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New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1916-03-07

We're still long ways from
June.
*"Scotch Mist is the over
coat for now and all Spring.
Scotch chcvlot. rainproofcd;
our own idea and sold only in
our stores.
Rain or shine, Scotch Mist"
arc fine.
'n,r;sfsr.1 TrSdsnn-rs
Everything men and boys
wear.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1916-03-07

Tofsis r o. Totals .. p
r,efsrce-Tor Thorps NJ columbia npirs -FI
Thorpe ~ - Sale Time Halves - 70 minutes.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1916-03-07

Germany Schacfer to-day : ~
ing tho absence OF Cor henh,, ~,
OF the leading 7p'elcrs o. the ,
nivsl. Con made terrihe ,.e
Schacfcr when tc announces - 4,
show. known az "lhe GARDEN " 80,
was produced and we'll ps ,,...,,
four Of the iargcst cities O ID.
Aurora. Chicago. Fort Wayne
nOis.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1916-03-07

Second pound ffrt round tffsl Mss fIoffrc.
"a Iln defeated Nlss Jane E9n.cl DID, default
Nr David q Nils defeated Mf- De Iouest
taller Dol default
Firf rol.l- Niss MoiIa BIIrsfslf defeated NJ.
r We.ser GO. Is Mis- llfh Handy no.
'sa'r1 Ils Florence sheldon &C. o. Sc.
Nr. Fr,1erirl q srhmlr defeated Nls Gertrude
DsHs Tore. &c. 80. 80. Ms Marian VA
d-fhoe' affcsts1 Miss Abbis Morrison. o..
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1916-03-07

90 the young pitchers one Of ~
shown so far is Bin piercsg W
Angeles. This tall young rigsttr.
is only nineteen. and Z he fsii /,
spring he will be back Up ,he, y I
other year. Both Nunsmsser ar. e
ander. who have been catching t-s
strong for tho stuff ho hiss sse''
far. Picrccy held tho Regular
hit in three innings. and most
way he had them backed 81 - ,
mond.
The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1916-05-11

they spent the day with Miss Hulda
Anderson who is teaching at that
place.
The Progressive Farmers Club
met on Friday evening, May 9Th, with
a large attendance as usual. A very
interesting program was given by the
members and children of the club. At
ter the program Mr.. Grain of the ex-
tension division gave one-hour talk
on the construction and use of silos.
L. A. Merritt, secretary of the club,
gave a very instructive talk on the
care of the dairy herd in general. Fol-
lowing this c. w. Preston gave talk
on the consolidation of schools. Sup
per was served at midnight followed
by dancing.
The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1916-05-11
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Mr.. and Mrs. Frank Unger made a
business trip to Melrose Saturday.
Max Schlicht delivered load OF
hogs to Brown Bros, Saturday.
Ed. Schlicht has purchased an IL
horse power Harley Davidson motor
cycle.
Col. Francis Edmundson of Monte
video visited with L. P. Unger Sunday
afternoon.
Albert Bromenschenkel made a
business trip to the home of his broth
er Alex Tuesday.
Nick Bromenschenkel of Sank Cen
tire was business caller in this local
ity Sunday afternoon.
Quite number of the young people
of this locality attended the dance at
the City hall Monday evening.
A number Of the people of this To-
cality attended the surprise party at
the Charles Dicks home at Sank Cen
ire.
The most of the farmers of this To-
cality are done seeding and glad of it
since the condition of the fields were
very unfavorable.
L. M. Miller, the efficient teacher in
School District No. 1873 left on Tues
day for Lake Henry to attend the
funeral of a cousin.
Gust Liebel who has a position at
the St. Johns University was visiting
with relatives and friends in this vi
cinity a few days this week.
A. L. Bromenschenkel of st. Pau
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w. Fox with his crew of men start
ed work on the State Road last week.
Wesley Martin and family were
visiting at S. Christie's home last
Sunday.
Miss Carrie Thornbloom returned
home last Thursday for a weeks visit
with her parents.
w. Ceynar enjoyed visit from his
parents from South of Sank Centre
last Friday and Saturday.
The Misses Dora and Florence Steg-
ner visited with their aunt Mrs. Frank
Martin few days last week.
Losey Rose of Sank Centre and
Miss Carrie Thornbloom were Sundoy
visitors at the Frank Martin home.
Mis- Emily Tromble who has been
teaching at Milaca returned to her
home last week to spend the summer
vacation.
The Misses Agnes Prudlo, Vina
Martin and Dora Stegner called on
Mr.. and Mrs. VIM. Beaver last Thurs
day evening.
Fred Thornblom purchased new z
passenger Overland last week. He
went to Sank Centre on Sunday and
drove it out to his home.
Mr.. and Mrs. Fred Rosenow, Paul
and Theresa Rachney and Charlie
Rosenow were pleasant callers at the
c. Anderson home last Wednesday
evening.
The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1916-05-11
As to Insults.

