Evening capital and Maryland gazette. (Annapolis, Md.) 1910-1922, 1916-06-02
OH YOU PROFESSOR"
Your Identity Puzzles Many People
and Cuts Capers With Capital
An Oft Told Tale With a Moral.

For some days there has been an
advertiser mt running in this paper,
answers to which were to be ad
dressed Professor" p. o. Box SGT,
which is the postoffice drawer rented
by this paper.
If Professor only knew the trouble
he has caused. the annoyance he has
created, the curiosity he has excited,
he would hang q milestone around his
neck and j. mp into Spa creek. For
tunately he doesn't know,
Annapolis, once famous as The
Athens Of America. is city that
dotes on learning. and Just loves pro-
fessors. Professors, like the poor.
Annapolis has with il always, and Tor
any real, live professor 10 be wanting
bosrd'and lodging and To be compelled
to advertise for same, is too much
Indeed il is more than human Annap.
oils can stand, and il wants TO know
who this particular professor is,
Now, the very reason that prompted
him to conceal his identity is the very
reason that curious room keepers and
boarding house people desire II 10 be
revealed Like the Star Spangled
Banner-the name Professor Half
conceals. have discloses. but half is not
enough, most Annapolis folk want all
or none and the result is the innocent
professor. beg pardon, Capital L has
puzzled people and cut capers with
the Capital. until this paper at the
next County Commissioners meeting
will probably have two physicians
present certificate 20 be sent 10
Spring Grove or some other such in
stitutlon.
The gist of the whole matter IL
that every two minutes the Capital
phone rings TO inquire WHO Profess
sor is. This paper ~ obliged 70 cat
sometimes. and when il sits down TO
breakfast IL is forced 60 rise from 3 to
9 times O. answer the phone 90
the matter Of revealing Professor y
identity. Now this paoer does rot eat
lunch or the same thing would hap
pen but fter a hard dBv. tired and
warm, and while enjoy ing a good din
ner there are numerous other folks
who call up to know the identity Of
Professor and If he is a tit person to
take into their home Fit ~ the right
word. for this paper IL about 10 keel
over into several tits for being inter
rupted at dinner
The last straw that breaks the
camel's back, however Is at night
when at 8 80 or IL o'clock some one
rings up TO ask "Wuo IL Professor"
Now if profanity were one Of the
crimes this paper commits but.
what's the use Ii is hoped Professor
has received his moneys worth. for
the Capital could never be paid in dol
lars and cents for the trouble he has
caused, and this, June Week, too.
Catarrh Deafness Cannot BE Cured
by local applications, as they cannot
reach the diseased portion of the ear
There's only one way TO cure catarrh-
al deafness. and that IS by a Constitu-
itonal remedy. Catarrhal deafness is
caused by an infiamed condition OF the
mucuous lining OF the Eustachian
Tube. When this tube is intlamed you
have a rumbling sound CT imperfect
hearing, and when II IS entirely closed,
Deafness is the result. Unless the in
iammation can be reduced and this
tube restored to its normal condition.
hearing viii be destroyed forever
Many cases OF deafness are caused by
catarrh, which is an innGmed condi-
ton OF the mucous surfaces. Hairs
Catarrh Cure acts through the blood on
the mucous surfaces OF the system.
We will give One Hundred dollars
for any case OF Catarrh Deafness that
cannot be cured by Hairs Catarrh
Cure. Circulars free All druggists.
75c
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