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New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1916-03-19

IF GILBERT AND SULLIVAN WERE ALIVE
When Villas not engaged in making pareys,
Or maturing his felonOus little raids
His capacity for eating hot tamaes
Is lust as great any Boston maids
our feelings we with difficulty stihe
When military duy's be done;
It's hard to change treaty for rifle
Or watchful waiting for a wicked gun.
When William isn't shortening neutral passage
Or laying siege fortified Verdun,
He loves o dine sauerkraut and
And SIP his lager basking in the
Our feelings with difficulty smother
When disavowa sweetly is declined
But take one consideration with another,
We are glad that William Jennings has resigned
According to last Wednesdays begged this Oppor-
y What's the matter Adams you afraid we'd make
you speak at the banquet?
THEATRICAL THEMES.
Musical Comedy.
Melody beauty and forth, enhance,
But you a 90 without rag time and dance.
Farce.
Nothing 50 quickly ilumines the gloom
As somebody's hubby in ones wfes
Romance.
Love scenes in gardens bring certain delight,
But passion burns best in a purple spotlight.
Problem
Insanity labor, murder aren't vexy;
Give EN- stuff, psychological sexy.
Bwlesque
The laughter at wit and humor is slack
Compared TO a fall, a beautiful whack!
The greatest compliment author receive is to have his
words repeated without quotation marks.
The lines Prof. VIM Lyon Phepss
ADVERTISERS, DID YOU EVER REALIZE
The splendor falls billboard walls
And ads old and in story,
Prestoite shakes many makes,
And the wild Cadillac leaps in glory.
Blow, Klaxon, blow. set the wild pedestrians flying;
Answer, pedestrians Buying buying buying
Suggestion for Briggs when it's good packing One time
when you don't want TO meet a friend
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1916-03-19

By telegraph 10 Tie Tribunal
Stamford, Conn, March ls.-Seth @.
Fessenden, son Of the Rev. Samuel Q.
Fessenden. is dead at his home here.
He was born at Rockland, Ne, sixty
two years ago and had been engaged In
the ice business here. He leaves q
wife and three children.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1916-03-19

John. John, who makes q din
Scraping on his violin,
Plays one tune with technique pesk-
Y. Dvoraks piece called "Humoresque.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1916-03-19

ADD ADVERIISER'S GUIDE.
Ticinkle, ttVinkle, little feet,
OF a chorus girl so neat!
HotO I aConder If those tootsies
Arc relieved By Ellen's foot-ease!
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1916-03-19
THE COLD REALITY OF TYPE.

yehosAaphat Jones ,gas a jester sketch;
OF humor q government mint;
Consider the laughter MS efforts would fetch,
Uorly they broke into print
ILL., APPROACHING rather elderly entmsn)"wl father what
time Is By gold watch and chain?
only then broke into print-'chat lark
What filters pOuld greet erery wheese;
The readers of copy would fon fan the spark
For jokes of sort such as these
ONE HER.
girl was sitting lonesomey veanda of summer hotel
oh" sighed. "Td simply love drink of iced teal
overheng convused her with laughter y he art
oinder' "shan up for YOU or will you have " 'n'F
on any occasion he'd unload his stuff,
lie thought it az fait d propos
With scorn he word at the frequent re6"o'
Ali "Oh of course, yOu don't know
CONVERSATION MAKER (As down the chimney
Me. weather for ducks"
Js-HYes VII to be duck"
one act of his finally got into type,
and al pcere agreed IL Cas ripping
nd since for my ending the seaso" IS RIPE
close nth a newspaper clipping
JEHOSHAPHAT JONES.
ehOshaphat Jones reached TINS CITY
yesterday lie only child and never married.
The naDproprate Number Yale Record due in the
future easiest thing the world is 70 seno twenty
FIVE stamps Business Manager and receive copy
Adv
We have often wondered whether the Hymn containing the
lines angels the victor hover might not be called WIN per-
feet proprety "The Passing Of the Harp"
GLOOM DEPARTMENT
While there is life there is hope. Also the opposite
Love noblest Of emotions; also the most expensive
Each minute teens nc one."-Macbeth w. III.
Which o Of knocks the spots Of Barnums claim to ons
ralty
Note % Mrs T. p An order 70 head the Tower on reof
arg o. 1920 with good from another college comic oes'
reading the Record
A PRONOUNCING GAZETTEER
II you should chance travel so far
Don't miss the province Of Manitoba
From there 70 south and west again
And youTl strike the city that's called Spokane
Too bad we couldn't Ring Iardner In the banquet
Here al the last line which the boss makes So' ~
about
line composed feet is deuced hard 10 "ii'e
70 pome six-ne verse would take you hall the hs""
The accentfye viii Shakespeare used 70 score
IL harder than the Hfe-preserving Tour
To Jog OF rhyme In three"
Or two" for
Ceei TW 'HN "''"
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1916-03-19

