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The Sunday telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1914-1927, 1916-01-02
LITTLE TALKS ON THRIFT
BY S. W. sTRAUs N
PssnAtst Amtriean Ssdkt for Thin

farm in Ohio began with a capital Of
50. One day going around the coun-
try in his broken-down wagon, he
bought an old plow for fifty cents,
which he repaired and sold for s..
This gave him an idea. Why not 80
among the farmers and buy the dis
carded farm machinery that is LETT
to rust in the fields and yardsl BY
saving the money made in this way
he was soon able to invest in hun.
dred dollars worth Of second hand
farm machinery, which he repaired
and sold. The year following ne
bought a thousand dollars worth,
then three thousand, and now Joe
Sterer is rated at $4,000. He at
tributes his success to his punetu-
ality in keeping appointments and in
paying his debts when due. He do.
MED himself all unnecessary things
and saved his money, so that he
could enlarge his business.
II is a gratifying fact that the
study of thrift Is taking q prominent
place in the practical training Of
students in many Of our large pni-
versitie, and colleges. They are en-
couraged to practice seif.denial in
the expenditure Of money, to prac.
ticc economy and do soma remit.
nerative work toward defraying the
expense of their education. Amherst
The Sunday telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1914-1927, 1916-01-02
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endorsed by the American Medical AS
ISOLATION and some remarkable cures
have been made-with the application
Of very little drugs but much reason
ing, is4h REL
Quite q nice little school row is
brewing in New York and also a
knotty problem is presented to the
worthy board Of education. Not long
ago boy Of Is years walked into his
classroom and leveled a gun at his
teacher. Move and I'll shoot you"
he shouted. The teacher cornered the
market on still life.
When the boy finally departed, the
teacher-a husky man-got out war
rant for the boys arrest and is going
to try to put him in Jail. He admits
that he slapped the boys face and that
admission has gotten him into peck
of trouble.
A lot Of people are rushing to the
defense OF the lad, saying that 1t was
the teacher who first set the vicious
example and il it is possible to send
the student to Jail the teacher should
occupy the next cell and contemplate
his brutality.
All the playwright rules were
against the production of "The Weav-
ers" in New York and yet all the re-
viewers praised the play. The pro-
Queer was told that the Hauptman
play was too gloomy for America and
everything discouraging was told him
about it. Somehow the morbid piece
seemed to strike a responsive note, 1t
has no hero nor heroine, no love in
terest and no cumulative story. 1t is
simply the reproduction on the stage
Of a group Of men and women trying
to be happy while struggling hard for
existence. I'd
Broadway hears that not satisfied
with the midnight frolics which start
ed at ] o'clock in the morning, we'll
known producer is to stage play on
a prominent roof next summer which
will begin at a. m. and last until five.
Such a play would be welcomed, no
doubt, by the milkmen.
The Sunday telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1914-1927, 1916-01-02
Gipes Up His Jail Test.

Prof. AUSTIN MCCORMICK, sociologically inclined who has
been studying at Columbia for the Bowdon College faculty
would be good idea to mix among the prisoners at the
homaston state prison He gained permission from the warden
and was sentenced fictitious term Of two and years
for forgery He shown mercy measured by the Der
on system and given three days hard labor in the broom
room u,,.n.,y A+ho+
The "lers made much of him and called him kid Athet
alv inclined he was made member of various teams warden
being progressive along the THOMAS MOT Ssd to
seen on hard board kened the professor and he quit He sent
esc some apples and bottle of ginger ale for Christmas
The Sunday telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1914-1927, 1916-01-02

NEW YORK, Jan. 1.-Robert Rhode,
who left Mr.. Keeley's Chicago Herald
to become a star assignment man on
the Tribune, was sent out the other
evening to one of those annual ban
quet affairs where a lot of prominent
bores were to frivol away hours that
might be protitably spent at Kelly
pool.
When Rhode arrived at the banquet
hall in the Hotel Majestic he was not
fit company for man or beast. He
could have bitten one Of the massive
oynx pillars in two with nonchal-
ance.
Seated with the rest Of the newspa-
per boys at the press table, he spent
his time hoping against hope that an
III wind would watt the long and lux
uriant whiskers. Of a guest over the
flame Of a lighted candle at the table.
at is the only possible chance to make
q story out Of this" he commisserated.
AS his crouch grew, one OF those
fluttering males who always extends
the gracious mitt at banquets began
lowering about the press table. He
lust dripped with good nature. Turn
ing to Rhode, he gurgled: II beg your
pardon, Mr.. Reporter, but have you a
watch?"
az did have when l came in" snap
ned Rhode and resumed his blasphem-
ous benediction on banquets under his
The Sunday telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1914-1927, 1916-01-02
A Morning MOTTO.

