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The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1916-09-30

Pinkham's Vegetable Compound My
mother bought it and the next month 1
was so well that I worked all the month
without staying at home day. am
In good health now and have told lots Of
girls about it. Miss CLARICE NORM,
% Russell Street, Taunton, Mass.
Thousands Of girls suffer in silence
every month rather than-consult ply
stefan. If girls who are troubled with
painful or irregular periods, backache,
headache, dragging-down sensations,
fainting spells or Indigestion would take
Lydia E. Pinkham's Vegetable Com
pound, a safe and pure remedy made
from roots and herbs, much suffering
might be avoided.
Write to Lydia E. Pinkham Medicine
Co., Lynn, Mass. (confdentiaD for FREQ
advice which will prove helpful.
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1916-09-30
FIREMEM RESCUE A PIGEON
Hydraulic Ladder Raised to Otherwise
inaccessible Place Where Bird
Was Imprisoned.

A pigeon, an ordinary one OF the
common garden variety. held up traf-
fic along Washington street for about
a half hour, brought together crowd
Of more than 100 people and caused
an exhibition performance of the fire
departments big hydraulic ladder, the
Boston Journal states.
L. G. Toomey, whose duty It is to
protect the Filene property, had been
deluged all day long with telephone
calls to the effect that pigeon was
imprisoned on the side of the building
between the second and third floors.
Filene employees lad tried to reach
the bird from the windows above ana
below, but to no avail, nor could they
find any ladder long enough to reach
the spot.
When six o'clock came the pigeon
was still unrescued, and Mr.. Toomey's
big heart would not let him go home
until the bird was free. He finally
got In touch with Captain Watson of
Ladder II at Fort Hill square. After
the chiefs permission had been OBJ
tanned the motor truck was brought to
the scene and the big hydraulic was
raised. One Of the firemen then scoot-
ed up the long ladder, which was
stretched to its utmost, and extricated
the pigeon. When the bird had been
"landed" it was given drink of water
and then showed Its gratitude by sour
rying out of the watchman's hands
and flying off to parts unknown.
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1916-09-30
Cause for Democratic pismay.

It is amusing as well as interesting
to note the concern of Democratic
newspapers over what they are pleased
to call the assassination of the Moose
party, the fact being that the party.
what there was left of 1t, decided by
the overwhelming vote of its duly con-
stituted Representatives to return to
the Republican party, from which 1t
had seeded four years ago. There Is
occasion for dismay in Democratic cir
cles, 1t must be admitted-nOt on &C
count of what This foreshadows as to
the former members of the Moose
party. but as to what 1t menaces with
respect TO the Democratic party and
the presidential candidate of the Dem.
ocratic party, Woodrow Wilson.
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1916-09-30
Republican Distinction.

The Legion of Honor" which, like
the "victoria Cross" is heard so often
today, although instituted by Napoleon
Is still republican In Its origin. 1t was
in the year 1902. the year In which he
was created First Consul, that NapO
leon overcame the objections Of the
senate to the "playthings Of monnr
ehy," as Berthier called them, and In
stituted the famous order of merit
At present the Legion Of Honor en-
braces Eve classes, Grands Croix
Grands Officers, Commandeurs, ON
GERS and Chevaliers. The president
Of the republic is grand chancellor d
the order.
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1916-09-30
The Airman.

Yet every man of them (the Royal
Flying corps) appeared true to what
I have since come to recognize as a
rapidly developing type-the flying
type"
The army aviator of today Is
picked for his quiekness Of mind and
body, and the first thing that strikes
you about him is sort of feline,
mountaineering alertness. Then you
note his reticence, the cool reserve Of
a man whose lot 1t is to express him
self In deeds rather than words.
And lastly there Is the quiet seri-
BUSINESS, verging almost on sadness, Of
the man who must hold himself ready
to look death between the eyes at any
moment, and yet keep his mind de-
tached for other things.-Lewis r
Freeman, in the Atlantic Monthly.
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1916-09-30
Country Has Been Fooled Before.

