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The bee., 1916-06-13
Rank Nonsense.

It is the rankest nonsense for The
Trainman to pretend that the public
has nothing to do with this business.
The public has everything to do with
it. as the brotherhoods will find, If
they refuse arbitration and cast con-
servatism to the winds. The most
cowardly government could not. in
that case shrink from its supreme
duty OF keeping the national high
ways open to commerce New Or
leans Times-Picayune
The bee., 1916-06-13
How's This7

We offer One Hundred Dollars
Reward for any case of Catarrh that
cannot be cured by Halls Catarrh
Cure.
Halrs catarrh Cure has been taken by catarrh
sufferers for the past thirty-fve years, and has
become known as she most reliable remedy for
CaiaTre. Hairs Catrrh Cure acts thru the blood
on the Mucous surfaces, expelling the Poison
and healing the diseased portions.
After yon have taken Halls Catarrh Cure for
a short time you will see great improvement in
your general health Start taking Halls Catarrl
Cue at one and get rid Of catarrh. Send for
testimonials, free,
r. ]. CHENEY CO., Toledo, o,
Sald by all Druggists, 7so.
The bee., 1916-06-13
NORTH BOUND.

SOUTH BOUND.
The bee., 1916-06-13
EreIaht Aeeldents peorease.

The use of the huge new locomo.
tives and the long and heavy trains,
against which the Brotherhoods OF
freight trainmen, who are asking an
enormous increase in wages, protest
so vigorously, seems to have resulted
in a rapid decrease in accidents to
railroad employees. and a decided in
crease In their safety. The number
of railway employees killed in ser
vice diminished from $40 In 1911 to
452 in 1914. and the number OF in.
iured from 66Ol 10 1928.
The bee., 1916-06-13

Constipation causes hendaebe, indiges61D
Einess, drowsiness. For mild, opening H
cine, uee Doan's Reguleis. asc bax n
stores.
The bee., 1916-06-13
L.H.& ST: L.TIME cARRs
HENDERSON ROUTE

Trains from and to Henderson,.
EAST BOUND
No. l46, Louisville LimItsB
.,,.,........... 3:l&a-m
No, l42, Louisville Express
...............,..7 7:0l .. M
No. I44, Louisville Fast MANI
........-. .. 2s52p..mst-
No. l4S, Owensboro Accom-
modation...,... 9:26a-M--
No. 100, Cloverport Accom-
mediation. ...... h:36a-m
WEST BOUND
No. 145, Louisville LlmitsGsN
................ l: :4S q. M,
No. 141, Louisville Fast Mall
.................l2;5Sp, IA.
No. l43, Louisville Express
................ 9:l5p. ms
No. lat, Cloverport Accom-
modation,,....:. 9:00a.IE8
No. 149, OwensborO Accom-
mOdation, ..... 5:l5plno.
e. M. WoMAOK, @. PSsE
T.. w. ROGERS, T. A.
The bee., 1916-06-13
Drives Out Malaria, Builds Up sysIem

The old standard general slrehgthening tonic.
GROVES TAsTELRss ehA IONIC, drives out
Malaria enriehes the blood and builds the sys-
ten. A true tonic. For adults and children. SOC.
The bee., 1916-06-13
/. c. r. r. TIME CARD.

Time of departure of Illineis 1sE--
tral trains from Nortonville, XIV.
Effective Sunday, Feb. 20, 191Gsu
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1916-12-28
BY 6. a. MARTIN.
NJ u---

she said. What was more she was
young bridegroom being married
BY Rev Miles Hanson recently. got
excited and mixed up his words during
his arrangements with the minister for
The ceremony
Wait one moment, doctor calltd
the nervous groom Is II the right
OF left hand the ring goes on
The left" hurriedly replied the
minister.
And, doctor. Isis it Missionary
10 Gus the bride?-'
Discussion between two reporters At
a meeting OF the school board, when
the salaries OF school teachers was
being considered:
First reporter would hate 10 be
Z school teacher. wouldn't YOU
Second reporter-Yes, il requires
brains"
The galley boy says he doesn't see
why the union makes a fellow work
four years before IL gives MIN a
5ourneyDan's card; he says he can do
as well as some of en- after only
four months at the trade
x
Here's a story from the Philippines.
told by one Of the officers OF the
saith infantry II was during the early
days OF the American occupation, when
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1916-12-28
Silver City, A Summer Resort

