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World's cresset. [volume] (JAH-ville [Colony], Fowler, Mo.) 1891-19??, 1916-01-06
BRAYMER MO.
n. Dec, 26th. 1915;
Rev. l.. s.. Garrett, Ed.

Rev. l.. >. Garrett, Ed. !
Dear Bro. in Christ: Il wish
10 thank ySa for your Question
No. 8. and the answer you gave;
IS I am now in possession TO
know whereof l speak. In 1896
On the II day OF Jan. the Lord
came and made covenant With
me and chose me and ordained
me to so and teach the people
for the last ,time on the face of
the earth, telling me he would
tell me what to say and do, Tell. !
ing me | mu3t 60 10 prison and |
prove myself first: this l did 5
times without ever being arrest.
ed. Was like Joseph when he
was sold in bondage to save
Israal.
I have been chosen for the
same purpose only on d ifferent
plan. I thell. was licensed to
preached, afterward ordained
IN the Christian Union chui ch,
preached Z years for them, then
preached 5Hears for the M. E
|.Episcopel antl 3 years for the M,
e. South, having become &C
quainted with the works of man
OF serving the condition of the
churches, fnling them drifting
! farther away from cod, I could
no longer be Il pastor. and refuse
$500, and a Parsonage, rather go
out I'D preach Christ to the
poor and suffer with them in
their Affections. Even like Mo
ses, than to be deceived any
longer. The Lord spoke to me-
saying follow me. went cut tt
meet my Lord on the first meet
! ing was held the Lord came tt
, | me and told me ! had overcome
everything he had ever ask mL tt
do, and now | could sit dowl
with him in his throne even a
? ne overcame and sit down will
= the Father in his throne. Tn
+ power fell all over the countr.
j, and 26 was resurrected f-or
the dead in, sin and trespass2s
and we're all made to sit togetho
in heavenly places.
' Now realize it would not b
r long until the Lord would re
v veal to me what to do; l hav
>. almost completed my Auto Bios
raphy and prosecutions which
had endured for the kingdol
e of heavens sake, during tn
IF the month OF Nav | had it prin
5: ed in Braymer Mo. where | he
Is preached all over this countl
10 for II years, and prophesied tin
t. I would fall heir to Christ kins
y dom. At this writing | am
t. full possession of his kingdO1
bt just received it last week W
~ hold Christ as the door is to u
- Kingdom. And the rest of il tt
w. Lord will look after,
I am nothing more than t
30 Son of Man here on earth. Be-
on here 40 years, fell into the han
I'd of cod at 16 years old, we ha
bt. walked together ever since,
nr are full par tners in every thi
VI He gives the orders and /. OBJ
his will and give him all
all glory, would certainly
.rit glad to meet with you and sha
of your old hand,
~ Your Bro. and humble. Serv;
' +. M, Hall.
Best wishes and Christu
5 greetings. - 'r'.''
me Please Give US the Bi
we1 proof for yoa being tie SOU
Man spoken of in the Script
World's cresset. [volume] (JAH-ville [Colony], Fowler, Mo.) 1891-19??, 1916-01-06

