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The Oakley herald. [volume] (Oakley, Idaho) 1908-1961, 1916-03-10
'CASCARETS' ACT
ON LIVER; BOWELS
No sick headache, biIiousness,
bad taste or constipation
by morning.
Get a 10-cent box,

Are you keeping your bowels, liver,
and stomach clean, pure and fresh
with Cascarets, or merely forcing q
passageway every few days with
Salts, Cathartic Pills, Cest5r Oil or
Purgative Waters7
Stop having bowel wash-day. Let
Cascarets thoroughly cleanse and reg.
ulate the stomach, remove the sour
and fermenting food and foul gases,
take the excess bile from the liver
and carry out Of the system all the
constipated waste matter and poisons
In the bowels.
A Cascaret tonight will make you
feel great by morning. They work
while you sleep-never grippe, sicken
or cause any Inconvenience, and cost
only 10 cents box from your store.
Millions of men and women take Z
Cascaret now and then and never
have Headache, Biliousness, Coated
Tongue, Indigestion, Sour Stomach or
Constipation. Adv.
The Oakley herald. [volume] (Oakley, Idaho) 1908-1961, 1916-03-10

than ever was and recommend your
remedies to all my friends. Mrs. LENA
WYNN, 2812 E. o Street, Richmond, Va.
r While Change of Life is most crit
ical period of a woman's existence, tho
annoying symptoms which accompany
it may be controlled, and normal health
restored by the timely use of Lydia E.
Pinkham's Vegetable Compound.
Such warning symptoms are sense
of suffocation, hot flashes, headaches,
backaches, dread of impending evil,
timidity, sounds in the ears, palpitation
of the heart, sparks before the eyes,
irregularities, constipation, variable ap-
petite, weakness and inquietude, and
dizziness.
For these abnormal conditions do not
fail to take Lydia E. Pinkham's Vege.
table Compound.
The Oakley herald. [volume] (Oakley, Idaho) 1908-1961, 1916-03-10
The STAGE Enuljs,man.

Bancroft, the English actor, brought
upon the stage new type of languid
Englishman. Sothern, in his Lord
Dundreary," had represented an Eng.
fish aristocrat as an absolutely brain.
less idiot. When the aristocrat ap-
peared upon the boards he was gen.
orally made into a caricature of fatu-
GUS imbecility.
But Bancroft put before the eyes OF
his audience a presentable as well as
a real specimen of a man Of breeding,
a little naughty and disdainful, full of
absurd airs. but by no means a fool,
and always good-hearted.
OF course. the most notorious exam.
pie of his skill was Hawtree in
Caste" whose appearance under the
humble roof of the Eccles family is 80
irresistibly comic
He is so entirely fish cut of water,
and yet 80 affably and pleasantly at
home-a gentleman, in short, who Ia
full of native kindness.
The Oakley herald. [volume] (Oakley, Idaho) 1908-1961, 1916-03-10
GOOD ALFALFA NURSE CROF
Light Seeding Of Not over One Bushe
Of Barley or Oats Per Acre Is
Highly Important.

Especially on fields which have
grown alfalfa successfully seeding
with a nurse crop gives good results
Fall pillow if the land is not too hilly
and washing is apt to occur If spring
plowed the soil should be rolled after
seeding so as to make a compact seed
bed, which is very essential for the al
falfa. A light narrowing after rolling
is necessary to form a loose mulch
which prevents rapid drying and evap
grafton.
A light seeding of not over one bush
ell of barley or oats per acre Is highly
important Heavy seedlings of the
nurse crop are very dangerous and
usually crowd the alfalfa so as tc
stunt its development and a pool
stand results. II barley is used as a
nurse crop it may be cut for grain
Oats ripen later and must be cut fol-
hay so as not to check the growth OF
the alfalfa.
The Oakley herald. [volume] (Oakley, Idaho) 1908-1961, 1916-03-10
WHAT is URIC ACID?
THE CAUSE OF BACKACHE. RHEUMATISM. LUMBAGO

Ever since the discovery of uric acid
In the blood by Scheele. in 1875, and
the bad effect it had upon the body,
scientists and physicians have striven
to rid the tissues and the blood of
this poison, Because of it's over
abundance in the system it causes
backache, pains here and there. rheu-
matism. govt, gravel, neuralgia and
sciatica. 1t was DR.. Pierce who dis
covered new agent, called "Anuric,"
which Will throw cut and completely
eradicate this uric acid from the sys-
tenn. "Anuric" is 81 times more DO
tent than hthid, and consequently you
need no longer fear muscular or ar
uculAr rheumatism or govt, or many
The Oakley herald. [volume] (Oakley, Idaho) 1908-1961, 1916-03-10
His Method.