Silver City, n NJ, Is about to make bid to become
the summer resort of the southwest. Its chamber OF
commerce making arrangements to finance the cree
ton Of $4,000 hotel half the stock TO be taken by
local people and half by outsiders, and to from
the railroad company such favorable rates will make
the fare to and from Silver City attractive The cham
Der Of believes that accommodations and rates
are all that necessary to provide, inaSmueh as
Silver City already has the climate and scenery.
The Silver City people aiming especially at FL
Paso has been stated that about IS FL Paso families
spent last summer in the New Mexico town, despite the
fact that there inducements IN the matter or
railroad rates living accommodations to otte and It
IS believed the addition Of those inducements would
result In very much larger number of people from FL
Paso and from New Mexico and Arizona places Of resi-
dence spending the summer there.
Tie Silver City chamber Of also intends 10
take up the matter Of providing outdoor recreation and
indoor entertainment for the prospective summer visitors
so that their time may be pleasantly occupied and their
vacation rendered correspondingly more enjoyable
The hotel idea is excellent and IS in fact almost IN
dispensable for successful resort 1t might
be good idea also, TO make It possible for cottages
to be erected at low Many families prefer the
privacy of their own small summer homes to any hotel
and the rates which hotels obliged TO charge families
make them prohibitiye many people who would other
wise be glad to spend the at some such place
as Silver City Furthermore the best way 10 insure the
return Of family after summer is to establish
It IN ifs own cottage
Silver City has good idea N its resort project
Ii only needs development along the proper lines and as
for Fl Paso If Silver City provide the sunlmering
place FL Paso Will patroniEe IT.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1916-12-28
Roundabout Town
Three Religions Represented In Rotary Club
Col. Heard To Make F. Bliss More Beautiful

there was real fighting with tie
Two members OF the expeditionary
force got separated from their com
mand and were lost in the bush They
were captured by a hostile tribe OF
savages and brought before the chief
He ordered them 70 90 out ana
gather some fruit Upon their return
the chief ordered one OF them JIM
in 10 his presence
What bringest thou he demanded
Grapes
Then swallow them whole; thst IS
thy punishment. and Of like nature
will be the punishment % they
friend"
Jim burst out laughing.
The chief gazed AT him sternlys then.
Why dosI thou laugh2' he asked.
We'll. my pal, Bill-ha, ha;-he's
got cocoanuts-
Manager E ?. Maxwell. OF the Crav-
ford theater. has a story Of how a
conjurer and black mystery man
was once broken up" by a small boy.
who had been called upon the stage 10
assist IN the performance. After TAX
ing eggs from hat, which the boy
mad held, ana which was apparently
empty when the conjurer had handed
Z 10 the lad, the performer. looking
trIumphantly out at the audience. and
rubbing his hands with Elee, patted
the little chap on the back. saying,
mere, my, little man, if your mother
could 90 mat II would be useful to
her. She can't get eggs for her pud-
ulhss- you know, without keeping
lows. oh. yes, she cam said tho
poH- How said the astonished pro-
lessor, Why. she could keep ducks"
IePlied the urchin- The man Of u1ys-
ierE collapsed amid the laughter Of the
audience.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1916-12-28
Short Snatches From Everywhere

The old fashioned who used to revel IN eggnog
has who is retaining even from eggs
Dallas News
II may be a long. long way to Tpperary. but
Hughes found shortcut back 70 private hfe-Mer1-
phis numerical Appeal
Perhaps what Cnaunoey Depew really said wa
that need never become as old as his favorIre
joke.-WsshingtOn Post
Carranza wants to borrow $500 100000. We wouldn't
lend him that much II he'd put up his whiskers as
security--DetrOit Free Press
California saw q golden chance 10 bring the state
and its resources the public attention
and she went for it then and there-Chicago Herald
is said that nobody ever had perfectly straight
whiskers OF but il was his lack OF straight
answers that licked Hughes-Louisvine Courier
Journal
Secretary RedfieId says there is such thing
mental Indigestion Yep; caused sometimes by trying
digest Of the cabinet officers speeches
Detroit Free Press
The young whose mother sews his buttons
his clothes every. evening often marries young
woman who shows him how 70 do i for himself
Dallas Times-Herald-
are told that the cost OF the European war
would pay for a Panama canal every seven days
Which is another impressive reminder OF the foolish
expense OF war.-Oshzosh (Wis-l Northwestern
Toxic reports that the japanese statesmen do not
the peace proposals seriously The proposal
give back RfaU Chau doubt makes special appeal
the Japanese sense Of hurnor--New Orleans Times
Pfcayune
Kansas ballot questioned. II il isn't already
law Kansas shall not give her vote 20 a
Democratic president il should BE- must admit
Rochester Herald
The United States has been recognized IN the
peace negotiations and though our part was merely
that Of message bearer il implied more faith IN
neutrality than some people imagined ezisted-San
Francisco Chronicle
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1916-12-28
Little Interviews
Some Films Make Art Cloak For immortality
Air Gun More Dangerous Than Boys Realize

