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The Washington times., 1916-04-04

other animal. was unable to conceive
Of an intelligent foreign policy. II was
like the rnilitartst In this. Moreover.
Its vision was limited. It's eyes were
small and could onlv look sideways: II
could not look ahead.
studied these creatures that at one time
there were at least fourteen different
species of armored dinosaurs roaming
about on the face OF the earth. This
fact has a peculiar Significance. as
there are Just that number of patri-
otto societies In this country now urging
dinosaurian preparedness upon us.
Increasing bulk and development Of
armor caused tho dinosaur to lose
paredness' he had no need 70 think and
he became a sluggish. slow-movinR
creature OF low mentality. Whereas
his contemporaries in the animal king
dom. whose minds did not run so much
on preparedness kept their wits about
them and worked out plans by which to
live and let live,-with the result that
modern man and the armored dlnosaur
Il wifi sffh be s'h With SnH he In sasss
lions. The free peoples who refuse
to take upon themselves the load Of
militarism. are destined to march far
along the road OF human progress
saluting worshipers OF the militarist
top boot will have prepared them
selves off the face OF the earth"
The armored dinosaur 10 scheduled
for appearance shortly in New York,
Buffalo, Cleveland. Detroit. Chicago.
MINI eapolis, Des Moines, Kansas City,
st. Louis, Cincinnati, and Pittsburgh
where plans are under way for big
mass meetings designed to ventilate
the truth about preparedness"
Among the speakers scheduled are
Washington GLADDEN., Scott Nearing.
Amos Pinchot. Rabbi Stephen 8. Wise,
DR.. John Haynes Holmes. President
James II. Mauer, OF the Pennsyl-
A. McSparran, legislative chairman
of the National Grange; Herbert 8.
Bigelow, OF Cincinnati; Isaac r. Sher-
wood of Ohio, and others,
The Washington times., 1916-04-04
AVOID ALL MEAT
IF KIDNEYS AND
BLADDER BOTHER
Uric Acid in meat excites Kid
neys and irritateS the
Bladder.
Take Salts at first sign of
Bladder. weakness or
Kidney-Backache.

Kidney and Bladder weakness rel ult
from uric acid. says a noted authority.
The kidneys filter this acid from the
blood and pass Il on to the bladder.
where IL often remains to irritate and
inflame, causing a burning. scalding
sensation, or setting UP an irritation
at the neck of the bladder. obliging you
TO seek relief two or three times during
the night. The sufferer Is In constant
dread. the water passes sometimes with
a scaldinR sensation and is very pro-
fuse: again there Is difficulty In avoid
ING II.
Bladder weakness. most folks call IL.
because they can't control urination.
While it is extremely annoying and
sometimes very painful, this Is really
one OF the most simple ailments to over
come. Get about four ounces of Jad
Salts from your pharmacist and take a
tablespoonful In glass 81 water be-
fore breakfast. Continue this for two or
three DAYS. This will neutralize the
acids in the urine so 1t no longer II a
source of irritation to the bladder and
urinary organs which then act normally
again.
Jad Salts is inexpensive. harmless.
and Is made from the acid of grapes
and lemon Juice. combined with lithiR.
and is used by thousands of. folks who
are subject to urinary disorders caused
by uric acid irritation. Jad Salts is
splendid for kidneys End causes no bad
effects whatever.
Here you have pleasant, efferves-
cent Whitewater drink which quickly
relieves bladder trouble.-Advt.
The Washington times., 1916-04-04
ALL ARMoR PLATE: NO
... BRAINS.

and on the other side a long streamer
announcing:
This Animal. Trusting to Military
Preparedness. Had No Intelligent. For
eign Policy: He Is Now Extinct"
The committee has Issued the follow
ing statement regarding the natural
history OF the armored dinosaur as a
symbol of so-called military prepared
ness"
I'VE respectfully present the arnored
dinosaur-sometimes known as the STE
gosaurus-to our fellow citizens as
proper and appropriate symbol of cur
rent day militarism. Nothing, we sub
nit could be more like the heavy.
stumbling. clumsy. brutal foolery which
Is destroying Europe than this old
monster OF the past This creature. all
armor plate and no brains. had no more
Intelligent way Of living than that OF
adequate preparedness He endeavor-
ed to meet all his difficulties BY piling
on more and more armor until at last
he sank by his own clumsy weight
into the marsh lands such as one would
expect to find at low tide at Oyster
Bay.
"The armored dinosaur. with a brain
cavity more dminutive in proportion
to the size Of its body than that OF any
The Washington times., 1916-04-04
MOVING OF
ASYLUM HOSPITAL
Eight Citizens Associations
Organized Against Pro-
posed New Site.

