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Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1916-08-18
FIRST GAME.

Totals IS /, 80 : Totals 50 ~ 80 !. 3
'tU,tcH FOR Spencer In tenth.
hated Tor ,l..tl.- Ia tenth
tHati"d 70: ~. Harper IN ni;h
EEntt"G for Ayers iu s-y"rtll.
Hatt-d :pr Shaw IN eighth.
SCOT" ~ iuuiHEh. 4.
Detroit ......... e q ! III
Washington .....t.-U % 3 o o - o. g
Summary: Runs Iiit. Bush i2l, cubb a..
Nea'' Crawford. YOUNG. Srcn,"r. ~hHnk-
II Harper. q. Harper. IIo!IIu1u. MORGAN
~ Alliun t2' Tw"-huse hit Milau @,"-
l"u haso--Crawfofd. N!Iau Cphu Sacri-
E'. Lits- ShHitk- Barns. James N"a,h.
bgIb!c p!uys--Aic Bride, Morgan iu SHruks:
-lrn'"r Bnrrs N!tt - Eu-h Hus"- on
ualls--OH g HARPER =, OH DHH.r OF
irul-s . oil i"euifrr =. iI,'--om Dau-..
.u : irniprs Of Quinn" I 'H IS IN
i.iug-. of ~ it.rp"r. "a iu lnIlngs. on
At.rs 3 in iuninEs. OF James ln s
Innings Oh Snaw . ia ] Inning az l,nch-
Jos ga lnu'r. StrIch "ut--by u
HaIr-i. 9. ~ BIbur bg i;nUf!-y 4 nS
James by i:""uii.s h~ 'pyrlrsl,"
Wilc pitch--Dgrur- PASSED bnils--ii"nry
G., riup!r~s. Connolly ana "hlH Ttnl..
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GRIFFIN DEFEATS WILLIAMS
Former Champion ~ D0wmcd by San
irnnriSc" observation-disclosures
Ia Making Good Showing.

NEWPORT. T. l.. August ia new
name on the casino bowl for the annual
invitation tennis singles tournament
was assured to-day when X. Norris
Williams. second. OF Philadelphia, the
formal national champion, who won
last years competition here, was elm
mated by Clarence j. Griffin. of San
frIncisCo. To some extent the down
Iall oil Williams was accounted for by
- weak ankle. which compelled him
/" plnS u hack court game
Harold y rhrookmortou school hoy
chnhniou, Of Elizabeth. y, j., who IN
HE carly part Of the tournament
eliminated william j. I-lothicr, former
national champion. aud ~. Mikami. the
Japanese player. to-day defeated y. w
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Cobb Coming Up

Ty tUbb. with six hits In fen
times ut hat y"sterdny In tho dui-
hlc-hcHdcr between Detroit mud
NnshinEto ton. bOOSfed his battling
average siA points. to .I6i. and il
only twcnty->iN points behind Fri.
speaker. the American I.cnuuc
leader .i-,. jackson Sajnrd two
points mn two hits in fur trip- to
the plate. aud l. ten point. behind
i"hh. Speaker lost one point to-
day. when hr nudr hut one hit In
four times NJ hat.
Dave NUhrrtsOn WIS the only one
oi the three LEADERS, in tho National
League TO be in tho game. unJ he
rriihcr gained nor lost on his one
hit In three times nt hat. Both
Wagner and Dnubrrt SIN nrr out
of tho game. The standings;
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MAKES GREAT RECORD

Jimmie Hickman. len fielder FOR the
.tsh"vili" team. Of tn. Eorth Carolina
League. WHO Is the property Of Brook
record for minor leagues mere TO-DAY
by getting eight hits-a homo run, a
double and SIX sinrlcs--out az n!n-
times at hat 10 a double header rs
way OF rounding out the afternoon.
the outer gardener stole four nascE In
IN. two games.
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1916-08-18
TWO WINS FOR TIGERS

WASlIINGTON. August il Do,ro.,
w"n TWO poorly played games from
Washington to-day, II 10 Is and 10
ia INC nrSt which went ten innings.
t.trtN-two players were used Three
errors two passes ana TWO singles gave
Detroit i've runs in the tenth iuulug.
In The second game, Detroit hit noih
GuliId and shaw freely TIA" gam"
was called after eight innings. on ae-
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MERICAS LEAGUE:

Niles. ~ Roston, tho ftvc sets occupy-
ln;: four hours
Tomorrow Ia the scmifnais Throck-
morton VIII meet W. NJ Johnston, the
national ritlc holder. while Griffin will
pay against l. kumaGae, the japanese
chuaIpiou
Numagac to-day defeated n s. Wat,
ieiS. OF New orleans holder OF the
southern sectional title. In four hard
fought sets
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STANDING or T.tI cIlrS.

