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Der Deutsche correspondent. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1841-1918, 1916-07-19

ter Sobn in elmer ser Sdladten In
@oIi5ieu geiaaen lit. Ger jilnac
Wlann Dar crit fiir5 nod Dem Sriegc
Der5eirdtbet mo ieine @ottin iItD1ut.
fer eeuorOen, o6ne ooB Ser @oter
oas @inO iemoIS geie6en 6ot. Ger
alteIic Sobn Ocs Capt. ardft lpuroc
81 9eginn oes arieoes fir oienihui.
tauaIid erfI6rt unS fimeirt iebt oIS
Golmetiber in 0en @cfongenen 2a-
germ. Gie Satin OeS Capt. ardit
tuObnt IN @om6nra.
Der Deutsche correspondent. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1841-1918, 1916-07-19
WsnnisipaI. .Sladjridltcm.

WtWUldlpul-ytu
Seine @efobr Der 9lusbrcitlug Der
anocrlGbmuug. Gie 9leeer-
6ep6Itcrllng ii6er sic gtotbpen-
oiefcit Der 9icinboltung Der
StroBcn etc. uufgcflGrt. ~ Der
itolienii6c @orteu elm foitipeIi.
ger 2urus.
Sic geontcn oes @ciuno6eitS.
Deportemcnts moren Our6 0en neu.
en- Sail Der &inOerldbmung, Der III
SiiO.goltimore cnt0edt mllroe, mei.
ter nidt beunribiot. Gertrude Sa-
ger, Elm fleines omei- o0er oreij0bri.
ges @ido1en, oas Dor \ etipo elmer
ISOLDE nit ibren gItern bon gtep.
Dort fam unO in glr.617, @eltSom.
burg StroBe, ipobnte. lit bon Der
arontbeit befollen. Die @eiinobeits-
beomten boben olle WtoBregeln &c.
troffen, i'm cine @eiterberbreihmg
Der 3ronfbeit al oerbinoeru. 9lllc
Di6bel ln0 @il0er iiuo aus Der
arontenitiibe entfernt un0 nlr Dem
g(r5t uno Der &ronfenldmeIter 1T
Der 8utritt crIoubt. Or. s. s. 2unp.
fin, Ger. 645, Columbia 9lDemue,
Der oos ain0 bebon6eIt, beriAtete ee-
itern Wiorgen OoB iih Der 8ultano
oeS Ginoes etpos gebeeHrt babe mo
OuB glusii1ten aii @enelune beltiin.
Oen.
@e1un6beitSbeIebrung
fiir Neger.
Ole @eiunobeits. .GeriammIlmeen
ole bonn @emnobeits GomnliIlGr
Or. Sobn 9. @lofe ongereet puroen
Inn Die OlegerbeboIferltne in Der
DGleon Gitp Gruiaoe" al intereiii.
rem meroen bon oen glegern eifrigit
beiudt.
glm 0loitog g[6eno mar Die Gn.
itcrn CHAPEL an DER McgloerrD. ctr.
ouBeroroentlib gut bon 9legern be.
iudt. Or. 8oDol Stofes unO Or. @.
&. SoiDoro, @ertreter oes @eluno.
bietsoeportements, uno 0pei gleger.
gIer3te bielten g[nipro6en in 0enen
iie Die 9leger belebrten nie iie oos
Wriiten Der sJliegen ino WtosfitoS 70,
pobl ols ou1 Ole &erbreitung bon
&ronfbeiten perbin0ern t0nnten.
Or. 9lofe iuo Or. Somoro ipraben
gcitern 9[6eno Dor elmer aug gegern
bcltcbenoen @eriamnlalng IN Der
9lmes 20. 6. 2irde an Gorcp- iino
.StroBe. 9ln6ere @erIontmlun.
aen iiuo fir Die 3ufirnit gepIant
por0en.
Gntt1u1btes @ubIifum.
Gina toilieno Ycrionen porteten
Olontag 9lbeno imgeOuIoig ouf ooS
gridcinen Oes StoOt.SrcbeIters in
0em @orten" Dor oem @cri6ts-
@e6duOe, no genldB oen @efonntmc-
dimgen in ocn 3eitingcu Gin Gon-
5ef 9egc6cn iperoen iollte. 0o1 Die
Staot6eomten orOneten ip1t am
ylaAmittog an, ooB Die @opelle an
5ollsmoD ipieIen iollte, ga Scr Gon.
trottor $25 pro gl6cno fir ole @e-
miblng oeS Whtiifftonoes foroerte.
Gle W2enge mur0e bierOon in aennt.
niB 9cicbt, morouf einige iib nod
Dem SollpoD 6cgoben, onoere ertril.
Itct nod Soie gin9en. Ylit Dem Slb.
britd Der o@lf" .Horfanlagen ipitrOc
gcItcrn Wlorgen begonnen un6 Der
Ylob Dor Dem G'eri1tsgebGu0e wirh
mobl bolo micoer iein altes 9(uSleben
geiponncn babell.
u. @. go.otb 10 ir0 8ortrd q e
bolten.
gl. @. @ootb, Der GpongcliIt, er-
ibien geltcrn Wtorgen por Der @uo.
getbeb0rOe imo fruete Inn Ole @r.
laubuiB, oas freie @umoitiid peitli6
OcS PolDtedniidjen Snitituts oofiir
benuben 81 Oiirfen ein groBes 8eIt
oarallf 81 crriGten uno ieoen 9lbenO
illuitrirte 9ibeIbortrdge 0ii geben.
Ole 8uogetbeb0roe enti6ieO, oaB
Serr ". Q. Booth Oas @run0itiid
umlonit benllben f0nnte wenn es
nidt BON Der GbilOren's BIopgrouuo
9lnociation gemiinidt weroe.
. =, -, -
Der Deutsche correspondent. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1841-1918, 1916-07-19
Nanl ant iueo.

