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New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1916-07-09

chant. and zoitenly I TRY to be, Blrsky,
| wouldn't advertise my goods IN a
paper which also accepts advertise
ments from Schldg stores, because tlg'
ure that if bargain hunter wouldn't
know Of an advertised store where ne
THINKS he could get a 800 overcoat
for S21, he would go to an advertised
store where he really and truly could
buy a 500 overcoat for 500, or any,
how $1,000. SO you see, Birsky. GEN.
surfing advertisements is really for the
benefit of the advertiser and not for the
Teller who reads EN-
Maybe you're right, Zapp," BirsN
agreed, "aber it don't make no differ
ence how small and groSsdrtig its cir
culation would be, a newspaper couldn't
overestimate the foolishness of people
that read advertisements"
q believe you" Zapp said. Now
you take me for instance, and | am
pretty hard proposition. If | see in
newspaper that | am recommended TO
drink sparkling Graperina made from
the juice of the ripest Illinois grapes, !
take it for granted that on the bottle it
says: The contents Of this package Is
composed from grape skins, grape
stalks, grape boxes and grape barrels,
IL. IL. .,rf1f
cially colored and carbonated contains
$40 Of 800 Benzo-boracid acid and
Gil of 100 somethingate of soda and
40 alcohol by weight and $50 by vol
ume.' Also | never fall for advertise
ments of cheap clothing, cheap straw
hats, cut price furniture or specials IN
watches and jewelry, aber when see IN
a newspaper
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1916-07-09

catches as many as twenty-elght and a
yet, Birsky, when concern by the name
of the Paris and San Francisco Fur I'M
porting Company advertises fur over
coats with Baffin Bay Seal lining and
genwine Prussian Lamb collars at from
1899 to $2l50 apiece, them newspaper
readers figure what does Secretary of
Commerce and Labor know about seals
anyway
Maybe they figure that way, and
maybe they figure that the Teller which
is running the Paris and San Francisco
Fur Importing Company is just some
poor Nebich that has got ahold Of line
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1916-07-09

ed with up-to-date advertising idees.
Their customers still thinks that when
a drygoods store says:
II anything you buy here
proceS unsatisfactory It olH b.
crchanged or yOU money irW
be rcfunded-
Birsky, it must be understood that such
a guarantee means:
If anything you buy here
prores unsatisfactory by thc
cridence OF SIR WointereSt'R|
3ritneSSes lchich cracker jdcl
A-Rumber-one trial ldryeI
couldn't rattle on croSS-erdHli-
nation. it 1Cill be exchanged o.
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Notwithstanding Which, Says Zatb to Birsky ms here
She Truth Advertising Is Driving Wome"
to the Moz,ins Pictmes-Whot Fun is 1Ae'e
in Demanding Your Money Back, IT
You Alvays Get 1t?
Ru MONTAGUE GLASS

c.,se he thought it would make grow
for him a mustache like the teller on
the box" Birsky said.
"Was there any such claim on the box
outside of the picture?" Zapp asked.
NO" Birsky said, "but Sig had just
come over from the old country and
couldn't read English
"Well, all l could say is ne is lucky
he didn't want to raise bald head IN
stead of a mustache," Zapp replied, be
cause he would of been set back at least
$3.50 for shoes instead Of twenty cents
for talcum powder"
"A Teller who thinks he could get bald
headed by wearing any particular brand
of shoes should ought to get stuck for
$780," Birsky said, never mind ne
couldn't read English"
"Well, that only goes to show how
careful a newspaper should be II 1t
doesn't want its readers to be swindled,
Zapp said. "Some people which is too
foxy to believe anything they read in
the news section Of newspaper gets
fooled very easy by advertisements.
They could read it in the paper how
seals has become so scarce that II all
the seals in existence was divided up
among the inhabitants of the State OF
Kansas there would be only .OOO62 seals
to an inhabitant. Also they could see
in a Sunday paper how the Secretary
of Commerce and Labor gives out an
interview that the United States is keep
inc a line of battleships in Alaska to
prevent poachers from killing seals
Birsky, but that owing to the high price
of sealskins in New York, the poacherS
takes a chance on getting shot, starved,
frozen and drowned and sometimes
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SOLO
r. o. 3 Ryan. Jen Davis 60.
Tex

understand, it's all can do to hold
myself back from ringing up the Ne"
York agent and asking him would ne
prefer cash oder a certified check.
Yes, Zapp," Birsky commented
there's just enough of the rube in eac"
and every Teller so that sooner or later
mt kidney pills or oitermobiles, 'ns
fake advertiser will get him if he don
look out"
cor if the newspaper proprietor DOM
look out for him." Zapp concluded
Copyright Iols-The Tribune ASSN
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illustrations by Briggs

