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The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1916-11-03
SunIluht Intensified

By Reflection from Ocean Beach and
Desert Sand unrelieved by Foliage. Winds
and Mineral Laden, Poisonous Dust, all
bring Eye Troubles in their wake-Granu-
lated Eyelids, Red, Itching Burning, Tired
and Watery Eyes, Impaired Vision and
Eye Pain. Reliable Relief is found in
Murine Eye Remedy, Mild and Harmless.
If you Wear Glasses, Try Murine. Doesn't
Smart. Feels Fine. Acts Quickly. Is an
Eye Tonic compounded by Oculists-not a
Patent Medicine'-but used in successful
Physicians Practice for many years. Now
dedicated to the Public and sold at
SOC Per Bottle. Murine Eye Salve in
Aseptic Tubes, 25c and Soc. Sold by
Druggists. For Books, write to Murine
Eye Remedy Co.. Chicago.
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1916-11-03

win twelve acres and two cows
suit you?" the chauffeur continued. He
then pulled out his pocket book and,
tearing out leaf, wrote, ITO Mon
sieur the Mayor: Allot to bearer 70
acres and two cows"
The peasants were enthusiastic un-
til, after the chaufeurs departure,
they presented his voucher to the
mayor.
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1916-11-03
Summer Napkin Ring Idea,

In a large family or in boarding
house where it is not possible fol-
every one to have napkin ring, it is
difficult to keep the napkins sepa-
rated. A good way is to write the
name of the person on bright, new
clothespin and simply place this on
the napkin. In this manner they can
easily be separated when they are
in bunch. If they are to be used
for children they could be painted diff
ferent colors.
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1916-11-03
Wonder What She Meant?

Erred, do you remember where you
were in 1902" asked the bride Of a
few months.
"Why, no, dear, I don't remember
exactly" replied the young husband.
why do you ask?"
"Why, l was reading today in the
paper that it is said that in 1910 one
person in every 800 in the United
States was in prison."
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1916-11-03
A Successful Day.

"Well, l guess I'll have to congratu-
late you for sure" said the proprietor
of the place as the summer boarder
closed the gate.
"On what?"
"On your luck as a fisherman"
"Why, I haven't had any luck. l
didn't catch fish"
Il wasn't talkin bout fish ! was
talkin' about that fancy pole and reel
you brought along. Whea you started
out this mornin' l was powerful afraid
somebody would take 'em away from
YOU. u."-Washington STAR
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1916-11-03
Mha, to Do With the Covers.

Save the covers of cocoa or mustard
boxes to use for cleaning frying pans
and saucepans. Hammer down sharp
side. Scrape with the sharp lower
edge. The rounding corners of the
covers fit in the round pans much
better than anything you can buy for
the purpose,
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1916-11-03
THINK OF THE MILLIONS

that have been relieved in the past rs
years by Wright's Indian Vegetable
Pills and decide whether they are not
worth a trial. They regulate the
bowels, stimulate the liver and purify
the blood. Adv.
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1916-11-03
Moman's ADVANTAGE.

"one of the advantages women have
in getting married" said Mr. Justice
Darling in the kings bench division,
lis that their husbands are responsible
for what they (the wives) say,'--Lon.
don Mail.
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1916-11-03
Observing the Rule.

"Bobbie, why did you take your lit
tie sisters candy and eat it? Why
didn't you ask her if you could have
it?'
"Why, did, mamma, and she said
I couldn't. t."-Boston Transcript.
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1916-11-03
stramherry and Rhubarb jam

Clean and cut the rhubarb into
inch pieces, but do not peel. To one
pint of rhubarb add half pint of
strawberries. cleaned and hulled.
Cook for 15 minutes, then measure
and add sugar in the same proportion
as the above recipe. Cook till thick.
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1916-11-03

There was young woman of Wor-
cester,
Who won much fame as borcester
When asked why such praise
Always filled all her lays,
Said: "A chicken can crow like a
rorcestert
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1916-11-03
Make Demand ForCible
Don't Be Trifed With
Ask for S. S. S. and Don't Stand for the
"Just as Good" Talk.