The quotation mo gentleman would
insult me; none other can," is credited
to John Quincy Adams, who is said
to have made the reply when he was
told that man had spoken to him SO
rudely that he ought to send chal
lenge to duel. and 1t is said also to
have been used by Senator w. n.
Seward in debate growing out of the
assault upon Senator Sumner by Pres
ton Brooks in 1856, but it is pointed
out that the quotation
A moral, sensible, well bred man
Will not affront me, and no other can
is to be found in William COwpers
Conversation. boston Globe.
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Mr.. Orsendorf autoed to Sank Cen
tire Friday.
Geo. Tank was visitor at the Bee
Hive farm Sunday.
Tom Duryre visited at the Walker
home Tuesday evening.
J. Rue and Frank Lent autoed to
Melrose Friday evening.
Frank and Henry Lent were visit
ors at the Lake Tuesday.
DR.. Lewis was professional caller
in this vicinity Tuesday.
Miss Leone Wakefield spent Tues
day evening in Sank Centre.
Miss Glen Peterson visited with
Miss Dola Grundman Sunday.
F. M. Madsen assisted Leo Weber
with his farm work Thursday.
VIM. Elliott visited with F. II. Mad
sen at the latter's farm Friday.
C. d. Wilcox was business visitor
at the Weber farm Saturday.
L. M. hSIilCuy opCliC IluoS C'Cii-
ing in Sank Centre on business.
Gust Anderson visited with his bro
Their Henry Wednesday evening.
Frank Dickerson was a business Wis
itor at the Sherman farm Monday.
Miss Judes of Lyman Prairie is Wis
iting at the O. Lent home this week.
d. R. Wolfe and family of Sank
Centre were visitors at the Lake Sum
day.
Chas. Doolittle was business Wis
J itor at the Point View farm Wednes-
day.
John Grabber attended the Pro-
gressive Farmers Club Friday even
ing.
Mrs. Geo. Ehr visited with her bro
The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1916-05-11
Notice

AS l have opened a blacksmith
shop in the old Perkins building, south
of Lee hotel, where Eckenrod was To-
Gated, l will appreciate it if you will
bring your work to me. Don't forget
the location. 50-1pd w. Simmer.
The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1916-05-11

