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The Harrison times., 1916-09-23
FIERY RED PIMPLES
soothed and Healed by Cutieura Soap
and Ointment. Trial Free.

Smear the affected skin with Cutlcura
Ointment on end Of finger Let 1t re-
main five to ten minutes. Then wash
off with plenty Of Cuticura Soap and
hot water. Dry without irritation.
Nothing like Cuticura for all skin
troubles from infancy to age.
Free sample each by mail with Book
Address postcard, Cuticura, Dept. l.,
Boston. Sold everywhere.-Adv. =.
The Harrison times., 1916-09-23
STATE HAPPENINGS.

Judge L. c. Smith Of Dewitt, one
Of the candidates for the Democratic
gubernatorial nomination in the
March primaries, is out in a card de-
nying that he was not supporting DR..
c. H. Brough, his successful oppo-
nent. Judge Smith says he is sup
porting the entire state Democratic
ticket from top to bottom, and IS
doing all he can to get large vote IN
his section of the state.
The Harrison times., 1916-09-23

An active campaign win soon be in
augurated in Pike county At a meet.
ing of the Anti-Saloon League J. c..
PinnlX, Claude A Rankin and U. 5.
Langley of Murfreesboro were named
as the Executive Committee to have
charge Of the campaign, and it is in
tended to have the business men ad-
dress the voters at each schoolhouse
and church in the county before the
November election.
The Harrison times., 1916-09-23

Arrangements are about competed
for the movement of snap beans from
Horatio. The Kansas City Southern
will have ample equipment on hand
for this business, which begins during
September and continues during six
weeks. An average of two carloads
OF green snap beans a day will be
shipped.
The Harrison times., 1916-09-23
To Fortify tie System Against
Summer Heat

Many users OF Grove Tasieless Chill
Tonic make il practice TO take this old
standard remedy regularly to iortiiy the
system against the depressing effect OF
summer heat. as those who are strong
withstand the heat Of summer better than
those who are weak Price soc.
The Harrison times., 1916-09-23

When the Conway schools opened
it became known through the United
Church Charity Association there are
several children in the city whose par,
ents are not financially able to send
them to school. R. T. Hunt immediate,
ly started subscription and soon
had enough money subscribed to pur.
chase books for these children.
The Harrison times., 1916-09-23

The matter Of purchasing an auto
fire truck was referred to the Finance
Committee by the Conway City Coun,
Gil. The Light, Water and Sewer
Committee was authorized to pur.
chase a steam boiler to operate the
pumps at the city pumping station at
Gleason, to be used in case of an
emergency.
The Harrison times., 1916-09-23

The Layne & Bowler Co. of Stutt-
CART is entertaining its employees with
a picnic, which will last several days.
The picnic is held at Peppers lake
The picnickers are requested to bring
their own bedding and tin plate. The
company furnishes everything else
and pays all expenses, including
transportation.
The Harrison times., 1916-09-23

Miss Irene Thornton, teacher at
Hatton, and five Of her pupils were
made very sick by drinking water
containing Paris green. Medical aid
was quickly summoned and no fatali-
ties resulted Sheriff H. w. Finger
was called, but decided that the water
was poisoned by accident.
The Harrison times., 1916-09-23

Gas consumers Of Van Buren and
Fort smith are now using gas from
the Kibler field, in Crawford county
The Fort Smith Light and Traction
Company, which also owns the gas
company, began drawing on the Craw-
ford county gas fields the first Of the
week.
The Harrison times., 1916-09-23

Preparations are being made to es.
tabish a broom factory at Batesville
within the next two weeks. The con.
cern will be operated under the man,
agement Of r. A. Dowdy Bea Conine
and James Menard all Of this city.
The Harrison times., 1916-09-23

At meeting Of the Board OF Gov
ernors of the Business Mems League
OF Hot Springs it was decided not
to hold fall race meeting at Essex
park this year as had been scheduled.
Ham j. Davis, owner Of the Essex
park, acquesced in the decision.
The Harrison times., 1916-09-23

Wash day is smile day If you use Red
Cross Ball Blue, American made, therefore
the best made. ADV,
The Harrison times., 1916-09-23

The home of e. w. Greer Of Mena
was destroyed by fire recently Mr..
Greer is 81 years of age and has now
begun to rebuild his residence.
Friends have offered to assist him,
but he has refused aid.
The Harrison times., 1916-09-23

Uncle Baz Thomas Of Ash Flat, Van
Buren county, has a muzzle.loading
shotgun that he bought in Little Rock
three or four years before the Civil
war. The gun cost $40, The owner
used II in the battle OF Prairie Grove
during the Civil war. The gun Is still
in use.
The Harrison times., 1916-09-23
Depends.

