davidaulloa/AmericanStories huggingface dataset:
Bisbee daily review., 1916-03-28

Another treat will be in store for the Royal patrons this afternoon and night when the ever popular Mabel Norman will be seen in the latest sue cess of the Triangle Company My Valet"
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1916-05-22
Girl Who Wouldn't Sell
Self Ends Life; Breaks
Parole" GiUen Soldier

Portland, Ore, May % \ body found
in slough, near Portland, was identi-
fed definitely here today as that Of
Miss Ella May Harris. a former teacher.
who had been missing since Nay s. at
which time she had declared she could
no longer bear her burdens and would
destroy herself
Miss Harris first disappeared May ;,
leaving Ote TO her sister saying.
4 won't sell my body for money and
/ cannot seem to keep a place" She
was found on a dock preparing to leap
INTO the river by 4 soldier from Van
couTer. who persuaded her TO foreEo
her intention and who took her to the
home of 2 woman friend in Vancouver.
placing her 'on parole" not 10 destroy
herself
On Nay s. Miss Harris came to Port
land again in search Of work 4
woman at whose home she had applied
rebuked her for her course and for the
publicity her case had been given and
the girl left weeping She was not
seen again
IN a note which she left for the
soldier who had saved her the first
time. she apologized for breaking her
parole"
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1916-05-22
ELIOT STRONGLY URGES
NOMINATION OF BRANDEIS

Washington. ID. c.. May CHAIR
man Culberson OF the senate judiciary
committee. today made public the let
ter he received last week from Chas-
W. Eliot. president emeritus OF Har-
ward. endorsing the nomination OF
Louis D. Brandeis TO the supreme
court.
Mr.. EIioJs letter, written at Cam
bridge. says
4 have known Nr. Louis D. Brandeis
for 40 years and believe I understand
his capacities and his character. He
was a distinguished student in the Har-
ward law school i'm 1Sl5-lS- He
possessed by nature a keen intelli-
genCe, quick and generous sympathies.
a remarkable capacity for labor, and
a character in which geutleness. cour-
age and Joy in combat were init
mately blended
Under present circumstances. I be-
eve that the rejection by the senate
OF his nomination TO the supreme court
would be grave misfortune for the
whole legal profession. the court. all
American business and the country"
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1916-05-22
SHIN FEINERS
PLAY DEAD; FLEE
Leaders Taken in Collins to
Graveyard, Slip Out at
Grave and Escape.

London. Eng, May 22.-Many Of the
leaders in the Sim Fem rebellion es-
capped capture " vne English in the
first excitement attending the surren-
der by q movie ruse. that of playing
dead
The method was simple. The sup
posed corpse would be placed in a
hearse and followed by a few friends
10 the buriaI grouuG- After me service
an the grave, the priest would be
called away and engaged in converse
ton. thus giving the grave diggers an
opportunity TO surround the coffin and
lift UP the corpse The released man
was able TO walk 20 a secluded end
OF the graveyard. and thus TO liberty
Another report concerns the part
played in the rebellion by Prof Jno-
MacNeall. Of the National University OF
Dublin, about whom so many conflict
ing reports have been circulated, among
them, one Of his death II is TO the ef-
feet that he opposed the uprising and
with his followers refused to take part
IN it.
A report that is gaining wide circula-
ton now is that MacNealL in the hands
Of the authorities in England, has
agreed 10 aid the crown in its investi-
cation of the revolt. No Official con-
firmatiOn Of the latter fact. however.
may be obtained In Dublin il Is said
simply that MacNeall has disappeared
and that his whereabouts is unknown,
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1916-05-22
BOYS DIDN'T HEED CURFEW
BELL; POLICEMAN GETS THEM

Seven young boys found playing IN
the residence district Sunday night at
9-45 o'clock. were brought TO the no
lice station by motorcycle officer BY
Ter on charges OF violating the nine
o'clock municipal curfew law. The
boys were later released by Capt
Charles Pollock on their promise to ap-
pear before judge Paul Thomas in cor
poration court this afternoon for a
hearing OF the case
The arrests were the first TO be made
since the ordinance went into effect
eight months ago. The boys gave the
following names at the police station.
Alfred MaNey. Dick Maxey. Bruce
Brown. Chester Brown. John L. HaE-
ger Martin LaFluer and James
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1916-05-22
GEOLOGICAL SURVEY MAP
PICTURES COLUMBUS VALLEY

