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The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1916-03-01

j. n Somers q santa Re official
WIN b. we'll known mere. is ~ the citN
for a few days on business.
Cottonwood Gro,, No =. Noodmen
Ciiclo. viii meet a. 80 O'Clock to-
night at the l. - - T. hall.
Bert knight nf ~ paso and Miss
Margaret Dean ct A~lnuquerqu. OBJ
tanned "a marriage license yesterday
George u. Luther of bcu'"r. "icc-
trical contract agent, visited rms city
on business YESTERDAY.
Two plays for children see to DE
presented at the high school audi
forum March 10 b, the child welfare
department of tho Wuman's club
Hos Coz han. shortstup recruit ot
IN. -. Louis National lcsSuc club.
viii leave tor the cardinal training
camp IN Texas IN u day OF twu.
T. II Peters. of the Soiiic-pcters
Furnitur. COMPANY. has returned TO
the city after ten days ur Sc spent in
Denver "u business.
There viii b- a regular meeting 81
Benefit lodge No. 1l0S al > "'ciook
this cvanin. There viii be- initiation
of candidates.
James \. Frorch. the state en-
gineeT. left for the capital thIs morn
ing after spending several days ~
this vicinity inspecting roads.
James MilknsuH, head of thc local
securing mills returned from 'tli'or-
mia Yesterday. after spending several
weeks there
Regular communication of Temple
lodg- 80 o \ D. n \. NJ Thursdab
e. ,on.us. March al t.3H sitIns
members Welcome.
Tho ucfnaullo Couuts Rar a-soc.a-
tiun viii meet in rcgu.at sion go.
night 1f M" Commercial HUI.
"Nto dtnle Deiays ip the tuults q
thc topic Tor discussion
j. T.. More. formerly "f hi city
buf NOW 81 HlueWatc las been
spending q foW days here ON business.
H. was accompanied by his small son
on hi. "trip boz.
Tn. Re-, = u Forsythc on" ~ tho
secretaries OF the Methodist Episcopal
vhurchs educational board, Will dc-
h,.r an sdrd"sr 81 the FIRST Methodist
church tonight Mr. For IA" has
! urcn "a the cii. crul days
The -. e. g. viii meet tonight IN
". - ~ nan ". V stafford SUE
! preme conductor Of the order viii bee
present The meeting wtli begin at \
O'Clock
In order 10 correct p"ssi'lc ur'eu-
luriiy ~ the Vurdiug of tuc water
election ana water bond ordinances.
tho CITY cuuu,il last night repealed
them and uasrd CAREFULLY drawn sub
,titu,cs winch leave no DOUBT Of he
legality of he proposed h"nts.
Mrs. Alamouda Blanchard 80 years
old. applied AT "a" police station Ncs-
teTday Tor shelter She SAID sh" was
born her" aud ven to 'anadH when
eight years old. she spcn, "ll her
money 10 get here from the l'omin-
ION she cam, t- % noaiths"' ser. The
! civic B.ttcruoul leagu" to"E up h"t
tN.t.
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1916-03-01
MESSENGER BOYs
CALLED On FOR
MANY SERVICES
Regarded as Best Ready.made
Substitute for Whatever
Human Agent May Be Lack.
ing at the Moment.

