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Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1916-01-06
Village CutupS Are Not Able to JOSH
AL Scott Any About Jane Elizabeth

Down at the Commercial cub and at
the omaha Manufacturers association
business men have been wondering what
vas the cause Of certain phenomenon
observed in the person and physiognomy
of Ar Scott.
MIR. Scott Is & large man who assays
about 9S per cent iollity. mirth. laughter.
JoViality and Joyousness. But IL tho last
week or two he has become twice as
jolly, twice as mirthful, twice as jovial
and twice as Joyous.
His smile, which formerly seemed to
reach for about 100 degrees across his
map reached fun $50 degrees, going.
we are reliably informed. from car to
ear"
AZ the office of the Scott Manufacttr-
ing company. Of which he IS president
1t was noted that he has become more
In hurry TO leave in the evening and
get home. II vas mystery.
But il is no longer a mystery
1t is explained and the explanation ia
one baby girl" The mite of humanity
vas adopted by M, and Mrs. Scott and
has already become the light of the
household at 1867 Douglas street. Little
Jane Elizabeth" for that is her name
Is the cause Of the expansion of "Ars'
smile the reelection OF his jocundity, the
completion of his ioviality.
Didn't step on any tacks last night.
uluJI Al 2 Is now quite popular uues-
tion propounded to him by the village
cutups at the office and club.
Ar Is right there to answer tho lest
with his lSo-degree grin and then, If the
questioners don't make a quick getaway,
he buttonholes them and tells them some-
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1916-01-06
HARRISON Is RELEASED
ON CHARGE OF ASSAULT

ham Babich, former musical director of
the Empress, with assault with intent
to do great bodily injury" was dis
charged by Judge Foster in police court.
Harrison testified that he came upon
Babich talking to Mrs. Harrison at
Thirty-fourth and jackson streets, and
after carefully removing Babichs glasses,
smote him in the eve. Harrison returned
Babich's glasses in police court. The
HarTisons have recently been divorced
and Mrs. Babich is suing Mrs. Harrison
for alternating her husbands affections,
as we'll as suing her husband for divorce.
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1916-01-06
DIETZ WANTS BUDGET
WORKED OUT IN OPEN

The city council finally has decided to
/ start work on the 1916 budget Thursday
morning. In all probability the preliml-
nary work will be transacted in executive
session.
Chairman Dietz Of the municipal sf-
fairs committee OF the Commercial club
believes the work should all be don in
open session.
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1916-01-06
Says Omaha Market
for Hay Not Glutted

That there is no foundation for the re-
port that the omaha hay market was
E,utlcd by tho arrival OF 1S6 cars, as given
I'm an evening newspaper TUESDAY Is the
assertion OF G. NJ. Rice Of the Casco
Milling company. zone hundred and
thirty-five cars could never bother the
hay market in Omaha said MIR. Rice,
That number Of cars wouldn't begin to
cover our company's OUTGOING shipments,
let alone the combined shipments OF the
city. It seems Omaha doesn't realize
how big the Omaha hay market is. It
would take considerable more than 1855
cars to glut the market here"
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1916-01-06
AGED COUPLE DIE
WITHIN FEW HOURS
Theodore Bunker Passes Away Just
Before New Year Arrives and
Wife Dies Just After.
STEPs0NS GAIN PROPERTY