The @ Aic--Women never get good
grasp Of anything.
The Husbund--Well, that may be IL
you get your hair cut short enough.
The Harrison times., 1916-09-23

A strike Of 300 miners at the Hunt.
ngton mines Of the Central Coal and
Coke Company has ended. The men
struck IN an effort to force signing OF
a wage scale contract, Sixty men
who struck for similar reasons at Mid.
land will also return.
The Harrison times., 1916-09-23

Work was begun at Van Buren, as.
sembling material for paving East
Main street. There are more than
1000 yards Of concrete to be put in
Commissioners for District No. 3 Will
soon advertise for bids for paving.
The Harrison times., 1916-09-23
SAVE A DOCTORS BILL

by keeping Mississippi Diarrhoea Cor
dial handy for all stomach complaints.
Price 2Jc and 50c.-Adv.
The Harrison times., 1916-09-23

The Forrest City city Council has
passed an ordinance creating q dis,
trict to pave six miles OF streets with
combination OF asphalt and maca,
dam.
The Harrison times., 1916-09-23

d. G. Barnes, farmer residing four
miles north Of Prescott, while trying
to pull pig into his buggy was
thrown from his buggy against
fence and his back badly wrenched
when his team became frightened and
ran away. He will recover.
The Harrison times., 1916-09-23

Boston now has 34S,202 names in It's
city directory.
The Harrison times., 1916-09-23

Make companion Of vice and you
will become It's slave.
The Harrison times., 1916-09-23

L. b. Mason of near Bradford has
been appointed by Governor Hays to
the vacancy on the Equalization
Board caused by the resignation OF
l.. d. Smith.
The Harrison times., 1916-09-23

Some men look upon religion as a
sort OF moral fire escape.
The Harrison times., 1916-09-23

Uongkong reports a shortage in ear
bonic acid gas
The Harrison times., 1916-09-23

F. r. Pierce who owns a large farm
at the mouth OF the Norfolk, has ma.
terial on the ground for a big native
stone and concrete residence. This
Will be the first stone house in this
section.
The Harrison times., 1916-09-23

A fruit and stock growers associa.
tion has been organized at Plndall. A
meeting will be held October 2l, to
buy berry plants and order thorough.
bred cattle.
The Harrison times., 1916-09-23

The Pulaski County Equalization
Board decided to assess all mortgages,
notes and other evidences Of indebt.
edness and made one assessment Of
an $4,000 mortgage
The Harrison times., 1916-09-23

The buildings Of Amsterdam are
built largely on pilingS. The town
hall stands on 1900 such supports.
The Harrison times., 1916-09-23

Governor George w, Hays Will
speak at Hamburg on the political
issues Of the day on October IA,
The Harrison times., 1916-09-23
THIS IS THE AGE OF YOUTH.

You will look ten years younger if you
darken your ugly. grizzly, gray hairs by
using la Creole" Hair Dressing. ADV
The Harrison times., 1916-09-23

Nature paints things red in the fall
and many a man is able to trace his
fall back to the time when he painted
things red.
The Harrison times., 1916-09-23
unfailinn.

