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The Breckenridge news. (Cloverport, Ky.) 1876-1955, 1916-03-15
IRVINGTON.

Mrs. J. NJ. Herndon has returne
from Brandenburg.
Miss Maggie Carter, of Cloverport
has been the guest OF the Misses Green
wood at Sunrise Slope.
Mr.. and Mrs. Chris Burch, of Rho
della, spent the week end with Mr.. ant
Mrs. A. T. Adkins.
Henry Cowley, of West Point. was il
town last week.
Edward Morrison is in Louisville.
E E. Hardaway, of Louisville, was
in town Wednesday.
Mrs. X. b. Midlothian has beer
visiting relatives at Bewleyville.
Miss Walker, of Pennsylvania, gave
a talk on Woman's Equal Rights at the
home of Mrs. w. J. Piggott Thursday
afternoon. Miss Walker was sent out
under the auspices of the National Suf-
frage League.
We regret to learn of the serious i'll
ness of Hon. Chas. Blanford, of Bew-
leyville. He has pneumonia
Mrs. Mamie j. Wathen will go to
Louisville this week
Mrs. S. z. Parks will entertain the
Mission Study Glass this afternoon.
A large and appreciative audience
heard the orator, Mr.. Johnson, at the
Baptist church Friday evening. The
church that opens its doors for a whole
some bit of fun has contributed dis
tinct service to the community.
Mrs. Kate Bennett, of Basin Springs.
and Mrs. Virginia Galloway, of Smith
field, were guests of Mrs. l.. b. More
men last week.
Attorney Allen X. Kincheoe, of Har
dinsburg, was in town Friday attending
to legal business.
Miss Mary Heron, of Louisville spent
the week end with her parents, Mr..
and Mrs. ID. c. Heron.
Miss Eva Carrigan organized club
for the junior girls and boys Saturday
afternoon.
Mr.. and Mrs. w. J. Piggott were in
Bewleyville Sunday to see Chas. Blan-
ford and Mrs. Amanda Jolly, who are
quite i'll.
Paul Wilson and Don Lyddan took
their first degree in Masonry Saturday
evening.
The Breckenridge news. (Cloverport, Ky.) 1876-1955, 1916-03-15
Woman Cures Horse Collie.

The men were away as usual. The
horse was bad. A lone woman could
not 'drench" in the old way. She
called up neighbor and her men were
away-but: 1--WE have Farris Collie
Remedy that you drop on the horses
tongue" says Mrs. Neighbor. So she
came over and dropped Farris Colo
Remedy on the horses tongue and the
horse was well when the men came
home. Moral: Get Farris Collie
Remedy SO the women can cure horse
collie We sell it at so cents a bottle
on the Money Back Pan. For sale at
Weddings Drug Store.
The Breckenridge news. (Cloverport, Ky.) 1876-1955, 1916-03-15

Misses Ruth and Mary Compton ant
Tom Cannon, of Falls of Rough, visited
Mr.. and Mrs. Sam Brown last week.
Mrs. Paris Barr, of Rhodelia, visited
in Louisville last week.
Miss Lorena Orendorf, of Webster
was the weekend guest of her aunt
Mrs. Jess Parks.
Miss Hazel Payne, of Webster, visited
Miss Wander Robertson last week.
Roscoe Deacon has a position on the
l. II. G. St l.. as fireman.
J II. Avitt and Roscoe Keys were in
Louisville last week.
Mrs. Georgia Claycomb and Mrs.
Henderson, of Webster, visited Mrs.
Mary Addison last week.
Miss Etelle Deacon, who has been
visiting Miss Blanche Basham at Mystic,
returned home last Sunday, accompanied
by Miss Basham.
Miss Ruby Estelle, of Louisville, Wis
tied her cousin, Miss Mamie Addison,
last Saturday and Sunday.
Miss Lelah Steward, of Webster, Wis.,
tied Miss Wander Robertson last week.
Miss Mary Robertson, of Union Star,
visited her cousin, Miss Blanche Robert
son, at Clifton Mills, last week.
Miss Icy May Johnson, of Raymond,
was the weekend guest of her aunt,
Mrs. Grayson Payne.
Mr.. and Mrs. Meddow Simmons visit
ed Mr.. and Mrs. Henry Gibson last Sum
day
Roy Dye has gone to St Louis, NO.,
where he has position.
Hayden Basham has bought the Ben
Lay farm near Stephensport. Consider
alton $S25.
Spergeon Argabright will go to Cali
fornia this week to make it his future
home.
Spergeon Argabright visited his sister,
Mrs Mobley, at Cincinnati last week.
The farmers of this section are busy
sowing plant beds
We are glad to see Jas. Wellington out
again, after being confined to his bed for
several days with la grippe.
The Breckenridge news. (Cloverport, Ky.) 1876-1955, 1916-03-15
John d. Babbage, of Cloverport, was

