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El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1916-03-17
FOr SaIe-ReaI Estate-Cir Property.

For SaIe-RsaI Estate-City Properly.
LOT and S, block III. Highland Park
Phone 351S.
BARGAIN $3.50 DOWN $50 MONTHLY.
PRICE ONLY $is5o.
4 room home on so foot frontage on huece
s.. Govt Hill. This right on car line
Highly improved grounds. This is your op-
Pm. SOS. oreeI Phillips. 500 Mesa.
REDUCED SI25O.
4 room brick IL lots. for quick sale. viii
sell for $500. $500 cash, bal. !, 2 and
years. Party needs the money so must sell
211-sfs First Natl. Bank Bldg
4 BARGAIN.
43x12O feet on N. Florence St. just off OF
Boulevard St, improved with a room
brick, with large sleeping porch, for $4,000;
1880 cash, balance / 70 3 years
Cassidy & Neei,
ASK Us.
about room stone house, sleep
ing porch, with concrete nooT; bath.
in good section, half block from
car line. Price S140O; $500 cash.
and easy payments
$500.
room red pressed brick house,
large sleeping porch. every con
venence, near car lines and jitne
service. Ask US for terms.
TULAROsA ST.
room modern bungalow with
sleeping porch, large basement,
every modern convenience paved
streets, car line and jitnes. Only
$3.50. Terms most reasonable.
$4,000.
for q room brick bungalow In
terror mission finish on car line and
corner. Only $500 cash and easy
monthly payments.
NEWMAN INVESTMENT
COMPANY.
Phone $50. 100 San Antonio.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1916-03-17
For SaIe-MotorcyeIes.

FOT OdlG-AfluLUIEyCsGss
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FOR sALE-Good motorcycle twin cylinder
I S75. Phone SOS.
Harley Davidson : speed,
much equipment, SIPS. Drug store, Mesllla
Park. n N.
Fer SaIe-BicycIe.
FOR SALE-Bicycle equipped with electric
light SIS. Phone 1879 I'd.
Poultry and Pet Stock.
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WANTED-Baby chicks. Phone 4s1S W.
select MInOrca eggs for sitting. Phi. ssss N.
RHODE ISLAND RED eggs for sale. GiIlett
Dairy. Phi. 1853. 40 c. pies Bldg.
BROWN Ieghorn eggs for sitting. Phone
451s W
DUCK and chicken eggs for sitting and
broilers. Phone 50ss
FOR SALE-Rhode Island eggs, 800 per
sitting. Phone 2S47 w.
FOR sALE-A few nice white leghorn hens.
Phone 1896
ANCONAs. prize winners. stock and eggs
for sale H. N. whitfield.
WHITE Orpington and r. 1. Red sitting
eggs Phone 2442.
THOROUGHBRED R. L Red esgs for sit
ting. Phone $3.50 j.
INDIAN runner duck eggs. s1OO sitting
Phone 1885 r.
BLACK MINORCA Matching eggs. from ex-
hibition and utility stock. Phone 57ls.
NINE varieties cockerols 81 up. Eggs and
chicks reasonable Write US your incubator
troubles Measday Poultry Farm, Alpine, Tex
BAaRED ROCKs-Best in southwest my
winning prove it. Utility cockrels and eggs
for sale. Phone 6122 J.
JACKsON's White Leghorns trap nestled
hens direct from Missouri. EX- station, eggs
for Matching. Phone $3.50.
RHODE IsYAND RED eggs for sitting
Owens Strain. One dollar per fifteen Pat
tersons, Ysleta, Tex.
FOR SALE incubatcrs. 20 White Leg
horn hens and / rooster and Barred Rock
and white Wyandotte sitting eggs Phone
5s0S J.
BARRED ROCKS sittings. Eastern strain.
Is for S1.00 prepaid parcel post, Iona Tiva
ranch, +. +. No. 1, FL Paso. Phone S72 J.,
Ysleta.
SITTING Eggs. Thompson's Ringlet. Ply
mouth Rocks, ;. c. White Leghorns Sl-SV
per sitting. Satisfaction guaranteed. I'll
Reposo Poultry Farm. Phone s70s-
Plants for Sale.
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sweet potato slips, early Triumph yelloM
yams etc. Book orders now. Ask prices. 7.
n. Pattersons, Ysleta- Tex.
For Sale-MiscelIaneous.
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GAS RANGE for sale. Phone 15fS W.
FOR sALE-2 show cases. Phone 1853.
LOWEST price ever offered on garden hose.
A Yaffe, iOs $. 81 Paso. Phone l646.
FOR SALE-One hundred miles Of second
hand pipe good as new immediate delivery.
Jno. c. Snoddy, 2si Glendale Bldg. X. C. Mo.
TWO bicycles in first class shape cheap
Two 37x5 hobby L. :. tires run about 1000
miles Phone 2-Os or SOS.
FOR SALE-New wardrobe trunk Sf2 han
dy dresser trunk $3.50. Phone 6946 W or
come in mornings OH Manhattan jitne To
1906 Elm.
FOR SALE-Late model NictrOla including
cabinet. also sevcnty-five dollars worth new
records cost $3.50 WIN take $50. Phone
6f04 J.
FOR SALT pr. gold opera glasses 500
cost SIS; u IS Colts pistol IS: crochetcd
laces. door panels pin cushions pillow tops,
center pieces etc Phone or write. If not
in leave address. F. La Grange, st. Charles
hotel. Room 9.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1916-03-17