There is only thing detest than apple pie with
on and that letter written in green ink How about
,lst Ed. Adams?
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1916-03-19

M Wilson'S actions quite oerabe according to
ME- Ever toerabe egg?
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1916-03-19
The Coming Tower
"AND THE ONLY TUNE

John, John, musical fellow,
Scrapes all day on his (censored) cello;
He only knows the first five bars
OF someone's Underneath the Stars
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1916-03-19

Lords. attendants ofnc,rs. soldiers ard sroo1t
2 a. RacFman IL " " Kent. ls. W e
Hsuiuron, 70. ~ l. SLsh - A Machaao
H. and r. ; Cook r.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1916-03-19
DIED.

Bozeman, Nathan c. Reese. William n.
Caldwell, Dorothy. Rushmore, NV.
Lyman, Percy.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1916-03-19

Suggestion for Briggs: when it's good packing-One time
when YOU don't want friend.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1916-03-19

According Wednesdays COL begged for this
unity What's the matter Adams you afraid we'd make
vop sneak al the banquet?
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1916-03-19

Note % Mrs. 7. p. AIN order u heao the io"ei
arg o. 1920 With GOOD verse from another college con
reading the Record now.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1916-03-19

UNDERTAKLRS.
Evening capital news. (Boise, Idaho) 1901-1927, 1916-03-19
ARRESTED FOR THE
: STEALING OF SHEEP
tcapital News special servIee.l

(CapitaI News 5peclaI SeTNlce'J
Ontario, March 1s-One hundred and
eighty-five head of band of sheep
belonging to Jeff Biningsley Of On
tario got mixed with band belong
ing to a Mr. williams of Vale. Will
liams refused to give up the 1s5 sheep.
IL was discovered, it Is alleged. that
Williams started TO rebrand the 1876
head and that he clipped the ears of
some. using hot shears in order to
scar the wounds. He was arrested to-
day on the charge of stealing these
sheep His trial comes up later.
@A3
store your household goods with
Compton Transfer Co. Sanitary ware
house Phone 4S.-Adv tt
Evening capital news. (Boise, Idaho) 1901-1927, 1916-03-19
Pierce Park Col.l:ster
i. i. i. i. i. j. t. !.

Sand creek has been on a rampage
during the past week. Sand accumu-
lates in the bitches and fumes and
causes the breaking of embankments
and the flooding Of valuable property.
Mr.. and Mrs. Harry Miller, Mrs. Col
Inns and daughter and Mrs. Martin,
their mother. spent last Sunday in
Star. visiting relatives.
Mrs. Cragin and son Rol ert and Miss
Alice Shaw sailed from Honolulu Fri
day, after two years stay there. and
are expected home in about 10 days.
Miss Beulah Miller is working in
Sadgleys store afternoons and at
tending high school in the morning,
A force OF man has been topping
trees and placing the Pierce park
grounds in good shape during the past
10 days
Mrs. Arthur Bloom Of Star has been
visiting with her mother. Mrs. Bruce
Bloom. during the week.
Mrs. ]. H.4Easey Of Mountain Home
was called here the first Of the week
because of the Illness OF her father.
John Cox, who died Friday morning at
the home of his daughter. Mrs. 70. 3.
Aultman.
Mrs. ~. H. Heller viii entertain an
al das meeting Of Pierce Park Ladies'
Aid society. Wednesday.
The Collister Presbyterian Girls
club met with Mrs. Il. N, Murphy. FRI
Evening capital news. (Boise, Idaho) 1901-1927, 1916-03-19

