make speech"
Heavens. manr' exclaimed the
friend. you've got eastern standard
time. 1t WINS only quarter Of II
when you started" Detroit Free
Press.
The Meeker herald. [volume] (Meeker, Colo.) 1885-current, 1916-03-18
China. Procession Would b endis.,

chins's Procession Would b Endless
The pIpslariOn Of China has never
been exnctiy ascertnined The latest
census. taken some years ago. II sNtd TO
yield q total Of ll0.OOO.OO0 Perhaps
:OOOOO.UO would he more nearly
correct estimate: even that would alb
aGrb no iexs than one fifth Of the ~
MIN race From tbi~ total It 10 easy
TO estimate that n the Chinrse people
we're to march past q given point In
single file the procession would never
end Long before the last Of the no.
OOO!OOO had passed BY new genera
tiou would have spsiInR M to continue
the endless tine. frvin Civilization Of
China" By Fl A. Giles.
The Meeker herald. [volume] (Meeker, Colo.) 1885-current, 1916-03-18

Elmer Ollphant. the Army football
star. whose work featured the annual
Rnme with the Navy, IL the first West
Point man TO win four "A's' in sports.
which he has done in football, base
hall. track and basketball. He il q
boxer Of ability and also plays hockey.
His early athletic training was got at
Purdue university. He has cleared
1lA feet pole vaulting. ran a quarter
mile In 81 seconds. a half mile In 2
minutes 2 seconds, mile in minutes
81 seconds. covered the go yard hur-
dies in % seconds and cleared p IS
feet in the broad jump.
The Meeker herald. [volume] (Meeker, Colo.) 1885-current, 1916-03-18
YOUNG FOLKS CORNER
Popula, Japanese Games.

One of the most popular games among
japanese children Is ofedama. played
with small cloth bags filled with red
beans. The number Of bags used Is
seven or ten. The game consists In
throwing the bags into the air one aft.
er another In quick succession. trying
to catch them before they reach the
ground. The idea II to keep all the
bags lii motion.
Another popular game Is ishikeri. or
stone kicking. Chalk lines are drawn
on the street, making squares. In which
pebbles are placed. The game Is to
hop from one square to another on one
foot. kicking the pebbles.
In the game Of mimihiki. or ear pull
Ing. two boys sit opposite each other
with loops in their hands and try to
Iasso an ear Of the opponent Another
boys game Is kubihiki, or head pulling.
Two boys are tied together by the
neck. and then they try to pull each
other about. the one yielding losing.
In niramekkura sides are chosen.
Each side stares at the other, and the
side none Of the members Of which
laugh Is the winner. Even to show the
teeth is to lose.
UdeOshi Is . game wherein two boys
sit opposite and push hand against
hand until one yields. In yubixumo. or
finger wrestling, two boys match I'm
ger against finger, the fingers of the
opposing hands being locked together.
thumbs free. The fingers are pressed
against each other until one boys hand
is pressed back or down.
lkusa:sokko Is a war game In which
the youngsters dress In paper uni.
forms, with swords and knapsacks. and
parade.
The Meeker herald. [volume] (Meeker, Colo.) 1885-current, 1916-03-18

John" said his grandmother. look
Ing over her specs. "wLat did you see
at the fairT'
"Weil." said John. I'VE got on train
and rode for four days and saw seen
cry out Of the window. then we were
In Chicago. and went to fine movie
there. And we got on another train
and rode some more and saw more
scenery. I ate good deal, and saw
a deer and buffalo. and after awhile
We got to the expOsltion-and oh, l
saw a lot Of things! So long. grandma:
here comes the fellowsr'
The Meeker herald. [volume] (Meeker, Colo.) 1885-current, 1916-03-18
a..s v.., ss...s Ass,~.