ln a way hat the author of the
phrase did not have IN mind tn"
Western Inion messenger boy l. "ali
thingF to- all men. He doesn't set
out 'o color himself TO suit the par
tI,ulat state ui mind IN VII en- tho
man CO.. woman ho deals with hap
pens loo be uut men aud womol famil-
Iaf with The m~'-sclger service
have come Goo regard The messenger
boy as the best read, made substitute
iu an nature fer whatever human
agent they happen To lack ~ busi-
ness and soclaI lie II is So cNtraor-
diu'Iiiy handy go cath Tor 3 Wcsscu-
ger bus ana SIT him 90 doing what
ever needs TO ne done.
THAT applies not uul, To N%hupu"r-
que. Of cuur-c, nut TO every town blk
enough Go have "a good messenger
service. The variety ui thisgs IN"
messenger boy IS called upon to do
nN those Who hire him .s limit Il only
ny tb" number "f things that one hoN
can ito Nithout breaking the law of
hls haca
en-, of "a, no,s here not long ago
wa. called on 80 clean ashes out Of a
s'orc. Another tool me place 81 a
grocery wagon driver Die was
commissioned to Civ. 4 baby an air
ing. and. lacking amy other means Of
doing the Job comfortably for the
hahv. carried precious up u
Down the street in his rms There
was another messenger who was
called ou To carry a pig and "a the
Ia .ting huuor OF messengers ~ gem
eial hc II said that he was AZ careful
II The plg is ~. other boy was OF
thc baby
Nut '.ag ago a. AlbuquerQuean
found himself locked uut 81 hi
house. bid he get excited ne CAL
FOR u iocSsmith. tn" police. and the
military lie did not. iie sent FOR
o. messenger. who climbed through a
tlanson and let the Wise man IN.
ti're rs a li.i OF a few other thi1gs
that messengers are called on 10 do
here or ~ other owns.
Rolling ,nVnlid's chair
Taking dog FOR eNer isc.
calling For laundry in emergencies
Escorting strange \ To their dcsti
ration.
Purchasing railroad and steamship
tickets.
Waiting IN line AZ box office FOR
tickets.
Securing rain coats UNI rel!as aud
rubhers.
Es.ortine ladies 80 ma from The
nt'is. etc.
Securing KEYS hat have been lcft
% home.
substituting during absence ~ req
ular office boy
delivering automobile parts 20
stranded H~utomobilisfs.
Actilg as door attendant ~ reccr-
toms. weddings. etc.
Calling for garmcuis az dressmak -
Q tre. cleaners. t%niiors. etc.
Purchasing ana delivering lunches
IN cIsaa of emergency
calling AZ railroad iul .tca uship
terminals for hand baggage.
Purchasing a7d delivering howors
cuu f%ectionerN and other gifts
Securing cN" glasses that have
been forgotten u ATE needed.
Escorting children Ia and from
school. places of amu7cmeri. etc
calling for uud carving books 90
public and c~irCulatIur libraries.
Attcuding office FOR lawyers doc
=" and others Daring lunch he
etc.
Delivering hand baosige AT rail-
roai and steamship terminals aud
chc,king same.
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1916-03-01
HANDBALL U AT
CENTRAL FIRE STATION

\ hindha,l court has been laid out
beside the central IRE station for the
uso 81 The men Regular physical eX-
cro.s, rs pati 1T the new order ~
things "a the IRE department
The men of the central station nave
taken up the sport Win enthusiasm
The, issued q chsllense today 10 the
whole world.
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1916-03-01

Funeral services Tor Miss Beatrice
Austin were held at 10 O'Clock this
morning az Blakcmorc's chapel. Rev.
Mr.. Taylor officiating. Tho body Nag
shipped ON Santa Fc train No. . tins
afternoon ur n%npnnicd bS the moth
81 nurtni viii be ~ Della van. WIS.
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1916-03-01
POLICE VISIT HOUSE
NEAR THE CITY HALL

Elias Gullcgo>. o. y. SAFES, Ra-
mundc R1rsla cruise Romero nn'i
Marie sanchez Ucro arrested ycsicr'
dan N "a house on Tiieras avenue .
stones throw from the city hnll
charged with dlsnrdcrly conduct. They
pleaded not gui.,y and viii be- gwen
trial iu the city our this evening At
: O'Clock.
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1916-03-01
PROTtCT|0MSTS
TAKE ISSUE WITH
GEORGE W|llETTS
Local Sportsmen Say State.
ment Antelope Do Not III.
crease When Protected Is
Not Well Founded.

