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The Columbia herald. [volume] (Columbia, Tenn.) 18??-1935, 1916-04-28
Easter Egg Hunt.

Mrs. K. P. Loftin and Mrs. Wilburn
Dean were joint hostesses In an egg
hunt Saturday afternoon for their chill.
dren, in which twenty-five or thirty
of their little friends participated.
Several prizes were offered, the win
ners being Mary Elizabeth Dooley
Mable Penfeld and Marion Johnson.
After the contests the children were
invited into the dining room, where
delightful refreshments were served.
All seemed to enjoy the Easter spirit
of the occasion.
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w. T. Boyce to Miss Annie RoOs''Oo
Jas. C. Coffman to Miss MatuS :
Manner.
M. M. Bradley to Miss Louise y
genia Woody.
W. C. Cook to Miss Ruby HardiS0D
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Epworth League Fish Fry.

GP"oi" @coSuV VtoH FIy
About thirty members of the Ep-
worth League attended fish fry CIV
en- Tuesday evening on the banks of
the classic Duck, about one mile from
the city by this class Of young people.
The party, chaperoned by Mr.. and
Mrs e. H. Frakes, left town about s
p. m. and went down the river to the
pasture belonging to John Cant, where
at 1880 an appetizing luncheon was
spread upon the ground and greatly
enjoyed by the hungry fishermen who
had undergone the usual fisherman's
luck. Thanks be to the thoughtful
young ladies.)
A delightful evening was spent By
the light Of the silvery moon. which
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WiIkes-Amis.

Mrs. Lewis Randolph Amis an
nounces the engagement Of her daugh-
ter, Ruth, to Frank Burke Wilkes, OF
Culleoka, the wedding to be in June.
The Columbia herald. [volume] (Columbia, Tenn.) 18??-1935, 1916-04-28
BradIey-Woody.

Bradley-Woody.
Miss Louise Eugenia Woody and M.
M. Bradley we're united in marriage
Thursday afternoon at the parsonage
of the South Columbia Methodist
church, Rev. ]. B. Cheek officiating.
The affair was quiet one, only few
friends being present to witness the
nuptials. The bride is popular and
charming young lady and lived on the
Santa Fe pike, near Columbia. The
groom is a prominent business man,
being a member of the firm of Rees
& Bradley. Mr.. and Mrs. Bradley
went to Nashville to visit relatives and
friends and will be at their home in
South Columbia, after April "a.
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Tennessee Tea" a Delightful Affair.

Tennessee Tea" a Delightful Affair.
Mrs, Mamie Lander was the charm.
ing hostess at pretty informal Ten.
nessee Tea" at her home, 534 North
First avenue, Tuesday afternoon at 5.
The tables we're beautiful with their
many spring flowers, and all dainties
that go to make up a delightful after
noon tea were served.
Those attending were formerly res
idents of Columbia, Tenn, or now
residents of that city, as follows: Mrs.
Francis Fowler, Mrs. George Sarven,
Mrs. Iona Nichols, Mrs. C. Perry Smell,
Mrs. Trawbridge and Miss Minnie
Thompson.-St. Petersburg (F'la.) In
dependent.
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For Mr.. and Mrs. TalIey.


Mrs. Mamie Lander extended a
graceful courtesy to Mr.. and Mrs.
Ralph E. Talley last evening by invit-
ing in a few close friends to meet
them at dinner at her home, 534 First
avenue north. Dinner was served at
6 o'clock, the large round table being
deliberately decorated with yellow mar
guerites and asparagus ferns. The
color motif was repeated in the dainti-
ly served viands, and clusters Of sweet
peas were given as favors. After din.
ner the guests spent the evening with
muic. Those in the party were: Mr..
and Mrs. Ralph Talley, Mr. and Mrs.
Bayard T. Lang, Misses Grace Law
renee and Martha Harris; Messrs. Guy
Shepard and A. F. Miller, Jr, and the
hostess.-St Petersburg (Fqa.) indie
pendent.
Mrs. Talley was Miss Mary Wither-
spoon, we'll known in Columbia.
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Easter Egg Hunt.

eaoeS' I8H F1uUts
Miss Erastus Crabtree was az home
for an egg hunt Easter eve to a score
of her beautiful little friends, whose
hearts were made full of Joy by the
pleasures their lovely hostess had
planned for them.
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Plaisir Club.

