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The Detroit times., 1916-12-06
Births


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stanley Gregorowicz. lio 81 John,
Jas Young. - Moore. Vincent pcis-
dolonis, 32i Tnlman, John wlnmo-
witt 32S Buchanan Walter WIN
Schwerz. le1 Sixth. VIM. r Dallas
1880 sheridan. Walter J.. ROcrner. I0G
Rce rd Harry : Angel. 200 Hague,
Edward Toomey. 1899 Second. Arthur
]. Shepperd GO ChamberIain saliva
tore MENDOZA, 32O 81 Aumln. pomiano
Vitale. $50 Congress. Czeslaw Cianski
93B Riopelle. Gustav Kruger. y Wey-
her, Odiel IierreRots. 1i5 Belvidcre.
Wm. SchmmeL l27 cabot Arthur n
Atkins 70 iaBelle, samuel Zigateri.
100 East Fort. Fran r Ewers 225
Yellowstone Clarence Jacobs 4tS
Bewick; Geo Burke. Grace hospital
Walter 7 Warren sol Lycnste Joe
Jurko. III Mackie, Macei Zuziak. IS
Widman VIM !. GrindeIl. l04 I'D
mund, John Sukki Harper hospital
Siess Providence hospital. Hialmar 7
Luoma. Womans hospital George
Hat 74S Canton Cyril a Collins. 36s
Artillery; Leon Tarwainis. eo24 Fort
west Gustave Jncckstock, 1874
Twelfth Harry Kaufman 163 Put
nam; Fred Askins. ii9q Third Chas.
r. Rowe. 2s3 fireman, Chas ".
Chandler. ll4 Rosedale. Steve Nro-
skoski 1853 Thirty-hrst, Chas r.
Rartz. i09l Parker; GUSTAV Lltzon.
stair; clifford Ainsworth. L. tieVe-
land. VIM W LRnkon, ans Hubbard.
Hamilton Towes. q Sherman Roy
Duwall, l06 Custer. Harold " Ewing.
37i St Clair Harry Esch. 81 Mary :
hospital: Louis BarTett. 500 Watson
feiix Glesves, 2sl Concord Basil
HeacoN, 33l Hart. Harry shapiro. t4S
Brewster. Henry KotonlSo. go Car
don't. Edward \ Hall 1856 JOS Cam
pau; Julius Pirkowski. sos Frederick
penoor Dynes. 1903 Townsend Ray
Hughes, 1920 sheridan. Harry II
Page. 253 Pine
GIRLS
Albert W. Ellis. 42i Beaufait: Al
rhons DeEryse, 80 Louis Jos Cutch-
er. 50 r., George I ChaTboneau 10
Dix. Julius r Mccormick. 50 sharon
Alfred = schiller IL Alexandrine
Harry G. Rohnkohl. 722 Howard. Wal
ter -. Benham. 65 l,edyard Anton no
CAuffo. 40t Catherine. Purl X smith.
Harper hospital Ludwick pok0ra.
i0ii Farnsworth Chas O Heilman.
Harper hospital Robt Norpagel. 729
Eighteenth Anthony J Kraft los
Fremont; Alex Reyczsi. 7e7 south.
Jan Lewinski 9i3 Russell Wincenty
KomendRt 322 Palmer east. John
Zrlnusic. 296 Palmer east, tgnatz
Narkiewicz. 1897 Jos. Campau: Chas.
Uchbali. l4i4 Dubois, Leonard Mem
AffNkl iaNn lfuWFArs NtlffiN Y HNiiIN t.
16t4 Vincwood Jos Gould. sA Hub
bard Frank Stenglein, 24s Warren
east John ~. Thomas 79s Mcoraw
Herbert : Edwards. ; Blddle. John
Biriuk. Is Cicotte; Clarence Carkeck
% West Euclid. Frederick Seine clder
~ Ncwhall; George y. Quilloz, Grace
hospital Thomas Glod. 2s5 ,Plumer
Edward Ouellette. Boulcv6rd sanl-
tariuw Allan Vaughan. 227 Van
couver. Robt ginsburg. Woman s
hospital. Roy Irwin. 1861 Twenty
third Martin Stvpgiak. Gle Koose-
welt. Alexander Morrison bff Flf-
tecnth. George Weller. 70 Hendricks
Criciano Notaro. 629 Hilger. Vincent
J. Haworski $50 rGandy. Ray 7.
Bragg. ~ Copeland HaRot Karagh-
lsnisn. i's John T. VIM Dineen. 1920
Kirby east
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Sugar Market

