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The Holly chieftain., 1916-03-17
COMMUNITY WELFARE
CONFERENCE

Prof. Arthur e. Gilman of the State
University came to Holly Sunday and
conferred With the program committee.
The General lines of presentation were
worked out. The conference will will be
held on Thursday. Friday and Saturday
April 6, and 8. Good speakers are be.
isk arranged for. There will be experts
in the various lines Of activity in which
this community is Interested. There will
be exhibits. stock shows and stock iuds-
ing. Everybody for miles around should
attend oil the sessions Of this conference.
Some Of the best speakers from over the
state will be here. They will discuss
such subjects ss "ChiId Welfare"
GOOD Roads, "Dairvins, THE
Farmer and the Merchant" etc.
The Holly chieftain., 1916-03-17
Rank Foolishness

You occasionally see it stated that colds
do not result from cold weather. That
is rank foolishness. Were it true colds
would be a. prevalent in midsummer as in
midwinter. The microbe that causes colds
60urishes in damp, cold weather. To &c
rid Of . cold take Chamberlsin's Cough
Remedy. 1t 10 efectual and is highly re.
commended by people who have used it
for many years as occasion required, and
know ,ts real vsiue. Obtainable every.
where.
The Holly chieftain., 1916-03-17
NOTICE FOR PUBLICATION.
Dep.r,men, Of the Interior.

Department, Of the Interior.
w. S. Land OaEce al Lamar. Colo
February 2l. 1915.
Notice i. hereby given that Rober, L. Mccoy Of Webb
Colo who March IL. 1918. made homestead entry.
No. Ol169 for southwest quarter. section II township
20 SOUTH range AZ west and March 20, 1915, mad.
additional homestead entry. No. 0l65l2 for northwest
quarter section H. township 20 SOUTH Il west. Oh
principal meridian hss 6ed notice Of intention 10 make final
three proof establish claim 10 the land above
described. before the Register and Recever at Lamar
Colorado. on the 18th day Of April. 1915.
Claimant names Witnesses: Perry McAlexsnder
John o. Taylor. David B. Webb and John W. Hill all Of
Webb. Colorado.
1914 A. L. Beavers Reu.,-r,
The Holly chieftain., 1916-03-17
Announcement.

This office frequently receives
from different parts of the county
we'll written items for publication
to which the writer's names are
not signed. Correspondents are
earnestly requested to attach the
name of writer-not necessarily
for publication, but simply as .
guarantee Of good faith. Remem-
Der also that communications
should reach US as early as Wed
nesday.
The Holly chieftain., 1916-03-17
NOTICE FOR PUBLICATION.

Department OF the Interior.
U. S. Land Of6ee at Lamar. Colo.
February Is. 1916.
Notice is hereby given that George W. Walton Of Holly
To- who Decembe, S. 1910. made homestead entry.
No. 09O25 for south half southwest quarter. souh half
southeast quarter. section T. and west half soulhwest
principal meridian. has fled notice Of make
final three proof establish claim the land above
described before L. N. Zalnaer. u s. Commis soner.
Claimant names witnesses: G. E. fortney. r. Y.
Fowler. j. Tapley and Franz Sears all Of Holly Colo.
4l.46 A. L. Beavers, Register, +
The Holly chieftain., 1916-03-17
NOTICE FOR PUBLICATION.
Department Of the Interior.
U. S. Land Office at Lamar. Colo.
q 1G1G


February 9. 1916.
Notice is hereby given that George w.
Griffith of Webb. Colorado. who. on May II.
1911. made homestead entry. No. O1O555. for
lots and 2. east half northwest quarter. Sec
ton Z township 26 south. range AZ west, and
on Sept IA. 1914. made additional homestead
entry. No. 014891. for lot Is. southeast quarter
southwest quarter. section 6. township 26 south.
range AZ west. and east half northeast quarter.
section IL. township 26 south, range IS west.
9th principal meridian. has filed notice Of inten-
tion to make final three year proof. to establish
claim to the land above described. before L. NJ.
Zalinger. U. S. Commissioner. at Holly. Colo.
on the 9th day Of April. 1916.
Claimant names as witnesses: Leonard Ten
dick, George Fl. Mavis. both q Holly. Colo.
A. B. Wells. j. W. Walton. Both Of Webb.
Colorado.
38.43 A. L. Beavers. Register.
The Holly chieftain., 1916-03-17
NOTICE FOR PUBLICATION.
Department Of the Interior.
u. S. Land Office st Lamar. Colo

