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The Green Forest tribune., 1916-10-27

uOWn tlidt l COuiO not work. I was thin, pale and weak,
 W eig h e d but 109 pounds and was in b e d most of the time. l began talk ing Lydia E. Pink hams Vege t a bl @ Compound and five m n tn s la ter I weighed 133 pounds.
 I do all the hol1se-
The Green Forest tribune., 1916-10-27
Method in his Madness.

You say Mrs. Naggs was here dur ing my absence" said the superin- tendent.
 "Yes. sir was. the reply. "She called to see about taking her husband home, but he positively refused to go said he would rather stay here"
 q always thought there was some thing wrong about that man." said the superintendent. "He isn't crazy at all"
The Green Forest tribune., 1916-10-27
MKlnSaS USTFI1utoTS stuSgETT. JARRElL sRo CO.,. tHs Rock krkansas-Adv.
And Have Men at Their Mercy.

Mrs. Gabb-I understand that the number of lady barbers is rapidly in- creasing.
 Her Husband-Shouldn't wonder! It's a business in which women can talk while they work.-Boston Eve ming Transcript.
The Green Forest tribune., 1916-10-27
Shoots pauuhter's Beau.

Canton, O.-After courteously greet ing Victor Roderick, 19 years old, sullor for his daughters hand, in his home, w. G. Brittson, well-known baseball pitcher, shot the youth and then committed suicide here. Britt son objected to the youths attention to his daughter
The Green Forest tribune., 1916-10-27
Safety First.

Young Cheekly-Sir, have come to ask for the hand of your daughter ln marriage.
 Old Gotrox-But, my dear sir, she IS only schoolgirl of twelve.
 Young Cheekly-Yes, 1 am aware of that. But l came early to aVold the rush.
The Green Forest tribune., 1916-10-27
New Fish Bait Declared Good

The United States bureau of cries reports that on the last CT of the Fish Hawk in Chesapeake samples of crayfish meat. put II brine, were distributed among fishermen and dealers, to test it's V and the possibility of introducing a substitute for some of the baits on the market. Fishermen who tried the craytish say that it is al good bait.
The Green Forest tribune., 1916-10-27
LESSON FOR OCTOBER 29
THE VOYAGE.

LESSON TEXT-Acts 27:1-3S.
 GOLDEN TEXT-Commit thy way unto Jehovah; trust also in him, and he will bring 1t to pass.-Ps. 37:5.
 Paul sailed from Caesarea August, A. D. 50 (Ramsey), few days after bis address before Agrippa He reached Malta about November 15. Paul knew how to meet mobs, but none of his adventures are more outstanding than the one we are studying today. Luke, his physician, was a companion, and the historian, Josephus states that on board the ship there were more than 600 people travelling with Paul. Paul was a man of distinction, Roman citizen. He Aristarchus may possibly have been bis servant to furnish comfort for the journey. Ramsey believes Paul bad received hereditary property, thus making him a Roman citizen of rank, of learning and of standing tinan- cially.
 |. Fair Weather and Contrary Winds (vv. 1-12). Sidon was about 70 miles north of CaeSarea on the coast of Palestine. Here Paul received lib- erty to go ashore and visit his Chris tian friends. Myra is in Asia Minor. It requires 14 days to reach this point from Sidon, a distance of about 400 miles. Here, instead of going up the Aegean sea route. often used in going tO Rome, the centurion found grain ship bound from Alexandria to Italy, and put his prisoners on board. Sep tember 1 they started for Italy. The direct course would have been west ward but the wind was contrary, and the progress was slow. On the 23d they were opposite Cnidus, the south west point of Asia Minor, 130 miles from Myra. September 20 they entered the harbor of Fair Haven, near the middle of the south shore of the island of Crete. The fast day, October ,, the day of the great atone ment, was observed in this place. The question of going farther was a de- batable one, yet the commander per sisted, and about the 10th of October they sailed for Fair Haven.
 IL. The Hurricane (vv. 13-20). Tax ing advantage of a gentle wind they put out of Fair Haven, and almost immediately encountered the hurri- cane. It was perhaps hard for Paul during those II days to discern the wise, gentle hand of God. (Jonah 1-4). Gods most faithful servants do not always find smooth sailing (Phil.
The Green Forest tribune., 1916-10-27
WhY 1t Was Returned

