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The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1916-10-05
Good Backs for old
Hood River Residents Are Learning
How to Exchange the Old Backs
for Stronger One.

Does your back ache, feel weak and
painful?
Do you suffer headaches, languor and
depression?
Is the urine discolored, passages ire.
gular?
The kidneys may be calling for help.
Weak kidneys cannot do their work.
Give them the help they need.
To cure kidney backache you must
cure the kidneys.
Use tested and proven kidney reme-
DIV.
Doan's Kidney Pills have stood test.
Convincing proof of merit in Hood
River endorsement.
E. U. Rodger, railroad brakeman, 1901
Columbia St., Hood River, says: al
haven't hadoccasion to take Doan's Kid.
ney Pills for number of years, but,
speaking from past experience, recon-
mend them. for found them just the
thing for backache. | took two boxes
of Doan's Kidney Pills, when my back
was burting, and since then, | haven't
had to use anything for backache OF
kidney trouble"
Price Soc, at all dealers. Don't simply
ask for kidney remedy-get Doan' s
Kidney Pills-the same that Mr.. Rod.
gers bad. Fostes- Milburn Co., Props,
Buffalo. n. Y.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1916-10-05
When You Take A Cold

With the average man cold is ser.
ious matter and should not be trfie with
as come of the most dangerous diseases
start with common cold. Take Cham
berlain's Cough Remedy and get rid OF
your cold as quickly as possible. You
are not experimenting when you use
this remedy, as it has been in use for
many years and has an established rep
utation. 1t contains no opium or otl.er
narcotic. Obtainable everywhere.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1916-10-05
CLUB PAYS TRIBUTE
TOLATE E.E. COVERT

Resolutions of respect for the late E.
E. Coovert. prominent Portland attor-
ney, who passed away at the Good Sa-
maritan hospital in Portland Saturday
evening following an operation for ap-
pendicitis, we're adopted Monday by the
Commercial club. MIR. Coovert was
well know in Hood River, having made
frequent visits here with S. Benson,
whose legal adviser he was.
Mr.. Coovert, in the company of Gov
ernor West in 1912. made one of the
first addresses in Hood River urging
that some definite action be taken to-
waid construction of the Columbia
River Highway.
Funeral services were conducted
Monday afternoon from the Scottish
Rite cathedral in Portland under Ma
sonic auspices. Mr.. Coovert was also
a charter member of the Knights Of
PythIas lodge of Portland.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1916-10-05
AT new ELECTRIC
Today

quay
Fl. B. Warner and Clara Williams in
"The Market of Vain Desire" a grip
ping story of modern life. Also Fay
Trucher in a Fine Arts comedy, "The
Two O'clock Train" PURITY"
Friday and Saturday
Victor Moore and Anita King in Par
amounts latest success, "The Race. -
Founded on many incidents which took
place when Anita King crossed the con-
tinent by automobile alone, being the
first person, man or woman, to accom-.
plish this feat. With the presentation
of this picture Anita King joins the
ranks Of Lasky stars. Last autumn she
started alone from San Francisco in an
automobile carrying message from
the mayor of that city to the mayor of
New York, stopping on her way across
the country and spreading the gospel
of clean pictures for clean people. Her
trip took 43 days and nights and she
was compelled to undergo great hard
ships, but she accomplished her end.
And now, with Victor Moore as the
star, Anita King will be seen in pho
toplay of automobile incident. "The
Race" is full of daring incident, hair
raising episode and thrilling moments.
Also one of those funny Mr.. Jack COM
edies. PURITY"
Sunday and Monday
Beautiful Norma Talmadge in ''Go-
ing Straight" and big Mark Swain in
his latest comedy success. Ambrose 8
Cup of Woe." PURITY"
Mary Pickford. queen of the screen.
in THE Eternal Grind" Also a Para
mount photograph. PURITY"
V. M. Kolstad at the organ.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1916-10-05
Car Drives Over Street Sien

Mrs. Vincent Cook and son of Port
land. the latter driving the automobile
passed up Oak street, Hood Rivers
most prominent business thoroughfare
lastssweek, the new "turn-to-t -the-right'
signs set in the center of the street
intersections we're not noticed. Young
Cook drove his machine over one of the
tripods holding the signs. breaking it.
Officer J. X. Carson had the sigr
support repaired and the bill wat
assessed to Mrs. Cook, who remitted.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1916-10-05
Big GAME SIGHTED
Il IN MOSIER VICINITY
From the MOsier Bulletin

