El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1916-01-29
In tn. January Number of HEARsr's MAGAZINE.

P 4EINEssY's face wore an expression IN
MI which we're mingled pride and bashfulness.
1V1 The reason being that Mr.. Hennessy's body
wore brandnev suit of clothes. He stood in front
of the bar mirror gazing fatuous1y at his reflected
image took z few steps forward and back pulled
5v-, b,s vest arranged his nate black tie, and
Clicked particle OF dust OF his shoulder Then he
stood with his back 10 the glass and twisted his
head around until his eyes seemed ready to pop out
Of their sockets This attempt to see whether his
coat fitted in the back was disappointing, and he
turned TO Mr. Dooey for an opinion
How does she Iook?" he asked
nF5na,n said Dooley "But. no, now that I come
10 look at # closer maybe it's little too full in tn
BASQUE If l was ye, I'd have it took in about
fut-an-a-haIf Tn pants ARE what ye might call
severe No wan wud liver SUSPECT ye secreted pair
fv legs in their depths an ike tn overhans at the
bottom which brings thin down TO tn sthreet level.
TIL material is very handsome, though think pep
per an salt is almost too sShrikin' design f'r
man " ye'er years. Still yere gay Of buck any
how, an We don't mind bein' noticeable in tn
sthreet. Takin it all in all I think It's as fine a
creation as Nose FelsenthaI has reached down firm
tn top shelf since tn Fall fashion plates come in
firm Waukegan
aye OF lady killer ye, What dye 'spose care
what We have on, We jood. Dye think I'm iditor iv
Harpers Bazar? No sir, tits tn sterin' qualities
" ye'er nature not tn graudy plumage re wear on
ye'er frame that I admire, Hinnissy. revere We
lust as much with or without collar an whether ye
are in overaIls or in tn fanciest pants that tn in
jinooity Of Nose cud wish onto ye- Who dye s'pose
pays amy attintion to what We wear, re counther-
felt jim Ham Lewis? Ye might have nawthin' on
at ALL an nobody wud be interested but tn polls
An We might come down Ar-rchy road on roller
skates in rubber boots pink tights. life presarver
an a stove-pipe hat, an people wud look We wanst
but not twict. They'd put ye down advertise
mint fr circus an lave it go at that But let ye'er
little Eliza Ann appear in black skirt. a calico
blouse, an her mothers oil hat, an half tn male
population iv tn ward will get crick in tn neck
turnin' to take fash at her. II We think in ye'er
new dhrapery yeer tn sinychure ~ all eyes as
Hogan wud say. go out an have thrile with her
Lave her walk down wan side iv tn sthreet an ye
tn other If amy turns to look at ye an don't
laugh. mind ye, I lose bet II they laugh "
coorse. tn look don't count. But yen get nanny
bump firm pedesthreens who amt watchin' where
they're goin'.
~Often have heerd We laughin over tn throuble
ye'er good woman took with her clothes but bet
ye she niver thought half much about tn finest
dhress she iver bought as ye'er thinkin' at this
mnyit about tn harness that we've Just Threaded in
tin dollars fr. I We LAWN r. Moses sthore
Ye've been gone two hours. clicked ye. I can
tell re exactly what re done. Ye examined all tn
clothes tn counther, an ye thried on at Taste
dozen coats IN front iv tn mirror. FinlIy. Nose
had inspiration. I've got just tn thing for We
says ne. Why didn't think " it befure?' he says
Ky, he says, hand down that beautiful pepper an
salt that was hodin' fr J. Ogden Armour he says