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Charlevoix county herald., 1916-04-22
DRINK HOT WAITER
IF YOU DESIRE A
ROSY COMIlPLEXION
Says we can't help but look
better and feel better
after an inside bath.

To look ones best and feel ones best
is to enjoy an inside bath each morn
ing to flush from the system the pre-
vlous days waste, sour lamentations
and poisonous toxins before 1t Is alb
sorbed into the blood. Just as coal,
when IL burns, leaves behind a GER
tain amount OF incombustible material
In the form Of ashes, so the food and
drink taken each day leave in the ali
mentary organs a certain amount or
indigestible material, which il not
eliminated, form toxins and poisons
which are then sucked into the blood
through the very ducts which are in
tended TO suck in only nourishment
to sustain the body.
IL you want to see the glow of
healthy bloom in your cheeks, to see
your skin get clearer and clearer, you
are told to drink every morning upon
arising, glass of hot water with
teaspoonful OF limestone phosphate In
1t, which is harmless means of wash
ings the waste material and toxins
from the stomach, liver, kidneys and
bowels. thus cleansing, sweetening and
purifying the entire alimentary tract,
before putting more food into the stom-
ach.
Men and women with sallow skins,
liver spots, pimples or pallid COM
plexion, also those who wake up with
a coated tongue, bad taste, nasty
breath, others who are bothered with
headaches, bilious spells, acid stomach
or constipation should begin this phos-
plated hot water drinking and are
assured of very pronounced results in
one or two weeks.
81 80
plate costs very little at the drug
store but is sufficient to demonstrate
that Just as soap and hot water
cleanses, purifies and freshens the
skin on the outside, so hot water and
limestone phosphate act on the inside
organs. We must always consider that
internal sanitation is vastly more i'm
portant than outside cleanliness, be-
cause the skin pores do not absorb
Impurities into the blood, while the
vel pores do.
Charlevoix county herald., 1916-04-22
HoAxES THAT HAVE
PUZZLED People
earnum's White Elephant and Huges'
Famous $4,000 Tom Cat.

Famous $ZuOO Iom Cat.
New York.-Barnum loved to fool
the people. A rival Snowman obtain
ed white elephant. Barnum by tele-
graph tried to obtain 1t and offered a
huge sum. The owner Of the real
white elephant used Barnum's tele-
gram as a newspaper advertisement
and poster, which made Barnum the
more eager to get the animal Failing
in getting the white elephant he ca
bled all over the world to get one.
Then he resorted to subtsrfuge. He
bleached an ordinary elephant, and
did 1t so well that he not only fooled
the people who came to see it, blu. also
a learned body Of scientists, who gave
him testimonial to the effect that 1t
was a genuine albino elephant, says
a writer in the New York Press.
No story Of hoaxes is complete I'M
less New York's widely known joker
and he has perpetrated more than a
dozen jokes that have made the me-
tropolis chuckle. To perpetuate these
hoaxes has cost him much money;
but in all of his tricks no one ever has
suffered particularly.
Probably his most widely known ex-
plot, because it was so successful, was
the career of his tom cat, Nicodemus,
a tenement house cat he purchased
for ten cents, and which he advertis
ed as the $4,000 cat mot for SALE. In
its class, Nicodemus carried off first
prize at the show in Madicon Square
Garden.
When Hughes decided to enter his
cat, which he termed his Dublin
brindle cat Nicodemus," which he val
ued at $4,000, he inquired 'if there
would be any objection because of its
value, to having it cared for during
the show by it's regular attendant"
There was no objections, and when
the show opened negro, probably
Sam Smith, who had taken part in a
number of his hoaxes, appeared in d
gorgeous livery. During the time
that there was a crowd in front of
Nicodemus, Smith looked out CAREFUL,
for the smallest comfort Of the animal
A widely known florist sent flowers
every day; celebrated caterer fur
nished the meals-at least the boxes
and baskets so indicated. Spectators
spent many minutes reading the long
pedigree of Nicodemus. When the
judges looked over the flowers. the
manicure sets, the impressive negro
and the pedigree, Nicodemus blinked
at blue ribbon attached to his wick
er cage.
Charlevoix county herald., 1916-04-22
GYPSY ROMANCE Is
RUINoUS TO HOME
Nomad Enchantress Fits Away While
Wife's Love Dies.

