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Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1916-11-23
CONQUERS RhEU ATlSM
IN A VERY FEW DAYS

1t is an established fact that one
half teaspoonful of Rheuma taken
once n day has driven the pain and
agony from thousands of racked. Grip
pied and despairing rheumatics during
the last five years
Powerful and sure; quick acting, yet
harmless; Rheuma gives blessed relief
almost at once. The magic name has
reached every hamlet in the land and
there is hardly a druggist anywhere
who cannot tell you of almost mar-
velous cures.
II you are tortured with rheuma-
tism or sciatica. you can get a bottle
of Rheuma from III. G. Kennedy or any
druggist for not more than SO cents.
with the understanding that II 1t does
not completely drive rheumatic poisons
from your system-money back.
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1916-11-23
MAKING IT PLAIN

Ihe Pure Food and Drug Laws aim
to protect the public by preventing
mis-statements on the labels of prepa-
rations but some people continue to
accept "extracts" of cod Hveys think
ing they will get the benefits of an
emulsion of cod liver oil.
The difference is very great. An
"emulsion" contains real cod hvey oil,
which has had the hearty endorse
ment of the medical profession for
many years, while an "extract" is a
product which contains no oil and is
highly alcoholic.
Scott's Emulsion guarantees the high
est grade of real Norwegian eod Hvey oil,
skilfully blended with glycerine and
hypophosphites. Scott's is free from the
false stimulation of alcohol and is en-
dorsed by good physicians everywhere.
Scott & Bovine, Bloomfield. NJ. lois
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1916-11-23
AUTOS HTr TWO BOYs

Two small boys were brought to
the Harrisburg Hospital yesterday aft
ernoon as results of auto mishaps
Robert Harbaker, s years old of West
Fairview, was struck by n car driven
by Earl Brubaker of Enola. who
brought the injured boy to the hos
pital His injuries were found to be
slight. Arthur Hughes, Is years old
127 Sayford street, alighting from the
rear of truck, stepped directly in
front of an auto driven by A. NJ
Shatto, 1716 Susquehanna street. The
boy was tossed into the air and landed
astride the engine hood. The lad suf-
fered compound fracture of the
right leg.
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1916-11-23
Name Committees For
New Year Celebration

Committees to arrange for the New
Years celebration of the Harrisburg
Mummers' Association were named
last night by President c. Floyd Hop
kins, at an enthusiastic meeting of the
members at the Majestic theater.
The following were appointed to
serve:
Publicity = c. Floyd Hopkins,
chairman; Wellington G.. Jones, Earl
c. White and John p. Guyer.
Parade ~ Clarence O. Backenstoss,
chairman; Robert Buck. IL. S. Eisen-
berger, George w. Conner. Sam T.
Kinsinger, Felix NJ Davis, II. q.
Beck. Samuel n. Hiner Albert ID.
Redman, II. A. Gunderman, II. NJ.
Brooks, j. Grant Hoffman and William
4. Orr.
Finance - Walter L. Montgomery
chairman. Clarence q. Backenstoss
c. Floyd Hopkins, William T.. Orr
Robert Buck, r. Ross Seaman.
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1916-11-23
KELLY WINS OUT

Pittsburgh, Pa, Nov. 90. - Former
Representative NJ. Clyde Kelly, mem
Der of the SiXty-third Congress as a
Progressive Republican will be a
member of the Sixty fifth Congress as
a Progressive Democrat, the com
pletion of the official count of the
Thirtieth Pennsylvania Congressional
district, minus the soldier vote on the
border, showing Kelly victor over
the present Congressman, W. H. Cole
man by $50 votes. The soldier vote
which for this district will be counted
officially tomorrow, gave a plurality
to Kelly in the unofficial canvass.
THIEVES STEAL BLANKET
Not being able to gain an entrance
through the back door of the Myer
Gross store, Seventh and Sayford
streets, thieves slanted brick
through the front window early this
morning and secured valuable
blanket.
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1916-11-23
ELECT FIVE ELDERS

Five additional ruling elders of Mar
ket Square Presbyterian Church were
chosen last night at a congregational
meeting. They are Jesse Z. 3. Cum
ningham, formerly an elder of the
Westminster Presbyterian Church at
Greensburg; John DeGray; L. Willis
Fair. formerly elder of the Presbyter-
ian Church, Salisbury; George w. Reilly
and E. J. Stackpole. The four other
elders are Judge 5. ]. NJ. .McCarrell,
Samuel w. Fleming. j. Henry Spicer and
Edward Bailey.
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1916-11-23
SEEK MISSING MAN

