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The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1916-03-27
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Stage Manager-My dear, |
wish you would wear a different
gown in the second act.
Rita Ravenyelp-But that is
the latest style, and | paid $500
for it.
Stage Manager-That may be
true, but when your husband
says; Woman, you are hiding
something from me-" the aud
fence can't figure out what he
means.-Judge.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1916-03-27
RUNNING DOWN THE NEWS

There Is no news in this Settler
men to speak of. We did hear
of a man whose head was blown
off by a boiler explosion, but we
didn't have time to learn his
name. Anyhow he didn't have no
kinfolk in this county, so 1t don t
much matter.
While going to prayer meeting
the other night, guided by faith
and a lantern, our preacher fell
into a dry we'll about 20 feet
deep. | don't know whether he
got out or not, as | had to be
agoing about the time they went
for rope to let down to him.
Adams (Tenn) Enterprise.
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Good Fiction

Thousands of Times readers last week racked
their brains the battling problem of who fired
the shot that killed Philip Maxwell.
And it was mystery worth puzzling over. We in
The Times office all did it, Between it and the al
most equally battling problem of what had become
of Reporter Eddie Peters, were fairly distracted.
This week we invite you to follow with another
mystery just as thrilling. It's Arnold Frederick IS
"Oue Million Francs.
If YOU haven't already cantered through the open
ing chapters they lie teasingy before you, page 2
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OUT OF THE MOUTHS OF
BABES

George, the four-year-old
grandson of an extremely pious
grandfather, came rushing into
the house highly excited.
Grandpa" he called, "Mr.
Barton's COW is dead. God called
her home"
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1916-03-27

Monday

Humorous lecture; John Ken
drick Bangs in Y. Nj. c. A;
p. M.
THE Only Girl" musical COM
edy: Tacoma; $500 p. m.
Y. NJ. c. A. membership cam
paign starts; 8 p. m.
Meeting of F.. III. Pettit's sup
porters, 8 p. m, 41S-20 Provident
building.
Tuesday
Mountain Day" discussion;
Commercial club.
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Help Tacoma and Tacomas'
young men by helping the Y. M.
G. A. this week. State member
ship campaign. Join now-get
another.
Advertisement.
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Mrs. j. W. Reynolds, 1914 So.
Ainsworth ave-, entertained the
Monday Civic club this morning.
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Carranza down = gold dollar.
diateiy
worth 10 which would
Just how far Carranza
According
hex 5 osea M hand
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Mrs. Irwyn IL. Hill, 2S16 No.
Goth ST., will entertain the Wit
tenagemote club tomorrow after
noon.
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North Tacoma camp, No. 788,
w. o. W., will hold an initiation
tonight. Plans will be made for
benefit dance for the Tacoma
baseball club in about a week. =
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Puget Sound Homestead, No.
529, will give a card party and
dance in Eagles hall, Tuesday
night. - A.
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The Tacoma District Baptist
Young Peoples Union will hold
their first quarterly rally at the
Bethesda Baptist church. South
45th and X sts., March %, at s
O'Clock.
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Mrs. John DeLand will enter
tain the Tuesday Study club to-
morrow afternoon at her home on
North 21st st.
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Personal
- ~ .
3 nd
Social

Mrs. Ii. Il. Lemly will entertain
members of the Aurora club and
their husbands Friday night.
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Mrs. A. A. Pentecost, 1910 No.
Goth St, will be hostess Friday
to the Illema club.
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LEGAL NOTICES.

of CITY
l for at the
in
m
firsta
nd
& and $50 the fourth annual
or Local
No $685. together
CHAs D. ATKINS. City Treasurer
Local Improvement District No. $685. ~
|. Annua Insta \
EAT0Ns AMENDATORY Forbes ADDITION Z.
cfpai Penalty Totat
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Ford has started campaign bring down the price
20
to aboard through the coal hole.
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The Cosmopolitan club will
meet tomorrow afternoon at the
home of Mrs. l.. @. Dennis on No.
9Th st.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1916-03-27

Funny nobody seems to have
thought of signing up Villa for a
lecture tour, he's getting practice
on the one-night stands.
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The NOrmanna Ladies' Aid so-
ciety will give a social tomorrow
afternoon in Fraternity hall,
lily Tacoma ave. - -
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Daughters Day. will be cele-
brated next Saturday by Chapter
c of the P. e. o. at the home Of
Mrs. John B. Stevens, sol North
Yakima avenue.
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The officers council of the
Parent-Teacher association will
meet Friday in the board room Of
the Central school.
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Prof. Edmund Meany, Of the
University of Washington, will
deliver a lecture tomorrow night
at the Y. w. G. A. on Mission
aries in the Northwest"
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Mrs. f.. Phelps, 3fO5 South 8th
St, will entertain the Eidelweiss
club Friday.
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Help Tacoma and TacOmas'
young men by helping the Y. M.
c. A. this week. State member
ship campaign. Join now-get
another.
Advertisement.
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Local Improvement District No. 4O2.

