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The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1916-10-12
|SEN. CHAMBERLAIN
TO BE HERE SOON

George Chamberlain. Oregon's senior
United States senator. who is making
a swing Of the state in the interest of
the Wilson presidential campaign, will
address Hood River county voters at
Heilbronner hall on the evening of
thursday. October 26. According to
arrangements made by local Demo.
cratic organizations, this will probably
be the largest meeting Of the Woodrow
Wilson supporters for the year.
Because of the fact that Senator
Chamberlain in his official capacity has
a personal knowledge of legislation en-
acted by the Wilson administration, it
is expected that his address will at
tract widespread attention.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1916-10-12
HEAR CHAS. ". FULTON

The people of Hood River will have
an opportunity Of listening to ex-Sena.
tor Chas. ". Fulton next Saturday
evening. MIR. Fulton. who will begin
his address at O'Clock at Heilbronner
hall, is a man we'll posted on the issues
of the day. He talks to the point and
does not fill the time he takes with
high sounding buncombe, albeit be is
the master of a fine vocabulary and
what he has 10 say is interesting.
We feel confident that a great many
voters are not as we'll versed as they
should be on the great and vital ma.
tional issues confronting them in the
coming presidential election. Ex-Seu-
ator Fulton's address will be valuable
for the clear cut information it will
contain, and it is to be hoped that be
will be heard by as many voters as
possible.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1916-10-12

There Is more Catarrh in this section OF
the country than all other diseases put
together, and until the last few years
was supposed to be incurable. For a
great many years doctors pronounced it a
local disease and prescribed local rene
dies. and by constantly failing to cure
with local treatment, pronounced it incur
able. Science has proven Catarrh to be
Catarrh Cure, manufactured by F. J.
Cheney & Co, Toledo, Ohio, is the only
Constitutional cure on the market. 1t IS
taken internally. 1t acts directly on the
blood and mucous surfaces of the system.
They offer one hundred dollars for any
case 1t fails to cure. Send for circulars
and testimonials.
Address: F J. CHENEY q CO.. Toledo, o.
Sold by Druggists, 75c.
Take Hairs Family Pills for constipa tion.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1916-10-12
AN ERROR

10 last weeks Glacier it was errone-
ously stated that W. A. lsenberg was
chairman Of the Republican Central
committee of Hood River county. This
is an error. J. R. Nickelsenbis chair
man of the organization. while MIR
lsenberg is secretary.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1916-10-12

A Hood River orchardist has just
purchased some 1000 acres of timber
land from the government, paying the
sum of $3.50, for 1t. Evidently it
pays to operate an orchard in that ia
vored neck of the woods. Few trch-
ardists down this way can dig up
wealth in wads like that.-Salem Jour
mol
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1916-10-12

Former Middle Westerners, accord
ing to MIR. 0nthank, grown tired Of
California, finally come to Hood River.
Why not come to Hood River in the
first place?
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1916-10-12

CANBf w. r. C.-Meets second and fourth
oa'uruays OF each month at X. OF P. hall
NJ, Mrs. Alberta Steed, President
uUvoD HIVER CAMP, NO. 7,702, NJ. W. A
Meets IN k.of +. hall every 1stsand 3rd W ed
~ y each 81 month: James Hawthorn. v C.
HOOD RIVER VALLEY HUM NE SOCIETY
n Ivy n wa. Mver. ore. E. o. Blanchsr, Pres.
" ~ NlcKeisen, Sec. Leslie Butler, Treas
Call phone 1901.
AEmp 6aa LOnGE, No. Isl, i. O. o. F.-M eets in
S6aen Oao Fellows hall every Sat ur
aay night. Visitors cordially welcomed.
W. c. Ehrck, V.G Ave- ~
John Duckwall. Secretary.
nAAAEL Aai. hEBEkAH LODGE No. l5s, IOO.F.
Meets the frst and third Tuesday evening in
each month In the Odd Fellows Han. seven
Soath OF Hood River, r. ID. l..
Male Ehrck, V. @, ~
Marie Kemp, Sec.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1916-10-12

