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St. Johnsbury Caledonian. [volume] (St. Johnsbury, Vt.) 1867-1919, 1916-11-22
BARNET

H. r. Peck. Correspondent.)
Miss Frances Astle of Littleton haA
been spending several days with Mr..
and Mrs. Ira Albee.
Arthur Robinson OF Lyndonville Wis
tied at John Robinson's Wednesday.
Frank Taylor spent Wednesday at
Franklin Falls, N. II.
Howard Elliott was a st. JohnsbuTy
visitor Wednesday.
Mrs. Elvira Brock returned to her
home in Passumpsic Wednesday, after
visiting relatives in town.
Miss Belle Fairbanks spent Wednes-
day in st. Johnsbury.
St. Johnsbury Caledonian. [volume] (St. Johnsbury, Vt.) 1867-1919, 1916-11-22

Arst prises OF all the prizes won by
the different states is as follows:
Rhode Island and Connecticut fifty,
Maine forty. Massachusetts, thirty.
seven and Vermont thirty-four.
With such a high standing Vermont
apple growers should press on ana
bring the apple industry in their state
to an even more successful condition
than it is at present.
St. Johnsbury Caledonian. [volume] (St. Johnsbury, Vt.) 1867-1919, 1916-11-22

Sherman M. Moulton of Burlington
is fttingly recognized in his appoint
ment as reporter of decisions for the
Supreme Court of Vermont.
St. Johnsbury Caledonian. [volume] (St. Johnsbury, Vt.) 1867-1919, 1916-11-22

The house IN Which Theodore
Roosevelt was born is 20 be torn down
to make way for a business block.
Wonder what will be done with the
dollar contributions made d rev years
ago to purchase the house and pre-
serve it as a historical relic.
St. Johnsbury Caledonian. [volume] (St. Johnsbury, Vt.) 1867-1919, 1916-11-22

Don't forget to feed the birds while
this heavy snow is on the ground. If
you begin to furnish them food now
you will be assured of pleasant little
visitors throughout the long dull win
ter.
St. Johnsbury Caledonian. [volume] (St. Johnsbury, Vt.) 1867-1919, 1916-11-22

All Vermonters will be pleased at
the news that Attorney c. c. Fits OF
Brattleboro is recovering from the Sc
rious operation he recently underwent
Mr.. Fits is one of the men that YER
St. Johnsbury Caledonian. [volume] (St. Johnsbury, Vt.) 1867-1919, 1916-11-22

bank The McIndoes Grange prizes
went to Perley Henry. Robert l..
Warden, Locke Goss. Lois M. Bur.
bank. Mildred Goss and Mary L.
Warden. The West Barnet Grange
prizes went to Burns A. Goss and Mil
dred Goss.
St. Johnsbury Caledonian. [volume] (St. Johnsbury, Vt.) 1867-1919, 1916-11-22

Things indicate that Villa is not
nearly as dead as the American citi-
zens who have fell into his hands since
his reported demise.
St. Johnsbury Caledonian. [volume] (St. Johnsbury, Vt.) 1867-1919, 1916-11-22

Mr.. and Mrs. Ernest Hartahorn @f
Danville visited at w. A. Astle'a on@
day this week.
St. Johnsbury Caledonian. [volume] (St. Johnsbury, Vt.) 1867-1919, 1916-11-22

Lyndon Institute Notes.
Harry Reed and Harold Smith are
on hunting trip.
Mildred Harvey went to her homo
in Passumpsic for the weekend.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1916-02-15
Millinery Dept.

Women's Velvet Shapes
Untrimmed, Children's
Trimmed Hats, Chill
dren's Unrimmed Hats,
Winter Flowers and
Fancy Winter Feathers
for trimming, each. -. &c
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1916-02-15
Housefurnishings

