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The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1916-09-18
2s-SPIRITUAL MEDIUMS
MADAM NELLIE

n nfit's greatest ci4iFy@FARt and phfsn'
nieEtsi. guarantees 60 read rpaf entire
life past present and future stVss true
advice on bustn~s. tese. health ana
family affairs tells The name % yoar
future husband o. wife. and shat to do
20 be- successful in ilfe Nhs has Jus,
arrived tu this ettys never here before
oha ttslt wilt pay yea far year naanp
aaeeintfnentH la exhsfs she viii Fss
rasvs al ahssaeist sd tell Fpn hos TO
sin nnA hpia the enc sea desire she
siess sdVlss 80 al Important affairs of
life kpSf ~ readings see. itetsi Etk.
taesa &. tttt Hsrend. near fias
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1916-09-18
"SCADDLE DE MOOCH?"
SHE ASKS. mo. YAAKAs
HULA HICKEY DULA"

fork.
Nor the tolered singer who wishA1
10 buy "Oyah de Ribber But N0
Good Bye"
II turned out be wanted "Au n.
yolr. But Not Goodbye
its Really a Diversion
SIN the young man with The b.
wlldered expression continues u
search. unayaillngly and with con,
eorn.
It's really a diversion job o.
Miss Gutheil's.
or course she sings. beautifully.
too, all the latest songs.
Otherwise. how would she have
known whether the chap who asked
for a copy Of Don't Bite Your
Uncle SAMMY wanted III Ynl
Don't Like Your Uncle sammy" or
Don't Bite the Hand That's Feed.
fnQ yQu"1
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1916-09-18

BY this time the bewildered young
man is ready 10 announce his reason
for having visited the Song Shop.
Don't you know what I'm look
ing for?" he asks. by way OF break
Ing the subject
We'll. no. Miss Gutheil con-
fesses. But perhaps can help
you"
The young mans face il flaming
red. and he clutches madly at his
hat.
Yes. Il WAS Funny
A silly grin appears.
It's the funniest thing" he sas
"He-he' Tee-he,"
Yes" says Miss Gutheil. Il pre-
sumo So"
II can't think OF the name" the
young man bIurt. But it's awfnlly
young man blurss. But it's awfully
Il know" Miss Gutheil tells him.
Its 'Scaddle de Mooch'.'
NO" he hesitates. But its
something like that"
"Yaaka Hula Hickey Dula7''
That's IL, Hee-hee. 'Yaaka
Hula Hick,' Hee-hee,"
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1916-09-18
WAS NAUGHTY ONCE;
CITY WON'T GAMBLE

Because Cliff Moore had been
convicted in justice court for vio-
lating the city dry ordinance. he
was denied a license for his pool
hall in the Postal Telegraph build
ing by the council license commit.
tee Monday.
II was announced that in the fy1-
ture druggists would not have 10
appear before the committee to OBJ
tain licenses. unless summoned to
answer for past police records for
alleged liquor law violations.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1916-09-18

Have you s-a-a-h1"
The young man cares about
the Song shop, profoundly be
wildered.
The Song Shop 10 at 3o5 Pine
at It's walls are covered with
sheet nusie--eiassie and popu-
lar.
And Miss Helen outheil 10 be
hind the counter.
That sets the stage for the
story. Now
The young man made the Gus
lomary announcement. letting Nisl
Gntheil know that he has arrived
and ls looking for a piece Of music
lie has forgotten the name OF the
Thing. Maybe he never knew H.
Miss Gutheil leta him look. IN
The easiest way.
Might Scare Him
II she aHked him what song he
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1916-09-18
37--Business Chances

