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munity which Is commendable In the
extreme"
You've got the right DOPE" said
Mrs. Skeeter O'Brien. II move we slip
her our much obliges."
After n hearty laugh. Mrs. Pertle
called for a vote on the suggestion
and II was carried unanimously. Miss
DOOltttle blusheu; then unrolled her
poems and lit into the first. 1t fol-
lows:
fiG9' 'Sms: S.ii:a frS% rS. ..s .h",; IT. friends
Give me bread and i0uslnus And biscuits.
raHa%ois', fs9 Z ;.r 90 se "a d ,.,' n. children
II builds up our strenrt and be.uty
have . new dress THAT'S very sweet.
NJ sister. child .Te.n.y Ricketts,.
h,Ss" iSs .raS lse seo,l and ID, sAIsa negro
p sStn, 50 S.c: sI. 10 TS.:9s r.. Tss se .S-
=, 1t viii make you paste and dough.
II seems in me that nr,y clerk
A. the drs store is an! thing but slo-.
II shall remember every word OF
that" said Mrs. Hoosier Bent when
the rhyme had been read What's
the clerks name?"
81 don't know" replied Miss Doo-
little. "ro-day he called mo beauti-
ful doh and grew very angry"
He's crazy said Mrs. Walt
Swisher.
"I don't think So returned the
poe,ess. pointedly. II will now read
YOU q rhyme about sugar. Next TO
. four II is possibly tho most import
ant OF the starchy foods
She then stepped TO the edge OF the
platform and. swaying her head from
side to side. read the following poem:
Sugar sugar Es.ence Il Sweetness.
] like you IN my coffee
be-, ns,F NO you oun .Iow s,., on ,,s. n: "s" can.
Candy IS made from sweet sugar.
Al EsJS -. PGG Y,G. b, IN Of a.,r !, ny home.
You may all eat your III.
Ny mother. Mrs Pluv Dooitu..
>, "a. g2t misery u heI me-,
~ course. It IS having It's effect,
Bu' sugar is not to be despis~i
fn"' %"s sa; @s'% 10 & Sns n: iis' G,. g"T Sarn
/ Putting the structure ON the bum.
Well. Well" said Mrs. Keno
Marks. Isn't that delightful' | al
ways like sugar in my chocolate
sodas. | guess IN go to tho drug
store and get one after this meet
ing"
| Bluchcr. IL wonder what that clerk =
name can be?''
81 don't know, but he's a blond.
said Mrs. Hannibal Hamm.
nat! tut" said Miss Doolittle
Let us proceed Ny next will be a
poem on potatoes. Pay close atten-
tion, please
The potato rhyme IL herewith print
cd for the first time In any publica-
tion:
Potatoes. potatoes your. sr~sto,
Frlel or loilei or mashri,
And, = course. II any one hscs YOU
Won NOV in me ground and hars s,es
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CERMANY'S CHANCE.

= THERE anybody in the German chaneey with the eyes
Of angewom he should that Germanys great chance
- has
Again and again Germany has protested to this Government that
her awes submarine policy the adjacent the British
Isles due solely Engands illegal efforts TO ange German
commerce and sarve the German people
In memorandum received in Washington March 1916 Ger
begged the United understand that England made
impossible for submarines TO conform with the rules Of nterna
tiona law"
Last January Germany admitted this nation that international
Law does not countenance the sinking unesng merchant vessels
without warning.
In its Mediterranean CODE announced JAN = the Imperial Gov
offering the explicit pledges that passenger and freight
chips the Mediterranean should be destroyed until both pas
and had been accorded safety used this significant
phrase:
Submarine cruiser
warfare vessels only In accordance
with general principles Of International law, excluding In
lcular repsal applied In the around
the British Isles"
All along the German has been that only because
England violated international law has Germany been compelled
commit indiscrmnate murder the high
At the moment the face OF this countrys final and
imperative demand that this murder be stopped would that
German intelligence might dictate which, besides keeping the
friendship OF the United States would immensely strengthen eutonc
credit in the eyes Of the whole civilized world
Germany declare that regard for the rights
Of Americans and for the sake Of nvoa earlier
principles of international law, the Imperial Government had deter
mined discontinue submarine warfare pactce leaving
70 the honor of the United States uphold international law and
the rights Of mpaay and with equal all beg
afenf Germany to do this promptly and without
che could achieve mastersroke and the
future than the destruction Of thousand enemy ships
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Pops Mutual Motor.
BY Alma Woodward

