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The Tabor independent. [volume] (Tabor, S.D.) 1913-19??, 1916-11-23

van CuSh is an extremely unlucKy
chap"
He isn't exactly considered So"
II know, but you ought to hear him
talk about his misfOrtunes. Six
months ago he decided that he had
made all the money he could possibly
use, so he bought a farm, and retired.
He started to sink an artesian well in
order to insure a supply of pure wa
ter. And what did he do but strike oil ?
Now he's got to get back in harness
again and make n whole lot of money
that he doesn't need at all out of that
oil well. Don't you pity him from the
bottom of your heartT"
The Tabor independent. [volume] (Tabor, S.D.) 1913-19??, 1916-11-23

coincident, but the beautiful custom has
prevailed for considerable time, and
doubtless will prevail for ages to come. OF
orally the last Thursday in November, to
which the governor Of each state assents
by naming the same day. Thus there Is
n day each year when h forty-five
states and the territories from the Allan
tic to the Pacific and from British Amer
lea to the gulf return thanks to cd for his
manifold blessings and mercies.
The Tabor independent. [volume] (Tabor, S.D.) 1913-19??, 1916-11-23
O great are We

How great are we
The king ides out that we may see.
A housewife with her busy broom
Brushed dust and crumbs from out her
room;
A sparrow pulled himself arnd said:
This dame was made to make me bread.
Marco Morrow, In Womankind.
The Tabor independent. [volume] (Tabor, S.D.) 1913-19??, 1916-11-23

John Breidenthal declined with re-
greet an invitation to join other bank
ers at a banquet in Wichita, Kan, and
closed his telegram with the i%njunc-
ton: IL caution you not 10 permit
overdraughts."
The Tabor independent. [volume] (Tabor, S.D.) 1913-19??, 1916-11-23

The steel mast Of an Atlantic coast
oil barge is used as q smokestack from
the galley.
The Tabor independent. [volume] (Tabor, S.D.) 1913-19??, 1916-11-23
The Result.

"The tall, handsome policeman yon-
der does not seem to be doing much"
Indeed, he is. He Is arresting at
tention."
The Tabor independent. [volume] (Tabor, S.D.) 1913-19??, 1916-11-23

DR.. Pierce's Favorite Prescription makes
weak women strong, sick women well n
alcohol. Sold in tablets or iquid.-Adv.
The Tabor independent. [volume] (Tabor, S.D.) 1913-19??, 1916-11-23

A f%ull-grown elephant yields 120
pounds of ivory.
The Tabor independent. [volume] (Tabor, S.D.) 1913-19??, 1916-11-23

A Kentucky man has married tn,
granddaughter of the girl who refused
him.
The Tabor independent. [volume] (Tabor, S.D.) 1913-19??, 1916-11-23
Thanksgiving

A king rode forth one summers day
And all the peasants by the way
6xid to themselves:
The Tabor independent. [volume] (Tabor, S.D.) 1913-19??, 1916-11-23

Switzerland produces more than
5000 pianos q year.
The Tabor independent. [volume] (Tabor, S.D.) 1913-19??, 1916-11-23
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The Tabor independent. [volume] (Tabor, S.D.) 1913-19??, 1916-11-23
Tough Luck.

ivan Cush is an extremely unlucky
chan"
Tombstone epitaph., 1916-03-26
Clean the Blood A NEW DISCOVERY

"Anuric" is a recent discovery of Doctor Pierce. who is head of the In valids' Hotel, Buffalo. N. Y. Expert ments at Dr. Pierce's Hospital for sev- eral years proved that "Anuric" is a wonderful eliminator of uric acid. For those easily recognized symptoms of infammation-as backache. scalding urine and frequent urination, as well as sediment in the urine, or if uric acid in the blood has caused rheuna- tism, it is simply wonderful how surely "Anuric" acts; and in gravel and gout, invariably the pains and stiffness rap idly disappear.
 Go to your nearest drug store and simply ask for . so-cent package of "Anuric." or send pr. Pierce 1oc for trial pkg.
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Spring is the time of the year when we should put our house in order. We're run down after a hard winter after grip. colds. catarrh. It's time to take Dr. Pierce's Golden Medical Discovery. purely vegetable and free from alcohol or narcotics. It will search out impure and poisonous mat ter and drive it from the system. Buy Discovery" now in tablets or liquid.
 It will dissolve the poisonous accu- mutations and replace tine bad blood 1t drives out. with rich. pure blood full Of vital force
 It VIII clear the skin: eczema, pim- pies, rash, blotches will dry up and disappear: boIls, carbuicles and other evidences of tainted blood will psss away. never to appear again
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 than when baked with a bunch of eel cry or an onion for stuffing.
 eroiled 0uail.-Clean the bird and cut from the back of the neck down the back. lay open and remove the contents Of the inside, wash well and sprinkle with salt and pepper. brush with melted butter and broil over a clear fire fifteen minutes. turning ire quently. Serve garnished with cur rant jelly. Such a dish is indeed food fit for the gods. but adored by nor. tals.
 Roast Wild Duek.-Clean and truss the duck and sprinkle with salt and pepper. Cover the breast with slices of salt pork. cut thin. Place on a rack in dripping pan. add a little water to the pan and place in a hot oven to cook for half an hour basting every five minutes with the water in the pan Remove the pork and serve with cur rant jelly. Ore may use stufins of various kindr. but the flavor of the meat is better. so our epicures say. if the bird Is not stuffed
 Venison steak.-W'pe the steak with a cloth Wrung out Of cold water Place the steak into hot buttered broiler and broil. turning every ten seconds until well scared over, then turn occasionally until cooked Veni. son should always be served like beef. steak. rare. Serve with wild grape jelly that has been spiced. Roast
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Home Talent.