How is it that you can tell with
out timing him whether or not a mo-
torist is exceeding the. speed limit
fixed by your local ordYnance?" IF |
can't count the spokes in his gosh
darned wheels I'm pretty sure he s
breakin' the law" replied Constable
Sam T. Slackutter, the well-known
sleuth OF Skeedee. And il he looks
like Kansas City Teller that's got
the money to pay his fine | know
blame well he is!"-Kansas City Star.
The Oakley herald. [volume] (Oakley, Idaho) 1908-1961, 1916-03-10

other diseases which are dependent on
an accumulation of uric acid within
the body. Send to DR.. Pierce of tho
inyalids' Hotel and Surgical Institute,
Bonalo, N. Y, for a pamphlet on
Anuric,' or send 10 cents for a trial
package of "Anuric" Tablets.
III you feel that tired, WORKOUT feel.
ing, backache. neuralgia, or il your
sleep is disturbed by too frequent
urination, go to your best store and
ask for DIR. Pierce's "Anuric."
DR.. Pierce's reputation is back of
this medicine and you know that hts
Pleasant Pellets" for the liver and his
'Favorite Prescription" for the ills of
women have had splendid reputation
for the past fifty years.
The Oakley herald. [volume] (Oakley, Idaho) 1908-1961, 1916-03-10
Ways of the Homer

DO you know" says the Mankoto
Advocate, "a 'ellcr tried to make us
believe the other day that visitation
of grasshoppers such as we had in
1874 wouldn't do much harm now. as
there is so much vegetation they
couldn't eat it all? When a man talks
that way we know he never took
the grasshopper degree. Why, If the
corn had been is feet high on every
acre In the county when those hungry
migrants lit down they'd eaten it
clean, licked the platter and kissed
the cook before noon the next day."
Kansas City Star.
The Oakley herald. [volume] (Oakley, Idaho) 1908-1961, 1916-03-10
RECIPE FOR GRAY HAIR.

To half pint Of water add 1 o. Bay Rum, a
small box Of Barbo Compound, and o. of
glycerine. Apply to the hair twice a week
until 1t becomes the desired shade. Any drug
gist can put this up or you can mix 1t at
home at very little cost 1t will gradually
darken streaked, faded gray hair. and re-
moves dandruf. 1t is excellent for falling
hair and will make harsh hair soft and glossy.
1t will not color the scalp, is not sticky or
greasy, and does not rub off.-Adv.
The Oakley herald. [volume] (Oakley, Idaho) 1908-1961, 1916-03-10
INFERTILE EGGS KEEP BEST
cockerel Is In the Way Unless Eggs
Are Wanted for Hatching-Fer-
tile Egg Soon Spoils.

1t has been demonstrated time and
time again that fertile eggs do not re
main disable so long as infertile eggs.
Infertile eggs are laid by hens that
do not have a rooster running with
them.
These eggs. that Is infertile eggs,
will not hatch. The rooster makes the
fertile eggs, but he does not help the
hen to lay.
A fertile egg is not perfect for food
after being incubated at 1903 degrees f
for "a hours, but an infertile egg is
still disable as food after being kent
at l03 degrees F. for seven days.
The Oakley herald. [volume] (Oakley, Idaho) 1908-1961, 1916-03-10

HE KNOWS ONE THING WELL.

