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Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1916-08-08
A NATURAL RESULT,

Raymond Robbins takes the road
with Roosevelt toward Hughes head
quarters. To many persons who know
Robbins his stand in this matter will
have more influence than the attitude
of Mr. Roosevelt; for Robbins is less
politician than Roosevelt and more
Of reformer in the better sense ,.
the word
The force and leadership Of the pro-
gressive party has taken up its bed
and mover over home. Little is left eX-
cept those who see no prominence for
themselves elsewhere. There are few
prominent bull moosers left in the Or
ganization either nationally in states
or in counties. The really purposefui
have aligned themselves where they
can do most for the principles and
policies they favor. They are with
Hughes as most representative of their
claims and nearest accomplishment of
the purposes they have in view.
The progressive party has been alb
sorbed by q perfectly natural process.
1t has obeyed the law of gravitation.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1916-08-08
, q,
) Ideal Food for:
, Women Who;
Need a Laxative

In Italy and other oil using nations con.
stpation and dyspepsia are practically un-
known. People forget they have stomach
and bowels. Their digestion is perfect-their
hair Is glossy--their eyes bright-their skin
soft and velvety. They feel like singing all
the time. Quite contrast to the dyspeptic
conditions In this country where people drug
themselves continually to aid the digestion
OF their foods and to force the process Of
elimination. Largely, we believe, the use Of
cosmetics and other complexion remedies are
due to lack Of proper digestion and bowel
regulation.
Uncle Sans Health Food does not con-
tain an atom Of medicine-it is natures lax
alive. Made Of delicious tasty, toasted
wheat fakes and fax seed, it furnishes a
palatable food to be eaten with any meal
and 1t is certain mild but efficient laxative
that usually shows positive results even in
the most serious chronic cases in less than
q week. -
. A well known Kansa. city physician.
says: For constipation Uncle Sans Health
Food is the best thing known for two rea-
sons-frst. the rough coarse cereal stimu-
lates the peristaltic wave second. the nat
ural oil Of the cereal supplies fabrication to
and keeps the bowels from becoming dry
(Name Of physician given ON .application.l
1t is wholesome palatable food. Served
T With milk TX. or cream and sugar, it is a de-
feaS d. to Ea tS
Women who have been forced to resort to
the continued use of laxatives. pills and
mineral waters find their troubles vanish
a afKy sa of s nRss hssa
your grocer doesn't have It, write direct to
Uncle Sans Breakfast Food Co., Omaha,
and they Will give you the name Of srocer
in your neighborhood who carries It IN
stock fresh all the time. Physicians In -Ne.y
city recommend 1t.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1916-08-08

never fired shot would astonish them
II he took up scatter gun at clay
bird match. He shot chickens then
and had repute as crack shot. But
he quit when the chickens quit. What's
the use?
When the birds went the bird dog
followed them. In those elder days
the druggists red Irish or the grocer's
Laverack or the doctors pointer or
the English setter of somebody else
wagged a friendly tail at the visitor
from the doorways everywhere. For a
bird dog wasn't simply a dog. He
was friend, companion and partner In
tween good bird dog and his master
such as no Boston or fox terrier or
Airedale ever attains He knew his
business. He was also sportsman.
Often he was a better sportsman than
the man who owned him. Great dogs
they were. those veterans of the wheat
and flax fields and sedgy dips between.
Tireless, staunch, devoted. odd Sport"
who never broke shot except when it
was the last bird in the covey, and
that wounded to death and who never
failed to bring them and never came
back without his dead bird. who
set live bird steadily with dead
bird retrieved in his mouth, who
sulked when you missed and who in
contnently quit and refused to work
until pacitied if you missed three run
ming. who would retrieve half the
ducks killed by two guns on the rise
and look at the other mans dog
angrily to retrieve his share. Sport.
who could count, who knew the min
ute he was cast loose just where the
bird ought TO be at that time Of the
day, Sport, who would report if he
found over the hill and out Of sight
and lead the guns back to the covey
to take up his point again, who would
work a covey from the scattered birds
in to the main bunch, who loved the
children OF his master as we'll as his
master himself and was as willing to
die for them: why all Sport lacked OF
being human was two legs instead Of
four the power Of speech and a pair
of trousers. Great dogs, great dogs.
The breasts of six three quarter
grown chickens broiled on coals--O,
what's the use. What's the use!
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1916-08-08

