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Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1916-11-17
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SIDEWALK REUNIONS.
III cHARl Es q. pRtscoLL

~ CHARLES D. DRtscoLL.
Upon the busy, crowded street
The neighbors from up our way meet;
They take their stand upon the waiA
And chatter, gossip, hug, and TAX.
While traffic halts and horses sweat
And coppers rave in wild despair.
Out in the. gutter walks the crowd,
The high, the low, the poor ana
While Aonking motors run them
down
And splatter up milady's gown!
TO suffer thus seems pretty tough,
Just for this street reunion stun!
I want a pit beneath the walk
Where people stand and peddle talk;
A lever in the copper's hand
Will dump each little gabby band;
The busy people then may 80
About their business. to and FRO.
- - %ft 80
1870 Fable. Y a%''@
T Once upon a TYNE a pianist on the
stage, after getting through playing
his repertoire, asked ye audience 70
mention their favorite piece. He said
he'd play It, and they did. and he
did, and not one one Of them men.
toned "Silver Threads Amongst Ye
Cold or Eye Rosary" :
All! them was the happy night.
>, o 10y @sst};fa
After 20 years of unsuccessful H.
Dor a Minneapolis inventor has at
last perfected his machine for smooth
ening the wrinkles on a. doorknob.
This remarkable invention puts IN
end to the problem Of smoothing door
mob wrinkles.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1916-11-17

capitol after completing a'tour Of IS:
spection With other members az the
board Of control. Of the various institu-
lions under their jurisdiction: In the
northern part Of the state. The board
visited Grafton, Bathgate, Devils Lake
and Dunseith, and found conditions
everywhere reasonably satisfactory.
Every institution in the state has now
been inspected for the close Of the
year. srf -. 80 =
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1916-11-17
AMATEUR LEoIsLAToRS
SEEK, INF 0RMATl0N ON
~ LEGIsEATING METHODS

Some Of: the recently elected legis-
lators, at least; do not intend to go
into the Fifteenth assembly unprepar-
ed. 4 The secretary Of states office Is
receiving requests from amateur
statesmen for advice upon standard
methods Of law.making. The legis-
latofs" frankly admit their. ignorance
OF the subject but asserts that IL
consultation of standard! authorities
will suffice, they intendtt oknow some
thing Of the game. before they as.
sSmble III Janusry.,iiejt., oi.aafs ~.
y The secretary ofestateT IL referring:
the thirstefs for knowledge to the;
congressional library at, Washington,
the state refereuCo library at the CAP,
itol and other so1hees whence may tbe
had rules of procedure. parliamentary
law. house, aud sena4ea Journals and
other helpful flitoratslre.so .aa1rh ,HT
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1916-11-17
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What He Wanted.

~. 4 What He Wanted.
Come in and look over our stock"
said the ELUSIVE automobile sales.
man to q prospective missioner. I'VE
have lots Of good buys" So.
.Good-bycs?"f exclaimed The p. c.
'Great Scott. man I've got Z. good.
bye now; what l want is q hello!",
90
Right.
The teacher had been reading to
the class about the great forests Of
America. 2,aa
"And now, boys" she announced,
which one OF you can tell mo the
pine that has the longest and sharp
est needless"
Up went q hand in the front row.
well, Tommy"
THE porcupine. Tit Bits.
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Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1916-11-17
PARTIES

Party lines have become m0reshat-
tered in the West than in the Est.
That is one great reason whythe
!, center Of political gravity shifted lsst
Of the mississippi river. y
!. Western states have adopted t&
non-partisan ide& more readily thar
thes East. t3ltNapplies to the judiciary
to municipal affairs and to schoo'
officials in North Dakota. Other states
aave gone to greater limits ana auo,
ished party lines I'M county and leg
islative affairs. L. = =
Minnesota has a noH,partssar ieEfs:
sIature. There, surface indications
that the idea Of abolishing all party
lines in local, county and state gov
eminent is growing in this state.
Politicians are prone to nnderesti.
mate the breaking up Of party loyalty.
The pendulum is swinging the other
way, nevertheless. Doubtless a 70.
versal will come and in the realign.
ment, party lines will be drawn tight.
or than ever.
President Wilson has been the ben.
eAciary of this breaking down Of
strict party fealty. 1t remains to be
seen whether the nation will profit.
The Tribune believes that govern.
ment by party Is essential to orderly
development and substantial progress.
But new era has dawned in poll
tics and the application OF the non.
partisan idea will be watched with
interest.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1916-11-17
GRAND FORKS FoRGER
WANTED IN ILLINOIS

\ Requisition papers were issued by
Governor Hanna this week at the re-
quest o. Grand Forks county for p.
r. Zoleus, now n Illinois, and wanted
in Grand Forks to answer to a charge
Of forgery in the third degree. ~
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1916-11-17
THE MAGAZINES
NOME coMpAloN.

