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The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1916-03-10
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The Adagcr
A wee. sarcastic bi, Of verse.
a rhymcd rebukc. n verbal curse.
a metric slug To point-Of-ia jaw
For him who always springs some
saw
OF ancient vintage when. in cholcr.
We raise a loud, w~ell-founded
hollcr!
We weep DER Bryan's greatness
shrinkin'--
Ito calmly quotes that stun from
Lincoln.
"All Of the people you can fool
Part of the time''--his parrot drool
Is ondlessly exasperating
Whenever n speaks IL starts him
prating.
Or when DER Teddy's fall we're
burning.
cts a long lane that has no turn
ing
This human eraIhophone repeats
our every observation meets
with things original, like those.
Some day we'll swat him In tho
nose
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1916-03-10

ton the better It VIII be Tor Albu-
pucruuc ana ~, parts ~ tn, group
of men most nsistont upon injecting
political influence into city affairs
will be- the party ur group likely To-
fare worst In the voting This citg
hes had w. ni ct partisan politics
IN i's go, cruucut We need aud
mus, have e healthy Vigorous. ~
Rrcssi,c harmonious. municipal gov.
ctuiur Organization ~ which the last
consideration must p' party Inter
,af
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1916-03-10

santa Fo. y. NJ, March . u It'll
A~luullcrtue Foundry ana o,hlu.
Co Yesterday filed with the stat"
corporation commission an appeal TO-
a reutnd .u freight 81 :, cents a ban
dIcdwcight on three cars uf uto from
BIRMINGHAM Ma. alleging an oN'r.
shargC
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1916-03-10
PARTY LINES ~ CITY NIAiRs

hEDIcTI"NS have been made
quite freely that Shcrlr l"su-
Romero and ms political assoc
,.Htcs would dictate The lirpubu,ar
nomination for mayo Of AlbuluetqIc
In tn. election now close ~ hand. -
Will b. interesting g. vote "h"tH,i
Republicans In Albuquerque vUH pet
nit tina prediction 10 b. made good
and 60 note II adherence to party
Ines" viii be strong enough 10 over
come the obvious un9isdom Of pet
hitting anything like That to harpen
% them.
The less political influence" We
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wash two consecutive dishes and
would stab herself 20 death with tho
needle n she tried 90 darn n sock.
Naturally a great many such mar
riagos are failures. but nowadays
the motto in matrimony Is: III ~
first you don't succeed. try. try
ngain"
Matrimony is blessed with chill.
drcn. good homo cooking. pleasant
home evenings. golden weddings. and
g. at other times afflicted with
green eyes. soggy bread and harr.
trigger tcmpyrs. When a selfish per.
son marrics. the victim Ia to be
plticd. bu' when two selfish persons
marry each other. great good re-.
suits. They are not only removed
from circulation. brt tn yet what
has been coming 20 them from their
youth UP.
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1916-03-10
These Things Annoy One So

Dear Ofaein-Iou think You're
mighty smart. so let's see II you
car answer a real conundrum. ono
made up my own self. This Is 1t:
What Is the difference between a
tailor and a freshly-tarred automo-
bile road. b., Rolla. Mo.
We suppose, smarty, that II Is
because one makes mems wear and
the other makes men swear-eh,
what?
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1916-03-10

job with the utmost ln'rcpiiity 4
Young man who docs not earn
enough money to keep hims"lf IN
fuzzy hats will rush boldly and
%choorfully into matrimouy with .
young woman vino has never had to
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1916-03-10
Being Honest With j &.

NonI OtuFin Do vow 0IEU your
ttrC because YOU think II is good .
-. F., La Crosse. Wis.
NO no. javen, far from e. We
ere past forty. aud rid OF all !llu-
SONS BAT VIC are docpl' Ina
pressed vith william j. Bryau's
advice that all writer's should sign
tacir stun. and are doing this in a
rpir.t OF solf-sacrilcc. and to show
car nerve.
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Hints To Husbands

when a woman IN an allowance
sits around all day saying every
few minutes: well. | guess I'll
have to hire Jiggs to cut the lawn"
and yet lets J!ggs go by 1--WE or six
times and doesn't speak TO him
about It. the really wise husband
will get out the lawn-mower. hunt
the o~il-can, fasten the handle ON
and get busy.
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1916-03-10

where have You been, Wifey'"
Attending "a meeting Of The So
ciety for the perpotuation OF Sor-
row. and We passed q ringing res
olution against the remarriage Of
President wilson,
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1916-03-10

