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The Coconino sun., 1916-04-07
For City Clerk

hereby ennounce my candidacy for the office of City Clerk at the election to be he'd May P, 1916 believing that could ii l that office with satisfaction to the people, and would be pleased to have your support. MIC SEITZ.
The Coconino sun., 1916-04-07

Whatever may be the result of the present national guard squable, the boys in the guard are not to blame.
The Coconino sun., 1916-04-07
POLITICAL ANNOUNCEMENTS under this head are
 $500 each cash in advance.
For City Clerk

I hereby announce my candidacy for the otfice of City Clerk at the eiection in May and respectfully ask the support of my friends.
 MRS. Nj. A. GAVIN
The Coconino sun., 1916-04-07

Though "Villa is closely pressed acording to press dispatches, his pic lures would not indicate it.
The Coconino sun., 1916-04-07

The way some people talk would warrant their taking the oath of ale glance every morning.
The Coconino sun., 1916-04-07

Really at the present price of paper, border rumors should be less hume rous
The Coconino sun., 1916-04-07

Harry-I have severe case of pink eye. What would you advise as a cure?
 Quit rubbering.
The Coconino sun., 1916-04-07

Parent-What is good for sun stroke?
 Let your daughter marry him.
The Coconino sun., 1916-04-07
HELPFUL HEALTH HINTS

Bill-Can a bald head be cure? Yes, but he's very apt to GO il again.
The Coconino sun., 1916-04-07

Heck-I chew tobacco and play golf How can l quit tobacco?
 Change caddys.
The Coconino sun., 1916-04-07

T-What is the best thing ft chills?
 Shake 'em until they let lose.
The Coconino sun., 1916-04-07

Jake--Is spinach good for the blood?
 Yes, and some chins too.
The Coconino sun., 1916-04-07

April May 5
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1916-02-24
RailrOaders Must Not Strike.

The railroad men of the United
States must not strike.
The American people, long toler-
ant of the despotism of the unions,
would not tolerate this.
If they deserve and need more
pay they will get it in due course,
but this biennial threat of starving
people into submission through the
tying up of the great railroad systems
of the country is unworthy of men
mentally capable of running trains.
The great bulk of the railroad
men of the country are splendid citi-
zens, but they should not allow
themselves to be made the tools of
sneaking scoundrels who play the
bully act and threaten the very life
of the country in order to enforce
something that has not yet been
denied them.
While there are doubtless many
raiiroaders who should be better
paid, it is safe assertion that every
man who threatens strike is over
paid many, many times. There are
81 week men drawing $40 salaries,
and the reverse is also likely, but
any attempt to secure an arbitrary
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1916-02-24

Editor Allen of the Telford, (Pa.)
Journal says his paper makes peo-
pie cheerful" and also claims that
it is a cure for commercial evils"
which goes to show that the Journal
man has a better insight into the
things that make business prosperous
than most editors are supposed to
be capable of. Cheerfulness would
certainly cure most of commercial
evils.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1916-02-24
A Bad Road Bill.

Senator Charles M. Eagan, senator
from Hudson county in the New
Jersey Legislature, has introduced
a bill which should be effectually
squelched. 1t proposes taking ST.
100000 from auto license receipts
and. using it on a lot of of roads for
the benefit of New Workers. who
wish to hike across New Jersey on
high gear.
At first blush the bill looks all
right, but it provides for building
new highways where present mac
dam roads already exist, if better
grades or more direct routes can
be secured.
The most important highway in
New Jersey, that leading from New
York to Lambertvile, thence across
Pennsylvania to Philadelphia, has no
provision made for it in the bill, al
though North Jersey and South
Jersey are both well provided for.
Hailing from Hudson county it is
quite likely that Egan doesn't know
that there is anything lying between
Trenton and Delaware Water Gap,
and the retirement of both he and
his bill would be a good thing for
the people who do know enough to
go in when it rains.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1916-02-24

From sundry expressions in the
editorial columns of the Perkasie
(Pa.) Central News, we gather that
Editor Charles w. Baum tried to
sew a button on his trousers, but
only succeeded in sewing it to his
finger, or something like that. Ever
try a nail, brother? 1t is said to do
remarkably we'll if it's only the
suspenders that are minus a button.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1916-02-24

Editor Leon Carpenter, of the
Clinton IN. j. Democrat, is lament
ing over the removal of one family
from his borough, saying that it
makes such a big hole in the popula-
ton. Last summer they were hiring
Uncle Jake" somebody to NOW the
grass off the streets, and now one
of the councilman objects to giving
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1916-02-24
USES QUEUE AS TROLLEY.