Eight citizens associations. represent
ing territory north Of Florida avenue,
have united In a movement. to oppose
moving the Washington Asylum Hos
pitai to a proposed site near Georgia
avenue and Upshur street northwest.
At a meeting OF n joint COMMITTEES
last night. representing the eight assoc
Citations, II was decided to hold mass
meeting within the next few days TO
protest against removal o fthe asylum
TO the northwest location. The commit
tee met ut the residence OF G. p Mo-
Curdy. l32b DeiaheId place,
The mass meeting probably viii be
held Mt the Arcade Hall fourteenth
street and Park road northwest. Capt.
Thomas n. Mckee, former warden or
the District jail. IL expected 70 be one
GUIDE, who IL member OF the Petworth
Citizens Association, will be asked to
preside.
Arrangements for the mass meeting
will be completed by a subcommittee OF
the Joint committee. which was APPOINT
Charles w. Ray. Brightwood, chair
man; Daniel w. Edelin,. Columbia
Heights: Jesse c. suter. Petworth: y.
J. Ayres. BriEhtwood Park. and O. b.
The Joint committee has been ogGani-
Eed by the appointment OF the following
G. p. curdy. Piney Branch. chairman;
man: Fred ]. Rice. Columbia. Heights.
secretary: and q. b. Finch. Piney
Branch. treasurer.
The associations represented on the
Joint sn ~ w Ss pr TO
testing against locating the asylum
hospital In the northwest.
The Washington times., 1916-04-04
AS Old AS Your Kidneys

Some folks are young at seven
ty, others are old at fifty.
We all are as old as our kid
neyS.
Most of us neglect our bodily
health, and after middle age
something has to give. Usually
the kidneys weaken first.
Don't let weak kidneys age
you.
When backache becomes an
everyday annoyance, with stiff
Joints, an all-tired-out feeling,
headaches, dizzy spells, "blueS,"
nervousness and bothersome ir-
regularities of the action of the
kidneys, don't delay at all. Get
a box of Doan's Kidney Pills.
They have done wonders for
elderly people.
If weak kidneys are neglected
there's danger Of dropsy, heart
trouble hardening of the arteries,
The Washington times., 1916-04-04
Coast and Geodetic
Survey to Celebrate

The 1OOtn anniversary of the estab-
lishment of the Coast and Geodetic Sur
vey will be celebrated in the New Ma
tionaI Museum tomorrow. u
In the afternoon, beginning At 2;S
o'clock. speeches will be made by
OF fsheries; DR.. Louis A. Bauer.
director OF the Department OF Ter
restriai Magnetism; DR.. 5. w, STRAIT
ton, director OF the bureau of
Standards; Rear Admiral J. E. Pills
bury u, 8. NJ, and DIR. George Otis
Smith. director of the Geological Survey.
In the evening addresses will be made
by Congressman J. Hampton Moore
Brig, Gen. w. M. Black. chief OF en-
gineers; George r. Putnam, commits
sione- OF lighthouses, and George Wash
ington Littlehales, photographic en-
Kineer OF the Hydrographic Ofr1ce.
The Washington times., 1916-04-04
Jan. Grand Jury
Ends Busy Session
sstigates AIS, Cases and 4o2
Indictments Were Harled
Down.

