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The Sunday telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1914-1927, 1916-06-11
TO PROTEST
Delegates and Visitors during.
Convention against lmposi-
ton is City of ST. Louis.

ST. LOUIS, No., June 10+speciai
precautions are to be takan by the NJ
tional Conventions EHSoe1sdon 70 pre-
vent imposition on visitors 70 ST.
Louis during the Democratic national
convention. At the request Of tho as
ISOLATION. the executive committee OF
the Business Mems League adopted
resolutions declaring visitors to be
particular guests and specifying a de-
sire for their protection.
All taxieab, "titney bus" and other
vehicle rates as we'll as room rates IN
large and small hotels will be publish
ed by the association, and II Will oper-
ate a service bureau in Union station.
where visitors a got whatever infor-
nation or assistance they may need.
The object OF these precautions Is
10 obviate the least chance OF irnposi-
ton. Tho association expects to 80
so far as 10 take up any Just complaint
OF any visitor and prosecute.
The Sunday telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1914-1927, 1916-06-11

Much timber IN New Zealand having
been found highly suitable for the
manufacture OF wood pulp. the govern
ment Is fostering the e-stahlishment OF
the industry.
The Sunday telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1914-1927, 1916-06-11

Seven carloads OF sink from China
have passed through Winnipeg lately,
coming from the Pacific . what Il
considered In Winnipeg to be the nat
ural highway for oriental truna
The Sunday telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1914-1927, 1916-06-11

The Iutla. commonly called tho
Cuban rat, e related 70 tho porcu,
pinc and makes An afeciionate pet
The Sunday telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1914-1927, 1916-06-11

trati0n In New York Is the fault that
has operated in all the states. Men
appointed 10 Oversee tho roads that
fthey DO kept in proper and useable
condition were selected on political
grounds and the construction force
was divorced from the maintenance
force with the result that roads built
az heavy cost were not cared for and
the necessary stitch IN time was not
taken when aud where tho RIP began.
Yerington times. [volume] (Yerington, Nev.) 1907-1932, 1916-07-08
AFTER THE STANDARD OIL

The Attorney General of the Unitet
States is considering whether he ough'
once more to proceed against the
Standard Oil companies on the GROUND
that the dissolution ordered by the
Supreme Court was carried out IL
name rather than in fact. The rea
reason is that the price OF gasoline
has risen to high level, which is the
subject OF a great deal OF complain
in Henryford territory, The prop
err action to be taken against the sev
cral oil companies is to compel then
&c sell gasoline TO owners OF 81 ,o0t
cars at Zoe. per gal, while the owner.
o. big cars should be charged 40c
Another satisfactory expedient woul6
be TO compel owners of oil stocks to
surrender them for distribution
among The consumers Of gasoline
These are the only ways OF curing
the trouble that we can think of, TN
less people yill refrain from using Sc
much of thinning and Engineering
Journal.
Yerington times. [volume] (Yerington, Nev.) 1907-1932, 1916-07-08
A Dir Theatrta
THE MUTUAL

This theater, during the glorious
| celebration just over, proved itsell
. factor of entertainment all the way
from a pleasant place of rest to the
| nroduction of the most popular
nhotoplay ever enjoyed in this city
The spirit of entertainment pre-
vailed as a long remembered treat
the building was the grandest decorat-
ed front of the celebration, with the
red lettering, the artificial awning
flags. shields and festooning made the
Lnsiness a scene of live spirit ana
entertainment.
The most appropriate prize tor the
best business representation III the
parade was awarded to this theater
the float consisted of the best adver-
Using display that has ever been seer
in Yerington on wheels. Great
colored posters advertising Paramount
pictures the business builders OF this
theater Posters giving notice OF tho
advance attractions with Mary Pick
ford in "Tress OF the Storm Coun
try" to be here next Thursday
Marguerite Clark in "Gretta Green
soon to be here anG "Are you Ma
son" also this month.
The celebration dance on the
jitney plan lasted till an carly hour
in the morning. We will always have
place to dance for you.
As the celebration is over and
but memory no bluue ieiling
exists. As it is we'll known the
Mutual vii lcontinue and all VII
note with pleasure the excellent PRO
gram on for the ensuing week. J
will be not our fault ii you do no
happen to be informed OF Mary PICK
ford. in Tess OF the Storm Coun
try" next Thursday, also our favorit'
irene Fenwick the following Sunday
Yerington times. [volume] (Yerington, Nev.) 1907-1932, 1916-07-08

