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Evening star., 1916-07-27
MINING RECORD EXPECTED.
Huge Output Of Minerals in q. s.
Promised for the Year.

Mining activities and output for the
past six months show that 1916 prom
ises to be record breaking year in
the value of mineral products in the
United States. Last year there was a
gain of II per cent over the mineral
production of 1914, but slight reduc-
tion from that of 1913.
The value of the mineral production
of the country for 1915, according to
the geological survey, was about s2.-
373.o00,000, or about 25S.o00,000 over
that of 1914. The production for 1913
was worth s2,439, 600, 900
Last year the metallic products
reached the greatest value ever record
ed. having advanced from s691, ,000, 900
to s9S7.500,O00 in year. a gain of
nearly 43 per cent. The metals con-
tributing most to this increase were
pig iron, copper and zinc. with an in
crease of s1O2,630.0o0, sS9,93O,000 and
s7s.5s9.000 each. respectively
The value of non-metallic metals
mined for 1915 show a decrease of 3
per cent from the value of those of
1914. Non-metals to the value of
1885. 100000 were mined last year.
Evening star., 1916-07-27
Threatened With Frame-up.
Noted Air Fighter Is Killed.

LONDON. July 27-Lieut Otto Par
schau, recently given the decoration of
Pour lie Merite for bringing down his
eighth enemy aeroplane, has been killed
in an air battle. according to a Reuters
Amsterdam dispatch, which quotes the
F'rankfurter Zeitung.
Evening star., 1916-07-27
Charles S. Hamlin Renominated.

President Wilson has sent to the Sem
ate the nomination of Charles S. Ham
lin of Massachusetts, for another term
as a member of the federal reserve
board. Mr.. Hamlin now is chairman of
the board and will continue in that
capacity.
Evening star., 1916-07-27
Bu,ine.. With Guatemala Booming

American purchases In Guatemala in
the first six months OF 1915 show q big
increase over the Same period last
year. The total was $2.os2.7oo. against
$t,l31.0 900 in the first six months Of
1915 In the first half Of 1914 the
amount was only S7ss.Soo. II
Evening star., 1916-07-27

Howard Collins. nine-year-o son Of
Mr. and Mrs. Arthur Collins was killed
by a train at Danville, Va.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1916-03-21

with energetic and ambitious efforts
will in all probability decide who's
who in the big gift distribution
1t is to be supposed that all the
members of all the organizations want
to win and this last bonus offer will
help you wonderfully if you will pitch
in and do everything in your power to
take. advantage of it. If you feel as
though your organization is trifle
behind why-here is the opportunity
to catch up and if you already have
been oXerting every effort-you can
not afford to let up and allow another
more energetic organization to catch
up with you.
Two hundred and fifty thousand
extra votes with every twenty dollars
on subscriptions is the offer good I'M
til the close two weeks from last Sat
urday.
This offer is calculated to inspire
everyone to the greatest spirit and
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1916-03-21
Final Vote Offer of Big Campaign

Well good people, here is the last
extra vote offer of the big campaign
Here is the one you have been wait
ing for, thinking that 1t would be the
biggest ever-but it isn't. Still, it's
an offer of such magnitude that you
cannot afford to miss, or let it get by
your for an instant. The present Of
fer holds good until the close of the
big event week from this next Sat
urday night, April first.
Three times before have extra
vote offers been made and three times
have the various organizations taken
full advantage of same and at present
the race is SO close in each district
that in some instances a subscription
or two would be the deciding factor
The 100000 extra vote offer closed
Saturday night with the extra votes
pretty evenly divided among the
hustlers and the present offer coupled
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1916-03-21

the. greatest efforts you are capable
of during these last days of the race,
for that will be necessary if you are
a winner
Let every member get busy instant
ly and lose not a single minute from
now on until the close. Remember
that the awards awaiting you repre-
sent hundreds of dollars and will mean
an endless source of amusement,
pleasure and entertainment They
are just the prizes you need and
want.
Just think of how disappointed you
and your friends will be if, after help
ing you to win you allow your or
ganization to be counted out. You
owe it to those who have already
helped you and you owe it to your
self and your organization to win, and
you CAN.
You can accomplish this much to be
desired result if you will but give the
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1916-03-21

