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Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1916-11-24
AS 70 Golf.

It was the Office of the great sport
ing newspaper, and the golf editor was
taking a brief holiday. In his abb
sence the inquiries from readers
which; the gOlfng man answered
through his correspondence columns
were handed to the racing editor.
(Which is the better course" wrote
an ardent follower of the royal and
ancient game, ito fuzzle ones putt or
to fetter on the tee?"
The turf man tilted back his chair
and smoked five cigarettes before tax
ing his pen in hand. Then, when he
had come to decision on the weighty
problem, he wrote as follows:
SHOULD a player snaggle his iron, it
is permissible for him to fuzzle his
putt; but a better plan would be to
drop his guppy into the pringle and
snoodle it out1with niblick."
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1916-11-24

use.
understand their actions in terms of
our own maturer motives and values.
Or rather, there is generally no at
tempt to understand at all, merely q
measuring and criticizing on the as
sumption that their reasons" for do
ing things are similar to our own.
The child does this and that to begin
with just because he has the impulse
to move, to work his muscles. When
he is able 90 handle materials with
some precision he will make new COM
binations and arrangements for no
earthly purpose whatever. There is
satisfaction in the doing, as there is
satisfaction in play, or in eating; but
there is liz calculation that leads to
the adoption OF means for gaining the
satisfaction. In time, however, the
girls and boys fearn to select what they
will do. they will do one thing be-
cause they know they will like the re-
suits; they will do another thing De
cause it brings them some recognition
or some fiaterial reward. But always
there viii. be impulses to try something
new, something that may have happy
ending, OF. something that may have an
unhappy ending, hut the impulse is
related ID the trying, to the continuing,
to the doing, and not to the possible
rewards of punishments. When the
child does something that is out of the
ordinary we are not to look for pos
sible irveEtiveness, that may in time
be turned to gcohUse.
So much of what grown-up people
do every day is related to getting GER
tain rewards that we are in danger IF
overlooking the fact that we would do
quite otherwise if we were entirely
free. And we overlook the fact that
some of the best work we orr
selves accomplish is quite devoid or
any motive" or material reward. Thus
we ger into the habit of interpreting
all conduct, including the children's, In
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1916-11-24
OF INTEREST TO MOTHERS

The cost Of food today is a serious
matter TO all of you. To cut down
your food bills and at the same time
improve the health of your family,
serve them SINNERS Macaroni and
Spaghetti two or three times per week.
Children love it and thrive on it. 1t
is the best possible food for adults.
Write the Skinner Mfg. Co., Omaha,
Nebr., for beautiful cook book telling
how to serve it in a hundred ways.
it's free to every mother.-Adv.
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1916-11-24
HADN'T BORED GLADSTONE
Statesman, in Fact, Thoroughly En-
joyed Himself While "Heavy"
Recitation Was Rendered.

Sir Charles Wyndham, the actor, was
once asked to exploit certain rec1ter
and gave an sat home" for the pur-
pose. at which Gladstone was present.
1t was a terribly hot afternoon, and
the reciter announced that he would
give Elaine" by Lord Tennyson.
After the recital Sir Charles went
TO Gladstone and said, I'm afraid
you've had trying time with all this
heat?"
mot at ALL" was the reply. Il have
had charming afternoon. l thank
YOU for asking me, and now as l am
unite refreshed | can run back to the
house."
Sir Charles was elated, for the rath-
or heavy elaine" had been a success
after all. He rushed to the stage,
where he found his guests waiting for
him and for tea.
"What have we done to you" they
cried. ito give US Elaine on day like
this? Surely there was something
lighter to choose"
Fighter" echoed Sir Charles.
"That's the trouble with you society
people-you're all so frivolous. | gave
Won q classic treat. Why, Gladstone
has lust told me he had delightful
afternoon"
"0f course he had" was the rejoin-
der, ''for he was asleep all the time"
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1916-11-24

gave him the Discovery and it cured
him also. After the baby came was
miserable. l would have pains and
headaches. / took medicines but got
no relief. Finally, began taking 'Fa-
vorite Prescription and in the next
month I was all right-felt fine, and
have been well ever since."--MRS.
ANNA TELLER, 54S 10th Ave.. North.
--Adv.
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1916-11-24
A Protest.

what I want" said the restless per-
son, 'is an eight-hour day."
"Why, you don't do more than two
or three hours actual work any day"
THAT'S the trouble. If / don't get
occupation enough to consume more
time. it'll soon begin TO look as if
they didn't need me at all"
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1916-11-24

st. Louis has one factory which viii
this year consume 1OO,C00,0OO feet Of
lumber.
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1916-11-24
StOu the Pain.