How death awarded a prize of
$4,000 to three step-sons Of Theodore
Runker, favoring them over his own
children by three hours in a contest
which the grim reaper staged on New
Years eve, is story given to the
county court by the filing of petitions
! for probate of the estates of Bunker
and his wife.
Theodore Bunker and Sophia Bunker,
his wife, an aged couple, who lived on
West Center street for many years. were
/ found by neighbours in dying condition,
both suffering from pneumonia In an
advanced stage. Having depended on each
other for assistance In all emergencies
for more than half century, they sum-
moned no outside aid when both APP
preached their death agonies.
Medical attendance was summoned and
all possible aid was given the aged
couple, but physicians said they we're
dying.
Three children had been born TO Mr..
and Mrs Bunker, all of whom have
reached middle age. Mrs. Runkcr was
also the mother of three sons by pre-
Nlous marriage. lie was possessed of
property valued at $4,000 and she had
$500 which she had inherited from her
former husband.
Neither Made VIII,
Neither had made will and according
10 law a portion of the estate of which
ever died first would go to the survivor,
then by second death to the next heirs.
shortly before the sounding of bells
and whistles which announced the new
year the old man passed away.
The wife at that moment became the
heir to one-third of his estate.
Before daylight New Years morning
the wife and mother died. All of her
children, including the three born of her
first marriage. shared equally in her
estate, more than doubled in value by
her husbands death.
Mr.. Runkers children will receive two
thirds of their fathers estate and one
half of their mothers property. They
arc Charles G. Runller. Grand Island
Mrs. Elizabeth Brock, Florence, and Mrs
Hannah Horder, Benson.
The three Nstepsons will receive one-halt
of their mothers estate, thus gaining one
sixth Of their stepfathers property by
his death prior to that of their mother
They are Fred and D. H. Kirschner Bon
nington, ILL.,, and Henry Kirschner
Pueblo, Colo.
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1916-01-06
FARMER GOES BROKE
BUYING CANADA LAND

John a, Boiling, farmer at Fort
Crook. Neb., has filed a petition in
bankruptcy in federal court. giving the
astonishing figures of liabilities, $55, 1863 10
and assets 800. Nearly all the liabilities
are money due on Canada land in which
he had invested heavily, relying on crops
TO make the payments.
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1916-01-06
HOT TEA BREAKS
A C0LD-TRY THIS

Get small package OF Hamburg
Breast Tea, or as the German folks call
II. Hamburger Brust Thee" at any
pharmacy. Take a tablespoonful of the
tea put cup of boiling water upon 1t,
pour through sieve and drink tcacup
FUN ut any time. II is the most effective
way TO break a cold and cure grip, as It
opens the pores, relieving congestion.
Alro loosens the bowels, thus breaking
a cold at once.
Il Is Inexpensive and entirely vcGctable,
therefore css.-AdVertisement.
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1916-01-06
six-Year-OId Had Croup.

Il have a little girl 6 years old who
has a great deal of trouble with Group"
writes w. L. Curry of Evansville. Ind.
II have used Foley's Honey and Tar OBJ
tanning instant relief for her. My wife
and 1 also used It and will say it is
the best cure for a bad cold. cough.
throat trouble and Group that I ever
saw" Those terrible coughs that seem
20 tear one to pieces yield to Foley's
Honey and Tar. Sold everywhere.-Adver-
tlsement
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1916-01-06
A.G. Scott

thing cute that Jane Elizabeth did the
day before.
al" however denies vigorously, em-
phatically, categorically and in toto that
he walks tie floor at night with Jane
Elizabeth. or that he makes nightshirt
trips about the house in the interests 81
tiny Jane Elizabeth
Jane Elizabeth is an ideal younRster a
well-behaved baby, a perfectly ladylikc
child and she wouldn't cry at night to
make "Al' walk the floor. SO he says.
Resides, 'Al' has engaged Il nurse to
take care of the baby and insure her
comfort and happiness.
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1916-01-06
MANY SIGNS NOW ARE
POINTING WAY TO OMAHA

over 200 big signs are now firmly
placed on main automobile thoroughfares
within radius of seventy-five miles OF
Omaha, telling the distance to Omaha.
These signs were bought by the CONNER
cial club and placed by the Omaha Manu-
facturers' association and the Auto club.
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1916-01-06
Young Lads Admit
Theft Of Toys Few
Days Before Xmas

Joe poluo. AGED u years, iHt south
Twelfth street. and sam Sapienza. agch
u years. ioli South Thirteenth street,
were arrested 10y Detectives nolan and
Walker and admitted that Just before
Christmas they broke into Butler Bros,
stores at 1911 Farusm street aud stole
quantity Of toys. They were turned over
to Juvenile officers.
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1916-01-06
RESOLUTION PASSED FOR
LATE VICTOR B. CAL DWELL

