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El Nuevo mexicano., 1916-04-27

squAWks; pl1S s9ueal ana robins sing,
and evSf sttpehts know hsw To HISS bt-
fore th6y stihH.
BBt Man, the greatest masterpiece
that nature oeHla devise, will often stop
ind Hesitate before he'll adveftIss-Ex-
i
THE GRAND DOOR seems to have
came back.
El Nuevo mexicano., 1916-04-27

The employment bureau started by the
Woman's Club is a most comrnendable insti-
lotion, founded for the accommodation Of
citizens wanting work and for those in need
Of employment. 1t has not been properly
pattUnized BY the public. The bureau can
be made very useful with the cooperation
of the peoDle III Santa re who should show
better appreciation Of the enterprise OF the
ladies OF the club.
El Nuevo mexicano., 1916-04-27
ALL HEcoH1s bRokhN

lFts Sumner Review: The Republicans Of
Guadalupe county have agreed not. to nomi-
maize any candidate for ONCE who has hefb-
tofore held office 0r been a candidate for o.
flee. This viii insure some changes of
county oficials, a contamination devoutly
wished for by quite a few.
El Nuevo mexicano., 1916-04-27
.rAE b oPEKANDl

4 Pennington Times-H Hustler: 1t is as we
expected. Practically all the Republicans
of the state admit that Ely would make the
far mentioned. And practically none Of
them are going to vote for him. Such are
the wonderful workings Of machine politics.
El Nuevo mexicano., 1916-04-27
The Sunshine State
EASTER cARR IN SILVER

(Sllver City Independently
would not buy a purple tie,
said George Washington Burt,
But forthwith ne mixed out 70 buy
4 green and yellow shirt
would not buy 2 yellow shirt
Said RInky, round and fat,
But btralHhtway he liked but to buy
A green and fuzzy hat.
would nit buy 4 fuzzy hat,
Said winsonte Hubby Muse;
That a~fternnon he went~and got
sope Iow-heeIed rubber shoes.
TAsH WI low kicks Y sIf hot air,
SAID MIAk MyrtilIa Metz
AM che Vent and beu5ht h paik
0f Stylish pantaIettess
would not wear those pantalettts,
SAID modest Gertje Feast,
And the6 she hurrlos 6ut aid Gets
A skIFt ub u her knesb.
wSgI6 h6t wear ~ bhoff I Skifty
saIH myftl6 Goldll6oks3
Thbh Ehe 1fipP6a H0Wh our paved stt6ets
A-WtafihH f6II6dAdoWh seeks.
va MUs4 Iii sHOWN
TueuficafI stint 0h6 III THE wonders 81
the ake II bow John PfinE hadis eggs from
tay Hi A Ford arid does hot break every
one i'll the ear. .MohdAy he drove III with
40 DOZEN ana offered vi Bet that none Dl
them we're BROKEN and it did look like be
had 4 cihUh.
AiNlf Mo OCCASION Fob III
Track walker fiji Deniiiig Headlight To
the Southern Pacific ana Santa re Railroad
companies:
Gentlemen: Is it absolutely necessary, in
the discharge TT their duties, day and night,
that The engineers uf your engines should
cake them ding and dong and tfzS and spit
and blatig ana bang and buzz and hiss and
below and wall and pant and rant and yowl
ana howl and crate and grind and pun and
bttip and eiihk and tlahk and ehtg and
moan and hoOt ANA tb0t ana crash and
gf0hn and gasp and gfuht and whistle and
whBexe and sQuawk and blow and jar and
jerk ana fasp Ind jingle and jungle and ring
and clattef ana yelp and cFDak and howl
and hum and smart and puff and howl and
thuhfp and boom and clash and jolt and
iostib and shake and snort and scfeech and
snafl and slam ana scrape and thfob and
brini and jaigIe and qulyef and rumble and
foaf ana rattle and yell ana smoke and
Afiell and shfiek like 9
Unfortunate WHO tries to live and sleep
Iii Dsf1ing.
El Nuevo mexicano., 1916-04-27
LITTLE HEBEL

