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Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1916-10-13
Magical Effect of
Simple Face Peeler

To maintain a clear, white, youthful
complexion, there's nothing so simple
to use and yet so effective as ordinary
mercolized wax, which you can get at
any, drug store. Just apply the wax at
night as you would cold cream. In the
morning wash 1T off with warm water
If you've never tried 1t you can't inn
agine the magical effect of this harm
less home treatment. 1t causes the old
worn-out scarf skin to come off in
minute particles, little at a time, and
soon you have entirely shed the often
sive cuticle. The fresh young under
skin now in evidence is so healthy and
girlish looking, so free from any ap-
pearance of artificiality, you wonder
why you had not heard of this marvel
complexion secret long ago.
Equally magical in it's action is a
simple wrinkle-removing lotion made
by dissolving an ounce of powdered
saxolite in a half pint of witch hazel.
Bathing the face in this for two or
three minutes Immediately affects
every line and furrow and improves
facial contour wonderfully.-Adve
mept
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1916-10-13

and build up little figures of the corn
by dipping each kernel in the sirup
Use marshmallow for the head, put
ting on the features with melted
chocolate. Make a hat using a large
chocolate peppermint for the brim
and round chocolate for the crown;
stick on the hat with the sirup.
Another impish figure is made by
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1916-10-13

putting features on a lollypop and
sticking it into a shiny apple. Sticks
of candy make the arms and legs.
"On large chocolate peppermints
mark jack O. lantern features with
melted white fondant, and ornament
little cakes iced in white with tiny
pumpkins made of yellow fondant.
and citron stems and leaves"
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1916-10-13

SUGGESTIONS FOR HALLOWEEN
In the October Womans Home
Companion, there are some sugges-
t1ons for Halloween parties The
writer says:
Little favors that children will
adore or that can be used at parties
may be made from popcorn. Have a
dish of hot thick sugar sirup ready
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1916-10-13
Specials on
Cigars

SOC Ottar Tropical Face Powd., SAC
soc Kings New Discovery .29c
25c Bacon Celery King Tea. 15c
soc st. Jacob Oil ........... .29c
8Oc Antiphlogistine .......... S5c
$1.00 Listerine ............. S3c
Csc Listerine Ice
soc Bisurated Magnesia 29c
Cascarets .'...... &c
Greens August Flower 45c
Swamp Root .............. SIC
Use Pinaud Lilac Water ...... 4Sc
Dander1ne 50c
Hoods Sarsaparilla .......... soc
Caldwelrs Syrup Pepsin ...... 27c
25c Hills Cascara Quinine. 15c
CSC s. S. White Tooth Paste. 15c
25c Pape's Cold Comp ....... 15c
15c Palmolive Soap ........ &c
10c Saymon Soap ............. &c
soc Make Man Tablets ..... csc
10c Williams Shaving Soap 80. sc
25c Palmer's Skin Success Soap, 12c
75c Beef, Iron and Wine ..... 3Sc
Zoe Menth olatum ........... 12c
1Oc James Headache Powder. &c
25c Mum 15c
$1.0O Margo Tablets ....... soc
25c Peroxide Tooth Paste. Ice
$1.00 Bromo Seltzer .... 53c
1-oz. Zinc Stearate ..... 15c
soc La Blache Face Powder. 32c
soc Mary Garden Talcum -. soc
Csc Colgate Tooth Paste ...... 2Oc
bOc Odorono ................ SIC
15c Bahcock Coryfopsis Tale. .10c
csc Hands TeethiDg Lotion 15c
6Oc Walnutta Hair Stain ..... soc
10c Bronchial Lozenges ..... sc
10c Malena Salve ... SC
$1.0O Cadomene Tab. soc
Zoe Carter Liver Pills 12c
25c Neuralgine Tablets ....... 12c
15c Mixed Bird Seed .......... SC
25c Resinol Soap ........ 1Sc
25c Black Ink ............. 13c
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1916-10-13

