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The Cecil Whig. [volume] (Elkton, Md.) 1841-current, 1916-04-15

than they do for their party's well
fare in county or in State. 1t simply
serves oshow that they have no re-
gard for the present or future success
of the Republican party. Darn the
party" said one of them the other day
when reproached with their action.
And that was a gentleman who has
been for years beneficiary, an office
holder at the hands of the party.
Their spirit and purpose are perfectly
plain. But will the Republicans of
this county permit their party to be
torn up by such methods and men?
The Cecil Whig. [volume] (Elkton, Md.) 1841-current, 1916-04-15

SATURDAY, APRIL Is, 1915
The Cecil Whig. [volume] (Elkton, Md.) 1841-current, 1916-04-15

aker was a highly esteemed member
of the Principle Mite Society for a
number of years. While our society
deeply feels the loss of our departed
Sister, we know she has gone to her
eternal reward.
1t has been resolved that we send
resolution to the family and the county
papers.
MRS. LYDIA BUCHANAN,
President;
MRS. S. C. McCAULEY.
President;
MRS. ABRAHAM JACKSON,
Secretary.
The Cecil Whig. [volume] (Elkton, Md.) 1841-current, 1916-04-15
No. 1886
REPORT OF THE CONDITION
The National Bank of Elkton
At tIton in the State of Mary land at the close of business
March 7, 1916
RESOURCES

oveIarai unsecured 81 3S
T. 5 bonds deposited circulation
and collateral othe
Securities other than L. Ao"ds including stocks
securities ...... e7ls9 OIL
Sios<s oihsr than te1G1al Reserve Bank stock oo3 30
sCrlon TO stock OF Federal erHe Bank 5000 90
Value of banking if
x o as l gI a" s aG9:s ii5 90 90
Net amount 4He from approved reserve agents IN New York
Net due
Net amour, due from and c other than included in iSor ~ s.
reporting bank lo'4 20
.... ...
Total. sr3s7927
LIABILITIES
sapi,a stock paid in $1,000
banks
422377 u
State county or other Of
mi deposits. Itenns2 SIS ~
Bills payable including obligations borrowed
OF Cecls
statement the m andb
FINLEY, Cashier.
FRANK R: SCOTT.
THOMAS
subscribed and to before
The Cecil Whig. [volume] (Elkton, Md.) 1841-current, 1916-04-15

1t has pleased God in His infinite
wisdom to take from our society our
Sister. Mrs. Mary L. Whitaker, who
died on Sunday, April I'd. Mrs. Whit
The Cecil Whig. [volume] (Elkton, Md.) 1841-current, 1916-04-15

County Agent March will address a
meeting of the Town Point Improve
ment Association. Saturday, April Is,
on Fertilizers. Manure and Lime.
The Alaska daily empire., 1916-06-15
WIRELESS OPERATORS ON ALASKA STEAMSHIP
 BOATS GET A RAISE

Wireless operators employed on fifteen of the Alaska Steamship com pany's vessels yesterday received an increase of S5 a month in salary, the news being sprung on them as a surprise says last Sundays Times. Combination men -- wireless opera. tors who do certain. clerical work aboard ship-were advanced $1O a month. All told. thirty men had their pay boosted.
 The Alaska Steamship Compony has It's own wireless department In contradistinction to many other big steamship companies. 1t owns the appartus and has its own wireless operators Most of the other com. panies lease their wireless apparatus with the necessary operators. the latter receiving the salaries from the large concern owning the equip ment The Alaska Steamship Com pany acquired its OWE equipment a year ago and organized a radio de- partment with C. B. Cooper. a well known wireless. expert. as superin- tendent
 The increases in salar~ went in,o effect yesterday. The combination men are advanced from S65 Co S75 a month; first wireless operators. from $55 to $6O, and second wireless operators. from $50 tO S55.
The Alaska daily empire., 1916-06-15

If one never had the pleasure of seeing Marie Cahill on the real stage then an opportunity is provid ed now to see her appearance in Judy Forgot" a screaming farce comedy which is on at the Douglas Lyric in a movie. The audience howled with glee last night and more howls are certain for tonight, the last presentation.
The Alaska daily empire., 1916-06-15
American Leaque

At Chicago Chicago 4, Washington
 1.
 At St. Louls-St. Louis 8. Boston 3. At Detroit-Detroit 6, New York 2.
The Alaska daily empire., 1916-06-15

