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The daily Alaskan., 1916-03-31
D8. SUZZbLL0
 TAXES UP REIN5

University of Washington, March 3O--The life of Dr. Henry uzzalIo, sixteenth president of the Univer- sity Washington, was dedicated March 21st, at the end of a day ana a half of inaugural exercises, to the training of Washington's young men and women to lives Of expert service. Scholars, statesmen, repre- sentatiyes of the military, jWrists, members of the clergy, business men and students, coming from many parts of the land, joined in wishing him the strength to full fill his aspirations - wish he, himself, expressed at "he couclu- sion of his inaugural address.
 The Inauguration exercises pro- Der, drew to the great auditorium of the university, Meany hall, close to three thousand persons, and though the public was denied the outdoor academic pageant which thestoTmy weather made impossible, picturesque and uuworldly col emGity was lent to the occasion by the scholastic garb of faculty and delegates, the stately procession of the servants as they entered and took their places upon the stage auI in the pit, and the nobility of the musical program.
The daily Alaskan., 1916-03-31
DON'T MISTAKE
 THE CAUSE
Many People Have Kidney Trouble
 and Do Not Know It.
Dc you have backache?

Dc you have backache?
 Are you tired and worn out?
 Feel dizzy, nervous and depress- ed?
 Are the kidney secretIons irregu- lar?
 High coIored: contain sediment?
 Likely your kidneys are at fault.
 Weak kidneys give warning of distress.
 Heed the warning; don't delay
 Use a tested kidney remedy.
 Read this convincing testimony.
 Mrs. w. Tscheinen, 53O S. Fourth St., San Jose, Cal, says: My back troubled me so badly that l was crippled. It often seemed as if someone was running knife in- to my kidneys. The kidney secre- tions were unnatural and always felt tired and little like getting around. Doan's Kidney Pills cured me and I have had no kidney con- plaint since. Another of the fam fly used Doan's idney Pills with good results"
 Price soc, at all dealers. Don't simply ask for kidney remedy get Doan's Kidney Pills-the same that Mrs. Tscheinen had. Foster Melburn Co.,, Props, Buffalo, N. Y.
The daily Alaskan., 1916-03-31
ADMIRAL RIPS
 NAVY BOARD

Rear Admiral Bradley Allen Fiske, before the committee. on Naval affairs, declared that re- gardlass of how many ships were built it would be impossible to carry out the boards plan of mak- ing Amerlca's navy equal to any .afloat by 1925, because it would take ten years longer to develop and train men to man the increased fleet.
 He further asserted that ships do not make a navy-it takes trained men. You cant train q chess player to play Q scientific game within five years and how do yoG expect to train corps of sragetists in that time.
The daily Alaskan., 1916-03-31
WINTER STAGE SERVICE

Our through Mail Passenger and Freight Service wilbe operated between White Horse and Dawson, afOrdirg all possible comfort and dispatch by means of 6
 THOROUGHLY EQUIPPED STAGE AND
 AUTOMOBILE LINE
The daily Alaskan., 1916-03-31
0LD GLORY T0RN ID SHREDS
 BY UAR-HBD MEXICAN PE0NS

San Diego, March SO-Mexican peous hauled down the American
 flag in this city toady and tore it
 into sbreds. A race riot was al- most caused by the act. The po- lice were immediately called and the riot dispersed. No injuries have been reported. Feeling. is runairg high, and Mexican peons are seeking police protection, which is being given them as fast as they apply for the same. Many Mexi- can Iaborers have been disarmed. The police have been instructed to search and disarm all suspicious persons.
The daily Alaskan., 1916-03-31
FOR YOUR BENEFIT

Certain trades and occupations are hard on the kidneys. Railroad men, farmers, mail carriers, police men, expressmen, laboring men, etc. are especially liable to kidney and bladder trouble. All these will find prompt relief and help from the use Of "PUROLA' Kidney Pills. should they fail to benefit, return them to your dealer and the full retail price paid will be refunded. Price soc. Specify "PUROLA!" Sold by Kelle Bros Drug Go.
The daily Alaskan., 1916-03-31
ROOSEVELT'S SECRETARY
 IN THE BASTILE

New York City, March 30-John McGrath, secretary of former presi- dent Roosevelt has been committed by a New York magistrate to thirty days in the city bastile for dis orderly conduct
The daily Alaskan., 1916-03-31

Zenith oil cleans, Folishes, pre- vents rust and preserves. Zenith Oil is an excellent furniture polish, 1Oc, 15c 25c bottles. Keller Bros. Soic SlIagway agents.
The daily Alaskan., 1916-03-31