The hurt of a burn or cut stops when
Coles Carbolisalve is applied. 1t heals
quickly without scars 25c and SOC by
all druggists. For free sample write The
]. w. Cole Co, Rockford, ul.-Adv.
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1916-11-24
Good temper oils the wheels of life

DR.. Pierce's Pellets are best for liver,
bowels and stomach. One little Pellet for
a laxative-three for cathartic.-Adv.
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1916-11-24

The Conebo, Shippo, Cocoamo and
Yahua tribes of Amazon Indians are
still wearing clothes Of grass.
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1916-11-24

foreign-born students of their sex in
Paris.
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1916-11-24

Nothing takes the starch out of a
stuckup girl like an unexpected kiss.
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1916-11-24

Russians are to colonize in South
America.
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1916-11-24

The temperature of southern Aus
tralia varies not more than 20 degrees
during the year.
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1916-11-24
DON'T LOSE YOUR HAIR
Prevent It by Using cuticura Soap and
Ointment. Trial Free.

If your scalp is irritated, itching and
burning and your hair dry and falling
out in handfuls try the following treat
ment: touch spots of dandruff and
itching with Cuticura Ointment and
follow with hot shampoo of Cuticura
Soap. Absolutely nothing better.
Free sample each by mail with Book.
Address postcard, Cuticura, Dept. l.,
Boston. Sold everywhere.-AdV.
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1916-11-24
MOTHERS
Grand Rapids, VISIT am a gree

u lClSC = III = "
cines. When in n
d lie a { e condi-
ton, / had ecze-
ma very bad. I
took Golden Med
zeal Discovery
and it cured me-
and / have never
had any trace OF
1t since. When my
b a b Y came he's
woS broken ont Y
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1916-11-24
Appropriate Exclamation.

81 She-Just look That church up
the street is on fire!
He-HOly smoke!
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1916-11-24

Luxembourg has an area of 1000
square miles.
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1916-11-24
Tired of 1t.

Don't you enjoy her repartee?"
"Well, I've heard her repertoire. ~
Courier Journal.
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1916-11-24
Had Inside knowledge.

Fiance-And will Bobby be sorry
when l marry his sister?
BObby-Yes, will, cause l like you.
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1916-11-24

London, England, can spare no more
firemen for the army.
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1916-11-24
issiisaiai7-7s=aii'l7lias7 iia'l''-7 i-'=i'7
Mystery.

Mystery.
"What did Rastus git married forT
"Lawd only knows, chile. He keeps
right on workin'."
Mineral Point tribune. (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1869-1938, 1916-12-14
IF You Must Swear, Write IT,"

A little printed card reading'If You
Must Swear. Please Put 1t in Writing. "
has effectiAly eliminated profanity
from the twelve army Young Men 5
Christian Association buildings in the
three camps of troops at I'll Paso, Tex,
Camps Pershing, Stewart and Gotten.
As rule, the soldiers who crowd the
association certers refrain from
swearing, but some men, who have the
habit of using profanity indiscrimi
nately and unconsciously, forget them
selves. When this occurs, a secretary
or some soldier quietly passes one of
the cards and the hint usually works.
Sometimes it is necessary to back up
the card by the presentation of paper
and pencil. which never fails to bring
about the desired result.
Mineral Point tribune. (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1869-1938, 1916-12-14
EARNINGS ON FARM GREATER.

An interesting study has been made
by the farm demonstration service of
the department Of agriculture for the
purpose of ascertsining the compare
tive income of farmers and those en-
gagged in industrial pursuits. This
study was made in the case of 4, 400
farms, number sufficiently large to
obtain somewhat accurate average.
1t seems that the average farm fam
lily makes approximately as much for
its labor as the average industrial fam
lily, but owing to the lower cost Of liv-
ing on the farm and to the Interest
earned by the farm investment, the
average farm family occupies much
more secure economic position than
does the average city family. This
statement refers to averages, and it
should be remembered that a great
many farmers fall far below those
averages, while others rise far above
them.
Mineral Point tribune. (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1869-1938, 1916-12-14
AFTER FIVE YEARS
Mineral Point Testimony Remains IN
shaken.