campaign the very best that is in
you from now on until the finish and
also see that the other members CO.
operate.
Just a few more days-and they are
short. But the honors and the big
prizes will not fly, but will cling as
constant reminder of the esteem
in which your organization is held by
the entire community.
To the public We would say: Don't
lose heart because your favorite or
ganization's standing in the paper is
not first in their district. There is no
telling the number of votes they have
held in reserve to hurl in the face of
their opponents a few minutes before
the close of the big race.
The big offer is now in effect. What
you accomplish between now and the
close will no doubt decide your fate
or fortune. 1t rests entirely with you
for there is no excuse for losing.
The Devils Lake world and inter-ocean. (Devils Lake, N.D.) 1915-1920, 1916-05-25
TEE 11ll1 plEl Nl1 LAKE MORBID INTER OCEAN

1FNe~ AsS-Ns ~ s@AV4l .xs trkN
COLLECTIONS forf-ttJahuary 1915. $34O.7 rs
Collections for February, 1876. 282 rs
Collections for March, 1915, ~. 314. so
Making atotai*o q: i. 1898 90.
|AllsDf, which nj been turned overtto the
County Treasurer and properly account
ed for. sSSsTtf SS$sS5s
Respectfully submitted,
(Signed) saJohn E. Thelin
g. @. Johnson
689Ig Committee.
Dated at Devils. lake. N. b.. this 18th
day of Mayfl916.
Hon. Board Of County Commissioners,
Ramsey County, North Dakota.
Gentlmen:-
We. your committee appointed to check
the quarter ending March 31st, 1916.
beg leave to report that we a don SO
and find collections as follows:
Collections for the month Of
January, 1916, ............ so. so.
Collections fOrathe month of
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.ns.sFss@@@=a ;5FssA4&ts syuesssat
Collections for the month Of
March 1915 8 800
Making a. total of 267. SO
All Of which has been turned over to the
County Treasurer and properly account
ed for.
(Stgned) John e. Thelin
% CO. Johnson
Committee.
Dated at Devils Lake, N. D., this 18th
day of May, 1916.
Moved BY Mr.. Gessner, seconded by
Mr.. McNaughton that the foregoing re-
ports be approved as read. Motion car
ried.
Moved by Mr.. johnson, seconded by
Mr.. McNaughton that. h foregoing re-
ports be approved as read. Notion car
ried.
Moved by Mr.. johnson. seconded by
ton b. adOpted:
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E-s.rs arsSa4 ttsss ANistANt AZ
whereas is is the duty Of the Board cf
County Commissioners to fix the date on
which. all noxious weeds, should be des-
troyed, -
Now therefore. be it resolved that all
noxious weeds Of the kind known as Ca
madam thistle, cocklebur,. mustard, wild
oats. French weed and Russian cactus
growing upon any,. and all premises
stroyed by the person or persons owning
or occupying said premises on or before
the 18th day of June. 1916. Motion car
ried.
Mover and carried that the following
bills be allowed and warrants ordered
drawn in payment of same as follows:
Beneral Utilities Corporation.
LIZ Light, phones and water for .
Poe Meyers. Hauling rubbish
from court house grounds !. 600
G. o. Johnson. Services as
County Commissioner and
The Devils Lake world and inter-ocean. (Devils Lake, N.D.) 1915-1920, 1916-05-25

st.st&4sfg4- iNat4 e.ss SnsSsG ss5asSsaSa9T /. fH$
Z. j.. Gessner. Services as
County Commissioner and
luileago -~s..4..s. :. ~. ! Il. /. /. /. /. !. i. I. !. 80. ~ y
John Il. The!in. Services as
County Commissioner and
Au1lcdEG $685. i. . 4. 36.S9
7. H. Maloney.. Services as
County Commissioner and
D.. D. McNaughton. Services as
|. County Commissioned and &.
nIiiCdSc, q. j. y. . n ~. W
Moved and carried to adjourn.
T. HI. MALONEY.
Chairnan.
J. \. KRAMER.
County Auditor.
(sEATO..
The Devils Lake world and inter-ocean. (Devils Lake, N.D.) 1915-1920, 1916-05-25