and dismal day of inactivity, but
now we are worse of than ever
as they are getting more anG
more grasping every day, and
you cant get loan any more un-
less you go with somebody who
can vouch for you and then you
have got 20 put up some oollate.-
al that you might not ever get
back in your possession or safety
first deposit box again.
No donbt the Ed. knows how
this is. as remember he was
trying to get loan some months
ago, and it is certainly hard to
get it where there is some one
presant VINO won't part with
their shekel, Speaking of shek.
els that reminds me of the Two
Man Theory, for you can't get g
loan of shekels unless there are
two men present, and it is my
|causeusus of opinions that | COZ
cur with the Editor in, and hope
that other brothers NAV use
these columns to freely express
their ideas on this important
subject, Bros, Mcclure. and
other Indiana scribes please note
, and let's deluge tbe Editor witt
, scattering Articles. We know
, the Editor has a warm spot ir
his heart for the Hoosier Col
umn, and there should never be
:, an issue that did not carry some
! message of cheer, fellowship,
:, good will, of verosity and chari-
: tablencss. Lets al; remember
p, tO be charitable at this time of
:, the year, remembering those
:, great virtues. Faith, Hope and
:, Charity Having faith in our
g. President and the policy Of the
C CRESsET. Hope in the better
q ment of business and the con
o tinuance of this weekly harbin
, ger of jest and argument and
# leastIy toy no means the least
q important, Charity to those in
need and our less fortunate ther
we who can keep in touch with
the progress OF society anC
puhtics as well as religion and
Odd Fellowship thru the medium
of Brother Garrett's Zietuhs
German for newspaper,)
Well brothers | must close ant
so will extend to all the brother
and sisters toe, my exuberan
wishes for a Christmas tim
long to be remembered in th
~ ANIMALS of CREsSETDOM, and
most ardent wish to see this IN
frs. literary contribution appea
IL in the Brushhnob blast, (Gel
~ man too.) So III say good by
:, this time and if this appear
will come again some other tim
y in the future. Thanking yo
wv ior all publication OF the pas
re aud hespeaking Tor this you
I'm kind consideration on, | be
,re to remain as ever.
bis On Is U. d,
re Nj. W Tntil
World's cresset. [volume] (JAH-ville [Colony], Fowler, Mo.) 1891-19??, 1916-01-06
H00SIER COLUMN.
HUNTINGTON, IND.

Dear Bro. Garrett; After
carefully perusing the Dear Old
CREssET, [ was struck with re.
morse, that while so many con.
trihutors from this good old
Hooser State has sent in their
news Items. there has not been
a single.Column from this town
along the banks of the historic
Wabash whose limpid stream
has been so immortalized by that
sweet ballad, "On the Banks of
the Wabash" and which song
the writer understand has lately
been accepted and proclaimed
as the state song of our good O'd
State. Who among us Hoosers
does not feel our heart thrill
with emotion and tenderness,
when the strains of that classi-
cal peace are heard and who
among us does not remember
the time when as youngsters
we saw the cabin lights cleaning
thru the sycamore as we tru6ged
home from our days toll in the
cranberry fields or from a tussle
with bear in the Elderberry
swamps,
There is a kind of a sad leelins
comes over me when | remembel
. my early childhood and boyhoot
, days-Bro, Mcclure RENE mberi
, them too, and while | haye no
} had the opportunity Of readin!
e. any OF his Blackstonian Article
, of late in the CREssET; | know
!, he would be glad to indorse an.
D thing might say about thi
\ here town, Its early inhabitant
: and settlers among whom wer
h the Indians of the La Fontain
o tribe ard it is the writer's owl
v prlviledge to have played Col
n beside the home of one of th
) former chieftains of this region
1t may seem funny, but sevel
al of the remanence of the trlb
, are still in great demand q
q cadies, as there keen vision an
= general wood.craftiness max
l them especially we'll fitted to !
LII cate the Elusive Golf ball ar
: then sell the same one back
ID you several times over again,
wi They should have lived seve
at al generations later, then tn,
! would have been good merchan
- - 10 barter and exchange al
i'll have supplemented our prese
he traders who ruiz the rack
ne stores and also pawn shops.
How we'll I remem Der "Uncl
.'e and the sign 1.-THE three Gold
;, Balls where many a time | ha
20 rescued my ingersol and
we claimed my cuff buttons fro
ng their clutches, Those we
ey happy days when we bad all Il
nc nc iewelry to tide US over the dl
Ike
World's cresset. [volume] (JAH-ville [Colony], Fowler, Mo.) 1891-19??, 1916-01-06
R0ll0f Honor

j.. Nc Cullouge
Minneapolis Mimi One pair
mittens and 10 cts. ii. W.
Carl johnson Minneapolis
MINI. Sl.oo'
Il. O, Pinkerton Mt. Grove
Mo. S'oo
World's cresset. [volume] (JAH-ville [Colony], Fowler, Mo.) 1891-19??, 1916-01-06
PUBLISHED EVERY THURsDA> J
AT THE CAUDLE GROVE.
AND

Entered as Second Glass
matter Sept. 1st. 1915. at the
Post Office at Mountain Grove
Missouri, under the Act Of Mar.
8 1879.
World's cresset. [volume] (JAH-ville [Colony], Fowler, Mo.) 1891-19??, 1916-01-06
TIE CREssET.
MOUNTAIN GROVE MO.
Route. 8. C.adle Grove;
REV, L. s. GARRETT. EDITOR,
PUBLISHERS.

