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Burlington weekly free press. [volume] (Burlington, Vt.) 1866-1928, 1916-11-30
TO close MONDAY EVENINGS.

Rutland. Nov. CIT is probable mat
stores in Rutland Will not remain open
Monday evenings after the new Neal'
closing at six every week DAY except
Saturday, Al a meeting or inc huu"hu
business Mems association to-day to-"
closing plan was approved and a COM
rnittec was named to interview heads Of
firms The association made arrange
mcnts to open rest rooms December 4 for
li-1.no shoruoI- Yic "tr WN. baNr 70
.cou.Du.itN CN". 'uas tjcc Fro 'en", park.
with evergreen. Whoro the ladies. an
Burlington weekly free press. [volume] (Burlington, Vt.) 1866-1928, 1916-11-30

Alexander f Morgan Of Barre has flied
= pehucn in bankruptcy. with lah',i'i'H
Of $2ll53 and assets Of 80. Al! "i@'Wei
exempt.
Burlington weekly free press. [volume] (Burlington, Vt.) 1866-1928, 1916-11-30

CHRISTMAS TREE CHOPPER HURT.
Wilbur Davis of Concord was seriously
injured while chopping Christmas trees,
the axe slipping and cutting deep cash
in the nstep of his left foot. Two of the
ligaments were severed.
Burlington weekly free press. [volume] (Burlington, Vt.) 1866-1928, 1916-11-30
THEIR golden WEDDING

Sr. and Mrs. Patrick Phean observed
their golden wedding anniversary yester-
day at Ludlow. They have had ten chill
dren, of whom four are living.
Burlington weekly free press. [volume] (Burlington, Vt.) 1866-1928, 1916-11-30
CITY NEWS

II npN
,rhere will he a mass at $50 tomorrow
yorninp AZ 81 Joscph's Church, as usual L.
10 nrst FRIDAY of the month
At the BAPTIST parsonage
Forming David y. Greene anu niI,'', t,,
onor, both OF Proctor were ''''
be Rev James ). brak'r
gor >tiryr, for the past three
ears treasurer and general manager "'
he Berry Hall company. Is 10 sever ''''
onnection with the company p'c'"'"'' ,
,r, ,o, - docroc iu probate court
49,, .ha ost,tc of Ioucsa 3.
1 ,at, 81 toricbo Tho will of Lucie
70 sbcthuruc. was filed Tor
=. p,,d,,.i, of Iyines-
INC case '' ~ Tircbar Of
ure Aba'"S' ..,,,,,rt irvolvius
ionN'oH ,...,.,,, AT I'm. office
LOW ""H ,,1,
'nc ''"'''
The divorce suit Of M1rgarct i.oE"u't
against Joseph .. l"@ault OF 'u'S wy
WAS filed at the Office OF the c'''N 90
county court Tuesday. me P'd''''"l
llegos cruelty ana ln'o''''p'' ny
well as non7Support
The annual student conference, whlch
was to have been held at MiddlcburY Col
ege on December . and 3, has heon post
boned and it will he held in January III
connection with the boys conference
January IL to A.
San, Schneider was arrested by the
oiioo do,nrt,nont TUESDAY on a war
So, i.suod nv Stato's Attorney r. Il.
JJorkins charging him with breach Of the
noacc. it being claimed that he struck his
wife Sarah schneider.
w. ,, t,.,,,,o, Of .his ci,v and Mrs
t,atrhairr Of Toronto. Canada,
~ hod"" "'' ,''' i'.....,,i, m, "a,
were "laI 'gu J." ''t0 -, =. ,,.inte, IN
enlocI ~ IVY w ,,.,. and will
'orI"7 pVl"N NV" "' ,,',f,,,
fe'ur" l" hui "''7 ''' '' go
George Norris, who mas h''h inv
cashier in the local ohlce OF inc Wv
YORK Liic insurance com ANY '
saturday Tor f'roNldch''' ~ IT, " ~ -"
his new work as agency ors i,' 'D 1'i
william II. Early succeeds MT MOTIF
as cashier
The annual meeting Of the Vermont
Association for the Blind for he election
of officers and the transaction VI any
other business will be- held at the resi-
dencc Of Mrs r. w ward cc% Mdi1
street. Tuesday. December D. at 800 p m
ANY ono interested will he welcome
-.u,i, oc Tho i,to Gov |. A
Woodbury. Of this city. which was painted
nv Harold G. Dunbar of Boston, is Il
present being exhibited i'm a Boston deal
cr's art gallery. The portrait is to b.
presented to the state by Mrs. Woodbur
and will hang in the Capitol at Mont
Burlington weekly free press. [volume] (Burlington, Vt.) 1866-1928, 1916-11-30

