davidaulloa/AmericanStories huggingface dataset:
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Worth ~Rememherjnu,

TX nuts are soaked in hot water q
few hours the meats will come out
whole and with much ease.
After boiling beets, drop them into
cold water, and the skins can be easily
rubbed off by the hands.
When you wish to cut citron in thin
slices place it in the oven and let 1t
heat through.
The green shoots of a chives plant
are excellent for iavoring when one
wants only the faintest suspicion OF
onion.
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Poaehed Eaas a Ia Gould.

Toast some slices of bread, dip them
In slightly sailed boiled milk. drain
them well and arrange them on the
dish they are 20 be served in, sprinkle
with butter and set the dish in a quick
oven for two minutes. Prepare a
cream sauce. add some finely chopped
beef tongue, a little horseradish, salt
and cayenne pepper. Cover the pieces
of toast with this sauce and lay Q
poached egg on each.
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Apostje of Silence,

Gould | interest you in a volume
which will teach you how to become
an eloquent public speaker" asked
the agent.
I'm afraid not" answered the man
at the desk. 81 made my reputation in
politics as a pussyfooter and the less
| have to say the better off I'll be-"
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Similar Brand.

The fair maid was toying with the
lew engagement ring.
did understand you to say that
POUR first wife's name was Katharine
same as mine?" she queried.
Eyes, darling" replied the widower,
And" continued the fair one, 81
suppose you loved her very dearly?"
Indeed / did," answered the party
Of the bereaved part. THAT is why
am anxious to secure a duplicate"
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Disappointing.

81 read today" said the young man
beside the girl on the sofa, that the
chance of two finger-prints being alike
is not one in GA, 600, 600, 00O."
That's awfully disappointing news,
dear" replied the sweet young thing;
Il thought we had everything in com
mon"
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Her Champion.

Miss Gabble-I think you we're pres.
snt when she remarked that / had a
big mouth.
Miss Kate-Yes, and i took occasion
10 set her right.
Miss G.-That was very nice of you,
Miss K.-I told her your mouth
wasn't really so big, it only seemed
so because you kept it open so con
stantly.-Boston Transcript.
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Sponue Cake.

Here is n fine sponge cake: Beat
three eggs. add n cupful ugar, mix
with eggs, then add one cupful pastry
dour. sifted with one-half teaspoonful
cream of tartar, ~one-fourth tablespoon
full saleratus. Mix all these last of
all and add one-fourth cupful boiling
water. Mix quickly and bake.
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| Didn't Think Il of Her.

Mother-Gladys, you stood on the
porch quite a while with that young
man last night.
Gladys-Why, mother, ! only stood
there for a second.
Mother-But I'm sure l heard the
third and the fourth.
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IrrefutabIe Evidence.

she belongs to a fine old family,
does she not?"
"Oh, yes. She is related to a mum.
Der of well-known people who never
mention the fact"
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Envyina the Engineer.

ut must be great to be a railroad
engineer"
"Still clinging to your small-boy am
billions, eh?"
ooh, ii isn't that. | was just think
ing what a Joy it must be to be able
t. drive and not have to listen to the
advice of the Observation-Disclosures
Press.
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pandeIion Wine.

Boil n peck dandelion blossoms in
four quarts Of water for two hours.
Strain thoroughly and add one quart
OF molasses. one pint Of yeast and set
to ferment for IL hours. Bottle Sc
curely. and keep the bottles neck
downward until ready for use.
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Safety First.

You say you don't are to argue
about the war;"
"No-at least, not this morning"
"Why not?"
"The plumbing is out Of order at
my house and that has used up my
stock of patience 81 completely that
| would be sure to lose my temper"
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Efficiency.

Mrs. Knicker-We can't keep a
cook.
Mrs. Bocker-Advertise for a food
dictator.
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l.. Bushby of Heplin, Ala, says: 81
have been using Hanford's Balsam for
two years and find it to be all you
claim for it." Adv.
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When sMeIna Tomatoea.

Use . breadknife with saw teeth to
slice your tomatoes with. You can
accomplish the work far more quickly
than with an ordinary knife. and the
slices will be much thinner.
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Fooled! He Bit.

Eyes, | told father that white poker
chip | dropped was a peppermint tab.
let"
did he swallow it?"-Hobart Her.
old.
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An Oversight.

