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Walker Lake bulletin. (Hawthorne, Nev.) 1883-1926, 1916-07-22
His Third Set.

From the state of Indiana comes a
story about Civil war veteran who
is getting his third set of teeth. He
is seventy-five years old, and declares
that he never had a dentist remove
any OF his teeth, but "just naturally
allowed them to wear out" When his
gums began to hurt few months ago
he supposed he had case of neu'
ralgia due to decaying dentals, but
slowly the roots of the ancient teeth
began to be forced to the surface, and
now Jacob Hays has four brand new
teeth and others are on the way.
Dentists do not know whether any
one but veteran OF the war could
grow three sets of molars or not.
Walker Lake bulletin. (Hawthorne, Nev.) 1883-1926, 1916-07-22

with poisonous waste matter, which
settles in the feet, ankles and wrists;
or under the eyes in bag-like forma-
tions.
1t is just as necessary to keep the
kidneys acting properly as to keep the
bowels active.
The very best possible way to take
care of yourself is to take a glass of
hot water before meals and an "Anu-
ric' tablet. In this way it is readily
dissolved with the food, picked up by
the blood and finally reaches the kid
neys, where it has a tonic effect in re-
building those organs.
Step into the drug store and ask for
a 50-cent package of "Anuric" or send
DR.. Pierce Toe. for trial pckg,s" Anuric"
many times more potent than lithia,
eliminates uric acid as hot water melts
sugar. A short trial will convince you.
Walker Lake bulletin. (Hawthorne, Nev.) 1883-1926, 1916-07-22
One Way to Make a Friend.

There are several kinds of hypocrisy,
but the one that masculinity most IA
vors is spurious devilishness. Nothing
brings the beam of contentment SO
fervently to the mediocre eye as Don
Juan accusation Dig him in the ribs
and wink as you cali him sly dog
and he loves you. He may be the
quintessence of domestic respectable
ity, but IL you will but insist that you
believe him capable of maintaining a
seraglio with consummate deceit, you
are his friend.
Walker Lake bulletin. (Hawthorne, Nev.) 1883-1926, 1916-07-22
Man of Excuses.

Mr.. Crimsonbeak-How long do you
suppose it would take to come from
the moon to the earth, dear?
Mrs. Crimsonbeak-I don't know
and, what's more, l don't care; but If
you are going to give that as your ex-
cuse for getting home late last night,
1t won't CO."
Walker Lake bulletin. (Hawthorne, Nev.) 1883-1926, 1916-07-22
Not Easily Swallowed.

Bacon-This paper says a camera
small enough to be swallowed to pho
tograph the interior of the stomach
has been invented by a Danish sur
geon.
Egbert-Do you believe it?
Certainly believe It,"
well, some people will swallow
most anything"
Walker Lake bulletin. (Hawthorne, Nev.) 1883-1926, 1916-07-22
Plain DIAGNOSIS.

Now, doc" said the patient who
wasn't so very sick, 81 want you to get
me nurse. What want is a nurse
with golden hair, blue eyes, pretty fig
ure and melcdious voice."
"You don't want a nurse" retorted
the doctor with some authority What
you want is front seat at a musical
comedy"
Walker Lake bulletin. (Hawthorne, Nev.) 1883-1926, 1916-07-22
The Woman of II.

Mrs. Church-So your daughters to
be married tomorrow?
Mrs. Gotham-She is, am glad to
say.
And is the groom a man of your
choice?"
"He certainly is not"
why are you glad she is to he mar
ried, them"
well, just feel like having good
cry"
Walker Lake bulletin. (Hawthorne, Nev.) 1883-1926, 1916-07-22
Shooting Up the Town,

BILL see for lighting gas burners
an inventor has patented a pistol in
which a spring shoots a rod of flint
through a rougbened steel ring, pro-
ducing a shower of sparks.
Jill-If 1t is adopted for street light
ing l suppose 1t will be said at even
tide that it is about time for the lamp
lighter to shoot up the town.
Walker Lake bulletin. (Hawthorne, Nev.) 1883-1926, 1916-07-22
Decline In Status.

