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South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1916-09-13

Mr.. Hughes has been in Tennessee trying TO
convert the democrats OF tina; state. which
ing proof that the republican candidates war talk is
not all blum. Mr.. Hughes a brave man. ard we
surprised tc see him tackle Texas yet He
be even anxious 70 hght."
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1916-09-13
THE BEST MEN.

dayton. o.. News. Ind. Den.)
says a western newspaper man
who has been making little inves-
uEauon OF his own concerning the
for office in his state, and
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1916-09-13
ALWAYS THUS.

had a buck just yesterday.
But this buck has meandered away.
/ bet on a horse. yes bet to win,
But he broke my heart,
When he failed 10 start,
And never even begun TO begin.
o
Life for Greek cabinets seemed 10
be short and sweet.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1916-09-13

Roumania cites one OF her reasons for joining the
allies that Roumanisn intervention will shorten
war" Which the man is reason plenty
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1916-09-13

Don't be frightened II you hear OF a neighbor child
having "spasmophilic disthesis~ II isn't new and
deadly epidemic Its only jargon for Group
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1916-09-13
CAN'T BE DONE

There is no use TO try to show
The guy who knows il all,
Times one Ions rope will cure the
dope,
on which he's sure 10 fall.
The Niles Barber
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1916-09-13

Here is the line of republican ar
gument" as il has progressed dur
ing the campaign:
Wilson should send the troops 20
protect our border from raids by
the Mexicans."
1T was an outrage for Wilson 20
send the troops 20 the border in
hot weather"
Wilson can not stop the railroad
strike and we will be plunged into
the most disastrous civil war any
country has ever seen"
Wilson should not have stopped
the strike. he should have let IL
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1916-09-13

There is no doubt but what the
divorce courts looms near when a
wife admits she is no longer inter
ested in her husband.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1916-09-13
TOO MANY.

Pittsburgh. Pa, Sept. ia
straight heart flush won a big pot
for Walter Games but it landed him
in Jail charged with larceny by
Felix Semans who pinned his faith
on four aces.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1916-09-13

IL is a long jump from the full
dinner pail" of Mark Hanna, 10 "fve
cents a meal or less" that is promis-
ed patients in Indiana hospitals for
the insane by Jim Goodrich if the
people will make him governor
Goodrich denOunces more than a
nickel a meal for those unfortunate
sick people as criminal extrava-
gance."
IL is well at this early date for all
voters 10 remember that registra-
ton day is set for October ninth.
There are so many chances under
the changes in the law that you are
not registered that you should in
veStigate and find out You may
not know that in 1912, the year you
thought everybody was voting, there
were some 10000 men in Indiana
who did not go 10 the polls. Was
your neighbor one Of those 15O.-
06O? II he was then you want 10
be sure ne registers this time and
votes. Surely every man who is
OF proper age wants this year 10 90
10 the polls and indorse Woodrow
Wilson and a democratic admins
trstion that has brought the I'M
precedented prosperity the country
is now enjoying Take no chances
on a change Of management in ma
tional or state affairs simply be-
cause some hungry politicians want
office. See that your neighbor reg
listers and votes.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1916-09-13

Never" said the married man OF
a few years. try TO tell your troub-
les 10 your wife. 1 started in the
other night when wife up and said
I didn't know what trouble was.
Wait she says till you have your
young son drop his only clean night
gown in the bathtub and then turn
the water on il and you'll think
worries
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1916-09-13

On how you feel about it.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1916-09-13

SUBSCRIPTION Morning and Evening Edtions
Single Copy Dc; Sunday, Sc; Morning Evening Edt1n
Including mall 500 year In
Delivered South Bend AID AshawaAa 500 per
advance, By the week
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1916-09-13

Just exactly what happened il
Maine all depends.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1916-09-13

never have heard Of many losing
All our friends belong to the wise
class and cash in every time they
play the ponies. at least so we are
informed.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1916-09-13

The right kind of a report on a
losing battle can be made cheerful
o
For instance-We are reforming
our lines.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1916-09-13

When we sprung that eggs at six
cents a dozen we thought we were
doing something, but admit our
youth after reading that beef once
sold at four cents a pound. This
was 100 years ago so naturally we
can't be expected TO remember this
fact.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1916-09-13

THE NEWS-TIMES PRINTING COMPANY
once: 2iO W. Colfax Az
Home Bell Phone 2lOo
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1916-09-13

