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The Sunday telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1914-1927, 1916-07-02
YOU'LL FEEL
FINET0N0RR0W
If YOU TAKE A "LIVER-LIFE
TABLET TONIGHT--DRIVES
THE POISONS OUT OF YOUR
LIVER AND BOWELS,

If you want to feel the vim and
snap Of good health, then drive out
that catarrhal matter, and sour bile
that have been clogging your liver
and intestines. The best way-the
only WAYS to take "Liver-Life
Tablets" which contain a combina-
ton of laxatives that eliminate the
catarrh an bile. Nothing else like
"Liver-Life Tablets" You can get
them at any store in loo and Csc
packages.
start the Day with Smile, =
Advertisement,
The Sunday telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1914-1927, 1916-07-02
Hubby
Throws Poker at His Wite's Pet
Cat and She Files Peti-
ton for Divorce.
LAWRENCEBURG, Ind, July

LAWRENCEBURG, Ind, July l..
Laura French Losey, aged %,
has filed a petition for divorce from
Frank S. Losey, age 36, charging him
with desertion after quarrel about
an Angora cat she received as we'd
ding present.
The cat, 1t is alleged, drove Losey's
hunting dog away, killed his ferrets,
ate up a steak he bought and turned
over a bottle Of milk. Then Losey
hit tho cat with the stove poker and
killed 1t, starting quarrel.
The Sunday telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1914-1927, 1916-07-02
RECORD BROKEN
BY Some U. S. Marines in Trip
from San Francisco to
Pekin.

PEKIN, China, May 1.-The record
for trans-Pacifc travel from San
Francisco to Pekin by the Southern
route was lowered twenty-fours when
Corporal John Alexander and four
teen prIvates OF the United States
Marine Corps arrived here for duty
with the American legation guard Of
marines, after having been thirty-four
days enroute from San Francisco. The
best previous record was thirty-fve
days and nine hours.
The party of United States marines
left San Francisco via an army trans
port, and at Guam, Mariana Islands,
transhipped to the U. S. S. Brooklyn,
which brought them directly to Shan
ghai. They came from Shanghai TO
Pekin by rail.
The Sunday telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1914-1927, 1916-07-02
Try a Cup. Of
Coffee for Headache
With a Little "CeIery.NIist"-Reliet
is Almost Instant,

Do you suffer from headache? Then
try this: Take some "Celery-Mist"
and follow with cup of coffee, You'll
be surprised how quick your head
will stop aching. Thousands Of peo-
ple md this method gives instant and
pleasing results. 1t will cost you only
1Oc to get package of "Celery-Mist'
at any good store. Superior to rome
dies that cost twice as much. Also
good for neuralgia, cold In the head
and aches and pains Of grippe. Con-
taips no opiates or narcotic drugs
Advertisement
The Sunday telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1914-1927, 1916-07-02
MILES OF CANNED FISH.

VANCOUVER, July IA cargo Of
salmon recently shipped out of Van
couver consisted of 100000 cans, val
ued at 100000 wholesale. Laid end
to end, the cans would reach dis
lance OF 452 miles.
The Sunday telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1914-1927, 1916-07-02
In Honor OF NcwIyweds.

A reception was given at the Metho-
dist Episcopal church by the Ladies'
Aid and the Methodist Episcopal choir
in honor OF Mr. and Mrs. Ralph MUIR
ply who were recently married at the
brides home in Kentucky During the
evening, Mr. and Mrs. Murphy were
presented with beautiful silver set.
The Sunday telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1914-1927, 1916-07-02
Lonely African Pygn1y
Dies by His Own Hand

CUuhl'
Electrical experts regard this plan
as more practical than that suggest
ed by John Hays Hammond, Jr They
claim that the electrical waves nee
essary to control his torpedo might
be neutralIzed. The torpedoes fired
from the submarine caissons would
not be affected by any such attempt
ed Interference.
The Sunday telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1914-1927, 1916-07-02
Handsome Imported
Mohair Suitings

Customers who have made selections
from our imported mohair have been
delighted with its exceptional quality.
This delight has been intensified upon
delivery Of the tailored garments.
These fabrics, which are finished BY
a special process and "cfaven2tte-
PROCEED" hold their shape well and
seldomneedpressing. Wetailor them
to your order at our Interchangeable
price
The Sunday telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1914-1927, 1916-07-02
VOTE IN SCHOOL
ELECTION IS
A TIE
Ballots Will Be ReCounted by
County Court Of Doddridge
County Monday.

