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- LIENS.
Manhattan

9Th ~ cor Ign s., I?S&H,si..
Real Esta," co, owner: rictrowski. &
Konop co. contractor 50
10th ST, y To 20 W--Berger Mfs "a, agt
Roser Realty Corp. owner & con.
SD ST. 1875 E--weisz & CO. art church Of
tho Most HOY Iivic"m"r, owner, .Spiers
Lcirrlc Glass Go. contractor .,,.,, $40 81
l3sTH st. s., .3i W lerax Az, SoSloO-
Richard I2rniril1n aEt Metropolitan
Baptis, Church uwuer' i.arkin l.umhcr
Co, and James ! RYAN, Conitactn~ SIS
SAD ST. loT TO III W-Apiriau 4 hIhiron-
vita art Doro'h"a " mmon owucr 4
contractor ..."........, ..... slIsaa
COiIMHIA ST. hJ-Ray krumhGlz sRt
Heycim Anshi Maramaroch. owner; sam
Multi, contractor, ,,..... ...,...S 2@J
nth Az. sea 20 s7b-Wm l. McElraNv agt
John : Applsby and edgar : Applebv
owners a contractors ..,,...,.. s9.333
SAME PROPERTY-Sime agt John : n
Edgar s Aprlebv, owners, Gibnoy Tire
Rubber ca, contractor ~sl.Uls
GRAND ST. lt0 Louis Overriding agt
Vincent Aston Estate, Owner CHARTS
brady & 10. contractor. lo phi hohI!c.
FulNNDn'1 atlp. .rs g. o . s . O. e. . ~. e. O. . a.. O. }lAD
The sun., 1916-09-04
cosy o BUNGALOW

Nlh 4 hnc Wow Of country aud convenient
30 water Tor boating. bathing and nshifg
h''u'iful cleared ground Tor gardening. ct,
arg porch. open fireplace. nice airy bed
-"u'ut ana Cunncctihg bath. 2 minutes from
-iHtiuu u~uer Will sti reasonable TO quitt
huvef Or $3.50 down and 81 monthly. C.
WEIGH los flatbush Ave. Bklyn.
FOR Sle MONTHLY . 500 cash will
sell nv small farm IA good family not ts'
"u', With d big plot Of ground for trurf
farming ana rhiciSens eoud rooniy house
''"f We depot aul trolley, c. BRAND.
box liD
FREEPORT WATERFRONT.
Bungalows ana houses. 81 900 up also build
Ing lots on Randall pay ans Wnodrlest raw
low prices esev terms send for par'icu.
lers JOHN ! R,NDA'f. co. Frssport 7. I
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QUEENS REAL ESTATE ron SALE.
I. A HOME

of . rooms and bath near IN. Sound: sewer
water, gas, ele"'rictty. hot water heat.
- minutst 10 53ri -. a eth Ave re-.
~sirict'l locality. privilege of private bath
its hes n. deep water anchorage, PERFECT
titl' $500 cash, bs -asy
: STEPHENSON, ei7 w 3Ith u.
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AUCTION SALES THIS WEEK.
Voluntary ana Forced O6erinGs II
Manhattan and The BronH.
WEDNESDAY. SEPTEMBER