mitted 70 pick Up passengers on the
streets
within few days now. an going
before the county commissioners and
ask for something which think IS very
necessary said judge A J. Hall. Of the
justice court In nv position here am
brought very closely in contact with
automobiles. and from what they have
said and what l myself have observed.
I feel that it is a vital necessity that
something be done out at five mile
bridge on behalf OF safety. As everyone
knows. who has gone out that road
there is q mighty bad turn which is
caused by the angle which the bridge
makes with the road as IL goes across
the ditch. This curve has been the
scene OF many fatal accidents and a.
together too many serious ones I am
going TO ask the commissioners for TIE 4
authority TO have lights put IN on the
bridge at each end so that a1toisfs an
preaching the bridge from either side
can be warned OF the dangerous turn
don't think that il would cost very-
much. but even II IL does cost a BIT more
than think Il viii. some sort OF warn
lE- ought 10 be placed there. IL we are
70 bring safety 10 the autor,obf1i-7o-
public at this SPOT
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1916-12-28

-Hz three great religious sects OF
the United States are now repre-
i scented in the Rotary ciub-the
Jews By rabbi Martin Zielonka, the
Protestants by Rev. c. L overstreet
and the Catholics by Rev. father Fran
els A Jederle.
Father Lederle is the latest addition
to the club, the other two having been
members for some time. II was de-
cided By the club shortly after organic
Ing that it would admit one represen-
tative minister from each Of these
-eIizious denominations Father
Iederle. who is secretary TO bishop
A J. Schiller. was elected al the AS
meeting OF the board OF directors me
religion OF the RotaTians snouio No"
be well cared for
Rotary admits members from various
professions, only one man being eilsl-
Die 10 membership from any protes-
sion. The three ministers are all IN
the same business, as some memoer
suggested but their methods are so
different in accomplishing the result,
that there Is no conflict
Can't ". F. H Godso1. sd5utant OF
The Eighth cavalry al Fort Bliss, said
he supposed the army could not get
representation because or It's confitct
with the insurance member alreaoy
in, inasmuch As the army - national
Insurance"
Col :. Il. Heard, the new command
ne officer at Fort Bliss IS going 70
make an effort while he IS IN command,
10 beautify the post in q horticultural
way. He is very fond Of trees and
lowers and next summer If Col
Heard remains here. VIII probably see
some marked developments IN an
esthetic way at the post Capt Godson.
The a6jutant, is also very fond OF
flowers and is going 10 Join the ranks
OF the rose growers and set out num-
The spring.
Here's another one from a. E. Row
lands-of course, he reads Punch, so
an confident. cribs" a lot Of his stuff,
but nevertheless, old top. he generally
picks Z good one
This one is about the duchess Of
Westminster, who has been nursing
the wounded in her own beautiful
hospital somewhere in northern
France since the commencement of
being the wittiest woman in society.
The duchess tells an excellent story
about an ex-Shah Of Persia who was
very fond Of paying compliments 10
English women
When the duchess OF Westninste-
was presented. he greeted her heartily.
7 have heard much about you" he
said Your worthy name is well
known even in my country"
The duchess was surprised 40 first.
Shen a light dawned upon her.
Gracious me- do believe he mis-
takes me for Westminster Abbey"
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1916-12-28
Increase Their Pay

Though the postmaster general favors reduction Of
the first class postage rate from two cents to for
local letters there will be chorus Of cheers from the
mail carriers who already overburdened and see
relief from overwork and underpay through resg
nation
The postmaster general favOrs one cent rate fOr
local letters preliminary to the institution of
general cent rate everywhere throughout the
Try. The reduction is unnecessary and unwise- The
chief benecares would be the great mail order houses
The present rate burden the average family and
egutably distributes the cost Of postal service.
But aside from that, it would be unfair to add TO
the burdens Of the carriers without increasing their pay
1t hard enough to rural carriers because
of the meager pay the distances to be travelled and the
that the parcels post has been added their bors
The postmaster general very proud Of the surplus
which his department has accumulated, and rightly
since it represents careful management and close
omies But of that surplus might be distributed
among the lower salared employees of the department
the form of increased pay And the letter postage rate
should remain where it is
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1916-12-28

ways easier TO find what has been lost
when the Sun is in kindly aspect.
Women should be cautious in al af-
fairs, while this position Of the stars
continues. for Venus threatens disap-
poinJment. misunderstanding and even
serious loss of friends as well as money.
It il not a fortunate time for the
aged. who are supposed to be restless.
depressed and even unreasonable when
Saturn is inimical.
Strikes that will greatly impede the
usual course Of business are clearly IN
dicated by the planets.
Suicides among persons in high place
Will be numerous all through the win
ter, which will be exceedingly depress-
Ing in its atmospheric conditions
Persons whose birthdate II is should
guard their money and avoid specul2-
ton Unusual expenses are fore
Swallowed. Those employed are likely
TO be promoted.
Children born on this day may he
visionary and fond of leisure. These
subjects of Capicorn should not at
tempt any business ventUres--Copy-
right. 1916, by the Mcclure Newspaper
Syndicate
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1916-12-28