WEST UNION, July 1.-The school
election held Thursday to vote on es-
tablshing a high school at Smithton,
proved a tie, the vote being l0l-101.
There will be a recount Of the votes
Monday,
The Sunday telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1914-1927, 1916-07-02
CENIENT BLOCKS.

Lime, plaster, cement, sand, sewer
pipe, etc. Prices right, quality and
service our speciality. Both phoneS'
G, N, WEST. Feed SUNNY staEA
The Sunday telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1914-1927, 1916-07-02
ATTENTIoN no FoRD owNERs

Get an Electric Starting and
Lighting System. Welch-Smith
Electrict Company, 232 Court St.
Freie Presse fuÌˆr Texas. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1865-1945, 1916-11-28
Mnfrnf Der 5emtId) Mmerifamiiden
Sanbelsfammer tm geeip Wprf.

aus Seem Oorf gebt nfs nahfte-
benoer 9lufrnf gu:
yDas 8ol6 Ser 9laiierten rui11iert
9lmerifa, oagegett miro es onrd, Die
angeiiberten 4nleiben uno ShnB=
anltsnoten Der 9laiiertett reid nlto
glilflid) genadt."
0fan ioate es nift fir moglid)
baltet, Dob 0ieier llniinn ernitbaft
beballptet peroen fonrlte; urlo bod
miro unter Der 5iibrung BON S. q.
Wforgm & Co. eifrig oafiir Yropa=
ganon in ben Ser. Staaten genaft
Die Satia6e tit, oaB England uno
leine Maiierten ni6t nlebr i'm Stan=
De itnb, ibre 4nfaufe in oen Scr
Staaten 0urb @oIb5ablungen, oen
gerfauf anrerifanilder @ertpapiere
ooer geiiherte Mnleiben gu oefeil.
Oarum ioa nun Dem amerifanilfell
Goife eingereoet neroen baB bnrd
Die 5ortiebung oes englii6=fran5o=
iileb rlliiiiben @ololtrones cine
Banif beraufbeidmoren uno oas
2ano rniniert miro. ltno oaB Die
BroIperitat nur ollrd} oie lleber-
nabne ltngebedfter 9lnleiben uno
Sdabalntsi6eire perldngert lperoe.l
fann.
Sic glIiierten limo am gnoe ibrer
finan5iellen Weittel angefon1nlen, lie
fonnerr nur ipeitere 8e5iige aus lme-
rifa nra6en, ipefn anlerifaniibe
8anfen ltti0 8anfiers lire 5tpeifel-
baften Ydpiere in 3ablling nebnleu.
slber aud oas rniBte, ieIbit menn
an1erifaniihe 5inan5iers, oenen oas
8olf iein @elo onpertraut bat, pirf
lih 10 geipiiIenlos lem uno auf ben
8oriblag efngeben io1lteil, idlieBlid,
elm grlbe nebnlen. ltn6 oann2
Gin @rah, ipie ibn bic Gereinig=
ten Staaten nienlals erlebt ba6en.
gine &ataitropbe, Die oas 2a1o tpirf=
lih auf Sabr5ebnte ri,inieren miiroe
sseber patriotiibe slnlerifaner ioll=
te oarum nnper3iiglid) S6ritte er-
greife1l, Inn 6ieie orobefloe aalanli=
tdt 5u perbiiten. gr iollte ldleunigIt
feline 9anf barauf alifnterfiam ma-
den. ipie eefabrlih es fir lie tpdre,
irgenoipelde Sonos in ingeiiderten
9(nleiben ODER Soften bet sllliierten
an5ulegen. 9ieie Sadie lit augen-
blidlid) BON allergroBter @idtigfeit,
90 Worgan tno 8enoiien ibre game
Mtaht imo ibren groben giitflnB
ouf Sic Sinan5iitititltte oes 2anoes
ausiiben. 9arltm nlltB ihnen llnO
enereii6 gebanoelt tperoeng ebe es 8n
lp1t llno oas gan3e 2aiio Dem nll-
rettbaren 9fuin perfallen it,
Die 9eutib- b-9lmerifaniif)e Sanoels
TANNER.
Seinri6 CHARLES, Sefretar.
Freie Presse fuÌˆr Texas. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1865-1945, 1916-11-28

