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The Leader, enterprise and press. (Fitzgerald, Ga.) 1915-1921, 1916-02-09
Called To The COIors
TIL YER RNER

Married the w. R. c. Hail. Tuesday afternoon at tvo-
thirty, Mrs. Frances Turner to Mr. Louis Thayer
The event somewhat of surprise of the
contracting parties and somewhat of surprise
veterans of the G. A. R. and the Womans Relief Corps
Arrangements had been made supervision of Mrs
Mary Green to entertain the large number of who
Vted to be present at special program be given this
The opening number the wedding march played by
James PARROT Entering this music were Mrs
Clara Bryan and Mrs M A. Green gowned white and each bore
an American flag tied with white ribbon Following them
Dr. and Mrs Louis Turner Mrs Turner and
Mr. Louis Ihayer behind them Mr. and Mrs Guy Josone
Completing the bridal party Mrs B. F. Knapp Samuel
averd these two ladies also white were bearers OF
flags tied with white ribbon They front of the altar the
color bearers making double arch with the flags other at
PENDANTS standing each side of them The groom stood
whn the arch and Rev. E. Oahood church
performed the The bride becomngly gowned
bronze satin with hat match She carried caquet OF maiden
lair tern pm roses and white lilies Congratulations followed and
the bridal party being seated the following 2royn dered
In apreiminay address, Mrs NJ took occasion to
state that that wasn't their usual way of initiating order and
encouraging any those present were eligible to take adva
tage OF Leap Year and they would be given the hearty n
ton.
quartette composed of Mesdames E Thurston and NJ A.
Green and DR. l. A. Turner Joe sang oonght Will
Come Again"
was vocal solo, "When You and Were Young Maggie
sung by Mrs. Joe Davis.
Rev. E G. Oahood address the subject being "Our Own
Country which and impressive and received with
much appreciation.
The program concluded by quartette
Lord the singers being Mesdames L. Turner A. and
Mr.. Joe Davis and DR.. l. A. Turrer
The bridal party followed by the guests repaired the dining
where beautiful luncheon served by the Relief Corps
The table where the bridal party placed
of the with the other tables arranged
red white and blue hung from the Of the ceiling walls
Suspended the brides table basket of pink chrysanhe
BRIDES cake occupied the the table delicious
luncheon served which all of the guests seated
Mr. and Mrs Thayer we'll known in the city the bride coming
here from Iowa when the colony founded twenty
with the exception of four when she the proprietor the
Prison Park Hotel Andersonve has resided here She is the
mother of Dr. L rner and has many friends who viii pleased
to learn of the happy event
The groom Union veteran pros1nenti in G. A. R. circles and
has also been resident of the city since its foundation coming
from Kansas
Mr.. and Mrs Thayer will be home their many friends on
East Magnolia March LIST.
The Leader, enterprise and press. (Fitzgerald, Ga.) 1915-1921, 1916-02-09

The Cordele basketball five defeat
ed our five on the home court by a
score of fifteen to twelve, Friday.
The sides were pretty evenly match
ed and the game was hard fought
throughout. The first half ended
eight to ten in favor Of the visitors
and in the last half it was very doubt
full which side would win. The Cor
dele bunch made a very great many
fouls and referee Claude Waters cal
led them all but their fouls were not
made in pinches. Two Fitzgerald
thrown goals were not allowed to
count because of fouls at the time
the goal was thrown.
The game was hot one and well
worth the price of admission but was
not very we'll attended-probably due
to the fact that is was not we'll adver-
tised.
The Leader, enterprise and press. (Fitzgerald, Ga.) 1915-1921, 1916-02-09

with dialect, speeches and songs, his
scenes in Shakespeare's plays, correct
ly and beautifully costumed, with his
demonstrations of foil, rapier and sa-
Der fencing, and his wonderful ply
steal culture work, make up program
which is entertaining in the highest
degree as we'll as very instructive.
Last winter Jansen went over the
Southern System, and in every town
made such deep impression that his
returns. has been called for to each
place again this winter. In many
places last year his reception was SO
enthusiastic that return engagements
were arranged for him for from two
to six. days consecutive appearances
Immediately on the close of his circuit
dats.
Although every attraction of the
coming Winter Chautauqua and Fes-
tiva are of the most brilliant nature,
Jansen is sure to prove one of the
most pleasing.
The Leader, enterprise and press. (Fitzgerald, Ga.) 1915-1921, 1916-02-09

