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St. Johnsbury Caledonian. [volume] (St. Johnsbury, Vt.) 1867-1919, 1916-05-24
w. f. NJ. S. MEETING.
st. JOhnsbury District at Hardwick
On Friday.


The annual meeting of the st.
Johnsbury District, Woman's Foreign
Missionary society, is to be held at the
Methodist Episcopal church at Hard
wick, Friday, May 26. 1t is expected
that the meeting will be one of more
than ordinary interest on account of
the presence of conference officers
and also Mrs. A. G. Barber of Read
ing, Mass, who has recently returned
from an extended tour of the missions
in China and Japan and will give an
interesting account of many things
she has seen during her trip.
The following is the program: 10
a. m, devotional service, district pres
ident; 1915, words of welcome, Rev.
G. H. Redding; 1890, appointment of
committees and reports from auxil-
iaries, letters from missionaries, re-
port of pageant at branch meeting;
IL, noontide prayer. Afternoon-2 d.
m. social half hour (to get acquaint-
ed. Be on time.); 2.30, praise and
devotional. Mrs. Ellen A. Staples; 2.45,
business election of officers, resolu-
ton, etc.; 8, open parliament, the
monthly meetin; 500, address, Mrs. A.
@. Barber; 4, song service; 40,
young people and cEildren's work.
Mrs 0. J. Anderson; $50, jubilee
luncheon. toastmistress, jubilee super
visor; 6.45, praise service, Rev. G. H.
Redding; z, address, Mrs. A. G. Barb
er of Reading, Mass. (C1osing in time
for sos train to st. Johnsbury.
All members of the w F. M. S. will
be considered as delegates and enter
tainment will be furnished by the Ia
dies of the HardwicIr auxiliary
Please notify Mrs. Redding or Mrs.
Eta Bachelor when you will arrive
and how long you will remain.
St. Johnsbury Caledonian. [volume] (St. Johnsbury, Vt.) 1867-1919, 1916-05-24
PeaCham
commencement In Progress At the
Acknowledgment About
Town.

Town.
(Mrs. w. S. Sanborn. Correspondent
Commencement week at Peacham
academy began Sunday, May FL, by the
BaccaIaureate sermon which was
preached by Rev. T. A. Carlson. Tues
day, May 23, oratoricaI contest was
held at Sis p. M; Wednesday, May
"a, Junior Alumni banquet, 500 p.
m; Thursday, May 25, class day ex-
ercises, Sis p. m; Friday, May 26,
commencement exercises, 2:15 p. m;
reception to the graduating class, S:15
p. m.
The concert given by the Peacham
academy students on Friday evening
at Academy hall was largely attended
and reflected great credit on those who
had charge and all who took part. The
following program was rendered:
March and overture, Dorothy Mackay;
chorus: quartet. Misses Bailey, Carl
son, McLachlin and Martin; solo, "A
Perfect Day" Lou Stevenson; chorus,
THE Old Folks at Home; 500, Alton
Water" Ruby Blaine; duet, "Old
Temporal! o Mores!" Mr.. Brownlee
and Mr.. Stout; chorus, "Out on the
Deep" sweet and Low; chorus,
'Wanderlied in Der Lin Daum," by the
SLuuGnNS Oh the CGEHldh GAcS0B SOAOf
I'm the Heart of the Rose" Winnifred
Rogers; chorus, "At Pierro's Door"
''Wert in the Cold Blast; solo, "A
Mighty Deed" Mr.. Stout; quartet.
Gaelic Lullaby" Misses Bailey. Carl
son, McLachlin. Martin; chours,
Lovely Night. o Tender Night; solo,
Castles In the Air" Marcia Teller;
chorus. THE Wandering Students"
They took in about $22.
Mr.. Foster, who is working for Mrs.
Roy Coursen, has gone to Hardwick
for a few days.
Mrs. Nellie Freehart and son are
stopping a few days with her parents.
Mr.. and Mrs. Fred Powers.
Freeman Wright of Woodsville was
a visitor at Fred Powers recently.
Mrs. Wallace Powers and daughter,
Harriet, were at Harvey part of last
week at w. Dimick's.
Frank Powers went to ST. Johnsbury
Monday. Mrs. Smith. who has been
visiting them, returned to her home at
Lyndonville.
DIR. A. J. Mackay and Andrew Has
tie went to Burlington the last of the
The Detroit times., 1916-09-02

