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Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1916-05-05
GOOD DEMAND FOR FARMERS
Important Message Sent to Boys Who
Are Now Considering Question
of Future Occupations.

The announcement by the director
Of public welfare that the city has a
Job paying $4,000 a year. with a good
home and board thrown in. for which
No qualified apr licant has yet offered
himself. is more significant than 1t is
novel. The untitled place is that Of
manarer of tie citys 2,100-acre farm
at Warrensville. The successful appli-
cant, it is said. need not be a resident
of the city or state. but must be an
able farmer. having an agricultural
college education. practical experience
in farming and business knowledge
qualifying hiL to get results from the
city's large investment.
The persons to whom this state Of
affairs should carry an important
meaning are the boys who are now. or
ought to be. considering the bother
some question of their future occupa-
tions-boys in a position % obtain the
benefit of technical education of some
sort. but Undecided as to what sort
best fits their needs. Though very
good indeed as such things go. an in
come of $4,000 a year with living ex.
penses paid may not seem irresistibly
attractive to ambitious boys. partic-
ularly when coupled with the uncer-
tainties of public employment But
the lesson of the situation is not ed
much that an acceptable place should
go untitled as that there is evidently
q shortage of men qualified to fill it.
The need of scientific farmers to
manage big farms has not gone un.
foreseen. The agricultural colleges of
the country ere filled even now with
shrewd young men learning a profess
sion sure to come into greater and
greater demand. There is room for
more. Young men still debating their
futures should give attention to agri-
cultures possibilities. particularly II
IL 'ir tastes lie in any such direction.
Such callings as the law. medicine or
engineering may be overcrowded, but
there is no likelihood that agricul-
ture will be tor many years. II ever,
/ Private. as well as public. farms of
large size are always bidding for
capable superintendent and 1t may
be taken for granted that the demand
will increase as the financial posi-.
bihties of farm efficiency become
more adequately realized.-Cleveland
Leader.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1916-05-05
HAD AWFUL
| WEAK SPELLS
Suffered So Much Felt She Had b
Have Relief. Says Cardui
Made Her We'll.

Elba, Ala.-Mrs. M. T. May, Of this
place, writes: Il was not especially
strong when I married 80, but after
my marriage, I seemed to get very
much worse. About two months after
I was married, I began to have awful
weak spells. Would have bad spells
of headache, simply felt bad all the
time, could hardly do a thing.
suffered SO much pain in my left side
and had the swimming of the head and
congestion and heartburn very bad. In
fact l suffered so much I thought I
would die. kept getting worse and
felt / must have some relief. had
some pain and difficulty in walking.
"Mr. @, who ran a store in
-, recommended that I take Car.
dui,' and my husband bought me bot
tie, which did me SO much good that
he bought me another, and after the
use Of three or four bottles was well:
was up doing my work after the use Of
the first bottle. It's the finest tonic I
know of. got into better health than
I had been since my marriage. I adj
wise all women. who have weak
spells. ., to take it."
The thousands Of letters, which
come to US every year, like the above.
certainly are proof of the merit OF
Cardui, the woman's tonic.
For sale by all druggists.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1916-05-05
THICK, GLOSSY HAIR
FREE FROM DANDRUFF
Girls! 6eautify Your Hair! Make u
Soft, Fluffy and Luxuriant-Try
the Moist Cloth.

Try as you will, after an application
OF Danderine, you cannot find a single
trace of dandruff or falling hair and
your scalp will not itch. but what will
please you most, will be after few
weeks use, when you see new hair,
fine and downy at first-yes-but real
ly new hair-growing all over the
scalp.
A little Danderine Immediately dou-
bles the beauty of your hair. No differ
ence how dull, faded, brittle and
scraggy, Just moisten a cloth with
Danderine and carefully draw 1t
through your hair, taking one small
strand at a time. The effect Is i'm
mediate and amazing-your hair will
be light, fluffy and wavy, and have an
appearance of abundance; an incom-
parable luster, softness and luxuri-
ance, the beauty and simmer of true
hair health.
Get Is cent bottle of Knowlton's
Danderine from any store and prove
that your hair is as pretty and soft
as any-that 1t has been neglected or
injured by careless treatment-that's
al. Adv.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1916-05-05
SIMPLE RULES FOR FIGURES
Remembering These, One May Always
Be Sure az to the DivisibiIity
Of Numbers.

