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The Spectator., 1916-03-17

Affection can withstand very se- were storms of rigor but not long polar frost of indifference.-Scott.
The Spectator., 1916-03-17

For infamed sore eyes apply Han lords Balsam lightly to the closed lids. It should relieve in five minutes. Adv
The Spectator., 1916-03-17

If was said at the White House that the American government wants NlIla dead or alive and that no steps will be neglected to carry out that objact. In a report Gen. Funston told tEe war department he had accurate ln- formation that Villa had 5000 troops with him, that Carranza troops III thls vicinity had fled, and advised agalnsI "frittering away the time of the arm! guarding small towns" while Villa might have an opportunity to escape He advised that the plans or the army for Villas capture be surrounu- ed with secrecy for the sake or lhelr success. .,
 At the cabinet meeting the posslbll- ,tv was considered that some Carran- ga followers would join Villa on the assumption that the United states was invading Mexico. but the preSi, dent felt convinced that Carranza ana the Mexican people could be made to ,rderstand that the United States had m idea of impairing the soverelSnt! of their country. Strong language was used in the cabinet meeting Tn oenuh- citation of Villas acts.
 The House foreign affairs commit tee was called together at the request of the president, and Chairman floou explained why the president did not feel that it was necessary to ask the consent of congress before taking ms action.
 General Staff Meets.
 At the same time the president sum moned Chairman Stone of the Senate foreign relations committee to the White House to lay the situation be- fore him fully for the information or senators.
 Secretary Baker called the general staff in session to perfect plans TOT inc expedition. Gen. Funston was asked for any recommendations. It was indicated that movements would he made from several points on the border at the same time.
 Former Secretary Garrison came to Washington and called at the war de- nartment for a conference with his successor, Secretary Baker. Mir Gar rison offered his services to the ad' ministration in the emergency, and is expected to remain to assist MT. Baker for the present, at least.
 No orders have been issued to the navy, but it was considered probable that some of the Atlantic fleet might be placed in Mexican waters to be near if Americans in coast towns were endangered by anti-American demonstrations.
 The government is reluctant to make any naval demonstration that might be construed as against Gen. CarranZa.
 Some officials suggest offering re- ward for Villas capture, but it was decided at once that the United States had better send troops to catch him.
 Representative Miller Republican,
The Spectator., 1916-03-17

There is a better half in every we'd ding-but the best man doesn't get her
The Spectator., 1916-03-17

For bruises use Hanford's Balsam. Adv.
The Spectator., 1916-03-17

Time isn't always money to the man who does credit business.
The Spectator., 1916-03-17

The naughty schoolboy is always glad when he sees the teacher law down the rule
The Spectator., 1916-03-17

Every man claims to consider both sides of question; but no man does quite.
The Spectator., 1916-03-17

Not Gray Hairs but Tired Eyes make us look older than we are. Keep your Eyes young and you will look young. After the Movies Murine Your Eyes. Don't tell your age. Murine Eye Remedy Co {. Chicago. Sends Eye Book on request.
The Spectator., 1916-03-17

Throw Off Colds and Prevent Grip. When you feel cold coming on take LAXA. TIVE PROMO QUININH. It removes cause oi Colds and Grip. Only One "BROMO QuINISH. B. ". GROVES signature on box. 25c.
The Spectator., 1916-03-17

quite.
The Yale expositor. (Yale, St. Clair County, Mich.) 1894-current, 1916-11-16
GREAT ACTOR ON HIS DIGNITY
Richard Mansfeld's Rebuke to Subor-
dinate Who Spoke Lightly of
Theatrical Production.

With reference to fine discrimina-
ton in the use of the well-known Eng
lish language, it is possible TO overdo
the thing.
Diving into the trunk of recollections
for the suitable illustration TO adorn
this remark and point the moral, we
find it in Richard Mansfield's occupan-
cy of the Garrick theater in New York
days of hilarity on that stage.
To Mansfield this theater was a tenn
Pile. He tolerated no lightly spoken
references to it. One day, when an
attache reported, Mansfield gave in
structions and started for his dressing
room.
"I'll see you after the show" said
the business lieutenant I'm parting.
"'After the showT" repeated the
actor-manager, with dignity. Are we
acrobats?'
after the performance" replied his
associate, humbly.
""The performance exclaimed
Mansfield. Are we ants?"
Pm very sorry" mumbled the
crushed manager; I'll see you after the
play, sir"
81 shall be pleased to see you then,
answered Mansfield.
The Yale expositor. (Yale, St. Clair County, Mich.) 1894-current, 1916-11-16
The Wooden Cross.

