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The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1916-12-09
Luke McLuke SAYS

This would be a fine world it every
man who is satisfied with himself was
as well satisfied with other men.
The reason why Princess knows that
her fellow would make a good provider
is because he has curly hair.
Even il a Corn Fed girl has to take
an Out Size in stockings she gets a lot
Of consolation out Of the fact that she
can wear the same size in shoes as a
thin girl
A fool man imagincs that he is some
punkinS a. an observer. But woman
can look at a dress for three seconds
and describe it for three hours.
The Perfect Girl is the one who
thinks that you are the Perfect Man
II the truth were only known the mar
who is always Dragging what he is 60
ing to DO tomorrow is the same fellow
who is always sorry that he didn't do II
yesterday
Most OF us are so afraid that our
Charity might spoil that we keep it II
| Iculd storage all the time
So far We haven't been able to dcyiS'
way 10 reach Mars But II all III,
women were on Mars and all the mer
on the Earth, we'll bet that we woulC
soon discover way to reach the othc
| planet.
| When a woman goes on trip the COS
| dcpCndS on how long she stays Blu
when a man goes on a trip the cost re
pend, on how much he's got
\ thin woman can only get so thin
! But 1t is wonderful how lat a fat won
an can get
II you wait too long to make sure tina
YOU are right you will never go ahead
II is all right to tell nothing but tn
truth as long as You don't care whethe
YOU have any friends or not.
What was It that YOU were worrying
So much over a week ago today. AND
what did 1t amount to in the end
There was a time when Patience &C
cupicd a monument But nowadays Pa
ticucc can be found at the swi,chboar
in a Telephone Exchange.
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1916-12-09
He Fipnted Il ONT

l.. G. Horn Of Louisville Ky, has
figured out the Figure 1t Out pul
llc. The puzzle wa, this Seven men
eat at a cafe One eats there every
day The second man eats every sec
ond day The third man eats every
third day. The fourth every fourth
day The fifth every fifth day The
sixth every sixth day And the seventh
every seventh day The proprietor an
nounccd that the men should continue
eating as usual, and ON the first day
that all seven ate together he would
set up a fine dinner 10 them free Mr.
Horn did a lot Of figuring to get the
result, but his answer is correct The
proprietor would have to set up that
Tree dinner ON the fourth day OF the
ninth week.
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1916-12-09
OLDST0RIBS
INNEWTYPH
Prom Ire TINES PILES

Twenty Years Ago.
John Barrows went to Edmond yes
terday,
J H. Logan was up from King
fisher today
Mrs. VIII Searcy of Guthrie is visit
ing Mrs Claude Richardson.
A. T Payne, Wells Fargo Santa Fe
route agent, was here today.
Frank prou,y was a traveller to
Perry yesterday.
Frank Fightmastcr returned from
Kansas City today
Fifteen Years Ago.
Frank Mount a passenger conductor
on the Missouri Pacific, at Scdalia,
Mo, was in the city Yesterday He
likes 1t so well he may decide to To-
cate here
viii Allen Of this city has accepted
a position as bookkccper in the oil
mll at Purcell
James H. McCord of ST. Joseph w.
III. McCord OF Omaha, J. Burnett Coli
Inns and Ada McCord Collins of Fort
WORTH T. NJ. Schnckcr of For, Worth
and James II Parker jr. OF St. Joseph.
are stockholders in a new Wholesale
grocery house in Oklahoma City, cap
italiIed for $4,000.
Henry George, the efficient sccre-
| tary Of the City club is the proud
father Of handsome son, who put in
an appearance Yesterday morning
Ten Years Ago.
The Bridge club was entertained
yesterday by Mrs Sidney l. Brock
The Norwegian Parliament confer,
the Nobel peace prize upon President
Roosevelt for his efforts IN bringing
about an end to the Russo Japanese
war.
Miles Lasa,cr OF Pauls Valley is
registered at the Lee.
Mrs. Charles +. Colcord will give a
musicale day after tomorrow for her
daughter, Mrs Ray Colcord
MS Roy Stafford had as her thcater
guests yesterday Mrs Watson Hawk,
| Mrs w f. Hickey and Mrs Warren
| X. Snyder.
Mr. Don Plat, OF Tulsa spent yester-
day in the city.
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1916-12-09
RIPPIINoRHYNss
BYMaltN0Soa
METEOROLOGICAL.
. Copyright 1910