N. G. Garrett and M. M. Bowers
The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1916-03-14

har father a little later, canning n AZ
Ter she heard the young man leave.
No, my dear acted The same way
when s,litlr Cay tirned me- down.
bless her for that answered her IA
Their
Gracious said Madeleine, glauc.
ing at The clock. Its hali. past nine,
had no idea il vas ~ late cts go
to bed father
At hai.past nine the Rev Spur
genn I2nprhrr who vas "a perform the
ceremony m the murr0w At Ten, vas
al 'ed 10 see nm Bennett AZ the
door NT aeerhor was Az Old Wild.
nw.r, and always vacnmed guests,
Fte vas glad Of the meeting, for nm
mad not attended church for several
Sundays
Glad 10 see you, Nj Bennett, he
said \ wanted 10 see you, IN fact.
I vas afraid you had heeu ILL.,.
III come next Sunday for sure,
answered. inn, Leading the way into
the parlor mora quickly than the old
sim IN he passage, TO fiud aim in
the parlor, standing before the man.
tai. Il know I haven't been DunctuaI,
Mr. Beecher, but I'll he regular III at
tendance in future. IN fact, I'm going
20 see the ceremony tomorrow
All, A splendid match raid Mr.
Reecher feeiinsly not knowing chat
Jim vas A discard.
'Isut 10 you believe Cousins should
MARI" asked Iim.
Cousins. air" Ot course not. Bur
they aren't cousins
Not Immediately. hut the Forsters
aud the Grants, you know. spring from
common stock. the iaoRs0us--'
You are wrong. exclaimed the min.
ister, whose Weakness vas ped grees.
The Jacksnns we're a cngnate branch
of
So excited did he become ii his
discourse chat, in bending forward he
lost hls warch It tumhied 10 the
door At once .im was on MIA hands
and knees retrieving Z
Here you are sir lie SAID. Why
your pocket : ripped
There was no doubt al .r. The seam
mad split, and rhe watch must have
fallen our taraugh the bottom
It seems u he going. anyway
said NJ Bennett Goodnight, air
shan remember shar you told NE
about the 5ackSous
ord Mr. Grseuacrs, the church var
ieu, vas 4 particular friend ~ i'm 3
hut he stared N amazsneut when Mr.
Bennett cnouP requested the loau al
the Key "a 60 nta the clock tower
What for' be demanded
7 Vant 70 see the upper
sclug crazy Head ache
No See here There's new
roruet in the Upper and can't see
The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1916-03-14
REAL LEVEL IN: DESCRIBED
IL soilo,vs Curvature ~ the Earth, but
Must Be at Right Angles TO
Perpendicular.

Has 4 level line the natural curve
nf the earth ar not II it. vera DDssi.
bic % cnnsiTur, a spirit level one
mile long and ID lay { ~ that il
would Just 'nsi upon a smooth budy
NJ water would It tNuch The water n
The middle and he raised nj both
ends
To understand what q meant when
We say 4 hing Il ievei We must IN.
tersiand what IL meant by Derpendicu.
lar A iine q perpendicular when, IL
extended sufficiently tnwrwards, it.
would pass through the center NJ
the earth This ~ he iue given by
4 plumb hnh A Iiue 4 level when it
Is At right angles 10 a DerDendlcnlar
line A evn line has The natural
anrre NJ the earth. 4! You had a
compass large enough 20 place one
point Al the center 0f the earth and
draw a circle arnuud the earth every
section Of his circle would be level.
II You cnuid c0ustruct perfectly
straight rod one mile long and place
it On perfectly still wafer The ends
would be abnve the water if the mid.
die just touched The water
The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1916-03-14
from the street, with the lamps

