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The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1916-05-05
New Ways to Make Money.

When it comes to thinking up new
ways of making money you have got to
hand it to the people of the East side.
A woman over there has just been
sent to Jail for making fish with aged
and chastened expressions look like
fresh caught. With one paint brush. a
tin of red paint and the skill of her
good right hand the lady can turn the
most discouraged collection of last
years cod into the lifelike semblance
Of fish just pulled out of the river. One
look at the carmine gills would tell
anyone not possessing keen sense of
smell that the fish were fresh and
wholesome. A board of health inspec-
tor who confiscated the woman's mer'
chandise declares there are many
modern painters of still life in that
section of town who make it pay
Kew York Times.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1916-05-05
HELPS The HOUSEWIFE
"ScRURBING CHARIOT" A DEVICE
WORTH COPYING.
Not Only Saves a Great Many Steps,
but the Work Can Be Done With
Much More Ease and Comfort
How to Make It.

prepared by the United States Depart
ment of Agricultural
One Of the many labor-saving de-
vices made and demonstrated by the
farm women under the direction of the
woman agents of the department Of
agriculture in the South, with the CO.
operation of the state agricultural col
ieges, is the "scrubbing chariot. This
consists of a comfortable padded
frame on rollers which enables the
housewife, in wiping the floor, to do the
scrubbing with more ease and COM
fort and save great many steps. 1t
may be built at a very small cost, the
material needed consisting of q inch
plank, 90 by TO inches. Pinch strips
for the sides, which should be S1s
inches long by inches wide, and
front piece of the same material 20
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1916-05-05

Four cupfuls of cornmeal, one table
spoonful salt, four quarts water Put
the top of double boiler on with the
four quarts of boiling water; add corn
meal, slowly stirring all the time. Add
salt, and when thick boil two hours
in double boiler (this is prepared
fore). Use what you need for break
fast Then add one cupful of grated
strong American cheese; beat until
well mixed, pour into creased pan and
set aside for luncheon. Then cut in
half-inch slices and brown on hot
griddle
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1916-05-05
TRIED FIFTY REMEDIES
FOR SORES IN N0STRILS

Mr.. Allen Gales Jennings, Washing
ton, D. c., writes: For some time
l have suffered with scabs and sores
in my nostrils. have tried about
fifty different salves, lotions and pre-
scriptions, but to no avail until by
chance I tried a bottle of Hancock
Sulphur Compound Ointment and
now take this means of thanking you
for putting up such an excellent
remedy. By. using it about twice a
month am never troubled with any
thing of the kind and shall always
praise it as the best cure in the world
for sores, etc.
Hancock Sulphur Compound and
Ointment are sold by all dealers.
Hancock Liquid Sulphur Co.. Balti-
more. Md. Write for Booklet.-Adv.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1916-05-05
Pork Chops Stuffed.

One pound of pork chops. two slices
Of stale bread, one small onion. one
half of small green pepper, butter the
size of hickory nut, two tablespoon
fuls of milk, one cupful of tomato
sauce: bake in slow oven 80 minutes.
Crumble bread fine, nince onion and
pepper; add pinch of salt, then wet
with milk; put in spoonful of this
on each chop which has had the bone
removed, roll up and fasten with
toothpicks, place in pan and pour to-
mato sauce over them. This is as de.
licious as pork tenderloins
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1916-05-05

Agents for New ford Accessory, PRACTICAL,
leclsEary. No cor. peIition sells ou ssght 81
retails 81 tsEusOnI ont oiCn, " .AI@Nanilcr. ne.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1916-05-05
HER IDEAL AT LAST
MODERN MAiCEN'S SEARCH FOR
TRUE MAN" REWARDED.
Willing to Delight in Any Foolish Fad
or Frenzied Fancy She Might
Want to Pursue-Drew the
Line at One Thing.

