The Birmingham age-herald., 1916-11-02

!, to stand on and has driven them to the democratic party in it's achieve egislation for the people. The charge g has not been sustained in the opinion diced. MT. Wilson has kept us out of Itional usefulness is enhanced. per 7, they will have to console them the
  linguistic turn take to Spanish readily. It has real fascination for many and f is acquired in less time than almost any other modern tongue. In order to facilitate the practical speaking of this language now in such vogue the Spanish club has become quite an institution in Birmingham. AS explained by Robert A. Love in Tuesdays Age-Herald, it is unique. It is not, in fact, club in the ordi- nary sense of the term, for there is no organization, and therefore no of- ficers. There is no joining and there are no dues, but persons studying Spanish meet in certain pleasant room in the Young Mems Christian association building for the purpose of learning to converse. A free invita- tion is extended to all to attend these group sittings and make themselves at home. There cannot be too much Spanish.
 being the only commander of subma- rlne merchantmen who ever crossed the Atlantic. Just to show what he is capable of, he has done the trick twice in one direction and once in the other. {; ;. Nobody dreamed a few years ago that the Virginia coloneis would ever get down to using bay rum and witch hazel
 
 bibulous citizens of that state now fear the worst.
 Paragraphers were a trifle hasty in stating that Henry Ford would merely contribute his moral support to President Wilson. Henry will spend about s100.0oo on campaign advertising throughout the country
 Billie Burke says she wants two boys and two girls. What q fine example she sets to stage folk who carry poodles around over the country and make the lives of hotel clerks a burden! < II l The political pot is always boiling in Chicago and occasionally some reformer puts & pinch of gunpowder under the pot, just to make things more lively. l # M l All red-blooded men nowdays turn to the sporting page first to see what the football teams are doing and then glance hastily over the war news.
 
 1 Germany lost the Bremen, but the C-53 1 got safely home after sinking seven !, ships, and the Deutschland is in our midst again. Honors are even. 1 Foreign audiences are more demonstra- | tive than American audiences, says an observer. That is, they hiss or boo when- ever they feel like it. l The Vice President Of China must have a job that makes the Vice President of the United States look like person ot real importance.
 ! Croesus was piker compared to some ing solidly behind Charles Evans Hughes, Old Ed Howe says Oscar Wilde was the meanest man he ever heard of. I That's how Oscar stands out in Kansas * * :: l The fact that egotsm is a mild form o1 insanity probably explains why scientists tnlnK nearly eVefypOuy IS crazy. < :. j;
 Some of the campaign orators may strain their vocal chords, but their more O. less musical tongues never tire. l There is no more poverty in the west declares an automobile tourist True 1 Not even a poverty of words. I 1 Chorus beauties who own liinousnes don't seem the least bit concerned ovei the high price of gasoline. 1 Henry Ford will have to hurry if he | wants to spend that s10o,o0o between now and election day.
 | Now, if Mir. Breckenridge could prove an alibi, another question or veracity would be settled.
 * * 1 At any rate, republican cartoonists don't picture dachshund following Woodrow around.