The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1916-08-25

it ever was before or will
ever again be. A gathering OF people
might be most anything other than
church, and yet make loud claims of
its superiority as church.
81 know a person who is about to
decide to go to the dogs. Can you
suggest any possible help for such an
unusual case. Its a woman?" | do |
not see anything unusual in her con-
dition. Nine women out of every ten
come to that place several times in
their lives. Most men reach it fire.
quentlN and it is simply what is
known as the works of satan. Your
discovery might be surprised to know
that scores of the good women she
knows have had the same difficulty,
and for the same reasons, too. 1t is
nothing new at all 1t is almost uni
versal. OF course. but few yield to
the temptation. If the devil could
not put that kind of an idea into a
woman's head, what sort of devil
would you figure that we have? A
devil that cannot do big business
would be flmsy sort of a thing for
God and the Christ to make all this
fuss about. Be assured that his
satanic majesty can do just what you
say with four-fifths of all the women
you know and with large percentage
of the men. The devil first gets one
to see how somebody else is giving
that one the worst of it, and then the
devil says you are great big fool if
you don't spread your sails and vie
with the butterflies a while. Don't
be ninny, go to it, The first thing
the devil wants to know when he is
flirting with wife is, does she gel
along first class with her husband
And this is what he first learns about
the husband that he wants to throw
down. Why, even the Hired Mar
would know what to do where there
is trouble at home. Your poo
!, tempted woman should raise boil
! hands as high as possible above he
head and fairly shout: Come Lore
= Jesus, come quickly" Satan has no us
! for anybody giving that distress sign
;, He decamps instanter.
y do you think ministers shout
: have vacations, you write like it,"
{ think every minister is entitled to
u months vacation every year. | d
o not say he should draw full salar
r while he is off, neither do | under
IL stand how he could cease to pray fo
II and be interested in his congregation
e He should devote hours each day
IS prayer and plans for his flock eve
while outing.
y Some of the recent cures ar
t amusing to say the least. vi cours
S, now, | don't know the scientific bas
At backing these cures, but the cure
n themselves look so funny | cannt
e pass them by unmentioned. | kno
lie an old man over eighty, stiff in h
in knees, who is dropping powdered sa
lie into his eyes ten times day to tax
|" the stiffness out. His rheumatisl
is holds him fast in big chair and h
ty poor eyes get the salt baptism t.
IN times day. If you have tooth acf
lie and get somebody to fondle yo'
H. finger joints it will cure that too
Up acre | should think it depended
I'd good deal on who did that tondlln
lie An aged veteran of the life battle
ly dropping a drop of stuff in his ey
i'll three times day to renew his yout
ut The stuff costs ten dollars per ha
ounce. 1t is the concentrated {
, made of the kidneys OF rattlesnak
ol A man proposes to cure rheumatis
e. by having the patient, or VICTIM. RI
Ut his shoulder against the corner OF h
lie house once each day and not thin
e. about fox, If you think about f'
e. II h" Won't ytu do az mo oJ good' You mig
nd try it, but believe me, if you have t
We least kind of thought about a fo
n you would just as we'll quit rubin
he IF YOU put the little finger of ca
be hand onto the end of the thumb
,r- the opposite hand and sit that way f
as two hours, all told during the df
Is and remit Madam Suckerette 70
ny bones week for seven or Gig
m weeks. you can reduce or elevate yo
I'm weight Just where it suits. The flab
,ut places will harden up and get less a
err that old shell of yours will col
ire back, and Madam Suckerette can
ne cidcnually look after her own I
me tundity. IF any part of your form
his non attractive, you can put in into
off lime light by renting the first
nd troductory payment and thencef'
,ol ward doing exactly as Madam JUN
me tells YOU, which instructions inclu
is = regular though small, remittan
cle There is no use being off-color, O
1lv size. off-form nor off-fced, lust sc
les for the first agents proposition, a
.rv become sweet or attractive or rotu
YER or thin.
OF Uncle Thomas Hall, a kindly
ces gentleman on Sunny Slope. eigh
us two years old on the 10th, came
ose town that day with Rev. Jones. I'll
'ay are pals. Mr.. Jones introduced me
not Thomas and the first thing
"a wanted to do was to take me over
the an ice cream dish. That was the Fl
time in my life that anybody o
A eight ever set 'em up to me- w
,ha when we had gotten on the outs
f nU of Mr.. Halls dish. Brother 10
The bought another round and we
~, ns that. That was two dishes uu
ms HALL is sweet old soul, hopef full
W living to be hundred, He ha'
- splendid garden over in that sunsh
land and he knows how to gard
too. He thought one time he ha