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East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1916-03-18

WASHINGTON, March l8.-' Plan
your backyard garden on paper in
advance" is the advice Of the yege-
table garden specialists Of the Z. S.
Department Of Agriculture. a little
indoor gardening Of this sort will en-
able YOU to have fresh vegetables
throughout the season and will make
the same ground. the little extra la
/ Dor and expense, yield two or three
opted the idea Many new mads have
monty raised in small gardens. Where
I two or three crops are grown instead
/ Of one. a comparatively small garden
will supply the average family with
fresh vegetables all season. More
over. such planning i'm advance will
enable YOU to get the ground ready in
time for planting and TO secure your
seeds and plant them at the dates
which give each variety its best grow
ling conditions For example, if you
VII thus plant the plot TO be devoted
to peas by the time your first crop is
/ harvested, the second crop will be in
bearing. and the plants Of the third
well advanced.
All the tools that are necessary for
indoor gardening which can be made
an interesting recreation for the whole
household, are a large sheet Of wrap
ping paper, a ruler and a pencil. After
looking over the garden and selecting
the plot Of soil best suited for your
purpose. measure this and outl ne it
on paper on a scale Of IA or is inch
to the foot.
Next study your garden bulletins or
books on horticulture and the seed
catalogues to determine what can be
grown in your climate under the con-
ditions Of exposure soil and drainage
in your back yard. This study may
! lead you to plan bitches to improve
drainage, show you that your soil
needs finely sifted ashes to break up
its sticky character, or that you must
add rotted manure. dried blood bone
meal, wood ashes lime or other fer
ulizers TO make it suitable for vege-
tables.
The Family Consultation.
Then comes the consultation with
the family TO determine the sorts oi
Vegetables the different member,
like. and which, therefore. they per-
sonaly will be interested in rails ng
Confine your selections to the stand
, ard nell-,red sorts Finally. ana thi.
is most important is the conference
between the garden force ana tho
housewife as to what vegetables re-
ally are worth raising in the bach
yard. 1t will hardly pay to raise il
small space potatoes. corn, cucum.
bers, squashes or melons, which oc-
cupy large area IN proportion Il
weld and which can be bought cheap
|, ly i'll nearby markets.
In general. the aim of the back
yard gardener should be to raise those
vegetables which are either expensv,
or in which flavor or quality depend.
. importantly ON absolute freshness
Peas and string or lima beans. to bt
at their best, should be cooked almos
immediately after they are gathered
1 Peas kept even for a day lose theil
t delicate bloom and sweetness. Conse
y quently as much space as possibl,
d should be devoted to such vegetables
b and other vegetables IN which fresh
ness does not count so Importantly
Z should largely be used as filters t.
!, keep the ground at work. Efforts al
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1916-03-18

trial bottle free OF charge can be OBJ
tanned by writing to Dr W. B Cald-
well. 454 Washington stdeet. Month
cello, III.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1916-11-07
Have New Ball.


Verify, II seems that the Washington
bowler can never be satisfied. First he
rolled the five-inch ball. but wanted
larger scores and brought out the 5A-
inch sphere. This causing some con-
fusion by having the b-inch rolled at
the same time the A. C. B. A. tried to
correct matters by introducing the uni
versal 4K-inch ball. This proved I'M
popular and the b-inch was brought
back. and now the Royal and Conti-
mental teams. of the District League have
obtained an entirely new one. II is a
5-inch ball, but is about three ounces
heavier than the regulation sphere and
IL made Of n composition brick and
fiber Each team Is In possession of
three. They were obtained from a deal
or In Cleveland, Ohio
30 far the results gained with them
have been generally above the ordinary,
one bowler having rolled two scores re-
, Gently OF more than 100 with them. Tho
ball appears to be especially efficient in
working Its way through to pins that
ordinarily are difficult to hit because OF
the ball caroming to one side. Such
breaks as the basket" are made easier
with 1t, and on a strike hit No. 8 pin.
just behind the headpin. seldom Is left
standing, as ia SO often the case with
the mineralite and lignum vitae.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1916-11-07
Big Scores Scarcer.

