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Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1916-07-03

taking n lot Of them out Now l have a hard
lump under my left ear. and fear 1t Is coming
back again I live carefully. take gymnasiuin
work and follow the doctors every rule. Is this
trouble transmitted to children? 1 am physi-
cally strong and healthy. but 1 can't get rid
OF this scrofula.
Answcr-You should try tho open air life.
perhaps tubcrculin. and certainly sun baths
The disease Is not inherited. 30 in hurry
for further operations
Sore Need of Surgery--WilI anything other
than an operation permanently euro chronic or
recurring appendicitis?
Answcr-No. Surgery is tho only remedy.
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1916-07-03

Somebody has been mean enough to spring
the record on Mr.. liughcs's running mate
Charles W. Fairbanks. In 1913 Mr.. Fair
banks said, before the Republican Editorial
Association OF Indiana, In connection with
inc Mexican situation, president wilson ia
ocaIihs win 1t as best he can" Then SEN
ator Kern had the cx-Vicc-presidcnt,e ro-
marks spread on the Congressional Record
IL would take Roosevelt to explain that
away; Mr.. FAIRBANKS mover could.
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1916-07-03
Queries and Answers
Normal Schools,

Please give address of normal school in New
nrk ana IN I,ennsS!Nania. MRS. r. Fl. NJ.
Stockport. II. Y. Bloomsbury, Pa.
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1916-07-03

1t begins to look as If somebody has been
whispering i'll Carranza's ear Whoever il
, was, ho couldn't speak German.
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1916-07-03

tichmond's bank reports show that monsv
- plentiful. All tho same. it's hard enough
for some people to find IT..
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1916-07-03

II Is said the English arc far better at
throwing hand grcnadcs than either tho Ger
mans or the French, because Of their In b,t
Oh playing cricket AT last, know one
excuse FOR cricket.
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1916-07-03

There's nothing in the nature Of a counter
attack by the British this time It's regular
attack OF its own
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1916-07-03
Priv Purse

Q. M-The keeper OF the privy purse is an
officer of the royal household Of Great Britain,
who is in charge of the payment of private cx-
penscs and charities OF the sovereicn
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1916-07-03
The Pesstmist Saws;

The only people opposed to tho income tax arc
those who can afford to pay II.
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1916-07-03

The Russian bear seems 10 be getting til,
Austrian goat.
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1916-07-03

PUBLISHED every day In tho at 10 South Tenth
Street. Richmond. Tho Times nispntch fuh-
fishing Co.. Inc, Charlie. 4. lnshrook. Editor anu
X Manager.
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1916-07-03

ADDRESS ALI. COMMUNICATIONS Tho Times
Dispatch. and Individual
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1916-07-03

TELErH0NE: Randolph 1. Private Branch Exchange
connecting with nil departments.
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1916-07-03
Oucstionn and An,vcrs

Questions md Answers.
Bad Results from Surgery have what doc
tors call grapevine tubcrcular glands In my
neck They have operated on mo four times,
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1916-07-03

SPECIAL ADVERTISING REPRESENTATIVE Mn.-
b brook, Story & Brooks, Inc. fNth Avenue BunninS
e New York Mutual life Iuilding. Philadelphia;
Peoples Gas building. Chicago.
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1916-07-03

Entered january e7. 1905. the Post-Onicc mt
Sc Richmond. Va. = srcond-cinss mnttcr
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1916-03-17
G5TH DISTRICT COURT.
ballard COldyyeII. presidinu

Mrs. Carrie Rich VS.. Charles T..
Bryan, damages for personal injuries
verdict for defendant
The Redding National bank Of Cali
fornia VS. L. NJ Beckmaun. suit on
note; filed.
V. II. Yelton vs. NJ NJ Rodriguez ct
al. suit for $4,000 damages: filed.
Francisco Gonzales, by next friend.
Abraham Gonzales. vs. Rio Grande. III
Paso & Santa Fe, suit for damages;
asreed Judgment for plaintiff for 5000
Clark Bishop ct al VS.. George Paul
trespass TO try title: on trial
India Elledge ct al vs.. El Paso &
southwestern, suit for $1,000 damages
Tor death Of husband and father: judg-
ment for plaintiffs for fun amount.
I'D Ruter vs. Leona Ruter. divorce;
divorce granted.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1916-03-17
THE COURTS
STu COURT or CIVIL APPEALS.
james u. Harper. r. +. Higgins nnd 1
". WaIthnII Justices

