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The daily Missourian., 1916-10-03
SUSPENDED STUDENT
MAKES EXPLANATION
H. G. Weeks of Eldon, Mo-,
Says He Was "Goat" In
Hazing Affair.
is WELL SATISFIED
Has No Ill-Will Against Un-
iversity But Wants Vindi-
cation Before Students.
is WELL SATISFIED

The following statement from H. G.
Weeks, the Eldon, Mo-, sophomore
who has been suspended from the
University because of his part in a
hazing affair Friday night, has been
received by the editor of the Missouri
ian. In asking that his statement be
printed Weeks declares that he had
no ill-will against the University, but
that he wishes to explain his posi-
tion to the student body.
The Officers Club,
Columbia, Mo,
October 1, 1916.
ITO the editor of the Missourian: |
wish to make clear to the public just
what the hazing was, for which l was
fined in police court and suspended
from the University. l have never
done any padding or mistreating of
freshmen, nor have | been a member
of a gang that did. Why then did
plead guilty to the charge in police
court?
Took LOzier's Advice.
Il acted on the advice of Mr.. L. C.
Lozier, student president, who took
friendly interest in my case and who
is one of the few who really under
stands my situation. Mr.. N. T. Cen
try, Columbia attorney, has told me
that he could have cleared me of the
charge in police court Therefore l
hereby ask for trial before the Stu
dent Senate, not in order to get back
in the University, but in order to JUS
tify myself before the eyes of the
students.
THE night of the arrest after
friends went my bond Mr.. Lozier said
to me, Il believe, Weeks, that if l
cannot get the court to dismiss the
charge, the best thing to do is to plead
guilty
Il objected, saying that really l
would be confessing, when l was ac-
tually innocent. Then he said, If the
authorities are determined to stick
you, they will do it in spite of every
thing, and it would only make it hard
er for you if they convicted and it
would bring you great deal of no
toriety, besides giving the University
a black eye, if you take the case into
court. Now, can't promise to handle
the authorities but l can assure you
that Mr.. Defoe will let you off,
Says He Has No Kick.
HE misjudged Professor Defoe.
was suspended, l take it, for intent to
haze, but here is what l did to de-
serve the fine.
Il started toward College avenue,
to see friend, when the
fellows l was with ran back and |
stopped a freshman. Seeing some |
thing unusual l went back and saw |
that he had gun. Naturally 1 pre-
pared to make a graceful exit, as
saw that l had no business there.
Just then, however, some of Colum-
bias highly efficient police force drove
up and caught me. No Sophomore
was closer than fifteen feet to fresh
man, and the whole incident hardly
lasted sixty seconds. l paid $25 for
my twenty-five seconds on the scene.
l am making no kick, whatever, for l
was merely unlucky enough to be the
goat"
Pncnocff,,l1u vonrc
The daily Missourian., 1916-10-03

from Julia c. Underwood, religious
editor OF the st. Louis Globo-Demo-
crat. an alumna of that college. Since
Ler appointment, Miss Templin has
taken much interest in the school and
has been very successful, says Miss
Underwood. She succeeded Dr. Frank
l. Horn.
The daily Missourian., 1916-10-03

Francis X. Bushman, matinee idol,
in "A Million a Minute" at the Co
lumbia Theater Wednesday and
Thursday. Adv.
The daily Missourian., 1916-10-03
Cochran Funeral to Be Tomorrow.

COcnran Funeral TO BE tomorrow.
Funeral services for the late R. c.
Cochran, who died of heart disease
Sunday morning, will be conducted
at 10 o'clock tomorrow morning by
the Rev. T. w. Young at the home,
1904 Walnut street. Burial will take
place in the Columbia Cemetery.
The daily Missourian., 1916-10-03
l.. l.. Sinclair to u. H. s. Work.

l.. l.. Sinclair will be director of
wood working and mechanical draw
ing at the University High School this
year. He will make a special effort
to correlate the work in these
branches.
The daily Missourian., 1916-10-03
Burial OF ZnmMalt Tonight.

