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The Harrison times., 1916-12-30
AN ARKANSAS EPITOME.

Capt. Alph Hamberg, well known in
Little Rock, and for more than 40
years a resident of Lonoke, will be a
full fiedged American citizen within a
few months. He discovered in 1914
that he was not an American citizen,
although he had thought himself one
for 35 years. Shortly after Mr.. Ham
berg came to Lonoke he took out nat
uralization papers, These papers were
not sent to Washington but were kept
In the county courthouse at Lonoke.
The courthouse was destroyed by fire
and the papers with 1t. Mr.. Hamberg
never gave the matter any thought un-
til two years ago when he made an
investigation and found that he was
still a subject Of the queen of Hol-
land.
The Harrison times., 1916-12-30

Ugh! Calomel makes you sick Take
Q dose OF the vile, dangerous drug to-
night and tomorrow you may lose q
days work.
Calomel is mercury or quicksilver
which causes necrosis OF the bones.
Calomel, when 1t comes into contact
with sour bile crashes into 1t, break.
ing 1t up. This is when you feel that
awful nausea and cramping. II you
feel sluggish and "all knocked out" II
your liver is torpid and bowels consti-
pated or you have headache, dizziness,
coated tongue, If breath is bad or
stomach sour, Just try spoonful Of
2srmless DodsoI's Liver Tone.
Here's my guarantee-Go to any
drug store or dealer and get a 50-cent
bottle of Dodson's Liver Tone. Take
. spoonful tonight and if it doesn't
The Harrison times., 1916-12-30

he next Legislature viii be asked
TO appropriate $4,000 for antitubeT
culosis work and for the maintenance
OF the State tuberculosis Sanatorium
at Bonneville during the next two
years, according TO the budget report
OF DR.. c. p Meriwether, secretary to
the Board OF Directors filed with
State Auditor NJ. f. Dickinson.
The report says the last Legislature
appropriated sS5,O0O for the mainte-
nance OF the institution for two years
when II had only 9S patients and that
the Institution now has l39 inmates
and nine other applicants. During the
two years the completion Of buildings
donated, among them the Echols build
ing, has increased the capacity OF the
sanatorium to Las, the report says.
OF the $1S7,OO0 asked the report
says that S131,OOO is asked for actual
and the remainder for improvements,
expenses and needs Of the institution
and additions that should be made
Chief among the latter is $4,000 for
building and maintaining for two
years Of negro tuberculosis sana-
torium.
ut is well known" the report says,
that negroes are more susceptible 10
tuberculosis than whites, and that ne
gro servants and others of the race
are among the widest carriers Of the
disease" The report says the last
Legislature recommended the building
OF sanatorium for negroes.
In the recommendation for funds
mot actually needed for the present
institution, but which the importance
Of the fight against tuberculosis de-
mands," the report asked for $1,000
for an educational anti-tuberculosis
campaign; $4,000 for children's
building and $4,000 for q negro sana-
torium.
The Harrison times., 1916-12-30
A Creole Conception.

A masculine representative of the
"Malaprop" type has just returned
from a recent southern trip.
"Were you In New OrleansT O
friend asked.
"Oh, yes"
"And did you like the city?'
"Very much in some ways"
"Did you eat any of the French
cooking2"
mo"
"What made the greatest impress
sion on your"
81 think what struck me most was
the beauty Of the French orlole wOm-
en."-Oakland Tribune.
The Harrison times., 1916-12-30
Speaking Of Women.

"Women are certainly peculiar" re-
marked the homegrown philosopher.
"What seems to be alling you nowT
queried his one-man audience.
81 was thinking Of the difference in
the way they treat husband after his
return from two weeks business trip
and after an absence Of two hours past
midnight" replied the philosophical OBJ
server.
The Harrison times., 1916-12-30
The Younu Idea AGAIN.

