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The Monticellonian. [volume] (Monticello, Ark.) 1870-1920, 1916-04-27
CAL0MEL IS MERCURY, It S|CKENS!
STOP USING SALIvAT|NG DRUG
Don't Lose Days Work. Your Liver Is Sluggish or Bowels
Constpated lake "Dodson's Liver Tone."-Its Fine!

sluggish liver better than a dose of
nasty calomel and that it won't make
you sick.
Dodson's Liver Tone Is real liver
medicine. You'll know 1t next morn.
Ing because you Will wake up feeling
fine. your liver will be working, your
headache and dizziness gone, your
stomach will be sweet and your bowels
regular. You will feel like working;
you'll be cheerful; full of vigor and
ambition.
Dodson's Liver Tone Is entirely
vegetable, therefore harmless and can
not aalivate. Give it to your children,
Millions of people are using podson's
Liver Tone instead of dangerous cal
omel now. Your druggist will tell you
that the sale of calomel is almost
stopped entirely here.
The Monticellonian. [volume] (Monticello, Ark.) 1870-1920, 1916-04-27
Fowls for BREEDING.

The hens and pullets that began to
lay last fall and which laid well dur
ing the early winter should be bred
from this spring. but should now be
placed by themselves and not en-
couraged to lay very much until their
eggs are wanted for Matching so that
they will have chance to be in the
strongest possible condition for breed
ing.
The Monticellonian. [volume] (Monticello, Ark.) 1870-1920, 1916-04-27
After Grip
Winter Colds
Bad Blood

You are pale, thin. weak-with little
vitality. Your liver is sluggish and
the bad blood causes your stomach
muscles to lose their elasticity and be-
come fabby-then indigestion.
DR. Pierce's Golden Medical Discov-
cry. purely vegetable and free from
alcohol or narcotics, is the great and
powerful blood purifier of today. Ex-
tracted from American forest herbs
and roots. Contains no alcohol. In
gradients printed on wrapper.
Taken as directed it will search
out impure and poisonous matter
throughout the system and eliminate
it.-Ady.
The Monticellonian. [volume] (Monticello, Ark.) 1870-1920, 1916-04-27

You're bilious! Your liver Is slug
gishi You feel lazy, dizzy and all
knocked out. Your head is dull, your
tongue is coated; breath bad; stomach
sour and bowels constipated. But don't
take salivating calomel. 1t makes you
sick. you may lose days work.
Calomel is mercury or quicksilver
which causes necrosis of the bones.
Calomel crashes into sour bile like
dynamite, breaking it up. That's when
yoI feel that awful nausea and cramp-
ing
II you want to enjoy the incest, gen
TEST liver and bowel cleansing you
ever experienced just take a spoonful
OF harmless Dodson's Liver Tone. Your
druggist or dealer sells you a 50-eent
bottle of Dodson's Liver Tone under
my personal money-back guarantee
that each spoonful will clean your
The Monticellonian. [volume] (Monticello, Ark.) 1870-1920, 1916-04-27

add a small onion cut IN
shreds; stir and cook un-
til the onion is slightly
Drowned; add two cup
fuls of hot broth, half a
teaspoonful of salt and a
dash of paprika; cook
until tender, adding more
broth aS Il ic needed
The Monticellonian. [volume] (Monticello, Ark.) 1870-1920, 1916-04-27

Add tablespoonful of charcoal
every other day to the soft food of
the fowls. 1t will brighten up their
combs, and tone up their system
which otherwise might be in a eondi
ton for making them ready victims of
disease,
The Monticellonian. [volume] (Monticello, Ark.) 1870-1920, 1916-04-27
A New Remedy for
Kidney, Bladder and
all Uric Acid Troubles
Dear Readers

Dear READERS.
l appeal to those of you who are
bothered with kidney and bladder
trouble. that you give up the use Of
harsh salts or alcoholic medicines and
in their place take a short treatment
of "Anurie." have taken many of
DR.. Pierce's medicines for the past
twenty-five years with good results. |
suffered with kidney trouble for some
years l recently heard of the newest
discovery of DR. Pierce, namely, his
"Anuric" Tablets. After using same
am completely cured of my kidney
trouble. A doctor pronounced me a
well preserved woman for my age. all
due, | believe to Dr. Pierees aid.
MRS. MELINDA Z. MILLER.
II you suffer from baekaehe. lum-
bago, rheumatism. get "Anuric" now.
Light moves $4,000 miles per sec
ond.
The Monticellonian. [volume] (Monticello, Ark.) 1870-1920, 1916-04-27
W.. No. reeQ
Considerable Statesman.