Time is the best test of truth. Here
is Mineral Point story that has stood
the test Of time. 1t is a story with a
point which will come straight home to
many of us.
F. Whalen, State & Front sts., Min
eral Point, says: II suffered from
kidney trouble and rheumatic pains for
eight or ten years. had dull, drag
cling sort of pain in the small of my
back. The kidney secretions were un-
natural and sometimes had too fire.
quent desire to pass them. | had to
get up often during the night. Doan's
Kidney Pills. gave me great relief. -
OVER FIVE YEARS LATER Mr..
Whalen said; 81 would not be where |
couldn't get Doan's Kidney Pills, for
love or money. They always benefit
me. !"
Price so cents. at all dealers. Don't
simply ask for a kidney remedy-get
Doan's Kidney Pills-the same that
Mr.. Whalen has twice publicly recon-
mended. Fostert- Milburn Co., Props.
Buffalo. N. Y.
Mineral Point tribune. (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1869-1938, 1916-12-14

TIE idea has been advanced that the
man who refuses TO buy something he
needs because the price is too high in
jures only himself That is not the
right view. There are few things
that one cannot DO without at a pinch;
and when one refuses to buy it because
the price is oxorbitant he makes the
only effective and lawful protest that
he is able to make against an injustice.
One cannot do much by himself, but
the biggest army in the world is only a
collection Of individuals working to the
same end. -Wausau Record Herald.
Mineral Point tribune. (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1869-1938, 1916-12-14

Every man or woman who appears
before a legislative committee this
year, either for or against the pass
age of any bill before the legislature,
will he compelled to register as lobby
list. That has been the custom.
According to the government crop
report the farmers of Wisconsin have
raised 1900, 900 bushels of potatoes
this year, which are worth $50. 900. 600
against 26,000,000 bushei last year,
which sold on the market for only S10,-
200, 900.
The commission form of govern
ment is in effect in eighty-one of the
204 cities of the county Of over 80,
inhabitants. Civil service regulations
are applied to the appointment of
policemen in l22 such cities, including
all those of more than 300, 900 inhabi-
tants.
- am not much of mathemati-
clan, says the cigarette, ''but | can
add to a mans nervous troubles; ! can
subtract from his physical energy;
can multiply his aches aud pains; | can
divide his mental powers; | can take
interest from his work; and discount
his chance for success.
The present system of building
county highways by piecemeal with all
kinds of material is likely to be COM
pletely changed in the future, if we
can judge by the action of the recent
county boards throughout the state,
The federal aid held out To states for
more permanent roads is prompting
several of the counties to lay out trunk
lines of expensive construction that
will first be built.
Mineral Point tribune. (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1869-1938, 1916-12-14
STAR OF PEACE In WAR ZONE.

Latest announcement from war raw
ished Europe is the effect that Germany
suggests that 1.-THE most terrific war in
the worlds history" be stopped.
Germany's terms of peace-Restora-
ton of Belgium, Evacuation of France,
Free Poland and Lithuania, and Serbia
to Austria, Restoration to Germany Of
all her colonial possessions in Africa,
in other parts Of the glode, etc.
The etcetras are strung out to such an
extent that it is considered doubtful if
the allies will acquiesce.
Mineral Point tribune. (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1869-1938, 1916-12-14

practically the same for both years.
There is an increased tendency for the
smaller sizes to be used in domestic
trade, thus cutting down the amount
available for steam supply. The in
dcations point to the gradual diminu-
ton of anthracite as a power plant
fuel and better provision made to burn
satisfactorily a bituminous fuel.
Mineral Point tribune. (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1869-1938, 1916-12-14

Tue new state budget, prepared I'M
der the direction Of the state board of
public affairs, probably will be ready
for distribution 20 members of the next
legislature about Dec IS, which is in
line with the effort to acquaint mem
bers with the financial problems of the
state before they arrive in Madison.
The actual running expenses Of the
different departments for the past two
years will be shown, with the amounts
expended for buildings and permanent
improvements. There will be coll
umn. which will show, also, the recon-
mendations of heads of departments OF
needs for the next two years. In the
preparation Of this budget and the re-
auctions Of expenditures wherever it
was possible there has been the best
cooperation on the part of state Off
cials.
Mineral Point tribune. (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1869-1938, 1916-12-14
Special
Attention
HATS REMODELED

Special attention will
be given to people wish
ing hats remodeled. If
you have a fur hat to be
fixed or any any kind,
bring it in and Miss Jeuck
will make it up right.
Don't forget the place
for Fine Millinery and
Art Needlework mater.
ials. Crochet Threads
and Crochet Books 10c
and 25c.
Mineral Point tribune. (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1869-1938, 1916-12-14
ANTHRACITE COAL.