II heard Mabel say when she was
engaged that she had selected the
very flower Of her admirers. l won
der what particular one she likened
him tor"
We'll, when they were first mar
ried, she considered him the very
pink of perfection, but now the baby
has put his nose out of Joint, he's just
q plain poppy"
Walker Lake bulletin. (Hawthorne, Nev.) 1883-1926, 1916-07-22

v e g e I q b 9 Com
pound l feel like a
new woman. l al
ways had a headache
during the Change
of Life and was also
troubled with other
bad feelings COM
mon at that time
dizzy spells, nervous
feelings and h e a t
flashes. Now I am
in hattar health
Walker Lake bulletin. (Hawthorne, Nev.) 1883-1926, 1916-07-22
Overlooked.

Are you the editor Of the paper"
asked the lady with the drab spats,
calling.
II am" replied the man with the
poised pencil.
well, called to ask II you wouldn't
get larger type. My name was IL
your paper five times last week and
a neighbor Of mine told me she never
saw It,"
Walker Lake bulletin. (Hawthorne, Nev.) 1883-1926, 1916-07-22
General Trend.

"Those chorus girls can dance"
eyes, you see some rather scientific
dancing among chorus girls these days"
"Quite so. In the chorus, as well as
in the prize ring, science seems to be
snpplanting beef. y
Walker Lake bulletin. (Hawthorne, Nev.) 1883-1926, 1916-07-22
Nobody Loves a Fat Man.

higgins "a man of abundant girth)-
The doctor said | need iron.
Internationally?
Biggins-What a question! How
else?
Badger didn't know but he meant
two.
Walker Lake bulletin. (Hawthorne, Nev.) 1883-1926, 1916-07-22
They Had Cut Him Down.

One day, in the lively old time of
cowboy activities, timid tenderfoot
at Bitter Creek asked tremblingly II
that bad man, Bill Busher, was hanging
around there yet.
NO" replied the native who was
asked. "But he was last week"
Are you sure?" said the tenderfoot
Positive. had hold Of tho rope"
-Browning's Magazine.
Walker Lake bulletin. (Hawthorne, Nev.) 1883-1926, 1916-07-22
Fatted Calves.

Bounder-I wonder why we see 30
many more artificial limbs nowadays
than we did when we were boys7
Rounder-Oh, I suppose it IS because
we were permitted to attend burlesque
shows as often as we do now.-Indian-
aDolis Star
Walker Lake bulletin. (Hawthorne, Nev.) 1883-1926, 1916-07-22
Perhaps.

Mollie-I see an English inventor
has equipped his flying machine with
an acetylene flare, which would burst
into fame and form signal should
he fall into the sea.
Chonie-But wouldn't that brighten
the fish?
Walker Lake bulletin. (Hawthorne, Nev.) 1883-1926, 1916-07-22
Then He Ducked.

Mrs. Bacon see II is said that
many of the women of Chile are en-
ployed as car conductors.
Mr.. Bacon-Never would do over
here
"Why not? I'd like to know"
"Why, the rear platforms are crowd
ed enough already by men,"
Walker Lake bulletin. (Hawthorne, Nev.) 1883-1926, 1916-07-22
His Rank.

81 suppose the man who has charge
of the coming of 25-cent pieces has
an army rank"
What army rank could he have"
THAT of quartormaster."
Walker Lake bulletin. (Hawthorne, Nev.) 1883-1926, 1916-07-22
Concerning ideals.

So you are engaged"
Eyes, auntie."
"And are you satisfied with his
deals, my dear9"
"Well, I can hardly be otherwise,
auntie. He says I am one of them.'
Walker Lake bulletin. (Hawthorne, Nev.) 1883-1926, 1916-07-22
Their Status.

