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The fool-killer., 1916-11-01
A SERMON ON KISSING.
By Robert Quillen.

There's no telling who invent
ed the art Of kissing, but it is a
safe assertion that no other in
ventor ever saw his example so
universally adopted or SO "gosh-
awfully" enjoyed
Kissing is a pleasure, a habit,
al ecstacy, a duty, a sin, a crime
depending altogether On the cir
cumstances.
Kissing a baby is about the
sweetest kissing on earth, but it s
mighty hard on the baby, He
gets such a lot Of it. Pretty girls
kiss him; married women kiss
him; old bachelors kiss him
everybody's doing it. IF he were
big enough to assert himself he
wouldn't stand for it, not all Of
it, anyway. But, then, if he were
bigger no one would care to kiss
him.
Kissing a girl whose lips are
Like warm velvet and whose
cheeks are as soft as the dove s
breast would be about the niftiest
thing on earth, except for the fact
that no one gets to kiss that kind
of girl except raw boys
who haven't learned how to kiss.
Kissing ones wife is about as
near perfect enjoyment as a mere
mortal need hope to get. But it s
a custom not universally follow
ed. Some men never kiss their
wives. And of course some men
kiss other men 8 wives The man
who dosen't kiss his wife at least
ten times a day dosen't deserve
her. The woman who dosen t
want to be kissed at least ten
times a day dosen't deserve a
husband. And yet, if the old man
keeps quid of cut plug in IA
jaw, the wife who stands for ten
Kisses day deserves a halo and a
cushioned seat alongside Job in
the New Jerusalem.
| There are many ways to kiss.
A little baby merely opens it's
mouth and slobbers. A coy maic .
EN- closes her eyes and lips tight
and lets some one else do the kiss
ing. An old maid ties her lips into
a hard knot and pecks at the vic
tim like a wood7pecker. An old
bachelor Fuckers up and smacks
like the dredge Of steamshovel
Wives-real wives-kiss like the
lingering clasp Of hands between
men friends who know how tc
love. And mdfhers9 All, mothers
kiss like the soft beating Of
angels wings-like the soothing
notes of some celestial harp
through the twilight-like God :
benediction whispered over one <
bowed head.
| IF Won want few shares in +ht
The fool-killer., 1916-11-01
A SERMON TO THE DOCTORS,

Hello, Doc! I know you are a
clever old humbug, and can t
help but like you, but the object
of this sermon is to find out what
you are good for.
Set down your colored water
and bread pills on that-thar stump
and let's talk awhile.
You look like a sensible man,
and maybe you know right
smart, but what can you do?
That's the question.
You pretend like you can just
almost raise the dead with one
mighty shake Of your drotted
little p:ll-box, and here you go
galloping over the country, pour:
ing sick people full Of slop and
collecting big fees, and when one
happens to get we'll anyhow, you
swell out your well-fed belly and
exclaim: "Behold what I did
with my little pill-box!"
And the worst of it is that so
many Of the people believe you.
They just think if they can get
tanked up on about six gallons Of
your Doodlebug Draps they will
soon be able to pick up bull by
the tail and throw him over the
barn.
Poor pitiful plugs! They don t
know any better, I reckon. But
you diked up doctor doinses-
you know better. You know that
nine-tenths Of your belly-wash
amt worth the rain-water and
poke-berries it takes to make it.
You know if you was half dead
you would fight a circle saw be-
fore you would take your own
medicine.
But this drug-doping devilment
is a fine full tit for you pill-pouch
parasites, and Of course you won t
turn loose till you are choked
loose.
It's a puzzle to me the way you
fe,lers operate, anyhow. Other
people don't get pay for doing a
piece of work unless they do it.
When I pay the grocer for sack
of -four ! expect to get the -four
When I hire a man to build q
house or dig well, I expect him
to do the work-otherwise he
gets no pay.
But you doctor fellers must
have pay for looking wise ano
making a blind, staggering guess
at something. Hit or miss, it 5
all the same price. Funny busi
ness I call it.
Suppose I wade in mud pud
die and get the hookies, or eat
too many cabbages for dinner
and have a pain across the small
end Of my misery. I call in the
doctor man and tell him there
seems to be something wrong
with my 17-jewelled innards
and I want something done fo1
myself right forthwithabus. HI
sets down his hog-hide hamper
The fool-killer., 1916-11-01