% @M 2&f&&z4 gM&x>~
The Elk Mountain pilot., 1916-09-09

To look ones best and feel ones
best is to enjoy an inside bath each
morning to flush from the system the
previous days waste, sour fermenta-
tions and poisonous toxins before it is
absorbed into the blood. Just as coal.
when it burns, leaves behind certain
amount of incombustible material in
the form of ashes, SO the food and
drink taken each day leave in the ALI
mentary organs certain amount OF
indigestible material, which If not
eliminated, form toxins and poisons
which are then sucked into the blood
through the very ducts which are in
tended to suck in only nourishment to
sustain the body.
II you want to see the glow or
healthy bloom in your cheeks, to see
your skin get clearer and clearer. you
are told to drink every morning upon
arising, a glass of hot water with
teaspoonful of limestone phosphate
in it, which is a harmless means OF
washing the waste material and toxins
from the stomach, liver, kidneys and
bowels, thus cleansing, sweetening and
purifying the entire alimentary tract.
The Elk Mountain pilot., 1916-09-09

A five pound package of
Alabastine, the beautiful wall
tint, is mixed with two quarts
of cold water, stir for about
one minute, and Alabastine is
ready to apply.
New and individual shades or tints
can be obtained by combining regular
tints.
And when you consider that you obtain
the most beautiful, mellow, nature colors,
viz, soft bluffs, delicate greens, and exquisite
blues, or any Iiaa< you wish by combining
shades of Alal astine, then you'll knoqu why
Alabastine is one of the most popular wall
decorations with millions of Painters and
Householders, Decorators and Womenfolk,
who take pride in their homes the wide
world over
The Elk Mountain pilot., 1916-09-09
VILLA FLEEING SOUTH
Bandit Believed Trying to Mass
Large Army and Then Fight
Americans.

FL Paso, Tex, March 29.-Dis-
catches from the front interpreted in
connection with news brought here by
Americans returning from different
points in the interior of Chihuahua,
caused a belief that Pancho Villa was
headed for San Adres, about twenty
tive miles southwest OF Chihuahua
City, favorite headquarters of the
bandit. He is believed to be already
not less than fifty miles ahead of his
pursuers.
II Villa is able to effect a junction
with Canuto Reyes around Parral and
Torreon the problem Of his extermina-
ton will have become a very serious
one. as he will then be able to contro
several thousands of soldiers, who,
split into guerilla bands, might be
able to keep up desultory mountain
warfare for an unlimited period.
The supplies question oVershadows
everything else now. Array Officers
here say that. upon its solution de
pends every chance of successful
termination to the pursuit of the
bandit.
The Elk Mountain pilot., 1916-09-09
SWAMP-ROOT SAVES
KIDNEY SUFFERERS

You naturally feel secure when you know
that DIR. Kilmer's Swamp Root. the great
kidney, liver and bladder remedy. is alb
solutely pure and contains no harmful or
habit producing drugs.
The same standard of purity, strength
and excellence, prescribed by DR. Kilmer
many years ago, is maintained in every
bottle of Swamp Root.
Swamp Root is scientifically compounded
from vegetable herbs. 1t is not stimu-
liant and is taken in teaspoonful doses. 1t
is not recommended for everything Ac-
cording to verified testimony it is natures
great helper in relieving and overcoming
kidney, liver and bladder troubles.
If you suffer- don't delay another day.
Go to your nearest druggist now and get
a bottle. All drug stores sell it in two
.izes-ffty cents and one dollar.
However. il you wish first to try this
great preparation send ten cents to DR..
Kilmer & Co. Binghamton, N. Y, for
sample bottle. When writing be sure and
mention this paper Adv.
The Elk Mountain pilot., 1916-09-09
IN THE SPRING

Now is the time to bring to your aid
DR.. Pierce's Golden Medical Discovery
(in tablet or liquid form). This won
derful remedy helps to restore stom-
ach to its natural health and strength
and to secure proper flow Of the di-
gestive juices, a good appetite and full
digestion OF the food you eat. 1t in
vigorates the liver, regulates the bow
els and purifies and enriches the blood.
DR.. Pierce's Golden Medical Discov-
cry is absolutely free from alcohol and
injurious drugs. Its ingredients print
cd on wrapper. You can be certain it
is true blood-maker, tissue-builder.
and restorative nerve tonic and that
it will produce no evil after-cffect.
housands-probably many of your
neighbors-are willing to recommend
Golden Medical Discovery" because
it has made them stronger in body.
brain and nerve
The Elk Mountain pilot., 1916-09-09
Hurt Her Pride.

