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New Britain herald., 1916-09-05
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LEW KELLEY IS AT
 THE GRAND THIS WEEK

In what is probably the best offer ing that Lew Kelley has ever appeared in the Capitol City, during the many years that he has been pleasing audiences, is now holding down the boards at the Grand theater The name of the show is Hello New York; which in itself conveys that there is plenty of "pep" displayed. and there is. The scenes and plot of the burlesque are laid in the "big time city, the first scene being the famous Chatam Square, Second Four teenth street, etc. The performance is divided into two parts and there is not dull moment In either.
 The some old Professor Doper of other seasons in regard to makeup, Lew Kelley has, however, brought out this season a number of original say ings in his own droll and manner pe- culiar to users of the "pipe of hypo.' The songs are new and catchy, the girls are of the captivating kind and the costumes are beautiful.
 Moe Messing formerly manager of the Grand theater, is at the head of the company.
New Britain herald., 1916-09-05
Household WOte.s

Metal that is wrapped in waxed paper will not rust.
 Never use any but the freshest of eggs for the invalid.
 Tho best month for putting up peaches is September.
 weak solution of chloride of lime will remove peach stains.
 Washing the hands in oatmeal water will keep them white.
 Fresh, ripe fruit Is very whole some If taken early in the day.
 Ether is a very good thing to re- move grease stains from clothing.
New Britain herald., 1916-09-05
MOTHER
 FEATURE AT FOX'S

How a mysterious man, cast ashore by the waves exercises his Influence over a girl he has never seen before' makes her believe she married nm, and then leaves her, is told in William Fox's new photoplay productions: Ihe
New Britain herald., 1916-09-05
1enu for Tomorrow
Breakfast

Breakfast Sliced Peaches @Cereal with Cream and Sugar Flashed Green Peppers @olls Coffee Corn F'ritters # Raspberry Buns @ Iced Tea @ Barley Soup M Lamb Chops aHeas Duchesse Potatoes
 I Lettuce 3 Almond Cream Pie 8 Coffee Norn Fritters-Prepare one pint Of Bed corn. Beat up one egg, then a in a, cupful of milk, two table Anfuls melted butter, salt to taste, 8lgh flour to make thin batter 8 grated corn. Bake the same as Mdle cakes. Serve hot. &mond Cream Pie-Line pie 8ines with a fork, then bake 1n # oven and cool. Beat up one &ul thick cream, add one cupful #ched and chopped almonds, hall
 #ul sugar, half teaspoonful al- % Id extract and fill shell with mix
New Britain herald., 1916-09-05

6l surplus juices that exude from ked fruit can be boiled down, Ne q trifle richer and put into
 It will make good flavoring for Etin.
New Britain herald., 1916-09-05
Pads and Fashion

Shot silks are good in petticoats. Fur coats are made with a ripple flare.
 The new flat collars are in novelty shapes.
New Britain herald., 1916-09-05

Perfect sterilization of cans ant lids will insure successful canning.
New Britain herald., 1916-09-05

Spinach for fall use should be planted the second week in August.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1916-12-13
Battling Twin Social
Lions to be Married

ST. LOUIS, Dec. 13.-Though
it was planned not to make the
announcement just yet, it has be-
come known that the Dooley twins
are engaged.
Joe Che looks like WIFI is to
wed Miss Edmee Anheuser, and
Will Che looks like joel is be-
trothed to Miss Cornelia Howe.
Miss Anheuser is a member of
the brewing family and Miss
Howe is the daughter of James Fl.
Howe, secretary of medicine
company.
The Dooley twins are 22 years
old. They look so much alike that
even lynx-eyed book agents can't
tell them apart. In social circles
they have been a constant source
of confusion to their dancing part
ners because of their exact SINH
larity in appearance.
"Swisched" i'm Making Calls
About year and a half ago, ac-
cording to one of their friends,
Joe was to make an evening call
visit Miss Anheuser.
In a spirit of fun they Switch
ed"
Neither young woman discover
ed the deception and they could
hardly believe it when the joke
was told to them later, when they
found themselves engaged to the
wrong men. The brothers, how
ever, never made the Switch"
back.
Before they formed a partner
ship one of the twins was working
for an insurance agent in the
Pierce building. Returning from
lunch one day he met his boss"
on the street. Going up to him,
The said:
"How is my brother getting
along in your officer"
"Splendidly," replied the boss.
He is one of the best employees l
have and he is going to make
good. I'm glad to see you are so
deeply interested in his progress.
Mr.. Dooley."
Lhe deceptive Twin hurried BACK
to the office and was at his desk
when the boss" returned.
II met your brother on the
street." said the BOSS HE is
a fine young man."
Used Same Photograph
The likeness of the brothers
enabled them to economic in one
direction. One would go to a
photographer and have his picture
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1916-12-13
FRENCH
SHELVE
,JOFFRE