it from the street. With the lamps
shining
y didn't know astronomy was hob
by Of yours, Jim, said Mr.. Greenacre
unsnspiciouslv However. here's the
key Mind You lock IN. ana you can
leave it on the porch. under the mat
II IN not no when You come.
Thank you, sir, said Jim with hui
mility Nav / see the sine by your
watch?''
The old church warden handed aim
mis- gold presentation timepiece,
which Jim STUDIED attentively.
Why, ] didn't know / vas 50 ate
ne said. 'lIalf-past Ten
Goodness" said Mr. Greenacre.
The hours are lying. ana III nave
TO pa M early tomorrow 10 nave the
church ready for he ceremony
Harry Grant awoke At i've the next
morning with horrible oppression on
his chest He looked At the watch.
tried To sleep, was afraid Of oversieeD-
ng himself. got ~, yawned, ind be-
his packed tlIngs. Then ne Thought
NJ Madeleine ana smiled happily
Five hotrsi' ne nurTnured. IN
surely be N time. aud ne tried To
sleep again, ont he sun vas shining
50 brightly, iud his vas his wedding
tay. he dressed ind went downstairs.
lie had told he Inaid lot "a come for
a couple N weeks, amt he tide inilse.
which he mad ieased .ur heir home
ana orcupind during the asst month,
vas empty
Six o'clock came; seven, eight.
Hurry went INTO The Kitchen anu rlked
~ he remains ot i cold supper. The
ceremony was 10 De a very private one,
ana there was 10 be neither best
man nor bridesmaids. i4e vas going
% vail; calmly % the calmly
although MS heart vas beating violent.
~ and ne felt ike 4 man ascending
The platform If the guillotine. An
endless period passed. II vas past
nine. u must ~ t!me To start I1e
looked At ais watch Il had stopped.
he stared At It ighast, ana then. IN
Wild panic, rushed ont of the house
and reached The church i've minutes
before Madeleine ana her father an.
terad.
alone at The back the baifled con.
5Dirator watched the ceremony Ills
furathnnght had all been vain. Every.
body in The church believed that il vas
half an nnur later than il was. nut it
is no use fonliug With brtdegrnOm
On his wndding morning. because no.
Dndy knows what tlle animal Will to
Down the aisle walked the happy
cnuple, ia he strains NJ Nondeissnhn.
FAIRY shnnk sim warmly nv The hand
Old awiully kind nf you To
come ne hammered.
Not II all, said Jim. 'Nnt II all
Only ! wish, l4arry-i wish IA been
best man.
Copyright DIG, hy " 6. Chapmanl
The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1916-03-14
s,-ar- siras and TAI au.sra.

Many European nonarchs are n
shorter sTamre rhan rheir queens
s.nrge Y s several inches shorter
nan Queen Mary The German en-
press = slightly rlller -han The kaiser,
and IL IS alleged thar When they are
being photographed together William
sees thar he queen rakes A sea- While
~ himself stands
The ear II al Russias Is by no
means IS tall IA his acnsor-. and Al
tonso al Spain IS said to be head
5aor-~r rhan Queen Ficror'a Engenis.
Tie King OF Traiy hardly reaches 70
lie shoulders II MS Monrsnegrtn wife.
The queen OF Denmark, roo. IS raner
chan her hushaid
Exceptions ara the KING Of Norway
and he king II The Bslg.ans. The
after. ak feer rva inches IN heighr
IS the rallesr ruler IN Europe. far
per's Weekly
The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1916-03-14

On New Years eve, INST "a it was
getting dusk hrick!aYar's lahorar
walked down the man street OF the
city Coming To a poultry Dealers
place he stopped and gazed adn,iriug-
- at the fowls and game displayed an
the window slab One turkey az about
fifteen pounds weight took his fancy
After running his fingers through the
coins in his trousers pockets a few
times he decided on having that tur-
Key Picking it up he entered the
shop. The shopmau vas very busy
Test weigh this bird for ME, viii Ys'"
said he Why don't You take your
birds somewhere else "a he weighed,
suapp{lY replied the poulrerer without
locking ~ oh, kin 10 thar all
right, he replied, chserfanY picking
-hA bird NJ and waking auG With il
The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1916-03-14
BEST NAN OUT
BY GEORGE MUHSOH.
Till tomorrow, dearest.