The modern young woman gazed
critically at the modern young man.
You are sure" she said, that you
wish to marry me? Nothing could al
ter your decision2"
Nothing"
In case | should accept you, would
you be willing to fill Il at any time at
one Of my dinner or bridge parties--I
mean, of course, when / really need
someone?"
81 should be delighted
You will. presume, permit me to
go away in the summer time and
spend as much money as ! please at
any place which my fancy dictates?'
Certainly"
In case l should desire to roam
over Europe alone. you would have no
objections?'
None whatever"
ut is necessary for me, in order to
maintain my position In metropolitan
circles, to become hysterical over all
the latest fads. This means that l
will probably have literary freaks, DO
hemian impossibilities, suffragette
caucuses and other highbrow functions
in our house at any time. You would
welcome all of these, would you?"
with open arms, for your sake
Il shall, of course, have to indulge
in the latest and smartest effects in
clothes, no matter what the extremes
may lead to- l trust that this would
not disturb your serenity or make
you express in any way any feeling of
shame?"
Impossible! You can go as far as
you like
Suppose that 1 should become eu-
genically inclined?"
ct would be my great pleasure to
praise your efforts
The young woman moved trifie
nearer.
"Just one more question" she said.
will you go to the opera with me at
the matinees every Saturday after
noon?"
Then the young man got up, folded
his arms sternly and replied:
Never! love you dearly, l am
willing to make all kinds of fool of
myself and to do anything that any
metropolitan husband is obliged to do
in these halcyon days, but I'll be
eternally frizzled if lose my self-re-
spect to the extent of attending the
opera with any grown woman in day
light"
Answered like a heroH she ex-
claimed, clasping him fondly in her
arms at is the one thing that I didn't
want you to do. Oh, how grand it Is
to feel at least that l am marrying a
true man."-New York Sun.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1916-05-05
DAINTY Euus and Bacon,

Butter a baking dish or platter, or
Individual ramekin dishes. Break each
egg into & cup and drop into baking
dish. sprinkle with salt and pepper,
bake in a moderate oven for five min
utes for soft-cooked, and ten minutes
for hard cooked.
Lay thin slices of bacon on hiss
ing hot frying pan. When transpar-
ent, turn. When dry and crisp, drain
and dry on brown paper. If you have
the time place thin slices on broiler
and cook over dripping pan in hot
oven, - Dallas News.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1916-05-05
Southern SUGAR Sweets.

Peel sweet potatoes and slice in
three-quarter inch slices enough to fill
a medium-sized baking dish. Just COW
er with cold water. Pepper and salt
the top and sprinkle about one-quarter
cupfuI of sugar over the whole and
just dash of nutmeg. Melt a good
teaspoonful of bacon fat or two tea
spoonfuls of butter, and pour over the
whole Bake till soft and Drowned on
the top.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1916-05-05
But Satan Helps.

Johnnie was entertaining a little
friend one afternoon when heavy
thunder shower came up and they
were obliged to play in the house.
After awhile the lightning began play
ing with the telephone wires and
there were sharp reports and sparks
from the telephone. The little friend
inquired, What is that?" Johnnie's
mother told him 1t was the lightning
on the telephone wires.
But what makes it?" he persisted.
Then Johnnie said. well, God makes
the lightning but l believe Satan's got
something to do with 1t, all right"
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1916-05-05
After Grip
Winter Colds
Bad Blood

Tovl are pale, thin, weak-with little
vii: ,ity. Your liver is sluggish and
the bad blood causes your stomach
muscles to lose their elasticity and be-
come habby-then indigestion.
DR.. Pierce's Golden Medical Discov.
cry, purely vegetable and free from
alcohol or narcotics, is the great and
powerful blood purifier of today. Ex-
tracted from American forest herbs
and roots. Contains no alcohol. In
gradients printed on wrapper.
Taken as directed 1t will search
out impure and poisonous matter
throughout the system and eliminate
it.-Adv.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1916-05-05
Theory Is the pioneer Of practice.
A New Remedy for
Kidney, Bladder and
all Uric Acid Troubles

