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The Birmingham age-herald., 1916-01-10
OFFICIALS
 ON VISIT TO CITY

W. J. Harahan, president of the Sea board Air Line, is in Birmingham on tour of inspection of the system Mr. Harahan arrived last night on his pri- vate car, and was accompanied by c. $. Lake, general manager of the Seaboard They will remain in Birmingham proba- bly, until Tuesday and will confer with local officials of the Seaboard, as well as men prominent in industrial affairs of the Birmingham district.
 There is no significance to my visit here at this time," said MT. Harahan, when seen at the Tutwier last night MT. Lake and l are simply on trip of inspection of the system. Conditions throughout the country are improving rapidly and the outlook for the coming year is very promising. I will remain in Birmingham for day or two on busi- ness connected with the road
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FINANCIAL REVIEW
 OF STOCK MARKET

New York; January 9.-Trading in se- curties during the first week of the year was active and attended by numer- ous developments, some of which made marked impression on quoted values. The first days turn over was in excess of 1,O00, ,000 shares at variably higher levels and succeeding sessions were almost as large.
 Prices began to develop a heavy ten dency in the middle of the week, chiefly in consequence of the statement by Chair man Gary of the United States Steel cor poration, which bore upon some of the economic problems to be faced when the war ends. In some quarters Judge Gary's views were accepted as admonitory and stocks fell back sharply. greatest losses being sustained by oils and shares. The adverse effect of the statement was later nullifed in part by the proposed 10 per cent wage increase to empoyes of the Steel corporation
 Similar action was taken by some of
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SEOOTIGHTS0 0 AnD 2SOREHN
By RICHARD F. LussIER

K HEN are possessed of even NH tempers until someone kV1 comes along with an att tempt to get their money away by false pretenses. When man finds that he is being swindled, his more turbulent nature prevails. The character of Gustave Mueller, inn personated by Louis Mann in "The Bubble" is that of a delicatessen dealer who is robbed of all his savings by the puchase of worth less mining stock. Just at time when the visions of wealth led him to the enjoyment of extravagant ideas he is awakened to find he stands face to face with ruin and misery, but through the timely ac- tion of his charming daughter he is saved this unhappiness and all ends well. "The Bubble" will be at the Jefferson theatre on We'd nesday. Seats are now on sale.
 On Friday, matinee and night, 'The Pink Lady," one of the great musical comedy successes of the present generation, will be at the Jefferson. Nuf ced.
 Neil OBrien's Minstrels on Sat urday at the Jefferson.
 "The Foundling," the latest pie ture of Mary Pickford, will be shown again at the Strand thea tre today. In this Famous Play Paramount feature little Mary is again seen in her usual raga muffin role which has brought her
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the independent iron and steel produc- CTS, but the labor unrest and riots in the middle west left an unpleasant impress sion Tn industrial circles.
 Steel's unusual prominence during the week gave rise to much conjecture re- spectng the action of the corporations s directors on the common dividend at the coming quarterly meeting. The thrilled tonnage statement for December will be issued tomorrow, and a large gain over Novembers increase is expected.
 Metal shares held their ground. Refined copper was 24A cents, it's highest quota tion in seven years, and predictions were freely made that copper would pass 20 cents before the end of the month.
 Foreign exchange continued to engage the earnest attention of international bankers. Rates on Berlin and Vienna went to lowest records, while demand sterling rose to it's best since the middle of last year. From all accounts the strength of sterling was due, less to bet terment in the state of British finances
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so much popularity and a con stantly flowing river of gold
 Let Katie Do It." a Fine Arts Triangle feature in which the noted Broadway star, Fully Mar shall, and the equally noted Jane Grey are starred, will be shown at the Colonial today. While Let Katie Do It" is not exactly com edy, there are many situations in this picture that are far from sad.
 "The Great Divide" with House Peters and Ethel Clayton, which was thoroughly enjoyed at the Trianon yesterday. will again be shown today at Mir. Newsome's popular screen theatre. "The Great Divide" is from the play of the same name by William Vaughn Moody.
 "Nedra." a Pathe Gold Rooster play. with George Marinoff. will be the attraction at the Odeon Two today. This is a limitation of the popular novel of George Barr Me Cutcheon and it makes an especial ly good subject for the screen. "Nedra" was said by critics to have been one of the best Pathe pictures released in several months.
 Tried for His Own Murder" with Maurice Costello, will be shown at the Princess today. This Is an- other of those artistic Vitagraph pictures in which there is always the element of mystery until the final happy ending.
 "The Red Heads" will be the big feature act at the Lyric all the week.
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At the Lyric

