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Evening journal., 1916-02-17
To Peel Off BlOtchy,
Rough or Chapped Skin

To remove roughness, chaps. freckles
blotches, OF any complexion difficulty, the
best thing to do is to remove the skin
itself This is easily pninessly and in
dinary mercolized wax. procurable az any
drugstore in the original one-ounco package.
The wax absorbs the defective outer skin,
o little each day. gradually bringing the
second layer OF skin TO the surface. The
pores are unclogged and the face breathes
in the life giving oxygen. The new skin
is beautifully soft and spotless, bearing the
healthy glow OF youth just apply the wax
as you would cold cream only not rubbing
IL In. In the morning wash IL OF with
warm water IT'S the most effective com
plcxion treatment known
To remove wrinkles it rs good plan
to hathe the face once O day for awhile in
a harmless solution made by dissolving an
ounce OF powdered snXolitc In half pint
Of witch hazel. There is nothing that will
NO surely erase the hateful lines.
Evening journal., 1916-02-17
PUBLIC sale OF
PARTLY USED CARS

Tho Wilson Street Garage, at Ninth
and Wilson streets, win hold a public
sale of-not horses but real "live" au.
tomohiles. next saturday The sale viii
start at , o'clo, in the afternoon.
Tho Wilson Street Garage has become
one of the foremost centers IN this 10.
calitv for tradiug in cars, and has q
number of good offers in slightly used
machines on hand. The novelty intro
dnctd two weeks ago, Just like the pub
lie horse sales Of yore, is attracting much
attention and many prospective buyers
rhe Wilson Street Garage is specializ'
ing, in the used ear business. The gar,
age also has n number Of cars ON hand
10 be hired out by the hour, day OF trip
Evening journal., 1916-02-17
BIRTHDAY PARTY.

A birthday party was given to
Charlotte Speer by her parents. in
their home. No. 725 South. Harrison
street. on Monday. Piano selections
were given by her sister. Miss Emma
Speer. Thos present were Miss
Charlotte and Emma speer. Pearl
Merritt, Laura Rineer. Audry Easely,
Jessie Shoesmith. Lillian McLaugh-
lin. Mr.. and Mrs. William ]. Speer,
Winfield Carson, Bertha Johnson, Ed
ward Essick. Norman Hubbs. Albert
Shoesmith William Green, John Fer
ris. Jr.. Charles Beckley. Charles Gun
ningham. Clyde McGinnis. Frances
Worner and Harvey McGinnis.
Evening journal., 1916-02-17
AUXILIARY AT BANouFr

The ladies Auxiliary Of the Fire.
mems Relief Association celebrated il.
first anniversary by supper ON Tues.
day evening. Mrs. William ]. Int wa.
POSTMASTER and Mrs. William +. Gala
Chen. president, Of the auxiliary told o
the work of the association. William
j. l.utz. president of the Firemen's As
sociation promised support and cooper
alton Go the auxiliary. Music and dane
ing followed tire supper.
Evening journal., 1916-02-17
VALENTINE SOCIAL.

A valentine dance was given In
honor Of Miss Eva Comfy at the resi-
dence OF Mrs. George Dawson. No.
West Twenty-ffth street. on Monday
evening. Music was furnished by
Miss Ada Craig. of Philadelphia,
Those present were; Miss Eva Conley,
Edith Miller. Ada Craig. Mrs George
DAWSON. Mr. and Mrs. William smith,
Mr. and Mrs. William Craig. Charles
Brice. j. B. Dawson. L. H. Crandle,
William Craig and J. Curry.
Evening journal., 1916-02-17
LEAP YEAR DANCE.

4 leap year dance at the Country
Club fol the younger set has been. ar
RANGED fur by Miss Eleanor Pyle, and IL
will bo unique in its reversal OF the
usual and conventional forms observed
at dances. The following men have
been invited 10 act as patrons; Horace
Iindsay 1ilghman Johnston, David ID
Rankin. Morton Harvey, Eugene +. du
pont. Roberts W. Brokaw and A. feli'
DUPONT The date has been fixed To-
February 26
Evening journal., 1916-02-17
GIVEN SIRPRIsE PARTY.