Senator Underwood doesn't approve
of the effort to gain votes for Demo-
cratic candidate by stealing the Re
publican party's protection clothing.
There are likely to be other Demo-
Gratis who will sympathize with his In
dignation, while consistent believers In
protection will have little faith In
Democratic professions of support for
protective principles on the eve of an
election.
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1916-09-30
Huohes Must Succeed.

At every spot in the country where
Charles Il. Hughes, Republican can
didate for president. appeared and adj
dressed the people, his reception was
most cordial and his utterances re-
ceived plnudlts which seemed to in
dicate an unmistakable trend of the
American people back to the old party
which for 90 years and more has
ruled the destInies of the country.
creating new Industries maintaining
increasing prosperity and upholding
the honor of the American name ut
homo and abroad
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1916-09-30
prooressives Back in the Fold.

VIII follow L. X. anywhere. Balti-
more Progressive club reaffirms allie
glance. headline.
The wisest thing the Progressives
can do now is to live up to their
campaign hymn of 1912, "Follow, fol-
low, we will follow Teddy" and go
with him back to the Republican fold.
The Baltimore Moose set good and
sensible example for the rest Of tho
herd.
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1916-09-30
Mare watchfuI WAITING.

It appearsthat the administration Is
Withholding recognition from the pres
ident of Santo Domingo, who Is defy
ing It. SO much secrecy Is maintained
mt Washington about Santo Domingo
that IT, has been impossible to. gain
enough information to judge the
merits Of the quarrel there: but It
Is an interesting fact that under the
observing Democratic" policy Of the
present administration In Santo Do
mingo virtually all Americans living
in the country have ded for their lives
to Porto Rico. tsg
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1916-09-30
Save the Babies.


children civilized countries, per
Eve, onehaf before
they aref feeni
We hesitate timely Casoa would
Neither
nnte deaths occasoned by the narcotic
less opium On morphine They considerable quanses
CONCESSIONS death Castoa operates exactly the but
the blood to circulate properly opens the ~
the skin and alays fever m WITH
Genuine Castoria always signature Of zTLSX
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1916-09-30
Precedent Shattered.

We reaffirm our belief in the doc
trine of tariff for the purpose Of
providing sufficient revenue for the
operation of the government econom-
ically administered.-The Democratic
Platform.
Out of the window with "for rev.
enue onlyr' The unconstitutlonality
of Republican protection was forgot
ten at st. Louis. What will the Re
form club say to this7
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1916-09-30
Goinu Backward.

II come of remarkably long lived
family. My great-grandfather lived to
be hundred, my grandfather died at,
the age of ninety-seven and my father
at the age of ninety-four."
"That's splendid record, old man,
but all the same you seem to be los
Ing ground"
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1916-09-30
Useless.

Thine is the most precious thing we
have, and yet there's not one Of us
who doesn't waste 1t as If 1t were of
no value whatever"
you're right about that, old man. !
don't suppose there's day goes by that
don't spend half an hour or more
trying to convince my wife that she is
spending more money than we can
afford"
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1916-09-30
Dangerous Place.

"That's peculiar looking bruise you
have on the back Of your neck" OBJ
served the doctor.
"Yes," said his patient. I'm sub
ject to those. You see, I'm a clarinet
player In an orchestra"
II don't see how that can produce
bruises on the back of your neck"
ut doesn't produce them exactly, but
1t places me in position where am
very liable to get them"
"How Is that?"
~ sit directly In front Of the man
who plays the slide trombone"
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1916-09-30
II Doesn't Balance.

According to the latest work Of fic-
ton, the Democratic campaign book,
the wage-earners of the country re-
ceived during the Wilson administra-
ton $3OOO,O0O,O00 more than they re-
ceived under Taft. And all 1t cost
them to keep something in the dinner
pail was S6,OO0 100000 more.-Boston
Transcript.
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1916-09-30
Huahes Quick to Decide.

Mr.. Hughes unqualified Endorsement
Of equal suffrage is an indication Of
how he will meet an issue when presi-
dent. Confronted with the necessity
of decision he does not hem and haw
nor cloud his meaning with rhetoric
but stands forth squarely for or
against. And the need Of man who
can decide and act is sadly manifest in
national affairs.
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1916-09-30
Too Refined.

