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University Missourian. [volume] (Columbia, Mo.) 1908-1916, 1916-06-08
Is II. kOHLEMAINEN THROUGH
Great Distance Runner Seems to BE In
Danger Of Losing Titles.

Is HanneS KOhlemainen through d?
The experts say So The famous
Finn. one of the greatest runners
that ever lived. has been dieting on
dust quite frequently of late This
is rare delicacy for Hannes. Dust
indulging is not on his menu But
time and new environment have quiet
ly stolen the fleetness from his heels.
and now the fast fiier from Finland is
looking on backs that he never en-
pected to see.
American food. of which Kohlt-
, nlainen is very fond. is the chief
cause of his retrOgressim. although
the fact that he has been indulging in
the hardest kind Of racing for the last
eight years is without doubt a prime
/ factor. In his native land of Finland
the great runner lived simpler and
nearer to Nature than he does in the
buzz and hustle of a great city like
New York
! kohlemainen first burst into the,
/ corner of the worlds eye by his WON
/ derful performances in the Olympic
games at Stockholm four years ago.
He won the cross-countrv race. the
/ 1,uh0-mcter run and the 100000 me-
/ ter run. He established worlds rec
ords in the two latter races which he
still holds. The 5.000-metpr race was
/ the greatest struggle ever witnessed.
/ kOly beat Jean BOun. the great
frenchman, by inches.
: After this cleanup. Hannes came
to this country and Joined the Irish
American Club. where he has been a
! most consistent winner ever since. as
+ he clearly Outclassed all of the Ameri-
can distance men.
Finland's laureiS seem safe. despite
| kOhlemainen's slipping Willie
I kyronen, a cCuntryman and pupil o,
the great Hannes. looks like a worthy
! successor. He recently beat koly in
a big marathon race of two thousand
starters held through the streets of
New York
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University Missourian. [volume] (Columbia, Mo.) 1908-1916, 1916-06-08
:,.00 ORPHANS HAVE OUTING
Rich New Workers Give Poor Annual
Picnic at Long Island.

EN Hlten IreSS.
NEW YORK. June S.-As in former
years five thousand orphan children
of New York were given their auto
mobile outing today by the Orphans
Automobile Day outing Association. at
Donnelly's Grove. College Point. l.. l.
Horace de LiSser. who last year pro-
vided the food Tor some 1000 chi:-
dren. Is president of the association.
Society folk who donated the use Of
their cars last year. will again loan
the machines. both commercial and
touring types. for this worthy chari-
y. The inmates of various children's
orphanageS look forward TO this out
ing with eager JOY. and the fulfllment
of their wishes depends entirely Oh
the number of cars and money given
for this purpose
University Missourian. [volume] (Columbia, Mo.) 1908-1916, 1916-06-08

one of the University publications, MIR
Pemberton frequently wrote for the
paper. His writings were supposed tC
be from a country boy in the Uni
versity writing to his father back
home, giving his views on University
life.
That was fifteen years ago. A short
time later Mr.. Pemberton gave lee
ture at the University, being advertis-
ed as Reuben" Since that time. said
Mr.. Pemberton today, the sobriquet
has stayed with him.
University Missourian. [volume] (Columbia, Mo.) 1908-1916, 1916-06-08
DETROIT BUSINESS MEN TO CtNr
GG0 Leave Toda, Tor Annual summer
Outing on Lake superior.

IN nltcu IreSS
DETROIT. MICH. June ~-GranG
Island. a private game reserve ,. TIE
Cleveland Cliffs Ir0h COMPANY. 10
Gated OFF the South shore o. lake Su-
periOr, will be the campin7 S~curG Of
some 6u0 Detroit business and rro-
fessional men who left here ;Cday on
the steamer City of Detroit Iii for ;he
annual cruise of the Detroit Board OF
Commerce.
The cruisers will arrive at the is
land. which is said to be one of the
most beautiful private parks III The
world. early Saturday morning.. The
return trip will be mada in time to
reach Detroit Monday might.
University Missourian. [volume] (Columbia, Mo.) 1908-1916, 1916-06-08
MORTON PEMBERTON on TOUR
Reuben" Former University Student,
With Chautauaua system.

ben" in chautauQua circles. left yes
terday for his summers engagement
with the Redpath-Vawter Chautauqua
System. He will give humorous lee
lures in Iowa. Minnesota and South
Dakota. He was here a few hours on
business
Mr.. Pemberton is a former student
of the University of Missouri. Ii was
while he was student here that he
gained the name of Reuben" In the
old days when the Independent was
University Missourian. [volume] (Columbia, Mo.) 1908-1916, 1916-06-08
CLEVELAND OPENS ART MUSEUM