Roy Standardization Ralph Cs Ely is
SPOKEN of by an Exchange ab THE Little
Rebel" We wouldn't resent that II We we're
In his place. 1t Is an earnest character that
makes him rebel at the things his party
leaders do. The signers OF the Declaration
of independence were rebels and 1t ID d true
American sentiment that rebels az the raw
.ishfnent of every principle enuhciated in
that document. Selfishness and bigotry
have made some men forget the underlying
principles upon which our government is
builded and it is the highest type Of citizen
who rebels against it.
El Nuevo mexicano., 1916-04-27
WELL Qualified

Seated in a huge armchair, the Old gen.
tleman was interviewing the applicant for
the post of valet.
The mans Qualifications were s~atisfac'
terry, and his references excellent. The
prospective master was only waiting d few
moments before engaging the man
&c. he said with a kindly smile, you
think you would be d suitable valet fof an
old wreck such as ! am, do you2 have a
glass eve, a cork leg and ali artificial arm
that ali want looking after, not to mention
false teeth, and so forth"
The applicant bent eagerly forward.
sbThat would be all right, SIR" he said,
.reassuringly. Il have had plenty Of pfac.
'tiee. I once worked for three years iii The
aasehblyingroom Of a Hg meteor works.
London Answers.
El Nuevo mexicano., 1916-04-27
SIC. AND HIS KNIFE

Carlsbad Current: Strange sounds seem
I'd BE coming from the political workshop Of
Sstundino Romero. 1t does not require the
gtdmen OF a Sherlock Holmes to "deduce"
from the circumstances surrounding the
case that Sec. Is grinding a big knife prep
aratory to taking the political scalp Of Holm
o, Bursum. Perhaps Sec. has overlooked a
point. It is possible that Bursum has re-
solved to be "yindicatedy once more and
that he will resist the sca1bing process at
the hands of the great Republican boss Of
San Miguel county The war dance prepara-
tory to the Republican domination for gov
ernor Of New Mexico Win be worth watch
Ing.
El Nuevo mexicano., 1916-04-27
NORMAL EYEs ARE soAkoE

Eieht normal eyes we're found In All ex-
animation Of 1900 persons or 5000 eyes,
Or. John Rahly asserted in a paper read be-
His subject was Diagnosis or kstigtaa-
tism.p, OF the eight nqfmad eyes OILY two
normal pair were found. added the oeulist'
El Nuevo mexicano., 1916-04-27

1Did YOU hear that Miller has run away
with Duncan's wife?'
"Confound ity Miller owes me $40"
Poor Duncan was SO upset that he com
t1ittekd suicide
"Oh, then l come out square. 4 owed Dun
ear the same amount" boston Transcript
El Nuevo mexicano., 1916-04-27

"A soldier should not l6s6 his head in bat.
tie. remarked the TnUfalizer.
81 can see where you are right" replied
the demoralizer. e41f he did he would have
no place to put his hat. indianapolis Star.
El Nuevo mexicano., 1916-04-27
Because Of Unpteparedness

tBy Gelett Burgess.)
Wien Mr.. Thompson died his wife
Had no Insurance on his life,
And she was left in dire distress
Because Of Unpfeparedness.
When Mr.. Jones' house burned down
(No Fire Department IN his town.
HIS home was left a sorry mess
Because Of Unpreparedhess.
mo fear Of thieves" said Mr. White,
"Hiifglar Alarms are useless, duitei"
But burglats entered, none the less,
Because Of Unpreparedness.
"What Foolish ~people!' you viii say.
What foolish people we, today,
If we invite Wars w~retchedness
Shall cities burn and kin be slain,
A nation wasted once again,
While we invite wretchedhess
Because Of UnpreperedneBs.
The world is 1amingl II a spark
Should fan on us a ruin stark
As Belgiuh's shall be ours, unless
we stop 1t with PREPAREDNESS.
El Nuevo mexicano., 1916-04-27

