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TaÌˆgliches Cincinnatier volksblatt. [volume] (Cincinnati [Ohio]) 1885-1919, 1916-07-20
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tiDitdt tpisbsr begonnen.
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puntten 5urildssidIagen.

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offi5ieller 8eriht bes UIierrsidii6>uns
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ssfstts--,iuo -sie;ue GdarmiiB,l an
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unb in Der llmsegenb ipurben DON Der
feinblifen Grtifleris ununterbroheu
in isbr bsftiser Weiie bef6oHen.
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ipieb.rboIis ansrtffs Der Stoliener abs
sefdlasen".
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on Der rufIii6en Jront. iporiiber Elm
iurssr aus3us bereits per aabsl se'
ididt ipurbe, iast. bab bic Ruii.n in
Der 8utopina, ND lie bic SO9en BON
Gapul nnb bic 6fterreidiideu poiitio'
nen bsi 2ucsina onsssriffen bdtten.
nad beftie.n Rabtdmpfen suriidses
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Der glGbs DON Sablcniba sefansen see
nommenen Rufen 1T auf brei Diff
siere unb 316 Mann ssitiesen. Gin
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sriffe Der EuiIsn iiibpsitli9 bon
Cuts. tpurben absd4lasen.
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3uridgetrieben.
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2fbbdnsen Der aarpatben. In Der RGhe
elmer Der Gebirsspdife cine RisSrlase
erIitten baben. Die 8etanntma&uns
Idutst iuis fplst:.
sSiibmeItIih bon Dslaipn haben
uniers 5ruppen bic Ruiien, bis auf
bns p.Ttli9e 1lfer bss prutb iibtrse,
febt iparsn. nit idperen @trluiten
ipisbsr iibsr ben Glub surldeetporftH.
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gsfansens ssma4t.-
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pert.
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3onbon. - 5isr lief Die Nafridt ein
bab sss Ssat&s Daaspisr .sl1aass". |.
TaÌˆgliches Cincinnatier volksblatt. [volume] (Cincinnati [Ohio]) 1885-1919, 1916-07-20
0Drbe reitnngem
Sir bic EMANCIPATION eines llnteriee:
poI liberties peroen beteits
getroffen.

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.W1iin8ener g}eusitsn ga9ri3ten"
fagen, bag, Nelbungen aus Berlin 5us
folee, bic beuti9en poitbebDroen Be-
reits nit Der 2tusarbeitung BON Regu1
latipnen uno ben Gebii1ren fir eineH
llnterIe poitoienit spiI4en Seutl l4s
lamb unb 2tmerita beI4dftigt feien.
Der Observation-Disclosures Ioa
aber untsr alien llmItGnben Der 8orz
3ug gegeben rperben.
Die 3eitung ertldrt, bab oorlauFig
fir bic 8efDrberung bon padetpolt
feline 8ortebrunsen getroffen lpiiroen.
TaÌˆgliches Cincinnatier volksblatt. [volume] (Cincinnati [Ohio]) 1885-1919, 1916-07-20
Sic 8ritem ipieber ams Somgnenal nmb bent
QSal6 npm Selnille nertriebe1t.
5eftige Kdmpfe (ino a6er nod On Oct gan5cn 6rili
(6en front i'm 9angc.
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TaÌˆgliches Cincinnatier volksblatt. [volume] (Cincinnati [Ohio]) 1885-1919, 1916-07-20

Juni bon 8iImington, Del, na4
Spe5ia in StaIien a6, mo er am 70.
Suni anfam. @r mar 536 SUB lang
nnb bate zine Waferoerbrdngung Don
1909 Sonnen.
Die nGoungeliitria" mar 284 SUB
lang unb in SDra geeignet./ sic mar
5uleBt aus SooOnu, in Stalien, sentels
bet iporben.
TaÌˆgliches Cincinnatier volksblatt. [volume] (Cincinnati [Ohio]) 1885-1919, 1916-07-20

