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East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1916-06-02
Csc TABLE LINEN 4sc

To be used for every day
cloths and restaurant service.
Shown in a few new patterns.
This is a mercerized cloth with
linen finish. Remodeling Sale
Price :. ...........................,.. 4Sc
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1916-06-02
SPECIAL LOT OF FANCY
SILKS $1.29

This includes an assortment
of our best silks worth $1.5O
to $500 yard shown in all
colors in striped effects. Get
your silk dress now and get
full benefit of summer wear. A
limited quantity. Notwith-
standing the fact that silks are
still going up, we are making
a sacrifice just for our Remod-
cling Sale. The yard. $1.29
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1916-06-02
soc CoLORED LINEN 31c

Shown in a few of the best
shades for summer wear; Sc
inches wide, in both heavy in
organdie weights, for suits and
dresses. Remodeling Sale
Price =. ..........-.......-......... Sic
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1916-06-02
SIPS DRESS GOODS SIC

Right at this time when
wooden fabrics are so high in
price, so hard to purchase on
the markets, we are going to
offer this special lot of dress
goods at a bargain. They make
up into practical dresses and
extra skirts; our regular stock
at SIPS yard; AZ to "a inch.
Remodeling Sale Price. 97f
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1916-06-02

the golden, luscious kind,
can 25c; dozen ...$2.75
Lunch Sets-Package 15c
and 25c.
Condensed Soups-21 kinds,
the can ..-..-.--.-.-------------- AOT
Buy them by the dozen.
Queen Olives-Extra large
fancy olives, pint. 25e
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1916-06-02
s1.Oo EMBROIDERED BA
TISTE CSC.

A few shades such as pink,
white and blue, embroidered
batiste for dresses. These are
short lengths, with a neat
wreath embroidered all over
style; regular price $1.OO.
Remodeling Sale Price. $50
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1916-06-02
MACNEILL IS SENTENCED
SIM FEM PRESIDENT GETS JRFr
TERM IN PRISON ron
REVOLT.

DUBLIN, May Professor John
MacNeil' president Of the Sim roio
volunteers, who last week was founa
guilty Of completely in the irish rovoI,
has been sentenced to life imprison-
ment.
The sentence has been confirmed
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1916-06-02
WASH GOODS

Such as voile, organdie and
lawns, with colored stripes, fig
ures and floral effects. You
may purchase these now and
get full wear for summer, as
they make up into dainty dress
es; q to 40 inches wide.
15c Quality Remodeling
Sale :. .-....................... lie
zoe Quality, Remodeling
Sale =. .....................,,. 14f
25c Quality, Remodeling
Sale =. ........................,,., 19t
35c Quality, Remodeling
Sale !. ...,.,.........-............ 26e
SOC Quality, Remodeling
Sale !. .................. 38e
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1916-06-02
DRESS GINGHAMS

Including all our 1Oc and
1215c dress ginghams; best
quality and finish; stripes,
checks and plaids.
1Oe Quality, Remodeling
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1916-06-02

Fresh Vegetables for Satur-
days trade, kept and handl-
ed clean and away from the
flies.
T. P. w. Delicatessen for that
picnic lunch, Cooked Meats,
Pickles, Olives and many
other pure food condiments.
Hawaiian Sliced Pineapple
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1916-06-02

SILK REMNANTS
1a-PRICE.
We have measured
up all silk remnants and
put them into this sale.
You'll probably find
just what you want for
trimming or for a collar.
Remodeling Sale 1a-
price.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1916-06-02
Econonu Seruice 1T. P w. Pure Food Shop" Pho

T. P. w. Coffees-No better
coffees and no cOffees bet
ter. Order a pound today.
Ripe Olives-25c cans, special
3 for .............................. SOC
l5c cans, special can........ 1Oc
T. P. w. Teas-The first pick
ing Of the choicest leaves,
pound .......... 6Oc to S1.OO
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1916-06-02

SOC TUB SILKS 39c
One lot 36 inch striped tub
silks, assorted colors, fine soft
finish; makes up into waists
and dresses; well worth SOC.
Remodeling Sale Price. 39c
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1916-06-02
HAND TOWELS

We are going to offer just
two numbers in hand towels;
they are huck towels with
white and colored borders;
full size and linen finish; can
not be duplicated elsewhere.
zoe Quality, Remodeling
Sale .. ............................ 14c
25e Quality, Remodeling
Sale !. ............................ 19c
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1916-06-02

