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The Tucumcari news and Tucumcari times. [volume] (Tucumcari, N.M.) 1907-1921, 1916-03-23
A Simple Trap Nest.

half inches from screw to steel rod X.
A is the door covered with one.half
inch wire netting. Tho platform Is
held of tho bottom by wire ataples
and rod Y goc through Il. A. the
door. has staples for the rod to go
through, as shown at the tip, and one
inch from that Is where the screws
hold. ID is a partition three inches
high to keep the nesting material in
place.
The Tucumcari news and Tucumcari times. [volume] (Tucumcari, N.M.) 1907-1921, 1916-03-23
UNIFORMITY IN EGGS URGED
Separate oark.colOred Eggs From tho
Light and Keep the Different
Sizes by Themselves.

II will be worth an experiment to
assert eggs before selling them, by
separating the ~dark'colored eggs from
those that are light, and also having
the different Sizes together.
Appearance is worth n great deal
In the selling of an article, and eggs
will sell quicker than anything else 10
SEN to market In an attractive man.
ner, which adds at least ~one-fourth
more to the prices.
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few boards, a saw and a hammer, can
do as much. once made. they will
be good for several seasons. DO not
I'LL with earth to the top.
BY tho time the plants are trans
planted in the fats there will be many
days when they can be placed outside
for n few hours. This should be done
whenever possible.
Bulbs plunged In ashes should be
ready to bring to the window by this
time.
The Tucumcari news and Tucumcari times. [volume] (Tucumcari, N.M.) 1907-1921, 1916-03-23
BILIOUS, HEADACHY,
SICK "CASCARETS"
Gently cleanse your liver and
sluggish bowels while
you sleep.
"
Got q 10.cnnt box.


Sick headache, b%lliousness. dizzi.
ness, coated tongue. foul taste and foul
brcath-always trace them 10 torpid
liver; de- Jed, fcrmenting food in the
bowels or sour. gassy stomach.
Poisonous matter clogged In the IN.
testincs. instead OF being cast out
OF the system is re.absorbcd into the
blood. When this poison reaches the
delicate brain tissue II causes con.
scstion and that duh. throbbing, sick.
ening headache.
Cascarets Immediately cleanse tho
stomach, remove the sour. undigested
food and foul gases, take the excess
bile from the liver and carry out all
the constlpatod waste matter and
poisons In the bowels.
a Cascaret tonight will surely
s%traightcn You out by morning. They
work Will. you sleep-a 10.cent box
from your druggist means your head
clear, stomach sweet end your liver
and bowels regular for months. Adv.
Greenhcart wood from British
Guiana Is said TO outlast 'rDn or steel
when used under water.
The Tucumcari news and Tucumcari times. [volume] (Tucumcari, N.M.) 1907-1921, 1916-03-23
CLEANSE THE PORES
OF Your Skin and Make Il Fresh and
Clear by Using c%utieura. Trial Free.

When suffering from pimples, black.
heads, redness or r%oughness. smear
the skin with Cuticura Ointment.
Then wash or with Cuticura Soap and
hot water, These supor.creamy emol-
licnts do much for the skin because
they prevent pore clogging.
Free sample each by mail with Book.
Address postcard, Cuticura, Dept. l.,
Boston. Sold everywhere.-Adv.
The Tucumcari news and Tucumcari times. [volume] (Tucumcari, N.M.) 1907-1921, 1916-03-23
Miscellaneous

O. Berlin, General Merchandise. u. s.
Postmaster, Obar, n. NJ.
X. r. Wilson, Huckster. McAlister. N.
NJ.
o. W.. Warner, General Merchandise.
Lesbia, n. NJ.
D. o. Branson & Son, General Merchsn.
disc. Kirk, n. NJ.
Curry q Araeon, General Grocery
Store and Dry Goods, Newkirk, N. NJ.
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Roy

