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The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1916-04-06
Apparently ReconciIed.

Il notice one trend of thought"
What is that?"
Most people have given up trying
to figure the wherefore of the high
cost of living, and are hustling for the
price "-Louisville Courier-Journal.
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1916-04-06
Prospect of Danger.

First Tommy lin the trenchesl :
.'Wot'cher Iookin' so blue abaht- Bill
Second Tommy lest got letter
from the Missus, ter say 'er sister IS
putin up wiv'er and as got the meas
les. II amt arr a 90. il amt wiv me
xoin' 'ome on leave tomorrer. and 4
dangerous trouble like that in the
'ouse- London Opinion
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1916-04-06
All In a TwinkIina.

A lady who had just received an in
teresting bit of news said to her little
daughter, Marjorie, dear, auntie has
a new baby, and now mamma is the
baby's aunt, papa is the baby's uncle
and you are her little cousin"
We'll" said Marjorie, wonderingly
wasn't that arranged quick!"-Bos'
ton Transcript
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1916-04-06
Not Baby's Color.

II was rather surprised when the
doctor told me not to give baby any
blue milk
s'Why-'
"Of course. baby is a brunette. and
blue is not her color. But didn't sup
pose that nusty old doctors knew
about such things Louisville Cour-
ier-Journal.
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1916-04-06
Estimating a Foe.

"That man accuses you of being the
greatest CRATER on earth"
YES" replied Senator Sorghum,
"but he doesn't. mean it. II he be-
lieved was the greatest CRATER on
earth he'd be right with me in every
campaign, trying to get next and make
himself useful Washington Star.
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1916-04-06
Too Smart.

willie-Pa. do you know every
thing7
Pa-Yes, my son. Why do you ask
Willie-Why, / wanted to find out
why it is that the heavy end Of q
match is the light" end
Pa-You go and take a walk, young
man; you are getting too smart
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1916-04-06
Can't Miss EN-

I've invented something in an au-
tomobile horn Its got all the others
backed off the boards
Can it beat those sQuawkers that
make a man jump almost out OF his
boots7
scares EN- so they can't get out Of
ycar way"
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1916-04-06

THAT dog of yours seems fond Of
chasing trains"
Yes"
Il wonder Why
well, he isn't much OF 4 fighter
Trains are about the only things he
gets a chance TO chase ~-LouisyiIle
Courier-JournaL
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1916-04-06
u.r. Hs.I.hy. ssrsns. Bs.atif.I Eye.

oculists and Physicians used Murine Eye
Remedy many years before IL vas offered as a
Domestic Eye Medicine Murine Il S<ill Com
pounded By Our Physicians and guaranteed
By them as = Reliable Relief for Eyes that Need
Care Try Il in your Eyes and In BABY = EEes-
No Smarting-Just Eye Cc1fort- Buy Murine
Of your DruExis--s ccept no Substitute, and Il
interested write for Book OF the Eye Free
Nj RINE EYE REMEDY CO.. CHICAGO
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1916-04-06

Green brags lot about his ances-
tors
Yes They're the only members OF
his family in some time that have
been worth boasting of-"-Detroit
Free Press
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1916-04-06
Not a Youthful Saying.

Mamma-Don't you know that King
Solomon said, Spare the rod and
spoil the child?"
Little Leo-Yes; but he never said
1t until after he got so old his mother
couldn't lick him.-Chicago Daily
News
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1916-04-06
Politics.

Il always like to meet fellow who
came from q farm" remarked Con-
gresham Flubdub-
~Yes2~
Yes You can advise him to go
back to it if he isn't a success. and
congratulate him on leaving il IL he
is---LouisviIle Courier-Journal-
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1916-04-06
A eiveaway.

Mother Cat the partyl-Why did you
allow that young man to kiss youz
Daughter-Why. ma.
Mother-Oh. you needn't why, ma"
One side of his nose is powdered and
one side Of yours isn't-Boston Trans
cript
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1916-04-06
Appropriate Site.