east for several weeks, is expected
home about March %. Rev Mr.. Haven,
pastor of the Friends church. will oc-
eupy the Methodist pulpit, at Collister
this morning.
Mr.. Basham of the Occur d Alenes is
visiting his daughter, Mrs. ]. NJ.
Thompson Of Riverside
Mrs. Ray Roberts and Mrs Clyde
Lindsey will entertain the Cellister
Methodist Ladies Aid March "a lit the
Roberts residence.
Burmah Hon VIII celebrate her birth
day, March 20 with a social time for
young friends at her home There will
be a preliminary contest at the COL
lister school house. March % for those
who wish to enter the inter deelama-
tory contest later.
Miss Margaret Castle is at home for
Evening capital news. (Boise, Idaho) 1901-1927, 1916-03-19
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Evening capital news. (Boise, Idaho) 1901-1927, 1916-03-19
day afternoon.

day afternoon.
Mrs. Paul Clark will entertain the
next meeting of the Collister w. c. T.
u, Thursday. April 5.
Mr.. Wells. state secretary OF the Ida
no Anti Saloon league will speak OF
Pierce Park Sunday morning, March
rs, at IL o'clock.
Pierce Park and Collister baseball
clubs played a match game at Collister
Friday afternoon
Rustln Shaw and family have been
visiting in the home OF ]. M. Shaw
during the week. They viii soon leave
for Tamaraek where Mr.. Shaw Is run
ming saw mill.
Collister Apollo club gave musical
entertainment in the NJ. Il. church Fri
day night.
DR.. Van Dusen, who has been in the
Evening capital news. (Boise, Idaho) 1901-1927, 1916-03-19
South Boise News.
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Miss Bessie Reel win entertain the
Westminster Guild next Tuesday even
ing. This is the regular meeting even
ing and the business viii begin at I 30
o'clock. The young people viii con-
tinue the studies they had mapped out
at the beginning Of the year.
Paul Hard. who has been visiting
the family on Charles Johnson on Yer
mont avenue for several weeks, left
Saturday morning for his home near
Cambridge
There will be meeting at the
church Tuesday Afternoon at 4 o'clock
to consider organizing a division of the
Boy Scouts for the South Side. The
equest has come from some of the
bows that such a club be organized,
with Mr. Barnum for the scout master,
As lie has served in this capacity in
south Dakota before coming TO Idaho,
Any boys who are interested, between
the ages OF u and is, are welcome to
attend this meeting and join the
scouts.
Mrs. Bromet and children are oc-
eupying the home OF Mrs. Bromets
brother on Sixth street and Denver
avenue, while the Bromet home on the
bench is being painted and decorated
Mrs. Ella De Graw and daughter
who have been living in Boise, have re-
turned to the south side and are living
with Mrs. Garland in IVywild.
c. s. Machwart. a former South
Boise resident, who has been here from
ohio looking after business interests
left Thursday for King Hill, where he
will remain for several days before go
ing back to Ohio.
William Woodal .Jr., came home sat
urday from where he is working te
spend sunday with his family in Ivy
Wild.
Mr.. and Mrs. Ralph Smith have
moved to the Bolger home on Third
street.
GUY Matthews and family have gone
Evening capital news. (Boise, Idaho) 1901-1927, 1916-03-19

for the summer to their ranch near
Ustiek.
Mr.. and Mrs. H L. Knight of Broad
way will entertain at dinner today
Misses Hill and Pierce.
Mr.. and Mrs. Francis Atwater and
child of Meridian were the guests last
week OF Mrs. AtWaters mother. Mrs.
Minnie Nesbitt.
Inez Christopherson was given a
pleasant surprise party on Thursday
evening by i1er friends, to celebrate her
natal day.
Evening capital news. (Boise, Idaho) 1901-1927, 1916-03-19
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Evening capital news. (Boise, Idaho) 1901-1927, 1916-03-19
SMALLPOX SCARE
AT THE STATE
CAPITOL BUILDING

