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Audubon County journal. (Exira, Iowa) 1884-1993, 1916-05-11

A. L. Ferguson of Audubon, was
an over Sunday visitor at the Jay
Shingledecker home.
Audubon County journal. (Exira, Iowa) 1884-1993, 1916-05-11

Mrs. Herman Tiger east of Ham
lin, gave a birthday party one
evening last week. A number OF
friends We're invited and had q
pleasant time.
Audubon County journal. (Exira, Iowa) 1884-1993, 1916-05-11
An Ideal Spring Laxative.

A good and time tried remedy is
DIR. Kings New Lite Pills. The
first dose will move the sluggish
bowels, stimulate the liver and
clear the system of waste and
blood impurities. You owe it to
yourself to clear the system of
body poisons, accumulated during
the winter DR.. Kings New Life
Pills will do it. 25c. at your Drug
gist.
Audubon County journal. (Exira, Iowa) 1884-1993, 1916-05-11

Sam Keat returned Wednesday,
from Brandcroft, where he had
been attending to business.
Audubon County journal. (Exira, Iowa) 1884-1993, 1916-05-11

Mrs. Kathryn Cotton went to Au-
dubon, last Thursday evening, tc
instruct her class in music, return
ing home Friday
Audubon County journal. (Exira, Iowa) 1884-1993, 1916-05-11

On next Tuesday, our Pythian Sis
terhood Lodge goes to Anita, where
they will put on the staff work at
the Convention which will be held
that ady. Ben Jensen is Captain
Audubon County journal. (Exira, Iowa) 1884-1993, 1916-05-11

There was a crowd from Hamlin
that went to Extra Sunday to at
tend the ball game Hamlin played
Extra. Extra won the score being
IL to IL.
Audubon County journal. (Exira, Iowa) 1884-1993, 1916-05-11

Frank Navratil has been sailing
around in a new car
Audubon County journal. (Exira, Iowa) 1884-1993, 1916-05-11

90 per cent successful tree plant
year by waiting. Phone order al
once to w. NJ Bomberger, Har-
Ian. adv.
Audubon County journal. (Exira, Iowa) 1884-1993, 1916-05-11

Grandma Statzell will soon have
city water installed in her home
near the Journal office. 1t will GER
tainly be great help to the old
couple.
Audubon County journal. (Exira, Iowa) 1884-1993, 1916-05-11

Flower picking, and swimming
are the chief pastimes at the presen
time.
Audubon County journal. (Exira, Iowa) 1884-1993, 1916-05-11

One piano for sale at a bargain.
P. NJ. Christensen.
Audubon County journal. (Exira, Iowa) 1884-1993, 1916-05-11

Henry Turner and others from
Audubon, We're calling on friends
in Cameron one day last week.
Audubon County journal. (Exira, Iowa) 1884-1993, 1916-05-11

Hilma Nelson and wife and Ber-
tina Brandt of Elkhorn, was visit
ing with her mother.
Audubon County journal. (Exira, Iowa) 1884-1993, 1916-05-11

Bessie Bunker went to Audubon,
between trains Saturday.
Audubon County journal. (Exira, Iowa) 1884-1993, 1916-05-11

Jens Sorensen and Elmer Putnam
and family We're Sunday visitors at
the w. HI. Johnston home.
Audubon County journal. (Exira, Iowa) 1884-1993, 1916-05-11

Our Public Schools will close
May 10Th. The children are on the
anxious seat as the weather is so
warm
Audubon County journal. (Exira, Iowa) 1884-1993, 1916-05-11

John Shaw was out from Gray,
people relative to purchasing autos.
Audubon County journal. (Exira, Iowa) 1884-1993, 1916-05-11

Mr.. x. j. Petersen and famil.
was in Brayton, visiting friend
sunday.
Audubon County journal. (Exira, Iowa) 1884-1993, 1916-05-11

Mrs. Wahline and daughter, of
Vail, and Mrs. McGill of Arcadia,
are visiting this week at j. A. Ruth
erford' S home.
Audubon County journal. (Exira, Iowa) 1884-1993, 1916-05-11

