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Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1916-12-14
MRS. BROWN,
Secretar,
Hawkeye Farmers Club.

Hawkeye Farmers Club.
The ITawkryc Farmces Clnb
moi Saturday.. Dec. 9, al The
pleasant home of Mr.. and Mrs.
Ed Soahold. There was no moiE-
ing session, so the hostess; am
dinner n! n ,on which
was !'lorht. rhly chi ,Nrd, and The
meeting Mas Gated TO
order at 80 by IN, president
p j. @, st, and the canEin4s song
by the cl'tlo. The folio Lire f;im-
lies answered TO roll csll'
Mr.. an. Mrs. p. j. QNlst
Mr.. and Mrs. Evans.
Mr.. and Mrs. l.. Nj :niosil.
Mr.. an,l Mrs. Geo. Mclrtos:l,
Mr.. AMI Mrs. Frank wilson
Mr.. and Mrs. Mort. Brnlulu!f.
Mrs. Beehce and sons.
Mr.. and Mrs. Render.
Mr.. and Mrs. Will G.. Coullhard.
Mr.. and Mrs. Harvey Faith.
Mr.. and Mrs. Ed Scabold.
Minutes of last meeting were
read and approved
Communication from w. w,
Recscr was read regarding
county adviser, and after lengthy
discussion it was decided To i'm
formMMr. Rccsh that we are in
favor of One as far as We know
now; also i'm favor oil having
speaker. on same subject come 10
Missouri Valley and give a talk
to farmers. The following pro-
gram waas rendered.:
Reading. Mrs. Geo. Mcintosh.
Reading. Mrs. Frank Wilson.
Reading. Willie Bechce.
Story. p. NJ. Evans.
Reading. Raymond Evans.
Reading, Zella Stallion.
Song. Louise .Kahler.
The following questions were
discussed:
Would il pay to have meat
club i'm This ncighborhood? II
was decided il would.
Would il not be a good idea To
have ono question each month
for tho young folks to discuss 10
make it moro interesting2 DE
cidcd il, would.
Question No. 3 was laid over,
also road question of last month,
To he discussed at next meeting
Willie Bcebec and Miss Malvcna
Erans were appointed to arrange
questions for young folks to dis
|cuss.
Program committee for next
meeting: Mrs. f. Wilson. Mrs.
IT. Faith and Mrs. w. G.. Goult-
thard.
Program for next meeting:
Music, the Evans girls.
Reading, Thomas Render.
Defamation, Raymond Evans.
Defamation. Myra Render.
Music. Dryden Ouist.
Reading. Ed. .,eabolt
Song. Mildred Branduff.
Reading, Geo. Mcintosh
Recitation, Florence Wilson.
Question committee for NEXT
meeting: Ed. Scabolt, l.. Mclr-
| tosh and Mrs. Evans.
We then proceeded To elect
|ncw officers for the coming
year:
Ray Evans was elected presi-
dent.
Mrs. P. j. Ouist, vice president.
Harvey Faith, secretary.
Will q. Goulthard. treasurer.
Visitors of the day:
! Mrs. II. Kahlcr and daughter
Louise, Mr.. and Ms. Selvey and
SON Roy, Mary Seabold, Mrs. Me-
Cavern. Mr.. and Mrs. Smith of
Council Bluffs, Mr.. and Mrs.
Aylcsworih of Little Sioux. Mrs.
I9arbcr. LYDIA Golvcr, Mr. and
Mrs. Jones of st. John. Mrs.
Leonard Hall and Miss Stations.
After singing ihc closing song
The meeting was adjourned TO
Inject With Mr.. and Mrs. viii G..
Coultllard the first Saturday in
January.
P. j. OUIST.
President.
MRS. w. G. GoULTHARD,
Secretary.
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Children Cry
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1916-12-14
Library Report.

Librarians report to thc
board OF Library trustees for The
month of November, 1916:
Books purchased -..--..-.......... 5
New readers registered ...-..-- as
Number of book loaned ,377
Number of days open for
issuance - --.-.... ~
Largest daily circulation I %
Average daily circulationv 81
Smallest daily circulation. 81
Fines on overdue books 50 .Oi
Incidental receipts -.-.-... 1.OG
CLASSIFIED REPOR1S.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1916-12-14
osssaa ssed.olns for children.

