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The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1916-02-03


of bread. When choosing sweetbreads
see that they are fresh and large.
Their color should be clear, and IL
they are not to be used Immediately
they should be parboiled.
One of the best liked and perhaps
the commonest ways of serving this
dainty is In cream sauce in rame-
kins or on toast. Parboil, then cut
in bits, removing all of the connecting
tissue. To blanch, cook in little
calculated water, tablespoonful of
vinegar to a pint of water is suffi-
cient. Then add them to a hot,
rich white sauce, well seasoned, and
serve.
Sweetbread Salad.-Cut up a sweet
bread that has been cooked, mix
with an equal quantity of celery cut
in dice, season well, add mayonnaise
and serve ON lettuce.
SWeetbreads and Peas.-This COM
bination seems to be especially happy.
Parboil two pairs of good sized sweet
breads with one sliced onion, bay
leaf and two or three cloves-saving
the water to be used In making the
sauce. Remove the fiber and pick
the sweetbreads to pieces, mix with
a cupful of fresh mushrooms that
have been cooked in three tablespoon
fuls of butter for ten minutes. Add
a can of peas, drained of their liquor,
a cupful Of rich milk, salt, pepper,
and grating of nutmeg. Thicker
with tablespoonful each of butter
and flour, add the liquor strained, and
the sweetbread mixture. Serve in
timbale cases or on toast.
SWeetbread SandWiches.-Cut some
cold boiled sweetbreads in thin
slices, season with salt, pepper
and finely chopped celery in may
onnaise, spread over the sweetbreads,
then on top put thinly cut slice
Of buttered bread.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1916-02-03
Hopes Women viii
Adopt This Habit
As Well As Men
alass of hot water each morn
ing helps US look and feel
clean, sweet, fresh.

Happy, bright, Advantageous and
vivacious-a good clear skin; a nat.
ural, rosy complexion and freedom
from Illness are assured only by clean,
healthy blood. If only every woman
and likewise every man could realize
the wonders of drinking phosphated
hot water each morning, what a graf.
flying change would take place.
Instead of the thousands of sickly,
manufacturing men, women and
girls with pasty or muddy complex
ions; instead Of the multitudes OF
nerve wrecks" "rundowns," brain
fags' and pessimists we should see q
virile, optimistic throng of rosy
checked people everywhere.
An inside bath is had by drinking
each morning before breakfast, glass
of real hot water with teaspoonful
Of limestone phosphate in it to wash
from the stomach, liver, kidneys and
ten yards Of bowels the previous days
tndigestible waste, sour lamentations
and poisons, thus cleansing, sweeten-
ing and freshening the entire alimen-
tary canal before putting more food
into the stomach.
Those subject to sick headache, BIZ
iousness, nasty breath, rheumatism,
colds; and particularly those who
have a pallid, sallow complexion and
who are constipated very often, are
urged to obtain quarter pound of
limestone phosphate from any drug
gist or at the store which will cost
but trifie but Is sufficient to demon
strate the quick and remarkable
change in both health and appearance
awaiting those who practice internal
sanitation. We must remember that
inside cleanliness is more important
than outside, because the skin does
not absorb impurities to contaminate
the blood, while the pores in the thir-
ty feet of bowels do.-Adv.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1916-02-03
"CASCARETS' ACT
ON LIVER; BOWELS.
No sick headache, biIiousness.
bad taste or constipation
by morning.
Get a 1o-cent box.

Are you keeping your bowels, liver,
and stomach clean, pure and fresh
with Cascare.s, or merely forcing a
passageway every few days with
Salts, Cathartic Pills, Castor Oil or
Purgative Waters?
Stop having bowel wash-day. Let
Cascarets thoroughly cleanse and reg
ulate the stomach, remove the sour
and fermenting food and foul gases,
take the excess bile from the liver
and carry out Of the system all the
constipated waste matter and poisons
in the bowels.
A Cascaret tonight will make you
feel great by morning. They work
while you sleep-never grippe, sicken
or cause any inconvenience, and cost
only 10 cents a box from your store.
Millions of men and women take a
Cascaret now and then and never
have Headache, Biliousness, Coated
Tongue, Indigestion, Sour Stomach or
Constipation. Adv.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1916-02-03
PUZZLED
Hard, Sometimes, to Raise Children.

