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The Sunday telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1914-1927, 1916-04-16
ance to William Shakespeare.

Joel has enlarged his all night
restaurant back of the Metropolitan,
Joel's real name is Joel Rinaldc and
he is a queer figure in the night life
Of New York. He Is thin and blond
and studious looking and his place
Is the rendezvous Of artists great and
near, writers Of the same degree and
the riff raft of Broadway.
Joel courts the patronage of writ
ers and artists. He loans them mon
ey when funds are low and wants
them around all the time. He Sc
cretly has an ambition to write and
write high-brow books. One of his
books he published himself-others
would not.
Carlo Fornaro, the caricaturist. is
one Of the persons always seen at
Joels and General Coxey, Of Coxey's
army fame, always hangs out there
when In the city. And there is Vicky
the drummer with the enormous
teeth, Rao, the annotated pianist,
who lives on Bermuda onions and the
fat harpist. who will not take mere
money elsewhere, because she loves
the atmosphere Of the place. beg
There is with the business trend
northward In New York, change in
the hotel popularity. Just few
years ago the hotels in the vicinity
OF Herald Square enjoyed wide pop
ularity and it was only necessary to
build hotel in the neighborhood to
have 1t filed.
with the exception of the Waldorf
and the McAlpin It is said that the
hotels below Forty-Second street
have steadily lost patronage. While
the Hotel Majestic and Ansonia, long
losing propositions, have suddenly
blossomed out in startling way as
the center of hotel activity.
The Majestic has three separate
cafes filed all the time. 1t is pre-
dicted that If the sweep uptown con-
tinues the next big hotel will be
built at 10th street-although there
will be no need for 1t for many years
to come.
The Sunday telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1914-1927, 1916-04-16

the peace tourist that the war isn't
likely to be stopped by handful Of
amateurs. One Of the delegates, Just
returned, says "Close observation has
greatly changed my opinions on the
situation. and most of the other del
egates have had similar changes of
New." It's pretty expensive form
Of instruction. though. At $4,000
apiece. even Mr.. Ford's money would
The Sunday telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1914-1927, 1916-04-16

cato learned Greek az 30. Isn't
that marvelous?"
"oh. 1 don't know: my grand
mother is learning to skate at Sc
Puck. III 49,.
'Bohbie. IL you'll be quiet for an
hour I'll give you two cents"
Gee whiz; can't afford to work
as cheap as that!"-New York Times
5Fimid Trayeller+Are you armed,
captain?
Captain of Belligerent ship-Yes!
Five American citizens.-ohio State
Journal. - -H
she-Awfully sorry to have kept
you waiting SO long, but was COM
posing. 81
Hell had suspicion that you
were making up.-Record.
Her husband has $1,000. 900.
Still. she finds something lacking"
What on earth" es.
He hasn't any poor relations to
snub. Kansas City Journal.
''How. about this life insurance
contemplate taking out. Premiums
vary"
giPremiumsg" chirped his wife. 81
want a plush-covered post card al
bum. John. Louisville Courier
Journal. :,
Butcher-come. John, be lively
now; break the bones In Mr.. Harvin's
chops and put Mr.. Smiths ribs in
the basket for him. IA sf7-e
John-Al1 right, Sir, Just as soon
as I have sawed of Mr.. Murphy's
1eg.-Harvard Lampoon.
Get my kit quick" doomed the
doctor Some fellow telephones in
a dying voice that he can't lire with
out me-"
Just moment" interpreted his
wife. That call is for daughter,
dear."-Plttsburg Post.
GEt Sf-f 60 = - 'o--t
Della studied medicine, you know.
and I've taken a cooking school
course"
'Well?" - f.
We're going to start magazine
called What to Eat and How to Get
Over It "-Womanas Journal.
Sunday School Teacher-children:
do you know the house that is open
to ALTO the poor, the rich, the sad,
the happy. to man and to woman, to
young and to old-do you know the
house I mean?
Small Boy-Yes. miss-the sta
ton house.-Boston Transcript.
Mamma" asked, small Mabel.
what does TRANSATLANTIC mean?"
1T means across the Atlantic"
replied her mother. Trans always
means across"
Then suppose" continued the
logical little miss, that transparent
means a cross parent, doesn't it,
mamma?"-Chicago News.
The Sunday telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1914-1927, 1916-04-16