cycling RvuDcttrs who defy gravt
tRt.ou. ana tie Temple Movie &c
view Wa the MrnrvoSrope-
The Detroit times., 1916-09-02

IConti0ued on fn-e TiNel
The Detroit times., 1916-09-02
GAnnICk

Tire weird ~.tt 90 -ee nr..i #-
the pIa ntlys singing 80 "Ni.ra CO..
viii BE- heard ar tEs Ga-r.rt r.rr-
rrercirE az n Labor aay r.st.rr.
when "Th BRA - Ta-gH
open the regular dramatic season ?
this nTer'y playhouse, acl appear f~
the Nsth cor se-vtf-n raaa-u
piece - produced rv oliver Nor.
and Ia hy Richard Walton T3t.g M
tro8te~s have lauE "a and r-. y
the story % -Luara- t1n Elw1.
princess who warrfrs wc.t- man
ONLY % learn. Ike MANY -rf"rr -sr
that the t-Cvr-Fk ruaI race and PIE
white should not mate as 20 seldom
proves happy uuIrr. LTara -aa -r"F
2 wonderful lesson - tnlf-slrr. q
for Wten she finds tFr wr 90 dIshr rd
Nas firal - her she returns +0 -e~
Bryan daily eagle and pilot. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1909-1918, 1916-10-20

The many friends Of Ed Martin will
be glad to know that he Is again able
to be down town after several days OF
illness.
c. s. Gamer went to Houston last
night to attend to business matters.
Misses Marguerite and Lucille Sims,
who are attending Villa Maria Acad.
envy went to Dallas this afternoon to
visit homefolks and attend the fair.
Mrs. ]. l.. Robinson Of Benchley
who has been visiting friends and rel
atives for several days in the city, re-
turned home this afternoon.
Hiram Downward went to Dallas this
afternoon to see the fair and Intend
the football game tomorrS~ between
the Texas State University and the
Oklahoma "Sooners."
]. M. Hubbard is in Dallas seeing
the fair.
Miss Bessie Kate Lyons left this
afternoon for Dallas, where she will
visit friends and attend the state fair
II. A. Pope left this afternoon oveI
the II. and T. C. for Dallas and Deni
son on business matters.
b. II. Perkins Of Houston Is In thu
city today calling on local merchants
In the interest OF Kellogg corn flakes
Mr.. and Mrs. w. +. Davenport ant
children Of Harvey spent today In tn
city shopping.
J. II. Mathis of Reliance was trans
acting business in Bryan today.
]. NJ. Conlee was In Bryan toda
{. from Mesa.
REDUCTION IN COAT SUITS
For the next three days will give Gu
prices on my coat suits; $3.50 fo
s2s. 90, $3.50 for $4,000, etc. tMiss
GRACE II. BOWMAN.
Rev. C. C. Wheeler Of Bryan preac'
I ed a splendid sermon at the Free WI
church on Sunday. He Is procurir
funds with which to purchase an au
for the use Of the state, agent, who
| present is Rev. ]. J. Tatum.-Nor
Zulch Christian Commonwealth.
Bryan daily eagle and pilot. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1909-1918, 1916-10-20