A man From upstate" had gone to a theater in New York. In an inter. val between the acts he turned 10 the metropolitan who had the seat next 10 him.
 Where do all them troopers come from?" he inQuirei.
 T don't think 1 understand" said the city dweller.
 T mean rAem actors up yonder on the stage" explained the man from afar. Was they brought on specially for this show or GO they live here?'
 q believe most of them live here in town" said the New Yorker.
 Well. they do rurty blamed well for home talent" sGid the stranger Philadelphia Chronicle-Telegraph.
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WHEAT SOWN FOR BIG YIELDS
Summer Following Done in June Not Only Kills Many Weeds, But Saves
 Moisture for Future.

In growing my dry land crop of forty-eight bushels to the acre the past season the summer following was done the fore part of June, the year previ ous Experience has taught us that this is the best time. as it not only kills the many weeds but conseryes the moisture. thereby storing it for fu- ture use. writes George F. Oven in Denver Field and Farm. My dry land tract has been farmed for nine years, but by the alternating method Only eighty acres out of the one hundred and sixty acres are cropped each year.
 Many have predicted that in few years the strength of the soil would run out. and that 1t would have to be left for a number of years. so as to regain its former productiveuess. find. however that the land rather than diminishing is gradually gaining In productlveness. The soil Is clay loam and has gradual slope to the south The first year it was farmed the sod was broken out to depth Of four inches Each succeeding year it is plowed two inches deeper. so as to have the subsoil on top. After blow ing the ground is then narrowed so as to even it and conserve all the mo!s- ture
 There have been times when the weed seed failed 10 come up before blowing IL had to be then disked to kill the weeds. If they had been left alone 1t would have been as hard on the ground as if crop of wheat had been raised. The seeding Is done a5c::: :hc middle ct September. The drill used is a disk press which SONS from twenty-seven to thirty pounds to the acre. The kind of seed Is the Red Russian.
 Wheat raised on irrigated land may be sown on dry land by seeding more to the acre. The past year seventy six acres yielded 2,6i2 bushels of high tested wheat. Twenty-seven pounds of wheat was sown to each acre. When thin sown the wheat plants have more room for stooling and produce larger heads. The room in between the rows provides the moisture for the growing grain.
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We'll, Why?

whose vigorous antisuffrage speech vas the feature of a suffrage debate, sat at a recent dinner party in Wash. ington beside suffragist.
 The suifragist, desirous of showing woman's serttom of servitude. said:
 MT. Bowdle, why does a woman when she marries a man, take his name?"
 But Mir. Bowdle, desirous to show woman's sheltered and easy economic position, smiled and answered:
 Why does she take everything else he's got ot?"-Philadeiphia Bulletin.
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SoRGHUMs TO PRODUCE MEAT
More Money Brought Into ub-HumId Regions by Sale of Stock Than
 All Other Sources.