"When smoke goes straight up in
the air, what is it a sign Off"
THAT something is burning"
Freie Presse fuÌˆr Texas. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1865-1945, 1916-09-07
geloi6t muroe; mn Elm 8allen iuatr'
De bei1doigt.
SnIan0.
Der Yanama &anal, |

cNor Wnoorn Go,1oI Sol.
,4,, 49, o;as,aS So 80 ea.
srana. 80 -. ~, 20 Safsnas
auiaa; 90 i aaya os I;ns
aa s.n;9s ossl $500 e. ua l.oaop so
un o.s sss8a l aa iuss'
"sH SDaI s.u's
1'up NIe1. ssvs..Ot az 9.
- s .a @san slu
1'e o. p.. m by ssf.I.
:. 49, O'et nv 0s',i oat.p
pon a. eio ppn Atrs ~
80 ma
Mnnon
puss'1 los uap :. W.. Nv 0e az
pel''.ul'uetl e~eiDiulull nlllleIS ~
Freie Presse fuÌˆr Texas. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1865-1945, 1916-09-07

0as Senats Claims : ao-
mite bat anf Intrag bon Senator
Sbepparo lno &ongreBmam Slap-
ben beihloiien, 6rau 2ena @arug-
non pom San Intonio nit $1,000
uno lire 5odter gtbel nit $500
fir 8~erleblngen 3it entldG6igen, Die
beioe Dor orei Sabren erlitteri, als
tie bon elmer 8atterie oes 3. Mrtile-
RE Megiments iiberfabren tplirben.
Ser aIamo lit in Den Ietten
@oden BON t1glid nngefabr 400
TerIonen, meiitens MiIi5 Soloa-
ten, belud)t iporoen. 8iele oerielben
erlporben Die BORT gum gerfnif aus
Iiegenoen 9iiber, ipeld]e oie @eifid)-
fe oes Ilano iomie bes Staotes
Gerns bebanoeIn, ebenio Eoitfarten
into anoere feline a~llrioiit1ten. Ger
Heingefpinn. Der aus Dem gerfmnf
bieler Soubenirs er5ielt miro, miro
SIR SnitanobaIting ser alien So
peIe pertDenoet.
9ie S%trnBenbobn : &onipagnie
bat nit Dem 2egen neuer 9oppeI-
@eIeile an Der Siio.SIores StroBe
%begon1en; ouberoem miro nod Elm
500 SliB lnrses Hebeugeleis nod Ser
3atn Station gelegt, oas BON Den
ben Tniiagier 8erfebr permitteln.
Den Cars benuBt pcroen miro.
Srnu Guadalupe 3ambrmr
Srepino, oie @itme oes peritorbeitel
Generals Srepilio, bat gegen eint
8erfiigling oes Gountp : @eridts
ourd, peIfc 6. 8. 6. ORD gum @or
NUMB 0es Saiipterbcn, Geronimo
Srebino IT., ernunnt puroc, Ippel
lation einaereid)t. DDS bonn Genera
Grebino hinterlaliene @ermogen niri
ouf Is Bis % Riaionen Dollar
geibdst.
Wah benz 9eridt BON Sra
Slora 90. HotbpeG tmtroc Der Gpie[
plot an Der 8iiena 8iIfa Strabl
mdbreno oes Monats Mugrft boz
2085 ainoern freauenticrt.
Freie Presse fuÌˆr Texas. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1865-1945, 1916-09-07
! c : 8.

