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Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1916-03-03
HANDY STOMACH
REMEDY TO HAVE
ABOUT The HOME
Instantly stops indigestion, gas,
sourness, heartburn or
acidity.
The moment "Pape's Diapepsin"
reaches the stomach all
distress goes.

AS there is often some one in your
family who suffers an attack of indi-
gestion, acid stomach, dyspepsia or
some form of stomach trouble, why
don't you keep Papes Diapepsin in the
house handy?
This harmless blessing will digest
anything you eat without the slightest
discomfort, and overcome sour,
gassy stomach in five minutes.
Tell your pharmacist to let you read
the formula plainly printed on these
50-cent cases of Pape'S Diapepsin, then
you will readily see why it makes
Indigestion, sour stomach, heartburn
and other distress go in five minutes
and relieves at once such miseries as
belching of gas, eructations of sour
undigested food. nausea, headaches,
dizziness. constipation and other stom-
ach disorders.
Some folks have tried so long to
find relief from indigestion and dys-
pepsia or an out-of-order stomach with
the common everyday cures adYer-
tised that they have about made up
their minds that they have something
else wrong, or believe theirs is a case
of nervousness, gastritis. catarrh of
the stomach or cancer
This, no doubt, is a serious mistake
Your real trouble is, what you eat does
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A hearty appetite, with thorough
digestion, and without the slightest
discomfort or misery of the stomach,
is waiting for you as soon as you
eide to try Pape's Diapepsin.-Ad-
vertisement.
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1916-03-03
PLAYS AND PLAYERS

"If Shakespeare Fell Among the Cen
sors" is the subject OF an article made
up OF sarcastic review of the thirty
four plays which are generally conced-
ed to be authenticany Shakespeare's
The Motion Picture Board of Trade of
connection with its night against censor
that the RULES and Regulations" of
Breitinger and the Standards" OF
Maude Mcurray Miller would make the
immortal plays look like a Belgian
Cathedral after a German Bombard-
ment" and then applies it's interpreta-
tion of the standard set by the Penn
sylvania and Ohio Censorship Boards,
and commenting in a caustic manner
on each.
We select the last one as an example
Perhaps we may be allowed to venture
the remark that when the motion pic
ture industry creates another Shakes
peare 1T will be time enough to take up
the discussion. Here 1t is:
"Macbeth.-Not approved. This play
visualizes several murders in the first
degree and a shocking suicide commit
ted bv a woman. The conduct of Lady
Macbeth If we permitted 1t to become
generally known in Pennsylvania Cor
Ohio) would undoubtedly have a cor
rupting influence on our people and
especially on the young of both sexes.
her own sucking baby if 1t stood be-
tween her and her ambition is not fit
to be known by the young matrons of
this State. If the producer will cut
down the play to the scenes showing
pretty scenes in the Scottish highlands
we Will be inclined to give it our aps
proval."
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1916-03-03
DRINK WATER TO
AVOID SICKNESS
SAYS AUTHORITY
Glass of hot water before break
fast daily keeps the doc
tor away.

Sanitary science has of late made
rapid strides with results that are of
untold blessing to humanity. The lat
est application of its untiring research
is the recommendation that it is as
necessary to attend to internal santa
ton of the drainage system of the hui
man body as it is to the drains of the
house.
Those of us who are accustomed to
feel dull and heavy when we arise,
splitting headache, stuffy from a cold.
foul tongue, nasty breath, acid stom-
ach, can, instead, feel as fresh as u
daisy by opening the sluices of the
system each morning and flushing out
the whole of the internal poisonous
stagnant matter.
Everyone, whether ailing, sick or
WE'LL should, each morning before
breakfast, drink a glass of real hot
water with teaspoonful of limestone
phosphate in it to wash from the
stomach, liver and bowels the previous
days indigestible waste, sour bile and
poisonous toxins; thus cleansing
sweetening and purifying the entire
alimentary canal before putting more
1000 INTO Ine SlOnlacn. Inc aCtlOn or
hot water and limestone phosphate on
an empty stomach is wonderfully in
vigorating. 1t cleans out all the sour
lamentations, cases. waste and acid
ity and gives one a splendid appetite
for breakfast. While you are enjoy
ing your breakfast the phosphated hot
water is quietly extracting a large vol
ume of water from the blood and get
ting ready for a thorough flushing of
all the inside organs.
The millions of people who are
bothered with constipation, bilious
spells stomach trouble, rheumatic
stiffness; others who have saI1ow
skins. blood disorders and sickly COM
plexions are urged to get a quarter
pound of limestone phosphate from
the drug store. This will cost very
! little, but is sufficient to make any
one a pronounced crank on the sub
! ject of internal sanitation.
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1916-03-03
NERVES TREATED FREE
DIR. FRANKLIN MILES, THE GREAT
Specialist, Gives New Book and q
$3.50 NeurOpathic Treatment
Free as a Trial

