The McDowell times. [volume] (Keystone, W. Va.) 1904-1941, 1916-06-30
MEXICO "J|HKES"
THE DEMOCRAT
&c PARTY
tBf 5 y. MOON

Il popero Oh the lono made IL know n
that ex-Gov. Giynn. temporary
chairman Of the Democratic IA
tional convention at St. Louis,
had made . keynote speech SO
luxuriant with the purple and
hne linen" of cloud-riding. daz-
cling. honey oozinR oratOrical
transcendentalisn, that the gar
den OF metaphor must have been
ravsRed to desert barrenness bv
the beneficiary OF former Gov.
Suffers impeachment and re-
moval from the office OF COVER
nor Of the state of New York.
Twas agreed that Glynn had
made . new and unbeatable rec
ord in the book Of Great speech
&c by great orators" for 30 every
Democrat that heard hirn solemn
~ affirmed in the sacred names
OF Jefferson Davis and Woodrow
Wilson.
Well. every body knows, that
10. every body who had the incli-
nation and patience to follow ND
the antics of the Wilson ratih-
cation meeting at st. Louis,
knows that on the morrow, the
impossible in oratorical annals
did come TO pass; that the un-
beatable speech of CIV Glynn, a
linguistic castle built from the
richest cuttings that ancient and
modern classics could supply.
and embroidered with celes tiaI
threads marked. original"
from the expansive and ever OK
banding mind Of Golden Glib
Glynp," suffered eclipse. burial
and tfamplinR upon, from the
supremely gigantic outpou ring
of high heaven harmonics with
which kentucky's prideful SEN
ator sprayed his bowling. wild
EYED md joy-ridden Democratic
orsehrs1. Glynn had spoken of
the pace that Wilson had kept
with oil the world, but James
went further and beloved, mot
sastls wife has been widowed;
nos . single child has been or
phaned in maintaining this
peace, sweet. beautiful peace.
lis said that some delegates
from Arizona, New Mexico and
Texas along the border. who had
housed and cared for American
widows and orphans. made so by
the chivslrous soldiery of Mex.
ico, muttered soto voce, You re
sd-nl-r, in response to the
soul hosting climax OF Senator
James. Yet. we must not too
hsrshly Judge either Senator
James for his reckless 'booting'
OF the truth or his fellow Dem
ocraac delegates for the gulpine
delight with which they swallow
ed the GuHiverian revelations OF
the noble Kentuckian.
Now. the priceless peace plank
OF the Democratic platform has
been shot 70 spllnters by the
sorpassing arrogance and the
swollen dignity OF the Carranz,
Rovernment-the Prometheus
Created by the Wilson govern
mens. A state Of war now ex-
ists between the Carranza do
fscto government and the Wilson
de Jnre government. and will con-
tinse 10 exist whether the Will
son congress declares war or
not There will be lighting and
negotiating alternately until af
Ter the 4th Of March, 1917. when
the Wilson government will go
out and the government OF the
United States will come in, and
be re-sstabhshed under the
presidency OF Justice Hughes
and the compentency and cour
age of the Republican party:
while within ninety days after
the re establishment OF the gov
eminent Of the United States
MEXICO, the jinx that has made
The Democratic party cringe in
soject terror for three years
Gin DO tbs conquered territory
Of TIM U. 8. A.
II the meantime preparedness