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The daily Gate City and constitution-Democrat. (Keokuk, Iowa) 1916-1922, 1916-05-25
Mics Miller Honored,

A few girl friends of Miss Lillian
Miller gave dinner last night at
Hotel Iowa in her honor. Mrs. Daniel
F. Miller and Miss Miller will leave
soon for Camerer. Wyo., for an ex-
tended visit with Mr.. and Mrs. Harry
frost. The dinner last night was a
friends.
The daily Gate City and constitution-Democrat. (Keokuk, Iowa) 1916-1922, 1916-05-25

critical. Under Royal Patronage" is
one of the best photo-plays that these
two favorites have ever appeared In,
SO don't miss 1t. -.
In conjunction with this play will
be shown a remarkable five act
drama, entitled THE Shadow OF
Doubt" starring the international
favorite, Carlyle Observation-Disclosures
tisement.
The daily Gate City and constitution-Democrat. (Keokuk, Iowa) 1916-1922, 1916-05-25
eerean RibIe class,

The Berean Bible class of the First
Westminster Presbyterian church will
be entertained on Saturday afternoon
by Mrs. w. S. Montgomery and Miss
Craig, at the home of the former, 524
Concert street.
The daily Gate City and constitution-Democrat. (Keokuk, Iowa) 1916-1922, 1916-05-25
sewino societv Meetino.

The Sewing society of the First
Westminster Presbyterian church will
be entertained on Friday afternoon at
a social meeting by Mrs. F. C. Over
ton, COZ Franklin street. The assist
ing hostesses will be Mrs. H. !. Beck
EFT, Mrs. James Moore, Mrs. w. w.
Pe-dew. Mrs. John H. Craig, Mrs. h
A. Kinnaman. Mrs. c. H. Dodge and
Mrs. Gavin Herbert. The members
The daily Gate City and constitution-Democrat. (Keokuk, Iowa) 1916-1922, 1916-05-25
BRIDGE Club Luncheon,

The young women Of the Bridge
club will enjoy one o'clock luncheon
on Monday at the Riverciew club. The
afternoon will be spent at bridge.
The daily Gate City and constitution-Democrat. (Keokuk, Iowa) 1916-1922, 1916-05-25
FIao Issue of Maoaz,ne.

Mrs. Dixie Cornell Gebhardt, state
regent of Iowa D. A. R., has been in
fuential in having the June issue of
the Midwestern magazine flag num-
Der. The month of June bringing
Flag day, suggested the idea Mem.
bers of patriotic societies Throughout,
the state have been asked to contribute
to the issue. Mrs. Carrie NJ. Ogilvie,
a member of Abigail Adams chapter
D. A. r., and very prominent club
woman is editor of the Midwestern
magazine.
The daily Gate City and constitution-Democrat. (Keokuk, Iowa) 1916-1922, 1916-05-25
Dinner Dance at Lakeview,

| O'sIfSs OdHSS a. GdN0N'S"s
| A dinner dance will be given this
evening at the Lakeview club house
across the river. A number of Keo-
kuk society people will attend.
The daily Gate City and constitution-Democrat. (Keokuk, Iowa) 1916-1922, 1916-05-25
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For Society Editor

