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The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1916-01-14
TAKE SALTS TO FLUSH
KIDNEYS If BACK HURTS
Says Too Much Meat Forms Uric Acid
Which Clogs the Kidneys and
irritates the Bladder.

Most folks forget that the kidneys,
like the bowels, get sluggish and clog
ged and need flushing occasionally,
else we have backache and dull misery
in the kidney region, severe head
aches, rheumatic twinges, torpid liver,
acid stomach, sleeplessness and all
sorts of bladder disorders.
You simply must keep your kidneys
active and clean, and the moment you
feel an ache or pain in the kidney
region, get about four ounces of Jad
Salts from any good drug store here.
take a tablespoonful in glass Of
water before breakfast for few days
and your kidneys will then act fine.
This famous salts is made from the
acid of grapes and lemon juice, com
bined with lithia. and is harmless to
flush clogged kidneys and stimulate
them to normal activity. 1t also Eeu-
tralizes the acids in the urine so it
no longer irritates, thus ending blad-
der disorders.
Jad Salts is harmless; inexpensive;
makes a delightful effervescent lithia'
water drink which everybody should
take now and then to keep their kid
neys clean, thus avoiding serious com
plications.
A well-known local druggist says he
sells lots of Jad Salts to folks who be-
lieve in overcoming kidney trouble
while it is only trouble.-Adv.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1916-01-14
PARSON HAD GOT HIS OWN
That Gentleman Was Consequent
ly by No Means Pleased.

Little things can be very trying at
times, Mr.. Fowler thought, when one
wet morning he could not find his I'M
brella. Like many married men, he
believed in the maxim, when in trou-
BILE blame your wife"
II say, Ellen he shouted, what on
earth has happened to my new UNI
brella? | brought it home last night
and now it's gone: and, of course, it's
raining furiously!"
why, it's scarcely raining at ALL"
said his wife. But last night it was
simply pouring when the parson left
and so lent him your umbrella"
What an asinine thing to do.
shall never see it again now. so | may
as well buy another today?"
How can you be so wicked Adolf
plus? AS if the parson would stoop
to stealing your umbrella"
Stop to stealing it be hanged! |
borrowed it from him a couple Of
months .ago!'-Philadelphia Ledger.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1916-01-14
Selfish Hubby,

A young husband who had not found
married life exactly a path of roses,
and who sincerely wished to prove to
his wife the depth of his affection,
wen. home one evening and said
cheerily: We'll, Tilda, you can't guess
what / have done today
Made fool of yourself, as usual,
replied Tilda, ungraciously.
That's as you look at it, dear one.
"Oh, John Henry" said the wife. IF
you've done anything more than usual
ly idiotic out with it and have done
with it. What under creation have
you been up to now"
"Tilda, dearest, l have insured my
life"
Well" said the irate little woman,
4 always knew you were mean! In
sured your life, indeed! All! Always
looking out for yourself first!'
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1916-01-14
LACK OF MONEY
Was a Godsend in This Case.

It is not always that a lack Of money
Is a benefit. :
A lady in Ark. owes her health to
the fact that she could not pay in
advance the fee demanded by a spe-
cialist to treat her for stomach trou-
BILE. In telling of her case she says:
Il had been treated by four different
physicians during 10 years of stomach
trouble. Lately l called on another
who told me he could not cure me;
that l had neuralgia of the stomach.
Then went to a specialist who told
me had catarrh of the stomach and
said he could cure me in four months,
but would have to have his money
down. could not raise the neces-
sary sum and in my extremity l was
led to quit coffee and try Postum.
The results have been magical. /
now sleep well at night. something L
had not done for a long time; the pain
in my stomach is gone and l am a
different woman. a.
Every time l had tried to stop cot
fee / suffered from severe headaches.
SO continued to drink it, although
had reason to believe it was injurious
to me-. But when l had Postum to
shift to it was different.
ITO my surprise l did not miss cot
fee when I began to drink Postum.
Coffee had been steadily and surely
killing me and l didn't fully realize
what was doing it until | quit and
changed to Postum" Name given by
Postum Co., Battle Creek, Mich.
Postum comes in two forms:
Postum CereaI-the original form
must be we'll boiled. 15c and Csc pack
ages.
instant Postum-a soluble powder
dissolves quickly in cup of hot wa
ter, and, with cream and sugar, makes
a delicious beverage instantly. 30c
and soc tins.
Both kinds are equally delicious
and cost about the same per cup.
There's a Reason" for Postum.
sold by Grocers.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1916-01-14
SYRUP Of FIGS FOR
4 CHILD'S BOWELS
1t is cruel to force nauseating,
harsh physic into a
sick child.

