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Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1916-05-04
HELP WANTED MALE

stores and OFFICES,
CLERK ~. u. acetg.) ..sa....,,...s.g 200 .
I1KAFTSMAM sessFtttstststFsststsHf IbtU
RTENOdRAPHER tout town1..r. Iq,W
RTENOGtlAPHEH fH. R1".@t.t. 100
HOTEL CLERK .tt.,sstrooin ana 49,
SALESMAN fexp. unnecessaryl a. N,p
THE CAN0 AGENCY, 900 BEE BLDG.
LEDGER CLERK, 30; Invoice clerk, ~,
eXtenslon clerk, s7b; two stenoA., 40,
atock clork s40t city salesman, 80. NO
FILING FEE, only 90 cents 70 inYesli-
TfiF MAnTI 20. 1921 W o W. Bldg
TYPIsT ard office clerk, 80; steno.. SID;
sfeno., s55, steno and bkpr., ~
WATTS REF. co. 40 Bfondeis Theater.
rrgfessioun and Trades.
SEE f1s FOR DRUG JOBS.
COOPERATIVE REF BRENcB CO.
Established Ten Years
i0iS-iG CITY National
WANTED At once Gordon Press Feeder
Eggcfss-O Flyng Co, 18th and Leayen-
worth 81,
WANTHD--A carriage painter O. w.
Francis Auto Co, @le-ls Farnan ~.
Drug store snaps. iobs Kneist. bce Bldg.
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1916-05-04

WANTED-Girls to sort waste paper.
Apply Omaha Paper Stock Co.,
18th and Marcy SITS.
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1916-08-16

Day by day through the humidity
the city Of reek and gasplng
Everybody could possibly of hurrdy packed sucases
for steamboat AT o'clock the
thrcnged with and spirng bust
their Of half sick
anticipation country the brisk bath that awaited
them.
seemed leaning the reflection of the burden Of the
and almost drop An hour half hour and the mrk
would left behind cold bath and the hnne OF
These weekcnds all that made city
bearatle How did the tenement population live?
waiting railway gate found herself direct
behind acquaintance another writer whom she encountered once in
while shop occasional tea
young smarty light silk modish
her neck in spite the heat from which she was
fleeing white fox fur
themselves their bags into Pullman
young the other and said with calm direct
into with woman
hngshose weather I've
in to
them and ask them why they did It,
thought chance the question acquaint-
thought Of world in summer fur
that happened please tell me why theoretically an IN
wearinga fur in August|
"We the brred II know don't exactly need FUR
now get there will draughts and"
But you must you the least little
stiff neck and neuralgia and all sorts OF
things. Come give the real reason"
SWELL you admit I've always been good deao FOOL
explained II had not guessed 1t before
Copyright Eeening Mail Syndicate. Inc
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1916-08-16
hnsIness visitor here.

business visitor here.
o. S. Talbot, of Buckhannon, Is il
the city looking after business affairs
W. NJ. Bryant, of Fairmont, is a
city visitor.
JIM. Callahan, Of Morgantown, Is
a guest/at the Waldo.
Mrs. Cherry WoOdzell. of Webster
Springs, is a visitor here.
Mr.. and Mrs. j. L. Hermen, Of
Burton, are visitors here.
Attorney and Mrs B. B. Jarvis
went this afternoon to Fairmont,
where they will be the guests of Mrs,
John w. Mason, Jr. They will attend
the bridge at the country club there
tonight.
John D. Pickens was here Wednes-
day from Quiet Dell
Mr.. and Mrs. George N. Holden
and little daughter, Virginia, accom-
panied by Mrs. X. +, Rymer, of Way
cross Ga, have arrived here from
Chenille and other points on Kanakha
river, where they were several weeks
visiting friends and relatives,
Mrs. George McCartY will go to
Lapelle, Pa, Friday where the two
children are visiting relatives and
from that place they will go to Chi
cago and spend a week before re-
turning home in time for the open
ing Of school, September 5.
Mrs. Ada B. Dickinson, of Steu-
benvine, o., Is visiting at the home
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1916-08-16
SOCIAL AND
DPERSONAL
Entertain ladies, Aid.
Continued from Page Three.l


