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The Green Forest tribune., 1916-12-29
CANADA BUYS ALASKA
European War Has Made Neiohbor Extensive Purchaser From the
 Northern Fishermen.

'"The European war has made Cj ada an extensive purchaser from | fishermen of Alaska" remarked J,I Ryan of Montreal at the Wild "Only recently the Canadian govd ment placed a standing order for 100000 pounds of halibut from the packers of Prince Albert.
 ''The slack season in halibut fish is now on, and only the larger fish craft are in operation. The stand order for 100000 pounds a week the incentive for the operation of large fishing boats, but even tn are unable to meet the oNer of Canadian government. n ! wee shipments are falling be the quirements of the Canadj- ln last season fishermen enT ptered difficulty in filling the g4* & tent der, and all were therefor bpert as the other markets easily took surplus catch.
 "All shipments of fish are sent rectly east over the Grand Trunk, many fishermen from the Ameri' side have disposed of their catch the Prince Rupert market"
The Green Forest tribune., 1916-12-29
Increased Living Cost One of Wars Horrors Neutral Nations Can
 not Escape.

Neutral nations cannot escape some l of the burdens of world war. The in- creased cost of living is part of the load every neutral country is now car rying. A compilation by the foreign trade department of the National City bank of New York shows that prices in the worlds markets have advanced in general from 50 to 100 per cent. Even the most backward peoples are taking advantage of the war situation to exact enormous profits. For -ex- ample, the natives of Haiti and Ja- maica, Charlton Bates Strayer writes in Leslie's, are demanding and get ting three times as much for their logwood as before the war, while the indigo growers and merchants of h. dia, Java and San Salvador are even more grasping and are getting ten times the former price of indigo. It is in foodstuffs, however, that the shoe pinches the tightest. In the Unit ed States the high cost of food is the most pressing problem of the hour. The New York Association for Improv- ing the Conditions of the Poor has found that the price of 9 staple foods shows an advance of 30 per cent, from November 1915, to November, 1916. There had been, of course, a consider
 able advance prior to 1915. The Ma
 tional Association of Master Bakers
 of America announces that of the 30,-
 900 bakeries in this country 20 per
 cent have been compelled to go out
 of business since the outbreak of the
 war on account of high prices of
 grains. Flour at S20 barrel is pre-
 dicted before the winter is over.
The Green Forest tribune., 1916-12-29

straighten you right up and make you feel fine and vigorous by morning I want you to go back to the store and get your money. Dodson's Liver Tone is destroying the sale of calomel be- cause it is real liver medicine; entire ly vegetable, therefore it cannot sali- vate or make you sick.
 l guarantee that one spoonful of Dodson's Liver Tone will put your slug. gish liver to work and clean your bow. els of that sour bile and constipated waste which is clogging your system and making you feel miserable. l guar antee that bottle of Dodson's Liver Tone will keep your entire family feel ing fine for months. Give it to your children. It is harmless; doesn't gripe and they like it's pleasant taste.-Ady.
The Green Forest tribune., 1916-12-29
CALOMEL MAKES YOU SICK, UGH!
 IT'S MERCURY AND SA[|VATES
Srailhen Up Don't Lose Days Work! Clean Your Sluggish
 Liver and Bowels With "Dodsons Liver Tone"

Ughi Calomel makes you sick. Take a dose of the vile, dangerous drug to- night and tomorrow you may lose a days work.
 Calomel is mercury or quicksilver which causes necrosis of the bones. Calomel, when it comes into contact with sour bile crashes into it, break ing it up. This is when you feel that awful nausea and cramping. If you feel sluggish and "all knocked out" if your liver is torpid and bowels consti- pated or you have headache, dizziness, coated tongue, If breath is bad or stomach sour, just try spoonful of harmless Dodson's Liver Tone.
 Here's my guarantee-Go to any drug store or dealer and get 50-cent bottle of Dodson's Liver Tone. Take 8 spoonful tonight and if it doesn't
The Green Forest tribune., 1916-12-29

If we lift up our eyes to heaven, Gods glory shineth forth; if we cast them down upon the earth, it Is full of his goodness. The hills and the val leys rejoice and sing; fields, rivers and woods resound his praise. We will think of God when we play and when we work when we walk out and when we come in; when we sleep and when we wake; his praise shall dwell con- tinually upon our lips.-Anna L. Bar bauld.
The Green Forest tribune., 1916-12-29
~e' fe"fferllg hun

