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The Washington times., 1916-08-11
TODAY'S. BEST FILMS.

Masonic Auditorium. Thirteenth
street and New York avenue
FANNY Ward in The Gutter Mag
dalene" U-asky).
Circle. 2lo6 Pennsylvania avenue,
Louise Lovely in THE Gilded
Spider" Universal-B
Penn Gardens. Twenty-hrst street
and Pennsylvania avenue-Blanche
Sweet in The Thousand Dollar
Husband" Gasky).
I.oew's Columbia. Twelfth and
streets-Marguerite Clark In Lit
tie Lady Eileen" Famous Play
ers).
Strand. Ninth and D streets-Dor-
othv Greene and Clifforc Bruce In
The Devil At His Elbow"
tMetro).
Garden. 42s Ninth street-Billie
Burke in The Floating Trap"
fourteenth installment OF "Gloria's
Romance" by Mr.. and Mrs. Ru-
pert Hughes (Kleine).
Central Park. Ninth. near G street.
and Leader Theater. Ninth. be-
tween E and F strsets-.Nance
o'Neil in Those Who Toll" ". L.
crandalrs. Ninth and E streets
Flags" adapted from the novel by
Ouida Fox Film Company.
Savoy. Fourteenth street and CO.
lumbia road--H. b. Warner In
| "Thc Market OF Vain Desire"
(Triangle-Fine Arts).
Apollo. 62i II street northeast
James Morrison in The Redemp-
ton of Dave Darcy" ". L. S. E.
Vitagraph.
Avenue Grand. CAS- Pennsvlvania
avenue southeast-Frank Mills In
THE Moral Fabric" triangle
Fine Arts).
Liberty. 1919 North Capitol street.
Cleo Ridgley and Wallace Reid In
The Love Mask" Lasky).
Washington. Eighteenth and Cali
fornia streets-Rupert Julian In
Naked Hearts" (UniversaD.
Virginia. Ninth. between + and G
streets-Francis Bushman. Beverly
Bayne and Albert Roscoe in "Grau-
stark" (V. l.. S. E.-Essanay).
Home. Twelfth and Z streets north
east-"The Rosary" V. l.. S. E.
Selig. with special music by the
Hawaiian Trio.
Favorite. First and II streets-I.ewis
Stone ard Gladys Hanson In THE
Havoc" (V. L. S. f. E.-Essanay).
NOrE-These selections are made
from programs prepared by the man
ayers or the theaters concerned,
| ana no responsibility Is assumed
tor arbitrary changes without notice
TO The Times. They are based on
the personality OF the players ana
the producing company. and not per-
sonai inspection. except in special
cases. G. Nj.
The Washington times., 1916-08-11

the assistants that "somebody" will ar
rive In camp during the next few days
with a large supply Of watermelons;
the little campers Will be allowed to
eat as much as I want to-" so long
as the desire doesn't tend to place him
In the infirmary.
"wednesday night. In which stories were
told, that the children have asked for
another one. and tonight the Rev.
Frank Richardson, of the Brightwood
M. e. Church. with try his hand In
'tellin' lots more"
Miss Darlington Kaufman, one of tho
new helpers will assist In tonight's en-
tertainment.
The Washington times., 1916-08-11
Van Buren Turns Preacher.

A. II. Van Buren,, formerly lead
ing man of. the Poll Players here.
has qualified as the silver-tongued
orator of the motion pictures.
Mr.. Van Buren, plays the preacher
in a new Fox photoplay. When he
mounted the pulpit to deliver the
sermon which has such an important
effect in the picture, everything was
still. The extras who filled the pews
OF the studio church set, bent atten-
tive ears. Van Buren began.
IT shall take as my text for to-
day. AS ye sow. that also shall We
Then the actor started a sermon
which got the rapt. not the movie.
attention of his entire congregation.
One of the camera men got so
worked up over the address that he
kept on grinding foot after foot OF
Aim long after he should have stop
ped. The director himself was so inn
pressed with the speech that he let
Van Buren, go laundering along until
the minister asked some one to pass
the collection basket.
Then the spell was broken. Every
ene got up at once.
The Washington times., 1916-08-11
Young Hebrew Women
Plan to Hold a Festival