The three-year-old son Of DR.. B. 8
Potter, superintendent of the county
hospital for the incurable insane al
Julietta, has been with his father
often In his automobile when his ia,
ther exclaimed: "NOw, I've killed itT
as the engine stopped.
The boy was watching his mother
use the sewing machine recently, when
the needle broke and the machine
stopped suddenly.
"NOw you've killed 1t, mammal he
exclaimed.
The Harrison times., 1916-12-30
HEAL YOUR SKIN TROUBLES
With Cutlcura, the Quick, Sure and
Easy Way. Trial Free

Battle with Cuticura Soap, dry and
apply the Ointment. They stop itch
ing instantly clear away pimples,
blackheads, redness and roughness, re-
move dandruff and scalp irritation,
heal red, rough and sore hands as
well as most baby skin troubles.
Free sample each by mail with Book.
Address postcard, Cuticura, Dept. l.,
Boston. Sold everywhere.-Adv.
The Harrison times., 1916-12-30

The public schools at
have dismissed for tb
reconvene Monday,
school is taking a We,
days than was INTENDED
OF an epidemic Of measles
The Harrison times., 1916-12-30
To Drive Out Malaria
And Build UD The System

Take the Old Standard GROVES
TASTELESS chill TONIC. You know
what you are taking. as the formula d
printed on every label, showing h
Quinine and Iron in tasteless form. Tho
Quinine drives out malaria. the hon
builds up the system. so cents.
The Harrison times., 1916-12-30
Toads Barred From Mail.

On complaint of the postal authorities
that soldiers along the Mexican border
have been sending live insects, ami
mails and reptiles through the United
States mails, General Funston has or
dered that postal regulations be strict
ly observed by the Guardsmen. The
soldiers have been mailing lizards,
scorpions, horned tOads and other spec
linens of border life to ''the folks
back home"
The Harrison times., 1916-12-30
Looking Forward.

Hawkins-Congratulate me, old
chap. My mother-in-low is coming to
spend the winter with us.
Baldwin-You seem to be real en-
thusiastlc about It.
Hawkins-YOu bet your life / am
Why, man, she can cook.
The Harrison times., 1916-12-30
Slnale BIessedness.

A schoOlmistress asked her class to
explain the word bachelor" and she
was amused when a little girl an
swered: "A bachelor IS very happy
man"
"Where did you learn that?' asked
the schoolmistress.
"Father told me-"
The Harrison times., 1916-12-30
She Needed Aid.

"See that man over there? He is
bOmbastic mutt, a windjammer nom
entity, a false alarm, and an encum-
brance Of the earth"
"Would you mind writing all that
down for me-"
"Why in the world"
"He's my husband, and / should
like to use 1t on him some time"
The Harrison times., 1916-12-30

Former Sheriff John r. McCuistion
OF Newport recently suffered the loss
of a new steel range when he built a
fire in the stove, in which water pipes
were frozen. The pipes burst, demol-
ishing the range. No one was in
jured.
The Harrison times., 1916-12-30
Cynical Finance.

"Those old acheilists thought they
could make gold out Of the baser
metals"
"Yes. But they didn't get rich"
mo. They devoted too much time
to working In laboratories and not
enough to circulating prospectuses and
stock certificates"
The Harrison times., 1916-12-30
Poison Gas Found In KeIp.

In the "fOaters" of kelp or giant
seaweed of the Pacific, DR.. Seth c..
Langdon, instructor in chemistry at
the University of Washington, has dis
covered the poisonous gas carbon
,monoxide. The total gas content of
these cells has from 8 to II per cent
vi the carbon mOnOXide.
The Harrison times., 1916-12-30

The so-called stock law adopted by
the 1913 Legislature and referred to
the voters Of Sebastian county at the
recent general election, was not adopt
ed, Judge Paul Little decided in the
Circuit Court at Fort Smith. The
board Of election commissioners had
certified the law hSd been adopted, on
the grounds that it obtained a major
ity of the vote cast for it. Judge Lit
tie upheld the contentious raised in a
suit filed by w. T. Quinley and Peter
Mcmillan of Midland, who asserted it
was necessary for the act to secure a
majority of all votes cast in the cleo
ton.
In the November election 1924 votes
were cast for and 2,172 against the
law, majority of 652 in its favor, or
a total Of 1896, compared with 5,6S7
cast for governor which is accepted
as the total number of qualified cleo
tors participating in the election.
The Harrison times., 1916-12-30