70 TINE New YORK E'enns Nofldl.
letie sent you from Cairo, H., for
christmas? You know-th kind that
had To tie hcrmctically sealed against
promoting aSpnyNIation.
Ma umpat."ntlD- that stun.
Thats in the medicine chest between
tho carbolic acid and the iodoform
linImcnr.
Suddenly a horrihe odor fl.ls the ap,r,m.D,
Ma daShe> INTO the Mtchen from vhrn>y II cCamss
Sgr ~ ives t,l & Wi. .a, lnIeJ iall bottle
Ma tshrieklngI Milton! What arc
YOU doing? Look AT the mess vou' yo
made! Milton, tell me this Instant
Pop tdeSlstlng for the momenD-,
You read about this chap who got
a lot of publicity last week on max
ing fuel for automobiles out of water
and spinach Juice at cent and a
half u gallon, didn't you? Wei,
here's where | get mine, I'ye got the
goods. It's red, suggc sting fire-fueI.
sec? ma tins perfume kills the ga ~.
oina iragranCc, thus fooling the ex-
pcrts see? And because il is gaso-
line II viii run the car see? | need
, a NH" publicity just now; the whole
salo touthpick business isn't what il
used 10 he,
\ b..' t.Dl, "'"r rer and Ma sneak rom D..
/ "e, ,,en them lh,y ca. ~" lie tnn,en,. sn'o m
/ .ar, ,snA n"n' on eNpenmeu' ron start. no,
No. TIE engine su'cfe, and sinks into a coma
'rum winch II Da,,e' mo '"o ''--at Silenc.l
| Ma Gin di~maD Wei, isn't tha,
runnNr II won't run What do you
suppose is at fault"
Pop On great dlsEuSO Fault
rN,rr'~ unN uu" thing that can he al
. fault TN" formulas an right Rut
what DO YOU expect fellow 10 &c
when he's got 'n pat up with those
punk American dyes en-?
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Hits From Sharp Wits

We should think that sensat tion
could he created with fashion plates
that would show human beings as
they are.-AlbHny Journal
A man II also known, You come
80 think OF IT, by the character Of the
jokes he tells.-COlumbia state.
Some peoples idea OF a gentleman
IL a man wearing silk hat.
When. argument about religion be-
gins Christianity becomes neglected
Albany Journal.
A story may be doubtful, but II i
harmonizes without prejudiCes W.
Ike 10 believe IL is truo.-Toled,
Blade.
Lots OF us would be good men II W.
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TLLABELLE MAE DOOLlTTLE.
the poetess with a heart and
soul. surprised the members or
the Live and Let Live Section OF the
Women's Betterment League OF Del
hi pleasantly at Wednesday after
moons meeting by announcing that
she would read them n series OF Food
rhymes, each one to have its educa-
tional value.
Twenty-Five Of the ladies had gath
cred in tho hall when the poetess
came In and mounted the rostrum.
She made her surprise announcement
and paused to see its effect.
II think" said Mrs. Elisha q. Per-
tle. who was presiding, that we
ought to thank Miss Dooittle in ad-
vance, The beautiful thought embod-
led in her announcement shows n de-
sire for the betterment Of the com
The evening world., 1916-04-21

