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The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1916-04-18
Classified Advertising
WILLIAMS BARGAIN COUNTER

Will exchange 10 acres good land,
about 4 miles from Lakeland, for
roadster automobile. Car must be
in o. K condition. This is a fine
bargain for some one.
40 Acres very good farming and cit
rus land, 16 in cultivation and
fenced. room house and outbuild-
ings. horse. buggy and farming i'm
plements. all for $1,000. Owner
going away.
20 Acres real good land, four acres
fenced and plowed, balance easy to
clear, within miles of Lakeland,
quick sale $500.
20 acres, IA miles from Lakeland,
II acres cultivated and fenced, 8
acres in woodland. fair country
house and out buildings-good land
and bargain for $1.650. Half cash
balance in two years.
20 acres fertile land, fenced,-16
acres planted to Natal hay. Bal
ance in woodland. miles from
Lakeland on good road. $500.
$40 acres in good location, combina.
ton, citrus, truck, farming and
stock land. A fine place for colo
nization purposes. Will sell at
$25 per acre.
II ACRES near town. lake view, all
IN t,ynk to-.
splendid land, one broom and g.
room house and barn, excellent
water. About rs young orange
trees; one OF the best propositions
in this section. Price $500.
Terms II wanted
WANT TO EXCHANGE modern six
room bungalow and large lot,
well located, in ST. Petersburg,
for improved farm near Lakeland
20 ACRES IL miles south Of Lake.
land, some good citrus land, and
some of the best truck and straw
berry land in the State, comfort
able house and out houses. II sold
soon will take $1,2500 with terms.
IL ACRES improved, fair 2-story
house and barn, an assortment Of
citrus and other fruits, partly ir-
rigated, good citrus and truck
land, on Lake Parker, adjoining
city limits. Will sell mart or all.
Prce $4,000.
G. J. WILLIAMS,
Telegr ram Bldg. Phone SO Black
The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1916-04-18
FARMERS CLUB HELD
INTERESTING MEETING
Continued from Page -

CONTINUED from Page %
from June to September. Mrs. on
bear followed in a talk full OF III
terest. When she spoke OF her earn
est recollections of her mother pan
try and cellar-with its stores OF
preserves and sauces in stone Jars,
bags of dried fruit of all KINDS"
all could see mental pictures q oui
mothers pantry. How she remem-
bered the first tomatoes, their scai
city and the old-time method OF can
ming them. Miss Agnes Ellen harris
assistant State agent and also u
charge of home demonstration work.
gave an address that all who hearu
will remember the many helplnl
suggestions. She spoke of the great
variety of fruits the Florida Wotieh
have to preserve such as peaches'
plums, pears, oranges, guayas grape
fruit, kumquat, loquot and me
what not" and great SUPERIORITY
Of the method of today over the open
kettle method where the flavor Is
lost in evaporation The club work
makes better housewives happier
homes and higher living at less cost.
Club girls and the women ORGANIZED
into home demonstration clubs, make
many girls and women self support
ing. Miss Harris spoke OF a cluo
in Polk county where the women
made a study Of home economics
the intense interest manifested all
working for the nome efficient, the
home attractive will make the home
happy-working and planning to-
gether for this ideal. Many labor
saving devices, many to make the
home more sanitary are spoken OF
by Miss Harris in her home demon
stration work, such as the barrel
water-works system, fireless cooker,
iceless refrigerator, home made NY
trap. houses screened, The icelesi re-
frigerator was shown and from the
many who said they sure were go
ing to make one" the ice factory
will be put out of commission
Thanks was extended Miss Harris
for her helpful and instructive adj
dress A rising vote of thanks to our
host and hostess was given, and the
club adjourned to meet with Mr.. and
Mrs. J. A. Price near Griffin on May
2Oth. Subject Crop Enemies.
F. V. VANSICKLER, Sec.
The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1916-04-18
Our New Garage

