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The Washington herald., 1916-06-01

Mrs. HIS guest for the summer at
Elko.
Mrs. William G. Warden and Mrs. c.
H. Sabin, of Germantown, Pa, are spend
ing few days at the Shoreham.
Prof. and Mrs. Charles Downer Haz-
en- closed their apartment in the Con-
necticut yesterday and have gone to
st. Johnsburg, VT, for the summer
Prof. and Mrs Hazen will make their
future home in New York, where Prof.
Hazen has accepted a chair in Column
bia University.
Mr.. and Mrs. George W. Williams, Miss
Susan A. Williams and Miss Natalie Dot.
| terer, of Charleston, S. c., have arrived
at the Willard for stay of several days
Miss Josephine Rantoul. Of Boston. and
Mr. Henry Alexander Murray. jr.. of
! New York, were married Tuesday at
noon at st. Johns Episcopal Church.
Beverly Farms
( The bride is the daughter Of Mr. and
Mrs. Neal Rantoul, OF Boston and Bev-
erly Farms. Mr.. Murray, who is a
| Harvard graduate, is a son of Mr.. and
Mrs. Henry Alexander Murray, OF New
York.
The Rev. DR.. Endicott Peabody. D T.
Rev. DR.. Nelson P. Carey, rector of
the parish, conducted the ceremony. The
bride, who was given in marriage by her
father, wore gown of white satin, with
/ touches Of old lace. Her veil of tulle was
fastened with a spray of orange blossoms
and her bouquet was Of lilies of the val
I ley. Her bridesmaids were Misses Flea
nor Rantoul, Olivia Ames, Elaine Dene-
gre, Natalie Thayer, Caroline Fessenden,
Elizabeth Deford and Cornelia Fiske
MT. Murray's best man was his brother,
Mr.. Cecil Dunmore Murray, Harvard, 'I6
Following the ceremony there was a
| reception at Mr.. Rantoul's country home.
Mr.. and Mrs. Murray will live at l29 East
Sixty-ninth street, New York.
Mrs. Paul D. Kelley has come I'D from
her home at Berryville, Va. for a few days
IN washington, accompanied by Mrs E.
J. Tapping, of Milwaukee, and while here
they will be at the Shoreham.
Mr. Hennen Jennings went to New
york yesterday, and from there will go
to Seattle, preparatory to sailing for
Alaska, to spend some weeks.
Senator and Mrs. James W. wads-
worth. jr., who have leased a house in
! Chicago for the convention, will have
among their guests Mrs. wadsworth's S
I New
York, and Mr.. Wadsworth's father and
mother, former Representative and Mrs.
| Wadsworth.
Mrs. B. H. Buckngham and her sister,
/ Miss Freeman. have closed their resi-
dence in H street, overlooking Lafayette
Park, and gone to their estate at Corn
wall, Pa, for the summer.
Mrs. Harson Rhoades. of New York,
and Miss Barbara Bennett, OF Boston,
are at the Shoreham, as are also Mr..
and Mrs H. S. Harrison, of Los Angeles,
and Mr.. and Mrs. W. A. Harrison, of
| York, Nebr.
Miss Caroline L. Woodbridge, Miss
Halle, Miss Caroline l. Meldrim and Miss
Anne Mcdonald Maclean, of Savannah,
are stopping at the Willard. Others reg
istered there are Mr.. and Mrs. C. s.
Crawford. Of Pittsburgh. .. Mrs Archibald
B. HUBBARD of Philadelphia, and Mr.. John
| s. Holbrook, Of New York
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AT the Theaters Next Week
Program for Walker Benent.