to hand and contents carefully noted.
The enclosed clipping is indeed quite
a revelation to me; inasmuch as / did
not have the pleasure Of seeing a
newspaper man while there, l will
have to decline the honor Of standing
sponsor for said interview. We were
requested by DR.. Harrison to condemn
the mineral we'll in use by the city
water works. This, however, is out OF
our Jurisdiction, inasmuch as the ex.
istence Of an active empidemic OF dis
ease produced by this well could not
be established. This analysis shows
this individual we'll to be possibly the
strongest alkaline we'll In North
America. suggested to DR.. Harrison
| that he procure possession Of said well
and bring to Bryan the people who
annually go to CARLSBAD, Germany, to
drink natural soda waters. Person
ally would not like to drink this wa.
ter as a routine beverage.
Thanking you for your letter and
enclosure. I beg to remain,
Very fraternally yours,
A. L. LINCECUM,
Assistant State Health officer.
The clipping referred to in the
above letter was evidently an account
Of the state officials visit to Bryan
With reference to the statement made
in the Eagle, the facts were Furnished
r by a city official, and this same Off
cial reiterated to the city council las
night that the statements were correc
as stated.
Il However. all is well that ends vel
\ and according to Mr.. Lawler the dee
we'll has not been pumped into tn
\ reservoir since Monday and he doe
u not think It will be necessary to d
II so again before next fall.
As soon as the pipes and reserve
are cleaned Of the pumping from u
deep we'll. our water supply will
normal again.
Bryan daily eagle and pilot. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1909-1918, 1916-10-20

Mrs. C. c. Scale and daughter, Miss
Clara, Of Benchley. were among the
shoppers today in the city.
Just received big shipment OF new
Georgette and Crepe de Chine waists
also new silk dresses and some very
handsome long wraps in velour and
lamb. suitable for afternoon or even
ing. Miss GRACE H. BOWMAN.
46
Miss Icy Goen OF Harvey, Texas. lei'
for lola Saturday after pleasant
weeks visit to Mrs. ]. l.. Payne, tc
visit relatives and friends there. Miss
Goen taught music in our high schoo
three years ago. Her health gave wa!
and she went home, and her friends
entertained little hopes OF her recov
cry for some time. The physical
now pronounces her perfectly SCUM
and her friends were glad to see he
again.-North Zulch Christian Con
monwealth.
Bryan daily eagle and pilot. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1909-1918, 1916-10-20
LOCAL AND OTHERWISE

Mrs. T. B. Hubbard and her guest
Mrs. Dick Creekmore Of Tulsa, OKLA
are in Dallas attending the fair
Athletic Directdr Driver Of A. and
NJ. College and Coach CD. Hudson
Of Allen Academy wentto Dallas last
night, where thd yM attend a meet
ing of the state Football coaches anc
athletic directors today.
J.T. Lawler left last night Tor Da'
las. where he will see the fair Mr
Lawler will also visit several Nor''
Texas cities on business.
Bryan daily eagle and pilot. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1909-1918, 1916-10-20
WATER CONTROVERSY.

People Should Come Here Rather
Than Go to Carlsbad. Germany.
DR.. p. NJ. Raysor has received the
following letter from Assistant State
Health Officer Lincecum, which the
Eagle is glad to give space:
Austin, Texas, October Is, 1916
DIR. p. NJ. Raysor, Bryan. Texas-Dear
Doctor: Your letter of the 18th inst
Bryan daily eagle and pilot. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1909-1918, 1916-10-20
WANT TO BET $4,000 ON WILSON.
Tulsa Men Try to Place Wager but
Cannot Get Quoted Odds.

Tulsa, Ok, Oct. 2O.-Robert Gal
breath, former democratic national
committeeman. and T. b. Reese, an
oil inspector, Thursday endeavored to
Mace $4,000 on Woodrow Wilson L,
Bryan daily eagle and pilot. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1909-1918, 1916-10-20

both New York and Chicago at the
odds said to prevail in each city. They
said that New York offered no bet
ter than even money and that no offer
from Chicago had been received.
Bryan daily eagle and pilot. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1909-1918, 1916-10-20

Jim Tobias was in the city today
from the Kurten community.
Bryan daily eagle and pilot. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1909-1918, 1916-10-20

John I. Wilson was in today from
Providence.
Bryan daily eagle and pilot. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1909-1918, 1916-10-20

&c per box.
Omaha daily bee., 1916-03-30
BIRTHS AND DEATHS.

