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The daily Gate City and constitution-Democrat. (Keokuk, Iowa) 1916-1922, 1916-10-03
BOARD ARRANGES
FOR REST ROOM
Visiting Nurse Association Directors
Cooperate in Matter Of Nurse
for the Comfort
Station.
REPORT OF SURVEY MADE
Sanitation Committee Tell. Of Its
Wort-county Survey Will
Be Made
Soon.
REPORT OF SURVEY MADE

The board Of directors of the Visit
ing Nurse association at their meeting
this morning completed arrangements
for the services of visiting nurse at
the public rest room on Main street
during the days Of the celebration.
The nurse will be assisted by another
woman who will check baggage and
bundles and assist in the service at
the rest ROOM
Mrs. Rich presided at the meeting
and Miss Mary Irwin was elected sec
rotary to fill the vacancy occasioned
by the removal from the city of Mrs.
J. P. Coyle.
Mrs. D. A. Collier, reporting for the
sanitary committee, said that she as
chairman. Mrs. Rich, Miss Alton and
Miss Henke, the nurse, had made a
tour of inspection and had reported
thirteen places where unsanftary con-
ditions exist and the mayor had sent
the health officer to confirm their
statements. The thirteen conditions
had been abated and the health Off
Ger had found one other. Garbage
dumps in alleys and yards, an open
sewer number of vaults, were some
Of the nuisances abated. There is no
city ordinance here requiring that
houses be screened against flies. AS q
part of next years fly campaign, this
ordinance will be asked for.
AntJ-Tuberculosis Film.
Two local picture houses will be
asked to run an anti-tuberculosis film
early in December as a part of the
Red Cross seal campaign. Miss
Younker was instructed to write to
the national association, asking that
the films be sent here
In response to the requst for out
ing flannel slips for babies, Miss Alton
reported that dozen slips had been
cut out ready for making, which win
be done by the Baby Welfare league.
Miss Mullford ut the Y. w. G. A. has
made . number Of very attractive
posters to show some Of the work
done hero for the Keokuk babies and
the board expressed it's appreciation
of her kindness in the matter.
The president, Mrs. Rich, has re-
ceived a letter to the effect that the
state anti-tuberculosis society will
send a demonstrating nurse at an
early date to survey Lee county.
Miss Brown made the nurses report
as follows.
Number OF visits made in infant
welfare department lis
Nursing visits in the district ..221
metropolitan visits .............. 20
Total .............. ....... ...ooo
The daily Gate City and constitution-Democrat. (Keokuk, Iowa) 1916-1922, 1916-10-03

: COUNCIL BLUFFS, Iowa. Oct. g.
The output of the canning factory
here will not exceed 10 per cent of
the usual pack Only small quaint
ty of sweet corn and tomatoes were
put up.
The daily Gate City and constitution-Democrat. (Keokuk, Iowa) 1916-1922, 1916-10-03

FOR RENT-small furnished cottage.
strictly modern. Call 610 South
Sixth.
The daily Gate City and constitution-Democrat. (Keokuk, Iowa) 1916-1922, 1916-10-03

FOR RENT-Three room furnished
housekeeping apartment, 1120 Con-
cert PhSne Red 23S.
The daily Gate City and constitution-Democrat. (Keokuk, Iowa) 1916-1922, 1916-10-03
THE WEATHER

III. S. Department of Agriculture,
Weather Bureau
For Keolluk and vicinity: Fair to-
night and Wednesday; warmer to-
night.
For Iowa: Partly cloudy with show
ers and cooler extreme northwest
portion tonight and west and CEN
trail portions Wednesday,; warmer
east portion tonight.
For Missouri: Fair tonight and
Wednesday: warmer tonight; cooler
west portion Wednesday afternoon or
night.
For Illinois: Fair tonight and
Wednesday; warmer tonight.
Weather Conditions.
The weather continues fair in the
central valleys and eastern states
with slight change in temperature
A marked disturbance is central
near Denver this morning, which has
been attended by high temperature in
the plains states, and rain in the
mountain region, which has turned
to snow at Havre, Mont.
River Bulletin
The daily Gate City and constitution-Democrat. (Keokuk, Iowa) 1916-1922, 1916-10-03

FOR SALE-A few used Garland.
Radiant Home and Peninsular base
burners at less than prices charged
for good soft coal stoves. Duncan
Schell Furn. Co.
The daily Gate City and constitution-Democrat. (Keokuk, Iowa) 1916-1922, 1916-10-03

WANTED-Laborers at Brick yard.
The daily Gate City and constitution-Democrat. (Keokuk, Iowa) 1916-1922, 1916-10-03
LOST AVIATOR
is LOCATED
Was Picked up at Sea After Drifting
All Night With Gasoline
Tank Empty.

