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Norwich bulletin., 1916-09-16
HUMOR OF THE DAY

"I heard Aunt Jane criticising my bathing suit scandalous1y."
 She had very little to talk about Boston Transcript
 Life has one recompense."
 "Well?"
 "One coat of tan is just as stylish as another.'-Judge.
 Angler Gin deep water)-Help! help! can't swim!
 Country gentleman Con shore)-I can't neither, but I ain't hollerin' about it.-Harper's Magazine.
 Minister-Young man, do you know the price of the pursuit of pleasure?
 Blacksheep, Jr.-Yes sir! Thirty cents the first mile and ten cents for every half mile after that.-Lampoon.
 The bride-to- be-My only worry is about mother. She's bound to miss me terribly.
 Friend of the family-Ah, we'll, she can't complain. After all, she's had you longer than most mothers keep their ughters.-Sydney Bulletin.
 The host (to nervous guest)-Have you seen the presents, old chap? Nervous guest-No, but I should like to, aWfully.
 The host-Wel1, just a moment and I'll get detective to show you round" London Opinion
 Gee, I'd like a square meal just once"
 Whats the matter? Aren't you getting enough to eat at homer"
 "No- You see, the doctors put Pa on diet and the rest of the family has to starve to keep Pa out of temp tation."-Detroit Free Press.
 T have solved the crowded car prob lem" exclaimed the jubilant street railway man.
 How"
 'We'I put a photograph in each car nd kaa11 101o Xyi1o ha Cno IoH Banner Then everybodyll have to stand up."-Washington Star.
Norwich bulletin., 1916-09-16
Au'ctioneer
AUCTION

l will sell at public auction my farm of ITS acres, with 17-room house and ell, said farm having large tract of standing wood and timber, will cut 50 to 50 tons hay; also at same time acres of corn in shock. tons meadow hay in stack, 19 head cattle, Il milking cows, 1 yearlingS, spring calves, horses. sound. kind, good workers, business wagon, road cart, disk har- row, Eclipse corn planter, 3 tons al- falfa rowen. twro-horse team wagon, nearly new, two horse dump cart, mow- ing machine. horse rake. blows. 8 cultivators. 1 weeder, 3 sets tackle blocks, forks. shovels, chains, scythes, ice tongs, ladders, cider barrels, De Iavale separator, No. ?. used only six months, Is crowbars. 1 winnowing mill, blacksmith tools, 6 horse power safety engine 16 inch cutter, 40 foot carrier, 1 grist mill, team harness and single harness about G,000 ft 2-inch plank, lot wagon makers timber, wagon stocks, large assortment of good and useful articles found on a large farm. Sale to commerce
 a. m. sharp,
 THURSDAY, SEPT. 2STH, 1918, on premises three miles west from Willimantic on the old Columbia and Willimantic turnpike, one mile from Columbia Green. If said day be stormy, sale will take place the next fair day
 GOTLEIB KNE2OTG,
 Columbia. Conn.
Norwich bulletin., 1916-09-16
BROOKLYN FAIR.

The attention of all old friends and new is directed to the fact that the good old Brooklyn fair, annual eX- hihition of the Windham County Agri- cultural society, oldest in the United States. is to be held next week. Tues day. Wednesday and Thursday, at Brooklyn, Conn.
 The fair this year will be up to it's best standard of other years. Assur- ances of entries already received in dicate that all departments will be crowded to capacity with splendid dis plays The cattle show this year should be exceptionally interesting and in the agricultural buildings there will be a host of exhibits along the lines that have always helped to show what is beinf: done by the farmers of the county towns.
 This year the races are to be made a special feature and some of the horses that have been entered will enter into an effort to break the track record.
 Ncighborhood granges are to vie with each other in their booth dis years been ore of the most interest ing features of the fair.
 No feature that has aided in the naSt to make +he fair a success has been overlooked his year. The vau- deville will be especially high grade and Wlli Incluue i've DIE -\eW l bl IA acts. including the Herbert Brothers, featuring the loop the loop on a trapezc. Band concerts are to be given each day
 The dining service will be under the drec ton of F. E kies. who has had the privilege for several years, and the grange will also serve food.
 There will be classes for town steers, town teams and all of the oth- or grouping of horses and cattle that "'voys hare gone to make this Gair T big success.
 IL is an old Home Week - Old Friends Week fair and many will be there to welcome you when you come and yourre all welcome.
 Rememher the dates-Tuesday Gen. try day). Wednesday. Thursday. Sep tcmber 19-20-21.
Norwich bulletin., 1916-09-16
LOST AND FOUND

