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Willmar tribune. [volume] (Willmar, Minn.) 1895-1931, 1916-05-03
Promonltory,

VTOno0ttoryo
Junior you didn't propose to her,
after all? Weed-No. And I'm not
going to. When got to her house 1
found her chasing a mouse with a
bro0m.-Puck. ..
Dresden enterprise and Sharon tribune. (Dresden, Tenn.) 1907-1997, 1916-11-03

Don burn the leaves, but
put them on the garden
for fertilizer.
Dresden enterprise and Sharon tribune. (Dresden, Tenn.) 1907-1997, 1916-11-03
Nut and Jeff at the Kozy Next Friday

German.dyed overalls for only
81 per pair, at AL Gardeners.
The quail hunting season opens
Nov. Is, and local hunters will
be glad of an opportunity of hun.
ting.
Bingham, Bingham big line at
7c per yard, at~Al Gardner's.
While the street parade was in
progress at Martin on Wednesday,
sneak thieves entering the home
OF Hon. Geo. E. Bowden, pill.
fering $11.50 in cash and iewelry
valued at $3.50. Mr.. Bowden
thinks the thief or thieves were in
the house when he drove up the
rear way in his car and that he
them off as another
room, where there was consider
able iewelry, had not been entered.
Dresden enterprise and Sharon tribune. (Dresden, Tenn.) 1907-1997, 1916-11-03
GARDNER GEMS

Mrs, Fred Darlington, of Rec.
tor, Ark, is visiting her parents
and other relatives.
Mr.. and Mrs. Leonard Dam
ron are the proud parents Of a new
girl, which arrived Sunday, Oct.
the ooh.
The Fifth Sunday meeting was
a success at Cypress Greek church
A large crowd attended and q
bountiful dinner was spread Satur.
day and Sunday.
The infant babe of Mr.. and Mrs,
OH Moblev, Of Hickman, was
brought to this place for burial
last Wednesday.
There will be preaching at the
Gardner Baptist church the second
Sunday and Sunday night by the
pastor, Rev. Shivara.
Prayer meeting will be held at
Cypress Greek every Wednesday
night. There will also be singing
at this place next Sunday by Prof.
Brasiield.
Mr., and Mrs. Clint Damron
have a new boy in their home,
Tulip.
Dresden enterprise and Sharon tribune. (Dresden, Tenn.) 1907-1997, 1916-11-03
Mysteries Of Myra.

In episode two, DR.. Alden ex,
plains to Myra and hel mother
what happened on the night OF
her attempted suicide, and gains
their consent to hypnotic Myra
so that she may complete the
message. When she is under the
spell, Varney, commanded by the
grand master to find out why the
suicide plan failed, breaks the
hypnotic power, after Myra has
written, your father wishes to
warn you against the black
Then the grand master pre-
pares a poisonous plant and by a
clever trick gets it into the May.
nard home. DR., Alden, suspicious,
asks to be allowed to keep the
flower in his room for the night.
At midnight the plant gives forth
its poisonous gas, and Alden is
almost suffocated. Mrya, gazing
in the crystal, sees Dr.. Alden
struggling in bed and effects bis
rescue just in time.
Dresden enterprise and Sharon tribune. (Dresden, Tenn.) 1907-1997, 1916-11-03
Enterprise has New Devil

The Enterprise has new devil
Mr., Romie Anderson, whose con-
duct we have been watching. Tor a
number of months and when we
have found good, is learning the
art preservative. Romie set his
first type last Monday. His proof OF
was good, and we predict he will
make a faithful printer Mr.
Chiffon Rogers, who has been with
the Enterprise since he was q
young man, ~ has rendered his
resignation and next year will en-
bark in farming. He will remain
with the Enterprise for some time,
perhaps, until Christmas. Chiffon
has proven a valuable employee
faithful, loyal, honest, industrious
and capable, and it is with no
small degree Of regret that we let
him 90. In fact, we wouldn't for
anything except to farm, We
don't blame any young man for
embarking IN this pleasant, prof.
table work. Fact is, we would do
so ourself had we even half a
chance. The Enterprise trusts
that Chiffon will prosper, as we
know he will, andgrow a fine crop
of water melons next summer and
be liberal with his donations OF
same to the force.
Dresden enterprise and Sharon tribune. (Dresden, Tenn.) 1907-1997, 1916-11-03
AlI-Night Current.