81 see where they have been fight
ing near the site of the Garden of
Eden"
well, why not? Isn't that where
all the trouble started Baltimore
American.
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1916-04-06
Easy

Il suppose you'll soon be planting
your vegetable garden"
Not me- It's too hard work I can
get all the fresh vegetables want
simply by letting my neighbors brag
to me about their success at garden
ing"
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1916-04-06
The Modern Tourist.

did Mr.. Chuggins keep s. notebook
on his travels9"
YES But all he wrote in it was the
number OF hlowouts he had and the
amounts Of the fines he paid Wash
ington Star.
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1916-04-06

Lydia E Pinkham's
Vegetable Com
pound When l was
IS and had the
Oh angs of Life,
. friend recon-
mended it and it
gave me such relief
from my bad feel
ings that i ook
several bottles- /
am now well and
hosIfbv snd r~-o~
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1916-04-06

He-But doesn't my devotion arouse
In you some feeling for met
She-Oh. yes; the sort OF feeling
one takes a tonic for in the spring
Boston Transcript
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1916-04-06

prices were readjusted in line with
existing values, posted offers being 2
to cents higher than that of the pre-
ceding week.
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1916-04-06
Wool Catherine.

Waiter = Haven't you forgotten
something. sir?
Diner-Why. thought l gave you
the customary tip.
Waiter-You did, sir. but you forgot
to eat.-Boston Transcript
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1916-04-06
A Dialect.

THAT man observes all the rules of
grammar, and never uses slang" said
one girl.
YES" replied the other, hasn't he
got the regular Boston dialectl"-
Washington Star.
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1916-04-06

She-Did you let papa win from you
at poker. as I told yOu-
He-Yes. and he said that n dub who
played such a poor game should never
marry his daughter-never--B
Transcript
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1916-04-06
Complete Circle.

Il got an umbrella back the other
day"
How was that%
Il borrowed it from a man who bor-
rowed it from the man who borrowed
1t from me- "-Louisville Courier-Jour-
nal.
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1916-04-06

Aliens Foot-Ease Is certain cure for hot
sweating. caillss and swollen. aching beet sold
BY all Druggists Price 10 Don't accept any
% tSritute- Trial package FkEE- Address
Allen 5 Olnlzted- lie Roy. NY. -
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1916-04-06

The bride is a pleasing young vo-
man. well known in BesrdstoWn's
younger social set. and enjoys the &C
quzintance Of every one who knows
her.-BeGrdstown Illinoian-Star.
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1916-04-06

when we we're first married I al
lowed my wife twenty dollars a week
for household expenses
Yes. and now
she allows me a dollar and q half
a week for lunches and carfare-
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1916-04-06
Then the Eiuht Started.

Il don't see why you are so down
on Jones"
He once tried to rob me Of my rep
utation."
You shouldn't have stopped him"
Boston Transcript
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1916-04-06
Very Much So.

Uncle James did a paradoxical
thing this morning"
What was it?"
He wanted some things from town
In hurry, SO he sent the footman on
horseback Boston American.
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1916-04-06
Very Often.

tx is an unknown quantity. isn't it,
mamma?"
at is to your father when ask him
to give me one Baltimore American
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1916-04-06
Or Buy swordfish.

"Henford is pacifist. isn't he7"
Rabbi Why. he wouldn't let his
wife have cartridge paper on their din
ing room wall Boston Transcript
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1916-04-06
Perhaps

Some people say that our ancestors
were monkeys"
Well" replied Miss Cayenne, may
be some Of our ancestors would say
the same Of u.s. Washington Star.
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1916-04-06

Did Bibbs give his wife her new
car voluntarily"
Il rather think it was a case of auto
suggestion. "-Baltimore American
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1916-04-06

Some. am sorry to say. fall by the
wayside-"
~well, aren't they hitting the trail.'
Baltimore American
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1916-04-06
Always Busy. Too.

Hokus-He has a steady job for the
rest OF his life.
Pokus-Geei What Is he2
Hokus-A professional reformer.-
Judge
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1916-04-06
cascara Bark is Steady In East.

Portland-Cascara bark in the East
is meeting with moderate demand
and prices are steady there, as here
Mail adviees from London say of Cas-
cara: "Firmness is the continued feat
ure of the Market and cur American
friends may spring surprise upon US
little later on. Bright thin 1918
SOS spot New bark is selling at SOS "
These prices are equal to 12s cents for
old and III cents for new at London
The wide range between London and
American prices is due to high freight
rates and scarcity of bark in England
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1916-04-06
ELDERLY WOMEN
SAFEGUARDED


Durand, Wis--"I am the mother of
fourteen children and ! owe my life to
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1916-04-06
Bulk Grain Handling Discussed.

