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Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1916-11-04
Happens Every Night
She upstairs Clarence!

She Observation-Disclosures!
He--Yes, love. a
She-Have you locked the icebox?
He-Uh-huh.
She-Have you locked the dining
room window?
He-Sure.
She-Have you hidden the silver
under the bathtub1
He-Yep.
She--Did you put the cat out?
He-Uh-huh.
'fShe.Did you bring the hose in?
He-Sure thing.
She-Have you fixed some ice
water? ~
He-Oh-h-h, yes,
She-Have you brought the rug in
from the porch?
He-Yes.
she-Have you fastened all the
parlor windows?
He--Sure. ..,- 4.
She-Have you been down in the
basement to smell for gas? i
He-Yes. "s
She-Have you brought in the
hammock?
He-Yep. H.
She-Have you locked the front
door? - -
He-Uh-huh.
She-Did you hang up the key
back of the hall clock?
He-Yes.
She--Have you wound the clock?
He-Yes-yes--yes.
She-Well, you needn't to get mad
about it. It's wonder you wouldn't
try to get to bed at some decent hour.
What have you been doing down
there all this time, anyhow'-Detroit
Journal.
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1916-11-04
Good THINGS for the TobOfengs the Morket4ousehoM HINTS

charlottesville ease OF husband who
had disappeared
Questioning the wife, | said to herr
And now, madam, tell me--thls Ia
very inportant--~tell we what your hus-
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1916-11-04

bands very last words were when he
leftT
His last words, the truthful crea ture
answered with blush, were, For heavens
sake, shut up" 49, Philadelphia Ledger.
The Lemmon herald. (Lemmon, Perkins County, S.D.) 1912-1917, 1916-03-15

yet one Oh tnOSe not SundaeS
at Wigaard's.
Don't forget the Nj. t. Ladies
supper on st. Patrick s eve.
The ladies of the Altar society
will hold food and apron sale
on Saturday. March IL.
BIZ Watt Land Co.. is now sell
ling land. List your land with
them for quick sale. 39-tf
Mr.. and Mrs. o. X. Fjetland
are moving into tn cir new home
in the western part of the city,
this week.
Appearances are for a lively
scrap in Adams county at the
primary election. 1t is reported
that there are eleven candidates
for the office Of sheriff and for
every other office there will be
one or more candidates.
The HERALD is late this week
because of the change of loca
ltlon and the fact that in putting
the press together a part was
broken which necessitated con.
siderable delay. We shall en-
deavor to get out on time after
this week. however.
See Meidinger Bros. for wind
mills. or anything you need in
the line of pumps, cylinders and
pipe.
In this issue Of the HERALD
appears the announcement Of
lotto A. jacobson. Register Of
Deeds of Adams county, North
Dakota, who is a candidate for
1.-THE republican nomination to the
same Office at the June primaries.
| The announcement of II. j.
Sticken. sheriff Of Adams county,
is to be found in this issue of the
HERALD. ! Mr.. Sticken announces
himself as a candidate for the re-
publican nomination to the Office
Of county auditor.
Editor Fjetland. of the HERALD
returned last Thursday from
Huron. where he had been in at
tendance al the Boosters and
Builders meeting.
.ESTRAYED- Sometime in De-
cember. light bay filIev, two
years oil; branded X on left
shoulder. Literal reward. No
tify Charles Hanna, Showers.
N. d. 39-3t
! will have car load Of Bull
Tractors In Lennon, not iater
than March 10th. Thesa are
all sold and ! am taking orders
now for the second car to he de.
llver-d March 20tb. If YOU have
not ordered get in on this second
car at cnee. F A. Finch. agent
Lennon. 5. u. 39-tf
While playing in the iator
class basketball game last Friday
night, before the boys game,
Elizabeth Netter had the MS
fortune u sprain her arkla. A.
tho somew bat handicapI cd FL
zabeth does not have to miss
school, for by using crutches she
IS able to get around.
Mrs. Fiske is once again TO be
seen IN her famous role of
Becky Sharpe in the recently
completed Edison masterpiece.
Vanity Fair, - released through
the kleine- Edison Feature Ser.
vice and booked as the Stellar
attraction st the Star theatre on
Saturday March IS.
Meidlnger Bros, have just re
celved shipment Of the famous
tltLall adjustable horse collars.
Ii IS claimed that this collar is
fast taking the place of the old
collar now in use. When Fit
The Lemmon herald. (Lemmon, Perkins County, S.D.) 1912-1917, 1916-03-15
What is the Minirmax?

