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El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1916-08-28

7EIRDO the juggler was prac-
w tieinE in his back yard when
Oddsen Ends, the fiddle fien1,
looked over the fence and then swung
himself Up and sat on the top
Pardon me- ne said brightly. but
there's something I've always wanted
to know It's when you are in Jug
Cling vein. does it affect your jugula-
vein?"
weirdo. being busily engaged n
keeping eight seven pound weights in
the air at one and the same time. made
no answer except a snort. and Oddsen
Ends. after a moment or two. resumed.
well then will you tell me this? Be
ing such a handy man-handy. you
see the point?-I say. being such a
handy man. could you. II spigot sot
out OF order. faucet7 Force it-seee"
With great elaboration, Weirdo. hav-
ing missed one of the weights. threw
the other seven with unerring aim AT
Eddsen Ends, only the last two falling
to hit him
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1916-08-28
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El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1916-08-28
Beauty Chats eyEaaa & Kent EeERss
Cocktails You Drink?

As your Chats hare helped ne s4rch.
thought ipo1ld ask you for d6Vios on hoe
TO orange my hair, i1hJch IS three inches
long N front Ground my face Ny hair Is
thiA ard cdRnot be ozTdnged ported front
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1916-08-28
The Daily Novelette,
WHY MOTIF

The things we get for nothing
Are seldom worth the price.
And most of all, the thing we call,
GratuitOus advice.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1916-08-28
BY ANNETTE KELERMANN

international Record Holder and Star
of the William Fox SI,OOO.0OO Film
"A Daughter of the Gods
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1916-08-28
CHARGED WITH SELLING ,

Joe Amado. an Italian, was arrested
late Saturday afternoon at Fifth and
Campbell streets by city detectives.
after. it is alleged. he had sold num-
her of bottles of liquor 10 national
guardsmen.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1916-08-28
Don't Fear the Water, Don't Enter After
Eating, Says Annette Kellermann

Head Too Far Back Keep Your
Under Water Your Feet Near the Top ana
Use the Combined and Leg Stroke
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1916-08-28

LIKE CIGARETTE SMOKING. fits one OF
the things that Is just as well left
undone, principally because there's
no special reason for doing it
am writing this after having
read a letter from a young woman in
North Carolina, who had been to
New York, then out to the recent
Exposition on the Pacific coast and
finally had come back through New
Orleans. Apparently she was first
shocked to see women drink in pub
lie, later decided 1t was rather smart.
and, finally. had tried to emulate
them herself. And here her twenty
three years of life without a taste Of
alcohol had the inevitable effect
she disliked the taste of everything
she tried, and wondered. rather
naTvely, whether people really did
like it,
In the beginning. probably they
didn't. The healthy. normal appe-
tite does not want stimulation 1t
is an acquired and false taste. the
result Of a mistreated stomach, an
undernourished body, or an over
worked and exhausted one Slim
ulstion is required under such cir
eumstances. Or, rather, stimulation
is desired. And. having found that
the stimulation stirs the blood and
sends nourishment 10 the weakened
organs, upon the next occasion, the
unconscious demand goes to the brain
for more such stimulation. Pres
emily, the desire becomes habit.
And therein is the evil. This is
not to moralize upon the deplorable
effects of alcoholism, nor even upon
its questionable taste. 1t is merely
written to state a fact-that the use
of stimulating drinks will upset the
digestion, give a peculiar pallor TO
the skin and take the luster from the
eve. Alcohol also induces fiabby and
useless fat.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1916-08-28

New Auto Livery
Started with new passenger cars
81 80 per hour. Phone 377-
Two Republics Auto Livery.-Adv.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1916-08-28
Questions and Answers

RItotIUuS anu dHsWCfs
kGUs a slight cast 81 OEs eye tohich
spoSls the 1chole appearance OF my face.
an tiCeEty-tIoo. Can you help Hlef-
Violet.
RepiV-Go TO a reliable physician and
have him cut the tiny ligam-6- mat draws
the eye out OF place It IS q harmless
operation. soon over and net expensive.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1916-08-28

CSC meals. noon & eve. Success Cafe. POS Mills.
Advertisement
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1916-08-28

g dear the little goat girl cried.
2 poured some Of the water on
Bisbee daily review., 1916-07-23

