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Bryan daily eagle and pilot. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1909-1918, 1916-11-18

The women OF Utah who trudged
through the snow to vote seem to at.
tach value to their right to the bal
lot, Are women voters to disprovc
the old theory that fair weather on
election day was Republican weather.
New York World
Bryan daily eagle and pilot. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1909-1918, 1916-11-18

This could have happened once.
And we missed II. lost Il forever.
browning.
Bryan daily eagle and pilot. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1909-1918, 1916-11-18

Mr. and Mrs. Joe Sample OF Edge
were among the Bryan visitors today.
Mr.. and Mrs. Berry Candy were In
the city today from their home on
Rock Prairie.
Bryan daily eagle and pilot. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1909-1918, 1916-11-18

Indeed, the tears live In an onion
that should water this sorrow."-An.
tony and Cleopatra. Act /. Scene ..
Bryan daily eagle and pilot. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1909-1918, 1916-11-18

The handkerchief contest will be
closed tonight at Q o'clock at the Ia
raar.
Bryan daily eagle and pilot. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1909-1918, 1916-11-18

Mr.. Taggart. Nothing like II ever
happened to him Acknowledgements
News.
Bryan daily eagle and pilot. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1909-1918, 1916-11-18
FROM OTHER VIEWPOINTS.

There are n lot OF hungry protec.
tionists who will have to remain hun
gry.-F'lorida Times. Union.
Bryan daily eagle and pilot. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1909-1918, 1916-11-18

Mr.. penrose had his usual vindica.
ton in Pennsylvania. but New Hamp.
shire and Utah have made a mess OF
Gallinger and Smoot.-Springticld Re.
publican.
Bryan daily eagle and pilot. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1909-1918, 1916-11-18

The Boston Transcript gives II $3.50
to the Prohibltionists. Rye being elect.
ed In Tennessee and MARITIME defeated
In New Jerscy.-Washington Herald.
Bryan daily eagle and pilot. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1909-1918, 1916-11-18

Mr.. and Mrs. j. p. Norman OF lola
were shopping in the city today.
Bryan daily eagle and pilot. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1909-1918, 1916-11-18

Another peculiar feature for Il IL
that Il establishes a new record for
Bryan daily eagle and pilot. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1909-1918, 1916-11-18
Eliminating Possibilities.

whats the pipe OF peace, Jlmmyr
swell. from the way pa and ma
hght about II, 1t amt the stove pipe"
Bryan daily eagle and pilot. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1909-1918, 1916-11-18

Some people are content to look at
a moving picture film that smells to
heaven and then stand up for patri.
otism when a national hymn Is sung.
Chicago News.
Bryan daily eagle and pilot. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1909-1918, 1916-11-18

|, looks as II the Colonel will have
to undertake a new winning OF the
west."-Charleston News and Courier.
The Madison daily leader. [volume] (Madison, S.D.) 1890-current, 1916-01-06
ROOSEVELT ON G. OF
BALLOT IN MICHIGAN

Lansing. Mich, Jan. "a sufficient
number of petitions to place the name
of former President Theodore Roose-
vent, as Republican candidate on
Michigan presidential ballots. we're
filed with the secretary of state.
Several days ago petitions on behalf
of the national Progressive party in
Michigan were filed to place Mr..
R%oosevelt's name on the Progressive
presidential primary ballot.
The White House officially has ac-
knowledged Secretary of State
yaughan's notice that sufficient nomi-
mating petitions have been filed to
place President Wilson's name on the
Democratic ballot at the Michigan
presidential primary in April.
The secretary OF state received a
letter from Secretary Tumulty thank
ing him for the information, and stat
ing the information would be made
known to President Wilson.
The Madison daily leader. [volume] (Madison, S.D.) 1890-current, 1916-01-06
MAY
Be RUSE TO ESCAPE