While coming over the Columbia
River Highway Sunday black bear
was seen in the road short distance
from MIR. and Mrs. G. F. Pierce, of
Spokane, who we're en- route to their
home after a camping trip through Or
egon and California since June l. Mrs.
Pierce, who first sighted the bear
called to her husband, who reached for
his gun and shot Mr.. Bruin, who only
rambled of through the timber half a
mile east of the city. A pursuit was
made by Mr.. Fierce and Forrest Jenne.
of Gresham, Or, who with his wife
was motoring over the highway, and
before the bear was finally dropped
seven shots had been fired. Bruin was
only yearling and weighed about ITS
pounds and is thought to have been the
same bear who recently killed pig of
a local rancher. Mr.. Pierce was proud
of his trophy, as it was the only big
game which he had secured on his trip,
although through southern Oregon and
California he had caught considerable
trout and baged numerous wild fowl.
Four bears were reported seen near
the head of Mosier creek by Ed Jasper,
who resides south of this city. Fred
Evans, accompanied by W. H. Corey
of Hood River, with their dogs, have
start ted in pursuit of them.
On Thursday of last week, H. D..
Jones while starting to sit down to
breakfast with his brother in the
Grandview district east of the city,
saw big buck deer come to the top of
the hill near his place. pause for mo-
ment, and then becoming frightened at
somthing, dart back from whence he
came. The deer. with his big horns.
made very pretty silhouette against
the sky, and it is thought that he has
probably sought the upper recesses of
Hog Canyon.
II is said that the lack of huckleber-
ries and other wild berries in the
mountains this year is driving the bear
close to civilization in search of food.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1916-10-05
REGISTRATION Is
SHORT BY 700

The total registration of Hood River
county electors up to the first of the
week 1852. was 1872 short of that of
1914. The Republican registration was
for the coming general election. was
1886 as compared with l.758 for 1914.
and Democratic 500 as compared with
519 for 1912
The registration of local electors
segregated as to party affiliations and
sexes was as follows: Republican
men, 1045 and women SOL; Democratic
men 1888 and women 1856; Progressive
men Z and women s; Prohibition
men Al and women 81: Socialists-men
81 and women %; Independent-men
81 and women 25; total-men 1906 and
women 878.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1916-10-05
Telephoning Stamp Orders

The Glacier wishes to ask the apple
growers who wish name stamps made,
to either call at the Office or submit
plainly written copy for same. Of
course. where it is necessary to use the
telephone, we are glad to accept orders
at growers risk. We make this sug.
gestion, because of the errors arising
from phone ordefs. 1t is very difficult
to distinguish the sound of different
letters over the telephone, and thus
errors..are easily made. The stamps
once made incorrectly are worthless
both to the grower and the m aker.
Stock number stamps, varieties and
grades may be obtained on phone or
der. The Glacier will be glad to fiji
such orders by parcel post.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1916-10-05
Tax Money Coming in Fast

Tax money. according to Sheriff
johnson, has been coming into his Of
flee at the rate of about 1000 per day.
Sheriff johnson estimates that approx
imately $40, 900 has been collected dur.
ing the week preceding today, the final
day on which taxes are payable with
out penalty. The total taxes of Hood
River for the year reach the sum of
$236, ,0l7.58.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1916-10-05
Master Serr Scores SO

Lawrence Marshall 'Serr, the yeal
old son of Mr.. and Mrs. Ted Serr, OF
this city, is Hood Rivers prize baby,
The year old lad in test administered
by DR.. H. l.. Dumble scored almos,
perfect. making 80 per cent.
The little boy is the grandson of MIR.
and Mrs. Henry Serr. No Hood River
granddaddy is prouder than Grandps
Serr.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1916-10-05
How Catarrh Is Contracted

Mothers are sometimes so thoughtless
as to neglect the colds which their chill.
dren contract The Inflammation of the
mucus membrane, at first acute, be-
comes chronic and the child has chronic
catarrh, disease that is seldom cured
and that may prove life's burden.
Many persons who have this loathsome
disease will remember having had fire.
quent colds at the time it was contract.
ed. A little forethought, a,bottle oi
Chamberlaln's Cough Remedy judici-
ously used, and all this trouble might
have been avoided ;obtaina BILE evervwh' e
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1916-10-05
Living Cost Goes Up

The cost of living is going up il
Hood River. Beginning with Sunday
FIVE local dairy concerns raised theil
price on 80 quarts of milk per month
from 81. so to So, and other prices pro.
portionately. Local bakeries have re.
duced the size of their FIVE cent loavet
of bread from l6 to Is ounces. and the
10 cent loaf from 32 to 28 ounces.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1916-10-05
No Refrigerator Car Shortage Anticipated

