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New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1916-03-05

enough, while the miners committee
spent prae ieslly sill morning arguing
among themselves IS 10 what demands
they should STAND on.
One mine operator said that John r.
White, president OF ;hs Nine Worker
tnio1. n ght have BROUGHT sbou,
settlement Of present diNicultics lass
Tuesday II ne had used firm hand in
ealing with bis men. Failure 10 d.
80. he said, might resul; In serious diff
hculiies fore any sort Of al arrange
men, could be made.
"Becsus- h, gave the miners such \
free hand all .orts o. issues have been
drrgced In here 'hs, had 70 business
being heard ~ the conference" said
the operator. Representatives Of the
miners spent the entire morning dis
putting among themselves and yefcsed
20 see US until o'clock in the after
noon.r
When the miners did meet the oper-
a;ors they bad completed snothe-
"ultimstum." which showed q slight
reduction from the one offered TO the
operators the previous day. Like ali
the other proposed scales. this one pro
yidei for varying wages and working
conditions in the Different states. OBJ
iections OF operators who believed they
would not have the same opportunities
20 compete IN the oDen market under
the proposed scale caused SO much dis
cussion that an agreement wss impos-
sible.
The committee vii. NEE. again this
morning. but " is not thought thai
Definite action on making = contract
will be reached until to-morrcv.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1916-03-05
MRS. TATUh FILES SUIT
FOR DIVORCE IN OHIO
Husband at Fort" Tatum Hadn't
Heard Of Move.

Cleveland. March l. Cleveland to-
day became the Reno Of the divorce
ambitions OF Mrs Mary Jane Tatun,
wife OF Joan c. Tatum, wealthy cotton
goods broker, OF New York. This city
vas revealed as the new home OF the
woman Who disappeared last June from
tic Tstum mansion at Great Neck. Long
- .N months Of tempestu-
GU 'ega. battles.
si-... o.. y~"Uary. 1915. IN divorce
sui. dled by her husband, defendant
srd plaintiir when she fought for the
beautiful Tstum estate. Pontlco: sue
cessful for FIVE months in holding the
fort" there; plaintiff in q separation
ard alimony suit of her own Mrs. Ia
,um to-day asked the Court of Com
mon Pleas, OF Cuyshosa County. 70
grant her 8 divorce.
Mystery wells Mrs. Tatums moving
to Cleveland. She has been living with
Miss A. Wet5el at l3t7 East HON
Street.
Mrs. Tatums complaint charges Mr
Tatum with contributing 20 the sup
mort OF other women, using vic Ian
guage 10 her and systematic persocu.
ton" she asks FOR the restoration O.
her maiden NAM, Mary J. Macarthur.
When told that his wife had flcd :
sui; for divorce in Cleveland. John [
Ta,um, of Great Neck Long Island
said:
81. tina. so? Well. this is the hrs'
". heard Of it. have not lived with
nv wife for several years" snapped 'Ir
Tstuni. 81 don't hnow where she has
been or where she Is. Good night
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1916-03-05
Internal Wrangies Among
Miners and Operators
Delay Settlement.
BLAMES UNION HEAD
FOR NEW TROUBLES
Employer Says White Could
Have Furthered Pact by Hold
ing Men in Check.

To ne many Differences between
bitumincus mine workers and mine op
orators there we're added still more
internal wrangles between the repre-
sentstves Of both sides yesterday. The
result was that the joint wage confer
ence TRAIT has been in progress At the
McAlpin for week broke UP last nigh,
without any approach 10 an agreement.
Leaders donned professional smiles
and talked enthusiastically of the posi-
bility Of an early settlement this week
when they left tire hotel, but private
statements belied their Official re-
marks. There was general belief
among the operators that their own
ranks had no, stood together solidly
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1916-03-05
CORNELIUS G.. HAYES
pETIRES FROM POLICE
Reinstated IS Captain on Tues
day By CourtS-OetS Halt Pay.