One of the latest Oriental addi-
tons to the vaudeville stage is an
act in which a Chmaman startles the
entire audience by making a spectac-
ular glide from the highest gallery
to the floor of the stage on wire
with a pulley fastened to his queue.
He seems to enjoy this novel method
of encouraging the growth of hair,
and so far has lost none of his pre-
cious pigtail in this dangerous act
Popular Mechanics.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1916-02-24
Real Farm
Bargain

143-acre farm in Hunterdon
county, with ten acres of timber
on it; 1900 foot front on Della
ware river; an abundance of out
buildings, two nearly new dwell
ling houses with running spring
water to house and barn. The
land is in a high state Of cultiva-
ton, with lots of pears, grapes,
apples and cherries. Rose bushes
and flowers in abundance.
IL miles from railroad station
and trading town with schools,
churches and all kinds of bust
nesses. Splendid view of river
and valley. Immediate possession
can he given if desired. Will be
sold at $50 per acre to quick
buyer.
Theodore 6. Kitchin, LambertvIle, N. j.,
Jonathan Kitchin. z. D. I, Trenton, N. ].
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1916-02-24

Frenchtown must be made up of
millionaires, as the Hunterdon In
dependent is authority for the state
ment that they have just learned of
the presence of pickpockets at the
carnival held there early last Fall.
A man who can lose money that
long without missing it must be
lined with radium.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1916-02-24

advance by threat should defeat the
very one sought.
Any large advance in wages will
be met by advances in freight and
passenger rates, and whether the
public is prepared to pay the differ
ence is matter for the public to
decide and not for the railroad
brotherhoods.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1916-02-24
THURSDAY. FEBRUARY "a, 1916

the gas company franchise for fifty
whole years, because they may not
need it, so we can only extend our
sympathy to the Democrats ener-
getic editor and invite him to the
Coryell's Ferry Community when the
last family has moved out of his
town.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1916-02-24

The chief recommendation for
Louis D. Brandeis for the Supreme
Court justiceship seems to be that
he once said he could decrease the
expenditures Of the railroads $780,
100000 per year if they would let
him. Some could do better than
that, merely by closing them down.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1916-02-24
VOICE OF A PROPHET.

This mad race of ornaments is de-
veloping a revolutionary situation in
France, as in other parts of Europe.
Here we have bad principle that is
fast approaching its extreme conse-
quences.-Jean Jaures.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1916-02-24

Lansdale (Pa.) people know how
to get the men folks out to church
suppers, by serving buckwheat cakes
and sausage, according to the Re-
publican, from that thriving Mont
gomery county town.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1916-02-24

Another millionaire town has been
heard from. This time it's North
Wales, Pa, where the banks have to
chase up people to get them to ac-
cept their moneys before the state
steps in, according to the North
Penn Review, the live paper from
that borough.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1916-02-24

If Ananias could come back to
earth he would feel like shriveled
pinpoint after he had read the
brewers advertising in Pennsylvania.
1t is the choicest collection of lies
ever reproduced on a printed sheet.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1916-02-24
NO ONE TO COOK 1T.

Jinks-How did you get in the
habit of eating raw meat?
jerks ia joker married club
woman and couldn't afford a cook.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1916-02-24
HABITS OF THE HOOP SNAKE
Some Reptllian Information That May
Be More or Less New to
the Reader.

In a certain section Of the interior
of Pennsylvania the innocent natives
are becoming more or less excited
over a hoop-snake scare, asserts the
Cleveland Plain Dealer. For the
benefit of those who do not drink to
excess it may be stated that the hoop
snake is the one that curves itself
into hoop, takes the tip of its tail
between the tip of its teeth and goes
cycling across the fields and up and
down hill and all around the bar
berry bush, and on and away-mer-
rily caroling as distinctly as possible,
"Hoop la, let her co.
The full-grown hoop-and they
usually are in time-has a spike at
tachment on the tip of the tail which
is kept sharp by frequent honing on
the leather tree. This spilly tip the
hoop snake jabs with great force into
the domestic economy of its victim,
thereby rendering him hors de COM
bat, as well as null and void.
1t is said to be charming relaxa-
ton to observe a mother hoop out
rolling with her little hooplettes, and
faunal and other naturalists have OBJ
served that when you see the mother
hoop thus disporting herself the IA
Their hoop is sure to be round some
where.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1916-02-24
HAD MON Ely.