The Commissioners Court Of
Bowie county, Tex, at Boston, appro-
priated $1,000 for completing the good
road between Texarkana and New
Boston, distance Of % miles. Work
will be started at once. The good road
from Texarkana was built several
years ago to within about six miles
of New Boston and this gap will now
be closed. The court also appropriate
ed $4,000 for repairing other roads.
The Harrison times., 1916-12-30
A NEGLECTED COLD

Is often followed by pneumonia. Be
fore 1t Is too late take Laxative Quini
dine Tablets. Gives prompt relief In
cases of Coughs, Colds, La Grippe and
Headache. Price 25c.-Adv.
The Harrison times., 1916-12-30
The Mechanical Process.

"How did Bliggins get his reputation
as an art criticF
every time anybody calls his atten-
ton to a picture, he drops his head to
one side and squints one eye."
The Harrison times., 1916-12-30

Jacob Lamar, successful Poinsett
county farmer, says that thoroughbred
stock, Notwithstanding the general un-
derstanding to the contrary, will thrive
on the open range. He has tried 1t
with big-boned Poland China hogs and
has been successful.
The Harrison times., 1916-12-30
What He Needs

"I can tell you how to make money"
"That advice isn't necessary. What
I'm looking for Is somebody who can
tell me how to save the money make"
The Harrison times., 1916-12-30
Additional Grin.

"There goes that big financial spec
uator and how well he looks. He ls
certainly holding his own"
"Yes, and lot of other peoples"
The Harrison times., 1916-12-30

The various women's clubs of Corn
ing have started movement to raise
$500 to be used in the Identification
of the town The Iron Mountain rail-
way will park the station grounds and
the right Of way through Corning and
will plant trees and shrubs.
The Harrison times., 1916-12-30
Mioht Brush 'Em Up,

Il am literally securing the country
yor plays" remarked the theatrical
manager.
"Why don't you scour some Of those
you already haveW suggested the
dramatic critic.-Town Topics.
The Harrison times., 1916-12-30

The Woodmen of the World Of Ran
dolph held rally under the auspices
OF Oak Camp No. 63 at Pocahontas
and initiated 140 new members under
a dispensation. After the initiation a
banquet was served Farrar Newberry
was the speaker.
The Harrison times., 1916-12-30
A Sure Sian.

as he very rich?"
"IIe must be. He's kicking about his
taxes. Detroit Free Press.
The Harrison times., 1916-12-30

A timber wolf weighing 70 pounds
was killed by John Culp, who resides
near the Little Missouri river. Culp
was out hunting with his dogs when
they jumped the wolf. The wolf turn
ed on the dogs and was clase to them
when shot by Culp.
The Harrison times., 1916-12-30

The Ouninc That Does Not Affect The Head
because OF It's tonic and larGive effect Laxative
Bromo Quinno can be taken by anyone without
causing nervousness or ringing In tho head, TheH
IL only one "Bromo Qulnino," 10, W, GRoVBt
signature Ia on each box. 2bo,
The Harrison times., 1916-12-30

Beautiful, clear white clothes delight
the lnundress who uses Red Cross Bal
Blue All grocers, ADV.
The Harrison times., 1916-12-30

Charles r RIbes Of Benton has re,
ceived threeinch shell from a Euro.
pean battlefield from his stepson A.
G. Kockersmith, wLo Is with the Brit.
ish government.
The Harrison times., 1916-12-30

The Bank Of Ravenden, Ark, was
robbed by two masked men. Two
customers were in the bank at the
time Both were backed up against the
wall, the. cashier being held at the
same time. The robbers got away
with $500, They had been seen
around town for two days.
The Harrison times., 1916-12-30

After many failures Italian army en-
glneers have bored the first successful
artesian well In TripOli.
The Harrison times., 1916-12-30

