New Britain herald., 1916-06-10

ter but Montague, who is engaged in
 scientific research work. Have you i had any exDerience?" asked Schmidt T"No," said Montague. 'I just came in : to inquire how the canaries lost their l tails and how they can be retailed." Raymond Kellog says Tn reply to ! yours of the tWcnty-fifth, will say that I hope to be there, if I find a satis- factory solution to the problem I am i uOW working On-HOW much water 1 will it take to put out a piece of burn l ing sodium :"
 A telegram of eighteen words from 1 New York was from Ethel Benz. Wasn't it just like girl to put all that in telegram? But she can af- ford it, she made a big hit with her picture of a fellow in football togs. something she became thoroughly familiar with in High school However, all she is drawing now is her breath and a large salary.
 Another celebrity who sent us telegram was Anna Broadley, who took up tennis for her health while in High school and now is the North American tennis champion and the defeater of the immortal Miss Blur sted
 Ihe next letter-head read this way: 't1ellsteln, GreenStein x Co., We dye for others, why not let us dye for you?" We think perhans thev will if they come to the reunion, but we arc surprised that they were so out spoken about it.
 Lillian Shapiro and Caroline Pimm are salesladies there and Edward Schantz is a travelling salesman for the firm; he is just as lordly in appearance as ever and is known as Edward Count of Noaccount, and Lord Saveus.
 From Wesley Dickinson's farm ill Berlin came a letter from Margaret Curran. ''I am very much interested in farn1ing" she wrote, but I think that farmers are just as dishonest as city people. Why, the very morning after I came, I saw the hired man water the cows just before he milked them"
 When we opened Helen Smiths let ter, a large folder fell out, across the top of which was printed, Fancy handmade articles for ladies wear.' Dutch' thought there had been some mistake, but I knew Helen was only doing a little advertising on the side against her rivals, Esther Riley and Louise Vessels, who run a Woman's exchange.
 Carl Dixon is now a minister and heres joke one of his colleagues told about him. One day Dixon, in questioning a Sunday school class, asked them With what did Samson arm hlmself to fight the Philistines?'' None of the children knew, so in or der to help them, he pointed to his jaw, and asked, What is this?" This hint had it's effect for the whole class answered, The jawbone of an asst"
 samuel and Arthur Rothfeder are engaged in the clothing business in NeW Yofk. Saul Adelman is also in New York working upon the last of eleven volumes of an encyclopedia en- titled, Anatomy of Facts Necessary to the Enlightenment of Intellectual Education of Humanity" Saul came hurrylng into the store one day and asked the price of collars. Two for quarter was the answer. And how much for one?' he asked, "Fif teen cents,' said Sam "I'll take the other one,' said Saul, laying down q dime.
 From Philip Diehl we received a long interesting letter in which he said that he and Miss Tommasoni were touring the country in 9 vondovi11o act named The Tragedy of Inc Two raise ohes.' They also told LIS that