Santa Fes y. n, Nay 22.-SpecIaI in
terest attaches to a report just issued
by the United States geological survey
By reason OF the town OF Columbus and
al the surrounding ranches the town
OF Deming 10 the north. as well rs the
mountains and other natural features
and the railroads Of the area
The report is descriptive Of the
geology and particularly Of the under
ground water resources of the large
EalleE in which Columbus and Deminr
lie The report has special reference
10 the hundreds Of wells in the val
ley. the water Of which Is used for fr1-i-
cation. The depths Of the wells are
depths a which the driU viii D-obsfi--
strike water
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1916-05-22
CHIEF JOHNSON TALKS TO
OFFICERS ON THEIR DUTIES

Discipline among the members and
The general construction Of a modern
police department. were the basis OF an
Instructive talk by chief Don Johnson
10 approximately 90 members OF the
police depa rtment Sunday afternoon in
the corporation courtroom
The various ways Of making an arrest
and officers conduct along the line Of
duty were Illustrated to the officers by
chief Johnson, who also spoke briefly
on a number Of recent additions TO the
traffic ordinance by the city council
Every member Of the department was
requested 20 do his best in making
the department modern and thoroughly
up 70 date by chief Johnson. who stated
this could be done by a careful adj
terence 10 the rules
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1916-05-22
BRITAINS DRUNKENNESS
Is REDUCED BY HALF

London. Eng. May 22.-The success
OF the central cntrOl board in reducing
the drink evil in England. Scotland and
Wales since the boards Inauguration
in June. 1915. is strikingly shown in the
second report made by its chairman,
Lord D'Aberuou.
The report shows that the work Of thu
board has resulted in a reduction in the
weekly number of convictions for
from 2O3i in 1914 TO an average of $40
Tor last March. the latest month for
which figures are available In Scot
land the average has been reduced
from 1924 in 1919 10 194 for March.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1916-05-22
SUPREME COURT UPHOLDS
DISMISSING SUIT ON T p

Washington, D. G, May 22.-The ac-
lon OF the federal district court for
northern Texas in disrnissins for ant
OF jurisdiction the suit Of the Bar KEYS
trust company for a receiver for Sc
Texas and Pacific railway cr--ne--,--
and the New Orleans Pacific Railway
company and for the foreclosure of a
second mortgage on two roads was A.
hrmed today by the supreme court.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1916-05-22
NEGRO GOES TO COUNTY
JAIL ON LUNACY CHARGE

Wits Green, a negro under a police
court sentence Of 100 days, was trans
ferred 10 the county authorities Mon
day morning following the filing OF a
lunacy charge against him in the
county court. Green, 10 is ALLEGED. be
came apparently insane Sunday morn
ing in the city Jail. and attacked a
number or prisoners. It was necessary
10 use force 10 overpower him. Green
was sentenced TO serve 100 davs on 4.
vagrancy charge Saturday afternoon
10y mayor Tom Lea ia corporation
court
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1916-05-22
CANADIAN AT WAR FRONT
WANTS DATA ON MEXICO

Writing 10 J. z Monroe. CITY pass
enger agent Of the Southern Pacific
railway system, s A. Cheesman.
51e14 c. section 40. >. Canadian field
ambulance. Z. F. T. France has re-
quested information on the resources
Of Mexico. Cheesman says il is his
intention to come this way after the
close - the European war. Chamber
- commerce literature and the FL Paso
Her wiz be mailed TO Mr.. Chees-
man.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1916-05-22
SPECIAL EXERCISES TO BE
HELD BY ARMY ON FLAG DAY