If you want few shares in the
Republican party, you can buy
them pretty cheap now.
The fool-killer., 1916-11-01

I am as well satisfied as ever
expect to be in this old wicked
world. How are you4
The day book. [volume] (Chicago, Ill.) 1911-1917, 1916-11-29


E. n. Webster, 1905 Franklin Blvd.
DIET EXPERTS BUNK. Some
professors of dietetics and NJ DIS in
our health department are expert
menting on squad of subjects for
two weeks to prove that a person can
live on 4Oc day.
Which goes to show how silly and
ridiculous some of our educated peo-
pie make themselves at times.
This experiment, regardless of the
outcome, amt worth pinch of salt
to the public. For instance, six per-
sons can be placed on an absolute
fast for eight days and at the end of
the fast some of the persons viii
show gain in weight. But does this
prove to the public that fasting is
practical for all? No! Neither does
4Oc-a-day scientific feeding.
There have been hundreds of
these feeding experiments conducted
by schools, colleges and government
experts, and all they can tell us isl
that one man can do certain work on
food containing a certain amount
each of protein, fat and carbohy-
drates, while another man can't, al
though the two men are similar in
health and structure.
These learned dieticians and ply
sicians also tell us to eat slowly and
get more nourishment from food.
They don't consider that the differ
emit natures of people govern their !
pace of eating, that it is as natural |
for some people to eat fast as it is for
the color Of their hair to be brown |
or black or red.
Tonce heard a lecture by a famous |
college athletic coach, a great Judge I
of young men, and he said while it is |
Injurious to eat 'too fast" yet in a |
period Of observance covering 25
years he found that all our best ]
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young men were fast eaters and they
we're better thinkers, better students
and better athletes than the slow eat
ers, So, as Mr. Dooley would say,
"the only good thing about the ex-
piriment is the little free boor9 the
byes and gyurls are gettin'. LAS.
o. Boy.
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- ~
WE HAVE MUCH TO
BE THANKFUL FOR
BY H. M. Cochran
We've got a land that is resting in
peace,
A land that is mighty near free:
There are very few men who are
looking for jobs,
Those are signs of real prosperity.
While other lands war over causes
unknown,
Our forty-eight states move along
On basis of love, with the peace
calling dove,
At the lead of Americas throng.
In the place of big ships and of un-
der-sea dOgsA
In the place of the cannons and
shot,
Home, Sweet Homes hold their
places, we've not kicked the
traces,
Just peace is what U. S. has got
So, in spite Of some troubles that
folks kick about,
The same as they've kicked here
tOfore,
All in all things are fine, folks, for
yours and for mine,
We have much to be thankful for.
-O-O-
STATE TAX RATE TO JUMP?
The new Illinois state tax rate may
The day book. [volume] (Chicago, Ill.) 1911-1917, 1916-11-29
STATE TAX RATE TO JUMP?

STATE lax RAIE TO JUMP?
The new Illinois state tax rate may
be 20 cents. Last year it was 55
cents. The total equalized assess
ment for this year is $2,502, 1884,
an increase of $2,82O,653 over last
years assessment. There were those
who thought the increased assessed
value might lower the tax rate; inc
stead the rate may be increased over
20 per cent.
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to pay the penalty. There lis only
one paper free enough to state these
facts and help US effect remedy
and that paper is The Day Book.
1t viii allow the discussion in its
columns on how to cooperate. and
cut the high cost of living, for it is
free from the advertising menace
E. n. Webster, 1905 Franklin Blvd.
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uctt cit0liItbe
SiibSafnpfer ucrienkt!

Berlin, ii. SuIi. (5unfenOepe.
i6e.) = 2out etnem geitern ber0f.
fentli6ten 8erift Der lleberleeiider
geo6rihten agent1r boben oetti6G
ariegSidiffe pGbreno oes A. uno 6
SSuli odjt engliide 6ii9eroaupfet
perIenft.
Der 8eridt befagt: p9eutidt
ariegSififfe berienften bonn 4. Biz
Is. Syuli an Der engliihen &iiite bic
engliihen 5iiderOanpfer Queen Bee.
9(niL anoerion, Peep O'0nb, 8atd.
jul, g1oncp 9unlan, 9Setuma, gnrrel.
beiiD nn0 Nelporf Cattle. Bon Die.
fen nerIudten Queen See, 8at6ful
uno 8ctuno au entfontmen, rndoenn
iie gum $aIten aufgeforoert tpurOetl,
morauf aus ben @eihiisen auf iie
gefeuert ptr6e.
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Paiis nimnit Sie
SteMcrrcrlaGc an!
Slene Ginfummen-, Grbi6afts. nnS
AriegsseiuinH.Steneru A6idlaf.
fnns Der Stempelitencr.

