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Omaha daily bee., 1916-01-18
DR.. CoNNELL SALUTES
HIS TEMPORARY BOSS

Health Commissioner Connoli IL a
stctlcr for discipline.
Last Saturday Commissioner i<uEol
whose department includes the health
commissioner and staff. went TO Calf
fornia, leaving Commissioner iiummel In
charge OF his work
Fairly this morning Dr. Council reported
60 his temporary boss, with the obsequlous
greeting, What shall do today7'
Got out and gct busy Here u ls 80
and 7 don't suppose you have turned n
lick this morning" replied MIR ilummel
with mock seriousness.
AN right. boss. just wanted TO know
mcckly replied the health commissioner.
Omaha daily bee., 1916-01-18

Lazy Livers Come from
Lazy Living sometimes
from food follies that tax the
overworked digestive organs.
Get back to Nature by eating
Shredded Wheat. II puts
you on your feet when
everything else fails. II sup
plies the muscular energy
and mental alertness that put
you in fine fettle for the days
work. Delicious for breakfast
with milk or cream, or for
luncheon with fruits. Made at
Niagara Falls, N. Y.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1916-10-26
Thief Escapes, Officers Get Car

While Sheriff johnson, Constable
Olinger and c. ID. Nickelsen succeeded
in rsclsiming a stolen automobile Tues.
day, they tailed to make the arrest Of
Dick Foster. the man driving the ear
and y ho is thought to have stolen it.
Notified of the theft of the car. which
belonged to J. Adams. by Portland
authorities, the officers traced the big
automobile to the East Side orchard
district. In a small machine they we're
en- route through the East Side orch
ards when they met the larger car,
which was being driven at rate OF 40
miles an hour. The officers turned and
followed at a slower pace toward the
city. As they drew near the store OF
johnson Bros. at Van Horn. the ma
chine for which the search was being
made was drawn up in front of the
place. The driver, after cashing a
check, left by a side door and escaped
through the orchards.
The big car was driven to the city
to await the arrival of the owner.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1916-10-26

my colleagues say that am doer
of big things" Such was the close of
a communication from F. N. Gill, can
didate for state senatorship for Hood
River and Wasco counties. published in
last weeks Glacier. Mr.. Gill certainly
is not.a shrinking violet. The advice,
Know thyself" was not complete. 1t
should have been, know myself and
know how to tell other people about
tbyself." Benvenuto Cellini was
master of the art-and Mr.. Gill.
Notwithstanding all the foregoing,
it seems that large percentage of the
voters of Wasco county are willing to
vote that Hood River county be given
representation at the coming session
of the legislature. Up in Wasc0
county, Mr.. ellis home county, as is
attested by reprint from The Dalles
Chronicle, the same appearing in
another column of The Glacier, the
voters to fair proportion are willing
to trust in MIR. Wilbur's ability to
handle affairs. We in Hood River
know that he is capable, and we be-
lieve that Hood River is going to take
advantage of the opportunity of elect
ing state senator from her own
hounds
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1916-10-26

Oregon voters will be called upon
this coming November 7 to vote on a
state rural credits bill If congress
had not passed the Rural Credits Act,
there might be need for such legisla.
tion in Oregon. If the measure pro:
posed is adopted it will hamper rather
than supplement the federal measure.
The passage of the bill that has been
initiated will merely lead to confusion.
The Oregon bill proposed, it is said by
those who have studied it, is far from
perfect. but the above objections should
be enough to cause any thinking voter
to cast his ballot against it.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1916-10-26
Just Little Stories

To eliminate the payment of license
for the privilege of giving a public
dance here on Halloween night, a city
law providing for special fee unless
the dance is given under the auspices
of some organization. Arthur Kolstad
and associates decided that an organic
alton, to be known as the Apple Pick
ers' Association, should have charge of
their party. And accordingly when
Mr.. Kolstsd visited the printer to leave
an order for cardboard placards to be
placed in the windows of local shops,
his copy concluded with the following !:
"Under the auspices of the A. p. A. !"
Mr.. Kulstad began the task Tuesday
of distributing his cards. 1t was not
long, however. until he returned to the
printer to secure new bt tch. Des-
pite the fact that the placards were of
green cardboard, local merchants baked
at the "a. P. A." MIR. Kolstad had
never heard of the American Protective
Association, and until friend ex-
planned, he wondered why his cards
were so unpopular.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1916-10-26
VOTE FOR PENDLETON NORMAL