"Of course you have your own ideas
about what the government ought to
do in crisis" Yes. But I'm not
saying anything. Maybe the govern
ment will have to act so promptly
there won't be time to listen to all the
speeches l could make on the sub
ject. Washington Star.
The Monticellonian. [volume] (Monticello, Ark.) 1870-1920, 1916-04-27
When Plants Do Not Thrive.

Bury small piece of beefsteak close
to the roots, or lay piece of raw po-
tato on the surface of the ground near
the roots. II there are worms around
tho roots, they will come to the meat
or potato to eat, and may be easily
removed.
The Monticellonian. [volume] (Monticello, Ark.) 1870-1920, 1916-04-27

Among all the basic principles of
economic life, none is more vital than
this-that every abie-bodied adult
should have job; that he should work
at the thing for which he IS best fitted.
and that he should be paid the full
value for what he produces.-Scott
Nearing
The Monticellonian. [volume] (Monticello, Ark.) 1870-1920, 1916-04-27
Not What He Wanted.

| had taken my little nephew to
restaurant for dinner. When the waiter
nut the menu down in front of him,
ne picked it up and handed 1t back to
him. politely, I'VE don't want any
thing to read, thank you, we want
something to eat."-Chicago Tribune.
The Monticellonian. [volume] (Monticello, Ark.) 1870-1920, 1916-04-27
Proper Attention Necessary.

poorly fed, neglected hen lays no
eggs. When hen stands around idle
and waits for her feed, instead of dig
ging for it. the chances are she is put
ting on fat instead Of storing up egg
material.
The Monticellonian. [volume] (Monticello, Ark.) 1870-1920, 1916-04-27

he WhOIeSOIne DISHES
in combination wit b
other foods are legion.
Rice Czarina.-Butter
a baking dish and put
a layer of boiled rice in
the bottom. Over this
sprinkle fine chopped
fresh tomatoes, season
with salt and pepper
and dot with huttar
The Monticellonian. [volume] (Monticello, Ark.) 1870-1920, 1916-04-27
Spirit of Mischief.

You should never be Cross Il
can't help it sometimes" replied the
small boy. Il like to start an argu-
ment between father and mother as to
which of them l take after"
The Monticellonian. [volume] (Monticello, Ark.) 1870-1920, 1916-04-27
When BUYING Feed.

In buying feed for dairy cows the
price is not the only point to consider.
Bran at $100 hundred is more ex-
pensive than cottonseed meal at $500.
It is what the feed contains in the
way of nutriment which really counts.
The Monticellonian. [volume] (Monticello, Ark.) 1870-1920, 1916-04-27
Speaks First.

Does your friend give much thought
to his speeches?"
YES" replied Senator Sorghum.
THE only trouble Is that he doesn't do
the thinking before he makes them"
The Monticellonian. [volume] (Monticello, Ark.) 1870-1920, 1916-04-27

Give cows six to eight weeks rest
between lactation periods and breed
heifers to drop their first calves at
twenty-four to thirty months of age.
The Monticellonian. [volume] (Monticello, Ark.) 1870-1920, 1916-04-27
Rive for GRAZING.

Rye is sometimes sown early in the
spring for grazing purposes. 1t grows
very fast on good soil and under the
influence of the spring rains and sun
The Monticellonian. [volume] (Monticello, Ark.) 1870-1920, 1916-04-27

eranberries are out OF
season. Add a cupful of
seeded raisins TO a quart
of cranberries that have
been cooked and rubbed
through a sieve. Cook
five minutes after adding
the raisins, then turn into
a mold and chill.
Graham Cookies. -
Take a haa+an-ae add a
The Monticellonian. [volume] (Monticello, Ark.) 1870-1920, 1916-04-27

