The Washington herald., 1916-11-09
SPORT SHORTS

Famous headli.e from local stsndpoint-Johnny
Gilruy again features in Georsetown's victory.
II the Boston Red SoI fail to land the worlds
championship next season the fans will claim that
the team was misowned.
St Louis almost has the pennant cinched in the
from Clark Griffith and Connie Mack in the Old
Stove League.
Lee Fohl will have Q chance 70 laugh al the
boys who tried to hand the hardware this winter
The Indians manager signed TO lead the club for
1917 and hence the Cleveland sGibss win have
to pick on the ball players for the rest Of the
winter.
The Green vs. the Orange. srni, football
game clash last Saturday up at Syracuse between
the Syracuse and Dartmouth reminds Of an
Irish Picnic"
Rsmember the dsy Of the real and only jim
Thorpei Most Of the present day amateurs should
b compelled to pay for the privilege Of playing as
an amateur.
Just because e billiard table is supplied with
cushions 1t must not be imagined that it is q
soft game. Take one shot at Willie Hoppe and
then all will weaken up.
Better hang out the storm signal reports from
around Sam Steinbergers diamond buffet claim
that bevy Of wrestiers are their way here.
message from the dead: John Richardson, the
mechanical genius Of the Geological Survey. who
was a bowler some years back ~, has threatened
to get up . team TO challenge the winners Of the
Surveys League. Besides himself. he expects to
roll Capt" Luber. Robert Dufhns. John RtehIe.
Frank Updyke and DOC Morsen. Slim" Graham
has been chosen anchor man and captain.
1t is reported that Walter Camp has signed Eddie
Casey 0liphant and Driggs for his AlEAmerican
eleyeD-How about own Johnny Gilroyf
We thought Mr.. Hughes had the election. but
say. Bud" I wanted to tell you about it. 1
thought you were In Georgetown-That's none Of
my business.
Mr.. Wilson we sre glad you have won the elec-
tion. But II yuu did not, q name Ike yours
would still appear on the hotels That's all
Theodore Rooseyelt Tuesday night when informed
that Charles Evans Hughes had been elected Pred
dent. the Colonel said: 'Finel Bullyr' (Moose).
Now they will Try to hnd which party bought
votes What we would like to know is. what
party bought that last drink Tuesday nightH
local paper States that The Beet Industry
thrives. We know another but the word Is spelled
different
Dr.. W. L. Moos, Of Baltimore, is back from Peru.
and states that he has discovered two ancient
cities. Why not send DR.. Moos to Alexandria
The German Ambassador, Count Won Bernstorh.
is to inspect U-boat- The last Eord sounds
something like the words We hear around town
You ToteY.
The latest fashion expert from Paris. said women
skirts will be higher. Shamet How everything is
going up The only thing for US to do is to
adapt the watchful and waiting motto
Some introduced Mr. Wilson to Mrs.
lppi when she was ten and then another introduced
Miss Fortune to Mr.. Hughes. Look this over good
boys, 1t is deep.
Southwest is claiming that Johnny Cunningham,
the Tenth street bantam is in for a good beating
when he meets Sammy Denty at the next Ardmore
show. Cunnie should worry.
The Zeraga brothers are meeting Demetral at
the Lyceum tonight and the big Greek agrees to
throw. both Louis and Frank in fifteen minutes.
Kind Of tough job for this Greek.
Some one on the Southems team is accusing
Vince Garaidi wrongly Vince is ready TO let mis-
Trojan play this crowd from the point and wants
to bet some real honest to goodness American
money.
This Is here because something had to be last and
this is our last it will of be found last,
at last.