PARIS, Dec. 13.-General Jof-
fire. has a new post as councillor to
Premier Brands newly formed
war council"-a small, compact
body of executives modelled
along the lines of that just formed
In England by Lloyd-George.
Announcement of this post for
the man now in charge of all
Frances troops was made today.
Formal assumption of their du-
ties by the members of Brands
new official family was made to-
day, when the entire body appear
ed in the chamber of deputies.
They had been in conference with
President Poincare until midnight.
There are five membership
including Joffre as councillor :
as follows:
Premier BRAND, who retains his
portfolio as foreign minister; Alex
ander Ribot, minister of finance;
General Hubert Lyautey, minister
of war; Rear Admiral Lacaso, min
lister of marine; Albert Thomas,
minister of national manufactures,
including munitions and transport.
There are six other ministers
not members of the war council
and three under-secretaries who
are officially constituted as men,
bers of the ministry itself.
General Nivelle, defender of
Verdun, was officially announced
as commander of the French arm
les in the north and northeast.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1916-12-13
HE'S AGAINST POST.

1oisOA nv 4ahiCo.
According to the papers, every
body in Tacoma seems to be fall
ing over each other to boost for
the army post. You are publish
ing great many letters from
these boosters.
Well, | am against 1t, and will
say so even IL l stand alone.
AS producer and tax payer in
Pierce county for the past Is
years, I do not see how It is GO
ing to benefit a farmer 55 cents.
No wonder Fawcett thinks he
will have to explain 1t to every
farmer. A Just and righteous
thing would probably not need
quite so much explaining.
Neither do / like the moral side
of the question any better than
the financial.
Is q soldier a murderer? This
question is becoming pertinent to
thousands who never dreamed of
It few years ago.
/ notice the preachers are ia
voring the post because 1t would
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1916-12-13
FARMLAND FAVORS POST

Falkland voted 38 to Tuesday
and the Kapowsn
mously.
When the tax for the Stuck improvement
which will be in two the
will be Just about the same is said Frank Baker speak
Falkland.
John A. Res Thomas jr Henry d. Baylor
committee who motored Kapowsn
meeting which
endorsed unanimously
Mavor Fawcett said Tuesday that
the post on the ground that they would receive full
price their condemnation
socialists called him. saying they will make active campaign
against the bond issue.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1916-12-13
BRITISH
SCORN
TERMS

Omitted Press Leased wire.l
LONDON, Dec. IS. - The
British people have already
answered Germany's offer of
peace-"No, not on such
basis as proposed"
That answer was perfectly ap-
parent today. 1t was reflected not
only in the newspaper comment,
but in expressions from the people
on the streets.
The nation looks to Lloyd
George next Tuesday to frame this
answer. 1t cannot be a direct re-
Iply, since 1t is hardly expected
England's consultation with her
allies over what form the diplo-
matte answer shall be, can be con-
cluded that soon.
Press and public alike look to
Lloyd-George on this occasion to
voice the nations rejection of any
peace which is based on Germany's
idea of her victory.
Call 1t Preposterous
Germany's peace views, as given
out by a German embassy official
In Washington, were generally re-
garded as preposterous and un-
worthy Of serious consideration
here.
The only keynote Of difference
observable In editorial comment
today was whether the allies, in
their reply to the German note
should set forth therein their own
terms upon which peace discussion
would be considered. II the prac-
tical unanimity of opinion of the
press and public means anything,
the reply will be rejected.
Press comment ranged today all
the way from the Daily Nails sug-
gestion that Won Bethmann-Holl-
veg Is mo more entitled to the
courtesy of reply than an armed
burglar in a private house." to
that made by the Manchester
Guardian, that negotiations should
at least go as far as to ascertain
Germany's exact terms.
Stands Out Alone
Among numerous interviews
with public men gathered by the
London press there is only one ad-
vocating acceptance of Germany's
proposition and immediate en-
trance into negotiations.
That is the opinion voiced by
Philip Snowden, the empires lead
Ing pacificist, who considers that
the allies will incur an awful re-
sponsibility II they decline.
There was considerable opinion
that the note was merely a Clever
Teutonic trick" for the purpose of
starting discussion among the al
lies and possibly thus to create a
dissension.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1916-12-13
Here and Elsewhere

