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The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1916-11-17

His satanic majesty doesn't waste
much of his time on n busy man.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1916-11-17

Be not either a man of many words
or busy about too many things.-Mar-
Gus AureliuS.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1916-11-17

To corrupt the faith of generation
is worse than to corrupt the reservoirs
of city.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1916-11-17
Waits Too lond.

The good cure may be all right in
its way, but man seldom feels the
need of the cure until his gold is gone.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1916-11-17
To Avoid Chapped Hands.

After having the hands in soapsuds
wash them in vinegar to make them
soft and white and prevent their chap
ping.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1916-11-17
Sure Proof.

"How did you know the play would
be bowling success?"
Because we tried it on the dog"
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1916-11-17

Slams rosewood forests have been
heavily overexploited. The govern
ment is now protecting them.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1916-11-17
A Pair of PitieS.

Edith-Isn't it pity that poor men
don't know enough to remain single!
Marie-Yes, and that rich ones do?
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1916-11-17

Wright's Indian Vegetable Pills have stood
the test of time. Test them yourself now. Send
for sample to 372 Pearl street, N. Y.-Adv.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1916-11-17

Every effort to development is q
conscious effort to develop Gods re,
sources in you.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1916-11-17

If q man lives as he should the
world will not be very much better by
his getting out of it.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1916-11-17

And most people who know but lit
tie always want to tell just little
more.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1916-11-17

If the church is to be representa-
tive of Christ, it must have scope of
missions.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1916-11-17

New York receives weekly from 12I
10 IT'S carloads Of chickens, averaging
10000 pounds to the cor.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1916-11-17

Pimples, boils, carbuncles, dry up and
disappear with Doctor Pierces Golden
Medical Discovery. In tablets or liquid.
ADV.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1916-11-17

Nature warns you when the track of
health is not clear. Kidney and bladder
troubles cause many annoying symptoms
and great inconvenience both day and
night.
Unhealthy kidneys may cause lumbago,
rheumatism, catarrh of the bladder, pain
or dull ache in the back, joints or mus
Giles, at times have headache or indiges-
ton, as time passes you may have sal
low complexion, puffy or dark circles
under the eyes, sometimes feel as though
you had heart trouble, may have plenty
of ambition but no strength, get weak
and lose flesh.
If such conditions are permitted to
continue, serious results may be expect
ed; Kidney Trouble in its very worst
form may steal upon you.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1916-11-17

Everything comes to the waiter who
waits on himself.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1916-11-17

The man who can see no good be-
yond this life has failed to find the
highest good in this life.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1916-11-17

DR.. Peery's ''DEAD SHOT, is an effective
medicine for Worms or Tapeworm in adults
or children. One dose is sufficient and NO
supplemental purge necessary.-Adv.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1916-11-17

"What do you think of this extra
hour of daylight scheme" what I'm
for is more moonlight" declared the
romantic girl
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1916-11-17

Bald heads don't always generate
bare facts
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1916-11-17

To make anything very terrible, OBJ.
security seems, In general. to be nsess-
sary,
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1916-11-17
Davis' Hard Hit

sites, GRADUATED Eyelids, Sore and In1amed
Eyes healed promptly by the use of ROMAN
EYE BALSAM.-Ady =: ~
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1916-11-17
NEWS OF NEW JERSEY

Dumont, N. il feel happy over
the relief DR.. Pierce's Favorite Pre-
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1916-11-17

A man, seldom marries unless he's in
Ioyesor inltfebt.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1916-11-17

No man ever surprised woman by
telling her he loved her.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1916-11-17

Patience isn't necessarily a virtue i;
more often it's q necessity.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1916-11-17

We always feel sorry for the 200
pound girl who tries to act cute.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1916-11-17
ARE YOUR KIDNEYS WEAK?
Thousands of Men and Women Have Kidney
Trouble and Never Suspect 1t.

ing increase and remarkable prevalency
of kidney disease. While kidney dis
orders are among the most common dis
eases that prevail, they are almost the
last recognized by patients, zOho usually
content Themselves zVtth doetoring the
effects, while the original disease may
constantly undermine the system.
If you feel that your kidneys are the
cause of your sickness or run down con-
dition, try taking DR.. Kilmer's Swamp
Root, the famous kidney, liver and bad
der remedy, because as soon as your kid
neys improve, they will help the other
organs to health.
If you are already convinced that
Swamp Root is what you need, you can
purchase the regular fifty-cent and one
dollar size bottles at all drug stores.
Don't make any mistake but remember
the name, DR.. Kilmer's Swamp-Root.
and the address, Binghamton, N. Y, which
you will find on every bottle.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1916-11-17
Attending Prayer
Meeting
By REV. JAMES M. GRAY, ID.
Dean of Moody Bible Institute,
Chicago

TEXT-Not forsaking the assembling
of ourselves together as the manner OF
some is.-Hebrews 1925
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1916-11-17

To women who suffering from some form of
woans special ills and have constant fear of breaking
down. the three following letters ought to bring hope
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1916-11-17

Nearly 59awomen are employed by
the French Railways, 800 of them act
ing as station masters.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1916-11-17
PrevaIency Of Kidney Disease.