Local apple shipping agencies do not
anticipate any trouble from shortage
of Refrigerator cars in handling the
seasons crop, estimated at an approxi-
mate l400 cars.
"Our fruit" says Wilmer Sieg, "is
handled in cars of the Pacific Fruit Ex.
press, the management of which has
taken every precaution to safeguard
the interests of the fruit growers
served bythem. We are expecting
plenty of cars to handle our ship.
ments."
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1916-10-05
Rheumatism Follows Exposure

In the rain all day is generally follow
ed by painful twings of rheumatism and
neuralgia. Sloan's Liniment will give
you quick relief and prevent the twinges
from becoming torture, 1t quickly pene-
trates without rubbing and soothes the
sore and aching joints. For sore, stiff,
exhausted muscles, that ache and throb
from overwork, Sloan's Liniment afford
quick relieve. Bruises, sprains, strains,
and other miner injuries to children are
quickly soothe1 by Sloan's Liniment.
Get bottle today at your druggist, 25c.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1916-10-05
Real Estate Transfers

data furnished by the Hood River
Abstract & Investment Co..
Hood River Irrigation District te
F. H. Strong, quit claims interest in
west S5 acres in sec. a, twp 2 N. R.
10 E.
J. c. Howorth to Fred Billing. con-
yeys lots as and 81 Riverside Park,
Dee.
Guda Binswanger and husband tC
Walter Ford, conveys 26 acres more
or less in sec. 4. twp 2 NJ, r. 10.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1916-10-05
Card Of Thanks

We desire to express our sincere
thanks to our friends and neighbors
for the many kind acts and helpful
sympathy extended US during the our
recent bereavement in the loss of our
wife. daughter and sister. Mrs. Claudia
Stone. W. H. Stone,
| Mrs. Ida Parker
| and Family.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1916-10-05
Sunday and Monday
Dependency

When you feel discouraged and de.
spondent do not give up but take dose
Of Chamberlain's Tablets and you are
almost certain to feel all right within a
day or two. Dependency is very often
due to indigestion and biliousness, for
which these tables are especially valua-
BILE. Obtainable everywhere.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1916-10-05
For A Muddy Complexion

Take Chamberlain Tablets and adopt
a diet of vegetables and cereals. Take
outdoor exercise daily and your COM
plexion will be greatly improved within
a few months. Try it. Obtainable
everywhere.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1916-10-05

If YOU want shoes that don't 60
wrong 20 to Johnsen's.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1916-10-05

Owing to limited Rail heavy BAGGAGE will ba
hahod On the steam TRAINS either advance following
The Kennewick courier-reporter. [volume] (Kennewick, Wash.) 1914-1938, 1916-07-06
GR0TEsQUE FASHIONS.
Hate and Hair FriIIs In the Time o
Marie Antoinetto.

Hate and Hair FriIIs In the Time Of
Marie Antoinetts.
Some Of the fashions in France dur.
Ing the reign Of unfortunate Queen
Marie Antoinette were exceedingly alb
surd, particularly hairdressing and
hats, which were trimmed with such
an extravagant wealth Of feathers that
the coaches had to have their seats
lowered. According to Nine. Campan.
mothers and husbands murmured. and
the general rumor was that the queen
would ruin the French ladies'
One day Louis XVI. decided to for
bid the court in body to follow the
royal hunt in coaches. In order to be
freer he wished only to permit real
sportsmen to attend. The noble ladies
Immediately rebelled. and the Princess
Of Monaco criticised the decision by
means of her headdress. upon which
arose miniature royal coach, followed
by two gentlemen on foot in CATERS
On the left of this was displayed a
cypress garnished with black tears. the
large roots being formed Of Grape.
More absurd still was the hairdress-
ing Of the mother of Louis Philippe,
upon whose head every one could ad-
mire her son. the Due de Beaujolais, In
the arms Of his nurse, as well as par
rot pecking at a cherry.
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THIRST fAMEs WILD BEASTS.
Savage 6rutss Respect Each Other's
Right to Drinking Water.