Search is being instituted for John
Noel who was last heard of in this
vicinity. He left his home, 1871 Ninth
street, \. w, Washington, D. c.,
about month ago.
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1916-11-23
WHARTON FRESHMEN ELECT

The first-year class of the Wharton
Extension School last evening elected
the following officers: President, John
Bowman; secretary, Paul Ellenberger;
treasurer, Fred Lyter.
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1916-11-23
DUTCH SHIP SUNK

London. Nov. 24.-The Dutch steamer
Helina from Rotterdam for New York
in ballast has been sunk by mines
in the North Sea, according to n dis
patch from Hull to-day to the Central
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1916-11-23
FRIENDSHIP CLUB
MEETING TONIGHT

The monthly meeting of the Friend
ship and cooperative club for rail-
road men will be held tonight at
the rooms, 307 Market street.
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1916-11-23
TO HOLD STppER

The Mems Brotherhood of St. Mat
laI Methodist Church this and to-mor-
row evenings will hold a church sun
per and hazar beginning at $50 o'clock,
Tor the benefit OF the church building
fund.
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1916-11-23
OYSTER SUPPER AT ST.
MATTHEW'S LUTHERAN CHURCH

The mems Brotherhood of st. Mat
thew's Lutheran Church will hold an
oyster supper in the banqueting room
OF the church, corner of Green and
Seneca streets. this eNeninp
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1916-11-23
BOY'S ARM BROKEN

afternoon in breaking the right arm
of Theodore Bender, II years old of
Dauphin street. A number of small
boys were playing in Hoffman's woods
and one of them jumped on the back
of the Bender boy. He fell on his
aem.
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1916-11-23
HELD ON THEFT CHARGE

Arraigned before Alderman De-
Shong, Lee Lentz, charged with steal
ng pocketbook was held for court
md his bail fixed at $500. Lentz was
'harged with the theft by L. c. Buchle
If HerShey
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1916-11-23
BANK STATEMENTS
BANK STATEMENTS

REPORT of THE C6NpfT1oH OF
CENTRAL TRUST COMPANY, Harris
burg. No. 1890 North Third street. of
Dauphin County. Pennsylvania. at the
close OF business November 18th, 1915:
RESOURCES
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1916-11-23
BANK STATEMENTS

REPORT OF THE CONDITION OF
THE SECURITY TRUST CO., of Harms
burg, Nos. Sc and IS North Third Street,
of Dauphin County, Pennsylvania, at
the close of business November II, 1916:
RESOURCES
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1916-11-23
BANK STATEMENT

REPORT OF THE CONDITION OF
THE MECHANICS TRUST COMPANY
OF HARRISBURG, No. Sol Market
street, of Dauphin County, Pennsylva-
MIA; at the close of business November |
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1916-06-02
Glass WILL.
Graduatn6 Essay Miss Florence May Bonduranf
Commencement Exercises OF ST. Joseph
High School

