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Bisbee daily review., 1916-07-29
BRIDEGROOM SMITH OF MORALES HAS BAD
 TIME GETTING WED
Hard Luck Pursues Young Man of Santa Cruz Town Right Up to the Ceremony. Happiness Reigns

Bert Smith. of Nogales. is the ori- glnal hard luck kid" To start out from his home town. by automobile. to break down in a wash. necessitat- ing the employment of two teams and the expense of $25 and on top of it all to lose a suitcase, containing his personal effects. in which he pro posed to be married when he reached Bisbee. and to go through several near scrapes in the Warrent District. was his portion.
 Smith left Nogales and it rained. It never rains in Arizona but it pours, occasionally and woe to the traveller. be he on foot, horseback or motor ing. This particular rain found him still west of Nogales and somewhere in a soft country. The automobile baked. He employed two teams and was finally extricated from the hole.
 Arriving at Tombstone h. found the road clear. It rained again and he had more or less trouble getting to Bisbee Thinking he might find some delay in Bisbee, in the actual consummation of his mission. he en- tered the office of the clerk of the superior court in the county seat and procured a marrige license. He didn't lose that.
 The visitors home is in Nogales and, from all indications. that South ern Arizona metropolis has few traf- Tie regulations. Arriving in Bibsee the first thing Smith did was to run afoul of the traffic ordinances and get "pinched" He told the officer of his experience and related that he hadn't expected such reception along the road and was unprepared to go on through the trip-taking any further, unnecessary receipts for ser vices rendered. After listening to his story the oincer let him go.
 He then made arrangements with Judge Smith of Lowell % tie the knot at 6:3O o'clock Wednesday eve ming. Smith called for the judge and the riist rite to be performed was visit to the photographers place side. not wanting to be a part and parcel of the picture. It started to
 
 rain so the Lowell justice started for an umbrella. notifying the pros pective bridegroom that he would be near the Elks' club when wanted
 The judge waited. No one came for him. So he finally returned to the neighhorhood of the photograph CTS and could find nothing but the il-omened automobile. Smith of No gales was looking for Judge Smith of Lowell. After crossing each others tracks Smith, of Noglaes, took his machine and sailed down the street. It attracted Judge Smiths atttenion and the party started for School Hill.
 At the last named place Miss Nel- lie Gutzman was united in marriage to Bert Smith. the ceremony being performed about 9:30 o'clock. The next day bride and groom left for their future home in NOgales, happy in spite of the many trials before their marriage and secure in the be lief that if they come before they will not repeat afterwards.
Bisbee daily review., 1916-07-29
WHERE IS sUURANEN.

There are a great many people whG would like to know where Andy Suur- snen is? Among them are the off cers who would like to arrest him for the murder of Gunnar Oinas. Suuranen left Lowell suddenly and has never been heard from. He wOoed his handlady for board and lodging and the landlady has attached hls bank account in the Bank of Lowell, which is rumored to be approximately $500 Owing to the fact that Suuranen is not here to make answer in per son, the writ and other papers in the case have to be published three weeks before action can he taken on the case. It has been the wonder of t6~ officers that Suuranen hasn't uttered a check on the balance of the ac- count to some friend and secured the money in that manner Up to date nothing has been found of his where abouts.
Bisbee daily review., 1916-07-29
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THAT RuRRo SIGN.

Raymond Teal hung large sign on a small burro yesterday and Thurs day and the burro, led by a small boy. made his way through a large part of the Warren District. The only trouble with the layout" according to Teal, is the fact that the burro is not particular what he eats. Thurs day night he left the burro in the air dome. A large paper sign is in one corner and the burro satisfied his ap- petite on that.
Bisbee daily review., 1916-07-29
FOR SALE-T

FOR SALE-To close out one $500 Sohmer Piano; one $500 A. B. Chase Piano; These two Artist grade pianos are the only two genu- inc $500 pianos ever placed on sale in Bisbee in 13 years l have been here. You. never had chance to purchase this grade before and I will not handle any more except on special order. They are worth S450 sIot cash in New York City. I will
 sell for cash or part cash and
 terms Will take common grade piano in exchange. l will consider a reasonable offer. w. Muir. (21O
Bisbee daily review., 1916-07-29
GAME POSTPONED.