[ UNITED Press Leased Wire Servicel
BOSTON, Mass, Oct. 3.-Lawrence
Sperry, New York aviator and gyro-
scope inventor, was lost early today
somewhere in the air or at sea off the
coast. Searchers are
hunting him. following his effort last
night to fly from Lynn to Marblehead
in a hydro-aeroplane.
Fear was felt that he has been
blown out to sea, though it may be he
has landed in some of the out of the
way corners of the shore. The war
department dispatched tug to scour
the harbor, while friends also fur
nished boats to assist.
At the same time automobile par
ties started along the shore to locate
him.
The Charlestown navy yard wireless
sought to get word of him from yes
sells at sea, but neither that point nor
the Burgess Aeroplane company at
Marblehead had received any word
early today.
This is Sperry's second attempt to
reach the yards at Marblehead. He
was forced to alight last night at
Lynn, but started again alone, fearing
to risk his machine with the extra
weight of q passenger.
The daily Gate City and constitution-Democrat. (Keokuk, Iowa) 1916-1922, 1916-10-03

MEN-Our Illustrated catalogue ex.
plains how we teach the barber
trade quickly, mailed free. Moler
Barber College, st. Louis, Mo.
The daily Gate City and constitution-Democrat. (Keokuk, Iowa) 1916-1922, 1916-10-03

FIT. DODGE. Iowa, Oct. 3.-John
Hanrahan, 20 years of age, was fined
$500 in district court by Judge Mccall.
danrahan pleaded guilty to charge
Of bootlegging This is his third of
tense. In default of payment of the
fine Hanrahan will remain in the
county Jail $50 days.
The daily Gate City and constitution-Democrat. (Keokuk, Iowa) 1916-1922, 1916-10-03
MISCELLANEOUS.

PLUMBING, BRICKLAYING and cleo
trical trades taught by practical
work. Positions secured for gradu-
ates. Earn Sc daily and more Write
for free illustrated book. Coyne Ma
tional Trade Schools, 43 e. Illinois.
Chicago.
The daily Gate City and constitution-Democrat. (Keokuk, Iowa) 1916-1922, 1916-10-03
MISSOURI.

HANNIBAL, Mo-, Oct. 3.-Five
speakers who propose to help the
.Sortheast Missouri Industrial and Ag-
ricultural association put this section
of the state on the dairy map. are to
be here for the big dairy meeting to be
held October 10 under the auspices of
the organization. The speakers will
be W. S. Mathews, commissioner of the
state food department of Illinois: r. G
Bennett, state dairy commissioner for
Missouri: Prof. j. C. Mcdowell, agr1-
culturist, Dairy division, Bureau OF
Animal Industry, Washington, D. c.,
I. f. Chamberlain. promoter OF Calf
Club idea, Brighton, III. and F. w
Merrill
The daily Gate City and constitution-Democrat. (Keokuk, Iowa) 1916-1922, 1916-10-03

READ THIS, send your name and
address and receive most valuable
information. Something you will al
ways keep in your home. Hyde Park
Mfg. Co. 302 E. 51st, Chicago.
The daily Gate City and constitution-Democrat. (Keokuk, Iowa) 1916-1922, 1916-10-03
Found Safe and Sound.