1t is splendid commentary on hui
man sympathles that A. H. Van Buren
found that his acceptance of offers OF
assistance in the six" Walker Ben
eht. which will be given at Polls The
ater Sunday night under his direction
had swelled the bill to such proper
tons that the elimination of some
thing would be necessary.
1t was not difficult to decide what
should be cut out for it had been, from
the beginning, a mooted question con-
cerning the advisability of presenting
TWO such plays as Madame Butter
fly and War Brides in the same
Dill since both were in serious vein
ana OF tragic import. So Mr.. Van
Buren has eliminated War Brides
The Washington herald., 1916-06-01
Answers to Correspondents.

c. J-If your little daughter has
such marked talent, take her to the
various moving picture companies,
leave her photograph and descrip-
ton. You will hear from them
when they are in need Of child
Of her type. Why, yes, l think it
is safe to say that persistence al
ways wins.
F. C-Viola Dana played the
leading role in "Gladiola." Fred
Church is with the Western Uni
versal. Lois Meredith is with Bal
boa.
J. L.-Muriel Ostriche played the
lead in "A Daughter Of the Sea. "
Clara Kimball Young played Au-
rora. in "The Feast of Life" Owen
Moore was my leading man in
Cinderella"
Mavis J.-Thank you for your
verses. They are inded very clever.
Did you ever try to have your
poems published?
A. D.-Blanche Sweet played the
leading role in THE Secret Gar
in The Mummy and the Humming
Bird"
n. Ell don't know whether they
allow visitors at the studio you re-
fer to or not, but it will not do
any harm to go there and try.
The Washington herald., 1916-06-01

On March 10 there were in the ice out
side of Archangel. Russia, no fewer than
loo ships. The port was frozen up last
winter much earlier than usual
The Washington herald., 1916-06-01
Polfs-"Quincy Adams Sawyer"

There are probably few booklovers
who have not read Quincy Adams
Sawyer" The author constructed a
series of sketches, which are declared
to have been capitally dramatized in
play of the same name to be seen
at Polls Theater next week
Quincy Adams Sawyer is reckoned
to be wholly different from any other
New England play. 1t presents q
simple love story; series of humor-
GUS incidents. while naturalness and
purity pervades the entire perform
ance. The play starts at the country
store and postoffce, where one sees
Quincy Adams Sawyer as the city
chap helping his country friends and
undoing his country enemies. The
love affairs of the village folk is
made known, and from the outset the
interest in the Mason's Corner folks
is firmly established. The play is in
four acts and five scenes, and will be
mounted with care.
A. H. Van Buren, and Maude Gilbert
will be seen as Quincy" and Alice
Pettingill, the blind girl, respectively.
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Actor and Wife to Visit Front

London, May 31.-Sir F. r. Benson, tn,
famous British actor, and his wife, ar,
going to Saloniki to work in Serbian mil
itary hospitals.
The Washington herald., 1916-06-01
Loew's-"The Evil Thereof,

The Evil Thereof" a morality
drama by Charming Pollock and Rem
mold Wolf. will be the feature picture
at Loew's Columbia Theater the first
part of next week. Frank Losee and
Grace Valentine play the leading
parts, supported by an all-star Famous
Players cast. The plot of the story
relates the sinful pleasures of the idle
rich. and the heartbreaking hardships
of the overworked poor.
thursday, Friday and Saturday
Edna Goodrich will be the picture star
in THE Making of Madelana" based
on the drama of the same name. The
story is of beautiful Italian model
who marries a young American. A
splendid cast, including Forrest STAN
ley, Howard Davies, and several other
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ACROSS THE DESERT SANDS.


syndcst
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from California. Mrs. Corbin will be
Mrs. Hills guest for the summer at
| Elko.
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Mrs. William G. Warden and Mrs. C.
II. Saoln, OF Germantown, Pa. are spend
ing few days at the Shoreham
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Prof. and Mrs. Charles Downer Haz.
en- closed their apartment in the Con.
necticut yesterday and have gone tc
st. Johnsburg, Vt, for the summer.
Prof. and Mrs. Hazen will make their
future home in New York, where Prof
Hazen has accepted a chair in Colum-
bia University.
The Washington herald., 1916-06-01

Miss Dorothea Owen returned to Wash
mgton last evening after spending the
weekend as the guest of Mr.. and Mrs.
John Buchanan at Ayrshire, Upperville,
Va. Miss Owens will go to the Adiron-
dacks early in June to spend fortnight
at a girls camp.
The Washington herald., 1916-06-01

Miss Anderson and Miss Ruth Ander-
son, daughters of Gen. Harry R. Ander-
son, sailed yesterday from New York on
the steamer AncOn for the Canal Zone
to visit army friends
The Washington herald., 1916-06-01