Il what bl.I-pIlycr may, hold
tie record for high batting aver.
Cgc and base larceny and all that
ioi the season. tho Panama Canal
holds the highest percentage OF
L.lGes.
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The Miracle

yesterday. he Wa a common NUT.
But thines have slipped a coz
Who calls him common nov. y a
nut.
We bought him-he's our Dog
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Esiuuiuiu I~'i1osofy

TIL mon who thinks Ia lone
some; but tn mon who thinks he
thinks, has no made { be SO.
The Waxahachie daily light. [volume] (Waxahachie, Tex.) 1894-current, 1916-06-20

Wayne Estes is seriously i'll at tn
home of his mother on West Maryi
avenue.
The Waxahachie daily light. [volume] (Waxahachie, Tex.) 1894-current, 1916-06-20
TRACTOR FALLS
THRU BRIDGE
LOYD KEISIE OF BARDWELL IS
KILLED ALMOST INSTANT
LY MONDAY.
DROPPED TEN FEET
Big Tractor Dropped Ten Feet
Through Bridge With Young
Man mt Bardwell Mon
day Afternoon.

Advices from Bardwell today tell
of rather distressing accident late
Monday afternoon i (which Lloyd
Kelsey, aged %, lost his life Kelsey
was driving tractor and when he
attempted TO cross the bridge over
Onion creek the big machine fell
through the bridge with him and he
was crushed to death. The distance
from the floor of the bridge to the
creek bottom was about ten feet and
the big tractor landed in the bottom
of the stream. KeIsey's death was
almost instantaneous.
Luther Green was witness to the
accident and notified neighbors who
aided in rescuing the body of Kelsey
The deceased leaves a wife and one
child.
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Rack from DtroIt.

DR.. G.. w. Simpson returned las
night from Detroit where he attend
ed the National Medical society and
incidentally saw the Tigers pla,
ball. Or. simpson was out for din
ner with Manager Hughie Jennings
while in Detroit and found him still
hopeful OF winning the pennant,
though IL was admitted by Jennings
that Cleveland has strong team
and Is making most determined
fight for championship honors. From
his conversation with Jennings the
doctor is inclined TO think that he
considers Cleveland the most dan
gerous rival TO the Tigers despite
the fact that Washington still holds
on To second place by a margin OF
two points over Detroit The doe
tor had a good time at the medical
society aud feels that his trip was
a very profitable one.
The Waxahachie daily light. [volume] (Waxahachie, Tex.) 1894-current, 1916-06-20

The educational Interests Of
Christian eIaurcArs II Texas are In
~ midst 81 ! great educational
cxnaInisn Tor the purpose Of rails
inx 91eo, ooo for Texas Christian
University 1t Fort Worth. Carr
Carlton colieEs 1t sherman and the
Midland cpllaEo Ten teams With
~ men o. each team are covering
rue hnndred of the LEADING cities
~ Te&as within me ncxt thirty
ctys.
Rev. Edward Mcshane Waits.
iessor u no Magnolia Avenue
christian church a Fort Woath. Il
the ieader- Tor the team which Is
n Waxahackic today. The person
~ ~ this team Il senaacr =. n.
cowsll. .Whitssborc; Ras n.
lovsr. Van Alstyne; H. Il prrets.
hastneas manager Of +. 81 and
The Waxahachie daily light. [volume] (Waxahachie, Tex.) 1894-current, 1916-06-20

Mfs Moiiie Lou LETTERS. aEea q
wears. ~iic Of 4 /. LETTERS. died Last
nssht ~ their hosne ou Niekefs
street following ten weeks illness
Faaefal services were heid this ~.
tefnnen AT su o'eloek from ths
houe and in,cFment followed a. -
cts oemsferY TIE Decreased has las.
ed Cos many yeafs ia waxahaehie
and has a iarxe circle og friends va
~tli - xFicgs.i 81 learn so heF dratn
size - s4rvite4 - Devoted ens
tans Aaa several ehii4nrn
Ehe fnlioNinz are th~ pail aearfFs
Um urookr f.avasH l'aui =
l-aaesf1s1- e. 81 u4Esla. lsex k.al
aaf * a. Lsafs
The Waxahachie daily light. [volume] (Waxahachie, Tex.) 1894-current, 1916-06-20
PERSONAL MENTION.