THE SUNDAY Telegram will complete accounts of
ball throughout the feature last summer was
pronounced especially ne will be equally fine this
Baseball fans within radius of fully hundred
burg will do well to subscribe for the Sunday Telegram they
not already taking it. Send in subscriptions
ders with newsdeaers.
The Sunday telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1914-1927, 1916-04-16

When one
is considering
the subject of
thrift. he
m ust realize
that he cannot
have every
little thing he
tn inks he
Wi ants and
s I ! ] ! have
m o ney for
something big.
He must con-
slider the rela-
tive value Of
The Sunday telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1914-1927, 1916-04-16
TO QUIT CHINA.

PICKING. April 15.-Dr. Will
liam Franklin Willoughby. legal
adviser to the Chinese govern
ment, completes his contract
here in May and will return to
the United States. where he
will become a member of the
Princeton University faculty.
DR.. Willoughby was formerly
treasurer Of Porto Rico.
The Sunday telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1914-1927, 1916-04-16
WHAT OTHER
EDITORS SAY
Discharge Congress.
(Bluefield Daily Telegraph.

tBlueneld DAILY .Telegraph.)
Whether Major General Leonard
Wood is great soldier or not, he's
certainly great publicity strategist.
And IL Congress doesn't hurry up with
its army enlargement plan, the gem
eral will have SO many private citi-
zens drilling that Congress can stop
talking and go home.
The Sunday telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1914-1927, 1916-04-16
A .Square Deal.v

'tBluefield Daily Telegraph.)
The warning given out by the Du
Points against excessive land specula-
ton at Hopewel1 was what we call
extending the Square deal" to the
public. There had been so many wild
stories told OF the permanency Of the
operations at Hopewell: Of the pro-
posed extension Of development, and
people were being persuaded to invest
on the supposition that there was per-
manency to the boom. According to
the men who ought to know only
about one-tenth Of the men now at
work will be employed after the great
demand. for war supplies is ended.
The Sunday telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1914-1927, 1916-04-16
Disappearing Professors.

wheeling Intelligencer.)
A Canadian professor, the victim Of
amnesia, has just been found after
three years disappearance. After
March 4. next, another professor will
disappear never to be found.
The Sunday telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1914-1927, 1916-04-16

CWheeling News.)
Why not give Villa chance to deny
responsibility?
The Sunday telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1914-1927, 1916-04-16
SUNDAY. AP R1L 1s. 1915.
A Morning Motto.

A Morning Motto.
Dreams are not idle,
They rest not, they swing
J As tireless as toilers
- They wait on the king.
None have so labored,
None been more true -s
In gladness enamored.
Of great things to do.
Make me as busy
As dreams are, pray,
And shall not want
For purpose today,
Facing the gaunt, E.
Brutal steel of the fray,
Flooding and driving
And soaring along
If to swing a great hammer,
Or to sing a great song!
--- Folder McE
The Sunday telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1914-1927, 1916-04-16

Her husband has $1,000. 900.
Still. she finds something lacking"
What on earth
He hasn't any poor relations to
snub. kansas City Journal.
The Sunday telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1914-1927, 1916-04-16
Costly Educafion.

CMorgantown Post Chronicle.)
The Ford expedition has had at
least one good result 1t has taught
The Sunday telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1914-1927, 1916-04-16

she-Awfully sorry to have kept
you waiting SO long, but I was COM
posing.
Hell had suspicion that you
were making up.-Record.
The Sunday telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1914-1927, 1916-04-16

'Bohbie, IL you'll be quiet for an
hour I'll give you two cents"
Gee whiz; can't AFFORD to work
as cheap as that"-New York Times
The Sunday telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1914-1927, 1916-04-16

