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The Red Cloud chief., 1916-06-29
Stood Up for His Mother.

ing neighbour and sat watching her
make cake. As she put In the In
gradients he kept asking. "Whnts
thati" Finally he asked her what
kind of cake she was making and the
lady replied:
IAN angel cake. Don't your mamma
ever make angel cakcW
He studied for little time anu
then, In II tone of assurance that his
mamma could not be outdone by any
one, replied:
"No, she Just makes the Lords
cake"
The Red Cloud chief., 1916-06-29
Silent, but Eloquent.

Otto II. Kahn. who has given his
estate In England as n home for blind
soldiers, was talking about the horrors
Of war.
''The other day. he said, "two men
on Hobokcn pier saw n huge cargo
Of wooden legs being loaded on n
steamer for shipment to Europe.
"'Those wooden legs said the first
man, 'nrc mighty eloquent argu-
mcnt against war, are they notT
eyes, the other man agreed ;
they're what you might Gull stump
speeches"
The Red Cloud chief., 1916-06-29
From Our New Dictionary.

Cipher-SOmething one can always
get for nothing.
MISUNDERSTANDING it's bliss. and
sometimes 1t blisters.
ClOve--A scent frequently used to
disguise the breath OF suspicion.
Egg-Something Il hen lays simply
because she can't stand II on end.
COmprOmise-An agreement by
which two parties get what they
don't want.-IndianapOlis Star.
The Red Cloud chief., 1916-06-29
Blucbirds for the Nursery.

Now the charming and symbOlical
blucbrd t!utters In still another place
so many alighting spots has the
bluebird found within the past twelve
months! He skins joyously over the
brushes and mirrors of the chlldren's
toilet table these days and very charm
Ing are the white ivory-finish belong
ings with decoration Of bluebirds In
various sizes.
The Red Cloud chief., 1916-06-29
HEAL YOUR SKIN TROUBLES
With cutieura, tho Quick. Sure and
Easy Way. Trial Free

Bathe with Cuticura Soap, dry and
apply the Ointment. They stop itch
ing instantly. clear away pimples.
blackheads, redness and roughness, re-
move dandruff and scalp irritation.
heal red, rough and sore hands as
we'll as most b..by skin troubles.
Free sample each by mail with Book.
Address postcard, Cuticura, Dept. l..
Boston. Sold everywhere.-Adv.
The Red Cloud chief., 1916-06-29
Government Safety First" Special.

Lincoln, Neb.-The United States
government Safety First Special"
which started from Washington, d. G.
May ! for tour through the states,
will reach Nebraska some time in the
middle of August, The treasury, war
and navy departments, department of
interior, department of agriculture.
interstate commerce commission and
the American Red Cross society are
represented on the train. The object
OF the trip is to show the people the
methods adopted by the government
TO further personal safety.
The Red Cloud chief., 1916-06-29
Mesicans Fired First Shot.

San Antonio, TeX.-MeXican troops
fired the first shot on the troopers OF
the Tenth United States cavalry ut
forces. fearing an ambush, had ad.
vanced in battle formation, according
TO a letter written on the day Of the
fight and forwarded to General Funs
ton by General Pershing.
The Red Cloud chief., 1916-06-29
Alhumen In Wheat.

Professor Dawley says that chemical
analysis Of different grains shows
wheat to contain n larger amount Of
albumcn than any other grain. There
fore II Is the grain to make the base
for egg producing food.
The Red Cloud chief., 1916-06-29
Woodwork.

rs 1t your intention to offer your
enemy an olive branchT
, "I'm not sure" replied Senator SOr-
ghum. "We'll try out the olive branch
proposition but We'll fix the thing so
It can be turned into an AK handle"
The Red Cloud chief., 1916-06-29
Food Riots In Amster dan.

Amsterdam.-A riot attending the
municipal distribution OF potatoes in
the market quarter here ended only
when the police charged the crowd
clearing the section. Several of the
carts in which supplies were being
hauled were upset.
The Red Cloud chief., 1916-06-29
Modest Girl.