NJ. r. Miller OF Pluto Is mere 20
day
J. n. HemphiIl Of Avalon is in the
city today.
John ". Logeins Of Ennis was
here la;e yesterday.
Iotm p. Cooper of Italy spent this
morning In the city:
Barney Mckay and p. \. Barton
have gone TO sherman today on
business.
J. q Noorehead of Campbell ana
J. l.. Rymcr OF Wolfe City are here
or business.
c. F. winn has returned IRON
Red River county where he went on
legal business.
T. c. Gray and con, Courtney
Gray. are here from Ennis on WISH
TO Carl Tankersley.
Jno. w. Wood. candidate for az
torney general of Texas. was spend
ing few moments in the city sat
urday afternoon.
T. b. Truitt of Bristol was mere
Monday afternoon attending tne
meeting of the democratic execu'
tive committee.
Mr.. NJ. E. Reed and family
Ernest Turns, John Bell, and hester
Turns and mother spent afew days
fishing on Chambers creek las
week.
Mrs. w. r. Woodbridge of Denton
Texas, arrived in Waxahachie las'
night to be at the bedside of her liz
tile grandson, Billie Salmon. son o.
Mr.. and Mrs. George Salmon, Col
llege street. Late reports are tha'
the little fellows fever has aboui
left him and the chances for his re
covery is encouraging.
The Waxahachie daily light. [volume] (Waxahachie, Tex.) 1894-current, 1916-06-20

Scott, Dallas; w. S. Robinson, En-
mis-; c. P. Mosely, Terrell; Charlie
N. Worms, New Orleans; 0. II. Bell
Jr., FIT. Worth; E. G. Drake, Chi
cago; c. II. Schooler, Dallas; r. b.
Goldson, Dallas; T. c. Horton, Dali
las: E. F. Blakemore. Dallas; A. b.
Raffington, Dallas; Paul Fagala
Dallas; John Hopkins, Liverpool
Eng; A. N. Glover, Van Alstyne
S. b. Cowell, Whitesboro; E. M
Waits, TT. Worth; II. M. Durrett
TT. Worth; w. c. Hunt, City.
The Waxahachie daily light. [volume] (Waxahachie, Tex.) 1894-current, 1916-06-20

e. w. Gibson OF Waxahachie. This
team put on an inspiring program
At the Christina church Sunday
morning and nj the Central churcn
al Waco Sunday evening.
Tonight tho team VIII put on a
Life Meeting" for young people
at the church.
The Ladder Aid will serve re-
freshments and no offerings viii be
taken. Rev. Edward McShane
Waits will make the principal ad-
drtAs TO young people on the sub
ject Of the Actual and the POSI-.
BILE
The Waxahachie daily light. [volume] (Waxahachie, Tex.) 1894-current, 1916-06-20

The members of Miss Julia Hill
yer's class in piano will give a re-
cital at Sims library this evening,
June 20, at 500 o'clock. Miss Hill
yer viii be assisted by the elocution
pupils of Mrs. Harry Fugate. A
most cordial invitation Is extended
to all to attend. adv 70
The Waxahachie daily light. [volume] (Waxahachie, Tex.) 1894-current, 1916-06-20

IT II tho purpose OF the school
board to conduct summer school
term OF six weeks beginning Tues
day. June 20. 1916, fixed as soon
AZ the number who desire to At
tend Is ascertained. Those who
wish 10 attend should enroll on
Tuesday at nine o'clock. The tut
tion will be for the term and payable
IN advance. q. II. VIM.
adv So. Superintendent.
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Rogers Hotel Arrivals.

A. p. Dickson, Rice; Jas. s. Da-
Wis, San Antonio; j. w. Jennings
Temple; E. l.. Willett, Dallas; j
M. Elkins, TT. Worth; 0. b. Pres
ton, Dallas; s. w. Allen and wife;
Dallas: Z. A. Forshey, Kansas City;
w. Stiles, City; L. B. Foster. Wa
co; ]. S. Collins. Dallas; w. r
The Waxahachie daily light. [volume] (Waxahachie, Tex.) 1894-current, 1916-06-20

All members of the Home depart
ment of the First Presbyterian
church sunday school are invited q
attend the picnic At the Falls to-
morrow az we'll as ether members Of
the SUNDAY school.
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, . H~~~ &c . . . . . .

