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The Washington times., 1916-11-14
PERSONAL
WORTHY OF NOTICE
THAT

there are more than 3,700 Drugless
Physicians and 100000 devotees
of Drugless Theosophy in the United
States, and that OUR MORE THAN
80 YEARS of Active Practical Ex-
perience with the, VACUUM NEU-
RoPATHIC METHODS in the
TREATMENT of CHRONIC, IN
DURABLE ESQ called) DISEASES
the last IL in this city is--if ex-
perience counts for anything, and
we are certain 1t does-of the great
est value, to our Patients--of which
THEY GET FULL BENEFIT, THE
SUCCESS that has followed our AP-
PROVED, SCIENTIFIC AND Sue
CESSFUL METHODS Of Treating
LoC0MOTOR-ATAXIA, HEART
DISEASE, ARTERIAL sCLERoSIS.
HARDENING Of the ARTERIES,
NERVOUS SPINAl-Pains in the
back-RHEUMATISM, INDlGES-
TloN, ASTHMA, URINARY, IN
SOMNlA, and other SERIOUS
CHRONIC AILMENTS of MAN
KIND that have PASSED BEYOND
the REACH OF DRUG, KNIFE, and
YOUR PHYSICIAN, is ample evil
dence that our methods are in PER-
FEET HARMONY with the DIVINE
LAWS Of NATURE. We assure
you that you shall have a CAREFUL
EXAMINATION and YOUR FIRST
TREATMENT FREE that you may
be able to Judge for yourself, which
is much better than advice given by
those who don't know.
REMEMBER, CONSULTATION,
EX A MI NATION and FIRST
TREATMENT Us FREE-so you
may know.
OFFICE HOURS: . a. M. W & p.
m. Sunday: IL to l and 3 to 8.
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Vital Records.
Births


Michael and MARY Hrist,r bu,.
Edw ard r. aud Ethel NJ W.lch g!ri.
Samuel and Goidie Bass, hoy.
Wilson and Alice Barrett. girl
Newton +. ana Annie e. wayson. hoy.
Victor and MHud- Cobb hoy.
Harry ami Hattie Hughes boy
Fr"derlck /. AMI Harriet l.. NunIes. glrI.
Joseph u. and Frances |. Allen. Pul
George +. and Thema a. simmons. boy.
Claude y. anG MSr- Norton. Girl
Harry and Elsie II. Eagau. girl
AlOysIus j. and Margar"i T. Bier. boy
Ira II. ami Grace g. Miller girl.
Thomas \. and Mildred E,hnls girl
Joseph ". and Jennie l.ightn-r. girl.
'larenc" ". Cnd EIizabep N. rumphrey
glrI.
Joseph NJ ana MARY H. Garrett. girl
liard"r +. ana Lena Il. lIUrfrll. girl.
Fred"riuk W. and Mazi" Rider girl
Frank and Anna johnson. girl
Audrw and sarah Burr girl
ilurac" aud Beatrice Porter bov
James y and Blanche 6AssaWaN. boy.
Phillip AMI Addic Anderson. girl wins
Harm :. -ud SuSauUH CLARKE girl
Hugh r., aud LILLIAN e. Bradford, girl.
The Washington times., 1916-11-14
Good Houses For Colored Tenants.
JAMES NORRIS WOODWARD
1923 10Th ST. N. w.

@ ana attractive. bargain. s22. 80: 22x1bi-
700, Iot: all cOnvenlences: admirably sit
,ht,, TOT couple or small family OF adults: no
dsann ~ 81 or animals; no time to waste. ,Ad-
ureHs BOX H. this office 10
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FOR EXCHANGE

TRADE 5000 equity in s-room corner brick
office.
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DEATHS

GEoRGE-on Tuesday. November II. 1915, at
s.sO =. m, HENRY GEORGE. Jr.. beloved
husband OF Marie n. George.
Funeral services at his late residence. 1891
isuciln street northwest, "Wednesday even
ing November 10 at o'clock. Relatives and
friends invited to attend. Interment al
brentwood Cemetery, Brooklyn. ~ a..
Thursday, November IS, at 2 d. M
'New YORK, Philadelphia, Chicago and San
Franclsco papers please copyD
The Washington times., 1916-11-14
SUBURBAN PROPERTY