sugar Detroit Wholesale prices;
Crystal dorninoes. Alb, tit.65 do.
5-b.. sil.65; Eagle tablets. ti0 as
powdered. SIS standard powdered.
ss66; granulated. extra eoar1e, ss25.
granulated 1ne. Ia bulk. ts.15; gran
ulated. 2b-lb. cottOns sS.7b: crystal
in cases. ssl5. crystal domino. gran.
HF cases. sS55; diamond A. IS 2b.
s9nfeset'9Hf,Ts co s,D,c g. ,Sj,S' No = iaiis.
no. II, $3.50, No. u. t775; No. 10.
81 10. No. IL $40 No. IS. t770. non
caking mixture, 50: beet granulated.
t7eb per 100 lbs household powd
40 per case
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CHICAGO Dec. f.-H Hogs Receipts,
5000 market strong 90 N 10c h Vh-
er. mixed and butchers. s950alp3O
good heavy. g. 10U tr15. rough heavy
S. s5n 50. lEht Sen1o.l0. pigs. 81 ~
s16 cattle Receipts. %. 0n0 market
steady hccve~. S6.b0W u so. cows and
heifers, s. NOdlO. Texans f7.1OHQI5.
calves 81 50d1025 sheep Receipts
$4,000 market. steady. Toe higher,
native. sS30a9 so. western. $3.50 u
F.t0. lambs ti0G12S0 western
gtO ~ =, - %
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MOrtuary

DOEMLING-At Chicago. Dec. >. Gus
tave Doemling, beloved husband OF
Theresa shuttle Docmiing and be
loved father OF Lucy. Leo, stella
and Walter poemling. Notice of fu-
neral later.
TEARNLEY--Dec. 5th, al parents
residence. 794 HolcOma- ave, Her
bert. beloved son ~ Joseph and
Fannie Fea rnley ami dear brother
us Gordon. MAY. Roy and Maurice
Fearulcy Flneral from residence
Thursday pec. T. at . y m. To-
ronto, ont. papers please COPY
PRINENI Dee. o. walter William,
aged 80 years. beloved husband ot
Stella brimeau. dear brother 81
Gordon y TrimeHu. Funeral from
residence Of his brother, us May
bury-ave, Saturday. Time later
AT'T-Dec. 3. at residence. % In
gl's Adelaide, beloved wife of Jesse
T. Pratt. loving mother OF Mrs. W.
j SnItIer and Bula Antoinctte
Pratt Funeral from residence on
Thursday, 80 a. m. and 81 Ca
brie1s church nt a. N. lnterment
~ Walkerville.
COOPER Dec. {. 1915. Jane c.. wd-
ow Of the late Richard Cooper Fu-
neral from residence. q73 Vermont
ave. Thursday At $40 and at st.
Leo's church at 9 o'clock.
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iweSt1cs
CENTRAL sTocKyAnDs