Wife's Love Dies.
Chicago, Ill.-Aline the queen of
the gypsies," has fitted to foreign
haunts; Mrs. Caroline Lanask, lone
suffering wife has lost faith in her
husbands loyalty, and John Lamask,
the central figure in summer idyll
recounted to Judge Joseph La Buy,
has plumbed the depths of misery and
found bitterness.
John had been married seven years
and was the father of two children
when he met Aline. He threw discre-
ton to the winds, his wife says, and
tried to find new happiness crystal
gazing with Aline.
At first he made only hurried trips
to Aline's headquarters OF occultism
at 1913 West Twenty-first street Lat
er he forgot his wife, his children, sv.
en- the delicious pot roasts with moo
dies with which she tempted him.
Finally his trips home ceased. Then
Aline moved. Silver quarters for palm
readings were growing scarce In the
neighborhood. Penitent, Mrs. Lanask
says, John wandered back to the fam
lily fold, but was denied admittance
His love notes begging forgiveness
went into the fire. To cap his trou
bles, Mrs. Lanask had him arrested for
desertion and non-support.
She told her story to the judge then
threw Aline's circular on the bench
The Judge picked up the card and
saw the face of a fascinating bru
nette drawn on the palm Of a hand
Love, darling, sweetheart, sun,
stars, moon"-these were some of the
inscriptions thanking the sketch of
Aline.
That's the cause OF all my trouble,
said Mrs. Lanask plaintively.
Its a lie, nothing but blooming
bunk" interrupted John.
But the Judge silenced him, put hiih
under $500 peace bonds, and ordered
him to support his children and leave
Mrs. Lanask alone.
Charlevoix county herald., 1916-04-22
VIRGINIA FARMER
Restored To Health BY Vinol

Atlee, Va i was weak, rundown,
no appetite, my blood was poor, could
not sleep nights and was rapidly los
ing flesh, but am farmer and had to
work. Medicines had failed TO help me
until took Vinol. After taking three
bottles my appetite is fine, sleep well,
my blood is good and am well again. -
ORLANDO w. BoRKEY.
Vinol, our delicious cod liver and iron
tonic without oil, is guaranteed to over
come weak, rundown conditions, chronic
coughs, colds and bronchitis.
w. c. Spring Drug Co.
Charlevoix county herald., 1916-04-22
Students shun Ministry.

Millville, N. J.--Prof. z. d. Grizzell
supervising principal of the Millville
High School has told the board Of ed
ucation that he was very much sur.
prised to learn, as a result of can.
vass of the $50 students as to what
vocation they intended to follow for
their life's work, that not one of them
expressed his intention of studying
for the ministry. He said that this
was more surprising from the fact
that Mlllville is known as the city OF
churches.
Charlevoix county herald., 1916-04-22
TAKEN WITH GROUP

GA few nights ago one of my patrons
had a child taken with Group" writes
NJ T. Davis, merchant, Bearsville, w.
Va. "About midnight he came to my
store and bought a bottle of Foley's
Honey aud Tar Compound. Before
morning the child was.entirely recover
ed" Many such letters have been
written.-Hites Drug Store.
Charlevoix county herald., 1916-04-22
Bows in Teens Build LARGE Barn.

Horton, Kan.--Two of the youngest
builders in this section of the country
are Leo and Leonard Brandt, who have
just finished building barn 36x4OxS6,
for John Hannah of Wetmore. The
boys. whose ages are IL and IS years,
did all the work on the barn, from
foundation to lightning rods. This is
their first building. They learned the
carpenter trade under their father,
who is an expert builder.
Charlevoix county herald., 1916-04-22
When Your Child Cries

at night and losses restlessly, you feel
worried. Mother Gray's Sweet Powders
for Children Breaks up Colds in "a
hours, Relieve Feverishness, Constipa-
ton, Teething Disorders, and destroy
worms. Used by Mothers for % years.
All Druggists, 25c. Sample FREE.
Mother Gray Co., Leroy, N. Y. 1874.
Charlevoix county herald., 1916-04-22
CUT THIS QUILT is WORTH MONEY

DON'T MISS THIS. Cut out this slip,
enclose with sc to Foley C Co., Chicago
ILL.,, writing your name and address
clearly. You will receive i'm return a
trial package containing Foley's Honey
and Tar Compound, for bronchial
coughs, colds and Group, Foley Kidney
Pills, and Foley Cathartic Tablets
Hites Drug Store.
Charlevoix county herald., 1916-04-22
BOLTS WANTED.