WHERE THEY PLAY TODAY.
Cleveland NJ New York
Ch,Hg" AT Boston.
II. Louis al Philadelphia.
Detroit at Was HIN. tnt,
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CUBS ARE VICTORIOUS

CHICAGO, August IA pass 10
Zeidcr and Mollwitz's double scored the
only ran Of Il pitchers battle. and
Vaughn, Of Chicago. won from Sa!l.c.
of New York. to-day. The Chants had
men on bases IN all innings. but
Vaughn did good work in light places.
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1916-08-18

WHERE THEY PLAY TODAY.
Newport News at Port smOuth.
Petersburg III Rocky Mount
tNurfolk. ihle.)
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Southern Associ,,Jou

\, Nashville Nashville. .: Mobile. l.
Vt Little Rock--Little Rock, g. At
lanta. >
IT Memphis Memphis. /: Eirmins-
ham. 3
UDnly three gaIncs.)
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ATHLETICS BREAK EVEN
CONNIE MACK'S RECRUITS
MANAGE TO COP A GAME
Ei.r Errurs Cause Dcfcnt al brow n-
in FIRST Gumc of D"uhlc
BILL

I.NrELPHlA. August IL. philH-
.,luh.a broke even with - Louis in
two pitching duels here to-day. the
home team winning the first game.
90 g, anG the visitors the second,
g ~ d. In the teuth inning Of The
opening contest, with the bases full
Davenport forced IN the winning !ua
Ny Eiviug SrhauG a has" on bHllS \
homo run drive 'hy p:att ,n tho a.Nth
inning decldcd The hejtlr hctwc"'
Myers and Davenport !n the second
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Athletic League

called meeting az all tunuug~rs
End rHi"'r- ~ Ihr Athletic Jrnruc
'Niti liz held Tonight ~ s:Ia n'rIurk
IN III" si"r" ~ 'irrri--Fiprrn. tii
-'rIugrr. "'" HT2cd 10 br prrnrnt.
~ hu-i"rss al importance VIII br
discouraged.
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III NiINIl.

summary: 'rNo-hnsr hits-Mcpcr-
mott. Priest. 'IErcc-ha~r hitS-iirn-
dr'N. ~iattrrH. Gathers. SUrriiicc
htt.---iibcl. Moran. stolen buses
>,pNfitc. Moran. stein hrrunrr - &,
Priest. Reynolds. Double plays
>rrimiIrcnurr e. Priest to E.ihcl:
iIr3tinG a. Priest tn Ethel: Heating
"a ~irinhrrnnrr ~ Ethel. B;lsr, on
=. '!ait-'rs hit--b. i,nudbrcd iliSn-
sir,N. HcDrrmuth. struck Out-bN
I.nu;!Nrcd. 4: ~ heating. 1. Left on
hH.rS--Niontrrnl. %: Richmund. -.
Iimc of game. hours. lmpirc>.
carpenter aud Clearly.
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American League
RESULTS YESTERDAY.

Philadelphia. i; 81. Louis, 3 (iir~t gnmcl.
-. Louis, 81 Phiiudrlphu, :. tsrrund
Eam").
Detroit. IL; Washing ton, | tGr-t SameD.
Drtrnit. 3; Washington, t>cCnna rumrD.
Chicago. Boston. u.
New York. =: Cleveland. I.
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How They Stand To-Day
International League
RESULTS YESTERDAY.
Tit ItNOND. =: Mont real 4.
Otihcr cuincs not sChedulcd)
STANDING OF THE uLlBs.

WHERE THEY r;.AN TODAY.
Montreal at RICHMOND.
Iiuiiaio nj Providence.
Ho,hr-icr at iiult imn-r
Toronto at Newark
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Tnt.ie - - . ro'afs .-.ss '2- II
'n''ivI tor Mccarthy In uiu'h
5'sr"n for Evans in ".Chtc.

