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Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1916-03-17
Jump from Bed
in Morning and
Drink Hot Water
TELLS why everyone should drink
hot water each morning
before breakfast.

Why is man and woman, half the
time, feeling nervous, Respondent.
worried; some days headachy. dull and
Unstrung; some days really incapaci-
tated by illness.
II we all would practice inside-bath.
ing, what a gratifying change would
take place. Instead OF thousands of
half-sick. anaemic-looking souls with
paSky, muddy compilations we should
see crowds Of happy, healthy, rosy
checked people everywhere. The rea-
son is that the human system does not
rid itself each day Of all the waste
which 1t accumulates under our pres
emit mode OF living. For every ounce
of food and drink taken into the sys-
tenn nearly an ounce Of waste material
must be carried out, else IL ferments
and forms ptomaine-like poisons which
are absorbed into the blood.
Just as necessary as it is to clean
the ashes from the furnace each day,
before the fire will burn bright and
hot, so we must each morning clear
the inside organs Of the previous days
accumulation Of indigestible waste and
body toxins. Men and women, wheth-
er sick or well, are advised to drink
each morning, before breakfast q
glass Of real hot water with a tea
spoonful of limestone phosphate in
1t, as harmless means of washing
out of the stomach, liver, kidneys and
bowels the 'indigestible material,
waste, sour bile and toxins; thus
cleansing, sweetening and purifying
the entire alimentary canal before put
ting more food into the stomach.
Millions Of people who had their
turn at constipation. bilious attacks,
acid stomach, nervous days and sleep
less nights have become real cranks
about the morning inside-bath. A quar-
ter pound of limestone phosphate will
not cost much from your druggist or
at the store, but Ia sufficient to dem.
onstrate to anyone, it's cleansing,
sweetening and freshening effect upon
the system.-Adv.
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1916-03-17
BILIOUS, HEADACHY,
SICK ''CASCARETS'
Gently cleanse your liver and
sluggish bowels while
you sleep.
Get Z 1O-cent boz.

Sick headache, biliousness, dixxi-
ness, coated tongue, foul taste and foul
breath-always trace them TO torpid
liver: delayed, fermenting food in the
bowels or sour, gassy stomach.
Poisonous matter clogged in the In
testines. instead Of being cast out
Of the system is re-absorbed into the
blood. When this poison reaches the
delicate brain tissue 1t causes con-
gestion and that dull, throbbing, sick
ening headache.
Cascarets Immediately cleanse the
stomach, remove the sour. undigested
food and foul gases, take the excess
bile from the liver and carry out all
the constipated waste matter and
poisons in the bowels.
A Cascaret tonight will surely
etraighten you out by morning. They
work while you sleep-a 1O-cent box
from your druggist means your head
clear. stomach sweet and your liver
and bowels regular for months. Adv.
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1916-03-17
"PAY DIRT" UNDER NEW YORK
Legend Which Seems to Point TO Ex.
istence OF Gold Under Streets Of
the Metropolis.

A Philadelphia assayer. Walter
Scott by name. recently took several
handfuls of sand from street exca
walton near independence hail. and
after putting It through an assaying
process, extracted a small quantity OF
gole. He declared there was enough
gold under Philadelphia. In his opin.
ion. to make hunting 1t worth while.
Residents Of Upper Manhattan re-
member Thomas Hartshorn. an eccen-
trio chap who lived in the vicinity Of
One Hundred and Sixth street and
Fifth avenue for many years. One OF
his hobbies was absolute faith in the
divtning rod. He talked about its un.
errtng certainty in the pointing out
of metal for many years until he could
ssem to telk of nothing else. and he
got &c be known as the Rod Crank
One afternoon several years ago
HaFIshorn sailed for.l from his home
snd. entering Central park. took his
say 10 where the MeGowna Pass tav
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1916-03-17
MEAT CLOGS KIDNEYS
THEN YOUR BACK HURTS
Take = Glass Of Salts to Flush Kid.
neys II Bladder 5others YOU
Drink Lots Of Water.