Grace-So Milyuns had the sand
to propose, Ell?
Edith-Yes, and he's there with
the rocks, too.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1916-02-24
ALWAYS.

Lady Customer-What kind of
cards do you recommend for calling?
Clerk (absently)-Four aces all
the time.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1916-02-24
UNCoMPLIMENTARY.

"He doesn't know much.'
81 should say not; if he stood on
his head it wouldn't affect the posi-
ton of his brains"
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1916-02-24

A real American will never recog-
nize allegiance to any flag but the
Stars and Stripes.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1916-02-24

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The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1916-02-24
First Ola S
Farm for Sale

With or without stock. one hun
bred and six acres. of which twelve
acres are meadow, ninety acres of till
able land, the rest timber: the best of
fruit of all kinds; three hundred fifteen
year-old apple trees, selected fruit, in
prime of bearing; one hundred and
twenty plum trees; choice white and
other cherries.
The buildings as good as new, many
of them nearly so; twelve-room house,
in excellent condition; new cellar barn,
thirty by sixty feet, twenty feet posts;
stables for twenty head of horses and
cattle; wagon house, twenty-siX by
thirty-siX feet: hog house, sixteen by
forty; four good hen houses, contain
ing about two hundred feet in length,
divided into four houses twelve feet
wide; large woodhouse and other out
buildings, With care, no repairs needed
in ten years. No better land i'll the
county for fruit and grain.
Will sell farm and give possession
April first, or stock and farm, posses
sion in thirty days. Running streams
through the farm and running water
at the barn; good water at the house.
Whole property free from encum-
brance. Close TO post Office, church
and school.
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1916-06-08
Bristol.

Name. VOfrs
Mrs. Raymond Davis. ...., 1879
Mrs. Minnie Davis. ....., 5000
Mrs. Bess!e Bennett. ...., 5000
Mira. Ethel DeDn!son. .,., 6.uuu
Mrs. Lylah Rhodes. ..,..., 6.46u
Mrs FlRv!us Haney ..... 5000
Miss Bessie Wolverton go. 1867
Miss Mabel Bennett. ...... 5000
Miss Lena loughery .., E.puu
Miss Norma Bailey ......, G.lgu
Miss McllIsOn Carter 600. I5I.m
Miss Mary Williams. 900, 5..0H
Miss Bculah Shahan go, $1,000
MisB Ruth Fletcher ,.,.. E.G-.
Walter F Lynch. Route l., 13.-au
Lough ....,,., lG.Luu
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1916-06-08
He FELT LIKE
WEARY WILLIE"
So Do !, You will Say, Maybe,
after Reading What This
Clarksburg Man Says.
Read What He Urges You tC
Do Now.

"Taulac IS the real thing and ]
gladly recommend II. declared an
other Clark burg man who found IN
the new medicine a tonic and blood
purifier the equal NJ which has SO
nr not been perfected, and contlnu-
! Doe said II wasn't exactly sick.
Du. felt mean and tired all day long
p"clUliE Ia the mornings. and /
never icl' ~ al. like getting up AMI
AWAY drowFy knew m!
blood was not in good shape and 20
decided or Tlnlac as Just the thing
or tonic and pIriiicr Of my blood.
ana found II exactly that. It il
Simply tine and feel so much bet
ter I'm glad to say it 81 o. k" said
Mr. John schultz lO7 Dcnham St.
1iarksburG.
Let this splendid new remedy aid
yOg ~ first s'ranao the system with
n, assistance Of the ,uy tablets
which come with each bottle. Then
restore the digestion, purify the
blood. and correct the dcrangcd con-
di,ion Of stomach. Kidney and liver.
With these vital organs working
harmon Dusty nature will do tho
r.r You simply must feel good.
"nt hearty sleep sound and feel fun
Of energy ambition and vitality
WHOM nature is back on the job.
thousands upon thousands OF pco-
pic 'niura" Tanlac and there is no
earthly reason why anyone should
longer fool dopay. d-owsy. lack en-
'rUy. appetite fnrl nervous. run
dowr or worn out. Certainly the
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1916-06-08

