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The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1916-04-21
HANDY HUSBAND
Knew How to Get Part Of the Break
fast.

ct know one dish l can prepare for
earth said my husband one morning
when the cook was i'll and he had vol
unteered to help get breakfast. He
appeared with his dish and | discov-
cred it was Grape-Nuts which, of
course, was easy to prepare for it was
perfectly cooked at the factory, but it
was a good illustration Of the conven-
fence of having Grape-Nuts about.
I'VE took up Grape-Nuts immedi-
ately after returning from five years
sojourn in hot country. Our stom-
achs were in bad condition and we
were in poor health generally.
In day or two we liked Grape.
Nuts better than any other kind Of
food on the table. We both gained
steadily in health and strength, and
this was caused by Grape-Nuts and
Postum.
"a friend of ours had a similar ex-
perience. She was seriously Ill with
indigestion and could find nothing to
eat that would not give her heartburn
and palpitation, especially at night.
She found that a small dish of
Grape-Nuts with cream made her q
satisfactory supper and gave her a
comfortable nights rest. In short
time she gained several pounds in
weight"
There's Reason" Name given by
Postum Co., Battle Creek, Mich.
Ever read the above Ietterf RAws
enc sppezrE from time TO time. Tasz
are genuine. true, snd fall eft buAsS
tEtsreSL
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1916-04-21
Drying Films for the Movies.

Trying fltIflS TOT tflC moSiSS.
The drying of Photographic films by
the ordinary method is slow process
and is the cause OF much delay in the
manufacture of the long strips re-
CURED for moving pictures. To reduce
the time of production one Of the big
film companies has introduced an cleo
trical apparatus that greatly facili-
tates the process. The wet films are
wound spirally on large drums y feet
in diameter, which are introduced into
a casing that has a 3,000-watt air
heater set in the back. The cur
rent Is turned on, the drum Is stead,
lily revolved by small electric mo-
tor, with the result that the film is
now thoroughly dried in about one
fourth the time previously required.
which varies from one to ten hours,
according to the humidity of the at
mosphere.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1916-04-21
The Chinese Elao,

The flag of the Chinese republic.
five horizontal bars of different colors,
to represent the five chief races of the
country, has been displaced by new
imperial flag, which resembles the
union jack of England, and in which
low, black, white and blue represent
the Mongols, Mohammedans, Tibetans
and Manchus. respectively, while two
superimposed crosses Of red, one YER
tical, the other diagonal, stand for the
Chinese race proper, the entire nag
being that Of the empire Of Chung
Hua."
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1916-04-21
Cream of Tartar Biscuits.

I One quart of flour, two level tea
spoonfuls of saleratus, four level tea
spoonfuls of cream of tartar; after
sitting add butter or lard size of an
egg. one and a half cupfuls Of sweet
milk or more according to quality of
flour; knead we'll until not a particle
of flour shows on dough, then roll
and cut: bake in quick oven. This
amount will make two dozen. When
done turn out on clean cloth to cool.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1916-04-21
Libel on the Fair Sex

Libel on the Fair Sex.
The lady jury had been out for
hours
The judge looked tired, the clerk
yawned, the loungers slept.
The bailiff., after listening at the
keyhole several times, shook his head
with a discouraged air.
And then, quite Unexpectedly, the
jury announced it was ready to report,
and the twelve ladies filed in.
Have you agreed upon verdict?"
the judge demanded.
The forelady nodded and smiled.
I'VE have agreed upon twelve YER
diets, your honor" she told him In her
tiutelike voice.
You are discharged" roared the
Judge.
Isn't he horrid!" said the ladies'
New York World.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1916-04-21
Rubber and Its Uses.

The lowly door mat, the superb au-
tomobile tire, the smallest rubber
band, the mightiest transmission belt,
60 back to single source. Through
devious paths, but nevertheless. inev-
itably, they find their way from the
creamy latex flowing from the rubber
trees in the tropics. These, and thou
sands of other things, are merely
phases Of a deeper, subtler thing
rubber.-Goodrich' Magazine
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1916-04-21
Eggplant Fritters.