Washington, March 30--Carranza has consented to the use of the Mexican Northwestern R. R. by the troops of the United States. This will help greatly in the expedition into Mexico as supplies can be car red on the road and the use of Iuule and pack trains will be elim- mated.
The daily Alaskan., 1916-03-31

AuchOrage-Charles Covey has been arrested at Anchorage on information from IditarOd, charging him wth the theft of dog team.
The daily Alaskan., 1916-03-31

Fl Paso, March 3O-The first train load of supplies for General Pershing and his men left here this morning. Munitions of war, medical supplies and rations were in the long train which pulled from the station this morning.
The daily Alaskan., 1916-03-31
Quick Lunch Episode.

You tip the waiter, and i don't"
 "Well2"
 "Yet he gave us both the same amount of clam chowder."
 "You are unobservant, my friend. He dipped yours from the top and mine from the bottom. where the ingredients are."-LouisvillP Courier-Journal.
The daily Alaskan., 1916-03-31

Thief (who has snatched ladys bag)-Two transfers, a powder puff, a recipe for head wash and sample of silk! An I ran two miles wid 1t! I'm agin votes fer women - Pittsburgh Press
The Kenna record. (Kenna, Roosevelt County, N.M.) 190?-1924, 1916-06-30
The Newspapers
Magazines
Moving Pictures
writers foi

They pay more for the same class Of
service than most Of the professions. With
a table, chair, paper and typewriter Yeu
can begin now, and you do not need 10
give up your present occupation or employ
ment. Even II YOU do not wish TO take W
journalism as profession, there Is no BET.
ter mental training than learning-to write
The man or woman WHO writes Is aatss
'niaCios''ally t'lrcyn n touch with the Big peas
pie who are shaping the destiny Of the siate
and the nation, and the big things that are
taking place in the new development Of the
country.
1.-THE fundamentals are carefully and simp.
y arranged in our Correspondence Course
of Instruction. A Washington corresponds
ent who has written for every class Of publi-
cations during the past twenty-five years
has arranged the work, and is in charge of
the course. Money back il you are no,
satisfied.
Write today TO, inclination.
U. S. PRESS ASSOCIATION,
Bond Building,
WASHINGTON. D. C.
The Kenna record. (Kenna, Roosevelt County, N.M.) 190?-1924, 1916-06-30
THE THRICE-A- WEEK
EDITION OF THE
NEW YORK
WORLD

Practically Daily at the price at a Week
". No other Newspaper in the world
gives as much at so low price.
The Kenna record. (Kenna, Roosevelt County, N.M.) 190?-1924, 1916-06-30
State Live Stock and Pro-
ducts Exposition.

The third annual State Live
Stock and Products Exposition
will take place in Roswell on
the week beginning September
18th and ending September 22nd
or Friday evening.
in addition to the large and
liberal list Of previous fairs
there has been added a boys
and Girls department Offering
a large premium list to the boys
and girls in the various clubs.
It is open to all the boys aud
girls in New Mexico.
Charles Franks is again at
head of the racing department
and promises better racing than
last year when their speed cap
tured five Of the largest reces
of New Mexico.
Every indication points to 4
larger and better fare than
ever.
The Kenna record. (Kenna, Roosevelt County, N.M.) 190?-1924, 1916-06-30
500 Reward, slOO.

The readers Of this paper win be pleased to learn
that there = at least dreacd disease that scence
has been able TO cure ia a. stages and that n
Catnrrh Halls Caiarsa Ours tho only positive
cure now known 70 tho medical nternify. .Catarrh
being constitutional disease, qulres q constitu-
tional treatment. Halls Cat1ggl Cure D taken ln-
ternauy acting directly upon tic blood and mucous
surfaces u the system. thereby destroying the
foundation OF the disease and giving the patient
strength by building up the constitution and assist
ing nature n doing tta work. ~ e proprietors have
20 mueh aitn % ~ curative rJ,cra that they onC
one Hundred Dollars for any G So that it fails 70
cure Send for list Of Testimonial
Sold By an Druggists. 7bo.
Take Halls Family PMS ioE coQitpation.
The Kenna record. (Kenna, Roosevelt County, N.M.) 190?-1924, 1916-06-30