For Sale-Furniture.
FOR SALE-Furniture Of 9 rooms. house for
rent near new high school. Phone 6477 ].
FURNITURE for sale cheap. 11O5 san An
tonic.
FOR SALE-Brdseyc maple dresser. chif-
tonier ana other furniture. Address a. 10.
Park. room 4.
HIGHEST CASH price paid for second hand
furniture and house furnishing goods us
S. Stanton st. Phone ct5S.
WHEN EOU HAVE End hand furniture to
sell call Texas Furniture Co. Phone 40s7
406 5. FL Paso ST.
FOR SALE-Furniture Of all kind at sacri-
flee leaving city. 3702 Dyer St. corner Nc
kinney Ave. Phone 1916 ~
FOR SALE-Nice furniture in three room
house, purchaser can rent house on Piedrag
81. J. S. Crozicr. Room Il, stevens. Phone
1857
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1916-03-17

BUILDING SITES WANTED.
In exchange for this room brick
bungalow on Bliss ST. Glazed porch,
hardwood floors. furnace. VIII trade
for lots.
Hawkins Bros, Phone $500.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1916-03-17
FOR FURNITURE FOX
Nr E7nr

FOR SALE-Furniture eight rooms, leaving
city. also will sacrifice bungalow. rooms
1916 J.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1916-03-17

FOR AUTOMOBILE FOR
SALE"
We want TO sell or trade for
diamonds one Rauch & Lang
electric automobile In fine con
dition. with new batteries cost
ing $500. our price, $500. FOR
this week only
Mexico Realty & Investment Co.
T. Il. PuEa. Mgr.
Hotel Shelon on Little Plaza.
Phone SOC.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1916-03-17
For SaIe-AutomObiIe.-W Wanted.

ONE cylinder Cadillac for sale Al condi-
tion. Phone 7AS3.
Atlanta semi-weekly journal. (Atlanta, Ga.) 1898-1920, 1916-06-30

the proposed system are security, economy and
smplicty-the very qualities in which our exist
ing system is deficient 1t is earnestly to be hoped
that this wise measure will be passed
For lack of State highway commission, Geor-
gia has failed to make the progress in road i'm
provement which its interests demand and its re-
sources warrant. The individual counties
are spending thousands of dollars daily for high
way development and maintenance, but because
there is central means of correlating these d.
efforts large part of the funds and the en-
ergy is wasted. We never shall have Statewide
system of roads until have State highway
commission. We never shall get due returns from
road expenditures until some plan for efficient
oversight and cooperation among the counties is
established.
This matter becomes peculiarly urgent in view
of the legislation, pending in Congress, which
looks to the appropriation of millions of dollars in
federal funds for the development of roads in the
several States. One of the basic requirements of
the bill which has passed the Senate is that no
State shall receive it's pro rata of the federal grant
unless it has duly accredited highway commission.
Georgia cannot afford to risk losing hundreds of
thousands of dollars in aid from the national Gov
eminent. An adequate bill covering this contin-
gency and also taking care of immediate needs
should be pressed promptly to enactment
Atlanta semi-weekly journal. (Atlanta, Ga.) 1898-1920, 1916-06-30
Quips and Quiddities

