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Macon beacon. [volume] (Macon, Miss.) 1859-1995, 1916-04-21
To Mark Matthew'S Grave.

1t seems late in the day for starting
a movement to provide for a monu.
ment Of suitable memorial to mark the
last resting place Of Gov. Matthews,
but applying the maxim, better late
than not at all, a movement has been
started at Ashland, Benton county
which, it is hoped, will be fruitful in
raising a fund sufficient to carry oNt
the object.
Gov. J. W. Matthews, as he was
known ~colloquially, "Old Copperas
Breeches,' was governor of the state
during 1S4S-50, and lies buried neaJ
Old Salem, Benton county.
Macon beacon. [volume] (Macon, Miss.) 1859-1995, 1916-04-21
THE GAVELS FALL;
ASSEMBLY CLOSED
CURTAIN is RuNG DOWN ON THE
FIRST SESSION OF STATE
LEGISLATURE.
ORGANIZATION OF FORCES
First official Act Of the Game and
Fish Commissioner Wll Be the
Appointment Of County Game
Wardens.

The curtain was rung down April s
on the first session of the legislature
that assumed office with the incom-
Ing Of the administration of Theodore
Gilmore Bilbo, the swan songs were
sung IS usual and the occasional was
duly and officially sounded.
Macon beacon. [volume] (Macon, Miss.) 1859-1995, 1916-04-21

london.-The Picking governments;
has consented to a truce for a discus.
sin Of terms of peace with the South.
ern revolutionists, says the Daily
Mails Picking correspondent,
Macon beacon. [volume] (Macon, Miss.) 1859-1995, 1916-04-21
Gen. Ynez Zalazar Located.

Sierra Blanca, Tex,-Gen. Ynez Sal.
azar, who disappeared from El Paso
has been located at the Morris IT. O."
ranch in Mexico, 90 miles south of here
and 40 miles south Of the border.
Macon beacon. [volume] (Macon, Miss.) 1859-1995, 1916-04-21
Spanish Steamer Reported Sunk.

London.-The Spanish steamer San.
~tanderino is reported to have been
sunk by a torpedo. The British steam
er Margan Abbey has been sunk also,
and her crew is aboard a steam taaw.
Ter.
Macon beacon. [volume] (Macon, Miss.) 1859-1995, 1916-04-21
Pen as Souvenir.

Mrs. Dunbar Rowland cherishes a
valued souvenir of the session of the
legislature, which is the pen with
which Gov. Bilbo signed the bill au-
thorizing the restoration of the old
state capitol. When the executive was
ready to attach his signature to the
sheet OF parchment DR.. c. Kendrick
handed him a special pen. After
wards he secured this, and presented
TO souvenir to Mrs. Rowland. The pen
will be suitably mounted and will be
deposited in the relic room of the can.
itol.
Macon beacon. [volume] (Macon, Miss.) 1859-1995, 1916-04-21
Tho Last Man.

Little Lemuel-Say, paw, who do
you suppose will be the last man on
earth?
Paw-Some shoemaker, probably,
Macon beacon. [volume] (Macon, Miss.) 1859-1995, 1916-04-21
Letter to
Dr.. kilmer & Co.
BinGhamton. N. \.
Prove What Swamp-Root Will Do For Ycs

tIOVe WIN VIII Do For Ycu
Send ten cents to DR.. kilmer L Co..
Binghamton, N. Y. for a sample size bot.
tie. 1t will convince anyone. You will
also receive a booklet of valuable infor.
nation, telling about the kidneys and blad.
der. When writing, be sure and mention
this paper. Regular ffty-cent and one
dollar size bottles for sale at all drug
stores.-Adv.
Macon beacon. [volume] (Macon, Miss.) 1859-1995, 1916-04-21

Torreon. Mex.-Carranza troops uu-
der Gen. ~lgnacio Ramos, defeated Villa
bandits at Sierra Mojada. The band
leader, |. d. Labarra, was executed.
Macon beacon. [volume] (Macon, Miss.) 1859-1995, 1916-04-21
Typhus Reported.