Candidate for reelection for Circuit
Judge, Seventh Judicial District,
comprising Hood River and Wasco
Counties.
Judge Bradshaw has been Judge OF
the Seventh Judicial District for the
past twenty-five years. He has given
the people an efficient and economical
administration OF the office. His
record in the Supreme Court is a splen-
did one, being above the average. If
reelected, he will give to the people the
same conscientious service that he has
given during the past. s22-n2 Paid Adv.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1916-10-12

tDLEWlLDE LODGE NO. l0 n
night. II SnyI Inhnrsday
Geo w T,or,. Geo. Parrott, V, G.
OLETA ASSEMBLY NO. las. TJNTrCD .nn
aa aisans'-Meets the first and third Wednss
aays, Work; second and fourth Wednesda = vs
III Knprpn y: y. HlNRIcHs. NJ. A.
W.O: W.-Regular meetings are neId ,ne A..
nnS Inlrd Mondays OF each month at Z 81
r. nail. visitors cordially Invited q r vi
c.. Anderson c,.!, Kent Shoemaker, c. c.
EDEN ENCAMPMENT, NO. 4sIo O.
regular meeting second and fonrfb Tre.a.- =
OF each month. n i.n w.. tuesdays
w. III. MCGUIRE, Scribe Y. r.
WAUNA TEMPLE PY-rHIAN sIsTERs NJ a
Meets the second and fourft, TbnrsSoo o @ No.e
each monthpat X. OF p nan soays OF
Mrs. Nay voRl, 4. OF r, Rsarshsn' and r. Z.
Mrs. susie Lynn. N. Off.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1916-10-12

For sale-The finest location on the Colum.
bia River highway for an ideal summer
home. Water, scenery, etc., near Hood River
Can't be duplicated. Owner will sacrifice on
price ii taken soon. Inquire OF Glacier. a24.tf
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1916-10-12
Gilbert & Dewitt

MT. HOOD COUNCIL No. 8. R. as, NJ, Meets
In Masonic Hall every third Tuesday In
each month.
j, X. Carson, 7. 1. M.
II. Hershner, Recorder.
HOOD RIVER CHAPTER NO. IS, o, <, s.
Meets second and fourth Tuesday evening
ofeach month. Visitors cordially Welcomed
Mrs. j. X. Carson, W. M.
Miss Alta Poole, Secretary.
HOOD RIVER CIkCLE'No. 524, WOMEN OF
Woodcraft-Meetsa at X. Of r. hall on the
first and Third Thursdays Of each month.
Mrs. Cathrine Slaven, G. n
Mrs. Matte Nickelsen, Clerk.
WAUC0MA LODGE NO. 80, X. OF p
Meets In X. OF p. hall every Tuesday night.
Arthur Howell, C, G.
Jasper Wickham, X. Of r. and s.
T. F. johnson. M. OF F.
LAUREL REBEKAH LODGE No..s7Io.o.F.
Meets first and third Mondays each morNh h.
orva Wiley, N. q.
Nettie Moses, Secretary.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1916-10-12

Daters, Pads and Rubber Stamps of
very description at this Office.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1916-10-12

at this office.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1916-10-12

% Hood River Commandery No. Il, K. T
,t[A Meets every first Tuesday evening
each month. ID. Mcdonald. LIE. @.
y H. L. Dumble, Recorder.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1916-10-12
SOCIETIES.