0fg@ktA0 OF MONEY MAkrttN
We affsf Investors interest Boz land and
oit dns eippmsn, adjacent - Humble
smsher field and leased property fiEht
Ia proven territory Wells "a Humble
make htsh ~ 20. osa barrels daily one
company here just paid % zoe. 900 ditt'
asuds Invest a. iitiis aa $40. 81
monthly write for Illustrated folder
and map. May o~Hns uii Company,
as fitst NatIunRi Bank hlhE Heus
ton fss
nANr YOD HEEA Ak OIL FIELD
Scientific oii Investments explained.
Learn facts ard figures about ail send
fge fer booklet 40 HrattT iidE
,>lN%N~N<~1~~N~~~ ~~~~~~~~4~~-~~~-~
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SAINT AIRY

stall ts local patent and oregon nlue
stem flour. si6h per sack, good hard
wheat flour. tisb per sack, cane sugar
81 90 per sack 10 lbs flour. 4oc, as lbs
soup beans csc. lbs mararoni, CSC \,
cider vinegar. Ace gal stall III. 8 Cor.
man breakfast cheeaeH. 2be. Toe pimen.
10 cheeses 20c Toe Neufehatel cheese, Go.
= &c loaves Of bread. ibu. 2 OTIS. home.
made sauerhraut. t6c, fancy ain pickles
loo at Stall i23. 9ho pkg bran. 100
white figs. , lbs sbc. at bottle best
grape Juice. 8bc, pts 100 rioa biscuit
Zoe. Leslies. domestic Aardlne.. cans
CSC. : large cans best milk soc
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ers. is charming indeed. Arriving
in little town In Maine. Ruth
gets work in an old furniture shop
run by Norman Feusier. who be-
comes horse trainer, then mayor.
It's good show, and should
draw well for Boy Scout Week."
Part of the proceeds this week will
be turned over to the committee
OF business men raising fund for
the reorganization OF the scouts In
Seattle.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1916-09-18
HAMLY SPECIAL IS
IN CALIFORNIA NOW

SACRAMENTO. Sept is.--An.
other presidential candidate invad-
ed California today. The prohibl.
ton special. bearing ! Frank Hon.
iy and Dr. Ira Landrith, presiden-
tial and vice presidential candi-
dates OF tho prohibition party. left
Dunnmuir early today in an effort
TO bring Northern California into
line for the "drys."
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1916-09-18
Light Clerk Is
Sued for Divorce

Carl +. Westlund. an accountant
In the city light department, was
sued for divorce Monday. when
Mrs Eva NJ. Westlund started suit.
alleging she has suffered inhuman
treatment aud personal indignities
at his hands ever since they were
married. In 1918. She SAYS she
has no longer either esteem or re-
spect for him.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1916-09-18
ACREAGE FOR SALE
IN1tII.I>t soil LARGE TRACT
~ THor! aooD not ~

We'll taiii aitfsesi.. house splsn.
did kteM chicken haaat other
oattpiidinks Hprink satsr pipsi
into house atsa skcsiirnt @Fli
alfanss rsrfg variety - ffuis
large garden planted NHirh wiii
she's hos lard pFodaesa .hnAr.
electric lights convenient faf
anyone anrkiMa ~ fnNH VIII
accept 90 down. i'fies 1915 hal.
aHrs like rent. from responsible
party sha eaaid take possession
saen tasuiFs Andefseu steam.
haas offits. Nsdison park
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1916-09-18

A. StonE's Sc boxes matches. 100, ehc
bottle Welch'a grape Juice, tae Doe
hrnoms. a6c. zoe bottle English sauce
1905 acc can chocolate. gaos ace cans
baking powder, asc, A.lh sack corn meal
2sc, Abc cans coffee ate. 26c cans COCOA
itct Ice rolls toilet paper, csc. abr
pkg washing powder. tac; 25c cans
corned beef, s0c. Zoe pkFr. macaroni or
spaghetti 2bc. tsc bottle vinegar. ioc; ?
lac pkEs, pancake flour. ibci Zoe pkss
corn flakes. 2be, 2bc cans asparagus, $50;
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1916-09-18

Ell PASO. Sept 1S.--Eighty,
seven Nillistas, captured by Car
ranzistas after the bandit attack
on Chihuahua city. were lined up
before firing squads Sunday morn.
ing and executed. Among the
prisoners was Col. Mariana Tames.
who mutinied from Juarez with
100 men and Joined villa.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1916-09-18

