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The St. Mary banner. (Franklin, Parish of St. Mary, La.) 1889-1931, 1916-03-04

-. '.sss xas.er Clyde Aluh. =. the
isSk coo Of Nj. aud M. 7.
r. ~ vac the victim on Sa,ur.
s.e.aoon Of last week Of IT, !.
Il. :. noseh We are plead to
,.ss serious accident. H.
'ip ~ Companions were vow.
e arm vas d isaD,s di4 hr
lGsss .as bullet strlkiue CIyd,
r 49, 'n, going clrar snr' n
Ss. 10 Z fvw DAYS thr
ev vac up and about.
~ !ess lespsdez. seed now
B -! Year seed ever the o,,.
49, - u one aud oue.h.lf
lol1a, = !. acse. SEED may be
llls ~! 2 this Parish az rea a.
- - -. Iwill gladly nut
~ seea With farm rs x pu,
sas and velvet beans
?, L sAucls.,
EsEssl Agent.
The St. Mary banner. (Franklin, Parish of St. Mary, La.) 1889-1931, 1916-03-04

:. a. pratided to note that
:, cs... \. Frost, who has been
y i II Il. past week, is much
The St. Mary banner. (Franklin, Parish of St. Mary, La.) 1889-1931, 1916-03-04

4 neeting OF the Executive
ulsieses Of the Progressive
Il the Parish of St. Mary
9otea called to meet in the
ne! franklin on Wednesday,
|! - ., at II o'clock a. m. A
= \, eseudauce OF the member
= requested as business of
aIlnce will be transactt d.
The St. Mary banner. (Franklin, Parish of St. Mary, La.) 1889-1931, 1916-03-04

N v.rips Mayer has returned
Is, home after spending some
=. eith relatives and friends in
m 0heaus.
The St. Mary banner. (Franklin, Parish of St. Mary, La.) 1889-1931, 1916-03-04

Ii you want your horse or mule
shod, take them to Abel Boud-
reaux's blacksmith shop, Ibert
addition.
The St. Mary banner. (Franklin, Parish of St. Mary, La.) 1889-1931, 1916-03-04

Sealed bids will be received at
the postofic" bu lding in Franklin
until 2 O'Clock p. m, March 10.
and then opened, for furnishing
electric current, water, ice ana
miscellaneous supplies, removing
ashes and washing towels. during
the fiscal year ending June 80.
1917. Bids will also be receive d
Until 2 o'clock p. m, April 81,
1916, and then opened, for Is tons
Of bitumiDous coal aud one cord
of wood. See notice in another
column,
The St. Mary banner. (Franklin, Parish of St. Mary, La.) 1889-1931, 1916-03-04

Cooe outs In Mems Sweaters,
|keoel Shirts and Pants. See
|dD1eV at Bells.
The St. Mary banner. (Franklin, Parish of St. Mary, La.) 1889-1931, 1916-03-04

~ Exploits of Elaine" at the
: n eoese, Sunday, March 5:h.
~ 10 oil. Prices Sc. 1Oc.
The St. Mary banner. (Franklin, Parish of St. Mary, La.) 1889-1931, 1916-03-04

DIT fail to be on hand at tn e
nnoa Skating Riuk, Tuesday,
M !. to enjoy the Mardi Graz
y Children's ball 8 to 6 p. m. i.
lhi1olon i0c. Adults ball at 8
4 =, admission Csc. Refresh
~ viii be served. Attend and
= good cause.
The St. Mary banner. (Franklin, Parish of St. Mary, La.) 1889-1931, 1916-03-04

| !, ripv.re 60 to Neil Mcneil
IA 100 store.
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Episcopal Church.