A Mountain Playground
For the Whole Family

Play golf. tennis, ride, drive, motor.
nHh o. camp out-dO any or all Of these
or do mono 81 them-it doesn't matter
IN Rocky Mountain E1tiDnhl-Est6H
Park, Colorado. You 10 there u have a
GOOD time, and you have H.
II you wnnt 10 climb mountains, giRnn-
tic Longs Peak. out-tOWsring them mn.
Invites you or n you wnnt 20 Just down
right "ioaf'--therS Is no better place In
tho country Ia which 70 do Il.
II you are fond OF long walks. Rocky
Mountain Hatlonnl-EstoH Park fur.
niBhss YOU with 10000 plno-scsntsl
acres. IL you would rather nHh. tho
two million native and rainbow trout
that arc put into tho Htrcatns each year
Insure lively sport In that direction.
I wish you would drop in at my
once and let mo tell you about M,
WOnderB OF this Park. tho nccofnrn1dn.
lions, tho hotels, boarding places, ranch
houses, the cost Of living out here.
the daylight trip 10 ard from th1
i'hrk. II you 80 Via tn" BURLINGTON
Route. and the good times the klIdisI
can have with the Park burros II IL
VIII he moro convenient for you 10 gcni
mo your name on n postal. viii answer
by sending you some mighty intcrrrt!ns
pictures. maps, and reading muf'.r.
". n. Rvrnc. Tray raEEr. Agt.. G !! & Q.
H. u. Co.. zoo atnithiic,d 81. PittGbu.E. -
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1916-06-08
DISTRICT NO. 2.

Includes all territory outside OF
District No.
Prizes In this district arc $1.145 I
passenger Overland touring car. one
$3.50 Mntchless Milton Piano. one
800 Edison diamond disc phOno.
crap. one $40 diamond ring, one
Hoosier kitchen cabinet. four s25
gold watches. ono autoErAphic kodak
and twenty per cont cash commits.
sion to non-prize winners.
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1916-06-08
Salem.

5-drawer drop head Sew
ing Machine, full set of al,
tachments. No better ma
chine made. Fully guaran-
teed for > years, $3.50 at
Morrison's.
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1916-06-08
Junior.

Names. Vote
+. y Mathews. .......... gaIl
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1916-06-08

Alden Ko,l'aoa .......... 5000
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1916-06-08

NCaduwbrDoI..
Names Votes.
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1916-11-03
TWO HUSBANDS ONE TOO MANY.
Burlington Man Says He Thought His
Bride Unmarried.

Burlington, Nov. 3--The case of George
J.. Gotta of this city against Ruby La
fame Gotta, alias Ruby Lahame White,
now living in Worcester, Mass, was filed
at the office of the clerk of county court
yesterday. The case is petition to an.
nul the marriage of the two.
In the case the plaintiff claims that
he was married to the defendant by the
Rev c. 7. Rekie at Addison on June
10, 1910, and that previous to that time
and at the time she represented herself
to him as being single woman. The
plaintiff further sets up that on about
December | of the same year he was in
formed that the woman was married TO
Rollo White of Richford on October l.,
1908, and had not been divorced from
Mr.. White, who was living at the time
Mr.. Gotta married her. Mr.. White OBJ
tanned divorce at the 1912 March term
of Chttenden county court. Gotta AYERS
that he has lived apart from his wife
since the time he was informed that
she had husband living when he and
she were married.
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1916-11-03
S2,000,000 FUND
FOR CAMPAIGN
Treasurer Bliss of Republican Committee
Files Additional Statement--Heaviest
Contributors Were H. c. Frick
and Payne Whitney.

Washington, d. c.. Nov. 3.-Cornelius
n. Bliss, treasurer of the Republican ma
tional committee, filed a supplemental
statement of campaign contributions to-
day, showing receipts of S344,77s and
disbursements of 1907 ,635. 1t showed
over 5000 contributors, II. c. Frick and
Payne Whitney heading the list with
$4,000 each.
The contributions filed to-day are in
addition to those of 81 ,667 757 accounted
for in the statement filed on Oct. 2S,
making total of more than $2,000,000.
Supplemental contributions to the
Democratic national campaign, amount
ing to 1904. .446.50 since Oct. 25, we're filed
to-day by Treasurer Marsh OF the Demo
cratic committee. The largest individual
contributors were Cleveland II. Dodge,
$29,0 600, and Edward l.. Doheney, $4,000
This makes the total of the Democratic
fund Sl,3l0,729. The accounts to date
show total expenditures of over 81 $780,
900 by the Republicans and more than
$l,lO0,000 by the Democrats.
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1916-11-03
AUTO PASSENGER SUES.
Claims Man Who Invitea1 Her to Ride
Was Negligent-Her Leg Broken.