H'' NFFNf7-IH NEalf a. NJ = TWIN HFtHIN
DETROIT. DEC 5-Cattlc. Market
steaiN best heavy steers. So 50 d { .
best handy weight butcher steers.
s. 5VHI mixed steers ana heifcrs.
aori o. 90 handy light butchers.
s5.25Ut, light butchers. s45O q e..
best COWS. S56Qu6 butcher cows.
ron %. CoU mon cows, s425 a
$50, Gamers s 5uU4g5. best heavy
bulls. t5so "a $50, bologna bulls. 81 n
"a 615 stockers. s. 1G mixers and
HprlnLers. S404 @" Veal calves. Mar
kst stron- best. 81 5Om125o. heavy.
s. "a o. sheep and lambs Market
steady best ,!ambs st25u. fair lambs.
Sll 75al 122t. light TO common lambs.
sS 500 10. vcarllnES s1Od 1880. fair
to good sheer, s. 25aT5o, culls and
common. s6H650 Hogs Market.
ioc higher pigs $50 $50 mixed,
X9gJ a. rs
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STOCK PRICES
MOVE HIGHER
Changes Are Small In New
York, But Trend Il Gen
orally Upward

NEW YORK, Dec. marrow
price changes. generally toward
higher levels, were marked up AZ
tho opening OF the Stock exchange
today. United states Steel sold
around 1875, Yesterdays cloging fig
ure, the first rails were quoted high.
er, and Ohio Cities Gas made a gain
Of full point. at ll9 IL.
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EAST BTFFALO LIVE STOCK
Cumming A Stevcn.l

EAST RUFFAI.O. y, Y. Dee. g.
cattle Receipts. 10 cars. steady.
HOGS Receipts. 30 cars. higher.
heavy. 1V.35u1of5 yorkers. tiO16m
lo 30, pigs. Seqss25 sheep Rc-
cciptS. 10 cars, steady. ton lambs
ti3. yearllnKs, si0mll. wethers s. so
as IS. ewes S1.50nS calves sjn
iG 50
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CHICAGO DUTTEn MARKrT

CHICAGO. Dec. Butter. Extras.
soc hrsts. 3sa3Shc. dairy extras.
s5iAd37c. frsts. 33R35c. EgRa.
Prime ordinary. 37dasc frsta asa
3pc. Cheese: Twins. 25h Q25hc:
young Americas. 26it n26lSc. Live
poultry: Fowls. i2Hibc. ducks. i2d
turkeys t8c. Potatoes. Receipts 30
cars Wisconsin. Minnesota. 81 500
I So new potatoes fancy west. fi60
n T0c
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CLEVELAND Dec. 5--HoRs Re
ceipts. 5000 l0c higher: yorkers.
f97o. mixed, ss75d1o mediums.
s1oin, pigs. sS75 roughs. 1910.
stays. SS Cattle; Receipts. cars:
steady sheep and lambs Receipts.
Is cars steady top. $3.50. Calves:
Receipts. 200 steady top. $3.50.
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TOLEDO LIVE STOCK

TOLEDO. Dec s.-lloEs. Receipts.
500 market 10Mi5c higher. heey-
les. ti0.lUQ 1875. mediums. S1OT
1918: yorkers. SpGe95 >tood pigs.
tS S50Ns75 Calves: steady Sheen
and lambs Strong
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The following arms are privileged
20 execute uIders on the Exchange:
" T.. Moss e Co. Carlyle n Povah
Geo. NJ west n Co. r. T. MacCrone
& CO. ~ W. Npble a Co. -. /. sey-
mour Co. ". .. Mcf4,ughln. Mer-
rlll Lynch q Co. w. h Hamlin *
Co, VIM A. Neer q Co. Sinclair q
Couls. Emmett l. SpragLe VIM II.
Rose & Co. r. *. Peiton h Co. Joel
~tockard & Co. Bennett. Smith a
Co. Matthew Finn. A. w Wallace a
60. lewis ~. Gorton.
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DetroIt Hank CIearIna..

Detroit bank cleariugs Wednesday
were ta.93s.t22 Total clearings
for 1915 20 date amount 10 o. 07b.-
fGs. .76t.f5 as against st.S5S.6s2. .095.es
for the corresponding period In 1915.
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-NEw YORK pUT.rER Am Eccs

NEW YORK, Dec. 6.--Butter
steady, receipts. 3.T07 creamery cx-
ira, 29L a 40 &c; state dairy tubs. 81
q 39C. imitation creamery hrsts. 32is
II 13ihc, do. special market. 4Od 40ls a.
Edegs quiet; receipts. : sos. nearby
white fancy. IS N 5ec. nearbk mixed
fancy. f0u Soc. fresh 1rsts. i5d soc.
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BuTTER AND eggs.