The game between the Business Men of the Warren District and the officers of the Twenty-second Infantry has been postponed a week on ac' count of the appearance iE Douglas of the Twenty-seconds crack team to day and tomorrow. This takes sev- eral officers away from Warren and breaks up the crack battery of the soldiers. The scheduled game. how ever, will be played next Sunday.
Bisbee daily review., 1916-07-29
LEFT FOR CALIFORNIA.

J. c. Pritchard, one of the old timers of Bisbee, left last evening for Los Angeles, where on next Thursday evening he will be married MT. Pritchard and wife expect to return to the city about the last Of next month.
Bisbee daily review., 1916-07-29
BERT NEAIE BACK.

Ebert Veale and Mrs. Veale, who left several weeks ago on wedding trip to Chicago and other eastern points. have returned to Bisbee and will make their home here in the fu- ture. Veale is the popular leader Of the Copper Queen band and Mrs Veale is a pianist of well known abii> ity
Bisbee daily review., 1916-07-29
ATKINSON IN.

Bruce Stephenson, assistant Goun- ty attorney, was a business visitor in the District yesterday. appearing in Judge George R. Smiths Lowell court. He continued on to Douglas late yes terday afternoon.
Bisbee daily review., 1916-07-29
UP FROM NACO.

party headed by Col Donkersley, second in command of the Arizona National Guard and several officers of the Battalion of Arizona men sta toned at Naco, visited Bisbee last evening"
Bisbee daily review., 1916-07-29
IT oUENcHES THIRST
Horsford's Acid Phosphate

A teaspconful in a glass of water quenches thirst and inviscrates the system Makes alkali water palatable. Fortifies against change of climate.
Bisbee daily review., 1916-07-29
MARKS RETURNS.

Emil Marks. proprietor of the Bis bee Lumber company. has returned from ar extended trip during which he attended the Elks' convention at Baltimore, visited several other east ern cities and went to California, where he spent about a week with his family, which is summering there.
Bisbee daily review., 1916-07-29
HIGHLAND PARK.

For Rent for Picnics and Dances. J. A. Finney, P. O. Box 17S7. Phone 257. Advertisement) (76)
Bisbee daily review., 1916-07-29
GOES ON VACATION.

O. R. Black, assayer for the Cop per Queen company, is leaving for the east on a months vacation. While on his trip he will visit points in North Carolina and Washington for short period.
Bisbee daily review., 1916-07-29
HIGHLAND PARK AUTO BUS.

An auto Dus wlll connect with street cars Saturday evening and all day Sunday to Highland Park (Formerly Tricks Park. Fare l0c.
 (Advertisement)
Bisbee daily review., 1916-07-29
MORROW cHIROPOpIsT.

Removes, cOrns. BunIons ,insrow- ing nails, without pain; instant re- lief calls made by request. Office near City Park, Brewery Gulch. 127
 Advertisement
Bisbee daily review., 1916-07-29
z c. BAND DANCE. VISTA PARK.

Don't forget the Saturday night dance, July 29th. to be given by this splendid Band. All the latest and popular dance music. If unfavorable weather, dance will be given in Old Opera House. (27S)
 Advertisement
Bisbee daily review., 1916-07-29
PHOENIX BROKER HERE.

