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Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1916-04-23
ALVARAD0 MAN RESTORED
BY WONDERFUL REMEDY
Gets Appetite and Comfort Back After
Taking First Dose.

T. A. Hensley of Alvarado, Texas,
suffered for long time from derange-
ments of the digestive tract He had
collie attacks and indigestion His
liver was inactive and he was in pain
after eating.
He took Mayr's Wonderful Remedy.
From the very first dose it brought
swift results He wrote:
II have taken your treatment for
stomach trouble and consider it
Godsend to suffering humanity. I have
been suffering from stomach troubles
for a long time. such as collie attacks,
bloating after eating, sick spells, ind-
gestion, constipation and inactive liver
and gall stones. Now / do not feel like
the same man. can cheerfully COM
mend this remedy to all stomach suf-
ferers."
Mayr's Wonderful Remedy gives per-
manent results for stomach, liver and
intestinal ailments. Eat as much and
whatever you like. No more distress
after eating, pressure of gas in the
stomach and around the heart. Get
one bottle of your druggist now and
try II on an absolute guaranteed not
satisfactory money will be returned
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1916-04-23
Bugs Is Bugs 1.-THE SanatOrium Sen
sati0ns of Newcomer Tersely Told
(By Gilbert cosulich)

The morning hours were not so bad;
the newspaper. the mail, and the egg
noR lunch helped to relieve the
monotony. But in the afternoon. es-
pecially around o'clock. when he
had to take his temp" and pulse,
Smith would get his daily case of
nerves.
lie would try to compose himself
so that his pulse would not go up;
but ii Is difficult for nervous, bacilli-
ridden man to compose himself, es-
pecially when it is already 3:45, and
every unpleasant incident in his life
comes crowding upon him, as II he
were drowning.
That temp. too. bothered Smith a
good deal. 1t persisted in staying at
100. 6--though sometimes if he stared
at the thermometer long enough, 1t
seemed to be 100. 7--or was it 1905 :?
One day, when the field marshal
came around with the bi-daily injec-
ton of iron, Smith timidly inquired
whether some people We're not ABB
normally subject to temperature, even
though they had only small trouble
in their pectoral regions.
Now" replied the + NJ. with ad-
mirable sententiousness, bugs is
hugs
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1916-04-23
IMPROVE THE STREETS.

Albuquerque spends about SIS, goo
a year on the streets. aud when the
end OF the two-year period comes
there ls nothing to show for the out
lay
We have a new mayor and q new
city engineer. but the same streets
We had two years ago and the same
chairman of the street committee.
Now is the time to begin with def
mite plan OF permanent Improvement
something that will show at the
end OF the administration how at
least a part of the sse.O0o used b.
ennially had been spent.
People use the streets every day,
Just as they use water every DAY. The
one is about as important as the 9TH
er. There are several things to be
done before the city viii have con-
trol Of lis water. bat It has full con-
troll Of the streets now. and the pub
lie would he ioath to believe that the
water. when Il is owned BY the city.
Will Ice as ineffielentiy administered
as the streets have been.
II there is to be street improve
ments the work must begin now.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1916-04-23
A COUGH MAY LEAD
TO TUBERCULOSIS

Distressing and dangerous complications
may follow II you neglect 1t. Even when
50 serious stage Is reached. Eckman's AL
terative may bring relief. For more than
twenty years it has been widely used in
such eases with beneficial results
As with ans medication employed in this
trouble, the best results are obtained when
the patient pays strict attention to diet and
gets plenty Of rest and fresh air.
because u its easily assimilable content
Of calcium Chord. this preparation Is eff
feetive where a tonic uphuiider Is Indicated
As a corrective Of nightsweats it has prov
ed most useful II may be tried with all
salute safety. since 1t contains no harmful
or habit-forming drugs Of any sort
At your druggists.
Eekman Laboratory, Philadelphia.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1916-04-23