new show headed by what is said to be the best act in vaudeville, "The Red Heads" opens today matinee and Manager Semon believes the entertain ment will prove the most attractive of the season.
 The Red Heads with James B. Carson in the lead, has scored repeated successes and critics declare that it is one of vaudeville's best offerings. All members of the company have red hair and Manager Semon has secured red wigs for the employees of the the atre. It will be red head week at the Lyric.
 On the bill with the big attraction are the LeGrohs, Frank Gabby, John and Winnie Jennings, Marion Weeks. The Pathe picture will continue as a feature.
 On Wednesday afternoon all red haired women and girls will be ad- mitted to the matinee performance free. All they have to do is to show the color of their hair to James B. Carson, the leading man in "The Red Heads, who will be in the lobby.
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the institution of civil suit under the Sherman law to bring about the and also that "the criminal aspects of the case" be laid before a federal grand jury. Later the neces sity for civil prosecution was opvlated by the dissolution agreement
 Officials of the department said to : night that every possible efort had been made to successfully prosecute the case There is feeling that at least the action of the jury has shown that the criminal provision of the sherman law is not entirely dead letter. GOV ernment attorneys admittedly have pinned their faith to a large degree on the New Haven case, and from the disagreement about the five officials they have taken new hope.
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"The Pink Lady"

The most popular of musical comedies,
 'The Pink Lady," will be seen at the Jef- ferson on Friday, matinee and night. c. NJ. s. McLellan's book bristles with funny lines and situations. Ivan Carylfs de- lightful music is whistled everywhere, such catchy numbers as Beau tiful Lady," '.The Girl by the Saskatche- wan and "Donny Did," It is seldom
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Prussian Parliament Meets

Berlin, January 9.-(By Wireless to Sayvllle.).The Prussian Parliament mas been called to meet January 13. that musical play is presented in such an elaborate and artistic manner as ''The Fink Lady, The scenes or the three acts are exceptionally beautiful and the gowns worn by the young ladies of the company are the latest word in Rue de la Paix fashions.
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THE WEATHER
Weather Forecast

W tdIIttT
 Washington, January 9.-Forecast Alabama: Cloudy and warmer Monday local rains at night or Tuesday; colder Tuesday north portion.
 Tennessee: Rain Monday; colder east portion. Tuesday fair west, rain or snow: east portion colder.
 Mississippi Local rains Monday. Tuesday generally fair; colder ln- interior.
 Georgia: Cloudy and warmer Mon- day. Tuesday local rains; colder north west portion.
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than to further buying of finance bills by American bankers to pay for fresh liquidation of American stocks and bonds by British investors.
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Local Data
Weather Conditions

Summary of observations made at United States weather bureau stations during the A hours ending p. m., seven- ty-fifth meridian time, January g, 1916:
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The 4-months-old son of MT. and Mrs. H. Galamore died today at the home of his parents, 1924 Avenue G, after a short illness of pneumonia. The funeral will take place Monday afternoon at 30 o'clock from the residence, interment fol- lowing at Union cemetery with Jacobs in charge.
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1 Temperature
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Sta ations and Weather at 8 p. m.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1916-03-12

FOR LADIES' TAILORING see Laura
Nolen, 1905 West Main St. Phone
3S6 red. 10
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St. Philips Episcopal Church.


Holy communion will be celebrated
at 1880 and 11:OO a. m, and being the
first Sunday communion in the season
of Lent, a large attendance is expect
ed The Sunday school and Bible class
will meet at the usual hour, commenc-
ing promptly at 10 o'clock Please be
in good time in order that we can go
on with the lessons without delay.
The services for Lent will be found
on the Lenten program, and l wish to
especially call your attention to the
service on Friday evenings at 1880
with instruction for confirmation and
questions and answers on matters OF
church interest.
There will be an all-day session OF
the guild on Tuesday next. Refresh
ments will be served at II o'clock, and
a very hearty invitation is extended
TO all the members of the congrega-
tion, ladies' and gentlemen.
An effort will be made to have choir
practice on Thursday evening at 7:45.
The Easter music will be practiced
REV. F. w. GOLDEN-HOWES,
Rector
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he Broadway Baptist Church

the II o'clock worship, Sunday
ing, DR.. Cooper will speak on
, Christian, an Alien" His Sun
evening topic will be "The Man of
Excellent Spine" Bible school at
a. m. Young Peoples Meeting at
p. m.
he Mems Chorus will sing at the
ming worship.
yarm Welcome to All.
DAVID H. COOPER,
Minister.
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Church of Christ.