No man or woman who eats meat
regularly can make mistake by flush
ing the kidneys occasionally, says o
well-known authority. Meat forms
uric acid which excites the kidneys.
they become overworked from the
strain, get sluggish and fail to filter
the waste and poisons from the blood,
then we get sick. Nearly all rheu-
mattsm, headaches, liver trouble. ner.
vousness, dizziness, sleeplessness and
urinary disorders come from sluggish
kidneys.
The moment you fsel'a dull ache m
the kidneys or your back hurts or II
the urine Is cloudy, offensive, full OF
sediment, irregular of passage or at
tended by . sensation of scalding, stop
eating meat and get about four ounces
Of Jad Salts from any pharmacy; take
. tablespoonful in a glass OF water
before breakfast and In q few days
your kidneys viii act fine This IA
nous salts Is made from the acid OF
grapes and lemon Juice. combined
With lithia, and has been used for
generations to flush and stimulate the
Kidneys a1so % neutralize the acids
e ariEe - Z no longer causes irrita-
ton s. ndiSie Bladder weakness.
Tad Ralt - inexpensive and cannot
fars; makes q delightful efferyes.
iithis ater drink which everyone
kalzB BOW and then TO keep the.
clean and active and the blood
ehs agolding serious kidney
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1916-03-17
Don't Neglect Kidneys
Swamp-ROOt, DR.. Kllmer,s Prescrip-
ton, overcOmes Kidney Trouble

Il Is now conceded by physicians that
the kidneys should have more attention
as they control the other organs Co q re-
marltable degree and do a tremendous
amount of work in removing the poisons
and waste matter from the system By
fltering the blood.
The kidneys should receive some as
sistance when needed. We take less ex-
ereise, drink leas water and often eat mors
rich, heavy food, thereby forcing the hid
neys to do more work than nature in
tended. Evidence of kidney trouble, snch
as lame back, annoying bladder troubles,
smarting or burning, briekdust or sedi-
ment, salloW complexion, rheumatism,
maybe weak or irregular heart action,
warns you that your kidneys require nelp
Immediately to avoid more serious trou-
bic.
An ideal herbal compound that has had
most remarkable success as z kidney and
bladder remedy il DR.. Kilmer's Swamp
Root. There in nothing else like IL. Il
is Dr.. Kilmer's prescription used in pri-
vate practice and 1t Is sure 10 benefit yoa.
Get bottle from your druggist.
However, If you wish first to test this
great preparation, send ten cents TO Dr..
Kilmer & Co., Binehamton, n. T., for =
sample bottle. When writing BE- sure aAA
mention this papsr.-Adv.
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1916-03-17

we may as well be sure as long as
we're here. No damn fool would hide
this close ter the pike. That you,
Kelly?"
There was a meaningless growl
from an advancing group of horsemen,
and Anse swore, squirting his horse
forward to meet them.
by God, Kellys I've had enough of
your damned crouch. Either you'll do
as say, or I'll cave the side of your
head In. and have done with it. I've
had enough, do you hear? reckon
I'm just as interested in oVerhaulin
that cuss as you are. Now you obey
my orders. an be quick about It;
give me another line Of back talk, you
Irish bastard. an I'll blow the whole
top of your head of! You're what?
Joking! Well. let up ON that kind.
will you? I'm in no humor for IL.
Take three or four men, and ride over
the ridge. back as far as the rock.
The sojers are goin' ter halt yere q
minute"
Kelly and his little squad trotted
past us. circling the end OF the
building. the remainder of the group
of horsemen. evidently composed O:
Cowan's gang of cutthroats, scattering
along the roadside, with no semblance
of military discipline. Raymond
touched spur to his horses TANKS, and
went trotting back down the road, as
though intending to intercept the ad,
vancing column, which was not vet
visible. Cowan looked after him with
a sneer.
THE ID dandy" he growled to a
man just behind. gesturing with one
hand. Il don't take orders from
nothin' like that Would you, Jem ?"
Il should say not" responded the
other. splitting into the road. What.
ever got us tied up we're with these
Yankees, Anse. enyhow? done
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1916-03-17
Divine Rlnht Of kInaa.

The old idea ofsmonarehy-the So
called divine right of kings" = by
which the ruler was regarded az the
within his dominions
Of the monarchy Of God over all things
was shaken to its foundations" by
the English revolution of 1855 and
Shattered" by the French revolution.
of 1888. TO quote the phrases used by
the Encyclopedias Britannica It has.
not been recognised as q political
force In England since the expulsion
of the Stuarts.
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1916-03-17

terry. Crowds followed. Men cheered
Babies cooed In glee.
Sell me the baby burroT said .
Miss Louise Burton.
Won't part 'er from 'er mother. :"
replied Cloud.
TN buy them both" said Miss Bur.
tons sister Mabel. How much?"
Ten thousand dollars" answered
Harry.
"o!" said the girls. Then they
gasped again.
We'll. these ere burros are my only
pals. said Cloud. Would you value
a friend at less? I'm startin after a
fortune. III need It when | get old.
An I've got to have friends to help
get IT. II have the $4,000 ! won't
need burros for friends. That's proved
philosophy. Get 'ap there. Jinnie!"
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1916-03-17