"And what have you done to bring
you here?" asked the prison visitor of
the man behind the bars.
ut amt so much what / done" re-
piled the prisoner, "as what left un-
done"
"Ah that is indeed sad"
1T sure is. If I'd only had sense
enough to fix up a good strong alibi
they'd never got the goods on me-"
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III YOU OR ANY FRIEND

Suffer with Rheumatism or N~euritis, acute or
chronic, write for my FRHE BOOK on Rheuma-
tism-Its Cause and Cure. Most wonderful book
ever written, it's absolutely FREE. Jesse A.
Ca sc, Dept. {. W, Brockton, Mass.-Adv.
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The Way of Il.

"Have you finished your shopping
trip?"
mo; the trips finished me-"
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Compound made her well, so / took it and
now / am just as well as / ever was. L
cannot understand why women don't
see how much pain and suffering they
would escape by taking your medicine:
! cannot praise it enough for it saved
my life and kept me from the Insane
Hospital. Mrs. E. SHELDON, 5657 s.
Halsted St., Englewood, III.
Physicians undoubtedly did their best,
battled with this case steadily and could
do no more, but often the most scientific
treatment is surpassed by the medicinal
properties of the good old fashioned
roots and herbs contained in Lydia e.
Pinkham's Vegetable Compound.
If any complication exists ID
pays to write the Lydia r.. Pink
ham Medicine Co., Lynn, Mass,
for special free advice.
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FITS. EPILEPSY, FALLING SICKNESS
stopped Quickly. FIT, years Of gninteTrupted
lasting results. LARGE TRIAL BOTTLE FREH. DIR.
KLINE COMPANY, Red Bank, N. J.-Ad
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Except along the Caspian coast, Per.
sian agriculture is dependent almost
entirely on irrigation.
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For sprains and strains use Han
ford's Balsam of Myrrh. Adv.
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Inconsistent Employment

as your sitting as a model just ten
porary?"
mo; it's a standing engagement"
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Underground supplies continually
rcplenish Trinidad asphalt lake.
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Detccted.

There's something uncanny about
This baby"
Must be it's creepy ways"
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Use Hanford's Balsam for mud
ever. Adv.
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VIII ucT-
Fvousness, flashes Of
and ! suffered
SO much / did not
what / was
doing at times. /
$500 on doc
tors and not one did
me any good. One
day a lady called at
my house and said
Ishe had been as sick
las / was at one time,
land Lydia E. Pink
VeOetabl0
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For gals Hanford's Balsam Of Myrrh
Is the reliable remedy. Adv.
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IA Remarkable
STATEMENT
Mrs. Sheldon Spent $500 for
Treatment Without Bene-
fit. FinallyM Made Well by
Lydia E. Pinkham's Veg
etable Compound.

Englewood, Ill. -"While going
through the Change Of Life 1 suffered
The Miller press. [volume] (Miller, S.D.) 190?-current, 1916-06-15

For lameness rub on and rub in
thoroughly Hanford's Balsam of Myrrh.
Adv.
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For poisoned wounds use Hanford's
8alsam. Adv.
The Miller press. [volume] (Miller, S.D.) 190?-current, 1916-06-15

Keep Hanford's Balsam in the sta
BILE. Adv.
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A REGULAR Attendant.

y HCYUTdT NtNCTUdWI'
DO you go to church regularly"
Yes, regularly once a year"
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1916-05-15
oY FRANK @ meNke

NEW YORK. NAV iS- George cut.
shaw. " the Dodgers. cyudcd clrruit
clout against the rhillice week or so
ngo. which viii rmp down throurh the
wales of HISTORY as IN" mos, remarkable
since lhr game was born.
II Nrr drive that Cui.hrv made IN
an accidental way 10 siatt With q swat
that s-nA a." hall In sls.sHs course 90
tl" fcnrV aud tally that was nukrN IN
the extreme hccaus" after the hall hit
near the bottom NJ the fence II ptaCti.
cally cuWlri up to top futicrri there =
second ur su.Nnd tHrn dropped over
'ulshhNs ludlctOus actions while the
bnll WIS deciding what n should 40 form
the humorous chapter iu ~, STORY.
Tho score was tied In the eleventh
when 'utshnV went IN hat fnrlnr Nnycr
The rhll'lc pitcher hrb,cd a slow onc nt
lhc DodEet second sarkyr CutsHpV
started swins. won't half WY nnd then
tumhlrd' tu the tact that tho hall wns
tnntrr llr pulled his stroke hli Just
Ne he stopped he noticed that the ball
wHv curvins IN. Whrfuuron no made rn.
other vvlpc ~ n AMI through spm' itr1t
caught II IN thc end NJ tho mace
nali Zlu n, Alone
Tho h,ll shot ihtourh Tho nlr about
ten feet above ground N spii,' Ius,
inside the riEh, 'rli foul line trtninr
and twisting a. II wont To ihc,aps,,n.
tors watching that hrll slipping along. n
looked like y succession ~ inshun's n
II nrHt.d the fence. n started to ac.
scend 7, struck board which wnp
nailed ~ the bottom II the fence. hu'
which iuilsd out about three feet
NJ the hail NJ, ,ha, board ius, where
the top NJ this board and the fence
meet. I, seemed 10 hesitate for n traction
~ second. Then. Ia the utter. nmnrr.
ment ol The crowd. n climbed the twelve
feet NJ vail. a. though " had legs slow.
w hut surely u moved upward Final, u
reached the top NJ ths fonre prnins the
laws " sravi,y u remained stationary
int the bsrcst fraction ~ moment aud
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1916-05-15
CUTSHAW IS CREDITED WITH
FREAKfEST HOME RUN EVER

