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Omaha daily bee., 1916-03-03
HOW H!lvLIlE!,I!,E IKIIhED nh!Y MY
LET Mt HELP YoU AssoLUTELV FREE

Until nearly middle aEe was soFsly troubled By
hideoas Supertluous Hairs Ny face was q sight
Win heavy moustAche on my lip and a tough
beATd on my chin. Nv arms were also heavily
covered trted one thing after another without
success. The electric needle only made the growth
worse, Finally my husband, an officer in the
British Army, secured from Native Hindoo Soldier
tShose te ne seVedl the closely Euarded secret Of
the hindoo Religion, which torbids Hindoo Women
10 have even the slightest trace OF hair on any part
OF their body except tnAt their head / used Il
end IN teE days my hair -EroWths had entirely
l..nn..-.- Lnl.N -
Omaha daily bee., 1916-03-03

IMPORTANT NOTE Mrs. Hudson belouss 70 .
titled family hiEh IN EnEllsh S0csty; ne "a con-
neotsd with leading officials there and is the
widow of . prominent officer In the Brtugh
Army 60 you can write her With sntire eanfidencs.
She has opsned an Office in Amnrtoe tor the bens-
fit q safferers from Superfiuous Hair, Her full
address 10 MrS Frederica Hudson, suite s9s n
GaFth Azin StsaAL A1a1AhAnN AAAA
Omaha daily bee., 1916-03-03
Tuesday Bridge Club.

Mrs Barton Millard entertained the
Tuesday Bridge club at home this after
nCcn. The guest Of the club was Mrs
Paul Gallagher.
Omaha daily bee., 1916-03-03
For New York Guest.

Mrs. Arthur Crittenden Smith gave a
very pretty luncheon at her home. with
spring flowers in her decorative scheme
this afternoon in honor OF Mrs. Everard
V. Ferguson Of New York. who is visit
ing her daughter. Mrs. Lowrie Childs.
Those present were:
NHssdames- Mesdames-
r. V. Ferguson, Arthur C. Smith.
c. n Wilhelm, Iowrie Childs.
Frederick Conner. Clement Chase,
W. ]. Conneu.
Omaha daily bee., 1916-03-03
Guest at The Elms.

Mr. J. L. Baker Of Omaha Is a guest
at The Elms hotel. Excelsior Springs.
Mo.
Omaha daily bee., 1916-03-03
Luncheon for Guest.

Mrs. b. F. drummer gave luncheon
to twelve guests at her home this after
noon in honor of her guest, Mrs. l.. q.
Won Furman OF New York. The decora-
ton were Killarney roses.
Omaha daily bee., 1916-03-03

Il takes but a minute OF time 10 save
columns.
Omaha daily bee., 1916-03-03

-oIrlr New Spring and
Summer Wash Dresses, many
styles to select from, all up
to-date, coatee effects, MILDLY
dresses, belted dresses, etc.
Priced at 4Sc, CSC, 07c
and u. .39-
--olrlT Ralneoats, aaes 9 to
- years; plain and checked,
with cape and school bag to
match, Regular $3.50 values,
special Friday, the entire set
for ...s......,..,. .96
-Women's Long kImonos,
good quality cotton ehsIlle,
fancy patterns, fancy trim
ming. Regular 75e values,
special ................3 $50
Omaha daily bee., 1916-03-03
Frnnnn.Rslrian Relief Notes.

The Franco-Belglan Relief society VIII
meet Tuesday morning At 10 o'clock with
Airs. +. p. Kirkendall for en- all day
Omaha daily bee., 1916-03-03

HNN TTNNU OF u UNu Dc
'ound.
| will send Free and without
,oliEatlon 70 any one. full in
ormation and complete instruo-
hons % that you can follOW
my example and completely
destroy all trace without hay-
ing 10 resort to the dangerous
elsctric needle. 80 Etop vast
ing your money on worthless
pilatory preparations and write
ne today, ewing your name and
= address. stating whether ars.
or Miss All I a9 10, that
VI you send me q Pc stamp
I'll N.r UnFurr4 naaaa-m A.
Omaha daily bee., 1916-03-03
Church Musicale Given.