81 wonder If Mrs. Jones could make
this kind of tart answer for the
church supper purposes?"
"My dear man, Mrs. Jones Is too
much of lady to make a tart an
swer for anything"
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1916-09-30
FIERY RED PIMPLES
soothed and Healed by cuticura Soap
and Ointment. Trial Free.

Smear the affected skin with Cuticura
Ointment on end Of finger. Let it re-
main five to ten minutes. Then wash
on with plenty of Cuticura Soap and
hot water. Dry without irritation.
Nothing like Cuticura for all skin
troubles from infancy to age.
Free sample each by mail with Book.
Address postcard, Cuticura, Dept. L.
Boston. Sold everywhere.-Adv.
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1916-09-30
Benefit of a Doubt.

"That woman seems to know every
thing that goes on in the neighborhood.
l don't see how she can be much of a
help to her husband"
"You can't tell. Maybe he's detec-
tive"
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1916-09-30
Girl COULD 3
NOT WORK
How She Was Relieved from
Pain by Lydia E. Pinkham's
Vegetable Compound.
Taunton, Mass. had pains in both
sides and when my periods came ! had

10 B lay at nome
from work and suf-
fer a long time.
One day a woman
came to our house
and a S k ed m y
mother why / was
suffering. Mother
told her that ! suf-
fered every month
and she said, why
don't you buy a
bottle of Lydia E.
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1916-09-30
Her Idea.

Mrs. Flatbush-Where's your hus-
band these days?
Mrs. Bensonhurst-He'sg gone to the
front with his regiment.
"What to fight?"
"Oh, no. He won't have to fight
He's an officer"
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1916-09-30
Fame for Daniels.

Secretary Daniels, however, mas
the distinction OF being one of the
greatest arguments the Republicans
have ever had.--Detroit Free Press.
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1916-09-30

The worlds supply OF black opals
is practically exhausted, in the opinion
Of n London gem expert.
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1916-09-30

Why isn't family tree with a ghost
roosting on one Of the branches Q
shade tree?
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1916-09-30
Bound to Be Heard.

Mr.. Flatbush-Dld you ever hear q
child cry as loud as that one next
door?
Mrs. Flatbush-No; but you know
the reason, l suppose?
mo, / don't"
"Why, the mother and father are
deaf"
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1916-09-30

When woman breaks mans heart
he hurriedly patches 1t up again for
some other female smasher.
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1916-09-30
Nature paints things red In the fan
land many man is able to trace his
fall back to the time when he painted
things red.

Hypocrites are men who think one
way and lead you to believe they think
another.
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1916-09-30

Mrs. Harriet NJ. Martin. ninety-eight,
works as "office girl" for physician
In Newcastle, N. III.
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1916-09-30

A woman's idea of domestic econo-
ny-make her husband give up smok-
Ing.
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1916-09-30

Prayer that is long drawn out is apt
to be narrow.
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1916-09-30

Make companion of vice and you
will become its slave.
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1916-09-30

Wise is the instructor who learns
more than he teaches.
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1916-09-30

Uncouth.
"Bill Blunt is one of these rough and
ready chaps. isn't he?"
"Yes, that describes him pretty well.
He is rough in manners and dress, and
he's ready to do anything except
work."
The Hattiesburg news., 1916-01-27

Advertising is the
Speech Of Business"
BY JOSEPH H. APPEL,
Director of Publicity John Wanaaker Stores, New York
and Philadelphia.
advertising is the speech Of business
Advertising is to business what language man-s mode Of
sef-expression.
"A business that will advertise both deaf and dumb and
heavily handicapped the worlds progress deaf and dumb
The word news printed American has
to mean human Stores tell their views human
interest way
Merchandise is dumb-un seen; then speaks louder than words
To bring people the the merchandising speak tor the
merchandise until speak for s the rst step advertising
Retail advertising the peoples guide their everyday living
he newspaper natural medium retail advertising and tor
all advertising.
"Newspaper circulate the denses OF population where
are also congreged largest with the ge volume OF mer-
chandse they are therefore the efficient medium tor all advertising
mmMdA dAunU UI the
The Washington herald., 1916-04-13
BOWIE ENTRIES