He-And what do you want for your
birthday?
She-Itenlly, 1 don't want anything.
But | know you'll buy me something
terribly nice and expensive and new.
you're such II dear, reckless boy
Princeton Tiger.
The Red Cloud chief., 1916-06-29
Called.

"My country calls mew exclaimed
the emotional patriot.
at shouldn't have been necessary to
call II you have any useful service to
perform. You ought to have been ON
the lob"
The Red Cloud chief., 1916-06-29
Eoruot Them,

"What became OF that candidate
for your sisters hand?"
'He won out. And say!"
"WelI?"
Gle hasn't redeemed any OF his nu-
merous pledges. KANSAS City Jour
nal.
The Red Cloud chief., 1916-06-29

Madrid, Spain.-The Spanish Press
association has received a cablegram
sent on behalf Of the Spanish colony
in Mexico City, urging King Alfonso
TO take action to prevent war between
the United States and Mexico.
The Red Cloud chief., 1916-06-29
Bloodless Battle.

"a soldier home from the wars, you
say2"
"rhat's the man."
"IIas he been fighting In EuropeT
"Dear me, no! Fighting ir Europe
is the widest folly. He's been lead
ing Il vice squad I'm distant city"
The Red Cloud chief., 1916-06-29
immune.

"Bill Simmons says he lived In Cali
fornia for years and the earthquakes
didn't worry him in the least"
Nothing strange about that. BIZ
used to ride a motorcycle"
The Red Cloud chief., 1916-06-29
The Proper Place.

"Janet's young man Is an aviator"
"Then why don't she entertain him
In the sky parlOrT
The Red Cloud chief., 1916-06-29

"They say that lightning never
strikes twice In the same place"
"Well, It doesn't need to-"
The Red Cloud chief., 1916-06-29
If YOU on ANY FRIEND

Suffer with Rheumatism or Neuritis, acute or
chronic, write for my FREE Boo X on Rheuma-
tism--Its Cause and Cure. Most wOnderful book
ever written, it's absolutely FREE. Jesse A.
Case, Dept. q. W., Brockton, Mass.-Adv.
The Red Cloud chief., 1916-06-29

II you dislike the rules of the game,
go start Il game of your own.
The Red Cloud chief., 1916-06-29

Fish abound In the Everglades.
The Red Cloud chief., 1916-06-29
FOR Acute ACHES OF The FEEL

Sprinkle one or two Aliens Foot Ease powders
In the Foot Bath and soak and rub the feet. II
takes the sting out Of Corns and Bunions ana
sinartinR, aching feet. Then for lasting comfort,
shake Aliens Foot Ease into your shoes. AL
dealers sell II, 25c. Sample package FREE.
Address, Allen $. oln,stcd, lie Roy, N. y.
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Political Announcements


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action 90 ths pcmccratic pfimafica
fhe Cniier a authorized 90 anuouncc
PRANK 81. ROBINSON. az a candidate
fcr sheriff subject Do TIE aetinn 81
voters in ihv ncmocfatlc primaries u
nnNf fnIt
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roR SCHOOL TRUSTEE

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election as aehnp' trustee ir iho rice
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rUN sTArE oif VNNAN
~ au rtfFona Interested in tAr ~.
tato of Pred o. Fuff de0saerd Airs
Mahcl ENn Admniumuis of the
estate ef said irei b. EiNff decreased.
haH nici 81 iht County court 0f $50.
eees County hsf tanal Account 81 tny
enutlsINn 81 a4ia ESTATE. Wilton Wiz tt
beard hi oW cNaft un zoe thlrd MDnt
iaN in March, : o.. feit samo nss
.nF the goth dat vf Narth a. h
ialt at iho toWi iiNnHc ~ said Nn
erra County n iht rlit ~ catpaa
Christl TosaH. at which tmr Rna
pihsc 40 perH1na iniereaed ln sall
estate sre rvlYifrd tu apufar and ran
leai seia iinal account and application
H thc' sse proper
Witness Aus rrhHnHsr Nieit ~ mo
Counts Court uf Nncces CaantY Texas
GHsn under 10y haua hnh tho toHi
~ said CONT ni my office m Corpus
CHRISTI rsknH. nn thIa 600 ltth Aa1
30 Nth a. ~ 1879
Aur pehNneef rafh County court,
Nueors cenuiT Texas
in Tnns Copeland. Deputy
N. 40 a trur fopi , Qorify a o.
wright rutrff NurCcs county 'rhtnH
~ n NsafuuDd Deputy 1851
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FoR DISTRICT cLGRk.