'Now. about this life insurance I
contemplate taking out. Premiums
vary"
sPremiums?" chirped his wife. "1
want plush-covered post card al
bum, John. louisville Courier
Journal:
The Sunday telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1914-1927, 1916-04-16

lFimid Trayeller-Are you armed,
captain?
Captain of Belligeren, ship-Yes!
Five American citizens.-ohio State
Journal. -
The Sunday telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1914-1927, 1916-04-16
SANCTUM
VAUDEVILLE

Cato learned Greek also. Isn't
that marvelous?"
"oh. 1 don't know: my grand
mother is learning to skate at Sc
Puck. LII ~.
The Sunday telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1914-1927, 1916-04-16

Sunday School Teacher-childrep.
do you know the house that is open
to ALTO the poor, the rich, the sad.
the happy. to man and to woman, to
young and to old-do you know the
house mean?
Small Boy-Yes. miss-the sta
ton house.-Boston Transcript.
Metropolis weekly gazette. (Metropolis, Ill.) 1???-19??, 1916-06-23
PQDRpYNOTES

Il never pays TO try 10 save money
on the equipment or food bought for
rearing little chicks. They require the
best II they are to live and develop in.
10 the most profitable fowls.
Never take the chicks out Of the In
cnbator as soon as they are hatched
but let them stay In the nursery under
tho egg tray for "a hours and get we'll
dried OF, able TO run around and
strong.
In damp seasons there is likely to
be moro moldy and musty material
which hens and chicks can get hold of
aud an effort should be made to pre-
vent their getting such material be
cause II win cause canker In many
cases.
When chicks are first placed in a
brooder they should be kept under the
hover most Of the time for the first
day so that they will not become
chilled and so that they Will get accus-
toned TO going under the hover for
warmth.
II the wings OF little chicks grow too
fast and hang down. they VIII require
too much OF the strength OF the chicks
TO carry them around and the big
heavy feathers should be cut of close
TO the wing.
Feed only what chicks will eat up
quickly so that they will be anxious
and greedy for next feed. Provide
plenty OF green succulent food. Sprout-
cd oats. lettuce. rape. mangels, beets
and cabbage are good green foods.
They are as necessary for chicks as for
laying hens.
When each brood OF chicks is hatehed
II should not be placed In coops or
Metropolis weekly gazette. (Metropolis, Ill.) 1???-19??, 1916-06-23

4 MOTHER who took enough In
- terest in her children to try 10
find out what they were doing
whom away from home made 1t prac-
tice to ask them from time TO time
whether anything unusual or interest
ing had occurred In school Of late. One
day the youngest boy. still In the
kindergarten. reported that he had
been made to SIT b. himself when
he rest OF tho children were having
an ASSEMBLY"
And why did Miss Jenny make you
sit OF alone7n asked the mother.
Z don't know" said Donald. I was
saying something to a little girl. and
Miss Jenny told me 10 sit In the other
chair and think"
Then what did you do7"
Then I thinked. and | thinked"
what did you think7' pursued the
mother.
7 thInked about Santa Claus"
When you say 70 child. Don't
talk now. Just eft sim and think. what
do you expect him 10 do7 Miss Jen-
mic probably expected the child 10 re-
Gect on the enorrnity Of his transgres-
sions and 10 make solemn resolutions
never TO violate the rnlo again. But
Donald. prohibited from carrying on
interesting conversation. was com
PEELED 20 think. and he most naturally
thought OF the most interesting topic.
Tho failure OF the child 20 do what
IL desired IA very often our failure to
make him understand just what we
do wish TO have him do. and much OF
the misunderstanding f. related 10 the
ambiguity and obscurity OF tho Ian
guaRs we use.
A little girl who had had very 1T
Metropolis weekly gazette. (Metropolis, Ill.) 1???-19??, 1916-06-23
JUST THE CHILDREN MoURNED
None Came to Claim the Body of
Old George, the Cor
netist.