English candidates for parliament
are a sort of strap-hanging class,
aren't they?"
How do you meanY
Don't they stand for a seat ?"
Walker Lake bulletin. (Hawthorne, Nev.) 1883-1926, 1916-07-22
Very Cruel,

He-When l went to the hospital
they put the X-ray on my head, but
they couldn't find anything there.
She-Ah! Did they expect to find
anything?
Walker Lake bulletin. (Hawthorne, Nev.) 1883-1926, 1916-07-22
An Economy.

mo money, no trunks" said the
irate landlord. "If you don't pay your
board bill we hold your trunks till you
do"
Splendid" said Dedbroke. "That'll
save me the expense of storage on
these things of mine until next season.
y-by, old man!"-Judge.
Walker Lake bulletin. (Hawthorne, Nev.) 1883-1926, 1916-07-22
Fine Cut.

IT certainly like the way our new
cook prepares spaghetti"
Flows that?"
"She RUS it through the meat chop
per first."-Judg>
Walker Lake bulletin. (Hawthorne, Nev.) 1883-1926, 1916-07-22
Proper ThlnQ.

"They tell me Smiths business has
all gone to seed"
Poor fellow! Then he's ruined"
Far from it. He supplies the
farmers and suburbanites all around"
Walker Lake bulletin. (Hawthorne, Nev.) 1883-1926, 1916-07-22

Always shake in Aliens Foot-Ease, powder.
It cures hot, sweating. aching. swollen feet.
Cures corns ingrowing nails and bunions. At all
druggists and shoe stores. Csc. Don't accept any
Substitute. Sample mailed FREE. Address Allen
s. Olmsted. LIE Roy. NJ Y. Advt
Walker Lake bulletin. (Hawthorne, Nev.) 1883-1926, 1916-07-22

DIR. Pierce's Favorite Prescription
makes weak women strong, sick women
well, no alcohol. Sold in tablets or liquid.
Walker Lake bulletin. (Hawthorne, Nev.) 1883-1926, 1916-07-22
DIVIDEND NOTICES
Associated Savings Banks of San Francisco

HUMBOLDT SAVINGS BANK, 1888
Market ST., near Fourth-For the half
year ending June 80, 1916, dividend has
been declared at the rate Of four az per
cent per aIinum on all savings deposits
payable on and after Saturday. July l.,
1916. Dividends not called for are added
to and bear the same rate of interest as
the principal from July /, 1916.
H C. KLEVESAHL, Cashier.
Walker Lake bulletin. (Hawthorne, Nev.) 1883-1926, 1916-07-22
Sore e.: ':s:s;. t y ;:s::
sure to Sun, Dust and Wind
Eyes ": <: S \: s$ ::

Your Dnggist's Soc per Bottle. Murine Eye
Salvein Tubes 2sc. For Book Of The Eye freeask
Druggists or Murine Eye Remedy Co., Chicago
Walker Lake bulletin. (Hawthorne, Nev.) 1883-1926, 1916-07-22
HEAT FLASHES,
DIZZY, NERVOUS
Mrs. Wynn Tells How Lydia
E. Pinkham's Vegetable
Compound Helped Her
During Change of Life.

Richmond, Va. AFTER taking
seven bottles of Lydia E. Pinkham's
Walker Lake bulletin. (Hawthorne, Nev.) 1883-1926, 1916-07-22
STRAND HOTEL
]. Athol Kraft. Pror.

J. Athol Kraft. Pror.
ais OFarrell street. San Francisco. Centrally To-
Gated. Newly renovated. Best accommodation at
lowest possible prices. Rates Soc to $500 day.
Room with Private Bath $3.50 up per week. Room
with Detached Bath $3.50 week up.
Walker Lake bulletin. (Hawthorne, Nev.) 1883-1926, 1916-07-22

HAS your son brought back any
business methods from London?"
"Oh! yes. He thinks we ought to
serve tea afternoons and that all the
stenographers ought to be blondes"
Walker Lake bulletin. (Hawthorne, Nev.) 1883-1926, 1916-07-22

FORD CAR owners to handle Temco Alta Shock
Absorbers and Sandbo Starters. Salary and COM
mission. ALTA CO., AIT Market St., San Francisco
The Prescott daily news., 1916-03-01
MEN WON'T
 YIELD THEIR DEMANDS.

