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The Emmett index. [volume] (Emmett, Idaho) 1893-1925, 1916-02-24
Liven Up Your Torpid Liver.

To keep your liver active use DIR.
Kings New Life Pills. They insure
good digestion, relieve constipation,
and tone up the whole system-keep
your eye clear and your skin fresh
and healthy looking. Only 25c at
your druggist.
The Emmett index. [volume] (Emmett, Idaho) 1893-1925, 1916-02-24
Recnmes a Father al a6

Whitesburg, Ky-Uncle Bob Bates,
SO years old, has just become the
father of boy, his twenty-fourth
child. He has been married three
times. Recently he made 200-mile
trip on horseback in two days.
The Emmett index. [volume] (Emmett, Idaho) 1893-1925, 1916-02-24
Sets New Butter Record

Sheboygan, Wis.-Susan, grade
Guernsey COW, has established rec
ord of ITO pounds of butter N 90
consecutive days which equals the av-
e-age yearly production per COW OF
Wisconsin. The test was concluded
February 2. In the 60-days period
Susan, produced 1854 pounds of milk.
The Emmett index. [volume] (Emmett, Idaho) 1893-1925, 1916-02-24
Something Good.

Those who hate nasty medicine
should try Chamberlain's Tablets for
constipation. They are pleasant to
take and their effect is so agreeable
ize that it has been produced by
medicine Obtainable everywhere.
The Emmett index. [volume] (Emmett, Idaho) 1893-1925, 1916-02-24
CHURCH NOTICES.
Latter Day Saints.

Services on Sunday as follows: Sun
day school at 10 a. m. Regular SER
vices at 2 p. m. All are invited
Geo. F. Smith, Bishop.
The Emmett index. [volume] (Emmett, Idaho) 1893-1925, 1916-02-24
Catholic.

Services will be held Sunday as fol-
lows: Sunday school at $50; mass
and sermon at 1920, followed by
Observation-Disclosures F. Refs, S. M.
The Emmett index. [volume] (Emmett, Idaho) 1893-1925, 1916-02-24
Christian Science Society.

Meets every Sunday morning in the
Moose hall at IL o'clock. A cordial
welcome extended to all.
The Emmett index. [volume] (Emmett, Idaho) 1893-1925, 1916-02-24
Christian.

Prayer meeting Wednesday at 7:30.
Bible school at 10 a. m. Sunday. Teach
ers' training class Sunday evening at
$50.
The Emmett index. [volume] (Emmett, Idaho) 1893-1925, 1916-02-24
ssociated Bible Students.

Meet every Sunday at o'clock p.
m. at N. w. corner of Third and Nc
Kinley avenue.
The Emmett index. [volume] (Emmett, Idaho) 1893-1925, 1916-02-24
Lutheran

Services will be held Sunday at 2
o'clock at the home of Mrs. Katherine
Wilhelm. All are cordially invited.
The Emmett index. [volume] (Emmett, Idaho) 1893-1925, 1916-02-24

Blacksmiths say automobile roads wear
out horseshoes.
The Emmett index. [volume] (Emmett, Idaho) 1893-1925, 1916-02-24

Financial reports are that money is
in demand" AS if nobody knew it.
The Emmett index. [volume] (Emmett, Idaho) 1893-1925, 1916-02-24
He COULDN'T Get Even.

Here. here. little boy" said the be-
nevolent person. what makes you cry
that wayY'
"A Teller poisoned my dog" was the
reply.
There. there" said the benevolent
person. don't take it so badly.
But" responded the boy. 1.-THE Teller
that poisoned my dog has only got a
cat "-Indianapolis Star.
The Emmett index. [volume] (Emmett, Idaho) 1893-1925, 1916-02-24

Human nature is mysterious. Where
you expect a rose you may find II
pickle.
The Emmett index. [volume] (Emmett, Idaho) 1893-1925, 1916-02-24

You probably look no bigger or bet
ter to the other fellow than he looks to
you.
The Emmett index. [volume] (Emmett, Idaho) 1893-1925, 1916-02-24

Life is just one throb after another
in New York. If the auto bandits don't
get you subway cavern may.
The Emmett index. [volume] (Emmett, Idaho) 1893-1925, 1916-02-24

What a fine world this would be II
we all loved our neighbors as we try
to love ourselves!
The Emmett index. [volume] (Emmett, Idaho) 1893-1925, 1916-02-24

Temporary fury is to be preferred to
the lingering crouch every time.
The Emmett index. [volume] (Emmett, Idaho) 1893-1925, 1916-02-24

A stitch in time may close the mouth
of a gossip.
The Emmett index. [volume] (Emmett, Idaho) 1893-1925, 1916-02-24

Wonder what the advocates of the
Osler theories think of the old warriors
who are making good in the WARP
The Emmett index. [volume] (Emmett, Idaho) 1893-1925, 1916-02-24
Arabic Figures.

