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Honolulu star-bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1912-2010, 1916-09-27
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SEMPLEGORnON

The following notice will be re
ceiyed with interest here:
Married Semple- Gordon: At Van
couyer. B. c., on September &c. 1916
by the Rev. DR.. Logan, David VI
SempIe tCatton. Neil & Company
Honolulu) to Barbara, third daughter
Of James F. Gordon, Aberdeen, Scot
land" -..
Honolulu star-bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1912-2010, 1916-09-27

Prominent bankers have diseredfted
the report from Mexico City that New
York BANKERS were negotiating with
representatives of Mexico for q $780,
000, 900 loan. H.. -.....<
Honolulu star-bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1912-2010, 1916-09-27

Gugliemo Marconi, inventor of wire
less telegraphy. has been transferred
from the Italian engineer Corps and
appointed temporary captain of the
navy.
Honolulu star-bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1912-2010, 1916-09-27

Sammy Smith, famous some years
ago as a lightweight pugilist is dying
IN a Philadelphia hospital, suffering
from an incurable malady.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1916-12-29
DOUBLE STANDARD OF
MORALS Is CONDEMNED


Chicago, Dee. Speakers at the
opening session of the Illinois Wom-
ems Legislative congress today con
Gemned i'm strong terms the double
moral standard for men and women,
because of the injustice to women in
dealing with cases Of illegitimate
children.
"The women Of Illinois will break
the double moral standard for men
and women into pieces with iron
blows said Bishop Samuel Fallows.
There must be a great regeneration
of morals ON the part of man before
the double standard can be eiiminat-
ed, continued Bishop Fallows. On
Europe the brand of illegitimacy has
been erased by the eNigencies of war.
In this country We must remove the
stain of dishonor from the innocent
ones, who have been wronged. We
must give the child the right to bear
its fathers name"
That parcntage should constitute
legal marriage; that iUegitmate chill
dren should be given better protec-
ton; licenses should be issued only
after rigid physical examination Of
contracting parties, were among the
reforms suggested by speakers
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1916-12-29
SCOUT STRONGLY
FOR PANAMA FOR
SPRING TRAINING
Authority Finds Every
facility for Camp in Canal
Zone Scientific Diamond
Built at Balboa,


New York. Dec 2S.-A prominent
baseball authority who recently re-
turned from a trip of inspection of the
Panama canal zone is enthusiastic
over The possibilities Of that
section as spring training camp
for big league bali teams ~ the re-
quest Of the Panama chamber Of com
mcrcc hc studied the proposition
from every angle and reached
the conclusion that the canal zone Of
forod every facility for modern base
ball training that is found anywhere
within the states ana some that are
usually missing
The temperature ranges from II to
90 degrees with an average of a3 dur
ing the months Of February March
ana April and there is little. if any,
rain during the period when the ball
tosserq would be uuimbcring for the
pcnnant races of the succeeding sea-
son The trip from this city can be
made In six days and the return TO
NCW orleans i'm five. IT has been sug-
ecstcd that after two weeks workout
at Panama the team could return by
way of Havana ana New orleans, play
ing exhibition games in both cities be-
fore starting to work its way north by
the usual returning routes
On the isthmus there is every ia
cintv for baseball training and the
prospect of gate receipts that 20 to
tighten the financial outlay for these
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1916-12-29
GERMAN SAVAGERY AT
CLIMAX, SAY BRITISH
BY MORNING JOURNAL SPECIAL LEASED wresi