"Did you get anything unusual out Of that prima
donna?" asked the city editor.
'An extraordinary person." said the reporter She
declared that her rival Nine Topknote in Boheme last
nipbt is the best Mimi she has ever sing the
role and the tenor in tonights bill is perfect
gentleman" -
''Give us about column that stuff for the first
page" advised the city editor, land hang round PACK
of the scenes for the rest of engagement There
be something wrong with that opera company
An attorney angered because of adverse ruling
by the Judge. left the courtroom. remarlSing to an
other lawyer that the judge was an ass ana snouoh
be the bench"
Before the case ended the judge heard of the re-
mark and called the attorney before him.
81 hear" said, that you called me an ass and
said 1 ought to be the bench"
sure" replied the quick-witted attorney. ANY
body your profound knowledge of law is an ass
to the bench You ought to be practicns before
the bar, your talents could be cashed into big
money"-Puck.
The visitor being shown about by the head of
the up-to-date business house.
who is that dapper youth at the gass-topped desk
he asked
THAT is the superintendent of card index sys-
tenn keeps index showing where the index
cases are"
who is the young with the gray CATERS and
the efficient ears"
HE keeps an index showing the length OF time 1t
takes to index the indexes"
who is the girl with the golden hair?'
"She decides what index index to the index
the filing cabinets shall be placed"
"And who is the gray-haired man at the disordered
desk the corner?"
"Oh, that's old Joggs. He doesn't fit in very well
with the of the office, but have to keep him
around He's the only employee who find important
papers when want them in hurry
tall, angular, yellow convict shoeing mule
under one many sheds when he asked
plain brought him there and why, appearing
quiet unobtrusive sort of citizen, he should fall
from grace.
"You seem to have too much sense be here with
a chain your Leg" commented the judge.
II is sot oh nice, suh," the laconic confession
But what brought you here?'
TOO expensive lawyer, jedge."
expensive lawyer! How you make that
out?'
HE wanted fo'teen mo- dollars fer perjury my
case, fo ter free jedge, dan happened ter hab
time"
Prisoner at the bar. do you plead guilty not
guilty of this MURDER
mot guilty, judge. / prove alibi. / was
engaged in killing another at the time he
wasn't the the indictment says 1 killed,
I prove by this picture of him, which drew from
memory. Buffalo Express
you are, sir!' cried the hawker, extending a
bouquet. Buy beautiful flowers for your
heart"
Nothing doing" responded the young At
haven't got a sweetheart"
81 see" the prompt rejoinder of the hawker.
BUY flowers for your wife,"
Wrong again! / not married"
WELL then, guv'nor," exclaimed the resourceful
hawker, buy the lot celebrate your luckr-Tit-
Bits.
Atlanta semi-weekly journal. (Atlanta, Ga.) 1898-1920, 1916-06-30

The Livestock Conference at Moultrie has be-
stirred new interest in food crops well in ami
NAL husbandry. Both lines of enterprise look to
diversified farming as opposed TO the all-cotton sys-
tenn: both are based on the same broad principles
of AGRICULTURAL efficiency; each supports and en-
courages the other. Those counties which have
done most in raising hogs and cattle laid the foun-
datfon for that industry in abundant harvests OF
corn and kindred staples. 1t is noteworthy, too,
that the pig clubs and clubs for boys togeth-
er with the canning clubs for girls have developed
side BY side. Increased production of livestock
leads naturally to an increased acreage of food
stuffs
One of the particularly interesting addresses
at the MouItrie conference was that by Judge A.
E Chamberlain. who declared that in the South,
where almost every product of the temperate zone
can be raised there is the least for the one
crop fetish To those who protest that cotton is
Georgia's most feasible crop because It is the only
one for which there is a market, he pointed out
the fact that this state is spending hundred mil
lion dollars year for food products 1t Is true
that market facilities are inadequate in the case
of several food commodities but they develop
ing apace and as production increases the means
of ready and profitable sale will be supplied. There
is home demand for every bushel of grain and
every pound of meat the farmers of this State pro-
duee It is needfui only to establish convenient
relations between those who have foodstufs to
sell and those who are eager to buy them; and this
is being done with ever increasing satisfaction.
Atlanta semi-weekly journal. (Atlanta, Ga.) 1898-1920, 1916-06-30
FIRST IMPRESSIONS
: sy DR.. FRANK CRANE