A. X. Davis, General Merchandise.
Roy. New Mexico.
Goodman Mere. Co. General Mer-
chandise, Roy, n. NJ.
J. B.. Lusk, Attorney and Counsel
lor at law, Roy, n. NJ.
Roy Buffet, Wines, Liquors and Ct
CARS. A patricks, Prop.
Roy Trust a. Savings Bank. Safe do
pository for your money.
X. A. Pendleton. Blacksmith. Pat
ronage solicited, opposite bank.
Variety Machine Works. G. II. An
derson & Sons, Props. Roy, n. NJ.
Floersheim Nero. Co. Wholesale ana
retail General Merchandise. Roy. N. N.
Lucero a. Evans. Props. Jewell Bar,
wines. liquors and cigars, Roy, n. M.
II. Il. Woodward. Groceries. Har
ness and shoes repaired. Roy, N. NJ.
Roy Telephone Exchange, Mrs. Eth.
ell NJ. Harper. Prop, Roy. New Mex.
Fairview Pharmacy. DIR. M. ID. Gibbs
Prop. medicines, cigars, etc., Roy. N.
NJ.
Baum Brothers. Tin shop. stove
store. wagon and harness, Roy, New
Mexico.
Roy Cafe. Phone IL. meals 25s. nice-
ly furnished room in connection. EN-
lila Romero. Prop.
Southwestern Hotel. rooms. west Of
depot, rates reasonable. G. Kitcheil.
Prop, Roy. New Mexico.
The New Barber Shop. new bath
room and up.to.date fixtures. Modern
shop. Chas. Weatherell, Prop.
The Elite Cafe Il Bakery. Every.
thing good to eat" Meals. ESQ. o.
tega Building. Roy, n. NJ.
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Duran

r. r. Eating House. Mrs. A. r. SImp.
son. Duran, n. NJ.
City Hotel. Rooming House. Mrs, LII.
lie Davis. Propr.. Duran, N. NJ.
Drug store, j. NJ. GreSory, NJ, d., Du.
ran. n. NJ.
C. o. Hedges, Barber, Duran, N. NJ.
The cedars Hotel, Mrs. ID, NJ. II.
Hodges, Propr., Duran, ~. NJ.
Mrs. J. e. Durham. Board and Room,
Duran. n. NJ.
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Mosquero

K~ingsbury & Sons. General Msrchsn-
disc. dealer In grain, Mosquero, New
Mexico.
Percheron Stallion, largest horse Ia
New Mexico. NJ. l.. Woods, MosQuero.
N. NJ. wner
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Endee

Endee Variety Drug Store. Dever &
Dever. Props. Endee. n. NJ.
!. N. H~edseeoek, General Merchandise,
Endee. N. NJ.
J. w. Rogers. General Merchandise.
Epdee. ". NJ.
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Santa Rosa

Santa Rosa Drug Store, Jas, n. Van
Horn. NJ. D., Propr., Santa Rosa, n.
n.
Santa Rosa Mercantile Co., General
Merchandise. Santa Rosa, n. NJ.
n. q. Ellison, General Merchandise.
Santa Rosa, N. M.
Midland Hotel, NJ. G. Nuckles. Prop,
Santa Rosa, n. NJ.
Jones q Gleason, Pool Hall and Sa.
loon, Santa Rosa, N. NJ.
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In Backward Borneo.

According TO the Horseless .'ge,
there are only five automobiles in
In the United States. Now you under
stand why there are no gasoline mil.
lionaires in North British Borneo.-
Richmond Times.D Dispatch.
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Uneasy Seat.

My" said little Alfred, as he
looked up from his book, this sailor
must have beer some acrobat"
why. doar?" queried his mother.
Because" replied Alfred, 1T says
IN the book. Having lii his pipe he sat
down ON his chest youths Com
panion,
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French

The French Lumber Co, 8. r. Pei
phrey. Mgr. French. N. NJ.
Hotel Winona. First class accomo-
dations, short orders. Mrs. A. S. Ha-
vens, Prop, French, ~. NJ.
Donaldson's Market. J. r. Donaldson,
Prop, groceries and vegetables. soda
fountain. French. n. NJ.
Coffin a. Co. General Merchandise,
the best Of everything, French, ". M.
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Mills