CLEVELAND, June S.-The Cleve-
land museum of art was opened 10
the public for the first time today.
The great white marble building its
lines accentuated by the deep green
foliage OF Wade Park. stands on the
crest OF a hill overlooking a lake. 1t
required three years to build the
sjrGC ure. VII - cost $I.250.000
At the main entrance are bronze
statues Of John Huntington and HOr-
ace Kelley. who contributed largely
to the museum fund
The museum. of Greek architecture,
has every modern equipment necessa-
ry, including a system of sprinklers
10 spray water on the Sky-lights To
lesson the heat of summers sun
University Missourian. [volume] (Columbia, Mo.) 1908-1916, 1916-06-08

Missourian business office phone ~
University Missourian. [volume] (Columbia, Mo.) 1908-1916, 1916-06-08
NEW BULLETINS ARE ISSUED
College of Agriculture Sends Out Pam.
phlets on Extension Service.

Two new bulletins have just been is
sued by the College of Agriculture o,
the University. They are THE Work
of the Extension Service" and re-
port of the work done by this depart
University Missourian. [volume] (Columbia, Mo.) 1908-1916, 1916-06-08

We wish to call your attention
to our sentiments regarding hon
est advertising. 1t has always
been the policy of this firm to
coDhne itself strictly to the truth
in all its advertisements. We
guarantee every garment to be ex-
actly as advertised in every respect.
At the prices quoted we are actu-
ally losing money. We would
rather do this however, than carry
them over to a time when thev
cannot be sold.
University Missourian. [volume] (Columbia, Mo.) 1908-1916, 1916-06-08
ment in the last year.

ment in the last year.
"The Work of the Extension Sery-
ice" takes up the different forms of
service given by this department, sucn
as boys and girls clubs, agricultural
agents. movable schools and eradica
ton of stock diseases. These bulle-
tins may be obtained on application
to the College of Agriculture.
University Missourian. [volume] (Columbia, Mo.) 1908-1916, 1916-06-08
Three-PriCe Stores

The one-price store has a deservedly strong hold
public favor. because for the same goods 1t charges
the same price all customers But most stores sell
service we'll goods. and not all customers want
the service. So-eSpecially the Pacific Coast
quite number of stores have tried a three-prlCc
system and found that it works satisfactorily.
The price for the goods is the everybody.
Ilt if a wants the goods delivered, that
service if he credit, that /, another service If
customer the goods. plus delivery. plus credit
he pays a certain price If he carries the goods home,
thus dispensing with delivery service, he gets five
per reduction If he carries the goods home and
pay, cash thus dispensing with both delivery and
credit service. he gets off.
If a customer does not require the delivery service
the credit service he does not have pay for them
which is obviously fairer than rigid price.
whether delivery and credit service in
Cluded. If customer does not want the bother of
making change with every purchase he deposit a
given amount. against which hi, purchases
charged.
Those who have tried it say the of the sy,-
TEN depends upon the rigidnesS with which it is ad-
hcred to-'rom The Saturday Evening Post.
The Irish standard. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn. ;) 1886-1920, 1916-10-07
AN INSPIRATION.

Those who think that the beads
are only fit for the old and ILL
terate should read the recent ut
terance of that great Irish Prince
of the Church, Cardinal Logue,
Archbishop of Armagh. 1t is an
inspiration to every true Catholic,
especially during the month of
October. The Cardinal said:
II have on more than one &C.
casion joined in the Rosary with
the Pope in his Court of the Vati-
can; I have joined in the Rosary
in the cottage of the peasant; I
have seen the beads slip through
the fingers of the most learned
men I ever met: I have seen them
in the hands Of the ignorant, and
The Irish standard. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn. ;) 1886-1920, 1916-10-07
MAJOR QUINLAN's UNIQUE
RECORD