Csc Laxative Bromo Quinine. .15c
10c Soda Mint and Charcoal Tab. SC
1Oc Smoke, for catarrh sc
25c Bulls Cough Syrup ....... 15c
25c Omega Oil .............. 15c
25c Barker's Liniment ....... 15c
soc Barker's Liniment ....... 29c
soc Mulsified Cocoanut Oil. 29c
zoe GetS-It ...... .......... 15c
soc Damschinsky Hair Dye .29c
$1.00 Nuxated Iron ........ soc
soc Kodol Dyspepsia Tab. .... 29c
soc Black Caps. ............... CSC
81 Pierce's Golden Med Disc. SIC
soc Pierce's Anuric Tab. ...... 2Sc
$1.00 Pierce's Fav. Presc. SIC
soc Father Johns Med .... .S3c
$1.00 S. S. s. .55c
1915 Horlick's Matted Milk. .$2.75
$1.20 Scott's Emulsion 75c
csc Ottar Tropical Tale. ...... tic
1 Pint Witch Hazel and bot. 17c
1 Pint Denatured Alcohol for burn
Ing -. ..... ...... ...... 15c
l Pint Bay Rum, imported .3Sc
10. Moth Balls ............. 15c
Quaker Herb Extract &c
Ilel piciue OJc
Kolynos Tooth Paste ..... 14c
Swansdown Face Powder ..... &c
soc Wyeth's Sage and Sulphur. .29c
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Special 3 or.
Bottle Sale

25c Aromatic Spirits Ammonia, 3
25c Sweet Spirits Nitre, 8 ozs. .15c
25c Ess. Peppermint. ozs. -. .20c
25c Lime Water, 1 pit. ........ 15c
25c Camphorated Oil. 3 ozs. :. .15c
25c Tr. Arnica, ozs. .... 15c
25c Rose Water and Glycerine,
oHS. loo
Csc Soap Liniment. 3 ozs. 80. 15c
Csc Spirits Camphor. ozs. -. 15c
2-oz. Bottle Oil Citronella ... 15c
25c Paregoric, OF. ......... 15c
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1916-10-13

CTo Be Continued,)
The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1916-08-03

Dorset people are now as busy as
possible and the hotels and boarding
houses are filled to the limit Many
applicants have been turned away
Too bad that everyone seems to want
to come here ut the SEINE time. II this
village had more room for summer
visitors in the shape of large dormi-
tory or rooming house we feel certain
that ther would be no trouble in fill
ing it, Each year sees our village
growing in popular favor and a
stronger desire on the part of tourists
to stop and get better acquainted with
the natural attractions of this valley
Then again, our golf links, for an av-
crage player, is more than attractive
and the ordinary golfer thoroughly en-
Joys the Field Club course To meet
these growing conditions it would
seem as if Dorset should form bust
ness mems club and take these prob
lens in hand and solve them. Adopt
the motto: "Do it Now" Then see to
it that what is planned is carried out.
The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1916-08-03

X Z lockwood 81 Nea YORK CITY
sptat the aeAtaI wla h randy
here
N snip s % Nos YoH 81 q
gBcst ~ N fH Knight n
Mar STREET
Mr. & n pafae n Church street
returned Maadsy from ten days yis
Il 70 jamestown z !
l1r Levin at Terrace ir h Fc
Gently be,H jelfca by bIs wife and iwit
sau. Char.ss AID Arthur
Hory n Seeiy - New York, IA
spending feN days e. SIC S. $ Pratt
hone On North Main street
Mr. Fahaes,oek viii open his Studio
Saturday afternoons during August e
any who may oane 80 drop in.
Miss Robinson of Troy. y. T.. is q
guest Of her sister Ms Joseph H.
Harrington ~ the North district
MIR sad Mrs ]. " Ford Of Water
ford, n. ". we're weekend guests Of
Mr. and Mrs. J u. SHREDDER of Kent
Hill
nr Chas. r. Seymour 81 MI Yer
mon. n. T.. took dinner with Mr. and
Mrs fahHcstoek wednesday August
2nd
Miss Bertha BIakely. librarian Of
Mt HoIyoke College Library, spent
Sunday With her uncle, Deacon Gilbert
Sykes.
Nr and Mrs. r. c, Durard took
motor trip 10 Sahroou Lake n. v, the
first of the week. They IRE away
Two days
Mrs George Young and elil1 Of Cal
ifornia. are guests Of Mrs Young's
mother, Mrs, A. =. Cheney at the
"Evergreens.'
The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1916-08-03

