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Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1916-02-20
Yale Wrcsilcrs Win.

PHILADELPHIA. Feb. ~. -- Thr
Yale wrestling team defeated Penn
sylvania hero today by the score Of
23 10 o. Yale gained falls In the i2b-
pound. lbs-pound and heavyweight
classes and won decisions In the 1916
and 1t5-pound and q decision In the
lis-pound clcss.
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1916-02-20

MANY IMPROVEMENTS

f.., .r.t,. o,tu,r. Df tlc 'IuI.i. baseball
r...s..r .. ,I,.. ,.,..,,,.-
'''' '''''' w. '''
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tinu lie ls only 90 years uld How
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me- h,s ihc moncv to put iu 20 nrst-
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,,t,,,,rtr, tn .urr,,.fullN Dprrntp tine
clIL p,hor th,n a bnndirap. hm
nrr ahould hc AN asset. not only To-
hin, Ian, .tn'tho loYruc. for his base
XII r,,tur, is iu front Of him. lie is
,,'r.,ti. rntahlr and rnthu.n.tI..
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,,.., I'M, ..tr,o.. rn.rtnIU. .n,,Iiur.
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mono. o,i of the Producers
= ror..g.r.d tbi. pruuos.uuH long
anal ..,.,.u. e.,r ...iJ ,,.f,r,l,,.
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"t.r th''. I".' '.iII lI' ''' pI'F'"
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Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1916-02-20

M1NNEAPOLlS, MINI. Feb. 10
Wen Ping Pan OF Shanghai. China,
has been chosen captain OF the Uni
vorhty OF Minnesota soccer team for
the 1916 season, II was announced
today Pan and his brother have
played with the team for the past two
years
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1916-02-20


scc letter r'oN play besides 10" mu
more pleasant
Higher Barricr
mia. ,,,s,nt f,,,. ,ym d., erected
tour feet HIGHER. thus preventing
many oi the hits that last year went
'a home runs What ON most parks
would not Doe more ihan iNo-haHc
blow went down 1+ homo runs "n me
eruuuds last year This resulted IN
many games having boon decided. u
VH- more 10 r1sr "i luck IMAM any
ihlnH 'ir The elimination oi TINS
feature alone WiI Doe added lo the in-
t.r..t among the fans
Just when the training season VIII
'u'u . mot Net ri inIio} determined
IH' diir oi. lhl ilis' preseason t"u'
mot known 'nd ih,IrI"r" Manager
Price Is unable to t-l just Wh" d'i'
iN' hrHi workout WIZ Doe h'id. HOW
r'rr th' middle ol March is ihe ten
if..' dlI'
Ih' InIi"Nlnf 'l' ih' pl'N 'is "'
I'|l f'ith team VINO Will report i"'
l'''N'' l'' M"i i.7' ''-i 'u'
rhyme. 'h''h'Hll 'lI>. Iht,y Iiup-
''I. nom. '''N ''u't rum ~ ~,
IuI.'. II'nI moore. l"il 9hl.h' 'IlII
.i'dF. 1I I""l. w. ON ~ -
William. Nu.suroc.
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1916-02-20

NhEAHACWE, T Eas. Feb. 1g.--
Definite WuT. WIS received here to-
isy that The Detroit Tigers would arr
rive Tuesday. February g. ON two
special PuIlmaus. to begin spring
training Hugh Jennings. manager
and Harry Futile, trainer, are cN-
D.. .ctod here tomorrow.
The Glasgow courier. [volume] (Glasgow, Mont.) 1913-current, 1916-01-14
MRS. RIMEL DIES.

Mrs. VIM. L. Rimel of Tiger Butte
passed away at the Deaconess hospi-
tai Sunday morning after being i'll
only short time with penumonia.
The deceased was the daughter of
Mr.. and Mrs. F. A. Laughery and
came to Valley county with her par
ents and brothers six years ago. She
was married to VIM. L. Rimel, Janu-
ary %, 1913 and two children came
to bless the union. The funeral was
held Tuesday at Tiger Butte, Rev, A
U. Baer of the Congregational church
conducting the last sacred rites.
The Glasgow courier. [volume] (Glasgow, Mont.) 1913-current, 1916-01-14
BANK ELECTS OFFICERS.

