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The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1916-07-28
Went With the Load.

An freshman. having arrived in New
York a few days ago, got employment
with a lumber merchant. Later he was
ordered to take a load of lumber some
distance away. Having gone half HIS
journey, he came to Il steep hill, and
while the horses were struggling to
get to the top his boss happened to
meet him. and seeing the horses In
such a difficulty, and Pat standing or
top of the load, he stopped him and
eNclaimed:
DO YOU think the horses haven't got
enough TO do without hauling you up
this hill?"
Pat. fixing himself more comfortably
on top of the load, said:
Us that what YOU stopped me for?'
Then. with 4 crack of his whip, Pat
concluded:
Gee up, it's a poor ship that can't
carry the captain
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1916-07-28
SALADS IN SUMMER
APPETiZlNG DISHES FOR THE
HOT WEATHER.
Apples, Celery, and Wainuts Mixed
Well Together Make One Of the
Best-Watercress Is Excellent
with Oranges and Grapes.

Apple, Celery and Walnut Salad
Cut into cubes two apples, pared, and
one apple with the red skin left on, a
few stalks OF celery and a cupful OF
walnut meats. Stir in Il bowl WfO
some salad dressing. Pile a spoonful
of this on a lettuce leaf, with a dot Of
the dressing on top. Use the rest OF
the lettuce head for lettuce sand
witches at supper time.
Watercress SaIad.-Make an ordi-
nary potato salad, chopped potatoes,
with Il little raw onion. Arrange IN
oval mound on platter. Divide into
quarters with knives, leaving the
knives in the salad. Cover two OPP
posite corners with chopped beets. Or
the remaining two corners cover II
with sifted yoik Of ard-boiled egg
| and the other with the white, chopped.
Marinate with French dressing and
set away to chill. just before serving
remove knives and in the cross left
put sprays of parsley. Also surround
salad with parsley. This salad is very
attractive.
Pecan and Potato salad.-Mix two
cupfuls of diced cooked potatoes with
one cupful of broken pecan meats,
sprinkle with salt, marinate with
French dressing, turn into a salad
bowl rubbed lightly with garlic, sur
round with watercress and garnlsh
with halves of pecan nut meats.
Veal and Cabbage SaIad.-Mix two
cupfuls of cold cooked veal cut int
dice with one cupful of finely chopped
cabbage, moisten with salad dressing
and serve in nests of lettuce leaves.
Orange and Grape SaIad.-Pare two
seedless oranges, cutting deep enough
to remove all the white, and cut the
pulp into small pieces. Add an equai
quantity of malaga grapes from which
the seeds have been removed and one
tablespoonful of canned pinHnto cud
into tiny strips; moisten with Frencf
dressing and serve in nests Of lettuce
leaves.
Turnip and Onion Salad.-Peel one
large white and II yellow turnip, boi
in sailed water until tender, drain
cool and cut into dice. Peel and cut ;
mediuIn-sized Bermuda onion in THU
slices. Arrange the turnips and onion:
in alternate layers in the form Of :
pyramid. surround with slices Of hard
boiled eggs and picked beets cut il
fancy shapes and serve with French
or boiled dressing.
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1916-07-28
Willing Worker.

An amusing Incident is told which
took place in a of the occupied dis
tricts of Belgium where the German
occupier doles out potatoes TO such
of the starving people As agree 70 OK
for him. One recipient presented him
self before the German authorities and
declared himself quite ready ia return
for Il supply Of potatoes to work for
The Germans and only for them. lie
seemed quite decided and genuine in
his offer to work.
.TIlen YOU are quite willing to sign
the declaration.' asked the German
officer.
Yes. quite willing
Ant What is YOU tradeg
Il am Il grave digger" replied the
Belgian stolidly .-London Everyllan.
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1916-07-28
Fried FroQs' Legs.

Place two dozen frogs legs in an
earthen dish containing a marnlalade
composed Of two 1ablcspoonfuls OF
olive oil, the juice of 4 small lemon,
one small onion sliced, 4 branch OF
parsley, two bay leaves, one-half tea
spoonful Of salt and one fourth tea
spoonful of paprika. Drain, sprinkle
lightly With salt and pepper, dip in
milk and roll in flour. Fry in smok,
ing hot oil until colored a light brown
Garnish with parsley and serve with
lemon sauce.
Lemon Sauce.-Put the juice of 9
large lemon in a double boiler witt
one-half cupful Of butter, a dash each
of salt and pepper and beat until 1t be.
comes thick and hot, but do not allow
it to boil. Stir In the beaten yolhs OF
two eggs aud remove from the FIRE
Serve hot.
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1916-07-28
Husbands Protest.