Mrs Arthur Ssatzell was under
the doctors care the latter part of
last week With a severe bilious at
tack.
Audubon County journal. (Exira, Iowa) 1884-1993, 1916-05-11

Jay Shingledecker went to Audu-
bon, Monday on business.
Audubon County journal. (Exira, Iowa) 1884-1993, 1916-05-11

Mrs. Victor Nelson has been
quite sick but is able to be UP and
around again
Audubon County journal. (Exira, Iowa) 1884-1993, 1916-05-11

Cameron has been favored with
visits from various candidates for
county office during the past few
days.
Audubon County journal. (Exira, Iowa) 1884-1993, 1916-05-11

Homer McMichels had the mis-
fortune to step on nail last We'd
nesday.
Audubon County journal. (Exira, Iowa) 1884-1993, 1916-05-11

Marvin Liken is the proud po-
SCISSOR of a new Cadillac touring
car.
Audubon County journal. (Exira, Iowa) 1884-1993, 1916-05-11

Charles Lini2, of Gray, and Mr.
Mcconnell of Botna, attended churcl
services in our community Sunday.
Audubon County journal. (Exira, Iowa) 1884-1993, 1916-05-11

Mrs. T. J. Spilker came Saturday
and visited over Sunday with Mr.
Spilker.
Audubon County journal. (Exira, Iowa) 1884-1993, 1916-05-11

Mus. Jacob Sandbeck was an over
Sunday visitor with relatives in A.
nita.
Audubon County journal. (Exira, Iowa) 1884-1993, 1916-05-11

Henry Bush suffered with a
severe cold the latter part of last
week.
Audubon County journal. (Exira, Iowa) 1884-1993, 1916-05-11

The sheleys We%e Sunday visitor
with relatives in Viola township.
Audubon County journal. (Exira, Iowa) 1884-1993, 1916-05-11

Mr.. and Mrs. Mitchell were
Botna,, last Wednesday.
Audubon County journal. (Exira, Iowa) 1884-1993, 1916-05-11

iting and taking care of her par
ents.
Audubon County journal. (Exira, Iowa) 1884-1993, 1916-05-11

H o. o. WHITAKER was an over
Sunday visitor with his daughter,
Miss Bessie and old acquaintances.
Audubon County journal. (Exira, Iowa) 1884-1993, 1916-05-11
CAMERON

Rev. Mitchell and wife, of Gray,
were visitors at Leslie McMicheal's
one evening last week.
John Hooker and wife, of Viola
township, were business visitors al
Fired siever's one day last week.
Audubon County journal. (Exira, Iowa) 1884-1993, 1916-05-11

Mrs. H. B. Packard returned
home Tuesday frnm Chesterville,
So. Dakota, where she had been Wis
Audubon County journal. (Exira, Iowa) 1884-1993, 1916-05-11

Peter Mortensen and Chris Wigges
and family autoed out to see their
brother, Harry Wigges, Sunday.
Audubon County journal. (Exira, Iowa) 1884-1993, 1916-05-11

Mrs. Goodwin is able to be up
and around again.
Audubon County journal. (Exira, Iowa) 1884-1993, 1916-05-11

Mrs. John Petersen and wife
visited Sunday with her parents,
Mr.. and Mrs w. Olsen.
Audubon County journal. (Exira, Iowa) 1884-1993, 1916-05-11

MIR. and Mrs. Jess Nissen is here
on short visit from Bayard.
Audubon County journal. (Exira, Iowa) 1884-1993, 1916-05-11
Gray