S'UTo 10y INNINGS: Il
Tittshurgh .......-......O q y d !
SUMMARY Rims St"uEc. Mowr-y 90,
N,"rs, Schu'e. potter Tv o-hase hi,r-
Wheat te'. Meyers. NcCarthy Thrnc-has.
hiis--j. Johnston. Wheat. It"ncr. Stolen
"nae-Cut shaw. Eases ON hals-"n rfonor.
2: IN MamaUN, .: "T Evaus. Tiits-"if
h@.pauN. ln iuuigrs. off Evans, | IA {
uiinIS struck oUt--hY Pf"rfcT by
Nla-nauN. Q, Is EvHus. 3. 10y kantl"hu"r. /.
lWpir"s. o'pay and t,ayon. Time. rs
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nauraanr' Smith to ONcl. Masses on halls
~ fisn-r. :. on Shawkcy J.: oil Cove
'"shi". D. 81 Morton. ] struck ou'--by
Fishor. g. o. Cuvoioski" hy Morton
Irpir.-. i.l'obraui ana owor5 Tir,e 81
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1916-08-18

WHERE THEY rLAY TODAY.
New York at Chicago.
Brooklyn at rIttsburHh.
ISo,ion ut 1T. Louis.
Philadelphia mt Cincinnati
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score BY innings r.
New No'h ............. q o "a
lHc"G" .................l - II
summary. nn-I" ldrr Two has" hits
M"liwii@ Sagte". Elliot, Sacrifice hits
I"id"r. PacHurh. Doull" nlay-flctc'cr to
Doyle 4" h"Tltlc. Sirurlt ont -hy Sail"N. =;
=" vaughn, . IIaSos on bails-pf Sale.
d OF Vaughn. & Hit by pitchrr--.io
son empires. iIir!"r and Harrison. T!n!r
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National League

RESULTS YESTERDAY.
ErontI,n. j.: Pittsburgh. /.
ti;,agu. |; New York, u.
tGthcr games not sclicdulcHl
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North Carolina ienguc
RESULTS YESTERDAY

.\sh-riiic. ~; Greensboro. uirsi Ean,cl .
ANhryiIIc, o; Greensboro, ! tsrcond game J.
Winston salem, X; Charlotte, inrsi
gamrb.
s;tnrb.
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nnIriEh. &; Durham. : dcn innings.
STANDING OF TIE QUE

WHERE THEY PLAY TODAY.
Charlotte at Winston salem.
Greensboro mt Ashryillr.
DurliuU AT Eulrir
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Yirginin League

RESULTS YESTERDAY.
Portsmouth, ,; Newport News. L.
Nucky Mount. .; Petersburg. ~.
iSUrfoIk, idic.)
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Chicago.

Totafs...gi 7@iii voiaIs...20 e,7li u
'iia't"d FOR kj,un in ninth.
ti:nitcd FOR SalIcc IN ninth
The day book. [volume] (Chicago, Ill.) 1911-1917, 1916-02-04

lIIE LIVE OmDnEILH
*&* So.
BY George Elmer Cobb.
Copyright, 1916, w. G. Chapman.)
well, nephew, here's your famous
invention" announced old Peter
CRANKY.
Turned down." questioned his ia
vorite relative, Ned Dawson.
Hard and quick. l had influence
enough on account of business deal
ings to secure al due attention and
preference from BaskiI & Co., cane
and umbrella manufacturers"
'And what did they say?"
''Impracticable. They claim that
customers will not pay an advanced
price. Anyway, they stick to the
cheap, simple, old-fashioned UNI
brella."
Ned Dawson looked disappointed,
but shrugged his shoulders resign
edIy.
WELL Uncle Peter" he observed
YEARLY, ''Pn try something better
next time"
There must be no next time!
IuuuuSISu Iuc OIu Ildu Ill SuuuC1 uC-
cision, and boisterous, too. That's
why sent for you-to give you back
your discredited invention and in
form you that you've got to quit
these vain side issues, now and for all
time. If you don't, I'l-I'll, yes, I'll
lisown you"
Ned smiled. He never f1inched, for
ne loved the dear old man and knew
hat he loved him in return.
you see, Ned" pursued Uncle Pc
er more tolerantly, 1--WE gone to a
OF of trouble to get you started in
IN an educational progressive bust |
less career, and you can't do things |
by halves and score a success. You
go back to your work and leave in
yentions to dreamers. You don't |
have to invent. 1 make it no secret |
hat l intend to care for your future |
The day book. [volume] (Chicago, Ill.) 1911-1917, 1916-02-04