your money ciU be retunded
,rbeu so ordered by the 81
preme Court of the Unted
States or q Justice thereof a.
ter the last appeal gets taken
and judoment is confirmed IN
an action brought for that ppr-
nose. it being understood ana
ooreed that nothing an tins
0uarantee shall apply to or
bind the party making the
same. his heirs, executors, ad-
illustrators, Mishpocha and
assigns.
But them things is all changed now.
Before a newspaper accepts an advef-
tisement nowadays, it is censured the
same as an interview with General
.Joffer. and if an advertisement comes
in from a shoe manufacturer with MS
picture on it, they send a reporter up
to Boston to make sure that the teller
is bald like his photograph claims ne
is and if he isn't they wouldn't print
the advertisement. Also, Birsky, If a
patent medicine advertisement says
that it amt genwine without fac-simile
of the manufacturers signature on the
bottle, understand, the proprietor OF
the newspaper wouldn't accept the adj
vertisement till the manufacturer comes
down and signs his name in the pres
ence of the managing editor, the art edi-
tor. two prominent clergymen and a
handwriting expert, and if the sigma
ture don't look enough like the fac
smile, it's all off"
'If a Teller is so stuck on his hand
writing that he wants to advertise his
goods NIT fac-simile of his signature
Zapp." Birsky said, "he don't deserve
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of seal overcoats and don't know their
real value, Zapp, and never mind II the
SchlemieL WOULD have wife ana
family depending on him, Zapp, that's
HIS lookout. If he is fool enough TO let
them seal lined overcoats go at from
1899 to $21.50, he shouldn't be IN the
fur business if he don't know no more
about furs than that; so they buy an
overcoat off of him. Zapp, just to teach
him lesson as it were"
Sometimes they also figure that the
reason why the Paris and San Fran
cisco Fur Importing Company could sell
genwine sealskins at S19.99 is that the
overcoats was stolen, Birsky," Zapp
said, 80 they go to work and buy EN-
on the principle of what the eye don't
see it, what is it the hearts business:
"Then what is the use Of newspapers
protecting them crooks by not printing
fake advertisements?
II don't know, Birsky,' Zapp said.
in fact, Birsky, amt got no SYM
pathy for bargain hunter anyway, and
if he gets stuck by Schlag store which
advertises in newspaper. y'under-
stand, it's my idee that when the Re-
cording Angel enters up the score in the
Sepher Chayim, Birsky, he credits the
Schlag store and the newspaper with
double play, while all that the bargain
hunter gets is error.
And quite right too Birsky said
cts always Mitzroh to stick bar
gain hunter. Zapp because if he wasn't
out to stick somebody himself a bar
gain hunter wouldn't be bargain hun
ter. There is fellers in this town, Zapp,
-millionaires and college gradgewateS
which when they talk about Schldg
stores gets so red in the face that you'd
think they was discussing labor unions.
Zapp, and in the very next breath, yum
derstand, they'll tell how they was mo-
toring in the mountains of West Vir
ginia and how they come across a log
cabin where an old teller and his wife
was raising a little corn for a living and
eating it off a broken-down mahogany
table NIT handy legs. club feet and all
the other deformities which turns a
human being into helpless cripple and
table into a $1,000 antique, Zapp.
Then they'll tell you how they bought
the table from the poor mountaineer for
S2.35 and brought it back to New York
and had it polished for Sl.03 and sold
it to an antique dealer for S1,275.60
and they never stop to consider that
while Schlag store proprietor may sell
a fur overcoat for $3.50 by represent
ing that the lining is genwine seal, the
garment probably stands him in as
much as $1,000, reckoning what he paid
the tailor for manufacturing and the S.
P. c. A. for the skins
''At the same time, Birsky." Zapp
said, "if | would be a reputable mer-
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Birskv. Another thing is the way dry
GOOD stores is acting nowadays. Former
times a woman buys dress at a dry
Goods store on April End and wears II
M to and including July 10Th, when she
brings it back with symptoms of beef
steak supper, two weddings and choco-
late nut sundae on the front panel, BIZ
skv and for the next six months she
has the time of her life trying to get a
credit check for it. 1t gives her 1reSh
interest in things. Her eyes get brlgh'
and her cheeks is got fresh color IN them
the same like an advertisement Tor
comnlexion cream before the enactment
of Section 31416, Subsection A, OF the
Penal Code in relations to False ana
Misleading Advertising. A6er what Is
it nowadays, Birsky? A crepe de Chine
dress could have enough LockShen soup
smiled on it to make it look like more
velour. Birsky, and when a woman re-
turns it with the pleasant expectations
of never being so insultod in her Ife'
Birskv. before she could even open her
mouth to say Listenl' understand the
floorwalker pulls credit check on her
"And | suppose" Birsky commented,
"for the next few days she walks around
looking so downhearted that whenever
her lady-friends see her they go home
and practically throw the meals at their
husbands and gives as an explanation
that they'd like to see themselves wor-
rying themselves to death over any
man"
"Well, I'll tell YOU" Zapp said, may
be the drygoods stores IS getting done
on their money back guarantees, Blrsky'
but that's because they are suffering
from the fact that people amt accualnt-
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CHAROSES SIX ROADSTER