NJ. s. Berentz, Lumber, groceries.
-four, feed, etc, Mills. y. VI.
Meikle Bros, General Merchandise.
Mills, y. NJ. Auto livery a specially.
Calls answered uay or night.
Get n home near Mills, N. NJ. In
formation about state lands. home
stesds, etc. Write Z. Il. Deaton.
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Vaughn

e. A. Weideman, Justice OF the Peace
East Vaughn, N, NJ.
Miller Drug Co., G. A.. Miller. Physician
and Surgeon, Vaughn, N. NJ.
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Nara Visa

Farmers and Merchants Trust & Saw.
lnss Bank, Capital Stock $4,000, o.
o. Gragg. Cashier. Nara Visa. N. NJ.
The First National Bank, Capital
Stock s25. 10000 A. p. Scissor. Cash.
Ter, Nara Visa, New Mexico.
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San Jon

San Jon Drug Store and Hotel. San
Jon. New Mexico.
c. =. Msrden, General Merchandis Sc.
San Jon. New Mexico.
A. r. Hurt, General Blacksmith and
Horse Sheer. San Jon. N. NJ.
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CuerVO
Rock Island Hotel, Bailey Kelly, Prog.

Rock Island Hotel, Bailey Kelly. Prog.
CueryO. y. NJ.
J. r. Hardin, U. s. Com, Livery Stable
and Feed Yard. Cuervo, y. NJ.
Or. A. A. Sanford. Physician and Sur.
geon. Cuervo. n. NJ.
Q. p. Morrison, General Merchandise.
Oklahoma Hotel. Cueryo, N. NJ.
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Economics OF the Rich.

knickcr-Gasoline is going up.
BOcker-Maybe we can run the car
on champagne and drink oil.
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Abbott

Mn. c. Z. Wood. General Msrchssp
disc, butter and eggs, Abbott, N. M.
Mexico Missouri message., 1916-02-03
DISCONTINUED ANIMALS.
1fss,esets, : ,,,o,esSf ~

The cat was sitting in the barn door
way, summing herself. She licked her
paws and rubbed them over her face
and then stretched out for a nap. The
dog in, the other door was watching
her. Miss Puss," he said, you GER
tainly have an easy life-nothing to
do but sleep and eat. When your food
is ready someone calls you. Now,
have to go for mine, and great many
times l have to remind the cook that
l am in existence"
81 don't see that you work very
hard" said the cat, who had become
fully awake. You sleep a good bit
yourself. l have this barn to keep
clear of mice and rats and the house
also, and if one little mouse happens
to get into the house the cook says
that cat is getting too much to eat,
and then 1 am given short rations for
a while / cannot even look admir-
ingly at chicken without being sus-
pected of wrongdoing. You are very
fortunate dog"
"Now, isn't that Just like a cat" re-
piled the dog. 81 would like to know
who is responsible for the safety of
things around here if I'm not. The
doors are locked at night, and am
left on guard in my house in the yard.
Mexico Missouri message., 1916-02-03
~ Don't See That You Work Very
Hard"

l must sleep with one eye open, and
If do hear anything, and bark, some
one calls out of the window to know
why l am making all the noise; and if
l do not bark they think 1 am of no
use. Oh tell you, it's regular dogs
life that lead!"
"What are you two talking about?"
said the horse. you do not know
what it is to work"
The cat and the dog laughed, "Oh!"
they said, Il should think you would
not complain, when you have a nice
bed for you every night, and food and
drink brought to you, and someone to
slick your coat and make you look
nice. What do you have to complain
Off"
81 have to travel many miles," the
horse replied, "and drag a wagon.
Whether it is hot or cold, / have to
work, and they leave me standing,
with the sun beating down on my poor
head, with never q thought that
might be overcome with the heat, and
when it is cold l am left to shiver. You
two do not know when you are we'll
Mexico Missouri message., 1916-02-03
BILIOUS, HEADACHX,
SICK 'CASCARETS"
Gently cleanse your liver and
sluggish bowels while
you sleep.
Get a I0-cent box.

