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Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1916-10-27
BENSON ADVOCATES
EMBARGO ON GOODS
Tells Elk City Audience
This Is the Only Way
U. S. Will Prosper.

ELK CITY. Okla, oct. 25.--In an
ADDRESS before a crowd estimated AZ
four hundred here tonight Allan G
Benson, Socialist candidate for presi-
dent. declared the country was not
enjoying prosperity today and on ac~
count of the present high cost OF Nv
ing advocated an embargo to be
placed on all American products. "lf
the Socialists were in power" Mr..
Penson said, this would be brought
about by tho use of the United States
navy II nece ssary." Mr.. Benson
charged that the high price OF wheat
ard other farm products was due to
spoculators exporting II from tho
country.
1r opening his speech Mr.. Benson
criticised the present administration
fCr passing the bill granting tho gov.
ernment power to draft men into the
army under certain conditions. Mr..
BENSON said that under Socialistic
r. gime, the question Of drafting men
into the army would be left to vote
Oi the people.
Mr.. Benson charged the Republican
candidate with being without an issue
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1916-10-27
READY FOR GOOD
ROADS DRIVE NOW
Permanent Organization of OzarK
Trail Committee Was Made
Yesterday.

permanent organization of n Tulsa
ozark trails committee was perfected
at II meeting in the Chamber OF Com
ineTce yesterday morning when CYRUS
Avery was elected president of the
committee. with j. NJ. Berry as treas
urer and Clarence b. Douglas as seds
retary.
IL was the sense of the officials in
executive session that y. Bee Guthrey
po selected as road overseer nj n
salary of $500 month. II is sup-
sestod that with the fund of s5.O0O
winch the local committee intends 10
raise, that good roads valued nj
s2OO,00O can be, secured and main
talned IN Tulsa county.
Az the meeting yesterday morning
tl.oOO was pledged of tho $4,000 Of
thls amount the Union National bank
contributed $3.50, the Central Nationni
Dank $3.50. the Exchange National
bank y2bO and Cyrus Avery a like
amount. 'N'
Immediate action will no ta,,en h,,
me committee to secure the remain,
ing $4,000 which has been nledeed
Tor the construction and maintenonce
OF highways in conjunction with tbo
ozark Trails association proiact in
Tulsa county. IA
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1916-10-27
WON'T MENTION
WILLS TO DYING
Episcopalian Deputies Take
Stand Against Former
Practice.

ST. LOUIS. Oct. 25.-Clergymen OF
the Protestants Episcopal church
VIII no longer advise dying persons az
10 the disposal of their property. IL
the house of bishops concurs in an
action taken in the house OF deputies
OF the church general convention in
session here today.
This action would eliminate from
the prdyerbook the direction to min
listers to urge dying person who has
not disposed of his goods. To make
MS wiIl. declare his assets and lianiI-
i'les for the better disCharginr of
ms conscience and The quietnoss of
lis executors"
Tho house of deputies adopted for
inc first timc in the history Of tho
Church a prayer for the dead.
Leaders of the convention SAID the
"haneing sentiment Is a direct result
or the great death toll in Europe.
mat the United States flag should
occupy prominent place in every
Protc cstant Episcopal church In the
country was urged by speakers at a
JOINT session on missions OF the houses
OF the convention today. A resolution
dlrtcung clergymen 20 display with
IN their churches national flag and
rglng that the stars and stripes fol-
low the cross in church Drocassions
AS offered, but tho time for the IN
PRODUCTION of new business having ux-
pred, was tabled.
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1916-10-27
Telephones:
For All Departments Call
60O0
Oklahoma Republican Ticket. 1916.

