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Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1916-10-09
SUN GRINS
(By d. b. HAMILTON
FI,itapll.

Epitaph.
Reneath this stone
Lies Cyrus Clay
Whose flivver ran
Too fast one day.
1t left the road
And bumped a tree
And now poor Cyrus,
Whore is he?
Tread Softly,
Rill-What's pas head tied up for
Sallie--A corn.
Bill-Go on! A corn on his head :?
Sallie-No; On mas foot
New Experience Likely.
Listen, I'll tell you a tale
OF q maiden from over at Yale:
A young Tulsa mister
He up and he kisster
Which caused her to turn very pale
No BARRIERS Need APPLY.
Wanted-Man to do shingling Must
belong to carpenters union.
How sad!
TITS sweet to court
But oh how bitter!
To love girl
And then not glitter.
Put the lid On!
A girl In the own of Joliet
Gricves after her soldier man yet;
Ger the cookstove she leans
Dropping tears In the beans
So much that they cannot be ct
Our Code Message.
Not hing sue coed slike sue cess.
Our Language Lesson.
She looked as cute
As cute could be
around the house
In negligec.
She looked more cute
We're glad to say
The time she wore
Her neg-li-zhay
'1 nevar did talk this short to John,
but I guess he will know my hand
write" said the old lady az she handed
her telegram to the operator.
II you say 1t is near noon time to
my Texas friend. he will pause TO
Wildt yOu ltll MN IL
's dinner time and he will Instantly
quit work and run for the table
The unmarried elderly ladies talk
fest mot at the appointed hour ani
opened service by singing Harvest
Bells No, les. Just Waiting"
Solomon said; THE poor Is hated
even Of his own ncishbor: but tho
rich hath many friends" And we
thought all the time II was because
our chickens got in the other fellows
garden.
why should you grumble7" said
the old lady to the tramp standing In
The rain 'The lightning makes big
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1916-10-09

The unmarried elderly ladies talk
fest mot at the appointed hour and
opened service by singing Harvest
Bells No, l9s. "Just Waiting"
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1916-10-09

II you say II is near noon time to
my Texas friend. he will pause to
think what you mean. Tell him II
's dinner time and he will Instantly
quit work and run for the table
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1916-10-09

Our Language Lesson.
She looked as cute
As cute could be
Around the house
In negligec.
She looked more cute
We're glad to say
The time she wore
Her -li-zhay.
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1916-10-09

Our Code Message.
Not hing sue coed slike sue cess.
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1916-10-09

Solomon said: THE poor ia hated
even Of his own noishbor: but tho
rich hath many friends" And we
thought all the time II was because
our chickens got in the otker fellows
garden.
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1916-10-09

Free advice: Never hit niger on
the head with your fist.
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1916-10-09

Don't criticize the girl in the choir
because her voice sounds like a cross
cut saw athwart a log and q nail in
conflict Herewith. It's a darn cinch
she is doing more of her part for the
church than you are yours
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1916-04-22
RICHMOND BOY
wins DISTRICT
DEBATE HONOR

With an average grading of 94.6 per
cent. Ralph Nicholson, Richmond high
schools representative in the Sixth
district discussion contest, last night,
won the right to represent the district
in the state contest at Bloomington,
May 5. James Briggs, Shelbyville,
with a grade of SIS was given second
rating. Robert L. Mason, Greenfield.
with grade of 81 was the other con-
testant New Castles representative,
Russell Traube, did not speak. Sub
ject of discussion was Municipal Home
Rule"
The contest was held at the high
school auditorium and was attended
by representative gathering of high
school students and patrons, who
voiced their approval of the choice of
the judges Ross F. Lockridge, Miss
Kimmell and Samuel Jackson, all of
indianapolis.
Prof. Null Presides.
Prof. BENJAMIN Null, head Of the
English department of the Richmond
high school and district member of
the state discussion contest committee,
presided ShelbyviIle's representative.
James Briggs, was the first speaker OF
the evening. Nicholson followed
Briggs.
Nicholson. upholding the principle
of home rule presented his facts in
clear, concise manner that Won the
close attention of his audience.
During the intermission which fol-
lowed the completion of the discuss
ions. Prof. Null recited an interesting
withal humorous narrative, entitled
Captain Mike"
Following the announcement of the
winners Mr.. Null presented Ralph
Nicholson with ten dollars in gold,
which, with the honor of representing
the Sixth district at the state meet,
constituted the laurels won by the
Richmond representative.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1916-04-22
CABINET EXPECTS IDEA
OF GERMAN ATTITUDE
BY TUESDAYS SESSION

