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The Farmington times., 1916-10-06

Cars leaving Harrington for Fiat
River at 800 and 1890 a. m. start
from State Hospital at 7:20 and 9:49
a. M, respectively; car leaving Farm
ington for Flat River at 12:42 p. m.
leaves DeLassus at 1890 p. M; cars
leaving Pennington for Flat River at
4:38 and sos p. m. start from State
Hospital at 4:29 and 6:29 p. M, re-
spectively.
Care leaving Flat River at 6:37 and
9:05 a. M, 5:45, 6:10 and $3.50, run to
Hospital. Care leaving Flat River at
1920 a. m.and 1:25 p. M, run through
to DeLassus.
Car leaving DeLassus at 1855 p. m.
and arriving at Pennington at 2;10
o. M, runs to Power House only.
Between Pennington and Lead Belt
Local service between Pennington
and Leadwood, Bonne Terre, Elvins
and intermediate points: Cars leav-
ing Pennington at 800 a. m. and
4:38 p. m. make direct connections
with M. r. & B. T. Ry. at Flat River
for Bonne Terre and Leadwodd and
intermediate points.
Cars leaving Pennington at 800
q. m. and 1:55 p. m. make direct con-
nections with the M. r. & B. T. Ry,
at Flat River for Elvins and interme-
diate points.
All M. R. & B. T. Ry. trains make
direct connections at Flat River with
Electric cars for Pennington and in
termediate points.
Between Pennington and DeLassus
Lv. Pennington. Arr. DeLassus.
1901 p. m. 1917 p. m.
1888 p. m. 1;44 p. m.
Lv. DeLassus. Arr. Pennington.
1890 p. m. 1912 p. m.
1:55 p. m. 2:10 p. m.
The Farmington times., 1916-10-06
State CT Ohio, City of Toledo. =,
Tprao TpuptU I nH

Frank ]. Cheneytmakes oath that he is
senior partner of the firm OF f. ]. Cheney
s. Co, doing business in the City of To-
ledo, County and State aforesaid and
that said firm will pay the sum of ONE
HUNDRED DOLLARS for each and ev-
cry caso OF Catarrh that cannot be cured
by the use OF HALLS CATARRTT CURE.
FRANK ]. CHENEY,
Sworn to before me and subscribed In
ny presence. this 9Th day Of December.
y. D. 1856.
(SoaD A. w. GLEASON.
Notary Public.
Halls Cctarrh Cure is taken internally
cous euriaccs of tae system Send for
testimonials, free
+. j. CHENEY G CO, Toledo, o.
Scld by all Druggists. 75c.
Take Halls Family Pills for CONSTIPATION.
The Farmington times., 1916-10-06

The full dinner pail must be emp
ties before it can be used to bail out
the Republican boat.
The Farmington times., 1916-10-06

Roumania will not feel called upon
to issue a scrambled or pie-bald book
explaining why it entered the war.
The Farmington times., 1916-10-06

To reach Pennington you can use
either one of the following routes:
Via st. Louis)
The Washington herald., 1916-04-23

larity OF the cut-out pedal. which al
lowed the exhaust 10 pass out without
going throught the muffler. The noise
got to be so bad that IN some places
laws were passed TO prohibit It. About
that time, however, motorists began
to try the silent high speed motor-the
latest advance in motor designing.
They found It far pleassnter TO drive
and more powerful besides.
Now, instead Of being considered a
mark Of power. noise in a motor car
stands for poor building. Instead Of
being lessened by the absence Of noise,
the sense of power is heightened by Il.
Take Oakland cars for example
Their silence. noise reduced 70 only a
purr, is the result OF careful study and
experiment The purr comes because the
time getween explosions Is small and that
is obtained by the high speed motor.
TO set high speed without hammer
ing the motor to pieces was a big pro-
blem. The Oakland engineers solved IL
by the use OF smaller cylinders and
lighter moving parts. Both the Oakland
-Four and Eight are OF this type, and
the superiority Of this type Of motor has
been demonstrated beyond question In
past performances"
The Washington herald., 1916-04-23
CL0VER-LEAF MODEL
HAS LARGE DEMAND
Pullman Three-Seated Roadster Is a
Classy Looking. Distinctive and
Comfortable Car.