before a first class quality OF beer
would be on tap In the Temperance sa-
looms" that are now selling something
with every quality of beer but the
punch. He said within ninety days at
the latest.
How many Of our readers have fig
ured out just what 1t means that in
the repeal Of the mulct law we are put
back where the public must prove that
beer Ia being sold and must prove it to
the satisfaction Of the jury? II there
Is anybody who has not thought of that
let him go back in memory to the old
days and recall just what trouble the
law enforcer had in proving that beer
was not weak tea.
Does anybody believe that temper
ance bars are being fitted up in every
degree of luxury all over the state be-
cause there is any demand for the malt
drink that is now being dispensed to
justify such expense? Everybody
knows who knows anything Of human
nature that something ia expected. We
have substantial hints that this eX-
pectation is now being realized quietly
in more than one temperance bar.
If this election does not prove that
Iowa is irrevocably and irreconcilably
against the liquor traffic. between the
November day on which Mr.. Harding
is elected and the January day on
which he is inaugurated beer will be
sold in every county in Iowa without
license, without regulation, without re-
striction as to the size of the commun-
ity and without restriction as to hours
AS we have said in the beginning
the Register is not going to hold itself
responsible for what its readers do,
but ii is going to hold itself responsible
for keeping them informed of the stu
alton. The Register opposed Mr.. Har-
ding two years ago because he was the
candidate of the liquor interests it
opposed him as lieutenant governor be-
cause in his appointments he favored
the liquor interests: It opposed him
this year because he was again the
candidate of the liquor interests, and il
will not vote for him for governor be-
cause if he is elected he will in every
way, short Of wrecking his political
machine, favor the liquor interests.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1916-08-08
THE ToP BUGGY.

Tine TO
The top buggy Is mournful relic
of bygone days which never appears
so mournful as when glistening tour
ing car with wire wheels fits past 1t
at 50 miles an hour and discharges
a cloud Of asphyxiating dust into the
faces of the occupants. One of the
most depressing experiences in life is
to ride all day in a top buggy and
never be able to see twenty feet ahead
of the dashboard on account Of the
dust engendered by the speed crazed
tourist
There was time in the history of
our country when the man who owned
high top buggy that had to be
climber into from a scoring start was
looked upon as one of the predatory
rich. Most people rode in the resilient
lumber wagon or the loose-jointed
blackboard and when an affluent
neighbor invested the price Of a
wagon load Of fall pigs in top bug
gy or two-seated surrey, everybody
said he was making money too fast,
and the directors in the bank held
meeting for the purpose of going over
his paper. Many man has had to
heavy heart, simply because his wife
objected to having her spine crystal
lied by contact with the unyielding
seat of stiff-legged rumber wagon.
Nowadays, however, it is getting
harder to sell top buggy than it
is to peddle gents furnishings in
South Africa. This is because the top
buggy lacks pick up and get away.
and when driven over ten miles an
hour develops more vibration than
King drag. What people want now
adays is something that can be step
ped on with the right foot and will
land the steppee in the next county be-
fore the owner of a top buggy could
get out of the corporate limits. This
remarkable invention is known as the
joy wagon and it's glad coming Is fill
ing countless thousands of homes
with sweet peace and forbdding duns.
There are times. nevertheless.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1916-08-08
WHATS THE USE.