We want to buy few hundred cords
of four-foot bolts in hemlock, spruce,
pine and baisam, 6" and up in
diameter, smooth, straight stock, all cut
49, long Will buy same delivered on
CIR on E. j. & S. r. r. or in our yard
EAST JORDAN, CABINET co.
Charlevoix county herald., 1916-04-22
Girls Jaw STRANGELY Locked

Palmerton, Pa.-Miss Helen Sea
floss of this place is suffering it'll
locked jaw which cannot be traced o
any cause. She is unable to take any
.olid nourishment whatever and is be
ing kept up on liquid diet.
Charlevoix county herald., 1916-04-22

Many physically tall man is finan-
cially short.
Luck must be feminine because it is
so uncertain.
A woman can keep a secret all right
if it is good joke on herself
Some people wear glasses because
they can't believe their own eyes.
Charlevoix county herald., 1916-04-22
BALD MAN WEARS CAP
ONE DAY IN EACH YEAR
Business Man Appears Annually With
Head Covered According to
YEARLY Custom

Highland Park, Ill.-Frank Green,
a manufacturer of this place, surprIs-
ed II, 7idents of this suburb one
day this week when he appeared
wearing a cap. It was the eighth time
In eight years that he has worn any,
covering on his head.
Mr.. Green is bald. He wears &C
Leadgear as a usual thing. Once a
year he put on a cap. His only ex-
PLANTATION was that he felt like wear
ing It."
Residents of Highland Park have
figured that IL Mr.. Green wears the
cap which he bought eight years ago
at the same rate in the future that
he has In the past his cap will last
him about three centuries,
Charlevoix county herald., 1916-04-22
CITROLAX
c | T r o L A X

Best thing for constipation, sour
stomach, lazy liver and sluggish bowels
Stops a sick headache almost at once.
Gives a most thorough and satisfactory
flushing-no pain, no nausea. Keeps
your system cleansed, sweet and
wholesome. Ask for Citrolax.-Hite's
Drug Store.
Charlevoix county herald., 1916-04-22
Frank Phillips
Tonsorial Artist.

Wheniu need of anything in my line
call in and see me.
The Bridgeport evening farmer., 1916-02-22
one dollar.
ROWLAND DRY GOODS co.

breed guide in the Maine woods, the court ordered him to pay alinony of $500 month. Mrs. Ferguson declared the first four payments were not made. Her claim was assigned to her broth CTS, Daniel H., J. Haseltine and James Carstairs, Jd., who are plaintiffs in the present action.
 Ferguson, who is one of the richest men in Stamford, has filed a cross complaint in which he says Mrs. Fer guson violated the terms of the di- vorce decree by refusing to let their daughter, Frances, return to her fa- ther after her vacation in 1913. Fer guson alleges his wife poisoned the child's mind so that she wrote a letter to her father expressing 1oathing and hatred of him. The husband also claims Mrs. Ferguson has refused to return the child to this state despite his frequent demands upon her.
The Bridgeport evening farmer., 1916-02-22
ROWLAND DRY GOODS co.

Of1cers of the local lodge in charge of the entertainment are: Charles Hetherington, grand master; Charles Cook, noble grand; Clarence Taylor, vice grand; Stephen Horton, ST., chaplain; Fred Wharton. secretary; William Bevans, treasurer; Stephen Horton, IT,, recording secretary and Harvey CaIliass, guard.
 A meeting of the Connecticut State Grand Lodge was also held today at which the following members at- tended: Past Provincial Grand War den A. w. Ross. Bridgeport; provn- cial deputy grand warden, Oscar GreenwaIk, New London; provincial treasurer, Henry o. Stevenson, of Bridgeport; provincial corresponding secretary, Charles E. Barnes, and provincial grand warden, Charles Wright, of Bridgeport,
The Bridgeport evening farmer., 1916-02-22
NATIONAL BOARD OF MANCHESTER
 UNITY MEETING
Executive Meeting of Grand Lodge Begins Today In
 Bridgeport.