Della studied medicine, you Know, and
rive taken a cooking school eoufse.'
srNeii?y
we're going to staff s magazine called
what to Eat and How to Get over IT,
Woman's Journal
El Nuevo mexicano., 1916-04-27

i . =
MANN HAS broken his pick, 4
4 y = 4
An Ozatks Fault Finder
tFfUtn the Aurora WORLDLY
Why, during a recent snowstorm in
the Ozarks, were Springfield and Leban-
on favored With d heavier blanket Of
erystallized moisture than Aurora?
A Friend Of Humanity
knickef-Has Smiths car made him
popular?
boeKer-Th6se he takes out sue him
for damages and the rest sue him for
breach of eontraet.-New York Sun.
= 4
EoiLED AGAIN.
Win aIaring eyes and convuIsively
working mouth the Arnyehlst peered out
j. p. Morasn,s $4,000 Limousine was
speeding rapidly up Broadway toward
TIE stssIthy figure took firmer hold
upon a sinister object which he clutch
ed III his hand.
He tensed his muscles for the throw.
THE cdr sped nearer.
It was only twenty feet away.
in the Bare nick Of time four patrol
men hurled themselves Upon the erimi-
haI. After 4 desperate struggle he was
Ding ssisssf f,' IL ofIssrs removed ths
q SsIs O y WAY
II was j Fpru.
= >
WE ARE no jingo. but by the time
the u. 81 is reduced to the condition Of
belgium some one win know that sofnes
thinr mas been occurring.
:
CLEAN
.
ZIP
AND
PAINT
El Nuevo mexicano., 1916-04-27
II IA ID q inthe Solar
nor GOING 70 rae DOCS

NOT 0OiNo TO THE DOGS
whsh yon READ about the tf6Abie hi the
mine and iii the min,
When you read about the lockout and
the strike; S
When dishOh0r ana dishonesty your
morning papers fill
In q way no decent citizen can likei
Theh there comes 4 strong temptation
to have doubts about the nation,
ana To- feuf BUiife d2fK disaster IN the
fogs;
But take heart, my honest fellow, don't
you show a streak OF yellow.
For this coufitfv 70 not going to the
toes!
Wien you read III rotten politics Ii slly
and in STATS
When you read II juggling iuAtlde oh
the bench
Wien die price IF food makes igahsf
every day the POOR MANS plate
When ths social inlielA making aalte
d stencil
Thsh i man may fairly wonder II there
hasn't crime 81 blahHef,
Been q mohk6y. wfeh6h DROPPED Ill
among the .e0ket
But i state Of AFFECT teffof u 1 idUst
EQiUEBaL error.
F5r Tits country h Hot sOlhk u the
d0gsl
FOR this good BID chip Amefl6A, has
WeathefBu MANY 4 gale
she tiaA stated thf6tish many athickef.
f1g befUfe.
Ana hef crews hive learned thS habit
III not kiowins how To tall,
HnuycOnidp tho atnWnnv coac around
She is stauncd and stout and foomy
and thotgh the seas ana skies BE-
Let III ieaSs ill coward ctoakiHs Ii
Lee ii fsoe III manly faahiUn oil the
panic ana the passion,
For THIS country II not going To the
dDgsi
@Denis AZ MCCARTHY III the journal 81
Education.
THE STATE Wfe6Kaf fee0inmbhas
that the Ola Barracks building De used
for the Accommodation of i large pei.
centAge 0f the teachers WHO are cuntihs
to atteKd the educational association
convention Iii the fail n HI pointed out
that the building has fiaily advantages
as. an aid To handling the convention.
We have d piece 0f shocking news for
the Wfeckef. There amt h0 old Bar
racks building They tore It dowl last
week, We might further kindly explain
that the reason for fits DESTRUCTION waB
tile plan to erect Il new Museum build
ing on the spot. The location Is df PatD
ace avenue. Just across the street from
the Old Palace, the latter being d we'll
known landmark Oh the north side Of
the Plaza Any policeman Of newsboF
\ can direct yea TO the place.
= 4 . =
BRYAN. ct ais, we learn, would
change the name of American to Amer.
icant. ~
BEING PRESIDENT
OF Humanity
We would state
With all urbanity 7
Is biting off
A larger quantity "
Than you can chew. Y.
i = y nj
MANN HAS broken his pick
#""W HH. e. = = A
El Nuevo mexicano., 1916-04-27