It is often convenient to know
whether a given number is Invisible
by another without going through the
usual process Of division. Almost ev-
eryone knows that, however large q
number may be, 1t is Invisible by 5
II the last digit is or 0. The follow
ing gives the rule for some other num-
bers:
A number is Invisible by when the
last digit is Invisible by Q; by three
when the sun of the digits Is divisible
by 3; by 4 when the number repre-
scented by the last two digits is divis-
ible by 4; by when the number ends
in 5 or 0; by when it is diyisible by
2 and also by 8; by s when the num-
Der represented by the lest three dig
its is divisible by 8; by when the
sum of the digits is Invisible by 9.
For example: The number LIPS is
divisible ny 2. because its last digit. s,
is divisible by 2; by 4, because 2S is
divisible by 4, and by s, because 1928
is Invisible by 8. It Is also Invisible
by and by 9, for the sum Of its digits
total IS, a number divisible by 8 and
by 9. Since 1t is divisible by Q and
by 8. II is also Invisible by 6.
To find whether = number IS divis
ible by Z. you must go through the
usual process of division.-Youth's
Companion.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1916-05-05
Farmers Educational
m and Operative
iii Union of America

Feed wasters-cold stables.
The less birds the more bugs.
Read and preserve farm papers.
Theory is the pioneer of practice.
The weed gone to seed is an evil
indeed.
There is one good mortgage-the
paid one.
Rust ruins more farm tools and i'm
plements than work.
A crouch and bad health nearly al.
ways travel together.
Most unconfirmed rumors are start.
ed by confirmed liars.
Red clover and the hog seem to be
made for each other.
A kicker. no matter whether he is
q mule or a man, is always unpopular
1t is only the unfair and jealous
man who calls friendly rivalry in bust
ness-fghting.
The farmer who thinks straight
never plows crooked burrows nor zig
gag lines of fence.
It's the wrong kind of boost when
old opinions formed before we knew
come home to roost.
A stitch in time may save nine. but
unless we keep on stitching. the rent
will continue to grow.
The greatest cause for the discon
tent Of farm boys can usually be
traced to the old folks.
Many a misguided farm boy who
goes out for wool in the city come:
home shorn to the skin.
A man with an accusing conscience
often goes to church but he does moi
find 1t good place to sleep.
A man with a crouch is like a dof
who has been fighting skunks-every
body gives him a wide berth.
Magazines. papers. books and bull
letins may be studied to advantage. a.
preparation for next seasons activi
ties.
II some folks could see themselve!
as others see them. they would never
have any more use for the looking
glass.
A man may worry until he becomes
heartsick and yet he cannot cause ,
ray of sunshine to break through tn,
clouds nor a drop of rain to fall upoI
his thirsty crops.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1916-05-05
BEST farmer IN COMMUNITY
Good Results Cannot Be Secured Out
Of Cooperation Scheme Unless
Everybody Works Together.

Every wide-awake. enterprising,
reading farmer helps every other en-
terprising. wide-awake farmer in the
community, and the more there are of
them in the neighborhood the better
it is for everybody
You can't get good work out of any
team If half the mules pull and half
don't. So you can't get good results
out of any scheme of cooperation in
your neighborhood IL half of the farm
ers are walked up and pulling together
and the other half are not. And the
best way to get them walked up is to
get them to reading.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1916-05-05
PLAN OF GETTING TOGETHER
Farmer Must Push Aside oreen.Eyed
Monster Of Jeaiousy-ee lmper-
sonal In Choosing Leaders.