Place the brooder where it will get
lots of sun, and where the little fell
lows will have plenty of room to run
about. yet be protected from thu cold.
The Monticellonian. [volume] (Monticello, Ark.) 1870-1920, 1916-04-27
Forethouuht.
ZEN to be rather busy

you seem to be rather busy
Yes. I'm writing a love letter I've
been working on it for more than an
hour"
why take such pains o.
Il want to feel sure that If this let
ter is ever read in court II won't make
me look like fool
The Monticellonian. [volume] (Monticello, Ark.) 1870-1920, 1916-04-27

dressing combined with
a mayonnaise. seasoning
with paprika, tabasco
sauce and chilli sauce,
and adding enough may
onnaise dressing to give
the sauce a thick CON
sistency.
Apple and Bermuda
The Monticellonian. [volume] (Monticello, Ark.) 1870-1920, 1916-04-27

A score OF women are now employed
to take the place of policemen by Scot
land Yard.
The Monticellonian. [volume] (Monticello, Ark.) 1870-1920, 1916-04-27

ALIENS FOOT-EAsE DOES IT
When your shoes pinch or your eorns and
buui0us ache, get Aliens Eaot-Ease. the
aatiseptic powder To he shaken into shoes
and used ia feet bath. Gives instant re-
It,f to Tired Aching, Swollen feet. Over
foeeV packages are being used By the
troops ar tile front, Sold everywhere. 25c.
Don't accept any substitute. ADJ.
Nearly half of the employees in the
census bureau at Washington are
Momnn.
The Monticellonian. [volume] (Monticello, Ark.) 1870-1920, 1916-04-27
Manure Is Great STUFF.

Manure is a great stuff, especially
when applied to land which will be
planted to corn next spring.
The Monticellonian. [volume] (Monticello, Ark.) 1870-1920, 1916-04-27

WoMAN's GROWING GLORY
is her hair. II yours is streaked with
ugly, grizzly. gray hairs, use La Gre
ole" Hair Dressing and change 1t In
the natural way. Price s1.00.-Adv.
The Monticellonian. [volume] (Monticello, Ark.) 1870-1920, 1916-04-27

In the neighborhood of Reading.
England, there are three army horse
depots stated entirely by women.
The Monticellonian. [volume] (Monticello, Ark.) 1870-1920, 1916-04-27
Sl2zzoKTIUIE1
l0@zGBKE$Ao

All things come to him who waits
But here's a rule that's slicker.
The man who goes for what he wants
Will get 1t all the quicker.
The Monticellonian. [volume] (Monticello, Ark.) 1870-1920, 1916-04-27
Be Careful With Mare.

Be careful that the brood mare does
not slip, either in the yard or doing
light work In harness.
The Monticellonian. [volume] (Monticello, Ark.) 1870-1920, 1916-04-27
SEASONABlE DISHES.

Brown a cupful of we'll washed rice
in two tablespoonfuls of butter, then
The Monticellonian. [volume] (Monticello, Ark.) 1870-1920, 1916-04-27

The Trouble.
Those soldiers don't look natural.
It 5 fake film"
NO, it is not. The soldiers are real
soldiers. Not being yersed in acting,
Of course they don't look natural"
To stop bleeding use Hanford's Bal
sam. Adv.
Penny postage began in England in
1910.
The apple plants roses in the cheeks.
The Monticellonian. [volume] (Monticello, Ark.) 1870-1920, 1916-04-27

For thrush use Hanford's Balsam.
Get it into the bottom of the affected
part. Adv.
The Monticellonian. [volume] (Monticello, Ark.) 1870-1920, 1916-04-27

When preparing cranberry sauce try
this combination, to be served when
The Monticellonian. [volume] (Monticello, Ark.) 1870-1920, 1916-04-27

Success doesn't consist in never maxi
ing blanders, but in never making the
same one twice
The Monticellonian. [volume] (Monticello, Ark.) 1870-1920, 1916-04-27
MORE RICE DISHES.

In America, rice is more commonly
used as a dessert than as an entree.
The Monticellonian. [volume] (Monticello, Ark.) 1870-1920, 1916-04-27

Lady Ida Wilson. sister of the late
duke OF Fife. has five graHdsens in the
British army and navy.
The Monticellonian. [volume] (Monticello, Ark.) 1870-1920, 1916-04-27
Squeezing Apples.