Savage Brutss Respect Each Others
Right to Drinking Water.
Just as one dog viii respect another
dogs bone so even the fiercest forest
beasts have their unwritten laws and
their little conventions.
One common idea which has found
its way into scores of books Of adven.
ture is that the lion and tiger take ad-
vantage of the fnsistent call Of thirst
to get supper-that is to say, they go
down to the water pool the only one
for miles around, take q good drink
themselves and then lie In wait for
some gazelle or giraffe or ibex coming
there for a like purpose in order to
spring upon the poor creature while in
the act of drinking and make q meal
Of it. 80 &. ~.+. va. F.. q -a.
Yet this is a Ibelous estimate of wild
beast character. The fact is that there
is sort Of truce Of the water hole in
jungle and forest. AS far as killing Is
concerned the drinking place Is out Of
bounds. There is an invisible notice
board on its banks which says, Live
and Let Live" and 1t is implicitly
obeyed. -sr + -~5.. -..
There is an order Of precedence. The
rhinoceros gets first drink. He is the
Dreadnought Of the forest jungle
Then comes that old ironclad the ele-
plant
When he has lowered the tide mark
and made the water more like coffee
than anything else the big pussy cats
stroll down to quench their ardent
tongues-the lions. the leopards in Az.
rica, the tigers In India, the jaguars
and pumas In South America. rra.
Meanwhile the shy animals-the 81.
RATES., deer, sprfngboks and even the
buffaloes. although they are a match
for lion-stand In the background
and wait till the carnivora have DONE
But the latter never prevent their ap-
proach to the water or waylay them on
their retirement. And that is better
manners-aye. and better morals-than
many men shov.-Pearson's.
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sALUTEs BY GUNFIRE.
Origin Of the Custom and Of the 101
Blasts For Monarchs.

Origin Of the Custom and Of the 101
Blasts For Monarehs.
There is good deal more in this
most delicate and important matter of
salutes by gunfire than is always un
derstood. 1t has history Of its own.
which goes back nearly as far as the
use Of gunpowder in war, and whether
1t was adopted as means of reassur
ing ones visiting acquaintance that
ones guns were empty Of cannon balls
and ones soul of guile or whether 1t
was begun merely as an organized
noise in honor of guest does not
greatly matter. =,
Toward the end of the fifteenth cen
fury salute of guns was recognized
compliment. though the number to be
fired seems to have varied. An acct.
dent Is said to have settled when to
stop firing In the royal salute. The
Emperor Macmillan l., returning to
the city of Augsburg after an expedi-
ton. was received with what should
have been salute of q hundred guns
The officer in charge Of the artillery
lost count in his nervousness and in
order to make sure that the full mum.
Der was rendered discharged an extra
piece.
The city Of Nuremburg. which was
the next to have the honor of enter
tanning the emperor, thought that the
new number was official and followed
the example Of Augsburg. Thus the
highest honor that was payable by
gunfire became 1O1 rounds.
The greatest salute ever fired was
that of 1,O01 guns. which in 1910 greet
ed the arrival in France of the ship
bearing Napoleon's body from St He
lena, although at the imperial durbar
In 1911 the imposing salute Of 1O1
gums" each fired by salvos Of six
pieces. was no bad second. OF others
there was salute fred some few
years ago ut the blessing of the waters
of the Neva by the present car that
might well have marked an epoch
There was also the salute without
which the kaiser on his famous visit to
Palestine refused to land at Beirut
Perceval Landon in London Telegraph.
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after the soda water glass has been
emptied of its contents.
When completed the Lincoln high
way will stretch 5000 miles. At pres
ent they are trying to make about 400
miles of Lincoln highway stretch 5000
miles.
In writing scenarios for the movies
remember that having the villain COM
NIT hari-sari is much cheaper than
feeding him powdered diamonds.
On account of the increasing num-
Der of suicides, member of the Brit
ish parliament asked for leave to
bring in a bill to make it capital
offense.
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Facts Not Worth Knowing

No matter how much you NOW the
grass on lawn it never seems to get
discouraged.
Scientists have figured out that the
life of the z on typewriter is much
longer in Dublin than it is in Petrc.
grad.
Patents have been refused to a
Yonkers man who claimed to have
evolved a method to prevent ocean
voyagers from being kicked by angry
fish.
A nice, gargly noise can be made
by inhaling vigorously on the straw
The Kennewick courier-reporter. [volume] (Kennewick, Wash.) 1914-1938, 1916-07-06
Parrot. Of Mexico,

What the wild pigeon once was In
point Of numbers to the United States
the parrot, Of varying shades Of color
and all sizes. is to old Mexico. Flights
Of these birds frequently darken the
midday sun in the hot country, and
they become SO tame around the camps
of engineers that the birds are given
Individual names and soon become reg
ular pets. Whenever the parrots de-
sert the forest and alight on the
ground in the open spaces of the jun.
gle the natives recognize their actions
as sure warning Of an impending earth.
quake
The Kennewick courier-reporter. [volume] (Kennewick, Wash.) 1914-1938, 1916-07-06
INDlA's FAMOUS ROAD.