The Pullman clover-leaf roadster has
knocked into cocked-hat the old adage
that "two's company, three's a crowd"
Owners of this popular model find that
the advantages Of the extra seat-mar-
ried couples call it the neutral seat
are almost unlimited.
William Barnhardt, representative of
the Pullman Motor Car Company, Is
authority for the statement that the
three-seated or clover-leaf roadster is
more in demand this season that ever
before because this tsyle is the happy
medium between the two-seated car and
the touring model.
Although the Pullman line embraces a
two-seated roadster which has met with
steady sales, the "Cloyer-leaf' is classy
looking, distinctive car, so called because
of the arrangement of the three individ-
ual seats somewhat in the shape of a
three-Ieaf clover. The two front seats
are divided, leaving an aisle-way to the
rear seat and affording ample leg room
for all three passengers. OF course, the
entrance to the car is by the door in
the front compartment. The rear seat is
really an emergency seat. or If there is
no third passenger the space can be con-
veniently used for luggage.
This arrangement gives a most at
tractive appearance to the car-all three
seats being large, high-backed, and with
comfortable arm rests. They are just
big. "cushiony" library chairs, inviting
to ease, restfulness and luxurious COM
fort. The stream line of both roadster
types produces a most pleasing design.
The Washington herald., 1916-04-23
AUTOISTS PLAN
DEMONSTRATION
Millions of Persons Will Be on
the Highways on July
Fourth.
CEMENTS SPIRIT OF U. S.
A. A. A. and Many Other Organiza-
. tions Urging Owners to Use Their
Cars at that Time.

While the road touring season
reaches its greatest heights in the
summer months, an effort will be made
again this year to have the week in
July which includes the GLORIOUS
Fourth" figure as the maximum pe-
riod, as was the case year ago
when the American Automobile Asso-
citation and the National Automobile
Chamber Of Commerce Co-operated in ac-
celebrating motor mileage by calling
upon the clubs of the owners orEani-
ration and the dealers of the makers
to encourage every motorist to take
to the highway.
At the April meeting of its execu-
tive board, the A. A A accepted a
suggestion of the Ohio State Associa-
tion that the plan be repeated, in the
belief that the 2,5O0,OOO motor car
owners will demonstrate in added de-
gree the wonderful ability of the self
propelled vehicle in covering distance
and in making the people of the coun-
des and States better acquainted with
one another and thus solidifying a naN
tional sentiment which is essential to
the adoption Of an effective and COM
prehensiye scheme of war prepared
ness.
In the preparedness conference
which took place in Washington
April II, at the War College, the
American Automobile Association and
the Society of Automobile Engineers
participated along with the National
Automobile Chamber of Commerce and
the Motor and Accessory Manufactur-
ers in the deliberations which had in
The Washington herald., 1916-04-23
Fifty Would Be Enough.

A clothing manufacturer on the East
Side OF New York received q call from
a city salesman representing q notions.
trimming and button house. The visitor
began 70 spread out HE samples.
Put EN- up, Put 'em up" said the
manufacturer. in q tired business man
tone II wouldn't care TO look az moth
ms what you got"
But, Mr.. Cohen-"
Enough! ! won't look Please go
away"
The salesman gazed at him admirngly.
Mr.. Cohen" he said II only wish
one thing-I wish I had fifty customers
like you"
Il told you / didn't wish to see nothing
what you got"
Sure you did, and that's why ! said
wish / had only fifty customers like
YOU Instead I've got 3c0"-Ssturdsy
Evening Post.
The Washington herald., 1916-04-23
POWER OF AUTO NOT
INDICATED BY noise
Muflerless Cars No Longer Desired
by Majority of Buyers.
Saws Dealer.