Did you ever stop to think Of what
a public-spirited man has to contend
with in building up community? Gen.
orally he meets with sneers and gibes.
his purpose is questioned. Interior mo-
tives are attributed to him. Usually
these men are like Joseph, "dr samers
of Dreams" looking down the vista of
the future. foreseeing the grandeur
of the things to be. They must be
made Of stern stuff and their only re-
ward is such as is common to ALL This
country needs such men today. They
are to be found among us. SO let us
hunt them out and develop them. The
banker, the merchant and big business
man find little difficulty in fighting
their battles collectively. These men
may be bitter personal enemies. bpt
you find them fighting shoulder to
shoulder when their business interests
are involved even in a small measure.
The farmer must do the same. Push
aside the green-eyed monster. Jeal.
ousy, and get together, writes Perley
B. Gates in Denver Field and Farm.
LIE. your slogan be lone for all and
all for one"
In selecting leaders be impersonal.
Do not name Neighbor Jones as one
of your leaders because he is a good
fellow and you wish to pay him a
compliment. Bear in mind. that It is
not always the fellow who kisses the
babies and slaps you most heartily
on the back that is best suited for the
work you desire done. We want to
make of this country what its God
given qualities entitle It to be-a
happy. prosperous farming communi-
ty. Then. without fear or favor. Sc
lect leaders who are best adapted to
the bringing about of that end. A
little over year ago some OF US got
together and started what is called
the Farmers Improvement Associa-
ton of Montezuma County. The pur-
pose wa to advance the interests Of
the farmers. We are political. but
nonpartisan. we take no blood-curdling
oaths, we bind ourselves to nothing
but the upbuilding of the community.
II brings us together more frequently.
There are many ways in which such
an organization can be If assistance.
Our national and state governments
spend millions of dollars annually in
aiding the farmers. How much of
these vast sums benefit us? There
are many problems confronting US.
Shall we not act together in solving
them? We should have local commit
tees in every part of the country
through which communication may be
hal with a central committee. the
head of which may be easily reached.
Lei I be known that we are standing
behind our committee and we will be
amazed to see how much more we are
respe cted acting collectively rather
than individually. Our achievements
will depend in a large measure on the
men we select as leaders. but our
Judgment of men would have to be
very poor indeed in order that our eff.
forts prove wholly barren.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1916-05-05
BUSINESS SUCCESS OF CROP
Il Must Be Disposed Of as Efficiently
az Grown-Teamwork Always
Pays Best Prices.

1t is not enough to grow good crop,
or even to grow a good crop at low
cost. To make big crop a business
success. it must be disposed Of as
efficiently as 1t is grown-must be so
graded and packed as to meet market
standards and so marketed as to bring
the farmer the highest current price
The farmer who is too suspicious to
get together with his neighbors in or
der to do comparatively what no one
can do alone is sure to pay dearly
for his incapacity for teamwork.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1916-05-05
FIERY RED PIMPLES
soothed and Healed by cutIcura Soap
and Ointment. Trial Free.

Smear the affected skin with Cuticura
Ointment on end Of finger. Let 1t re-
main five to ten minutes. Then wash
or with plenty Of Cuticura Soap and
hot water. Dry without irritation.
Nothing like Cuticura for all skin
troubles from infancy to age.
Free sample each by mail with Book.
Address postcard, Cuticura, Dept. l.,
Boston. Sold everywhere.-Adv.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1916-05-05
MORE THAN EVER
Increased Capacity for Work Since
Leaving on Coffee.

Many former coffee drinkers who
have mental work to perform day AZ
ter day, have found better capacity
and greater endurance by using Pos
tum instead of coffee. An Illinois
woman writes:
81 haC drank coffee for about twenty
years. and finally had what the doctor
called coffee heart was nervous and
extremely respondent; had little men
tai or physical strength left; had kid
ney trouble and constipation.
THE first noticeable benefit which
followed the change from coffee to
Postum was the improved action Of
the kidneys and bowels. In two weeks
my heart action was greatly improved
and my nerves steadier.
Then I became less respondent.
and the desire to be active again
showed proof of renewed physical and
mental strength.
II formerly did mental work and had
to give 1t up on account of coffee. but
since using Postum l am doing hard
mental labor with less fatigue" Name
given by Postum Co.. Battle Creek.
Mich.
Postum comes in two forms:
Postum Cereai-the original form
must be well boiled. 15c and 25c pack
ages.
Instant Postum-a soluble powder
dissolves quickly in a cup Of hot wa
ter, and. with cream and sugar. makes
delicious beverage instantly. soc and
Soc tins.
Both forms are equally delicious and
cost about the same per cup.
There's . Reason" for Postum.
sold BY Grocers.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1916-05-05
GAS, DYSPEPSIA
AND INDIGESTION
"Pape's Diapepcin" settles sour,
gassy stomachs in five
minuteS-Time it!