Butter-ENtrR creamery. 36ac no .
creamery nrsts. 3ic 10. dairy. gOc
III packing stock. - &c 10.
Eggs-Fresh receipts, cases in
cluded nrsts. f0c doz; current re-
ceipts. 8sc don. Receipts Tuesday.
62O cases
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A molasses storage tank with a
capacity of 1,225,0C0 gallons is being
constructed IN Mobile
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TOLEDO GRAIN

TOLEDO GRAIN
TOLEDO. Dec 5-Close-- Wheat
Cash sssA December. SIS. May.
tls3a,C corn cash and Deceu ber.
e3j4c Nav 9Tc oats. cash and Ne.
cembcr. 5ja.c MAY soc RYE Cash.
st.49ia CIovcrsced Cash and De-
cember $l077I May. s1O.92l7 Al
sike Prime. tli Timothyseed. Cash.
S2iTt5
Butter: Brick creamery 40. tubs
creamery f2isc EgEs Fresh caudled
4ic. fancy selects. fec, candled -tpr-
Unchanged.
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CHICAGO GRAIN.

wheat: December up lAc; May up
2sc. July up &c Corn Dece euber
mp Nc: May up isc; July up ssc.
Oats. December UP nc; May up &C,
July up &c. Provisions: Higher.
Quotations by Paine. webber & Co..
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Nm NnnI, CnrfnN

PrfntinE--the pisip neat kInd-thst
is rigbt--rfmes Job Dept.--MaIn fsfa
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BELr wANrED-FEMALE

eduopted Christian woman
about 30. single or widow. without
children. 20 keep house fer widow
er with two children. ages 3 and 3.
Congenial Christian home offered
rather than big wages Give church
afnllation. references where and
when can see YOU, all particulars.
Box No. A-so Detroit Times
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FOR sALE-REsrDENcE PROPERTY

Modern Bungalow, S638
Aladdin Home containing six rooms
ard bath Price includes all ma
terlal cut -to-ft No waste OF lum-
Der. Quickly erected Complete
Information and catalogue showing
hundred other houses, at 60'
Ford bldg Phone Main $3.50.
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uEl.r ANik.IJ--h hNLk
BRtCKLAY Frs. corner 18th and Mar
quctte Hart Bros, 1905 Chamber
% Commerce.
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FOn sALE-nisUELLANEOUs

SODA FOUNTAINS. new and used:
steam tables. store furniture cof-
fee urna. Easy terms. Geo. Marsh
Co. 20 East Atwatcr-st Main t151
HAI.LETT g. CUMSToN PIANO. was
1850. going this week at fl55, hne
burl walnut: splendid condition;
small payments. CRINNHLL BROS.
2f5 Woodward.
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Boston Copper Stocks

quotation, BY Hornblowcr 3 wceks.
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HOARD 49, ROOM

A NICE clean room with breakfast
and dinner for three gentlemen
who would appreciate good home
with private family. $40 Iibbard.
Hickory I552-R
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1916-07-30

The visitor wondered how long IL
might be, if the pretty little pony stayed
in burlesque, before she progressed TO
the back row to take the place of the red
haired woman whose wrinkles deiled
subduing by grease paints.
"See that girl in the red boomers and
sweater? She's a circus girl-an aero
bat-an' she's got great act. She goes
up on that trapeze you see there and
does a disrobing act under the spotlight
takes her clothes off all the way down
to white union suit Then she hangs
by her teeth and kids people in the au-
dience-anybody her eye happens to
light on; gou know the stuff"
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1916-07-30

ordered-slippers, stockings, hats and
all. Tomorrow the girls try on. You
know, we have the costumes made in
three sizes, Sc, SO and 40, and if the
girls don't fit them they're fixed to fit
the girls"
There was a momentary lull while
the chorus left the stage and gathered
about the piano in the orchestra. Six
brunettes preceded four Titians and
eight blondes followed them. The rus
set-haired lady of the back row gazed at
the manager as if trying to read his
thoughts, but he looked past her and out
of the window.
"When we let any of these girls go we
usually send 'em to some show that's
short. They fill in there we'll enough"
he volunteered, half in apology.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1916-07-30

