The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1916-03-30

A baby girl was born Tuesday to Mr..
and Mrs. Ben O'Connor, North 18th
street.
"What does armed for defense meanf
Well, a girl with hat pin, for an ex'
ample.
| Albert Schuette and Gustave Alter
transacted business at Sheboygan on
Monday.
Miss Florence Miller has returned
from week S visit with her sister at
Milwaukee.
Mrs. r. II. Hrabik, who had been at
Oconomowoc for several months has
returned home.
Mrs. John Dheer returned to Oak
Park Saturday after few days visit
with relatives here.
"Self-styled Solomon dies in Eng
land" You're wrong. 7. K, is safe
and physically sound.
Do not believe that Villa has been
trapped until somebody can show the
varmint's pelt to prove it.
Mrs. Gustave Hanson has gone to
She boygan TO visit her parents, Mr..
and Mrs. John Degenhardt.
Immediate peace in sight" in Eu-
rope and "Villa trapped" in Mexico
are examples of current fiction.
AT q a man thinks that sweet
heart is the most beautiful word IN
the language. At 81 he inclines toward
'Sweetbreads."
Dead Mans Hill" is name which
might apply to any bit OF rising grouuc
between the German frontier and Tn
French trenches.
The typical American is man WI 0
| is much less concerned about the high
cost Of beefsteak than about the Sky
high price of gasoline.
Clarence Prim arrived here Saturday
from Philadelphia and has taken
, charge OF the WORK of organizing tn,
| Chamber of Commerce.
1t does not make Moran happier to
read in the papers that Willard finish.
ed the fight with broken right hanG
(which he did not drive hard. "
sit would be quite possible to live
to a good old age without ever taking
bath" Maybe, but quite impossible
to know any really desirable people.
A New York woman who says her
husbands income is 5000 week de
mand $3.50 week alimony. The lat
est emphatic declaration of woman's
rights.
Anyway the movies have not killed
interest ID the drama of the prizering
More than $4,000 persons saw the vii.
lard Moran fight and paid $4,000 to
witness it,
Hard work is the best cure for neU-
rasthenia," according to a physician,
Probably, but 10 some cases neuras,
thenia's merely means of avoiding
hard work.
Atty. jerome Ledyina of Milwaukee
was here Tuesday on business and Wis
tied with his brothers, Atty, L. w.
Ledvina, and Jos. Ledvina clerk of the
circuit court.
Mrs. August Gehbe, Mrs. Alfrd Rob
inson, and Mrs. Louis Weber re-
turned Wednesday from Milwaukee
where they attended the funeral of the
late Louis Bolstead, who died after an
operation which he underwent at Trim
ity hospital.
From last weeks headlines: Villa
Trapped. Outlaw Band Faces Exter.
minatlon. Carranza Forces and Amer
lean Forces Closing In On Villa. Per
shing Almost Within Sight of Villa.
From next weeks headlines Villa Ell
udes Pursuers.
AN APPLICATION.
The position of those who contend
that the United States would be able,
in case OF need, to defend herself, re.
minds me of Rastus Johnsons attitude
toward the food que stion.
When | was clerk of the Probate
Court, back in sold Mizzou," Rastus
approached me for the loan (?) OF a
quarter with which to purchase some
thing 10 eat. Merely to hear what ex.
cuse he would offer, | inquired:
why don't you go to work and earn
some quarters, as | do?'
"Well," was the shamefaced reply.
by de time git SO hungary dat I'm
willin to work, I'm so weak dat | can't
work till git some grub. " Life.
BLAINE's REWARD.
When James G.. Blaine was a Young
lawyer he was once asked to defend a
tramp accused of stealing a watch.
Convinced of the tramps innocense,
Mr.. Blaine pleaded with such convinc-
tf,fr an a Il,