FL Paso, Tex, Jan. 6.-While his
physicians say General Huerta's re-
covery from cancer Of the gall blad-
der and hardening Of the liver is
doubtful government agents have re
sumed their watch OF the former
Mexican dictator's house.
They suspect Huerta's illness is a
ruse to Offset court proceedings at San
Antonio, where a federal grand jury
is considering charges of conspiracy
TO violate the neutrality law, pend
ing against the general.
Federal officials were informed
when they called at Huerta's home
that the generals condition did not
permit his being interviewed and they
were not allowed to enter.
Huerta was said by DIR. NJ. Il.
Schuster to be considerably improved
and out of immediate danger. 1t was
said Huerta rallied from his sinking
spell following the third operation
Tuesday.
The Madison daily leader. [volume] (Madison, S.D.) 1890-current, 1916-01-06
MADISON GRAIN MARKET.
SIOUX CITY LIVESTOCK MARKET

Sioux City, Jan. ARRIVALS of
hogs were the largest since the rec
ord breaking run of December %.
1915, the run being estimated at
$4,000 head. while the record run of
the above date was 1874. Prices
held position all around today and
when a trading basis was reached the
verdict seemed to be that prices were
mostly steady. Shippers supported
the market in good style and it was
this more than anything else that
prevented a sharp break. Top for
the day was $685., sc higher than
anything sold for yesterday, while
the bulk of the sales were made at a
spread of $40 a 6.55. .
Cattle supplies were fairly gen.
erous. estimate calling for $500, A.
The Madison daily leader. [volume] (Madison, S.D.) 1890-current, 1916-01-06
E EMBROIDERY TOTAL is LESS
Swiss Export to the United States
Shows Steady Decrease.

Berne, Jan. 6.-The Swiss embroid-
cry export to the United States in
1915 amounted to 37,400. 900 francs.
or about 2,000.0 600 less than in 1914.
The record year for the export of
embroidery to the United States was
1907, when the value of export amount
there has been a steady diminution.
In 1912 the export amounted to S4,-
000,000 francs. in 1913 to Sc. 600, 600, in
1914 to $4,000. 900 francs. Especially
remarkable was the decrease in ma
chine made embroidery, owing to the
establishment of factories in America
The Madison daily leader. [volume] (Madison, S.D.) 1890-current, 1916-01-06
GETS RURAL CREDITS BILL
Administration Measure Introduced in
the House.

Washington, Jan. 5.-The admins
tration rural credits bill was intro
duced in the house.
Governmental control of the sys.
TEN would be in a federal farm loan
board of five appointed by the presi-
dent for ten years each. Loans would
be made to farmers by twelve or more
federal land banks, each operating in
a separate district, with capital OF not
less than $4,000. 900, which would be
taken by the government. if not pri-
vately subscribed.
The Madison daily leader. [volume] (Madison, S.D.) 1890-current, 1916-01-06
FIVE UNIONS MAKE DE MANDS
New Workers 10 Number of 1876. 900
Ask Higher Wages.

New York. Jan. Give labor or
CARNATIONS. having an aggregate of
1850 0 members. a majority of whom
are women. have presented demands
to their employers here for shorter
working days and an increase in pay
The organizations include the cloth.
ing workers, workers on women's
waists and dresses. straw hat sewers.
machinists and carpenters. In some
cases settlements will result through
arbitration.
The Madison daily leader. [volume] (Madison, S.D.) 1890-current, 1916-01-06
Vessel Damaged in Storm.

New York, Jan. 6.-The steamship
Santa Clara Of the Atlantic and Pa
cific line has been badly damaged In
a storm in the Straits OF Magellan,
but is not lost. according to cable
advices to w. r. Crane & Co, agents
of the vessel. The Santa Clara was
bound from New York to Western
ports with a general cargo.
The Madison daily leader. [volume] (Madison, S.D.) 1890-current, 1916-01-06
ATTACKS DEFENSE PLAN
Sherwood Says people Back Home"
Are Against Preparedness.

Washington, Jan. 5.-Representa-
tive Sherwood (Dem., o. led off a
number of preparedness speeches in
the house with an onslaught on
"armamentmakers and militarists"
and proposed reducing the army 20
$4,000 men.
Representative Sherwood says he
fought in forty-two battles Of the Civil
war.
He told the house the people back
home are against the entire prepar.
edness plan.
The Madison daily leader. [volume] (Madison, S.D.) 1890-current, 1916-01-06
COLONEL GOING TO CHICAGO
Will Observe Progressive and Repub-
Iican Conventions.