Memr Jobs Martin ami Naran
B.aaa North Adams Nas. hare
ben w5 guests of 81 ana Mrs
VI ri sga "a Nwth MAIN street
N and NJ " H. Derby ana chill
drsn ARID raid ~ raaaie. \ j.. un b.
Cor JOAN Fisher cottage oB South
Haln srgj fr the month OF Aaat
ne w.a again remind Darsc,
rradr g tfr jouyaa, that season
tgket fr tbc Chanlauqua may be Sc.
eura ~ K N Campbell Of North
Main street.
A.s katharine CbilI, accompanied
By her cousin. Miss Margaret Child, Of
New York City viii spend the month
e. August with Mr. and Mrs Edwin
Chid AZ DE Sykes homestead
NJ and Nrs NJ Y. Barbour Of the
North district, left yesterday FOR Bos-
ton. Mass, where they will meet Mr.
and Mrs Groadahl and sperd several
days touring the Cape Cod region
Messrs. H. {. Dnrand and r. l..
Binkerd have had a private telephone
line installed In their homes. Their
number and call is l35 ring , for Mr..
Duraud and l8j ring for Mr. Blink
erd.
Tuesday. August LIST ushered in the
first real Dorset weather we have
had in several weeks. Let us hope
that this month will continue to give
as many more such inviPorating and
hcalttful days.
The ladies in charge Of the fancy
table for the church fair which will be
held on the 10th, request that the ar-
ticlcs for that table be sent to the
chairman, Mrs. r. NJ Campbell, on or
before Wednesday, the 9th
Allan Bourn Of Church street, was
The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1916-08-03

soft drinks and adopted the motto:
we should worry
Roland tIIokeD Harrington returned
20 Dorset last Saturday feeling very
much better after his unpleasant cN-
perienoc with d felon and an opera
ton. We are very glad 70 say that
the thumb is going 70 come cut Q, X,
and "Hoke" Will only have the scar 70
show for all the pain he suffered
Regular meeting 81 Dorset Grange
was held last night and the final ar
engagements made for the entertain
ment on the l4th and details for the
field day on the 23rd settled Also
arrangements for the lecture on Wed
nesday evening the 10th by DR.. II. NJ.
Pcarce Of the University Of Penusyl-
vania More about this next wcot
The midsummer sale of useful and
fancy articles will be held at the lee
ture room of the church on Thursday,
August 10th under the joint auspices
Of the Ladies Society and Library
Contributions will be gladly received
by those in charge Of the various
tables and should be handed in as
early as possible. Doors will be open
ed promptly at O'Clock, not before,
The tickets for the Daddy Long
Legs" entertainment which is to be
given Monday evening the l4th, will
be on sale Saturday Of this week and
the chart for the reserved seats will be !
placed in Mr. Connell's store Monday
the 7th Look for the girls |
with the tickets. One Of them will call
on you sometime during the coming |
week. Admission tickets can be ex-
for a reserved seat by turning |
in the TICKET and the difference in |
price.
Work for the State Grange Field |
Day goes steadily on and if the |
weather man gives us a good day |
Wednesday, the 23rd, Manchester Fair |
will see a large turnout Of |
Changers and their friends, and also
zee and listen to some well known pub |
ic men. Tuesday (the lst) the invi-
ations to the district deputies Eomo
Ia masters, and Oranges in Bcnring-
on and southern Rutland counties
we're sent out. Also remind rs to the
Gentlemen who are on the program,
Lest they forget" Hand bills and
rosters giving full information will be
cnt out on the 18th.
The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1916-08-03

called 70 New York last week by the
illness Of his son, VIM. Bourn. Word
from New York reports Mr.. Bourn do
ing as well rs can Be expected, taking
everything into consideration.
Messrs. Aborn, Childs and Boughton
Of the Dorset Field Club, motored to
the Rutland Country Club Tuesday and
spent the day on the links preparatory
to entering the state tournament
which begins on the Rutland links to-
day.
DR.. r. NJ, Pearce Of Church street,
is in New York this week attending
the conference of scientists in connee-
ton with the infantile paralysis cpl
demic. The doctor was one Of the II
experts chosen to attend this impor
tant meeting.
The Young Mems Church Club held
bonfire picnic on Barrows Hill last
Friday evening. For some reason
their gucss $, the Girls Club, failed to
appoar. The boys drowned their dis
apr iatm ri In a double portion Ct
The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1916-08-03
Why YOU ARE NERVOUS

nervous system is the alarm system
8. iae human issiF
In rrrictt heaiih we hardly realize that
wr have network oi nerves, but when
health is thb.ng, when strength Is declin.
Ing, the same nervous system gives the
alarm Ia headache iretlness, dreamtul
sleep. ifumba,y AMI unless corrected,
leads ght 70 a breakdown.
To correct nervousness, SCOTS Emul-
sion is exactly what you should take; It's
rich nuirimcnt gets into the blood and
rich blood feeds the tiny neryr-celis while
the whole system responds 10 its refresh
ing tonic force. II is free from alcohol.
scott 4 Bovine Blsomheld N. J.
Evening star., 1916-08-20
Hyattsville.