Illus Berlin iuiro gemelbet, oaf
bic 0entiden nnb Ceiferreider Sas
am n0r6liden Mltffuiic liegen6e Mr-
tea be Nr65is mno bas iiiSlid) BON
gnfareit liesenoe Wnergieip genom-
men baben. Beioe Grobernmgen fino
bon groher 8ebentung. Wht Der Gin
nabme grtea's lit Der Iette 8ioer-
itano Der 9htntanen In jener Begenb
gebrsden nn6 NIT Der Ginnabme
Dom @ncrsielu 1T man bis anf 81
Neilea an Bnfareit berangeriift nno
fat bic Balm erreidDt, Die bireft mad
gmfareit fabrt.
Der gllt.Jlnk, ppn ben trans-
Iglpaniiden Mipen bis binnnter nadj
Der 0pnnn, lit Jest Inn 8efiB Der
9ciltiden mno Ceiterreider. Cir ba-
ben ben Sopolos dlnf ii6eridritten
mno iinb 5iuiid)en @uiibe @eoe nnb
@aleni iueiter scgcn gnfarelt por-
geriift. Sn Jolge 6es idDneaen @or-
riifens bat man and nid)t piele
8cfangene semadt, immerbin lpirS
uun 1900 Wianm beridJtet, bic ge-
fangen genOmnien iinb.
Sine 9cpeidDe ans Snfareit mel
Set, Die CeiterreidJer nnS bic Semt-
ldem radten pon glleran6ria gegen
Gitem Dpr. 0abrideinlidl wullten iic
nadl Gjinrgicip, nm bort bic nad) gn-
farcit iiibrenoe gabn in geiit III be.
fommen. Sm Der Gesemo bOn amr.
tea be Nrosio, am n0rblidlen Seile
oes sIIt, ieten oieyinmdnen oem gor.
Srinecn Der Ceiterreidrr ano Dent
idJeu nod iminfr einen energildeil
@iSerltau6 entgegen. Der @erlnii
Der rieiiscn Celanellen lit fir Die 9iu-
mGneu bum unsebenrer geoentung
nno fir feline @esner Elm grocer &c
iuinn. Man bat besluesen in elmer
Freie Presse fuÌˆr Texas. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1865-1945, 1916-11-28
Surge l1tberiidt.

ltmier yyeberal 9aeierpe
8oaro" iparnt bic 8anfen bpr
9arleben an's g(nslanb amf
lange 3eit.
Die GnglGnoer iollem in
Masebpnien iiber ben |ar0ar
segangen iein. sSn Der &c
senb ppn Nonaitir iinS Id)arfe
Sdinpfe inn Gauge.
syalfenbagnfs mnb Weafenz
ien'ns Srnppen sicben BON
Iieranoria 6itlid nad @inr=
sieiu, nm bic bortige gabn sit
nebmen. Der ganse Mltflnf lit
in ssalfenbapn's 8eiik. Uner-
lem nnb Nrtea bon oen bent
i6em @erbiimSetem genpmmem.
Die rnmGniIdJe 9fesiermng
nnb Der aDnig fupllen 8nfa-
reft perlaiien.
9entid)e 2mftidiffe greifen
bic Wprbfiiite ppn GnglanS an.
England beripeigert oent
nenen 0iterreid)aIdjen 0eianb-
rem in @aIbington freies 0e-
lett.
%rins Qeopolo bon Sapern
ioll angeblidl a0nis BON EDlen
irerSen.
Die graber id)lasen Die Sta
liener an Der Grense pon Sri-
peiis mnb Ennis nnb bringen
in snnis Elm.
9sulen in Chicago oanfem
Se,itId)lano fiir bic GrridDtung
Oes Tolenreides.
9entidr iimteriecbopte nebs
men i'm Ganal elm cngliid)es
9setrOnillenihiff. a
Freie Presse fuÌˆr Texas. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1865-1945, 1916-11-28
Refine 6eWlbbelt
lltbtr Das G9idiaI pen
Gbibuabua.
Crevino und .Ozuna
2lniheineno nod in Der
5taot.
Gin iteuer Spesialvertreter I'M
fere$ PrdIfdenteit.