Sunday, March 5, 1915.
Holy communion ut 1880 a. m.
Sunday School ut 8 80 a. m.
Holy communion with sermon
at IL a m.
Service at 5 p m.
Wednesday, March 9Th, lash
Wedue day }
Holy Communion at 1880 q. m.
and 10 80 a. m.
Evening service at 1880 p. m.
In point of usefulness and dura-
bility my stock of graniteware
and crockeryware is the largest
and most complete ever in this
town. NEIL McNRIL's5 and 10c
store.
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c:odv Kitchen. which has
y I'D csd' weekly for several .sSas
= 9. ' e..., viii be closed today
The St. Mary banner. (Franklin, Parish of St. Mary, La.) 1889-1931, 1916-03-04

Dried p ches, Apricots and
PIunes at Belts.
The St. Mary banner. (Franklin, Parish of St. Mary, La.) 1889-1931, 1916-03-04
STATE OF LOUISIANA,

22.d Ju licial District Court-Par-
ish of ST. Mary.
The St. Mary banner. (Franklin, Parish of St. Mary, La.) 1889-1931, 1916-03-04

Jesse L. Lasky presents a no.
table all-star cast in a picturiza-
ton of the Chorus Lady," by
James Forbes.
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Nv Exploits Of Elaine"
,,mor0W.
The St. Mary banner. (Franklin, Parish of St. Mary, La.) 1889-1931, 1916-03-04

.,nofroW.
The West Virginian. [volume] (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1914-1974, 1916-07-11
LOCAL SOCIAL EVENTS

H. Smith at Valley Farm have return.
ed to Keyser.
Louis A. Feinburg. Of Kansas City.
No., Is the guest OF his sister, Mrs. ].
A. sapper on Ogden avenue.
, J. F. Ford OF this city left today for
Wheeling, where he will remain for
three days to attend the undertakers
convention which Is held there this
week. He will go on to Bridgeport
before returning.
John Knight left yesterday for
Smithfeld, Pa, where he will spend
three weeks visiting relatives.
Everett Hamilton OF Fairyiew today
left for Wheeling on business trip.
Ralph Hamilton and Miss Mary
Hamilton leave today for a two week
trip. They will visit in Munsey and
Selma, Ind.
Paul Crowl today left for Detroit.
Mich, where he may locate.
Mrs. A. L. Lehman and children,
William Parry and Miss Margaret, re-
turned last night from Waynesburg,
Pa, where they had spent the last sew.
eral weeks with the formers parents
DR.. and Mrs. VIM. Parry.
Mrs. Bessie Bliss OF Morgantown
and Mrs. Alice Taylor, of Kermit. w.
Va, were the guests yesterday OF
Mrs. Sim Bright. They were here for
the meeting OF the Rebekah lodge.
Mrs. Cady. mother of Thomas Cady
who has been patient at Cook hos.
pital for week suffering from bro.
ken hip remains in a serious condi.
ton owing to her advanced age.
Mrs. Thomas McCray and children,
Frances, Edward and Kathaieen re.
turned last night from Brooklyn. N.
Y. where they had spent the last three
weeks with relatives.
Miss Genevieye Raymond has re-
turned from Mt. Lake Park, Md,
where she had spent the week end.
The Misses Hazel and Dorothy Holt
have left TO spend the week with
friends at Morgantown and Point Ma.
rion.
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FAIRVIEW.

P. W. Yost. Alphus Toothman and
Mr. and Mrs. p. Schroeder have return.
ed from Washington and Atlantic City.
n. ].
MIR. and Mrs. Bub Hibs, of Mead.
land. Taylor county. were weekend
guests OF DR.. and Mrs. J. W. P. Jar.
Wis.
Aldon ]. Snyder is moving into the
W. T. Martin property on Main street.
Mr.. and Mrs. P. B. Amos and Mr..
and Mrs. j. y. Hamilton and daugh.
ter. Miss Fern, have returned from
Webster Springs.
Misses Byrle and Mabel Baker. OF
Warrington, were the weekend guests
OF the Miss Morris.
Mr.. and Marshall Wood, of Waynes-
burg. Va, and his mother. Mrs. Ads
McFeters, were guests at the National
House Sunday.
Mrs. Mary Austin has returned from
Charleston where she has been visit.
ing her husband, who Is working there
in the oil fields.
Mr.. and Mrs. L. Morris were visiting
Sunday.
DR.. and Mrs. Collins, OF Weston,
were the weekend guests OF MIR. and
Mrs. D. B. Chalfant.
Claud Bowman and daughters,
Laura and Mildred. OF W-aynesburg,
were the guests OF his father, ]. H.
Bowman, Sunday.
Mr.. and Mrs. Grover Fletcher, Of
McMechen, we're weekend visitors
with Mrs. Zana Toothman.
Mr.. and Mrs. Ralph Moorehead, Of
Hundred. were the guests of his par.
ents. Mr.. and Mrs. Robert Moorehead,
Sunday.
Mrs. Louise Sypole was visiting rela.
tiyes at Rlvesvflle Sunday.
Miss Hattie Hall. OF Morgantown,
was a weekend visitor at home.
Miss vereda Hamilton has returned
from Blacksmith where she was visit.
ing her cousin. Miss Mary Brock.
Mrs. Alice Reese was here Monday
afternoon calling on her pupils.
Mr.. and Mrs. Claude Jarvis were
Fairmont visitors Monday.
Mrs. J. L. Tenant will leave Thurs.
day for Atlantic City.
The Anti.Saloon lecture given by
Rev. o. NJ. Pullen, OF Charleston, W.
Va. in the N. E. church Sunday even.
ing. was well attended. The women's
W. C. T. U. who attended in body,
wish through the columns OF this
paper to thank Rev. H. NJ. Hall, the
pastor, for his courtesy and also Rev.
A. H. Perkins OF the NJ. E. church,
south, and Rev. Ramsbottom OF the
Baptist church. as their prayers have
encouraged us to more onward TO
greater victories, also the choir led
by L. NJ. Dagoo, who complimented
US with the beautiful son white Rib.
bon"
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HE-ZA HICK