AAOOoCi 0i AiASIIAAASS
Dish Mops, fine cotton,
wooden handle, each. sc
Potato M a S h ers, extra
heavy wire, , for -. sc
Mouse Traps, springs four
ways, @ for &c
Wire Sink Brushes. E. &c
Rat Traps, extra heavy
springs, each ......... &c
Chopping Knives, each. E. &c
Tea Canisters, with hinged
cover ............ SC
Steel Thumb Tacks, 4 doz.
TOR .................9c
Tack Hammers, nickel
plated, each >. SC
Bread Toasters, with wood
en- handle, 3 for ...... Sc
Screw Drivers, different
sizes, each &c
Cups and Saucers, large
size, god decorated, each &c
Dinner Plates to match
SauCerS, each &c
Pie Plates, with green
band, , for SC
Clothes Lines, galvanized
wire, rust proof, SO feet
long sc
Scrub Brushes, rice root, ,
tor ................9c
Coffee Pot, 1 qt., grey
enamel sc
Brass Picture Chains, 80 in.
long, , for sc
Heavy Moulding Hooks,
IS for 49,. SC
Lunch Boxes, brown fibre,
each ................9c
Dust Pans, Japaned, half
covered, round handled,
tdCn ........... &c
Electric Silician Silver Pol
ish, box &c
Lepage's Glue, per bottle. &c
Corn Starch, Calumet
brand, 1 Id. box, , for. &c
Combination Coat and
Trouser Hangers, , for. &c
Knife and Fork Boxes, with
two apartments, each. sc
Folding Coat H Hangers,
nickel plated or oxidized,
each sc
Egg Beaters, Hollis ifnprov-
ed, Dover style, each. &c
Knoblock Bread Toasters,
toaStS four slices at a
time, each &c
Heavy Tin Wash Basin. &c
Colander, 10 inch, tin. sc
Pie Pans, 9 inch, tin. Sc
Oaks and Bread Pans, six
different kinds, , for. &c
Round Graters sc
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1916-02-15

Tea Spoons, made of white
metal, 10 for ....... SC
Knives and Forks, white
metal each sc
Handy Match Boxes, , for &c
Aluminium Ladle, with
aluminium hook handle &c
Aluminium Water Dipper. &c
Aluminium Cake or Pie
Pans &c
Measuring Spoons, meas
ureS Il, Z and full tea
spoon, set of three 80. sc
Aluminium Sugar Shapers,
Measuring Cups, Coffee
PercolatorS, Drinking
-,
wash Board small size. &c
Steel Spiders, Nos. I and 8
size, choice '...''-..9c
Cuspidors, glazed inside
W
Decorated iumDlers' 7 TOT &c
fian0ieo O0lohiai onerOe'S'
Mixing b owl S, brown,
white lined, o and ! inch,
choice -. &c
coI. Pova. with v,ood
h;naaJ ~",,ar ''ii o.
Mirrors, size 7x9 in, with
oak frame &c
cust,rd Guns. brown.
white lined, , for SC
-. n, o ~,
Dili'eT l i"leS' 6dIduo' IN
IC DlSIlCS, 1OdhClS, JdI
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1916-02-15
Hosiery and
Underwear

Women's Hose, black cot
ton and fleece lined, pair &c
Children's Hose, black rib
he'd, 7lso pink and blue,
a. SIZES, pair 49,. &c
Mems Socks, colors grey,
navy, tan, black and
%hite, and split foot, pair SC
Women's Gauze Vests,
slightly Soiled, , for. =. sc
Children's Muslin Waists,
: for ... .... SC
ChildEen's Muslin Drawers,
pair .... ..... &c
Womens Corset Covers,
lace trimmed sc
Sanitary Belts, each. E. =. &c
Children's Knit Caps, each &c
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1916-02-15
Laces and
Embroideries


Enbroideries
Embroidery Edging, , to o
inches wide, regular 1Oc,
12HC and 15C per yard,
al yard .............. SC
Corset Cover Embroidery,
Is inches wide, regular
1Oc and 15c values, yd. SC
Fancy Buttons for dress
trimming, also pearl but
tons, 1Oc, nc and 15c
values, dozen &c
Embroidery Edges, , to 4
inches wide, 5 cvalueS,
, yards for ........... sc
Val Lace Edges, Z to , in.
wide, regular sc per yd.,
, yards for. -. ..... sc
Val Lace Insertions, regu-
lar2c, Sc and &c values,
10 yards for .......... SC
Fancy Dress Trimmings, as
sorted colOrS, regular lOc
and nc values, , ydS. &c
Torchon Laces, 3 inches
wide, suitable for pillow
slips and underwear, ,
yards ............... sc
Veilings, in assorted colorS,
sc value, yard ...... sc
Silk Cord, small size, in col
OrS, ) yards. &c
MILDLY Laces and cords in
assorted colorS, , for. sc
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1916-02-15