East Las Vegas, N. NJ, April az
Wendell Clutter, after twenty-foui
hours of freedom, was captured late
yesterday at Ojita, eight miles south
of Las Vegas, by Deputy Sheriff Fe-
lipe Lopez. Clutter who is being held
to the grand jury on charge of hav-
ing stolen S65 from the Bismark res
taurant while employed there as a
waiter. was run down through the
use of the telephone, A man living
in the neighborhood of Oiita reported
having seen the man, but refused an
offer Of SIS to capture him.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1916-04-23

There must be plan. and work for
the carrying out of the plan. Labor
must be efficient and efficiently d.
pleased with the Westerfeld admins
tration, It differs not much what else
may or may not be done by It.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1916-04-23
.pIuE uAwso OF CoNNECTICUr

The term blue laws Is applied to
such as relate to the private con-
sciences Of individuals All countries
formerly had such statutes, and the
thirteen colonies were no exception
before the revolution. The code of
Connecticut is often spoken Of III this
respect. Those most noted were OF
the colony OF New Haven. which was
united with the Connecticut colony In
1915, Here is full copy Of the New
Haven list often called the Con =
necticut Blue Laws"
The governor and magistrates. con-
veneG in general assembly are the
supreme power. under God, of this in
dependent dominion
Conspiracy against the dominion
shall be punished by death.
Whasoever attempts to change or
nNerturn this dominion shall suffer
death.
No one shall be a freeman, or give
vote, unless he be converted, and a
member in fun communion of one of
the churches allowed In this dominion.
Each freeman shall swear by the
blessed God 10 bear true allegiance
10 this dominion, and Jesus is the
only king.
No QUAKER OF uiSSGhfel ifbin ibt
established Worship of this dominion
shall he allowed to give vote for
the election of magistrate or any Of
ficer
No food or lodging shall be offered
a Quaker, Adamite, or other heretic.
II any person shall turn Quaker, he
shall be hanished and not suffered to
return on pain Of death.
No Quaker priest shall abide In this
dominion. he shall be banished. and
suffer death on return.
Priests may be seized by any one
without a warrant
No one shall run on the sabbath
day. or walk In his garden. or else
where, except reverently 90 and from
meeting.
No one shall travel. cook vietuals.
make beds, sweep house. cut hair. or
shave on the sabbath day.
No woman shall kiss her children
on the sabbath day or fast day.
The sabbath shall begin at sunset
on saturday.
To pick an ear of corn growing on
q neighbours garden shall be deemed
theft.
4 person accused of trespass tn the
night shall be Judged guilty until he
clear himself by his oath.
When 1t appears that an accused
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1916-04-23
j. IlIian Dead.

East Las Vegas, n. Nj, April "a
j. Y. Lujan, aged SIS years, resident
of this county for forty years, died
Friday morning after a lengthy i'll
ness. Mr.. Lujan is survived by his
wife and two grown sons and a daugh-
ter. His funeral will be held Mon
day morning at O'Clock from the
Church of the Immaculate Conception.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1916-04-23

Queen Wilhelmina of Holland has
an income from salary and private
estates of $15,000.00o It year, and she
has only ono daughter for whom to
buy wooden ahoes and Easter hon-
nets. But she has husband whose
debts she has to settle at frequent in
tervnls
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1916-04-23
stomach Trouble and Constipation.

MY mother had been suffering
from stomach trouble and constipa-
ton for over year and although she
took medicine for it all the time she
did not improve at all until / got her
a bottle of Chamberlain Tablets,
They improved her digestion and reg
ulated the action of her bowels. She
is now sound and we'll" writes Mrs
w. A. Swope, Dresden, Ohio. OBJ
tainable everywhere
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1916-04-23
VICTOR urco,s PROPHECY.

