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El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1916-07-17

H, Uncle Wiggilyi Uncle Wig
giIy," called Jillie Longtail.
~ the little mousie girl, one day,
as she scampered up on the front porch
of the hollow stump farm house. where
the rabbit gentleman lived with Nurse
Jane Fuzzy Wuzzy, the muskrat lady.
''Oh. something terrible has happened.'
You don't say sol" exclaimed the
bunny uncle, and he was in such a
hurry to get up aDd see what was the
matter that he forgot his red. white
and blue striped rheumatism crutch.
and nearly slipped down the steps.
w hat has happened he asked.
-'Oq- "A whole lot of cows are in your
corn corn. ileIe; ana they re eating an the
ears said Jillie. and she was so eN-
cited that she talked Just like a piece
Of cottage pudding.
Cows in my cornt" cried the rabbit
gentleman That must never be Whose
cows are they?"
7 think they belong to Mothe-
Goose, answered the little mouse girl,
but I'm not sure"
Well well go see spoke, Uncle
W1Ggily Mother Goose wouldn't let
her cows 20 in my corn on purpose. If
she knew it. 1 think there mus be
some mistake"
So the rabbit gentleman hurried off
TO the corn field. and there. surely
enough. were the horned creatures eat
ing away as nicely as you please And
Little Boy Blue was not in sight to
blow them away with his horn
on. my dear cows" cried the bunny
uncle, You ought not come into my
corn field You viii spoil that part
OF my farm. Pray tell how you got
here.
There was no fence to keep US out"
said the spotted COW. and so We
thought OF course that il was all right
for US TO come in We are sorry if We
did harm.
Well you haven't done so verp-
much, said Uncle Wiggily kindly.
but. Of course. I shall have to ask you
TO go And. when the corn is more
ripe I'll give you all YOU want
Then the cows. quite sorry they had
trampeled-dOwn the bunny gentleman's
corn even a little. went on to other
green fields TO eat the grass
We'll. now TO see how those cows
got in my corn" spoke the bunny gen
tleman AS he hoped along. And. when
he came 10 the fence. he saw that. in
deed. II was all down The wind had
blown IL over.
4 shall have To make a new fence"
said Uncle Wiggily- Il must cut some
fence rails and put them around my
corn so the cows VIII not get into it.
III go back to my hollow stump farm
house, get an axe, and split some fence
rails
It was not long after this before the
bunny uncle was in the woods on the
edge of his farm. cutting out the rails
that could afterward be strung out
into a fence.
u don't believe, after I get this
fence made good and strong, that any
cows VIII get in my corn" spoke Mr..
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1916-07-17
A. P. PERRY in JAIL AGAIN
ON CHARGE OF VAGRANCY

4 T. Perry. alias T. l. Deal. arrested
Saturday morning on a charge of va
grancy was given a fine of s25 TO serve
out in the city Jail by judge Charles
Pollock.
Perry. who was an occupant OF the
Jail at the time OF the fire horror in
March. recently petitiOned the city
council for $4,000 claiming that he
sustained permanent injuries as a re-
suit Of the gasoline explosion. although
said to be hut slightly burned on the
foot lie is alleged TO be addicted to the
morphine habit.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1916-07-17
NEMlyNOIESSt 1NtnTELAND
1 6TDAISTDEAN ~

LL"HE FOOLS GAME" a Horsley-
Mutual photoplsy - be re-
leased soon. presents Crane
Wilbur in what Is said TO be \ power
ful role There are nut TWO other prin-
cipals in the cast. Mae CASTOR and
John Oaker. and with Mr.. Wilbur they
enact this story.
\ middle aged millionaire returns to
his home unexpectedly one night 10
find his wife in the embrace Of a man
whom be believed TO be his friend.
Acting upon the theory that enforced
familiarity breeds contempt. he locks
their wrists together with a pair OF
handouts and drives them under the
lash of a whip 10 a secluded spot in
the mountains. leaving them 10 the con-
sequences Of their wrong doing Mr..
Wilbur is seen as the millionaire
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1916-07-17
Beauty Chats
For Those Needing Hips