The Ladies' Aid Society OF thu
Wilsonburg Methodist Episcopal
,hurch was entertained by Mrs
Charles HOLSTER and Mrs. w. S. Da-
Wis at the church at that place from
S until 10 p. m. recently At the
close of short business session
dainty refreshments were served in
the Sunday school room Of tie church
by the hostesses.
The church and tables were beau
Hfully decorated with pottcd plants
and cut flowers for the occasion,
Quite number Of invited guests
we're present and this proved to be
one of the most pleasing social events
Of the season.
Among those present were Mr.. and
Mrs. o. j. Hannah, Mr.. and Mrs. O..
c. Hannah, Mr. and Mrs Nelson
Johnson, Mr.. and Mrs. John Flynn,
MIR. and Mrs. Don Gilbert, Mr.. and
Mrs. Charles HOLSTER, Mr.. and Mrs.
John Thompson, Mr.. and Mrs. Pet
rey, Mr. and Mrs. Fred McFarlin,
Mrs. j, B. Strother, Mrs Aros Hag-
gerty, Mrs Dorsey McAtcC, Mrs.
Ernest Fowler, Mrs. Kelso Thomp-
son, Mrs. Neil Southern, Mrs August
Johnson, Mrs. William O'Neil, Mrs.
Ruth Burr, Mrs. w. Scott Davis, Mrs.
A. s. Arnett, Mrs. Ira Fittro Mrs. w.
G. Hurst, Mrs. b. Fowler, and Misses
Mary Hannah, Annette McFarlin, An
ma johnson, George Golden, Pearl
Ash, Myrtle Leaf, Mile Leaf, Mar
guerite Daily. Martha Daily, Ruth
Johnson, Mildred Johnson. Daisy Ad-
ans. Mozelle Wilburn, Gertrude Swi-
ger, Ruby Fittro, Garrett Fittro,
Kathleen Hannah, Iva Virginia Ar
nett and Madaline Hollister; Edgar
Williams. Earl Swiger, Oras Strother.
Harley Heckcrt, Thomas Daily, Low
ell Hannah, Corbin Hannah, Carlisle
McAtee. Alva Davis, Lyle Strother,
John Hollister, Mathew Hillister,
Raymond Windon, Lester Petrey,
Wal Howell, Emery Johnson, Billy"
McFarlin, l.. Hollister, Charles Hol-
lister, Raymond Windon and Tru-
man Fittro.
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1916-08-16
PERSONAL

Miss Geneyicve Harrison has re-
turned from Philadelphia and visit
with relatives at Oakland.
Herman Grounemeyer is visiting rel
atives in Cleveland.
Mrs. Nathan Musgrave went Tuesday
night to Mountain Lake Park to be a
guest Of Mrs. Charles Abel in the Max
well cottage,
Miss Ellen Powell, of Parkersburg,
is a guest OF relatives here
Mrs. Osman E. Swartz will leave
this evening for an extended visit in
the North.
D. T. Hollobaugh, of Warrington,
is visitor here.
MIR. and Mrs. ]. P, Summers. of
West Union, are visiting in the city.
j. L. Cunningham, of Pensboro, Is
transacting business here.
Z. 4. Williams, of Greer is guest
at the Hotel Gore.
Wayne Jackson, Of Elkins, is a
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1916-08-16
For Miss Mckinley.

FREDERICKSBURG, Aug, 16.-Thc
members of the NJ 7. b. club and
few additional friends enjoyed a de-
lightful picnic Monday evening at
Terapin park, given in honor Of
Miss Mildred Mckinley, who will
leave Thursday for ClarksburG A
delightful picnic feast was enjoyed
at 6 O'Clock after which tie party
remained for tIA dance and various
other Gnusennntg Of the park. Those
in attendance wera Misses Nina 10,
gan, Mildred Whitney, El'n Clarke
Clara McDough, Elizabeth Core, Mary
Martin, Loretta Flynn, Mildred and
Bess Mckinley and Messrs. Allan
Layman. Ray Flowers, Harry Mccoy
John Tierney, Gent Bergncr, Doug
les Morgan, Eugene [ngersoll, Rich
ard Weinburger and Chalmers Coop
pr.
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1916-08-16
of Mrs. w. IT, Norman on East Main
street.
of INTEREST to WOMEN
Flmle Lemonade.