; I'M sssOA We were IlVlnS Ill GarnuLt,
-. ", doctored two of my chill
dren suffering from colds with
Chamberhin's Cough Remedy
sankafonnd it just as represented
ains every way. 1t promptly
shocked their coughing and cured
thetE colds quicker than anything
n ever used" For sale by Roht.
arvey and Doty & Peterson.
-o-
II Sterling Beckley Omaha was
ia the city last evening calling
on old friends.
Mrs. James House, accompan-
sted by George and Aberdeen
louse, spent the afternoon in
Omaha shopping and visiting.
Mr.. Station from Bloomington.
Nl.. is, here for a few days on real
NstAte business.
RuI0 Young, son of Mr.. and Mrs.
b Young, has just finished
Ausking 5000 bushels of corn on
MS farm northwest of town.
vs. Henry. sahn unloaded a car of
Rofdsstaday.
Mrs. w. w. Foote spent the
afternoon in Blair. She will
leave there this evening for Kan
1 eas City, where she has been
/ callcd BY the serious illness of
her father, John Rogers, who is
in a hospital in that city.
Mrs. Ida Bachmann of Love-
aand is spending a few days with
& her sister, Mrs. Harry Withrow.
ss4 Mrs.. Holenbeck, who has been
-, guest the past few days of
's4les i. q. Vincent home, departed
Hast evening for her home i'm New
as;york.
slsss Mrs J. P. Nelson was an Oma-
;sshaIs shopper today.
WI Mrs. Z. g. Vincent and children
rAAtf guest, Mrs. Woods of Kan
Iasasis motored to Omaha This NOR
ming to spend the day with
s1riends.
.ssJ. O.. Foglesong of Woodbinc
was here today on business.
isafs DR.. Hugh Tamisea was called
ITO the Frank Kirlin home at Mo-
s:daae this morning to give medical
s'attention to one of the little boys,
who is very i'll.
Miss Ruth Myers assisted as Of
flee girl today for DIR. Lusk in
the absence of Miss Irene Null
der, who spent the day in Omaha
with friends.
e. N. Reed received letter to-
day saying his brother, w. O..
Reed who has been for some
slime in sanitarium in Spokane,
is rapidly failing in health.
Nick Spencer is reported on
the sick list.
Mrs. Cramer of Denver is the
) guest for a few days of her
daughter, Mrs. Sadie Fitzgibbon.
/. Mrs. Andy Wheeler, who has
been quite i'll with pneumonia, is
reported much better today.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1916-12-14
Marriage Licenses,
! iowa's Complete Vote.

Des Moincs. Ia. Dec. o.
1owa's total vote for president in
the election of November Z was
$4,000, according to the COM
plcte returns now in at The state
house. The vote by parties fol-
lows: Republican, 28t,8O5; dem
ocratic, 22l.22s; progressive.
1893; socialist, 1925; prohibi-
lion, 1915; socialist labor, a5s.
Children Ury
FOR FLETclsER'S
g - rel ~
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1916-12-14

Laurel Camp No. ~. r.. N. A.,
on Friday, Dec. 4, elected the fol-
lowing officers for The ensuing
The Bossier banner. [volume] (Bellevue, Bossier Parish, La.) 1859-1952, 1916-06-29
The Wonderful Telephone.

A telephone conversation is an in
Simultaneous process. Sound travels at
the snail's pace of 1,1GO feet per sec
ond. but the telephone message leaIs,
over the wires at the rate of $4,000
miles per second. A Hello" travelling
through the air ut the ordinary sound
rate. If such thing were possible,
from New York to San Francisco would
make the trip in four hours. The
faintest Hello" into the transmitter
at New York strikes clear and distinct
upon the ear of the receiver in San
FRANCISCO just one-fifteenth of d second
later. A breath against metal disk
changes air waves into electrical cur
rents, and these. in less than the pro-
verbal twinkiing of an eye, reproduce
ut the other end of the line, more than
1900 miles away, identical sound
waves.-Leslie's.
The Bossier banner. [volume] (Bellevue, Bossier Parish, La.) 1859-1952, 1916-06-29
Fighting Moles.

