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The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1916-05-08
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Roth chef and waiter we're Irish and
'A'i,hhlr The waiter rushed back into
th' kitchen. rod with rngc
You've done it now" he said There
o. n customer kicking about the potatoes
W." saws they're no good They've all
got black eyes"
BLACK "ycs'' said the cook sure
an n they have Us no faul, of mine The
htFtcs must have bocn nghtln' after |
pat 'cm IN the pot"
Two brothers Julius and William
hut commonly called julie" and "Ril.''
were IN the same class on the frs,
morning ~ the new teachers regime
every pupil was called upon IN give hi.
name The Older NJ the two brothers gave
his first Julc CLARK"
Nn authorizations. please the vhoI,
name. fa'i the teacher. severely.
Julius Cbrk"
And Nou'" shr quctird of hashful
little william. Nc Wns frightened out VI
hi' boots hy her ncwncsS and her a..
verify
'B'i.llus clark" he stammcrcd
Y wonder why they elected Rflggs a,
delegate To the national convention
why not lic dugh, to be- an idea
delegate. Hr's had plenty NJ c,pcrienc,
serving NJ dummy director for half d
dozen blE corporations"
-r.' Could Nnu let me have a sample oi
lt6ls goods. rleasc'' asked the shopper
Sorry, madam tHid the salesman
"hu, we've been obliged To disrontinu,
the giving away ~ samples since We dis
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1916-05-08

covered that some NJ our customers
we're having them made up into bathing
suits"
II vnt the last half NJ tho fourth In
uirg aud tho homo team md three men
ou bases and nobody nut The next man
~ was the best batter on The team. n
NOT In the entire league he advanced
~ the plate swinging three hats and
wearing confident smile on his face.
The stands were In ah uptoat of en,hus-
ilsm
suddenly the umpire stepped forward
and held up his hand
Game called on accoun, " dark.
moss" hc announced
lie leaves q widow and three children.
Your condition II very serious" said
tho doctor VERY serious indeed what
YOU need - nm entire change NJ scene
Tho patient seemed puzzled. But.
doctor faH" he began
There's no hut about A.. insisted ths
phvsioinn - complete change NJ scene
is the only thinE that will euro YOU ny
tho way what Il your occupa ton"
I'm a scene shittor'
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1916-05-08

and dronc about the crops, and ronSt
and grinding income tax, and critlclsc
the cops we talk about II c. of L.,
which takes our good long green, ana
We denouncc, with bitter yell. the price
of gasolcnc The same old topics ev-
cry day, and all the sad year long I!
You never hear fellow say n word
uf Art or Song None ever stops you
on the street, TO talk Of Milton s
rhymes, but every pilgrim viii repeat
his spiel concerning dimes
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1916-05-08
Another Victim.

Could YOU help q poor victim of the
Ut"ypccn war, LADY," whncd the Pan.
handler
Are you Belgian refugee" asked
the odd Lady
No, num- replied the ranhaudcr
M he received n dime 4 used 10 be- the
Janitor Of the Peace Palace nt The
Hague"
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1916-05-08
LARGER PART TO LABORERS.

DY FAR TIE LARGER part Of the $l5000oo derived
- from the sale of the winter bonds, should the bonds
be voted at The election to be- held May 20, will he
paid 10 ohorcrs IN oklahoma city. This IS not men
Toned for the purpose Of influencing the votes Of work
ingmcu hut doubt It will have some influence with
them.
lei. estimated that at least S0O0O0O Of the amount
will be- paid for labor and It has already been stated
by Mayor Oycrholscr that Oklahoma City labor will he
employed this work II IS certainty that III" work
ingncu NJ the city have nothing to lose by voting for
the water bonds
Al the city hall II is shown that hundreds of voters
are interested in the water boyd proposition Every day
the number asking FOR information IS increasing Many
Of them get the information for the purpose Of explain
Ing 10 others.
There VIII be three propositions before the voters al
the election May 20 Probably the most important is that
Of the water bonds but the other of vital inter
cs the city The S2ooOOO bond proposition for
extension IS NJ almost cpun Importance. aud goes
with Mr other The hrd proposition - to issue Sl50Do
IN bond. ir build permanent home fop the provdcn'
Association md pay Nursery II Is not expected that
anybody win vote against A.
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1916-05-08