Sunday School 9;45 a. m.
Preaching by Evangelist Howard, IL
dock a. m. and Sunday evening at
80.
Communion service every Lords
ay. We want all members present at
lch of these services. All friends are
ordially invited.
Every follower of Christ should
Ok, live, and act in harmony with
ie great principles that Christ es-
knshed.
BIT. MUSGRAVES, Elder.
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Program, St. Philips Episcopal Church
Lent 1916.

Program, St. Philips Episcopal Church
Lent 1916.
Holy Communion will be celebrated
each Thursday at 9:15 and on ev-
cry Sunday at 1880 a. m.
Wednesdays:
Morning Prayer and Litany at 9:15.
Service with Address at 4:30.
Fridays:
Service at 7:30 p. m, with address
to confirmation candidates with in
formal discussion Of Prayer Book
and Church Teachings and Doc
trines at close Of each service.
Holy Week:
Excepting Monday and Tuesday
morning, services will be held each
day at 9:15 a m. and 4;3Q and 1880
p. m.
Good Friday:
Three hour service.
Saturday:
Special preparation for Easter Day
at the usual hours of service for the
week.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1916-03-12

reached the highest attendance for
1916, except last Sunday when we had
a still better attendance. Come and
help us increase the attendance still
more.
Our Christian Endeavor is growing
in interest and attendance. You miss
something of great Importance to your
self, if you fail to attend
Strangers are cordially invited to all
our services.
CHAS. c. WEITH Pastor.
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Broadway Methodist Church.

At the II a. m. service the choir
will render the anthem, Christ the
Life, the Light. Mrs. w. L. Davis
will sing Hear My Cry,'-Milligan.
At the 7:45 service another anthem,
Light at Eventide," Jno. Hoffman,,
soloist.
Junior League at p. m. Senior
League p. m.
Let us hope for a great day in
very way Sunday. Come praying for
a blessing.
f. R. WEIGH, Pastor.
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First Presbyterian Church

4 Services at II a. m. and 1880 p. m.
Sunday School at 9:45 a. m; Meeting
OF Session at 1916 a. m. Christian En-
deayor at $3.50 p. m.
Echoes from the Laymen's Conven-
tion will be the subject of both ser
Vices, emphasizing the mans part in
the church.
You will want to hea rthis. Come to
both services.
Two weeks ago our Sunday school
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1916-03-12

OIL MAPS-Oil maps or Healdton
field, AZ sections, 9-inch scale, s1.OO
each. 12 township oil map, showing
Healdton, Fox, Graham, Homer and
Ringing territory, 2-inch scale blue
print on thin linen, $500 each; blue
print on paper, $3.50 each. Mail or
ders promptly filed. ]. b. White,
BOX IS. Ardmore, Okla. 24-1m
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70 SELL OR TRADE-Have 120
acres land with 65 acres in cul-
tivation two miles from Wilson, Ok
lahoma. VIII take $500. Can get
you a loan of $3.50, running for five
or more years and will take other
property or livestock for remaining
$3.50. If you ever want to own a
farm and are looking for bargain,
see me. Buck Garrett. l2-3
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Carter Avenue Methodist.

Sunday school at 9:45 a. m.
Public worship at II a. NJ. and 7:45
p. M, with sermons by the pastor
Epworth League at 6:45 p. m.
We are expecting large congrega'
tions at these services. You are cor
daily invited to attend and worship
with us. AS a member of the church.
it is your duty to be present, unless
you are unavoidably kept away.
Can l depend upon you?
w. T. FREEMAN, Pastor.
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Christian Science.