woes seemed to vanish and we were on
the verge of saying sans Cicero, sans note
books, sans everything but preparedness.
But we have settled the question to our
entire satisfaction. IT'S Wilson and
Preparedness-now and forever"
FIFTH.
To John Peek and Clarence johnson
we wish to leave all our surplus Latin
marks. In the last four years the three
of US have made $751; over the required
amount and we believe that by a careful
application Of these marks these lads may
squeeze through.
SIXTH.
Our appreciation for simplicity of dress,
gained by the power of suggestion in the
Domestic Science Department, we wish
to leave to Marie Ashford and Mollie
Drake. We regret to state that this ap-
probation can only be gained by sitting
on the stools of that department, and
around each stool backache hovers.
The attack begins between five and seven
minutes after You are seated, and turn
and twist as You may, there is no escape.
The periods are only 80 minutes long,
however, and usually one is able to leave
the ache behind. There have been in
stances, however, when the victims were
so appreciative and made such great
"to do" that it seemed unwilling to leave,
and remained until the bell rang for dis
missal, when it fastened back to the
Science room while the victim ran JOY
fully to the basket ball court.
SEVENTH.
To Boyd Bowman, in consideration of
the love of his teachers, which he has
gained by his affable manners and resi-
bility, and in order that this love of his
teachers may not wane, but increase, I'M
til he has gained the position which Ruby
so recently occupied, and perhaps he
may even aspire to bearing the title of
liquid sweetness, Honey" which our
fair graduate 30 often answered to, we
wish to will the following advice: If,
when sitting in a window, Mr.. Jordon
comes into the hall, spring nimbly to the
floor, grab a speller, and, with bated
breath, peruse the pages, only glancing
up with your bewitching smile to ask the
pronunciation of-'P-yr-ot-e-chn-i-cs."
Again: if, while endeavoring to aid d.
gestion by chewing double mint, Miss
Lynch should enter unannounced, swal-
low hard and fast, for it has been
proven by popular member of the ia
Guilty that Wrigley's never proves fatal
no matter what quantity is swallowed.
EIGHTH.
To Alex-dear Alex-we give the de-
vice "the knack" of getting Mr.. Jordon of
the subject. We feel sure that if he says
in his irresistible way, 80, Mr.. Jordan
l like your car! why did you by Max
wellr" Twill be good by Physics for
one day. His next double period may be
of by introducing joke.
"a man severe he was, and stern to
view,
We knew him well and every truant
knew;
Full well We laughed with counterfeit
glee:
At all his jokes for many jokes had
he."
We hereby constitute and appoint the
High School Boys sole executors of this,
our last Will and Testament.
In witness whereof, We, the class of
1915, the testators, have to this will set
our hand and seal this 10Th day of May,
1916.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1916-06-02

One Of the puzzles which have not yet
been answered is the reason tor Ger
many's continued sacrifice of her gallant
sons In the effort to take Verdun, no
longer . fortress but an entrenched camp
with the flower of the French army be-
hind II.
Sunday the assault entered its fourth
month and yet practically all the snb-
stantial gain Germany has made was in
the fourth month.
Perhaps the answer is in the announce.
ment of the Wall Street Journal that
meat II selling at $l.0O a pound in Ber-
lin and for sale only on every fifth day,
that no butter is of obtainable and that
egp are selling at ten cents piece.
Germany in one breath tells the world
she IL starving as q result OF England's
heartless blockade and the next that her
food supplies are ample for all time to
come regardless of the war.
The Journals figures are suppliedby a
VirEinian, long resident Of Dresden and
now just returned to the United States.
The fall of ministers and the demand for
food dietatorship confirm his figures.
II they are true-if he has given a
truthful picture Of German conditions
the reason for Verdun is plain.
II this war is won by ithe Allies, or
rather IT q peace is forced which will re-
store the status quo before the war, it
will not be for the want of cannon fod-
der or ammunition. 1t will be because
Germany cannot fight and feed 20, 900, 900
people ct the same time; and must have
. quick decision.-New Orleans Daily
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1916-06-02

Mrs. Rosa Jacoby and Mrs. L. de Vries
were week end visitors to st. Joseph.
We are glad to announce the condition
of Mrs. Kate Skinner, who has been so
i'll, as greatly improved, and her friends
are now confidently hoping to see her
out soon.
Mr.. A. M. Smith, manager OF the st.
Joseph Drug Co., made a trip to New
Orleans last week, where he underwent
his final examination, and will shortly
receive his diploma as registered pharma-
cist. Congratulations!
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1916-06-02