Several years ago Tom began as Of.
nee boy In wholesale grocery house.
He learned the business. and in course
OF time was sent out on the road
He returned crestfalien. without an
order
did you call on all the storekeep-
ers in Blanktown?" asked the mer.
chant
Yes, SIR"
And you received no orders?"
NO." replied the embryo salesman,
mot one
That's strange" said the mer-
chant. Most of the storekeepers in
that town are good customers of ours.
What did you say to them?"
WELL" drawled the young man, 81
told 'em who was and where | came
from"
Did you display your samples or
asKSthem to purchaser
oh, no. If they'd wanted to buy
anything, they'd have told me.
wouldn't they?"
The merchant looked at the young
man in silence for a few moments
Tom" he said, I'm afraid youll
never make a salesman. I'll put you
on the books"
So Tom became an assistant book.
keeper. He was proficient and re.
ceived fair salary
The years rolled on. Tom became
middle-aged. and no one thought much
about him any way. One day he
knocked on the door leading to the
firms Office and was admitted.
What can we do for you. Tom ?"
asked the merchant.
Want partnership" said the book
keeper
What"
Want partnership" repeated Tom.
Something in the mans face at
tracted the merchants attention
sit down. You say you want to be-
come partner. Have you any CAPT
tai to invest?"
Not enough to mention"
Then how do you expect to get
what you want?"
Well" said the bookkeeper, quiet.
ly, half Of your business is molasses,
and know molasses. II you don't
want me, Smith & Jones do"
What"
Well" said Tom, calmly. They
made me an offer of tenth interest"
The merchant investigated and
found that his obscure bookkeeper
knew more about molasses than any
other man In the trade. Tom was ad-
hnitted to the firm and died worth a
quarter Of million dollars.
Tom knew one thing well. Quietly
and persistently he had perfected him.
self, developed his natural talents,
and had become an expert of experts.
| am aware that the average young
man, try as he WILL may not be able to
perfect himself sufficiently in any one
branch of trade to obtain a command
Ing position in it; but l believe that
30 per cent of those who are at the
bottom, or holding subordinate posi-
tons, could rise from the ranks if they
devoted their energies persistently
and consistently to the perfecting of
themselves in some one thing which
Is an important part of business. The
trouble with most men is that they
do not use what they have They
seem to be satisfied to float.
Young man, find out what you are
best fitted to do, and, when you make
this discovery, go to the very bottom
OF 1t and learn it so well that you will
De an authority upon that subject.
Then you will have in you a market
able commodity, which stands for a
liberal salary or for something better.
The Oakley herald. [volume] (Oakley, Idaho) 1908-1961, 1916-03-10
TO PARENTS.

Let me diverge for once from my
policy of addressing young people di
rectly, that may say few words to
fathers and mothers.
The selection of a vocation is usual
ly made either by the boy himself, by
his parents, or by both.
Theoretically, at least the parent is
supposed to be the best adviser for his
son, because he has seen more of him
and should be able to diagnose his
ability with some degree of accuracy
While the parent undoubtedly in
tends to advise the son for his good, it
is obvious that rreither the father nor
the mother is infallible, and that, be-
ing human, they are likely to err and
influence their boy to his detriment
We are ali more or less swayed by
has made failure of his work. he is
likely to advise his son against it.
even though the latter may be adapte ed
to it. Conversely, if father has
achieved success in his vocation, he
quite naturally assumes that what he
has done well his boy can do equally
we'll
The parent often forgets to study
his boy. and he is quite likely to as
sumo that his son is fit for this and
unfit for that
do not consider that the advice Of
2ny one person, whether he is a par.
ent or not, is sufficient to determine
the vocation for young man.
Composite counsel is far better than
individual opinion.
The parent should begin to study
his son when the boy has passed his
fourteenth or fifteenth year, perhaps
before; he should watch him care
fully, talk with him in a friendly way
and bring to his attention the advan-
tages and disadvantages of the sew
eral callings, especially those for
which he thinks his son is fitted.
The father should go further and
consult with his friends, those who
come in contact with his boy, that
from composite counsel, he may be
able to advise him more definitely and
more carefully.
To push or to force the boy into q
vocation, without careful thought and
considerable study, is as wicked as II
is to rob him of his birthright.
Thousands upon thousands of boys
have been started wrong because of
self-opinionated fathers, who, without
consideration. forced their sons into
vocations against their inclinations
and ability
Many a devoted mother and over
ambitious father, wholly from self
pride and without any real regard for
their offspring, have attempted to
coerce him into some profession, when
the boy had absolutely no liking for it
or ability to practice it. They would
have their son lawyer when the boy
would make good business man.
They would force him to become a
teacher when he lacked the power to
impart information. They would make
business man of a student who
loved his books more than money.
Remember, parents, that your boy,
on the threshold of life, is soon to be
his own master, and that you have no
more right to force him under your
will than you have to steal his over
coat or Shoes
The boy of today is the man of to-
morrow, and what you do with him to
day may make or break him tomor
row.
The Oakley herald. [volume] (Oakley, Idaho) 1908-1961, 1916-03-10
Hopeless Case.

"Drusiila," called Mr.. Twobble, you
told me As minutes ago you would be
down in a minute" WELL" an
swered Mrs. Twobble from the privacy
OF her boudoir, what about it?" Il
want to know when you ara coming
down." "Oh. in a mipvte."
The Oakley herald. [volume] (Oakley, Idaho) 1908-1961, 1916-03-10
Preparing Garden Soil.

