Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1916-09-14
E. D. k. s Col.
OUR JUNIOR OFFICE BOY

OUR JUNIOR OFFICE Buy
n. v. wensdy-little gorgie medders
thought up good skeem which wood
be fine for the farmers if it had work.
ed out all rite, but it dideEt
mr.. medders has a chicken yard in
his backyard where he keeps some
hens that lay eggs for them to eat,
but for the last few days mr.. med
ders dident get no eggs at all at mite
when he went out 10 look into tho
nests so he says to his wife, some
boldly is steling them eggs & am
going to lay for him.
so the next day was sunday & mr..
medders hid hisself neer the hen
house & purity soon after some hens
got threw cackling which shows they
lade some eggs he saw littel gorgle
sneeking into the henhOuse & come
out with 3 eggs & then he makes a
& his pa follers him cleer up in tho
hayloft which was over the phase
where they keep the horses when
they don't pull the delivery wagon
for mr.. henry oslyn's grocer store.
mr.. medders watches gorgie put the
eggs in a box in the corner & he
steps up and sees q lot Of eggs there
gorgie, he asts his littel boy. what
in the world are you bringing all our
eggs down here in this old stabel for
we'll, ansered gorgie, notised that
when eggs is horned in chicken
house they is always little chickens
and wanted to see if they was born.
ed in stabel if they would be littel
horses
johnny
Substa initial Shingles.
The building will be shingled with
stone foundation, sleeping porch, elec-
tricity for lighting purposes. The ma.
sons work on cellar will be started
next week-New Haven Comm Reg
lister.
Job-seeker (entering Office unan.
nounced)-"Is there an opening here
for me-"
Chief Clerk-"Yes, sir, right behind
you"
Schmidt sued Jones for SANDER, al.
leging that Jones had called him
hippopotamus some six months be.
fore. Of this time item Jones' at.
torney made capital, saying scornful.
ly:
why, you haven't got any case.
Mr. Schmidt. If your feelings We're
so badly hurt, why didn't you take
action six months ago?'
Eyes, know" answered Schmidt,
easily, "but l never saw a hippopot.
anus until two weeks ago."
However, it is better to be alone
than to be bored.
Looking Ahead.
The following marriage licenses
have been issued by Judge Ferry:
Willard Myer and Lucille O'Brien,
and Bertha Dewald both of Billings.
Alliance (Neb.) Herald.
Now Qualified. 49,
aren't you the boy who was hero
a week ago, looking for a position?"
'Yes, SIR
81 thought so. And didn't tell you
then that l wanted an older boy?"
Eyes, sir; that's why I'm here
now
why do you go out rowing with
that man? He thinks it's funny to
rock the boat
"l've heard So" replied the athletic
girl. 81 took a dislike to him the
first time | saw him, and I'm just dy-
ing for an excuse to hit him over the
head with an oar"
Victory at Any Price.
The Lawyer-"The presidents are
against you, madam"
The Lady-"Well, sue them, too,
then"
If you sit in draft the doctor may
cash it for you.
A MAN MAY CLASS HIS WIFE
AS A BIRD OF PARADISE DURING
THE HONEYMOON-AND AS A
PARROT LATER IN THE GAME.
SAFETY IN NUMBERS.
II have here" said the agent, "a
utensil that no housekeeper can at.
ford to be without"
What is it," asked the woman at
the door.
ITS combined corkscrew, can.
opener, pocket knife, screw driver,
tack hammer, glass cutter, and"
Hold on minute. don't want
one of those things"
why not"
by keeping all those tools sep.
arate it is Impossible for my husband
to lose more than one at time"
when Jones bought his new house
it was with the express understand.
ing that he should have a room all
of his own-a cen or study"
Eyes, I know what you mean. Did
he get it,"
Eyes, and his wife furnished it,"
How"
with a sewing machine. a cutting
table, two dressers, dummies, three
sewing chairs and a full-length mir.
ror."