BOSTON, Mass, Oct. 3.-After
drifting all night in his hydroaero-
plane off Nantasket, where he had
been forced to descend through lack
of gasoline, Lawrence Sperry, New
York aviator and inventor, was picked
up today.
Sperry was none the worse for his
night on the water. He was not ac-
companied by Captain Leo Dewey as
had been at first reported.
Sperry had just completed test
flight from Amityville to Boston, ac-
companied by Captain Leo Dewey. U.
S. A., and had started out alone for
the Burgess plant at Marblehead, late
yesterday afternoon. Running short
Of gasoline, he descended at Lynn last
night and then resumed his flight
until o'clock, when his machine
again ran out Of fuel
Unacquainted with the country, he
was forced to descend to the water
and rode there all night waiting for
rescuers.
The daily Gate City and constitution-Democrat. (Keokuk, Iowa) 1916-1922, 1916-10-03

FOR SALE.

FOR SALE-No. 16 Radiant Oak soft
coal heater, in good condition,
$500. 1922 Palean. 80
The daily Gate City and constitution-Democrat. (Keokuk, Iowa) 1916-1922, 1916-10-03

FOR SALE-Fine litter of thorough
bred bull terrier puppies make ex-
cellent watch dogs. Write DR.. A. E.
Wirsig, West Point, Iowa.
The daily Gate City and constitution-Democrat. (Keokuk, Iowa) 1916-1922, 1916-10-03

A FEW RARE BARGAINS in visible
Remington typewriters like new.
$3.50 cash. Guaranteed one year, five
days examination. Shipped express
C. o. D. American Writing Machine
Co, 329 South Dearborn, Chicago.
The daily Gate City and constitution-Democrat. (Keokuk, Iowa) 1916-1922, 1916-10-03
IOWA.

IOWA.
ALBA, Iowa, Oct. "a license to
wed was issued by the clerk of the
court to Dixie s. Peppers and Dave
Cleaver. This is the third time this
couple has been married to each 9th
err. and four times that Mrs. Peppers
had been married, having married d..
S. Peppers last Spring.
The daily Gate City and constitution-Democrat. (Keokuk, Iowa) 1916-1922, 1916-10-03

FOR RENT-Five room house. Apply
Peterson Bros.
The daily Gate City and constitution-Democrat. (Keokuk, Iowa) 1916-1922, 1916-10-03

COLUMBIA, Mo-. Oct 3.-In the
will of the late AsQuilla Jones. a
Hallsville merchant, fled here, Central
college and Howard Payne college
both of Fayette, were bequeathed
$4,000 each and the Methodist or
,phanage at st. Louis 81 900.
The daily Gate City and constitution-Democrat. (Keokuk, Iowa) 1916-1922, 1916-10-03

CLINTON Mo, Oct. 3.-James Camp
bell, farmer, 65 years old, while
driving a moving machine, was
thrown off and killed by the sickles
when his team ran away His daugh-
ter found him in the field when he
failed to come back for his dinner.
The daily Gate City and constitution-Democrat. (Keokuk, Iowa) 1916-1922, 1916-10-03

FOR SALE-A good delivery horse.
Immegart Grocery. 706 Main.
The daily Gate City and constitution-Democrat. (Keokuk, Iowa) 1916-1922, 1916-10-03

lNedH tetuPSId tUIV, OCT. 2, bZ.
Highest, rs.
Lowest, 49,
Lowest last night, 81.
FRED z. GOSEWTSCH,
Observer.
The daily Gate City and constitution-Democrat. (Keokuk, Iowa) 1916-1922, 1916-10-03
Weather. Conditions.
River Bulletin.

The river stage from Davenport to
Warsaw will change slightly for sew
eral days.
Local Observations.
Oct. Bar. Their. Wind Weather
2 p. m. :. 29.9S IS s Clear
a. m. ;. 5000 "a 4 Clear
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1916-10-20

Col. w. W. Robinson. owner Of the
Yakima Evening Republic, was in the
ity last evening and this forenoon
accompanied by another yakima bus.
inessman. They are travelling by au-
20.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1916-10-20

shows that stand it real well. ! took
the Compound when my ten year old
daughter came and it helped me lot.
have also had my Oldest girl take it
and it did her lots Of good. | keep it in
the house all the time and recommend
it."-Mrs. DEWITT SNcEBAUGH, West
Dandy, N. Y.
Sleeplessness, nervousness, ir1tabil-
ity, backache, headaches, dragging SEN
sations, all point to female derange-
ments which may be overcome by Lydia
z. Pinkham's Vegetable Compound.
This famous remedy, the medicinal
ingredients Of which are derived from
native roots and herbs, has for forty
years proved 10 be most valuable tonic
and inyigorator Of the female organism.
Women everywhere bear willing testi-
mony to the wonderful virtue of Lydia
L. Pinl,ham's Vegetable Compound
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1916-10-20
TREND IS TO WILSON
STATES v. ]. BRYAN

