The Birmingham age-herald. [volume] (Birmingham, Ala.) 1902-1950, 1916-08-15

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And the valet is doubtless entitled to
large share of credit for the candi-
dates Beau Brummell-like stage pres
ence. Clothes do not always make the
man, but Mr.. Hughes is out in the
equal suffrage, states electioneering
for votes and his well-pressed trousers
and his pretty chin-beard will I'M
questionably go far toward captivat-
ing the ladies.
Will the standard bearer continue to
sport" valet when he returns east
Of the Mississippi and goes among the
rough necks of the middle west?
broadway claims to have a
- model chorus girl. 1t is said she
has been employed five years by a
famous "connoisseur of girls" has
never slipped the seductive cocktail and
has never puffed the pernicious cigar
ette 1t is worth
A Rara Avis Is while to pub
Found on Broadway lish this young
woman's name.
She is, according to veracious cor
respondent, Miss Hazel Lewis.
Unlike the proverbial moth, Miss
Lewis has escaped being singed in the
night glare of Broadway. To all in
tents and purposes she is still as
"sweet as the new-mown hay" al
though she is doubtless a trifle more
blase than when she first went on the
stage five years ago.
Chorus beauties with the cocktail
and cigarette habit, AYERS the "con-
noisseur," last "only about two sea-
sons" The fair Hazel is still eligible
to the front rank. Here's an opportun-
ity to moralize-but moralizing and
chorus girls are things apart.
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A Chicago parson who became involved
with a mystery girl is reported to
cases the nervous breakdown seldom, il
ever, precedes discovery.
Winston Churchill is writing a series
of articles to show how the war should
be conducted. Winston may have his
faults, but lack of confidence in himself
is not one Of them.
says she hates "die-away" tunes. Better
not put "Silver Threads Among the
Cold on the photograph while she's
around.
In the spring target practice Of the At
lantic fleet. the highest score, &c hits,
was made by the Virginia. Twenty six
hits out of how many shots. Josephus?
The United States army now has an
"act'' in vaudeville to encourage recruit
ing. However, the company does not in
clude lieutenant with tenor voice.
If the chautauqua can spare Mr.. Bryan
he will make few speeches for Presi-
dent Wilson. However, just now the
chautauqua is in full swing.
The fall Of Gorilla is the beginning OF
the end, says the New York Herald
But it is farther to the end of this war
than it is to Tipperary.
Somehow model husband never gets
much sympathy in court. He is always
suspected of being good because he was
afraid to be otherwise
The price of the Danish West Indies has
risen from 100000 to $25.0o0.ooo. And it,.
quite possible that the war is also to
blame for that
Real tears were shed when "Matty
left New York for Cincinnati "Matty
has been, in his way. a great philan-
thropist.
Italy is greatly exalted by her holy as
pirations,' which, by the way, are just
about as holy as the aspirations of the
Teuts.
Coney Island claims to have a con-
science this year, but that isn't what
keeps Coney awake at night.
Still, you can't blame the Russians for
wanting to utilize their winning streak for
all it's worth.
Kansas boasts Of town inhabited by
spinsters-as if that were anything tc
boast about
North Carolina is getting decidedly more
! water than 1t knows what to do with
Would 1t be deemed an exaggeration to
say the Bremen is a trifle overdue?
Clean up is easier said than done, but
it's worth trying
| DEBTS OF HONOR
| From the Providence Journal.
II the American refugees who still owe
the government in the aggregate. $500, oo(
Of the sum appropriafed hv C,onDresc fo,