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The evening world., 1916-04-22

CIV IilAT'S the matter with this
w Columbia University pro-
fessor who indorscs the
man who said TO h with the
American nag" asked the head poll
Usher.
There's nothing the matter with
him except what you might judge Is
the matter with "A man who enter
tains such opinions" replied the
laundry man. "He ~ educated be-
yond his storage capacity. and the
contents Of his think tank are fer
menung.
People OF the habit of mind OF this
professor herd together. There was
quite an assemblage OF them at the
Astor. and they applauded the pro-
fessor. They have to herd together
because nobody will listen to them but
folk who think as they do: and they
naturally gravitate toward each other.
the same AS coke iiends and left hand
cd copy readers; also they do abhor
TO see their names in the papers.
They have been known to call up all
the editors in town to inquire II II
| was tTut tUht S,llu tullOIS nlu lltLIl
| certain information about them.
Rose Pastor Stokes, for instance.
made a speech the other night at "a
dinner OF advanced thinkers at the
| Brevoort. Advanced thinkers are
| people who think from the forehead
out. Mrs. Stokes proclaimed that
Bnma Goldman was under indictment
| FOR delivering an Instructive audre ss
on tho subject OF birth control.
! THE information made Il profound
| impression on her hearers. as well II
might For Emma Goldman was not
under indictment for delivering 80
address on birth control, Miss
/ Goldman was under arrest for utter
! ing objectionable language in the
presence OF a mixed audience IN
which were many children. Outside
OF the propriety Of Miss Goldman,
I who is unmarried, speaking in public
about birth control, the authorities of
this city are charged with the protec-
tlon OF the morals OF youth in public
| places. AMI Miss Goldman was sent
to jail FOR fifteen days, Mrs. Stokes
knew Just az much about the status
OF Emma Goldman's case as the ave-
rage community centre enthusiast
| knows about everything."
The evening world., 1916-04-22
1.-THE DOVe'S-Eye View"
BY Sophie Irene Loeb

: Co. CThe New York E,enins worlL.
other woman's husband and accepts
jcwolry from him. 1t rightfully finds
1t difficult to realize that such a
woman is "A pure white dove. and that
others who do similar things are
naughty crows"
Every "other woman" knows. no
matter how innocent she may be,
that she is doubtless woundinE some
wife when she encourages the at
tention OF that woman's husband.
There are ways and means OF ad-
justing these things honorably, II
either party feels he or she has lost
the love OF the other, no legal stat
utcs can hold them together. The
laws Of man are made to break such
bonds.
Tho honorable person Is OFF with
the old before he Is on with tho new.
The old idea OF What God hath
Joined together, let no man put
fulness in keeping people together
! that were not intended to be together,
Ii is a dangerous doctrine that the
| husband OF this dove" attempts TO
teach. lie may have confidence
enough in his wife to allow such un-
usual liberties, but while his theories
along these lines may be ideal. they
will be applauded only for some fu
! ture day hundreds OF years hence.
To-day we are living in a word ot
| tcmptations and frailties OF human
| nature. II is not easily conCeivahl,
that all women are "innoCcnt" doves
who act as this one did, II is wise
to question such innocence, At least
every wife has reason to suspect tho
woman who carries on ciandcstinC
com mpanionship with the husband sht
herself has taken Tor her very own.
The evening world., 1916-04-22
How One Hates Him!- But


I J knowedged Widow. Besides
- depends the KIND OF liar be-
Of the
truth
thing yourself"
Ha' exclaimed Bachelor
spreading
Yes and vanity and sefestecm and happiness declared the Widow;
because
Great Scott"
And
Portable
friends
the
work Of God. and'
But y
Of
our defects is worst The who
than the professional burglar
after 1t OF
n
filed of
naturally become draboong and uninterestng It's bad"
The evening world., 1916-04-22
Lies for husbands!"