Yai4a 5nfOtge bat er in br Rd6e DOn
9dsra cine britiIhe Stuppsnabtbeis
lung sei6lusen unb einen britiihsn
4eroplan abgei6oiien unO erbeutst.
rllnIere OperaiiOnen esgen bic Ruis
len an Der periii4en JrOut enttpidsln
iif) 5u uniersn 9uniten.
ngeridte iiber erfolsrei3e militGri>
i9e OperotioHen eegen bic 5tulisnsr in
5ripolis unb seeen bic 8ritsn inl
fpetli4en 4esDpten liefern BEN getpeis,
baB Ruri Ben g.aida, Der bic Opera.
tionen Der tiirtiiden GrsipiGissn in
ienen GegeHbeu lsitet uno Der pieOers
bolt tObtgefast purbe, niht mir am
aebeu lit, iOnberu feline Gufsdbs in
gldn,enber @eue nfiilIt bat.
rSn Der lssten saladt. bie Ct ben
Stalisnern in Der @sgenb DON Wlis'
raib, In 9ripoiis, am Wittendnbiider
Rssr. seliefnt bat uno bic nit elmer
Rieberlas. Der Stoliensr enbeie, ndEm
.r 200 Sffiisisre unb 5000 Wann se.
fansen unb .r erbeutste "a GeidiiBe.
Wasratb uWb 8jeiuoio befinben iid in
ben Sanben Der 5rsiipilIissn. 3tpifdeu
bieien gldsen unb Der &ifie befiuDeu
fid ieine Stalieusr msbr.
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iere iyreituiniaen ebenfalIs erfplsrs!4e
Rdmpfe beitdnben, Giu3elheiten barr
iiser iinb uber nod ni4t 5ur Soub.
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ipel4er ii9 auf Der yabrt na9 Syinns
lamb befanb. ndbe abus. Sdnsoen,
DON einem bsutf4en 3eritorer ssslfert
tpuroe.
Der 6afem nsm @ebal
TaÌˆgliches Cincinnatier volksblatt. [volume] (Cincinnati [Ohio]) 1885-1919, 1916-07-20
@efterberi1t.

Sir Obto mb bas ipejtli6e
penHiplbunien: @etpittrregen an
Oonneritug, etipas tiibler I'M n0rblil
den 36eil. 2tm Jreitag tbeilpeiIe
tribes Detter.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1916-07-27
DRUGGIST TOOK A CHANCE
Younester Seeking Toothpaste Knew
Only That He Was Mammals
Boy" but 1t Was All Right"

The other day a bareheaded little
boy, apparently between three and
four years old, went into the drug
store of James Whitney in Muncie and
said to the proprietor: Il want a
quarters worth of toothpaste." After
Mr.. Whitney had wrapped up the pack
age and given it to the lad, the latter
said, "Charge this to mamma"
"Whose boy are your" asked the baf-
fled druggist, who failed to recognize
the youngster.
"Why, I'm mansna's boy" said he,
and could not be induced to tell his
name.
81 thought I'd take chance on the
kid, anyway" said Whitney, in relat-
ing the story, because l figured out
that no boy of that age would ask for
toothpaste unless he had been sent by
an elder person. If he had asked for
candy, it would have been different.
And sure enough, l had read human ma
ture correctly, for two or three days
later a well-dressed woman, whom l
had never seen before, entered the
store, and, approaching me, said, Did
my little boy get some toothpaste in
here the other dayP
"Yes'm.' l said, as she handed me a
quarter and walked out without saying
anything as to who he was. But I'll
find out that family's name if it takes
all r."-Indanapo News.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1916-07-27
BOYS Become Scarce.

For the first time in more than 20
years the Childrens Aid society of
New York is unable to furnish enough
boys to families who want either to
adopt them or care for them until the
boys become of age. The reason for
this is the campaign for military pre-
paredness and the great demand for
workers in war munition factories.
Almost every day letters come to
the society headquarters asking for
boys who have been trained at it's farm
school.
Last month al of the society's boys,
sixteen to twenty-one years old, en-
listed in the army and navy service
for boys. The munition factories take
a large number of the older boys.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1916-07-27
Gardens in Crowded Cities.

Nothing brings the country more
near to the city than a garden.
The vacant-lot gardens are good in
congested places.
But there are few who can have a
vacant-lot garden compared to those
who can have window boxes.
Get ready to put up the window
boxes in the crowded sections and
thus gladden. thousands.
Gay geraniums and graceful vines
that trail their leaves over the sides
Of the box are the things to plant.
The window-box garden should also
contain saucy geraniums, wide-eyed pc
tunias and bright verbenas.
The placing of window-box gardens
in crowded city streets is one of the
happiest ways of easing the lot Of
those who must live and work in the
city all summer.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1916-07-27
Temperance
Aa.NOteS@
RussIA's GREATEST ENEMY.