Births-John and Mary Drabek, i4l4
South Fifteenth, girl: Frank and Katie
Kolc, l226 South Twelfth, girl Kenneth
and Elizabeth Paterson. ~ North For
tieth. boy; Frank and Mary Krenek, 1920
DrcXel, girl; Orville and Clara Chester,
1908 North Fortieth, boy; Andrea and
Maria Alexandra. 1922 South Twentieth,
boy; Herbert and Anna Jennings. 2S0A
Corby hoy: William and Laura Young.
35l1 Seward. boy; Joseph and Anna Ba-
nnsek. 220 Y, girl; George and Mary
Cerkovlcz, 5722 South Second boy; Nor
ris and Julia Feys, $500 South Forty
third. girl; Marry and Mary Fitch, 25l6
+, girl. James A. and Margaret Kelley,
2630 Capitol avenue, boy; Stanley and
Sophia KRcenovsky, hS2l South Thirty
third, boy; Holbcrt and Effle McGawgh,
2sl9 T. girl; Roy and Elizabeth Malm-
stein, Ralston. girl; Raymond and Lu-
cille Sheehan, hospital. boy: Hewitt and
Ethel Waggener. 3iG5 Dewey avenue,
girl; Dwight and Hazel Beck. 14os North
Deaths~Mrs. Catherine Paskvlc. 20. 500
South Thirty-third avenue: Ebenha
Dierks. 70. hospital; Ben Cutter ~, 6gI
South Tenth: Henry SchraubeE a. 1929
South Nineteenth; Emma Hesse, 36 3l5
South Seventeenth; Martha A. Starr. 20.
37S Mason Peter Burgeson, "a. 1923 Bur
dette; Mrs. Jane A. Bennett. F5, 2ll4 Bin-
ney: John ID. Hendrick. 3 months, 35li
jackson; r. G.. Parker, 45. hospital;
Francis Price, 25. 210 South Twenty
eighth avenue: Lillian i. Stearns. S2, 4lO9
North Twenty-frst.
Omaha daily bee., 1916-03-30
MARRIAGE LICENSES.
BoILDING PERMITS.

II. ]. Lindmier, 244i Ellison avenue,
son, 8340 Fowler avenue, frame dwelling
s., 800; II. II. Noar, 4174 Wakeley. frame
dwelling. $500; Harry Kelpin. i25-19
brick dwelling, 1850; Berger Bros, 612O
Poppleton avenue, frame dwelling, S1,S00;
Scott & Hill. frame dwellings at e2s
South Thlrty-second avenue and 3o2s
Nicholas, $2,750 and 800
Omaha daily bee., 1916-03-30

Household and Domestic.
WANTED-Swedish or any good foreign
girl: must be good cook. neat in her
work and person: 2 I'm family; wages S.
per week. 5O22 Underwood Ave Wal. s429
GIRL for general housework; must be
able TO furnish references; good wages
and good home to right party. Call
Harney 1881
EXPERIENCED white girl 70 do general
houseWork In small Apt, i'm family
References. Call Walnut 924 SS2S CRss.
COMPETENT girl for general house
work. where laundreec ia kept. Mrs. A
W. Carpenter. III s. SSth Ave Har. 4O3l
W WANTED-Co Competent white girl for
general housework, two in family. no
laundry work. Phone Harvey 1868.
WANTED-Girl for general work and
cooking where second girl is kept. 1903
Woolworth avenue. Harvey 6S42
COMPETENT girl Tor general house,
work; no washingi good pay. 40 N.
slst Ave. Harney 1854.
WANTED-white girl for general house
work. small family. 1922 Pacific. Har-
'ney 633.
WANTBD-Girl for general housework in
family OF 3; German preferred, with
references, Wal l74O
COMPETENT girl for genersl house
s1st Ave Harvey 1854
.COMPETENT girl for general homework;
no washing; good wages. Mrs. j. L.
Barker. Harvey 25S5. Z
WANTED-A girl for housework. one
who can cook; good wages. Phone Har-
WANTED-At once, girl for general
nut Sl9.
NEAT girl for light homework; no wash
ing. plain cooking. Mrs. Justman. phone
Red IO75.
Omaha daily bee., 1916-03-30