At the annual meeting of the stock
holders of the Milk River Valley
bank this week C. c. Storing rendered
his resignation as president Of that
institution and C. d. Rice was elected
to that position. Geo. w. Hansen
and Thos. Dignan were elected vice
presidents and Verne E. Mcintyre
was reelected cashier. The board of
directors is now composed of c. D.
Rice, Geo. w. Hansen, B. S. Durell,
Verne F.. Mcintyre and Thos. Dignan.
Ill health was the cause of Mr..
Stcring's retirement from the bank
with which he has been connected for
many years. For the past few months
Mr.. Storing has not been in the best
of health, and few weeks ago an
examination by DR.. Ferguson of Great
Falls disclosed that an operation was
necessary. Mr.. Storing expects to
leave here for Rochester, Minnesota
within short time to be treated at
the Mayo hospital, and the serious
ness of the case necessitated the clos
ing up of his business here until some
later date.
Mr.. Storing expects to return here
in the spring, but is undecided as yet
whether to again enter the banking
business.
The Glasgow courier. [volume] (Glasgow, Mont.) 1913-current, 1916-01-14
PARTY LOSES WAY
! IN COLD BLIZZARD
Travellers From North Country Wan
der for Four Hours Off Road.

While no fatalities have been re-
ported from the cold and blizzards of
the past week, the storm last Sunday
caused eight people to go through a
narrowing experience.
Eight people from the north coun-
try, on their way to Glasgow, were
caught in the blizzard on this side
of Midway Sunday morning. The
road was covered up by the deep snow
and the wind drifted it into piles,
making the journey especially ardu-
Gus. The intense cold and the blind
ing snow, and the inability of the
travellers to follow the road, caused
them to lose their way and they wan
dered out on the prairie, few miles
north of Coleman's, unable to get
their bearings or to make any head
way against the storm. For four
hours they were in this plight until
Martin Risa, who was in the party
struck out and reached Tom Cole.
srtar's ranch.
Tom Coleman had only that morn.
ing returned from Glasgow, making
the trip home against the blizzard
The road was filled with big drifts
and the cut at the Behner-Mooney
hill was filled with snow, making il
impossible to get through. He was
i forced to 60 around the hill and fin.
! ally reached his destination. Ton
suffers from a badly frozen chin as
result of his strenuous ride.
On arriving home he was told o1
the plight of the people lost in the
storm and with his hired man, Johr
Shippe, started out to search fol
them, driving his pacing team. A
few miles north of his ranch they
observed the party and showed then
the way to shelter. Elmer Blikken
who was one of the party, first OBJ
| served the rescuers, and started OF
J his saddle horse to head them off
When he hit the graded road, ovel
which the snow had drifted, hi.
horse took a header and Elmer wa.
thrown to the ground, but fortunate
ly convenient snowdrift broke his
fall and he escaped with only few
bruises. The party arrived at Cole
mans safely and remained there dur.
ing the day, healing their partl,
frozen faces.
The Glasgow courier. [volume] (Glasgow, Mont.) 1913-current, 1916-01-14

the road with team. Borgrud cut
the traces of the harness, let one
horse loose, and rode the other animal
over to an irrigation ditch. Ybarrola,
deciding that Borgrud was drunk,
later followed him. He found Borg
rud lying on the ground with his
throat cut, his dog lying on his breast.
Borgrud showed signs of life, but the
dog was dead. Two men were sum-
moned from the Ybarrola ranch to as
sist in taking the suicide to the house,
but life was extinct when they ar
rived.
Sheriff Buckley was notified and
accompanied by DR.. Hoon, motored
out to the scene of the tragedy and
brought the body to town. The cor.
oner came up from Harlem, but con.
sidered an inquest unnecessary.
Carl Borgrud, brother of the sui.
eide, arrived Wednesday from Pop.
lar and took the body to the old home
at Evansville, Minnesota for burial
Chinook Opinion.
The Glasgow courier. [volume] (Glasgow, Mont.) 1913-current, 1916-01-14
time towards making the fair a sue