'@~s WASHINGTON, April 2a.-The cabi-
net meeting next Tuesday probably
will be one of the most important in
the history of the country.
BY that time President Wilson ex-
poets to have advance information an
Germany's reply to his ultimatium on
the submarine question. Ambassador
Gerard has promised to forward as
soon as obtainable line on Germany's
official position.
The president also anticipates a
complete report from General Scott,
chief of staff on the Mexican situation.
On this report will hinge whether the
American expedition is to be with
drawn from Mexico on Carranza's de-
mands.
So certain was the president that
the foreign relations of the country
will have assumed tangible form by
that time, that today he sent for Sen
ator William ]. Stone, chairman of the
Senate foreign relations committee to
come to the White House Monday
night. By then the president probably
will be able to tell Senator Stone what
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1916-04-22
FUTURE OF VILLA HUNT
LEFT up TO Gen. Se0TT

WASHINGTON, April 22. - The
future of the Mexican expedition to
capture Villa depends altogether upon
reports awaited from Mai. Gen. Hugh
/. Scott, now in consultation with Nal.
Gen. Funston at San Antonio. As
chief of staff of the army and, to use
Secretary Bakers own phrase, "the
eyes of the war department." General
Scott will recommend the course to
pursue, officials today admitted for the
first time, and Gen. Scott will report
whether with the present force in
Mexico 1t 10 possible to run down the
bandit leader. If, in his judgment,
Villa has gone so far into the interior
as to make his capture an impossible
ity, but one course remains open-the
withdrawal Of the American troops
from Mexico.
No Troops Available.
There is no present indication that
more troops will be sent into Mexico
In fact, there are no more available
All of the mobile army, except three
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1916-04-22

A strenuous Holy week eliminated
yesterday with special Good Friday
services in most of the churches. At
the Catholic churches services started
early in the morning and continued
throughout the day. Special morning
services we're also held at the ST.
Johns and St Paul's Lutheran church
es yesterday morning. Services at the
st. Paul's Episcopal church began at
high noon.
AS a preparation for the Easter
morning services, high mass was OBJ
served in the Catholic churches this
morning following special early
morning service which included the
blessing of the fire. of the PASTORAL
candles, of the holy water and the
reading of the litany of the saints.
Will Baptise Infants.
Infant baptism will be observed in
ST Paul's Episcopal church at 4:S0
o'clock this afternoon.
Rev. J. P Chahness will preach on
Silence aid Sorrow" at the Fairview
Methodist Episcopal church at 7:S0
o'clock
Rev. Il. S. A. Bridge explained THE
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1916-04-22
POSTPONE EXERCISES
ON SCHOOL LAWN

Because bad weather. the centen-
NAL celebration of Sevastopor school,
scheduled for yesterday afternoon, was
postponed. If the weather permits, it
will be given next Friday, Principal ].
w. Outland announced today.
The celebration will be held in the
school yard. Each class is being
trained by 1t teacher, and will give a
part. although some of the classes are
grouped. 1t is. being presented in
honor of the admission of Indiana into
the union one hundred years ago, in
commemoration of Shakespeare's
death and as May day celebration.
The whole school will join in a May
day drill. g.. 80 :,
The public is invited to attend the
celebration, and patrons of the school
are especially invited.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1916-04-22