The last chapter in he tumultuous
police career Of Cornelius C. Hayes.
l,ins'a,ed on TUESDAY as q captain,
vas written yesterday by COMMISSIONS.
Woods when he accepted the surgeons
opinion chat HAYES vas physically IN
A. Cor police duty and retired him OF
half pay 1875 a year.
HAYES was working as typesetter
OF The Philadelphia Press with
Henry [. StoCdard. now editor Of "Ihe
Mail as bis foreman VIXEN, in 1885, he
vas appointed 8 New York patrolman.
He vss made a sergeant in 1893 lieu
tenant in 1897 aud captain in 1908.
Commissioner McAdoo IN 1904 made
hin c&ptsin Of the Tenderloin district.
he then went 20 West Forty-seveu'h
stree, station and created sensation
oy publicly stating that prominent
Isnuauy man. The owner o. several %
BE gambling and dlsordcrly houses IN
ne district. Vss hindering him IA ms
vort.
Commissioner Waldo IN 1911 made
I'm an Inspector ard sent him 20
Broadway 20 clean up. re rsidcd the
gambling house OF Herman Rosenthal,
TOT whose murder Lieutenant Becker
Fas executed. and was charged BY RO-
'snfhal with breaking ar agreement
not 20 raid the house
A Few months after Rosenthal's muir
Ter a newspaper published a story Of a
police Inspector who wouldn't raid West
Side d'sordorly houses because Waldo
mad told MN not TO DO so. 4 day or
.ao later Hayes, at Headquarters, pub
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1916-03-05
RILEY WRITES POEM
TO HONOR WINTER
Shakespeare Masque New Feat
ure for Critics Memorial.

A Shakespeare Mssque, written by
Herman Hsgcdorn, and the prescnta-
tion Of a letter OF tribute signed by
Woodrow Wilson. Theodore Roosevelt,
William Howard Taft. Elihu Root, Jo-
seph II. Choste end others will be tho
chief features at the testimonial 70
William Winter. dramatic critic aid
man OF letters, al the Century Theatre
at 2:30 p. m. on March H.
The masque consists Of some fourteen
passages from Shakespeare, linked to-
gethcr by chorus. The chorus. accord
ing 70 the author, show, the modern
influence Of the poet dramati,t.
James Whitcomb Riley has written
q poem for the occasion. Percy Nackaye
Niil read an cpilogue, which lie hat
written Victor Herbert will nave
charge Of the music, and Ruth s.. Denis
VIII dance.
Among the stage folk who will take
part in the testimonial are Mrs. Sol
Smith. cighty-siX years old, who VIII
play the part of Julict's nurse Ho.-
brook Blinn, Eugene Ormonde. Billie
Burke. Grace George. James O'Noill.
Albcrt Brey. Wilton Lackaye. Alice
Fisher, Brandon lyman, Crystal hearnc.
Water Hampton, Annie Russell Elsie
Ferguson. Orrin Johnson, Percy Has
we'll, Viola Allen, James X. Hackett,
Fuller Ncllish, Blanche Bates. Mrs
Richard Mansfield, Louis Calvert. Jane
Cowl, Henrietta Crosmsn, Isabel Irving
and Frederick Lewis.
Among those who have already OBJ
tanned boxes or seats are Mrs. August
Belmont. Mrs Paul Cravath, Mrs.
George Gould, Mrs. Otto Kahn, Mrs.
James Speyer. Mr.. Arthur Buxton,
Mrs. Eugene Du Bots, Mrs Spraguc
Smith, Mrs. Thomas Edison, Mrs. Ben
.amin Harrison, Mrs. Warren Goddard
and Mrs. Frances Hodgson Surnett
Several clubs and societies have sub
scribed for whole blocks of seats.
Active on the programme committee
are Mrs. Orlando Rouiand, Hamiin
Garland. Mrs Richard Mansfield and
David Bispham On other committees
arc Augustus Thomas, William a.
Brady, Stuart Walker. David Belssco.
Charles Sigmund. Charles Emerson
Cook. Beulah Livingstone. George Naux
Bacon and lrs Hsrds. Tickets may be
had from Walter Price. treasurer, Ill
Broadway
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1916-03-05
GARBAGE CONSPIRACY
Anti-Bafren Islanders Call Mass Meet
ING or City Contract.