Unusual recognition has come
from the War Department to Cap
tain Dennis B. Quinlan, acting
judge advocate attached to the
Third division, with headquarters
i'll San Francisco. He has been
selected for permanent appoint
ment i'll the legal corps of the
army, with the rank of major.
The appointment of Captain
Quinlan is the first instance in the
history of the army of man who
rose from the ranks being given
"a permanent place in the Judge
advocates department. More
over, he was one of three officers
selected for majority i'll the legal
corps out of so applicants.
Captain Quinlan was a lawyer
and civil engineer before he Joined
the army as private. Since be-
coming an officer he took a three
years course in international law
at St. Louis University.
Back in 1898, when there was
a call for men to defend the flag,
Quinlan was i'll charge of the
Western field division of the
United States Geological Survey
i'll San Francisco. He had just
been selected to go into Alaska
for survey work. But the war
cry stirred him, and he entered
the Third Heavy Artillery as a
private.
AS i'll the army, so in civil life
Quinlan is a self-made man. He
was a coal miner in Michigan at
the age of 10, but his ambition
carried him from the black pits
to law degree at the University
OF Michigan. He practiced law
until 1894, when he entered the
Geological Survey. He was born
in 1871, and has 20 years to serve
in the army yet before he will
reach the age of retirement.
AS evidence of his all-around
ability as soldier, Captain Quin-
Ian won the pistol championship
of the army.
The Irish standard. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn. ;) 1886-1920, 1916-10-07
Down in Brooklyn, week ago

Down i'll Brooklyn, a week ago
last Sunday, the streets re-echoed
with the footballs of thirty thou
sand marching men parading
through the principal thorough
fares for the annual fall rally Of
the Holy Name Society. Practi-
cally every section of the borough
and of Queens was traversed by
the marcl1ers. AS in former years
there was no central rallying point
but the diocese was divided into
nineteen districts, in each Of
which a central rally church"
was selected. Thither the men
repaired after having first assem-
bled at the predetermined rem
devious.
What a sublime lesson these
marching men of Brooklyn leave
to their posterity, and each year
a noted increase is marked as Il
result of this commendable organ
ization.
The Irish standard. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn. ;) 1886-1920, 1916-10-07

way to mending when Lord
Lansdowne "undid his face"
Lord Lansdownc used to be Gov
ernor-General of this country.
Though we fortuitously survived
his departure he was not a bad
Governor-General. In England,
however, it seems that he "has a
great deal of influence. Ask any
well-informed Englishman, and,
even though he hates Lansdowne,
he will assure you Lansdowne is a
very great force in British publie
life. Fortunately for us in Canada
we are not so easily made victims
of old men of the sea. The British
Sinbad and the Irish Sinbad, too,
for he is somehow round the
necks OF both countries, should
speed the political undoing Of
Lansdowne and his ilk. Was it
not an impecunious ancestor OF
Lansdowne's Orchard Earl OF
Pembroke) who mended his for
tunes some time in 100 A. d. by
going to Ireland, marrying an
Irish girl and getting hold of UNI
told acres by de-devilling the SIM
pie Irish? This was no really
glorious foundation for the heri-
tage of the present Lansdowne
holds. But since he does hold it
he should consider it the greater
demand for his loyalty to Ireland.
1T should make him the more keen
to help the unhappy country to
its feet. But has he ever served
Ireland? No. He has galloped
round the earth on various high
missions for the British Empire.
Mere Ireland, the Ireland that
mended his ancestors fortunes
and gave him what he could never
have got by his merits i'll tlse hard
world of business-he ignores till
she comes near getting peace,
after all these centuries. Then the
great gentleman extends his hand
to snatch it from her if he can
A lordly spectacle Canadian
Freeman.
The Irish standard. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn. ;) 1886-1920, 1916-10-07
THE THREATENING EVIL.

Speaking in the Court Of Domestic
Relations in Chicago, Judge John Roo
ney said that three out of four cases
of domestic trouble which have come
before me since l have been on this
bench result from the neglect"o of hus-
band and wife to attend any church
services. l do not care what church
one attends, but do think any man
or woman could spare at least an hour
a week to pay reverence to the Omni-
potent. Every day l have parents be-
fore me neither of whom attends
church. How can they expect to have
any influence on their children's moral
training if they themselves do not set
the example in attending church.
The Irish standard. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn. ;) 1886-1920, 1916-10-07
humanity was as boundless as His
Infinitely MereIiul Heart.

Infinitely MerIiul Heart.
Catholic charity has been criti-
cised. 1t has been accused OF
prodigality and waste. The
charge in a sense is true. Our
Catholic institutions and societies
have horror of red tape and card
indexes. They know little of sci
entific giving. They are organ
lied not that they may learn when
and how to give but that they
may learn how to give more. The
theory of the Catholic Church has
always been that it is better to
help many unworthy ones than
to run the risk of refusing one
that is worthy.
The Conference will produce
great practical good. 1t means
that Catholic charity shall be able
to do greater and better work dur
ing the coming year. 1t may also
serve to call the attention Of the
American people to the truth that
the Catholic Church which first
taught the Christian ideal of the
brotherhood of man still cherishes
and practices in a heroic degree
the charity of Christ.
The Irish standard. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn. ;) 1886-1920, 1916-10-07
CODIFICATION OF CANON
LAW.