over seventy-five guests we're present
at the musicale given by the Womsn's
auxiliary OF St Paurs Episcopal church,
Rev. A. H. Marsh, vicar. at the home of
Mrs. c. i. Baldwin last evening, Among
those who participated in the musical
and literary program were:
Omaha daily bee., 1916-03-03
BENSON GIRLS HAVE
ORGANIZED COOKING CLASS

The first meet,1s OF the Benson Do
nestle Science club. organized by Miss
Jessie BELLS. met Tuesday evening at
the West side school house and had their
first instruction under Miss Verds san
born Those in the class are:
Misses Misses
Vera Freeman, Fern Pickard
Nora Sagar. Anna Campbell.
Nahle Stenberg. Cora Jones,
Jessie Bells, Anna Christiansen,
Anna Nlssen. A. SteiEer.
Mildred Titzel Vera Marshall.
Ruby Davey. Grace Stenberg,
Mrs. Lilly Kroyer.
Omaha daily bee., 1916-03-03

| MRS HUDSON
Whoss Soldier Husbands
Bravery Secured the Sa-
cred Hindoo Secres.
Omaha daily bee., 1916-03-03
A Big Sale of Dress Goods Remnants

il Manufaeurers' Sample
IA Sc Matched Pieces Of Goods
all the materials
To be sold by the sufficient quantity make
ID In large lots suts dresses skrts etc, strictly all WOOL
Soc and Csc ss.S sDsS'1l p.. esa., 1Oc and lee
Omaha daily bee., 1916-03-03

dress Mrs. Freierioa
Hudson. Suite 6e1 p
No. Main street Al
tleboro, Mas
Omaha daily bee., 1916-03-03

oHis Oprlng C0ats
Two very special lots,
saes Q 70 ~ years Dozens
Of very pretty eoats at
two special prIees, valuss
70 9Aoo. Just the thing
for school wear, also many
very dressy ooata Made
os fine all-woel seraes,
covert o oloth, novelty
cloths, fancy mixtures,
etc. Many different styles
with belts, plque eoIlars,
embIems on sleeves, eto.
$l.69 and $l.95
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1916-05-09

psicant that there IL no authority
lodged In anybody to decide for him
which Us the better law and It is un-
thinkable that he should decide that
question for hinlse1f) rts6
5. Have you at your command the
figures TO show whether men OF your
nationality have heretofore used their
votes for the betterment Of the laws Of
this and other states? &c 30. produce
them IL not, why notg
s. Will you, IL tho distracting power
OF this franchise be bestowed upon you.
continue to give TO your daily occupa-
ton or business the attention necessary
to make success thereof? Will you
continue TO be q good husband and
father. provide for your family and 80
cast your vote that 1t can not by any
possibility cause dissension and disc
ruption In the household
7. (And it should be explained to the
applicant that this Is very importantly
VIII You seek to preserve the manly
airs and graces which have heretofore
made you attractive to the opposite sex,
continuing to keep before you az the
chief end and aim of existence d desire
to be considered charming In the eyes
OF some woman or women?
II all the above questions can be an
swered In manner certain to rebound
to the benefit Of this commonwealth
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1916-05-09
QUIT THAT QuaRRELiNG.. BOYS.

