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The West Virginian. [volume] (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1914-1974, 1916-04-17
Liver And
BOWEL Laxative
FOR Family USE
"cAscARETs" REGULATE WOMEN,
MEN AND CHILDREN WITH
OUT INJURY.
TAKE WHEN BILIOUS. HEADACHY,
FOR COLDS. BAD BREATH,
SOUR STOMACH.

Instead Of nasty. harsh pills, salts.
castor oil or dangerous calomel. why
don't you keep Cascarets handy IN
your home? Casca-cts act on the liv.
or and thirty feet of bowels so gently
you don't realize you have taken ii ca
thar,ic, but they act thoroughly and
can he depended upon When Il good
liver aud bo%ei cleansing Ia necessary
-tliny move the bile end poison from
the bowels without gripping and sweet.
I'll the stomach. You eat one or two
at night like candy and You wake up
feeling fine, the headache. h~iliousness.
bad breath. coated tongue. sour stOm.
ach. constipation. or had cold disap.
pears. Mothers should give cross.
sick. 10, erish or bilious children q
whole Cascaret any t%imo-they arc
harmless and safe for the little folks.
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NEWS =
GOSSIP szs71EEzs sz22zs s1IzE
BY CHARLES BROOKS SMITH.

llcitor General John Davis and j. BY
ron SickersOn.
Hon. Z. G.. Rider. onr Of tho leading
en- ndidatcs for tho Republican nomina-
lion for Attorney General. has hcc''
here for tho past fnw days. MIR. Rider
is y prominent lawyer Of Sutton. a
viriln and versatile young h~arristCr.
whose many friends here are much in.
inrcstcd In his political aspirations.
lie left Friday with many other Re.
puhltcans 10 attend tho meeting AT
Berkeley Springs.
DR.. Randolph II. McKim. rector Of
the Church of the Epiphany. officia'
led at q very pretty wedding Satur'
day afternoon. which united III mar
riage Miss IIomozclle Mason. OF this
city. and B.. Frank IIorncr. Of Clarks-
burg. The marriage took place at the
Church OF the Epiphany in the pres
cnce OF a few Of the relatives and
intimate friends Of the bride and
groom. among whom were Mrs. Akin
son. wife of Judge George w. Akin.
son: Mrs. A.. D. Hopkins. Miss Louise
Hopkins. Miss Villa Stone. of ClarkS'
DlTEt GtllN "tASG wv iltl = VI SAtLA hIbht -
The bride formerly resided in Clarks.
burg. but for some time has been a
resident OF Washington. where she
has bcen engaged IN literary work.
being ono of the prominent short
Glory writer's in the magazine field,
Mr.. Horner. the son OF the late Mr..
and Mrs. Fred ~EiOrner. Of Clarkshurg,
Is a we'll known young business man
IN IEnuf Virginia and h1C fn2nS
friends both i'll the state and in Wash.
ington. who will hear OF the event
with great pleasure.
A marriage license was issued here
Yesterday to Emilio ]. Matroni. Of
]LynchburE. and Mary S. Ward, of Blue
Jny. w. Va.
Mrs. 4. u. Hopkins and daughter.
Louise. who have spent the past win.
ter at the Beacon. will leave Thurs.
day for West Virginia. They will Wis.
Il friends and relatives ut Fairmont
and Clarksburg before returning TO
parkershurg. where they will be the
guests or Mrs. Joseph aCrlc for - few
days before going to thicr summer
home. Cabin Ridge.
WASHINGTON Apr. 17-Miss Flor.
'ence Levy. the popular and efficient
.Fecretary to Congressman IItttlcpaGe,
.,Eli leave This week for Charleston
whero she will spend the Easter lIol.
iday with relatives.
Mrs. w. y. Burwcli Of Parkersburg.
has arrived in Washington to spend
.~5nveral wCnks with her sister. Mrs.
Hugh NJ. Hileary. Of Connecticut av.
lcnue.
Congressman Sutherland has been
notified by the Pension Bureau that
an increase in pension has been grant.
I'd to John W. Meyers 10 $3.50 a
month.
Congressman Adam Littlepage. who
has been in Charleston to attend the
The West Virginian. [volume] (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1914-1974, 1916-04-17
VBsT NEUTRALITY-SUSPICIOUS. MONDAY EVENING, APREa l7,lsI6s