Funeral services for BOSNIAN Zum-
walt, who died Unexpectedly yesterday
morning, was held at Ashland at 10
O'Clock this morning.
The daily Missourian., 1916-10-03
CLASSIFIED
ADVERTISING
Phone IS Half Hd a { Cent %aa

Some nicely furnished rooms, from Two
to four windows each, house strictly NOD
ern. one block from business district, four
blocks from University campus. Splendld
meals second door away. 1O16 walnut.
Phone 1133 Green. b. lo-tI.
The daily Missourian., 1916-10-03
LOST AND FOUND

Three keys on sterling chain ring. Iele-
phone 81 Black. B. 23-26.
The daily Missourian., 1916-10-03

A gold brooch with opal center. Finder
please return to Hazel Hoffman, 116 Col
lege Ave, and receive rweard ii. 2i-26.
The daily Missourian., 1916-10-03
MISCELLANEOUS

At a bargain, course in Commercial
Law in the Correspondence School at
Scranton. Pa. Address ]. 31i Hit st.
Phone 515 Black. J. 25-tf.
Wanted: BY young lady. light house.
keeping roommate. 20J South Eighth st.
Phone 9t4 Red. G. 14-tf.
The daily Missourian., 1916-10-03

Dancing lessons given privately, 205
South Eighth. Phone 9I4 Red. 15 cents.
q. 1tf.
The daily Missourian., 1916-10-03

Heavy gold and coral pin. Return to T..
ID. Jones, 1874 Rosemary Lane. 500 re-
ward.
The daily Missourian., 1916-10-03
HOUSES FOR RENT

Five room cottage, modern, near Uni
versity. Phone 404 Green. SOC Hillcrest.
G. 1922.
The daily Missourian., 1916-10-03

Real Estate, If you have real estate to
dispose Of give me full particulars. Ad-
dress lock box 1Sl, Columbia, Mo.
W. 2I-29.
The daily Missourian., 1916-10-03

Some money in Academic Hall. Inquire
y. w. c. A. Desk y. 1921.
S33 W. 16-tf.
The Alaska daily empire., 1916-07-24
SUNDAY SCHOOL PUBLICATION HAS
 ALASKA NUMBER

The August issue of the Sunday School Conquest published at Spo- kane bi-monthly by the Inland Em- Dire sunday School Association and edited by E. C. Knapp is an Alaska number. and great deal Of it's space Is devoted 10 the lnterdomina- tional Sunday School Conference in Alaska held at Skagway June IS, l9 and 20. which was attended by MT. Knapp and his wife, and others from the Outside. and to notes and editorials on Alaska.
 This is the second Alaska Nun Der" that has been issued by the Sunday School Conquest the first following a visit to Skagway by MT. and Mrs. D. C. Knapp last year lt has also had something about Alas ka in practically every number since that time.
 The leading editorial In Che cur rent Alaska Number is. in part as follows:
 If Daniel Webster were only alive today. we would like to have him visit the Pacific Coast stopping at Los Angeles. San Francisco. Port land and Seattle If Daniel could
The Alaska daily empire., 1916-07-24
Illkn MoInke SaYs


 One reason why we brag so much about education and enlightenment in this country is because negro hodcarrier can earn more than a school teacd2r.
 IT you could buy birds of paradise at the 10-cent store you couldn't get a woman Co wear one on her hat
 Love is something that makes the Sf0 chip she got from him look big ger than the S100 stone she got from her father
 When she begins worrying about bills and the price Of bacon and he quits shaving every morning. the honeymoon folds its hands and pre- pmes to kick the bucket
 10 is easy Go gain reputation Tor being a wise man Just keep your mouth shut when you have nothing to say
 We are kindhearted people. When you are down aud out any man win give you S2,000,0OO worth of sympathy but he won't kick 10 with two cents in cash
 It doesn't do Q girl much good 10 have a rosebud mouth when she has been eating raw onions
 A woman never knows where she got her headache. But man knows where he got his.
The Alaska daily empire., 1916-07-24
cAsrINUAU CHANNEL MoURNs