lray
Roy Weineg left for Rochester.
Iowa, Friday evening. The report is
that when he returns he will have
his better half
Sam Keat and d. o. Corner were
business callers at Templeton, Sat
urday.
Bessie Bunker went to Audubon,
between trains Saturday.
Marvin Liken is the proud po-
SCISSOR of a new Cadillac toul ing
car.
Jay Shingledecker went to Audu-
bon, Monday on business.
Mrs. Wahline and daughter, of
Vail, and Mrs. McGill of Arcadia,
are visiting this week at j. A. Ruth
erford S home.
Mr.. and Mrs. Mitchell were in
Botna,, last Wednesday.
Homer McMichels had the mis-
fortune to step on nail last We'd
nesday.
Mrs. T. J. Spilker came Saturday,
and visited over Sunday with MIR.
Spilker.
Sam Keat returned Wednesday,
from Brandcroft,, where he had
been attending to business.
Mrs. H. B. Packard returned
home Tuesday frnm Chesterville,
So. Dakota, where she had been Wis
Audubon County journal. (Exira, Iowa) 1884-1993, 1916-05-11

Mr.. and Mrs. Emil Wigges spent
Saturday at Peter Mortensen's.
Audubon County journal. (Exira, Iowa) 1884-1993, 1916-05-11

Niels Mortensen bought the hard
ware in kimballton, and started in
voicing sunday. He will take po-
session at once.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1916-05-02
1920 PARTICIPATE IN
PRIMARIES In CALIFORNIA

San Francisco. Calf, May Cali
fornia voters began early today casting
THEIR ballots at the presidential
primary election for delegates to the
national conventions Of the various po-
ltical parties
With the close Of registration On
April /. 1920 voters hao qualified for
participation in todays election and.
according to secretary OF state Frank
G.. Jordan. the Republicans led with
292.S27. those who declined TO state
party affiliations were second with
242.563 and the Democrats were third
with 120.25g. The remaining registra-
lions were divided among the Progress
sives Socialists and Prohibtionists in
the order named.
The Republican party In the state
faced today a battle for the control or
it's destinies Because they were UNI
able to agree upon q slate of candi-
dates for delegates TO the Chicago con-
ventiOn Of June Z. California Republi-
cans split early last March into two
factions, organized Independent con-
ventions and nominated 26 candidates
each. AS a result. the Republican
ballots carry the names Of the - can
didates.
The Democratic ballots contain Tho
names Of 90 nominees.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1916-05-02
HAD AWFUL
WEAK SPELLS
Suffered So Much Felt She Had To
Have Relief. Says Cardui
Made Her Well.

Elba. Ala-Mrs. NJ. T. May. OF this
place, writes: "I was not especially
strong when I married.. but after
my marriage, I seemed to set very
much worse. About two months after
was married began to have awful
weak spells. Would have bad spells
Of headache. simply felt bad Al the
time. could hardly do thing. I
suffered so much pain in my left side
and had the swimming of the head and
congestion and heartburn very bad. I'm
fact. I suffered so much I thought [
would die. kept getting worse and
felt I must have some relief. I had
some pain and difficulty in walking.
Mr.. -, who ran a store in.
recommended that 1 take 'Cardui,' and
my husband bought me bottle. which
did me so much good that he bought
me another, and after the use of three
or four bottles I was well; was up do
ing my work after the use of the first
bottle. It's the finest tonic I know Of.
I got into better health than I had
been since my marriage. I advise all
women. who have weak spells, to
take it,"
The thousands Of letters. which
come to US every year. like the above.
certainly are proof Of the merit OF
Cardui. the woman's tonic.
For sale by all Enthusiastically.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1916-05-02
HOROSCOPE.