SPECIAL sample bottle of by enclosing
of send
thousands grateful
needed
Address
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1916-11-17

The weekly prayer meeting has been
called the pulse of the church, but it is
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1916-11-17
Exact Copy Of Wrapper.
Well Known.
Up-to-Date Diagnosis

"What did the doctor say?" He
felt of Jones' purse and said there was
no hope."-Dalias News.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1916-11-17

True love doesn't thrive well In a
public garden.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1916-11-17
TLive Long,!

If you bet s1s and lose it's unlucky.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1916-11-17
Testimony from Oklahoma.

Lawton Okla-"When began to take Lydia E. Pnkhams
Vegetable be good nothing easily
and had much the time and irregular
before little child and did wonderful amount Of
good at that time. fail to recommend Lydia Pnkhams
Vegetable Compound ang because it has done much
me"-As AL 500 Have St., IaWton Okla.
Honolulu star-bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1912-2010, 1916-11-02


with their efforts assist their patrons by much Their shopping as possible
advertising Furthermore the stores Of such merchants that
oneis mostik to fine the
The Ekalaka eagle. [volume] (Ekalaka, Mont.) 1909-1920, 1916-10-20

Auth",tzcJ aud paid for b. Sharpness Walker
The Ekalaka eagle. [volume] (Ekalaka, Mont.) 1909-1920, 1916-10-20
WALL ST. WOMEN
tour FOR HUGHES
Silk Stocking. Poodle Dog BIi-
qadde" Off 10 Invade West.
E.ANES SUFFRAGE FRETENSE.

f.15ny Members Of Parry Travelling on
Train &c Luxe ~Repudisted by Lead
ers Of Women's Movement - Paid
Breakers TO Do the Talking Fer
Them.
Wall Street is too !usy harvesting
Democratic prosperity to 60 campaign
luy-but it is sending lis N~unlrnioik
ii4r greatest aggregation OF wealth
un.l social distinction eyer represented
Is fuss. feathers and frm;niuity itti
New York Monday, oct. :. rs SictIlI
TRAM de luxe, 10 tell their sisters ol the
West how they should vote. NaNJ Ut
t.t"~e women, claiming to lie clnll sNf-
flase workers. are rtiuliatot! Ivy lead
ers of that movement.
Stopping at Albany. jtica ana S.yra
r1l#c u! their first day, the itinerary
takes the WonenS campaign tram
through the principal cities Of the
north route across the continent and
brings them back through Colorado,
Nebraska, Missouri and Kentucky, a
tour lasting until NOV. i. The expenses
are raid hy and the tour J., conducted
under the auspices Nf the Noi1'n ;
Committee Of the National Hughes Al
lance.
''Women's Hughes Alliance" sounds
innocent ana harmless enough anti
The Ekalaka eagle. [volume] (Ekalaka, Mont.) 1909-1920, 1916-10-20
State Democratic Ticket.

United states Senntor-livnry l.. Myers
OF hamilton.
Representatives in Cnngrp~s-Ioln NJ.
/ vans OF Mis- otll1. and William tutt, of
RU'tr.
Justice S'trrrn>r' oNrt-io)n II. Patterson
al MiSsolia.
t+oNernor-S. V. Stewart of Njrgiuia CITY.
lieutenant Governor-W. w. No nuWrli "i
Iiuttr.
lijiou
secretary Of State-Tlos. N. Swiuttehuret
U' livingston.
State IreHsurer-Lohn i. Cullertun OF
Cutie.
state Anditcr-Wiliinm heating of Mi
Sol'ia.
i'niirond Conlmissioner--I1. ]. Johnson Of
Silver Bow.
Cleric OF supreme Coaet-T. j. Carr"ll OF
Billings.
Superintendent Of fuN'lc Instructions
itrrcaa O.iQnupl OF B.i.in-S,
The Ekalaka eagle. [volume] (Ekalaka, Mont.) 1909-1920, 1916-10-20
Values Vanish, Taxes Tower
Slump of o,ooo,Q 600 to 100000
i. Washington Really and Per-
so1ai Property Under
Prohibition.
NIEMnia. Wash. Oct. 3.

