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Arizona republican., 1916-12-23
OUT OF THE BLIND ALLEY

When congress passed the Hay bill, it turned off the highroad of genuine military preparedness and entered blind alley.
 Congress had chance to turn to universal train ing, and it chose voluntarism.
 Congress had chance to turn toward universal service and it chose to pay certain selected citizens for carrying the burden which belongs all
 Congress had chance to abolish for all time the present divided control of military forces, eliminate the individual states military factors and t chose to rivet control upon the military Liberalization"
 Then came the mobilization upon the border, and the end of the blind alley into view.
 The task before congress is snouid be obvious to all The country must be backed out of the blind alley of voluntarsm and state control Unto which it has been so panstakingly driven) and led out upon the broad and democratic highway which leads towards universal training.
 Universal training means that to every fit citizen shall come the chance to learn to defend his home and his country-The Outlook.
Arizona republican., 1916-12-23
How Iowa Settles Things

Iowa lawyers are noting with much interest the finish of suits which have been in the courts of that state since 1905 and which have made total of three appearances before the court of the state. The length of the litigation and the Der of appearances in the supreme court not greatly of the common, but it is said that the Iowa supreme court never before was asked to con- slider dispute involving little money value.
 The dispute started in Lee county, the south of the state when W. L. Henkle. wealthy farmer gave pictures country school of his district. The prints with Sunday newspapers and the four, the testimony showed, were worth in the neighborhood of ten cents and were entitled respectively "The Rough Riders," ''Warships" An English Scene" and Rock of Ages" The pictures hung the walls of the schooroom for time and then disappeared, as things apt to do in a try school When Henkle heard of the absence of the exhibits he angry and interviewed the teacher Miss Martha Richardson, but gained little satisfaction in that way.
 Miss Richardson boarded in the home of Jacob Krehbiel, and Henke secured a warrant and caused the Krehbel house be searched for the four miss ing pictures. Four were found, but Miss Richardson said that they the identical four that Henkle had given to the school She fought their and in the county court. whereupon Henkle red the to the supreme court, which sustained the lower court.
 In the meantime, Krehbiel indignant because his house had been searched by officers by Henkle brought suit against Henkle to damages He lost in the county and he. too, went to the supreme court which remanded the for retrial Again he lost and again he carried the to the supreme court This time the lower court tained and Krebels at end. Henkles earlier.
 No has attempted to estimate the expenses of the two suits in their wanderings through the courts, but nothing obscures the fact that the pie lures not worth than ten cents, the value which originally put upon them. If Henke. Krehbie and Miss Richardson had given to the school district what they expended courts and lawyers, the country school in which the trouble started would have been the best in county and would have been object of pride to all If all that money had been spent in pictures which might have included "old masters there would not be another such art display in any school in the country.
Arizona republican., 1916-12-23
FOR YOU TO REMEMBER

KeeD your own room in tasteful order. Have hour for rising, and rise. Always know where your things are. Make somebody happy every day. Begin Always look neat, around the house. Never disturb others when they are busy. Never fuss fret or fidget Speak politely tc everybody Work neatly, quietly and quickly. Study your lessons for all times not for day. Let the sunshine enter your heart. All these things will insure happiness
 This stuff about the Busy Bee
 Drives me to cachnnation
 For every year know that he
 Gets seven months vacation.
 Cincinnati Enquirer.
Arizona republican., 1916-12-23
ROTAR|ANS HEAR REAL OBJECT 0F
 FIRE FIGHTERS

Squirting water on fires IS not the
 sum total of the fire crews eXIsten C
 according to an address prepared by Chief A. F. Wright of the Phoenix
 fire department. and read in his dJ- sence at yesterdays Rotary club meet ing. Taking as his subject the state
 ment that prevention Is more deslr- able than cure, the chief wrote q most interesting article on the inside workings of the department.
 Many people have a notion that the
 handsome fire laddie is merely de- signed to dash around in a gas cart and play a hose or climb ladders, chop
 holes and pull helpless victims out o1 -he reach Of blaze. This is less 4han half his puipose in life. Fire prevention through the cleansing or inflammable material from dangero ouS
 premises, through the education of the public in safety first measures, securing cooperation of property owners in keeping down fire possi-
 blities and that of influential men in framing and enforcing building laws that will safeguard property-these are some of the duties of the fireman.
 The Rotary club is composed prac- tically entirely of business and pro- fessional men. All of them are brought sharply up against the propo- sition of fire prevention and fire in surance They have already rubbed up against the local methods. and
 have learned considerable of the aims of the department
 But never before has the matter of the real objects of an up to the minute fire department been so for cibly brought to their attention, and while enjoying the paper. which was read hy the secretary. they profited greatly from the suggestions the chiei
 had incorporated in his article. Chief Wright was unable to reau
 the paper himself, because 1t was nee, essary for him to attend the funeral of Mrs Tcm Kilgore, wife of one of 1 the firemen.
Arizona republican., 1916-12-23
A Little Knowledge Dangerous