When making lemonade, try wash
ing the fruit thoroughly, running it,
rlnd and all, through the meat chopper,
letting it stand for fifteen minutes
with sugar and a small quantity Of
water upon it, and then adding the
amount of water necessary to I'LL your
glasses. This method gives the drink
real flavor which much sO-called
lemonade lacks.
Another experiment. which children
seem to enjoy on account OF its "flzzi-
ness" is to add one-quarter teaspoon
full OF bicarbonate OF soda to a tumbIer
of ordinary lemonade, stir it vigorous
ly and drink 1t while 1t is efferycscing,
This is not so sharp as ordinary lem
onade, and It Is very soothing to dry
or irritated throat. II the acid clement
happens to be very strong, it will re-
Quire trine more soda to make 1t
effervesce prOpcrly.-From The De-
signer.
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1916-08-16

The members of the Marcato Mus
ic Club held a business meeting IN
the home of the president, Miss Cora
NJ. AtChison, Tuesday afternoon. Ter
new members were elected. 1t was
decided by the club to edit a
monthly magazine known as the Mar
cato Club Musical Magazine, during
the musical season.
The following artists were selected
to appear at two. artists recitaIs:
In November-Annie Louise Da-
vid, harpist, and John Barnes Wells
tenor
In January, the Tallefson trio
composed of Carl H. Tallefson, VIC
lin; Nine. Standardization, piano;
and William Durieuy, violancello.
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1916-08-16

The McCleIland Bible class of the
First Presbyterian church, is in dan
ger of losing its prestige as the largest
Presbyterian class in West Virginia.
The Vance Memorial" Mems Bible
class Of Wheeling is in friendly riv-
airy with them and while the local
class has been in the lead since the
contest started. the Vance class de-
feated the MCClelland class last Sun
day with an attendance of 121
against 90. The McClelland will GER
tainly have to get busy, as it does
not want Wheeling to beat Clarks-
burg in any way.
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1916-08-16
The Last of These French
Dinner Services in st.
Ain Pattern SIS.

From the famous Theo. Havilands
lien of Limoge China. There was a
time, when their st. Albin pattern
held first choice, but the times de-
mand change in china as well as other
things so the st. AIbin has been
dropped.
Brown, conventional border; gold
traced handles, AZ pieces.
Price SIS. Less than half their for
mer prices,
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1916-08-16
COrsets Newly Arrived

We have just received ship
mcnts which give us full sizes
in the following good makes
Of corsets:
Warmers Rust Proof mod
els at $1.OO to $500.
Redfern models, $500 to
$500.
Memo models, $500 to
$500.
Frolacet pronounced Fro
la-say} models $3.50 to $500.
Front lace only.
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1916-08-16
Fashion Group of S1.5O
Silks.

If you intend having your
new silk frock made to your
measure then surely you'll be
interested in these new soft
tafTeta silks in their rich col
orings. Sixteen different pat
terms, stripes and plaids.-
(Majn Floor, Aisle TGble).
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1916-08-16
Mothers, Clnh Meeting.

The Montessori Mothers Club VIII
meet at 8 O'Clock Thursday afternoon
at the school at GA Mulberry street
The meeting will be in charge of Mrs
V. O, Garrett, director of the school
The subject will be why We Adopt
Both the MontessOrI and FroebeI
Methods. Officers for the ensuing
year will be elected, All members
are urged to attend Any mother in
terested in the welfare of the child IS
invited to attend and learn OF the
splendid work being done.
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1916-08-16
Soiourn at Cowen.