Anticipating fight against the build
ing OF city garbage cremstory civic
organizations Of the communities
around Jamaica Bay are planning an
indignation meeting. An appeal is 10
be made 70 Justice Donnelly, OF the
Supreme Court, who dissolved an in
junction by the New York Sanitary
Utilization Company ia restrain the
city from awarding a contract.
at is plain what the Gillespie Nicoll
people arc up to- SAID james b. Laevy,
pres oert Of the Anti-Bsrrcn Island
Nuisance League, yesterday. ~ Is 50
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1916-03-05
American Son of French
Parents Would Pay in Part
His Country's Debt.
RED CROSS SHIPS
l00CASES OF SUPPLIES
Edith CsveIl Memorial Fund
Concert to Help Build Gran
tie Monument.

Two Boz Scouts appeared a. n. La
faye..e exhibition in the old Knicker-
booker Club Building. ThirtY-seeond
Street and Broadway. yesterday after
noon 20 Jew the relics OF tho great
French general who fought With Wash
ing.on. They we're Andre Pega7. q
small boy, and his ehur, Rolsnd Yer
rington, both % Hastings or'i -Hud-
son.
Young Pegs2 asked II he might touch
Iafsye;te's sword. This reques' grant
ed, hs expressed desire to have The
cartridge pouch and pistol Of the
French general fastened 70 his waist.
Mrs. William Aston Chsnler asked &c
boz VII he was 40 interested in he
relcs
"Lafsvet;e Was frencnrlau vic
came 10 America 20 tgh',' Andre Re-
p,ied. 81 am ar American OF french
naren.s. and / am going - France 70
agh. Just as soon a. ever | ge' Dig
enough"
The contributions recently received
be tn. LAFAYETTE Fund, which is send
ing comfort kits TO the French SOL
ai.-s. amour. 20 ss462S, making tn'
total l27,46S.S4.
Red Cross Receives s5,'oe
Among contributions, amounting to
ssl5e.3o. received by the New lor.
Stste BOARD Of the American Red Crcs.
arc the following; Broo.Iyn TAP
~ the Red Cross, $1,000; Refugees, ne
lief Fund, 81 600; William A; Clark
$500 s Mrs. custav t. Ki.sel: 500. Mrs
Francis Rogers, 800, and Mr.. and Mrs
Adrian Van Sinderen, 5000.
Recent shipments OF var renet Sup
niles b. the American Red Cross arc
announced a. follows: On the steam
Shin Lafayette, which sailed Febrrary
% fortv cases 10 the American Rehe'
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1916-03-05

throw every obstruction possible In the
way Of the city, so that the time will
be consumed in which an Independent
bidder may erect plant. Ply such
dilatory tactics they hope 70 defeat the
city's plan absolutely and force it 10
continue the present nuisance on Bar
ren Island in defiance OF law and the
protests Of years.
THE fact Is the Sanitary Utilization
Company and the New York Disposal
Corporation have had the city b. the
throat for wears. and they do not mean
70 relax their grip now. They are con-
Quoting an acknowledge nuisance, con-
demned by the Board Of Health. sys-
ten which has coined money N exact
ratio TO its production OF ususeatine
smells"
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1916-03-05

licly told The Commissioner that ne had
received such orders from him. His
dismissal followed. His tight in the
courts eliminated or Tuesday IL bis
reinstatement. following rehearing Of
the charge. Oh which he was dismissed
For more than a year Hayes. hi eye
sight impaired. has been chief of police
Of knglewood. \. J., with force or
eleven men. His salary was less than
his pension will be. A. his home. 1859
Clay Avenue. The Bronx, last night.
Hayes said:
"I'm glad it's ali over and that I'm
out. feel have been vindicsted, and
that means much 20 man who has put
IN nearly thirty years in the Police De
partment.'
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1916-03-05

Clearing House in Paris ard six cases
20 the Belgian Fed Cross IL Calais; on
thc stes-1sh'p Mongolia. Which sailed
feor-a-, 20. .Tcrtt cases 20 the BIZ
IN Ped Cross .or hospital. and relief
so-i-tie- - England, Scotland and
Uganda. Eas. A.rica; ard o. me steam
shi1 Nisur Amsterdam. which sailed
Tc0r-s-y =. tf,r-v-fog- cases - .ood-
s.0fs and clothing 20 he American
N'-:S-s- q. Ire Hague. D. Henry Fan
Dyke. for Eori among Belgian refu-
gees il Holland
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1916-03-05
FIRE RECORD.