The sympathy of the whole of Gastlneau Channel has gone out to the parents and other relatives and friends Of the three Douglaa boys-fne young sons os well known and well liked families of Douglas lsland-who are now believed to have met watey grave when spending what planned to be n happy outing trip Louis Hubbard, Colyile Galwas and R. salmonson whose flute Is mourned by the thousands who constitute this most popuous center Of Alaska were splendid types of the young Ameri- cans who are growing to manhood in this Territory among the very best of class of boys who will be of greater service to the future commonwealth than any other class of her citizens because to those who have spent their childhood and received their pr- mary education here Alaska will in their years of manhood be the "Od Home as well as the new. Their loss is a community loss and the whole com munty feels it with scarce less grief than the be- rieyed relations of the boys who were about to enter the more responsible activities of fife.
The Alaska daily empire., 1916-07-24
cAnNANzA -AccePrs INEvrABLE
Seward Gateway

mo Mexican afIair k going to end In pcace. Carranza evidently is not fool after all. and the Washington administration has given him every op- porunity Co pull out of his queer position an oppor- tunty which he was mighty wise Go grasp
 In looking at chat Mexican business one often wonders whether Roosevelt would really have gone to war had he been President. lt is so much more easy to say what you would do under certain circum stances than actually do t when the clrcomS'ances thing in the world to give advice to another man how Go run his business but the other party does not always. somehow, accept your teaching it IS one thing to be responsible and another Go have none Of the responsibility. or course. many people ln the country would like war. even those not unancRliy interested but as peace is one of the virtues and war Is one Of the curses Woodrow Wilson must at least be credited with erring, if he erred in the least on the side of right If Wilson only thought of himself he could have made hero of himself by smashing Mexico and he need have personal feeling or rear removed as he would be himself from the scene or strife The chances are good that if Hughes had been in the same position the same results would be recorded
The Alaska daily empire., 1916-07-24

see the big ocean liners in that mag nitlcent harbor at Seattle he might recall that once upon a time he said. What can we hope Co do with the Western Coast of 5000 miles, rock bound. cheerless, and uninteresting and not a harbor on it? Mir Pres ident. will never vote one cent from the Public Treasury to place the Pacific Coast one inch nearer Boston than it is now
 "The ridge of the Rocky Noun tains may be named as the con veuient, natural and everlasting boundary Along this ridge the western limits of the Republic should be drawn and the statue of the fabled god. Terminus. should be erected on its highest peak. never to be thrown down.
 And in all seriousness, Senator Dickerson of New Jersey said, "Is this Territory of Oregon ever to be- come a State, a member of this Union? Never. A young, able-bod- jed Senator might travel from Ore son to Washington CD. e. and back once year, but he could do nothing else. It would be more expeditions to come by water around Cape Horn. or to pass through Boring Straits"
 But Senator McDufie of South Carolina, in 1843, capped the cli- max when he said: Have you made an estimate of the cost of a fso fIroad ff fho ,,,ottflt ,F fho N,I,t,,, bia2 Why the wealth of the ln- dies would be insufficient or what use would it be for agricultural purposes? would not give a pinch of snufi for the whole territory
 In those days "a pinch of snun" must have seemed very valuable to that Senator or the oregon country was quite worthless However, from that so-called oregon Country" there was carved those three states, Washington, Oregon and Idaho, whose population in 1910 was D. l40,349, and whose estimated vam- .ation in 1912 was S5,771. .020,234. co. And to think that less than 75 years ago a wise United States Sem .ator said it wasn't worth "a pinch .of snmF'!
 We are glad to give part of this issue of the Conquest to the Sunday School interests in Alaska lt Is @ good thing for the Sunday School people in tho States Go lift up their eyes and look on the fields beyond Che State lines
 Just as the Oregon Country fooled the wisemen of the Senate. Alaska is going to fool some other folks Alaska is our last great irontier. lt has Che room and the climate. it is now setting Che peo- lple and che transportation faciH- -ies it cost the United States u
The Alaska daily empire., 1916-07-24
OUR PAY ROLL
Valdez Aliner)