ton. distinguished author, and model Christian
gentleman.
One of the most gifted, delicate, and subtle
writer's of this day fat and frowsy woman
1t shocked me to meet her, at first, but after talk
ing with her a while all her surface unattractive
ness disappeared before personal charm that was
as compelling as the grace of her pen.
You have heard it said that loud rasping
voice is a sign of coarseness, but l say unto you
that one of the most sweet and gentle natures
have ever known had one of these voices. 1t was
Just an unfortunate way
Probably as much nonsense has been exuded
about the square jaw as about any other charac-
terstic So great is this prejudice that no artist
would dare to illustrate story and give the young
hero any other than jaw like a mastiff. Yet
some of the most forceful people have small chins
Julius Caesar, If we can believe the images and
traditions that have come down to US, had reced-
ing chin.
Hence, if you care for accuracy of opinion, dis
count heartily all the common signs. The pierre
ing eye, the shifting glance, the Roman nose, and
the Greek the Bourbon ear, the high brow, the
low forehead the soft voice, the regal manner
WELL don't you believe all you hear and not much
of what you see.
Besides, your first impression may be due quite
as much to the state of your nerves or the func-
tioning of your bile-duct, to the victim himself
of your cock-sure Judgment.
Copyright, 1916, by Frank Crane)
Atlanta semi-weekly journal. (Atlanta, Ga.) 1898-1920, 1916-06-30
BE WORTH WHILE
by II. ADDINGTON BKU

Of course there is nothing wrong in belonging
afford Some of the most useful men of my &C
ouaintance belong to a number of clubs.
But the points that they do something in ad-
dition to belonging to clubs. Their connection
. with clubs is a mere incident in their lives. The
great thing is that they have service-rendering
occupation.
And any man who has such occupation,
matter what it is is infinitely more worth while
than the man who doel nothing except sign club
checks and get his name in the society columns of
his local newspapers.
This latter type of man, when all Is said and
done really belongs to the street-loafer class. He
may have a college training, but like the street
loafer he is a cumberer of the earth, useless
parasite.
Every man who works is superior to any man
who, from his choice, passes his time in idle
ness. Just remember this the next time you
are tempted to envy the fellow who "does not have
work.
Also remember, please, that voluntary idling
carries with it pretty heavy penalties, whether
the idler be rich poor.
Your idler is seldom happy, and almost as sell
dom healthy. He knows what nerves are to an
extent undreamed by most of his hustling, achiev-
ing useful fellow beings.
Work. said Madame Schwetchine, sis really
the thing that fatigue5 us the least
And it is the thing that makes really worth
while.
Copyright, 1916, by the Associated Newspapers)
Atlanta semi-weekly journal. (Atlanta, Ga.) 1898-1920, 1916-06-30

OF all the bunk in this bunk-littered world first
impressions the most bunkacious.
If any one. conceives that he can tell the char
acter of a man just by looking at him he either is
failing the kite of some wild theory or is simply
a conceited
If you are wise and prudent you will leave
your judgment of men always open, ever subject
to amendment and revision.
| remember once riding with friend in rail-
way coach, when across the aisle from us sat one
of the grandest looking men / ever had seen. He
had a magisterial manner, Jovian brow, ana
certain deliberateness of that indicated that he
was surely nothing less than supreme Jud ge,
bishop, or an ambassador. He turned out 10 De
a hog-buyer for packing house, with a MIND that
never rose above the price Of pork
1t was said of jurist that The was Hvlng'
unconscious fraud, since no one possibly could De
as wise as he looked" =
After reading Lombroso / exercised myself
while in detecting criminals and detectives by the
slant of the ears, the shape of the occlput, ana
other marks. At meeting once in strange town
I noticed man who bore Enthusiastically the mdlca-
lions of a degenerate. His head was Dumpy anu
Informed his brow was low, his eyes ratty, ana
his ears abnormally big and outstanding. upon
asking to safe my curiosity who he was and expect
ing no less than that he was the town dog-catcher
a gambler or an unconvicted white-slaver, was
told that he president of the board OF eouca-
Atlanta semi-weekly journal. (Atlanta, Ga.) 1898-1920, 1916-06-30
Hic Jacit.