Department Of the Interior.
U. S. Land Of6ce at Lamar. Colo.
January II. 1915.
Notice is hereby given the, George H. Mickey Jr ef
Holly Colo. who. on Angus, TO- 1911. made home
entry. No. 00928. for half. section 80 township Is
south. range Al wes 9th principal meridian has fled
notice Of intention make final three proof esab
sh claim the land above described. before L. NJ Zsi
inger " S. Comms sioner. Holly. Colo. the l4th
day Of March. 1916
Claimant $ Witnesses: Cecil Hart. E. II.
Jordan. A. E. Lewis and G. H. Mickey Sr.. all Of Holly.
Colorado.
1898 A. L, Beavers, Rerisier,
The Holly chieftain., 1916-03-17
NOTICE FOR PUBLICATION.
Department Of the Interior.
U. S. Land OAice at Lamar. Colo.

Department Of the Interior.
U. S. Land Oice at Lamar. Colo.
February %. 1915
Notice is hereby given that Ray H Stark. Of Webb,
Colorado who. January IA. 1918. made home.te i'd
entry. No. 0l2442 for south half section 20 township 20
SOUTH AZ 9th principal meridian has filed notice
the land above described. before L. N Zalnser u s.
Commissioner. at his Office. Holly. Colorado. on the
9Th day Of April. 1916.
Claimant names as Witnesses: David b. Webb James
W. Walton. Thomas A. Walton and Clsude c. Hilton. all
Of Webb. Colorado.
ALAG A. L. Beavers REGISTER
The Holly chieftain., 1916-03-17
Will Sacrifice
Strictly High
Grade Piano

For immediate sale The Denver
Music Company will sacrifice a
strictly high grade piano which is
at holly. Liberal terms. Partic-
uIars furnished upon application
to The Denver Music Company at
Denver, Colo.
The Holly chieftain., 1916-03-17
NOTICE FOR PUBLICATION.
Department Of the Interior.
U. S. Land Office at Lamar, Colo,

y u Iu'1u S1E'Cc ut Ldl11dT, SUIU,,
February 81. 1916.
Notice is hereby given that Wilson T. Jones.
Of Plains. Colo.. who. on April 6. 1911, made
homestead entry. No. 010174 for south hall Of
section "a. township 26 south. range 43 west.
9th principal meridian. has fled notice Of inten.
ton to make final three year proof, to establish
claim to the land above described. before L. N.
Zalinger. U. S. Commissioner. at his Office. at
Holly. Colo.. on the oath day Of April. 1916.
Claimant names as witnesses: Harvey Stewart,
Ed. Dupree. William Jones and Aaron B. Neal,
all Of Plains, Colo.
1914 A. L. Beavers. Register.
The Holly chieftain., 1916-03-17
Sion Of Good Digestion

When you see see cheerful and happy
old lady you may know that she has food
digestion. II your digestion is impaired
or il you do not relish your meals take q
dose of Chsmberlsin's Tablets. They
strengthen the stomach. improve the d.
festion and cause Gentle movement OF
the bowels: Obtainable everywhere.
The Holly chieftain., 1916-03-17
NOTICE FOR PUBLICATION.
Department Of the Interior.
U. S. Land Office at Lamar. Colo.