. Did you Georgia in pictures? Well, Fitzgerald and Ben
Hill county get that advertising scheme which carry
the of Georgia all United States the
The comparatively small good
get out Of it and citizens should take this
matter and arrange for date have the story Fitzgerald and
Ben Hill county made for the No city Georgia
would
North Fitzgerald aside from the farm products and
stock exhibits that could get that picture, there
hundreds of people from northern State which could be
grouped clubs properly staged from Indiana Ohio Illinois and
the other who have furnished of her good
this progressive colony The Dixie Highway day. March
2Oth will give fine opportunity to thus kill birds with
and that will take this up with
view present the story the colony northern friends along
with the rest OF Georgia.
The Leader, enterprise and press. (Fitzgerald, Ga.) 1915-1921, 1916-02-09

We will have one-session plan du
ring the chautauqua SO the high
school pupils will be able to attend
without missing school. The season
tickets at one dollar each for school
pupils are on sale by DR.. Ford and
Miss Eva Vaughn. Get yours SO you
will be able to reserve your seats near
your parents seats. These attractions
are of inestimable value to anyone
and especially so to high school pup
lis There is a great variety of enter
tainments and all of them are of the
best sort possible. This chautauqua
will out-strip both those we had in
the past ir quality and there are more
shows for less money to boot. If a
high school pupil can afford to spend
dime to see J. Warren Kerrigan
shoot a pistol re can certainly afford
to spend twelve and one-half cents
to see world famous statesman or
a splendid company of musicians and
actors.
The Leader, enterprise and press. (Fitzgerald, Ga.) 1915-1921, 1916-02-09
A CLOAK FOR A TIGER.

Nttanta, February Docs it re-
wire half gallon of corn liquor, a
half gallon of wine, a bottle of black
dyaught and a pint of gin to properly
celebrate a communion service?
That is what Georgia officers are
considering in the case of Rev. Thorn
mas Lawton, country preacher in
8ichmoH county who had all those
The Leader, enterprise and press. (Fitzgerald, Ga.) 1915-1921, 1916-02-09

The Alpha literary club formally
issued challenges to all the other
clubs in high school for debates-al-
lowing tn challenged clubs the privi-
lege of choosing the subject for de-
bate and the side. This challenge
will be accepted at an early date by
the Beta club and not time may be
expected in the study hall sometime
very soon. The senior class seems to
have agreat contempt for all the 9th
er classes and as contempt is not good
for either individuals or clubs the "Ba-
tiers" intend to puncture the Senior
balloon.
The Leader, enterprise and press. (Fitzgerald, Ga.) 1915-1921, 1916-02-09

things in his buggy when on his way
to church and when Ne was robbed by
four other negpes, now in Jail. AThe
thing tie officers are puzzled ovcs, is
whether they should apNpt the min
isters explanation that he had the
travelling bar for communion purposes.
The Leader, enterprise and press. (Fitzgerald, Ga.) 1915-1921, 1916-02-09

The first football game was played
Thursday between the faif-organized
eigth grade and the completely dis
organized ninth grade with the score
six-nothing in favor of the Freshie-
proving that half loaf is better than
none. The eigth grade victory was
due entirely to the fact that that class
has more spirit than the Sophs and
men turned out to practice. The
ninth grade players were so mixed I'D
that they had three quarter-backs in
thefield and but one half-back-same
being Pittman. Pitt was unable to
pull off one of his famous sprints for
two reasons-first; the ninth was new
er in even striking distance of a goal
and second; because the eigth graders
would not let him. He made all end
runs, however, and probably kept the
eigth from scoring touchdown by a
ten-yard shove through tackle when
the ball was on the ninth grade one
yard line
We predicted sometime ago that
the eigth grade would get on top as
The Leader, enterprise and press. (Fitzgerald, Ga.) 1915-1921, 1916-02-09

If we just shoe the other fellow off for twenty years
perhaps by that time the boy solve the problem
The Leader, enterprise and press. (Fitzgerald, Ga.) 1915-1921, 1916-02-09