:
CEN
S ALE
Art Goods and
Ribbons
Embroidery Flosses in as
sorted shades and num-
berS, six skeinS for. Sc
Belongs Royal Silk Floss
es, in assorted shades,
also Rope fossil SkeinS &c
White o. N. T. Embroidery
Floss, 3 SkeinS. ....... sc
White Coronation Braid,
for fancy work, yd. bolt,
each ............... sc
Tafeta Satin and MORE
Ribbon, 81 in, yd.. &c
Stamped Cotton Huck.
Towels, size 17x27 in,
assorted designs, scallop-
ed ends ........ &c
Stamped Aprons, white, in
assorted patterns, made
of plain and barred
lawn, each ........ Sc
Stamped Pillow Tops, for
embroidery work. 80. Sc
White and Linen Color
Fringe, suitable for pill
low tops, Centerpieces
and ScarfS, yd. SC
Teneriffe DoiIies, Q inch,
with linen centerS, , for
&c, and ~ in. 3 for. F.. &c
Battenberg Thre a d, in
Arabian and white. 3
balls for .............9 &c
Drawn Work Squares, @
inch, at each &c
Indo Twist for all crochet
work, in cream, ecru,
and linen, ball &c
Bucilla Crochet Mercerized
cheting designs on hand
Cotton, ball &c
Midget Cordonnet, for GRO
kerchiefS, balls $500. &c
Bucilla Embroidery Floss,
white, in assorted num-
berS, 5 SkeinS for. &c
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1916-02-15

Owing to limited space we
find it impossible 10 advertise
all of the &c bargains. There
will be great many items on
sale not advertised. Look for
the White Signs with the big
Nine. They tell a story of
great saving.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1916-02-15

Embroidery Edging, , to O
inches wide, regular lOc,
12RC and 15C per yard,
al yard Sc
The Madison journal. (Tallulah, Madison Parish, La.) 1888-current, 1916-11-25
Name GRADING Stations.

WashingtOn.-Div Division of the cOun-
try into 80 districts for admins "a
tion of the federal grain standards
act. which becomes effective Deem
Der /, was announced by the Depart
ment of Agriculture Headquarters Of
the Southwestern districts will b" es-
tablishcd in the following cities which
will have grading stations: St. Louis.
Cairo, H.. Kansas City. Mo. Memphis,
New Orleans, Galveston, Fort Worth.
Oklahoma city. Wichita.
The Madison journal. (Tallulah, Madison Parish, La.) 1888-current, 1916-11-25
Santa Claus To TTOoDS.

Washington. Thousands of socks,
stuffed with Christmas gifts are to be
presented 10 the American troops at
the border and in McNico through the
Red Cross Miss Mabel Boardman.
head Of the organization. said that
chapters throughout the country Will
he asked 10 begin collection OF gifts
Immediately. such articles as candy.
stationary. pipes. tobacco and hand
kerchiefs being preferred. For pur-
chase Of the socks a cash fund will
be solicited
The Madison journal. (Tallulah, Madison Parish, La.) 1888-current, 1916-11-25
DEER ATTACKS RURAL AGENT
Buck Takes Offense at Carriers Calico.
CoIored Bronco and Goes
After Him.

Huntington. Pa Clark Smith, the
oldest rural route agent attached 10
tn" Huntington poStoilicc, met with a
spirited attack from a big buck deer
while on his return trip the other eve
ming, within three miles of this place
\ herd of six does, led by large
buck, had been feeding In a mountain
The Madison journal. (Tallulah, Madison Parish, La.) 1888-current, 1916-11-25

BOLT LIKE SCARED RABBITS


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whole outfit seemed don, for. Nearly
impnrd our of nv skin Looked nj
aorb other and wondered what If vo.
SIN - roof over orr heads thaul,
God
The Madison journal. (Tallulah, Madison Parish, La.) 1888-current, 1916-11-25