I. $50 Va 7s'h - Mrs walsh sistt
T. 4s-So NsrsI - Morris Pohoflli sluAl
10 cc--n.r,f Lane and Riverside Drive. Eissne-
firk- trcing
10 SO JOS Fulton A7- Henry d. F.isl ssee.
! so-isol l>rirCcn Ave ncuin.ck Terri,
1856 4 iastA :, G-rs- cos.r. tnairs
~
i, 1sisY scirics Ave Hrsbis CO. Club.
!: self - II. = son -, ynsno-n. non.
|. IS Bulshcii rief Z EAi River. vi9csn,s n
I. B.eue ca 'ris'ns
ilr--s3- y s'h s. samuel, Wciurrh. trf.us
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1916-03-05
Edith Cavell Memorial Concert.


Annogacene1. vas made yesterday
o. TIE programme for me Edith Csvel'
Memorial Fund concert. 20 be held ~
Carnegie Hall. SunGay evening. April ..
The entire proceeds w'il be donates %
me granite and bronze rorumen.
which viii 10 placed m .he 1rccaGcro
Gardens. Paris. 20 homer the Englisn
nurse executed by the Germans in
Belgium. Among the artists who Will
appear az the concert are Andre Tour
yet. Paul Dufauit, Emile Villemin. Nine.
Jeanne Msuoourg, Lucisn Henry, John
A. Finnegan. J. {. Uneerer. Nile. Jean
nsttc Blum and Dan Beddoe.
Miss Gladys Hollingsworth. chair
man ~ the American Girls Aid. 6, $40
Fifth Avenue. has issued an appeal for
large quantities OF clothing for dcsti-
tute var victims in France
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1916-03-05
Missing Paymaster Seen
n Brooklyn Draws Gun,
Then Vanishes Again.
MAN WANTED IN
rYNN-O'ROURKE CASE
v;odred Recognized in Borough
Halt Fled August d with
$4,000.

reo old friends ran across each
-, Yesterday in quiet corridor in
80 BROOKLYN Borough Hall.
well II it isn't old Ed Kindred"
Ia one. Shaping the other On the
back.
sp;0ht-but look at this before you
- cling nv name all over town"
..Tb;sp was a revolver, which to the
..o,;.bed ewes % the friend OF the
-, nav. seemed 10 have material
.,.d Tx, d spook gun in the hand ne
90. reaching out 20 shake. But for all
"a, the muzzle Of the revolver had o
r,rv convincing feel when pressed
.-,;rs, one's abdomen as it WIS.
NOV remember oldtimer,' said the
With .hc gun. earnestly. "i1l have
. l.. YOU have it If you tell any one
sho ! sm -, v;,arod
.,e Young paymsstcr who disappeared
i.st August with $1,000 OF the FIyhn-
0'Rourke Construction Company cash.
- hacked once more into the oblivion
"t,.b for six months had been his
rsfuce from private detectives and po-
lice. 49,, -. ;5o,.,+v was
-. rsvealed when the story leaked
Nv ~. followed Kindred-with his eyes
w. iT'.-rntil Tie subway swallowed him.
1 qt- bs called up the Office OF the
.orstruction company and exploded the
Somb Kindred. he SAID, was carrying
q small, black bag
$1,000 Reward OH Head.
lyon lost lust 81. 600 by not hanging
-, "a kindred" he ass told. That :
he reward We offered, and 1t sun
stands"
h;r.row-you- don't Kindred stood as
hirh in the estimation Of his employ
s-S As the proveTbisl ace. On that day
In the absence Of the concern s cashier
=. and The assistant paymaster were
on. 10 a bank in Wall Street 30 draw
90 OO0-thc weeks payroll.
Emerging from tic bank with me
money packed i7 bag similar 10 nat
described by the anonymous irlend'
kindred sent his assistant back TO the
having teler's window 70 cash for
often draf-. When last the other sa"
Nm. Kindred was climbing into the
rs,or rurabou. in which they had
I'D the Trip from the Flynn-O Rourko
oTcs. Neither automobile nor pay
ras,cr were In ght when the assist
20. cam, ont
rer.table arsenal Or rifles and side
arms vas discovered IN Kindreds fa'
p. $50 Nest i53d street. when the con
.tr.c.ion cowTGn: gos corr. -.~e.
rfrr.,t.in- them 70 search the premise
1here were also ses eIHl poems written
iN :hc owner q the arsenal aud ne
manuscript o. a snort story
The Birmingham age-herald., 1916-02-27
FOR BIRMINGHAM COUNCIL,
 BOY SCOUTS OF AMERICA