During the long and tedious win
ter months we labored on an inven-
tion which is expected to make US
rich beyond the dreams of avarice.
The invention is now complete and
ready to be placed upon the market
as soon as we can float the bonds,
initiate the capital stock, water the
valuation, oil the machinery, and
turn on the stream. Nothing like it
has been invented since the odorless
onion.
Our invention comes to fill long
felt want. 1t is nothing more nor
less than a collapsible garage, which
can be set up or taken down in eight
minutes, central standard time, and
is meant for the use of automobile
owners who cannot pay their rent
and are OBLIGED to move frequently
to different localities where there
are strange meat markets and gro
Gerry stores, where new lines of
credit may be established,
Our garage is made of tin and
can be carried in the ordinary suit
case when folded up. When opened
up it keeps unfolding and unfolding
until you have regular garage with
two windows, double doors and a
gasoline can sitting out behind. 1t
is much easier than tent to put up
and take down and will accommo-
date any size automobile from the
$3.50 peanut rooster variety up to
the seven-passenser plutocrat -
Roy X. Moulton.
When going on long tour the
owner can take the garage along
with him in a suitcase and pitch 1t
anywhere he decides to spend the
night. The price of this garage is go
ing to be in the neighborhood of SIS
cash, or ST. if paid in monthly in
stalments. They will come in all
colors, pink garages to match pink
houses, blue garages to match blue
houses, etc. We are ready to sell
territory to anybody who calls. We
have already disposed of Alaska,
Iceland and Montenegro.
We forgot to mention that the
garage has paddock on the front
door, open plumbing, hot water heat,
gas CRATE, hard and soft water and
looking glass in the bathroom. If
you have no automobile the garage
can easily be used as bungalow.
The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1916-04-18
THE HCKEYvILLE CLARION
(By Roy X. Moulton)


Three life insurance agents are
on the trail of Hank Purdy, and it
doesn't look as though he is going to
have time to do much of his farm
work this spring.
Anse Frisby says one very super
fluous thing in this world to do is to
allow your wife to take elocution
lessons. He never yet seen a woman
who wasn't fluent enough without
EN-.
Uncle Ezra Harkins went to sleep
back of the stove during the sermon
at the Hardshell church Sunday
evening and didn't wake up until
Monday afternoon. Rev. Hanks says
if he tried to wake up all the mem
bers of his congregation after
church he wouldn't get home him
self until midnight, so he lets 'em
dream.
The lighting system of Hopper
town was out of commission last
Thursday night. Station Agent Jor-
dan forgot to get any oil for the
switch lights
The Hardshell people are thinkin
of building new church. All of the
seats will be back seats and there
will be brick wall between the
choir and the congregation. Let the
improvements go on.
The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1916-04-18
"r,odsOu's Liver Tone Is Harmless 10
Clean Your Sluggish Liver
and Bowels.

rob, Calomel makes you sick. lts
horr7hlc, Take dose of the dangerous
d aur "a fonicht and tomorrow you may lose
a days work. ,,;oLs;,ver
Calomel is mercury or 9uick sa
which causes necrosis OF the bones.
CaIomel when it comes into contact
with sour bile crashes into it, oreakihg
i ~ NJ. This is when you feel that awful
n - Il and cramping. If you are slug
DISH and all Knocked out" II your
liver i torpid and bowels constlpatedi
o. ron have headache, dizziness, coated
ton.,e If breath is bad or stomach sour,
INST try a spoonful.of harmless Dodson's
Liver Tone tonight on my guarantee
The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1916-04-18
LESS CITRUS CANKER
IN DADE m

Miami, Fla, April 1S-Ju
chief inspector Of citrus s,,
Dade county, made the follow,
port to the Dade County FnfI
ers' and Truckers AssociatIn
week:
During the month Of NarI
year IA trees were found inis,
Dade and Broward COUNTS
during the same month last N
trees were found infected |
infection was found last mo,
the B. A. Jones grove at I.itusI
This is of especial interest
the trees in this rove were
from the Miami Floral Com
nursery in May. 1914, and W
every reason to believe that
lection came from that plss
shows how long canker can
mant, for we have paid pa-
care to the inspection Of The
grove and found no canker ths
til last month
The dry weather of the u
weeks has probably kept d0'
spread of canker to some en-
The money contained in
gency deficiency bill passed
weeks ago by the United Stat
gress is now available for USE
county and the local work D
carried on directly through
ington.
The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1916-04-18
. . . . q q q q O O q q o {
DIRECTORY
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State
Governor-Park Trammell, ITALIA
hassee.
Secretary of State-lH. Clay Craw-
ford, Tellahasse,.
Treasurer. c. Luning, ITALIA
hassee.
Comptroller w. :. Knott. ITALIA.
hassee.
Superintendent Public instruction
w. n. Sheats, Tallahassee.
Adjutant General. Clifford R.
Foster, St, Augustine.
Attorney General--T. F. West.
Tallahassee.
Railroad Commissioners-R. Hud-
son Burr, Newton A Bitch, Royal
c. Dunn, Tallahassee.
Members Supreme Court-R. F
Taylor, Thos. NJ Shackleford. ] p
Nhltheld. X. S. Crockrell, W. E.
Ellis.
Senators-D. L. Fletcher. Jack
sonville; Nathan P Bryan, Jackson
Vile.
Congressmen-Stephen NJ. Spark
man, Tampa; Frank Clark, Gaines.
vile; Emmett Wilson, Mariana; W
j. Sears, Kissimmee.
District Court-Rhydon NJ. Cali
judge, Jacksonville; f. R. Williams
clerk, Jacksonville; H. S. Pbillins
district attorney, Tampa; y. II
Boswell, marshal, Dunnellon: J. c
Brown marshal, Lakeland; David 5
Williams, commissioner. ocala.
The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1916-04-18
cA[0MEL WHEN BILIOUS? NO! 81
MAKES YOU SICK and SALIVA
Here's my .guarantA-n.