IONTENTING influences make this
an uncertain day In which to be
exceedingly careful While Venus.
Mars and Uranus are adverse, Jupiter
and Mercury are friendly.
The new moon OF this date appears
/ with Saturn in a sinister aspect Ncp-
tune and Mars foreshadow much unrest
and anxiety for the public mind. even
though peace will be much discussed.
Mars and Uranus are i'm a relation de
( noting many surprising accidents and
/ extraordinary catastrOphes
This is a rule not at all favorable for
the affairs of women, whose motives
, are likely to be misunderstood. The
rule is read as indicating disappoiut-
ments and delays i'm business matters
Mars is in place Indicating disease
among soldiers and possible deaths
from unexpected causes.
Some radical action on the part or
women opposed to war is DTesaged This
will cause much bitter resentment in
certain quarters, II is predicted.
Under the adverse sway Of T-ranus
extra care i'm travelling is counseled.
Electric conveyances are especially to
be avoided
II is wise to avoid persons of opposite
sex while this configuration prevails.
Persons born between Jan. 20 and Feb.
is should be particularly careful
Again Ciscredit for a woman high i'm
national esteem is prOEnosticated
The government of the stars con-
tuues TO presage fraud i'm handling
public moneys and revelations of start
ling'breaches Of faith i'm financial mat
tiers.
Theatrical affairs have rather for
tunate forecast for the summer New
York and Chicago should profit during
the next two months.
New York comes under q rule that
should bring an unusual bulk Of bust
ness as well as extraordinary crowds
i'm MAY and June.
Persons whose birthdate it is should
make no change in the coming year.
Quarrels viii be particularly unfor-
tunate
Children born on this date may De
headstrOng and restless. IN business
they are likely to win success rapidly.
riage.-t Copyright, 1915. by the Mcclure
Newspaper SVudicatel
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1916-05-02
Ago Today
= AFrOm The Herald of This
Date. 1902.

Sentiment for clean elections in the
city has become so strong that com
mittee of citizens representing an
parties and factions, and standing for
fair play. win see to IT that only legal
ballots are permitted to be cast i'm the
election Of three candidates for the
board of school trustees tomorrow.
All precincts viii be watched by tho
committee. and report to the grand
jury VIII Doe made of any person un-
lawfully voting
w. p. Pearce arrived in the city
from Chihuahua and reports a great
deal of mining activity i'm that state
The new street steam roller. which
IS expected TO keep the city's thorough
fares in good condition, has arrived
from the factory
Pat Durack arrived i'm the city from
the Cinco De MAYO mine i'm the state
oc Chihuahua He reports that the
shaft is down 100 feet
Rev. Vt. C.. Martin and IT, c. Myles
were elected delegates TO the mission
AIRY council which viii be held i'm
Philadelphia next October. at the Epis-
ccpal convocation this morning.
big ball will be given i'm the
Juare customs house next Sunday
night 10y the women Of JuareZ, i'm honor
OF tile anniversary of the battle of
fuebla. where Mexican independence
was won.
Definite steps were taken toward
providing El Paso with sewerage
purifying plant at n meeting OF the
city council last night The question
Of grading Rio Grande street was also
discussed.
Moral support Of the Central union
was extended to the members of the
local hricklayers' union at a meeting
held last night in the Masonic temple,
which was largely attended. a move
ment is also on foot to organize bar
Keepers union i'm FL Paso.
Last night Ben Catlin started for
Saskatchewan, Can, as the government
convoy Of 1900 head Of horses and
mules from the Terrazas ranch.
While at RincOn. y. NJ. Mr.. Catlin sus-
tanned a fan and was brought back 10
III Paso this morning seriously in
jured
Citizens Of the city are unanimous
i'm favor of the recent statement Of
mayor e. T.. Hammett that he intends
to close all saloons i'm the city on sun
day and force gambling hall pro-
prietors to remove their establishments
to either the second story or a base
ment.
A. Courchesne. chairman OF the
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1916-05-02
If Too Fat Get
More Fresh Air
BE MODERATE IN YOUR DIET AND
REDUCE YOUR WEIGHT. TAKE
OIL. OF kORETN.

Lack of fresh air it is said weakens
the oxygen carrying power of the blood,
the liver becomes sluggish. fat accumu-
lates and the action of many Of the vital
organs are hiudered thereby. The heart
action becomes weak. work is an effort
and the beauty of the figure is de-
stroyed
Fat put on by indoor life is unhealthy
and if nature is not assisted in throw
ing it off a serious case Of obesity may
result
When you feel that YOU are getting
too stout take the matter I'm hand at
once Don't wait until your figure has
become a Joke and your health ruined
through carrying around a burden OF
unsightly and unhealthy fat.
Spend as much time as you possibly
can in the open air: breathe deeply. and
get from Kelly & Pollard. the Peoples
Drug Store or any druggist a box OF
oil OF kOrein capsules: take one after
each meal and one before retiring at
night
Weigh yourself every few days and
keep up the treatment until you are
down to normal Oil of lorein is alb
solutely harmless. IS pleasant to take.
helps the digestion and even a few
days treatment has been reported to
show a noticeable reduction in weight
Advertisement
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1916-05-02
SIXTH CAVALRY OFFICERS
TO REJOIN THEIR REGIMENT

