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The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1916-02-11

Pain or dull ache in the back is often
evidence of kidney trouble. It is Nature 5
timely warning to show you that the track
Of health is not clear.
Danger Signals.
IF these danger signals are unheeded
more serious results may be expected;
kidney trouble in its worst form may steal
upon you.
Thousands of people have testified that
the mild and immediate effect of Swamp
Root, the great kidney, liver and bladder
remedy is soon realized-that it stands
the highest for its remarkable curative
effect in the most distressing cases. IF
you need medicine, you should have the
best
Lame Back.
Lame back is only one of many symp-
toms of kidney trouble. Other symp-
toms showing that you may need Swamp
Root are, being subject to embarrassing
and frequent bladder troubles day and
SPECIAL NoTE-You may obtain a ga
ten cents to DR.. Kilmer 4 Co., Binghamt
to prove the remarkable merit of this me
valuable information, containing many of
from men and women who say they found
in kidney, liver and bladder troubles tt
we'll known that our readers are advised tc
Ei!mer & Co.. Binghamton. N. Y, When
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1916-02-11
Wear and Tear.

Jim enjoys the distinction of living
near to the only saloon in southern
town. He also enjoys the distinction
of being without an index finger to his
right hand.
Came one day stranger and asked
Jim the usual question-where was
the place of refreshment. Jim pointed
to it.
who cut dat finger off fob your"
asked the stranger. Jim looked him
up and down.
"Dey ain no one cut dat off," he
said. Abs done wo' it off pintin' out
dat saloon to pussons jes sech as
yo'self. NEW York Evening Post.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1916-02-11

medical opinion, without charge-ah-
lsolutely. free. This "Anuric" of DR..
Pierce's is 81 times more active than
lithia, for it dissolves uric acid in the
system, as hot water does sugar.
Simply ask for DR.. Pierce's Anuric
Tablets There can be no imitation
Every package of "Anuric" is sure to
be DR.. Pierces. You will find the sig
nature on the package just as you do
on DR.. Pierce's Favorite Prescription,
the ever-famous friend to ailing
women.
Worry is frequent cause and
sometimes a symptom of kidney dis
ease. Thousands have testified to i'm
mediate relief from these symptoms
after using DR.. Pierce's Anuric Tablets
for the kidneys and backache.-
DR.. Pierces Fayorite Prescription
makes weak women strong, sick
women well. No alcohol. Sold in
tablets or LIQUID
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1916-02-11
Praise for Works of Fiction,

The most influential books and the
truest in their influence, are works
Of fiction. They repeat, rearrange,
and clarity the lessons of life, dis
engage us from ourselves, ccnstrain
us to the acquaintance of others, and
show us a web of experience, but with
n single chanse-that monstrous con-
Stunning ego of ours struck out.-R. l..
stevenson.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1916-02-11
ITCHING, BURNING sCALPs
crusted With Dandruff Yield Readily
to Cuticura. Trial Free.

Cuticura Soap to cleanse the scalp of
dandruff crustings and scalings, and
Cuticura Ointment to soothe and heal
itchings and irritations. Nothing bet
ter, surer or more economical than
these super-creamy emollients for hair
and scalp troubles of young or old.
Free sample each by mail with Book
Address postcard, Cuticura, Dept. l.,
Boston. Sold everywhere.-Adv.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1916-02-11

t b e shepherds?
To say to men to-
day that God
loves them? Yes,
but only announc-
ing that part Of
the Gospel the
preacher is act
ing cruelty, he
m u S t announce
t h a t there is
wrath with God.
Many years ago
the bishop of the
central diocese of
New York said to
a class of young
men about to en-
ter the ministry:
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1916-02-11
Cautious Declaration.

An ancient valentine discloses the
canny caution of one old-time lover,
who, not allowing himself to be car
ried away by the ardor of st. Valen-
tine, wrote ITO Melissa -
IF fhuu love me, maiden fair,
List while l my love declare
# thoU'lt take me. ! am thils".
Lover true and Valentine.
But if thou care nauSht fCG ~"
For another year I'm free
Till the good saint come again.
Bids me choose another pen.
sharpen me a better quill,
And "WiIt thou?" writ: to one who Will
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1916-02-11
Left His Eve on Guard.