Childrens taste is ofttimes more
accurate, in selecting the right kind OF
food to fit the body, than that of adults.
Nature works more accurately through
the children.
A Brooklyn lady says: "Our little boy
had long been troubled with weak
digestion. We could never persuade
him to take more than one taste of
any kind of cereal food. He was
weak little chap and we were puzzled
to know what to feed him on.
zone lucky day we tried Grape-Nuts.
Well, you never saw child eat with
such a relish, and it did me good to
see him. From that day on it seemed
as though we could almost see him
grow. He would eat Grape-Nuts for
breakfast and supper, and l think he
would have liked the food for dinner.
"The difference in his appearance
is something wonderful.
"My husband had never fancied
cereal foods of any kind, but he be
came very fond of Grape-Nuts and has
been much improved in health since
using it.
I'VE are now healthy family and
naturally believe in Grape-Nuts.
"a friend has two children who were
formerly afflicted with ricketts,. l was
satisfied that the disease was caused
by lack of proper noGrishment. The
children showed it. So l urged her
to use Grape-Nuts as an experiment
and the result was almost magical.
They continued the food and to
day both children are as well and
strong as any children in this city,
and. of course, my friend is firm be-
lever in Grape-Nuts, for she has the
evidence before her eyes every day."
Name given by Postum Co., Battle
Creek, Mich.
Ever read the above letter. A new
one appears from time to time. They
are genuine, true, and full Of humaD
wteresG
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1916-02-03
New Tune Needed.


Donald and little girl friend were
not very successful selling Red Cross
stamps because they were late corners
in field already canvassed. They
stopped on a street corner for confer.
ence.
What do you say when you go to
the door," she asked.
Il knock. and when someone comes
to the door," replied Donald, 81 say,
DO you want to buy any Red Cross
stamps today?' and they say, NO, not
today"
THAT is what say, and that is what
they say to me, too" replied the little
girl. Il guess we had better get q
new tune. indianapolis News.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1916-02-03
Proved.

"One-eyed" Winston was a negro
preacher in Virginia, and his ideas Of
theology and human nature were often
very original. A gentleman thus &C.
costed the old preacher one Sunday:
Winston. l understand you believe
every woman has seven devils. Now,
how can you prove it?"
We'll, sab, did you ebber read in de
Bible how seben debbils were cast
outer Mary Magdalene?"
ooh, yes, I've heard of that"
Did you ebber hear of EN- being
cast outer any other woman, sah?"
mo, never did"
well, den, de udders still got EN-
yet"
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1916-02-03


There is at least one Englishman
for whom Grrek affection has never
wavered-Lord Byron. Not only Is
he commemorated in Greece by stat
ues and street names, but his portrait
is to be found everywhere, even in the
most unlikely places. w. Miller, in
his Greek Life in Town and Coun-
try" tells how he came upon por-
trait Of the poet in provincial res
taurant. The moment he took notice
Of it "the proprietor, stout, prosaic
looking man, whom no one would have
suspected of sentiment, stepped to-
ward the picture, clasped his hands
in pathetic gesture, and with a far
away look in his eyes, stood for time
in rapt admiration OF the great Phil
helene"
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1916-02-03
Business Man.

Despite his illiteracy, Nose Belt,
leading citizen of an Alabama town,
has gathered quite competency from
his whitewashing and ca1cimining
trade
Recently, during the course of some
business with notary, the latter pro
duced document, saying:
"Sign your name here, Nose"
Look heah," said Nose, with Of
Tended dignity, 81 doesn't sign nah
name, sub. Use business man, an
mas no time for dem trifiing details.
always dictates nah name, sub"
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1916-02-03
my Boys COLD
WAS GROWING WORSE
Then | Gave Him Father Johns
Medicine and Now He
Is Well Again. +"

The father of these little boys
writes: Il have son five years old
who had a bad cold and it left him
with a cough, and the doctor told me
that the cold left him with lung trou-
pie. A friend told me to try Father
johns, and l did, and that is seven
weeks ago and the cough has left him
and he is getting fat. write this let
ter to help some other little one that
is sick like my son was" (Signed)
Edward Sipe, 3O35 Weikel street, Phil
adelphia, Pa.
Father Johns Medicine is safe for
all the family, because it does not con-
tain alcohol or dangerous drugs but is
all pure and wholesome nourishment
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1916-02-03
Wasted Lanquaqe.