notSbeetn5unti Il O'clock andsbySthat
tfneit had clearedIup and the sun was
shining brightly. A large number OF
prominent stockmen were present from
all oyer the country. The ininttable
Col. D. L. Perry. Of Columbus. Ohio.
was the auctiopeer. Fifty one head OF
stock was sold realizing $4,000.
Among the purchasers were Mrs. Cath
arine Ilingswo7th. OF Philadelphia: J..
j. o. st. John. OF Xenia. Ohio; G.. F.
Malcomb, OF Bucyrus. Ohio: White
Horse Farms, Paolta. Pa; W. J. Stew
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Art, Brownsville. Pa Richard vaux,
Three Tnns. Pa; D. w. Christ. Union
Pa; Il. w. Bonnell, Youngstown,
Ohio; Ray Ward, Elkins, w. Va; w. r
Spann. Shelbyvine, KY; DR.. Hand,
Demopolis. AL: John. F. Phillips. R. 7.
Manley and Rollo j. conleS, OF Fai:.
mont; Geo. and Benz. Anderson. of
Shinnston; Geo. Nuzum. OF Bridgeport.
". va; Gore Bros. ClarksburG 4. Il.
Kunst. Of Grafton: !, ", Tapp. Of Man
ningtOn; p. G. Sturm. Of Clarkshurg;
K. W Bice. OF Enterprise. and 9. NJ.
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Amos. of FSirmontI m Dempsey e
Westerville, was sales manager aud
Isaac McIntire and8SEK, Jacobs we're
clerks. The average sale price
stock one year old and under Wa
S74.sS and over n yea= OF age
a large number Of democratic AN
didrates and politicians were fn4toTp
on Friday greeting their. friends and.
from nov on until the primarytitlo6ksl
like there would be a lively scrap
among the untcrrlfed for places on
the ticket.
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es:" thence parallel with Adams
Street, and in a n0rtheasterly direc.
ton / foot 6 inches to a point; thence
parallel with Monroe Street, and in a
s~outheasterly direction is feet II inch.
es TO a point; thence parallel with AID.
ans Street. and in a southwesterly dt'
rection ] foot 8 inches To a point IN
the fourth described limo Of parcel No.
l; thence parallel with Monroe Street
in a northwestcrly direction, and with
the fourth described line Of parcel
No. /, Is feet IL inches 10 The begin.
ming.
And the other thereof bounded and
described az follows. :o'wit: Begin.
ming at the terminating corner as de.
termineh by the four;l; Described line
of parcel No. i, which In "lhHuce par
allel with Monroe Street, and in =
southeaslerly direction ~ feet s inch.
es:" thence with the fourth line OF
parcel No. I parallel to Monroe Street,
and a northwesterly direction PC feet
6 inches TO a point in said line: thence
parallel with Adams Street, and in q
northeasterly direction l foot and S
inches to a point: thence parallel with
| Monroe Street. and in a soutlleasterly
direction % feet 6 inches TO a point
in the fifth described line Of parcel
No. !; thence parallel with Adams
! Street, nad in n Southwesterly dtrec'
tior, with said line | foot 6 inches 10
the beginning corner.
Together with the buildings thereon
situate and the easements. rights and
estates thereunto belonging, as well
also az the banking fixtures and turni-
ture situated in and upon the said
premises. belonging 10 and owned by
said Bank.
Excepting. however. that the said
The First National Bank OF Fairmont
shall not, nor shall Its successors or
assigns. at any time erect or build or
cause to he erected or built or main
tain, any structure or building within
a distance of eight feet Of the divis-
lon limo between the property now
owned by said Thomas w. Fleming
and said Bank.
Which said lands included within
the first above described boundaries
were granted to the said The First
National Bank of Fairmont by various
deeds OF conveyance as follows:
Parcel One. BY Barton Bean and
wife by deed bearing date March Z.
1874, OF record in the office Of the
Clerk OF the County Court Of said Ma
rion County, in Deed Book No. 90.
page 43s.
Parcel Two. BY William Ridgley
and wife by deed bearing date March
%. 1874, OF record in said Clerks Of
ace In Deed Book No. %, page Alb.
Parcel Three. BY Joseph E. S@Sls
and wife by deed bearing 6Ac Sep
TENDER 20. 1892. OF record in said
Clerks Office in Deed Book No. SO,
page 3s6.
Parcel Four. BY Harriet ]. Reed
and husband by deed bearing date
October !. 1899, Of record IN said
Clerks Office in Deed Book No. So,
page t0S.
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Pursuant to the power and author.
ity vested in the Liquidating Commit
tee OF the First National Bank Of Fair
mont. a banking corporation, the I'M
d%ersigned. Walton Miller, NJ. L.. Hutch
tnson and E. c. Frame, constituting
said Liquidating Committee, will OFFER
for sale, to the highest bidder at pub
lie auction. at the front door Of the
Court House Of Marion County, In tHo
City Of Fairmont. State Of West Vir-
ginia, on the list day OF March,
1915, at two O'Clock in the afternoon
of said day subject to the conditions,
stipulations, agreements and restrtc-
lions contained in the several deeds OF