while the $4,000 crowd stood spell hound.
the ball rested 'ur ~. ond on the top
n Tho wnll AMI then rolled out into the
street
cut'ha~ n.~ild.t,d
nut in Tho meantime. crishev vps
pcrformlns antics that almost Ncr, o.
strung" ns those N the ball when h-
rounded FIRST The npirsf SECOND hnsp.
man tnw that the ball was headed fnf
the bottom ~ the fence u normal two
base hii, II ~ player hustlos And cut
shaw hustled ilc turned first under fuil
head NJ steam. snb slid INT" ~, ond In ~
wniflwiui fashion iir jumped tn ha
feet second later nnI began looking
around foI orders from the coaches
Nilh'r Uohnson. manager " tho
nviuf WIS signalling something IN n
ifNui. way DutsheW nglrri mat Rob.
U-ou wHt ordering hun tn 'rt Tor third
'uNhaN started. hui when ho 80 no
'sn from the other roschrf. who hv tho
NAY was tpo busy Watching the hall
rlimh. ne figured he hsd misinterpr,ted
Rohinson's signals So rutshaW Whiflcd
around ran hack toward sr.n nnd and
swept into the has In cloud ot dust
Then rutshnN Jumped tp his feet again
and Wh', he brushed HIS tees h. lssnu
noklns tpt ufd-fs and also fuf tho ball
nut hs couldn't a.. one ur hear the 9th.
~ The park wag hrdlNm Robinson
VAS Nvlhng something in Cuishaw hut n
Was lost IN the tumui' Nnd UnblnsUu
was WnNinr hts arms IN flcntlcd VA,
nut did "Rnbb," mean that Cutshnw
should stay NJ second W % 10 third
'uivh1w pnndutrd apd ~ last decided ,u
uv The advance JltsFaW mcci fot n
hnf way alnnr on hg tourney Tho third
bnsc rutchcr hklng advantage " the
temporary lull In the cheering. shouted.
You hlt homer G,ore hpmrt.
slow down"
And ihn the amazing truth dawncd ur.
on tu'shnw ini hc walked N. f,N N
the way IN the home plate. white the
huRc crowd went into another ftcnpy m
madness at this unexpected eleventh In
ming victory
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1916-05-15
MISSOURI GIRLS IN
TRACK MEET TODAY

COLUMBIA. Mo May ij-Th" 'cconi
annual truck and field meet ~ he Mis-
.nuu Junior College Association for
Women i- being held here today and
much rivalry is manifested by the df-
f"font schools represented Eleven eve u
are on ilc program. most of which are
similar 10 thoF. In which men ~ Mis-
Hnur colleges take part Seven girls coll
i"r's ~ the state are cliclhlc and II u
uii nll NJ them are represented
In nddit on Ia the regular events. rins
,hnotlng and swimming meet are added
attractions and much intpr,N is being
shown To- ihcs" Two event. Tho swim
ming meet viii be held In the nalitoHium
~ stephens college
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1916-05-15

ru'uir patch down ln Gfandoid Truppc
'N' Federal league was planning nn in-
,r.on ~ New YORK. the phlues were
being iushod ana spoo'rd as p,uuiut
ronf'nd"rs. Hans Wagner was said 2"
D. ON the point of h.iuc honchcd Tn
Giants were expected 'o start from ih,
lotion for The toy lt any moment
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1916-05-15

NUWUHFy TNUTN8' TIT'- W TTIhII'"W-
li't driv W, HCrii., hiis. Suaup. Payne,
ter iu 20 irninC-. bases on balls on
Masters g.. OF Williams g. or Haas &.
struck out. hv Haag 10. double p',Sb,
Srlpp to Payne. Mastors 10 M,Mahar To-
Palmer Syuek 80 McNnhan Time. one
'hOuI forty five minutes Umpire. MyrlH
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1916-05-15
PITCHER KIRBY INJURED
SERIOUSLY; SENT HOME

