The mirror. (Stillwater, Minn.) 1894-1925, 1916-03-02
M ! R R 0 R { TIES
By Uncle John

Mass was held in the Auditorium last
Sunday Father Corcoran officiating.
believe it would be we'll for every eli
gible bachelor to be prepared for an emer-
gency in case the little dart should come
flying his way.
From now on the inmates of the hospital
concert as it will cheer them up wonder
fully.
Once more we enjoyed the blessed sum
shine and a mouthfull of fresh air-that's
what everyone got last Sunday morning
during drill.
The warehouse belonging to the machine
shop is so packed full of machines that it
takee an expert to take them apart, the
machine shop is doing good deal of bust
ness these days.
Man is nothing more than a grown up
little boy who has a whole lot of bad
things, and whole lot of good to his credit,
if he does anything good he gets medal,
if something bad, he gets
The very best roads between farms and
cities are none too good and are to be re-
commended. The farmer must have road
to bring his product to market, but he
can't do it if he has no roads,
Go wherever you want to, you will find
more happiness in little home than in a
big palace. The reason is simple. Poor
people are more easily contented than the
very rich.
Years ago they wanted to chloroform
a man of sixty years, because he was thought
useless. Now all the leaders in the war in
Europe are over sixty and are very usefui
indeed. Edison is over seventy.
Is it not fact, that a man gets what he
is looking for in this old world of ours; II
you don't believe it just look for something
aud you will be convinced of the fact
Wonder if ''Paddy," our local base ball
manager, takes his squad down south for
spring training or not, perhaps he thinks
that our climate is good enough.
It's wonder how time flies Here we
have the second of March and before we
know it spring will be here.
Did you ever see a man trying his very
best to think of any way possible to make
living without working for it? If you did,
you know what he is, and where his days
will end.
Many man with good reputation has
fallen down as " has-been' because he
refused to do another stroke of work until
he first enjoyed the fruit of his labor or
what he had earned.
1t is very easy for any man, no matter
who he is, to make a mistake, but very few
make the same mistake twice.
This is leap year and no mistake about
it. But remember the wise old saying that
bids you "look before you leap
Right and truth are never advanced by
quarrels no matter what position in life
YOU find yourself in, right and truth reign
supreme.
B-29l- would like to exchange Crit
american Home Weekly, -" Minneapolis
and St. Paul Weeklies.' Also "Top
Notch,'' ''All Round and "People's"
for "All Story, Home Life and Good
Stories"
B-275-would like to exchange the
Peoples and Cosmopolitan for the
Cred Book and "Strand.'
Our movie show Wednesday evening was
the best that has been shown here in many
moons. The first reel, ''Rulers l have en-
tertained'' by the artist Bert Levy, was very
interesting. The next reel ''Pokes and
labs brot many laughs. The feature, a
two reel Mack Sonnet production, directed
by Roscoe (Fatty) Arbuckle, brot down the
house. From start to finish the antics of
Fatty, the cook, the effeminate Frenchman
and the acrobatic butchers boy, furnished
us with the best entertainment shown here
since the Marie Dressler production.
NOTICE. Next Sunday morning we
are to be treated to a program OF choral
singing by the Lyric Male Chorus, of Still
water, consisting of % members. The
program, as kindly arranged by Rev. c. E.
Benson for the occasion, will be one that
will pc appreciated by all lovers of vocal
music. You are welcome to attend.