GEORGE r. MctiUirk, d machine Lclper,
had one hand badly Jammed iE the P"tch
company shops. RUt3ud when T. was
caught IN = machine
Burlington weekly free press. [volume] (Burlington, Vt.) 1866-1928, 1916-11-30

Frattleooro. it is expected, Is 20 have
not only choral Uuion bat a musical
sulIl uf bauioists as we'll
Burlington weekly free press. [volume] (Burlington, Vt.) 1866-1928, 1916-11-30

The Newfaue Inn has been putc based
BY l.. \ Whitcomb of Dorchester. Moss
Burlington weekly free press. [volume] (Burlington, Vt.) 1866-1928, 1916-11-30

Miss Elizabeth Brown picked "a oanGe-
hon blossom and Miss Dorothy Nd''a"
gathered some "iolcts blossom I'm her
yard, N Rutiaud. the other taN.
McNairy County independent. (Selmer, McNairy County, Tenn.) 1902-1969, 1916-11-10
KNOCKOUT FOR Mr.. BROWN
His Better HaIf's Story of Experience
With Lottery Certainly Not
Fiattering to Him.

Mrs. Brown has special horror Of
lotteries, and at all times and places
she embraces every opportunity Of
holding forth with vehemence concern
ing this pet abomination. Her indig-
nation will therefore be imagined
when, one evening, her worthy spouse
came home and proudly announced
that he had Joined goose club. For
something like an hour she poured the
Walls Of wrath on her unfortunate hus-
bands head, while he endeavored
meekly to bear 1t all.
At last the warmth of the attack
proved quite too much for the long-en-
during John, and he decided that the
time had come for him to fire up In re-
turn.
II suppose, my DEAR" said he, en-
deavoring to be sarcastic, you were
never in lottery, were your"
But, alas for the speakerl Mrs.
Brown turned upon him with wither-
ing scorn.
"Once, John, and only once" said
she. They say, as you know, that
marriage is lottery. We'll, went iii
for that, and I myself won goosel'-
London Tit-Bits.
McNairy County independent. (Selmer, McNairy County, Tenn.) 1902-1969, 1916-11-10
Surprised Dinner Party.

In a recently published boow Sir
Henry Lucy has charming story of
the late Canon Anger. The canon
was very fond of children, and set out
one night to attend party given 'by
children for children"
"Don't announce me-" he said to the
servant.
Leaving his coat and hat downstairs,
he quietly opened the drawing-room
door, where the buzz Of voices an
nounced the presence Of company.
Dropping on his hands and knees he
entered. making strange noises distinct
ly resembling the nclghing of horse.
Aware of dead silence, he looked up,
and found the guests assembled for an
eight-o'clock dinner regarding him
with disgust not unmixed with alarm.
The chiidren's party was next door.
Youths Companion.
McNairy County independent. (Selmer, McNairy County, Tenn.) 1902-1969, 1916-11-10
TOM C.RYE RETAINS
THE GOVERNORSH|P
VERY FEW COUNTIES IN TENNES-
SEE CARRIED BY REPUBLIC
ANs-sTATE TICKET WINS.
REELECTED BY SAFE MARGIN
Shelby County Gives Governor Rye a
Small Plurality Over Opponents
Wilson Leads Ticket Through
out state-Enloe Wins.