conveyance 10 which reference Is
hereafter made.
/. All that certain lot or parcel OF
real estate belonging to the said The
First National Bank of Fairmont,
fronting on Adams (sometimes called
Main) Street, in the City OF Fairmont.
County OF Marion and State OF West
Virginia, bounded and described as
follows: Beginning on Adams Street
at the corner Of lot of Thomas w.
Fleming, thence with said Adams
Street, and in a northeasterly direc.
ton, a distance OF rs feet to Z of
Thomas F. Hall; thence parallel with
Monroe Street. in a southeasterly di-
rectiou, and with line OF said Hall a
distance of 81 feet 6 inches: thence
parallel to Adams Street. and In .
southwesterly direction. a distance of
/ feet 8 inches: thence parallel with
Monroe Street. and in a southeasterlg
direction, a distance OF so feet 6
inches; thence parallel with Adams
Street, and in a northeasterly dtrec-
ton, a distance Of 2S feet l inch to
a point in the line OF Lot No. 81;
thence parallel with Monroe Street,
and In a s~outheasterly direction, with
the line Of Lots Nos 8 and I. 4 dis
lance OF SO feet to Hull Alley; thence
with the line OF Hull Alley. and in a
s~outheasterly direction, a distance of
26 feet to corner Of NJ. P. Church lot:
thence with said Church lot line, par
allel to Monroe Street, and in a
northwesterly direction. a distance OF
SO feet 6 inches; thence with said
Church lot line, parallel to Adams
Street, and in a southeasterly direc.
ton, 81 feet s inches to . point in the
line OF Thomas W. Fleming; thence
with the line Of Thomas w. Fleming.
parallel to Monroe Street. and in a
northwesterly direction, SO feet 6
inches to the beginning.
Q. Also all the right. title, interest
and estate Of said The First National
Bank Of Fatrmont IN and to the fol-
lowing described parcels OF land ad-
Joining that h%ereinahove described.
that is to say:
one thereof bounded and described
az, follows, to-wit: Beginning at 4 point
IA the fourth described line Of the
above mentioned property, which said
point Is 8 feet 3 inches distant from.
and southeast OF the corner. as deter
mined by the third course given in
the said description, which Is thence
parallel with Adams Street, and in a
n~orthessterly direction ! foot 5 inch
Sale of the above described
of the same Mace and time a
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wife by Decd hearing date August 49,
1897, OF record in said Clerks Office
In Deed Book No. so, page l2l
Parcel Six. BY Trustees NJ.
Church by deed bearing date, Oetohef
81. 1911. OF record in said CLERKS VI
fce in Deed Book No. 179. page al.
TO all which deeds reference 10 here
specifically mado for a more detailed
description OF the said several pefs
cells 60 conveyed 10 and owned by said
Bank and all the rights, privileges;
easements and restrictions therein
contained.
Reference Is also here specifically
made to the deed OF The First Nation
al Bank OF Fairmont to Harriet rs
Reed, bearing date December 8, 1903
OF record in said Clerks Ohtess an
Deed Book No. 1873, page 442 n 10
the agreement made and executed be-
tween Thomas F. Hall and John
Baker bearing date April 5. 1897 gos
record III said Clerks Office INDEED
Book No. 70. page l04.
The said real estate will be ofeEed
for sale, as a whole. then in Two
separate parcels, that portion oh
which is located the residence TO
stitute one parcel, and that porttonEen
which is located the Banking HOUSE
together with the residue OF BatdSreat
estate Immediately in the rear % the
Thomas F. Hail property and extend
ing hack to Hull Alley 10 constttute
the other parcel. and the 4r1esehAl
be sold in the manner whtchashallEpe
deemed by said Liquidating Commit
tee to be most advantageous.
The Committee reserves IA srtghs
to reject any or all bids
TERMS OF SALE.
one.thlrd Of the purchase money u
cash on the day OF sale, sonetth4r9
thereof, with interest. In one year
and the residue thereof with dnterest
In two years. from the day Sofaaalet
the purchaser or, purchaBerBStose
cute and deliver to the 9undeHatgneh
his or their notes for the said DE-
ferred payments, bearing date onathe
day Of sale, payable to WaltonFMilleEs
N. l.. Hutchinson and e. sCsEEama
constituting said Liquidating Commlt
tee, In one and two years respecttyelyS
from date, with interest on each
thereof from date, and q lienSorEltens
will be retained in the deedsorsdeeds
for said real estate from The Etfst
National Bank Of FaIrmont to the
purchaser or purchasers thereuSEuppn
the real estate by such deedsorSdeede
conveyed. to secure the payment %
the deferred purchase money obligse
tons for the same with interest.
a diagram OF said propertyAB 81
tached 10. and inserted with, this mo-
tice as part Of tho same.
Dated this 2sth day of Januat7s
1915.
WALTON MILLER,
NJ r. HuTCHINSoNs
The West Virginian. [volume] (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1914-1974, 1916-04-17