Sn Gf Yaip lit cine, ais pri-
uaten Gmellen itamnten6e 9eafridt
einsetroffem, nad Der @iaa i'm 8eiik
Gbibnabna's lit mnb Srepino iidl aus
linn snriidgesusem fat, nm bic Srap-
pen Witrgmia's 5it erluarten itiiS
oann, nit linen saiantmen, Sie
Stabt uteber at erubern. Cine an-
bere Sepeifje 1eloet, @tla stebe
nad gtoroen 81 nnb iuolle Saares
angreifen. sSn Sttares lit man ie6r
beiorgt, es liegen bort MIR nnsefabr
fiinfbnnbert Splbatem. slndJ ams
Sonslas miro semeloet, Saf Siaa
Jest Gbibnabna i'm geiit babe.
@leidseitig mirb bon bortber gemel=
bet, Die Staot slrisaba i'm Stnate
@era grns lei pon 2esaliitas beiett.
Sine anseblidJ ans Gbibmabna iel6it
fummenbe 9sadJridJt ,nelSet bagegen,
@iGa besinne feline srnppem ans
Gbibnabma smriifSn5ieben. Seine
eemte ieien 6is amf 5iueibnnbert aus
Der Stabt getrie6en ino bieie 3ipci-
bmnSert batten fid) I'M nurbmeitli-
fJen Seile Der Stabt berid)anst ieien
aber ldon mmitellt nno iuiirben je-
oenfalls bernidjtet iperoen. @illa
babe Ntangel an Wfnnitiom. @ene-
raj Srepimo ba6e bic Grflarmng ab-
gesebeu, baf bie garransiita's Sie
Gage pollitanSig beberridJten. Seine
Srnppen feiertem jett ben Sies.
Bonn bieiigen 0prt ams ipiro
seimelSet, oaf man iidD bort in ben
uiberiprefenSen yeadridten audi
nidJt snred)t finbe, es id)eine aber
budt ais luenn Srebinp nnb Ssnna
md, in Der Staot Ieien iino ais iuenn
@illa nmsefGbr flint Meilen fiiolid)
pun ibr lasere. sllle ideinen Man-
gel an Wnnitiun sm leioem.
Cine Welonmg ams sSmarcs
Iast, Der aampf nm Gbibnabna lei
mod INNER nid)t entidlieben. sre-
pino nnb G5nna ieien in Ser StaSt
nno Tilla itebe liiolid) BON ibr. Die
Hesiertnastrmppen batten iid) mod
nid)t snriifsesosen, a6er man marie
ifJmer5lid] anf Mnrgnia nnS leine
Srnppen, Die Der Stabt Grl6imng
bringen iollten.
- Sir Yeribins's Srnppen mirS
Elm grpfes SanfIagnnssSinner bcr-
ncridDtet. Sed)stanlenb Efnnb Em-
ter, 1000 Hfnnb Ireifelbcercn, 100
Siiten NIT Slepfel nub Srangem
1000 YfnnS Ilmmpnboing mno
1000 EfitnS Siieiafeiten iinb oafiir
angeidlafft iuprben.
- SSm merifaniIfcn Staatc gm-
eatan ioll bnrdD idliuere Stiirme eim
Sdpaben nun mebreren hnnberttam-
Ieno Dollars an ben Ieloern mnb
@ebamSen angeridJtet Elm.
- 8ie cs idleint, lit Senrp Mur-
sentbam, mnierer friiberer 8otldaf-
ter in Der Siirfei, in lpesieIler MiI-
lion nadt Ierieo sereiit.
Freie Presse fuÌˆr Texas. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1865-1945, 1916-11-28