Bryan said: "The trend Ia to Presi-
dent Wilson. He will have the wom-
ems vote. The strongest democratic
issue is Mexico" Bryan stopped here
to see Wilson. Pennsylvania is the
thirteenth state Bryan has spoken In.
Before election day he expects to
campaign six more.
He declared labor was practically a
unit for Wilson. He asserted busi-
nessmen appreciated the currency laws
and farmers recognize the admins
tration's achievements.
II have found Wilson's most uni
versally applauded act is his refusal
to intervene in Mexico"
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1916-10-20

A. Schwalin of Ukiah is guest of
the Golden Rule.
Lew Bowler OF Milton spent last
night in PenGleton.
Bert Wilson, claim agent for the
O-W. r. & y. is here attending the
trial of the damage case in the cir
cult court.
Sam Sanders, sheriff of Gooding
county, Idaho, arrived in the city to-
day on official business. He will meet
his wife, who is on the Odd Fellows
special, here in the morning.
The Christian Endeavor Society o.
the Christian church will enjoy a
hike" and ''weiner" roast this even
ing. The young people will start from
the church at 40 and journey a
short way up the river where a huge
bonfire will be built.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1916-10-20

Lydia E. Pinkham's
Vegetable Com
pound for nerves
and for female trou-
bles and it straight
ened me out in good
shape. Iwork nearly
all the time, as We
live on q farm and I
have four girls. do
all my sewing and
other work with
their helm. SO it
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1916-10-20

Mrs.. ]. P. Lord of Los Angeles,
formerly a resident of this city, stop
ped off In Pendleton yesterday for
a vidt enroute back from an eastern
trip. She is a guest of Mrs. w. A.
Storie.
Owing to the inability to secure
piano of proper tune for the Metho-
dist church, the concert of Marcus
A. Kellerman, famous violinist, will
be held in the high school auditorium
as originally planned. The violtnist
will play here tomorrow evening as 8
special lyceum attraction.
The first meeting Of the season Of
the Fortnightly Bridge Club will be
held next Tuesday evening at the
home of Mrs. Royal NJ. Sawtelle with
Mrs. Sawtelle and Mrs. Merle R.
Chessman as hostesses.
-
Next Wednesday and Wednesday
evening, Baker, Pendleton and inter-
mediate points viii send drill teams
anu uElEEhltE " Id III nLAlON " AAAtAtA5-
H slgnalize the coming to La Grande
that day of Myra B. Enright, supreme
oracle of the Royal Neighbors. This
will be the first time the highest Of
ficer OF that lodge has been in east
ern oregon and elaborate preparation
for her homing has been made already
and will be perfected next Monday at
the X. Of P. hall beginning at 1880
when members Of the La Grande
lodge meet for that purpose.--La
Grande Observer.
Mr.. and Mrs. Adolph Schaefer are
visiting in walla Walla for few
days.
Miss Louise Knight left last evening
for Portland where she VII enter
training at St Vineents hospital.
-
Miss Gladys v. Armstrong Of this
city and Samuel 3. Kent Of Spokane
we're united in marriage last evening
in the parlors Of the Christian church
by the Rev. H H. Hubbell The ring
ceremony was used and the service,
though simple, was extremely pretty.
Only relatives and few trends wit
messed Il Immediately following the
ceremony. the wedding party went 70
the Hopper Kettle where a wedding
dinner was served. The table was
particularly lovely In its decorations
OF pink and white with a nowy
brides cake occupying a prominent
place.
Col. w. W. Robinson, owner Of tht
Yakima Evening Republic, was in the
ny last evening and this forenoon
accompanied By another yakima bus
inessman. They are travelling by au
20.
The Sunshine Club met Thursdal
afternoon AT the home Of Mrs Charlie
Gerklng. The club is composed 0
more than thirty ladies residing u
the country tributary 10 Athena, He
liz and Adams Their aim IL the ad
vancement OF social life in the coun
try and the study OF problems affect
ing social betterment
After the business session, socia
hour with varied entertainment wa
provided Luncheon was then serY
ed. the hostess being assisted by hri
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1916-10-20