LOST-A pair of glasses, between Falls and Franklin square, Wednesday night. Finder return to Starters Off, fee. Franklin Square. sep16d
 LOST-Between Norwich and Wood stock or Pomfret, lady's raincoat. Return to Bulletin Office and receive reward. sep15d
Norwich bulletin., 1916-09-16
Y. M. c, "A. Service,

At p. m. tomorrow in the large store of Thayer building, on Franklin square, the local Y. M. c. A. will conduct an interesting service for men and women.
 In a6ylition to the usual good mu- sic by Swahn's orchestra William Malone will favor the audience with a violin solo The address will be given by Rev. A. w. Burden, who will doubtless have a message full of in- terest to those who attend the ser vice. The public generally is in- vited and the doors will be opened at 430 o'clock.
Norwich bulletin., 1916-09-16
SECURED FULL PARDON OF YOUNG ENGLISHWOMAN
U. S. Ambassador Frederic courtIanc Penfieid Appealed to Emperor Fran cis Joseph.

Vienna, Sept. 15.-Through United States Ambassador Frederic Courtland Penfeld a young Englishwoman nam ed Ida Blackmore has received a full pardon from Emperor Francis Joseph after she had been found guilty of ut tering incendiary pro-E English remarks. She was a governess on the estate of Prince Hohenlohe and was sentenced to eight months Imprisonment for having exclaimed that the Germans must be crushed!" Ambassador Pen field was appealed to because he repre- sents British interests here during the war, and he put the case up to the Emperor.
Norwich bulletin., 1916-09-16
TWO BROTHERS DIED
 IN EACH OTHERS ARMS
An Incident of European War Showing
 Deadly Work of Snipers.

London, Sept. 15.-The death of two brothers in each others arms at the front, is related in private dispatches. They were Corporal Tom and Private Henry Hardwidge, of F'erndale, Rhond- da Valley, both members of a Welsh regiment. An officer writes: "The eld- est, Tom, was hit by a snipers bullet and lay in the open under a scorch- ing sun, when Henry, at the risk of his life, hastened to him with a pail of drinking water. Just as he reached him and as he was offering the water, a sniper shot him. He clasped his brother as the latter rose to take the water and they died in each others arms" A third brother remains in action in France.
Norwich bulletin., 1916-09-16

AuctIoneel
Norwich bulletin., 1916-09-16

IT'S THE GOODS and the low prices that we figure on to make our success The Pasnik Co.,, 158 Main St. seD14d
Norwich bulletin., 1916-09-16

''I heard Aunt Jane criticising my bathing suit scandalous1y.''
 She had very little to talk about. - Boston Transcript.
Norwich bulletin., 1916-09-16
BREED THEATRE.

An exceptionally fine programme of Metro pictures Is being presented at the Breed theatre today. the feature of which is Her Great Price, six act drama. with Mabel Tnaiaferro in he leading role, The sSory 10 ees of tfle most intsresffnK .aovettiss ever shown on rhs pcreen- The animax and anti climax arc decidedly anusu- ai no hin. being given of shs final Encouragement t.rJuEeo1f 'hs cnr:i>
Norwich bulletin., 1916-09-16
COURAGE.