What is the Minimax?
c. c. Lehman of Mobridge, was
here Tuesday on business.
l.. (. Saulie of Whitney. was
a business visitor here Tuesday.
Leslie Haynes was up from
Grand Valley Saturday and Sun.
day.
Tony Nick of Thunder Hawk,
was in Lennon last Saturday on
business.
Roy Daniels has taken a posi-.
tion in the Elliott Department
store as a clerk.
Misses Mildred and Myrtle
Coutts visited Saturday and Sun
day at their home in Morristown.
u. D. Collins, of Aberdeen,
was looking over land interests
in this vicinity the fore part of
the week.
c. c. Ernsbarger of Morris.
town, was here a couple of DAYS
this week having an infected
hand treated.
Mr.. and Mrs. Geo. Gantvort of
this city, are proud over the arri.
val of a son at their home, born
Tuesday, the 14th.
Rae Bissell was in Aberdeen
Thursday and Friday, buying re
pairs for the Bissell Bros. steam
threshing engine.
Rumors are to the effect that
Bill Hoisington will build a large
department store in Lennon.
sometime this spring.
Tony Burns of Seim, died
thursday from paralytic stroke
He was buried Monday at Seim.
tie leaves wife, mother. three
sisters and five brothers.
August Hueple, who lives Is
miles northeast of Lennon, fell
last Saturday and ran a spike in
10 his knee. He has been con-
hned at one of the local hotels,
where he is receiving medical
treatment. He is now getting
along nicely.
The Lemmon herald. (Lemmon, Perkins County, S.D.) 1912-1917, 1916-03-15

Local News Notes


st. Patrick dance supper al
Lobdell's cafe, Friday night.
Auditor Kelly of Hettinger
was a Lennon business visitor
Monday
John l.. Wood was a Lennon
business visitor from White Butte
Saturday.
Ed Delaney was up from the
Delaney ranch on Grand river
Saturday.
Don't forget the St. Patrick s
dance supper at Lobdell's cafe,
Friday night.
Mr.. and Mrs. Sam Rowell OF
Shields. N. D., were Lennon
visitors Thursday.
Herb Ottendahl of Meadow
was a business visitor in Lem.
mon several days last week.
Mr.. and Mrs. Harry Scott and
J. H. Tice, jr. of Daviston, visit.
ed in Lennon oyer Sunday.
VIM. and Eddie Holland OF
White Deer, were in this city
Monday on a purchasing trip.
Judge Drewry OF Bison, was
in Lennon Monday looking after
duties pertaining to his office.
C N. Cooper returned from
Fargo, Saturday. He intends tc
move his family there this week,
Chas. Showers of Showers, n.
d., was in this city Saturday
looking after business interests
Older your brick ice cream
with Shamrock center now for
St. Patrick's day at Wygaard's s
Phone 175.
Mrs. Fountain and Mrs. Tice
entertain the M. Z. Ladies Aid
Tuesday, March q, at the home
of Mrs. Tice.
DR.. w. G. Smith, railroad com,
missioner of South Dako Ia. came
up from his ranch south Of Het.
finger, Tuesday. He was in this
city a few hours while waiting
for to take No. Is east, where he
went on official busine IS.
The Lemmon herald. (Lemmon, Perkins County, S.D.) 1912-1917, 1916-03-15
Bring vour cream to the
mon Creamery.


