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The Jeffersonian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1907-1917, 1916-07-20
1.-TWO TALES OF A WEDDING :''
How There Came to be More
Than One.

0UT-OF-TOWN papers have to rely upon
- the City dailies for the current events
occurring in said Cities.
For instance, we can't all be present and
listening, in Atlanta, while Bosh Fielder is
making derogatory remarks about his late
brother, Eichelberger, or when Eich comes
back at Bosh.
We out-of-towners have to get our facts
such as they are-from the Atlanta dailies.
Likewise, when the daily papers report that
Senator Hoke Smith is trying to close the U.
S. mails to legitimate business, which was
commenced by Noah, patronized by Christ
and his disciples expanded by our Teutonic
ancestors, licensed by the U. S. Government,
and protected in it's monopoly by a small
army of u. S. Deputies, Guagers, and Ware
housemen-we have to depend on the daiies.
We can't all go to Washington to see the
late owner of the Piedmont Barroom, with
its nude girl in the fountain, make his play
to the grand stand.
So far as that is concerned we don't know
anything about the war in Europe, or the
raids on the Mexican border, except as the
papers tell us about it.
The Jeffersonian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1907-1917, 1916-07-20
PAGE THREE

Now it came to pass, in the City of Wash
lngton, that quiet wedding, followed by
brilliant, numerously ATTENDED midday break
FAST was Incorrectly reported, in the Wash
ngton Star, a reputable and frst-class daily
paper
The lady who acts as Society Editor writes
me, that the fauzt eons hers. She regrets her
mistake, naturally, it being the only embar-
RAISING enc she has made in a professional
career of Is years.
Her explanation is, that the priest, Buckley,
married couple in the City at about the
same time that the preacher Taylor, mar
ried Pratt and Miss Cally Hoze Smith; so
it happened that, in writing notices of a num-
Der of weddings which took place upon that
Hateful and memorable day, she made the slip
OF assigning Buckley to Pratt and Miss Smith.
She left Taylor out in the cold.
[ haven't heard from Buckley, and don't
know what his feelings are; but [ have placed
in the refrigerator boiling letter from Tay-
lor, in order that it may cool down
Taylor is mad. Not only mad, but mad
with me. Not only mad with me, but de-
mands an apology
AS [ was not at the wedding, and did not
report it, the demand for an apology from me,
seems truly rural.
Taylor says that an editor should nvesti-
gd'e newspaper news before commenting on
it.
In other words, must send detectives to
Armenia, before commenting on Turkish
atrocities and special Investigators to Car
rial, before discussing what was reported to
have happened there.
[ don't know how good a preacher Jeems
Taylor is but it that's his idea of editing
paper, he had better continue to preach as
long as he can make living out of it.
In the meantime, if the Birmingham Age
Herald, and other dailies that used the Star
report, will apologize to Taylor, I'll begin to
think the matter over.
It seems to me that if Taylor is entitled to
an apology, Buckley should have one, too.
incidentally, it occurs to me that it's none
Of Tay1or's business, anyway: Pratt is the
man that got married.
The Jeffersonian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1907-1917, 1916-07-20
Hugh M. Dorsey's Speaking Dates !:

Wrens Jefferson County, Thursday july 27,
10: 90 A. M.
Stop at Gibson, Glascock County, Thursday,
July q.
Warrenton, Warren County, Thursday July
27, 800 p. M.
Loco, Lincoln County. Friday, July 20, 1000
A. M.
Washington, Wilkes County, Friday July %,
800 P. M.
Lexington Ogethorpe County Saturday, July
20, 1000 A. NJ
Stop at Watkinsville, Saturday, July 20.
Monroe, Walton County, Saturday July 20,
800 P. M.
Stop at Social Circle, Saturday, July 20.
The above is a schedule of Mr.. Dorsey's speak
ing dates. Give due publicity to the meeting
nearest you and urge everybody to attend these
meetings.
The Jeffersonian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1907-1917, 1916-07-20
THE JEFFERS ONIAN