Announcements were sent today to
the mem bers of the Fortnightly Dane
ing club for the first annual picnic
which will be held by the club at
Wild Cat Springs, May 80. The first
page says the picnic will be held
''rain or shine-to H with the rain"
The picnic will be governed by
these rules:
Rule 1-Picnics were invented for
the sole purpose of making a. good
time and feeding the various insects
which infest the tall and uncut.
Therefore. every member must have
a good time or suffer heavy pen
atty. Feeding Of said insects is left
entirely at your own option.
Rule members coming later than
o'clock must eat at the second
table. might not be any second
table, so come early:)
Rule 3-Dress for picnic. Chamois
skins and powder (face, bug or gum
absolutely barred. All sporty lockers
will be duly mussed up.
Rule members over sixty (60)
years of age need not take part in
the sports. All others must.
Rule 5-No pairing off to look at
the moon with mushy eyes. Hang to-
gether as in unity there is strength.
Rule 6-Leave your company airs
and manners at home and act natural.
Be real human being for once and
make this "some picnic"
Rule Don't try to bride the chef
for hand-out before the call to
hash, as this act will bring down upon
your head a terrible punishment.
(Watching the others eat while you
await the second table.)
Rule s-All killjoys will be lined up
and shot at shutdown. Let's all be on
the firing squad.
Rule 9-Anyone defacing or leaving
teeth marks on the tin cup will be
restrained from using same there
after. All eyes on the tin cup.
Rule 10-If you do not live up to
these rules you will be camel-and
who wants to be camel.
N. B-The Sisters of the Mysteri-
GUS Five" have been appointed to see
that these rules are observed. Look
out for the Sisters!
The following sporty events will be
held:
Cross tag. Dust to warm up)
Tug of war. Mixed. (To get hot
ter.)
Ball game. Give innings.) Once
Were's vs.. Never Was's.
Period for cooling. Lemmo and
other forms of liquid cheer will be
found under the chestnut tree.
Nail driving contest. Iadies only.)
Gents still cooling.) Prize, diamond
ring.
Are you there Casey? Gentlemen?
only.) AS played by the sultan of
Turkey with sharp axe). Prize. a
box of Uneeda biscuits.
Cigarette lighting contest. Mixed.
Winning couple receives one package
Of Spearmint and permit to chew.
Main event-Feeding the monkey.
Please eat with great gusto. Dull
knives will be furnished to all sword
swallowing members. Cali the little
comforts Of life are looked after by
your committee)
After dinner the Alimony Quartet
will make life miserable for the rest
of us before the campfire, as long as
we can stand it.
The committee trusts that the roads
will be in excellent condition so that
we may all take the longest way
round for the shortest way home,
Kindly light matches to ascertain
whose wife is with you before start.
ing. (This little act may save the
committee much grief)
Flag Issue Of Magazine.
Mrs. Dixie Cornell Gebhardt, state
The daily Gate City and constitution-Democrat. (Keokuk, Iowa) 1916-1922, 1916-05-25

and their friends are very cordially
invited.
The daily Gate City and constitution-Democrat. (Keokuk, Iowa) 1916-1922, 1916-05-25
w ant Column
WANTED.

WANTED-To loan money on furni-
ture. pianos, live stock, ETC.. on easy
payments. Strictly private. Phone
1853. keokuk Loan Co. Over Miller's
shoe store.
The daily Gate City and constitution-Democrat. (Keokuk, Iowa) 1916-1922, 1916-05-25

HOUsEK1EEPER WANTED - By
gentleman owning fine home, in
nearby town. Small family Light
duties. very liberal salary Address
Albert H. Warren, Kookuk, Iowa,
General Delivery.
The daily Gate City and constitution-Democrat. (Keokuk, Iowa) 1916-1922, 1916-05-25

WANTED-A cook. Mrs. G. NJ. Rich,
424 Orleans.
The daily Gate City and constitution-Democrat. (Keokuk, Iowa) 1916-1922, 1916-05-25
MISCELLANEOUS.

MEN-Our illustrated catalogue ex-
plains how we teach the barber
trade in a short time, mailed free.
Moler Barber College, ST. Louis, Mo.
The daily Gate City and constitution-Democrat. (Keokuk, Iowa) 1916-1922, 1916-05-25

LADTES-Our catalogue explains how
we teach hair dressing, manicur-
ing, facial massage, etc, In few
weeks. mailed free. Moler College,
SO N. 9th, st. Louis. Mo.
The daily Gate City and constitution-Democrat. (Keokuk, Iowa) 1916-1922, 1916-05-25
FOR RENT.

