The Goldfield news and weekly tribune. [volume] (Goldfield, Nev.) 1911-1947, 1916-05-13

De improved. DeunlS asked now. anu
Tom said that if he world leave it
with him overnight he would make
some additions which he thought
would render it more effective. Den
mis- was only too glad to- do so. and as
soon as he was gone Tom brought his
genius to bear on it and produced the
following:
"Busby's prepared milk food is made
of the best buttermilk that can be pro-
cured i'm the market. The favoring,
spices used i'm it are gathered on the
shores of Hudson bay by the Indians.
lIs ivory Wilderness is obtained not
from any dcleterious ingredients. but
is distilled from myriads of white roses
grown on the HuSby farm under the SUI
perintendenCe of a graduate of an ag-
ri%cultural college. The fatty sub
stances used in the food are obtained
from the blubber of w%alruSes shipped
on trains running on the ice of Bering
sea. thus preventing delay ana insuring
the delivery OF the blubber in the best
condition ut the milk factory.
"Some rare instances of development
of children using Busby's food are tcs-
tilted to by mothers. Charles DIETRICH
when seven months old weighed only
twenty ounces. After taking a bottle
of Busby's milk he gained so much i'm
one night that in the morning his
mother mistook him for the tive-year-
old son of her next door neighbor and
sent him TO his supposed home with Il
lump of sugar. At the end of a year.
having drunk 200 bottles of Busby'S.
he had gained Il pound IL day
Benny Harkaway. who weighed
only two pounds at birth. was blown
about i'm every draft. keeping his moth
er i'll constant dread lest he he carried
out of the window. Ten bottles of
Busby's food gave him so much flesh
that. his father having tossed him play.
fully. when the child came down was
crushed by the enormous weight
When this production was shown to
Dennis he asked its author If it was
not somewhat overdrawn
"O~vcrdrawn?' cried Tom. suppose
it is, That's the art of writing an ad
If you write it in plain, unvarnishea
terms nobody will notice it. III guar
antee that it will increase the sales Of
Busby's milk enormously"
"All right" replied Dennis. IN take
it to Mr.. Busby
IL wouldn't do that" said Tom.
"You had better insert it yourself. I'm
II reporter for II newspaper, and | can
get it put in at cut rates.
Dennis gave him II carte blanche to
insert the ad. and went down To his
wife 10 report what he had done, add
ing that he was going 10 make Mr..
Busby's fortune for him on account of
his kindness in giving them the milk
The baby's milk ran out one day.
and Dennis. thinking that Mr. Busby
might have heard from his advertise
ment and on account of increased sales
be disposed to give him some more
food. went to the gentleman's office
and stood as before beside the desk
"Mornin'. sir" said Dennis.
The manager looked up from hun
dreds of letters and seeing the Il
to whom he had given some of his
milk food asked him what he wanted.
Have you heard from the advertise
mem? 2" asked Dennis.
what advertisement?
The one that came out in The pa
per"
The manager looked ut Dennis as if
cropping for something. then suddenly
exclaimed:
Sec here. my man. did you have
anything to do with that game that
was played on me In il statement got
up to ruin my ~business|
mo. sir; | put in IN ad at me W
expense for the favor you done me for
given me the milk for me little baby
The manager stared mt Dennis for IA
time. then said: Il don't know that it
will do any harm after all. 1t may
call attention to my goods" he took
up Il handful Of letters from the pile
on his desk and ran them over One,
evidently II lady who had never had
children or run II dairy, wrote to know
whether the cream was left on the but
termilk used in BusbyS milk. .Anoth-
er. Il nurse. entered Il protest against
using spices in baDy's food. Il should
think she said. that it would injure
the child's stomach" y young mar
who said that he was Il student OF
chemistry asked for the process by
which the white substance was distill-
ed from roses.
There were on the desk Il number OF
comic papers containing illustrations
Of the marvellous Developments OF
children Wno had been fed On Rusbys
milk. One was Il picture of Il very
small man being crushed under an
enormous baby, another. IL drawing
of Il woman giving IL fat child IL lump
of sugar, while beneath were the
words, Now run home 10 your moth
err" There were numerous letters from
advertising agents and advertisers ask
ing for the name and address, of the
person who had invented the clever