Miss Pauline Hirzel Of No. 10 West
Twenty-third street, was given a sur
prise party at her home last night by
a number Of her friends. The occa-
sion was her birthday and she was
the recipient OF numerous presents.
During the evening much amusement
was derived from games. Refresh
ments were served.
Evening journal., 1916-02-17
SENATOR SALISBURY
DIMES ASSOCIATES

Senator and Mrs. Willard Salisbury
entertained at another Of their series Of
dinners at their home in Washington
Monday night. when the guests were
senator and Mrs Lee Slater Overman, OF
North Carolina; Senator and Mrs
Claude Swanson. of Virginia; Senator
and Mrs. John Knight Shields. of Ken
tucky; Senator and Mrs. Thomas j
Walsh, OF Montana; the Assistant Sec.
retary Of the Interior and Mrs. Andrew
Jones' MIR and Mrs. Selwyn TAFT and
Mr.. and Mrs. Isaac T. Mann.
Evening journal., 1916-02-17
WHITFMAN-DAyIS-

Miss Lois +. Whiteman and John W
Davis. both Of this city. were married
yesterday afternoon at $50 O'Clock at
Silverbrook NJ. r. parsonage. by the
Rev. J. Howard Gray. After we'd
ding trip TO northern cities. they
will live here.
Evening journal., 1916-02-17
SOCIAL and personal news

Mr.. and Mrs. G. p. NJ. Rumiord en-
tertaincd at dance at their home,
Tuesday night, for Mrs. Harold Wilcox
OF Montcair, y. j., who is guest OF
Mr.. and Mrs A. A. Capolle. and for
Miss Helen Lloyd, OF Eoston. Md, who
is staying with Mr. aud Mrs. Truman
W. Campbell.
Mrs. Charles G. Rumford entertained
at auction bridge and tea yesterday at
ternoOn al the Calonial DANES home,
No. 1905 Market street, in honor OF her
guest, Mrs. Margaret Hess, of Wayne,
Pa. There were five tables of cards and
later more friends came IN for tea. Mrs.
Ash and Miss Jarvis poured tea, and a
few others assisted. Mrs. Perle Sislcr
will entertain at cards this afternoon.
o
Mrs Holstcin Harvey entertained at
a luncheon one night this week, in honor
of Miss Jennie Lea. whose engagement
TO DR.. Gilbert Tyson Smith, OF Norton
Heights. Conn, was announced recently.
Danodils and ragged robins were the
table decorations. The guests included
Mrs. John ". Causey, Mrs. William
Lea, Mrs Alfred H. Elliott and Mrs.
George 5. Capclle, lr.
.
The Rev. and Mrs. William II. Laird
entertained at dinner last night in honor
of Miss Lydia Chichester and her iance,
Philip d. Laird. Their other guests were
Miss Polly laird, Miss Madeline Owens,
Miss Barbara Vandegrift. Miss Mildred
Hopes, Tuck Janncy. Ralph Ashcton,
Cecil Bacchus and Bclin Robinson.
.
Mr.. and Mrs r. Lowris Kinsler. Of
No. 1903 West Tenth street, entertained
n party Of Philadelphians over the week
end On Saturday night they were en-
tcrtained az a bridge party. Those pres
ent included the Misses Mary $. Bell,
1illie Helen Stangler, Leah !. Pfeifrer
May r. Summervillc, Thomas Leonard,
Bcrtram Lloyd, Iudson Hank, John A,
Pemberton and Charles Morrish.
%
Mr.. and Mrs. William II. Robinson have
returned 10 the city from Palm Beach
Fla. where they went some days age
Z 10 tcltnlhlt lnt twenty -Nllh hnillNel'
sary of their wedding.
q
Miss Irma J. Cornog cntertaine,
about thirty Of her friends at her home
4 No. oil South Broome street, on Satur
day night when she announced her en-
gagemcnt 10 Herbert B. Mearns. Of thi
city. The marriage will not take plac
before the summer. Miss Cornog re
ceived fine collection Of useful present.
for her hope chest.
Miss tJanct Jackson. Miss Susanna
1 Speakman and Miss Marjorie Pyle re
turned on Sunday from the Juniol
'Prom" festivities at Cornell.
Mrs C. W. French aud son. Of Chicago
who have been spending several weeks
with Mrs frcnch's parents, Mr. anC
Mrs. S. C.. Cook, left for their home OF
Saturday.
Miss Frances Brincklc, Of this city
who has been visiting her brothor.in-lav
and sister. Lieutenant and Mrs. Dorsey
/ Rodney, at Fort William Mckinley. Ma
Mia. p T.. has sailed for her home Mis-
Brinckle will spend a month in Honolulu
on the way East.
% -
Evening journal., 1916-02-17