Soak the pieces two hours in milk;
dry and fry, using the following recipe
for fritter batter; One cupful flour,
two teaspoonfuls of baking powder,
one-quarter teaspoonful salt, one-quar-
ter cupful milk. two eggs, one table
spoonful lemon juice. Sift the dry in
gradients; add the well-beaten eggs,
lemon juice and milk. Beat well. Pre-.
pare q few hours ahead.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1916-04-21
Savory Bread.

Slightly moisten some neatly
trimmed slices of stale bread with herb
favored and well seasoned milk en-
riched if desired with a beaten egg.
Fry either as they are or else dipped
in batter, or, again, brushed over with
white of egg and rolled in flour, to
bright golden brown in hot dripping
or bacon fat, and serve in a pyramid,
bordered with fried onions, or en- cou-
rome round a central mound Of green
or other vegetables.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1916-04-21
TENDER SKINNED BABIES
With Rashes and Irritations Find
Comfort In Cuticura. Trial Free.

Baby's tender skin requires mild,
soothing properties such as are found
in the Cuticura Soap and Ointment.
Cuttcura Soap is so sweet, pure and
cleansing and Cuticura Ointment so
soothing and healing, especially when
baby's skin is irritated and rashy
Free sample each by mail with Book.
Address postcard, Cuticura, Dept. L,
Boston. Sold eyeryWhere.-Adv.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1916-04-21
Kidney Medicine That
Stands the Highest

Some twelve yeas ago began handling
DR.. Kilmer's Swamp-Root, and we have
heard nothing but praise for it as it seems
to give entire satisfaction in every instance.
From the manner in which customers speak
of your remedy, we have learned to place
sufficient confidence in it to recommend
Swamp-Root above all other kidney rene
dies. From the demand judge it to be
the most generally used kidney medicine
in this country, and reports regarding it
are always favorable.
Very truly yours,
G. H. Mccoy, JR.,
South Heights Pharmacy,
702 Porter St. San Antonio, Texas.
Jan lIth 1915
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1916-04-21
sritain,s Oldest Colony,

Bermuda now ranks as the oldest OF
Britain's colonies, the English flag
having been hoisted there In 1872 by
a party OF colonists from the Virginia
company who stopped at the islands
on the way to the mainland, went on
to Virginia, found jamestown in a
state Of starvation and returned. A
previous explorer, Juan de Bermudez,
gave the group its name.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1916-04-21

Pinkham's Vegetable Compound? My
mother bought it and the next month [
was so we'll that worked all the month
without staying at home day. am
in good health now and have told lots of
girls about it. miss CLARICE NORM,
% Russell Street, Taunton, Mass.
Thousands of girls suffer in silence
every month rather than consult ply
stefan. If girls who are troubled with
painful or irregular periods, backache,
headache, dragging-down sensations,
fainting spells or indigestion would take
Lydia E. Pinkham's Vegetable Com
pound, safe and pure remedy made
from roots and herbs, much suffering
night be avoided.
Write to Lydia E. Pinkham Medicine
Co, Lynn, Mass. (confdentiaD for free
advice which will prove helpful.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1916-04-21
SALTS If BACKACHY OR
KIDNEYS TROUBLE YOU
Eat Less Meat If Your Kidneys AREN'T
Acting Right or II Back Hurts or
Bladder Bothers You.