4 a Daughter of St. Vincent, d9 Paul, has just been made a sknight' of the Legion of Honor. The text of the citation" praises her cour- age, presence of mind and care of the wounded at Clermont-en-Argonne in 1914. The little town was burned down, but Soeur Gabrielle, under whose care were not only wounded soldiers, but also many infirm men and women, saved her hospital, where she nursed the Germans as carefully as the French. Often the Germans had re- course to the sisters counsel and as sistance when any severe case present. ed itself among their own wounded her skill as a sick nurse inspired them with absolute confidence, and they knew that n her large-hearted gener osity she could be relied on to do hel best for the men.
The Green Forest tribune., 1916-12-29
Luminous Insects.

Luminosity is normal in the we'll known luminous beetles, including the various firefies and glow worms, and results naturally from the oxidation of some organic secretion. Other insects are luminous in rare instances. Rev. J. Holroyde, vicar of Patchum, Eng land, lately noted luminous moth larvae, similar to those observed once or twice previously; and the chirono- mous-a kind of gnat-and the "lan- tern beetles" of South America are among the creatures sometimes lighted up. The occasional luminos- ity has been attributed to disease, or decomposition from bacterial infec- ton.
The Green Forest tribune., 1916-12-29
Sea of Pumice.

A steamship which recently ma the port of San Francisco reports h4 ing sailed in a sea of pumice, ne| Sydney, N. s. w. Apparently the n terial had been. cast up by slbHI rine volcanic outbreak, and chunI ranging In size from that of a marl to a plug hat were thrown on deck the waves. The vessel was seve1 hours in passing through the affect region.
The Green Forest tribune., 1916-12-29
HEAL YOUR SKIN TROUBLES
With CutIcura, tho Quick, Sure and
 Easy Way. Trial Free

Bathe with Cuticura Soap, dry and apply the Ointment. They stop itch- ing instantly, clear away pimples, blackheads, redness and roughness, re- move .dandruff and scalp irritation, heal red, rough and sore hands as well as most baby skin troubles.
 Free sample each by mail with Book. Address postcard, Cuticura, Dept. l., Boston. Sold everywhere.-Adv.
The Green Forest tribune., 1916-12-29
ARE YOUR KIDNEYS WEAK?
Thousands of Men and Women Have Kidney
 Trouble and Never Suspect It.

Nature warns you when the track of health is not clear Kidney and bladder troubles cause many annoying symptoms and great inconvenience both day and night.
 Unhealthy kidneys may canse lumbago, rheumatism, catarrh of the bladder, pain or dull ache in the back, joints or mus cles, at times have headache or indiges- tion, as time passes you may have sal low complexion, puffy or dark circles under the eyes, sometimes feel as though you had heart trouble, may have plenty of ambition but no strength, get weak and lose flesh.
 If such conditions are permitted to continue, serious veSults may be expect cd; Kidney Trouble in it's very worst form may steal upon you.
 PreVaIeney of Kidney Disease.
 Most people do not realize the alarm SPECIAL NoTE-You may obtain gal tereeepts to Dr. Kllmer X O., Binghamt
 house of the Church of Christ, ,tit.s- ue' < Forest. All are invited to attend.
The Green Forest tribune., 1916-12-29
A Mistake.

q like that young fellow, MT. Smarty, who is coming to see you, Matilda. He is man after my own heart"
 Indeed he isn't, then, pa, He's after mine"
The Green Forest tribune., 1916-12-29
To Drive Out Malaria
 And Ruild UD The SySt

Take the Old Standard GROVB TASTELESS chill TONIC. You kn what you are taking. as the formula printed on every label. showing itt Quinine and Iron in tasteless form :! Quinine drives out malaria, the II builds up the system. 50 cents.
The Green Forest tribune., 1916-12-29
To Look at Only.

II think this clock is perfectly love iy," said the fair customer, but twill it keep timer"
 Madame" replied the salesman, coIdly, lit would be as much as my reputation is worth to sell you a clock that would keep time. This is an an- tlque shop, and noth ng modern is tol- erated here. St. Louis Post-Dispatch.
The Green Forest tribune., 1916-12-29
STOP THAT HACKING COUCH.