Resolutions of respect for the late Vic
tor h. Caldwell. former president of the
United States National bank. were
adopted by the executive committee Of the
Commercial club.
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1916-01-06

few little red pimples, and
1t started from that and
spread all over her face,
head and neck. They got
real sore and she would
scratch as they would itch
her so much. She was
terribly cross and fretful.
while It lasted. her face
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1916-01-06

Gould Not work with Rheumatism.
satisfied patient writes: "sloans
Liniment cured my rheumatism, am
grateful; can now walk without pain
only sc. All Observation-Disclosures.
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1916-01-06
ECZEMA ON BABY'S
HEAD AND FACE
Started With Little PimpIes. Spread
All Over Her Face, Head and
Neck and Got Real Sore.
HEALED BY CUTICURA
SOAP AND OINTMENT

"My little daughter had q bad case of
eczema on her head and face when she was
i've months old. She took IL with Just q
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1916-01-06

was dishgured. She could not sleep or rest
until l used Cuticura Soap and Ointment.
] started with just free sample and it
relieved her so purchased more and about
two months after, she was healed" Cslgned)
Mrs Alice Wilbarger, r. F. ID. 4, Alliance,
Ohio. July 20. 1918.
Sample Each Free by Mail
With Sop. Skin Book on request. Ad-
dress postcard ''Cutioura, Dept. T, Boz
tom" Sold throughout the world.
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Western liberal. (Lordsburg, N.M.) 1887-1919, 1916-09-29

Taos-It is evident that this year
Taos will celebrate its typical annual
feast of San Geronimo as never be.
fore in the history Of Taos. The bust
ness men and other residents of Taos
have contributed very literally so
that the feast may be given all the
Importance possible. and that the Wis.
itors from the different parts Of the
union Sept. 30 will have a good time.
The program will be as follows:
Foot and barrel races around
the park, band concert, masquerade
carnival, Indian dances, relay races
by the Indians, chifonettes, pugilistio
encounters, matachines by the In
dians, the grandest Indian spectacle in
America; horse races, 600 yards;
broncho busting" etc.
Western liberal. (Lordsburg, N.M.) 1887-1919, 1916-09-29
COULD NOT CORNER MIKE
Mr.. Flaherty Ready With Explanation
for Failure to Keep Awake
in Church.

One Saturday evening Mrs. Flaherty
said TO her husband, who is n success
full contractor: mike, Father Burke
is to preach tomorrow at st. Patrick's
church, and you've often told me you
wanted to hear him."
Eyes, Jane, / do want to hear MIN.
They say he's a fine speaker"
But, for PHYS sake, Mike, il you
do come with me, keep awakel You
know you're always falling asleep dur
ing the sermons"
I'm do my best, Jane
Next day, when Father Burke began
to preach, Mike watched him for FIVE
minutes, and then dropped off to sleep.
When they were back home Jane gave
Mike n tongue flashing.
"Well, Jane" said Mike in seIf-de-
Tense, its just this way. When 1
engage a new hand l watch him TO see
if he's on the job. AS soon as l find
he's efficient and Woodworking 1 don't
bother about him any more. Now, as
soon as Father Burke began l saw he
was right on to his job, and so l didn't
worry about him. And then, In spite
of myself, l let go."-EverybOdy's
Magazine.
Western liberal. (Lordsburg, N.M.) 1887-1919, 1916-09-29
Three Arrested for Killing Brakeman.

Deming-Jose Murillo, Romulo Mar.
tines and Paul Garlic are under ar
rest charged with the murder of G. g
Stevenson, Southern Pacific brake.
man, shot to death west Of wilma.
Murillo and Marines were captured
at Gage and Csrrillo was arrested at
Separ. Carrillo speaks good English
and tallies with Brakeman Wilson's
description Of the man who had no
part in the attack. Carrillo's story
does not agree with that told here
by Brakeman Wilson before the cor
oner's jury. Carrillo declared the rail.
road men were the -aggressors.
Western liberal. (Lordsburg, N.M.) 1887-1919, 1916-09-29
RATION DOCTOR KILLED
HURRYINo TO DENVER IN AUTO
TO MEET FAMILY.
Crushed Body Of WeIlKnown Special
let Found by Tourists on Road
South Of Pueblo, Colo.
western Newspaper Union News Service.