Heiny-Here's the umbrella loaned me yesterday.
 Omar-That's strange.
 Heiny-What's strange?
 Omar-I had no idea it was in bad condition as that.
The Green Forest tribune., 1916-10-27
The Student,

"How long did it take you to learn to run your motor car?"
 About ten minutes," replied MT. Chuggins. But it took me six months to learn to start it, and I'm not sure that I know yet"
The Green Forest tribune., 1916-10-27
To Alaska For Fuqitive.

Canon City, Col-United States Marshal E. T. Erwin arrived here with Nellie Douglas, federal prisoner, from Alaska, after nearly two months of travelling by dog sledge, steamship and railroad.
The Green Forest tribune., 1916-10-27
Economy With Caution

"Have you ever studied politi economy?
 "Some," replied Senator Sorghu but when it comes to hustling votes, I don't believe it being sting
The Green Forest tribune., 1916-10-27
Whenever You Need a General Tonic
 Take Groves

The Old Standard Groves Tasteless chill Tonic is equally valuable as Gen. eral Tonic because it contains the well known tonic properties of QUININE and IRON. It acts on the Liver. Drives out Malaria. Enriches the Blood and Builds up the Whole System. 50 cents.
The Green Forest tribune., 1916-10-27
40 Gents For Cottoon.

Savannah, Ga.-Offers of 40 cents a pound, said to be the highest price in 40 years, for sea island cotton, were refused in Savannah. The price was 36B last week.
The Green Forest tribune., 1916-10-27
Fancy Canine.

"Your wife seems fond of dogs"
 q don't think she really is. She won't have d dog around unless he looks more like a chrysanthemum than he does like a dog"
The Green Forest tribune., 1916-10-27
COVETED BY ALL

but possessed by few-a beautiful head of hair If yours is streaked with gray, or is harsh and stiff, you can rs. store it to it's former beauty and lus- ter by using La Creole Hair Dress ing. Price $1.00.-Ady,
The Green Forest tribune., 1916-10-27

Too many people in this miserable old world are never happy unless they are bubbling over with unhappiness.
The Green Forest tribune., 1916-10-27

Athens.-The cabinet of Spyridon Lambros has officially renewed to the entente powers the proposals for Greece's entry into the war on the side of the allies
The Green Forest tribune., 1916-10-27

On retiSirg lightly touch spots of dan- --I LM MbuTning with Cuticura
 MW M morning shampoo WN EM3u Soap and hot .sss'A s S53asospM pel -c. saTny gmolflents do ~ p the scalp clean and healthHa 93VsNpromote hair growth.
 Free saia S Rs tafsA Mach by mail with Book. Address postcard, Cuticura, Dept. L. Boston. Sold everywhere.-Adv.
The Green Forest tribune., 1916-10-27

THAT GRIM WHITE spEcr Pneumonia, follows on the beel neglected cough or cold. Del, longer. Take Mansfield's Couo1 sam. Price 50c and $1.00.-Adv
The Green Forest tribune., 1916-10-27

The Evenings Embellishments. "VVhy don't you join our literary club?"
 q don't play cards, or dance the modern dances"
The Green Forest tribune., 1916-10-27
When the Home Team o

Wheh the Home Team | oe, "Charley, dear," said youna Torkins, "do you believe in qoi cording to the will of the maiori of course. Everybody does.n "Then why doesn't the basah, pire try to make his decisions tb oftener?"
The Green Forest tribune., 1916-10-27

The wealthy lawbreaker usuall less justice for his money tha poor one.
The Green Forest tribune., 1916-10-27

Saskatchewan, Canada, offers an viting market for American clothn groceries and machinery.
The Green Forest tribune., 1916-10-27
Good Reason,

"Oh! Why did I every marry you" Because I didn't know any better" Life.
The Green Forest tribune., 1916-10-27
Stuck.