Plaisir Club.
Mrs. Frederick w. Beasley most de-
lightfully entertained the Plaisir Club
at her attractive Culleoka home on Sat
urday afternoon. In addition to the
club members there were a number of
visitors present. After a delightful
game of rock, delicious refreshments
were served The Easter thought was
artistically carried into the refresh
ments.
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Elko independent. [volume] (Elko, Nev.) 1915-current, 1916-01-20
DELINQUENT TAX LIST OF ELKo
COUNTY, NEVADA, ON THE
FIRST lNSrALLhENT FOR THE
FISCAL YEAR OF 1915.

NOTICE IS HEREBY GIVEN that
In Compliance with the requirements
OF Section 3646 Of the Revised Laws
OF Nevada 1912, Volume /. the follow
ing pieces and parcels OF real estate
property, together with personal pro-
perry and improvements thereon were
certified to the County Auditor OF Elko
County, by n. H. MILLER, County
Treasurer on the 9th day Of Decem.
Der, A. ID. 1915.
Elko independent. [volume] (Elko, Nev.) 1915-current, 1916-01-20
w. g. GREATHOUSE,
. County Auditor.
AUDITORS NOTICE

To the above.named delinquent tax
payers and to all owners of, or claim.
ants to tho real estate and Improve.
ments thereon, or improvements when
assessed separately, or personal prop.
erty the taxes upon which have been
charged against the owners of real on.
tate or otherwise, when the amount of
the delinquent tax, exclusive of poll
taxes and penalties exceeds the sum
OF 100000, as above described, you are
hereby notified that under and by vir.
tue of an Act OF the Legislature OF
the State Of Nevada, entitle an "Act
to provide revenue for the support of
the general government or the State
OF Nevada" approved March 90, 1891,
and the acts amendatory thereof, I
have this day deposited with the Dis
trict Attorney In and for tho County
OF Elko, State of Nevada, a list OF the
above described property on which the
delinquent tax, exclusive OF the poll
taxes therein specified are paid to the
Treasurer as Ex.0ffIcio Tax Receiver
within twenty (20) days of the date of
publication of this notice. action will
Continued On PEgs Throe)
Graham guardian., 1916-07-14
HOW ABOUT THIS?

The average wage of the u. S.
Steel Corporation rose from $729 in
1908, to 1925 in 1915. This is an
increase of nearly 5000 per man,
and it was brought about under
democratic cut in the iron and steel
tariff schedule. 1t is interesting to
note in this connection that the wage
cost of steel production dropped
from $1941 per ton in 1908 to $l503
per ton in 1915. Here is a shrink
age of SAB in wage cost of steel
production coincident with a 5000
rise in the annual wage.
This proves two vital points in
our national economy: First that a
high wage standard is consistent
with efficiency and economy of pro-
duction; and second, that the old
republican doctrine of the high
tariff school, that welI-paid labor
needs protection against cheap labor,
is discredited by actual results as
disclosed by the reports of the
greatest industrial enterprise on the
QlOhP
Graham guardian., 1916-07-14
SUPERIOR COURT NOTICE