GIlt berltd]tIgter yteger, Der
in Grofett in oas Sans eines mol
bdbenoen 8iirgers eingebrod)en mar
uno ertappt pur0e, periufte onrf)
cine @lastiir 81 lpringen uno idnitt
iih babel Die 9alsaoern ourh; Der
5htuur5e blrtete fidl IN menigen Mi-
nuten al Tooe, ebe dr5tli6e 9iilfe
berbeifommen fonnte.
Der erite Spatenitid an Der
neuen eleftrilden 9abn, Die Semple
nit @arlin perbinoen ioa, miro am
9. september unter ben iibliben
6eierlidJfeiten getans gleid5eitig
miro aud Ser gdltein 3ll Der ben
8ra5os iberlpannenoen Bride ge-
legt meroen.
syran 2eIin 8roiu1t 8arger,
melf)e am Montag ibren @atten g..
6. garger IN Dallas erihoiien BAT,
lit BON Ser Surp lett oesbalb for
mel unter anfIoge geiteflt, gleifJ-
seitig muroen garger's Sdnuger,
s. 6. 8nrfe, lomie Iein aooptipiohn
8illp Steiuart angeflagt, nit Der
Srau 5ar geriibung Der Sat eir
&omplott eeidmieOet nnb. lie BET
@nsfiibrune oerieIben %unteritiibt 81
hahef.
glpoe Sallp BON @on5ales, Der
Sobn oes itdbtiIfen @efangenpar-
tiers @aIh gaGp, lieB fid, Inn oaS
2eben ieines 8aters SIT retten, is
ltn5en gIut ab5apfen, Die Dem ge-
~5dap1d)ten Wann eingelpribt rpliroen.
Die Operation tpltroe gliidliA aus
gefiihrt uno Ser 3uitano Deg aran-
fen ion fih leitoem beoeilteno gebei-
1ert bnbeu.
SO. 81. Simmons, elm noble
fainter gieb5ii6ter bon &ehlgio
Gountu, fpuroe Dor einigen Sagen
BON elmer aiftigen Spinne in Die
redte Sano gebiiien. Sem 3uitano
NOR "A Gage lebr 8eiorgnis errege1io
nno sic Sanb muBte oreimal ge-
Idnitten meroen, che iid Die @e-
idtpllIt legte.
Der in Der N1be BON @onSo-
les mobnenoe Sarmer Bennett gotts
e~r5ieltc fir einen einsigen 8allen
gallmmoQe bas nette Siimm6en BON
$t25.71. Ser @allen tDog 6T9
Gfltno uno tpnroe su 1874 Gents
perfmtft; Ser Snmen bate elm 8e-
mift bon 1878 Gfnno uno miroe
nod Ser State bon S37 pro Sonne
nerduBert.
Ser 60i1briae Soiepb 8erra1o
ltorb gons plotlid ouf Dem gabn-
bof su Gayle 2afe, mdbreno err alif
einen i3ug mortete, ON 6er8ifllag.
- Die ~t7i1hriee gona Setter BON
8ainespile erIitt beim @didefodelt
lebensgefabrlif)e 8ranomunoen; lie
mar nit ibren &leioern Dem inter
Dem @aId)feIiel brennenoen offenen
sSeuer 5u nobe gefomnen nno Dar
I'M Iugcnblif in Slammen ge-
bitllt.
Ssn 8alpefton lit Sralllein glu-
guIta SriBfde inn Mlter BON rs Sab
rem aus Dem 2e6en geidieben; oie
8erftorbene mar in 9eiitIhlano ge-
boren uno botte felt % Sabren in
@alpelton gelebt.
SIM Farmers Cotton @are
Soule" 81 @eintar brad 6eiier ans.
oas inoeifen redt8eitig cntoeft uro
Freie Presse fuÌˆr Texas. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1865-1945, 1916-09-07
Cine idbmeibelbafte Mmz
erfenttittta.