An Irish soldier had lost his left eye
in action, but was allowed to remain in
the service on conserving to have a
glass eye in it's place. Being typical
absent minded beggar," he appeared
on parade one day minus the left win
dow"
Said the adjutant: Nolan, you are
improperly dressed. Why is your arti-
fetal eye not in it's proper place
Like a flash came the reply: Sure,
sir, left it in my box to keep an eye
on my kit while am on parade"
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1916-02-11
RECIPE FOR GRAY HAIR.

To half pint of water add OF. Bay Rum, q
small box of Barbo Compound, and OF. of
glycerine. Apply to the hair twice a week
until it becomes the desired shade. Any drug
gist can put this up or you can mix it at
home at very little cost. 1t will gradually
darken streaked, faded gray hair, and re-
moves dandruff 1t is excellent for falling
hair and will make harsh hair soft and glossy.
1t will not color the scalp, is not sticky or
greasy, and does not rub off.-Adys
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1916-02-11
Bears the
Foreign View.

"Spread-eagle oratory seems to have
fallen in disfavor," remarked the OBJ
servant man.
ST shouldn't wonder" replied the
apostle of preparedness. so many
feathers have been plucked with i'm.
punity from the grand old bird that
he is now considered hardly more
belligerent than the domestic turkey
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1916-02-11
What the Day Should Mean

The custom of sending valentines
is old as history, almost, and there is
no need to go into the details of its
origin, no need to tell of the patron
saint for whom the church has
named the day, no need to relate the
customs of the long ago concerning
the observance of the day. Rather
let this be devoted to considering how
an observance of the day may be made
to bring still more happiness into the
world how an observance may make
some life brighter, some heart lighter
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1916-02-11
Nice Enouoh. But

A twelve-year-old boy, who had
reigned supreme over parents and
household all through his dozen years,
was surprised one morning to hear
the cry of little baby brother.
Isn't it nice, Tommy" said the
jubilant father, that we have another
baby?"
Yes, it is nice, father" said Tom
my as he saw the end of his reign:
but what bothers me is was it nee
essary?'
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1916-02-11

1t is only persons CT f1rmness that
can have real gentleness. Those who
appear gentle have, in general, only a
weak character, which easily changes
into asperity.-La Roclrefoucauld.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1916-02-11
Proof.

Are you sure the world is happier
and better?''
Absolutely. Look at the people
| who used to make themselves miser-
able on bicycles anG who are now
riding in motorcars!
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1916-02-11
About Right.

What makes you think Braggs gets
$4,000 a year,"
well, he told me he got 100000"
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1916-02-11
DESIGNING Boss.

And how do you like your new
boss, Larry?" we asked our friend, the
big Irish foreman, who is doing the
excavating for the overhead bridge out
ON Union street.
We'll, l foind him to be a very
timpting man, sor, very timpting, in
dade."
Tempting? Whatchu mean tempt
ing?"
why, he timpts me every tonne
he. comes round-timpts me to say
something so he can fire me. He don't
loike me bit, sor. "-Cleveland Leader.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1916-02-11
The Wrath
of God
By REV. J. H. RALSTON
Secretary of Correspondence Department,
Moody Bible Institute of Chicago

veaIed from heaven against all ungodli-
ness and unrghteousness of men, who
hold the truth in ,unrighteousness.-Rom
1:1S.
What are the good tidings of great
Joy as announced by the angels to
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1916-02-11
Bad Risk.

Broken your New Years resoiu-
tons yet?'
! Every one of them. | wish I'd had
the doggoned things insured"
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1916-02-11
DESPERATE Remedy.