Tub weaveS that every woman would gIadly pay full price for. And to- morrow with the saving equal to the price spent or each yard. there will be a clipping off of dress lengths such as you never saw before. There are merceriZed Striped Cab erdines and sheer. filmy SATIN STRIPED VOILES worth regularly soc a yd., sale price 25c.
Bisbee daily review., 1916-07-23
Prices That PrOuide Big SaUings on Needed Summer Fabrics

Best AMERICAN PFlNlS in a good range ot patterns and colors per yard 5c AMOSKEAG Apron Checked Cling ghams, per yard l-3c- TAUNTON Gephyr Ginghams, 32-nchs wide, in all wanted plain colors stripes and paids per yard 12 12c FORGET -ME-NOT Bleached Muslin, 36-inches wide, per ydrQ 0c HOPE Full Bleached Muslin 36-inches wide per yard He FRUIT OF THE LOOM Bleached Muslin full 36-nches wide, per yard ........................ .13c ORGANDIE SUZETTE, 27-inches wide, for inexpensive summer dresses, per yard .................... Sc I0c SUMMER LAWNS. White and Coored Grounds per ydIu oc l2 1-2c FIGURED LAWNS, Good range of Patterns and Coors per yard .................. 1-4c .l5c SHEER QUALITY, Pretty Summer Patterns per yard d.................... ..............7 l-2c dainty yard MARQUlSETTES quality yard BATH TOWELS, fS34 splendid BATH TOWELS ex36 inches exceptional value sc 1sx36 Inch HUcK TOWELS full beaehd Co-ed s MOSQUITO NETTING white 4oinehes 
 PoNesE SILk26inchss the quality th usually sells fer Sos
 
 NcH oNGEE SILK frequently paid soo
 
 2NCH PoNGEE SILK the quality that usually sells for M yard for ARMSTRoNG'S Quality terms per square yard 75e
Bisbee daily review., 1916-07-23
Toilet Articles Al Very Economical Prices

HIND'S HONEY and Almond Cream, worth regularly soc. for S9c LAMBERT'S LISTERINE. 3-ounce bottle. 35c value for ..........17c CUTICURA TOILET Soap. worth 25c per cake. SPECIAL ....... 1sc All GLYCERINE TOILET SOAP, worth 25c per cake. for .......19c COLGATE'S CASHMERE BCquet Toilet Soap worth 25c per cake, PACKERS TAR SOAP. regular 25c value. per cake ........... 19c COLGATES TOILET WATER R- Regular S1.00 size bottles for 79c- Regular soc bottles for 39c-and Poe bottles ....-...........-. 19c COLGATE'S RIBBON DENTAL Cream, per tube ......~......-1S 1Sc COLGATE'S DENTAL POWDER Special per can ..............1 1Sc COLGATES TALCUM POWDER. all favorite odors. per can .....tsc COLGATE'S Shaving Stick, regu- lar 25c value. for ......-......1S 1Sc COLGATE'S PERFUMES, Special SIPS bottles for 9Sc-Regular soc bottles for 39c-and 25c size bottles for .......................... t9c WHITE NASELINE, regular 25c size bottles for .............17c
Bisbee daily review., 1916-07-23
Summer SunsllQdes at HALF PRICE
 NeWeSt Models, Shapes and COlOfingS

HOW MAN TIMES HAVE YOULONGED for of these gorgeous Summer Sunhades have displayed but reach thought price han could cared
 TOMORROW gahy longing because have tax Paraso regardless of what been regardless of how beautiful piece of silk made regardless how dainty handle regardless of consderatonY have talk and repced ONEAF its original markings IT IS YOUR OPPORTUNITY 10 SATISFY A DESIRE
Bisbee daily review., 1916-07-23
Remarkable Garment EUent Women WM Welcome Wh Enh
Btassieres 20C Boudoir Cops 2.5C

WHAT VALUES! Women have never be- fore chosen such pretty dainty Boudoir Caps at such a saving, of fine Seed VOiles, China Silk or Crepe De Chine, daintily and attract lively trimmed with fine laces insertion and pretty ribbon An unusual Monday opportuni- ty-CHOICE 25c
Bisbee daily review., 1916-07-23