Look back at your childhood days.
Remember the dose" mother insisted
on-castor OIL calomel, cathartics.
How you hated them, how you fought
against taking them.
With our children it's different.
Mothers who cling to the old form of
physic simply don't realize what they
do. The children's revolt is well-found-
ed. Their tender little "insides'' are
injured by them.
II your child's stomach, liver and
bowels need cleansing, give only deli
cious California Syrup Of Figs" Its
action is positive, but gentle. Millions
of mothers keep this harmless fruit
laxative" handy; they know children
love to take it; that it never fails to
clean the liver and bowels and sweet
en- the stomach, and that a teaspoonful
given today saves a sick child tomor-
row.
Ask at the store for a 50-cent bottle
of California Syrup of Figs" which
has full directions for babies, children
Of all ages and for grown-ups plainly
on each bottle. Adv.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1916-01-14
Honey Used as SWeetenina.

Few housewives realize the value of
honey, yet in sweetening qualities it
surpasses sugar. Grapefruit, for in
stance, is much enhanced by a treat
ment with honey. Prepare as you
would for breakfast when sugar is
usedI only prepare it the night before.
1t will then be found that the fruit
has absorbed the honey.
Apples baked with honey are an
other delicacy not too well known. In
this also the apples are prepared just
the same as though for sugar. For six
or eight apples take four tablespoon
fuls of honey. Mix with one cup Of
fine bread crumbs and half table
spoonful each of cinnamon and lemon
extract. Fill the apples, which have
been peeled and cored, with the mix
ture and bake in a porcelain lined
baking dish that has been we'll
creased.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1916-01-14
Aued koonshine.

While travelling in the Sunny South
recently l had the good fortune to be
introduced to the proprietor of a moon
shine still. Now. have heard a heap
about the potency of moonshine, and
how that it will cause a jackrabbit to
give battle to grizzly bear. Accord
ingly, l decided to allow dram to
pass my lips, as | find that is the in
fallible way to test such products of
commerce.
do you want new whisky, sab, or
do you want aged whisky?" whispered
the moonShiner.
whats the difference. uncle. be-
tween new and aged whisky?"
"Wahl, the new whisky, sab. were
made this har marnin' and aged whis-
ky day afoh yist'day."-"Zim." in Car
toons Magazine.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1916-01-14
Mrs. Murphy Fled,

In a certain village in south Kill
kenny there is a house the door of
which must be raised a little to be
opened, and for this purpose the hatch
ct is generally used. One night
knock was heard at the door and a boy
was sent to know who was there.
Who's there?" asked the youngster
It's me-" answered the person out
side
The youngster, knowing the voice,
shouted back in such tone that the
person outside could hear him:
oh, mother, it's Mrs. Murphy; get
the Ratchet" Needless to say, Mrs.
Murphy didn't wait
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1916-01-14
A II u r &c!
The Newest Discovery in Chemistry

This is a recent discovery Of DR..
Pierce, who is head of the Invalids'
Hotel and Surgical Institute at Buffalo,
N. Y. Experiments at DR.. Pierce's
Hospital for several years proved that
there is no other eliminator of uric
acid that can be compared to it. For
those easily recognized symptoms Of
nflammation-as backache, scaldilg
urine and frequent urination, as we'll
as sediment in the urine, or if uric
acid in the blood has caused rheuma-
tism, it is simply wonderful how sure
ly "Anuric" acts. The best of results are
always obtained in cases of acute
rheumatism in the joints, in gravel
and govt, and invariably the pains and
stiffness which so frequently and per-
sistently accompany the disease rap
idly disappear.
Go to your nearest drug store and
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1916-01-14
Delicious Roast Lamb.