Supt. Allen informs the Enter
prise that, beginning this week,
all.night current will be afforded
patrons Of the Dresden light
plant and the street lights kept
burning all night.
For some time there has been
a demand for all.night current
here, but up until now the
patronage given the light plant
did not warrant the all.night ser
vice, and it is hardly enough now
to justify it, but the board hopes
that citizens of the town will be
more liberal in the future by TAX
ing both water and lights.
Dresden enterprise and Sharon tribune. (Dresden, Tenn.) 1907-1997, 1916-11-03
Observation-Disclosures sssss.s.ssl
SANDY BRANCH.

Mr.. Whit Alternately, of Duke
dom, passed away at his home, Sat.
urday, after a few days illness Of
pneumonia. He leaves a compan-
ion to mourn his death. Burial
at Good Spring Sunday.
Mr.. Jesse Nix is erecting a new
stock barn.
Born, to Mr.. and Mrs. Clint
Damron, a nine-pound boy, on the
18th inst.
Oscar Vowel has purchased the
Bob Spence place, near the camp
ground; consideration, 81, 100,
Mr.. Bob Spence is on the sick
list. DR.. Little pronounces it
lung trouble.
When did you ever hear OF corn
selling for $3.50 per barrel at gath
ering time?
Dresden enterprise and Sharon tribune. (Dresden, Tenn.) 1907-1997, 1916-11-03
SIDONIA AND LIMBS


Mr.. Charlie Brooks is building a
new stock barn on his place, near
Sidonia.
Mrs. Alvin Gardner is on the sick
list.
Mrs. Charles Morgan, who has been
down with typhoid fever for some
time, is improving.
Miss Mollie Hawkins has been right
sick, but is better.
On last Saturday, while hauling
concrete blocks, Mr.. Ben Gaylord fell
from the wagon and was seriously
injured by the wagon running over
him, cutting a cash above his eye,
cutting his ear and denting his skull.
We hope he will speedily recover
Farmers wife.
Dresden enterprise and Sharon tribune. (Dresden, Tenn.) 1907-1997, 1916-11-03
GLYCERINE AND BARK
PREVENT APPENDICITIS.

The simple mixture OF buckthorn
bark, glycerine, etc., known as Adler
i-ka, astonishes Weakley county peo-
pie. Because Adler-i-ka acts on BOT Il
lower and upper bowel, ONE SPOON
Full relieves almost ANY CASE con-
stipation, sour stomach or gas. 1t re-
moves such surprising ioul matter
that a few doses often relieve or pre-
vent appendicitis. A short treatment
helps chronic stomach trouble. The
INSTANT, easy action OF Adler.ika is
j. G. Ammons, erug.
gist at Gleason, The Sharon Drug
Co., at Sharon.
Dresden enterprise and Sharon tribune. (Dresden, Tenn.) 1907-1997, 1916-11-03
Wedding Announced.

One OF the prettiest and most
unique. entertainments that has
been given in some time was the
Halloween party on Tuesday even
ing, given by the members of the
F. L. S. at the spacious home Of
Mr.. and Mrs. W, A. McCuan'
The house throughout was deco
rated in hearts, black cats, pump
kins, autumn leaves and corn
stalks. In the hall, beneath a
bower OF autumn leaves, was the
fountain of youth, from which
each guest was requested to drink
and be made forever young.
They were then greeted on the
stairs by the witch, who had
come through the night on her
broomstick to show them the
mysteries OF Hollowe'en. They
were taken to the fortune teller's
home, where she sat near her
kettle Of fate and read the future
of each; and it seems that one
young lady was more fortunate
than the rest, for as the evening
was growing late, and after all
had gathered around the Wierd
light, which was placed in the
center of the room, and the ghost
stories had been told, a black cat
came strolling in and around its
neck was a card attached to a red
ribbon. Each one was requested
to catch the cat and see whose
fortune it foretold. 1t was at last
captured bv Mr.. Harry Jones, who
read from the card the announce
ment Of the coming marriage of
Miss Edna Johnson to Mr.. Whit
LaFon, which takes place the
middle of November, at the home
of her parents. In the receiving
line was Mrs. W. A. McCuan, and
the bride-elect, Miss Edna John
son, with Misses Sara Jeter,
Mignon Maiden, Anna Shannon
and Ruth Mayo, who, with the
exception of Miss Johnson, was
dressed in all white, wore Hallow-
cen costumes. The members of
the F. L. S. presented the bride
elect with a beautiful boquet of
white carnations.
Refreshments, consisting Of a
salad course, were served.
Dresden enterprise and Sharon tribune. (Dresden, Tenn.) 1907-1997, 1916-11-03

All these people have money to spend. They are look
ing for the best bargains They read Enterprise advertising
EVERY Week,
Mr. Merchant, these good people would appreciate let
ter from you through the Enterprise
Dresden enterprise and Sharon tribune. (Dresden, Tenn.) 1907-1997, 1916-11-03

SOCIAL.

