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Alma record. (Alma, Mich.) 1878-1928, 1916-04-20
County Correspondence
ReWs OF our neisbborins OiIlases ss CLEANED each
week BY our special staff Of correspondents

Yves Webb was in Shepherd We'd
nesday on a business trip.
The Elwell Aid society met with
Mrs. Lindstrum on Wednesday,
Sam Veeder spent Sunday with his
parents, Mr.. and Mrs Milton Veeder
Sam and family has moved near For
est Hill
Mrs. Barney Snyder and children
and Mrs. John Sullivan was in st.
Louis on a business trip on We'd
nesday
Mrs. Walter Vliet and son, Stanley,
spent Sunday with her parents, Mr.,
and Mrs Ii. j. Hyde.
Alma record. (Alma, Mich.) 1878-1928, 1916-04-20
TO RID CHILD OF WORMS

Don't scold the fretful, nervous
child. Often its due to worms. Get
rid Of these by giving one-half to one
lozenge Kickapoo Worm Killer, a lax
ative worm candy. Give only plain
nourishing food, lots of outdoor ex-
orcise and put to bed early. Watch
stools and continue giving Kickapoo
Worm Lozenges, they will positively
remove the worms. 25e at Druggists.
ADV. 8
Alma record. (Alma, Mich.) 1878-1928, 1916-04-20

Hiss lvah Allen. who is attending
school in Mt Pleasant, visited her
parents, Mr.. and Mrs. Geo. Allel over
Sunday.
Alma record. (Alma, Mich.) 1878-1928, 1916-04-20
Terms of Sale

TERMS All Sums of $500 under Cash, that
amount months time good bankabe paper with interest
at six per cent.
The evening leader., 1916-12-08

The Tarpon SPRINGS Civic club mas
received 500 Red Cross Christmas
seals for sale here, and they can be
found at the following places: Old
Reliable Drug store, Tarpon Springs
Drug store, Central Pharmacy, Fas-
sol & Saclarides, and the West Drug
Co These seals will be sold up to the
New Year, as they serve as we'll for
New Year as Christmas greetings. A
much larger sale of the stamps could
be had if handled by committee on
the streets, as is done in most cities,
for it would be possible then to call
the attention of strangers to the seals,
who are charitably disposed, but who
would never know of their being on
sale at the different stores.
The evening leader., 1916-12-08
ONE NOVEL A WEEK
FLORIDA TINES WILL IN
TRODUCE INTERESTING
FICTION FEATURE

The Florida Publishing company an
nounces that it has arranged to run
in the Times Union a series of short
novels by we'll known authors. No
one novel will extend over one week,
and there will be an installment of
several columns every day. AS soon
as one story is completed another will
begin. There will be good fiction
reading in the Sunday and Daily
Times-Union every day in the week
hereafter.
The first novel, "The King and
Capt. O'Shea," by Ralph D. Paine,
will begin@ia the Sunday Times Union
of December 10. 1t is a sea story
of adventure, abounding in absorbing
situations and full of wholesome hu-
man interest. 1t holds attention from
beginning to end and will be appre-
ciated by young and old The story
opens in London and then takes the
reader over many seas in the ship
commanded by Captain O'Shea and
owned by the king. Johnny Kent,
Captain O'Shea's partner and ship en-
gineer, is at O'Shea's side through
thick and thin.
The management of the Times-Un-
ion is convinced that these novelettes
will be much appreciated by the reg
ular readers of the paper, and that
this special feature will be the means
of considerably increasing the circu-
lation of the paper and materially
adding to it's popularity. The stories
that are being selected for the series
are of high character. These will pro-
vide enjoyable evening reading in the
home of every Times Union family.
The Times-Union announces still an
other feature. Members-elect of the
legislature, which will convene in Tai
lahassee next April, are contributing
articles concerning measures which
they will introduce or advocate, and
which they believe should have legis-
lative consideration. The Times Un-
ion is publishing these reviews ex-
clusively. The management has also
made arrangements to print the only
complete report in the state of the
daily proceedings of the legislature.
The Times-Union offers most interest
ing reading to it's subscribers for the
next six months, and invites others to
become patrons.-(Adv.)
The evening leader., 1916-12-08

