Arizona republican., 1916-10-08

For Sale Miscellaneous
THE MONGOLIAN DYKE


 THE MONGOLIAN DYKE
 It is a pleasure brethren, said an eminent Divine, to see the little tots around as clad in Scottish pibroch style, with their hair shorn latitudin ally around the cranium, thereby per hitting the summer hreezes to play around the scalp, as easily as 1t now frlsts around banana limbs. Further than this, beloved 1t is a great satis- faction to note our young men whose skulls the Lord adorned with a silken covering, now following in the aban- dohed practice of the heather, and whom l soon expect to see bedecked with Mongolian ques. old things be- ! come new, sayeth scripture and be- i cause we hooted and tormented our i Chinese brethren until they discarded | their mark of ancestry, we now must | filch that habit and exchange GUS | toms beautifying @ the covering of 9 would be massive brain bv with drawing the fibre, which Prof. FoW- 1 Ter would say, "graciously exposes the humps for phrenplogical inspection" They tell me, brethren. that this cut 1 is christened the "Mongolian Dyke" 1 l really think it very appropriate. was tempted to write 'pome" on i this subject. and gratuitously mailed l l publication free "Nothin' DOoin'" Now I'll pay for it out of sheer ob- ! stinacy. as my genius is not to be | wasted. CD believe me 1 Oh Mamma! Sadie's cut her hair, | And Willie's clipped his too | Theyr both the friZiest fraziest, guys, That l ever saw skiddo:- Just see, our sisters head is shorn Like Papa's bob tail mule, And Willie looks the Zula man Sans rings in his "bu booT'- l Think you. dear Mamma, twill be long tTnl Adams toss are worn, | And nanties. boots, and great wide l helts
 ] No mere will men adorn? Oh I just hope, I'll see the day, l Then sufferaghettes I'll join And cast these "petty's" far aside | A la a french "Burgoyne: - My garh shall then sweet man, be-
 guile,
 1 My actions make him smile. | And quoting homily's sec shoGt. I've got YOU ''beat a mile"- But let the maidens Clip their heads | No stylish fool tonsorial whm | This scalp will ere enshrou1.
 Don't overlook visiting our large | book dept
 20O0 volumes.
 Law, medicine. history, language po- | otry. fiction religious. school books. | Encyclopedias, dictionaries, childrens | books.
 Handsome bookcases: Large, small or medium 1 Wardrobes dining tables and setts. | Counters for store, restaurant, or 1 lunch
 Glass front shelving. or plain.
 A lot of matched flooring. 1 Fine refrigerators and ice boxes. 1 All kinds tables soc up | Cream serarators. small and large
 Shovels. new. 75r and s1.O0. Have an elegant stock of beds: Prices from sl5O to S20.
 Steel ranges for home. camp or hO- tel: The largest and cheapest stock in city.
 Gas. gasoline. oil ranges. cheap. Heating stoves, gas heaters, oil heaters, electric heaters. Sewing machines: Singer drop SIP; Cabinet, s15; Box Head. 8 to S7. Gents and ladies writing desks. \ lot of cheap dressers. 1 Mahogany sets leather sets, up- holstcred sets. ali cheap. l Machinery attachment for wash ma chine.
 Harness. single or double | Singer. upholsterer or leather. s1a. 1 Computing scales for store or butcher. cost $s5. sell s25. l Typewriters. oak desk, s14. Check protector cheap | Electric hot water heat, coasters, cookers and irons.
 Alto horn, flute, guitar. banjo, eu- lalie. clariOnet.
 Pistols and guns. clothing, bedding, clockery, hardware tools | Disc ploWs for ? or horses
 Single blows, harro~s. cultivators all fine order
 Six-foot Montague range and boiler in fine order. $25.00.
 Chair stools. for restaurant S2.o0 5 In rockers, an immense stock. Remember, $20 buys S45 range; S27 buys S60 range; s30 buys $S5 range
 Standard makes and almost new. S1O buys S25 gas range; sS buys $2O g. buys s17; s2O buys. S45; s25 buys Ss5. Positively in good order Want any wall pictures? Cheap.
 Hall racks. commodes. dressers dress tables. library tables, tailors and architects tables.
 Some windows and doors, cheap.
 Galv. iron roofing good.
 Lawn mowers, churns, incubators wash machines. Iron tanks. both heavy and light.
 Empty barrels, good ones. l.50.
 Electric fans, S4 and S10: botl kinds.
 Cameras and kodaks and plates.
 Large and small one- minute cam eras.
 On special sale. parlor set, piec ? es upholstered walnut from health, l home S25.00. r Forget not. that stoves. ranges. fo | wood. coal gas or gasoline, cannot b, oqualled in Phoenix. I'll guarantee [, e sell less than half original cost. = Gas, wood or coal heaters, 75 [,
 select from r National Cash Register, $25.00. ,, 1-horse surrey, excellent condition Il Just purchased from R. R. 25 of tn t celebrated oak table and chair witt '. cushions. sell 'em cheap. [ Have q barrel of soda fountain syrup. Come and make a bid.
 All kinds chicken raisers goods your price mine. n FORDS Second Hand Stores
 40 s. Central Ave
 Phone IT'S i
 FOR SALE-1-25 HIP. Studebake '. light truck. price s2750s. Also on 4 cylinder seven passenger 1916 mode
 Studebaker. easy terms on both. l | HAPMON HnTnI)