Nashville, Tenn.--Incomplete re-
turns from the outlying districts of
the state may reduce the Democratic
majorities in some instances, although
the majority can be safely given as
between 10000 and 10000.
Governor Tom c. Rye is easily lead
ing the ticket The next legislature of
the state is safely Democratic, though
with slightly reduced majority. In
the. race for United States senator K.
D. Mcclellan, congressman from the
tenth district, is so far in the lead
that there is no question about his
election. In the race for railroad COM
missioner B. A. Enloe has shown his
opponent, Terry Alternately, a clean
pair Of heels, and is assured Of the
election.
The outlying districts of East and
Central Tennessee and from the noun
famous sections Of the state are slow
In coming in, and, while these sections
of the state have heretofore been the
strongholds of the Republican party,
the lead is 80 heavy that there Is very
little likelihood of the above majority
being changed In any material way.
Following are the complete returns
from the counties reporting up to the
time Of going to press. Practically all
counties have made partial reports,
sand the precincts yet out are general
ly conceded to turn in normal vote,
which will just about offset any Re-
publican gain coming from the noun
famous sections.
McNairy County independent. (Selmer, McNairy County, Tenn.) 1902-1969, 1916-11-10
Educated Rooster.

"Spizzerinktum" is an old name
even for rooster, but this rooster is
no ordinary fowl. The bird comes
from strain of Barred Plymouth
Rocks, was Matched last May and
weighs six pounds. He is owned by
q. Il. Bennett of Hartford City, who
refuses to part with his prize-winner
at any prices. Judges at various fairs
where he has been shown, have told
the owner that he is most promising
bird, and this is borne out by the fact
that 500 has been offered for him.
"Spizzerinktum" is also an educated
fowl. One of his chief delights is rid
Ing the seat Of specially constructed
wagon and holding the reins over eight
boys who act as steeds for him. He
drove this team in the centennial pa
rade at Hartford City.-Indianapolis
News.
McNairy County independent. (Selmer, McNairy County, Tenn.) 1902-1969, 1916-11-10
IncorrIelbIe Flirt.

A newly married couple have just
moved into a bungalow In what the
real estate people call "a new develop
ment" near New York. The benevolent
land company runs an electric car from
the property to the railway station,
This car, which (like the bonneville
trolley meets all trains, is manned, as
usual, by conductor and a motor
man, both Of whom are naturally on
very friendly Terms with the patrons.
The other day the brides mother came
to visit her. She, noticed that her
daughter often waved a greeting to-
ward the electric car as 1t passed the
house. "Why, Gladys" said the old
lady, "do you know all the conductors
on this line already Y--Exchange
McNairy County independent. (Selmer, McNairy County, Tenn.) 1902-1969, 1916-11-10
Confirmed SUSPICION.

Uncle Nose was one of those omnis-
cient persons who always refuse to ac-
knowledge either establishment or ig-
norance. When the circus and the
sideshow came to town and the pres
tidigitator called for someone to go up
on the stage, Nose was pushed for
ward. Presently the magician was TAX
Ing various wonderful articles out Of
Moses garments. Lastly, he extracted
a pair of white rabbits from Moses
bushy wool.
Weren't you surprised at the rab-
bits, Mose?" asked his master, after
ward.
"No, sah," Nose answered. "Fact is,
sah, I'd been suspecting' dey's some
rabbits up there TO- some time"
McNairy County independent. (Selmer, McNairy County, Tenn.) 1902-1969, 1916-11-10

Three young chaps were eating in
the dining room at one Of Pittsburgh's
pleasure parks, and incidentally were
trying to flirt with the pretty waitress.
After devouring everything in sight
they decided to have some ice cream
and cake.
what kind will you have? DEVILS
food, plain or nut cakes?" asked the
waitress.
"Give me devils food" said two Of
them, and the other asked for walnut
cake.
1.-Two devils and one nut" cried the
bright young girl.
McNairy County independent. (Selmer, McNairy County, Tenn.) 1902-1969, 1916-11-10
HIGH COST or LIVING