WASHINGTON, D. G., April H.
More than 400 delegates to the twen'
ty.hfth national convention of inc D.
A. r. have arrived and for the past
two days Continental Hall has heen
given over to the registration OF the
delegates. With the announcement o.
the program Saturday. everything is
IN readiness for the opening session
at Continental Hall on Monday morn
ing. While this years session Is NOT
as important as that OF 1915. when the
election of a president general ami
other high officers furnished intense
interest, the daughters never lack
matters for exciting discussions. e
eral %factional Conferences of opinion"
are to be thrashed out at this time
and quite a constcst is looked for be-
tween the Story and Guernsey factions
for the election OF a corresponding
secretary general. ten vice presidents
general, one honorary Vico president
general and an editor for the maya
zine,s from which post Miss Natalie
Lincoln. resigned several months ago
after her report on tho publication had
been rejected.
Mrs. William IIaimes Smith. n Of
the vice presidents OF the organlza'
Ntion, is expected here today. and Mrs.
hilbert l.. Watson. Of the James
Wood chapter, at Petersburg. has
been in the city for the past few days.
Other West Virginia women are en-
pected to arrive before the Monday
morning sessions.
IL was stated mere On cAEelIcH' az
lthority today that Mrs. Story Is de-
termined to retire from office as pres
ident general at the close Of thn pres
ent term anG unner no cITcnu,s" ~
VIZ De canuloate lor LeeleStI"", :.
2Mr2s authority states tnat shc mas nS
etnaii!ate 70 succeed heLsell' NV
saat .la Is opposeu 10 "nS HIst rnr
the otice'
j. B. Fct2 - Tho has been the guest
of friei IS .%al!ngLon for the past
Keyset.
-
Mrs NJ. NJ. ;ealv and small
dS;Irhter, Cortnnc, arrived here yes.
tsEdsy and Will sncnd spmc time with
conSTessman SeeIy Al Congress Hall.
-
congressman Seelv has been mott.
6sd hy the pension bureau that an
increase in pension has been granted
~ s so So3, = month He has also been
Totised mat the Uouse committee on
invalid Pensions has acted favorably
unon hills which have been introdu.
ced Inv MI Neely IN favor OF Thomas
A. WerriHeld. of Fairmont, s24 ner
-nntb. Mrs Rhoda yiilers. Hundred,
SON. Wrnndman 8. Sample, Fairmont,
Sb0. He has also introduced III the
Enrsa the toliowing Hills, ali provid.
inp for Increase in nensions: For
CSntain Charles f Watts, Of Fair.
mont Allie NJ. Kirkwood, or Chester,
ana ,John M. Milan. Of Warrington,
-
E1ovd Rtrshar, chairman Of tho
naraocrotic comn,tttee ~ Tew,,s conn.
l+vS nos bccr n h,,siness vIsitor in
W. n invtnn for he nast few DAYS.
ARE poher, r'.rruther. lefSords ~
rLariaston ;s Laro FIR q .bort visit
Iitb heT narsn,s Mr. and Mrs Cooner
ntfpeinopt straa, Mr. sTorde snent
thS TosI.arJ IN ashing,on and vii
rat,rr IL Oh r,eston tSn,orrow Mr.
anS Mrs 1oTordN ,Tero r,osts ~ hon
aaat 'nn ,s,SSJ Two, to.,
ersr;nr hn ~ Ief re sistcr Nirr
TIis;,s snHh ~ ~
- ~
r,on cho,,r oh,t-.r =;
~ Ianooo.n,ta etnta ~ n nT : a ~
Sae, Lare ~ sevorai "a ns NJ Sb,~er
Ne bssS na~rtictnatirs Is i've comfcr
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The President has rcpi;nd TO Cos
gresham %I.ittlcpaEc's invitation, in.
which lie was asked 10 stop off at Hunt
InEton. ". Va. en- route 10 Cincinnati,
where he IS scheduled TO make an al.
dress on July Goth. saying that July is
lno far ahead to announce am% definite
plans for his itincracy. The STATE
Gfdcons arc in session ~ huntington
nj that time. and Congressman Little
page was particularly DESTROYS of se.
curing a stop.off from the Presidential
party. The note from President stated
that all MANS. ever Of the date OF the
speech in Cincinnati. we're tentative
nj this time. and subject to probable
changes due TO the trouble in Mexico.
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congressman Edward &. Cooper has
announced that lc has recommended
tile appointment Of Richard Lee Glib
son. of Anderson for alternate to Wal.
ter Cresy. of BramweII who Is ;Ia ap'
p%ointee for Annapolis.
The West Virginian. [volume] (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1914-1974, 1916-04-17