@oIbington, II. Su[i.-Mit 24C
eegen t40 Stimmen robm geiterr
oos Observation-Disclosures Die neut
Steuerporloge Der &egierung an,
Ger glnnobme eingen beftige Ge'
batten borous, ipelAe tagelnng nGhr'
ten, ltno bel Oenen eS 6u i6nrfen
8orten fam. geionoers Die Repu-
blifoner eingen bof)it uninnft mil
Der Aegierung uno ibren giet5oOen
nm.
9ei Der Sdlubabltintrrline itinm.
ten iGnltli1e Gemotrnten fir bic
9orloae umo 81 9tepublifoner, fiini
progreiiibe Republifoner, Elm In
abbGngieer uno Elm So5ialiIt. (Gicie
glbItinnlung 5eiet oeltlih, oob bic
garteipeitid]e itart in anpenouna
gcbr1dt iein uubte, oo anfongs IN.
ter Den Demofrnten cine gouac gln.
3obl Der 9orloee abiollIt nift giiil,
itig oeiinnt iparen. 8ilion bat pie.
Der eiumal ols ununihr1nfter Off
tator geiieet.)
Die Steuerborluge beltimmt Die
S6affling einer Sarif,aommiiiion
cinen Sdus0oG alf 6orbitofie urh
neuen Steuern auf @infommen,
grbi1aften ioipie aui @elpinne aus
Dem gSerfanf bon ariessmateriaI.
Scr gaiius, melder 9anfen eine
Stelter pon einem 9ollar auf je0C
tauieno Dollars 8apital, lte6cri6ub
unO unDerteiIte 9Srofite auferleet,
lDnrOe geitri6en. 4.
Sur gluslogen uno @ebGlter Der
Y1itglieoer Der Eorif.aommiiiion
fir oas erite SSabr puroen 100000
betpiaiet.
9urb bieie 8orlage luirb Die bis
berige GinfommenIteuer bel einem
@infommen bon $4,000 bis $40.
600 I'M elm 4rojent uno 0ann itu-
ienpeiie bis 10 4ro6cnt bei ginfonl-
men bon iiber 100000 idbrlid CT
b6bt.
Ufan bofit, bur6 Die 9orIose,
iuelhe iest an ben 5enat gebt, iGbr-
lid cine WtebreinRabme BON $l97,.
100000 gu er5iclen.
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Sic 9enti(6eIl Orfberl
jebt ben spif3 llnl!
Stellunecn; Briten bcbamptcn, Gcntalz
NATION oeitiirntt so baben.
I. pOrmaridb seeen stOktcSsrinie seitart.

Sruppen boben Ieste Iadt oos 9orf
Contamination norb0itlih BON gIl.
bert, geItiirnit; 189 9euti6e gerieten
in @cfangenidaft. (Sdon Samstag
Dor adt Sagen bieB Is in Dem offi-
5ieaen britii6en 8eri6t, ooB oas &c.
nanrte 9orf bon ben @riten ee-
noninIen tpuroe. glan iiebt, ben
8riten 1T unter feinen llnllt1noen
at glauben,) g&ndbeul Die Deiitidea
iedsntol gum Stnrm nueeiebt bat.
ten geIong es ibnen idlieBlid, IN
Dem Grones @ebol6, norolid bon
Der Sontpe, feiten SUB 5n faiIen.
Die 9titen oringen BEL Obillers
uno Ga @oiieaes uno in Dem Dao-
met. .@eboI3 Dor. (glber iebr lorlg.
lam - lpenn oieies iiberbaupt ipabr
iIt)
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Sr0itScicn fcSen
RSni9 bon 2lnalit ab!
Scr jngenblide 9erridler berinate,
ieiH 2anO BON ben 5ran5Oieu
5u 6efreien.