In the Superior Court of the County
of Graham, State of Arizona.
In the matter of the estate of Mar
garet Vining Tate, deceased.
Order to show cause why an order Of
sale of real estate should not be made.
1t appearing to this Court, by the
petition this day presented and filed by
NJ. V. Tate, administrator of the estate
of Margaret Vining Tate, deceased,
that it is necessary to sell the whole or
some part of the real estate of decedent
to pay the debts of the decedent, the
expenses and charges of administration,
and accruing expenses.
1t is therefore ordered that all per-
sons interested in the estate of said de-
ceased appear before the said Superior
Court on Monday, the 24th day of July,
A. D. 1916, at the hour of 200 O'Clock
p. M, of said day, at the court room
of said Court, at the court house in
Stafford, said County of Graham, State
of Arizona, to show cause why an
order should not be granted to said ad-
ministrator to sell so much of the real
estate as shall be necessary, and that
copy of this order be published in The
GRAHAM GUARDIAN, a newspaper printed
and published in said county, for four
successive weeks.
Dated June %, 1916.
A. G. MCALISTER,
Judge of the Superior Court.
First publication, June %, 1916.
Last publication, July IA, 1916.
Graham guardian., 1916-07-14
FOREST NOTES

About 700 million feet of timber
was cut on the National forests in
1915.
Experiments with jack pine have
shown that it is well suited for
making kraft paper. On some of
the national forests this tree is used
to plant land which is too poor to
grow other timber.
A new fire fighting tool has been
invented by a forest ranger in Cali
fornia which consists of an inter-
changeable hoe and rake. 1t is said
to be the best tool of the sort yet
devised.
In parts of the West the forest
service is cooperating with the
Weather Bureau in distributing
weather forecasts to the settlers.
By the use of Forest Service tele-
phones many isolated sections are
reached which could not otherw Use
receive the reports. Sheepmen,
owning bands of lambing ewes, will
be particularly benefited, as the
warnings enable them to get their
sheep under shelter and avoid the
losses sometimes caused by late
spring storms.
Graham guardian., 1916-07-14
SUMMONS

In the Superior Court of Graham
County, Arizona.
Sophronia Green, plaintiff, VS.. w. K.
Dial and George Breck, defendants.
Action brought in the Superior Court
of the County of Graham, State of
Arizona.
The State of Arizona, sends greeting
to W. X. Dial and George Breck:
You are hereby summoned and re-
quired to appear in an action brought
against you by the above-named plain
tiff and answer the complaint filed with
the Clerk of the above-entitled Court
at Stafford, in the County of Graham,
State of Arizona. within twenty (2ON
days exclusive of the day of serviceJ
after the service upon you of this sum-
mons, if served in this county; in all
other cases within thirty days.
You are hereby notified that if you
fail to appear and answer the complaint
as required by law judgment by default
will be taken against you.
Given under my hand and the seal of
the Superior Court affixed hereto at
Stafford, this Oath day of June, 1916.
[SEAL] R. W. SMITH, Clerk,
By EVA F. EAKIN, Deputy Clerk.
First publication, June 80 1916.
Last publication, July %, 1916.
Graham guardian., 1916-07-14
NOTICE FOR PUBLICATION

DEPARTMENT OF THE INTERIOR
Serial No. 1904
U. S. Land Office at Phoenix, Arizona,
June II, 1916.
Notice is hereby given that John
Carpenter, of Thatcher, Arizona, who,
on August 5, 1910, made homestead en-
try, No. 1904, for w y NE Il, W u
Sc 4, Section Is, Township S.,
Range 25 E., G. and S. R. Meridian,
has filed notice of intention to make
tive-year proof, to establish claim to
the land above described, before r. w.
Smith, Clerk of the Superior Court, at
Stafford. Arizona, on the 25th day of
July' 1916.
Claimant names as witnesses:
Edward NJ. Claridge, Frank Carpen-
ter, Erastus S. Carpenter, Frank Tyler,
all of Thatcher, Arizona.
THOMAS F. WEEDIN, Register.
First publication, June %, 1916.
Last publication, July q, 1916.
Graham guardian., 1916-07-14