A business meeting of the E. N.
G. was held Saturday evening
with Mrs. King Webb and the
following officers were elected for
the coming year: Mrs. ]. Fl. Mo-
ran, president; Mrs. W. T. Kille'
brew, vice president: Miss Ida
Baxter, secretary, and Mrs. 1.
M. Little, reporter.
Mrs, w. u. Brasfeld entertained
with a Halloween party Tuesday
evening for the members OF her
Sunday. school class and a few
invited friends. The entertain
ment was given at the home of
Mrs. H. B. Jones, with Miss
Marguerite Jones as hostess. The
house was decorated with Hal
lowe'en novelties, and each young
lady was dressed to represent
"spook." Quite a number Of
Halloween games were enjoyed,
after which the girls gathered
around the fire and toasted marsh
malIows and told ghost stories.
The refreshments consisted Of
apples, candy and peanuts.
Dresden enterprise and Sharon tribune. (Dresden, Tenn.) 1907-1997, 1916-11-03

I have one Of the best lines Of
ladies' and children's shoes this
season | have ever shown. Call
and see the ladies' high-top boots,
the latest things in footwear.-R.
L. Jeter.
An acceptable Christmas gift
a years subscription to the Enter
prise. If.
Dresden enterprise and Sharon tribune. (Dresden, Tenn.) 1907-1997, 1916-11-03
Home Burned Near Dukedom.

The home Of Esq. ]. G. Byars,
near Dukedom, was burned to the
ground one night the latter part
Of last week, the fire originating
from some unknown cause.
This was one Of the most attrac-
tive dwellings in that section and
Dresden enterprise and Sharon tribune. (Dresden, Tenn.) 1907-1997, 1916-11-03

its loss is a loss to the entire COM
munity. Very few Of the contents
we're saved, as the fire had gained
considerable Roadway when dis
covered. The loss is partially COW
cred by insurance.
Dresden enterprise and Sharon tribune. (Dresden, Tenn.) 1907-1997, 1916-11-03
Cheap Reading

The Enterprise one year and the
Daily Banner one year for only
S3.75, Send your subscription to
the Enterprise. If
Dresden enterprise and Sharon tribune. (Dresden, Tenn.) 1907-1997, 1916-11-03

Extreme values in women's
coats can be found at AL Gardner's.
Dresden enterprise and Sharon tribune. (Dresden, Tenn.) 1907-1997, 1916-11-03
Millinery.

Too busy to write advertise
ments-come and see. Roberts 4
Bondurant, Sharon, Tenn. 31.2t,
Carrizozo outlook. [volume] (Carrizozo, N.M.) 1910-1945, 1916-02-11
Look and Feel
Clean, Sweet and
Fresh Every Day
crlnk a glass Of real hot water
before breakfast 70 wash
out poisons.

Life IL not merely TO live. but 10
live we'll. eat well. digest well, work
well, sleep well, look we'll. What a
glorious condition 10 attain, and yet
how very easy II IL II one will only
adopt the morning inside bath.
Folks who are accustomed 60 feel
dull and heavy when they arise, split
ting headache, stuny from a cold, foul
tongue, nasty breath, acid stomach,
can. instead, feel as fresh as a daisy
by opening the slulces OF the system
each morning and flushing out the
whole OF the internal poisonous stag.
nant matter.
Everyone, whether ailing. sick or
we'll. should, each morning, before
breakfast. drink a glass OF real hot
water with a teaspoonful OF limestone
phosphate IN II TO wash from the
stomach, liver, kidneys and bowels the
previous days l|ndigestible wnste, sour
bile and poisonous toxins; thus cleans.
Ing. sweetening and purifying the On.
tire %alimentary tract before putting
moro food into the stomach. The &C.
ton OF hot water and limestone phos-
phate OF an empty stomach is wonder.
fully invlgoratlng. II cleans out all the
sour fe%rmentatlons, gases, waste and
acidity and gives one n splendid APP
petite for breakfast. While you are
enjoying your breakfast tho water and
phosphate is quietly extracting a large
volume OF water from the blood and
getting ready for a thorough flushing
OF all the inside organs.
The millions Of people who are both.
cred with constipation, bilious spells,
stomach trouble, rheumatism; others
who have sallow skins, blood disor-
ders and sickly compilations are urged
to get n quarter pound OF limestone
phosphate from any store that handles
drugs which will cost very little. but
is sufficient to make anyone a pro.
nounced crank on the subject OF In
ternal sanitation.-Adv.
Carrizozo outlook. [volume] (Carrizozo, N.M.) 1910-1945, 1916-02-11