Seventh Annual Installment.
TACOMA LAND CONP%NY'S FOuRTH ADDJTION
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The Women's league of the Col
lege of Puget Sound will meet to-
morrow afternoon at the home Of
Mrs. William p. Hopping, 3424
North 30th st.
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Mr.. and Mrs. John G. Dom
nelly have taken an apartment
in the Assonia.
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o o o o o o o . o o o o o o
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Mrs. Eugene 4. Wilson enter
tanned the Tacoma club at a
luncheon today at her home, sol
North | st.
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Mrs. A. A. Pentecost, 1910 No.
Goth St, will be hostess Friday
to the Illema club.
Mrs. r.. Phelps, 31O5 South 9Th
ST., will entertain the Eidelweiss
club Friday.
The Women's league of the Col
lege of Puget Sound will meet to-
morrow afternoon at the home Of
Mrs. William p. Hopping, 342A
North 30th st.
Mrs. Eugene T. Wilson enter
tanned the Tacoma club at a
luncheon today at her home, sol
North / st.
Mr.. and Mrs. John G. Dom
nelly have taken an apartment
in the Assonia.
Help Tacoma and Tacomas'
young men by helping the Y. M.
c. A. this week. State member
ship campaign. Join now-get
another.
Advertisement.
Prof. Edmund Meany, Of the
University of Washington, will
deliver a lecture tomorrow night
at the Y. w. G. A. on Mission
aries in the Northwest"
Daughters Day" will be cele-
brated next Saturday by Chapter
C of the p. e. o. at the home Of
Mrs. John B. Stevens, sol North
Yakima avenue.
The Cosmopolitan club will
meet tomorrow afternoon at the
home of Mrs. l.. @. Dennis on No.
5th st.
The officers council of the
Parent-Teacher association will
meet Friday in the board room OF
the Central school.
The Tacoma District Baptist
Young Peoples Union will hold
their first quarterly rally at the
Bethesda Baptist church. South
45th and X sts., March %, at 5
O'Clock.
Puget Sound Homestead, No.
529, will give a card party and
dance in Eagles hall, Tuesday
night. -
-
North Tacoma camp, No. 798,
w. o. W., will hold an initiation
tonight. Plans will be made for
a benefit dance for the Tacoma
baseball club in about a week. :
49,
The NOrmanna Ladies' Aid So
ciety will give a social tomorrow
afternoon in Fraternity hall,
l117M Tacoma ava - -
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Local Improvement District No. 11O4.
Fourth Annual Installment.
MCKINLEY PARK ADDITION
Local Improvement District No. 263.
Ninth Annual InstalIment.
PARKER.S PLAT.

PARKERS PLAT.
Emma w. LeCrone, w 115' Of. 617 41.22 g.
SECOND AMENDATORY MAP OF STACY'S AND BA<
J. c. Stalleup. North So of lot. 519 APP
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SOFT SNAPS

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The day book. [volume] (Chicago, Ill.) 1911-1917, 1916-10-09