London, Dec 2S-The admiralty
has given to the Associated Press the
following statement concerning the
sinking of the British steamer West
minister, which was reported lost on
December 1SA
THE degree of savagery the Ger
mans have attained in their submarine
policy appears to have reached a cli-
max i'm the sinking of the Westminster,
which was proceeding from Tore An
nunziata to Port Said, in ballast. on
December IA, when 1870 miles from the
nearest land, the Westminster was at
tackled by a German submarine with
out warning, and was struck by two
torpedoes in quick succession, which
killed four men. The Westminster
sank in four minutes.
This ruthless disregard for the
rules of international law was follow
ed by a deliberate attempt to murder
the survivors. The officers and crew
while effecting their escape in boats,
were shelled by the submarine at q
range of 5000 yards The master and
chief engineer were killed outright.
Their boat was sunk The second and
third engineers were not picked up.
1t is presumed they were drowned.
1.-THE captain of the submarine must
have satisfied himself of the effective
ness of his torpedoes yet he proceeded
to carry out in cold blood an act of
murder which could not possibly be
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1916-12-29
OUTDOOR SH0WMEN HAVE
PLENTY OF TROUBLES
10y aoanlna JOURNAL srse,,e esAsen WISH

New York, Dec 2S.--Troubles Of the
outdoor showmen were discussed at a
meeting here today at which a com
mittcc was appointed to effect per-
manent organization through which
the showmcn say they hope to correct
erroneous Impressions that work TO
their disadvantage throughout the
country Chief among the latter, it
was said, is the general distrust engen-
dered by the word Snowman
The men who represent the circuses
and tent show organizations in the
United States assert they are tired"
of being classed with the riff-raff who
usually follow tent shows and who
have nothing whatever to do with the
ownership or management. They also
object to what they termed ruthless
bleeding in license fee cXactions.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1916-12-29

Minneapolis, Dec 2S.--Harry Shcr-
man, local boxing promoter, today Of
fered purse of $4,000 for a ten
round boxing contest between Mike
Gibbons, of St Paul. and Les Darcy
of Australia, the fight to be staged
in either Minneapolis or st. Paul The
winner would receive rs per cent and
the loser % per cent. -Four of the
leading boxing cS, cs,s of the country
would act as judges, and the fighters
would abide by their decision in case
neither man had a marked adyan-
tage.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1916-12-29
TESTIFY THAT
BOSTON BROKER
KICKED " IF {
Murdered Woman Received
Harsh Words Because She
Gould Not Use Husbands
Motor Boat Invention,
rsv MORNING JOURNAL SPECIAL LEASED w,s.l

tHV MORNING JOURNAL SPECIAL LEAsuu wiPpI
Ossipee, n. y, Dec 2S.-mcidcnts
designed to show that Frederick l.,
Small, a former Boston broker. used
harsh and profaue language to his
wife, Florence Arlene Small. for
whose murder he is on trial, were rc-
lated in the testimony Of several wit.
ncsscs today
Philip /. Davis formerly cmpluyod
on odd Jobs by the defendant, said
that on one occasion when Dr and
Mrs. Small were raising a flagpulc
Mrs. Small loosened a rope in accord
ance with her husbands directions.
and the pole fell. Small then kicked
his wife. sworo at her, and ordered
her into the house when she tried to
explain. saying to her: Wen settle
that later" according to Davis.
Couldn't Work His Invention
Mrs Mary +. Conner wife of the
local high school principal, said that
Small addressed profanc language to
his wife on one occasion. because She
could not steer his motor boat with
a cord that he had arranged
Miss Helen Conner said that when
shq compIimentcd Small on his wifc's
cooking ne replied that sometimes he
had Ito take the axe to her"
Medical Examiner George b Ma
grath of Boston is expected to be
witness tomorrow. Or. Magrath CON
Quoted in secret a second autopsy on
q
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1916-12-29
POUND SALE

on Friday December 90, 1916. at
1000 a. m, in front of the City Hall
on North Second street, / will sell the
following described stock which has
been taken up by the poundmaster:
one light buckslin mare, about 10
years old, branded on left hip; will
weight about 500 pounds.
one bay horse 10 years old, IA
hands high, weigh 700 pounds. both
pack feet white, white star in fore
head branded on left thigh.
one bay horse years old. three
white feet, white star in forehead.
branded on left hip, weigh 700 pounds.
one sorrel horse 10 years old IA
hands high, weigh $50 pounds. left
back foot white, white star in fore
head, white spot on nose branded on
left hip. J. r. GALUSHA,
City Marshal
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1916-12-29