Editor Junior Department The Age
 Herald:
 The Boy Scouts of Birmingham desire to express their hearty approval of this rev department you have undertaken. We shall try to show our hearty in terest in the way we take advantage of your generosity. We have for a long time felt the need of a regular channel for speaking to the public in a confiden- tial way and we feel now that our op- portunity has arrived. Of course, the columns of your valuable paper have never been refused us, but to have a space where those interested may look every Sunday is an opportunity we ap- preciate very much.
 There are many people in our city who do not understand the basic principles of the Boy Scout movement It is with much satisfaction that we can say that whenever we have an opportunity to ex- plain, we can in most cases. make friend of the person interviewed.
 One of the facts that we would like for people to understand is that we call ourselves a movement rather than an or ganization. In that way we can form troop of Boy Scouts and attach it, as a movement, to any existing organiza- tion and so strengthen that body, rather
The Birmingham age-herald., 1916-02-27
FINE DOGS FIGURE
 LARGELY IN WAR

Here are some interesting things about dogs that are being used in the war in Europe, and show the splendid work even these dumb creatures can accomplish in saving the life of the soldiers.
 ! According to a newspaper dispatch 106 Alaskan dogs have been sent to France to be used in the army. In the winter they are used to drag machine guns and provisions in the mountain war districts. These dogs can travel at a rate of 10 miles an hour and cover 100 miles a day. A good dog in good condition can draw nearly 200 pounds.
 The War Dog society, which has been organized in Paris for the training of dogs for military service. recently gave a demonstration of the dogs that were then in training. Among the 4oo dogs taking part in the exhibition was The Turk. This fox terrier, because of his color, was not thought well adapted for war purposes. It belonged to a house, the garden of, which overlooked the field in which the war dogs were given their instruction. Tt is said that the dog watched these performances daily. Final ly he became so excited that he jumped down from the wall, some 15 feet high, and, rushing up to the wounded man." did all that was necessary so wonder fully that the dog was accepted for train ing purposes. He had learned his lesson so VII that within a fortnight he was at the front. The dog distinguished him self at the front by saving several lives In recent advance a captain to whom he had especially attached himself was killed Turk lowered around his mas ter's grave for a few days and then dis appeared. finally turning up at the train ing camp footsore and weary.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1916-02-27

than to bring in new organization which owed allegiance to some other authori- ties The Boy Scout troop is very nearly self-governing. All vital questions as to the moral tone of the troop, and religious instruction therein are left to the troop committee to decide. This committee con- sists of three members, who must be representative men in the institution to which the troop is attached. It is also their duty to suggest a scout master, and to supervise his work in a general way, and to see that troop property is properly cared for. Higher officers in the scout movement are largely advisory. It is their duty to make the work easier by preparing suggestive programmes. etc, which the scout masters can easily adapt to conditions in his own institution. The only authority scout official has over scout master is to encourage him to perform his duty to his troop.
 The scout work in our city has just been reorganized, and active steps are being taken to form new troops. Any Sunday school, church. school or commun- ity that would like to take advantage of the Boy Scout programme is request ed to communicate with some official and help will be given in organizing and conducting the troop
 The Boy Scouts of Birmingham will be very busy in the next few months. Tn next Sundays paper we will tell of some of the civic enterprises with which the boys will be connected
The Birmingham age-herald., 1916-02-27