R. Allyn Lewis, broker of Phoenix and Prescott. arrived in Bisbee yes terdav fsom the capital city. He will spend today here on business.
Bisbee daily review., 1916-07-29
NEW EMPLOYMENT OFFICE

at Mother Gristy's residence. S5 Main St. Can supply help of all kinds Experienced waitress wanted. APP
 Advertisement.
Bisbee daily review., 1916-07-29
NEW EMPLOYMENT OFFICE

at Mother Gristy's residence. s5 Main St. Can supply help Of all kinds 2 Finlander girls wanted. (422)
 Advertisement
Bisbee daily review., 1916-07-29

Shirts to measure. new samples. Mil lard & Bateman, Ale Block.
 Advertisement
Bisbee daily review., 1916-07-29

The original Tombstone stage leaves Cochise Motor Go. Phone 444 Leaves punctually on time daily. BOT
 Advertisement
Bisbee daily review., 1916-07-29
FOOD SALE.

The Baptist Ladies will hold a sale of Pies. Cakes, and Bread at Sassie's today. (243)
Bisbee daily review., 1916-07-29

Dr. Playfair. Osteopath, 9S Mason Hill, Mason Hifl car stop.
 (Advertisement)
Bisbee daily review., 1916-07-29

The coldest root beer in town at the St. Elmo. Advertisement
Bisbee daily review., 1916-07-29

The Lowell Poultry Market. Live Springers, wholesale, 29c. Live hens. wholesale. 21c. Dressed springers. wholesale, 32c. Dressed hens, whole sale, 22c. Rear of Lowell Meat Mar ket. Phone 395. (239)
 Advertisement
Bisbee daily review., 1916-07-29
ARRESTED AGAIN.

James M Brooks was arrested yes terday morning on the charge of main taining a disorderly house The com plaint was signed by J. A Kempton. The charges follow several pleas of guilty on persons who are alleged to have lived in Brooks apartment house. Pending trial Brooks was re leased on $500 bond.
 REIIS IS NIIhIIEIEn- n-IAdmA
Bisbee daily review., 1916-07-29
PARK.

l Dance Saturday evening and Sur
 l day evening Advertisement
Bisbee daily review., 1916-07-29
MEMS RAINcoAT SAMPLES.

At one third off regular prices. Mil Ter Shirt & Hat Shop, Main St
 Advertisement.
Bisbee daily review., 1916-07-29

s. C, Aubrey, of Fl Paso. and J. C. Larkin, of Raton, N. NJ, two telephone men. were visitors in Bisbee yester- day.
Bisbee daily review., 1916-07-29
ALLIE HOWE IN.

A. ". Howe, deputy sheriff of Tombstone, is a business visitor in the District from the county seat. Gerald Debely. "watchmaker" for merly at O. K. Bldg. now at Wat kins & Bergouist. jewellers and op- ticians. Mcin St-Advertisement.
 RETTs IS OUALFIED-(Adv
Bisbee daily review., 1916-07-29
ATTENTION ELKS.

Funeral Services of our late Brother c. W. Black have been postponed to Sunday afternoon at 200 o'clock. Chas s. Bead, E. R. (291) PHONE MEN VISIT.
Bisbee daily review., 1916-07-29

BETS IS oUALIFIEo-(Adv)
Bisbee daily review., 1916-07-29

BETS IS oUALIFIED.-(Adv0
The daily Gate City and constitution-Democrat. (Keokuk, Iowa) 1916-1922, 1916-12-05
Ia CREW
: 80 80 . . - = . :

Mrs. Mary McCracken dined with
Mrs. s. E. Refior Friday afternoon.
Services were conducted at Hazel
Dell school house on Sunday at eleven
a. m. and also in the evening.
Mrs. R. A. Gardner was a guest OF
Mrs. Emma Martin Sunday.
Mrs. A. c. Davis, accompanied by
Mrs. Hattie Williamson of Burlington,
were guests at the Refior home Sun
day.
There will be a pie social given at
Fair View on the evening OF the 5th
Fred Refior and wife and John Ov-
erton's family spent Sunday afternoon
at the home of George Refior and wife
Jesse Davis accompanied by Robert
Dempster and wife, motored to Farm
ington Sunday.
+ Bert McKeehan and wife called at
the Rye home Sunday.
Mr. Cruise returned Saturday night
from home after spending few pleas.
ant hours there.
The daily Gate City and constitution-Democrat. (Keokuk, Iowa) 1916-1922, 1916-12-05
Glass of Hot Water
Before Breakfast
a Splendid Habit
Open sIuIees Of the system each
morning and wash away the
poisonous, stagnant matter.