Perhaps he thinks he IS telling the truth,
but be has one eye on the cash register aDS
tother on the extra profit Insist up
5. s. s. 1t is your only safeguard agaiL.I
the cheap mineral stuff that can be put up
in any cellar by the apprentice.
There Is not a medicine for any purpose
more carefully made than s. s. s. 1t rep
resents the highest type Of medicine rs
medical properties are Just as essential to
well balanced health, If the blood be sick.
as are the nourishing elements Of meats.
grains, fats and sugars of our daily food.
s. s.. S. Is prepared direct from native
botanical material. Not q drop Of drugs
is added. Not drop OF minerals Is used.
This Is one Of the most important things
to know and to remember when your blood
needs attention.
1t Is the most effective, the purest, the
quickest and most reliable medicine known
for poisoned blood, rheumatism, catarrhal
infection, malaria, skin disease. old sores
and all Affections that show In the blood,
skin, joints and muscles.
An interesting book on the blood Is
mailed to those who write. Get bottle
Of $. S. s. today. 1t Is the worlds greatest
medicine. Insist upon the dealer handing
you s. s. s. and don't let him crate about
something that he can't advertise as free
from iodlde or potash and other destructive
mineral drugs
If you have trouble getting S. s. S. write
to The Swift Specific Co, 600 Swift Bldg,
Atlanta Ca. fer LIST ef square deal stores
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1916-11-03

Ants have been found in Dalmatia
that actually make bread by chewing
seeds into pulp, forming it in loaves,
baking them in the sun and then stor-
ing them away for future use.
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1916-11-03

After 33 years of continuous service
as a trustee of Columbia University,
Seth Low mas resigned. For 10 years
of this period, from 1890 to 1900, Mr..
Low was president of the university
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1916-11-03
\ \ 1887 ss HOLMES BUSINESS COLLEGE
|a toth u The school that gets you a
VI '0' u good position.
'saEsE Thousands of Graduates
81 MN III NONE IDLE
I Nim FREE INFORMATION ULDESI
"a IEAR Ia Washington and 10th SITS. mOSp
& PORTLAND, ORE. l lnUDEhN
A Vain Hope.
The school that gets you a
good nnsitinn.

what are you saving all your
money for?" asked the man who
doesn't hesitate to ask questions
81 want to become independent re-
piled the conscientious citizen, so
that l can serve my fellow men with.
out thought of compensation"
NONSENSE! If you ever get that
much money your fellow men will
regard you with fierce suspicion as
representative of big business
Washington Star. ..
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1916-11-03
Jude Johnson's Surrender.

Jude Johnson was overcome by the
heat this afternoon while working in
his garden, and has turned over all Of
his garden interests to his wife,
Atchson Globe.
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1916-11-03
Happy.

Mrs. Nextdoor-I suppose your
daughter is happily married?
Mrs. Nagsby-Indeed, she Is. Why,
her husband is actually afraid to open
his mouth in her presence.-PrincetoD
Tiger.
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1916-11-03

Many man has his hands open to
receive the girl of his choice only she
objects to going into the hands of
receiver
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1916-11-03
A Sad Case,

II suppose your baby sister cries
now and them" asked one Of the
neighbors.
"Cries!" said Mary "Why, she just
seems to look on the dark side Of
things all the time!"-Exchange.
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1916-11-03

He's away on his vacation,
That most important man,
Funny how the shop keeps open,
Without his brain to plan!
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1916-11-03

Lady" said Flooding Pete. have
you got any cold vittles?"
Yes, I'll give you some If youll do
4 little work"
Il was merely askin as a matter of
scientific inquiry. How do you man.
age to keep 'em cold?"
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1916-11-03
Just So.

"Why do you call yourself ton
serial artlst?"
Its this way" explained the bar
ber. And then he went on to illustrate
with few cuts.-Pittsburg Post.
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1916-11-03

That shooting of police by police in
Chicago was uneventful. They didn't
hit a single innocent bystander.
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1916-11-03

President Wilson was downed by
dinner. Even old man Huerta bit off
more than he could swallow.
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1916-11-03
Putnam Fadeless Dyes do not
stain the hands.
Classified,

Whenever we see man who wears
a big, flashy diamond ring we expect
to hear him say them kind" and has
went t"-ChiCago Record-Herald
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1916-11-03

Ice men are threatened with arrest,
But the charges will probably melt
away before they get into court.
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1916-11-03

YOUR OWN DRUGGIST WILL TELL you
Try Murine Eye Remedy for Red, Weak, Wutery
Just Eye Comfort. Write for Book OF the Eye
By mail Free. Murine Eye Remedy Co., Chicago.
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1916-11-03

A business will not push forward
unless 1t is well backed.
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1916-11-03
Her Weak Point,

Had to get rid of my stenogra.
pher."
Wasn't she speedy enough at die
tation?"
Eyes; but it took her all day to
sharpen lead pencil. Dallas News.
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1916-11-03

single sausage for ham order. RSre Is
where Substitution gets a good start When
q clerk attempts TO hand you a substitute
for 5. 5. 5. he will tell you . pretty story.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1916-12-23
BRIDGE FOR MRS. HALL
Col and Mrs. Knox Entertain at
Party.