~ P"t VI nan SUITS On your SllOs
while you wait.
>~~~>s~~S~>~~~~>~~~~~~~ ~~~--~~~~~~~~>>
quarantine which the State has main
tanned since November, 1914, on ac
count of the "foot-and mouth" disease
restoring normal traffic conditions il
1--we stock
The tuoerculin test is only required
Tor dairy and breeding cattle; Other
classes of cattle may come into ia,
State upon physical examination
Cattle and hogs for immediate
slaughter will be accepted without
certillcation, the owner filing state
mcnt stating the number of cattle
their origin and destination, in lieu o
certificate. Branded range cattI,
from California, Oregon, Idaho, anf
Utah VIII be allowed to enter with.
cut examination, a similar statement
rom the owner serving in lieu OF +;
certihcate OF inspection. The maIleir
test IS not required for horses. asses
and mules, these animals being allow.
ed to enter upon certificate of physi.
cal examination.
NO relaxation of the rabies omar.
antine IS made in this order, nor doe,
lhe order cover the movement vol
sheep into Nevada.
Yerington times. [volume] (Yerington, Nev.) 1907-1932, 1916-07-08
LIVESTOCK QUARANTINE
ORDER NUMBER /.

a proclamation by the Governor
relative to quarantine against the i'm
portation into the State of Nevado
OF live stock from otner States was
issued July I.
This quarantine order raises the
Yerington times. [volume] (Yerington, Nev.) 1907-1932, 1916-07-08

The standing of the candidates in
the Yerington Drug Company is as
follows:
Yerington times. [volume] (Yerington, Nev.) 1907-1932, 1916-07-08

Sandman. & Company are prepared
to put on half soles on your shoe
while you wait.
The West Virginian. [volume] (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1914-1974, 1916-12-09

III men viii! notice the buttons on
their coat cuffs the chances are they'll
find imitation button holes at the sides
on the buttons. This is rcmnun;
of a seventeenth century custom. The
buttons nowadays are of no use. But
in the old days they were for a pur-
pose.
In the early days Of fancy clothes
the men spent so much on thcir coats
that they had to find Il scheme to
save the cuffs from wearing out. The
tailors Of those days devised the but
ton and button hole OIL the coat sleeves
The stylish men could button the cuffs
back out OF harms way and thus save
wear and tear on garment and pocket.
book.
1.-THE primitive hat was simply a
circular piece Of leather with alacing
threaded through it and tied at the
back to fit the crown OF the head. In
the modern hat We find the little bow
Of silk ribbon and in some hats the
ribbon is threaded through the lining.
The modern trifle is of no use whatso.
ever, merely vestige or trace OF the
old days when men had TO fit their
heads with the leather lacing."
The West Virginian. [volume] (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1914-1974, 1916-12-09

BERKELEY, Cal. Dec. S.--Why are
buttons on mems coats placed on the
right side and why are those on wo-
mems coats on the left side?
What's the reason for the little silk
bow in the bask Of the leather lining
In mems hats?
Why do men wear buttons OH the
cuffs of their coats?
+. W. Clifford. expert in the develop
ment OF dress. OF the University OF Cal
iforuia, herewith tells how a few of
the oddities came about
There was a great craze for but.
tons when they we're invented for use
of man." said Clifford. 1.-THE novelty
spread through countries with civil
lied dress and costumes with but.
tons all over the fronts of coats, on
the sides and backs were much in
favor, the much.buttoned uniforms of
today being vestiges of the early coats.
THE reason for buttons on the right
side Of mems coats seems simple
enough. This arrangement permitted
the wearer in the early days to thrust
his fighting arm into his jacket in
order to keep it warm. If the but.
tons were on the left side he couldn't
do 1t.
THE buttons on women's coats were
originally placed on the left side so
the wearer could manipulate them
with her right hand, leaving her left
arm free to carry her baby. That's
the eplanation authorities agree on
and it ought to be as good as any 9th.
er.
The West Virginian. [volume] (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1914-1974, 1916-12-09
Harrlson,s Sheriff Sued.

