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Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1916-03-03

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Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1916-03-03
Who Wants This Job Next?

William Metzler of Portland has a
wonderful job picked out for him by
the Great Northern Pacific Steamship
company. the San Francisco Chronicle
observes. He will travel between San
Francisco and Hawaii on the Great
Northern as official company chaperon
for all young women making the trip
unaccompanied.
With him on the lookout the chance
OF romance budding to elimination on
the liner is slim indeed, for he is to
have a curfew. 30 that all the young
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1916-03-03
The Captain Of Industry

Did you hear about the DETACHMENT
OF Mr.. SINNERS tombstone?" asked
Mr.. Brown few days after the funer.
al OF that eminent captain of indus.
try.
mo. what was IT," inquired his
neighbor, curiously.
Some one added the word .friends'
to the epitah."
What was the epitaph?"
He did his Life.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1916-03-03
Now Sleep Soundly Since They Have
Found . Sure Provocative
Fer CrVup.

Many mothers, besides those Of
Ozark. Mo-, have bean afraid to sleep
at night for fear Of being awakened
By that dread croupy cough. Mrs. n.
n. Givan and Mrs. J. ]. Cave, both Of
ozark. have found, in common with
many other Missouri mothers. that q
jar OF Vap-O-Rub In the house in.
sures . good nights sleep.
Vap-O-Rub Is the external treatment
Tor all forms Of Group or cold troubles,
introduced here from the South last
winter. It Is In salve form and you
Just rub 1t over the throat and chest,
covering with a warm flannel cloth.
Inc BODY warmth releases antiseptic
vapors that are inhaled with each
breath, loosening the phlenm and. in
addition. vick's is absorbed through
and stimulates the skin. relieving the
dghtness and soreness. Group Il usu.
ally relieved in fifteen minutes. and a
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1916-03-03

women on the liner will be in their
rooms at an early hour at night.
NO more will the tropic moon and
tne glamour Of the broad Pacific In
tne moonlight unite fond hearts on
tne decks OF the liner. Cupid is to be
banished by MetzIer.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1916-03-03

| under my personal guarantee that II
will clean your sluggish liver better
than nasty calomel; it won't make you
sick and you can eat anything you
want without being salivated. Your
druggist guarantees that each spoonful
will start your liver, clean your bowels
and straighten you up by morning or
you can have your money back. Chill
dren gladly take Dodson's Liver Tone
because it is pleasant tasting and
doesn't grippe or cramp or make them
sick.
I am selling millions Of bottles OF
Dodson's Liver Tone to people who
have found that this pleasant, vege.
table. liver medicine takes the place
Of dangerous calomel. Buy one bottle
on my sound. reliable guarantee. Ask
your druggist or storekeeper about me.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1916-03-03
RECIPE FOR GRAY HAIR.

10 hall pint Of water add o. Bay Rum. a
small box Of Barbo Compound, and 4 OF. Of
giycerine. Apply 70 the hair twice Q week
Until u becomes the desired shade. Any drug
eist can put this up or you can mix It e
oArken streaked, faded gray hair. and re-.
moves dandruR. Il b excellent for falling
1air and WIN mako harsh hair soft and Qloesv.
IL VIII not color the scalp, ID not sticky a.
greasy, and does not rub o6.-Adv.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1916-03-03

