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The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1916-11-21
DADDY'S EVENING
[.l.E4IRI TALE
/, MARY GRAHAM B0HNER
WELCOME. TIE DOG.

vi .re va. mae an Old nld Lady
vlo}feial alonc said Daddy yH@
ogs Companion was big Dog whose
naau .ua- Pred.
E4eeg Flo-nins every Afternoon
sad o0s lsemns Fred and the OLD
I,h would take a Walk. Fred was
aanus a old for q Dog as his Mis.
tre.s Vas for an Old Lady 50 they
both liked to Walk slowly and take
their time.
"Ba one day Fred got Sick. Oh. he
ea, suen Suck poggie. lie could
scarcely Wae hi. Tail when his Mis-
irc.. asked hu hon he was. lie just
.oosea At hcr ont Of his big Eyes anc
uad, queeruIlc sounds IN his Throat
ahia1 in Dog Language meant Don't
4arr4 kind Mistress. II mikes me Sad
lo see yon so Unhappy.
oBut Fred only grew worse and
worse. The Dog Doctor came, and he
.aid Fred wa. Dying Of old age. Poor
Faithful Fred, How be did hate to
leave his Mistress. He seemed to know
how much She would miss Him.
"a wecl, passed by and at the end Of
loue night when Fred had dozed of
aad Oh with his Head in his Mistress
Lap. bis Breathing stopped, And over
l.
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1916-11-21
All Took Walks Together.


big Dog he looked very much like
Fred but he was young and he Jumped
and Bounded.
"Seratch Scratch went his Paws
Dn the Door and me old Lady slowly
got up and lcr him in.
"Whai DoggIe are you? She asked.
"'rhe Dog looked her for mo-
nenf Jumped abor then Licked
hcr Hand, a- if 10 am yours, il
+ you viii have me-
"Shc brought him some MIX to
/ Drink and gave him a Bone. While
he WIS Playing with bis Bone, she put
pa tier Bouaot ana SAaM.
The Dog looked up and Whlned. He
lid moi want 10 he left alone.
"come with me- said the old Lady
But you mustn't 20 too fast
'And along the Village street they
Fcni iho Dog going of on short Runs
7ut always coming back TO Join his
no" Mistress
Prom House to House from store
% Store thcy went and the old Lady'S
question WAS always the same DO you
SNOW FROM Wher" this Dog cameT
And always She got the same An.
"'f' we nave never seen the Dog be-
l"F'' hui me- LOOKS ilNe Fred Maybe
Nr y oneoi lfcdS Gfandchlldren-you
'aa helteI Keep hlln
N'a now hopp| each time that
mace .l'' o'u Lady but stiil she wait
~ aii1t size WAS sure Lie Dog did not
'eiols 10 anyone
shall name you Welcome she
''ll lne Dog Tor you We're very
''rl N''co'n' 70 me- | was SO Lonely
Nld several t'nrS fell from the old
aaE $ eyeS-and now they fell from
10Y.
Every Day she took walk with
Welcome lie knew She could not go
quickly and after every Run he would
ake back he would come to her Side
ud Walk along slowly for little time.
'Some time later the old Lady
earned that her Dog had chosen a
aeW eompanlon He was a very little
pog, and unlike Welcome who was
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1916-11-21

Seven mistakes are given rs the
oa tor The dcfeai OF Charles =.
Hughes for president in the current
issue OF the Now YORK. Progressive
ghese tbe Progressive states wer4
the failure o1 c---'apubcaans to nom
iaate Theodore Roosevelt the failure
to nominate a Progressive like John
NJ Parker or Hiram Johnson for vice
pf dent the failure to choose a
live national chairman the failure
select wise and efficient memben
ri the campaign committee from the
Old Guard the mistake Of not roc
ognizing the importance Of the Pro
gresslye vote in the west the failure
OF Nlr Hughes to recognize the Pro
gressiyes in California and the erron-
cous assumption that the farmer vote
would he Republican as usual
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1916-11-21

ed. are steucilled with the words
cold storage In aditio1, the case
must be place in the front part Of the
store in full view Of the customers
ana notices to the effect that cold
storage eggs are sold there pasted IN
the windows and on the walls of the
= -Ar--
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1916-11-21
New Ruling on Eggs.