Rutland, Nov. 3--Miss Mary Costello
of Poultney yesterday sued Harold B.
Thompson of this city, an automobile
agent, in Rutland county court to re-
cover $4,000 on the ground that She suf-
fered a broken leg o~ing to the defend
ants negligent driving. She alleges that
Thompson had invited her and three
companions to ride from this city TO
Poultney on September 20 and that be-
fore they had left the city he drove his
machine in such careless manner that
it left the highway and plunged into an
old cellar. Thompson is a married man.
The entire party had been at the Bard
well rathskeller just before the accident.
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1916-11-03
FRENCHLOSE ONTA-
RIO BI-LINGUAL
SCHOOL FIGHT
Privy Council Upholds Ruling That the
French May Be Used Only in Low
er Grades of Roman Catholic
Separate Schools.

| Montreal. Nov. 3.-The French Ian
g1lage may be used in the Roman Cath
ollie separate schools in Ontario only in
lower grades, the privy council of Eng
land holds, according to cabled sum
mary of decision in the case by the
highest court in the empire received here
yesterday. This settles warmly con-
tested issue over the administrations of
these schools, located in the eastern part
of the province, where of late years the
problem of language has been added to
that of religion by the influx of large
French population from adjoining coun-
ties of Quebec.
A regulation of the Ontario board of
education providing that French could be
used as a medium of instruction only in
the lower grades and for teaching it only
as a language subject in the upper grades,
was taken to the courts by the board of
trustees of the Roman Catholic separate
schools, but is now upheld by the privy
council In the case. however, of the
proposal by the Ontario government to
appoint commission to replace the
school board of Ottawa, which had re-
fused to carry out regulations of the
board of educa ton, likewise involving
the bi-lingual question, the privy council
holds that it is beyond the powers of the
government to do so.
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1916-11-03
PARRAL REPORTED CAPTURED.
Villa Forces are Said to Have Taken
Town on Tuesday.

| Ell Paso, Tex, Nov 3.-Parral in Chi
huahua state, has been taken by Villa
troops, according to message received
yesterday by Americans from Chihuahua
! City. The report, also received by Unit
ed States government agents forwarded
| to Washington, said the Villa forces took
the city Tuesday.
American mining men who have in
terests in Parral are concerned over the
fate OF nine Americans known to be in
the city. This anxiety was increased
last night by the news from Chihuahua
City that the bandits who held up the
Mexican Central passenger train Monday
evening at Laguna station, assaulted DR..
Stevenhaffner, German subject, because
they thought he was an American.
Mining men here who are familiar with
the country near Parral declared that
Villa probably moved on Parral from
Santa Rosalia, following the Conehas
river to Pillar de Concha, Is miles from
Santa Rosalia, and then marched south
fortyfive miles against Parral entering
the town from the north. They said
that the report of Villas capture of the
town verified another report that Villa
and his command had been in posses.
sion of Santa Rosalia as it was an
nounced that he would move on Parral
from Santa Rosalis.
Villa is said to bear grudge against
General Luis Herrera, the Carranza COM
mander in Parral and to have declared
that when he captured Parral he in
tended to kill Herrera with his own
hands.
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1916-11-03
WAS NATIVE OF TOPSHAM.
Mrs. Harley Whitcomb Died Yesterday
in Orange.

Mrs Harley Whitcomb, aged IS years
died Thursday at her home in Orange
after suffering with heart trouble for the
past year and half. Early in the fall
she went to the Mary Fletcher hospital
in Burlington, hoping that treatment
might give her relief. but she seemed TO
receive no help and returned home. She
had suffered much, but very patiently.
Mrs. Whitcomb was born in Topsham,
going later to Corinth where most of
her life was spent Twenty three years
ago she married Mr.. Whiteomb and came
to the town of Orange to reside, living ON
the same place for the past II years. She
was very highly respected among her
acquaintances and friends
She was a member of Cobble Hill
grange and Winona council, No. OF
East Barre.
Besides her husband, Mrs. Whitcomb
leaves son, Clyde, and daughter, Ber-
nice.
The funeral will be held from her late
home at . o'clock Saturday afternoon,
Rev lanes Ramage officiating. 1t is
requested that flowers be omitted.