Broken lines Of low and high shoes
from early spring selling, not all slz-
es in any line but all sizes in the
whole lot.
No 2S5-Ladies' Patent Welt Sole
shoe. medium low Cuban heel, CO.
lonial Pump. Regular price, *S.eV.
Remodeling sale Price ....... $24S
No 22s-Ladies Patent Welt Sole
Shoe. cloth top fixed with satin
beaded bow. Regular price S4.5O.
Remodeling sale Price ....... S2.s5
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1916-06-02
lions and Remarkable Bargains from Our Dry Goods
Csc WASH SUTTING lsc

"VN " ANHH .
This lot is a heavy wash suit
ing especially for wash suits,
dresses and outing wear, shown
in linen shade with small plaid
effect. Remodeling Sale
Price =. .............................. 19c
The silver state. [volume] (Winnemucca, Nev.) 1909-1925, 1916-12-30

Monday. January %. 1917, at IL
o'clock NJ, l will sell to pay the
aforesaid taxes. Penalties and costs
of advertising will be collected in
addition to the original taxes. Also
that said property is subject to re-
demption within six months of date
of such sale. by payment of said sum
with 3 per cent per month thereon
from date until paid.
F. G. HOENSTINE.
County Treasurer and ex-oficio Tax
Collector of Humboldt County,
State of Nevada.
The silver state. [volume] (Winnemucca, Nev.) 1909-1925, 1916-12-30

HUMBOLDT LODGE No. l6
1. o. o. F.-Meetings every
Wednesday evening at
Winneva hall. Visiting brothers In
good standing always welcome.
I. NJ. WOOD, N. @.
GEORGE VAN VOLKENBURG, Seeb
WINNEMUCCA LODGE No. 4
10, +. d A. M.-Stated com ~
munications viii be held at NJ
their hall 10 the Silver State
block until further notice at 1880 .
IN. ON the First Friday evening If
each month. All Master Masons N
good standing are cordially invite
to attend. G. p. HOSKINS, W.
CHRIS WOLF. sec'y y.
The silver state. [volume] (Winnemucca, Nev.) 1909-1925, 1916-12-30
Winnemucca School

Wells, Fargo & CO.-That certain
property belonging to the Wells. Far
go & Co., to-wit: The right to carry
express and the right to transact all
business commonly done and trans
acted by Wells, Fargo Co., over the
railway mileage operated by the S. P.
r. r. CO., within the County of Hum
boldt, State of Nevada. Said Wells,
Fargo & Co. operate within the linn
its of the Winnemucca School Dis
trict, in said County and State, and
exclusive of other special districts,
over a railway mileage of 1856
miles, at $321.31S per mile. Tax
$111.60. penalties s11.16, costs 50;
total tax s124.76.
Fail, Carl-Nh NWA Sec. %, TIP.
81 ~, r. SO E., containing 80 acres.
Tax 1888. penalties so.S4, costs So;
total tax S5.72.
The silver state. [volume] (Winnemucca, Nev.) 1909-1925, 1916-12-30
IOYeInck TnMn

Singer, Geo. Estate-The Sc 30
of Lot 6 and all of z and s, Block
Old Dobe House in Lovelock Z and
Block II. and 80 fit. of Lot 6, Bio
II. Tax s24.65. penalties $2.47, cos
50; total tax $29.12.
Burlington weekly free press. [volume] (Burlington, Vt.) 1866-1928, 1916-06-15