Hereafter are hen fniit win not bo
sold as fresh laid eggs The bureau OF
Foods and Drugs Of tho department OF
health sent special squad out 'od'y
to inspect cold storage plants and
Iobbera to see that the cases contain
ing these eggs az well as the car
tons and bags In which they are plac-
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1916-11-21
Sad colds from LIttIe sneezes GROW

Bad Colds from Little sneezcs Grow
Many colds that hang on al winter
start with q succze. a snilile q sore
throat t'eht chest You know tie
symntoms of colds and yon know
prompt treatment viii break them up
DR. Kings New Discovery. with It's
soothing antsVpuc balsams has
been breakins up colds and hea'ing
coughs Of yonne and old for Il wears.
pr Kings New Discovery looscps the
nhlcem clems the head, soothes the
irritated membrane and makes breath
ine easter At yonr DRUGGIST soc
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1916-11-21
NKVE'S W.'9faful REhaE INV
ngasr' ST0MACH'a~og'5!I ao'5!I
gyT3 Z 4 z ) Y, ,'I'':. :; y \

Gall Stones, Cancer and Ulcers Of the
Stomach and lntestines, Auto IntoNt
cation. Yellow Jauadiee. Appendicitis
and other fatal ailments result from
stomach Trouble Thousands u.
Stomach Sufferers owe their complota
eeovery to Mayrs Wonderful Remedy
Unlike any other for Stomach Air
ments For sale BY Grays Drug
store. apd druggists everywhere.
.rsA--~.assy.ss l.sf 7v
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1916-11-21

Enthusiasm for better road, is
spreading through ihc state like
wildfire TIE people want the
roads and are willing to pay the
price. Let the county commits
sioners bear this facl in mind
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1916-11-21
When Tommy Found Out.

Small Tommy Mamma. that was
good roast beef we had for diuner
Where did you get it?
Mamma-Why. Tommy, that wasn't
beef. 1t was roast pork.
Small Tommy-Then why didn't Won
tell me beforef You know / don't like
nnrk.
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1916-11-21
HOW TO BE SLIM

Ii YOU are too fat and want
to reduce your weight b or
% pounds. don't starve and
weaken your system, or think
yon must always be laughed
20 to any good druggist and
at on account of your rat but
get a box OF Oil Of Korein
capsules, take one after Zach
meal and one before retiring
at night.
Weigh Yourself once n week
and note what a pleasant and
reliable method this is for re
moving sunerfluoHs fat from
any part of the body
1t costs little. is absolutely
harmless and a weeks triol
should convince anyone that 1t
is unnecessary to be hurdened
with even single pound Of
rnsiehily Tot Lille Drug &
Stationery Co. can supply you
1T. r.- s,s 80 "a. sss sst ss
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1916-11-21

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Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1916-04-05
TEACHERS MEETING SATURDAY
Second One DAY Course Of Study Ar
RANGED For April 8.

The second one-d day course Of study
for teachers of the county has been
arranged by Superintendent G.. E.
Shut for next Saturday at the court
house in this city. Instructions will
be given in history. manual training
and geography, by instructors from
Iowa State Teachers College. Cedar
Falls. Rural teachers will meet in the
west court room and the graded school
teachers in the east court room.
At 10 O'Clock l. H. Hart will in
s,ruct graded teachers in teaching his
tory, and c. H. Bailey will lecture be-
fore the rural teachers on woodwork
and materials suitable for a one-room
school.
At II o'clock a conference on manual
training will be led before graded
teachers by G. H. Bailey, and Z. }
Cable will lecture on geography De-
fore the rural teachers.
At 1880 in the afternoon the graded
teachers will listen 70 a discussion on
the teaching of geography by E. j.
Cable. and the rural teachers Will be
addressed by Mr.. Hart on the sub
iect of teaching history in the seventh
and eighth grades.
At 2:3o E. J. Gable will continue the
discussion OF geography before the
graded teachers and c Fl. Bailey will
give a second talk on wood working
before the rural teachers.
A conference Of the teachers with
the county superintendent will be held
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1916-04-05
MRS. w. n. HAM MOND DEAD.
Old Resident Of City and LeGrand VIC
tim Of Iona Sickness.