james R. Harper. =. r. higgins unu Z.
". WaIthnII. Justices.
Motion Observation-Disclosures Harrel
ct al VS.. George VI. Holmes. from I'd
tasO, appellants motion for rohear-
iu-
Motions granted-Cayetauo Aiuela vs.
NiaN Moye, from El Paso. appellants
motion to advance submission, set FOR
March %; J. +. Wilson ct al VS.. W IT
Thompson from Scurry, appellants mo-
ton to postpone and set jointly with
another case; Joe L. hin Ct al vs. First
National bank OF lakewood. from An
oersou, agreed motion to file supple
mental transcript; Kansas city Mex
leo & Orient Ry. Co. VS.. John Odom.
from Pccos appcllec's motion to file
brief.
Motions overruled-Tc4as & Pacific
I;r- 90. SIS. Susan Tucker, from FL Paso.
appellants motion for rehearing
-'.r currie EX- vs.. GlasscocE county
d.. 3D. from Glasscocb, appellants mo-
tiol FOR -chearinE.
Aifirmei-W. l. Corbin vs. L. T..
BOOKER. from lei Paso; G.. NJ Newman
20 al SIS Lamar Davis. from III Paso.
Justice Walthan dissenting
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1916-03-17
20 Worih LIve.toeI.. No..
$50, 900, 900 IS AT STAKE
IN WESTERN PACIFIC HEARING

san Francisco. Calif, March ~
stake Of S30,000,0OO was declared to be
at issue i'm the hearing before the
United states circuit court Of appeals
today in an application by the Equitable
Trust company Of New York for an
immediate sale Of the Western Pacific
railroad without awaiting first a con
srruction Of the bond interest euaran-
tees Of the Denver & Rio Grande. and
an appeal to keep the Denver & Rio
Grande railroad out Of the foreclosure
SUIT against the Western Pacific
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1916-03-17
list DISTRICT COURT.
p. d. rrlce. nrcslhlnr-

I4l,a g. Happier 1t I'll VS.. Southwest
'-1 portland Cement company, iniunc-
lion: ou trial
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1916-03-17


brass llnucSies and being drunk i'm a
public place; defendant found guilty of
being drunk and fined s. and costs;
brass kuuclllsS complaint dismissed.
Non-Jury Gaze. -sarrn Term.
49, city Natl. Rank Vg. j.. +. Ncs1u.
@5Sl. g. r. 1. d G.. r.. co. VS.. J. H. VA
tiong.
sos4. y. r. White VS.. o. u. Baum.
800. j. j. LonEweI vs. Fed Mueller.
1870. Eastern Iro'rtation Mfg. Co. vz.
Western Gro. Go.
tl9S- Milton Melvin ys. !. 5. Niescss ct a..
1925 T.. c. Bailey vi. L. ~ Iu5au. ct ux.
tSiG- c. T. Spencer rs. T. Weisbun.
sec b. p Dubinsl0 vs. !. A Nayfe;L
4s5i Gustav Mayer d Cha. vs.. Monjo
1879 Adams s. Eting Co. vs. oiayfield d
shaw.
1852. NJ Melvin ys. II. F. Flores. et al.
1898. Frank Itule as. IT. a. p. Ry. Co
Wright.
ff,s. j.. $. Pcnuohakcr VS. Lee Frudc
AIS. Ahrens * OFT 31eg. co. vs.. Stanley
uac'stt
-4ss. C. r. CaIuan SIS. Joe Dunno.
''so. Ramon Gomez VS.. Miguel oIonjo
$500. W. C.. Gould vs.. 7. IT, Bowling.
i8Ha. e. 2. Ashley Va. J. II. Gray q ale
1850. Goidoft Liguor Co. Us. T. Rolas
@ j. r. smith ss-. C. +. Upton 20 a.
t-iN T. Nichstcad, J--, vs.. I'd Psso v. T.
$3.50 W. Portland Cement Co. w
Texas a. r. Bv. Co.
1901 ~. ~. PortiIo is. C. Wallace.
asa lrs i, p-,--c m ~ A. 'J t5 ,-'
Co " 80 IL 49,
s.-s ci,os " p-,l4 WI r.
r - VS. WINS 43- 81
teoI u T. Do,sho. ~, r c-.-.ho-
% mus w. d. e. 20 -iioil
46ic. Union d. q TT. Co. vs.. J. p. Free
man
~ III ""i'e'is 's- D9iid Nli'-e'
4eef tr,,-,- r,,-,-..... 49, 60.
erun Cattle co.
tG3J. sam Goodman VS. Western Union
co.
dom,
Nontfort.
.cSg A1Ia-i,,,r, c. w. zoe ~ Ne DON,
bach.
45i IN p 1-,f - vs. H. ~ ~ ' 15a,.-,
sc7 m 20 80, - -, - a. ,'''' a.
l. n rg'-.-,- -'' --i'1 STUN 'ii-'N w. ''
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1916-03-17
GRAND JURY INDICTS
Sol - pnVSNIeH fnnN l.,