Frozen Ferdinand-Dat hot drink
brung me around all right. doc. But
wot's dat you're putting at me feet?
The Ambulance Man-That is a hot
soapstone.
Frozen Ferdinand-Take it away an
le'mme freeze
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1916-02-11

Usually when a woman disapproves
of her daughters husband the honors
are even.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1916-02-11
That Would Fix Him,

Ella-What would 20 do if you &C.
tually found a man under your bed?
Stella-Pd drop my hat on him.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1916-02-11
Dangerous

Frank-Yes, / am going to propose
to Miss Diamonds on the ice. She is
my only chance.
Harry-Your only chance? Well,
don't let that chance slip.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1916-02-11

Ichabod-Father, what is a lark?
Father-The kind some men go out
after, my son, is a small, hot bird.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1916-02-11

At thirty a man is convinced that
the majority of men are fools; at
ixty he admits that he is Of the ma
jority
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1916-02-11
w YORK CITY
lncorrioibIe,

Il understand you fell off the water
wagon"
mo, sir replied Uncle Bill Bottle
top. 1T is true | dismounted. But
did so with dignity and delibera-
ton
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1916-02-11
PREPAPEDNESSi
To Fortify The System Against Grip

TO FOrtIfy The SyStem against ufip
when Grip is prevalent LAXATIVE BROMO
OUININE should be taken. this combination
Of Ouinine with other ingredients, destroys
germs acts as Tonic and Laxative and thus
keeps the system in condition to Withstand
Colds, Grip and Influenza. There is only one
"BROMO QUININE." z. w. GROVES sig.
nature on box ssc.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1916-02-11

know of no manner of speaking
so offensive as that of giving praise,
and closing it with an exception
Steele.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1916-02-11

Every man favors honest govern,
ment as long as it doesn't interfere
with his interests.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1916-02-11
HENULNH SEVF
2lo EAST i4TH STREET.

Thirty-one languages are spoken by
islands.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1916-02-11
True Service,

Our chief want in life is somebody
who shall make us do what we can.
This is the service of a friend.-Emer-
son
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1916-02-11

Meet the first beginnings; look to
the budding mischief before it has
time to ripen to maturity.-Shake-
speare.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1916-02-11
EG-zene Kills Eczema.

Let us prove it. Accept no substitute. If
your Druggist does not have it, write to
Ec-Zene Co., St. Paul, Minn.-Adv.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1916-02-11

DR.. Pierce's Pleasant Pellets are the
ago. They regulate liver and bowels.-Adv.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1916-02-11

If a young man has more money
than brains he can AFFORD to wear
wrist watch.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1916-02-11

Not Gray Hairs but Tired Eyes
make us look older than we are. Keep
your Eyes young and you will look young.
After the Movies Murine Your Eyes. Don't
tell your age. Murine Eye Remedy Co.,
Chicago, Sends Eye Book on request.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1916-02-11

Chickens that come home to roost
have more sense than some men.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1916-02-11
A Doubt.
Talk is cheap

Talk IS CHeap.
HIM, have you ever seen long
distance telephone bill?"
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1916-02-11

Be not toe early in the fashion, nor
too long out of it; nor at any time in
the extremes of it.-Lavater.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1916-02-11
Heahk for
sick Women
For Forty Years Lydia E. Pinkham's
Vegetable Compound Has Been
Woman's Most Reliable Medicine
Here is More Proof.

To women who suffering from some form of
wonans special ills and have constant fear of breaking
down. the three following letters ought to bring hope
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1916-02-11
A VALENTINE.

Across the winter Withered grass,
There fits butterfly,
Like springs first flower. too early blown,
Beneath the pallid sky.
Upon its wings of velvet white,
All gold-emboSsed is traced
\ quaint device of hearts aud darts
With letters interlaced.
1t hovers round the sleeping rose.
And near the faded Vine
1t f1utters 'gainst your window pane
Sweet, tits your valentine!
A. A1Sa so
t. +
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1916-02-11
Economics.

economics.
Bridget-How many in the family?
Mistress-Two; how many in yours
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1916-02-11
From a Grateful Massachusetts, Woman.