NOWADAYS VIZ wEAR HIPS. The new
fashions, and the promise Of the
newer styles, for fall, show the shape
OF the hips quite plainly. So it be-
hooves the woman who has sup
pressed hers beyond recognition or
her sister who has allowed hers to
grow beyond proper limits, to find
some way of attaining perfect meas
urements.
Fashion was kindly enough. We
had a period Of gowns without
waists, following the hipless craze.
then We wore gauzy skirts stuck out
above the knees with crinoline.
There have been many intervening
months to produce the desired shape.
So here is our friend DR.. Mueller
exercise for that.
Stand on one foot on small has
sock, on. say, the right foot, with
the left hanging. Support yourself
by holding firmly TO the back of a
chair or table. Swing the left leg
back and forth sixteen times In short,
vigorous kicks. Finish the sixteen
by three long kicks. as far out in
front and in back as you can. Turn,
letting the right leg hang. and repeat
the sixteen kicks with this one.
Simple enough, isn't 1t? II you
really wish to own a beautiful skin
and figure, follow this exercise course
straight through-hrst, the deep
breaths, then the trunk circle, then
the leg-swinging. There are more to
come-each takes less than a mo-
ment-and the combination will bene-
fit you wonderfully. Even these two
exercises, done every day, will pro-
duce a slender figure, curved hips,
flexible waist.
Do not expect immediate results.
Patience is half the cure always.
These exercises will rouse your blood
and fiex your muscles-that is all
any woman needs for health and
looks.
Questions and Answers
fried the tonic you odrised. and think
10 IS beneftin0 my heir. At least, there IS
not so much dGndTtlf, but the ends stiH
crack, and 70 does not Improve as fast as
I 10ish. Is there something could DO to
hurry It up bftf You may dnst0eT this
~ the column, signing my initials, please.
E. 2
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1916-07-17

EST AM delighted TO inform you. Mr..
Il surgeon besmingly. that my
operation on you for inverted gizzo-
ducts has been entirely successful. and
you are now free to leave the hospital
That is to say. you would be free to
leave the hospital II by a slight mis-
understanding I had not forgotten to
remove my theroscutic. scissors when
I sewed you up. I fear another slight
operation will be necessary. No charge,
Of course
pleasure, I'm sure" murmured
Skigwags. who was an extremely po-
lite patient But at heart ne didn't like
the idea al all
Two days later Dr. Fishack came in
to inform Skigwags that he was again
cured
That is to say" he smiled "you
would be cured if. owing to an unfor-
tunate oversight. 7 had not forgotten
to remove my revolving fOrcips from
your interior 7 think 7 know exactly
where 10 put my finger on II. though
right behind your Franc Prussian
gland No charge. OF course"
That operation was also successful.
and just as SkiEwags all packed to
leave. he heard the famous surgeon in
quiring outside the door. Has anybody
seen my rainCoatz"
Skigwags went out via the nearest
window. which luckily was only tlair-
teen stories above the ground but in
sisted on being taken TO some other
hospital 10 have his limb set
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1916-07-17
HOROSCOPE.

4 CCORDING to astrology. this is a
"a day in which to exercise caution
- - Although Venus and Mercury are
friendly early in the morning. Satrun,
the sun, Neptune and Jupiter are ad-
verse.
While publicity has 4 fortunate sign,
it should be most effective in the
morning, at which time meetings as
well as newspapers are well guided.
Mars is in place that BODIES ILL., A
battle or riot is indicated
Neptune is ready TO warn OF treach-
cry and deceit This may apply to
politics or war
It is an unlucky rule under which to
seek cooperation or support. Candi-
dates should he weary while this con-
figuration prevails
Financial transactions are not fav-
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1916-07-17

If you 10ant the fashionable figure
this fdH, look to your hips
pun. Use your tonic and a vigorous mas
sage every night-if in two months Won
do not notice new hairs coming write me
again.
VII you tell ne GOOD s1totIui TO use
on the facet And tohdt color q Hoht-coBt-
PleTiored person t0ith q PINK sort Of skin
tUoNld tGkeF-R. S.
RepIy-Don't use talcum on the face
use rice powder. White or very pale flesh
tint is best for you.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1916-07-17
Thomas AIeighan.