HOW TO BE YOUR OWN LANDLORD
On 500 cash and SIS month at
CHEVY CHASE. For full particulars droI
postal, telephone. or call on WIN. III
RICHIE. lls-lls Colo. bldg. Tel. N. IOtS
The Washington times., 1916-11-14
FOR SALE-MISCELLANE0US

CANDY STORE, including light lunches and
bakery good location; for sale. BON I5
Washington Times.
The Washington times., 1916-11-14
MONEY WANTED & TO L0Al
REFRIGERATORS & ICE BOXES

McCRAY REFRIGERATOR COMPANY,
Refrigerators That Are UneQualsd.
GIL + ST. n. W..
We Build and Repair Refrigerator
The Washington times., 1916-11-14
For Rent or For Sale.

SIN ROOM BUNGALOW; u acre fertile Ian
close 10 two car lines. Il, NJ. SMITH, A
iington. Va. Phone Rosslyn 2s-T. :
The Washington times., 1916-11-14

HOME OWNERs-Speclai offer on roof paint.
81 gal. Floor oil. Soc gal, or 3 gals, 81 de-
llyered. Cal n. 1861. NAT. HARDWARE
CO.. 1926 18th At, n. W.
JUST RECEIVED iine lot OF parrots and
singing cansrys. SCHMID'S BIRD STORE
~ 18th at. n W.
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YOUNG MAN for shipping department: N25
a day. MARVIN $. Young CO., 9TH st.
and n. I. ave. y. T..
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HELP WANTED-MALE

CUTTERS-Two. experienced for pressroom.
Apply 10 MARVIN :. Young 18th and
II. /. ave. y. Z.
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YOUNG MAN-Coored to drive wagon and
make himself useful In store. 6i7 La. ave
y
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SITUATIONS WANTED

LIGHT HoUSEwORK- Nurse for children
good worker. I'll VI 81 =. W.
COOK white: hrst-class: experienced; refer.
,-nCrs. yll Eye ST. y. W. II
PIANO PIiplIS-lessons pupils home: be.
glnners preferred; experienced teacher BON
a24. Times office.
The Washington times., 1916-11-14

tiers shove; rent $50; improvements made to
sutt desirss'e tenant. Apply MANAGER. The
PORrNER. 18th and U ste. N. W.
The Detroit times., 1916-12-06
Pointed Paragraphs

Graf,ers Oft break In where bur
glars fear 10 tread
Some beauty ls skin deep and
some is put on With enamel
A boy In a schoolroom is worth q
dozen IN a poolroom
AT our thoughts arc original
either with ourselves or others
n some artists see things as they
pain, them they should cut out
booze
You don't notice tho expense 80
much az the time II paid with a
check.
An ounce of happiness contrib
uted 20 another IL pound added 70
your own
At least two.thlrds OF the married
men arc henpecked and haven't
found IL out
The milk of human kindness looks
more or less OF color after n has
been skinned by an migrate
II II sometimes more df'rcult %
prove that you are in the right than
- Is 10 prove the other CHAP wrong
The Detroit times., 1916-12-06
A Poem a Day
tt Nv ABoU r
~ Jam.. NontsEu.

~ james }. Montague
when the stn<uEer f.oul, Oshkosh In
- T+eIbf I'd 50 foNts
To sample the JOYS that Are there,
Don't rail him rao~ or a Jay -nr b
or point e. the hAy IN bis hair.
lie NAV not hs clad like kuppen-
stein ad
Bat he'll Jingle with Eaif Just as
soon as he's sold
The crop of potatoes az home"
when the cowman from Teras drops
into thf street
Don't grin a. the lowing wusta0f".
Altho y.u conclude he's hftle Dir
In h's metAo4 OF making splssh
T-e foy4 IN tNs banks wiil applaud
rs rough prsnks
There wlil he np derision p~ tgNr1
When fhey learn ne has got iu fls
l0wiy matched cot
The Iric" of tire" thousand fa'
We have rad our last laugh ar the
iads from the farm
with. th- pumpkins. the pigs and
the cow
They can reach out and take all tho
change mat we make
And we are the comedies nov
We can don evening clothes and take
In an tHs shows
But the hRyseed. have got US All
beat
We may have city ways. but the
-uhes Rnf the Jays
Have always Ko' something 20 eat
The Detroit times., 1916-12-06
Teaching America Economy