CLAItKSBURG. W. Va, Dec. o.
Ross +. Stout, sheriff OF Harrison Coun
~. was made defendant in n suit for
$4,000 damages filed in the Circuit
Court here today by Robert G. Mar.
tin OF this city. The suit arises from
an act on the part OF Clarence Van.
mort. deputy sheriff over Il year ago,
when he shot Martin while trying to
arrest him on Il charge Of violating
the prohibition law. The bill alleges
that Vannort was an agent for the
sheriff EAd therefore the latter is
responsible for the physical damage
sustained by Mr.. Martin.
The West Virginian. [volume] (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1914-1974, 1916-12-09
AFRO AMERICAN news
BY James o. Heath.

The Ladies' Aid Society of the Trim
ity NJ. +. Church served an oyster
supper Thursday evening at the
church.
Rev A F. Jones of Pittsburgh is
holding a revival a the Mt. Zion Bap.
fist church.
Mr. William Forney was a Clarks.
burg visitor Thursday.
Mr.. and Mrs. W. D. Forncy enter.
tanned at six o'clock dinner WcGncs.
day. Rev. a. F. Jones of Pittsburgh.
and Rev. A. E. CObhs of SewiCklcy.
The West Virginian. [volume] (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1914-1974, 1916-12-09
win Protest New Gas Rats.

PAREERSBURG. w. Va, Dec. g.
Formal protest from the Parkersburg
Board of Commerce and the manufac.
turcrs OF the Parkcrsburg district will
lie Service Corporation. according to
action taken at a special meeting Of
tho board and a number of manufac.
turers against the proposed increase
in rates for their commodity by the
Hope Mutual Gas Company, which
supplies concerns Of this district with
fuel for their plants
The West Virginian. [volume] (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1914-1974, 1916-12-09
Chiffon Wlthdraws Recount

WHEELING. ". Va, Dec. 9--All
recounts and contests following the
recent election has been dropped in
Ohio county. it was announced today
by the county commissioners. Attor.
neys report that Senator William E.
Chiffon, defeated for reelection to the
United States Senate and Col. Thos.
W. Fleming. Republican candidate for
Congress withdrew demands for a re.
count today.
The West Virginian. [volume] (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1914-1974, 1916-12-09
KNIGHTS OF PYTHlAs

Mountain City Lodge No. As. Meets
in Third floor, Fleming Bldg, Thurs.
day evenings 1880. p. II. Hall, Mas
ter OF Finance; Il. c. Miller, X. of
X. and S.
Marion Lodge No. 81. Meets ut Market
and Merchant Streets, First Ward, every
Tuesday evening.
Mountain City Temple No. ), PythIan
Sisters. Meets eCery Tuesday evening IN
Fleming Bldg.
Monumental Lodge No. 20l. Meets IN
Pythiun Lodge Room. BarrackviIle. every
Friday evening.
BROTHERHOOD RAILWAY TRAIMMEN
Meets every first and third Wednesday
Hail. j. L. Alexander. Sec.
The West Virginian. [volume] (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1914-1974, 1916-12-09
KNIGHTS oE MALTA

NouutaiD State Commandcry, No.
l46. A. q /. o., knights ot Malta.
meets every Thursday evening al 1880.
in Third floor Cunningham building.
over Ideal theatre. Sir J. y. Gibson
Sir KnIGn; Commander Sir +. L. Kin
kead, L. C., recorder.
The West Virginian. [volume] (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1914-1974, 1916-12-09
chlekenpox Affects Many.

CHARLESTON. w. Va, Dec. g.
Prevalence of chickenpox in West Vir-
gina is indicated by reports which
have been received by the State De.
partment Of Health. The total num-
Der Of cases of this malady shown by
reports from various counties is 1875.
and the confusion of the health ue.
partment is that there are fully as
many more cases not reported.
The West Virginian. [volume] (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1914-1974, 1916-12-09

t.i MSStS last Friday OF each month IN m,
. !eIin'nS Bldg. President. DR. L. c. uoI.
and s vice president. Dr. l.. d. HuwnTd:
S eseFSTHaTy; pr. II. i. Johnson: treasurer
Pr W; SANDS board OF Gensors. Drs'
,1aor ~: a0s!, j; Z. Onner, Nm. =. Boyers;
G1e sStt 10 West Virginia State Medica
association Drs II. II. Carr. a. L. Pc
The West Virginian. [volume] (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1914-1974, 1916-12-09
NATIONAL GUARD.

