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New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1916-08-27

are interested in philosophy and revolutions
and women. They seem more human than an
gelic. In fact, they are not much more than
lay figures on which NJ. France hangs his anti
theistic satire and through which he INDUCES
in his love for roughhouse. Any Frenchman
who wrote such book two hundred years ago
would have been burnt at the stake. Any
Frenchman who could write such book to-day
would be assured of his place in the French
Academy. 1t is not book for the tired busl-
ness man, or for babes and sucklings.
NJ France provides liberal number Of an
gels Three hundred Of them attend reyolu-
tionary meeting in Paris. Among them are
those who have become printers, gardeners and
musicians; banker and japanese angel, who
overcomes huge policeman in a street bra~l
by means of jiu-jitsu. The banker angel runs
true to his earthly type. He advocates the
revolution in heaven-and invests in munlton
plants on earth.
1t is a startling fact that the French angels
Of NJ. France, the English angel Of Mr.. Wells
and the Irish angels of Mr. Stephens are all
alike deporably radical. They consort with
riff-rsf, beggars and grlsettes and such. Inc"
manners would profoundly shock Mrs. Hum
phry Ward. Their economic and social IDEAS
resemble more closely those Of Max Eastman
and Big Bill Haywood than those OF, let Us
say, former President Taft. They woulo
cause grave misgyings among respectao@
idealists like Senator Murray Crane and Ut
Nicholas Murray Butler. These angels ]"
short, are ubiquitous lot-and we wish one
would visit America. Perhaps he could inte''
pref Mr.. Wilson's lectures.
We wish also that SEINE of our American
fiction writers would try to do an angel MoS'
interesting would be an American angel done
by Ernest Poole or Stephen Whitman or pos
sibly Harry Leon Wilson. Gouverneur motifs
might have done one for us ten years as~
but alas, Mr.. Morris has been writing Mss
ing stories too long.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1916-08-27

| moistened my dry lips. That is
what people do, isn't it, when they feel
as felt?
"But | haven't fifteen dollars with
me-" | managed to articulate.
ooh, that's all right" he interrupted
hastily. 81 know you're good for it. |
know | can trust man of your stand
ing. Just pay anything you like, now,
as deposit, and pay the rest when you
come to get the pictures"
| made one last attempt. 81 have
only five dollars" muttered hoarsely.
Give dollars That's all right.
Certainly. Thank you. Name and adj
dress, please"
IT HE pictures will be ready on Tues
day. But | shall not call for them
in person. | have given Marsh the ten
dollars, and have asked him if he'd
mind stopping to get them on his way
home. Five years ago Marsh did me
an evil turn. He has long since for
given me, but | have not forgotten.
And now my hour has struck. He is
going to call for those pictures, and |
know what is going to happen to him.
He is going to sit for one dozen
license photographs of himself, which
he cannot possibly use, and for one
dozen art panel folders on genuine
platinum paper, which he emphaticaly
will not want. And he is going to pay
eighteen dollars for the privilege.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1916-08-27
81 Didn't Order These!"
By DEEMS TAYLOR