Fl 2 day viii be observed in FL Paso
on me Il under the auspices OF the
Eighth cavalry section OF the Army Re
lief society.
II IS planned TO have all branches Of
the army at Ell Paso join in the cele
bration and hold a tournament Similar
70 the military tournament put on bv
Cen Pershing a year ago.
The affair will conclT5da with as7rbs
Birth Of the Flag" a fireworks feature.
in the evening
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1916-05-22
J. L. PRESTON GOES TO
ANsMER RnCHEsTER CHARGE

J. F. Preston, the FL PasO glass dealer
who was arrested last week on writ
from the authorities in Rochester. y.
y. left Saturday for Rochester. after
waving eXtradition. TO answer the
charge Preston arranged a bond Of
$3.50 in justice J. NJ beavers court
before his departure.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1916-05-22

Robert H. Ramsey Of Philadelphia
mas spent IS years composing q chess
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1916-05-22

PT@HE Dinner was a very Cheerful Affair
As Oden said afterwards (when putting up
4 his share of the Bet you could have bet me
Million on that Parr and I'd have taken you Up-even
if had to bOTro1O the Million.
Il don't see how the blamed Tubes ever did hold
out-especialy going up Saco St under such strain.
with eight people in the last three Cars,-and
total load of over $500 pounds thought to hear
something snap before second block.
''Whaddye put into that brown Goodrich Rubber
anyhow, to make 1t hang together like that ?"
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1916-05-22

CGEX YELL, boys, Bib Parr remarked
AISJ he smoothed out wrinkle in his we'll
2 filed vest, 'tFGt'H stop the Argument
about all Tire Tubes being Just Rubber won it
If the Brown Stuff that toted all you Heavyweights
and your Cars-fOr p Blocks without Sign of Heavy
Duty afterwards. isn't something MORE than Just
Rubber ike other Tubes,-then you'd better buy the
Just Rubber kind hereafter
I'm going 70 ask all Of you to sign your names to
this Texas Tire Tube Test to show that you have
taken part in regular Exploit which is mighty well
lC0Tth recording.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1916-05-22
How the Texas Tu
happened!

Fritz said that what puzzled him most was the
brown Rubber Tubes not being all stretched ont of shape
after such tug even If they did hang together at the
finish.
Look you, said he, when we released the load.
after the Haul-they instantly snapped back into Just
start
And that 4 Of an ineh they took mp again in less
than two hours rest
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1916-05-22

Now what think You of these GOODRICH Tire
Tubes that could bear mp under such gruelng test
Reflect that they cost you no more than the OT1l71-
07y' Tubes you so carelessy accept!
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mo qartoffeIn . Bis 8 8finO idner.
QQe @emiiie iuohien bier gut. sSbr
tueroet elnen bolen Seller fin6en,
no immer cine 6nrm lit. limb
bieies 2ano fonnt SIR befommen.
500 ader SeimItGtte bon $74 Biz
$500. &oble uno Sola orn 2nnoe
ODER in Der geG6e. Sdift tein @el0,
fommt tr0 iebet ieIbIt. @enn id
gld oteies 2anO nidlt Seigen fam,
fperoe i'd Guh kindergarten, mas
oie 8abnfabrt nod bier gefoftet bat.
aber fommt redt boI0, oenn es nir6
nidt Ionge oouerrL bis Giles oufge.
nomnlen lit. 6. SO. 9eterienL @tl.
Iette, @po. TT.
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Sic werden die Wahrnehmung machen, dass SIGH
hire Einnahmen erweitern, wenn Sic a~nzeigen.
Ohne Reklame klein Geschaft. hire Anzeigen in
der "Tribine" werden jeden Tag Won Tausenden
gelesen. Geschafte, die bisher in der "Tribune'
angezeigt haben, sind NIT den erzielten Resultaten
sehr zufrieden.
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9eiflen6csansnife
Mnferbnd fiir ale 4rteu BON SafeI.
arbeiten.

