The Birmingham age-herald., 1916-04-23

I SCuQeDdk6rS as popular dS Ic ulo olASl cars which he has sold in the past. At that, Pogue's veracity is known widely.
 Oh, yes; lots of the automobile boys have had skates on recently. Nobody said anything about rink, but if you want to think that way, alright.
 "Ted" Brownel says that the guy that don't skate occasionally will never be able to handle himself in crowd gracefully.
 That Maxwell crew has crowd of salesmen that are delivering the goods faster than they can get them on hand. Duncan, Tom Morris. F. P. Williams, DeShazo and Speights Is hard hand to bet into.
 Vernon Gray, at the Highland garage. lis batting around 400. And it's early in the season now.
 Cecil Coombs will have a rival bat ting with Blaine Brownell this season. The old boy is going like a house a-fire. Fords, Studebakers and the rest of them are receiving dilligent attention at his capable hands.
  sentatives of automobile concerns will make it a point to familiarize them- selves with something more than motors before hitting the sunny south Of course. the sporty buck from Detroit did not know that two sixes meant take your hands up and let the other fellow grab, but he was an apt pupil and knew all the rudiments of the game before the sun went down.
 
 Anything expressed in this column and not understood by tho general pub lie will be made clear upon cornerine la fellow with the auto sign on the lapel of his coat and having a little private conversation with him.
 Nobody can expect fellow to tell lyou everything he knows.
 Bradley Saunders says he has noticed a tendency on the part of great many of the automobile salesmen (dealers tool to park their demonstrators neal the corner of First avenue and Twen- tieth street. There's mob of those fellows there on the days tho wind blows with any degree of fury" says Bradley. No. Bradley didn't explair why he had noticed this fact.
 All of which reminds one that the Hudson Super Six is bear for speed The following query came to thi, column yesterday:
 Docs one pair ever beat three of { kind?'
 Only when the Stork is dealing.
 shucks' 'they ain't no use kidding" What is worse than being shot at by Zepplin?
 Have a fellow spend a weeks time, months midnight oil, cistern full o gasoline, and 70 pounds of energy on prospect who finally decides his old ca is good enough for while.
 Bun Roberts, selling Aliens and Chan dlers, came near having an accident ol Twentieth street Saturday afternoon. H couldn't get his mind on the bushes of running the car he was in. All yo guys know the wind was blowing high. If they ever get to making them an lcleverer than Paul Crawford, somebod fought to get patent on the model. An time you think he isn't prince mak a noise like you are regular fellow. Al Watkins of the Overland agency has made killing selling Overlan trucks. What Al can't sell is yet to b manufactured.
 That Overland gang has corralled bunch of live ones. Coke Matthews, a the leader of the gang, can't be beat.
 Taxicab Minhinnette can make a Twin mortal sit up and take notice. If sai mortal is living when he gets throug talking Overland he is sure purchase otherwise he is dead one
 Why is it some women can't learn cook square meal in 20 years, but ca learn to drive buss in 20 minutes? Prize offered for the best answer.
 The man who takes life seriously ar tries to sell Bubbles" ought to go selling collins and caskets instead of u Hive goods"
 Our old friend, Sam Jacobs, will sailing serenely on the broad brea of the lake of the Birmingham Mott and Country club this Sunday. Sa says he feels as if he could catch Will When Sam starts something, he is ce tain to land-eventually.
 Not necessarily speaking of me bandits or beasts. Who said anythir about fowl?
 Wanted-An invention to keep u automobile salesmen from being stur by the guy that merely thinks he wan car.
 It would take 8 Philadelphia lawy to figure out how many good Anne can dollars are wasted on the fellQ