Arthur Charles, appointed at the re-
cent meeting of the general festival
committee.
Although the preference of the COM
mittee was for the Glen park as the
natural location for staging a festival
of a community character as this will
be, the question of expense had to be
the deciding factor. At the park seats
and stage would have had to be pro-
vided at considerable expense. Plenty
of bleachers and chair seats. as well as
the open-air stage are at hand at the
college and will be furnished with no
expense to the festival committee.
Plans for the pageant, which is to
be held. on the afternoon and evening
of Saturday, May 20. are developing
into more definite form 1t will be
participated in not only by groups Of
school children from the Garfield and
the high school, but by various clubs OF
the city. Among these are the Itch,
nor club, the Daughters of the Revo1u-
tion, the, Athenaea the. Aftermath, the
Tourist, Music Study club, Collegiate
club, the Trifolium society and also
several social groups of young people
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1916-04-22
WRITES
NOTICE OF WEEK
FOR CLEANUP

Mayor Robbins will issue a proclaim
alton to all residents, Of Richmond
next Monday, urging the participation
in cleanup week, the first week in
May
Special arrangements have been
made by George j. Knollenberg, head
of the street department, to have ex-
ira men work during the week so
that prompt disposal of the refuse
that falls victim to the brooms and
rakes may be made.
Ira Wood, chairman Of the cleanup
week committee. said today that ef-
fort is being made to have the state
board of health and the state fire mar
shall send representatives here the fol-
lowing Monday to make a general in
spection of the city. Although the
campaign this year will be placed
strictly upon the basis of civic pride,
the committee believes that citizens
will enter heartily into the movement.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1916-04-22
eERll PUSH
THROUGH LINES
BUT FALL BACK

PARIS, April 22.-German troops, in
a fierce night ). attack at lie Mort
Homme, succeeded in penetrating the
French trenches, but were completely
driven out by an immediate counter
attack The kaiser's forces also made
an attack on the French positions at
caurette woods, according to an offic-
iaI eommunique issued this afternoon,
but they were repulsed. In the attack
at Caurette wood the Germans again
made use Of liquid fire but without
avail.
The terrific bombardment opened by
the Germans on. the front between the
Meuse river and the village Of Vaux
yesterday. continued during the. night.
No infantry attack developed there,
but It is believed that the bornbard-
ment Is being made in preparation. for
a general assault against tbe French
positions on the east bank Of the
Meuse. ' go
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1916-04-22
CHURCHES END SERVICES
HELD DURING HOLY WEEK

Ministry of Suffering" at the Grace
M. E. church last night He said that
suffering plays some important part
in our lives. Everything worth while
demands suffering"
1T Is Finished" was the subject
of Rev. Oscar J. F. Tresse1 at the Trim
ity English Lutheran church last night.
"All that God decreed for the saliva
tion of the world, all that the prophets
of the Old Testament had foretold in
type and utterance. all the require
ments for complete salvation were
met when Christ died on Calvary"
Cross Teaches Lesson.
The cross teaches the lesson of
self denial and sacrifice" said Rev l..
E. Murray at the First Christian
church last night Remuneration is
the lesson of the cross We have not
yet learned it. The will to get is still
dominant in our lives. 1t is the SUI
preme motion of our being. It taints
our acts of beneyolence.'
Services at the First and Second
English Lutheran churches last night
Icontinued On Page Twelve.l
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1916-04-22
Passes on Demand.