At Vancouver Vancouver 3-4-
 Butte 70 At Tacoma-Seattle 9. Tacoma D. At Spokane-Great Falls 10, Spo.
 kane 6.
The Alaska daily empire., 1916-06-15

The little screen star. Marguerite Clark will appear soon in Juneau in "The Pretty Sister of Jose"
The Alaska daily empire., 1916-06-15
MccAUL's Safety First
 AUTOMOBILES I-17.tf. Efficient SERVICE
HoMEsTEADs

cOlviIle Indian Reservation, Wash. inston, Open for Settlement. Draw. ing July 27th. About 50O,oOO acres. Fruit. farm and dairy lands. Com. plete sectional map and description. postpaid $1OO. Soldiers. sailors( or their widows) of the Civil or Spanish wars may register by agent. Write us for blank forms. which we will furnish free. Smith e Mccrea, Room 115 Eagle Bldg, Spokane. Wn. -(5-222m.)
The Alaska daily empire., 1916-06-15
National Leaaue

At New Chicago 1. New York
 O.
 At Philadelphia - Philadelphia g.
 Pittsburgh 2. At Brooklyn-Brooklyn 8, St. Louis At Boston-Boston 4, Cincinnati 8.
The Alaska daily empire., 1916-06-15
MOVIE DIR A M A IN JUNEAU
 And Elsewhere
General Flicker News

One of the essential and unusual motives in Margaret Tumbulls emo. tional drama, stolen Goods" in the photodramauzation of which Blanche Sweet makes her third appearance under the management of the Lasky Feature Play Co.,, is kleptomania. Miss Sweet plays the role of work Ing girl who is sent to a store Co match samples A rich young wo- man. standing at che same counter, is a confirmed kleptomaniac. and can't resist the temptation Of steal ing some laces. When she sees that she has been watched. she slips the laces into the bag of the working girl who is naturally convicted on that account 1t is this miscarriage Of justice which leads Go all the events of the plot Miss Sweet ap- pears tonight at the Dream for the balance of the week.
The Alaska daily empire., 1916-06-15

J. A. Le Barge, mimic. imperson- ator and besides. one of the best all around musicians to appear in Juneau. Is the head line attraction at the Grand today and for the re- maining part of the week. Besides this clever entertainer there will be four reels of moving pictures. King Baggot will appear in shadows. In this King Baggot shows his versa tility He plays ten different parts in a thrilling two-reel play. There will be also two good comedies.
The Alaska daily empire., 1916-06-15
National League.

ALICE M. JORDIsoN, teacher of mandolin, guitar and banjo. Studio Q and 6. Garside Building. u
 ALLMETAL wEAIHERsTRlPs- oIts c GIIpatrlek. Contraetors. 12.I4I
The Alaska daily empire., 1916-06-15

Douglas and Treadwell people will be specially interested in "The Plum derer" which is the bill at the Doug las Orpheum tonight. William Far nun plays the part of the intrepid miner. The scenes are laid in a region similar to that in which Treadwell is located There are thrills. two dainty love stories and withal great battle for right. The underground workings and the scenes that are staged beneath the earth are admirable Claire Whitney plays in this production.
The Alaska daily empire., 1916-06-15

There are ways of saving the young from destruction that is ever threat ening them. especially in large cities where the force Of the underworld is rife and persistent This powerful knowledge story Is brought out in "The Blindness Of Virtue which will be shown tonight at the Or pheum for the remainder of the week. Edna Mayo and Bryant Wash burn play the leading characters. Forwarned is forearmed, and t is be- cause SO many young women are not forewarned that they are destroyed. In this play, which is six reels the mask is torn from ignorance.
The Alaska daily empire., 1916-06-15

In honor of Blanch Sweets ap- pearance at the Dream tonight a very pretty picture of this clever actress Is being displayed in one of the large show windows of Gold stein's Emporium
 Charlie Chaplin has not been the scream expected in his late produc- tions The last one "The Bremen Is said to be more like his old-time plays In Seattle, after his late fiasco, the productions went begging The Alhambra is now taking a chance on the "Firemen"
The Alaska daily empire., 1916-06-15

Don't miss ereenbaum's clearance sale which is still on. Prices lower than ever before seen in Alaska. Open evenings until o'clock giving you a chance 10 come with your husband and sweetheart to see the bargains.
 THE PARlSlAN,
 3rd and Seward Street, je17 Greenbaum, Manager.
The Alaska daily empire., 1916-06-15
.BIGLEAOUE GAMES
Northwestern Loanue.