Chicago. HIS, March IA true bin
charging Jean Crones. alleged poisoner
OF soup served at the archbishop Nun
dclein dinner with assault with intent
TO kill and murder was voted TODAY bv
the grand jury it was announced
Croncs has not been arrested
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1916-03-17
Answers to Herald Ads.
Notice To Classified Adpertisers

All Classified Advertising ordered to
run Indefinitely q. f.) must be In writ
ing No L T. Advertisements accepted
over the telephone. Orders to discon-
tnue L T. ads must also be in writing
ana cannot be accepted over the tele-
when a [ ad is ordered discontinued
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1916-03-17
LIVESTOCK.


chicago. f1. March 17--HuE -E,e....
$4,000 market .fotr. DO GENTS under Thur
days average Bulk 5000 % 1885, lizut s-.f1
t.h'. heavy fe.- 1870; pig SI750s-s
fsttle--Htcaipf 1000. market steady.
Native beer steers $500 g.95. western steers
$3.50 700. cows and heifers SS.Seae.7-
calves $s.25 NI0.15.
Sheop-Rcceipts 5000. market weak
Wctherr SS.25 $50. lambs s9.I5m11.g0.
Kansas City Livestock. Close.
Kansas city. No.. March 17.-Hogs-E
ceipts 5000 market lower. Bull, Sg.25
800 heavy Ss45qsGo; light Sg-c0a $50;
pigs a175mS.75.
Cattle-Beceipts 500. market steady.
prime fed steers 1926 1863; western stcers
500 30; stocllcrs f6.500 $50; Calves
$3.50 q11.00.
sbesp--Reccipts 1000. market steady
lambs Sl0.65 ll-30; yearlings ss.25g 1900;
wethers 27.75dS.5O.
Fort Worth Livestock, Close.
tIy Zeiger Hotcil
Hogs-Recclpts $500; closed steady Oh
best hogs. 70 10 cents lower on others, TOP
$40. bulk Ss.60nS.qo
Cattle-Receipts 1000. including 800 calves.
steers low; steady on all others. Beef
steers S6.5O0S. cows ftG0nG75: heifers
$3.50 $50; bulk SA5OH6.75. calves $4,000
500. stockers. steers $3.50 40. cows $3.50
$50; heifers S5.5O0 $50; calves sA5OGS.5O.
Sheep-Recelpts none
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1916-03-17
Cotton Market.
New York Cotton. Clos,

New York Cotton. Close
Sew York, March 17.-SDot cotton uutt.
middlinE uplands 1876. No sales.
Futures closed steady; May 1872 July
1910; October 12.2o- December I-.3J: Janu-
airy 1910.
Liverpool Cotton. Close
Liverpool Eng. March 17.-Cotton spot
steady; good middling rs. ST. de-: middling
4. SIS. d7' low middling "a. So. az. sales
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1916-03-17
34TII DISTRICT COURT.
Dim u. jackson n-e.Idf1r-

Mrs. Edith Morris vs.. Mexico North
~ rstern. suit for 500, 900 damages for
personal injuries: agreement Judgment
OF plaintiff for $500.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1916-03-17
Help Wanted-MaIe.