Tn no section of the country has a permanent system of agriculture been built without the use Of live stock. A very careful observation of the condi- tions that are prevalent in the sub humid sections of the United States shows that more money is brought into those sections through the sale Of horses. cattle. sheep and hogs than from all other sources combined, writes ". A Ccchel in Farmers Mail and Breeze. The experimental work of the argonomists and cerealists in dicates that the grain sorghums prob ably are the most valuable of all of the grain and forage crops that have yet been tried. This also is indicated by the practice O: the better class of farmers In the same regions who are continually increasing the acreage de- voted to katir, feterita, milo, sorghum and sudan grass and at the same time oats. barley and other crops that are especially adaptable to the more hu. mid regions.
 IL is essential that the dry land farmers as we'll as the farmers in oth- CT sections should realize that the chief function of live stock is 10 sup ply a market for the feeds that are produced in the local community. and that the live stock business cannot be separate and distinct from farming; that the best live stock men are al most invariably the best farmers in the community and that the best farm CTS are as rule men who give a con siderable amount Of time and atten tio1 to live stock.
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soning makes or mars the dish Fol low directions when you find the kind your family enjoys. use care in meas urements, and always taste the food many times to make sure tha, the seasoning s enough.
 Emergency Soup.-Take a can Of salmon. drain of the oil and rub the half teaspoonfuls of salt to a quart of scalding hot milk. stir in the fish and four tablespoonfuls of four that has been blended with two tablespoonfu!s of the oil from the can; cook until smooth, and serve with a dash of red Upper and sprinkling of minced parsley on the top Of each cup. Serve with toasted crackers
 Corr chowcer.-Fry a half pound of diced salt pork in a big saucepan until brown: add one sliced onion and cook until light brown: then add four sliced potatoes that have been par. boiled ten minutes. a can Of corn and a pint of boil ng water: cook until the vegetable are tender. then add a quart of rich milk. pepper. sal; and a half dozen crackers which have been soaked in a little milk Serve with a cracker on each d!sh Of soup. Cod. fish may be used in this dish n place of corn and is a most satisfying chowder. Add the salt. fish. shredded and soaked. with the milk at the last.
Tombstone epitaph., 1916-03-26

senison is served as one does roast lamb
 Rabbit.-This Is a delicious dish when a young tender rabbit is to be served. Wash and wipe the meat carefully. cut 1t up in serving sized pieces. brown in little hot butter. then add water and tablespoonful of vinegar or two, cooking slowly un- til tender. Thicken the gravy and serve as one does fricasseed chicken.
 Life Is not estimated by what you get out of it; it is to he estimated by what yHu put into it.-w. J. Bryan.
 Cnfinching labor conquers every thing
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A lIaht Dream.

Prof. Uric Dahlgren of Princeton university predicts that the time will come when the luciferous substance firefies, certain fish and other ani. mals. will be used for Illuminating houses. etc. He believes that this will come about when the nature and proportions of tine chemical constitu. ents of these substances are discov' cred, and says they will give light having an efficiency of 99 per cent in stead of the 15 per cent produced by lights now in use.
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Safety First. :"

Elbridge was over at his grandmotb- er's for luncheon. They. knowing how fond he was of cornstarch pud- ding, had the maid, Louise, make some in individual cups. At lunch con Elbridge refused repeatedly to have any. They coaxed and coaxet. but he wouldn't touch it. All the rest enjoyed it. After luncheon his aunt asked him why he wouldn't eat any of the pudding.
 We'll" he said, when Louise was making 1t l saw the dog lick one or them, and didn't know which one !. was"
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Gull the Poultry Flock.

Gull out the slow-growing chickens the old hens with long toe nails. the long or "crow-headed" hens. the pooI winter layers hens that spend toe much time on the roosts. Such cull. ing can be done without any special expense. It should be done. too. be. fore new blood is introduced. for the presence of poor fowls will retard whatever improvement new blood may work.
Tombstone epitaph., 1916-03-26
F
Now Is the Time to Get Rld of These
 Ugly SpptA,

There's longer the slightest need of feeling ashamed of your freckIss. the prescription othine-double strength-i. guaranteed 10 remove these homely spots
 Simply get ounce of othine-double strength-fTom your druggist. and apply a little of !t night and morning and you should soon see that even the worst freckles have began 70 disappear. while the lighter ones have vanished entirely. IL Is seldom that more than one ounce is needed 10 com pl.tely clear the skin and gain a beautiful clear mpIexion
 Be cure to ask for th- douhie strength othine. ss this is sold under guarants. Of money back 1T it faiis to remove lTe,aies- -
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AdSmless Eden.

Lady of the House to Wine Agent I'm sorry. but you've had your trouble for nothing this time. My husband is at the front. and I don't drink wine.
 Wine Agent-But, my dear madam. don't forget that in these war times you must always have ready in the house at least light wine suitable for celebrating victories.
Tombstone epitaph., 1916-03-26
BABY's ITCHING SKIN
Quickly soothed and Healed by
 Cuticura. Trial Free.