THE weather seer predicts a freeze.
Tomorrow twill be showing
and forty kinds Of arctic breeze
like bitten will be blowing Tomor
row ! had planned to go to visit sun
dry nieces, but this punk prophecy OF
snow has knocked my plans to pieces
The day will probably be fine, and
balmy and beguiling, soft winds will
blow the sun will shine, all nature will
be smiling | lack the nerve to laugh
TO scorn the government forecaster;
will not set forth in the morn, for
fear | meet disaster. Experience has
shown me that the weather seer is
batty, he issues forecasts through hi
hat, and most OF them are ratty.
canvas seer, with sawdust stuffed
would prophecy all round him, yet
confess he has men bluifcd, with hi
old maps, coniound him So sta,
home all day and mope-mv headpicc,
being lcather-because the tinhorr
prophets dope is threatening bat
weather A million men are buiialoed
Just like the locoed writer: they ven
turc not from their abode because o
this old bighter, who threatens storm
that do not Start-why don't the peel
crS pinch him who springs his rust,
map and chart, when we go up t,
| lynch him.
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1916-12-09

(Coldwatcr lOhio) Chronicle)
Dear Luke, after a djljgcnt search
for a cashier for the Names Is Name,
banking department, We recommend
Peter h. Strait Of O,good, Ohio. Shal
We give him his crcdcntlals2
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1916-12-09
Retchn-

with coin oh, Fortune, kindly bless
our lives and JOY enhance.
They Say wealth won't bring happiness
But ven an take chance.
Luke Mcluks.
Yea. truly. and n that chance falls
one more the coin would give
we'd buy the kind of misery
with which we'd rather live
Memphis Commorc,al-AppcoL
Ana n thni misery grew stale
Ng u IN apt to do
We'd stlll depend upon the klle
To buy us something new.
Detroit Free Press
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1916-12-09

There recently rushed into a police
station youngs,er very much out OF
breath, who gaSped out to an officer
"You'rc-wan,ed-down-down in
in our street-an' bring an ambulance r
What's the trouble" demanded the
policeman, "and why bring an ambu-
lance" ....
Because" the kiddie explained, when
he had recovered his breath, mothers
found the lady that pinched our door
matt
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1916-12-09
Onchl

What kind Of a fellow is SMITH
asked Brown
Oh, he's one degree above zero, re
piled Jones.
Whaddy va mean, one degree above
2cro2 asked Brown.
Next to nothing. replied Jones.
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1916-12-09
Paw Knows Eyerything.

Yours Is powerful book | cried,
As | shook hands with Author Darn,
| KNOW H. Author Darn replied,
| pcnncd II with my strong write arm
Wlllc-Paw, what is a telling Situa
tion2
Paw-Thats when two or three
women gossip, meet, MY SON
Nav Willie, YOU Get to bed.
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1916-12-09

Virgnias new liquor law limits gentleman to one
mart month; some Of the head, Of those first mw,le
fac. a irving time when the mint ulcp season opens.
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1916-12-09
SchWeityer-Get1off.