IN spite OF official figures from State Lane Con~
missioner SaViAge, showing a decrease of SOC 02 600
III Teal estate values, and nearly $50, 600. 600 IN person.
al pfvIpr'N. siace prohibition went into effect in the
State 81 Was11jHnton, every possible effort is being
made b. TIE ',IiN' officials and newspapers to &scri5n
this Tremendous tumble to almost any other cause
than Ne Ieat ono.
Desperate and d inr IS the struggle to escap"
from tha ,n'y logical conclusion to be drawn from tbe
facts az presented hv this r"Y'oTt, and feeble and fco!.
ial are the explanations AMI the excuses made to o.
@*aro tie rVsI reason for ths dep|oial!e drop in the
;a&retat@ wealth OF 8 once prosperous and progress
size state.
The pvvI,ihijionists declare that these sIun}5 in
va1uea eve lae to more unfav"rah'e general cunGi-
Toms, }a' his statement carries with it the ulalis-
ii u tina ".e9rHa' conditions are worse now, under
|rr,hiHtis =, tI.n they were last lear when the state
Was 'Wtt.8 Mad how does this explanation agree
with tie H&51aIess claim Of these same "l"H&' that
prof. i#ltn mas brought ire eased prosperity:
Il The term general cp.Gi ions is to b. given a
national Application, then this claim is proven falls"
upsN lis vety f4c1, because general condltinns' in
wet states like Montana. Utah, and Nevada Were
letvs better in all lacir history, and we EuaI Of 10
>.um}5 IN value there.
And vl4n this decrease of Approximately 500
$4,000 ~ values within eight months after Washing
t,l became a "ury" state, the budgets being prepared
as q basis Of taxation for nest years expenses are
Dt-E,t tl IA GHt i@IAii. i.I.t y * ilIC q tSHN TO-
Spokane WIS 50 = mills bat this year the levy viii
b. at i2a@t ~ uli!Is after the most strenuous effort to
CT UJ"u TIE COST OF operating practically every de-
p%aItDlcOt in both city and county governments,
has IL an"thcr thing the "drys' cannot salts.
Iactojly cHplaiu even on the plausible theory OF gen
cra' conultio0s.' for II IS a rather difficult matter to
reconcile The GU"nNar! dip Of values with the upward
trend Of lG<,s.
It costs just IS inuci' to ran the city the toi;i-
t., aal t.5o state under prohibition as ii did under
the iiceu5c system. There is lust as rluc, crime
IS there cyer was before, and even more OF certain
kind; of crime. Those who preached prohibition
gave t'le;r solemn ;slNa}cc that crime Wuntt do
crease a1l prosperity increase. when. as a matter Ct
fact. the ONLY thing that has decreased under lto1!-
tIti"4 il ,4js state is property. The only ;nrr." e
ISa been n ta>eg.
With vanishing values aI1 along the line. and Big
&c: budgets fVl The expenses Of conducting public al
fairs, how are even the most glib and gifted ~lcld!prs
Of paIav2r, soft soap and ~sophistry going to make tho
average taxpayer believe that prohibition is q good
thing.
tAdv paid for hy Montana Commercial & Labor League. ''"1p1rH1
The Ekalaka eagle. [volume] (Ekalaka, Mont.) 1909-1920, 1916-10-20

Wilson's GOOD enough for Nr Charles
*. Eliot. Ei~Ilarl II. Olncy, TIloluas y.
Edison, Horny Ford, Ben Lindsey, Ida
'rarbal} and a host Of other 1istin
-uislrh mpn aul women, but Clifford
!'iMchct and lINcrta's friend. Henry
Lane Wilson. don't like him a llslc bit,
The Bemidji daily pioneer. [volume] (Bemidji, Minn.) 1904-1971, 1916-01-27
TURTLE LAKE

X X X X X X X X X X X X X X r
The Bemidji daily pioneer. [volume] (Bemidji, Minn.) 1904-1971, 1916-01-27
VAUDEVILLE AT GRAND
FRIDAY AND SATURDAY

This weeks vaudeville at the Grand
theater, Friday and Saturday, is the
third on the Kellie-Burns, western
representatives of the Sullivan e
Considine circuit. The previous two
shows pleased the Bemidji playgoers
and were attended by large audi
ences
The acts this week will include the
Juggling Parrots, comedy manipula-
tors of inanimate OBJECTS; Miss Flor
ence Raymond, in a ventriloquist
act; Hanson, a contortionist of con-
siderable repute; the Majestic Com
edy Trio, from which advance reports
tell us can be expected much har-
mony, mirth and folly.
The four acts will be with the
regular picture program.
The Bemidji daily pioneer. [volume] (Bemidji, Minn.) 1904-1971, 1916-01-27