department OF t1Ie IHttr1or,
U. S. Land Office at Lamar. Colo.
February 9. 1916
Notice is hereby given that James H. Cheney
Of Holly. Colorado, who. on January l8. 1912.
made homestead entry. No. 0ll378. for south
east quarter. section Is. and northeast quarter.
section %. township Is south. range AZ west.
9Th principal meridian. has filed notice Of in,en-
ton to make final three year proof, to establish
claim to the land above described. before L. NJ.
Zalinger. U. S. Commissioner. at his Office ut
Holly. Colo. on the 9Th day of April. 1916.
Claimant names as witnesses; Albertus r..
evils. VIM. W. James. Frank Kimmel. Owen
T. Baugher. all Holly. Colorado.
38.43 A. L. Beavers. Register.
The Holly chieftain., 1916-03-17
FOR SALE

16O acres q miles north of Hart
man; frame house l4xl4; go !
we'll; enclosed with two-wire fenc
price $4,000. For further parti
ulars write
ANDREW FREEL,
35-8t Soldier, Kans.
The Holly chieftain., 1916-03-17

Beat it, beat it, little car,
How | wonder what you are
Climbing up the hills SO high,
Passing all the others by.
As il passed the first man fused,
While the second mildly cussed,
But the last man yelled and roared.
"You can't stop il! It's Ford
Arizona republican., 1916-09-27
For Sale Houses

For sale or rent. Modern concrete G. room bungalow, ? screen rooms. part cash, bal monthly. Owner Ph. 114J3.
 10-br FOR SALE-Choice suburban new brick cement. Groom house. very large lot lots of fruit, flowers, etc. A bar gain if taken at once. See owner, at IS E. Adams If SEE HOUSE, 16 s. Twelfth Ave. If
Arizona republican., 1916-09-27
APACHE TRAIL ALTO STAGE co.
 PHOENIX TIC GLOBE MIAMI

All cars stop minuteN on request to allow passengers view of Roosevelt Dam. 45 minutes for lunch at Fish Creek Hotel
 PACKARD and CADILLAC CARS We call for passengers and baggage
 PHONE 1920
Arizona republican., 1916-09-27
AUCTION SALE


 2k Miles West of Glendale, Ariz.
 Commencing at 10:30 o'clock Having decided to sell my dairy herd, will sell on the above date at auction so HEAD Al DAIRY COWS Holsteins and Durhams, to 7-gallon cows, 56 now milking, balance fresh soon. Above cows are second to none in the Salt River valley. Parties in the market for milk cows should not fail Co attend this sale.
 90 HEAD OF HOGS, sows, shoats and pigs. 1 span of 5-Year-Old Mules. Saddle Pony.
 Remember the date and place, and at tend this sale. Free lunch at noon for everybody.
 Terms All sums of $50 and under, cash: over that amount, a credit of months, purchaser giving approved 10 per cent note; per cent off for cash.
 R. B. CANNON, owner
 c. O. McMURTRY, Auctioneer q N. 1st Ave. Phone 1910
 A. B. DUNLAP. Clerk If
Arizona republican., 1916-09-27
Auctions
AUCTION SALE

5o head of horses and mares, weigh from 500 to 1000 lbs. each. Will be sold at public auction at the Denver corral at Five Points in Phoenix, Ariz. un Tuesday, Oct. 3rd, 1916. commence ing at 1:3O P. NJ. sharp. Terms of sale. 6 months time given. per cent off for cash. Art Lucas of Tucson Arizona, owner
 C. O. McMURTRY. Auctioneer
 R DIrNI A l. Clerk If
Arizona republican., 1916-09-27
SEPTEMREP
tJI-I = I'M JIII PLANT THIS MONTH

PLANT THIS MUNTH
 Beans, Beets, Cabbage, Carrots, Cauliflower, Lettuce, Onion Seed and Sets, Peas, Radishes, Spinach, Tur- nips, Lawn Grass, Swt. Alyssum, Ageratum Mignonette, Freesia Bulbs, Cosmos, PhloX Pansy, Zinnia, Holly hook, Christmas Towering. Sweet ARIZONA SEED co.
 Phone 403 137 N. Central Ave.
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Arizona republican., 1916-09-27
For Rent Stores and
 Offices