ern now stands. In those days IT was
the Mount St. Vincent House of Re-
freshment Several boys noticed
Hartshorn walk along the path to the
east of the tavern and hold out his
divtning rod. Presently he was seen
to stop and, after looking around to
see II he was observed. stick small
stake into the grass.
One of the boys Swallowed him for
the remainder Of the day and told his
father. That night Hartshorn was fol.
lowed to the place OF the stake and
they saw the Rod Man All a pail with
sand. The news spread the next day
or two that Hartshorn had found gold.
The Rod Man never denied 1t up to
the time he died. and many Harlem
ties still believe there is gold near Nc
Gowns pass.-New York Sun.
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1916-03-17
BURRoS AXE HIS BEST PALS
sIxty-Year-old Prospeetor. startInu
Life Anew, Causes q Sensation
In San Francisco.

Harry II. Cloud. sixty years young"
with his camping outfit of two burros
and a cart, has walked 1850 miles
across burning desert and rugged
mountains to get a start in lifel"
And "Mirandy" Cloud has estab-
lished the long-distance walkers REQ
ord for babies of ten months. Miriam
daP is one OF Clouds burros.
Cloud. who abandoned his mining
prospect" 80 miles from Prescott,
Ariz.. spread his blankets in the shad.
ow Of the Tower OF Jewels, outside the
exposition ground at San Francisco.
The glitter and glare OF the exposi-
ton has never had a more colorful
contrast than this picture OF sturdy.
sun-bronzed age in top boots and
khaki. The ''tenderfeet" of the city
stood amazed.
Traffic piled up on Market street as
the strange caravan from the desert
Dlodded down the great business ar
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1916-03-17

whispered. q reckon they are al!
there"
mo doubt of it-how is your am
munition?"
Sixty rounds to a man." he
chuckled. 1T will cost them some
thing to get through these log walls.
Still, we haven't much chance in the
end" he added thoughtfully, "for
they're bound to get US. Generally
pray for a fight, but now / hope
those Yanks will be kind enough to
ride by"
"And so do l." / answered soberly,
feeling the quick pressure of Noreen's
fingers. There they come. Harwood-
see! two horsemen ahead"
They were merely black shadows
outlined against the white road, but
as they drew somewhat closer the
moonlight gave them substance. One
was slender, sitting straight In the
saddle, but the other slouched awk
wardiy over his pommel. larger
more shapeless figure In the distance
down the sharp slope of the hill, ap
peared the deeper shadow of an ad
vancing column Of mounted men. The
only sound was the impatient paving
OF horses hoof and Noreen's whis
per in my ear:
'The-the bigger one is Anse
Cowan."
And the other Raymond" / re
turned in the same low tone. 1.-THE
two have apparently got together"
1T looks mighty odd to me-" SAID
voice suddenly, clearly audible
through the night. that fellow being
in Reb uniform. What could he b.
doing here?"
"A scout, ! reckon" grumbled |
reply. barely distinguishable. "Just I
stray we run into, but it mout b'
best ter take look along this yert
| ridge afore we ride on"
All right" asserted the other. 'T1
wait here until Fox and Moran comI
up. Let some of your men ride bacl
as far as those woods over yonder
and say, 1t wouldn't do any harm Il
take a look inside the church. 70,
didn't stop coming out7"
Nav; we didn't stop fer nuthin'
We thought the way you feliers wal
a-ridin' yer he'd a hot trail, an g,
we rode like hell ter git in at tn,
death. 'Tain't likely thar's enyone in
side the meetin' house. but reckon
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1916-03-17

Some time ago a man was hailed into
court on q larceny charge, and, not
having counsel at the trial, the Judge
assigned a young lawyer who hap
pened to be In the courtroom to rep
resent him.
Judge" the prisoner said when the
Jury had returned a verdict of guilty.
%can say something?"
"You may" the judge answered. III
you express yourself briefly"
Its about my lawyer. judge" the
prisoner answered. 81 would be very
sorry II he was ever assigned by your
honor to defend an innocent man."
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1916-03-17
Surely Dry ENOUGH.

Gimme dimes wuth o. dried beef
an some crackers" said Uncle Josh
to the young lady in charge Of the rib
bon counter.
"You have evidently made a mis-
take in the place." she smilingly re-
piled. This is dry goods store"
WAL, now, reckon know'd that,
b'gosh," said the old man; IAN eff
dried beef an crackers hain't dry
goods, then I'd like to know what In
tarnation you'd call 'em?"
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1916-03-17
LooI<lnq % the Future.