The ceremony was followed by a recep-
ton at which about $50 friends extended
congratulations and best wishes. In the
receiving line with the bride and groom
were their parents, Mrs. Martha Gates ard
Mr.. and Mrs, G. +, Partridge, Mr.. and
Mrs. II. j. Gates and A. C. DuCkett. the
best man. Hagars orchestra furnished
music during the evening and refresh
ments were served by Miss Lucinda
Smith During the evening the guests
were given an opportunity to inspect the
silver wedding gifts, which included u
large quantity OF beautiful silver china
and checks for substantial amounts.
Guests from out IF town included Mrs.
Hugh Mclean and two daughters, CATH
crime and Jean, of Buffalo, y. Y. Mr.. and
Mrs. Harold J. Gates of Louisville, Ky,
Mr. and Mrs Prince Smith of Plymouth.
y. H., Mrs. Robert Hoadey of Bingham
ton. y. Y, Mr.. and Mrs c. T.. Inman
and Miss Grace lnman of Plattshurgh,
n. Y, L. II. Shipman of Berlin, n. II,
and Arthur Merritt of Phiipshurg. +. Q.
fridge left In an automobile for n few
days trip Later they will go by way OF
the Great Lakes to Minneapolis, where
the groom Is connected with the Miller
Publishing company. He is n Burlng'
ton boy and was graduated from the
University of Vermont In the class of 1907
The bride is a native of burlington and
Burlington weekly free press. [volume] (Burlington, Vt.) 1866-1928, 1916-06-15
TWO CHURCH WEDDINGS.
w. II. Plant and Miss Rose Anna Bar-
ncy Married Yesterday.

William Eugene Plant and Rose Anna
Barney daughter of Mr.. and Mrs Leon
Barney of ~ Main street, We're married
ut st. Josephs Church yesterday morning
by the Rev Father Billion. The fathers
Of the young people led them to the altar
and gave them in marriage. Miss Emma
Martin was bridesmaid and Frank Viens
best man, and George T. Martin and Ro-
land Carter acted as ushers. St Joseph s
choir, under the direction Of j. T.. Beau
pre-, sang.
The bride was prettiv gowned IN trav-
cling suit of blue, with "A large black pic
ture hat, and carried n bouquet of white
roses. The bridesmaids gown was also
Of blue and she carried a bouquet of pink
roses. Many fine wedding gifts were re-
ceived.
a wedding breakfast at the brides home
for friends and relatives followed the
ceremony. After a short wedding trip Mr..
and Mrs Plant will make their home at
the corner of North and Chlmplain
streets
Mr., and Mrs, r, Guyer and daughter
and Miss Ruth Sauttei and Roger saul.
tell of Montpelier and Mrs David Felc
of Keesevilc, n, Y, were among the
guests present,
| Mr. Plant is popular in the vicinity OF
the city where he lives, 172 North Cham,
| plain street, Both people have been EN-
ployed in town for some time
Last night the parents of the younl
couple gave them reception at Moos,
| hall on Main street.
Burlington weekly free press. [volume] (Burlington, Vt.) 1866-1928, 1916-06-15
REGULATIONS REVISED
Reduction In Number of Prepaid Pieces
of Mail Matter.

Local advertising agents, business men
and others will be Interested in the fol-
lowing portion of an order issued recently
by the postoftice department: Under
such regulations as the postmasterGen
eral may establish for the collection of
the lawful revenue and for facilitating
the handling of such matter in the mails,
il shall be lawful to accept for trans
mission in the mails, without postage
stamps affixed. quantities of not less than
800 identical pieces of third-class matter
and of seCond-class matter thc old mini
mum was 900 identical pieces, and 30
identical pieces of fourth-class matter,
and packages of money and securities
mailed under postage at the first or
fourth class rate by the treasury depar.-
mcnt: Provided that postage shall be
fully prepaid thereon at the rate required
by law for q single piece of such matter"
The order goes on and says that Each
mailing Of second or third class matter
shall contain not less than $50 identical
pieces, and of fourth-class matter not less
than 700 identical pieces and must be ac-
companied with a statement signed by
the sender" This statement must show
the nature and quantity of the contents.
Burlington weekly free press. [volume] (Burlington, Vt.) 1866-1928, 1916-06-15
HOME WEDDING.
Miss Hazel Gates Married to H. J. Pat
fridge of Minneapolis.

In the presence of small company of
relatives, Miss Hazel Merritt Gates.
daughter Of Mrs. Martha NJ. Gates of this
city. was married last evening 10 Hanson
James Partridge OF Minneapolis, MINI,
The ceremony was performed at the
brides home. 800 Pearl street, by the Rev.
c. J. Staples. pastor Of the Unitarian
Church, the bride being given in maria ge
by her twin brother. Harold j. Gates of
Louisville, Ky. The best man was a. c.
Duckett of Minneapolis, and the matron
of honor was Mrs, II. j. Gates. The
house was profusely decorated with pink
roses and peonies. the ceremony taking
place in front of bank of palms. The
bride was gowned In white satin and
Georgette crepe, her bouquet being white
roses and lilies of the valley. The ma
tron OF honor wore blue taffeta, and car
red a bouquet of pink roses and forget
me-nots.
Burlington weekly free press. [volume] (Burlington, Vt.) 1866-1928, 1916-06-15
CATHEDRAL SCHOOL.
Graduating Exercises at st. Mnry's
Hal, To-morro,y Evening.