ION high We
don't discuss the
latest burst of
rare and death
less song, hut
talk Of slaw and
liycrwurst, and
bless the dinner
gong. We're
talking nearly
all the time,
ana all our lNlh
Is bunk ; well
talk n fortnight
for n dime, and
six mGlths for Il
plunk We rip
our ncighhors
up the backs
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1916-05-08
EDITORIAL PAGE
Old Stories
In New Type
TWENTY YEARS AGO.
tFRoM THE TIMES FILEs)

Mr. John Wagner and Miss Maggie
Couch were married yesterday Mt high
noon nt the home OF Judge and Mrs
Henry VI Couch Of Crutcho township
Rev. A. t. Snyder performed the cerc'
niony and they were attended by Miss
Fannie Couch and MFR Il l.. Peoblcy
Sensational charges of subornatlon OF
perjury were filed this morning which
viii reopen the famous land cnFcs, tho
L,c- kuhlman and Gault- Fuller con-
tests
Three boys who played baseball In
Oklahoma last year have secured good
pieces this year Dale Gear II pitching
great hail for Fort worth, KID" Bevis
h having phenomenal success with Kan
ms GUY. and Johnnie Ogcc Is having q
great run of luck with Dcnson
According 10 tho saltwater correspond
ont, Blll poolin WAS roynlly entertained
While ho was IN that town last week,
Joseph pcvton and wife, parents NJ
Dr rcyton. accompanied by their niece.
arrived In the city last night from san
Diego
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1916-05-08
Cues, Wen STICK TO tn, Rheumatr'

Dear Luke. We found man down
here who iS willing 10 swap with YOU M
per your ad He will take your present
case of rheumatism and your ncrt two
attacks Of rheumatism n you viii take
mis- cancer " the stomach Tom Tagruft
Is tapping two ncE springs for YOU J
Harry Asmann. Fttnch Lick. Ind
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1916-05-08
.R|PPL|NG
RHYMES
BY WALT MASON.
CROVELINC.

WYE do not rise on shining wings,
w 10 attitudes sublime, because on
little footy things we fool away
our time. We do not try to walk the
stars, or from low levels fly; our talk
Is all of motor cars, and climbing hills
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1916-05-08

Truth ls elastic, hut. dear youth,
A warning III now bting you
II you should Try to stretch tho Truth.
1t may ny hack and sting you
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1916-05-08
Nntlct

II Lon Moore. county clerk a. Faycttc.
vile, Tenn. vii kindly show up. We W.T.
proceed To put the grass around the club
into shape for the summer
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1916-05-08

WIllIe Paw. are there any women ayl-
HtorE'
PaN-los, my son. The married ones
are always going up In the air.
Nav While, II you nsk that old fool
a"othcr question IN beat you within an
inch Of your lie
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1916-05-08