business matters. He CAM an
with Bob Rainey.
o. g. Peterson and Chas. Hal
burtson, two of the prosperous
Meadow farmers, were in this
city Friday with grain.
Mrs. Chas. Hardy of Morris.
town and cousin, Neil Hardy.
were in this city Saturday. Miss
Neil was on her way to Montana
Z. l.. Jackson, formerly of
this city but now of Pleyna.
Mont. was renewing acquaint,
ances in this city Saturday ana
Sunday.
Word has been received in this
city that a boy was born to Mr..
and Mrs. E. j. Morris of Mcln-
tosh last week. Mother and son
are doing nicely.
Pure Bred Rose Comb Ri de
Island Red eggs for sale; 81. %
per setting. Mrs. Andrew
Brekke, Lennon, S. D., route
l. 4O.5t p
Patrick Callahan and Mary
Hames Hodgen Of Thunder HaV k
were married in this city a week
ago Tuesday by Father Ere.
Dennis and Catherine CALLAHAN,
brother and sister of the groom
of Morristown, were the wit.
nesses.
Frank Gibson, who recent,
engaged in the mercantile bus
mess at Thunder Hawk; moved
his household goods to that place
Tuesday. Frank had manl
friends here who are sorry to See
him leave and wish him every
success in his new venture.
The ladies of ths Altar society
will have a food and apron sale
Saturday. March Is, in the room
on the north of the Pal lace ho
tel. 40 2t
Rev. J. N. Oakley of Timber
Lake. will conduct Methodist
services at the Baptist church
Sunday, March 10, at 1000 a IN.
and 7:3O p. m.
Mrs. Cornell of Chicago,
stopped off in this city Friday and
Saturday on her way to Mot. to
visit with her friend Miss Schultz
OF the Lennon high school fac
ulty.
Lawrence Neff of White Butt.
was in Lennon Saturday on a
purchasing trip. Mr.. Neff o.
Gently returned from a tao
months visit in Iowa and other
eastern points.
Persons of artistic Itera V
taste will await with keen inter
est the coming of the Edison
masterpiece Vanity Fair" ID
which Mrs Fiske is starred.
This production is booked for
screening at the Star theau 2
next Saturday
John Samelson left Monday
evening for visit at his old
home at Paxton, Iii He will be
gone about a month. Mrs. VIII
Anderson Of Bison, an old friena
Of the family, also went to tha
same place to visit friends ana
relatives.
Have YOU tried our Roundup
Egg-nut coal? 1t is practica =
Tree from SCOT; is just the right.
size for the cook stove or range
and costs only S6.5 per ton de
llveted anywhere in town. nr S.
DIT our bin. Western Lum ter &
Grain Co.
Despite her deep interest In
motion pictures and her agree.
able adventures in acting before
the camera, Mrs. Fiske has no
The Birmingham age-herald. [volume] (Birmingham, Ala.) 1902-1950, 1916-09-05
Highway Commission to
Decide on Expenditure
of Federal Road Fund

Montgomery, September 4.-(Special)
commission to be held soon. a decision
will be reached on a system of roads to
be improved in Alabama a S required by
the United States department of agricul-
ture under the new federal act providing
aid for the public roads. w. S. Keller,
state highway engineer. was in commune
cation today with several members of
the commission and expects a date for
the meeting to be fixed in the next few
days.
Mr.. Keller decided to call the meeting,
following his receipt of letter today from
Secretary Houston of the department of
agriculture, through which the national
appropriation for road improvement is to
be disseminated. Secretary Houston
states that the road construction under
the terms of the federal aid road act.
must conform to a definite scheme or
programme rather than that individual
projects shall be submitted in aimless
fashion. The highway engineers in the
several states are asked to submit the
plans to be followed within the entire
five-year period mapped out as definitely
as possible, accompanied by a map of
the highway system of the state, with
indications of the highways which are
recommended for improvement or con-
struction. The text is to be accompanied
by full. account of the reasons for the
selections made by the highway engineers
and the purpose which the proposed high
ways will serve.
The Birmingham age-herald. [volume] (Birmingham, Ala.) 1902-1950, 1916-09-05
Wallace Urges Laws to
Arbitrate All Strikes

Montgomery, September 4.-(SpeciaL)
Enactment of federal and state laws
creating boards of Cancellation, mediation
and arbitration, empowered to settle all
disputes between labor and capital, was
urged by John H. Wallace, Jr., state
game and fish commissioner, as the logi-
cal way to prevent strikes and lockouts
in an address to the Central Labor union
and their guests at picnic held today
at Pickett Springs in celebration of La
Dor Day. He declared that an absence
of an understanding between capital and
labor results in antagonism, and that the
problem of promoting cooperation be-
tween capital and labor is the vital ques-
ton of modern civilization.
THE organization of labor is as neces-
sary as the organization of capital he
said, land most of their differences are
due to a lack of understanding. Labor
and capital are partners and the fruits OF
their industry should be divided fairly.
Mr.. Wallace was one of three orators
invited by the Central Labor union tc
speak on the occasion and his selection
of the theme proved most timely. An i'm
mense audience heard him.
The Birmingham age-herald. [volume] (Birmingham, Ala.) 1902-1950, 1916-09-05
PORTER TO RETURN
TO CAMP DUTIES
War Department Takes No
Action on Resignation of
Battery C Officer

