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El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1916-09-13

-" YELL, guess III 20 up and
NJ pull them out" said Uncle
Wiggily Longears, the rab-
bit gentleman. as he started away from
his hollow stump bungalow one morn
ing, after Nurse Jane had given him
his breakfast Of pink corn meal with
red orange sauce sprinkled over The Top
Of It
pull what out?' asked the muskrat
lady. do you mean some Of the loose
teeth Of the boy and girl animals
@Oh. no. indeed" exclaimed Uncle
WiggiIv. Though I may have 10 do
that before long Lulu WlbblewoDbie,
Z the duck girl, has loose tooth tnat
ought 10 come out, but she won't let
her father or mother pull it, even II
It Is very simple-like- So may
have TO pull that tomorrow
But Just now" went on the raoolJ
gentleman. 4 am going on over 10
nv farm and pull out the old beans
They are no longer green and tender
as they were when YOU used 10 pull
off the strings cut them up ana Doll
them Now the pods are all dried up
brown and the beans inside are 50
hard that they are like little stones
Tbev are no good and I want to pull
1bsr, mn and throw them away The
bean poles I will pile UP 70 be used
next year
Now don't be foolish Uncle Wig
zily-'' exclaimed Nurse Jane Don {
be foolish
man What do you mean Pulling
up old beans and throwing them away
isn't foolish. IS it,
1t certainly is" the muskrat lady
said. The beans inside the brown
mods are hard. It is true. But they
are nice and white, for now they are
ripe. And by taking them out Of the
mods and saving them-savinE the
white beans. ] mean can bake them
FOR YOUR dinners and suppers this win
ter"
..Ia, That's SOL Baked beans ex-
claimed the bunny uncle. But ! al
wsvs thought baked beans came al
rsadv fixed Now I know better"
So Uncle Wiggily went out on his
farm not far from the hollow stump
bungalow. 70 pull Up the dried string
beans He opened one or two and
surely enough inside the pods were
the white beans.
Nurse Jane was right said Uncle
Tiggily. These beans are worth
rsvfnE" So he got his wheelbarrow
and after pulling up the dried vines
and stacking the poles in a corner, he
wheeled the pods and vines home.
Then he tried to shell the beans.
But IL was hard work The brown pods
mad dried up. and they were not as
easy to crack open as are peanuts
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1916-09-13

Jane and the animal children were
happy. Uncle Wiggiiy ana Nurse Jane
we're happy and the beans were happy
10 be out Of the pods The pods ana
vines made fine bonfire that nf-h-
and they were happy. for they made
% light enough FOR tie animal children
20 pla. about Uncle Wiggilv's farm
50 every one was happy and I hone
you are. too and II the eas man doesn't
take our rubber plant away 20 make
cornstarch pudding for the goldfish
iu the canary birds bath tub. IN Ten
YOU next about Uncle Wiegily and tre.
cucUm ber.-Copyrigh 1915. b,- Mo
CIure Newspaper Syndicate.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1916-09-13

thousands Of persons were we'll condi-
toned
Ethel 7 find that 7 tire very quick
Is IN the water whenever I attempt 10
swim any distance at all 1 am certain
that my stroke tthe breast strokel S.
perfect and 7 am at loss to account for
my "tiredness"
Answer If YOU viii read-or per
haps You have already read my article
on the importance of breathing prop
erty. published yesterday. I am certain
YOU viii overcome this Inconvenience
John H. DO YOU believe in the use
Of life belts. etc.
Answer do and I don't Il is
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1916-09-13

pened just what Uncle Wiesily expect
ed would
The white beans. being trodden on.
popped out Of she tough brown poIs.
auc the beans. being sort OF round.
and the porch being slanting. the beans
rolled down 10 the edge and dropped
being caught ia a Tin dish by Nurse
Jane
Bang, Bang, Eattlety bang went
the beans as the animal children trod
them out Of the pods playing IoLypop
tag all the while.
Every one was tagged 10y every one
else. so every one got a lollypop. Ana
Uncle NlgSily got the beans without
so much work for himself. and Nurse
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1916-09-13
The Daily Novelette,