Dayton, Wash = At the tri-county
meeting Of the Farmers Union Of the
counties of Walla Walla, Columbia and
Garfield. the subject Of handling the
grain this year was discussed The
price of sacks is practically prohibit
tive, so it is quite probable that many
grain tanks will be erected prepara-
tory to handling the crop in bulk
The Alaska daily empire., 1916-12-20

Finest pipes for Christmas pres ents at Burford's Corner. Phone s14. d2S.
The Alaska daily empire., 1916-12-20
IN FROM WESTWARD; TAKES
 MANY FOR SOUTH

The steamer Alameda arrived from the Westward last night at 1O:SO o'clock with a cargo of copper ore on board. The Alameda loaded 40 boxes of fresh halibut and 150 tons of concentrates at Juneau before sailing south.
 Among those who left on the AL ameda for the south last night were T. A. Lindhlom. Charles Richard son, William Anderson, Mrs. Lena Mclean, Mrs. Samuel Guyot, Isaac Johnson and wife, William West, Joseph Panther, Mrs. II. George, Miss M. George. T. C. Hallum, Peter Carlson, c. Carlson. H. L. Morris, T. E. o'Brien. T. J. Kreitle, Henry Roden, W. II. Barton, E. N Bren- nen and wife. Wm. J. Mahoney, Charles H. Cosgroye. F. Mooney S. Guyot and W. H. Martin.
The Alaska daily empire., 1916-12-20
GOVERNMENT BARN
 WILL BE CONSTRUCTED

A lease has been made between J. c. Hayes, representing the Alas ka Road Commissioner, and P. k. Bradley, representing the Alaska Juneau Gold Mining Company, whereby the road commission be- come the possessors of 200 feet of water frontage on Gastineau chan mel, near the Standard Oil plant for the erection of stables. ware houses, and storage platforms.
 Work on the new structures is eX- pected to start early in the spring and Lieut.. Mehaffey, of the Com mission, will arrive here shortly to arrange details.
The Alaska daily empire., 1916-12-20

Old papers for sale at The Elm pire office.
The Alaska daily empire., 1916-12-20

1-17tt.
The Alaska daily empire., 1916-12-20
CHRISTMAS CANTATA WILL BE GIVEN BY
 STUDENTS FRIDAY

A Christmas cantata and enter tainment will be given Friday night in Parish hall by the students of St. Ann parochial school. The en- tertainment is most elaborate and on account of the length of the pro- gram the first part will start promptly at 8 o'clock
The Alaska daily empire., 1916-12-20
PRINCESS SOPHIA
 MISSED TIDE AND
 TRIP IS DELAYED

With record breaking shipment of American mail for Juneau and surrounding points, the steamer Princess Sophia arrived from the south this morning at 4:S0 o'clock. The Sophia brought 275 sacks of mail and the Juneau post office force is working overtime to get it distributed.
 The arrivals on the Sophia were B. S. Holbrook, E. V. Daveler and wife, c. R. Arundel, wife and child. The Sophia is due to sail south bound Friday morning. The steam CT sailed north from Wrangell yes terday forenoon at II o'clock but missed the tide in Wrangell Mar rows, which delayed her for six hours.
The Alaska daily empire., 1916-12-20
DOUGLAS COUPLE MARRIED.

Charles Kroesing, of Douglas, and Miss Ermine Lewis. of the same place, were married this morning by U. S. Commissioner John B. Mar shall. The witnesses to the cere- mony were John J. Reagan, assist ant district attorney. and Earl Maud, clerk in the Commissioners office. The young couple will make their future home in Douglas.
The Alaska daily empire., 1916-12-20
GOES TO INSPECT MINE

Harry H. Williams. a well known mining man of this section. left on the Prince Rupert for Seattle. Mir. Williams will go into the British Columbia country to look at some mining properties before returning to Juneau.
The Alaska daily empire., 1916-12-20

Only few days more for you to think Of that Monograph. Remem- Der, We carry the worlds best make Edison. Victor and Columbia. Any of them would make a beautiful gift. On easy terms. Come in and make your selection today.
 JUNEAU MUSIC HOUSE.
The Alaska daily empire., 1916-12-20

Alice M. Jord'ssn, teacher of man. doIln, Guitar, Pick Banjo, Ukulele, and Hawian Steel Guitar. Studio, 5 and Garside Bldg. N1-tf.
The Alaska daily empire., 1916-12-20

Call at Goldsteln's Emporium and get prices on dishes and glassware, We are the most reasonable in towu. --d24.
The Alaska daily empire., 1916-12-20

MccAUL's Safety TITS,
 AUTOMOBILES 1-17-tf. Efficient SERVICE
The Alaska daily empire., 1916-12-20

Something new-california Holly and Redwood wreathes at Winter 6 Ponds. d2Otf.
The Alaska daily empire., 1916-12-20