The colossal work of the Codi-
tication of Canon Law, which was
begun in March, 1904, and which
was expected to take only six
years in execution, has at last
been completed, after many final
retouchings, and will, it is an
nounced, be solemnly promul-
gated towards the end of the year,
possibly at Christmas. 1t will be
a lasting monument to the learn
ing, labor, energy and skill of Car
dinal Gasparri, the Papal Secre-
tary of State, who before and after
he was raised to the dignity Of
membership in the Sacred College
has been the life and soul of the
commission to which the great
task was entrusted.
The Irish standard. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn. ;) 1886-1920, 1916-10-07
NOTED CHICAGO PASTOR
RESIGNS.

Rev. T. F. eastman, for forty-four
years pastor of St. Jarlath's church,
Jackson boulevard and Hermitage
avenue, Chicago, has resigned his
charge and has been succeeded by
Rev. John Webster Melody, S. T. D.,
for many years professor at the Cath
Ollie University of America, Washing
ton. D. C. Father eastman ended
his long pastorate by quietly bidding
a few of the old parishioners farewell
last Monday and then left the city
for Hollywood, Cal, where he will
take up his residence.
The Irish standard. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn. ;) 1886-1920, 1916-10-07
A REMARKABLE PASTOR.

That Rev. DR.. Daniel O'Neill late
pastor of ST. Peters church, Worces-
ter, Mass, took no salary from the
parish during the thirty-three years
of his pastorate, became known when
his will was filed in probate court last
week. He turned back to the church
the Easter and Christmas contribu-
tions from the Pensioners. The bulk
of the estate goes to the bishop of
Springfield as residuary legatee, to be
distributed to such charities or in
situations as the bishop may elect.
The Irish standard. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn. ;) 1886-1920, 1916-10-07
KERRY'S HALL OF FAME,

Some English papers are very
wrathy because of the fact that
the late Lord Kitchener is de-
scribed as an Irishman, born in
the County Kerry. An investi-
eating committee seems to have
taken the matter up, with the idea
OF procuring evidence to show
that Kerry was not the Kitchener
natal county. A similar fuss was
made over Arthur Wellesley,
Duke of Wellington, who was so
little proud of being born in Ire
land that he asked if person
born in stable was to be con-
sidered a horse because of that
happening. Kerry has no pride
concerning such accidental deni-
zens as Kitchener or Wellington.
These bring no real glory to her
diadem of light. She has one
name pendant thereon which she
would not exchange for all the
Stars and Carriers, all the Legion
of Honors that were ever invented
to add lustre to the soldiers fame.
A bloodless victory, more impor-
tant to the cause of lnankind's
progress than a thousand Water.
loos or Soudans, makes the name
of Daniel O'Connell blessed all
over the civilized world. Water
loos could only make kings; Cath
Ollie Emancipation made a nation
freemen in country wherein
they had hitherto been slaves 10
a foreign tyrant and his Irish
sycophants and lackeys.
The city of Liverpool, Protest
ant though it be, has statue OF
O'Connell depicting him in the
act of striking the letters off
Negro slave and bidding him arise
and go forth a freeman. This is
historically true-for the Liberia
tor of Ireland was no less a Lib
orator of the enslaved races than
was Wilberforce. He hated slav-
cry, and he loved not siavehold-
ers. When the city of New Or
leans sent over a donation of a
thousand pounds toward the Re-
peal fund, O'Connell directed that
it be returned to the donors be-
cause it was largely the product
of enforced labor, and that was
abhorrent to the principle of Irish
freedom, in O'Connell's view
and rightly so. There was only
one O'Connell: Wellingtons and
kitcheners are thick as blackber-
ries, on the field of fame. They
are born every day; once in an
aeon is seen man Of O'Connell's
stature.-Standard and Times.
The Irish standard. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn. ;) 1886-1920, 1916-10-07
Rearet for o,Gornnan.