Here's my .guarantm-co.
store and get a so cent I,, Ss
sons Liver Tone. Take Vosss
if it doesn't straighten up sP''.'
and make you feel fine ~. sGa
want you to 60 back to "t y. v
get your money. DodsoD,saF :!
is destroying the sale Of raI, IN.
it is real liver medicine. aoa
table, therefore it can no. snui v
make you sick. ~
| guarantee that one cnoo..,
sons Liver Tone will mi ya.l
liver to work and clean vo yUai [,
that sour bile and constin.. \ :,
which is clogging your systa@ aa :
ing you feel miserable. rn..
a bottle of Dodson's LiTs, 1 y
keep your entire family iesli,. |,
months. Give it to YOUR cbilS.
harmless; doesn't grippe and tSss
pleasantstaste.
The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1916-04-18
NEW YORK DAY BY DAY

New York, April is. United
States Senator Smoot of Utah has
rilpd Mrs. Charles Edward Abbott.
By way Of explanation, though you
surely oueht to know her. Mrs. Abb
ho+t is a graduate of the New Eng
land conservatory of music and
prominent as club woman and
writer. Senator Smoot urges domes-
tic preparedness for the war against
divorce He says that every girl
should know what to eat and how
to cook. More attention should be
given to domestic sciences. They are
not taught al Bryn, Mass, Vassar,
Wellesley, Mount Holyoke, Smith
and Swarthmore. Nearly all these
schools require four years of Latin.
Mrs. Abbott thinks the senator is
right as far as he goes. But he does
not go far enough The young man
who marries woman nowadays
should see that she is provided with
a home where she can put her
knowledge to use. Too many de-
mands are made upon the women.
without sufficient emphasis being
put upon what the men should do.
Mothers do not wish to take the
trouble to teach their girls all the
things men think they ought to
know, unless the men are going to
give them chance to use them.
They must also respect their wives
ability to do things.
Epitaph on Menu Card
From daylight to darkness. From
the Great White Way to the Stygian
gloom of the Smoky City. Good
night. This was the epitaph on the
menu card which also read: "a
farewell feed to Solomon" Mr.. SOL
onion, one of the best-known millin-
cry experts in the country has gone
to Pittsburgh to take up new inter-
ests there and thirty-fve of his bust
The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1916-04-18

The question of establishing a
state police or constabulary is re
ceiving attention in many states, es-
pecially New York. Someone has
called Pennsylvanids eonstabulary
American eossaeks." but it has been
pointed out that they have done
splendid work. particularly in time
Of strikes or riots.
The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1916-04-18

ness friends gave him bo,.
was some affair, but rather 4,
in spots, because Mr.. solOn,
a host of friends here and A,
sorry to lose him. While ,b.,l
him ever SO much, over IN.
names of those who attersl
banquet was the following,
Solomon in all his glory y,
like one of these. Ask en-
The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1916-04-18

WANTED-Housewo or other
work by lady in need. References
given. Anything appreciated Ad-
dress NJ. NJ, care Evening Tele-
gram. 1892
The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1916-04-18
FOR SALE

FOR SALE OR EXCHANGE for a
grove-five houses and lots in
sight of Lakeland depot; IL va
cant lots on Oak street, between
new foundry and depot. Only
close-in property to be bought or
exchanged at reasonable price.
C. A. Cook, 600 Rose st.
$3.50
The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1916-04-18

l am prepared to do all kinds of
we'll work from four inches up. All
work guaranteed. Have had years of
experience, and my work has always
given satisfaction.
w. H. STRAIN. Lakeland, Fla.
The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1916-04-18

FOR SALE-One COW, Daisey, pure
Jersey, superior COW; or Golden
rod, fine grade COW; both bred to
registered male. Inquire of DR..
Sylvester. Hollingsworth, or Lake
Region Land Co. 534S
The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1916-04-18
FOR SALE