Two men were walking toward a
camp in the Adirondacks.
Just look Mt that titanic fight" said
one.
The other, native, turned his head
slowly. ''Moles," he said. They'll
kill each other Watch EN-"
Titanic would have been the VICE.
for that struggle had the combatants
been of any size except the tiny things
they were. Apparently for no reason
whatever these dainty bits Of fur that
furnish the softrst known covering for
woman had fallen upon each other
with the greatest fury ut the entrance
Of a run and paid not the slightest at
tention to the men who approached
within n few feet.
One had hold at the shoulder, the
other nearer the throat, and through
out the long battle they never changed
grips. but hung on like bulldogs, each
braced and pulling in the opposite di-
rectiOn. So it was merely q question
which skin would tear first. Soon both
became quiet. and it was found they
were dead.
1T always ends that way" said the
native, zone or both dead. Come on.
It's five miles yet."-New York World.
The Bossier banner. [volume] (Bellevue, Bossier Parish, La.) 1859-1952, 1916-06-29
Generosity.

1t often happens that men are very
generous with their money, but stingy
with their heart. They will give hun
dreds and hundreds of dollars to the
church or charity. but not spare kind
word to their neighbor next door or to
the man who comes to collect a bill
A man who is generous in giving to
good causes neutralizes his generosity
when he is grouchy, peevish, overbear-
ing or insulting. We often hear about
tainted money. There is such a thing
and in no instance more manifest than
where Il mean. snarly, spleenfll man
gives sum of money to a good cause
1t ought to be refused. It will do no
good. The track of the serpent Is over
it all. People should understand that
a generous gift cannot cover up their
surly natures. This is the reason so
many generous gifts turn out without
a single generous influence for the
good.-Ohio State Journal.
The Bossier banner. [volume] (Bellevue, Bossier Parish, La.) 1859-1952, 1916-06-29
The Oldest Epitaph.

The oldest epitaph ill English, which
is found in churchyard in Oxford
shire and dates from the year 1870, to
modern readers would be unintclligible
not only from its antique Typography.
but from its obsolete language. the first
two lines of which run as follows and
may be taken as. sample of the
whole:
Man com & Sc how schal allie dede
be; wen VOW comes bad & bare: moth
have ven We away fare: all We werines
vt We for care
The modern reading would he: Man.
come and see how shall all dead be
when you come poor and bare: nothing
have when we away fare. All is weari-
ness that we for care.'-LondOn Spec
fatOr
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Captain; w. M. Sentell, Second Lieu
tenant; J. H. Marks, Third Lieutenant.

Captain; W. M. Sentell, Second Lieu
tenant; ]. H. Marks, Third Lieutenant.
"With good roads and rural telephone
service the man who lives ten miles up
the road is your neighbour"
"The many friends in our midst of Mr..
and Mrs. J. P. Creswell are glad to well
come them back to Benton. They have
lived elsewhere for several years past,
but not near long enough to be forgot
ten. They moved in Monday and are
occupying the Butts COTTAGE"
"The personel of the Grand Jury en-
paneled Monday morning is as follows:
J. G. Hodges, foreman; E. g. Horn,
clerk; D. E. Afford, J. J. Crow, J. H.
Goodman, A. w. Heifner, A. J. Burks,
J. M. Mccall, J. T. Ford, w. V. Lay,
Capt. J. H Nattin and Leon Whit
tington."
"Mr. M. C. Bledsoc of McDade paid
us a pleasant call Monday, and while
here informed US that the fifth boy was
born at his home on the 1st. Mr.. T. D.
Cornell, of the same neighborhood, has
four boys and their friends say they are
trying to raise a ball team in opposition
to the local nine"
SIN our last issue we stated that Mr..
Leslie Mckenzie of this place had appen-
dicitis and that he had been removed to
a Shreveport saIitarium for treatment.
He has since that time undergone the
operation necessary, and we are pleased
to announce to his friends that he is
now doing we'll and is no doubt out OF
danger"
"Mr. w. G. Burt, who for some time
has been leveeing on the Caddo side of
the river, has just completed his work
there and expects to ship his outfit to
Calcasieu Parish the latter part of this
week. He has secured contract some
miles east of DeRidder with the Santa
Fe Railway Company on their new line,
to extend into New Ocleans.''
"One day this week we had the pleas
ure of seeing handsome little souvenir
postal card that came to Mr.. T. T. Land
from young lady now living in Kan
sas, but who formerly taught school in a
neighboring parish. Over the signature,
Il. L. was written this pleasing para
graph: Kansas looked good at first,
but Southern memories are fast taking
first place. This is but another illus
tration of how Our balmy climate, invit-
ing surroundings and native hospitality
win with outsiders"
The Bossier banner. [volume] (Bellevue, Bossier Parish, La.) 1859-1952, 1916-06-29
Ten Years AGO,