1t is now known that Arabic figures
were not invented by the Arabs, buI
by the early scholars of India.
The Emmett index. [volume] (Emmett, Idaho) 1893-1925, 1916-02-24

The trouble with some people is that
they continually try to get even with
some one instead of attempting to get
ahead.
The Emmett index. [volume] (Emmett, Idaho) 1893-1925, 1916-02-24
PITH AND POINT.

A stitch in time may close the mouth
of a gossip.
Temporary fury is to be preferred to
the lingering crouch every time.
Financial reports are that money Is
in demand" AS if nobody knew it!
You probably look no bigger or bet
ter to the other fellow than he looks to
you.
you expect a rose you may find Il
pickle.
Again the horse gets the worst of it
Blacksmiths say automobile roads wear
out horseshoes.
What fine world this would be If
we all loved our neighbors as we try
to love ourselves!
Life is just one throb after another
in New York. If the auto bandits don't
get you a subway cavern may.
Wonder what the advocates of the
Osler theories think of the old warriors
who are making good in the war?
The trouble with some people is that
they continually try to get even with
some one instead of attempting to get
ahead.
1t is said that the lemon crop is to be
doubled. That is evident from the way
they have been handed out lately in
various quarters.
That judicial ruling against the stock
ing as safe place to keep money is
another illustration of the perpetual in
justice of man to woman.
The Emmett index. [volume] (Emmett, Idaho) 1893-1925, 1916-02-24

1t is said that the lemon crop is to be
doubled. That is evident from the way
they have been handed out lately in
various quarters.
The Emmett index. [volume] (Emmett, Idaho) 1893-1925, 1916-02-24

That judicial ruling against the stock
ing as safe place to keep money is
another illustration of the perpetual in
Justice of man to woman.
The Richmond Virginian. (Richmond, Va.) 1910-1920, 1916-11-12

TOOK PLACE or AN ARSENAL


lexington, November 1.-THE vir.
4 sinia Military Institute 10 seventy
/ seven years old today. In IT. calsn-
dar. November IL 10 designated ~
Founders Day. There ID no formal
4 Observance Of the anniversary in the
way Of special exercises, but all tho
academic duties of faculty and cadets
ffe suspended all day
A number OF the alumni assoia-
, tons In different parts Of the coun-
try hold meetings on this day. Some
of them had their annual banauets
tonight. General Il. W. Nichols, sup
5trintendent. represented the institute
~ large meeting of institute alumni
tonight in Richmond.
The origin OF the Virginia Military
Institute came about in an interesting
way The State of Virginia maintained
during the early part Of the nine
steenth century two arsenals. one in
Richmond and one In Lexington
Replaced Lexington Arsenal.
L In 1894 ]. 4 l. Preston. a citizen
Sof Lexington. and later for thirty
Years q professor at the institute, who
4 was on the staff of Stonewall Jackson
OF substituting for the company of
State troops. maintained at consid-
sesahie expense as a guard for the
sestern arsenal at Lexington. corps
o. cadets. to whom should be given q
thorough scientific and military edu-
eation
This proposal was favornbly rel
<ssi"ed by the Virginia governmental
authorities, and school was estab-
The Richmond Virginian. (Richmond, Va.) 1910-1920, 1916-11-12
'e0eeHlAAO RESIDENTS
SEEKING RURAL ROUTE

Siaety-two citizens of Coochland
.nunty have submitted a petition to
.he Postoftice Department, asking for
Or esta hlishmsnt OF a rural route
fntn I.assiter, covering twenty three
en3ies To the east of that point.
II was stated In the petition that
~ ~ of tife residents of this section
If efoochland have TO walk two and
half miles for their mail. while ali
,rr Gaorc than a mile from mail ia
.SlfIes,
All requirements OF the Postoffce
Department. relative to the establish
nent- of this route have been COM
piled with and the citizens are now
kxaifing the decision.
The day book. [volume] (Chicago, Ill.) 1911-1917, 1916-11-29