Eureka" cried Mr.. Hick ioyfully
as he came into the editorial sane.
tum.
Eureka garlic" said tho dramatic
critic. without cracking smile.
Your sense of humor is very strong
this morning." replied Hick.
Perhaps" said the dramatic critic,
"but why this unseemly Eureka stuff
so early in the morning?"
Il was out to hear Mr.. Bangs Sat.
urady afternoon" said Hick.
so presumed when asked for q
pass and they we're all out" said the
critic; but what has that got to do
with the Eureka.
IF you will be so kind as TO control
your expression for a few minutes,
perchance, l might be able to enlight-
en- YOU"
Proceed"
"Mr. Bangs said that no matter
what shortcomings man might have,
so long as he possessed keen sense
OF humor he was entitled to be classed
as a true "Salubrity," which is moro
or less of an honorable distinction.
Following out this trend OF logic /
have discovered, quite inadvertentlS, a
new member for Mr.. Bangs "Salub.i-
ties" He Is none other than the we'll.
known letter writer and campaign
manager, Mr.. Harry Brand, Esq, Skin.
ner's Tavern, this city.
you see. Sunday evening, Mr..
Brand in a brand new pair OF white
shoes Tor an old pair with brand
new whitewash) and myself were sit.
ting out In front Of the Office OF the
morning paper discussing "Pie" lines
and other delicacies known to the
newspaper profession. Mr.. Brand in.
advertently spoke of Heza. Hick
story published recently in which he
was the hero. Just as inadvertently
as he had spoken of the story 1 asked
him what he thought of Mr.. Hick.
"Heza-Hickr says Mr.. Brand with
that dry humor which has been prevail.
ent In this state for two years" heza
helluva Hick."
THE delightful humor was SO timely
and spontaneous that at once classed
MIR. Brand with the true "Salubrities,"
and introduced myself.
"Whereupon we became acquainted
more fully and enjoyed long period
OF intimate conversation, during the
course OF which l became convinced
that Mr.. Brand is one OF the truly
great humorists OF the land and very
congenial sort OF a fellow.man. In
fact, after our conversation. I am con.
WINGED that the letter In The Times
recently was not funny because the
writer was ignorant Of certain historic
facts and not because his metaphors
were mixed through lack Of rhetori
cal training. l believe Mr.. Brand to
be q historian, a skilled writer and a
humorist; and that he. with that great
sense OF humor which he possesses,
deliberately wrote the letter in ne.
culiar style in order to afford laugh
for suffering humanity, for which he
Is to be commended. Ring Lardner
became q "Salubrity" and a near mil.
ltonarie by contorsionalistic journal.
ism which made people double up with
laughter and then roll over and impa.
tiently wait for the next spasm.. WHY
should not Brand do the same?
Yes, Harry is our leading "Salu.
brity."
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Evening Chat