At first glance the Oregon voter and
taxpayer may think that the people OF
pendleton are trying to slip something
over when they ask for sl25. 900 for a
normal school at that city, and in addl-
tion a one-twentyfifth of mill annual
tax for its maintenance. The voter
may be especially prone to think this
way, when he is made to see that at
Weston, only few miles from Pendie-
ton, the state already has an abandoned
building. formerly used for normal
school purposes.
Yet voters who jump at such conclu'
sions will vote against their own best
interests. Educators and prominent
men of the state almost unanimously,
after a survey of the need of trained
teachers in eastern Oregon are recon-
mending that the PendletOn bill be
passed by the taxpayers at the coming
election. There would be no need for
the Pendleton school, we're Weston ss
populous as her neighboring town.
But at Weston the students Of Nor
NAL school will be deprived of one OF
the greatest needs of those engaged in
such work, pupils for practice work.
Eastern Oregon is in great need of
trained school teachres. A school for
these teachers should be established at
PendletOn.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1916-10-26
TO AN ORCHARDIST

If we had the gift Of Bobby Burns
we would write in rhyme little ser.
mon with the above title. Since we dc
not write as fuently as the immortal
Bobby, we will resort to few cold
facts, which we hope the Hood River
Valley orchardists will peruse, without
getting angry. We know that but few
of the orchardists are guilty. None
should be-
These are our facts.
Last week, when Hood River mer.
chants were in Valley orchards. their
places of business closed, helping to
harvest apple crops, several Valley
orchardists bought post office money
orders of 10 small denomination for
eastern mail order houses. Other or.
chardists were receiving freight in no
small quantities from Portland mail
order houses. -
Don't you think we ought to cooper.
ate little closer than this?
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1916-10-26
GEORGE r. WILBUR


District Attorney.
To the Voters of Hood River County:
1t will be inexpedient, owing to the
fact that the people OF the county are
too busy at this time, for them to be in
terviewed personally, in behalf of the
aspirations of anv candidate for office.
| therefore take this means of saying to
the voters that my name will appear on
the ballot as a candidate for District At
torney at the coming election, and that
your support will be gratefully appre-
ciated, If you believe me competent to
ill the Office and sincere in the desire to
do so for the best interests of the
County, and believe that my connec.
tion during the past ten years with the
civic affairs of the State, County and
and City, if impartially reviewed, will
disclose that | am.
II elected, | will in the future as in
the past, undertake to the best of my
ability to try to enforce all the laws,
none above another, with impartiality,
believing that whether law is good or
bad is not question to be determined
by this office, but by the Legislature.
Matters of Importance in behalf of the
County and State are now pending, and
in all modesty think l NAV say that
they have thus far been successfully
handled, and if am retained in office
they will receive continued and careful
attention.
This office is essentially not political,
but one where the use of fair common
sense, coupled with desire to do
remedial justice, will achieve the best
results for the people.
Your support on the above basis will
be appreciated.
paid Adv A. J. DERBY.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1916-10-26
French Music Studied

The music department of the Wom.
ans club held its second meeting on
the music of French composers in Lii
brary hall Tuesday, Oct. II. A very
fine program was given, the various
numbers being we'll rendered and made
more easily appreciated by Ralph
Roots interesting remarks. MIR. Root
was in charge of the evening.
The committee has decided to omit
the next regular meeting as everyone
is so busy with apples. and teachers
institute is held the same week. The
next meeting will be held in Library
hall Wednesday evening. November Is.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1916-10-26

s, n pustess os aneS -, M ooon oae oesl
lished 20 years, 6 green houses, flower store.
nursery stock, with or without block OF land
Of 46 lots, no incumberances or bills. Fuel for
winter in, clearing from $2,5O0 to $1,000 per
year after deducting sl00 per month salary to
proprietor Would accept clear, improved
land at Its cash value to the amount Of $1,000
10 5000, balance cash and terms at per cent,
s,e ~. uI seiing, u oio agei rce WIN Diocx,
can comply with the conditions. No time for
trifierS. Address this Office l. X L. no
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1916-10-26
Joseph Head Passes

