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New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1916-12-19
PAPER SHORTAGE
PROOF SOUGHT
Trade Commission Asks
Facts OH Present Sup
ply and Demand

Washington, Dec. 1s.--The Federal
Trade Commission, in conference to
day with committees Of newspaper pub
fishers. paper manufacturers and job
bers to work out plan for relieving
the news print situation. addressed in.
quiries 10 all the interests concerned
throughout the country TO ascertain II
an actual news print shortage existed.
Publishers of the larger papers were
asked II they would Telinqulsh some OF
the paper they have contracts for dur
ing 1917; small publishers were asked
the extent Of their 1917 needs; manu-
facturers were directed TO inform the
commission concerning 1917 contracts
and their next years production, and
jobbers were requested TO furnish gen
eral information regarding the amount
of news print paper they will handle
The conference discussed plan pro-
posed by manufacturers under which
large publishers would give up per
cent Of their 1917 contract supplies 10
fill the needs of small publishers. There
was a growing objection on the part OF
the large publishers to this proposal
The contention was advanced that no
actual shortage existed, and that manu-
facturers were to blame II there was a
shortage next year.
Plans Of the publishers for financing
paper mills 10 help take care Of news
paper needs, it was said to. day. were
taking shape rapidly Some publishers
are of the opinion this is the only way
10 help the situation. They say manu-
facturers cannot be forced to increase
their news print production. and that
the publishers Of the country must AL
range to take care Of their own needs
or go out of business.
The committees of publishers, manu-
facturers and jobbers> will be called
into conference again probably next
week.
4 statement issued by the commits
sion to day at the conclusion OF tho
conferences asks all publishers not di-
rectly reached through kilograms to
send full information concerning their
present situation as TO supply. and
their minimum requirements for nex'
wear.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1916-12-19
3 JUDGES DENY FORD PLEA
TO ANNUL INJUNCTION
Court Also Refuses 10 Accept Bond
Insuring Stockholders Against Loss

Detroit. Dec. 1s.-Three circuit judges
to-day denied the petition Of Henry
Ford that they annul the temporary in.
junction which restraints the Ford
Motor Company from performing devel-
opment work. The injunction granted
for sixty days was obtained recently
by John F. Dodge and Horace +. Dodge,
motor car manufacturers, and stock
holders in the Ford Company.
The Dodge brothers are seeking a
permanent injunction 10 compel Ford
10 use the profits Of his company for
dividends instead of for developing his
business.
Ford's attorneys argued to-day that
contracts for the construction of a
large smelling plant near Detroit were
let some time ago, and that the Ford
Motor Car Company would lose large
amount of money unless the work coulc
be resumed Immediately.
Ford offered to give bond TO REIN
burse the Dodge brothers for any loss
thew as stockholders might suffer il
Ford is permanently restrained from
carrying out mis- smelter project. The
offer was not approved.
The court also denied a motion by
Ford's attorneys that the Dodge
brothers furnish a bond of $4,000, 900
TO insure the Ford Motor Company
against loss as a result Of the present
Injunction proceedings.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1916-12-19
BUSINESS TROUBLES
Bankruptoy Petitions

Harry IIEBERMAN. tradias a h n, W We, sa
as f.ed ssainst hm hy r. IAbss ;l;e J. eros. q
sou. Ssl Ksp.sn q Alper. Inc. 'lea. and hSA
SAN koTLER. u $40 Wet llith q. h" si.d a
P.iiuoa. vim Liabilities sssI s "a ne t" :1d
tie Fourteenth Street Bsnk. $500.
Petitions Dismissed
JULIUS HEssEN--Judse MAYER has dismissed lhs
position tlsd on December against suius reese.
tailor. {" fe5 l<aoI Az! q settlement WIN
JOSEPH HEssEN- Judge Nayer las dismissed
s Isi9s,n hs g. nse'% ~, s,s' s sc,ts
neit With creditors a. 80 cents ou The oolsr
Competitions Confirmed
linz a NAUNAN- Mayer has confrnsd
o coingos'uol o. Icnz a NIumsr corporation. no.
porter q chemical ard sasnhnc apparatus a =
Iast lcth e. with creditors a. - cents OF me 90
IT, pUsblc l2is cent? cash and balance o. notes
Al 81 Az twelve Hsath, i4soae, w,rs gee sas
1syef hA cor ouned oompoduon o. The Man
htt an balotsu COMPANY, Of Us B.cechef ~. with
creditor AZ 50 c,uis on The dollar eAsh- Liabilities
DAVID BERNsTEIN-juds. MAYER has con
armed . romyosiuon = Dsud Beu.lsin. dealer IN
r,el's Furnishing soods At ~ ih Az. With creditors
a. 30 ceuts or ne dollar cash
Sale Of Assets
INTTRNATIoNAL UNDERWEAR COMPANY
Ths t0eis o ne irisrnsucnsl Underwear Company.
. 20 ws,t 2e,a e.. s.rs sod ys..erd,g 81 The
psy creditors q oe.t o. The dollar. Unsecured
liabilities are sbouf $1,000
Receiver Appointed
MORRIS PASINKOff-Iuogs Mayer has sp
r4sn,sd H1ry A COds revolver for Morris Pisn-
on dsaler N cocks ard suits o. 10 Division ~
Asfc.s arc 81 0oo
pAAfii.r ON " SALMON A co. INC Henry
4 Tlrue, roceiveF Zoe HAuiltou IL salmon CO.
lie wholesale dealer in lynDcr. suAx lraids etc.
:. - Wal e. has bc~r suueTifed 10 carry o.
lie huslnes9 FOR thirJ days. There Ns conuscx
on rand frr ths sale a. straw trsid coming from
ysIsn, acld aud lImlsI.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1916-12-19
FRANCE AIDS U. S. RELIEF
All Delays in Handling American Gifts
Obyiated. Fund Hears