1877 sSie. g ls.4. an9 no. IL. sale Of
township 155: ranges 90. Motion carried.
Moved. and carried to adjourn until 3
O'clock q. NJ Thursday. May lS. 1876.
Attest: - &C.
County Auditor.
i Adjouur1nsd Ms,tinr OF ths hoard
i#9ofs oeuntY i0oni1aissdonsrs o. Ramsey
coant {Sa SessA n s1s1 ;..s. ,.,a.
The Board met At 8 o'clock A. NJ, pur-
Ato adjournment Present all mem
checking Of the INHERENT unit y'. off1c ces
AZ. moved and carried 10 take q recess
z5O'clOck tP.s NJ. ts A3. s1
Aft4Inoon Session.
The Board met ut 2 O'Clock p. NJ. nur-
suant to above recess. Present all mern-
The Board continued with the check
ing Of the different county Offices and at
3 o'clock q. NJ. moved and carried to adj
5S ou g, until 8 o'clock a. NJ, Friday. May
7. H. M MA
J. A. KRAMER,
County Auditor.
= c5 Sa,ssr e:s., ,s;:st,as Of y: board
tg ~VA4A4&0D&VA0S0 Va 50SUQB0y
County, North Dakota.
The board met at $ O'clock a. N, pur-
bers. DILL.
Petitions signed by c. o. Johnson and
John p. Thelin.. requesting this Board to
t. teaa sss co fsSR Road sas cf %anS R ese s,n Tsna
expended for the grading Of approaches
to bridges in their respective districts,
namely: ssso:2o in the First cemmis;
Commissioners District and that said
amounts be placed t.. the credit of the
commissioners Of said districts. were
by Mr.. ,Thelin that the foregoing, re-
quests be granted and that the Auditor
and Treasurer be authorized and in
the Coapnty Bridge Fund to the County
Road Fund. Motion carried.
The following. reports were then read:
Hon: Board Of County Commissioners.
Ramsey County, North Dakota.
Gentlemen
check up Sod the olt'. Of the a co1nty Au 10
ditor n County Treasurer witt. the
office from December LIST. 1915. to. and in
Guiding March 31st, 1916. beg leave to
report q we have done so n find
Balance on hand December list. 1915.
COLLECTIONS Tor Deem eens.40S0
her. 1915. 80. 784so.s3
Collections for January.
1916. ........ .139.271.15
Collections for Feb
ruary. 1916. -. 276.235.2O
Collections for
March ..........11,977.1s
Making atotal of ......... 1924, 366 81
LESS, DISBURSEMENTS:
Payments for December
1915. ........ 39.l95.
Payments for January.
1916. .........-.. 1861. Sc
Payments for Feb
ruary, 1916. 80. 61,596. 90
PAYMENTS for March
1916, .220, 100. So $50. 1854. 81
The Devils Lake world and inter-ocean. (Devils Lake, N.D.) 1915-1920, 1916-05-25
l ! ! J 81 n ] PROCEEDINGS
hllp,rned T. lleapsl1d In Beard u counpy Commissioners
sR HSe 441ebssyy cogn,y, Herth Dakota.
gjE SAgit&. isaytE1tEI G,BHfteF
zuoodayy1 10y 1Sth, 1oIe.