garis, II. SuIi. 9up-Gon,
Der erit ieds5ebnidbrige a0nig Oes
inter fron8oiiidem Broteftorat ite.
benoen binterinOii9en &6nigreids
annm lit bon ben 5ronooien er,t-
tbront Doroen. GS miro Dem jun
gen Serrlder sur 2ait eeleet, oob er
cine gntp0rling Der gInonliten in
2uong Rgni eegen Die Granaoien
eineefdoelt bat.
Ser General. s@ounerneur BON
5ran56itid Sinterinbien beri6tet,
Oab Der aufItano nit 2eiGtigfeit I'M.
terbriidt muroe, uno boB Der a0nig
nobe sue in fran5oitIhe @efongen-
idaft geriet. Sein geadfoIger. 8rind
9un-Doo, pur0e oieier Gage gum
4Onig gefront.
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11cbfaskaer kaiitpietett
bel claftc Orancc, Geg.
Die Srnppen Oes 4. Nebrasfa Sesi.
meutS idjliefen seitern bercits
in ibren 3eIten.

2lano @ralloe, Ger, IL. SuIi.-
0os 8ierte 3ebrosfa Gegineflt bat
in Dem 6rei 0teilen lpcltlih bon
Werceoes geIegenen Slono @rnitoe
lein Eager oufgeldIogen unO geitern
Die erite 9tn1t bier iinter freiem
Sinlnel in oen 3elteu nerbradt.
IS pnr ouerIt beidIoiien lDoroen,
onB Die 3rltppen bei Waerceoes Der.
bleiben ioaten ood itellte iid ber.
CHS, 0aB bort ni6t geltiigcnD Der-
fiigbarer No1r1 borbanoen mar.
8abrideinliA mirO 0aS sSunfte
Nebrosfo &eginent bier ooer in Der
Iadbari6aft ebenfaas feline 3elte
aufi6logen, aber 0asielbe mar bis
bellte frib nod niht eingetroffen.
Mili6truppen BON Snoiuna uuo
Minneiotu fonlpieren nit ben gec-
traSfaern, uno eitl gsetu Oprfer 9tes
giment lieet niAt melt bon ibnat
cntfernt.
5ebr ,tnangenebm MAIDEN fih DIE
Mosf.tos benerfbar, ipeId)e in RE.
itgen S1oren Die eonSe @egeno itf'-
fi1er MAIDEN. Otan bat ii6 oesbolb
ooron gernodt, fleine Siinpfe uno
8fiiben alisaufiiIlen itilo troden alt
Iegen. Gin neun Meilen LANCER See
liegt nur cine Dolbe 0leile nom 2a-
ger ertfernt, iooaf eenng @elegen-
belt gum Baden ge9eben lit.
glls oos Gierte Hegiment gel.erlt
bier eiiltrof, regnete eS IN Stromen,
oo1 Die 3ruppen begnntlen nidtS-
oeitopeniger iofort NIT Der Grid.
tung ibrer 3elte itro iporen bebor
ginbru9 Der 9urfelbeit I'M Erode
nen.
Ginem gabHnnslif entgangen.
Dtusfogee, Sfln., II. Suli.-geur
tpie Our1 Elm Bunoer itil0 bic
3rlppen Der &outpagnien 81, g, 6.
8 ioluie Der Stab oes &egirnents
einem gobnungIiif entgnngen bas
bieleidt groBes llnbeiI bate onria-
ten fonnen. Gin MIR 20 Wfinuten
borous fabrenoer @iiter5ue entgleiite
9eitern no6nlittog bel 8ainiuriebt,
0fla., infolge elmer feblerboften
S1iene. 0a Die @eIeiie am 9or-
n1ittog erIt itlteriu1t pnren, un6
nieIe @erifaner in Der @egen0 mob.
men, ni1nlt man an OnB benbfid.
tigt mar, ben, 2riippenSrg 5ur @nts
pIeiiling 5u orHBen. Der Bug bots
te einen bolben Gag 8erip1tung.
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Jt0liclter lusrHeft
tuicScr 9ci6Ia9ctt!
Stint britiide gatrOlbOOte bun ei.
nem Oiterreidiiden arenser
OerIenft.

Bien, ii. SuIi. GoS ariegs.
amt meIbet, oaB bic StaIiener, mel.
DIE 5piiben Der @tid urlo Der 8ren-
ia gum glngriff iibergiugeI ihuer
gef1lagen ipurben.
Ser 6iterreidiid.ungariib 5p6-
ber.areu5er agtobara@ berierlfte ouf
Der S6be bon 9trante fiinf britiihe
9atroIboote. 90 nel0ete belite bic
oiterrei1il1e abniralit1t.
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3lpeiter Sranf6eitSiall in QiueoIn.
Britelt crcbcrn
Gansa, Oitafrika!