What hn. become ~ the old fashioned
man who wrote RUSH ON IN, envelope
whom he addressed letter he was
going 10 MALI
one reason why children are not ns po.
litr and we'll behaved these DAYS ~ they
We're when Father was hoy iR because
n Father ever took son out 10 the wood
shed nowadays and padded little frpr
aud respect into him. the Humane So
"i'iy nnd Tho juvenile Court would ~
Fathers clock for him
Friend VITO may have Friend Husband
cowod. hat she can't keep him from
slrmmlng the door when b., leaves the
hous" And. oh. what n heap of Pro.
t''i aud Independence h. puts into Tint
slam
She has sense enough ~ do al the
Listening during IN" Courts ship But IL
is 20 different after Marriage
Tho easiest thing We know of I8 10 tel
when thcr" is u gln M tho other cnd
Of the line when man is using the tolc.
phou"
This may he Treason But this was a
h"iior country m the Old DAYS when our
'ongtcssm'n and Senators preached
Moderation and drank that way IN public
than u i' today when they preach Pro.
hihitlon and get drunk I'm private
Another thing that makes NJ grin IA
TO see tender. innocent maiden NJ "a
escorted hy Chnpcron while q worldly
old widow ~ ~ has 10 go alone and take
] chances
And then again. n YOU love your neigh
| h'rs nR YOU love yourself. Your neigh.
| borE husbands ARE liable IN run YOU out
/ NJ town
| The old-iashiouod hoy who used to look
ION white horse every time h. saw a
/ red headed girl now has son who
locks Tor q black Fliyvcr every time he
/ tc"s u sparrow
Success isn't the only thing that will
turn mans head There's such a
thing ns n shnprly girl with a prett,
face, ffinstBnrc
The smaller man ls. the larger 4. nj,
/ opinion ~ himself And We are not usin,
small IN physical sense. either.
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1916-05-08

One Of the Corn Feds complains that
Harry Custer and he has been ordered
10 return 10 Springfield OHIO where he
belongs
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1916-05-08
FIFTEEN YEARS AGO.

Tho real estate men NJ the city met
nst nght In the office ~ Dunn & Nc
CUrtncy and completed organization.
constitution wa adopted and the officers
elected ro President. Charles y col
cord. president jas II Mccartney;
secretary. i Novak, treasurer John
llolFnpfc. directors. !. n Hess, q. q.
lends. i VI Jackson George j.
shields and T. " Perry
Three conventions are In session here
TODAY. the oklahoma Medical association.
which is meeting I'm the district court
room. tho oklahoma Pharmaceutical as
socirtion. which is meeting In tho
knights ~ Pythns hall, and tho Okla
humn Dental association. at the Grand
Nvcutu hotel
W John ThrcHdgill manager ~ the
snulttrlum NJ Norman. ls In tho city to-
day looking after property interests.
IScayatlng for the basement of the
new cts h,ll was beFuHt6- morning and
the work viii he pushed rapidly
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1916-05-08
Whaddy Va Mean, Busy"

This stuff about the Busy Bee, %
Drives me to cachinnation.
For every year | know that he
Cots seven months vacation
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1916-05-08
An Epltaph.

Beneath this stone now tcst and flake
The bones of Bourbon Slaughter.
one day he made sad mistake
And took drink Of water.
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1916-05-08

what fools these poor fish are to hiic
at and swallow gaily colorcd artificial
hnit. musod the Philosopher Ne he gath
erod up II fine string Of bass and lcn the
lake
Then he went back TO town and invest
ell n lot Of money In oil well and gold
mine stock
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1916-05-08
TEN YEARS AGO

4 party ~ business men with repu-
htion for doing things have organized \
company and purchased NJ " u Armour
tract NJ land wing Immediately cast ~
Walnut Grove addition and are now plat
tIur II into lots II will hc known ~ tho
N'moutlnlo Park and Improvement com-
pany and IT. members are Guy T. e.
BlhckWcldcr u r Edwafds " u Ar
mour and J " Pryor
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1916-05-08

Dear Luke White exploiting In Chicago
lnsswcck We ran into a German cafe on
flfth avenue that la operated by n T.
Kan Bin Lehman
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1916-05-08
You wrte Head For mi, one.

Miss Gladys McAdams VIII entertain
Monday with handkerchief shower IN
honor Of Miss Jane Frost Lexington
jkyJ Herald
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1916-05-08

Those h0h.o. whose mothers rarc 'ncm I'm tho da,
nursery while ,hcv work arc entitled to nccr pnrc and
better r'n, grounds
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1916-05-08

Dr Death. Of Franklin. ohio. has been
added TO the efficient Medical Corps
maintained by the club.
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1916-05-08

The new drcndnaught Oklahoma, Is said to he one
" The finest hacships afoa Well It ought to he with
that name attached 10 II.
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1916-05-08