! Man in Lower Ten" THE
circular Staircase" The Case of Jen
ME Brice.' Maybe you have enjoyed
some OF the plays she has written
seven Days." or Cheer Up" Like
AS not, you've found your interest cen.
tered In the remarkable war reports
which she wrote from Europe to one
OF Americas widely circulated weekly
magazines. several months ago.
MRS. Rinehart was writing a group
OF tales for this magazine when the
war broke out Because she is a pop-
ular author whose name ia widelv
known to the reading public, because
sne 10 trained observer with a mind
quick to compare values and because
by her ability as a writer she com.
mands the highest rates of any WON.
an author in this country. she was
sent abroad to cover" the news of
the worlds greatest catastrophe.
1t Is hardly necessary to saw that
she did her work well. Perhaps he
cause she had been educated as a
trained nurse land possibly because
she is the wife of a physician). Mrs.
hinehart gave us wonderful word mic.
lures of conditions in the trenches
and on the battlefields of Bulgaria and
North France. She was given some
remarkable privileges. too.
For instance, the allies permitted
her to go into the trenches on the
battle front q little more than a year
ago. She is the only woman writer
who has been granted that privilege.
She interviewed the king and queen
OF Belgium, and General French. then
commander Of the British forces on
the continent-an exploit which was
shocking to European newspaper and
periodical reporters Mrs. Rinehart
has been active for many years in
civic and philanthropic work in Penn.
sylvania, her native state. Especially
has she been interested in the fight
on consumption that is being waged
by the state, and in the patients at
the public hospitals for tubercular Der.
sons.
The worlds largest tuberculosis
il at Mont Alto. Pa. The
patients there publish a bright little
called 'Spunk." Mrs. Rine-
hart frequently contributes to
'Spunk." From her experiences in
war reporting she has drawn a les.
son for the inmates Of this and other |
sanatoria and sent it to "Spunk." Here
t is:
TO the Patients at Mont Alto, Ham.
burg and Cresson: am sorry not
o be able to write a Christmas arti.
lie for Spunk this year. One of
he things promise myself, with great
regularity. is to try to return to all
Il you some of the messages of cheer
illness and hope that you send me
ach month.
But time goes by. and l grow buster,
nd life presses very hard. So I
all. and no one is sorrier than I
m.
It is a great thing, this message bust.
ess. There is some sort of q mes
age in every printed word. am
earning that every day. in the work
lat l do. So 1t is odd to think that |,
no am well and strong. should be
'oking now and then for a word If
aeerfulness from people not 80 fortu.
ate.
1t is really q great lesson. How 9
Use you all are. at Cresson and Ham, I
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1916-03-03

burg and Mont Alto! How we'll yol
know that Of faith and hope and char
ity. the greatest of these is hope!
Hope and high courage. and battles
are won.
There are worse things than Ill
ness. There is sickness of the heart
which is despair, and there is sick
ness of the soul. which is death. And
there is very terrible thing, which
is the sickness of nations.
This Christmas. when we are think.
ing of the birth of the Man of Peace,
many nations of Europe are sick unto
death.
Last winter. Just q week or so later
than this. was at the front In Flan-
ders. The men were being changed
about in the trenches. Why? Be-
cause of Christmas day!
There had been a Christmas truce.
At midnight on Christmas eve, here
! and there in the confronting trenches
men sang the hymns OF the Nativity.
The Germans sang, "Stille nacht,
heilige nacht." The English sang,
the French. the Bclgians-each the
Christmas hymn Of his country. The
long line took it up. Think of It!
Four hundred miles, from the sea to
Switzerland, men singing hymns of
peace. Eight hundred miles of armed
men singing.
The artillery duel ceased, and after
breakfast. where the trenches were
close enough together, the men held up
their Christmas gifts for the other
side to see.
At first they raised them cautiously.
sometimes on the tip of the bayonet.
Then when no one showed a disposi.
ton t. fire. and the Christmas truce
was an established fact. they grew
holder.
The Germans. full of sentiment
about Christmas. had many gifts. The
French and English were well pro-
vided. Men stepped out of the
trenches onto the forbidden ground
between
A few threw cigarettes across to
those Of the enemy who had similarly
emerged. Officers forbade 1t, and
turned their backs
At first cautiously, then wfthout
fear. the men mingled. What an or.
traordinary sight it must have been,
Men who had been trying to kill each
other but few hours before, and who
on the next day would again be kill.
Ing. meeting there between the lines
and exchanging gifts, candy for Gig.
arettes, matches-those luxuries OF
the trenches-for pipe tobacco.
All but the Belgians. Christmas
dawned a sorry day for them. They
were cut OF from their homes. MOI
even a card could come to them
through those lines that stretched
across their country.
Even could things have been sent
around by way Of England. who was
here to send them? Many of their |
antilles were refugees. and they knew
lot where. All were impoverished.
But on Christmas morning came
lifts to the Belgians after all. An
had thought of them.
They got. every man Of them, pipes,
'ipe tobacco, cigarettes and matches.
All of that day. the strange truce
vent on. When night fell, the sing
ng began again. They sang the day
ut. as they had sung It in.
But the next day the men were
moved in the trenches. Hate had died
Christmas day, and war cannot
we without hate. The unseen enemy
cross had been seen and talked
D. and proved to be men. men
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1916-03-03
ITCHING, BURNING scALPs
Crusted With Dandruff Yield Readily
70 cutieura. Trial Free.