Here lie the remains of a party which
lived to make Theodore Roosevelt president
of the United States, and died as the penalty
of its failure.
These lines, offered by the New Republic as an
epitaph for the Progressive party, truly sum up
the fortunes of movement which began in idol
airy and ended in disillusion. The rank and file
or souls who rallied the Big Stick in
believed they fighting for principle In
fact, they were fighting for politician. Mr.
Roosevelt was different then from what he is
now. Always time-server, he played upon the zeal
of reformers to further his ambition just as today
he joins hands with reactionaries to cover his
chagrin. So long as he had hope of Selling the
Republican nomination this year, he held the Pro-
gressive camp under arms, using it threat to
the Old Guard whose support he was seeking The
moment his bluff failed, he babe the forces of
Armageddon to demoblize and scurry back to the
old Republican machine. So dies the brave party
which dreamed of serving a hero when all the
while it was being used by opportunist
Colonel Roosevelt's present support of Mr.
Hughes and his attack on President Wilson are as
devoid of principle and sincerity were his deal
ings with the Progressive party. While raining
against Hyphensim, he takes his place snugly
enough beside the political machine which is the
chosen instrument of the German-American AL
lance. While bawling for Americanism, he has
pursued throughout the critical period of the last
two years. course fagrantly un-American that
he would despise himself it not for his stone
blindness of egotism Ruled by envy and Spleen
he has sought to discredit and embarrass the gov
eminent of the United States at stage of it's
tense problems. In time which summoned the
patriotism of all true citizens, he has been jeal
GUS scold. While Republicans like Mr.. Taft were
supporting the Presidents stand to preserve the
nations honor with peace, Mr.. Roosevelt do
ing his utmost to down the national spirit of
unity and confidence.
The Colonel does not really belong with the
Republicans among whom he has sought refuge
any more than with the Progressives whom he be-
trayed. He really belongs with the Kaiser's
American agents, whose methods he has practiced
even while he denounced them. For in essence
there is only difference between him and the
Hyphens-the Hyphens are not hypocriticaL
Atlanta semi-weekly journal. (Atlanta, Ga.) 1898-1920, 1916-06-30

- NE of the chief ends of man is to work, and
4 \ to work at something which in some way
~ renders real service to other men. This is
a truism everyone of ought to take to heart
We ought to feel that, unless i'll decreplt
from age, to be voluntary idler is disgraceful
thing.
We ought to have the ambition to make our
selves worth while by working, and working
hard, at some useful occupation
Yet many of us quite content to idle-are
quite content to lead existence which, when can
didly analysed, must be stigmatized as worthless.
The other evening noticed in a newspaper the
announcement of a marriage engagement The
parties concerned we're evidently of some social
prominence, for the engagement was featured on
the front page, and considerable family history
given.
Of the prospective bridegroom it said he
was the son of Mr. and Mrs. So-and-So, was the
grandson of General Bank, and was connected with
the family of This-and-That.
1t was added that he had been graduated from
a weIIknown eastern college and was member of
several expensive and exclusive" clubs, all of
which were duly named.
But not word did the announcement say
about his being engaged in work of any kind. Work
and this young man were seemingly strangers TO
another.
l do not envy him. / do not enevy any man
whose only claim the attention of others is that
he comes of distinguished family and can boast
club membership.
Atlanta semi-weekly journal. (Atlanta, Ga.) 1898-1920, 1916-06-30
Our Soldier Boys

Dear soldier boys, you're leaving,
In lands sunbaked to roam.
We pray you'll soon be coming
Back to our hearts and home.
Your flags are floating proudly
But we cannot see the stars,
Because our eyes are misty
Beneath the waving bars
Your drums are beating wildly,
But we cannot hear them sound,
Because our hearts are beating
More wildly, round by round
God grant when home you come to us
Once more, we'll see you then
With not soldier missing
Nor officers nor men,
-MAUDE STEINHAUER WOOLF
Atlanta semi-weekly journal. (Atlanta, Ga.) 1898-1920, 1916-06-30
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SEAI-WEEKLY JOURNAL. Atlanta, Ca
Imperial Valley press., 1916-04-18
oELECTING A CONGRESSMAN.

- this district note the way which
congressman selected
congressman twood nature He is business rep
and incidentally is his duty to
n making laws for the nation
of the institutions Of his
district acquaintance broad craftsmanship
Judgment would be required by the pub
lie in the to be-
Of the of the cand
on
possible third of
These Lyman King Of the
cf the Riverside Press
twenty-five thirty have occupied I'M
they the knowledge Of their district
of which would well qualify them the
that his have been
much poica policies Of Ha6
Benardno HARRISON
parallel Southern California for which the Press
is admrer Of him.
tendency lawyer for or let
pick there lawyer Southern Cali
the with the needs this district either
knowledge
ciples 0 good government
without honor his
able editor ala. the the township But
widely highly respected and would least poll
outside o