FOR RENT-213 Concert street. In
quire Mrs. w. B. Daniels, 2O6 High
street.
The daily Gate City and constitution-Democrat. (Keokuk, Iowa) 1916-1922, 1916-05-25

FOR RENT-Residence on north
side. with hardwood floors, gas and
electric lights, good furnace, station
cry laundry tub. Furnished or I'M
furnished. Also furnished apart
ment for housekeeping. Call at 727
North Ninth or phone Black 1880.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1916-08-01
NEMSNOIESS7 S%1NpIELAND
@ 6VnAISY DEAN @

Jules VERNES Twenty Thousanc
Leagues Under the Sea" is being
y filmed by Universal. For this pur-
pose an East Indian city has been built
At Universal City. This city. il Is said.
has a great temple. many two story
buildings and a massive gateway ana
adjoining battlements. They are solid
structures.
Work has been proceeding on this
production. which VIII be in i reels.
for more than a year, II VIII probably
not he in complete shape for another
six months The Universal claims 70
have expended 100000 already on the
production.
Under sea scenes. II is announced.
were made some months ago in the
Bahama islands. Here Stuart Patton.
the director. is said To have invented
and operated "a clnematographi sub
marine vessel along the ocean bed.
BAotOgraphinG the dramatic acts or
players CARRIED in variesated costumes
Of divers
lane Gail is playing the feminine
lead. with Allen Holubar and Matt
Moore playing opposite other i'm
portant roles are IN the hands 81
Joseph Girard. William Welsh and Lois
-.ieXanGer
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1916-08-01
Indoor Life Makes Fat
TRY OIL OF KGREIN TO KEEP
WEIGHT DOWN. OR TO RE-
DUCE SUPERFLUOUS


People who are confined within doors
and who are deprived Of fresh invigor-
ating air and exercise must take pre-
caution TO guard against over-stout-
ness. as fat acquired by indoor life Is
unhealthy and a danger to the vital
organs OF the body Lack OF exercise
in the fresh air is said to weaken the
oxygen carrying power Of the blood. so
that it is unable to produce strong mus
cles and vitality and the formation Of
unsightly and unhealthy fat is the re-
suit
II YOU are IS or 20 pounds above nor
nal weight you are daily drawing on
your reserve strength and are constant
" lowering your vitality by carrying
this excess burden ANY persons who
are satisfied in their own mind that
they are too stout are advised to 20 to
Kelly & Pollard or the Peoples Drug
Store and get a box OF oil Of korein
capsules. and take one after each meal
and one Just before retiring at night
Even a few days treatment has been
reported TO show a noticeable reduction
in weight. improved digestion and \ re-
turn Of the old energy; footsteps be-
come lighter and the skin less flaboy IN
appearance as superfluous Fat dlsap-
pears
Oil OF korein is inexpensive. cannot
iniure. and helps the digestion Any
person who wants to reduce Is or 20
pounds is advised 10 give this treat
ment tri2l-Adv-
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1916-08-01
STOP! CALOMEL
IS QUICKSILVER
It's mercury! Attacks the
bones, salivates and makes
you sick.

There's no reason why a person
should take sickening, salivatfng calo-
mel when so cents buys a large bottle
OF DodsOn's Liver TOne-a perfect sub
stitute for calOmeI
It IS a pleasant. vegetable Houfd
which VIII start your liver Just as
surely as calomel. but il doesn't make
you sick and can not salivate
Children and grown folks can take
Dodson's Liver Tone. because 1t is per-
fectly harmless
Calomel is dangerous drug. II IL
mercury and attacks your bones Take
a dose Of nasty calOmel today and You
will feel weak. sick and nauseated to-
morrow. Don't lose a days work Take
spoonful OF DOdson's Liver Tone in
stead and you will wake up feeling
great No more biliousness, constipa-
ton. sluggishness. headache. coated
tongue or sour stomach. Your drug
gist says II you don't find Dodson's
Liver Tone acts better than horrible
calomel your money is waiting for
you--AdverttsemenL
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1916-08-01
EDNA MAYO IN
THE RETURN OF EVE"

IheY telI some interesting things
about The Return Of Eve Edna
Mayos latest feature For instance
the whoe fourth reel is made up OF
conseeu;ively taken pictures The ac-
ton all occurs in a ballroom. an elab-
crate set that filled one entire studio
at the Essanay plant. and in which
200 persons. the most ever used for an
interior at Essanay. appeared.
In making the scenes AZ the Dels
much sorrow was brought 10 the com
psnF by the relics Of true love seat
tered about in the shane of t,,i,.4
initials circled by hearts carved aroflnd
over the scenery, which for purposes
o. the scenario. was supposed to 90
virgin wilderness. Repeated retakes
we're necessary. and sand filling was
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1916-08-01
NO POOL OR BILLIARDS FOR
BOYS, SAYS POLICE JUDGE