Attorney General Cosson's denial OF
the charge hurled al him in anger ny
Senator Allen is calm. judicial and con-
viucing Allen had said thai there was
a deal made between Ciarse's friends
and Ccsson's friends 10 keep CossoH
on, az the raSe 70. governor two years
ago. Cosso- denies this and challenges
Alien for his proof saying tina he, Cos
son, was no such icol as to even
think Of opposing Clarke when Clarke
was running for a second tenn He then
remarks that he has been very patient
with Allen because rhea- supporters
largely came from me same following
ard that a controversy with Alien
would be pleasing only 10 the liquor
forces for as Cosson says I feel that
my contest Is with the Lieutenant gov
ernor" and he is Harding
Senator Allen has been rebuksd by
the quiet dignity Of the attorney gem
eraI The drys have two candidates
n .he field and the vets have conferred
on one ANY quarrel between he two
dry candidates can only contribute TO
the success Of the wet
Cosson is undoubtedly correct .or it
IS .er more likely that tvs years ago he
should prefer a certainty in 4 second
Term for himself as attorney general
than 20 hazard an opposition 10 Clarke
for his second term But regardless Of
the facts II is inmaterial. Senator Lar
rabee is generally reported TO have
made a deal 10 support Ernie Moore.
for lieutenant governor in return for
Moore's previous support Of Kenyon
bu. that is Larabee's business
The situation OF greatest moment
now is that every effort Aller. makes
to tear Cosson down contributes 10 the
success Of Harding, the candidate Of
the vets. II Allen would rise 20 com
manding heights in this crisis he would
acknowledge Cosson's lead among the
drys whom Allen processes to serve
and he would move to make it unani-
NOUS
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1916-05-09
and other greens {

convinced that your honors have over
looked several very important matters
which should be ascertained before any
NAN should be permitted to become a
citizen Of this commonwealth, and we
therefore respectfully suggest that you
submit the following list OF questions
to every applicant for naturalization
papers in this judicial district and re-
fuse such papers unless all OF said
questions are satisfactorily answered
by such applicant: ...,..,.. 49,
/. Is 1t your opinion that all men
want to vote or that all men Of your
nationality resident in this state desire
to become naturaiized citizens OF the
United States
2. Do you promise. IL you become a
duly qualified citizen of this state. to
cast your vote for somebody or some
thing every time there is an election OF
any sort IN your precinct, whether you
are interested in the candidates to be
elected or the questions to be decided
at that election or not!
3. Do you think the laws already
upon the statute books OF this state
need changing or should they all and
singularly remain just as they are?
4. Do you promise, in case you think
the laws of Iowa are not just as they
should be, to vote to better those laws?
(Here 1t should be explained to the APP
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1916-05-09

thirsty and Spartans TO comb their
hair AT the Thermopylae Of democratic
tradition. 1t isn't all over yet.
But it is on the way, Your Uncle
Nerxes Alexander Meredith has the
men. and has the money. too Prohibi-
ton viii be the railying word. woman
suffrage a countersign. Otherwise the
whole blamed thing will explode. go
off. axzle, depart. That convention is
a convention Of Ed Meredith and John
Garrison and Old Casey and of that
!lS. Il, can't get away from it, it can't
get away from it ALL" 49,
But says he you can lead 8 horse
to water but You can't make him
drink" Translated that means that
Moses may be able 10 take delir:um
trenens out Of the convention but he
can't make lot of folks spoil their
Insides with water or vote dry. There's
a lot Of hrickmskiny without straw
ahead Of Moses Meredith and Joshua
Clarsson and High Priests Miller and
Casey. Ell al
But hope bushes rosy and eNpec'a-
ton stands a tiptoe gaming AZ Clinton
and the convention of the reorganized.
made over pressed and cleaned dem
ocracy. It's just before the battle
mother.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1916-05-09
BEES AND so0llEG6ERS.

Down n Georgia man sued his
oe-sGb0r TO recover 3 swarm OF bees
that had eff MS apia-y and gone fol-
.aH.2g atgh;y queen over 20 the
1e-EA 5o.<. The court decided ,ha. the
o--y way he could get hi- bees hack
US 20 arrest hem To do his he
1.IS! swear CIT Z warrant for eaca
4nd.y,daa. bees charging !; with de-
vz--arlS,
The BE business n Georgia seems
20 D. ..Ae the hoo,legg.ng and blind
pssg:ag business L Iowa You have
10 get something on each individual
oee- He sk!ps across { COUNTY lire
ana here he - You have 20 rail him
I the act OF selling and prove il by
another nee ard altogether have as
much --ouo.e getting I'd Of hsm as the
Georgia man had over his swarm
Oae OF the o.g reason why The
Georgia man had SO much trouble get
ing back his bees Is that the other
man wanted the honey. And that's thc
big reason why the bcotIegger Ihrives
and is hard 70 catch. There are those
who want MS wares And i there IS in
all the world consistency il is found
in the patron OF the boo-lesger. He
sticks. He refuses to swear against
the purl eyor Of his liquid enthusiasm.
He goes farther and swears his head
off 20 protect the bootlegger. And he
gets away with, his perjury without
the smell Of the cell upon his garments
The difference between the bootleg
ger and his patron is less differen.
than distinctive. They are brethren
all right enough, belong together as
law breakers and ought TO get the same
dose when the doctors get a chance to
deal il out TO them. They are from the
same hive.
Maybe il might be a good thing 10
attend 10 the case of every individual
bee. the little busy one that peddles
booze and that other drone that pa
tron;zes him and swears him GU, Of il,
sf,erward.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1916-05-09
Hair Often Ruined
BY Washing With Soap