wEDNEs0AY JUNE t4.
Der taÌˆgliche Demokrat. [volume] (Davenport, Iowa) 186?-1918, 1916-06-11

1892, rllr Die Wabl, o5 man Die
Sod19ule ldlieben poer aIs Mnltalt
nit ruiliiher @ortrossiprade uno
algemein siiltigen Ge9tell meiter=
fiibren pollte. lin Den STfeeprp<
pin5en Die i9pere @9Goiaung gu er-
lparen, bic in Der Mufbebung bes
polpteGnifums gelegen bate, be-
I@lpfen bic in Trase fpmme1ben
2onbestomitees, bas polDts1uitlm
aamdblih ou ruHifi5ieren. Iis Be
%oingun9en iteltc mall babel Der Ge=
gieruns, oab Die Mnrente bes Ser
ipaltlngsrates tcinerlct geI4rdntun-
gen erfahren Iollten, mo onb Der
@nitalt ole Die Herhts suerfannt mir
ben, lpel9e Die iibriaen Volp.sdnlten
Hublanos senofsn. Snoem MIN 10
Die beut1Ae llnterlidtsipra9e opferts,
seleng es Der SouIaule penlgltsns,
tire Gi9enart in bic l1ele Set billz
iiber5uretteu. Sic beAieit ibrs eiseuc
@erFaRuas, ibre eigsne YerypuItltng,
TIT eiseiles germDgen; lie pat.s feinsn
&lrsolpang, feine Snlpettipn, unb Sic
@e9ierung burfte tetnerIet 8erlpol-
tun9sdmter ppn lth aus beIegsn.
Gu pcrbalf benz 8altilGea gsoInz
tedaitum ieine iturfe unb IiplSe Yer=
eal9enbeit nod gu einem balbeu
Stege, uno oas on Sic Steue Der
alten SGule tretenbe nEigaiAe Ypip=
tcbnifae Snititut", be1en Gaeunssr
an 6. Mai 1896 pbri9teitliA gsieb=
1mi1t ipllroen, pirfte in DER friibsren
Nthtun9 ipeiter. penn es 1ib o,ltJ
manderlet Neuerunsen gefalsn laIIsr
mubte. Siefer greifenoe Menoerunger
oagegsn ppu5ogen lid in Der Stuoen=
tenid)aft, in Der fib pas @0ltsrgemild
&uBlanos fiiblburer mad)te als ppr=
Der. Die Infringement pfIlapiihsu
Stubententums nit sebeiner repplu,
tiprarer Propasanoa uhb Dffentliher
Der taÌˆgliche Demokrat. [volume] (Davenport, Iowa) 186?-1918, 1916-06-11
trog in ser 0elltidcrl cpallgcliidpn
Sriehensfird)e oil Scr IL. StroBe boil
4n,. No.. a., c.na2 N,.S,n,M IA.
WaMamsmMmNmMmwmmaMmmW

trag III Ser belttidjcn euangclilden
6riehensfirGc an ser 12. StraBe boil
ten iiber eill uSreics sSnoicn". Ser
8c1annte hat IN Iane1port Cor eli
nigan Sagen mebrcrc Gortrage gehal=
ten ullo 5ahlreid1e 3lGorer aeinlloen.
9siernalt0 joAte p%eriounlcll, Dem in=
t%erellantct Gortrag ocs 81. &rii6na
bel5nipoblten.
SIM Sorntog 9iodnlittag Inn $50
l1br linSet in Der Mocf Sstanb Curt
balle cine @erlonulllllng bes 2pfal=
perbanoes bcs Ientld)=9 lncrifaniihen
9eationalbullbcs ltatt, bei mclder Sc
l~cgenGeit Die Geomtcn fiir sen font
nle1ben Sernlill erlpablt neroen ulo
mi6tige @eidaite erleoiat peroell
lpllen. sic Mitglieocr iillo CT l1d]t,
iid 10 5oblreidb mie moglih an Ser
Gerlammlurl9 st betbeiligen. geilt=
der lillo pillfpmlner1.
WtaDpr McG onpd)le Bat elllc Hro=
flamatipn crlallell, Sen offi5icllen
6lag9elltag, IA. Sltli icItlih ST. be-
gebcn Sltrd Illsldngell Don Ilagacl
nnb Sdmildllrg ser @altier uno Sc
l6aitspldbe init Nabncll, 6a5uentud)
lrno lonitiger PATHFINDER Ietorations=
mittel.
Sic llcl,ell ~llniformcr fiir Sic $50
|li5ci iinb bier acltcrn angclaagt 1llb
|merOen Mpntag on Sic aSnli5iiten per-
tbcilt lperoen. Sic 6elprapebrlelltl
,frbaltell e%beaifnlls, altf @oitem De,
|Stabt freie %ltniformell.
Der taÌˆgliche Demokrat. [volume] (Davenport, Iowa) 186?-1918, 1916-06-11
9ar-Gcn-Nrt SreilnftpanScl6iloer-
tllcntcr.