This Young actor. who il seen in Par
amount pictures. II gaining steadily in
popularity. His latest appearance was
in The Dupe,~ with BIRnehe sweet.
of God" in which he appears as a
young French naval lieutenant. The
picture. however. is not of war times.
Supporting him are Francelia Billing
ton and Elsie Jane Wilson. Henley.
who was formerly Al the eastern
studios, says he is glad TO be back in
California. and does not regret the
loss OF the bright lights of New York.
He is being directed by Rupert Julian.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1916-07-17
ByEdna Kent Forbes

Rspiy-Evidsntly your hair vas IN 4 bad
way Well. cut II back as far as you can
bob IL II you can: II you are afraid OF
Comments. cut It short enough 20 make q
small knot in back. or 70 fasten under 2
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1916-07-17
QUESTIONS PUT TO
WOULD-BE ACTORS

When actors or actresses join pro-
ducinG company they are given slip
containing these questions. which they
must answer in detail
What we're your early ambitions3
Give history of your youth. What was
YOUR first position What was your
first theatrical position, How did
YOU get it
What important theatrical stars and
companies have YOU worked with
How and when and where did you first
get into pictures? Have ,ou written
scenarios
In what towns and cities are you
well and fsvorsbly known 70 the pub
lic2 What was YOUR great adventure
mot necessarily love affair? are YOU
fond Of sports IF SO. what kind2 Can
horse Ever held any championship OF
any kind9
What are the things in your life
of which YOU are particularly PROUD
Are YOU married. II SO. have YOU any
children? What is your age: Give
dates.
Anything Of further interest con-
corning yourself DO not be bashful
II you are a genius. say so.
William Fsrnum. one or the strong
arm men Of the screen. has said good
bye to the black shirt and pick and
shovel in the gold digsings and has
gone from California 10 New Nork TO
don the silk hat and fun dress of more
elite and less Herculean parts He
has recovered from the severe attack
OF pleurisy he recently suffered
Hobart Henley is playing the lead in
a coming Biuebird feature, The Clique
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1916-07-17
CRY SERVICE CO.-Adv-

We don't keep the best coal and
wood in town. We sell them South
western Fuel and Feed Co. 511 y.
Ochoa st Phone 531.-Adv-
Mexican collections, see Lee Newman
ADV
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1916-07-17
The Daily Novelette,
WARD y.

The fellow who sows his wild oats
doesn't reap any cereal rs breakfast
fOOd.-PrOf Simp-
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1916-07-17

these be mines. trenches or under
ground railways
Persons whose birthdate fl is should
avoid speculation in the coming year
They may have worries. The young
will court and marry
y Children born on this day are likely
TO be clever. well conducted and indus
trious. They have the augury Of good
fortune Copyright. 1915. By the Nc
Clure Newspaper Syndicate)
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1916-07-17
100 Rooms of Solid Comfort

Hotel Savoy. Overland and stanton:
everything new. strictly modern; can't
be beat for price: $3.50 week up.-AdY.
When you connect with $500 you have
used your Telephone TO best advantage.
Autos, Taxis and Limousines, night or
day
Baggage too
CITY SERNIrE rO-Adr
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1916-07-17
Hamburger Loaf
By CONSTANCE CLARKE.