"det my Kit quick doomed the doctor.
Some fellow telephones in a dying voice
that he can't live without me"
dust a momen," interposed his wife,
'7That caal is for daughter, deaE"=Pilts'
bufeh Post
El Nuevo mexicano., 1916-04-27

Tom-when you. proposed TO her ! sup
boso size said: "This Is So suddenl''
Diek-No: She was honest and said: aThe
suspense has been terrible. Boston Tran.
script.
She-Awfuily sorry & have kept YOU
waiting 50 long, hut / was composing.
Hell had a suspicion that you were max
ing up-Record
El Nuevo mexicano., 1916-04-27

Timid Traveler-Are you armed. captain
Captain of Belligerent Ship-Yes! Five
American citizens.-ohio State Journal.
El Nuevo mexicano., 1916-04-27

"Bobble, if yeugl be QUIET for an hour mi
give you 2 cents"
NG9e wfiz; I can't aaotd 10 worn az
cheap as thatlRANew York Tints.
El Nuevo mexicano., 1916-04-27

Her husband has s1segB.sO0 stiil. she
nfds something lacking"
sWhkt on earth
Kansas City Journal.
The states-graphic. (Brownsville, Tenn.) 1???-1984, 1916-09-29
CROP IS OPENING
IN RECORD MANNER
CONDITION 5s.s PER CENT; PICK
ING RUSHED; GROWERS SELL
Late Frost May Augment Yield Along
Northern Rim of Belt-Pieking
Completed in Portions of Boil
Weevil Infested Sections.

The average condition of the cotton
crop as of average date of September
% was 58.3 per cent of normal, accord
ing to reports to the Commercial APP
peal from all portions of the belt.
This compares with a condition OF
61.2 the government figures Of Aug
ust rs and COS on September 25 of
last year.
Probably never in the history of the
south has cotton opened so rapidly as
it has this year. In many sections OF
the boil weevil infested territory pick
ing is completed and cotton fields are
being plowed for fall sowing of grain,
while correspondents agree that, out
side of North Carolina and some other
small sections along the northern rim
Of the belt, November l will find very
little cotton left in the fields. Picking
is keeping well up with opening, ex-
cept in Texas, where the pickers are
somewhat behind, and September gin
nings will undoubtedly break all rec
ords for the month. AS rule grow
ers are selling freely at prevailing
prices, but would resist any import
ant decline. Some growers in locali-
ties where crops are the poorest con-
stitute an exception to the general rule
to sell as ginned.
The lint is turning out in good quail
ity, although there is considerable dis
appointment as to quantity. In many
sections the shortness of the crop is
being emphasized as the picking pro-
crosses. In sections where boil wee
vii have been most active farmers are
planning wide spread Investigation
and this may prove an important fac
tor in the acreage next year.
AS a rule the late crop is of little
consequence, except along the north
ern rim, where a late frost may aug
ment the yield to a certain extent.
This is the last report on the grow.
ing crop that the Commercial Appea
will publish this season. An estimate
of the yield will be made some time il
November.
Condition by states together with
comparisons with last month, follow
TanI.A,o, Nc
The states-graphic. (Brownsville, Tenn.) 1???-1984, 1916-09-29