Paula, 81 was down on my knees
holding those bruised flowers to my
breast, and when had ceased sob
bling I exclaimed; Earnest Lawton,
you are a brute, and l hate you,
hate you
I'm an instant his mood changed
and, his arms about me, he implored:
Paula, Paula, please forgive me.
Can't you see l was jealous? That
boy sweetheart of yours is the only
man / have known you to take the
slightest interest in, and when 1 saw
you wearing his flowers and you told
me you, who never accepts supper
engagements with anyone, were
going out with him after the show,
Just went mad, that's all
Is it because we are so vain, Mar
gle, that even the slightest fattery
makes us forgive real hurts? Be
cause Earnest was so humble I for
gave him Immediately without stop
ping to think how cruel he had been.
Even after l had become sufi-
GENTLY calm to realize Earnest and I
"SAS N4OS4OSLAS Jul 9ud14C4 " Tic
whole company and had gone to my
dressing room and put my Holets in
water, did not realize I had seen
cruel, unreasonable, selfish character
reveal itself.
Instead, 1 thought almost exult-
antly, Poor Earnest, he loves me so
much he is perfectly miserable
q tell you, Margie, no longer hold
to the idea that jealousy means great
love. It simply means a vain, selfish
man is not having as much Difference
paid to his pride and egotism as he
thinks he should have.
while I was on the stage with
Miss Dayton, Earnest sent out for
flowers for me and when I got back
to my dressing room 1 found my Vio-
lets gone and in their place a mag
nificent spray of orchids.
CT that -
The day book. [volume] (Chicago, Ill.) 1911-1917, 1916-11-29

heart? l have known one woman
whose jeweled hands represented
things she had had to forgive and
pretend she had forgotten, and an
other who knew, when her husband
was more generous than usual, that
he was trying to wipe OFF his sins
against her
Earnest seemed to think if l for
gave him 1 would give up my supper
engagement with JEFF, and l had an
other exhibition of his temper when
he found out 1 was still determined
to go.
4 am hurt, Paula, he said. I eX-
pected your greatest JOY would be in
making me happy, and find on the
first call of your old friends you
throw me over. l would have ex-
pected a woman of the world to be
as heartless as that, but you, my
baby child, never
Eyes, dear Margie, can smile over
It now when 1 see the extravaganza
Of such speeches, but then every
word spoken in that suppressed,
sobby strain that had made Earnest
Lawton's reputation as an actor cut
me to the heart.
AT least you will be wearing my
flowers said Earnest as I emerged
from my dressing room in a white
gown with his spray Of orchids pin
ned against my breast.
Yes, Earnest, but I don't know
what can say to JEFF for not wear
ing his
"As it happened I did not need to
say anything, for aside from slight
look of surprise JEFF never mentioned
his flowers to me.
However, said to him: Tt was
lovely of you, JEFF, to send me those
darling violets. They are my IA
voTite flowers
" I sent them, Paula, because my
mother told me once you reminded
boy o1vrToryo Of yrrE,fFo -rf,,Io4-
The Washington herald., 1916-11-13
Won BernstorH Notifies
Berlin of Document Theft

Count Won Bernstorff notified the Ger
man government yesterday that a sealed
package delivered by the Berlin foreign
office to messenger on October and
addressed to the German Embassy here
had been broken open and part of the
contents stolen.
1t was learned that Department of JUS
tice agents entered the safe of a local
hotel yesterday and secured documents
which had been deposited there by DR.
Graves, self-styled international spy.
Keen interest is manifested in the case
owing to the belief that sensational facts
bearing on the secret service methods
OF both Great Britain and Germany are
likely to be revealed at the preliminary
hearing on the charges against Graves
next Wednesday.
There are possibilities Of revelations
concerning the smuggling through the al
lied naval patrols and censorships of i'm
portant dispatches; how the system of
communication by letters. evading allied
authorities. is maintained. and whether
there have been previous instances of
the disappearance of couriers and their
envelopes.
Count Won Bernstorff authorized the
following statement today:
We have no further interest in the
matter. My only object in having asked
the assistance OF the American authori-
ties was that nobody could blackmail us
because we had nothing to conceal"
No representative of the German EN-
bassy. nor Countess Won Bernstorff. will
appear at the trial of Graves. it was said
at the embassy yesterday. Members of
embassy staffs and the members of their
courts. it was said. as embassies are ex-
traterritorial.
The Washington herald., 1916-11-13
DEMOCRATS WILL FIX
DATE FOR CELEBRATION
To- Meet Tonight to Formulate Plans
of Reception. =