FEST RACE-seIling; 3-year-olds and upward
siS turlongs. Preston Lynn. is; Ischgabibble, los
Meslickz. lS; 'Rsheetion, los; Ida Claire ls
Se=Tia, lOl: Life. sj; Suregrt III: Ada Anne, los
% It's True. ls; Energetic. Ios;-sArrisa 100
Examiner. lci; Omar, S
SECOND RACE-seIBng; 3ysar-olds and upward
SIX fIrlcngs. 'McClelland, l0; 'Dakota, lGi
Luther, III; sorisllo lI2: Cbesterton, u5: Lost
Fortune. los; Lady London, III; Sir Dyke, ll2
AnGon IA
THIRD RACE-senins; +year-olds and upward
ere Tile and twenty yards. Cockspur, us: Task
le aviator, lol; ida Claire. %; Song Of Valley
ls; -NisadOo, llo; Peg %: 'FInaIee, a.
FOURTH RACE-The Csrital Handicap; SyearS
oids and upward; Eix furiOnssL PontefrAct los
I7resumEtion. ic3; Phil Ungar %: Greenwood ss;
Glosming. DJ; Iudge Wright 100; Skies Knob S
FIFTH RACE-scIling; 3year-olds: one mile
'PaTnAsfs-. III; .Lsrkin. rs; Trend. los; MoIy
o. l3; Good Counsel, IOs; Typography, los; Scot
tish knight lel: Southern Star. 6,
SIXTH RACE-SeIling: +yesr-nlds and upward
rle ard 0ne-siytetnth nilcs Cart Elliott lis;
'BatEs. III; Mike Cohen, lOs; Mis- -aters. los
lE g ford, II2i 'Ilsybo1m, 10: Mary Warren, los
SEVENTH RACE-Selling; 4-year-olds and up
ward; enc and 'sue-qusrteT mills. -Lather lp;
Alsno Park, &c; +Cuttyhank To-: BABY Sister 100
MarrhOn, lG; 'SGrHcCnoe. lOe; 'Geard, 10.
Apprentice allowance claimed
The Washington herald., 1916-04-13
George Moore's Entry Lands
Final from Fast Field.
Garnet Wins Third.
FOURTH MARTNcAScA
By GEORGE B. MORRIS.