Montgomery, September 4.-(Special.)
Henry Porter, first lieutenant of Battery
c, Birmingham, who submitted his resig-
nation two weeks ago, will return to
camp tomorrow and resume his duties, it
was announced today. The war depart
ment has not approved his resignation,
thus far Pending departmental action.
he had been granted furlough, which
expires tomorrow, and has been in Bir-
mingham looking after his business af-
fairs. AT the time that he departed it
was thought his separation from the bat
terry would be permanent. The boys of
the battery gave him a love feast They
will be happy to get him back.
Discharges were authorized today for
Private Oscar Underwood Jr., Birming-
ham, and Corporal Thomas w. Palmer of
Battery c. They have accepted commits
at Birmingham, and are now in the
Magic City.
In observance of Labor Day, general
holiday was declared at the mobilization
camp today. The lines were open from
early morning until late at night and
hundreds of the soldiers went to the city.
Only the imperative military duties were
performed
There is talk of the entire brigade
marching into Montgomery soon for the
purpose of putting on a monster parade
in the Capital City. 1t is quite likely that
an order to that effect will be forthcom-
ing at an early date.
The Birmingham age-herald. [volume] (Birmingham, Ala.) 1902-1950, 1916-09-05
LAWYERS MAKING
READY FOR FIGHT
IN MANDAMUSSU|T
Pleadings in Action Brought
by the Attorney General
Against Governor Will
Be Filed Today

Montgomery. September 4-(Special)
holiday, attorneys arrayed on both sides
of the controversy between Governor
Henderson and Attorney General Martin,
as to the latter's authority to incur ex-
penses for investigating without the gov
ernor's approval, were busy today pre-
pairing for the preliminary skirrnish to-
morrow in the mandamus case that has
by j. D. DAILY, through the attorney gem
eral in an effort to force Governor Hen
derson to approve an expense account.
Uncer an agreement between the lawyers
and the court the pleadings will be filed
with Circuit Judge Leon McCord tomor-
row and the actual battle will come on
during the week of September IS, at which
time the pleadings will be argued Among
the first questions to be determined is
whether the governor can be required to
answer a mandamus proceeding. His
counsel, it is understood, take the view
that he can be mandamused only to per-
form ministerial duty and will contend
that the act in question is not of a
ministerial nature, the governor having
discretion.
Ball & Sanford and Rushton, Will
liza ms & Coleman have been retained as
counsel by the governor. The petitioner,
DAILY, will be represented by the attor-
ney generals department
Attorney General Martin today reiter-
ated that he expects to reply to the let
ter issued by Governor Henderson Au-
gust &C. He said, however, that he will
not be prepared to make the answer to-
day.
The Birmingham age-herald. [volume] (Birmingham, Ala.) 1902-1950, 1916-09-05
Controversies Popular
Around State Capitol

Montgomery, September 4.-(Specia1.l
Controversies seem to be popular around
the state capitol. The latest addition to
the "spat" colum is an open letter pub
l:shed by J. NJ. Moore, state pure food
expert, in criticism of Emmett A. Jones,
director of the state bureau of markets
and immigration Mr.. Moore seeks to call
Mr.. Jones to task for certain slurs the
latter made at the recent gathering ot
food, drug and dairy officials in Detroit
with reference to the inspection of dairy
products. Mr. Jones advocated a federal
law requiring more rigid inspection of the
dairy products for the protection of the
public.
Mr.. Moore points to several alleged
inaccuracies in the statement of Mr.
Jones and seems to think that it was not
within the province of the official duties
of Mr.. Jones to dabble in such matters
Mr.. Jones has made no reply, as yet, but
he is expected to do so. The controversy
has caused quite stir in the department
Of agriculture, under which both officials
are working.
The Birmingham age-herald. [volume] (Birmingham, Ala.) 1902-1950, 1916-09-05
ATHLETIC CLUB
TOURNEY NARROWED
TO BELL AND SMITH

Frank Bell and Pete Smith will meet
next Saturday for the singles tennis
championship for the 1915 season OF
the Birmingham Athletic club. Vic
tories yesterday for both Bell and
Smith placed them in the finals, the
two players agreeing to play the
match off on Saturday afternoon
The results of the matches in the
tourney are as follows: First round,
Clarke defeated circuit, by default;
Starnes defeated Cohen. 6-2 6-S, Smith
defeated Aderholt AS, SO, 62 Houser
defeated Steiner, by default; Lampkin
defeated Ornes, SO, 6-2; Hanna de-
feated Means, 6-3, 6-1; Burton defeated
Trimble, by default; Bell drew bye.
second round, Starnes defeated Clarke,
~ default Smith defeated Houser. 6-3,
go, Lampkin defeated Hanna, 6-2, 60;
He'll defeated Burton, 6-3, SO. Semi
finals, Smith defeated Starnes. 60, 6-3,
DC; Bell defeated Lampkin, 6-2,
go. Gil
The play in the tourney was exceed
7frely interesting and a large crowd
watched the matches Bell and Smith
are about evenly matched and good
match will probably be played to de-
eide the winner. The match will start
about o'clock.
The Birmingham age-herald. [volume] (Birmingham, Ala.) 1902-1950, 1916-09-05
CONGRESS PLANS
ADJOURNMENT ON
THURSDAY NEXT
CONTINUED From rage One,