Tie report of the United States geo
logical survey shows that during 1916
approximately 800 600 gross tons Of
anthracite coal were produced, as
against 81 ,0oo, 900 N 1914. The aver
age value at ta4 mines vas s. g. being
Mineral Point tribune. (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1869-1938, 1916-12-14

On Jan the Republican presiden-
tial electors will meet in the governor S
reception room at the capitol and cast
Wisconsin's vote for Charles Evans
Hughes for president and Charles
Warren Fairbanks for vice president.
Mineral Point tribune. (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1869-1938, 1916-12-14
Hemo Is More
Than Matted Milk

Do you suffer from indigestion,
sleeplessness or nervousness?
Do you feel distressed after cat
ing or weak upon arising in the
morning?
HEMO, a palatable food drink,
has helped to supply energy, to build
health for thousands and will do the
same for you.
Makes a delicious food drink by
simply adding water.
We suggest that you try a soc
package with our guarantee OF
abstraction.
PRIDEAUX & BLISS
Mineral Point tribune. (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1869-1938, 1916-12-14

EVERYBODY knows or ought to know
that Wisconsin is the leading dairy
state in the union. But do you know
that the total value of all dairy pro-
ducts in Wisconsin amounts to $40, 000,
900 more than all the gold mined in
California, Nevada, Colorado and Alas
ka? The total output of butter and
cheese amounted in 1915 to 500. 1000, 900.
Mineral Point tribune. (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1869-1938, 1916-12-14

CONG to be something doing in Con-
gress this winter. Capital and labor
are star ing on a fight for more equit-
able returns from the general prosper
ity Of the nation Labor leaders are
determined to get more pay for the
millions, and the industrial captains are
equally determined that they shall not,
and that labor shall remain subser-
Want.
Mineral Point tribune. (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1869-1938, 1916-12-14

QUIT buying high priced stuff and the
cost Of living will come down. Econ
omy is the strongest weapon the house
wife has TO WELD Open boycott on
butter, eggs ana few such articles
that are soaring, formed in many com
munities, will surely make prices tum-
BILE. The SPECTATORS in food products
will then seek cover and supply and de-
mand win then take care of the situa-
ton.
Mineral Point tribune. (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1869-1938, 1916-12-14

THE attorney general advised District
Attorney c. a. Markham of Beaver
Dam that any elector of a county may
file information against county Of
ficer-ele for failure to comply with
the corrupt practices law regarding the
filing of statements of campaign ex-
penses and that upon conviction Of the
person informed against, the Office be
comes vacant and must be filled in ac-
cordanee with the provisions OF the
statutes.
Mineral Point tribune. (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1869-1938, 1916-12-14
g. KUELLING
Notice to Prove VIII and Notice 10
Creditors.
c,TATF OF WISCONSIN-IOWA COUNTY
- CnT-RT-I% PROBATE.

- COURI-lN fhObAAL'
In re estate of John Prossor, deceased. -,
Notirs il hereby given that At the speelai
term Of said court e Be held q tee e1 4Pa House
in the eity 81 Dodgeville. county OF lows; alla ~
stafe Of Wisconsin there will be beard beard aRa
considered. the application q bi az Wiili
Hutrhison to admit to probate thS 49, =, ~ IL
and Testament OF John Prossor. late OF W lIs
city Of Mineral Point in SAG county, Faeat asee
Not;sa II bareby further given. that - ~
regular term or said court e ee hel y Il a saa
Court House, on the Isl ! lesa ,l,,s la-a9 and
A n 1917 there wll be heard. eonsl1sIeur an
,dinsted ali claims against sAia 'ohn
Prossor, deceased. 80 ,;,-sn thst
al - efainos for nomination ana alio* snee
must be presented e said COUNTY e9nri - s IA
court house in the city oi ~ is,b a,s N
county and state. on or oeiote eHo A'A "'' =
Nav 4. ID. 1917. or be barred,
Dated December IL. 1916
nv order of the Court. -.
ATDRO jerks. County Judge
4. 3 Reynolds Attorney
The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1916-05-20

