The Weston leader. [volume] (Weston, Umatilla County, Or.) 189?-1946, 1916-09-22

er how TO bring his auditors TO their
Get with a roar Of enthusiastic ap.
CLAUSE. He has only, to mention
Teddy"
At Lloyd's in London, peace In Eu-
ope is not looked for much before the
nd Of next year. and the Insurance.
gamblers there can't insure il then.
II tho shoe fits, It's q sure sign a
woman will ask for a smaller size.
And one good turn Is surely fol.
owed BY two bad oncs--in variety
how.
None can dispute that Mr.. Hughes
$ we'll balanced man, whiskeriously
md otherwise,
Oh. splash! Tho ultimate eonsum-
is not even a goat--he is sheep.
goat would never be so easy and
aeek.
One thing to be said for the female
tenographer is that she seldom knows
low to whistle.
Cleveland has a dancing master who
made $1,000 900 by barring the tango,
ut think Of all the excitement he
missed.
Louisiana's John NJ. Parker may
lain to be the guiding spirit Of the
My acephalous party that this coun-
y ever had.
How needlessly explicit are the
ign-boards in these dry states that
ear the words "Soft drinks"--as II
hey could be anything else but that.
While il sounds threatening Italy's
eclaration Of war upon Germany Is
OF expected 10 alter the present re-
,tions between tho two countries.
This nation must not sacrifice the
rbitration principle.
II begins to appear that Grecee's
read was not buttered on either
ide. v
Evidently the sun is also beginning
. tire OF getting up an hour before
~.
About the time fathers ovorcoat
omes out Of the moth balls mothers
INNER furs go in.
Any power that rules the waves
lou,d he carcful what It does with
ther peoples mails.
Despite the deings in Europe the
trangers continue to visit the slaugh-
,r houses at the stockyards.
Admiral Dewcy's reassuring words
bout the navy are all the more con
ncing in the light Of the recently
assed naval bill.
Germany is to have butter three
iys in the week. Some oleomarger-
families do not have II once year.
Killing the arbitration principle
,ould be crime against Justice.
This improvident human race has
ot yet nut shark meat on the market.
st. Lonis has milk strike but the
1mhIe kline continue 10 chew the
acid cud.
The Russians have taken Mrsh. but
Won are thinking about writing
oem about II remember they do not
ronounce it the wav we do.
"America Ia destined eventually te
ule the seas" declares Admiral Dew
y. but Eventually is long word.
Perhans the new Danish Rigsiap
say ratifv the treaty transferring
le Danish West Indies to the United I
tases. Denmark must realize that
rs 600 600 Is a good deal OF money
In GERMANY the fifth war loan Just 1
sgned is being described as the "last
1ar loan" Draw your own conclu
ions.
II either Charles Hughes or Charles
airbanks should enlist now TO fight
or France he would have to shave 'em
n.
Massachusetts, spent much less than
he appropriation at the Panama
'acifc exposition. From the point OF
lew Of some Of the other states
massachusetts, is always doing the IN
xpected.
The price Of "softD coal has beeL
increased two-bits ton. the dealers
ay because It Is "hard" to get
It appears that we might Just as
,ell give UP the idea Of Denmark ever
fering trading stamps.
There may be serious bread short
re in Austria but the populace can
Iways fall back on those Vienna rolls.
Some Of Mr.. Hughes opponents are
harRing that he is behind the times.
Ie certainly is behind his whiskers.
The report that highwayman took
1000 from a Boston & Maine rail-
'sy station the other day makes the ,
aceivership appear psrilously near.