2onoon, II. Suli. II General
Snnt, Der gefeDlsbober ser britt,
iden 3ruppen in Oitafrifo, bat bier.
Der beriAfet, oaB ieine 8ruppen &c,
|itern Gonea in Geuti6 -Oitofrifa elm.
genommen baben.
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111etterbcricbt.

Sir Omaha ilno ltlneegeno;
SW6n beute aben0 tnS gtitttpo6;
ettuas fiibIer beute abeno.
Sir gtebrnsta: 2l1gen1ein id0n
beitte abenO ltno Wtittpo1; ettpas
fiibler belite abeno i'm oitIi6en SeiI,
m1rlner om Wtitttpof) I'M neItlihen
Seil.
Sir Soipd: gmgemein idon beute
obeno nno 0littlpod; fiibler beite
obeno I'M noroipeitIi6en Geil un0 i'm
noro0ItIi9en Sell an Naittipodl.
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e,enrh ssnrh ..ISnftn nidlt

Detroit, Wii6., II. Sui. -9enrD
6orO erflGrte geiterL Dob er obIoIut
nidt oarnn Oenfe, ols probibitioniIti-
ider Observation-Disclosures aiifju.
treten
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1tmiteborcifen Scr
Kinccrl dRntilne!
Sn gten YOrf itGrben seitern iuieOer
IA ainber; slUeiter Gaa
in GinCDln.

Stem Dort, II. SnIi. - @eiteru
ftno mieoer ID aleine Der Stinoer.
Idbmune gum Gpfer eeioGen. 0ic
itGotiiAcn geboroen geben iesi
itreng gegen ale oieieuigen bor,
melhe Die bon ibnen erlorenen 8or.
i9riiten aur @erbiitune oes 8ei.
neutrality-suspicious. Der &ronfbeit ni6t
bcfolgen. &unoerte llebertreter Oie.
ier 8eltimmungen tpltroen eelteru
nit @eloitrafen beleet. sSn ben Ieb.
ten "a Stilnoen tpurOen tpeitere 1G3
neue Grfronfungen berihtet. gis.
Der Iito 23S SiuOcr Der aranfbeit
erlegen.
Speiter Srnnf6eitSfal in 2iueOIn.
2incoln gieb., II. Suli. - Gin
omeiter &ranfbeitsfaG on ainoerl1b.
mrtng murbe geitern Der itdotii4en
@eiunobeitsbeb6roe gemeloet. SIS
bnnOelt iih oieSmnl I'M einen neun,
i1brigen ana6en. SSn beioen sGIleu
iinO anoere ain0er NIT Den Grfranf-
ten in 8eriibrung gefommen, ioOab
es Ietdt nogli9 lit, oaB nod tneiterc
Grfrantlneen binSittominen perocn.
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glm 9fiidaus Der 9fuiien in aIein-
ofien ioa Die Sibe iduIo eepeien
iein. . ial 8ir elaiiben i6on,
onb ihnen barnie beib eetporoen tit.
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len IieBer."
9ie 8eiobling beItebt aus Dem 31,
pit6n. einem erlten lno 3ipeiten OF
fioier tno 26 Mlonn. Ger aopitGt
1T Der 1Iteite BON ibren oenn er
lift 40 Sabre alt; Die iibrigen iinb
biel iiinger, monhe bon ibnen itno
fnnpp 20 Sabre alt. anpit1u Sto.
mig foet, Dab Oem Sngenielr s.
Slices o1s eroBte 8eroierit fir Die
erfolgretde 6obrt 5il3uihreiben lit.
Genn aitf ibn foflfite er iid) si oilei
3eiteit berIaiien.
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9rins 9einridl Iaaie i6nen 9ebeluo6I.

gseip gorf, Ii. SSaIi. Ger erite
Dffi3ier Der .DeltidIanO@, Srona
8. arapobI, 1T in 8egleitltng 6es
gedtsbeiItonoes Der 3eittidben Bot.
idaft. Die in &be, ga. g., in Der
Sontnerfriide tpeilt, bier eingetrof.
fen. or iogte, ooB er ouf Oem
gabnauee fat ieetrnnf geiporoen lei.
Dem 0GeitihIano" betuege fid IN
elmer 8eiie, OaB man an 8orb oes
Gdudbootes cine 8ortie Billiard ipies
len Tonne. gr foete ferner, oaB fura
Dor Der abfobrt oes Goudbootes
grina Seinri6 bon greiiBen nebit
@emablin oos Sdtff beiudten unO
Dem aopit1n nno Der WinnnIdoft
berdli6es 2ebetuobI, gliifIi9e Heiie
nnO frobe 8ieOerfebr getpiinid,t ba-
ben.
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9ie SdlLnfnnterindlnna.