Die oentI6en 3eitungen in oielen
2anoe iino Dem Sbidlal perfallen
iiA nit ,itiler @lnerfennung" begnii
gen al miifien. Cine 3eitung wie oit
.sSreie 8reiie", Die ii6 beDuBt tit
ibre poae S6nloigfeit oen 2eierr
aeqeniiber al tim ltno alien Sleif
anf TIRE Mrbeit 81 p%erpenoen, fiibli
mol initinftip, oaB iie @enugtuunq
gem1brt uno geniiroigt miro, aaein
elm Sob aus Den &eibelt Der 2eier
gebort aur eroBen Seltenbeit, man
fonn iih idtper oa5u aufraffen unt
bed gep1brt es Dem 3eitnugsI6rei-
Der oie groBte 8efrieoigung IN lei
mem i6tperen rno an~itrengenoen 9e-
3ruf ourd einige freunolihe Worta
ermltntcrt Su meroen.
go peroffentliben mir benin DER
ScItenhcit tpegen ben naditeberlbs n
Brief Der cine 4usrabme beoeutet
ltno fir ii6 ielbit Ipridt:
Sort Sam Soultom Sercs,
ben 6. Sept. 1916.
glll Gle expedition Ser Sreien greIic
fir Eeras,
Sun Mntonio, Eeras.
Sebr geebrte &errenl
Oa nniere Dibiiion am 16. s. M.
nod Iuitin aiisriift, bin id geaiDun-
gen, sic 51 erluben, mein Mbonne-
ment am fiinf5ebnten 5. Mts. 5lt
idIieBen, oenn in aler 8abrlhein-
Iidfeit gebt es nad nolIbroftem
@onobec beimmGrts.
Sd babe Sbre 3eitldrift ieSen
&ofentag nit groBem 8ergnu1en
,gelelen ur6 fiible mid neranlaBt, SD
men meinen aufribtigen @liiftpunid)
urs5uipreden, oaB es Sbnen gelun-
gen 1T, bier i'm Siiotpeiten Sic Safel
oeutider 9ultur Ieuhten sl Iaiien.
Mleroines benefit Sbre 3eitl1ng, oaB
Die &eoaftion te6niId tpie littera-
rid onf iebr bober Gtnie 1tebt.
8abreno meines a~ufentboIts bat
Shire 3eitung pieI ba5u beigetragen,
mir ben @enliB eeiitger Nobrung
5ll5ufiibren nnb id fam oas oelto
freier be5eugen, ga id trob mteines
0eRyl9 f~Iingenoen Namens niht
oeuIiher abitammung bin. Man
brandt nber nift lin Mrfaoien ge-
baren" su fem, Inn Sen @eift oellt-
iden Strebens 1tno 9onnens al err
faifen un6 ieoes Sort fir oie nad
SS6ealen itrebenoe beiitlbe Station
in elmer. 2anoe, in tpeId)em aus nas
tiirIiden linb gelhdftIiden 8riinoen
ic riel @orurteil gegen 9~eutIflarb
feitebt, beoeitet einen Shrttt eur
Grringlina Ser ben Eeutonen gebii6-
ren0en Mncrfennung.
Sroem id Shnen nod tpeiteren
mo gr6beren grfolg nto GinfIuB
pom Screen fpiiilId)e, 5eifne ih
hohodtulgsDoa
Or. @nitap Sc. gledl,
Maior, aor1morloant oes SGinoiier
SSeIo=E fitoIs so 9
Freie Presse fuÌˆr Texas. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1865-1945, 1916-09-07

Die r.. 6. @iimme Company
Of San Gntonio" lit nit einern 9e-
triebsfapitdl bon $4,000 inforporiert
iuoroen. @ls Srforporatoren tu1ir.
ben eingetrngen: e. 6. Mumme, 81.
". Barter. @arim M. ertpin.
Freie Presse fuÌˆr Texas. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1865-1945, 1916-09-07

Banmmolle.
Gan Gntonio, Ser, 14% gts.
6alpeitpn, aeitern 1886 gts.

Bnn miu0le.
San Gntonio. Ser, 14% gfs.
6alpefun. aeitern, 1886 gfs.
GoffonTamc Vrnonfte.
San Antpnip, Ser, z. Sept. f918A
Hrime CRUDE Cotton Seeb Oil, "a
Gents pei GnlDns
Neu Yorf, I. Sept. 0ftpber,
$1,000; Nopember. 1895; 9eSenber,
$9.95, Sanuar, $1,000; Mdr5, 5000;
Srime grnDe, 1888; Erime GUNNER
g)elolu, Spot. $9,65.
5arm.Irponfte.
San Nntonio, Ser, z. Sept. 1915 -
Butter .22c per Yfuno
Gier (nnr friIde) SO. 1. CSC per 9bo.
$50. 2. 15c per @bo.
6iibner .......... 16e-19e per 9b0.
Curriers' f6c per Tfurlo
8et3ell .......... SLIT per Nuld)el
&orn ......... $1.00 per guihel
Safer ............ 58c per gmifeL
Sen ...... ...... $14.00 per Sonue
Uemiife.
GartoffeIn, CALIFORNIA, $3.50.
SiiBe &artoffeln, @bite Gam, $1.75;
Eunpfin Gam. $2.25.
3piebeln, California, So. so.
3tpiebeln. grim. per 9bb. 8iinbeI 45e.
8obnen. Crime. 1925 per 8uiGeI.
&abieshen. Acc I. 1 Gbb. z8iinoeI.
8lnmenfobl. &c uio 7c per Bfb.
&ohl, $500 per Crate.
@riiner Bfeffer. 81 per guIdel.
Geaerie, Csc II. Toe per Snsen6.
Teteriilie, 35c Der 9tb.sgiinoeI.
Gnrtnloupes, STANDARD. $3.50 Der
Crate; Sonb, $1.25 per Grate.
8eeten. 40e per 0eo. sgiinbel.
Reerrettias 8ursein. per BIB. t2hs
Sonnaten. Seras. a SCRIBE. 85c un6
90c.
aopfialat, 1926 per Crate.
wieh-Nnrft.
Gan Mntonio. Ser, z. Sept. 1915
&iibe $4.25 Bis $3.50.
&GIber $500 Bis $500.
Ohien $40 biz 500.
8uEen $4.25 biz $40.
ct. 2ouis. Z. Sept. 1916 sRiuhe
bieh. seras-gieb, $3.50 Bis $3.50.
Sdiueine $500 biz $11.85.
Freie Presse fuÌˆr Texas. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1865-1945, 1916-09-07
L.okaIes.
8abrideinlides @etter.