New York, Jan. Colonel Roose-
welt. unattached" will put in an APP
pearance at Chicago June Z, when, by
all present signs. both Republicans
and Progressives will assemble In that
city TO hold their national conven-
lions.
He will go, if he has his way, as an
observer of a situation unique in the
political history of the country.
On top of this comes the informa-
ton that the Progressives, led by
George w. Perkins, chairman OF the
executive committee, do not intend to
run their convention as a sideshow to
the Republican convention. the date
of which has been set formally for
June z
The Madison daily leader. [volume] (Madison, S.D.) 1890-current, 1916-01-06
ROBBERS HOLD UP HOSPITAL
Thirty Nurses Lined Up as Bandits
Seize $4,000.

Chicago, Jan. 1.-Two mon entered
the offices OF ST. Luke's hospital. point
ed revolvers at Miss Mary Tobin. the
cashier, and escaped with "A til box
containing $4,000.
The robbers made the thirty nurses
in the o hold up their hands while
they seized the cash box from the
cashier and escaped in an automobile
The Madison daily leader. [volume] (Madison, S.D.) 1890-current, 1916-01-06
To untangle Primary Laws.

Sacramento, Cal, Jan. 6.-The Cali
fornia legislature has convened In
special session to amend the direct
primary laws, which were left badly
tangled after a referendum election
last fall, when two OF a series OF non.
partisan measures were defeated.
The Madison daily leader. [volume] (Madison, S.D.) 1890-current, 1916-01-06

San Diego. Cal, Jan. 6.-Hans
Schumann-Heink, son of Madame
Schumann-Hei nk, the famous central
to singer. died here following q two
weeks illness OF pneumonia. His
mother was with him.
The Madison daily leader. [volume] (Madison, S.D.) 1890-current, 1916-01-06
M'ADOO REQUESTS $50, 900
Would Use This Sum Experimenting
in Dye Materials.

Washington, Jan, 6.-For investiga.
ton and experiment in the utilization.
for coloring purposes. of raw mate
rails grown or produced in the Unit.
ed States. congress has been asked
by Secretary of the Treasury McAdoo
to appropriate $4,000.
Ii Is believed this amount expended
by the bureau of chemistry will re-
suit in discoveries important to Amer
icsn dye users.
The Madison daily leader. [volume] (Madison, S.D.) 1890-current, 1916-01-06

against 1865 a week ago and 2,051
the corresponding day a year ago.
About the best that could be said
of the cattle trade as a whole was
that it was no worse than yesterday.
or in other words the decline of a
dime noted on that day was still eff
fective or fat cattle, while stocker
and feeder deal showed weaker spots,
but for the most part was unchanged.
Disposal for sheep showed a degree
of activity and strength. Best lambs
reached S9.15, while ewes sold up TO
$500.
The Madison daily leader. [volume] (Madison, S.D.) 1890-current, 1916-01-06
Minneapolis Grain.

Minneapolis, Jan. 5.-Wheat-May.
S1.227s; July. $121B. Cash close on
track: No. hard. s124B; No. 1 North
ern. s121%6122B; No. 2 Northern.
$~1.20N@121B: No. 3 Northern. ST.
l7Ad1.19B No. 3 yellow corn. 100
@77c; No, 3. white oats, 42@42%c;
fax, 1921.
The Madison daily leader. [volume] (Madison, S.D.) 1890-current, 1916-01-06
South ST. Paul Live Stock.

South st. Paul. Jan. Cattle
Receipts. $500; steers, s3.756S.75;
cows and heifers, S4.25 @6.75; calves,
$4.5009.50; stockers and feeders, S4.-
00m7.00. Hogs-Receipts, 17,100;
range, $6.25G6.55. Sheep-Receipts,
500. lambs, S4.0o09.25; wethers, S..
00@6.50; ewes. S2.50I6.10.
The Madison daily leader. [volume] (Madison, S.D.) 1890-current, 1916-01-06

Augusta, Ga, Jan. 6.-The funeral
of Associate Justice Joseph Rucker
Lamar of the supreme court took
place from the First Christian church
here. Hundreds of persons filled the
church and several hundred stood
outside.
The Madison daily leader. [volume] (Madison, S.D.) 1890-current, 1916-01-06
OLD WOUND BOTHERS HIM
Otherwise King of Greece is Reported
in Good Health.