Sick people whose nerves are weak
or deranged--who have blues, head
ache, dizziness or dullnesS; nervous
dyspepsia. irritability, cold hands and
feet, shortness of breath, palpitation or
irregular heartbeat, drowsiness, nerv-
BUSINESS, sleeplessness, trembling, wan
dering palms, backache, irritable spine,
hysteria, and many cases are complt-
Gated with heart, stomach, bowel, blad-
der or rheumatic troubles--would do
well to accept DIR. Miles liberal offer.
You may never have another opportu-
nifty. Write now.
His Book contains many remarkable
testimonials from those who report
cured after many physicians failed, and
also endorsements from Bishops,
Clergymen, Statesmen, Editors, Busi-
ness Men, Farmers, etc.
Send For Remarkable Testimonials
His improved Special Treatments for
these diseases are the result of so
years experience and are thoroughly
scientific and remarkably successful. so
much so that he does not hesitate to
offer Free Trial Treatments to the sick
that they may test them free. Write at
once.
Describe your case, and he will send
you a two-pound Free Treatment and
Book. Address DR.. Franklin Miles.
Dept. Ms. 525 to 535, Main ST., Elkhart,
Observation-Disclosures.
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1916-03-03

For action and excitement the new
lnce Triangle pay, ~ Arlagnan," Is
q. SAID to be unSur-
Orrh Johnson passed. ms clauu-
ih "D'ArIHsnan" rate attraction winch
.,-,,, Is 10 appear at Ine
Colonial Iheater to-day ana tomorrow
SHOWS Mr.. Johnson as Il uasnIng youn1
nero, whose adventures ana IuVe ar
lalfS get hIm IN not water from the
start IHele are sIreetS SHOWN or a
pSSohe PaflS, the Parls oil the Grauu
hOnafques. A ne quaint olu INNS with
Sharply PITCHED tnalCned roofs appear
pa iOHilhehtly. - ArtaBnan IeiIs the
story Oh u young muskvIeer, who went
through series Ol tnrlInng auven-
lures 20 protect Lne name Oh lne Queen
Oh france. AS toIu by dumas, lie IONS
the klnS s MuSketeerS after he has
SHOWN ms proweSS with the sword He
has three sIauncn friends IN tins com
pany, Porthos, AIhos and Aramis The
queen (DoroIhy DaItonD has an al
mlfer IN Carulnal klcneIIeu, put sne m
ours MS ueauIy enmlty by rejecting ms
advances. lie hndS, through ms spies
that the queen has given two STUDS
from diamond necklace to the Duke
OF buckingham. thinking to ruin the
reputation OF the queen, the Cardinal
requests the KING to ask his consort TO
wear the necklace, which Is a GIFT from
the King, at the next great ball From
this time on Mr. Johnson engages in
HVcly adventure and finally gains the
recognition of the queen and wins the
mana OF her charming maIu
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1916-03-03

young people of Messiah Lutheran
Church. John b. Siefert, lyric tenor,
makes his first appearance in this
city. The program;
Part / - Zigeunerweisen, Sarasate,
Master Gurney MattoX; (a) Where
My Caravan Has Rested" Lohr; OBJ
"Ah Love but a Day." Mrs. I'll. III. A.
Beach, John b. Siefert. (a) "A
Voice From Far Country" Craigie
(b) Aunt Katrina's Visit to New
York" Mcbride, Miss Jane Rae.
with Verdure Clad from Gre
ation," Haydn, Mrs. William K. Bum
baugh. (a) Life and Death" > s.
Coleridge-T Taylor; (b) Yesterday and
To-day," Spross, John b. Siefert. Ten
minutes intermission.
Part 2 - Willamette, - D'Lacqua,,
Mrs. William X. Bumbaugh. (a)
ave Maria" Schubert Wilhelmj;
(b) "Liebesfreur," Kriesler, Master
Gurney Mattox; (a) "A Spirit Flow
er," Campbell Upton; (b) 'Murmur-
ing Zephyrs," Jensen. John h. Siefert.
(a) THE Bugle Song" Tennyson; (b)
The Mallet's MASTERPIECES, Peple.
Miss Jane Rae. Il Feel Thy Angel
Spirit" Graben Hoffman,, John b.
Siebert and A. w. Hartman. (a) IN
Sing Thee a Song of Araby," Clay: (b)
Lullaby" from "Jocelyn," GODDARD,
John b. Siefert.
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1916-03-03
- In the Realms :
8 of Amusement, Art, and Instruction.

