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East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1916-02-14
AZ the RarleNcorn Make

In common with many other thirsty
sons Of Bacchus we were present last
Thursday when J. Barleycorn kicked
the bucket and splled his contents in
10 the gutter While we watched the
obsequies we listened, VOC for, with
liquor. liquor everywhere nor any
drop to drink, there was comment
aplenty.
Not few observations were made
anent the cruelty OF the prohibition
law. We noted Horse Turner well up
in the vanguard Of those lnhaling the
beery aroma with dIstended nostrls,
and he remarked almost savagely in
TO the very teeth Of prominent pro-
hi something to the effect that the
law couldn' prevent man from get
ting his belly full Of smell
Norborne Berkeley. whose soul
turns somewhat TO poetry stood
watching the hoozy current descend
into the sewers "Ah would that
were a sewer rat" he chanted mourn
fully Teddy Hauswirth, well known
sportsman also watched the liquor on
its way to the river The game au-
thorities should never permit this
booze + be turned into the river" "
he said. THE fish are liable to be-
come intoxicated and butt their
brains out against the rocks Yes,
and the river is already so high that
II is about to flood us, spoke up Wes
MatlocE. who lives by the leyea
Moreover they're communicating the
water supply Of the towns below us,
added Bill Wyrick VINO lives at Cay
use and takes his baths in the river
there.
Pour id ondo der snow and We
make snowpals oudt of i'd" yelled
Nick Noel who was born on the other
side of the Rhine Billy Dunn made
similar suggestion. by distribut-
ing it along the snow the city could
get the snow moved without cost he
said GIVE it to charity" advised
Lowell Rogers, 1T would be charity
to give it to me-" supplemented T
Wade. why not give it to the hos
pital9' queried Carl Cooley Yes,
and you'd have half the town on the
sicklist inside of "a hours" Raz
Humphrey shot back
And thus the wit flowed as the
wine flowed The only two men we
observed who did not contribute
some comment or other were Walter
Bowman and Frank Frazier The for.
mer was busy taking pictures of the
scene and the latter was seen taking
something besides pictures
n. B.-If there were any witty
passages made there which we didn't
catch we would be glad to have them
contributed. Likewise If We have at
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1916-02-14

LONDON, Feb. 1.-THE Central
News is authority for a report that all
single men are to be called on to en-.
list this week A royal proclamation
shortly to be issued notifying all sin
gle men to attest. attributes the un-
expected summons to recent consult
tations between the minister Of muni-
ions and the war office
King George fixed February 10 on
the date on which the military ser
vice act was to be regarded as in
force All single men between the
ages Of 19 and II not exempt were
to have until March 10 attest
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1916-02-14
The Reason for our New Ordinance.
They were at the ball.
He-Come on let's dance.
She-No, let's rag.


John Montgomery went into a feed
shop and deposited his frame along
side couple of friends "Whatcha
eating today" he asked.
Half and half" one Of them re.
Flied.
Il don't know what It is but I'll
try It once, said J. N and forthwith
he gave the order
In due time the waitress returned,
bringing Montgomery bowl OF
bread and milk and to the other two
dishes Of steaming bouillon. 1t was
zero weather outside and the milk
was AS cold as the mercury But
Montgomery was game. even if he
was jobbed, and ate his dish with APP.
parent relish.
Would YOU ike 70 have anyhins
else?" quizzed the waitress
Yes" said the milk-fed one, with
a shver, bring me "A hot water bot
tie"
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1916-02-14
AN EASY WAY TO END
CATARRH FOREVER
Simple Home Treatment Destroys
Germs of This Dangerous Dis

Germs of This Dangerous Dis
ease
The reason why so many people
suffer from Catarrh never seem to
get cured is that they are continually
seeking the momentary relief Of
sprays, douChes greasy creams. oint-
ments etc such things do open up
the swollen nostrils and clear the
head temporarily. besides stopping
FOR while the disgusting blowing
hawking. splitting and choking. but
they never cure To drive out Ca
tarrh for good you have got to get
down to its real cause Catarrh is a
germ disease. The air IS always full
Of catarrh germs thrown off by one
person and absorbed by another and
when the system does fail to throw
off such germs they find permanent /
lodgment in the nose, throat and
head and multiply rapidly
The germs Of catarrh can be best
DESTROYED by inhaling the pure med
seated air. of Hyome pronounced
High-o-me1 This splendid and pow
crful combination OF OH OF Eurllyp-
tins with other healing agents has "a
wonderful Cermiciiaf action You
breathe its air into YOUR nose. throat
and lunEs hy means of a small hard
rubber inhaler which Tollman & Co
and other leading druggists here IN
PendIeton and vicinity SUNNY with
evcrv treatment This medicated alr
Is certain death 10 the germs OF Ca
arrh and drives them completely out
of your system and when the germs
ore DESTROYED the clBrrh with am its
disaEreeahle symptoms win stan Fv-
IN two ar three minutes use will give
refreShinz relief while. II you viii
usc O. two or three times dav for
p few weeks 30 win completely ban
ish caiarrh As Hyomej IS pleasant
to breathe and is always soId hv
druggists everywhere with a positive
guarantee OF successful results or
money back. surely no Catarrh suf.
ferer should go long before trying
this simple home remedy.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1916-02-14
Do You Find Fault with Everybody