We90 VOW 00ON8 AVodes
Let me ifnpiore sny reader who has
Q fsiriy large Iibsury Ut his own sod b
hNne~tiy snxioua to know Whist mis-
IuOka Contain to devOts sOns pertod Of
leisure to 60 through these volumes.
shelf by shelf. a. they stand. to learn
which VI them be can remember we'll.
which are bali read or unread What
pleasure and profit be would Ind in
RECALLING the poetry be once % enjoyed
Or in turning to sWh essays - be had
hitherto overlooked. he would dnd.
sm sure. that the very thtngs BE- long
wanted to know. the poetry that had
sln,osi fnded from hh memory. the
bursts Of eIOquencs and prophecy that
Ind stirred his youth. now grown dim
In his mind a. "sn ancient tale. a.
though the words were strong" An
this had sfos,d silent and nnnotjced on
his walls for years and jean. while
ne mad been stufi3ns himself With the
,nxt short story. the lives u ROYAL
laundry women OF II may b an article
In Q magazine. Fredeftc Hariaon-
The Meeker herald. [volume] (Meeker, Colo.) 1885-current, 1916-03-18

The cuxfOm 0f placing Grape on the
dupr Of n house where there has been
q recent death Ind Its origin In the an
cient English heraIdic customs and
dates hack 10 the yenr 100 A. D Al
that period Indictments. or armorial en-
signs. were placed In frunt Of houses
when the nobility or gentry died The
Indictments were Of diamond shape
and contained the family arms quar-
ters.d and covered with sable.
The Meeker herald. [volume] (Meeker, Colo.) 1885-current, 1916-03-18

II fielding was all there was to base
ball the Cincinnati Reds would have
flashed well up in the rnce. Mollwitz
was the real fielding leader among the
first basemen. while Groh led the Sec
md basemeu for the twenty mine games
be played ut that position and was the
Anl leader Of the third basemen when
he moved over to the far corner. In
addition to this, Herzog stood second in
fielding among the shortstops. and Kill
lifer. Leach and Griffith IL. the out6eld
all had percentages of above $50
The Meeker herald. [volume] (Meeker, Colo.) 1885-current, 1916-03-18
~Henreose..

Each Of the players. except one.
chooses a word, which must be the
name Of some object, and in answering
any questions put to him in the game
he must Introduce this word. which he
has chosen, into each answer. The odd
player is Questioner. He may ask any
questions he wishes.
The following serves al an example:
Question: heard you got into the
henroost yesterday. How did you
get in?
Answer.-With the dictionary.
what did you f1nd there?" Ito next
player.)
"a horse"
What did you give him to eatr'
"A sofa pillow"
Any player who laughs or who an
swers incorrectly must exchange places
with the questiOner.
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A ses Game,

Each player is given piece Of paper
with the following questions written
on 1t. The answer to each question ID
to be written opposite 1t and must con-
slst of the letter "B" as IN initial and
number of letters designated. the whole
conforming to the given definition.
The questions are:
B and one letter. meaning to ex-
list? Be.
B and two letters. forming a sack7
Bag.
B and three letters. forming store
house? Barn.
B and three letters. side Of stream1
Bank.
b and three letters. a young crea-
ture2 Baby.
B and three. letters. without hair1
Bald.
The Meeker herald. [volume] (Meeker, Colo.) 1885-current, 1916-03-18

"I'm al DOT Ut keitcr." declared the
typewriter mun. My arm feels ioose.
my back seems twisted. and ms left
leg IL sbaky. What would you adviser
- think I'd get myself rebuilt" sug-
Kested the automobile manufacturer
Kansas City Journal.
The Meeker herald. [volume] (Meeker, Colo.) 1885-current, 1916-03-18
Ne. 70 D asps..ss.

shakesp%Hre's c,'ntentsOo that there
was never a philosopher who could en-
dure the toOthache patiently" WINS dis
proved BY Canon I.Iddon. After 50 e.
pprirIre that would have closed the
mouths Of must Of u. l.tddOn found II
rssxibie to write to . friend: II havs
been quite laid np with trouble With
my few ren,nininR teSth. Of which !
had i've taken out the day before yes-
tertiny As only four remain. this l'ar.
tieuiaf experience cannot BE- eepeated
In this present life" This n ciaa~ic
instance Of the triumph Of philosophy
over pain. - London Globe.
The Meeker herald. [volume] (Meeker, Colo.) 1885-current, 1916-03-18