Die offisielle groffnlttg bes 10 be-
liebten &ar-Gerl-Mrt @anoelbiloer-
tbeaters erfolgt al11 belttigen Tage.
4eteriem'S &aNIle miro oie n1ulifali=
de 2eitln1g BEG Grogramms iiberneb=
men.
Die @al1ptatraftioncn ocs Ibea=
ters fiir oiele ISOLDE iillo bie Mad=
ltebemOem:
@ellte &erbert @amlinion 1T vGbe
9elt Man's 8rioe".
Montag:: Sen @ilion in u1be
@prlO Of 3arfneB."
9ienstag: Gorotbp Gaocnport- III
.@eartad)es".
N'ittmod,: giaie Mitdie III ugil-
lies Narrom Escape.
1onlerstaa: Marp Suffer in
aIbromn to fife 2ipns."
6reitag: See Morau ulo @iaie
Gbpoes in uSbeir Mct".
Sonnabeno: Marp Juller in
.2ope's Spasm".
Der taÌˆgliche Demokrat. [volume] (Davenport, Iowa) 186?-1918, 1916-06-11

Yemnnltraiionen setsten i9 in Sem
folgenoen Sabr5ebnt au9 in Riaa;
Dos oentlde glement trat suriid.
MtnH es aber autD freiipillig auf Die
bisEertse 9errf6aft iber Die Mtaj1e
Der JtlG)ttprporelcn perSintete, 10 els
Stpans es oo4 fir Die prei beutld)en
1sno Die Ieas ni9toeutideu 5arben=
%nerbinollnscn pas Ie6t, BON llni=
torMtragen befreit gu Iein uno belpiss
len geiittses lle6erseipi9t audi pas
burA, bob in benz bon ben
1lellM &orpprationen eebiloeten v@barz
9Iertentonpent" Dos 9eutIGe Die
offi5tele Mmtsfpra9e puroe.
Dies mar Die 2aee Der RigaI6eu
s'osiaule Dor Musbru9 bes Welt=
trle9es. 3ur0eit oiirften lire pforten
gs14lonen letn. Sb unb mann lie
lsh tpisosr oIfnen perben, tit cine
5raae Der Submit.
Der taÌˆgliche Demokrat. [volume] (Davenport, Iowa) 186?-1918, 1916-06-11
nTi=Ti" iuirS bas or6itc t1eatraliidc
Grcisnik bicicr 8pdJc
icin.
@iro bon Sen Mitalieoern Ser 81.
@. s. 81" morgcn nnO
9ic1stag i'm Columbia Sbe-
ater gcseigt mer0en.