Sick headache, biliousness, dizzi-
ness, coated tongue, foul taste and foul
breath-always trace them to torpid
liver; delayed, fermenting food in the
bowels or sour, gassy stomach.
Poisonous matter clogged in the in
testines, instead of being cast out
of the system is re-absorbed into the
blood. When this poison reaches the
delicate brain tissue it causes con-
gestion and that dull, throbbing, sick
ening headache.
Cascarets Immediately cleanse the
stomach, remove the sour, undlgested
food and foul gases, take the excess
bile from the liver and carry out all
the constipated waste matter and
poisons in the bowels.
A Cascaret tonight will surely
straighten you out by morning. They
work while you sleep-a 10-cent box
from your druggist means your head
clear, stomach sweet and your liver
and bowels regular for months. Adv.
Mexico Missouri message., 1916-02-03

OF. II you were a horse you might
have cause for complaining"
The COW, who had been listening to
all these complaints, mooed and said:
Suppose anyone of you had to lead
my life.'
The cat, the dog and the horse
laughed at her. "Your life" they said,
lis one of ease. You do not work, and
nothing is required of you"
ooh! is that what you think?" said
the COW. None of you are in daily
danger of death, and l am. Do you
happen to know that am required to
give a certain amount of milk each
day, and of good quality, and IL it is
not nice and creamy, / am led to the
slaughter house and made into beef.
You talk of hard life, you do not
know what it is"
Just then the farmer came in. What
is all this noise about?" he asked. So
they told him.
VERY WELL" he said, 81 will have
you all changed into the animal you
wish to be; now think it over"
After while he asked the dog what
he had chosen to be, but the dog had
decided to remain as he was. Then
he turned to the cat, but she had run
out; she did not care to be any larger
than she was. And the horse and
COW had also decided to remain in
their present condition.
well" said the farmer, eff you are
all satisfied, do not let me hear any
more complaining"
This story should teach us that dis
content leads only to unhappiness,
and we should wish to change only
when we are fitted for the things and
places we aspire to.
Mexico Missouri message., 1916-02-03
SEEKING an Opportunity.

Harry Lauder was being enter
tanned with a story.
can Irishman and a Scotchman went
into : saloon together" said the wit,
who was trying to interest the come
dian, "and the Irishman discovered
that he had lost his money"
Lauder did not laugh.
Il hope the Scotchman found it
after the Irishman had gone out" he
said, in perfect seriousness.
He was reminded recently by a
member of golf association that the
organization had given him (Lauder)
a watch to replace one he had lost.
Now that you bring the subject
up" said Lauder, 81 think lost cuff
button on the links today."-Ex-
change.
Mexico Missouri message., 1916-02-03

Campaigns in Lafayette county about
two months ago brought the organiza-
ton of 211 clubs in that county. This
is, perhaps, the largest number in any
county in the United States. Clubs
are working in about fifty Missouri
counties now.
The boys and girls clubs are under
the direction of Prof. II. H. Emberson,
George w. Reavis and Miss Addie
D. Root. Persons in charge of the
clubs visit as many as possible during
the year. Monthly rounds are made,
holding contests and organizing new
clubs. Members of the clubs range in
age from ten to eighteen years Most
Of them are between twelve and six
teen years old.
The university is trying now to aid
as many rural clubs as possible. Any
correspondence relative to the work
OF the clubs will receive prompt at,
tentlon II addressed to the Agricul-
tural Extension Service, University OF
Missouri. Columbia
Mexico Missouri message., 1916-02-03

The boys and girls clubs, under
the direction of the agricultural ex-
tension service of the University Of
Missouri at Columbia, are doing for
the country boys and girls what the
manual training departments of the
city schools are doing for city boys
and girls. One Missouri county leads
the United States in club member
ship. The clubs keep almost 1000
country boys and girls at work along
practical and definite lines.
The work OF the boys and girls
clubs was begun by the university
about two years ago. Since that time
the organization has grown to 61S
clubs with 6,563 members. Corn judg-
ing and sewing clubs are the most
popular. or the former there are $50
In the state. There are 271 of the
latter. Other clubs deal with stock
judging. poultry pig raising. bread
making and corn raising.
Membership in boys and girls clubs
has practically doubled since June /,
Mexico Missouri message., 1916-02-03
CANDY ETIQUETTE IN JAPAN
It Is Not Considered Good Form to
Partake of Sweets on Street
Children Observe Rule.

