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CARRANzA NOTE
IS C0NC|L|ATORY
FIRST CHIEF PLEDGES THAT
MEXICO WILL PROTECT
AMERICANS.
TO AVOID War WITH US.
A. B. c. MEOiATORS NOW PLAN
POLICE ZONE NEAR
BORDER.


Western New spapcr Union News Service
Washington.-Wit the receipt OF Il
pacific and coucilliatory note from
Carran2a, administration officials en-
pressed confidence that war between
the United States and Mexico isy now
I remote possibility.
The informal mediation by the Lat
n-American diplomats appears to be
bearing fruit President Wilson, in
accordance with assurances given the
nvoys, is retiring Gen. Pershing'7
'Xpedition toward the border. Gen
Carranza, in accordance with his
promise to the Pan-Amcricun Repub
the Presidents ultimGtum. Ambassa-
dor Naon of Argentina and his Latin
american colleagues are confident
President Wilson and Gen. CarranZa.
both having made concessions. will
find a ground on which a complete
agreement may be based Ambassa
dor Naon now intends to present It
both the President and Gen. Carranza
his plan for the joint policing by
American and Mexican troops OF u
border zone in Mexico.
The note arrived by telegraph early
in the day and only the fact that the
Fourth OF July was being celebrated
by all government departments pre-
vented its imm. dat" delivery. \
verbal synopsis of the communication
made public by embassy attaches,
with the approval of Mr.. Arredondo.
indicates that it is of an unexpected
~ conciliatOry character. The ambas
sador himself spent the day in the
country and on his return excused
himself from any discussion of his
overnmcn's attitude as now Off.
cially stated
Without doubt. the effect of the
embassy statement as to the notes
character has been to relax still fur
ther the diplomatic tension between
the two governments.
The release of the Carrizal prison.
ers already had stripped the situation
of its Immediately dangerous charac-
ter, but it is possible that American
officials will not fully share the Opt.
mistic views OF the Mexican embassy.
when they review the language of III"
Carranza note.
One fact stood out clearly TUESDAY
in The minds OF officials familiar with
President Wilson's desires and pur.
poses. II Gen, Carran,l sincerely de
sircs to find way for peaceful set.
Element of the difficulties between the
two governments. he will be- net more
than half way. Tn" diplomatic dis
cussion lorcshadowrd In that even: .
however, would have to be wholly
aside from the steps the Washington
government deems It necessary to
take TO protect American lives and
property along tn" border No pro.
posal for immediate withdrawal OF
Gen. pcrshng's troops would be en-.
iertaircd as u preliminary to ~
further exchange OF views on joint op
erations against bandits
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and salt to taste. Mix all Thoroughly
nnd form into sauBngcs tie each In u
cloth and boil as one does puddingB.
This sausage is good II cooked oat
meal Is added instead Of bread
crumbs.
Vegetable Curry.-put some butter
and slices of carrot in n saucepan. add
n turnip cut In dice. some potato and
also onion. cut fine. Season with salt
and add "A little water When the wa.
ter reaches the boiling point add tw.
tabl"RpOoufuls Of curry powder aud a
Tablespoonful Of -four. mixed together
with II little cold water to make tho
mixture smooth. Stir until II bolts and
allow II 10 simmer until m" v"go'ablos
are tender Peas. cooked beans or
rIc" are also good additions 10 this
dish.
Apple and Almond Puddirg-Stow
ten good cooking apples, Ew"r,on to
taB," and favor with lemon Put n
layer Of cnkc crumbs IN y buiierod
pudding dish, then add N" apple PUN,
over this scatter two honping table.
hINlplIHlh VI Il'IN 'NblIfU ~ GiblH1
almonds aud pour over one cupful Of
cuglhrd Bake IN the oven uutil the
cuBinrd ig got when quito cold beat
tho whtoh Uf three eggs ia Hin
roth. then add two tnbloapoonfulE of
sugar aud drop n by spoonrulB upon
the cugtnrd IN lItllo heaps, set In the
oven again until tho whites nro Of
light brown color Serve either hot
or cold.
Gnfnish frul salads With frul, Leaves
Of the fruit used IN the salad n Oh
ihiunbl".
Cus,ard SouNl.. put two tabl"
HpoDufuls of butter In n saucepan aud
whom bubbllnF hot add two table.
gpoonfIl8 ~ -four, blend well and add
cupml Of milk. cool until smooth.
Add four org yolks, beaten with twu
tabl"BpOoLfulE NJ sugar and set awny
10 cool Hail an hour before serving
fold IN IN" beaten whites and bnkG
In n pudding dish set IN htt water.
Serve with creamy sauce.
N. "
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CANADA SEXCELLENT
FINANCIAL STANDING
Bank ClearnyS LnCrease-Agri-
culture Is a PAYING Indus
try-ManufaCtures
Doing Well.