We are all sorry that DR.. Ford is i'll
and hope he will soon be back on the
job. We are not informed as to the
cause of DR.. Ford's illness but we
hope it is not serious enough to keep
him away from school next week.
The Leader, enterprise and press. (Fitzgerald, Ga.) 1915-1921, 1916-02-09

WANTED-GOOD DRY BONES
in ton lots or upwards, delivered Saw
annah ftcory, reply XYZ No. l, this
office" ct P
The Leader, enterprise and press. (Fitzgerald, Ga.) 1915-1921, 1916-02-09
School News
STEWART F. GELDERS, EDrroR

soon as a little class spirit was
awakened. Well, quarterback Ken
nedy-member of the student coun-
cil-and president of the class-has
succeeded in awakening that spirit
and now look out for the Freshies.
The Leader, enterprise and press. (Fitzgerald, Ga.) 1915-1921, 1916-02-09

You can't ahead of the small boy One told the other day
that old like angle Chickens get them both
The Leader, enterprise and press. (Fitzgerald, Ga.) 1915-1921, 1916-02-09

Some inherit Others require it, and upon
conferred, But mighty few able hang on to it.
The Leader, enterprise and press. (Fitzgerald, Ga.) 1915-1921, 1916-02-09

Under of strong emotions SMILE laugh
cry all in the same breath. A and grunts.
The Leader, enterprise and press. (Fitzgerald, Ga.) 1915-1921, 1916-02-09

Let the Leader Enterprise figure
with you on your next Job. ~
The Leader, enterprise and press. (Fitzgerald, Ga.) 1915-1921, 1916-02-09

To get rich quick have onl all of the money
sight and see that it stays annexed
The Leader, enterprise and press. (Fitzgerald, Ga.) 1915-1921, 1916-02-09

Talk for this town and we'll talk for you
The Leader, enterprise and press. (Fitzgerald, Ga.) 1915-1921, 1916-02-09

few people know Of the wise mans WISDOM everybody
knows of the fools foolshness
The Leader, enterprise and press. (Fitzgerald, Ga.) 1915-1921, 1916-02-09

Swallowing his pride" painless perir with peo
pie. Don't even scratch the sides going down.
The Leader, enterprise and press. (Fitzgerald, Ga.) 1915-1921, 1916-02-09

About the only rational method Of ,ompmentng lazy
TO forget to compliment him.
The Leader, enterprise and press. (Fitzgerald, Ga.) 1915-1921, 1916-02-09

Now let's prepare for preparedness.
The Leader, enterprise and press. (Fitzgerald, Ga.) 1915-1921, 1916-02-09

II silence golden political spell binders
The Leader, enterprise and press. (Fitzgerald, Ga.) 1915-1921, 1916-02-09

Boost for good roads!
The Leader, enterprise and press. (Fitzgerald, Ga.) 1915-1921, 1916-02-09

When you feel like kicking the just kick yourself instead
The Madison journal. (Tallulah, Madison Parish, La.) 1888-current, 1916-01-29
4 nAYE2M::E1 SM1NlA1GS=.

II ;s not necessary 70 build q real
horse" 10 provide smokehose fac,!i-
RES for home curing. j bottom,@Ss
barrel may be made to serve that
purpose. h;,.:lo
making & fire box q foot and s or ~
inches deep. Cover tiiisHith piece
Of ssee, iron, leaving a smoke mole
A. TIE urpor end. Place the bot
+or,,css barrel Over this smoke hole,
CHIMNEY fashion, lay stick across
the top of the DARRELL SO as 70 keeH
rain out without cutting off the
craft. get a little piece Of tin OF
sbeot iron to serve as a door to TIKI
furnace, and the smokehouse II
made.
The Madison journal. (Tallulah, Madison Parish, La.) 1888-current, 1916-01-29