Never say die is good motto IN
less you happen 20 be an undertaken.
Prof. Simp-
synopsis Of preceding chapters:
Five days out from the MORT Of Vel
lapore- after al stormy weeks fight
against trph'ons. mouss9ns Iuaca-
rooms and hiGh winds. the good ship
bedella suddenly stops in her tracks.
and DO is learned i'm the officers mess
room that there is uutiuy aboard.
SprinEing up from their tribe and
spawkfish- Capt EndtasSeI and his Of
licers draw revOlvers an rush up 70
the muchafter-deck where the en-
tire crew, consisting OF Lascar. Tabas-
GERS, Aalays and Archipeligers are
discovered i'm the middle Of mutinv. \
terrific fight ensues. I'm which two Of
Ilcers are thrown overheard but ia
the end all the live members Of the
crew are put I'm irons The cantaf1
then inquiries the cause OF the mutinv.
and learns that the crew has heard
that the Bedelia is carrying a cargo
ol cats-eye stones cats-eyes being no.
e0Flously unlucky- capt EndtasseI has
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1916-09-13

that my pupils ask than to give further
instructions. so for today / shall turn
this department over to questions and
answers Here are some OF them
NJ J. B: In the formation OF this
class Of amateur swimmers and begin
ners is it your intention to make it a
permanent affair or. what are your
plans with regard 10 it, How many
pupils have you now
Answer: I have every intention OF
making the organization Of a perma-
nent character and L shall always be
at the call OF my II Paso pupils
through the columns Of The Herald I
am always within reach and my ser
vices are at your disposal for advice
and suggestions Whenever I come 10
Fl PasO 1 VIII call a meeting OF all
my pupils and together with The Her
aid arrange meetings. I think that an
amateur organization such as we can
bring into being viii become n power
full force in American athletics ana be
one that can be kept clean and free OF
financial or professional faint When
YOU see a biz. lovely, wonderful nation
like this American union sorely dis
turbed by International conditions
what a fine thing IL would be TO feel
that several thousand or a million
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1916-09-13

read your Beosfv ChGzs eoch 6oS oz6
find them Interesting and hclpfaL NJ
face Is olg1Ost dltodgs broken ouf nth
Psr7pics- ny DIGESTION IS good, so / hare
concluded . naESt be my blood. soo.fId
appreciate Il Il g0u toouLd tel ne some
1hiEo 10 cle1r ny blood One day sso,s
GGCisod reader to make paste Of
-zoIosses and sulphur, 'OsH yoa please tel
ne hOt0F-N. i. T.
RP5g-Gst ten cents worth O. -four OF
sulphur. take half a t1mbier full Of II.
add enough molssses TO i'll tunbler, mix
Thoroughly Take a teaspoonfui three
times day FOR three days, rest three days
repeat rest three more days, repeat This
viii bring out more pinples, then will
clear SKIN entirely
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1916-09-13
Miss KelIermann Invites 100000 Pupils
To Form Organization; How to End Fatigue
Worlds Greatest Swimming
and Paves the Way the Beginning Diving

youus. healthy Americans Of both sexes
stood ready 10 be of direct service in
some capacity or another - their cOun-
try Swimming means development and
good health and healthy. strong. able
girls make capable nurses and healthy
strong, courageous young men are al
ways ready to serve their country. 7
see nothing ominous in sight and i am
not filled with forebodings as TO dan
ger, but I would like TO be the agent o.
instrument through which hundreds of
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1916-09-13

rather hard for me to answer this
question, for the life belt seems to
occupy peculiar position in this coun-
try. ] much prefer the belt
By belt. I mean broad band that
supports you and which i'm turn is held
by a friend who remains at YOUR side
until YOU have mastered the art OF
swimming enough 10 support yourself
iu the water In the case OF the life
belt Won may grow dependent upon u
and It's support and therefore never
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1916-09-13
HOROSCOPE.
Thur-day. september "A. 1916.