! ada is on the threshold of perhaps
the most prosperous era in her his.
| tory. The unprecedented value OF
the farm products of 1919. together
with the very large output of factories
working on munitions of war has sud.
denly brought the country into II po-
sition, financially. scarcely hoped for
ms 4 nation for years to come E.X-
port surplus of $JOuOWO Il month Is
making Canada very strong in cash.
Extract from official bulletin of Feb
ruary II. 1916.
The response by the farmers Of Can
ada to the call fer increased produc-
tion in 1913 was Il total net output
exceeding one billion dollars. an in
crease over normal years of ut least
three hundred millions The three
Prairie Provinces contributed prob
ably nearly onc-half of the total prod.
uct.
The wheat crop was worth S3lOoOO,-
600, and accounted for about 80 per
cent of the total agricultural product.
Other things counted also. Look ut
darying. In Ontario the dairy pro-
duction was increased 20 per cent,
ana prices were over 10 per cent
ahead of 1914. Other provinces shared
In the increase especially Alberta
Saskatchewan, Quebec and Nova SEQ
'lh. Inc DAIRY COW was "on the job
IN 1919. So also were the beef cattle.
the pigs and the hens.
1t Is not fair to the farmers of the
Prairics to call the wheat crop of 1913
miracle" crop. The farmers culti-
waited more land and gave attention
to their seed Providence gave them
favorable weather. Then they toilcd
early and late in the harvesting and
| thrcshing. Good cultivation gave big
ger Yields than careless work, ID buSh.
els rs against -.
Tho vo,I,h Of Nos,orr co,,, T.,
nv M mo,ns all /, IFS u.ho,, cr,,, +,
the country hod n, WHOM, -, ~, -
would sill bc c,mous ,s &, land of Src.
ccssful farmers IN occour, Of i,s s,oc,,
production From ono sh,,u,r, roint
fUirb pivcr ,Ihor,,> o,.,, g. 900 M
worth of horses have been sold in the
last two months. The average price
to the farmer has been about $1,000
per head. According To Government
returns there are II million and n half
horses in Manitoba, Saskatchewan and
Alberta. worth probably $50. 900 90
Tn, Investments which r,ruors nj,
! West ern Conodo oro maxine In Iva.
| stock and farm Imnroycmcpts ,r.
good evidence of the fac, tho, ,h,v
have money for these uurpos.s |, ia
apparcnt. however, thai thcy orc also
| spcndlnr some of their nrnn,s nj,
| those things which will bring rrcn,,r
! comror, and cnIoymcn, to themselves
| their wives and their families Tho
automobile trade nil throurb Tho
country is particularly nc,Iyc ,rd
farmers are the hlggcs, buycrs r,.
cent report OF the Saskatoon district
shows ,hn, I'm two months II ,uiI,ini
dollars worth Of automobiles hnv.
| been sold. largely to farmers. Nor ore
/ all of these cars of the Chcuprr makes.
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Collects s,2a.ss7,a2e in Income Taxes

Washington In corporation take,
f56.'09.Hil was paid to the United
states government In IA" fiscal year
ending Jun" 30, ard sf5.ri7,lS In In.
dividunl income rnNos. total OF sl2l.
sb'l2o, according to statement ~.
sued by Secretary al the Treasury
McAdoo The Colorado district which
includes Wyoming. contributed ,57a..
5U2 In corporation taxes lud tIGi.lu-
In individual Income taxes
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ute ON each side.
lay on II deep plate
and score very
closely, uttin 4
half way through.
Turn and score on
the other side at
right angles. Pour
over hot water to
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Chicago Live Stock Quotations.