It has again been made manifest, in tragic manner. that the amateur study of the thing called psyche analysis, by immature minds, is more or less dangerous adventure into the mysterious field of purely speculative mental science One of the young women of a modern art school in New York, after vainly striving to understand the principles under lying the so-caled psychic manifestations. gave up the question in despair and threw herself from Hoboken dock into the Hudson river.
 It has been demonstrated times without number that many of the alleged psychic manifestations the results of clever juggling tricks This does not mean, and should not be taken mean that there not certain phenomena which cannot be thus easily disposed of. But it is also that it is a well established principle of mental science that re- peated effort, in the form of study comprehend the nature and functions of the human mind some- times have unfortunate results. Hence the friends of the who bent all his energies towards discov- ering who made the Creator of all things, not surprised when he died in insane hospital with out having solved nsolvable mystery. According to one authority, psyche analysis lis method of psychological investigation designed for the purpose
Arizona republican., 1916-12-23

of exploring and discovering the unconscious forces which at the base of normal and abnormal psychic manifestations" When, in the of the trained alienist who furnishes this definition the study is pursued by experts it is within the bounds of legti- mate and safe research. But when the curious, trained layman undertakes to apply the principle of analysis to the mysteries of the slate writer the is not only indeterminae, but may be unfor- tunate.
Arizona republican., 1916-12-23
APPROVE FLOOD CONTROL BILL

WASHINGTON, Dec. 22.-The Hum phreys flood control bill, appropriating $50, 500 900 for the lower Mississippi and Sacramento rivers which passed the house at the last session. was or dered favorably reported today by the senate committee on commerce. An un- successful fight was made by Senator Newlands for q compromise measure to include the administration plan for the creation of a river regulation com mission and a comprehensive scheme of waterway conservation and control throughout the country
Arizona republican., 1916-12-23
A MARVEL OF MARKsMANsHiF

Probate Judge Guinotte was sitting
 in his chambers enjoying a smoke
 with a group of friends. He was
 resting after listening to an unusually long argument in court. One or the lawyers engaged had talked for abou' an hour and touched upon every con ceivable point in the case before the court exhaustiVely. in more ways than one
 Hes close reasoner,' observed
 another of the lawyers present.
 Yes" said the judge, as his eyes twinkled with a reminiscent spark ! ought to tell him the story Of Gus Bombeck's gun. Gus was member of one of our old gun clubs of early days and for years te had clung to ar old fashioned muzZle-lo loading double
 oarrcled shotgun tbdt he handled
 with great effectiveness. It scattered
 over all creation and it was swlf' bird that was able to escape its com prehensive charge. But the boys got together and prevailed on Gus to buy one of the new up-to-date breech loaders that were then coming into fashion It took some time for Bom-
 beck to get uesd to the concentrating habits of his new foWling piece. but when he did he got so he could make some very fancy shots with 1t and ne extolled it's merits in season and out of season. He wouldn't let anybody find fault with that gun--he swore by it.
 "One day we were out hunting in ! the East Bottoms and Gus, walking
 on ahead. flushed q flock of black
 birds They rose like black cloud 1 looked like there was a million oi | them and just as they rose from the | ground Bombeck biaZed away right i into the center of the flock with botf
 barrels. And then he looked for the
 holocaust, but the flock kept right
 ahead on the wing, with the excep- | tion of one solitary bird that tumbleC to the ground. Gus picked it up, ex-
 amined it carefully. and putting il
 in his bag, he said. enthusiastically:
 Say. isn't that gun wonder
 Did you ever know of a gun tha'
 could shoot as that?"
Arizona republican., 1916-12-23
Where the People
 May Have Hearing
The Color of War

