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The Washburn times. [volume] (Washburn, Wis.) 1896-1976, 1916-04-06
ALL FOR A MANS LOVE.

Those hearts of ours-how strong! how
strong!
Let a thousand sorrows around them
throng,
They can bear them all and a thousand
more,
And they're stronger then than they were
before!
The plants of nine-tenths of girls
the world over is, How can 1 win q
lover? The cry of half the married
women is, How can l keep my hus-
band attracted" While the other
half wall. I'm unhappily mated; how
can 1 get rid of him?" Dan Cupid
settles the young girls problem for
her when she meets the right man.
The masseur, the marcel expert, the
milliner and dressmaker use their
combined efforts to remove the wife's
worry and cause hubby to wonder how
1t is wife is growing so youthful. de-
spite that irritating bugaooo about fat.
fair and forty. But for the woman
who has wearied of the love-lock.
marriage, Cupid has no suggestions to
offer. The little god sympathizes with
the golden hopes and ardent dreams
of the maiden; does his best for the
good wife who holds love dearer than
all her other worldly possession-for
the woman fretting over loves bond
age he wisely refrains from holding
out his helping hand. m
No one knows better than Dan Cupid
that she would no sooner be out of the
frying pan regarding one matrimonial
alliance than she would be into the
fire in another heart tangle. 1t is
natural for the girl to dream of mat
The Washburn times. [volume] (Washburn, Wis.) 1896-1976, 1916-04-06

ing her to be his wife which she TOOK
no notice of, and from that hour their
lives drifted apart His admiration,
nay his love for the girl, cannot pc
questioned, nor the fact that he pro-
posed marriage to her by letter; but,
through masculine carelessness, In
nine cases out of ten, a man is so
agitated he jots down the wrong adj
dress, probably sending it to some one
of the dozen fair maidens who, in the
past, had been on his correspondence
list, and, to make matters worse, had
quite omitted the formality of begin
ming the epistle with his own address
or ending with his name. The dead
letter Office has little compassion for
laundering lovers or their romances.
The girl in the case wonders why the
young man who seemed so sm1tten
with her drops off from calling with
out even word to inform her OF the
reason. She is aware, too, that he
turns abruptly aside rather than meet
her.
She cared for him more than she had
realized, but he will never know that
by her manner. It is not often that
they ever find out what parted them.
The years rush in between. Other
lovers crowd about her to press their
suits; the man meets other fair wom-
en-. Each consoles him or herself that
it was not to be, looking no further for
the cause.
The fiuttering of a lovers heart
should not impair the judgment OF a
lovers cool head; he should see that
his all-important missive is properly
addressed; also, that it bears his name
in full, with address at the end of it,
that he may know whether it reached
the hands of his ladylove or wandered
far atield. The persistent lover who
is terribly in earnest should not take
his dismissal through silence, but
should insist on reply from the
young woman's own lips, or by letter
from her hand. Girls are equally as
careless, charging the cause Of their
single blessedness up to fate, when in
reality the reason rested with them
selves. Many girl forgets to address
her letter of acceptance, too preoccu-
pied with her happy thoughts to note
that she has mailed perfectly plain,
unaddressed envelope, from which
even the customary stamp was lack
ing. The clerks in the dead letter Of
flee have no means of locating Home,
June go" or knowing who Flo" might
be, and it becomes part of the great
heaped marked unable to be identi-
fed" to be destroyed. And many
hearts, loving and true, go lone and
starved the whole way through.
Letters are not the only causes OF
aside the course of true love.
The reason why so many congenial
couples who could love each other de-
votedly, but are parted by one circum-
stance or another, should often be
looked into closer in many case since
it involves the future happiness of two
lives. When a young woman receives
an offer of marriage by mail, it GER
tainly merits the courtesy of a reply.
The man who fails to receive re-
Spouse should not rest content in TAX
ing silence for his answer. 1t is due
him to be told either yes" or mo-
The Washburn times. [volume] (Washburn, Wis.) 1896-1976, 1916-04-06
Evidence at Hand.