lat ~ NESEY
MADISON X. ~ ,r;i..GT..,r p: COS. n .s,h
st. ioxSe. 10 sly apt h%ouse-7so Madison
A. Co .st Hanover imprS.smsrt So g.
,,,p ST. - ic !: 'L.no. .v: IS.
Wii, 5 sly ns,-Broad~ay Saw ins' sss
Gustav pran as. .iEs.o:"s 70. ,.. HaS'. &C.
.sTa 81, -. p. .. ,,s y is. AZ. ,~e,,cs,:
sly IT, Ms,pn, sM s s,:
taxes. &c sass 20.
AT s:ie THIRD AVENUE.
FOREST Av. i,'s..~ !. iso : Ho%' q.
atty, due. q als 10 ,sv.s a., 500 81.
THURSDAY. sEPrEMPER I.
lat IL vEsEy STREET.
BY Henry Brady:
list 9 49, w. " L,n len y.
Mcdonald 81 a: R " c.nalsr. atty:
~, - .;s ~ ts.s. C, !s.u"~ ~,
"'rcs 81, to,is .na ar. iiea..hoid--
sh.,in. sale O. al rish,, int. est %s
or since. atty. D J Early.
BY Joseph p. Day.
xes.9. ) sly ,nt-'M l. V sheprrd. ~. g,
i14 9r,O wG due. R:il' sos ca "a: e q. 4. s"I,i SOS 50.
by Joseph & 60.
:'i IL. . ST .,y al ap, " =. T = rl. Il, ;l,l ." ana i in.
ierc.t on oc, Is. isi5--R u Thompson
a. sSo, :os; az. ! SIZE ct al .''''' M'N"'"
LAT s?io THIRD AvENUEl
by Henry Brady.
woopYcEEsT. Av e. tu 2 ist,h ct;
sly dwis and vaean,"c 'sndS-ink ari
J1are. H ,, J. s. i. al axes .','' =. E $50 ) Ni Df @9s
by Samuel Marx
30 Az. 'ool-.ooa. " s..n Of i7sd -. bos
ex,x. ast Nathan sehrc!bersdorf ct al:
e. e., iM,f7s 4si pr mix e., Zoo! n:ssodo,'" taxes
BRYANT AZ, 1907. " 5, So n freeman -.
.0xioo. . sly fr oWlg-MAry Fried az;
a l. Il " Brisn, Ind and Admx. ct ali 5
Le,,re' re-. partition "'s' si'''''
by James J. Donovan.
226TH 81 p : so5te Carr nt,r av. look
In l. Vim X, Ag' annie SNsninrsln,
an, due. 81 ,;s.7; taSes. &C. si7s,is,,
FRIDAY. SEPTEMBER s.
lat II vEsEy STREET.
BY samuel Goidsticker.
issTH ST. o.: " StS: " Bwsy' 80.
100, . ',y dw'fEJ 5 Tr1v's a. E,.%s
ton; taxes. &c. SietsIs.
BY samuel Marx.
lcsTlI ST. a. ". u :. 40 e LenOy av,
~ 8x09 II, 3 sty dulE-M A Mo.ler agt
| Bertha Na~sanUwitz - ~. Miller & ".
attys. amt due. ts,Jse.cs; taxes. g..
| N7l6:.
lat 1910 THIRD AVEEuE1
by Henry Brady
HANEMEYER AV, si2-glb, o s, S0.fn $
Qulmby av. 773xiO5 IL rrie Bendheim
sgt Unionport Con Co ct al. Knox a. ID.
attys. amt due, s5,l6+ 20; taxes. &c.
| 3.,30sls; 3 prior mtgs of $4,000 each,
By Charles A. Berrian.
BROOK Az. 2so. Q e cor issth u. 100. -
IAN irreg. = sty nat-Annie Levy ae,
A y Cohen ct al. Myron Sulzberger.
atty. amt due. SpsG0l; taxes. DC,
| lalh2Aa nrInr mtg llG 10