Ssn elmer Dor oen 9uiloina
Srooes ltnionen in Baltimore gebal-
tenen 9ieoe erflarte Der 8rdiioent Die
fer @ereinigrtna. Sbonlns gSil-
lianns, boB oie bdufiaen Streifs oen
9lrbeitern mlr gum S6aoen eereid)-
ten rmo 10 piel mie noglih beieitigt
iperben iollten; er lit Ser glniidt, oas
lofole Streifs iiberbatpt nid)t err
flart iueroen follten, ebe 1id)t NIT
Der Saupt Organization ooriiber
&iifiprahe genommen iei. Die Heoe
imiroe bon ben Mnipelenoen nit
eroBem 8eifaa mifgenommen.
Freie Presse fuÌˆr Texas. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1865-1945, 1916-11-28

'~s'fS nv WI Wv ShStuuot%f wv
bisber 5luiiden SDiran ,lnS Ceres,
itanoen, ibreStelInna bebeuteno ans
sebebnt baben miiften. SieIe Nus
oebnans MIN mill Die SepeidJe ba-
init erflarem, 0af entipeSer Die Ser
ben, Jransoien mnb Staliemer lire
Srnppem n6rSlid bei Mpnaitir not-
luenSis gebramdDten, nn Die 9ent>
lden itnS Snlgaren BON Momaitir
smriifsnBalten nno Oak oes9afb oic
GnglGnSer ii6er ben @arbar geben
mnkten uber baf Die sllliierten ei-
men Ingriff anf Die gerfin-aon.
itantinupel Sabn MAIDEN uollteit.
Die eritere slnnabme mag iuDl rid)s
tig Iein, Die lebtere lit porlGnfig
ltniinm, oeun bort nnten am @ar-
oar iiao bic 9llliierten nod ipeit bon
Der iosenammten Crieltbabn eut=
fernt.
Die bentidDe 9lbmiralitGt meloct,
bentide &riessId)iffe, iuabrideinliA
ltnterieeboote, bittem abermals eli
men glnsflng nad oem &anal geiuad)t
iinb in Der 9fabe BON 2pipestoft ein
engliid)es 9satronillenIdiff NIT
iammt ieiner Seiatnns gefapert
Die Seitlden baben Die britiid]en
Gimien, nDrSlidJ BON gnern, idDarf
beidJoiIen.
Griedenlano bat bei ben nemtra-
Zen Madtcn geeen ben 9rnd prote-
itiert, ben Die GntentemadDte amf sic
gricGiidjc 9iegiernng mno Oas grie-
dviidJe @ulf ansiibten.
Wefansens rmmGnii6e Sffisiere
ba6cn, iuie ans Berlin semelbet
iuirb, erflGrt, oak 9tmntGnien anf
ben &rieg nidt uorbereitet gelueien
lei. @arnm es baum ben Grieg an-
gefangen fat, lit Gin 9iaticl.
Sie Seiterreid)er ba6em Die italic=.
niiden Stellnngen an Der ,Sionsp-
ssrpnt Idlarf beIdoHen.
Ams Gonbon iuirb gemcloct, Die
Nurooitfiiitc nun Gnslanb lei Won-
tag abenb bpn bentiden gnftfdiffcn
beiingcimdt iporoen. Gs ieien Som-
ben seiuorfen, nber es 1T nidt se-
melbet, iuas fir SdJaoen iic anserid-
tet baben. fi4 slt
Die Gnglanber meloen, oaf lie bie
beiben 3eppeline, Die Wontag nadlt,
9lngriffe anf bic npr6Sitlif)e Siiite
Gnglanbs nmb Die iogenannten
Nortb-Niolanbs Counties madpten,
GernntergeihoiIen bGttem nnb bai,
alle Sentc in linen nm's geben ge-
fommen Ieien. Sa bic 2i6ter in al
len Srten jener @egenb berl6idlt
iuarem, 10 fiel ben emftidJiffern bic
Criemtiermng idluer nnS iie fonnten
nidt Diel Sdabem anridten. Gas ci-
ne SmftidJiff sriff 9urfibire nnS
Snrbam an es iunrbe 6eidoiIen, ge-
riet in 8ranb nnb fiel etluas ppn
Der 9iiite entfernt in's Mecr. Sin
nnberes lunrbe bon gleroplanen ans
BEN MiSlan6 Counties bertricben
nnb oann BON nnoern 9lcrplGncn
iiber bem Meer nieberseidJocen. Gin
SeridJt iiber ben Sdaben ben lie
angeridtet haben, itebt nod ans,
Cine SepeIdje ans Berlin Iast, es
Ieien slnSeidlcn bafiir borbamben,
Sak Die gllliierten bei grmentieres
einen neuen @Oritof perindcn luuu-
ten.
glns Berlin miro beridltet, oas
bic Irnber an Der @ren5e non Sri-
polis nno Snnis in 9toro Nfrifa,
Die Staliener geidjlagem ba6cn nno
in bas fran5Oiiide Snnis sinseriift
limb. Die Staliener iollen, obue Die
@efansenem, iiber 10000 Nann
uerlOren ba6en.
3ablreide Haiiasier- rntS 5radjt.
idJiffe finb in Vetu yorf eingetro7-
fcs, Sc hoLsr oM. .,,LkS 49,. tt.k..
Freie Presse fuÌˆr Texas. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1865-1945, 1916-11-28