head in black shawl, disappeared be-
hind the camera.
"Now, face this way! No; not 80
much. That's right, now, chin up!
More! More yet. That's right. Now,
hold that!
held it. He came out and did some
thing mysterious with a plate-holder.
Ready, now! A little more cheerful,
please"
/ essayed CHASTITY smirk.
Hold it! Steady. Good"
| started to climb down, hopefully.
But he waved me back
"Do you know" he said, meditatively,
81 believe I'll take couple more of you.
You're an unusually good sitter"
well" thought, that is decent of
him! So I'm good sitter? Why, this
being photographed isn't so bad, after
all. | suppose there is something
little out of the ordinary in my appear
ance. Now that l think of it, several
of my friends have mentioned the fact.
I'm probably not so bad-looking, at that.
Really, now, the fellow SENS to have
taste"
He suddenly ran behind the camera
and pushed it violently toward me,
stopping only when the lens was prac-
tically pointing down my throat.
opened my mouth to say "ah-h," but he
stopped me.
"No; mouth closed. Face the camera!
Chin up. More. Hold that! A little
more cheerful, please! Steady. Good
No; wait minute. Side face, now. Look
up a little! Chin up! More. Hold that!
A little more cheerful, please. Steady.
Good That's ALL
It was over. | could go out into the
world, out into the sunshine, serene in
the knowledge that the picture had been
taken, and that was an unusually good
sitter.
ON Wednesday returned. The pho
tographer remembered me almost
Immediately, aid brought out the
photographs. l surveyed them with
mild interest.
"Waitw he said 81 have something
to show you" He dived behind the
counter and brought up two large
proofs.
THERE" He beamed triumphantly.
What do you think of those?"
looked at them. Yes; they were in
dubitably |. But what changed |,
what an idealized, transcendentalized |!
Gone were the stray tufts of hair that
are wont to stick out pleasantly from
behind my ears; gone was the small
mole on my forehead; gone were the
lines that time and suffering and heavy
thinking have craven deep in my rather
interesting face. Upon that revised
and expurgated countenance was a
tolerant smile, Buddha-like and inscrut-
able. Some one had been at work on
that face, some one who objected vio-
lently to my usual features and who
had resolved to do what he could to
make decent job of them.
The Denison review. [volume] (Denison, Iowa) 1867-current, 1916-04-12
DUNLAP woMAN's CLUB is BUSY.
Garden Committee Has Its Plans Well
Under Way for Summer Campaign
Interest Boys and Girls.

Dunlap. April 1O-The Woman's club
held their regular meeting in their
club rooms at the public library with
a good attendance and succeeded in
getting their garden committee we'll
organized.
The club was most fortunate in Sc
curing the services OF Rev. Grant to
supervise class Of boys in CONNER
cial gardening. He being. an expert
gardener the boys no doubt will de-
rive much benefit from their summers
work. aside from financial profits.
Mrs. Harry Tinker is chairman over
all committees, Mrs. John Rawlings
having charge of the flower gardens
and flower contests and Mrs. J. J.
Moorhead overseeing the small vege-
table gardens.
1t is hoped the girls may become
enthusiastic enough to enter the toma-
to canning contest next fall.
The child welfare committee report
ed that the members of the school
board had been interviewed and sig
nified their Willingness to inaugurate
medical and dental inspection Of the
schools.
The next program is to be held on
April 18th, subject to be "Clean Up
Week."
The Denison review. [volume] (Denison, Iowa) 1867-current, 1916-04-12

dealers in oils. tires and accessories
for cooperation in providing the 500
cars which are expected to start. Tour
lists by the score are expected to join
the caravan enroute and by the time
the exposition grounds are reached it
will be the largest assemblage Of mo-
tor cars that has ever been brought
together for such journey.
The rapid development of the Lin
coin highway both in actual road i'm
prOvement and tourist accOmmOda
tions along the route makes the plar
feasible in every way and it is hoped
that the plan may appeal to the manu-
facturers and be the biggest event o
the year in motoring circles.
The Denison review. [volume] (Denison, Iowa) 1867-current, 1916-04-12

4 Miss Edna Nichols, who was ON
Language teacher for two years, visit
ed at the college Friday and Saturday
She is teaching now in the Perry higt
lschool.
h Miss Kathryn Hansen. one OF oul
students last fall, visited friends at thu
Hhall Saturday and Sundax. She ID nov
Teaching near Ida Grove.
H Misses Blanche and Zeta Monahan
Of Portsmouth, who recently finished
4 the required twelve weeks OF normal
work, called on Sunday afternoon. The
former was on her way to teach a
school near Dunlap.
Miss Pearl Beaumont, one of our
students of last year, visited school
last week. She is enjoying her teach
! ing very much.
Ralph Bruitsche was called to his
home in Coon Rapids week ago on
account of the illness of his brother.
His brother was sufficiently improved
SO that Ralph returned to school on
Monday
Miss Burgess, who has been suffer.
ling from severe attack of tonsillitis,
at the advice of the doctor, is taking
couple of weeks rest. at her home
in Olathe, Kans. Miss Marguerite
Haugh is substituting in her absence
New students this term are: Miss
Osborn. OF Missouri Valley; Miss
Lyons, of Charter Oak: Miss Kroeger,
of Templeton; Miss Heidi, of Turin;
Miss Steenhusen, of irwin, and Miss
Gray, of Extra
The students are working hard on
an. entertainment to be given next
Tuesday evening at the college chapel.
The entertainment consists of two
parts. The first part will be under the
direction of the music department. The
college quartet will furnish several
numbers besides other musical selec.
ticns. This will be followed by farce
given by the members of the literary
societies.
Professor VanNess has received an
invitation to deliver the commence.
mant address for the high school at
McCallsburg.
The Denison review. [volume] (Denison, Iowa) 1867-current, 1916-04-12
Business Man Pleads Guilty.