Sir Gan @ntonio uno umgegeto:
Selite obeno uno Sreitag, teilmetie
befuolft.
Freie Presse fuÌˆr Texas. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1865-1945, 1916-09-07
iedidaft 8aIbingtons cine beliebte
YerionlidfeIt.
itunas=Neifenbe perlamat.

Gin geiuanoter Seitnnss-M eiienber
perlangt inter pprteilbaften 8eofn=
snngen. Minf quite Gmpfeblnnsea ia
ben. Mpplifationen sm ridJten an Ove
Sreie 8reIie fir Seras.
The Lamar register., 1916-07-05
Taking HIM Down a Little.

A somewhat cunceited clergyman
who was more celebrated Tor the
length Of his sermons than for their
eloquence. once asked the late Fa-
ther Healy what he thought Of the one
just preached. Well, sir. replied the
humorist, Il like one passage exceed
ingly we'll" Indeed, Father Healy
and pardon me for asking which pas
sage you refer tor" We'll. my dear
sir" replied the wit. the passage re-
Ter to was that from the pulpit to the
vestry room"
The Lamar register., 1916-07-05
Modern NalI.Maklnn Methods.

An excellent illustration OF the diff
ference between old and new meth
DDS is the ordinary common nail. For
merly the metal was cut into strips
and then forged into shape with ham
mers. and an expert took about one
minute and a half to each nail. To
day they are made OF steel and are
lighter and stronger Strips are cut
with steam shears and fed into auto
matte nail machines. One man tends
three machines. which drop a nail
every second.
The Lamar register., 1916-07-05
Painful Bunions.

Dissolve one ounce OF camphor gum
in two ounces OF kerosene and apply
to your bunion freely You will be
surprised to find how quickly it takes
the soreness out. Painting them with
iodine. to which a very little glycerin
has been added, is, perhaps, the best
means to a cure. In the meantime,
easy shoes. rather long. should be
worn, with a pad Of felt under the
joint to prevent any friction.
The Lamar register., 1916-07-05
Eat More Vegetables and Fruit.

Fruits and vegetables furnish iron
and phosphorus - and are therefore
good for all people; and especially
these for whom the doctor would pre-
scribe those chemicals as tonics
Watercress. asparagus, cauliflower
lettuce, apples, onions, cherries. apri
cots and peaches are all rich in these
elements. as are peas and beans.
The Lamar register., 1916-07-05

Worms interfere with the growth Of
children. They become thin, pale and
sickly Get rid of these parasites at
once if you would have healthy, hap
py, cheerful children. Whites Cream
Vermifuge destroys worms and bene-
fits the whole system. Price 25c per
bottle Sold by all druggists.
The Lamar register., 1916-07-05

When the baby is suffering the
double afFliction of hot weather and
bowel disorders, the remedy needed is
McGEE'S BABY ELIXIR. lie reduces
the feverish condition, corrects the
stomach and checks looseness Of the
bowels. Price 25c and SOC per bottle
Sold by all druggists.
The Lamar register., 1916-07-05
cleanino Hair Brushes.

To wash brushes and combs put
teaspoOnful of ammonia into a basin
of hot water and dip the brush up
and down in it, letting the comb re-
main in the water for a few minutes.
Afterward rinse in cold water.
The Lamar register., 1916-07-05
Gave Some WARNING.