Cine Sepeide ans Gl gaio
melbet, bie Srappen bes 0eneral
Mtmrsnia riiften nnamfbaltIam se-
gen gbibnabna bDr nn6 nGbertcn
iidJ 6ereits Der Gta0t.
Freie Presse fuÌˆr Texas. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1865-1945, 1916-11-28

= 8as ma6t uniere 3eit 10 tpi-
brig itno triit? Dab fait aIles uto al
les fGnflidb 81 baben lit.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1916-09-03

point deputieS-Or, if he didn't, the local
administration did it for him.
And so prosperity has descended
upon the voters of Anyville. Sturdy
citizens who had been devoting years Of
research work to studying the problem
Of how to live without performing
manual labor suddenly awoke to find
that the problem had solved itself over
night. No longer is the war settled
every evening over in Ferris's drug
store; no longer do disinterested pa
triots steer the Administration through
the Mexican crisis on the veranda Of
the American House. The leisure class
has gone to work.
1t is not very hard work, of course.
Being deputy health officer in Anyville
is much like any other political job, the
chief requirement being a total inno-
cence of any special knowledge and a
willingness to receive 81 a day.
The surprising thing is the number
of Jobs that can be invented at pinch.
Of course, the sheriff jumped into the
breach, together with his squad Of
trained automobile shoppers, who in
normal times divide their time between
intercepting passing automobiles and
assuring the Sheriff that the machines
were going at a speed Of eighty-seven
miles an hour But there must also be
a second line brigade of rope holders, to
stretch barriers across the roads in
order to catch drivers who managed to
elude the shoppers. Then there was a
sort of landsturm to be created, COM
prising question-askers, blank-fillers-in,
-seat-lookers-under and age calcu
lators. These last are very important
and highly efficient. After few days
practice they could look at any teething
infant and decide almost instantly
whether or not it was under sixteen
years Of age.
And so for weeks these brave men
have been at work protecting Anyville
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1916-09-03
By GEORGE S. KAUFMAN.