HOOD RIVER LODGE NO. los, A. r. and A.
M.-Meets Saturday evening on or before
each full moon. ]. o. Mclaughlin W. NJ.
d. Mcdonald, Secretary.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1916-10-12
MISCELLANEOUS

Lost-Package containing shirt and pair of
shoes, Wednesday, between Kelly Bros. ware
house and Cascade avenue. Finder please
leave at Glacier Office. ol2
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1916-10-12

Found-Two keys attached to a wooden
paddle. owner may have same by calling at
Glacier Office and paying for ad. ol2
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1916-10-12

HOOD RIVER CHAPTER NO. q. X. A. M
Meets first and third Friday nights Of each
month, c. X. Marshall, II, P.
", A. Schaffner, Secretary.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1916-10-12

For Service-Regstered Poland China boar
fee $500. Geo. +. ogden. Telephone l0x,
Odell. a27-o26
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1916-01-17

Stockholm. Sweden, Dec. 26.-Every-
body rides in Stockholm. When I say
this, mean those whom we are meet
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1916-01-17
ADVERTISED LETTERS

United States Postotfice, Rock Is
land, Ill.-Jan. 17.-Advertised list
No. g: Amelia Anderson, Arthur An
derson, Mrs. Lizzie Black, R. G. Ba-
ker, Bob Baker, Mildred Brookmyn.
Mrs. Annie Baehmer, Arthur Com
mings, Agnes Carol, John Eckhardt,
Mrs. A F. Eichorn, Sylvia EXstrom,
Dave Flanagan, Mae Gardner, Ivan c.
Gray, Marie Goldman, Mrs. Emma L.
Cures, Mabel Harris, John Hupfer,
Harter Harrison, Mary Jacob, ]. jack
aitis, Charles Lebb, Agnes Larson,
William McGuirk, Leroy MacElvain,
H. L. Ostergaard, Mrs. Effie Peterson,
Thomas Phillips, Ada Palmer, P, ].
Reynolds, r. Rody, H. S. Ruby, Rosa
lie Roy, Miss c. Rosenberg, F. L. Rod
dy, Rev. Howard H. Russell, Mrs. Su-
sic Riley, Roy Ryan, R. NJ, Skinner,
William Schwable, Mrs Charles Swan
son, John Seherer, George Schafer,
Mr.. and Mrs. William Strohm, c. E.
Triechler, Mr.. and Mrs. Willis II, Van
Dewoort, George Weedall, ]. S. White,
Harry Williams, Miss Edna Wibers
HARRY P. SIMPSON,
Postmaster.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1916-01-17
AMATEUR RULING TO
BRING ON COLE WAR

Chicago, Jan. 17.-Unless the board
of directors of the Western Golf as
ISOLATION acts contrary to wishes of
the body as expressed in a resolution
at Saturday nights annual meeting,
golfers Of this section are in grave
danger of being denied part in the
annual national tournament conduct
ed by the United States Golf assccia-
tion Each association has placed a
different construction On what turns
az amateur into a professional.
a week ago the W. G. 4 directors
met and ruled that if players accepted
CALIFORNIA; offer of a free train to
the Del Monte tournament next June
they would professionalism them
selves. However, Saturday evening
the delegates to the annual meeting
passed a resolution saying in their
opinion, such acceptance would not
jeopardize an amateur. and the sec
rotary was told TO tell this 10 the
board of directors.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1916-01-17
AID MOVEMENT TO
RECLAIM PALESTINE

Jewish people of the city were much
Interested in the address which DR.. S.
Levin, who was a member of the first
Russian duma, gave Saturday evening
at 7:30 at Turner hall. DR., Levin,
who is a publicist and author of note,
appeared here in the interest Of the
Zionist movement, which seeks to
make Jerusalem again the head of the
Jewish nation.
He told of the progress of the prop
uganda and said that it had been es-
timated that Jewish land holdings in
Palestine at the present time were val
ued at $20,000,000. Leon Zolotkoff,
former assistant states attorney of
Cook county, also was heard, Over
$500 has been raised here to aid men,
bers of the race in Palestine who are
affected by the war.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1916-01-17