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,.ofiI. .rrr..4 over
MI. Kos. .'aN..' aa- .... l' pr.
i"clE good pounds. .a.- "aE ...
Is SUNG Tor divorce. 7a' '..'''- 900.
"doT or her husband B '"hh"'E I'D NJ"
YORK.
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IhE ID i'a'''-'oI' HOi" .''".-" at
Peter Globi-' hobby Of keeping his
debts paid manifested itself on his
deathbrd at Chica~o. He caused to be
inserted in his will the following. Il
,,.,. I-,,riI,,. N,.ill,,, en- t,r.t f,.,r..-.
to nay him"
In" real reason Ior W. .. bryan
visit to New YORK IS TO have ms poI-
trait painted Tor tn" department OF
RoFerS sleepy WINES or CROWS as
he Hes curIrd up before the IRE mere
~ snow MS imagination al work. Il
Waite JoSlyn' scientist, asserts.
and II years DID, respectively were
acquitted OF charge or murder Tor
the killing OF Prof. +. I. TAMIL at
Twin Fails Idaho.
diSpatch from fadua' l'aiy, says
wounded by single h"ihp dropped D!
an Austrian aviator totaled g..
oruelcu oy MS iahulduy 10 take d
hiloI hliilStlI through lie heau raln'F
IMAM comply
o'ii,o e,lillI' ''poii''lI loili
MN Vi 'iipioS iiie'l'' piurseu unuel
.,'-'i o''G. w az P%SS'u over nm,
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!, ta,ad throngba,I. .na r",.,
y pocauso no . Zoo shor. % tofr cha
united Stotos INV vnr po1aob =
The Madison journal. (Tallulah, Madison Parish, La.) 1888-current, 1916-11-25

Pain is the best cure for error.
The Madison journal. (Tallulah, Madison Parish, La.) 1888-current, 1916-11-25

The attest returns IN ~. ~rngrca
alma r.e-'.rn indicate that mo TO
11oiirans viii 10 In ooutrpl ~ N.
over house.
The Madison journal. (Tallulah, Madison Parish, La.) 1888-current, 1916-11-25

sE1syeT' yra- ~ f1rr~sa .Hs 4-1ro- II
~ Yo-E rslkef 30 1i- vaaoi7z
u,Iy ard fon'od nst > ,rfy in M
dor, -" NE
The Madison journal. (Tallulah, Madison Parish, La.) 1888-current, 1916-11-25

The Am'rr4n Fr1orau,n - Labor
10 'fsSirn At Ha.'.mrr'. rcDpr's
zaio 10 msmrorshID ~ I1G.1GG IN N.
iasF y-7y
The Madison journal. (Tallulah, Madison Parish, La.) 1888-current, 1916-11-25

Announcement OF the bethrothal OF
Miss Nancy Langhorne Perkins OF
Greenwood. Pa, 10 Henry Field"
younger brother of Marshall Field III,
was made in Richmond. Va.
The Madison journal. (Tallulah, Madison Parish, La.) 1888-current, 1916-11-25

Exam Dlo4 - mo harp -.ze .1 rink
cost In l0nfo0 ar found IN ne
Whitechayo' nf'-n-~y. Wore .oc Or
pense - sar1 patient 7sz r.soo rom
1888 - = tE 1o- raok
The Madison journal. (Tallulah, Madison Parish, La.) 1888-current, 1916-11-25

Former Queen biHGc<A.aa. n Fa-
wall mas written 20 Secra-a-y rarlrIs.
asking 'hsf shn 1ar1a H4rsI -a z.,a-
one o. me 1e-F great oatra --.Is~-r
The Madison journal. (Tallulah, Madison Parish, La.) 1888-current, 1916-11-25

Peter Reeve Of Chicago has a wood
en- leg. Il got caught In A crack Kh.lr
he vas crawling out II 1.nG.1 81,
a saloon he had just r,b5at The y,-
lice came and .ook hin y az
The Madison journal. (Tallulah, Madison Parish, La.) 1888-current, 1916-11-25

Aeroplane mail routes ar planned
between Chicago, Detroit and EeE
York by Glenn Muf:Iy O; ne Aero
Club Of America.
The West Virginian. [volume] (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1914-1974, 1916-04-28
METZ ITEMS.