He-I can marry any woman l please.
 She-But can you please any?
The Green Forest tribune., 1916-10-27
A Trial Will Convince Anyone.

Thousands of people have testified that the mild and immediate effect of Swamp Root, the great kidney, liver and bladder remedy, is soon realized and that it stands the highest for its remarkable results in the most distressing cases.
 Symptoms of Kidney Trouble.
 Swamp Root is not recommended for everything but if you suffer from annoy ing bladder troubles. frequently passing water night and day, smarting or irrita. tion in passing, brick-dust or sediment, headache, backache, lame back, dizzi. ness, poor digestion, sleeplessness, nerv. ousness, heart disturbance due to bad kidney trouble, skin eruptions from bad blood, neuralgia. rheumatism, lumbago. bloating, irritability, worn-out feeling. lack of ambition, may be loss of flesh or sallow complexion, kidney trouble in it's worst form may be stealing upon you.
 swamp-Root Is Pleasant to Take.
 If you are already convinced that Swamp-Root is what you need. you can purchase the regular fifty-cent and one dollar size bottles at all drug stores.
 nple size bottle of Swamp-Root by enclosing ,n, N. Y. This gives you the opportunity licine. They will also send you a book of the thousands of grateful letters received Swamp-Root to be just the remedy needed 3 value and success of Swamp-Root are SO send for a sample size bottle. Address Dr. 'rlting be sure and mention this paper.
The Green Forest tribune., 1916-10-27
IMMEDIATE ATTENTION

should be given to sprains, swellings, bruises, rheumatism and neuralgia. Keep Mansfields Magic Arnica Lini- ment handy on the shelf. Three sizes -25c, 60c and $100.-Adv.
The Green Forest tribune., 1916-10-27

The hard tack issued to soldiers is not as hard as the one you discover with your bare foot.
The Green Forest tribune., 1916-10-27
ln,nnrtanA 4n Mn4tnara
Class Vs. Class.

"Well, there is one thing to be proud of; we have no class preiudices in this country"
 "H'm! I guess you were never around when three or four sopho- mores got hold of freshman"
The Green Forest tribune., 1916-10-27

A man who acknowledges that he is chump has begun to acquire wis dom.
The Green Forest tribune., 1916-10-27
Same as Home.

Mrs. Willis-So your husband has gone to the borderdi How does he s sssssssrafIr sss ar & Mrs. GnNHI guess he feels right at home.
 Mrs. Willis-Indeed!
 Mrs. Gillis-Yes; he complains bit terly about the food.
The Green Forest tribune., 1916-10-27

A penny saved may be a penny earned, but the one carried as pocket piece doesn't draw interest.
The Green Forest tribune., 1916-10-27
' 1uH's Pills
Band Saws Freak.

possess these qualities, and speedily restore to the bowels their natural peristaItic motiOns 90 essential to regularity.
The Green Forest tribune., 1916-10-27

A woman needs no eulogist; spea for herself
The Green Forest tribune., 1916-10-27

To cure costiveness the medicine must be more than purgstive; 1t mus st contain tonic. alteratiye and cathartjc DroDerties.
The Green Forest tribune., 1916-10-27

Hinges of true friendship never rusty.
The Green Forest tribune., 1916-10-27
WIFE roo ILL
 TO WORK
IN BED MOST OF TIME
Her Health Restored byLydia E. Pinkhan's Vegetable
 Compound.

Indianapolis, Indiana. -- "My health was so poor and my constitution SO run
The Green Forest tribune., 1916-10-27

Executive ability is the power to get another to do your work.
The Green Forest tribune., 1916-10-27
No Place for Jokes,

INO r EdCt TUT JONcS. T see the word obey is to be left out of the marriage ritual" 'Yes, the church people evidently thought the ritual was no place for joke. e."-Houston Post.
The Green Forest tribune., 1916-10-27
Time Wasted.