and four o'clock in the afternoon of
said day, at the old Hartzler place
school house, in School District, No.
"a, of Graham County, State of Ari-
zOna, an election will be held by the
qualified school electors of said School
District, No. "a, to decide whether the
bonds of said district, in the sum of
$2, 500, shall be issued and sold for the
purposes Of raising money to purchase
a school lot or site, to build school
house on such lot or site for said dis
trict, and to supply such school house
with furniture and apparatus, and to
improve such lot or site for such school
house purposes.
Said bonds are to be in the denomi-
nation of $500, shall bear interest at
the rate of six per centum per annum,
such interest payable semi-annually,
and shall run not to exceed twenty
years, the exact number of years to be
fixed by the Board of Supervisors of
said County.
Said election shall be conducted by
S. S. Gish, J. c. Lee and Sam Tanner,
as judges.
W. D. SPEERs,
LEHI SMITHsON,
Board of Trustees of said School Dis
trict, No. "a, Graham County, Arizona
First publication, June 80, 1916.
Last publication, July IA, 1916.
Graham guardian., 1916-07-14
Notice of Selection Under Act
of Congress, Approved June
20, 1910.
UNITED STATES LAND OFFICE, AT
PHOENIX, ARIZONA
STATE OF ARIZONA

UNITED STATES LAND OFFICE, AT
PHOENIX, ARIZONA
STATE OF ARIZONA
To WHOM IT MAY CONCERN:
Notice is hereby given that the State
of Arizona has filed in this office its
Grant Selection, List No. 429. Serial
No. O3O466, applying to select for the
benefit of payment of bonds and ac-
crued interest thereon of Maricopa,
Pima, Yavapai and Coconino Counties,
the following described lands, to-wit
List No. 429, Serial No. O30466:-I In
T. 8 S., r. 26 E.: All Sec. 81. In T.
10 S., X. 22 E.: S - Sc Il, Sec. 81;
NV i; W y NE Il, Sec. 20; Lots s
and 6, Sec. 81.
(All in G. and S. R. NJ
During the five weeks period of pub
LEGATION of this notice, or any time
thereafter and before final approval
and certifcation, this Office will receive
protests or contests as to any of the
tracts applied for and transmit the
same to the General Land Office.
Dated at Phoenix, Arizona, June II,
1916.
THOMAS F. WEEDM,
Register U. S. Land Office.
JOHN J. BIRDNO,
Receiver u. S. Land Office.
First publication, June %, 1916.
Last publication, July 2l, 1916.
Graham guardian., 1916-07-14
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Graham guardian., 1916-07-14
SUPERIOR COURT NOTICE

In the Superior Court of the County
of Graham, State of Arizona.
In the matter of the estate and
guardianship of David Haywood, Velma
Haywood, Robert T. Haywood and Irv-
ing Y. Haywood, minors.
Order to show cause why an order of
sale of real estate should not be made
1t appearing to this Court from the
petition this day presented and filed by
S. F. Haywood, guardian of the per
sons and estate of David Haywood,
Vclma Haywood, Robert T. Haywood
and Irving Y. Haywood, minors. pray
ing for an order of sale of certain real
estate belonging to said wards, that it
is necessary and beneficial that such
real estate should be sold.
1t is hereby ordered that the next of
kin of the said wards and all persons
interested in the estate, appear before
this court on Monday, the oath day of
July, 1916, at 200 O'Clock p. m, in the
court room of this Court, at the court
house in the Town of Stafford, County
of Graham, State of Arizona, then and
there to show cause why an order of
sale should not be granted for the sale
of such real estate.
And it is further ordered that a copy
of this order be published at least once
a week for four successive weeks be-
fore the said day of hearing, in THE
GRAHAM GUARDlAN,a a newspaper printed
and published in the said County Of
Graham.
Dated June %, 1916.
A. G. MCALIsTER,
Judge of Superior Court.
First publication, June %, 1915.
Last publication, July II, 1916.
Graham guardian., 1916-07-14
NOTICE TO CREDITORS