The War Relief Clearing House for
France and Her Allies. with headquar-
ters at 40 Wall Street, announced yes
terday that the French government was
giving exceptional service in handling
Americas contributions for war relief
purposes between Bordeaux and Paris.
The service at present, it is stated.
could not be excelled in time OF peace.
The government has assigned large
platform and several warehouses In
Paris for the exclusive use of the
American Relief Clearing House and
has assigned twenty soldiers as a
guard.
The delay in shipping supplies, which
was occasioned when ire government
requisitioned all railroad cars at the
time OF the Verdun drive, has been
obyated. The emily delays now are in
tho delivery Of shipments TO individual
soldiers, whom it is sometimes hard to
find at the front.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1916-12-19

Chicago, Dee. l8.-The beautiful
Princess Chimay. formerly Clara Ward,
is dead in Padua. Italy. Daughter Of
Eben b. Ward. millionaire shipbuilder.
Of Detroit, for two decades she was the
fame of Europe OF King and
clown. Her death was so obscure that
the American Consul had 20 be request
ed by the State Department to verify il.
The first news Of the Princess Chi
mays passing was received by Calvin
Fentress, treasurer Of Lyon & Co, in
a cable from Padua. The message
read:
Clara dead Notify family.
"CASSALOTA"
Cassalota was the last of her many
husbands. Her relatives in America
never have seen him.
She left no will. and 1t is not known
how much OF her once large fortune
remains. Only small allowance. doled
by conservstor, was accessible 10
her in her last years.
Clara Ward was born in 1878. Mrs.
Maria Streeier. niece of Eben B
Ward and the first wife Of Captain
George Wellington Streoter, of the
"Deestrict OF Lake Michigan said that
she was Clara's mother; that the child
was stolen from her at her birth by
her uncle, Ebcn Ward, in a conspiracy
in which the physician and nurse
joined.
Educated in Convent
Clara Wards headlong career never
hesitated long enough TO inquire or
care much about her psrentage. She
was sent to convent in Europe when
fourteen years old headstrong. over
I. developed girl, sparkling with mis-
ohiovous impulses. Later she con-
fessed that her whole aim during her
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1916-12-19
BELGIAN BENEFIT TOMORROW
Nine. Guilbert Will Head Programme In
Biltmore Hotel

Nine. Yvette Guilbert will head the
programme prepared for the entertain
ment for the benefit of the American
Aid for Homeless Belgian Children 10
be given at the Biltmore Hotel to-mor-
row evening. The programme viii IN
clude dinner, entertainment and dance.
A volume has been prepared for the
SIGNATURES Of those who attend, to be
forwarded TO King Albert and Queen
Elizabeth OF the Belgians.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1916-12-19
HUGHES IS NAMED REFEREE
Ex.Justice Figures in First Supreme
Court Case Since His Return

Charles f. Hughes. for the first time
since his return TO practice in this
city. figured yesterday in a supreme
Court litigation; not as counsel. but
ss referee in case before the court
Justice Greenbaum appointed MI
Hughes referee in the action brought
bv George Z. Chisholm and John NJ;
Rowers AS executors Of the will oil
Mrs MARI Ann Chisholm. who died IN
ieI9 leaving an estate OF several mill
ion dollars. ..,,.b.
20 obtain judicial eonstruStl.H on
and for the courts approval OF the
executors acts.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1916-12-19
G. C. Boldt, Jr., Succeeds Father