A national executive meeting of the Grand Lodge of Manchester Unity, I. O.. O. B.. began in Bridgeport this morning, followed by banquet to members and the Connecticut and To- cal officers at Lyric hall this evening.
 Among the national officers present were: George H. NuttaI, Pawtucket, R, l., grand master; Joseph H, Han ford, New Bedford, Mass, deputy grand master; J. s. B. Clarke, Fall River, Mass, grand secretary George Iaord, Providence, R. l., grand treas urer and John G. Ritter, Philade1- p41ia, Pa, past grand master. Among directors of the grand lodge present at the session were Joseph Armstrong, Philadelphia; Charles B. Barnes, Baltic, Conn; John Pusill. Provi- denoe, R. L. George H. Keewei1, Mid dleboro, Mass, and John Rigg, New York city.
 Under the direction of Abraham Lincoln lodge. No. z, 7,647, a ban uuet was served at night, attended by the Nancy. Lincoln lodge, No. 1,
 The banquet committee includes Provincial Grand Master Charles Wright, Thomas Hart and A. ", Ross,
The Bridgeport evening farmer., 1916-02-22
GEORGE HEBERNFEHT,.

George Hebermehl, prominent East End business man. died at his home, 40 Adam street, early this morning after a four months illness with stomach trouble MT, Heber- mehl was the son of MT, and Mrs. Conrad HebermehI, who have been for many years among the leading residents of the city. MT. HeberuleaI was born in this city Az years ago. For the last six years he conducted a plumbing establishment at 219 Fifth street and through his business reIa- tions and his long residence in the East End, had made an enviabse number of staunch friendships. Ha was a member of the Mamagu8 Yacht club. His widow. who was Miss Marie A, Stosse before her mar rige, survives him. also three, children. Margaret, Edna and Philip; his par ents; five sisters, Mary, wife of James O'Leary; Annie, wife of George Pack: Katherine, wife of William Tesh, and William ana Nellie Hebermehl, also a brother, Frank HebermehI
The Bridgeport evening farmer., 1916-02-22
SPECIAL TRAIN
 MADE UP HERE
 FOR NEW YORK
Station Besieged by Anxious Relatives and Friends of
 Travellers.

Arrangements were made by the railroad company at 1:15 to start special train from this city to New York. This was done to acconmo- date the large number of passengers who had been waiting a long time. Just before the special backed into she station the platform and the in- terdor Of the station weVe packed with people anxious to get to New York
 Many of these knew their relatives and friends would be anxious to learn of their safety and the telegraph of flee was besieged by those trying to send messages, Stationmaster Hunt and his assistants were kept busy an swering questions of persons who wanted to get news of passengers on the wrecked train.
The Bridgeport evening farmer., 1916-02-22
FIGHT
 FOR ALIMONY IN
 FERGUSON CASE

The fight by Emile Carstairs Fsergu- son, member of the millionaire Car stairs family of Philadelphia, to ob- tain back a.limony from Walton Fer guson, Jr., of Stamford, will not be started at the present term of the civil superior court. States Attorney Cummings, who represents Ferguson, is busy in the criminal superior court and the case has therefore been post poned 11ntil March IA.
 When Ferguson obtained a divorce here in 4S11 on the ground that his wife had+h been ee 'ariendly with ss halt
The Bridgeport evening farmer., 1916-02-22
Kitchen Savings!

Guernsey fireproof brown earthenware at even less half regular prcebecause the pottery is going 0 make something else!
 Tea pots, regular 45c-25c Casseroes, reg Toe 25c Nappy sets, in set regu Bowls each of sizes, lar Soc 29c regular 6Oc- 29c New mixing bowls which neither china earth enware but very durable and freproof Yellow with a black decorative band
 Six szes special prioe-s 12c 15c, 2oc, soc and 4oc and the entire set of for $1 Hayden oi-ofcedar nops and dustless floor brushes. Built in new and specially-strong fashion, list size oil mop 75cl 2nd size oil mop $1.1O 1st size dustless brush 2nd size dustless brush
 75c $1.1O Floorshine cedar oi gives splendid finish size, 1Oc; 12-oz. size-25c.
 Fourthf floor.
The Bridgeport evening farmer., 1916-02-22
HOLIDAY PLANS
 OF CROWDS ARE
 UPSET IN WRECK
Hundreds Waiting At Local Station For Trains To
 Home Disappointed.