FOR SALE-Barred Plymouth Rock
stock and eggs for utility and ex-
hibition purposes. Eggs $3.50
and up for IS Cocks and cocker
els So and up. Specially mated
pens to suit the customer at mod
rate prices. H. l.. Kelley, Grit
I'm, Fla. 4436
The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1916-04-18

LOST-Sapphire pendant. part of
lavaliere. Reward by returning to
the telegram. 5000
The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1916-04-18

WANTED TO BUY-Neat s or 6
room house and lot, close in, on
South side. Must be a BARGAIN.
Address w. ]. G., care Telegram.
5000
The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1916-04-18

WANTED-To know if there are
any Koreshians in the city Ad-
dress A. A. care Telegram.
536S
The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1916-04-18

NOTICE OF ELECTION TO DETER
MINE WHETHER THE SUM OF
s4,500.00 SHALL BE GIVEN TO
MORRELL MEMORIAL HOSPI-
tai FOR THE PURPOSE OF
EQUIPPING SAID HOSPITAL
Notice is hereby given that there
will be special election in the City of
Lakeland, Florida, under date of
April goth. 1916, for the purpose of
determining whether the sum of
$4,000 shall be given to the Morrell
Memorial Hospital for the purpose of
equipping the said hospital. All own
of real estate in the city of Lakeland,
Florida, to participate in the said
election.
Such election is hereby called by
virtue of action of City Commission
ers in regular session this date. April
9Th, A. D. 1916.
H. D. BASSETT,
5SS7 Mayor Pro TEN.
RELIABLE PARTY WANTS to rent
home furnished or partly fur
nished for summer months. Best
reference Address Home, care
Telegram. 1854
The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1916-04-18

FOR RENT-6-room house, with
bath, corner Lime and New York
Address John R. Basiger, Au
burndale, Fla 1855
The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1916-04-18

FOR SALE-Insurance gasoline
range; also heater for hot water
boiler; both in good order. APP
ply to A. G.. Shaffer, 100 Lake
Morton Drive. 5347
The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1916-04-18

OVERSTOCKED-F few days only
Standard automobile tires, tubes
and sub-casings, sold at cost
City Garage. 5349
The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1916-04-18
FOR RENT

FOR RENT-Several cottages and
bungalows, at prices from IS to
SIS per month. D. H. Sloan. 1869
Clearwater Republican. [volume] (Orofino, Idaho) 1912-1922, 1916-06-09
Obituary..

Elva Belle Dingman, daughter of
John Dingmar, was born in Washing
ton county, Kansas, November 18th.
1892, and died June 3rd. 1916 at Lew
iston Idaho.
Mrs. Frank Post was quite retir-
ing disposition and all with whom she
came in contact knew her only to love
her. She has been loving daughter
and wife whose place can never be
filled, but our loss is her gain, and
we can not wish our patient sufferer
back to the pain she has endured so
long, for we know that He shall wipe
away every tear from their eyes; nei-
Their shall there be any pain any more.
l can not say and l will not say
that she is dead. She is just away
with CHEEKY smile, and a wave of
the hand. She has wandered into an
unknown land and left us dreaming
how very fair it needs must be, since
she fingers there and you, oh you,
who the widest yearn for the old
time step and the glad return. Think
of her fairing on as dear, In the love
of the as there love of here; think of
her still, as the same, say, she is
not dead she is just away.
From friend.
Clearwater Republican. [volume] (Orofino, Idaho) 1912-1922, 1916-06-09
Orofin0 Trading Company
A Poor Policy.