II guess I'll make lawyer OF Josh,
said Farmer Bates. MY wife wants
him to be doctor, and he's sure
going to be professional man; but
we'd want to show our confidence in
him, and / think it would be a heap
safer to take Josh's law than his medi-
cine. Youths Companion.
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1916-03-17

How IL the Time 20 Get Rad Of These
UgIW 4nntH.

There's no longer the slightest need Of
feeling ashamed OF your freckieH, as tho
prescription othine--double Strengths
guaranteed to remove these honnely spots
Simply get an ounce Of othine-double
gtren6th-from your druggist. and apply
should soon see that even the worst freckles
have begun to disappear, while the lighter
ones have vanished entirely. 1t is seldom
that more than one ounce - needed to COM
pleteiy clear the skin ana gain beautiful
clear complexion.
Be sure to ask for the double strength
0thine. an this 10 sold under guarantee of
money back If II fails to remove freckles.-
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1916-03-17
Taken at HIa Mord.

Sarcastic Father-Julia, that young
man Smiley has been here three
nights in succession, and it has been
nearly midnight when he left. Hadn't
you better invite him to bring his
trunk and make his home with us?
Innocent Daughter-oh. papa, may
1? 1t is Just what he wanted, but he
was too bashful to ask you. He'll be
delighted when | tell him this eve
ming.
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1916-03-17
Forgiveness : Crest Quality.

The willingness to forget an injury
and to give others credit for good In
tentions IL sure sign of greatness
Of soul. That man who said of him.
self. Il forgive everybody everything.
every night" had reached a potnt
where enmity could not hurt aim seFi
onhlH
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1916-03-17
craeklnn Down on1ham.

Oar am mo dan one pusson widin
de sound o. muh voice." severely said
good old Parson Bagster, In the course
OF q recent sermon. dat wouldn't fol.
Ter de straight and narrer path fun
dis church to DER homes but would
tag q minstrel band to de END o de
rthi"-Kansas City star.
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1916-03-17
pIetetIe Value OF onions.

Some dSstetic experts believe that
onions have q pronounced medicinal
value. and that persons who eat them
regularly are less liable to infectious
diseases. There is no doubt whatever
of the excellent effect which onionA
have upon the complexion.
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1916-03-17
Too Personal.

Dolly Footlisht--I hear that Brutus
dc Fake. the heavy tragedian. got into
dght' with shoe clerk.
Jack Limelisht-Yes; he asked to.
see 9 pair Of shoes. and the clerk
aaked him Y he wanted walking shoes.
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1916-03-17

Great Deeds Call for Application.
He who would do some great thing
In this short life must apply himself to
the work with such concentration OF
his forces as to idle spectators, who
live only to amuse themselves. look0
like lnsanity-Francis Parkman.
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1916-03-17
CLEANSE THE PORES
OF Your Skin and Make It Fresh and
Clear by Using cutleura. Trial Free.

When suffering from pimples, black.
heads. redness or roughness, smear
the skin with Cuticura Ointment.
Then wash of with Cuticura Soap and
hot water. These super-creamy emol-
Hents do much for the skin because
they prevent pore clogging.
Free sample each by mail with Book.
Address postcard, Cuticura, Dept. L,
Boston. Sold everywhere.-Adv.
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1916-03-17

Throw Oft Colds and Prevent Grip.
When you feel cold coming on, take LAxAs
LEEm BROMQ QUININn Il removes cause Of
Colds and Grip. Only One " BROMO OUI&IMR y
n w. GROW EB signature ON box. 10.
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1916-03-17
Yale Loelm.

Did you hear about the young lady
who has two locks OF hair from a
Yale undergraduate friend OF hersr
She says she isn't afraid OF burglars
now because abe has Yale locks In her.
room. Isn't she silly Cornell Widow.
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1916-03-17
tTo BE CONTINUED
ontlmlstlc Thounht.

If you are rich you will have many
friends; but IL you are poor you will
have few. and no longer be the good
man you were before.
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1916-03-17

~Aro the belligerents using mill
tary autos In their attacks in Cham
pASneG.
I should tAink the charge there
would 30 tar mere elective Oh water
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1916-03-17
CHAPTER XIV.
The Trap cIosea.

me trap closes.
The lieutenant's fingers gripped my
shoulder.
by the Lord Harry, the fellows
make noise enough for an army" he
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1916-03-17

What a wonderful old world this
would be If the men who think they
know it all could only prove it.
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1916-03-17

To keep clean and healthy take DR..
Pierce's Pleasant Pellets. They regulate
liver. bowels and stomach.-Adv.
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1916-03-17

ANY man who itches for fame will
have to do a lot of scratching before
he gets there.
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1916-03-17

When a mar tells 9 woman a joke
he usually has to follow 1t up with an
explanation.
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1916-03-17
Lots or Fun.