you will be sole heir to all possess"
See here, uncle said New spicily,
81 don't care a farthing for your
money. You've been a regular father
to me already and want to simply
continue to have your good will. I'll
cut out my dreaming and make my
self business man you will be proud
of. Only, uncle, as compliment to
me, please accept my first-and last
invention as a gift"
And Ned presented the returned
The day book. [volume] (Chicago, Ill.) 1911-1917, 1916-02-04

.ISSSIIlSO lItC OIId " IllS
tive With a Mock Heroic Air
umbrella to his relative with a mock
heroic air.
ct does what 1 say it Does" he
went on-"opens at the touch of a
button, closes through similar proc
ess. 1t holds tight and neat. It's big
and roomy, it really keeps the rain
off,"
Thank you, Ned" bowed Uncle
Peter ,gravely.
About marrying" proceeded Ned,
don't think me too familiar or pre-
sumptuous, but 1 wish you would"
"Huhr uttered the old man
eagerly.
eyes, do" assented Ned Vehe-
Der Deutsche correspondent. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1841-1918, 1916-04-07

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circeHmonaiy yucmie 20 Sabre 0ii
Au spri llrinid Slaus gir. 1885 Sno.
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rem epcWc rs Sabre 0lf
.lN ~ glpfi 1ubu 1icgiIico, 9r $3.50 Soi,
Iuln -Irllr. nl .ianle an
Der Deutsche correspondent. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1841-1918, 1916-04-07

mcnn ocr 0ricocn 0cioumel iei.
ocroc oic iot0oliiAc Nr@e Die re0c
ucrlrcnoc 8rait leih bic oie &0lfcr
micocr tn Geriitus ucrcint, uuo iic
miiroe cine aute @ep00r fiir bic 0r
AoItmg oes SSeitiric0ens ooriicucL
iiir oen Der aotboli5ismis lm9emain
plcl act0an babe
Der Deutsche correspondent. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1841-1918, 1916-04-07

Os crb nm h Yirrl naN uspm Nrnnlicln
VUaace Miidci gaicOicr Wullc BON yora Qis
Qci, 0cO. sppel im SITTER ucn l9 ,Sahrcn Dic
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gHnnouu 3cri SrcrruicT
Cicio 90ricg jciiuiaca m08cn lriduln CO
Niici) t9lprl ID
Der Deutsche correspondent. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1841-1918, 1916-04-07
MliinhcIn RIM

0e Narb 0m glpgil 1915 6lia6ciA Smi,
Rclieoic Wuiitu ccs bctiiorblnen gsm Sinl ini
ellilr BON cd ,SaDrgu Sic Nccroiouug iiuoct
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Der Deutsche correspondent. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1841-1918, 1916-04-07

crr beitc @inh fir @ir.9lics in ga3imuTc.0o
2ierr bcrrlid eclcscnc @ari iil jest so pcrs
Il. f. No.
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cttcidcn GcUr nicoriae 90tcu g4cncn 9luas
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$40 Scutissirahc, Gilmor 03i obcr 0cnrD
HlJalcr 1901 giiqes.glDe. Wlooilon 2GSlsgS.
(Oinr323N&S, POM
Der Deutsche correspondent. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1841-1918, 1916-04-07