HAMBURGER pable cup crumbs and two we'll
" dish for luncheon served beaten mix
with brown and mashed shape into
tatoeS egg and bread crumbs put q
Put three
with four salt and bake
chopper add minutes
small chopped
seasoning pepper, one
Tomorrow-Virginia Green Corn Pudding.
DternauO Service
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1916-07-17

Copyright. 1916. By international News Service.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1916-07-17

'O-H10rrOw-Virginia Green Corn Pudding.
The Detroit times., 1916-07-25

First, the habit OF drinking plenty
Of water between meals. Second
Tho habit OF eating regular
amount at regular times
The midday rest and luach period
OF the sedentary worker should also
include some form OF exercise In the
open. This does not mean gymnas-
tics or other form OF strenuous
physical e1ertlon. but sufficient bod.
lily movement 10 improve the cir.
culation. cause deeper breathing.
and assist oxidation generally
''Bracers" are harmful. This ap-
plies 20 the excessive use OF tea and
coffee as well as alcoholic beverages
While for a short time any one Of
these helps TO overcome the feeling
% fatigue experience has shown that
the frequent use OF stimulants Of
any kind TO overcome fatigue very
quickly works serious injury 10 the
body
The Detroit times., 1916-07-25
Back-Firing on Satan.

The pastor Of a church down IN Houston.
Texas, believes in fighting the devil with fire.
Taking for his text This II the llfc," he uses
glass Of beer and shotgun in the pulpit for
purposes OF illustration.
And going a bit further. he offers twoand.
a-half dollar gold piece to any young man and
woman who will demonstrate the strange hold
OF the modern dance" on the church rostrum
each Sabbath Thus far he has had no takers
but Is reported stll hopeful.
This pastor may be on the right track; at any
rate, OVERLOOKING congregations seem to sus-
tain such theory
Billy Sunday uses the fire and birthstone
method with success and there's no good reason
why Billy should have monopoly.
But II the shade OF old John Wesley happened
to stray into that Houston meeting house some
Sabbath morn, to see a stein OF beer and shot.
gun on the pulpit while a couple Of young folks
bunny Rugged 20 ragtlme tune on the pipe
organ. we fear. we sadly fear. tho pastors pass
thro' the pearly gates would be cancelled without
warning
The Detroit times., 1916-07-25

secured by a high tax rate, is not an OF
Tense within the established rules OF effi-
cheney for governments.
Inefficiency in the use Of tax money
can be established only by proof given
you that said money has been wasted
you, of the jury, TO determine according
TO the facts, when they have been SUD
mitted, whether il has been wasted.
A high tax rate is not in itself con-
demnatory fact, particularly in city eN-
periencing rapid expansion.
Abuse of the public money, proven. Is a
condemnatory fact, and the complaining
witness bill of particulars must be pre-
pared with this in mind.
The same reasoning must be applied
70 the charge implied in the complain
ants comment that Detroit should have
"a police commissioner and not a police
omsSioner."
The jury must have the specific
charges for its direction in forming an
intelligent conclusion as TO what the COM
planning witness own code Of municipal
morals would demand
BY the same token, the defense en-
tered by the accused must be removed
from generalities, and the promise of
more efficiency, to remedy mistakes
made, be accompanied. also, with bill of
particulars.
The Detroit times., 1916-07-25