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East Side
East Of Fifth avenue. between Fourteenth
$500. sha ilo'n s'ree's -,,..
'T sdL Az. s. RYAN s''t 10 st. royd nnsD '' Rosd
Co-pn., T. 12d st. mtg tst.09o. sep, a.
LEXiNGToN Nv. e $. So n c 'st., 81.
stx67-..Liiiisn {, Rainbow to Moskoko
kea " Inc, II w Soth st. mtS %'i'.ooo;
sept 1i,s . so,ssMN
Manhs!tan Saw instr to Turpod Realty
Co 500 9Th ay, Sep, /; atty. Lawyers
LEXiNGroS AZ. $ v csf 18Th ;, ,iss, 81.
2xso-Hcnry and Rosa Goodkind TO
i H!iiJs,stSs ! s.S S': g! .,sS.. x Kul r4,s a. I F. !n'F;
J,piius McIs, nsiern Z s.lm. hi. Nite. 20
SANE PRoPERTY--Hsrbert y unge- to
o. -. ,.................,.,.si
80 Az. Els.lIlS e 3 SllIn sstn 81; slo
Isl W iiith Of. Sept /, Atty. 8 8 Solomon.
west OF P,sh avenue, between vourtssnth
and 10th strsetsJ
,e,ru .r a., "a, -. r...-,
WI ~ sS,,co Ww;t po,s Nj,
land ps.s. >. e, a. t: Delta Holalrs
ssurypn r,,i. cDwas, II n.y. - ~ ITvVp Ssp al
A"' i"s "u"' ~ "'''
Uptown.
tManha''an' norm OF i'o'n s"sss'
10TH ST, n .. s?l.t " Pleasant Az. 1853
700 o-Hudson p Rose Co TO Donst" and
5000. Sept 2; atty. s Nswmark. asl
may, .;..vi
'TH Az; NJ cor 1850 81, %2iixioo.Law
500 W isis, 81, mtg ~ 900. Aus 50: ely,
AMsTrWphhMAv 10; co go, IiTSsn,SS Il; - ~ "a
10 . > lsslN ~ NV-lUtNrfsh uht1lnB
4 Leasing Co to G.r,r.se y Hsrnse,s'
Long ne,shi T. i, mts 's.s;yovi Aug a
ST NicHoi.As Ky. = y cor li!th 81, eli
coynn, "7AEE ia ~, m,e $500" Sent TOO
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i Ro r.. MD I'd -. .
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Bronx.
.. 'boroush OF Tho Bronx
! LOTS ~ & 20, map N Schrcnkelsen--Naf-
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d; sa Aug III a'.y, Co. ,iist
rS SFinam ri Corp to Jos : cre,shton.
~ 'r r =, I'D .r"'"' sep ! 80
SANE V creighton TO MARY
J Ryan. :5e5 Grand ay' Sep, /. atty
I GS r 90. l;5 BW,y,. -
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+ '>tn nl..s rii,s'S aug 30 sW"SS
w 40, ,oo,
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Y,'ass "Nhnv n. ssrv r. 80, ,ot. ~
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bnt' ;"-n N!,tI AZ tl>'V'' sep -,
att" ',n's. NC" 800 ns' -,
ckAND BOZ L." tpNNol FSt,. " sly
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Day on La'nnies
CATSKILL EVENING LINE