Plans for a festival will be perfected
by the Juniors OF the Young Women's 5
Hebrew Association at a meeting of the
organization Wednesday evening.
Miss Rose Hornstein was appointed
chairman of the committee on arrange
ments; Miss Fannie Taischoff, Vice
chairman, and Miss Lean Gratz, secre-
tary. Others who will assist are: Miss
Pauline Levy, Miss Rose Gensberg Miss
Lillian kotz, Miss Rose Pinkus, Miss
Rose Jaffee. Miss Esther Yockelson,
Miss Lillian Friedman, Miss Rose Kotz,
The Washington times., 1916-08-11
PHOTOPLAYS ON THE
PROGRAM NEXT WEEK
Many New Plays to Be Seen At
Local Motion Picture
Theaters.
Crandall's.

A return showing OF the Fox feature.
THE End of the Trail" In. which Will
liam Farnum cnacts the principal role.
will be given at Crandalrs on Sunday.
The attraction for Monday and Tues
day is the World photodrama. THE
Summer Girl" "a romance Of the present
day enacted by Molly King. Arthur
Ashley and a cast composing some of
the foremost actors on the screen.
Dorothy Bernard. formerly Of the CO.
lumbin and Poll players. Ia starred In
Sporting Blood" which will be shown
wedn, sday and Thursday. Others in the
cast are Glen White. Cla re Whitney.
and dc witt G. Jennings. Friday and
Saturday Orrin johnson will be seen In
the V. l.. S. Il. feature. THE Light AZ
Dusk"
The Washington times., 1916-08-11
Hawaiian Music for Film
Version of "The Rosary"

A special feature of the presenta-
ton or the V. l.. s. L. adaptation Of
The Rosary" in motion pictures at
the Home Theater this evening will be
the musical program presented by the
Hawaiian Trio.
The trio includes Kealoha Gilman,
Harry Gilman, and william Sweet.
They use steel guitar, the ukulele, and
the ordinary guitar. The program will
include Hawaiian and popular music.
and they will also play a special ac-
compartment to THE Rosary"
The Washington times., 1916-08-11
Comedians Popular in Japan.

The closing of an unusual contract
covering the output of Ham and Bud
yJctures for many years to come for
the territory of Japan, brings to
light the interesting fact that these
two fun-makers are prime favorites
In the Land of Nippon.
In fact, American motion pictures
are favorites in all the picture the
aters of Japan, but the comedy OF
the tall and short fellow" seems to
have most particularly struck the
Japanese taste.
The Washington times., 1916-08-11
Savoy.

"Going Straight" Triangle-Fine
Arts production. featuring Norma Tnl-
madge and Ralph Lewis. and the Key
stone comedy, "Ambrose's Cup OF Woe, :"
featuring Mack Swain, are the attrac-
tlons announced for showing at Gram
dall's Savoy Sunday. The Dupe." with
Blanche Sweet. will be shown Monday.
Lionel barrymore and Marguerite
Sklrvln are featured Tuesday In The
Gutter" r.. Phillips Oppenheim's =
story. The Worlds Great Snare" will
be seen In photoplay from Wednesday.
with Pauline Frederick starred.
Paying the Price" will be shown
Thursday, with Gail Kane In the prin-
cipal role. THE Bugle Call" featuring
william Collier. jr., and Hearts and
! Sharps." featuring Hank Mann. are an
nounced for Friday. Myrtle Stcdman
will be seen Saturday In the principal
role OF THE American Beauty"
The Washington times., 1916-08-11

be seen in Susie Snowflake"
Where Are My Childrenw will be
shown Thursday. Tyrone Power 10 fea.
tured. Friday, Marguerite Clark Will
be seen in "Sllks and Satins." 'he
River OF Romance featuring Harold
Lockwood and May Allison. will be
shown Saturday.
The Washington times., 1916-08-11
Apollo.