The funeral of Joseph Head, aged 62,
who passed away at his home Tuesday,
was conducted yesterday afternoon a,
the Anderson Undertaking parlors.
W. B. Young officiating. Mr.. Head
was native of Indiana but had spent
the most of his life at different Illinois
points. Before coming to Hood River
two years ago. he had been engaged
for IL years as millwright for cot
tonseed oil concern at Memphis. Tenn.
Mr.. Head is survived by his widow
and two children Bert Head, of ..this
city, and Mrs. Edna Story, of Little
Rock, Ark.
lntermept was at Idlewilde cemetery.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1916-10-26

Indian George bids fair to become as
famous as Homer. Some three or
four ancient cities claimed that they
were the only and original birthplace
of the original singer of hexameters.
From recent items that have appeared
in the Weston Leader and Portland
dispatches from other Northwestern
points one might well think that the
predictor of deep slows resided stimuli.
taneously at number of different
points.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1916-10-26
DR.. SiftOn Grows Fine Delicious

Some of the finest Delicious apples
seen this year were grown on the West
Side ranch Of DR.. J. W. Sifton. The
fruit is of very large size and we'll col
ored.
One of the larger Delicious specl-
mems, along with a tiny apple not big
ger than woman's thimbIe, has been
exhibited this week at thew. F. Lara.
way store.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1916-10-26
lnfantile PARALYSIS Here

The Hood River valley has two cases
of infantle paralysis. The little eight
year old daughter of Mr.. and Mrs.
Wallace Moody, Upper Valley home
steadets. and the small son Of Mr.. and
Mrs. Donald Spencer, of Portland. who
are picking apples on the East Side,
are the victims.
Fearing an epidemic the authorities
have closed the Mount Hood school,
where the little Moody girl attended
when she was taken i'll.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1916-10-26
Chicken Pie Dinner Biz Event

With more than so members of the
order present from The Dalles, the
local Chapter of the Eastern Star cele-
brated Tuesday night with the regular
annual chicken pie supper. One of the
largest crowds ever present at a local
fraternal social event partook of the
scores of chicken pies provided by the
women of the order.
I Because it is larger than the dining
room of the Masonic hall, the big hall
in the Odd Fellows building was Sc
cured for the banquet.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1916-10-26

There is more Catarrh in this section Of
the country than all other diseases put
together, and until the last few years
was supposed to be incurable. For
great many years doctors pronounced II a
local disease and prescribed local rene
dies, and by constantly failing to cure
with local treatment, pronounced 1t incur
able Science has proven Catarrh to be a
constitutional disease. and therefore re-
quires constitutional treatment. Halls
Catarrh Cure, manufactured by F. j.
Cheney & Co, Toledo, Ohio, is the only
Constitutional cure on the market. 1t is
taken internally. 1t acts directly on the
blood and mucous surfaces of the system
They offer one hundred dollars for any
case 1t fails to cure. Send for circulars
and testimonials.
Address: F. J. CHENEY q co, Toledo, O.
sold by Druggists, 75c,
Take HAIRS Family Pills for constipation.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1916-10-26
Motorists Should Dim Lights

A. G. Lofts, after trip over the
Highway, declares that it is dangero Gus
to ride over the scenic road at night
because so many drivers Of motor cars
fail to observe the law that provide q
for the dimming of head lights.
81 was over the Highway Sunday
night" says MIR. Lofts, land because
of the glare from strong headlights, ii
was almost impossible to see the road. "
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1916-10-26
Notice