A boy went into a candy store. He
was told that he could have six sticks
Of candy for 5 cents. He said:
ask sticks for s cents, i've sticks for
4 cents. four sticks for 8 cents. three
sticks for 2 cents, two sticks for cent,
one stick for nothing. Ill take one
stick"
The Meeker herald. [volume] (Meeker, Colo.) 1885-current, 1916-03-18

odd Man Hans Wagner Of the
Pittsburgh Pirates was good enough
this season to outf1eld all bis younger
rivals for the shortstop honors Of 1915.
In the ohiciai fielding averages made
public Wagner Is credited with an
average Of 94S for l31 games This
average is three points better than
that made by Charles Herzog, the
scrappy manager Of the Cincinnati
Reds.
The Meeker herald. [volume] (Meeker, Colo.) 1885-current, 1916-03-18
oss~ sod Al.

4 Louisville woman who b soms-
what Of crank on hygiene snd who
brtnHs or ber small daughter Accord
Ing TO the latest methods took the child
on day train to nearby little town.
The mother sighed as she glanced At
the dusty velvet seat and cloudy win
dows The youngrter. bDwevef. folded
her manicursd 6nxess In bes white
pique lap aDd apparently trsed to sb-
sorb ~ little dirt m pnesibae LookinG
up from hss magazine. the in'Marniate
parent was horrifIed to 6nd the small
ia VS. working violently.
What have roo 10 Jour 9Outhf'
she deDn nded At ONE.
dunn asid the child.
-wher~ d,d yos sst mr sasped III.
mother
The child polluted. 10 . ciesn. sound
spot on the Rrtmy- wtn6OwsiiL
There she said. Louisville Times
The Meeker herald. [volume] (Meeker, Colo.) 1885-current, 1916-03-18
Reasonable.

The Bos.-Tnke that suit at $40. and
I'm losing money CustOmer-Well.I III
take IL: but how much are Jon losingf
The Ross Well. III tell Jon naid S
for Il and have had TO store II. brush 1t.
insure II and advertise II for ten ytnrs.
Figure II out for yourself.-N York
GtObs.
The Meeker herald. [volume] (Meeker, Colo.) 1885-current, 1916-03-18

The AIN NO NAN "WeII, IOOtbaII
sure does develop EN- most powerful
Hes Hne young man." commented
Sarnh.
MAN." exclaimed Henry: "he amt
no man: Professor Hunter. who never
lied In his life. has Jest told me that
that young person Is In his fourth
year."-New York Post.
The Meeker herald. [volume] (Meeker, Colo.) 1885-current, 1916-03-18

The eastern edge Of the North Amer.
lean continent u overnowed BY the
sea. and that h why the water near
the coast IN 90 shallow. To md the
true edge Of the great continental land
mass one would have to travel some
thing like eighty miles due eastward
frIn New York.
The Meeker herald. [volume] (Meeker, Colo.) 1885-current, 1916-03-18
Lineeln's RuIss q LIE.

am not bound TO win. but am
bound TO he true: ! am not bound to
succeed. nut am bound to live mp to
the light TINT ! nave ! must stand
with anybody who stands rtgbt-stand
with hin while Dc b night aud part
frUm him when be goes wrong.
lincoln.
The Meeker herald. [volume] (Meeker, Colo.) 1885-current, 1916-03-18

According to m italian every person
In the world couid stand comfortably
10 mn area Of HD square miles. while
. graveyard about the size Of Colorado
would bury all OF them
The Meeker herald. [volume] (Meeker, Colo.) 1885-current, 1916-03-18