Hurley, N. M.-Typhus has broken
out here, the third case in this coun.
try within three weeks. Two cases
were at Santa Rita, near Hurley.
Macon beacon. [volume] (Macon, Miss.) 1859-1995, 1916-04-21

London.-Premier AsQuith has &C
'oep,ed the resignation of the early OF
Derby as chairman. and Lord Montagu
as vice.chairman OF the joint naval and
military board in control of the aerial
service,
Macon beacon. [volume] (Macon, Miss.) 1859-1995, 1916-04-21

We never have much use for people
Who are smarter than we are.
Macon beacon. [volume] (Macon, Miss.) 1859-1995, 1916-04-21

To cool a burn apply Hanford's Bal.
am ADV.
Macon beacon. [volume] (Macon, Miss.) 1859-1995, 1916-04-21

1t takes a silly woman to mako q
'ool of q smart naan.
Macon beacon. [volume] (Macon, Miss.) 1859-1995, 1916-04-21
Enod.Rv Birch

Good-By Birch.
Bills the school up-to-date?
Jill-Yes; they use an electric
switch in the building.
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1916-09-27
LOCAL NOTES

Silver Siverson of Linden was visitor
an New Ulm Tuesday evening.
Mrs. F. H. Rohlfs of Nicollet was a
New Ulm shopper last Wednesday.
Mrs. Fred Williams accompanied Mrs.
il. Krause to Golden for visited at the
aatter's home.
Mrs. Fred Honnemann arrived in the
scity last week to visit at the Henry
Fischer home.
Hubert Hllesheizn of the vicinity of
Sleepy Eye transacted business in New
Ulm Wednesday,.
Mrs. William Frank of New Ulm left
Wednesday noon for Gaylord for short
visit among friends.
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1916-09-27

Mrs. I. Stone of Hanska returned to
her home Thursday after a short visit
at the C. I. Stone home.
Werner Causing of Cincinnati, a
nephew of Chief Herzog is visiting at
the Herzog home in this city.
Mrs. H. C. Hess returned home last
week from her visit with her daughter,
Mrs. George Drew of Minneapolis.
Mrs. H. c.. Garfield and Mrs. J. E.
Floigars of Sherburn were visitors at the
F. w. Peuser home in this city last week.
Mr.. and Mrs. R. Robinson left Thurs
day noon for their for home in New York
after an extended visit at the Hart home
in this city.
Mrs. L. Shand returned to her home
in Lamberton Wednesday after visiting
the F. Schneider and Henry Schroeder
home in this city.
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1916-09-27


]. Miss Anna Radlo6 Of Essig spent :
part 81 Last week with her sister, Mrs.
q pyinsh of Clements. g g ste7.s
Miss Lucy Pfefferle who is attending
st. GATHERINGS School at St. Paul was
at home over Sunday with her parents.
Max Hackbarth, principal Of the
Lutheran School at Winona spent few
days in New Ulm last week at the D. M.
L. College.
Rev. M. Schuetz of Litchfeld de
livered the sermon at the Lutheran
church last Sunday evening. Rev.
Schuetz and wife are visiting with the
Otto Burk family.
Mrs. Jocab Neubauer of Minneapolis
came down to New Ulm Friday to look
after some matters of business and to
spend few hours with her parents, Mr..
and Mrs. Anton Loesch.
Otto Trautmiller of St. Paul spent
Sunday here with his mother, Mrs.
Anna Trautmiller who is recovering from
an operation at the Union Hospital
From here he went to St. Peter.
Miss Bertha Fitzke, Miss Freida
Hackbarth, Mr.. Laudenschlager and
Richard Israel composed a party OF
young people who visited at the Otto
Fitzke home in Lafayette Wednesday.
Miss Irene Marlin left for her home in
Arlington after visiting at the August
Hummel home in New Ulm. Miss
Marlin will shortly leave for Minneapolis
where she will attend the McPhail Con-
servatory of Music.
There will be regular church services
at st. Peters Episcopal Church begin
ming with next Sunday morning. The
hour for services will be 10:45 and the
pastor who will be in charge will be an.
nounced later in the week.
Mrs. H. ]. Thole of Minneapolis and
two little boys arrived in New Ulm
Saturday for short visit with relatives,
Mr.. Thole and Oscar Schultz, also Of
Minneapolis, stopped at Nicollet to enjoy
few days. hunting at the Currier farm
Mrs. Chas. Hauenstein entertained q
number of ladies at her home last
Thursday afternoon in compliment to
her husbands sisters, the two Mrs
Fuersts. About a dozen ladies, old
friends of the guests Of honor, were in.
vited.
The Ladies Missionary Society of the
Congregational Church will hold Their
annual meeting Friday afternoon of this
week at the home of Mrs. C. A. Zelle
The ladies usually make social affair Of
the annual meeting and something Of
this sort is planned for Friday.
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1916-09-27
LOST: On August Oath, a brown fibre
suitcase on main road between New
Ulm and Sleepy Eye. Contained
Clothing. Notify j. 81. Hurd, Shawnee,
Kansas. Adv. 80.

