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inebrlate's Dignity.

"Thero was old Judge Ramsbottom.'
stated the landlord of tho petunia tnv
ern. "lho drunken he got tho MOI
dignilicI he became One day he wa
lonning against the sign post out mere
the picture OF dignity and lit up Ike
lighthouse. In trying to turn around
no tripp"d himself. fell on tho walk
and rolled under motor car. Instead
of Hcrnmblns out he stayed under
there aud slid all around on his back
In tho mud, carefully examining the
undor Side OF tho machine. Then no
crawIod forth, arose and graycly 70
marked All understand II all now.
and wabblod of down the street. per
fectly satisfied that no had fooled the
innocent byBtanders completely
Kansas city Star.
The aegis & intelligencer. [volume] (Bel Air, Md.) 1864-1923, 1916-04-07
THE BUDGET SYSTEM.

During the recent past we have heard
80 much about the budget system" in
virtue of which n systematic accounting
for all disbursements il to follow n
previous classification of receipts, with
resulting Economy and efficiency" we
deem it well to let the average politi,
clan know that this high standard of
financing was practiced by II Hartford
lady long before it became popular
slogan for the state.
A wellknown housewife laid great
stress upon her revenue derived from
butter and eggs. and kept the two nc
counts rigldly separate and distinct
On one occasion the local huckster stop
ped and bought her eggs, butt settling,
the correct change could not be given
'Nc"pt by taking it from her butter
money. The farmers wife WAS 80 OPP
posed to mixing up" her funds that
thr finally decided to lose the sale Of
her eggs rather than do sol Was her
efficiency equal to her economy?
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BROUGHT TO LIFE BY LIGHT
Poppy Seeds, Twenty Centuries Old,
sprang Into Brilliant Bloom
When Uncovered.

Some years ago there was seen In a
silver mine OF IAurIum curious In.
stance Of the resuscitating power of
light after many years The silver
mines of Laurium were abandoned
more than 1000 years ago M unwork-
able. and were filled for the most part
with the Stag from the workings Of the
miners
It was discovered however, that this
Stag contained plenty OF silver. which
could easily be rendered available by
up.tod date appliances Accordingly II
was removed to the.furnace and. when
next the mine was visited u wonderful
transformation was found TO have la
ken place, Instead Of heap OF rub,
bsh the mine had become gorgeous
flower garden The entire space was
covered with brilliant show of pop.
pies. This Drofuse vegetable life. It Is
asserted, belonged to tho age In which
the mines were worked. Twenty cen.
turtles old, therefore, were those poppy
seeds; yet, when the removal OF the
Stag allowed the light TO fall upon
them. they sprang into llfo and bloom
under It's influence.
The aegis & intelligencer. [volume] (Bel Air, Md.) 1864-1923, 1916-04-07
THE HOLSTEIN BREEDERS
CHANCE.

At the annual meeting of the Hol
stein Friesian breeders Club of Mary.
land held at the Emerson Hotel, Balti.
more. on December End, 1915, the club
decided to give prizes amounting t.
800 to owners of pure bred llolsteins
in Maryland for the best seven day
butter fat record made between Dec
tmher End, 1915. and November 18th,
1916 Only owners who have never
done any testing before may compete
for the prizes.
The prize money is to be awarded as
follows:
$50 to be given best record
J. $25 to be given second prize record
Sl5 to be given third prize record
$40 to be given fourth prize record
In addition to this, MIR. John M
Dennis. of Lutherville, Maryland. has
| offered II prize of. $50 to any one owning
pure bred Holstein cows in Maryland.
whose cow will produce over % pounds
If butter fat in seven days.
All these tests will be made under the
same rules that apply to the Advanced
Register work of the American Hol.
stein Friesian Breeders Association.
Any one desiring further information.
kindly write,
G. II. HlRRERp.
Luthervlle. Md. Secretary.
The aegis & intelligencer. [volume] (Bel Air, Md.) 1864-1923, 1916-04-07
BEWARE THE POPULAR MAN
Good Fellow" Makes the Worst Kind
Of Husband. According to
Sophisticated Widow.