Tho grand jury for tho January term
which ended yesterday with the report
OF seventy indictments. has been mos,
energetic.
A total Of as cases have been inyesti-
gated and VOC indictments were re-
turned. while twenty-throe cases were
ignored. Ten Of the indictments were
for homicide.
Just previous to being discharged the
grand jurors presented gifts to the of
ncesr OF the body and court attaches.
SILK umbrellas with engraved silver
handles were presented to WASHINGTON
Tophan. foreman. and Charles Hood.
secretary. gold stickpip with a cameo
setting was Riven q. v. Buck. clerk of
the grand jury.
Gifts Of gold were presented to Deputy
Maarshsl TorEerson. Messenger Frank
James Turner and Mace Ediin.
Mr.. Buck took group picture Of the
Jurors and the court attaches, together
with the presiding justice and Officers OF
the District Attorneys office.
The Washington times., 1916-04-04
DinOSaur as Satire On
Preparedness Policies
"Antis" Will Send Armored Model on Tour to Show
Nation How Militarism Brought Extinction.
All Big Cities To Be Visited.

The Anti Preparedness" Committee.
which Is planning a big Swing around
tho circle to block the proposed army
and navy increase bills. has launched a
huge model Of the extinct "armored
dinosaur" as q satire on military pre-
paredness."
This djnosaur. which IL about fifteen
feet long and built in proportion. will be
carried on huge truck through the va
rious cities which the tour viii in
clude. On one side of the truck IL a long
placard reading as follows:
The Washington times., 1916-04-04
George Washington U.
Alumni Meet April ii

The Alumni Association Of George
washington University will hold fits an
nuai meeting April II. at the Jamea
Ormond Wilson Normal School.
After the business meeting there will
be an informal reception in the gym
nasium Of the school, followed by dam
SsSs b.en nyssS e ss' ssner: y
the nine departments OF the university
will be the special guests. A buffet sup
per will be served. DR.. Howard Lincoln
Hodgixins, dean Of the College of En-
ton. IN In general charge OF arrange
menta.
The Washington times., 1916-04-04
Chinese Envoy to Serve
Tea At Cornell Home

Koliang Yin. q former Cornell man
OF the class OF 1909 and now connected
with the Chinese legation. will serve
real tea at the Cornell Clubs new
home. 1bN II street northwest. this
casIon IL the first of series of informal
afternoon reunions.
The club also held its weekly luncheon
today at the Ebbitt. with Congressman
Parker. OF New York as the speaker.
The Washington times., 1916-04-04
Chaplin Stars Work.

The Mutual-Chaplin Comedy Com
pany has become a reality. PRODUCE
ton was started last week on the
1lrst subject at the studio at lOZ6
LILLIAN Way, Hollywood.
Mr.. Chaplin arrived In Los Angeles
last week, having been preceded by
II p. Cauificld, former business man
aver at Universal City, who Is to
serve as production manager.
Edna Purviance, who played leads
opposite Mr.. Chaplin In all Essanay
PRODUCTIONS, will again appear
with Chaplin.
Other players selectea LOT pers-
Iotte Mineau. Leo. White, and Lloyd
Bacon. u. M
The Washington times., 1916-04-04
Entertainment For Blind
Is Arranged For Tonight

An entertainment by the blind will be
presented at the Library Of Congress
at S:lj tonight .
Those who will participate In the pro-
gram include Misses Grace VOORHEES,,
Susie i. Duffy, Harriet stone. Estelle
Lewis, K. Louise Patterson, Catherine
L. Grady, and Nellie Winkleman, and
Wade Mitchell. Robert 1. Swami, French
Hufty, Thomas Dunlap. and John Nc
Donald.
The Washington times., 1916-04-04
public AND ROADS
ARE seen AT PEACE
Southern Pacific Chairman Calls
Politicians Only Harmful
Factors In Nation. :