The caller {. authorized Co announce
JtiiuS ppRFNf1Ein. lil.. 90 "a cans
iiitatc tQr tt+elecuon 60 tho office ~
District Cf,ft subject o. the actloa 90
voters "a tho Democratic primary
TIE tAitf ~ authorized Go annnanre
n = COOK az candidate far the ufnce
= District Ciork. subject GO the actian
W iho ncmoo.atiC Primaries tsssl
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Ftk hENI q nit-funin nauHrR four
ANA ntf-repm HOUSE ai ruion Depot
ti4sD $1,000 $40 na ans fleQ nef
month Ilte-r8 hnuef Marguerite.
$500 IHe rn0m h0nse i1th 1850.
FIVe.rp0m Iffh ard liuf1rd 1900
Three r1nm Nafrnsffe % 3Q rifaafd
a Preston. iloe D. ~ hfc rhaue $50
ts-nl
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MAKE AN OFFER

for hesg water Front i.oi on Shell
teach leins the Hicks ltome en
Npfla
sspoN HARRIS Austin. reSas.
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Norice of sHralrr's sAlr.

kiiE III W. fA NI.h HN.
pnunfY ~ Nurfoa
ny VIRTUE nf hu rlufiu Eeaow-
unl isa4si aAt 0f $3.50 lionofshi,
nitfrrf court M Neffra county.
on thr ilih dai ~ rebrmft a
10 isis ty tne rlerk thereof m
thr sasr 90 fifat state Hanh ~ Hats
tHwn Versus d g.. WhfHiHs Vs. ~
cmfAeon and d. i. rmFhAan 80 sde2
and r. no 81 Sheriff directed and Be-
ifercd ] uiti proceed 60 sn fpr cash
within DO hnura prescribed hY mw f4f
shrrffs sales on tho ffai Tursaay ln
ApfN a. ua 1876 q brne the tih
day ~ aid MONTH hffare fhc count
fiu1ae door ~ said NgerfH County. in
iho clff ~ Corpus rhrnfi ihs ialiuninG
dcarflhr3 properly to Nli Ifina part
af Hhsrf go ~ iho celnns feifnniiii
Ranch. hriur aiioitaf ~ Lizzie SINGER
ana nherifrd ~ said fTgir Singer ur
der me iast wiu nnd Testament ~ Sire
Anna railNH d.es4Hed ht fnuf deed.
dated 5uns Tfh 1873 conveyed ia us
ila1f afrss VOL 81. rsFr u tbf fnd
fTasT arfet VOL N paet if-ts. 1u
s11ti afffa Vol ff. page b an
aflfi aersa NA AZ. iaas if-tsl Said
tracts heFlnnInr si pasf "a" iH SASS
"a petrunia Tesk being y vi rerurf
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SCHOOLS aNo COLLECTS