Many a man wastes his time tell Ing other people not to waste theirs.- Exchange,
The Green Forest tribune., 1916-10-27

New York has 1000 Chinese laun- dries.
The Green Forest tribune., 1916-10-27

Weak, Falnty Heart, and HysterIes can be rectihed by taking "Renovine" a heart and nerve tonic. Price soc and $I. ktL
The Green Forest tribune., 1916-10-27
Elusive Stove.

"Has the furnace gone out, Bridget?" 'It didn't come through here, num-" Facts and FancieS.
The Green Forest tribune., 1916-10-27
INTERNATIONAL. SUNDNSCIlOOL
 LESSON

By E. o. SELLERS, Acting Director of Sunday School Course. Moody Bible In- stitute, Chicago)
 Copyright. 1916, Western Newspaper Union.)
Saturday news. (Watertown, S.D.) 19??-19??, 1916-05-25
FITTING APPRECIATION OF
DIR. MEAD OF YANKTON

AS a fitting appreciation of the
splendid work he has done for South
Dakota as superintendent of the hos
pital for the insane at Yankton, a
banquet was rendered DR.. l.. G. Mead
by the medical men of the eighth dis
|trict on Friday evening of last week
on the occasion of his twenty-fifth an
|niversary in that capacity. And there
lis no one in the state who merits
such recognition more than does DR..
Mead. His life has been devoted to
the work of caring for and treating
these poor unfortunates, and SO well
have his efforts succeeded, that the
institution over which he presides is
second to none Of it's class in the
whole country. And SO economically
has he accomplished the results OBJ
Itained, that the property under his
supervision has been acquired as a
cost several times less than the same
property would have stood the state
under the management of any other
man. His work is appreciated by the
people of the commonwealth which
he has served in such an admirable
manner.-Vermillion Republican.
Saturday news. (Watertown, S.D.) 19??-19??, 1916-05-25

sense in which the Deadwood paper
lemploys the term.
Despite the report that Mr.. Rich
ards lost his temper" in these joint
debates, the fact stands out, in bold
relief, as it We're, that Mr.. Richards
is a high-minded man. That he could
have been governor of South Dakota
had he been disposed to barter and
trade with politicians, and to "bid'
for votes, is conceded by some of the
Ikeenest political managers of the
state.
The primary is yer and Mr.. Rich
ards has lost again, but let not ones
individual opinions with reference to
the saloon question, or any other,
warp judgments concerning e
That Mr.. Richards believes that the
better system of handling the liquor
problem is to pattern after the meth
cd employed in Norway for the past
twenty years does not imply that he
S bidding" for the saloon vote. 1t
signifies. rather, that he has the cour-
age of his convictions in the face of
the seeming likelihood that the state
will go dry" in November.
Saturday news. (Watertown, S.D.) 19??-19??, 1916-05-25
INJUSTICE TO RICHARDS.

The Saturday Tvs regards Brother
E. l.. Sem of the Deadwood Tele-
gram as one of the most sincere and
upright men in the state, and it all
the more regrets that he seems to
have done Mr.. Richards an injustice
in his intimation in his editorial col
umns that ut would appear from the
reports of tina Norbeck-Richards joint
debates at Mitchell and Brookings
that r. o. Richards is also bidding
for the support of the saloons
While The Saturday News is moi
commissioned to speak for Mr.. Rich
ards, it feels constrained to say that
the Huron man has given ample evi
dence during the numerous campaigns
in which ne has been engaged in this
state that he is not bidding for the
votes of any particular class in thu
Saturday news. (Watertown, S.D.) 19??-19??, 1916-05-25
WHooPlNG COUGH.