HYATTSVILLE, Nd, August 19.-Mr.
and Mrs L. L. Cray and daughter Mar
garet have returned from a stay at
Chapel Point, Md. William Bowie,
Riverdale, has left for visit with
friends at Rock Hall. Mr.. and Mrs. A
7. Brooke. Upper Marlboro, are guests
of Mr.. and Mrs James Hill here,
Miss Mabel Harbaugh has returned
to her home in Washington after visit
ing friends and relatives here. Miss
Marie Wiseman has gone to Atlantic
City. Grace, Archie and Frances kee-
gin are guests of their aunt, Miss X.
V. Keim. at Colonial Beach, Va.
Miss Edith Walters, Surrattsville, is
visiting her brother-in-law and sister,
Mr.. and Mrs J. F. Lillard, here. Mrs
Marian Tucker and daughter Mary are
guests of relatives in Baltimore coun-
tv. Mrs. George VI. Mcfarland and
daughter Corinne have returned from a
stay OF a month with relatives In Rom
ney. ". Va.
Mr.. and Mrs. Earl Sheriff have re-
turned after stay in Atlantic city
Mrs. Frank Hutchins and children
Richmond, Va. are visiting Mrs. Julius
King here Misses Theda Armitage
and Bertha Robinson, Baltimore, are
guests of John Armitage, here.
Mr.. and Mrs. George Ellenberger
GAINESVILLE. Ohio. have been visiting
Robert Thornley, here. Miss Eleanor
Williams of Savage, Howard county is
visiting Mr.. and Mrs. Charles Reeley
here.
Evening star., 1916-08-20

United Spanish War Veterans

At the semi monthly meeting of Rich
ard ]. Harden Camp, No 2, Thursday
night, John H. Dempsey. 43d United
states Volunteers, and Frank K Kneas.
4th Immunes, were added to its al
ready large membership. John II.
Burns. Mckinley Camp, Brooklyn, n.
Y, and ]. B. Ettridge. Osborn Camp.
No l, New Haven, Conn, were present
and addressed the camp.
General order No. %. national head
quarters. was read by the adJutant. in
which it was stated that reduced rates
had been procured from the various
railroad companies to Chicago, where
the national encampment is to be held
from September to I. inclusive. and
any member of the organization desir-
ing to go to Chicago to attend the en-
senger agent regarding this reduced
rate before purchasing his ticket.
The District of Columbia delegation
will travel in special car over the
Baltimore and Ohio railroad, leaving
Washington at / 40 pm. Saturday, Sep
tember 2. and will have headquarters
at the Auditorium Hotel. The dele
gates from Harden Camp are Fred
Kaske. Charles Amman, w. L. Mat
tocks and A. NJ. Forester. In addition
to the above named the following will
attend: William T. Heritage, d. v.
Chisholm, H. c. Wilson-J. E. Wilson.
James J. Murphy, John Gallagher, H.
B. Coulter. W. I. Jenkins, H l. Leslie,
William Baum, c. 3. Doran. Patrick
Judge and W. H. Mockabee.
Evening star., 1916-08-20
Manassas, Va.