Bathe with hot water and Cuticura Soap. If there Is any irritation anoint gently with Cuticura Ointment on end of finger. Refreshing slumber for rest less. fretful babies usually follows the use of these super-creamy emollients. They are a boon to tired mothers.
 Free sample each by mail with Book Address postcard. Cuticurs. Dept. L, Boston. Sold everywhere.-Adv.
Tombstone epitaph., 1916-03-26

dragging sensation across my loins. difficulty in collecting my thoughts and was troubled with short ness of breath. Dodds Kidney Pills have cured me of these complaints. You are at liberty to publish this let ter for the benefit of any sufferer who doubts the merit of Dodds Kidney Pills"
 podds Kidney Pills. soc. per box at your dealer or Dodds Medicine Co.. Buffalo. N. Y. podds Dyspepsia Tab lets for Indigestion have been proved. 60c. per box.-Adv.
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Bjo Waste of Machinery.

The number of farm implements ex- posed all winter to wind, sun and rain is enormous. This is fine for the man ufacturers. A little figuring will show that paint, lumber and nails in the form of shed are much cheaper than paint, lumber and metal in the shape of machinery.
Tombstone epitaph., 1916-03-26

boiler until smooth, sirain anu adj 1, half Cupful of pineapple juice, three cupfuls of cream and a pint of chest n"ts that have been boiled tender and passed through a potato ricer. Then freeze as usual. When frozen. line a two-quart mold with part of the mix ture. add to the remainder one cupful of candied fruits, finely minced: one half cupful of Sultans raisins and six chopped chestnuts (uncooked). Fill the mold and pack in ice and salt: let stand three or four hours to ripen. This quantity will serve l2 amply, and is entirely worth the work Of prepara. tion. for it is truly most delectable.
 Nougat Ice Cream.-Make custard using one cupful of sugar, two cupfuls Of milk. five egg yolks and a half teaspoonful of salt; cook and strain When cool. add two cupfuls Of cream, whipped; then add a fourth of a cup, ful each of chopped flberts, walnuts almonds. and hickory nuts. ? teaspoon, full of almond extract and the we'll. beaten whites of the eggs folded in. Freeze as usual and allow 10 stand for four hours.
 Pistachio Ice Cream.-Pound four ounces of the blanched pistachio nuts in mortar, add few drops Of rose water to form a paste. Add one cup ful Of cream and one of sugar Mix all together with another cnpful oi sugar and three cupfuls of cream. six eggs. Cook until smooth and thick then freeze as usual.
Tombstone epitaph., 1916-03-26
No rerrors for Him.

Recruiting Oficer-You realize the dangers before you? You are moi afraid of having horses shot under you!
 Society Recruit-Me? had two motor boats explode under me, three autos start over me and an aeroplane fall with me during the past socia' season alone-Puck
Tombstone epitaph., 1916-03-26
Botanical Phenomenon.

A remarkable botanical phenomenon Is the fact that while the state of Wis consin mas been plentifuily supplied with hemlock. Minnesota. for many miles separated from it's neighbor by nothing but the St. Croix river. has almost none of that timber. except one tiny spot of 240 acres
Tombstone epitaph., 1916-03-26
Soil Enrichers.

If you are thinking of using some fertilizing plants or soil enrichers think of cowpeAs or alfalfa. They both it in the soil, and they do this while producing a most valuable crop for hay or food.
Tombstone epitaph., 1916-03-26

refreshing. l felt heavy and sleepy after meals, vas always nervous and tired, had a bitter taste in my mouth, was dizzy. h a d fl oatin g specks before my eyes, was always thirsty had a
Tombstone epitaph., 1916-03-26
NuA. hLetrseQ
lonq-lcst Found.

"Ah see yo' is housecIeanin'." said Mrs. Snow White Yes" replied Mrs. Marsh Green. "dey is nothin' Iak' nov. in things round once in awhile Why ] des come ercross a pair ob slippers under de bed Gat An hadn't seen foh five yeahs. s."-Dallas News
Tombstone epitaph., 1916-03-26
MAGAZINE DONATES SlO,0 GOO
Our Readers May Profit by Generosity of
 Western Magazine Firm.