From Grateful Massachusetts Woman.
Roxbury, Mass-sI was suffering from infam-
nation and was examined by physician who found
that my trouble was caused by a displacement.
My symptoms were bearing down pains, backache,
and sluggish liver. tried several kinds of medi-
cine; then | was asked to try Lydia E. Pnkham's
Vegetable Compound. 1t has cured me and I am
pleased to be in my usual good health by using it
and highly recommend it."- Mrs. B. NJ. OsGooD,
Haynes Park Roxbury, Mass.
IF you want special advice write to Lydia
e. Pinkham Medicine Co. (confidentian Lyn
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1916-02-11

Piles Cured in to IA Days
Druggists refund money il PAZO OINTMENT falls
to cure Itching, Blind, Bleeding or Protruding
Piles. First application gives relief Soc
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1916-02-11

Egotism can work "a hours a day.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1916-02-11

Important to Mothers
Examine carefully every bottle Of
CASTORIA, safe and sure remedy for
infants and children, and see that it
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1916-02-11

Youth is going to tackle the things
tomorrow that age finished today
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1916-02-11

North Crandon, Wis., When was 16 years
old got married and at IS years gave birth to
twins and it left me with very poor health. Icould
down to rest and it was hard for me to keep about
and do my work. went to doctor and he told
me I had displacement and ulcers, and would
have to have an operation This frightened me so
much that did not know what to do. Having
heard of Lydia E. Pinkhams Vegetable Compound
q thought would give it trial and it made me as
well as ever. / cannot say enough in favor of the
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1916-02-11

sive in a big box like the boys sent,
and Abby, whom she had helped for
two years in arithmetic, sent her a
string of rcd hearts, each one pierced
with a silver arrow.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1916-02-11
Testimony from Oklahoma.

Iawton, Okla.-sWhen began to take Lydia Pinkhams
Vegetable Compound good
and had headaches much the time and irregular again
before little child born and did
good that time never fail to Lydia Pnkhams
Vegetable Compound to aing because has done much
for me-rs A McCAsLAN, 500 Have St, Iavton, Okla.
The Mount Holly news. [volume] (Mount Holly, Burlington Co., N.J.) 1891-1942, 1916-05-23
AQUATIC Notes.

Ludwig p. Vollers and party, of Phila-
delphia, occupied Cedar Cabin, on the
upper creek, over Sunday.
Charles E. Cause and boy friend,
of Llanerch, Pa, have camped at Fred
Schrayshuen's cove for the last two
weeks.
William McCahan and family, of
Moorestown, are spending considerable
time at their attractive bungalow at
high hills.
Ten members of the Lakanoo Canoe
Club, of Burlington, passed through
Mount Holly Sunday morning on a
cruise to Beach Haven.
Charles B. Keen will soon begin work
on the erection of q bath house at
the mill dam, for which building life
guard Thomas L. Quigley has been So
Letting funds. The structure will be 10
by 80 feet, contain dressing rooms for
men and women, and a special room for
the life guard and his equipment A
place for checking valuables will also be
provided.
During the winter number of dead
trees and branches fell into the upper
creek, principally just below the
rapids" and in the last mile before
reaching Smithville dam. At many
points the creek is 80 obstructed that it
is difficult and dangerous for canoes to
get through. One or two local canoeists
have done considerable work all along
the creek, trimming overhanging
branches and dead limbs, and hauling
out the distractions they were able to
handle, but in many places the work Of
clearing the stream will require the labor
of several men with axes, saws, and a
block and fall. The matter of taking
up subscription for this purpose is
being agitated, and it is hoped that
some one will be found willing to take
charge of the work. II every local
canoeist would contribute twenty-five
cents for this purpose, the fund thus
raised would be sufficient to have the
creek cleared thoroughly as far as Smith
vile, and the benefits would be enjoyed
by all who use the stream.
The Mount Holly news. [volume] (Mount Holly, Burlington Co., N.J.) 1891-1942, 1916-05-23
Memorial Dav.

