The sun., 1916-01-27

WHAT'S the name Of the guys you're
trying To locate" Tony Malone asked
as the taxi hutted its way southwark
again through the fog
"Signors Scotti and Caroos," Tony's
fare answered thoughtlessly.
Right away Tony Malone began 70
steer IN zgzscs Tho river road. for
tunately. is guarded with q high wooden
fence TonN's excitement. once he had
heard ,he names of Scott and Caroos.
got to the pitch where the reporter had
10 take the steering wheel until, half
mile north of Fort Lee, the window
lights ~ Aug" settlers dc'Icatessen
hIink.d through IN. fog Tony was led
INTO AuGle's and fed M with German
food that shocked him into normalty
again.
Never,heless. the bitter fact still CON
fronted Tony and his fare that Signors
Scott and 'aioos and their frlenr~
had not yet been located. standing out
in front OF George Schlosser's store IN
Main street, Fort Lee, happened 10 be
l'at Hartnett. chief Of po-leeCe OF the
town. Tony was directed to slow down.
chief" Fat iiartuett was asked.
have you seen Scott or caroos over
her" this afternoon or tonight
They were here chief Hartnett
answered. but they've gone back home
Ia Manhattan. All these rock blasters
quit At O'Clock at the latest"
NO. you've got en- wrong. Chief.
mean Antonio Scotti-swell dresser
on and Offs years old to-day, but
doesn't look it-dark eyes-nose like
John prew-probab.y singing as he
passed He doubtless wore patent lea uher
shoes with green and white checked
cloth uppers, chief"
Not in thfs town, ne didn't" snapped
, chief Har,nstt. He might try II. but
he'd never get away with H."
Thus another promising lead was lost
Tony thereupOn was directed la crank w
and Try Alfredo Naugeronls restaurant
known as Boccasavia's, which is over the
line in Coytesville When All was asked
whether or not Signors Scott or Caroos
were dining there. he swallowed hard.
batted both eyes and then gathered him
self together sufficiently TO say that
probably they were. He'd look, he said.
After time All came back and said
that for the first time in many years
Scott and taroos had neglected TO dine
there.
All Say the Same.
Across the way NJ the villa Richard
the boss. Jean ReeeszChar pronounced
Rit-churd IN Fort Lee). looked all
around for Scott and caroos and finally
returned with the information that for
the first time in many years Scott and
Caroos had neglected to dine there. SO
said Mrs, Antonio Fernando, proprie-
tress of Terrando's Park Hotel at Main
street and Central avenue. and 80 said
also Pete tella--pronounced Tchella by
Pete, but Sella by the rest of Fort Lee
of Celia Bros restaurant. Enrique Lena
also adding that for the first time in
many years SCutti and Caroos had neg
lected to dine at Lena's
As there were no more Italian or
French restaurants left in northern Jer-
s.y Tony Malone was dismissed and the
reporter came back to Manhattan. Bill
Guard was called up once more-it was
now o'clock l.. M-but Bill was still
out to lunch. Alphonse. however. put
Andrea de Segu rola. Metropolitan basso,
on the phone.
Yes" said Andrea in Russian and
Polish. to-day few friends gave a
midday dinner for Signor Scott in honor
of his birthday, Signor Caruso could not
be present, alas. Last night he was in
Philadelpha-it was too much for him
was tho only singer present In three
motors ten of us went over to Fort Lee
to-day and celebrated.
There were rapi, the conductor, and
'anessa. the Fifth avenue dealer in an
tiques. and"
BEG pardon. but why a dealer In an
tiques at Scotti's birthday party"
"Signor Cancssa Is friend. that In all.
The dinner was served In an Italian res
taurant in Fort Lee called the Vesuvius
restaurant, Alphonsc Will spell 1t Tor
me and ! shall repeat Are you ready
Now for vermiform appendix. T. for
eggs, : for souse, l. for Universal Film
COMPANY for Very Good Eddie. for
England. u for Onion and s fnr----"
BY this time nobody was paying any
attention to Andrea de Seguroa be-
cause, let Alphonse swear to 1t until he
10 black In the face. there Amt - such
restaurant In the entire world