FOR SALE: Fnest10- care tract in
Brown Co. Deep black soils acres
clear, 5 arces heavy timber; enough
Cordwood and sawlogs to pay for
land at price offered. Land joins
river and has a wonderful spring;
best OF drinking water; 3 miles to Essig
Z miles to New Ulm, on good public
road. This is a poor mans oppor-
-tunity for nice home. B. F. Hartman
259 1glehart Ave. St. Paul, MINI.
Adv. 39-4O.
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1916-09-27

WANTED-Man with team or Ford
capable Of earning $10O-$2OO month,
sell Rawleigh's 127 Household Pro-
ducts Medicines, Toilet Articles, Ex-
tracts. Spices, Polishes, Stock Rene
dies, Poultry Supplies, for Country,
City and Town Trade. Largest Line,
Greatest Variety, Lowest Prices, known
everywhere. Terms Cash or Time.
Backed by -Four Million Dollar Con-
Germ. Address Jos. E. Gleisner,
Searles, Mimi, giving age, occupa-
ton and references. Adv 1889
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1916-09-27

See our Special Value Boys Suits,
81, SIS, Sc, 81. Hunmel Brothers.
Adv. 37tf.
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1916-09-27

Get out into the world. The new
days are waiting for you. Make start
by attending Mankato Commercial Col
lege. Adv. 36-39
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1916-09-27

WANTED: Fifty men for city and
sewer work. Apply Healy Plumbing
& Heating Co. Adv. SO
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1916-09-27

EMIL WICHERSKI: j. E. Tilt
mems shoes. Over 200 satisfied customer
on their No. last Once bought, al
ways used, no others will suffice.
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1916-09-27

If you have eye Trouble see H. o.
Schleuder, Optometrist and Eye Strain
Specialist. Beussmann Block. Adv IL
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1916-09-27

WE BUY AND SELL LOTS AND
CT TY PROPERTY. N.HENNINC-
SEN AGENCY. Adv. 29tf
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1916-09-27

FOR RENT: The large Pfeander
home on North Broadway. For fur
ther information address Miss ].
Pfaender care of sos Capitol Boulevard,
St. Paul, MINI. Adv. 39-40.
The Washburn times. [volume] (Washburn, Wis.) 1896-1976, 1916-09-14

Queen Augusta Victoria, wife of eX
King Manuel Of Portugal, in hel
nurses costume, walking across a hos
pital lawn. Queen Augusta Victoria Is
now serving as a nurse at the Third
Wandsworth general hospital in Eng
land. Her mother-in-law, Queer
Amelie of Portugal, is also serving In
the same capacity in the same hos
pital. Augusta Victoria is the Oldes
child and only daughter of Prince viii
liam of Hohenzollern, head of thu
older branch of the HOhenZollern fam
lily to which the kaiser belongs.
The Washburn times. [volume] (Washburn, Wis.) 1896-1976, 1916-09-14
Real Cause for Complaint.

1t had been very firing case for
everybody concerned. The plaintiff
and the defendant were both country
men and had had to have everything
explained TO them at least twice.
"Do | understand, my man." said the
magistrate at one point, "that the de-
PENDANT hurled invectives at your"
The plaintiff scratched his head Wild
ly. Then slowly look Of understand
ing dawned in his eyes az he replied:
"No, sir. To tell the truth, II was
only bricks as he threw at me- but wot
complain about was the terrible way
he swore at me when they missed"
The Washburn times. [volume] (Washburn, Wis.) 1896-1976, 1916-09-14

