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South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1916-11-16

whose name is Ireland should even
put his name on a truck that is
painted as orange as Dutch dyes
will make it? X. b.
MIGHTY LAX A ROSE"
BreatheS there a man with nose of
red
Who never to himself hath said,
Would that / had the coin I've
spent,
The time and patient years I've lost
At bars and parties. all the cost
OF having such an ornament"
IL. r.
And at this juncture we open f.
NJ. F's letter. II reads:
Sir: Everything in the world is
pretty evenly divided. The rich man
may have his twin six but the poor
man has his six twins.
o
From Fogy's Focus.
Famous Farewell Addresses
Cheese ida cop"
ADD ELECTION HORRORS.
q. p. F)
Tuesday night, Hughes holler.
Bet stranger one dollar;
Ten p. m, paid the debt
Ohel, I should fret.
Next morn, paper boy
Wilson Wins. Oh, JOY,
He lOSt-Outa luck;
j win, ''Outa" buck.
sHo-hum.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1916-11-16

eTRscRIPTIoN RATES: Morning and Evening Ddittons,
Single Copy 2c Morning or Evening Eanon'
Including NAL 500 year IL
Delivered By south Bend and Mnha"aKa Wv ~
year n advaace. lie By the week
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1916-11-16
HEARD IN THE OFFTNG.

Sir. How can the Michigan ST
jeweler named Noisom mufne his
prices? w. K
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1916-11-16

Ere the State Went Dry.
II is impossible to get an accurate
line on the number Of men in the
hospitals. but all Of them are full.
News item-Chi. Tribune.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1916-11-16

THE NEWs-TIMES PRINTING COMPANY
oalee: 40 W colfax Az. 49,.
Eoue Phone BEL FnoA9 @''s
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1916-11-16

ONLY Associated PRESS MORNING FHANCHlsk
PAPER IN NORTHERN INDIANA AND ONLY P aff IN ~
PIOFING THE TNTERNATIONAL NEWS 49,
SOUTH BESD-No other newspaper IN tns stae Pa only
nv Ieaeed serflte
siThtcoIumn paper outside indianapolis pa
Of. except SUNDAY
odsys Entered AZ the south Bend Postonee as seo0e
e1aa mail
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1916-11-16
GAS.

GAS.
For wilfuI waste makes wOefuI
want.
And YOU may see the day
You'll wish you had the gasoline
You once let leak away.
QUICK, BOY, OUR TABLETS.
Sir: Have you seen the advertise
ment which is trying TO sell beer
tablets? Just drop them in a glass
OF water. and-presto; the German
delight? H. +. S.
JOY NOTE TO G.. q. P's.
IL you've bet on Hughes, and have
the blues.
Brace up and force a smile;
For the man worth while Is the one
whose style
Is happy. win or lose.
Jerry.
WE PASS.
Sir: Can you tell me why a man
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1916-04-12
CHILDREN HATE
PILLS, CALOMEL
AND CASTOR OIL
Give Fruit Laxative when cross,
bilious, feverish or
constipated.
California Syrup of Figs" can't
harm tender stomach,
liver, bowels.

Look back at your childhood days.
Remember the dose mother insisted
on-castor oil, calomel, cathartics.
How you hated them. how you fought
against taking them.
With our children it's different
Mothers who cling to the old form Of
physic simply don't realize what they
do. The chldren's revolt is we'll
founded. Their tender little ''insid -
are injured by them.
II your child's stomach, liver and
bowels need cleansing, give only deli
cious California Syrup of Figs" It's
action is positive, but gentle. Millions
of mothers keep this harmless fruit
laxative" handy; they know childr n
love to take it; that it never fails to
clean the liver and bowels and sweeten
the stomach, and that a teaspoonful
given to-day saves a sick child to-
morrow.
Asl; your druggist for a 50-cent bot
tie of California Syrup of Figs"
which has full directions for babies
children of all ages and for grown
ups plainly on each bottle. Beware
of counterfeits sold here. See that it
is made by California Fig Syrup
Company" Refuse any other kind
with pt.-Advertisement.
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1916-04-12
Try This If You
Have Dandruff

There is one sure way that never
fails to remove dandruff completely
and that is to dissolve it. This de-
stroys it entirely. To do this, Just get
about four ounces of plain, ordinary
liquid arvon; apply it at night when
retiring; use enough to moisten the
scalp and rub it in gently with the
finger tips.
BY morning. most if not all. of your
dandruif will be gone, and three or
four more applications will completely
dissolve and entirely destroy every
single sign and trace of it, no matter
how much dandruff you may have.
You will find, too, that all itching
and digging of the scalp will stop in
stantly, and your hair will be funny.
lustrous, glossy, silky and soft. and
look and feel a hundred times better.
You can get liquid arvon at any drug
store. 1t is inexpensive, and four
ounces is all you will need. This simple
remedy has never been known to fail.
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1916-04-12
HON E
A Novel
George Agnew Chamberlain
Copyright by the Century Co..