Cuticura Soap to cleanse the scalp of
dandruff crustings and scalings, and
Cuticura Ointment to soothe and heal
itchings and irritations. Nothing bet.
ter. surer or more economical than
these super-creamy emollients for hair
and scalp troubles of young or old.
Free sample each by mail with Book.
Address postcard. Cuticura, Dept. L
Boston. Sold everywhere.-Adv.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1916-03-03
Not a Hearth Fender

Clergyman Ito tattered hobo)-"In-
stead of spending your life wandering
about the countryside and sleeping un.
der hedges, why cannot you act like
a man and go out and fight for your
hearth and hoMe?"-Punch.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1916-03-03
Her Political Views.

Jane, l have discovered that our
new cook has decided views about
the policy in the East"
John, what do you mean?"
"She believes in the gradual disrup-
ton of china"
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1916-03-03
Diplomacy.

Diplomacy
1T takes diplomacy to get on with
a husband" said the woman who
speaks her mind freely.
+ believe It does" replied Miss
Cayenne. AS l understand 1t, diplo-
macy consists largely in seeming to
be deceived whether you are or not"
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1916-03-03
Not That Kind.

whenever l see a man sitting in a
trolley car reading Plato. l feel sure
Of one thing"
And what is that?"
He isn't on his way to put throupb
deal that will net him a fortune"
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1916-03-03
Utility.

Did your audience throw you bou-
quets after your speech?"
No" replied the reckless orator:
they brought only useful gifts such
as bricks and other building mate.
rial"
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1916-03-03
hllarjous Thrift

Il made 'em laugh. didn't II" said
the comedian.
Il dunno g you forced EN-" replied
the op'ry house manager. I'VE al.
ways laugh. cause we got to in order
to git our moneys worth"
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1916-03-03
The Difference

Kidder-A man enjoys himself n
the theater when he has had a good
laugh.
katherine-And a woman when she
has had a good cry.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1916-03-03
Either Nav

He-So your father objects to my
coming to see you, Ell?
She-Well. not exactly; but he OBJ
1ects to my being at home when you
call.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1916-03-03
New Brand

Lady Tin book department)-Have
you Coffee and Repartee"?
Clerk-Groceries upstairs, madam.
I'm not sure that we carry that brand
OF tea, but you might inquire.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1916-03-03
Vacation

Vacation.
Cook-What is your ID ition of
vacation?
HOOk-A vacation is soething that
enables a man to get awalfrom home
for a time, so he won't bve to live
up to his reputation.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1916-03-03

RED CROSS BALL BLUE
Makes clothes whittier than snow. De-
lights the housewife. Large package
cents at all good grocers.-Adv.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1916-03-03

An Awful Feeling.
She-How would you feel II you
found wasn't true to you?
Held feel for my cigarette case.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1916-03-03

D. Pierce's Pleasant Pellets are the
eneina. little liver pills put up 20 years
49, Aney regulate liver and bowels.-Adv.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1916-03-03
On the Diamond,

On the Diamond.
Dorothy-You say it was their dia-
mond wedding?
Marion-Yes; they were married in
the baseball park.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1916-03-03

AVOID A pocroH BILL
on the first of the mo1 by taking
now a bottle of Mansfie1 Cough Bal
sam for that hacking. Hlow cough.
Price Csc and 50c.-AdvJ
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1916-03-03
PROMPT RELIEF

Gan % found In cases of Colds, Coughs,
LaGfippe and Headaches by using
LAXATIVE Quinidine Tablets. Does not
enect the head or stomach. Buy your
winters supply now. Price 25c,-Adv.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1916-03-03

There's lot of rot in this local
option business"
Then l guess it's dry rot"
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1916-03-03
Proof Of II

JACK 10 spoons on Gladys"
Yes and chs sees that he forks
out"
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1916-03-03

Only Way to Get Il.
Slowitt-How do you find trade?
Swiftleigh-I don't find it at all. ]
advertise for It.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1916-03-03
DON'T cAMate

shas your hearts all right. Make
sure. TAKE "Renovine"-a heart and
perve tonic. Price SOC and 81. 0O.-Ady.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1916-03-03

There 10 no place like home-ac.
corting TO the glowing description
1lvea b. thS man who Is trying to sell
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1916-03-03
Simplifed.