Do not let any part. of the garden
that is unoccupied go through the win.
ter without being plowed Deep fall
blowing enables the soil to retain the
winter rains for use by the spring
crops and it also aids in the control OF
insect pests.
The Oakley herald. [volume] (Oakley, Idaho) 1908-1961, 1916-03-10
RED, ROUGH, SORE HANDS
May Be Soothed and Healed by Use
Of Cuticura. Trial Free.

Nothing so soothing and healing for
red, rough and irritated hands as Cuti-
cura Soap and Cuticura Ointment.
Soak hands on retiring in hot Cuticura
soapsuds. Dry. and gently anoint hands
with Cuticura Ointment. A one-night
treatment works wonders.
Free sample each by mail with Book.
Address postcard, Cuticura, Dept. l.,
Boston. Sold everywhere.-Ady.
The Oakley herald. [volume] (Oakley, Idaho) 1908-1961, 1916-03-10
The Earlier Opportunity.

do you think our friends peace
plans can end the war;"
I'm afraid not. Anybody smart
enough to end the war would have
been smart enough to prevent it."
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v eg e t a b lie Com
pound l feel like Q
new woman. / al
ways had a headache
during the Change
of Life and was also
troubled with other
bad feelings COM
mon at that time
dizzy spells, nervous
feelings and he at
flashes. Now l arm
~ hotka~ H1o1%A
The Oakley herald. [volume] (Oakley, Idaho) 1908-1961, 1916-03-10
When all others fail to please
Try Denison's Coffee.
Extreme Pacifism.

Soldiers in Europe are fighting
with gas bombs and liquid fire."
What are we coming tor"
Il don't know, but so long as there
are places in the world where a man
may hide himself, know I'm not CON-
Ing to that"
The Oakley herald. [volume] (Oakley, Idaho) 1908-1961, 1916-03-10
Decision Deferred

How are you going to like your
new neighbors?"
Cant tell | happened to be out
when their furniture was moved in
JUICE.
The Oakley herald. [volume] (Oakley, Idaho) 1908-1961, 1916-03-10
Moisture CONSERVATISM

Cultivation is moisture conserva
tor, but If the ground is dry, don't run
the cultivator teeth too deep. Kecr
The top soil stirred only.
The Oakley herald. [volume] (Oakley, Idaho) 1908-1961, 1916-03-10
Explained.

Il want to ask you a few direct
questions about this institution"
Couldn't answer any direct cues
lions. I'm a director"
The Oakley herald. [volume] (Oakley, Idaho) 1908-1961, 1916-03-10
Dry-F Farming Gospel

Disking after the binder is good dry,
farming gospel. not wholly confined In
its benefits to the dry-farming area.
The Oakley herald. [volume] (Oakley, Idaho) 1908-1961, 1916-03-10
One Kind.

Pa, what are blood relations?"
War stories, my son."-Boston Eve
ming Transcript.
The Oakley herald. [volume] (Oakley, Idaho) 1908-1961, 1916-03-10

Hes an ideal citizen7''
What is an ideal citizep7'
"One who doesn't stop shoveling tn.
snow OFF his sidewalk two feet inside
his line. for fear OF going six inches
over"
The Oakley herald. [volume] (Oakley, Idaho) 1908-1961, 1916-03-10
GETTING Bald,

Benham-I think l will get hair
cut.
Mrs. Benham-That's right, dear; l
would get 1t cut while could.
The Oakley herald. [volume] (Oakley, Idaho) 1908-1961, 1916-03-10
Peculiar Reply.

Tessie-Why didn't you accept him
II you hated to refuse him?
JESSIE haunt the heart to do it.
The Oakley herald. [volume] (Oakley, Idaho) 1908-1961, 1916-03-10

To keep clean and healthy take DR..
Pierce's Pleasant Pellets. They regulate
liver, bowels and stomach.-Adv.
The Oakley herald. [volume] (Oakley, Idaho) 1908-1961, 1916-03-10
PREPAREDNESS!
10 EOrttfY The System Against GIRL

when Grip is prevalent LAXATIVE BROMO
QUlNlNE should be TAKEN as this combination
Of Quinine with other Ingredients dee,rov.
germs. acts as Tonic and Laxative and Tins
keeps the system in condition to withstand
IDS, Grip and Influenza There is onIv on
bKoMo QUININE-' z. w. GROVES sis-
nature on box. ssc.
The Oakley herald. [volume] (Oakley, Idaho) 1908-1961, 1916-03-10
Slow.
When all others fail to please
Try Denison's Coffee.
Not Aniie

Archie-Yes, he sprang from the
people.
Archibald-Well, he didn't spring
far.
The Oakley herald. [volume] (Oakley, Idaho) 1908-1961, 1916-03-10
heat FLASHES,
DIZZY, NERVOUS
Mrs. Wynn Tells How Lydia
E. Pinkham's Vegetable
Compound Helped Her
During Change of Life.