4 STEOLoGT reads this as an IN
II fortunate day. Mars. Saturn and
= Uranus are all in evil places. but
.ate IN the evening Venus is friendly.
It is a most unlucky rule for first
r1eetinss between men and women,
whether In social or business life.
Mars seems to forecast agitation
again over military matters An cpl
demic or the spread OF disease may
cause serious discomfort.
Uranus indicates marvellous improve
ments in aerial navigation and honors
for American inventors. but this is an
unlucky day for experiments
Danger from trolley accidents IS
forecast Wherever electricity is used
peril is increased during this rule. the
scers declare
Saturn exercises malefic power from
early hours today This may affect
anything that comes from the earth.
whether vegetable or mineral products
Events that viii cause the world 10
believe anew I'm miracles are prophe-
sled for the next few months
a reign OF brOtherly love is supposed
10 be near with the new cycle of the
world. but this viii come slowly. Eli
rope setting many a lesson for this
Great fires are proEnosticated in two
large cities These may be attended
with horrors that cause new interest
~ safety NralNr--
There are signs read as foreshadow-
ing the prevalence Of strange crimes
and the increase of certain forms OF
degeueracy as precursors Of day
when the world viii be purified
Before a year has passed the rise Of
a new school OF literature viii be rec
oEuized. 4 great novel viii be writ
ten by an American. probably by a
Persons whose birthdste it is may
have d year Of anxiety. They should
run no risks personal or financial
Children born on this day may have
many Gibbs and floods Of fortune.
They may he TOO impulsive 10 be al
ways successful in business affairs
Copyright. 1915. by the Mcclure
Newspaper Syrdicate.l
them an freed ana takes them into the
ships hold.
Conclusion
40 FE-' said the gallant captain
with a sweep Of his arm "the
~ cargo consists exclusively OF
loose dynamite. sulphur matches and
fireworks
Much relieved. the crew called Of !
the mutiuy. and the cruise was resumed /
amid general rejoicing.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1916-09-13

HALF TEE CURE Of an i'll is knowledge
Of its origin. Nine-tenths OF the
cause Of most Ills is a congested colon,
OF insufficient bowel movements.
Doctors of a generation or two back
bled every patient irrespective OF his
troublesome carrying it to the eX-
tent Of bleeding men already dying
Of open wounds. Their idea was that
most people oyer-eat, their blood be
comes too rich and thick, and let
ting a little of it would relieve the
blood congestion No wonder the
doctors were called leechesi
Back Of them, again, was the
school Of medicine that gave laxative
herbs for every trouble-their idea
was far more sane People oTer-ate,
especially in the matter Of meats
TO get them well they needed nothing
but q physic. Finally, all medicine
came to be called ''physic" and doc
tors eventually physicians. At least.
SO one OF my Old school books told
me-
To-day We have discovered that
disease q produced by germs-that
the cloEyed colon, filled with poison
Gus waste from the body, is an ex-
cellent hatchery for these germs.
This Is a subject / write upon fre-
quently because it is the basic fact
Of constructive beauty work A body
must be clean and pure internally,
or it can never be sweet and beaUti-
full on its surface If you wish a
clear. beautiful skin, in place OF a
lined and sallow one, you must have
an absolutely clean colon Many
women who believe they are well
regulated this way have been found
to have collected poison and waste
for years in the colon, matter that
became stuffed in bend Of this long
tube, that poisoned the blood passing
through it If you are seriously try
ing to make yourself more beautiful
give yourself one hot anema a day
for an entire month-this viii flush
out every bit OF matter that may
have collected. Then watch careful
II against the evil OF constipation.
Questions and Answers
FE Soz please tel ne schot 70 $50 70
set I'd Of bIoolhe1dS and pinPIesF Let
We thGnk goa tn GdUoHce.-P. 8.
RepIF-Read and observe ne Chat
printed above in addition, don't eat too
much nest. avoid candy and pastry. take
4 daily hot bath Buy some liquid green
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1916-09-13
Beauty Chats eyE9e M Kent F2z=2q
Causes Of HOmelmess

soap, rub the suds into the face wash out
with hot water. and rub a piece Of ice
over the face 20 close the pores You
viii notice an Improvement from the start
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1916-09-13

keep II stirred over the fire until it
thickens. but do not let il boil: add one
envelope of Eeiatine. then pass II
through a hair sieve. let il cool add a
quarter of a pound OF bIanched and
pounded pisrachio kernels. and a tea
spoonful OF vanilla essence and then
freeze When partly frozen add a cfiD
n whipped cream. Serve in cantaIoupe
shell and caruish the dish with green
leaves Tomorrow reamcd Goldfish
and Sapghetti.-Copyrigh 1915. Inter-
national News Service
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1916-09-13

sain the confidence YOU would If sup
ported by the band.
have sorted and answered these
questions because ! felt that they IN
way covered the others that ! have
been receiving. ] wish TO thank all OF
YOU who have written TO me for your
j. ters- They have made me happy.
I shall answer others in a few days.
] want YOU All TO keep hard AT it so
that when 7 pay you q visit we viii
arrange a swimming gala and have q
real good time and If Won all take mp
the idea Of this organization seriously
We VIII have many good times and
later on a real. bona fide swimming
meet and competition for cup So
work hard TO make yourselves perfect.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1916-09-13

the AieleA win plsllclllO Ice cream
Take two cups Of cream. one-haif
cup Of sugar. and SIX yolks Of eggs.
Put the cream over the fire let il
come to a boil. and then pour it on
10 the sugar and yolks in bowl am
mix we'll Return 1t to the pan and
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1916-09-13