An old carrier of the United States
mail travelled on his blackboard about
a dozen miles through the woods twice
q week. lie was an ill-humored, taci-
turn old fellow. One day a man who
was on Il walking vacation trip asked
II he might have a ride with him, and
being somewhat laxative, asked many
questions along the way. At last the
old man said Pm tired Of your talk.
] wish you'd mind your own business
and let me mind mine"
The passenger subsidized.
After driving an hour or two In
silence the old carrier discovered that
his mail pouch was missing. He
stopped the horses, looked all about
the blackboard. and finally said to his
passenger:
Il wonder what has become of that
mail pouch! Have you seen it?"
Eyes"
well, where is ~" speaking
g%rouchlly.
ut fell on the wagon about an hour
ago" slowly replied the passenger;
"but Il wasn't any Of my business"
Carrizozo outlook. [volume] (Carrizozo, N.M.) 1910-1945, 1916-02-11
COFFEE WAS 1T.
People Slowly Learn the Facts.

IAN my life | have been a slave TO
coffee. | kept gradually losing my
health, but | used TO say nonsense, II
don't hurt me-
Slowly | was forced to admit the
truth and tho final result was that my
nervous force was shattered.
MY heart became weak and uncer-
tain in it's action and that frightened
me. Then my physician told me that
/ must stop drinking coffee or | could
never expect TO be well again.
II thought OF Postum but could
hardly bring myself 70 give up the
coffee.
Finally | concluded that I owed It
20 myself to give Postum q trial. ! got
n package and carefully followed the
directions, and what a delicious, nour-
ishlng, rich drink II wasl Do you
know, | found II very easy TO SHIFT
from coffee TO Postum.
Almost Immediately after | made
the change ! found myself better, and
as the days went by / kept on improy.
ing, My nerves grew steady, l slept
well and felt strong and well.balanced.
Now the old ous is gone and
I am we'll once more
II pays to give up the drink that
acts on some like a poison, for health
is the greatest fortune can have.
Name given by Postum Co, Battle
Creek, Mich.
Postum in,two forms;
Postum cereal-the original form
must be well boiled l5c and 25c pack.
ages.
% Instant Postun-a soluble powder
dissolyes quickly In q cup OF hot wa.
ter. and, with cream and sugar, makes
a delicious beverage Instantly. SOC and
soc tins.
Both kinds are equally delicious and
cost about the same per cup.
There's u Reason" for Postum.
sold by urocers.
Carrizozo outlook. [volume] (Carrizozo, N.M.) 1910-1945, 1916-02-11
HAIR MEANS
DANDRUFF IS ACTIVE
Save Your Halri Get a rs Cent Bottle
Of panderlne Right Now-Also
stops Itching Scalp.

Thin, brittle, colorless and scraggy
hair Is mute evidence of a neglected
scalp; OF dandruf-that awful scurf.
There is nothing 30 destructive to
the hair as dandrutf. II robs the haiT
OF It's lusteE Its strength and its very
life; eventually producing a feverish.
ness and itching OF the scalp. which
II not remedled causes the hair roots
to shrink, loosen and die-then the
hair falls out fast. A little Danderlne
tonlght-now-any tlme-will surely
save your hair.
Get a 25 cent bottle OF Knowlton's
Danderlne from any store, and after
the first application your hair will
take on hat life. luster and luxuriance
which Is 80 beautiful. II will become
wavy and nuny and have the appear
ance Of abundance; an Incompatible
gloss and s%oftness, but what will
please you most will be after Just =
few weeks use, when you will actual.
ly SEQ a lot OF fine, downy hair-new
halr-growing all over the scalp. Adv.
Carrizozo outlook. [volume] (Carrizozo, N.M.) 1910-1945, 1916-02-11
s u ID ID E N