Of"SeNIrIS TNPPIOS'
I read in the paper today that
about 2,240 pounds of apples are re-
quired to make $50 pounds of cider"
said the sweet young thing.
THAT may be-" replied the blond
man; but happen to know there is
much satisfaction in squeezing just
one pippin.
The Monticellonian. [volume] (Monticello, Ark.) 1870-1920, 1916-04-27
Goes Too Far.

Any man who can laugh at all his
troubles is too hypocritical to be a
desirable acquaintance.
The Monticellonian. [volume] (Monticello, Ark.) 1870-1920, 1916-04-27
Husband OBJECTS
TO OPERATION.
Wife Cured By Lydia E.
Pinkham's Vegetable
Compound

pes Moiass, Iowa. -Four years ago
r was verH sick and my life was nearly
The Monticellonian. [volume] (Monticello, Ark.) 1870-1920, 1916-04-27

When serving a fruit cocktail of
grapefruit, for example. use French
The Monticellonian. [volume] (Monticello, Ark.) 1870-1920, 1916-04-27
DISHES DAINTY AND DELICIOUS.

The worse a reputation the harder 1t
is to lose
The Monticellonian. [volume] (Monticello, Ark.) 1870-1920, 1916-04-27

Many a man who thinks he's brill
liant is not even ordinarily bright.
The Monticellonian. [volume] (Monticello, Ark.) 1870-1920, 1916-04-27

More than $4,000 girls have become
members of canning clubs in the
South.
The Monticellonian. [volume] (Monticello, Ark.) 1870-1920, 1916-04-27

II you rise superior to your dlsap-
polntments, whatever they may be.
you are adding 100 per cent to your
power to conquer future difficulties.
The Monticellonian. [volume] (Monticello, Ark.) 1870-1920, 1916-04-27

Now Ia the Time to Get Rid of These
Ugly spots.

Ugly Spots.
There's longer the slightest need of
feeling ashamed of your freckles. the
prescription othine-double strengths
guaranteed to remove these homely spots
Simply get ounce of othine-deuble
strength-from your druggist and apply
little of 1t night and morning and you
should soon see that even the worst freckles
have begun to disappear. while the lighter
that more than ounce is needed to COM
kletely clear the skin and gain beautiful
Vicar complexion.
BE sure 70 ask for the double strength
othtne, as this is sold under guarantee OF
money back If 1t fails to remove freckles-
Adv
The Monticellonian. [volume] (Monticello, Ark.) 1870-1920, 1916-04-27

A stiff upper lip has nothing in COM
mon with a timber tongue
The Monticellonian. [volume] (Monticello, Ark.) 1870-1920, 1916-04-27
GOOD THINGS FOR THE TABLE.

The sure way to catch success is to
catch the opportunity.
The Monticellonian. [volume] (Monticello, Ark.) 1870-1920, 1916-04-27

Woman is the natural rib" roast.
The Monticellonian. [volume] (Monticello, Ark.) 1870-1920, 1916-04-27

Light moves 1872. 200 miles per sec
ond.
The Monticellonian. [volume] (Monticello, Ark.) 1870-1920, 1916-04-27
KsS3WEzT5@RwBI S4ZHE

Ignorance of McDuff.
McDuff-Phwat kind ay horse is
cobb?
MeDunn-It's wan that's been raised
intoirely ON corn. we ignoramus.
Refuted.
Drinks thinks he knows it ALL
You're mistaken there. Whenever
he meets one he says Well, how's
everything?
friend who is not in need is a sur
The Monticellonian. [volume] (Monticello, Ark.) 1870-1920, 1916-04-27

A friend who is not in need is sur
prise indeed
Forest City press. (Forest City, Potter County, D.T. [S.D.]) 1883-19??, 1916-11-29