The engagement OF Allen Schwcit2c'
ard Mary Gc,1oit Of East Orange, n
J., has Just been announced
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1916-12-09

Information comes through the cables that the kaiser
has decorated some of his munitions makers. What we
would like read about would be concerning the dccoa
tions which the kaiser might make for the dinner table,
In Belgium and Poland.
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1916-12-09

Oklahomas cow trail, OF pioneer days are abou, to
give way to tine country paycmcns which will offer joy to
the mo,ori,t every day in the ycar q.
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1916-12-09

The White Water Mix and Cream
company is located at Conncrswllc
Ind.
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1916-12-09
Huh

1t must take a lot Of cheek to kiss a
girl the first time YOU meet her, re
marked the ba,hiul young man,
Oh well, replied the selfposSeSscd
Young LADY, most girls are willing 10
furnish the check.
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1916-12-09
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DAILY AVERAGE FOR NOVEMBER 28866

LINES WORTH REMEMBERING
Next to love, sympathy is the divinest pas
sion of the human heart.-BURkE.
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Our Daily Special
Haw, Hawl

We Wound Rather Kick About a Bill
Than Foot It,
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'LUKEM:CUKH
His COLUMN
coDyri6hf19i6

capri Wi6hfl9B

Good booze makes music, SAYS old start
like to sip IL and to gloat
And larks start singing In my heart,
when swallows gurgle in my throat
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1916-12-09

Viotti, the famous French musician
of the eighteenth century, had all ex-
agperated opinion of himself. as the
following story shows, One day he
was summoned to Versailles to play
before Marie Antoinette and the court.
The performance had begun; the open
ing bars OF his iavori,e solo command
ed breathless attention, when cry was
heard
place for MonseigneuS the Comte
dArtois |"
At the sound Vioti Immediately
ceased playing, cast an indignant
glance at his audience, placed his
violin under his arm, and walked out
OF the place
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1916-12-09
Fifty Years Ago To-day.
Our Daily birthday Party.

Cardinal Tonti, who was papal nun
clio at Lisbon before his elevation to
the cardnolate year ago, born sew
enty-twN years ago today
Meredith Nicholson. author OF numcr-
Gus popular novels, born at Crawiords-
vile, Ind, fifty years ago today.
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1916-12-09
'HIST0RYBITS.
One Hundred Years Ago Today.

One Hundred Years Ago To-day.
l8lt-Thomas Worthngton was in
augurated governor of Ohio in tho
rev capitol at Columbus
Seventy-Five Years Ago Today.
l84l-Ripht Reverend Winand NJ.
Wigger, Catholic bishop OF Newark.
n. J., born in New York city Died
at South Orange, ~ J., January 5,
1901.
Fifty Years Ago To-day.
lS66-ArrangemcntS were CONCLUDED
in New York for the star, OF ,hc'trans-
atlantic race between the sailing yachts
Henrietta" and Vista"
Twenty-Five Years Ago Today.
l8ol-The fiity-second congress re-
ctivcd the annual message OF President
Benjamin Harrison.
One Year Ago Today In the War
December 9, l9l5-t thancellor Beth
mann-Ilolwcg in Rcichs,ag said peace
proposal must come from allies
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1916-12-09

VIII Allen Of this city has accepted
a position as bookkccpcr in the oil
mill at Purcell
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1916-12-09

Fifteen Years Ago.
Frank Mount a passenger conductor
on the Missouri Pacific, at Sedalia,
Mo, was in the city yesterday He
likes 1t so well he may decide to To-
cate here.
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1916-12-09

Henry George, the efficient sccre-
tary Of the City club, is the proud
father Of handsome son, who put in
an appearance yesterday morning.
Smyrna times., 1916-09-27
PRETTY WEDDING ATTOwNseND
Miss Lillian May Hart Becomes the
Bride OF G. Harvey wright.of Bren-
tord-WiI Reside in Smyrna