Mansfield (formerly Hungarian) Cough Balsam heals the inflamed and lacerated membranes and quiets the tickling nerves that lie underneath the infected portions Invaluable for ba, bies. Price 25c and 50c-Adv.
The Green Forest tribune., 1916-12-29

DEATH LuRKs IN A WEAK HEART, so Cn first symptoms use "Renovine' and be cured. Delay and pay the awful penalty. "Renovine" is the hearts remedy. Price $1OO and 50c.-Adv.
The Green Forest tribune., 1916-12-29

It's awfully hard to generate any respect for a man who wears a lot of rings on his fingers.
The Green Forest tribune., 1916-12-29
Important to Mothers
circumstantial Evidence.

"Well, they can't say the new en- press of Austria is crazy like others in the imperial family"
 Perhaps not, but to look at her pompadour in her pictures must make many suspect she has rats"
The Green Forest tribune., 1916-12-29
Paradoxical Praise.

"That little fellow deserves great credit for the way he does his work" But how can you give credit to a cash boy?''
The Green Forest tribune., 1916-12-29
An Instance,

"Birds of feather flock together" Exactly; swallows generally are found associated with larkS."
The Green Forest tribune., 1916-12-29
Doubts Heredity.

sDo you believe in heredity?" "No."
 "Why not?"
 Look at the cheap skates that had great ancestors"
The Green Forest tribune., 1916-12-29

Like a million other worn- en, you can serve coffee that he would give most anything to have-coffee which starts the day right" for all.
 Everyone loves the rich flavor of Arbuckles' Coffee. Of all the coHees in America today, it is by far the most popularl
The Green Forest tribune., 1916-12-29
We'll Mated.

Are they we'll mated?"
 Perfectly. He likes to make mol and she likes to spend it."
The Green Forest tribune., 1916-12-29

Next to being rich, the best thing is to have plenty of money.
The Green Forest tribune., 1916-12-29

You can't guard your neighbcr's tongue, but you cal close your ears.
The Green Forest tribune., 1916-12-29

Beautiful, clear white clothes delights the laundress who uses Red Cross Bail Blue. All grocers. Adv.
The Green Forest tribune., 1916-12-29

STOP THOSE SHARP SHOOTING PAINS "Femenina" is the wonder worker for all female disorders Price SI .oo and SOC. Adv.
The Green Forest tribune., 1916-12-29

Did you ever see a girl start any where without waving good-by to someone?
The Green Forest tribune., 1916-12-29

Smile, smile, beautiful clear white clothes. Red Cross Ball Blue, American
The Green Forest tribune., 1916-12-29
Suitable Title,

'T call my yacht the Milkmaid." q suppose that is because she skins the waves"
The Green Forest tribune., 1916-12-29

Cigars are often alluded to as "weeds," and the reason is obvious.
The Green Forest tribune., 1916-12-29

ing increase and remarkable prevaleney of kidney disease. While kidney dis orders are among the most common dis eases that prevail, they are almost the last recognized by patients, zpho nsuaHy content themsslVeS zVith doctoring the e6eetS, while the original disease may constantly undermine the system.
 If you feel that your kidneys are the cause of your sickness or run down con- dition, try taking Dr. Kilmer's Swamp Root, the famous kidney, liver and blad- der remedy, because as soon as your kid neys improve, they will help the other organs to health.
 If you are already convinced that Swamp-Root is what you need, you can purchase the regular ffty-cent and one dollar size bottles at all drug stores. Don't make any mistake but remember the name, Dr. Kilmer's Swamp-Root, and the address, Binghamton, N. r., which you will find on every bottle. lple size bottle of Swamp-Root by enclosing n, N. Y. This gives you the opportunity icine. They will also send you a book of he -thnp.e7ds of grateful letters received :. Alvin GaddY and wife starleGs4 opah gal? to be just the remedy needed .0b .*-.., sceess of Swamp-Root are SO
 atives Iple size bottle Address Dr.
The Green Forest tribune., 1916-12-29

Liquor has caused many a strong mans downfall. It is easy for his wife to knock him out when he is loaded.
The Green Forest tribune., 1916-12-29

Did you ever see a pretty girl who did not know it?
The Green Forest tribune., 1916-12-29

The Ouinine That Does Not Affect The Head Because of it's tonic and laxative effect, Laxative Promo Quinine can be taken by anyone without causing nervousness or ringing In the head. There is only one "Bromo Qunine" k. W. GROVES signature is on each box. 25c
The Green Forest tribune., 1916-12-29

Aspiration carries one half the way to ones desire.-Elizabeth Gibson.
The Green Forest tribune., 1916-12-29
ANEGIEcrEp.coEp A