A party of nine Clarksburgers Is
enjoying a delightful sojourn at the
Oakland hotel, at COwen, which is
growing in popularity as summer re-
sort The party consists of Mrs. James
RidCRour and family Misses Mary and
Katherine Primm, Mrs. ]. 7. Borgess.
Misses Virginia and Luclla Thompson
and Mrs. o. c. Fisher,
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1916-08-16
RILEY GIVES BOND.

Ray Riley, who was arrested by
city police Tuesday on charge Of
selling whlskey gave bond before
Magistrate 4. G. Nicewarner and was
released from Jail John Smith, who
was arrested at the same time, was
unable to give bail and Is prisoner
in the county Jail.
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1916-08-16

the guests fruit punch was refreshing
ly served on the porch.
AT 5 o'clock refreshments were
served in the dining room where old
fashioned garden flowers we're quaint
" obtained in the floral decorations
of the table. Mrs Mark HARNESS pre-
sided, assisted by Miss Ellen Louise
Borgess. and Miss Adelaide Coleman.
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1916-08-16
For Visitors.

Complimentary to Miss Virginia
Barrett, of Parkersburg, and Miss
Agnes Hood, Mrs. W Clayton Nc
Keehan entertained at very attrac-
tive porch party from to o'clock
Tuesday afternoon In her home on
Mulberry street, Upon the arrival Of
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1916-08-16
Parsons-S ouders
Women Are Asking For
Tan Lace Boots.

And it is easy to understand why;
they maktsuch trim, smart, footwear,
especially when nicely polished.
The first of carefully selected
showing is one of dark tan calf skin,
are high cut with medium heels,
'brogue" style.
You can see this striking shoe" on
display in Shoe Store, Main Floor,
Price is 5000.
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1916-08-16
-Souders
ITIsPLAINLY MANIFEST.

to people visiting in the larger cities, making
therounds of stores have after all peculiar
feeling of satisfaction that their home stores
arenot so far behind.
Time was when Clarksburg folk felt justified
in going to the city to shop, but that time has
past,
Clarksburg's Stores rank high in averages,
compare most favOrably.
In this store, alone, there is one quarter mil
lion dollars worth of carefully selected mer-
chandise from which to make selection and Fall
just beginning to arrive.
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1916-08-16
Peroxide Of Hydrogen
Special l4c.

Bottled especially for us.
No person should be without
it. 1t is an ordorlcss, non-ir-
ritating antiscptic, disinfcc-
tant and bactcricidc.
Price l4c special.
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1916-08-16

To prevent ladder slipping, a
Cleveland man has invented pIvoted
hooks to be fastened to the bottom
of the uprights which engage In the
surface upon which the ladder is
standing.
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1916-08-16
BALTIMORE CATTLE Market

BALTIMORE, Nd, Aug. 16,-
Calves-Constant inquiry for the bet
ter grades of fat veal calves Of han
dy weight. We quote; Choice, dandy
weight veals, per pound 11hc612c;
good veals, do 10kc@11c; heavy,
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1916-08-16

Guatemala has 1899 public
schools.
New Zealand in 1915 exported L.
486,948 rabbits.
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1916-08-16
Tropical Suits In
q CeGraJUay

Here three Of the groups whicht will pay women par
ticulary to inquire about.
90 Palm Beach Suits at S5-Two or three of kind some
are muss but with treasures among them for the search
ing. A few white Gabardines, too
10 Linen Suits at $1O-Rose, Copenhagen Blue Natural,
in plain colors few very good fashions to go-wayin
20 Sport Striped Skirts at Sold for three times as
much average. Palm Beach, Sverboom, and cotons.
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1916-08-16

New Zealand has thus far this year
Imported $40 automobiles,
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1916-08-16

smooth, fat calves. per head. $3.50
SIG; heavy, rough calves. do. 500
$12.
Lambs and sheep Market steady
on fat lambs and choice smooth sheep
which are in fair demand. We quote:
Choice, fat sheep, per pound 4 hcQ
SC; fair sheep, do. 3c@4c; inferior,
rough sheep, per head $l.50 $3.50;
old bucks, as to quality and condi-
ton, per pounr 3hc04c; spring
lambs, choice. fat, per pound loco
1OAc; fair to medium grade lambs,
do, &C q 014c.
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1916-08-16
Stoneware, Jelly Glasses and
E. Z. Seal Jars are on
the Shoppers List.