Jefferson, April 5-Ross Potter, who
operated a furniture store here for sew
eral years, appeared before Judge AL
bert in the district court and pleaded
guilty to arson. Potter confessed that
he set fire to his own store last De
cember. collected the insurance, Sc
cured new location and bought q
new stock. Investigation by repre-
sentatives OF the state fire marshal's
Office connected Potter with the fire
He was seen leaving the store before
the fire was discovered, testimony be
fore the grand jury showed. An in
dictment followed Judge Albert sen
sentence not to exceed eight years IL
fenced Potter to an indetermlnatt
the Anamosa refOrmatory. Leon Pot
ter, brother. and Shrimp Cantelc
accompanied the prisoner to the re
formatory.
The Denison review. [volume] (Denison, Iowa) 1867-current, 1916-04-12
TEST SEED NOW OR NEVER.
Final Warning and Instructions Given
FOR Insuring Good Corn Crop by
Experiment Station.

With the time for corn planting
matter of good seed still unsettled III
many places, the farm crops section
of the Iowa agricultural experiment
station has issued final warning to
farmers that it is absolutely necessary
to plant good seed and that the only
way to know what is good is to make
q test OF every ear shelled for plant,
ling. The statement of the Ames men
based on visits to all parts OF the
state, may be summed up as follows:
/. The character of the 1916 corn
crop depends absolutely on the indi-
vidual car test.
/ 2. There is enough seed corn in
the state of Iowa to plant this next
years crop. providing the individual
ear test is used effectively.
3. There is very little corn in Iowa
which is fit for seed in it's present con-
|dition. Ii there is to be enough seed
to plant this years crop it will be alb
solutely essential that much OF the
corn which gives low termination
test, be gone over by the individual
ear method, to separate the good ears
from the bad.
A. In some localities nearly one
half of the farmers will need to pur-
chase some seed corn this year.
5. If seed must be purchased, get
your seed now. Get it and test it at
once.
6. 1t is neither safe nor necessary
to buy seed from distant points, of
which nothing is known regarding
either it's value or its adaptation to
Iowa conditions.
Z. Locally produced seed will give
greater yield of better quality corn
than that brought from a distance.
Get seed in your own immediate To-
cality if possible.
s. Don't buy seed from an agent.
If you buy from seed company, buy
from one which has years of honest
business to its credit. 1t is best to be
on the safe side. Therefore use only
the safe method.
The Denison review. [volume] (Denison, Iowa) 1867-current, 1916-04-12
Plan Gigantic Motor Caravan.

Detroit, Mich.-The biggest and
longest automobile parade that has
ever been seen is being arranged for
the coming summer to travel from
Detroit, the heart of the automobile
industry, over the Lincoln highway to
San Francisco and thence to the Pana
ma. California international exposition
lat San Diego.
Blythe H. Henderson, chief of motor
transportation at the exposition, is
now in Detroit comforting with the of.
ficials of the Lincoln Highway asso.
citation and making arrangements with
automobile manufacturers of both
(truck and passenger cars and with al
The Denison review. [volume] (Denison, Iowa) 1867-current, 1916-04-12
DRAG Roads This Spring.

Drag it again." is the answer to the
farmers question, what is. the best
thing to do to road after it has been
dragged. Moreover. it is just about
one of the most progressive slogans
a farmer can adopt, say the Iowa state
highway commission men at Ames.
Spring time dragging, they say, is
the most effective dragging that road
can be given. In the spring time a
road is in a receptive state for drag.
sing and work done on it at this time
means road that will not only be
ready for early spring work, but one
that will be in better summer con.
dition than the road on which drag
ging has been delayed until later
The Denison review. [volume] (Denison, Iowa) 1867-current, 1916-04-12
The s91 900, 900 order for beef ste,