ar lies for
Not Eles"co DIRECTED the but few liesof
self nice
Of
a he
to And
n
conviction
And
she added dmplng chtiengngy. "you tell
Bachelor
60
The evening world., 1916-04-22

Danu. lie terms her dove
among crows" By crows" does he
mean the people who criticise?
This is the dove" who accepted
$1,000 ring from the poisoner with
child-like innocence When the hus-
band was asked how one could know
"A lady-dove from Il crow, he replied:
Il know her by her wide-o trust
ful eyes, like my wfes. A dove
among crows Is a woman who will
smile At any one and speak to any
one. whether she knows him or not.
Tho dove is gentle and unworldly.
The crow is predatory and worldly.
My wife was unworthy. She looked
AT tho matter with the eyes of the
heart. That is the kind OF vision the
world cannot understand doves
eye view
The man is mistaken. The world
does understand the dove's- eye view
The world does appreciate the girl
who comes from the country. like this
one, and according TO him) looks
around New York as child looks ar
a toy shop, with the same delightful
wonder
Yes, the world knows this look
just as the husband does. Yet In,
world usually refuses TO recognize tn,
"innoccnt" dove in the woman WhC
| secretly enjoys the friendship OF an
The evening world., 1916-04-22
Facts Not Worth Knowing.
By Arthur Baer

Copyright 1910 by Publishing
thousand
contracted by peepin9 through draughy keyhoes
couhn OF
9GS16 people sharing V in Chicago,
inspectors found that 96S1G had
in dictionary don't
make at ALL
board ubuay the
the of his station
South America inhibited Iu
olmony paying sleep
The evening world., 1916-04-22
The Jarr Family
By Roy l.. McCardell-

Copyright. 1910. BY The PrcsS fuvi'Nh'
<<VVyliERES WIllio?" asked
w Mr. Jarr, as he seated
himself at the table, after
Gertrude, the light running domestic.
had sounded the toCsin.
Hes like his father; he doesn't
care how he delays Gertrude and his
MOTHER replied Mrs. Jarr. But II
you and he weren't given anything
to eat when you came late to meals
there'd be some change in your be-
havior.'
At this point Master Jarr came slid
ing in quietly and took his seat ut
the table.
why didn't you wash your
wrists" asked his mother. 'Do you
20 to school like that? What does
the teacher think?"
NAV. can | have five cents? Our
gangs got baseball club and we
each have to give five cents for buy
ing baseball.
Mrs. Jarr's reply was that Master
Jarr should eat his soup. as he was
keeping everybody waiting.
The evening world., 1916-04-22

toward the foe. You can sec what
an obligation suCn a programme
braska.
They don't want to run their niv-
vers all the way To New York: there
fore. they are against war. And in
asmuch as Henry is against war they
are for Henry. Furthermore, the
Nebraska primaries built another
political black eye on Col. Roosevelt.
for Nebraska IL a Republican State
on national issues. II the people out
there won't have him in the pri-
maries they don't want him in the
White House. And the sentiment OF
Nebraska comes pretty close to being
the sentiment OF the Middle West"
The evening world., 1916-04-22
I Play II Two Ways.

CT SEE, however" said the head
polisher. that prophet
from Paris. on arriving here
Thursday, announced that there will
he an r., l. and Il in the name OF the
next President
Well" said the laundry man. tina.
prophecy doesn't bar Thomas Wood
row Wilson. which is the Presidents
fun monakcr."
The evening world., 1916-04-22

The seas arc quiet whcn the winds grc ocr
SO calm arc Cc. whcn passions are no more
MAILER.
The evening world., 1916-04-22

Perhaps affinity that carried Nebraska for IIenr,
Ford He turns a half million cranks per year.
The evening world., 1916-04-22
BUTLER.

he mat complies his opinion still
BUTLER.
The evening world., 1916-04-22
The Woman of 1t.
BY Helen Rowland.