Soap should be used very carefully.
IL you want to keep your hair looking
its best. Most soaps and prepared
shampoos contain too much alkali. This
dries the scalp. makes the hair brittle.
and ruins It. 9gs5
The best thing for steady use 10 just
ordinary mulsified cocoanut oil (Which
Is pure and greaseless). and Is better
than the most expensive sdap or any
thing else you can use.
One or two teaspoonfule r4ll cleanse
the hair and scalp thoroughly. Sim
ply moisten the hair with water and
rub it in. II makes an abu4 dance OF
rich. creamy 1ather. which Jinses out
easily. removing every particle Of dust.
dirt. dandruf and excessively oil. The
hair dries quickly and evenly, and it
leaves the scalp soft, and THE hair fine
and silky. bright. lustrous, tduffy and
easy to manage.
You can get mulsified cocoannSt oil at
any pharmacy. it's very cheap, land q
few ounces Will supply every mefpber
Of the family for months.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1916-05-09
MARC NNroNY.

Marc Antony was distinguished
Roman citizen whose principal bust
ness seems to have been to fall in and
out of love. No record of the number
of times Antony fell in love has ever
been kept, as there were no multiple
adding machines in those days. but
from what we know of him he made
Nat Goodwin look like twenty to one
shot.
Antony was one of the handsomest
men that ever wore the Roman toga
draped gracefully about his fetlocks.
Wherever he went he was recognized
at once by his nose, which protruded
from the rest of his face like some
beetling cliff. Whenever Antony be-
came enraged his nose would beetle in
very threatening manner, and cause
tiu,id people to regret having brought
up the subject. He was brave man.
and was not afraid to die. and when
he was not falling in love with some
body he could be found at the head Of
the Roman hollow square, charging
into the very midst of the enemy with
his aauiIine nose at present arms"
Antony had a good chance to be-
come dictator of Rome after Julius
Caesar died in the impetuous man
ner so pleasingly related by the late
w. Shakespeare. but about that time
he met with Cleopatra and fell in love
again with a low, vibrating gursle. The
Roman senate did not like Cleopatra
or the way she wore her hair, and they
decided to expunge Antony from the
minutes of the preceding meeting. This
was done In 81 B.. c., in a brilliant
naval battle. during which Antony's
fleet was sunk with considerable ardor
of the coast Of Greece. Antony es-
capped by pinning up his toga and
swimming an incredible distance on
foot. and spent the following winter
telling Cleopatra that she was the only
pebble on the beach. The pictures of
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1916-05-09
Topics of the Times