Cheer up. faint heart; fear never won; Mourn not the things thou shouldst But do ''t the he things thing still left to do; Think hopeful thoughts, and good and
 true; Leaving no room for vain regret, And cares that do the soul most fret; So shalt thou find at close of day. Dread doubt and fear have winged
 away.
 Louise Liddell, in September Nau-
Norwich bulletin., 1916-09-16
Suspended Indictments.

to be fined and then draw a sus- pended sentence may not have in creased their respect for the law, but their conviction as to the necessity of keeping the judge on the bench is enormously increased. - Toledo Blade.
Norwich bulletin., 1916-09-16
Will be sold at Public Auction TUESDAY, SEPT. 2G, 1916,
 Hf 10 O'eI0cE a u,

III IU WcIOch a, nl.,
 my farm, with 50 acres of land. house, barn and other buildings, in good con- dition, as Mansfield City, two miles east from South Coventry. five miles north from WiIlinantic; also 1 good horse (weight about 1200), 2 harness, two-horse team wagon dump cart, 2 buggies, two-horse mower, horse rake four-horse power gasoline engine ble grist mill, table saving outfit, shaftlng and pulleys, sleigh, Halloc k wecder, two horse bob sled, stone drag, blows, cuItivator, cutaway harrow, anvil and blacksnith's tools, some car penters tools grindstone, wheelbar- stoves, horse blankets, 4 bedsteads and springs. a quantity of household furni- ture, and other articles too numerous to mention. If stormy. first fair day.
 JOHN M DAGGETT,
 R. F. D. No. ], MansfieId Center, Ct.
Norwich bulletin., 1916-09-16

The report of the United States bu- reau of the census on the production of alums in the United States shows that. the total output for 1914 was 13,712, 900 pounds, valued at $3,467, ,969, compared with 276, ,294 00O pounds, val ued at S3,O22,355 in 1909.
Norwich bulletin., 1916-09-16

The catch of fish brought into Ymui- den, the market at the entrance of the North Sea canal, realized in June this year, the equivalent of S1,15O,0OO, against $275, 900 in June, 1915. {.
Norwich bulletin., 1916-09-16

Only two Philippine dye plants are commercially important. These are indigo and sappan or sibucao. Others are used locally, but scarcely enter into the external commerce of the archipelago.
Norwich bulletin., 1916-09-16
V.es + Goi.,s On Topizhs

Mc'ton FjotS<es at Breed Theatre.
 NAL1tvillc ma Moving Pictures at
Norwich bulletin., 1916-09-16

Of spring metal and wire is a new device to encircle a persons foot and prevent the loss of an overshoe.
Norwich bulletin., 1916-09-16

A kettle sings" because the air in the water escapes by fits and starts and so makes the singing" noise
Norwich bulletin., 1916-09-16

Sixty miles of thread woven from the fiber of species of Italian nettle weighs only two and a half pounds.
Norwich bulletin., 1916-09-16

Electric lights have been inserted in the eyes of two famous Japanese idols.
Norwich bulletin., 1916-09-16

Miss Mollie Lang of Minneapolis, Minn., now Mrs. John Anderson, pro- posed to Anderson, she said, and also went to the courthouse alone for the license.
Norwich bulletin., 1916-09-16

Sweden during the last five years has consumed 1,126,000 tons of bread yearly.
Norwich bulletin., 1916-09-16
NOTICE:

bth one 1eo;Sreta H<axes. Owner must pvvvc ry0pcrfy and pay ol,arKaA
 JA0'1o3 1sI14MY, Aien llHi. ;3rook:yn. ccnn
Norwich bulletin., 1916-09-16

Two Pennsylvania inventors have patented a. slingshot with sight to aid in aiming it
Norwich bulletin., 1916-09-16

California has 10,55 factories, em- ploying more than 100000 persons.
Norwich bulletin., 1916-09-16

St. Paul desires to be the site of a government nitrate plant.
Norwich bulletin., 1916-09-16

Cortland F. Bishop of Lenox, Mass, has a parrot which has a vocabulary of 75 words.
Norwich bulletin., 1916-09-16

Kern county, California, contains 55,S42 acres of proved oil lands.
Norwich bulletin., 1916-09-16
THE KALEIDOSCOPE

One inventor uses charged wires to prevent cat concerts.
 More than 1000 kinds of. sausases are known in Germany.
Norwich bulletin., 1916-09-16
INFINITELY.