a, least one great benefit has
teen derived by Americans from
the war and its accompanying
hadow o' high prices in this coun
try Food IL high enough. but fuel
il frightful
prominent Omaha citizen was
walking down Farnam-st recently
In an uncertain way. holding a hand
kerchief 10 his 'ace a friend &C
,osted him. and demanded 10 know
what the trouble might be
i've something In my eye" eX
claimed tho suF red And n hurts
like the dickens"
why don't ycu stop into This
,lrug store and have the clerk take
q out? ," snorted his friend
I'm afraid 10" sighed the man
with the red eyc. "It might be a
riece Of coal"
This is thriff such as America
reyer knew before.-Omsha World
Herald
The Detroit times., 1916-12-06
GET UP WITH SMILE
BY r. AODlNGToN sRUcL
2iedIs =. "Psychoogy Parrntnood etc

Iea tei me things have 1a. .e O.
z7us weu v.-h y0g la-ely-that you
4-- nervous. easily tired. easily rr.
r7ted Tor have beer to the doctor
suf be- has found nothing orga.ically
ar0ag with yog tia has NOT even
faar4 it necessary 20 modify your
diet.
You Yourself feel thar The trouble
ls u0rc us0sl than phys.raj Yoa
are worried oy business conditions
L- Asa co-t ~ living weighs OF
our mind. YOU dread the pos tman'
,r.re
Ard vog appreciate THAT worry
atI, rot mend matters FOR you. But
what are sou t9 do2
u you could only afford 20 get
away from everything 'or a while
yo1 FL -asr you would 5e all right
again Bs you cannot leave your
aork
WE'LL Fly friend. there ia one
ching -aa you can DC, ar Fo4r oUu
home thar NAV avert the nervous
breakdown you fear IS coming r. IS
very simple Thing
Get 1p ai-E a smile every morn.
ing
Wfst" hear YOU say .1credu-
ios.g "Ge ur wl'h smile When
~., ID. -~.h.-.- ,-
The Detroit times., 1916-12-06

In the peaceful Gu.eruGe of summer evening
a red-tacec cook pu- ter heed cor az the ct0v
OK suburban house AMI shouted. "T1.-ge-
Police al the tup ~ ner ilrgs
The nelshbors Jeff their houses ami rer-u r.
Ing policeman came W l1e steps ot aa arut ol-
posite and commenced q search fog L1l Uaral.
Gers
Bgt not a soul could PIE dnd Everything iu
the house wss in app'ere crd~, ana at.er
looking about for some rire b. I-f ID d ag...t
Martha, Vhy ia tae world lt gol give trar
false alarm p" her mistress asked her aft--aard
TO have nav revenge on tse policeman.
ma am. Martha canditly coct--srG .Tae braf-.-
thrown me over for Ghe cooa across tta was
ard be was just SITTING down 10 supper there
when ! called our Police. and made lf4 rua
Now the grub wilt b. cold ard I fGaa lrau
earth that. makes Rober' WISH 1s..ef dead. t-
cold rabbit pie
The Detroit times., 1916-12-06

than sou now teel For thar pu-
pose. practise smiling.
rsreriallv n-ar-lss smiling th.
first thing In tsa mo-rlnr Don
lot vour.slf start t-e ia. iooare
.as
~ -. .,-,...s .-4
-, w. w.. -. ...-.
a.. -, ...- -..-.
'' '''
jump iilVo some ''o l-'s a' t'','''
~ p".s!'ie' 80 3" you. ''oA .'s- .''
anu slH'-' so-''si' q" .' '''
'hss ass. a. may sr'." a- 3.
The Detroit times., 1916-12-06
II Speaks Better For
The Woman Than 1t Does
For Civilization