by The Evening worh)
SHE PREFERS SWEET LIE TO THE BITTER TRUTH.
to-day Widow with challenging
radiant OF spring
crowned with imported
The Bachelor
Goodness gracousNo" broke the Widow putting up her small
In
make feel pleased with myself did tell me the truth
Poor devil" murmurcd the Bachelor What did he tell you7'
"Ic told Mr.. Weatherby"
oh that Bachelor cheer
But" Bachelor helped into his
wasn't
I would m a
a
woudbc washngons! worll
tina Weath
inquired Bachelor as,onishment
The evening world., 1916-04-22

HE "other woman in the
case of the man who poi
soned his wlfe's parents is
being defended by her hus-
hand He tprmS har "A "lnya
The evening world., 1916-04-22

the matter with this
w Columbia University pro-
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1916-09-23
METzGER'S MEN ARE
READY FOR OPENER
Special Dispatch to the Intelligcncer.

WASHINGTON. Pa. Sept. 22.-Coach
ballers to-day in final preparation for
the game tomorrow with Bethany,whic
will open the twenty-seventh local sea-
son. Many of the promising men are
crippled ard at least one regular from
last year, NuSS, will not be able TO start.
His place will ba taken by either Cur
ley, q Freshman recruit, or Ruble. %ho
was second string man OF last year.
Rain fell during good portion or
the practice this afternoon making the
ball slippery and the footing uncertain.
Dummy Scrimnage was put on for the
first half Of the work followed BY spe-
cializcd practically the various depart
ments separately. The rains OF yes
terday. last night and to-day have served
to soften up the hard gridiron and put
1t in excellent shape for the opening
clash.
The W. & J. team that faces Bethany
In the opening engagement VIII be far
different one from any seen on the local
field for several years. -Four men VINO
have never before played on a Red and
Black eleven will start the game. They
are Carroll, left tackle; Guy, center;
Straw, right guard. and Gurley. nalf-
back. In addition there will start the
contest two men who were never before
regulars I'rcssell at right end and Fiber
at left halfback Tho veterans picked
as started are Whitehill. left end; Capt,
Wimberly. left guard; Henry" right
tackle; sStohbs. quarterback and Nc
Crcight, fullback.
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1916-09-23
WILSON. CLUB MET
Resumes Meetings and Takes Steps to
Become Active in Democratic
Campaign.

Tie weekly meetings Of the Wood
row Wilson club, a working organ1za-
ton of Wheeling Democrats. were
resumed with the session held last
evening at the Beethoven hall. Sheriff
A. T. Sweeney, president Of the club
presided. and Edmund Jones was back
at his desk in the capacity OF sec
TIE meeting was enlivened by ad-
dresses delivered by Carl o. Schmidt,
George Oldham. John Garden' Leo
Coleman, Attorney Mahon. DR.. H. p.
Campbell. Archie Sawtell, ". B. Casey
and others. Reference was made to
the Chiffon meeting here Tuesday
evening, and suggestions offered that
the full membership Of the club at
tend the opening rally.
Two Committees were appointed to
carry out designated features OF the
club work and report back to the
meeting next Friday evening.
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1916-09-23
CRUDE OIL PRICES
TO STARTLE WORLD

CHICAGO, Sept. "a price for
crude oil that will startle consumers
was predicted by c. D. Chamberlain
of Cleveland, one of the $50 delegates
to the annual meeting Of the national
petroleum association which closed its
meetings here with banquet tonight.
I'VE can offer no encouragement to
users of gasoline" Mr.. Chamberlain
said, for the price Of crude oil IS
increasing steadily and with the close
of the war there will be an unprece,
dented demand for oil throughout Eu-
rope"
". T. Jones, of Kansas City. ex-
pressed the same opinion and decared'
the output now exceeds $780, .OOO
in value and that the output for 1915
was $225,000.000.
William Muir, of TitusTillc, Pa. was
elected president. Other officers elect
ed are: w. H. Fehsenfeld Of Baltl-
more and E. P. Theobold. Of Oil City,
Pa, vice president; E. S. Anderson
of Pittsburgh, treasurer, and c. D.
Chamberlain, of Cleveland, secretary:
United States Senator Hollis. OF
New Hampshire was the principle
speaker at the banquet.
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1916-09-23
JUDGE ORR RAPS
FRAUD PRACTICE