( John d. Babbage, of Cloverport, wa!
in town Saturday.
Mis-. John Mccoy was called to Lou
isville Saturday to see her sister, Mrs
Geo. Gregory, who is quite ILL.,
Taylor Scott, of Hardinsburg, visited
his sister, Mrs. Mary T. Payne, Wed
nesday and Thursday.
Rev. J. F. Winchell was here Friday
and Saturday en- route to his appoint.
ment at Alton, Ind.
Miss Lelah b. Hawkins spent Satur-
day ard Sunday in Cioverport the
guest of Mr.. and Mrs. Harry HANNA n.
Mrs. G.. II. Clinton and Miss Mamie
Gardner, of Chenault, were the
guests of Mr.. and Mrs. w. b. Gardner
Saturday.
Mrs. w. T. Cunningh ham visited rela-
tives in Concordia last week.
Bob Stephenson, of Magnet, Ind, is
the guest of his brother, DR.. X. /
Stephenson.
L. Ii. Conner, of Louisville, who has
been visiting his parents for few days,
LETT Sunday for Los Angeles, Cal to
visit relatives.
Gardner Hawkins, Sr, who has the
grip. continues quite ill.
The Breckenridge news. (Cloverport, Ky.) 1876-1955, 1916-03-15

short; but the memory of a well spen
lite is al.-Cicero.
-
Rev. S. K. Hunt filled his pulpit al
the M. L. church Sunday morning ant
evening. He preached two excellen,
sermons.
Mrs. John Martin, of Highland Park
arrived Saturday for a visit to her aunt
Mrs James w. Miller.
Herman and Roy Jolly have returned
from a weeks visit to their aunt, Mrs
Herman, in Tell City.
Mesdames Calvin Hendrick and Siias
Miller spent part of last week with Mrs.
Donnie Miller.
A. T. Beard spent Sunday in Louis
vile.
| Miss Catherine Kincheloe will be
hostess Saturday afternoon to the So
cial Six.
| Miss Lucille Jarboe spent Saturday
and Sunday in the country with her
aunt, Mrs Will Beauchamp.
John Edwards Skilman spent last
week with his grandparents, Mr.. and
Mrs. Alvin Skillman.
Mrs. G. A Hoagland, of Lakeland is
the guest of her aunt. Mrs. Mollie De-
Jarnette.
Miss Annie Lee Bishop has gone to
Eminence TO trim again this season.
Paul Compton was in Louisville on
business last week.
Miss Louise Norman spent the week
end with her parents, Mr.. and Mrs ID.
{. Moorman, near Glen Dean.
Vivian Haswell, of Louisville, was
the guest last week of his parents, Mr..
and Mrs. Z, E Haswell,
David Penick, OF Custer, was in town
last Thursday.
Supt. ]. w. Trent spent several days
last week with relatives in Custer.
DIR. J. 5. Shoemaker, of Kingswood,
was in town Thursday.
Mrs. Lee Bishop has returned from
Louisville. The date of her millinery
opening will be made later.
Clyde Black has returned from
business trip TO Louisville.
The Breckenridge news. (Cloverport, Ky.) 1876-1955, 1916-03-15
No Secrets

about "Penslar White Pine and Spruce
Balsam. The formula of this great
cough medicine is on every bottle. 2sc
at Weddings Drug Store.
The Breckenridge news. (Cloverport, Ky.) 1876-1955, 1916-03-15
No. 40 for the Blood

Expels scrofulous humors from the
blood, which causes constipation, ma.
laria, rheumatism, sores, ulcers, pim-
plies, etc. Get it at Weddings Drug
Store on a guarantee to satisfy.
The Breckenridge news. (Cloverport, Ky.) 1876-1955, 1916-03-15
RAYMOND

Mr.. and Mrs. James Rhodes were in
Louisville last week buying rev goods.
Miss Bessie Knott is spending this
week at her uncle's, Robert Norton,
near Lodiburg.
The Breckenridge news. (Cloverport, Ky.) 1876-1955, 1916-03-15
La Grippe and Fever Cured.

