The Birmingham age-herald., 1916-02-08
All of You Bdldhedds, Both
 Masculine and Feminine,
 Sit Up and Take Notice
XVTHILE this story is flor men A only, more particularly if you, W Miss Femininity, happen to have
By DOLLY pALRYMPLE

IW/HILE this story is flor men | A/ only" more particularly if you, W Miss Femininity, happen to have 1 a small crop of hair why you may be allowed to come in on the secret, too.
 If the top of your head, MT Man"
 bears an unmistakeable resemblance to
 a china alarming egg, and you have used without visible results every kind of hair
 restorer ever advertised, and have visited every wig maker and hid your arid dome
 decorated with the artistic touch of the artists skillful hand and all of it has
 proved unavailng, cheer up-something is going to happen.
 l If after all the worries and troubles you've encountered as to "baldness,' you l have finally given up i'll despair and have
 decided that pulchritude doesn't count, anyway, sit up and take notice; the best i is yet to come.
 1 A resplendent Nirvana is yours for the askingasking, here on earth. 1 Instead of that decollete effect, you
 have been presenting wherever you
 bobbed up sereney," and the prominent
 nudity of your pate has marked you for years, if that unabating forehead which as Bill Wye expressed it, stretches from collar button to collar button,' has been yours, and the aurora borealis was rele- gated to the shades of retirement when- ever your bald head appeared, just listen;
 an immortal age of hirsute elegance awaits you.
 None other than a great scientist has come to the rescue of the bald-headed fra.- ternity.
 An Hungarian physician, one Dr. Szeke- ly of Budapest (perhaps he's now one of the seven billion men slain by the Rus sians according to dispatches from Pe- trograd) has come to your aid If he has perished, he has perished with the thought that he has done an as founding, nay, a most charitable deed
 toward humanity, bringing happiness where once there had been awe, insuring domestic felicity where once chaos reigned.
 Perhaps you are impatient about this cure" and it is mean not to tell you, so here goes; you shant wait any longe.
 This is the secret: pr. Szekely's secret it is to plant hair on the head, just like
 you'd plant turnips and potatoes and string beans.
 TSe theory is really much the same; planting sprouts in the bare places where potatoes ought to grow You see, it is very easy and quite plausible; you mas sage the dirt when you are getting ready to plant potatoes; spade and hoe and put ter around generally, and so you do with hair; you massage the scalp as bit with nice oils and lotions and things and when you get the head in condition to plant, why, you pick out some nice healthy of gold wire, 7-500th of an inch thick, you thread it with hair the color of what your hair used to be, or what you'd like to have it, and then you dig into the scalp with the fine wire ana turn it for half a circle and then withdraw it. The hair has been anchored and it will undoubtedly grow
 A square inch of scalp, according to the eminent doctors calculations, grows 125O hairs, which can be planted at the rate of 400 In half an hour. This is sufficient at one sitting.
 Of course, you'd have to regulate the planting it would never do to appear in society with one square inch of newly planted hair one day and two square inches the next; oh, my, no, So while you are having this done (of course an expert must do the deadly deed) you will have If the society of your friends for a short time.
 But it's worth it.