Canning and preserving time is
here and we're ready with supplies
a'plenty.
T.. Z.%Scal Jars, pints Use, quarts,
Soc; half gallon size $l.10 per Dozen
Jelly Glasses, with caps, 18c
dozen.
Stoacrorc on a basis of 1Oc a gal
lon.
Salt Jars Zoe. Bean Pots 10c, Is
Butter Jars loo Mills Pots 10c.
French Pots Joe. Flower Pots 10c.
Big mouth jars, one, two and four
quart size, 100 l2l9c and 15c.
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1916-08-16
Dressmaking is a Pleasure
with a Good Sewing
Machine.

The NeW Home Rotary Soaring Ma
chine costs $32 in August (agents
price $50; our price $4O) with auto
matte lift lid, four drawers, fast ro-
tary type Of shuttle, of beautiful de-
sign. tits light running, easy to take
care of, and has full attachments. $32
special.
The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1916-06-20

4 $50 sSe'oNs C'sS $3.50 80
where l can see folks, and be at rest.
You'd best stay here and marry that
young chap that wants you. know
| you don't love him, but it's living,
and life's hard. Ruth"
I'll go with you" said Ruth.
There's money enough for two fares .
"What1l you do there, Ruth, dear :
You don't know the East. Everything's
| different"
TN co." said the girl.
A week later they descended from
the train at the little station, and
found accommodations In the inn. Ev-
erything had changed in those twenty
years. Mildred hardly recognized a
single, landmark. She did see one or
two men, grown old, whom she recog.
nized; but none of them paused to
look twice at the two toil-stained,
travel-worn women in poor clothes
and Mildred did not reveal herself.
She learned that the old squire had
prospered in his lifetime; he had add
ed acres to acres, and all the land
about was his, land which should OF
right have been hers and Ruth's-in
part, at least.
Work? Want work." echoed the
landlords wife, looking at the women
You're American-born, amt youi
Lord, how should you find work here?
What led you to these parts?"
Mildred Kearney parried her ques-
lions. She led her to believe that
they had relatives In the neighbor-
hood. She would not go to them in
her present condition, she said. They
wanted to earn a few dollars first.
We'll, now" said the landlords
wife, her heart warming toward them,
"of course there's work to be had.
They're wanting more women for Der
ry-picking. But, Lord, it's Syrians,
and Italians that they want, not Amer
lean women. However, l guess Tim
Phillips, the boss, will give you a job
up to Squire Lathrop's, If you ask him.
They went to Tim, and the foreman
looked at them doubtfully. Sure,
you can start in tomorrow II you
think it won't be too hard for you" he
said with a grin. There's acres OF
strawberries to be picked, and heaven
knows the berries are rotting on the
vines for lack of helpers
In the morning the mother and
daughter came with their big baskets
All day they toiled happily side BY
side, and each had made considerably
over a dollar by evening.
1t was Just sunset when young
man came riding by on white horse
He stopped and looked at them.
That's a good basketful, ne saic
to Ruth.
1--WE hope so, sir" said the mother
The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1916-06-20
ruth
By EDITH MILLS HUTCHINSON