With a view to advertising his bust.
ness, Il certain dentist announced that
he would supply artificial teeth to the
first twelve aged ladies' in poor cir
cums1anccs Who applied for them.
The earliest application on the APP
pointed day was an elderly woman in
shabby but respectable clothes. VINO
was politely usherea into the waitin.
room.
Scarcely was She seated when a red
faced Old man came to the place, and
announced that he had come about
them teeth
You are making a mistake the
dentist replied. II only made my offer
to ladies'. In fact, there's one lady
waiting now
LAY. an it's about 'er I've come" re
torted the old man. gruffly. Tell, 'ei
'er 'usband's waitin' for 'er. and if she
don't 'op out quick, thereM be trouble
She's cot 4 happetite like an 'oss al.
ready. and if YOU set 'er up wi a strong
lot Of teeth. she'll eat both me an er
into the work'uS in a week. Send 'el
out 1T once'"-London Tit-Bits.
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1916-07-28
Rak@kS

Father, what is a bakers doZen?'
asked Charlie.
cone more than Il dozen, thirteen,
know"
MIR, Moore asked me whose little
boy | was. and his wife said, Don't
YOU know That is one of the Brown
children. And Mr., Moore said, Yes
| remember: they have a bakers
dozen Now what have we got thirteen
Of. papa? We have only five children
and counting YOU and mamma wen
and that does not make thirteen
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1916-07-28
Baked Stuffed Onions.

Pare the onions and boil until ten
der, changing the water four times
during the cooking. Scoop out the cen
tiers and chop them finely. Mix to-
gether equal parts Of chopped ham and
soft bread crumbs. add the chopped
onions, two tablespoonfuls Of melted
butter and season with pepper and Il
little salt. Fill the onions with the
mixture, arrange them in q baking
pan haste with water and melted out.
ter and bake until brown.
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1916-07-28

That's where the money Is; In the
jeans of u honest friend the farmer.
who was too SLOW to get into the cities
when the rest Of us saw shortcuts to
wealth who hadn't imagination enough
to think a man can make money with
out earning 1t, and who vas too dull
to know that hard work is foolish.
Well, he has the laugh now. Likewise
the Observation-Disclosures.
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1916-07-28
At a WeddinC.

They have q saw in ~.AfghaniStan
to the effect that the next best thing to
no wife is Il good wife.
The Senegalese declare that there
are only two good women ia the world
one is dead and the other can't be
found.
The Chinese hold that If Il man
lose his bride and d en-. he'll regret
the ven. A yen's about a tenth of n
cent.
But more comforting, far more
comforting than these proverbs, in the
wise saying Of Don Quixote that
there's only one good woman in all the
world, and every husband ought to
think that his wife is She.
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1916-07-28
WHO'S GOT
THE MONEY
In Four Staples Alone the Farm
erS of Western Canada Pro-
duced 408 Million DOL
lars in 1915.

The Calgary (Alberta) printers have
a house organ, called THE Magnet
and in its columns Il few weeks ago
appeared an article entitled "Who'S6 OF
the money! 1t was ckyerly written.
and but for its length, the writer would
have been pleased to have copied the
article in its entirety. The purpose
for which this article is published.
however, that of letting the readers
Of the paper know of the great pro-
greSS thai is being made in agriculture
in Western Canada. will he served by
copying Il portion eli the article. Many
Of the readers OF this paper doubtless
have friends in one OF the three
MISUNDERSTANDING, Saskatchewan or
Alberta, and they will be interested in
feeling that their friends are enjoying
Il portion of the wealth that has come
to Western Canada farmers as q re
suit of careful tilling of n soil prodi-
Gal In everything that goes to make
good grain, cattle, horses, hogs and
sheep.
Reproducing from the article:
The Government doeS not produce
money. 1t can stamp "One Dollar" on
a slip Of white paper, and we accept
it ut IL dollars worth, but neither the
paper nor the printing are worth i
copper. What gives it value is the
promise Of the people of Canada which
stands behind the printed Slip. and our
faith in that promise.
Now do YOU know who's got the
money?
Let us put it into figures. The farm
crs of Alberta. Saskatchewan and
Manitoba last ear raised 3i2,9iS,eWo
bushels Of wheat. II We tax for al
average 50 cents Il bushel in Manitoba.
81 cents in Saskatchewan. and 70 cents
in Alberta the seasons wheat crop was
worth S2SO.629,000 Add to this an
oat crop of 3334. $4,000 bushels, worth
S3o,4o7 900; Il barley crop of 3o,2o4.
aD bushels. worth S15,S11 ,O0O. ane
II flax crop of 1889, 900 bushels WORT
S1o,S43.NND, and you find that on these
four staples alone the farmers 81
Western Canada produced Il wealth q
S4U7. 100000.
Please note that his wealth is il
money. 1t is not in rea estate ut in
tiated values, industrial stocks that ;rt
half water and the rest air, fctitiou,
goodWills or unsaleaDe merchandise
1t is in hard cash, or-Which is bette.
hard wheat.
These figures are only for the stapl
grain productions. They do not IN
clude the millions of dollars represent
ed by the live stock and dairyins indus
tries. or the additional millions includ
ed in the root, fruit. and garden crops
The creamerieS of saskatchewan, 70
instance produced more huttermill
and ice cream last year than thei
total production amounted to six Year
ago. The milk. butter. and cheese pro
duction of Alberta for 1919 was valHet
at Ove~ eleven million dollars. The lo
tato crop of the three provinces WA
worth five millions and a half. Corr
and ELECTROMAGNETIC new crops
charged with tremendous posSibilitie
amounted to over Il round million
Even honey ~ YOU didn't know "
raised honey Qhe bee kind) in tli
country. did you? Manitoba produce.
100 1000 pounds in 1915. and there ism
Il bee in the province that iOeSn'
swear he's Il better honey-sorter thai
anything in California or Washington
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1916-07-28
Gouvenir.