made by the Charoses Motor Car Cor
pOratlOn.
This car has the elegant. refined lines Of
the most expensive cars. Distinctive Char
oses stream line. Seats eight and hall
passengers and is finished in genwine wal
rus leather with four knife blade pleats and
belt OF silk braid to the hip line, trimmed
with narrow bards of fur and otherwise IS
equal in every respect to any car selling for
over S42S0
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and not only does all her troubles come
back on her, but she thinks she is also
developing a peculiar pain in her side "
Maybe the advertisement give 1t to
her" Birsky suggested.
Sure it did" Zapp replied This
here Observation-Disclosures advertise
ING is driving women to moving pictures,
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1916-07-09
REMOVAL SA lie
1872 Fair to Middling Suits, Season
before-last's Make

$3.50 SIS.
IJ.ed to was SIG and $21, but on &C.
count of moving we marked them up
because some people has got an idee
that when you move you reduce prices,
and maybe they wouldn't see this ad-
vertisement.
B. SCHLEMIEL & co.
BROADWAY AT 277TH STREET,
Arizona republican., 1916-09-05

city the 10O0Oac watershed surrounding the supply Also became thoroughly famia BY ACTUAL EXPERIENCE with the kindred subjects of GAS ELECTRIC and TELEPHONE UTILITIES Member of Grammar High a
 
  of an of PER CENT. Democratic Precinct  
  the University First President. Phoenix Member Past Presiding Officer officer leading fraenal
  
  QUALIFICATION enable him campaign undignifed methods
 AMOS A. BETTS Democratic Candidate for Corporation
Arizona republican., 1916-09-05
SOME AC|D|TY
 IN THIS FIGHT
Messrs. H. A. Davis and Paul Baxter Beville Ex- plain Why They Are Bet ter Democrats Than o. $. Stapley and W. T. Smith

A democratic contest, only a little less acrid than that between Governor Hunt and George A. Olney for the nom- = ination for governor, is that between the two teams contesting for the nom nations for the senatorships from this county-H. A. Davis and Paul Baxter BeVille. of Mesa, constituting one team and 0. s. Stapley and w. T. Smith the other. At a meeting at the City Hall plaza last night MT. Davis and Mir Be- vile. the mayor of Mesa, informed a fair-sized audience why their team ought to win.
 MT. Beville appears not to have beer informed of the meeting until a late hour and then he telephoned to MT Davis to hold the fort Chat is, the audience), until he could bring up re- Inducements in the shape of himself Mir Davis carried out that order hero. ically He held the fort not only unti the arrival of MT. Beville, but also fol half an hour afterward.
 He devoted himself largely to delv ing into the records of himself and MT Stapley. though in the latter part of hi
Arizona republican., 1916-09-05
tentiarv at Florence

tenuary at Florence.
 Several days ago. one of the con- victs, Hale, appeared in Duncan with Sheriff Cash Hale was dressed in the latest fashion anc was looking fire. as if he was leading the life of a retired capitalist and enjoying all of the good things of the world.
 Both men dined in the best rest aurant in town. and after dinner stroled around town.
 Convict Hale, as he passed the Bank of Duncan, thought he would call up- on the cashier he had robbed at the point of a pistol and locked up in q vault. So, he walked into the bank and repeated the words he used when he held up the cashier.
 T have d little check, here which II wish you would cash" The cashier looked up but this time it was not into the muzzle of a six shooter. but into the smiling count erance of the man who had robbed him a few months ago, a well-dress- ed, nappy human whom he supposed was serving his ten years sentence at the Florence penitentiary
 The cashier was somewhat sur prised, hut was undoubtedly glad his caller was evidently on friendl! visit and not there for the purpose
Arizona republican., 1916-09-05