There was time in Iowa that men
of middle age and elder begin to re-
member with keen regret about the
middle Of August. Long ago the
chicken season opened in Iowa Aug
ust Is. Now it opens in September
but what's the use?
The chickens are gone. Perhaps
up in some of the north and northwest
counties few fellows who still keep
a dog IL months for a day or two of
shooting get a few birds every fall,
but the prairie chicken is not. In
some of the interior counties prairie
chicken is a curiosity to the younger
tribe.
But man, man, those old days OF
chicken shooting in Iowai No wonder
the elder gunners speak sadly Of that
time 1t was the grandest sport fol
the greatest number of people that
ever existed. Many an old fellow
whose younger neighbors imagine
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1916-08-08
PRESIDENTIAL POINTERS

The president Of the United
States is commander-in-chief Of
the army and navy and Of the
militia OF the several states
when called into actual service
OF the United States. The oath
or affirmation taken by the pres
ident is as follows: -..--
Il do solemnly swear Cor af-
FIRM that Twill faithfully exc
cute the Office Of president of
the United States. and wifi to
the best Of my ability, preserve,
protect and defend the Constitu-
ton Of the United States" The
power Of declaring war is, not
vested in the president. but in
congress. which may also grant
letters Of marque and .reprisals
and make rules concerning cap
lures on land and water Most
OF the appointments made by
the president must be confirmed
by the senate.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1916-08-08
Topics of the Times

If YOU happen to find antlers drop
use the proba bilties are that the
moose herd passed that way on the
road back TO the old yard.
Mr.. Hughes blossoms out as a first
rate stump speaker. He has things
to say and says them so everyone
understands. Hughes is definite.
Sounds as though he wouldn't and
couldn't wrap himself around every
issue SO as to furnish different view
from every point OF view. Compare
son isn't odious to Hughes.
The republican candidate for gov
ernor of Missouri is named Lamm. He
hopes to chop the democratic major
ity.
The Deutschland as yet isn't "in
Dutch.
Seem to be right fine lot of citizen
soldiers. those down on the border,
attention from Washington like get
ting their pay for instance.
One problem pressing in every mar
ket town is where to find space to
park automobiles and that problem
will grow as the registry mounts up.
When everybody and his hired man
,1yhor
to put them?
Funny how Mr.. Hughes clear cut
and definite statements and the shifty
utterances Of a certain star candidate
are equally approved by some news
papers and persons. The fact is that
the nearest those two get together is
in that alliterative slogan.
The Coon Rapids Enterprise as
serts that Meredith's conversion to
prohibition is of the seventh hour kind.
But when is the clock going to strike
| the hour Of Harding's conversion.
AS concerns the corn crop, the kill
ers decided to let it live until another
hot day. If the crop killers were true
prophets we'd never fatten hog
| in the state.
Mr.. 7, Of Hawaii, is put on record
| by the Washington Post as having
the shortest name. The Post remarks
however that he doesn't use the for
mer oftener than a congressman. 1t
might add that he doesn't use it much
oftener than the ex-congressman,
Iowa editor who uses the first person
in his editorials.
Mr.. Harding announces that ne Is
going to be very busy during August
Yes, and he is going to be very busy
during September and October-Wat-
erloo Times-Tribune.
Yes, and he is going to be fairly well
occupied after the 1st of January, too
Sioux City Journal.
Is the journal forcasting election OF
expecting an increased activity in the
circles formerly presided over by Gun.
man Ford?
At that you'll have to give 1t to the
| MarshaHtown Times-Republican for MOI
charging a cent for it's experience ano
advice on all moral Observation-Disclosures
| loo Times-Trfbune.
Well, the T. T. needs that kind OF
| friend. .
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1916-08-08

| isd-d hot etc, is simply using ia
suggestion on himself that tends 70
make him feel hotter than 1t really IL,
argues the Courier. "A wise man Will
not mention the weather oftener than
is necessary, often it is unmention
able" ~
The candidate who opposes woman's
suffrage will soon be with the barrel
cuff and the family album predicts
the Council Bluffs Nonpareil.
isn't it funny that prices Of oil al
ways so down on the eve Of federal
Investigations inquiries the Sioux City
Tribune.
The Cedar Rapids Republican refer
ring to the Sioux City idea of liquor
service in cafes and hotels, says the
open saloon would be much more ac-
ceptable to the average Iowa than the
cafe saloon. The cafe bars of the east
have have proved to be in many re-
spects the worst of the liquor estab-
lishments. Even in the days of the
saloon, Iowa never took kindly to the
hotel and cafe bar and the serving Of
meals or even bites in all places where
liquors Were sold was for5iideil SaIld
that for good reasons"
81 amt in favor Of nothin'' seems
to be the strongest campaignplank this
year says the Iowa City Press.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1916-08-08