Motorists used to think that the
ideal car to drive was one with a
huge motor, having no muffIer and
making noise like a steam rivetter."
said Wilmer Trew, of the Suaith-Trew
Motor Company. To-day they want an
engine SO silent that hum is its only
sound"
THE notion that power needs noise
TO make itself felt has passed away.
1t took some time. however, for peo-
pie to wake up TO the fact that there
is a greater thrill in guiding a silent
car than in riding in one with the roar
Of battery OF field artillery.
Everyone can remember the popu-
The Washington herald., 1916-04-23

view the ultimate adoption Of a con-
crete form of inter-relAted effort.
II was inevitable that the A. A. A.
spokesmen. who were headed by Pres
ident John A. Wilson, should call par
ticular attention to the necessity of
highways as a part of any effective
defense proposition. 1t was set forth
that the Bankhead bill, which is now
pending in the United States Senate
and provides for a combined Federal
and State construction of whatever
main roads may be agreed upon,
would be an excellent start in the Gre
alton of a system which would lend
itself to military purposes and still in
terstate roads.
The Washington herald., 1916-04-23
Straw Ride Planned.

Members of Mount Vernon Com.
mandery, No. 44o. United Order of the
Golden Cross, will enjoy straw ride
70 Laurel. Nd. on Saturday, May IS
They Will meet at Pythian Temple al
Z o'clock. The following committee
was appointed at the last meeting OF
the order: w. H. Scott, chairman; r.
L. Beard, treasurer Mrs. George
Schmidt and Henry Fowler.
The Washington herald., 1916-04-23

Sponge divers in the Mediterranean are
often AFFLICTED by a severe paralysis which
makes them crippled when in their ma
tive element but is said to disappear en-
trely when the victim again dives to
tne sponge oeos, circumstance enabling
many apparently disabled men to remain
productive and useful members of the
communities.
The Washington herald., 1916-04-23

pared for shipment to the four corners
Of the earth, serene in the possession of
efficiency throughout every atom of
make-up-from crude gum to the finished
article-to accomplish their tasks as
the burden-bearers Of this commercial
truck period
The Washington herald., 1916-04-23

Mars, the planet, has no rain or clouds
making a close analogy between IL and
the earthly Mari. the symbol, which also
stands for some Of the great heights OF
discomfort.
The Washington herald., 1916-04-23
American Tres Are
The Tires That---

Give miles less first than any you buy They built
no 90 per perfect but ONE HUNDRED PER CENT PERFECT
give the mileage because the mileage is built into them
This special limited offer made enable you discover the
qualities of American Tires for Yourself
Hot weather almost and you know the usual hot weather
Avoid them by using AMERICAN TIRES AND KOR-KER PUNCURE
The Julesburg grit-advocate., 1916-12-07
Cut Trees by Exploding Dynamite.

Instead of an AK and saw to remove
the tops of trees that are to be used
as masts in logging operations. dyna-
mite is used to shoot off the tops.
After the branches have been removed,
IL rigger climbs the tree. with set OF
irons, to the point where it Is neces-
sary to cut off the top. Here the trunk
is usually about II inches In diane
ter. The rigger ties Il string of dyna-
mite cartridges. fastened end to end
like sausages, around the trunk at this
point, inserts blasting cap with about
20 feet of fuse in one of these sticks,
lights the end of the fuse, and de-
scends before the explosion takes
place. The tree top pumps into the
air with the explosion and the trunk
is left ready for attaching the rigging
for dragging in and loading the logs.
Engineering Record.
The Julesburg grit-advocate., 1916-12-07
All He Saw Of Battle.