Chicago Hogs Bulk, sa.T5u 1900:
Wght. tg2iT'9O; mixed. sJ.25m $50.
heavy. sH.2Oma.S5. rough, s"s0m2.a5,
pigs. S7iuHbio.
Cuiii.- Sptiyc beef cattle, s7.5OH
iIs5. Western holfcrs, ss2iH9.ii,
lockers aud feeders. Sj.IiH $50.
cows and hcif.rs, ta7i1HSi, calves
s. sou ll.7i.
sheep Wc,hcrs, 'G.3oNsli. ewes
tig5aTtU. lambs, f7-iHrGO.
springs. $500 100.
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Chicago Reports from the entire
country show eight deaths and 1870
persons injured rs the toll OF the
Fourth of .luly celebration. rs com.
pared with nineteen Killed and nu& In
!ured in 1915
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Overheard on 10, Stree,

why nr" you down on sam. la,
tus1 lie thinks II great deal of you:
be told me ~"
"WcIl, you Just tell dat niggcf 10
the dat his fr"llns nm no, rarip.
ros,Iii.d OATS pll."-i.D.,un Evening
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Nowhcr" Is the sky So blue. the grass
50 green, the suushlu. So bright, the
shad. SO welcome. AS right here. now.
today No other blu" Sky nor bright
sunshine. nor w"lrom" shade exists
Tor you. Other skies are bright To 9th
'rs. They have been bright In IN"
past and 50 they viii be bright again.
but yours are here and now. David
Starr Jordan
The Arvada enterprise., 1916-07-06

Two hearts carefully
washed and alltho waste
removed. can be cooked
In boiling water to GOV.
or, adding such season
ing as Is enjoyed. then
slice and serve hot or
cold. Calls liver lardcd
with salt pork or bacon
and baked is another
delicious dish. easy tn
The Arvada enterprise., 1916-07-06

Mlss fuddi"-ln sure your Lgn
this petition we're getting W to end
tn. wnr.
E"gglr=Guh Jove m 30 yDu, They
snS thnt II 1t lnst- much longer Won
have 5Osc"nt gasoline, =l.if".
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AmstIeans keed Urlty OF ssn.tmsn.

Bridg"hnmptDn. y '. Charles T.
llughoH, rpoaking at th" nearby yIl
lAgo OF Eat Hampton, told Fourth
Of July audicnc" America needs above
nil other lhiugs. an intelligent com.
pr"h"usion OF the ideals Of domoc.
rlcy lie ~ 'ftpd that the nation
needs moro than thrills Iu its patriot
ism. and sald hi dream Of America
WIS Of a country differed by H. best
men. aciualcd by no thought 81 self
II" doyou'Iy hoped Tor nov birth of
the sentiment NJ unity from the cDun
try'B present pufiis
The Arvada enterprise., 1916-07-06

1T WHO TIHN TIN N'E'TN'
blos only boiled every
time they appear.
Potato Sausaqe.-TaEc
half a pound of bread
crumbs, half q pound Of
cold mashed potatoes. u
quarter of a pound Of
chopped onions, two eggs
and a quarter Of "A pound
OF butter, with pepper
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Something Different.

"Flnbdub hnS written very IN.
usual romance"
whats the startling thom"Y"
'lt's nbout n murrlod couple who
live happily together"
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ing humps u
dough. destined
for bread. Wher
buying " g Z I
breads be sure
that they are fresh
and choose tn,
large st They
should be pink
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Character lg hunt ont OF rirrum.
stances. From exactly the same ma
luTlalE on" man builds palaces. while
another builds hoy"is-G. IT, I,Wos
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One Certainly.

I'D" you think there * any adynn.
tnrr In rubber pavcm"ntsi"
They ought to suit people with
elastic steps"
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Butter.

Or mmCr!as, cN. LIST grade lh.29 a 80
CryamoiCs, I'd grade, b.. &c
Process .............. 26
ticking stock .............. u
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Yea, Scrilyl

Little l."mucl-Whnt an essay nav,
Paw An essay, son, Ia a pnrngrarh
padded with words
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SPECIAL DISHES FOR lNVALlDs.

When beef tea is needed in hurry
broil n slice OF roundstcak for a min
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ECONOMICAL MEAT DISHES.

There are many cooks who do not
appreciate the value of calls hearts.
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ruit.