For Pyesidcrt Charles l. Hughes
Ior Vice Fre.Ii dent trarles " Fairbanks
lOr Pfetdrntal Elrtior len to bl
t.ecicdl William : Eel. J c Deutou. j. Il
bckIcs LoEsn q. a. 'niih. ! Jones. h A.
-rwe Charles Linrg.n McGulfe. W.rt Ran
dolpt J. X. Rescle. George " sutton.
fcr Cos gree tsmSu first district J. A.
Chaudls Ninua. Second district Henry
NArd. iahlequaA. Third district. Grafton >
NeNay, POieau. Fourth district. Jane, T.
pretnsA, WewUks fifih district George ID.
Oodson, Oklahoma t.J Sixth district II II
INA L. Levo! seytltt d!strict T. W .ones.
y, NeAtheriqrd, Eghth disiret D,e. ..
For Justice of Ssprem, Couri-tTwo T.
DC elected Horace speed. Iuls. H,nry
For Judge Of Criminal Court Of AppsAl.-
ntnrN NJ. tray, Oklahoma city.
For Corporation Commiis0acr lLouf tsrm)
tflrk A faTkinsoa. l.wtou.
Tor Corporation touuiAsoner tShort term
James j.. Br0wr. Oklahoma CITY
F1f state Representative, TuIsA County
II. RoEsr, Glenn Condor
ftf County Judse Charles \ simon.
Ior county Attorney &C r BaIdwin.
To- sheriff William NcCulIoukh
tef county C.erk Fred LyUde
for Court Clerk Bailey L. Bel
fof county Treasurer Claud sampl.
fvf county ANtss0r-E \ North
r9r county surtyor II Hendron
Tor supsr!nitudtni Fable schools - Nr,
iesitr NNbHuks
. foL County CommitsonerI- di,,l-,
p1b hsriln; Second district c. Y. 6upp-,
mn district u. a Nilkon
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1916-10-27
COULDN'T GET
IN THE SAFE
Would-bc leSgs Give Up In Attempt
10 Wrstk Strong Box OF Tulsa
OIL Concern.

The merchants police and regular
patrolmon failed Tuesday night to
hear safeblowers as they worked away
at the safe in the offices of the New
England Oil company 325 Robinson
arcade
Several hundred dollars in checks
had been placed in tho strong box by
thu cashier of the company and the
office was closed for the evening.
Whom the officials arrived early Wed
nesdsy morning il was found that me
door had been priod from the hinges,
the combination knob had been beaten
from the door and every attempt made
10 get at the contents
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1916-10-27
SUES FOR HUSBANDS DEATH
Mrs. Laura Cotton Wants $50. 900
From j. B. Braqossa.

Suit for 100000 damages for ,bo
death of her husband was filed in tho
district court yesterday by Mrs. Laura
Cotton against J. Il. Bragosso.
James Cotton, husband of tho
plaintiff. was killed on September is
by an explosion in rock quarry
where he was employed near Garnett'
The widow in her petition sets forth
that the explosion occurred during
blasting operations at the quarry and
that tho customary warning whistle
was not sounded to notify workmen Of
the approaching danger.
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1916-10-27
SAY CARL CREEK BROKE J.It
captured Man Is Said to Be One or
the Okmulgce Bunch.

Carl Creek. who is said TO have az.
caped with a party OF six from tho
ohlhulsee jail last Sunday, was can.
Iured last night at 10 o'clock at the
Frisco depot by Officers Joe Durnn
and Jim Pilkington. '' ''
duran and Pilkington found the
man at the depot waiting for the 10
and took him without n strnryIo ''i,', na
soon as he saw tho barrels OF their
guns. ''io'
Carl Creek is said to have broken
jail twice. The sheriff will arrive this
morning and take him In charge.
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1916-10-27
\ SILENT REVOLUTION.

For ten long yoars we have be,rd
.'emocrats at home declare Okla
loma belongs TO the solid south: and
'eople abroad have been led TO be
leye that
is that true
Oklahoma Bepubllcan, m. tho
most patriotic men Gods sun has
yer shono on; Oklahoma Ropubll-
cans hare shown mote fortitude under
mo most trying circumstances than
IN! people on the face Of the earth
lhey have secs elections stolen be-
'ofe their very eyes. and took the mat
Ter for granted. They have. lnc.,d
81 lntlaming a revolution. looked upon
ne thieves with pity. with a sort Of
Forgive them, Father, they know
not what they do"
In Instances IN state elections. tbero
nave been more Democrats vntcs cast
nan the total registration of Repuh-
leans, Democrats. Socialist probi-
piuonists and independents combined
and when such examples OF ballot.
plunder have been taken 10 Tin. co,,rt.
he guilty parties have been acquitted
'r the cases thrown out of court and
he Republicans haye submitted IN
silence TO the contempt of slauder and
'lurs with u patience that would do
credit TO Lazarus
Republicans hoy tho thousands bovc
gone 10 tho polls after tho nooudey
meal only TO be told thst there was
shortage of ballots, and they have
ost their right of franchise. gone on
'ack homo to the handle OF the plow
nlenuy resrettlng a condition that
vas little above peonaEo i'm Mexico
'r tho poasautry OF Seryia.
Republicans havo seen Democrats |
20 TO the registrar and get ccrtifi- !
'ates 70 vote. and under exactly tho |
amo conditions have been refused tho
constitutional night themselves sighed
silence ana prayed for deliycrauco
rom a crooked c1ardom.
They have seen tho state tr,,sury
ooted time and umo again. until
axes have continued 10 soar untu
bordering on couCscauou. and tbov
nave been refused a vote In order TO
'emedy the evil; and have had their
'otes stamped under the iron heel OF
political trcachcry after thcy had
icon cast
They have soon forty thousand
'oncst Republican voters property
'Wnors-refused tho ballot. and hayo
cen criminals FOR inumidauug voters
Who were convicted IN "a federal court
" jurleS Of their peers pardonod by
Democratic president.
Yhoy have seen this state in olrht
years 70 deeper and deeper IN tho
oils Of bonded Indebtedness, and seen
.olsted upon the taxpayers thousands
II superfluous office holders drawing
salaries which they had
Q pay and had no vote 10 put a stop
o II.
They have had Haunted IN their
aces initiated bills that would dis.
ranchiso practically every member Of
he party. and they have suffered po-
iucally more humiliation than the
ews that were driven across tho ST.
erlan sands
They have seen tho registration
ooks closed and seon thousands OF
egistration certificates afterward Is
ned that went into tho hands Of
democrats to be voted at the polls In
ealing elections. and they have boon
owerless 70 prevent It, knowing tho
'urts Of the state would give them h
D relief. ~
They hav. seen ballot boxes held IA,
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1916-10-27