Two members were expelled and
one new one initiated last night at the
regular weekly meeting of the CON-
TRIBUToRS CLUB OF Fairmont. The
men were firmly and quietly told to
leave the room until the result OF the
balIoting was determined. The
vote was practically unanimous that
both NEUTRAL and CONSTANT
READER were not proper persons to
be allowed the privilege of Member.
ship In this exclusive organization.
The discussion recorded on the min.
ute book Is as follws: PRO BONO
PUBLIC0: This man? NEUTRAL, Is
a pretender who has Joined our society
under the gulse OF person OF compro.
missing tendencies and is perhaps a
suffrage advocate. | move We expel
him as he is incompetent 10 give a
positive opinion or dispense device in
a plausible manner. He was slipped
In one night when not more than half
OF the members were present or he
likely would have been blackballed.
CONSTANT READER has also been
indiscreet and has voiced his opinions
in print violation of the rules OF the
Club. He has not even taken the trou.
BILE TO appear consistent, and has been
caught In attempts at vile puns.
QUIET OBSERVER: That's all
true. Are you all agreed that we ex-
pei these men? All right, We will.
Now this man HARASSED that | wish
to introduce tonight has all the quail.
flcations for a useful member and is
an excellent pair for A. DRIVER. HA.
RAISED recently had long commun.
ication printed In one OF the local
newspapers and his effort shows that
with the proper training he will be
able to express his ideas understand
ably. He himself will tell some OF his
troubles and perhaps We can advise
him as TO the best remedy for them:
HARASSED: Gentlemen you do me
great honor TO allow me the privilege
OF this society and ] am truly crate.
full. Just the other day / sent con.
tribution to the Fairmont Times stat.
ing my difficulties when crossing the
streets and the fear | always have Of
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PERSONALS

s; Earl McCray left last night for At
lantic City to spend a week. Mrs.
McCray and child returned last night
from Clarksburg where she had spent
several days with relatives.
Miss Ruth Shafferman has gone to
Eewburg where she is the guest of
relatives for few weeks. She &C.
companied her cousin. Miss Gertrude
Shafferman home, the latter having
spent several weeks here.
Mrs. Matte Davis and daughter,
Eleanor who had been the guest OF
Mrs. Ella Augustus and other rela.
tiyes here have returned to their home
in Charleston.
Mrs. Harry hardwood and son Billy
who had been the guests OF Mrs. E.
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m1f(BaZhAynzyH
CHIEF MYERS OF THE BROOK.

CHIEF MYERS OF THE BROOK.
gLYN DODGERS:
at amuses me to hear people shout.
Ing that the Dodgers are beginning to
crack just because We lost some
games in Boston. We had pretty
tough time down there and played
q lot of bad baseball. but now that
we've got It out OF, our systems we'll
go right on winning.
IF you think the boys are discour.
aged Just watch them play. They have
the right spirit and will give any
body In the league run for their mon.
ey. What like particularly about
the Brooklyn team is their gameness.
They never know when they're licked
and IN consequence win a lot OF games
that seem hopelessly lost"
JOE BUSH OF THE PHlLApEL.
PtilA ATHLETICS: ......
Il am convinced that the Cleveland
Indians have been getting the signs
OF their opponents. Why, the old
worlds champion Athletics never de-
yeloped more vicious attack than
the Indians unravelled against us
when we last visited Cleveland. They
Just simply laid up against every.
thing We could offer and slammed It
all over the place.
Every ball they touched with a
bat, almost, was a slashing line drive
and o heart-bresking percentage OF
them spun their way to safe terri.
tory.
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USE MARTINS
RHEUMATIC AND
BLOOD ELIXIR
FOR RHEUMATISM.