Tho Grand Lodge NJ the Knight ~
pvhns h In session In the osy. and d,
attended by about COO dclegatc- \ ban.
quet will he given at the X \ hnll to-
night and dance NJ the ponnelly- Reid
hall for the Uniform Rank
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1916-05-08

Prof J n Taylor, principal NJ The hish
school was elected last night hy IN.
ho1rd NJ education to succeed Prot T..
X vaurht ~ superintendent NJ the city
schools Prof NnuRhts resignation will
take cffcc, July l. Rev r N Harper
Wn, elected president NJ the hoard and
$ VI Armour secretary
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1916-05-08
}9Dits Of 2By :!'>z Play
Copyright 1870

Policemen are real brave, that's true"
Remarked old Mr. Finch,
And they arc mighty good men to
Have with you In pinch"
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1916-05-08

Now We shall soon soc whether German promise.
given under the hand ana seal " Won Jagow amounts
To ANYTHING
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1916-05-08

II seemed 10 he taken ~ conclusi,. Z.
That ANDY Bnns with his Pope Toledo
would win the races at polmuf SUNDAY
One ~ the other participants In the rncs
atsinst time claimed that he had =
quarter the start NJ ANDY and that ths
latter passed him twice In three miles.
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1916-05-08
Luke ncLuke SAYS:

Keep Your Promises And You Wll
Keep Your Friends
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1916-05-08

Newspapers devoted 10 the interests ~ Colonel Roosc
welt claiming that he has 3oo " the rs, delegates
to the republican national convention They count
nr thr wusimrcd voters 'asI as they nrc elected
sud even before they nrc hochcd
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1916-05-08

Norman Nelson Is shawnee visitor IN
the city
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1916-05-08
ThInns TO Worrn Ahout.

There ARE 55oOo.OOo sheep In the
uitcd states
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1916-05-08

Names Is Names.
Eta Trout lives ~ Cleveland Ohio
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1916-05-08

quick Luke. 4 cage and a pound oi
crackers Paul pnrct. of Jackson, ky
has consented to join the club y II
G.. Louisville
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1916-05-08

We already have ten efficient har.
tenders In the club, but by request of a
Ncw Castle CpcnnD reader. We have de-.
cllcd to appoint another HIS name Is
COT, Beers and he llvoa M Gnlcnn, Kan
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1916-05-08
signs.
* ~ ilnf nstDrt

Ghc should not censurc Mrs. Gait.
Her angry feelings she should Qucll,
Silica Welcome" 10 declared the mat,
So stand and guily ring the bell
Newark Advocate
Omaha daily bee., 1916-04-21
nIRrns AND DEATHS.

Blrtha ceeA ~ md Minnie Eigele Smith
25Ol North Sixteenth, girl; Lobuder and
Grace Haynes. hospital. hoy. Carl and Nell
Biekai, i12g Park avenue, boy; Martin
and Margaret IIyland. ~ North Twenty
first, boy, John and Aghea Smith, 2sl2
jackson. girl, Alto and Ainfa lsubino,
Ns Pierce. girl; Arthur and Dorothea
Baker No 3, Kings Court boy John
and Elene Fantner, lsie sherman, girl
Deaths Mrs A. w. LeBch. 81, East
Omaha. Myrtle n Redfin1, W, $40 South
TbIrty-fourth Jennie n, laWfie, IA
North FortY.thrd avenue Josephine
kytka, ~. 1871 south Twelfth George
Jewell, %, hospital Thomas liarfaL 3D.
ag23 south Thiriy-fourth. Helen ~ Girna-
liz, 3. 9ld4 Nicholas, Esther II Holquiat,
~ POI caBs, Stephen MulYihill, 70, hos.
pitni
Omaha daily bee., 1916-04-21
BUSINESS CHANCES
TIRE DISTRIBUTORSHIP
FOR WESTERN IOWA AND
EASTERN NEBRASKA.