Gerry looked at the Barbadian's
rather shabby clothes. why don't
you sell If you don't want to work tht
place? It's worth money. l know
enough to tell you that"
The Barbadian rested one hand high
on the thick trunk OF a wistaria. A
slow smile drew the corners of his
mouth. Worth money!" he echoed.
MY boy, not every man kills the thing
that he loves best. This Is my home
You read those dates written in dust
and still you thought my home was
dead. But is isn't dead. l haven't
killed the thing that love best. You
can get cash, comfort and cool drinks
almost anywhere, but 1 have remem-
bered that memories travel only beat
en- paths"
Even as Gerry picked his way back
to the waiting cab he felt Red Hill
reaching out for him, drawing him.
And during the long, slow dyive to the
quay he learned that he had passed the
crossroads that had given so long
pause to his troubled soul. The Bar.
badian had opened his eyes. Doubt
left him. There was but one road-the
road back-and 1t was open. He wrote
his cable to Alix with a firm hand.
The freighter reached quarantine
aft : a quiet voyage twelve hours
ahead of time and just at sundown.
A tug hurried down the bay to tell
them their berth was not ready. The
freighter was forced to anchor at the
mouth of the narrows. Gerry watched
the lights spring out from the shadowy
shores. They beckoned him to familiar
scenes. Staten Island had been to his
boyhood an undiscovered land and the
scene of his first wanderings. Bay.
shore he knew through constant pass.
ing by. In the sky beyond it. hung the
glow of the summer city. here aud
there pierced with the brighter flame
of some grotesque monstrosity.
Up the bay the dark waters forked
into two bands that lost themselves ir
a sea and sky OF twinkling lights. II,
could just determine the sweeping arch
of Brooklyn bridge and the presence of
more than one new Tower of Babel
that broke the ever-changing skyline
of his native city and made him feel.
by that much. forgotten and an alien.
But from all the myriad lesser lights
his eyes turned gratefully to the high.
held torch OF Liberty. Beneath it. the
familiar, tilted diadem. the shadowy
folds draping the outstanding pose.
the strength and steadfsstness and the
titanic grandeur of the statue, carried
their message to him as never before.
1t became to him what fits creator had
conceived. an emblem. and the myriad
little waves of the bay, rushing to fling
themselves at the feet of the goddess.
became a multitude, eager for attain.
ment ready for sacrifice.
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1916-04-12

there are instances when even records
go wrong. l find that Lehigh county
was due TO have a visitation OF
Brood III in 1911. This brood is re-
ported from the following counties in
this State: Berks.- Bucks. Chester,
Dauphin, Delaware. Lancaster. Leb-
anon, Lehigh, Montgomery, North
ampton, Philadelphia, Pike, Potter.
Schuylkill and Wyoming. 1t is due to
appear again in 1928.
Brood in distribution is one of
the largest. 1t appears in nearly all
the States north of and including
Tennessee and North Carolina, and
west to the Mississippi River. 1t is
due to put in an appearance i'm 1919
in practically all of the counties east
of the Allegheny mountains.
Brood XIV due in 1929 is the next
brood of the 17-year locust which we
may expect to have with us and
bother our trees. 1t is reported as
occurring in the following Pennsyl-
vania countless: Adams. Bedford
Berks, Blair, Center, Chester. Clear
field. Clinton, Columbia, Cumberland,
Franklin. Huntingdon, Lancaster
LehiGh, Luzerne. Lycoming, Miflin.
Montour, Northumberland, Potter
SNYDER, Schuylkill, Tioga, Union and
York
'If you are a long resident of your
vicinity you can easily figure back to
the years when you were visited by
locHsts, and so determine which of
these broods il was from which these
nymphs came"
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1916-04-12
FEEL YOUNG!
It's DR.. Edwards Olive Tablets
For You!