Nicrourn werOm anc 9crioucu uup Narper.
imaiirn. ticoWorirc oocr politnc. mclMc IN
Der slaoi Baltimore Gin @eiMdif 0cnoi0cn
iiir mc.0es oic GrbcDua elmer einais.
siceu5 cgioroclim no. auiOciororu, oeieibc
om oocr 0or ocm rri.n Saac ocs MunaiS
@iai 1916 5u l6ien oocr oieicloe iu crHcuern.
Sic &cridunuib, cine eiccuj 80
l0ieu Miro @erioncn eiucr Slrae
Hctil Noilcn nnicuuuicn
0cr Aonm 0cpcri gfmor ocs Common
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ben o. 9tprii 1916, bcrei isin 6pi@en ocn
SmnoG bon llor &ornuaa0e bis Nor
N0Amio0s a icucm eiirecp im @cri@ls
gcbdn6c 9iccBcn nls5niieucn
0as Stnoie Gcriacmuns.Sc ScpariemeHi ION
MamlaNo miro am f. Mai 1916, BON u0r
@ormiitaes DTS 4 u0r Na0mitiaae in lcincn
WHrcnur ian luipu 1gait.Wc6aube, GDatcss
mD 6agclic sirohc, sun &cgaHeNabnnG pon
iaerli0en @crTmcumoo Nlalicreiru5rn 01rcil
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S6criff ocr Gi0oi Qaliimorc.
CR30. Observation-Disclosures,
Baltimore, e. gtpril 1916.
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H. gprl 1916, 81 Der 3cit pic unien anacgc
ben. an Gr uub 1lcuc criheuru uio Die
gtiucOur 0cr ioiacn0cn 1irnNCu ciublrcN.
Ninlmcl Nlrn, puu Srlualol bie 1ainioaas
GiruBe uni $40 llhr JiOchniiiuAs.
zc1iia SNn 5iranc, nprolih bon lllmlli, poll
Nciiicleiopn Aoao Dis Sowanoa yune anu
445 ll0r 90nmlinae.
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Der Deutsche correspondent. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1841-1918, 1916-04-07
3abHe obue gSiattep,
ft!oaS 9ienes.


Ilt cIH5l1e Gmnls IN Scr einoi
llncre AuhNl0icn icB OiicH SnnQc so.
mem pclUc pie NlciociHnmcrhnii nnh ocn
Neueleu Nii19ofl ctelucu mouci f0nncn
p'cn no ln5tr Nei orM ocn 9llidub an picic
MNlen crted'en unietihl WlutBeiN 9nns
Niltl0e uno Nocuoe NcQncnle Gtunocn Nm
pcnie reNDuneuc Nrueiien ionnen ipdbreuo 0cs
NMeirinis iotigelcHi nel0en Nriin0!iher
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NNberc .lrsluIl imgiiiln oocr miin0lm hci
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Der Deutsche correspondent. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1841-1918, 1916-04-07
lxSe5t. MnS.4;orF.

Gincm qeindticn Bnb.uum sur Ga0rdt oab
Der gNcji0n0tf0W" du mcflihcn Icrunl5
pct baltimore SitahcueiIlie @crclicn mo anf
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0nnnn0cn 6lir &ctlnNu0 iicbt 81 ciNuci liD
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MOT nccurdNll0cn. sir On8eAbciicn wcgoc
mdll iid an
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fTcnrf 9Wfc)
Der Deutsche correspondent. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1841-1918, 1916-04-07
Nrr nnaaridc 1iiritprimna 9r lohann Sam!

Orr nnaoridc 6iiritprimaS Sr 3o6anu Gieruud
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Der Deutsche correspondent. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1841-1918, 1916-04-07
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EcntidIanO

LCNTINIWND.
Ie Gf9epniiie cinee NEUTRALITY-SUSPICIOUS. gegcA
2uHNloB0 ionroen i0ie 9rtblir 5gaope ul 6ebfuor
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Der Deutsche correspondent. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1841-1918, 1916-04-07

hne. Frdiiocii Ser e0urait@e15roe
(2Wul6,s. .tOi21s)
The Denison review. [volume] (Denison, Iowa) 1867-current, 1916-01-26
Wi1et Is a Campery


The world now knows the answer to
the momentous question, What IS .
cumper? The United States public
health service gives the information In
these few simple words: Campers are
persons who, OF their own volition Or
through the enticement Of others. re-
vert to primeval modes Of existence
and ostensibly obtain enjoyment there
from. Both place and persons then ia
vor the development of irregularities.
encourage more or less irresponsibility
and lead to immediate wildness. In this
there Is no harm and often much good.
However, one thing should not be for
gotten. the arrangements. Allow the
animals to break loose once more for
the seasonal enjoyment, but by all
means have the camp sanitary. SO that
In their wildness they will do no
harm" Add to this the ability to bal.
ance dough god on the left knee. hold
q cup Of coffee in the right hand and
brush black fly Off the right ear with
the left hand. md you have the com
plete camper.-Outing.
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The Fame Of Newburyport:

I asked the old negro porter ut the
inn. ut Newburyport what the town
was principally noted for, and he an
swered its purity and the landing here
Of the Siamese twins. He added that
they were both dead, and I do not
know whether he referred to the two
attractions, purity and the Siamese.
or simply to the twins.
I was shocked that lie did not speak
OF Washington and Lafayette, who had
slept in a neighboring mansion. but
notablcs who were not freakish by no
ture he held in small esteem. Even
the hotel clerk was rather blase about
these distinguished guests, opining that
the two gentlemen. If one could judge
by tablets all over the county. slept
more than any other men in history
Louise Closer Hale in Century Maya
zine.
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Not Guilty.

Marcus Pickney had been arrested
through the activities Of his 200 pound
Scotch wife. and the pair were facing
the Judge.
1t seemed that Pickney was 4 shift.
less. ne'er-do-well. lazy man. with a
strong disinclination to honest toll.
Moreover. lie was in the habit Of com.
ing home 'corned" and beating bis
thrifty better half. 1t was Oh the oc.
casion Of the last Of these episodes that
she had brought about his arrest.
After patiently hearing testimony the
Judge said:
Mrs. Pickney, it seems to me that
this Is a case where prosecution is pos.
siblc for nonsupport."
''Oh, your honor" walled the excited
woman, they can't bring that up ag'in
me! I've took In washin and Civ him
what you might say was fine livin'
ever since we was marrit. No; he can't
accuse me Of that, judge. Case and
Comment
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Not What Hs Expected.

This story is told by an English
naval officer who witnessed the &c.
currence at Manila: "As I was cross
ing one Of the numerous bridges. across
the Pasig river saw native Fill.
pino spit in the face of . Spanish Of
fcer and then run for protection to
the American sentinel. who was pho
Ing the bridge. 1t was some time be-
fore the Filipino could make himself
understood. When the sentry compre-
hended his action he was very prompt
indeed. He handed bis gun to the
Spanish officer. caught the native by
the nape Of his neck and the seat
Of HIS trousers and pitched him on the
bridge into the Pasig river. Then he
calmly took his gun from the officer
and began pacing his beat as IL moth
ing had happened"
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The Lockers.

A big problem for the merchants is
how to deal with people who walk
through their stores in an aimless way
looking for goods, but with no def.
mite purpose a. to buying.
The story is told of clerk who was
once exasperated by a woman who
was looking for baskets. He pulled
down all but two on the top of long
she'll
The woman finally turned away in
an undecided manner
Don't believe I'll take any today.
only came in to look for friend,'
she said.
Madam" replied the clerk, If you
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think your friend is in either one OF
those two baskets up there will look
in them"
Every merchant knows that type of
shopper. The best way to deal with
them Is to describe goods definitely to
the public by good advertising. Then
they start out with more positive
purpose to buy, they go direct to the
man whose notice interests them and
usually buy without shopping further.
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and so head Of hogs: 6 tons of ,baled
hay and nice lot Of farm machinery
60 to make UP the balance .of this
good sale. Farmers who want some
good Duroc Jersey hogs should at
tend this sale, as he has 40 head Of
good brood sows. Malone Brothers
will cry this sale and 0. M. Crswell
will clerk. Read the announcement in
this issue and remember the date
Wednesday, February 9Th.
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c.n ~. a.r..,.a

why 10 1t. that you never hear Of
any female after dinner speakers?"
asked the old fogy.
suppose its because woman tells
al she knows before dinner il hnlf
over. replied the groucll.--spokane
Review.
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4 WORD FOR MOTHERS.

Itisa grave mistake for mothers to neg
lect their aches and pains and suffer in
silence-this only leads to chronic sick
ness and often shortens life.
Ifyour work is firing; if your nerves are
excitable: If you feel languid, weary or
depressed, you should know that SCOTS
Emulsion overcotnes just such conditions.
It possesses in concentrated form the
very elements to invigorate the blood,
strengthen the tissues, uourish the nerves
and build strength.
Scotth Is strengthening thousands OF
naothers-and will help you. No alcohol.
SCOT & BOVINE. Blooin6eld. M.
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Wife-It's mystery to me that !
didn't see these faults In you betore
we. were married. Hub-Io mystery
about It. my dear. dMe't possess
them then.-Boston Transcript.
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