The Ellis Opera company will ar
rive in Tulsa in Il special train OF
night Pullman cars over the lines Of
the Katy railway, arriving at o'clock
Monday morning, October 80. 1t will
come direct from Fort Worth, Texas.
Leaving II will take the Frisco at
o'clock in the morning. Wednesday.
November /.
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1916-10-27
Transportation Talk

Taking office Immediately In Mus
kogee II. -. Earl has been appointed
general uperntendent of the Midland
Valley railway. He succeeds w. L.
Greene who resigned. Earl has spent
many years in the railroad game and
has been, until the present, general
superintendent OF the Cotton Belt rail-
road at Mount Pleasant. The office Of
general superintendent is one of the
most important on the railroad, being
only under the general manager in
power.
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1916-10-27

With Frank Greer presiding the
Lions club will hold It's weekly meet
Ing today noon IN the grillroom of
Hotel Tulsa. Two members will make
addresses and important business will
he taken up.
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1916-10-27

s. w Barnes. secretary OF tho Sa-
pulpa x oil Fields railways, and w. A.
Moore, traffic manager Of tho Pan
American Refining company. took a
trip out in the country looking over
several oil wells and also tried out a
couple of new shotguns. Barnes will
return to his headquarters at Kansas
City this evening.
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1916-10-27

Il. II. Chenowith, chief clerk from
the office of the assistant general
freight office at Chicago, left Mt noon
yesterday for his headquarters
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1916-10-27

Tho Midland Valley railway an
nounces that the motor service opened
up between here and Muskogee has
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1916-10-27
City News in Brief
JOHN F. HAYDEN is an operative
patient In a local hospital.

patient in local hospital.
-
a MARRIAGE LICENSE wos Is
tued Yesterday to Charles l.. Nlcbols
nnd Miss Gertrude McLain. both OF
Tulsa.
AT THE HALLOWEEN party for
/ me boys OF the Y. NJ. G. A. held noxt
monday every game which can be
Pia!eu Will DO on hand for the boys.
! fotrcHhmcnts, cold drinks, fruit nuts
and candies will be given
BUilplNG PERMIT for a garaRe
al the corner Of Sixth and Main was
taken out yesterday at the huildinp
inspectors office. The buiId,ne ~ 20
be two stories and will cost approxi-
inateiy $4,000. Dickinson & Thomas
are tho contractors
=
FINAL AUTHORIZATION for the
ofecuon of four moro stories 10 the
I&hce building was given yesterday
IN the permit issued at the building
inspectors office. The improvements
nre TO cost $4,000 and construction
"ofk Is already under way
=
HENRY A. BECK. advance agent Il
Martha" the we'll known comic
opera, was In Tulsa yesterday arrung-
ing with Harry c. Bradshaw, manager
OF the Grand opera house, the final
details for tho presentation OF the
opera in this city ON Wednesday No
vember s.
A GENERAL MEETING of nll the
troops of the BOY Scouts Of Tulsa will
pc held at 1880 Friday evening at the
!. VI. &. A. In order TO get all the
members together and plan for the
coming season. There are six troops
IN the city and about twenty mem bers
to each.
FROM THE EFFECTS OF an opera
uon FOR appendicitis 1T a local hospi-
tai Mrs. Nina Pittman died yesterday
rorDing Her body was shipped 10
Chattanooga on tho 330 train y.stor-
day afternoon by Mowbray, unfertnk-
ers Her husband. L. l.. Pittman. hqs
been a conductor on Tho Frisco for
leycrsl years.
=
SEVERAL WELL KNOWN oil mon
reg'gtercd at the Hotel Tulsa yestor-
dap Among the number were John |
Anderson. New York. +. L. Craig ST. |
Louis; NJ. J. sullivan, Independence, |
and +. l. Miller o, Oklahoma City |
Franz Phillips banker OF Bartlos- |
vile was also Yi7itor
At TIE SECOND GAME Of tho
season OF the "Y" bowling league the
Producers defeated the Acmes two
games out OF three The Acmes OBJ
tained more total pins in the three
games than the Producers. The
scores are: First game. Producers
66s, AcmeJ eco: second game. Pro
ducers 695. Acmes 694; third game,
Producers 6s4. Acmos IA.
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1916-10-27