@ie alts Sen erldieoenen, III bie-
Ter @od)c %abgcbalte1e1t &roben 81, er-
leben lit, miro uTi-5i Of tie Sop
Shop" Dos morgen lln6 9iens=
tag bieler @od)e ltl1ter ben Mu=
ipi5ien unb l1nter Ser Mitpirflntg
Ser ~. IS. 6. g." i'm Gollm1bia=G be
otter 5lr Iuffiibrll1lg gelangen miro,
zines Der groiten tbeatralilden gr=
eignil1e Ser characterization ieill, Sic
iih iebt i6rem @nbe nabt unb tbeil=
1peiie id)on abgeidlollen mor0en lit.
@eit ii6er breibnltoert 9amen un6
Serrcn, aroB ll10 flein, alt u1tb jung,
ollie IN Sen 9rei Stabten gebiirtig
nnb falt iebermann lpo6l befannt,
auerbet sic Sdaulpieler u1b Sdau-
1pielerinnen lein.
@err Sbam BON Chicago, Ser Sic
Gegie Ser @orltellrngen iibernommell
bat, lit NIT Sen Yroben iiberal1s 5ll=
frieben ltno neripribt einen 8ont6en-
erfolg.
Ser Nnorarg aeitern fir @oroer=
fallfsfarten NOR Elm 10 ltorfer,, Dob
ldon jebt NIT geltimmtbeit SIT lage1l
lit, DaB bas Ibeater ST sen GorItel=
lltngen Bis allf Oen lesten 8las be
iebt lein miro.
3asN Wlliifprogramm fir .Ii=Ii"
lit geltarn peroffentlidt moroen unh
lalltct folgen0erl1asen:
1. Mft.
Size Sl,tmber @oat - Gbe 5ano-
man (@. 9. Ibomas).
goplanb - &iooen Gborns.
Gan5 Der SSl,mping SSads.
2. Mft.
San5 Ser G1ina Dolls.
She @olo' Gilt 1pi1s (Specialtp).
uaRp Sou 2ope", Dltctt, Sis
Mlttb @enferD nnb Ginbeart (go
S%obnlon).
N,lrierp Mbpmes, sertette - 500.
!ep1 Serene garlons; Capt. 8arnacle
Mobt. Mc@regor; Snfipot, @enriettt
2arlp; Grince 2ollppop, Maen 5teb
bins; 5i=5i, &lltb genfert, nllo Gin
beart, gO. Sobnlon.
She Spl ano tie Gl1iipcat" ~
@o=Eeep, Mnna Sdltep uno Gbiere.
1an5 Ser Gapierpl1pper,.
vslb 8ollp Come SSlp" - Sis5i
Sri. @erfert, n1tb ser Mann in
Wpn6, G6as. Suber.
3. Mft.
Sic 2ipe Setter 9lods.
Ibe @~p1lepbees 9onepmoon -
@o-lSeep> SRI. sd)aep ullo Gbriitmas
6airies.
Sals Ser grallte Sri. 0eboral
Sil6er als Solotdn5erin.
Sodseitsmarid @art5e @eieu
inaft.
She Sanoman's 9ullabp - 5ano
11alt, Serr Sbomas, l,no gair5e Sc
iellidaft.
Der taÌˆgliche Demokrat. [volume] (Davenport, Iowa) 186?-1918, 1916-06-11
Silft slpan's Ointment 9,benmatismus?

Sic bette @ntpprt auf bicIe Srose
fann Sbnen berie11ige 9eben, ser bns
ointment sebrauht. .9tlln babe id 1abz
relana an Der Idredltcben &runfbeit
gclittcn, uno cine ein5ise 25c SlaIdle
sloan's Ointment bat midi fllrirt".
ld,rieb elmer u~nlercr Seicr fiirsli6.
@enn Sic an Mbeumatisnrls, Nerz
ral9ic, HilfenIdmer5en. 5crenlduB,
allaeldtpollenen @lienmaben ober a1rz
.pcrtbeilen uno Steifbeit perlelben Iei&
Den, bann eebrulldcn Sic mir 9etrplt
Slpan's 2intment unh sic merben
bpllitdnbis gebeilt iuerpen. Slunn's 2iz
niment lit III ieoer Ipntbefe gum 9oe
itenpreis bon MIR 25c 81 baben.
(gn3.)
Der taÌˆgliche Demokrat. [volume] (Davenport, Iowa) 186?-1918, 1916-06-11
Mcuts aus Musfatiue.

Sslttc am @finaittog filloet Scr
oel,tide @~pttesoienlt Scr "epda1acli=
i6en ct. Gallls=@ cntcinoe ltllter 2ei=
tlllig bes Galturs u. Grpbpmsfi IN
Scr Moline Iltrnballe ltatt. Ser Got
tesoienlt bc9iullt I'M 1920 llbr Gor=
mittags nno Die 5nnntagsidule linn
$3.50 llbr. Nle Iel1tld)e1 Ser Stoot
ltllo l%lnlgeael1o lillo sur I6eillla5nle
ber5lidlt ~cingelaOen.
Ger portbeilbaft befaltnte idmebi-
ld6e Msiainllcrdur bon Mlplilte miro
1ad)ltc 8pdSa nadl Snlaba, Neb., &C.
Der taÌˆgliche Demokrat. [volume] (Davenport, Iowa) 186?-1918, 1916-06-11
@eiuube Sinner iinb Iebensfrenbia.