Steer steak. isise ~ pork chops ike
~ olive oii ~ r., can. isc. zso and
See olive oii tNapoisahj. ise. zte and
Zoe. sugar, ~ lbs 81 90. ptunes. lbs
sAe, INNS coffee. red ran zse. blue can
asrl fine diHnsr. cprned beef ana cab
haTs. gee. very beat butter. lbs 7trs
fresh ranch eKxs dor 7ac Ewiehach. 2
lhH aae rolls Zoe dor Goldfish. z lbs
itc. haiihut ihs ete. appiss dor
isrs rsisFYa 2 hunehss ttc tomatoes Sc
ID. onions. o. n grapes. lbs. Isc
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1916-09-18
EGYPTIAN
PIIRENOL.OGfST

Madam Nina h#s iust arrived ~ Seattle.
never sas here before snA she can tsii
rpu All vauF past tifa ana shat feaF
futaf~ llfe is 10 - can advise Ypu ~
Business affairs. fssnliY affairs end love
Affairs tsli Yrg ~hsa rae ~tii tasrfy
sha the inttiAt ~ the ans yea wiii
marry. hos ~ erMaesf rear sHsfsstss
ard avoid all fFuaht. ard - happr
tells Yea IN regard 60 fnuf atssat
fsisnGs3 sell fas shat pea Afs adapted
fas ard hsw - ~ successful n iifs
tells yua what business " fpu#f los ~
fsf Fsa TIE madam ~ti Ktsn fsa
sYsFF saffsfzeiies. ttsf fr4dinxs are ali
eaufidentists charges te esnts This
Fnsaam ear - fussa as ftSa uusah u
bstrssn second sad ThlTd svss. Yer
rnn Hotel
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1916-09-18

wANTED--YARDMES ASD Mft,LaE~
FOR ORR MILLS
Fuckers. failsrs track men and araasrs
Tor our campo steady wprk fine
camps and best wages IN state 81
Warrington. In 10 years have not
shut down except for July ard
Christmas. Apply Clear Lake Lumbar
Company. Clear Lake. Washington. or
fe7s Hsnrv> building. Seattle
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1916-09-18
THEATRES
GRAND

GRAND
Gillette and Hendler. at the
Grand theatre. present high-class
singing. novelty act fun OF live.
snappy. up.tosnuff amusement.
Fosters wonderful dog. Spot"
the undertaking dog" is wiser
than some folks we know.
Hamilton and Denee, In black
face. introduce songs OF the South
Dave Williams and company
show The Bachelors Baby" a lit
tie play full of heart interest
Frank and La Franch are marvel
Gus head balancers.
The third episode OF Liberty"
is even more interesting than pre-
yious episodes.
OAK
Actor folks are all more or less
shperstitious. This is youched for
by w A. Mackenzie. manager
Comedy company. which opened at
the Oak theatre with "Follies OF
/ the Day Sunday The company
had tickets bought and reserva-
F lions arranged for on the Con
gress. which met with disaster last
week near Coos bay. They had
Just completed an engagement at
Frisco. where they had played for
( 81 weeks steady run
Mackenzie decided that Septem.
Der rs" was no time to take a
boat. so sent the company ahead
4 by rail.
Capacity audiences greeted each
performance Sunday. The chorus
OF 16 girls is lively. They dance
and sing we'll. THE Yellow Peril"
a sensational serial. is shown.
PALACE HIP
Most folks believe they can fig.
ure out the secret OF the average
illusion act. but there's a chest
mystery at the Palace Hip that's
an unsolved puzzle. Herbert
Brooks and company do il. escap-
ing from locked and tied. all.
steel trunk.
Chas. A. Loder and companys
comedy playlet. THE Night Doc
tor" is scream. Loder. as the
"souse' comedian. on his way
horne. gets into the wrong house.
Carter and Waters have a ridicu.
lous skit, The Suffraget."
The Singing Four offer de.
lightful program of songs and com.
edy Irene May, The Girl From
the West" sings popular songs
with good effect. The Kregers
have novelty wire and iron.jaw
act
The photoplay. which continues
until Wednesday night. is The
Butterflies" The Selig- Tribune
News Pictorial is shown.
WILKES PLAYERS
Along Came Ruth to the old
Orpheum theatre Sunday and turn
ed out to be about all the very
flattering press agent said of her
in his advance notices.
Ruth. in the person OF Miss
Phoebe Hunt, of the Wilkes Play
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1916-09-18
EXTENSION WILL
COST HUGE sum