9eacn SrieOcnSiiDrung mnroe &C..
iicru soiey9 9laideIl bon glr. 525,
guO,10arIes SiruBe, poni 9fidicr
Ganit D Der iiiohbeu 4oIi3eiiaiion
au Si lno Soften beruribcilt @bas.
pmd. Ser ociiclben 9craebens on
eeflagi mar, wntSe cnlIalieu
Der Deutsche correspondent. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1841-1918, 1916-07-19
GOnurnanl. nnO llnteraang.
Slnt6.
gyeiterauSTdIten.

5hr WiorDlano unb 0en Diitrift
Columbia tbeilDeiic tribe uno moro.
oltlide Q8in6e.
Der Deutsche correspondent. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1841-1918, 1916-07-19

lDulDtll HtHluWL lDle DuS lllIeIlcV'
boot Ben arcu5erll Ser gniirten boz
Der 9oi entae6en iUer0e.
Gle NJ nnnidoft Der
g eutfdIono."
Gie Mdunidaft oes lInterieeboo.
tes r0cutibIano" ieBt iid, iuie foIet
5uiantmen:
Gopitan @ouI a6nia, ans grc-
men;
/. 0fii5ier 5. 81. arupObI ous
Sariburg;
?, Siii5ier, cmiI corina, uns
2ebc;
Stcuermonn @iI6clm aeIieI, aus
Sarburg;
Sber WsoIdiniit Seinridj aIees,
aus StieI;
@od.03oidiuiIt, aarl 8riidte, aug
Sambnrg;
@ud Dlaidiuiit Sobauu aiBIine,
aus aieI;
@od MoIdiniit Otto 8eeeuer,
ouS 9eip5ia.
SeeIeute.
Serniann Sofelmonu, aus Sam.
burg;
Oiobcrt 8immer, aus @eitben;
Sans Wlii6le, aus Somburg;
@eore g}d9el, aus Sd0ueiuartb.
Grboro Suitid, ans arippen;
gilbert gllbers, aus Samburg,
Otto 9ieber, aus SrieOridsfeloe;
2nopie Sdwor5idiIo, aus Mai-
ienbeim;
AilbeIm Sbreiter, aus Singen;
Gowaro SdneiOer, aus Sopfeu.
Ytaot;
aorI Stecn ous So5nenfamp;
Bruno Giderncr, aus @dbersoorf;
5rieoridJ Sunfe, aus 2oboe;
99ilb. W1iiller, aus GiiHel0orf;
aorI gidert aus Miiblbeim a. g.;
s(nton Hgoru aus ct. Soors'
bauien;
@ottirieo gSoden, aus 9ierien;
gIrt6ur ). Z. Geilenfelo, aus
Berlin;
SSoiepb Simon aus Speber;
gL0olpb Stude, aus Wremerbaben.
ginenn6ere b6smiIIige 6 r.
fin0ung.
Die 9(genten ser 9lQiirten baben in
@ai6inaton 6eridtet, Dob 9apitdn g.
R0niq BON Der 0Geutidlono" oIs
Daitbetbeiligter an Dem @eaono.9a.
nalifmool IN ben Eopieren oes ebe,
maligeu 9lttode's 5rdn5 bon Yapen
qenannt meroe. Solde Dladribten
iino oo5u onaetbon ole ofieutlide
Mcinrng mebr geeen Die sIaiirteu 5u
bergiiten ols Oie mOeren 2iigenbe.
ridjtc.
Sooann bat 0ie Iiigenbnfte @eien.
idoit Derndt, inggoi6inaton eiu8or.
uri6eil ergeu sic glnlpeien6eit oeS
Ionpfers oHedor" no6e Dem Inter.
ieebootc pod5urliieu.
CesglcIden iuoIlen 0ie gotIdoifeu
Dec 9laiirten @oriteIliingen i'm
Staots Iepnrtement modeiL Dob