40 ono seems io realize ''af
ha'' a.rf Ht' @AoA
1maa % class ai women -
Thought i- given excepting N.h we +
'>s.'
no enc Seem, ia '
)
a'-o U". a"r .'
Pr ms 'tff.I. rF.' ''- F"
ai."- .a 'A,s-- a. -.f
Ncr does 8. aat.er ta .a. .-.. .v
KINDNESS u.s. shown fer Phase g.-s-c,.
aarp.4 poa b ta- ssNt.
This raat -rm ae
mu.. oarar- a-l ~. ".e
crown -h,.- arr-rtr f.r hE .r-
"a >r 1.e
.AF. l.'
''-'
-
Ertr.-a vs- ...o.r. ts- -
ness r
H-. -
st.E
The Detroit times., 1916-12-06
The Daily Reminder
roDAl's ANNIvERsARIEs.

hNHNh y Wv
t76S- FIRST court held ia Illinois
opened a. Fort Chartres
ISIS Don Juan frim famous Span
ish soldier and virtual dictator of
spain after the overthrow OF queen
Isabel born IN Catalonia Assassin
lSst-James buchanan was elected
United states senator from rennsyl-
iS5t china issued an imperial
9dict prohibiting all trade with Great
ls+i Lieut. lacoe Elliott. one ~
the last surviving veterans of the
s"tr" ~ lexington. died AT chester,
is's indeclsl.e hattie az San Pas-
cual between the McNlcans and thr
Americans under Gen keArney. WHO
was twice wounded
1857 hrush force under SIR Colin
'ampbeV defeated the rebels AT
1855 charles Robinson Repubu-
can. Was chosen governor ~ Kansas
az an election held under the Wy am
1850 William Edmond Armi,sxe
Was con~rcrated Protestant Episcopal
bishop - Wlsconsin
ihN- Anthony Trollope. celebrated
English novelist died Born Aprli -
1854 st-Cap.,on. % IN. washington
monument placed
lsS9--JeTerson Davis. ex- president
- the Confederate states % America
died in New orleans Born IN chris
ue7 county Ky June g. iSos
lsQA French senate passed a bill
state
ONE NEAR AGO TODAY IN THE
WAR
Bulgarian made violent assault on
French kept 40 Intense artillery
fire from Iocs to ArKouu~
KinE Constantine declared Greece
would remain neutral 60 avoid tHe
President Wilson sen- note 90 Aus
tt'a derandinS dtsavoWal of the An
coma sinking
roDtN's BIRrHpANs
General August Won Ma SeHseu.
EHmRnla born In SaNouN, tt years
aEe today
uharles : Thomas United ststes
senator s-,u Colorado horn Al par
Ten. "a 8 years aEo today
AtIev Porerens Recently re-el~cted
United states senator from ohIH. born
IN Holmes county. O. - years ago
today
Eca~ stn'rn Victor Piu.. comnan-
der - the fRtt'eshtp TsShs born n
Richmond COUNTY \ a.. SO YEARS sGo
apt " ~ O. PuUa-d. comr,an-
Der - th~ bRttleshlp Arkansas. born
rr Te-DsNtt ttanfa SO wears sEr toaRy.
Fdvsrt IT soth.rn. ons - mo f'r~.
. WtNNt a. foFA or nc american NiNs
horn 'n New Orleans s" wears ago
TO-DAY
Howard Elliott president - IRE
$ew YORK Sew Haven h iiNrffor1
railroad born In Sew York city fS
wears AK today
DICK r Morgan. reprssentstite fri
rnuKrrss - tne Eighfh oklahoma DIS
trict born in NiEo county. Iud. t2
years Rgo today
william * Hart celebrated photo
play actor and dtrNcfor. born ~ Nrw-
burg ~ s 80 wears REn foJav
Albert R~'x~i inreiAer - ft~ -
Louis National league baseball team
born a. CeIlnA Ohio. 2. years ago ta-
day
The Detroit times., 1916-12-06
from Another Point OF NeD
b. C. T. S