DiE scores are becoming fewer. Sew
eral big sets were rolled every evening
in the first part of the season. but 1.eO0
marks now attract considerable notice
Columbians. in the National Capital
League. had the only 1900 total of last
nights rolling. with games OF ga. 1884,
three from the National Capitals. Mich
aud. OF the Columbians, was high.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1916-11-07
Chevy Chase Women Are
Best Over Golf Course

Women golfers OF Chevy Chase Club
were successful in all matches played
over their course yesterday against the
picked team Of eleven from the other
local country clubs. Summary:
Mrs. Ormsby McCammon defeated
Mrs. 5. r. DeFarges (Bannockburn), .
up: Mrs. C. L. Frailey defeated Miss
Bertha LOCKER Washington. I up Is
holes); Miss Lacey defeated Mrs. Al
pheus Winter cColumbia). s and I: Mrs.
Fleming Newbold defeated Miss A. N.
Doyle CColumbia), s and (; Miss Louise
Hacker defeated Miss Mitchell (Colum-
bia). and s; Mrs. Stetson defeated Miss
Georgia Herring (Bannockburn). and
4: Mrs. Corcoran Thorn defeated Miss
Alice Burbage Bannockburnl, and .:
Mrs. l.. o. Cameron defeated Mrs. Wal
ter Ballard Washington, 3 and 2: Mrs.
Mevay defeated Miss e; Patterson
defeated Miss Patterson (Bannock-
burn: 8 and 4 Mrs. T. A. Clayton de-
feated Mrs. Earl Wheeler CWashing-
toni, and 4.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1916-11-07
Pimlico Race Track
Entries for Tomorrow

First race-C1aiming: two-year- odds. six
furlongs. 1ntriguer. 1lb; Polonium Omp.). ITO;
Little Cottage. ITO: Flare. 10; Gold Bond. lis;
lantana, lo1; 'Sargon II dmp), los; Kimbcr-
~. 10; otseso. ITO.
Second race-''The Patspsco'' steepiechase;
selling four-yesr.olds and up; two and a
quarter miles. New Haven. lG; Sixty-four.
IA; Early Light. 1i6: Meshach, 1877; Bachelor.
l32; Gray Leg. 1873; Racebrook. iB; Dixon
Park, 1i7: Golden Vale. 1870.
Third racs-Claiming; maidens: two-year-
olds and up; one mile. Shooting Star. ITO;
sea Urchin, 106; Passion, lc7; woodfair, ll6;
King Mart, il6: Ampere ii Cimp.). ITO; Capital
Prize. IS; Agnes O., ll3; KinEling II ump.).
ITO: Tyrant, 95: onwa. %; Rebel. s6.
Fourth race-Pimiico Fall Serial Number
three -year-old and up; one mile and forty
nor. los; Leochares. 1870; F1ittergoid, 1l5;
Ninety Simplex. ioe; 'Xylon. los: 'chiclet, M
wood entry.
Fifth race-Seiling handicap; three-year.
olds and up; six furlongs. Estimable. nt
Minstrel l06: Salon, los: True as Steel, liS
Edna Kenna, 100; Blue Cap. los: Huda',
Brother. 100: DIR. r. l.. swarenser. 20: Sher.
nonade. io6; Freda johnson. los; shrapnel. %
Surprising. %: Altamaha, 100: Brookneld. IS
Sixth race-Claiming: two-year-oids si,
furlongs Wall Street, lis; .Supernal, l07
Burbank. lla: 'Hasty Cora, 10; Grand Jury
Ito: Bright Star. 100; Glorine. l07: Tyrant, 10
Napoleon. ITO.
Seventh race-"The casweii Handicap
a furlong. Solid Rock. 1oi; Gin Field, io6
Napier. IS: Syrian. III; Little Nearer. III
, Old Broom, Ill: Yodeling, lo2; Madame Herr
mann, lo4.
Apprentice allowance claimed.
Weather clear; track fast.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1916-11-07