sophisticated widow. airing her
Views in II New York paper declares
that the good fellow the cluhnble man.
makes the very worst kind of husband
Tho type Of man who is loved by men.
chiefly for his genial faults, Ia a terror
to live with, ays this lady. who 10
credited with considerable experience.
Such man In quito incapable OF
selfstudy and of olfcriticlsm; he
knows the men like him and no can't
think why his wife doesn't The man
who liz popular with men. says this
lady. never gets on. either in business
or anything olHe. He takes pride In
being II good apcnder and he cultivates
the art III generously spending. to tho
detrlmcnt Of tho art Of making. The
wife OF such man IL forever anxious
about financial matters, usually neg
locted, invariably unhappy And tho
mon are always no sorry for him, be
ing tied to such fussy wife.
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Tho Schedule Crank,

Tho man who In living this life on
schedule time deserves to DO an object
OF pity | know of one creature who
Ia No precise In his appointments tina,
ho Ia actually living n month In nd
vance of himself. You Rny to hin
"Whatchorg0nado tomorrer NJ
Bill2' and hen consult his little We.
pocket engagement book and irrOIm
you that he IN iillcd up as far An next
"Wednesday at 10 y. m. tmeaning on
KaBemonts, OF courHol. Then you say.
Il wanted you to lunch with mo to-
morrow mt tweiye." Let mo soe,"
says he, 81 have II tlftoen,mlnute can
celed engagement at that time, 80 ~
accept your invitation; meanwhile
you'll excuse me. dear boy. for have
a directors meeting on at 4:23. and
leave for G0plunk. N. j.. Mt b:4s. but
I'll be on hand at twelve shnrpl" And
he records II in his book. This schod
ule crank has everything praarranged
except his funeral. and II ho happens
to have n previous engagement. m
wager he'll disappolnt tho mourners
by poHiponlng thatl-"Zlm." In Car
to0nB Magazine.
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Quit Sin Or Campaign.

Sundays hardest raps SO far at the
worldllness Of Baltimore came when
he was calling for trail-hitters In the
afternoon. His audience Of 5000 peo
pie consisted for the most part OF
women. and these fairly gasped when
he threw his verbal hooks into the
Monumental City. declared that its
church members had better either cast
out the sins that were holding them
away from true lives Of Christianity or
else quit"
EFF tho church Of God isn't willing TO
take It's stand for the things that are
right, wen Just about have to quit
and be done with this campaign" he
said with bitterness. I'm not going
to stand here and wear myself out
pleading with you. I'm not going to
nag you, not going to bog you. II
were you. I'd either get right with
God or quit; that's all.
"There's something wrong with Hal
tlmore somewhere. Preachers tell me
they've never been In city where the
church was 10 tangled up with the
things OF the world; that they have
such hard time here thay often try
TO get transferred to other charges.
Either get right with God or let's quit.
! want to know what you're going To
do. II you're not willing to purify the
church, to cast out those things that
are worldly and that are holding the
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from rice noinG cooked IN sucn n way
as to preserve each grain firm and dis
tinct The rice IL unpublished, and, in
the cooking. takes on gelatinous
coat. Sometimes. II In boiled in NUT.
ton fat, rich. smooth. inviting dish,
Sometimes bits of roast mutton are
mingled with II. when 1t becomes q
meat pudding of delicious flavor. II
IL cooked with small currants and
pine nuts, fragrant and spicy. II 10
stuffed with dates and favored with
orange peel; but. whatever It's form,
1t is one of the treasured memories
OF q visit to the near East.
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made BY the famous mfidm n,mselr.

made by TIE famous infidm nimseIr
After ALL" he said. "Ingersoll was
nothing but a mouthful Of sweetened
wind and a painted echo. His doc
trins developed more jailbirds than
did any other influence of his time. I'D
rather be an old bag in a gutter than
a man of the mental brilllancy OF Bob
Ingersoll II had to have his doctrine.
Ingersoll said he did not know what
would become of him after death. He
knows now, for he has been dead
these many years"
Step From That Circle.
He led up to his trail-hitting invita-
ton. with Its reference to the ring, by
this:
when the rebels were lighting in
the war against Rome. when the En-.
peror sent his ambassador to demand
a surrender. the rebel leader said
We will give an answer at sunset
The ambassador drew q circle around
the rebel leader with the point of his
sword and said: III you do not inlme
diately step from that circle we will
take your answer to be No." and that
means war. war. warl'"
And Sunday concluded with:
ut was never easier to take the
stand for Christ. II you don't yield.
God have mercy on you!"
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No Wonder II Waa DIfferspt