The practice Of owners OF pool and
billiard halls in the city Of allowing
minors TO engage in games in their es-
adjustments must cease. according to
ruling Of judge Paul Thomas In cor
pOration court Monday afternoon.
when he entered q fine Of S3o against
Antonio DelEado.
All officers whose shifts lead them
by billiard halls in the future viii oe
ordered TO arrest prOprietOrs who do
not comply with the ordinance of pro-
Eihiting minors 10 play. while all per
sons arrested are liable TO a severe
fine
Three young boys who were arrested
n the hall owned by Delgado SUNDAY
afternoon appeared as unwilling wit
nesses against him. The maximum fine
for the offense is $50
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1916-08-01
Beauty Chats ByE2a M Kent FORBES
Making The Feet Pretty.

As FAB As KEEPISG the feet beautiful
is concerned. il is better to buy two
pairs of shoes at once, and wear them
out in four months, than a new pair
every two months. Nothing rests
and refreshes the feet so much as
changing them from one to another
pair OF shoes. nothing is better for
them-except to wear barefoot
sandals.
Many women find that their feet
ache If they wear low-heeled shoes
any length of time. | always want TO
advise such women to lower the type
Of heel they wear a half an inch
every time they purchase new shoes,
until they have accustomed them
selves to the low or the lack Of heel.
Nature intended women to walk
without artificial heels, the foot fat
on the ground while standing, the toe
dropped lower than the heel while
resting. Heels artifcially keep the
toes lower than the heel at all times.
AS we all know, they came into gen
eral use because Madame Pompadour
was short and wanted to appear tall
CT. in a day when fashion demanded
height-so she added cubits to her
heels to increase her stature
Women who stand much either for
Homework or for business tasks,
should wear heels less than an inch
high, broad. to form a firm base for
the bones of the leg and ankle They
should keep one pair Of shoes for
work and change as soon as they get
home.
If the feet are tired or swollen,
battle them in very hot and very
salty water. and rub them for several
minutes. This will make the whole
body seem relaxed and fresh again.
Questions and Answers
Have been troubled Nth constipation
1o- three usGrs-foilolC1nG an operation
Hare had bad breath. bad com pleriOr and
pessifristir disposition since. Please
suggest something by t0dv Of remedy
have tried al sorts Of l1Tdtire pills
Phoebe
Rspiv-Don't use any more pills-most
cathartics are enough in themselves 70
make you pessimistic- For two weeks. use
a daily hot water enema. for two weeks
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1916-08-01

Health Is the First Wealth"

The rich man suffering from as+b-
matte or pulmonary trouble knows this
even better than the poor man thus az
fdcted- Either may be able 10 Obtain
relief by using Eckman's Alternative. a
preparation containing calcium Chord.
which for more than twenty years has
been giving widespread satisfaction in
such cases
OF course, its use should be seconded
by rest. pure food and fresh air. for no
medicine can be Of much help where
these provisions Of Nature are not made
use Of But in numerous instances
where they have not produced desired
results. Eckman's Alternative has fur
nished the missing link in the chain
tt contains no poisonous or habit
forming drugs. so a trial is safe.
At your druggists.
Eckman Laboratory. Philadelphia.
Advertisement
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1916-08-01
HORO SCOPE



4 STEoLOGERS read this as rather
~ forbiddins day. since Mars is
strongly adverse. while both
Neptune and Jupiter are unfriendly.
Il is a day in which 20 be exceed
insly circumspect in all affairs.
whether they he financial or domestic
The month may be a most eventfli
one IN Europe for the new moon for
August presages all the conditions Of
war as greatly Intensified.
Mercury is IN a place indicating
some strong peace movement. I'm this
the United States viii play 2 great
Tart. but the seers declare that ne-o-
tistions VIII be slow and attended by
many appointments
England and Canada may have occ1-
SION 10 remember the next three weeks
Ass an exceedingly anxious period. The
7Csition OF Uranus denotes trouble ON
the seas and for all shipping interests.
Saturn forecasts financial anxieties
for Great Britain and enormous ex-
ppnditures Of money
Austria comes under a sinister power
that BODIES i'll for the country and
army
There will he general agitation con-
corning some point in educating both
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1916-08-01
Bedtime Story For the Little Ones
UNCLE wGGLY THE BUSY BEE.
r.