Editor of The Republicans
 One of our guardsmen took eXeep- ton to the color of my overcoat the other day and assured me if l wore it any more I'd probably land in the penitentiary. I "kidded" him consid- erably but he said I'd have to get it dyed.
 He seemed so earnest about it that I called up the adjutant general when came home and sure enough the sol dier boy was right and had probably saved me from the Pen"
 The adjutant general explained that the law was passed June 3 and that they intend to establish the color "Olive Drab' for the exclusive use of the army.
 Now the dyers say they'll change the color of my coat for S3.50 and I'm glad to get off so easy.
 I'm just q poor ignorant
 CITIZEN.
Arizona republican., 1916-12-23

It with tragic suddenness that the last lecture of Professor Hugo Muensterberg short before it half delivered. One he was standing his feet before large class of Harvard students of the notable of the world, discoursing to them one of the most profound subjects known to science. The next moment he lying upon a platform, dying He was essentially a man of action and it is likely that if he had been given the power to choose. he would have chosen die thus, with his boots on." Professor Muensterberg had certain notions and prejudces with which many Americans could not feel in accord but psychology his par ticular field of science he recognized world authority and respected fer his achievements Through his untimely death science and the world generally suffer great loss. No persons will quickly or generously admit this than those who differed most radically with of his political views
Arizona republican., 1916-12-23

The dove of peace released by Germany appears be everywhere regarded with suspicion-as a whtewashed mocling- bird.
Arizona republican., 1916-12-23

Nobody protested when it reported that about half of President Wilson's cabinet likely tire to private life, and nobody expressed relief and joy when the report that they going out gave way to the report that they would stay in Mir. McAdoO led the flock by saying that he to stay at the national treasury, and all his cabinet associates appear to have the conented feeling except Attorney General Gregory of Texas, who is rather disposed to permit President Wilson to place him on the bench of the United States supreme court With this present cabinet with the weather, the public has take what comes. this why every body remains calm
Arizona republican., 1916-12-23

Getting in and out of these automobile park squares is as exciting as the old 13-14-15 puzzle a game of Fox and Geese"
Arizona republican., 1916-12-23

Uncle Sam says news dispatch, hunts for conspiracy among the coal men," Why not, at the time take up the search for the darkey in the wood pile?
Arizona republican., 1916-12-23

We lack only blanket of to make this ideal Christmas weather Otherwise the season is properly staged.
Arizona republican., 1916-12-23

This classy creation for the golf and tennis girl is sure to be popular with the athletic members of the fair sex at Palm Beach this winter. It IS made of ecru Jap silk with brown or royal stripe. A cravat of black vel vet and belt with pearl buckle com plete the outfit.
Arizona republican., 1916-12-23

Hire a little salesman at The Re publican office. A Want Ad will see more customers than you can.
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1916-11-15
RAILROAD FOR
SURPRISE VALLEY

:, CEDARvILLE. Calf, Nov. 15.--
The building OF tht branch Of the
proposed California. Oregon & East
crn railroad from Lakeyiew. north oi
this cily. and Flanagan New, on
the Western Pacific. may now be
realized. following the success Of the
iaiIroad bond issues In Lakeview ami
El9math Falls Yesterday.
Robert H.. Strahorn estimates the
proposed branch would cost $1,000
900, which include q tunnel mile
tong through Fandango Pass in the
northern part OF Modoc county on
the Oregon line.
II Strshorn will rot be able to
hnanse the road from LakevIew to
Flanagan. the citizens favor branch
from Cedaryille to Lakeview, evil
IDENTIFY preferring Portland connec-
tlon to one with San Francisco.
Formers Of Surprise Valley have
offered to donate rights OF way for
the proposed road. William T. Cress-
Ter will give a right through his ESQ.,
ecre ranch at Lake City and bonua
of $1,000.
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1916-11-15
Case After Case
Plenty More Lik, This in Klamath
Falls


Scores OF klamath Falls people can
tell you about Doan's Kidney Pills.
Many happy citizen makes a public
statement of his experience. Here Is
case of 1t. What better proof Of merit
can be had than such an endorsement?
M. G. Wilkins. 63S Grant street,
klamath Falls. says. Il am subject to
backache at times. and then my kid
neys are more or less irregular In
action. After taking D0an's Kidney
Pills few days. my kidneys act per-
fectly regular and my back feels az
strong as ever. advise anyone who
Is suffering from bacl,ache and kidney
disorders to give Doan's Kidney Pills
a good trial. for know they are very
reliable"
Price soc. at all dealers. Don't
simply ask for a kidney remedy-get
Doan's Kidney I'ills--ths same that
MIR. wilkins had. Foster -Milburn Co..
Props, Buffalo. N. Y.--Adv.
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1916-11-15
Start Tomorrow
and Keep It Up
Every Morning
Get In the habit Of drinking .
glass Of hot water betere
breakfast.