j. l., jacobson, travelling frelght
agent of the n. c. g. ST. L., returns
today TO Kansas City.
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1916-10-27

Walter Madison. travelling freight
agent OF the Frisco, left yesterday aft
ernoon for Kansas City.
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1916-10-27

j. J.. Rogerman. southwestern pas
senger agent of the b. & o. S. w. from
st. Louis, has been In the city for u
couple OF days.
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1916-10-27

o. II. MoCarty. district manager
from sapulpa of the Frisco. is In town
today.
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1916-10-27

The Cloverleaf railway was repre-
sented in the city yesterday 81 H.
E. Henney. travelling freight and
passenger agent.
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1916-10-27

The first representative Of the Erie
railway in Tulsa for some weeks ia
G. W. Clark. commercial agent. who
is hero on regular business.
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1916-10-27

Cantaluupcs were unusually fair an
honorable this season Prof Alex
Nansey wants { know what has be-
come o. IN ole time antl-rattlor cuff
buttons?
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1916-10-27

Two travelling passenger agents Of
the New York Central lines wero In
Tulsa yesterday. c. C. Merrill from
Kansas City and c, l.. Holloway from
Oklahoma City.
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1916-10-27

proved a greater success than WIS ex-
pected. The record number OF passen-
gers thus far carried on one train was
176 which left Monday night for
Muskogee.
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1916-10-27

| proved q greater success than was ex.
pected. The record number OF passen.
gers thus far carried on one train was
l75 which left Monday night fol
Muskogee.
For the purpose OF inspecting thirty
! or forty dump cars in operation
around Tulsa belonging to the Rail-
road Construction company at St
Louis, X. RiVett and r. w. Bowler
were in the city yesterday. They are
from the office of j. w. Thompson in
st. Louis.
q. f. Whiteland, superintendent of
the freight loss and damage claims,
VINO was in the city yesterday, reports
that there is only the usual number
OF claims to attend TO and that he ex-
poets TO leave by this evening.
G. w. Huben, manager OF the Sham
rock Cushing Oil 81 Gas Co. was In
the city yesterday looking after the
business OF the company. Huben has
been. until recently, travelling agent of
the Frisco with offices at Sapulpa.
Three cars Of blooded cows and
calves belonging TO f. A. Gillispie ar
rived yesterday. over the lines of the
Katy railroad. There were 32 in num-
Der and will be used for breeding pur-
poses.
NJ. G. Bailey. commercial agent of
tho Texas & Pacific railway, with
at Oklahoma City, has
been doing business in the city for
the last couple of days
r. IT, Howard OF the Frisco office
will leave for Springfield. Mo,
towards the latter end of the week to
visit his parents. He will be gone
for two or three days.
Two travelling passenger agents of
the New York Central lines wero In
Tulsa yesterday. c. c. Merrill from
k2nsas city and G, l.. Holloway from I
Oklahoma City.
The first representative OF the Erie .
railway in Tulsa for some weeks ia
y. w. Clark, commercial agent, who
s hero on regular business
The Cloverleaf railway was repre-
'ented in the city yesterday 81 H
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1916-10-27

T. II. Howard OF the Frisco office
will leave for Springfield. Mo,
towards the latter end of the week to
visit his parents. He will be gone
for two or three days.
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1916-10-27

AT THE HALLOWEEN party for
me boys OF the y NJ. G. A. held noxt
mohday every game which can be
Piayed Will DO on hand for the boys.
hoireshments, cold drinks, fruit. nuts
and candies will be given.
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1916-10-27

a MARRIAGE LICENSE wos is
tued Yesterday to Charles l.. Nlcbol!
and Miss Gertrude McLain. both OF
Tulsa. ~
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1916-10-27