This Christmas number Of the Won.
ans Home Companion is filled with
good things. It Is almost a fiction
number for there are fine stories by
such wellknown authors as Eleanor
Hallowell Abbott who begins the first
part Of q two-part novel: Mary E. vii.
kins Freeman Elsie Singmaster. Mar.
|garet Widdemer and Mary Heaton
Worse.
The special articles are interesting,
especially the one by Arnold Bennett
called "Who Is the Rich MANI" An
article called '.Play Producing for
Amateurs" gives many valuable hints
and $'Deciding What to Make is also
helpful.
Then there are the various depart.
ments which have devoted themselves
to Christmas advice and suggestions.
The fashions, cooking. picture section
and all the others are filled with sug,
gesti0ns and plans for Christmas.
AMERICAN. {
David Grayson returns to the de-
cember American Magazine With the
FIRST Of a series Of stories. It is, called
Great Possessions Charles NJ.
Schwab has WRITTEN an article which
explains his system Of profit )sharing.
He has named this article "ty 10000
Partners" ..
"How . Great Hotel Mari Handles
the Human Race" is the story of
George C. Boidt. There are many in.
teresting trips in this article. what
Will Power Did for Me- tells the story
OF boy in poorhouse who made
good when he got into the world.
Smith of Iberia" is an interesting tale
about the struggles Of a man to make
good in the field of education Walter
Prichard Eaton contributes an article
about the theater in which he asks II
melo-dramatic rubbish lis increasing.
Edna Ferber writes about Illinois"
The fiction is unusually good this
month. containing hymor, love. and
adventure stories. Arthur Train. Ju.
Han Rothery. and Jack Lait are some
Of the contributors. cinderella Jane, !"
the new serial continues, and the In.
terosting People and other depart
ments are fully up to- the standard.
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Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1916-11-17
$50 REW'ARO.

VIII be given to the person giving in
formation leading to the recovery or
return of one Ford touring car, new
1917 model: motor No. 1442413; stol-
en- from jamestown OCT. ~, 1916.
Notify H. N. Foster. owner, or sher-
II at jamestown, N. D. 11-146t
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1916-11-17
The confluence and affluence OF the
Political Rivers of Doubt seem tosbe
fixed in California. @ea
THE WOMEN VOTE.


vote on presidency is meagre.
Incomplete, returns indicate that
they voted almost as the men did and
that their vote; eliminated would not
have affected the general result 1t
ill Too many newspapers have rush.
ia to the conclusions that because
Wilson carried asmajority Of the suf.
frke states that it was the women's
votsttat turned the tide s:..;i,e..: .g.e
In chicago, for instance, forty-hve
and a-alt per- cent Of the men cast
their .Xos 1or' Wilson and forty.seven
per cent fine women voted for Will.
son. Fifty per cent Of Chicago's male
voters supported Hughes and forty.
nine per cent of the female electors
voiced the same choice.
The difference, then, between forty
five and one-half per cent and forty.
seven per cent and the difference be-
tween fifty per cent and forty.nine per
cent shows only a slight disagree.
ment between the male and female
voters. It seems to prove what has
been contended again and again that
the women's vote as rule does not
affect results. but merely swells the
volume Of the vote. For the most
part the women vote as do their hus.
bands. their brothers or their sweet
hearts. t1e5 &
Analysis Of the vote. in other SUI.
,frage states will hardly show 4 great
er separation between the mans and
the woman's political trend. To date
the woman's vote has not had any
marked disintegrating effect on civil.
tzation. When men vote state dry,
the women do likewise, but in anoth.
or state such as Colorado. for in
stance, where the men decided it
should remain wet, the women helped
to keep it wet.
!. This Is one reason why suffrage vic:
tories arc becoming so rare. Two de.
feats were registered at the polls last
week and the emphatic manner in
which New York, New Jersey, Massa-
chusetts and Pennsylvania disposed
of the issue is still fresh in the minds
of the electorate. e
Probably one Of the vital defects
In the ''votes for women campaign
is that the leaders of the movement
assume that when all women get the
ballot. the world will move several
strides nearer the millennium.
The suffrage vote in the various
states indicates that the women are
no. better and certainly no worse than
the male voter. 1t weakens their
cause to harp upon political superior
ity or even to nfEe sex superiority
in the bid for the ballot.
When the women convince the men
that . majority Of their sex wants
the ballot and cease the dreary dron.
ing on sex superiority and the dawn
Of a millennium when they get the
ballot, victory will be theirs.
P,,t mt hefnres
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1916-11-17
LOCAL wEATHE, BULLETIN.