Co II. First West Virginia %Ltlonai
Guard Meets every SUnday /" Iha new
AImUTy, JACKSON 81. Cals9!n rIanCis
IHraus. Isl Lieutenant {. ). :rI'9 .Snt.
Co ]. Meets every " cdn, sCnS "a rev
Ariu0ry Captain Il. 49, Ca.~6uuun. LIST
Lieutenant \ y. Bell. - Lieutenant =.
q. Matthews.
The West Virginian. [volume] (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1914-1974, 1916-12-09
MASONIC.

FalrnOnt Lodge no. >, Meets IN Ma
sou!c Temple mrs: and lA.ru Mondays IL
each Iavntn. Francis 4. :>tunuIs, sec
Crvnl Chapter 80, :, i -. Nj. Meets
In Masonic Temple secUnu Monday OF
each month. Frances Il. NICHOLS. Sec.
Crusade COuImanucTy No. b. Is. T.
Meets III Masonic Temple every fourth
Monday. Fraucls L. Nichols. Sec.
EIIrnOnt CnIplC. No. ~. Q. b. 5.
Meets ~ MahpuIr Ir:arIe n:s; and Thliu
Thursday. Helen Fleming. Sec.
The West Virginian. [volume] (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1914-1974, 1916-12-09
LOYAL ORDER OF MOOSE

fairmont Lodge no. :. Meets ey.
cry Wednesday evening Ut ':SV O'Clock
III the Msccuuee tan. mckinney bus.
54t Nam street. K. d. haruen, sec ,.
%. Fairmonl Lodge No. II. 5Iev,s "a ttV.ne
S2t!"S' h4nk BICg. every Mcnln! u,tu-
ms. !. II. kinkcad Sec.
The West Virginian. [volume] (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1914-1974, 1916-12-09
FRATERNAL NEWS

United Commercial Travellers. Fair.
mont 'ouncil No. 497. L. T. Bennett
seer tary.treasurer, meets in Maca.
bee Hall, LIST and 5rd, Saturday even.
ings. l. L. Bennett, secretary.trea.
surcr.
The West Virginian. [volume] (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1914-1974, 1916-12-09

fa:mont Lodge No. 29i. Meets at
Elks Home 4l9 Main street. near Mad
ison. every Tuesday evening Al; 1870
O'Clock. Charles u. Barry, Sec. 22S
High street.
The West Virginian. [volume] (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1914-1974, 1916-12-09

-, Ssiti"S Sun Iubc No. IL. Meets yas,
lhursda! evening At Req Mems iiail
tist Ward. IA. Ernest riaMhins. is. .,
H.. lsS state Street. fIrS, Ware.
Naneta COUNCIL No. :. Degree OF p,r,-
Hon'ds Meets oNGTy EIIday evening Al
hcd Mon ) Hall. FIRST Ward.
The West Virginian. [volume] (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1914-1974, 1916-12-09
MODERN WooDMrN OF AMERICA

MhNe Camp 80 ot.G, Mourrn
Noou!uen OF America meets every
Ff."a! evening Ut tnelr nan III luv
ohInuer Bug. I. ". Maiher, CIerN.
The West Virginian. [volume] (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1914-1974, 1916-12-09

Meets second and fourth Sundays
OF oacn month at il9 Jdcksop street.
Ernest Ecnwaner president; II. {.
Noeiher. sec.
The West Virginian. [volume] (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1914-1974, 1916-12-09
w, o, w,

Meets every Monday evCrlng IN the
Wcodr.cn az the World Hall In the SKIM
ncr Bids. ~ Main Street J. 81. Kin
kCla Recorder. 800.
Degree OF Ronor OF tho W. o. W.
Meets Oh the second and fourth Monday
evenings NJ ) o'clock ut the same place.
Tbs IS the ladies degree CT .he order.
The West Virginian. [volume] (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1914-1974, 1916-12-09
W. c. 7. Y.