The Spring Months are breeders OF
rheumatism-nota dangerous thing
but very painful and II allowed 70 run
on 1t becomes steadily worse. Mar
TINS Rheumatic and Blood Elixir Il
one of the best known remedies for
rheumatism-not dangerous thing
and tho Joints move freely. Il Is also
fine for liver, kidney and stomach. Get
1t at Cranes Drug Store. s1.00 liquid
or tablets Thirty days treatment.
The West Virginian. [volume] (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1914-1974, 1916-07-11

FRANK SCHULTZ OF THE CHI.
cAeo CUBS:
II do not feel bit older than did
IL years ago, and do not find It any
harder to play ball. The game has
not advanced SO much in that time
as to make me take back seat
for any younger player and you will
find that will be we'll up in the bat.
ting averages at the end OF the season.
~ think | am giving the Cubs ben
ter baseball than I have for years, be.
cause we have manager for whom
It Is n pleasure to work.
Tinker, In my opinion, is one OF
the smartest leaders the Cubs have
ever had with the possible exception
Of Franw Selee, who was a wonder.
Harmony is the strength and support
of our club"
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runs tho Indians batted in while we
were scoring only six. may have been
the result OF natural hitting. However,
the Indians do not figure to hit any.
thing like the way they swatted
against US"
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To Give Luncheon.

Mrs. John A. Clark, ST.. and Mrs.
Harry B. Clark will entertain at
luncheon at the Country Club Thus
day at one o'clock for Mrs. James Ed.
win Watson, Jr. Following the lunch.
con the latter will entertain number
of friends at bridge.
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Housewives Of this city are CRATE
full indeed to the City Board OF Affairs
for their efforts TO lay the dust along
the paved thorofares Of the city. The
street sprinkler makes almost daily
visits over the main streets Of the
city and this sprinkling does much
to lay the dust and keep germs out Of
the residents along the streets.
The West Virginian. [volume] (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1914-1974, 1916-07-11

q Mrs. Edwin Robinson entertained
Mt auction bridge yesterday afternoon
at her home on Fairmont avenue hon
.oring Mrs. James Edwin Watson, Jr..
a recent bride and the Misses Eliza.
beth. Voght of Louisville. KY. and
Caroline Ward OF Charleston, W. Va,
the house guests Of Miss Helen Quar-
rier Miller.
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WyckoH. Pople.

Announcement has been made OF
the marriage OF Miss Harriet Laura
Pople daughter of Perry Pople of this
city and John G. Wyckoff which event
was solemnized Saturday night in
SClarksburg. Mrs. Wyckoff was for.
merly employed In the 8. ]. Courtney
and Son store. She is niece OF Mrs.
James R. Linn Of this city. Mr.. Wyck.
OF is proprietor OF grocery store. in
Clarksburg where he has taken his
bride to reside.
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sIt may, be that We were foozly
- Of pitchers in that series. The IS
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At Highgate.

Mrs. Harry Williamson and Mrs.
Charles Campbell Robb will be hos
stesses this afternoon at a tea at the
home of the formers on Madison and
Quincy streets, the hours being from
four until five.
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Motored to baltimore.

Mr.. and Mrs. A. M. Rowe and Mr. and
Mrs. Paul Hamilton are among the
Fairmont people in Baltimore this
week for the Elks convention. They
motored through In two runabouts.
Left for Motoring Trip.
Mr.. and Mrs. 2. F. Robertson left
today in their runabout for an east.
ern tour which will include 7isit In
Atlantic City and New York.
Extended Trip.
Mrs. French McCray together with
her parents Mr.. and Mrs. ]. H. Finch.
sbaugh OF Columbus, o., are on an ex-
tended trip through Canada. They
went from Columbus via Cleveland
and Buffalo to Toronto. Mrs. McCray
made the trip to Wheeling in motor
car and was accompanied by Mr.. Nc
Cray and the latters parents Mr.. and
Mrs. C. E. McCray.
- Missionary Meeting Tonight.
The Woman's Missionary society OF
the NJ. E. church, South, will meet to-
might at s o'clock at the home OF Mrs.
s. 2. James on Coleman avenue.
g At Loop Park.
The Girls Guild OF the First Baptist
church together with other young PEG.
pie Of the congregation will go to
Loop Park at A o'clock this evening
for program and picnic supper.
At Camp AItawah.
3 Charles C. Denham will entertain
This Sunday school class OF the First
Presbyterian church this afternoon
and evening at Camp Altawah up the
Valley river.
81 At Highgate.
Mrs. James Edwin Watson, Mrs.
James Edwin Watson, Junior and
Miss Sue Kearsley Watson will enter.
tain from four until six this evening
at Highgate, invitations for the event
having been issued several days ago.
The event will formally present Mrs.
James, Edwin Watson, Junior. June
bride. Mrs. Watson was formerly
Miss Eleanor Raymond Blackford OF
Parkersburg.
A Tea.
Mrs Harry Williamson and Mrs.
Charles Campbell Robb will be hos
tesses this afternoon at tea at the
home of the formers on Madison and
Quincy streets, the hours being from
four until lYa.
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Charles C. Denham will entertain
his Sunday school class OF the First
Presbyterian church this afternoon
and evening at Camp Altawah up the
Valley river.
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Mr.. and Mrs. A. M. Rowe and Mr. and
Mrs. Paul Hamilton are among the
Fairmont people in Baltimore this
week for the, Elks convention. They
motored through in two runabouts.
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P. W. Yost. Alphus Toothman and
Mr.. and Mrs. p. Schroeder have return.
ed from Washington and Atlantic City,
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Len FOR Motorlna Trlp.