Gear Readers:
| appeal to those Of you who are
bothered with, kidney and bladder
trouble, that you give up the use of
harsh salts or alcoholic medicines and
in their place take a short treatment
of "Anuric" / have taken many of
DR.. Pieroe's medicines for the past
twenty-five years with good results. l
suffered, with kidney trouble for some
years. l recently heard of the newest
discovery of DIR. Pierce, namely, his
"Anuric" Tablets. After using same
am completely cured Of my kidney
trouble. A doctor pronounced me a
well preserved woman for my age, all
due, believe, to DR.. Pierce's aid.
MRS. MELINDA z. MILLER.
II you suffer from backache. lum-
bago. rheumatism, get "Anuric" now.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1916-05-05
Attractive Dessert,

The ingredients needed for this are
a pint of cream, the white of one egg,
half cupful Of sugar, half a cupful
of nuts. chopped fine: IL figs and six
dates. Beat the cream until stiff
with the white of egg. Sweeten this.
add the nuts and fruit the latter cut
In small pieces. Mix all thoroughly
and put into wet mold. Cover tight
ly and pack in salt and ice for four
hours. This quantity will serve eight
people.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1916-05-05

Wish someone would try my moth
er's meat cakes as a way of using
leftover lamb. Take pieces left from
either lamb or beef, put through meat
chopper. season with salt and pepper,
little onion if liked and butter or
gravy to make moist Cook these in
saucepan until thoroughly blended.
A few minutes is sufficient Let cool
and form into cakes Set away in a
cool place an hour or more Make a
batter of egg and milk and -four and
a little baking powder. Dip in the
cakes and fry a nice brown.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1916-05-05
Lemon or Oranne Whin

Beat yolks Of four eggs, add one
tablespoonful cold water to each egg,
one tablespoonful sugar to, each egg
and juice of one and one-half lemons.
Cook in double boiler until thick, stir
ring one-half hour before serving.
Whip whites stiff and fold in. Serve
ice cold. If using oranges, use orange
Juice instead of water and only one
lemon.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1916-05-05
HOW TO REMOVE DANDRUFF
itching and Irritation Of the Scalp
With Cuticura. Trial Free.

On retiring lightly touch spots OF dan.
druff. itching and burning with Cuticura
Ointment. Next morning shampoo
thoroughly with Cuticura Soap and hot
water. These super-creamy emollients
do much to keep the scalp clean and
healthy and to promote hair growth
Free sample each by mail with Book.
Address postcard, Cuticura, Dept. Z,
Boston. Sold everywhere.-Adv. 2
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1916-05-05
Mill Saw Reveals Honey,

Escaping the notice of all the camp
hands who fell and bucked the tree,
a hollow white fir yielded more than
fifty pounds of choice honey when cut
into by the sawmill band saw
The honey was not discovered until
the combs had been severed and con-
siderable quantity had escaped
through the log carriage.-Westwoo
Dispatch to the Sacramento Bee.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1916-05-05
Dutch Hotchpct.

Boil six carrots with six onions tme-
dunn size) until tender. In another
kettle boil six medium-siz potatoes
Drain all the water from both, put
them together, mash them well. add
one teaspoonful Of salt, one-half tea
spoonful of sugar, onefourth teaspoon
full OF pepper, one-half cupful of but
ter and one-half cupful of milk or
cream. Beat we'll and serve hot
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1916-05-05
A Kidney Medicine That
Makes Friends Everywhere

Thirteen years ago we commenced selling
DR.. Kilmer's Swamp-Root and during our
entire experience we have not encountered
q single unpleasant dealing with cur GUS
toners who have used it. 1t is "a prepara-
ton that gives universal satisfaction, and
our customers are always pleased to speak
in the highest terms regarding it. We have
sufficient confidence in Swamp-Root to
recommend it and consider we are doing
our customer favor.
Very truly yours,
BARNETT-SCHENK DRUG CO.,
Jan. 10th, 1916. Roanoke, Va.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1916-05-05

The error OF the newest Chambers
biographical dictionary in which it is
said that from 1898 to 1900 Roosevelt
was president of New York reminds
the Philadelphia Public Ledger Of the
fine old typographical error that crept
into one of Horace Greeley's editorials.
There is no barn in Guilford" assert
ed the editorial. Greeley having writ
ten, There is no balm in Gilead"
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1916-05-05
A CInch.