:S S&.9' ard F"a e.. 'sec%'1 raes 9 '%, no 4g' ir .
a a,kAtr ~ sailed peanut. a. c'n'nientIal pd
'isr, rop Wnh three fora quarter. Vctnt-
DOr 'suddenlD - publicttv's n
great thing nowadays.
Ma tbetwcen peanuts) Yoh,
II is, isn't II" My drcssmakvr advcr-
tiscd in some movie theatre pro-
grammcs and she got 10 much trade
that she charges $50 nov and it used
10 bo hfteen.
Pop tscurnfullND rhat isn't pub
licity. that's advertising. Don't YOU
know the difference?
Ma undiucrcntlD We'll, YOU should
worry.
Ma muuc''es serrne.y, Pop v"come, rstles, in
his oAsIl
Pop tafter a minutes twistinEl -
Isn't Nora going out at all Tonight?
Ma Certainly she's going out. Shes
going to u Limerick ball
Pop OrrtahlD We'll, why doesn't
she go, them "" didn't have SO
much for dinner tnat ii'S got tn ilt"
her an this I'm" to wash the dishes.
Ma Ooukmg up from her papcr)
why, YOU old fuss-mnllv, YOU
rva ".oni, 'Ieg SOFA h.mp' down h.
tl.. tr'n| arrrd ami .Nut no mmri'A,e
iaT en.ru,,r' lu a, Nar.me.' Stove tds io notice
rop Urom the distance Wuat rs f,
You use to N''p your pink waists
pIul'
Ma Ouroman,1'Iv ,nrormar.vcD
7 Ius, reed 'r"p" paper squeezed in
. tho water
/ pop e., tho door. Ir,cr Sav
. 4
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whose GoOd'

To IN. Editor of The E'.nins World;
read IN u recent Evening World
this quotation from lIerr.ck
"TwiNt kings and tyrants there's this
difference known;
Kings seek their subjects good; ~.
rants their own"
Will any one within tho sound 81
my voice be kind enough 10 tell us Il
the Czar OF All the Russlas, ths Sui
tan Of Turkey, Yuan Shi-kai OF Cnins,
Gen. CarranzR OF Mexico, Kaiser +. J.
Of Austria. Germapys Kaiser, Eng
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THE MYSTERY or SASSASSA VALLEY; BY A. Coma,

ON DONollUE and his chum Jack Tunbu London boys
with They wonderful stories
Of the wealth TO be picked for the asking in South Acas
Vh settled Cape Colony they emigrated.
Many Englshman Colony that
But Tom Tunbul bit luck aaoat Men Oil
sides Of them wealthy back England miona
They lived in tunbledown little hu,
rocky Valley they did odd jobs
soul together
One farmer stopped their cabin his home He
something he had hons-
through sassassa Valley, just after nighfall
lie declared that fiery eye had snred at him through the dak1''
N
location OF the cliff from which the glowing "cye had shon
Of Fir. and presently continued his journey home
'~ declared the
Tnbni surprised at tho others strange ehemcne consented 70 90
along On the he Tom explained why he anxious md
that can seen on The darkest nights lie had vague hone that n.
glowing eye might be diamond and that their Of
bad luck
And
they fiery seau They marked circle Of chalk around and
lump brownh mineral that juted GU, from the face of the cliff
THROUGH the brown clay sonc something that looked like glass
underneath the smaller knob Of black Resting his
point o
ro mi,
Then he told dcoversd
fine chunk of sapee and that worth about So
Valley Jack rurn his heels Tom did no, speak unit. he reached a.
}w.aI.h or} specimen
Jack as Tom at last turned away with from HI. futile
We must have weched off in the lever Let's look
After much found the
Tom eyed it closely then shouted:
on %0ssa Sss n in the n knob % of rock Of the a..
two who hour earlier had been hopeless failures
implies necessary himself hss
made nhen most himscU, he's - BROOKE
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every woman wants Is breakfast In
bed. Luxury, 10 the feminine mind,
can so NJ further. With that. Of
course. comes limousines, lingerie and
all other feminine desires.
The evening world., 1916-04-21

The city figure up how much this particular
legislative session has bled IT, That's about all the awmakng
body Albany for Greater New York: How much
The evening world., 1916-04-21
EJRIPlDES.