ERIE. Pa, Sept: 22.-The practice
of bringing alleged frauds against
mail order houses into the tederal
court under the law prohibiting the
use of mails to defraud was condemn
ed by Judge Charles P. Orr, in the
United States District Court here TO-
day.
The United States government IS
not an agency to investigate the valid
ity of checks received by mail order
said Judge Orr In passing
sentence upon Joseph Kruzek or
Johnstown, Pa, who had pleaded
guilty to sending check to chicago
firm when he had no funds in the bank.
If mail order houses can afford 10
accept checks ald ship goods without
knowing the customer, they should az
pect to get tripped up once in whlle
and not burden the United States
court with their difficulties in collec'
ton"
Kruzek was sentenced TO serve one
day in jail. John B. Willough6y found
guilty Of raising one dollar bills TO ten
dollars and passing them in Altoona
and Johnstown was sentenced 10
serve three years in the federal prison
at Atlanta.
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1916-09-23
SEVEN PRISONERS
Brought in by Deputy Marshal Short
Last Night From MartInsour9'
to Serve Jail Sentences

United States Deputy Marshal John
NJ, Short returned last night from Mar
tinsburg with seven prisoners sen
fenced BY Judge A G. Dayton at the
term Of Federal court in that city 10
serve out their terms in the county
Jail. ,, w.
The prisoners included Vasilos vas
iliayes and George Vayoullas, SIX
months each for white slavery. Inev
were convicted of importing Greek
girl from Ohio into this State TOR I'M
moral purposes. Others were Bertha
Harris and William Henry, bootleg.
ging, 60 days each; Ben Dunlap and
John Mcbride, four months each. All
ore of this city.
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1916-09-23
YOUNG MEMS CLUB
TO ESCORT Chiffon
INITIAL MEETING OF YOUNG
MEMS DEMOCRATIC CLUB
FOR CAMPAIGN.
Will Be. Held Monday Evening to
Plan Reception for Senator
Chiffon Tuesday.

The call has been issued for a
meeting Of the Young Mems Demo
cratic club to be held in the Waldorf
building on Market street Monday
evening. This will be the initial meet
ing of the club in the 1916 campaign.
and the purpose Of this meeting IS
to outline the campaign program and
prepare a reception fol. Senator VIII
liam E Chiffon. who comes to Wheel
ing Tuesday to address the opening
rally Of the Democratic. campaign at
the market-auditorium Tuesday even
ing. The Young Mems Democratic
club, the purpose Of which is to serve
as escort for prominent Democratic
in campaign gatherings. has been In
existence for great many years.
One matter that probably will re-
ceive attention at the meeting Mon
day evening is the selection Of a new
treasurer to succeed the late R. 5.
Kncheloe, whose death occurred since
the last campaign. Other officers are
Charles II. Wheeler, president; La
fayette Graner, vice president; Sher-
wood Fee. secretary; Frank II. Kin
cheloe, parade marshal.
The high silk hats, the distinguish
ing garb of the club members, will be
in evidence again this fall.
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1916-09-23
|R-STONE TO
LAID TOMORROW
6p EXERCISES WILL BE
A, THE NEW CORPUS
aIkIBE1 CHURCH

ef-stene for the new Corpus
rch at Warwood will be laid
sstve ceremonies Sunday at
ID 1t Is expected that hun
atholics from the entire val
rticipate in the devotions and
eet demonstration which will
services. The new building
hation church and school and
be completed before the snow
~ this winter.
Eeling Traction company will
minute car service from,
street. Wheeling. to Third
rwood. All the local socie-
eelIng and many members OF
local. congregations will
b the services.
]. Donahue Is expected
hy from a business trip
a lower part Of the diocese.
the principal speaker anu
Charge Of the devotions. He
sisted by a number OF the
I'm the churches OF the sur
owns.
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1916-09-23
SOCIALISM IS GIVEN
A SETBACK BY WAR