But with all that, they have their
niceties about eating, Homer Croy
writes of the Japanese in Leslie's. One
days as l was going along the street
l saw a candy man sitting on a stool
beside his cart fashioning delicacies
with his two flying thumbs. Taking a
ball of candy mixture he would give it
a Sew pinches, twist, dab on red
spot and there would be a fish. Taking
up another ball he would give it few
twists and he would have a radish.
Half a dozen of these he would put
into a thumb.made candy plate, the
size of a chocolate wrapper, and sell
for half cent. Buying a plate of tiny
delicacies 1 gave it to girl, expecting
to see her down it in good old Ameri-
can fashion, but instead of falling on it
greedily she made a courtly bow and
tore down the street as fast as her
wooden shoes would let her. / looked
after her in establishment, thinking
that this upset every child theory
had and determined to try it again.
So l waited until the two flying
thumbs had nodded another delicacy
and proffered this to second child.
Down the street she flew, too, her wal
nut knot of hair webbing excitedly.
When 1 bought the third delicacy
gave it to a child that was weighted
down with baby on her back and fol-
lowed after, while she went bobbing
down the street, the baby's head roll
ing heavily. l found her sitting on the
floor, eating the sirupy fish and candy
radishes with many delighted sucks
and appreciative grunts. Then l un-
derstood; it was not polite to eat on
the street, but under her fathers gray
tile roof it was the height of form to
dispose of the sweets with all the
gustatory gurglings that her delighted
soul wished.
Mexico Missouri message., 1916-02-03
DESIGNING Boss.

And how do you like your new
boss, Larry?" we asked our friend, the
big Irish foreman, who is doing the
excavating for the overhead bridge out
on Union street.
We'll, l foind him to be a very
timpting man, sor, very timpting, in
dade."
Tempting? Whatchu mean tempt
ing?"
why, he timpts me every tonne
he comes round--timpts me to say
something so he can fire me. He don't
loike me bit, sor. cleveland Leader.
Mexico Missouri message., 1916-02-03

Dodd's Kidney Pills and they relieved
me again. l used three boxes. That
is now three years ago and my Back
ache has not returned in its severity,
and by using another two boxes a lit
tie later on, the pain left altogether
and have had no trouble since. You
may use my statement. recommend
Dodd's Kidney Pills when and wher-
ever can" Dodd's Kidney Pills, SOC.
per box at your dealer or Dodd's Medi.
cine Co., Buffalo, N. Y.--Adv.
Mexico Missouri message., 1916-02-03
Nice Enouuh. But

A twelve-year-old boy, who had
reigned supreme over parents and
household all through his dozen years,
was surprised one morning to hear
the cry of little baby brother.
Isn't it nice, Tommy" said the
jubilant father, that we have another
baby?"
Yes, it is nice, father" said Tom.
my as he saw the end of his reign
but what bothers me is, was it nee
essary?"
Mexico Missouri message., 1916-02-03
ITCHING, BURNING SCALPs
crusted With Dandruff Yield Readily
to cutleura. Trial Free.

Cuticura Soap to cleanse the scalp of
dandruff crustings and scalings, and
Cuticura Ointment to soothe and heal
itchings and irritstions. Nothing bet
ter, surer or more economical than
these super-creamy emollients for hair
and scalp troubles Of young or old.
Free sample each by mail with Book.
Address postcard, Cuticura, Dept. L,
Boston. Sold everywhere.-Adv.
Mexico Missouri message., 1916-02-03
PRnPAREDNRssl

To Fortlfy The System Against Grip
whom Grip IL prevalent LAXATIVE BRoMo
QUININE should be taken. ss this combination
Of Quinlns with other inarodlents, destroys
germs. acts as a Tonic and Laxative and thus
keeps the system In condition to Withstand
Colds, Grip and Influenza. There Il only one
"BRoMo QUININR." 4 W. GROVES sig-
nature en- box $50.
Mexico Missouri message., 1916-02-03
HoIdinu the Form,

The newspaper humorist went court
ing. He stayed late, very late, so late
that the old man called down to his
daughter, Phyllis, hasn't the morning
paper come yet"
mo, sir" answered the funny man,
I'VE are holding the form for an i'm
portant decision"
And the old man went back to bed
wondering if they would keep house
or live with him.-Boston Transcript
Mexico Missouri message., 1916-02-03

its last stages, I
tried Dodd's Kid
ney Pills. After
using two boxes /
was somewhat re-
lieved and l stop
ped the treatment.
In the spring of
the next year I
had another at
tack, l went for
Mexico Missouri message., 1916-02-03
Proof.