WANTED MEN To LEARN THE
NA@HEK TRADE Few weeks com
rlcffr Artual cHpsrlrnco. careful in.
frurunna. q method that has placed
thousands in anni Positions can wr
help sou Wrto MpLER BARRIER
Estahiishfd lssa San An
tnnIn. Tc,na. ts0sl
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lNH SALE-At tafsaln. f.S.lnlnk
heuse fuh ~ raontfs reo1 laeston.
Address uex ss1 cahsr oflee 81;
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10000 PEOPLE COMING

iHet up Some of these snapa a.w
$500 room m.dcrn huusc Ea.t
'FRONT.' corner onc Iiura unm pltr+
mont and car Nnc Elst pf stapl,
worth $4,000 tho best bargain offered
iu City
f-seo N.ion Homo. solm WuU
worth Sf10e
5000 Modrrn z room house Nurth
liif near liish school worth $4,000
$3.50 lnt au TImnn Avenue
$3.50 iut East irHni Gu Third strcrt
$500 Lots uu Leopard street. south
froata
FOR ItNT
Furnished and lnMrnIahod COTTAGES
FOUGERoN s CHAPMAN
t-Q lhararrm ST. lAonr GtC
lcgN
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FoR ngNr ifrosn r.omiae hoo.s
VIII ~ Without hfnHurc MODERN.
Several suites 20 t,sanss permanent,
n,cupled sst tsuetaio Also neht.
1ousfsccrlnS Fuoms at tlf naitalo
t'hone $50 tSsN
f'N Rt'NT tuwritftN furnished
fNr snom huurauw Apply to Mn
Nottiich PCS ruio Nifo street rhon,
sac tsffl
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FOR EENT Three and rFc room
house aufufnishet Amos 'sasf
Phone es7 SO
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CifEAp OFFICE rooms fof rent flM
peupies street eau az the Seaside
Hotel fsftl
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Business Chances

WANTED Farther t0 hcip finance a
Valuable farming lmpicmfnL Aiirem
lios 7ot caller once 5000
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FnH unNr remtietrw furnished
four room apartment with telephone
ems ana 40 afhrr modern convtnicncre
ArpIy az uf TnirF street 80 phone
ffr tsIff
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roH EXCHANGE Ciear Arkansas
forms iesHo Land Cnmran,. Leslie
Art tta
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Livestock
Help Wanted Male

MESSENGERS WANTED Western
linton needs t~o good messenger bcyr
that ean rcsd ana Sritc and that wish
o. learn a. telegraph while they are
WORKING.
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For Rem,

.-.-........
lfhrd modern BUNGALOW. ah cont rn
icnycs BE- minute ear seryicr. sitop
month. rhone D. g. Moore $50
-
Mcsqu.i. street 40 ric.h farr.shsa
roaass ressonshlo rates a. wset 90
month. rhonc ss1 Mf More REGAIN
$500
ron lfrNr ono room sgr,ii. fer
Wrht hanschernlnr ~ men huaft and
raen 1913 a nroadnat $50
OWENS hpAWTMrNrs rhr rent
n,lnr room aitrhonr,te ara baib r,
try modrrn conrrnioura Iamtot service
Inquire s0a Charafrii phunr 81
FpE RFNT ono ute room house
aid modern CONVENIENCE rhuns MA
-.------------- ---------, -. -
FOS ltr4NT Nlcriy furnished room
frr rent Close iu with ga couYeu
iencea Apply an la Mesquite Sirrft
tisol
The copper era and Morenci leader., 1916-04-28
BODY OF DROWNED COWBOY FOUND
 IN RIVER 's...
Discovery of Corpse Made Almost Mile Below Point Rider Entered Stream t-