job ,SCu'S
- a.. JCH l5DN
yol Storage and the OH Al,l

..I e.. jon lSOn :
.o.i Storage and the OH Alii
were blown down, besides other
damage vh:ch vas done at those
pIaccs. 81 Of the coiored churches
in town WIS blown down. ret enc
escaping damage. TIC 70" cc.orco
church which cost considerable, and /,
was built Just a short time ago, was
completely demolished. The white
Episcopal Church was blown on US
blocks. and the front addition "asi
blown down. All the roofing form
/ ing the shed over the front o1 the
Levecchia Saloon, Tallui.h Drug Co.,
Max Levy s. Co.. AMI the Iaiiu!ah
! Hardware Co., were blown away;
some Of it was blown to the upper
nart Of town. a lot Of fences and
small building were blown down.
and the Singles on several 'ce'Os''-''
were blown OF. III a''' '''"es.'
there was no one lnJuled' i"1
Journal Office WIS lucky chough
to escape with the shed to the bacH
gallery berry blown array, IN a
! y,:ecc OF timber Town through tie
roof. making it leak SO much that
it was impnSslH!e 10 get ou' lI'e
The Madison journal. (Tallulah, Madison Parish, La.) 1888-current, 1916-01-29
Pl0WS AND FLOWING.

When is q, plow adapted to SOIL
A pillow is adapted to a soil when 1t
turns under the vegetation smoothly
and does the greatest amount OF pull
verization that is consistent with rea-
sonablc draft and good securing
qualities. That is to say to take
extreme cases for illustration, the
sod piow would not do good blowing
in old land because itwould not give
the desired crumbling action and
would not cover trash SO well, and
the old land would not give salts
factory service in sod mainly De-
cause the draft would be excessive
and the plowed ground would be
LETT with an extremely Uneven tor
line.
/ Ofwhat does good blowing consist
Ia field is well plowed when 1t i
broken uniformly to the desire'
depth, with bottom burrows level
= with burrows of equal width. with
? Ssooth, level top line, with tras
well covered, and burrows set slight
on edge or tapping, as weatherboart
: ing on a house. This last depend
D upon the amount Of vegetable m:
e ter On the surface. 1t Is not d
i sirable to put all the vegetation
= the bottom Of The furrow witho'
it being mi;ed to q certain e1te
The Madison journal. (Tallulah, Madison Parish, La.) 1888-current, 1916-01-29
WARNiNG

Anyone found cutting tiIaber c1 lands
known as Citizens barh LGnCs, m!
owned by Morg2nza Land COMPANY va
he prosecuted to the full extern Of tac
law. This Company owns the Io.'ovi..#
lands: North Of northwest, r.. -
eas. !. south ! Of south-woat J, ana a.
solth ! OF southeast ! secrion .: l.5'
east j CT northeast !. sguta-o-st :,
south i Of southwest !, ard the no. IN
east . Of southwest section II; si-2
re southeast ! Q. solth-caso ! seton
! i8 all i, township - nos.h. laE"1 -
east, near bayou Macon; also the :9.,tl'.
east of section 45 and the east h"il 81
the northeast section SIS, to|ns4!p -
north, range IL east near koin'' away
bayou. MoHGANAA --A-'S ~
The Madison journal. (Tallulah, Madison Parish, La.) 1888-current, 1916-01-29
crHSYHr,.ri f}::%iGsm:.iiG cSSaSii3c
GC.,.:f::?:i@: fE03i.. 1!""ts
Tai.u.ah. Ia, Jan. 2G, 1916.

Tai!u!ah. La, Jan. 20, 1870.
Tie Democratic Executive Com
mite of tbs 28th Seoayorial Dis
t~;ct met at Ta,f,u'an this ZSth day
OF January, 1916.
The following members we're pres
cnt: G. ". Gains, Chairman, W.
{. Long BY :. Martin Pamiey, j.
Martin Ham!ey, and Al. Sewer Jr.
The Chairman announced that the
meeting was for the purpose OF
compiling the returns of the election
for Senator of the 26th Senatorial
| district Of Louisiana and for mem
he~ Of the Democratic Executive
Committee of the District.
! The Committee proceeded to COM
nile the vote with the following re-
suit:
East Carroll: 4. x. Annackcr, 81;
IN. C. williamson, goo.
Madison: ~. x. hmacker, lo4;
n. c. williamson, lag.
Total Tor y. X. Amacker, 100
total for N. c. Williamson, 349
For Member Lxecutive Committee
28th Senatorial District.
East Carroll: J. NJ. hamley' 233
Nv. E. Long, $50; c. S. WHY, 22S
Madison: G. W. Gaines, l23; A. )
Sewer. Jr.; D. N. Exams, 1875.
And the Committee declared n
G. Williamson tie nominee OF tn
democratic Party Coz Senator troE
tbc 2sth Sena .oriat District, and .
NJ Eanlsy, y. Z. Long, and {. !
WHY. elected from East Carrot
~ ,n,bers o. the Committee; and I
W. Gaines, A. J. Sewer, Jr., ana
NJ. Evans were elected for MadiSe
parish members Of this Commute
There being no further bushes
tha Committee adjourned.
G. W. GAINES.
/ !, MARTIN HAMLE}, Chairnfa
Acting Secretary.
The Madison journal. (Tallulah, Madison Parish, La.) 1888-current, 1916-01-29
'Rass NOTICE,