SimpIified.
I'm trying to figure out a way to
enlarge the lobby of my theater," said
the manager. Its entirely too small"
why not cut out the box Officer"
suggested one Of his patrons. II
haven't been able to buy a ticket
there in three years. The spectators
have them ALL
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1916-03-03

Wounds cleansed by Hanfords Bal
sam. Adv.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1916-03-03

Trinity church in New York owns
$50 houses, rent of which maintains
the church.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1916-03-03
Contrasts,

What's meaner than to peach!"
Or lovelier than to be one!"-A
bany Argus.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1916-03-03

midas railroads pension old en-
ployees.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1916-03-03

Not every young man who smells OF
gasoline owns an automobile. Per-
haps he cleans his own clothes.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1916-03-03
No Escape.

is insomnia catching3
Transcript.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1916-03-03

ERHAPS you have read
some Of Mary Roberts
Rinehart's thrilling mys-
terry stories, such as The
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1916-03-03

Cajed by Disease of the Kidneys
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1916-03-03

W. N. w. LITTLE ROCK, NO. s-1s,s.
Evening star., 1916-12-22
AND COUNTY
Mrs. M. A. Selby Dies of Heart Dis
ease-Gunshot Wound Fatal to
Elliott Robertson.

Special Correspondence of The Star.
ROCKVILLE, Nd. December 22.-Mrs
Martha Ann Selby. widow OF Eden Selby
died suddenly of heart disease at her
home near Glen. Md, aged ninety years
She retired apparently in good health and
was found dead in bed the following
morning. Surviving her are the follow
ing children. all OF this county: Thomas
Selby, Mrs. John Ganley and Mrs. Kate
Mobley. The funeral took place at !
o'clock this afternoon from the Methodist
Church at Potomac. burial being in the
cemetery near the church.
AS result of a gunshot wound. acci-
dentally inflicted, Elliott Robertson. nine
teen years old, son of Charles A. H. Rob-
ertson of Hunting Hill, Md, died in a
Washington hospital early Wednesday
morning. The funeral will take place
from the family residence Monday.
While hauling wood on his fathers s
farm young Robertson carried his gun
along to take a shot at a hawk. Noticing
such bird as he drove along the road.
he started to pick up his gun. and in
drawing the weapon toward him the
trigger caught in something and the gun
was discharged. The load tore away a
portion Of the young mans hand and en-
tered his leg. He was hurried to the
hospital but blood poison. which was the
cause of death, developed.
A license has been issued by the clerk
OF the circuit court here for the marriage
Of Miss Emma G.. Sheirick, twenty -one
years old, and Edward CT. Franklin, aged
twenty-seven. both of Takoma Park, Md.
Evening star., 1916-12-22
Many Nationalities Mingle.

'Ruranians, Greeks, Bulgarians,
Russians, Armenians. Jews and the re-
Gently en1ancipated Tsiganes (gypsies)
fningle in the great bazaar of Galatz.
The Jews. who constitute 20 per cent
Of the population, are the thrifty mer-
chants of the port, and are largely in
control of the export trade in grain,
lumber and cattle. They also handle
the imports Of textiles, machinery and
coal.
''To the tourist the most interesting
building in Galatz is the Church of st.
Mary's. which contains the tomb OF
the celebrated Cossack chief Mazeppa
whose intrigue with the wife Of noble
at the Polish court and his dire punish
ment (being bound naked to the back
of a wild horse and set adrift on the
deserD have been immortalized in By
rou's poems. The tomb is supposed to
have been rified of its remains by the
Russians during one of their several
oescents upon the city. for the memory
of Mazeppa is execrated by the soldiers
OF the czar, inasmuch as he became an
ally Of Charles XII of Sweden. He died
OF poison in the same year that Peter
the Great defeated Charles on the field
of Pultowa''
Evening star., 1916-12-22
FIGHTING COAL FAMINE.
New Members of French Government
Make Themselves Felt,

. PARIS, December 22-The energetic
methods of the new men in the govern
ment are beginning to make themselves
1eIt already. NJ Herriot, minister of
national subsistence and labor, and
NJ. Albert Claveille. undersecretary for
public works, have taken a series of
measures which promise to remedy the
coal famine. To increase the output
Of the French mines a number of
miners are being recalled from the
army and in addition 5000 German
prisoners will be used to facilitate the
importation of hard coal from England
Every means which ingenuity can
suggest, is being pressed into service
to distribute coal. Wit hother methods
extensive use is being made of the
Paris street car system. which was
never used before for freight purposes.
Evening star., 1916-12-22
TO TAKE UP ECONOMIC ISSUES,
New Austrian Cabinet Chosen With
View of Coping With Problems.