Daniel E. Sooy, Commander OF Gen.
A. E. Shiras Post No. 26, g. A. R., has
issued his orders for the observance OF
Memorial Day. The comrades of the
Post will assemble at the Post room
Sunday evening next and proceed in a
body to the M. E. church, where Rev.
T. s. Hammond will preach the annual
sermon at 7.3O. Company E, Third
Regiment of the National Guard; the
Ladies' Aid of the G.. A. R.; Sons of
Veterans; w. G. 7. u, and all patriotic
societies of Mount Holly are respectfully
invited to attend the church and join in
the services.
On Tuesday morning the Post, with
its escort, Company E, and all invited
guests, will assemble at the Post room
at S.45 for the purpose of performing the
duties incidental to Memorial Day. The
line will form on High street with the
right resting on Garden street and will
move promptly at nine o'clock. The
following line Of march will be observed:
To Broad street, to the Mount Holly
cemetery; to Mount Holly avenue, to
Garden street, to High street, to Wash
ington street, to the Brotherhood GENE
terry; countermarch to Pine street, to the
burying ground, to the gave of Gen. A.
E. Shiras, where the memorial service OF
the Grand Army of the Republic will be
read and addresses will be delivered hv
the speakers who have been selected.
The Mount Holly news. [volume] (Mount Holly, Burlington Co., N.J.) 1891-1942, 1916-05-23
DIED

ALPH.-May Is, at Pemberton, Matthias
Alph, aged n years.
BUIsT.-May IS. at Moorestown, Louisa s.,
widow of A. p. Buist.
BUzBY.-May l6, at Somerville, John j.
Buzby, formerly of Crosswicks.
DANLEY.-May IA, at Trenton, Sallie Nj,
daughter of the late Andrew d. and Elizabeth
Danley, formerly of Jacobstown.
DART.-May IS, at Lewistown, Ernest Rus
sell. son of Albert Arthur and Gertrude Hance
Dart aged IL years and months
DoUGHERTY.-May 10, at Burlington, Daniel
Dougherty, aged SO years.
HAwKINs.-May II, at Langhorne, Pa,
Joseph =. Hawkins aged So years.
HUBBs.-May 10, at Palmyra, Charles ii.
Hubbs, aged 46 years.
JoHNsoN.-May II, near Masonville, Sarah
O., widow of Mayam p. johnson. ST., aged 81
years.
LIPPINcoTT.-May II, at Bordentown. Joel
II. Lippincott.
MArHEws.-May II, at Burlington, Mary
E.. widow of William B. Mathews, aged 81
years.
! NEAI.SMay s, at Bridgeton. Ellen R.. widow
at Bordentown.
] PoRTER.-May IS, at Jersey City, Mary j
Porter, aged So years. formerly OF Beverly. >,
/ PLATT.-May q, at FteldsbOro, William
Plat, In the 72d year OF his age.
RILEY.-May IL, at Trenton, Alice, widow Q
the late owen Riley; formerly of Noun
Holly.
sMIrH.-May 81, at Philadelphia, Mar
Leeds Smith, M. D., formerly Of Mount Holl,
swAIM.-May IL, at Columbus. John "
Swain.
WIsHAM.-May IS, at Tabernacle, HAITI
wife of George II. Wisham, aged 6S years.
WINKELsPEcHr.-May 15 at Riversid
Felix Winkelspecht, In his 18th year.
zANE.-May l6, al Moorestown, williai
sane.
The Mount Holly news. [volume] (Mount Holly, Burlington Co., N.J.) 1891-1942, 1916-05-23
Very Near neath

Buried under two feet OF sand for fully
five minutes, when an embankment a
a sand hole on Shreve street caved upor
him, Frank, the 5-year-old son O
Charles Stewart, escaped death late Sun
day afternoon. The child was PLAYING
with others about the sand hole, but
was the only one caught. Fully two
tons of earth dropped from the edge Of
the embankment, several feet high, and
he was crushed under the tremendous
weight and completely buried.
An alarm given by playmates brought
rescuers, and they worked with theil
hands and shovels for five minutes be.
fore they could get the child's head to
air. He was unconscious when extri-
Gated and for several minutes afterward.
DR.. H. E. Longsdorf was quickly on the
scene and artificial respiration revived
the boy. He was badly bruised, but no
serious injuries have developed. One of
the rescuers struck the boy on the head
with shovel while digging and LAGER
ated his forehead.