4 Ms, 5 hereby given that
hsISSTTSlss trespas sing, On
!, s,ss,IL,AsTl0N, in Madison
\ sEa'.oIllioltsd, ard all par
ia assing viii be prose-
. 7. MCCLELLAN.
The Madison journal. (Tallulah, Madison Parish, La.) 1888-current, 1916-01-29

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The Madison journal. (Tallulah, Madison Parish, La.) 1888-current, 1916-01-29

with the soil. When all the vegeta-
t;on is put IN the bottom CT the
fnrrow it sometimes happen that the
rise of capillary moisture from the
.ubsoil is checked to the extent that
seed termination is seriously affected
through lack of mositure.-E' B.
D,ran Louisiana State University
The Madison journal. (Tallulah, Madison Parish, La.) 1888-current, 1916-01-29

And the said result being ascar- .
aimed the Chairman of this Com |
n;ttec is directed to make pro2ia-
nation of same and to prepare all
needfuI certificates to be filed with
T.. Secretary of the State, showing
the nomination Of several oifc:s 8
receiving a majority OF the votes
cast at said primary election.
And it appearing that none OF the
candidates for the office OF Tax
Assessor had received q majority OF
tho votes cast it was ordered that a
second primary is hereby called to
be held Tuesday the % of February
I4i5, at which J. l.. Cason and Geo.
" Sewer snail be the candidate for
the Democratic nomination for lax
Assessor, the said election to b>
conducted by the same comml8
sioncr. and clerks heretofore see1ted
and in accordance with the pro
visions of law.
| And there being no further Dus1
ness tine Committee adjourned I
meet February 10th, 1916.
4. :. SEVER, H.,
Chairman, lroten
! joins Z. YE2GEE,
Secretary Pro lem.
The Madison journal. (Tallulah, Madison Parish, La.) 1888-current, 1916-01-29
CHURCH DIRECTORY
CIRCT BAPTIST

REV. A. w. FINCH, Pastor,
DIR. &. w. GAINES, Superintendent.
Divine worship, second and toarth
Sundays at ii q: m. and Up. m. ,o
Sunday School, every Sunday at ~ a.
Mid-week prayer meeting, every
"Wednesday a. p.
The Madison journal. (Tallulah, Madison Parish, La.) 1888-current, 1916-01-29
tiosby's Prolific Corn.

FOR SALE. Genuine Mosby 5
Prolific Seed Corn. $3.50 per pn'
j. II. SCf:REC'LEMAN,
Ashly. la.
The Madison journal. (Tallulah, Madison Parish, La.) 1888-current, 1916-01-29
TRESPASS Notice.

Al rc~zCns are hereby warned thar
tyespassirg in any manner on Talla
Geua uisrtation, in Madison parish,
La., is rroribited, and anyone found so
trespassing will be prosecuted under
the law.
The Madison journal. (Tallulah, Madison Parish, La.) 1888-current, 1916-01-29
CHRISTIAN SCIENCE.