Estate and guardianship of David
Haywood, VeIma Haywood, Robert T.
Haywood and Irving Y. Haywood,
minors.
Notice is hereby given by the under
signed guardian of the estate and per
sons of David Haywood, Velma Hey
wood, Robert T. Haywood and Irving
Y. Haywood, minors, to the creditors
of, and all persons having claims against
said estate, to exhibit them. with the
necessary vouchers, within four months
after the first publication of this notice,
to said guardian at Thatcher, Arizona
S. F. Haywood,
Guardian.
Dated June 27. 1916
First publication, June 30, 1915.
Last publication, July q, 1916.
Graham guardian., 1916-07-14
State Officers

Judge Of the Supreme Court.
l Governor.
l Secretary Of State.
l Auditor.
| Treasurer.
l Attorney General
l Superintendent Of Public Instruc-
ton.
l Mine Inspector.
! Corporation Commissioner.
Tax Commissioner.
State Senator.
2 Members Of the House of Repre-
SentatiNeS
Graham guardian., 1916-07-14
Precinct Officers

Justice Of the Peace q for each JUS
tice PreCincD.
Constable Il for each Justice Pre-
cinct).
County Precinct Committeeman.
In Witness Whereof. have hereunto
set my hand, this llth day of July,
A. d. 1916,
MARTIN LAYTON,
Clerk, Board of Supervisors, Graham
County, State of Arizona.
First publication, July IA, 1916.
Last publication, July q, 1916,
Graham guardian., 1916-07-14
Notice of Selection Under Act
of Congress, Approved June
20, 1910.

UNITED STATES LAND OFFICE, AT
PHOENIX, ARIZONA.
STATE OF ARIZONA
To WHOM IT MAY CONCERN:
Notice is hereby given that the State
of Arizona has filed in this office, its
Grant Selection, List No. 463, Serial
No. O30585, applying to select for the
benefto payment of bonds and accrued
interest thereon of Maricopa, Pima,
Yavapai and Coconino Counties, the
following described lands, to-wit:
List No 463, Serial No. 030585-ln T.
5 s., r. % E.: S - Sc 4, Sec. 80.
(AlI in G. and s. r. NJ
During the five weeks period of pub
lication, of this notice, or any time
thereafter, and before final approval
and certification, this Office will receive
protests or contests as to any of the
tracts applied for and transmit the
same to the General Land Office.
Dated at Phoenix, Arizona, June 29,
1916.
THOMAS F. WEEDM,
Register u. S. Land Office.
JOHN J. BIRDNO,
Receiver u. S. Land Office.
First publication, July 7, 1916.
Last publication, August 4, 1916.
Graham guardian., 1916-07-14
NOTICE FOR PUBLICATION
DEPARTMENT OF THE INTERIOR
Serial No. 0l4457

DEPARTMENT OF THE INTERIOR
Serial No. 014457
U. S. Land Office at Phoenix, Arizona,
June II, 1916.
Notice is hereby given that Franklin
S. Cromer, of Fort Thomas, Arizona,
who, on May 90, 1911, made homestead
entry, No. 0l4457, for S = NE 4 NE Il,
Sc i, Section T.. Township 5S.. Range
"a E., G. and S. R. Meridian. has filed
notice of intention to make three-year
proof, to establish claim to the land
above described, before R. w. Smith,
Clerk of the Superior Court, at Stafford,
Arizona, on the 25th day of July, 1916.
Claimant names as witnesses:
Amos D. McEuen, Virgie'R. McEuen,
of Fort Thomas, Arizona; William r.
Hawkins, of Eden, Arizona; Lloyd
Willis, of Fort Thomas, Arizona.
THOMAS F. WEEDIN. Register.
First publication, June %, 1916.
Last publication, July 81, 1916.
Graham guardian., 1916-07-14
County Officers

| Sheriff.
2 Members Of the Board of Super
visors.
| Treasurer.
| Recorder.
l County Attorney.
! Assessor.
School Superintendent.
Graham guardian., 1916-07-14
Notice

| will not be responsible for any
debts contracted by the lessee of
the Grand Reef mines, or by the
Laurel Canyon Mining Company.
R. V. DEY,
Owner of the Grand Reef mines.
adv.29-tf
Graham guardian., 1916-07-14
NOTICE FOR PUBLICATION
DEPARTMENT OF THE INTERIOR
Serial No. 05857