The Roardsmef8a 3 o'clock r.. NJ.
Present commissioners johnson, Thelini
f h:1Se M aMsasea ffsss TWISTS ana; Ssssn %aetins
4 pstssio ne sisne aH by john anderson son
ssal 81 6 sha a 'sH i 1nf az NE II ss ss' sssti xal9 e,
%csseres, rssdncea IL s 'ths so 81 II $500 1876
ana thlatsthe A%uditorsbe Instructed to i e;
same being the amount OF excessive tax
en- paid;$swas read and on motion granted.
ARpetition signed by William Gross
asking to have the 1915 assessed yalua-
2S, township l57, range 81, reduced in
the sum Of $624.OO for the reason that
this was thehsassessed8as q N 140 acre
t + Ha w sffiaa 1sfd s sisne & p Sc goh bsra 1Hesda1
ton On the II Ia sW ia Of Section Is.
s se',a''dt p.4 15s ~ eng Eng saso reduced lin in I the
assessed for improvements on this a
and is also assessed for improvements
on theNW Ia of Section 26 same town
ship and range, therefore making It q
granted.
"A petition signed by S. p. solberg and
ten other resident tax payers Of High
p 1ansi ssNnfash,p suns aat IL J ; .th,s b fsl Tt se hp;
purposes on the. township line between
Highland and Prospect townships. was
read. Il was moved by Mr., Thelin, sec
onded by Mr.: McNaughton that same be
referred to the. commissioner Of the dis
trict. Notion carried.
Afpetition signed by the spaulding
Elevator Company asking for the abate..
n1entS OF taxes 1on their leased site at
SOutham. was read. Moved by Mr.. The
lin. seconded by Mr.. McNaughton, that
thu a~foregoing request be rejected. Mo-
Moved by Mr.. Gessner. seconded by
Mr. johnson that the ond of the Min
neapclis Bridge Company in the sum of
$5831.0o with the National Surety Com
panya. of New York. as surety. for the
faithful performance Of their contract
dateds.Apri! 4th, 1916, be approved and
certify the same. Motion carried.
Moved by Nj. sThelin, seconded by Mr..
HcNaughtOn that the bond of the Devils
Lake World in the u of $4,000 with
George III. Locke n George Jeurgens,
rs suretfes, and theSibOnd of the Devils
HafdS.I Davies. as surety be approved as
eame haVe Abeen5approved by the States
Attorney as to form, and that the Chair
man he authorized to'so certify on same.
otion carried. tzs
Moved and carried to adjourn until 9
.@. 4. Fl. MALONEY.
Attest:
J. A. KRAMER.
County Auditor.
4hs Adjourned 11sstinzg Of the Board Of
County, North akota........ -. =.
Wednesday, Nay H. 1915.
T1sefassfaEnetsatsSe1.cloc Am pur-
* 1FovaI ond oo,r;oa +hot @bo Fo11ou,;nc
The Devils Lake world and inter-ocean. (Devils Lake, N.D.) 1915-1920, 1916-05-25

WANTED: Clean old cotton rags at
the Word Office.
The Devils Lake world and inter-ocean. (Devils Lake, N.D.) 1915-1920, 1916-05-25

suant to adjournment. Present al
bers.
bills be allowed and warrants {
9ocM siss Saym Wst6 sa ss%s a sn 1Sa1
St1tessH Attorney sIhpoena SIS
Ed. Hvens. Witness ices under
Robeft McKay:aaWitaes fees un,
der States Attorney subpoena
Martin Olsen. To5railroad fare
paid wfAles performing his Of
IL fetal duties during the year
1916: INF aceordance. with the
opinion Of. the state's.Attorney
and thSs ;. %,s G E aa -,
veyance for April, 1916.......
Martin Olsen. Boarding prison-
ers for April, 1916. ..........
Martin Olsen. To postage ex-
press. telephone and supplies
7 West Disinfecting company.
Supplies furnished court house
J. q. Adams. Supplies furnished
w. NH1rst. Ioarefliing; chemi-
caf1fre extinguishers, S.a.,......
Manns. Supplies for court house
Jas. Stenson. Repairing heating
pant in court house
%. 8. Sheldon. Electrical supplies
furnished court house and jail
yRodenbach&S Mundt. Supplies
furnished court house and jail.
Fancher Township. To board and
care for Quarter. ending March
31st. 1876 of Adesen
chii5rensAt Children's
home at Fargo. $50. on
A1lo~od ut
The Devils Lake world and inter-ocean. (Devils Lake, N.D.) 1915-1920, 1916-05-25

i%IstrUcted osscancel tax certificate No.
80 sale q 1914. q No. ia. sale OF
township 15b. range 62. Motion carried.
Moved ana carried t adjourn until 2
O'clock ~. NJ Thursday. May is, 1916.
f9x9ssfs1A ss 4#8s9 g9Ss TIL. MALONEY, It'll
.sf@ #Rt Chairman.
The Devils Lake world and inter-ocean. (Devils Lake, N.D.) 1915-1920, 1916-05-25