Fall Mitchell, Employ ment Agency.
eos san Francisco st.
NANTED-Blscksmit I0S Mills st.
Phone 515G.
AM GOING TO Douglas in auto. want two
OF tnreo passengers- Phone it3-
understand irrigation and speak Spanish,
references required. Address P. 0. Box 93-
WANTED-Amateur musicians who are
mechanics for mining camp. Ray. Ariz.,
john A. Lavelle. Bandmaster.
WANTED-Man for general work around
sanatorium. Call after p. N. at FL Paso
Sauatorium.
RANTED-At once a number Of first class
structural iron workers. Apply FL PasG
Bridge and Iron Co. 81 southwestern Bldg
WANTED English speaking boys to de
liver telephone books. Apply Southern
Package Delivery co. 129 n Campbell.
WANTED-Jap. Belgian. OF competent man
10 manage fine truck farm already planted;
line chance fCswc~ quick. Francis T.
lester Mesilla Park. n. NJ
WANTED at once a competent linotype or
orator; must take care OF machine; perma-
nent position. Rio Grande Republic. Las
Cruces. y. A.
WANTED-Mining engineer state age e2-
pcricnce, salary, what languages married
or not and how many in family. Engineer,
Herald.
BOOKKEEFER- Experienced young mar
rcd man for country who Speaks Spanish
preferred. state age, previous employers.
habits, full Information. Address state
mems , caro- Herald.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1916-03-17
u S1TCE COURTS.
}. J. Murphy. presiIinr

State VS.. NJ. O. Lindnor s,...,;.-.
defendant pleaded nuilt, ANA 81. Gill-
50 and costs 40 llieu
state VS. NJ Rlauco s,a,..,i...
PENDANT pleaded euiitv ang VA. ne ue
s. and costs. "'a Ileu
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1916-03-17

Nc,v York March 17.-Naterial gains were
registered at che outs e. Of todays active
market. war shares and an speciaitics be-
ing the most conspicuous features Adj
vances ranged from one To- three points ln
American Can american Zine. Mexican Pc
trolcum. Colorado Fuel Backawanna steel
and the sugar and shipping shares
Mercantile Marine preferred was eapecial-
by prominent and with Can and 4. $. steel
was freely absorbed. Crucible steel was in
,lincd 10 react in the initial dealings but
soon made full recovery.
Rails manifested their usual backward
tendency with fractional recessions in Read
ing and Great Northern.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1916-03-17
COUNTY COURT.

... "nis pEthiulhN-
STATE vs.. Augustin Villa, carrying q
dirk: filed.
State VS.. Arturo Wisbun. carving
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1916-03-17
COPPER Stocks
QUIET, LOWER
Profit Taking Affects Mar.
ket, Prices Recede From
Thursdays Level.

Corners were quiet ana lower Friday be-
cause OF profit taking. according 10 adviceg
to Curtfss Manning CO. stocks and bonds.
First National bank building Anaconda
and Inspiration sold off slightly from the
high prices Of yesterday The general
market opened strong featured by L. S.
steel making an overnight gain of one half
at S7is Trading was active and strong at
the opening Under some pressure of liqui-
dalton tho market sold off slightly, but re-
maiucd firm. and in some cases gains were
made.
War speciaItics were irregular but cer-
tain groups were strong such as Baldwin
Locomotive and Crucibe which made fur
Their advances Colorado Fuel also was
very strong at 90. Under some pressure
others such as Westing house and American
Locomotive declined somewhat. Rails were
slightly lower Trading was active but not
in SO large a volume as yesterday. before
uoCr
McNican Petroleum closed strong making
net gain Of over five points to 1lSS4 at
the close
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1916-03-17
Help Wanted-MaIe.

-~~~o-~-~O~-~S~~-~~~-~~ ~
PLUMBER phone S055 or after seven 1856.
WANT Just ordinary men who wish 10
earn more money 70 learn the barber tra1e
Il pays big Few weeks VIII NJ you lor I9us
big profits Write 1Iolcr Barber College TT.
Worth Texas.
WANTED Insurance solicitor. industrial
scrident Iepartment. Good money to a live
wire. .
pbope 425O 304 san Antonio st.
WANTED- T.vperfenced farmer married
man with at least two hands experienced in
irrigation. poultry and hogs. on halves.
Land in perfect condition. already so"u-
Farm seventeen miles east OF FL Paso ai
station Relen Unusual opportunities Nor
mon preferred. Dr. G. e. Young Belen. Tex.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1916-03-17