". No other Newspaper in the world
gives as much at 50 low price.
There has never been a time
when a newspaper was more
needed III the household. The
great war in Europe has now
entered its second year, with no
promise of an end for a long
lime. These are world shaking
events, in which the United
States, willing OF, unwilling, has
been compelled TO take a part.
No intelligent person can ignore
such issues.
The Presidential contest also
will soon be at hand. Already
candidates for the nomination
are in the field, and the CAM
paign, owing to the extraordi-
nary character of the times
will be of supreme interest. No
Other fiewsBapef will inform
you with the promptness and
cheapness of the Thrice a Week
edition of the New York World.
The THR1cE-A-WEEK WORLDS
regular subscription price is only
$100 per year, and it pays for
1853 papers. We offer this ins
equalled newspaper and The
Kenna Record together for one
year for 81 .65.
The regular subscription price
of the two papers is So 90.
The Kenna record. (Kenna, Roosevelt County, N.M.) 190?-1924, 1916-06-30
COWS FOR SALE

1 have between so and 60 head
of cows with calves, from 2 to 6
years old, at my ranch north
west of Kenna. Prices right.
Address me for further informa-
ton, at Kennas N. Nj.
g. T. Littlefield
The Kenna record. (Kenna, Roosevelt County, N.M.) 190?-1924, 1916-06-30

M. w. Hodges, livestock COM
mission dealer, reports the sale
# 400 bead Of steer and heifer
yearlings 10 Alonzo Mccoy, and
500 three and four-year-old
to Croker Bros. Il lsobb,
of Topeka, Kansas, from the
The Kenna record. (Kenna, Roosevelt County, N.M.) 190?-1924, 1916-06-30
Every Intelligent Person
Should Learn How
to Write.

More than a million people are employed.
in the publishing business in the United
States, and all of them chad to begin.
They are dropping DIT every day, and some
one must take their place. There must be
writers for
The Kenna record. (Kenna, Roosevelt County, N.M.) 190?-1924, 1916-06-30

Walker Bros. ranges. J. B.
Armstrong has received for Bal
lard g Armstrong 400 COWS and
calves from Mckenzie Bros,
and will receive HOO from the
same parties on the 10Th Of July.
Roswell News.
The Kenna record. (Kenna, Roosevelt County, N.M.) 190?-1924, 1916-06-30
EXCURSIONS

Account
Fourth Of July Celebrations
One and One-Third Fare for the
Round-Trip.
Stations in Texas and New
Mexico from which fares apply,
Higgins, Texas to Pecos, Texas,
inclusive.
Tickets on Sale July 2, 5, and 4 !,
Final Return Limit July 8, 1916.
One-half of these fares will
apply in the sale Of tickets to
children of s and under 10
years Of age, except locally in
New Mexico, which apply to
children Of 6 and under 10 years.
of age.
For further information see
T. 0. EIrOd, Agent
KENNA. NEW MEXICO
The Meridian times. (Meridian, Idaho) 1909-1938, 1916-11-17

do to write the and Yet nowadays
that Teller is reading magazines yet"
what are you talking nonsense
Sam Zarodnik reading magazines?'
Zapp exclaimed. "Sam couldn't even
read electric signs In words of one
syllable, like Lunch and Cafe
said he was moving away from Sth
Street on account of other people
reading magazine stories, Birsky,
which If you read anything from mag
azines, Birsky, you would know 1t
that every magazine has got in it at
least two stories where the scene is
laid in studio close to Washington
Square, and what nearly happens in
them studios, according to the stories,
Birsky, has created such a demand
for studios close to Washington
Square that all the furriers and cheap
clothing contractors has got to move
away from there; and the old run
down houses they used to occupy is
being made over into studios and filed
with magazine readers at rentals
which a furrier or a clothing contrac-
tor would consider high for sprinkled
fireproof loft with two elevators and
light ON three Sides"
"Aber what does all the people want
studios for?" Birsky asked. "They
amt artists, are they?"
Listen, Birsky," Zapp said. "If all
the people which rented studios in
New York was artists, understand,
the competition in the picture painting
business would make the cloak and
suit business look like it was run by
virtuous monopoly. AS real es-
later you should know it, that from
reading magazine stories lot of peo-
pie has come to consider as studio
The Meridian times. (Meridian, Idaho) 1909-1938, 1916-11-17