There arose a mental picture of girl
hanging by her teeth and kidding"
through them.
"She told me the other day she hadn't
worked for two weeks and the Callouses
was all wearing off her hands. She's
gotta be careful of that, an | told her
so. You see, if her hands gets soft she's
liable to fall off that bar any time, and
that'll hurt, because she don't use net,
Her neck muscles is getting kind of ten
der, too | guess"
Then, while the chorus sang, waved
its arms, kicked and marched back and
forth across the stage, the acrobat had
herself hoisted to the bar and toughened
her muscles by hanging by her teeth for
five minutes.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1916-07-30
By DWIGHT S. PERRIN.

"The girls don't wear much whiie
they're rehearsing, do they?' ventured
one of the visitors timidly.
81 should say they don't" exclaimed
the manager. "Why, if this was an
extra hot day or we was in real hot
hall like some of these shows is rehear-
sing in most of these girls would be
working in their combinations. You
know what those are, don't you? Well,
that's the very one reason | hired TINS
nice, airy hall. think they work better
when they got enough on to keep 'em
from catching cold.
"Wait till you see 'em in their cos
tunes, though. We got everything
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1916-07-30

PalldS-
My name was spoken with reverence,
for the mortaPs breath
That jests on the name of goddess
calls soon for death.
But here one spoke of his goddess,
lkening her to a hen.
Think you Immortals suffer such
words from the lips of men?
Cleopatra
And one was talking of queens for
many an hour,
Till l lOnged to clap my hands with
their old, old power
And cry Come hither, my guards,
take this old man away,
For his ignorant talk of queens,
wearies your queen to-day"
Pallas, more kindly
If you have each a goddess, as all of
you boast,
Hurry and bring her here, here,
where you need her most.
She must be strong and wise; while
We, 0 mortals, are weak.
Pray that she come and save you,
from the foolish words you speak.
If you have each a goddess
Congressman, recovering from his as
Constituent
Yes, but home is her shrine.
PallaS-
All, ! have seen those shrines, lovely,
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1916-07-30
QUEENS AND GODDESSES.

QUEENS AND GODDESSES.
Scene-Congress, during woman
suffrage debate. The Congressman are,
as usual, moving about, talking, read
ing, doing, and one, an anti-suffragist,
is speaking.
Congressman shall vote "No" on this
measure, but | wish to say | take
my stand for Woman's protection,
for her own sake. No one honors
Woman, no one respects her more,
than | do; as queen and goddess |
love and adore
Suddenly in an open space in front
of the Speakers desk appear Pallas,
Athene and Cleopatra,)
Cleopatra
Strange little man without weapons,
what can you mean?
PaIIaS-
l, in my time, was a goddess
Cleopatra
And | was
queen.
PdllaS-
Men knelt with gifts at my altar, gifts
of ivory and gold,
Bowls of bronze and of silver chased
by the tools of old.
No council of chiefs was held, no
treaty or war begun
But they prayed to me for wisdom
Cleopatra
And all that
wished was done.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1916-07-30
THERE ARE NO SUFFRAGISTS IN
BURLESQUE ART; ONLY
SUFFRAGETTES.