ApOIIO.
1.-THE Clown" Is Sundays attraction
at Crandail's Apollo. with Victor Moore
as the featured player. Edith Storey
demonstrates her ability In the V. l..
S. r. feature. THE Shop Girl" Monday.
Sally In Our Alley" a World photo
drama. featuring Muriel Ostriche and
Carlyle Blackwell. Is Tuesdays attrac-
The Washington times., 1916-08-11
GOOD WILL K|DD|ES
AWAIT MELON PARTY
Somebody" Due to Arrive at
Camp Soon With Big Lot,
Rumor Says.

The vague promise of extraordinary
features In the near future has the
youngsters at Camp Good VIII In a
state Of happy anticipation.
The nature OF this affair has not been
announced officially by the superin-
tendent. but II has leaked out through
The Washington times., 1916-08-11
Veteran of 70 Takes
Bride of Same AGE

PHILLIPsBURG. Pa. Aug. 11.-Aibert
Roberts. of Bellefonte. and Mrs. Susan
ma Markly. Of South Phillipsburg. both
seventy years old. were married here
by Squire Hoffman. Roberts is a civil
war veteran and Indian fighter.
The Washington times., 1916-08-11
And Then Hurries Off to the
Bureau Of Engraving and
Printing.
TO MAKE THRIFT PICTURE
Young Coincidence Anxious to
Get Plays That Star Laugh
ter With Tears.

Where Is a light comedy for
woman film star to be found7
1t must have a bit OF seriousness
to 1t. 1t must give the actress plenty
OF opportunity to be delightfully."-
young and happy. And vet It must
give her also a chance to be thor"
oughly human-to show a serious
mood.
The inquiry was made sy Lillian
Photoplay Editor of The Times yes
terday. just before leaving Washing
ton. Miss Walker had been in WASH
tnRton two davs making picture
Tor the American Bankers Associa-
ton which is destined to lead all the
people In the country to save money.
Miss Walker walked to The Times Of
fee from her hotel. Just to prove
what effect the part she Is playing
he'd on her. and thereby saved a
taxicab fare.
You know. I'm doing mostly dra-
matte work now-verv little COM
edy." said Mis- Walker.
That's my fault" put In Wilfred
North. Miss Walker's's director. II
thought she ought to be serious tor
a while. and so we've done one or
two really serious things"
But l want some comedies IKE
they have on the stage for light corn
edy work" said Miss Walker. II
understand very we'll that all Of the
fluffy kind of comedy. this molasses
candy kind. wears out In time. Ana
I don't believe much In that sort OF
thing as a steady diet. i want 70
be able to bring a tear occasionally
as well as a smile.
Wants To Be Human.
"There are no light comedies be-
ing written for the motion pictures
now. In fact. we have the most
awful time to get good manuscripts
for anything. After we get them
we are compelled to work over them
Tor DAYS at a time In order to get
something out of them.
"a young girl isn't always smiling
and frivoiing away her time. you
know, Some of the time she IL
sad. And some of the time she Is
serious and thoughtful. l would ike
to get hold Of some good comedies OF
that type that would give me a
chance to be human all the way
through.
IT like to smile and I like to make
people laugh. But more than any.
thing else I like to make people feel
satisfied and happy when they've
seen me on the scroon. You know
we have Ps pretty hsye bB '9e 9pesponsSiiity
Of amusing millions Of people. 1t Is
q mighty big responsibility when you
come to consider II.
THAT Is the reason I want my
plays to be wholesome and want 70
appear before the public not only IN
something that permits me to show
q dimple, but something that goes
deeper than a dimple. Where are
the comedies?
Miss Walker was deliehted with
Washington-what little she saw OF
II. She persistently fought shy or
the chance that was offered her TO
annesr in person at one Of the local
theaters. She is just the sort OF
young woman she appears on the
screen, golden-haired, dimpled. smil-
Ing, and altogether wholesome to
look upon-just like the kind OF COM
edy she wants to play.
The Washington times., 1916-08-11
Central Park and Leader.