Your Mendenhall's Chill & Fever
Tonic cured my husband of LaGrippe
and Fever after other remedies failed"
LULA c. ROACH, Drifton, Fla.
Sold by Weddings Drug Store.
The Breckenridge news. (Cloverport, Ky.) 1876-1955, 1916-03-15

Never can tell when you'll mash a
finger or suffer cut. bruiss, burn or
soald. Be prepared. Thousands rely
on DR.. Thomas Eclectic Oil. Your
druggist sells 1t. Csc and soc.
The Breckenridge news. (Cloverport, Ky.) 1876-1955, 1916-03-15
% PAY TAXES ON
MORE THAN $4,000
Judge M. Miller, of Hardinsburg,
is the County's Largest Prop.
erty Holder, Assessment Be-
ing $48,800.
W. H. BONNER SECOND ON LIST

The assessors list for 1916 taxation
shows that twenty nine persons IN
Breckenridge county pay taxes On SlO,-
900 and over Jupge NJ. Miller heads
the list with an assessment Of S4S. 500.
The assessment follows:
The Breckenridge news. (Cloverport, Ky.) 1876-1955, 1916-03-15
An UnusaI Showing Of Ladies
Coats and Suits for Spring

We have arranged with several large
manufacturers of ladies' coats and suits,
for special lines for the two days of OUR
OPENING. The garments are the latest
creations in ready -to-wear and will bear
special prices for these two days only.
The Breckenridge news. (Cloverport, Ky.) 1876-1955, 1916-03-15
WOMAN SHOOTS PRIEST
Declares Man She Murdered Had
Wronged Her.

Wronged Her.
st, Paul, Mimi, March The Rev.
Henry Jaieski, pastor of st. Casimir's
Polish Roman Catholic church here,
was shot and killed at the church by
a woman in the presence of several
members OF his congregation.
Threats of violence were made and
the woman was hurried to a police
station.
Through an interpreter the woman
gave her name as Agnes Dudeke. ard
her age as thirty-eight. She gave as
her motive for killing the priest that
he had wronged her
The Breckenridge news. (Cloverport, Ky.) 1876-1955, 1916-03-15
STEPHENSPORT

Mrs. S. A. Bennett was the guest OF
Mrs. Chas. Hannah, of Cloverport,
last week.
The Breckenridge news. (Cloverport, Ky.) 1876-1955, 1916-03-15
EVERY SPECIAL"

We have made arrangements with the
II. j. Heinz Co., of Philadelphia, manu-
facturers of 81 varieties of Pure Food Pro.
ducts, to give us a demonstration on the
two days of our opening. This is fea-
ture of our opening that no housewife
should miss, especially those who are in
terested in pure foods in the home.
Every One Welcome
The Breckenridge news. (Cloverport, Ky.) 1876-1955, 1916-03-15
HARDINSBURG.

The life given to us by nature is
short; but the memory of a well spent
lite is eternal.-Cicero.
The Breckenridge news. (Cloverport, Ky.) 1876-1955, 1916-03-15
Remarkable Display Of New Spring
Dress Goods

1t is with exceptional pleasure that invite you to
early inspection of the New Spring and Summer Dress Goods
RICHNESS AND BEAUTY OF STYLE and cooring, at
Effectiveness quality and the very low prices combine to make
this store the best place shop right now-YOU DON'T
HAVE TO BUY simply because you come to look but we
the pleasing styles and splendid values will appeal you
, 1916-03-25
INT TO ST. CROIX AVIS, No. Is, 18th MARCH, 1916

property loss is estimated at six million dol
lars.
Barbados, March 23rd.-The Honble, t.
e. Fell, the newly appointed Colonial Secret
airy arrived this morning per s. S. Chienecto
and has assumed the duties of his office.
New York, March 23rd.
Flour, Winter Clears per barrel S5.20-5.40
Meal, Kilndried per bnrrel 1915
New Seasons Pork no quotation.
Heavy Mess Pork e22.OO-S22 so
- Crystals per 100 lbs SIS. 64-5.7l
o"9' 50 test Molasses Sugar 4.S7-494
Moiasses ting. lslds. per gal.
Liverpool Cotton middling Upland z 7910O
Exchange. New York &London, so days sight
S4.7O4
lxclan9e Nen York and LonGon sight
4.768
London. March, 23rd.
Dem. Crystals 35s. Sd. 38s. IS.
Prices fixed by Royal Commission.
Nnscuvndo, loating ternl~ in
'Susn bund,on69I9 34s 60. 37s.6d.
German beef IS t Q. b. no further
sales during the war
.lEe -u-A1 -4uiD >..u,.u}ai- vaaurat IT,
arlo.s, floating t%,1ios. no quotations nom.
Demerara Ram As. % As. At.
Trinidad Cocoon. good midd:ne Red. ~. cwt.
nominal sos.
Cotton, Medium Ft.e / at IfyerpoaO. per
IL Is. 64d nominal.
aDk of England ljtte Of discount s.
oI,so,s 574
t,4- f-r ,roi H-ni~-in Paris for cash G285
All prices subject to correction.
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1916-02-08
-Women's Pumps and Oxfords at
Exceptional Savings