A private of regiment somewhere
In France" quite fancied himself as a
French soldier. He used the phrases
he had picked up on every possible
occasion.
One day he got confidential with a
chum who really knew something of
the language, and asked:
Il say Bill, wot does this word
'vewallah' (voila) mean?"
"Oh, just behold or there you
are,'" was the reply.
"Crickey% exclaimed the first Tom
my. can, 'ere's me bin usin' the word
for weeks an weeks thinkin' as !
was swearin' In French!"
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1916-02-03

This is no joke" Kissed the villain
in the play.
But the hero was not to be deceived.
He had been in straight American
comedy before.
81 don't believe you" he retorted,
IF it's no joke, what are you going to
do with the settler siphon you have
in your hand?"
And though the villain strove to
cover his confusion by all the devices
of his kind, it remained palpably evi
dent-Puck.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1916-02-03
new TREATMENT
FOR ASTHMA
Relief in Every Rub

To quickly ease the struggle for
breath, stop the wheeling and bring
blessed relief, ask your druggist for
an original yellow box of true Mustar-
inc which costs about rs cents.
Apply plentifully night and morning,
and remember to rub up and down only,
over the entire chest from the throat
to the stomach. True Mustarine is
made by the Begy Medicine Co., Roch-
ester, N. Y. 1t is also fine for Rheu-
matism, Lumbago and Neuralgia Get
the genuine.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1916-02-03
ALWAYS LOOK YOUR BEST
As to Your Hair and Skin by Using
Cuticura. Trial Free.

The Soap to cleanse and purify, the
Ointment to soothe and heal. These
fragrant, super-creamy emollients pre-,
serve the natural purity and beauty
of the skin under conditions which, II
neglected, tend to produce a state OF
irritation and Disagreement.
Free sample each by mail with Book.
Address postcard, Cuticura, Dept. L.
Boston. Sold everywhere.-Adv.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1916-02-03
BeIsium's Lost Children.

There are so many little children
alone in this big world! One day q
young Belgian official called my atten-
ton to his white hair THAT turned
in a month" he said, because could
not find the parents of frightened chill
dren, nor the children of agonized
parents. Mabel Hyde Kittredge In
the New Republic.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1916-02-03
cypsies of Indian orIqIn.

American Romani supports the the
DRY that the gypsies originally came
from India. Mr.. Black, an English
writer, makes it plain that most OF
their words are derived from the San
skirt, notwithstanding scholars have
tried to trace the race back to the
Saracens. Canaanites, lost tribes o.
Israel and other ancient peoples.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1916-02-03
War Spares the De Reszkes.

Jean de Reszke has written to a
friend In this city he has news from
his native Poland to the effect that
his properties have not suffered very
much from the war and in their pro-
vince complete calm reigns. He says
that while his brother Edouard has
suffered from rheumatism he is now
beginning to mend. He also wishes
to thank his American friends for
their interest and sympathy and adds
that he has resumed his teaching Of
singing in Paris.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1916-02-03
Surely Not the Old Crowd.

"Ah, my boy" said the millionaire,
81 hear that you are going the pace
that kills"
"Pshaw! Don't believe everything
you hear, dad" answered the gilded
youth. I've been told that my esca-
pades are nothing as compared to
yours when you were young man."
"Aheml That's absurd. Ter
Who have you been running with, any
howl"
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1916-02-03
NeA.. }neku o.eQ.
Cinnamon.

1t is seeming paradox that the
best-havored cinnamon bark is pro-
duced on poor, white, sandy soil. 1t
must, however, have an abundance of
moisture, the choicest growing in a
temperature of IS degrees, where the
rainfall is about one inch for every
degree of temperature.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1916-02-03
She Remembered.