The close connection which exists
between the heart and the Kidneys ia
well known nowadays. As soon an
kidneys arc diseased, ~arteriai tension
Is Increased and the heart functions
are attacked. When tho kidneys no
longer pour forth waste, uremic poi.
aoning occurs, and the person dies and
the u 10 often given as heart dis
ease, or disease OF brain or lungs.
II 10 a good insurance against such n
risk TO send 10 cents for a larpo trial
package OF "Anuric"-the latest dis.
covery OF DR.. Pierce. Also send n
sample OF your water. This will be
examined without charge by expert
chemists at DR.. Plerce's Invalids' Ho.
tel, Buffalo, N. Y. When you suffer
from backacho. frequent or scanty
urine, rheumatic pains here or there,
or that constant tired, worn-out feel.
Ing, it's time to write DR.. Pierce, do
scribe your symptoms and get his
Carrizozo outlook. [volume] (Carrizozo, N.M.) 1910-1945, 1916-02-11
SWLES~
COMIC POSSIBILITIES.

Suppose a moving picture magnate
were TO offer you $1,000 a week to act
IN the movles?" asked tho Idle qucs'
toner.
Hunt" replied the practical per.
son. Il would be able to draw only
one conclusion and that would not BIO
an agreeable one"
"Yes7"
"As ! have no histrionlc ability,
would naturally suppose that my serv'
ices were desired because ! had O. fun
ny way OF walking or the kind Of face
that makes people laugh"
Carrizozo outlook. [volume] (Carrizozo, N.M.) 1910-1945, 1916-02-11
SYRUP OF FIGS FOR
A CH|LDS BOWELS
It Is cruel to force nauseatlng,
harsh physic into a
sick child.


Look back at your childhood day s.
Remember the dose" mother insisted
on-castor oil. calomel, c~athartics.
How you hated them, how you fought
against taking them.
With our children It's different.
Mothers who cling TO the old form OF
physlc simply don't realize what they
do. The children's revolt Ia well.found.
cd. Their tender little "insides' are
injured by them.
II your child's stomach, liver and
bowels need cleansing, give only deli.
cious California Syrup Of Figs" Its
action is positive, but gentle. Millions
OF mothers keep this harmless fruit
laxative handy; they know children
love TO take II; that Il never fails to
clean the liver and bowels and sweet
en- the stomach, and hat a teaspoonful
given today saves u sick child tomor.
row.
Ask at the store for q 50.cent bottle
OF California Syrup OF Figs, which
has fun directions for babies. children
OF all ages and for grown.ups plainly
on each bottle. Adv.
Carrizozo outlook. [volume] (Carrizozo, N.M.) 1910-1945, 1916-02-11

medical opinion, without charge-ab-
golutcly free. This "Anuric" OF DR..
Pierce's Ia ~ times more active than
hthla. for Il dissolves uric acid In the
system, as hot water does sugar.
Simply ask for Or. Pierce'a Anuric
Tablets. There can BIO no imitation.
Every package OF "Anuric" Ia sure to
DO DR.. Picrce's. You will find tho sig.
nature on the package Just as you do
on DR.. Piorce's Favorito Prescription,
tho eyer-famous friend to ailing
women.
Worry Ia n frequent cause and
sometimes a symptom Of kidney dis.
case. Thousands have testified to i'm.
mediate relief from these symptoms
after using DR.. Pierce's Anuric Tablets
for the kidneys and backache.
DR.. Pierce's Favorite Prescription
makes weak women strong, sick
women we'll. No alcohol. Sold In
tablets or liquid.
Carrizozo outlook. [volume] (Carrizozo, N.M.) 1910-1945, 1916-02-11
His LlberalltY.