Financial condition of Buck.
ley, Pierce county; is shown to
be in good condition in report of
state bureau of inspection.
Finest line of bakery goods in
the city. Duenwald's, 1112
Broadway. adv.
Two hundred delegates attend
eighth annual convention of
Washington and Idaho division of
Farmers Educational and CO.
operative Union of America, held
in Spokane.
Several prisoners at Walla
Walla penitentiary will be given
paroles as Christmas gifts.
Agates polished and mounted.
Green stamps. Pfaff, 1147 Broad
way. adv.
Charles Percepini, miner, fl.
|. tally injured at mine In Wilkeson
when his head is crushed by fall
ing rock walls.
r. II. Banks Musicians Supply
q Repair Shop. 922 Commerce.
adv.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1916-12-13

give them such fine chance to
convert the soldiers. That seems
silly. Don't they know that a
true follower of Christ could not
remain soldier?
If these preachers were true to
their mission, instead OF boosting
for the army post, they would be
teaching the true economic causes
of war. The beastliness of the
soldiers calling.
Were half the powder that fill
the world with terror,
Were half the wealth bestowed
on camps and courts.
Given to redeem the human mind
from error
There we're no need of arsenals
or forts"
J. G. M'KEE.
Birmingham, Wn.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1916-12-13
Deaths.

Arthur G. Baber, 46, Tuesday
at family home, 5S1S North 47th
st. Body removed to G. G. Mel
fingers.
Mrs. Eva c. Csewke, 38, Tues
day at local hospital. Funeral in
charge of Buckley-King.
Funeral of Mrs. Sarah r. Tur-
ner Wednesday afternoon from
Buckley-King's. Interment, Ia
coma cemetery.
Funeral of Sievert M. Olson at
2 D. m. Wednesday from Bethle-
hem Norwegian Lutheran church,
Rev. Torsen officiating. Inter-
ment in Tacoma cemetery under
direction of G. o. Lynn.
Funeral of Lambert d. Cheney
at 10 a. m. Thursday from G. c..
Mellinger's, Rev. J. s. West off
.ciating. Interment in Sumner
cemetery.
Funeral of Webster Feyler
Wednesday afternoon from G. c.
Mellinger's. Rev. G. e. Mercy
nolds officiating. Interment, Ia
coma cemetery.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1916-12-13
BE CAREFUL,
SAYS JORDAN
(U.it.1 Pres, Lea..a WIRE,

SAN FRANCISCO, Dec. Ia
President Wilson must be eau
tious before he makes advances as
tn result of Germany's peace offer,
according to DR.. David Starr Jor-
dan, famous peace advocate.
He said today: President
Wilson must move slowly In all
his dealings. IT would be q terri
BILE calamity II, owing to a mis-
'step, Germany's peace proposals
should not materialize."
He believes the German offer
thoroughly frank and sincere.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1916-12-13
FUNERAL OF MRS.
KEASAL THURSDAY

The funeral of Mrs. Addie e.
Keasal, who died in Los Angeles
Dec. s, will be held at 1920
Thursday from the Buckley-King
chapel, Revs. Delmer H. Trimble
and ]. p. Marlatt, her old pastors,
officiating. The body arrived in
Tacoma Monday night. Inter-
ment will be In Tacoma cemetery.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1916-12-13
RUSH ON COUNTY
BAR CONTINUES