The teacher, picking up an orange
that was lying on the desk, explained
that it was unit. The next day the
Feelings had been left there, SO, pick
ing up couple, she asked what they
were. There was pause. Presently
bright-faced but shy little girl, an
swered, why. that's the skin of a
unit."-Little Chronicle.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1916-02-03

called an eXpen-
sive luxury in one
place and an ordi-
nary priced dish
in others. Sweet
breads get their
name from a fan
cied resemblance
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1916-02-03
Literal.

81 hear the newly-weds had a fall
ing out yesterday"
so soon? What was it about?"
about the turn in the road yonder.
Their rear tire blew up"
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1916-02-03
Dubious.

What's the picture man doing now,
MAJ"
Hush, child! He's going to put on
another slide of the Panama canal"
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1916-02-03
F0WtoaDoid
Operations
These Three Women Tell How They
Escaped the Dreadful Ordeal of
Surgical Operations.

Hospitals great and necessary institutions but they
should be the last resort for who suffer with ills
peculiar to their Many letters file in the Pnkham
Laboratory at Lynn Mass, prove that great number of
after they have been recommended to submit to an
operation have been made we'll by Lydia E. Pinkhams
Vegetable Compound. Here three such letters All
sick women should read them.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1916-02-03

III eaCH Cake OF Sausage,
pat out until quite thin,
then cook as usual. The
sausage will flavor the
oyster and the oyster fla
vors the sausage.
Sausaees With Chest
nuts.-Roast chestnuts
and take the skins off;
fry six small fiat oval
nnrnr nf cnnrnno rnan+
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1916-02-03
How to Work 1t.

Bobbs-I wish l could get my wife
to come home, but she'll stick till the
last dance is over.
Dobbs-I'n tell you how to do it.
Bobbs-How?
Dobbs-Just dance three times in
succession with the pretty girl in the
bright red dress, and she'll take you
home in a hurry.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1916-02-03
WILLING to Try.

Mrs. Peck-They've talked over g.
500 miles by wireless. l wonder If
you could hear me that far away,
Henry?
Henry Peck (wistfully)-I wonder!
Judge
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1916-02-03
TIE1eHElN
66ABLNED

To make a bill of fare with ease,
And one that's always sure to please.
Start Soup" as a beginner.
Next in order comes the fish
Then some dainty little dish
To take away the taste of fish
And pave the way for dinner.
John Willy.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1916-02-03
Remainder This. Fellows.

One may forgive foolishness, but
that doesn't overcome the annoyance
1t imposes.-St. Louis Globe-Democrat.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1916-02-03

81 want my advertisement put next
to pure reading matter"
"All right; we'll put it right next
to the most sensational murder on
the page"
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1916-02-03
Use Your own Judqment.

Good advice" said Uncle Eben, "ia
generally SO mixed up wifi bad advice
dat you might as well take a chance
on yoh own Judgment"
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1916-02-03

make us look older than we are. Keep
your Eyes young and you will look young.
After the Movies Murine Your Eyes; Don't
tell your age. Murine Eye Remedy Co..
Chicago, Sends Eye Book on request.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1916-02-03

If the wife would practice all her
husband breaches there would be few
er grounds for divorce.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1916-02-03
me 0uinine That Does Not Affect Head

Because of its tonic and laxative effect. LAXA-
TIVE BROMO QUININE is better than ordinary
Quinine and can be taken by anyone 25c.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1916-02-03

A small boy knows more about his
big sister in a minute than a young
man can find out during a years
cOurt shin
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1916-02-03
impossible TO Enrnlus

We may forgive those who bore us
we cannot forgive those whom wa
bore.-La Rochefoucauld.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1916-02-03
SEAsoNABLE DISHES.

When there are few oysters left,
and not enough for meal, put one
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1916-02-03

Il love were contagious girls would
work overtime to catch 1t.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1916-02-03
sAvoRY sWEETBREADs.