Potted poinsettas and cycIemen now on sale at Winter 6 Pond. d2Otf
The Alaska daily empire., 1916-12-20

The new butterfly Design of fancy hand painted china now on display at Goldsteins Emporiou, in crockery department. d24
Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1916-06-21
FOUR HUNDRED HEAR GOV. GATES

Fully 400 people were present at the
closing session of the Orleans and Cal
edonia County Christian Endeavor
Union convention held at Greensboro
Sunday afternoon, when Governor
Charles W. Gates delivered a half hour
address on Vermont. He gave a brief
history of the state, told of the noble
achievements Of her sons and daugh-
ters in the past and predicted a great
future If they were prepared in a moral
sense. Fe pointed to the work of vari-
Gus state institutions and told of the
splendid work they were doing to make
honorable men and women. Governor
Gates, himself a Christian Endeavorer
for more than Is years, inspired his
listeners with determination to live
nearer the ideal set for them by the
principles of the organization.
The audience filled the Greensboro
Congregational church to its doors and
even with chairs would not seat all the
people, some listening through open
windows. Following Governor Gates,
Rev. W. E. Baker of Morrisville gave
dience thrilled. He closed with plea
for preparedness
The Sunday forenoon session was
nearly as we'll attended as the after.
noon meeting, there being fully 3OC
persons at this service. Rev. R. P.
Anderson Of Boston, associate editor OF
the Christian Endeavor World, spoke
on 'The Two-fold Promise of Christian
Endeayor." Mr.. Anderson is man
of wide travel and experience and his
straight message for Christian En-.
deavor principles of training and serv'
ice were listened to by his eager hear
ers who must have been inspired tx
return to their own societies and put
into practice the fundamentals OF
Christian En0eavor.
More than 200 people were served a
dinner by the Greensboro people in the
church vestry and in Grange hall ant
certainly the closing mass meeting'
on Sunday were the eliminating events
of one of the most enthusiastic Chris
tian Endeavor conventions this part O.
the state has experienced for severa
years.
/ The convention opened Friday even
ing with devotional exercises and al
address by Rev. w. E. Baker whicl
was full of the enthusiasm this speake
always puts into his efforts and whicl
| in turn is caught up by his hearer
His subject was, "Life, Career or
| Mission.'
On Saturday morning an early morn
ing devotional service was held, led b
Rev. G. A. Adams of Danville and
similar service on Sunday morning wa
led by Rev. G. E. Garvin of Eas
Craftsbury. Those who assisted i
other praise or devotional service
were Rev. L. A. Edwards of Newport
Rev. c. G. Claris of Coventry. e. {
CONTINUED ON PAGE SIX
Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1916-06-21
Methodist Episcopal Church Notes.

REV. I. A. RANNEY, Pastor
You are cordially invited to attend
all services.
Morning worship. 1915,
Sunday school, II o'clock.
Epworth League, 6 o'clock.
Evening service at o'clock.
Turning the Back on God," was
the morning subject. For 900 years
man has been climbing upward until
today he stands upon plane far above
the widest dreams of his fathers. Old
systems have been left behind and new
ones inaugurated. in spite of all the
changes that the world has witnessed,
mains unchanged, and that is human
nature. The so-called modern man
may find his counterpart in the men of
other days. Today men turn their
backs on the church and in doing so
turn it on God. If you are outside the
church is not your influence against it
and God? Then you may be member
of the church, whose uniform has be-
| come so faded that it's original color
can hardly be distinguished. Is God
and his cause uppermost in your mind?
| Are other things more attractive than
the services of Gods house? Where do
you go when all restraints are off?
Honestly answer these questions and
you will be able to tell if your back is
turned against God. History shows
that the nations which have turned
their backs on God are forgotten or
only memory they have gone down
| to ruin and lost their former glory.
The religion Of Jesus Christ shows man
how little he is tells him that he is a
sinner. Men dislike things that make
them appear small in their own eyes.
The Bible is Gods mirror and few Of
US care to gaze upon our own rehec-
tion. All men worship something anc
if not God we build an altar and wor
ship something else. Man has spirit
soul, and not until this comes into
contact with Jesus Christ can mar
really grow.
The subject for the evening talk was
1.-THE Christian PROPOSAL" the tex
being, "Come with US and we will dt
thee good" The spirit of true Chris
tianity is to tell the good news, to d.
others good. The religion of the Bible
is one of promise, where the heather
religions were built on threats. Chris
tianity is pre-eminently a religion
which serves all those who come unde
its influence. It says, "Come with u
and we will do thee good" and the in
vitation is to all nations and peoples.
Don't forget the food sale, held a
the church vestry, Saturday afternoon
June 24th, at p. M. by the Epwort
League. Salads, pies and cakes will
be for sale and your patronage will b
appreciated.
Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1916-06-21
TO RENT
TO RENT-One tenement on Park
street. G. A. Mute, Barton. 24-26
Noted Men Coming to Irasburg Cream
cry Patrons Meeting.