On the registry Of Lyons. France,
there has been recorded the birth OF a
girl child. The father, Il working
man, limped painfully. his chest dec
GRATED with the GroiN de Guerre, ap-
peared in person to make the pre-
Scrihed announcement. He gave the
cnild's first name as Nerdunette. A
clerk suggested that it was an ode
name.
1T will at least serve to remind
her said the honest man, "of The
place where her father got knocked
out
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1916-07-28
Beef Outlets.

Put the beef through the chopper
Gas for hamburg steak), season With
sage and pepper. moisten with cream,
then mold in outlet form and boil.
Serve with Il brown sauce made by
blespoonfuls Of butter, adding a little
salt, pepper and two tablespoonfuls OF
stock. Boil until smooth. then add a
hard-boiled egg, chopped in small
pieces.
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1916-07-28
Hash With EQqs.

This is delicious: one cupfp of
boiled ham, chopped fine; II cupful
full Of cracker or bread crumbs; sea-
son well. mix all together With water,
put in a deep plate. smooth it over and
then make little dents in the top large
enough to hold an egg. Put ii in the
oven and heat it through. then remove
and drop an egg in each OF the places
and return it to the oven till he eggs
are cooked.
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1916-07-28
Affected His Speech,

My father wants a bottle of red
dick" said Fanny.
%'Iseddick.' said the drug store man,
what is tIat?'
1t is something YOU write red
With"
Then ! guess you mean red ink"
My father said reddick. but lie
didn't get much sleep last ni.ht and
talks kind Of thick this morning, and
that may be the reason
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1916-07-28
West Indian Salad.

Take two medium-sized cucumbers,
remove any seeds, four or five young
onions, the outside OF one large green
pepper (nO seeds) and put all in chop
ping bowl. Chop (not 0 finely), sea-
o with salt, pepper and vinegar.
Serve icy cold with fish or cold meat
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1916-07-28
To Hard to Find.

i've got about enough of that scala
Wlg.'
Easy, son. Always try to see
some good in ~everybody.'
Il have tried. But it gets tire
some when YOU have to look for it
With Il microscope - Louisville
Courier-Joulnal.
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1916-07-28
Deviled Sardines.

Remove the skins from the sardines,
place on a buttered plate, season with
Worcestershire sauce, mustard and
cayenne. Cover with buttered crumbs
and bake till brown. Serve very hot.
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1916-07-28
What Eel Get.

"Thn world owes me 8SOmething.'
well, you'll probably collect those
Ills that flesh is heir to."--4nuisyille
courier-Journal.
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1916-07-28
At Parting.

"GG.9-by, Nell; I'm off to the Dor
der"
"Goo6.ts:.. Jack: l hope the McSicans
will miss You. too"
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1916-07-28
Ir Y0u Or ANY FRIEND

Suffer with Rheumatism or N~euritis, acute or
chronic, write for my FREE BOOK on Rheuma-
I!sm-ItsC Cause and Cure. Most wonderful book
ever written, it's absolutely FREE. Jesse A.
Case. Dept. G. W., Bruckton. Ma%s.-Adv.
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1916-07-28
Promoter Of Patriotism.