learn how to spell erroneous" and enter
fere," and competent" and nonsense"
From the wild manner in which he punctu-
ates, and mangles grammar, [ fear he is a
hopeless case, as to that.
McCarty made blunder as to his Jordan,
but he makes none as to the sinister, wicked,
"eqTonaows," L. E. Watson, arch bigot of the
age, who ''is not writing truth about Catholics
and their belief"
Then Nc. gets in little missionary dope,
as follows:
If you be interested and allow me would be
glad to send you weekly copy of this little Sun
day Visitor; and assure you that you would find
in it nothing unrefned in language or spirit.
[ presume that you have but few Catholics in
your district, q hope so) at any rate would
think that you would find it nothing to your in
terest TO INCUR THEIR DISPLEASUEE by pub
fishing such nonsence articles relating to their
Church and Creed-that mentioned in yoar
card.
Notice the usual Roman Catholic threat.
McCarty's insolence carries him out of his
own District to menace a Protestant candi~
date with the dasple0Sure of the Romanist
voters.
After having threatened John w Jordan,
by warning him not to arouse the displeasure
of the Catholics, McCarty uses a little bar-
ney and flattery, as follows:
I am impressed that you are of an aspiring
disposition which admire, therefore felt impelled
to drop you these few words in explanation and
protest and trust, that you will take them in the
spirit in which they are written. Although
OF limited education, can you that am
informed and cOmpetant to know the truth of
what have here said.
Very Respectfully Yours,
VIM. A. MCCARTHY.
McCarty is evidently one of those dupes
who learn nothing Of the laws, or the criminal
secrets of his church, because the priests won't
let him read anything except what their
church selects. Being shut off from infor-
nation, he naturally has none.
AS to the Sunday Visitor, its editor, John
Noll, is one of the most impudent liars that
ever used pen. Again and again, he has
been shown up, in The Jeffersonian and he is
afraid to come back.
McCarty ought to write to his Daddy Noll,
and infuse some pluck into that unscrupu-
lous priest
I earnestly hope that every true Georgian
will back John W. Jordan, in his fight for
Ameeraca1elSne against ROnoaasiSne.
The Jeffersonian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1907-1917, 1916-07-20
Edith Nae Taylor,
Dec. 4, 1919.

The marriage took place on that day, and
the license and return were recorded on Dec
{, 1912 From the signature attached it
would seem that the ceremony was performed
by John q. Observation-Disclosures NJ g. or j. p
my mem. does not show
Here was a marriage under State license,
State law, State formality, duly recorded by
a State officer, in the office designated by State
law.
Mr. Boifeuillet and Miss Taylor are both
citizens Of Georgia, protected in all their
rights by the laws Of the State, and legally
bound IN all matters of contract by State law.
Previous to 1908, no such marriages had
ever been interfered with by the Italian Pope
and has Amaerac0n subjects. But in 1908, the
Italian pope proclaimed his infamous Ne
ten2ero decree, and ordered has american sub
jects to obey it.
The Ne Tenoere decree insolently 7euIzifed
Am2e2Tc0m lars wpon the subject Of marriage,
and required that, in all cases where one
party to the marriage was a Romanist a
priest must remarry the couple, or force the
Catholic party TO desert the Protestant party
Armed with that foreign law, priest went
to Frank Boifeulllet, and demanded that he
be remarked by the Roman church, or that
or that he abandon his lawful wife
She refused to repudiate Georgia law: she
declined to admit that the italian law con-
trolled her status as a Georgia citizen and
wife: she scorned to confess that she had been
living Gin filthy concubinage!"
Because she did this Fronh B0ifeuiI1et, her
ZanfI husband, told her that she qOos nothing
more than his concu6ine, AND He LEFT
HER.
Now, McCarty, here is your "instance! !"
There are others, but none worse than this.
What can you say about it? Buck up, Nc
The foreign law of your Pope-ridden
church blasted this Baptist woman's life
leaving her neither maid wife, nor widow
although the State of Georgia owed her the
protection Of it's laws.
She was citizen: the man she married
was: and yet dev5zash priest defes State
L0aO, ignores the rights Of the Protestant ac;fe,
fOrcenoe1ot Of AN INFAMOUS FORELGY
law!
Tell us what you have to say, McCarty.
This cock-sure Sandersville foot kisser,
wrote to the other John w. Jordan as fol-
lows:
In your announcement for State Senator note
that you are but 80 years of age young enough I
would say to learn much, and especially much
that the Catholic church DOES NOT TEACH.
What you have heard and read about it evidently
is from sinister and wicked source, and of
course ERRONEOUS. Mr.. Il. Il. Watson, no doubt,
the arch bigOt of the age knows that he is not
writing truth about Catholics and their belief, he
writes for sensation sake, and to make sale for
his nasty sheet to class of people which he has
found that he can dupe and impose upon
So it would seem that there are not only
two John W. Jordans, but both of them are
80 years old, and candidates for The State
Senate.
McCarty found this out, for he says that
son reflection and inquiry 1t has damned on
me today aohO yom 0re."
No wonder McCarty wrote his first letter
to the wrong one Seeing that there were
The Jeffersonian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1907-1917, 1916-07-20
Literature Against ROmanisrn,
Condensed into Briefest Shape,
and Sold at Nominal Prices.