Mr.. Weeks of Sank Centre this
week completed 35-feet well for Mr..
Picard.
Frank Lent and Craig Wilcox auto
ed to Melrose Friday evening and hik-
ed back.
Roger Hutchinson attended a VEIN
er roast at the stone arch Wednesday
evening.
Mr.. and Mrs. C. w. Hutchinson Wis
tied with Mr.. and Mrs. F. M. Madsen
Sunday.
Gust and Henry Anderson were Wis
itors at the Oak Grove farm Sunday
afternoon.
O. E. Stephl of Sank Centre was a
visitor at the Hutchinson farm Tues
day evening.
Mr.. and Mrs. Percy Hansen of Sank
Centre were visitors at the DoOlittle
home Sunday.
Henry Rehkamp this week purchas-
ed a new drill of Sank Centre imple-
ment dealers.
Alfred Kruger is employed at the
L. A. Merritt farm at Clay Hill dur
ing the spring work.
Mrs. VIM. Elliott visited Tuesday
afternoon with Mrs. Eta Wilcox and
mother, Mrs. Craig.
Floyd Peterson and Herbert Nor
gordon were Sank Centre visitors on
Saturday evening.
Iron dealers of Sank Centre were
buying up carload of old iron in this
vicinity this week.
Misses Sigred and Anna Anderson
and Maud Mann were auto riding in
this vicinity Sunday.
Leo Weber visited with his sister,
Mrs. Geo. Weiner, who resides south
of town on Sunday last.
Miss Dola Grundman and brother,
James, were visitors at the Kennedy
home Saturday evening.
Mrs. C. w. Hutchinson and son
Roger were visitors at the Plain View
farm Tuesday evening.
Mr.. and Mrs. Andrew Sorenson
were seen on our streets with their
new Ford Tuesday evening.
Mr.. Head and family, who reside
near West Union, autoed out to the
Wod Lawn farm on Sunday.
Davis Elliott left on Monday moons
train for the cities where he will re-
sumo his studies at Hamline.
Misses Maud Mann, Leone and Mer-
line Wakefield were visitors at the An
derson home Monday evening.
H. P. Hager of Sank Centre made
trip into this vicinity last week in
the interest of C. D. Marshall & Co.
Miss Merline Wakefield of Brook
Ign visited with her sister, Leone, at
the Mccormick Lake school Monday.
Mr.. Peterson and family of Sank
Centre spent Sunday evening at the
Lake visiting with Mr.. and Mrs. F.
M. Madsen.
Paul Wilcox, Gus Anderson, Craig
Wilcox and Henry Anderson spent
Saturday evening fishing at Hoboken
creek. They got back.
Gene and Henry Grundman of ALA,
Iowa, brothers of George Grundman,
were visitors at the Grundmann home
few days this week.
Godfred Anderson returned this
week from the West where he spent
several weeks in Calgary, Can, and
other points in Canada.
Ben Dollhouse was a business Wis
itor in this vicinity Tuesday in the in
terest of the Geo. Borgmann Imple-
ment Co., of Sank Centre.
Misses Leone Wakefield, Maud
Mann and Rose Lent, Gus Anderson
and Robt Elliott were visitors at the
Riverside ia. n Wednesday evening.
Visitors at the Progressive Farm
ers Club from Sank Centre Friday
evening were Chas. Gray, Thoeny
Austin, o. E. Stephl, E. E. Compton,
and daughters, Ruth and Florence.
Misses Maud Mann and Anna An
derson were passengers on Saturday
mornings train to Grey Eagle where
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Mr.. Van has purchased an automo-
bile.
Miss Blanche Welun went to Grove
Lake Sunday.
L. Sittko ate diner with R. B. Kin
sella Sunday.
]. Irwin was in Westport several
days last week.
y Ray Parker and family spent Sun
day in the country.
Mr.. Bowman has added new fixtures
to his barber shop.
The ladies of Westport would like
an ice cream parlor.
Mrs. w. and Frank Riley shopped in
Sank Centre Tuesday.
Miss Gertie Members is suffering
from boil this week.
Merrill Hall has been suffering from
eye trouble this week.
Mr.. Pinkney of Willard was paper
hanging in Westport last week.
Leonard Grindy of Grove Lake
spent Sunday with VIM. Thoen.
Miss Minnie Johnson and Miss Nc
Cauley spent Friday in Sank Ceatre.
The M. N. M. Club met with Miss
Mary Flannery on last Tuesday eve
ming.
S. TAYLOR of Osakis is visiting his
daughters, Mrs. A. Johnson and Mrs.
J. Cook.
DR.. and Mrs. Alexander were the
guests of J. A. Osborne and family
Sunday.
Donald Bishop was among the pas
sengers to Sank Centre Saturday
morning.
H. Beal of Glenwood visited with
his parents Mr.. and Mrs. L. Beal on
Thursday.
Art Brecount and family of Sank
Centre were the week end guests OF
Mr.. and Mrs. Kay.
: Mrs. Peter Smith returned to st.
Paul Friday morning accompanied by
her daughter Hildegard.
c.. C. Thoen and wife and 0. E.
Kruger and family motored to Sank
Centre Saturday evening.
Last Friday morning Mrs. A. john
son and Mrs. ]. Cook went to Osakis
for a brief visit with their sister Mrs.
Bjorklund.
Mrs. Chas. Frederick spent several
days of last week with her mother
Mrs. Parkinson in Sank Centre, who is
quite sick.
Mr.. Honnold and Walter Welsh
went to Minneapolis Tuesday, return
ing Wednesday in the car purchased
by Mr.. Honnold.
Mr.. Honnold motored to Grove Lake
Sunday where he and his sons Manzo
and Bert ate diner with his daughter
Edith at the home of Mr.. Scott.
Last Thursday afternoon the Ladies
Aid met with Mrs. J. A. Osborne. Mrs.
McAuley, Miss Minnie Johnson and
Mrs. Sehnert rendered some excellent
music which was greatly enjoyed by
all present. At about $3.50 O'Clock
election of officers resulted in the fol-
lowing ladies being elected: President,
Mrs. VIM. Bush; vice president, Mrs.
J. A. Osborne; secretary, Mrs. C.. c.
Thoen; treasurer, Mrs. j. Cook.
Luncheon was served by the hostess
after which the ladies departed to
meet May 25th with Mrs. Ray Parker.
The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1916-05-11