anu mAS. L. ~ Juuy. OtH6E lHdIl
club members, Mrs. ]. B. Saylor and
Mrs. W. H. Bailey of Milton, Mrs.
Dean Gerking of Crockett and Mrs
Joe Bagwell, were present.
G. H. Bishop of Freewater demo-
cratic candidate for district attorney
was here yesterday in behalf of his
campaign.
The refreshment committee Of the
Busy Bee Club was delightfully."- en-
tertained at Mrs. Davis home on AL
Ia street yesterday afternoon. After
the business meeting dainty lunch
con was served. Those present were
Mrs. McKiernan, Mrs. W. B. Humph-
rey, Mrs. Kim Morton, Mrs NJ. A.
Ferguson, Mrs. w. P Daniels, Mrs.
". NJ. Wolfe, Mrs Ellen WheelOck.
Mrs H. ]. Davis.
The Civic Club will meet tomorrow
afternoon at o'clock at the llbrarv
building for the purpose of discuss
ing the measures on the ballot All
women interested, whether members
or not are invited to attend. The
club met last Saturday for a similar
purpose and there was big attend
ance and much interest.
Mrs. ]. P. Ford, wife of former
well known Pendleton merchant
but now Of Los Angeles, was guest
Of Mrs. w. A. Storie over night yes
terday. going to Portland today. Mrs
Ford who is en- route home from ar
extended eastern trip had intended
to visit longer in Pendleton but wa
detained by business in Pomeroy. Sh'
will spend 10 days In Portland before
going on to Los Angeles.
Mrs. l. L. Rogers Mrs. T. D. Tav
Ior. Mrs. N. D. cwearingen nri MIS-
Lola Rogers have issued cards for AZ
afternoon OF bridge on Wednesday
October 29th. at 40s Water street.
Charles Mcdonald Of Albee is
I Pendleton visitor
s. c. Stone Of Athena was in thu
city last evening.
Henry Gamble Of Monument,
among the visitors In the city.
William Churchill Of North Yaki
ma Is registered at the St George.
George Krebs and Walter Luckm1l
Of Heppner, are Pendleton visitors
Mack Smith. a Helix business mar
was transacting buslnes here TO-DAY
s. II. webb and DIN Hayes are reg
istered at the st. George from Asto
ria.
Chas Mcdonald, prominent Albe
stockman Is a Pendleton visitor 70
day.
NJ. D. Smith. prominent Junipei
farmer. Is spending the day In tn
city.
VIII switzler. prominent youn
stockman Of Umatilla, is in the cit
today.
D. A. Scotia and B. B. Gillespie n
Rtzyile. are registered at the Pen
/ dleton
, Mr. and Mrs r. A. Bah Of Westo
. are among the visitors in Pendleto
!. toGay
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1916-10-20
WOMAN HAD
NERVOUS TROUBLE
Lydia E. Pinkham's Vegeta,
BILE Compound Helped Her.

West Dandy, NJ Y.-"I have had
nervous trouble all my life until took
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1916-10-20

Make arrangements for yourself and family to spend
either Sunday afternoon or evening at the Pastme The
Shop Girl will be the best picture in Pendeton and the
Pastmes new Fooplayer Pipe Organ insures the only
proper Interpretation for pictures.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1916-10-20

A. Heischman. Mrs. Claude Reeder
and Mrs. L. D. Judy. other than
club members, Mrs. ]. B. Saylor and
Mrs. W. H. Bailey of Milton, Mrs.
Dean Gerking of Crockett and Mrs
Joe Bagwell, were present.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1916-10-20

G. H. Bishop of Freewater demo-
cratic candidate for district attorney
was here yesterday in behalf of his
campaign.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1916-10-20

BIUu,T UP TO A STANDARD-NOT DOWN TO A
PRICE,
Try and be at the afternoon show if possible.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1916-10-20