man war news at first hand. From
what l can CLEAN through refugees
and others, the story of food famine
in Germany has been exaggerated.
! While it is true the refugees are SUI
fering, the same as the poor in every
other country are suffering, there is
food enough for the army. II infor-
nation is reliable it,would require 10
years to end the war by starvation.
If we cannot get into Germany, but
can make Holland, We hope to remain
after the expedition leaves and get
some stories of real human interest.
How are we being received in Swe-
| den?
These Swedish people are most gra-
! ciously kind. Their sympathies are
with us, but they have never thought
/ it possible for person without off
cial' commission to get anywhere,
While they are not at all critical OF
the American policy, Sweden has not
furnished munitions of war to either
side and will not do So l think they
believe the United States has lost
prestige by not taking the same stand
Labor Party Str0ng.
The socialist-democrati party is
very strong and commands respect
here. I attended, by invitation. one
of their big labor meetings yesterday
l always have been a strong labor ad-
vocate-not as a candidate for Office
but because l believe in the dignity
of labor and wish to see the condi-
lions of the masses brought to higher
plane than that which they have been
forced to occupy today in the United
States. Here the labor party has sue
ceeded. 1t has been fortunate in hav-
ing an intelligent, conservative leader
ship. a quality too frequently lacking
in America, and has received politi-
cal recognition because its course
has been sane and sensible. ! was
much impressed by what l saw and
heard. l could have attended re-
ter at the same hour, but as / could
attend reception almost any time
believe protited more from attend
ing the other less brilliant affair.
/ There are no poor tenements il
Stockholm. There are apartment
houses of three rooms each. These
are leased for a reasonable rental
and are sanitary and comfortable, fal
ahead of so per cent of the smaller
houses for rent in Rock Island. The
working classes are comfortably, al
though plainly, and above all, Mod
estly, dressed. They appear to be jus
as happy and as cheerful as the sam,
class of working people at home.
The cost Of living is about so pei
cent higher than before the war. Egg:
are especially high, retailing for 81
cents dozen, but good, wholesom,
course dinner; about like the 40,
lunch at the Harper, can be had her,
in a hotel cafe for kr 10 ora, or 301i
cents in our money.
single room in first class hotel
with steam heat, hot and cold water
no bath or soap, costs 3 kr so ora o.
77Ia cents in our money. These rooms
are as good as $3.50 room at tn,
Hotel Sherman in Chicago
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1916-01-17

fee with soft boiled eggs, toast and
bacon. At 7:40 We were served to
just what We expected: Coffee and
bread and butter-the regulation con-
tinental breakfast. | have learned the
full meaning of the phrase, Not worth
continental" Always before had l
thought it was Not worth a CONT
mental darn"-but the correct word is
breakfast" instead of darn" al
though you will inevitably think the
latter morning
Oh for Mince Pie.
Just now | would give two konungs
(krOnas in Norway; So cents in Amer
lean money! for a real cup of coffee
and an honest doughnut, while if by
any turn Of fortunes wheel l should
come into possession of a real mince
pie, and l could be induced to let ev-
cry one of the 164 sons of Knute have a
bit, | would at once be more popular
than Henry himself Oh, for the land
Of bacon and buckwheat cakes with
a helping of German fried.
P. S.-The people in Scandinavia are
so neutral they wouldn't serve either
German or French fried potatoes even
they knew how to cook them.
InternatiOnalism Impressed.
Stockholm, Dec 27-International-
ism has been impressed upon me by
this trip to Scandinavia
The electric light is here the same
as at home. Automobiles meet us at
every turn, while the telephone is just
as universally used. In the matter of
! dress and the little articles of toilet
l can see no difference. The people
crowding the streets Of Christiania in
quest of Christmas gifts, were no diff
| ferent in appearance from those we
| see here on the streets Of beautiful
Stockholm, and if these people from
! both Christiania and Stockholm were
! suddenly translated to the streets OF
Rock Island one could not distinguish
them because of any difference in
/ dress.
! AS proof that | am not different in
appearance from the average citizen
of Stockholm, it might be mentioned
that yesterday, while in one of the
parks, gentleman approached, anC
begging my pardon, asked if I coulG
understand English we'll enough to di
rect him to the street cars. He was
not of the Ford party, but a visitor
from Omaha. But then, have vel,
low mustache and a ford face.
Another lot Of the Office force have
been separated from the expedition
and given return tickets. Ford brough
with him enough employees to run ar
automobile factory. As there is MOI
work for all and our party is so large
it is unwieldly, it is hoped more viii
j be sent home when we arrive at Cop
enhagen on the 29th. The reception
here is SO genuine the stay has beer
thus extended two days beyond tbs
original schedule.
There have been rumors that be
cause of the Austrian note we were
not to be permitted to go through Ger
many by rail to the Hague, but it i.
hoped that this obstacle can be over
come and the original plan of disband
ing at the Hague carried out.
Get War News First Hand.
If possible to get in four of us viii
remain on this side and get some Ger
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1916-01-17