The last number Of the Atkins
Chronicle was the largest paper ever
issued by Pope county paper. II
contained 40 pages.
The Harrison times., 1916-12-30

Moorhead Wright, of Little Rock,
president of the Arkansas Bankers
Association, announced that Bradford
Knapp, director for the South of the
extension work of the United States
Department Of Agriculture, and Clar-
ence Ousley of College Station,
Texas, director of the extension work
Of the College Of Agriculture of the
University of Texas, will be the prin-
cipal speakers Of the 22-day cam
paign Of Arkansas to be conducted in
January by the profitable farming bu-
reau of the Board Of Commerce Of
Little Rock.
The Harrison times., 1916-12-30

The Malvern Special School Dis
trict is considering the building Of a
new, up-to-date schoolhouse for NAL
vern. The matter will be taken up
at an early meeting OF the board.
The Harrison times., 1916-12-30

DEATH LURKS IN A WEAK HEART,
30 on first symptoms use "Renovine"
and be cured. Delay and pay the awful
enalty. "Renovine" is the hearts
.emedy. Price $100 and 50c.-Adv.
The Harrison times., 1916-12-30

a man may be In love without being
quite insane enough to occupy 0
padded cell.
The Harrison times., 1916-12-30

Gen. w. A. Hardy Of Oklahoma City
is one hundred and two years old.
The Harrison times., 1916-12-30
It's STYLE.

"How would 1t do to write play
about this old beau?"
ut would be dandy idea"
The Harrison times., 1916-12-30

Many blouses are made to wear out
side the skirt.
The Harrison times., 1916-12-30
Which

as your wife sound sleeper?"
10 you refer to intensity or au-
kMity?"
The Harrison times., 1916-12-30

Seven carloads Of fine cattle and
hogs, valued at more than $4,000,
were shipped from Piggott to the st.
Louis market by local stock raisers.
The Harrison times., 1916-12-30

It's far better TO have a NJ
owe you an apology than M
The Harrison times., 1916-12-30

The First Christian church OF Bald
Knob will erect new brick church,
for which a part Of the funds has al.
ready been raised. The Rev. j, G. NJ
son Of Dallas, Tex, has been called
the pastorate Of the church and j.
sidering the invitation.
The Harrison times., 1916-12-30

Plans for systematic prosecution
Of the campaign to raise 100000 ad-
ditional endowment for Hendrix Col
lege are being matured
The Harrison times., 1916-12-30

STOP THOSE SHARP SHOOTING PAINS
''Femenina" is the wonder worker for all
female disorders. Price loo and soc. Adv
The Harrison times., 1916-12-30
Real Cause,

Host-My wife is worrying about
there being thirteen at the table to-
night.
Guest-Superstitious, eh2
Host-No, not exactly, but she
only q dozen silver knives and
The Harrison times., 1916-12-30

Dresses are effectively trimmed with
bead embroidery.
The Harrison times., 1916-12-30

California orchards are plped for the
purpose Of conveying spraying solution
to the trees.
The Harrison times., 1916-12-30

WOMAN'S GROWING GLORY
is her hair. II yours is streaked with
ugly, grizzly, gray hairs, use La Gro
ole" Hair Dressing and change 1t =
the natural way. Price $1.0O.-Adv
The Harrison times., 1916-12-30

e. c. Rule, formerly member Of
the staff Of the Lonoke County News,
has Joined the ministry and has been
ordained a minister Of the Methodist
church.
The Harrison times., 1916-12-30

Floyd, 11-year-old son Of Mr.. and
Mrs. Ed McAllister, Of Benton, is not
expected to live, following an acciden-
tai shooting when the lad was shot
by a playmate, Ted Ballard, while
hunting birds. More than 20 shots
have been removed from the boys
head, throat and back.
The Harrison times., 1916-12-30
Innnorfanf To Mothara

Examine carefully every bottle OF
CASTORIA, that famous old remedy
for infants and children, and see that 1t
Signature nsaa' s's Of E<HzZZzg
In Use for Over 80 Years.
Children Cry for Fletcher's Castoria
The Harrison times., 1916-12-30