Meets every Tuesddy ~ WiAard TiaH,
", Z. 1. 1. GidG. President, :lrs. ". -.
E"aus. treas G:rr 2Iis. y. - McneIf
,gCy. Mrs. J. A. BcCkman.
The West Virginian. [volume] (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1914-1974, 1916-12-09

., Meets irst ana third Mondays IN MD
Mnsth!a llM!! corner Main and MaJlsoE
S,iietis' Chailes AImUrUstvr, IL. s. 10
The West Virginian. [volume] (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1914-1974, 1916-12-09
KNIGHTS OF GOLDEN EAGLE.

4, Mtet" IN MurEravr Hall. V. J.. Crow.
~. 10, "!Si FRIDAY ui each month in j.. ..
- nan Grace Mcdonnell. Rec. sec.
The West Virginian. [volume] (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1914-1974, 1916-12-09
LADIES OF MODERN MAccAsEes

DEM live No. iSJ. LADIES' OF the Mud-
en-. MICCabecs. Meets me Erst and Tu.s,,
FiiGa!S .! zach month IN Is. VI l. ll..l.
The West Virginian. [volume] (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1914-1974, 1916-12-09

Marion Lodge no Ii. Meets every
Tuesday in CGd Fellows HALL, W. 5.
P!l2cr, Sec.
palatinu Lodge 40. ~ Mcets every.
Wednesday, evening al 80" o'clock III
roe streets. Il. Y. Swrar:Ggcm. Sccy.
1895 Nor Guutuwu Ave.
mountains CT! EncImpm"nt 40. :.
Meets Ia odd Fellows Hail on the mrs.
L..ES.". scribe.
Iatriarchs Militant Meets in Odd
Fellows Hall Thursday evenings. II.
". SlouCkIng, Captain; Harlan Miller.
Clerk.
The West Virginian. [volume] (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1914-1974, 1916-12-09
ORDER OF OWLS.

Far~out I.odSe No. 1922. Meets every
Thursday in Old X. " +. Hall. Mckinney
Bid. NJ. !. fearlmaa. Sec.
The West Virginian. [volume] (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1914-1974, 1916-12-09

Fairmont Avenue and First Street.
Secretary; ]. o. Watson. treasurer. Z Y &
The West Virginian. [volume] (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1914-1974, 1916-12-09

K. o. T. N,
:. Showaltcr Tent No. I. Meets every |
Friday evening IN Mckinney Bldg.
The West Virginian. [volume] (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1914-1974, 1916-12-09
pAuoHrEss or eEnEkAn.

West Virginia Lodge 20. 81. Meets
Fellows Hat
The West Virginian. [volume] (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1914-1974, 1916-12-09

.srs; al,ernasss Drs. E p saith, c: W.
The West Virginian. [volume] (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1914-1974, 1916-12-09
ORDER RAILWAY coNpucTc
AMERICAN INSURANCE UNION.

Meets every frat and th'-d Sunday IL
Red Men Hali. Fred BrnmmRe, Sec.
The West Virginian. [volume] (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1914-1974, 1916-12-09

Moot. ca n second and fourth Tuosiay
n the month IN the *. OF Itall on Msin.
Steel - =.
The West Virginian. [volume] (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1914-1974, 1916-12-09

GERMAN sENEFlcIAl IINloN

MEVts IN ~. OF 4. Han. FIvmms EiLs
II a. JONES, Clerk. 2OJ AIpgrt Count.
Scranton Wochenblatt. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1865-1918, 1916-03-09
8miTdlen ben SeFten.

Nm 8eiten Itebt Elm @rena6ier,
Sem idrieb iein gSeibden: y@laiibe
mir,
@as 8cibnadtsfeit 1T MN poriiber
gu bait mir iebr seicbIt, meiu Sieber,
@eru bate i'd bon Sir geb6rt,
Sb 9u geiuno nnb unueriebrt;
limb nun 5iim Sdluile nod Die Sraae:
Cabs an Der Sront audi Seiertage2"
ga na6m Der Mann i'm llnteritano
Gofort bic Seoer in Die 3ano
llno idrieb:, D9tein pieIgeIiebtes Srait'
hen,
Bir baben aIles, mas mir brniid)en,
Sis iebt bin id) 1eiilno geblieben,
limb benfe oft All meine 2ieben,
Sect b6r', ipas i'd gum S6lub Sir iags:
gSir bnben tdeIid 6eucrtage".
Scranton Wochenblatt. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1865-1918, 1916-03-09