For feed aud fuel phone broad
head a Kennedy. Old phone is. II
Mr.. and Nrs. J. A. Freed. who
i've north Of town. rejoice over The
arrival Of a fine boy at their home.
-
IDEAL sARsAPARILLA works
out liver troubles. flushes the kid
neys, purifIes the blood. Good health
fellows. Try ono half bottle under
our guarantee. At drug stores. adj II
Members Of the Waxahachic IIu-
name society are hereby notified
that there will be a meeting of the
society Mt the Chamber OF Commerce
rooms at O'Clock Wednesday after
room.
IL lbs Sugar for 800. II. r..
Thurman. fresh meats and grocer
les. Phone s5i. I'VE deliver the
goods" adv 76
The directors of the Chamber OF
Commerce viii meet tonight in reg
niar session at the club rooms. 1t
IL urged that all directors be In Az
tendance.
-
The executive board OF the Bay
View club will meet at $3.50 We'd
nesday morning at Mrs. r. o.
cheatham's. All designations and
applications for mambership must
be filed before this term.
1s lbs Sugar for $1.00. b. Il.
Thurman, fresh meats and grocer
les. Phone s51. we deliver the
goods" adv &c
There will. be an educational rally
at the Main Street Christian church
tonight at 8 o'clock. Five
preachers and laymen from Fort
Worth viii have charge OF the pro-
gram. The young people Of this
church are especially urged to at
tend. Refreshments Will be served
by the ladies OF the church.
| 10
The members of Miss Julia Hill
yer's class in piano will give re-
cital at Sims library this evening
June 20, at 500 o'clock. Miss Hill.
lyer will be assisted by the elocution
pupils of Mrs.. Harry Fugate. A
most cordial invitation Is extended
to all to attend. adv rs
Mrs, w. A. barley of Longview
who was operated on at the santa.
rum some weeks ago, has beer
moved to the home OF her sister
Mrs. Dee Poindexter. where she il
regaining her strength rapidly. She
will 20 To her home at Longview as
soon as she Is strong enough to
make the trip.
o.
Friends OF Mr.. and Mrs. Jim Xii.
gore, who live on Kaufman street
will regret to learn of the death OF
their two-year-old baby. which oc.
Cured last night following a briei
ILLNESS OF dysintery. They have the
heartfelt sympathy of their friends
and the community in general in
this sad hour of bereavement
Funeral services viii be held tomor-
row at 10 o'clock.
o
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Cotton Blooms In Navarro.

ENNIS, Texas, June 20.-Rural
Mail Carrier George M. McCulloch
brought in the first cotton bloom of
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the season here today. 1t was
cured from the Fortson farm, j,
over the Navarro county line.
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Pythians Hold Memorial Seryic,

FERRIS, Texas, June POT
Knights of Pythias lodge here he
memorial service at the First Pre-
byterian church Sunday aftemoo
The pastor, Rev. c. l.. Dickey, co
Quoted the service and the main a
dress was made by Judge E.
Muse of Dallas.
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THE INDIVIDUAL AND THE
ORGANIZATION.

1t often happens that man, sin
gle, or with a family. comes to
city, establishes himself in business,
does we'll, and yet is little heard of,
little known by his coreligionists,
has few acquaintance and fewer
friends, not having any contact with
the Jewish community or any part
or section of it. When asked about
it, he makes the plaintive reply that
nobody in the community seems to
care about newcomer and stran-
ger, that no one comes around to see
him, to make his acquaintance. not
even the rabbi. He takes it for
granted that he being a newcomer
the community or it's representatives
ought to make some effort to dis
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Jews Are Urged to Be Loyal to
United States,'' was a heading over
a brief news item in the daily press.
The news itself was to the effect
that Jacob H. Schiff had told several
hundred Jews assembled for the
dedication of the Central Jewish in
stitute in New York, that they could
be most loyal to their religion by
being loyal also to the United
States. He deprecated the proposal
that Yiddish be spoken by Jews in
all public places.
The average reader would infer
from all that that the Jews are not
inclined to be loyal to the u. S.,
and that it requires the admonition
OF their leaders to make them so.
Thus do we see that great banker
makes very poor preacher.
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June 2, 1916.
EDl T ORlAL
SHAVUOTH.