coming from the swamps of sesnes and force where
success means DEATH and the other from the htops Of justice
and progress where failure brings glory Two gh are
and the other the slowly rising human brotherhood Two
ways lie open before you-one leading to an ever lower ana
Of the poor where manhood hrve and possession rots down
possesor and the other leading off to the mos o.
honest effort is rewarded with Immortality Peter Aged
The Sunday telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1914-1927, 1916-01-02
SANCTU7M
VAUDEVILLE

Redd-He told me he played a fair
game Of golf.
Greene-.Well, he doesn't. He for
gets to count lot Of his strokes
Yonkers Statesman.
"This war is exhaustng Europe,
and" ...r ss
'Tts making me mighty tired, too.
Can't you talk about something else?"
Houston Post,
"Alr things come to him who waits,
you know" he said, yawning.
EYES," replied his wife; "but they
don't always break in and wake him
up."-Boston Transcript.
SIS he good golfer?"
what do you mean? Does he, play
profciently, or does he refrain from
swearing when he makes a bad shot?'
Detroit Free Press. ,,.
Earnest, but prosy, street corner ora
tori want land reform. I want hous-
ing reform. l want educational re-
form. l want-..,.4.+.
Bored voice-Chloro forrn.-Philadel-
phia Evening Ledger.
papa, dear, -" you remember you
said you had hunted tigers in West
Africa? Well, Captain Defoe tells me
tl,nra ora mana thorov
quite right, my dear, quite right!
I killed them all."-Kansas City
Journal.
The slum worker-You look like
very worthy person.
The flattered one-Oh, I'm all right,
ma'am. ] manage to get along first
rate. ! amt got nobody to support.
I'm single woman.-Cleyeland Plain
Dealer. tlf's
she-Your friend doesn't seem very
happy.
He-Poop chap! Just lost pot
OF money. ~
she-Through the war, / suppose.
He-Yes! the girl married q "a.
dier.-London Opinion.
AZ guess" said Broncho Bob, that
we'd better get up a fund and have a
reformer come along and talk to Grim
son Gulch."
"what for?'
Some Of the boys are getting the
idea that this is slow town. We
need somebody to whoop 1t up and
show we can be as wicked as any
metropolis on the map."-Washing-
ton Star.
The Sunday telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1914-1927, 1916-01-02
Law vio1ators.

MAN oof down Broad street at fearful speed, fifty or
s miles nehaps Ayne past other vehicles endangering the
lives anybody to be the crossing block k AWAY %sg
the very incarnation of dvmen and don't care ana on ne
with the people and the law says Ohio State Joal There
are many such instances We know that public authority cannG
authority can make itself felt at all hours OF the day and ng
everywhere if it would only take few cases as examples anu
as the phrase goes, burn tar on those offenders
are men who are used to violating the law that TO
them the law is not any than piece Of rotten straw we
ought to have little reign of terror to squech tha
idea. ffensG "a
The Sunday telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1914-1927, 1916-01-02
alleged views that other attribute.
..--.. A Bad Reputation.
Estate Journal, Parkersburg.)

..
Another big bank in Pittsburg has
gone to the wall. AS a city Of bank
wrecks Pittsburg stands pre-eminent,
and is in a class by itself. This last
failure was Of the Bank for Savings,
an institution supposed to be as solid
as a stone quarry. Some ten thous-
and depositors lose their money, many
thousands Of whom were school chill
dren who placed their penny savings
in the bank for Christmas money, or
against the demands Of rainy day.
The criminals who wrecked the bank
probably are riding in limousines and
wearing genuine furs. Until the law
is SO applied that men who rob con-
tiding depositors are sufficiently pun
ished as to deter others from commit
ting the same kind Of crimes the plum
dering of banks may be considered a
legitimate and honorable business.
The Sunday telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1914-1927, 1916-01-02
Not Backward, Either.
(Daily Sentinel, Grafton.)