DR.. Kenncy, of Glover Gap, was max.
ing professional calls in this place
Monday.
Silas Campbell, OF Benton Harbor,
Michigan, is home on visit to his
parents.
Lawrence Mcconnell was i'll Fair.
mont over Sunday calling on friends.
William Taught was in this place
Sunday en- route 10 his work.
William Laughlin was IN Fairmont
Sunday visiting his mother. who has
ben dangerously i'll for some time, but
is slowly recovering.
Mrs, Edward Boutwell, has not been
so we'll for the past week.
Mrs. James Grey was called to Fair
mont Saturday on account or the Ill
ness of her brother.
Marshall Efaw was a business visit
or in this place one day last week.
Joe Kennedy and Mabel Moore OF
this place were married at the Wat
son Hotel III Fairmont last Thursday
evening. The happy couple will re-
side in this place.
David Motifs has moved his family
to Warrington.
Lloyd Reed has moved in the A.
Lemley property.
The high school at this place is
practicing for their last night enter
tainment.
The Carnagie OIL company Is rig
ging up at their new location on the
Batson.
The South Penn Oil company ts
building rig at No. location on the
Nancy S. Murray farm. Tho same
company Is making road to their loca'
ton on Batson.
Henry Hickman has made new
location M the Afford Kendall farm.
G; Fl. Bartlett, of FRirmont was a
business visitor in this place Mon
day.
The West Virginian. [volume] (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1914-1974, 1916-04-28
LET TIERS TO
THE EDITOR.


FAIRMOST, w. Va, April IS. edit
or West Eirginian1 III see In the Fair
mont Times Of April 26 a statement Of
d. =. French in which he tries TO
put the whole blame Of the infamous
Primary law of West Virginia on the
Republican party. Did MIR. French ever
take time TO read the Democratic plat
form of 1912 and see what the Demo.
Gratis say In regard to primary law,
did Mr.. French take time TO examine
the record Of this lawmaking tribunal
and sec how his party voted on Sen.
ate bill No. IL. II Mr.. French would
stoC1 trying TO bulldoZc the voters and
investigate his party standing in re-
gard to the primary law he Gould talk
more intelligently at least upon this
one subject. and as Mr.. French says,
we vii admit that thousands of voters
are DISTINGUISHED. but wish to inform
him that his party is together guilty
in fact more so, from the fact that
his party platform demanded 1t.
For the information of the reader
that Mr.. Frcnch is right in his state.
mcnt that the primary law has dis.
francfiscd thousands Of the voters of
the State, Senate bill No. II reads
thus, Section /. lines 10 to II: "a
political party taken TO be an affilia.
tion of electors representing a politi.
cal party or organization, which at
the last proceeding general election
polled for its candidates for represen.
tatlve in Congress in the several dis.
tricts, at least five per cent OF the
entire vote cast for that, office in the
State. This section absolutely wipes
all minor political parties from the
ballot and disfranchises thousands of
the voters of West Virginia and when
you take from citizen the right to
vote as no sees or believes is right
you take from him his rights guar.
anteed by the Constitution Of the
State and Nation.
Further the same law reads thus,
Section 10, Line S TO II. The under
signed do each for himself severally
swear, that / am a regular qualified
member of the political party to
which he signifies his intention of vot-
ing. Can you Mr.. Voter consistently
take this oath IL you have previously
been voter in any Of the minor or
DISTINGUISHED parties? If you take
this oath are you not bound to sup.
port the same political party ticket
in November. let who, be raflroaded
through the Primary who may?
Furthermore, can you conscien.
tiously swear that you are regular
member and voter Of one political
party on the sixth day of next June
and then vote the other In November,
before taking this step would sug.
gest that you consult the penalty for
violating the law as provided in Sen.
ate Bill No. IL. Section 10, Line %
to SO, which reads as follows: Those
making false affidavits shall be sub.
iect to the same penalty as provided
in Sec. No. 81 of the Code OF w. Va.
made to apply to the Primary Elec.
ton.
Now. we may ask who is. responsi-
BILE, the House was made up OF Dem.
ocrats and Republicans, the records
showing that six out OF this body Of
law makers voted against this infa.
nous and what we believe, unconsti.
tutional act, how long will the com.
D. 5 =
The West Virginian. [volume] (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1914-1974, 1916-04-28
EI:CKiLE-FACE
SUN AND WIND BRING OUT UGLY
SPOTS. HOW TO REMOVE
EASILY,