BEST QUALITY CUT FLOWERS or
plants, Art Combinations shipped every.
where. Excellent service 70 our GUS
toners In past years recommends HESS
& SWOBODA. i45 Farnam 81 ~. lf9l.
RATH. florist. lSa Farnam ST y. 300.
4, HENDERSON. Isis douglas H.. IA
Mern'et Florists relegrauh b9l Assn
a. DONAGHtiE. isz2 rarncy. Doug IOol
Omaha daily bee., 1916-03-30
ANNOUNCEMENTS

Attorneys.
g n. Dickinson 81 Paxton Blk. y. 1904
Brass ana Iron Foundries.
Paxton-Mitcheu Co, 18th and Martha sts
Dancing Academies.
DE LUX ACADEMY. III S. 18th st.
Dancing Instruction.
GENEv1EvE HAUFBAIRE. web ss3s.
ElectrOlysis.
Uloa Allender. 624 Bee Bldg. Red 1865.
ChirOpodists.
Carrie ]. Buford 62O Pax. Blk. Red t5S7
OsteOpRth Physicians.
MRS. ]. r.. MUs1CK. 4O2 Rose Bldg.
Porch and winoOw Screens.
FROM factory to you. Phone Red i52
TaiIors' Trimmings.
Omaha Tr'm'E Co, 4O2 Karbach Blk. D226O
Omaha daily bee., 1916-03-30
HELP WANTED-MALE
stores and offices.

stores ana Offtces.
SPECIAL.
TRAVELLING SALESMAN
We want at once for different local
Jobbing and manufacturing houses or
travelling salesmen. Men with expert
ence on the road or with good retail
merchandise experience, at salaries
Western Reference a. Bond Assn. Inc,
1852 Omaha National Bank Bldg
BKPR- and cashier. SIS: bkpr. and steno.
office clerk, SO; steno and bkpT., so;
steno.. SIS; comptometer operator and
typist. $50; retail clerk, $50.
Western Reference g. Bond Assn. Inc,
Originators OF the Reference business.
1852 Omaha National Bank Building.
If you think you will some day be capa-
bic OF manag ging a store or market and
do not smoke. chew or drink at all and
are between the ages OF 1S and 30, call
at The Basket stores office, 5i1 Bran
deis Theater Bldg.
SALESMAN and general office man. SIS
to SS. Statesmen, auto supplies, S3.
Comptometer operator and typist, SIS.
Bkkpr. SIS. Ledger clerk, SIS. Steno..
SIS Steno and bkkpr, SIS. Steno., %5.
WATTS RIFF. CO, $40 Brandeis Thea,
RAIROAD CLERKS. $40 90
NIGHT CASHIER .-.-....... $40 and bd.
LEDGER CLERK (out town.. .S65 .oo
TRACER architects office ....... 50 .O0
STENOGRAPHER (R. R.)....,..... 1870
THE CANO AGENCY, coo BE BLDG.
SQUARE Pegs IN SQUARE HOLES
We find a position that fits you.
COOPERATIVE REF. CO,
1oi5-l6 CITY NAT BANK BLDG.
Omaha daily bee., 1916-03-30
FOR SALE MISCELLANEOUS

miscellaneous.
FOR SALE OR TRADE-Carpet weaving
outfit. Address 32s, Bee.
BICYLE good as new. Si2 cash or trade
ColfaN 1896.
Omaha daily bee., 1916-03-30