Those of us who are accustomed to
feel dull and heavy when we arise;
splitting headache, stuffy from cold,
foul tongue, nasty breath. acid
stomach, lame back, can. instead,
both look and feel as fresh as daisy
always by washing the poisons and
toxins from the body with phosphated
hot water each morning.
We should drink, before breakfast,
glass of real hot water with a tea
spoonful Of limestone phosphate in
it to flush from the stomach, liver,
kidneys and ten yards Of bowels the
previous days indigestible waste,
sour. bile and poisonous toxins; thus
cleansing, sweetening and purifying
the entire alimeltary tract before
putting more food into the stomach
The action of limestone phosphate
and hot water on an empty stomach
is wonderfully invigorating 1t cleans
out all the sour lamentations, gases,
waste and acidity and gives one a
splendid appetite for breakfast and
1t is said to be but little while until
the roses begin to appear in the
cheeks. A quarter pound of limestone
phosphate will cost very little at the
drug store but is sufficient to make
anyone who is bothered with bilious
ness, constipation, stomach trouble or
rheumatism a real enthusiast on the
subject of internal sanitation Try
1t and you are assured that you will
look better and feed better in every
way shortly
The daily Gate City and constitution-Democrat. (Keokuk, Iowa) 1916-1922, 1916-12-05
The easiest way to seem good is to be good.
Xenophon.
PATRoNIzE HOME MERCHANTS.

Christmas spirit is saturated with good will
1T is the one season in which gracious thought
full giving is emphasized. AS residents Of Keo-
kuk lay out their plans for giving presents,
they should take thought of the fact that they
can and should give something worth while in
the very act of buying gifts. Keokuk mer.
chants are stocked up with holiday goods.
There has been not a little of the real spirit Of
Christmas in their preparing for the require
ments Of the holiday shoppers. Are the people
of Keokuk willing to meet this preparation in
the way it deserves-in the spirit of Christmas
tide? Are they to give their patronage where
1t justly should go-to the home merchants7
All residents Of this city may give in this
way-give to good purpose. By giving their
patronage to home stores they make it possible
for these concerns to give employment to more
persons, at better wages It enables business
houses here to enlarge stocks and to keep right
down to date in every particular. 1t stimu-
lates trade and is beneficial to all Keokuk inter
ests. The dollars that spent in home
stores circulate in the community and finally
come back to the purchasing consumers Of the
goods Don't send these dollars chasing off to
mail order houses in-Chicago or elsewhere.
Show Christmas good will by patronizing the
! home merchants.
The daily Gate City and constitution-Democrat. (Keokuk, Iowa) 1916-1922, 1916-12-05
IOWA Dress COMMENT.