Western Newspaper Union News Service.
Ration. N. M.-Dr. w. s. Connect,
45, Of this city, a specialist in chill
dren's diseases, was killed almost in
stantly eighteen miles south Of Pu.
eblO, Colo, on the north and south
highway when his touring car crashed
from the road and turned turtle. DR..
Connects body was found by tourists
crushed beneath the engine shortly
after the accident. DR.. Connect, alone,
was driving toward Denver to meet
his wife and daughter. The roadway
is an almost perfect boulevard where
the accident occurred and people who
had passed him a few minutes before
ne turned yer say that h. was driv'
ing at a very moderate rate of speed.
DR.. Comet was one Of the most wide
ly known physicians in New Mexico.
He was a -thirty-second degree Mason
and stood high in his profession. He
is survived by a widow and one
daughter.
Western liberal. (Lordsburg, N.M.) 1887-1919, 1916-09-29
government Given RIaht-of.Wax.

Santa F@-For the Federal Court
here Judge Robert e. Lewis. Of the
United States District Court Of Colo.
rado, has handed down an order Civ.
ing the federal government immedi.
ate r~ight-of-way across the Santa Fe
railroad tracks and property in Eddy
county, in order that the government
may construct protection for the rail.
road property against possible dam.
age from the Carlsbad irrigation pro
ject, where the reclamation service is
building additional spillways.
Western liberal. (Lordsburg, N.M.) 1887-1919, 1916-09-29

FOREIGN
A son was born at Picking to the
wife OF DR.. Paul Samuel Reinsch,
United States minister to China.
Many lives have been lost and enor.
mou damage has been caused near
Gablonz, Bohemia. by the bursting Of
a dam in the valley at W~eissendesse.
Advices from Constantinople. says
the Overseas News Agency, tell OF a
mutiny among troops OF the Russian
Caucasus army because OF lack Of pro.
visions.
That typhus fever again is becom
ing a serious menace throughout Mex.
leo was the statement of a passen
ger arriving from San Luis Potosi at
Laredo, Tex.
The l%andsthing. or upper house Of
the Danish Parliament, will finish the
readings on the governments bill to
sell the Danish West Indies to the
United States.
Capt. David Henderson. son of Ar
thur Henderson, president Of the
London Board Of Education and labor
leaGer in the House of Commons, was
killed in action.
Chen Chin-Tao, the Chinese min
lister OF finance. formally asked the
Q%uintuple group Of bankers, for .
$50, 900 900 reorganization loan on the
security Of the salt monopoly surplus.
A verdict of accidental death was
returned by the coroner's jury at Que
bee at the inquest into the loss OF
thirteen lives in the collapse of tho
central span of the Quebec bridge on
Sept. IL.
The railway crisis in London arts
ing out of the demand of the men for
an increase of 10 shillings a week in
their wages has been settled on the
basis of doubling the wal bonus. This
is a compromise, giving the men half
the 10 shillings demanded.
Western liberal. (Lordsburg, N.M.) 1887-1919, 1916-09-29
Judge Pope Laid to Rest.

Santa Fe-Every section Of New
Mexico was represented among those
who paid their last tribute to Federal
Judge William II. Pope. Flowers
rare and sweet-scented in almost
measureless p%rofusion attested how
near to the hearts Of many the emf.
nent jurists had come. In harmony
with the simplicity of his life and
conduct there was no ostentation in
the funeral ceremonies.
Western liberal. (Lordsburg, N.M.) 1887-1919, 1916-09-29
OF Intersst 10 wnmsn

Santa Fe-Attorney General Frank
". Clancy ruled upon request of Mrs.
Laura Wilson Johnson of Palomas
Hot Spring, Sierra county, that WON,
en- are not eligible to any offices ex.
cept those specifically enumerated in
the state constitution: county school
superintendent or school director.
Western liberal. (Lordsburg, N.M.) 1887-1919, 1916-09-29
scottish RIte Reunion at Santa Id