"1Iaye you done anything to pro-
mote patriotiSmv'
II have. My efforts to hold down
compensation for an enlisted man N
able him 70 prove his unseitishness."
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1916-07-28
What He Found.

What struck you most on your visit
to the PRISON.
1.-The number Of innocent men that
juries have Convicted
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1916-07-28
HORSE SALE DISTEMPEF

You know that what you Sell or buy through the sales
has about one chance in fifty 10 escape SALE STABLE
DISTEMI'EH. "SHOHN'S" is your true protection. your
only safeguard. for as sure as you treat all your horses
with it, you will soon be rid Of the disease. 1t acts as a
sure preventive, no matter how they are exposed.
so cents and 81 a bottle: So and $40 dozen bottles, at all
good druggists, horse goods houses, or delivered by the
manufacturers.
SIOilN MEDICAL CO., Chemists, Goshen, Ind, u. $. A.
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1916-07-28

Anyway. an ounce of prevention
costs much less than q pound or cure.
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1916-07-28

One ~obsorvant wona may be q
public opinion in herself.
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1916-07-28

The darkest hour is when you
haven't Il match.
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1916-07-28

Better Il dinner without meat than a
domestic broil.
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1916-07-28
Easy.

Some men even like to brag of how
much they owe.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1916-09-22
sLAckMAIL CASE PROGRAM.
Government Officials Claim to Hav
Ample Evidence Against Ganu,

Government Officials Claim to Have
Ample Evidence Against Gang.
washington, Sept. 2.-Prosecution OF
the alleged blackmailers gang whose
operations were uncovered by arrests In
Chicago and elsewhere will be followed
with renewed vigor as the result of the
two days conference here Of special de-
partment of justice agents; which con-
cluded this afternoon. All of the di-
recting heads Of the investigation left
for their homes tonight.
Three developments stand out as the
result of the conference. The conferees
determined upon more coordinated
prosecution, with Assistant Attorney
General John c. Knox at New York in
complete charge. They decided to press
first the case against those accused OF
victimizing Mrs. Regina S. Klipper.- Ii
New York and taking her under duress
to Montreal, and will concentrate upon
Frank Crocker as the leading witness
for the government.
sCrocker. the government investigators
said, made a complete confession OF his
part in the case Of Mrs. Klipper.S Gov
ernment agents are carefully guarding
information Of his whereabouts as the
result Of threats made against him by
his associates because he turned in
former. He will tell his story in the
federal court at New York when the
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1916-09-22

Muncie, Ind. Sept. 2e.-Char1es 4
Hughes second day in indiana was q
day Of many short stops. whdskins In
to towns and out. with station crowdA
brass bands. brief rear platform ad-
dresses and handshakinS. Into the
days program were crowded twelve
short speeches. The thirteenth will
be delivered at South Bend tonight.
At Newcastle, the first stop, Mr..
Hughes spoke briefly on the tarim. At
switched to another railroad line. the
nominee left the train and made .
short talk at the court house. Repub-
lcan enthusiasts had brought to town
an old cannon, that saw campaign
service in the days Of Garfield. and this
doomed out a deafening salute - the
train stopped
The front Of tho court house had
been plastered yesterday with Wilson
and Marshall posters but this moving
1t was covered with Hughes poeters-
Raymond Robins, who was chairman
Of the progressive national convention.
spoke to the crowd to tell them that
Mr.. Hughes voice was poor and that
he had better not speak In tho open
air. The crowd wanted to hear Hughes
however, and shouted for him. Tho
nominee epoke for ten minutes, disre-
grading signals from his party TO sit
down.
AZ Muncie Mr.. Hughes confined his
short talk to tariff.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1916-09-22
Predict. pron in Potatoes,

Sioux City, Sept. pa decline in
the price of potatoes as soon as the
offerings of Minnesota and Colorado
arrive is predicted by &C n1mission men.
The fact that the crop Of these two
states Is to be large has had the effect
of lowering the price already.
Practically all of the potatoes this
year will have to come from western
states. The crop in the irrigated ter
ritory will be large. All potatoes
shipped can be depended upon as be-
ing first class, commission men assert.
A decline in the price Of sugar will
make it possible for housewives TO
take advantage of the last stand OF
peaches and pears for canning pur-
poses. The high price Of sugar has
cut down canning activities in the
homes this year. dealers say.
Sugar now is selling for $7.35 sack
Peaches and pears still are on the
market but tliis will be the last week
for them, it is said. There probably
will be no advance in price until the
crOD is finished ,5s- se
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1916-09-22
Funston Credits Report.