Nearer My God to Thee" in the
Svenska language.
In passing l might add that every
address at our public meetings deliv-
cred in English is taken down in
shorthand by our official Interpreter,
then is delivered again to the audience
in the language of their country. So
far l have heard him interpret or
translate, English into Norwegian,
Svenska, French and German, and all
of these languages into English.
1t is not hard to make ones wants
known over here. Many are found
who speak English, and where they
do not one soon picks up a few words,
enough to order a cab or a breakfast.
have seen just one sign which read
American" This enterprising mer-
chant had in stock some of that class
of merchandise which made Milwau-
kee famous, or infamous, according to
the condition Of mind and health in
which one may be found
Sweetest Sounds of All.
] Yesterday, 1 had gone with friend
quite a little distance from our hotel
and in the snowstorm became confused
as to directions. There wasn't taxi
to be found. Just at this hour when
we had fallen by the wayside, so tC
speak, and were surrounded by con-
, fusion of people speaking in unknown
| tongues, l heard one of the sweetest
sounds of the hour-one man talking
| to another at a doorway. Praise be
they were talking real, genuine United
| States. These were the welcome
words which fell upon my ears: Come
and have a drink"
| didn't seek to join him and his
friend, but gaining desired information
went on my way rejoicing, though
! cold.
Another incident: I had frozen al
day in room in hotel at Christiania
1t was heated by stove in which was
burned Norway pine. The young WON
an would fill the stove and it might bt
warm for an hour, then another bel
and another armful of wood. At las
l caught young man in the hallway
Say, OLE" called, Here is kroner
Can't you keep that stove going so thu
room will be warm? Do you savve?'
l nearly dropped when he smilingl.
nodded his head, put the coin in hi
pocket and bowling low, said: Sure
Nike" Oh the magic of money, vel
applied. l was warm the balance 0
my sojourn in Norway.
! Everybody Rides in Stockholm.
/ Stockholm, Sweden, Dec. 26.-Every
body rides in Stockholm. When I sa.
this, | mean those whom we are meet
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1916-01-17
Piles Cured In 6 To ii DAVIS.

Druggists refund money il PAZO
OINTMENT fails to cure Itching,
Blind, Bleeding or PrJtruding Piles,
First application gives relief, 80 cents.
-(Advl
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1916-01-17

The public educational system OF
Greater New York. composing eie.
mentary, high, training. vocational and
truant schools, shows "A total regis
tration of S3l, SS5 pupila.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1916-01-17

Without any disturbance of business
Cuba has adopted its new national
coinage.
Highland recorder. (Monterey, Highland County, Va.) 1877-1972, 1916-02-18
Il ah6nf flaTn size fesolYEd hrnlv 'h6t