Services every Sunday, II a. m, at
the residence of Mr.. ". +. COL
The public is cordially invited to at
tend
The Madison journal. (Tallulah, Madison Parish, La.) 1888-current, 1916-01-29

TRINITY EPISCOPAL
pFy ROBERTS P. JOHNSON, Pastor
Services, first Sunday at II a. m.
No regular appointment for the fifth
Sunday. ,oo
The Hartford republican. (Hartford, Ky.) 18??-1926, 1916-12-22
Chill dren Cry
FOR FLETcHER'S
g a 9 T O RIA

THE LADIES' HOME JOURNAL,
THE SATURDAY EVENING POST
and THE COUNTRY GENTLEMAN
wish to secure the spare time of a
man or woman to act as local repre-
sentative in Hartford and vicinity.
looking after the renewals of their
many subscriptions in this section,
and introducing these publications
to new readers. Payment will be
made in salary and commission. Pre-
vious experience is desirable but not
essential. For details address, with
references. Box 654, THE CURTIS
PUBLISHING COMPANY. Independ-
ence Square, Philadelphia. 17t2
The Hartford republican. (Hartford, Ky.) 18??-1926, 1916-12-22

ern Colorado and northeastern Utah.
the U. s. Geological Survey has for
three years been making field inves-
LEGATIONS Of these deposits. The
examinations have been accompanied
by mapping of the areas of hydro.
carbon shales and by such field
measurements of the thickness of the
slrales in workable beds and such
rude field distillation tests as will
afford primary information concern
ing the amount and richness of the
shales in different parts of the reg
ion.
Very rough but cautious calcula-
tions of the contents of the shale In
parts of the area examined indicate
that the distillation of shale from
beds over feet thick In Colorado
alone will yield more than 2O,000,-
100000 barrels of crude oil. from
which more than 1000. 700 bar
rels of gasoline can be extracted by
ordinary methods. A report giving
the results Of these explorations and
tests and an account of experiments
as to possible gasoline production.
both by the ordinary commercial
processes and by the Rittman pro-
cess, is now in press.-37th Ann. Re-
port, Director U. s. Geological Sur
vey, Department of the Interior.
The Hartford republican. (Hartford, Ky.) 18??-1926, 1916-12-22
sloan's Imminent Eases Pain.

sloan's Eminent is first thought OF
mothers for bumps, bruises and
sprains that are continually happen
ing TO children II quickly pene-
trates and soothes without rubbing.
Cleaner and more effective than mus
sy plasters or ointments. For rheu-
matte aches, neuralgia pain and that
grippy soreness after colds, sloan's
Imminent gives prompt relief Have
a bottle handy~for bruises, strains.
sprains and all external pain For
the thousands whose work calls them
outdoors, the pains ard aches follow
Ing exposure are relieved by sloan's
Linlment AT an Druggists, 25c /
The Hartford republican. (Hartford, Ky.) 18??-1926, 1916-12-22
Sure WAY to Man,s Heard.

A young woman who thought she
was losing her husbands affection
went to seventh daughter OF sew
enth daughter for love powder.
The mystery woman told her:
Get raw piece of beef cut fiat
about an inch thick. Slice an onion
in two and rub the meat on both
sides with II. Put on pepper and salt
and toast II on each side over red
coal FIRE. Drop on 1t three Jumps OF
butter and two sprigs of parsley and
get him to eat it,"
The young wife did so and her
husband loved her ever after.
The Hartford republican. (Hartford, Ky.) 18??-1926, 1916-12-22
A Defeated Candidate.

Somebody sent this inventory OF
a defeated candidate of his campaign
losses and he wants the readers of
this paper to help him enjoy-it
Lost. four months and 23 days
.canvassing; lost 1,249. hours sleep
thinking about the election; lost
AZ acres of corn and a whole sweet
potato CROP Lost two front teeth
and lot of hair in a personal en-
counter with opponent. Donated one
beef, four shoats and five sheep to
country barbecues. Gave away two
pairs of suspenders. four calico dress
es, five dolls and thirteen baby rat
tiers. Kissed 1875 babies, kindled
IA kitchen fires, put up eight stoves,
cut IA cords of wood, carried "a
buckets of water, picked nine bales
of cotton, gathered seven wagon loads
of corn, pulled 476 bundles of fodder.
walked 1000 miles. shook hands o.
0S6 times. told 10000 lies and talk
ed enough to make in print one thou
sand volumes size of the patent Of
flee reports.
Attended 16 revival meetings, was
baptized four different times by i'm
mersion and twice some other way;
contributed $4,000 to foreign mis-
sions, made love to nine grass wild
ows, got dog bit 80 times and then
got defeated "-Russellville News
Democrat.