Richmond, Va after taking
seven bottles of Lydia E. Pinkham's
The Oakley herald. [volume] (Oakley, Idaho) 1908-1961, 1916-03-10
Afraid of the Thirteenth,

rs he superstitious?
Yes. After Grace had refused him
. dozen times he stopped proposing"
The Glasgow courier., 1916-08-18
ADMISSIONS .-...
e,!$ ,;;; ;:; ;,.. Everybody Will Be There

best makeup Of Chaplin they will
give /; cash prize Of three dollars and
Inc next best q cash prize o. two dol
lars. All the other conte stants will
be admitted to tte matinee j.. the af-
ternoon free a. cnarge.
American made films are SLOWLY
crowding out domestic made films in
England. At the present time near
ly twice as many American made are
being used as those made in England.
In a recent issue of Pathe News
shown at the local play house some
very interesting scenes of the Battles
of the Somme and the surrender of
German troops to the French was
shown. They are the first pictures
of actual fighting that have been
shown here.
Speaking Of a strenuous life. Ann
CHIAIIIS tOil, VIC new LdSky dN1OuS
Player star is at present working in
the studio all day for that company
and appearing on the stage at night
in legitimate production on Broad
way.
We note in looking over trade pap
ers that five out of six different makes
of films that are being shown Glas-
gov film fans are also being shown on
Broadway. Namely: Triangle, Para
mount, Fox, World and Metro. This
speaks very we'll for a theatre in
town the size Of Glasgow.
Gail Kane, the popular World act
ress is to take a brief respite from
film work. Early in the fall she will
become leading woman for John Drew
N new play to be seen at the EN-
pire Theatre, New York. The World
company however, have three pro-
The Glasgow courier., 1916-08-18

be consumed in the making of a fea-
ture picture.
In greater New York alone it is
estimated that infantile paralysis has
cost the motion picture theatres al
most six hundred thousand dollars in
lost patronage. Many houses have
been compelled to close their doors.
The Orpheum Theatre is to hold a
Chaplin contest Saturday, the day OH
which they will show Chaplin's Bur-
lesque on Carmen. This contest is
creating considerable interest amongst
the youngsters and will no doub, Gre
ate considerable amusement for the
c:own-ups. To the boy with tn.
The Glasgow courier., 1916-08-18

ductions which Miss Kane will finish
befoe leaving.
Douglas Fairbanks, who will he re-
member ed as having played the lead
ing role in "The Habit of Happiness"
is to be seen again in the next Tri-
angle production "The Good Bad Man"
frontier drama which is said to have
few equals for thrills. Bessie Love
who played opposite VIM. Hart in
his last picture "The Aryan" is seen
with Mr.. Fairbanks.
Manager Bishell of the Orpheum an
nounces that he will donate twenty
per cent of the receipts from the show
on Thursday, August oath, the night
on which the Paramount picture For
The Defense" will be shown, as a fund
10 Re sent to our boys on the border.
Ee'e is good chance for every one
to help little to make things more
pleasant for our soldier boys.
We note with pleasure that our old
friend "Dusty" Farnum is to be with
us again soon. His next appearance
here is in "Ben Blair" Paramount
picture. In this we have a contrast
, life on the prairie and on Broad
ay with plenty Of action and a theme
that holds throughout. Mr.. Farnum
has been surrounded by an exception
ally strong cast among who we note
Gordon Griffith, the clever boy actor
seen here recently in Little Sunset"
The Essanay Company have secur-
ed the services of Max Linder, the
famous old time Pathe comedian, who
will be remembered as having appear
ed in the Max comedies a few years
back. Mr.. Linder who was badly
wounded in the conflict that is now
raging was prevented from returning
to the front by the French govern
nent, and retained him for some time
as an entertainer, sending him from
one hospital to another to cheer up
the wounded soldiers. 1t is said that
the Essanay company will pay him
S260,00O a year.
Fannie Ward, who created such a
sensation in the Paramount picture
The Cheat" is to be seen again soon
at the local play house in "For The
Defense. No actress has attained
he extraordinary success that has
'ome to Miss Ward during the short
line she has been appearing in pic
'ures. This is the fourth picture in
which she has appeared for the Lasky
company and was written especially
or her by Hector and Margaret Turn
'ull, and is blending old New York
and the beautiful west.