Necessity wH teach man. he BE- TO be wise
EURIPlDES.
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srene PuIs apartment after dinner.
-. Ipy ami Via have Nt'lrd into their respective
lhN 'htl',. with The evening udpOro. Ma with
a'kdsr ~ sJited I~duu'. a, confidential nj
'iSr, Pop WITH a three fora quarter Vctnt
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Lots OF us would be good ms
The Bridgeport evening farmer., 1916-02-22
LnyenOEs

WANTED-Tnventors to send for one of my booklets on U. S. and Foreign patent. Mercer D. BIonde1. Patent Solicitor Conn Rational Bank building B 27 eff
The Bridgeport evening farmer., 1916-02-22

ENGAGEMENT AND WEDDING RINGS; Wedding anu commence ment gifts. Parker. Jeweler. 2 Az eada. R 9S ait
The Bridgeport evening farmer., 1916-02-22
AnbuIances
Automobiles

THE AUTO LAMP REPAIR SHOP Lamps, horns and wfndshields- Re pafrfng,s supplies and glass or all kinds Prompt service. Lamps or I'll kinds for sale. 164 Elm street @ridgeport. Conn, Phone 325T-4.
 ssss-s R z7 eff
The Bridgeport evening farmer., 1916-02-22
Natnropatll.

BR. U STEPHEN GEIsER has open cd a permanent office in the Amer lean Bank & Trust Co. Building. a6A Eaat Main etreet. Consulta- uCns free. once hours s-12 a n, and to p. ss SD
The Bridgeport evening farmer., 1916-02-22

THE UNIVERSITY SCHOOL, 8s6 Fairfield avenue: Morning, after noon, and evening; elementary and advanced subjects; preparation for college, technical school, and civil service; instruction. personal and individual. T3O a*s
The Bridgeport evening farmer., 1916-02-22
'TODAY'S WANTS

WANTED-A small office, low rent and steam heat, would purchase roll top desk and furniture. F. O. Box 415, City.
 B 21 s#p
The Bridgeport evening farmer., 1916-02-22

DEvELOPaEnNT OF ESTATES planting. grading. tree specia1fsts-- pruning, spraying. cavity work Dealers fn cut flowers, seeds. he'd ges. trees. fertilizers. Funeral work Q speciality. MaIIett-Cock- field C. CO. s41 Fairfield Ave. Tel 26Oe-12. b D 2s "te
The Bridgeport evening farmer., 1916-02-22
Positions Wanted

YOUNG MAN, 23, wishes position at anything, understands buffing and polishing. Call Joseph Dento, $ Highland Ave.
 B 21 d*
The Bridgeport evening farmer., 1916-02-22

WE WILL COVER and furnish all material for piece parlor suit guarantee ali workmanship as first class ten patterns to select from for SIP. Wm. F. Scalley. 2ee GIL bert St.. near Lafayette.
 D q S<R
The Bridgeport evening farmer., 1916-02-22
Merchants Exchange

RT7RREE& STAMPS made by s1s ars reliable, we carry e complete line If amps supplies. ink pads dafers- rubber type etc. The SchW erdtle Stamp Go. il Cannon St-
The Bridgeport evening farmer., 1916-02-22
Storage Warehouses

STORAGE Furniture. sanaxa4a rooms. paekiRR. Local and long dis rancs au.,t = acktnS.. Phone 2SS-2 Main St IA tfs
The Bridgeport evening farmer., 1916-02-22

SALESMAN WANTS position, capable, well acquainted in New England and New York state. Reference. Address s. B. R., 796 Main St, City.
 B 10 d#
The Bridgeport evening farmer., 1916-02-22

DIAMOND BROOCH LOST between Wall street and North Ave. Finder will receive liberal reward if return ed to E. J. Breckbill, Main Post Of flee. A 21 %tf
The Bridgeport evening farmer., 1916-02-22
Engraved Calling Cards

ENGRAVED EASTER CARDS. En- graved wedding invitations. South. worth's. 10 Arcards.
 L. ia aA4
The Bridgeport evening farmer., 1916-02-22
Foot Spe eialist

CORNS removed 50 cents; bunious 50 cents; calIouses 50 cents; in growing nails 50 cents Dr-Mans- field, 1107 Main St. over Dillon's.
 18 dS%
The Bridgeport evening farmer., 1916-02-22

STTUATION-Usefu man wants work by day or week, can do painting. Wm. Byrns, 1164 State St.
 B T d~
The Bridgeport evening farmer., 1916-02-22
Trucking. Coal and Wood

REMOVED. teamwOrk. horses sale and hire. coal and wood
 Portable power for sawlng wood or other purposes. John D. Dixon. 19U Evergreen St. Eel A0Bk Z8 II
The Bridgeport evening farmer., 1916-02-22
CLAIRVOYANTs

MRS. LEVY, readings 86o and soc Telephone 5552. 1162 Madison avenue. formerly of 674 Madison avenue. ID 10 A
The Bridgeport evening farmer., 1916-02-22
Furnished 16Oorns
Help Wanted.