Cedar Rapids Gazette: The pro
posed restoration of Nhe year OF th1r
teen months will find no favor with
renters who draw wages by the day
or week. Landlords will probably
support the demand for remodeleo
almanac.
Council Bluffs Nonpareil: Eighty
six hunters were mistaken for game
and killed during the open season
for 1916. From all OF which 1t is
clear that the season may be sci
down as one of the most successful
in recent years.
Des Moines Capital: Now fifteen
Pennsylvania students will try to
live on 80 cents day. In another
week or two fasting squad may try
weeks on boiled water.
Cedar Rapids Republican,: Mr.
Bryan has lost no time to place him
self at the head of the national pro-
hibition movement. 1t is one move
ment after another that brings Its
grist to his mill. He is the man OF
paramount issues. beginning with free
silver. He has dropped one after an
other as it has been proved worth
less, but he believes that he now has
an issue upon which he may still win
the presidency. 1t is wonderful the
persistency with which the Nebraska
man continues to come back. His
backing of national prohibition will
force it to the front, to say the least
about It,
Sioux City Journal: The very rich
and the very poor are not worrying
over the high >cost of living. The
millionaire can afford to pay the high
prices and the various county and
state institutions continue to give
their inmates square meals regard
less. It is the Gin betweens" who are
getting the worst of 1t.
Marshalltown Times-Republican:
Speaker Clark expresses himself as
willing to cut down all useless ora
tory" so that congress, may adjourn
all possible of a marketable chau-
tauqua commodity.
Waterloo Tirnes-Tribune: Mr. Bry.
an says he's going to argue moral in
stead of state questions hereafter.
The point is that Mr.. Bryan Is going
to continue to argue.
Burlington Hawk-Eye: The New
York people who put on plays to be
given in the west ought to discover
the west, and more especially Iowa.
And they ought to revise their ideas
of the western farmer. Put him into
an automobile and as good. clothes as
most New Workers wear, and let him
carry a check book and a fountain
pen and use excellent English, If
you want to present him as he Is.
The daily Gate City and constitution-Democrat. (Keokuk, Iowa) 1916-1922, 1916-12-05
ONE BIG CROP ASSURED.

Oranges do not go very far In satisfying
hunger and they are by no means . balanced
ration A man doing heavy manual labor
might starve on unlimited quantities OF such
fruit
But it is cheerful bit of news that tells OF
fair prospects for record orange crop in the
United States which is expected to exceed the
yield of the groves last year by not less than
three million, five hundred thousand boxes.
That means an increase of half billion or
|anges. The total crop is calculated at about
Itwenty-three million boxes, or about three bill
lion, five hundred million oranges. That vast
number is easier to comprehend if it is under
stood to be almost three dozen oranges for
every person living in the United States.
Such a supply Of oranges must affect the
price of other fruits. It will tend to keep APP
pies from going entirely out Of reach of fami
lies of ordinary means and it vii offset, in some
degree, the shortage in raisins and other dried
fruits. And lower price levels for fruits must
have an important effect, in turn, upon the
cost of various kinds of food.
The daily Gate City and constitution-Democrat. (Keokuk, Iowa) 1916-1922, 1916-12-05

ViIlistas is seen the demonstration Of the lower
order dominating the somewhat better order.
Here is a chapter Of the relapse into savagery
to which the experiment in popular government
by people officially unprepared has>led IN I'M
fortunate Mexico Mediocre as Carranza ls he
excels Villa as an administrator, as friend 81
the people and as a constructive force There
fore in the state of Chihuahua, Carranza's cause
goes to the wall.
There is no present warrant for the behef
that Carranza will fare better with the people OF
central and. southern Mexico, who failed to sup
porthis two predecessors against northern IN
roads, Though in no instant danger, Carranza
appears likely candidate for eventual retire
ment in the United States, unless his course
gains in popularity among his own people
The daily Gate City and constitution-Democrat. (Keokuk, Iowa) 1916-1922, 1916-12-05
Where eootleeoIne rhrIves.

Council Bluffs Nonpareil: Daven-
port papers assert that there is more
bootlegging done in the cities Of
Iowa located in the central portions
of the state than there is in the river
towns. Some of the newspapers in
the interior cities insist that this is
a mistaken view.
But one Of the best informed men
in the state, a man who devotes his
whole time working for the suppress
sion Of intemperance through effec-
tive prohibition, says 1t is true that
more bootleggi1g is done in such
cities as Des Noines and Waterloo
than in Davenport and Dubuque.
The daily Gate City and constitution-Democrat. (Keokuk, Iowa) 1916-1922, 1916-12-05
THE MINNEAPOLIS WAY.