George c. Boldt. who was vice-presi ,
dent of the Wsldorf-Astoria Hotel
Company when his father was living
was elected president OF the company
Yesterday. Mrs. Alfred Graham Miles,
daughter Of the late hotel man, was
elected vice president, and Francis 5.
Hutchins, Mr. Boldt's counsel for four
teen wears, was elected director. Ac-
cording to the wishes of Mr.. Boldt. Mr..
Uutchins will continue as secretary
and Frank Alstrom MS treasurer
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1916-12-19
FIRE RECORD

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New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1916-12-19
GOETHE rs
6 '?:zAdNs0I}G&
Tuesday, December 19, 1916

Tb, department /. engaged in separating the 'neep o.
,dv.r,i.py of which backs up sdvertns
from the .oss-.nd hanging bell on the goats u invites
letter. describing experiences-piessant unplsa'an.~
,dv.r;..r. whether they manufacturer wholesale nou''
retail store. or public corporations will PRINT mos
letter, which seem typcaly how an advs'"'''
deed, square with words Of his Advertising onv "",
letters. giving the writer. address, will be read o." tn'
nam. will be printed or withheld preferred Address Inc
The Tribune, New York
THE incosed sample Advertising when VIM"
no deception wording. there in the yposrapn,
what they preach "ne" '''
sort TO advertising such as IS mere n BooKBINDER
~, O Hymn Book used. 81 Doyers st. he'e"'
BILLY Sunday Gospel Service ~ RInnr
fragrant case of misrepresentation, the more depoaoe
e which it advocates
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1916-12-19


advertising
typhoid
that possibly
water have understood that
Ike a
Buy drink "sparklinso
filtered typhoid WELL
Chalk The twonch Of
the Suvo Water Filter which appeared The Tribune
claims quite ridiculous
has been killed The for its getting
human fact that can't catch everything Meanwhile
purchased hitter the strength this his
back awaits him request.
I INCLoSE for clipping Of advertisement
Crimes We Against in
Golfers" this
policy which. believe
Nuts
comparatively modest claims themselves few
BAL
This the unkndest all. To this
Corrective Eating mail order dieting Eugene
Chriann of Golfers crusader against
even questionable than this to suffer distinct
that books the OF Mr. Christian
wellounded facts make his theory sound.
Dietetcs presents personal problem nearly every
abnormal
While Golfers undoubtedly feels justified
the that The Tribune would
confess belief that material this
the is bound spread among
profession that which has done
Using is growing careless.
(Ths neat Ad-Ii'0r wHt appear Tha'day December 2l
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1916-12-19

which had occurred as' m uu - Record, a.
\ interesting ard ought to be deposited IN the Han Of Nee0'o
Beachw ! follows; ,;r.t
The Bronx,
Store, when
rate noced
when rcad
with As this
standing there
Of entered the
fvec would
said, you
believe taxing INC
the had received asked
right counted out thirty yellow ones .e
o Although bargain AZ
advertising United Cigar
handing the hve-cent ticket
"catch" to III He advert coupons
smoking public
elsewhere, pretty sure the ro"l
and probably lew more su
Advertising "rOh"n . ""'
When Edwin Cigar Company for explanation We
told
this yourself TO you
the Companyi catalogue You Will notice thA
article many certincaes
everybody particularly
" "'''' WV CIV EDWIN CIGAR COMPANY INC.
reasonable enough until remember that green
displayed with the sign
received about this sign If the Edwin people re
thing and display another
enough statement which be understood by the I'M
anybody.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1916-12-19
Billy Sunday

fragrant of Misrepresentation inc more uep'
which it advocates
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1916-12-19

THIS letter addressed the Public Market Valley Street
ryown by the Deerfoot Farm:
attention has been called to an advertisement un IN INV
selling DeerOO Farm Sausage a,
sK P ~ oSev on these goods unless you are
As you may know Deerfoo applied
dairy products a pysss name a.e we 3
practically every of whom good friend
S s ' d a. tent ss this 'S 1ss
drop line telling D S TS 81 FARM f'
after the newspaper which printed the advertisement:
The adsTse@en Of the PuSc Market F SAUSAGE nns ps dSs
pound called attention fraudulent and
Public Market The advertised the News Dssrtco.
sH I honest RsRt h has hs right oG
the vigilance :om%s Of the ASSOCIATED ed; AaS n.t
he patient ' Ps Ho spared the least Bit
pare % no the just Ss% S v Wine % s had
sa1din " among national advertisers in this
VIII" we ps Err 'at
To which the paper replied first to the agency:
took eo% pa about ~ Farm %
S eT p:oo snS that s bought ad % that t sr ns.
New York City He he selling the
such adSsrtissments .auar.
than the standard price w CANNON Advertising Manager
And then to the Deerfoot Farms
Mr. Murphy of New York here to-day regarding the
alleged fraudulent advertisement Of Public Market which sdys
G the AND that he act e.
Ha$ al sdyeEts ,S the Pssis Market
s 'a A the News . amy m'p pes
W. j. CANNON. Advertising Manager
When paper place the size of Tarrytown throws
vee because he makes spurious claims it's evenboh
often hear of because many
cheer for you, Mr. Cannon of the Tarytown Daily News
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1916-12-19