A return showing Of the V. l.. s. e
feature. Those Who Toll" In which
Nance O'Neil portrays the principal
role. is announced for Sunday at Cen.
trail Park and the Leader Theater.
THE Love Girl" the attraction for
Monday and Tuesday. Ella Hall will b.
seen az "hmbrosla."
THAT Sort" viii be shown wednc sda y
md Thursday. The cast includes Warda
Howard. Duncan McRae. Ernest Mad
pin and Peggy Sweeney.
"Thc Eye OF God" featuring Tyrone
Power and Lois Weber, Is the attrac.
lion for Friday and Saturday.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1916-03-10

time after twenty (2O) years from
their date. That such bonds shall be
sold At not less than par and accrued
interest to date Of delivery, for cash
only, to the highest and best bidder
after publication Of notice of such
sale as provided by law.
Sec. .. There shall be levied in
each year hereafter until the princi-
pal of said bonds shall be fully paid,
a special tax upon all of the taxable
property of the City of Albuquerque
necessary to pay the interest on said
bonds, under the terms hereof, and
the proceeds derived from the said
special tax shall be used for no other
purpose than the payment OF interest,"
accruing upon the said bonds.
Sec. 8. At the end of five years
after the date Of the issue Of said bonds
and each year thereafter until the
said bonds are fully paid. there shall
be levied n special tax upon all OF the
taxable property of the City of Albu-
uuerque sufficient, with other funds
on hand available for that purpose &c
raise 21s per cent of the amount Of
said bonds for the purpose of provid'
ing q sinking fund for the payment
thereof. and the proceeds OF sucn
special tax shall be used for no othei
purpose than the payment of SAID
bonds.
And the same judges and CLERKS
hereby appointed as the judges aho
clerks of election for the election oil
city officers Of the City of Albuquef'
uue. New Mexico, are also appointed
and designated as the judges ano
clerks Of the special election and are
as follows:
First Ward-Judges, c. p, Jones
j. NJ. Doolittle, a. w, Hayden; Clerks
c. s. Michaels c. T. Day.
Second Ward-Judges, w. Nj. Clay
ton. j. d. Emmons, w. II. II. Allison
Clerks, A. j. Thorn, j. L. Emmons.
Third Ward--Judges, George Al
bright, John Borradaile, Martin Muir
ply; Clerks, \. c. Culver, Il. l.. Con
zales
Fourth Ward-Judges. i. w. Rhea
Justice w. w. Mcclellan, w. w
Strong: Clerks, j. II. Toulouse, l.. /
Delaney.
! The poll books for registration
shall be opened according to law ant
shall be kept open for the next tel
DAYS thereafter and each and every
duly qualified voter in said city shall
be entitled to be registered in th'
manner prescribed by law.
BY order Of the City Council Of OK
CITY of Albuquerque, state of New
Mexico. on this the 9Th day Of March
" d. II. BOATR1GHT,
(sEAL) Mayor.
Attest;
THOS. HUGHES, City Clerk.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1916-03-10
LEGAL NOTICE.
S~-e~~S~S~~~~-~-~~~~~~~~-
NOTES OF MUNICIPAL ELECTION.