Passes on Demand. -
President Wilson has asked Secre-
,tary Lansing to pass on the renewed
demand of Ambassador Won Bernstorff.
that they be turned back to him intact
as embassy documents. Meanwhile,
Attorney General Gregory holds the
papers, having called upon United
States District Attorney Marshall Of
New York. to orturn them over to him.
1t is frankly stated in official circles
that the government is embarrassed
at this particular moment in deciding
what to do in this case. There Is no
desire to mplicate' the German situa-
tion by injecting a new and trouble
some element into. it, But there; is al
most an absolute parallel between the
status. of Ambassador Won Bernstorff
in the present instance and that Which
was presented when Austrian EN-
bassy documents came into possession
of the United States government
through! the British authorities. - -
In the latter case the immediate de-
-,, Continued on Page Threel E
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1916-04-22
OFFERS TO PUT
BOMB IN OFFICE
OF J. P. MORGAN

NEW YORK. April 22.-On charge
of being a bomb thrower and on a
wild-eyed story by detectives of his
having offered to stall J. PierpJnt Nor
gan's automobile that papers might be
stolen from it and to place a time
bomb in the Morgan office and to blow
up the Federal building, Harry New
ton is held in $4,000 bail today for fur
ther examination next Tuesday.
The complaint against Newton
charges that in a saloon on University
place on April IS, he met Felix Gal
ley and offered for consideration to
get another automobile and halt it in
front of Morgan blockading the latter
so that the best of Morgan's papers
could be stolen. The complaint also
states that Newton offered to take a
suit case containing time bomb and
place it in the Morgan office.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1916-04-22

NEW CASTLE, Ind, April 22.-Al
fred Underhill of Richmond, under
conviction in Henry circuit court for
drawing a deadly weapon on James
Deidenbach and fined $3.50 and costs
and ninety days In the state penal
farm. made a statement to the deputy
sheriff today that he is willing to
leave the state within thirty days,
never to return, If the court will sus-
pend his sentence. The case. of VIII
mer stamer against Underhill. asking
for the recovery of propery, has also
been venued to this county Under
hill made the following statement to
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1916-04-22
DRAFTS
REPLY TO U. 5.
AT WAR Front

PARIS, April 22.-7Germany's reply
to Americas ultimatum on submarine
warfare will be drafted by Emperor
Wilhelm and Chancellor Won Beth
mann Hollweg at the kaiser's head
quarters in Nezieres, in Northern
France. In chateau at Nexieres has
been staying with his staff ever since
the attack on Verdun was made and
there he and the chancellor held their
first conference on the American note.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1916-04-22
CHASE PORTRAIT HERE.

The Chase portrait, which is, to be.
displayed in the high school art gal
lery. arrived yesterday. 1t was exam
ined and found not to have been dam
aged in the least in shipment. IT was
stored away where it will be kept until
the day of the reception, April 26. Mrs.
Paul Comstock, who helped inspect it
yesterday, said it was truly marvellous.
and that all others who saw it had said
the same ~
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1916-04-22
WORK OF WASPS
TOLD IN REPORT

BERLIN, April 22-The German ad-
miralty today sent to the American
section of the foreign office volumin-
Gus report of the accomplishments of
German submarines during the war.
The report shows every ship attacked
and the result The information given
by the admiralty undoubtedly will
have great weight with the foreign Of
flee in determining the reply to be sent
to the American governments latest
note.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1916-04-22
UNDERHILL ASKS LEAVE
TO MOVE FROM STATE

the deputy sheriff concerning this
case:
IF the New Castle circuit court will
parole me, or suspend the penal farm
sentence on my last case, will pay all
costs in that and the Stamer case. /
will deed the property back to Stamer
days, never to return.
Underhill, 1t is understood. has not
made this proposition to the court but
intends to do so. He was in the city
yesterday looking after the two cases
that have been venued here from Rich
mond.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1916-04-22
OFFICIALS EXPECT ORDER
TO QUIT BANDIT CHASE;
VILLA WANTS ALL POWER