The festival celebrated by us next
Wednesday is identified in our
minds with the great event OF
"Mattan Torah," the giving Of the
Law. That is it's designation in our
liturgy. That is why the Reform
synagogue has fixed its Conhrma-
ton service on this day, bringing
our youth once more, as it were, to
the foot of Mount Sinai, and caus-
ing them to hear and to receive IL
daiSm's message.
AS commemorative of the giving
of the law, the day has indeed be-
come most sacred festival. No
other thought, no other underlying
idea, could have given the celebra-
ton greater solemnity. Consider
what the Torah has meant to Israel.
During the entire period Of his dias-
pora it has been the source Of his
life and his strength. 1t alone has
preserved him, has enabled him to
survive all his trials and tribula-
tions-his faith in the Torah and all
it's admonitions and promises. The
hope of his national restoration was
a part of his Torah and his faith.
Only thus was it, too, factor in his
survival, and not otherwise. Were
not the national hope part of his
fervid religious faith, it would
have had no saving power. Let our
radical nationalists who were wont
to minimize the influence Of religion
in our history bear this in mind. His
law and his faith have been the
forces that have made for IsraePs
preservation. Hence his joy on the
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THE AMERICAN JEWISH WORLD

day that commentaries the giving
of the Law.
At an earlier stage Of our history,
however, as reflected in the Biblical
records, the feast of Shavuoth was
of purely agricultural character. 1t
had it's roots in Palestine's soil; it's
origin in the economic life of our an
cestors. 1t is known in the Bible as
the feast of the grain harvest. That
was the primary occasion of reJolc-
ing at this season. 1t is we'll for us
to remember that too, to remember
the natural life Our remote ancestors
lived, the close-to-nature life, the
most wholesome, most productive,
and most upright life human beings
can live.
What change we have since I'M
dergone! From a people of farm
ers, we have become people of stu
dents, traders, manufacturers, pro-
fessionals, and teachers. We have
almost forgotten what the primary
source of all physical life and sus-
tenance is. We have been made to
forget it. 1t has not been altogeth-
er our fault, perhaps not at all our
fault. But it is Our fault now, if we
still persevere in our present course,
if we give no thought to the more
natural life of closer contact with
the soil, natures reservoir of wealth.
How much happier half Of our
people would be if they returned to
the life Of our ancestors, the life of
agriculture, if every peddler, every
petty trader, every industrial toiler
became farmer, living a normal hui
man life on his broad acres! Think
of it ! No country offers such oppor-
tunities for such life as our coun-
try, and especially the Northwest
with it's abundant supply of land of
the greatest fertility. Is not this
festival of Shavuoth, the old feast
of the grain harvest, the proper sea-
son for us to take this matter to
heart?
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June 2, 1916.


cover him, to extend to him hearty
"sholem aleiche1n,' and to invite
him to join. He feels offended and
hurt when that does not happen.
Now, as matter of fact, the COM
munity expects this very thing of
him. The community was here
first and has been getting along very
we'll without him. 1t stands to rea-
son that he needs the community
more than it needs him.
The community has we'll estab-
lished institutions of long standing:
Synagogues, fraternal societies, char
table organizations, social clubs,
supported by its former and its
present public spirited, faithful mem
bers. One or another Of these in
situations a newcomer should join,
in order to make his presence in the
community known and in order to
share in the responsibilities of his
fellow citizens, even as he will some
day wish to share in their privileges.
Why should he expect the commun-
ity or it's representatives to meet
him, without an effort on his part to
meet them? Does he consider him
self of greater Importance than the
organization? Or does he believe
that by his membership he confers
a greater benefit than is conferred
upon him?
To us it has always seemed that
newcomers often use the alleged in
difference to them on the part of
the older settlers as an excuse for
their unWillingness to make the re-
CURED contribution. We have found
that those newcomers who realize
their obligation and wish to dis
charge it, and also to enter into the
life of the community, do not wait
for special invitations, but take the
first steps, and apply for member
ship in the one or the other organ
ization; become acquainted, make
friends, and have no occasion for
complaint
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Uhr Amrriran 5emiBh M1nrlh.
Continuing The Jewish Weekly.
Established June IL, 1912.
DIR. S. N. DEINARD, EDITOR.
Gustavus Loevinger, Associate Editor.
l.. H. Frisch, Managing Editor.

ADVISORY BOARD-A. N. Bearman,
Louis R. Frankel, John Friedman, Arthur
M. Harris, Sylvan Hess, Adolph Hirsch-
man, Meyer NJ. Isaacs, DR.. Isaac L. Ry-
pins, William Weisman, Hiram D. Frankel
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Entered as secondclass matter at the posi-
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of March 8. 1879.