IT is my purpose to prepare a series of
4-page folders containing a short presen-
tation of the main points against the foreign
church which is seeking to put the laws Of a
foreign potentate above our Constitution and
our Statutes.
The first of these tracts is entitled
"A RELIGION THAT YOU DO NOT
WANT"
The price is: Two copies for cents; 5
copies for 10 cents; Is copies for 50 cents;
80 copies for $1.O0.
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1916-07-28
BOY TOOK CHANCE OFFERED
Indiana Judge Had Faith In Human
Nature, end II was Not Mis-
placed on This Occasion.

A Judge sitting as the Juvenile court
In an Indiana town was trying boy
on charge OF stealing stamps from
his employer. The evidence was pure
ly circumstantial. The boy had
cleaned his employers desk and "a
short time later he tried To sell 10 nm
other employee the same number OF
stamps that had been missed from the
desk. The Judge considered the evi-
dencc Of the men who worked nj the
same place and then called the police
man who had arrested the boy.
"Now," said the court. "dld either
of you see this boy take the stampsT'
mo. your honor, but the boy has
made full confession 10 us."
The court looked at the boy, who
WINGED slightly at this statement
"Well," the court concluded, that
may be. But I'm for absolute justice
In this court, and nobody saw the boy
take the stamps. The defendant IL
discharged"
The next day the boy returned the
stamps TO his employer.-Indlanapolls
News.
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1916-07-28
SWAMI. ROOT STOPS
SERIOUS BACkACHE

When your back aches, and your blsd-
der and kidneys seem to be disordered, re.
member il Is needless to suffer-go to your
nearest drug store and get a bottle of DIR.
kilmer's Swamp Root. II is q physicians
prescription for diseases of the kidneys
and bladder.
II has stood the test Of years and has
. reputation for quickly and effectively
giving results in thousands OF cases.
This prescription was used by DR.. Kill
mer in his private practice and was 80
very effective that il has been placed on
sale everywhere. Get a bottle, SOC and
Sl0O, at your nearest druggist.
However, il you wish first to test this
great preparation send ten cents TO pr.
Kilmer & Co, Binghamton, n. Y, for .
sample bottle. When writing be sure and
mention this paper.-Adv.
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1916-07-28
wlIlinu Worker.

An amusing incident is told which
took place In one Of the occupied dis
tricts OF Belgium where the German
occupler dolcs out potatoes TO such
of tho starving people az agree to work
for him. One recipient presented HIM
self before the German authorities and
declared himself quite ready In return
for supply OF potatoes 10 work for
the Germans and only for them. IIe
seemed quite decided and genuine In
his offer Of work.
"Then you are quite willing 10 sign
the declaratlon?" asked the German
officer.
"Yes, quite willing"
"And wh0t IN your trade"
II am grave digger" replied tho
Belgian stodldly.--London Eyerymnn.
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1916-07-28

Still he said no word; only his eyes
met hers. In their gaze there was a
wondrous dawning that brought the
vivid color TO her cheeks. Slowly
very slowly-in answer 10 his fixed
gaze. she rose TO her full height, her
eyes luminous with unshed tears. I'm
resisting. he drew her to him. II was
not till she felt the tender pressure of
his arm about her shoulders that she
gave way and burst into tears.
1T is more than ! can stand!" she
cried. 81 cannot-cannot!- II.
You do not know-and l can never tell
you"
"And / shall never ask you, dear
heart. do not want TO know what
you do not wish to tell me. This is
no time for me to empty my heart TO
you. Do you know, darling, those lines
that go:
Enough for me in dreams 20 see
And touch thy garments hem.
Thy feet have trod so near to God
1 may not follow them.
"All that II is necessary for me TO
know know now. You do. don't your
To his tightening arms she gave
mute answer and so for second or
two strode leaning against him, her soft
cheek pressing his.
Wilkes voice brought them back "a
earth.
''If we're goin'-if that machine II
work-we've got to leave at dark. an
that's only two hours. Nolan, get your
things and make 'em few, cause well
travel light. The Mexicans can stay
here In quiet when those greasers
yondsr leave, and bunch OF them has
already started east on run. Some
thing out O. the ordinary is a-happenin'
near here all right"
II was not until then that Kynaston
explained to Wilkes the news he had
heard in the camp the night before.
We'll! I'm damned!" was the old
mans comment. But, Kynaston, II
means that we got to get these women
out of here and get them out quick.
Are you ready?"
Mrs. Fame answered for him from
her room, where she was packing a
bag for herself and Dorothy. The old
man wandered aimlessly about the
house till dusk should come.
II came in purple setting, the raw,
red hills taking on unearthly colors in
the dying glow.
Range by range the hills stood UP
against the sky, melting fast from
sapphire into gray. The great evening
star winked at them solemnly from the
Pass OF the Virgins.
Under Mrs. Fane's skillful superin-
tendence Kynaston again tested every
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1916-07-28
Bakers Dozen.