Sweetbreads vary SO in price in
different markets that they may be
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1916-02-03
ii'TITIIITTIITIITTTHTTITIT
Detroit, Mich.-"When I frs


troubles that could do anything and doctor
said would have to undergo operation could hardly walk
without Vegetable what
had done thought would try it got bottle Of
Pmkhams Vegetable Compound and package of Lydia E.
Rnham sanatye Wash and used them according drecons
Mrs THos DIVER, $50 Milwaukee Ave, East, Detroit, Mich.
Bellevue Pal suffered more than tongue tell with terrible
bearing inflammation tried several doctors and
they ali told the story that could get well without
good many medicines that to and
helped until friend advised give Lydia Pink
hams Vegetable Compound trial The first bottle helped kept
taking don't know what it is to be sick and
picking weight am 20 old and weigh 15 pounds
1t will be the greatest pleasure to me can have the 9ppor
FRoEIIoHER, 1928 Manhattan St, North Sde Bellevue Pa
You like special advice write to Lydia E. Pnkha
Your letter will
held in strict confidence.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1916-02-03

important 70 Mothers
Examine carefully every bottle Of
CASTORIA, safe and sure remedy fol
infants and children, and see that II
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1916-02-03

Marinette, Wis.--"I went to the doctor and
he told me / must have an operation for female
married only short time. / would have terrible
pains and my hands and feet were cold all the
time. I took Lydia E. Pnkhan's Vegetable Com
way. I give you permission to publish my name
because am SO thankful that / feel well again. ~
Mrs. FRED BEHNKE, Marinette, Wis.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1916-02-03
piles Relieved by First application

And cured in to II days by PAZO OINTMENT
the universal remedy for all forms of Piles.
Druggists refund money il it fails. soc.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1916-12-19
NEW CORPORATIONS

Reports received by the secretary of state Monday showed that two big corporations have been formed during the past few days for the purpose of engaging in the farming and stock raising business in central Alabama on a large scale. The Alston-Tinker cat tie company has been organized at Fostoria, Lowndes county, with paid" in capital of s200,000, while the Westwyn Plantation company will be- gin business at Marion Junction, Dal- las county, with a paid-in capital or s20.OOO Each company announced that it would make a speciality of stock raising.
 Incorporators of the Aston Tinker Cattle company are Minnie P. Aston E. H. Aston and z. W. Tinker, while those interested in the Westwyn PIan- tation company are Emma w. smith, Oscar w Smith and H. W. smith.
 The Pisgah Land and Lumber com pany of Scottsboro, Jackson county was organized with an authorized cap ital of s5000 and paid-in capital oi s2700 It will engage in the general timber and sawmill business Tn Jack son county and those interested Wit be Virgil Bouldin, J. w. Gay, w. b. Wheeler and c. M. Ambrester
 Another company which organlzz'eo as a corporation Monday was the Mizell Mercantile company or samson Geneva county, with paid-in capltal of s50OO. Incorporators are F. J. Mlzeh' IT A Knowles w. E. Beard or sam son. I. M. Pitcher of Sloconb ana M. S. Carmichael of Elba.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1916-12-19
ALL NOTES DELIVERED

The presentation of the German note to the entente allied governments has now practically been accomplished. While the British foreign office was receiving the document from Ambassador Page shortly after noon a similar delivery was taking place in Paris.
 The Swiss minister at Rome has pre- sented the note of the central powers to Italy without comment, and through the same channel, the message was pre- sented to Belgium and Portugal also without comment. TfN Netherlands min ister tended the peace proposals to Ser via in behalf of Bulgaria
 Prior to receipt of the note by the British foreign office, the deliveries to Italy, Belgium and other countries had permitted exchanges concerning the eX- act official contents which proved to be substantially the same as given in the speech made in the Reichstag by Chancellor Won Bethmann-Hollweg and without containing any specific indication of the terms.
 It is also being observed in official circles that the note was uniformly pre- sented without comment. This Is taken tn indicate that Germany framed the communication so that the neutral inter- mediaries would act only as forwarding agents, at least at the outset. Premier Lloyd-George's speech In the House of Commons Tuesday is expected to show the general attitude of ths British government. Thereafter ex- | changes between the entente allies vii determine the nature of the joint reply but informal conferences already have prepared much of the ground. It is understood that the assertion made in the German note was that thu