0asAuartett. Gin SeIb=
grouer iiBt i'm &OnSert uno ituoisrt
bas progromm, auf Dem bic mitiptrs
tenOen Sanger unb Sdnserinnen eis
nes Quartetts nnd ibrsn Stimula>
gen perSei9net iinb.
p0ab bic cine Sdnserin nidt msbr
Jung iit", Iugt er 5u isinem &amera=
ben. pbas iiebt man bod. Doot
f4reiben iie oas aud nod aufs pro>
eramm2 0a itebt: Srdulsin R0bris
(9(lt)l
Scranton Wochenblatt. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1865-1918, 1916-03-09
gus cinent SdjnIbtFt.

Sas 8eil6en 1T elm SiinbenbiIb
Der 9ef6eibenbeit, benn es rie9t ims
mer 70 i'm 0unte.n.
Denn man Dem Maulfpurf ben
@ou9 auff9nei6et, 70 fribt er Ourd'
aus iiberbaupt feline Wur5eIn, fOns
bern er bat BLOB @iirmer.
Der 8udud lest niemals feline eis
eenen @ier.
@otrates trant febr 9erne einen
8eder nit S9ierIing, ipel9er eifs
tis mar, troBbem er es pubte.
Der ameiIenIDipe 1T teiner. obsr
er tut 10.
Den 8irn6aum erfennt man bars
on, 6aB er gang abnIi9 ausiiebt tpis
bic onDersn SbitbGume.
Scranton Wochenblatt. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1865-1918, 1916-03-09

= g 6piertse Gntf 4ets
Ouns. Ri6ter: Sic foaten iid eis
nigen.
aIdger: @ntI9ulbisen sic. Ssrr
Ri6ter, aber oh id mir Sunbe balte
oOer ni9t, bus gebt ben Sousherrn
gar ni9ts an, bas 1T refine pripats
iade.
8etldster: gutI9ulbteen Sic,
Serr &i6ter, penn Der Mieter Sas
refine pripatia9e nennt, 10 Iii9t er.
ssragen sic MIR ben Portier, mas
fir unrsine Pripatiu9e oas 1T.
Scranton Wochenblatt. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1865-1918, 1916-03-09
= 9 dIedt gspGb Bites

: @9Is9t gspdbItes
8eifpieI. Gin iunser Mdnn
itono auf Der Strebe un6 raudte fei'
ne 3isorrs. gu ibm trat elm dItes
rer Serr, beIIen tntellisentes @eii9t
9atbsberpeiSbeit perrist.
rWispiel 3igarren rau9en Sic
ipobI am Sass9" fruste er.
rDrei, man9maI aud mebr," mar
ole slntlpprt.
r9tus Soge9"
r9lGs Sage"
,Na, oa msrfen sic ii9, irn9er
Monn, penn Sic bas Rau6sn oufs
gebsn, tDnnen Sic ii6 iopiel erfpus
rem, boB sic ii9 ienes biibIde Suus
'po briiben faufsn tOnnen, tpsnn Sic
srft 70 nIt Isin iperoen ipie i'd
rSsbDrt es Sbnen2" fraste Der
iuuae Mann.
rRsin", CAB Der glIte beripunbert
sur glntiport.
rgtber mir!" meinte Der Raudsr.
Scranton Wochenblatt. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1865-1918, 1916-03-09

= Spra9sefiibI. &inbers
mGb6sn (bersinitiir5eno): nSerr PRO-
feifOr, Serr ProfefOr. unier Gotts
den 1T beim Seniter beraussefdIIenl"
YrofsFor: p@ie oft babe ih Sbs
nsn seiugt, es beibt nidt bsim Sem
itsr beraussefallen, iOnoern gum Sem
fer binaussefaIlen. 0as nadite Mal
melben Sic mfrs ri9tig!"
= Splitter. 0ummbeit a :
Iein bilft i'm 2sbsn aud nidt pOrs
fpdrts!
Scranton Wochenblatt. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1865-1918, 1916-03-09