Total .S263,812.56
Respectfully submitted.
~ d. d. McNaughton
Committee.
Hon, Board Of County Commissioners.
Ramsey County. N. D..
/, w. your Committee appointed to check
lleaye. to report that we have done 50
ing March 31st. 1916. as follows:
Abstract and transfer
fees for January
Abstract and transfer
fees or February
. Abstract and transfer
fee, fees for March. % o.
1916 ........... 2o.25
Making a total of ....s4S.25
Al Of which has been turned over to the
ed for K s. ;ee9Xn By s rissiRts;d
''s D. b. McNaushton
T. Fl. Maloney
Committee:
P Pat g. at M Psvi ISL, lake \: D. this 18th
HG RaR Sseyd c ct SSnn n, s Commissioners q
We, you Committee appointed to check
up the Office of County Judge. for the
quarter ending March 31st, 1915. beg
leave to report hat we have done so
and find collections as Follows:
Jan. 5, 1916. Jos. Jost .......$5 90
Jan. s.. 1916. lotto M. Ship1ey :. 500
Jan. %. 1916. Peter Link ........ 500
Jan. %. Jacob Wertenberger..... $500
lJan. 81. Johnson Miners ........ 300
IFeb. 3. Martin Logue .:.:....... 5.GO
rep. 9 1915 Betsy Askslson $40 O.
i TsoS> = DC f0fC M4 CtonS1onA InctQto ~ < m j
March Z, 1916. WIN. Graham 49,. 800
IMar. IA. 1916. w. D. Ensign $3.50. 500 i
Nor. Is, 1916. John Mahoney. -. 5000
Mar. IS, 1916. j. "A. Davies ...... 800
Mar. 30 1916. Anderson Miners. 800. 800
Mar. 20. 1916. Harvey Anderson. 1901
Making a total Of $500 10
IAi Of which has been properly account
ECounty Treasurer and properly account
Respectfully submitted.
(SiRned) John r. Thelin
Committee.
Dated ted At ;o1 Devils Lake this his 18th 1aah day q
Hon Board of County .commissioners.
Ramsey County, North Dakota. ny
Gentlemen:-f;f 5 Ass. 1 Il
~ We ebs S4f, sem "f tie faRa I 81 +. 6 6esss
soSrtt tis ending March sist. lsIs.
beg leave tgI thstb c " eage dons 80
CNoo1gGAANAs ~ Lx.s...% 1919 --
Crittenden record-press. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1909-191?, 1916-04-13
PRESAGE BLOW TO GERMANY
British Success in Africa Says
Paris, Bound to Affect
Peace Terms.

Paris. April II. A semi-offi-
cial communication discusses the
British offensive operation in
German East Africa. II says:
This is Germany's last colo
ny. The enemy has large sums
invested there in railways and
other EXPECTATIONS. The COM
plete conquest of the colony is
only o question Of time and can
not be long delayed. Conse-
quently the Colonial Empire Gre
ated at such cost by Germany
will disappear and Germany will
no longer have an outlet out OF
Europe.
1T is easy to see the impor.
tant bearing this fact will have
at the conclusion of peace
Every time, in the course Of our
Crittenden record-press. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1909-191?, 1916-04-13
MARCONI'S NEW DISCOVERY
Will Affect Entire Science Of Wire
less, Il Is Announced.

London, Arpil, 1.-THE New
York Times has received the fol-
lowing from the Marconi Co:
"Signor Marconi has been en-
gagged in research work in Italy,
wherehe has been able to carry
out some important experiments
and tests. He advises that the
results obtained are far-reaching
and directly concern the future
practice of the entire science of
wireless telegraph and telephony
over both long or short distances
no matter whether conducted by
means of ordinary sparks or con-
tinuous waves.
He is now engaged in max
ing applications for patents
which probably will be applied
at once in Italy to military pur.
poses. BY these means results
heretofore impossible will be OBJ.
tained."
Crittenden record-press. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1909-191?, 1916-04-13
NOTICE TO Fertilizer USERS.

In order to cooperate with our farmers and
by request of our County Agent, Mr.. J. Robert
Bird, we will again act as agent for the purchas-
es of Fertilizer for them this season.
Terms will be strictly cash, as our commiss-
ion will be too small to admit of time prices.
We will pay for the fertilizer when II arrives
and the purchaser pay US for same when loaded
on his wagon.
BY this arrangement the farmer will get his
fertilizer practically at wholesale price, and a
considerable saving to him.
MARION MILLING COMPANY,
Incorporated.
Marion, Kentucky.
Crittenden record-press. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1909-191?, 1916-04-13
HELP THE KIDNEYS
Marion Readers arc Learning The
Way.