Berkeley, Cal, Dec. 2S.-Elwood
Mead. international authority on irri-
cation, has been offered and has de-
clined the presidency of the eleventh
district farm loan bank, it became
known here today. The bank is to be
in Berkeley. This district embraces
California, Nevada, Utah and Arizona.
Mead is professor Of institutions and
irrigation at the University of Cali
fOrnia.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1916-12-29

omaha. Dec 2N.-At noon tod.y r.
fury in the wild horse case ID the
federal court here had returned no
verdict. Court officials saia chat
judge Woodrough, the presiding
Judge. had ordered the jury 3 report
10 him al O'Clock this afte.o Don for
further Instruction. Il such Is needed.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1916-12-29
british Stcnmcr snnl.

London. Dec 2N.-Lloyd's reports
the British steamer Rargauy S7a tons
gross sunk. Some of the crew have
been landed.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1916-12-29
Russian and Rumanian Forces
Compelled to Give Way
Before Allies Of Central
Powers, Berlin Reports,
FIGHTING IN VERDUN
SECTION AGAIN ACTIVE
Weather Clears in AuStrO-
italian Theate6 and Artillery
DueIS Are Renewed With
Vigor,


Berlin records fresh advances for
the Tcutonic allies against the Rus
slams and Rumanians lu WullaChlu.
The invaders now are advancing to-
ward Fokshnni Thrc thousand more
prisoners and twont, .Wo machine
guns have been clptun by the inyud-
crs bringing the uuubor Of rou
taken Ia the RiwulkyS,rat mVlcuycr
up t. 1890.
Although Berlin reports tha' 'dc
Teutonic allies in DObrudin ar, e,cp-
ing up their pressure agulrt zine Rus
slams and Rumnniuus aud have
forced the Russians from fortified
height positions east q M1tchn on
the east bank of the Danube. opposite
Braila retrogrnd announces that The
invaders south OF tn Danube have
been rcpu ID with envy losses, cN-
cept at the village OF RaNI. which
has been occupied by them British
armorod motor cprs. sNs retrowud
did great execution IN the fighting
Considerable fighting has again
taken place on the Ncrdun sector
around 10 Mort llommc and on the
eastern slopo. rr hu 30l where the
Germans made lu attach, but were
rCpulscd and where later the French
began b.nbardmenr OF the German
positions. Elsewhere along the
French front, there have been rccip-
rocul bombBrdments and attacks by
small patrol parties intorapcrscd with
fights IN the air ana aerial raids uy
French, British ana German nvialors
In the encounters In the ain each s,ae
Is reported TO have lost machine
Weather Again Good
In the Austro- Italian thcatcr. tno
weather has cleared ana the at lor
duels have been renewed with -ou
especially ON the Curso front u Mae
ccdonia except for BRUSH attacks
against The BulmrIaus northeast Of
Lake Dorian which Herllu ropous
were unsuccessful vomplau. quiet
still prevails
South Of Hrody 10 GaHcia, The 3cr-
mans have brought their houulra
nto play tuWst Uuaswn u. I0uue
and AZ varuua points have dsnaEDd
their trenches
Unofficial adWcas received tn Lon
don from SaloniN say The Greeks who
surrendered 60 the Buia ians at Ka-
vala ana were informed Ii Germany
have been ordered 10y King CouHun-
tine to proceed TO the Macedonian
front to fight against the cntcntc
allies
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1916-12-29

the 15O-mile race at the Ascot Speed
way. Los Angeles, Calf Resta, with
his total Of 400 points, has lead
Of $50 points over Aitken, his near
est rival. Rickenbacher was third
i'm the race for the championship on
points, having a score of 2,91O. Eff
teen races figured in the champion
ship, and the number Of points
awarded was governed by the length
and number and character of the en-
tries
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1916-07-27
WHAT WAR MOVES MEAN