Quincy, Mass, March 1.-Unless concessions are made by one side or the other serious trouble is likely to develop between the five labor unions connected with the granite trade in this section and the Granite Manufac- turers' Association. The workers are demanding an eight-hour day and new minimum wage scale. Branches con- cerned in the change are the cutters, quarry workers, polishers, tool sharp eners and engineers. If granted the increases would mean from $4 to $4.25 minimum daily scale in first class plants.
The Prescott daily news., 1916-03-01

bit off three inches of the old mans cows tongue. Girls, if you have long tongues don't go licking around where his horse is eating. Candidates are getting friends now but there are so many of them that they don't know each other. Last week two candidates for assessor met each drawing his sword (card) and starting his spiel; they soon separ- ated.
 By the way, We are going to have candidates rally here at Willisville Saturday, March 25. A big basket ball game in the afternoon and a fine program at night, all free, and we want every candidate in the county here so we may size you up. Now if you want our votes, come get them.
 This will be the close of the best school ever taught at Willisville, so come one and all. 1 Farmers are busy getting ready for bumper feed crop. Ed Holloway and others say they have cotton enough to do them and will plant something else. Look out for six cent cotton next fall.
 We are expecting some visiting sin bers next Sunday afternoon, so all who like good singing come, bring your books. We use any kind we even have Showalters 1916 book here now.
 With best wishes for the News and her readers.
The Prescott daily news., 1916-03-01
GAME LAWS ARE
 STILL IN EFFECT
Under Federal Regulations the Season on All Migratory Wild Fowl Is Closed Until Next Autumn.
Washington, D. C., Feb. 29.

washington, U. I., rep. ZJ.
 A misleading staetment recently has become current in newspapers of the Mississippi Valley and elsewhere to the effect that the department of agriculture has suspended enforce ment of Federal regulations under mi gratory bird law, and by means has enabled sportsmen, under State laws, to shoot wild fowl during the coming spring.
 Under the Federal regulations as they now stand, the season on all mi gratory wild fowl is closed until next autumn throughout the United States. Federal inspectors and wardens are required, and others interested in the protection of wild fowls are requested to report to the department of agri- culture all cases of violation of the regulations, in order that proper ac- tion may be taken.
 The department of agriculture has no power to suspend the law or to pardon violators of the regulations. Doubtless the erroneous impression, on which the newspaper statements are based, has grown out of the pend ency of litigation involving the con- stitutionality of the act of Congress approved March 1, 1913, under which the regulations were promulgated. The lower Federal courts disagreed as to the validity of the statute, and the issue was carried to the Supreme Court of the United States. The case was argued in the Supreme Court in October, 1915, but has not been de- cided Following the lower court de- cisions, Congress appropriated money to continue the enforcement of the law. The department of agriculture is bound to report to the department of justice violations of the regula- tions if the Supreme Court should declare the law constitutional. All persons should, therefore, be warned of the danger they incur from failure to abide by the regulations.
The Prescott daily news., 1916-03-01
MEDICINE COMPANY WINS IN HIGHER COURT
WaXahachie Medicine Company vs. w. S. Daly, Appeal From Nevada Circuit Court Gets Judgment for S333.03.

The Waxahachie Medicine Company a foreign corporation, made a con tract with Daily and his sureties for the sale of it's medicines, and deliv- cred to Daily goods worth $428.3S. It had not complied with the laws for admission of foreign corporations to do business in the state, but later did so, and then made another contract with Daly and his sureties, under which it furnished to Daily goods worth $43927. Under the first con- tract Daily paid S92.50, and under the second $122.41, and offered to return certain medicines of the value of S57.41, and claimed a credit of 25 per cent on uncollectable accounts of the value of $671.15, or $167.7S. Daily contends that under the first contract because the company not having com piled with the state laws, it could not collect anything. The Supreme Court ruled to the contrary, because the statute does not expressly declare void contracts made by foreign cor porations under such circumstances. Under the erroneous instructions giv- en to the jury a finding was made in favor of Daily and his sureties, but the Supreme Court ruled that the un- disputed amount due on the contract, being the difference between the cred its claimed and the amount of the goods sent to Daly, is S333.03, and that the medicine company should have had judgment for this amount. and judgment was entered here in its favor.
The Prescott daily news., 1916-03-01
UNDERTONE STEADY;
 COTTON ADVANCES
Market Continues Irregular, but Prices Go Up 2 1-2 Points, Fluctuations Were Irregular During the Afternoon.