"DO you notice anything different
about the mix this morning. dearY
asked "A young wife. why. yes, now
you mention IT," replied her lord and
master ''iiR m1re-more that is,
II lnRtGB quite sol" she cried.
with a triumphant ring In hor voice
"Our last milk was no thin that live
days ago | tried new mIlkmnn He
had such splendid milk George. that
| took In a supply for whole tort
night I've been wondering every
morning when you'd notice III"
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To Get On We'll With Othrra

In order to be satisfied even win
the best people We need to be con
tent with little and to bear n great
deal" says the wise FenolDn. lie
loving I0rbGaranco. Frequent silence
habitnal recollection. prayer, SELF do
tachmont, giving up all critical ten
doncina. faithfuneBB In putting aside
all the Idle imagInntlOhs Of u JEALOUS.
rastidIous self love. all those will go
far to maintain peace and union How
many troubles would be avoided by
this simplicity! Happy Ia no who
neither listens to himself nor to the
Idle talk Of others"
The aegis & intelligencer. [volume] (Bel Air, Md.) 1864-1923, 1916-04-07

No It ism hard to brighten up your
life II you try TO gee beauty In com
mouplaro things. There's very little
that couldn't seem beautiful. II you
pick out the best points and ignore the
digagrocable ones. There ism Il swamp
that hasn't some beautiful flowers
few Imprinted. weather stained barns
that haven't got . swallow or two
keeping house under tho caves. II you
open up the dulIost fray oyster you
may ini a pearl In 1t, and II you look
at a buazlng. biting mosquito In the
right kind Of light you will 500
what gauzy, chinony things It's wings
The aegis & intelligencer. [volume] (Bel Air, Md.) 1864-1923, 1916-04-07

The origin Of the white CATERS worn
by the Highland regiments Ia an inter.
esting story They are worn In mem
DRY OF some OF the trials that the regi-
m"nis underwent In the peninf ular
war. During the retreat OF the forces
under Sir John Moore Mt Coruna the
soldiers suffered great hardships. and
their boots became sadly worn. owing
To the rocky nature of tho ground on
the Portuguese coast The Highland.
crs thrreupon took the shirts from
their backs tore them into strips and
bound them round their feet for pro
lection Tho white spats or CATERS
were introduced as part OF the regular
Uniform in memory Of those trying
times
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Naval Emblema.

A basket slung from tho mainmast
head In II sailors sign to notify that
tho cargo has been loaded or dis.
charged, nv tho Caae may be, and
that tho ship liz ready to start on her
next trip A generally mysterious ON.
blem liz beaom dashed to n main.
mast or bridge railing This is to
signify that tho vessel Is for sale. 90
caslonally dark blue stripe may BIO
seen running fore and aft on vessel,
az matter of fact this Ia u sign Of
recent bereavement. lilus IL the sail.
or's mourning. and tho stripe OF this
color takes the place OF the black
margin or band used by tho lands.
map ~ u notification of death.
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SUNDAY SAYINGS

Away with the helllsh idea that the
preacher has to do Just 40 and 30 and
you can live lIko The devil
There's too much joining the church
and too little Joining Jesus Christ
The church doesn't need now members
half M much as she needs the old
bunch made over Whosoeyer, will
lot him come; whatsoever won't. lot
him 20 10 the devil
II your culture liz In the way OF be-
Ing n Christian 1t spells hell
II u double I.-hell
was offered $l75.000 TO pose for
the movies. but | refused | won't
commrrciaize religion
Some men remind mo OF the signs
In n butcher shop. Dressed pork.
pressed beef"
Any man can give nm excuse for
not being n Christian. but no man can
give Il reason.
The reason many Of you men have
not hit the trnIl is because you are not
men enough
You VIII need the rhlnrch Tor u
hiding plnce when the devil forrclOaes
The mortgage on your soul
Tn" saloon has no right 10 exist IT
hnG not u lrg 10 stand on
The stage Of today Is worse than in
the days of pagnnism.
A good moral show Is financial
loss To It's hackers An obscene show
puts The 3, X o. sign out every per.
Torrance.
think IT'S n shame to see a poor
old dame, with skirts above her sh""
tops and face covered with cosmetics.
trying to beat old Father Time.
A leg show makes III" most money,
especially the ones that hay" women.
who don't wear enough clothes to
make u tail for kite,
Religion In Baltimore IL loualng It's
grip. II has taken us flvo weeks to
rails" lrHs Than $50 1900 A priz"hrht
in New York took In 1l5l 900 In 40
minutes
The aegis & intelligencer. [volume] (Bel Air, Md.) 1864-1923, 1916-04-07