A correspondent OF the New York
Times sends TO that paper the trans
lation of tw lines copied from a
sheet of paper on which Victor Hugo
wrote them, presumably Just before
his death. They read as follows
Il represent party which does
not as yet exist, the party of revolu-
ton Of civilization. This party will
mold the twentieth century. There
viii come from il. first. the United
States of Europe, and then the United
States Of the World"
In fact. Victor Hugo might have
written those words long before his
death. They represent sentiment
rather than conviction after all for
Hugo was more prophet than logician,
and his dreams OF hopes confused
themselves easily with facts.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1916-04-23
With Scissors and Paste
WAITER MAIONE's TrIrApH

Waiter Malone, who ieaped to ma
tional celebrity number Of wears
ago with his poem, Opportunity.
written in answer to the brilliant but
cynical lines of Senator j j ingalls,.
Is dead Malone published several
volumes of verses and wrote nuner~
GUS short stories. but by profession
he was a lawyer aud for ten years
had been en- the bench in Mississippi
His epitaph, penned by himself a
short time before bis death. is among
the hest OF its kind:
Stranger who passeth my low house
of clay
Pause for a moment In a tender
mood;
Think not your sigh of pity thrown
away,
Recause Id say God bless YOU" II
] could.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1916-04-23

If Justice Hughes would announce
that he would not accept the presi-
dency in any circumstance, Roosevelt
would be his most enthusiastic sup
porter,
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1916-04-23

Governor Hunt has placed com
pany OF state militia to guard the
Roosevelt dam II might guard the
rest of his language with advantage.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1916-04-23

The packers say they are making
no money and the cattle growers de-
elarc they are making no profits.
Here is a mystery the beef eaters
would like 20 have some one solve,
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1916-04-23

one OF the worst things about the
Mexican situation is that all of the
short story heroines will now he
named Mercedes.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1916-04-23

villa il down and out, but Salazar
rand General Felix Diaz promise to
raise the usual crop Of hades in
Mexico.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1916-04-23

II appears now that both Henry
Ford and william Jennings Bryan
lost out in Nebraska.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1916-04-23

person has confederates, and refuses
10 discover them, he may be racked
No one shall buy or sell land with
out permission of the selectmen.
A drunkard shall have master APP
pointed by the selectrnen, who are TO
debar him the liberty of buying and
selling.
Whoever publishes Il lie to the pre-
JUDGE af his neighbor shall be put
into the stocks or receive ten stripes.
No minister shall keep school.
Men stealers shall suffer death.
Whosoever wears clothes trimmed
with gold, silver or bone lace above
two shillings per yard. shall be pre-
sented by the grand jurors, and the
nelectmen shall tax the offender 1900
on his estate.
A debtor In prison. swearing he has
no estate, shall be led out and sold,
to make satisfaction
Whosoever brings cards or dice In
to this dominion shall pay fine
Of f5.
No ono shall read the common
prayer book, keep Christmas or set
days, or play on any instrument ex-
cept the Jews harp.
No gospel minister shall Join peo-
pie In marriage The magistrate only
shall Join them in marriage, as they
do H. with less scandal to Christ's
church.
When parents refuse their children
convenient marriage. the magistrate
shall determine the point.
The seleetmen, on finding the child
rem lgnornant may take them from
their parents, and put them into bet-
ter hands at the expense of their
parents.
A man who strikes his wife shall
pay a fine Of f10.
A woman who strikes her husband
shall be punished as the court directs.
a wife shall be Deemed good evi-
dence against her husband.
No man shall court u maid in per-
con or by letter without first obtaining
consent of her parents,
Married persons must live together
or be imprisoned In jail.
Every male shall have his hair cut
round according To a cap. Queries
Magazine,
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1916-04-23
PLANNING \ JEWISH REPUBLIC.

IlAtNNtN0 y tEsNtSIt NH u bttt.
II Is altogether possible that the
war may open the way for the Jews
to realize their dream OF the centuries
the reunion Of the race and the es-
tahllshment OF a Jewish state in Pal
estine The Jewish conference just
held at Philadelphia, as a preliminary
TO a great congress TO be held in
Washington not later than next De-
eember. pledged itself to demand for
the Jews full rights---civil, political
and religious--in all the countries
where they are now denied them.
There Is no more suspicious time than
the present for such an appeal THE
Jews in all the beligerent countries
have proved fully their intense pat
siotism, says Nathan Straus, and
have thereby established anew their
just demand for equal rights.
But the recommendation that
brought the delegates to their feet
was that the coming congress con
slider the problems Of Jewish devel-
opment in Palestine in all It's phases
THIS opens UP the vision OF p He
brew republic, with its blue and
white flag floating over the Holy
land. Jews all over the world are
looking to the members OF their race
In this free land to secure their rights
for the oppressed Jews everywhere.
The congress to be held in Washing
ton with appoint a commission TO sub
nit their deliberations on the whole
Jewish problem of rights to the peace
conference at the wars end.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1916-04-23
No REALITY IN ouIDA's LOVE.