r The uN1hnwau Wednesday morning there was ruh.
lnhrd dispatch from lu Associated Pres, correspond.
: tui at ihr German general hrliuuaricr, lust behind
Naraumr auI ltfuuUr n which the statement was made
that The present uc extending from lmtp,a U Suyttpuu
NAV Nr regarded a, thr hugh water mifk ui ht entente
attack 'li is uo longer question o' whether the, Will
he able in extent their gains the Spokesman for the staff
asserted hut whether thr will Doc able o hold what the,
have iu ihe face ul Uernan counter pressure"
few hour, later 'hr British issued O. statement an.
ihe fortified town o lnHus, hal hyrn cleared o., Nh,
Na,,. putting hr ,0l, entirely 900 hy Ur',sh lime, Iar
three dals the most irffu. hand Goo hand n. ng H, been
fu pfoWr,, iuf ih, dominating pu,n,
To-day. with the hIir1', u the northeast u, the town
u l1rfc under their irri the British are un nm, highest
point oi ,h, Baraum, plateau through the ,hrl mc Ger
man drrn,s, ll the Albert nap,umr highway n i. seven
miles iH NlVauwr ON four mil, front u,r Tsir-r. i1
hr illsh Nooi the British have overcome a'l Hi r nat
ua obstacles iu au advance including m'l. and wood.
Hereafter the, vlIl fight d1wrhil over urru prnird
against lcl Wuf., That have hs,n constructed SINCE thr
irt' ui lUh
ln ihr face oi ,hs admission from Gsrirar, ihi ,hr
crack bfrnalrr corp, Withdrawn from ftHn o. .i.
'h, NriiNh ihr Importance ui the r1n at r.tDr,. take.
900 added weight
drive 'hc strongest m,',e, u picked reserve, ui Dsffu,u,
have been unable to Win ground permanently M counter
aayss ut tn prevent gain AZ ihr pivot point fr the
defense, When counter attacks lal repeatedly urr, thr
hest evidence that the attacking arm, defending new rt.
uun' unngan'ft and with protection ha,, , urrsf
hand
th, neat logical objective Of the British b. N,rnrn.t
niiva, between roucrc, and the ligh Wuud snI tVu
mile, usaftr Rapium,
Consolidation ui M, ro',sfc, position ami ur,h,. stn,
Ni close iht neck tapl, narrowing salient the p,ak
ui Witch Is the town oi O,ilsr, small advance tas,
uu ni lh,p,a and north itum Houctts will squeeze TIN
German, uu, vi this aud s,taghen the line from
Beaumont to Baicnun.-H NJ H.
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1916-07-27
REDUCING THE NUMBER or JURORS

A CONSTITUTIONAL amendment g. reduce ,hr MUM.
~ bef ut juror, from twelve in ,g. r .. ease. and
in criminal eases, excepting isl.n's n Ns voted rr n
the August primary IN count, ,Nur. a. ..H.i. r.' u'
record hs jury will ,uu,,, of ,', mtn There shall hr
twelve men un 'hc iuf, go the TRIAL d. a capital case.
The proposed amendment, further rfn,I. rs' fhr .'rs
i,s,ufe ma, provide for rsrdrrirs Nal f.I.ry' .n
appeal IN ihs appellate court without fsnar'rg Hs .,u.
ibf ftifial ,, a jury as 60 iht facts"
In ti, cases and In criminal case, l,.. HaH ,s.n,,
three fourth, oi m, number oi iufor consuming shall
have power 10 render verdict In all other eases Che
entire number NJ utpfs must concur a. render verdict
Tn. obec, Of ,hi, amendment s ,,uuan, Rslu.
ins the number o JURORS will reduce the cost ui iu,
trial. The ,httt oufihs verdict IN criminal ,i,,, ,.
than isonis, will II 3, believed cspcdi, h, work u'
N. courts without mpauiur Justice Experience ,ur
firms this judgment The power io b, conferred D, no,
legislature on The supreme court oi rendering final
Judgment without fensndng a cause ior reifial Go
Jury a. To IN, facts will also save expense
The amendment, oush, TO be adopted
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1916-07-27
Luke McLuke Say,