The $91 100000 order for beef stew
placed in Canada by Great Britain is
to be apportioned among Canadian and
American packers. This is sample
of democratic prosperity pity tits
it's stew. Incidentally, the filing OF
this. order will require cans to the
value of $5.OO0,000. the contract for
which will be placed with the Ameri
can Can company. there being no car
making industry in the dominion large
enough to undertake the contract
What Canada cant, we can.
The Denison review. [volume] (Denison, Iowa) 1867-current, 1916-04-12

OBSERVATION-DISCLOSURES
Of
to Tholsa nds OF umers.
BY Edward Allen. Copyright 1900

By Edward Allen Copyright 1900
public than the they
Of nothing OF Importance the
people OF community and where
exchange living Hence this article
abroad in the land especially
department maier
sell merchandise much cheaper than merchants
doing business smaller cities and towns In view however OF
investigation subject period
abundance Of evidence the am in
position 70 make t positive statement that such belief absolutely false
except IL ant isolated
responsible Of this
belief is the stupndous advertising conducted by such
h h r 1 r h ;a IS b 1. Tht the ; n'l l
has wonderfully successful Thousands
people sy believe that the
listed in it's pages are priced much lower than they can bought elsewhere
paog absolutely
they saving and pacticng thrift
financially able
poy exploit
able spend the the and distribution
would readily discern their this twentieth bubble
Of commercial illusion would soon be burst
During have visited upwards OF three
United States and have
cwd perhaps thousand retail dealers aud farmers
o and professional men in effort get at the real truth about this
maoder buying and without exception has been claimed by
partially studied and investigated the subject that quality terms and trans
charges being taken consideration the buyer do not only
well in his home town. but in better
gone the stock Of
thousand and compared article for article according
to the woed description with those listed in the catalogues Of our two ar
irder and satisfied such claims substantially
found articles line which saving could be made
c line hundred be had cheaper from such
dealers the fully thirty be
bought for less from the smaller merchant.
As these made having exceptional ad
conditions prevailing elsewhere the
by
call
S himself confirm them.
This has been places In articles will
tails of accomplished;
intelligent.
abandon
know the
people all and upto-date
Dcnison that modern
whole it has been good fortune meet days Judging from
have the
profitable
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the making possible
order
cd conditions and the evolution OF the modern merchant will
Observation-Disclosures Observation-Disclosures
The Denison review. [volume] (Denison, Iowa) 1867-current, 1916-04-12

Continued on Page SIM
The Denison review. [volume] (Denison, Iowa) 1867-current, 1916-04-12
COLLEGE NOTES.

Miss Edna Nichols, who was our
language teacher for two years, visit
ed at the college Friday and Saturday
She is teaching now in the Perry high
The Denison review. [volume] (Denison, Iowa) 1867-current, 1916-04-12

THIS PAPER issued In
Two Sections; Section
one-Pages to to 8-lo.
cal news. stories, CORE.
spondence and 0enison
locals.
The Denison review. [volume] (Denison, Iowa) 1867-current, 1916-04-12

Many of our intelligent patriots stay
away from the primaries so that they
can feel free to criticize everything
that is done.
The Denison review. [volume] (Denison, Iowa) 1867-current, 1916-04-12

Marquette, Mich. Chronicle.-The
solid Wilson delegates from Nebraska
to the democratic national convention
will be headed by w. J. Bryan, and
the impression prevails that the
Peerless Leader will wear his cooked
hat"
The Denison review. [volume] (Denison, Iowa) 1867-current, 1916-04-12

All ultimatum will now be issued
to Germany, informing them if they
don't stop blowing up our citizens,
we will send them another note.
Charlevoix county herald., 1916-07-14
SAGE TEA DARKENS
HAIR TO ANY SHAD[
Don't stay Gray! Here's a
Old-time Recipe that Any :
body can Apply.