Beware of the habit OF Constipation
1t develops from just a few constipated
Coax the jaded bowel muscles bacx
to normal action with DR. EdwaTds
Olive Tablets, the substitute for calo-
mel Don't force them to unnatural sc-
tion with severe medicines or by merely
flushing out the intestines with NASTY
siCkening cathartics.
DR.. Edwards believes in gentIeness
persistency and Natures assistance
DR.. Edwards Olive Tablets open the
bowels: their action is gentle. vet posi-
tive. There is never any pain or erin
ing when DR.. Edwards olive Tabiets
are used. Just the kind or treatment
old persons should have
DR.. Edwards Olive Tablets are a ven-
etable compound mixed with olive oil.
YOU VIII know them by their olive
color. Take one or two occasionally
and have no trouble with your liver
bowels or stomach. 10c and 25c per
box. All druggists
The Olive Tablet Company, Column
bus, O.-Advertisement
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1916-04-12

1t was ten o'clock on a morning in
early autumn when Gerry finally got
free of the freighter and took the ferry
for the other side of the river He had
left all his baggage to be delivered at
the house later The morning waA
clear but sultry. In the city the apathy
of summer days had settled down.
People glanced at Gerry's heavy
tTeeds and antiquated hat but they
did not smile, for Gerry himself was
such a sight as makes men forget
clothes. The tan of his lean face. the
swing OF his big. unpadded shoulders,
his clear eyes, carried the thoughts of
passers-by away from clothes and city
things. They seemed to catch a breath
of spicy winds from the worn garments
that clung to the strangers virile body
and in his eyes they saw a mirage of
far-away places.
As 6 rry reached his own house.
he was Outwardy calm. even DELHI
cr7te, but inwardly he was fightin;
down a turmoil of emotions. What wa
ne TO find In Alix: Had he anything t,
give in exchange? Had he too much
He climbed the steps slowly. Hi
hand trembled as he reached out t,
raise the heavy bronze knocker. Pc
fore his fingers could seize 1t, the dooi
swung softly Inward Old John bowed
before him. For a moment Gerry
stood dazed. The naturalness OF thai
open door, of the old butler, Of the COO!
shadows in the old familiar hall. strrcL
straight at his heart with the shrewa
poignancy of simple things. Old John
raised a smiling face to greet him but
down one wrinkled cheek crawled
surprised tear.
Gerry held out his hand. How dc
you do. JohI.?"
Il am very well today. sir" saiG
John. Mrs. Gerry is in the library
She told me to telephone to the club
and if you were there to say she
wished to see you"
Gerry was puzzled. Why should AlA
think he would go TO the club? He
handed the butler bis old hat and
strobe to the library door. The doc,
was closed. Somebody said. "Come
in The words were so low he hardly
heard them. He opened the door.
stepped inside and closed it behind
him.
Ito Be Continued
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1916-04-12
GOmpers Denies That
Wages Have Not Advanced
With Living Expenses
By associated Press

Washington, d. c., April ~. -
President Gompers, of the American
Federation of Labor, denied to-day
before a House committee that living
expenses have increased fifteen per
cent. in the United States during the
last ten years while wages had not
advanced proportionately
I'm twelve years." he said, wages
hours of employment and conditions
of labor have improved in the United
States beyond any other period of any
people in the history of the world.
The price trend of essentials since
1870 has been downward We have
enlarged what we called essentials of
life in the last 80 years so that there
is no comparison"
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1916-04-12
LOCUSTS COMING
IN FORCE IN 1916
DR.. II. A. Surface Gives His
Opinion Abot the Seventeen
Year Old Pests

The seventeen-year- locusts are
headed this way again. DR. II. A. Sur
face, economic zoologist of the State
Department of Agriculture, has been
hearing from farmers and gardeners
who have been digging up the pests
and he has been working up their life
history.
Some specimens sent to the Capitol
from Lehigh and other eastern .coun-
ties are responsible for the follow
ing statement by the zoologist:
THE locusts. both the 13-year and
the 17-year species, have been care
fully studied for years and records
have been kept, so that now one can
tell when they may be expected to
appear again. Although the records
may show that they are TO appear
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1916-04-12

OF reSlnol ointment and reSinol soap
This proved so remarkably success
full, that thousands of other physi-
clans have prescribed it constantly for
over 20 years.
Resinol usually stops itching in
stantly, healing the eruption quickly.
unless due to some serious internal
disorder Resinol ointment and resi-
mol soap can be bought at any drug
gist's, and are not at all expensive
Write for free sample, Dept. 1-R, Resi-
mol, Baltimore.-Advertis
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1916-04-12
WOuld-Be Be-Husband Does
Not Object to Widow
With Three Children

The Associated Aids Society received
a request from farmer near Millers-
burg asking the local organization to
find wife for him. The husband
to-be has no objections to a few chill
dren (not more than three, but the
lady must have a supply of clothing
and such, as he intends to spend his
cash in equipping a farm.
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1916-04-12
A Single Application
Banishes Every Hair
CThe Modern Beauty