You don't want slow remedy when
your stomach is bad-or an uncertain
one-or a harmful one-your stomach
is too valuable; you mustn't injure It
Pape's Diapepsin is noted for it,
speed in giving relief; its harmless
ness; its certain unfailing action In
regulating sick, sour. gassy stomachs.
It's millions of cures in indigestion.
dyspepsia, gastritis and other stomach
trouble has made it famous the world
over.
Keep this perfect stomach doctor In
your home-keep 1t handy-get large
fifty-cent case from any dealer and
then II anyone should eat something
which doesn't agree with them; II
what they eat lays like lead, ferments
and sours and forms gas; causes head
ache, dizziness and nausea; eructa-
lions of acid and undigested food
remember as soon as Pape's Diapepsin
comes in contact with the stomach all
such distress vanishes. Its prompt
ness, certainty and ease in overcomsn0
the worst stomach disorders IL q reve
lation to those who try it.-Adv.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1916-05-05
Horsea and Mulea.

Growing horses and mules may be
fed a liberal ration of corn silage, but
they must have some hay and grain
along with it. A few pounds Of silage
a day is good for work horses too.
but they should not be expected to
eat a lot of it because they need a
more concentrated ration.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1916-05-05
KIDNEYS CLOG UP FROM
EATING TOO MUCH MEAT
Take Tablespoonful Of Salts II Back
Hurts or Bladder Bothers-Meat
Forms Uric Acid.

We are q nation Of meat eaters and
our blood is filled with uric acid, says
q well-known authority, who warns N
to be constantly on guard against kid
ney trouble.
The kidneys do their utmost to free
the blood of this irritating acid. bot
become weak from the overwork:
they get sluggish; the eliminative tis-
sues clog and thus the waste II re-
tanned in the blood to poison the en-
tire system.
When your kidneys ache and feel
like Jumps of lead, and you have sting
ing pains In the back or the urine II
cloudy, full of sediment, or the blad-
der is irritable, obliging you to seek
relief during the night; when you have
severe headaches, nervous and dizzy
spells, sleeplessness, acid stomach or
rheumatism in bad weather, get from
your pharmacist about four ounces Of
Jad Salts; take . tablespoonful In .
glass of water before breakfast each
morning and in q few days your kid
neys will act fine. This famous salts
Is made from the acid of grapes and
lemon Juice, combined with lithia. and
has been used for generations to flush
and stimulate clogged kidneys, to neu-
tralize the acids In urine 30 It IL no
longer q source Of irritation. thus end
ing urinary and bladder disorders.
Jad Salts is inexpensive and cannot
injure; makes q delightful efferves-
cent Whitewater drink. and nobody
can make a mistake by taking little
occasionally to keep the kidneys clean
and active ADV
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1916-05-05
Get Best Results,

When conditions remain UNCHANGED
for long time. farming becomes ap-
proximately what 1t ought to be to get
the best results. provided that prac-
tice which is Immediately the most
profitable does not deplete the soil
fertility.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1916-05-05
Effects Of Dress.

Some say the garb often affects the
character. The woman in white In
clines to play the ingenue."
II suspect there is something In It.
Queen Elizabeth always wore q run"
"Well?"
And had the reputation Of being
something of roughneck."
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1916-05-05
Knew How II Was.

Some Of our cannon are disappear
Ing" remarked. the lieutenant. well,
things will disappear when you have
careless help" responded the lady
who was going over the fort. Il find
that great trouble about keeping
house."
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1916-05-05
To Remove Ink Stains.

AS soon as possible after the article
becomes stained. put 1t to soak IN
sour milk. This removes the stain
without injuring the cloth. After the
ink is all soaked out. wash with warm
water and soap.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1916-05-05
Improvement.