Idaho's state capitol building
and its inmates were given a
genuine smallpox scare yester-
day when City Health Officer
Cation visited the state game de-
partment, directed Miss Annie
Ryan, stenographer, to return to
her home. closed the doors and
windows and fumigated the Of
nee. and incidently Chief Clerk
C1iff, who happened to be pres
emit The news Of the fumiga
ton, and the fumes. rapidly
spread through the state house
but there was no stampede.
Ii appears that Miss Ryan,
who resides with relatives. had
been exposed TO smallpox.
Some of the children in the
family have had what was sup
posed to be chiekenpox. They
all caught it, but it was only
the other day the attending
physician determined to a eer-
tainty that the latest victim TO
the disease was suffering from
smallpox. Miss Ryan has been
attending to her daily steno-
graphic duties and thought
nothing Of the matter. especially
in view of the fact the disease
had been considered chickenpox.
However the health officer lost
no time, on learning the dis
ease was smallpox, to. visit the
game department and take the
necessary precautions to pre-
vent possible spread of the dis
ease Chief Clerk Cliff was or
dered to fumigate his clothes,
be Vaccinated and runs the
chances of being quarantined.
He secured a certificate from
his physician he was immune
from the disease having been
vaccinated and this may save
the quarantine. Miss Ryan was
vaccinnted several months ago.
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Evening capital news. (Boise, Idaho) 1901-1927, 1916-03-19

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Evening capital news. (Boise, Idaho) 1901-1927, 1916-03-19

BRIEF vacation. She teaches in Frail *
lin school.
Clyde Linusey is looking after bust
ness interests in Payette for few
days.
Evening capital news. (Boise, Idaho) 1901-1927, 1916-03-19

Pierce Park young people held
very delightful st. Patrick's social at
the home of Z. n. Heller. Friday even
ing. There We're about SO persons pre-
sent
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1916-07-20
HARMONY Of EFFORT
OBJECT Of MEETING
Hughes Says 1t will Not Be
Victory Unless Congress
Is Won

New York, July 20.-Harmony of eff.
fort was the object of a meeting here
today of Republican Nominee Hughes,
Chairman Wilcox, the national repub.
lican committee, the committee of sen.
ators appointed to handle the senator
ial campaign funds of the republican
congressional committee. 1t was the
first "get together" meeting of all the
forces who will have control of the
campaign to oust Wilson and the demo-
cratic majority in congress.
Hughes addressed the meeting brief
ly urging that he would not consider
republican success complete unless there
was victory in the presidential, sena-
torial and congressional fights.
The conferees were entertained at
luncheon by Chairman Wilcox and
planned to remain in session until late
this evening.
Hughes said today he had made no
further plans for his -trans.continental
trip and indicated that the date for ST.
Paul, heretofore reported to have been
fixed for August 8, was only tentative.
He said he hoped to have complete
itinerary ready to announce after to.
days conference.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1916-07-20
By william G. Shepherd.

Omitted Press staff correspondent
San Antonio, Texas, July 20-Not one
soldier that l rubbed elbows with in
all the armies of Europe in the past
two years ever worried as some of these
American soldiers along the edge of
Mexico. These Americans ! refer to are
worrying about their families back
home; they don't know whether their
wives and children have enough to eat
Such q deplorable condition could not
possibly exist in any European army,
for European governments care for the
families of the soldiers.
The American government does not
| talked with hundreds of soldiers of six
different armies in Europe. l talked
to Europeans in artillery pits, trenches
and dug outs, but L talked with the
American III jitney going from San
Antonio to the army post.
If the Germans knew Britishers were
treating the families of their soldiers as
we are treating ours, or vice versa, the
fact would be blazoned worldwide AZ
an indication of governmental cruelty
by the enemy. It's not cruelty on oui
part, only oversight, and the lessor
we've learned has cost unbappines
and embarrassment in many American
homes.
If an American correspondent learned
from British soldier what / learned
from Frank Shepkowski, my first Amer
lean soldier, today, he would break th'
British censorship to get the story I,
the world. Shepkowski, of Company II
Second Illinois infantry, will march VI
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1916-07-20
elf She Wants Good Soldiers
America Must Provide for
Those Dependent on Them''