This week is starting out to be
q record-breaker in the liquor
permit business, 903 permits
being issued by the county auditor
Monday and $50 Tuesday. The
daily booze line" extends into the
corridor and almost chokes off
access to the other offices, and the
record books are Overlooking the
vaults.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1916-12-13
TO TEACH FOREIGNERS

bill providing for visiting teachers foreign
in the legislature this winter said State Senator Walter
Davis before National
Foreign fathers learn customs and language his work. and
the children
whom the introduction of American
cleanliness
Is intended a
District Naturalization Officer John Speed Smith commended
the work of the night schools
bureau and said I'VE these people think America
only not just America first"
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1916-12-13

made. He would order a dozen
and give six of them to his friends.
The other brother would take
them and distribute them as like
nesses of himself. No one could
tell the difference.
When one brother was too busy
to keep a fitting" engagement
with his tailor he would send the
other.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1916-12-13

TURN TO THE CLASSIFIED
WANT ADS ON PAGE z FOR
RESULTS. SEE PAGE SEVEN.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1916-12-13

TURN TO THE CLASSIFIED
WANT AIS ON PAGE z FOR
RESULT0. SEE PAGE SEVEN.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1916-12-13
in THE EDITORS MAUI

Short
personal
MANI
aot printed because they 'em short -
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1916-12-13

TURN TO THE CLASSIFIED
WANT ADS ON PAGE FOR
RESULTS. SEE PAGE SEVEN.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1916-12-13
URGE ORIGINAL NAMES

concerted effort Of the coast states restore original
graphical recommended by Col
Research
He here time changed
from Tacoma Rainier last the
the change a misnomer
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1916-12-13

Radio message saying that
steamer Grilse is sinking fast off
New England coast is picked up
by wireless station.
COroner's jury finds Frank
Amato killed his brother in SELF
defense at Portland Sunday night.
The brothers fired eight shots in
duel.
Cut flowers and floral work.
HIM, florist. So. 18th and K. adv.
Police recover two stolen Ford
cars taken from in front of Y. NJ.
G. A. Monday night.
More than 10000 people take
part in serious riots at Hamburg.
and 1000 are wounded, accord
ing to unconfirmed reports re-
ceived in London.
Horses sent by State college at
Pullman to Pacific International
Livestock exposition carry off
two championships, three first
prizes and one second prize.
Oranges are asked to join plan
for cooperative store for rail-
road men in Centralia.
COMMERCIAL BINDERY 3
PRINTING co. Main AIT. adv.
American legion sails from
Canada for Europe. Among Off
GERS are Capt. e. r. Edsen of Sc
attic.
Bomb made of two coffee tins
and stick Of dynamite found on
pier in Seattle.
No, you can't give booze away
for Christmas gifts this year. It's
against the law, rules prosecutor.
Xmas Stationery at Walter Berg
Stationery Co. adv.
Real estate men at luncheon in
Commercial club express opti-
mism over outlook in Tacoma.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1916-12-13
This Is a
SureEnOugh
OVERCOAT
Year

q wonderful BUSH
ness in this
department.
There is no real
favOrite model.
"KIRSCHBAUM'S
"WaldOrf" is q
beautiful long coat
with q belted back
and convertible
collar:
"LaClede" is
another "Kirschbaum"
coat, knee length,
moderately full in
the body, some
with velvet and
others with convert
ible collars, q
very Swagger garment
and q wonderfully
good selling model.
"Strand" is an
extreme Pinch Back
model, also a
"Kirschbaum' Gre
alton, a very
Classy Young Mems
coat that looks
like Money.
Then we have
the black and the
tan "Cravenette"
Raincoats covering
you from neck to
shoe tops, medium
weights in the tan
and olive coIOred
"Gaberdines" and
heavy weights In
the black Cheviots
and Meltons, all
loose fitting
garments and as
Good as Gold.
We want you to
see these coats at
$500, $500, $4,000,
$500 and $4,000.
We thank you for
reading this
advertisement.
DICKSON
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1916-12-13

Real estate men at luncheon in
Commercial club express opti-
mism over outlook in Tacoma.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1916-12-13

Xmas Stationery at Walter Berg
Co. adv.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1916-12-13

COMMERCIAL BINDERY q
PRINTING co. Main AIT. adv.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1916-12-13

Oranges are asked to join plan
for cooperative store for rail-
road men in Centralia.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1916-12-13

No, you can't give booze away
for Christmas gifts this year. It's
against the law, rules prosecutor
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1916-12-13

American legion sails from
Canada for Europe. Among Off
GERS are Capt. e. r. Edsen of Sc
attic.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1916-12-13

Bomb made of two coffee tins
and stick of dynamite found on
Milwaukee pier in Seattle.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1916-12-13