PHILADELPHIA. Sept. 1S.-The
Pennsylvania railroad will spend
Si0,000.0oo to extend its lines into
Detroit. Samuel Rea. president Of
the system, announced today.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1916-09-18
Lands for Sale.
CORNER

stalls is-2b &c pkEs washing powder.
for &c. macaroui &C ID. noodles. &c IN.
beans. . lbs Zoe. loo mustard sardines
Sc can. stalls 2, 4, 8, 7. pot roast. Sc 20
ioc h. cottage butts isc ID. sirioin and
round steaks, ltc 10 Boston butts. Zoe
h. rib and loin lamb chops. SC u. Al
Stong's. SID. sack corn meal 2sc; Soc
a. jar Queen olives. 2ac. soc can bRhins
powder. asc. 4 SC boxes matches. tocs g5c
can asparagus SC ? thc pkRH pancake
flour. Sc Stall H. fresh Columbia river
sturgeon. ihc III; fresh black cod loc
10, lbs. 7Sc. haiibut and haiihut cheeks,
zoe ID. anchoviea isr HI fresh open
clans. SC ut. 2bo at Stall IS. buckle
berries. 90 h, tomatoes soc box. deliv-
cred. Bartlett pears 81 90 box. deity.
cred
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1916-09-18

L. S. FINCH has arrived at the
State college at Pullman. to an.
alyze food products for citizens Of
the state.
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k Tr~Ts awSfSas
K F Il: /; i :,;: J: :;;' !:
rNREBEEMep riEDuEs CONSISTING
81 clothing t-ssirY musical fustru-
fnents guns. saiseas@s. trunks. etc. faf
sale ehssp. HarEelr Store and Lean
offee, tie fifst ave
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s-For observation-disclosures