An irritable, fault-rinding disposi-
ton is often due to disordered stom-
ach. A man with good digestion is
nearly always good natured. a
great many have been permanently
benefited by Chamberlaln's Tablets
after years of suffering. These tab
lets strengthen the stomach and en-.
able it to perform its functions nat.
urally. Obtainable everywhere
Adv
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1916-02-14
Compensatlon Not .Automatlc

SALEM, Ore. Feb. 14.-Employes
of the department Of indian affairs,
working in sawmills on the klamath
Indian reservation. do not automat-
ically come under Oregon is compen-
sation act, General Brown
ruled in reply to a query from the
industrial accident commission.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1916-02-14
Grateful Mothers
Tell Experiences

Mrs. T. Neureuer Eau Claire, Wis,
writes "Foiey's Honey and Tar Com
pound cured my boz Of a very sever
attack Of Group after other remedies
had failed. Our milkman cured his
children Of whooping cough
recommend it 30 every one as we
know from our own experience that it
is a wonderful remedy for coughs,
colds, Group, and whOoping cough"
Mrs. d. Gilkeson. Youngstown. O..
writes: My little girl had a severe
cold and coughed almost continuous
ly. I tried lots Of cough remedies, but
she didn't get any better Ny sister
recommended Foley's Honey and Tar
Compound to me. The first dose |
gave her relieved the Inflammation
in her throat, and after using one
bottle the cough left her
This sterling old remedy has been
in use for years and is just as eff
cient for adults as for children II
gives relief for irritated and tickling
throat. tight and sore chest. grippe
and bronchial coughs.
IL
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1916-02-14
FOR FIRST TIME IN
MANY YEARS HELIX
IS WITHOUT TRAINS
TOWN IS PRACTICALLY ISOIAT-
Ed BECAUSE OF WAsHOUTS
ON RAILROAD.
Estimated the snow Is about One
quarter GOne-Portiand Woman II
Taken Seriously III While visiting
Her Daughter-W. c. I. u. Holds
Its Regular Meeting Friday.
lEast Oregonlan speclall

HELIX. Ore, Feb. 14-Saturday
for the Grst time in several years,
Helix was without train service. Far
mers coming from the surrounding
districts, state the roads are in very
bad condition II is estimated the
snow is about one-fourth gone
Mrs Sharp OF Portland. who is
visiting her daughter. Mrs. Leroy
Penland, was taken seriously sick
Wednesday and brought to the CLAY
hospital for medical treatment
The W. C.. T. u, held its regular
meeting at the home Of Mrs f r
Chest Friday Three-fourths Of its
members being present The union
will serve tea in the near future
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1916-02-14
vox PoPULI.
NOX POPJLI.
nernul Boyd Didn't Write This b.
He Might Have.

Athena, Ore, Feb l3, 1915
Dear Bulldogger Editor:
note an item in the East Orego-
MAN giving Clark Wood Of Weston as
credlty for a report that the water
was not rising there As / view it.
such an item is worse than no item az
all. Wood doesn't know water when
he sees It, and besides he wouldn't ad-
NIT a flood had hit Weston as long
as a chimney top was above water
Yours for the fun truth,
VERITAS
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1916-02-14

The tale comes from Umatilla that
when the first news OF threatened
high water reached that burg almost
every male citizen without more ado
beat It toward the river. shovel in
hand An interested visitor In town
thought they were going to throw up
a dixie, but closer observation showed
him his error. Those men were simp-
ly rescuing buried treasure deposited
along the banks Of the Columbia.
Some Of it was IN bottles and some
in jugs II was a case OF flood
threatening to make a dry town drier.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1916-02-14
our Best Guess.