passed through Sank Centre on the
Winnipeg flyer Saturday evening en-
route to Alexandria where he tran
sacted business. On his return he
stopped off here to visit his parents
MIR. and Mrs. John Bromenschenkel.
A. l.. is employed by the Twin City
Street Railway Company.
The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1916-05-11
Those Were the Times.

''The first of our line. Sir Higgledy
Piggledy, founded the family fortunes
with grist mill he ran
when did he run this grist mill?"
"Back in 1860 or thereabouts.'
"Oh, yes. I've often heard that those
in fOur."-Louisville COurier-Journal.
The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1916-05-11
OUGHT to Sell.

Eat last have perfected it."
what is the invention?''
"1n case your auto hits anything this
device makes cloud of smoke for
you to get away in. No chance for
Identification" Louisville Courier
Journal.
The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1916-05-11

The amen Of nature is always a flow
er.-HOlmes.
The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1916-05-11

BY jiminey! I'm happy-feel like a
young colt-here I've been worrying
about that hard, painful corn for months
and months without knowing that I
could be cured almost instantly.
Comfort Corn Plasters did the work
and did it well-the old troublesome
corn comes out with the root-no cut
ting-no dangerous drugs or acids
just a wonderful indicated plaster
that does the trick-easy to put on
and the corns gone before morning.
Why continue to suffer-just ask for
Comfort Corn Plasters-guaranfee
to give absolute satisfaction or money
back. Only 25c the package.
Hanson &c Emerson,
The Corner Drug Store
Sank Centre, MINI.
The Jeffersonian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1907-1917, 1916-02-17

the South protects her womanhood
and her officers of the law against
negro mobs, and gives the rapist and
the murderer an ''eye for an eye
and tooth for a TOOTH" But these
same holy oglers are as silent as two
grave yards when twenty Romish
mobs in the North beat truth in the
mouth and riot until they beat the
doors and windows of churches
down, and assassinate true Amer1-
cans for telling ire truth, in addi-
ton to lynching negroes just the
same as Southern men do Rookie
Teller can slobber over Slaton, but as
patriotic propositions the public
mind has vomited both of them up.
long ago. We want no advice, the
illogical or civic, from section who
foisted a system of public plundering
on the South for half a century, and
are weeping some weeps now because
they have been choked off Roman
ism is in line for a choking, and we
are the boys for the job, way down
South in Dixie" SUMMIT, GA.
The Jeffersonian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1907-1917, 1916-02-17