NEW YORK. April s.-Returning from
an inspection OF the Southern Pacific
railroad Julius Kruttschnitt chair
man OF the line. says he has been i'm
pressed with the Improvement in the
relations between the railroads and
the people.
II am very hopeful regarding the
outlook" said Kruttschnitt. Ten years
ago we decided to go direct TO the pub
lie. Results have been surprising.
There IL better feeling everywhere be-
tween corporations and the people.
1T 10 no unusual thing now to 20
from one end or our system to the
other. q journey of 1000 miles. visit
ing shippers, without hearing a single
complaint. Ten years ago this would
have been undreamed OF.
Only Trouble Maker.
THE fellow who is doing the harm
now IL the politician. and railroad cor
porations may rest assured of the ulti-
mate outcome of their case. because
the people are final masters of pollti-
clans and administration"
Rrutt5Chnitt and l.. J. Spence direc'
tor OF traffic of the company's lines
returned Yesterday. Speaking Of
business conditions in the West, ant
~OANhWNSNs ANluNNEShhAtI baiu
Freight business 10 EXCEPTIONAL,
heavy. Indications are that so man,
vessels have been diverted to the
more lucrative transatlantic traffic
that even with the reopeninE of thu
Panama canal the effect on railroad
tonnage will not be Immediately felt
Carrying Oriental Freight.
"our rail lines are now getting car
riaRe OF Oriental freights that for
merly took the Suez route. Their
also has been considerable traffic II
troops and equipment in connection
with the border trouble.
THE company's lines are in mos
excellent physical condition. No con
struction work IL being done except
ing the completion of n few pieces o.
road begun sometime ago. The only
The Washington times., 1916-04-04
Aged Couple Married.

CHARLESTON, w. Va. April A.
THANKFUL" blush'n3ly responded Miss
Cobb, sixty-five. when the preacher
filling out the marriage certificate
which made her the wife OF Themes
nrSt name -..'
The Washington times., 1916-04-04
WASHINGTON CASE

Mrs. B. Vogelsberger, 2ot8
Georgia Ave. NV, says: "My
back gave me considerable trou-
BILE. had a constant dull ach-
ing across my kidneys, and it
made me feel miserable all over.
Mornings ! awoke feeling all
tired out, and never seemed to
get enough sleep. Dizzy spells
came over me and came nearly
falling right over. Two boxes of,
Doan'S Kidney Pills, which got
from the Peoples Pharmacy,
cured me-"
The Washington times., 1916-04-04

financing In prospect r. the sale Of
80. 900. 900 OF equipment trust notes in
payment for recent equipment pur-
chaseB.'
The Washington times., 1916-04-04

gravel, stone in the kidney, or
Bright'S disease.
Washington people recon-
mend Doan'S Kidney Pills. Here's
a home case. You can rely upon
what Washington people say.
The Washington times., 1916-04-04
TODAYS BEST FILMS
D. GARDNER MACK.

Empress, ii6 Ninth street-william
Farnum and Dorothy Bernard In
The Bondman," adapted from
the novel by Hall caine Cox Film
Coz
Carolina, North Carolina avenue
A, II. Van Buren, and Dorothy Ber-
nard in THE District Attorney"
adapted from the play by Harri-
SON Grey Flake and Charles Klein
". l.. s. E.-Lubin).
Masonic Auditorium. Thirteenth
street and New York syenne--Jane
Grey in Man and His Angel"
ci SSEu''s siOs Pennsylvani. avenue
Antonio Moreno In Kennedy
by F. Hopkinson Smith ". IS. Ia
E.-Vitagraph).
Olympic Ssro.r.,u IN fSS sSr:eU HSss.
Home. Twelfth and C streets north
east-Virginia Pearson and Joseph
Kilgour In THE Writing on the
Wall" ". L. s. E.-vitaEraph).
Hippodrome. Ninth street and New
1 GRAFT. s"en SisteeneS instsiiment
CUniversaD.
Penn Gardens. Twenty-first street
and Pennsylvania avenue-Wnliam
Duncan in The Challce OF Cour-
age" adapted from the story by
Cyrus Townsend Brady ". L. s.
E.-Vitagraph).
Loew's Columbia. Twelfth and r
streets-Lenore Ulrich In The
Heart of Paula" (Morosco).
Garden. 423 Ninth street-Francis X.
Bushman and Beverley Bayne In
THE Wall Between" CNetro).
Strand. Ninth and ID streets-John
Emerson and Bessie Love In THE
Flying Torpedo" (Triangle).
crandalrs. Ninth and r. streets-Alice
Brady in Then I'll Come Back
To Your (World Film Corp.)
Crandalrs Apollo. ga II street north
east-Kitty Gordon In "As In a
Looking Glass" (World Film
Corp.)
Cosmos. Pennsylvania avenue near
Ninth street-Ethel Clayton in
Dollars and the Woman" ". L.
8. E.-Lubin).
The Washington times., 1916-04-04