At 1O:3O o'clock yesterday morn ing searchers found the body of the cowboy who rode into the Salt river at Horse Shoe Bend, Wednesday afternoon, and was drowned. The corpse proved to be that of Jesse Markham, young man who had been raised near Globe and had spent the greater part of his life in the nor thern end of the county.
 The body was discovered by par ty of cowboys employed on the Hicks ranch. It was lodged on a sandbar in the middle of the river, nearly mile below the point where the unfor- tunate rider attempted to cross While the members of the party were debating the best method of securing the corpse, Under Sheriff Gene Shute, Deputy Sheriff Wilson and George Armer arrived on the scene.
 Disrobing, Shute entered the river and swan to the bar. Armer secured two long ropes and after tying them together threw one end to Shute, who fastened it to the body. In this man. i ner the remains of the latest victim of the treacherous stream were re- covered.
 The cowboy was found to be fully dressed. In addition to his outside chaps, the drowned man was further encountered by heavy boots and spurs Long gauntlet gloves were still in place, proving conclusively that the mans struggles had not continued long, else he would have attempted to discard part of the paraphernalia which was dragging him to his death.
 The mans forehead was badly bat tered in from contact with the big boulders in the stream. The body of the horse could not be found anywhere, and it is believed that the animal eventually escaped.
 i The remains were brought to the city last night by the officers in the county automobile. Edna Childress, niece living in Payson, was notified by Sheriff Haynes and is expected to arrive soon to take charge of the fu- neral arrangements. It is said that the deceased has three brothers and two sisters, but their residence is un- known
 With his mother, Jesse Markham came to Globe about 26 years ago from New Mexico. After a short residence here, the mother was mar ried to James Murray of Wheatfields, where Mir Murray still lives, the mother having died some years ago.
 Markham had been employed for the past year by George Armer. The dead man had also worked for a num- Der of other cattle outfits in that vii cinity and was well acquainted with the entire country. The only eXpla- nation that can be offered for his rid ing into the river fully dressed is the presence of tracks which lead in to the water at this point.
 As it was late in the afternoon when the tragedy occurred, it is be- lieved that the cowboy saw the Hicks camp on the opposite bank and de- cided to spend the night there. See ing countless tracks leading into the water where the stock had been in the habit of drinking, it is believed that he supposed that the ford was per fectly safe and placed reliance in his mounts ability to swim the river if necessary, and so neglected to take the precaution of removing his heavy chaps and boots.
The copper era and Morenci leader., 1916-04-28
VILLISTA RAIDERS TO
 DIE ON GALLONS

DEMING, April 25.-The seven Vil- listas, captured after the Columbus raid, were convicted of first degree murder and sentenced to death yester- day
 The date of the execution was set for May 19. They were taken to the Santa Fe penitentiary. They declared they did not know where they were going at the time of the raid and that they were compelled to accompany Villas band.
 Those condemned to death were Jose Ranget, Juan Sanchez, Eusebio Renteria, Taurino Garcia, Jose Rod riguez, Francisco Alvarez and Juan Castillo.
The copper era and Morenci leader., 1916-04-28
WOMAN KILLED As TRAIN STRIKES
  F. AUTO @
Motor Car Stalls on Kendall Crossing Five Miles East of Phoenix and Mrs. Grey Butler of Tempe Killed in Crash. -~---. -

Hurled one hundred feet along the Arizona Eastern track at Kendall sid- ing, when the car in which she had, been riding was struck by the Mar icopa train at TAO last night, Mrs.. Grey Butler of 612 Maple Ave, Tempe sustained injuries from which she died before she could be brought to la hospital here. fi14s
 Mrs Harry Jones, driver of the car sustained a broken hip and three year old Madge, daughter of Mrs Butler, a fractured skull. Grey But Ter and Harry Jones, in second car, hundred yards back of the stalled machine, witnessed the tragedy in all it's frightful details.
 Two happy families, returning from supper party at the Jones residence, south of Kendall siding, were plunged into unutterable grief last evening, when the car, in which the women and the little girl were riding, was | demolished by the train moving swiftly, in spite of every effort on. the part of engineer, Arthur DiehI to- bring it to a stop.
 Diehl saw the car, on the crossing. when he was 250 feet away. He saw Mrs. Butler jump from the machine. and snatch her baby from the seat He realized the car was stalled and
 instantly applied the air. He re- versed the engine. So quickly was the speed of the train checked, the passengers were hurled from their seats. Governor Hunt was among those on the train, and he was thrown into the aisle. The train struck the car and, pitched it. mass of almost unrecog- water on the north side of the track. 1 The body of Mrs. Butler was carried hundred feet by the engine, and the last coach had just passed the cross ing, when the train was brought to complete stop.
 l Members of the train crew and the two men brought the injured to the train which was backed at high. speed to Phoenix, where the ambu- lance of More and Mcclellan had been summoned by telephone. Mrs.. Butler died before being taken from the train. Mrs. Jones and the little girl were rushed to the Sisters Hos pital, where operations were per
 formed that will probably insure their recovery.
The copper era and Morenci leader., 1916-04-28
Economy,