Many persons planning to go from this city to New York and points here and New York to spend the holiday, were disappointed because of the wreck.
 Trains expected didn't arrive and the few that did come during the early afternoon, carried passengers who had been in the wreck, or the injured.
 A crowd was at the railroad station all afternoon, and those who were waiting for trains were joined by hundreds of curious persons who wished to see the relief trains.
The Bridgeport evening farmer., 1916-02-22
HENRY W. BoEHnh

The funeral of Henry w. Boehrn was held from his late home, 5S Beardsley street, yesterday afternoon, Rev. P. F. Matthias, pastor of Kings Highway church, officiating. A dele- gation from Oronoque lodge, No. SO. I. o. O. F., escorted the body to the grave in Park cemetery, where the ritual of the order were exempIified. Attorney Ivan Morehouse acting as chaplain. The bearers: Jerry Ouire, Allen Pratt, Martin Knapp, Bert Hale. Theodore Trowbr1dge and Will liam Baer.
The Bridgeport evening farmer., 1916-02-22
Glass B. Tournament
 Begins At Ozanam Club

The Class B pocket billiard tourna= rnent at the Ozanam club began last night in the presence of large crowd of members.
 Broderick-Skan defeated Cassidy Mccarthy in the first game by 25 to 16,
 Judge-Fenae1l won the second game by defeating CaEron-Le1aayney 25 to IT. Fenneil surprised the boys with a run of 10 balls.
 The third and last game resulted in a victory for TeEney-F. Moran who defeated Doniey-T: Moran by 25 to 19 F. Moran played. a good game
The Bridgeport evening farmer., 1916-02-22
 DIED.

DIEH1e
 KENNEY-In this city, Feb. 20, 1916, Margaret E. Kenney, widow of the late Henry P. Kenney.S Friends are invited to attend the funeral from her late residence. 925 Fairfield avenue on Wednes- day, Feb. 23 at a. m., and from Sacred Heart. New Haven at 10 a. m. Interrnent at St. Bernard's s cemetery, New Haven. IdEBERUBE-In this city. Feb. 20. 1e1e, W71liam Iieberurn, aged 7s years, months, 25 days.
 Friends are invited to attend the funeral at his late residence, No. 551 Main street on Wednesday. Feb. 23 at ?. m. Interment Mt. B 21 b.p BROWN-In this city, Feb. 21, 1e1e, John J. Brown, aged 43 years. 8 months, g days.
 Friends are invited to attend the funeral from his late residence, 3s2 BunneII street on Wednesday,, Feb. 2S at s:3O a. n., and from St Marys church at a. m. Inter- ment St. Michael's cernetery.
 B 21 b" AGATTHEW6-In this city, Feb. 21, 1s18, Waiter Matthe ews of 564 Broad street
 Notice of funeral hereafter. BURR-In Daytona, Florida, Feb. 1e, 1e16.-John M. Burr, aged 50 years. Funeral services will be held at his late home, No. 19 Arch street, Norwalk, Conn, on Thursday. 24th inst. at 2:sO o'clock p. m. Burial in Union ceanetsEy.
The Bridgeport evening farmer., 1916-02-22
Spontaneous Combustion
 Caused Lake Blaze

Spontaneous combustion is given as the cause of the fire in the Lake Tor pedo plant in Seaview avenue, late yesterday when a quantity of char coal in the storage room took fire at s:1O in the afternoon. The bla7a was extfngu1shed by the use of chem tcals and damage is estimated at about $5.
 The water front in the stove in the kitchen of the home of Mrs. Joseph EAruich at 335 Warren street, burst. Damage is estimated at $25.
The Bridgeport evening farmer., 1916-02-22
POLICE SUMMON PHYSICIANS AND SURGEONS FOR, INJURED,
 RUSHED TO HOSPITAL WARDS

that the persons on it would be trans ferred to the Bridgeport hospital It was urged that all preparations pos- sible in so short a time be made
 The police irnnn ediately busted them selves summoning doctors and by tn @ time the train arrived a large corps of medical men was ready to give aid.
The Bridgeport evening farmer., 1916-02-22
PEARn I. WELDON.