Writing to a student at Yale, men,
Der OF the American ambulance corps
In France says: 1.-TWO of the Ameri-
can aviators have gotten the wooden
cross in the past week. We have just
heard that Bill Thaw, ex-Yale 10,
was killed few days ago. 1t did not
come out in the papers"
There is the iron cross of the first
class, and the iron cross OF the second
class, the Victoria cross. the cross OF
the Legion of Honor-all of those are
decorations given by the war chiefs OF
Europe. But the wooden cross"-that
costs more than all others. That Is
the decoration given by Moloch.-Chat.
tanooga News.
The Yale expositor. (Yale, St. Clair County, Mich.) 1894-current, 1916-11-16
ALL ILLS CURED BY WALKING
That Is the Belief Of New York Pro-
fessor, Who Covers 500 Miles,
Month.

Prof. Charles Gray Shaw, head Of
the department of philosophy of New
York university, who has just complet-
ed a walk from Philadelphia to New
York, ninety miles, in little less than
"a hours, recommends walking as a
panacea for all ills, mental and physi-
cal, New York correspondent of the
Pittsburgh Dispatch writes. During
the last three months he has walked,
altogether, 1,600 miles, an average of
more than 500 miles month. A little
journey of 30 or 40 miles day he con-
siders q mere nothing, trot around
the block. And for regaining mental
poise, calming distraught nerves, exter-
minating worry, there is nothing, take
1t from the professor, equal to good
long walk. He belongs to the peripa-
tetic school of philosophy. walking
is the most valuable exercise in the
world" he said. "Also it is the cheap
est. 1t is one of the best ways know
of cheating the doctor and the under
taker. Walking, in the first place,
draws the blood from the head to the
feet. Then, when one walks, there
are so many delightful trivial things
to cajole ones attention away from
oneself; the color and shape of the
clouds, the flowers and the horizon,
the amusing and transitory compan-
ions of the road. And women ought to
walk more, too. Their compilations
and figures would improve If they did
Most people take too short steps and
walk from the knee. The further up
the body the swing comes, the less
strain"
The Yale expositor. (Yale, St. Clair County, Mich.) 1894-current, 1916-11-16
Republicans Demand Recount of Votes in Several
Close and Pivotal States.
RECORD BREAKING INTEREST IN THE NEWS
Entire Nation Kept Suspense While Election Judges of Few
States Counted to the Last Ballot Before Result Was
KnoWn-Soder Vote Factor.

New York, Nov. lion the face of
the returns, unofficial and still incOm-
plete, Woodrow Wilson has been re-
elected president of the United States
with majority of at least eleven in
the electoral college. But the Repub-
licans place a cloud on his title that is
likely TO remain for week or ten
days, and in the meantime the RepVb-
licans are declining to pay their cleo
ton bets.
The situation is extraordinary and
has resulted in days OF nerve-racking
strain for the people of the country.
If the election officials of few remote
precincts In few states know how the
nation has been waiting GREATNESS to
hear from them, they must be swelled
up enormously with a sense of their
importance. For on those few pre-
cincts has depended the nations choice
of its chief executive.
That Mr.. Wilson's victory over Mr..
Hughes will not be conceded without a
recount In the close states, such as Cal
ifOrnia, New Hampshire, New Mexico
and North Dakota, was determined at
conferences of the Republican leaders
here. Chairman Wilcox asserted re-
count would be demanded wherever
the margin of Democratic victory was
so small that comparatively few votes
would turn the scales. He and his as
sociates say they take the position
that there should be no cloud upon Mr.
Wilson's title to the presidency. The
Democrats, for their part. declared
that there must be a recount i'm New
Hampshire, even though the returns
gave the state to Mr.. Wilson.
That the returns are still incomplete
is due to the presence on the border of
the National Guard of a number OF
states. The soldiers are permitted to
vote by mail, their ballots being for
warded TO the auditors of their home
counties, and In Minnesota especially
the vote of the Guardsmen is likely to
cut figure in determining whether the
state goes into the Wilson or the
Hughes column.
Minnesota was as bad as California
In the matter of shifts. and as it's dele
CATION is nearly as large, 1t, too, was
watched with the intensest interest.
Through days and nights of counting.
the race was see-saw, with but a
thousand or so of votes separating the
candidates. Neither side would adj
NIT defeat, and even now both are
awaiting the soldier vote and the Off
cial count.
New Hampshire Surprise.
Perhaps the most surprising of all
the states was New Hampshire. II
alone of all New England failed to give
the Republican candidate substantial
plurality, and for days no one knew
in which column IL would land. The
astonishing closeness of the vote was
shown by the rival claims, three days
after the election, of 100 plurality for
Hughes and 81 for Wilson. In the cir
cumstances il is no wonder that the
managers of both parties should de-
mand a recount.
New Mexico, with three electoral
votes. attracted national attention by
] pls ting itself early In the list of doubt
The Yale expositor. (Yale, St. Clair County, Mich.) 1894-current, 1916-11-16
Drinking of Water
(By V. NJ. PIERCE, NJ. d.