tient. and. while he IS still affected,
insists that he is completely well,
in this case too Time will grant
the loan. and the complaint may Be
shaken OF: but lifelong weakness
and chronic mischief will be the in
terest paid upon II. o..
Such Is Times usury. and all
who cannot wait ara It's victims
There is no more thriftless proceed
ing than 10 try to mend the meas
ured pace OF Time BE careful. then,
not 10 become It's debtor"
This is an elaboration OF a truth
so familiar that people are apt 20
hold IL in contempt, particularly In
these strenuous days OF competition
More men, al an early age OF life,
are amassing wealth today than was
ever the case before. But also
more men are falling victims 10 de
generative diseases which are known
20 be a direct result OF over-rapid
living.
At all ages Of life, for that mat
ter, a tendency TO make abnormal
demands on time Is much In evil
dence. Business activities, social
engagements. are multiplied out OF
all reason.
Success. pleasure. may thus be-
gained. Alas. the interest that has
TO be paid.
Too often II is exacted in terms
OF complete physical or mental col
lapse-heart failures. apoplexles,
nervous breakdowns.
Men should work and men should
play. they should work hard and
they should play hard. But always
without feverish impotence, reck-
less overstrain.
Impotence. worry, overstrain--
these are the things that put us a.
the mercy OF Time the Insurer
The Detroit times., 1916-07-25
A Poem a Day
WONDER WENT


As some child perched upon a hillock
In wondsrment beside the summer
sea
so I upon my .pirl, hllock smile
A vsSrani fancics wander here to
I. too, look out upon boundiess
main.
tn. sea % life. whose rythn!e sbb
Sings 20 me here. az times 40 sweet
Then comes waiiIng chord o, IN
spent woe.
The blue. ne blue. the spirits won
Thai hack reflects the sof,-toned
azure sky.
The hue to longest hold our childish
hearts.
And Keep US asking the All Father
why
So Ike The child. why. God. i-s thus
and so.
what means the song that ever
Now 80 triumphant. now 50 like =
dirRc
From out that houndless tide. hu.
man!ty7
Al times the tempests lash Il into
The .caim but follows In n deeper
blue
Here on my hilIock 40 I wonder stlll
Ard. fnit". try so hard 20 think n
through
n. ~ tho last my questioning at
rest.
7 shall have caught his tenderness
IN song
I shall be glad I shared the wonder
w~ut
OF love and work and play and
tears and wrong.
Flora ghufNit Rivola. IN SPRING
field Mass. Republican.
The Detroit times., 1916-07-25
The Daily Reminder
TopAY,s ANNIynRsARiEs

iTbs-rhs French surrendered Fort
Niagara to the English.
lSI--Battle OF Bridgewaten or
Lundy.s Lane, csnsdH 1ne Of The
isi6--A patent WAS granted TO Cy-
rus shepherd and J. Thorpe. OF Taun-
ton. Mass. for an upright power
is2l-Cornerstons laid for the rrst
Roman Catholic church In Brooklyn.
= i SIR sam, T G91l.r'ds.; famous
isis1Loa!s Bon.p.r,,, eI-Kins of
Holland and father OF Napoleon III,
a'cd l., az :, L,skh0rn' Italy Born at
mi.siOned general OF the United
is7o-Th. King Of Prussia Issued a
PROCLAMATION Hromislns as results %
p pee ana tn. ile.r,s ana un aHs"O Of
Germany,
IsTS-British parliament voted tho
Duke of Connaught $50, 900 q year on
hts marriage with Princes Louise
lS9l-smok.less powder was used
for the nrst time In this country In
experiment.. a. SANDY Hook. n y.
iS91--hos,llities began between
isG-Jspan assumed control OF
Kor..
lsoI-JapAn assumed control or
ONE YEAR AGO TODAY IN THE
Russisns began preparations for
cyscuating warsaw ~
American steamship LeslAnaw sunk
by German submarine on the coast
British took town of Nasiriy.h. on
me Euphratss. after 'helllns by
gunooat
Austrisns gained important strn-
''S'c position south OF Rokal. In
northern oalieia. on eastern bank OF
roDAY's BIRTHDAYS.
Y, Hon. Arthur J Bslfour. former
British premier born In Scotland. ss
Duke ~ RoxburEhe. who married
M!ss May Goelet. 81 New York CITY,
born ~ years ago today
David HelascO. celebrated drama
list and theatrical manager born In
So Francisco. s., years ago today
Frank J. Sprssue. noted electrical
.n,S,necr ard member Ok, the 49,!
Conn. 50 years ago today
Nat g GOODWIN. one - America =
most popular actors. born In Boston,
Andrew Mack. noted FOR his stage
impersonations OF romantic Irish
ehtract"rs. born In Boston, 50 years
ago today.
John n T~ner former governor
OF PenuEyiVRu.a and now president ~
'he National Baseball league, born
n County Tyrone. Ireland 50 years
ago today
William g. Mcdonald. governor -
Nrw Mexico. born a. JordauVille, y
s. So years ago today
William 9 peNille. author % sew
eral successful plays horn al Wash
,ngton y e.. 80 years ago today
Wills Grrenleat ca'drrwoot. who
. delivered the address ~ welcome At
( the recent prohibition national CON
, vsntion. born In Dodge county, Wis,
{ so years AEu today
The Detroit times., 1916-07-25
Pointed Paragraphs