20 IL. matters are adjusted An arr gun
IS . dangerous thing. lar more danger
Gus than some young boys realize
II have followed the reports Of Next
can affairs in The Herald for some time,
and I wish TO compliment the paper on
its fairness. said Gen ArnulfO Con-
zaIeZ- civil governor OF Chihuahua. be-
fore returning 10 Chihuahua City The
Herald is q serious. painstaking paper,
and deserves 10 be warmly compli-
mented for its reliable news"
The city traffic ordinance Of FL Paso
y hich makes IL a violation for the
driver Of d public service car TO pick up
passengers without being called is sim
liar TO that OF many larger Cities said
ID. Hood Of san Francisco In some
cities there is an ordinance that permit
taxicab drivers 10 stand on the streets
and await call. but this method is
being done away with. and the new
ordinance Of an identical nature with
the e Paso one is being adopted The
new ordinance is met with favor by the
auto stand men OF the city as they
claim that II IL a disadvantage when
drivers OF public service cars are per-
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1916-12-28

THIS Is rather an unimportant day,
according 20 the reading OF the
stars. While the sun IS in beneHc
aspect, Venus is strongly adverse.
Jupiter. Mercury and Saturn are eviIly
Inclined.
II should be q most fortunate time
to demand the fulnllment Of promises
OF every sort especially those relating
10 political employment or professional
prefermenI-
Public announcements and advance
notices come under an especially lucky
rule OF the stars.
Gain through enterprises that require
courage and staying power is encour-
aged by the planetary government to-
day
There is q lucky sign for the giving
of presents. except those that symbol
ize a contract OF any sort. Engagement
rings or anniversary gifts have sin
lister sign.
The dominant influences today tend
toward success. advancement and pros
perity through the aid OF persons in
high place
According 10 ancient lore 1t is Al
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1916-12-28

-" HERE have been shown in e
Paso recently. some films tina.
- use art as q cloak for i'm
morality said H. y. Gray. I am in
favor of a moving pictore censorship.
50 that such hypocrisy may be done
away with. There are people who pre-
tend that this sort OF stuff is art, who
would not permit any OF their female
relatives TO pose In the garb. o. lack Of
garb, that prevails in many OF -hese So
called art films"
4 have received a great many COM
plaints during the past few DAYS about
young boys shooting at different things
with air guns" said Charles Pollock
desk police sergeant "AlI young boys
like 20 shoot air guns and they should
not be kept from them. but there IS q
limit when they shoot at each other. To
allow the children 20 shoot recklessly
is merely oversight on the par of par
ents. and. when their attention is called
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1916-12-28
Rules Suspended

THINK am modest mani be modest
which Old Masters. ALL
Delaware landing
which hit the mark do boast
I've bought have them all noble
do I've
viewed with wrath and the Who thus horn
augh world to
day an unassuHns modest but when
hule
and fly hearing
gink.
Copyright George Matthew Adams WALT MASON.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1916-12-28
HOGWALLOw LOCALS
By GEORGE BINGHAM

The Depity Con
stable made an in
.portant discovery
Friday morning of
this week while out
looking for clues
or Musket Ridge,
when he unearthed
an old watch that
had been buried
for at least twenty
years The only
clue as 10 its iden-
titv the fact that
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1916-12-28

the watch stopped at S:I5.
The choir at the Hog Ford church
met Saturday night to select some
songs and arrange their hair.
Cab Hancock, who has been rolling
logs at the szwmill on upper Gander
creek for some time past, has taken a
job with the Tin Peddler weighing
feathers, but believes he cannot stand
the strain of such light work.
cs,,r;es. ,, c,.,,, Ke,,1<- 49,,
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1916-12-28