still and stare. and then. pitchfcrk
in hand, start on q rapid run.
There, carrying great armful OF
barley straw to the pig pens was
Tom Lee. And sneaking toward him,
Just emerged from behind a stack,
was a lurking evil-faced fellow car
rying a big, short but heavy hickory
cudgel. He raised it and swung. out
fearful blow. Tom Lee went down
like shot. His assailant drew back
to repeat the blow, when the big straw
hat, the prototype of that worn by
Reuben, fell off.
'"The wrong man." shouted the ruff
fan.
"Am l the right one?" announced
Reuben. "Stir an inch and Will
split you with the fork. Ha, jim
Devlin, l see, 1 see! March to the
house, hands up, or I'll nail you good"
"Stay quiet, lad, you're in good
hands," In truly genial, almost at
fectionate tones spoke Farmer Waite
to Tom Lee an hour afterwArd.
The latter stared hard. He was ~
ing in a bed in the best spare com IN
the house. His head was bandaged.
The farmer sat beside him.
"What has happened?" questioned
Tom Lee family.
"You saved my life, that's what"
came the sturdy reply. "Yon looked
like me in my old suit and hat. A
man named Jim Devlin did it. A fell
low sent over the road five years
ago for stealing horses. He swore
then that he would have my life when
he got out. He must have escaped,
for he got twenty-year term"
eyes, he escaped, and I with him.
was the surprising statement of Tom
Lee. 81 had only a week to serve, but
the opportunity came and because
knew he was aimed for you, l Joined
him, slipped him and came here to
guard you against his revenge"
"Why?" uttered the bewildered Reu'
ben.
Because 1 loved your daughter
Stay, do not get angry. I was sent to
the penitentiary an innocent man. The
world will yet know it. had met
your daughter when she was visiting a
friend"
"Yes, father" broke in an impress
sive voice, and Nellie Waite appeared
at the doorway. Gle is an innocent
man. He saved you-help him. You
have wondered why have refused to
marry. It is because of ElstOn Deane,
whom you know as Tom Lee, the only
man shall ever love-"
Elston Deane went back to prison
to serve out the few remaining days
of his sentence, but the law RENTED
it. Jim Devlin had ten years added
to his former sentence. Farmer Waite
took up the cudgel in behalf of the
man who had saved his life and whom
his daughter so loyalty loved.
1t was no easy task digging UP
the buried past, but persistence and
money unearthed the real criminals
for whose misdoings Elston Deane had
so unjustly suffered.
'"Truth will prevail" sapiently OBJ
served old Reuben, the day that the
complete vindication Of atom Lee
was publicly announced.
"And love will inspire the darkest
life with hope and courage" added
Elston Deane fervently, as he wound
his arm affectionately about his wife
that was to be.
The Washburn times. [volume] (Washburn, Wis.) 1896-1976, 1916-09-14
Rare Breed.

Teddy Is the JOY of a North Hill
neighbOrhoOd. not on account of his
ancestry, because Teddy is a dog of
varied antecedents. but because he is
one of the best-natured and most high
ly accomplished 'purps' imaginable.
To be plain and frank, Teddy is a
mongrel, and this fact was conveyed
to one little boy who urged his father
to get him a dog just like him.
The little boy knew Teddy was a
mongrel, but his idea of what "mon-
grel" meant was surprising when re-
vealed to his father.
"What kind Of a dog would you
like?" the father questioned when he
finally consented to make the pur-
chase.
"Just like Teddy"
"But Teddy is a mongrel."
"Yes; that's what want. too," said
the youngster, "a full-blooded mon
grel."-Youngstown Telegram.
The Washburn times. [volume] (Washburn, Wis.) 1896-1976, 1916-09-14
The New Porter.

Jim was a new porter in notel'
and he was putting in his first night
at his new and responsible position
1t was five In the morning and so far
Jim had done all he was told, and was
getting on splendidly.
Gall seventeen and four" command
cd the night clerk, as he looked over
his call sheet. jim obeyed.
After he had been gone for con-
siderable time the clerk went up to
see if he had called the rooms deslg-
mated.
WELL" sighed the new porter, whom
he found on the third floor, "I've got
seventeen of 'em up. but | haven't
started on the other four yet"
The Washburn times. [volume] (Washburn, Wis.) 1896-1976, 1916-09-14