The bluejacket had been In the bat
tie off Jutland, and in the railway COM
partment every one. addressed him re-
Spectfully. incidentally he was the
recipient of numerous fine cigars. lie
conducted himself with becoming dig
nifty, and when the foreign-looking gen.
tleman who had kept silent went out
Mt a roadside station the audience set
tied down to hear the yarn. Nodding
his head toward the dark stranger on
the platform, the bluejacket remarked
with grin, 'E thinks e as lost some
fink ed like to hear, e as. But hall
Hi saw of the bloody battle was cOai-
nothing hut coal. Him a stoker, you
see. that's What Iii am."-London Mail.
The Julesburg grit-advocate., 1916-12-07
Dent Neglect ki1l0s
svan1-Rsse. Dr. KADess Presoto.
tiea, 0verceoes Kt10ey Treoble

1t is now conceded by physicians thss
the kidneys should have more attention
As they control the other organs to = re-
markable degree and do . tremendous
amount of work in removing the peisons
and waste matter from the system BY
6ltering the blood.
The kidneys should receive some as
sistance when needed. We take les ez.
ercise, drink less water and often eat
more rich, heavy food, thereby forcing
the kidneys to do more work than nature
intended. Evidence of kidney trouble,
such as lame back, annoying bladder
troubles, smarting or burning, brick
dust or sediment, sallow complexion
rheumatism. maybe weak or irregular
heart action, warns you that your kid
neys require help Immediately to avoid
more serious trouble.
An ideal herbal compound that has had
most remarkable success as a kidney and
bladder remedy is DIR. Kilmer's Swamp
Root. There is nothing else like it. II
is DR.. kilmer's prescription used in pri
vate practice and it is sure to benefit you
Get bottle from your druggist.
However, if you wish first to test thil
great preparation send ten cents to Dr.
kilmer 4 Co., Binghamton. n. ", for ,
sample bottle. When writing be sure ant
mention this paper. Adv.
The Julesburg grit-advocate., 1916-12-07
JUST MATTER OF PERCENTAGE
Legislator Had Figured Out Method
by Which He Voted Right In
Majority Of Cases.

During the last session of western
legislature one member. tall angu-
lar man with n white mustache Of the
walrus pattern and the faculty Of be-
ing able to throw both his thumbs out
Of joint at will, made himself conspic-
uous by voting "No" on every bill. res
olution, or other form of business that
came up. However innocent meas
ure might be, this man voted against 1t
stentoriOusly.
Finally legislator weaken under
the strain and approached the gentle
man with the walrus whisker.
"Why is it?" asked the man, "that
YOU vote No on everything?"
"I'll tell you" said he of the walrus
mustache with confidential air. "Sev-
enty-five of these bills and resolutions
are bad and ought never to passed.
And figger that any man who votes
right Is per cent of the time Is pretty
burned good legislator"
The Julesburg grit-advocate., 1916-12-07
INDIAN NAMES FOR WARsHlPs
Suggestion Made That Vessels Of the
VNItsd States Navy De Called
After Famous Red Men.

A correspondent of the New York
Times advocates Indian names for
United States warships. How to
name the ships Of our vastly extended
navy is an Interesting question. A
glance down the list Of the names Of
our naval ships does undoubtedly give
the impression that they had been ac-
cepted by a weary man as a choice Of
evils
ut seems to me that from the men
Of the race longest Identified with our
history-the noble red men-and from
their tribes, most betting titles could
be found for applying to our warships.
From early childhood the lives of the
foremost Indian chieftains have in
spired intense admiration in Ameri-
cans. They are the ideal embodiment
Of the greatest naval battle prowess
of their time.
"What names could imply the idea
Of indomitable fighting force in the
American mind equally with Powhs-
tan, the powerful sachem Of Virginia ;
or Pontiac. "the Red Napoleon" chief
of the Ottawas; or Tecumseh. chief
of the Shawnees. or (Shawanoes) and
celebrated fighter. diplomat. and ora
tor; or Black Hawk, noted warrior
chieftain of the Sacs and Foxes?"
The Julesburg grit-advocate., 1916-12-07