Tomorrow: Miss Kellermann will
begin her diving lessons. All swim
ners envy the graceful. skilled
diver. Miss kelIermann says she
can easily teach YOU diving in these
ieSsOns-and then proves that she
can Don't miss the next few ar
ticlcs.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1916-09-13
Article No. IG.
By ANNETTE KELER,IAN,

Article No. 1G.
By ANNETTE KELERMANN.
International Record Holder and star
of the William Fox Sf-0OO.OOO Film,
- Daughter of the Gods
= HAVE received a raft Of communi-
cations from numbers Of the An
Il nette Kellermann pupils. consider
it more important to answer questions
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1916-09-13
Questions and Answers

FE7 Soz please tel ne sshct 70 $50 70
set I'd Of bIocthe1fs and pinpIesF Let
We shG1k goH il GdUoEcs-P. s.
RepIF-Read and observe ne Chat
printed above: in addition, don't eat too
much nest. avoid candy and pastry. take
4 daily hot bath Buy some liquid green
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1916-09-13

.tVV TELL. I guess III 90 up and
M pull them out" said Uncle
Wiggily Longears. the rab-
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1916-09-13
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El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1916-09-13
Pistachio Ice Cream
By CoNsTANCE CLAR1E-

4 NEW ana attractive way Of
y serving cantaloupe Is TO haIve
- II, remove the seeds, and fiji
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1916-09-13

Never say die is good motto IN
less you happen 20 be an undertaken.
Norwich bulletin., 1916-09-29
THE WAR PRIMER By National Geographic Society

"Giurgevo, the Rumanian border city from which the Bulgarian town of Rutschulz, on the south bank of the Danube, was bonbarded recently, is
 the center of trade between the two countries in peace times and is the
 southern terminus of the first railroad
 built in Rumania, (1S69), the line run ming to the capital, Bucharest, 40 miles to the north. With Smarda, two and a half miles distant, it is the Danube port for Bucharest and for ali the rich corn-land which lies between the two cities,' says today's war geo. graphy bulletin of the National Geo. graphic Society.
 Occupying the site of ancient
 Theodorapolis, founded by the Elm peror Justinian and named by him for his famous actress wife, daughter
 of a bear-feeder of the anaphitheater at Constantfnople, the present city of Giurgevo was established by Genoese | silk and velvet merchants of the 14th century who enjoyed the highly pro- htable patronage of the f1nery loving l nobles of this rich agricultural dis trict. The name is derived from Gen. | oa's patron saint, San Gforgio.
 "A short distance north of C4iurgevo there is 9 narrow defile which to Ru- | mantans is one of the most halloWed 1 spots in the kingdom, for here
 Michael the Brave in 1895 made a SLStIlO WIllCn naLlVe nlSCOfldnS com | pare with Thermopylae- A tiny band
 of patriots withstood the onslaughts l Of a Turkish army overwhelmingly | superior in numbers. The Rumanians | achieved a notable victory, their ad- versaries leaving three pashas dead upon the field and the Grand Vizier | himself barely escaping death in the neighboring marshes.
 "In the TurlSo- Russian war of 1771 I the capture of Giurgevo was one of 1 the few successes of the decaying Ot- | toman power.
 Below. this city the Danube widene until 1t is three miles from bank to | bank, while in mid stream are many | islets, oyergrown With willow trees. ! In early sumner the adjacent plains, l presenting most delightful prospect 1 to the eye, are described by one trav- l eler as a never ending succession of
 pasture lands, so rich. so verdant, so luxuriant that one might almost fancy they were the reality of the Indians | dream of Paradise, where the green hu1ting fields have mo anal
Norwich bulletin., 1916-09-29
WHERE MIR. HUGHES STANDS.