The following item was published in
The Leader some weeks ago, and has
now found its way into the Fishing
Gazette, New York publication de-
voted entirely to the fishing industry:
"Tarpon Springs, Fla, is becoming
quite a commercial fishing point,
sometimes as much as 100 barrels of
fish being shipped on a single train.
The principal fishing concerns are:
Gulf Fish company, G. W. c. Littell
q Sons and the United Fish compa-
ny. Of late the demand for fish has
been so great that dealers have been
unable to fill orders" We republish
it as showing how far-reaching an ad-
vertisement in The Leader sometimes
goes.
The evening leader., 1916-12-08

A wonderful meteor passed over
Tarpon Springs last evening, little
past seven o'clock, travelling at a high
rate of speed in a southeastern direc-
tion. 1t is described by those who
saw the display as similar to vivid
flash of lightning, completely putting
the moonshine into the shade, though
it was shining brightly at the time. A
good many of our citizens saw the
meteor, but no two of them describe
it alike. Some thought it exploded
over the city, and some thought they
could hear it as it passed across the
sky.
The evening leader., 1916-12-08

H. M. Grammer will begin the erec-
ton of a brick building on Tarpon av-
enue between the Leader office and the
Tarpon Springs Furniture company's
store. Argirios Leousis will own the
building. 1t will be built in three
compartments. One room will be
an auto supply house and the other
two will be stores. The flooring will
be put in by H. M. Grammer and the
carpenter work done by w. C. Henry
of st. Petersburg.
The evening leader., 1916-12-08

The lyceum course which is now an
assured fact, the first number OF
which will probably be given some
time in January, includes the follow
ing talent, so far as arranged: Mrs
Chiffon, a dramatic reader; Treble
Clef Club, a high class musical num-
ber; Stroller's Quartet, vocal and mus
ical; DR.. Lincoln Hulley, president OF
Stetson college, lecturer, and yet an
other number to be supplied later
About 200 tickets have, already been
sold for the course.
The evening leader., 1916-12-08

A letter was received from Thomas
Adams, Lowell, Mass, enclosing the
subscription price for The Leader.
This happens almost every day from
Somewhere in Massachusetts," Ev-
identity the residents of the Old Bay
State have their eyes on the state of
Sunshine and Flowers"
The evening leader., 1916-12-08

Miss Marta Gonzales, now living at
Conception, Chile, is engaged to be
married to a prominent English gen.
tleman in the near future, it was
learned today through acquaintance
of the lady in this city.
The evening leader., 1916-12-08

D. A. Alissandratos has half-pagc
ad in today's Leader which calls your
attention to rare chance to procure
goods which will go a long way to-
ward reducing the high cost of living,
about which we hear so much these
days. The sale starts tomorrow at
900 o'clock a. m.
The evening leader., 1916-12-08
Southern College

wishes to announce that Chas. S.
Wengard, Director of the Vocal
Department of Southern College,
will open a Branch Studio in Tar
pom Springs. He will spend We'd
nesday and Saturday of each week
here. The Studio will be at 316 w.
Tarpon avenue, Phone 95.
Mr.. Wengard has trained under
the best American and European
masters, and has taught for fifteen
years in Chicago and elsewhere.
For particulars, telephone or call
on Mr.. Wengerd.
The evening leader., 1916-12-08

Miss Dora Roof of Jacksonville,
came in this morning for visit with
her parents, Mr.. and Mrs. John Roof,
also her sisters, Mrs. DR.. Albaugh and
Mrs. w. E. Little.
The evening leader., 1916-12-08

D. M. Hollins, superintendent of
public instruction, and w. A. Allen of
Largo, were in the city yesterday
making arrangements for the tour OF
inspection of the county school board
to visit each of the schools of the
county, starting with the schools OF
this city.
The evening leader., 1916-12-08

The Christmas bazaar, given by the
ladies of the Presbyterian church, will!
be held on Saturday, December 9th,
from 2 to p. M, in Mr.. Allemand's
jewelry store.
The evening leader., 1916-12-08
MadOle Hotel

MadOle Hotel
W. P. Gaillard, Tampa; W. J.Long.
man, st. Petersburg; A. D. Mountain
st. Petersburg; D. M. Hollins, Clear.
Water; W. A. Allen, Largo; J. C.
Blocker, st. Petersburg; A. C. Lowe
City; R. A. Law, Tampa; W. T. Bodi-
ford, Gainesville; Mr.. and Mrs. John
West, City; G. H. Mathews, Rutner-
ford, N. j.; L. S. Morrow, Groom
Fla.
The evening leader., 1916-12-08

Mrs. N. E. Patten of this city, left
for st. Petersburg yesterday on The
Pinellas special, where she will be the
guest for few days of Mr.. and Mrs.
Joseph Patten.
The evening leader., 1916-12-08