Mr.. Roosevelt has always been fully
capable Of speaking for himself. He
needs no self confessed friend and
conidant to speak for him. He has
at his command both tongue and pen
with which to declare his own plans.
When he is ready to speak he will DO
do and there will be no lack OF clear
ness nor understanding In the mean
time there is no occasion for the pub
lie to become excited over second hand
The Sunday telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1914-1927, 1916-01-02
WHAT OTHER
EDITORS SAY
A Prospecting Railroad.
lparkersburg sentlnel.l

1t is stated upon the best Of author
ity that within a very short time &C.
tive work will be begun upon the new
Baltimore and Ohio freight depot in
this city. Tho Baltimore and Ohio
railroad is enjoying what is probably
the greatest prosperity in its history,
and is we'll able to begin work on a
project which is greatly needed to take
care of its increasing business at this
point.
The Sunday telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1914-1927, 1916-01-02

first to enter China after the outbreak.
Lieutenant Colonel Neves marines the first ashore at
Vera Cruz in April, 1914.
The United States marines have carried their color into
ton in Trpo Egypt West Africa the Fiji islands, Sumatra
Hawaii Mexico China, Uruguay, Alaska, Panama, Forosa
Korea Nicaragua, Cuba Santo Domingo and now in Hay
The Sunday telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1914-1927, 1916-01-02

What reso-
buttons a r e
y o u making
for the fu-
ture, now that
we are at the
parting Of the
ways5 7 h e
old year lies
SOlu duu oCdu
b hi d US.
We are bid
ding welcome
to the new
one. Are you
asking your
..if. az N,
The Sunday telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1914-1927, 1916-01-02

IHsnf lsF-.- a4isa
The Italian foreign office states that
permission will be given for the ex-
portation Of 10000 quintals Of hemp to
to the United States, two-fifths to be
shipped December and three-ifths i'm
mediately afterward.
The sun., 1916-01-09
25O@ ANNIVERSARY CELEBRATION
N EWARK n FW y EP s Ely
NAY O G T. O b E p 1910
COMMEMORATE TWO HUNDRED AND FTP
T1ErH ANNIVERSARY NEWARK. N. J.

and speak Of Newark. And II that is the case
now what will not be the tremendous effect
when Newarks campaign p">ter, chosen from
among the work of the most highly qualified
talent in the land, is set upon It's travels from
coast to coast to bring Ia the eye of the Ameri-
can people anl to impress NiNidy upon their
Imagination the advantage of the city Of
Newark: viii not Newark, placed thus ines
cnlnihly upon the hillloarl> of the country. DE
put anew upon the map:
Let rs consider the city of New York. Tn"
IIpcr> have printed much about its enormous
Indebtedness. II seems to me that the admins
tru,inn Of n municipality like New York has
wonderful opportunity to get all the money II
needs and II very great deal more by making
this metropolis. with its marvellous situation,
the greatest summer and winter resort of the
whole United States.
Perhaps you viii allow me us II European to
SAY that Europe can here he the teacher even
of rrs.,ircpful Sew York In what way: Have
the city take hold Of all the ocean front and lay
IL ont that II will he the beauty spot of New
York. Let the city provide hotels which VIII
bc :" comfortable and :" attractive that they
will he the talk Of the country. Arrange here
music festivals which no place In the world can
bring about with more completeness, because no
other city on the f;icc "f the globe has 80 much
superb talent assembled together.
"lntroduce. with the support Of the railroads
and other transportation arteries, the heathful
winter sports. in the pursuit OF which Europe
and nearby Canada excel. Arrange all these
things and II hundred others which could easily
hp pointed ont and you will make New York
what 1t should he, not only the greatest and
most interesting resort In the world, hut the
richest rs well.
And this Is where Newark teaches II lesson
Ia New York. What wonderful story 1t could
tell 70 the length and breadth of America AMI
to the nations Of the earth as well by sending
everywhere rs messengers of the pleasures and
benefits to be found within its borders graphic.
gripping posters Of the modern school, such as
The sun., 1916-01-09
IEWAItK will In II short time celebrate
Il her 2JOth anniversary as municipal