Sunday services IL a. m.
Subject Substance.
Golden text: Psalms 1O2:1l, II.
Responsive reading: Peter 8.
Sunday school 10 a. m.
Wednesday evening testimonial ser
vices 7:30.
Our church is on d and Broadway
n. w. All are invited to attend the
services.
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ast Ardmore PRESBYTERIAN

ching at II a. m. and 8 p. M,
Peoples meeting at 700 p. m.
.stor having returned from the
his convention at Oklahoma
yill give echoes of the conven-
T. \. HAMPTON,
Pastor.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1916-03-12

WE WANT to buy your time. ore
good. live, energetic man needed
for your county. We teach YOU
how to easily make $50 to $500
monthly selling groceries, paints,
oils and stock remedies, all neces'
stiles: big line, big money; build
homes and bank accounts as hun
dreds do. Regular trade quickly,
easily covered. Old established,
reliable house-ask your banker.
Write today for booklet,-"The
Way to Success in Business John
Sexton G. Co., Wholesale Grocers,
Lake and Franklin SITS, Chicago.
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OIL LEASES in Love county near
Healdton field, $40 acres in five
separate leases, sections 10, 20, 20,
81 and 80. township south, range
] west. Rental only 20 cents per
acre. A bargain if sold soon. Will
consider drilling proposition. L.
Dansker, Patterson Building, Pitts
burg, Kans.
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shade and ornamental.
Grapes, berries, bulbs and roses.
Grown in Ardmore. We will appre-
ciate your business. Corner Fifth and
I Street, N. E. Phone Green S72.
Forest Nurseries. 25-lm
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OIL LANDS AND LEASES

OIL MEN-Make me an offer-19C0
feet casing 3-16-inch, II ID. ii. A
Kirkpatrick, Marietta, Okla. 2-lO
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FOR RENT

FOR RENT-One well-furnished bed
close in. Phone Red S94. SO
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AGENTS WANTED

COLORED AGENT wanted. Bib SICK
and accident insurance. Box j.
400, Cincinnati, Ohio.
POSTAL brings particulars of quick
est S1.0O seller offered. Great time,
money, labor saver. Sample 90
cents, returnable if not satisfied.
White, 512 Campbell Bldg, OKLA
homa City.
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Meet me at Madden's New Store,
old stand.
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MISCELLANEOUS


FOR LADIES' TAILORING see Laura
Nolen. 1905 West Main St. Phone
ass red 1913
WANTED-tSomeone to put in good
store and blacksmith shop here.
Rov % Staunton. Okla. 9,3
WANTED-Plain sewing to do at
home: prices reasonable. Mrs. Yer
non 500 G ST. n. w. 9-3
WANTED TO RENT-April l, five
room house, no children. Address
Box SO. 9-3
WILL BUY good first-class baby
buggy or cart, Must be in good
condition and cheap. Phone ESQ.
KINNEY WANTS to buy your old
furniture. Opposite post Office
Phone 1O9. 26-1m
PHONE 1926 or residence phone IA
for quick cab service. Bill Lebu5,
driver; Dan Blackburn, Prop. 91-1m
WANT'ED-1,0 900 men to let me write
their fire, cyclone and auto !nsur
ance. T. C. Bridgman 26-1m
SEE ]. B. JONES for plans and
specifications for building construc.
ton. Office 1712 North Washington
street Phone 9G. 1913
| WANTED-To do your building. loaI
you money on long time and los
interest, free plans and specifica
tions. w. d. Taliaferro, Contractor
WANTED-To clean and press your
suit for s100; suits pressed, 90
cents; ladies' skirts cleaned and
pressed, so cents. Phone 301. Lon
don Steam Dye House. 23-lm
DON'T BURN old carpets, rugs and
rags, but let me send them to
Olson Rug Co., and re-weave into
velyety rugs. ID. r. Edwards, 6l5-
Wolverton St. Phone 7S7. lin
TO TRAVELLING MEM have hack
line making round trip daily from
Durwood to Mulkey and Baum and
back TO IMrwood. Hack leaves Dur
wood at a. m. Round trip to
Baum s1.OO: round trip to Mulkey
zo oerts A NcNullin. 7-6
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BOARD AND ROOM-At 209 A street
northwest Phone 1131. 6-1
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Statesmen

Statesmen to call on grocers, con-
fectioners, general stores, $loo
monthly and expenses; yearly con
tract Manager, Is S. 2nd street,
st. Louis, Mo.
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FOR SALE-Fiveroom house with
bath room in addition; modern.
VIII sell for cash or on time. Would
accept auto as part payment, but
must be in good condition 1916
model Ford preferred. Lot S0x122.
Fine variety of young fruit trees,
all bearing. If you want a home
at a bargain, address BX, Care
Ardmoreite office. 2-S
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POSITION WANTED