Nm w.. ForecaSt. T.
North Dakota: Fair Frtay and Sat.
urday; nc decided changein tempera-
ture.
ORRIS w. ROBERTS,,
MeteEOlOgist.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1916-11-17
.HAoAN GIVES HIS
NEW JOB A ONCE
sats = q. OVER; LIKES II

John N-Hagen 1notored over from
Deering this week and gave his new
job as commissioner Of agriculture
and labor the once over. Commission.
er-elect Hagen seems to be we'll pleas.
ed with his duties as far as they have
gone. He enjoyed Z pleasant visit
with retiring Commissioner Flint and
became generally acquainted about
the state house. As soon % he can
ind a residence, he will move to Bis
marck. :" - s SO 20
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1916-11-17

The New York Post is, writing it
"Oyster Bray"
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1916-11-17

Answer: Don't bother-just name
him "Next." Il.
Gosh!
sfS BY Gus McC0hn.
The wife went out and bought some
,@s& furs,
They cost her 1880,
Note: Poets license No. 41l44.
Money we dream about doesn't
draw interest. ,-.%
Love makes the world 90 round
and 80 does a-haK pint bottle.
Our oippy Dictionary.
Profanity-Words used by rusty
brain to I'LL blank parts of . CONVEX.
sation. T. s..
Fall Guy-see common people.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1916-11-17

Haiti's new naval militia has q red
uniform. Maroon marines.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1916-11-17

columns about the organization, and
the present demand for Information
from state administrations, education.
al institutions and magazines is grow.
ing daily.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1916-11-17

This NAP Ind French along
the the points, the
British in their sudden drive along the An they
extending further north The black
allied 'front.' the dotted line shows the front before the
Ancre drives s,' E
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1916-11-17

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~ Weak persons cannot b. sin. =
{. cere.-LaRochefoucauld.
80 3$*% = = = = = ~ q .,
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1916-11-17

If this keeps up the only use left
mint will be on spring lamb.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1916-11-17

"The Country That lGod Forgot" at
the Bismarck theatef to-day.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1916-11-17
INDIAN CHIEFS IN.

i iNDlkft CHIEFS IN.
White Cow Walking and Follows His
Road, Dakota Sioux from the Standing
Rock reservation, visited the state his.
torical museum this week. Chief
White Cow Walking has handsome
war headdres which he wishes to sell
to the museum. Both are old men,
who were young braves in Sitting
Bulls halcyon days.
~ .lSF ~ o . - 49,
ATTENDS CONVENTION. =
Governor Hanna is in Fargo, at.
tending The annual convention Of the
North Dakota Education association.
Last evening. he shared the program
with Governor Woodbridge N. Ferris
OF Michigan, the only man in the his
tory o: the Wolverine state who ever
has been twice elected on the Demo
cratic ticket, -,
lcELANolc PUBLICATIONS.
Miss Georgia Carpenter Of the state
historical librsry has received from
Cornell university an interesting col.
lection " Icelandic publications.
North Dakota numbers large mum.
ber Icelanders- among its people. and
their native works no doubt will prove
popular. ,, ~.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1916-11-17
FRIDAY NOV. II, 1916

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D WHEkE TIE TRIBUNE CAN q
Q ,.. eEiBoUoHT e
Q . 90 ~ = f = . 80 T
Gardner Hotel. - ~ '.' f
Grand hrks, N. D.
hotel Frederick
Diekinsn, N. D.
Ct, Charles Hotl.
( Minneapolis, MINI, .',
Hotel Dyckman.
Hotel Radisson.
st. Paul, Nlnn. tN
Merchants Hotel. ..
st. Marie, Fifth ST. News Agent
The states-graphic. (Brownsville, Tenn.) 1???-1984, 1916-05-12