London. Jan. A Reuter- dispatch
from Athens says that Professor
Friedrich Kraus OF Berlin and Profess
sor Eiselberg of Vienna. who attend
ed King Constantine during his i'll
ness last spring. have returned to
Athens to examine the wound left by
the operation performed in June.
which has not healed. The wound is
giving the king some trouble. although
The Madison daily leader. [volume] (Madison, S.D.) 1890-current, 1916-01-06
TO RAISE WAGES OF 5000
Furnace Company in Sharon, Pa, An.
nounces Increases.

Sharon, Pa, Jan. 5.-The Shenango
Furnace company announced hat all
employees will be given an increase in
wages.
Ii is said that the advance will be
general. affecting all furnace workers
In the Mahoning and Shenango val.
levs. numbering about 5000 men.
The Madison daily leader. [volume] (Madison, S.D.) 1890-current, 1916-01-06
FIRST LADY IN NEW HOME
Mrs. Woodrow Wilson Takes Charge
Of White House.

Washington, Jan. Mrs Wood
row Wilson took charge of Il e White
House and plunged into work connect
ed with the opening OF the White
House social eason and with the Pan
American reception Friday.
The Madison daily leader. [volume] (Madison, S.D.) 1890-current, 1916-01-06
CHICAGO Grain and Provisions.

Chicago, Jan. 5.-Wheat-May. 81.
25A; July, $l.1S}s. Corn-May. 75Ac;
July. 76Mc. Oats-May. 47Bc; July,
46hc. Pork-Jan., S1S.65; May, SIS.
So. Butter-Creameries. 26Q31hc
Eggs-26h 02712c. Poultry-Springs
l3c: fowls, l3c: turkeys, 1Sc.
The Madison daily leader. [volume] (Madison, S.D.) 1890-current, 1916-01-06
Won hiuher Paw for Teachers

Chicago, Jan. 6.-Miss Catherine
Coggin, aged sixty, the little general"
OF the Chicago Teachers association,
who fought public service corpora.
tions until she won a tax increase and
boosted pay for teachers, - dead.
The Madison daily leader. [volume] (Madison, S.D.) 1890-current, 1916-01-06
Chicago live Stock.

Chicago. Jan. 5-Cattle-Steers, So
25@9.S0; COWS and heifers, $1,000
S.45; calves. $7.00Q1O.25. Hogs
Light, $6.45@6.85; mixed. $6.5006.95;
heavy. s6.55m$7.O5; rough, $6.50G6.-
65; pigs. S5.5006.50. Sheep-Native.
$6.65@715; lambs. S7.50Q9.S0.
The Madison daily leader. [volume] (Madison, S.D.) 1890-current, 1916-01-06
s.. Paul Grain.

st. Paul, Jan. 5.-Wheat-No. |
Northern. $1.1SB @1.20B; No.
Northern. $1.14B Q116A; No. 3 Mon.
tana hard. S116% 0117B: corn. 1870
eOc; oats. 412 a 42c; barley, 64670c;
rye. 93Q94c; fax, S2.1Sh
The Madison daily leader. [volume] (Madison, S.D.) 1890-current, 1916-01-06
viii Be Used as Targets.

Washington, Jan. Give ships no
longer fit e for reserve duty have
been stricken from the navy list by
orders Of the department. Two of
them, the old monitors Terror and
Miantonomah, now at the Philadel.
gets.
The Madison daily leader. [volume] (Madison, S.D.) 1890-current, 1916-01-06
MARKET QUOTATIONS.
Duluth Wheat and Flax.

Duluth, Jan. 5.-Wheat-On track
and to arrive, No. | hard, s1.22S; No.
/ Northern, $121M. No. 2 Northern.
$1.17% @1.1S5s. FlaX-On track and
to arrive. 1921.
The Madison daily leader. [volume] (Madison, S.D.) 1890-current, 1916-01-06

Major General Grenville Mellen
Dodge. last surviving corps comman.
der of the Civil war living in the
United States. distinguished railroad
builder and prominent in Iowa poll
ties, is dead at Council Bluffs. la.
General Dodge's death followed a
ly weakened, He was e%ighty-four
years old.
The Madison daily leader. [volume] (Madison, S.D.) 1890-current, 1916-01-06
Parliament Member Dies

London, Ian. ) Sir George Scott
Robertson, member Of parliament for
the Central division of Bradford, is
dead. He was horn in London in
1870
The Madison daily leader. [volume] (Madison, S.D.) 1890-current, 1916-01-06
EFFECT OF EYE STRAIN.