Bowie, Md. April 12.-Budweiser,
Is years old. and running under the
colors OF George Moore. accounted for
the last race on the card at Bowie
today He was little fancied by the
public on account of his long career
on the turf. but a glance at his past
performances would have shown that
he has not been out of the money in
his last ten starts. He was neglected
in the betting and went to the post
at to 1. He trailed his field until
well into the stretch. where he came
on to win rather hRndily.
Richard +. Carman, the New York
horseman, put a good one over IN
Garnet when he captured the third race
by a length and a half, beating Greet
ings and Ruth Strickland Johnny
McTaggart was in the saddle and he
put up an excellent ride. Garnet paic
9 to !. o..
FIRST RACE-sslling; 2year-oIds; four fur
longs Great Dolly, rs Hanover. $50. S-0.
EO, won; Golden Bantam l05 tschamerbonl,
e.o. SD. second: Lncins p. lG CH&ringtoaj,
a.so. third Time. O;ss IS Ny Girl and Eden
SECOND RAcE-NIaidsn S-ysarolds and up
ward; mile. COstmsr. cs (Buriinsamel. SsSo.
$40. SAC. won; Aldouus, III Doylel. aoio. SD.
second; Piquetts. lol (HSypesl, $50, third Time,
la IS Cat o. Nine Tails. Edith Olga. Juliec.
liz la and Queen oS Paradise also ran
THIRD RACE-SeIling; 3yesr-oldS; ave and
one-haf fur;Ongs. Ganet. log q. MeTagzarS),
slsTo, $50. $50. won; Greetings. lo5 MoIntsinl.
a.oo E.sc second; Ruth Strickland los Dodd).
r.e third. Tine, l0s Paymaster, SteIlarinA
Stpnncr. Handful ard In Out also ran. \
FOURTH RACE-seling; +yearolds and up
ward; six and one-half fnrlongs. Martin Casa, loT
tAndezonl, SO. $50. $40. won: Ina Kay. oo
tCruisel, S5.1. $40, second. Between Us. III
tScaamerhonl. SD, third. Time 10 Is Tam
crane. BrOons Edge. SordeIlo. Striker and Jack
Hanover also ran.
FIFTH RACE-seIing; s-Jear-oIds and upward
mile and twenty yards. Geuard. lG tGrsEes),
S.0. so. p.p. Won; Gains0oruugh, 10 tDen-
nisonl, SSoo 500 second. Mamie McDee, l04
tscEansrhorn), SEQ, third. Time. 1878 Tom
Hancock. Margaret MGSe, Urinary and Heenan
also ran.
SIXTH RACE-selling; 1year-olds and upward
mile and twenty Yards shepherdesa- lc7 u. Nc
TaEgat. SD SEQ. 2.s0. won. Muzand, ITO
Forehand). $40. $50 second; satunus. uO
tBaln, $50. third Tune Is6. Richard Lang
don. CIriATsrock, Protog0ras, Peg and Nordecai
also ran.
SEVENTH RACE-selling: tyear-olds and Up
ward; mile and twenty yards. Budveiser III
tsanover). SsI0 $40. ao, won; Freda johnson.
10 CsehAnsrhonl. S-0. so. second: Mr.. Mack.
IL lCruiSel, 500 third Time, 1854 Ray
O. Lizht, Parior Boy, Billie Hbbs, Rose Juliette
and CRn also nm.
The Washington herald., 1916-04-13

ing over fifteen rounds. This Is SIS far
AS the principals have gosie IN the sign.
ing of articles. as Egan insists that the
night be twenty rounds while McCarthy
wiz not give In one inch on the battle
being fifteen rounds.
No mention Is made in the articles AZ
to the weight, while the date OF the nght
at the Ardmore Club has been named for
April 2 or %. Both lighters have posted
so forfeit TO fight on the winner-take-all
basis, with an agreement that s15o is &c
be posted within seven days of the fight.
the entire amount 10 go 10 the winner.
Matchmaker Freeman expects 70 bring
the boys together again today and set
tie the dispute over the number OF
rounds.
The Washington herald., 1916-04-13
In Which Lon Gets
Handed a FEvver

~say, Boss, what's this pIatonic
friendshipf~
My Gawd. Lon, In 'at the best
that Rachel could slip you after
all o. them excursions to the
"mevfesw You're stung. but I
begged You to discard them RI.
dicuious-iooking garments, cause
1 kncwed they WASN'T gonna get
You nothin'. Now she's gone and
picked you for autterer. Don't
start NO cryfn', 'eause you'll get
me all flustered. Piatonic friend
skip ain't no insult. II simply
means you're a nice little guy,
but TINT you won't quite do.
However, tell her to get next to
this Ida Claire horse in the first
race, and IL may be she'll recon
slider. They've been known to re-
consider. IL Idn's sawed for the
third string right along, 'cause
they're going to try to get her
over today.
The second oughta be between
Ancon and Lady London, with
Just "a shade for the former.
Cleaning looks awful sweet In
the fourth, and we look for him
TO bring home the AlligreftI.
Old Biaekford Is in good shape
right now and should be rnppin'
I'm the sixth.
We rather fancy Menlo Park in
The Washington herald., 1916-04-13
LENGTH OF BATTLE
HOLDING UP FIGHT

That Thonlas-Egan battle which has
caused so much comment In the local
sporting ranks during the past week Is
not completed TO date. At q meeting OF
the principals and Joe Freeman, the
matchmaker of the Ardmore Club, yes
terday, no agreement could be made In
the number of rounds of the fight and
the bout Is today as far from being
fought as one month ago.
Kid Egan, who formerly held tho
feather-weight title OF the South. insist
ed on fighting twenty rounds. while
Jerry Mccarthy, the manager OF Young
Walter Thomas, would not consent TO al.
lowing the fast local feather-weight go
The Washington herald., 1916-04-13
RAY TOWERS ELECTED
CAPTAIN OF MOHAWKS