MANASSAS, Va. August 19.-Mem-
bers of the Bethlehem Good Housekeeping
Club were entertained Monday after
noon at Clover Hill. the country home
of Mr. and Mrs. Joseph B. johnson.
The subject of the meeting was How
to Keep Cool Copies of the club cook
book were distributed among the men,
bers.
Col. and Mrs. Robert A Hutchinson
and their two young daughters, Ruin
and Virginia, have been on a motor
trip through southeastern Virginia.
Prof B. o. Hutchinson of Converse
College, Spartanburg, 5. c.. is the guest
of his parents. Mr.. and Mrs Westwood
Hutchinson.
r. Walton Moore. Thomas r. Keith
and Douglas S. Mackall of Fairfax
Courthouse and John II. Nelson of
Washington are making two-week
tour of the New England states. Mr..
and Mrs. s. l. Ballard and little Miss
Elizabeth Ballard of Annapolis, Nd,
are guests of DR.. and Mrs. b. +. lden.
Clarke johnson is spending several
weeks with relatives at Benson, Minn.
Mrs. Ten Eyck De Witt Veeder OF
Washington was the recent guest Of
Miss Louise Moxley. Rev. w. H. h.
Pendleton of Spartanburg, S. c., re-
Gently was the guest of Lieut.. and Mrs.
George Carr Round Edwin l.
Quarles of Indianapolis. Ind, is the
guest of his parents. Rev. DIR. and Mrs.
Henry Lewis Quarles. Mrs Richard
Stewart Hynson is visiting her sister,
Mrs. ]. NJ. kincheloe. at Upperville.
Evening star., 1916-08-20
Arundel-on-the-Bay.
cnrre.pondenee of The Star.

Special Correspondence of The Star.
ARUNDEL ON -TEIE-BAY, August 10
Master Pegram Whitworth, son of
Mai whitworth, United States Army
spending the summer here, is visiting
his cousin. Phillips Smith, son of Capt
and Mrs. Gilbert Smith of the army.
Miss King CoaIe Wakefield of Dallas
Tex, Is the guest of Misses Beatrice
and Marguerite BosIey at Liberty
Lodge. Nicholas ". Shea Of Washing
ton motored here Sunday and spent
several days with friends. VIII Lin
kins spent the week end with friends
at Chelsea cottage.
Mr.. and Mrs. George Salisbury, who
have been visiting friends at Denton
Nd and Atlantic city. have returned
TO their cottage here. Mrs. John Shea
and children of Washington. who have
been spending some time here. have
returned home. Lieut. George McC
Courts l.. s N; DIR. Samuel Strattor
and Jack Willoughby Of Washington
spent the week end with the family
of Mr.. and Mrs. ]. c. Courts at the lat
ter's cottage here.
Evening star., 1916-08-20
Herndon, Va.

HERNDAN. Va, August 1s.-Quar
terly conference is being held In the
Methodist Church South at F1oris
today and tomorrow, Rev. Henry P.
Wilson conducting services today and
Rev. w. G. Hammond Sunday.
A number from here attended the an
nual Sunday school convention of Fair
fax county held in Falls Church
Thursday Miss Elizabeth Huddleson
of Herndon addressed the elementary
session on some Methods That Inter
est Juniors" and Miss Katherine Groh
of Herndon,, state superintendent OF
primary work, gave demonstration of
primary work Mrs. Howard Bruner
gave Some Helps for Cradle Roll Su-
perintendents-"
Mrs Madison A. Kenfield entertained
the Ladies' Aid Society of the Congre-
Thursday. the meeting being a fare
well to Mrs. Matte j. Stephenson.
Mrs. Andrew J. Whitaker of Wash
ington has been the house guest of
Mrs. Stephenson this week.
The Missionary Society of the Baptist
Church met Wednesday afternoon, with
Mrs. William G. Mills.
Charles w. Rider has returned from
a vacation trip to Newfoundland. Mrs.
Maria Elligood and Miss Lucy White,
who have been guests of Mrs. Rider,
have returned to their home in Phila-
delphia.
Mr.. and Mrs. Arthur H. Buell. have re-
turned from Norfolk, where Mr.. Buell.
was a delegate to the Farmers Insti-
tute. Rev. George Thomas Waite and
nights stay with Mr.. and Mrs. William
Waite in Fredericksburg. Miss Kath-
crime Walker of Washington is the
house guest of Mrs. William Ayre.
Evening star., 1916-08-20
Vienna. Va.