" N hNrlNN' NI'Il E''N N'N''
February IS. MI George Willetts.
special agent ul the tnitcd states biz
oiugi,al survey. was quoted In the
newspapers OF the state az expressing
certain opinions about game protec-
ton problems IN New Mexico. The
officers OF the Albuquerque Game Pro-
t"ctivr association have replied with
the following letter addressed tu tho
Albuquerque Evening Herald
Editor Herald W. not, with mach
interest thc Views %. Federal Warden
Nillctts as quoted I'm your Fchruat,
~ issue. W. have the highest opin-
ION of Nj. WIllets' work ian "ufurciug
the federal migratory bird law. but
beg to AXE issue omphatiraiiN with
~u'nc of his publicly expressed opin-
iuu un game ia general. for The rca-
son that We heiievc that they give the
people Of Sew Mexico a wrong idea
81 "a" situation
litst. al tn antelope of New Mex
i,u bee saved from cNtigrtiou Nh.
Nillctts ~ quoted ~ SAYING They
al" doomed To- extinction ! tear. for
even iu localities where they are alb
solutely protected they do not in
crease.
We respectfully rhalionge th,s
statement - a dangerous geucGulizt-
ton. Dangerous because a comes
pretty ueai advising people tu throw
up lh'h hands ana say tne
Use eft protecting antelope. an, how 90
\ s'nofaIl@"iI"h because ih'tc BE- n"
data tu prove u As true iu New Mex
leo 1n-r" has been .Io such him a.
'hns"lut" protection 100 New Mexico.
except On paper and vi" d"N.i Whrth-
'r ther" mas been anN such INNS else
where" u H. iru" that thr yellow
stone" fark herd has Jailed q" M
reuse bat that 90 not New Mexico
neither are We quite sure npodt the
absolute protection th"r" Not 80
many years ago the poachcrs got into
the park and pretty nearly vip"d out
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The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1916-03-01

Tocolotc, \, NJ. March l. T~ecoiotc
now itIs no postmaster, n nobody
here seems willing tu accop, The job.
II "a successor Ion Hiss bern,rdn Loo
hatu cannot be found within . reason
able time the office viii he closed.
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1916-03-01

February 20. a boy,
NJ ana Mrs Alfredo sanchoz, toh-
ruarN -. "a girl.
Mr.. and Mrs. Jacob0 porbo1. Feb
runty -, twins.
Nj ard Ms a Zomora February
a. a boz.
Mr. and Mrs WIZ Vaudcrshias.
February 80. "a girl,
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1916-03-01
BUREAU
ESTABLISHED TODAY

The permanent Information bureau
opened tpd1, 90 los West Central
n,cuu" T. 49, nav, l- Ia cha, -. Tie
.s prepared q" tell VISITORS an about
the cir, hotels ho'rdinR houses. san
ltpriums. business houses aud places
of amusement
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1916-03-01

inul they met yesterday, cot T.
/ johnson and his nephew W j
~ field. oi Fresno. cal, had not seen
each other tor ihirty-siN years Nv
iIntncld b. visiting the colonel tor u
few days.
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1916-03-01

Misc Eht~i liose>. - wears Old.
"a Irhtor uf NJ aud Mr.. Manuel
l'os'1 died Yesterday Afternoon at
the homo ot hrr parents near rnjtritu.
Tho family came here about two
months agn from spain. Funeral
service. Will Do" held az $50 o'riuck
tomorrow afternoon nt Free 'rouuttH
chapel luriul wa be- ~ san Jose
cemetery.
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1916-03-01
~,,In Nruniin.