The ladies of the Columbia Country
tlub Will hold a card party at the club
house. Chevy Chase. Md. on Wednesday,
June :. at > o'clock. This will be an
rren meeting to which town as well as
out-Of-tOwn guests of members may be
invited Luncheon will be served at l
o'clock for those making table reserva-
ions in advance
The Washington herald., 1916-06-01

Mrs Reginald Walker was hostess Al,
a luncheon and theater party yesterday
In honor Of Miss Katherine Steele Bar
rett. whose Engagement to Lieut.. Charles
y PUzer. Fourth Overseas Pioneer Bat
talon. Canadian expeditionary force, has
recently been announced. There were
.y. eIve guests
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Mr.. and Mrs. George W. Williams, Miss
Susan A. Williams and Miss Natalie Dot
terer, Of Charleston, S. c., have arrived
at the Willard for a stay of several days.
The Washington herald., 1916-06-01

Mrs. II. Morgan Hill has closed her
apartment in Washington and will
pass several weeks in Chicago prior
to going to her estate at Elko, New.
In Chicago Mrs. Hill will be Joined
by Mrs. Henry C. Corbin, now en- route
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Capt. Clark was host at luncheon at
the Shoreham yesterday, entertaining a
company of ten.
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The director of fine arts Of the
Carnegie Institute at Pittsburgh, Mr..
John NJ. Beatty. and Mrs. Beatty are in
Washington for a few days and are
stopping at the Shoreham
The Washington herald., 1916-06-01

Mrs 5. {, Neale left Washington yes
terday. accompanied by her young daugh-
ter. Miss Sydney Neale. for Eliot, Me,
here Miss Neale will spend the summer
az the camp conducted by Mr.. and Mrs
sidney Lanier Mrs NeaIe will return
20 Washington in about a week.
The Arvada enterprise., 1916-02-10
StiIted Love Letter

prose love letter was written by
the celebrated earl of Chesterfield in
lGGl. Madam" his letter begins.
THE dullncss OF this last cold season
doth afford nothing that Is now to
divert You; only here is a report that
fain would know the truth of. which
is, that ! am extremely in love with
you. Pray let me know II ii be true
or no, since | am certain that no one
but yourself can rightly inform me !:
for II you intend to use me fayorably.
and do think ! am IN love with you,
] most certainly am SO; but II you in
tend 10 receive me coldly. and do not
believe that | am In love. | also am
sure that | am not; therefore let me
cntreat YOU to put me out of a doubt
which makes the greatest concern of
Dear Madam, your most obedicnt.
faithful servant.
Chesterfield.
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FRUIT LAXATIVE
FOR SICK CHILD
"Ca'lfornia Syrup of Figs" can't
harm tender stomach,
liver and bowels.

Every mother realizes. after giving
her children California Syrup Of
Figs" that this Is their ideal laxative.
because they love It's pleasant taste
and It thoroughly clcauscs the tender
little stomach, liver and bowels with.
out gripping.
When cross, irritable. fcycrlsh, or
breath il bad, stomach sour, look at
the tongue, mother II coated. give a
tcaspooniuI Of this harmless fruit
laxative and In few hours all the
foul, cons,ipatod waste. sour bile and
undigostod food passes out OF the bow.
els. and YOU have well. playful child
again. When its little system is fun
OF cold, throat sorc, has s,omnch.achc.
dinrrhOca. indigestion, colic-romom.
bor, a good inside cleaning" should
always be the first treatment given.
Millions Of mothers keep california
Syrup Of Figs handy, they know a
tcaspoonful today saves q sick child
tomorrow. ASK al the rtoro for 30.
cent bottle OF California Syrup Of
Figs which has directions for babies,
children OF all ages ana grown.ups
printed on the bottle Adv.
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Ex.cONGRESSMAN BROOKS DEAD
Passed Away at St. Augustine, Fla,
After Few Days Illness.