tatters. "Come into the barn and I'll
provide something better"
Within few minutes Tom Lee
looked somewhat more respectable in
a homespun suit, worn but whole and
a yellOwed prototype of the great
straw hat the farmer wore. He was
given a good meal in the kitchen, fur
nished with a pitchfork by the farmer
and put in the day so diligently that
Reuben commended him apprOvingly.
"I'll show you your quarters in the
attic" said the farmer after supper.
There's a cool sheltered nook in
that old summer house in the garden"
dissented Tom Lee. IF you'll let me
have hay cover and don't mind, I'll
bunk in the open air."
"Just as you like" said Reuben.
"Ah. there's Nellie, my daughter. Been
visiting since yesterday. Put up the
rig, will your"
Tom Lee braced himself and stood
like a statue at the hitching block
as young lady drove into the yard.
and, waving her hand gayly to her
father, rounded the house and came
to the barn. She alighted graceful as
some nymph, then stood rooted. star
ing with strangely questioning eyes
at Tom Lee.
"You?" she gasped, and her face be-
came bloodless.
Tom simply bowed. He had folded
his arms and stood like man await
ing anger, disdain, censure.
"Why did you come here?" she
faltered.
"For a purpose. You need not rec
ognize me, you must not betray me.
You will know In few days"
Old Reuben was coming towards
her now and the brief colloquy was
suspended.
Tom Lee did not seek to meet Nellie
Waite again. He went about his work
steadily. If old Reuben Waite had
have noticed that the eyes of the new
: farmland followed him everywhere
and that he sought to be near him
whenever he could.
1t was three days afterwards when
Farmer Waite came upon Tom Lee
mending hay rake. His face was
stern and foreboding.
"YOu will have to go at the end OF
the week. Lee" he said.
"Why. sir?" questioned Tom Lee.
Because l found the clothes yoI
changed for my old suit. You threw
them behind some brush. A striped
suit"
Tom Lees chin sank.
"A convict's suit"
THAT condemns me, doesn't it?" in
CURED Tom Lee in crushed tone.
do you blame me? If the woman
folks or the neighborS know what yOl
have been, you can imagine thei
fears. Oh, I'm not going to tell Of
you. Tom Lee. OF course you are al
escaped convict, but l Sha'n't tell any
body. 1 burned your old suit safel
that night. Go your way when Satul
day night comes and good luck to yor
for you are a faithful worker"
THANK you. sir" said Tom lie
humbly.
Saturday morning early, Reube
came around the barn TO halt stoc
The Washburn times. [volume] (Washburn, Wis.) 1896-1976, 1916-09-14
loo Tolerant.

Bishop Conrad said at a dinner il
Newport News:
"Some folks regard their sins in too
generous and tolerant a way. They're
like Cal Clay.
81 said to Cal one day:
"'Calhou1, my man, General Dougla
has positive proof that you looted hi
chicken house, last week. shoult
think you'd be ashamed to take com
munion after such a rascally deed al
that
"'Mah goodness, sah,' said Cal, re
proachfully, 'Ah wouldn't let a few
measly chickens stand 'twixt me an d.
Lawds table, Washington Star.
The Washburn times. [volume] (Washburn, Wis.) 1896-1976, 1916-09-14
A Loyal
Love
~
90
Blu VICTOR REDCLIFFE
downright, 1916, by w. G. Chapman)

Copyright, 1916. by w. G. Chapman
Reuben Waite was just about to
thrust his pitchfork into winnow of
hay when he espied human foot.
"Hey, wake up here!" he shouted in
his customary stentorian tones.
AS he spoke, he tapped an extend
ing boot sole with the tines of the
fork. The foot drew in, the hay rose
I'D in a cascade and a 1.-THE well-fea-
tured young man was revealed. He
brushed dust and seed from hair and
clothing and rather shamefacedly con-
fronted the farmer.
Tramp, eh?" gruff1y suggested old
Reuben.
81 look 1t, don't II" propounded the
stranger, with a little bitter laugh.
"You do, for a fact. l say-where
did you get those toys"
II found them over on a rubbish
heap back of the barn."
They were, in fact, an utterly dis
carded suit Reuben had thrown away
as unfit the day previous.
Him! your own must have been
pretty bad to change for these" OBJ
served the farmer.
"They were, for fact" answered
the stranger and his face grew stern
and cold. "rm Tom Lee. I'm a
tramp. I'm hungry, give me work"
'Well, l. need help" spoke Reuben.
after a critical inspection Of the ap-
plicant. "You look likely, and, If
you're honest as well, we may hitch
for harvest"
"I'll try to suit" said Tom Lee.
"ThOse togs won't do, though" de-
clared Reuben. and they were. indeed,
The Washburn times. [volume] (Washburn, Wis.) 1896-1976, 1916-09-14
Shark 6itters.
"Pop?"