Father, what is bakers dozenT
asked Charlie.
zone more than n dozen. thirteen,
you know; but why do you want to
known
"Mr. Moore asked me whose little
roy I was. and his wife said, Don't
you knowl That Is one OF the Brown
children And Mr. Moore said, Yes.
remember; they have n bakers
dozen Now what have we got thirteen
Of. papal We have only Eve children,
and counting you and mannsa seven,
and that does not make thirteen"
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1916-07-28

They have n saw In Afghnnistan
TO the effect that the next best thing to
no wife IN good wife.
The Senegalese declare that there
are only two good women In the world
one IL dead and the other can't be
found.
The Chinese hold that II man
lose his bride and n yen, he'll regret
the yen. A ycn's about a tenth OF q
cent.
But more comforting, far more
comforting than these proverbs. is the
wise saying Of Don Qulxote that
there's only one good woman In all the
world. and every husband ought 10
think that his wife IL she.
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1916-07-28

thing about the motor, slowed the
single valise. and lashed the water bag
fast to the back seat. Then he ran the
machine around the side of the house
away from the Mexican camp and
helped the two girls TO their places.
Not there, Kynaston!" prompted
Wilkes. Not on the seats. but down
on the floor till we get past the camp.
The remainder of them are breakin'
camp now"
They were, and the noise OF II
swung up to the wonderful Mexican
stars.
We've got TO keep to the straight
trail till we pass the house yonder.
After that you can drive anywhere.
There isn't an arroyo for ten miles.
They'll shoot when they see US. so
don't light your lights What Is II.
Miss Dorothy?"
"The priest-the old priest!" she
cried. I'VE cannot leave him; he is
blindi"
Hes come from Yucstan blind. !
reckin he can go back"
But without arguing the matter fur.
ther the girl silently turned back TO
the house.
Half angrily. still protesting, Wilkes
and Kynaston followed.
The shed where the automobile had
been stored was at the rear.
As they approached the open door
OF the shed they saw him. squatting
cross-legged on the floor.
HIS blind eyes were turned 10 the
open mesas and 10 the keen wind that
whipped in from the great expanse Of
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1916-07-28
MAKING Quick Time.

Small Nellie had been TO an Uncle
Toms Cabin" matinee. After the show
was over she said Mamma. does
little Eva play again to-nightr
YES, dear. ! suppose So" replied the
mother.
Well" continued Nellie. after q mo-
ment's thought. 81 don't see how she
can die and go TO heaven at four
o'clock and get back In time TO die
again at eight"
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1916-07-28
German Newspaper In eeIorade,

The old Serbian capital now has a
German newspaper, for the first time
in fits history. The paper is a daily
sheet Of six pages. published under the
title "Belgrader Nachrichten In its
FIRST issue the new daily announced
that Belgrade would remain under the
troHungarisn flag forever. even n
Serbia should not disappear from the
map entirely.
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1916-07-28
struaallna 70 Be Optimistic.

IL hated to see my boy Josh start
for the border" said Farmer Corn
tOssel. But there's one thing ! con-
gratulated him on"
what did you sayT
Il says, Josh, the speech maxim out
this way is poorer every year. Maybe
It's lucky you're getting away just In
time to miss the Fourth o July pic
nics.'"
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1916-07-28

Nothing Relieves Tender, Aching Feet
like hot foot bath with Johnscn's Foot
Soap. Composed OF Borax. Bran and
Iodine. At Druggists or sent postpaid
for 25c by Thos Gill Soap Co.. I'll
Kent Ave, Brooklyn, ". Y. Adv.
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1916-07-28
Harsh Desires.

81 wish some people / know were
like swans"
"Why so?"
Because swans sing only once I'm
their lives and die Immediately after"
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1916-07-28
II you On AMY FRIEND

Suffer with Rheumatism or Neuritis, acute or
chronic, write for my FREE BOOK on Rheuma-
tism-Its Cause and Cure. Most wonderful book
ever written, It's abeohtely FREE. Jesse A.
Case. Dept G. W., Brockton, hass--Adv.
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1916-07-28
Enterprising.

visitor-Can ] SEQ that motorist
who was brought here an hour ago?
Nurse-He hasn't come to his senses
yet!
ViStor-Oh. that's all right. / only
wanted TO sell him another car
Judge.
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1916-07-28
What He Found.