Straining the eyes not only Injuries
those valuable organs, but disfigures
the face and expression as well. If
your occupation imposes much work
upon the eyes you will find properly
fitted and specially ground glasses as
fitted by me a great convenience, if
not an absolute necessity.
My charges are always reasonable.
but l v sacrifice quality for
price. Your eyes will be fitted right
or not at all IL you come to me
DIR. r.. +. SEARS
Drugless Physician and Optometrist
Rensch Block : Madison, S. ID.
The Madison daily leader. [volume] (Madison, S.D.) 1890-current, 1916-01-06
B. B. BOWEL
Insurance

Life, Accident, Fire. Lightning, Tor
nado. Can also furnish Indemnity
Bonds. Collections. We have the
companies; you want the insurance.
Huntemer Block Phone 28S
The Madison daily leader. [volume] (Madison, S.D.) 1890-current, 1916-01-06
HOUSES MISSION
IMPORTANT ONE
sOes to Clear Up Differences
With German Government.
WORK is VERY FARREACHING

May Have a Tendency to Turn the
German Vote In This Country TO the
Administration, According to Shrewd
Washington Poiiticians-Not Expect
ed TO Jack Up" Diplomats.
The Madison daily leader. [volume] (Madison, S.D.) 1890-current, 1916-01-06

60 change the shape and
color of unsuitable brands
to initiate the Prince
Albert tidy red tin, bur
az Is impossible to irni-
tate the flavor of Prince
Albert tobacco! The
patented process protects
thstt
The Madison daily leader. [volume] (Madison, S.D.) 1890-current, 1916-01-06

Congressman Hal Cooper of Wiscon.
sin has been an insurgent of one kind
or another ever since he was In public
life. He is now serving his twentieth
year in the house. and no one can say
just when he will break into a new
line Of thought and action. But he has
been a Republican all the time, though
enough Of an insurgent to be a follow
er OF La Toilette in 1905, Just now he
Ii anxious to have a change in the
present administration. Cooper has
I'D snsugh, hs says.
The Madison daily leader. [volume] (Madison, S.D.) 1890-current, 1916-01-06
arshall In Uniform.

A rather strange looking figure en-
tered the senate wing OF the capitol
one day last week just as BIG ollie
James was going out.
You don't know who / am cried
the figure. and the ~bystanders recog
nized the voice of the vice president.
Il do not wonder. i have just come
from the pan-American scientific con
gTess and have been substituting for
the president, hence this high hat, this
ranvg
The Madison daily leader. [volume] (Madison, S.D.) 1890-current, 1916-01-06

There is just a hint which sound:
good to q lot of consumers. 1t Is tina
a tax may be levied by the UniteC
States upon goods i'm cold storage. T;
light tax for the first few weeks. Blu
increasing according to the length o
time the goods remain in storage. Thi
would give the government supervi
sion Of cold storage and would ais
make it expensive for the cold storag,
plants. which now increase the cost o
living.
The Grangeville globe. [volume] (Grangeville, Idaho) 1907-1922, 1916-02-17
DEPUTY SHERIFF BILL ELLER
HAS NARROW ESCAPE.