Notice is hereby given that on the
4th day of April, A. D. 1916. a general
election will be held in the City of
Albuquerque, County of Bernalillo,
and state of New Mexico, for the pur-
pose Of electng one Mayor, one City
Clerk, one Treasurer, one Alderman
for the LIST Ward for q term of four
years. one Alderman for the End
Ward for a term Of four years, one
Alderman for the 3rd Ward for a
term of four years, one Alderman Tor
the 4th Ward for a term of four years.
The following Registration Boards
and places for registering of voters at
the said election have been designated
as follows, to-wit:
First Ward--J. w. Frederick, DR..
d. Z. wilson p. IIanlcy
Second Ward--Steve Roehl, j. E.
Elder. H. s. Lithgow.
Third Ward-John Tandberg, Leo
Murphy, Felipe Gurule.
Fourth Ward-Tony Ortiz, Felix
Baca, AL Thelin.
The places Of registration are as
follows:
First Ward--New Mexico Cigar
Store, 113 w. Central Ave.
Second Ward--Alvarado Pharmacy
Cor list St. and Gold Ave.
Third Ward--Owl Drug store. Cor
End ST. and Gold Ave.
Fourth Rupees Drug Store
2OS w. Central Ave.
Tho following judges ana clerks
and voting places in said election shall
be and are as follows:
First Ward-Korber Building, 21l
N. md Street.
Second Ward--114 West Gold Ave-
nue..
Third Ward-Dunbar' office, Cor
Ord st. and Gold Avenue.
Fourth Ward-Justice w. w. Me-
Clellans office, 121 n. Third st.
The officials of the election are al
follows:
First Ward-Judges, C. P. Jones
j. M. Doolittle. A. w. Hayden; Clerks
{. s. Michaels, c. T. Hay.
Second Ward--Judges. w. M. Clay
ton, j. d. Emmons, w. II. II. Allison
Clerks A. j. Thorn. J. L. Emmons.
Third Ward-Judges. George Al
bright, John Borradaie, Martin Muir
ply; Clerks, A. C. Culver, Il. l.. Con
zales
Fourth Ward-Judges, e. w Rhea
justice w. w. Mcclellan. w. W
strong; Clerks, j. II. Toulouse, l.. l
Delaney.
AT the same time and place, there
VIII be held special election of th'
Nlly of Albuquerque upon the ques
ton Of whether:
Section /. There shall be ISSUED
negotiable bonds of the City of Albu
puerQue to the amount of $500, 10000
Or SO much or such a part thereof a.
may be necessary, for the purpose o
securing funds for the construction o
purchase of a system for supplying
water to the City of Albuquerque am
ils inhabitants. Such bonds shall D.
ISSUED in denominations of 10000 o
any multiple thereof. and shall bea
interest at the rate of not to exceed
per cent per annum, payable semi
annually and shall become due an
payable As years from date at sue
pace or places within or without tn
state as the city council shall de
termine, and shall provide that tn
oily council shall have the right I
pay any or all Of such bonds at an
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1916-03-10

wANTED-At once experienced saleslady
in general dry goods store Must undet-
stand yard goods and ready to-wear thor
oughly and agreeable toward the trade.
Good ana permanent position 10 right party
one who speaks Spanish preferred. Carl
Rehn. MinsloN. Arizona.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1916-03-10
wANTED-Rooms With Board.


WANTED--Room ana board in private
family, central location. Address +. l.,
Journal
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1916-03-10
SHEEP FEEDING IS
PROFITABLE VENTURE
,,,,e,.. CORRESPONDENCE TO MORNING JOURNAL

,..,e,., eossssponpGncs TO nosnihe JOURNAL
carlsbad, n. NJ, March 9.--Another
pecos valley feeder of sheep for the
FIRST time is pleased with results. f..
q tracy shipped AIS old ewes to Kan
sas CITY Thursday. This morning they
cold at IS a hundred, averaging
elghty-six pounds, or $6.SS head.
These ewes were not all on feed the
came length OF time. Those in poor
flesh we're placed on feed first and re-
NAMED in the feed lot ninety days,
while others were added later and
we're fed about sixty days. Alfalfa
hav and milo maize crops formed the
ration. Mr.. Tracy feels well satisfied
with his first experience in full feed
ing He has not figured out in detail
the cost of feed per head, but he
knows that there is a fair margin of
profit above the cost of the feed con-
sumed
The shipment left here Tuesday
morning and was first unloaded and
fed at Amarillo. They were again
stopped at Empora, Kan, for rest
and feed. From there is short run
that brings the stock to Kansas City
for the early morning market, which
the feeder always prefers. The ser
vice that the Santa Fee railway gives
the valley to the Kansas City market
is speedy and its feed yards are con-
venient and up-to-date.
1t is only recently that Mr.. Tracy
became Interested in sheep. Some
thing like a year ago Mr.. Tracy and
Mr. Simpson bought about 1,200 head
through G. NJ. Cooke. They were
grazed beyond La Huerta during the
summer. Recently they purchased a
ranch Just a little outside of La HUI
erta. This leaves the sheep near at
home and convenient to feed from the
rarm in La Huerta.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1916-03-10
FOR SALE