Franklin L. Brooks. for
mcr congressman from Colorado. who
went to Washington recently as the
representative OF Denver commercial
organizations 10 work for "A greater
Fort Logan, died at St Augustine,
Fla, whore he had gone in an effort
TO rccupcrate from an apparently in.
significant sickness which overtooK
him while in Washington.
Mr.. Brooks sudden death was
wholly unexpected, although his
health had not been good for several
Years. lie was seized with an attack
resembling grip and had decided to
spcnd the rest OF the winter IN Flor
ida. Tho body viii be takcn TO Colo
rado Springs, his home city
The former congressman was born
iu Surbridpc. Worcester county. Mas
s@chuactts Nov 49, 1850 He was cd.
ucatod IN the public schools and at
Brown University, from which latter
institution ho was graduated in ISS4
with the degree Of ABB He after
ward received the degree of AN.
ilom the same univ"rgity
Nominated by tn. Republicans for
ruuyr"#man.atlarr" In 1902, MI.
I'rooka ran against Nlya Adams and
won, serving in III" FiUy.oirhth and
lIity ninth Congr"sscs
The Arvada enterprise., 1916-02-10
GIRLS! GIRLS! TRY IT,
BEAUT|FY YOUR RAIR
Make 1t Thick. Glossy. Wavy, Luxur.
liant and Remove Oandruft-Real
Surprise for You.

Your hair becomes light. wavy, fu.-
fly, abundant and appears as soft, lus-
trous and beautiful as young girls
after "Danderine hair cleanse" Just
try this-moisten cloth with little
Danderine and carefully draw it
through your hair, taking one small
strand at a time. This will cleanse
the hair of dust, dirt and excessive oil
and in just few moments YOU have
doubled the beauty Of your hair.
Besides bcautifying the hair at once.
Danderine dissolvcs every particle of
dandruf; cleanses, rurities and inyig-
crates the scalp. forever stopping itch.
ing and falling hair.
But what will please you most will
be after few weeks use when YOU
will actually see new hair-ine and
downy at first-yes-but really new
hair-growing all over the scalp. II
you care for pretty, soft hair and lots
of it, surely get a 25 cent bottle OF
knowlton's Danderine from any store
and just try it. ADV.
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QUIT MEAT If KIDNEYS
BOTHER AND USE SALTS
Take a Glass Of Salts Before Break.
fast II Your Back Is Hurting or
Bladder 10 Irritated.

II you must have your meat every
day. eat it, but flush your kidneys with
salts occasionally, says noted author
ity who tells us that meat forms uric
acid which almost paralyZes the kid.
neys in their efforts to eXpel 1t from
the blood. They become sluggish and
weaken, then you suffer with dull
misery in the kidney region. sharp
pains in the back or sick headache,
dizziness, your stomach sours, tongue
is coated and when the weather IL bad
you have rheumatic twinges. The
urine gets cloudy, full OF sediment tho
channels often get sore and irritated
obliging you to seek relief two or
three times during the night.
To neutralize these irritating acids,
to cleanse the kidneys and flush on
the body's urinous waste get four
ounces OF Jad Salts from any phar.
macy here; take tablespoonful In a
glass Of water before breakfast for
few days and your kidneys will then
act fine. This famous salts is made
from the acids of grapes and lemon
juice, combined with lithia, and has
been used for generations to flush and
stimulate sluggish kidneys, also to
neutralize the acids in urine, so It no
longer irritates. thus ending bladder
weakness.
Jad Salts is inexpensive; cannot in.
jurc, and makes delightful efferves
cent lithia-water drink-Adv.
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carranzs Calls consreg, for merteo.

Galveston, Tex The first conetiig.
lIonai Congress under tho Carranza
government In Mexico viii be assom
hl"d ~ Qucr"taro on sept 10 ol this
year. according TO information reach.
tng Ia" M"Nirun consulpt" here, which
says decree to this effect has mB,
been issued bg General cnrranza. The
m"saaH" ADDS that u Is the intention
10 pat the new constitution into effect
Feb. %, 1911 Other do,rocH by the
first chief, says the riHpatoh. name
Qncrotnro na th" temporary capital Of
ih" republic.
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than ever was md recommend your
remedies to MI my friends. Mrs. LENA
WYNN. 2Sl2 Il. o Street, Richmond. Va.
While Change of Life is most crit
ical period Of womnns existence, tho
annoying symptoms which accompany
it may be controlled, and normal health
restored by the timely use of Lydia +.
Pinkham's Vegetable Compound.
Such warning symptoms arc sense
Of suifocation, hot flashes, headaches,
bnckachcs, dread of impending evil.
timidity, sounds in the ears, palpitation
of the heart, sparks before tho eyes,
irregularities, constipation, variable ap-
petite, weakness und inquictudc, and
dizziness.
For these abnormal conditions do not
fail to take Lydia +. pinlhum's Ncge-
table Compound
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SENATE COMMITTEE. IN REPORT
ASKS Sttooo,ooo FOR BIG GOV.
ERNMENT PLANT.
STEEL men THREATEN
LAWMAKERS TOLD OF PLAN TO
CHARGE S625 A TON IN
THE FUTURE.
WcsIcrn Ncws0Drr UnI"r NV. scrvlcc