George W. Johnson. prominent at
Of Parkcrshurg. and one of the
Democratic politicians Of the
Is al the Raleigh today for a
stay.
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Charles S. Lively. postmaster Of
Weston. and former secretary to Con.
gressman Neeley has been a visitor
in the Capital this week.
The West Virginian. [volume] (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1914-1974, 1916-04-17

Solicitor General John W. Davis
was the guest Of honor at a luncheon
given at the Cosmos Club this week by
Jesse y. Adkins. assistant TO the At.
torney General. the occasion being the
forty.third anniversary nj Mr.. Davis.
II was also the thirty.scventh birth
day OF the host. Mr.. Davis received
the Fluctuations of the members of the
Supreme Court and his colleagues Of
the Department OF Justice.
The West Virginian. [volume] (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1914-1974, 1916-04-17

Congressman and Mrs. Edward Coop
er spent yesterday in Baltimore where
they attended the Billy Sunday meet
iugs and spent the remainder Of the
day with friends.
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Congressman Adam Littlepage. who
has been in Charleston to attend the
The West Virginian. [volume] (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1914-1974, 1916-04-17

Lloyd Rinehart. chairman Of tho
Democratic committee OF Lewis coun'
'tyE has been a business visitor in
Washington for the past few days.
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Mrs. Robert Carruthers Jef!ords. OF
Charleston, is here for a short visit
with her parents, Mr.. and Mrs. Cooper
of Belmont street. Mr.. Jeffords spent
the weekend in washington, and will
return to Charleston tomorrow. MIR.
and Mrs. Jeffords were guests OF hon
or at r'iarge bridge carly given la&t
evening by the lat-5rs sister, Mrs,
linus Smith.
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W. F. Baldwin Of Wheeling, W. Va.
has convinced President Wilson that
instead Of sending counterfeit gold
coin by express orfm Wheeling on n
certain day in 1914. he was attend
ing church services at Altoona. Pa.
and the President deemed the alihi
sufficient proof on which to issue a
pardon this week. baldwin has boon
serving q threc.year sentence in the
M%oundsvillc ~ponitcntiary and in his
application for pardon forwarded TO
tho President an affidavit by an .Alto0.
ma priest certifying to his defense.
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Congressman Sutherland has been
notified By the Pension Bureau that
an increase in pension has heen grant.
I'd to John W. Meyers TO $3.50 a
month.
Deming graphic. (Deming, N.M.) 1903-1948, 1916-04-28
1. + + + + 4. 4. 4. I. 1. + 4. 4. + 4. 1. !.
CAPITOL DOME .