Deputy Sheriff Bill Eller was in
town last Friday evening and told us
of a rather hair-raising experience
/ that befell him the night before as he
was trying to get down to the George
Burgund home on Salmon river thru
the deep snow. He left Grangeville
| in the afternoon ON horseback and
started down the Gill point just about
dusk. The first part of the descent
was accomplished without trouble, but
on reaching a point where one of two
ridges was to be taken, he chose the
wrong ridge in the fading daylight
and with everything covered with
deep blanket of snow, and his horse
soon refused to travel and Bill had to
get off and lead the animal by the bri-
die reins. They slid over a little rock
! ledge a few feet high that was hidden
by the snow and few feet farther
Bill suddenly stepped off into space.
His grasp on the bride reins straight
ened Bill up and saved him from go
ing down head first to certain death
but as it was he fell fully twenty feet
and shot down the steep hillside for
some distance through the soft snow.
In the fall his head and shoulders
came in violent contact with the earth
and he was knocked silly for some
time After regaining his faculties he
saw some one in the canyon below
strike a match and called to them for
help The parties proved to be John
Burgund and Walter Larson, who had
been breasting the deep snow all day
in walking from this place to the Bur
gund home, and were almost exhaust
ed at the time They could not climb
the steep canyon side but went on to
the cabin and sent George Burgund
back with lantern to the aid of the
officer. After couple of hours Geo.
Burgund appeared in sight and called
that he was almost exhausted and
asked Eller to try to get down where
he was. The latter started. and went
only few feet when he almost stepped
off of a 40-foot bluff, falling back just
in time to save himself After some
time Burgund got up to where he was
and they then worked back up the
hillside to the horse, which was still
standing on top of the cliff where
Eller had fallen over and had not
moved out of its tracks. With the aid
of the lantern they finally worked
down the hill to the Burgund cabin,
arriving there at midnight and mighty
glad to be on level ground again.
Deputy Eller says he has put in
considerable time on Salmon river and
knows the country pretty well in that
particular locality but will leave it
strictly alone in future at night and
with snow on the ground. He was so
sore the morning after the accident
he could hardly get out of bed but
considers himself very fortunate in
escaping as easily as he did.-Chron-
icle.
The Grangeville globe. [volume] (Grangeville, Idaho) 1907-1922, 1916-02-17
STOCK DOING WELL ON UPPER
SALMON

| Fet Rhoades came out Wednesday
from the upper Salmon river, where
he has been for the past few months
assisting his brother Jay on the ranch.
and dropped off here for a days visit
with relatives and old friends before
going on to Lewiston where his fam
lily resides. Fet says the firm of Holt
& Rhoades is feeding about 900 head
of cattle on the upper river this winter
and the stock is all doing well as they
have plenty of feed to see them thru.
no matter how long the snow may last
Only about six inches of snow fell at
the Jay Rhoades place on Rapid river
and this was all off the low ground
before he left. At the Holt ranch
about fourteen inches of snow fell and
the farther this way he came the deep
er the fall seemed to have been. Hard
ly any losses have been sustained by
the stockmen along the upper river,
although the snow fell there deeper
and the cold was more intense than
1t has been for years, and Mr.. Rhoades
does not look for any losses in that
section as most of the stockmen have
feed enough to last until the stock can
get out onto the range again.-Chron-
icle
The Grangeville globe. [volume] (Grangeville, Idaho) 1907-1922, 1916-02-17
HOUSE BURNED AND BARN
CAVED IN.

The farm house of Walter HOLDEN
was completely destroyed by fire last
sunday morning at about eight o'clock.
Mr.. and Mrs. HOLDEN had spent the
previous night with friends in Fer
dlnand and had not returned home
when the fire started.
Harold Dutro, a cousin of Mr.. Hol.
pen, was left in charge and when he
discovered the fire, he ran over To q
w. Benson's home-a neichhor and
sounded the alarm. Mr.. henson ac-
companied him and the two MANAGED
70 save only a dining table, china
closet, sideboard, two rockers, but very
httle else of value, as the fire had
canned such Roadway as to render
Aursher rescue work too hazardous
Inc HOLDEN home was located f3ve
mics east and little north of For
1rnand, near the Cottonwood crossine
Inc IRE, it is thought, started whar,
roof. Hulousn th'
al, Inc loss Is estimated at about 50 Oo,
wlun no Insurance on either honse $50 y
sOnIents We understand Mr. HoIho,
intends to rebuild as soon as nos o,pel
isnortunes seldom come sinas
The Grangeville globe. [volume] (Grangeville, Idaho) 1907-1922, 1916-02-17
is HE TIRED OF LIFE?

Talk about medals for bravery, and
noble prizes-listen to Sasse, the reck.
less editor of the spicey Ferdinand
Enterprise: If a man went down
town with his head dolled up in a
three cornered dingus with turrets
and curlycues and a cats tail and a
chicken head pinned on one side and a
young whisk broom and a bunch of
spring onions on the other, and two
strips OF red flannel hanging down in
the rear, he would be arrested and
slammed in the BOBBY hatch. But a
woman can do it and get away with