NEGLECTED COLD Is often followed by pneumonia,
 fore it Is too late take Laxative Ql dine Tablets. Gives prompt reilel cases of Coughs, Colds, La Grippe Headache. Price 25c.-Adv.
The Green Forest tribune., 1916-12-29

WoMAN's BROWNING GLORY Is her hair If yours is streaked with ugly, grizzly, gray hairs, use La Gre ole" Hair Dressing and change it in the natural way. Price S1.00.-Adv.
The Green Forest tribune., 1916-12-29
What would he give
 for the coffee you serve7

One woman says: My husband used to swallow his coffee and hurry off. Now we have Arbuckles' and you'd think it was Sunday the way helingers over his breakfast"
 Until you try Arbuckles' you will never know what a difference good coffee can make in your home.
The Green Forest tribune., 1916-12-29

It is surprising how many I'll a man has until he needs one.
The Green Forest tribune., 1916-12-29

Too much rest itself becomes a pain Homer.
The Green Forest tribune., 1916-12-29

Today there are whole towns where Arbuckles' is practically the only coffee used. In one State, alone, in year, four pounds of Arbuckles Coffee was used for every man, woman and child in the State-four times as many pounds of coffee as the population of the State! Arbuckle Bros, New York.
The Green Forest tribune., 1916-12-29

The Right Kind. "Where can I find some good cur rent literature" "Try those manuals of electricity"
The Green Forest tribune., 1916-12-29

came with Space, and hand in hand, r We two sat here alone,
 As two twin Kings of equal might Sit side by side athrone.
 While cons came, and cons went In ceaseless passing flight And all was still as dungeons deep And black as moonless night. Then age by age-a million years We watched the Sun take form, While through the void in endless count. The Stars were being born. And then from out unfathomed Space, We saw the world appear shook my glass-and from it fell, A Sand of Time-the first New Year. The Years watched them come and go Till could count no more, The Old-the New-like falling rain, Or sands upon shore. Through age of Mist, and age of storm ..I .ss 1s.. ss eepnql Till last Map e2nssse as seisth gift of sp4ech. 1 And gave to me my Name Old Father Time, he calls me now, As close glean my tithe l walk the Earth with silent thread Yet ever sweep my Scythe. Forever old, yet doomed to live, I'd rest-but none is here Again raise my Glass and pour Another Sand-a new, New Year. l.
The Green Forest tribune., 1916-12-29
Lord Rosebery's Hat.

Lord Rosebery once went into large London establishment to pur- chase a new hat. AS he stood bare headed, waiting to be fitted bishop entered on the same errand, and mis- took the earl for one of the shops as- sistants.
 Have you hat like this? he asked, showing his own headgear.
 Lord Rosebery took it from him and examined it critically. "No," he at length replied, T haven't a hat like that, and if had I shouldn't wear it."
The Green Forest tribune., 1916-12-29
Greens August Flower

has been successfully used for the re,R of stomach and liver troubles all o'S E the civilized world. All druggists y dealers everywhere have it in Ioc. a,f 75c. sizes. Try 1t and see for youfs'|r
The Green Forest tribune., 1916-12-29

There was little lawyer man, who gently smasa .s;, he began her dear dead husbands will to scan Ano aV, ing of his coming fec hs said to her quite tsnos,y have nice fat legacy Next morning a De ' ,shst with pIasters on his broken head he wondered "h'' deuce he'd said
 The only legacy Jeff to some people is poor s'oIa, with tendency to nevous indigestion. oE ysPeps ie and that close companion of the disorder esileo So stipaon For more than half century reaoy lel1as s lp countless thousands of households 'n every ""'
Chariton courier., 1916-12-15
Cost Of Boarding Help

It costs $128 per year to board
a hired hand, according to esti-
mates furnished to the Depart
ment of Agriculture by 1000
farmersrepresentiRg widely sep
arated sections in Ia States. 1t
was found that the total annual
cost per person Of board for hir-
ed help varied from $l04 in Yer
mont and Pennsylvania to S162
in New Jersey and that the per-
centage of this cost paid out in
cash varied from Is per cent in
North Carolira to 49 percent in
California. This percentage is
about one third, in the eastern
section studied, about one fourth
in the corn-belt States. and still
less in the Southern States. The
total Of hired help boarded vari-
es considerable with variations
in farming conditions. For ex'
ample, among the families visi.
ted in.New Jersey. hired help av
eraged 0.6 of a person per family
in Maine 0,4, in North Dakota
IL and in California O.s. In 9th
er words in N. j.. the average
family boarded one man for
months. Maine one man for
months. in North Dakota on,
man 1S months, and Californi;
one man for 4 months.
Chariton courier., 1916-12-15
Soy Bean Promising Crop