8cm SIR &inb blab alsiiebt, miibe
IT, btel ibt, nno berumIunscrt, Damn
fDnnen Sic 5iemlih lider iein, bab es
8iirmer bat. &idapnp @prm &illcr.
etne Mrt 8udertperf, bas ole &inber
lieben. ipiro gerne bon sSbrem ait1be
genommen tperoen unb basiclbe fl1ri=
rem. Sebe Wtlltter iollte tets baborl
cine sdatel an 6anb baben. Sn ieoer
Mpotbefc gum Ereiie bon 25c al baben.
(In5.)
Der taÌˆgliche Demokrat. [volume] (Davenport, Iowa) 186?-1918, 1916-06-11

ZEN, i'm on oem SGllgerfeIt Ser
ldymeOild3en @eiangpcreille oes Me=
items tbeil5ltlebnlelt, 0as Daielblt pom
10. bis %. Sllni Itattfinoen miro.
.lle6gr 800 Sangcr pcroelt slt DEM
Set c%rpartet. Ser Speo Male Gbor
bat nod} iiberall, NO er &on5erte Der
IanItaltet fat, 2orbcercn gcerlltet. 9as
|Sdngerfclt finoet mQbrcno Ser ja6r=
lidcn af=sar=sen Ieltlidfcit ltatt.
Tas &omite, luelde5 sic Mllfgabe
ii6erllon1mcn 9at, fir cillc il1ppiante
A. Slt!i Seller SIT ior9en bat cs iid
'5nm 3icl ganadt, III sen nad]lter
|@o6cn $500 mif3ubringen, Tim sic
Seer SIT eil1er s%intpoialltcn llllo CT
iolgrcidcll 51 madden. Sic Seller ioIl
%6efallntlid} i'm GruIpcct Earf ltattiin=
Sen lnlo ioll Sic @atptinnlnle filr
Salcrpcrf altsgcgehen meroa1. Sl1
Iocn nacyltcn Gcr1alalmllmgen oes Mr.
rangementsfpmitcs miro Gin gcllalles
Groararnm altsgearbeitet llno SIT.
lammengc'tellt meroen.
@illiam GrpBbn So Sabre aft
eilt &icroehanolcr uoit &pd Sslano
hit tnot ullo Sobn GihMal1, ein SSar.
nlcr BON &anapton lllo @cnrp SHIT
BON Suit Moline boiiltocn Iid) in
Goulltpgcfdngnib OILS alrgeblide Mor
Der. Sic beibel1 9estgellarllten &c
ben alt, Dob GroBbp iid ielblt &c
lid)o1Ien bot. Gbcr es miro gelagt, bal
Die Orei Mdnner iid), lsmegcl1 eincs
EFcroelmnbsls CHI aAtlb apor6Ier dit
|pcr Sltnlan 0arln' III sic Scare &c
rutbcll lid5, lpnfei Ser ,Msoro geIde
bcn lit. Sic @frhoroat babrlt Sic Nm
gclegcnbeit in oie @al1b genon1ltel
ln1o miro Dos @criGt iiber Sic Mlt
gelcgcnheit III ~cntidpioelt babcl1. 81
orsi Weialner iollen bctrllllfcn gelpc
len leilt, als Scr S1rait pprfql1. 81
lie &llgel bltrdJ Die li1ife Settle, mid,
peit bonn Ser5cn, bottle sen Gu0 per
llrlad)t. @er oaiiir perulltlportlid) 81
baltcn lit, nlltb bonn 8eridt entid)ie
Den meroen.
Der taÌˆgliche Demokrat. [volume] (Davenport, Iowa) 186?-1918, 1916-06-11

- Ser S6erit fam abiplllt llidt
einleben, BOB mat ibm Sic slpmilatiz
pn perlueisert, und)pcm CT bnd) lcircn
9eiandnten Gprratb ot GGlagipprten
unb EbraIcn altfgcboten Fat.
Der taÌˆgliche Demokrat. [volume] (Davenport, Iowa) 186?-1918, 1916-06-11

@enn nllr @ott bcbiite!
Elm Mmlerifaner on 9oro mar.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1916-01-27
Anticipatina a Demand.