From the Banner of June IS, 1G06-Benton
"Mr. and Mrs. W. w. Carter and Miss
lrma Stinson are soiourning in Mineral
Wells, Texas"
eff you are good mixer and fun
lover we suggest that you attend the big
barbecue to be given here on the 9Th Of
July"
There was a roster of the "Marks
Guards" the fifth company of volun-
teers to leave Bossier Parish for the
Confederate War. Following are the
names of the officers: J. w. Rabb.
Captain. He was First Sergeant for the
"Bossier Volunteers" in 1861. T. w.
Abney, First Lieutenant, promoted to
The Bossier banner. [volume] (Bellevue, Bossier Parish, La.) 1859-1952, 1916-06-29
Children's Pets,

Luther Burbank voices his senti-
ments in favor of children's pets in his
system of Training the Human
Plant" Every child should have mud
pies, grasshoppers, water bugs, tad
poles, frogs, mud turtles. elderberries,
wild Strawberries. acorns, chestnuts,
trees to climb, brooks to- wade in, wa
ter lilies. woodchucks, bats, bees, but
terfiies. various animals to pet, hay
fields, pine cones, rocks to roll, sand,
snakes, huckleberries and hornets, and
any child who has been deprived Of
these has been deprived of the best
part Of his education. By being well
acquainted with all these they come
into the most intimate harmony with
nature, whose lessons are, Of course
natural and wholesome"
The Bossier banner. [volume] (Bellevue, Bossier Parish, La.) 1859-1952, 1916-06-29
Odors In the Arctic.

There is nothing like polar explora-
ton for increasing ones susceptibility
to smells. DR.. Nansen told how, when
approaching Franz Josef Land. he
knew when he was in the nieghbor-
hood of friend whom he had left
there In charge of base. II smelled
his scented soap long before 1 saw
him, and afterward as we approached
bis hut l believe l could have given
a sort Of inventory of everything it
contained without entering The olors
OF the petroleum. coffee. cheese, tea.
ETC., reached me quite separately and
distinctly"
The Bossier banner. [volume] (Bellevue, Bossier Parish, La.) 1859-1952, 1916-06-29
RETROSPECTIVE
Fifty Years Ago.
From the Banner of June 80, 1s66-Bellevue

From the Banner of June 80, 1s66-Belevue.
"Died, at Clarendon, Orleans County,
New York, on the Goth ult., at the adj
vanced age of 1902 years, Lemuel Cook,
the last of the soldiers of the Revolu-
tionary War. He was native of YER
mont, enlisted at seventeen years of age,
and was present at the surrender OF
CORVALLIS at Yorktown"
"You might as we'll try to keep fly
out of a sugar bowl as Horace Greeley
from meddling with what may engage
public attention for the time being. He
is in Washington, rumor says, to offer
as one of Jeff Davis bondsmen. If Davis
should be executed Greeley would be on
hand to cut the rope or make prayer"
(Mr. Greeley did become one of Mr..
Davis bondsmen, and that and 4 dispo-
sition to befrend the South at the time
made him the Democratic nominee for
President some time later.)
"Some strange revelations are made
public in New York concerning the evil
dence of Jeff Davis completely in the
assassination of President Lincoln .
Many of the witnesses testified under
assumed names, and no such persons
can now be found. One of them, Mr..
Connery, when told to proceed to New
York to obtain confederation of his own
statement, ran away to avoid conviction
of perjury. Other witnesses have come
forward and testified to their own
falsity." (Mr. Davis was soon after
this date released from prison under
bond and there was never trial of the
charges against him. He was forced to
wear shackles for time while in prison.
1t was the persecution he suffered that
made Mr.. Davis memory to be so hon
ored by the Southern people,
"The New York Post concludesa long
discussion of the negro status with the
following sensible remarks: If they dc
not work they will probably starve; il
they cannot, having an equal chance:
compete with white men in any branch
or calling of business, they will probably
be forced to take to others; they will
by-and-by find out what they can dc
best, and then they will do that. Mean
while, if politicians and newspaper phi
losophers will only leave them alone and
be content to pay them for what service
they get from them, as they do other
men, the whole negro question will set
tie itself. And it has got in the end tc
settle itself-no amount of stirring will
settle it," (But for ten long years dur
ing carpetbag rule the negro question
was stirred. When the carpetbaggers
went the question was settled by their
going.)
The Bossier banner. [volume] (Bellevue, Bossier Parish, La.) 1859-1952, 1916-06-29
Victoria and the Irish Soldiers,