sending "obscene matter through
the mails" have all been directed at
anti-Catholic publications and per
sons.
Beginning with Rev William Lloyd
Clark, Of Milan. ILL.,, whose book,
Hell in Springfield at Midnight
lifted the mask off Of Romish doings
in the City of Abe Lincoln" and
proved what he said with camera,
he was hailed into court, convicted
and fined, but the truth of What he
told and photographed was not de-
MED nor can it be Clark Was pun
ished for telling the truth on Romish
rum-Gellcrs and rowdics in Illinois
Next came Thos. +. Watson who
has been abused and denounced by
PRACTICAL every Romish sheet in
America for some vars, and more
he has been the special object Of
the fury of Papal phamphleteers and
the iibe of ROmish propaganda who
lose no opportunity to tell that
Watson has been indicted for send
ing obscene matter through the
mails" but they mover tell that what
he sent was the truth on Romish
theology as practiced in the secret
confessional. Like a "sword Of Dam
ocles,' they have held this indict-
ment over his head for years aud
tried to make believe that he WGs
the author of it, when every scamp Of
them knows he was simply quoting
Ligucri and Dens Plainly Rome
has done her utmost to convict Wat
son before the public ex parte and
right here is the proof Of ROme'S
Jesuitical methods.
Then there was the eX-priest, P. A.
Seguin, who translated some of these
filthy lines from Liguori and Dens
into plain English, in order to show
English readers how very filthy
ROme's secret confessional is. We
heard he, too, had been prosecuted,
and then later that they had not
dared to press the suit. He is an
eX-priest and has Liguori, and it
might be more than interesting to
have the defendant come into court
and prove the truth on Rome de facto
by their own books!
Then came the Menace, with Wal
ker, Phelps, Brown and the whole
editorial and business crew of that
paper, and were hailed into court and
acquitted by a jury of Americans.
1t is a fact that Clark, Watson,
Walker, Brown, Seguin ct al, have
dealt Rome the hardest blows she
ever got over or under the belt on
American soil, and if Romanism
hated his satanic majesty as she
hates them, her priests would be bet
ter men than they are reputed to be
by those who declare they know.
Then there is the ex-nun, Annie
Lowery, who was also prosecuted for
"bad speech she made against
Holy Church." and was, we heard,
convicted.
None Of these have been pros
ecuted for libel, except perhaps the
Menace; but Rome takes refuge be-
hind the law against sending obscene
matter through the mails, and bowls,
Uncle Sam, please don't let these
rascals tell the truth on us and prove
it by our own books, priests and
nuns"
Now comes the interesting part Of
this piece: Why have Government
attorneys singled out anti-ROmanists
for prosecution under this law, when,
as everybody with a modicum of in-
formation knows, there are other
numerous and most fragrant cases of
lOng-COntinued and fragrant indie
cency in the press? Pictures of lewd
The Jeffersonian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1907-1917, 1916-02-17
j. 1. L SIZE,
Rockmart, Ga.

sac tor One Bog 800 of our Regular $50 90 per
,Nn1HSand GGARSen Cent Sellers which we want
pnrWncgO tp QUCK Staple Brands. andwe give in SAM
sAGNaOG tbs ;. & W. Mod 80 or SO Cal, REVOLVER,
Safety POLICE any length barrel at no Extra price,
als1 Senuins Stem wind Watch worth So, together
WIN % Aauataonas Presents FIRES which we have
NO. space to mention but consists of Knife Sc;s.
eoTs etc. styou send Cash with ORDER Win shin c.
~ by Express or Parcel Post but you only
Sei the RtgUtVtk as PRtMaM. No Examination can
nao 5y Posi-, but can be EXAMINED by EXPRESS
II oer Is not as say return goods and we Ysturn
y H9W,E money-Ihat's all. Name Express Office.
DIXIE CIGAR CO.. Dept 80 Jacksonville, Fla.
The Jeffersonian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1907-1917, 1916-02-17
PAGE TWELVE
Are Our Courts Serv-
ing Rome
Anti Catholic Publications
and Persons Singled Out
for Prosecution. Or
Is it Persecution ?
(By j, a. Scarboro.)