Apples colo, fancy bo. sl25H $50
Apples, Colo, choice, box. l.2j
Strawberries. Homegrown.
tral" .,........t...... l,'h u 2.vV
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Boulder. Colo. June % Tungsten.
per unit OF 60 cent, So 10 SIS.
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Doctor What was the patI.ut's
mean temperature last week.
Wife Oh. doctor. rs always moan.
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We letlbles,
MISCELLANEOUS MARKETS.
Metal Make, Quotations

Lead. New York. $500,
Bar silver. JJc.
Sp"ltrr. ~ Louis. sll1n.
Copper cuH'ing, $1,000.
The Arvada enterprise., 1916-07-06

In all human affairs there are Of
forts. and there are results and the
strength o. the effort Is the measure
Of the rcsult.--Jamus Allen.
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Resolve to he thysclf. and know
that he who finds himself loses his
misery. Arnold.
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Grain.

Wheat. CHI, mill, 100 lbs, buying l.42
Rye, Colo. bulk. 100 lbs. buying 100
Idaho oats. bulk. buying ......l 80
Colorado oats, bulk. buying .l.3a
Corn chop, sack. selling las
Corn in sack. selling ......1.45
Bran. Colo, per 100 lbs. selling. .l.20
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Buying Prices.
ddo upland, per ton $4,000 li.oD
SSa-upland, per ton. l2.00@ 1900
SecoMi bottom Colorado
and Nebraska, per ton. II Goa Il. 90
Timothy, per ton ... $1,000 $50
Alfalfa. per ton ....... ll.o0Q 200
South Park, choice, per
ton ................ 1850 500
San Luis Valley, per ton l3.0O0li.0O
Gunnison Valley, per ton. .l5.009l6.O0
Straw, per ton ........ 4.50
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nay AND GRAIN MARKET.

= Y. Is. Denver, Carload Price.
The day book. [volume] (Chicago, Ill.) 1911-1917, 1916-02-11
GARMENT WORKERS READY TO
STRIKE AGAIN

Wild applause greeted the state
ment of Sidney Hillman, pres. of the
Amalgamated Clothing Workers Of
America, at mass meeting of tailors
in Hold Carriers hall last night
when he declared that the tailors of
Chicago are ready to strike again
next week if called upon and are anx-
The day book. [volume] (Chicago, Ill.) 1911-1917, 1916-02-11

iously waiting another call to strike
the moment the organization believes
the time is ripe. 4
A crowd that filled the hall to over
flowing greeted Hillman. Other
speakers were H. Schneid, l. Abrama,
j. Glickman, Elbaum Grandinette and
Stephen Skalka.
The day book. [volume] (Chicago, Ill.) 1911-1917, 1916-02-11

BUDGET MAKERS ARE LIBERAL
TO MAJ. FUNKHOUSER
No scandal or foundation for any
divorce proceedings have come from
the morals inspection division of the
police department, according to
Second Reputy Sup't of Police Funk
houser, and his Office has never pro-
secuted a girl who promised to turn
straight and get job.
Major Funkhouser appeared before
the finance committee of the council
last night to be quizzed by the alder
men going over the budget. When
he came to the morals division he
said that the chief had told him it
was the wish of the controller that
he be granted $4,000 instead of the
$36, 1000 he had asked for. The chief
told him not to ask for more than
$4,000.
Whereupon the aldermen appro-
priated $4,000 for this division with
the provision that Major Funkhouser
be granted full authority in its ex-
penditure.
Chief Healey, when before the al
derman, had practically stated that
he could get along without the morals
division. The aldermen asked Major
Funkhouser if the police department
had ever done work now done by his
Office.
81 don't think the police ever did
this work or would do it under the
present conditions" he said.
NAnHEHr MINnHEDC DEAnV tn
The day book. [volume] (Chicago, Ill.) 1911-1917, 1916-02-11
POLICE PROBE POISONING OF
LAKE FOREST GIRL