II costs IN an average 310406 10
raise bOrse to the aKs Of three jean
on the farms Of Indiana and those Ut
other states. This price has been care
fully figured ny experts Of the depart
ulent Of agriculture. who based their
figures on those furnished BY lO.HU
correspondents ocatterpd throughout
the country
New Mexico can mise bOrses cheap
es than the other states. or At an aver.
age price Of $D5O In Massachusetts
the raising OF colts h more expensive
than In sny other state. the average
burke Ut three yemrs representing an
Investment Of y141 ~
The Meeker herald. [volume] (Meeker, Colo.) 1885-current, 1916-03-18

Life At It's best
Vibrant and full and strong!
Eager TO fnd its power In the throng;
Mad for the movement Of the surxtnG
press;
Mad with strange. new heart OF TENDER
ness;
Eager to night. to climb. to scale the
heights above
Life at its precious best
Life crowned with love!
From 1.-THE Man Sings" BY Roscoe Gil
more Stott
The Meeker herald. [volume] (Meeker, Colo.) 1885-current, 1916-03-18

Doubt lpdnlged becomes Il doubt real.
he'd. 70 determine TO do anything =
malt the battle Courage 10 victory;
tjmkiity 10 defeat. Nelson.
The Meeker herald. [volume] (Meeker, Colo.) 1885-current, 1916-03-18


Edgar Bronson on leaving Quito
swore that he would never again go to
South America. They're too easy go
ing about their food down there"
Bronson complained. I'm not hard
to suit, but they annoy me. Last
time was in Quito stopped at lit
tie hotel run by half breed. I Sc
cured magnificent Chicago steak
from the steward Of New York
steamer and conveyed 1t. packed in
ice. to the chef. thought more Of
that steak than woman does Of her
teeth. anticipated the one great
treat Of my existence when 1t was
served for dinner that night. I bathed,
shaved and dressed in honor Of the
event and told the waiter to bring on
my steak. It was delayed. What's
the matterr roared at him. why
don't you hurry with that steakr In
moment. senior. the waiter soothed
me. 1T IL coming. There was an ac-
cident. senior. The cooks dog. he stolo
the senor's steak. and 1t take the cook
half OF the hour to run the meeserabIe
dog down and tex the bifstek away
from him."
The Meeker herald. [volume] (Meeker, Colo.) 1885-current, 1916-03-18

Tue dumb man saw . wheel ana
spoke: The deaf man ssw . dock and
herd: the blind man bought . plass
snd saw.
The Meeker herald. [volume] (Meeker, Colo.) 1885-current, 1916-03-18

Two bridsvs In . city In india ere
supported On large metal tanks. which
0Oai OH the wates and accommodate.
Themselves to It's eiss and fail
The Meeker herald. [volume] (Meeker, Colo.) 1885-current, 1916-03-18

famery and II known ~ russ gerani
I'm. owing to the cVmmOn practice OF
adding russ petals to the piants before
dtstlllatton.
The Meeker herald. [volume] (Meeker, Colo.) 1885-current, 1916-03-18
- The
Scrap Book
We'll psvsispsA

One of the coaches At Yale tells OF
an old countryman and bis wife who.
on visit 10 New Haven. were inter
sstetl witnesses of certain maneuvef"
VI the football tenn.
The old gentleman walked slowly
The Meeker herald. [volume] (Meeker, Colo.) 1885-current, 1916-03-18

Walter Il. Marshall. manager Of the
Vanderbilt. had to wait 30 long for one
of his own elevators the other morn
ing that when the door finally open
ed he was prepared to give the at
tendant scOldlng.
Where did you come from?" he de-
manded. meaning. Of course. from
which door. He was misunderstood by
the new man. who had Just been put
on the lever.
From 1fpperary. Sort" was the re.
ply.
Involuntarily the manager started to
hum. Its long way" Then he
smiled and forgot to scold.-New York
Times.
The Meeker herald. [volume] (Meeker, Colo.) 1885-current, 1916-03-18

Pussycat. pussycat. where have you been
I've been to the kitchen-ths cook coaxsd
me in
Pussyoat. pussycat. what did you thersf
II dned on turkey bone TIL II was
bare"