First Teamster-Your 'oss is losing 'arf s corn from is feed bag. Why don't yer get that ole mended?
 Second Ditto-The old nag's doin' ,er little bit in economizin' Wot she loses now I picks up, an it goes to- ward Ter next feed, dyer see?-Pass- ing Show.
The copper era and Morenci leader., 1916-04-28
Local Atmosphere.

Now, this old windmill" said the traveller, q suppose this dates back several centuries in Hollands his tory"
 '"No," said the native, i've put that up a couple of years ago. The tour tsts seemed to expect it."
The copper era and Morenci leader., 1916-04-28
The Reason.

Teacher-Willie, you have the clean est hands in the class Tell the other children how you do 1t.
 Willie (shamefacedly)-Aw me mudder makes me wash ther break fast dishes.
The copper era and Morenci leader., 1916-04-28
Warnlnd.
Sure of His Salary.

Yes, I'm press agent for popular star"
 Better get into something where you will be sure of salary. The public doesn't believe word of that stun you write about the talents of your star"
 Don't worry about my salary. She believes it."
The copper era and Morenci leader., 1916-04-28
Properly Expressed.

Write it leg, young man, write 1t leg" thundered the editor. No prud- cry goes on this paper. You say this movie actress fell through a tree. breaking a limb"
 Well, she broke a limb. The tree got the damage. She wasn't hurt"
The copper era and Morenci leader., 1916-04-28
Rather Personal.

Reggy-I saw a very-aw-peculiah thing in a show window the othah day, doncher know. It was an-aw ankle corset foh the-aw-support of weak ankles.
 Peggy-It's too bad some genius doesn't invent brain corset for the support of weak brains.
The copper era and Morenci leader., 1916-04-28
Consolation.

Nervous Passenger oh, my. Isn't the train going at a fearful rate?
 Old Lady Gin the rear)-Yes, in deed. My boy Jimmie is engineer on this train, and he certainly can make her spin when he gets a drop too much in him.-Penr State Froth.
The copper era and Morenci leader., 1916-04-28
Nice Remedy.

Nervous Neighbor-In the name of heaven, Frau Bormann, how can you give>your little son such a noisemaker as that trumpet?
 The Lady-Oh, only let him have 1t when he cries, to make him keep still. - Meggendorfer Blaetter (Mu- nich).
The copper era and Morenci leader., 1916-04-28
Comparisons.

When I was your age" said the re. Droachful father, q worked hard and saved my money"
 Well" replied the irreverent youth "that was because you didn't have a family whose mode of life led you intc frivolous associations"
The copper era and Morenci leader., 1916-04-28
MusIcaI Measurement.

Waldo, I wish you would put that fifth nocturne on the pianola."
 Flight in the morning is trifle early for music, my dear"
 'T know. But the length of time it takes to play is just right for boiling an egg" .t
The copper era and Morenci leader., 1916-04-28
Sad Sight.

Sad Sight. American Contractor-These pyra- mids have been here for some time. haven't they?
 Egyptian Guide - Thousands of years, sir. jet all that material go to waste. Why, there's enough for the foundation of a whole city of houses; and practical ly all ready.-Judge.
The copper era and Morenci leader., 1916-04-28
A Job Lot.

"I should have given him a lock of my hair when he asked for it."
 Why so, girlie?"
 When I refused, he bribed my lit tie brother, and that pestiferous brat supplied him with an assortment of switches, rats and puffs''
The copper era and Morenci leader., 1916-04-28
A Hot One.

Miss Antique-What was the great est fairy story you ever heard?
 Miss Caustique-The time you told me you had eight proposals of mar riage in one season.