Western Magazine Firm.
 well known Denver publishing house has proprtated sio oc @ to be used solely mir inc circulation cam paiSn- Their offer Is So liberal and the 60 interesting that esery body s eaSei to send h their names
 The magazine referrsc 70 is i5 years old and each moaih pub.ishes ttoriss of adventure, numerous engrsyinEs and ssetches of western life, cowboy eApers descr piions of famous ranches, irrigation projects, ls nd news, rich sold mines- etc. and tells bow and where tO get bom~eteads. IL Is the oldest largest, and nnest in the west k@4d- rs say it worth 6 but ID this surprising circulation eampai gn the publisheS arc spending the.r mercy like walsr and our readers may subscribN three whole foronly c. six full yeass for sc lis the biggest honest ocer ever made hernit in cas n. postage ktzmpa money order. Tell El your friends: 1his offer nay not epPesr sg.in send to- day Money back If pot oslf ht-d- Mention this paper and address, Hoety Mountain AsSsrlpe Station q, Denver, Coiorzdo--A6v
Tombstone epitaph., 1916-03-26
Be RcouIsr jn MiIkind,

Early milking morning or evening one day and later milking morning or evening another day not only les, sens the output, but tends to disturt functional activity and prevents max mum yield for the lactation period
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SG1zoKIUITN
 d@4BNE$p

In ihis world a great deal of the oit- tcrness amongst US arises from an imperfect understanding of one anoth- CT.
 Energy and determination have done wonders many d time.-Dickens.
 Why. then. methinks. 'tis time 10 smile again Shakespeare
Tombstone epitaph., 1916-03-26
And After That

Visitor-How delighted you must have been when you heard your son had won the V. c.
 Scotch Wife-Oh, ay. I was pleased enough. but I wasna' surprised. He stood up to me once,-London Punch.
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satisfying soup. To serve a wsll-sea
 soned soup, atten
 ton must be paid to it's preparation and the combiua- tion of seasonings. Just a pinch or a grain of some sea.
Tombstone epitaph., 1916-03-26
Same Class.

They tell me the clerk standing wonder with a volume in his hand is . capital salesman"
 Yes. he and the book he Is holding are two of our best sellers
Tombstone epitaph., 1916-03-26

NOSt OT tlt fOIIUWlUH E are too costly for every. day use, but on rare oC- casions we may all in dulge-
 Nesselrode ruodine.- Make a custard of two cupfuls of milk, two cup fuls of sugar, five egg yolks. and a pinch of salt. Cook in a double
Tombstone epitaph., 1916-03-26

NlulHS tht COOK has the proper appreciation for the wonderful flavor that right cooking and nice seasoning will produce.
 The true hunter enjoy s the gamy flavor Of all kinds of meat and does not wish it removed. A wild duck. if not old, will nnNnr hn ranrn rnla.nklo
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Prudent pciiteness.

Do you think 8 man ought to speak generously of a political foe?"
 Sometimes" replied Senator Sor- ghum. Tt may convey the impres- sion that you aren't afraid of him"
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Concrete Siio 10 Best.

The concrete silo keeps silage per fectly, is almost indestructibie anc may be built very cheaply where sans and grave! are available.
Tombstone epitaph., 1916-03-26
No, er,, H.,r, bal, r,,,d Iv.

make us look older than we are. Keep your Eyes young and you will look young After the Movies Murine Your Eyes Don't tell your age. Murine Eye Remedy Co. Chicago. Sends Eye Book on request.
Tombstone epitaph., 1916-03-26
rsE ALIENS FOOT-EASE


 The antisept!c powder to be shaken into shoes and used in foot-bath. It relieves painful. swollen. smarting, aching. tired feet and instantly takes the sting out of corns and bunions. The greatest comfort discovery of the age. Sold everywhere, 25c. Trial package FREE. Address Allen 2 Olmsted. Le Roy. N. Y. Adv.
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A GRATEFUL ACKNOWLEDGEMENT.

MT. F. c. Case of Welcome Lake. Pa, writes: T suffered with Back ache and Kidney Trouble. My head ached. my sleep WIS broken and un-
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Foreaone Conclusion,

Teacher-f a farmer sold 1,47s bushels of wheat for SLY a bushel what would he get?
 Boy-An automobile
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At the eoardIno House.

'Ts this beef too rare for you. MT. Simpkins?"
 Well. since you ask me. Mrs. Skin. ner. l would like 1t a little oftener."
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Prevention and Intervention.

An ounce of prevention is worth . pound Of intervention. but 1t must bs used at the right time.-New York Gun
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SAvORY GAME DISHES.

The household where game may be served Is indeed a fortunate one. pro
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THE LUSCIOUS PRuNE.

prunes are so wholesome. so easy to
 epare and withal so reasonable
Tombstone epitaph., 1916-03-26

Makers of alarm clocks are among those who do a rousing business.
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Optimistic Thought.

H is nor the greatness of q mans means that makes him independent SO mach as the smailness of his wants.
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It isn't always the strongest man who supports the largest family.
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SOME CHOICE DESSERTS.

For very nice occasions one likes a dainty. pretty and satisfying dessert.
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There Is no dish whica so touches the spo- when Cne is tirsd as a not.