When you wake up with backache
and dull misery in the kidney region
it generally means you have been eat
ing too much meat, says a well-known
authority. Meat forms uric acid which
overworks the kidneys in their effort
to filter 1t from the blood and they be-
come sort of paralyzed and loggy.
When your kidneys get sluggish and
clog you must relieve them like you
relieve your bowels; removing all the
body's urinous waste, else you have
backache, sick headache, dizzy spells;
your stomach sours, tongue Is coated,
and when the weather is bad you have
rheumatic twinges. The urine is
cloudy, full of sediment, channels oft
en- get sore, water scalds and you are
obliged to seek relief two or three
times during the night.
Either consult good, reliable physi-
clan at once or get from your pharma-
cist about four ounces of Jad Salts;
take a tablespoonful in a glass Of
water before breakfast for a few days
and your kidneys will then act fine.
This famous salts is made from the
acid of grapes and lemon juice, COM
biDed with lithia, and has been used
for generations to clean and stimulate
sluggish kidneys, also to neutralize
acids in the urine so it no longer irri
tates. thus ending bladder weakness
Jad Salts is a life saver for regular
meat eaters. 1t is inexpensive, cannot
injure and makes delightful. effer
yescent lithia- water drink.-Adv.
A bleached blonde is always susp1-
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1916-04-21
Plain as Day.

$50 you think Josh Is in love?"
said Farmer Corntossel
mo doubt Of it," answered Josh's
mother. Every evening when 1t isn't
cloudy he walks out on the back porch
an says, All! Is not that beautiful
sunset?' It's as plain as day that some
girl is refining him. Washington
Evening Star.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1916-04-21

sacrifice on our
behalf, and his
glorious triumph
over death. There
Is a fitness be-
tween the time
and the event that
impresses you the
moment you think
about 1t. Both
speak of hope,
and both breathe
gladness in the
heart of man.
He was deliv-
cred for our Of
fapse s." How
pregnant is every
word of that great
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1916-04-21

Caution in crediting, and reserve in
speaking, and in revealing ones self
to but few, are the best securities both
of a good understanding with the
world and of the inward peace Of our
minds.-Thomas attempts.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1916-04-21

LADIES CAN WEAR SHOES
One size smaller after using Aliens Foot
Ease, the antiseptic powder for the feet
Shaken into shoes and used in foot-bath,
Aliens Foot-Ease makes tight shoes feel
easy, and gives instant relief to corns and
bunions. Try it today. Sold everywhere.
25c. For FREE trial package. Address,
Allen S. Olmsted, Le Roy. N. 7. Adv.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1916-04-21

The wisest and the best Of all ages
have agreed that our present life is
state of trial, not Of enjoyment, and
that we now suffer sorrow that we
may hereafter be partakers OF happi-
ness.-Sir w. Scott.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1916-04-21
France Short of Matches.

France Snort OF MatcneS-
There is a shortage of matches in
France, due largely to the decrease in
the output of home-manufactured
goods. Owing to this, France has been
forced to increase greatly its imports
of matchwood, ETC., especially from
the United States, Sweden, Italy,
Switzerland, Indo-China and Japan.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1916-04-21
A Night Hawk.

"That boy Of yours seems a brisk
young fellow. He'll make name for
himself in business some day"
81 hope so." answered Mr.. Cobbles,
thoughtfully.
"You don't seem to have confidence
IN him"
well, to tell the truth, he doesn't
exhibit much liveliness until about
S D. m. and most Of the business
houses are closed after that time"
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1916-04-21

to S Ia at home
from work and suf-
fer a long time.
One day a woman
came to our house
and a s k ed m y
mother why I was
suffering. Mother
told her that | suf-
fered every month
and she said, Why
don't you buy a
loFflo oc Tu1io Z
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1916-04-21
Inside Information

ThsIuo IHIUrnid1IoH'
After having swallowed Jonah the
whale was observed to be In distress.
Whats the trouble?" asked the
friendly shark.
I'm worried about the inner man.
groaned the whale. as he started In
search of some indigestion tablets.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1916-04-21
Merely a Domestic Matter

Are you in favor of peace at any
price," asked the apostle of prepared
ness.
Certainly" answered Mr.. Dub
1af,c, but only In the home circle"
"Yes?''
When I walk abroad venture to
say that am not more easily imposed
upon than the average man who main
tains his dignity without carrying
chip on his shoulder"
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1916-04-21
Effective QisnGioth.