LITTLE incident had occurred last nsn, 70 nd =,
n interesting ard ought deposited IN the Hs'' OIL ~
The Washington times., 1916-02-01

help TO make up the tissue loss Of
water The human faLric in health
maintains its water balance"
Green vegetables contain about 30 per
cent Of water. Bread itself is. one-third
water
Water helps to make the Hfe-stuff-
call IL cells. protOplasm. textures. or
what you will. II softer the fabrics OF
life. makes them sDringY and elastic
and prevents them from becoming set"
II serves as a chemical solvent as we'll
as a mechanical sweeper of waste sew
age. little. and obstacles. IL gives power
and service besides.
While II is not certain that every
mans textiles demand three quarts OF
water a day. the fact remains that to
maintain health water must be drunk
Is to flush. cleanse. and rid the intes-
tines and communication trenches within
the body of the waste products of work
growth. life. and motion.
The United States army regulations
take ali this wisely into account An al
lowance of not less than two and a half
quarters of water is supplied each SOL
dier as drink. and an equivalent amount
is given for cleanliness. When in camp
Keefer. not less than FIVE gallons per
man Is allowed. while in garrison much
more is necessary.
Surely. the active work -a-day man
must. perforce. need as much IL not
more. than the enlisted man. When the
dirt. dust. and heat of cities are con-
sidered the laXness of many persons in
the use OF water. inside and out NAV
we'll account for certain physical dis
abilities.
CCOpy't 1916 by Newspaper Feature servicel
The Washington times., 1916-02-01
Three Quarts Of Water =
Daily Needed by Man
To Maintain Health
By DIR. LEONARD KEENE HIRsHBERG.

DAMS ALE is best, but Il should
~ be drunk only when assurances
~ are doubly sure that It is free
The Washington times., 1916-02-01
The Invdlid'S Trdv

tics should never be taken to an in.
valid. Too large a portion of ever
n favorite dish may create dislike
for IL.
In serving fruit. an orange. apple.
pear or banana should never be left
for a sick person to preDare One
lartlcular thing to BE- remembered
is that one should never ask an in
valid what he will have to eat.
Choice cuts of meat should be pro-
vided for the invalid who is allowed
TO eat meat, and care should be
taken that IL is not overdone. or
dried up. as nothing is so un-
palatable as a chop or steak that
has been cooked too much. Jellied
or minced chicken and fish nodded
with rice than has been we'll boiled
are good substitutes for meat.
Broths are nourishing. Puree of
vegetables may also be used. and is
often relished by an invalid. To this
list may be added jellied bouillon.
Milk toast Is often a favorite dish.
II buttered toast is served it should
be thin. well Drowned. never burned,
cut in narrow strips and buttered
while hot. and served immediately.
Occasionally toasted triscuit NAV
be served, and some invalids prefer
II to toast.
When bread is served it should al
WAYS be cut in small slices and
evenly buttered beforehand.
At all times. let it be remembered
that older persons as well as chill
dren. when i'll and shut away in
one room enjoy surprises when the
trav comes uD to the room. These
may be carried out by a little flower
placed on the tray. or a note that
has been left by an inquiring friend
These little attentions. small as they
may be. coming at unexpected times.
do much to brighten and relieve the
monotonv or the sick-room. and are
welcomed by the nurse or attendant.
as well as the patient. and tend to
divert and cheer immensely.
The Washington times., 1916-02-01
By FLORENCE E. YoDER.