Leaves daily except sunday lno Trip up sept y.
ct Of Christophcr ~, 6; w i2Oth 81 no:
] udson. CoKssckie. Tickets interchangeable
With hose Of Day Line. Toi. 1907 spring.
The sun., 1916-09-04

HONEY WELL Az, 1864, and Fremont ~
barnet Rro,nitsky ng' EVELYN Blds
90. owners: Joseph J White. cont. lsf
KING Az. " =. 70 . Sutherland -. 2sSiot-
Isidors Marccilo art John Batti. owner,
Dssts Cont Co.. Inc. contractors. .Sl<s
The sun., 1916-09-04
TRANSACTIONS RECORDED.
IGnuth 81 ,~urte.nth atVoaf

with name and address Of wne AMI
attorney. n attorneys name II omitted
address party Of fret party
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1916-05-04
STATESMEN GREAT AND
NEAR-GREAT
BY Fred Kelly.

WASHINGTON, May 3.-There is
much that is unique about the ca
reer Of John G.. Cooper. new con-
gresham from Youngstown, Ohio.
He is the only member who ever
stepped into congress direct from
the engineers seat in a locomotive.
He is the only member who had
a boyhood ambition 10 be an engi-
reer or else a congressman and
then made good on both.
He is the only member who ever
utilized a Billy Sunday revival as a
means Of getting into congress
And he is one OF thesfew members
OF congress born in England.
AS a youth Cooper used to look
enviously at the men who drove the
big locomotives on the Pennsylvania
railroad. Then one day an orator.
cal congressman came along and
Gid bit Of spellbinding which made
Cooper wish that he, too, might grow
M TO follow the trade Of journey
man statesman. As we have already
stated a few succinct sentences ago,
ne satisfied both these ambitions.
YOUNGSTOWN was visited by Billy
Sunday. the revivalist, who is 10
religion what Charlie Chaplin is to
the drama.
Cooper took a fancy to Sunday
and was OF assistance 10 him. Just
at the psychological moment, when
the whole town was wrought up
over the Sunday meetings, Cooper
came out OF an anti-saIoon platform
and ran for the state Legislature. He
vas elected, and remained there for
two or three terms. His work there
won him his election 10 congress.
While in the legislature Cooper
did not Quit his job as engineer on
the railroad. but obtained a leave
Of absence. After his election to
congress he returned TO his trusty
engine and went right ahead haul
ing freight trains over the country
lust as II ne were not statesman
at all.
The day before congress convened
last Deem Der, Cooper took of his
overalls and engineers cap. and
stepped. literally, from the engine
cab into the frock-coat atmosphere
Of congress.
on his way from Youngstown to
" ashington. Cooper rode in Pull
man car. Il was one OF the COM
paratively few times in his life that
ne had ever done that. After he
had been on his way an hour OF SO.
as he himself relates the story. he
began 10 feel funny away down
somewhere in his insides. He was
car sick. He had 10 ask the porter
10 make up his berth at once so
that he could lie down.
Il reckon vail amt jest exactly
used 10 ridin on the cabs suggest
e. the porter in a kindly tone.
40" admitted Cooper. I'm not
And il was a fact. He had been
riding on an engine for about 20
years. but the stuffy atmosphere Of
Mir Pullman's vanished cars. was
a new sensa alton.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1916-05-04
PETTY CARELEssNEss.
albuquerque. \. NJ, Herald.

albuquerque, y. NJ, Herald.)
Next 10 petty larceny there is
nothing so annoying as petty care
lessness-silly thoughtlessness that
causes more bother and worry and
puts more wrinkles into the worlds
forehead than real calamities. The
man who carelessly takes our box
OF matches. not because he needs
them but because he forgets 10 hand
them back after borrowing one, is a
pest. Some day ne will be abolished
with a flaming brand as big as he
is and then the smokers who re-
member 10 provide themselves with
lucifers will have peace.
Another man who earns multi
tudinous curses and deserves all OF
them is the man who carelessly at
taches our pencils TO his pockets.
Sometimes a visitor will see two or
three pencils on a desk and annex
one or more on the ground that the
worker who uses that desk has more
than he needs. 1t is our firm con-
vicuon that some day a grand jury
will indict this man and ne will be
sent TO Jail for life. Further, the
chances are that in the hereafter
he will have TO write a billion books
Of a million words each and an
imp will steal his pencils every other
word.
Then there is the third great pest
the man or woman who does not
take the trouble TO look up tele-
phone numbers but calls yours on
the chance that will be the desired
one. In the final adjustment such
q person undoubtedly will be forced
TO answer telephone bells for eter-
nity, without ever holding a con-
versatiOn over the wire beyond the
courteous answer. mo. this is not
nine-umpty-stee You have the
wrong mum Der"
Next to this important and
ubiquitous pest is the person who
calls you upon the phone and says.
Hello. who is this?" If anyone
ever invented a more impertinent
inquiry we have yet TO hear from
him.
Following after this is the man
who forgets 10 return ones working
equipment after borrowing it, the
man who forgets to put it back
so that everyone else in the shop
has 10 hunt for it when it is needed,
the idiot who persists in taking up
ones time at the busiest hour Of
the day and a few others. But Of
all pests these are the chief. Let
US pronounce anathema upon them.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1916-05-04
WILL BE BLASTED ENOUGH.

The losses in dead and permanently ncapacitated
IN proportion to population estimated OF per
cent for the entente countries and per their
enemies. which leads Golfers the conclusion that
facts and that the belligerents will strength
enough left after the for rapid revival
Humany's remarkable ability to recover from great
disaster is well established. the killing inning
do not by any represent the economic loss in
There is also tremendous loss in the efficiency
OF men who return from unhurt This will be
found be particularly the present war with
its methods OF Impairing the minds spirits
Of men.
And there must be some loss even among those who
don't directly participate in the Cheapening of
human life does tend general efficiency
cause 1t is deterioration of human aspirations and
ideals
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1916-05-04
With Other Editors Than Ours