VIENNA, December 81, via London,
December 22.-The new cabinet which
has been completed under the leader
ship of Count Henry Clam-Martiniz has
been chosen with special care with a
view to coping efficiently with the eco
nomic problem. 1t is expected that one
OF the first undertakings of the new
government will be the arrangement
Tor the convening of parliament, a step
which it is now certain will be taken.
Count MartiniZ is d Bohemian, but is
strongly allied politically with the Aus
trlan and German parties. He has been
at the front for two years. and prior
to that had had a most successful no.
litical career
Evening star., 1916-12-22
Tributes to Mrs. Boissevain.

NEW YORK. December ga me-
mortal meeting in honor of the late
Mrs. Inez Milholland Boissevain, the
suffrage leader, was held in Cooper
Union last night. Frederick C. Howe.
commissioner of immigration, presided.
Among the speakers were Allan Ben
son, socialist candidate for President
IN the recent election; Dudley Field
Malone. collector Of the port, and James
w. Osborne, as well as several widely
known woman suEragists.
Evening star., 1916-12-22
ALONG THE RIVER FRONT.
Arrivals.

Steamer Northland. from Norfolk and
Old Point; steamer Majestic. from Lower
Machodoc and Nomini creeks and Po-
toInac points: steamer Northumberland
from Baltimore and lower river landings
steamer Capt A NJ Wetherill. from Fort
Washington and Fort Hunt with army pas
sengers: schooners Eta. Lottie Thomas
and Edith Murray, at 11th street wharf
from the lower Potomac beds with oys-
ters for the market here.
Evening star., 1916-12-22
Petersburg Firms Big Loss BY Fire

PETERSBURG. Va. December 22.-
Following a heavy Christmas shopping
day. Lavenstein's. the largest depart
ment store Of tho city. consisting of
four floors. was partly destroyed by
IRE of unknown origin last night.
Stocks amounting to thousands of dol
lara are said to be 4 total loss.
Evening star., 1916-12-22
Rapid Growth Began in 1884.

"Galatz's rapid growth from town
Of 1000 inhabitants to a place ten times
es large began in 1884. the year that
the first steamer arrived here after a
successful and historic voyage down
the river from the Iron Gates. on the
distant Hungarian border.
1.-The region between Galatz and the
Pruth river is forbidding swamp or
mere, covering fifty square miles, where
fowl and haIf-wild swine are to be
found in great numbers. The swine
have been known to attack the peasants
who frequent the lowland to gather the
gigantic reeds which are extensively
used for fuel The Pruth. incidentally,
is held in aversion by all Rumanians,
who believe that many of the calam-
tiles to which the flesh is heir have
come from beyond that waterway
cholera, war and famine. And a lesser
Ill, but one which tries the patience of
the peasant farmer, is the burr which
is brought over from Bassarabia In the
tails of $the Russian horses. These
burrs creep up clothing like things
alive and make an inextricable tangle
OF woo1ly fabrics. When they get in
the names and tails of animals they
form a stiff. heavy mat like an i'm
movable board or club.
Evening star., 1916-12-22
GERMAN SUBMARINE U-45
REPORTED DESTROYED

PARIS, December 22.-The German
submarine U45 has been sunk by de-
stroyers. according to a Nantes dis
patch. The U-45 recently sank steam
ers off St Nazaire.
Evening star., 1916-12-22
Memoranda,

Schooner Cherubin. at this city unload
ing lumber, will go to a bay point to load
for Baltimore: schooner Oakland is tenn
porarily laid up at this city; schooner
Clara Leonard is at Baltimore from a
Potomac point with lumber: schooner
Edith Verrall is due here from the lower
Potomac with cord wood or railroad ties
for the local dealers: schooner L.
Marvel, at this city, Is chartered to load
@ general cargo at Baltimore for New
bern. and lumber back schooner Bessie
Reed viii go to the lower river to load
oysters