Chauncey Depew celebrated his s2d
birthday lately; and still folks persist
in the assertion that the good die
young. a.
Speaking historically have you ever
known any president not excepting
Taft 10 suffer SO great slump in the
son?
a lot Of people who don't want
Roosevelt would vote for him pleasant
~ if he were nominated by the repub-
Leans. But a greater number would
vote for Cummins gladly.
New Zealand and Australian troops
are reinforcing the allied armies in
considerable numbers. So the Cana
dams are to have somebody to help
them.
W. W. Marsh, who shares with
Meredith the distinction Of the biggest
man in his party. spoke on the street
corners of Waterloo in favor Of woman
suffrage. Who is it anyway that is
doing the talking against equal rights
! of citizenship in both parties?
The film fuss at Des Moines seen7
to be mainly valuable 20 the show
company and the theater where the
Birth of Nation" was produced; but
it is costing the city of Des Moines
$50 a day to keep it up.
Having now suffered a slap Oh bo:r
cheeks seems like Uncle Sam had take,
| about all the law and the scripture de-
| mands of that Mexican outfit
|
| The red headed residents of Indiana
are forming an association with tins
| idea of holding an annual gathering
Scheme to revive the old Donnybrool
| fair, what?
| Time also to be considering a sat.
and sane Fourth. One excellent fter,
of preparedness is to try to avoid XIII
ing coming soldiers of with dynamit
firecrackers. @
The Marshalkown Times-Repnb1i
can is still insisting that every on
/ should get out OF the way for one IA
vored candidate. But isn't that a form
of bossism to Drive ali men off tn
J lprimary ticket all except about one
What is the use of the people F0tin
at the urinary IL there Is to be onl
one name submitted 70 themf w
had always heard that under the pri
mary any one could be q candidate an
, the people could choose the man the
/ wanted. out OF their intelligence an
patriotism.-lCedar Rapids Republican
How many candidates in the field q
/. the friends of the wet candidate. IL
Harding, want2
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1916-05-09
TRYING THE NEW MACHINE.

Preparations are in progress for the
most hopeful convention Iowa demo-
Gratis have held since Uncle Horace
Boles was nominated away back in the
medieval ages Of Iowa democracy and
won 10 place on a mixed platform Of
corn too cheap in the field and too
scarce N The bottle. Now, after
period II wilderness wandering prac-
t!Ca,iy CO. equal with that endured by
Moses and his Israelites, the demo-
rraiic caravan gets glimpses of a fair
a1d fertile Land, swimming with the
NIX and honey Of office elective and
appO.ntive and falls gladly in behind
the Moses the conference found in the
bullrushes at Des Moines, hopeful Of
Canaan.
1t IS a long time between Moseses.
Real. properly adjusted and standard
Moseses are as seldom as crop failures
IN Iowa. Often-and that is the lesson
Of history-we get the wrong slant and
hail with acclaim somebody that looks
like a Moses but isn't.
So Il may be with the present pros
pect- The experience of the democrats
when they have on previous occasions
gone Mosesing tends to strengthen the
thought After a thorough beating of
buirushes child Of hope was found at
Cedar Rapids; but the Philistines fell
upon him and upset his apple cart and
his name proved to be Dennis and moi
Moses. The latest find has more the
appearance OF a regular Moses blu,
there's many a slip between the brick
yards of Egypt and the Canaan of the
capital.
They will flock to Clinton and the
convention as to festival; and at thu
gates they will find the Ancient Mar.
liner Of the party to hold them will
his gIittering eye while he relates how
Meredith killed the albatross with hi
prohibition cross bow. The SAM
plant will arise that was walled from
the decks OF that fated vessel Of tn
poets hop dream water, water every
where and not a drop to drink" An
those there will be those who beat up
on their breasts when they hear tn
loud basoon and the hurdy gurd
| drawing TO mere picture shows an
auction sales where erstwhile tn
music was welded to wine and sons
Mark you there stiii live in inc part part
winkelreids OF personal liberty, Boar
rises OF brew. non -sumptuary Savaro
nolas to stand Tor the freedom Of tn
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1916-05-09

'Of course LOrimer was innocent and
didn't deserve to be prosecuted for the
wrecking Of his bank, as the jury de-
termined. All iLorimer wanted to do
was get the money from the bank so
that he would not be financially
wrecked himself.,'' says the Waterloo
Times-Trihune.
The Denison Review, noting that it
is Claimed that torchlight parades will
again be popular in the fall campaign,
promises there are some of us who
viii never again march out four miles
in the country and back for a doug hnut
and cup OF coffee."@' y
The Brighton Enterprise contends
that no man't application for a con-
tract TO work the roads should be con-
sidered unless he knows enough to
take dirt off the top of the hills instead
OF the bottom when he has any filling
in TO do s-
IF all the money spent in repairing
roads in Iowa during the past ten
Years had been expended in making
good roads" declares the Charles City
lnteliigencer, there would be no good
roads problem confronting us today
Those who whine about their
troubles suffer most from Them" re-
marks the Sioux City Journal.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1916-05-09