Two fair maids met in shop, and
at once began gossiping. in spite OF
the fact that they were hindering
other customers.
"Oh. have you heard about PhyllisY'
exclaimed the one in the white-topped
boots. suddenly.
No" replied she of the pink plumes.
What has she done now?"
MY dear in tones of horror
she's broken off her engagement
What ever for?" in tones of still
greater horror.
"She went with her fiance to bas-
ketball game, and now she says he
got far more enthusiastic over the
game than he has ever been about
her"
The Elk Mountain pilot., 1916-09-09
WILLARD DEFEATS MORAN.
Thirteen Thousand See Heavyweiahts
Fight Ten Rounds.

Thirteen Thousand See Heavyweights
Fight Ten Rounds.
New York-Jess Willard is still
the heavyweight pugilistic champion
of the world. In ten rounds of fast
fighting he defeated Frank Moran o.!
Pittsburg Saturday night on points.
A crowd of about 1900 persons paid
approximately $150,000 to see the
fight and went away apparently sat
isfied with the result. 1t was the
greatest gathering Madison Square
Garden had ever seen. Many women
were in the throng. Willard broke
his right hand in the third round. but
blows from his fighting left kept
Moran at a distance. Moran's best
round was the third and his worst
probably was the seventh. He was
bleeding after the fifth round, and his
left eye was almost closed at the end.
Moran put UP a game fight. Most
of the time he crouched and forced
the fighting. Willard seemed slower
on his feet than the challenger, and
appeared to have an unlimited capac-
ity to take punishment. Moran
scowled as he fought, but Willard
smiled.
The Elk Mountain pilot., 1916-09-09
before putting more food into the stom-

before putting more food into the stom-
ach.
Girls and women with sallow skins.
liver spots, pimples or pallid complex
ions. also those who wake up with a
coated tongue, bad taste, nasty breath.
others who are bothered with head
aches, bilious spells, acid stomach or
constipation should begin this phos-
phated hot water drinking and are as
sured of very pronounced results in
one or two weeks.
A quarter pound Of limestone phos-
phate costs very little at the drug
store but is sufficient to demonstrate
that Just as soap and hot water
cleanses, purifies and freshens the skin
on the outside, 80 hot water and lime
stone phosphate act on the inside or
gans. We must always consider that
internal sanitation is vastly more i'm
portant than outside cleanliness, be-
cause the skin pores do not absoss
impurities into the blood. while the
bowel pores do.
Women who desire to enhance the
beauty of their complexion should just
try this for a week and notice results.
The Elk Mountain pilot., 1916-09-09
Three Brothers Lost Eye Each.

The right eye of Hugo Bremen.
young farmer. was torn from Its
socket when a splinter OF wood flew
from his ak while he was cutting
down tree. This is the third acci-
dent OF it's kind in the Bremen family.
While his brother William was play
ing mumble-the-peg recently, his COM
panion tipped the knife too high. and
the sharp blade penetrated his left eye.
Another brother was kicked in the
right eye by colt.-Albert Lea
(Minn.) Dispatch. St Paul Dispatch.
The Elk Mountain pilot., 1916-09-09
BACKACHE AND KIDNEYS

Dear Mr.. Editor:
For the benefit OF others, gladly
give this statement regarding the
merits of "Anuric." Am nearly rs
years of age. l suffered from back
ache, weak back, rheumatism, and
could not control the excretion of the
kidneys. l can safely say that AN
uric" the new discovery of DR.. Pierce,
of Invalids' Hotel. Buffalo, N. Y. has
done me more real good than anything
l have ever taken for these ailments.
Signed-Mrs. N. NJ. Flint.
NOTE:-A new remedy. called AN
uric" has been discovered by DR..
Pierce. 1t cures backache, headache
and the darting pains and aches of
rheumatism, kidney and bladder
troubles. This "Anuric" is 81 times
more potent than lithia, and disaf'lves
uric acid, as hot water does, sugar.
The Elk Mountain pilot., 1916-09-09
PARIS CONFERENCE AFFIRMS A
DETERMINATION TO CONTINUE
STRUGGLE TO THE END.
RUSSIANS LOSE $4,000
BERLIN DECLARES BIG oFFENS-
I'VE AGAINST HINDENBURG's
LINES HAS FAILED.
Western Newspaper Union News Service.