The players of the Mohawk Athletic
Club basketball team were rendered .
banquet last night at the club house lsst
Pennsyivania avenue southeast. Speeches
ere made by all the players while Presi-
dent White, of the club: Manager Robert
MulhaIl, of basketball; Manager NC
clnre, Of the baseball team. rendered ad-
dresses during the evening.
Ray Towers who played In the center
position and guard position during the
past season, was elected captain Of the
quint for next season
The Washington herald., 1916-04-13

Left on bases-BusiDess, s; Georgetown, 10 FRS
base 90 baIls-Oh wasSnEnn. /; od Sherman, Z
Hits made-Od Wassnann, Z; OF Sherman, II
Struck out-By Wassmann. 7; BY Sherman g. Three
base hit-Noonan- Sacrifices hits-Gerardi Hawk
Stolen bases Mccormick. B. Wise ~, Hawk, Har
rell, johnson. L. Wise. Double plays-George
town. ). Hit by pitcher-R. Wise. Umpire-Mr
Dowrick Time Of same-l hour and % minutes
The total product of the farms Of the
United States has amounted to more
than that Of all the gold mines in the
world during the last six centuries,
The Washington herald., 1916-04-13
CARDINALS WIN FIRST
FROM THE PIRATES

St Louis, April 12-The Cardinals put
lN.0o fans in happy mood by winning
the hrst game from the Pirates today,
2 to /. in a. great pitchers battle between
Doak and katlehner. Hans Wagner poled
three singles and drew a walk, while he
handled six chances perfectly.
4. H. L.
ritf 1rgh............ 5000 oIOo1 g j
St Lo1is............. 0 % OOl IL 8 :
EattsTiss-KantIshnsr and Wilson: Doak and snJ-
der. Umpires-MessrA. O'Day and Eason.
The Washington herald., 1916-04-13
Eyers Sells Interests

Iroy, n. T., April K--John J. Evers
captain and second baseman OF the Bos-
ton National League team, TO-DAY dis
posed Of his Interest In the Troy State
League baseball team. Eyers is said 10
have made this move at the suggestion
Of the management and owners Of the
Braves. who expressed a desire TO have
his entire services and interest and did
not want him TO be hampered In any way
by the worries attendant upon another
ball club.
The Washington herald., 1916-04-13

the last, but thst has nothin'
whatever to do With what you
fasvncy. Suit yeurseIf.
DOPEY DAN.
Note--Lon wants to know II the
Poems o. Mexico think villa will
die as hero. what will our old
college friend Felix Di-axf And
to think the poor Kid ain't got No
mother to guide him.
The Washington herald., 1916-04-13
ATHLETICS LOSE TO
THE BOSTON RED SOX

Boston, April 12-Barely more than 5000
people witnessed the opening game here
today. the weather being unseasonably
cold, but the worlds champions were the
victors over the Athletics by a 2 to ]
score. Ruth pitched great ball, holding
the visitors to three hits In eight In
nings. In the ninth he passed Walsh
and made a bad throw, and was replac-
ed by Foster. Walker showed up bril-
iantly in Speakers shoes. Score:
The Washington herald., 1916-04-13
NEW YORK GIANTS
LOSE TO CHAMPIONS

Philadelphia, April 12.-The National
League season was ushered In here this
afternoon by a defeat Of the Giants.
The Phillies, behind Alexander, scored a
8 to 4 triumph over McGFaw's recon-
structed machine. Battery errors in the
ninth inning gave the National League
champions the deciding run. Score:
RH. Z
New York............. 30 l0oI.0O
Philadelphia- l 2 o OIO0l-
Battdies-Anderon. Stroud, and Rariden; AIexan-
der and Burns Umpires-MessrA RiSler and Hani-