0late the expenditure q money IN eose-
ti0As may seem to - less necessary
than the immediate enactment Of the
cause at least two years will elapse
before another election In which fed
eral Offices are to be filled but II would
greatly relieve the public mind II this
important matter were dealt With
while the circumstances and the dan
gers to the public morals Of the pres
ent method Of obtaining and spending
campaign funds stand clear under re-
cent observation and the methods Of
expenditure can be frankly studied in
the light Of present experience; and u
delay would have the further very se-
riOus disadvantage of postpOning &C
ton until another election was ut hand
and some special object connected with
it might be thought to be in the mind
Of those who urged it. Action can he
taken now with facts for guidance and
without suspicion of partisan purpose.
shall not argue at length the desir-
ability of giving freer hand In the
matter of combined and concerted ef
fort to those who shall undertake the
essential enterprise of building up our
export trade. That enterprise will
presently. will Immediately assume
has indeed already assumed. q magni-
tude Unprecedented in our experience
We have not the necessary instrunen-
talitieS for its prosecution; 1t 10
deemed to be doubtful whether they
could be created upon an adequate
scale under our present laws. We
should clear away all legal obstacles
and create q basis of undOubted law
for 1t which will give freedom without
permitting unregulated license. The
thing must he done now, because the
| opportunity Is here and may escape US
II we hesitate or delay.
Porto Rieo's Needs.
The argument for the proposed
amendments OF the organic law Of POr-
to Rico is brief and conclusive. The
present laws governing the island and
/ regulating the rights and privileges OF
its people are not just. We have ere
ated expectations of extended privi-
lege which we have not satisfied.
There is uneasiness among the people
Of the island and even suspicious
doubt with regard to our intentions
concerning them which the adoption Of
the pending measure would happily re-
move. We do not doubt what we wish
to do in any essential particular. We
ought to do 1t at once.
There are other matters already ad,
vanced to the stage Of conference be
tween the two houses of which it Is
not necessary that ! should speak
Some practicable basis of agreement
concerning them will no doubt be found
and action taken upon them.
Inasmuch as this is, gentlemen. prob
ably the last occasion l shall have to
address the Sixty-fourth congress,
hope that you will permit me to sa!
with what genuine pleasure and salts
faction have co-operated with you In
the many measures Of constructive pol
icy with which you have enriched tht
legislative annals of the country.
has been privilege to labor In suci
company. take the liberty of con
graduating you upon the completion Of
record of rare serviceahlencss ant
distinction.
The Julesburg grit-advocate., 1916-12-07
Altar Of Roses.

While Bulgarians are fighting 50
hard 1t Is interesting for women to
remember that in that country are
raised 10000 acres of roses from which
the celebrated altar of roses is dis,
TILED. Only half as much was distilled
this year as last. on account of the
war, which means, of course, that the
precious stuff will be much more eX'
pensive. Germany makes an altar out
Of coal tar.
The Julesburg grit-advocate., 1916-12-07
Uric Acid Poisoning i:

The most eminent physicians recog-
nize that uric acid stored up In the
system is the cause of rheumatism,
that this uric acid poison is present in
the joints, muscles, or nerves. By ex-
perimenting and analysis at the In
valids' Hotel and Surgical Institute in
Buffalo, N. Y, DR.. Pierce discovered a
combination of native remedies that
he called Anuric-which drives out the
uric acid from the system, and in this
way the pain. swelling and inhamma-
ton subside. If you are a sufferer from
rheumatism, backache, pains here or
there, you can obtain Anuric at any
drug store and get relief from the
pains and ills brought about by uric
acid; or send DIR. Pierce 10c for trial
pkg. Anuric which you will find many
times more potent than lithia
eliminates uric acid as hot water melts
sugar. A short trial will convince you.
The Julesburg grit-advocate., 1916-12-07
Food Product They Overlooked.

This year the South is producing the
largest rice crop in its history, and al
though all other chief food products
now enjoy much higher range of values
than normal, rice is the exception. it
selling this season. due to large crop
and limited demand, only about on II
level with the average of the past ten
yearS-VickSburg Herald.
The Julesburg grit-advocate., 1916-12-07
sreuoht It On Himself.