"Orer dow. ,,-,.I,'f g., N-,-,. vi 90
-. - az
~O4 H4tis ~ 4ryoi~ tiyil t-lt Doa+u yi
ned!Jn OF tnat city, resulted lu the dealt
Jf 8l5.l9 .ll3ll2.lll germs. Wonder
tIf Bill \ve were back. ri h.. .r0r.d com.
.idat THAT .,,1v,,y #. NO..
KISSING III the movies Ir Penn -rr '.-rr j.
has been limited Dy la~ 70 eight feet,
SAID feet 10 be recognized, ot course. ~
the oscul eight.
There are reported % be 800 telephone
We presume they are too busy there.
however, % listen on the party lines
However. that Denver decision that
pocket would seem ~ -ate been some
Ig-hat GENERALLY, arfirfratad
.ate ~ - .-.a.'.. -. . .,.-
'',',- az = -. 80 .'-~ "
The Detroit times., 1916-12-06

grains. cement. limestone ard sand
cuts fae delicate Innings o. 'he Iose.
fhr3a. and bronchial tl1es and hs
e.r .1.o the system aii trds ~
cis'7 germs floating thrg tho air
f1.po ore such as lead arsenic.
mercury arass. anthrax shaga~.
wood alcohol banana oil a1lur
surour and other dyes are carried
av food eaten from hand. dirty WITH
these sn'.ons.
D. tua-ong such as arE'ue or
and sa picric acid. carbolIr acid
and oHer ahemicals cause disease
aud tiHa BY Dcing absorbed thru
,a. skim
seres lowers thc power 10
rar readily sooner or later r
make ts worker unfit Ter hU 'ob
fti means loss Of job Then comes
Uo.Jfy sickness. dependency "a
lsng dea'b.
The Detroit times., 1916-12-06

hre'fi-E place r9 poison ttr WORKER
WfH fr nof hI ,1 carry on h.s
task
Iha aeu a small pay envelope
~ often means Tho Joss of a lob cn
Iu-t present iu near rve-
hId ~ cork B from cotton
wool far GAS, hair. juno. aab..ioe
feaher lgsthoi. wood rubber. talc
toncco and minerals 6rea,ued into
'h' mrE rausr- ca'arrh bronchitis
and consumpfl0n
11s' from glass -1ai. -terI gran
''r rarh.r ica Hrt baa. rsI1
no.a. Eei'. IVORY ms,ai frg emery.
pumce. enamel broom sn4 stray.
The Detroit times., 1916-12-06
Roosevelt and La Toilette


~t. -..-t.-.-e ,,ng,... d,s.
-.r 49,
..... -, ,es ,-..,
-.. r-.- .----.s. one
.i.,s 81 ,h. vetro-
.....- -. .r,.
, ..~.4.
l '"'"--
.r '.Ha -r very different frUm
.... ..-.r ... ...,....,..,., ...a..spa.
80 ''4-1
'h" a "eeE ot n's stimPins
3, aa'tr" i'} aAa 'mphN' ,
'-..5 ir.--. d iHe "'efd ruin OK
'af r'i 3 ,te' 'r president
Irsr rat.naI n.-ar ana his IudiEna-
t.~ e,- .s. national shame All
t.alarar brought ,.poa us by the
The Detroit times., 1916-12-06

n E Please toll me roo ymp.
fomv ~ HJrreIlosis
Loss ~ weight failing appetite.
Weakness. slight hemorrhage-
The Detroit times., 1916-12-06

II demands immediate attention and
the president should, and probably Mil,
be heard from Immediately
The Detroit times., 1916-12-06

pr. don't WILSON is to receive Tho
Ohio Corn Bows and Girls a. the
White House today
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1916-12-10
Owls TO VOTE BONDS
FOR NEW HIGH SCHOOL