Old Reside Mt Of City and leGrand VIC
tim Of Long Sickness.
Mrs. Susan c. Hammond. wife OF
" r. Hammond a veteran aDStractor
and manager Of the Marshall County
Abstract and Loan Company, died at
her home, 100 South Tenth street. at
800 this morning. Death was caused
bv malignant sarcoma. involving first
the bladder and later the stomach Mrs.
Hammond was taken Ill about two
wears ago. and for several weeks her
condition has been very seroius.
Mrs. Hammond's maiden name was
Susan C. VOORHEES,. She was born at
Mt Vernon, o.. June IL, 1851, but mao
lived the last thirtyfive or forty years
Of her life in this city, LeGrand, ana
Carroll She became the wife OF James
Yokom, and to her were born two sons,
Marcina and Charles Yokom, the for
mer of whom lives in Oregon, and the
latter in North Dakota.
In 1881 Mrs. Yokom was married to
w H. Hammond at Carroll. Mr.. and
Mrs. Hammond went to LeGrand to
live for a few years and then came
here, where they have lived for nearly
thirty years. To this ma rriage was born
one son. Walter R., of this city, and a
daughter Belle, who is dead. One sis
ter, Mrs. Belle Gillespie, OF Chicago.
who is in the city, and a brother F. r.
VOORHEES,. of Mason City, also survive
their sister.
The funeral will be held from the
home Friday afternoon at 2:30. Rev. 3.
F. Martin officiating. Burial will be
! in Riverside.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1916-04-05
MRS. HiUDRETH DEAD.
Former Well known Resident Of City
Dies at San Diego, Cal.

Dies at San Diego. Cal.
Word received by n. G.. BrintnaN
tells Of the death at San Diego. Cal.
at O'Clock Saturday night Of Mrs.
Frances s Hildreth. widow Of Wayne
Hlldreth. and former well-known
resident Of Marshalltown. Mrs. HID
reth's death was due to pneumonia.
and followed an Illness Of about ten
days. The end came very suddenly
and at time when the patient APP
peared to be out Of danger.
Mrs. Hildreth was about IS years
ole. and made her home in this city
for about fifteen years prior to about
that many years ago. Her husband
was vice president Of the former Com
mercial State Bank. and died six or
eight years ago at Winthrop. where
the Hildreths went from here. and
where they lived before coming here
Mrs Hidreth was reared by her
fathers brother. Orrin l., Hobart, who
came here to live with his niece and
died here about eighteen years ago.
The old Hildreth home was at 1oe
West Church street.
Mrs Hldreth is survived by foster
son, Carl Hildreth, who lives at San
Diego. A daughter, Lille. who became
Mrs. "Shum" Metcaif. died ten or
twelve years ago. She is survived by
daughter. Mrs. Walter Strong, OF VIM
throp who left for San Diego when
her grandmother became Ill, and Who
is accompanying the body back to
Winthrop for burial.
II is expected that the body will
reach Winthrop tonight and that the
funeral will be held Thursday.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1916-04-05
Simple Way To
End Dandruf

There is one sure way that has never
failed to remove dandruff at once. and
that is to dissolve it. then you destroy
it entirely To do this. just get about
four ounces of plain. common liquid
arvon from any drug store (this Is all
YOU will NEEDY. apply 1t at night when
retiring: use enough to moisten the
scalp and rub it in gently with the fin
ger tips.
BY morning. most II not all. OF your
dandruff will be gone. and three or
four more applications will completely
dissolve and entirely destroy every
s.-,ele sign and trace Of it. no matter
how much dandruff you may have.
You will find all itching and dig
cling of the scalp will stop instantly and
your hair will be fluffy, lustrous, glossy.
silky and soft, and look and feel
hundred Zines better.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1916-04-05
wLcOx-cAMPBHLL WEDDING.
Miss Mabel Campbell Becomes Bride
of Herbert r. Wilcox.