This is q serious matter with house
keepers as food prices are constantly
going up. To overcome this, cut out
the high priced meat dishes and serve
your family more SINNERS Macaroni
and Spaghetti, the cheapest, most de-
licious and most nutritious of all foods.
Write the Skinner Mfg. Co.. Omaha,
Nebr. for beautiful cook book, telling
how to prepare 1t in hundred different
ways. It's free to every woman.--Ady.
McNairy County independent. (Selmer, McNairy County, Tenn.) 1902-1969, 1916-11-10
Is STATES NOW IN
THE PR0H|C COLUMN
PROHIBITION MAKES BIG MOVE
FORWARD IN RECENT
ELECTION.
SIX STATES ADDED TO LIST
Michigan, Nebraska, South Dakota,
Montana, Utah and Florida Join
Column of States Prohibit
Ing Sale of Booze.

Chicago.-More than half of the 4S
states of the Union have been put into
the dry column. Those which are add
ed to the list by the election Tuesday,
making the total of dry states rs, are
Michigan, Nebraska, South Dakota,
Montana, Utah and Florida. The terri
tory of Alaska has also been added to
the dry possessions of the United
States.
The states which voted on the liquor
question in which the dry forces seem
to have been defeated, although the re-
turns are not all in, are California and
Missouri.
F. Scott McBryde, superintendent OF
the Illinois State Anti-Saloon League,
thus stated the Situation:
"a number of victories were gained
for dry legislation in the defeat of the
propositions put forward by the vets
which the vets intended should act as
checks on the dry movement. In Colo
RADIO an attempt was made to secure
an amendment favoring the use of
beer under certain restrictions, and in
South Dakota and Arkansas the vets
championed local option as against
statewide prohibition. In each in
stance the plans of the vets were de-
feated.
1.-THE victory in Utah and in Florida
was in electing legislature favorable
to dry legislation. The legislature is
expected to promptly pass statutory
prohibition. In Utah the last legisla.
ture passed such legislation by an to
vote, but the measure was vetoed by
the governor. The indicated election
OF dry governor this time makes the
anti-iiquor legislation certain.
'In the other four states which voted
dry, the people voted directly on the
dry issue.
"The statewide victories against
the saloon were secured through the
organization of the Anti-Saloon League
In the various states and give great
encouragement to the aid of the league
O saloonless nation by 1920"
McNairy County independent. (Selmer, McNairy County, Tenn.) 1902-1969, 1916-11-10
Too Much of a Strain.

It was little Martha's bedtime, and
she was being tucked in, but she was
inclined to delay the process by some
thing she had to tell her mother. Sew
eral times she attempted to tell her
mother, but each time was told to close
her eyes and mouth tight and 60 to
sleep. Finally in desperation, "But,
mother, I want to tell you."
mo, dear. It is time for you to go
to sleep. You can tell me In the morn
ing"
"But, mother, I just can't hold it In
my mouth all night"
McNairy County independent. (Selmer, McNairy County, Tenn.) 1902-1969, 1916-11-10
Chin Off the Old Block.

"There goes millionaire who brags
about his son to everybody who will
listen"
Evidently the young fellow Is not
like the average heir to great wealth."
mo, indeed. The old gentleman
was trimmed in the stock market last
week and when he discovered that his
own son had turned the trick he was
the proudest man In the United
States
McNairy County independent. (Selmer, McNairy County, Tenn.) 1902-1969, 1916-11-10
state Ticket Runs Neck and Neck

Blountville. -Complete returns from
Sullivan county are given as follows:
Wilson, 2,130; Hughes, 1858; Nickel
lar, 1,914; Hooper, 1923; Rye, 1S47;
Overall 1895; Enloe 1859; Alternately,
1854; Worley (not confirmed), 1,541;
Hauk, 2,269; Ginning. 1,517; Kirkpat'
rick. 1904; Martin 725.
McNairy County independent. (Selmer, McNairy County, Tenn.) 1902-1969, 1916-11-10
Warren Adds to Wilson Vote.