The frst autumn wedding near
Townsend was solemnzed a. sunset
on Wednesday at Sunnyside." " the
country home Of Mr.. and Mrs. Walter
T. Hart. when their eldes, daughter.
Miss Lillian May Hart. became the
bride Of Mr.. George Harvey Wright of
Brentord. The marriage was per
formed by the Rev. Warrer Burr.
pastor Of the Methodist Episcopal
Church of Townsend. Of which the
bride is member. The ceremony
took place on the veranda in beauti.
ful bower of fern and golden rod
The home was tremendously decorated
with flowers and green plants
Miss Marian Hart. sister Of the bride.
was the maid Of honor. She wore
gown of cream lace. with trimmings
OF rainbow ribbon. over delicate pink
georgette crepe and carried a bouquet
Of yellow chrysanthemums. The
groom attendant was Mr.. William
Pippin. II Henderson. Nd. Miss
Ethelwyn Maloney played the Melody
of Love. gliding into the strains of
the Bridal Chorus" from Lohengrin
as the wedding party appeared upon
the stairs. The brides dress was Of
white eeorgette crepe and taiTetta.
Her bouquet was a shower of brides
roses and her veil was caugh. with
orange blossoms. After the ceremony
when those present had voiced their
good wishes. a wedding supper was
served to the guests. all of whom
were relatives or intimate friends Of
the young people. G. Reynolds
Stevenson Of Smyrna was the caterer.
Later in the evening, Mr.. md Mrs.
Wright left for Wilmington in
machine from which place thay de-
parted for their honeymoon in the
South. They will reside in SMYRNA.
where Mr.. Wright will be- engaged
IN the automobile business in the big
building and ware house Of Charles r.
Massey On Main street. which he and
his father recently purchased and will
branch out in business as George d.
Wright 4 Son.
Smyrna times., 1916-09-27
SMYRNA PUBLIC SCHOOL
OPEN WITH 3l4 ENROLLED
PROF. c LELAND HARMONSON
PRINCIPAL m COMPLETEC CHARGE
New teachers Report tor Duty and the
Work Moving Along Satisfactory.
Number OF Outside Pupils

After being quarantned for three
weeks by cfder Of the State and local
Board Of Health, the Smyrna Public
Schools opened Monday with Prof G.
Leland Harmonson acting as superyis.
ing principal and all the teachers both
newly-elected and the hold.over
teachers in their places. In the alb
sence of Supervising Principal j.
Lester Scotton, who is with the Della
ware troops at Deming. New Mexico.
Principal Harmonson is in complete
charge. He is assisted by Miss Esther
Maxwell Of Rising Sun, Md. who
succeeds Miss Ethel Furr and Miss
Evangellne BaTskey, Of Wilmington.
the latter elected substitute teacher
until Prof. Sections return. Miss
Anna Beckett, az previously mentioned
was advanced grade 10 succeed Miss
Mabel Fur and her old place was
taken by Miss Sidney Scout. The
school building has been thoroughly
renovated and fumigated and every-
thing looked spick and span when the
schools We're called to order. The new
drinking fountains and the installation
OF electric lights in the schools were
Innovations noted. Monday was largely
taken up in getting the grades prc-
perly straiPhtcned out and assigning
lessons. There was total of 3lI
punils in the schools on the FIRST day
but this Will be increased 10 36J or
$40 when the compulsory period be-
gins. There are some parents. es
pecIally in the case with their little
children. who are stll holding back in
the matter Of the infantile paralysis
scare, but with cooler weather and the
fact there are no cases in or right
near Smyrna. there seems 10 be no
immediate danger. Quite number
OF pupils from outside the district
have matriculated for course of
study. OF the High School alone out
of total of 81 only % are from town
while 80 came from the country and
outlying districts. With the assemb-
ling of school the boys are beginning
to take quite an interest in athletics
and while football team NAV not
materialize to the extent of past wears.
there IS prospect Of developing a
strong basket ball team. With en-
larged school grounds and deeper
and better athletic field and the hone
some day of getting a gymnasium.
athletics may become an important
part of the schools.
Smyrna times., 1916-09-27
KeNTON N. {. PASTOR SURPRISED
Rev. and Mrs. J. s. Prettyman Over
whelmed by Their Friends.