time towards making the fair a sue
cess.
The directors will set the date of
the fair at a later meeting, but it
will, no doubt, be about the middle
of September. Much depends upon
the dates set for the Montana fair,
so as to allow sufficient time to pre-
pare exhibits for it.
S. G. Moore was re-appointed sec.
retary, which will meet with popular
approval. Mr.. Moore has been one
Of the biggest factors in making the
fair a real, live issue. Serving with
out pay, he has shouldered the enor.
nous amount Of work entailed by his
position, and business men and farm.
ers alike unite in giving him highest
praise.
The Glasgow courier. [volume] (Glasgow, Mont.) 1913-current, 1916-01-14
ENGINE DOES MOVIE STUNT.


A real movie thriller was enacted
in the local yards Wednesday after
noon when the local switching engine,
termed the "goat" by local railroad
ers, forgot it's genial disposition and
ran away.
The engine was being used for
switching in the west end of the
yards and with one car attached had
cut off from the west end Of the
train. A break occurred in the me-
chanism and the engineer was unable
to bring the engine to stop. Pick
ing up speed, the engine spurted
down the yards and luckily it had an
open track. The fireman jumped
when he saw it could not be con-
trolled, and the engineer, failing in
every effort to bring it to a stop
jumped, when he thought a collision
with the engine and NO. was un-
avoidable. The engine, under it's own
guidance, sped out of the city and did
not come to stop until about seven
miles east of the city.
For a time the thought of the run
away engine, speeding eastward
caused CONSERVATION at the local rail
road offices, as No. was due il
here about that time. The wires
burned up in an effort to locate the
train and it was held at Nashua. An.
other engine from here went in pur
suit of the runaway and brought il
home.
The Glasgow courier. [volume] (Glasgow, Mont.) 1913-current, 1916-01-14
dalia; D. H. Trumble, Vandalia; A.
L. Ritcher, Vandalia and Andrew Nell
son, Vandalia.
EIGHTEEN NEW CITIZENS.

EIGHTEEN NEW CITIZENS.
Inspector George Tyler Of Seattle
was in the city Monday and eighteen
new citizens took the oath. Those
who are now subjects of Uncle Sam
are: Endre Enderson, Norway; Fred
w.. Doering, Germany; Moses Alter
man, A. A. Kritchever, Russia; Cas-
par Guillon, France; Alfred MARITIME,
Great Britain; Israel Alderman, Rus
sia; ]. H. Knowles, Great Britain;
Jean B. Urquilax, France; Laura A..
Robinson, Great Britain; John NJ
Tangen, Norway; Marius Peterson.
Denmark; Peder P. Haugen, Norway,
Ole Rudney, Norway; Helge Lehau-
gen, Norway; Peter Kvan, Norway.
and VIM. L. Whitaker, Great Britain.
The Glasgow courier. [volume] (Glasgow, Mont.) 1913-current, 1916-01-14
FARMER COMMITS SUICIDE.

Booze has claimed another victim.
Albert Borgrud, aged about 45 years,
an old and we'll known resident of the
Ada country, after a periodical ses-
sion with John Barleycorn at Havre
Tuesday morning, cut the throat of
his dog and then slashed his own
throat with razor.
The suicide took place near Mar
tin Ybarrola's ranch on the Clear
creek road. Mr.. Ybarrola noticed the
queer actions of Borgrud, who was on
The Glasgow courier. [volume] (Glasgow, Mont.) 1913-current, 1916-01-14
NEW MANAGER ARRIVES.

H. r. Ayers Of Denver, Colorado,
arrived in the city Wednesday and
took up the position of manager of
the Western Union telegraph office,
succeeding Mr.. Murray, who resigned.
Mr.. Ayers comes here with good rec
concentrations and will give the pat
rons of his office the very best serv-
ice possible.
The Glasgow courier. [volume] (Glasgow, Mont.) 1913-current, 1916-01-14
GLASGOW TEAM
DEFEATS HAVRE
Locals Outplay Opponents and Come
Out Victors by Score of 22 to 18.