WashinGton.--A bill for Il govern
mont armor plate factory was ap,
proved by the Senate naval committee
within few minutes Gttcr manulNc.
turers had served notice that should
such II plant be established the price
charged the government for armor
made by private concerns would be
increased nearly onc.halr.
An appropriation of 100000 is
carried by the bill for purchase or con
structior of a government factory
with an annual output ~ not less than
10000 tons.
That is little more than would be
required for two iirT-class battle.
ships, and would leave Il large part
OF ;hC armor needed in the uavy's in.
creased building program to come
from private plants.
The threat OF the private manufac-
turcrs was communicated to the com.
miticc by Senator Pcnrosc, who said
the Bethlehem and Nidvalc com,
panieS were among those that had
if the government factory proposal
went through. The Navy Department
now pays about si25.
Senator Tillman, chairman of the
committee, and author of the bill told
Mr.. Pcnrosc that the threat of the
armor barons" could not prevent pas.
sage of the measure.
Il guess We can find n way to stop
the robbers" he added. In time OF
trouble we could seize their plants and
operate them by right of eminent do.
main"
The proposal for government plant
has the backing of Sccro AIRY Daniels
and Senator Tillman will press his bill
for early passage. The military com.
mi,tce closed its hearings.
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RrNtitlhlc MNSEcrN

How did you leave all the folks out
homc?"
'Firstratc," replied Senator Sor.
Shum. Il told them was going to
see if couldn't straightcn out few
problems for the government between
now and spring. That checrcd them
up great deal"
To what problems did You have ref
crencc?"
"Oh, nothing In particular. never
80 into details with my constituents.
If you 20 TO explaining things, you
are liable to make them sound so easy
that the voters get to thinking they
don't need YOU. "- Washington star.
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Telephone Company =, Speed Millions

Denver The annual meeting Of
The stockholders Of tho Mountain
S'a'"n Telephone ami Telegraph Com.
Uany waa held Tur#dny afternoon, A.
which the old ofIlc,rH and directors
noro reelected It was announced
that tho company would npond $3.50.
woo in unr plants aud additions IN
1916 Of which amount tllI5.0UO wlll
Nc spent IN IN" "nst"u division. com.
ms.up Colorado The anuunl report
.how"d rHo company had had - pros.
porous year
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-
the gay ribbons, the brocades S
and tinsel and the silken flowers OF
the Louises that are prevalent in our
house and dress decorations has come
recrudescence Of sentiment. For the
modern maid-whose latest nickname.
the little creature" smacks of the
early Nictorian-for her of the rufiled
skirts and the lovelocks have returned
the burning hearts, the arrows of
Cupid, the altar and the carlanded
rings, the paired doves nesting in lace
paper-all the sweet. passionate sym
bolism and the lifting rmes that
wooed and won the damsels beruiiicd
and becurled greatgrandmamma
These will be hers to receive and
give, If she follows the old, old rules
OF the game. The slim modern youth
with the slightly romantic air induced
by his Byronic haircut will not disdain
to send his love realistic aortic con
flagration II he knows she will not
laugh at it.
Happily, too, they may both cease
thinking Of good Saint Valentine mere
ly as pious substitute for the de
liciously wicked Lupercalia, or even as
a sort OF philandering, gray-bearded.
amorous cousin to Saint Nicholas. Tor
there is a delightful secret concerning
him. a pathetic bit Of gossip.
The handsome Valentine OF Rome,
belonging to one OF the leading early
Christian families, was an ambitious
young presbytcr. reputed austere. He
was cruelty opposed by that impossi-
bly, pagan person, Governor Calpur-
MUS. who hurled Valentine into prison.
and all that sort OF thing, and finally
had him behcadcd. on the Flaminian
Way. Ammo Domin! 2o7. But there is
the gossip, which ! will let my infor-
mant give in her own words:
Il have by me a very old Book,
which has the following Account of
Valentine being confined at Rome on
ted TO the care OF Man whose daugh-
ter was blind. whom Valentine re.
stored to Sight and from that Time
the Girl became enamorcd y him nor
did he treat her Affection with Con.
tempt. But after long imprisonment
he was ordered for Publick Execution
on the lith OF February. While In
Prison being deprived OF Books he
used to amuse himself with cutting
curious Devices in Paper. on one OF
which he wrote some p!ous EXhCrta.
tlons and Assurances OF Love. and
sent to the Keepers Daughter the
Morning OF Execution: and being con.
cludcd In the Words. Your Valentine
there IL great reason for supposing
that TO be the origin OF the present
Custom. Thus saith Mistress Diana
Mason IN the Introduction to KEN.
mish's Annual and Universal Valcn.
tine Writer for 1897. After reviewing
the variants OF this legcnC as sub.
mit'ed by Miss Mason OF Chaplain.
and John Mutual OF Bury, the com.
Vilor oi the Annual thus delivers him.
{l': we give 1t as our opinion. that
{ > first appears to be OF most genuine
,s'gin.' II II n pity that you cannot
ace the long, I!spins esses, They are
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WHAT IS URIC ACID?
THE CAUSE OF EACKhCliE, RHEUMATISM, LUMnAGO