Like a million other wom-
en-, you can serve coffee that
he would give most anything
to have-coffee which starts
the day right" for all.
Everyone loves the rich
favor of Arbuckles' Coffee.
OF all the coffees in America
today, it is by far the most
popularl
The Harrison times., 1916-12-30
ARE YOUR KIDNEYS WEAK?
thousands of Men and Women Have Kidney
Trouble and Never Suspect 1t.
warns you when the track of
1s not clear. Kidney and bladder


Kidney bladder While
last recognized by patients ultop
Unhealthy kidneys lumbago
Of the bladder while the
the back, undermine
low eompexion pufy dark
under bad
will help the other
DO '"Ns1' h %
conditions permitted
Kidney Trouble ali
GrInu makea
name,D Kilmer's SwampRoo,
Prevaency OF Kidney Disease and the address Bmgm N " which
realize the alarm will find on bottle
of enclosing
to Y.
book Of
valuable the
the needed
bladder The
xnmer Co, Bghamon N Y When writing this
The Harrison times., 1916-12-30

A carload OF turkeys was shipped
from Blevins this week.
The Harrison times., 1916-12-30
What would he give
for the coffee you serve7

One woman says: MY
husband used to swallow his
coffee and hurry of. Now we
have Arbuckles' and you'd
think it was Sunday the way
helingers over his breakfast"
Until you try Arbuckles'
you will never know what
a difference good coffee can
make in your home.
The Harrison times., 1916-12-30
STOP THAT HACKING

STOP THAT HACKING
Mansfield formerly
Cough Balsam heals u
lacerated membrane
tickling nerves tha'
infected portions
bies. Price 2S
Alabama
maintenO' or
DakotP
s lear VIII
r .ue, Americl
grocers. Ad
-
.onable unless tn
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E LITTLE VILLAG THIS NEW YORK

pulled down over his eyes. IL eve
there was "A picture of misery he was
it,. And he was carrying up over m
shoulder a big sign advertising a sale
OF sample shoes sOmewheres hereabol;t.
THE sign was ornamented with a
lot of fancy shoes and slippers. all
kinds and colors, that hit the y Of
every typewriter young lady who saw
'em. I'll bet n cookie. They truly was
An elegant lot of fancy footwear. Then
! happened to glance down and saw
that this peramhulatin' specimen Of
woe was shufhing along so slowly be-
cause his own feet were wrapped
around and around with bagging-to
keep out the chilblains, s'pose.
Just then one Of these Third ave-
nue. cars. with twenty people in T.,
came past me, and underneath IL
slzzled and sputtered flames three feet
high. People came running frJm
every direction out into the street.
and "A policeman waved his arms for
the car TO stop. which II did, up there
by CITY Hall Park. by this time there
was "A big crowd around II, the flames
were fairly roaring up through tie
trolley slot in the street, automobiles,
trucks. wagons and other cars COM
menccd to he punched in a jam. and
the motorman and conductor were
working Ike all possessed to put out
tho fire,
"Finally the flames got so danger
ous that an inspector leaped onto the
platform and hollsred to the folks In
side tn get out Of the car. Do you
think they did It? No sir; they just
sat there and didn't pay any atten-
ton whatever to the warning.
Those folks had paid their fares
Besides, 1t wasn't any of their bust
ness II the whole blamed system Of
surface cars got IN ire and burned up,
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SECRET OF THE PERPETUAL OVERCOAT