CIR o c L r Y NJ AN
wants a position. Can give AL ref
erences. Address Ras. Chance, Box
7, Tishomingo. SGT
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FOR SALE

FORD BARGAINS-S secondhand cars
late models-in good shape. viii
sell cheap. CoOper's Garage. 12-lm
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FOR SALE

FOR SALES bushels Bradley Yam
seed potatoes, S125 per bushel
Phone 294 or 691. Tom Dyer. 1878
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WANTED-To clean and press your
suit for s1.00; suits pressed, 90
cents; ladies' skirts cleaned and
pressed, so cents. Phone 301. Lon
don Steam Dye House. 23-1m
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SEE ]. B. JONES for plans and
specifications for building construc-
ton. Office 171a North Washington
street. Phone SO. 12-3
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WANTED-To do your building. loaI
you money on long time and los
interest, free plans and specihca
tions. w. d. Taliaferro, Contractor
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DON'T BURN old carpets, rugs and
rags, but let me send them 10
Olson Rug Co., and re-weave into
velvety rugs. d. r. Edwards, 6l5-
Wolverton st. Phone 7S7. lin
The Seward gateway., 1916-08-14

If it is hardware get it at Brown X Quality First"
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Buy a Home in Woodrow The Beautiful Suburb Of Seward

WOODROW is located 63l miles from Seward. The Govt Railroad runs through this beautiful tract Woodrow lies near Bear Lake the famous fishing ground of Seward.
 Woodrow may be said to be in the warm belt as the hills situated to shelter this tract from the winter winds.
 Woodrow is situated just this side of the Bungalow and plotted the most desirable portion of the Johnson Homestead.
 tract in Woodrow is equivalent to than 12 lots in Seward.
 The price is so low that no one can complain You buy tract of about one third the size of a block in Seward for $125 - Some fractional tracts selling as low as $25-$5O and $75. The title is cear-A warranty deed, first handed. Woodrow plotted in tracts situated each street and corner alley Each plot is easy to Woodrow is a beautifully wooded tract and a veri- table park.
 RONIG & RONITG are handling this property and will be pleased to interest you in the best offer for suber ban home ever made in Seward. ADDRESS,
 Fourth Avenue
 Seward Alaska.
 PHONE ADAMS 48
 PHONE ADAMS 93
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Fresh Popcorn and Peanuts.-Sew- ard Club.
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papa' co,ors of yellow and white fly from its mast head
 Vatican circles call the papal ship a wartime necessity for the safe conduct of the business of the Holy Father"
 Whether tt win be used after the coming of peace is a question, they say. Many others, however attach the utmost significance to this unique move on the part of Benedict They declare the Nuncius has come to stay. In it they see the possible inaugma- ton of a new papal policy.
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SEWARD, ALASKA, MONDAY, AUGUST II, 1916.

What is the matter with an AL-AaSka league?
 After these games between Anchorage and Seward what is the matter with challenging the First division?
 Third division of Alaska against the First The open ing series of the A-Aaska League! That would sound fine and make a glorious contest.
 After nearly twenty years of ball playing in Alaska the game yesterday was the best anyhow outside of Ju nau ever seen and the players both sides appeared to have no superiors in the Territory Certainly Nome or Fairbanks or Dawson to go into the Yukon never pro- duced such hines. Come on Let Us send chaIengeto the great First Let Seward and Anchorage combine and we can hold our own with the best the capital and its neighbors can bring out The Anchorage bunch are fine
 Their slogan today should be:
 ANCHORAGE AND COURAGE"
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SpecIaI mail delivery. Phone Main Is for particulars. If
The Seward gateway., 1916-08-14

Long distance UeIepnone booth at The Branch.
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Once agan-ti is necessary apparently to do this once and agan-it should be remembered by amateurs in pub- lie that when reporter asks question he is not telling you that because he wants an answer from you he is beg gng. A reporter has to interview burglars and sneak hes sometimes so do not get into your head because you sit in an office to which the reporter must go as part of his work you put airs The President of the Re- public or the members of his cabinet would never get such an idea Get away from the false conception of things you do not wish to look amateuriSh