Mr. Alexander factory representative
Tor the international Rubber company
d III lie city for Il dry Or two He iA
prepared 10 negotiate with responsible
business man for at least an interest In
tho about established dlatrbutorahlp. To
receive consideration, applicant must be
q I've business man Of clean record and
able 10 command some capital All
negotiations confidential No ordinary
tire proportions, but nm article which
IN The last % days hns set the tire world
aflre aud liz positively the fastest SELL
Ing accessory 10 automobile Users now
marketed, a few auto distrlbnt0rghipa
also open. DJealerB IN Los Angeles, Deii.
YER, ~, Joseph. Kansas City and other
elites clearing from 800 10 500 weekly,
and the business III Just started Refer
eneGH exchanged, and interview nr-
fhnged by writing. phoning or calling
on Mr. Alexander, Room 1910, Foutez
Omaha daily bee., 1916-04-21
SITUATIONS WANTED
NENaLI ~ b 40 10

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Omaha daily bee., 1916-04-21
rnArLnNAL nmnEns.

ATTENTION, Waaa lodge 1873, /. O. o..
All members Of WaFa lodge No. i@
arc requested 20 meet nj our hall 4 p.
N. Friday afternoon 70 attend funeral
nf our late brother, john II. Johnson.
Hg order nf John ", ETlxon, Noble
Grand. Michnfd JohnAon. Sect.
Omaha daily bee., 1916-04-21

BEST QUALITY CIT FLOWERS or
plants, Art Combinations, shipped every
where, Excellent service TO Our Gus
toners In past years recommends HESS
sWDBODA. 1913 fnrnnm 81 - 1904,
LARGEST ASSORTMENT Of fresh
flowers, delivered o. shipped anywhere.
l.. HENDERSON, 1913 Farnam ~.
A. DoNAGHuE. ia22 Harvey, Doug. i0ol.
BATH. florist 1904 Farnam Sc y. 1000.
Omaha daily bee., 1916-04-21
nuII.pING PnnMfrs.

Albert u. Jensen. Hi5si7 Martha, dupiex
frame dwelling, 1900, Albert o. Jensen,
2iig-M Martin, duplex frnfne dwelling
$40, Jane iielnHki g702 !. ffanle dwell
Ing, 400 Byron Reed company, s8'D South
frame dwelling, t2iO0.
Omaha daily bee., 1916-04-21
MAnHIAar LIonNsEs.

Tie following marriage licenses have
been granted
Name and Residence, AEF
Olaf RasmuH Olsen, Omaha ,a9t5ta.t, q
Ene Caroline COLLECT 0m0ho"s.s"ssa BIZ
Ben Hagerlnnd. quincy, illt.~t.ss".. II
Olive NJ B0ren, quincy lntfat~"~t ~
Andrew p Anderson 0mnbn q...,...,s, III
Lizzie Dgek, Omaha.zeut,sa.aen ~
Fred NJ, Oderklrk, Omaha ,.,tuDver n
Charlotte Bcnnni, Ban FfaHciscn"Oyer y
William ", Goodman. Omeha.sna4t4Y ~
Violet BteY6nss Omaha u,t4tosf,ssst4ftf -
Omaha daily bee., 1916-04-21


IF YOU iDss anything sad viii advertise II hers.
person Remarkable nroysnes are brought
about every day through this column,
THE LAW People vito fiBd lost articles ars
iBtAFasfed In knowing that the state law Ia
strict In requiring them 70 heeh the 0wnsf
through advertisement and otherwise sn5 that
falluTs 10 % 40. n same can be proven, In
wolves a severe panslty
OMAHA " COUNCIL BLUFFS STREET
RAILWAY COMPANY
Persons having Lost some article would
DO well 70 call uU the office " the
Omaha n Council Bluffs Street Halfway
company 10 naceftnln whether they lett
II In tho street cars
Many articles ancn day are turned IN
and the company IL anxious To restore
them ~ the rightfW owners Can
Doug A.
LOTT Around gStb and Maple. 1syrs0ld
dark bfindia bulldog. female; white spot
on head and breast had collar ana no
tHg, Call otto Larsen, 2ss9 Maple IT.
Web. 2ai9, toward
WOUND Some money owner may have
same BY calling ut Tho Bee office and
paying for ibis ~
lost Feather boa on 18th 81. or 18th r.
boulevard, Sunday, reward Return 10
2ll Park Ave. lIafney ass
LOST Package Wednesday morning on
croant0pn car; reward, Return TO Ds
Il 2tth, or call Douglas 4Sbl.
L0RT-A brown shell cameo PIN finder
receive reward. Phone Wal. h0z.
Omaha daily bee., 1916-04-21
no an TAKEN ron LESS THAN
A TOTAL or aoe on LESS
TEAM Toe PEE DAT.