WANTED.-Machini for alI-around
 word Apply Holmes & Edwards Silver Co. B19 d.
The Bridgeport evening farmer., 1916-02-22
Awnings and Sail Maker


THE MODERN and scientific meth ods employed in my practice such as electric light rays, neuropatlly, chiropracfic. n1assagg, hygiene, are in accord with nature and will inn prove and restore your health. Esr- Adolf O. SteinHadt, Dougless prac- titipner, Security Building. Tel 6738; consultation free.
 B IT
The Bridgeport evening farmer., 1916-02-22
Insurance

e ~z,,- -~oCe~tv Insurance cost ing l-2c day protects you. All the particulars at D. B. Boothe & Co. Conn. Bank Building.
The Bridgeport evening farmer., 1916-02-22

WE WANT AN ENERGETIC, anbiti- ous and reliable agent in every town to talk our line of fruit trees, shrubbery, etc. Experience unnec- essary-l Permanent, profitable home employment We pay weekly. No investment required. Attrac- tive outfit loaned. No delivering or collecting Good time now to start. Special inducements for quick action. Address Perry Nurs- cry Co.,, Rochester, N. Y, Establish ed 21 years.
The Bridgeport evening farmer., 1916-02-22
sLl0e Repairing

1AR-CHIs IsONEE-Bese soIeIn.- for Fan and Winter. Watt -prooE OgtA wears white oak, costs a little mOF9. Ask the Goodyear Shoe Repairing O., 76 John St.. 0AS B. AF1n- Tel 1881. We call and deliver.
The Bridgeport evening farmer., 1916-02-22

Connecticut orporation located fn New Haven. where the directors have decided to sell S25. GOO of pre- ferred stock and whose ability as such can get him a steady position with bright future. Call or address Room 5o4. Cutter Bldg, IF Church St.. New Haven. ConE.
 G1s stf
The Bridgeport evening farmer., 1916-02-22
Help Wanted

WANTED-Men to learn the auto mobile business; special rates given to secure chauffe1rs. to fill these positions offered. We guarantee to qua Hfy you to make good 455 etratfrod avenue Phone 4O4e:
 U1 dso
The Bridgeport evening farmer., 1916-02-22
Dog Kennels

GENERAL DELA1AR regietered Bos- ton terrier stud. dark briudle. white
 markings. screw tail. 13 pounds by Major De1mEr. Fee s1O. Hair's H Boarding Kennels Lfndley St. Bridgeport. Conn. SIS aII"
The Bridgeport evening farmer., 1916-02-22
NATUREOPATHY

DIR. F. B SMITH CGraduate BIumer College of Nateuropathyl removes the cause of chronic and acute dis cases thereby assisting nature to restore heafth,s no drugs. Investi- gate. terms moderate Cansu1ta- ton free Rooms 500-02. Connec- ttcut, National Bank building. Hours
 IFS sss
The Bridgeport evening farmer., 1916-02-22

CHARLES $. FERRETT, teacher Of piano and harmony, studio. room 46. A6 Cannon St Circular on re- quest II dSS
The Jasper news., 1916-10-12
RUPTURE EXPERT HERE
Seeley, Who has Supplied q. S.
Army and Navy, Called
to Lamar,

F. H. Seeley of Chicago and
Philadelphia, the noted truss ex.
pert, will be at the Pickwick Hotel
and will remain in Lamar Friday
only, October 40. Mr. Seeley
says: 1.-THE Spermatic Shield as
supplied to the United States Gov
ernment will not only retain any
case of rupture perfectly, but con-
tracts the opening in 10 days on
the average case. This instrument
received the only award in Eng
land and in Spain, producing re.
suits without surgery, injections,
medical treatment or prescriptions.
Mr.. Seeley has documents from
the United States Government,
Washington, D. c. for inspection.
All charity cases without charge,
or if any interested call, he will be
glad to show same without charge
or fit them if desired. Business
demands prevent stopping at any
other place in this section.
P. S.-Every statement in this
advertisement has been verified
before the Federal and State
Courts,-F. H. Seelsy.
The Jasper news., 1916-10-12
Feeding Dry Cows.