LAKE FOREST GIRL
To her high school friends detec-
tives looked today for clues to clear
up the strange death of pretty Marian
Lambert, whose frozen body was
found in the woods near the Sacred
Hheart academy of Lake Forest yes
terday.
Poison caused the girls death. But
the presence of mans footprints
parallel with those of the girl up to
the death spot and the absence of a
vial which might have contained the
fatal potion make a knotty mystery.
Whether the girl took the poison of
her own will or whether the fatal
draught was forced on her by the
man whose footprints show beside
hers in the snow-covered woods Cor
oner Taylor of Lake Forest cannot
decide.
A lack of motives for murder or
suicide puzzled authorities. If the
murder was committed it was not by
a robber, as her purse, containing a
few coins, was in the girls pocket. T.
post-mortem examination of the body
showed that the girl had not been at
tackled.
With no important love affairs, a
pleasant career before her in the last
year of high school course and no
apparent troubles, the suicide motive
is missing.
MediII Mccormick, i'll from com
The day book. [volume] (Chicago, Ill.) 1911-1917, 1916-02-11

willing the other half telling these readers should
your securities? Very truly yours
!. 3.
Advertising CHICAGO
aged 431S6O daily.
Arizona republican. [volume] (Phoenix, Ariz.) 1890-1930, 1916-06-16
Auctions
AUCTION SALE
WEDNESDAY, JUNE q

At the Cowboy Corral. Five Points
Commencing at 1870 O'Clock
Arizona republican. [volume] (Phoenix, Ariz.) 1890-1930, 1916-06-16
For Sale Live Stock

FOR SALE-Young pigs, brood
sows, feeders, II miles west on Buck
eye road. Z mile south, Cleary ranch.
hp
Arizona republican. [volume] (Phoenix, Ariz.) 1890-1930, 1916-06-16
Awnings

AWNING AND CAMPING season
now on; We make everything known
that will fool the rain and sun. Phoenix
Tent and Awning Co., corner First and
Monroe SITS. Phone AL. II
Arizona republican. [volume] (Phoenix, Ariz.) 1890-1930, 1916-06-16

A. ]. Moore e. :. =. Phone SAC
Arizona
Live Stock Commission Co.
Live Stock of all kinds Bought and
Sold. Cow Ranches Stocked and I'm
Stocked Strictly Commission Firm
Nom Spectator Good buy in sheep
$4,000 with good Range furnished.
Good heavy work horses.
Call for particulars.
81 West Jefferson st. tt
Arizona republican. [volume] (Phoenix, Ariz.) 1890-1930, 1916-06-16
Stations and Jacks

COLBERT, black imported French
Percheron stallion, weight 2100 lbs.
Native Jack, good bone: service fee
SO VIII sell or trade horse or Jack
for cattle p. t. Hurley. Buckeye
road. Phone 125R3.
Arizona republican. [volume] (Phoenix, Ariz.) 1890-1930, 1916-06-16

43 HEAD Jersey and Holstein dairy
COWS; also 40 acres alfalfa lands Jesse
F. Collins, Glendale. Phone LIBRA.
Arizona republican. [volume] (Phoenix, Ariz.) 1890-1930, 1916-06-16

FOR SALE-At a bargain, good
gentle, family driving horse, harness
and two-seated buggy. All in good
condition. Call at Henry B. Cate
ranch, r. f. d. /, Phoenix. Half mile
east Of Grand canal on Mcdowell
road. DIS
Arizona republican. [volume] (Phoenix, Ariz.) 1890-1930, 1916-06-16
For Rent Apartments

BROOM furnished modern apart
ment, cool summer home. 365 n.
Second Ave. bn
Arizona republican. [volume] (Phoenix, Ariz.) 1890-1930, 1916-06-16

Money to Loan

GET THE MONEY you need from
us to-day. We loan money from $40
to 500 on furniture. pianos, live stock.
farming implements, autos, second
mortgages, on city real estate, etc.
STRICTLY confidential, reasonable rates,
square deal Mutual Loan Co., 400
Grand Ave, hours a. m. to p, m,
Phone 1896 If
Arizona republican. [volume] (Phoenix, Ariz.) 1890-1930, 1916-06-16

80 CHOICE DAIRY COWS
% Holsteins, milking and coming
fresh; Guernseys, Durhams. /
roam, l Jersey; the above stock will
he brought from Mesa, TO be sold on
above date, without reserve. | have a
contract signed by the owner to sell
as advertised, without limit.
Arizona republican. [volume] (Phoenix, Ariz.) 1890-1930, 1916-06-16
For Rent Apartments