prominents who are organizing the In
terstate League to decide an individual
champion. Representatives of WASH
ington. Baltimore. Richmond, Norfolk
Portsmouth, and Hagerstown were on
hand and letters from several other
cities were read, including one from
Waynesboro, Pa.
This city was represented by Harry
Krauss and Peyton b. Fletcher; Balti-
more, Manager Morrison, of the Regent
alleys; Richmond. C. H. Cosby: Norfolk,
]. Roam; Portsmouth, ]. II. Neville. and
Hagerstown by Peyton Nicely.
Some Of the other cities expected to
come into the organization are Mar
tinsburg, Cumberland. Harrisonburg.
and Staunton, Roam, OF Norfolk, was
appointed temporary president, and
Krauss temporary secretary.
1t Is planned to start the competition
some time in the early spring In order
not to inteyfere with the regular bowl
ing season. An individual champion
will be determined in each city, each
to put up 500 for its franchise, which
will partly defray the expenses OF the
city champions travelling from one town
to another. All contestants will roll
fifty games. high average in each city
to determine its representative.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1916-11-07
Where They Roll
Tonight.

Knights OF Columbus-Santa Marias
VS.. Salvadors; Champlains VS.. Ninas.
at National Capital.
Columbia BARRIERS vs.. Columbias. at
Columbia.
Masonic-Pentalphs vs.. Mt. Pleasant;
Hiram VS.. East Gate; Potomac VS.. Co
lumbia, at Royal.
Arcade-w. r. Roberts Company VS.
Kings Palace. at Arcade.
Agriculture Interbureau-Plant In
dustry VS.. Chemistry. at Casino.
NEUTRALITY-SUSPICIOUS. VS.. Stenographers
at Arcade.
Bureau OF Printing ard Engraving
Electricians VS.. Tigep5. at Rathskeller
Postoffice-Supplb>s VS.. Mailing; Post
masters VS.. Station B. at Postoffice.
Mt. Decentralization Vs. Corby
Bakery, at Arcade.
Navy Yard-sight VS.. Erecting. a,
Capitol Hill.
observation-disclosures VS.. Drafting
at Palace.
Washington City .Tenpin-Commis-
VS.. Royals. at Royal.
Southeast-Model Lunch vs. Cannon
Balls, at Southeast.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1916-11-07
Compete for Turkeys.

Bowlers at the Southeast alleys are
rolling some exceptional scores in their
efforts to get among tho qualifying nifty
for the roll-off Thanksgiving for six
turkeys. The bowlers are given UP I'M
til Thanksgiving to qualify. the nifty
with the three best scores to be selected
for the final competition.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1916-11-07
Freddie Welsh Demands
His Own Terms for Bout

TOLEDO, Ohio. Nov. Freddie
Welsh will accept a boxing match with
Johnny Kilbane only on his own terms,
according to q message received last
night by local promoters from Welsh 8
manager.
to an offer made by the club for a
twelve pound no-decision bout between
the two champions. The lightweight
champion accepted the offer of $40. go.
but his demand 10 that the weight shall
be l35 pounds at o'clock the after
noon Of the fight.
Kilbane is said to insist on articles
of agreement calling for 1913 pounds
ringside. the legitimate lightweight
limit.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1916-11-07
Tex Richard Would Run
Great Sporting Club

eNEw YORK, Nov TEX Richard,
who staged the great bout between Jim
Jeffries and Jack johnson, and later
brought Frank Moran and Jess Willard
together In the Garden here. Is now
negotiating n five-year lease upon the
Madison Square Garden and. II things
run correctly. may purchase the prop
erty.
kickard seeks to build up a club here
on the lines OF the National Sporting
Club Of London, Its members coming
from the highest classes OF society. Such
a club would attain leadership In box
ing. and have an influence all over the
country.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1916-11-07
Tenpin Prospects Bright.

encouragement ran high at the meet
ing in Baltimore yesterday OF tenpin
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1916-11-07
BOWLING WITH PALM
IS EUROPEAN: STYLE
Nothing Astonishing About
"Count" GengIers Perform
anoes Here Last Spring.
BY r. d. THOMAS.