The fast local quintet Of basketball
tossers went up another notch to-
ward the championship of northeast
ern Montana last Friday night when
the speedy Havre team was taken
into camp by a score Of 22 to 18.
From the first whistle the Glas-
gov boys took the aggressive and be-
wildered the Havre boys by their ac-
curate basket shooting, but, as the
game progressed, the visiting team
took brace and it was only through
the good defensive work Of the locals
that the score was not reversed. The
first half ended with the score ID to
9 in favor of Glasgow.
Fouls were numerous in the second
half and there was tendency TO
trough it," and for a while it was
toss up as to which side would come
out victorious. The stellar work Of
Captain Helland of the local team was
the bright feature Of the game. Be-
sides getting three baskets from the
floor, he made ten free throws in as
many trials. Brader of the Havre
team scored all the points for his
team, getting five baskets and six
free throws out of a dozen attempts
The work of Korpang and Lebert at
guard was excellent, time and again
spoling Havre's team work. Lebert
made two pretty baskets and Wedum
dropped one through the net.
The game ended with the score
standing 22 to 18 in favor of the loc-
ais. Havre had come down here ex-
pecting to have "easy pickings," but
the team they went up against proved
themselves their equals.
The linpun fO1lOwS.
The Glasgow courier. [volume] (Glasgow, Mont.) 1913-current, 1916-01-14

Substitutes-Raer for Wedum, Bar
rackman for Dimond. Referee-Hu-
ber. Umpire Chittick.
After the game the two teams were
the guests of some of the domestic
science girls at a banquet.
The Glasgow courier. [volume] (Glasgow, Mont.) 1913-current, 1916-01-14
NEW DIRECTORS
ARE APPOINTED
President of Commercial Club
Makes Selections.
PLAN AN ACTIVE CAMPAIGN
Object of Club to Boost Glasgow and
Vicinity Will be Given Impetus
Committee Heads Named.

terized the Glasgow Commercial club
during 1915 will be a bigger factor
than ever in the work the coming
year under the new president, J. W.
Wedum.
Through the efforts of the club the
past year Glasgow has been adver-
tised far and wide and probably no
city in Montana has received more
publicity in the newspapers and mag
azines throughout the country. The
coming year will see the club follow
ing up the work in this line with even
greater impetus, and the benefits
should be many.
The new board of directors of the
Commercial club, appointed by the
president, follow:
w. w. Hurd, chairman of the COM
mittee on finance; Walter Stanley,
chairman of the committee on audit
ing; John Hurry, chairman of the
committee on city development; J.
P. Mcintyre, chairman of the COM
mittee on entertainment and public
ity; Maurice Reuler, chairman of the
committee on membership; F. D. AL
word, chairman of the ways and
means committee; C. Prentice, chair
man of the committee on county de-
velopment and good roads; Otto n.
Christinson, chairman of the commit
tee on immigration and agriculture;
j. L. Truscott, advisory member: r.
M. Young, treasurer; T. J. Hooking,
vice president; J. w. Wedum, presi-
dent.
The men selected as directors rep
resent the various business interests
of the city and without doubt they
will work for the best interests of the
city and the surrounding country.
Among the things that the club
will work on the coming year, as
enumerated by Secretary Moore, are
the erection of boys athletic club
building, establishing and improving
the parks, improving the cemetery
engine water pump, placing signs at
the east and west entrance to the city,
aiding civic development, organizing
a volunteer fire department, junior
commercial club for boys and girls,
assisting in making arrangements for
the June county grade athletic meet,
making an industrial survey of the
city, buying sugar beet seed for
growing this year, putting out stick
ers and cards for business houses,
plan to secure dairy cows for desir-
able farmers, and obtaining a cross
ing under the Great Northern tracks.
These are but few of the things that
are paramount now and which the
club has been working on. The work
of securing the accomplishment of
the above mentioned items will be
pushed with utmost vigor.
1--WE expect to carry on the work
of the Commercial club to boost Glas-
gov and the surrounding country
said Mr.. Wedum yesterday. zone
thing we will try our utmost to do
and that is to have everybody in the
community pull together, for in this
way the best results can be obtained
The members of the board of direc-
tors are all representative business
men and will work together for the
best interests of the CITY,"
Evening public ledger. [volume] (Philadelphia [Pa.]) 1914-1942, 1916-11-22
FARMER SMITHS RAINBOW CLUB
SIS I'M GOLDFOR BEST sCRAP BOOKS!