Ell PASO, Tex, April 22-American army officers
in Ell Paso admitted today for the first time that the
petition sent into Mexico has not the slightest chance of
taking Francisco Villa dead alive They forsee the
withdrawal of the United States troops.
It has developed that there more truth than fc-
ton in the Carranzistas claim that the ChhuahuaDu
range boundry the dead line for the advance of the
American troops.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1916-04-22
ACTS OF Won BERNSTORFF
PRESENT SERIOUS ISSUE

to consider seriously allegations af-
fecting activities of Count Won Bern
storff. the German ambassador, which
if proven, must at least seriously cur
tail his activities in this country.
Attorney General Gregory laid be-
fore Secretary of State Lansing part
of the papers seized in the recent raid
in New York City which eliminated in
[continued on Page Twelve1
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1916-04-22
GENERAL SCOTT Will DECIDE next STEP IN MEXICO
DEMAND FOR new Span
OVER RIVER At MAIN
CAUSES BOARD TO ACT

If the wishes of County Commission
er William Cheesman are carried out
by the other two members of the
board, work will be started on the
Main street bridge this summer. He
said today that he believed the de-
mand that has come from residents
of Richmond, as well as from farmers
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1916-04-22
MEETING POSTPONED

Bad weather prevented a quorum
from attending the meeting of the
West Richmond Improvement associa-
tion last night, and so the meeting
was postponed until next month There
was no important business that was to
come before the board that had to be
delayed, N. G. Heironimus said today.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1916-04-22

WASHINGTON, April % = The
amazingly interviewer series of pro-
German agencies in the United States
today was entangled in the already
complicated relations with Germany.
With Germany debating the ultimatum
of the United States that she forth
with abandon her submarine opera
tions against merchant shipping the
state department found itself forced
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1916-04-22

or four thousand men already is at
Gen. Funston's command. In view of
the critical situation facing the U. S.
In its relations with Germany it would
be worse than military blunder, in
the opinion of army officers, to strip
the coast Notifications of their artil-
lerymen. Earlier the conversion of
IContinued On Page TweIve.]
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1916-04-22

living west of the city, for an imme-
diate solution of the Main street bridge
problem, is worthy of the immediate
attention of the commissioners.
I'VE have waited for over a month
for the report from the committee of
one hundred" said Mr.. Cheesman to-
Econtinued on Page TweIve]
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1916-04-22
SHAKESPEARE PAGEANT
TO USE EARLHAM STAGE

The Shakespeare Pageant will be
held on, the .Earlham- campus, This
decision has just been announced by
the committee: on location, consisting
of Paul comstock, Josiah Marvel and
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1916-04-22
CLASS WILL CLIMB.

HELTONyILLE, Ind, April 22.-The
motto of the common school gradual
ing class for this year Is. sClimb,
Though the Rocks Be Rugged.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1916-04-22

WASHINGTON April 22Whte administration
justice
tied problem
k now n
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1916-04-22
None Cross Line.

None Cross Line.
None of the American soldiers has
crossed this line To the south of it;
in the state of Durango. Villa. is
[continued On Page Twelve.J
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1916-04-22

the legislative branch of tn govern,
ment can expect at the hands of the
executive branch in both the Mexican
and German situation
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1916-04-22
HELD FOR eooTLEGelNG.

HARTFORD CITY, Ind, April 22-
Ralph Mullen, 16, is under arrest on
the charge of bootlegging.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1916-04-22

Local >Forecsst-Partly CLOUDY but
ing or somewhat below tonight.
General Couditions-The great
storm is moving northeastward and is
central near Lake Huron It has a di-
sameter of 1900 miles 1t will pass en-
tirely away from this section during
the next So hours Fair weather will
follow
w. E.. MOORE, Weather Forecaster.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1916-04-22
49,. y s'e@
Weather Forecast

United States Report-Probab1y fair
tonight and Sunday. Light, frost in
exposed places in north and central
portion tonight. Moderate west winds.
S.. @~.>.-. =
Temperature.
- " +
Noon :. ...ss. s....... ....... 80. IL
Yesterday.
Maximum IS
Minimum :. ......... ...... A.
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