From the minute their eyes first met on ship board
when she first appeared in gorgeous fashionfnery his
sister knew that he loved her
Having higher aspirations for him. she seeks to keep
them apart but her opposition simply fans the flame OF
love the stronger and though he loses her for awhile he
finds her again in fathcrushing situation but just in
time to save her.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1916-10-20

The first meeting of the season Of
the Fortnightly Bridge Club will be
held next Tuesday evening at the
home of Mrs. Royal NJ. Sawtelle with
Mrs. Sawtelle and Mrs. Merle R.
Chessman as hostesses
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1916-10-20

Owing to the inability to secure a
piano Of proper tune for the Metho-
dist church, the concert of Marcus
A. Kellerman, famous violinist, will
be held in the high school auditorium
as originally planned. The violtnist
will play here tomorrow evening as &
special lyceum attraction.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1916-10-20

hrA ]. P. Lord Of Los Angeles,
formerly a resident of this city. stop
ped off In Pendleton yesterday for
a visit enroute back from an eastern
trip. She Is a guest of Mrs. w. A.
Storie.
The daily commonwealth. (Greenwood, Leflore Co., Miss.) 1916-1919, 1916-11-06
cHUM BoB's SPORTING TALK.

New York, Nov. 6--(By Union AS
ISOLATED Press.)-The later the season
the more exciting the football game.
Today has a full schedule and al
though the big colleges occupy the
center of the stage no little interest is
displayed in the engagement between
Ohio and Wisconsin universities which
takes place at Columbus today. The
Ohio men have had two weeks of COM
parative rest since their sensational
game with Illinois and Coach Wilce
says he expects his men to capture the
bacon in good order.
Harvard has put its most available
men in work this week in preparing
for today's struggle. Dave Duncan,
who only Joined the eleven last week
upon his return from Texas, has
shown in the few days he has been
back that he is as good as ever as a
substitute guard. Jeff Coolidge, the
newcomer at Harvard, is also a won-
der as an end rush.
The daily commonwealth. (Greenwood, Leflore Co., Miss.) 1916-1919, 1916-11-06
Campaign Methods Changed.

As denoting the new style in pc.
litical campaigning the manufacturer
say that there has been very little de-
mand this year for campaign Access
sories." The most marked changes
appear to have taken place in the use
Of campaign buttons, the probable
number Of which in the whole United
States has fallen off from 100000
lin the Cleveland Roosevelt cam
paign) to about 100000 at present.
The number of transparencies in use
in political organization has fallen of
in like proportions, and in this city in
which in recent campaigns there were
as many as 800 banners stretched
across the streets, there are up to
date in New York City fewer than 30.
On the other hand, there has been q
large increase in the number Of badges
worn, and this is especially true of the,
white satin barges which carry the
names of the nominees. The most
notable change, however, is in the
number of small American flags car
ried in parades and at meetings.
The daily commonwealth. (Greenwood, Leflore Co., Miss.) 1916-1919, 1916-11-06
G. H. s. DEFEATS GRENADA HIGH
IN FOOT BALL GAME.


The Grenada High School football
team visited Greenwood last Friday
and met the local High School boys in
what was expected to be a fast game.
1t vas fast in only n particular
it took a fast man at figures to keep
up with Greenwood's points.
The final score was rs to six. At
the end of the second quarter the score
stood IS to Q in favor of the local boys,
In the third quarter the first team
players were removed and the second
team put in their place. It was in the
third quarter that the Grenada boys
made their only touch down.
The daily commonwealth. (Greenwood, Leflore Co., Miss.) 1916-1919, 1916-11-06
Fat Policemen Not Liked.

Nobody loves the fat man; not even
the Police Commissioner. He has de-
cided that fat. and awkward police
ment are an eyesore to the community.
They must shake off some Of the
weight that burdens them in their
work. A drill now and then will not
suffice to diminish the imperfect waist
line. The policemen were told to ex-
ercise every night and morning, but
they failed to enthuse over the sug-
gestion. The result is a heartbreaking
calisthenic drill in the station house
before starting on their tour of duty.
So from now on the honest guardians
Of the peace will bend and wiggle,
puff and moan before going on duty.
Imagine q cop who tips the scales at
275 doubling up until he can touch the
floor with the palms Of his hands. Who
wants to be a cop? Only the 1875
Founders, who have been doing gym"
work.