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The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1916-11-09
SAUK CENTRE ASTONISHED BY
SIMPLE MIXTURE

Sank Centre people are astonished
at the INSTANT action of simple
buckthorn bark, glycerine, etc., as
mixed in Adler-i-ka. ONE SPOON
Full removed such surprising foul
matter it relieves almost ANY CASE
constipation, sour stomach or gas. Be-
cause Adler-i-ka acts on BOTH lower
and upper bowel, a few doses often
relieve or prevent appendicitis. A
short treatment helps chronic appendi-
citis. A short treatment helps chron-
ic stomach trouble. Chas. Fiesler,
druggist.
The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1916-11-09

Prairie, Melrose, Sank Centre and
returned in the evening.
Mrs. Osborne writes from Waller,
Mont, that the weather there is too
warm to be comfortable with a fire
in the house. She and Mr.. Osborne
like Montana very much but not as
well as Minnesota. Crops are fine in
that state; wheat is making 60 BUSH
els to the acre; flax 80 bushels and
oats 100 bushels. She writes that they
can see the mountains very plainly
from their home and, although they
are As miles away, they seem to be
very near. The sunrise and sunset are
beautiful and as whole they are
quite wei satisfied with their change.
The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1916-11-09
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Mr.. Sanborn is giving the M. w. A.
Hall coat of paint.
Mr.. McHenry of Willard was in
town Friday on business.
Bernice Bowman Of Sank Centre
was in town Monday afternoon.
John Kane, Jr., went to Minneapolis
last Thursday to visit relatives.
Mr.. Kay and Mr.. Honwold motored
to Sank Centre Sunday afternoon.
Mr.. and Mrs. J. A. Hall were among
the passengers to Sank Centre Thurs
day.
The Ladies' Aid will meet with Mrs.
Bert Hall Nov. 16. Remember the
date.
Mr.. and Mrs. Birch of Grove Lake
returned home Monday from Mime
apolis.
Ada Miller and Minnie Johnson
were shopping in Sank Centre We'd
nesday.
Gertrude Johnson of Terrace spent
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tied at our school recently.
The A. Schnert family left last Fri
day for their home in Nebraska.
Miss Marion Divis spent Wcdnes-
day night with Miss Bina Mcintyre.
Several families from this vicinity
attended the wedding at Mr.. Trattles.
The new fountain for the school has
arrived and now the children can drink
sanitary water.
VIM. Morris is working for S. Jones
while the latter is not feeling in the
best of health.
S. Jones sold load of hogs at
Westport through the Shipping As
ISOLATION last week.
Ed Fuchs family have moved onto
the Gingery place, recently vacated
by the Leach family.
Mr.. and Mrs. DAVIS and family
took supper with M. Cowlthorp and
family Sunday evening.
Mrs. A. Davis and Mrs. E. Jones
drove to Sank Centre Tuesday and re-
turned home Wednesday.
The Fred Combs family have left
the Gingery farm and moved to an
other farm beyond Westport.
Win Cowlthorpe's barn is beginning
to make quite showing. Will be q
nice structure when completed.
Mr.. and Mrs. Taylor and children
spent Sunday with Mrs. Taylor's par
ents and brother and sister, the Judes
family.
Mrs. Frank Domke and children
drove to Grey Eagle Saturday ane
will return Monday. They are visit
ing friends.
Mr.. and Mrs. James Jardine spen
Sunday, a week ago, with the Jones
family. Miss Zelda stayed and il
visiting longer period with cousins
| Sanford Jones returned from thu
hospital at Rochester last Tuesday
The doctors gave him little hope fc
a speedy recovery, but thought tina
by laying off for six months he woul'
be able to gain considerably.
Rev. Jordan will speak at Lyman
Prairie church next Sunday after
noon at 3 o'clock. All are invited t.
come as he is very able speaker, AM
this will be the last opportunity t.
hear him, as he has served his allow
ance, of time in one district, which
six years.
The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1916-11-09