Thirteen saIoonkeepers reported
for violating Sunday closing law.
Sam Libson, 1928 S. Ridgeway,
robbed of SIS by four men.
Safe blown in John LeaneY's sa-
loon, 1924 Ogden aV. $3.50 gone.
Man Ieaped on auto and stabbed
DR.. N. M. Cohen, 22OO w. Division.
HoIdup men got SIS, watch and
$3.50 stickpin from VIM. Wigger,
1852 Huron.
Anna Thasansky, IA, confessed to
taking $93 worth of jewelry from
Mrs. S. E. Henderson, 1929 Rock
well st.
Mrs. Myrtle Oakley, a47 E. AID,
took poison. Domestic troubles. Will
recover.
Mrs. Pauline Nosek, 14-year-oId
wife of Jas. Nosek, one of alleged
Sunrise bandits" appealed to police
for shelter.
A. 1. Barnes and II. B. Dirks,, 64S
Melrose, imperiled when yawl was
pounded to pieces near Belmont aV.
Sixteen members of Fire Veterans
of 1871 had banquet last night.
Body of man believed to be Thos.
Evans, Los Angeles, found in lake.
Mrs. Josephine Hayes, 65, go
Wells st., probably fatally hurt in an
auto crash near Flint, Mich.
Mrs. C. w. BeItzner, SO, Joliet, hurt
in auto crash.
J. J. Sullivan, so, Cicero, found
dead. Gas.
Morris Bacon, negro, made serious
mistake. Tried to hold up bet. Ser
geants McGinnis and Carroll Jail. !
Jos. Meiner, so, arrested on charge
of working con game on rooming
house keepers.
$50 cases of diphtheria reported in
past month.
Mrs. Nellie Harper, 1910 w. Ad-
ans, missing.
Frank M. Linderman and wife, |
1885 Maiden av., hurt in auto COLI
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BOLTON,
Dombrowski,


fined SIS on blind pig charge.
Jas. Burns, flower man at Garfield
park, killed by auto owned by Mrs.
Harriet J. Carter, 1859 Walnut.
Marrett Brown, Oak Park; Mrs.
Chas. Ensign, 1927 w. Lake, and
Mrs. Harriet Mckee, 325 lie Moyne
av., hurt in auto crash.
Auto bandits got $50 from saloon
of O'Reilly & Rago, SGT w. 18th.
Kate Adams is urging home for
half-with girls.
Elmer Abbott, 10, arrested for
stealing two teddy bears from North
west Side carnival
Auto bandits got $39 from saloon
of Henry Riotma, 1000 w. 9Th.
John johnson, II, who escaped
from St. Chas. reformatory, caught.
David Hirshman, 924 S. MarshfieId,
and Morris Newberg, 438 BeIden av.,
arrested on charge of passing bogus
checks.
Policeman. VIM. Grady arrested
five men believed to be members of
strong-arm gang.
Mrs. Madeleine Stone Gron, who
sued Niels Gron, Danish-American
writer, for divorce, now wants ali
mony.
Clarence A. BUrIey, pres. Chgo.
Historical society, protested against
changing name of Wells st. to N.
Fifth aV.
Martin O'Leary, 334 S. LOOMS, and
brothers, John and Michael, arrested
after fight over board bill.
Peter PetroboIies, IS, 1174 S. State,
found dead at wedding in home of
Thos. Duffy, 1T S. State. Heart dis
ease.
Henry De Babe, 1874 w. Grand av.,
and Alex CaIaIdo, 1850 w. Grand av.,
hurt when motorcycles coIlided.
Eric Erickson and Glen RuggIes,
first and second husbands of Mrs.
Anna Ruggles, suicide, fighting over
her property. She left it to Erick-
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1916-02-10
TEN CENTS A DAY.

It doesn't cost much to support the
little youngsters orphaned by the
war. And yet there are so many OF
them--l5 900 in France alone a,
present--that it is really a big job
IA group OF Interested men and
women in a middle western city have
pledged themselves to pay for the
support of some of these children
1t will cost them only ten cents day
for year for one child .
The money is to be handled by an
organization founded by prominent
citizens.
Each person who pledges himself
to. the support OF one Of these chill
dren will receive a photograph of the
child and little history giving the
child's name and the main facts OF
its life.
TO some people this may seem like
disregarding the Scriptural injunction
by letting the right hand know wha,
the left is doing. B'ut 1t really is g
sensible and wholesome form of wal
relief. 1t presents a definite need
and makes a direct appeal to our hu
man love and sympathy for child
hood.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1916-02-10
"GO TO WHiTE!'