self that 1t should be 10. A man who
had bullied and threatened her for three
terrible months and forced her to mar
ry him had no right to a thrill Of her
heart nor a look from her eyes,. be no
ever so kind for the moment. He GER
tainly was nice n pleasant when he
chose to be; she must watch herself. for
never, never, must she yield weakly to
his smooth overtures. Well did she
know him. He had some reason for all
this pleasantness. 1t would surely be
revealed soon.
She stiffened her lips and tried to
look away from him to the purply green
hills; but the echo of his words came
upon her again. n again her heart
thrilled at them. What if-oh what IL
he were all right, n she might accept
h admlTatien jp his X9lss? And yet
color came into her cheeks again, and
the tears flew quickly to her eyes, till
they looked all sky and dew, and she
dared not u back to him =.
The silence remained unbroken. UNI
til a lark in the willow copse behind
them burst forth into song and broke
the spell that was upon them.
Are you offended al what I said 2"
he asked earnestly. II am sorry if YOU
did not like it. The words said them
selves without my stopping to think
whether you might not like it. Will
you forgive me?"
oh" she said, lifting her forget-me-
not eyes to his, II am not offended.
There is nothing to forgive. 1t was
beautiful"
Then his eyes spoke the compliment
over again, and the thrill started anew
in her heart, till her cheeks grew quite
rosy. and she buried her face in the
GOODNESS of he tiny flowers to hide her
confusion.
1T was very true" he said in a low.
lover like voice that sounded like q
caress.
"Oughtn't we to hurry on to catch
our train" said Celia, suddenly
springing to her feet. I'm quite rested
now" She felt If she stayed there an
other moment she would yield to the
spell he a cast upon her.
With a u thud Of consciousness the
man got himself to his feet and re-
minded himself that this was another
mans promised wife to whom he had
been letting his soul go out.
Forest City press. (Forest City, Potter County, D.T. [S.D.]) 1883-19??, 1916-11-29

Snow found in the woods near The
Congregational church in Hawley.
Mass. was used at the recent annual
mid summe sugar eat at East Have
ley. The place where. the snow was
found Is 1000 feet above sea level and
Is never free from Hawley's an
nual mid summer sugar eats" date
back to before the civil war
Forest City press. (Forest City, Potter County, D.T. [S.D.]) 1883-19??, 1916-11-29
CONTINUED next weekly

A substitute for gold is obtained by
combining "a parts Of copper with six
parts OF antimony and adding a little
weight. It is said that this alloy can
be drawn, wrought and soldered very
much like gold, and that 1t also re-.
ceives and retains a golden polish. It
Is worth something like 26 cents q
Mound.
Forest City press. (Forest City, Potter County, D.T. [S.D.]) 1883-19??, 1916-11-29

Charles Mckee. Of Ray, N. d.. when
registered at a hotel in st. Paul. Mimi.
desired to shave, but had no shaving
stick He tried to borrow one from the
man in the g room. and found that
this man was his brother, whom he had
not heard from in 10 years.
Forest City press. (Forest City, Potter County, D.T. [S.D.]) 1883-19??, 1916-11-29

About 1855. 900 Japanese subjects are
living abroad. In the United States
are $4,000; Hawaii, 100000; Philippine
islands, 5000; China, 10000; Austria
lila. 5000; Canada. 10000; France, 1923:
Great Britain, 478, and Germany. 434.
Forest City press. (Forest City, Potter County, D.T. [S.D.]) 1883-19??, 1916-11-29

Henry Lamm, republican nominee for
governor of Missouri. is an Ohioan.
who studied and graduated at the Uni
versity Of Michigan, and began practice
Of the law at Sedalia in 1872.
Forest City press. (Forest City, Potter County, D.T. [S.D.]) 1883-19??, 1916-11-29

A large industry in Christiania. Nor
way. mas leased its idle land at a cheap
rate to its employees. who will erect
thereon individual suburban homes Of
their own.
Forest City press. (Forest City, Potter County, D.T. [S.D.]) 1883-19??, 1916-11-29

George w. Thomas, Of Scranton. Pa.
a 400-pound invalid, achieved the am
bition of his life-that of seeing New
York-by being conveyed sightseeing
on an automobile bed.
Forest City press. (Forest City, Potter County, D.T. [S.D.]) 1883-19??, 1916-11-29

All the steam railways in New Zea-
land are owned and operated by the
government. There are about 5000
miles of road in operation, and new
lines are under construction.
Forest City press. (Forest City, Potter County, D.T. [S.D.]) 1883-19??, 1916-11-29

Ceiluloid wings for aeroplaaes. ,a,d
to be 80 transparent that they are in
visible 800 feet in the air. have been
invented by q German engineer.
Forest City press. (Forest City, Potter County, D.T. [S.D.]) 1883-19??, 1916-11-29