would have been. With Shakespeare.
 Milton or Pope in his pocket, he would
 take a gun and rod and try his luck
 in woods and waters near Sebago Bay.
 Or, in the winter, he would go skating
 by moonlight until midnight. Then if he were tired he would seek cabin in the wood and sit for a while longer by huge fire where half a tree was burning. There perhaps he would jot down his woodland journeyings-hi writings of that period show minute observation and great love of na- ture. One of the great masters of English prose-" he has been termed; to him his conscience was thing to be Morshipped. Perhaps you have read some of the stories he wrote for young people" "Grandfather'sC Chair, :" Twice Hold Tales The Wonder Book" He pnce said to his mother in a letter: II don't want to be doctor and live kn mems diseases; nor a minister and live on others sins; nor lawyer and) i've on their quarrels. I don't think khat there is anything left for me but 10 be an author. How would you like 10 see a whole shelf of books writtenl by your son with "Hawthorne's| s| Works" printed on their backs?"
The Birmingham age-herald., 1916-02-27
Why He Was Angry

FrOm llt-b.ts.
 Bille' the poet gasped, as he entered his friends room.
 Why. what's wrong?' the friend in otsired.
 ''Wrongl I wrote 2 poem about my lit tie boy began the first verse with these lines: My son. my pigmy counterpart :" Yes. yes?'
 The poet drew newspaper from his pocket.
 .sRead." he blazed. See what that compositor did to my opening line'
 The friend read aloud, My son, my pig, my counterpart"
The Birmingham age-herald., 1916-02-27

was growing very fast School was just ending. and the children were very happy.
 This summer we will make garden, said John. So they started on the garden They planted turnips and greens, onions and lettuce, cabbage and also radishes. In another plot they planted corn. The corn grew very fast. In almost month they were gathering the corn.
 But I have not told the happiest part of the garden. About week after they were gathering the corn, an old woman came by. She was very unhappy, be- cause she had nothing to eat.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1916-02-27
THE AGE-HERALD, JUNIOR
The Age-Herald Junior Is Your Paper;
 Do You Warat to Be An Associate Editor :?

Q mens n knowing $ sw gongto easadate edtnn choI?A w h h IS sppdned edoeo you sen news
  e would like o sonnet thing eaeaH O the eshoo haan as by h doyou uspedH the h boy n t best hi sHme?
 O the ? ny o f fa tell saDuto school tby means u o an the s syo have n the a names da esaofc fcoh chod dme b a h Bos andth escots papr gHaa ngsto folks Hers1 medium f o m n u 0 ofs s a a y
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The Birmingham age-herald., 1916-02-27

the outside from the reception was cart ed down to the headquarters at the Far ley building, and a party was planned The invitation committee was sent out on the streets to- drum up the guests. While they were making the noise about the eats-up in the office, the eats were disappearing at the rate of a plate a minute. Before the committee returned, the freezer looked like a powder can
 DEPUTY MEETING
 Chief Deputy Lahan of the Newsboys' Republic, held meeting of his staff last week. The deputies present were. Moses Sigler, Julius Stein, Stanley Gable, Sol Dank, and Broderick Lahan
 LOCALS
 Does anyone know what makes "Sy' come into the office through the side window? Ask .'Sy' what verse Tn the Bible fits him best.
 Lewis Moneys teacher asked him what skeleton was. Shine" replied, "It's man with his insides out and his outsdes off'
 Country" Herndon has his face tied ur this week. He and Frank were play ing who could lean the farthest out of the window. and Country won. By the way, Country is going into exile next week for a few days.
 Some one asked "Scotty'' Dunlap where he was born. He replied. Tn Scotland q What part, Scotty?" Why all of me. of course,p the Scotchman replied. Lewis Kenwell said he asked the boss to look at the dark circle around his eyes, Lewis thought the boss would tell him he needed rest. But the boss told him he needed a bar of soap.
 "Jent'' Lewis went into grocery store and asked for fly paper. Why fly paper in the winter time" the man asked. "Jent" replied 'Wei yer see, I go make me CT kite.'
 That COW that jumped over the moon want nowhere in the air compared with that COW that s'Sy'' throws every day.
 Talking about your close horse races. said Sam Dank, Wy you shout chust go over to my country if you want ter see a close race"