planning to submit it to the House for
the Senate that business can be con-
cluded by that time.
An effort to pass the revenue bill to-
night was blocked by republicans, who
said they would yield for, a final vote
tomorrow. Their attitude prompted
Senator owen to declare that they were
using the revenue bill to filibuster
against his corrupt practices bill. The
Oklahoma senator proposes to make
one more fight to get the corrupt
practices bill considered. but admin
istration senators said there was no
doubt that he would be voted down.
Senator Underwood today made his
fight against the administration plan
to impose increased tariff duties on
dyestuffs after the European war in
order to encourage manufacture at
home of these sorely needed commodi-
ties for which the country depends al
most entirely on Germany. Senator
Underwood declared the proposal was
the employment of the protective tar
if principle, and that he was opposed
to it fundamentally. Senators stone
land Hughes defended the proposal as
certain to relieve American manufac-
turers from the grip of foreign mo-
|nopoly The Senate sustained the adj
lministration plan 43 to 7, Senators vot-
ing against it being Bankhead, Bryan,
Lane, Overman, Reed. Underwood and
Vardaman, all democrats.
Tomorrow the Senate will complete
consideration of the section of the bill
| to create a tariff commission. 1t then
Twill act on the amendment by Senator
y l-.x.- l.@ oh h mi
NIT the formation of American collec-
tive selling agencies in foreign coun-
tries The bill then will be ready for a
final vote
The Birmingham age-herald. [volume] (Birmingham, Ala.) 1902-1950, 1916-09-05
COUNTY JAILS IN
NEED OF REPAIRS
IT IS REPORTED
Chief Deputy Inspects Eight
in State and Finds Only
Two in Proper
Condition

Montgomery, September 4.-(Special.)
Eight county jails recently inspected by
John D. Adams chief deputy of the
state prison department, are the subject
of reports he has submitted to Governor
Henderson covering observations made in
ventilation sanitary condition, food
lights plumbing, furnishing and other
conditions at the prisons
He found the Franklin county jail in
need of repairs and not as clean as it
should be, but the sheriff and the janitor
promised to give it a good cleaning. An
unruly prisoner, who broke out several
windows, is to be given the choice of pay
ing for them having a case lodged
against him for malicious destruction of
public property. According to the report,
instructions have been given in this Jail
to destroy all old comforts and mat
tresses, to repair cutters and leaks, have
bedslips made for the hunks, install a
kitchen sink, repair damage to the win
dows, clean up thoroughly and paint
where required, The inspector also rec
commends the installati ton of electricity.
Winston county needs a new Jail, ac-
cording to the report, as it does not con-
form to the law in several respects, hav-
ing but one room for prisoners and an
arrangement out of order most of the
time for supplying water. A new jail is
badly needed in Walker county, tn in
speotor tells the governor. He says that
Walker countys present building, in
which 45 prisoners are confined, is anti
quated, built on improper lines. poorly
lighted, poorly ventilated, and that its
walls are insecure.
The Lamar county Jail, which is very
cleanly, the inspector regards as a poor
place in which to confine prisoners. ow-
ing to the insecure walls. Inspector Ad-
ans reported improvement in the condi-
ton of the Marion county Jail. He OBJ
serves that the prison is clean, but no
provision has been made for negro pris-
oners; repairs are needed and there is
lack of space.
Favorable reports were made on the
jails of Elmore, Coosa and Colbert coun-
ties.
The Birmingham age-herald. [volume] (Birmingham, Ala.) 1902-1950, 1916-09-05
GREAT LABOR DAY
CELEbRATIONSARE
HELD IN CITIES
In Atlanta Occasion Is OBJ
served by Laying Corner
Stone of New Labor
Temple

Atlanta, September 4-Labor Day was
celebrated here today with what was said
to have been the greatest parade of
workmen in the citys history, the laying
of cornerstone of the new Labor Tenn
pie, and many athletic contests in the
city's parks.
Fully 10000 persons were in the parade,
one of the divisions OF which was made
up of women suffragists. Elaborate
floats were displayed. including one of
the Typographical union, showing in min
iature the union home at Colorado
Springs, and one of the Trades Council
with children in tatters standing at the
foot of a staircase while at the top were
well dressed men and women, symbolic
ing the rise of organized labor to its
present position. Each trade had its own
float, most of them illustrating the daily
tasks of it's members