kenton Sept. 20. There was a
surprise party given to Rev. and Mrs.
j. L. Prettyman on Wednesday even
ing Of last week at the NJ. f. Par
sonage in honor Of Mr.. Prettvman's
birthday A number of friends were
present and good time reported
The guests were served with brick ice
cream and cake and at a late hour
they departed wishing Mr.. Prettyman
many more happy birthdays. Those
present We're: Rev and Mrs. J. L.
Prettyman, Mr.. and Mrs Harry Clark.
Mr.. and Mrs. Jonathan Jacobs. Mr.
and Mrs. Aldred Walls. MIR. and Mrs
Harry Wright. Mr.. and Mrs. Gamaliel
Garrison. Mr.. and Mrs. David Clark.
Mr.. and Mrs. E6gar Remley. MIR. and
Mrs. William S Arthurs: Mrs. lydia
Goodwin. FELTON,; Mrs. Elizabeth Steele
Philadelphia; Mrs. p. NJ. Money. Mrs.
Kate Johns. Mrs. Leroy Roberts.
Mrs. Lola Lloyd. Mrs. Susan Williams.
Mrs. Harry Ross. Mrs. Freeman Clark.
Mrs. John Arthurs. Mrs. John Attix.
Mrs. John Numbers. Mrs Millard f.
Reed. Mrs. Esther c. Wright. Mrs.
Georganna Gregg. Mrs. James Bur
rsws. Mrs Catherine Attix. Mrs.
Wilbur Clark. Mrs. Albert Lamberson.
Mrs. f. F. Smith, Mrs. Richard
Smerdon, Mrs. Louis Hilyard. Mrs.
Lydia Moore. Mrs. John Webster. and
Mrs. John Good. Miss Ruth Hall, Mary
del, and Miss Susie FARRELL. Sudlers-
vile. Misses Catharine Johns. Marv
Clark, Agnes Arthurs, Bernice Attix.
Marian Clark. May Cook. Belle Thomp-
son. Clara Remley. Grace Arthurs.
Elva Attix. Hilda Clark, Elma Schultz.
Nellie Downs, Mary Prettyman, Grace
Cohee. Doreas Deakyne. May Smerdon.
Edna Hilyard. Vallie Cook and Edna
Attix. Messrs. Gilbert Downs. Paul
Money, Graham Johns, Clifford Ross.
John Remley. Thomas Attix. Lee
Deakyne. Lee Remley. Stephen Wal
ker. Frank Delahee and Edwin Downs
Smyrna times., 1916-09-27
MARTINS NEW IRON BRIDGE
Newly Purchased Structure 10 Span
leipsic Greek to be Moved Next Month

Newly Purchased Structure to Span
leipsic Greek to be Moved Next Month
William A. KINNEY. "a Wilmington
civil engineer. is making plans for
the removal of the old Pine street
bridge. at Brandywne. Wilmington.
which has been bought by the Levy
Court of Kent county to be used bv
them to span the Leipsic river. to
replace Martins bridge. MIR. kim
mey plans to run two barges under
the bridge and let the structure rest
on them. As the tide rises the bridge
will be lifted off its foundations. The
bridge will be then placed on a large
railroad barge and ftoated down the
Delaware to Leipsic river. In this
way the bridge can be moved without
dIsmantling K. The shore abatement
on the east side of the Brandywine
Will be torn down for the material 10
make the center pier for the bridge
when 1t arrives in Kent. hut the west
ern abutment will be left standing
Mr.. KINNEY will 90 to Kent when
the bridge Is On its way down in order
to help the authorities of that place
to select the suitable situation for
Martins Bridge. as it will be called.
Smyrna times., 1916-09-27
REUNION DELAWARE SURVIVORS