1T is said," remarked the boarder
who reads the scientific notes in pat
ent medicine almanacs, that the scan
ty garments worn by the savages ac-
count for their unusual longevity"
Il don't doubt it," rejoined the old
bachelor at the pedal extremity of the
mahogany. Just look at the great
age attained by our ballet girls"
The Washburn times. [volume] (Washburn, Wis.) 1896-1976, 1916-04-06
His Chivalry.

I've got fourteen of the peartest
children you ever laid your eyes on!"
boasted Mr. Gap Johnson of Rumpus
Ridge.
why shucks. Capt. demonstrated
4 friend. II heerd your wife tell my
old woman luther day that there was
fifteen of en-
Jaw, we'll. mebbe so. Tennyrate.
what my wife says goes. l wouldn't
make her out liar, just for child
or two."-Kansas City Star.
The Washburn times. [volume] (Washburn, Wis.) 1896-1976, 1916-04-06

assistance handle tw two but there
then again and
sympathetic gathered and offered
hold then ne
refused Evidently the
seized machine
Let of TOLL showing his
objected taking
dakey breath and
the
ladies expressed their thanks the
Fifteenth
Keths
What automobiles as he strobe along
and peppery"
The Washburn times. [volume] (Washburn, Wis.) 1896-1976, 1916-04-06

Yalu and Tumen rivers, Frank N.
Meyer, plant explorer for the depart
ment of agriculture, has returned to
Washington. bearing with him, in the
form of hundreds of specimens care
fully assorted, labeled and classified,
new and strange plants, seeds, leaves,
roots and cuttings that may, after
thorough investigation and exhaustive
tests, prove of incalculable value to
the farmers, fruit growers and gar
deners of the United States.
The Washburn times. [volume] (Washburn, Wis.) 1896-1976, 1916-04-06

pedestrians fiOundering about IN the
slush.
Two handsomely dressed women
left the theater and crossed the street
to an automobile. Getting inside the
machine, they wrapped themselves
snugly in and gave two or three yanks
and pulls at the steering apparatus,
but the car didn't bulge. This process
was repeated several times, when the
guardian of the law, observing their
predicament, FASTENED from his sta
tion under the awning and volunteered
The Washburn times. [volume] (Washburn, Wis.) 1896-1976, 1916-04-06


bees don't like
Doctor Mcnoo tests during convince him that the sense OF
him
a
that fully 10
of bees each winter from
aborers to
them
a or IN
provision
of governments bee
packed
between
material
The Washburn times. [volume] (Washburn, Wis.) 1896-1976, 1916-04-06

For a really fine coffee at a mod
crate price, drink Denison's Seminole
Brand, 35c the h., in sealed cans.
Only one merchant in each town
sells Seminole. If your grocer isn't
the one, write the Denison Coffee Co,
Chicago, for souvenir and the name
of your Seminole dealer.
Buy the 3 lib. Canister Can for $1.OO.
-Adu
The Washburn times. [volume] (Washburn, Wis.) 1896-1976, 1916-04-06

Nov In the Time to Get Rid of These
Ugly Spots.

There's no longer the slightest need OF
feeling ashamed OF your freckles. as the
PRESCRIPTION othine-double strengths
guaranteed to remove these homeiy spots
Simply get ounce OF othlne-donoie
little of IL night and morning and yca
should soon see that even the worst freckles
have begun TO disappear. while the hEatet
cnes have Vanished entirely. 1t is seldom
that more than one ounce Is needed 10 com,
pletely clear the skin and gain oeautifui
clear complexion.
Be sure TO ask for the double strength
othine. as this is sold under guarantee OF
money back IL il fails TO remove freckles.-
Adv.
The Washburn times. [volume] (Washburn, Wis.) 1896-1976, 1916-04-06
1 ooked That Nav.

You know every boy in this coun-
try has a chance to be the president
of the United States" said the school
master.
oh, | know what you're driving at,
said the bright boy; you want me
to be for preparedness"
The Washburn times. [volume] (Washburn, Wis.) 1896-1976, 1916-04-06
Dividino the Medicine.