THINK for e moment. milady, what it means-to be able to choose Brassieres of Splendid Quality Monday for only 29c each that are worth third more. Perfect fitting and neatly trimmed with lace or embrOid- cry edge or insertiOn-sizes 36 to 46. MON DAY ONLY 29c EACH
Bisbee daily review., 1916-07-23
Embracing EUery Popular

4-IF1S IS Mt1ERE.TF HOME DRESSMAKERS will show good judgement Women will flock about this de partnent because the clearance order affects almost the entire WASH GOODS stock, and many of the most pop ular of the will be included at these prices
 WE WON'T TRY TO GIVE YOU COMPLETE won SUMMER MATERIALS sale Could behind and show the pretty materials and their original markings
 which son-YoU WOULD Nor HESITATE this MOST REMARKABLE WASH GOODS ANNOUNCED THIS and share its ssaving
Bisbee daily review., 1916-07-23
White Wash Skirts SI.45 10 $2.5O

ANOTHER OFFER Wash SkrA newly arrived shipment of a easily Gabedne
  owp prces
Bisbee daily review., 1916-07-23
Black Tdfeta Skirts Reduced

 worthy early Separate
  style. prices $10 $5OON SALE TOMOI S and
Bisbee daily review., 1916-07-23
RQi,1COQts at S2@ and .S3@@5

this much And
 
  of at hese
Bisbee daily review., 1916-07-23
Windsor Costume Crepe 721

WHAT PRETTY DRESSES How inviting a girl in o Windsor Costume Crepe.
 AND WHAT A LITTLE price for tjust 12 12c-and actually 
 frs-oftheeason wealth coorings dainty designs white grounds.
 40 ONLY
Bisbee daily review., 1916-07-23
Smart Hats Marked tor OQc Quick CLedrdnCeIO

OF COURSE, IL sounds strange when we tell you that included at this price are some of the smartest hats we've shown this sea son and formerly sold for as much as SS.50.
 Yet, s IS muck a fact as that you are reading this pag To he sure there aye only 40 Hats in the assort- ment-but every one is marked now at a price that wouldn't even pay for the shape alou e-CHOICE MON DAY FOR 9Sc.
 Then there is another small lot of high grade Pat tern Hats. just six in all, for merly pTic d at S12.50 and Sl5-CHoT E Monday for S1e
Bisbee daily review., 1916-07-23

With the numberless airy Frocks that every woman plans for the sum- mer months. this offer is indeed a most interesting opportunity. Lattice Silks and Embroidered Voiles, whiteand colored grounds with stripes and over- prints in flower patterns and embroidered designs in new colorings-Worth 65c a yard, ON SALE AT % 1-2c
Bisbee daily review., 1916-07-23

One of the big surpris- es in the wash goods HALF-PRICE sale, fine quality materials and cut from full bolts for one of the busiest days we've had in weeks. Included are Seed Voiles, Batistes, Tub Silks, Egyptian Tis- sues and Phantom Voiles, in a wide range of the seasons prettiest pat terms and newest color ings-a yard r 1-2c.
Bisbee daily review., 1916-07-23

-CHLDREN'S Trimmed Haf ed at 49c-and, sher S nr5 one in the group
 thai soli fer less than $1.5O and son are worth as much IS $2.5O, Oi fine quality straw , with ribbon and flower trim ming CHOICE MONDAY FOR 49c. Sizes for girls fiom 2 to 10
Bisbee daily review., 1916-07-23

To save substantially on such fashionable Sum mer Dress Materials and right at a time when these pretty fabrics are in great est demand, is an oppor tunity few women will want to miss. Mercerized Cotton Crepe De Chimes in plain colors, Awning Striped Gaberdines and Printed Silks in a wide range of new colors, 75c values for g 1-2c.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1916-05-14
BEGIN HOT WAITER DRINKING IF YOU DON'T FEEL RlGMT Says glass of hot water with phosphate before breakfast
 washes out poisons.