My father Is an architect" said
the new boy on the block proudly.
What does an architect do?" asked
the boy next door.
"Oh, he tells people how to build
their houses, and they have to pay
him for telling them"
Yes, but s'posin' they don't build
the house the way he tells 'em to-"
"Why. then they have to pay him
more money for changing the plans"
replied the architects son.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1916-05-05
QeNiled Ham Rolls.

Make light, rather rich pastry, roll
thin and cut into squares of about
four inches. Spread upon each square
a small quantity of deviled ham, leay-
ing about one-half inch around the
edge uncovered Moisten the edges
with cold water and roll each sheet
of ham and pastry compactly, press,
ing the ends together and bake.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1916-05-05
Chocolate Cake.

One cupful sugar, one-half cupful
butter creamed; add one egg unbeat-
en-, one cupful milk with teaspoonfu1
soda dissolved in it, one teaspoonful
vanilla Put one-haf cake chocolate,
one-half cupful milk, one half cup
ful of sugar on fire to melt When
cool add to rest and two cupfuls
bread -four. Beat well and bake in
sheet tin. Frost with frosting made
with confectioner's sugar and hot wa
ter thick enough to spread.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1916-05-05

If we would please God we must
watch every stroke and touch upon the
canvas of our lives; we may not think
we can lay it on with a trowel anC
yet succeed. We ought to live as
miniature painters work, for they
watch every line and tint.-C. H. Spur
geOn.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1916-05-05

inches long and inches wide. An
ordinary soap box can be used for this
by cutting down the size to about 5
inches high and knocking out one side.
The padding for the bottom Of the
chariot may be made of burlap. Tack
this around the inside of the chariot
and place the whole thing on four roll
ers. Place a soap dish on one side
and a little rack for the scrubbing
brush on the opposite side. This con-
triyance, it is estimated, costs about
AZ cents.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1916-05-05
To Clean Oven Shelves.

Oven shelves should be regularly re.
moved from the oven or gas stove and
scraped with an old blunt knife. Rub
them with paper and wash thoroughly
with fairly hot, strong soda water be-
fore they are put back into the oven
or stove to dry
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1916-05-05
Letter to
DR.. KiImer e Co.
Binehamton, N. Y.
Prove What Swamp-Root VIII

Prove What Swamp Root Will Do For You
Send ten cents to DR.. Kilmer g. Co.,
Binghamton, N. Y, for sample size bot
tie. 1t will convince anyone. You will
also receive q booklet of valuable infor-
nation, telling about the kidneys and bad-
der. When writing, be sure and mention
this paper. Regular fifty-cent and one
dollar size bottles for sale at all drug
stores.-Adv.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1916-05-05

Put them in cold water, remove the
pipes and membranes; cook them in
boiling sailed water, with one table
spoonful of lemon juice. 90 minutes
and plunge into cold water to harden;
dry, lard them with strips OF salt pork
and bake until brown. basting with
..rown stock Serve with peas.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1916-05-05
Hair Tonic His Undoina.

Il understand Binks has just had q
most humiliating experience" Yes.
he has. You see, he prided himself
for years on his ability to withstand
regular liquor, and yet succumbed to
some hair tonic he bought at drug
store Richmond Times-Dispatch.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1916-05-05
Rhr Slifhers Explains.

Pa, said Little Willie, what is
the INIT rule" "Why-er-why, my
boy, it's about the same thing as pre-
walls in this family" said Mr.. Slithers.
You may have noticed that whate'sr
year mother SAYS gees "@.AINdse,
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1916-05-05
FRECKLES
Now Ii the Time to Get Rid of These
Holy GnnfG

There's no longer the slightest need Of
feeling ashamed of your freckles. the
prescription othine-doubIe strengths
guaranteed to remove these homely spots.
Simply get an ounce of othine-double
strength-from your druggist. and apply a
little of 1t night and morning and you
should soon see that even the worst freclzes
ones have vanished entirely. 1t Is seldom
that more than one ounce is needed to COM
pletely clear the skin and gain beautiful
clear complexion.
Be sure to ask for the double strength
othine. as this is sold under guarantee of
Adv.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1916-05-05
Somewhat Bitter.