Bud Rr. 2, ME urten epseigt, emf.
Edit anpeiiungen uno neueIte Rit.
tier fir geb1felte ginfdse uto Sri.
ten. abbiIoungen flar ulto oeutlifl,
uno ieoer Booen 1T au ieben. sic
f6nnen nid)t febIaeben Tn auferti.
gl;rg oieier eeidmadboGen Spiseu
uuo Ginidse, tpie mon fie qebraild,t
fir 9afdeutiider, 9orb6nge, 0ef.
den mo Sods. Se6es Bid 1T fir
ftf elm @all5es, uno fein Muiter
Bmeimol entbaIter. Seine 5rna
fcIte o1ne 6ieie Bidder fein.
8u belteaen 81 II @ts. bro Bud
ourd Smaba Eribitne, 1911 Sotpar6
Ctr, Omaha.
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Ndltnna, qanhsleMfei

Sir hoben bier in @poniing gilteg
.91no mo hnben $3.50 guihel
%ei5en g~ecrntet. $3.50 8ui6eI
@oier, 20 9uibel Slads; Suruips
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Der ODER S1pon . Gee init ie6en
10 9fiino oes beIten 35c.aoffees.
per 9ndetpoit fir 1915. Dope's
Coffee Marfet. 1911 2eapenuort5
Str, Omaha, Reb.
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9arrn.S praiaGn,

OF. s. u. Gomnr6g, $50 See gTSa..
turiert Somorrboiocn unb 6iitelr
ohne Operation un6 ohne andfte.
tide giittef erfoIg enrantiert.
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R6enmGtismns z pesiaIilt.
NBenmatismns fam
fnriert iuer0en.

@eine $eiImetboOe 1T f6er; acbt
brett an Die Nur6eI Der Gronfbeit
uno entfernt Die llria6e. GrfoIarei.
DE gebouolune eorantiert. Or. 90.
y. Bomber, 3t4 Bee @eb., Omaha.
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antbrbn glt6olos, 1921 Bee gIog.
Douglas 1879.
GIehrolbFs.

DliB aGenoer, 624 See gIoa. Gse.
turtsmoIe. iiberiifiiges Saar uno
MuitermaIe fir iuuner %entfernt.
arbeit eor1ntiert.
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ealoOn. geidpdft ~ berFanftn.

Gin giltgebenoes GaIoonJ @eIfGft
8u perfaufen, 3uiidjeu 8pei Rool.
hnaen uro eitlem Gpernbaiis gele.
gen; ein g~irtgebenoes @eihdft in
elmer iiheren Sto0t; NIT o0er obiie
Standardization. &erfonisgruno: sc.
iunobcits5uitano Nan oOreifiere
G. g.. 0moha 3ribiine. Nlai Is
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6Ht einaeridDtete Carmen - 81 Der
fGlieit, Sl $50, $50 mo $75 lei
ader. in antelope Gountp, gie6
GieIe Sormen forrnen brett bonn
eigeutiimer gefouft lperoeu. SIR
braudt feine a~omniiiion at be5ab.
len, uoourd esbr $1,000 Bis $4,000
ipdren fonnt. gns 9un6 1T Inuter
IdlDor3er fanOiger gebmbo0en, gut
aorn. uno aItalfa-2ano. SIR eincn
Spottpreis, 24O ader fir $50, f1a
WeeiIen, mo 800 fitr S65 ben g(der
8 WteiIen bon Der Sta0t. SD ne9.
me s0-t20 Ader bebortes 9dn6 in
3alih fiir 800 Mder gutes 2ano,
menn Sie mebr aato haben ipoaeu.
S6er tnuidje 9egen 6nromnre Mer.
hon6ife gtore %. 8utder Sbop. @e.
Gen SnfcrmationeH ipenOe man iih
ooer ihreibe an Grnnf Sh1uer.
BANNER. n. 1, Clearwater Reb.
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gaber nnS NaTaae.
MeSisiniides

9dmurrbuiOen, 5iiteln fmriert.
Or. g. R. Earn fltriert Sdrnorr.
boi6en 5iitcIn II. onoere TarmTei.
ben obne Operation. aifr garanticri
IND fein @eIo perImlgt, ebe fltricrf
Sdreibt Inn Bud iiber 0ormIeioen.
nit 3eugniiien. Or. G.. 81. Gorrb,
$40 See guiloine, omaha.
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3Gpeiuriters.