McMinnville.-The Democrats lead
the balloting by nearly rs per cent
in the general election in Warren
county. The vote: Wilson 1879;
Hughes, 664; Mcclellan, 1877; Hooper,
609; Rye, 1850: Overall, $50; Enloe
LOO; Alternately. $40.
McNairy County independent. (Selmer, McNairy County, Tenn.) 1902-1969, 1916-11-10
warren Adds 10 Wilson Vote.

McMinnville.-The Democrats lead
the balloting by nearly rs per cent
In the general election in Warren
county. The vote: Wilson 1879;
Hughes, 664; Mcclellan, 1877; Hooper,
COZ; Rye, 1850; Overall, $50; Enlos
1.709; Alternately, $40.
McNairy County independent. (Selmer, McNairy County, Tenn.) 1902-1969, 1916-11-10
Virtuous Youth.

Congratulations, my boy" said the
attorney, "you have inherited a nice
little fortune"
"Yes," assented the fortunate youth.
II suppose you will pay lot of your
debts now7"
II had thought of 1t, but concluded
to make no change In my manner of
living. I don't want to be accused Of
vulgar display"
McNairy County independent. (Selmer, McNairy County, Tenn.) 1902-1969, 1916-11-10
VANISHING Trick.

Two local friends Of noted magi-
clan were his guests at dinner.
"You do some wonderful things on
the STAGE" one of the friends observed,
"but / am inclined to think you are
handicapped when you are away from
your apparatus"
ITO an extent, yes" the magician
admitted, "but there are many things
I can do anywhere on moments no.
tice."
Let us see you do something now"
"All right; take for instace this
steak, the Brussels sprouts and the sa-
lad"
''In very few minutes we will cause
all Of them to entirely disappear"
McNairy County independent. (Selmer, McNairy County, Tenn.) 1902-1969, 1916-11-10
Wilson Carries TrousdaIe.

Hartsville.-The Democratic ticket
was victorious in the general election.
Wilson, 6S7; Hughes, 217; Mcclellan.
652; Hooper, 245; Rye, 691; Overall.
224; Enloe, 666; Alternately, ZIG.
McNairy County independent. (Selmer, McNairy County, Tenn.) 1902-1969, 1916-11-10
Wilson Loads In Wilson.

Lebanon.-President Wilson leads
the ticket in the county bearing his
name by seven votes. as follows: Will
son, 2.541; Hughes. s61; Mcclellan, o.
3s1; Hooper, s54: Enloe, 2.405; Aber-
nathy, s3s; Benson $40; Hull, 1884.
McNairy County independent. (Selmer, McNairy County, Tenn.) 1902-1969, 1916-11-10
Wilson Lost Hawkins County.

Rogersville.-This county turned up
a splendid majority for Hughes, as fol-
lows: Wilson, 769; Hughes. 1850;
Mcclellan, STA; Hooper, 1,1s0; Rye,
500; Overall. 1867; Enloe, 1896; Aber-
nathy, 93S.
McNairy County independent. (Selmer, McNairy County, Tenn.) 1902-1969, 1916-11-10
Wise Younuster.

Little Dick-What are you cutting
out Of that paper?
Little Johnny-Something I don't
want mamma to see.
"What Is It'll"
TITS an article that says wooden
slippers are coming into fashion"
McNairy County independent. (Selmer, McNairy County, Tenn.) 1902-1969, 1916-11-10
HambIen County Plays Close.