ness of their father, Mr.. Weber. Mrs.
Ehyer and Mrs. Weiner left on the
morning train for Independence, Ia,
their son leaving later. They have
the sympathy of the neighborhood.
Last Friday evening the Progress
sive Farmers Club herd their monthly
meeting. A large crowd was present
to listen to the fine program and the
speeches by different members among
which was talk by Prof. Stephl and
Myhre of the public SCHOOLS of Sank
Centre. A lunch was served at 1870
to which every one did his part, after
which all departed for home feeling
they had spent an enjoyable and pro-
fitable evening, leaving the young
people to dance for a few hours.
The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1916-11-09
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Fritz Botz was caller at the Mey-
err home at Ashley Sunday.
Mr.. and Mrs. Nick Orth and son,
Peter, autoed to ST. Martin Sunday.
Mr.. and Mrs. Paul Winter visited
Sunday with friends at Metre Grove.
Miss Clara Doege visited Sunday
afternoon at the home of Ben Linde-
mann.
DR.. and Mrs. Moynihan were callers
at the Frank Unger home Tuesday
evening.
Joe Schloegel, Joe Tillman and sis
ter, Marie, visited Sunday at Peter
Miller's.
Misses Barbara Wiener and Aneta
Smith were passengers to Westport
on Friday.
Arthur Bromenschenkel was a call
er at the Henry Miller home Sunday
afternoon.
Mr.. and Mrs. Michael Winter of
Metre Grove visited Sunday evening
at Paul Winters.
Miss Flora Holk and brother, Ever
EFT, were callers at the home Of Frank
Unger Saturday afternoon.
Mrs. Leo Schloegel, Margaret IN
ger, Clara Czeczok, Jack Moons and
Alois Sieben were callers at the I'm
ger home Sunday.
Miss Ida Meyer, who spent the last
week at the John Bromenschenkel
home, returning to her home Sunday.
S. M. Edwina and Mrs. Mary Web
er of St. Cloud and Mrs. A. Nathe of
Metre Grove visited Friday afternoon
with Mrs. Frank Unger.
|. Anton Bromenschenkel, who spent
the last week at his home at Sank
Centre, left Saturday for st. Paul
where he will resume his work.
Mr.. and Mrs. John Gritzmacher
and family, George, Ben and Francis
Minette visited Friday evening at the
H. w. Botz home at Sank Centre.
Mr.. and Mrs. Johnnie Gritzmacher
and family, Marie, Susan and Regina
Unger, George and Frances Minette.
and Rose Orth visited Sunday at the
home of G. H. Holk.
Mr.. and Mrs. Nick Bromenschenkel
of Long Prairie, Mr.. and Mrs. Alex
Rromenschenkel and Mayme Schroe-
der visited Sunday afternoon at the
John Bromenschenkel home.
M. A. Cole is prepared to do house
wiring of all kinds for electric lights
Farm lighting plants a speciality.
The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1916-11-09
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Miss Emma Roen is on the sick list.
Dewey Upton called at Manlick's on
Sunday.
Dewey Upton called at w. Austin's
Sunday.
| Mr. Billman was a town goer on
| Monday.
Elizabeth johnson called on Jennie
Roen Sunday.
Mrs. Upton visited with Mrs. j.
Roen Wednesday.
Mrs. Ole Sukke called at John
Roen's Thursday.
Edwin Sukke called at Johnson's
one day last week.
Mr.. and Mrs. w. Austin visited at
Billmeyer's Sunday.
Leone and Florence Pickett started
to school Wednesday.
Edwin Sukke made business trip
to Sank Centre Monday. es-%
Henry johnson purchased horse
and buggy at Lingo's sale.
Louis, May and Alice Upton visited
with Mildred Roen Sunday.
Cyrus Johnson called at A. F. An
derson's place Monday night.
John and Iona Upton called at Os-
car Sukke's Thursday night.
Mr.. Pickett and family moved on
the Hempker farm last week.
Mr.. Picket made business trip to
Oscar Sukke's Monday evening.
Mr.. and Mrs. A. F. Anderson called
at Ole Sukke's Sunday evening.
Mrs. J. Lefstead visited with Mrs.
A. F. Anderson Sunday afternoon.
John Roen assisted his father, O..
G. Roen with butchering Monday.
Arthur and Warner Anderson at
tended the show Saturday evening.
Mr.. and Mrs. O. o. Roen were bus
mess callers in Sank Centre Saturday.
| Oscar Sukke attended Stuckey's
sale Tuesday. He purchased feed
mill.
Mrs. J. Roen was down to the den
fist Monday having her teeth attend
ed to.
Mr.. and Mrs. L. Kenny and Mr.. and
Mrs. Ole Roen visited at ]. Rooms on
Sunday.
Mrs. Johnson and children, Willie
and Doris, were Sank Centre goers
Saturday.
Mrs. Kenny of Wahpeton, N. D.,
visited with her son, A. M. Kenny,
this week.
Several from this community at
tended the lecture in Sank Centre on
Monday night.
J. R. Frederick and family and
Haine Beede motored through this vi
cinity Sunday.
Mrs. Eden Sukke is visiting friends
in Little Sank for few days. She
left Saturday.
Mrs. Will Austin and daughter,
Dorothy, made business trip to Sank
Centre Saturday.
Leone Pickett spent Saturday
night with her aunt, Mrs. H. MCGEE,
in Sank Centre.
Ole Sukke and sons, Edwin, George
and Oscar, motored to Sank Centre
Monday evening.
Mrs. w. Austin and son, Orville,
made business trip to Sank Centre
Monday morning.
Prof. Heraly and Miss Ora Conley
taught manual training and sewing in
the school Wednesday.
Oscar Sukke rented 40 acres of land
from Mr.. Lefstead this week. He is
engaged in blowing It now.
Mr.. and Mrs. Oscar Sukke visited
with his parents Sunday and spent
Sunday evening with J. Roen.
Willie, Cyrus, and Walter johnson
and Warner Anderson have been prac-
ticing shooting the last two days.
\ Mrs. Ole Sukke and daughter, Mrs
Fred Peterson, of Long Prairie, calico
at Oscar Sukke's Saturday afternoon
Myrtle Anderson left Friday moor
for Fergus Falls where she will be
The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1916-11-09