"What is the difference" began
the Cheerful Idiot.
Everybody but the grim-lOOking man
arose and left.
"What is the difference" he went
on undeterredly, between somebody
placing wearing apparel in Saratoga
and bloodhound with n bad cold?"
The grim-looking man said nothing
but drew pistol stealthily from his
pocket.
"One is n trunk packer and the 9th
cr is Il punk tracker."
(He drew veil over the sickenine
details. .)-Farm Life.
The Julesburg grit-advocate., 1916-12-07
you MAY LOOK YOUNG
oy Keeping Your Complexion Young
With Cuticura. Trial Free,

The Soap to cleanse and purify, the
Ointment to soothe and heal. These
super-creamy emollients do much to
keep the skin clear. fresh and youthful.
as we'll as to keep the hair in = live.
healthy condition and the hands soft
and white.
Free sample each by mail with Book.
Address postcard, Cuticura, Dept. L.
Boston. Sold everywhere.-Adv.
The Julesburg grit-advocate., 1916-12-07
Preserving a Sense of Security.

"Do you think the electoral college
should be abOliShed!'
No" replied Senator Sorghum
"nOw and then a few men should be
permitted to take part in an election
with no fear of heckling and with alb
solute confidence in the result"
The Julesburg grit-advocate., 1916-12-07
Few Beoaars in Panama.

Although the city of Panama is
aost cosmopolitan place, practically
very race being represented In Its w.
100 inhabitants, there are no beggars,
xcept q few blind men
The Julesburg grit-advocate., 1916-12-07
Not to Be Thought OF.

Now, these fashionable danes don't
mind talking freely about the efforts
they make to reduce weight"
That's true"
But they would feel deeply humlli-
ated If anybody suspected them of try
ing to reduce expenses"
The Julesburg grit-advocate., 1916-12-07
: Yuma, Ariz.-"I

Pierce's Favorite Prescription. Six bot.
ties helped so much that decided
would take dozen. Now / am well
and busy nurse" - MRS. SALLIE
SLAUGHTER, Box 274.
Get "Favorite Prescription" today,
either in liquid or tablet form. from
any dealer In medicines or send DR..
Pierce, Buffalo, N. y, 10 cents for
large trial package.-Adv.
The Julesburg grit-advocate., 1916-12-07
Most Fishermen Have Done II.

simple Simon went a-fishing in his
mothers pail" "Not so simple, at
that" declared the amateur sportsman.
1--WE spent time and money getting
to a place where the likelihood of
catching fish was no whit greater"
The Julesburg grit-advocate., 1916-12-07
Nothjno New.

Il see some scientific sharp has dis
needn't think he's so much. Our cook
has been turning that out for
years."
The Julesburg grit-advocate., 1916-12-07
Remain the Same.

Progress is observable in most di-
rcctions, but we have the same cheap.
vulgar and disgusting old forms OF
profanity that the English-speaking
peoples always have had Houston
Post.
The Julesburg grit-advocate., 1916-12-07
A Certainty.

There is nothing certain in the
world, except that when you start In
saving money for one thing you are
going to spend it for something slsa.!~
Fort Worth Star-Telegram.
The Julesburg grit-advocate., 1916-12-07
Unusual Experience.

MAN." remarked Sandy, II did
thing last nicht what I've no dune this
twenty year. went to ma bed pairr-
fectly sober, but I'm RIGHT thankful to
say l got up this mornin' none the
waur!"
The Julesburg grit-advocate., 1916-12-07
Consistent Economy.

People are undoubtedly making q
proper effort to avoid wasting paper"
remarked Mr.. Chuggins.
How do you knOw?"
Il just bought one Of those Fliv-
word autos and the man asked me II
wanted 1t wrapped up"
The Julesburg grit-advocate., 1916-12-07
AN ARIZONA NURSE

suffered untold
agony for a mum.
ber Of years from
wOman's trouble,
I was treated by
many doctors and
of course they
said they could
cure me. but they
just helped me
for n little while,
so / decided !
would use DR..
The Julesburg grit-advocate., 1916-12-07

Many self-made man looks as If
he might have been greatly improved
with very little outside assistance.
The Julesburg grit-advocate., 1916-12-07
Unsatisfactory Remedy.

Heiny-A doctor tells me that If
man works steadily he never worries.
Omar-PShaw. It's working stead
lily that gets my goat.