 FOR RENT-Furnished ? chair bar Der shop, $20.00. See Thomas, end of Indian carline. Phone 429. dp OFFICE ROOMS FOR RENT-Cen- tral location, $12,50 and up. Five room house. $16 Moore & Hayes, 34 N. Central Ave. Tel 475. dn
Arizona republican., 1916-09-27
Wanted - Help, Male and
 Female

WE WANT motion picture plays; comedy and drama: have you an idea that you think will make a good play? write it out. it may be just what we need: if you do not have the correct form send one dollar for complete in- structions and, a sample scenario. Western Motion Picture Co.,, Eureka, California. [
Arizona republican., 1916-09-27

FOR SALE-Peaches. 112c to 4c per pound. miles N. on Central Ave. and F mile east on Maryland Ave. American Beauty Ranch. Phone 211J2.
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Arizona republican., 1916-09-27
Lost and Found
Business Chances

WANTED-To borrow for one or two years, fifteen hundred dollars on improved real estate worth treble; no commission. Address X. M. z. this of flee If FOR RENT-Splendid millinery dry goods and notion location, modern store room, $20.00. See Thomas, end of Indian carline. dp FOR SALE-First class restaurant doing good business. Sell par. cash. part time Forced to sell account of ill health. Address Box 103S Republican.
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Arizona republican., 1916-09-27
For Sale Real Estate

so ACRES of homestead relinquish- ment for sale cheap. Sla miles from Casa Grande. Phone S9T0. Address Mrs. Mattie Dart, 602 East Buchanan.
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Arizona republican., 1916-09-27
For Sale Miscellaneous

For Sale Miscellaneous FOR SALE-One five-ton refriger- ating capacity, Vilter ammonia com pressor. complete with piping, for room 16X24 feet. This machine is prac- tically as good as new. having been used less than six months Address Pacific Creamery Co.,, Tempe, Ariz. g FOR SALE-5 passenger Buick, good condition, $295.00. IF N. Gen. ter. bi FOR SALE-Ford roadster, good condition. Call or phone Room 341 Hotel Adams. dpI FOR 10 DAYS-75c new double phonograph records. 25c. 27 East Adams. dr FOR SALE - Slightly damaged wheat, $1.75 per cwt., delivered. Phone BRA. dn HARLEY Y-DAVIDSON, 1915 model, three speed, rood condition; cheap for quick cash sale. See machine at Doc Lanes, Phoenix Cycle company, sos North Central avenue. If WE BUY AND SELL. second hand Ford cars. Ford Garage, 31s-22 East Adams St.. Phoenix tt car. Also a stripped roadster. Address W. F. Nottingham. 225 w. Adams. If FOR SALE-S1S0.OO, 1916 powerplus speed Indian motorcycle, good as new; real bargain. See N. H. Glenn, at Union Oil Station. dp FOR SALE-Buggy and harness. Phone 27O5. dp FOR SALE-High- class used cars. McArthur Bros. If
 EXCHANGE YOUR OLD
 ON THE NEW
 Big stock of House Furnishings,
 Tents and Camp Goods.
 New and Second Hand
 Lowest Prices; Liberal Dealing
 STANDARD FURNITURE co.
 (Estab 1900)
 237-239 West Washington St. If BEFORE BUYING E. M. F. parts see us. Can furnish at half catalogue prices; also parts for 1913 Kissel 40" 1 Tempe Garage, Tempe gs FOR sALE-Mitchell runabout; Stutz roadster Maxwell touring car. Iempe Garage. Tempe. Ss FOR SALE--1-25 HIP. Studebaker light truck. price $275.OO. Also one 4 cylinder seven passenger 1916 model Stakeholder, easy terms on both.
 HARMON HOTOR co.
 125-127 North First St. If FURNITURE, stoves, Barred Rock bullets, home canned fruit, also num- erous other articles. Ranch 3h miles | So., A mi. east. Phone 113R11. Mrs. | Thomas. dn FOR SALE-Twenty guage Win chester shotgun; fancy stock matted rib. Silvers recoil pad. Pinney & Rob- inson. FOR SALE-Two speed Twin h. dian. First-class shape. Fully equip ped; presto and tandem. E. R. Thur man. Tempe. ti
 HEADQUARTERS
 For stock salt; get our prices
 PHOEN1X SEED & FEED co. T Wholesale and Retail
 Phone 10ei 125 E. Jefferson St Phoenix, Arizona
Arizona republican., 1916-09-27