Here lovely surprise about the Christmas Rainbow Exhibition
WE ARE GOING GOLD SCRAPBooKS
MEMBERS AND DISPLAYED IN THIS EXHIBITION.
PRIZES
the and interesting will
gold will the
So fifteen prizes of 81 each will
HOW TO MAKE SCRAPBoOKS
composition book make out pieces of wrapping cut
of and tied the edges with ribbon
make scrapbok
talks from Farmer Smiths Rainbow Club
News from of
the back Of the EVENING
and write stories compositions about
these pictures.
Third Cut from the Rainbow
Illustrate drawingsi for instance
Billy Bumpus, draw the picture Of goat
at least
must be LEDGER The date which
take your club at the top Of each
sapbooks before December 10 that
street Prizes will awarded De-
b 20 In you Christmas with
In case Of g first prize the will be divided
1t buy the EVENING LEDGER in order compete
start now FARMER SMITH, Chiidrea's Editor
SIN that spend much time as possible the making
~ our sapbooks win puzzles the Club News for
until afts the contest Is over
Evening public ledger. [volume] (Philadelphia [Pa.]) 1914-1942, 1916-11-22
|HAAAAH
BuAIPI
Her Happlest ThanksRivIng

By SARA ASH. PHOENIxVILLE pa
There lived IN poor old home a family
OF three children, whose parents neFieetsS
them Every Thanksgiving they had very
was twelve years old she had q dream ~
night before Thanksgiving Day. Tbis vsss
her dream: Some rich people came sn5
gave them some provisions. When ~
woke she thought If her dream would only
come uuel Then later IN the day some rich
eat The last thing they took out va 4
big plum pudding and when dinner cams
the whole family had a hearty meal. and
Edith thanked God Tor he blenssd fooa ~
had sent them she said, This II the NJ
plssf Ghapkaslglng 7 ever had
Evening public ledger. [volume] (Philadelphia [Pa.]) 1914-1942, 1916-11-22

clown Nelson Gresham, Dutehman Kath-
srins claybOrne. witch Anna Kane. old
lady; Esther Miller, RED Gross nurss Ruth
Miller. doll; John King lady OF fashion
James Bernard. clown; Katherine Caviston,
milk maid Daniel Chestnut. tramp; Ethel
Gresham. Indian maid Buddy cress1nan.
Indian boy, and Bud Miller. farmer. Ieona
Caviston. Helen Caylsfon. EVELYN Chase.
weren't masked Ruth received many pres
ents. Aunt Edith and Uncle George Homil-
Ter presented her with q signst rins. as did
Aunt Alma krewson from Chsltenham. Mss
Margaret Fauver from Fox Chase was pres
snt alao The children EeealEed letters from
4heiua and Aithea HaEhufat. thelr lltiis
Ralahoa fFiends II IelfoF4=
Evening public ledger. [volume] (Philadelphia [Pa.]) 1914-1942, 1916-11-22
LIGHT OCCUPATIONS

RAD 4 suhrSf oReAlAlASf MONT.
bks1Alst Z MAJ Cent TRqE.
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bJI y fo0 flANE NoIAlh1 ELSF o. iaAsD.
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wasl 'Ss g1Jgsf slsI x Slss z sIs IS Ga.r ns,i
n.Af MADE eHlIlS Rus bo4h NJ sahk.
4 aLa1DEIF FE o. SinheS SluFls
WASslTTlha okA AHEAF.
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ekheAfh Y Ma q pLArE o. 6aasrh,
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ToAs EAsAf RJlNATIo4.
NfA fsAo 70 euiAo kAoRE co1aA
Assn NisEy Iea4ts ~ 4Af Eilkkn ~
sse fiAc 70 aaT flSehA ~ A Las
Aso eHoof fHEAN tsiIh a afzNnn.
syE HAD 70 ckprURE Alt rsE zaaaasls
AND kEER HEha ~ AeAHE
CAgSE zsEk1 flAlE ThE4n 4EEA HuT
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AND stlep aaohf 1iFfEk TzAkzt
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AT - 81 HiA FAA.E A. Iklck Al Edas
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Evening public ledger. [volume] (Philadelphia [Pa.]) 1914-1942, 1916-11-22
Society Notes