A reader of this paper has sen
into the Office printed slip such a!
is enclosed in every laundry package
sent ont by many city laundries il
the east. urging its customers to nst
white clothing. The appeal is head
ed go TO White and reads as fol
lows:
To-day those industries depending
on dyes are practically at "A stand
still. Most, il not all, of the dyes
used come from abroad, and owing &c
the terrible conflict going on in Eu
rope the impOrtatiOns of foreign dyes
has entirely ceased. The stock on
hand is practically exhausted and the
manufacturers OF cOl0red goods are
forced to use inferior dyes. At the
present time there are practically no
fast colOrs manufactured in the Unit.
ed States. Notwithstanding all news
paper reports to the contrary.
"As a result of this condition, while
the European war lasts and for some
time after its close, we must expect
to have colors that will run when
washed.
1.-THE United States government is
now conducting exhaustive expert
ments in the manufacture of fast col
Ors. as are also the few manufacture
ers of dyesturs in this country.
There is no known method where.
by we can wash these fugitive colors
so they will not run, nor is there
any way by which we can tell that
they will run except by washing.
"TherefOre, we urge our patrons to
purchase as much white goods as pos
sible until such time as our manufac
turers here in the United States can
produce fast colors, and by so doing
help lift this great country of ours
out of the deplorable condition in
which we now stand as regards the
dye industry
It's sensible warning. And for
tunately the season is coming when
nothing is more comfortable and ap-
propriate than white clothing. 1t is
cooler than cOlOred fabrics and about
as economical because ii is easier to
wash and care for. It is more hygienic
because it can be boiled and hung in
the sun. And after white season
or two, when the new dyes made-in-
America are ready, they will be all
the more agreeable by contrast.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1916-02-10
DEFENSES THAT JACK BUILT.

The problem of perfectng our ma
tional defenses makes one think OF
The House That Jack Built Jack S
task, however. was comparatively
simple. He got the house built. Our
labors. as set forth by army and navy
experts, seem interminable.
Just now the Panama canal is fur
nishing a good instance Of what Tn.
Gle Sam is up against. First, we
strengthened our navy to defend the
canal. Then it was decided that the
canal must be fortified. so the gov,
eminent is mounting what Gen. Ed
wards, military governor of the Canal
Zone, pronounces the most effective
land defense guns in the world. But
now it Is explained that the guns
themselves are defenseless against a
land attack from the rear. An army
landing elsewhere along the coast
might take them. and turn them
against our own navy. So the experts
demand an army of $4,000 men to be
stationed at Panama, to defend the
guns.
IF the canal must have a strong
navy to protect it," says the New
York World. "and if the strong navy
must have big canal Notifications to
protect the navy in protecting the
canal, and If the big Notifications
must have sizable army to protect
the Notifications in protecting the ma
Wy in protecting the canal. who or
what is to protect the sizable army
in protecting the Notifications in pro-
tecting the navy in protecting the ca
nal?"
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1916-02-10
THE DREAMS AHEAD.

What would we do in this world of
Were it not for the dreams ahead :?
For thorns are mixed with the bloom
ing flowers,
No matter which path We tread.
And each of us has this golden goal,
Stretching far into the years;
And ever he climbs with a hopeful
soul,
With alternate smiles and tears.
That dreams ahead is what holds him
up
Through the storms of a ceaseless
fight:
When his lips are pressed to the
wormwoOd's cup,
And clouds shut out the light.
TO some it's a dream of high es-
tate,
To some it's a dream OF wealth:
TO some it's dream Of truce with
Fate
To some it's dream OF home and
wife.
To some it's crown above.
Anonymous.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1916-02-10
Il go to work every day-thats my

u go to work every day--that's. my
custom, What ] do.
MY customer, he buys OF me-he
is not what ! do Ell !?
| Otto is German,b0rn. Milwaukee
10 work at his fathers anvil in the
Eatherland. He has never had time
10 attend TO his music, but he plays
the clarinet. and when he speaks of it
his eyes light up in wonderful way
Now he works in a local foundry
The hours are long some days, when
he helps take off the heat" but work
| never keeps him so late that he does
| not report promptly at the night
| school, neatly CARRIED, anxious. alert.
| He is an expert machinist, now; he
earns good money. and as soon as he
masters English he will be citizen
of whom Bismarck may be proud.
Hans is philosopher. with a giant
head, massive brow, and long, sweep
ing locks Force stares out Of every
line in his face. Hans was in Odessa
when war was declared attending the
gymnasium" and about TO graduate.
He dropped his studies TO come to
America, where he would not be COM
PEELED 10 fight against his motherland.
He arrived in Bismarck with only
few words of English at his command,
but with an excellent high school edu-
cation in Russian. German and Tld-
dish. Il talk four languages now, he
proudly asserted-"Russ, German,
Yiddish and the English Hans hopes
to have progressed sufficiently by next
school.
And so one might 60 on enumerat-
ing instances which prove that Bis
marck does media night school and
that the Institution which these public
spirited, selfsacrifcing young women
have, established fills that need. Hans
has enrolled his sister. Each Of the
original students has brought some
one else. The Greek boy is looking
forward TO itlleS day when he can file
his application for first papers" his
senior partner is already On the road
to citizenship. The boys employers
are OneTln2 them encouragement.
They have been given new outlook
on life: d new instrument with which
TO carve out their destinies in the
land of their adoption.
And the cost is the small amount Of
light consumed during the two or
three hours the school is in session
each night. The teachers, the princ-
pal the superintendent, receive moth
ing for their services. Superintend
ent Root has supplied the classes with |
hooks which were not in use else
where. The desks which are being
Wed had been stored away for years |
Mood citizens are being produced |
efficiently and economically, and the
citsof Bismarck will reap big returns |
in yaars TO come.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1916-02-10