If you wake up with a bad taste, bad breath and tongue is coated If your head is dull or aching: if what you eat sours and forms gas and acid in stom- ach, or you are bilious, constipated, nervous. sallow and can't get feeling just right, begin inside bathing Drink before breakfast, a glass of real ho. water with a teaspoonful of limestone phosphate in 1t. This will flush the poisons and toxins from stomach, liver, kidneys and bowels and cleanse, sweeten and purity the entire alimen- tary tract. Do your inside bathing im- mediately upon arising in the morning to wash out of the system all the pre- vious days poisonous waste, gases and sour bile before putting more food into the stomach.
 To feel like young folks feel like you felt before your blood. nerves and muscles became loaded with body im- purities, get from your pharmacist a quarter pound of limestone phosphate which is inexpensive and almost taste less except for sourish twinge which Is not unpleasant.
 Just as soap and hot water act on the skin, cleansing, sweetening and freshening. so hot water and limestone phosphate act on the stomach. liver. kidneys and bowels. Men and women who are usually constipated. bilious. headachy or have any stomach dis order should begin this Inside bathing E before breakfast. They are assured they will become real cranks on the subject shortly.--Adv.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1916-05-14
Big Town Gossip

From Judge.
 There is one thing I never have been able to believe, and that is that men really get money for managing" prize fighters.
 Styles in short stories change about as fast as anything. A few years ago, when the o. Henry abbreviated style of story was in demand, one could read a yarn all the way through before getting home on the street car. But now short story will last one almost a week on trips to and from the office.
 What has become of the oldfashioned woman who used to clean her gloves with benzine just before going to a con- cert?
 The spirit of economy is really strong in a woman when she will take a $6000 limousine downtown in a snowstorm in order to buy 10 cents worth of parsnips and save cents thereon.
 The inventor of the automobile tire was evidently indulging in humor of the broadest sort when he shaped the think like a life preserver.
 Thirty years ago such a subject as the psychology of salesmanship was unheard of. Yet good many store owners man aged to make enough sales so they could retire on comfortable fortunes.
 Every newspaper headline writer should be diehifed with the title of professor. They are the real educators Of the big town public.
 The crusade for the revival of the mar ket basket style of shopping was not altogether the most futile thing ever started. There were one or two cru sades more futile, but just at this time cannot remember what they were.
 The man who got up the idea of draw ing border lines between countries cer- tainly did lot for the institution of war.
 Big Town children will be glad when the airship era comes. They can return to their playground in the street, with the automobile and the street car both in the discard.
 If one wants to while away an hour or two in the Big Town, let him hunt for d mail box.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1916-05-14

his party 'by business men of the city. about 500 in number. To these men the evangelist related how the campaign vii, be a commercial asset to the city in molding the lives of young and old business men into cleaner and more eff ficient instruments of commerce, and how it would mean better citizenship and a higher appreciation Of the true Christian spirit. He prayed that the evangelical campaign naugurated here. as the big best of it's kind ever undertaken in the south, would so electrify all other great southern cities as to bring the southland more solidiy into the column for Christ in the great battle against sin.
 From Knoxville pr. Slough will go to lis home in Wheaton, H.. where he will rest for a few weeks, after which he will come south again to resume his campaign against the world, the flesh and the devil and the lul<ewarm Chris tians. for, be it remembered, he declares he can't clean up a dirty, sinful city with unclean Christians.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1916-05-14
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The Birmingham age-herald., 1916-05-14
.aptain Weeks Wouldn't Take All Money in Uni
 verse for Good Tanlac Did Him
'EELS BETTER NOW THAN IN 15 YEARS
las Been With s. A. L. R. R.
 b3 Years and Is Second Oldest Man in Point of Service