The Minneapolis Civic and Commerce asso-
citation has devised novel scheme for dlmln-
fishing the number of traffic accidents. 1t has
established a bureau to which the public IS
asked to report instances of carelessness OF
recklessness on the part of drivers OF motor
and other, vehicles. All that-is asked is that
sufficient data be sent to make out an lnteill-
gent case against the one complained OF. The
complaints are treated as confidential and the
compliments are not summoned as witnesses.
If, after an investigation, the bureau is con
vinced that there is ground for complaint, it
sends mild warning to the offender if it is his
first offense For the second offense sharp
letter of reproval is sent, while third oftense
is made the ground of action in court.
This indicates the growing realization that
auto speeding and accidents resulting therefr9nl
must be stopped, that they are increasing all
too rapidly in number and that they are usual
~ the result Of heedlessness or Intentional dis
regard of law.
The daily Gate City and constitution-Democrat. (Keokuk, Iowa) 1916-1922, 1916-12-05
MExICo's PROGRESSIVE ANARCHY.

Villa seems to be making good in his old ter
ritory, the state of Chihuahua. After a period
of decline this enterprising scourge of human
ity has returned to his old form. He has thus
accomplished what greater men than he could
not. The fact that Villa has been defeated at
Chihuahua City makes him no less menace.
This should not fail to impress Americans,
for it reveals something more than Villas in
tlomnitable energy and enterprise for evil.
Somewhere or other have been found men
enough to overcome Carranza's best general
and picked troops, abundant armament and la
borious intrenchments. Where men be
found for such work in a war-swept country it
can hardly be said that the desire for peace or
uplift as offered by Carranza, exceeds the de
sire for the same inducements as they were held
out by Huerta in his time earlier by Diaz.
The sentimental nonsense which Mr.. Wilson
has put forth from time to time about letting
the Mexicans fight out their own revolution is
reduced to a greater pitch of absurdity by
each renewed evidence that anarchy in Mexico
is in its nature perlSanent, progressive and
self-renewing. !
In the territory now overrun by the horde OF
The daily Gate City and constitution-Democrat. (Keokuk, Iowa) 1916-1922, 1916-12-05

gate the 'for rent" columns. See
how many houses advertised have
cistern water for drinking purposes,
no sewer or anything modern. What
can be expected if these subjects
were agitated the least bit? One
might find it an easy matter to start
a city beautiful ard Rotary club con-
test and health would take on a new
phase. 1t would soon become an
easy mater to work together and sup
port the concert band that pleads for
support; also become an easy matter
to make the p;srk and zoo what they
should be, or are. in most all other
towns of Keoikuk's size. The animals
its ideas to letting graft alone. Try
legislation on the coal problem at
the present time.
note in a recent issue of your
paper that places in the east were
reducing the price by hauling it in
from the mines direct to consumer.
Take note Of Terre Haute, Ind, leas
ing the mine and bringing coal down
to price of $2.75 per ton. Can keo-
kuk, with coal mines on all sides,
stop this graft of keeping shortage
by ordering to keep up a shortage
and creating triple profit on same?
Is this legislation? These prices are
set early in the summer and remain
the same. These are conditions that
need looking after to stop sickness
and disease. We should not rely on
taking families that are well and
make or force them to take the
chances that vaccination has proved.
Rock Island consented very much the
same as Keokuk has thus far and had
arms amputated and some deaths
from vaccination and no deaths from
smallpox. It's taking too much
privilege, in my way of thinking, and
don't think one runs any more
chances than would person walking
down the street and have ton or
two of brick fall on him as it may
happen as it did on Fifth and John
son streets, or between Eighth and
Ninth on Johnson street. Only for
a colored excursion on that day, what
would have happened? / think there
lis plenty to keep these officials busy
besides taking the privilege asked for
in this school law.
don't want to defy the laws, but
if the word law means common sense
let's have some Of it. / am resi-
dent of Keokuk and don't want to be
a knocker, but as long as town up
holds this kind of stuff it is not
where 1t might be. Good citizens
don't want to see saloon licenses
granted in dry town just to meet n
shortage. Let's get together and
meet some Of this in different way.
A READER OF YOUR PAPER.
Keokuk Iowa. Dec. 5, 1916.