Western Newspaper Union News Service.
Paris, March 29.-The conference of
the allies, adopted the following reso-
lutions, just prior to adjournment:
THE representatives of the allied
governments affirm the complete COM
munity Of views and solidarity of the
allies. They confirm all the measures
taken to realize unity of action or
unity of front
They understand by that, at the
same time, unity of military action,
assured by the entente and concluded
between the general staffs; unity of
economic action, the organization OF
which the present staff has regulated,
and unity of diplomatic action, which
is guaranteed by their mistaken will
to continue the struggle to victory for
the common cause.
THE allied governments decide to
put into practice in the economic do
main their solidarity of views and in
terests. They charge the economic
conference, which is to be held short
ly at Paris, to propose for them ap-
propriate measures for the realization
of this solidarity.
THE conference has decided, first,
to continue the organization already
begun at London, of an international
central bureau of freights; second, to
proceed in common and with the
briefest delay. to seek practical means
to apportion equitably between the al
lied nations the charges for maritime
transportation and check the rise in
freight rates"
London, March 29.-Russian casual
ties In the present offensive against
Field Marshal Won Hindenburg's
armies are estimated in an Overseas
News Agency statement to have been
not less than $4,000 along the seventy
five-mile front where engagements
have been in progress. The statement
rays: The fruitless attack OF the
Russians, In which sixty OF their di-
visions have participated, against
Field Marshal Won Hindenburg' s
front, are still continuing.
Germans made another determined
effort to break through French lines
at Verdun, but were repulsed with
heavy losses.
Fighting between British and Ger
mans at St Eloi is intense British
hold ground.
German destroyer rammed and
sunk by British cruiser in recent bat
tie.
The Elk Mountain pilot., 1916-09-09
DR.. Waite Listed Four to Die.

New York.-F'rom statements made
by Mrs. Margaret Horton. singer
Assistant District Attorney Dooling
declared that the authorities had rea-
son to believe DR.. Arthur Warren
Waite, accused of poisoning his mil
lionaire father-in-law, John E. Peck
of Grand Rapids, Mich, had designs
upon the lives of at least four per
sons. Mrs. Horton, according to Mr..
Dooling, admitted she shared STU
dio" with Waite at hotel here. an1
that Waite registered az "Dr. and
Mra A. w. Walters"
The Elk Mountain pilot., 1916-09-09
Asks About Torpedoins of Sussex.

washington-The United States
has inquired of Germany, torough AM
bassador Gerard, whether any OF its
submarines torpedoed the British
channel steamer Sussex. Secretary
lansing announced after the cabinet
meeting that it had been decided T.
make such an inquiry, and later IL
wsa learned that the inquiry had been
made. and in fact probably is alreadT
in Berlin. The present status OF the
communication is that OF an inquiry
it has not advanced to the stage of I
protest or demand.
The Elk Mountain pilot., 1916-09-09
One Of tho
Best Countries
! Ever Saw.

saw: its banking system is better than
that of the United States; one quarter
section l own. with about 100000
worth of improvements, pays $500
year taxes. All tax is on the land; i'm
plements and personals are not taxed.
I was secretary-treasurer of Aspelurd
school district for two years. My du-
ties were to assess all the land in the
district, collect the tax. expend it ($l,-
10000 a year,, hire teacher. ETC., for
the sum Of $500 year. Some econ
omy. eh!
"All school and road taxes are ex'
pended in the districts where they are
collected. There are no other taxes
Land titles are guaranteed by the gov
ernment and an abstract costs fifty
cents. Half OF the population of AL
berta are Americans or from Eastern
Canada. (Sgd) WILL TRUCKEN-
MILLER" Advertisement.
The Elk Mountain pilot., 1916-09-09
FRECKLES
Now Is the Ti-ne 20 Get Rid of These
I..ly Snnta.

There's no longer the slightest need oil
feeling ashamed OF your freekles, as the
prescription othine-double strength-is
glaranteed to remove these homeiy spots
simply get ounce of othine-doube
strcngth-from your druggist, and apply a
little of 1t night and morning and you
should soon that even the worst freckles
have begun to disappear. while the lighter
ones have vanished entirely 1t is seldom
that more than ounce Il needed to com
pletely clear the skin and gain a beautiful
clear complexion
Be to ask for the double strength
othlne. this is sold under guarantee OF
money back II 1t falls to remove freckes.-
Adv
The Elk Mountain pilot., 1916-09-09
Arizona Politician, go, Kills Self.

Douglas, Ariz Judge A. F. Parsons
citv assessor of Douglas and pionee
re sident of Arizona, killed himseli IL
his home here. Judge Parsons ma
been a political figure in Arizona 10
MANY wears. He was co years of age
The Elk Mountain pilot., 1916-09-09
He Was Roped In.

Mary understand Hazel has taken
advantage of her leap year prerogative
and captured husband.
Aimee-I don't think leap year had
anything to do with 1t. You see she
spent six weeks in Texas last summer
and learned to manipulate the lasso.
The Elk Mountain pilot., 1916-09-09
The M Market.