Hesitatei Use Sure "Gets-It" for Those
Corns aid Save Your Life and Your TOesi
on the toes, tapes that stick to the
stocking, bandages and plasters that
make a package of the toes. trying
olood-bringing razors and scissors.
ihen tried 'Gets-It just once and
you ought TO have seen that corn come
on-just like a banana peel" It's sim
pie wonderful. It's the new way.
painless. applied in two seconds
never hurts healthy flesh or irritates.
Nothing to press on the corn. Never
fails. Quit the old ways for once
anyway and try "Gets-It" tonight
For corns. calluses. warts and bun
ions.
"Gets-lt' is sold everywhere. 25c a
bottle. or sent direct by 4. Lawrence
& Co., Chicago, III.
Evening journal., 1916-02-17
Costs Nothing to Try

II you have husband. son. brother.
fsthcr OF friend who is a victim OF liquor,
all you have 20 do Is TO send your name and
address on the coupon below. You may be
fhnnkful rs long NJ you live that you did H.
Evening journal., 1916-02-17
Home Treatment For Druukards

odorless and Tssteless-Any Lady Can
Give II Secretly at Home in Tea
Lonao Enod
Evening journal., 1916-02-17
COrnS Come Off
Like Banana Peel
Wonderful simple @Gets-It'- Never
Fails 70 Remove ANY Corn Easily.

Wouldn't it jar you? Here I've
been going along for years. with one
desperate corn after another. trying
70 get rid Of them with salves that cat
Evening journal., 1916-02-17

Miss Janet Jackson. Miss Susanns
Speakman and Miss Marjorie Pyle re-
turned on Sunday from the Junior
"Prom" festivities at Cornell.
Evening journal., 1916-02-17

Miss Irma j. Cornog entertained
about thirty Of her friends at her home,
No. oil South Broomc street, on Satur-
day night when she announced her en-.
gagement 10 Herbert B. Mearns. Of THIS
city. The marriage will not take place
before the summer. Miss Cornog re-
ceived fine collection Of useful presents
for her hope chest.
Evening journal., 1916-02-17

Mr.. and Mrs. William H. Robinson have
returned 10 the city from Palm Beach
Fla. where they went some days age
to celebrate the twcnty-ffth anniver
sary of their wedding.
Evening journal., 1916-02-17

Mrs. c. w. French aud son. Of Chicago
who have been spending several weeks
with Mrs. French's parents, Mr.. and
Mrs S. c. Cook, left for their home on
Saturday.
Evening journal., 1916-02-17

Miss Frances Brinckle, Of this city
who has been visiting her brother.in- law
and sister. Lieutenant and Mrs. Dorsey
Rodney, at Fort William Mckinley. Ma
Mia. p. T.. has sailed for her home. Miss
Brinckle will spend a month in Honolulu
ON the Wnv East.
Evening journal., 1916-02-17