arations. But with that privilege
OF her sex. which women will prob
ably never consider an equal
right" the brioe-to-b be changed her
mind and broke the engagement
The man. however. declared that he
knew his rights and. knowing
dared maintain" and forthwith
hailed the girl before an officer and
presented an itemized bill OF court
ship expenses amounting TO $40.
She was 10 pay or be sued for
obtaining money under false pre-
lenses.
The girl disputed the bill, offered
compromise OF $3.50. which was
accepted. and, handing the money
over TO the man, she walked out OF
the magistrates office with her re-
ceipt.
The antisuffragists seem to find in
this an object lesson Of equality of
rights" in a different way from the
usually demanded division. What
has hitherto been sauce for the
ga der in the way of paying dam
ages is hereafter-under the pro-
for the goose and the ants" do not
think that the suffs'' calculated on
this phase Of the question. Accord
ing 10 their belief, IL was 20 be all
take" and no give" but the bust
ness-hke bridegroom mentioned
above has shown them where they
get of, so to speak However,
the thoughtful women who have
taken up suffrage know full we'll
that no worthwhile issue is ever
won without sacrifices.
As the 'antis" say, it is a new
thing for women to pay the costs in
a suit such as the one above cited;
in matters matrimonial women have
always enjoyed special privileges"
such as changing their minds at the
last minute, but this equality"
which they are seeking through the
ballot will put them on a new foot
ing. And supposedly, according to
the anti viewpoint. this will be a dis
tinct loss. But, looked at from an
other angle. it is a matter OF educa-
ton, since it teaches women that
the game Of lOve-making is a con-
stitutional part Of the game of life
and that they have got to play the
whole game fair and not queer the
deal or refuse to follow suit
Making a woman pay in money
for giving a man the matrimonial
"ha-ha" is something out Of the
usual. but it is not quite apparent
that all the laugh is on the ants
side.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1916-05-04
Can WAIT AIITTIEIONGER

Although Americans Of all parties are agreed the
principle Of freeing the Philippines, and
committed that principle by repeated pledges
citizens coming the conclusion that this is
not the time to let them go set a definite limit
II is unfortunate that political squabble the
question should have developed this time when the
hands problems bigger calling for
immediate sol Itlon After get rid Of the Mexican
incubus. after have settled national armament
policy after safely out of danger OF embodiment
the European after relations with Japan
have been put on permanently and trustworthy
basis. be in thresh the Philippine
problem the calmness and sanity that will then be
possible. Any definite action the subject will
necessarily be hasty and imperfectly planned
bring unexpected consequences.
While the whole world is in a state of political I'M
certainty the Filipinos well afford wait. They
are being promoted toNard full self-government at
rapid enough rate anyhow. them sin
cerity and inspire them with patient confidence. We
owe it to them well ourselves. o defer final
decision OF their political fate until filter time
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1916-05-04
MAKING THE GIRL PAY.

(Memphis Commercial Appeal)
Antisuffragists think they have
the laugh on their suffrage sisters
because Of an incident that hap
pened in New York.
A young woman agreed to marry
a man, and on the strength Of her
promise he spent the contents of his
pay envelope on presents and prep
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1916-05-04
Little Private Detectives"
The VeryGas Range You Want

There is ttlc private detective in South Bend
that you hire for few cents that Will find you
the very gas range you want at a reduced and bar
gain price.
That little detective Is little NcwSLTfmes
WANT AID. Actually, he is not just one detective
but he is thousands Of little detectives as he ap-
pears in every copy of The News-Ttmes for day or
more.
It's really astonishing to know what wonders he
will perform when given chance.
Call Bell 2fooj Home 1854, and ask for the
services Of private detective, News-Times WANT
AID,
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1916-05-04
OUR BABY.

Being a diary Of the cutest baby
that ever was.)
Rudolph has made another
great discovery. He has learned
that there are handles TO the
gas stove and the dear little thing
generally keeps at least two jets
open all the time OF course there
is some danger and he looks so cute.
Dut it's tough on the gas bills.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1916-05-04
TheMehingPot
Filled by the Editorial staff.


These early days IN May.
The news stands in glad array
Present wondrous sight.
They are in tune.
With colOrs bright
And magazines for June.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1916-05-04

The final appeal issued 10y the Henry Ford peace
conference 10 the warning nations Europe a fine
noble setting forth of high principles The only
objection it is that the basis Of peace proposed
would acceptable the beHgerents just about
at dawn Of the millennium.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1916-05-04

After the last New Haven wreck the railroad
accused of having buried victim secretly along the
track TO cover up the evidence. And they actually
proceeded TO dig for the corpse. Nothing i'm all the
spectacular series of charges AGAINST distressed
poration whether true untrue. has been quite SO
weird
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1916-05-04
ALL THERE.