when John Gengler, the Hoooken
bowler. rolled tenpin balls from the
palm Of his hand with as great effect
as most beginners using the holes. in
an exhibition following the A. b. c. A.
tournament here last spring. spectators
/. were little snort OF astonIshed.
Yet. according to Gengler, this Ia one
of the most popular forms Of rolling In
Europe where, as a native Of Germany.
he at one time was considered the
premier tenpin roller. Even in Ameri-
ca. here and there In cities that boast
large German populations. bowlers will
be found who roll tenpin balls without
~fingerholes. They use the palm and
wrist to direct the sixteen-pound
sphere on its course down the runway.
Gengler often rolls a better game in
this manner than with the fingerholes.
The Counts uncanny skill in spin
ming and hooking the ball Is accom-
piished almost entirely with the use of
to the left of the ball. As the sphere
leaves his hand he crooks his little fin-
ger rapidly, giving the ball practically
he same position that the ordinary
bowler obtains by twisting the wrist
slightly.
denglers style also differs from that
of American bowlers IN that he never
takes a run and slide before delivering
the ball Standing just back OF the
foul line; hetakes one long step. stretch
ing his body far forward. The Ameri-
can practice Of running with the ball
would be regarded with amazement In
Europe. he declares.
Gengler halls from Luxembourg apd
has been In this country only two years
His most remarkable performance was
in Brussels three years ago when ht
rolled thirty-four consecutive strikes
which Is believed to be q worlds record
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1916-11-07
AVERAGES 118 FOR
SIX DUCKP|N GAMES
Goddard Has Highest Depart
mental League Mark, But
litzau Is Real Leader.

Andy Goddard. Of Navy. has the high
est average. ISL, in the Departmental
Duckpin League. but has rolled only
six games. Lltzau. of Treasury. is the
real leader with 111.3 for nine games.
The league figures follow:
TEAM STANDING
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1916-11-07
LEAGUE.


TotAls,,.. 6e6 ~ 90
JKpIN LHAOrn
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Rolls to Reduce.

Mrs. John L. Vaeth, whose husband
is quite a bowler. also can roll duckpins
a few, but hasn't been active on the
alleys for several years. Since stop
ped rolling" says Mrs. Vaeth, II have
gained. oh. ever so many pounds, and
I'm going to start rolling again soon to
get rid OF some OF 'em. It's a good way
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1916-11-07
Woman Champion Wins.

= Mrs. Jack Reilly. champion tenpin
bowler OF the country. has accumulated
new honors by winning the champion
ship Of the Chicago Journals headpin
tournament.
The Arvada enterprise., 1916-11-09
To Live Long,!

rccip" given by famous ply.
slcinh for long NJ" was: Keep the
kidneys In good order Try 10 cllml.
mite through ia" skin mud Intostincs
the pDiAOns TINT otherwise clog ~" Nd.
n"ys Avoid emitting mont NJ much M
possible, nyuid too much Enl' nlrphol,
ten. Drink plenty Of water"
For thos" pngt middle ll'c. for those
rnslly recognized symptoms ~ lnllnm.
mnlIpn a. bn"knch". sending "wnt"r,"
Or II uric ncld Ia the blood hns rnusri
rh"uiuullHn, rusty" Joints, stiffness.
get Auuri" nj ~" drug siOr" This In
n wonderful "limluHiDr Of uric HrI1 and
wns discovered by Dr. pI"rc" ~ In
nlids' llpt"l Buffalo. y. y. n your
dugglsi dpoa not keep n send 10 cents
20 Dr. Pierce FOR iinl package md you
viii know TINT It ~ mnny times
NOR" potent thnn lIthln and TINT n Dis.
solves uric bcid NJ hot wal"r does
sugar.
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Surprised Dinner Party.

Ia II recently published book Sir
Henry Lucy has II charming story Of
Tia" lat" Canon Anger. The canon
wns very fond Of children. and set out
one night To attend n party given "by
children for children"
'-Jon'l nunUunc" me-" he said TO the
servant.
L"nviUg his coat aud hat downstnlr,
hc quietly opened ,hc drawing room
door, wh"r" the buzz Of voices nm.
nouncrd the pr"s"nc" of company
Dropping ON his hands AMI knees he
entered. making strange noises distinct.
ly resembling the ncighlng of n horse
Awnr" ol II dead silence, he looked up
nnd found the guests assembled for uu
"ightO'clnck dinner regarding him
with disgust not unmiycd with nlnrm.
1l" childr"ns pnrty wus next door
i"ulh's Companion.
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Minor Mention.