3 CLEAN furnished rooms in brick,
large screen sleeping room, gas, BATH
toilet, electric lights, water paid. no
deposit on meter, shade. A bargain
$3.50 per month 800 South Monte
yuma Ave. Phone 400 bn
Arizona republican. [volume] (Phoenix, Ariz.) 1890-1930, 1916-06-16

EXCELLENT, fresh Holstein COW
giving twenty quarts daily on dry
feed, butter fat 4.310 easy, rapid
mixer. Office Phone 1852, home 1853
bp
Arizona republican. [volume] (Phoenix, Ariz.) 1890-1930, 1916-06-16
Auto Business

FOR RENT-Big empty garage, al
so shop. Auto district. AIS N. list st.
If
Arizona republican. [volume] (Phoenix, Ariz.) 1890-1930, 1916-06-16
Wanted-Situation, Male
Wanted Situation, Female

.' EXPERIENCED stenographer, with
good reference desires position. Box
Al Republican. BIN
Arizona republican. [volume] (Phoenix, Ariz.) 1890-1930, 1916-06-16

I am instructed by the owner to sell
at public auction on the above date
and place the following stock, without
Arizona republican. [volume] (Phoenix, Ariz.) 1890-1930, 1916-06-16
Autogenous Welding

CRANK CASES, castings. malable
iron casting, cogs in gears, automo-
bile axles welded in short order.
Phoenix Welding Co., 800 West Wash
ington. II
New Britain herald., 1916-06-17
FINANCIAL NEWS
LOCAL STOCK MARKET
No Action Today and the Vara Stocks Are Quiet-Bristol B4 Rights Expire on June 22.

The local stock market was qI today with little activity. Std holders of Bristol Brass today ceived final notices that all rightd the new stock dividend must be taI up by June 22. The quotations of morning were as followsi
 Bristol Brass 67-68h, Bristol Bj Rights 7A-75s, American Silver 29, American Brass 295-297, Billi & Spencer 109-11O; Colts S351 ex-div., Eagle Lock 69-Tl, Land Frary & Clark 701h -71 1s, Natid Surety 290-292; Niles-Beraent-P 173-175, North & Judd 111-11S; { will Manufacturing 593-59S, Stand Screw 345-350, Stanley Works S5 New Britain Machine 88 # -85, P' Stow 6 Wilcox 34-36, Union Ma featuring 90-92, American Hardv 137-1381a.
New Britain herald., 1916-06-17
GROSS IN INVASION
 OF SOUTH AMERICA
Five Christian Colleges in Brazil
 Will Be Merged

Indianapolis, June 17.-Recom- mendations for the evangelization of South America were made at a meet ing here of the Panama Religious congress, who were appointed to in vestigate religious conditions in South America. The conference was con cluded yesterday.
 One of the important recommenda- tions was that all the five Christian collges in Brazil be merged into one great Christian university with it's seat at Mackenzie college at San Paulo Brazil. The existing colleges belong to various evangelical denominations Other recommendation were, that christian normal schools be estaD- lished in various countries of South America; the establishment of a post graduate theological school at Monte- video; that training schools for deac- onesses and nurses from the local population should be esta b1ished.
 The question of how best to reach the intelligent classes of South Amer ica were discussed. It was stated by the delegates, who made a religious survey of South America, that the great majority of the educated people of the continent do not attend any church, and that there are vast areas in South America unoccupied by evan gelica1 workers.
New Britain herald., 1916-06-17
Did He Mean Editors ofHouse orga
(Exchange)

A country school boy, was told write an essay on editors and thi the result:
 Don't know how newspapers cd to be in the world. I don't think Good Lord does, for He ain't got nd ing to say about an editor in Bible. think the editor is one of missing links you read of, and sta in the bushes until after the f1d and then came out and wrote thing up and has been here ever siI I don't think he ever died. I nd seen a dead one and never heard one getting licked.
 "If a doctor makes a mistake buries it and people dassent nothin'.
 'When the editor makes a mist there is big swearing and a big r but if doctor makes a mistake tH is a funeral, cut flowers and perl silence.
 "A doctor can use a word a yI long without anybody knowing vi it is, but if an editor uses one he to spell it.
 If doctor goes to see anotl mans wife he charges for the vi but if the editor goes he gets charge of buckshot.
 Any old college can make d| tor, but an editor has to be born.