sos 2 m--This was q water hauf
DrowIer anu AiesTO
i;25 ?. MO investigate very bad
AS q MO investigate q s,lnaoss5
crazy man: Just drunk
P MO bring in Mex drunk
Dee =, p TO g a. m, Dee. 2S
20 D. MO arrest a shoplifter.
80 . MO deport a neSress.
o MO bring = niger" sus-
picious character
6-45 D m.-Orndorff hotel m srreS-
two soldiers.
D MO bring IN z noldup nan.
SIS ? m.-A water haul: a soldier
licked the bartender.
$50 p MO settle foolish fuss.
$40 p MO bring in q soldier;
turned over TO provost guard
$40 D. MO bring in the Kaiser
drunk and down
p. MO bring IN an assault case.
$50 D mo bring in two persons
Injured in collision.
gao D. MO bring the doctor to the
emergency hospital
10-15 D m--To bring in two rowdy
Mexicans.
1920 D. MO bring . loose team
from the Union station
1890 D. mo bring in two Mexican
bows for taking tires
1915 p MO bring Annie's daugh-
ter had . fight
1850 D. MO investigate = reported
fight.
1:I5 D. MO find a man on the roof
or q theater on South e Paso street;
could not be found
3;10 a MO bring in q soldier.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1916-12-28

4 Greek sponge fIshernea's dive to
a depth OF 2se feet in the sea Is be-
heved 10 be the worlds record for a
man unprotected BY any sort Of diving
apparatus.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1916-12-28
CONGRESSMAN MLEMORE WEEDS
MISS CLARK OF GALVESTON

Galveston, Texas, Dec. 2s.-Jeff Nc
Lemore. congressman at large from
Texas. was married here Wednesday
night 70 Miss Fannie May Clark, OF
an old and prominent Galveston family.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1916-12-28

Saturday night there was Al enthu-
siastic meeting Of the Fl Paso Gun
club at the Shelton-Payne office OF
e Paso street At the meeting the
members changed the style Of shooting
for the gold medal at the weekly shoot
Politics has been quiet during the
holidays but il develops while quiet
il is getting ia a good deal Of work and
that politicians have only been quiet
as far as outside appearances 90, con-
siderable activity having been dis
PLAYED while little noise was made.
At a meeting of the FL PasO County
Medical society DR.. SchusJer read a
paper on typhoid fever cases III the
city and reported - that had come 10
his attention recently.
District attorney elect John Harper
and county attorney Malry Kemp have
gone 10 Maxon Springs on e hunting
trip
". y Hodges and \. \. Hatcl came
in from Mexico last uight and left for
California this morning
Mrs. c. G. Kimberley has returned
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1916-12-28

Something good be said Of almost anything. For
instance, riding Montana street from Cotton
to Piedras street should De good for the liver.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1916-12-28

T ON visit TO relatives in Jackson,
Tenn.
T 4 Kelly. manager OF ne FL Paso
oil company wells AT Beaumont, Texas,
is in the city.
On last Tuesday afternoon Airs.
Joseph 1fagoffin gave q dinner PARTY
10 a number OF her young friends at
her home on Magoffin avenue Among
those present were. Misses Annie
Kemp. Leigh White. Edith Newman.
Alice Davis, Ellen Mark. Marguerite
Buckler, and Messrs. Avery. George
Flory .Maury Kemp. Charley Bassett.
Lee Hills and Owen White
The members of the Social club will
give dance on New Years eve at the
Sheldon hotel
and Mrs Powell Stackhouss have gone
on 4 few DAYS hunting trip 70 be the
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1916-12-28

Il allus want [ live in a little town
where you're remembered after tn
hearse gifts back t tn livery stable, {"
said Tell Binkley, t'day. One thing /
be glad of is that stOgies have been
shortened an inch.
Canyrisht National Nsnspapsr- ser.i.e.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1916-12-28

guests OF Robert R Russell, at his
ranch in New Mexico
4Ir and Mrs. x. y. Carl Of this city
are spending the holidays with Mrs.
Carts parents at San Antonio. Texas.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1916-12-28

story from Bisbee says the recent snowfall brought
of seghs. One wonders where those Sleghs
are kept in the years between SHOWS.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1916-12-28

The Rev. Benjamin Drumming. %
Boone Iowa, 30 years old, IS the old
Ell minister in the United states in
active charge Of q pulpst for the Uni
tartan church.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1916-12-28

Owing to a sudden drop in the temperature the
chilly reception.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1916-12-28

card should have been sent Gen. CarranTa his
last day Of grace saying: "Note due; please remit"
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1916-12-28

The silver plowshare by William Jennings Bryan
to his friend Gov G. W P Hunt of Arizona, defeated in
last election may convey the peace message They
shall their swords into plowshaTes; il may mean
Back 10 the farm"
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1916-12-28

One Of the greatest services a European statesman
can perform now is to find something else to tax