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FUNERAL NOTICES;
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Count six words 10 the line,l
Contract rates on application.
THE BEE vii not be responsible for
mare than one Incorrect insertion ~ an
advertisement ordered for more than
one time.
ADYERTTaTTls should retain receipts
given by The Bee in payment for Want
Ads, as no mistake can be rsetjfled
without them.
USE THE TELEPHONE n von cannot
conveniently bring or send IN your ada.
Ask for Want#Af Ts0kar. and you Will
receive The same good service M when
delivering your m ~ fhe office,
PHONE TYLER 1000.
wAETsAD COLUMNS CLOSE
EVENING FuTTTONH. .sst,t.tf2.n1 W.
MORNING EDITIONS. ..ttt 300 r. M.
Omaha daily bee., 1916-04-21
WANTED TO BUY

WANTED High class aHrvey0fa transit
an instrument that IL designed FOR gem
efAl lhnd surveying aa well nB dfainaRe
work Price must be right Address
10. Bee.
DESKS, DESKS DESKS
New desks. used deska. bought, sold
ana traded J q Reed l2N Farnam.
HAfHMAN VIII pay you more Tor FUR.
nitlre clothes and shoes Web GlB
Highest price naid for ~ hand clothes
shoes, trunks. snitcases. n. SO Or ~ g2g
OLD Clothes OLD aHoEsi
we psH hlahesl lfiee. Webster l72
We pay best pfi es for old clothes. u, 92l
Best prices paid for Old ciothes. y HA
Omaha daily bee., 1916-04-21

WANTED SALES Manager
With omW IL handlc easy
seDllnE household article llas
never beeu snld I'D Omaha "a
vicinity Aldrvsa \ ,llii lltv.
HAENHMFN EF Ngsgsf&s tHA less n
kaaaN tN# fastest 5aN#e e*atHt ~
tha Mtatht 60 fHa sH a#tb NJ Va t&
wWkR5 east - hstf WW@ $50
WARtEta t8f@aN s-N I@ tQaAse
HaHf Mtt AsW 4tFH
W M#asiHH N@s
kAtNNWMa ~ mH tie sWa tl
NJ NHttssse laws s Vas aH&
hArhHs t''s 'fef 4" F if3s
asIAFs fH HM M N8ts6l
a lstM lH h Mk&
Omaha daily bee., 1916-04-21

NTFN NFNFT7 ".0 NlINIAT
Equitable Molten Picture corn M
esnta hlilF Gordon ID A. Ii tf,ok
ne uiasa
Omaha daily bee., 1916-04-21

Ths rrls. y ra.a
The day book. [volume] (Chicago, Ill.) 1911-1917, 1916-10-30

REPLY TO JOHN GREEN.-Just
a few lines to remind you of the fact
that waterways as advocated by
Dunno & Co. are not going to lower
the price of coal or anything else, as
coal and almost everything the
working people use is in a trust and
will be raised in price according to
the money dreams trust magnates
have overnight, These trust gentle
men have the goods and make the
price, no matter how it comes to us,
by rail or vessel. The laws forbid
the mOnopolizatiOn of waterways,
but not the vessels nor the cargo on
its surface.
Uncle Sam, or rather his children,
would pay for this great water
scheme and the trusts would reap