"And yet you say people gets good
idees ont of magazine Stories" Birsky
commented.
Il said they get idees," Zapp admit
ted, ''but not always GOOD idees. For
instance, when them mining people
run off that strike there in Colorado,
they got their idees from a serial story
by the name The Guilty Dollar which
at the time he bought 1t the maya
zine editor said was terribly exagger-
ated, because in this day and gener-
alton, understand, when a million
aire has got sense enough to make
hundred million dollars in platinum
like Senator Caruthers-Steel Trap
Carruthers, they used to call him on
the Platinum Exchange-it stood to
reason that he wouldn't stand for his
associates shooting down strikers and
their wives and children in cold blood,
Birsky. The magazine owner also
says to the author that he should
ought to be ashamed to write a story
where an American mine owner paid
foreign mine workers such miserable
wages, understand, and that for
writing such an exaggerated and I'M
true story he couldn't give the author
the regular amount for the story, but
paid him 1886 for II, which the author
figured was at the rate of &c. an hour
for his work. Later the magazine
owner got to like the story better, so
naturally when them Colorado mining
people reads on the front page of the
magazine that The Guilty Dollar is
a marvellous, gripping, genius-inspired
story of the Iowa Platinum Mines,
understand, and is mastery and
accurate study Of the problem of min
ing capital and labor, they want to
The Meridian times. (Meridian, Idaho) 1909-1938, 1916-11-17

any cold water fiat above the third
within ten blocks of Washington
Square, and in changing over such
flats into studios, Birsky, the only dec
Grating that the landlord must do is
to raise the rent from $40 a month
up to $50 a month, payable strictly in
advance"
WELL" Birsky commented, ''it's
time somebody done something for the
real estate business in New York"
Zapp disregarded the interruption.
another idee people gets from mag
azine fiction" he continued, sis that
spectacles amt a matter of eyesight
no more, Birsky. They come under
the head of clothing, and a young fell
Ter that reads the stories in an up-to-
date magazine would consider himself
practically naked If he was seen on
the streets without his rubber tired
spectacles. Then again in former
time young Teller was lucky if he
had three suits of clothes, y'under-
sbahN- Ills WHINING NlOlutS, Ills UcSl
clothes and suit of clothes he kept
to go fishing in, supposing he ever did
go fishing-aber nowadays not alone
does young fellers like to act In real
life like the young fellers in maya
zine stories, but they also want to
look like the illustrations. An up-to-
date young Teller has got different
suit of clothes for every purpose men,
toned in a magazine story, even If
he has to go without lunches to do it.
Yes, Birsky, the magazine artists
which is always drawing pictures from
away or tuxedo leaning over a
grand piano while lady is playing
her hardest to keep the blood circulat-
ing so she wouldn't freeze from the
waist up. understand, such a maya
zine artist is doing more to make
young men who are good dressers
raise checks and practice double-dou-
BILE entry than all the poolrooms, race
tracks, poker games and roulette
wheels in America"
"Then, after all, Zapp," Birsky said
magazine stories has bad influ'
| ence."
''Not on the dress suit, tuxedo and
cutaway business" Zapp replied, ''nor
on the rubber tired spectacle bushes:
neither"
"And how about gollefT' BIrsky
| asked.
81 got no kick about gollef, Birsky.'
Zapp concluded. eff my competitor
only devote enough time to it, Birsky
/ am satisfied"
| Copyright, New York Tribune)
The Meridian times. (Meridian, Idaho) 1909-1938, 1916-11-17
GREAT ACTOR ON HIS DIGNITY
dinate Who Spoke Lightly Of
Theatrical Production.

With reference to fine discrimina-
ton in the use of the well-knOwn Eng
lish language, 1t is possible to overdo
the thing.
Diving into the trunk of recOllections
for the suitable illustration to adorn
this remark and point the moral, we
find it in Richard Mansfield's Occupan-
cy of the Garrick theater in New York
days of hilarity on that stage.
To Mansfield this theater was tenn
pie. He tolerated no lightly spoken
references to it. One day, when an
attache reported. Mansfield gave in
structions and started for his dressing
room.
"Tll see you after the show" said
the business lieutenant in parting.
"'After the show?" repeated the
actor-manager, with dignity. Are we
acrobats?"
After the performance, replied his
associate, humbly.
1.-THE performance exclaimed
Mansfield. Are we ants?"
Pm very sorry" mumbled the
crushed manager; "rll see yOuafter the
play, SIR
Il shall be pleased to see you then,
answered Mansfield.
The Meridian times. (Meridian, Idaho) 1909-1938, 1916-11-17