 If Valdez succeeds in inducing E. A. Smms the Tyee canneryman Of Port Townsend, 70 build can nery here U will have done good stroke or business if n never turns another wheel this year Mir. Smms is cannery man of wide experience. is no promoter, has nothing Co sell and is backed by al the capital necessary accomplish any project he may set oel to do The payroll acruing from such camery IS m incalcuabe value Co townsmen, as it Will enable men women and children Go secure light and prout- able employment; will make Valdez the headquarters for a fair.sized fishing fleet and will prove tonic to our business interests that is sadly needed at this time
 While not informed as to the quantity or red salmon Go be secured in adjacent 10 Valdez we do know that humpbacks and several of the cheap CT grades abound here in countless numbers ana there should be good money in canning these excel lent fish for the Oriental trade
 Our citizens will undoubtedly welcome MT. Simms project with open and the city council has al' ready reached an amicabe understanding with ue gentleman in regard Co the leasing of the city dock fol number of years for the purpose
 Valdez should be ideal place for cannery sites as the perfect andocked harbor is close to the fishing grounds-much closer than the big canneries of Belnngham are to the ground-aud the short haul required would be more than offset by the protection afforded the cannery boats after their arrival here
 As one industry invariably brings another N IS safe Go say that if Mr. Smms nstalls a cannery and makes success of it that other businesses will follow
The Alaska daily empire., 1916-07-24

gogues who thrive on Che false rather than he true, and 1t would have been certificate of genuineness that aH voters would understand No man no mat, how ngeniously he might iugge facts can compel explanations of Che results of direct action by che people There Is nothing that confounds hyprocrites like direct primaries and Che initiative and referendum
The Alaska daily empire., 1916-07-24
HSEBs

You want to know what your motor car wlll do. The mlllion-ear Ford
 performances answers your question. Supplying the motor car needs of all
 elasses, Che Ford is operated and maintained In city or country for about two cents mile-wlth unlver' cal Ford service behind t. Touring Car $40; Runabout ssso; coupeIet $500; Town Car se4oi Sedan sI4o' '. Q. b. Detroit on display and sale
The Alaska daily empire., 1916-07-24
The One
  Question

-ln selecting drugs and medlolues shOuId concern QUALITY
 Unless they arc pure and ireoh they arc worse than worthless.
 Tho msdIelnoo you get at thls drug store wllI do what ls expected of them. Whether It be doctors pro. serlptIon or a simple household rem ody, Its freshness and. purity are absolutely guaranteed.
The Alaska daily empire., 1916-07-24

Sanitary Plumbing Preparedness. " Uncle sam is not prepared, but we are We are ready 70 dig trenches miles long for sewer and water pipes Our small but wel-irained force Is equipped with the best wrenches. cutters stocks and dies Of different
The Alaska daily empire., 1916-07-24
ARcHDEAcoN STUCK COMING

The venerable Hudson Stuck, Arch deason of the Yukon, returning to his field. win be passenger on the Princess Alice, leaving Seattle We'd nesday night
The Alaska daily empire., 1916-07-24

Let us hope that we shall know next week how t has been possible for Candidate Hughes to gain the support of The Colonel and the professional hyphen- ates-aud whether or not he can retain both
The Alaska daily empire., 1916-07-24
EAsIoNAeLE oaEssMAKINe
RUSSIAN BATHS
MANlcURINe

MANICURING and furnished rooms 684 Sewart street jel9-1m
 Give The Empire an opportunity tc quote you prices on printing
The Alaska daily empire., 1916-07-24

Carranza in an interview asks the United States 10 put herself in the place of Mexico corronza ought to put some European nation in the place of the united States il he wants real light the subject
The Alaska daily empire., 1916-07-24

It looks rather strange to see just following the title The Sun" the words and New York Press but The sun under the management of Frank Nun sey is disconcerting any way one looks at iL
The Alaska daily empire., 1916-07-24
JUNK DEALERS
PALM READING
sEcoNo HAND FURNITURE

We pay the highest cash prices for second hand furniture. carpets, rugs stoves and linoieums. Phone 152 Al so exchange new goods for second hand. Alaska Furniture Co.,, 2l1 Sc. ward street. 4-l4-ti
The Alaska daily empire., 1916-07-24
cIagslfed AdvertIsements
EoR eALE-MIaoeIIaneoua
LlaRE ls a aARaAlM

FOR SALE Cheap, two good build Ing lots Enquire Jack Mcdonald tf
The Alaska daily empire., 1916-07-24
pYEINe ANp CLEANING

Gals Inc RENOVATORY for san ltary cleaning and pressing. Moon Bros. phone 394 4-4-tt
The Alaska daily empire., 1916-07-24
BITS OF eY-PLAY (By Luke McLuke
Things To Worry About Gels are not affectionate.
Names To Names

INUTTIUa TO INNITIN' Henrietta Crab lives at Green Bay. Wisconsin
 Our Daily Special Trouble always dodges the man who minds his own business.
The Alaska daily empire., 1916-07-24
Classified Advertisements
MoNEY LOANED