We, the class of 1916, of the St. Joseph
High School, Parish of Tensas, State of
Louisiana, being advanced in pages, and
greatly enfeebled in body, because the
constant toll over examinations, COM
mencement exercises, and frequent walks
to the depot, but of remarkable mind
and memory, so that we may have all
school matters settled whenever it shall
please the State Board to pass us for
graduation, do hereby make and declaim
this our last Will and Testament. If We
have failed to mention anything of i'm
portance, it is due to pre-occupation
caused by concentration of thought over
application blanks for graduation, Ply
sizes note book and the 'Birth of Ma
ton"
FIRST.
To the school as whole We bequeath
our dignity, a super-abundance of which
can he found in every recess of the school
building and pervading the atmosphere
of the entire school grounds. 1t will be
found in perfect condition as it has never
on any occasion, no matter how preca-
rious the condition, nor how ponderous
the problem, been summoned to sustain
us.
SECOND.
We do hereby give and bequeath to
Miss Whitney, all the unfinished pages
in our note books, begging that she may
use even the backs if necessary, and
spare no space where 1t is possible to cram
word. We do this in consideration
Of the advance in the price of paper,
brought on by the ravages of most dis
asterous war, and as mark of our appre-
citation, knowing that the future genera
tons will be greatly in need of them, and
feeling confident that Miss Whitney will
give good advice along the note book
line.
THIRD.
To the entire school and the prospec-
tive pupils for the next few years we wish
to will something which we will both
leave and take. 1t has become go much
q part of us that even though we be
granted the privilege OF living our four
score years and ten, it will remain with
US. Even though it may seem strange
this particular thing should have made
such an indelible impression when we
make conservative estimate and realize
that we have heard it one thousand eight
hundred and eighty one times, and re-
with "Poor Richard" that "con-
slant dropping wears away the stone,"
we cease to marvel, it would be reflec-
ton even on Gasparino, the smallest child
in school, to name this article for even as
I speak, the strains of the Battle Hymn
of the Republic" are singing through the
brain of every pupil of the entire school.
1t will be found on page 1877 OF the "As-
sembly Song Book" 1t is useless to dis
pose of the book. For, alas it has been
to memory, even by the per-
former. !
FOURTH.
We bequeath all our love for Physics
note books, collateral reading, and Cicero
to Ruby Smitha and Bessie Guthrie. 1t |
will be found in a match box safely in |
tered in the Northeast corner of the gar
den. When the debate on preparedness
confronted ms We thought best to have |
this safely laid away lest this love be |
transferred to this debate. When we,
mere pygmies, found ourselves confront
ing question so weighty that monarchs |
On their very thrones had paused to won
der what the outcome would be, all former
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1916-06-02
Answering . request Of the General As

Answering request Of the General As
ssmbly, w. N. Mcfarland, Supervisor Of
Pebble Accounts, had the Sheriffs, Clerks
a Court and 'Assessors Of the State fur
nth Z lit Of the net earnings of their re-
spsctivs Offices for the year 1915. These
o0siah Tor the parishes Of East Carroll,
1fadisoa. Tensas and Concordia, compris-
gths Fifth Levee District, responded as
fo11ovo:
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1916-06-02

No. 666 win cure ChilIs and Fever.
Il = the most speedy remedy we
know.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1916-06-02

Mr.. r. H. Cutter was q visitor to
Waterproof Last week and ran up to St.
joseph on Saturday with Mr.. R. c. Lam
caster and Mr.. Mike Fuca. Mr.. Cutter
b just out Of Detroit, where he recently
graduated In the Maxwell Auto College,
md \ now regarded a. an expert me-
chanisian, being especially qualified to
0are any detects that might develop in
this particular machine. It lie the policy
q The Maxwell Co. to send out one OF
thair men every forty days and whose
dufy Il b to visit every agency in their
territory and examine and repair any
MAXWELL car sold in their territory from
which complaint had come, the services
oethe expert being without cost to the
purchases. This 10 quite an advantage
% I'll owners Of Maxwell cars, a. it fire.
qusntly happens that some illadjustment
h TIE mechanism, perhaps unknown to
he novice, win prevent the car from
Tsu1sring service that might otherwise
might be expected Of ii, and this defect
win b recognised ct once BY the prac-
It'd eye Of IN expert and quickly RENE
disd, and any other trouble corrected
that might exist.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1916-06-02

Mr.. H. C. Elder, the popular life in
surance agent, was . visitor to st. Joseph
this week.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1916-06-02
VICTORY Of MAXWELL PROVES
POPULAR one.



Eddie Rickenbacker's victory at the
Sheepshead Bay speedway last Saturday,
when he drove his Maxwell racing car
ahead of the field and galloped away with
the chief prize $40, 900 and the Metropoli-
tan cup, is a very popular one. The
crack cars and crack drivers Of the world
were entered in the tourney and the fact
that an American in an American-made
car won the event has occasioned much
rejoicing.
A number of kilograms OF congratula-
ton have been received at the general
Offices of the Maxwell Motor Company in
Detroit. Some of these were from New
York newspaper men. who testified to
the fine performance OF both driver and
car and declared that the victory was a
most pleasing one.
Kicks feat in sending his Maxwell over
the course Of $50 miles in SO minutes 81
seconds, an average OF 96.43 miles per
hour for the whole distance, is remark
able one, and his victory is no more than
he deserves in the light OF his career.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1916-06-02

n. Josh Hetherington of the Str.
Rouou Swain, ws Weekend guest of Mr..
- Mn. Frank Hornsby and Mrs. WAL
-. - ottond TIE commencement exer-
- q ~ g. Joseph High School.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1916-06-02