In knitting dishcloths it is a good
plan to put in several rows of hard
twisted cord. This hard portion will
clean many surfaces on which it is not
advisable to use securing soaps or
metal.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1916-04-21

n Story OF CHE Lazy ScTVdHts
Once there was a lazy servant who
wished she was rich.
! So fairy appeared and gave her Q
lamp.
Rub that lamp" explained the
fairy, 'and you can have what you
want"
But the lazy servant was not Inn
pressed.
Its just scheme to get the brass
work polished" she yawned.
And so her fortunes remained az
they were.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1916-04-21
For Dirty Work.

A good way to keep the hands soft
and white is to wash them quite
clean. then rub in a little vaseline
before doing any very dirty work,
such as cleaning floors, etc. Tried
with great satisfaction.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1916-04-21

Even when woman Is aware that
she is less beautiful than other women
she never forgives man for knowing
it also.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1916-04-21
NOTHING so EFFECTIVE AS ELIXIR

NOTHING so EFFECTIVE AS ELIXIR
cl BaBE af aEr MalaTis' R Shls fsssT -t
News, Va, says: 1t is a pleasure to recommend
Rabek for Chills and Fever. Have used 1t when
necessary for 20 years and have found no remedy
as effective" Elixir Babek 30 cents, ell drug
gists, or by Parcel Post, prepaid, from Kocsew>
ski 81 Co., Washington, d. G.
Good Move-Rabek Liver Pills.
50 pius rs cents
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1916-04-21

Now La tho Time to Get Rid Of These
DIV

Ugly Spots.
There's no longer the slightest need of
feeling ashamed Of your freckles. as the
prescription othine-double strengths
guaranteed to remove these homely spots
Simply get an ounce of othine-double
strength-from your druggist and apply q
little Of 1t night and morning and you
should soon sec that even the worst freckles
have begun to disappear, while the lighter
ones have vanished entirely 1t is seldom
that more than one ounce Is needed to COM
pletely clear the skin and gain beautiful
clear complexion.
Be sure to ask for the double strength
othine, as this L. sold under guarantee OF
money back II It falls to remove frecklea--
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1916-04-21

If all would speak as kindly Of the
living as in epitaphs they do Of the
dead. SANDER and Censorious gossip
would soon be strangers in the world.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1916-04-21

{ A physician should never attend the
funeral of: an ex-patient; 1t looks too
much like, tailor carrying his work
home.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1916-04-21
touring in.
frry-TH 0gs

Kill the, Files Now and Prevent
disease. A DAISY FLY KILLER will do it.
Kills thousands. Lasts all season. All dealers
or six sent express paid for 81: b. sOMERS,
LEO De Kalb.Ave., Brooklyn, N. 7. Adv.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1916-04-21

After a woman of thirty has been
a widow for about six weeks she is
positive that all her married female
friends envy her.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1916-04-21

Prudery is wig often used to cover
a bald character.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1916-04-21

Very few farmers cultivate the habit
of keeping careful accounts OF their
receipts and expenditures, showing at
the end of the year balance, either
for or against. The farmer Of Western
Canada is no exception to this. 1t is
felt If more careful bookkeeping were
resorted to there that much better re-
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1916-04-21

After a woman has been married
about so long there is nothing less
interesting to her than being kissed
nv her husband
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1916-04-21

When a man is down his enemies
stop kicking him and his friends begin.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1916-04-21

A mans interest in a divorced wom-
an never let's Up until he discovers
why.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1916-04-21

To keep clean and healthy take Dr..
Pierce's Pleasant Pellets. They regulate
liver, bowels and stomaeh.-Adv.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1916-04-21

He who analyses his own motives IS
Il saner man than he who impugns the
motives o1 another.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1916-04-21

An excuse nearly always goes lame
In the home stretch
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1916-04-21

Any girl In school knows that kiss
Is a conjunction.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1916-04-21

Rather than waste time arguing, a
wise man will let fool have his own
way.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1916-04-21
Hard to Understand.