n YEWAIlK will In u short time celebrate
M her 2jOth anniversary as n municipal
ity, and she is going to let the world
know about 1t in u way almost wholly new to
American cities. To tell about her advantages
us q home und business centre and to call the
attention Of people generally to her coming cele-
bratiun she has taken lesson from the cities
of modern Germany. which for long time have
spread knowledge Of their resources and beau
ties by the shrewd and effective use Of the
graphic poster. one Of the most powerful ele-
ments Of twentieth century publicity.
To accomplish her purpose Newark instituted
n competition in which the leading poster artists
of the country were invited to take part. Two
hundred and thirty designs were submitted
The first prize was 1000 and the second 5000
and there was II special prize Of $500. TIL"
awards were made sust fall There have been
public exhibitions Of the designs In Newark
New York Boston and other cities. The ever
vlgilant municipalities Of the West have shown
special interest In the Newark posters.
And now we come tn the moral In the story
AZ 1t bears upon the city Of New York. II Is
pointed out by Arthur Wiener. who Is an nu
rhOrity In regard tn the use and development Of
the poster AMI was member Of the board Of
Judges Of Newark's competition.
"YOu usk me-" said Mr.. Wiener, what
Newarks fine and novel plan may teach other
American municipalities. That is very easy To
answer.
"First Of all 1t proves that Newark has the
desire to do u good thing In the right way. which
cannot he said Of all American municipalities.
1t shows n remarkable enterprise highly worthy
OF imitation, and the result. which has nwnk.
ened the Interest Of the entire country will
certainly warrant the effort.
"AlthOugh the interest may at present he pri-
marlly In the outcome Of the poster contest, 1t
inevitably causes the public mt large to think
TaÌˆgliche Omaha tribuÌˆne. [volume] (Omaha, Nebr.) 1912-1926, 1916-01-12
Gin icb6neS geinnrcS Sims
cine iiberScnScnce Sati0dbe!
Ginfade, nidt teiirc @eOi5iH bin
bert bic Geisuns sur Der.
i%topfnng.

9ic groBte &oitptIade fir cine
junge Mlttter lit, fir regelmdBigeu
5tublgang ibres ain0es 81 iorgcn,
poOurd Die draae entite0t o@os lit
ooS bette glbiubrunssntittel filr Sir
Der
8rou Seize &idoroion 8bilpot,
aB., io9t tie bobe Or. galomeas
Sbrip Eepiiu i'm Iebten Sabre be-
nllbt, mo DOB es in Der Melt tein
ibm 9~lei6fommenoeS @tittel qibt.
sic idrcibt. uWlein fleiner 5obn
@iQiom ST., liebt e8, neil e8 10 an.
gcnebm i1medt, lttto ieoernann er-
tldrt, Dab Ct iold' Elm ihoner ges
LUMBER anabe lit"
81. GalomeG's Sprup Gepitn lit
cine 8uiommeniesung bon einfoden
nbfiibren0en ar1utern obne ieOes
0piot ooer narfotii6e 9rogeiL uro
lit Die auerfannte @eoiain fir Ser
itopfung in ~tauien0en Seimen i'm
TaÌˆgliche Omaha tribuÌˆne. [volume] (Omaha, Nebr.) 1912-1926, 1916-01-12