MY wife and myself have both got
very bad colds. DOCTOR
"Oh, indeed. Try some quinine and
whisky"
We'll, I'll go right home and see If
my wife will take the quinine."
The Washburn times. [volume] (Washburn, Wis.) 1896-1976, 1916-04-06
lnsinuation.

He-I always make it a rule to new.
er speak unless | know what I'm talk
ing about.
She-Aren't you afraid of losing
your voice from want Of practice?
The Washburn times. [volume] (Washburn, Wis.) 1896-1976, 1916-04-06
Proof Positive.

Knicker - Is Smith q prominent
man?
Bocker-He must be; he hasn't
been suggested for the cabinet.
The Washburn times. [volume] (Washburn, Wis.) 1896-1976, 1916-04-06

Argentina maintains meteorolog'
zeal station at an elevation of 1900
feet above the sea. E
The Washburn times. [volume] (Washburn, Wis.) 1896-1976, 1916-04-06
As 10 : Matter Of economy.

Take it year in and year out you
will find that hired girl comes cheap.
er than medicine and doctor at the
last.-Exchange.
The Washburn times. [volume] (Washburn, Wis.) 1896-1976, 1916-04-06

Japan has found valuable deposits
of coal on an island in Nagasaki har-
Dor and close to it's Sasebo naval sta
ton.
The Washburn times. [volume] (Washburn, Wis.) 1896-1976, 1916-04-06

For infamed sore eyes apply Han
ford's Balsam lightly to the closed
lids 1t should relieve in five minutes.
ADV
The Washburn times. [volume] (Washburn, Wis.) 1896-1976, 1916-04-06

would rather sit on pumpkin and
have it all to myself than TO be
crowded on a velvet cushion. -
Thoreau.
The Washburn times. [volume] (Washburn, Wis.) 1896-1976, 1916-04-06

The only excuse some people have
for marrying is that the woman wants
a home and the man wants servant.
The Washburn times. [volume] (Washburn, Wis.) 1896-1976, 1916-04-06
What's in a Name 4?

II wonder if the Russians had a
lard time capturing the city OF
Mush?'
"Why?"
1T sounds like they might have had
soft job of it."
The Washburn times. [volume] (Washburn, Wis.) 1896-1976, 1916-04-06

Jill-No good. One of those bandit
parties with their Zeppelin will come
along and lift auto, cage, valuables
and everything.
The Washburn times. [volume] (Washburn, Wis.) 1896-1976, 1916-04-06
Plant Explorer Brings Specimens From Asia

provinces of China
the
The Washburn times. [volume] (Washburn, Wis.) 1896-1976, 1916-04-06

Affection can withstand very Sc
we're storms of rigor. but not a long
polar frost of indifference.-Scott.
The Washburn times. [volume] (Washburn, Wis.) 1896-1976, 1916-04-06
New Bandit style.

Bill-A mail and express auto, ira
versing the wilds Of Colorado, has a
bandit-proof cage in the rear for valu-
ables.
The Washburn times. [volume] (Washburn, Wis.) 1896-1976, 1916-04-06
Story Of the Auto, the Copper and the Negro

engulfed Washington recent
of
his waterproof and watched the
The Washburn times. [volume] (Washburn, Wis.) 1896-1976, 1916-04-06

Warm weather IL the best substi
tute for coal
The Washburn times. [volume] (Washburn, Wis.) 1896-1976, 1916-04-06

turned tC Senator lash anu inquhcu
hot haste to whisper in the senatorial
ear.
The senator gasped and, arising
hastily and wrapping his senatorial
dignity about him, took the shortest
route to the door. He was followed
by others, as the rumor spread that
German spy mad been found in the
garnet and was about TO drop bomb
down the elevator shaft.
But il was all wrong, Won Revent-
low. if was all wrong. He wasn't
r, ,,yuav- he was an Italian
The Washburn times. [volume] (Washburn, Wis.) 1896-1976, 1916-04-06

For bruises use Hanford's Balsam
Adv.
The Washburn times. [volume] (Washburn, Wis.) 1896-1976, 1916-04-06
LaluaAaaa66beys
: IWN)N =
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MANY WHO COULD LOVE.