Womens gun metal colt fawn and grey pumps
and oXfords Jerauds prices $3.50 to $500 Mill
and Factory Sale Price .................... S19o
Women's patent colt and gun metal pumps and
oxfords Jeraulds prices $3.50 to $4.OO Mill and
Factory Sale Price 2.69
shoes Jeraulds prices $3.50 to $500. Mill and
fdGtoIy oale ITice - S2.i9
oXfords Jerauld's price Observation-Disclosures. $2.15
Women's patent colt, glazed kid and gun metal
oXfords and pumps; Jerauld's prices $500 $500.
Mill and Factory Sale Price ............... 1920
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1916-02-08

Women's patent colt, gun metal and glazed kid OK
fords and pumps; made by Laird & Schober Co.;
Sale Price Observation-Disclosures. $3.9S
Women's high button shoes of Russia calf gun
metal and patent colt with fawn and grey tops in
both button and lace styles, with leather Louis XIV
heels; Jerauds prices $3.50 to $500. Mill and Fac
tory Sale Price $1.85
women's black, blue and grey velvet seven-nch
lace boots; Jerauds price $3.50. Mill and Factory
Sale Price Observation-Disclosures. S2.S5
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1916-02-08
Mems OXfords at Great SAVINGS

$3.50 $3.50
-. . .....
Sale Price
lister make Mill and Factory Sale Price $40
Street Floor
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1916-02-08
Sale of Cooks Gloves orWOmen


. q.
Our Price S120
..
kid
. ...
. -. . -.
-. .
Dves,P Stewar -StreetF
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1916-02-08


Three lots of trimmed hats
One lot of trimmed hats at ................ soc
$1.95 to 1895 trimmed hats, at ........... S1OO
$4.95 to $500 trimmed hats, at ........... S10o
Lot of fancies, at Observation-Disclosures. &c
Dives, Pomefoy & Stewart-Second Floor.
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1916-02-08
Mill and Factory Sale Specials in
Trimmed and Untrimmed Hats
Finale of rmme and dunhimn WnterI
rance Of all trimmed and untrimmed Winter Hats.

Ready-to-wear velour hats in green violet, navy,
garnet, purple and black, formerly $2.95 and $395;
Mill and Factory Sale Price .................. 25c
Lot of girls school hats in colored felt and dark
plaids, formerly CSC and CSC; Mill and Factory Sale
Lot of velvet shapes, mostly black, values that
were formerly CSC to S2.95; Mill and Factory Sale
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1916-02-08
Cotton Petticoats and Waists
In the Sale


Mill Price
Pomeroy
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1916-02-08
The Basement Offers Values of Unusual
Worthiness in the Mill and Factory Sale

10 rolls of 4c crepe toilet '0Ec
Nests of yellow mixing bowls, in 5, 6, Z, 8, and
10-inch sizes to each nest; regularly S5c EOc
Mill and Factory Sale Price .............. ~SS
5000 pieces white porcelain, subject to imperfec
tions in the making including plates, saucers,
pitchers platters ETC.; none delivered. -
CnOOse, eacn
m i1G G foHF %otoqS s.s Tt9 pree SnE handle Csc
saia i1'3s Pres serving ~ trays Mil and Factory CSC
so;a sl1s Prce essseroes. Mill and Factory 69c
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1916-02-08
ADMINISTER RUGS
Girls $5.98 Goats Go For $3.50
Girls $10.0OCoats Priced at SIS

Chdn to 12year alwoo plaid navy blue serge
l. w. Cook price, $598 price ............... $50
Chdn to l4year chevio club checks and imported
mixtures L. w. Cook prices $425 $1,000 price $3.50
Girls 12year solid colors mixtures
plaids. L. w. Cook prices $69S $780, Our price $3.50
Girls 10 and 12ear chinchia L. W. price, S25o
Our price .................. $500
Chdens 0year solid color corduroys
L. w. Cook prices $375 and $3.50 Our price ...... 81 so
Chdrn 6year corduroy broadcloth coats
in navy blue green Cook prices $3.50 and $3.50
ives, Stewart Second Floor
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1916-02-08
Cooks Stock of Women's
Handkerchiefs
Silk Waists From Cooks Store Go
Out Tomorrow at Remarkable Savings