After telling OF how Jones hit the
bali 10 the third baseman and how
this worry youth and the catcher COM
pleted a triple play. the high school
reporter offered the following:
Jones reached first base on a
fielfer's choice but got no further as
the triple play retired the side"
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1916-05-04

Congressman Jen McL.emore. finding himself lin
bad with people his warning" resou-
ton now seeks hedge with congressional sugges
ton that American troops be Withdrawn from
Mexico until villa is finally disposed Of This appears
to be glazing inconsistency to all save the s tents OF
political geography
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1916-05-04

Berlin reports that bomb. dropped from Austrian
airship, fell close TO Emperor Nicholas
him entirely lose his self possession. which is
nice German way OF saying Car Nick scared out
OF a years srowth 10y measley little bomb
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1916-05-04

a New York man has fiat OF -
rooms and Is bathrooms II mast
he a dickens OF a job for him To
remember where he left his piece Of
Battle Axe.-Gary Times.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1916-05-04

Minority Leader Mann that the proposed regular
army Of 25O.cOO could be reduced whenever desired.
stop enlistment disease disability and
expiration Of enlistment would reduce that army to
skeleton years.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1916-05-04
HOW AROIT ITO

Did you ever hand out chatter.
About most important matter,
Have the DO YOU were talking to,
Pull his silly, foolish grin on you,
And ask YOU in all sincerity,
What dOin Kiddin' me?
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1916-05-04
NNIN-2

Doesn't some moving picture di-
rector have for a hero a bandit who
robs the rich To give TO the poor
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1916-05-04
VERY BLANK


At writing prose 1 can make things
hum
But when it comes TO verse I'm bum
1 can sit and think for a long long
time
Hut darned if 1 can make words
rhyme
I've tried and tried. time and again
Sometimes with a typemill, oft with
a pen
These few lines are but a sample.
Believe me kid 1 think they're am
pie. ". A. r
All the Berlin riots are reported
by the British while the first news
of the Irish riots came from Berlin.
Just proves that any weapon will be
used if il comes handy " hen nations
are at war.
The reason They call the big battle
ships superdreadnaJghts is that ST.
perdreadnaHght is longer than
dreadnought
IF YOU weren't 50 particular"
said one young lady 10 che other.
you would have been married long
ago"
I'D rather" replied the second
one. ''be particular than be mar
ried."
Co.
But speaking as one married man
90 another did YOU ever see a mar
ried woman who wasn't rather darn
particular
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1916-05-04
SOME ONSET.

\ vicious bull dog attacked a 10
year old boy on South Spring street
this morning at O'Clock biting him
i'm the heel The animal then sped
into the next block where he made
an onset on a hicyclist.-Trib. Mish-
awake page
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1916-05-04

e." said a young lady we know.
was over TO the court house today
getting a marriage license for an
ether woman"
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1916-05-04
BRIGHT SAYINGS OF CHILDREN.

Wa, wa.
Da da.
MOmma
Observation-Disclosures?
Gaga.
Ga-a-a- a-a-a-a-a-.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1916-05-04

Understand we amt knockin'. We
amt trying 10 hand nobody nothir'
hut we hope that some fellows we
know don't cit hold Of that Wednes-
day noon edition Of the Trib. Cause
If they did George Beall wouldn't
know whether ne was George Bean
or McColl and McColl would be wor-
ried. Then TO maybe Al Bashang
would think he was Fisher and Fish
Ell would think he was Bashang and
Grimes would think he was Koehler
and Hill would think he was Gray
and Zee Tannehill and Eggleston
wouldn't know where they lived and
even Dolly Gray wouldn't be sure he
had ever been 10 Tsrre Haute.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1916-05-04

Japan and Russia have signed an
agreement. 20 work in harmony
against China. Politics has nothing
on war when il comes 10 putting the
sleeperS i'm the same room.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1916-05-04

Think L. s is going 20 stay in Villa
hunt says headline Think? Wedam-
near know they are