Antony's finish came the following
spring. when his army deserted. thus
leaving his flank exposed. When this
occurred Antony was seated on Cleo
patra.s divan, teaching her how Ia ploy
The Rosary" on the lutte. and when he
looked around and saw the condition
his flank was in he was overcome with
remorse. Uttering a graceful apology,
ne retired and. .aoon afterward was
found to have committed suicide with
both hands. s.S
The lesson taught by the life. SER
vices and public career of Marc An
tony is that love which fits from
flower to flower Is bound to get
sting - 49, +,tsr..v rzlss 49,. y,
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1916-05-09
Masonic Meetings.

SPECIAL COMMUNICATION Mar
shall Lodge No los A F and A Nj
Work in the third degree. friday Ma!
u, at $50 .. m John W. Wells. seS7e-
tary: B. Q. rrazey. w. NJ.
sIeNET CHAPTER. Nc IS. r. A NJ
Special convocation Monday evening
MAY s. Work IN Royal Arch decree
Carl Shafner, H P: John '" ei!s'
secretary
SPECIAL ASSEMBLY. King Solo
mon Council No 20. r & 5. M. Tues
dav, Nav Is. for work l. 7, Eo-et1s
Recorder. George Gregory. ! NJ,
STATED coNcLAVE. s. Ade11a1
Comma ndery No. 81. IA t T1esca!.
MAJ 3 D. III Rs-Eula- business =
Forbes, Recorder: 4 g A2e4-@E to-n-
uaEdsr.
REGULAR MEETING Central Chap
.s- M s. O. 5 Wednesday. May
u. at .. m Eliza : BA+--n- sec-e-
tary; Cora NJ Mcdowell u NJ
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1916-05-09
GERMAN STRATEGY.
Z City Journal.j.

Inc strategic effect of Berl;p's
HlaheTFering is 10 put Washington Il,
a position in which 1t must break re-
taions in support OF the right OF mar
chant ships TO arm rather than of ,hs
broader features Of the submarine
controversy. AS President Wilson and
Secretary Lansing only recently wen.
on record before the world as dtssu-
proving the point for which they arr
now coniending, Berlin may have felt
some confidence that Washington
would not 80 TO that extreme, on thi,
single issue.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1916-05-09
Virtue Of Necessity.

The manager of q small department
utnre ia the West sought out one of
he proprietors, saying: Il can't do
thing with Jones, the new salesman.
Il haye had him In three departments
md 10 doses all day long" Put him
- - uxiama counter" said the boss.
sand fasten this card on him, Our
nsxht cIcthes are OF such q superior
Quality thst eFen the clark who wears
thsu cannot keep awake.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1916-05-09
SEEN FROM THE STDE.ENES

ttedar Rapids Republican,
we hope X Is no contradiction In
terms to say tina. some of us think so
much OF women tina, We hate 10 see
mem get into political spats; 1, still
Jars the sense OF the eternal fitness of
Things. But perhaps. women are not
what some OF US have imagined them
70 BE- They may be quite terres,riaI-
ana some Of them show terrestrial.
traits and things in their dress now
adays.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1916-05-09
TIN CA MS

naugurated and there he'd peas maize,
and vines with pumpkins weighted There dad would
and slug the SOIL his busy boys him. he'd
beets kindred when wintry tempests found
This good old plan by modern more.
lowed: but at the store he blows his everything
that's swallowed He used pluck the garden truck and
eat it fresh and Juicy there
Jake and Bill and Lucy His grocers didn't XIII
grief to 1t: his bill rare
hotel could beat it thoss poorest
Jays the best q tables: hut his
and beets from with gaudy labels