A definite date and hour will be
set for the real welcome to the Presi-
dent at meeting of the parAde COM
mittee OF the wilson Marshall Demo-
cratic Association in the Southern
Building tonight.
Charles w. Darr. president of the as
ISOLATION, will call on the President
today and ascertain what time win be
most convenient for him to review
the parade. Unless present arrange
ments are altered, II will take place
Thursday night. - z.
Mr.. Darr last night announced the
appointment of DR.. D. A. wilkerson.
DR.. ]. A. Flynn and d. ]. Callahan to
the parade committee, and Capt. John
s. Miller to the finance committee.
Col r. IN. Harper. chief marshal OF
the celebration, yesterday. requested
that all owners Of automobiles who
desire space In the line, communicate
with him today.
From Democratic organizations
throughout the District and in Mary.
land and Virginia requests have been
made for space in the procession. All
marchers will be expected to carry
flags and every man who has an end
place In the line OF march carry q
torch.
A meeting Of the finance COMMITTEES
will be held today to facilitate the
solicitation and collection of subscrip-
tions for the celebration.
The Washington herald., 1916-11-13
PIMPLY! We'll, DONTBE!
People Notice 1t. Drive Them Of
with Dr.. Edwards OLIVE
Tablets.

A pimpIy face will not embarrass
you much longer II you get a package
of DR.. Edwards Olive Tablets. The
skin should begin to clear after you
have taken the tablets a few nights.
Cleanse the blood, the bowels, and
the liver with DR.. Edwards Olive
Tablets. the successful substitute for
calomel-there's never any sickness or
pain after taking them.
DR.. Edwards Olive Tablets do that
which calomel does. and just as ef-
fectively. but their action is gentle
and safe instead OF severe and irri-
tating.
No one who takes Olive Tablets is
ever cursed with "a dark brown taste, ''
bad breath. a dull, listless no good
disposition or pimply face.
DR.. Edwards Olive Tablets are a
purely vegetable compound mixed with
olive oil: you will know them by their
olive color.
DR.. Edwards spent years among pa
tients afflicted with liver and bowel
complaints. and Olive Tablets are the
immensely effective result
Take one or two nightly for a week.
See how much better you feel and look.
1oc and CSC per box. All druggists
Adv.
The Washington herald., 1916-11-13
COAL famine AGAIN
Threatens SCHOOLS
Buildings Will Close Unless Supply
Arrives Tuesday.

Superintendent of Schools Earnest l..
Thurston stated last night that unless
a supply of coal arrives by tomorrow
night several OF the large schools will
be closed.
The shortage has been apparent all
winter and it has only been the extremely
mild weather that has permitted the
schools remaining open," Mr.. Thurston
stated. Saturday 1t was necessary to
haul coal from one building to another to
relieve those buildings that had exhausted
their supply. This same practice will
have to be followed today.
The car shortage and the tardiness of
Congress in passing the appropriation bill
Is given as the cause of the shortage
ordinarily" Superintendent Thurston said.
coal is stored in the buildings as early
as July. but this year the money with
which to buy 1t was not available until
September
The Big -Four railroad yesterday seized
$50 tons OF coal that had been consigned
to a factory in Ohio by invoking a pro-
vision of the Interstate Commerce law
which provides that a railroad may con-
fiscate coal when this is necessary to keep
the road in operation.
Several large railroads have instituted
private investigations into the cause of
the car shortage during thee past few
days.
The Washington herald., 1916-11-13
DERELICTS SEEK COVER
FROM COLD FALL rain
Missions All Crowded During Dismal
Day. ~ z-:----,.-S .;

Wet, cold and detected after the rain
winch began early yesterday afternoon
had settled to q steady downpour. many
of Washington's unemployed took refuge
from the weather in the lodging houses
which provide q place to sleep for ten
and fifteen cents and a meal for a few
pennies-for those who possess that much.
Many who have not even the one cent
necessary TO purchase q cup Of coffee
were permitted to spend the night under
shelter.
Yesterday marked the FIRST bad weather
OF the approaching winter and at the
Municipal Lodging House on Twelfth
street the attendance increased one hun
dred per cent. The Central Union Mis-
sion and the Gospel Mission were also
crowded.
Not only did the drenching rain bring
physical discomfort to men with thin
soles and no overcoats, but depression
OF mind as we'll. Religious services in
the evening at the missions, with singing
and words Of hope. tended somewhat TO
tighten the gloom, but the city's home
less will be glad II tomorrow's sun shines
brightly.
The Washington herald., 1916-11-13
SUNDAY MAY SPEAK
At DRY" GATHERING
Evangelist Asked to Address Meeting
Here November E.