7wr is Just like Elsie Janis to have
a perfect interview. Indeed, there
Is something so pat, so to the
point. so inimitable about her
that one Immediately observes with
tunconscious egotism, How like my
own self How iike!"
Everything necessary, for the
proper picture of a 'oung star being
interviewed was present. Mrs. Bier
bower, her mother, her French maid.
and her dog hovered solicitously
near but. Just to prove that she was
boss In her own dressing room, she
sent them all out except the dog,
for a short time.
Then she talked freely of Europe,
and her plans there for the future,
the reasons for the failure of Miss
Information" her last vehicle, her
retreat from pictures and why, her
love for Charlie Chaplin and Irene
Castle, and Vernon, but most i'm
portant of all she gave an imitation
of herself fifty years hence, IF she
remained on the stage.
Why. she didn't send out the dog.
too. is beyond understanding, for
with it's wide, unblinking. bright
leyes, it's sensitive ears. and nervous
little movements, it seeAed quite like
a human being capable of under
standing and appreciating every
word that was said.
Although they didn't give out in
formation this creature was the
nearest thing to a Mexican hairless
we have ever seen. If it is a Shi-wha-
wha, or some such we apologize
now for the mistake. ~-
BECAUSE this dog was the bridge by
which we passed from those first
few rather embarrassing moments
OF an interview to a regular old
fashioned gossip, mainly about Miss
Janis it Is true. but interspersed
with enough small talk to give the
whole thing one of those gather
around me girls" affairs.
Cuddled up in a wrap on the dress
ing table lay the tiny foreigner,
snuggled in its wrappings. and some
thing 50 familiar about it made us
forget that discretion is the better
part of valor.
Looks like Vernon Castle. We haz-
arded.
I've often thought of that my
self" answered the small figure
in the northumberland Chinese
dressing. gown. Did you ever meet
Mrs. Castle. and how did you like
her?'
The answer was guileless and the
0uizzical look was enigmatical. We
answered in the affirmative, and the
slight frown relaxed.
We'll, l like Mrs. Castle. She is
wonderful. She's the only person l
ever heard who had a voice lower
than mine. How do you do way
down in her boots"
The big brown eyes twinkled and
the mobile face twisted itself into
q resemblance of Irene.
Ibid you see that pet monkey
she has? He's a wonder. You missed
something. He's a great animal.
Smart, gracious!" Another curl was
put into it's wrappings, while an un-
interrupted flow of talk about
Vernon and Irene followed. Grad
ually she began to speak of her
mo. indeed; I'm never going to
Try and do real drama. I'm not
made for that. have an idea that
the public wants certain things from
me and that is what 1 am going to
give them. No Juliet for me-" She
twisted her head about and made a
The Washington times., 1916-02-01

n be drunk only when assurances
~ are doubly sure that It is free
Of disease germs. These may
lurk In the cleaVest, sweetest, most
sparkling brook, and a muddy spring
be devoid OF. them. Intelligent people
often go thirsty rather than put their
lips to common drinking cup. touch
the old oaken bucket. or drink from a
hillside stream. Water is as necessary
to the life Of plants and animals as It
is to man. Haeckel holds that life
originated in the sea, and Thales. the
wise man Of Miletus. said, mo man
today denies that aqua pura' is in the
essence OF all living existence"
Men may exist many days, IL they are
not deprived OF water. II II is pure,
which does not mean, as some people
think, clear and sweet. but free of dis
ease germs, such as cholera, dysentery
and typhoid germs, life may continue
for some time without food.
Water makes UP more than One-half
of your weight! Though you constantly
lose II through the kidneys. the skin,
the lungs and the alimentary tunnel,
the weight OF the water remaining in
your tissues Is equal to about 60 per
cent OF your total weight. Humans are
often lackadaisIcal in their water i'm
bibing habits. They are prone to be
food gluttons rather than water glut-
tons Notwithstanding mans lack of
attention. knowledge and caution in this
respect he cannot avoid water.
The overfiowing larder. the plainest
Victuals and the daintiest viands all
The Washington times., 1916-02-01

~ My the very best of ingredi-
ents should go into food
prepared for invalids. as
the sense OF taste and smell
are keenest with persons who are
ill., And the saIne is true with re-
gard to the convalescent. and the
daily meal should receive special
thought. and care. in order to tempt
the caDriciOus appetite.
One OF the frs: requisites is that
the tray be covered with spotless
linen. bright silver, dainty china.
and thin glasses.
Powis or cups. should never ne
filled so full that there is danger OF
spilling. and food in large quanti-
The Washington times., 1916-02-01
THE TIMES DAILY AZINE PA
No Pictures No Heavy Drama for Elsie Janis Berbower
She Has At Last Decided To Keep On Being Just Herself

The Fair COED, Alias The Lady of The Slipper, Alias
- Elsie Janis, Gossips With Exceeding Vim About
Herself, Her Friends and The Dear Old Public
Among Other Things She Admits That Irene
Castles Pet Monkey Is Pretty Clever Animal and
That 1t Might Be Considered by Some as Being as
~. Intelligent as Her 'Own Pet Dog. But Careful
~. Gentle Reader, Remember That The Last Alias of
Little Elsie Was Miss Information.