Taeta Crepe de Chine and Meane Waists in solid colors
price ................... ST .9S
Fine quality Georgete Crepe Waists net and solid coo
bloueS COlOrs. L. W. Cook
$3.50 S39S, 500 and $500 Our $2JO
Crepe de Chine and Georgette Crepe Waists i'll excellent
shades and complete size L. W. Cook prices $3.50
$500 and $598 Our price S2.9S
Cooks ST 80 white pcale house dresses sizes "a to 40 Our
p1ce S0C
Cooks 69c gngham dresses in stripes and checks sizes SO
to A. Our price 49c
Cooks 81 90 light percae house dresses sizes SO to A. Our
Cooks Sl25 house dresses light percales and gnghams
sizes "a to A. Our price 15c
Cooks $25 house dresses striped and checked gnghams
Cooks $l5O size house dresses; sizes 43 Our
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1916-02-08
JeWelry From the Cook Store

Some OF the best values that have the
OF the ewey Section will be found the of Cooks
jewery stock.
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1916-02-08

OUTING CLOTH
Cooks Our
Price Price
Light outing cloth, yard ........... 1Oc SI2c
DONIET
Bleached domet, yard .............. 10c &c
Unbleached domet, yard ............ 10c &c
Bleached domet, yard ..............121a 1Oc
BEACON BATH ROBE GOODS
Beacon bath robing, 81 inches yard. 89c 29c
COTTON BATS
Alb. cotton bats Observation-Disclosures. 75c 65c
S-lD cotton pats 0Jc QUO
Cooks sheets, pillow cases. sheetng, pillow
muslin, wool and cotton blankets at special reduc-
fions
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1916-02-08

DoiisSsS SsG square 91p lunch boxes of heavy 27c
at ''o wash boards 27c
a, 4'e garbage cans ,,.,,,,,, 29c
at Soc garbage cans, ..... 39c
ractorS to SGtGs' sae Pree qe DF0ps Por Mill and Csc
Min mrs and PGs %astorS ss9 sse sSs Prds of irons 69c
Colonial table tumblers. D.
Mill and Factory Sale Price, each ........... ~
with tns Tanss nOnds o floor polishing SAC
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1916-02-08
Comfortables From the Cook Stock

The of bedding n n
nd Bedding Supplies Rare offerings
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1916-02-08
Cook k'sMen's ST urnishings&, ,Sweate

This sale brings
in
the savings
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1916-02-08

Dives, Pomeroy & Stewart-3d Fl.
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1916-02-08
L. w. Cook S Stock of
Rugs Reduced
BODY BRUSSELS RUGS
TAPESTRY BRUSSELS RUG!

Cooks Price Our PrlC
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1916-02-08
Women's and Children's Hose

Womens black cotton Isle S71Ao.
Womens black cotton
extra sizes Cooks
Womens silk boot hose Cooks price.
Womens thread silk hose.
Womens black cotton
OOoN" price, -oc our price 19c
Chldrens black Isle hose; all Sizes Cooks price
Dives, Pomeroy G stewart-street
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1916-02-08

Dives, Pomeroy & stewart-Basement
The Meeker herald. [volume] (Meeker, Colo.) 1885-current, 1916-11-11

A man was going through Il hospital
one day when he came across Brown.
who was patched up here and pieccd
out there and looking considerably like
II veteran of an aviation corps.
Sorry to see you looking like this.
old man. remarked the visitor. paus-
ing before the chair In which Brown
was recuperating. What in the world
ever happened to your
Wasn't watching my feet" answer
ed Brown. ''and fell out Of sky.
scraper."
You don't really mean it, exclaim
ed the visitor almost enthusiastically.
They say that when man falls from
II great height he thinks of NIL his sins
before he hits the ground. Is that
true?'
well. no-thnt is. not in my case, y
thoughtfully rejoined Brown. you
see. only fell five stories."-Exchange.
The Meeker herald. [volume] (Meeker, Colo.) 1885-current, 1916-11-11
r AstOnislled by Mcr-
chants Story
N1eekcr