Wife-"Wsll, dear, l shall have to
do the cooking now. Cook left with
out warning this afternoon" Hus-
band-"Not exactly without warning.
She told me this morning l had better
bring some dyspepsia tablets tonight,
but | didn't quite understand what
she meant
The Lamar register., 1916-07-05
New Ideas Always at Command.

NcW Iucds NTWdy8 II OOHlHIdHu.
No person is ever too old to develop
new ideas and rich thoughts. The
brain is the last organ in the body to
develop, and it differs from all the
others in its ability to keep on grow.
ing as long as it is exercised. In fact.
many brain cells do not become ripe
enough for high state of develop
ment until middle age.
The Lamar register., 1916-07-05
Aeeordlnn TO preeedent-

Agitated Young Bridegroom Qmme-
diately after the ceremony)-"Se Serena,
shall-shall I-shall we-shall we
kiss" Self-possessed Bride lit being
her third experience)-"It is my usual
custom. William"
The Lamar register., 1916-07-05
MU3

piled the plumber, soothihgly. On
that evening when you kept me wait.
ing while you told me what you
thought of me for putting in a full day
on a two-hours Job"
The Lamar register., 1916-07-05
Can't Get Ahead of Plumber.

"I say" asked the wrathful custom.
er over the telephone, what do you
mean by charging me overtime in
your bill? You didn't put in any over.
time on my work" Yes l did" re-.
The Lamar register., 1916-07-05
Civilization In the Congo.

Natives of the Congo, Africa, use
glassware and crockery to a consider,
able extent
The Lamar register., 1916-07-05

Make Poor Companions.
People who do not know low to
laugh are always pompous and self
onceited.-Thackeray
The Lamar register., 1916-07-05
Ontimistlc rhouuht.

Every light has its shadow and ev
cry shadow hath a succeeding morn
ing.
The daily Gate City and constitution-Democrat. (Keokuk, Iowa) 1916-1922, 1916-12-02
Vaudeville at orpheum.

Today and tomorrow Gays Enter
tanners will put on some of their
best vaudeville acts and the lovers
of good vaudeville will have chance
to see some OF tho best acts ever
shown in the city. The show Sun
day night will close the engagement
Of this wonderful troupe Of artists
and it is with much regret that the
public sees them leave the city.
Next week the program will con-
sist of pictures such as you all like
and the kind that put the picture
business where 1t Is today.
Admission Satui day and Sunday:
Main floor, zoe; balcony, 10c-Adver.
tiseIn emit.
The daily Gate City and constitution-Democrat. (Keokuk, Iowa) 1916-1922, 1916-12-02

no doubt the best array Of local
talent ever seen In Keokuk's most
popular home talent entertainment.
The Y. NJ. c. A. minstrel has been
yearly before the public, and each
year its popularity has increased.
This season the first part is to be
produced by practically the same
troupe that put on last years show
twelve. men in the circle and six
funny end men, including John Pras-
sill, known as "Braz," who will ap-
pear in one OF his popular pleasing
southern songs. and Kenneth Whet-
stone, "WhacK," who always closes
the show with a roar Of applause.
Supporting them this year are Earl
Frank, in one of his catchy eccen-
trio songs. Robert Smith. who has
been opening the show for three
years with ''acream;" Arthur Petry,
doctor OF sdoughnuts," the man with
the Dixie voice, and a new star.
Robert Midkif, a former member Of
the Knox College Glee club. . lyric
tenor, who will sing the worlds most
popular minstrel song, Memphis
Blues" The scenery effects are in
the hands of Arthur Lumberg, who
has always put on such attractive
openers and electrical eMects.
One of the features OF the Y min
strel always worth the price of the
show is the twelve piece orchestra,
already well rehearsed and ready
for the show with snappy overtures
and intermissions.
The Y. w. c. A. girls in their
second part will put on comedy
sketch entitled '"The Music Store,'
followed by some popular folk dances
such as the Butterfly" dance, the
Dutch" dance, ETC., being examples
of some of the gymnastic dancing
work now being done in the Y. w.
C.. A. gym under Miss George. phys1-
cal director.
The prices Of the show are 25 and
35 cents and seats are now being
reserved at the Y. w. G. A. Get
your reservation early as every seat
in the house Is to be reserved
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