Don't cut off your nose to spite
your face" Because you have some
grudge at somebody living in Orofino
DON t rob yourself of the greatest OPP
portunity you have ever had, and this
is said advisedly, for the Clearwater
Valley Chautauqua is an immense ed
ucational feature. 1t affords the
people valuable opportunity. 1t is
worthy. This is your Chautauqua as
much as Orofno's. The Ellison
White people, wishing to bring a
Chautauqua to the Clearwater Valley,
selected Orofino as the most central
location to serve this section. If
you stay at home you are robbing your
self, and thus cutting off your nose
to spite your face" This is men
toned in this connection because it
has come to the Clearwater Republi-
can that because of some soreness
among country people over the recent
field meet in Orofino, they propose to
boycott the Orofino Chautauqua. AS
a matter Of fact Orofino had no more
to do with the recent field meet than
had the country people, and a little
consideration of the matter should
eliminate any feeling towards the
citizens of Orofino.
The feeling on the part of the coun-
try people comes from the fact that
country boys and girls were charged
an admission this year, and goodly
number of parents have declared they
will never again permit their boys and
girls to participate in anything that
OIofino gives. The Republican has
been told by farmers that they will
begin by staying at home from the
Orofino Chautauqua. Since the citi-
zens of Orofino are entirely blameless,
having had nothing to do with the
field meet, and since the Chautauqua
is deserving of the patronage of all
the people of the Clearwater Valley,
and since any boycott would be unjust
to the farmers themselves and their
chi ldren. and work injury to the peo-
pie not even remotely connected with
the field meet, let those who have
been nursing grudge against Orofino
stop and think this matter over. Oro-
fino citizens have organized and by as
Stunning a heavy financial burden,
brought this greatest of educational
and entertaining features within reach
of the people of this section. Why
should the people rob themselves of
SO valuable privilege? 1t is your
Chautauqua, as we'll as Orofino's.
Orotino citizens will guarantee that
the country boys and girls will be
treated right.
Clearwater Republican. [volume] (Orofino, Idaho) 1912-1922, 1916-06-09
Here is our Plan:
Study This Picture----It Hits Hard.

Dirt is crime. A dirty town is
the most abominable thing on earth
unless it is dirty back yard. Don't
permit rubbish to be strewn about.
Put empty cans and other rubbish that
cannot be burned into box or barrel
and when full have it hauled away
and dumped. Burn all dirt that will
burn.
Clearwater Republican. [volume] (Orofino, Idaho) 1912-1922, 1916-06-09
From a friend.


Looking back over the past years
do you remember how you danced
with glee at the prospect of attending
the circus? And do you recall how
some great man that you heard at
some lecture inspired you to do some
worthy thing in life? Do you realize
what the coming to Orofino Of great
number of great men and women, peo-
pie who stard high in the world as
great thinkers and great singers and
great musicians, or great statesmen
and lecturers, means to your boy and
girl--if they can hear these people?
A dollar! That is all it costs for a
season ticket for children under four
teen. One day will be worth that to
any girl or boy on earth, and the par
ent who will deny his children this
opportunity is doing the little people
a great injustice. Let the children
attend Chautauqua. Get them sea-
son ticket.
Most people don't live; they just
race. They are trying to reach some
goal far away on the horizon, and, in
the heat of the going they get so
breathless and painting that they lose
sight of the beautiful, tranquil count
ry they are passing through, and, the
first thing they know they are old and
worn out and it doesn't make any
difference whether they've reached the
goal or not.-Jean Webster.
Clearwater Republican. [volume] (Orofino, Idaho) 1912-1922, 1916-06-09


Not TWO TICKETS FORGET
TIME, DATE PLACE.
Clearwater Republican. [volume] (Orofino, Idaho) 1912-1922, 1916-06-09

Plan to attend Chantauqua.
Clinch Valley news. [volume] (Jeffersonville, Va.) 18??-2019, 1916-11-24
KNOW THYSELE.
GOVERNORS THANKSGIVING
PROCLAMATION.

Since we as people last united in
giving thanks, another year of peace
prosperity and collective growth and
advancement has passed. Nature has
been bountiful and the seasons have
been propitious. Our commerce has
greatly increased, our material wealth
has grown enormously, our excellent
public health is maintained, our adj
vancemcnt along educational and phi
lanthropic lines has been steady. We
are still free of the miserics which are
the lot of our fellow men in the East
crn Hemisphere.
Yet in no spirit of exultation should
we approach Thanksgiving Day of
1916. Let us pray above all to be
delivered from that mental attitude
which would thank the Almighty that
we are not as other men. This is a
time for humility in our giving of
thanks, time for consideration as to
the uses to which we should put our
material prosperity, and time for
bordering if we as people are COM
passing the only true grcatness-that
of the mind and the heart
Hereby proclaiming, Thursday, No
vember 30. 1916, Thanksgiving Day,
express the hope that the people of
Virginia will abstain from their usual
occupations on that day and gather
in their respective places of worship,
Offering up their praises to Almighty
God, and bearing fully in mind that
the most sincere praise and gratitude
is to be rendered in service. In wit
ness whereof, l have hereunto set my
hand, and caused the lesser seal of the
Commonwealth to be affixed, in Rich
mond, this the sixteenth day of No
vember, in the year of our Lord one
thousand nine hundred and sixteen
and of the Commonwealth the one
hundred and forty-frst.
II. C. STUART, Governor.
BY the Governor:
b. @. JAMES,
Secretary of the Commonwealth.