To give an entirely new and deli
cious flavor to leg of lamb prepare it
In this way: Squeeze over it the juice
of half a lemon, then sprinkle with a
teaspoonful of onion juice, and finally
spread with thin coat of any acid
jelly, preferably currant. Basic with
the drippings in the pan, which are
favored with the melted jelly and 9TH
er ingredients with which the lamb
is spread.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1916-01-14
OriuinaI Meat Recipe.

Cut beef, either cooked or uncooked,
into inch cubes. Put in porcelain
cover saucepan. Dredge thick with
flour. To two and one-half cupfuls beef
add six cloves and one-half can of to-
matoes If not enough liquid to more
of stove, cover and let simmer three
or four hours. Sometimes l add
sliced potatoes one-half hour before
serving. Should be very tender,
dark red, with no trace of tomato,
and very rich.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1916-01-14

simply ask for 50-cent package Of
"Anuric" manufactured by DR.. Pierce,
or. even write DR.. Pierce for a large
trial package (10c). If you suspect
kidney or bladder trouble, send him a
sample Of your water and describe
symptoms. DR.. Pierce's chemist will
examine it, then DR.. Pierce will report
to you without fee or charge.
NOTE. -" Anuric" is thirty-seven
times more active than lithia in elirni-
mating uric acid, and is harmless but
reliable chemical compound that may
be safely given to children, but should
be used only by grown-ups who actu-
ally wish to restore their kidneys to
perfect health, by conscientiously
using one box-or more in extreme
cases-as "Anuric'' thanks to DR..
Pierce's achievement) is by far the
most perfect kidney and bladder cor
rector Obtainahle
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1916-01-14
Exhaustive Military Shoes,

English military officers have long
been noted for their smart uniforms.
to pay for such equipments, Judging
from recent advertisements of expen-
sive accoutrements in some of the Lon
don papers. One of these calls at
tention to cavalry boots which are
priced at 81 shillings a pair, or some
thing over $50! They are said to be
built by hand to withstand the differ
ent conditions prevalent at the front"
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1916-01-14
The Souls Value.

The souls value is measured in a
Christian S judgment by the stupen-
dous truth of the incarnation and
death of the everlasting Son; by the
gift and energies OF the Divine Spirit;
by the perpetual interceSsion of Christ
in heaven; by the grace and power Of
the sacraments; by the prospects
which open to faiths eye beyond the
grave-upward into an illimitabie
heaven downward unto fathOmless
he.i-Liddon
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1916-01-14
Beef Patties,

Take thick slices of bread-a week
old if it can be obtained-make them
the desired form and size with tin
cutter; scoop out the middle to re-
ceive the mince; dip each piece Of
bread into cream and when drained
brush them with the white of egg;
dredge bread crumbs or bread rasp-
ings over them; fry in good fresh but
ter, then fill them with the following
mince, made hot: Shred one pound I'M
dercooked beef, a little fat and lean
together; season with pepper or cay
enne, salt and :; little onion or shallot.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1916-01-14
Stars Numbered by Millions.

The number Of stars visible in the
stated A few years ago an estima te
of 125,OO0.0OO was current. According
to recent estimate by Chapman and
Melotte there are about 219OO0.000
stars brighter than the twentieth mag
nitude Professor Hale has recently
stated that there is reason to hope
that a 10O-inch telescope would add
nearly 100000 still fainter stars.
many Of them lying beyond the boun-
dairy of the universe as at present
known" and within year or so such
a telescope Ii. e., reiector) will prob
ably be In use at Mount Wilson obser-
vatory.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1916-01-14
She Didn't Smile.