I'M about herr, she reSolYed nfIntysnoL
to marry Frank Jones. When the,ped.
dler appeared the following week she
was furious. -
How dared you mention my name
to Mr.. Jones?" she demanded.
That's all right, lady. All the Wom-
ans says that" answered the peddler.
Its going just the right way"
DO you dare to suppose that am
going to let you marry me to Mr..
Jones, just to give you commission
on the furniture? Why, hate him.
All the womans says that, too'
lady" answered Abraham, lodging be-
fore Miss Lisas broom.
1t was a week later when Frank
paid his second visit. Perhaps ne
had seen the peddler in the interval;
certainly he had done lot OF think
ing, and the upshot of it was that ne
had come to the conclusion that life
without Miss Lisa would be a sorry
substitute for perpetual bliss. Yet,
when he called, he only sat in silence
good part Of the time, conscious OF
a forbidding atmosphere about his
hostess.
May I make you some tea?" in
quired Miss Lisa.
Cups and saucers! Fine cups and
saucers!" cried a voice at the door.
Both started and looked at each 9TH
er guilty.. 1t was the peddler.
Its that Abraham!" exclaimed Miss
Lisa, looking charming as the deep
red dyed her face. Il won't have him
around here"
But Abraham, his pack on his back,
was already at the door. He looked
imperturbably upon the couple.
u got some nne samples of rugs
here. lady," he said. Just the thing
for young couple starting in
What do you mean, Abraham
shouted Mr.. Jones, springing to his
feet.
What, amt you got it fixed yet"
demanded the peddler, my, but you're
both slow. No wonder you amt mel
Ller Oh you SOI mdAiiOo oSAoAo'
The man is crazy" said Miss Lisa.
Abraham extracted something shiny
from his pocket and put it in MI.
Jones hand.
Real diamond" he said. only
fifty. Put it on her finger. Do it
now!"
Suddenly Jones, as if hypnotized,
moved toward Miss Lisa and took her
| hand in his.
Il won't! l WON'T" exclaimed Miss
Lisa, nearly in tears,
Don't mind her, said Abraham
That's what they all says. Put 1t
on"
And Frank Jones did. What is more,
ne kissed Miss Lisa in the presence
of the peddler. But Abraham was look
ing at the furniture catalogue that
| he had brought with him.
Highland recorder. (Monterey, Highland County, Va.) 1877-1972, 1916-02-18
! The
Schatchen
By
GEORGE MURRAY
Copyright, 1915. by W. G. Chapman.)

NSOpSiA5AIl, 1S4o, ny W. VI. SudpLldl-I
mo, 1 don't need anything today.
Abraham said Miss Lisa Quentin.
The peddler sighed and began wrap
ping up his pack again. Its long
time since you bought anything from
me, lady" he said sadly. "Them's
lovely rugs. All grass, and only two
fifty apiece. They'd brighten up your
parlor so as you wouldn't know it,
Miss"
Not today, Abraham" said Miss
Lisa, casting glance at her floor,
nevertheless, as the peddler was quick
to observe.
Now, if you was only married, lady,
what a good trade I'd do with you"
said the peddler.
Go along with you, Abraham" said
the pleasant, comely looking woman.
want to get me married so as to sell
me your goods?"
But that's my business, too, lady,"
protested the peddler. Listen, lady.
When my people wants to get mar
ried, they're too modest to go court
ing. So they calls in marriage
broker, a 'schatcnen,' as they calls it.,
to see the young people separate,
and find out ii they're suited. Then,
if everything's all right, brings the
Highland recorder. (Monterey, Highland County, Va.) 1877-1972, 1916-02-18
Man Never Gets Old.

When is a man old? A woman is as
old as she looks, and man is old
when he quits looking. DR.. Osler's re-
marks were distorted until the popular
belief was established that a man at
sixty was ready for the chloroform
cone. From recent news it would ap-
pear more plausible that at that age
a man is ready for the ice cream cone,
being a mere child in years compared
to frolicsome, nonagenarians who
hurtled into telegraph briefs, the
New York correspondent of the Pitts
burgh Dispatch writes. Lately there
have been NEUTRALITY-SUSPICIOUS.
youths looking around the matrimonl-
al market and callow youths of ninety
one quitting the bench to make room
for a mere infant of eighty-seven.
Time was when a man at ninety re-
tired to the easy chair with cush-
ion for his equity foot, remaining
there in querulous grandeur to the
general evaporation of those who
had to wait on him. The modern man
of ninety or more, however, is the
spriest of the spry, being there" on
the dancing floor, the golf links or In
the tonneau of the seven-passenger
car