There are some dishes upon the
Turkish bill Of fare which the re.
turned WeBtcrner never wholly ceases
to regret. pilaff IL one. 1t Is food
Az national with the Turk az the pc.
tato with the Irish, az tho cabbage
with the German. 1t takes multi
tude OF forms. but it's basic quality.
Its quality OF being plan. is derived
The aegis & intelligencer. [volume] (Bel Air, Md.) 1864-1923, 1916-04-07

Honey Pinc-lar and Gyrcrinc are rcrnRniirr
cold remedies In Dr Bcls Fine lar Homes
these are combined WIN other cough medicine
IN pleasant syrup. In Brlis lnc-Ia liUnt :
quickly stops your cough checks yOur cold
sOOthcs irritation uf the throat Excellent fOI
yuunp, adult and aged rs on" uf the best
cough syrups made Formula on every bottle
You know Just what you are taking and yOuI
doctor knows lis good Tor coughs and colds
Insist IN In hell I'm" Honey. Only N.
At DRUGGISTS
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TERMS $500 PER ANNUM
Advertising hates

One square six lines nonparel. three or less
insertions. 800 subsequent insertion. 10 cents
Special rates made with monthly, quarterly and
yearly advertisers.
ss-Local correspondence solicited from every
section of the county.
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Attorneys Sale
Of
Valuable Real Estate
District of Hartford County.
RACT OR PARCEL OF LANE
90 Acres, More or Less

being the same and all the land described In a
deed from John u Rcck0rd and wife to the said
Hugh V. Ward. dated the 2ith day Of August, In
The year 1903 and recorded among the aforesaid
Land Records In lhcr W. $. f.. No. i0s folio
a5h, excepting thcrrfrum one acre. one rood aud
twenty four and eight -trnhs square prrchcs
that was conveyed by said Hugh V Ward 10 til,
tate OF Maryland for the purpose of the State
Highway. now passing through the same, by
deed dated the 2ith Of June. 1910 and recorded
is aforesaid IN Iibcr J A. r.. No. iJD folio 3BI
This property adIOns the lands Of Mrs
isenIamln WILSON, the heirs Of Thomas Lorhnry
aud others and Is nearly all covered with wood
q Also all that other
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OF they may otherwise by law be excluded from
all benefits OF said estate. All persons indebted
to said estate are requested to make immediate
payment
Given under my hand and seal this End day
March. 1915.
DAVID r. KEITHLEY,
Administrator.
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On or before the End day Of Sept, 1916

late of Hartford County. deceased. All persons
having claims against said deceased are hereby
notified to exhibit the same. with the legal
YOmrhnrs lh.rsnI
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SUNDAYS APPEAL
TO THE men
Moves Thousands to Tears B,
His Earnest Plea.
BIG TABERNACLE THRONGE[
Trail Harvest Delights Hlm-Bras,
knuckles Found - Junior
Order Has Big
Turnout.
NEARLY 1000 PERSONS HIT
THE TRAIL.
Nine hundred and sevrnty-thrre
hit the trail ut the services at the
tabernacle and outside meetings
Sunday. blight hundred and forty
went forward at the tabernacle,
69l being men and boys, and pro.
f"ssed conversion at the meetings
of the afternoon and evening. This
hr. lI In. al
hittcrs Ia 1879.
Forty -one thousand people at
tended the tabernacle services,
bringing the total of attendance
Tor the campaign To 926,5OO
Baltimorr.-"l draw n circle about
you now. and II YOU don't instantly
step out. God will take It that you do
not intend to step out. and 1t viii be
war through eternity"
l!illy Sunday uttered this cry to
27,0OO men who made up his after,
noon and evening congregations Sun
day. following the sermon he preached
at both services on the text Choose
ye this day whom you viii serve" and
up the sawduSt trail s,irged G9l con.
vortS. These. with l48 persons who
had hit the trail at the forenoon serv.
Ice. made the days total for the laber.
naClc $40.
Tho sermon to men only was one of
the most dramatic that Sunday has de
liycrrd here. In that II was burdened
with Il warning as imperative M that
which John the baptist uttered In the
wilderness. calling upon unbeliSvers to
repeat. turn from wickcdncss and seek
the true God
Makes Them sit Up.
"This may be the funeral sermon
for some of you" Sunday Numbered
and men sat bolt upright, eyes Wide
with emotion whipped to white heat.
scores wrpt openly and turned again
to gaze. fairly fascinated. at tho man
who was Ilaylng their sins AZ had no
other preacher who ever called upon
Baltimore to turn to Christ
When the evangelist saw the effect
of his sermon al night, saw the con
vorta pushing forward In numbers that
babe fair to set new record. his face
lighted ny with JOY which ho could
hardly contain. After the first rush
Of hand Shaking was over hn sprang
about the platform In uncomfortable
oxubcrancc. took hold the pulpit and
swang upon II IN though he were prac
face downward on the carpet to reach
the hands OF some bclaicd trnll .hitters,
sprans upon the press table, grabbed
two outsrr"lchcd palms at once and
said cxciledIy: "This has been a great
day in old Baltimore, boys. II great
day"
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NOTICE TO CREDITORS,