Here is how any woman can easily
and quickly remove Objectionable
hairy srowths without possibIe fni,,r,.
20 the skin: Make a paste with some
powdered delatOne and water. apDIy ia
hairy surface and after or 3 nfni,tee
rub off. wash the skin and the hair
are gone. This Is a painless. inev-
pensive method, and, excepting where
the growth is unusually thick, a single
application Is enough. You should
however, be careful to get gen,,ir.
delatOne.
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1916-04-12
Harrisburg Scrap Iron
Dealer Buys Lebanon Plant

Michlovitz & Co, scrap iron merchants,
Paxton street at Pennsylvania Railroad,
this city, have completed negotiations
the Brandewine Iron & Metal Co, Leba-
non, Pa. simon Michlovitz, president
OF Michlovitz & Co., represented the
local concern in the deal and Max
Crosby represented the Lebanon con-
cern. While the amount involved in
the transaction was not revealed, II is
the largest scrap iron deal made in
Lebanon in wears
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1916-04-12
Clears Away PimpIes

There is one remedy that seldom fails
to clear away all pimples. black heads
and skin eruptions and that makes the
skin soft, clear and healthy.
Any druggist can supply you with
Zemo, which generally overcomes ali
skin diseases. Acne. eczema, itch
pimples, rashes. black heads in most
cases give way to zemo. FreuuentIv
minor blemishes disappear overnight
itching usually stops instantly Zsmo
is safe, clean, easy to use and depend
able. 1t costs only 25c; an extra large
hottie. sl.OO. It will not stain. is not
for tender, sensitive skins
Zemo. Cleveland
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1916-04-12
ALLEN TO LECTURE

Benjamin r. Allen, chief engineer of
the Harrisburg Foundry and Machine
Works, will deliver an interesting 'ad-
dress this evening TO the members of
Capitol City Council, No. 2, American
Order of Steam Engineers.
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1916-04-12
DYNAMITE FOUND AT FIRE
Special to the Telegraph

Shamokin, Pa. April IL. - In ex.
tinguishing a fire at kufpmont yester.
day firemen found seven sticks o
dynamite in the attic of a double
frame house owned by Michael GoIdis
and occupied by four families, includ.
ing himself Nothing has been seer
of him since the fire. 1t is thought he
deliberately set fire to the building
through an internal machine TO pro.
cure $1,000 insurance on the struc.
ture.
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1916-04-12
(To Be Continued.)
WNR PosT FOR AUTHoR

Washington, April 12. Meredith
Nicholson, of Indianapolis, an author.
virtually has been agreed upon by
President Wilson and Secretary Baker
for appointment as Assistant Secretary
of War.
Mr.. Nicholson is a close friend OF
Mr. Baker and is understood to have
the support OF Vice-President Mar
shall
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1916-04-12
KILLS MANUFACTURERS AND SELF

Conneautville, Pa. April 70. p.
A. McHugh, of Cleveland, owner of a
local factory. shot and killed Francis
NJ. Covell. basket manufacturer here
last night. following quarrel over a
lease, and then committed suicide.
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1916-04-12

to be very careful.
There is one method,
however. that you
need not hesitate to
use, even on a baby's
tender skin-that is,
the resinol treat
ment. Resinol is the
prescription of a
Baltimore d ctor,
put up in the form
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1916-04-12
CALIFORNIA WOMAN MAYOR

Sawtelle. Cal, April 12. - Mrs.
Ellen French Aldrich. formerly of
Dayton. o., will be the first woman
mayor of Sawtelle. At yesterdays
election she received the largest vote
polled By any candidate.
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1916-04-12

She hasn't weakness. And the sturdiest part
of her anatomy is her 34OO +. p. m. engine.
Now there has been lot of talk about 34OO
find some of my prospects comein here little bit
doubtful about 34OO
They have been told by my contemporaries that
an engine turning up 34OO +. p is doomed to
short existence.
That's absurd. Why, there are at least three cars
In America that do 300 +. p. m. or better. Ten
years ago in Europe there were cars that did 1000
r. p. m.
Take the electric fan. 1t does around 4oOo A
turbine reaches about 1900.
Now, the argument set forth against 34OO is the
t"wear and tear on bearings
How ridiculousl
Of course, if we had an old fashioned engine
with heavy iron pistons and arm and hammer type
of connecting rods-then. to be sure. I'd have
little to say.
But, to the contrary, thisis a very ymodern engine.
The pistons are aluminium, which cost whole lot
more, but weigh whole lot less.
Then the connecting rods are much lighter.
That takes lot of weight off the bearings and
permits about 500 r. p. m. more engine speed
That isn't very big increase, know, but it's
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1916-04-12
What to Do For
Itching Skins