MISS Mabel Campbell becomes oFioe
Of Herbert r. Wilcox.
AT the home of the brides cousin
Mrs. G. w. Darling. North Second
street. at s o'clock Tuesday night
Miss Mabel Claire Campbell was given
in marriage to Herbert Fisk Wilcox, OF
Beckwith. Cal. Rev. B. F.. Martin,
pastor OF the Congregational church
performed the ceremony.
Shortly before the hour for the SER
vice Miss Loa Scheeer played 'Hark,
Hank. the Lark" by List, following
with the wedding march by Mendels-
sohn. The bride was attended by her
sister. Miss Bertha Campbell, as maid
of honor. and the groom by charles
Larson, of Ames Mary and Robert
Merrill were the ribbon stretChers and
little jeanette Walser carried the ring.
The bride wore a pretty gown of white
mirror taffe,a, made en- traine, with an
elaborate bodice Of embroidered tulle
and a tulle veil made coronet style.
and carried a shower bouquet OF lilies
Of the valley and vlolets Her sister
was gowned in pink crepe de chine,
with silver embroidered tulle, and
carried a shower bouquet of pink
sweet peas and violets. During the
ceremony Miss Scheeler played Mem
delssohn's Spring Song" and during
Congratula atoms Loves Dream" by
List. Palms and smilax and large
baskets of pink roses and sweet peas
were used in decorating the home
two-Course supper was served by
Misses Allie Bristol. Meta Schmidt.
Grace EIwald. and Clara Northup.
Mrs. Wilcox Is the youngest daugh-
ter Of David Campbell. three miles
southwest Of the city and has been
teaching in this county since. The
groom is the oldest son Of Mr.. and
Mrs w F. Wilcox, who live in the
same neighborhood as the Campbells:
He is in the employ of the govern
ment forest service and is stationed at
Quincy. Cal.
Mr.. and Mrs. Wilcox left Tuesday
night for Berkwith and will be at
home to their friends after May /.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1916-04-05
MANY BABIES IN CONTEST
Seventeen, Infants Entered Ia contsst
Under Auspices Of City Federation
One More Girl Than 6oy-Result
Of Comparison Of Averages Not
Complete. .-

NompieSe. tx Ngs@
Seventeen babies, between the ages
of months and 2 years, were ex-
hibited by as many proud mothers al
the baby show staged under the aus
pieces of the City Federation Of Won
ems Clubs at Cronkleton hall this fore
noon between and 12. Nine girls and
eight boys were entered.
Results of the contest can not be
determined until the measurements OF
the children have been averaged and
compared with the average measure
ments of 3,44S normal babies compiled
by the Amercal Medical Association.
It is on this standard that the local
tots will be judged.
Six doctors acted as judges this
morning. They were Drs. Edwin Cobb,
d. A. Collision, E. NJ. Singleton, NJ. NJ.
Evans, Pauline Myers Townsend
Hanson. and Cora w. Choate. The
babies were examined on the following
points: Height, weight, circumference
of chest. abdomen, symmetry, quality
of skin, fat and muscles, and bones of
skull spine. chest, limbs and feet.
attention was paid to the
head Here the length, width and cir
were measured, the shape
Of the eye, and the shape and size of
ears, lips and forehead, as well as the
shape and patency of the nose. The
tests were taken on ener-
gy, disposition, facial and ocular ex-
preston. and attention.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1916-04-05

