New Mexico state record. (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1914-19??, 1916-11-03
r~INnLLAN'S PHILOSOPHY
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Purging the Heart.

freshin' jobs gushes foOrth for thursty
but dishurvin' Dlmycrats. He blows
on a horn an ivrythin' falls for ut
If the people call him liver so soft
Little Samuel had no quicker ear An
for sacryficin' what's dear to his heart
Abraham had nawthin' on him. Sure
he Is Dimocricy's shield an exceedin
great reward.
"Tis his Presbyterian bringin' up
I'm thinkin.' Furst he adopts a policy;
thin he thries to justify it, thin he
sanctifies it wild a phrase, while a choir
iv Dishurvin Dimmycrats sings q
hymn. An there We are. Justification,
Adoption IN Sankty-fcashun.
THE choir med great harmony whin
jim Smith, George Harvey an Bill
Brine was all in ut. But wan be wan
their vices cracked an they passed out
Nv the life Nv the great Idaylist.
Harvey went back to edith an Bill
Brine wint In search iv the lIowly
Kale. McCombs was canned, because
him an Billy McAdoo cuddent sing II
duet, an Oscar Underwood vas weak
on Tariff ragtime. But Wudthrow die
GRATED thin all. Wild f'what say yef
Wild the Order Nv the Double Cross
Ohio. I mind well the time AT the
Manhattan Club, wllin he kissed Brine
an kicked Harvey wild wal motion.
Now the choir has what Wudthrow
calls the vital sturrs iy life Stone an
MlcAdoo; panyirlS an Jim Ham Lewis,
wild IteIfcld for the high faISelto.
Wudtlrow sits wild his hands crossed
while the SUITS sings songs iv praise,
an Col. House winds the N%cthrola.
"Wudthrow is fond ~ music. but
Colonel House himself is the quiet
man. Faith av he danced II Clog on
a Wnshbiler ye'd niver hear a sound
well, wan night in August the
Colonel come ~tiDtoein' in through the
basement dure.
elbows the game, Colonel?' says
Wudthrow. 'So-so,' the Colonel says.
'Ye might round up q few more votes
SAYS he. sc%ratchin' his ear wild an
absent air.
".Aint 7 pot the ful, dinner.nairsT
oxes Wnltbrow onxiors ike All
tbot,s forgot tho fret two veor ond
a half, save Honse n~loosoptjv .Aint
l KEEP EN- out O. WARP axes Wudthrow.
Part O. tn time says House rubin
his left shin wild the felt-slipper on
his right foot. 'Aint nv voice our
greatest LIQUID asset?' axes Wilson
earnestly. It's some voice. says House,
but a lot iv suckers can't tell a asset
firm an li'bility, the Colonel says
".F'wbat are va driv,n, ot, sovs
xy,,so, fo,r ersbiro a utt,o
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an, all me friends beside. saws he,
.sixtann nor,nv GOOD MEXICAN Policies
-,vos NOT all thjm, enourh? he axes
in oronv. .Uut 7 will nurre me Heart
iv ivry pers'nal fought says he,
startin' for bed. An before he re-
tires. he takes a Heart Purge iv his
own invinshun the way it II wurk
while he sleeps. dinnaw fwhat the
purge is. It's a secret.
SIN the morn he was puzzled. lie
wanted a great sa,ryfse of a pur-
rinciple, dear to his heart, but he'd
used most iv thin already, an he felt
that this was no time for second hand
or slightly damaged sacryfises. SO
he sends for House. Colonel SAYS
he. 'F'what pur-rinciple d'yr think
wud be an accountable sacryfise In this
great morel imargincy?' he axes
anxiouslv.
mnvhienor, save tho Colonel And
bo cold u.on u,rd IN Wudthrou orr
and fodod silently ,uov ,broucb tbo
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