This exclusive Of the Goodwill Prestige and Public Confidence that flows
be
to
ande oya Employee OF the B. T. Goodrich Co.
t concerns YOU first of all as @ that equdealng Shaighthinbng
and PAYS,-even Coin of the Realm
concerns and the Sen and Daughter Of each Parent vivid
which
'Expediency' needless,
concerns the Consumer the Delrin Rubber Goods because he hqo
in
Time
involved
thing Empto Get the Buyer beware)
The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1916-05-20
t"n UT,-does this Policy of Business Integrity
NR pay, IN Dollars and Cents" the Cync may
y inquire

"T UT,-does this Policy of Business Integrity
SEG pay, IN Dollars and Cents"' the Cynic may
From even that cod-booded standpoint we may
answer Ito the growing youth of this country YES =
it HAS paid even in material Success
Witness the Goodrich growth from a very small
acorn indeed to the go Square ACRES Of Floor Space
nthe largest Rubber FactoryQUe World at Akron
curing Is Square ACRES Of WndowGass alone to light
'~~ Witness the Tire Output OF io15 which, if the
Tires placed fat on the ground In row. would reach
more than 1, 400 Mjesfrom New York City to Omaha,
although Tires are only of the 267 lines of Rubber
Goods made by Goodrich.
r Witness the present staff of Is lat People who
produce the GOO pounds Of Rubber Goods manu-
featured marketed and shipped, during the year. by
Freight from this Goodrich Factory in addition to the
10000 600 pounds manufactured and shipped by Express
from same Factory during same period.
Contrast this Goodrich Rubber Goods Output, with
the total Imports OF Crude Rubber into the entire United
States, during 1915, 058 1923 pogndsand the
total WORLD CONSUMPTION of CrudeRubber for same
year, -viz:-l42 600 Tons, or 284 600 000 pounds
Then soho shall question that the Goodrich Watch
word and Policy Of INTEGRITY FIRST pays, even>n
material Results
The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1916-05-20

7HFN Rubber n
M Experience of
demonstration TELLS that
n0de,dte Fer can o
those charged Makes OF Tires better quality
a en A
The difference n price then REAL Saving
tits the Cash VG dealing with House which has ma1e gJ
OF
Good-fath
brings o every
Tires following Fair List
The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1916-05-20
FT>HE greatest Word in the whole Lexicon of
D Commerce is NOT Servicel'
III 1t is "INpEGRITY!"

FT>HE greatest Word in the whole Lexicon of
Commerce / s i :iA N25 TSfEEjSei"
Because that term embodies Good faith,-Depend-
ability Intention to play fair at any cost, as 0e as
good Service.
Its essence so far as business is concerned
consists in vngup to the last letter of that Aericanis
The Square Deal"
1t demands from its practitioners rot only due
respect for the Rights of Others whether they be strong
enough to enforce these Rights weak enough to be at
the mercy of the strong) but goes further.
It implies charitable B attitude toward these well,
live up to promises they really iaten1od to keep.
An od-fash9n9d Virtue is this ~Bgsjneas Integrity,
idoIatry called Business Expodeacy"
But, there being something MORE than Money,
Me onay bs e m Wits ives and o as
shes in many quarters, like the Fok-Songs OF Nation
that never die
May we here pay tribute to BUSINESS nTEG-
RITY' wherever it abides, and, with all due nodesty,
CLAIM it as the Watch-word which has ruled Goodrich
Activities AZ years of Rubber Manufacturing Selling,
and DELIVERING?
The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1916-05-20

Goodrich Barefoot" Tires

FIGHT in weight, and close grained, because
relatively free from inert substances or
e. "hllers'' that give excess Weight to Rubber
at the expense of Lvenes Springiness and Endurance
Goodrich Safety-tread Tires, of black Barefoot
Rubber therefore Lively, Sprngy, Clngy and Long,
lived
Through their high Pneumatic quality, they give
Pep" to Car-Acton while stretching out Mileage, per
Dollar invested in way that sets Users thinking
More than 200 different Makes and Brands of Auto
Tires were made and sold in IT, S. A. last year. 1916 to
the total extent of about 100000 Automobile Tires
Of that r. co., coo total Tires, the B. F. Goodrich Co.
made and sold one-foaTth.
et-Tires are only one of the 267 different lines
made by the Goodrich Rubber Factory
This indicates aohy Goodrich Best in the Market
Fabric Tires can be- and are sold to Consumers Via
Dealers at the lowest price in America per delivered Mile
of Performance
Compare price-ist on left column and see!
The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1916-05-20

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