when my daughter had whooping
cough she coughed SO hard at one
time that she had hemmorrhage of
the lungs. / was terribly alarmed
about her condition. Seeing Cham
berlain's Cough Remedy SO highly
recommended, | got her a bottle and
it relieved the cough at once. Before
she had finished two bottles of this
remedy she was entirely well,' writes
Mrs. s. F. Grimes, Crooksville, Ohio.
.Obtainable everywhere. Adv. 47-5O
Saturday news. (Watertown, S.D.) 19??-19??, 1916-05-25
EIGHT DUBLIN REBELS
SHOT; TWO REPRlEVED

Dublin.-John Mcbride, a Sim Fein
leader, and the eighth rebel to be
executed, was shot to death today, it
lis officially amounted.
The sentences Of Thomas Hunter
and William Cosgrove, who were SEN
fenced to death with Major Mcbride,
were committed to life Imprisonment.
Joseph Plunkett, one of the leaders
in the rebellion, was married an hour
before he was put to death, to Miss
|Giffard, sister of Mrs. Thomas Mac
iDonagh, widow of one of the first
rebels who was put to death oftre
lcourt-martial.
Saturday news. (Watertown, S.D.) 19??-19??, 1916-05-25
LAME BACK.

Lame back is usually due to rheu-
matism of the muscles of the back.
Hard working people are most Likely
to suffer from it. Relief may be a
by massaging the back with Cham
.berlain's Liniment two or three times
a day. Try it. Obtainable every
where. ADV. 47-5e
Saturday news. (Watertown, S.D.) 19??-19??, 1916-05-25
Thousands Of Central States
Farmers in California.

If you want to continue farming in your late
years, why do so in this cold climate, where there
are so many uncertainties about maturing your
crops and live stock?
We have several ten acre tracts and larger, that
make ideal farms, located four to eight miles from
Sacramento, where the State of California; is expend-
ing four million on additions to Capitol buildings;
other expenditures being made of 500, 900 on golf
through our land. In addition to big profits rails
ing, oranges, olives, nuts, grapes. grapefruit, ETC.,
and general truck farming, this will make you q per-
feet home. If you wish to retire and yet do q little
outdoor work, this is the place tolocate. Our aver
age temperature year around is 60 to SO degrees, a
climate that adds vigor and long life in the plant as
the California climate has benefited thousands of
people from the Northwestern and Central States.
adding ten years to their lives, particularly the
women. You have good neighbors, schools,
churches, railroads and interurban cars. We invite
your inspection when you will find all statements
we make are true. Thisi is our own property, owned
by Minnesota business men.
WRITE TODAY FOR PARTICULARS
Saturday news. (Watertown, S.D.) 19??-19??, 1916-05-25

rounds are Tree 10 ADMIT That otHtl-
wise he would be a political leader
whom they would delight to follow.
The Saturday News is not author
lied TO speak for Mr.. Mcfarland with
respect TO this matter, or any other,
but it assumes that no one knows any
better than does Mr.. Mcfarland that
no man can "cater" TO the breweries,
speaking from a political standpoint,
and at the same time retain the con
.fidence of the people of a great agri-
cultural state like South Dakota.
Ii Mr.. Mcfarland devotes his time
and talent, as we believe he will, i'll
so far as he participates in political
affairs, to the industrial betterment
and the moral uplift of the state, he
will become a potent factor in South
Dakota politics.
Mr.. Mcfarland may be but at the
threshold of his political career. His
future depends upon himself.
Knowing the mar as we think we
know him, we shall note with keen
Interest his future course If he
proves to be a OBSERVATION-DISCLOSURES
he will Motive shall cease to follow
him.
We are singing out Mr.. Mcfarland
among the Legislative nominees as the
subject of these observations because
he was made the especial object OF
attack along these lines to the ex.
~clusion of other aspirants for the
same Office.
Having voted for Peter Norbeck
for governor in the primary, and hav
ing had the support of Mr.. Norbeck in
the last two sessions of the legislature
in regard to those matters in which
Watertown is vitality interested in {
local way, he is in position to coop
crate with the next state administra
| ton, in conjunction with the other
members of the county delegation, il
rendering signal service for his home
city and county.
That he will prove equal to tbs
emergency: that he will work in har
mony with Messrs. Mathiesen ant
Stein in the house, and with Mr.
E%Southwick in the senate; that his in
f~1uence will be exerted to promote
adequate legislation throughout thu
state in the event of the adoption O.
statewide prohibition in November.
that he will stand for such measures
as the laboring man needs to AFFORD
him protection from unbridled ava
rice, is the firm belief Of The Satur
day News.
That he will be elected, togethe'
with his associates on the ticket
seems to be taken as a foregone con
%clusion.
Saturday news. (Watertown, S.D.) 19??-19??, 1916-05-25
PETER NoReEck GROWS.