Movie operator1'What shall I do
with this film? There is a tear In It
that cuts right through the hero's
nose?" Clever Manager-"Hh! Just
the thing! Bill 1t as a feature in two
parts"
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1916-05-05
Be q Success.

Why longer experiment? Corn IL
a success. Alfalfa is a success. The
silo is a success. Live stock farming
pays. Why not quit grain gambling
and be q success?
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1916-05-05
Good Profitmakec.

The fall pig generally strikes
good market and If he is pushed right
along by good feed and care may cas-
fly prove a good profitmaker.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1916-05-05
That Awful Office Itch.

We can vaccinate against blackleg.
hog cholera and typhoid fever, but no
one has so far invented a serum that
will immunize US Americans against
office itch.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1916-05-05
Lot of Difference.

Lawyer Ito witness)-"Did You say
that an incompetent man could keep
a hotel as well as anybody" Wit
ness-"No, / said an inn-experienced
man could"
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1916-05-05
Unforuotten,

HAS your wife good memory"
Splendid. We've been married
twenty years. and she's still remind
ing me Of all the promises l made
when we were courting."
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1916-05-05
Masculjne Vanity.

A Wellesley girl has sent out q po-
etc appeal for "a tall Apollo In q full
dress suit" II she gets all the men
who think they could I'LL that bill she
win be mobbed.-NeW Orleans States.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1916-05-05
Too Much to Expect.

All things come to him who waits
you know" he said. yawning. Eyes"
replied his wife; but they don't al.
ways break In and wake him up."-
Boston Transcript
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1916-05-05

II doesn't take the average honey
moon long to get ready for the en-
balmer
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1916-05-05
Brains Count Most.

II does not follow that the farmer,
in order to be prosperous must be a
drudge. Brains count as well as
muscle.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1916-05-05
Farming That Pays.

Diversified farming pays. Try and
have a little cash coming in every
week In the year.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1916-05-05
Watch Cotton ACREAGE,

In the meantime. let every cotton
farmer of the South walk around his
cotton acreage and be sure that 1t has
not panded.-Houston Post.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1916-05-05

Unless a man looks silly when he
tells a woman he loves her, he doesn't
mean it.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1916-05-05

For genuine comfort and lasting pleas
ure use Red Cross Ball Blue on wash day.
All good grocers. Adv.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1916-05-05

Many an actor whose name is on a
billboard is an acrobat when it comes
to jumping boardbills.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1916-05-05
Weeds an Asset.

A rank growth of weeds becomes an
asset when plowed under before they
make seed.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1916-05-05
Best Houses for hoos,

Best HOUSES Tor Hogs.
Hogs need properly ventilated. not
drafty houses. with plenty of dry,
clean straw for bedding.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1916-05-05
When x Fails.

Has she every confidence in her
husband?"
Yes. except when he Is driving the
car with her in it."-Detroit Free
Press.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1916-05-05

The road to success is shy of rapid
transit facilities.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1916-05-05
Silaue for Cattle.

The same acreage devoted to a sill.
age crop will support more cattle than
1t would II devoted to hay or other
roughage.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1916-05-05

People talk of the flowing bowl"
when they know it isn't the bowl that
flows.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1916-05-05
Good Stable Manners,

A horse with good stable manners
has more value than one with no
manners.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1916-05-05

In Local Shipping Circles.
Parker-What IL your friend Omar
doing?
Heiny-Operating a line Of schoonr
ers.
Parker-Between what points?
Heiny-The bar and his mouth.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1916-05-05

People who always say what they
think have but few friends.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1916-05-05

Special at Nine Cents.
do you suppose all these women
on the streets are shoppingr
"Oh. yes, but not necessarily for
spring suits, cosmetics and gewgaws."
"No!'
An enterprising confectioner ad-
vertises a sweeping reduction in nut
sundaes."
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1916-05-05

WoMAN's GROWING GLORY
IL her hair. II yours IL streaked with
ugly. grizzly, gray hairs. use Ia Gre
ole" Hair Dressing and change II n
the natural way. Price $1.00.-Adv.