le BuIIUOgger.
am more or less Of stranger
here and seek information through
your valuable columns, Can you tell
me who it is that works in the light
company's office and who so resem-
bles Charlie Chaplin? and can you
tell me the names Of two men who
are always on the street together and
who look so much like ]. Rufus Wal
lingford and Blackie Daw Thanking
you for any Illuminating intelligence,
| am,
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1916-02-14

We visited the light companys Of
flee to secure what Illuminating in.
telligence we could. and, after giving
the once over to Milton Ross new
grown moustache, we believe him to
be the man first mentioned. Careful
patroling of the streets leads us to
believe that the duo referred to as
bearing resemblance 10 j. Rufus
and Blackie are none other than Jim
Huston and Johnnie Luck
EDITOR.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1916-02-14
ONE OF THE PROLEARIAT
wake Him Up. watson.

Esteemed Editor:
l have read with something like
CONSERVATION the announcement that
a number Of Pendleton bachelors. for
the sake of novelty are planning a
black and white dance. In the name
Of humanity I do protest. What is
society coming to that supposed ra-
tional men should dare propose such
a social intermingling Of the Cauca-
sian and Ethiopian races2
son OF THE SOUTH
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1916-02-14

WASHINGTON. Feb. 14.--Judge
George W. Atkinson of the court of
claims announced that he would re-
tire within the month Judge Atkin-
sen has passed the age Of 10 years and
is eligible TO retirement.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1916-02-14
For Wraps only.

"If it was any place else but the
high school where they were install
ing new lockers. / would view it with
suspicion just at this time" said one
prominent prohibitionist last week
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1916-02-14

The worst complaint We have heard
about the weather has been the fact
that several Mltonites have been un-
able to eat breakfast until so late in
the morning. owing 10 the fact that
their false teeth froze solid in the
water in which they had been put to
soak the night before Milton Eagle
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1916-02-14
Cbe O0aeakIp @ullDogger.
MONDAY, FEBRUARY H. 1916.

tributed the above remarks 10 indi-
viduals who were not present, we
would be glad to be corrected
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1916-02-14
TheN,re Not ExactIr Barren

10 Ine BuHdOggef,
observe that Chairman Ed Muir
phy of the councils finance commit
tee urges his fellow members to hur-
ry up and pay the first half Of theit
taxes so that the city's $4,000 deficI,
can he taken up. Have we got a
bunch Of steel barons ror council
men?
ONE OF THE PROLEARIAT.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1916-02-14

Two new hydro-electric stations
will deliver $4,000 XIV. to San Fran
cisco territory.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1916-02-14
Borrowed Copy.

Charles c Carr is the youngest Of
"A large family While we have never
heard his second name We presume
it is Caboose, as he is the last Carr
Stanfield Standard.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1916-02-14

The worlds production of cocoa
now amounts to more than 25OO0O
pounds a year.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1916-02-14

The news that Bryan IS about tc
take the stump against Wilson and
preparedness brings 10 mind as never
before the admirable utility of 4
stump -puller Weston Leader.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1916-02-14

Clark Nelson is eating Ike a real
man again Not long since he raised
the beam at 1SO and promptly decid-
ed to cut Off some Of his embonpoint
via the diet route After living for
four days on cold prunes, bran mash
and thin water, he stepped on the
scales and struck a balance at lS4
Thereupon he ordered up three T.
bones and a couple Of pies
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1916-11-16
AMER.C lNS HELD
BY GERMAN RULES
Babies Aboard Train Suf-
fered; No Milk and
Little to Eat.

FLUSHING, Nov. 14.-tVia Lon
don, Nov. Is, 2:35 a. IN. )-The three
Americans who were on board the
Dutch mail steamer Koningin
Regentes when the steamer was cap
tured and taken into Zeebrugge by
a German submarine are now safely
back on Dutch soil.
They had an experience which they
say they are not anxious to repeat.
They are Thomas Smith, an Ameri-
can courier, William Goodbody, a
New York attorney who had been
in attendance upon a legal case in
The Hague. and Howard Kimblay.
Mr.. Goodbody gave to the Associated
Press the following account of his
four days experience.
I'VE were kept aboard the steamer
in Zeebrugge harbor from Friday un-
til Monday with uncertainty as to
our fate, wondering what would hap
pen next While aboard we had
enough to eat, but the babies on the
vessel suffered from a scarcity of
milk. Monday morning the passen-
gers were put on board train
which we neutrals supposed would
frontier. We were mistaken, for the
first stop came at Ghent, where we
were put on a siding. 1t appeared
that the authorities had no instruc-
tions about us and none desired to
take any responsibility.
probably the Germans did not
want us to see the country, for II was
dark when we were sent on to Ma
lines. Here again no one seemed to
know about us and no food was pro-
durable. All we had thon was a bot
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1916-11-16
RIVER OIL TRACTS
LET BY CONTRACT
School Land Department Gets Good
Price for u Number of
Good Leases.