CANTALOUPFs. Tomatoes. Cu- cumbers, Peaches, Plums, and all ear ly fruits cheaper than elsewhere, wholesale and retail shipped any where. Phoenix Fruit & Produce Co.,, 119 w. Jefferson. Phone 1402 If
Arizona republican., 1916-09-27
O. McMURTRY. Auctioneer A. E. DUNLAP, Clerk.
PUBLIC AUCTION

 We. the undersigned will sell to the highest bidder on Thursday, September 2Sth, 1916, at my ranch located at Gill bert, commencing at One O'Clock sharp, the following described property: CATTLE: 34 high grade milch cows, all of which are giving milk. Some fresh at present. Balance will calve soon.
 STEERS: 1 long yearling fat steers, yearling fat steers, 1 thoroughbred Holstein. 3-yr. bull. 1 extra grade Hol- stein yearling bull. These cattle are all extra high grade Holstein and milking Durhams.
 HOGS: Two brood sows with pigs by side.
 HORSES: One gray stallion, two years old. weight 1460 pounds. One mare and colt. weight HOO pounds. One lilly weight 500 pounds. Parties in the market for good dairy cows will do well to attend this sale Terms: One half cash. Balance six months time on hankable note bearing 10 per cent in- terest from date. per cent off for cash.
 WEIGH & TULEY, Owners
 H. C. Hall, Auctioneer HENRY J. E. AHRENS. Clerk dn
 PUBLIC SALE
 FRIDAY, SEPT. 29 2 Miles West. F Mile North of Glen dale, on the c. R. Hunter Ranch My lease having expired, l will sell ail my personal property.
 Commencing at 1 o'clock 32 Head Holstein Cattle; head horses; r. head of hogs; household and kitchen furniture; farming implements of all kinds. Terms given.
 JACOB HUMBERT, Owner
 C. O. McMURTRY, Auctioneer
 A. B. DUNLAP, Clerk 2l \. 1st Ave. Phone I310.
Arizona republican., 1916-09-27
Awnings

AWNING AND CAMPING season now on; we make everything known that will fool the rain and sun. Phoe- nix Tent and Awning Co., corner First and Monroe Sts. Phone All. u
Arizona republican., 1916-09-27
Carpet Cleaning

NOW is the time to get your car pets cleaned. Electric Carpet Cleaners Works SIS s. Gen.. Phone 733. 10-d
Arizona republican., 1916-09-27
For Sale Real Estate

NINE ACRES garden land owner, Phone 666. dn
Arizona republican., 1916-09-27
WEIGH & TULEY, Owners
 H. C. Hall, Auctioneer HENRY J. E. AHRENS, Clerk
AICTION SALE

AUCTION SALE
 THURSDAY. SEPT. 2S, 1916 6 Miles North of Five Points on the old Black Canyon Road, Corner of 7th Ave. and Glendale Car Line
 Commencing at 1 o'clock P. M. l will sell all of my stock at auction: 90 head of cattle; 10 fine dairy cows, 10 2-year-old Holsteln heifers, 10 l. year -old-heifers, 25 heifers from to s months old. extra good ones; 10 steers, ] registered Holstein bull, 15 head of Wisconsin heifers; 60 head of hogs, sows. shoats and pigs; 15-year- old mare. weight 1j00 lbs; 100 Barred Rock chickens. Terms, 6 months time given.
 THOMAS C. EDWARDS, Owner
 C. O. McMURTRY, Auctioneer
 A. B. DUNLAP, Clerk dp
Arizona republican., 1916-09-27
For Sale Fruits and
 Produce