LITTLE ROCK. kfk MAY 10 -Ae.
cofding 20 Sord from President y. !.
All-n Who Is with his Little Rock South
"fn league club nj birmingham. Pitcher
inrue Kirby former ~ Louis Federal
who has been used also ~ an out'i,lder.
wa badly hurt at Birmingham Satur-
day that he hRs been sent home TO Elsie.
Mich He cnllii-d with Clarke IN cover
ing play at frs, base but finished
pitching the gam.
PITCHER Ri f"String') Powell. Who
hhs been suspended because n broken
ankle. wss ordered 10 report
IN" cuhs outhit the Giants u 10 ..
lttIf lfaf Ilg safu. 4 IA <
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Chapter our

From tho third Toe vr sryrod neither
topped nor sliced Hr varied lh, mon,,.
"n, % 'fI1r D., hudNur one into q ir.p
trHr where b" unpI,d away until uIt
0 BLACK got 20 hot 20 handle Playing
perfectly after %, had gotten out hr
Hould have had plr ior fhis ho'r II Oh.
per hai been n n.tcld ~ T.
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1916-05-15

Mr. seybold rr1ly went out In 81.
Ne wanted 20 stay out but he was block.
inQ me course and 80 he had TO start In.
When he finally GOT an on the sgh-
tcen,h hole, giving him i4} FOR the round
his soul vas bleeding ms nervous sys.
TEN was torn In several t~ains. his whole
week had been spoiled and he was sor.
ON esisten'e, Including the hereafter. ~
rai come out 20 g1mbol on the green and
iai spent nearly three hours under.
ground ioustlng In the sand
horace Seybod, as We sad above, was
Tired Business Man No wonder
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1916-05-15

Johnny Coulon. the q, bantam cham.
rion advises all BOXERS IN h.vs their
teeth attended tn carefully E,ldsn,ly
the big idea W ,ha, when scrapper
ses out ~ the pork and" GLASS he
should he prepared to mss,lc.,e real
slrioin.
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1916-05-15

Having rested since SATURDAY,. the
cleveland Indians. vino W.tr picked TO
finish seventh In the American league.
are now ready 30 proceed with another
winning streak They were defeated
twice by the Red So, last week but
came back with win over the R'i
SoS Friday and another over the Yanks
SATURDAY
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1916-05-15

Those resky Giants certainly are prov
ns thutn In the sides ~ the National
'nsue western rluhs. so TAT They took
'out IN tuv from Pittsburgh. and sun
day opened Nv with victory over
hltasa
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1916-05-15

Niehpu has been winning lot "
sames iur philadelphia THE spfins NJ
Won another SUNDAY. his sinsl' IN the
,enth scnfing ilanrmn. with th, run
that best Cincinnati
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1916-05-15

Charley s0w"rs spent fourteen years
enc o. fortune In attempting To give
Cleveland winner The year he steps
down and out ihe club huzEcs from
seventh place 90 the top In less than a
month
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1916-05-15

The Daily Oklahomln team is leading
the Commercial league with two games
won and none lost
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1916-05-15

C. = s. n W. had our pick o' any
one outtcldcr iu baseball II would nc
tough selection between cobb Vcach
aud Heilmsn or Crawford of the Tigrrs
ur Burns. kDuu and Robertson of tho
Giants
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1916-05-15
wrSrruN lr,o,r STANDING.

INSULTS YESTERDAY Al rop.ks 9.
Wirhits A. s, Joseph 8 Denver oth,f
rHurs rain
CAVES TODAY .non,er ~ nss Mninss
W Joseph ht Hious ylt, rnptk2 al lin.
colin Wichita A. pmaha
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Di a mn O md
Gill MT

lloora,' Were on, ot The cellar asain
sherman and rars dropped below The
senator's ies'"'d'f. loslns. white Snapps
men weis handing licking 10 liclnir
gpn Mangs crew
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1916-05-15
,urmc,> ASSOCIATION STANDING
RrstIts NEsrlUDN A. Nlwsuhe,
I ioms,uls 2 All other fpmr. rain

I,Nis tnnN columbus W ~ Paul
Toledo ai Minneapolis indianapolis at kan.
aas Jity Louisville OF Milwaukee
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1916-05-15

Kansas city ls ruinR 10 abolish dec
sion bouts because hlsh class boxer. fc
fuse ~ bo, for decisions
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1916-05-15
Observation-Disclosures
Baseball
Calendar
OBSERVATION-DISCLOSURES
wrsrrRN ASSOCIATION STANDING.
nLslIIs NEsIinnM-At