Serial No. 05857
U. S. Land Office at Phoenix, Arizona,
July 5, 1916.
Notice is hereby given that Guy
William Horn, of Pima, Arizona, who,
on May 6, 1909, made homestead entry,
No. O5857, for N p NE Il and
E T. NV 4, Section 8, Township s.,
Range "a E., G. and S. r. Meridian,
has filed notice of intention to make
final fve-year proof, to establish claim
to the land above described, before A.
G. McAlister, Judge Superior Court of
Graham County, Arizona, at Stafford,
Arizona, on the 10th day of August, 1916.
Claimant names as witnesses:
Thomas H. Lamb, Joseph Horn,
Chas. Y. Webb, OrsOn H. Robinson,
all of Pima, Arizona.
THOMAS F. WEEDIN, Register.
First publication, July IA, 1916.
Last publication, August II, 1916.
Graham guardian., 1916-07-14
NOTICE OF PRIMARY ELEC.
TON

A Primary Election is hereby called
in the several precincts of Graham
County, under the provisions of the
law relating to Primary Elections, on
the 18th dayof September, 1916, for the
purpose of voting for candidates for
the several parties to be nominated for
the following Offices:
Graham guardian., 1916-07-14
NOTICE OF SCHOOL BOND
ELECTION

Notice is hereby given to all whom it
may concern that, on Saturday, the 22d
day of July, A. d. 1916, between the
hours of nine o'clock in the forenoon
Graham guardian., 1916-07-14
Notice of Selection Under Act
of Congress, Approved June
20, 1910.

UNITED STATES LAND OFFICE AT
PHOENIX, ARIZONA.
STATE OF ARIZONA
To WHOM IT MAY CONCERN:
Notice is hereby given that the State
of Arizona has filed in this office its
Grant selections, Lists Nos. 453, 454
and 456, Serial Nos. O3O539, O3O54O and
030542, respectively, applying to select
for purposes as specified below, the
following described lands, to-wit:
List No. 453, Serial No. 030539, for
the benefit Of Payment of Bonds and
accrued interest thereon of Maricopa,
Pima, Yavapai and Coconino Counties:
In T. 7 s.. R. % E.: All Sec 13. In
T. s., R. % E.: All Secs. Is, q, %
and %; 81 NV /; WI NE /; Sc NE /,
Sec 20; S }; NV /; wa NE t; Sc NE4,
Sec. "a. In 7. 7 S., X. "a E.: /;
NV /; SW t NE /, Sec. 26; all Secs.
27 and 80.
List No. Asa, Serial No. O3O54O, for
the benefit of Payment Of Bonds and
accrued interest thereon Of Maricopa,
Pima, Yavapai and Coconino Counties:
In T. s., K. "a E.: All Secs. 2S and
20.
List No. 456, Serial No. 030542, for
the benefit of Insane Asylums: In 7.
10 s., r. % E.: NJ NE /; SW / NE4,
Sec. %.
(All in G. and S. r. N.Y.
During the five weeks period of pub
location of this notice, or any time
thereafter and before final approval
and certifcation, this office will receive
protests or contests as to any of the
tracts applied for and transmit the
same to the General Land office.
Dated at Phoenix, Arizona, June 10,
1916.
THOMAS F. WEEDIN,
Register U. S. Land Office.
JOHN }. BIRDNO,
Receiver u. S. Land Office.
First publication, June 80, 1916.
Last publication, July 2S, 1916.
Graham guardian., 1916-07-14
Federal Officers

| United States Senator.
Representative in Congress.
3 Presidential Electors.
Graham guardian., 1916-07-14
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