About us everywhere in the fiotsam
Of the human tide are drifting mystic
ries we accept without inquiry. There
are such people in Sacramento as "old
George the cornetist," who recently
fell dead In New York city.
Day after day he appeared at the
same corner. offered his familiar tunes
to the admiring children and the some
times abjuring adults, and collected
the pennies wherewith to buy food,
clothing and shelter.
No one ever asked him his right
name, but the children loved him.
Then one morning, as Old George
raised his horn to his lips, it clat-
tered to the pavement, and the song
he was planning to give the crowd
ratified in his throat as he toppled over
dead.
The children mourned him for sew
eral days. No one came to claim his
body.
Metropolis weekly gazette. (Metropolis, Ill.) 1???-19??, 1916-06-23

tie experience with punishment at
home. was getting her first lessons on
the subject when she went to kinder
garten. Every irregularity in con-
duct was punished" by the young
woman in charge by imposing upon
the culprit something equally irregu-
lar. That Is, 20 the teacher the i'm
proper act was followed by punish
ment, but to the child punishment"
meant simply receiving some excep-
tional attention from the nice young
lady. When all the other children
were playing In the ring. the child TO
be punished was distinguished by be
ing permitted to sit In the corner and
look on. While the other children
were singing a song. a single child was
punished" by being allowed to watch
the rabbit
This little girl came, in a short time,
10 report gieefully that she herself or
some OF her colleagues had been pun
lshed. and IL was very evident that
there was no remorse or shame asso-
ciated with the experience.
We cannot depend upon the children
to insure clear understanding OF our
wishes and our intent. The RESPONSE
bsilty for this lies with parents and
teachers. or others who have to do
with children. 1t is for this reason
that we should hesitate 10 condemn
child for anything that appears queer
or peryerse In his reasoning or con
duct. until we are quite sure that We
understand Just what mental proc
esses led to the conclusions upon
which he acted. And IL is for this rea-
son that we should make a special ef
fort to understand iust what and Just
how the child thinks.
Metropolis weekly gazette. (Metropolis, Ill.) 1???-19??, 1916-06-23
COYOTE FRIGHTENS THE TOWN
Savage Animal Finally Driven Avsa9s
by School Children Unaware OF
Danger.

A gaunt gray coyote terrorized PoTN
tola, Cal. 1t was first noticed when =
attacked two dogs at the residence OF
Thomas Dorithy.
Mrs. J. Hardy, who was passing at
the time, narrowly escaped being BIT
ten when the coyote broke away FROM
the dogs and attempted to attack her
The dogs pulled 1t down again. how.
ever, before it reached her.
During the recess period it appeared
at the schoolhouse, but the children
chased it in a body and frightened y
away. They were not aware of tbs
real danger.
A number of hunters are securing
the hills close to town in an eDdeayoT
to locate ana kill the coyote.
Metropolis weekly gazette. (Metropolis, Ill.) 1???-19??, 1916-06-23
It's Valuable Now.

When William Jessup, who formerly
operated a wooden mill in Princeton,
died 20 years ago, he left among his
effects q large keg Of Russian red dye
stuff. Each housekeeping time his son
in-law and daughter, Mr.. and Mrs.
Charles T. Woods, had to shift 1t
around. Woods had tried to sell 1t
to wholesalers in vain; they didn't
need 1t.
'What'll we do with this?' asked
Mr.. Woods when they cleaned house
last summer.
pile 1t on the trash heap and burn
IL; I'm tired of looking at it," said
Mrs Woods.
Being a dutiful husband. Mr.. Woods
obeyed.
Now the Russian dye Is said to be
unobtainable at any price, and the
amount that Mr.. Woods burned would
have netted at this time from $500 to
$1,000.
The losers philosophically agreed
that It's no use to cry over split
milk" and have dispensed with any
worry over what might have been"
Indianapolis News.
Metropolis weekly gazette. (Metropolis, Ill.) 1???-19??, 1916-06-23
Ideals Make Possible Big
Accomplishments of Life
By NELLIE r. UMSTOTT

Along LIES often meet those who beay the fact that they
praceab and value of ideals but it, such believe
ideals nothing but dreams rosy and beautiful yet pershab why do
achieve great things the face of every obstacle placed in their path
because they had ideal and cung to it until
realized?
Ideals be worth anything must be made PRACTICAL and making
them practical is the test of manhood.
Had beloved poet ongfelow, sad Ideas deams
clay filed with beseng born mpa-
every fall would he have had the courage
poems which many have been inspired and strength
ened? He only of many
IDEAL be of manhood womanhood let cling
might and and make it part of lives Then per-
chance day if only strive to reach
because he loves
Just Thoughts things ideals realities are the
Metropolis weekly gazette. (Metropolis, Ill.) 1???-19??, 1916-06-23
LOOK YOUNG AND HANDSOME
AGAIN By DARKENING YOUR
GRAY HAIR WITHOUT DYES.