COVER TEXAS WITH THESE FIVE
GREAT TEXAS NEWSPAPERS.
Dallas Times Herald; Fort Worth Star-Tele-
gram; FL Paso Herald; Houston Chronicle:
San Antonio Light Combined guaranteed
circulation over 140. 600 daily: $4,000 Sunday
Combiued Classified Rates: Sc per word per
insertion daily; &C per word Sunday. A 20
word ad In an five papers will cost only 800
Tor one weekday insertion or 500 .or three
insertions. including one Sunday. Minimum
cnarge based on 20 words Al copy for
sunday insertions should he submitted by
noon OF the preceding THURSDAY. send or
uring your u-1e with cash t. Classified Ad-
Nsrttsing Department OF The e Paso Her
AID. and your ad Will be p ared an these
papers .,a.h = accompany order
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1916-03-17


-------------b
/ For Rent Housekeenine Rooms
(
uiLiISneu.
/ HOTSEKEIPINo, rooms Ar,e~i,',-,> ~ y
Kansas.
- - ,.-,-I--,-,,i,--- - ------,
! ZOO 81, t1-eso1 phone sq0s '
I -, ,-.-,-i---i -----,-- LII, -i----7--7-
| - -,,,H -,rir.te f4wifr. phone ~ ",
-----.--- --
J LIGHT HOISEk ELM i.lI rooms with sleep
lnE potCIl- CIV -'
i HOUSEKEEPING rooms. lights. phone and
J water 22l7 Portland. Phone G974 r.
t tlGBbef R'ussSs'p''s rooms 20 week. III "
HOUSEKEEPING and single rooms reason
---
TWO clean front hsuse ksePing 9, rooms sleep
B -Hz p----- ---
TWO light housekeeping rooms and one
I HOUSEKEEPING rooms. 2o1 Z. Nevada
/ Phone. 7165 w
J --Iz-1, e---,i-L-I Lon-ei-oerlfns. room. SIS
! month Phone 3si2 NJ.
I -, 1,,.--, - - -. +-I- f,---1-5.-i
foh y sd - ,[.ci.5. eas F, {ro
/ -. - 60, g. A.
LlEhI HOUSEKEEPING '0oi'- -' = jill
J LoLIo-
rooms Phone 641s J
/ Two f,1rofebad houseI -eeDfue rooms 11u5
, wyoming. Phone 327s
SINGLE light Housekeeping room CONNECT
{ ing pain III M-2--
T 1ddRt No n ieE or aSdran s1s y Kansas
Phone 55o9.
clean basement sleeping rooms sqT PPo9
6ise ].
FOR RENT-Three connecting furnished
ISri, PING l, c,jT,-o o nLaI9s 500 \.
stanton. corner BouIevard.
For Rent-HOusekeep Rooms
TJnfurn;.hed
~-o~~o~- - -, ~- -
-FOUR rooms. front porch, best neighbor-
hood. S-O- Phone 1893 Il.
THREE unfurniz he'd rooms private b9ta
P g3 gaene ana water -Sl- wyoming
:-,,7-7-7- = - -.
I I1l. enIurnl.hsq rooms anu kl.c il
trance Phone s2s7 +.
;-777,7I-I- e---.-I---i - 77--i-,-- -
and phone furnished. s23.5O. 1117 Boule-
ward Phone 412s-
FOR RENT-s or unfurnished rooms TO-
housekeeping- 2o7 W Rio Grande- Phons
VI Nelll~lNOolIS " lllelleu.
COOT, roour court FTon.s bIoo1-
- -
WANTED-Ro0m mate. 701 lagofffn.
-,
NANb room ana Sleeping porch- 90 Mesa
SOT-TuF-1sO- tTo+.1 20 - -, 4s9 G II ~
--NN-- - n 49, TO . H ( e+oo-
NICF-T-Y fI-1isils,I -orT7 $40 ;5T7o1e egoo q
y -
ROOMS So up Texas Grand hotel. Phi 67i-
HOUSEKEEPING and bedrooms close I'm.
sos f. Boulevard
- -
private family. gentlemen only. Phi. 5g8S-
- - - -,----,--
DLL-nAA NUTS, 80 y Stanton Ins-
= 1-1--1-,-I- ,,.,1,,-e- 80 :,
49, ahEa IL iAOOnS ShhAf-[lose IN, @lS
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1916-03-17
MARKET ACTIVE:
STOCK ADVANCES
Rails Manifest Usual Back
ward Tendency; All Spe-
cialties Are Higher.