The Jersey Star Creamery associa-
tion at Irasburg will hold creamery
patrons meeting on Saturday, June
24th There will be morning and
afternoon meeting. The morning ses-
sion will begin at TO- 80 a. m., and the
afternoon session at 2 q. 10. The
jersey Star Creamery is cooperating
with the state department of agricul-
ture to secure better market for its
products, and is holding creamery
patrons meetings from time to
time to get the farmers interested in
their creamery and that they may
learn the fundamentals of the cream
cry business and care Of cream on the
farm. The following persons will be the
speakers for the occasion: Hon. e. S.
Brigham, commissioner of agriculture
Mogjns R. Tolstrup. state market
agent; G. W. Fryhofer, Of the dairy
division Of the u. S. department of
agriculture; also o. A. Storvick, U. S.
department Of agriculture. Commits
sioner Brigham is coming to fill the
engagement that from necessity he
had to cancel in the winter. M any
will remember Mr.. Tolstrup for his
witty anG instructive talk which he
gave at the last creamery patrons
meeting Mr. Fryhofer will give some
valuable points both for the creamery
man and the farmer. Mr.. Storvick is {
buttermaker of note from Minnesota
and will undoubtedly have many things
of interest for those who are present
The public is invited to these meetings
Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1916-06-21

Roland French, who works for the
Hood Creamery company here, has
rented L. M. Hubbard's house on
Highland avenue. Mr.. and Mrs.
French and daughter have rooms at E.
E. Flanders's until their goods arrive.
Maynard Foster, son of Mr.. and Mrs.
F. H. Foster of this place and Nor
wich university cadet, was called from
join the Norwich cavalry squadron
which is called by the summons of the
president.
Mrs. w. S. Hibbard, Miss Eva Gil
pin. Mrs. Daisy Baldwin. the Misses
Mildred Larabee, Frances Willard,
Marjorie King and Marjorie Nelson and
Wallace Fl. Gilpin attended the Chris
tian Endeavor convention at Green's
boro Saturday and Sunday
O. w. Caron, Mrs. Nelson Caron,
Mr.. and Mrs. Joseph Paquette, Mr..
.. and Mrs. Judah Brooks, Miss Octavia
Brooks. George Brooks, Mr.. and Mrs.
G.. E. Hamblet and Mr.. and Mrs. E. w.
Barron were in Hardwick Sunday to at
tend the funeral of Mrs. o. j. Pa
quette.
Fl. T. Seaver, master of. Orleans
lodge No. IS F. and A. M, was in
Burlington last week to attend the
grand Masonic meeting. He was
honored by election to high office in the
Order of the High Priesthood and also
in the organization of Royal and Select
Master.
Mrs. Charles A. Chapman, who has
been boarding at the Crystal Lake
House for several weeks, was called to
st. Johnsbury last week by the death
of her husband, which occurred in the
Mercy hospital, Pittsburg, Pa, and
whose body was brought to st. Johns
bury for burial.
Regular meeting of Orient Chapter
No. 13, o. E. S., Friday evening al
7.30. Banquet served at $50. followed
by a reception given to the Crane
Matron and the Past Matrons and Past
Patrons of this Chapter, and it is the
request of the officers that all Past
Matrons and Patrons may be present.
Members of Orleans Lodge No 55
r. Il A. M, are invited to attend the
annual meeting of Golden Rule lodge
on the top of Owls Head Saturday
I Boats have been chartered for the triI
from Newport and the cost of boat ane
|
basket picnic party and the ladies are
invited.
| Miss Mary Hanson, who is teaching
in the Wright district in West Glover
} was given a pleasant surprise at he
r school on June II, the occasion beinG
] her birthday. The pupils of the schoo
gave short entertainment consisting
of music and readings, served dime
and presented their teacher witt
n several gifts, among them a lette
e expressing their appreciation and love
j The occasion was very happy one 70
S all present.
The entire community was saddene
{ Friday evening to learn Of the death O
n Evelyn, little daughter of Mr.. an
e Mrs. Burton Wing. at their home 0
S Church street. Evelyn had been i
d for about two weeks, but her conditio
was not considered critical and sh