9as preismarOiaFs GTen Bel Better
Stump. Teutfhe Rii6e. 15os
Dodge StroBe. 2. Stod. WnbIsei.
ten q Gents.
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9fiiiec . Saltcu.
8ll b~erfanfen
$50 ader SumeiteaO eanb.


800 4der SumeiteaO SanS. -
geIte @elegenbeit fir einen ar.
men MauB 81 einer guten 5arm
gu fommen. 5einiter 8o6en, mo-
oaes mddit. Bon So Wieilen bon
Der giieu6abn Stntion, goitoffiee,
Store, Sol5banOIung mo S6ule.
geItes 8aiier BON Is BIS 80 SUB,
unb genng freies @OI5 fir 5ence-
8foIten mo Sei3nng in Der 9tabe.
Mit S185 1T aQes be3ablt. aommeu
sic gleid ODER ietoen Sic un0 $25
an5ablnng. uno Elm gutes Stif
Gano miro oa fem, menn Gle font
men. 3uaIeid iideru Sic iiA ben
nieorigen 4reis. Spdter miro Der
greis biel b6ber. 9eutide be-
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10 Gents fir mebr aiisfunft. 5rnut
ebanGer, 1924 Curtis Ctr, Gen.
Der, Colo. IT,.
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@aiterbndj fir alle arten uOn SGfel.
arbeiten.

Bud Scr. |, ME rrtten ge5eiat, emf.
b1lt anpeifnngen uno ipun0erIfone
SlluTtrattonen fir ale 4rten bon
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.ltifen. Sebe Grnn tpetteifert, oos
Neielte IN Miiitern al befnmmen.
Baden Gle &dfeInrbeit? gcnoen
Sic brett fir bieies Sud-, iueLtes
6os reihhaItigite uno biGiafte gu.
fterbn6 lit. IS CREDIT cher Sen
3ped, ais Bidder bon $3.50 gts.
lleber 200 @liiter dbaebiI6et.
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Ghiruprattprs.

9rs. S~OGnftuns "a Goftoren, fem
Narten, freie llnteriuhung. 2407
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3ement. nnb gflafter.a untraftor.
SddDerit1nOlger iilft auftr0ge fiir
3ement. ull6 Bflaiter , Arbeit.
gaite arbett g%nrdntiert. @reiie md.
btg. 2liopig S1neioer, 1918 Obi.
cogo Sir, Gmaba. 9(pr. II
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Nnrn Nuoerien. COS See gIog.
Douglas 1896.
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lImtuas. glnacioe.

lIm3ugS.A n8cige.
Or. Y. 6. Stotes bat leinc Office
nn6 474 grouOeis &beater 9l6g.
uerlegt. 90. Wlqrs
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gntp Reunir chm


Sol. 9iurpbp, glutontobil- ii. Reifen.
&eparatareu. ti2 Siio II. Ctr.
9hone 3pler POI. Rndt GeIepbon
Ge6 1874. MaBiae 8reiie arbeit
darontiert.
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. Diteopataiidle asratr.

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@ebraudte-eIeftr. Notoren, Doug.
las 2Ot9. &c @ren & @rab, 1t6
IS. Cir.
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6leftriids artiftl.-ee sron bot fie.
elcftriide 91OtOre.-ee grOn bat iie-
The Hartford republican. (Hartford, Ky.) 18??-1926, 1916-09-08
Some Snake Story!