Mrs. M. w. Butler, left Monday for
his home at Redby, Mimi.
Dudley Lawrence transacted bust
ness in Turtle River Wednesday,.
Mrs. Cyrus Fournier visited Dr. and
Mrs. j. Laney Of Turtle River Thurs
day.
J. O'Neil is visiting his sons, Ar
thur and Frank O'Neil
M. w. Butler called on Peter NAL
terude of Buena Vista Monday.
Albert Struck, who has been visit
ing his sister, Mrs. Augusta Walters,
for the past month, left Friday for
his home at Odessa, MINI.
The Bemidji daily pioneer. [volume] (Bemidji, Minn.) 1904-1971, 1916-01-27
NORWEGIANS TO RAISE
FUNDS FOR FIRE SUFFERERS

St. Paul, Mimi, Jan. 27.-Minne-
sofa Norwegians today were awaiting
an answer from Senator Knute Nell
son, to an invitation for him to ad-
dress series of meetings through
the state, the stated object of which
is to raise funds for the relief of
stricken residents of Bergen, Nor
way, practically destroyed by fire.
The Bemidji daily pioneer. [volume] (Bemidji, Minn.) 1904-1971, 1916-01-27
PRICE OF IMPORTED
FISH SCARS HIGH

St. Paul, Mimi, Jan. 27.-The
price of imported fish is 20 to 80
per cent higher and lent is coming on.
This too, is ION account of the
war;" fish men said today. Fisher
men are fighting shy of the mine
laden North sea, they said. Halibut,
trout, pike, smelt and whitefish are
UP most, they said.
The Bemidji daily pioneer. [volume] (Bemidji, Minn.) 1904-1971, 1916-01-27
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X = & * * *
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K (By Special Correspondent X
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Born, to Mr.. and Mrs. Barney Glib
ney, Jan. II, 1915, son.
The young folks of this town gave
q sleigh ride party last Sunday, driv
ing to Wilton and back.
Roy Bowers of Kelliher is spend
ing a few days at home with his par
ents.
. Mr.. George Grow and daughter,
Alice, were shopping in Bemidji last
Saturday.
Mrs. J. G. Ingersoll made business
trip to Bemidji Monday.
NJ: and Mrs. Ole Steortron spent
Sunday afternoon at the Gibney
home.
The Bemidji daily pioneer. [volume] (Bemidji, Minn.) 1904-1971, 1916-01-27

< (By Special correspondents <
X X X X X X X X X X X Xxx X X X X
Paul Struck of Odessa arrived Sum
day. He will visit for some time
with his sister, Mrs. J. H. Locke, and
other relatives.
John E. Carlson transacted bust
ness in Turtle River Thursday.
Master Erwin Butler, who has been
visiting his grandparents, Mr.. and
The Bemidji daily pioneer. [volume] (Bemidji, Minn.) 1904-1971, 1916-01-27
FIRE IN HOME IS
SMOTHERED; NO OXYGEN

Thief River Falls, MIMI, Jan. e..
Fire in the home of J. F. Kelly,
singed some of the furniture and
went out of it's own accord in a frame
house. The house was closed tight
smothered out by lack of oxygen.
The Bemidji daily pioneer. [volume] (Bemidji, Minn.) 1904-1971, 1916-01-27

You can get big, Fat pencil tab
let for a nickle at the Pioneer office,
and an extra big, fat ink paper com
position book for a dime All the
"kids' will want one when they see
'em.
The Bemidji daily pioneer. [volume] (Bemidji, Minn.) 1904-1971, 1916-01-27

Pay-Up Week is a progressive pro-
position. Held in Bemidji Feb. FL
26.
The Bemidji daily pioneer. [volume] (Bemidji, Minn.) 1904-1971, 1916-01-27
FORMER POLICE OFFICER
ATTEMPTS SELF DESTRUCTION

Al Newman, farmer residing
about seven miles south of Gonvick,
formerly a police officer in this city,
has been lodged in the county jail
here, having attempted several days
ago to end his own life He pressed
of his children pushed to the gun to
one side, the bullet going through
NeWman's chin.
The Bemidji daily pioneer. [volume] (Bemidji, Minn.) 1904-1971, 1916-01-27

Mrs. Carrie Abbot and Mrs. Mar
garet Cone of Forreston, Minn., ar
rived in the city Tuesday to spend a
short time visiting as the guests of
their sister, Mrs. J. G. Cobb.
The Bemidji daily pioneer. [volume] (Bemidji, Minn.) 1904-1971, 1916-01-27

Pioneer advertisements are ra-
liable.
Crittenden record-press. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1909-191?, 1916-01-06
ONE OF FOREST GROVES
POPULAR COUPLES WE'D.