Mrs. Archibald Hall. who is stay
ing at the Grafton. was the guest OF
honor at bridge party which Col.
and Mrs. T. T. Knox gave last night
at the Westmoreland. The other
guests were Mr.. and Mrs. Frederick
Efhnger. DR.. James Duncan Gate
wood. Mr.. and Mrs. John Richie. Mrs.
Mason Blunt. Miss Virginia Dorsey,
Capt and Mrs. Francis Clark. and
Robert Stocker, naval constructor, u.
8. N. and Mrs. Stocker.
-
Mrs. William e. Male will enter
tain an interesting company of six
teen at dinner on the evening OF De-
cember 30. at her home In Braddock
Heights, near Alexandria. Va. In COM
pliment to DIR. Anderson, OF Rich
mond.
Lieut.. and Mrs. Mason Young will
he at home at their apartment In the
westmoreland on Christmas after
noon.
Mrs. Russell Harrison entertained
at n luncheon OF sixteen covers today
for her son. william Henry Harrison
Sd. Later In the afternoon Mrs. Har-
rison took the party to the matinee.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1916-12-23

the last Inauguration, has not yet
been determined. f...!sl N.l
VIII Take No Part.
The National American Woman Suf-
frage Association, the non-miiitant of
tho two organizations, WIN take no
part In the demonstrates" II was
announced today. gG.atrl.4hs
Recent, ,"n,iIitsnt. tsrtics sof the
Congressional UnionJ particularly the
unfurling OF a suffrage banner In the
halls of Congress. are believed TO have
dissuaded the larger organization
from repeating their parade Of four
years ago.
wish To Make Distinctiep.
This. II was said. fs to prevent any
possible chasing OF the N. A. w. a. in
the "beiligerent class"
When Informed OF the action of the
Congressional Union is planning ian
impressive demonstration" It was
stated at the American woman's SUI.
frage Association headquarters:
"welI. then you can say definitely,
we shall take no part, and hold no
demonstration whatever"
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1916-12-23
Two new BUDS BOW
TO SOCIETY TODAY


Mr.. and Mrs. Leroy futile will give
tea dance at the Playhouse this
afternoon to introduce their daugh-
tiers, the Misses Adelaide and Mar
garet futile, to their hosts OF Wash
ington friends. '
The two little buds, who will re.
ceive with their mother, will be
gowned alike In dainty frocks of
white tulle over silver tissue, girdied
with silver and made with n graceful
garniture OF silver lace. Each will
carry an armful OF fragrant blossoms
to give a touch OF color to costumes
at once girlish and picturesque. Mrs.
TuttIe's gown is OF black velvet and
gold lace.
Mrs Montgomery Blair, Mrs. John
81. Biddle, Mrs. Gilbert NJ. Hitchcock
and Mrs. walter Mclean will preside
at the tea table. Mrs. Mclean reach
ed Washington from Norfolk this
morning and is visiting Mr.. and Mrs.
Tuttle.
Bevy Of Assistants.
The charming bevy Of young girls
who will assist In welcoming the
guests will include the Misses Edith
Miss Ellen Johnson, Miss Anne Hop.
kins. Miss Janet Heron. Miss Louisa
Hoar, Miss Margaret Clark, Miss
Roberta Wiley. Miss Cecilia Mccall
lum. Miss Margaret Fahnestock, Miss
Lydia Chaplin, Miss Anita Henry and
Miss Ruth Sturtevant.
Room Chsrminsiy Decorated.
The reception room at the Play.
house IL charmingly decorated with
pink roses and palms and smilax, ar.
ranged as a background for the guam
titles OF lovely bouquets sent the two
popular debutanter.
In the ball room everything In sug-
gestive OF the Christmas season. This
evening Mr.. and Mrs. futile Will give
a dinner at the Chevy Chase for their
daughters. the members OF the receiv.
Ing party and a number OF young
men.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1916-12-23
Hostess ut Luncheon.