While IL is no disgrace to have
gray, streaked or prematurely gray
hair. It is unnecessary IN this day and
time. Simply shampoo your hair and
scalp with Q-Ban Hair Color Restorer.
After doing this a few times not Q
trace of gray can be seen, but all your
gray hair and entire head of hair will
have become SO evenly dark, soft, fluffy
and healthy that no one would suspect
you had applied Q-Ban. 1t is no dye,
but ready-to-use liquid, absolutely
harmless. Big bottle sent prepaid for
only soc by writing Q-Ban Laborator-
les, Memphis, Tenn, or sold by drug
gist. Be careful not to accept substi.
tutes or harmful dyes, but insist on
having Q-Ban Hair Color Restorer.-
ADV.
Metropolis weekly gazette. (Metropolis, Ill.) 1???-19??, 1916-06-23
Like Reading a Book.

Women patronize moving pictures
IN large numbers"
How do you account for that?"
Maybe It's because the silent drama
offers superior advantages over the
spoken play. from the feminine point
OF view"
In what Particular"
by coming In at the proper mo
ment a woman can learn how a photo
play ends and she can then settle
back comfortably to see all the epi.
sodes when the film is reversed
Metropolis weekly gazette. (Metropolis, Ill.) 1???-19??, 1916-06-23
A VIII Of Nineteen Words.

In one of the shortest wills on rec
ord, James H. Darling, who died on
December 3, 1915, cuts off his sons
with but 81 each and leaves all the
rest of his estate to his daughter The
testament, which is dated February
10, 1910, was filed In the orphans
court. 1t contains nineteen words, as
follows:
After death, l will my daughter,
Annie c. Darling, all my money and
belongings, except 81 to my sons. =
Baltimore News.
Metropolis weekly gazette. (Metropolis, Ill.) 1???-19??, 1916-06-23
A FEW SMILES
RIlssful Ignorance.

DO you Know
how many miles
an hour your car
is capable Of max
ing p
mo, answered
the cautious mo-
torist. You see, I
have never been
In such a hurry TO
reach a certain
destination that !
was willing to risk
breaking my neck
tryin 10 get
there. $
Metropolis weekly gazette. (Metropolis, Ill.) 1???-19??, 1916-06-23
MOTHERS COOK BOOK
vganl,lnnfnn omrIet.

Soak a cupfnl OF breadcrumbs In n
cupid OF hot milk. Beat six egg yolks
and add 20 tho crumbs with salt and
pepper Fold IN the beaten whites Of
tho Eggs and bake In a thiekly but.
tered pan In q rather hot oven for Is
minutes. THIS Is very good served
with garnlsh OF green peas or tomato
sauce.
Metropolis weekly gazette. (Metropolis, Ill.) 1???-19??, 1916-06-23

Too Technical.
You say he is the author of sew
erai successful books?"
Yes" replied the amateur farmer.
''Noyeis?'
mo. They are up-to-date books on
agriculture. Since his purpose seems
20 nave been to baffie the reader. I
consider every one OF them an un-
qualified success"
Metropolis weekly gazette. (Metropolis, Ill.) 1???-19??, 1916-06-23
unappreclstive Parent.

"Old Mr.. Cob
bles has a son who
has taken several
degrees at college"
Il notice he loafs
around home all
the time and never
does a stroke OF
work.
Yes. Another
degree was recent
~ conferred on
him by Mr.. Cob
bles, the degree OF
N, w. X
What does that
mean ?"
Not worth kill
ing"
Metropolis weekly gazette. (Metropolis, Ill.) 1???-19??, 1916-06-23

breeders until the coops and brooders
have been thoroughly cleaned and dis
infected with some good liquid disin.
fectant, il they have ever been used
before.
Metropolis weekly gazette. (Metropolis, Ill.) 1???-19??, 1916-06-23
Liberal Obedience.