Society in Plunkville is so hollow"
"Still, a lot of folks seem to enjoy
themselves rafting around"
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1916-03-17

sn Il tie thief 81 tinas-
asr cannot Be reeOv
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1916-03-17

An eee in the cup Is worth two lr
The Bridgeport evening farmer., 1916-11-27
FIFTY-FIVE INITIATED
BY LOCAL DEN OF LIONS

With 55 members taking the obi
gatory degree, Bridgeport Den, No
40, Royal Order Of Lions. was insti-
tuted yesterday afternoon in Car
penters' hall, Fairfield avenue. The
new lodge was instituted by Deputy
James w. Johnson of New Haven.
who afterward installed the officers,
assisted by Hugh A. MacKinnon, or
ganizer Of the Den here. The off,
GERS are: President, DR.. M. J.
Blume; royal past president, William
H. McCombs; royal vice president,
Philip Bartlett; royal secretary and
treasurer, Edmond G. Booth; royal
captain, Percy p. Lock; royal over
seer, George Pillins; royal chaplain,
E. w. Bowers; inside guard, Hugh
Bagley; outside guard, Daniel Cash
man; trustees, William Morrissey,
Patrick Lyons and c. A., Pentz.
The next meeting Of the Den will
be held Sunday afternoon, Dec. 10,
when the trustees will have procured
permanent lodge rooms. There are
still 81 Of the charter s4gners to re-
ceive the obligation and it is expected
there will be a class Of more than
100 ready for initiation by the next
meeting. A class from the Barnum
& Bailey show will join. The charter
will remain open until Jan. I.
The Bridgeport evening farmer., 1916-11-27
Earl Grey on the
Manila Incident

While it is possible that the abo1i-
ton Of the British House Of Lords is,
as predicted before the war, but
matter Of a few years, it certainly cam
not be charged that the upper branch
of Parliament has been lacking in pa
triotism in the crisis through which
the empire is passing. Most Of the
younger peers have gone to the front,
and not a few have been killed or
wounded, while the elder statesmen
at home have been devoted to the pub
lie veal Conspicuous among the lat
ter is Earl Grey, the former Governor
General Of Canada, and the fourth
earl Of a line which commenced with
a distinguished officer Of the British
army in the. American revolution.
Earl Grey recently aroused much
comment by his speech in the Lords,
in which he questioned the accuracy
Of the report that American destroy
ers acceded to the demand of the COM
mander Of the U-53 that they get out
of the way so that the German sub
marine might blow up a merchant YES
sell. Ip this connection the Earl cited
the Manila incident, and said: "In
gestures eloquently suggestive of the
most grateful emotion, the story Of
Lie way Ill WHICH, uc Ildu ISCclVeu III
valuable assistance from Captain Chi
chester at Manila at a time of great
anxiety He described how the whole
American fleet watched in silent anxi-
ETY. the visit of the German Admiral
to Captain Chichester's ship and the
intense relief with which they saw,
shortly after the German AdmiraTs
return to his own ship. his majesty's
ships under Captain Chichester's COM
mand hoist their anchors and shift
their anchorage to a position which
placed them in the direct line of fire
between the German and American
ships" Earl Grey will be sixty-five
years old tomorrow.
The Bridgeport evening farmer., 1916-11-27
Lobster and Butterfly.

According TO a scientific observer,
the lobster ID akin to the butterfly.
The kinship is not merely that Of two
members Of the animal kingdom. The
lobster and the butterfly are actually
In one and the same great group OF
the kingdom, like the clam and the
snail or the whale and the giraffe,
whose spheres of activity are 70 wide
~ separated. It is simply, as Darwin
pointed out in the case Of other crea-
lures many years ago, that the lohater'
and its friends, the crab, the prawn
and the shrimp, chose one method Of,
life, while the butterfly and its set
chose another. So tho first group de-
veloped characteristics suited to the.
conditions In which it lived, including
as one Of the most important, as it's
members do not move rapidly, coat
Of armor to protect them from their
innumerable enemies, while the but
terfies and the great host Of winged
insects shed every bit Of supernuous
weight, trusting to swiftness to carry
them out Of danger and to protective
coloring to conceal them when highA
is unavailing.