Miss Mary Duncan Gibson; daughter
of Mr.. and Mrs. Richardson Gibson,
was hostess at a prettily appointed
luncheon today at her home, In Nine
teenth street.
The guests were Miss Josephine
Broome, Miss Cecilia McCallum, Miss
Marcia Chaplin, Miss Mary Helen, Miss
Peggy Martin, Miss Eleanor Peckham,
Miss Isabel Peil, Miss Anita Henry.
Miss Eleanor Fits, Miss Jane Burritt,
Miss Mary Frances Burritt, Miss Ruth
stiles, Miss Teresa James, Miss May
Barber, Miss Lucia Barber, Miss Mar
garet Crbsson, Miss Beatrice Mailan,
Miss Margaret Smith, Miss Marguer-
eta wooley, Miss Abigail Harvey,
Miss Helen Tucker, Miss Lindsay
Wood, Miss Delphine Heyl. Miss Mary
Hill, Miss Eugenia Bankhead, Miss
Taiulsha Bandhead, Miss Clara EN-.
DRY, Miss Margaret Devereux, Miss
Margaret Wright, Miss Jean Raynor'
Miss Teresa Hall, Miss Catherine But
Ter, and the Misses Chiffon.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1916-12-23
NATIONAL PARK MEETING
Secretary Lane to Make Opening
Address on January 2.

Secretary OF the Interior Lane will
make the opening address at a con
ference on national parks the morn
ing OF January =.
Beside the educational and recrea'
tional uses OF parks, the preservation
OF animal life In the parks devoted 10
this purpose will be discussed. IL Is
expected that some OF the most dis
tinguished scientists In the country
will be present at the conference.
One OF the main objects OF the con-
ference, II Is thought, will be to urge
that the Grand Canyon and Mt. Nc
Kiniey be included In the national
reservations, and that Seauoia aPrk
be enlarged.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1916-12-23
WOMEN PLANNING
MARCH 5 PARADE
Suffraglsts Decide to Stage
Impressive Demonstration
Before Inauguration.

President wilson's second inaugural
will be preceded by a great three-day
convention Of woman suffragists in
Washington, Il was announced at the
Congressional Union for woman's
Suffrage here today.
An Impressive demonstration OF
rome Sort" will be held on the I'd of
March--the Saturday preceding the
inaugural ceremonies. whether this
demonstration will take the same
form of the great suffrage parade of
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1916-12-23
SHOPPING FAILS TO
HURT REAL ESTATE
Volume Of Trading More Than
Double That Of Week Pre-
,ceding This.

'coi tbthtc tThuink uIu not suffer-
from Christmas shopping this year.
and while the number of deals II
slightly below that of last week, the
volume OF trading moro than doubled
the activity OF the second week of
December. The weeks loans again
exceeded tho million dollar mark.
In the corresponding week OF 1915
only 122 trades wero reported in
which we're involved 200 lots. During
tho past six days the brokers com
pleted 100 deals, In which were com
prised b24 parcels.
Northwest property was I'm highest
demand during the week and q total
OF $50 lots changed owners In this
section. Southwest was In second
place with ia lots sold, an unusual
number for this locality. The out
lying suburbs ranked third, with sew
enty parcels. and was followed by the
near-urban district with forty-eight
lots. In both northeastern and south.
eastern sections thirty-one lots were
conveyed.
TIVE 100000 Sales
Two sales involving considerations
In excess Of 100000 each we're
tuesttu OUTING the Weeh
The Hendrick of-ice building at 73f
Fifteenth street northwest. was pur-
chased by william II. walker at O
property was purchased from the
Commerce Building Company and
fronts about fifty feet with depth
OF $50 feet. II 10 improved by a four
The other large deal involved the
Warren apartments at Euclid and
Champaign sweets. The Aionzo o.
Bliss Company added u 60 its long
list OF holdings OF such properties.
John l.. Warren took In part pay
ment three houses In Sixteenth street,
one In Kentucky avenue southeast,
and several county properties. The
sale was subject TO q trust for f1Oo.-
900 but the purchase price was not
announced.
100000 Iavesn.est.
One OF the largest deals OF recent
months I'm near.urban property was
concluded during the week when
Mrs. Charles w. wetmore. wife OF q
New York capitalist. purchased more
than an acre OF land from the Massa-
chusetts Avenue Heights Syndicate.
with tho home 90 be built the In.
vestment will total more than $780,
600. u IL stated. The land fronts
2A2 feet on Rock creek drive 81 teet
on woodland drive ana ifo teet on
Normanstone drive. The We,mores
viii occupy the property as a resi-
denee.
~ a.. 80. ana Filth
street northwest, bought by Ernest
cherrington OF Laura N Matthews'
ana ~ Ino,sna s ,,, no
'''''n W '''
Buys In q street.
Jobn ID Carman sold n house In q
.,s-, - .,,,h .,,.., %
,,.,
Marie klocrewski. ana ouIa'nh
street noIthweN, oetwsen ,s
ana seventh sfeee'' va" so'' -
saIomon.
The largest loan secured aurIns VIC
week was Tor sfso,oVv. ana wss nsao
through the Union Itust Sompss'
The money IL TO De USED oy ,he Zen
trail building company IN We ereS
ton or It's new ouiee puhuns ~
Eighteenth street fehhsyiNAs
money was advanced by the Fidelity
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1916-12-23
Ceremony at Home Of Brides
Parents In S Street to Be
Quite Simple.
SMALL COMPANY INVITED
Reception to Follow at WASH
ington cIub-coupIe to
Leave This Evening.