'Twere best that happiness unknown
Should ever thus remain,
Than to grasp it but to find it flown,
To ne'er return again.
'Twere best that joys that love can brinl
Should e'er remain unborn;
Than pluck the rose to feel the sting
OF cruel, hidden thorn.
The Washburn times. [volume] (Washburn, Wis.) 1896-1976, 1916-04-06
Bomb Scare Interrupted the Senatorial Labors

THE senate with
/ ranid Senator Blank
How cards entered
The Washburn times. [volume] (Washburn, Wis.) 1896-1976, 1916-04-06

Many a man and woman puts q
cruel stigma upon mythical fate
The Washburn times. [volume] (Washburn, Wis.) 1896-1976, 1916-04-06

A. the German is etiquette for the emperor
hands with anyone who is not of royal rank
The Washburn times. [volume] (Washburn, Wis.) 1896-1976, 1916-04-06
Smithsonian Scientist Finds Bees Can Smell

cannot be separated.
In testing the senses of these in
sects the following substances were
the most important ones used: Vine
gar, lime sulphur, kerosene, carbolic
acid, formic acid, oil of peppermint,
quinine and strychnine and various
other salts mixed with cane sugar and
honey.
The experiments show that bees
like honey best of all foods. and that
they are able to distinguish the differ
The Washburn times. [volume] (Washburn, Wis.) 1896-1976, 1916-04-06

Ioseph hoate eghtyfou Of still sout
49,. &c leader Of
The Washburn times. [volume] (Washburn, Wis.) 1896-1976, 1916-04-06

and he caught by
St Elizabeth which the
Washington for Matteawan .,.,-....
cards but he didn't better
The Washburn times. [volume] (Washburn, Wis.) 1896-1976, 1916-04-06

True love, we know, is blind: defects that
blight
The loved ones charms, escape the lover $
sight,
Nay, pass for beauties
The American Jewish world. [volume] (Minneapolis ;) 1915-current, 1916-01-21

to MS nee=,> leel1ng sure JnaL Wlt1I
the squire would fail to find the
black horse about which Chain
knew nothing at all, some cruel pun
ishment would be melted out to him.
He was half way homeward when
the sound Of hoofs, coming toward
him, caused him to redouble his pace.
He heard the squire shouting, "Stop,
Jew!" He was so terrified that he
allowed his praying shawl to slip
from his shoulders, and, becoming
entangled in it's folds, fell in heap
to the ground. Before he could rise
the squire was upon him.
"Get up! shouted Boris, laughing.
Chain Schmeil disentangled himself
with difficulty. What was the SUR
prise, upon rising, to see that Boris
was leading a beautiful black horse
by the bride.
"Why, you are prophet!' said the
squire "In another minute my fine
racer would have been torn to pieces
by the wolves. You are wonderful
man! Here is a slight token Of my
The American Jewish world. [volume] (Minneapolis ;) 1915-current, 1916-01-21
THE AMERICAN JEWISH WORLD
THE WONDERFUL JEW
BY Harry Schneiderman


a narrow foot path which led to the
next town, and shook himself. For
several hours he shook himself, but
no gold rained from heaven to make
him rich, as the rabbi was. He was
about to give up this royal road to
wealth when he heard the sound of
rapid hoof-beats coming in his di-
rection. He was frightened and be-
gan to shake himself more violently
than before. In few moments a
stylish horseman on fine, richly
caparisoned steed almost ran over
Chain Schmei1. The rider STONED
hi
The American Jewish world. [volume] (Minneapolis ;) 1915-current, 1916-01-21
January p, 1916