Sol" NrmlJ" IS years old. died y"s-
t'rdnS morning at his hoino a. can
dcllrlas. Two suus. Frank ana
George. survive. Funerai services
were held az , 30 o'clock tpls after
noon az Fred Crollutt's chapel liutial
Nas IN santa barbara cemetery.
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1916-03-01
MOPTUARY


Mrs Te"doriu Griegu 40 years old.
wife of iNidprp Gricgu. died Yesterday
at hcr home. tOlN John street from
pneumonia one son ALSO survives.
Tho body was taken G., Ftcd Orollotts
undertaking. ruous
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1916-03-01

'ffbm INuLfs'
kniCkcr l. the CIr equip
mout complete
pocNet Yes even Includes
letter forms tor putting on the
grocer tud butcher
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1916-03-01

WATER TAN DUE AND PAY
ABLE At OFFICE pF WAITER co,
lig : SECOND
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1916-03-01
ABOUT PEOPLE YOU
kNOW
THE

FORECAST 20 % Isn't and
1huts,!Ss r"nettII, far south
portion snow north petition.
col lrr caSt pardon.
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1916-03-01

NInl Ql'ERQrE GAME PROTECT
I'VE ASSOCIATION.
Henry M%"stcricld, John H. CLARK
Aldo Leopold Ross Merritt, Hugh
4 Cooper. charles Quicr j. y Null
len. Harry Johnson. r. J strong
Il. ~ Stgmm.
The Brandon news. (Brandon, Miss.) 1892-1961, 1916-09-07
Vegetable Ashes.

Do not throw away any vegetable
ash, for all ashes have a decided gar
den value. Some seem to have the
impression that trashy material re-
turns ashes of little worth, but the re-
verse is often true. Ashes from cotton
bulls have shown as much as 80 per
cent of potash and sold for $40 ton
Some weeds would prove equally rich.
In addition there is always some phos-
phoric acid and heavy per cent of
lime. That most precious element, nj
trogen, however, was all burned out,
therefore these substances would
prove of greater value If allowed to
decompose in the soil rather than be
destroyed by combustion. Ashes of de-
ciduous trees, being nearly all hard
woods, are of more value than those
from evergreens, for the latter are
nearly all conifers-pines, expresses,
etc.
The Brandon news. (Brandon, Miss.) 1892-1961, 1916-09-07
HERMIT'S FARE COSTS LITTLE
Reputed "HoIy Man" Of Japan Sub
sists on Laurel Leaves and Few
Raw Potatoes Daily.

A hermit who has set up his private
shrine by the wayside calls himself
the incarnation of Fudosama, the god
of fire. This mysterious man makes
his abode in little coop near the
botanical gardens, paying monthly
rental of 1925. On the plaster just
below the paper window is written:
"The worshiping place of the wood
eating hermit"
Day and night one can see the flare
of fire on the paper window and low
voice can be heard, says the East and
West News. Every passer feels a
queer sensation as he goes by. The
visitor knocked at the dismal-loQking
entrance. The one who came to an
swer was the mysterious man. He
looked to be about fifty-five and in his
brawny and reflective features he
showed a magnetic smile.
1t seems he began his pious life by
scorching his body with lighted
candle to save the life Of his sick
child He tasted q days and prac-
ticed water meditation. The child re-
covered His faith grew stronger. For
80 years past he has touched no rice
or other cereal. Before the visitor he
chewed some laurel leaves. Fifty of
these, five raw potatoes, little salt
and water, were his daily fare. Heyis
said to effect miraculous cures.
The Brandon news. (Brandon, Miss.) 1892-1961, 1916-09-07

nTOWNRr
W HELPS
WOULD GUARD AGAINST FIRE
National Board Of Underwriters
Urges Greater Care In the Con-
struction Of Dwelling.