But the waste basket Is often
mightier than the pen
No girl appreciates a lover who is
unable 10 hold his own
Don't forget TO pull down the
blinds n you live in glass house
He who would enjoy the music
OF tho band must keep up with the
procession.
lt's usually the almony he has 10
pay that causes a man 10 figure IN
divorce suit
n all the good had not died young
there would be a lot Of cranky old
people on earth today.
IT'S we'll enough TO put your trust
in Providence. but It's unwise TO 20
around looking for holes for Provi.
dence 10 pull you out OF.
The Detroit times., 1916-07-25
Work As An End

How much happier humanity
would be II work. Instead " being
means Of existence, were is end.
But in order that this marvellous
change may come about, all man.
kind must follow the example OF the
artist, or better yet. become artists
themselves. FOR the word artist"
In Sc widest acceptation means 10
me the man who takes pleasure in
what he does. So II would be de-
sirable that there be artists in all
trades: artist carpenters. happy In
skillfully raising beam and cornlce;
artist masonF. spreading The plaster
with pleasure; artist carriers. proud
Of caring for their horses and OF
not running over those I'm the
streets. Artists set an example 10
the rest OF the world which might
be marvelously fruitful.--Rodin.
The Detroit times., 1916-07-25
Give Baby Fighting Chance

Keep COO, don't get 80 hot. We
say 20 an angry man. thus showing
ne know tho relation between ten
perature and temper. And We take
It for granted that children are go
Ing 20 get cross In hot weather
They do. bat II is usually some
adults fault
When children naturally and joy
fully take a cold bath under the
hose they are scolded. When they
take OF their shoes and paddle in a
puddle they are punished But they
are only reducing their temperature
iustinctlve.y They are only dol -
for themselves in the easiest way
what their guardians should manage
in a better way-!f they can ind
one.
In July the demand for little white
collins Is heavier than in any other
month OF the year. Hundreds would
not be required II parents would
take care 20 meet the temperature
half way. Put away the notion that
An open window means a draft.
Don't no afraid that n YOU take on
tho chIldren's petticoats they are
going 10 take cold Unless they are
already below normal physically,
and ready 20 catch anything. the
children will have a hard time tax
ing cold when the thermometer
climbs above 30
Make r. a rule that they may go
barcfoo, IN tho hottest hours % the
DAY. Put on sandals n the premises
are rot assuredly rakcd nail clean.
Let the small folks. even baby fave
plenty OF cool, but not iced water.
The offensive is supposed 20 have
the advantage IN any battle Meet
the heat half way Toledo News.
Bee.
The Detroit times., 1916-07-25

and clog the organs which help 20
eliminate waste material and poi.
sons. Owing 10 the little exercise
which the abdominal muscles OF the
average once man get he IL par
ticularIy liable 10 a break down In
health because OF improper elm.
nation OF waste food products.
Mea. once a day Is SUFFICIENT The
midday meal should be light but
wholesome. Fruit, vegetables, sal
ads, whole wheat. graham or bran
bread should constitute an import
ant part OF the diet
Two habits should be 9ormsd