,s.xo,A, esasssroHpHnes TO MORNING JOURNAL
Clovis. N. NJ, Dec. 9.-Members OF
the new Home and school Assocla-
ton" yesterday afternoon heard plans
for the new high school builolns'
which will be made possible oy tle
bonds for $50. 600 to be voted at the
December 10 election,
The program given, beside the
opening address of the president MIS-
R. S. Martin, featured a talk on ''Ihe
New Buhding From civic stand
point" by Or. A. l.. Dillon, president
Of the board, and presentation OF
plans for the new building by A. T.
seder principal of the high school
A picture of proposed building Tor
the Clovis high school was shown as
we'll as the various floor plans Tor lhe
same building. 1t was proved that
building which is thoroughly modern
in every way and adequate to he
needs of Clovis FOR high school WORN
can be built for the sum called loi
in The bond election. Ii is hoped tha'
the proposed new building will be
reality and ready for occupancy "heh
school opens next September
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1916-12-10
RIPLEY WILL BE.
HERE TODAY ON
HIS WAY WEST
Officials of Coast Lines Here.
to Meet President and AC-
company Him en- Route to|
Pasadena,

E, p. Ripley, president of the San
tn re system, viii reach Albuquer-
Que today on his way to his winter
home at Pasadena Cal. President
Ripley makes this westward trip
yearly in the late fall or curly winter
transferring his headquarters from
Chicago ia the milder climate of Cali
furnia,
President Ripley's stop here will he
short. ais far as was known last night
lie probably will not stay longer than
an hour. The time of his arrival or
of his departure was not announced,
however.
Coast Lines officials will meet Mr.
Ripley here ana accompany him west
ward General Manager Arthur G.
Wells, of Los Angeles; General Super
ntendent l. L. tibbard, Of Los An
polcs and Division superintendent K.
II, futile, of WinsloW, Ariz,, came
here last night to meet Mr.. Ripley and
accompany him upon his departure
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1916-12-10
RUSSIA ASKED
SEND SUPPLIES
To PRISONE RS
Food and Clothing, Valued at
About 81 100000, Intend
ed for Germans, Held UP
at Tien TSin,

Washington, Dec. Ambassadors
Francis at Petrograd has been in
structed to make further representa-
tions to the Russian government re-
garding the delivery Of supplies
bought for German prisoners in Rus
STA and held at Tien Tsin, China, for
several months.
The supplies were purchased from
a fund of about S1,000,000, of which
100000 was contributed by the Aus
trian and German governments and
the remainder raised by private char
ity. They consist mostly OF shoes and
clothing to protect the prisoners
against the severe Russian winters.
About $4,000 worth Of food also Is
included
Detention of the shipment has been
credited to the fact that the siberian
railroad is working to capacity trans
porting munitions from Japan, The
United States, representing German
interests in Russia, has once before
asked that the supplies be forwarded,
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1916-12-10
SANTA f WILL
GIVE $4,000 To
EMPLOYEES HERE
Greater Part of This Amount
VIII Go to Workmen at
Shops This Sum Is Part Of
Railways S2,750,000 Gift

The Santa Fe railway will give EN-
nloves here annroximately $4,000 in
,,.,.ist,,,,.,. ,.r,sorts This sum ia part
'i nv 80 zroono sot anart recently
Of me ,%z,L2VtvV9 tarl ~ The rail-
by me n9aru OF , G,.e. omong emnIoves
way TOT o's'lt'u1i0' pi qi, announce
eS ns ~. e. oanta Fn,s eift TO en-
,ia,,os mo-, r,adc nuhIlc here by the
Ploye' ~ "'d aa ,,''' ,aool This announce
aan'a 5 a. ,eS t wg% fbe amount to
mem al tt. 4o5 5I'el , ~ giving
ne als{Ilo4 t, III no always gift.
on'g "a I aoo eo'a' - ~
", - oV,guV, pt,.,o,gs announcement
Ffesluehl Nip'eS Ut an,rioves
however 49,, ono SUI Those who have
Woulu P .ta o.1aio,, - The company at
ne"n ~ ,,a ~" vo e,p and VINO are not paid
rus '5'.5 ~ 60 aontract schedules will
oot =, o'ns W 49, nf their .vears wages,
Bet ~ per en- -, ~ 40 NOT exceed
pg9 sno ,, t,.e.' "'s''
F-, nv oroator mart of the $4,000
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1916-12-10
VIOLATED SECTION
rs. CHARGE AGAINST
TWO AUTO DRIVERS