8HWllNU MAk1AlNE1i utbuibbi ullo and repairs at l. J Sharick's. 5.15-tf ] FURNISHED ROOMS ! FOR RENT Large furnished room. Mrs. Lynch's Boarding House SIS Fourth St., Phone 2S1. tt
 FOR RENT Single rooms furnish. ed at Sanitary Plumbing Shop, 245 Willoughby Ave, next Co Femmer & Ritter's Dock. tf ROOM FOR RENT-l14 Main St. tf RoR RENT-Furnlshed, sleeping and housekeeping rooms. inquire 335 Franklin. tf FURNISHED ROOMS and house. Keeping rooms. Inquire at Hand Laundry back of City Hall A-1O
 FOR RENT-tbree furnished house Keeping rooms, suitable for gen ;lemen or man and wife 3l7 Frank. lin St iy24. ] HOUSES c FLATS FOR RENT ! FLAT FOR RENT-Fourroom mod ern flat with bath for rent Apply l. Soldstein. iylOtf.
 FOR RENT-Dr. Simpsons Apart ment Call at the residence or phone 22O. ly24tf FOR RENT - sx.room furnished house. Freshly decorated Inquire J. M Davis, Alaska Transfer Co. iylSti FOR RENT, and s.room furnished housekeeping suites; reasonable. "The cozy corner Of Juneau" cliff Apart ments. near Court House 2-1-1m.
 COMPLETELY Furnished apart ments. Everything ready Go move in SIS and mp. Close in good view. All outside rooms Phone 22S. Au2 FOR RENT-4.room housekeeping apartment with bath; also Broom housekeeping apartment, both fur nished. Sans souci, Douglas 5.2-1m
 -----
 New house for rent, everything modern, four rooms and bath Robert Scott.-Next to Orpheum Phone 157
 ie19-tf)-
 FOR RENT Fairbanks Restaurant Enquire of !. Goldstein. 7-2tf
 
 FOR HIRE
 Gas launch May. phone Burford's Corner 314 iy-22 i OYEINe AND CLEANING ! Call- the RENOVATORY for san ltary cleaning and pressing Moon Bros, phone 394 4-4-tt
The Alaska daily empire., 1916-07-24
HOUSES C FLATS FOR RENT

FLAT FOR RENT-Four.room mod ern flat with bath for rent Apply Soldstein. iy10tf
The Bridgeport evening farmer. [volume] (Bridgeport, Conn.) 1866-1917, 1916-12-06
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NO SICK STOMACH,
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ach relief.

If what you just ate is souring on
your stomach or lies like a lump Of
lead, refusing to digest. or you belch
gas and eructate. sour, undigested
food, or have a feeling of dizziness.
in mouth and stomach headache, you
can surely get relief in five minutes.
Ask your pharmacist to show you
the formula, plainly printed on these
fifty-cent cases of Papes Diapepsin,
then you will understand why dys-
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and why it relieves, sour, out-of-order
stomachs or indigestion in five min
utes. "Papes Diapepsin is harmless;
tastes like candy, though each dose
will digest and prepare. for assim1la-
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eat; besides, it makes you go to the
table with a healthy appetite; but
what Will please you most. is that
you will feel that your stomach and
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you will not need to resort to laxa-
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This city will have many "Pape's
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will call them, but you will be en-
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The Bridgeport evening farmer. [volume] (Bridgeport, Conn.) 1866-1917, 1916-12-06
laundries and Crime.

Among the many minor aids to the
detection of crime possessed by Scot
land Yard authorities none Is more
efficient than the Register OF Laun-
drtes," a huge brass bound volume
containing lists of all establishments
In the kingdom where washing is TAX
en-, together with the distinctive signs
and letters employed by each in mark
ing their customers linen and under
clothing.
Practically every laundry has its
own private mark, usually combina-
ton of two Or more letters Of the
alphabet. Following these, on each
article sent by customer to the wash
is a number corresponding to the said
customers name in the books Of the
concern.
1t is not difficult to see how this
practice may be turned to the advan-
tage Of the police, and, as q matter Of
fact, it has been the means Of bring
ing to justice at one time and another
quite large number Of criminals
London Mail.