Horses sent by State college at
Pullman to Pacific International
Livestock exposition carry off
two championships, three first
prizes and one second prize.
The Washington times., 1916-02-08

I heard the other day of a stunt
which tho mother ot largo family ls
pulling off which | want to lass on
for what it is worth. SO lar, fol
her. il has worked beautifully.
The electric light hill had been un-
der discussion for months; 1t was
for too large. The mother of the fam
lIy was conN mced that the excess
vas due TO carelessncss on the part
Of the members ot her family, old as
well as young.
Now. she was woman who would
not nag. yet she hated waste In any
direction. Being a careful housewife
ahe had kept her light bills for sew
oraI years. end had proved to her
self by them that tho average for
tie i've months when artincial light
was most r,ecded was too much.
Calling a family counsel. she made
this proposition: Taking the heaVi-
est hill as maNimGm, 7he said that
the difference between that sum and
the electric bill. as rendered monthly
should be given 10 the three chill
dren Of the family for some extra
pleasure, a Visit to the theater an
extra dessert or book that they
might all enjoy.
The plan has worked rs she hoped
II would.
This matter Of household economy
The Washington times., 1916-02-08
Let the Children Help
How One Mother Solves the Problem of Economy in
Household Bills-Sharing the Responsibility
With All the Family.
BY LAURA CLAWSON.

Is a pressing one with many moth
crs. The trouble often is that they
themselves are carrying the whole
burden. when it might easily be d.
vided by making the children feel
that some OF the responsibility Is
theirs.
Carelessness about liGnt. about
toilet articles, writing paper and =
hundred other things used by the
family in common is habit which
is responsible for the failure cf even
q generous income TO meet the de-
mands upon it.
We do not allow the servants in
our kitchens to bC wasteful With
food supplies. The heads Of the
household mindful Of the days when
the childrens college bills will be
coming on, practice many small per-
Sonal economies.
Why not teach the children to be
careful Of such things. too?
It is a habit which makes for the
comfort OF all. Il is this habit OF
CarefulnesS. such as switching on
tHe light when II is not II use, dry
ing the cake Of soap, using n pad Of
cheap scratch paper instead of ex-
pensiVc stationery, which makes the
welcome guest in a private house.
and the Considcratc ono in n hotel
children to feel the PRESSURE OF need:
neither do We wish to inculcate the
idea OF stinginesS into their minds;
but there is a happy mean.
They can appreciate the actual
wrong of waste without denying
themselves or others tho actual com
fort of such supplies as are in eVrrY
day use.
Copyright 1916, by Laura cIawsonD
The Washington times., 1916-02-08
High School FrdtS Bad
Because Boys and Girls
Are Not Mature Enough
Old Idea That Girl Doesn't Come Out Until She Out
Of School Has Lot of Real Common
Sense Behind It,
BY WINIFRED BLACK.

HEY'RE having trouble about the
secret societies in the high
schools all over the country out
i'm San Francisco they've had to
expel a number OF boys and girls be-
cause they persisted in joining secret
societies against the express order of
the board of education. Some of the
parents were quite cross about it. They
said they didn't see why the board Of
education should butt in"
what's the harm i'm having parties
and inviting your friends, and who's
the worse for a few passwords. y grip.
and a sorority PIN" said the parents.
"The girls have got to 60 out into So
ciety some time, and so have the boys.
IL they are any. iy. Why not let
they're still in It. 'Th school"
Wrong Ideas About Life?
Tho old idea that girl doesn't
come out" till she's through school
has a lot of common sense behind it.
az most OF the we'll established GUS
toms in any country seem to have.
Who's Jimmy Jones-.the one who
wants TO take your little Mary Ann
to the sorority party tonight Where
did he come from? What sort OF
woman brought him up what Kind
OF q father has tried TO train him:
What sort OF a chap IS he himself?
10 you know anything about him.
Does she?
What kind of a girl is the little
flirting, gigglinR goose your son
wants 10 take to the frat dance this
week? Oh, all the nonsense and the
cruelty and the wtckedness ana the
dreadful misery doesn't BEGIN with
the boys always. There was Mrs.
aerpent-or Miss-hlding some
where in the bushes in the very Gar
den of Eden itself.
Where is your boy getting the
money that It takes to hire taxi
Gld pay his share for the music and