It's the little kidney ills
The lame. weak or aching back
The unnotieed urinary disorders
That may lead to dropsy and Bright's
disease.
When the kidneys are weak.
Help them with Doan's Kidney Pills.
A remedy especially for weak kid.
neys.
Deans have been used in kidney
troubles for fifty years.
Endorsed by $4,000 people endorsed
by citizens Of this locality.
Monroe Davis. butcher. Darlington.
KY, saws: "For quite awhile | had
been afflicted with weak kidneys and
my back ached intensely. Seeing Doan's
Kidney Pills highly recommended
got some and four boxes cured me-. "
Price 80 cents at all dealers. Don't
simply ask for kidney remedy-get
Doan's Kidney Pills-the same that
Mr.. Davis had. Foster-M ilburn Co.
Props. Buffalo NY.
Crittenden record-press. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1909-191?, 1916-04-13
,7O3,6OO Check is Made
by J. ?. Morgan Company.

New York. April II. A check
for slightly more than $40, 7O3, 500
said to be the largest ever drawn,
passed through the New York
Clearing House yesterday. 1t
was made by j. P. Morgan e.
Co., on a local bank to order Of
the Canadian government in pay
ment of $50, 100000 par value
five per cent bonds recently pur-
chased by a syndicate of bank
ers.
These bonds, which mature in
three equal parts at the expira.
ton of five, ten and fifteen years
wer@ recently sold by the bank
ing syndicate al public offerings
at prices slightly under par
The passage of this ch e c k
through the clearing house will
involve an unusual shifting Of
loans, which will be reflected in
next Saturdays bank statement.
Crittenden record-press. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1909-191?, 1916-04-13
$3.50 SUIT
Againt Krntucky Rural Credit As.
ISOLATION Filed By j. L.
MattiDgly.

The Kentucky Rural Credit
Association was made defendant
in a suit filed Wednesday morn
ing by w. A. Wells, attorney for
j. l.. Mattingly, for $3.50 aietos,
to be due for money paid the de-
PENDANT with the understanding
that the plaintiff was to be Civ.
en- a loan of 81, 900 on 5per cent.
interest.
II is claimed by the plaintiff
that the representatives of the
association represented to him
that if he would take shares of
stock in the association at 800
per share and would pay $3.50
cash, he would be given a loan
Of 81, 900 for a period of twenty
years at 5 per cent. He says he
subscribed for the stock. paid
the $3.50 during 1915 and has
been unable to get the loan as
agreed upon at the time.
The plaintiff prays the court
for a judgment against the Ken
lucky Rural Credit Association
for $3.50 with interest at 6 per
cent. from the time the loan was
made until paid, for his costs
and all proper and equitable re-
lief. Henderson Cleaner.
Crittenden record-press. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1909-191?, 1916-04-13

own wife doit.
jim Freeman says. don't mind to
be called ballheaded but don't call me
lathoadei.
Carloss Oakley said. PA, what is
petticoat government"
That's what every republican and
c"""v demncrat votes Tor. the day he
marries. my son.
Mrs Oakley said. Carlos you 20
get some soap and wash out your
face and hands.
Senator ollie james Is very wise
man, remarked George Order 'he
keeps what he knows to himself"
That's right" agreed Burl Walker.
81 once heard him make a speech"
Uncle Dock Green says. There are
l)ts Of beautiful verses and sayings in
the bible but a man can't remember
any Of them when he steps on a tack
when he his barefooted.
Carloss Oakley said. "Pa, what is
the difference between a pastor and
an evangelism .
About 100000 a year" my son.
Tom Jones said TO Matte Smith:
MAY kiss your handl"
"You may II you care TO. but can
assure you that have not been eating
onIons.
Daddy says, The man who is always
PRAYING when the contribution basket
is passing around isn't going to have
many Of his prayers answered
Albert Elder says, The reason some
men get along with their wives as well
as they do is because she can lead him
around by the nose and make him
think that he is driving her.