AT Z o'clock Wednesday, Dec
22nd. 1915. in the beautifully dec
Grated parlor OF the brides pa
rents, Rev. r. and Mrs. Alic,
Robinson, Mr.. Marion Beard anc
Miss Stella Robinson were mar.
ried in the presence of a number
of friends Of both the contract.
ing parties.
Many handsome gifts were
presented to the young bride and
groom by the guests. Rev.
Barnes, Of Marion, united the
happy couple in a very impress.
sive ceremony. The bride was
dressed in old ivory satin, and
her maid of honor, Miss Florence
Patten, of Fredonia, wore a
beautiful dress of pink crepe-de.
chine. Mr.. Walter Cleghorn act
ed as best man. The wedding
march was played by Miss Ruth
Cook.
Mr.. Beard is the only son Of
ESQ Ed Beard, a prosperous far
mer on Hurricane Creek. They
have purchased a part Of the
Louis Sliger farm and will make
their home for a short time with
the groom's parents.
The bride is the Oldest daught-
err Of Elder Robinson and is a
very attractive and sweet girl of
many noble qualities.
Crittenden record-press. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1909-191?, 1916-01-06

who reached the place first after
the fire was discovered say the
fire started apparently in the
north room, one which was not
used regularly by Mr.. King. Mr.,
Walker does not know what
arrangements he will make for
a house until he can build, which
he will probably do in the spring.
He carried insurance for about
one-half the value of the house.
Crittenden record-press. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1909-191?, 1916-01-06
CANTON BUSINESS MAN
SUFFERED 20 YEARS
VI. Gibson Swiftly Restored and Feels
Like Young Man Again.

N Gibson. a business man OF Can.
ton, ILL.,. for 20 years was a sufferer
from stomach disorders. He took
many treatments and spent large
sums seeking relief.
One day he tried a dose OF Mayrs
Wonderful Remedy. The results he
sought came at once. He found quick
relief Telling OF his experience, he
wrote:
Your medicine is the best on earth.
! have spent hundreds OF dollars on
medicine, doctor bills and hospital ex.
renses. have been sick FOR 20 years
Since | took your medicine I feel like
Young man again"
layr's Wonderful Remedy gives per.
manent results for stomach. liver and
intestinal ailments. Eat as much and
whatever you like. No more distress
after eating, pressure Of gas in the
stomach and around the heart. Get one
bottle OF you- druggist now and try Il
On an absolute guarantee-is not salts.
iaetory money VIII be returned
Crittenden record-press. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1909-191?, 1916-01-06
He Knew Where II Was
For The First Time,

Jones was q past master Of the
habit oil carelessness. He drop.
ped things around in any old
place and afterwards never re.
membered where the place was.
One night he rose from bed to
get some medicine and swallowed
his collar button in mistake for Q
cough drop.
Mary" said he to his wife
when the awful truth dawneC
upon him, IL have swallowed my
collar button.
That's all right" responded
wife in a tone Of evident salts,
faction. There's nothing t
worry about"
Nothing to worry about" re
turned father. DO you"
That's what | said," inter
rupted little WHEY. For once
in your life you know wher,
you've put IT," Philadelphia,
Telegraph.
Crittenden record-press. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1909-191?, 1916-01-06
FOR BRONCHITIS, WHooPINe COUGH.
GROUP, COUGHS AND COLDS
Make the Best Remedy HomeS Teaspoonsfu for 50

II everything was sold in as liberal and
fair manner as the below named drug.
gists are selling Schiffmann's New Con.
centrated Expectorant, absolutely no
cause for complaint or dissatisfaction
could possibly arise from anyone. These
druggists say-"Buy bottle of this rem.
edy and try 1t for Bronchitis. Whooping
Cough, Severe Cough. Group or any
Bronchial Affection. and we will return
your money, just the same as we do with
Sehiffmanns famous Asthmador, If it
does not give satisfaction, or II not found
the best remedy ever used for any Of
these complaints" Why not take ad.
VANTAGE Of this guarantee and try this
medicine, and get your money back, rath.
er than buying another purely on the
xasserated claims Of its manufacturer
or on the strength of testimonials from
others and run the chance of Getting
something worthless and also wasting
your money!