The young woman had spent a busy
day.
She had browbeaten IA salespeOple,
bullyragged a f1oorwalker, argued vic
toriousIy with milliner, laid down
the law to a modiste, nipped in the bud
a taxi chauffeur's attempt to over
charge her, made a street car conduc
tor stop the car in the middle of a
block for her, discharged her maid and
engaged another, and otherwise re-
fused to allow herself to be imposed
upon.
Yet she did no smile that night when
a young man begged:
Let me Re your protector through
ufe,"
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1916-01-14
CARE FOR YOUR HAIR
Frequent shampoos With cutieura
Soap Will Help You. Trial Free.

Precede shampoo by touches Of Gu
tfcura Ointment if needed to spots
of dandruff. itching and irritation Of
the scalp. Nothing better for the COM
plexion, hair, hands or skin than
these super-creamy emollients. Also
rs preparations for the toilet.
Free sample each by mail with Book.
Address postcard, Cuticura, Dept. L,
Boston. Sold everywhere.-Adv.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1916-01-14
Cahhaoe With Oysters.

Cut a small, firm head of cabbage
in quarters, soak in cold water one
hour, then put in boiling sailed water
in which one-fourth of a teaspoonful
of soda has been added and boil ten
minutes. Drain, cover with fresh
boiling water, boil until tender, and
drain again. Melt one tablespoonful
of butter with two tablespoonful of
heavy cream, pour over cabbage,
sprinkle lightly with curry powder
and cover with broiled oysters.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1916-01-14
New Way to Clean Silver.

/ have discovered way to clean
silverware and l think work done by
this method is superior to that done
by bought polish. Beat to stiff froth
enough soda to make a stiff paste.
First wash and thoroughly dry silver.
then scour with the paste until all
dark places are removed Now rinse
in cold water and it will be perfectly
clean.-EXchange
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1916-01-14
Lots of Excitement.

A Philadelphia woman who has had
trouble i'll filling her rooming house
once had an applicant who objected to
the lack of interesting Surroundings.
oh. plenty of excitement" said this
wideawake landlady; from the front
window here you will have such a fine
view of people missing the suburban
trains!"
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1916-01-14
The Real Hardship.

when | reads about dem fellers
over in de trenches l feels like sayin'
Dis is de life.'" remarked Frisco Sam.
Fright you are, bo," answered his
pal "Dere's worse tings dan trayelin'
about de country in empties, I guess" "
Sure. An dem poor devils over in
Europe not only has ter live in
trenches, but dey has ter dig EN-
firSti'
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1916-01-14
No Need to Worry.

She was a very recent bride and
endeavoring to keep house in the ap
proved hygienic manner. Entering a
strange bakery one day, she saw
huge cat put his paws On the low
show windows and vault lightly in
among the cakes.
"Oh, look" she exclaimed to the
stout lady in charge. Your cat!"
Dat is all right" soothingly replied
the wide lady, with wider smile
Dat is Henery. He will not eat any
thing; he chust schniffs 'em." -Har
per's Magazine.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1916-01-14

Where convenient purchase yeast
cakes just before using. However, the
yeast will remain fresh and sweet for
a week or ten days if kept in cool.
dry place. preferably refrigerator. A
slight discoloration has no effect on
the quality of yeast. If 1t is firm. it
is suitable for use--if too soft to han
die, it must be used
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1916-01-14
Cocoanut Custard Pudding.

One-half cupful prepared cocoanut,
sugar, one cupful breadcrumbs. yolk
one egg, little nutmeg, one teaspoon
full butter. Soak cocoanut and bread
crumbs in milk an hour Bake about
an hour. Frost with white of one egg
beaten, two tablespoonful powdered
sugar and one tablespoonful cocoanut
Brown slightly in oven.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1916-01-14
Tomato Biscue Soup.

One can of tomatoes, one onion cut
fine Bring onions and tomatoes to
a boil slowly, then strain and add
one-half teaspoonful of soda and one
to the tomatoes before you put in
the milk. Thicker with one table,
spoonful of flour. Stir until boiling;
season to taste. 1t is delicious.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1916-01-14
Oranue Trifie

cupful boiling water, one-fourth cup
full cold water and three-fourths cup
nll of cream whipped, one-half tea
spoonful lemon juice, grated rind of
one-half orange. Soak gelatin in
cold water, add sugar and fruit juices,
strain in chilled bowl, cool, beat until
it begins to thicken, fold in beaten
cream and mold.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1916-01-14
Inexpensiye Punch.