Der OamenfreunO. 3.
,llsberall iinb isbt 5rauen an9eitelit;
Feblen nur nod lpeibIide S4uBleute.
nRu, ba lieB ih mid sIeid NAL
arretieren."
= SrudfebIer. 9lus einem
&riessberidt: r9lues idlief. Sn al@
len nnterTtGnbsn berridt lou 9 loie
Rube."
Scranton Wochenblatt. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1865-1918, 1916-03-09

8reebsnboom m: .WseBts oo4,
ipie i'm GeIDe itrenser arrsit pOlIsossn
ipiro2"
2ubeImiIGtr: ~Nee - rla tpie
benn9"
Yreebenboom9 Der Nrrez
ftant ipirb'n poar Stunben an eenen
Boom gebunben."
Ru6elmtller: ngia, benn tds
ten mir beebe ipobl teberbaupt mid
mebr aus anosrtommen.".
8ree ebenbpom: nWiefo oenn
ni99"
RubeImiltcr: rgo, aus Ofids
fidt uff unIe alte Sreinoi4aft tdten
ie mir bp9 INNER an Dir unbinOen."
9reebenbo I'M: Dir an
mir2"
Rubelmiller: .Ra ieipib bod;
ben glubelmilsr an Den grseoens
8ppm!"
Scranton Wochenblatt. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1865-1918, 1916-03-09
SIN snsIif6sn ReFau,

= SIN sngIif9en Refuus
rant. Wir. 8ropn: naeIlnsr, elm
oeuti6es 9eeffieat!"
Mlrs. 8ropn: pglbsr, Wann =
i9 bite 9i9!"
Mr. 9ropn: rSa, = i'd mil of
les psrtilgen, mas oeutid iit!"
= mas III Der @ierDers
banb9 Cine @eieai9aft nit be-
IdrGnttsr SoftpiIiht, bic in GngInnb.
Srantreid, RuBlano. Stalien. Bel
glen. Serbisn uno NontenesrO Nies
Oerlogen Fat.
Scranton Wochenblatt. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1865-1918, 1916-03-09

C Spra9reinigerin8 in 8ers
lin q. v@arum fost man etientli9
pMonteneiriener9" 9st tlin9t bod los
midi"
nSa, man tennte ion5 jut bon lpe'
ien Die fdiuar5en 8srie nMonteneier"
iusen, befOnbers neil ii9 bic Sriebsr
net pSSrienen" Idnsit abieipebnt baben
per0en!"
Scranton Wochenblatt. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1865-1918, 1916-03-09
Nit psrtannten mir

- 9ie pertannten SO iir :
fel, MieSe bat 2iebsssuben ins
GeIb sefaidt. S9otpIobs, 3tgdrren
uub Suppentpiirfel. sic erbdlt fpls
genbe antport:
n9iebes 5rGuIsin SeraIt4en Sant
fir Sbre Senbung! Die S9otpluoe
uno bic 3iearren tparsn pra6tpou,
BLOB bic 8onbons iamedten etpas
fal5ie!"
: Spl;tteT Gs 1T Ionge
ni9t 10 fdper, ismonOen gu burds
fddusr, oIs ibm gu perbergen, bob
man ibn burdidout bat.
Scranton Wochenblatt. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1865-1918, 1916-03-09

9nbere 3eiten. GrIte
&pnfettionDie: nOu. @lfe, pie 1T
Oenn bas2 Der aIte Gbef lit ia nun
eeitorben, miro Did Der junge nun
beiraten?"
3peite: rNein".
GrIte: limb parum ni9tg"
3peite: r5riiber botte Iein 9llfer
mos sesen mid, nu, unb jebt = iebt
bat er mas gessn mein 9llter".
Scranton Wochenblatt. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1865-1918, 1916-03-09

-8orousbetimm rSrou
MilIer, rpiFsn Ge i9on9 9en Sriens
trambGnOler iein Sobn is BEL be Slies
ger setommen!"
rSa, oct mar INNER f9on io'n
Huftitus".
Scranton Wochenblatt. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1865-1918, 1916-03-09

3urii d d9egeben. Bieriufs
T9er gu sinem lpeibIi9en pOItilliOn:
.Sieb Dir man ppr, oct De teensn
umfdbrit!"
sd bab' bod teen Bier uff'n Das
9en!"