Hard to Understand.
did you ever meet a wizard OF
finance?"
I'm on fairly intimate terms with
one
indeed"
YES. He contrives to keep mo-
tor car on the same salary I get"
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1916-04-21
Hopeful Disposition.

What did you say about Chugsonr'
HE must be an optimist."
why so?"
Look at the kind of car he goes
touring in"
"Well?'
"And he makes engagements to meet
people when he gets back, as if there
were no possibility of his never return
ing"
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1916-04-21

So many women seem TO be good
because in comparison SO few men are.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1916-04-21
IN WESTERN CANADA
"He Who viii and Does Work VIII
Not Want"

AS In the United States It Ia said,
that the Mennonites in Canada are
very much oppressed, and have to suf-
fer from a great deal (on account OF
the War in Europe) and I have been
requested to write something about
this, | will do SO.
I anna with NV nAranfa A ID 1874.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1916-04-21
A. G. DRAKE.

NOTE:-when your kidneys get
sluggish and clog. you suffer from
backache, sick-headache, dizzy spells,
or the twinges and pains of lumbago,
rheumatism and govt. "Anuric' Is the
most powerful agent in dissolving
uric acid, as hot water melts sugar.
Ask the druggist for "Anuric," put
up by DR.. Pierce, in 60-cent packages.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1916-04-21

Men whose only books are wom-
ems looks are students Of folly.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1916-04-21
Letter to
DR.. Kilmer & Co.
Binehamton, N. Y.

Prove What Swamp-Root Will Do For You
Send ten cents to DR.. Kilmer & Co.,
Binghamton, N. Y, for sample size bot
tie. It will convince anyone. You will
also receive a booklet of valuable infor-
nation, telling about the kidneys and blad-
der. When writing, be sure and mention
this paper. Regular fifty-cent and one
dollar size bottles for sale at all drug
stores.-A6v.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1916-04-21
Statistical State
!ment Shows a Divi.
| dend Of 500 In
1915,

It has Just issued a certified statement
Of it's operations for the years 1912,
1918, 1914 and 1915. This Company
has had for the past few years about
1900 acres in wheat and between 200
and $50 in oats. The total operating
and general expenses for 1912, includ-
ing interest at SO and depreciation at
1870, were $12,5s7, for 1913 s17,506, for
1914 $1S,729, and for 1915, $29.S04.43.
Expense per acre Of land in crop was
$3.50 in 1912, $1157 in 1918, $11.70 in
1914, and s17.S7 in 1915. Total re-
ceipts were $15,531 in 1912, $30.661 in
1913, $31,5S9.S7 in 1914, and $62,520.26
in 1915. The percentage earned upon
capital invested was 6h% in 1912,
800 in 1913, 20 1-3 in 1914, and 500 in
1915, in which year it paid cash divi-
dend of $50.
The Company's statement shows
that the average dates Of finishing
seeding was April Goth; the average
date commenced cutting was August
1Sth.-Advertisement.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1916-04-21
GIRL COULD
NOT WORK
How She Was Relieved from
Pain by Lydia E. Pinkham's
Vegetable Compound.

Taunton, Mass.-"I had pains in both
sides and when my periods came l had
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1916-04-21

You can't gain admission to o man .
confidence by knocking
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1916-04-21
Christ S Death
and Resurrection
BY REV. JAMES M. GRAY, D. D. 3
Dean of the Moody Bible Institute
of Chicago

TEXT-Who was delivered for our Of
lenses, and was raised again for our JUS
ification.-Romans 4:25
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1916-04-21

A bleached blonde is always susp1-
Cicus of other women with light hair