ba boon right on the end OF his blue
nose so that he crieG-
ouch. Double WOW, Also peanut
cakes and hot muffls with butter on
Oh dear
Then he clapped both his paws TO his
stung nose. and ran TO put some ice
water on H. And. OF course. Uncle Wig
-ily was safe then. and could 20 home:
and tie bee afte- the bunny had
thanked her for saving him, went on 20
her hive with her honey
So all was well. and If the loliypop
stick doesn't beat the drum so nard
that it gets as black and blue as your
knees do when you fall off YOUR roller
skates III tell you next about Uncle
Wig-ily and the Copyright.
1916. by Mcclure Newspaper Syndicate.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1916-08-01

Toys and girls. and this viii gain head
way next month
Strikes that VIII disturb a wide area
again. are prognOstiCatcd. one OF
these may affect transportation in the
east
Contagious diseases may he preva-
lent before frost comes Sanitary pre-
cautions against infections should be
stringent especially IN sea coas
cities
Genius viii flower in many places Of
;ne world during the next few years. 10
i= prOphesied. and America VIII pro-
duce famous artists in music. art and
literature. who viii work IN strange
concord. astroloEers foreteU
Persons whose birthdate IL Is should
not speculate during the coming year
Business will demand attention.
Children born on this day may have
To- work and 10 overcome obstacles
These subjects of Leo often have talent
for the plastic arts.-Copy wright. 1915.
by the Mcclure Newspaper syndicate.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1916-08-01

adopted as means Of overcoming
initials.
Peggy Hylsnd. the English star. who
is working with T.. II. Sotheru in his
first screen production. viii play one
Of the principal roles with Harry T.
1orey and Alice Joyce in NItagraph IS
photo spectacle The Battle Cry OF
War" as soon as she finishes her par
90 the first mentioned picture
They are going 20 put Kitty Gordon
i1 That's, under the direction OF
Emile Chautard. and the announce
expectation Of the World Films pub
EcIty department is that the lady rs
especially well cast"
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1916-08-01
Copyright by George Matthew Adams

no picture is allowed to go out without
the consent II the sitter And 7 most
certainly shall not give mine. The idea
IS preposterous.
"Of course. IN cases Ike this-iust
TO Illustrate articles ON charity na-
zaars. the studios viii sometimes let
pictures so on their own initiative. but
certainly have no hf Siness 20. BliNi-
has several studios. HASN'T he I patro-
nize the Skeetz avenu. one. They did "a
profile OF me that most people think is
my best picture
But really. I can't waste further
time discussing it-you'u have TO eN-
cuse me- / m opposed. unslterably."
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1916-08-01

This weeks monolosue.)
DY society woman with a retreat
X ing cain. for whose photograph a
~ reporter is beseeching-
There's no use your arguing. young
man-newspaper notoriety is some
thing to which am unalterably op-
posed Absolufely- wouldn't enter
tain the idea for moment"
Why. the BIiNie s-udio. But It viii
do you no good TO know that, because
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1916-08-01
TWO RESIGN CHAIRS AT
UNIVERSITY OF TEXAS

Austin. IeN-, Aug the Iniversitv
Of Texas has lost ny resignation two
instructors. DR. Carr Thomas DOWell
and Dr. W s Hunter. Dr. Doweu has
resigned TO become associate profess
sor OF chemistry in Tulane university.
and DIT. Hunter leaves the University
or Texas 10 take the position of pro-
fessOr Of psychology in the University
OF Kansas
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1916-08-01
uNYRIs WONDERFUL aEMFnN
Hsr STOMACH1noGas'!g,
EdIEsI.E3kF1f4B3.ISE1lSIa9

Gall Stones, Cancer and Ulcers of the
Stomach and Intestines, Auto-Intoxica-
ton, Yellow Jaundice, Appendicitis and
other fatal ailments result from Stomach
Trouble. Thousands of Stomach Suffer
ers owe their complete recovery to
1fayr's Wonderful Remedy. Unlike any other
for stomach Ailments For sale b. Kelly &
Pollard. Potter Drug Co. and druggists
everyw here.-Advertiseme
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1916-08-01
,LKALI DRINrINc ATER.