Hall Tomorrow Evening.
The graduating exercises OF the Cattle
dral school will be held at ST Mary's hall
next Friday evening a eight O'Clock. the
Rt. Rev. Bishop Joseph ]. Rice presiding
The program follows:
Chorus Greeting Waltz" ..,........,M Macy
Defamation, The American Flag.
Howard Black
Piano solo, "Murmuring Zephyrs."
Gladys Dunn
Recitation, Absalom. ... Gertrude Radike
Violin Obigato. Souvenir" (violin),
Regina Raymond, Constance OConnor at
the piano.
Glass song.
Presentation Of diplomas.
Awarding of prizes.
Address to graduates,
Rt, Rev Joseph J, Rice, D. d,
The class of 1916 comprises:
Joseph Anger, Howard Black, Catherine
Cartier Bertha Clough. Florence Cronin
Howard Delaney. Gladys Dunn. Charles
Flynn Catherine Garvey, Colette Ken
nedy, Frank Lafayette. Edward Martin
Arthur McGettrick, Philip McGreevy
Anna Morrill,. Paulita Murphy. Frederick
OBrien, James O'Sullivan, Frederick
Powers. Dorothy Provost Gertrude
Radike Frances Ready. Hazel Ryan
Loretta Upper. Herbert Tupper, Loretta
Valou, Leonard Walsh. Mary Whalea
John White, Mary Wilson.
The ushers will be: Viola Houde, Irene
Kiley, Mary McElroy, Alice Mckenzie
Margaret O'Nel. Fred Connors. Roy
Corley, Tim Daley, Michael Dorm, Harold
Gleason. Joseph Mccarthy
Burlington weekly free press. [volume] (Burlington, Vt.) 1866-1928, 1916-06-15
WILL MEET HERE.
Supervisors of State Banks Coming to
Burlington Next Year.

+. c. Williams of Newport. state
bank commissioner, wired the Free
Press last night that The National
Association of Supervisors of state
Banks accept my invitation to hold 1917
meeting in Burlington, New York made
strong plea"
r, w. Ward, treasurer Of the Bur-
lington Savings bank. says the associa-
ton is an ofrshoot in n sense OF the
American Bankers association. with
which 1t came TO hold it's meetings
simultaneously, The organization con-
sists of bank commissioners for the
most part, the leading States In the
Union now being represented, It's object
Is to standardize banking legislation so
as to facilitate business.
Mr.. Williams telegram comes from
Louisville. Ky. where, 1t would seem,
the association has been in session.
Burlington weekly free press. [volume] (Burlington, Vt.) 1866-1928, 1916-06-15
DRAGOON-GRAVEL.

The Rt. Rev. ]. NJ. Cloarec OBLIGATED at
St Josephs Church yesterday morning
at the wedding of Gilbert Dragon, son
Of Mr.. and Mrs Joseph Dragon of Mar
BILE avenue, and Miss Eva Gravel. daugh-
ter Of Mr.. and Mrs Albert Gravel of 10
st. Louis street. The fathers of the
young people attended them and George
Gravel, brother of the bride, and Cyril
Verrett We're the altar boys.
The bride was gowned in blue travel
ing suit and wore large picture hat and
corsage bouquet of roses and lilies of
the valley. 4 wedding breakfast succeed
ed the ceremony. Mr., and Mrs Dragon
| received many beautiful gifts from their
friends including cut glass silver, linen
and money. They departed at noon for
Albany and New York on "A wedding trip
rhey will make their home on Marble ave
nue..
Burlington weekly free press. [volume] (Burlington, Vt.) 1866-1928, 1916-06-15
ENRICH THE BLOOD
Hoods SarsnparilIn, n Spring Tonic
Medicine, is Necessary.