The new premier of Russia, Boris
V. Sturmer, discussing with a news
paper correspondent conditions Gre
ated by the war, said:
Russia awaits the future with con-
fldence. Some monetary disturbance
may happen in our financial system,
but Russia is rich in latent wealth.
During the whole war the deposits in
our savings banks have been constant
ly growing in an extraordinary fash
ion. The prohibition of alcoholic bev-
erages has produced marvellous re-
suits. Alcohol was indeed the scourge
that gnawed, decimated and impov-
erished our people. We destroyed this
enemy at the beginning of the war"
The Russian minister of finance,
when presenting his budget to the
council of the empire, reported:
'Despite war expenses amounting to
12,000000,000 roubles, and thanks to
the abolition of the alcohol monopoly,
the financial strength of the country
is growing. The savings of the ma
ton since the beginning of the war
have increased by 2,000000,000 rou-
bles."
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1916-07-27
Hen hatches woodpecker,

1t is unusual for hen to hatch out
wOodpecker, but an instance is re-
ported by Ira Cordrey, farmer liv-
ing near here.
The hen had been missing for some
time. When found she was mothering
IL baby chicks and one tiny wood
pecker which appeared perfectly hap
py to let the hen scratch worms for
it. and the hen is paying just as much
attention to the little woodpecker as
it is to her brood of chicks.
The woodpecker's appearance is ex-
planned on the supposition that a
woodpecker laid the egg in the hens
nest while the hen was off looking for
ood.-Federalsburg (Md.) Dispatch
Philadelphia Inquirer.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1916-07-27

to me at times. Lydia E. Pinkham's
Vegetable Compound and Liver Pills re
stored me to health and I want to thank
you for the good they have done me. /
have had quite a bit Of trouble and
worry but it does not affect my youth
full looks. My friends say why do you
look SO young and well?' l owe it all
to the Lydia E. Pinkham remedies"
Mrs. RoBT. SToPIEL, Moore Avenue,
Washington Park, Illinois.
We wish every woman who suffers
from female troubles, nervousness,
backache or the blues could see the let
tiers written by women made we'll by Ly-
dia E. Pinkham's Vegetable Compound.
If you have any symptom about which
you would like to know write to the
Lydia E. Pinkham Medicine Co., Lynn,
Mass, for helpful advice given free Of
charge.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1916-07-27
On Euqenics.

Prof. Herbert L. Fowler said in an
address on eugenics in Boston:
youths point of view is better than
ages when it comes to questions of
eugenics.
"Here, for example, is a dialogue to
prove my claim.
"a beautiful girl said to her fash
ionable mother:
"'Yes, mother, dear, like Mr., Cob
sa Code, but isn't he too old to be
considered eligible|
1.-THE fashionable mother com
pressed her rouged lips.
"'On the contrary, my love she
said, he Is too eligible to be con-
sidered Old"
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1916-07-27
GOOD ADVICE.

A traveller entered an inn where
Quaker sat by the fire. Lifting a pair
of green spectacles and rubbing his
eyes, which looked very inflamed, the
newcomer in one breath called for
some brandy and made a grievous
complaint about his eyes.
"They are getting weaker and weak
err" he said. "And now even the spec
tacles appear to do no good"
The Quaker looked first at him and
than at the brandy.
II tell thee, friend, what l think,"
said he. "If thou wouldst wear thy
spectacles over thy mouth for few
months thine eyes would get well
again."
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1916-07-27
WHICH WAY WIND BLOWS.

At recent meeting of newspaper
men in Chicago, comprising represent
atives from four or five states, says
Sterling Gll) Gazette, a group of Is
were standing in the lobby of the La
Sale hotel renewing acquaintanceship
and waiting for luncheon, when one Of
the number invited the little group to
have a drink with him. One after an
other thanked the gentleman and de-
clined. Fifteen years ago, comments
the Gazette, IA out Of the Is would
have accepted.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1916-07-27
AGAINST ALCOHOL.

Following the action of the New
York board of health in showing up
the drink evil and its relation to the
public health, the New Jersey associa-
ton unanimously passed the following
resolution:
whereas, alcoholic beverages are
detrimental to health and indirectly
the cause of disease.
"Resolved, That the Health officers
association recommend that cam
paign of publicity be inaugurated by
the state and local departments of
health for the purpose of informing
the public of the dangers to life and
health which attend the use of such
beverages"
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1916-07-27
WAGES WENT FOR FOOD.