speech he gave the record of MT. Smith a violent overhauling and he more than alluded to the manner in which he him self came not to be nominated for sen- ator two years ago by reason of the in- spectorship of Mir. Smith in one of the precincts in the primary election
 But that is hardly an issue of the campaign. The mine tax bill was the subject of the major part of the re- marks of Mir. Davis, and to that he de- clared himself to be unalterably op- posed during his term in the first state legislature and he made 1t clear that his sentiment with respect to it had undergone no change He entrusted his attitude toward that bill with the attitude of Mir Stapley in the second legislature.
 MT. Davis expressed his glowing pride in the achievement of the demo- cratic party in the state and nation and he pointed to the satisfactory state of the late cantelOuDe market as proof that Jefferson and Jackson had not builded in vain when the former under took the construction of the democratic party and when the latter enlarged and amended that structure.
 MT. Davis pointed to his relations Wltn laDOf as proOf or ms SOundneSs or that subject. He concluded with an ex- presson of his political creed. He made only a yelled reference to the Hunt 1 Olney squabble, saving that whoever | might become governor, he desired tha | his relations as senator with the chic executive should be such that it would not mitigate against his own service {, the people, In other words, he wa publicly expressing no preference However. Messrs. Davis and Bevill ! are recognized as Hunt candidates.
 It was the first appearance of MI Beville before Phoenix audience. H
 had not. he said, time to prepare al address and he would. therefore, b brief. He had been induced to becom candidate for the legislature because
Arizona republican., 1916-09-05
Republican Club Hears News of Coming of Candi- date from Dwight B. Heard, Who Outlines Ma tional Situation
CLUB HAS BIG
 f OPEN MEETING
Judge Sloan, Alice Hine and Anne Rhodes Address Members On Roof Garden. Fritz Holmquist Is Elect ed President
PRESIDENT HOlMQUIST

2. In a brief business session before the speakers were called to the stand, Fritz Holmquist. originator of the idea of the Republican club, was elected to the presidency, to succeed John L. Gust, who re- signed in order to be free to prose cute his campaign for attorney general.
 Holmquists election was made unanimous, and he promised to lend his best efforts to make the club grow and be power He said it's example had stimulated the formation of similar clubs in practically every county.
Arizona republican., 1916-09-05
BANK RObbER FREE;
 CAMPAIGNS FUR HUNT

story of campign audacity that fairly staggers the imagination. came to the city n the columns of the Graham Guardian.
 II is-but heres the story:
 About fourteen months ago two men, one of whom was named Hale. held up the Bank of Duncan, at Duncan. Arizona. in broad daylight. They locked the cashier in the vault. where Ee would have suffocated if T friend had not happened in after the robbers left and set him free
 The robbers secured a large sum of money and led a gay life in New Mexico, where they were arrested several months later and brought back to Clifton and tried on the charge of holding up the Duncan bank They were convicted and sen tenced to serve q term in the peni-
Arizona republican., 1916-09-05
of annthnr hnld-l1n

of another hold-up.
 The citizens of Duncan. who rec ogniZed Convict Hale. were non plussed at the mans appearance and wondered what he was doing in their town, when they supposed him to be in the peniteEtiary at Florence.
 They soon learned, however. that the well dressed convict was making q tour Of Greenlee county campaign ing for Governor Hunt: looking up old acquaintaEces and soliciting their support for the man who was makinS his term of imprisonment for robbery and near murder, thing of beauty and joy forever.
 If the people of this state want a real example of what the state gov ernment will be if Hunt is re- selected here it is. A convict sentenced for robbery which might have also led to murder. is free today, roaming the state, and for what? Soliciting votes for Hunt.
Arizona republican., 1916-09-05

he didn't believe that the south side had been properly represented in the upper house in the past sessions. Now that it appeared that the more popu- lous north side seemed disposed to al low the south representation, he de- sired that the opportunity be embraced to the greatest advantage, hence his candidacy.
 In spite of lowering weather. which Mr Davis had aptly remarked was in consonance with the character of the democratic campaign, there, was mod : erately good audience which was held well to the end. which arrived about half past nine o'clock.
Arizona republican., 1916-09-05

BEAUTY PARLOR OPENS-Myra Wilson returned recently from her va cation trip to the east and her beauty and hair-dressing parlors in the Adams hotel will be opened for busi- ness on Tuesday.
Arizona republican., 1916-09-05
TOO LATE TO CLASSIFY