Morristown.-The final returns from
Hamblen county show that neither
side had much the best of 1t in the vot-
ing. The results are: Wilson, 1874;
Hughes, TAI; Mcclellan, 679; Hooper.
1883; Rye, $50; Overall, 7Ss; Enloe,
555; Alternately, ga.
McNairy County independent. (Selmer, McNairy County, Tenn.) 1902-1969, 1916-11-10
Wilson Leads In Wilson.

Observation-Disclosures Wilson leads
the ticket in the county bearing his
name by seven votes, as follows: Will
son, 2.541; Hughes, SOL; Mcclellan, g.
3s1; Hooper, 1854; Enloe, 2.405; Aber-
natky. S3S; Benson $40; Hull, 1884.
McNairy County independent. (Selmer, McNairy County, Tenn.) 1902-1969, 1916-11-10
Haywood County Runs Heavy.

Brownsville.-Wilson certainly went
some in the race in Haywood county,
receiving 1855 votes to Hughes 81;
Mcclellan, 1885; Hooper, IS; Rye, l.
635; Overall, 76; Enloe, 1900; Aber-
nathy, 100; Garrett 1880; Beasley rs;
Bond, 1875; Kinney, 1,675. No Repub-
lican candidates for representative
and state senator.
McNairy County independent. (Selmer, McNairy County, Tenn.) 1902-1969, 1916-11-10
LODGE is ELECTED.

Hughes Had Majority Of Over 10000
In Massachusetts,.
Boston.-The vote of Massachusetts,
complete was as follows:
Hughes, 26S,361; Wilson, 247,327.
For Governor-McCall (R.), 1T4,S63;
Mansfield (D.), 290,175.
For Senator-Lodge (R), 266,476;
Fitzgerald CD, 234,466.
McNairy County independent. (Selmer, McNairy County, Tenn.) 1902-1969, 1916-11-10
Wilson Lost Hawkins County.

Rogersville.-This county turned up
a splendid majority for Hughes. as fol-
lows: Wilson, 76e; Hughes, 1850;
Mcclellan. STA; Hooper. 1.1so: Rye,
5ss; Overall. Lost; Enloe. $50; Aber-
sathy, e3S.
McNairy County independent. (Selmer, McNairy County, Tenn.) 1902-1969, 1916-11-10
Rather Close Race in Hickman.

Centreville.-The following results
come from Hickman County: Wilson,
1,472; Hughes, 1,101; Mcclellan, 1,473;
Hooper, 1910; Rye, 1461: Overall L.
O12; Enloe 1853; Alternately 1920.
McNairy County independent. (Selmer, McNairy County, Tenn.) 1902-1969, 1916-11-10
Humphreys Goes Strong.

Waverly.-Humphreys county came
strong for Wilson. The vote: Wilson,
LII; Hughes, ass; Mcclellan, 1,1S3;
Hooper, 466; Rye, 1923; Overall, 400;
Enloe, 974: Alternately 474.
McNairy County independent. (Selmer, McNairy County, Tenn.) 1902-1969, 1916-11-10
Crockett County Is Close.

Alamo.-Impossible to give exact
vote, but majority for the entire Dem
ocratic ticket, both state and national,
ranges from IT'S to 236. Carter, for
representative, leads the ticket.
McNairy County independent. (Selmer, McNairy County, Tenn.) 1902-1969, 1916-11-10
Pertinent Inquiry.

"See, my dear, what beautiful green
dresses the trees have In summerl"
"And, ma, In winter do they pack the
beautiful green dresses In their
trunksT'
McNairy County independent. (Selmer, McNairy County, Tenn.) 1902-1969, 1916-11-10
overall Leads In Lewis County.