1t was at a royal review Of troops
that Queen Victoria made an immortal
declaration. Regiment after regiment.
English. Irish and Scotch, passed be-
fore the queen. When the Grenadier
guards went past she expressed the
warmest of admiration for the fault
less technic of the regiment. When a
regiment of highlanders marched past
she became positively enthusiastic
Magnificent" her majesty is reported
rs saying. what splendid soldiers
those highland men are!' Then came
an Irish regiment, which one is not
stated. This time it was not so much
the faultless marching and the splen-
did physique that so impressed her
majesty. For a moment she said moth
ing. Then in a low voice she turned
to an officer and said, "Ah. that is
bloody war;
The Bossier banner. [volume] (Bellevue, Bossier Parish, La.) 1859-1952, 1916-06-29
Tax Ordinance

As adopted by the North Bossier Leuee
Board for the Year 1916.
An ordinance levying a tO-mill tax on
all property in the North Bossier
Levee District subject to taxation for
levee and drainage purposes for the
year 1916.
Be it ordained by the Board of Com
missioners of the North Bossier Levee
District, in regular session convened,
That district levee tax Of 10 mills on
the dollar OF its assessed valuation be
and the same is hereby levied on all
property situated in the North Bossier
Levee District for the year 1916.
JOHN H. NATTIN,
President North Bossier Levee Board.
June s, 1916. ss-e
The Bossier banner. [volume] (Bellevue, Bossier Parish, La.) 1859-1952, 1916-06-29
Plum Puddinq Broth,

Plum broth, the forernnncr of Christ
mas pudding. found place ut the
royal table SO late as the last century
Brand tells us that he dined at st.
James palace on Christmas day, 1906
when the first dish was rich. lus-
cious plum porridcc." of which. he
found on inquiry. the ingredients com.
rriscd forty pounds of veal. six shins
OF beef. fifty loavcs. sixty pounds OF
sugar. $50 lemons. six dozen sack. six
dozen hook, six dozen sherry. forty
pounds of raisins. forty pounds of cur,
rants. thirty pounds of prunes and the
usual spices, London Spectator.
The Bossier banner. [volume] (Bellevue, Bossier Parish, La.) 1859-1952, 1916-06-29
Final Account,

Final Account.
Succession Of j. b. O'Neat, deceased.
IN District Court, Bossier Parish,
louisiana.
NOTICE is hereby given that Mrs.
~ Edith c. O'Neal, executrix of the
succession of J. B. O'Neal, deceased.
has this day filed in my Office her final
account in said succession, and if oppo-
sition be not made thereto within the
time prescribed by law, the same will be
homologated and made the Judgment of
the Court.
Given under my official signature and
seal OF office, at Benton, La, On this,
the 22d day of June, 1916.
JAS. M. HENDERSON,
25-2 Clerk Bossier District Court.
The Bossier banner. [volume] (Bellevue, Bossier Parish, La.) 1859-1952, 1916-06-29
To Cook Bacon,

In u dripping pan place wire cake
cooler. and on this lay your slices of
bacon. Bake in a hot oven fifteen min
utes, when bacon will be brown, crisp
and dry and the fat in pan as clear as
crystal. This prevents smoke and spat-
tering which come from frying bacon.
st. Louis Post-Dispatch.
The Bossier banner. [volume] (Bellevue, Bossier Parish, La.) 1859-1952, 1916-06-29
First Prize Declined.

