The Birmingham age-herald., 1916-05-28
Nv DOLLY DALRYMPLR

N 6OOo Very Good Eddie" where
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 Sl V-in-the-baclz and C-in-the-
 front dresses that would blow away if she sneezed or coughed right hard. neither is it morbid like MT. Gals worthy's awful Justice in which the idol of my heart, John Barrymore, plays the forger and at the last when they've done everything they could to him and old Cokeson, says, He's safe at last with gentle Jesus (aint that scream of lineD nor is it in the class with the Hippodrome, where Nat Wills reads a telegram from Secretary Bason: Henry Ford believes in preparedness; he gives away with every new car now monkey wrench and pound box of courtplaster; but, believe me, when it comes to seen cry. Henery Sth has got 'em all beat a block" said Nellie, the beautiful cloak model, as she munched wad of chewing gum, and cut deep into lusci- ous big chocolate marshmallow while she told her friend, Name, what she'd missed by not seeing Sir Herbert Beerbohm Trees production of the Shakespearean drama round at the New Amsterdam.
 i've pretty near quit the movies since I seen Henery Sth would you believe it?" -f1 Tr'Ied. I've got the refinement bee something terrible; I've ripped the white araii if of my new spring suit and give ulS lemon colored shoes to little sister -aat od gave me to love, and m even do'ns my hair simple like the Venus de
 Instead of like Kitty Gordon; ain't she the dame what done her hair plain? She couldn't do nothing else. though, Ia nc arY and don't even paste it over my ears with mucilage no more, like Mrs. V- Castle; l don't wear one of them chicken hats, and Pm on my way to meet some .kultured' gent whose mamma wouldn't be ashamed to take me to a tea dansant at Sherry's. Oh, you Eft ave- nooi
 'tAll the other beaux I've ever had kicked when I had literary aspirations and l aint never had but one what would take me to the operay, and, whatter yer think we saw that night? Lohengrin wasn't that the devil when I was trying to cultivate my gentleman friends mind up to grand operay, while he was dying all the time to be round the corner looking at Edwards English Daisies. dancing and fiirtin' with a smile on their races and 10 cents worth of clothes on their back? Take it from me- says my gentleman friend, 'Gatti-Casazza will never get another slug of my money why, when that swan come running ooWn on the stage from the wings with Lohengr1n er-standing there like knight or old, them two big green eyes of the swan er-blinking like CT Lenox Avenoo Local, Jes said to myself, nix on the metropolitan; now if 1t had been Caruso CT Warbbling or Mrs. Lou TelIegen er- slVlng some dago tenor one of them Car men Kisses, l might have gone back put not with Lohengrin. Say. did Hans wagner write that rot? I'd never have suspected 1t of him, would you? And the tlckets had been give to us by reporter 1t? e@'
 My gentleman friend hadn't forgot about Lohengrin when he says to me tbe other night: 'Cutey, whatteryer want to see In the theatre line?' He was think lng' or course. I'd say the Conan Re- view With the flag er-wavfng and the chorus girls er-kicking high. but when says to him: Sweetheart. how doas Henery Sth strike you? he almost threw a Tt and fell in it. but he went just inc same. What took him, I found out aft- erWara was that he ain't never seen a ,eal HVe lord-and Sir Tree is one of. ent you know, the King 'nighted him long ago; 1t looks like every actor ar actorine that makes er-bit over +baua gets mghted' sooner or later: now. Mouiont It be funny to hear our own oear charlie Chaplin called Sir Charles Shaplln? But I don't reckon that wonId pe any lhdacement to him, because he'd rather stay over here and get ss7O. oOO piunks er-year, than to have a handle to nls name over in England, and wear a monlker in his right eve.
 Honest to Gawd, Name. wisht yosr