Good heavens, Jane, why, when
told you we would have to practice
economy at the table, have you cam
vas-back duck up here and chicken
salad down there?"
why. dear, didn't you tell me I
must manage to make both ends
meat?"
Metropolis weekly gazette. (Metropolis, Ill.) 1???-19??, 1916-06-23
His Reason.

Moved to pity at the sight OF smaiaa
boy Juggling a monstrous bundle Of
newspapers, man stopped and asked:
Don't all those papers make y0E
tired?"
Nope" the little newsie replied
cheerfully. Il can't read. Path
finder.
Metropolis weekly gazette. (Metropolis, Ill.) 1???-19??, 1916-06-23
Rhubarb and Raisln PuddInq.

Rhubarb and Ralsin Pudding.
Here is one you can give the chill
dren: Take a pint OF rhubarb cut In
halfinch pieces, sprlnkled with cup
full of sugar. Let stand an hour or
more. Toss a pint OF breadcrumbs
into three tablespoonfuis OF melted
butter. Put In layers into a baking
dish. sprinkling a cupful of raislns In
between. having the crumbs on top
Cover closely the first half hour and
bake one hour. Serve with a sauce
or with beaten cream.
Bread spread with butter and the
rhubarb and raisins put over 1t in lay
ers is another splendid pudding. also
baked.
Bananas baked with butter. sugar
and lemon Juice for a sauce are deli
clous served with beefsteak.
Metropolis weekly gazette. (Metropolis, Ill.) 1???-19??, 1916-06-23
LANES CAN wnAR SHOES

LADIES CAN WEAR SHOES
One size smaller after using Aliens Foot
Ease. the antiseptic powder for the feet.
Shaken into shoes and used In foOt-bath,
Aliens FootEase makes tight shoes feel
easy, and gives instant relief to corns and
bunions. Try IL today. Sold everywhere,
&c. For FREE trial package, Address,
Allen S. Olmsted. lie Roy, N. Y. ADV.
Metropolis weekly gazette. (Metropolis, Ill.) 1???-19??, 1916-06-23

Take equal parts OF diced apple. col
cry and q few blanched walnuts. mix
with enough mayonnalaa TO molsien
well and add one tablespoonful OF
horseradish 10 each plat OF salad.
Diced pineapple may be used instead
OF the nuts. making pleasant variety.
Metropolis weekly gazette. (Metropolis, Ill.) 1???-19??, 1916-06-23
Exactly.

a railroads chief need is a para
doxieal one"
What is that?"
TO be under a wreckless manage
ment"
Metropolis weekly gazette. (Metropolis, Ill.) 1???-19??, 1916-06-23
A Bash Promise.

Here's an attractive advertisement
for summer boarders."
What does 1t say?"
"'Act as II you owned the earth at
our place and Wen act as IL we were
going to give 1t to you"
Metropolis weekly gazette. (Metropolis, Ill.) 1???-19??, 1916-06-23
A coeent Plea.

A Cogent Plea.
Mister. would you be willin' to help
war yictim2"
"Of course | would"
Then you ought to be willin' to
give me a dime. You know they say
charity begins at home"
Metropolis weekly gazette. (Metropolis, Ill.) 1???-19??, 1916-06-23

This Ia one Of the valuable Yege.
tables which supply US with iron.
Wash Il carefully and put Il TO cook
with no water but that which cllngs
20 tho leaves Cover al first until Its
own Juice flows. then open and boil
TN tender. watching II carefully and
turning II 20 keep II from scorehing.
Chop very fine and serve with hard
cooked eggs as a garnlsh. or simply
with vinegar and seasoning OF salt.
pepper and butter.
Metropolis weekly gazette. (Metropolis, Ill.) 1???-19??, 1916-06-23
A Wise M. D.

Patient-Do you speak more than
one language, doctor?
Physician-No; but have a work.
ing acquaintance with many tongues.