Mr.. and Mrs. 2. F. Robertson left
today in their runabout for an east.
ern tour which will include 2isit in
Atlantic City and New York.
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The Girls Guild OF the First Baptist
church together with other young peo.
pie Of the congregation will go to
Loop Park at A o'clock this evening
for a program and picnic supper.
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OLD CITIZEN: I see in the papers
that our Industrial Agent Speed will
tell the people what is wrong with tho
town. l know what Is wrong with
some Of the people in tho town, but
I think shall be present and hear
what Mr.. Speed has to say. l move
We adjourn now as such hot night Is
really not suitable time for debate.
The Palatka news and advertiser., 1916-01-14
FAMILY AVOIDS
SERIOUS SICKNESS
By Being Constantly Supplied With
Thedford's Black -Draught.

McDuff, Val suffered for several
years." says Mrs. ]. B. Whitaker, o
this place, with sick headache, and
stomach trouble.
Ten years ago a friend told me to try
Thedford's Black Draught, which | did
and | found il to be the best family medi-
cine for yeung and cid.
l keep Black Draught on hand all the
time new, and when my children feel q
little bad, they ask NE for dose, and II
does them more Geed than any medicine
they evss tried.
We sever have long spell Of sick
ness !. sssf family, since we commenced
uslRS DAck- -Drausht."
Thsltsrd's Black Draught Is pusy,y
vegstable, and has been found 10 rsgu.
late weak stemaehs, aid digestion, re-
lieve ladiEsstisA, collie, wind, nausea,
headache, sick stomach, and similar
synptsxs.
II hss beeA In constant use for mere
thaa y years, aad has benefited mere
Than million people.
Ysar druggist sell and recommends
Black -DraugAt. Price only 25c. Get a
package to-day. NC ia
The Palatka news and advertiser., 1916-01-14

ly ignorant of the necessary manipu-
lation of pot roast. For that mat
ter, so was Mary Ella, and Jimmy
had sent home pot roast. The two
young things, mistress and maid,
stood staring at the cut reposing on
it's white paper in the center of the
kitchen table.
"You cook it in a pot, you know"
Mary Ella volunteered. She poked
the piece with her finger.
"Yessum," Norah said hopefully.
The ould mother, as it CHANGED,
awoke with cold that morning. She
descended now to the kitchen grumb-
ling that the parlor was draughty.
Truth was, one week Of her "aise"
had made her miserable woman.
at is the stame of the kitchen I'll
be needin' to clear up me head. Slap
that roast in the pot, Norah, with a
bit of pork first to sizzle out the fat,
and let me be gettin' the Whit Of it,
dearie."
She gave Mary Ella a sly glance.
"Run along, honey. 'Tis no use
for both of US .standin' by Norah,
who is a fine girl to learn once she
is showed how to do a thing"
Mary Ella laughed. "But who will
teach me?" she said.
The ould mother patted her should
er There's no need for ye to know
glad for We I am, darlint, that the
bad days are over. Jimmy nor his
ould mother want the sweet, white
hands Of we split as mine have been
this many a day." said the ould moth
er. "Go back to the parlor wild your
wee bit lacework, so if your fine
friends come they will not say Jimmy
O'Neill made drudge Of his wife"
Jimmy works." Mary Ella said
stubbornly. "And there's things I've
never learned which a housekeeper
ought to know. My fine friends are