Eczema, ringworm and other Itch
ing, burning skin eruptions are so
easily made worse by improper treat
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1916-04-12

just enough to make very foxy. silken affair in
action.
Az, then, too, in travelling 10 miles an hour
her engine speed is only 500 r. p. m. At 20 she
turns up 1000 At 80, 1900. -s.s.a 1,ut
How often do you travel faster than 80?
So unless you want to sink the little button to
the floor board and hold her there all day. your re
not using 3400 T. p m. all the time.
hope none of my friends will swallow whole
any story deriding 34OO.
You know you will always find the largest
number of clubs under the best apple tree in the
orchard.
This car has doubled my sales.
AS Mr.. Post says, There's reason"
One little ride and you will want to pass up
your oh gondola.
Ask me about our service inspection coupons.
They negotiable with all Chalmers dealers every
where This system is an important consideration
in buying your car.
Touring Car Roadster, $1O5O Detroit
Three Passenger Cabroet, $l4OO Detroit
Coors: Touring Car and Roadster, Oriford maroon
with hood to match, Meteor blue with black
hood-Cabriolet, Oriford maroon Valentine green
with hoods to MATCH Meteor blue with black hood.
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1916-04-12
DEALERS:

Ideal Automobile Co., Lebanon, Pa.
York Garage Service Co.. York, Pa.
Snyder & Wingert, Chambersburg, Pa
{. T. Romberger Eizabethvie Pa
y. d. Shatzer Greencastle, Pa.
New Eberhart Garage Geo F. Eberhar Prop Gettysburg Pa
NJ. E. Schlegel Thompsontown Pa
The day book. [volume] (Chicago, Ill.) 1911-1917, 1916-02-01

ParadoxicaI as it may seem, kero-
sene is the best extinguisher known
for fire in baled cotton. Owing to the
fact that the cotton is highly COM
pressed, water will penetrate to a
depth of only an inch or so. Fire
in the baled cotton does not blaze,
but smolders slowly, eating its way
into the bale. Kerosene quickly pen
etrates to the center of the mass,
The day book. [volume] (Chicago, Ill.) 1911-1917, 1916-02-01
BROKER PLUNGES TO DEATH AT
BLACKSTONE HOTEL

Patrons of the Blackstone hotel
were given a grewsome jolt last night
when Edward Ford Johnson, broker,
fell or jumped from window of the
18th floor. The impact when his
body struck a glass canopy over the
main entrance crushed it beyond re-
cognition.
President and Mrs. Wilson were
guests at the hotel and had just en-
tered their suite when Johnson's body
crashed by the window. The execu-.
tive, however, was unaware of the
accident until later.
The day book. [volume] (Chicago, Ill.) 1911-1917, 1916-02-01

Johnson has been i'll for some time.
He left the Rhodes Av. hospital yes
terday morning, attended a matinee
in the afternoon and registered at the
hotel after the show.
Idaho County free press. [volume] (Grangeville, Idaho Territory) 1886-current, 1916-12-21
INCORPORATION MEETING THURS
DAY EVENING.

There will be another incorporation
meeting held at the opera house this
Thursday evening, at eight O'Clock
sharp, to which everybody is invited,
whether you favor incorporation or not
The petition asking for incorporation
having been duly circulated and signed
by about two-thirds of our population
eligible to do SO, this meeting is called
to allow everyone, who has a voice, and
who cares to use it, in helping choose
five names of proper persons to be
presented to the county commissioners,
recommending such for appointment as
Ferdinand s first set of village dads.
We have heard of no particular slate
made up, but you have to 60 some if
you beat the makeup of the following:
Anil Haener, F. M. Becker, f. j. Nau,
j. A. Bushoe, and b. @. Barbor.-Ferdl-
nand Enterprise.
Idaho County free press. [volume] (Grangeville, Idaho Territory) 1886-current, 1916-12-21
Hay Seeds For Confetti.

Weddings in China are arranged by
"go-betweens"-usually the busy old
gossips of the district-who get com.
mission on the amount paid by the
bridegroom to the father of the bride
On the wedding day the bride is clad
in red and carried in Sedan chair
covered with red. Anybody has a
right to turn back the chair curtains
and take a look at her. Her hair is
deliberately oiled. and so all the other
girls throw hayseeds at her, which
stick. On reaching the home of her
husband the bride has to submit to the
candid criticisms of the entire family.
The strange wedding ceremony con-
sistS iii the husband and wife eating
rice from each others bowl OF course
there is feast, but it does not cost
much, for every guest is expected to
contribute something.