WTNI TTN NFNTTNTNN-AT UEIaHomn
CITY ! Muskugrr. A. Deui-un. 10.
sherman A. FORT Smith. ~. PAti.
o. Al Tulsa NJ Alesi'r. rain
UANIs fobAt-Mu'toscs st Oklahoma
'tN MrAirstef al Tuira Parts at Fort
smith sherman a. p'nison
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1916-05-15

NrSirs YESTERDAY so game.
hrdultd
GAMES TO-DAY chicago a. uo-,nu ~
iuuis ~ Philadelphia Detroit ~ wash.
Wui1u Cleveland " New Notk
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rINAs ln,Uus STANDING.
nIsIIts NIsIrnnAN N

INSULTS Ni.srrRpAN nsiiss 4
tnfi Nutih A. San An,onln q Houston
A. Naru itHi shreveport "a A. nsau.
mont 10 nalNssion ~ twelve inninsn
GAMES TO-DAY nalias At Galveston
Iut, Mutlh ~ Houston Shreveport at San
Anirric Wscc =, heaumon,
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1916-05-15
AMERICAN Ln,Ur, sr,Npr>G.

CANES tOpN nrookNn ht st ioui,
New work ~ chicago Philadelphia Ht Gin.
iuuau. Nrstun at rittsbufgh
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1916-05-15
Nsrio>u LEAGUE sr,>pr>G

RESULTS Nk-TERDAN At 81 I.oui.
Ntuokhn A. Cincinnati q Philadelphia
usn inninssi A, chicago =, N<~ York :.
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1916-05-15

while the 5000 crowd stood spell. bound
the ball rested 'ur sr. ond ou the top
~ tho wn'l AMI then rolled out into the
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1916-07-14

founo In IL per cent. And 50 per
cent had decayed teeth or infected
gums.
On this showing-and the test,
ing was done b. competent medical
men--instruction in the principles
of right living Is an absolutely in
dispensable part OF industrial ny
giene.
would therefore suggest that en-
ployers-especially those employing
large numbers OF men-take II upon
themselves 20 see that their EN-
ployes receive such instruction.
There are plenty OF bright young
physicians whose services could be
secured, at an almost nominal fee,
10 give workshop. store, and ONCE
lectures once or twice a week.
These lectures should consist oil
hour talks. telling in simple Ian
guage the fundamental principles o'
personal hygiene.
The outlay 10 the employers would
be comparatively Insignificant. But
II all employers would adopt some
such lecture plan. the resultant pro
ht-to the employers. TO the employ
, ed. and to the nation-would be III
calculably great.
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1916-07-14
Swallowing the Progressives

A third political party. which
was aggressive and formidable four
wears ago. has Just completed an
other stage OF It's transcription by
the parent stalk The membership
Of the republican national cam
paign committee makes thoughtful
reading. That committee numbers
II. Six are progressives.
This mountaineering list OF
names Is full of signs and tokens.
To begin with, both w. Murray
Crane and Boies Penrose are con
spicuously absent. They can afford
70 be. They did their work before
they took their departure from the
scene. The progressives have no
place on the republican ticket, they
have no plank in the republican
platform, and In the new-formed
national campaign committee they
are in a safe minority. Never did
vanquished party receive leaner
terms
Another portent IL the absence
OF Frank II. Hitchcock from the
committee, for a reason the reverse
OF that which solaces the retire
ment OF Messrs. Crane and Penrose
Mr.. Hitchcock Is not inexperienced
in managing campaigns. having
managed Mr.. Taft's in 1908. and at
the Chicago convention last month
he was the "only original Hughes
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1916-07-14
Pointed Paragraphs

All the fun seems TO have been
sterilized out OF virtue.
One can't always measure a good
time by what II COST.
When a man dies who owes
money 10 everybody he has many
mourners AT his funeral.
Meanwhile the village blacksmith
isn't worrying over the high cost OF
gasoline.
One old bachelor can keep 100
women guessing who is going TO
marry him.
A high.clsss automobile develops
into a wheelbarrow when the tax as.
SCISSOR calls.
A man has a lot more temptations
than woman. because he knows
just where to look for them.
It's a pity some OF those great
surgeons can't graft prima donna's
voice on an ordinary mule.
Every time a girl is introduced TO
an eligible young man a fresh crop
OF hope springs up in her heart.
Fine feathers may not make fine
birds, but they often attract atten-
ton 70 birds that might otherwise
never be noticed.