facilities in small pioneer cOmmuni,
ties, which cannot support TWO or
three different institutions. ii is like
", however, that when the principle
is once established il viii have a
powerful effect in uniting existing
congregations which have found il
burdens0me to maintain separate
buildings and pastors.
The tendency TO which Canada
gives such convincing testimony is
already evident in this country, in
the older and more pOpulOus com
munities, as well as in new settle
ments. Two great denominations are
already cooperating, as the three de
nominations mentioned are now about
TO cooperate in Canada and mergers
of congregations OF different church
name have become so common as 10
attract little attention
There are the0lOgians who deplOre
this tendency, but The ordinary
church goer is frankly in favor OF it..
Most members OF Protestant denOmi'
nations pay little attention nowadays
to creed. They want what they call
the essentials OF religion, on which
most Christians are agreed, rather
than the differences emphasized in
the formal creeds. And they look
upon church mergers very much as
they look upon business mergers-as
the means of making religious work
more efficient.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1916-02-10
DROPSY TREATED FREE
DR.. FRANKLIN MILES, the Great
Specialist, Will Send $3.75
Trial Treatment Free.
Many Cases Report Cured After Doc
tors Failed,


tors Failed
At first no disease is apparently
more harmless than dropsy, a little
swelling Of the eyelids, hands, feet.
ankles or abdomen. Finally there is
great shOrtness of breath, smOthering
spells, sitting uD to breathe, cough,
faint spells, sometimes nausea and
vomiting, even bursting of the limbs
and lingering and wretched death
If the dropsy is not removed
DIR. Miles has been known ASA lead
ing specialist in this disease for 80
years His liberal offer is certainly
worthy of serious consideration. You
may not have another opportunity.
The Grand Dropsy Treatment con-
sists of four dropsy remedies in one,
also Tonic Tablets and Pura-Laxa for
removing the water. This treatment
is especially prepared for each patient
and much more successful than that
of most physicians. 1t usually re-
lieves the first day, and removes
swelling in six days in most cases.
Delay is dangerous.
Send for Remarkable Testimonials.
Mrs. Sarah A. Boyd, Oelwein, Ia, %
S. Frederick ST., reports cured after
giving up hope. Mrs. Elvina Sonders,
Decatur, Nebr., after 10 physicians
failed. Mr.. D. A. Green, Loda, III.
Did not expect to live 2 weeks. Mrs.
Julia Breault Dugdale, Mimi, after
being pronounced incurable by three
physicians. Mrs. George Cooper, En-.
gelking, Wis. Had had dropsy 20
years Mr.. d. 0. Hughes, Marlin, Tex
Mas, after 3 failed. Mrs. Mary Morse,
Walker, Ia, after 3 failed. DR.. Miles
Book contains large number of re-
parkable testimonials.
tAll afflicted readers may have the
F.ssw Dropsy Book, Examination Chart.
Advice, and $3.75 Trial Treatment,
free. Write at once Describe your
| disease. Address DR.. Franklin Miles
DEBT. D 1928 to 1888 Main Street, Elk.
mar, INDIANA. 2-3-10-17
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1916-02-10
COMING SOON
Nv lanes I. M0nfap,

BY James J. Montague.
Only three drops of gas. father.
Only three drops of gas;
This car won't 60 on air, you know
It's not in the Bryan class.
Don't leave me beside the road, IA
Their,
To look at the fellows pass
With money in banks to fill their
tanks.
Give me three drops OF gas!
It's only dollar drop, father,
Only dollar drop:
And take it from me and old John D.
The tariff is going to hop.
But ] am too proud to walk, father
And the tank Is dry, alas!
Only three drops Of gas. father,
Only three drops Of gas!