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guarantee safe delivery te destination
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GENrt.EMAS BE-. WISHES 10 MEEf
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sse cans pineapple ise. soc jar Queen
olives ace
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ADELlNE LLOYD
oshsrs GENE asa So nut frr 20 yssrs
Aa.ilns f.tera has ba-s asstsi~'s phrsa-
oiexist and business adviser In aii AZ.
fairs 20 life al rnipn. Apt y 81.
lett stf. sp~elai ibis wsak. sec
e. EDiFow FttoSosHkrtiH AND
nT1 Eiisan Record Repairing
TIA | FfinNpIHAPu SUPPLY HOUSE
TIL iels wrstlsss Phone Mala .sfs
~ OPPORTUNITIES ARE OFEN TO
Seattle talented young people seea
from a. o. 80 50 Set . free tFaintnk
N musta scsirx ~ entering the Talent
Contest ~ ths Colonial Theatre Get
ewrtsSs rules A. thretre
,Np.lx.y/l. see DowS. uss a WEEK
$3.50. by, a diamond or watch.
&EI fErEH MICHAEL tses fna
.lhsrrl srsdm Rsned.iins
LADIES -sSNUEHs y : coTF1s T111
pills safs ard sure cure sor dstarsss
p~rsnds Price " Money refunded "
remedy fails after fair trial Raymond
Hsmsay room {. Hotel ksti.Fs Feurth
sra union
LADiEs-MY REMEDIES POSITIVELY
Huarant.ed safe and sur. Terms .at,
all case. 1894 18Th ave. East Madisen
Mrs Lf~DQuisr- nurse. wssi
stTw
KkgrfME PiArtNg TAUGHT. 10 TO
10 lessons success guaranteed. tst-ses
rsniase. Hids
t.kDIEs-MY great. successful remedy.
positively guaranteed. Madam crane.
ilts iith ave
RoDAKEnA- Ar 1. AT 6 THEY'RE
done" 10 cents a roll. Jacobs. 3 \
mag
DTAMoSDs AID PAwN TICKETS
bought Hour TO p. m. SIS
DENvER pYE wonKs-iaos Tih ave
HAPFiN 1888 LIES IN MAHHtED LIVE
Are you lousivf Join Seattle Reliable
Frisnaship club. Ladies' free Ada r
Evans. aii Union. APT y
YOUNG MAN LONESOME. WOULD
like 20 meet lady nos over 80 object
natrirnonv W tfifiers Address 4
q Boz s7s. Port Angeles wash
private maternity home 2tos Madison
GET ACQUAINTED sOcIErY'-- MEET.
ina. Thursday evenings 1915 Eighth
ave. Apt n
LADIES Is TROUBLE SAVE TINE
and money BY calling ia2ik broadway.
LADIES. NY REGULATOR NEWER
falls Call at 1871 p broadway.
10 COMPLETE breakfast willard
cafe seventh and Union.
VIZ RAY CASH ron fuRSITURE III
Pine q, rhons Msin 1890
HE0IsTEHED MIDwfFE-MRs VII.
leiksen. 7ois 18Th y. w Phone Bai.
lard 1854
GoN-NoL cUREs GENfTo- URINARY
diseases write for vital particulars
Kar-Ru Company. Tacoma, wash
9 q. c-PLEAsE PHONE 81 1883. No.
sis. la
sec DINNER. sppetizinK dishes. Willard
CT SsSc1'e sSe Sel2e ,>oooo.oooo
Manicuring- Massaging
DOROTHY WILSON vlbHA'
massage Room ss, Norrs Hotel. i4sss
Third ave
MISS MARION BATHS. MAS
Ing Room J. 1910 second ave
MABEL MARTIN-vIBhArINd
mauicurinE No 7. Arcade Hotel
MISS NATURALIZATION AND BATTLE
tb26h First ave.
MASSAGE curing n~" BATE ana p,h MAN "
flee II Green Hotel
MARIE DE woe MAS MAsSAo :,
Elliott Hotel 1854 Pike At
DOLLY AYNE- MAssAoE AND
Green Hotel. Fourth aud PIKE .
MISS BURNS MASSAGE TGn
baths Office n,
Elliott Hotel. First and PIKE open to
-~-S~S1~~S.~SyS~~ r~~-~~-~~~~~~y~~~N~e
24-Business Personals
FOX TROT ana other modern
dances Hippodrome
Firm ana University. Class lessons
free. 70 D. m only
MISS JEWELL MANlCURfNG TiiIE
Third office 10
MESH BAGS REPAIRED. 4os pEO.
pies Bank Uid
<N~~eNN~N>~>Nr~~>Nee~c
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1916-09-18

SAMUEL TRoNBuLl, accident
ally shot by careless marksman
while sleeping in his cabin. 20 miles
from Astoria. Ore, has been brought
here for burial.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1916-09-18
MADAM HOMER WAS nonN

MADAM HOMER WAS nonN
AZ AfsNans
aris ExYrs sha l. recognized az she
ufs#g wuHasfssn uhsrnnlaxtsl N ths
world tf7F nssfinKs wiit Assastsh Ypa
a. veil dsfsEhs FuH she tells past.
present ard faiure correctly. xtetnE YUa
valuable infsf8atien on all affairs -
life rear snd dsar % fh~ ham9H heart.
~ in tfnuhir. she raa help Fna Her
advtes Il coed. Try her Guaranteed
Satisfaction. HnsFn ~ AnflsFs netei,
Fratfh ave aHa Nnian ~
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1916-09-18
76---For Rent Furnished
2o-Unfurnished Apartments

THE QUINCY = MODERN AND 4
rooms Inexpensive 7at I'm East
aase
ST LAWRENCE AND ! MODERN
apartments Call 1909 Eighth nv.
TN<~0~r~~sN~r~rNrN-N~NrN~ ~c-~N~~~~N~~~~.~%
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WILKES PLAYERS

WILKES PLAYERS
Along Came Ruth to the old
orpheum theatre Sunday and turn
ed out to be about all the very
flattering press agent said of her
in his advance notices.
Ruth. in the person OF Miss
Phoebe Hunt. of the Wilkes Play
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1916-09-18
30-Furnished Rooms