IL Was the Worlds Greatest Highway
Before Rome Was Born.
Search where you will, you win find
no highway in the whole world so TO.
mantle as the Grand Trunk road of
India.
A stately avenue Of three roads In
one-the center Of hard metal, the
roads on each side ankle deep in silvery
dust fringed by double rows of trees.
1t runs for 1.40O miles through the vast
northern plain which skirts the Hima-
layas, from Calcutta to far Peshawur,
which keeps sentinel at the gate Of AZ
ghanistan.
From horizon to horizon 1t stretches
like broad white ribbon, as seemingly
straight as If traced by gigantic
ruler. And dotted along its entire
length are hundreds Of serais (wayside
rest houses). each with its arched and
turreted gateway. its spacious inclos.
ure, In which humans share shelter
with oxen. camels and goats. and its
central well of sparkling water.
For 5000 years the Himalayas have
looked down on this road and seen 1t
as they see it today. 1t was the worlds
greatest highway before Rome was
Graded, when the aboriginal Indians
drove their cattle over the very spot
where the motorcar dashes today.
Alexander the Great led his Greeks
along it to the conquest Of northern
India. and Buddha himself took his
daily walks along 1t centuries before
Christ was Graded.
1t has seen a hundred generations
come and CO. a score of dynasties rise
and fall. And yet today it is to the eye
exactly the same as in the long gone
years when Nineveh was proud city.
New York Journal
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Contemporary Opinion Of Beethoven.

Contemporary Opinion Of Beethoven.
When the First Trios and the First
Symphony appeared the conservative
critics declared that they were "the
confused explosions of a talented
young mans overweening conceit."
The Second Symphony was called a
monster, q dragon wounded to death
and unable to die. thrashing around
with its tail in impotent rage! Later
Won Weber declared Of the sublime
Seventh Symphony that ''the extrava.
gances of this genius have reached
their ne plus ultra, and Beethoven is
quite ripe for the madhouser'-Dole In
Famous Composers"
The Kennewick courier-reporter. [volume] (Kennewick, Wash.) 1914-1938, 1916-07-06
A Remarkable Shawl.

The empress of Russia was once pre-
scented with shawl Of remarkable
kind. 1t is contained In box only a
few inches square, in which it fits cas-
lily, yet when it is shaken out it is ten
yards square. This notable gift was
the work of some women weavers in
Orenberg. southern Russia, by whom it
was presented. The box containing it
is of wood. with hinges. hoops and
fastenings of beaten silver.
The Kennewick courier-reporter. [volume] (Kennewick, Wash.) 1914-1938, 1916-07-06
Second Siaht.

An Irishman and his English friend
were out rabbit shooting. They had
been very unsuccessful and were re-
turning, downhearted, when they saw
q hare dart out Of the hedge.
Mike. in amazement. failed to shoot
and the hare escaped.
"Why didn't you shoot ft?" asked the
Englishman.
"Shure," said Mike. II didn't see It
till it was out Of sight Tele-
graph
The Kennewick courier-reporter. [volume] (Kennewick, Wash.) 1914-1938, 1916-07-06
A War Horse.

A professor who had bought shabby
looking horse asked his coachman to
try it. After the animal had been
driven around the road a few times the
professor asked Pat:
"What do you think of himT
"Bedad. he'd make fine war horse"
said Pat.
"Why. how is that?" asked the pro-
lessor.
Because" said Pat, he'd sooner die
than run."-Pittsburgh Telegraph.
The Kennewick courier-reporter. [volume] (Kennewick, Wash.) 1914-1938, 1916-07-06
Something Easier.

Neither the bride nor the bridegroom
knew much about housekeeping. He
was helping with the Sunday dinner
and had split about thousand peas
with carving knife. Then he spoke
up:
"Darling!"
Eyes, dear?"
"Don't let's have split pea soup.
Let's have mashed potatoes.
vile Courier Journal.
The Kennewick courier-reporter. [volume] (Kennewick, Wash.) 1914-1938, 1916-07-06
Gladstone,s Ono Pun.

It is not generally known that Glad
stone once In his life made pun.
When Blondin appeared at the Crystal
palace he went to see the acrobat and
remarked that the performance was
very interesting to chancellor of the
exchequer as an example Of balancing.
London Standard.
The Kennewick courier-reporter. [volume] (Kennewick, Wash.) 1914-1938, 1916-07-06
Sha Explains,

at is impossible. Ferdy. l can't
marry you
"Then why did you let me make love
to your
"Out of pure kindness of heart l
thought you needed practice badly
Kansas City Journal
The Kennewick courier-reporter. [volume] (Kennewick, Wash.) 1914-1938, 1916-07-06

To give awkwardly is churlishness.
The most difficult part is to give. Then
why not add q smile?-La Bruyero.