IieB 6nnu fem isbr 6ei9sioeuts Mds
aeldsn bsipanuen unO fubr nab
@eiBtirasu. BORT bate er cine Bee
Ipre9nng NIT ieinsm Qfmtsbruter,
Donn fu6r e. mad Dem 9trnbaher
6of, mo bic geisWabm iber D1s,
mos sr ibr on3uttinoigsn bate, boqz
itdnOig aug benz SGus6en' geriet.
Ct lieB Ii3 bonn ben G9ranl 3ei,
gen, 3u melAem Der 59laFeI, cen
5rieoI mitgeiaHbt batte, paBte, uno
entnabm ibm Glide papiere. Oars
na9 Iieb er 1id hen S6rg 3auner,
alias aropfs S0rgI bolen, unb Iagte
i'm, OoB sr fi6. am uddlten Sonns
tag Dor Der 5rii6meHe BEL BIN sins
sufinben babe, Dlit bobsm SntsreHe,
.a6er nil unleroridier 9eitsrielt be-
traatse er rem armen, guten Mens
f9sn, Der I'm 2eben Der 5annerl
Wlepsr cine - bosne5ms Role ipieIte,
beren 8lan3puHtt nddfsn Spnntag
nod Der Grh6me1e eintreten folte,
Die Dirnbnder 2eutc lief er in Ell
ner Idrstli@cn 9erDir:ung 8uriid.
auf ieiner 6simtabrt lief er an
Dem Piaoe talten, Der gu 9annerIs
SdusGen binduffib tie. ST belt ii9
lang Oorin aGf. Qu9 oDrt feb er,
oIs er sins, cine un6efareibIi9e gers
tpirrung, aber audi SeIigtett 3urid.
lnb nod am abenO, aIs 5annerl
lire MiI9fuppe fo6te, mar bas biibs
ide &1pf4en nod ni9t gang tIar ge>
tpprOen, mari iie eiueu gan3en Q5ffet
bon @als in bas S0pf9eu unO Ia6te
bo3u:
Limb 10 onn bonBt ma Oan 9rot-
tel, . ran, Der oai nit pananDer
einitedt. ga mart S0rgI, Oh IpaIt
3 guat balm BET mir"
TaÌˆgliche Omaha tribuÌˆne. [volume] (Omaha, Nebr.) 1912-1926, 1916-01-12

@on nun an fdmen biele GeIbs
poftbrisfe unb &drten unb @eloIens
bungen in bos Sdug6en SounerIs,
BARN Der SOrsI oft 5u Safe mar.
1tnb mar er FtoI3 bari6er, baB
a1e oiefe Senoungen an 8rau so
banna Dirnbo9er uoreIfiert pager,
70 fiiblte fi6 bos @eib nnfdqtid
gliidlt6 barber. sSn ben 0irn6os
hers6Of 3og iie aber erit mad Mona<
ten Elm, nls Der, ibr per procrrn ans
getroute Gatte tie bnbin fii6rte.
@r bate pobG einen arm p~erloren,
dber er fibIte es tdum, baB Ct nun
elm &riippeI mar, benn Isin Deib
bra4ts Inn ia spet sefuuOs arme
NIT.
9ie Reiis1lobm bate f6 aud NIT
ben eben MID. gu dnbernben Saifas
den ubgefunben unb umqab 6ie iune
ge 6rau, Die balo aud cine innqe
Wuttsr mar, pfiffigsripstTe NIT 70 DteI
fdnersfiiBsr 2iebe, dIs iie u%ufbringer
tonnte.
Den aropfsS6reI absr nannte nun
niemanb mebr i'm 0Orfe einen 9rpta
tel, benn 5rlebl bate freimiitig az
len, Die es b0ren poItsu, er3d6It, ME
febr gef4eit her S6rgI i6n, ben 30>
gernben, uaf ben 8sg Der qfItdt sss
ordngt batte.
TaÌˆgliche Omaha tribuÌˆne. [volume] (Omaha, Nebr.) 1912-1926, 1916-01-12

Qdn6. Ipotbefen berfaufen es
ilberaa fir soc bic 6laide. aoufen
sic cine 6loi6e bieies boralglifen
M}ittels uto bolten sic es I'M Souie.
Cine 8robeflai6e miro frei geliefert,
iUenn mon idreibt an Or. %. %.
Gal0wea, 442 8aibington Str,
Mpnticello, Sa.
TaÌˆgliche Omaha tribuÌˆne. [volume] (Omaha, Nebr.) 1912-1926, 1916-01-12