Out of the dark a trembling star; Blown from the sea a mist: A whisper of West wind tossed afar, And rose by sunlight kissed. Up from the earth a glimmering spark; Out of the sky a gleam; The choirs of Heaven in the song of
 lark,
 And love in a maiden's dream.
 John Jordan Douglass. B1enheim, S. c.
Norwich bulletin., 1916-09-16
POETRY
SUBMISSION AND REST.

The camel at the close of day
 Kneels down upon the sandy plain, To have his burden lifted off,
 And rest again. My soul, thou too shou1dst to thy knees When daylight d11awe ul1 to close And let thy Master lift thy load
 And grant repose- 3 Else how canst thou tomorrow meet,
 With all tonaorrows 8 work to- do, If thou thy burden all the night
 Dost carry through? sA The camel kneels at break of day To have his guide replace his load, Then rises up anew to take
 The desert road. So thou shouldst kneel at mornings
 dawn.
 That God may give thy daily care, Assured that He no load too great
 Will make thee bear. Matthew xii: 9. 30.
Norwich bulletin., 1916-09-16
'Ke Can. Do All the Work. So We Do the Bsst The Peck-McWillian1s Co.
 Contractors and Builders.
AUCTION
Contractors and Builders.

JAMES H. HYDE
Norwich bulletin., 1916-09-16

The public library of Cincinnati makes and lends lantern slides.
Norwich bulletin., 1916-09-16

Baku, Russia, imports $4eo00 worth of wire monthly from the United States.
Norwich bulletin., 1916-09-16
TO RENT

An apartment of eight rooms, with modern improvements, centrally locat- ed in good neighborh pod; possession given Oct. 1. Tel 3t4-3 ' sep12TuThS
Norwich bulletin., 1916-09-16

JAMES H. HYDE
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1916-10-21
BOARD AT BARGAIN To
Co-EDs sTRs X. U. TOWN

LAWRENCE, Kan. Oct s,A.
serting that reduced were given M
many Of the boarding houses at the
University Of Kansas to pretty Girls
said to be valuable attractions to tbs
men students in their choice OF p,sce9
to eat the Lawrence papers bavs
called the attention Of the UNIVERSITY
authorities to the practice The nrob.
ah'e result will he abolition Of tho
mixed" clubs, II the charges ara
round true. The proprietor os sew.
eral boarding houses have objected N
the mixed clubs on the ground that
the students board Mt them more for
the social side than for practical Dur.
poses.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1916-10-21
AEPOPLANE USED
FOR DUCK HTTNT1NC
OUT OVER OCEAN
Atlantic OOaEt Sportsman Stays Ont.
side Smile Limit to E~aps
Penalty.

ATLANTIC CITY. Oct. st.-R
Kenneth Jacapth has introduced
duck shooting from his hvdro-aero,
plane. The snort has becom. popu-
lar among visitors since cooler wealth
er interrupted the ree7i,ar living
schedule. It Is sold to he the first
time on record that actual duck kflI-
ings have been made from A f,vinp
boat In the north.
Jacoufh has followed the snor, IN
the south during the winter months
In order to avoid the rame laws.
which make It unlawful TO shoot
game birds from craft either bv aai,
or engine. the cunning ls done on,side
the three mile limit over the OCEAN.
Once before he tried shooting from
his aeroplane and was brough, bs-
fore the federal authorities. who class
ed the hvdro-aeroDlane aa A "powey
boat" and imposed fine.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1916-10-21
HERMTSTON YOUNG FOLK
ARE QUIETLY MARRIED
Mis- Caroline ShOtwell and Patrick
DOherty Wod-Othcr News Of PeO.
pie In That community.
lEnst oregonIan specIal.l }