Ever Hinc" the dIscoyory Of uric acid
IN the blood by Schcolo. In l776, and
tho bad effect II hnd upon the body.
SciontlntB and physicians have atriyon
10 rid tho tissues and tn" blood oi
this poison. because OF i,g over
abundance In tho ByBiom II cnuHon
bHckuGhc, pains here and thoro. fhcu
ma,isni, rou,, gravel. neuralgia aud
BclntI"h. II was Dr, Pierce who din.
covered now agent. called "Anuric." e"
which VIII throw ou, and completely
eradicate this uric hcid from the fys
tom, "Anurlc' In 81 times moro DO
tent than Whia, and consequently you
ncch no Longer fohr muscular or nf
ucular rheumatism or goGt. or many
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pthnr diseases which nro dependent on
mn accumulation OF uric acid within
tho body. Send To Or. Pierce Of tho
inynildH' lioi"l and Surgical Institute,
hurnlo, NJ Y. for n pampblr, ON
'hnufic,' or send 10 cents for trial
package OF "hnuri." Tablets.
lf yop fo"i that tired. w0rn,0ui feel
ing. bacbhch". neuralgia. or II your
sleep In disturbed by too frequent
ufinhiion. so 10 your best store and
nHk for Dr Piorcc'r "Anuric."
Or PlorcoB reputation In back Of
this medicine nnd you know thu, his
"l'lonBnn' PcllctS" for tho livGr and his
"Fhyorl'o Prescription" for tho illv Of
women have bad u splendid reputation
for the past my years.
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Doinq His Part.

"llonostly, now, would you fight for
your country if war broke out?"
"Wcll," answered the thoughtful
man. maybe | wouldn't fight, on ac-
count of gas bombs, liquid fire and
things like that, but | would gladly
sacrifice my business and work night
and day to raise recruits"
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RED, ROUGH, SORE HANDS
May Be Soothed and Healed by Use
of Cut.cura. Trial Free.

Nothing so soothing and healing for
red. rough and irritated hands as CUT.
cura Soap and CutiCura Ointment.
soak hands on retiring in hot Cuticura
soapsuds. Dry, and gently anoint hands
with tuticura Ointment. A onc,nIght
treatment works wonders.
Free sample each by mail with Book
Address postcard Cuticura. Dept l.,
Boston. Sold everywhere. .-Adv,
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Suoacs.ed by the Waiter.

Guest Waiter, | wish you'd let me
have a knife that's sharp enough to
cut this steak
Waiter Sorry, sir, but we don't
keep our knives sharp Maybe You
could use the steak as n strop, sir.
and sharpen your knife up hit.