When q man won't listen o. uy We
argue that hr won't listen in reason
The trouble w'h 'hc man who knows
what he 3. talking about 3, thar he
never know, when 90 Uu' talking about
u
Im, would De O nicer world II We.
were a'l q. polite az home a, We ate
when We are uUi
Nlw g.F 'huk, ,hr b, gulua'rg
her ,a'.r when she 3, merely ul'Nii.
ug her imagination
SOME Wrn learn Co.. crawl when they
are hihlt, and never set over iho habit
When O. married preacher is uiug
ku.' and hear, 'hr bride promise w
love- honor and obey ne know, that
'hr groom i,n.i gHrs ln have any more
u.k 'hau 'hc rest u' Nh, hrrrdigi,
Every h., imagine, lM' he ,ir dp
q. %, please. inl hs h, own hHts after
Doc is u \ul lhru hy gri, married and
'rJu different
4 rfl doesn't mwi having cold ice,
'W she'd hate n have them large
Wealth NAV u.' luUs hprur. nu
W save. MANY 1u ynhlffs.tWg inter
.NlrN V'h 'h, w,slwJH' collector
\ fellow and girl can be- engaged
. for .vyt NyAt, hui they never know
|auiNns about uuf another until ihr,
have been married Tor seven da,s
The, say a u.h .u' .i water q. sort
|u' uncomfortable, In luu should Ice
To MAN ~. miu saloon and order a
iuuk ami 'NrH pass rmI feeling for
Ihr i.f fr.i ,nI nHl uun, hrf,
lhr reason NhN url doesn't object
n h,, "a m.8.H, 100 h.r urr,fhp q.
because a wau like. in Fu around with
O. BLACK str
These Ials a rIfl 'ui dressed until
She s almost uulfsutI
/ The smart ,h'i a proud father it
/ always Dragging about s'Na,s has an
"'i laN when f.u meet No.
/ Ni uur,r it is monte u' .u- business
/. llui ans Woman vh. weigh. w.fs than
F. lSl pounds .fu'I nz ihres SD shs
won't show through when ,NJ we, .ni
iona SUNNY i.t
Some MEN af, e 'url ui ,srpirg
burden. iHl' 'h,t ..nt h.m, nsi,
|,,rN waH
[ Once in while ,uu will nice,
man WIN splits in lHuf face when hf
H telling tUu iunn, unr, and vh1
wonders vh, ,uu do uu, laugh when
he sets through
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1916-07-27

Mr. llughc, is uow mcmori4iug his acceptance speech
praccug yarou, gestures trying out infection after
another and going through al the eocuionay torture,
There reaaner jobs than running Tor president am!
most oi rs have them
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1916-07-27
Shn,r nNrl Whnlr.l

We ore trying Co. 'nI rnHm iu 'hr
.'uh aquarium '.r Fisher Herring ai
Dph Orchard k,. and Il li,hw'll
NO Npwul " Va.
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1916-07-27

This fellow ibt' friend Luke calls Ieigh.
Soon found that U. stunt diir p.lEh
llr contracted H cold
IH Ir.rr su lHII.
And no p,Iurnr,rv ir.Ehrl IcIgh nwcIrh
90 T. e.
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1916-07-27

Well suppose the leather famine doesosome-there arc
worse things than wearing wooden shoe, For example.
wooden heads.
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1916-07-27

Count Berchtold former Austrian minister Of foreign
affairs who sent the uumatum 10 Serbia two years ago
is now driving automobile n Franz lo'c' army 1t
hoped he is better chauffeur than he was po, OF the
ship OF state
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1916-07-27

Men who are apprehensye about business conditions
after the war should vote for Woodrow Wilson and take
no chances.
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1916-07-27

Oklahoma City can't do any boa,ng abou, It's hcl'.
The plain truth is that have had only three un-
comfortably hot days here thu, summer
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1916-07-27