VIENNA, Va, August 1e.-Announce-
ment is made of the marriage, August
8, in Madison. Wis, of Gertrude Wini-
fred, daughter of Mrs. John P. Hen
bricks of that city, and James Morgan
Sherman. youngest son of the late Capt
Franklin sherman and Mrs. Sherman of
Ash Grove.
Miss Thelma Weaver and Miss Edna
Schulz of Washington were the guests
last week of the Misses Money. Mrs.
Elmer Burdette of Washington is spend
ing a month with her sister, Mrs.
George Dale. Mrs. Tallman has return
ed from Washington and is occupying
the old manse on Mill street.
Mrs. Katharine Downs of Washing
ton, who has been visiting her sisters,
Mrs. Harvey Cross and Mrs John L. Col
Inns. at East Woodford. left Monday for
visit to Asbury Park. Miss Anna
Campbell of Washington was the guest
last week of Mrs. Fred n. Hagmann.
Evening star., 1916-08-20

division Is visiting at Berwyn for a
few days. after which she will go to
Atlantic City for a two-week stay.
Owing to a death in her family. Miss
Martha Ahaham has been absent from
the surface division for the past ten
days.
Clarence Brewer of the engineering
and machine division will return to
work tomorrow, after a brief vacation
spent at Colonial Beach. His family
was with him on the trip.
/. T. Harvey, employed in the engi-
neer and machine division, left the bu-
reau last Thursday on annual leave
He will spend a week or ten days of his
vacation period at Piney Point.
p. C. Shannon of the bureau plumb
ing shop is on three weeks annual
leave and is visiting relatives in Maine
John Feister of the carpenter shop
of the bureau is confined to his home
by illness.
Miss F'reda A. Muench. a plate print
er's assistant, died recently.
Edward Leahy left the bureau last
Tuesday for Atlantic City, where he
will remain over Labor day. He is
employed in the engineering and ma
chine division.
Frank P Ryan, son of P. ]. Ryan OF
the executive committee of the Plate
Printers Union. recently enlisted with
Company of the District National
Guard Mr.. Ryan now has two sons,
brother and a cousin with the District
militia, and all of them are members
of the same company
Mrs. Francis Huntington of the sur
face division spent several days at Co
lonial Beach during the week past.
Owing to sickness in his family. John
| Williams of the engineering and ma
chine division was detained at mis-
home last week.
T. H. Burdette has returned frem an
auto trip through the New England
states. He is employed in the engineer
and machine division of the bureau.
After an absence of several months
due to illness. Miss Jessie X NELSON
has returned to her desk in the surface
division.
Members of the local Plate Printers
Union, who also are members OF the
southern Philatelic Association, at
tended the annual convention of the
stamp experts held at the Ralelgh
Hotel during the past week.
James OLeary will return to the en-
gineer and machine division tomorrow
after a vacation of four days spent al
James Eckloff and F. Garrett Of the
engineering and machine division en-
joyed a fishing trip last Wednesday IN
the lower Potomac.
David NJ. Miller has returned from
two-week visit to Colonial Beach he
is employed in the engineering ana
machine division of the bureau, eo.
Thomas A. Watson of the surface
division died during the past week
The next regular monthly meeting OF
the Plate Printers Union, Local NO. :,
will be held in Typographical Temple
on Tuesday, August -.
A large number of the members OF
the Plate Printers Union have ar
ranged to attend the three-day excur-
sion to Colonial Beach, which Will be
given under the auspices of the Social
oyster Club September ?. 3 and 4.
Evening star., 1916-08-20

red eye. he might have looked as If he
were doing something extra fancy in
the tango line. But there was nothing
fancy about that man. He was plain.
doesn't like you to say right out in
print-though, confidentially, it begins
with a I'd" And he was staggering
toward a hole, with every intention of
falling in, when another man who
CHANGED to be going that way-or per-
haps was Intentionally sent (you never
can tell how things are run for us in
this world)-took a hand and yanked
him back.
Say. old man, why don't you look
where you're going? If you tumble
down there you needn't bother to save
the pieces. Brace up. will you?"
The old man braced up. Then he
made an. announcement. He was
(See instruction slip.)
you bet you are. What you want
to do now is to go home and sober up"
The old man had opposite views. He
didn't in the least desire to go home
and sober up. The folks were away,
and, besides, he really preferred to be
THAT being the case, I'll have to
run you in
-runover.'
And having decided between the
lesser evil, he zigzagged jovially on
They live in childhood land, though
their parents would doubtless call it a
cobbled court. Grown-ups are that way
The ice wagon man, who is going to
heaven when he dies, had treated to a
chunk all around, and the three sat on
the next street curb and reveled in the
good times they had that day on the
free excursion.
The boys were most taken with the
wild animals seen as the car flashed
through the green of the sure-enough
country-horses kicking up their heels,