New York, Feb. 29.-The cotton market showed continued irregular ity today, but the undertone was steadier, with May contracts selling up to 11.47c, or 15 points above last nights final figures, and closing at 11.43c. The general list closed steady at net advance of to 12 points.
 Liverpool was rather better than due and the market here opened stea- dy, at decline of 1 point on March, but general to points higher. The circulation of a few March notices es- timated at about 5000 bales, probably accounted for the relatively easy rul- ing of the near month, but the general list worked higher during the morn ing, on Liverpool buying, covering of shorts and moderate demand from reactionists. Active positions showed rallies of p to 23 points from recent low levels.
 Fluctuations were irregular during the afternoon. May contracts eased off to II. 39c, shortly after midday but rallied again to 11.46c and the general list closed within 8 or points of the best. Private cables reported quiet but steady market in Liver pool.
 The Southern selling here during the afternoon was attributed partly to Southern spot firms, but was ac companied by rurnors of an improved spot demand and steadier tone among spot holders.
 Cotton closed steady.
The Prescott daily news., 1916-03-01
WILLISVILLE NEWS.

Sunday was cold but the singing class met and gave us some fine new music from Rodeheavers new book. Prof. Erwin has some new sheet music which can't be beat.
 Mir. Galloway, candidate for county clerk, stopped at the school house last week.
 Bro. Erwin was expected to preach here Sunday night but had the ap- pointment called in on account of bad weather.
 Dallas Atkin spent Friday night at the home of friend. And his horse
The Prescott daily news., 1916-03-01
NEW YORK DAY BY DAY.

New York, March New Workers are more or less upset over the new submarine plans of Germany just put into effect. Despite the risk in volved many have been willing hereto fore to book sailings for Europe, be- heving that if any danger overlook them the offending nation would have to make an explanation to their Un- cle Sammy.
The Prescott daily news., 1916-03-01
TAKE PO-DO-LAX IN SPRING

In winter our blood gets thick. our pores close, we feel tired and dull when hot days come. What we need is a spring liver tonic, something to rid our system of winters accumulat- ed waste. Po-Do-Lax will do it. It stimulates the bile, empties the bow els. The organs become more active and in a little while you feel like new. Don't neglect cleaning out your system. Take Po-Do-Lax and you will feel fine. soc at your druggist.
The Prescott daily news., 1916-03-01
AUSTRIA TO SINK
 MERCHANTMEN TOO

Vienna, March 1.-The Austrian government today put into effect an order similar to that recently issued by Germany by which all armed mer- chantmen belonging to enemy na- tions will be submarined without any warning, and has notified the various governments of her intention.
The Prescott daily news., 1916-03-01

Send us your orders for conner cial printing.-We do first class work
The Prescott daily news., 1916-03-01
BIG NEW SHOE FACTORY OPENS

Brockton, Macs, March 1.-The Dallas Shoe Company. recently organ ized. with Philip Dalton, former sup erintendent of Thompson Brothers Company, as president, put its vast new factory in operation here today. The concern will manufacture only high grade shoes.
The Prescott daily news., 1916-03-01
|MpAICN WILL EN-
 | TER NEW PHASE
l. Admiral Knight Advises
 Committee That Haste Can (ot Be Too Great in the Pre- [orot;on of a Great Fleet.