Note-These selections are made
rom programs prepared by the
managers Of the theaters concerned,
and no responsibility Is assumed for
arbitrary changes without notice to
The Times. They are based on the
personality Of the players and the
producing company. and not per-
Sonal inspection, except in special
cases. @. NJ,
The Telegraph-courier. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1888-1946, 1916-03-23
DEATH OF FRANK E. MURPHY,
Old Resident of the City and County
Died at His Home on Bond Street
on Monday Afternoon.

Frank E. Murphy, aged sixty-three
years, one Of the oldest residents of
Kenosha city and county, died at his
home 563 Bond street on Monday af-
ternoon following three months i'll
ness from a complication Of diseases.
Mr.. Murphy was taken i'll with the
grippe three months ago and this was
followed by pneumonia and other com
plications. The deceased was a ma
tive of Lowell, Mass, where he was
born February IA, 1853. He came to
Kenosha county as a young man and
settled in the town of Pleasant Prai-
RE, but he removed to Kenosha nearly
thirty years ago and he had since made
his home in this city since that time.
He had been employed in the various
factories of Kenosha. He is survived
by his widow, two daughters, Mrs.
Joseph Vetter and Mrs. B. M. DeDie-
mar and one son, Frank r. Murphy.
Another daughter, Mrs. Frank Fitz-
simmons, died only few weeks ago.
Funeral services will be held at st.
James church at nine clock Wednes-
day morning and interment will be at
the family plot at St. James cemetery.
The Telegraph-courier. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1888-1946, 1916-03-23
BEAT EN- TO TT.
Wal1slof Kosack Comes into Court
and Insists on Paying Fine
for Disturbance.

Wonders may cease some time, but
they have not ceased yet. This morn
ing Walislof Wosack walked into the
municipal court and insisted that he
wanted to pay fine for disturbance.
"We have no warrant for your ar
rest" the clerk of the court told him
and then the clerk got the surprise Of
his life. 81 know that YOU haven t
any warrant yet, but you are going to
have one,' said Kosack, "and / wart
to beat the other fellows to it, He
admitted that he had part in a fight
out on Elizabeth street on Sunday
night. The warrant was then formal
ly issued and Kosack paid fine of
two dollars and costs and left the
court with brass holo OF virtue
dangling over his head.
The Telegraph-courier. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1888-1946, 1916-03-23
SCHOOL FOR ROAD BUILDERS.
Racine and Kenosha Counties to Unite
in a School to be Held on
Thursday Afternoon.

The men actually connected with
road building work in Kenosha and
Racine counties are going to school
next Thursday afternoon as the state
highway commission has announced
that road school for the two coun-
ties will be held at the court house in
Racine at half past one o'clock in the
afternoon of that day. Men working
as foremen, roller men and even team
sters for the two counties are invited
to attend and it is expected that the
school will also prove attractive to
several of the members of the county
board of the two counties. The state
will send competent engineers and ex-
perienced men in road building to
give suggestions as the best way to
get the maximum amount of value for
every dollar expended for road work
The sessions will last but the one af-
ternoon. County Highway Commits
sioner Herzog declared that he ex-
pected twenty Kenosha county men to
attend.
The Telegraph-courier. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1888-1946, 1916-03-23
EXPECT THE GOVERNOR,

The possible presence of Governor
Emanuel L. Philip at the COMPRESSION
al conference in Milwaukee, March "a
25, arranged by the Wisconsin Wo-
man s Suffrage association is of lively
interest to suffragists and others. Gov
ernor Philip has written Mrs. Fl. M.
Youmans of Waukesha, president of the
association, that he will introduce the
speakers, Mrs. Carrie Chapman Gait
and Mrs. Mile R. Trumbull, at the
Friday evening meeting, if he is able to
be in Milwaukee on that day. He
writes that he has many speaking en-
gagements and may not be able to
manage it. The meeting will be held
at the Scottish Rite cathedral, formerly
Plymouth church. The sessions of the
conference on Saturday will be held in
the lecture hall Of the public library.
The Telegraph-courier. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1888-1946, 1916-03-23
SEEK SUPPORT IN KENosHA.
La Toilette Delegates Visit the Faith
full on Saturday to Talk Over
Prospects.