Mr.. and Mrs Budd and Mrs. Corn
well. Miss Venie Walker and Harry
r-'h..ook spent Monday at Gates with
Mrs. Medlin.
For Sale-The late r. v. Mann home
place. consisting of 1850 acres, located
on main public road For further in
formation and price, write H. A. Mann
Evansville, Ind. 20
Some arrangement should be per-
fected for the sprinkling Of our streets.
Warm, dusty weather is here and the
sprinkler is absolutely necessary for
both health and comfort TO say noth
ing Of the advantages to our business
houses.
The states-graphic. (Brownsville, Tenn.) 1???-1984, 1916-05-12

ond honors. This is the first time that
Haywood High has been represented
at the contest held at Vanderbilt and
we feel sure that Irby did credit to
the excellent training he has received
from Miss Tishel. Her work has been
very satisfactory and has inspired the
pupils to greater things. She is full
of enthusiasm and is interested in ev-
erything at the High School.
The states-graphic. (Brownsville, Tenn.) 1???-1984, 1916-05-12

and recitation. Henry Carlton repre-
scented the Haywood High School and
delivered an grafton that would have
done credit to any school. Pauline
Windrow represented Miss Tisheps
class in expression, and though she
didn't win the medal. she received ma
ny compliments on her selection. Miss
Tishel also sent Irby Rocks as rep
resentative at the contest held at Van
derbilt, and friends win be glad to
know that at the primary contest held
Friday morning Irby was classed in
section one. From this section the pu-
pill from Hume Fogg, Nashville. won
the gold medal and the representa-
tive from Fitzgerald Clark won sec.
The states-graphic. (Brownsville, Tenn.) 1???-1984, 1916-05-12

Decoration of Confederate graves
will take place at lakewood cemetery
here Tuesday, May Is, at 8 O'Clock in
the afternoon by the Confederate vet
Grams and members of the u. ID. C.
Friends are invited to bring flowers.
The decoration Of Confederate
graves win take place at Trinity to-
morrow. Saturday, May 10. A splen-
did program has been arranged and
friends throughout the country are
cordially invited to be present.
The annual May meet was held in
jackson, Tenn, Friday and Saturday
Of last week. Schools in West Tennes-
see were represented and prizes were
given for oratory, defamation. music
The states-graphic. (Brownsville, Tenn.) 1???-1984, 1916-05-12

Sallow complexion is due to a tor
pid liver. HERBINE purifes and
strengthens the liver and bowels and
restores the rosy bloom Of health to
the cheek. Price sec. Sold by ]. d.
Curtis Drug Co.
Norwich bulletin., 1916-11-07

Roberto A. Cigar, first secretary of the Colombia Legation, was promot- ed to Minister to Argentine, Chile and Uruguay.
Norwich bulletin., 1916-11-07
CarranZa to Hold
 Chihuahua City
HAS 5000 SEASONED FIGHTERS fN
 GARRISON THERE
TO FIGHT TO THE LAST
Offensive Against the Villa Bandits Will be Resumed When Reinforce ments, Now on the Way, Arrive.

Chihuahua City, Mex, Nov. G. Evacuation of this city by the Car ranza forces is not being considered, and if an attack is made by the Villa bandits the garrison will repu1se them, General Jacinto Trevino declared to the correspondent of The Associated Press yesterday.
 Prepared for an Attack.
 We have more than 5000 seasoned fighters in the garrison here and our Notifications are impossible to over come without heavy artillery, which Villa does not possess General Ire vino, stated. We are prepared for an attack, and my men are ready to fight to the last. The spirit of the men is unbroken and I am determined to re- main in Chihuahua City and repulse the bandit horde"
 Endorsements Expected.
 It is expected the junction of Car ranza forces at EscaIon, south of Jimenez, will be completed tomorrow when the forces of General Fortunate Maycotte, those of general Domingo Arreta, another column under General Murgia, and the forces from Parra1 under General Luis Herrera will meet and form a division in command of General Murguia. The offensive against the Villa bandits then will be re- stunned, according to a statement al military headquarters here today. I. is expected General Murguia will have approximately 11,0O0 troops in his division when it is completed
Norwich bulletin., 1916-11-07
DENIAL MADE BY l BRITISH ADMI RALTY
Of Order Not to Save Survivors of
 German Submarines.