,;nc+on Feb. 29.-The cam
 for national preparedness will
 on q new phase in congress uoek. when, in all probability, rroviding army increases will ,..oduced in both house and sen
 The house military committee bocin tomorrow it's final review ho measure tentatively agreed on week and which it is stated Will ,,tored in minor details before 1t hvorably reported.
 be final vote probably will be talk Thursday. but it will require sev- days for Chairman Hay to pre- the bill. The committee agreed V to insert cnly a general provis- for federalizing the national guard ing the task of putting this legis- bn in final shape to the joint con- |nce committee. By this action the hte committee made it possible to p out its bill also next week.
 efore the house naval committee IT Admiral Knight today continued recommendations that every fac be employed to hasten construc- of fleet equal to those of any nations except Great Britain, nerican policies, such as the Mon- Doctrine, Asiatic Exclusion, Con- of the Panama Canal and the ln Door to China constitute a great growing threat of war unless pre- htions to upbuild them are made hiral Knight said. He believed it bld take two years and a half tc Ike the navy efficient enough to kt the present German fleet with success.
 Gajor Barnett, commandant of the line corps, followed Admira' ight, urging that 1s0 officers, 5s Frant officers and 2.579 men be ed to the cisps to bring it up tC strength advocated by the genera rd, and approved by Secretary hiels on the basis of one-fifth oi navy personnel.
 Representative Tilson of the house ltary committee addressed tn, se today on a feature of the pre- edness plan on which he has dwell length in committee. Backing III remarks with exhibits from var arsenals, he said that while ther, hundreds of guns and munitior FOrles Tn operation in this country put government plants were pre- ed to produce the guns and car pges needed for the American hy.
The Prescott daily news., 1916-03-01

We would appreciate that news Item
The Prescott daily news., 1916-03-01
NEW HOPE NO. ?.

Health in this community is i'm proving.
 The farmers have been taking ad vantage of the pretty weather.
 The news which came out under the heading of Shady Grove last week should have been headed Rocky Col lege."
 I think they have organized an old bachelor society, too, as Bascom is wearing one of the pins.
 We are glad to know that New Hope No. 2 has a town in the vicin- ity.
 Ada Tyree asked Drewery Avery if he liked flowers and he said, "Yes." " She said, "I wish was one"
 Charlie Grimes was a caller at MT. Harris home a few Sundays ago. Wonder why?
 Claude is married now. 1 guess he is looking cross-eyed at Miss Carrie.
 George Morris looks like a dictor since he wears a derby.
 Mir. and Mrs. Dean, Ada and Ida attended the quarterly meeting at Blevins.
 George, if you put up barber shop all the girls will want their hair bobbed.
 Ruth Holcomb spent Sunday with Virgie Almand.
 We wish much success to the News and if this escapes the waste basket We will come again.
 Send us your orders for commer- cial printing.-We do first class work.
The Prescott daily news., 1916-03-01
NEW YORK DEMOCRATS
 ARE IN HARMONY

Syracuse, N. Y., March 1.-The un- official State convention of the Demo- cratic party of New York began here today in the Empire Theatre. Ex- Governor Martin H. Glynn has been elected temporary and permanent chairman.
The Prescott daily news., 1916-03-01
BELIEVES GERMANY WILL
 KEEP HER PROMISE

Washington, March It is stated upon the highest authority that Presi- dent Wilson and Secretary Lansing have no fear that Germany's new submarine policy will nullify or re- yoke her promise to the United States that unarmed passenger ships will not be sunk without warning. It is be- leved here that German submarine commanders will be ordered to give passengers time to escape.
 Still cutting hair and shaving at the West Side Barber Shop.-you are next.-Cragan x Cummins Advt.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1916-06-26

man grounded out to Wilson. P Tall
bot singled but Purvere and Reed flied
to left and Kelley gathered them in.
Winthrop made things interesting for
Purvere. Bradford and Gill hit safely
and Wilson beat out a bunt filling the
bases. Purvere's error allowed Brad
ford to score, Gale reaching first. KEEL
ley was out at first. Gill scoring Max
vel singled and Gale came home Full
Ter also hit safely, but Williams drove