This Is to give notice that the subscriber has
obtained from the Orphans Court OF Hartford
County, Md, letters of administration on the
estate of
CLARA A. TUCKER.
late OF Hartford County. deceased. All persons
having claims against said deceased are hereby
notified to exhibit the same. with the lcRa
vouchers thereof
On or before the 18th day Of Aug, 1916
they may Otherwise by law be excluded from
all benefits OF said estate. All persons indebted
TO said estate are requested to make immediate
payment.
Given under my hand and seal this 18th day OF
February, 1916.
DAVID l.. TUCKER,
Administrator.
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Women Not Allowed.

Although there was nothing In the
sermon proper for n mixcd audience
to hear and In THIS respect II was
vastly different from the much talked
of Devils boomerang" sermon won
on were excluded, Ma Sunday who al
tended the evening service, being the
sole representative of her seX
For n few minutes Mas distinction
was disputed by two women who slip
ped into the tabernacle through one Of
the back doors. They were accom-
panied by two men. and were Just de
termincd To stick, whether or no. A
police sergeant discovered them after
while and hurried to find Captain
Hurley The captain sent him back
with orders 10 eject The intrllderB The
ejccimcnl was accomplished without
disturbance.
A little before this one Of the ushers
thought he caught sight of w0rnans
head about midway Of the frat sec.
ton. He hurried down to make an
investigation and discovered that the
head belonged TO n long haired boy.
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or they may otherwise by law be excluded from
all benefits of said estate. All persons indie bted
to said estate are requested to make immediate
payment.
Given under my hand and seal this 18th day
of March. 1916.
JOSEPH |. WEBSTER,
Executor.
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Because they contain the best liver Medicines,
no matter how bitter or nauseatinR for the
sweet sugar coating hides the taste DR. KING
New Life Pills contain ingredients that put the
liver working. move the bowels freely No
grippe. no nausea. aid digestion. just trya bot
tie OF DR. Kings New Life Pills and notice how
much better you feel. 25c at Druggists,
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or they may otherwise by law be excluded from
all benefits Of said estate. All persons indebted
To said estate are requested TO make immediate
payment
Given under my hand and seal this END day
OF February, 1915
MARY W. BOARMAN,
Administrator.
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THE ECIS
PUBLISHED EVERY FRIDAY AT
BEL AIR, MD.

Established In 1855, The Egis Is tho oldes
newspaper with the largest circulation of any
ublished In Hartford County.
JOHN ID. WOKTHINGTON
Editor and Owner.
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Straight-out Doctrine.

The most distinctive feature Of tho
gcrmhn OF the afternoon ana evening
was that II was the hrst straight out
doctrinal talk given at Il meeting Tor
men only II contained no particular
exchrlatihn OF the 1ah"r tfafhc' no bta-
tisiic dealing win the s"cla' evil II
hay"h not IN" dance nor BhihbilhH
nor ponies was slhsuiariy Tree from
what sundays critics "ouid call Vhi-
ghrltiea. YET, aithoush IL was by no
means "Suhdayehqur' IL brought more
persons up IN" sa"duSt aisleS even
than ala the recently preached sermon
on "hmusemenls." when tn" congrega
tions wer" haIf again rs large
Varying tn" usual program III" even.