The Rev. and Mrs William II. Laird
entertained at dinner last night in honor
of Miss Lydia Chichester and her fance,
Philip d. Laird. Their other guests were
Miss Polly laird, Miss Madeline Owens,
Miss Barbara Vandegrift. Miss Mildred
Hopes, Tuck Janncy. Ralph Asheton,
Cecil Bacchus and Bclin Robinson.
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take nary side. At that, I'm gittin' all
the flghtin' l banker arter. Naturally,
I'm peaceful critter, II tn cusses let
me alone"
"Quieted down some over there late
~. hasn't 1T"
Huh! Thar's regiment o. blue
coats at Lewisburg. an a few cavalry
men ridin. Their pixies. Don't amount
ter hill o. beans as fer as ther boys
are concerned. All they got ter do is
60 further back In the hills. an. be
bit more keerful. reckon, young
man. yen find plenty o. deviltry going
on In Green Briar. II We ever git out
that away. Wal, thet's all thar is fer
us ter eat, an I'm goin' ter take a
anooze."
He closed the door, fastening 1t Sc
curely with q wooden bar, and
stretched himself out on the floor
The room was dark, as the only win
dow was tightly boarded up, and using
my bundle for a pillow. lay down
also. In = short time his heavy
breathing was evidence enough that
Taylor slept. Slowly my heavy eyes
closed, and lost consciousness.
The sun was below the mountain
ridge, when the heavy hand Of the old
mountaineer shook me into sudden
wakefulness. With nothing left to
eat We were not long in preparing for
departure. endeavorins vainly to get
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"soMETHlMa TO DO"

This is the name of a most va.
liable little monthly publication
issued by the School Arts Pub
fishing company, Boston, and edi-
ted by Henry Turner Bailey. 1t is
strictly a publication for children
and as such overtops any effort os
the kind that has yet come to our
notice. AS the Houston Post re-
marks: "This young folks mag
azine is filled from cover to cover
with things for them to do
things which will interest and Oc-
cupy their thoughts and afford
them wonderful opportunities for
the employment of their clever
hands,
What System" is to the busl.-
ness man, what the Wall Street
Journal is to the Spectator and
the Ladies Home Journal and the
Woman's Home Companion are 10
the women of America, this little
publication is to the children. IT.
is filled from front to back with
articles for children, and nearly
every page is ornamented with i'll
designed especially
for them. These cover a wide
range of subjects, many Of which
are of a practical nature.
The little publication deserves
a place in any home where there
are children, and the price is very
reasonable.
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= ysss ne aala k1naly. s. yca
49, 49, g caalanSe yoaf Ann %
sne ssevlces yoas 40 the KIND Of man I
eas g roe with ne"
emated u apprecaafioo. but before
! coala a1swsf. the man who had been
SITTING silently In the corner afose.
ana stood erect IN the light The
eieam Of the lamp Instantly revealed
nls face. staM shadowed by the vide
nAt ortm. the hrm. bearded chin. the
erayeiy smiling eyas.
General Aahby." he said With Quiee
dignity, Sergeant Wyatt. ! an eare.
performs this important duty without
tnosght Of reward. Il 70 the 6oath
that has need Of such men n every
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CHAPTER M.
The Body on the Floor.


Taylor stood at the foot of the steps,
pausing in uncertainty.
"Is that you, Sam? Is Mister Har.
wood yere?"
/ insensibly Strengthened in my sad
die. HARDWOOD? What HARDWOOD, I
wondered surely not Major Harwood
Of Lewisburg, my fathers old friend!
What was 1T had heard about him
a few months ago? Wasn't 1t q rumor
that no was on General Ramsay's
staff? And the daughter-Noree
whatever had become of her? There
was an instant's vision before me Of
laughing eyes, and wind-blown hair a
gallopipg horse, and the wave Of a
challenging hand. She had thus swept
by me on the road as took my moth
err southwark.
Il don't peer fer to recollect no such
name. sah," replied the negro, scratch
ing his wool thoughtfully. II done
reckon as how you got the wrong
house."
mo. reckon not said the other
drily. cit long in. an tell him Jem
Taylor is yere."
The door opened wider.
"Suah, / know you now. sab. Just
step right long in, the both Of yer.
I'll look after them horses. You'll fin
Massa HARDWOOD in the dinin' room.
sah."
/ followed the mountaineer up the
steps, and into the hall, utterly indif-
ferent as to whether my company was
desired or not. 1t was not yet dark,
but a lamp burned on a nearby table,,
(To be Continued)
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AUTO FEES FOR YEAR
INCREASE ENORMOUSLY

Dos Moines, Ia, Jan. i0.-Auto-
mobile license fees in Iowa for
1915 showed nearly a $500, 900 in
crease over 1914. The total fees
collected by the state in 1915
amounted to St,517,743, accord
ing to report made public to-
day by the state automobile de-
partment. The increase makes
possible many miles of road i'm
provement.
There were AS, 400 automobiles
registered in 1915 and the depart
ment estimated that $4,000 will
be registered in 1916. There
were 1910 motorcycles registered
last year and $500 was given as
the prospect for 1916.
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His Exp.a.. a,:on.