A merchant relates the following:
FOR years | could not sleep without
turning every hour. Whatever I ate
caused gas and sourness. Also had
buckthorn bark, glycerine, etc, as
mixed in Adler-i-ka relieved me IN
STA NTLH.' Because Adler-i-kn
Pushes the ENTIRE alimentary tract
it relieves ANY CASE constipation.
sour stomach or gas and prevents
appendicitis. 1t has QUICKEST ac-
ton OF anything we ever sold. the
Meeker Drug Co. .,
The Meeker herald. [volume] (Meeker, Colo.) 1885-current, 1916-11-11
Success is the natural birthright of
earnest effort and perseverance.
Now Lockout

When n cold hangs on rs often hap
pens, or when you have hardly gotten
over enc cold before you contract an
other, lookout for you are liable to
contract some very serious disease.
This succession of colds weakens the
system and lowers the vitality so that
You are much more liable to contract
chronic catnrrh. pneumonia or con-
sumption. Cure your cold while you
can. Chamberlain's Cough Remedy
has II great reputation. 1t is relied
upon by thousands of people and it
never disappoints them. Try it. 1t
only costs IL quarter. Ohtainable ev-
crywhere.
The Meeker herald. [volume] (Meeker, Colo.) 1885-current, 1916-11-11

Lord Spencer OF Althorp, one OF the
greatest of book collectors. WAS at
home only In his own field. One day
In browsing about Bond street. Lon
don. he went into the shop OF dealer
IN bric-a-brac. The dealer. who knew
him by sight. said persuaslvely:
Here is fine bit of pottery which
your lordsllip really ought to have. and
you shall have 1t very cheap-only 2
Guinens."
So Lord Spencer bought 1t and took
1t home and set in high place. One
day a connoisseur Of china paid him n
visit. and Lord Spencer showed his
bargain.
What did you give for it," asked
the connoisseur.
Two guineas," answered Spencer
rather proudly.
HIM" said the conn0sscur AT
that price the marmalade should have
been included"
What do you mean?'
why. that precious piece of yours Is
nothing more or less than shilling
marmalade pot with green thistle
painted on it."
The Meeker herald. [volume] (Meeker, Colo.) 1885-current, 1916-11-11
No ScandaImonser.

A party OF young ladies from GER
tain southern town was touring Eu-
rope last summer. under the guidance
OF supernnnuated clergyman. when
hostilitieS broke out and left them. for
the time being. marooned In northern
Italy.
One of the party. who Is locally IA
nous In her own community for her
aversion to circulating anything In the
nature of idle gossip. wrote n letter
back home to friend. After describ
ing some OF the sights she had seen
and mentioning the prevalent weather
at some length. she added this sen
tencc:
1T Is rumored in Milan that war
has been declared. but don't say told
yam Saturday Evening Post
The Meeker herald. [volume] (Meeker, Colo.) 1885-current, 1916-11-11
NOTICE FOR PUBLICATION
NDu-{O;Jl luul.

Department of the Interior q. S. Land Office II,
Glcnwood Springs Colo, October 10, 1915.
NOTICE Is hereby given that Annie Redici
of Rio Bnnc0. Colorado, who, on September .
1872 made Dcsert-I.and Entry. Seriul M. Ra25
furnwi4' swt,, Sc III; nrii nci4 Sec 81. Up 5 $
tai W, 9th y. NJ, has iiled notice of intention
10 the land nbovc described, before the Regis
ter and Receivpr. u. :. Land Office, nj Glcn
wood springs. Colorado, on the sth day of Dec
embcr, JHIB.
claimant names witnesses:
Jerry Mccarthy. Joseph Mccarthy. Elder
Wallace and Harry Cook, all of Rio Bnnco
Colorado. DC WEf AND.
OJl-nls Register,
The Meeker herald. [volume] (Meeker, Colo.) 1885-current, 1916-11-11

When A. r. Stewart conceived the
idea Of setting mp coat of arms he
went to w. II. Travers. the New York
wit. for advice. Mr.. Travers suggested
an employer rampant chasing a lazy
salesman with n yardstlck. and Mr..
and Mr. Stewart did not speak to him
again for month.
This anecdote is probably about as
authentic as the other which states
that Mr.. Stewart being extremely To-
quacious Mt state banquet at Del
monico's. Mr.. Travers silenced him by
calling the length OF the table CASH
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afflicted W I II
w en X eycsiSht.
had taken dur
Ing the day. Be
ing OF a parsi-
nlonious DISPOSE
ton. this annoy
ell him greatly.
and he detelniin-
ell to pass the
coin at the first
opportunity.
The next day
w lille walking
down the road he
saw Daft Jim
ME- the village