It was three weeks since liz -
ney mad died, leaving a wife ana
elsnteen-year-old daughter. and Mi
ored kearney had begun to realize lie
for the first time. ''ie
For the first time since she had run
away from her fathers house IN Cor.
necticut. to become the wife of a was
trei twenty years before. Those bod
Deen bitter years. when her husband's
gambling and unfaithfuIness had made
all the future hopeless. Jim baS
drunk, too, but he had not been a..
lively unkind to the sweet-faced Girl
Oh breeding which. instinctively recoe.
nizing, he had not had the wit IN en-.
oeavor to utilize for his own un,ift
Jim Kearney was a bad lot and he
made his wife and child wretched
But at length he had come IN see
the fruitlessness of his life. the inn.
possibility of his dream Of elusive
millions. He had bought a farm IN
tne Northwest, and died there. leav.
Ing the place unpaid for and every.
thing mcrtgaged.
That was the situation that con.
ronted the women. II was after
three weeks that Mildred Kearney
lifted up her voice to Ruth.
I'm going back, DEAR" she said.
I'm going to Connecticut, where 1
was born. I'm not fit for life here. I
want a little place with hills and val
leys. and the sight of brook, where
l can spend my last days"
"Grandfather's dead" said Ruth.
You know that letter cut us out OF
his money. He never forgave. His
son will never forgive. It isn't as if
Harold was your brother. A half
brothers different. It's no use going
to him.
I'm going" answered the mother
I'll work, maybe. only want a place
The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1916-06-20
! KIDNEYS ACT
BAD TAKE SALTS
= Bsekachs is o Sign you have BEEN
ssting too much meat which
forms uric acid

~, Won wake up with baeiraehe and
n ,s;sery in the kidney region it gen.
IN means you have been eating too
i meat, says a well-known authority
=. forms uric acid which overworks
4 t;aneys in their effort to filter IL
I, The blood and they become sort Of
,slvyed and logg. When your kidneys
sIucgish and clog you must relieve
n Ike you relieve your bowels; re-
20 all the bodys urinous waste,
v1u have backache, sick headache,
n spells; your stomach sours tongue
sa.tsd. and when the weather is bad
z have rheumatic twinges. The urine
.,oudy. full Of sediment, channels often
ora water scalds and you are Obliged
II relief two or three times during
nght
Ethsr consult q good, reliable physi-
81 1t once or get from your pharmacist
nj four ounces of Jad Salts; take
| tablespoonful in q glass of water
ksore breakfast for q few days and your
1ueyv will then act fine. This famous
N q made from the acid of grapes
q lemon juice, combined with hthia,
e has been used for generations to
a and stimulate sluggish kidneys,
q to nntralize acids in The urine 90 It
Iou@r initiates. thus ending bladder
n.knAss. 49,
& Jad Salts is q life saver for regular
AZ eaters. Il ID inexpensive, cannot
iure and makes o delightful, effer-
usns lithiA-wateR drink.
The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1916-06-20

sAn Of Ins r.saIsr.

An doctors do not practice the FAITH
cure, though most Of them heal By
touch. Even doctors have % I've
soaehow.-Exchange
The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1916-06-20
~. Hlm Think IA Ola.

DO you fesl that you are called on
- DO something for your fellow
RGar' asked the indefatigable philan-
thrOpist 7 don't know whether am
o. not" answered the practical man,
hut the unanimity with which my
feIlowmen seem to expect It some
times makes me think that I am
Birmingham Age-Herald.
The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1916-06-20
Good Enouch.

DO ynu think you can support my
daughter in the style to which she
has become accustomed?" "No, sir,
but ! think : can support her in the
style to which her mother had 70 b.
come accustomed when she got mar.
RED
The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1916-06-20
Fools.

There is a fool born every minute,
and it seems that few Of them die.
The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1916-06-20
pser satisfaction.

Aftsr trying all the sdvice she
could read how to reduce, all the SAT
isfaction Miss Hortense MeGhee got
was to have her friends look her over
ana say. How thin you're getting
dear. Aren't you feeling wells
The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1916-06-20
Iunt the Thing.

Parke-"You know. wish had
some real occupation that ! knew was
going to take Up a large part Of ny
time for the rest OF my life. Lane
why don't you start lawsuit in New
k?n-Lffe.
The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1916-06-20
aaornt of sunerIorItY.

A mountain woman says the reason
Why we-uns knows so much more than
you-uns is because We can't READ 30
much. So we think more.-W. A
Bradley, in Harper's Magazine.
The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1916-06-20
Murt liavs oblert b AZ.

Life without pursuit ia q vague and
Ianguid thing Bacon.
The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1916-06-20
s,rona Tsnntatlon.

When a man has an idea that the
weight Of the world rests on his shoul
ders he is AMIDST invariably tempted
to i'ek. regardless Of the risk Of -
set bis precious luggage.