Here's chance, Miss Freckle-tace,
10 try a remedy for freckles with
the guarantee of a reliable dealer that
It will not cost you penny unless it
removes the freckles; while iif it does
give you clear complexion the ex-
pense lis trifiing.
Simply get an ounce OF othine dou:
BILE strength-from any druggist and
q few applications should show you
how easy It is TO rid yourself OF the
homely freckles and get beautiful
complexion. Rarely is more than one
ounce needed for the worst case.
Be sure TO ask the druggist for the
double strength othine as this IS the
prescription sold under guarantee OF
money back IL It fails to- remove
*; fE
J. N tsAr = ;aNti.- IExSigI -tlzltSis "
The West Virginian. [volume] (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1914-1974, 1916-04-28
RUFF STUFF
BY RED.
BY RED.


We'd like to suggest TO Mr.. Ecach
that he lick a postage stamp and get
oustcd for assault and battery.
Squire I'lcming's strict calling to
time a lawyer fr05brow-beating aaTtt-
ness hasour earnest approval.
After listening for few minutes to
a discussion Of the Mason fust Law
decision, VIC feel that someone has
injected Greek into our courts.
With 81 indictments against him.
why not let BiddinGcr stay i'll Chicago?
That duck who is going 10 read the
mash notes sent to the girls in his
troupe could be putting that much time
TO something worth while.
We have been asked SO often about
this Queen O. May that we've decided
to let the Evening Chat Investigation
committee look into the matter.
Tom Buckley wishes it announced
that OH his ball team he has players
famed for smuggling, running, stealing,
batting and hitting the pill.
villa
Vcrdun l4.Rt
Vain vernal ventures.
Guess the rebels are singing in Ire.
land: ITS not so far to Tippcrary.
If obregon can say the right thing
at the right time, he will likely be
placed at the head OF tho list OF the
deserving for bringing the troops out
in time 10 make the right impression.
Austen saw TO it that Lofts wife
was severely punished.
Tough luck to have to pay fine for
wishing you had a chance 10 race.
In tho Little Red Riding Hood"
play to be given al the Miller school,
VIC suggest Won lgcl for part
Any Pittsburgh cop caught disturb.
ing lovers IN the parks is to rcpri'
mRndGd
What's the nearest park from the
b. & o. station in Pittsburgh?
Comic artists seem 10 have lots of
time TO draw pictures OF closed desks
with signs on them: Gone TO the bail
game"
II Easement is crazy for wanting to
fight what can be said of kings who
insist on whipping each other?
Fred Smith must not have wanted
the stork TO bring him girl; he re-
fuses 10 buy the smokes.
We can hardly believe that Peace
Slips" are to be given away for votes
in the coming election in which HF is
one of the many hopes.
The West Virginian. [volume] (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1914-1974, 1916-04-28
Love Finds the Way,

HUNTINGTON, w. va, April 2S.--
The stern laws of West Virginia near.
ly prevented tho romantic marriage
OF Miss Alice B.. Norris Of New York
and Earl B. Miller OF Chicago, actors
playing at a local theater 1t was
found that the girl was only 10 years
old and the consent of her parents
was necessary.
The girl then explained she was an
orphan and Attorneys L. L. Wilson OF
this place was appointed as guardian
and the wedding was conducted. Miss
Betty Caldwell, leading lady of the
company, acted as maid OF honor. The
couple are members OF The Four Hus,
bands" Company.
The West Virginian. [volume] (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1914-1974, 1916-04-28
coMMITTEE ORGANIZES

CLARKSBURG, April 28.-Unitcd
States Senator William E. Chiffon OF
Charleston, w. Va. addressed gath
ertng OF Democrats at the Waldo,
where county and Third Congressional
District executive committees held
meetings. The county committee in
dorscd Percy Byrd of this city as con.
gressional delegate to the st. Louis
convention. THO congressional dis.
triCt committee effected a permanent
organization with Thomas J. Cum.
Minis Of Watson, chairman, and Ernest
D. Lewis of this city, secretary.