Professions and Trades.
WANTED-HARNESS MAKER
who is good shoe repair man and ma
chine operator; state age, experience
and wages expected. Steiner & Co,
Lander. Wyo.
DRIVER WANTED
Six months touring trip with couple;
new Studebaker. $40 per week and eX-
penses: cash bond required. Apply X.
Clayton, Hotel keene, s p. m. to y. m.
tonight or 10 a. m. to " noon. Ihurs.
WANTED-General workman at once on
marble and granite air tools; eight
hours. Address b. c. Starlin, missouri
Valley Iowa. -
WANTED-At once. n first-class barber
who is n good 3 clarinet player; gooo
wages TO the right party. Mann MUSIC
Co. Crawford, Neb. -
WANTED - Combination timer and
plumber; steady job for right party. NJ.
u. Murphy. David CITY Neb. -
WANTED-Drug clerk; age, salary, sin
gle or married. references. last position
Address 327, Bee.
Drug store snaps. Jobs Kneist. Bee Bldg
Omaha daily bee., 1916-03-30
SWAPPERS' COLUMN
WANT TWO AUTOMOBILES

for 100 acres. Fall county, S. D.. small
house, fenced, part broke, good wheat
and alfalfa land title Al; mortgage $50
due in 1919, 8 per cent. Price $500, II
miles from Oelrich: also have Omaha
lots for trade, or what would you trader
+. G.. Seward 1924 Sahler St. Omaha.
Omaha daily bee., 1916-03-30
HELP WANTED-MALE
storea and Officcs.

wANTED-Sodn man. Al, white; salary:
references last position. Address s26,
Omaha daily bee., 1916-03-30
LOST

LOST
Tuesday noon, probably near nth and
Farnam, platinum diamond pin with
three diamonds. Liberal reward. Doug
las 3699.
LoST-Diamond pin with 2s small dia-
eral reward. Mrs. ID. G. Dunn. Harvey
1873
BLACK velvet neck band, 8 pearl buckles,
Strand theater. Saturday evening; keep
sake. Reward. Harney 1914.
LosT-Bunch OF keys on Farnam or
Omaha daily bee., 1916-03-30
WANTED TO BUY

DESKS DESKS DESKS
New desks. used desks. bought. sold
and traded. J. c. Reed, 1907 Farnam.
WANTED to buy. barber shop. b. II.
Norton. Humphrey. Neb.
Omaha daily bee., 1916-03-30
OBSERVATION-DISCLOSURES

IF Yo1 lose anything and will advertise It here,
you will surely recover II n found by honesl
person. Remarkable rocovertes brought
about every day through this column.
THE I.Aw-Peopis who find lost articles are
interested in knowing that the state law IL
strict in requiring them 10 seek the owner
through advertisement and otherwise. ana that
failure to do 20. II same can Be proven. In
wolves a severe penalty
OMAHA & COUNCIL BLUFFS STREET
RAILWAY COMPANY.
Persons having lost some article would
do well TO call up the office OF the
Omaha a Council Bluffs Street Railway
company TO ascertain whether they left
Il in the street cars.
Many articles each day are turned In
and the company Is anxious to restore
them to, the rightful owners. Call
Doug a.
The Alaska daily empire., 1916-09-07
MI sRATTLE CHEERED
(Saattle Times)