'POpV
"What is it, Rutherford"
over before it can bite?"
"Yes."
"And do you think It has to turn
over to drink, tOO?"
81 don't think so. Why do you ask?'
II was just thinking of Uncle Hen
ry."
"What about Uncle Henry"
81 have often heard you say he
drinks like a fish. and was just won
dering If it is because he throws back
his head until he nearly lies on his
back" - Pittsburgh Chronicle-Tele-
graph.
The Washburn times. [volume] (Washburn, Wis.) 1896-1976, 1916-09-14
Mesmerism and Hypnotism.

You may say that ''me 'merism Is
form of hypnotism," or you may,
with equal propriety. say that ''hypno'
tism is form of mesmerism." 1t is
as broad as it is long. Mesmerism Is
so-called from the fact that 1t first
sprang into prominence through one
F. A. Mesmer. a German physician OF
Merseburg. about 1T60. The name
mesmerism has in these days been
eclipsed by the more familiar hypno'
tism.
The Washburn times. [volume] (Washburn, Wis.) 1896-1976, 1916-09-14

A device has been invented for aero
planes which, used in conjunction with
a COMPASS. enables an aviator to make
the proper allowance for drifting ana
maintain a true course when over
strange land or large bodies OF water.
Sugar is extracted from 10 varieties
of palms that grow in Ceylon.
At the completion of exhaustive ex-
periments covering several years Swed-
ish officials have decided that peat
powder is a very efficient and pracu-
cal fuel for locomotives with fuel
value about two-thirds that of coal.
The Washburn times. [volume] (Washburn, Wis.) 1896-1976, 1916-09-14
Not DulLed by AGE.

They still repeat in Chicago and the
West a witticism of George AIDES,
enunciated at a Christmas dance In
the early ninetieS.
A very pretty young lady said to Mr..
AIDE at this dance:
"What do you think of our scheme
of decoration-holly leaves over lau-
rel?"
well. to be frank" the brilliant
bachelor replied. "Td much prefer
mistletoe over yew."-Exchange.
The Washburn times. [volume] (Washburn, Wis.) 1896-1976, 1916-09-14
PoSTSCRlPTS

A water heater has been invented to
utilize the heat wasted by the exhaust
of stationary engines.
Toothed strips of galvanized metal,
easily attached to sod. have been In
vented for marking tennis courts.
To prevent pedestrians being injured
by automobiles leaving garages an au-
tomato alarm has been invented that
rings a bell and displays q danger
signal as cars pass over parts of its
mechanism.
The Washburn times. [volume] (Washburn, Wis.) 1896-1976, 1916-09-14
MuzZIed,

Speaking of garters-have you
heard OF the Harvard students who
spied a pair with silver clasps in a
Harvard square shopwindow. and
thinking to raise a smile. at least,
from the charmer at the counter,
asked the price of dog collar. points
ing at the same time to the silver
clasped garter? She turned. looked
swectly at the young men, and said !;
"We do not separate them for puppies,
sir."-Boston Herald,
The Washburn times. [volume] (Washburn, Wis.) 1896-1976, 1916-09-14
Brazilian Stran-Hanners.

Church, see Brazilian city uses
a trolley car ambulance TO transport
patients to and from hospitals in its
suburbs.
GOtham-Wonder If some Of the pa
tents are equal to the straps?
The Washburn times. [volume] (Washburn, Wis.) 1896-1976, 1916-09-14
Still IInceffiad

"What is that over there?" asked
the tourist.
ooh. that's the crater of a famous
Volcano" replied the guide.
''It seems so bare and unpOpulated. y
"Oh, yes. It's not settled yet"
The Washburn times. [volume] (Washburn, Wis.) 1896-1976, 1916-09-14
New ACCESSORY.

Chauffeur-Mrs. Non Speederly, the
car won't run. 1t must have a hoodoo
on it!
Mrs. Non Speederly-Dear mel I
thought / had every possible attach
ment. But I'll get one Judge.
The Washburn times. [volume] (Washburn, Wis.) 1896-1976, 1916-09-14
A Guess,

"Thy does a politician wear a string
tie?"
ITO string his constituents."-Louis-
Vile COurier-JOurnal.