find out what 1t is about. First the
Acting General Manager reads it and
says to the Second Assistant Vice
president: what some people wouldn't
do for money! And to make note
in the story they used machine guns
on the strikers. When the Second AS
sistant Vice President got through
with it, he said that Teller who could
imagine such rotten state of affairs
in any big industrial community was
a tiger in human form and made a
memorandum of the bull-ring idee, the
shutting off of supplies to the strik-
ers, including milk for their babies,
and one or two other pointers about
strikes, and then he passed ii on to
the Head Actuary and says TO him
that no wonder people hated the trusts
when such lies were allowed to be
printed about them, and that he
should look over the story and report
tomorrow morning at the latest what
could be done to eQualize the wages
of the foreign mine laborers out in
Colorado with the foreign mine labor
ers in the story"
"Aber don't people get no good idees
out of magazine stories?" Birsky
asked.
"Well," Zapp said, II myself got a
couple designs for waists from maya
zine covers and figured made five
per cent of the regular cost of the gar
ment or the goods didn't use in the
neck and sleeves"
"You could have made more than
that If you would be as sparing with
dress goods as the artists that draws
some magazine pictures" Birsky said.
"If lady would select the kind and
amount of clothes that some maya
zine artists thinks plenty sufficient for
their pictures, and if she would wear
such clothes on Fifth Avenue, Zapp,
before the patrol wagon arrives, she
would attract crowd of twenty thou
sand people,"
But there wouldn't be no magazine
readers among Them" Zapp retorted
''The magazines has given people very
liberal idees in the matter of dress
and etiquette. Birsky. Yes, Birsky, q
lot of people have changed their way
of living from reading magazine sto.
ries. Some of 'em moves into other
neighborhoods on account Of it. Take
for instance, Sam Zarodnik of Zarod
mix and Karpas, IN the fur business
and Sam tells me he is going to move
from 9Th Street to 26th Street"
tits funny how people changes,
Birsky said. "Ten years ago when Ia
rodnik & Karpas signed checks, Kar
pas wrote the Zarodnik and the Kar
pas, and it was as much as Sam coult
The Meridian times. (Meridian, Idaho) 1909-1938, 1916-11-17

Compound made her well, so | tool JEs;s e PIE
now am just as we'll as ever woo ~ ouq
cannot understand why women do,,t
see how much pain and SUFFERING I H., :
would escape by taking your meaic;Day
/ cannot praise it enough for It savad
my life and kept me from the InsoUa
Hospital. Mrs. E. SHELDON, 5657 i 9
Halsted St., Englewood, Ill. %
Physicians undoubtedly did their heat
battled with this case steadily and comb
do no more, but often the most scientific
treatment is surpassed by the medicinal
properties of the good old fashioned
roots and herbs contained in lydia p
Pinkham's Vegetable Compound.
If any complication exists IA
pays to write the Lydia E. Pink.
ham Medicine Co., Lynn, Mass.
for special free advice.
The Meridian times. (Meridian, Idaho) 1909-1938, 1916-11-17

with headachesl.rn sTl
|yousness, flashes ~
heat, and | suffersoSi
so much l did M, not
know what / w Tss
doing at times. "T 7
spent $500 on doc.
tors and not one a al
me any good. Ons
day a lady called s a.
my house and M Il
Ishe had been as s sa.S
las | was atone time ma
land Lydia E. PINK,
ibarnto w.
The Meridian times. (Meridian, Idaho) 1909-1938, 1916-11-17
A REMARKABLE
STATEMENT
Mrs. Sheldon Spent $500 G..
Treatment Without Rsn W
fit. Finally Made Well hs
Lydia E. Pinkham'sV eo.
etable Compound.

Englewood, Ill. ~" While s,,
through the Change of Life I sggSslng
The Meridian times. (Meridian, Idaho) 1909-1938, 1916-11-17

The less some women have TO say
the more difficult it is for them not 70
say it.
The Meridian times. (Meridian, Idaho) 1909-1938, 1916-11-17
Important to Mothers

You can't tell what man is untll
you argue with him. If his opinions
fail to jibe with yours, he's crank
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1916-08-10
Turks Recapture TOwns.
BREMEN TO CARRY BACK
GERMAN SOLDIERS?
Appleton. Wis. Man Gets Letter
From Consul in New
York To Report.

APPLETON. Wis. Aug. 1O.-The
submarine Bremen will carry a num-
her of German soldiers. now i'm this
country. back 20 Germany, accord
ing 10 a letter received here by Fred
Certz from the German consul at
New York. Certz. William Hemling
and Jacob Jess were ordered by the
German consul 20 report at once 20
New York, where they will be pick
ed up by the Bremen and taken TO
Germany, Certz said They left for
New York Tuesday night
All three men have been here for
three years. and come from families
Of German nobility.