TENNESSEE-Cotton is opening
rapidly and pickers are keeping well
up with the opening. Staple is good
and yield is proving satisfactory in
western counties, but is somewhat dis
appointing further east. Labor, gen.
orally speaking, is plentiful. Growers,
with few exceptions, are inclined to
sell freely at prevailing prices.
MISSISSIPPI-Cotton is opening
rapidly and picking is being rushed.
In many localities the crop is about all
out and farmers are preparing to pillow
their lands for small grain crops. A
feware not picking at all, but are cut
ting the stalks for feed this winter.
AS picking progresses the shortage of
the yield is becoming more and more
apparent and the outlook is less favor
able than it was one month ago. Even
in the upper delta outturn is not up to
expectations. Further damage from
boil weevil activity has also resulted
during the month. Labor is plentiful,
although many laborers are leaving
the sections where the crop is poorest
for the delta, Arkansas and other
points. Farmers are quite generally
talking Investigation for another year
in the boil weevil districts. Most
growers are selling freely, although in
sections where the crop is shortest
there is disposition to hold for higher
price.
GEORGIA-There has apparently
been slight improvement in the
northern part of the state, but this has
been more than offset by losses in
the south, where boil weevil is doing
damage. Cotton is opening rapidly,
much Of it prematurely, and picking
is progressing faster than ever before.
Most growers are selling as fast as
ginned, but a break in values would
probably check offerings.
SOUTH CAROLINA-Opening has
been rapid and picking is being push
ed. The yield is proving increasingly
disappointing with the progress of the
picking. There is some young cotton
few localities that may make a
good outturn with late frost. Labor
is plentiful for picking. Growers with
few exceptions, inclined to sell at cur
rent levels, but would probably resent
any important decline.
NORTH CAROLINA-The crop has
not opened so fast as in other sections
of the belt and this appears to be the
one important section where the date
Of killing frost win prove of very
great Importance. There is some
blooming and frditing still going on
that will augment the yield moderate
ly, if allowed to mature. However
correspondents are unanimous in pro-
nouncing the crop very short. Farm
ers appear disposed to sell at current
prices.
ARKANSAS-Cotton is opening
very rapidly and growers are picking
ginning and selling as fast as the la
Dor can do the work. The yield is
generally satisfactory except that il
some Of the central counties and along
The states-graphic. (Brownsville, Tenn.) 1???-1984, 1916-09-29

the southern border of the state the
crop is somewhat short, the latter sec
ton having been considerably damaged
by boil weevil. Counties along the
river have an excellent crop, some
complaint of boil weevil damage in the
south being the principal drawback.
ALABAMA-Bolls are opening rap
idly and picking is being rushed. In
many fields in the weevil infested area
picking is completed and the estimates
range from October l to November l
as the time when picking will be en-
tirelpy completed. Even in the north
it is estimated that little cotton will
be left in the fields November /. As
picking progresses the shortness is
emphasized. Most farmers are selling
as ginned, although there are few in
the weevil districts who are holding
for higher prices.
L0UISIANA-The crop is estimat-
ed to be all the way from 50 to 100
per cent open, with most estimates
averaging around 80 per cent. Pick
ing is being rushed and to consider
able extent growers are selling freely.
However, many are disposed to hold
for higher prices and great majority
would resist any important decline.
Labor is plentiful. The yield, except
in a few localities, is proving disap-
pointing.
OKLAHOMA-Rains which fell
around the last of August, have re-
suited in some Improvement, but this
is not pronounced, being principally
confined to maturing young bolls rath-
er than causing new fruit to form Of
consequence. The crop is opening in
record fashion, being helped along in
this regard by some premature open
ing, Notwithstanding a mild labor
shortage. Farmers are selling freely
at current levels.
TEXAS-Probably never before ha:
the crop opened so fast as it has thi:
year. All over the state it is estimat
ed that 60 to 100 per cent is opened
with very few reporting the former
figure. Picking is being rushed, but
although labor is in fairly good suppl!
pickers are unable to keep pace will
the opening. Reports on the outturl
are spotted Many sections report ;
smaller crop than last year, Will,
others say that it is larger than yea
ago. In the heavy producing portion
of the state, the yield is quite general
| ly estimated as heavier than last year
| Growers are selling freely at curren
levels, but a material setback in val
ues would probably check offerings t
a marked degree.
The states-graphic. (Brownsville, Tenn.) 1???-1984, 1916-09-29
A BAD SUMMER FOR CHILDREN

There has been an unusual amount
of dangerous sickness among children
everywhere this summer. Extra pre-
cautinn should be taken to keep the
bowels open and regular and the liver
active. Foley Cathartic Tablets are
a fine and wholesome phyic, cause no
pain, nausea or gripping. They relieve
indigestion, sick headache, biliousness
sour stomach, bad breath, or other con.
dition caused by clogged bowels. ]. d
Curtis Drug G.
The states-graphic. (Brownsville, Tenn.) 1???-1984, 1916-09-29
FOR ACHES AND PAINS.