Mrs. Octavius Bugs, as you must
have guessed, is a suffragette-not a
suffragist, mind you, but a suffragette.
Also, as you may not have guessed, she
belongs to the burlesque show the
stubby man wrote and in which he plays
the principal comedians part.
There are seasons for hunting deer,
seasons for trout fishing and seasons for
paying income tax. This is the season
of burlesque rehearsals. They are
everywhere in New York, from the fur
thermost reaches of Manhattan to the
most un-get-at-able corners of Brook
lynn opera houses" in dance halls,
in lecture rooms, in so-called lyceumS.
They are everywhere, for some odd rea-
son, but in the theatres.
In an anteroom off the grand ball
room in an opera house in Yorkville
Mrs. Bugs and her preceptor stood in
the middle of the floor On a divan
along one wall sat three women-the
shows soubrette, a pretty black-eyed,
dark-skinned girl; the blonde come
dienne and the straight" woman. They
regarded the two visitors impersonally.
1t was evident. they weren't used to
having strangers at rehearsals, but it
was equally evident they weren't going
TO show it.
On the other side of the room was a
group much less prepossessing- won-
an, evidently the wife of one of the men,
and two young men. The men had their
coats off and their vests off and their
shirts of and sat about a table in their
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1916-07-30
a THE BURLEsQUERs ARE COMING so I0WN s.

"But do they ever get real engage
ment ?" asked the visitor.
ooh, sometimes they do. Sometimes
they catch show that's hard up ana
get few weeks on the road. VI course,
they have to rehearse for nothing, but l
guess they manage to eat.
Yet the inquirer wondered, II the
truth were told, what tales there would
be of privation until salaries began how
utterly exhausted some might be. 1t was
amusing to watch the girls. Some Oh
them skylarked. 1t was interesting to
watch them. All of them were IN ear
nest-deadly earnest.
Back in the anteroom there was hllar-
ity. The well-known burlesque gags OF
years gone were being brought to light
and the principals were laughing IN
sheer 10y at hearing the good old things
again. Schultz and Schneider were buy
ing wine.
"The money, sir" suggested the
french waiter, WiIlouC Wii|h W
lesque is not a burlesque.
Anybody can buy vine NIT money
We buy it mitout," said Schultz.
Every we'll, sir" said the waiter, bow
ing and disappearing. In a moment ne
returned with bottle.
"Hey, where is de vine?" demanded
Schneider, discovering that the bottle
was empty.
Anybody can drink re vein from re
full bottle" smiled the waiter. You
drink it from re empty von."
Here Schultz and Schneider took
turns bending over to be kicked-by
each other.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1916-07-30
PRIDE GOETH BEFORE A FALL
IN THE BURLESQUE
BUSINESS.

81 thought for while she'd make up
all right, but guess not" continued the
owner. "Her Joints creak and she can't
sing for a cent"
Silently the visitor felt sorry for the
poor old lady.
There's another one, over on the
other end She's got a good enough
lookin' face, but she's too skinny to
stand. You'd think some of these beau
ties'd wear symmetricals and hold their
Jobs, but it seems like they're proud OF
themselves the way they are"
The visitor felt sorry for the skinny
lady.
Look at them ponies, though. Seems
to me like the ponies is getting better
and more plenty every year. Look at
that little girl in the pink pajamas.
She's a good enough locker and good
enough singer and good enough dan
Ger to land in one of Zigfeld's choruses
at thirty week, but she amt got sense
enough to 60 after the job Honest, |
wonder sometimes how | can hire some
of these beauties for eighteen a week"
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1916-07-30

many, as mine,
But women are toiling in them, toll
ing like slaves.
Are they your goddesses?
Congressman, confused
Yes.
Cleopatra
Surely the old man raves
know the fate of captives and slaves
of the East:
They must work till they die, or are
sold like beast.
This man owns them by thousands.
They toll amid wheels that grind.
They are his slaves.
Congressman, family
No, queens.
Cleopatra, angrily-
The man is mad or blind.
Pdllas-
Nay, nay, Daughter of Egypt, he is
neither blind nor mad
But talking as men still talk when
their cause is bad.
To cover an ugly truth he uses a
pretty phrase
AS even the Gods have done in the
good old days.
He knows that the woman who tolls
for some one else to be rich
Is no more a queen than the man who
digs a ditch.
He knows that the wife at home,
whom he does, as he says, revere,
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1916-07-30
YOU SIMPLY CAN'T TEACH AN
OLD THEATRICAL DOG
NEW TRICKS.