+ ]. + + + y y. \ + Il =. j. Il + y + + !.
Sunday school was well attended
this week, u good Easter program
being given by the children.
Mr.. and Mrs. Tom Farmer spent
Sunday with J. A. Gains and family.
The Osbons aud J. W. Bryant
motored to Columbus Sunday.
ID. n. Gains and family spent East.
or with Ed Bell.
Geo. Bell, Allen Hoskins, Frank
lfuxtable and Rea Farmer spent
Sunday in the curtains.
c. W. Hoskins came out from town
for Sunday. lie returned to Dem
ing Monday to resume his duties as
a jnor.
There will be ball game be-
tween the married and the single
men on the 18th of May at the Can
trell Ball Park.
The regular meeting of the Farm
er's will be held at Hondale Satur-
day.
Miss Elizabeth Bell and mother
spent Thursday of last week with
Mrs. Hodon and mother.
The Mothre's Club held their reg
ular meeting Thursday with Mrs.
Crotchett. Nice refreshments were
served to large number of members. |
Mr.. Dexter had the misfortune to
have rib broken at the ball game
asst Saturday.
II. j. HamoB and M. Mcleod of
Silver City were in Deming Sunday.
W. J. PAIL Of Santa Rita was in
)ering over Sunday.
Deming graphic. (Deming, N.M.) 1903-1948, 1916-04-28
lola ITEMS

u
DIR. NJ. Hollinshead and Joe +.
Porcher are employed in Columbus
and find the life exceedingly interest
ing.
Mrs. Porcher, Mrs. Greenway, the
Misses Porcher and Farrow anu
Master Frank Porcher all reported n
enjoyable time at the Mountainview
entertainment.
The mail carrier is under obliga-
tions 10 Miss r. Coffin the teacher,
and the children of the Hondale
school last Friday afternoon.
Mr.. and Mrs. Ariel arrived from
a trip to California last Wednesday.
Little Isabelle and Roger van
Brnmer came with their mamma TO
spend Ester with Mrs. Danse.
Mr.. and Mrs. C. Strickland mot
ored out from Deming to call on Mr..
Danse Sunday.
Mrs. Elsie Crotchett Maisel, our
teacher gave the children a very de-
liehtfal time last Friday afternoon.
She made them happy with Bannies,
little Chicks, and all kinds Of cand,
Deming graphic. (Deming, N.M.) 1903-1948, 1916-04-28

Whsn . republican luncheon Il siv-
en- to gentlemsn, be 10 expected tc
leave his ball moose hitohed outside.
Col. Bryan has not volunteered to
20 donw and teach Villa the practic-
al benefits Of a policy of unresist-
ance.
The season has at last far enough
progressed to be regarded as blizzard
proof.
In his notable career as u philan-
tphropist John d. has given away
almost everything except gasoline.
In saying that heroic mood is de-
manded Col. Roosevelt cannot intend
to imply that a vote for him will he
an especial test of courage.
Roosevelt's remarks sound as il he
were already at work on a platform
for the Chicago convention.
Henry Ford's assertion that he is
not a candidate is regarded by his
friends as another of those jokes.
Most of the progressive criticisms
We see of Woodrow Wilson's policies
seem to b based on the undeniably
strong point that he never discovered
any new birds.
Almost every note we get from Ber-
lin seems To he u promissory more.
1T. ". discusses Wilson's Mexican
Policy" says headline. Find the
'uperflous syllable.
Even now and then you see mar
wicd man who gives you the impress
,ion that she must have been either
.ouscd or doped when she coppcd him
out.
The revelation lint Hon. Charlie
Chaplin is an Fnclishman j. likely to
.reaie mar" "ro. f"rmans IN Thu
'ounirv than all tho hyphenated pro
a"ardr
u e. certainly To he honcd thai
Dad FISHER new vaudeville stunt
III draw better than Bnd does.
London I.ndgc who rules that polk
~ j. "ame of chance never SIT
'''''h some of the fellows we've play
II with
Married ncr of Rriinin who object
con~cripiion mich' naranhra-e the
""A mako - ~ didn't raise
Wife ~ ho Widow"
- Rno>nvcli promises Con the
~'anhani some ron"h riding hut the
'""h'"' mnv Ike lint now.
Holland and Grnocc End that the
'-'a"ash;n Of warrino nation /.
bout % hrr,lonsopc as is crm'tv.
Panrr and ink arc also goinc mn.
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'"is doesn't seem 10 mind il
Va man ever atiains snch high
position hut some one will call him
down.