The ladies of the u. B. church, will
hold their annual bazaar Friday and
Saturday, December and 2. One of
the many attractive features will be
the merchants carnival. in which all
the merchants are invited to partici-
pate. Location and further details will
be announced later.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1916-10-26
Republican Nominee for District
Attorney

To the Voters of Hood River County:
] have been a resident of Oregon for
nine years and of Hood River County
for six years, and until now have not
been a candidate for public office At
the May primary election | was nomi-
mated by the Republican party for the
office of District Attorney, and if elected
will give the business OF the office the
most careful attention. | believe that
all the people of the county, without
regard to their politics or their standing
and station in life, are, at all times, en-
titled to fair and courteous treatment at
the hands OF their officials. | have no
friends to be flvored and no foes to
punish and am believer in the "square
deal" | believe the laws are made for
all the people and should be enforced
with equal impartiality. l shall stand
for law and order and public morality.
am not retained as attorney for any
corporation doing business in Hood
River County and, if elected, | shall at
all times consider myself retained by
the people of the county. All | ask is
the opportunity TO serve you, and to
that end | shall greatly appreciate your
support in the coming election.
Very truly yours,
Paid adv.) JOHN BAKER.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1916-10-26

Candidate for reelection for Circuit
Judge, Seventh Judicial District,
comprising Hood River and Wasco
Counties.
Judge Bradshaw has been Judge of
the Seventh Judicial District for the
past twenty-five years. He has given
the people an efficient and economical
administration OF the office. His
record in the Supreme Court is splen-
did one, being above the average. If
reelected, he will give to the people the
same conscientious service that he has
given during the past. s22-n2 Paid Adv.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1916-10-26

Mrs. Edward Creighton and Miss
Marion Johnson. of Portland, are this
week visiting the sister of the former.
Miss Virginia johnson.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1916-10-26
FOR RENT

For Rent-House and $50 foot lot, at 400 Pine
St., $40 per month. Ask to see this property.
You can buy 1t for less than cost Of improve
ments. Phone 1858, or inquire at 22l Prospect
Ave. s2S-tf
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1916-10-26

Baggage transferred day or night.
Phones, day 252l, residence S473. Geo.
Carlton. II
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1916-10-26

Do you believe in Single Tax? No.
Well, vote against the so.called Full
Rental Land Tax bill.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1916-10-26
GENERAL CHEMICAL COMPANY
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The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1916-10-26
WANTED

Wanted-To let out, my driving horse for
the winter for his keep. Miss Helen Teal.
Apply TO James Stranahan at Fashion
Stables. o26
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1916-10-26

Wanted-Six Apple Packers at once, &C.
Association won't furnish them. B. +. Gran
DALI White Salmon. Wn. 026
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1916-10-26

wanted-For his keep for the winter, a
horse. Phone 1851. C.. f. Gray. o26
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1916-10-26
MISCELLANEOUS

Found-Law, the Cleaner. found a gentle.
mans stick pin In cleaning machine. owner
may have same by Identifying and paying
for advertising. o36
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1916-10-26

For service-Registered Poland China boar
fee S2.0O. Geo +. ogden. Telephone l0x,
odell. s2i-o2a
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1916-10-26
FOR SALE

For SaIe-A good family COW. Phone AIo
For Sale-My property at rs State Street f
5000. Half cash. 4. W. Blount. Telephol
1854, ne
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1916-01-28

had about the same effect on the i'm.
nCnse audience as do the clpers OF
the esteemed Mr. Chaplin in thc films.
Anyone who has ever watched an
audience viewing Il Chaplin film
knows what this means 'Tobic' is
the featured player with the Baird
X Wilson Comedians, who presented
their opening bill last evening TO what
vas probably the biggest Ludicnna
ever packed into the opera house. Tho
crowd began coming at o'clock ana
it lequircd five special doorkecpcrs to
hold them back. At $3.50 o'clock Il
was necessary TO lock the doors am
about five hundred people we're un-
able to get into the theatcr
The initial offering of the Baird <
Wilson Comedians was The call VI
the Woods, a strong drama well pre-
sented by capable and well balanced
company. II is one of the best stock
ORGANIZATIONS that has ever come To
this city. '1obie" is comedian of a
rather unusual sort; his work is far
more natural than that of the average
comedian, ard there is a kick N
every line and gesture. His support
ing players are unusually clever for
stock company performers
The company is augmented by a
very good orchestra, and The Hunt
rg Scene" presentet as an overture
last night, found instant favor with
the audience. Excellent vaudeville
specialities are given between the
numbers. Tonights bill is a four-act
'comedy drama, Saints and Sinners.
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1916-01-28
At The THEATERS
PALACE.