HsttNN NfANhNAAAtAAA GfNAAAA
HERMISToN, Oct. 1s.--Mlss Car
oline shotwell and Patrick Doherty
were quietly married yesterday morn
ing at the home OF the BRIDES par
ents, Mr.. and Mrs, ]. X. Shotwell, the
Rev. T. A. Graham performing the
ceremony. The young couple left on
the morning train for Portland where
they will spend a short honeymoon
before taking up their residence in
Hermiston, where the groom Is asso-
clated in the contracting business with
]. X Shotwell & Son.
Mrs Doherty Is the eldest daughter
of Mr. and Mrs J. X shotwell. pio-
neer residents Of the project. She
was a member Of the first gradu-
atng class 10 be graduated from the
Hermlston high school, the class Of
1911.
! Ex-senator Charles W. Fulton was
here Monday having stopped off for
a short visit at the farm home of his
son Fred c. Fulton east Of this city.
Mrs. ]. II. Young and little daugh-
ters, Inez and Louise. returned home
last evening after having spent a
week in Pendleton.
, Mrs. r, Mumma was Pendleton
visitor the first Of the week.
Miss Ethel Rodgers Of PendIeton,
/ former popular school teacher ot this
city will be n guest at the Watson
home during the dairy show.
DR.. ]. A. Campbell spent Sunday At
the Roundup city.
Mrs. II r. Newport has returned
from weeks visit In Pendletou.
Mrs. s. II. Wilson. Of the Hermis-
ton Hotel, was county seat visitor
the first Of the week
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1916-10-21
$ claimed to be the best typewriter in

is claimed to be the best typewriter in
the United States.
The new countess of Sandwich,
formerly Miss Alberta Sturgis, the
daughter Of a Chicago banker, is
scarcely known in her native coun-
try.
German women who have replaced
the men called to the front are now
paid the same rates of pay as the men
received for the same work.
The master bakers of Auckland.
New Zealand, are now asking the
courts to allow women and girls to
work In any department Of their
trade.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1916-10-21

asked to vote for Joe Lunch, demo-
cratic candidate for register OF deeds
in Wyandotte county. Lunch Is learn
ing enough Of five different languages
to ask in each Of them for votes. He
will say in CrOatian. Polish. Russian
Swedish and Greek the following:
my name Is Joe Lunch. I would
appreciate your vote for me as regis
ter Of deeds in the coming election"
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1916-10-21
DEIGTANs SHOT ron RE
FUsAL TO MAKE MUNITIONS

LONDON, Oct. 2l.-Tho Amster-
Dam correspondent Of the Exchange
Telegraph company wires tho follow
ing:
Three hundred workmen IN a
Ghent factory who refused to wor,r IN
German munltion factories IN ReI-
GUM have been arrested and sent e.
GERMANY. Twelve who resisted were
shot. The Germans everywhere aro
Forcing the Belgians to work for
them, particularly on the railroads
their own personnel having given
out" e''e"
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1916-10-21
CANADIAN TRAINMEN
ORDERED TO STRIKE

WINNIPEG, oct. 21.-Canadian Pa
cific tralnment from coast to coast
have been ordered to strike at five p.
m. Wednesday. This Is a sudden turn
from the earlier optimistic reports
Grant Hall. the trainmen's represen-
tatve. still hopes for an amicable
settlement.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1916-10-21
CONCERNING WOMEN.

The first sixteen years Of this CEN
tury shows that the United States ls
leading the world with 400, 600 di-
vOrces.
Several girl students Of Temple col
lege. Of Philadelphia. are running a
hotel at one Of the New Jersey re-
sorts.
Miss Charlotte Ripley. typist for the
Portland. ore, chamber Of commerce.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1916-10-21
FATAL FIGHT OVER PET CAT.
Death Of Soldier Reported to Have
Been Result.

SAN FRANCISCO, Oct 21.-A
board Of inquiry headed by Captain
F. w. Benteen Of the medical reserve
corps was appointed at the San Fran
cisco Preside today to determine the
cause Of the death last Sunday at the
Letterman general hospital Of Private
Charles w Blackburn.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1916-10-21

week; working time, ten hours day,
That is the outcome Of the organlza-
tion Of the Pittsfield Servant Girls,
union. Formerly housemaids In Pitts
field could be hired for IS week.
The housemaids also are seeking to
affiliate with the washerwomen and
scrub women, who are expected to de-
mand a minimum Of 50 a day.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1916-10-21
MAIDS FORM UNION,
DEMAND 81 A WEEK
AND 1O-HOUR DAY