Sic .7eutidIonS" n6glider @eiic
Dem @erTonote Der gIIliirten SdaoeH
6uiiigen fonue
s m pOrteltrc Elm iuenig per'
hnupft
1ie T6otiade, Dab i6nen 6iSber
nod feinc 2aoeiheine fiber ongefom.
meme @oore an gorO Scr nGeiltib-
lono~ 5ugegangen iino, ba6en bel
Smportelren bon 8arbitofien tno
Gbemifalien Elm eeipiiieS @efibl BON
@erIdnnpimg berborgerllieH Sie
botten ndnHib erpartet, Dab oie an.
aefonrmenen @oaren oieglusfii6rimg
Der BON ibnen idon lnuee aeae6eneu
9lilitr1ee biloeten porin iie Iidj ie.
0ob aueenideinlid irrten
Gle Moaren iino am 9Sier Der
Goiiern 5ormorOing 60 70 idneIl
ipie mogIid BON Oen 3oabeamten in.
Ipi3irt tporoen. SenrD @. Silfen,
has SeniorenmitgIieo Der 8irma 9l.
@humoder Il. 60, erfldrt, oaB oos
9RanifeIt feinen glamen Der 6rodt.
empf1nger entbalte mo Dies beitd-
tiote id, ais oaS Wauifeit bel oen
8oa6eboroen eingereid)t tuuroe.
glus angeblib autbentiiter GueIlc
'bprIaiitet, bob Ole glamen Ser Gm-
pfdnaer nidt betaunt ge9ebelr per.
oen Ioaen, nm oen 9Eliirten feine@e'
Iegeu6eit 81 se6en oieie 81 ditani.
.,o,, Qlof ,,,,,tl,rh ft,,N min I'm Nnnp
Der Deutsche correspondent. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1841-1918, 1916-07-19
aOiiipieIigcS GdIaf5ilmmer.

rSii oieiem Souie i6Iaie id beute
glodt" iagte 9tnorew .. 9Retbman
bon Ger. 1853, ScottyStraBc, imO
bradj Die Ebiir bon ieiuem Sorie
nit Dem Geiultat Elm, oaB er 6aIO
oarouf in Der iiiopeitIi1en 9oli5ei-
itotion Ianocie. 9iidter Ioru0aon
9a6 ibm cin ertra 3immer nit eiier-
men @aroinen mo berurtbcilte i'm
81 $21.45 Weoen 8rieoensitorllna.
Der Deutsche correspondent. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1841-1918, 1916-07-19

Ularh Abe Commander" ......... 6du
q CnUoIiirc an ,Iurlnboi" ....... .Nd0ncr
EcleliiOu ans guabtiagcr~ ... .Nerberi
g. QOlucisEolo d Gur Gmu Wllie" ..... GeOO
(Detf Uic0OnDlne)
81 Enurleii aus aNiaolciiO" ........ Nerbi
~ lorcoof.glp0 ans Carmen" ...... 8i8ei
7 Mal8cr aAn bet ldoHeH banen
yOndu" Observation-Disclosures. StrauB
g. zelelii0u .Gn GlD b0mc songs" Nnie
o OiunHipnl'eieD baltimore our Bali.
more"
30 CnDcrfiire 8u u3iQeunerln-. .,.... ealie
a. S0Due 1ie 1Omieoe inl 2tdloe
Wbaelis
l2 Ml0tid~ aus Der / 9 Wieilc ..... Vio8drt
i8 Ner E6melicrlinq" .,...,....... tcH0ir
l4 1iat zpdugcO Banner.
Der Deutsche correspondent. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1841-1918, 1916-07-19

GUm1rrt I'M g0rni0.6 6iIl. .Yarf".