Special to The world.
OKLAHOMA CITY, Nov. ID
Leases on seventeen tracts of school
land and Cimarron and Arkansas
river-bed tracts were awarded today
by the school land commission at
bonuses above the regular one
eighth royalty, running from $50 to
$1,000. j. f.. Mcconnell, represent
ing the Doctors oil company OF
Frederick. got eight tracts in Greer
county, for which he offered $50 cash
bonus for each tract. The McGraw
oil n Gas co. got two tracts of Ar
kansas river bed, for which 1t paid
$1,000 and s72O respectively. For
theother tracts the bonuses were
$1,000 and S320, and two more
brought S4O0 each. j. X. Hadley got
three tracts in the Cimarron river
that brought $3.50 each.
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1916-11-16
80 Years of Rheumatism
Took S.S.S.--Now Well

her Rheumatism, and at the same
time replenish the blood with the
strengthening qualities that
only S. S. S. can give. The sue
cess of S. S. S. in such cases, as
well as in other blood disorders,
is due to the fact that the IN
gradients of S. S. S. are purely
vegetable and distinguished for
their restoring properties.
Blood Needs Assistance.
Your blood must have some
thing to assist it in sustaining
your health and S. S. S. is Ma
lures remedy for just such re
quirements. Mineral drugs should
be left entirely alone in treating
blood diseases as they are dan
gerous. S. S. S. is sold at all
drug stores. Demand the genu-
inc. Write cur Medical Depart
ment full particulars about any
blood trouble you may have and
you will be fully advised regard
ing proper treatment. No charge
for this service. Address Swift
Specific Co., 100 Swift Bldg, At
ianta, Ga.
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1916-11-16

tie of milk for the babies, while the
adults shared a dry loaf of bread.
After the stop at Malines we got to
Antwerp at midnight. There we
found the same conditions as at
Client and Malines. No accomoda-
tions had been provided for us, as
the authorities had received no in
structions. In large station room,
which was bereft of all comfort,
rsen. women and children had to
sleep on dirty mattresses spread on
the floor. This was the most un-
comfortable night, but with great
difficulty we We're able to procure
some bread.
"On the whole our treatment by
the Germans after we got off the
steamer was decidedly unpleasant.
Especially the Belgian women
were treated with unnecessary
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1916-11-16

Thirty years a sufferer from
Rheumatism without relief, then
finding perfect health in S. S. s.,
is the experience of Mrs. Brame
of Texas. Read her letter:
July 22,19l6
Swift Specific Co, Atlanta, Ga.
] suffered with rheumatism
for about thirty years. and new
er found cure till took S. 5.
S. | am now in perfect health
and no more nervous worry. /
cannot say too much for what
II did for me- 1t Is the only
blood tonic In my estimation. |
will always recommend II TO
every sufferer. am,
Respectfully,
3410 Spence ST., Dallas. Texas.
Mrs. Brame's case is typical
of many others who have found
S. S. S. the only relief from
Rheumatism. Mrs. Brame's hap
by experience will be yours if
YOU follow her advice and take
S. S. S.
Not a Mystery.
There is nothing mysterious
about this accomplishment. Mrs.
Brame only needed remedy that
would drive out of the blood
those impurities responsible for
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1916-11-16
Charters Issued.

Special to The world.
OKLAHOMA CITY. Nov. 15.-Sec-
retary of State j. l.. Lyon today is
sued the following charters:
The Bartlesville Business Mems
association, Bartlesville capital
$4,000; incorporators, Thomas Heal
er, NJ. j. Thompson, John w.
Healer, Partlesville.
Cobbs Lumber company, Tulsa;
capital $4,000; incorporators, l.. T..
Cobbs c. X. Cobbs, X. b. Cobbs,
Tulsa.
Motor Car Sales company, okla
homa City; capital s25, 1000; incorpo-
rators, James Bowen, f. B. Jordan.
Tulsa; G.. c. Price, Oklahoma City.
Bennett & Pitts Quality Shoe
Store, Sapulpd; capital $4,000; incor-
porators. p. II. Bennett, N. Pitts,
Nora Bennett, Sapulpa.
+. c. oil company, Oklahoma City.
capital $4,000; incorporators. Fred
c. Clarke. A. G. O'Neil, j. H. Stone,
Oklahoma City. ft4
Lndner OIL company, Tulsa; capi-
tai $4,000; incorporators, Il. Con-
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1916-11-16

Mrs j Wesley West and son, Mr.
W. B. West, expect to be at home to
friends by the holidays at their new
abode which is building in Maple
Ridge.
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1916-11-16
WILL BUILD GREAT
AIR FLEET FOR ARMY
Will Command Flying Squad
ron of the Best.