ment Jan. /, 1865. at Indianola, Tex.
He was discharged Sept. 4, 1868. -
Mobile. Ala. Tx a..
Surviving Mr.. Wetmore are three
sons and like number OF daughters.
The children are Arthur c. Wetmore'
of Minot, N. D.: Harry E. and Byron
NJ. Wetmore and Mrs. Grace A. Reed,
Of Laurens: Mrs. Nellie A. Hardy, *
Surrey, N. D.: and Mrs. Alice M. Alien,
of Gilmore, Mont.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1916-04-05
HAS FOOT CRUSHED
Ray Dollarhide Loses Half Of Right
Foot as Result at Accident While
Switching in Great Western Yards
Was at End Of String Of Cars.

Ray Dollarhide. age 81, PHI South
Fourth avenue, a switchman In the
employ Of the Chicago Great Western
railroad. had his right foot so badly
crushed when the wheel Of freight
car passed over 1t that half Of the foot
was amputated Tuesday night. DOL
larhide is the son of G. c. Dollarhide.
yardmaster Of the II. g. st. L.. ana
lives with his parents. He is married.
The accident happened in the east
yards Tuesday afternoon, when Dollar
hide was switching a long string OF
cars. He was at the far end, away
from the engine. and was lifting
coupling pin out when the engine gave
the cars a push, and one wheel passed
over the fore part OF Dollarhide's right
foot He was taken to the Deaconess
hospital. and the foot found so badly
crushed that all the toes and part OF
the arch were taken off. The young
mans condition this morning was sat
isfactory.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1916-04-05
at $3.50. The teachers who attend al
the classes will receive ten credits.
Mrs. Neuroth,s ,Fu neral.

] 4 = g-
Funeral services for Mrs. Chris Neu-
roth were held at o'clock this fore-
noon from st. Mary's church at Haver-
hill, in charge of Rev. ]. A. Dupont.
The pail bearers were II. B. Kopel.
Martin Kunkel. George Heiering, NJ. J.
McGrath, M. L. Krier, Ben Kuhl, Matt
Edel, and b. =. Hanfeldt. Burial was
in the Haverhill cemetery f
Those present from a distance were
William Neuroth, New Hampton; Al
bert Neuroth, St Benedict; Peter
Neuroth,' Beresford, S. D.; Anton and
Nick Neuroth Alton; John, Dell
Rapids. S. D.; Mrs. Frances 1mholt'
Minneota, Mimi, and Mrs. Elizabeth
Imholt, Tama. ..
How About That Spring Suit?
You had better see some of tbs
snappy patterns we are showing. w
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1916-04-05
LAURENs VETERAN DEAD.
George Wetmore Dies at Soldier
Home Of Nephritis.

George Wetmore, a member Of the
soldiers home from Laurens. died a.
500 Tuesday night of chronic nephritis
He was admitted to the home March
Is. 1915. xs
Mr.. Wetmore was native of Penn
syIvania. where he was born Feb. 8.
1916. He enlisted Sept IS, 1851, in
Company *, Eleventh wisconsin
fantry, and veteranized with his regl-
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1916-04-05

title of the five-reel feature shown
Tuesday evening The new machine
which was purchased by the combined
efforts OF the Woman's Relief Corps5of
Iowa, threw the pictures on the screen
very. clearly. Mrs., L. Schrack. of
Parkersburg. department president of
the W. r. c.. was present and gave a
Snort talk to the members of the home.
The state has agreed to furnish one
film a week to the home, and has also
paid for the cost of installing the new
machine in the assembly hall.
,Sheepdogs are free fro mtaX in the
United KINGDOM.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1916-04-05
LOCAL MAakETa.
Prices Paid to Farmers by Marsha'i'
town Merchants. 49,


town Merchants. 49,.
The following prices are quoted oy
Marshalltown dealers for the different
varieties Of farmers provisions, Srain
and produce. Sc -
The Bargain store quotes the follow
ing prices: sE II. -.. ..
Butter-30. r. Ea.-. G5e
Eggs-17. ~ S ..-p-
Benedict Flour and Feed Company
will pay the following prices st their
place of business in this city. subject.
however, to market changes:
Corn-50. r. &-EE e.
OatS-40. s,#E;g,a-a@
Wheat-1.00. r5 $50
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1916-04-05
FIRST MOVIES AT HOME.
Over 400 Veterans at First Perform
ance at Soldiers Home.