BOSTON, Mass. Oct. 21.-Mini-
mum wages for housemaids 81 al
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1916-10-21

paid 4 per cent in dividends, leaving
balance at the end Of the year Of
s641, 900.
The Chicago & Alton railroad earn.
ed for the year ended June 30 last
$16,S25,O00, an increase of $2,O79, 900
according tola report made public.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1916-10-21
REALTY TRANSFERS
warranty Deeds.


r. ]. Smith, ct ux, to J. Humfield,
$40. t-2 interest in w 1-2. section ~,
township 3 north, range 2S.
T. D. Taylor, sheriff to n, l.
Smith. SllOAS5, N. 10 S l-s section
S5, township north, range 50.
c. S. Nudge, ct ux, to c. J. stub
ling, ct ux, $40, NE Ia section TO-
township north, range 81.
T. B. Wells. ct ux, to Ida N. York
$3.50, mete and bound description In
section /. township north, range a.
e. f. Hutchinson, Administrator,
to T. NJ. webb, 1851, acreage in sec.
/, township south, range 81.
w. r. Willis, ct ux, TO A. 7. Ken
nedy, $500, mete and bound descrip-
tion in section lS, township aorth,
range S5,
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1916-10-21
LIGHTNING CAUSES
JAP $4,000 LOSS

FORT LUPToN, Colo, oct. a.
Lightning struck the barn Of C. s.
Furushima, a Japanese farmer near
here, causing a loss Of not less than
$4,000. The barn, with its entire con
tents consisting Of five head Of good
horses, more than 1000 bushels OF
cheat, several sets Of harness and two
wagons, were destroyed. The place
was only partly insured.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1916-10-21

The authorities are guarding the
proceedings with the utmost secrecy,
but it was reported that the, dead
soldier had an alteration recently
with Private John Wormley of the
hospital, where both were employed
with the medical corps, over pet
cat.
Wormley, It was stated tonight
has been confined in the guardhouse
since the disturbance
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1916-10-21
RAIL EARNINGS JUMP AHEAD
Hooking Valley Gross Operating Rev
enues Up 30 Per Cent.

NEW YORK, Oct. 21.-The Hook
ing valley railway had gross operat
ing revenues Of S1,411.O0O for It's last
fiscal year, an increase of 1890, 900,
or 90 per cent, according to a report
issued here last night. The COMPANY
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1916-10-21
CANDIDATE MAKES APPEAL
FOR VOTES IN 9 LANGUAGES

KANSAS CITY, Kan. Oct 2l.-
Foreign residents OF this city will be
The Idaho Springs siftings-news., 1916-10-20
Many New Voters
Now Registered

The registration books for this
city were closed Thursday night
at nine o. clock Two hundred fifty
names were registered during the
three days session of the registra-
tion board, and cha nge of resi-
dence was made by twenty-seven.
The total registration for the city
will be about 1850, according to
County Clerk Hafer's estimate, al
though the exact number has not
yet been computed. If the same
interest is taken i'll the election that
was manifested in the registration,
the vote Of the city should be nine
hundred or more.
Most of the candidates for the
county Offices were busy during the
session of the board, as it was a
most opportune time to meet the
timid voter and try to impress up
on mis- or her mind that II am just
about the right man for the Office.
The Idaho Springs siftings-news., 1916-10-20
The Electric Lamp :
of 81 Years Ago

If you happen to be going up
Miner street in the next few days
Just stop for a look at the window
OF the United Hydro Electric
company. They have on exhibition
replica of the first incandescent
lamp invented by Edison Just 81
years ago tomorrow.
This lamp was the result of MANY
years OF experimentation by Edison
and his corps of assistants and was
the first successful attempt along
lines of incandesent illumination
as we know it today.
The lamp shown burned only 40
hours and consumed about five
times the electricity that lamp
OF equivalent candlepower does to-
day. The present well-nigh per
feet lamp usually burns about
1000 hours.
This is truly an age of progress.
Take a good look at this interest
ing display-it will prove beyond
a doubt that electricity is the most
obedlent servant of mankind.