Realizing the large annual losses
sustained by thousands Of home own
ers through construction which tends
to spread fires instead Of retarding
them, the committee on construction
of buildings of the national board OF
fire underwriters has issued a book
let of 115 pages on methods OF In
creasing the fire-resistive qualities OF
dwellings, says Engineering Record.
Builders everywhere, especially In To-
calities outside the control Of build
ing ordinances (and by far the ma
jority of ordinary dwellings are built
in such localities), will find valuable
information in this presentation OF
methods for making houses reasonably
safe from fire. Particularly import
ant, not only for builders, but for
owners and the general public, are
the sections devoted to floor and roof
construction; chimneys, flues. smoke
pipes and f1replaces; fire stopping
and general precautions for fire pro-
lection.
Generally recognized dangers from
such old offenders as single roofs,
unlined chimneys, unprotected stair
ways and shafts are strikingly illus
trated, and many simple and effective,
while relatively inexpensive, devices
in construction which retard the
spread of fire are clearly explained.
Every potential house owner will find
1t profitable to become familiar with
these building precautions, which may
prevent loss of life as well as of prop
erty. Engineers, through their posi-
lions in building departments and
their participation as plain citizens in
civic associations, chambers Of COM
merce and similar organizations, can
let it be known that ordinary dwell
ings can readily be improved as to
their fire-resistive qualities, and can
direct interested parties to the proper
source of information.
The Brandon news. (Brandon, Miss.) 1892-1961, 1916-09-07
INVITES AND PROTECTS BIRDS
Sense Plan of Guarding the Trees
on Its Streets.

The town of Brookline, Mass, is
teaching the country at large a valu-
able lesson. First of all, of course,
Brookline had to learn the lesson for
itself. The town priced it's trees, and
sought by the usual means to guard
them against the attack of insect
pests. The campaign, however, was
not entirely successful. The leopard
moth invaded Brookline, and against
this tree enemy poisonous sprays avail
little. Birds alone can hold it in check.
So Brookline, few years ago, went
seriously about the business of Undue
ing birds to come and stay. In 1910
1t wanted woodpeckers, and it issued
it's invitation, but only few respond
ed. Three years later Brookline had
learned enough through experiment to
justify the municipality in building
and placing 100 nesting boxes.
That was the beginning; year by
year since then the work has been ex-
banded. The nesting boxes increased
in number and variety, and during the
winter thousands of birds were fed
daily at 125 municipal feeding sta
tons, operated by the town author
tiles at the public's expense. And now,
says report from Brookline, "the
plans for the securing of bird help in
insect destruction will be carried on
during the coming season with greater
determination than ever"
The Brandon news. (Brandon, Miss.) 1892-1961, 1916-09-07
IRON POSTS SUPPORT WIRE
German Idea That Makes Their
Trenches Only Little Way From
Being lmpregnable.

In the Atlantic Monthly Mr.. Edward
Morlae describes a very clever i'm
provement the Germans have made in
their barbed-wire defenses. The
wires are usually fastened to wooden
posts, of course, but the Germans have
found better support for them. He
writes:
"After we had taken the German
trench, our men set to work to remodel
1T, shifting the parapet to the other
side, building little outpost trenches
and setting barbed wire. The latter
job was done in wonderfully short
time, thanks to German thOrOughneSs.
For the wooden stakes to which the
wire is tied they had substituted soft
iron rods, ihree-quarters of an inch
thick, twisted five times in the shape
of great corkscrew. This screw twist
ed into the ground exactly like cork
puller into a cork. The straight part
Of the rod, being twisted upon itself
down and up again every ten inches,
formed six or seven small loops in a
height of about five feet. Into these
eyes the barbed wire was laid and
solidly secured with short lengths of
tying wire.
First cutting the tying wire, we lift
ed the barbed wire out of the eyes,
showed small stick through one, and,
turning the rod with the leverage of
the stick, usncrewed it out of the
ground, and then, reversing the proc
ess, screwed it in again. The advan-
tage of this rod is obvious. When a
shell falls in the midst of this wire
protection, the rods are bent and twist
ed but unless broken off short they
always support the wire, and even
after a severe bombardment present a
serious obstacle to the assaulters. In
such case wooden posts are blown to
smithereens by the shells, and when
broken off they let the wire fall fiat
to the ground"
The Brandon news. (Brandon, Miss.) 1892-1961, 1916-09-07
/ POULTRY
0Y'X|<l||
LISTEN FOR CAcKLE OF HEN
Feed Fowls In Accordance With De-
mands of Nature as Propounded
by Poultry Experts.