advance sale for "The Battle Cry Oh
FeaCe, the caIl to arms against war,
MnlCH Is 70 De presented (ne Or
pnem three llnles uaIly aiI oI next
week with the exception Oh lnursuay
Dy playing the picture three times
uhily, lne Ofpneum ls enaDISu 10 pre-,
sent IL at Nely low prices, anu IL Is es-
llmated thaI nearly 5U,UV0 people Will
see the plcLure ln HARRISBURG. Inc Bat
TIE Try OIL Peace Is spur toward pre-
pdfeuness, nOL III order TO uecIare war,
put TO prevent II. Wnat InISnI nappSn
10 America II Sne Were atJaGheu Dy an
enemy "hlie unprepareu, is SHOWN IN
TINS picture.
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1916-03-03
Optometrists Opticians
7. s. BELSINGER
SAYS:
Are We Right?

q If you experience eye discomforts, your
eyes need attention. This is conceded.
q Now then, where to go? The logical
place is here. And why? Because your
eyes are certainly important enough to re-
ceive the best attention possible, and this is
what you get when we examine your eyes
and make your glasses.
q Now listen to this Our high grade serv-
ice does not mean high prices; it means
price governed entirely by the character OF
lenses we find that you need and the kind
of frame you select. The entire cost may
be $500, and it may be more, but whatever
it is, bear this in mind; you are assured of
guaranteed satisfaction, because it is our
policy not to take your case unless we can
guarantee the glasses we prescribe
@ This is what you get when you come to
us: Honest, conscientious and intelligent
ly applied high grade eye service. A kind
of service which you have never had be-
lore. Consult us, and judge for yourself.
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1916-03-03
QUESTIONS AND ANSWERS

A Cherryvale historian has gone
back through the files and produced
this story:
A woman with a rapid fire inter-
rogatory apparatus approached a
news butcher on Frisco train out
of Cherryvale during the high water
few days ago and asked excitedly:
Say, when is the train due at the
next stop? How is it running? How
deep is the water on the track? How
do you sell your bananas?"
The vender of fruit and literature,
who was something -of a poet, an
nounced:
Nine o'clock. On time. Knee deep.
Three for a dime" - Kansas City
Star.
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1916-03-03
Albert SDaIiinE

When IL became rumored that the
King OF Italy would move his capital
70 fiofence there was great rejoicing
on the part UI me 1laIIaus IN Northern
ltalS lhdl lllS famous UIu city Ol art
aIIu cuIIure wouIu akain DE the seaI
VI soN eiLllSnI 70 the united Kingdom.
VI course, lne capital wouIu DC tenpu-
IalS anu MOutu onIy last during mat
penn ol Ilhie " hen ltaIy Was DdItIns
against nef OIu SneIny On the nortn, Ine
Austrlahs. One oG Ine most ueaullLui
MONIES ol flOfeIIce rs Ine famous paIace
VI lhe lsdl laIleyralIu, Mulcn over
looks the banks Oh Ine Arno. II rs owned
ny MI anu Mrs. j. W. SpaIuInS, tue
pdTelts oI the famous Amer iCan NIUIiIl-
lst' ALBERT SpdlulnS, wnU VIII Ue nearu
al the Orpheunl, rrIuay evening, Mdrcn
II.
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1916-03-03
REVIEW OF THE MAJESTIC BILL

The main trouble with the Majestic
Dill for the last half OF the week is that
II suffers from JuXtaposItlon and jumpl-
ness. The bill is not up TO the standard
Whlch mas been the rule at this house
Tor the past two weeks, or even for
the hrst half of the week The SIX
Musical Misses are apparently the
headline attraction, but the first hon
ors of the bill could with more fairness
go to George Randall and company in
All On Account of a Title" Unfortu-
nately the identities of the Musical
Misses are not made known to the audi
ence, so to bestow credit and other
things is impossible. Speaking, how
ever, for the entirety, the act shows a
certain amount of talent and promise
trying to outdo ever one in contortion-
ing, and If in the ensemble numbers
the dancing and steps could be elimi-
mated, there would be more opportunity
to accomplish that for which the act
was evidently intended-the presenta-
tion of musical numbers with certain
amount of feminine finish and
technique. Why will the one Musical
Miss sire when she plays so much bet
ter, and why will another Musical Miss
IDENTIFY out of tune? These are but two
of the questions one might ask in the
Distract because one does not know
who the Musical Misses are. "All on
Account of a Title" is an amusing
sketch we'll done with honors divided
between George Randall and Mary Wal
dron. Theodore Bamberg does some
clever shadowgraph stunts. Woolsey
and Meher pull some pretty old stun.
Morgan. Dixon and Shrader have a
novel act; to the dope" must go credit,
Tor he surely plays the part, and does
1t well, and the trio sing some good
songs in pleasing fashion.
MAX ROBERTSON.
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1916-03-03