Hint This is the tenth time you
have been before me-, sternly said
Squire Poavy,
"Yassahl" replied Brother Ram
diddy. "'Tis II vo' say so, sab, but
! was under de preston 'twuz de
1eventh. don't puhsoom to say one
thing when a smart white man tells
me difunt. But let II go, anyhow,
sab; | means to give good measure.
Allus was plumb llb'ral dat.uh.way."-
Judge.
Carrizozo outlook. [volume] (Carrizozo, N.M.) 1910-1945, 1916-02-11

"Phewl" exclaimed Mr.. DubWalte.
Il sec where another corporation has
cut n large melon"
Were they entertaining their EN-
ployees, dear?" asked Mrs. Dubwaite,
to whom a melon by the rivers brink
is a melon, nothing more.
mo" replied Mr.. Dubwaite. "A
melon OF that sort Is usually cut on
the polished mahogany table OF a d.
rectors' room and the average en-
ployee never gets within a mile OF IT,"
Carrizozo outlook. [volume] (Carrizozo, N.M.) 1910-1945, 1916-02-11
unauestlonIna SUPPORT.

Hiram" said Mrs. Corntossel, how
do you stand on the question OF votes
for women? I've decided I'm in favor
OF e."
We'll" replied her husband, "bein'
as how I'm tired an hungry an you
have exclusive control Of the meat
an potatoes, not to mention the coffee
an pie, I'm wlllin' to cut the argu.
men. short an tell you that anything
you say goes with me"
Carrizozo outlook. [volume] (Carrizozo, N.M.) 1910-1945, 1916-02-11
All Of.
Important 40 Mothora
That's the Way, Girls.

The Chicago Post reports that the
FIRST Chicago girl 10 take advantage
Of her leap.year privileges landed her
man and married him within an hour.
That's the stun. Look him over, girls,
and be sure he is worth the powder
and shot II would take TO kill him,
and then use the hooks. lie can't get
away.-HOuston Post.
Carrizozo outlook. [volume] (Carrizozo, N.M.) 1910-1945, 1916-02-11

Il think I'd like TO join the Girl
Scouts. They must have lots OF fun.
Learn all about woodcraft, | under
stand
And what is your idea OF wood.
craft?"
"Oh, getting practice In toasting
marshmallows over a camp fire and
learning how to gather chewing gum
from the original tree"
Carrizozo outlook. [volume] (Carrizozo, N.M.) 1910-1945, 1916-02-11
No Way to Entertain a travelling Man

You a always trust well-mean.
ing persons 10 do the wrong thing"
said the travelling man,
What are you thinking OF now?'
asked the second drummer.
Il called ON some dear old friends
of mine In this town the other day
and they insisted on taking me
down to the best hotel for dinner"
Carrizozo outlook. [volume] (Carrizozo, N.M.) 1910-1945, 1916-02-11
cornered.

He You women have no right 20
the ballot for the simple reason that
In case OF war you would not be able
TO fight,
She-Then why do YOU allow a man
who Is crippled TO vote?
He-Why say, Il Il isn't just like
a woman TO ask some such foolish
question as that.-noston Transcript.
Carrizozo outlook. [volume] (Carrizozo, N.M.) 1910-1945, 1916-02-11
Lat Resort.

you seem a man OF literary taste
We'll. I've read a few books"
Now, | don't like poetry and don't
care much for fiction, while history
and philosophy nearly always put me
to sleep. What would you advise me
to read?"
"Umphl You might tackle a time
table"
Carrizozo outlook. [volume] (Carrizozo, N.M.) 1910-1945, 1916-02-11
Needed the sIan.

Near Springfield, Mass, there is a
big parkllke estate owned by a man
who has a strong detestatlon OF tres.
passers. TO prevent the violation OF
his privacy, he posted all n OF
warning signs on his place.
One evening he encountered a
strange couple taking u lovers walk"
On his properly.
Cant you read?" growled the
owner, MS he pointed TO a sign.
we can read, all right said the
swain.
THAT sign there?" demanded the
man with another grOwl.
1--WE have read H." returned the
other, 1T says Private and that's
Just why We came down hore."-Ev-
%erybody's Magazine.
Carrizozo outlook. [volume] (Carrizozo, N.M.) 1910-1945, 1916-02-11
Logical.

Kind Old ~Lady-l'm SURE YOU won't
mind my asking you, but are you a
relative OF Captain Jones Of Mudfordg
The Omcer-M Madame, | am Captain
Jones OF Mudford.
Kind Old Lady-Ah. then that &C.
counts for the extraordinary resem.
biancel-London opinion.
Carrizozo outlook. [volume] (Carrizozo, N.M.) 1910-1945, 1916-02-11
Az Explained.

Stringent know a man who never
has cold feet In winter.
Bingham-Indeedl What does he
wear?
Strlngem-Wooden legs.