fancy. the Coa was originally a littl"
longer than | like. | used to spatter
mud up its hack from my heels in
sloppy weather. So what | dill now
was to have four inches cut m the
bottom of thc coat, and of course We
shortened the lining TO correspond. and
this shortening cut of that ragged
edge and left it completely whole
again | have always thought that
that was a grand and scientific opera
ton: and I liked the coat much better
So. too.
The next winter the velvet collar
began Ia show signs ~ wear You
can't wear "A coat with a shabby collar;
and | had a new silk velvet collar put
on. So acre was the coat still going
very strong. sound in every way and
looking all right. in its fourth winters
veal But the next winter that
highly superior heavy all silk lining
began to show unmistakahle signs of
wear. II started around the a%r'nholes,
and I had them patched. But | had
the work done by a tailor Who was an
artist in such things and who took an
interest in his work. lie put those
patches on. precisely alike in both
armholes, in such "A way tina really
they looked as If they had been put on
when the "a was built. to reinforce
the fine silk lining there.
"But in the next winter. the sixth.
hat wonderful lining began to dlsin-
tegrate. II was Just simply worn out
and then, Of course. there was nothing
To- do but to put in a new lining.
Il didn't feel warranted in spending
the money that a new silk lining would
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for long periods at a time. AS a rule
ii will he found hat these actors make
more money for themselves than for
their employers. But 1t wouldn't be so
bad IL their producers used money
which they make out of their "
efforts instead of using the peoples
money.
"Thc whole question of high salaries
of the moving picture business Is
bound to go through the same form Of
evolution that the theatrical biisi-
ness has. The industry sooner or
later will no taken out of the hands of
the fly 10y night concerns who are
just in It for the purpose II possible Of
making Just one big 'killing'-cloan-
ing up all they can in a short time
and then ~retiring-and Will he con
Quoted by a small number of big con
Germs who can give the public what IL
wants. The question is apparently
leaning strongly In that direction
Now here is the situation from the
standpoint Of the exhibitor, the man
who manages a motion picture thea
tr' and who therefore is in closer
touch with the public pulse than any
other mans. l.. Rothapfel. formerly
director of the destinies Of the Strand
Theatre. manager Of the Triangle
chain of houses. and who will ssum
the managerial duties at the new
Itialto Theatre, being erected on the
site of Hammerstein's Victoria Thea
ire at Forty-second street and Sew
enth avenue.
His opinions coincide to a large cX-
tent with those of many others who
were questioned to form the material
fo this story. but in addition to at
tracing people to his theatres by
means of well known names and good
photo play productions Mr.. Itothap-
fel's particular slogan Is: "Once you
have got the people inside your thea
tire don't cheat them. Give them their
moneys worth in the programme and
make their surroundings 81 pleasant
that they'll come again To n large
extern, this is said to nave been the
secret Of his success.
"Of course | know I'm getting a
little hit of the track" he said. but
you already have covered pretty vel
the ground relating to high salaries,
business administration. popularity OF
stars. the reasons for their success
SC, and my opinions on those matters
But still my theory has II more ~
less direct bearing on the pulllc's
patronage of the movies.
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cost and So I picked out Il ,inn. y
some sort of material that | don't
know the name of. II IL black aud
with a little %lIstre. it looks a little III
silk and II wears like iron. ,f culr.
the coat d"esn'; slip on o like O.
SIR lined coat, hut still the new y.
ihr does very nicely. In the eight.
winter | had the collar again rene we
"A new silk velvet collar.
Resides having done to i ths
things that ! have described 10 vcr
| have taken the best possible care o..
IL III every way. In summer | PM, T.
IN cold storage. This costs a lite hu,
1t il much cheaper than having =
spoiled by moths while hanging n d
closet. Before storing il | have .
put IN perfect order; buttons. button
holes, any little things that need do.a.
| have looked after then 5, tina, vhe'
get II II in the fall /, is IN rer.
feet order. all ready to put on. Tn.,
is always a great comfor, 10 me.
IS" now here il my winter ov.-.
coat in its eleventh season, stu -
proper shipshape condition and or,
nj TO wear. But | will admit that i .
now getting just a little ~threadh4-e. 'r
some places. and that is sume,hir.
you can't restore: and also nov II,
ls beginning Ia get a little gray. p ',:.e
faded In fact, and there comes a I'm
beyond which ] can't afford q G..
= next winter, II all goes VOL :
think shall give this coat. sound a.,
II still is. Ia somebody whose means
are yet more moderate than my ovr
and treat myself TO a ncw v'n..r
%overCoat."