4 III lbU1DFIOW, dearest.
And then for ever
parting kiss, the last that was 10
% for a parting. ana Harry Grant
went reluctantly down The steps Of the
Forster home, while Madeleine, his
bride Of the morrow, gazed fondly at.
Ter him rom the doorway
Il vas not late-the Forsters had
insisted on Madeleine retiring early
FOR ! good rest. m anticipation Of the
morning ceremony II was. in fact,
a little after nine, ana Harry had
hardly disappeared from sight when
lin BENNETT came M 10 the door
t;ond evening. Mr. Bennett. said
The girl, rather coldly One may bs
cold. even On ones wedding eve, 10
a rejected suitor
lin BENNETT vas in no way abashed
~ his reception.
Gust anne m 10 wish Won
mex ne said Why, Miss Forster
pour vat,'h s coming pff The chain
At no igilten hat inl; for you!"
I ton SOC anything wrong with
i nswornd he cir, }nt Jim, With.
mt answering. deity began 10 tighten
tle ink VITA lts Dnrketlnife and
humhnhl iinnping before the g.r,,
VIM waited, a,her offended.
'rilat'' all tight said sim cheer
fully Is hn aid man 20 Do seem"
Mr. Forster q u ais library, but
f son 20 MO iir Darnr con can wait
for aim 'a,d he girl cnldlv
Thanks, VIII SAID i'm. He lid
not 20 straight into he house but
passed rannh he back through the
Kitchen ryn minutes alter ne ne,
.ir Forster II tle Dar'or
just came % Wish rou all luck. he
said
THANK rou nv INV SAID The ald
man with emotion, i4e knew tlial ne
mad been nnn n ladrpmr'5 numer-
qua iisraris
Don't yon think Mr. }nnurtt acted
rather strangely" asked hn gir' NJ
The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1916-03-14
-sr suilelrca arrs..

Better The rudest work raa1 5eils a
story or records a fact than the
richssr virhour meaning There should
not BE- single ornament Drr mon
grsat civic buildings without some n,
elsctlal intention. ask.n.
The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1916-03-14
Robin at Church Service.

IN a Highland church on a recent
Sunday the movements OF r1blu
proved source NJ great interest To
the congregation. The bird had svi.
IDENTIFY found its way into the church
some time before the service, and ap.
pearsh &C. t,.e least put about by the
;resence ~ ts congregation So tame,
4 fact, w hat it had no hesitation
l taking US ,ttions close 20 the DC.
upied pews rA'vards the officiating
clergyman it sSarnd the greatest
'r,euda,;o"s. and ecv'i6antly Derched
IN the pulpit a,y hr.s.'ars aver the
'.rdiNg desk From these Ulnt' at
anrasa lily surveyed the mir y.
ter and cana y; nr T',r rahn
seemed 10 consider it duty 10 cake
a part in the singing. and an each DC
casiou when a hymu or psalm was he
ing sung its CHEEKY notes vera heard
accompanying the congregation.
The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1916-03-14
tnewl.eas Gained " Esn.-l.-.

= 'IN7VI-1+se ID T-a y -t-eTIe1I.e.
curing the Iast school year a teach
81 n the india apris aools asked
ter pupils 20 tel aer valch vas tha
a'osr Important, 70 keep the face or
tAa teeta clean. and Why. One az her
s11ais neys replied without = moments
hesitation. Your teeth. cause they'll
rot q, and your face wout@
The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1916-03-14

sforr women Should avoid much
Thinning On their skirts. SAYS a sash-
len writer. Fes, and SO should Iauz
women i their husbands ara shor--
Plteshurgh Chronicle Telegraph.
The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1916-03-14

Wherever 7su are angry or feel Aks
GRIM a..ax ar car az whenever You
ars s.aorF '-s~' ar Hornse you
ars consuming Fsar energy. wasting
YaGr s.-a..tg ard opening RE sia.ce-
ways i Jour- mental reservoir instead
81 sending The power ever the Wheel
% drive the mental machinery.
Iectsd-
The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1916-03-14

WsHf "A5s q Wssssr7-5 70
2ecacse AZ -Ea variety o. asses 70
which L is PIT Il - different forms.
taers Is 60 an4foru system q a,easur-
isz stone. Square feet yards z1a
rods. perehss. cords and tors are AZ
Included n The list
The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1916-03-14