It run out Of fuel late at night, max
ing it necessary to arouse some morose
a.mer from sleep and rob his gasolene
stove Of it's contents. The top buggy
does not bury itself UP to the chin in
mudhole. either, and have to be
yanked to its feet by a rapacious
yokel at IS per yank. One can always
start from home in a top buggy and
be sure Of getting back before the
week is out.
There are many nice things about
the top buggy, but 1t is too slow for
the present generation. If they ever
make top buggy which will get up
to sixty miles an hour within block
from the tape more will be sold and.
there will also be perceptible and
refreshing thinning out Of the crop OF
speed maniacs.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1916-08-08
Masonic Meetings.
Visitors always welcome

STATED COMM UNlCATIoN-Mar-
shall Lodge No los, A F. & A. NJ. Reg :
ular business Friday, Aug. is. p. M
John w, Wells. Secretary; B. o. Frazey
W. NJ.
3iGNET CHAPTER. No. So. r. A. NJ.
Stated convocation Monday evening
Aug. 81. Regular business. carr
schaffner. H. P: John w. Wells, sec
retary.
STATED ASSEMBLY. King Solo
mon Council No. 20, r. & S. NJ, Mon
day, Aug. q: regular business. l. l.
Forbes, Recorder. George Greg DRY. l. NJ
STATED coNcLAVE, St, Aldemar
Commandery No. 80. K. T, Tuesday
Aug. %, p. m; regular business. l.
T. Forbes, Recorder; H. c. Mueller,
Commander.
CENTRAL CHAPTER NO. 81. o. &
S-Regular meeting Wednesday, Aug
l6."at S .. m, for business. Eliza D
Battin, secretary: Cora NJ. Mcdowell
w. VI.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1916-08-08

wall which Keeps all from going stale; And as our
days ana years advance know just what will
chance hid. she is sitting
on the lid and old chest be
by guessed And that Is why LIES sublime and why
great time. II could in the future tread,
year ahead and know just what the gods
will send the spice would The
pected stuff that makes this planet good enough AT
you depressed and Il fear twill be lone
some day. with brush away tears, tie
tassels my And while raise morunful din.
your kids blow in. with baggage packed in
trunk crate stay six months maybe eight 'Ta
then that you buoyant mrth and bless
native earth
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1916-08-08
WAIT
For the
Fair Store
BANKRUPT
Sale
PROBATE NOTICE.

Office of the clerk of the district
court, state Of Iowa, Marshall county,
IS. District court, September term, A.
D., 1916.
To Whom 1t May Concern:
You and each OF you are hereby no.
tilted to appear at the court house in
Marshalltown, Iowa, IN said county, at
O'clock a. m on the 9Th day Of Sep
tember. 1915. TO attend the proof Of and
probating an instrument in writing
purporting to be the last will and tes-
lament of Louis HOFFMAN, late Of Mar
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1916-08-08
lolted.

She was from Boston; he from Okla
homa. You have travelled a great deal
in the west, have you not, Miss
Bacon"
"Oh, yes, indeed-in California and
Arizona and even in New Mexico"
And did you ever see the Cherokee
strip
There was painful silence, but
finally she looked over her glasses at
him and said: Sir, deem your ques-
ton exceedingly rude. Buffalo News.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1916-08-08

subscribed my name and AFFIXED the
seal OF the district court, this It'll day
Of August, A. D., 1915.
tSEAL1 S. H. REILLY.
Clerk Of the District Court.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1916-08-08
1hsse THINGS Endure.