NoWARDICE Of the moral variety is one
Of the forms Of human weakness that
~ have long regarded with disdain.
have rather prided myself upon my ability TO
70 NJ way untrammelled, TO ignore with aoan-
d,a the conventions Of society and the opin-
ors q its Inhabitants. On several occasions,
Z Is true. this independence Of thought and
srtion has resolved itself into slavery more
srsring than a simple adherence TO custom
.,r there have been times when | have put
myself % great inconvenience In order TO pre-
srTs ny independence. But doubtless every
rcfwdgalist has found himself in that posi-
ton.
Despite its advantages, however, l repeat
aat moral cowardice has no charms for me.
ar nan who wants his Rights. feel no
7aalms az carrying a pair Of guaranteed-six-
aonths hosiery back 20 the haberdasher at the
RI q the twenty-third week and requesting
~ pair. have been known 10 refuse an
'lolument N a waiter who had been visibly
AZ l-1yisibly, rather in his attentions. ] do
~ hesitate to demand a transfer when
ave trolley car in case have neglected 20
ID Tor il earlier. And yet--wel, there IS no
= IN ny attempting 70 conceal i. For there
q ginning, iangling skeleton in my moral
'P'et arr afraid Of my tailor.
am afraid RI my tailor because he is quite
@'Dusly FAR above me in the social scale. lie
hct aware % this difference in our ranks.
va take good care that he does not discover
he thinks that ! am something quite i'm
N'xnt IN business way--I can ten by the
~ tAlkz " ne he tells me 10 come in for
-SHz On thursday morning at 10 o'clock on
~ way down " the Office, and he chats about
- rs'rns tax occasionally, and he il not above
.eaEAning May wheat. ! would not have him
~" NE truth for the world. ! would feel
| 'laEsiy ashamed, for example, II he know
| purchase only two suits In twelve
ssa@ conceal that from him very srtfuny.
w ny wardrobe, an a matter Of fact, is ac-
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1916-09-03
Certain Thoughts About Ny Tailor

Good heavens! what would he think Of me,
Some day, know, my tailor will discover me
for the fraud that am. The unmaskng will
take place on one Of the days when drop in
for a fitting. Ny tailor calls it dropping in;
with me it is far from so casual a perform
ance spend the few hours previous to the
ordeal in a fever of anxiety lest | shall be
unable 10 pass it off with the casualness with
which my tailor views it. On my way TO the
fitting invariably make a number of alarm
ing discoveries. Ny cuffs are dirty. 1t would
not matter if l could keep my coat on; in that
event could contrive to conceal the cuffs IN
nv sleeves. But | am to have fitting |
must take off my coat-and my vest. sud
denly recall that there is one of those little
holes in my shirt, just below the neckband,
and there is no way of spreading the tie around
to conceal it. Speaking of my tie my tailor
is almost certain to observe that hold it down
with a pin instead Of the Acknowledgement
tie clasp to which he is undoubtedly accus-
toned. will be ashamed TO go near the place
again.
Even assuming that am aided by miracle,
and that my tailor is called to the telephone
n
shall also have to try on the trousers. My
tailor will usher me into one Of the little
booths, and jangle the curtain across, but there
is no guarantee that he will not pop IN on me
before am ready. Sometimes they do that.
In that case he is almost certain 70 notice that
nv socks are not silk, and that | wear blue
garters-twenty-fve cent ones He IS gen
tIeman, of course, and he would endeavor 70
hide his knowledge, but he would know, ana
would know that he knew Our relations could
never be the same again.
Yes. am afraid Of my tailor. Up to date
have succeeded in fooling him, but some day
the whole carefully reared structure Will come
crashing down about my ears believe that Is
the expression. Some day, alas, he Will know
that if had not shamelessly recorded my feel
ings in this manner | would not be able TO
make my senri-annual call upon him.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1916-09-03
THAT FEELING OF PANIC is NOT
PRODUCED BY INFANTlLE
AILMENTS ALONE.

No, Anyville has not shone. But do
not Judge her too harshly. Perhaps it
is not quite fair to single her out for
special obloquy. Anyville, confronted
with the possibility of an infantile pa
ralysis epidemic of her own, grew panic
stricken, and took precautions that were
absurdly out Of proportion to the dam
ger that confronted her. Still, panics
are not altogether unprecedented in the
world. Even now a certain great re-
public. confronted with the spectacle Of
a world war, is going through a very
fair little panic of its own, organizing
navy leagues and national defence So