the steps of his little home in North
Chicago, within couple of days, give
his wife hug and say: "Well, I'm
home" He's got check from Uncle
Sam for $67.72 and if he's careful aft
er paying his fare he ought to have
about $40 to hand over to Mrs. Shep-
kowski. He was born in Poland, but
has served in the militia six years and
his term of enlistment expired today,
his militia career winding up with n
blazing two weeks holiday here in
Texas.
1t was from Shepkowski that | got
my first inkling that thousands Of Am
orleans here who were snatched sudden
ly from their families in the little
breeze Of war which struck America
three weeks ago, are worrying about
folks back home and wondering wheth.
er they are getting food and other ne
cessities of life.
at wasn't so bad with me, - said
Shepkowski, "because my wife was q
dressmaker and / could quit my glove
cutters job and go to the front with
out her starving, but there are lots of
fellows whose wives don't work and
they're worried stiff"
There were thousands of tragedies as
grim as many in Europe in American
homes three weeks ago which are just
coming to light here on the border. Gen
eral Funston and his staff officers are
hearing them. Shepkowski put his FIN
ger on the greatest present fault witt
the American army plan.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1916-07-20
S4OO,0OO,0OO IN GOLD
COMING IN 6 MONTHS
England to Send This Sum to
Discharge Debts IN
America

New York, July 2O.-Four hun
dred millions in gold is coming into the
United States during the next six
months. The British government is
planning to discharge the obligations
of its firms and agents in the United
States by shipment of this vast sum via
Canada. About 100000 a day in
the yellow metal may be expected from
now on, most of it coming from Ottawa.
Some will come direct to New York
from London-lika $20,000,000 deliver
ed today to j. P. Morgan and company,
fiscal agents here for the allies, which
arrived on the Cunard liner Saxonia.
Bankers and metallurgical experts are
puzzled to know where Great Britain is
obtaining the apparently inexhaustible
supply of gold with which she has been
flooding the United States.
Concentration of gold in America has
strengthened the American credit every
where.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1916-07-20
TELLS THE
LOCATION OF TROOPS
Oregon Boys Overlooked But
Are at Palm Beach Just
the Same

Washington, July 20.-The war press
bureau today issued the following
schedule of troop dispositions on the
Mexican border:
San Antonio district Regulars:
Third and Fourteenth cavalry, Third
field artillery, Third, Fourth. Ninth,
Nineteenth, Twenty-sixth, Twenty
eighth, Thirtieth infantry. National
Guard, Florida, Maryland, Illinois,
Kansas, Indiana, Maine, Missouri,
Minnesota, Nebraska, New York, New
Jersey, Texas, Virginia, Vermont, Wis
consin.
Douglas, Ariz., district-Regulars;
First cavalry, Eleventh, Twelfth, Four
teenth, Eighteenth, Twenty-first, Twen-
ty-third infantry. National Guard:
Arizona. Connecticut, California, Mon
tana, District of Columbia, New Jersey
and Utah.
Ell Paso district - Headquarters,
Fifth. Sixth, Eighth, Tenth, Eleventh,
Twelfth, Thirteenth cavalry; Sixth
Seventh, Sixteenth, Seventeenth, Twen.
tieth, Twenty-third, Twenty-fourth in
fantry. Second battery, Fourth field
artillery, Fifth and Sixth field artil
lery. National Guard Massachusetts
Michigan, New Mexico, Oklahoma
Pennsylvania, Rhode Island and South
Carolina.