Peter Norbeck has grown immense
Iy in popular estimation during the
primary campaign which has but
closed.
He is no what some of his over
Jealous newspaper friends have term
ed a spell binder for spellbinding
is as far from his thoughts and his
~inclinations and his efforts as the
North Pole is from the South Pole.
But he is a plain-spoken nan whose
manner on the platform and whose
earnestness and whose delivery and
whose reasoning faculties make a
most favorable impression upon his
audiences,
There is no opportunity for misun-
~derstanding his meaning. He knows
what he believes, he knows what he
wants, he knows what he thinks
should be lone for the betterment of
his state and the people living in it,
and he states his propositions SO
clearly and concisely as to leave no
room for doubt.
He has the happy faculty, too, of
stopping when he is lone with his
subject-a point which many a spell
binder seems TO have overlooked.
AS Congressman Johnson said in
his Goss hall speech in this city, or
atory is one Of the cheapest and
most in~cGasaquential things to be
found in the halls Of congress. 1t gets
nobody nowhere in the matter of
Legislation, Sound sense and per
sonal application and effort beat or
atory to a "frazzle' in legislative
bodies, a. Mr.. Johnson, who is con-
sidered 10 mean orator himself, has
discovered during his brief~congres-
sional career.
But the sort of oratory with which
Peter Norheck is endowed is a val
liable asset for a nan in public life
He deals in facts and figures in a
plain-spoken way. He is forceful be
cause he is logical. He is eloquent
because he is earnest He is botf
eloquent and forceful because he
leaves the impression with his audi
ence that he believes in what he
says
And Peter Norbeck. in our opinion
has not stopped growing. Unless we
are mistaken in the character of the
man he will leave the governors
chair a bigger man than he is today
Saturday news. (Watertown, S.D.) 19??-19??, 1916-05-25
AN OBNOXIOUS PRACTICE.

If one banker steps into the vaults
of the bank owned by another banker
and abstracts therefrom coin of the
realm, he is branded as a thief. for
that is what he is.
If one business man breaks into the
store of another business man and
takes goods from the shelves (even
though he may give them to the
poor, and is caught at it and is haul
ed before the court, he generally goes
TO the ~penitentiary, where he be
longs.
But if a member of one party breaks
Into the ranks of another party, for
the purpose of helping to control the
nominations of a party to which h.
does not belong, he is apt to be looked
upon as a keen politician and suffers
no i'll consequences for The trick that
he has played.
Fortunately, perhaps, for the vel
flare of the community and the good
name of the person to whose rescue
various democrats of C~odington coun-
ty rushed during the late primary
campaign, the beneficiary of those
democratic votes does not appear tc
have especially needed them; other
wise there might have been a cloud
upon the nomination.
Democrats who, having registered
as such, change their party affiiiatior
on the eve of a privary election fol
the avowed purpose of assisting tt
name the nominees or the nominee o.
the party with which they do notSaf
|filiate, and have no intention of af
filiating as party workers in the cam
paign following the primary, are II
Iabout the same boat as the merchan
jwho breaks into the store of anotheI
for the purpose of stealing goods il
order that he may give them to /;
friend.
The Saturday News regards thu
%course mentioned as calculated to re
fleet upon the political integrity o
the men who parcipitate in it.
There ought to be such a thing a
honesty in politics as well as in busi
ness. II there isn't, then our boast
led civilization has failed, as yet, t
|civilize.