Everybody is troubled at this season
with loss of vitality. failure of appetite,
that tired feeling. or with bilious turns,
dull headaches, indigestion and other
stomach troubles, or with pimples and
other eruptions on the face and body. The
reason Is that the blood is impure and inn
poverished.
Hoods Sarsaparilla relieves all these
ailments. 1t is the old reliable medicine
that has stood the test of forty years.
that makes pure, rich. red blood-that
strengthens every organ and builds up the
whole system. 1t is the all-the year
round bood-purifier and health-givcr. II
embodies the careful training, experience
and skill of Mr. Hood, n pharmacist for
fifty years, in it's quality and power to
cure.
Ask your druggist for II to-day. (Adv)
Burlington weekly free press. [volume] (Burlington, Vt.) 1866-1928, 1916-06-15

If II costs moro to-day 1t may cost
still more next week. Study the ads
Burlington weekly free press. [volume] (Burlington, Vt.) 1866-1928, 1916-06-15
The Old Bee Hide
June Is
The Gloria Gage Hat Jor COLI, Ten
ms, Motoring, Boating or Amy
Out-ot-Door Sport

A very stylish all
around hat made
with a soft straw
crown and soft white
felt brim with a tilt
that makes it espe-
cially attractive and
smart.
One of the many
stunning Gage Hats
that are attracting
such wonderful at
tention in our millin-
cry section.
Burlington weekly free press. [volume] (Burlington, Vt.) 1866-1928, 1916-06-15
wOMAN's RELIEF CORPS.

Stannard Woman's Relief Corps had a
quiet celebration at Stannard Memorial
hall, consisting mostly of exercises by
the Riddles" followed by addresses by
Commander John w. Boutwell, and De-
partmcnt Commander George =. Martin.
The little ones big event was a drill by
Cathedral school children in which the
following took part: Lyell McLintocl,.
Francis Carney, Lyman Durfee Andrew
McLaney, Mark Pell, Edward Kiley, John
Stannard. Hugh OBrien, Frederic
O'Brien. Leo McGreevy. Clement Huarde
Francis Reece. Francis johnson and
~ Isldue
Burlington weekly free press. [volume] (Burlington, Vt.) 1866-1928, 1916-06-15

a graduate Of smith College. Both have
wide circle of friends who will unite IN
wishing them many years of happiness.
Evening journal., 1916-10-02

Mems Suit Sensation of the Season
Mems and Young Mems $40 SIz-Lined Suits $3.50
o gray.
wontsi
Mems $25 Top-Coats at $1450-Tan Color
of
seonon
Ladysmith news-budget. [volume] (Ladysmith, Rusk County, Wis.) 1907-1927, 1916-01-21
IS CHILD CROSS,
FEvER|SH, SICK
Look, Mother! If tongue is
coated give california
Syrup of Figs"

Children love this fruit laxative"
and nothing else cleanses the tender
stomach, liver and bowels SO nicely.
A child simply will not stop playing
to empty the bowels. and the result is
they become tightly clogged with
waste, liver gets sluggish, stomach
sours, then your little one becomes
cross, half-sick, feverish, don't eat,
sleep or act naturally, breath is bad.
system full Of cold, has sore throat,
stomach-ache or diarrhoea. Listen,
Mother! See if tongue is coated, then
give a teaspoonful Of California
Syrup of Figs" and in few hours all
the constipated waste, sour bile and
undigested food passes out Of the sys.
tenn, and you have a well child again.
Millions of mothers give california
Syrup of Figs" because it is perfectly
harmless; children love it, and it new.
er fails to act on the stomach, liver
and bowels. o.
Ask at the store for 50-cent bottle
Of California Syrup of Figs" which
has full directions for babies, children
of all ages and for grown-ups plainly
printed on the bottle. Adv.
Ladysmith news-budget. [volume] (Ladysmith, Rusk County, Wis.) 1907-1927, 1916-01-21
'CASCARETS' FOR
SLUGGISH BOWELS
No sick headache, sour stomach
biliousness or constipation
by morning.
Get a 10-cent box now.