WIDOW LIVING oN FIRST NIL HAs
lovely room to rent can morning or
evening Elliott 2os5w
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l--Housckecping Rooms
36---Rentals

HousEkEErtN0 ROOMS. NEW REDS.
por week close IA. 2soo W b7th.
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HOTELS AND
APARTMENTS
~r~r~ers>~~-~>~oo>s ~>e
N~~<S|-~~e~rN~@
Sale-Miscellaneous

INV PIANOS ron nENT. RENT NP-
piled on purchase. Neyer-Toner. 5fs
Union.
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1916-10-31
Wouldn't Brinq an Action.

There is a story told of very emf
nent advocate, now no longer with us
who once, while endeavoring 10 dis
suade friend from going TO law, was
asked what he would himself consider
sufficient ground for resorting to lit.
cation.
my dear fellow" he replied, 81 do
not say that in no conceivable circum.
stances would / take proceedings
against anyone, but l do say that if
at this moment you deliberately upset
my ink on the tableclOth, chucked nv
wife out of the window, threw that
volume of reports at the bust of Black
stone made hay with my furniture,
and finally tweaked my nose, l should
no doubt use my best endeavors TO
Kick you downstairs but once rid of
you, either by force or persuasion, no
power on earth should induce me &c
bring an action against you"
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1916-10-31
TUTOR HAD HER suspicious
Gift OF Roses From Tony Called for
Searching Inquiry, and Truth
Came Out.

Public school teachers in the Italian
quarter are constant recipients of gifts
from asmiring scholars. When the in.
trinsic value of an Offering is beyond a
certain limit, and they vary all the
way from ripe tomatoes to bits OF
jewelry, the teacher usually institutes
an inquiry as to its original source.
One boy made frequent gifts of flow.
ers. AS long as they we're somewhat
faded the teacher accepted them un.
questionably, but when Tony turned
up one morning with a large bunch OF
expensive white roses she felt con.
strained to ask the boy where he got
them. Heaven and earth were called
upon to witness that the flowers had
been purchased, later that they had
been a gift, and finally Tony's mother
had sent them as token of her re
gard. The teacher grew more stern
in her demand for particulars in re.
gard to Tony's fiowers-there was O
flower stand near by.
Tony" she said, tell me the truth
Where did you get those fiowers?"
Teacher" said Tony, at the end OF
his inventive powers. 81 gotta from da
church on Brooma street. Da man, he
no care-he's dead. New York Amer
lean.
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1916-10-31
Priceless Praise.

"A tug which had suffered badly from
a collision with the wharf, had under,
gone extensive repairs. After these
mad been executed the owner of the
vessel called to pay the account. and
incidentally to express his satisfaction
with the way the job had been done.
Just moment!" said the manager
OF the ship-building yard, smiling. "If
you don't mind, I'd like TO call in the
foreman in charge of the job and let
him hear what you say"
A few minutes later a burly son of
Erin stood in the Office and listened
respectfully to the praise. AS he
turned to go away again the foreman
spoke to the manager.
sure, sor," said he, sis this honor
able mintion, or does it carry
proizeT
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1916-10-31
New Things From Old.

What becomes of old sardine boxes
tomato cans, meat tins, fruit tins anC
tins of all kinds? In France, where
nothing is allowed TO go to waste
they gather them up and use them-tC
cut into tin soldiers. In France, too
the old boots and shoes are collected
and every part is used over again. The
work is mostly done by convicts il
prisons. They take the boots an6
shoes to pieces and soak them; Their
the uppers are cut over into children's
shoes, or, If they are too far gone fol
that, a peculiar kind of pressed leath
or is made by some chemical action
The nails are saved and sold, and the
scraps go to the farmers to fertilize
the soil.
Who would have thought it possible
to make anything out of old saws?'
asks London Tit-Bits. yet IL is sale
that many Of the finest surgical instru
ments and some of those used by en-
gineers are manufactured from the
steel that first did duty in saws. The
steel of saws is of the very best quail
ity and finest temper; and since 1t IL
good in the first place, it is Away
good"