ASrs. r. Miller, the mother OF lovely
Ro1borough Rainbow family sends news Of
,,...,, Af,llsr,s eight-year-old birthday party
.st,.srs we're sixteen children present ai
49,. nsasausrads Aunt Edith and Uncle
tss,ree HomilIer decorated the dining room
n. .lsu ths eolors OF the rainbow" crepe
lasner and after the children had nniahed
tstinx Nelson Gresham said lets make q
s4s,,4,ole 81 crepe paper" and all they had
49, - a, as 10 loosen the paper from around
~ sises of the table and the long stream
~. b,ne from The sas fixtures down 70
~ fo5I and each child had q etreamor,
"a thsg certainly did have good tme,
+ love b So tha kiddies enleF theaselfea-
some s - costumes sssst So +r,s-.'
Evening public ledger. [volume] (Philadelphia [Pa.]) 1914-1942, 1916-11-22

We observed to tho young lady
across the way that, her father seemed
TO be good deal OF n numismatist, and
she said she didn't believe II was very
serious and couple weeks at French
Lick ought to get Il out OF his system.
Evening public ledger. [volume] (Philadelphia [Pa.]) 1914-1942, 1916-11-22
The New Ara

Fond Papa-weli. son. what did
you learn in school today3
son-Aw, not much. dad. We
hadda couple OF two reelers In his
tory a threereel travelogue in geog-
raphy and split.reel nature study.
They usta give us a wild West pitcher
once in : while. but they don't do IL
no more.-cornell Widow.
Evening public ledger. [volume] (Philadelphia [Pa.]) 1914-1942, 1916-11-22
THE BUMPUS FAMILY'S JOURNEY
BY Farmer Smith


Rocking this way and that tho home OF
Billy Bumpus started over the hills and
far away. Mister Elephant pushing in the
rear
"Ah!" sighed the big fellow as he
pushed and painted. II thought Il would
be an easy task TO push a small goat fam
lily, but | am mistaken"
He stopped for little while 10 rest
inside Billy and his wife were holding on
as best they could
Mamma, mamma" :" came a voice from
upstairs, IL was Mamie Goat. wondering
what on earth made her little bed roll
around 50. She did not wonder long, but
hoped up and started downstairs In her
little nlshte. Just as she got 20 the top
OF the stalrs. Mister Elephant outside gave
an extra shove ana downstairs went little
Mamie Goat.
Bumpety,
Bump,
Bump.
BUMP
"oh, my ehidi" exclaimed Mrs. Bumpua
as she rushed to Nannles side, "Are You
kILLEDP
Yes, mother dear. I am plumb dsaa -
said Mamie In a feeble voice
Turning 20 her husband, Mra. Bumnua
said Now, see what you have donsI You
have killed our child"
Yes daddy. come ana see me-klss ma
for ! am dead, dead, DEAD"
But before Billy could get 20 her 6ida
Mamie had hoped upstairs SuddSnIv
the house stopped rocking
II wonder what has happened 10 Mia
ter Elephant2" said Billy
Mrs Bumpus peeked outdoors sura
enough The big fellow had Eone.-fbst
t. he had gone for little while.
Evening public ledger. [volume] (Philadelphia [Pa.]) 1914-1942, 1916-11-22
Weather or No

Nov tell u.s." sternly demanded
tho young legal luminary whose
brow overhung like the back of a
snapping-turtle. addressing the cow
erlng witness. what was the weather.
II any. upon tho afternoon in ques-
tion7"
Evening public ledger. [volume] (Philadelphia [Pa.]) 1914-1942, 1916-11-22
IntereoIlegiateIy Speaking

Harvard '1s-why does he call his
sister "the canned chicken"7
Amherst 17--well. you see. she's
been expelled from Vassar, Wellesley,
Smith and Bryn Mawr," - Williams
Purple Cow