Listen for the cackle Of your hen.
1t has money value to you.
The winter season Is approaching,
when the price of eggs will advance
and the cackle will become of even
greater significance to you.
Plan for the cackle, feed the hens
In accordance with the demands of
nature as propounded by the experts
who have spent their lives In the
work.
If the cackle Is not heard with suf-
ficient frequency ask yourself why.
Dig down and study the subject for
the more you study the oftener the
hen will cackle, and cackling means
more eggs and bigger bank account.
1t is the law Of nature that a hen
should lay, and cackle. She should
lay often and do much cackling, for
that, too, is natures law.
But she will not lay unless she re-
ceives proper food and care, and there
In lies the wisdom Of the man who
thinks before he acts.
Get hold of some good literature,
read up on the subject Of egg produc-
ton, apply the knowledge you thus
obtain, and in the end you will learn
to experience a keen delight in every
cackle Of your hens.
Your hen wants to cackle-she
will cackle, IL you give her chance.
And there's money in the cackle Of a
hen.
The Brandon news. (Brandon, Miss.) 1892-1961, 1916-09-07
Making House Entrance Attractive.

To one who must watch expenses
carefully, the solution of the entrance
to the grounds of the country house is
often difficult task. When one can
afford to employ the services of a
landscape architect the problem is, Of
course, simplif1ed.
The guiding spirit here, as in the
structural features of the house itself,
should be to create an entrance, simple,
attractive, substantial and in harmony
with the surroundings.
Stones are generally easy to procure
In the country; therefore stone pillars
with a durable gate between make an
attractive entrance, within reach of
even the limited purse.
Growing vines and flowers will add
greatly to the general attractiveness
of this approach and furnish the con-
Meeting link between entrance and
grounds.
The Brandon news. (Brandon, Miss.) 1892-1961, 1916-09-07
BEST CHICKENS FOR CAPONS
Fowls Hatched In May and June Are
Observation-Disclosures Are Valu-
able as Broilers.

Chickens Matched in May and June
are better for capons, as the earlier
cockerels are worth too much as brOil-
ers from two to four pounds to capon-
lie and hold over until the capOn mar
ket opens up, which is from about
the middle of January until about the
middle of March. At the age of eight
or nine months capon from larger va
rieties of chickens will weigh from
seven to twelve pounds. For the last
few years live capons have sold from
10 to % cents per pound and the
rooster from 6 to 8 cents per pound.
Other uses may be made Of the ca
pom, for, with little encouragement,
he will mother brood of little chicks,
cluck and scratch for them as their
real mother would. A rather queer
sight to see. He has also been made
to sit with good results by some poul
trymen.
The Brandon news. (Brandon, Miss.) 1892-1961, 1916-09-07

right up and make you feel fine and vigorous
want you to go back to the store and get your
money. Dodson's Liver Tone is destroying the
sale of calomel because it is real liver medicine;
entirely vegetable. therefore it not salvate or
make you sick.
guarantee that one spoonful of Dodson's Liver
Tone will put your sluggish liver to work and
clean your bowels of that sour bile and constipaed
waste which is clogging your system and making
you feel miserable. | guarantee that bottle OF
Dodson's Liver Tone will keep your entire family
feeling fine for months. Give it to your children.
1t is harmless doesn't grippe and they like its pleas
ant taste Adv
The Brandon news. (Brandon, Miss.) 1892-1961, 1916-09-07
Ionu-Eelt Want.

Automobile accidents are sc
numerous" remarked the prolific In
ventor, that / believe there will be
a great demand for my latest inven.
ton"
what is the nature thereof?" asked
the owner of the big red car.
Its shock absorber," answered
the man behind the idea.
Huh !" grunted the other, 1.-The
woods are full of shock absorbers."
Eyes, l know" rejoined the inven-
tor, .but this is different. 1t is for
pedestrians to wear when crossing
streets"
And throwing on the high speed
gear, the inventor started for the
millionaire class.