Sa,, .hntonio. Sept, 22-General rum
ston today said he put credence in the
report of Villas attack on Chihuahua
CITY from General Bell. He said the
information had come direct from
Chihuahua City This statement sa'o
that Villa was victorious and that
many of the Carranza soldiers nao
Joined the bandit army
General Bells report was MADE on
interviews had by officers OF the army
Intelligence department with persons
who fed from Chihuahua City and was
not based on border rumors,' said
General Funston "Of course the army
had no representative in chihuahua
and could get no first hand details
There are now about 5000 federal
troops in Chihuahua City. according TO
General Pershing. The large portion
rf these are reinforcements rushed IN
from the south after the battle.
General Funston also explained an
announcement By DR.. j. B. Gambrell
corresponding secretary of the, Bap-
fist general conference of Texas at
Dallas, last night quoting General
Funston ordering that Baptist preach
ers might preach to the soldiers pro-
viding that they did not tell them they
were "lost." General Funston SAID ne
objected to revivals being held in the
camps and found particularly obnox'
ious any supposition that army men
should be special objects of evansel-
ism.
>.We have a fine lot Of men, equal to
any.other. class of men in the country
he said. II don't believe they should
be considered as being lost"
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1916-09-22
"pnrsu;no" viIlistas.

Chiheahua City. Mexico, Sept 81, via
Ell Paso Junction, Sept. !22.-.Carranza
troops are pursuing the band Of Willis
tas which attacked Chihuahua City
Saturday; southwark. The Villistas are
reported passing along the road toward
Jiminez, southwest of Chihuahua City.
Ranchers report Villas forces were
discouraged by failure to obtain loot
promised by Villa when he captured
the city.
REPORTS from the district thru which
the band is passing, say that Villa had
lost considerable prestige because OF
the failureaof the attack Prisoners
taken by Villa who have returned Say
Villas plan was to surround the pal
ace. kill General Trevino. commandment
at chihuahua City. and his staff, and to
disGrganize the garrison.
Villa last was reported in the Sierra
de la Silla district near Santa Ysabel.
General Trevino's wound in the arm
received in the Villa aght of Saturday,
was healed sufficiently to permit him to
discard the sling which he has beer
wearing since he was wounded.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1916-09-22
WARD HELD TO GRAND JURY.
Attorney For Bankrupt Millionaire
Cha rood With Perjury.

E Chicago. Sept. 22,--James r. Ward,
attorney for Edward w Morrison. an
alleged millionaire bankrupt, was or
'dered held to the grand jury by Fed
eral Judge Landts today on charges Of
perjury. Ward has come into posses
sion of s2,O0o,000 Of property owned By
Morrison, whose vanishing millions
have been subject of inquiry.
Joseph Burnstein, junk dealer, re-
puted father of two girls Morrison re-
Gently adopted, also was held to the
grand jury on a charge of perjury.
Burnstein had testified that his wife
made death bed confession that the
-year-old millionaire was the real
father of the two girls.
Judge Landis directed States Attor-
ney Hoyne to investigate Attorney
Wards relation with his aged client
Judge Lands also directed that the
president of the Illinois State Bar As
sociation take immediate action with "a
view to disbarment proceedings against
Ward.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1916-09-22

Villa raid on Chihuahua City last Sat-
urday, transmitted yesterday by Brig
adler General Bell.
I'VE have no military information
as to renewed Villista activities" Mr..
Baker said. "The report forwarded by
General Bell was not based on MILL
tary reports"
So far as is known the war depart
r,ent has made no effort to learn from
General Bell the sources Of his infor-
nation. General Funston Is expected
to transmit promptly any authentic
news of the. activities of the bandits
upon which any change in plan in
volving General Pershins's expedition
might be founded
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1916-09-22
BANDITS MURDER
BRITISH SUBJECTS
TWO sritons Taken From Homes and
Shot and Thirty Six Members Of
Party Of Thirty.Eisht cArranxistas

Galveston. Sept. 22.-Two British
subjects were taken from their home
aid shot and thirty-six Of a party Of
thirty eight Carranza soldiers were
killed in q raid Sept. 16 on an Aquil
oil camp near Tuxpam by bandits
calling themselves villistas, according
to a report brought here today by the
steamer Topila, from Tampico
The Carranzistas put up hard fight
it was said, but were outnumbered and
overpowered. Two OF the officers took
refuge In the home of the Englishmen.
They were discovered and put to death
sheltered them the report adds.