William did not Shine as stu
dent, and his reports clearly
proved this, yet he insisted to hi:
mother that he was right at the
top of his class.
you see," he explained when
one of his reports was under
scrutiny, that E is for excel
lent and that D. is for dandy"
But persisted his mother,
1.-THE little girl across the street
gets almost nothing but AS on
her reports
well, MOTHER responded the
boy, II hate to give her away, but
that "a stands for awful. .
And it is said that he got away
with it.
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Z - A0NA AAAys Ak>SA6V AONAA bAAS 01Au HdIu III
I l6ated, unt1 ! came to where the
other animal-a rangy. ill-groomed
,sorrel-was securely hidden. had
blindly stepped into q trap. but just
what Kind I could not as yet deter,
mine. I must win the mans conf.
dence, and learn what l could. The
fellow. whoever he might prove to be,
WAS evidently In concealment.
Whoever he might prove to be-spy,
scout. bushwhacker or deserter-be.
you'd al question he possessed init.
mate knowledge OF the country lying
beyond the Alleghenies. He knew the
existing conditions there, and was &C.
iQuainted with the people. Once his
confidence could be fully secured, pro-
viding his sympathies were with the
cause Of the South, az was most prob.
able. his information would be of the
utmost yalue. Reticent as he was,
suspicious and close-mouthed, a silent,
typical mountaineer, he could surely
be induced. to let fall some scrap of
Information. And somewhere along
the way IN opportunity must surely
arise whereby might escape from his
company. u such move became
really desirable.
i Revolving these thoughts rapidly In
my mind, returned to the hut. care.
fully bearing the bundle containing
the federal uniform tucked under my
arm. The Saunt mountaineer, busily
engaged In preparing breakfast at the
open fireplace. scarcely favored me
with . glance Of recognition. but be.
gan to arrange the scant supply OF
food on an overturned box.
.Just pitch in. an help yourself,
Cowan." he said, affecting cordially
Of manner not altogether natural.
Thar amt much of 1t, but we'll eat
whut we've got, an then rest awhile.
II yer a-goin' ter travel along with me
1t will be done mostly at night till we
git down Covington way"
seated myself without ceremony.
"You are In hiding, then?" l asked
carelessly. not even glancing up at the
expressionless face opposite
WAL, not exactly. We've grown
pretty skeery back in the hills-no-
body thar knows their friends frum
their enemies these days. Yer amt
been thar lately, I reckon?"
No; not for over year"
Things has changed sum since
then. Nobody lives ter hum eny more.
It's sure hell in Green Briar these
days-sOmebody is gettin' kilt every
day er two. The cusses travel In
gangs, murderin' an burnin' from one
end o. the county to the other" He
spoke In an even. drawing voice, with
not the slightest show of emotion. as
though telling an ordinary bit Of
news: Did II l know which outfit
10 the wus-the Yanks or the Rebs."
(which are you WITH"
"Who, me?" He paused In his bolt
Ing Of food, and gave vent to an I'M
pleasant laugh. II rather reckon It
would puzzle the Lord Almighty ter
ind that out. / don't give q whoop
fer neither of 'em. I'm fer Oh Jem
Taylor. an It keeps me tolor'ble busy
tending ter his affairs, without both
erin bout no government"
Then your name is Taylor?"
Il reckon It has been for bout sixty
years. Thar's slew o. Taylors over
along Buffalo crick, an SOM Of 'em
sre Yanks. an parcel Of 'em are
Rebs, but they don't git OIL Jem ter
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It Really Made ON Difference.