Turn the rascals out--the headache.
biliousness, indigestion, .le sick, sour
stomach and foul gases-turn them
out tonight and keep them out with
Cascarets.
Millions Of men and women take q
Cascaret now and then and never
know the misery caused by a lazy
liver, clogged bowels or an upset stom'
ach.
Don't put In another day OF distress.
Let Cascarets cleanse your stomach;
remove the sour, fermenting food:
take the excess bile from your live
and carry out all the constipateG
waste matter and poison in the
bowels. Then you will feel great.
A Cascaret tonight straightens YOU
out by morning. They work while
you sleep. A 10-cent box from
any drug store means a clear head.
sweet stomach and clean, healthy liver
and bowel action for months. Chill
dren love Cascarets because they
never grippe or sicken. Adv.
Ladysmith news-budget. [volume] (Ladysmith, Rusk County, Wis.) 1907-1927, 1916-01-21
DEAD IN CALIFORNIA FLOOD
TWO REPORTED DROWNED AND
100 PEOPLE HOMELESS.
Residents at Many Places in Southern
Part of State Marooned-Big
Region Damaged.

Los Angeles, Cal, Jan. 19.-Two
men were reported drowned and more
than 100 people were homeless as a
result Of the heavy rainstorm which
has caused almost every river and
stream in southern California to over
flow it's banks and inundate the low
lands adjacent.
Residents were marooned at many
places, street cars and railroad traf-
fic demoraliZed.
At many points the streams had
broken from their banks, washing
away bridges and railroad tracks and
damaging thousands of acres Of cult
waited land. Unless the rain stops
soon, much more serious damage is
threatened.
No deaths from the storm were be-
lieved to have occurred, and persons
reported marooned by flood waters
had been rescued by night. In Los
Angeles 452 inches of rain had fallen.
The storm extended far into Ari-
IONA where washouts and flood condi.
tions generally were reported.
Ladysmith news-budget. [volume] (Ladysmith, Rusk County, Wis.) 1907-1927, 1916-01-21
CARRANZA HUNTS MURDERERS
Issues Decree Permitting Citizens to
Execute Bandits Who Killed
American Mining Men.

Washington, Jan. 1S.-General Car
rama has renewed his assurance to
the United States that he would make
every effort to punish those respon-
sible for the murder of American min
ing men near Santa Ysabel.
A dispatch from Consul Silliman to
the state department, dated at Quere-
taro, said Carranza had personally as
sured Mr.. Silliman, in reply to the
departments demand that the MUIR
derers be run down, that he "had is
sued orders for the immediate pur-
suit, capture and punishment of those
responsible for the atrocity."
simultaneously, in a dispatch to FL
esio Arredondo, his ambassador de-
signate here, General Carranza an
nounced that he had issued a decree
permitting any citizen of Mexico to
execute any of the bandits without
formality."
Ladysmith news-budget. [volume] (Ladysmith, Rusk County, Wis.) 1907-1927, 1916-01-21
TO FIX BLAME FOR E-2 BLAST
Secretary Daniels Names Court of In.
CURRY to investigate Explosion
en- Submarine.

Washington, Jan. 18.-A court of
inquiry has been named by Secretary
Daniels to investigate, determine the
cause and fix the responsibility for the
explosion aboard the submarine E-2
III the New York navy yard Saturday
which caused the death of four men
and seriously injured ten others. A
navy yard board appointed by Rear
Admiral Usher, Immediately after the
accident, reported to the department
that the investigation was continued,
but it was still too early to decide it's
outcome. The court of inquiry will
be composed of the following officers:
Captain William H. G. Billiard, Lieu
tenant Commander Fl. G. Sparrow,
Lieutenant Clyde S. Mcdowell and
Lieutenant Joseph o. Fisher
Ladysmith news-budget. [volume] (Ladysmith, Rusk County, Wis.) 1907-1927, 1916-01-21
REALLY A SIMPLE MATTER
College Professors Explanation Must
Have Been Extremely Satisfac-
tory TO Old Lady.

Unless a cyclist is a "scorcher"
there is no need, generally speaking,
to make any effort to avoid him. He
will look out for the collisions.
A lady was crossing the street
when she saw a bicycle rider coming
toward her. She stopped, then lodged
backward, and as he had swerved in
order to pass behind her there was q
collision. and both took a fall, but
neither was hurt
IF you hadn't wabbled SIR" she
said, angrily, as he assisted her to
rise, this wouldn't have happenedi"
Neither would it have happened,
madam" he replied, IF you hadn't
wabbled, or If you had wabbled in a
contrary direction from nay wabble.
1t was our concurrent and synchron
GUS wabbling, SO to speak. that
caused it."
Then the cyclist, college profess
Bor, dotted his cap, mounted his
wheel and rode off.