So, .. Greunb: .Wsnn Oh
@eIO brau6R, tafeR On 0einer dIt<
liten Sante einfa9 Die 9ono un0 9u
befommf esq
StuOioius rNie i'd Tagte.4
5reunO: pSeuts baF 9n, Fs
aber auf Sen Munb getiiBt24
Stuoiofus: nMeiBt Oh, bsute
brauAte i'd ndmIi9 stnas nsbr
ge[o."
Inter QebemGnntrn.
Sbr friibersr 9iensr bat Iid Bel mir
aJs folder unse6oten. 90 m6dts i'd
mir nun 3ubor ole 5raee erIduben,
6err 9rof, u6 sr Dor oflen 9iusen
tuhttg 1T.
2lber fehr, Der triegt NIT Qti6tigs
felt eineH iebeR bic 3rsppe binunter!
TaÌˆgliche Omaha tribuÌˆne. [volume] (Omaha, Nebr.) 1912-1926, 1916-01-12

Bon ben CT RubeIpreiIen, bic
in Der 3eit DON 1901 Bis 1912 Incl.
berIiebeH tuurptu, sntFisIsu 10 uuf
0eutf9IauO.
Sn BEN nit bem /. Suli abgs
i9loiienm 5istaliabr purOsn I'M
Stante Psnnibloanisn ourd llnfdTle
an Gtrdbeutreu3uHgen los Meui9en
Ieben beyRiqb
TaÌˆgliche Omaha tribuÌˆne. [volume] (Omaha, Nebr.) 1912-1926, 1916-01-12

Qm nddften SOnntag aingen cine
Wenge 2eute iibsrs @ebirge. sic
hatten ale E n 3ieI, 6as arme aird>
lein Der tleiuer @emeinbe i'm 6intelen
8raben. Qudj Die @b' traf nod rett.
8eitig Elm, I'M, bon einem finite en-
@intel aus, gu ieben, pie Elm febr
nnglci4es 8%rautpoar. gIei9 mad Be-
enoigung Der 6riibmeFe an Den Nltar
frat.
pie Gr muBte fogar piitenb unb
hDEnifd laut auflafen, aIs bic trGz
benoe Stimme bes Rrppf 36ro le6r
laut urlb iebr beitimmt oas so"
Tpra9, bas einsr, Der tn bieier J3eit
our fernen 2onbesgren5e fubr, nidt
fpre6en tonnte.
un6 grimmig Bib 0ie gb' in i6r
Saf6entu4, als ibre gIiidIi9e 9e6enz
bublerin 6iefes bebeutun9sboae 80"
nit trdnenerfidter @timme tpie0ers
holte. Die anberen bGuerli6en Rir<
6enbeIu4er riFen melt bic Qu9en
auf Bel bieIer 3eremonie, BON Der iie
bor6er ME etipas gsb6rt, Die bereinf
MIR g%etr0nten 6duptern b~orbeGalten
mar unb bic in biefer FELTON, ernften
3ett, ID manfe fiir INNER per6inbet,
Die Der arieg getrennt bat.
Der aropf S0rgI mar dber fGers
fi4 Der i~tOI3eIte 8rdutigam, Der fes
mafs cine Iiebli6e, frobssrnHe, iunee
5ruu aus Dem armen Rirdlein i'm
binteren @rabsn 9efibrt bat.
The Prescott daily news., 1916-01-21

Fresh and complete line of grocer ies-Buchanan X Anderson-phone 3S.
 The announcement of J. A. Nelson for Justice of the Peace of this town ship was given us this afternoon and will appear in tomorrow's issue.
 The famous Band Quartette will render several selections at the Pres colt Band Musicale tonight This alone is worth the price of admission.
 Mrs. Sam Taylor White, Jr., is at home from a ten days visit with her parents, Dr. and Mrs. B. A. Few and family at Philadelphia,
 Publicity is a searchlight that re- veals the good and bad alike. The eX- pense of providing generative power by means of the state press is only a trifle as compared with the losses sus- LdllCu dS q result ol tHt ldNp yer N groping in total darkness without it.. A clear-cut example is cited in Mem phis at the present time.-Searcy Daily Citizen.
 Thomas C. McRae, who recently withdrew as a gubernatorial candi- date has been a prominent resident of Arkansas for many years and his name is known throughout the state He has been prominent in business, in church work and in politics, yet since he withdrew his name has ap- peared in Arkansas papers as McCrea, McRea, McRhea, McRhay, Mckay, MacRea, MacSrea, MacRay and Mac Rae.-A. o. A. Gazette Man.
 They could never twist it to make it spell Machine.