M. A. Cole is prepared to do house
wiring of all kinds for electric lights
Farm lighting plants a speciality
Phone 276. adv2Otf
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1916-10-21

can see something SO much better
to work towards.
Yet folks, have you realized that
in 2o16 other people will be hunt
ing up stories about you? Maybe
then some little boy will triumph
antly pull an old khaki suit out of
dusty trunk and wear it in a big
parade. telling everybody that my
grandfather was one of the first
Boy Scouts in Wayne County, and
this is the very uniform he wore"
Or perhaps as a great relic they
will exhibit worn, yellow Junior
Palladium one hundred years old,
and some little girl dressed in old
fashioned plaid bingham will stand
by the exhibit saying: "My great
grandmother used to write stories
for this newspaper, and she wore
this dress to school when she was
a little girl"
So you better do things you will
be proud of, hadn't you? And as
we celebrate this first hundred
years of Wayne County, let's plan
to do such wonderful things that
next time they can have still
greater history to live over.
AUNT MOLLY,
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1916-10-21
The Bony Hand

Click, the lights went out, "And
now watt" his voice died down as
a passing wind.
First there appeared rib, then
another and another which seemed
to come from nowhere, till at last
a full skeleton was formed.
ooh, it's all a fake!" Fat repeat
ed to steady his nerves.
But at that moment walls of flesh
seemed to appear and fit them.
selves into their rightful places.
They formed into a man with the
flesh rosy and life-like. He turned
his head and it was David Childs-
berry. He spoke to us and turned
on the lights. -
That's enough for one day." said
Fat, searching through his pockets.
Here's a flyer for you. You GER
tainly are an artist in your line!"
Wen come again tomorrow" I
said, giving him another bill as we
were leaving. But we didn't go
back to that shack the next day;
for that night about twelve o'clock
we were awakened by fiery blaze
which lit up the whole sky, and the
next day we found that old howell
burned to the ground.
Two years after this we met Da-
vid Childsberry in New Jersey,
grown wealthy over his slight of
! hand performances. And if you
ever come across Childsberry's
Great Magic Shows, by all means
see it.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1916-10-21
Gladys Simpson
DescribesC Cat

have a white cat When he is
hungry he sits up like dog and
news.
The neighbors have shepherd
dog. Our cat goes over and plays
with the dog for hours. They have
great times.
The shepherd dog has been
taught to get the mail when the
postman comes. When the paper
boy comes at night, the dog will
bring the paper into the house.
When the dogs master tells him
the mail goes next door, he will
bring over to our house. When my
mother is not in the kitchen the dog
will lay the mail down and bark, but
as soon as he barks he picks it up
again. Mother takes the mail and
says. "Wait minute, DON" The
dog will wait back on the porch and
mother gives hi mcandy or sugar
everytime he brings the mail. He
does not believe in doing things for
nothing.
GLADYS SIMPSON, GA, Baxter
School.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1916-10-21
BY CLAUDE G. MILLER