A ski club has been organized at
lampa
\ new Blue HIrd cottage is being
Planned for Boulder.
Fort Collins has abolished hitching
posts on paved stress.
Not in twenty years have there been
SO few vacant houses in Pueblo,
Beet pulp wagons are prohibited
from using the streets of Fort Collins.
Over 80 carloads Of lambs were re.
cotved at the Fort Collins yards in
three days
Shipments Of cattle from Hugo in
the last fortnight have ranged in value
around $l5U,Ooo.
There are POO people in Rollinsville
and there are new families moving in
every day
b. II, Moon has sold section of
non-irrisatcd land to l.. H. Gcrstenber.
ger Of Byers for sl2,SO
Mrs. Anna Nagel Schirmcr, wife Of
ease in her home in Denver.
The Espy Ice Company is building
Il new dam above Rollnsvillc, twenty.
five feet high and 200 icct wide.
Plans to purchase both the Soda
Springs park and the Mansions park
are being made by Manitou citizens.
Thomas II Gibson, n deputy in the
Denver city attorneys office, must
pay his wife, Dororhca. $40 n week
temporary alimony.
The Pueblo Trades and Labor As,
sombly has indOrs"d plans for the pur
chase of the Wade building in that
city for labor temple
Ranchmcn in Routr county are ad.
Vortising Tor lahor"rs. offering 81 Il
day and board FOR able bodied men
who can handle farm work.
Fricndlcss and alone, although ap
parently possessed of some means,
Martha Scanlon, 81 years old. died in
q rooming house in Denver.
II. L. Nudge. reelected president OF
the Denver K Rio Grandc at the an
nual meeting OF the board of direct Ors.
returned from New York to Denver
There were 200 candidates ON nine
tickets for Colorado voters to select
from at Tuesdays election. Eight
special measures were also on the bal.
lot.
Miss Agnes McKcnna. teacher in
the Chcltcnham school, is in a serious
condition at her home in Denver as
the result OF a blow over the heart
from golf club
The city OF Colorado Springs has in.
creased its holdings of lands on The
The Arvada enterprise., 1916-11-09
incorriQibIc Elirt.

\ newly married coupl" have Just
moved into u bungalow In whnt the
real estate r""pl" call ~ new develop.
m"nt" near New York. The brnryolrn,
'nnd company runs nn electric CIR from
the property tD the RAILWAY station.
This cur. which nik" the TouncryllIc
,r"ll"yJ meets all trains, Is manned, n
nsuul, by u conductor and motor.
nan both Of whom ar" naturally on
,"ry friendly terms with th" patrons.
fh" other day IN" brides mother came
" visit her. She noticed rhnt her
laughter often wnycd n greeting to.
ward the electric car az II pnssod the
house "Why Gndyz" snId the old
Indy, edo You know nil NJ" conductors
pn thI. liu" ulrudyf" Exchange.
The Arvada enterprise., 1916-11-09
COLORADO STATE NEWS