@~~~. 0 far as l am informed, and |
try to keep up. with events,
it is passing strange, if our
- Government is impartial,
that the prosecutions for
The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1916-01-29
EAST ARLINGTON

Owing to the illness of the pastor
there will be no preaching services
at Olivet church, tomorrow, Jan. 80.
Sunday school and Christian Endeav-
or as usual,
Miss Lillian NJ. Phelps of Niagara
Falls, n. Y, will discuss the issue of
Prohibition VS.. Local Option at a
meeting to be held under the auspices
of the w. c.. r. u. in the NJ Il. church
some time next week, it is expected.
No voter can afford to miss the OPP
portunity to hear her.as she will have
something of interest to say. An Of
fering will be taken. Miss Phelps is
a graduate of the National School of
Oratory and has earned an interna-
tional reputation as a speaker. A
student by nature OF historical and
sociological questions, she comes,
with study and travel, a lecturer of
interest. Miss Phelps is member of
the Mollie Pitcher Chapter d. A. r. of
Washington, ID. c. Many will remem-
Der hearing Miss Phelps at the w. C.
t. U. convention here last spring and
will wish to listen to her again.
Watch for the date of the meeting.
The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1916-01-29
Tie lawyer countared.

On one occasion, Judge Bodkin tells
in his "reminiscences, Lord Justice
Holmes was amusingly cmntered by a
junior barrister who was defending Il
prisoner before him. Though the pris-
oner was rather elderly man. coun-
sci made frequent appeals to the jury
TO take into account the fact that he
was an orphan. The judge grew i'm
patient.
Il really don't see" Inc exclaimed,
'how the fact that your client is an
orphan bears On the case. He is old
enough to take care of himself, and it
is quite natural at his age he should
have lost his parents. For instance, |
myself am an orphan"
Yes, my lord" interposed the coun-
sell and should your lorlship ever
have the misfortune to come before a
jury Of your fellow countlymen trust
that circumstance will I've taken into
consideration in your lordshiD's fayor"
The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1916-01-29

A man of national reputation as
politician and a platform speaker and
who has for the past two years been
campaigning In the large cities all
oyer the United States, has been en-
gagged to spend short time in New
England.
AS he will stop over at Bennington
Monday night he has been secured to
give an address in Library Hall at
73O p. m.
DR.. Madison Swadener of Indiana,
who is a noted lecturer and is making
this trip with Governor Patterson, is
also expected to be here and speak
during the evening. ~
This is not only a rare opportunity
to hear two men of brains, experience
and wit, but they come to Bennington
at an opportune time. and will speak
along lines of vital Importance to the
nation in next springs election.
While the notice is short, it ia ex-
pected that the hall will be alled as it
is seldom u building has been found
large enough to accommodate the
crowds that throng to hear them
wherever they appear.
There will be no charge for admis-
sion and everybody, more especially
the men are urged to come out. II
will be worth your time. Don't miss
it, Spread this notice among your
friends.
Remember the time and place.
Monday, Jan. 3lst, at Library hall.
The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1916-01-29

was seized With colo in It's most vlo-
lent and painful form. His employer
went to his relief with, the only aid in
liquid form he could lpd on the prem
ises, the same being a bottle of tnhasco
sauce. ,ss4 pa,s .sissstts.s.,
Uncle Ike swallowed large spoonful
of the stuff and returned to work.
weeping copiously Yss .tots e,s ~. i
A few minutes later the gentleman
went TO look for him and found him
doubled up in the hay loft. ,srJst,l
Ike" he inquired. how do you feel
now?" rlsf8s sf3 e,Y,:
Mos daid, boss" was'the plaintive
answer. ,ss4 ans 4.F aaes asg
Better let me give, youaanether dose
Of that medicine, then dg.z sls4p.it
Boss" said Uncle Ike. aid hate TO-
die on yoah hands,, but l. dou't never
ag'in spect to take nothin' whut, water
won't squench,H I Saturday Evening
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