Notable progress has been
made in bringing about the com.
mercial utilization of soy-bean
seed for the manufacture of oil,
meal, and various more or less
complex products, according to
the annual report of the Chief
of the Bureau of Plant Industry.
The soy-bean, the report states,
is we'll adapted to the whole corn
region. In the cotton belt it
promises to be an in portant ele-
ment wherever the acreage OF
cotton has been reduced. The
immature bean seeds make a
very delicious vegetable and are
canned with ease. lnasmuch as
soy beans can be more cheapIy
produced than any other bean
seed, it is believed that there is
a large field for the canning OF
green soy beans. Efforts are
now being made t, induce cann-
ing factories to put the product
on the market. In the growing
of the soy bean and in manu-
featuring products there from
the United States can success.
fully compete with the Orient.
Chariton courier., 1916-12-15
A SIS, 900 Jersey Bull Dies

|. Queens Raleigh, the SIS, 900
Jersey herd bull at Longview
Farm, is dead of pneumonia. It
took i'll two months ago. He
was one Of the highest priced
Jersey bulls in the United States.
Golden Ferns Noble, the inter-
national grand champion Jersey
bull, was purchased for SIS. 900
.onrthe Jersey Isle several months
ago and brought to the United
States. Prior 70 that time the
Longview Farm herd bull was
the highest priced bull in the
United States of that breed.
R. A. Long recently purchased
from the Jersey sale Of Mr.. and
Mrs. F. j. Bannnister their show
bull, Flora's Queen Raleigh, a
2-year old bull, which was first
il his class in all the shows this
year including the National
Dairy Show in Sprinfeld, Mass.
That bull now will head the
4
Longview Farm herd which is
expected to be best in. the United
States at the biz shows next
year. *. G. Star.
Chariton courier., 1916-12-15
Rubber Tires

Some soothing balmethe soul
requires, when one must fuss
with rubber tires. ] am a high
ly moral man; / guard my ton
que the best | can; andif, per-
chance, / cuss a streak, re-
morse lambasts me for a week.
A model I would gladly be, to
growing youth and infancy, and
ere got a motor car, my fame
for virtue Travelled far. But
often now / may be seen, all
bathed in sweat and gasoline,
and spotted Ger with rancid
grease, dispensing words that
break the peace. | Jack my car
up with nv Tyre, and try to
patch a busted tire, and while |
labor in the ditch, I'm laughed
at by the idle rich, who whiz
along in pomp and state, and
jeer the more unlucky skate.
And as / toll with wrench and
crank, i keep on sayings Bin
ky blank" and children todd.
ing on their way give ear e
smoky things | say, and as they
leave, on learning bent, they
whisper, What a sinful gent!
Chariton courier., 1916-12-15
GIVE SYRUP OF FIGS"
TO CoNsTIpATED CHILD
Delicious "Fruit Laxative" can't harm
tender little Stomach, liver
and bowels.

Look at the tongue, motherl II
coated, your little ones stomach, liver
and bowels need cleansing at once
When peevish, cross. listless, doesn't
sleep, eat or act naturally, or Is fever
ish, stomach sour, breath bad; has
sore throat, diarrhea, full Of cold, give
a teaspoonful Of California Syrup Of
Figs" and in a few hours all the foul,
constipated waste, undigested food
and sour bile gently moves out of its
little bowels without gripping, and you
have a well, playful child again. Ask
your druggist for 50-cent bottle Of
California Syrup Of Figs" which con-
tains full directions for babies, chill
dren Of all ages and for grown-ups.
Chariton courier., 1916-12-15
Good tor Constipation

Chamberlain's Tablets are ex-
cellent for constipation. lhey
are pleasant to take and mild
and gentle in effect. Obtainable
everywhere,
Chariton courier., 1916-12-15

B. F. Bills and VIM. Veal of
Mike delivered hogs here Mon
day. Mrs. Bills visited Mrs.
Lambert while B. F. came ON tn
town. Mrs. Bills sold S96.f2
worth of turkeys and has Z good
turkeys left for a starter next
spring.
Chariton courier., 1916-12-15

1st, End and 3rd on breeding
pen.
Special, state silver cup for
best display in show room: best
display in English class.
Pekin Ducks: Adolph Enderle,
Salisbury, l.