SAN ANTONIO, Nov. 15.-"San
Antonio is soon to become the great
aviation center of the south. Already
more than $2,500.000 worth of aero
planes are under orders to move from
the army concentration points and
the bulk of them are coming to San
Antonio.
Gen. Frederick Funston will soon
have at his command an aeroplane
defense line that will be second to
none in the world"
The foregoing was the statement
of Gen. George +. Scriven, head of
the signal corps of the United States
army at luncheon given in his
honor here today
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1916-11-16
Society

CONTINUED FROM PRECEDING PAGE
The date of the Hyechka cluo's
charity concert calendarod in the year
book for December has been ad-
vanced to November 2S, the place so
be announced within a few days.
Mrs j. Wesley West and son. Mr..
W. B. West expect to be at home TO
friends by the holidays at their new
abode which is building in Maple
Ridge.
Miss Florence Potter will entertain
the Merry Methodist Maids this even
ing at her home, 1871 Souta Main
street.
Miss Mildren McClelland of Seattle,
Wash, will arrive today to spend the
winter in the home of her aunt. Mrs
Cyrus S. Avery. and Mr.. Avery
Mr.. T.. Rogers Kemp has Joined Mrs.
Kemp and their little daughter Eliza-
beth for weeks stay at Excelsior
Springs.
Mrs. John Connolly of Muskogee
hag come for a weeks visit in the
home OF Mr. and Mrs ID. f. Con-
molly.
Mr. and Mrs James =. Flanagan
and Mrs. T. A. Oxley have returned
from several DAYS stay in Kansas
city and Excelsior SPRINGS.
Mr.. and Mrs. A. f. Robertson are
home from a pleasant stay of >month
with relatives of Mrs. Robertson in
Los Angeles and Pasadena, Cal.
Menus fer n Day.
(Tulsa Morning Worid)
BREAKFAST
Stcwed Prunes
Salt Mackcrcl Baked Potato
Emergency Biscuits Coffee
LUNCHEON
Poached Eggs in Tomato Sauce
Apple Johnny-Cake
Plain Blanc Mango Tea
DINNER
Tomato Soup
Lobster-Chops
Saratoga Chips Co'e-SlaN
Dressed Lettuce
Marshmallow- Caramel Pudding
Coffee
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1916-11-16

stantin, II. c. Lindner, Melodia Con-
stantin, Tulsa.
Collins Drilling company, Vinita;
capital $1,000; incorporators. John G.
Collins, j. T. Bracket. George Ashby
Vinita.
Commerce Volcanizing & Oil Co.,
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1916-11-16

the faults of their children" said Mrs.
Smith to Mrs. Jones.
''Do you think you can?" asked Mrs.
Jones.
Why. I would in a minute II my
children had any,
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1916-11-16
Promoted.

zones OF the shoe department is
the father Of 4 baby boy. He told tho
boss about it. thinking he might get a
promotion"
Did he get it?"
"Well. he's a floorwallter now"
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1916-11-16

Commerce; capital $4,000; incorpora-
tors, c. V. Stuart. Mrs. c. V. stuart.
Miami; c. Il. Judges, S. NJ. Dyer, ].
ID. Judd, Commerce.
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1916-11-16

If!
II don't see why mothers can't see
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1916-11-16
Tested Recipe.

Baked Sliced Ham-Two pounds
sliced ham. tablespoonfuls mincer
parsley, 2 teaspoonfuls minced onion,
juice y lemon to each slice. order
ham sliced one-haif inch trick; re
move fat nearly TO the lean and chop
it fine. Mince the onion and parsley,
mix with the fat. and spread over the
ham, which should he put into drip
ping-pan. Squeeze over the lemon
juice and bake till tender in n mod
crate oven from thirty to forty min
utes. A delicious brown or milk gravy
can he made from the drippings in
the pan.
about to remove to California, | de-
sire to sell a portion of my library.
Ministers and others please call with
in next three days at 1445 South Car
son avenue. Books at less than sec
ond- hand prices. J. c. Magee.-Adv.