II is hard to say lust what's biting those republicans
who think Hughe, IS going TO carry New Icr,ey-it ma,
he mosquitoes or /, may he eating sharks
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1916-07-27

Lord Derby say, England is more hopeful Of war
result than ever before and nobody magnc' that Lord
Derby is talking through his hat
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1916-07-27

Chicago had thirteen heat pro'traon' yesterday
which is pretty far days record Tor an Ideally cool
summer resort
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1916-07-27

The kaiser isn't half as anxious get in the trenches
as we are to see him there.
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1916-07-27
Old Stories
In New Type
Twenty Years Ago.
ofRom TIE TIMES FILES,

Mack Douglas and G. A Galbralth
returned today from the Commercial
LAWYERS league meeting at Omaha
X & MyCormlck. manager Of the
Oklahoma Grain and livestock COM
pauy gives ~, the following market
quotations, Wheat no ,. 45c, corn
BE, oa', l5r, mllIct 4Oc, hog, $50,
cattle SOOoj5O
udrc A. g. & Ricrcr was registered
1T the Grand Avenue today
Dr. Hcmcr came over from the west
side and left Tor M, home at Kansas
civ thi, afternoon
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1916-07-27

Nlam Drunk and Ina Heller have
luiurl 'hr Nirik1ueta OOmHI branch
ui the club
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1916-07-27
Bang !

we've hired rly 10 ny FOR Lcmm.
guy of beet and h.1wu.
For lrWw T,'H up uf & nm
And starts iu wuw bus lawn
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1916-07-27
27,820
29,2l3

LINES WORTH REMEMBERING.
A sunny temper glds the edges Of lfe's
blacklist cloud.-GUTHRlE.
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1916-07-27
About

"What did YOUR baby cry about last
night asked the Man Nest Door
About five hours replied Mr.
Guuugpnp
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1916-07-27

Many democrats from ONahsma and
Indian territory are ialkNT OF Bill
Cras, as a candidate Tor secretary of
.ldfc
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1916-07-27
Luke MCluke
His Column
Copyright l9lhD
You Know Him.
\ hero hold
ls Oswald Boon,
lie fights the war
I'm "A saloon
Mean Brute

lN oswald Boon,
lie fights the war
I'm "a saloon
Mean Brute.
"Your vile is certainly contrary
woman remarked MIR Nayhor
she certainly u.s." agreed Mr. Gabb
'Nhv IT she ever agreed with me !
would bet that ! was wrong"
Bless His Heart
An opilmIst is Dan Nlgcc.
~ fortunes bumps he's not afraid
And, when fate hands him lemons. he
Just turns them into hmouldc.
Horrible
1T must be terrible TO have to spend
your iiic IN Mi, place" said the visitor
m the rcn1cnuary
"Yts' tcpllcd the llicr They feed
rs pruuc, every Sunday
Bang
we've hired riy ~ ny FOR Lcmm
a guy uf beef and Drawn.
For lrWw T,iH uU uf & nm
And starts iU wow hs lawn
A.,
HuVu"
"What did YOUR baby cry about last
night" asked the Man Nest Door
About tive hours. replied MI
Npuuprrp
:, r.t, n. n!I
~ hs hnrd luck Won h'r hIf hleat.
And set 'nr sucker ,r.rs TO bent
The other follows game
~,
You often hear 0t white man
r,u,rI UI..L aud , Ll,.L man r4rirI
-. A.
NNI'c INi WHAT we N'h'I'l l' NdN Nh'
that lima Coon. ut DuAui Okla. 3, q
''''' N''
Co..,
N"'''.'
No. children Waiter ~fdyur Of
g...I y...l ,,.t ..f... l..,.
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1916-07-27
Bless His Heart

An oprimlst Is Dan Mpgcc.
~ fortunes bumps he's not afraid.
And, when fate hands him lemons. he
Just turns them into nmouldc.
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1916-07-27

Moui, Burke captain ui the high
school football team returned Yesterday
from a lrp .yrr western Oklahoma
with q aiglad surveying party