Had there been all IS r. o. sign
available for use at the Iowa Soldiers
Home Tuesday night it would surely
have been pressed into service at as
semhly hall, where the first showing
Of the moving pictures provided by the
state was given before over 400 vet
Grams. Every available seat was full
and many stood. Pictures will be
shown from now on every Tuesday afL
ternoon and evening.
The Call Of the North was the
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1916-04-05
MARRIED..
Ra.hford -lPeterson

Bashford -Petorson. \,
yern II. Bashford and Miss MINIS
Peterson. both OF Waterloo, Wero
united in marriage at 1890 this fore
noon by Rev. b. F.Martin In the lat
ters study at the Congregations
church. Mr.. and Mrs Bashford will iiVs
in waterloo, where Mr.. Bashford y
Mrs. Bashford is 9 sister
Of Mrs. Harry Stevens, Of this city.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1916-04-05
Huntinoton Here Tonight.

~ Huntington Here Tonl0ht.
G w. Huntington, of Minneapolis.
vice president and general manager OF
the M. & st. L., who is expected In the
city tonight, will be the guest at an IN
formal smoker to be held at the Mar
shailtown Club.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1916-04-05

q The Australian commonwealth mas
the sweetest tooth Of all the countries
+: the "c-ia !.s annual zper capita
consumption being 109 pounds.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1916-04-05
Auto COMPANY Wins Case.

the lower courts judgment in the case
Of the H. w. ENEMY Auto Company
VS.. J. Neiderhauser, appellant. The
auto company sued OIL an account ZOE
auto repairs and supplies and the price
Of q second handed car bought for
truck. Judgment was obtained ios
$3.50 and the defendant appealed.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1916-04-05

Britain & Co., today quoted the kol-
lowing prices for hogs In wagon ioad
Premium hogs, over 150--9.15.
Hogs, 125 to 1880.
Good packers-8.90.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1916-04-05

out SNAP. style, individually and tns
inst light expression OF the season U
4 suit. Taylor & Petersen. the mons
or smart tailoring, a,s
The citizen-Republican. (Scotland, Bon Homme County, S.D.) 1???-19??, 1916-11-30
Two Ways of "cIeanina up.n

Some years ago a young man from
a small country town, on visiting Gin
cinnati, walked into one of the down
town barber shops to have his hair
cut.
After the barber had clipped for
some time on the young mans head, he
asked him if he hadn't better have his
hal rcleaned up. The young man, after
glancing at the hair on the floor and
thinking the barber was trying to put
n ove on him, said he guessed not
After asking the same question sew
eral times to no avail the barber gave
it up. The young man paid his bill
and went from the shop, laughing to
himself, thinking he wasn't SO green
after all.
Afterward it dawned on him that
the barber wanted only to give him a
shampoo.
The citizen-Republican. (Scotland, Bon Homme County, S.D.) 1???-19??, 1916-11-30
MEAN TRICK HARD TO BEAT
According to Fat Plumber, He Wit
messed Action That Would Seem
to Be the Limit.

II have spotted another 'meanest
man,"
1t was the fat plumber who spoke.
"Who is it this time?" the thin car
penter asked.
UNISON"
"What's Unison been doing?"
"He took me to dinner with him in
a swell hotel the other evening"
"Do you call that mean?"
"No, but listen
II am listening"
"When we had finished he took a
small piece of tinfoil that had COW
cred a little square of cheese
"Uh huh"
placed it on a silver dollar to get
a perfect impression"
"Yes-''
"And then left the impression on
his plate so the waiter would think
he was getting Il fine tip.'-Youngs-
town Telegram.