MT. and Mrs. Byron R. Weldon Of " Whiting street, this city, have tho sympathy of their many friends due to the loss by death of their. 1S-year- old daughter, Pearl T., which occurred at an early hour today at St. Vincent,s hospital after a brief illness. Funeral services will be held. this seEening at the home of the parents at o'clock. The burial will be in Newark N. J.5f
The Bridgeport evening farmer., 1916-02-22

Stationmaster Peter Hunt of this city asked police headquarters this af- ternoon to exert efforts to have all available physicians and surgeons not at the wreck. go to the Bridgeport hospital.
 Information was sent from Milford that special train carrying the in- jured would be sent to this city and
The Bridgeport evening farmer., 1916-02-22
WALTER MATTHEWS.

Walter Matthews, aged 45 years, a teamster formerly employed by the Hartman Brewery Co.,, died this morn ing at his home, 564 Broad street. af- ter 8 brief illness. He was a, mem Der of the Brotherhood of America. His widow survives him.
The Bridgeport evening farmer., 1916-02-22
JOHN BERG.

The funeral of John Berg was held from his late home, 964 Noble avenue, at 2:30 this afternoon. Rev. Benja- min Root, of St. PauPs Episcopal church, conducted the services. Dele gations were present from the Odd Fellows and from Knights of Pythias. Burial was in LakeMew
The Bridgeport evening farmer., 1916-02-22
JOHN H. MuRPHY-

The funeral of John H. Murphy was held from the residence of his son, John, 225 Orchard street, at s:3O this morning, and from St. Charles church at o'clock, where a requiem high mass was celebrated for the repose of his soul by the Rev. James V. Illusion. The funeral cor tege was a, large one and the floral -ofeeFinga were numerous: At the of.
The Bridgeport evening farmer., 1916-02-22
FINED TOR oRUELHY

Meyer Reich of 46 HaIlett street, a peddler, was fined s25 and costs by Judge Frank L. Wilder in city court today when arBaigned on a charge of cruelty to animals. Reich was driving a. horse suffering from sore feet when arrested by Agent Howell of the Animal Rescue league He paid the fine.
The Bridgeport evening farmer., 1916-02-22

fertory of the mass, John Miles sang fave Maria and after them ass Beautiful Land on High" While the casket was carried from the church Miss Jessie Murray sang Thy Will Be Done.'' The bearers were Henry Baird, Daniel Boyle, Thomas O'Leary, John Ryan, John DaIy and Stephen NTahoney. The burial was in the family plot at St. NTichaePs oeme- tery
The Bridgeport evening farmer., 1916-02-22
VEST IS STOLEN

Samuel Geswicz of 1O6 High street. reported to the police that his son, Samuel. Jr., had suffered the loss Of a fancy blue vest, which he had care 1essly laid aside in the city hall, yes terday. Samuel believes that a tall. thin. red faced man stole the garment. That is the description he gave to the police.
The Bridgeport evening farmer., 1916-02-22
HENRY S SMITH.

The funeral of Henry s. Smith was held from the undertaking rooms of HawIey, Wilmot & Reynolds at 2 o'clock this afternoon. Rev. MT. Hamburg, a New York clergyman, of fciated. Burial was in Mountain Grove cemetery.
The Bridgeport evening farmer., 1916-02-22
GEoRGE VALENTINB.

]. The funeral of George L. Valentine was held from the undertaking par Iors of Cul1inan & Mullins at 3 clock. The Elias Howe, Jr., post, G. A. R., had charge of the services and burial was in the Grand Army p1oO in Noun tain Grove cemetery.
The Bridgeport evening farmer., 1916-02-22
OBITUARY
EMMA MARRIOTT wooDHEAD.

The funeral of Emma Marriott Woodhead was held from her late home, 1885 Fairfield avenue, at o'clock this afternoon. The body was taken to Greenwood cemetery, Brook lyn, N. Y., for burial.