Judge Charles D. Rosa of Beloit and
&c. G. Cuttings of Racine who have been
named as candidates for La Toilette
delegates to the national convention
from the first Wisconsin district spent
Saturday in Kenosha talking over the
prospects with local La Toilette men.
The two candidates did not find a
great deal of support for their candi-
dacy. It was like hunting for needle
in hay stack to find anyone really in
touch with the campaign. Most of the
Republicans here are favoring united
party and these people are strong for
the delegates named at the Republican
convention held at Madison. Efforts
are to be made to get some organiza-
ton in the district to secure the cleo
tion of the La Toilette delegates but
just who has been selected to lead in
the work in Kenosha has not been an
nounced. 1t is expected that both the
Republicans and the Democrats will do
considerable campaigning for delegates
during the next two weeks
The Telegraph-courier. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1888-1946, 1916-03-23
"THE GRAIN OF DUST. y
Will be Seen at the Rhode Opera
House Sunday, March 26th,
Matinee and Night.

This successful drama was original
ly produced in New York where it ran
for 325 performances, and was prop
erly styled one of the season IS most
sensational successes. The author has
taken his subject candid1y and treats
it with dignity. It met with the
unanimous stamp of approval from the
pulpit, press and people. This grip
ping play merits world wide attention,
for it clearly shows the evil attendant
of one society man over another. It
let's the people get glimpse into the
life of society which they would never
get otherwise. This company comes
to the Rhode Opera House on Sunday
March Goth. Don't forget the day
and date. Popular prices of Is, 35 and
SO cents for night performance, and
25 and IS cents for the matinee.
Seats now on sale. advdwm22
The Telegraph-courier. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1888-1946, 1916-03-23
ANTS ISSUE BULLETIN.
Have Established News Bureau Ser
vice in New York from Which
They Forward Items.

The Woman IS National Association
Opposed to Woman Suffrage has organ
lied a news service and is sending
bulletins to newspapers throughout the
United States.
One received in the News Office today
opens with:
"Did Chicago's recent split salary
scandal, involving two women in pub
lie office, hurt the cause Of woman suf-
frage9 Sufragists say it did not.
The anti-suffragists are of the opposite
opinion.
Mrs. Arthur NJ. Dodge, the president
Of the association, uses the fact that
the Chicago affair involved women par
ticipators in the scandal as an indict-
ment against the cause of woman 8
suffrage in general, according to the
bulletin issued.
The artillery Of the association seems
directed against Mrs. Carrie Chapman
Gait, president of the National Woman
Suffrage association, who is to be in
Milwaukee this week in conference
with the suffragists of the state. Here
is a quotation from the bulletin:
"Suffragists are accused of distort-
ing census figures in regard to the num-
Der of women workers and women vot-
ers, and Mrs. Catt's recent statement
that there are less than 100000 wo-
men voters, instead of 100000, which
evoked the public thanks of Mrs. Dodge
at the time, is published in connection
with other suffrage statements publish
ed since that there are 4,396,33O women
voters.'
The anti leader quotes Mrs. Gait as
declaring that Iowa is the stragetic
state and that the defeat of suffrage
there "will be tremendous blow to
the movement in the United States, y
and presents reasons why suffrage is to
be defeated there, in her opinion.
Personalities should be kept out Of
politics. says the bulletin, adding, but
failing to explain upon what the deduc-
ton is based, that is one good reason
for keeping women out. +"
Two full pages of the bulletin are
devoted to upholding the character of
Miss Minnie Bronson, general secretary
of the association of which Mrs. Dodge
is president. In establishment of Miss
Bronson Is fair fame which it is assert
ed has been besmirched by suffrage at
tacks tho bulletin prints some eight
letters from various people all testify
ing to their belief that Miss Bronson 8
record is a worthy one and that her
intellectually is of high order.