Santa Fe-The Twenty-second Re,
union of the Scottish Rite bodies in
this valley will be held Oct. 8, 6 and Z.
at which time all of the Scottish Rite
degrees up to and including the Thir.
ty-second degree will be conferred in
the we'll equipped Scottish Rite Ca.
thedral in this city.
Western liberal. (Lordsburg, N.M.) 1887-1919, 1916-09-29

70 get better and am now well, am
stout and able TO do my own homework.
I can recommend the Vegetable Com
pound to any woman who Il sick and
run down as q wonderful strength and
health ~restorer.S My husband says 1
would have been in my grave ere this
Il Il had not been for your Vegetable
Compound. Mrs. BLANCHE JEFFER-
SON, 7O3 Lyon St., Des MOines, Iowa
Before submitting to a surgical opera
ton 1t is wise to try to build up the
female system and cure its deraRge-
ments with Lydia E. Pinkham's Vege-
table Compound; It has saved many
women from surgical operations
Write to the Lydia e. Pinkham
Medicine Co, Lynn, Mass.S for
advice-lt will be confidential
Western liberal. (Lordsburg, N.M.) 1887-1919, 1916-09-29
To Resume SURVEYS.

Santa Fe-United State Surveyors
f. e. Joy and Basil C. Perkins have
arrived to resume under the direction
Of Surveyor General Lucius Dills, the
survey of the Pueblo grants, begin.
ming with Tesuque, nine miles north
OF Santa Fe.
Western liberal. (Lordsburg, N.M.) 1887-1919, 1916-09-29
SUGAR Beet Acreage sioned Up,

Las Cruces-The result of over a
months steady work by public spir.
tied citizens of the Mesilla Valley was
brought to a whirlwind finish, when
all of the necessary acreage to locate
a sugar beet factory at Las Cruces
had been signed up.
Western liberal. (Lordsburg, N.M.) 1887-1919, 1916-09-29

The mar who leads a dual life is a
consummate scoundrel. but the man
who wears himself to a FRAGILE trying
10 support n family. stern though he
be IN condemnation Of the fellow who
supports two, hands II to him for man.
agerial genius.
Western liberal. (Lordsburg, N.M.) 1887-1919, 1916-09-29

A Cleveland pastor thinks Darwin is
to blame for the war. Still, when get
ting right back to first principles,
Adam and Eve we're probably funda-
mentally TO blame.
Western liberal. (Lordsburg, N.M.) 1887-1919, 1916-09-29

Beneath the thwarted patriotism of
the tens Of thousands Of prisoners of
wal In Europe there lies the consola-
tion Of a chance to live and maintain
possession of two hands and two feet.
Western liberal. (Lordsburg, N.M.) 1887-1919, 1916-09-29
Tag Board Makes 100000 Raise

Santa Fe-After a nine-day session
the State Tax Commission has ad.
journed. The commission founl
1904, 69O,372 of taxable property on tho
rolls. 1t is estimated that about So.
100000 in increases has been pu. on
the rolls, bringing the ~assessable prop,
erty TO about $315, 00O, 900.
Western liberal. (Lordsburg, N.M.) 1887-1919, 1916-09-29

That San Francisco judges proposal
for shooting feebleminded Jurors
hasn't been carried out yet, we under
stand, but the Juries are stllI COM
PEELED to suffer the gas attacks Of the
lawyers.
Western liberal. (Lordsburg, N.M.) 1887-1919, 1916-09-29

Nearly all the members Of the mill
tia wear wrist watches. Nobody ques-
lions the utility or %desirability OF the
wrist watch in the field it's only the
soft chap who wears II In the ballroom
who makes a joke of II.
Western liberal. (Lordsburg, N.M.) 1887-1919, 1916-09-29