I'VE need the vigor Of q man like Billy
Sunday to stir up the anti-saloon senti-
ment In Washington. which we propose
TO get in our fight in Congress for tenn
perance legislation" declared Rev. DR..
Clarence True Wilson, general secretary
Of the board of temperance of the Metho-
dist Episcopal Church, yesterday. DR..
Wilson sent a telegram to the evangelist
last night. asking him to come here and
address a dry meeting in Polls The
ater, November &c.
. The meeting will be tbe first OF series
Of public meetings under the auspices
of the board. Through these gath
erings the board proposes to bring
before the public temperance measures
which are being prepared for the next
Congress.
An answer from Mr. Sunday Is ex-
pected within few days and local tenn
perance workers are hopeful that he
will accept.
The Washington herald., 1916-11-13
MEAT INJURIOUS
TO THE KIDNEYS
Take a Tablespoonful of Salts if Back
Hurts or Bladder Bothers-Meat
Forms Uric Acid.

We are a nation of meat eaters and
our blood is filled with uric acid, says
a well-known authority, who warns us
to be constantly on guard against kid
ney trouble.
The kidneys do their utmost to free
the blood of this irritating acid, but
become weak from the overwork; they
get sluggish; the eliminative tissues
clog, and thus the waste Is retained in
the blood to poison the entire system.
When your kidneys ache and feel
IKE. Jumps OF lead, and you have
stinglng pains in the back or the urine
Is cloudy. full of sediment or the blad-
oer Is irritable. obliging you to seek
relief during the night; when you
nave severe headaches, nervous and
oizzy spells, sleeplessness, acid stomach
or rheumatism in bad weather, get
rrom your pharmacist about four
ounces of Jad Salts; take a tablespoon
ful In glass of water before break
fast each morning and in a few days
your kidneys will act fine. This ia
nous salts is made from the acid of
grapes and lemon juice. combined with
llthia, and has been used for genera
tions to flush and stimulate clogged
kidneys, to neutralize the acids in
urine so 1t is no longer a source of
irritation. thus ending urinary and
bladder disorders. -
Jad Salts Is inexpensive and cannot
lnJure; makes a delightful efferyescent
hthia water drink. and nobody can
make mistake by taking a little oc-
casionally to keep the kidneys clean
and active.-Adv
The Washington herald., 1916-11-13
new SOCIAL NOTABLES
REPLACE RETIRING Set
Coming Congressional Hosts Include
Prominent Entertainers.

Social life will play an important part
in the doings of the Sixty-ffth Congress
for many prominent society leaders will
return to Washington to replace a num-
Der Of notables who will be retired by the
results of last Tuesday.
Among the more prominent Of the new
corners will be Senator-elect and Mrs.
Peter Goelet Gerry, of Rhode Island. who
were extensive entertainers during the
sessions of the Sixty-third Congress;
Representative and Mrs. MediIl McCor-
mick, Of Chicago; Senator-elect and Mrs.
Philander C. Knox. of Pennsylvania, who
are well known to Washingtonians; Sena-
tor-elect Calder, of New York, and his
family; Representative-elect and Mrs. AL
van T. Fuller. of Massachusetts,. and Gov.
Johnson and his family, of California.
among the Senatorial group.
The majority of these have already
been included in the social register Of
Washington. Mrs. Gerry was formerly
Mathilde Townsend. of the Capital. and
spends part of each season here even
when her husband Is not engaged at the
Capitol. Mrs. Medill Mccormick. who is
a daughter of Mark Hanna, has generally
had a prominent niche in local social
activities through her intense interest in
suffra gism. The Knoxes are more or less
familiar through the Senator's Cabinet
service and they have always maintain
ed a winter residence here. Senator-elect
Calder, of New York, had a long career
in the House. which makes him thorough
ly familiar in Capital society, and Gov.
Johnson and Represantative-elect Fuller
will be among the really new faces in
Washington.
Among those whose passing will be
noted with regret are Senator and Mrs.
Henry S. Lppett. of Rhode Island; Sena-
tor Oliver. of Pennsylvania; Senator
Kern. of Indiana; Senator Sutherland. of
Utah, and Senator Du Pont, of Delaware.
All of these families have long been iden-
titled with the social life of the Capital