'There are a good many foreigners
in Denver" says Ellis Meredith in the
Union Signal, "and there is little
Methodist mission at one end of the
Italian colony. For several years past
they have fed the school children at
noon. During the winter of 1914-15
they averaged close to hundred daily,
and last winter it varied from 40 to
Soup to the second week in January.
After the first dry payday the chill
dren didn't come any more, or only a
very few of them. They had food at
home. That is the kind of argument
for prohibition that seems unanswer-
able to me-"
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1916-07-27
LETTER CARRIERS DRY.

The brewers contributed 500 to the
convention of the Letter Carriers as
ISOLATION which met in Plainfield, N.
j., and offered further to donate a keg
of beer fer every keg purchased. The
carriers declined with thanks. "Four-
teen bands and not n drop of beer"
was one of the slogans of the parade.
"Our first dry convention" said vet
eran carrier who has been a member
of the association from his youth.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1916-07-27
TEMPERATE ARMY,

A temperate army was something
not conceived of in the old theories Of
war. But, in fact, drunkard is today
as much out of place in an army as he
would be on a battleship. A modern
army is a fighting machine only less
complex In its nature than modern
navy, and equally dependent on sobri-
ETY. in the ranks.-New York World.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1916-07-27
EXcUSABLE NEGLECT.

Attorney for Plaintiff-You have
testified that your conduct toward
your wife was always affectionate and
punctilious. Now, isn't it fact that
you left the house one morning with
out kissing her good-by?
Perkins (who is defending a sep
and inhuman treatment)-Yes, sir.
Attorney (triumphantly) All,
thought so. Now will you tell us why
you left your wife without kissing
her good-by?
Perkins-Because she had just hit
me in the mouth with a flatiron, and
my osculatory apparatus was tempo
rarily disabled.-Judge.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1916-07-27
Wrono List Was Printed.

A corps leader being informed that
certain decorations would be allotted
to his command started his staff to
compile a list of recommendations,
which they dispatched, says a CORE
spondent. When the Gazette appeared
it contained none of the names sent
in, but a selection of unknown he
roes. Inquiry disclosed that a roll
of conscientious DIRECTORS to inocula-
ton had got into the wrong envelope.
London Globe.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1916-07-27

nT1OWNV15
IS Helps
GUARD THE WATER SUPPLY
Subject That Is of Immense lmpor,
tance In Every Home In
the Country.

In thousands Of farm homes it is
now possible to find up-to-date water
systems, providing both hot and cold
water for the bathroom, the laundry,
the kitchen sink, and various other
parts of the house and barn.
When a water system is once in
stalled the farmer and his family usu-
ally wonder how they ever managed
to get along without it before, and
seldom regret Tire cost. Yet, in spite
of the comparative ease with which
the average farm home can be
equipped with many of these conven.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1916-07-27
NO DRUNkARDs' HOME NEEDED.

AS an example of how the dry law
works in Portland, Ore, the case is
cited of woman who for several
years had been running a home de-
voted almost exclusively to the care
of drunkards. She appeared before
the city council recently and, in the
course of her remarks on the work of
the institution, said that since prohibi-
ton became effective she had lost her
occupation and was now considering
q new line of business.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1916-07-27
sALooNKEEPER QUITS.

"Boys, can't stand it can't stand
1t! It's all true. I've got little fell
low of my own, and so help me God,
am going to quit the business, and
will vote dry Tuesday. will vote dry.
l am dope-done with it all. 1 can't
stand it any longer" These were the
words of a saIoonkeeper at Superior,
Wis, at the conclusion of an eloquent
address by ex-Gov. Frank NJ. Hanly.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1916-07-27

Guest Tin restaurant Say, waiter,
/ ordered spring chicken, did l not?
Waterfall am what yo' did, sab.
Guest-Well, this fowl you brought
me is one of the pair Noah had in the
ark.
Waiter-Yassah! but yo'-an amt got
NO kick comm, sab. Eff dat chicken
hadn't bin pow'rful healthy hit wouldn't
neber done reach'd dat advanced age,
sab.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1916-07-27
Some Solemn Thounhts.

Back there in the olden days David
wanted Uriah's wife, so he sent Uriah
to the most dangerous point in battle.
And Uriah got his, just as David
hoped he would. 1t is likely that
good many men want other mems
wives nowadays but we never hear of
them sending the husband to the front
in some such place as Verdun. The
world is growing better.-Liberty
Press.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1916-07-27
FOR BABY RASHES
cuticura Soap Is Best Because So
Soothing and Cooling. Trial Free.