George Eliots immortal novel "Silas
Mariner" featuring Frederick Warde,
has been adapted
TransmiGrntiOn of for the screen, and
Souls Is Regents will be shown at
Theme Tomorrow the Regent Thea
ter to-day only.
You all know the story of the poor
English weaver whose life was blight
ed early in his youth by a false accusa-
ticn made against him by a supposed
friend. How he was driven from the
village by the taunts and jeers of his
former companions and rejected by his
sweetheart, who believed him guilty,
and how he lived as a recluse. caring
only for his gold until a child left on
his doorstep became the elevating force
in his unhappy life
Tomorrow The Souls Cycle" an in
tensely gripping photoplay, featuring
Margaret Gibson, win be the attrac-
ton. The main theme is the theory
of the transmigration of souls.
This picture relates the love of a
Grecian maiden for young artist. She
is coveted by an aged and wealthy
who, finding that he cannot
win her love. has the girl and her lover
thrown into the mouth of n crater. The
Senator is punished for his crime by the
gods, who condemn him to wander the
earth as a lion until he reunites the two
souls of the youthful lovers.
Special show, as usual, for the school
children in the morning
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1916-03-03
The Majestic
See Max Robertson's Review.

Loves Crucible." with Frances Nell
son in the stellar role, Is being pre-
sented for the first time
cloves at the Victoria TODAY
CrucibIe" .at The film is recommended
the Victoria by Mrs. Belle b. Brook
lyns, of the Amalgamat-
ed Association of international Wo-
mems. Clubs, who thinks that every
girl. father. lover and brother ought to
points that mark the nath of ambition
like mllestones. TOO many studios in
New York are merely dens of vice, mas
bility," continues Mrs. Brooklyns A
sweet, fresh, young girl. coming from
the surroundings of a country home,
with the flame of artistic ambition
becomes a prey for these monsters OF
evil who call themselves artists. The
film Is an expose of conditions mem
toned.
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1916-03-03
A NEW COMPLAINT

A German whose wife was i'll at the
Seney hospital, Brooklyn, called the
first evening she was there and in
quired how she was getting along.
He was told that she was improving.
Next day he called again, and was
told she was still improving. This
went on for some time, each day the
report being that his wife was inn
proving.
Finally one night when he called
he was told that his wife was dead
Seeing the doctor, he went up to him
and said, with world of sarcasm in
his voice:
Well, doctor, wat did she die Of
improvements? ?"-Medical Pickwick.
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1916-03-03

York; the experience
thle
ur to France o
American advanced the
OF Honor bestowed
r
time
.
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1916-03-03
THEATRICAL DIRECTORY

oRPHEUM - Tonight, Concert by the
Municipal Band. of Harrisburg; all
next week, except Thursday. THE
Battle Cry of Peace"
MAJESTIC = Vaudeville and Moving
Pictures.
Motion Picture Houses
OLONIAL-"D'Artagn
FAMILY-"Stop Thief"
GRAND-"The Dust of Egypt"
REGENT-"Silas Mariner"
VICTORIA-'Iove's Crucible"
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1916-03-03

Charlie Chaplin caused a furore and
upset the days work yesterday in the
office of the Collector of Internal Reve-
nue. for the Third District in New York
City. All the girls in the office fell in
love with him, stopped work, and in
sisted on meeting the $4,000 a week
'cut-up," as The New York Sun terms
him. And in spite of the absence of
his mustache Charles made a deep inn
preston upon all of them.
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1916-03-03
John B. Siefert to Be Heard
in Chestnut St. Auditorium

Following is the program that will
be followed at the concert in Chest
nut Street Auditorium this evening at
s p. m. under the auspices of the
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1916-03-03

Francis X. Bushman and Beverly
Bayne in Man and His Soul" are held
in such high esteem in Charleroi that
newspaper in that town ran a black
headline above it's own name on the
front page announcing that the feature
would be shown at certain theater.
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1916-03-03

TO CURE A COLD IN ONE DAY
Take LAXATIVE BROMO QUININE
Druggists refund money If 1t
fails to Cure f. w GROVES signature
is on each box. 25c.-Advertisement
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1916-03-03