BALTIMORE. DID,, Sept. 22-War col
iectivism as prfacticed in the belliFerent
countries of Europe formed a basis Tor
discussion at the conference or the IN
tercoIleeiate socialist society at Sher-
wood Forest today.
Algcrnon Ice. Socialist candidate Tor
governor OF Now York. gave it as his
opinion that while the present war pro
duccd a paternal or benevolent collec-
no permanent good in the way OF ad-
vance toward collrctivism as exempt
fed by socialism was TO he expected.
Mr. Lee said there was slight al
yancemcnt OF the Socialism idea an
neutral countries such as Holland. but
in all belligercnt countries the cause OF
Socialism has received a setback.
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1916-09-23
ARM0R PLATE PLANT
MEETING IS HELD
STEUBENVILLE, EAST LIVERPOOL
AND TORONTO BUSINESS
MEN PULL.

STEUBENYILLE. O.. Sept. 22.-The
Chamber OF Commerce of Steubenville,
East Liverpool. Toronto and other
neighboring towns, held a joint confer
euce at Toronto last night. in the IN
teresss of the movement TO bring TO this
section OF he Ohio ALLEY, he govern
ment armor plant. The meeting was
OF a "get-together' nature such as was
held BY trade organizations Of DOWN
river towns at Wheeling several days
ago The various communities repre-
scented, displayed 4 Willingness to work
in harmony with Fhe "doWn-river OF.
canizations TO land the government
plant, regardless of location and agreed
20 send large delegations TO the big
valley meeting to be held at Weilsourg
next Tuesday night. The meeting was
presided over by Secretary george
Hoover Of the East Liverpool Chamber
of Commerce.
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1916-09-23
TO EXAMINE SCHOLARS.

PITTSBURGH Ia. Sept. 22.-Flans
are neing made here for the examination
OF 10000 school children for traces Of
jnfantile paralysis prior to the opening
Of the public schools. The examinations
will begin next Monday and will be con-
Quoted by so school medical inspectors
and nurses. assisted by the entire adult
teaching force Of $500 persons. Fiji
teen hundred mouth thermometers will
be used us well as so antiseptic sets. To
avoid danger the children will be sepA-
rated into groups Of 10 and as soon as
the examination has been completed. will
be hurried cut of the school buildings
where the inspections will be made, and
urged 10 go home at once.
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1916-09-23
How to Danish Hairs
(From The Beauty News.)

Ugly hairy growths can be removed
in the privacy Of your own home II
YOU get small original package Of
medol and mix into paste enough
of the powder and water to cover the
hairy surface. This should be left
on the skin about 2 minutes, then re-
moved and the skin washed, apd every
trace of hair will have vanished. No
from this treatment, but be sure you
buy real medol, which is inexpensive.
Mail orders filled by American Pro
prietory Co., Boston, Mass
For sale by c. II. Griest G. Co.
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1916-09-23
IMPROVING EDIFICE

Extensive repairs have been started
at the Wesley NJ. E. church ediice.
The contract for the work was award
ed to the Wheeling Planning Mill COM
rany, and when the work Is finished
the structure will present much more
aborate appearance. The permit for
the work was among the eight build
ing permits issued the past week by
City Building Inspector J. J. Fahey.
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1916-09-23
K. IT'S % PHILADELPHIA.