This writer says marriage is q lot
terry"
81 don't agree with him. said the
pessimist-
why not?"
In a lottery somebody OCCASION
ally wins
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1916-05-05

spent. Inc doctorS
stated that | would
never get well with
GU t an operation
and that without it
I would not live enc
year. My husband
obje c d to any
operation and got
me some of Lydia E.
Pinkham's Vegeta-
bleCompound.I took
it and commenced
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1916-05-05

dom has led many
good people to
question their val
ue. 1t is foolish,
however, to allow
our preju d | C e
a 6 a n s t poor
tracts to blind US
to the value of
good ones. and
good ones can be
had. The choic-
est thoughts Of
the best writer's
can now be found
in leafet form,
and many a soul
has been awak-
ened by one of
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1916-05-05
ljnfornettabie.

Man forgets much in this world, but
ask any of the old ones if he has for
gotten the lessons he learned at moth
er's and across fathers knee.-Hous'
ton Post
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1916-05-05

ALIENS FooT-EAsE DOES 1T
When your shoes pinch or your corns and
bunions ache. get Aliens Foot-Ease, the
antiseptic powder to be shaken into shoes
and used in foot-bath Gives instant re-
lief to Tired, Aching, Swollen feet. Over
100000 packages are being used by the
troops at the front. Sold everywhere. 2oc.
Don't accept any substitute. ADV.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1916-05-05
a Comparison.

Don't you approve OF peace?" 'Of
course, l do" said Miss Cayenne.
Peace is like health. Everybody is
entitled to it; and everybody would
have il if some microbe didn't come
along and spoil it.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1916-05-05
ELIXIR BABEK A GOOD TONIC

And Drives Malaria Out of the System.
"Your sRabek' acts like II agic; have given
It to numerous people in my parish who were
suffering with chils, m alaria and fever. rec
ommend it to those who are sufferers and in
need of 81 good tonic.a-Rev. S. Szymanow ski
st. Stephens Church. Perth Amboy, n. ].
Elixir Babek, SO cents, all druggists or By
Parcels Post, prepaid, from Kloczewski d Co.,
Washington, D. c.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1916-05-05

Alabastine is the most
effective, economical and
simple wall decoration on the
market. 1t has demonstrated
its superiority in thirty-hve
years use.
Think of it'll No boiling water, no
glue added. It's one of the easiest
jobs in the world to prepare and
apply Alabastine, and the resulting
surface, if ordinary care is taken, is
solid, streakless and mat-like.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1916-05-05
,AIahpatiilne
The Most Beautiful WaH Tint

And when you consider that you
obtain the most beautiful, mellow,
nature colors, viz, soft bluffs, delicate
greens and exquisite blues, or an,
hade you wish by combining shades
of Alabastine, then you'll knss0 why
Alabastine is one of the most popular
wall decorations with millions OF
Painters and Householders, Decora-
tors and Womenfolk, who take pride
N their homes the wide world over
The Alabastine Co.
as2 Grandville Rd. Grand Rapids, Mich
BE sure the red and circle each package Of
Alabssine ron buy. Aiabzsne 10 sold by druggists
hardware dealers and paint Everywhere. your
handle Azbastine. ake substitute writs
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1916-05-05

Dr. Pierce's Pleasant Pellets are the
original little liver pills put up 40 years
ago. They regulate liver and bowels.--Ady.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1916-05-05
lly by fidelity in Ii

ut is only by fidelity in lit
tie things that the grace of true love
to God can be sustained. and distin,
guished from a passing fervor OF
spirit
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1916-05-05

Some men are born great, and then
they miss the pleasure Of telling how
they did it.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1916-05-05
Gun Cake.

One cupful butter, two cupfuls
sugar, four cupfuis -four, half cupful
satlk. fvs Gags and 8 pinch es sada,
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1916-05-05
Silent
Evangelism
By REV. HOWARD W. POPE
Of the Moody Bible Institute
of Chicago

TEXT-And the leaves Of the tree were
for the healing Of the nations.-Rev. 22:2.
The indiscriminate use Of tracts by
those whose zeal exceeds their WIS