The general conclusions OF the latest
Medical Scientists proves that drink
ing plenty of pure water both between
meals and with ones meals is bene-
fetal to health. 1t has now been prov
en- by means Of the X-rays and actual
tests upon many healthy young men
that the drinking of large amounts of
water 1oith meals is often beneficial.
Therefore If you want to keep healthy
drink plenty of pure water mot Ice
water), both with your meals and be-
tween meals. If you ever suffer from
backache, lumbago, rheumatism, or any
of the symptoms of kidney trouble
such as deep colored urine, sediment
in urine, getting out of bed at night
frequently and other troublesome eff
fects, take little Anuric before meals.
These Anuric Tablets can be obtained
at almost any drug store.
The Yale expositor. (Yale, St. Clair County, Mich.) 1894-current, 1916-11-16
"kldded" the Inspectors.

The other day two sanitary inspec-
tors were making round of the cot
tages in a certain English village. Dur
ing their visit they came to one where
lived three adults. On being admitted,
after waiting about ten minutes, one
Of the inspectors said, angrily:
"How many persons are there in this
house?"
"There are fve," answered the man
Of the house.
"Fiver exclaimed the inspector
"therell have to be two less in IT."
$50 there will when you two get
out" was the sarcastic reply.
The Yale expositor. (Yale, St. Clair County, Mich.) 1894-current, 1916-11-16
A DAGGER
IN THE BACK

That's the woman's dread when she gets
up in the morning to start the days work.
oh! how my back aches" GOLD MED
AL HARLEM Oil Capsules taken today
eases the backache of tomorrow-taken ev-
cry day ends the backache for all time.
Don't delay. What's the use of suffering!
Begin taking GOLD MEDAL HARLEM Oil
Capsules today and be relieved tomorrow.
Take three or four every day and be per-
manently free from wrenching, distressing
back pain. But be sure to get GOLD
MEDAL. Since 1896 GOLD MEDAL
HARLEM Oil has been the National Rem
edy of Holland, the Government OF the
Netherlands having granted special char
ter authorizing its preparation and sale.
The housewife of Holland would almost as
soon be without bread as she would with
out her Real Dutch Drops" as she quaint
ly calls GOLD MEDAL HARLEM Oil Cap
sules. This is the one reason why you
will find the women and children of Hol-
land so sturdy and robust.
GOLD MEDAL are the pure, original
HARLEM Oil Capsules imported direct
from the laboratories in HARLEM, Holland.
But be sure to get GOLD MEDAL. Look
for the name on every box. Sold by relia-
BILE druggists in sealed packages at 25c, SOC
and 800. Money refunded if they do not
help you. Accept only the GOLD MEDAL
All others are limitations. Adv.
The Yale expositor. (Yale, St. Clair County, Mich.) 1894-current, 1916-11-16

full states, and as II soon appeared that
almost every electoral vote would be
vital, the returns from down on the
border were grabbed hot off the wires.
After veering back and forth for days,
New Mexico was definitely placed In
the Wilson column, though there, too,
the presidents margin was so scant
that n basis was afforded for the call
for n recount. A few mistakes dis
covered In the figures of the precinct
officials might well swing the state
over to Hughes.
Wilcox Demands Recount.
On Friday National Chairman WILL
cox Of the Republican party handed
out the following statement:
1.-THE result still depends upon the
vote In few close states. 1t must be
borne in mind that the returns thus
far announced are, in most states, I'M
official, and may be changed by the
official count required by the laws of
those states.
Twice during these unofficial COM
putations yesterday In California mis-
takes In additions were announced
from that state substantially changing
figures previously given.
at is common experience that the
result of the official count almost al
ways varies from the returns first an
nounced.
where the vote is as close as that
reported In several states, ii may well
be that material changes will result
from the official count.
1--WE owe it to the country to take
all necessary steps to see that an ex-
act and honest count of the vote is
| made. When the current seemed TO be
running against Mr.. Wilson on Wednes-
day the Democratic managers an
nounced their intention 10 demand n
recount in every close state.
"All we desire is to make sure that
the vote is counted as cast"
Both sides conceded that no matter
what action might be taken in regard
to recount there was little likelihood
of contest being carried to the house
of representatives as IL was after the
IIayes-Tilden campaign in 1876. Legis-
latiOn enacted In 1887, IL was said.
made the state sovereign In pronounc-
Ing judgment in recount of the pres
inential vote.
How Congress Stands.
Congressional election returns. near
ly completed. assure President Wilson
in the forthcoming administration a
Democratic senate, but with five dis
tricts still undecided, the best that the
Democrats could claim was a plurality
of four votes in the house.
Upon the basis of revised returns
the Democrats have elected 215 mem
hers Of the house and the Republicans
I'll. In addition there have been elect
ed one Independent, one Socialist. one
Progressive and one Progressive Pro-
tectionist.
Four districts In West Virginia. two
Of them nOminally Democratic. and two
Republican. and one district In New
Mexico, are still undecided. II these
districts do not change, the Democrats
will have 217 and the Republicans PA.
plurality OF only three.
The Yale expositor. (Yale, St. Clair County, Mich.) 1894-current, 1916-11-16
To Save Nut Trees.