Larger postal saving deposits will now
b accepted at the post Office. This is
made possible by an important amend
mentto the Postal Saving Act just APP
proved BY President Wilson. A poetal
saving depositor may now have an &C.
count amounting to 81 900 upon which
interest will be paid. Formerly $500 was
she maximum amount he could have to
hi credit. This enlargement of postal
saving facilities will be very gratifying to
tnouaands Of depoeitors who have already
reached the old $500 limit and are
anxtoW to entrust more of their savings
% Uncle Sam. Another feature of the
amendment that will avoid further en-
harasment to the public and to postal Of
ncials b the doing away with the limit
en the amount that could be accepted
nom . depositor monthly. Under the
Old law only 500 could be deposited in q
calendar month. The amendment abol-
bhes this restriction. While the Postal
Saving System has already proved signal
succes - IL shown by the fact that more
than half-a-million depositors have over
saGhty million dollars standing to their
credit, still it has fallen short of meeting
tn fali demands Of the public because of
the restrictions which have now been
eliminated. Postmaster General Burle-
n6n snI Mill $1,000 n~.xz~~.x-. o..
nj Dockery have been tireless in their
edoen 10 secure Q modification of the
limitations and the new liberalizing legis-
lation 10 particularly gratifying to them.
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1916-09-17

Mail or bring your sub
>cription tn The rimcs-Dis-
patch Office, 10 South Tcnth
Street. Receipts good for
votes will be given YOU.
Newark post., 1916-01-05
Successful Alumnus
Visits Delaware Friends

R. G. H. Hill, Delaware College
Glass of 1912, assistant horticul-
turist at the North Carolina Ex-
pertinent Station, Raleigh, visited
Dean Hayward last week. Mr..
Hills has been located in North
Carolina since January first, 1913.
He has made rapid progress in his
work since completing his work at
Delaware. Since going to North
Carolina he has discovered a me-
thod of grating pecan trees by
which 80 per cent of the CRAFTS are
success, in contrast to 80 per cent
failures by the old method. At the
present time Mr.. Hill has charge
of the thirteen test farms located
in various sections of the State.
His visit to Delaware was in con-
nection with research problems
concerning cantaloupes, sweet and
Irish potatoes. He spent two days
in Laurel and Seaford studying the
methods used in southern Della
ware.
Newark post., 1916-01-05
Governor Miller Discusses
Prospects In Delawar

Governor Charles R. Miller was
one of twenty-eight governors who
discussed prospects for business in
their respective States during 49,
10, in letters printed in the Public
Ledger Monday. Governor Mil
ler's letter was as follows:
To the Editor of Public Ledger ::
Sir Answering your communica-
tion of recent date:
The activity in industrial and
business circles in the State of
Delaware indicates prosperous
conditions. The outlook for a
continuance of this state of affairs
appears to be favorable.
If there are any unemployed,
they belong to the class which
does not seek employment and will
not work under any circumstances.
Farm laborers are difficult to
procure. This, however, is a con-
dition which is universally preva-
lent throughout the agricultural
districts of our entire country.
In reply to your inquiry as to
whether the war abroad has af-
fected our industrial conditions,
will say that this is matter upon
which | cannot express an opinion,
not being informed concerning
this particular feature of our ma
tional industrial activity.
Charles R. Miller, governor.
Dover, Dec. 13, 1915.
Newark post., 1916-01-05
Survey Of Public
Health In Kent County

The Public Health Service of the
National Government through its
representative, DR.. Clark, will be-
gin work early in January, with a
corps of special experts to make a
study of the hygiene of every
school in Kent county. This is
perhaps one of the most important
pieces of work undertaken bv the
association, but it will be con-
fined to the one county.
Not only will the school build
ing and all that pertains to it be
surveyed by experts, but each in
dividual child will be examined bv
children's experts to determine if
the hearing or eyesight is affected
and if so, why; if the child is be-
low or above the normal in mental
development; if the child has ade-
noids, tuberculosis, or any other
disease or organic disturbance
which may affect the child's eff
cheney as citizen in after wears.
1t is expected that this work
will take four months time of
four experts and results will show
clearly that condition of the great
est resource the State has, it's
boys and girls. This particular
survey will be made with the
hearty cooperation, not only of
the association, but also of the
State Board of Education and the
State Board of Health.