One of the best things for any pain
or ache is the old and wellknown Cir
Gus Liniment. This remedy has been
used with very satisfactory results on
man and beast for more than Is years,
and quickly takes out the soreness and
swelling in sprains, bruises and infect
ed cuts or wounds, and gives prompt
relief in rheumatism, lame back, pleu-
risy and neuralgia. Usually but few
applications are required to entirely
Danish the trouble. Circus Liniment
is sold on a money back guarantee and
can be had at any drug store including
j. D. Curtis Drug Co. 3
The states-graphic. (Brownsville, Tenn.) 1???-1984, 1916-09-29
BROWNSVILLE DISTRICT 4TH
QUARTERLY MEETINGS

Humboldt station, Sept 20, Oct. l.
Avondale, Oct. LIST.
Gibson circuit, Gibson, Sept 80, oct.1.
Arlington and Stanton, Stanton, Oct
6-S.
Belmont, Oct. 7-8.
Brownsville circuit, Lebanon, Oct
14-15.
Brownsville station, Oct. Is, Nov 10.
Bolton circuit, Pleasant Ridge, Oct
21-22.
Braden circuit, Braden, Oct. 1928.
Dancyville circuit, Dancyville, Oct.
1929.
H. B. JOHNSTON.
The states-graphic. (Brownsville, Tenn.) 1???-1984, 1916-09-29
DON'T NEGLECT CHILD
REN'S WEAK KIDNEYS
Parents Should not Overlook the Little
Ones Kidney Ailments.

One of the most annoying ailments
of childhood is weak kidneys and in
ability to control the kidney secretions
Not only is this a discouraging trou-
BILE and one that every mother is anx-
to get rid of, but it is in many ca
ses. signal of danger, of trouble that
will get worse continually if not at
tended to. If your child is frail or
fretful, doesn't run around and play
like other children, complains of back
ache and of feeling tired-suspect kid
ney weakness. Doan's Kidney Pills
are very effective for kidney weakness
in children and are perfectly safe
Brownsville parents recommend them
Mrs. R. L. Pulliam, Main street
Brownsville, says: Zone of my child
rem was affected with weak kidneys
md bed wetting was common. The
child was irritable and puny and was
losing weight. 1t didn't take Doan's
Kidney Pills long to bring about a
change for the better and the child
was soon entirely cured"
Price Soc at all dealers. Don't sim
ply ask for a kidney remedy-get
Doan's Kidney Pills-the same that
Mrs. Pulliam recommends. Foster
Milburn Co., Props, Buffalo, N. Y.
The states-graphic. (Brownsville, Tenn.) 1???-1984, 1916-09-29

HERBINE is the medicine that
cures biliousness malaria and consti-
patton. The first dose makes you feel
better, few additional doses cures
completely. Price Soc. Sold by ]. D.
Curtis Drug Co.
The states-graphic. (Brownsville, Tenn.) 1???-1984, 1916-09-29

| am willing no matter what my
personal fortunes may be, to play for
the verdict of mankind.-Woodrow
Wilson.
The states-graphic. (Brownsville, Tenn.) 1???-1984, 1916-09-29

Charles E. Hughes, ex-governor Of
New York, once justice of the supreme
court, has not voted since 1910.
The states-graphic. (Brownsville, Tenn.) 1???-1984, 1916-09-29

John w. Overall the republican nom
inee for governor is issuing a pamph-
let the burden of which is that he is a
plain business man and farmer" In
another part of this romance the in
formation drops out that Mr.. Overall
served four years as school superinten-
ent of DeKalb county and II years as
"a United States marshal. 1t must be
an unusually plain business man
and farmer that holds office q years
and draws down 5000 in salary from
the public treasures.