Ouidas movers, according to q just
and well-known summary. suggest a
schoolgirls dream of the grande pas
sion. There is no reality in them,
hut a depletion of what life should be
as seen by an idealizing, inexperi-
enced, and romantic maiden. Chan
dos" Under Two FLAGS" and ''fri-
fotrin" are alike in their garishness
Of setting, floridlty of description. and
in their treatment of characters as
wholly attractive or wholly repulsive.
But as writer of hooks for children,
Nile. de RANGES simple naivette and
eye for the picturesque stood her IN
good stead. a LOG of Flanders"
would hardly be popular now, for it
throws the affection and fortitude of
a dog into strong contrast with the
brutality of peasantry which the
war has taught us to regard in heroic
ana likeabe light; but it is a good
story.
New-York tribune., 1916-07-11
Canned Art.

The news that Grieg's Peer Gynt" suite
and LISTS Hungarian Rhapsody are
proving to be the best sellers of the talking
machines, topping even the END of a Per
feet Day" may not be an qualifiedvictory.
Judging by the yagrant music that floats
in to ones pillow these summer nights, the
current melodies are still doing an excel
lent business. And rightly, we suggest.
Current music, like current fiction and cur
rent news. is the small talk Of life. 1t
would be a rather solemn world if we fed
our souls only on Beethoven, Shakespeare
and Plutarch's Lives.
The important point is that the better
music is being bought and played on a
large and increasing scale. In many ways
mechanical music is the most interesting
aid democracy has invented. Just as mod
ern printing presses made newspapers
feasible and thereby enabled widespread
nation to think collectively, the talking and
plaving machines are diffuslng musical
ideas upon an unprecedented scale. 1t Will
be interesting in the retrospect, thou
sand years hence, to look back and see
how science has made possible each step
ahead in modern human progress. Nov
able types made the Reformation possible.
it can be argued. And certainly without
the telegraph, the railways and the rotary
printing press, modern democracy would
be very different and probably far less
successful experiment.
The democratic ideal Of art has been
slowest TO win its way. Walt Whitman
portrayed it in his Democratic Nistas'
wears ago. He foresaw a new literature. a
new architecture, a new music upsprlng-
ing from the people-not the luxury of a
favored class but the necessity of all It
was Whitman's greatest achievement that
he himself, in his own work, personliied
New-York tribune., 1916-07-11

this ideal. Yet ineal descendants nave
been scarce enough. and democratic ART III
America has little to boast of. Perhaps IT
was a sense of this elusive quality whlch
made the "Spoon River Anthology SUI
us as deeply as it did
Now the question arises whe'her y!
way of music the democracy ol ar' may
not find fresh beginnings. Not simply py
reiterating This to be the End OF feriec'
Dav. we concede. But music, much music
is at any rate in every home Simulated
taste as a thing Of special culture, learned
nv note from fortunate few. cannot be
gained in this way. But may not real taste
as the product of individual ear, learned
by much listening, repeated blunderlng ana
many comparisons. lie exactly on this
road? Already the returns from the safes
counter give a favorable answer. And we
are inclined TO think that individual OBJ
servation supports this view. II is one Joy
of true art that you do not tire OF IL;
whereas every Perfect Day has its inevl-
table End when you feel impelled to hurl
IT'S accursed disk out the window. We have
seen this happen. Enough such artistic
decisions driven home, and taste is surely
around the corner.
New-York tribune., 1916-07-11
Exit DR.. Won Mach.