We're not here long. so let's make
out stay agreeable. Let US live we'll.
cat well. digest we'll. work well, sleep
well, and look well. What glorious
condition to attain. and yet. how very
easy 1t is II one will only adopt the
morning inside bath.
Folks who are accustomed to feel
duh and heavy when they arise. split
ting headache, stuffy from a cold. foul
tongue, nasty breath, acid stomach.
can. instead. feel as fresh % q daisy
by opening the sluices in the system
each morning and flushing out the
whole OF the internal poisonous stag
nant matter.
Everyone. whether ailing. sick or
we'll. should. each morning. before
breakfast. drink glass of real hot
water with teaspoonful OF limestone
phosphate in 1t to wash from the
stomach. liver and bowels the previ-
Gus days indigestible waste. sour bile
and poisonous toxins; thus cleansing.
sweetening and purifying the entire
alilhentary canal before putting more
food into the stomach. The action OF
hot water and limestone phosphate on
an empty stomach Is wonderfully In
vigorating. It cleans out all the sour
fermentations. gases. waste and
acidity and gives one splendid ap-
petite for breakfast While you are
enjoying your breakfast the water and
phosphate is quietly extracting large
volume OF water from the blood and
getting ready for thorough flushing
of oil the inside organs.
The millions OF people who are
bothered with constipation. bilious
spells. stomach trouble: others who
have sallow skins. blood disorders and
sickly compilations are urged to get q
quarter pound OF limestone phosphate
from tho drug store. This viii cost
very little. but 10 sufacient 70 make
anyone pronounced crank on the
subject Of inside bathing before
breakfast. ADV.
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1916-11-15
Gets Invitation.

Gets Invitation.
Klamath Commercial Club has re-
eeIved an invitation to send . dele
g,te 70 the thirteenth annual conven.
,ion Of tho National Rivers and Har.
hcrs Congress which meets In Wash.
ington. ID. C.. December Q, z and 3.
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1916-11-15
Ii[RR|Lt BONDS
ARE PURCHASED
...,o,.y SAVINGS AND BANKING
.vr,xy ,A,s FIVE Avn ,
...r pm CExr AND ACCRUED
,xrr,rsr FOR sO.soo ISSUE

ror oye and half per cent and ac-
Ia interest. the Lincoln Savings
'1 Ranking company OF Lincoln.
~.h M last evening bought tho Merrill
~, bonds. The issue. amounts TO
Nv ~ zoo TO install a nre protection sys-
,.m and 10 refund tto c'ly' 90
,,.ss No etser te5ne'0s moe = .
Md last evening.
sIx tbouaapd do''"r- 81 IN" 'S''"
~, be used to install q pumping
u.,em 10 pump "n1ef fro"
p,r,r with a ra. engine for IRE
,,,,on. Three tho isend c'glt nan.
s,aa will be used 10: rcfunding war
rants to make tho city's warrant. At
rar,
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1916-11-15
Regulars Can't See the
Educational ADVANTAGES

But at the other end of the bridge
are several sinister dark-faced figures
fondling Mausers. They are leaning
against the ratings, each with two
bushel hat pulled over their eyes
They are the Carranzistas customs
guard. When II is time for them to
so on duty someone viii awaken
them.
DO them fellows ever git to snip
In"
''Oh, yes" The veteran casts
sharp look at the opposite band. I've
watch 'em pretty close. They're usu-
ally not much doin' until after dark"
The newcomer is visibly impressed.
He env!es the hardened veteran his
careless demeanor in the face of
danger.
what are them red horse blankets
they wear around their shoulders?"
The ''rooks" thirst for information Is
Unsuitable.
Them? Oh, they call 'em tor
tillas." or course the "rook" doesn't
know now that tortilla ia pancake.
But he'll learn border ways fast
enough. Within month he will be
tutoring some other "rook" and sat
isfying his thirst for knowledge.
It's great life. this border SER
vice. any why you take it-and there
are the educational advantages.
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1916-11-15

