Sequachee Valley news. (Sequachee [Sequatchie], Tenn.) 1896-1952, 1916-10-26
Signal Mountain.

S,r.ia!ta M, N-aoS
Saving wood seems to be the order
of the day. and l thought | would give
Brown Eyes IA rip. | am glad Won
have got another soup bone to suck, So
you won't go up on the side.
Here are some rules for bummers:
No hummer must eat more than two
meals a day,
No hummer must run down his fell
low hummer.
No hummer must see his fellow
hummer in want.
No hummer must refuse to drink
when asked at any time for the good
of the house.
No hummer is allowed to sit more
than half an hour without drinking.
No hummer must sleep when bust
meas is good.
All bummers must attend the meet
ings regular. Al! meetings begin at
O'Clock precisely.
No hummer shall refuse to drink
when asked, or he will be expelled
All crackers, cheese, onions, etc
must be paid for.
No hummer must leave the house
before the meeting is over.
No hummer is allowed to bum any
kind of tobacco, but Red Tag and
Brown Mule.
No hummer must ask for crackers
when asked to drink.
No hummer must drink private
drinks under a fine of four drinks.
. No hummer must take good custom
ers ont of the house
No hummer run down the company
officers.
No hummer that is sick must stick
around the stove All the sick who
can t drink, better stay out to make
room for others.
No more bummers wanted.
! There was boy lost in Philadelphia
March 80, 1880 Missing from Phila-
delphia about the third of next
month, a tall complexioned young
man, about five feet six inches of age,
had on when last seen pair of swal-
low tail seal skin trousers with sans
age stripes, fashionable mutton chop
waistcoat. with cast iron trimmings,
double harrelled frock coat with tripe
collar and tobacco lining, water tight
canvas boots with patent leather tors
laced up to the sole. Is deaf and dumb
of one eye and hard Of hearing with
the other. Is slightly pockmsrked at
the back of his head stoOps upright
when he walks crooked, slight i'm
pediment in his looks and wears
Grecian band on bis upper lip, whisk-
ers cut off short on side, was carrying
an empty carpet box i'll each hand, and
wooden bag in the other, contain
ing screw steamers, railroad tunnels
and backing. Was born before his
Youngest brother, his mother being
present on the occasion.
". j. Norris went down the pike
Saturday, chewing his Red Tag.
jim Miller and Bob Miller went
squirrel hunting Saturday, and killed
time.
". J. Sampley worked all day and
went to Paramount to get cents
worth of axle grease to grease his
bloodhounds.
". Sampley is trying TO hang
hat on }. E Johnson's rat rack.
w r. Sampley made Zoe Saturday.
He said he was going to get ping OF
Brown Mule"
Rev Bill Quicker went up Main
Street Saturday afternoon.
W. r. Sampley quit tobacco three
days ana chewed all the chewing gum
Mr.. Mccullough had, and ne hao to
| fall back on Brown Mule.
". T. Sampley went down to j. E.
Johnson's Sunday morning
S. p. Sampley and ". T Sampley
went opossom hunting Saturday night.
think W. T. acted as the dog.
Bob Miller went up Market street
SUNDAY
hear that Rev L. D. Mcintyre
mas entered suit against the telegraph
company for several thousand dollars
for bis sou, who fell off of an old tele-
graph pole that the company gave
Monroe Miller for stove wood a year
ago. Mr. Miller's grandchildren
sawed stove wood off Of it. think
he bruised his arm. he still carries it
in cling
Good wishes to all.
Blue-eyed Beauty.