PHILADE. pIiIA, Sept. %. - Phila-
delphia was definitely chosen as the
site for the 1919 triennial conclaVe OF
the knights Templar at a meeting OF
the conclave committee here today.
The tentative selection of this city
was made al the conclave this year in
Las Angeles and a committee APP
pointed to make the selection with the
approval of Lee S.. Smith, of Pitts
burgh, the grand master of the order.
In expressing his approval Of the
choice today the grand master de-
clared that the 1919 conclave will be
the biggest in the history of the order
and that at least $4,000 Knights Tenn
nlars will be in the parade.
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1916-09-23
POLICE PICKUPS

L. Deloiio, u Fairmont Italian now
employed at the Wheeling Mold Foun-
dry plant lad trouble with his foremah
last evening and now rcpoScs at the city
lookup TO which place he was escorted
by OFFICER Coulter. lie will be held tnr
a hearing this evening. as witnesses can
not appear this morning.
Pm: Murphy, John Sullivan ana car
once Jones, a trio OF DRINKS. were land
ed by OFFICER bartholomew and Will
have hearing this morning
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1916-09-23
GERARD MAY TAKE
LONG VACATION

BERLIN, Sept %, via London, Sept,
%, lips A. m.-James w. Gerard, the
American ambassador here, tentative
" has reserved passage on the scan
fnaYian.American line steamer FRED
erick VIII, sailing from Copenhagen
on September %. Mrs. Gerard VIII
sail on the Frederick VIII, but II is
still uncertain whether the ambassa-
dor will be able to take a vacation ID
the United States now.
The matter is now thought to de-
pend on the developments in the Ger
man political situation within the next
few days and whether Washington
desires the ambassador to take his va,
cation at this time.
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1916-09-23
HEARS PASTOR
bf LOCAL CHURCH
he Tenth Anniversary OF DR..
hes Passionate at Zion
Lutheran Church.

will be an occasion Of spe-
st to the pastor and congre-
Zion Lutheran church, the
/ the tenth anniversary Of the
Of Rev. A. L. Benze. A num-
Eeressiag features viii be car
kn connection with the sery-
Ion Sunday, and on Tuesday
Inc popular pastor and his
fll be rendered a reception
in honor of his anniversary.
of labor for his congrega..
has not been the extent Of
's service to the city, and
of Wheeling people outside
aggregation will remember
th a sense of deep apprecla-
E man in whose honor the
I'LL be- observed.
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1916-09-23
CASES SUBMITTED.

Special Dispatch TO the lntclliGencer
BUFFALO. n. y. Sent. 22-Two &C,
tions brought ny Harry Norman against
tho German Fire Insurance COMPANY
Wheeling, Rochester Savings Bank: sam,
ual Cohen. Emanuel Cohen and United
Firemcn's Insurance Company. Philadel-
phia. late today were submitted to SUI
rrcme court Justice Rich. whose deci-
sion is expected within a few days. The
suits which were tried together, were
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1916-09-23
REPUBLICANS WILL WIN
IN Fourth DISTRICT
Member Of state Committee and Con-
gresstonal Chairman Predicts
Party Success.

Thomas A. Brown. prominent attorney
Of Parkersburgh, q member Of the Re
publican State Executive Committee and
chairman of the Republican congress
sional committee of the Fourth district
was In the city yesterday, attending to
business matters. TO an Intelligence"
reporter. Judge Brown said that the Re
publican organization Of Wood count
and tho Fourth congressional district
is in good working order and is conduct
ing an enere etic campaign.
Reports over the district. Mr.. Brown
said, indicate that Harry woodward. for
Congress, and. In fact. the entire Repuo.
licnn ticket will be elected this fall oF
an old-ume Republican majority. The
party is united, harmonious and cnthusl-
astic he said.
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1916-09-23
MISS YOUNG WINS

CHARLESTON, ". Va, Sept. 22.-
Miss Sarah Young, Of Pittsburgh, was
the winer of the finals in women
singles at the annual tennis tourna-
ment here today. She won In straight
sets from Miss Caroline Staunton, OF
Charleston, although the local contest
ant made a strong rally IN the second.
The scores: 6-1, 10-S.