Edith Story. Antonio Ormo, Sissy
Fitzgerald. Hcughey
"rhe Dust of Mack, and Naomi
Egypti" Grand Childes are the familiar
faces that will appear
this evening on the screen at the Grand
Theater in the strong fllm 1.-THE Dust
of Egypt" in six parts
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1916-03-03

stop Thief is the surprise that will
greet patrons of the
"StOp Thief" Family Theater To-
Family Theater day. 1t is a hve-part
feature. with the
George Kleine Company presenting
Mary Ryan in her big success, stop
Thief"
The Marietta journal and courier. (Marietta, Ga.) 1909-1918, 1916-03-31
MRS GRIFFIN ENTERTAINS
FOR MRS. DEITZ

Mrs. George Griffin invited Mr..
and Mrs w. A. Florence, Mr.. and
Mrs. r. M. Wade, Mrs. ]. II. Foster,
Miss Odene Florence and Mr.. Pat
Nell to meet Mrs P. II. Deitz, her
guest of honor, at a beautiful din
ner Just before she left for her home
in Minneapolis.
A color scheme of green and vel
low was used with jonquils and ferns
as a center piece and place cards
with yellow flowers and green fol-
iage. The dinner was also in the
same color combination with grape
fruit and green cherries, a course of
fried chicken served with salad of
tomatoes on lettuce and covered vita
mayonnaise, asparagus tips with
sweet potato balls and yellow and
green ice cream with golden cake.
The Marietta journal and courier. (Marietta, Ga.) 1909-1918, 1916-03-31
DINNER FOR MISS FLORENCE

4 Mrs. w. A. Florence and her visit
or Mrs. Deitz, planned a surprise
for Miss Odene Florence Wednesday
evening when she had spent the af-
ternoon at picture show They pre-
pared for her a lovely table and dim
ner to which they invited six of her
friends.
The center piece was a large crys-
tai vase of ViOlets with six small
vases of violets around it. The
place cards had Irish girls for the
young men and handsome sons Of
Erin for the young ladies' White
candles were held in green pompons
IN crystal candle sticks.
The dinner was very pretty and
dainty beginning with halved grape
fruit garnished with green cherries
and shaved ice. Next was chicken
croquetts with green peas in creamed
potato wells, pickles, olives and iced
tea with straws in the tall glasses
tied with white satin ribbon in
which tiny punches of violets were
caught. Then a salad of almonds
and cherries with mayonnaise and
whipped cream. Then green ice
cream with cake, black coffee with
waters sailed almonds and mints
The Marietta journal and courier. (Marietta, Ga.) 1909-1918, 1916-03-31
BUSINESS PHONE
IS

Mr.. Millard Benson and family
have moved into one of Mr.. w. H.
Welch's houses at 21S Roswell Street
Mr.. w. NJ Spruill. of Dunwoody
was the guest of Mr.. and Mrs. |. A.
Reed on last Thursday and Friday.
Little Eva Allgood, of Marietta
Camp Ground, spent the week end
with relatives and friends in Mariet-
Miss Lucille Brown and Mr.. Har-
'ry Montgomery. of Atlanta, visited
Miss Odene Florence Sunday after
Miss Irene Malone and Miss Min
fnie Lou Mcneil will attend the Chi
Phi reception at Emory College Sat
'Qrday evening
The civic league has planted a
hedge of privet in front of the High
School building and will plant
shrubs in the yard
Capt. Richard R. Hargis, of Cass
Station, father of Mrs. Glenn Giles,
died at his home Monday of paraly-
sis, Aged 70 years.
Mr. Arthur c. Beall invites all
who need insurance of any kind to
call at his office in the Black Build
ing to consult with him
Z Mrs. Hilliard Spalding gave din
ner at her home in Atlanta on Fri
day evening for Miss Minnie Lou
-McNea1and Miss Annie Hair Dobbs.
Mr.. and Mrs. Wilbur Moor are in
Gainesville at the bedside of Mr.. w.
H. Macarthur who is paralyzed. Mrs.
Marvin Norton has returned home
Mrs. Albert M. Lyle and her little
granddaughter, Marie Graham, who
has been visiting relatives and
friends at Lost Mountain has return
ed home.
Mr.. and Mrs. H. d. Gurley have
returned from Valdosta and are with
Mr.. and Mrs. Claude Gurley until
they move into the Henderson place
on Washington Avenue.
A cottage prayer meeting will be
held at the home of Mr.. and Mrs. w.
H. Welcb at 300 Roswell Street on
next Tuesday night at 1880 O'Clock;
Everybody is cordially invited to "a
tend.