Hohenwald.-Lewis county's COM
plete vote is as follows: Wilson, 341;
Hughes, 344; Mcclellan, 1858; Hooper,
313; Rye, 331; Overall, 1888; Enloe
345; Alternately, 1888; Padget, 342.
McNairy County independent. (Selmer, McNairy County, Tenn.) 1902-1969, 1916-11-10

II 1t Is true saat the Russian gov
eminent is going to undertake to fioat
q S1O0000,0O0 bond issue In America,
h expects. Of course. to make attrae
tive terms to buoy 1t I'D.
McNairy County independent. (Selmer, McNairy County, Tenn.) 1902-1969, 1916-11-10
Humphreys Goes STRONG.

waverly.-Humphreys county came
strong for Wilson. The vote: Wilson.
LII; Hughes, ASS; Mcclellan. 1.133;
Hooper. 4s6; Rye, 1,12s; Overall, $50;
Enloe. 97l; Abernathy 474.
McNairy County independent. (Selmer, McNairy County, Tenn.) 1902-1969, 1916-11-10
COLORADO is DEMOCRATIC.

President Reported to Have Carried
State by $4,000.
Denver, Col.-Based on returns from
2C5 precincts out of 1,451 in Colorado,
including go in the city of Denver,
President Wilson has carried Colorado
by at least $4,000 votes. julius G.
Gunter, Democrat, for governor, lie
leading Gov. Carlson, Republican.
McNairy County independent. (Selmer, McNairy County, Tenn.) 1902-1969, 1916-11-10
SOUTH DAKOTA TO HUGHES.
Woman Suffrage and Prohibition Be.
lieved to Have Carried.

lieved to Have Carried.
Sioux Falls, s. D.-South Dakota
gave it's electoral votes to Hughes,
adopted statewide prohibition, gave
women the franchise, elected two and
possibly three Republican congress
men and full Republican state ticket.
With one-third the precincts report
ed the indications, based on the ratio
of the territory reported, were that
Hughes has won by not less than H..
600 plurality. Peter Norbeck, Repub-
lican candidate for governor, will have
more than $4,000 majority.
Prohibition has been adopted by
probably $4,000 and equal suffrage by
10000.
McNairy County independent. (Selmer, McNairy County, Tenn.) 1902-1969, 1916-11-10
CONNECTICUT FOR HUGHES.

Republicans Also Elect Three of Five
Congressman.
New Haven, Conn.-Connecticut's 7
votes will be cast for Hughes. The
vote as reported shows Hughes 1922
266, Wilson 97,147.
The Republicans reelected Gov.
Holcomb and Senator MCLEAN and
three Of FIVE congressman.
McNairy County independent. (Selmer, McNairy County, Tenn.) 1902-1969, 1916-11-10
PROMPT REIIEE

can be found in cases of Colds, Coughs,
LaGrippe and Headaches by using
Laxative Quinidine Tablets. Does not
affect the head or stomach. Buy your
winters supply now. Price 25c.-Adv.
McNairy County independent. (Selmer, McNairy County, Tenn.) 1902-1969, 1916-11-10
FormaIltles DISCOURAGED.

"Politeness Is always desirable"
sit used to be. But now when you
say please you are simply wasting
the telephone operators time"
McNairy County independent. (Selmer, McNairy County, Tenn.) 1902-1969, 1916-11-10

The submarine will probably never
be pleasure craft but when you come
to think Of the matter. It was never In
tended to be pleasure craft.
McNairy County independent. (Selmer, McNairy County, Tenn.) 1902-1969, 1916-11-10

Some men become famous by being
cured of something. and others Just
have their pictures in the paper along
side of a record-breaking fish.
McNairy County independent. (Selmer, McNairy County, Tenn.) 1902-1969, 1916-11-10
Wlfe,s Mission.

A man never accomplishes much un-
less he has wife to boss him-so a
woman says.
McNairy County independent. (Selmer, McNairy County, Tenn.) 1902-1969, 1916-11-10

Mrs. James Rode, aged ninety-nine,
of Melrose, Mass, says eating candy
has prolonged her life.
McNairy County independent. (Selmer, McNairy County, Tenn.) 1902-1969, 1916-11-10
Easy Instruction.

"What are munificent people, pope"
"Why, they're the ones who are
making munitions, son."