WANTED-Parlor girl Apply at once. Donofrios' Confectionery Store
 - l.
Arizona republican., 1916-09-05
Why Belts is
 Qualified

He was born and raised on his fathers farm in Missouri.
 20 years railroad experience as: Telegraph Operator, Station Agent, City Ticket Agent, Con- tracting Agent, Travelling Freight and Passenger Agent, Chief Clerk in the Assistant General Freight and Passenger Office.
 Other experiences and activities: In Colorado-Mayor of City. During his term of office he in- augurated the most complete municipal mountain water sys- tenn in Western Colorado, piping the water 20 miles and succeed ing in having a special Act of ConnraSC paycal lonatinO tn tba
Arizona republican., 1916-09-05

ity in the senate, he said. and sat down, while the audience was acding it's noise to that of the breeZes.
The daily Nome industrial worker., 1916-01-29
NOTICE OF FoRFE5TURE.

To Ed. M'Gettigan, Arthur Divert and Ed. P. M'Gettigan. your heirs, executors, assigns or perso
 nal representatives,:
 You and each of you are hereD. notified that I have caused to bo expended in labor and improve ments the sum of one hundred dollars for each year for the years I191s, 1911. 1912. 1913. 1914. on each of the following placer min ing claims The Morning Star group an association placer mining clai-n situated on the left limit of Bould- CT creek, tributary of Snake River ana the Electric placer mining |cfaim located on the right limit of Twin Mountain creek. said Hciaims being recorded and mofs fuify de scribed fin the records of the Cape Nome Mining and Recording tdis- trict in the Second Division of the Territory of Alaska. WY |.
 rho above amount has been ex- pended in order to hold said claims under the provisions of the law con cefning annual labor upon mining claims. heinz the amount required to hold said claims. H's" FaF H
 And you and each of you are further notified that If within ninety days after the last publica- ton of this notice you fail to contri- bute your proportion of said expen- diture, you Ed MGettigan and you Arthur Divert fer tho Morning Star group, and you Ed. P. MGettigan in the Morning Star group and the Electric claim, your interests in sai;: claims will become the property of tho undersigned, your Co-owner. under section 2324 revised statutes of the United States
 (Mrs.) B. M. O'CONNELL. Co-Owner.
 Date of first publ. Nov. 6. 1915 Date of last publ, Fob. 5. 1s1e.
The daily Nome industrial worker., 1916-01-29
eSftfi s4fh t4rtfti GERMAN ATTACK FAILED.

AMSTERDAM, Jan. 28.-The failure of the German offensive to break through the lines of the Ai- lies is said to have proven great disappointment to the Kaiser. The efforts made in Flanders were parsi- cularly determined but after an enormous waste of men and muni- tions they did not succeed in cap turing a single position. The losses were terrific.
 As fighting is still proceeding however, it is shown that the Ger mans have still hopes of wearing down opposition. Both sides agree that this has been the most vigor- ous effort in twelve months made to drive through. "'sa'
The daily Nome industrial worker., 1916-01-29
ALWAYS IN STYLE.

If you have your suit pressed, cleaned and repaired by us We will make them look like new We do dry or gasoline cleaning. We do steam cleaning.
 We make suits to order.
 We make alterations.
 We make and repair furs. We do clearing. pressing and re- pairing for Ladies and Gentlemen. We guarantee all work and our prices are reasonable.
 First class workmanship. Come and see us, we will give you our prices before we do your work. We appreciate your patronage
 NOME TAILORING co. Between Segerstrom & Hagen and
 Zehners Jewelry Stores.
The daily Nome industrial worker., 1916-01-29

LONDON. Jan. 2S.-The strategic
 value, of .Ayalona compelled tho AL lies to decide to retain it. The coI.- isvenience. for the de-barkation Of troops in future campaigns convin- ,ced the Allied war council that it's occupation is essential. With a
 strong force defending it by sea ana
 land it's capture by the Teutons will be difficult.
The daily Nome industrial worker., 1916-01-29
FHDERAFRD CnUKCH.
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 At tho Congregational Church. Sunday the following services wDis bs held. Rev. John Parsons, pastor. 'ftA. M. Bible School ana children's service. 2 x
 Adult Bible class will study Jesus Calls Four Disciples"
 2 P. M. Christian Endcavor.
 P. M. Worship and Sermon by Dr. John Parsons. Subject: George Eliot's Religious Message" Special music will be rendered by the choir.
 Ladies' Aid Society will meet Tuesday afternoon at 9 o'clock.
 The public is more than welcome to all the services of the church.
The daily Nome industrial worker., 1916-01-29

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