There was a good old trick of tearing
off a piece of five dollar bill for change.
Schultz and Schneider were deprived OF
their rolls by every approved burlesque
method. A man evidently intended to
be a Frenchman, who, when the show
opens, probably will wear high hat and
carry a cane in the hand not occupied
with twirling his mustachios, got
Schultz's watch after somebody else had
deprived Schneider of his. They fed
the stage.
"Where are Mile and Pearl?" some
body demanded.
Business of busting by Mile and
Pearl, in the persons of the brunette
soubrette and the blonde comedienne.
ooh, they've caught on, as usual" the
inquirer was informed, while Mile and
Pearl fastened toward the theoretical
r. u. e. to be on hand for their cues.
"Theres a couple of swell Americans
here from Milwaukee, Wisconsin, U. S.
A. They've got EN- out for time, l
guess"
The chorus, i. I. t. m. b. t. V. V. b. &C,
expressed its establishment at not find
ing Mile and Pearl with their victims
in tow Presently the victims entered.
Hello, Schultzw exclaimed Mile.
Don't you remember me?"
Schultz didn't.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1916-07-30
ARE WOMEN PEOPLE?
By Alice Duer Miller

Is not goddess, or else he would seek
her counsel here.
He knows her merely woman, and
he wants no woman to share
His power
Cleopatra
Why does he not say sol
Pallas--
Because he does not dare.
Cleopatra
Dares not? Is he a coward?
Pallas-
Nay, he fears where he ought.
For as some men think of women
they are wise to hide their
thought.
(She turns to Congressman
Mortal, | am goddess. Do not trem-
BILE and shrink.
read your heart about women-all
that you wish and think.
Base it is, and unworthy, but strike
you not dead at my feet.
This is my sentence upon you-a pun
ishment meet
When you tell your thought of Wom-
an, you shall tell the truth.
How you despise her wholy-all but
her beauty and youth.
Henceforth when you speak of Wom-
an, you shall tell all your heart.
Congressman, terrified
must be silent foreverl "a pause.)
Pelias TO Cleopatra
Come, Queen, we may now depart.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1916-07-30

sleeveless undershirts discussing
pasteboard container Of cooling beer,
smoking cigarettes (rolled from the
sack) and idly Tipping the leaves OF
their manuscripts. One was the second
comedian, German dialect foil for the
author in a Weberfeld dialogue that
threads the show, and the other was a
hayward brand of tramp.
It was very warm. Mrs. Buggs had
handkerchief tied about her throat to
keep the rivulets of moisture from the
starched yoke of her dress. The SOU
brette glanced coyly at the beer and
famed herself with newspaper.
Out in the main room the chorus was
being put through songs and dances IN
the rough. Musical comedy chorus girls
rehearse in boomers, burlesque girls in
anything they can get. Their chief lack
seems to be stockings. Some OF them
had paiama coats and short, pulled silk
trunks, of gay colors such as acrobats
wear. Such as wore skirts wore stock
ings but these were few.
They were trying to sing Hello, My
Sweetheart, Love You" but the owner
manager who directed the rehearsal
wasn't pleased.
Attack that song, girls" he ordered.
'You know the words. You don't at
tackt it, that's all's the matter"
Whereupon the girls did the best they
could to attack it.
'T think I've got pretty good bunch
here" confded the owner. There's
only few buns in the lot. I'm going
to let three of 'em go. See that old girl
with the red hair on the back row."
The visitor looked and saw moth
erly looking woman, apparently well
along in the forties, whose flaming hair
bespoke henna. She wore a Powered
lawn dress and moved as though she
were very tired.