If baby is troubled with rashes, &C.
zemas, itchings, chafings or hot, irri
tated skin follow Cuticura Soap bath
with light application of Cuticura ONT
ment to the affected part. Nothing so
soothing, cooling and refre hing when
he is fretful and sleepless.
Free sample each by mail with Book.
Address postcard, Cuticura, Dept. L,
Boston. Sold everywhere-Adv.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1916-07-27

The Business Man Ito applicant for
a situation)- Yes; we're short handed,
but what use do you think you'd be in
an office?
The Applicant-Well, guv'nor; I'm
not wot yer might call an orI-round
useful sort O man-light a match for
yer; old door open; ring Their bell
for Their lift; look an see if it's left
off rainin and tell people yer out
when yer ain't.-London Sketch.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1916-07-27
KNOCKS THE BOOZE.

NNUONo n bUOLE.
"The hand that rocks the cradle
knocks the BOOZE"
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1916-07-27


lance. An Open drain passing around
the well at distance of four or five
feet from this curb and leading off to
the drip drain tile will help prevent
the entrance of surface waters that
wash down from a higher point.
In many cases, however, the diff
Guilty is of a more serious nature. The
qualification of the clay, gravel and
rocks through which the well is sunk
NAV be such as to cause percolating
water from a nearby source of infec-
ton to be led directly into the well.
In other instances the soil surround
ing the well may become so thorough
ly and so constantly saturated with
polluted seepage waters that it will
no longer perform its function as a
filter, and germ-laden waters are al
lowed to pass into the well. For these
reasons the location of the well is of
prime Importance.
Considered from the standpoint of
convenience, the well should be locat-
ed as near the kitchen as possible.
But whenever such location would in
volve any danger of contamination due
to surface drainage or to an made
quate kitchen sewerage disposal sys-
tenn, a location on higher ground and
above this source of contamination
should be selected. Select a site
where drainage and seepage from
barnyards, stock pens and manure
pits lead away from the well rather
than toward it.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1916-07-27
SIMPLICITY of Ii,

Speaking with a young lady, gen.
tleman mentioned that he had failed
to keep abreast of the scientific ad-
vance Of the age. For instance" he
said, 81 don't know at all how the in
candescent electric light is produced"
ooh, it is very simple" said the lady.
you just press button and the light
appears at once. "-Christian Register.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1916-07-27
So He Did.

"This is a muddy spot" said the
girl. "In such a case Sir Walter RAJ
leigh spread out his cloak for Queen
Elizabeth to walk on"
ut would be more sensible for me
to carry you over" responded the
young man, "and heap more fun. -
Louisville Courier-Journal.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1916-07-27

face Water. Brick Laid in Cement
and Backed Up With PuddIed Clay
Makes Practically Impervous Cas-
ing.
fences, how often do we find the coun-
try household still depending upon
the distant spring, the open well, or
at best the out-of-doors lift pump to
supply the hundreds of tons of water
required for each household every
year?
Inquiry usually develops the fact
that the old methods are still retained
for one or the other of the following
reasons, namely: The cost of sewer
systems is assumed to be prohibitive,
or else the possibilities of fully uti-
LIKING the existing water supply have
never been carefully explained and
brought to the farmers notice.
A well can be protected from pollu-
ton by extending the tight casing or
lining six or eight inches above the
ground and covering with water
tight concrete curb having a slope
away from the center in every direc-
ton. This cover should extend at
least one foot beyond the edge of a
dug we'll, and should never be less
than seven feet in diameter for a
driven well. A drain trough should,
of course, be provided to catch the
drip and convey it away to safe dis
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A Eeelinn of Doubt.

"of course, you can't expect to get
education for nothing" said Farmer
Corntossel. But can't help wonder
ing"
Wondering about what?" asked his
wife.
Whether it was worth losin half a
days work listenin' to our boy Josh
arguin' that we ought to say ''spara-
gus instid O. 'sparrowgrass'
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Considerations Without welaht.

Don't you know that Shakespeare's
chirography was poor, and that he
spelled his name as his fancy hap
pened to dictator" inquired the Ba-
conite.
Il don't recall" replied the loyal
admirer. I'm an advocate of the
use of the typewriter and spelling
reform"
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Shortage of Men.

Managerial you ask that new
chap why he left his last job?
Foreman-No, gov'nor, 1 didn't. Sup
posin' ed said murder, an like as not
e might, what should we do then? 1t
don't do to be too particular these
days."-Passing Show.