Among those who have championed the cause Of eight house is Henry Ford. This is nothing new for 1t is well known that he has put it in force in his big factory with acknowledged success, so that there is reason to suppose that he would be among the large number who uphold the idea. In his latest utterance MT. Ford Says: "The republicans are raising a great roar about the eight hour law and how 1t will hamper business. ' say and I say from experience, not from guesswork-that the eight hour law will help business. Business men and employers who are hostile to the eight hour day do not know their business"
 On the same day. and presumably before Mir. Ford had made his state- ment, for it was delivered to a crowd of workingmen at Canton. O., at eight o'clock in the morning, Charles E. Hughes made it plain that he was not opposing the eight hour day when he denounced the Adamson bill. He said q stood in New York and I stand here for the rights and the just in- terests of labor that we may have a basis for prosperity and stability in the country. want to see reasonable hours of work. I am not opposed to She pr1nclple or an elght-nour day. l am opposed to the Adamson bill be- cause it was not an eight-hour day at all. It was a wage bill pure and simple. My objection to that was not with respect to the increase in itself. That is matter for examination and fair inquiry. My objection to it was the idea of the executive and congress proposing to have legislation put into effect a wage scale without Knowing whether it was right or not and with out any inquiry.
 T stand for the American principles of government; there is no grievance but what can be settled right if you go at it in a fair minded way. want to see in all our dealing an open mindedness, willingness to deal with facts as they are"
 Is there any wonder that MT. Hughes won the cheers and applause of his hearers2
Norwich bulletin., 1916-09-29
Mir. Wilson's Acceptance.

His words are those of 8 special pleader seeking to justify his own record, and he has quite naturally omitted mentioning either the mis- takes he has committed or the things he has left undone. We find no rec ord here of his vacillations and short comirgs in relation to the European war. He does not attempt to defend his complaisance towards the labor unions; he is silent as to his shame ful breach of faith towards the col ored people, his betrayal of the party on the tariff principle, his change Of front on the Tariff Commission, and other issues. There is no hint here of the arrogance with which, without adequate consultation with party leaders, he has single handed changed the historic policies of his party. As if he had had a second thought on the matter of national defence. he barely touches upon the action Of Congress in the field of preparedness" He has put his best foot forward, but he cannot expect that the numerous blunders and disapointments of his Administration will be forgotten.
 When one reads this speech one cannot but regret all the more that MT. Wilson has not lived pto the promise of four years ago, Had he
Norwich bulletin., 1916-09-29
WHERE sAeAN HAS GAINED.

That ehfE country has been playing into the hands of Japan insofar as trade in the Pacific is concerned has been recognized in the result which has followed the enactnen of the sea- mems law. It didn't take that coun- try long to understand the penent which had been put in its way and II made haste to take advantage or It and the result has been only what might have been expected The trans portation business of the Pacific to- day is practically in the control of Japan and what they once get hold Of they are reluctant to let go.
 During the year 1919 there was ex- ported to Japan peace products to the total amount of S5S,00o, 900, but there was carried from United States ports in Japanese ships only s27,000,O00 worth, or just under one half. This country received in imports from Ja- pan during that same year s92,00O,OoO worth of products. of which $5S,e9O,000 worth, or a little more than half. was brought here in her vessels.
 In 1915 the story was different. Dur ing that year our exports to Japan of peace products reached the total of STE, ,000O00 but there were carried by Japanese vessels exports to the total of $149,O00.000. or almost twice the amount destined for Japan. Merchan- disc to the amount of $14S, 100000 was imported from Japan that year, yet freight to the amount of $177,9OO,00 was brought to this country by her ships.
 This shows that in addition to trade with Japan that country has also picked up the transportation business which this country's ship owners have been obliged to abandon, and when it is understood how much cheaper Ja- panese ships can be operated than the American under prevailing laws, to say nothing of the government aid which Japan gives to such enterprises, 1t can be appreciated that that bus mess will be mighty difficult to get back if it ever is. And yet we are supposed to be working for a larger merchant marine. even in normal times.
Norwich bulletin., 1916-09-29

walked to the roadway that leads by the chateau, then faced about and prepared to review the troops. Most of them were new troops, probably few had ever marched by their en- peror before, and it was possible to detect some nervousness. But they paraded in the e-step as bravely and as stiffly as ever did a like set of men on the Tempelhofer FeId.
 The commander made the custom ary adress in which he pledged loy- atty to His Majesty and a firm deter imitation to fight on. His voice rose and fell with emotion, and what he said obviously affected the emperor. The Kaiser answered, in a voice that from distance was hard to under stand though it was silver-clear and more highly pitched than that of his general. The soldiers, however, could hear it, and their faces gloWed as thir emperor thanked them.
 The parade ended as abruptly as ii began. The emperor, hastily donnine his ur-collared cape, sprang back in to his gray limousine and was off.