NOTE-Quotations reflect closing price
Friday March II.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1916-03-17
FOr RenL-Stores and Office.
For Rent-MisceIlaneous.

BASEMENT store room in The zos. Ap-
ply NO. n.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1916-03-17
For Housekeeping Rooms
Furnished.

--J----~--I---Nl--l--Tl ~-FN--I@----|-------I--
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1916-03-17

The following wire quotations furnished
Curtiss. Manning Co. give the closing
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1916-03-17

TWO furnished rooms with sleeping porch
i'm small private family. Phone 1883 w
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1916-03-17

LIGHT HOUSEKEEPING rooms with sleep
ing porch clio n. Kansas
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1916-03-17

ONE large housekeeping room for rent
1909 X oregon. Phone 5000.
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1916-03-26
MUNICH NOW BREATHEs FREER.
Beer Made From Turnips n Good
as the Real Article.

The people of Munich, who have
been dreading for months the grow
ing prospects OF having their town
converted from the foremost beer
city into a heerless one because OF
the scarcity of the necessary ingredi-
onts for the amber fluid. were over
joyed few days ago by the an
nouncement In the Muenchencr
Neueste Nachrichten that "A substitute
has been found
The inventor of the chemical
beer" IL Prof Heinrich krailshelmcr
Of the Bavarian ministry of agricul-
ture. The paper says OF the new
liquor:
THE new beverage rivals in
strength. flavor and stimulating
properties the best Spaten or Loewen
brews. 1t is a sparkling liquid Of IA
light amber color. the taste OF which
has given us an Unsuitable appetite
for more and still more.
Moreover, the ingredients. the ma
ture OF which is OF course. kept Sc
cret. but the principal Of which 10 OBJ.
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1916-03-26
Quite Unnecessary.

Chicago publisher registered at
the Hotel Cecil in London recently.
ana was assigned to room on next
TO the top floor. The following morn
ing he rang Tor bell-boy When
thVe was no response TO the second
call he lifted the telephone receiver
and waited in vain for Are you
there?n Failing To esta blish any COM
munication with the office, ne dressed
and started for the office to register
Indignation. The elevator wasn't run.
ming. lie began to walk down. On
the fourth landing he met house,
maid and asked in strong Chicago
language what was the matter with
the hotel.
We'll. sir. you see sir. came the
answer, the Lcppelns were reported,
and we were all ordered 20 the cellar
Tor safety"
- After which The guest
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1916-03-26


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Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1916-03-26

Halloa' are you Bafy's tn,
butcher"
Yes"
We'll, this is Mrs. Browns resi-
dence. WIN you please send me q
large. thick steak by 12 o'clock"
We'll, you just bet your sweet lif,
I will"
DO you know. sir. to whom vol
are speaking?"
Sure l do. You're Jenny, Mrs
Browns cook"
=, iou are mistaken. young man
You are speaking with Mrs. Brown
herself"
is that so? Then in that case
madame. we'll call the bet off
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Where They Failed.

Napoleon never voted the prohibl-
ton ticket.
oliver Cromwell never rode in an
automobile
Jeanne dare never rode on the rear
seat of a motorcycle.
Cleopatra never wore a union suit.
Julius Caesar could play anything
but pinocle.
The queen of Sheba never had to
stand up in street car.
Nero never tried to blow out the
gas.--Cincinnati Enquirer.
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4 Worthy Study,

What do You think Of these mem.
cry tests the professor Is sticking on
us? Bally nonsense. I say"
Cant agree with you." declared
the team captain. "Ought to be a
part Of every college course, I think
Some OF the boys couldn't remember
their football signs last fall"
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St0l on the .Ioh

where have you been. Mary Ann?''
i've been to the girls improve.
ment class. ma'am," was the maids
reply. "'''"
Well and what did the minister
say 10 your Did you tell him who
Please. ma'am, he said w,sn.,
to give notice. as I intended bnt tha !,
1 was to consider you as nv hnrdan ,ha,
and bear It" ' 'u''e''