Meliss Weeks, of Chester, Mass.
20. only recently became the owner Of
the first store hat she ever wore. The
creation" was given her by the select
men of the town.
Forest City press. (Forest City, Potter County, D.T. [S.D.]) 1883-19??, 1916-11-29

The Russian government has given
an American company the right to ex-
plore for petroleum in Siberia, whore
there are Indications Of its presence.
Forest City press. (Forest City, Potter County, D.T. [S.D.]) 1883-19??, 1916-11-29

Pomona, Cal, is being tested by an
expert to determine whether Its crust IL
moving. Similar tests will be made ia
% other southern California cities.
Forest City press. (Forest City, Potter County, D.T. [S.D.]) 1883-19??, 1916-11-29

A micrometer screw operates a NOV
able shank at the enc Of a new rule for
adjusting calipers to small fractions OF
an inch quickly and accurately.
Forest City press. (Forest City, Potter County, D.T. [S.D.]) 1883-19??, 1916-11-29

Both the stepped legs and the brac..
ing legs of an Oregon inventors step
ladder telescope 9 that 1t will stand
evenly on uneven surfaces.
Forest City press. (Forest City, Potter County, D.T. [S.D.]) 1883-19??, 1916-11-29

To help support the spines Of men
who do not wear suspenders. an in
ventor g patented a small brace TO be
attache dto their belts.
Forest City press. (Forest City, Potter County, D.T. [S.D.]) 1883-19??, 1916-11-29

Experts have estimated that Ecuador
by the application Of scientific methods.
could increase its present agricultural
yield by $50 per cent.
Forest City press. (Forest City, Potter County, D.T. [S.D.]) 1883-19??, 1916-11-29

The word Architect il said BY the
London Builder to have been used first
In English In q book by John Shute.
published in 1868.
Forest City press. (Forest City, Potter County, D.T. [S.D.]) 1883-19??, 1916-11-29

This most valuable pearls are per-
fActly round In shape: next come the
button shaped. then the drop or pear
shaped pearls.
Forest City press. (Forest City, Potter County, D.T. [S.D.]) 1883-19??, 1916-11-29

since the beginning OF the war the
output At Swiss asphalt mines hes "a
CNenona.
Forest City press. (Forest City, Potter County, D.T. [S.D.]) 1883-19??, 1916-11-29

An Englishman has patented r,d
to be fastened to the steering wheel Of
an automobile to permit It to lie Ruid-
ed by tho knees.
Forest City press. (Forest City, Potter County, D.T. [S.D.]) 1883-19??, 1916-11-29

Electric smelling at Welsh tin minea
causes q loss Of metal of about 1 Der
cent az compared with 8 Of . per cent
by older methods.
Forest City press. (Forest City, Potter County, D.T. [S.D.]) 1883-19??, 1916-11-29

"a AAAAA0SAA
Il ought not to have allowed you to
slide down there" he declared. TT was
terrible, after what O went through
last night. l didn't realize how steep
and rough it was Indeed I didn't. I
don't see how you ever can forgive me-
Why, I'm not hurt she said gently.
astonished at his solicitations. There
was q strange lump in her throat
brought by his kindness. which threat
ened tears. Just why should kindness
from an unexpected quarter bring
tears?
I'm only a little shaken up" she
went. on as s saw a real anxiety in
In the least. l think 1t was rather fun,
don't you?"
A faint glimmer OF a smile wavered
over the corners of her mouth, and
Gordon experienced a sudden desire to
take her In his arms and kiss her. 1t
was q strange new feeling. He had
new had any such thought about Julia
Bentley.
Why. why. yes. I guess 30. if-you
are sure you're not hurt"
MOT d bit, !" she said. and then. for
some unexplained reason. they both be-
gan to laugh. After that they felt bet
ter.
II your shoes are a. full ofs these
miserable cinders as mine they
need emptying." declared Gordon, shak-
Ing first one well shod foot and then
the other, and looking ruefully at the
little velvet boots of the lady.
Suppose you nit down"-he looked
about forTA seal. but the dewy grass
.was the only resting place visible He
pitched upon the s~uitcases and Inn
provtscd a chair. Now. nit down and
let me take them on for you."
He knelt in the road At her feet a.
she obeSed. protesting that she could
and began clumsily to unbutton the
tux sNAtons. holding the timid little