FOR SALE-Choice pears at Bide- a-Wee place. Phone S645. dr
The Coconino sun., 1916-03-03

many ways as it will enable each pa- per to speak out in meeting concern ing the fitness or unfitness of local candidates for office, liberty that is very much constrained locally, be- cause of their being only one news paper here, and according to reason ably good newspaper ethics it is not fair to "gouge" locally when there is no means of retaliation in a party newspaper. The advent of good de- mocratic newspaper will afford many an opportunity to help "clean up" things in the interest of the general good. Our hope is that the Phoenix Gazette boys will see fit to start a daily paper instead of a weekly as Flagstaff is growing rapidly and there is need of such an enterprise to help boom the town. Boosters are always welcomed to Flagstaff and the coming year promises to be the banner one of them all.
The Coconino sun., 1916-03-03
HOW THE NEWS OF THE
 WORLD IS GATHERED
(By Your Special Stiff

(We have purchased a bale of barbed wire and our correspondent lays his head on rail to form the connection. The news is all fresh if a train does not come along and be- come derailed by running over his head, thus delaying our news service.) )
 (Note.-Special information for the reader follows in order that he may know at what cost it was secured.)
 (Assasinated distress Displashes).
 (Can't-doit conduit greased).
 Garth Finetooth combed for every dandruff of news germs).
 Especial staff representative in every Hamlet and Omelet).
 (Half column head line omitted on account of lack of cap L's and space). (This is no pony service-the pony got away).
 of you know it to be so and can prove it, believe it when you see it in our dispatches).
 (Revamped clippings are guaran- teed to be hot from our longing leased liar).
 White Coal Station, N. York, Jan. s7, 1916--Pete Plunkett was defeated for constable by a plurality of 8 and
The Coconino sun., 1916-03-03

two-thirds votes. Abe Jenkins wife was two-thirds of the way to the polls to vote when they closed. She stopped to fix her xyzwtq12-&c shrd eta Diff when the polls were closed. This will undoubtedly affect the next national election also the next approach of Halley's comet.
 (All the dead head stuff you read in the above article relative to the deadly plurality of Plunket, you should go back and read over again before reading the following spectacu- lar piece of news which should jar your larder from pantry to garret.)
 Weehawkin, N. York, near the river also eight hundred yards from the Rottenfelt glue Factory-February 31st, 1916B-Bill Peters slipped on the ice while dancing with his wife. The ice was cracked. Folks think Bill is or he wouldn't have been out on a skate dancing with his own wife.
The Coconino sun., 1916-03-03
SHOULD DO IT. ANYWAY

Rockford Republic: Secretary Lan- sing is quoted as declaring that "the government is not obliged to use force to take care of it's citizens" No, nor is the father of family obliged legal ly to pitch into burglar who enters his home nor risk his life to save his family. And yet the father recogn- izes moral obligation to play the man. His love makes him forgetful of every obligation under the impulse of his honor and his affection. If our government is going to stand merely on it's legal obligations it won't be worth while being a citizen of this country. If only material considera- tions are to be recognized then every patriot even the president himself may as we'll stop talking rubbish about Americanism or calling upon the peo- pie to die for the flag. Any flag that does not stand for moral obligations and merely hides behind legal necessi- ties won't call for much reverence.
The Coconino sun., 1916-03-03

The president of the United States in one of his recent speeches said that thew circumstances have arisen which make it absolutely necessary that the country should prepare itself for ade- quate national defense. The next day he said that nothing new has hap pened. am not on this errand be- cause of any unexpected situation" Well, anyway, the president is enjoy ing himself. And as to the speeches, anybody who swings around circle may be expected to come back to where he started some time, even if he wanders considerably.-York (Penn.) Dispatch.