Gns @roaraum fir oas Gon3ert
Der iiootiihcn @arf-GapcGe inter
2eiilma bon 4roi. Ganiel 8elOmaun
im nTruio-Sia.&art@ beute 9lbeno
BON 15s bis 10 ll6r lit pie foIat:
j. nWiiiarUnrih~ .......... Shnberi
n DSctGuOcriiire~ .................p .pailen
8. 9lolnlf uns m0berueu GpeIn" erO0ie
A. yadlJcr .afcin QNcih rno @einng" zirnuh
b Ni0lin colo .Nallc brilliant" .... 0uiiO
lDr. Lbomds OuiiD)
~ tlndc Iom's Cabin" ........... .Nnmpc
ID luDcftlte 81 a2Hilbelm Eel" ... .Holiini
81 .NnnsNmericnud ............ perbeti
o. 1eleiiion aus a0lodes be 0Orne.
bile" .............4....... HlnnQueic
40. Ulari6 Baltimore Centennial perbeFi
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Qnn6es.0eparLemeal 10 NauOwirIl.
[dlaiI-Mr Wnrean.
qgrridIi btg VaItim0re MeiIerbarsaMI

Der Sendtigfeitsgebnlt Der 2uit
mar 81 Ero5ent i'm s lI6r Dlorgens
uno 80 8ro5cnt Inn 5 llbr slbenos.
Der Deutsche correspondent. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1841-1918, 1916-07-19

Sm @onoen iino in ben lebten 5lpei
Sobren bon Baltimore aus ii6er
$700,000 fir Oieien 3wed nbgcionot
morOen peIdJe Der 0eutib-amerifn.
niide ylotionolbunO geiamneIt batte.
Der Deutsche correspondent. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1841-1918, 1916-07-19
SOniert DOr BEN WeridItsoebam6e.

&c Staot.8opelle 0es Erof. 8.
g. SteinDaIo bat fir oaS CONCERT
oni Dem @eridtsplabe beute 9lbenO
BON 8 Bis lAi1 llbr ioIaenoes 9Sro'
Der Deutsche correspondent. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1841-1918, 1916-07-19
@efric6iacnO imS luDlItlMenO.

Die ollgemeine 8eIic6tbeit imo Sc
bor5lioung 0eS ySoloce" 9iereS aus
6reo. NouerniAmiofS nglmcricon
@reperp1 6eweiicn, oob cs allen @e-
idmadSridhlugcn entipriht. &robe.
fiItcn ST.. @roucrci: Sorforo.9lUc.,
WfonEmcnt- im0 Sillen.StraBe. Te-
Icpbon 6. & g. Wlt. @ernon 365.
(5lili19) (9ln6.)
DeMtIdDe, OcacrreidIiIdIe nnS iIHga'
ride Gric9Sanleibcu.
100 Uiurt nnO 100 GfUucm aahudrts
Sbto. 8. 1iener Il &c.,
2l7 0f-NaltimOterEtr.
(Yidr0iS--l
Der Deutsche correspondent. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1841-1918, 1916-07-19
Grauerbotfdoft aus
0entfhLnn0

Capt. 6. ar6ft bonn Somburger
Gompfer Bulgaria" ser nobe sri.
peroiep Dor glnfer liegt, bat geiiern
Die @ndridt erbalteu, bob ieiu 8wci.
Der Deutsche correspondent. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1841-1918, 1916-07-19
WnIfafrn-
NaIc6aa.