A RUlLpING PERMIT for a garage
al the corner Of Sixth and Main was
taken out yesterday at the building
inspectors office. The building Is to
DC TWO stories and will cost approx
Ihateiy $4,000. Dickinson & Thomas
are tho contractors.
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1916-10-27

NJ. G. Bailey. commercial agent OF
tho Texas & Pacific railway, with
at Oklahoma City, has
been doing business in the city for
the last couple of days.
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1916-10-27

G. f. Whiteland. superintendent of
the freight loss and damage claims,
who was in the city yesterday. reports
that there is only the usual number
OF claims to attend to and that he ex-
poets 70 leave by this eYening.
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1916-10-27

Three cars Of blooded cows and
calves belonging TO f. A. Gillispie ar
rived yesterday. over the lines of the
Katy railroad. There were S2 In num-
Der and will be used for breeding pur-
poses
Judsonia weekly advance., 1916-01-12
Hairs of Rock Plants.

Ill certain issue of the English publication, Knowledge, there is a short paper on the hairs of rock plants, by K. B. Styan. The glandular hairs of the Saxifrage are described. The three types of hairs dealt with are the silky or woolly hairs of the Edelweiss and the like; the stellate hairs which form a felted covering to many leaves, as in Aubretias and Alys- sums, and the glandular, which may occur alone or in conjunction with one of the other types. The hairs are mainly protective against atmospheric conditions, but the glandular hairs may in some cases serve to attract in sects.
Judsonia weekly advance., 1916-01-12
FRUIT LAXATIVE
 FOR SICK CHILD
ACalifornia Syrup of Fius' can't harm tender stomach,
 liver and bowels.

Every mother realizes, after giving her children California Syrup of Figs" that this is their ideal laxative, bepause they love it's pleasant taste a1d it thoroughly cleanses the tender little stomach, liver and bowels with 5ut gripping.
 When cross, irritable, feverish, or breath is bad, stomach sour, look at the tongue, mother! If coated, give a teaspeonful of this harmless fruit laxative" and in few hours all the foul, constipated waste, sour bile and undigested food passes out of the bow els, and you have a well, playful child again. When it's little system is full of cold, throat sore, has stomach-ache, diarrhoea, indigestion, colic-remem- Der, good inside cleaning should always be the first treatment given.
 Millions of mothers keep California Syrup of Figs" handy; they know a teaspoonful today saves a sick child tomorrow. Ask at the store for a 50- cent bottle of California Syrup of Figs" which has directions for babies, children of all ages and grown-ups printed on the bottle. Adv.
Judsonia weekly advance., 1916-01-12
77-7 777 4 NeW Remedy 4

Dr. Eberle and pr. Braithwaite aa well as Dr. Simon all distinguished Authors -agree that whatever may he the disease, the urine seldom fai1S In furnishing us with clua to the pfihct
 ples upon which it is to be treatod. and accurate knowledge concetning the nature of disease can thns be ob- tained II backache, scaldin4 urine CT frequent uriuatton bother or distresn you, or uric acid fn the blood has caneed rheumatism, gout or aciAtica or you suspect kidney or bladder trouble just write pr. Pierce at the Surgical Institute, Bufiaio, N. Ys; send . sample of urine and describe symp. toms You will receive free medical adviHe after pr, Pierce's chemist hae examined the urine this will be care fully done without charge, and you will be under no obligation. pr. Rterce
Judsonia weekly advance., 1916-01-12
Awkward.

An amusing story was told by Mrs. E. Rennie of Harrogate in opening a bazar at Eccleshill. A visitor to a hospital for soldiers was surprised to hear one of the patients being ad- dressed by the nurses by his Christian name, it being customary to address patients by their surnames only. Upon inquiry as to why this distinction was accorded to the particular soldier re- ferred to, the reply received was:
 Well, we can't very we'll call him by his surname"
 But why not?' queried the some what astonished visitor.
 You see" was the overwhelming answer, .his surname is Love, and it's rather awkward-.-Tit-Bi
Judsonia weekly advance., 1916-01-12
He Was Too Candid.

There is a Cleveland man whose business often takes him to New York. He doesn't stay long-two days at the most-but it seems long to his wife. And the other day his wife kicked.
 My dear,' she said, "the next time you go to New York I want you to take me along
 You wouldn't have good time, . he answered.
 Why wouldn't have good time?''
 Because you have such a jealous disposition"
 The next time she's going if she has to travel on different car.- Cleye- land Plaindealer.