He was the proprietor of a large
diapers and milliner's shop, and was
also very enterprising, and ever ready
to turn anything to account.
by the way, Miss Williams" he re-
marked one morning, addressing one
of his charming black-gowned sales
ladies, do you happen to know any,
thing about the new minister who's
going to have charge of the church
round the corner?"
why, yes" was the quick reply,
He is a tall, handsome, ~finelooking
man, about t~wenty-eight, l should say,
and he isn't married"
Miss Williams" said the proprietor
briskly, you may put all the new hats
in the shop window at once"
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1916-01-27
BIG EATERS HAVE BAD
KIDNEYS AND BACKAcHE
Take a Glass Of Salts at ones II Your
Back Is Hurting or Kidneys and
Bladder Trouble You.

The American men and women must
guard constantly against Kidney trou-
BILE, because we eat too much and all
our food is rich. Our blood is filed
with uric acid which the kidneys
strive to filter out. they weaken from
overwork, become sluggish; the elimi-
native tissues clog and the result is
kidney trouble, bladder weakness and
a general decline in health.
When your kidneys feel like Jumps
Of lead; your back hurts or the urine
is cloudy, full Of sediment or you are
obliged to seek relief two or three
times during the night; if you suffer
with sick headache or dizzy, nervous
spells, acid stomach, or you have rheu-
matism when the weather is bad, get
from your pharmacist about four
ounces of Jad Salts; take a table
spoonful in a glass of water before
breakfast for a few days and your kid
neys will then act fine. This famous
salts is made from the acid of grapes
and lemon Juice, combined with lithia,
and has been used for generations to
flush and stimulate clogged kidneys;
to neutralize the acids in the urine SO
it no longer is a source Of irritation,
thus ending bladder disorders.
Jad Salts is inexpensive; cannot in
jure, makes a delightful e~ffervescent
Whitewater beverage, and belongs in
every home, because nobody can make
a mistake by having a good kidney
flushing any time.-Adv.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1916-01-27
SCANDAL QUICK TO SPREAD
How 1t Comes That indianapolis Lady
is UnjustIy Accused of Smok-
ing Cob Pipe.

Quite a number of indianapolis peo-
pie have cottages in Brown county, to
which they go to spend the weekend.
Among these are Mr.. and Mrs. H,
who have a coy log house on a hill
side near Nashville. Nj. H is fond
of a pipe, particularly of a cob pipe.
The other day, having mislaid or lost
this solace of his resting hours, he
called his boy-of-all-work and said:
Josh, go to the grocery and get me
a cob pipe. Well, get two while you're
at it and pick out good ones"
AS Josh came out of the grocery
with the pipes in his hand, he was
hailed by a group of acquaintance:
Hello, Josh, where did you get them
pipes?"1
Mr.. H sent me fur EN-"
Sent y fur two"
yep"
We'll, one of EN- mus be fer the
missus. Dinged if l knew before that
she smoked"
And now the news is abroad in the
Brown county hills that Mrs. H
smokes a cob pipe.-lndianapolis
News.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1916-01-27
CLEARED UP THE MYSTERY
p~isaruntIed Hotel Guest Had satlsfae-
ton Of Finding Out Where His
Towel Had Gone.

A travelling man with headquarters
in Columbus and who makes many vii
lagos in Ohio, tells the following about
a small town in the southern part of
the state:
Il got up one morning. and, OF
course, there was no towel in my
room, just because l was in a hurry.
So l had to go down to the public lava
tory and wash. A jovial, fat fellow was
sitting across from me at breakfast,
and when he noticed my disposition,
for l was sore about that towel, he
said, What's the matter, sleep well?'
Il told him my troubles"
Say, I've solved that problem he
exclaimed. Why don't you do as l
do? When there's no towel in my
room, l just slip into the adjoining
room and take the other fellows, while
he's asleep. l had to do that this
morning, and fortunately the door next
to mine was unlocked
Whats the number of your
room?'
Fourteen
Then 1 know where my towel
went, Columbus Dispatch.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1916-01-27
censors on the seashore.

Irwin Cobb, looking owe an Atlantic
City paper when he was there for the
trial performance of Back Home"
was reminded of the fact that the sea-
shore papers are as careful lev to
mention a drowning as a San Francisco
paper is to avoid mention of earth
quakes, relates the Philadelphia Rec
ord, and he told of finding one day the
following sentence in a story evidently
doctored by the censors:
"Mr. So-and-So died of shock, in shall
low water. The body was not recov-
cred"