Die galtimorer ipielten geitern in
&odelter im0 gemauneu oas Spiel
Die Score mar:
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1916-08-04

MY IrUoO bsuU06
H IL Dufault left this morning tor
santa Ana, California, b look at
farm there, which hs hopes to secure
IN tr; 10 for his ranch n Langsll Val.
lsy. :.
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1916-08-04
.OUNSMU|R DOES
CRAWF|SH STUNT.
HAS MANY EXCUSES FOR REFUS.
ING TO PLAY GAME SUNDAY
WITH KLAMATH fAlls-TWc
SUNDAYS OPEN

Pleading that the Southern Pacific
would not provide them with special
train. that the players and fans could
not leave Dunsmuir early enough to-
morrow afternoon to take the train
that reaches klamath Falls tomorrow
evening at 7:46 o'clock. and that
they could not stand the automobile
ride from Dunsmuir to Weed to catch
the evening train into klamath Falls.
the Dunsmuir baseball team will not
play here Sunday. Word to this effect
was received late last night by Presl.
dent J. H. Carnahan Of the local hall
club.
The result is that there will be no
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1916-08-04

Atte: ts euyers' Week.
Mr.. and Mrs. G. H. Underwood left
this ,.,orning for Portland. Mr.. Un
derws Cd will attend buyers week,
whic.. begins next Monday.
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1916-08-04

ball game Sunday afternoon at Modoc
Park. II being now too late to sched.
ule game for that day with any other
town. August l3 also Is an open date
for the local team. Weed will bc
played on August 20 and 81. according
TO present arrangements.
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1916-08-04
RECEPTION FOR
\. B. PASEM0Rf
PUPILS OF MRs. zUMWALr WILL
APPEAR TOMORROW gvGNINo.
Nh. PAseMoRG WILL oIvR TALK
AT GATHERING

. In honor Of H. B. Pasemore Of San
Francisco. who IL to spend . week
here. . reception will be given tomor.
row evening at the White Pelican
hotel from to 10 O'Clock. Mrs. Don
J. zumwalt. who IL responsible for got.
ting Mr.. Pasemore here. and her pu.
pills will be hostessss.
The following program viii be sivsn
at the time:
"Rustling Of Spring. BY Sin.
ding: Polish Dance. by scharwenka.
Mrs. Fred Cofer.
songs-"At Ny Window" and The
Wind Is Awake" by Bartlett. Mrs. H.
@. Mccarthy. "The Last Song" by
Tosti. and "snowfakes." by Cowen.
Mn. ylerence Domby.0 .0tey.
Piano-Maxurka, by Ole oleson. An
dante. by Mendelsshon. Miss Margaret
worden.
Songs-Lullaby from Joselyn. by
GODDARD. 20 Dry Those Tears." BY RE
90. Miss Hortense Hogue; Night Song
and There's Ever . Song" by Ash.
ford, Nrs. v. T. Motschenbacher.
Piano-Prelude BY Rachmino6. Miss
Elizabeth Houston.
= Vocal Duet-"O That We Two Were
NGvinDD nv r. a paeom0ro Mfaa
Maude Newbury and Mrs. v, T. Mot
An address by Mr.. Pasemore enti-
tlsd .As You Look, So You Sing"
!. Formal invitations to the reception
are not being issued. Mrs. Zumwalt
asks that anyone Interested In muslc
or in Mr.. Pasemore's visit to attend.
assured, Of q welcome
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1916-08-04
Agency Man Visits.

Agency Man Visits.
E. e. Mexican, farmer for Klamath
Indian reservation, IL down from his
headquarters at Klamath Agency to
transact business,
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1916-08-04

