The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1916-07-28

There was young fellow from
Who came down to Caldwell quite
noisy,
He soon quit it,
Then he beat it.
For Baker headed him back toward
Boise.
know fellow who is simply too
too,
His wife got the worst of it all the
way through,
But then at her grave
He wanted to rave,
And he didn't say much else but
boo hoo.
A young fellow in Caldwell is wax
ing quite hot,
Because there is a hell, and he says
there is not
If he keeps up his gait
He hasn't long to wait
Till he knows, whether he believes
it or not
That farmer young fellow with a
buggy and horse,
Who comes to Caldwell for better or
worse,
And takes a small girl
At night for whirl,
You stop it right now; this fellow
buggy and horse.
There was a man by name of Lakit
He bought a car and DIDN'T break it,
But wiley tried it
In a ditch, she SHE'D it,
And broke the car, which likewise
broke this Lakit.
Peter Piper pumpkin eater
Had car and couldn't keep her.
He repaired it in a garage shop
The sheriff sold it for the bill.
Hired Man, Hired Man, Hired
Man, | am sick at heart The blight
is getting our potatoes, the rain we
our hay, two cows bloated, children
are coughing like blazes and thing:
are upside down and am sick a
heart What can Christian do?" Why
my dear soul, you are in bad shape
You write Just like God had got hi
leg broken, the Holy Spirit had broke
out with a contagious disease ant
that Jesus Christ had gone off t
Jupiter on a fishing expedition. Yo'
feel like the angels had all abdicate'
and that the decree sending the Mas
ter back to the earth had been res
cinded bv Jehovah owing to some &C
: cident that has befallen the general as
sembly in heaven and that genera
criss crosses were going to be tn
order of the day. Go stick your oil
bloated cows good and deep and CIV
the knife a good twist. That will II:
the COW matter. Keep the kiddle
out of the water SO much and tina
will stop their coughing. Wetted ha
: feeds pretty good and your stock won
know the difference, and if they &c
, what of it? The blight will get you
potatoes everytime if you don't &c
good seed, and the correct kind c
ground but potatoes are not all ther
: IS to it, and you can't die until you
time comes, so brace up and watc
the sun rise few mornings and Sc
} his setting at evening | mean for yo
to sit down and watch these two pei
{ formances; don't be running helte
l and SHELTER at work as you do
= either.
Suppose a man lives and nevt
d sins in his life, would he need Chri
n for a saviour?" Not at all. Chri
S came forthe benefit of the sick an
S not for the we'll people. He sa
e they that be whole do not need
It physician" Children go to heave
o when they die, simply because the
" have not sinned, and not because the
is happen to be the offspring of man.
e never saw but one man who elaine
If he had never sinned, and he used
live in Middleton. | went to see hi
about it and told him thatN if
ID could make folks believe it, | wou
get big tent and take him aroul
S, over the country and exhibit him at
dollar a peep, and would have a go
mine and whack up half and half wi
is him on it If you have sinned. or
YOU are going to sin anymore VIII
on this mundane sphere you need
n saviour as sure as you are alive, a
there is one for you, but none OF Il
I'd bosh about never having sinncd
go as legal tender when you are ca
ed up on the carpet at last to ha
in your report card.
II like the Hired man because
don't seem to be solemn about
writings. Do you think Christia
cd ought to go about with long face:
No; think Christian people shot
be joyful all the while, but this g
that some protested Christians get
:. themselves, is a fly trap for a ?!
MS pose. 1t is tangle-foot stuff. 1
genuine smile is what | like 1t con
from the DEPTHS. The grin is artihc
NJ and about as deep as the pan on
blossom of the stink weed. | th
nd Christians should be serious, since
their story is correct, lot of us
ma taking desperate chances. and
who feels that he himself is say
. eternally, can not jump about with
. larious JOY all the while when
a must know that five out OF every