Denver labor bulletin., 1916-07-29
Mouie Operators
(By George W. Thomas.)

Brinker of Local are death upon ice
cream cones. They have a beaten path
from the stage entrance of the Denham
to the drug store. 1t is ice cream cone
between every act, boys.
Brother Campiglia spends about three
days week at the Berkeley bathing
beach. So far this season he has failed
to rescue anyone from drowning, as he
never goes in the water. A fellow in
his right mind and with a shape like
Jeans would stay in the water forever.
Brother Schwartz tells us that he will
subscribe for The Bulletin. He likes to
look at the pictures.
Brother Janacio is sure some projec-
tion operator But he can strip gears
on an auto much easier.
Brother Roegner is jealous of the girls
in the diving act at the Empress. He
would like to take a swim himself
Has any one seen anthing of Brother
II. H Thomas. The boys miss his old
familiar face.
OF course We don't want the boys to
tell Brother Barton's wife, but he was
seen on a Pearl street car sometime ago
with charming young lady.
Brother Coressell, otherwise known as
Motorcycle Mike, enjoys taking an oc-
casional dip at Washington park.
Brother Bumstead is still living a
single life. Present Indications are that
it will not be for long.
Brothers Mayer and Mudd at Cheyenne
seem to be getting along fine. They are
doing all in their power to unionize all
the picture houses there.
Brother Dugard is still guarding the
reel at the Mutual during the wee hours
of the morning.
Brother Fred tells us that he will
split all of his wooden money with the
boys.
Brother Murdock wants to know how
he could tell if he didn't know.
Brother jap Morgan tells us that mar
ried life is fine. Ask him, he ought TO
know.
The boys would like to know what
high places Brothers Melton and Melton
hit when the Petersburg Inn was raided-
Brother Risheill was seen in a jewelry
store the other day, where he purchased
plain gold band ring.
Brother Ed Davis is working relief at
the Plaza. Well, Eddie, do you prefer
operating to carrying a hundred pounds
of ice upon your shoulder?
Brother Klndt, one OF our new mem
bers, was seen taking life easy in front
of a hotel at Thirteenth and Broadway.
a
ident Don't say damn" boys, he will
fine you a dime if you do.
Now we must say few words about
our dear Brother Pat Malloy. 1t must
be rather hot weather to wash your own
socks. Pat Why not take a hunch.
Brother Artie John, 230's handsome op
orator, is a very busy man these days.
So girls, if you want to see him, his
new address is the Rialto theater.
Just a tip to Brother Swanson. When
YOU have YOUR laundry done, take it to
the Westminster; otherwise, you know,
-S$S
Brother Stewart, why 50 quiet. Of
course we know that you are at the
Princess, but make little noise and
let the boys know you are in town.
At our last meeting we took into our
fold, one II. II. Pierce. So boys, don't
fail to get acquainted with him
Brother II. j. Brady must have soaked
his motorbilie, as it has not been seen
for the last few days.
Has anyone seen anything of the local
pest? The Hon. Brother II. c. Keyes.
Brother Sweeney still INDUCES in nom
intoxicating beverages.
From present indications the chances
of our candidate going to the worlds
series baseball games are very bright.
So, boys. get behind Red and push. Have
all of your friends vote for Brother J.
ID. Dunn.
Brother Boyd is now a man Of leisure.
His only duties are to inspect the side
walk for Street and Walker.
Well, boys, Labor day is coming. Are
we going after prize? The writer
wishes to apoligize for this writeup, but
the other columns of this paper are much
better.
Try a Principe de Lees cigar for an
after dinner smoke. Union made.-Adv.