Army orders have been issued directinS
that Mai b. D. Anderson. Capt IT. T.
Myers first Heutenants j. s.. Mars. j. IT.
Kennedy and second Lieut. J.. r. Aleshire
OF the Sixth cavalry are relieved from their
present duties and will join their regiment
at Columbus. 81. NJ.
Capt C.. e. Mitchell. sixth cavalry. will
proceed 60 join his regiment at columbus
n NJ
Leaves Of absence First Lieut. II w
Fleet. 10Th infantry. one month: First Lieut..
a. t. James, lr. 18th cavalry. three months:
Maj. NJ T.. Hershey 18th infantry. extended
one month and l. days
Capt O.. r. Wheatley. Quartaruaster corps.
IS relieved from duty i'm Philippines. cffec-
tive July s. and Will then proceed to the
United states and report FOR further orders.
Capt I- p. Williamson. medical corps.
viii report TO the president Of the war col
lcge for dutN.
First Lieut. n VI. Bcardslee coast artil-
lery corps. is relieved from treatment at the
Walter Reed hospital Washington. and
will return TO his proper station
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1916-05-02

IT'S A SHAME to cover it up with
a dress" murmured the woman who
paid seven dollars for a French
chemise. This has been 81, and
I'm getting it at a bargain because
it's soiled, and it's prettier than
those elaborate and expensive ones
over there"
yes" agreed her companion; 1T
does seem a shame to waste so much
prettiness in these days of show and
display. Still, one always feels so
much more charming when one
knows all these dainty things form
part of the toilette, don't you think?'
Her friend smiled and agreed, and
the two women passed on out Of the
shop.
It is true that good clothes look
poor over badly-made, ill-fitting
under things. and that a cheap lace
Camisole under a nice waist will
make the waist itself look tawdry.
These days, when lingerie is so very
simple, it should be an easy matter
for every woman to own several sets
Of very fine, plain, goOdIoOking
lingerie.
FIesh-colored nainsook makes de-
lightful gowns and combinations, es-
pecially if trimmed with blue bows,
and the dainty lowered mulls make
up into artistic effects. These things
can be fashioned simply and we'll,
without much lace. and then sent to
hemstitchers, and trimmed with the
picot edging that is now done for five
cents a yard Little picOt-edged
frills and dainty ribbons are all that
is needed for the plain French under
wear limitations.
And a woman feels so much better
dressed and so much daintier, that
it has a certain reaction on her per-
sOnality, making her the more at
tractive to those who meet her.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1916-05-02
Beauty Chats By Edna Kent Forbes
Pretty Lingerie

matters not how it Is done. s4st so We
accomplish it. A dirty. blotchy complexion
is surely not as refined as a clean one
1 should suggest that you get a new point
OF view on yourself. "FOrty"2 Why, you
are a young woman yet. Believe it, and
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1916-05-02

For Driving Horse While Drunk
Atlantic city Man Sent 10 Jail for 80
Days.'-Eveuiug World s. just SEN
tcEce. Common humanity would re-
quire "A man to give the horse a chance
to sober up.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1916-05-02
AEORE Truth
AV1 Than Poetry


villa But Sixty Miles from t. 6
Troops Headline. Villa being dead,
it would appear that McZico is all AIR
Sherman said about war.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1916-05-02
I'D lIissine IlrIntiNr.