"What struck you most on your visit
TO the prlsonT
"The number OF innocent men that
iuries have convicted"
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1916-07-28
The Popular Resort.

Stella-Has II a good table or vlew7
Bella-No, but IL has a detective
service for gossip.
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1916-07-28

When you give free sdyice and II
works you got no thanks, and II II
doesn't work you gei what's coming to
you
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1916-07-28
CHAPTER x-Continued.

Dorothy's father has been killed.
She is srief-stricken. The blind priest
wanders into the American mine
house, learns Of the murder, and Of
fers himself for death at the revenge
ful Wilkes hands. Then he turns to
state the purpose of his mission.
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1916-02-26

! would not be a yolColess sigh
To kiss her check as she goes BY
! would not be- the zephyr fair
That dances gaily In her halr
/ would not be that glove 90 rest
pom the hand that ! love best
! would not be the bit ~ ground
She trends on when she walks around
/ would not be the jltncy-bus
That holds her form all glorious
Nor cen biz ~ lace TO win
4 resting place beneath her chin
Not /, o Muse Id rather be
Myarlf--unaltcrahly Mo
And wade right In an by myself
And Ecizc my share of that sweet pelr
The Poets all wcll-menning guys
Would win az zephyrs, gloves and slghs
Maids we'd not sghs, nor bits of lace.
Nor Yield ~ sunbcnms fun NJ grace,
Rut ever since did Adam woood
Fair Eve In Edcns solitude
Have chosen good plain creatures vhn
Know what they want-and take II. tool
Hence, Muses. fair. I pray that 20
VIII let me rest forever ME,
And let tho Poets near and fnr.
Re lnccs. gloves. et cercra,
lnto their hearts content while
Garner the grain for which they sigh
John Kendrick Bangs in Juds.
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1916-02-26
YOUTH SWEARS TO
POLICE CRUELTY AND
ANOTHER MAKES CHARGE

IN, head with d r,yrluNrI. according to
Wilson
lie testified thnt he was kent In iaN
uutIl Saturday morning. when ne was
taken to IN, county IAN
BOYS Mother restlNes
Mira. KITTY Wilson. mother Of the lad
told how the officers brought her son
| 10 the Wlton home ON West California
|n,ruuc Thursday afternoon Tho marty.
Sine saId war rrmuo.,d Of m, Baker
brothers and p,I,rrIN, Ism Snton pu-
/ INK the conversation regarding the lo-
I rptinp of tho .Io,N,s wilson WAS ne
/ cusrd of stealing. Mrs Wilson snid. ON,
/ of tn. officer. tplIIuE hrr She was mo-,
rrsprrtnhln ua.muuh ns She had been
/ hnrhor.pp , thief
The testimony of the officers on the
] vfnrs, .rYpd .sps prarlIcun, nuk, Cap
/ t,Ip pm ~rtop who followed Mrs vii
SON said n. mad boon u member of tho
pol,,r fnr,r for twelve ,rors and knew
.ntbtpg of atbIrd d,rr,r" method. cycp
n,,Iup h,rp. us,I and that hp knew moth
,pg nf Young Nt. onH huyug been
vhipp,d ur had merely nrrompanl,d
rhurlio Bakrr 10 the Wilson home whit"
/ ON another CALI he said
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1916-02-26


against our own people to become in
'olvrd in this war and thus lonn our
army and navy to a European monarch
Iu use IN settling hN qutrIcls
It congress has the rght TO declare
war 1t certainly mas tho right To ufo-
mote peace by restraining <ciu1'ns nom
lpklhg unnecessary r'tka mayor Keeps
IN" people "i nus rlN out oI the danger
zone duIht 70 NW. am our government
NI'oIu To 40 less Nh'h 'n' "or'd Is IN
ROT
Ihnt Us ilEhI 'p''H'nl'u'r hol'tN
quoted 'H'' N'''NIh "' sA'hh "N'h ne
-. ,,
Iodue supports PRESIDENT
Tho president takes the precise posi-
ton ] have taken and been uglns I'm
public speeches for the last eighteen
months" said Senator Lodge "Of course
! viii stand 10y him believe II VIII
proclaim MS to the world ns towards 10
tell our citizens thW they must not *.
orDiso their uudouhcd rights and tNnt
n th'y do "" shall not protect them
nniinn thRl VIII not protect it's riti.
z"ns cannot protect Itself and II dom"'
raDy fails tu protect lt7,lt how can We
hope Ia i've"
The Jones resolution set out that N