Il wonder what the house wreckers
do with all the old bricks when they
tear a house down"
Il imagine they sell them to the
moving picture concerns that spe-
cialize in comedy films"
The Elk Mountain pilot., 1916-09-09
s,tfraoists Lose in coneseus.

Washington.-By vote of 10 TO :
tbe House judiciary committee vote
to postpone indefinitely considerable
of all suffrage and prohibition pro
posals before it.
The Elk Mountain pilot., 1916-09-09
ALIENS FooT-EAsE FOR THE
TROOPS

Many war zone hospitals have ordered
Aliens Ease the antseptic powder
for use among the troops. Shaken into
the shoes and used in the foot-bath,
Aliens Foot Ease gives rest and comfort
and makes walking a delight Sold every
where 25c Try 1t today. Adv.
The Elk Mountain pilot., 1916-09-09
,Tisn't Done ANY More.

why do you disparage my humor?
Shakespeare INDUCED in numerous
puns."
so he did. And did you ever see
typical Broadway audience trying to
get q laugh out of Shakespeare"
The Elk Mountain pilot., 1916-09-09
Didn't Try Any Soft Soap.

Col" said the girl. II wash my
hands of you.'
Before you do any hand-washinG
better take of that ring ! gave you.
he retorted, frigidly. - Boston Tran
script
The Elk Mountain pilot., 1916-09-09
Husband to Support.

Are you a certified cook?'
"Yessum. Here's my certificate"
But that's marriage certificate"
"Yessum. That certifies I've got to
work"
The Elk Mountain pilot., 1916-09-09

Don't be misled. Ask for Red Cross
Bag Blue. Makes beautiful white clothes.
At ull good grocers. Adv.
The Elk Mountain pilot., 1916-09-09
Asked and Answered.

What are the air castles we hear
so much about built OFF, asked the
frivolous female boarder.
Gold bricks, l believe" promptly
answered the cheerful idiot.
The Elk Mountain pilot., 1916-09-09
Literal Truth.

You told me this piece bought
here was cut glass"
so 1t is. Cut down."
The Elk Mountain pilot., 1916-09-09
SOME WESTERN CANADA
GRAIN REPORTS
In its issue of February Gath. 1915,
the Wadena (Minn) Pioneer Journal

has tuo lOlio"Aho
oat. letter from West
| 115 RusheI. ern Canada written
Der Acre. by Walter Gloedeu,
| who is renewing
his subscription to his home paper:
THE times we are having up here
are very good in spite of the war. i
have had very good crops this fall
and we are having very good markets
for it ALL Wheat went from 30 to 60
bu. to the acre, oats from SO to 100 bu.
to the acre. I had an 1s-acre field OF
oats which yielded me lis bu. per acre
by machine measure, 30 l think this
is q pretty prosperous country. l
have purchased another quarter sec
tion, which makes me now the owner
of three-quarters of section OF
land. The weather was very nice this
fall up to Christmas. then we had quite
severe weather, but at the present
time It is very nice again"
The Elk Mountain pilot., 1916-09-09

You know that you buy through the sales
has about one chA n SALE STABLE
MS protection your
safe treat all your horses
with will be rio o disease. 1t acts as "a
sure preyentye they exposed,
a $40 dozen bottles at an
GOOD druggists goods houses delivered by the
mani
The Elk Mountain pilot., 1916-09-09
Alcoholics Wine New PhophyIactie.

Alcoholics Wine New Phophylaetie.
Dealcoholized wine is described in
L1talia Agricola as new product OF
the wine industry. This beverage ID
quite different from unfermenteo
grape Juice 1t is made from ordinary
wine. and contains all the components
of the latter except alcohol, including
the ethers and aldehydes to which Its
pleasant taste and stimulating prop
critics are due 1t also contains the
same acids. and especially tannic acid,
which has been found to exercise
protective action against the germs OF
cholera and typhus.
The Elk Mountain pilot., 1916-09-09
Write for Free Book
''7hs M,sf~ry of fhs Lost Woman
and Free Color Scheme Cards
Special Stencil Offer

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The Elk Mountain pilot., 1916-09-09

'I lived many years in Alberta; filed
a homestead in the Edmonton district;
The Elk Mountain pilot., 1916-09-09

own property In
several parts Of AL
berta. / found 1t
one of the best
countries / ever
The Elk Mountain pilot., 1916-09-09
The Alabastine Co.
381 Cra.dvilIs Rd. Grand Rapida, Mich

Ae suse the rcd cross and circ
Aiabastine yoo buy. Alabastine
u sold by mos, druEgisu, hard
ware dealen and paint stores
everywhere.