Everybody in Jacksonville either knows has heard of Engineer Charles J. beks, who runs the Seaboard Air Line Et train Fox between Jacksonville Fl Tampa. MT. Weeks bears the dis btion of being the second oldest engineer Ipoint of service with his road, having In with the company for 33 years. He la man of very temperate habits, few Irds and strong convictions. According shis own statement he has never taken Rjrink or used tobacco in any form. He \ only has a splendid record for effI- |ncy IS a railroad man, but Is held in b very highest esteem by his fellow cit- |ns in Jacksonville.
 live gained 20 pounds on seven bot Is of Tanlac, and feel as well and |ppy as I did when a boy" said MT. keks to the Tanlac representative, who lied by special invitation at his attrac- |e residence, 2139 Lydia street, for his Itement a few days ago.
 For 2O years I suffered with nervous |igestion of the worst sort" he contin- h and at times during the past b Lrs I didn't think I would last much ger To tell you the truth, I finally | ched the point where I didn't much | 0 whether I lived or died.
 After eating I would have so much ] on my stomach and would get so lied up, I couldn't hardly fasten my Ines on My food would sour and cur
 and I would have heartburn so bad ould feel like a piece of hot iron was ing in my stomach. and the pains were ply awful. To tell you the truth I II don't know how I lived. I could
 no meats or sweets of any kind, and
 days 1 would have to live almost frely on bread and water. God only
 TVS how I sufferedl I just can't de- be it. The pains around my heart and
 palpitation were so intense I thought times I must have heart trouble, too. ouldn't find anything to relieve my lbles, although I tried hard.
 Fanlac was so highly recommended to
 that I bought a bottle and cannot ress in words how grateful I feel for
 good it has done me- Just think
 it, few bottles of this medicine has le me feel better than I have in 15 rs-it seems almost unbelievable, but
 the plain. simple truth. I can now
 anything placed before me. and every bg agrees with me perfectly and I en-
 my sleep as much as a child, and
 feeling just fine in every way. I feel nimble I think I could hold a good her a tight footrace.
 'anlac has entirely relieved me of the
 gs that troubled me so long, and I
 don't know how to express my grat-
 e. I wouldn't be in the same shape as in before for all the money in the Yerse.
 f anybody doubts my statement you
 just tell them to write me a personal er and I'll answer it. I'll be only
 glad to have the opportunity of tell
 them what this great medicine has b for me-"
 Enlac is sold in Birmingham exclu- ly by Eugene -acobs' Drug Store and Fon-Pope Drug Co.,; in Ensley by D.
 Morris Drug Co.,; in Bessemer by Pe-
 n-Patton Drug Co.,; in North Birming-
 by Walker Drug Co.,, and in Pratt
 by Gale Drug Co.-Adv.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1916-05-14
Sentimentality

From Judge.
 Sentimentality is kind of artificial coloring matter Just as a plateful of pink (grade E skinned milk. chem ically flavored) passes for strawberry. so magazineful of pink (same form ula) passes for romance Without this adventitious glamour many of the sugary connections now served up to the public would seem as flat as stale toothpaste.
 Some people find this tinge very convenient. To them it makes the most drab things seem tolderable. Wed rather not know what this really is, 70 they say, flor if we did. we mightn't like it as well. Besides, there are enough unpleasant things in this world, without our needing to add to them by analysing something we en- joy"
 And so. thinking the thoughts they
The Birmingham age-herald., 1916-05-14
Better Than Spanking

Spanking does not cure children of bedwetting. There Is a constitutional cause for this trouble. Mrs. NJ Sum- mers, Box W. Notre Dame, Ind. will send free to any mother her successful home treatment, with full instructions Send no money, but write her today if your children trouble you in this way
 Don't blame the child the chances are 1t can't help it. This treatment also cures adults and aged people troubled with urine difficulties by day or night.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1916-05-14
A Losing Game
I Judge.

Che average man 50 years of age,p (ctically began Professor Pate, "has Fn 16,000 pounds of meat, 17,00O hds of bread and 4600 pounds of
 etable. drunk 1000 gallons of |id-'
 And after going to all that ex- Fe and trouble" spoke up the Old |ger. The has been unable to build h structure that has anything like unqualified indorsement of his Fds and neighbors."
The Birmingham age-herald., 1916-05-14

like to think. they batten on coal tar and cochineal.
 But some of us would like to know what goes into our physical and mental stomachs. We wish that the pure food experts who censor the advertisements in many of the popular magazines might be given a chance at the fic- tion.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1916-05-14
LINING UP CHURCH CHOIR

It seems to have been series of sur prises these developments that have been revealed to this enemy of sin, since his advent in the metropolis of the Ap- palachians. He has found that the first