Half a teaspoonfuI Of Horsford- Ncid
Phosphate added To- "A glass of water
ueutralizes the alkaI and makes the
water refreshing arc healthful-Adv
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1916-08-01
1AYEARS Ago Today
GFrOm The Herald OF This
Date. 1909.

~HE El Paso Union stock Yards
company is geing rapidly ahead
! - with its erect on OF stock pens.
chutes and other buildings The yards
when completed will he among the fin
est in the entire country. being mod
ern in every particular The company
will be ready for business within a
very short time and viii be n readiness
TO accept all shipm,Tts Of stock. It
is located on the couutv road a short
distance from the electric street rail-
way line and has connections with all
railroad lines
Sheriff Jose Z Lucero. Of Dona Ana
county. y NJ. arrived in the city on
business
Mrs. Ted" Cooley left for Las Vegas.
y Nj Yesterday. where she viii visit
friends and relatives
Mrs. z y Lane Ct Eagle Pass. IS
visiting her sister. Mrs. j. p Hodgson,
at $50 Franklin street
The family Of VIM. Gatiev. the new
immigrant inspector. arrived in the city
from Washington. l.. g.
Samuel Schultz has filed suit in the
district court against the Santa Fe
street Railway company. the santa Re
Realty company ana l. T " mite
T. " Fisher an. family left for
NANluN4 VI tlt-d ~ 4itAF tllee " iAA Ii nc
Mrs Frank Browns cottage Tor the
rest Of the month.
The Fl PasO and Southwestern rail-
way viii start trans over the new
western line as soon q s the tunnel and
bridge west OF Il Paso are completed.
Employees Of the g. II. railway have
seen the last Of the pay car. the com
rany having announced its future ac-
Jion of paying off all OF its employees
with checks
VI a meeting Of me city council last
night the Southern independent Tele-
phone company asked the council for
an extension of thr.v months in which
10 get its lines in operation
The Gun club viii hold a shoot to-
morrow AT Washington park All 90
the crack shots OF the club viii be on
hand when the ss-oting starts and
some excellent marks are expected 10
be made
Tomorrow afternoon the crack mill
tary baseball team from Fl Bliss will
line up gainst the Colts at Sport smau's
park Jon the second game Of a series
of three 10 be PLAYED between the two
teams The Fl Bliss team Won the
first game lT good margin and the
first game by good margin and the
Tired from their long journey but
still full Of enthusiasm. the Border
Rifles. Fl Faso's military company. re- |
turned today from Austin. where they /
attended the state eHcampment- The |
II PaSo company maue one Of the high /
marks Of the encaT pment. where all /
T The Texas state troops were assem- I
,Ied-
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1916-08-01

his should clean out the waste matter
conEested in the colon and start the whole
digestive system over again
d. Cen Gnyihin1 De done 70 cure ~
ble-rishes lett from S1s1II-Pozf-Wo-ricd
Reader.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1916-08-01

She was born In Salem. New York.
just - years ago. She achieved success
leading woman on broadway five
years ago and n little later entered
moving pictures
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1916-08-01
Whenever You Need II General Tonic
Take Groves

The Old Standard Groves Tasteless
chill Tonic is equals Valual 10 as a
General Tonic because ir contains the
well known tonic properties of OIL
NINE and IRON. soc
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1916-08-01
Questions and Answers
The Daily Novelette,
DECIDEDLY NOT.

" ere told woman'S browning glory II
Her hair. oh. fudge. oh. fee.
nd likewise ! must say Sce-whiEE.
For glory will not dye.