The use of Sage and Sulphur for re
storing faded, gray hair to its NATURE
color dates back to grandmother's tim
She used it to keep her hair beautiful
dark, glossy and attractive. WhenevC
her hair took on that dull, faded c
streaked appearance, this simple mixtuI
was applied with wonderful effect.
But brewing at home is mussy and
out-of-date. Nowadays, by asking al
any drug store for so cent bottle OF
"Wyeth's Sage and Sulphur Compound"
you will get this famous old Sssparation
improved by the addition 6f other in
gradients, which can be depended upon t
restore natural color and beauty to I'll,
hair.
A well-known downtown druggist says
IL darkens the hair 80 naturally and
evenly that nobody can tell it has been
applied. You simply dampen a spongc
or soft brush with it and draw this
through your hair, taking one strand at
a time. By morning the gray hair dis.
appears, and after another application OF
two, it becomes beautifully dark and
glossy.
Wyeth's Sage and Sulphur Compound
Is delightful toilet requisite for those
who desire a more youthful appearance.
1t is not intended for the cure, mitigation
or prevention of disease.
Charlevoix county herald., 1916-07-14
WANTS TO FIND THE THIEF
Note Dropped in Indiana Farmers
Henhouse After Raid Is
Signed "Ella."

Nashville, Ind.-Philip Weddle, a
farmer In Johnson township, Brown
county, will file an affidavit against
George Somebody for larceny if he
can find out who he is. A few nights
ago 40 hens were stolen from Phillips
henhouse, and the thief came again
Wednesday night and carried away 25
more. On this trip the thief dropped
a pocketbook which contained the fol-
lowing note:
Dear George: / am anxious to see
you at once. They are telling that you
was the one that took Weddles
chickens. Pa and ma are on their ear,
and says that you will have to quit
coming here to see me. You know
George, you had a date with me and
did not come the night the chickens
were stolen, and this leads them to
believe it Is so, so you must see pa
and explain before l can go with you
any more. ELLA"
Mr.. Weddle says he knows the girl,
but is anxious to learn the name of
her sweetheart.
Charlevoix county herald., 1916-07-14
CAPTAIN MOREY, TELLS THRILLING
STORY OF THE CARRIzAL MASSACRE
Sole Surviving Officer Gives Intimate Details Of the First Real
Tragedy Of the Campaign BIames No One and Draws No
COncusons-Suffers Agones Of Hunger and Thirst in
His Escape Back to the Headquarters of Pershing

Field Headquarters, United States
Punitive Expedition, near Casas
Grandes.-Capt. Lewis S. Morey, Troop
X, Tenth cavalry, the sole officer TO
survive the CarriZal massacre, sat on
the edge of bunk In matched hut
at headquarters here and told an at
tentive group of fellow officers, who
gathered to congratulate him as one
from the grave, intimate details of the
first real tragedy of this campaign.
MOrey had spent the previous night
In the hospital after his arrival here
In motor car. In the morning, his,
blood-stained shirt removed, and his
body cleansed and refreshed, he was
able to move about the camp with his
left shoulder, through which Mauser,
bullet had scared its way, swathed in
bandages.
Confers With Pershing.
He first held conference with Gen
eral Pershing. And then he visited
with his regiment in what probably
will be the most remarkable reunion
of this campaign. AS he walked
through the curious little army streets,
Charlevoix county herald., 1916-07-14
Church OF God Notes
Pastor, Jas. w. Ruehle.

Sunday, July l6, 1916.
1000 a. m.-Sunday School.
HOO a. m.-Preaching.
2:30 p. m.-Services at Three Bells
School house.
7:3O p. m.-Preaching.
On Tuesday evening VIM. A. Humex
who has spent several years as a mis-
sionary to China will give an address.
His father also being missionary and
having spent nearly all his life in that
country will enable Mr.. Humex to ably
present matters OF interest to all.
Wednesday 1880 p. m. Prayer meet
ing
Friday evening-Cottage meeting.
Charlevoix county herald., 1916-07-14

would pitch face forward into 1t with
out support.
81 understand the nOncOmmissioned
officer left Adair wounded In the ditch
at Adair's order and went forward to
Carrizal. Then, looking back, he saw
his officer with his eyes glazing, his
head webbing against the side of the
ditch, and he ran back and remained
with him till death came.
Caught In Angle Of Fire.
"Boyd was killed when his troop
made the rush for the trench in which
Carranzistas had the machine guns.
Just how he died don't know"
Caught In a right angle of fire,
Morey's small detachment, as previ-
Gus dispatches have related, was
forced to retire. Mounts had been
sent to the rear, and every man, in
Guiding the leader, was afoot.
Alternately lying fiat on their faces
and then rising and fighting desperate
ly, the little band Unanswered to the
rear. II continued to withdraw until
Morey, with one of the corporals, who
was bleeding profusely from the