Camp On Weed Rlvse.
Mr.. and Mrs. @. A. Bellman are
spending this week on Wood River.
flshirc and cam0lAe
May Tnds Ranch =. :
H IL Dufault left this morning tor
SANTA Ana, California, b look at .
farm there. which hs hopes to secure
in tr; 10 for his ranch n Lanssll Val.
lW. :
Take Auto Trip.
Mr.. and Mrs. b. R. Yancy Of Ship
pingt, returned yesterday nom .
week..' auto tour Of Willamette Valley.
They will leave In few days for Ysl.
lows,, ne Park for another trip,
Atte:. ts euysrs' Week.
Mr.. and Mrs. G. H. Underwood left
this ,.,orning for Portland. Mr.. Un.
derw, cd will attend buyers week.
whic. begins next Monday.
See Crater Lake.
r. f. Nickels, night clerk at the
White Pelican hotel. and A Goldstein
q San Francisco. motored to Crater
Lake yesterday. The car WAS driven
by F. o. Patrick Of the White Pelican
garage. !.
Like Klamath.
Full Of enthusiastic feeling for
Klar. ath county. Mr.. and Mrs. Ransom
Powell left this morning for their
home in St. Louis, after . visit here
with Mr.. and Mrs. Oscar Peyton. Both
think klamath Is q great country. and
plan to return in two years for an
other visit ~
Cop Stays Poreuplns.
A large porcupine was killed about
4 o'clock this morning on Main strsst,
in front Of the Narshall house, By Po-
licen an James Hilton. This Is the
second porcupine killed In town re-
Gently. A. J. Wiggins having killed one
about week aeo.
Seeing California.
Judge Thomas Drake, Roy Moore
A. J. voye. W. T. Shive and Ray Pet
ars ohorAR AR>ur 1~ht q Hn~ Aavu aan IN
brakes new Cole ''s" for San Fran |
cisco. Drake and shive win visit sew.
,RoI fsaliforvsla NaflAa h~AnVA RnHur0fn1
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1916-08-04
May Cell Northwestern.

May Cell NorthWestsrn.
W. T. Sayre, Of San Francisco. is
hero in connection with the plant Of
the Northwestern. II Is reported that
the plant is to be sold and shipped to
Southern California
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1916-08-04
10 pu Lala

10 Dsy LalA
Bea 0tout foreman Of the Churchill
EaneA q Dsy LAks. returned to the
ranch yesterday. He was driven down
~ W. 7. Leo of the White Pelican
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1916-08-04

&oto weed Co0erooe
Oscar Psytoa yostsrday was award
ed u eontxact eoe twsnty.6ve cords
q wood for The county o@ess b. the
county court HlD IA oal1s for fur
llishinS twsaty ooCds q lmL wood st
e . eoeo aad 1ve eoeds oe body wood
4 oe1e Q oog6
St. Tammany farmer. [volume] (Covington, La.) 1874-current, 1916-12-16

When Uncle Gregory saw all this
his face broke out in q smile, and we
could see his appetite roll up its
sleeves.
"In this" the doctor began again,
holding up a turkey wing on his fork,
''in this we have a cold-storage tur-
key which has been treated with OK
alic acid and chloride Of potassium
to keep it in a shivering state"
pardon me, DOCTOR" exclaimed
Peaches Indignantly, ''but 1t isn't .
cold-storage turkey, because it was
sent me as present by some friends
on Long Island only this morning"
Possibly" went on Caterpillar
Charlie, possibly my hurried diagnosis
was at fault, but we can never be sure
about these things, because here, on
the elbow of the wing, l find traces Of
calisthenic acid over the membranes"
mo, thank you," said Uncle Greg
DRY, Il never eat turkey, 1t gives me
the heartburn" And the poor old
guy struck such note of hunger that
I wanted to throw that doctor out of
the window.
By this time several others at the
table were becoming more Of less i'm
pressed, and the dinner party was be-
ginning to assume the cheerful as
peet of a meeting Of martyrs an hour
before the arena opened.
"Please pass me some mashed 20
tatoes," whispered Uncle Gregory
after the pangs Of hunger had beaten
him to the ropes.
Here we find" croaked the doc
tor, raising a forkful Of mashed po-
tatoes, "here we find one of the most
evil effects Of food adulteration. This
potato was grown in the fall of the
year 1889, but it has been washed in
alum water. to give it the appearance
of being modern, while its eyes have
been treated with belladonna to make
them bright and snappy.'
Uncle Gregory groaned pathetically,
and the rest of us, out Of politeness,
tried to look interested, but only sue
ceeded in looking seasick.
When the ice cream and cake were
brought on Doctor Smotherjoy drove
his spoon down deep into the choco-
late and vanilla mixed and said,
'Here is a pitiful illustration Of what
dishonest tradesmen will do for
money. Here we find that some Of
this ice cream was pale originally.
but It was treated with aniline dye to
give it this chocolate effect, and then
baked In the sun to deceive the eye.
On the other hand, we find this va
nilla was originally dark and forbid
ding, but 1t has been treated with per
oxide of hydrogen to make 1t more Of
q blonde"
pardon me, DOCTOR snapped
Peaches, her teeth chattering with ner.
vousness, "but this ice cream was
made in our kitchen by our own cook,
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1.-THE Next Time You Give 4 Dinner
Party Cut Out That Bug Doctor"
with first-clasS cream, and we never
have any but homemade ice cream, so
therel'
"Ah," said the doctor, ''then in that
case it must be traces Of thanat0psis
which I see, and the evidence is con-
elusive that a great deal Of artificial
frappe has been used, nevertheless"
mo, thank you" said Uncle Greg
DRY, ~ never eat ice cream because
1t goes to my head and makes me cold
to my friends"
"Take this coffee, for instance"
-chortled the doctor, juggling spoon
full with the left hand and four Jumps
Of sugar with the right Herein
you will find copper salts, iodide Of
chicory, four per cent solution Of
gladiolus, together with about a six
teenth Of a grain Of mocha to the cup
full"
mo, thank you" gasped Uncle
Gregory; II never drink coffee; it
gives me the hiccups."
After the dinner was over, Uncle
Gregory took me outside and whis-
pered: "John, for the love of q
blissful heaven, the next time you give
q dinner party cut out that bug doc
tor, or let me wear ear NUTS I"
Peaches hasHt spoken sensible
word since that bitter evening.
Oan you blame her?
(Copyright 1s16. BY the Mcclure NoWWae
~ &RndiootAA
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VENGEANCE ALL HE SOUGHT
When Crowd Learned Mature o. Christ.
mas Gift Il Left Him 70 Commit
HE Crime.