north Of Pixies Peak by the addition
OF the rac, on which is located The
Half Wa house.
Joseph EitAOwcn Eriud. Denver
manufacturer for thirty-siN years. Sc.
cured Il divorce from his aC,rcss.wife.
Mrs. Autotnctc lc Bvm Brind before
the District Court of Denver.
If present plans are realized tor the
construction of new road through
Deer creek, the distance hrlwccn Den
yer and Railcys will be reduced by
twelve and on"-hulr miles.
All Della mourns over the tragic
death Of Ted" Widncy. the popular
fullbaCl Of the Delta High school foot,
ball squad, as result OF an injury re.
ceircd in the football game in paonia,
The Colorado school of Mines at
Golden has been designated AS the
first school in the United States to
become a federal military college un.
der the provisions Of the national de.
icnse act Of June >, 1916.
Twcnty.thrc" exhibitors have pledged
themselves to make displays NJ the
free flower show to be held in tho
Auditorium Nov. 10 and II, under the
auspices of the Denver Society of
Ornamental Horticulture"
\ mangcl wurAcl beet weighing iii.
teen and onc-quurtCr pounds was pro.
duced on the truck farm OF f. W.
Smith, at WhcatridEc ttis season. The
crop, grown ON a small garden patch
for COW feed. ran more than thirty
tons to the acre.
Horace G. Benson was accorded the
right to run rs III" Peoples party can
didatv for district attorney as well as
the candidate of the indcpcndcn, vor.
crs i'll Denver when the supreme
Court reversed the decision given by
District Judg" Shcafor.
Mrs Margaret \. Campion filed suit
in the District Court in Denver
agains, the Denver Tramway Compuny
to recover $4,000 damages for the
death of her late husband, James II.
Campiom. who was killed ON tn" SiN
tcenth street viaduc, Oct. >.
Delegates from Colorado and other
states in the union will meet in q con
ference in Chicago next month to
make plans for nation wide move
mcnt for the improvement OF farm
| credit accommodations. and the check
ing OF waste in both tho production
Farmers who wish to make loans on
their lands at low rate OF interest
and for long period OF time under
the new federal farm loan act cstab.
l,shing twelve banks In various sec
| lions Of the country can greatly assist
the federal farm loan board in its
| v ork by making their wants known.
The Arvada enterprise., 1916-11-09
FOREIGN

Gen. Rouqucs. minister OF war. has
arrived al Saloniki.
Cardinal Francis Della Volpi. T.
years old, died at Rome
The Danish ship Esbcru Snur" wxs
abandoned at sea on fire
Tho Marquis Henri Charles de Gr..
tcuil, famous parsonage In parisian
society ana iniimat" friend of the
late King Edward of England. died in
Paris
Gabrielle d'Annunzio, the poet. has
been promoted to captain for bravery
IN an attack on Oct. lO.ll. The poet
was also recommended . second tim.
Tor the silver medal for valor
So far not . word has been printed
IN Berlin about th, sinking OF the
steamship Marina. l'nril all the facts
are known no expression of public
opinion win be- available.
Belfast dispatch says the loss ol
He IN III" disaster to tho steamers
Retriever and Conn"mara aggregates
n!no'ytwo. Only two persons are
known TO have been saved.
br. Fisher, an American physician
living At Santa Rugalin, was killed by
IA" villa bandits under Gen Baud"lio
TRIBE, according to III" statement of u
Mexican refugee who arrived ~ ChI.
huhhnn city from Santa Rosalia
II was officially announced In Bor
lin that the imperial military tribunal
has rejected the appeal of Dr. Kari
ld"bhn"ch', th" Socialist leader. from
III" sentence imposed upon him by the
oourtmHrtinl =, Berlin
The French Language may be used
IN III" Roman Catholic scparat.
HchoolH IN Ontario only in lower
grades. the priyy council OF England
holds, according to cablod summary
~ q decision hy the highosl court IN
10" empire. received ~ Montreal
After shooting the trcniynnr mi!
IihrY guhrdB OF N" EOuthhDund paa
aengcr train which lon murrl. villa
bandits looted the train. robbed tho
rnHHonR"rH and even took the cloth
Ink from III" women pnsscngrrH on
tho train. according 10 d chihuahua
Ciy report.
a spectacular mir Gat'ln IN which .
French fyur In o single handed nuarl
on group ol IIN German ngiulorB.
hrnyHhl down on" machine. nH. an
u"unood by ih" war office M Paris A
ruHhfou hnatrurd 40 M. Ffrn,hmauH
Hid nnI brought down anulhrr Grr
man machine. putting tho other. 10
iI.rn' a tbIrd German 1oropInur up
n"' down by ~" French ~ cry In
'l" @onn"hrl forp,,
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She Countercd Neatly.

Three young chaps w"r" eating In
'h" dining room ~ "u" of rItlsburgh's
pleasure parks, aud incidentally were
trying T." i'irt with the pretty waitress.
After dcvonring everything IN sight
they decided to hav" som" lee crrnm
ana cake
"Whnt Kind viii you have? Dcyirs
food, plain or nut cakes asked The
waitress.
Give ~" dcyil's food" said two OF
them, and the other asked for walnut
"nkc,
Two devils and ou" nut" cried The
bright young girl.