Patience see sixty thousand wom-
en- in London were thrown ont Of work
by the war.
Patrice-Oh, did the war stop bridge
whist?
Western liberal. (Lordsburg, N.M.) 1887-1919, 1916-09-29

spent AUG O@OAo
stated that | would
never get well with
out an operation
and that without il
/ would not live one
year. My husband
objected 20 any
operation and got
me some fLydiaE
Pinkham's Vegota-
BILE compound ItOok
IL and commenced
Western liberal. (Lordsburg, N.M.) 1887-1919, 1916-09-29

II is announced that there is $780,
2O1,7 6 in the Philadelphia mint. That
Is n Of the finest mint beds we ever
heard OF.
Western liberal. (Lordsburg, N.M.) 1887-1919, 1916-09-29

Maine fisherman says he knows fish
can talk. When they have anything to
say they probably tell it to the ma
rines.
Western liberal. (Lordsburg, N.M.) 1887-1919, 1916-09-29

II must be embarrassing to the
guests at the summer hotels TO have
10 give the orders to college girl wait
ers who know how to pronounce the
menus.
Western liberal. (Lordsburg, N.M.) 1887-1919, 1916-09-29

When a moving picture serial Is CIV
en- the managers should take pains to
see that the plot o along a little
every week OF 30.
Western liberal. (Lordsburg, N.M.) 1887-1919, 1916-09-29

What the world most needs is a
Winsted hen that will lay an egg with
the word Peace" indelibly etched In
the shell.
Western liberal. (Lordsburg, N.M.) 1887-1919, 1916-09-29

Few men," sagely observes a wise
guy know what is really in them"
They should try eating ice cream with
pork and beans.
Western liberal. (Lordsburg, N.M.) 1887-1919, 1916-09-29

One Of the pitiful sights In life is to
see a man with a plan for ending the
war trying TO raise "A car window.
Western liberal. (Lordsburg, N.M.) 1887-1919, 1916-09-29

Another costly variety of paper is
that upon which are written the notes
that are bases for breach of promise
suits.
Western liberal. (Lordsburg, N.M.) 1887-1919, 1916-09-29

Aside from the fact that u aero
planes on the border will not fly. they
are pretty good a~eroplanes.
Western liberal. (Lordsburg, N.M.) 1887-1919, 1916-09-29

Fortunately, It is not necessary to
appeal to the supreme court to decide
whether every tennis service is In
or out.
Western liberal. (Lordsburg, N.M.) 1887-1919, 1916-09-29

AS soon as a possible shortage Of
leather was announced Dame Fashion.
with characteristic extravaganza. made
the shoetop higher than ever.
Western liberal. (Lordsburg, N.M.) 1887-1919, 1916-09-29

Efficiency may be a much overwOrk-
ed word. but that only tends to prove
its efficiency.
Western liberal. (Lordsburg, N.M.) 1887-1919, 1916-09-29

The fault Of our time and manners
Is, men are o apt to regard an office
a place to browse in instead Of serve
in.
Western liberal. (Lordsburg, N.M.) 1887-1919, 1916-09-29

Money makes the mare CO." but
owing TO high prices Of gasoline, it's
now an auto that makes the money go.
Western liberal. (Lordsburg, N.M.) 1887-1919, 1916-09-29

A European ruler always swells up
and speaks OF my troops when
they're winning.
Western liberal. (Lordsburg, N.M.) 1887-1919, 1916-09-29

Cleanliness is coming to be an essen
dal 20 business success in the handling
of foods. This Is progress.
Western liberal. (Lordsburg, N.M.) 1887-1919, 1916-09-29

II seems that 1t is n fad OF the North
sea fishermen To hear the noise ~ ma
val battles hat never happen.
Western liberal. (Lordsburg, N.M.) 1887-1919, 1916-09-29

Where are the sentimentalists? Why
not n society for the protection Of hun
CRY sharks7
Western liberal. (Lordsburg, N.M.) 1887-1919, 1916-09-29

A goodly portion OF Europe doesn't
care where IL eats it's Christmas din
ner, just so Il eats.
Western liberal. (Lordsburg, N.M.) 1887-1919, 1916-09-29

Nobody loves the neutral now, but
after the war he viii! be hailed as
everybOdy's best friend.