s2.5O0-4-room, modern BUNGALOW,
hardwood floors, sleeping porch,
Fourth ward. Terms.
S2,7O0-7- room, 2-story. stucco dwell
ing, modern, lot 75xl42; and j.
room adobe on same lot.
SO, 500--5-room, modern, up-to-date
bungalow, built-in features; sleep
ing porch; also Broom bungalow
in rear; Fourth ward.
$1,500-3-room bt hgalow, modern. 7
sleeping porehes, lot 50xl42; Fourth
ward.
50, 000--5-room brick, modern, sleep
ing porch. cellar, good outbuildings
Third ward close in.
,350--4-room brick, modern well
built, two sleeping porches goot
outbuildings; terms.
SO, 30Q--New 5-room bungalow jus
finished, modern. fireplace fine
sleeping porch good location high
lands. close In
Many other bargains In improved
and unimproved property
A. FlLlEISCMIER
Real Estate and Insurance.
III South Fourth Street.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1916-03-10
FOR SALE OR TRADE.

FOR SALE OR TRADE-Residence prom
erty in Topeka, Kas for property IN p
near Albuquerque. Frank Schultz. zsf'
North Fourth street
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1916-03-10
TAKE THIS FOR LAGtIPPE
(OIfGHC

The danger of lagrippe lies in its
tendency to develop pneumonia, and
the March death record from pneu-
monia is appalling. Stop your cold
before it reaches the danger point.
and take Foley's Honey and Tar Com
pound. Mr. w. P. Bowen, jumps, Ca,
writes: II had terrible attack of Ia
grippe, aches and pains all over my
body, and a dry hacking lagrippe
cough l began taking Foley's Honey
and Tar and when I had taken one
bottle my cough was cured, my cold
was we'll" Sold everywhere
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1916-03-10
WANTED-Money,

~~~-~-~-~->>~-~-~-~.S~->se
WANTED--s15.0o0 on improved inside
properly at a Low ratn ~ interest N. ".
care Journal
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1916-03-10
FOR SALE--HOuses.

ron sALE-seyen-room house, three porches
and large sleeping porch fireplace: hot
water heat shade. fruit trees outnnhalngs.
large corner lot. Fourth ward Phone lSV2.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1916-03-10
For RENT-officc Rooms.

FSR FETTOOffices Apply b. A. Mac
pherson Journal office.
F0P RFNT-One- half office space. lis
South Fourth street Apply W. r Met
calf
T0R RENT-Steam heated office rooms
Grant Bldg. sO3h West Central APP
nlv room 20
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1916-03-10
FOR RFNT-Rauches,

FOR sALE-smal COW ranch, $40 acres u
grazing and agricultural land with good
house and barns, 40 head Of shorthorn cat
tie. five head Of horses; located Is miles
back OF Gloriota. For price and other
particulars address S. viveash, Pecos Town.
n III
The Watertown weekly leader. [volume] (Watertown, Jefferson County, Wis.) 1912-1917, 1916-10-04

the difficulties incident the beginnings of
the place girl with much greater
home producing with hopes
eventually getting into the pictures she is prepared
living time at something else. This is al
necessary precauon against the early rbuaons of the
struck girl Employment in pictures at first
slowly and the is small AS result the girl will
find herself of and facing the necessity of CIV
she
herself her and make her
something while awaiting opportunities before the
Finally, have remarked in previous talks girl
ultimate pictures In spite Of what
she and her friends think there always the possibility
that she will photograph we'll that she will fall just
other There deal
the girl that good picture actress and
There multitude of the latter
fOoshy counted talent that is just little too
They have not prepared themselves for life work
other line, consequence must still cling
pictures their desperation They exc out miserable
istence hanging playing insignificant bits knWng that
be thus and that they will reach the goal
o earlier ambitions.
would it be if they could leave this path
recognized their whole soued
occupation!
The Watertown weekly leader. [volume] (Watertown, Jefferson County, Wis.) 1912-1917, 1916-10-04
Who Am 1?

Last year | did not want to embarr-
as my girl to make her propose to me
so asked her to be my wife, and she
said: "Iwould rather be excused, and
like an idiot l excused her, but | got
even with the girl, l married her moth
er. Then my father married the girl
Now | don't know who | am When |
married the girls mother, the girl
became my daughter and when my
father married my daughter he is my
son. When my father married my
daughter she was my mother. If my
father is my son and my daughter is
my mother, who in thunder am L? My
mothers mother, which is my wife,
must must be my grandmother and I,
being my grandmother's husband, I
am my own grandfather