Fifty-ffth Anniversary of Civil War
Veterans to be Held at Seaford Oct. 20
When the survivors of the First
Regiment. Delaware Veteran Volun-
teer Infantry of the Civil War. OBJ
serve their fifty-ffth anniversary at
Seaford. Friday. October 20. there
will gather from many parts of the
country men who did valiant service
during the period when the existence
of our united nation was threatened.
The First Delaware Regiment per.
haps saw more service in the Civil
War than any regiment sent out from
Delaware during that period II will
be surprising to many to know that
there are about 125 survivors of this
regiment. Many residents. partlcu-
larly those of the younger generation,
had the impression that not this many
of the old heroes still lived. They
are scattered all over the country of
whom no record is at this time OBJ
tainable. The president of the asso-
citation. for instance. is now at Sara
toga. Y. Y, and he resides in Wash
ingtOn. d. C. The secretary. J. Man
loVe Smith, however, lives nearer,
at Moore. Pa. At the reunion rem
iniscences Of notable battles during
the war in which the men were en-
gagged will be INDUCED in and it is
probable that there will be a program
of addresses and other entertainment
for the old soldiers. The event is
being anticipated not only by the
members of the association but by
their many friends throughout the
State who cherish the recollection Of
the bravery of these men in their ma
tion's cause.
Smyrna times., 1916-09-27
AssURY SUNDAY SCHOOL RALLY
viii Takn Place Sunday Afternoon
at 2 O'clock With SPECIAL Program

Will Iakn Place Sunday Afternoon
at 2 O'clock With SPECIAL Program
a specia! program Of interest is
being prepared oy Asbury Methodist
EpRcopal Sunday School for the re-
opening service on next Sunday after
noon at o. clock For some weeks
past the sunday School has been closed
on account of the infantile paralvs.s
epidemic. but the time has come for
work 70 begin. Weurge all Methodist
to find their way back 70 their ac-
eustomed places in Sunday School for
the study Of the word Of God. Mrs.
A. b. Harrison, who is prominent in
Sunday School work in Kent County
and member Of the County Executive
Board will be present and speak.
The pastor will also deliver a short
address. Let the parents come and
bring their children. In the morn
ing at 10. 80 the pastor will preach on
the subject, The Ostrich Nature in
Man. " The discourse will bear
specially upon the Importance Of
religious training Of the child. II
will be plea for greater interest in
the Sunday School. and its program.
Class meeting at 9 30 a. m.. preach
ing again in the evening At 1902.
m. by the pastor. An invitation is
extended to all VINO will worship with
Us. Strangers in town cordially vel
coined. The Epworth Leaoue will
meet at 6. 10 p. m., Miss Elizabeth
Wilson VIII he the leader.
Smyrna times., 1916-09-27
TOMATOES REACH e5 CENTS
Probably Highest Price Ever in SMYRNA
Offered al Landing Friday last

Probably Highest Price Ever in Smyrna
Offered at Lancing Friday last
Probably the highest price ever
offered for tomatoes in the open mar
ket took place at Smyrna Landing last
Friday when Thomas P. Wrench and
Arthur Stokesbury. buying for a Balti-
more packer ran the competitive bid
ding price over the heads Of local
Gamers by offering 80 cents per bas-
ket. The market fluctuated FRIDAY
from 20 cents TO 90 cents. When
the high price was offered. it set TO.
mato growers agog and was the talk
of the community This high price has
not been offered since Friday ana pro-
badly will not be reached again. To-
matoes have been selling this week
around the thirty cent mark. The
season is now on the wane. The can
ming factory at Fleming's Landing
has shut down and others will shut
down this week. The J. H. Hofeeker
Canning Co. will run as long as to-
matOes last which may not be over
this week or few days of next. In
Dover to-day tomatoes scared TO 80
cents a basket.
Smyrna times., 1916-09-27
SMYRNA ACIRCUIT CHURcHNoTes

Rally Day" Will Take Place in the Sum
day Schools -Epworth League Notes
Sunday Schools and Epworth Leag.
Ies on Smyrna Circuit next Sunday.
Every family in the several com
munities is cordially invited to be
present. Friendship. Sunday School.
3. 40; preaching, 1890; Epworth
League, 7.3O.-Serverson's s Sunday
School. 200; preaching, 800: Ep-
worth League. Z. 30. -Jerman Chapel.
Class, 1000; Sunday School. 200;
Epworth League and preaching. ZOO.
The Ladies' Aid. Official Board and
Epworth League Cabinet, of Severson.
will meet with w. H. Stats on
Thursday evening at 7.30.