Judge Robert w. Bingham. former
mayor of Louisville. will marry Mrs.
Henry NJ. Flagler. widow Of the Stan
lard OIL and Florida millionaire. who
eft her about $40. 100000. November
18th. In New York city. Mrs. Flaglsr
slso announced her niece, Miss Louise
Wise. will be her heir. ''She u the
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1916-11-15
United Press Service

United Press Service
WASHINGTON. d. c.. Nov. 15.-
Many American citisens in venssusla
some months ago received the shock
Of their lives. They read the news
that the late Booker T. Washingtou
was leading q negro rebellion against
tht United States Eovernment- thai
he was even then passing through
Richmond. Va. On route to Washing.
ton. At the head Of an army Of 10000
men.
Americans. after the Arst shock.
recollected the quality OF the United
States news" received. In venssuela,
and dismissed the story with smile.
In the same manner they disposed Of
the report q week after the Chicago
convention. that both parties has
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1916-11-15
i,y WEBB MILLER
I'd Press StaK Cor: cspondrnt)

Omitted Press staif Cor: cspond"nD
~ PAsO. Texas. Nov. Is In
cnumcrating the benehcr.i -es'iI:s o.
the mobilization Of national guards
men upon the border someone has
dweit upon the educational advah-
tages.
"Eveyont of tho hundred-odd thou
send mIiitinmen." they say will gt
back to his home with clearer know
ledge OF new section OF our country
and an understanding OF the Mexican
situation"
So 40 soon as the tents are up and
he can get town leave" the newly
arrived guardsman hurries down TO
learn all he can about the Mexicans
and the situation" see the famous
International bridge and catch a
glimpse OF the turbulent country at
the other end OF II. II Is thrilling
experience--if the "guard'e" has I'M
agination. Tho soldiers OF the patrol
furnish the educational features.
At nrst sight the bridge is a BIZ
disappointing. II is a rickety wooden
tfrair. And the "silvery Rio Grand."
mentioned frequently In the popular
songs is a distinct shock. II Is nei
ther silvcry nor grand. At this sea-
son of the year II Is n mere thread
Of dirty water mcandering over the
sandy river bed. Usually dozen
naked Mexican children are attempt-
Ing to get wet or dirtier.
"Huh." sneered a Pittsburg guards
men, ut isn't near as dirty as our
river. With two blotters could
blot up their dinged river"
II is significant after the first sight
OF the stream. the newcomers insist
upon calling II their river"
After gazing silently at the, clusters
OF drab adobe huts sprawling up the
sides of the barren mountain back
OF tho town the newcomer has lot
OF questions to ask. This Is where the
education begins.
"Say. pard. are there many bandits
over there?"
The nonchallant militiaman on
patrol regards the seeker-after'
knowledge with scant interest. He
IL q veteran of the border service
These "rooks" annoy him. He has
been on the border three months.
"Aint It kinda dangerous dom
guard duty right across from emf
pursues the undaunted seeker-after
knowledge.
oval, yes," yawns the veteran
"Yes. we do have q lotta trouble with
them bandits. But one gets used to
II In time"
The sseker-after-knowledge throws
an apprehensive glance at the other
side. II looks quiet enough. scores
,of shapelsss women are hoverins
over little firss cooking meals on the
shady bank. Vendors of vegetables
ana cigarettes are wailing their wares
plaintively. Children In every de'
gree OF nakedness are playing 10 the
sand In the sun.
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1916-11-15

Accurate infosmalioa aAsut ~
Klan,ath countsy.. Asa Chllcots. Z.
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1916-11-15

youngsst Of our family Circle" said
Mrs. Flagler. 'and she WIN svsntually
inherit the responsibilities tAat now
rest upon me-" Judge Bingham was
- years old November ID: Mrs..
Flagler's age Il not known. though
she il believed to bs under 50. She
said she was attracted TO him many
years before either was married.
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1916-11-15

CylIn,icr Records NJ Shepherds
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1916-11-15

II you are looking for 9 home In
the city or country, Chifcotc can save
you money.