1t is generally assumed that dry
cows do not need much feed. 1t
is true they are not converting
feed into milk, but the unborn calf
is making heavy demands and the
cow, to be most profitable later,
should be so fed as to accumulate
a little reserve. A COW that has
gone through a long lactation per-
iod needs this dry period to re-
cuperate, and if kept on too mea-
ger rations the full advantage of
the rest is not secured.
There should be plenty of pro-
tein in the feed at this time for
while very small amount is re-
quired for mere maintenance, the
dry COW soon to be fresh is doing
more than maintaining her own
body. Little or no grain is re-
quired if the roughage is Of good
quality. Straw and corn fodder
are not suitable because they are
too highly carbonaceous. 1t takes
protein to build tissues. The dry
cow should have some such rough
age as alfalfa, clover or cowpea
hay.
1t will not hurt in the least to
have a good milk COW accumulate
The Jasper news., 1916-10-12

some fat during this resting period.
Some dairymen seem to have a
great fear of feeding their cows so
they will get fat. A milk COW that
gets fat while being milksd is not
profitable because the feed that
SHOULD 60 to milk is being stored
as body fat, but during the dry
period even the most highly organ
lied milk COW can with profit be
so fed as to accumulate a consid-
erable reserve fat. In the COW
possessing the dairy temperament
this reserve will be drawn upon
during the first few weeks follow
ing freshening and more will be
produced than if she has been so
fed as to prevent the accumulation
of any fat.
A COW coming up to calving time
carrying considerable fat will grad
ually fall off in flesh until she has
reached her normal working con-
dition. We Believe this is point
that owners of COWS of dairy breed
ing should not overlook. If the
COW is bred right the extra feed
stored as fat in the few weeks be-
fore calving will be distinct advan-
tage in enabling her to give max
imum flow of milk during the be-
ginning of the milking period
Kansas Farmer.
The Jasper news., 1916-10-12
NURSE RELIEVES
MUCH SUFFERING
The Patient She Helped Makes
Interesting Statement.

Madison, 'Wis.-Mrs. Oscar Day, Of
1906 Monona Ave-, Fair Oaks, this
town, says: Before my baby was
born, ! suffered terribly with womanly
troubles and nervousness, and was
living in o state Of fear all the time.
One day, an old friend of mine,
who, by the way, is nurse, and goes
around to all cases, brought me bot
tie Of Cardui, the womaRs tonic, and
told me to, keep on taking it right
along. I did, and felt much better
after the first bottle. kept on taxi
Ing 1t, and had as little trouble as
anybody could wish for. Feeling very
good now.
There never was q better medicine
for women than Cardui, and 1 will
recommend it to any one who is in
need of 1t. This nurse uses Cardui
with her patients, so it is well known
all around here.
am never without q bottle Of
Cardui in my home"
We urge yea to try Card-u-i, the
woman's tonic, for your troubles. II
will help you over the hard places,
just rs it has thousands Of other
women.
Don't delay. Begin taking Cardui
today. You won't regret 1t. NcBB
The Jasper news., 1916-10-12
How's This :

We offer One Hundred Dollars
Reward for any case Of Catarrh
that cannot be cured by Halls
Catarrh Cure.
F. ]. CHENEY & CO.. Toledo. o.
We, the undersigned. haI known u. ].
Cheney for the last Is years, and believe
him perfectly honorable in all business
transactions and financially able to carry
out any obligations made by MS mrm.
Toledo, o.
Halls catarrh Cure is taken internally.
acting directly upon the blood ana m9-
sent free. Price 3 cents per bottle. Sold
by all Druggists. ..
The Jasper news., 1916-10-12

Where the Rich iiave Best Of IL
The greatest luxury Of riches Is that
they enable you to escape so much
good advice. The rich are always ad-
vising the poor, but The poor seldom
Sir Arthur Helps.