Al the marriage OF Miss Marian
Ethel Norris, daughter of Mr.. and
Mrs. william II. Norris, TO DIR. Mel
son Clark Dale. which will be sol
emnixed at AIS o'clock today, tho
ceremony will be quite simple.
It will take place I'm Mr.. and Mrs.
Norris apartment at 1882 s street In
the presence OF n small company OF
relatives and close friends, and will
be followed by n reception at the
Washington Club. TO which a number
OF other guests have been asked.
simple Decorations.
Tho little drawing room. whore the
service will be held. IL simply dec.
few cut flowers.
Miss Katharine Speer. a close friend
OF Miss Norris. will play the wedding
marches, and the Rev. DIR. Wallace
Radcliffe, pastor of the New York
Avenue Presbyterian Church, will OF.
ficiate.
The bride, who will be given IN
marriage by her father. wills be un.
attended.
Brides Gown.
She will wear a charming costume
OF white satin made on simple lines.
The skirt, which n cut fairly short,
has a panel train OF satin. and there
II a little iridescent trimming on the
skirt as well rs on the bodice. Tho
long flowing sleeves are of tulle. and
the bodice IL caught at tho waist line
by tiny spray OF orange blossoms.
She will wear a bandeau across her
e.. = a..Nl
and there will be wee clusters OF
orange blossoms at the back OF the
tulle cap. she will carry n shower OF
white sweet peas.
Reception Afterwsrd-
~ tho reception the bride and
bridegroom and Mr.. and Mrs. Norris
viii receive the guests, the brides
mother wearing q handsome costume
NJ black tulle made over orchid color
and silver and trimmed with silver
lace.
The drawing rooms OF the wash.
ington Club are decorated with fra.
grant pine boughs and other Christ.
mas greens, and a cluster OF tall
palms marks the spot where the bridal
centerpiece OF white roses and
quantities OF roses are used I'm tho
drawing rooms and the ball room.
Aiding Hostess. o..
Mrs. George. r. Becker win serve
punch: Mrh Wallace Radcliffe and
Mrs. John Dean Hall viii do the
honors at the tea table, and others
who will assist are Mrs. Morris Shep-
pard, Miss Martha Birnie. Miss Ka
tharine Speer, Miss Nancy Gordon
Jones. Miss Jane Austen. Mrs. Nathan
Nannakee. Miss Margaret Dale. and
Miss Ellen Roach. Miss Dale, OF
Springfield. Mass, sister OF the bride.
groom, and his brother.in.law and
sister, Mr.. and Mrs. Nannakee. whose
home In In Williamson, West Va,
came 20 Washington especially to at
tend the wedding. Miss Roach also
came over from Baltimore for the oc'
casion.
To Leave Tonight.
When Mr.. Dale and his bride leave
washington this evening for their
wedding trip, the latter viii wear a
becoming costume OF green vefoue,
made with collar and cuffs OF taupe
fox, and a small black hat trimmed
with champagne colored ostrich tips
They will make their home at Clin'
ton, N. Y, where they will arrive In
time for the reopening OF Hamilton
College, January 4. DIR. Dale holds
the chair of geology at Hamilton
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