Perhaps the most remarkable lottery
was that in France in 1860. when the
conclusion of peace and the marriage
IT Louis XIV. were celebrated. 1t was
drawn publicly and under the inspec-
ton of the police. and the first prize.
100000 fvres. was won by the king
himself. He would not accept it, how
ever. and it was left over to the next
lottery in which he had no ticket
London Express.
The Bossier banner. [volume] (Bellevue, Bossier Parish, La.) 1859-1952, 1916-06-29
Enqland's Premier,

The premier Of Great Britain is ill.,
1nitcly more powerful in British poll
tics than the king. The premier is
virtually the head of power. under the
tents and purposes merely figure
head. AS the late Mr.. BagchOt re-
marked. THE king is part of the Or
namcntal side of the British conStitu-
ton and that cnly."-New York Amer,
ican
The Bossier banner. [volume] (Bellevue, Bossier Parish, La.) 1859-1952, 1916-06-29
Philolouicai Obiurostion.

DO you think it proper to call an
antagonist names?'
"Oh. yes" replied the scholar, '.if
it is done properly. BY selecting cpl
thets sufficiently long and unusual to
send people to the dictionary the proc
ess may be made positively education
Washington Star.
The Bossier banner. [volume] (Bellevue, Bossier Parish, La.) 1859-1952, 1916-06-29
Lumber for Sale

I | have purchased all the remaining
buildings, trans, sheds and foundations
at Bolinger, as we'll as enough of the
new lumber to take care of the local
trade. Any one wanting lumber will
ind stock on hand there, at low prices.
VIII handle Windows, Doors, Lime,
Brick, Cement and Shingles. | expect
to handle all kinds of building material.
7 Come and see me. Yours truly,
45-tf r. G. PURCELL.
The Bossier banner. [volume] (Bellevue, Bossier Parish, La.) 1859-1952, 1916-06-29
For Sale

A Duroc-Jersey BOAR; registered, two
years old, weight 275 pounds. A goot
individual.
A small MARE; will work anywhere.
These will be sold cheap.
They may be seen at my farm, two
miles from the east end of the Shreve-
port bridge.
Address, Bossier City, La.
2l-tf Tom GARDNER.
The Bossier banner. [volume] (Bellevue, Bossier Parish, La.) 1859-1952, 1916-06-29
Certified Checks

To certify q check is to write or
stamp the word good or its cquiva-
lent on the face of the check, with the
signature of the cashier or paving
teller. This means that there is cash
enough in the bank to meet the check
and binds the bank to pay it.
The Bossier banner. [volume] (Bellevue, Bossier Parish, La.) 1859-1952, 1916-06-29
Qualified,

I'VE want some one to play Samson u
explained the movie manager. do
you think you could wreck the tenn
ple?'
Can /? Well, I've been baggage,
man for eleven years." - Buffalo Elk.
press.
The Bossier banner. [volume] (Bellevue, Bossier Parish, La.) 1859-1952, 1916-06-29
TO Bring It Out.

Il know I've got vein of poetry in
NE, SIR" confidently asserted the
young man to the editor, land all
want Is chance to bring it out What
would you suggest. sir?'
~ think you had better See a doctor
and have it lanced''
The Bossier banner. [volume] (Bellevue, Bossier Parish, La.) 1859-1952, 1916-06-29
Nothing to Go On,

did you tell Binks could not tell
the truth if tried?"
"Of course 1 didn't. | don't know
what you could do if you tried.'-Rich-
mond Times-Dispatch
The Bossier banner. [volume] (Bellevue, Bossier Parish, La.) 1859-1952, 1916-06-29
Anticipated.

Margaret-Did you tell the girls at
tile tea that secret confded to you
and Josephine? Katharine-No. truly
didn't. Josephine got there first
Exchange.
The Bossier banner. [volume] (Bellevue, Bossier Parish, La.) 1859-1952, 1916-06-29
Son1ethinu Wronn

Patience-What did you think of Peg
Gys new diamond ring?
Patrice-I didn't notice it.
Didn't notice it? Gee! Are you
stone blind?'-Yonkers Statesman,
The Bossier banner. [volume] (Bellevue, Bossier Parish, La.) 1859-1952, 1916-06-29
As He Put II,

why didn't You go out for track
practice Yesterday instead of going to
sec Ruth?"
"Oh. a miss is rs good as a mile any
day.'-Yale Record.
The Bossier banner. [volume] (Bellevue, Bossier Parish, La.) 1859-1952, 1916-06-29

The better Il man is morally the less
conscious he is of his virtues. The
greater the artist the more he knows
his shortcomings Froude.