Violation of Section % of the traf-
fic ordnance which has been broken
more frequently than any other sec
ton was the charge against two auto
mobile drivers who faced Police judge
w w. Mcclellan yesterday, Ray
Worhngton and John George were
charged with driving past street car
that had stopped to take on or dts
charge passengers Judge Mcclellan
gave each ten days and suspended
sentence.
This section applies to wagons and
other horse drawn vehicles as well as
automobiles. Lorenzo O'Bannon, who
drove wagon past "A trolley car that
had stopped to take ON or discharge
passengers according TO Parolman
Charles Mainz. also appeared before
Judge Mcclellan. The Judge gave him
the same sentence that he gave the
automobile drivers and likewise sus-
pended sentence.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1916-12-10
VARSITY COMEDY
HAS A PLOT AND
Is COPYRIGHTED

People out on the campus have
made discovery "Go Ask Willie
the "drammcr to be given December
i5 at the CRYSTAL theater has plot.
Manager Floyd Ice found 1t, quite
accidentally, and for fear that some
ono else may stumble over it the play
has been copyrighted AS explained
by member of the chorus, II goes
something like this,
Well there's a guy named WINE
that's in love with doll but he's
bashful and doesn't know how to tel
her SO. And there's a great b'g lnlun
chief that gets crazy about this here
l.iy and wants to ts"e her .hogo TO
be queen of the teepee. And there
arc lots Of exciting situations. hut
this Willie. he's got some head, he
has, and whenever any one gets INTO
difficulties they say Go Ask Wtllte,'
ana that's how the play gets its name,
oh. sure, Willie rescues the dame and
marries here before the curtain goes
down. It's a regular plot
Rehears1ls for the east ana chorus
of the play are being held every day
on the campus under the direction of
Joe Scott who Is rapidly whipping
the play into shape.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1916-12-10
Select Naval laboratory Site.

New York, Dee. 9.-Selection of q
site to be recommended to Secretary
OF the Navy Daniels for the erection
Of $1,000, zoe naval consulting board
research laboratory. was made here
today after several hours discussion
of the board. 1t was announced that
the place chosen would not be made
public but that it would be referred
to Secretary Daniels for announce
ment by him upon his approval.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1916-12-10

small girl. and she called the central
fire company Firemcn found no fire
when they reached the place.
r.. w. Malone was given a sixty day
sentence by Police Judge Mcclellan
yesterday. Malone had possession OF
a watch belonging to an old man!
when Pdrolmau Pablo l.ujan arrested
him Friday afternoon The old man $
watch was taken from him as ne
dozed In a First street saloon.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1916-12-10
INFORMATION WILL
BE FILED AGAINST
TWO YOUNG COUPLES

Mr. and Mrs. Henry Bellroz and MI
ana Mrs. nnes Corgal pleaded Golity
Yesterday before Justice MtClellah 10
the charge of stealing Frank George
AUTOMOBILES. They were held lot a. M
Grand jury under $1,000 bonds, me
couples were arrested last week az
Holbrook, Ariz. -,
Under Sheriff DICK Lewis said al,
information probably would De llleu
thia week in the district court cIla'B
ing the two couples with larceny ~
the automobile, They nave eHpIe 's''.,,
their wish TO plead guilty ana thIoW
themselves on the mercy OIL the ev ,'. 4
They will have an opportunity 10 p'o"'
on the information.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1916-12-10
SOUTHERN CALIFORNIA
GIVES ARIZONA BEATING
tsv MORNING louesAl spselAl tsAoso wlRsl

Phoenix. Ariz, Dee. 9.-Evenly
matched in plunging Arizona and
Southern California fought long and
littorlv here this afternoon until su-
perior handling of the bah gave the
.v's,fors am edge, and they began util-
ling their splendid scoring machine,
winning 20 to Z. Acting Captain
Huyck, of California, was consistent
star at carrying and tackline, and MS
punts and forward passes gained
ground continually ArlZonas score
came after dribbling KICKOFF, when
they recovered, and beautiful toi-
ward pass,