London, Nov. 6. 1927 p. m.-The ad- miralty tonight in a published com- munique again denies that it ever is- sued orders that survivors of German submarines need not he rescued. The communique states that the German press ''is trying to make capital out of what they describe as a second Bara- long case, possibly in order to incite American opinion against Great Brit ain or as a pretext for an unrestrain- ed submarine campaign.
 The communique cites the alleged facts of the case, showing that a Brit ish auxiliary living a neutral flag on September 24, 1915, approached a German submarine in the western channel, engaging in sinking a British merchantmen. When within range the auxiliary hoisted a white ensign and fired o hand sank the submarine and then rescued the crew of the merchantmen from their boats. When this was done she also rescued two of the submarines crew who had climbed into a drifting boat.
 The communique claims that the use of a neutral flag was justidab1e, as shown by the German practice in the case of the Moewe and in other in- stances and says that nobody but a German could base an allegation of brutality on the lapse of a few min utes between the rescue of Britishers and Germans"
Norwich bulletin., 1916-11-07
WHITMAN AND SEABURY
 MADE FINAL APPEALS
Neither Professes Any Misgivines
 Concerning the Outcome.

New York, Nov. e.-With Governor Whitman and Samuel Seabury, candi- date for governor, making final appeals to the voters of this city, the New York state campaign closed tonight only a few hours before the polls opened. The head of each stae ticket joined his campaign managers in pro- fessing serene confidence in the out come of the ballo:ing.
 Because New York is considered pivotal state in the presidential elec- tion, chief popular interest in tomor- rows voting centered in the contest between President Wilson and Charles E. Hughes. Voters will be called upon, however, to elect a complete state ticket in addition to governor and United States senator.
 Forecasts tonight depended upon whether the person who made the pre- diction was a democrat or 0 republi- can. Both sides agreed that the tide would be turned for the national ticket by those who voted as progress sives four years ago. The combined Taft and Roosevelt vote in 1912 was s45,5S0, as compared with 655.573 for Wilson. In Greater New York, which the republicans concede will return a democratic plurality this year. the Taft and Roosevelt vote together ex-
Norwich bulletin., 1916-11-07
SKELETON OF PlLLoTHERIUM
 WHICH LIVED 2,9oo,ooo B. c
Has Been Added to Collection of American Museum of Natural His tory.

New York, Nov. 6-The skeleton of the pillotherium, an animal about the size of a black bear and described as ing to scientists. was in its heyday between 2,998,084 and 2,49S,084 B. C., has been added to the collection Of the American Museum of Natural History, it was announced tonight.
 The skeleton is the only complete one of it's kind in the world. it was said It was found in Colorado by an expedition of scientists, headed by Walter Granger, associate curator of the department of vertebrate palaeon- tology, after a twenty years hunt. F'rag agmentary pieces of the pillothe- rum have been unearthed before and are in the Yale collection.
 w. D. Mathew, cura,or of the de- partment, said that Albert Thompson, in charge of the museums expedition in Nebraska, had secured two speci- mems of the pliohippus: pronounced to be a missing link between the three toed horse and the modern horse. This animal has one toe on each foot.
Norwich bulletin., 1916-11-07
Polish Flag is
 Hoisted at Lub|in
ESTABLISHMENT OF NEW KING
 DOM IS PROCLAIMED
PLAY NATIONAL ANTHEM
Polish Flag Was Hoisted Beside the Austro- Hungarian coIors on All Public Buildings.

Berlin, Nov. 6 (By Wireless to Say v1lle)-The establishment of the new kingdom of Poland also was proclaim ed at Lublin in the palace of the gov ernor general, according to a despatch from that city. The proclamation took place in the presence of the admins trator general, the clergy of the dio- cese, deputies from all Polish associa- tIons, veterans of 1883, the vice presi- dent of the central relief committee and numerous officers.
 Proclamation Read.
 Accompanied by his associates, the governor general entered the room and read the proclamation. At it's con- clusiOn ne said:
 The allied 1nonarchs thus most sol e1nnly guarantee the establishment of the kingdom of Poland. This fact cannot be any more overturned"
 Polish Flag Hoisted.
 He concluded with a cheer for Poland in the Polish language and was frantically applauded. At the same time the Polish flag was hoisted and the Austro-Hungariau troops rendered honorS to iL while the band played the national anthem, amid the shouts of an immense crowd before the palace Two airplanes dropped a large num- Der of Polish banners and the Polish flag was hoIstcd beside the Austro- Hungarian colors on all public build ings.
 Vice President Steckf of the Polish relief committee, responding to the speech of the governor general, said:
 With much reason the proclama- tion insists upon the necessity of talk ing into considera ton the general political relations in Europe. We shall follow this indication faithfully, since we are convinced that on 1t de- pends the happy future of the Polish nation and the permanence and evolu- ton of the state.''
 He added that the Polish nation will never forget the names of the mon archs who gave freedom to Poland. This elicited cheers and applause Later a Te Deurn was held at the ca thedral with the assistance of all the clergy.
 The governor general decreed all or partial amnesty for all worthy of it