No departure from the National
Legislature will be more keenly re-
GREETED than that of Senator James
A. O'Gorman of New York, who came
to the Senate from the bench, where
he held one of the most distinguished
judicial positions in the Empire State,
and will return to New York to re-
sumo the practice of his profession.
Few men in the United States dur
ing their first term have attained the
prominence of Senator O'Gorman. He
is member of four of the most in
fluentfal committees Of that body
foreign relations, judiciary, naval af-
fairs and rules. Throughout his term
he has been the chairman of the inter-
oceanic canals committee and is also
member of the immigration COM
mittee, which in very substantial
manner deals with one phase of our
relations with foreign nations.
The Washington Post, in reference
to his retirement, says: Senator
O'Gorman will be remembered by his
colleagues as one of the most affable
as we'll as the most able of men, and
by the members of the press as a
statesman who was never too busy to
receive them and discuss the issues
of the day. His views are always in
demand, and while he does not always
yield to requests for interviews, he
knows how to refuse and still hold
fast to the warm friendship of every
member of the corps of Washington
correspondents"
One of the Senator's colleagues re-
Gently said of him: "He belongs to
the strong, conservative, high-minded
type of craftsmanship that character
lied former generation. He has
struck no theatrical poses, sought no
spotlights, but calmly, and with an
impressive dignity, he has gone his
way, true to- his own high character
and worthy of the imperial common
wealth he has SO splendidly served"
The Irish standard. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn. ;) 1886-1920, 1916-10-07
OTHER MEANS TO SUPPORT
CHURCH.,

Rev. Edgar O'Reilly, of ST. Patrick's
church, Chicago, has announced that
the annual bazaar of the church can
not be held because the mayor and
chief of police of Chicago have for
hidden wheels of fortune and raffles
at church bazaars. The priest an
nounced also that the rule of the
Archbishop that no church may give
dance has also interferred with the
revenues of the church. An assess
ment therefore has been levied on
each member of the parish for a days
pay each month for the next three
months.
The Irish standard. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn. ;) 1886-1920, 1916-10-07
MIRACLES NOT NECESSARY IN
MARTYRS cANoNlZATIoN.

The Rev. John J. Wynne, S. j., in
charge of the American work for the
canonization of Father Jogues, S. j.,
who was martyred by the Indians,
says that where proof of martyrdom
is complete and where the martrydom
was suffered in the highest and purest
way for the faith, proof of miracles
is not necessary for canonization. Had
proof of miracles been insisted upon
in Father Jogues' case, there are
stories of the shrine at Auriesville,
N. Y, which are not to be dismissed
with anything less than profound rev.
erence."
The Irish standard. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn. ;) 1886-1920, 1916-10-07
Not DisloyaI to America,


Great interest was manifested in
Washington over the reply of Jere-
miah A. O'Leary, president of the
American Truth Society, to President
Wilson's curt telegram to him scorn-
ing what he termed the "disloyal
vote.'
In a statement issued in Chicago
Mr.. O'Leary announced he had re-
piled as follows:
"In your telegram of yesterday you
have evaded every question that I
have raised. In acting thus you have
followed your usual method of carry
ing on a controversy. Ichal-
lenge comparison, both by heredity
and environment of my life and ante
cedents, with yours. While three of
my uncles were dying in defense of
the Union, those Of your kin who
dared to fight were struggling to de-
stroy it. In my brief contact with
public affairs have sought to follow
the advice and example of Washing
ton, of Jefferson, of Lincoln, and of
the other great Presidents, to the end
that all Americans might stand upon
the plane of equality and fraternity.
The word 'hyphenate' was
never heard in American public life
until you coined it to insult your
hosts, true Americans of Irish blood,
at the dedication of the Commodore
Barry monument in Washington.
"Now you speak Of disloyalty!
What do you mean-disloyalty to
America or disloyalty to England? I
stand as the men of my blood have
always stood, in favor of America, as
against every foreign power. Do you?
And particularly, stand against the
present aggressions of that power
from which we have wrung our free
dom in the revolution and which has
ever since, by force and guile, at
tempted to take it from us.
81 charge again that your foreign
policies, your Mexican entanglements,
your action on the Panama canal,
your failure to sustain American
rights, your trucking to England,
your approval of war loans and of the
munitions traffic are all subversive of
the interests of America" :.
The Irish standard. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn. ;) 1886-1920, 1916-10-07
URGE SOCIAL cENTERs.

Parochial schools should be used
more generally as social centers for
both children and adults, according
to views expressed by many speakers
at the final sessions of the national
conference of Catholic charities held
recently. Parish halls likewise might
be turned into meeting places for the
benefit of the community, it was sug-
gested.
The Irish standard. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn. ;) 1886-1920, 1916-10-07
CANADIAN COURIER"
PAYS ITS RESPECTS
TO LANDSDOWNE.

British statesmen need look for
nothing but disapproval from the
colonies-we are a colony and al
ways will be until Canadians
remedy the matter-over their
continued bungling of the Irish
problem. Apparently Lloyd
George had everything on the