In small village in Russian Po-
land, there lived pious and humble
Jewish rabbi whose name was Reb
Moisha Schwarzwald. His modest
household boosted of two servants
"a maid servant, Lieba, and a man,
whose name was Chain Schmidt.
Lieba was a supplemented girl,
about thirty years Of age, with nose
like a small cucumber, and large
feet, which could easily be heard in
every part Of the house when she
walked. Chain Schmeil, one Of
whose duties was to draw water
from we'll as it was needed, was
an imposing-looking Jew, with
handsome face, adorned with rich,
black beard. People who did not
know him thought him learned
Talmudical scholar; but he really
was almost as supplemented as
Lieba, his co-worker
The pious rabbi grew to pity and
to love these two faithful servants.
1t was not long before he conceived
the brilliant idea that they were we'll
matched, and, after skillful negotia-
tons, established themselves in
little one-room hut near the house
of Reb Moisha, and Chain Schmidt
supported himself and his wife out
of the fifteen kopecks day which he
earned as the rabbits man-of-all-
work. They lived thus very happy
and contented for several months.
One day, as they were eating their
supper of bread and soup, Lieba said
to her husband:
"Reb Chain, why do you have to
work SO hard for only fifteen ko-
pecks a day? Why don't you do
what the rabbi does?"
"Does what the rabbi does?"
echoed her husband in surprise.
"Yes," answered Lieba, "the rabbi
does not draw water from the we'll;
he does not chop wood, and yet he
is rich. He has house with three
rooms in it, and he has servants.
Why don't you do what the rabbi
does?"
"What do you mean?" asked her
husband.
"What does the rabbi do?" said
Lieba. Gle stands all day with a
siddur, and he shakes himself! Why
don't you shake yourself? You will
get rich, too"
"That's a good idea," said Chain
Schmeil. Taking his tails and his
rrauer hook he went into the woods
The American Jewish world. [volume] (Minneapolis ;) 1915-current, 1916-01-21
81

. s.
gold piece.
"What is your name and where do
you liver" continued Boris.
The Jew told him.
Tomorrow" said Boris, 81 will
send for you. You must come and
live on my estate. need such man
as you are" And, waving his hand
cordially to Chain, he galloped off.
Chain, bewildered by the wonder
full event, ran home and breath1essly
told Lieba Of his good fortune.
"Didn't I tell you?" said his wife.
"You need only to shake yourself
and you will be rich"
The next day the steward of Count
Boris came in a beautiful coach,
drawn by four well-fed, sleek horses,
and took Chain and Lieba away.
They were given a three-room house
near the counts chateau They did
not have to work any longer; their
food and clothing were supplied to
them by the count. All the peasants
on the estate held Chain in great
awe, and when they met him they
would take off their caps and bow al
most to the ground. Chain did moth
ing but eat, drink and sleep. But
when he heard anyone approach the
house he would Immediately put on
his praying shawl and shake himself.
A few months later casket con-
tanning the countess's family jewels
was stolen from the chateau. The
countess was overcome with grief at
the loss, but her husband said to
her:
Don't worry, Marie I need only
tell my Jewish prophet about it and
he will discover the thief for u.s."
The count sent for Chain, told
him Of the theft and commanded him
to discover the culprit. Chain was
panic-stricken and the count con-
sented to give him three days in
which to find the criminal. Chain
now addressed himself in sincere
prayer to God to help him in his
great emergency. He could not es-
cape from the estate, as any move
that he made would be easily no
ticed. And SO during the next three
days Chain prayed and wept and
called upon God to help him. His
wife was confident that all would be
we'll if Chain would only shake him
self enough.
During the last night, as Chain
was swaying and beating his breast
in aSt deCnerata aDDea1 he heard
The Twin Falls times. [volume] (Twin Falls, Idaho) 1905-1916, 1916-10-19
Berger Items
Times Special Correspondence.