The Northern Nut Growers asso-
citation is trying to save the fine nut
trees, says a circular just sent out
by the association. The association
was founded few years ago by sur
geon. a family physician, lawyer,
n professor of horticulture and plain
ordinary enthusiast-all tree lovers,
of course. Along with the many 9TH
ers who have Joined them, they have
learned how to graft the nut trees,
and they believe that we would have
orchards worth $500 or more per acre,
If they were composed of trees as good
as the best native trees now growing
wild right here in the United States.
The Yale expositor. (Yale, St. Clair County, Mich.) 1894-current, 1916-11-16
Dissipation and Health.

Here's another neighborhood story
from Columbia, Tenn.
An aged mother, 1t seems, was scold-
ing her oldest son for some of his bad
habits.
"Ain't you 'shamed Of yourself" she
exclaimed, ito be chawin' tobaccer and
smokin' that old pipe? You are Jes'
rulnin' your health"
"But listen, ma" replied her son. 81
am seventy years of age, amt ~
rYes, you Is" admitted the mother,
"but maybe If you didn't chaw an
smoke you'd be ninety now."-Youngs-
town Telegram.
The Yale expositor. (Yale, St. Clair County, Mich.) 1894-current, 1916-11-16
Urban Realty
Mortgage Company
46-48 w. Congress ST., Detroit

and their $50, 500, $500
and $1,000 so GUARAN-
TEED First Mortgage Bond
Certificates. Your banker
will be glad TO investigate
and give you his honest
opinion concerning an in
vestment every 81 of which
is secured by more than 81
of improved, income-pro-
ducing Detroit Real Estate
and in which BOTH PRIN-
cIPAL AND INTEREST are
guaranteed by company
with S2OO,O0O.OO Pald-Up
Capitalize safest, surest
investment that a man or
woman can make.
Write Us for Illustrations,
descriptions and locations Of
these First Mortgage Bond
properties, and other data
concerning Detroit Real Es-
tate Mortgage investments.
The Yale expositor. (Yale, St. Clair County, Mich.) 1894-current, 1916-11-16

u NtEN11I~1INI NHH1NH TT
say that I have been in good health
since and able to do considerable
work at the advanced age of seventy
two. | am glad you induced me to
continue their use at the time, as
am cured.
Dodd's Kidney Pills, 50c per box at
your dealer or Dodds Medicine Co.,
Buffalo, N. Y. Dodds Dyspepsia Tab
let's for indigestion have been proved.
soc per box.-Adv.
The Yale expositor. (Yale, St. Clair County, Mich.) 1894-current, 1916-11-16

fine. 1t is a splendid incidence
MRS. w. Ii. SAVAGE, 500 N. Water
loo Avenue.
Get "FavOrite Prescription" today,
either in liquid or tablet form, from
any dealer in medicines or send DIR.
Pierce, Buffalo, N. Y, 10 cents for
large trial package.
DIR. Pierce's Pleasant Pellets ara
purely vegetable, no calomel.-Adv.
The Yale expositor. (Yale, St. Clair County, Mich.) 1894-current, 1916-11-16
Has Two Hats Now.

81 found such q wonderful bargain, -
said Mrs. Flatter.
"What was it?" asked her husband,
a resident of Back Bay.
"You know / went downtown to buy
hat. Well, just as l got in the store
they put up a sign, All hats at half
pricer
$50 you only had to spend half of
the money you intended"
"Oh, no, l bought two hats instead
of one"
The Yale expositor. (Yale, St. Clair County, Mich.) 1894-current, 1916-11-16
The Housewife on World Politics.