Seattle IlmeS)
 Senator Thomas J. Walsh, member or the wilson campaign committee and one of the leaders m @ @sle campaign to re-elect the Democratic Incumbent 9ls plays peculiarly lively interest in the applause 'h@ Seattle gave Hughes when the latter during his speech in this city mentioned the subject or AaSA"' l" communication to The Times, he writes;
 'I was particularly interested in the state
 ment contained in your editorial to the effect
 that applause was evoked by Governor
 Hughes reference to Alaska. II the demon
 stration referred to was nothing more than
 manifestation of the supreme interest which
 the people of your city and your State have
 in the great Territory and in its development
 as l assume it must have been, 1t IS easily
 understood but if it indicative or de-
 sire to turn out the present administration
 and restore to power the persons who con
 troled the destnies of Alaska before the
 change came it is quite incomprehensibe 10
 one who like myself has kept in touch with
 Alaskan affairs
 For the benefit of the Senator, it may be said that the Seattle audience cheered Hughes because he said he desired to Alaska developed The same audience would have cheered Mir. Wilson as enthusiastically had he made the same declaration pissiby it would have cheered him even more heart y in view of his partys action on the Alaska rail road proposition Alaska, in Seattle is not partisan issue Tn the battles for its development, men or op posing political faith line up unhesitatngy shoulder to shoulder.
 Moreover. any Seattle audience would have gone away disappointed. whether it had heard Wilson ol Hughes if the speaker had said no more about al aska than did the Republican nominee The people of this city expected to hear definite expression Hughes views on this subject He cid not take then into his confidence and the result was deep disap pointment to local citizens
The Alaska daily empire., 1916-09-07
Luke McLuke says

A woman can get as much ex- citement out of buying a new Cor set Cover as a man can out of buy ing an new Automobile
 A man with two wives is Po- lygamist in some countries. And in other countries he is merely a Piker.
 Sit down and think it over and you will discover that if you had kept your mouth shut all day yes- terday the world would be just as well of today.
 Gasoline and Chickens won't mix any better than Gasoline and Booze. You never read of a fatal joy ride in which a man had his own wife in the machine, do you?
 The reason why there are no Good Losers is because a man always loses more trying to get even.
 Why is it that the couple that cant raise a dollar a week to pay on the furniture can always raise S1OO to pay for a divorce.
 Once Upon A Time an insurance company insured against Unhappy Marriages. All Fairy Tales begin with Once-upon-a-time.
 A Millionaire can act onery and the world lets him down easily by declaring him as an Essential Po- lygamist. But if one of the Com mon Peepul acts onery, everybody knows that he is a Moral Degen- crate.
 If some of the Reformers we know ever get to Heaven they won't be happy until they compel the Auth critics to prohibit Laughing and Singing on Sunday.
 You can't tell the Human Mule by his hoofs nor the Human Rabbit by his Ears.
 Any fluffy girl with a pretty face can make man marry her. But 1t takes a real woman to make him stay married to her.
The Alaska daily empire., 1916-09-07
WILSON WINS IN TEXAS
(st. Louis Republic)


 A few days ago the Republican National Com mitteeman from Texas went far in an interview as to say that his party had chance to carry Texas He based this upon what he declared to be Demo cratic dispeasure with the Presidents policies, and there were certain facts upon which this assertion could be based
 The most conspicuous of these facts the cess of former Gov Oscar Colqut in his candidacy for the Senatorial nomination Running in a field of five COlquitt had plurality of rather more than 30O0O over his rival at the primary election and ColQuitt avowed antiAdmnistration Demo crat. He has opopsed the exportation ot arms and has asked Bernard B. Ridder of the New York Staats Zeitung to help him line up the Texas Germanlan- guage press in his behalf the ground of his oppo sition to the President He also violently oppos ed to the Presidents Mexican policy.
 But under the Texas law ColQuitts plurality was not sufficient for a nomination. The primary cleo ton contest had been an elimination contest which left him and Senator Cuberson to contest for the nomination in second election. That election has been held. and Colquitt is beaten by an Administra ton Democrat by majority that will not fall much if any. below a two-to-one vote Senator Culberson appears Go have carried every county in Texas but 
 The explanation Of this result is simple At the first primary Coqutts followers stood by him, while those who approved the Administration divided among the other candidates On clear issue with one Ad- ministration against antiAdministratiOn man, the Administration triumph overwhelming. It is worth noting the counties along the Rio Grande River would not follow Colquitt in his antiMexcan propaganda.