New Jersey ret,ts .seG 4 tNo-dob
lar Dill a. 1,ass-.a or aesr They
ars rot the ar7 !srs Who hags
put al Tia aar-3 saY could ger 70
ssrEer s,-a .1.
The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1916-03-14

A Saaerha man 0oc TennaI rspcr-a
a working hard 70 perfect a device
hY WHICH an umbrella can be cpeuet
only eT its owner Kansas City star.
The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1916-03-14
anr.Iv NJ

Wiki Y XXI Pau-AIoha" IS the a
tional motto OF Rawaii, a sentiment
% which none but the most particular
can possibly take sxcepcious.-Ex-
cha-ge
The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1916-03-14
Way rneir Shadows Crew L.zs.

There Is notable and Welcome se-
crease In the nun, her II those Who
tsel sGaEaed - STATE lust how svsr7-
NM aEsst u be tore
The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1916-03-14
ENsr u-,...z-r

Yesterdays highest pcirr n
ar7rnert Is The starting point Il
today -PaGIlsr Fathers M7r--
The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1916-03-14

Evn rsport IS easy "a 1T spt 9ifsculs
10 carry
The Hattiesburg news., 1916-08-22

In view of the serious condition
which these statistics indicate will ex.
fist within the next few months unless
heroic treatment is applied, it behooves
the managers of the railways and the
large shippers of the country to take
steps at once toward the adoption Of
SOME plan of cooperation which will
result in the car supply of the country
being utilized in the most Efficient
manner possible. There are enough
cars to handle the countrys business
if only they shall be handled with care
land efficiency The statistics plainly
indicate that unless they are thus han
died there is going to be serious
trouble. Past experience has shown
,Ithat bad car situation may be made
much less ba1 t'lan it otherwise would
be by the exercise of foresight and
energy on the part of the railways aud
Ishippers and by prompt and friendly
Ico-operation between them"
The Hattiesburg news., 1916-08-22
rs The SOUTH MAKING THE MOST OF
ITS ADVANTAGES

this heading the
Rickardy Mobile the
it in will
the end Of the the prosperity that people the East
has reached here"
Is this Roble2 0
Of the South sharing
prosperity it should turn the in this Of abondn
new shpyds and other industries Brunswick and learn how
activity and prosperity
it out of
these war orders that the prosperity Of the East and the West
aggesvy
West We're being crowded with orders their factories being overhud
Southern
nave become literally hes n industrial activity an outcome of these
uaon had an oppoun n take step forward in broadening its industrial
building
% OF the South on far higher plane than they could attain for
shipping
opportunities
ports to go aggressSey into hbudng and some places followed the
except to very limited
extent and did not the the the
aues notca in
@ Of the East and the West and therefore they have not had the
Of business energetic
and vigorous
Moreover many places in the South have for kept themselves
busy talking politics energy and
state and political activities
available for doing & things constructive
has suffered the
~ new many new counties can pc created order
worthless politicians
wnoae leaving woa1 pc bns provided @
ast equay worthless The
e#ee - naopa sna and partly jussaaes me
aats into power IN Washington Il tho
Nawer 0f atstesFnanship, which o 'front.'
vah al ne tless with country richer in
resources than any other eart this hang head
8Rla amn farlasy vlion and make H. gld 5sss
peope are not equal mental ability energy to the
az kaq3 ssfse 81 pplHisa y aafssnatety too
The Hattiesburg news., 1916-08-22
Love at first sight is all
right, but you never saw
woman pick a hat that way
Detroit Free Press.
ON WITH THE GAME! LET JOY
BE uNcoNFIMEp!

In little bush league town out West
the ball club considers itself lucky IL,
at the end of the season, gate receipts
have been enough to pay expenses and
there is enough over to buy a round
Of cigars
During a recent game biplane was
observed lowering low over the park,
and the manager was just wondering
whether airships were to be added to
house roofs and knotholes as medium
Tor beating the gate, when the machine
lurched and dropped rather heavily
into Inc outfield
Presently tho hirdman opened his
eyes to find the manager bending So
licitously over him That official gave
a sigh of relief at the strangers re
turn to life, and remarked cheerfully:
Feeling all right, now, old fellow?
Then you can Just give me your quar-
ter and we'll go on with the game!'-
New York Times.