F. W. Havlicek was transacting bus
mess in Twin Falls Friday.
County organizer of the Socialist
party Fred Olson, in company with e.
n. Coulter, was over from Twin Falls
and organized a Socialist local here
recently Some fifteen citizens of this
vicinity have signed to become mem
bers of the local John Atkin has been
elected as secretary and treasurer
Mrs. c. s. Curry visited friends in
Twin Falls the middle of the week
K. Stansburg was doing" Twin
Falls Thursday and Friday.
Bert Richmond has taken a leave of
the Salmon river tract and moved his
family into Twin Falls last week.
Mr.. and Mrs. H. G. hammers and
the Hill brothers took a spin in the
Hill brothers car Sunday
Mrs. Joe Abramson of Twin Falls,
visited with relatives in this vicinity
last week
The Mrs. Logue residence which
has been vacant for sometime, is now
occupied by Howard Robinson of Filler,
who has recently taken possession.
Mrs c. Stansbury spent a few days
with friends in Twin Falls the first of
the week.
Mrs. p Hills has returned from a
weeks visit in Colorado.
The Twin Falls times. [volume] (Twin Falls, Idaho) 1905-1916, 1916-10-19
Bull NeWS
(From Bull HeraIdl

Some boys shot the window lights
out of the building in the Bull ceme-
terry last week. The authorities be-
heve they have a good clue as to
whom the guilty parties are, and will
overlook the matter if the boys make
good the damage done At least, they
will push the prosecution to the limit
if the offense occurs again. Seems
strange how some boys have a mania
for destroying public property
Roy Norman, employed with the
City garage, had finger of his left hand
cut off Monday afternoon while he
was helping to swing an auto in the
garage. The rope broke from the pull
ley and Mr.. Norman's finger was
caught, cutting it off just back of the
first joint The injury was painful,
though medical attention was given
and the wound is healing rapidly.
Dr. Monroe is putting up new tile
building on Broadway, between the c.
W. & NJ. and the one now occupied by
the tailor shop 1t is 25 by so feet
deep, and will be occupied by the
Palace Cleaning and Tailoring shop.
Mr. Winans will move his shop at the
end of thirty days when the new
building will be done, and Dr. Monroe
will use the rooms where the tailor
shop is, for office rooms in his veter-
mary practice
The Home Seekers Land company
is the name of the new real estate firm
which was organized in Bull this
The Twin Falls times. [volume] (Twin Falls, Idaho) 1905-1916, 1916-10-19
KnuU Items
Especial Times Correspondence

Especial Times Correspondence
Miss Rue King returned last week
from a two weeks visit with Kimberly
friends.
S. J. Donaldson of Pocatello Idaho.
manager of the Southern Idaho Pro
ducers' association, was looking up
the potato business here last week
1t might be we'll for farmers to put
locks on their potato patches. If you
don't want to sell don't name a price.
Mrs A. E. Yeager was brought home
last Wednesday from the Twin Falls
hospital She underwent quite a seri-
GUS operation, but expects to be well
soon.
The young folks Of Oral Knull' s
Sunday school class g,ve him com
plete surprise last Friday evening.
They remembered him with many
presents all of which young man
in school would find useful. He will
be missed by the class while away.
He left Saturday morning for Moscow
to enter the university
A very attentive audience listened to
Messrs Alworth, Sims, Davies, Malone
and Crosby, local candidates on the
county ticket at the Democratic rally
dl TIE SCilOOl DOuSG last NiOuQdy illBut.
1t is a matter of regret that people do
not take more interest in public al
fairs. They will say on November z
that they are not going to election, be
cause they do not know who to vote
for, and who is to blame for their not
knowing?
Rally day is to be observed at tn,
/ Presbyterian church next Sunday, DC
tober %. Let every scholar be pres
ent and bring one with them. There
will be a program.
A. G. Wilson was in the Boise val
ley the last week visiting friends and
looking after some business.
A. Lawton. who spent the summer
with Mr.. and Mrs. Geo. Gay, returned
to his home in Kearney, Nebr., last
( week.
Mrs. Robt Meyers and children re-
turned last Wednesday from a three
months visit at Marshall, Illinois. Hel
grandmother returned with them t.
spend the winter.
Miss Mildred Morgan of Twin Falls
is visitor at the Hertz home this
week
Mrs L. NJ. Stratton and daughter
have been visiting at Ivan Lincoln'l
the last week
Geo. Judson and family of Eden
were guests of A. c. Morris over Sun