II shall explain to you, since you
have traced me down, why l have
done this" the man began. but
first I need aid. Will you help me?"
We helped the old man bandage
his hand SO as to insure relief, then
we sat down, and the old fellow be-
gan his story again.
my name is David Childsberry,"
he said; Il became deformed in my
infancy, and ! have been using my
deformity as a key to all my delu-
sions had been what you might
call an amatuer magician, although
rarely gave public exhibits; l
studied deeply into the art of magic
and in time invented tricks of my
own.
after years of deep thought in
this line, my mind peculiarly drift
ed toward religion, and it was here
l saw new way to worship, using
magic.
after a year of hard preaching
of my new religion, l was driven
from almost every town where !
attempted to lecture. After time
my heart became embittered,
built this howell to use my magic
art as a means of highway robbery
and ! have done it. Now that you
boys have baffled me in trying to
| rob you, will show you mechan
! ism l have just finished"
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1916-10-21
Riddles

1. Why is not your nose twelve
inches long?
2. Why isn't the moon rich?
3. What country is like happy
dog?.
4. When is fishing discouraging?
5. What is the first bus that
ever crossed the ocean?
6. Why are chickens necks like
door bells?
Z. Why was George Washing
ton like a piano?
8. Why does an elephant never
go visiting?
8. When does a COW become real
estate?
10. What bells have no tongues?
Answers given in next weeks
Junior.
RUTH SCHWENKE
st. Johns School
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1916-10-21
The Smart Dog

Once upon . time man had a
goat, this goat was fun of mischief.
One day the man hung a new red
flannel shirt ON the clothesline.
The goat thought this was pretty
and swallowed it.
This made the man angry at the
goat SO he took him down to the
railroad station and tied him about
four hundred feet from the station.
1t was not very long until the
whistle blew. The goat thought
his time had come. But alas! the
goat coughed, and up came the red
flannel shirt, and tagged the train
PAUL CAMPBELL.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1916-10-21
Silver Polish
BY DOROTHY MARTIN

Once there were two boys that
lived in GAINESVILLE, Ohio. Their
names were Ben and George.
One day they decided they want
ed some money, so they got some
bottles and put coffee in them and
pretended 1T was silver polish. Ben
was to be deaf, dumb and blind, and
George was to sell this polish" for
thirty-five cents a bottle for the
benefit Of the deaf, dumb and blind
boy.
They started out one morning
and had sold several bottles when
they came to a nice looking house.
They were sure they could sell a
bottle there. When the lady came
to the door George asked her if she
would buy some silver polish. She
said she would if she could find
enough money. When she returned
she had only thirty cents. George
wanted the other nickel. The lady
said that she didn't have a cent
more, but George thought she sure
ly did because she was dressed so
nice. They argued there for about
three minutes and Ben began to
get impatient, for you know he
could not see, hear or talk. Finally
he forgot himself and said, well
let her have it for thirty cents and
come on" That ended the selling
Of silver polish.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1916-10-21

Dear Aunt Molly: What makes
engines run? MILDRED WIRTS.
Dear Mildred: BY getting up ire
mend0us steam pressure in the bis
boiler, and then opening a tiny
valve into the piston rod leading to
the wheels, the great force turns
the wheels. and that makes the en-.
CINE run. Ed.
Dear Miss Editor: Did you see
Patsy's chicken? / looked In the
bag two or three times. but could
not find 1t. George G..
Dear George. No, couldn't find
1t either, even when it was chipping
as loud as anything. Maybe the
man had It in his pocket. Aunt M.
Dear Aunt Molly: What makes
candy sweet and pickles sour? NJ.
w.
The real thing that makes sugar
candy taste sweet, and vinegar
pickles taste sour is the group OF
little nerve cells in your tongue
which telegraph up to your brain.
"This seems sweet" or ''this seems
sour" II you didn't have those
cells, sugar or vinegar or honey
would lasts as ordinary and flat as
dough and water. Ed.
Dear Aunt Molly: What makes
your muscles hard: Mildred w.,
Whitewater.
My dear Mildred: Hard work and
exercise might make your muscles
hard, but nothing helps mine very
much, not even trying to crank a
balky Ford. Ed.
Dear Junior Editor: How soon
are we going to have another cen
lenniAl? r. G.
My dear Sir: I'm afraid tie
soonest we can have another Gen.
tennial Il when we will be q hun
fred and some odd years old. Let's
have q Fall Festival in about two
Dr. three years from now instead.
will you? Aunt Molly.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1916-10-21
Dear Hoosiers:

Dear HOLSTERS:
How do you like the Centennial
by this time? Aren't you glad those
old pionker ancestors of ours start
ed all they did, hundred years
ago? You ought to be. And all this
week when you have been looking
at exhibits, has it impressed you
what wonderful changes have taken
place in Wayne County since a CEN
fury ago?
Perhaps you haven't realized 1t.
Junior Folks, but now days we are
living in a city and country that
would be ideal to those people of
1916. AS they toiled day after day.
clearing the land, driving out the
wild beasts. and enduring such
hardships that only the strongest
could survive, the vision Of our In
diana as it is now, prosperous and
peaceful, filled with comfortable
homes, good farms and solid public
buildings, would be a Land OF
Promise.
But do you feel like an ideal
child in land of promise? II you
do you're just a hundred years be
hind the times. We were ideals to
our poor ancestors, but we will be
"Old-foggies'' to the HOLSTERS who
celebrate the next Centennial
That's the best part of ideals: as
soon as you measure up to one, you
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1916-10-21
THE JUNIOR PALLADIUM

The Junior Palladium section Of The Palladium issued sau
invited contribute Stories sketches personal happenings
acceptable
side mail
The manuscripts that will be
their
this YOU
WRITE your parents write the letter for
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1916-10-21
Is IMPORTANT, NOW

Monday afternoon at recess the
teacher told all of the boys to stay
in after the girls had gone. the
fifth grade boys came in, too. Then
the teacher read letter that said
that there was going to be a con-
vention at the High school Auditor
ium and that five delegates were to
be chosen frgm each school to re-
present 1t. I was chosen first as
delegate. then Everett Phillips and
Howard Klute. l feel as If l were
important now.
Jean Crafts.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1916-10-21
{ QUERY
NCO r N E r

The editor will try to answer
questions readers of the Junior
submit to her. She will not
promise to answer all of them.
The questions will be answered
in rotation, SO do not expect the
answer to be printed in the
same week in which you send
it in.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1916-10-21

The Scout Law in Chinses is Sing
Sut, Jung Sun, Book Oy, Ch6n
Nook. Ly zee, Yam Chez, Fook
Chung, Fai Woot, Jeet Gin, Young
Gin. Jing Git and Goong Cling. Bet
tire learn it; it's great.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1916-10-21

Let rs endeavor SO to live that
when Ne come to die even the UNI
dertahR will be sorry."--Mark
Twain.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1916-10-21

For handsome is that handsome
does.-Goldsmith.
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1916-07-28
LAND OF BEGINNING AGAIN.

wish thor" w"r" some wonderful place
Called ihr Land Of Beginning Again,
" mr. "ll al; mistakes and all our
."ar,achrS
Md art If carr poor selfish grief
Could Il, dropped. like shabby old
coat. ~ IA. door,
And m".rr pat "n again.
| wish wr r"Iil conn. "i1 it all una aware.
l.Ik" the ng!nirr vino lindS a lost trail;
&Aad.l wish lhal lh' one whom our blind
ness had done
The greatest injustice" Of all
Could IL. y; IA" gates. lik" AN old friend
that waits
For the comrades he's gladdcst 10 hail.
We would Ind The things We intended to
do
Eui forgot and Rcmcmbcrcd--too
late.
LIrll" PRAISES unspnicn. littlc promises
broken.
And ail Of IN" Thousand and one
Little duties neglected that might have
perfected
I'll" day Tor ono less fortunate.
1t wouldn't il" possible not to he kind
In The Land "f beginning Again;
And the ones We IniSjuGSc'l and The ones
whom No Erur.God
Thor mnmcnr~ IT victory here
Would find IN ;hc grasp If our loving
hanGclasu
More IMAM i'nI'r"' APPS could explain.
For What mad been hardest we'd know
had hc"n best.
And Mat lad seemed loss would be
gain:
For Their. isn't a sting that will not take
wing
When w"ve faced 1t and laughed it
away;
And think hat Tho laughter is most
what were after.
In the Land of Beginning Again.
So wish that thtrc were some wonder
ful place.
Called the Land Of R"ginning Again.
Where all oar mistakes ami all our
hcartaChes
And all our poor selfish grief
Could be dropped. like a shabby old
coat. AT the door
And never put on again.
Louise Fletcher Harrington.