It was Christmas eve. and q stout
man with a large package beneath his
arm hurried through the crowded
thoroughfare, closely pursued by
small man Of haggard aspect, with Q
thick stick in his hand.
On and on, relentlessly, the forlorn
man logged the other, and those who
passed him heard an occasional word
drop from his lips, indicative Of
despair or awful terror.
Finally, some Of the crowd turned
and followed the pair, determined not
to miss the fun. The crowd grew
larger, and finally q bold man went
up to the person Of haggard coun-
tenance.
''What's the matterT =
The little man turned.
Natter he echoed. "See that man
with q bundle? He II my next-do0r
neighbor. and in that bundle he has
cornet which he has bought for his
small son to play upon"
But the crowd waited no longer. L
surged ahead and left him to work out
his own salvation, and when peace
had been restored the remains Of the,
battered man and Z battered cornet!
lay upon the pavement
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Christmas
Greetings
BY William Marion Reedv

N TERRY CHRISTMAS
Iv to you Ill. Let your
self surrender 10 the
season. Don't be afraid or
ashamed to be Q bit cot
toward everybody. Obey
that impulse to kindness,
Throw off that inhibition On
spontaneous 6iendliness.
Note how it gets you more
than you give. Reflect how
splendid It would be to
carry the feeling on beyond
Christmas always. Don't
let the horror and misery
Of the great war Cypress
you. In the conflict men
are giving Ill they have and
are for ideals. They are
making and shaping . new
world and q better one,
building it with the supreme
sacrifice Of SELF This world
il what we make Il. The
love habit win beautify and
sweeten Il. Every little bit
helps to make . mighty Ere
Of love eventually 10 burn
all hate away. Merry
Christmas.
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JEs' FORE CHRISTMAS

They're acting mighty funny wat our
house nowadays,
They're different than they used % b IN
changed In many ways:
Not long ago II should want some toy
upon q shelf,
They used to make mo got . chair and
hunt for It myselfl
Las night wanted building blocks and
went to get 'em, too,
An three Of 'em got up IN sad5 I'm
: get EN- down for you"
used to have 70 hunt for things that
somehow went astray.
They let me open bureau dyaWofD with
out . word to say:
Ma would sew and sis would play, an
pa would read his book,
An never think Of gettin' from thsir
chairs-to help mo look.
But las night when I started In to 0ud
They all exclaimed: wen hunt Tor Il;
you stay right whore you axel's
rye never known am ~ - kind Il an
my life before:
They'll jump to wait on mo pn' and the
things I'm huntin for:.
Although they used 70 grumblo en- TO
say was pest;
I'm not e.. !. bottle! any nors-sss vhy. !
I only know that when want sens tn
that's on shelf.
They're mighty quick e - that dohft
hunt for Il myself
Edgar A. Guest, in chicago Daily Nswa !
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