Baltimore, IL. SSuIi. = anpitdn
aonie bot Die grlaubnis erteilt, baB
aapit1n 6. Q. 9ugbes bon Der Der.
Stoaten Morine fornea Ole
! gDeuti9lono~ mterlu9t, I'M feitau.
itelIen, OBJ 0osielbe elm arie9sidiff
ODER Elm San0elsihiff lit.
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9eine gutidlaft an WiIipn.

Baltimore, II. SUM. adpitdn
aonie erfldrte bic 9lneabe, onb Ou5
bier angelnngte oeutihe Sonbels.
toudboot aud cine perionlide Boot.
idoft bonn aaiier 8iIbelm an 8rd-
iioent Bilion iiberbringe, fir un6e-
grilnoet.
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The Leon reporter. (Leon, Iowa) 1887-1930, 1916-03-02
WAR AND PEACE.

1t is true in national as in person
al life that it is the things that are
unseen that are eternal Even as ma
terialistic a statesman as Bismarck
knew this and emphasized ''the
weight of the imponderables' in his
discussions of diplomatic situations
Men and policies change, and must
change, but national ideals are the
immediate jewels of the national
soul.
The American national ideal is an
ideal of peace. We have engaged in
five wars, one OF which was one of
the greatest wars in history. All but
one of those five wars fit into the
national ideal.
We fought the War of the Revolu-
ton to vindicate the right of the
governed to participate in govern
ment The War of 1912 was waged
for the freedom of the seas and the
rights of sailors In the Mexican
War we were territory grabbers;
but the great Civil War fought out
two opponent conception; of national
life and freed the slave in vindicat-
ing national unity. The Spanish
American War was fought by the
United States solely because we had
assumed the part of Good Samaritan
to Cuba.
There was never before in history
war record century and half
long, in which all the struggles ex-
The Leon reporter. (Leon, Iowa) 1887-1930, 1916-03-02
1T CAN'T BE DONE, COLONEL.

One doesn't have to place his ear
to the ground to understand that Col.
| Roosevelt cherishes a gnawing ambi-
ton to ride into the presidency on the
crest Of a militaristic wave. The
colonel is militarist by nature
and by virtue of political expediency.
His every utterance is saturated with
gore and his bosom sWells With
yearning for row.
But the colonel is mistaken in his
judgment of the American people
when he assumes that war in Europe
must infect America with lust for
blood. On the contrary it is only
proving to us the folly Of war and the
blessing Of peace.
For this reason, the American
people want reasonable prepared
ness without the craze of militarism.
They are ready to prepare for de-
tense, put not to prepare for agrees
sion. They are not keen for krup-
pism or Junkerism. They would as
soon think of smoking on powder
magazine as Of entrusting the reins
of government to Roosevelt in a
situation so full of delicate complex
tiles as that which is likely to pre-
vail in the world for some years to
come.
The colonel IS at liberty to wave
his flag and toot his trumpet until
his arms and lungs give out. But
the multitude will refuse to become
excited.-Peoria Journal.
The Leon reporter. (Leon, Iowa) 1887-1930, 1916-03-02
WASHINGTON.

Washington's character has been
i praised till his genius is in danger OF
being forgotten. Yet had he not been
military genius of the first rank all
his high-minded devotion to the pa
triotic cause would not have freed
America.
The huge war in Europe has not
yet produced greater soldier than
George Washington. Joffre on the
Marine did not turn to bay more
splendidly and successfully than did
Washington at Trenton and Prince
ton, after the retreat across New Jer-
sey AleXieff's rescue Of the Russian
army from the German trap at Wilma
was no finer feat of soldiership
than that by which Washington slip
ped away from the British and Hes
slams at Long Island. The German
general staff has never conceived or
executed a more daring combination
than the moves which ended at York
town.
incidentally, this great general
and sterling patriot believed and
taught that the country which he
created should be prepared at all
times to defend it's territory, it's in
terests and it's honor against aggres-
sion-Chicago Journal.