1.-THE war is keeping them all guess
Ing. isn't 1t, Henryi"
yep. Nobody can guess what
Greece is going to do next"
"And it's just the same with butter.
There is no telling how high 1t IS
going."-Des Molnes Register.
The Yale expositor. (Yale, St. Clair County, Mich.) 1894-current, 1916-11-16
Ask Your Banker

Your banker is more in
terested in safeguarding
your interests than you think
he is. He has your inter-
ests very much at heart. He
has the interests of the en-
tire community at heart.
AS you prosper, so does he.
Your banker would far
rather take the trouble TO
investigate your proposed
investment, than to see you
lose. When you lose, it Is
also a loss to your banker
and to the community. Ask
him II II isn't true.
Ask him about the
The Yale expositor. (Yale, St. Clair County, Mich.) 1894-current, 1916-11-16

Dodd's Kidney Pills.
1t is now three
years since l fin
ished taking these
Pills and / have had
no trouble with my
kidneys since. l
was pretty bad for
ten or twelve years
prior TO taking your
The Yale expositor. (Yale, St. Clair County, Mich.) 1894-current, 1916-11-16

@ResuIt in Minnesota, with " votes,
will not be known until soldiers vote
is counted. II is possible that recount
in close states may change the total to
some extent
The Yale expositor. (Yale, St. Clair County, Mich.) 1894-current, 1916-11-16

Many a girl looks to money in a
matrimonial alliance because she is
unable to find anything else worth
having
The Yale expositor. (Yale, St. Clair County, Mich.) 1894-current, 1916-11-16

NOlllO Il ICSNAAP
ton. l was sick
one entire win
ter; / caught cold
and was very
poorly. Two bot
ties of 'Favorite
L REL ION
cured me. L be-
gan to gain in
w e | e h {, IN y
strength ca m o
hack and I fpIf
The Yale expositor. (Yale, St. Clair County, Mich.) 1894-current, 1916-11-16
AN APPREcIATIvE LETTER.

Mr.. NJ. a. Page, osceola, Wis. u1i-
der date of Feb. 16, 1916, writes:
Some years ago / was troubled with
my kidneys and was advised to try
The Yale expositor. (Yale, St. Clair County, Mich.) 1894-current, 1916-11-16

You can't tell what man is until
you argue with him. If his opinions
fail to jibe with yours. he's a crank.
The Yale expositor. (Yale, St. Clair County, Mich.) 1894-current, 1916-11-16

If you would be happy and content
never lend money or borrow trouble.
The Yale expositor. (Yale, St. Clair County, Mich.) 1894-current, 1916-11-16
Losing Game.

I'm sorry asked the girl to clean
the typewriter"
"Why?"
"She took fifteen minutes to clean
the typewriter and two hours to mani
cure her finger nails afterward."
The Yale expositor. (Yale, St. Clair County, Mich.) 1894-current, 1916-11-16
JACKSON NEWSI

Jackson, Mlch.-"When 1 was girl.
my mother gave me DIR. Pierce's Fa-
The Yale expositor. (Yale, St. Clair County, Mich.) 1894-current, 1916-11-16
The DiHerence.

Uncle Ezra-So we've just been down
TO New York. Eben? What's the differ
ence between big town and a little
one?
Uncle Eben-Wal. in n big one the
crowd follows the fire engine to find
out where the fire is, and in little one
the fire engine follows the crowd to
find out where ii is.
The Yale expositor. (Yale, St. Clair County, Mich.) 1894-current, 1916-11-16

Round after round is the way the
pngilist ascends the ladder OF fame.
The Yale expositor. (Yale, St. Clair County, Mich.) 1894-current, 1916-11-16

Ask him about the
The Cordele dispatch. (Cordele, Ga.) 19??-1971, 1916-07-19
TWO BABIES ARE DEAD.

cambridge, July 14.-n the midst
of the rainfall and floods, cambridge
found time to have an infantile paraly-
sis scare. Mrs. T. II. Freeman, of
TAMPA. came from that city in the
midst of the scare they were having to
visit her sister, Mrs NJ l.. Martin,
Of this city. Two of her children were
very i'll and one of them, a baby died
on the train before she could reach
here.
Immediately the rorort was circulat-
ed that the little fellows were suffering
frem the seourge that has developed III
several cities. The city council was
asked TO establish quarantine; but
before doing so they called in the at
tending physician, WHO is one of the
best in this part of the state, and he
pronounced the case colitis and not
al all contagious. Excitement has sub
sided and The community is now griev-
ing with AIRS. Freeman in the loss of
her second child. who died this morn
mg.