Through the winter, as you open
jars of strawberry, raspberry, pine
apple and cherries, save the extra
juice until you have enough to fill
pint jars. Heat and seal; then when
you make punch, simply make lemon
ade, of orange and lemon juice mixed,
and add pint of this juice and few
bananas sliced. Serve ice cold.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1916-01-14
Fruit Cake.

One package raisins, two cupfuls SUI
gar, two tablespoonful lard, two cup
fuls water. Boil IS minutes, cool, add
three and one-half cupfuls -four, three
level teaspoonfuls soda, pinch of salt,
one teaspoonful mixed spices. Bake
IS to so minutes ii slow oven.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1916-01-14
His Point Of View.

do you think human beings ought
to be chloroformed when they reach
the age of sixty" asked the student of
deep problems.
Certainly not" answered the misan-
thropic person. by the time people
are sixty years old they have done
about all the devilment they can do
and a few years more or less don't
make any difference"
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1916-01-14

One cupful or less mutton that has
been boiled down into small pieces
Take a quart of gelatin and pour over
the meat, stirring it well. If liked, put
in tablespoonful poultry seasoning
Let stand until set. in a cold place
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1916-01-14

THAT girl love is the pink of per
lection"
'Oh, yes. the pinks of perfection in
families would be all right if it wasn't
for the peoples in the same"
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1916-01-14
Ironclad RuIe.

Il tell you the advance has met with
a check" bawled the war correspond
emit You can bank on it..
q bank on nothing Of the kind" said
the censor "All checks must be Ger.
titled. louisville Courier-Journal
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1916-01-14
Macaroon Puddinu,

Yolks of four eggs, add two-thirds
quart of cold milk, one cupful sugar
and two tablespoonfIls gelatin dis
solved; stir the mixture over the fire
until it boils, beat the whites of eggs
until stiff and favor with vanilla Put
all in a mol and throw macaroons in
the mixture
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1916-01-14
New South African Fruit.

New South Africa is now sending to
London remarkable fruit, species
of orange. similar to large tanger-
inc, very sweet. with an agreeable
flavor
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1916-01-14

Ter III tuS reg uldi
army than by
Fl g h t in g alone.
Guerrilla warfare
as a rule is inef.
fective, democrat
izing, and dis,
reputable. 1t dam
ages the very
cause it tries to
help. Even SO,
a good soldier OF
Jesus Christ will
take his place in
the church. There
he can. work most
effectively; there
he will have the
helm of 9th err
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1916-01-14
Japan Turns to Sheep Raisina.

During the past two or three years
Japan has sent some of its expert
stock growers to America to learn how
TO raise sheep, and it is understood
that sheep raising will be extensively
aged in over there.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1916-01-14
Cold Rolled Turkey.

Have your butcher cut young tur-
KEY down the middle into two parts.
remove the bone without injuring the
skin, lay the pieces fat on the table.
skin downwards, spread over each a
layer of good veal force meat, three
fourths of an inch thick.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1916-01-14

Servant-Oh mum. The ZeppeliEs
ave come!
Old Lady-Well. tell ON we've al,
ready let the rooms to the Brothers
Egbertl London Opinion.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1916-01-14
AcpIe Pancakes.

One cupful flour, two teaspoonfuls
baking powder. one-quarter teaspoon
full salt, two eggs one and one-half
capfuls finely chopped apples, milk to
rake a thin batter. Serve with poyg
uaT"I sugar.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1916-01-14
When BAKING Potatoes.

Butter potatoes when putting them
into the oven to bake, as the fat
softens the skin and makes a more
attractive vegetable to serve.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1916-01-14

A pessimist says that the surest
way to avoid trouble, escape hard
ships and dodge calamities is to die
young.