Are you sure the world is happier
and bettcr?"
Absolutely. Look at the people
who used to make themselves miser-
able on bicycles and who are now
riding in motorcars!"
Mexico Missouri message., 1916-02-03
Appropriate Action.
Il see where the man who was sus.
pended defies his superior"
Yes, be is still hanging on"
THE PROFESSORS STATEMENT.

Prof. Aug. F. w. Schmitz, Thomas,
Okla, writes: II was troubled with
Backache for about twenty-five years.
When told l had Bright's Disease in
Mexico Missouri message., 1916-02-03

North Crandon, Wis-"When l was 16 years
old got married and at Is years gave birth to
twins and it left me with very poor health. Icould
down to rest and it was hard for me to keep about
and do my work. went to doctor and he told
me had q displacement and ulcers, and would
much that I did not know what to do. Having
heard of Lydia E. Pinkham's Vegetable Compound
u thought would give it trial and it made me as
well as ever. / cannot say enough In favor of the
Mexico Missouri message., 1916-02-03
TIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIITITTIITl
Testimony from Oklahoma.

Lawton Oka-"W When began to take Lydia E Pnkham's
Vegetable Compound to good nothing easily
and had headaches much of the time and irregular took again
before little child born and it did wonderful amount Of
good at that time never fail to recommend Lydia Pnkhams
Vegetable Compound aing because has done much
for me"Mrs A l. MoCAsLAND, 500 Have St, Iawton, Okla
Mexico Missouri message., 1916-02-03

The man who talks loudest on a
street corner is apt to be dumb az an
oyster when at home.
Mexico Missouri message., 1916-02-03

DR.. Pierce's Pleasant Pellets are the
original little liver pills put up 40 years
ago. They regulate liver and bOwels.-Adv.
Mexico Missouri message., 1916-02-03
Bad Risk.

Broken your New Years resolu-
lions YETI"
Every one of them. wish I'd had
the doggoned things insured
Mexico Missouri message., 1916-02-03
From a CratefuI Massachusetts Woman.

Roxbury, Mass-aI was suffering from in1am-
nation and was examined by physician who found
that my trouble was caused by a displacement.
My symptoms were bearing down pains, backache,
and sluggish liver. 1 tried several kinds of medi-
cine; then l was asked to try Lydia E. Pinkham's
Vegetable Compound. 1t has cured me and am
pleased to be in my usual good health by using it
and highly recommend it" Mrs. B. NJ. OsGooD,
1 Haynes Park, Roxbury, Mass.
If you want special advice write to Lydia
T.. Pinkham Medicine Co. (cOnfidentiaD Lyn
Inftar will ne OnRneh. read and answered by q I
Mexico Missouri message., 1916-02-03

Flies Without Wings.
What kind of bat flies without
wings? A brickbat.
Mexico Missouri message., 1916-02-03

Fortunate is he who sees the point
of a joke instead of feeling it.
Mexico Missouri message., 1916-02-03

Our mistakes may add to the wis
dom of others.
Mexico Missouri message., 1916-02-03

Chickens that come home to roost
have more sense than some men.
Mexico Missouri message., 1916-02-03
Take Flight.

Take Flight.
Riches have wings, they say"
Eyes, and whenever 1 go after them
they migrate"
Mexico Missouri message., 1916-02-03

SOAP IS STRONGLY ALKALINE
and constant use will burn out the
scalp. Cleanse the scalp by shampoo
ing with La Creole" Hair Dressing,
and darken, in the natural way, those
ugly, grizzly hairs. Price. S1.00.-Adv.