Coming sunday and Monday THE
Old Homestead a Famous Players
Paramount picture.
After more than thirty years Of
continuous and unparalleled popular
itv as a play, during which period it
circled the globe three time sand was
presented to twenty million people,
Denman Thompsons immortal rural
classic The Old Homestead has
been converted into Paramount
picture" by the Famous Players Film
company, thus truly immortalizing
what may justly be termed the great
est single triumph Of the American
stage. 1t was the irresistible simple
ity of the human play and its tender
story which bases its appeal upon real
heart interest and upon its depletion
of everyday characters that every
one recognizes. that have made its
popularity endure for more than three
decades I'll was this fundamental
wealth of universal interest that
caused The old Homestead" 10 be-
come the foremost dramatic classic
of our time and makes the photo play
adaptation Of the lovable play one Of
the most important screen events in
all the annals of motion pictures.
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1916-01-28
GRAND.

"Tobie, the Terrible Funny Man.
lived up to his reputation at the opera
house last night. In fact, his Offering
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1916-01-28
If Too Fat Get
More Fresh Air
BE MODERATE IN YOUR DIET AND
REDUCE YOUR WEIGHT WITH
OIL OF KoREIN.

Lack Of fresh air weakens the oxygen
carrying power Of the blood, the liver be.
comes sluggish, fat accumulates and the
action of many OF the vital organs are hin.
dered thereby The heart action becomes
weak. work is an effort and the beauty Of
the figure is destroyed.
Fat put on by indoor life is unhealty
aud II nature is not assisted in throwing
it Off by increasing the oXygen.carrying
power Of the blood, serious case Of obesity
may result
When you feel that you are getting too
stout, take the matter in hand at once.
Don wait until your figure has become a
Joke and your health ruined through carry
ing around a burden Of unsightly and un.
spend as much time as you possibly
can in the open air: breathe deeply, and get
from any druggist y box of oil of korein
capsules. take one after each meal and one
before retiring az night
Weigh youSeh every few days and keep
IN the treatment until you are down to nor.
NAL Oil OF korein is absolutely harmless,
is pleasant to take, helps the digestion and
Is designed TO increase the oxygen'carrylng
mower OF the blood.
Even few days treatment should show
a noticeable reduction IN weight. There is
nothing better. Rexall drug store can sup
nlv vou-Aay
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1916-01-28
BOY UNDER CHURCH
KILLED IN STORM

McALESTER. Okla. Jan. 27.-Tony
Antonias. l. years old, son of a
Hartshorre miner, was killed during
the storm Wednesday evening when
the Free viii Baptist church was
blown from its foundation. The boy
had crawled under the church to es-
cape the heavy rain when the wind
storm came. No other fatalities have
been reported. one hundred bridges
were washed out in the county, bat
aside from the impossible roads ami
interrupted interuban traffic, condi-
tions returned to normal today Seven
inches of rain fe,l in seven hours. the
heaviest in twenty-five years.
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1916-01-28

arrests and matters attended to 10y the
departments She identified several
reports and WAS dismissed.
one More Witness.
j. II. Mlcy told the court the state
had but one more witness To put ON
he stand before the case would be
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1916-01-28

Special sock sale, for 81 All sizes.
Lee Leyering. tailors, Hotel Tulsa
Adv.
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1916-01-28

If you want to laugh 90 to the opera
house and see "Tobic '--Junction CITY
Union.
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1916-01-28

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can bc taken with absolute freedom,
ana they work almost like magic.
Calcium Sulphide, their principal in
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40 matter how bad your skin may
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