Teddy and Kermit and Archie viii go
Quentin and Dr. Dick,
The Colonel pledges the lot of them,
But never a word for Nick,
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1916-05-02

a lot of people are writing planks
for the St. Louis platform. all of which
viii be Incorporated, provided they are
sufficiently fragile.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1916-05-02

"U. s. Demands More Zeal of Car
rama Headline. Not. we trust, the
kind of zeal displayed at Parral.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1916-05-02

Even if the Long Island inventor
does succeed in making gasoline from
water, Wall street Will control il just
the same.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1916-05-02
Questions and Answers

7 hare neue7 used either cream or q
ponder IN mn life end it seems to me
hare the irOrst complexion in nv set Of
friends. rho use these things daily. Would
gOu beam nor7-I am fOrtU. DO YOU
think it Uuigdr prGciicCf-A Teacher.
ReplV-No more vulgar than eating
food enough to keep the body nourished
and enough bathing to keep it clean. It
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1916-05-02

d we don't get any preparedness out
of this war scare what was the sense
in giving 10 to us?
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1916-05-02

you will not care whether cream usage Is
vulgar or not. you will get new COM
plexion, and claim the youth that is still
yours
A. irH1t age should q child 90 70 tho
dentist for filling the teeth Young
Mother
RcplV-As soon as there Is the slightest
indication Of decay-even il the infant
must be held in arms. Holding those
first teeth makes for better second ones.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1916-05-02

Prepared in the good old fashioned
way-flavor 'DeHciously Different
you are sure to like Sulzbergers Ma
jestic Hams and Bacon.-AdV.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1916-05-02

III Paso Seed CO.-Opposite Court
House, $40 East San Antonio. Tel. 1858.
ADV.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1916-05-02

Mexican rent collecuOns. Lee Newman
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1916-05-02

IT WAS fortunate day for Amer
zen when this famous screen beauty
decided TO leave Sweden for the NcW
world. She was discovered" shortly
after her arrival in this country and
has since APPEARED in hundreds Of
pictures.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1916-05-02

spanish Grill now open 116 s Oregon
ADV
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1916-05-02
CHARLIE CHAPLIN IN
"THE FLOORWALKFR

Work on "The F1oorwalkcr' first
OF the Mutual Chaplin comedies, has
been completed and Will be released
the middle of May.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1916-05-02

For quick results-Use Herald Want
Ads
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1916-05-02
Because Of Eczemas, Rashes, Chap
pings, Etc.2 If So
CUTICURA SOAP AND
CUTICURA OINTMENT

VIII afford instant relief and
quickly heal even when all else
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1916-05-02

When the kissing is prolonged
that's a cut-out When the heroine
has been wronged-thats a closeup
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1916-05-02

has failed. On
retiring battle
the hands
freely with
CuticuraSoap
andhotwater.
Dry, and rub
The Johnson City comet. (Johnson City, Tenn.) 1916-1917, 1916-04-13
LONELY HOURS.

We often hear people complain of
being lonely. To all there come
lonely hours, hours when they long
for the presence of a friend or loved
one. But these hours need not be
lost, even though the longed-for one
does not come. At such times the
heart should grow more tender. The
lonely hour is the time to reflect on
life and its purposes, to cast out I'M
worthy motives and build up ideals.
Everyone can give us something to
help build character, to strengthen
us to attack the problems of life. Are
the lonely hours more than you can
bear patiently? Go out and seek
someone to whom you can do a SER
vice. For someone always needs your
help in bearing a burden. A neglected
child needs tenderness, an old person
needs cheer; always someone needs
counsel, sympathy or help in some
way. Do something for somebody and
forget yourself for a while. A full
mind and kind heart will not find
many lonely hours-Selected.
The Johnson City comet. (Johnson City, Tenn.) 1916-1917, 1916-04-13

Who would have thought that the
tin can is a menacel to the public
health? The expert malaria investi-
gators of the United States Public
Health Service have found, however,
that discarded tin cans containing
rain water are breeding places for the
mosquito which is the sole agent in
spreading malaria. A hole in the
bottom of the empty can might have
resulted in the saving of a human
life. Certainly it would have as
sisted in preventing a debilitating
illness, Empty tin cans have no
business about the premises anyway,
but if we must so decorate our back
yards, let's see to it that the can has
a hole in the bottom.