Enoch Chase had a peculiar ex-
perience last week while taking the
logs out of an old dug-out, says the
Larned (Cal) Tiller and Toiler. He
ran across a joint snake down be-
tween the logs and hit ii with A
spade. OF course, every joint flew
apart and started to wiggle off.
Enoch. just for joke, picked up
one of the joints and put it in buck
ct and then slipped behind the logs
and waited to see what would hap
pen. In about ten minutes he heard
a sort of low whistle and then rust
ling. The head of the joint snake
came out of the woods and looked
around. II then made a peculiar
whistle and another joint backed up
and fastened on to the head.
The head whistled twice and joint
No. 2 came out, and so on, so many
whistles for each joint, until 1t came
time for the one Enoch had in the
bucket. At its call the thing thrash
ed around in the bucket like all pos
sessed, but couldn't get out. OF
course, without the joint that fit the
snake couldn't get together.
Enoch said the last he saw of 1t
the head had taken charge of one
half and the tail the rest and had
gone off in different directions to
hunt up the missing joint. Enoch
got almost home with his joint when
an automobile footed down the road.
This either scared the joint or it was
its coupling on signal, for Enoch says
it managed to flop out of the bucket
and get away in the tall grass.
The Hartford republican. (Hartford, Ky.) 18??-1926, 1916-09-08
Rebuked.

War Secretary Garrison said in a
preparedness argument in Camden:
"The defenders of militia army
remind me in their ignorance of the
mother at the ball. This mother
was chaperoning an exceedingly
beautiful daughter. She lowered
proudly on the edge of deep circle
of mentor her daughter was un-
doubtedly the belle of the evening.
During some war talk the girl
cried gaily: The casus belli! What
was the casus belli?'
Her mother stood on tiptoe, shook
her finger at her beautiful daughter
across dozen men, and called re-
proachfully:
"'Grace, dear, how often have
told you to say stomach? Pitts
burg Chronicle Telegraph.
The Hartford republican. (Hartford, Ky.) 18??-1926, 1916-09-08
CONFIDENTIAL TALE
OF THE FIRST PRINT

One day when Asurbanipal obtain
cd al inspiration, he found he could
not spread at all his thoughts for
publication. This made him grieve
with all his might through many a
long Assyrian night.
He offered priced far and wide
through all his jurisdiction for any
scheme that might provide a way to
spread his fiction. The writing bug
was in his bean and you all know
what that should mean.
The advertising did not pull. Not
one of all the sages could raise a
thought beneath his wool for making
printed pages. Though they could
read the stars on sight, this was a
task beyond their might.
1t gave the king a royal pip. 1t
got upon his liver. To save his
health he took a trip along the I'll
girls River, He stepped into some
mud one day and say his footprint in
the clay.
His Majesty stood still and spied
his masterpiece pictorial. IF l can
print my foot" he cried, "why not
an editorial?" That moment his
Assyrian mob invented the first print
ing job.
He had no Linotype nor Hoe to do
things in hurry; but while this
made his business slow, it also saved
some worry. He never had to tax
his brains to catch the early morn
ing trains.
There was no speaking tube to yell,
demanding early matter. He waited
for his thoughts to jell and did not
let them scatter. Once in a while
he wrote a stick and had it moulded
in a brick.
1t made a library so stout that 1t
defied all ravage. No vandal could
tear pages out to wrap up fish or
cabbage. And though a book re-
manned unread, il still might get in
TO one head.-From the Mergenthal-
er Lines o. Type News.
The Hartford republican. (Hartford, Ky.) 18??-1926, 1916-09-08

think, though, that our modern
schools, high schools especially, in
which there is wholesome work go
ing on all the time, in which there
are no places for lettering and de-
veloping silly relations in which
there are social organizations where
boys and girls come together, and
work together for one another's en-
tertainment--I think such schools
are doing a great deal to develop
wholesome, natural relations. In
some of these schools, especially In
a school like the high school at Grand
Rapids, Mich, special attention Is
given to the social relations of boys
and girls. They are in musical or
carnations and laboratories togeth-
er, and they learn to be with one an
other without self-consciousness or
morbid curiosity. This is the essen
tial method of developing natural re-
lations. The same principles could
be followed out in the home, only 1t
must be arranged so that when boys
and girls come together they will
have plenty to do to keep them In
terested and occupied.
II should be said further that boys
and girls ought to be separated a con-
siderable part of the time in the
teens. Girls ought to live girls
life, and boys a boys life. II is
mistake to have them together all
the time. There is sure to develop
under this condition a certain amount
of unnaturalness.-M. V. O'Shea in
the October Mothers Magazine.