Some OF the things that are not
easily worn out by much using: The
ground we walk on (but we can ex-
haust It by bad farming; the love We
live by (but we can tarnish it); the
mirror in which Is reflected the true
appearance Of things.-Collier's Week
II.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1916-08-08
Iowa Newspapers
THE DUlIJEST NAN.
iowa CITY Republican,

Iowa City has the dullest man in the
state. He set a fish line across the
Iowa river. when the law says such
lines can go only half way across. and
was fined S2o. 1t would have been
cheaper TO have cut the line in two
and set two stakes in the middle OF
the river. That would have been legal.
Or possibly, he might have tied the
two lines to one stake in the middle of
the stream, but that would have raised
4 technical law point, and such things
are expensive.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1916-08-08

Tableeioth Had Kick Coming.
= was very much disappointed at
dinner last night" said the Tablecloth.
4. + simply iiS oo';rfslt Jelly; Jelly and NO
Anay smiled bit Of It on me"
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1916-08-08

when the top buggy is a household
necessity. It must be confessed that
1t has it's good points. For instance,
the top buggy does not have to have
new tires every thirty days nor does
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1916-08-08
Gulfs,Repub6t1la
Published Daily BY The
REPuBLlcAN PRINTING CO
TERMS.

TERMS.
Evening Edition by mail. $500
Ey the month by mail. .......... SO
Delivered by carrier by the month 80
Later Edition for morning circu-
sioh -. Nv
vice "a Week Edition per year. l.Ot
Entered at the postoffice Ut Mar
shalltown as second class mail matter
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1916-08-08
IOWA OPINION AND NOTES.

Nobody who is supporting Wilson
now can have any confidence in
Roosevelt's judgment. And the funny
part of it is that a few of the present
day Wilson supporters were doing
their prettiest only few weeks ago
to convince all the neighbors that the
country would go to hell in a hand
basket, as Colonel Watterson says, II
Roosevelt's judgment were not accept
ed in everything says the Sioux City
Journal.
The Waterloo Courier recommends
self hypnosis as remedial of hot
weather. The man who keeps sayirg
to himself. 1t is not. it is awful hit. 1t
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1916-08-08
THE LIFE WE LIVE

thing; day the next W
we whoop wall
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1916-08-08

~ amt in favor Of nothin seems
to be the strongest campaignplank this
year says the Iowa City Press
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1916-08-08

If YOU happen TO find antiers drop
ped carelessly as though Of no further
moose herd passed that way on the
road back 10 the old yard.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1916-08-08

One problem pressing in every mar
ket town is where to find space to
park automobiles and that problem
will grow as the registry mounts up.
When everybody and his hired man
have automobiles where are We going
to put them?
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1916-08-08

Funny how Mr.. Hughes clear cut
and definite statements and the shifty
utterances Of a certain star candidate
are equally approved by some news
papers and persons. The fact is that
the nearest those two get together is
in that alliterative slogan.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1916-08-08

Seem to be a right fine lot of citizen
soldiers. those down on the border
good and fine enough 70 receive some
attention from Washington like get
ting their pay, for instance.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1916-06-28

talk with her, but the continuance
was denied. When the matter was
transferred to the court of Topeka he
tried again for a continuance and
when he failed. he withdrew from the
case.
1t was necessary for Judge Fisher to
appoint an attorney to represent Mary
Chesney and Douglas Mote passed the
court room door at that time. Judge
Fisher drafted him. He, also tried
for continuance and succeeded in
getting it after the testimony of the
two girls had been taken.
During Notes efforts to get a con-
tinuance Judge Fisher admitted he
had been given to understand by Paul
Heinz, assistant city attorney that
Fred Robertson wanted the girls in
Kansas City to testify in federal
w hite slave" charges against Mary
Ckesney.
The two girl witnesses left opeka
for Kansas City this afternoon.
Mayor ]. E. House and George p.
Havder. city attorney, attended the
police court hearing