Now that his own infallible government
has repudiated his emotional flights OF
fancy. DR.. Won Mach will perhaps cease to
waste his breath in sobbing over the sor-
rowful plight of Germany's babies. Only
a few weeks ago he wrote to The Tribune
lamenting the enormous figure" to whlch
the rate of infant mortality had been
forced by the British Order in Council OF
March II. 1915. not knowing-or perhaps
fancving The Tribune did not know-that
the enormous figure" he quoted was con-
siderablv below Germany's shameful aver
age in time Of peace. He spoke tearfully
of the thousands and perhaps millions
that would perish unless America came to
the rescue. and if he stuck at billions
il was only because he was sensible OF
the marvellous power for organization
and heroic willingness of every German TO
subordinate his personal comfort to the
welfare of the whole people"
This incidental compliment to the efil-
cheney of German government has not
saved him from a well deserved rebuke.
In an official report, published here "by
authority of the German Foreign Office,
the fables about starving children are dis
missed unceremoniously as without truth "
There was already evidence enough to JUS
tifv Lord Robert Cecil in denouncing the
condensed milk propaganda in this coun~
trv as a peculiarly contemplate exhibition
Of hypocrisy, but if only for the sake of
silencing the Machs. Riders and their like
il is well to have the assurance on official
German authority that INSTEAD of there
being any truth in the statement that the
infants of Germany are suffering from
lack of milk, the very opposite is true"
There is nothing for Dr. Won Mach to do
now but TO reconsider the advice proffered
to him in a perfectly disinterested spirit
several months ago Let him return to his
original occupation of prattling harmless
" about art. His conclusions in this field
cannot be so easily refuted. He may not
be very profound and his aesthetic specula-
tions NAV seem childish and silly to some
of his readers; but at least they are In
nocuous. and he will have the great salts
faction of knowing that he can give free
range to his exuberant fancy without any
danger of incurring the dspleasure of an
unorateful. if infallible. government.
New-York tribune., 1916-07-11
Cool Thoughts for Hot Days.

IL is one annoyance of our fidgetlng,
changeful weather that philosophic prepa-
ration to meet its follies is very difficult.
To shiver under two blankets all night ana
find at ones office the atmosphere OF dank'
swcltering tropics destroys all possibility
of looking ahead and laying plans. What
ever YOU wear is certain to be too hot or
too cool. As for refreshing trips to spots
Of white surf or outdoor gardens, you are
likely 10 end in the forlornest state OF all,
a-shiver in your Pam-Beac suit amid 'cy
breezes. paying potted-palm prices for dis
comfort and a head cold easily obtalnaole
in your back yard.
What can we fall back upon? Not in
anv too hopeful a mind, we suggest long,
cool thoughts. to be pasted in ones memory
and summoned at will. Try this on your
imagination, for example;
Dark aisles. new packs of cards,
Mermadens' tail, cool swards,
Dawn dews and starlit seas,
White marbles. whittier words
To live, | think of these.
To be sure. it was a poet of much
imagination and much experience, with
even more extreme suffering than summer
sweltering. who wrote these lines, Made
in Hot Weather" But if William Ernest
Henley could take comfort from them, why
is the system not worth our humble trial?
As you sway in the midst of sticky sub
way humanity, why not shut eyes and
dream Of taking a long, cool header into
salt. blue wave? Or of lazy picnic day
under pines on a Maine islet? Or-but
each victim had best draw on his own past
for the most soothing matter. If 1t can
include dawn dews and mermaidens. so
much the better But if it is only Tom
Collins on a roof garden, by all means try
tin your imagination.
New-York tribune., 1916-07-11
A Fair Deal for the Militia.
To the Editor of The Tribune.

To the Editor of The Tribune.
Sir: The present unsettled conditions exist
ing as between Mexico and the United States
have caused the mobilization OF certain bodies
of militia, and these men are assembled as
representative citizens and various business
concerns have placed themselves on record as
being willing TO pay these men from their
establishments their wages. Good for this
spirit! But it would appear the sentiment of
most citizens and taxpayers would favor that
these men who have families dependent upon
them should be paid sum enough to protect
the family.
This is not more than a fair deal Those Of
US who stay at home ought TO see 10 it that
no suffering for want of wages Is entaled
Upon the "boys in khaki" whose families may
be dependent upon them. This is, and ought
to be, national matter provided for at once.
BENJAMIN HAMMOND.
Beacon, ~ Y July 7, 1916