Young Arthur had not come up
to his fathers expectations in re-
gard to his studies at school, and
an explanation was demanded.
why is it, Arthur Wiggles,"
inquired the irate parent sternly.
"that you are at the bottom OF
the class again?'
II can't see that il makes much
difference whether am at the top
or al The Bottom" replied Arthur
practically. YOU know, they
teach Just tho same at both ends
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.llsft the county q the nrst outbreak.
My fathers afnliations wero with the
Ugion element"
Most fortunate. Nothing could be
better. General Jackson. The SER
0sAnt can very safely travel % Z Fed
esal olicer IN search Of recruits. The
matter q papers can. Of course, be
easily astanxsd."
yac1non turned toward his aide.
'Whatal FEDERAL troops are now gar.
t1seulng Charleston. Swami
San Chic brigade. With . regiment
81 Pe1n1Jlvahiaaeayalry There 10 also
. company of heavy artillery outside
he town."
The commander leaned his head on
his hand.
TT was not my original plan to
asnd You into the lines Of the enemy
IN Q Federal uniform. However, Gen.
esal Ewell's Judgment is probably cor
rect. Have you Q late army list there.
Colonel Swami" 's
Yes. Dir. issued the fourteenth .
Hs turned the pages slowly. leaning
forward to the light. Here IL q Lieu.
tenant Raymond. Third q. 8. cavalry,
repertsd on recruiting detail. His
rsSimsnt - stationed It Fairfax
scoart House"
sHs viii Answer ~ well % any
os&sr. Il 10 Scarcely probable the
man would b known In that remote
section. What % the full name! and
whore q hs fromi"
Charles a.: appointed from Yer.
mont
Colonel Swan will arrange the
nsesssary papers and equipment. Or.
dairy, have Major Kline step in here
1at once. All. Kline. have you among
your trophies Of war Federal lieu.
tenants uniform which will probably
lit this man!''
= believe go. sir" and the officer
Addressed ran his eye appraisingly
over my hsure. ANY particular regi-
ments"
Third United States cavalry. Have
s4t pressed and sent here at once, Sc.
cnfely wrapped. together with saber
'enA revolyers. Sergeant. do you de.
ajfe better mount"
mo. Sir. my horse IL fresh and q
god traveller. =
Then that viii be ell. Kline:e ex.
ceDt q course. complete Federal cav.
airy equipment for the horse.
The cmcef saluted and disappeared,
the door Instantly closing behind
him. cutting % the hum Of voices
without. There was . moment Of 81
sleoco.
= yoa had better retain your present
0eess pntil after you leave the valley. 2
AssnseseA Jackson. slowly. Swan
~ FURNISH yps with 8 pass, which
l1uld b. cafefully destroyed aftsr
Daeeing our pickets Ct Covington. It
~ - Of no. services to ron beyond
st6Ae polnt ny bert wishes for your
.seesss, Sergeant Wyatt"
He stood %. and ] felt the arm
Q1sD of Ais Hand. Then Ashby grip.
~ ny shoulder.
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Entered at the Postoffice at Mis-
souri, Valley, Iowa, as sec
ond class matter.
REPORT
Missouri Valley Public Lihear,
for Dec. 1918

Missouri Valley Public I.iheary
tor Dec. 1918
Magazines purchased. .......
ooks donated ....... "a
Books purchased ... 80.
Bo,k Rebound ...........
Buck Repaired 10
Books " ,rn out and Withdrawn
NV reader registered ........ Is
Readers re registered 80. -.
CIRCULATION.
Number Of books issued. $50. 1888
No days open for issue Of books. 25
Average daily circulation. 5000. AZ
Largest daily circulation 80. .l23
Smallest daily circulation 80. .. 80
Percent of adult fiction. ........ 81
RECEIPTS
Fines on overdue books 80. ..sl.ls
Room rent. ......... , 200
Cards to non-residents. ........ 80
Damaged or lost books. 5000.
Book Rent 100
Cash on hand
CLASSTEIED pEpOpr
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One He Had Been looking For.


why so silent?" he asked her.
You haven't said a word for ten
minutes
Il didn't have anything to say"
she replied.
He sat with a hopeful CLEAN in
his eye. "Leok here he said,
don't you ever say anything when
you have nothing to say?"
why, no. she replied.
Then he said, will you DO
my wife?''
Collateral Teaching.
''If there is one thing that this
war teaches us, . cried the preach
er, lit is that we should be pre-
pared to meet our Maker"
You betcha,' interjected Bill
ups from back pew. ut also
teaches US that it wouldn't be a
bad idea for us to be prepared to
meet our Unmaker in case he
should happen along"