The entire force of help for the con-
duct of the Tarpon Inn arrived in the
city last evening at o'clock. They
will be. busy for few days in getting
things in shape after which the form
al announcement of the date of open
ing will be made.
The evening leader., 1916-12-08

FOR SALE-Horse, wagon ana
harness. Will use auto truck delivery
and offer this fine seven-year-old
horse. A BARGAIN if you want a
good one. Inquire G. E. Noblit, Tar.
pom Springs. 10-27-eod-U6
The evening leader., 1916-12-08
IN RE: ESTATE OF ADELAIDE
JANE RIDGELY, DECEASED.

Executors Notice

Notice is hereby given to ali whom
it may concern, that on the 7th Gay
of May, 1917, shall apply to the
Honorable Leroy Brandon, Judge of
the said court, as Judge of Probate
for my final discharge, as Executor
of the estate of Adelaide Jane Ridge
ly, deceased; that at the same time,
will present my final accounts as Ex-
ecutor of this estate and ask for thei,
approval.
James Booth,
Executor of the Estate of Adelaide
Jane Ridgely.
Nov. 8, Dec. 8, Jan. 8, Feb. 8, Mar. s
April 9.
The evening leader., 1916-12-08

FOR SALE OR RENT-One six
room house, modern improvements.
Lot 5Ox150 feet, on Grand boulevard,
best location to live in. A BARGAIN
for the purchaser. Address, G. E.
Noblit, Tarpon Springs, Fla eod-tf.
The evening leader., 1916-12-08

A. R. Welsh, of st. Petersburg
brother of A. E. Welsh, of this city
came in on the "Short" today and is
the guest of his brother.
The evening leader., 1916-12-08

Paul Cheyney, proprietor of the Tar
pom Springs Hardware store, was a
Clearwater visitor yesterday on busi-
ness.
The evening leader., 1916-12-08

The thermometer at the postohice
registered 95 degrees above zero at
9:30 this morning. Seattle, 40; Chi
cago, 54.
The evening leader., 1916-12-08

The ladies of All Saints church will
hold their pure food sale in Mr.. Whar-
tons store Saturday, Dec. 9th at 2:30.
The evening leader., 1916-12-08

Mrs. I. ]. Belcher entertained Miss
Katie Kilgore, of Clearwater, yester-
day.
The evening leader., 1916-12-08
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III ttH ann Outs
Stop! read Wilson's adv.

M. M. McCloud, of this city, was a
Clearwater visitor yesterday on busi-
ness and pleasure.
The evening leader., 1916-12-08
HOTEL ARRIVALS
Ferns HotaI

Ferns Hotel
K. c. Goodwin, Ocala; Mrs. F. H.
Hamor, Am. H. R. Co.; P. B. Holtzen-
dorff, Atlanta; j. M. Briseo, Elmira,
N. Y; A. E. Williams, City.
The evening leader., 1916-12-08

WANTED-DEAD MOSS. Will
pay fancy prices. Southern Moss Co.
Box 495, Tarpon Springs. 1-1-17
The evening leader., 1916-12-08
Arts Poor Reward.

It Is remarkable how few men who
follow guitar playing for living get
rich.-Little Rock Gazette.
The evening leader., 1916-12-08

In the Court of the County Judge, of
9 the County of Pinellas, State of
Florida.
The evening leader., 1916-12-08
For Results Try A Leader want Ad. 2

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The Washington herald., 1916-10-04
PARKER WILL MEET
JOE TURNER AGAIN
Billy Hagen Signs Grappler for Finish
Bout to Be Held at Lyceum
Friday.

Although the Lyceum Thester. the
home Of local professional wrestling, has
been closed for the week, the followers
Of the mat game are not 10 be deprived
Of match this week. as the howl that
George L C'Hsppy'D Parker has been
making recently has at last material
lied, and Billy Hagen. the manager Of
the Avenue playhouse. has booked the
fast New Englsnder for a bout with Joe
Turner on Friday night
Parker and Turner met last week and
the local boy defeated the fast visitor
in the best two falls Of three. but Parker
believed he had been given q bad de-
cisiOn in the final fall, as he claims that
Turner's shoulders were touching before
Referee O'Connor called him. Parker.
down, and on this night immediately
asked for a return match.
Turner was not over anxious to meet
this fast "Downeaster" in another 60.
but Parker claimed that he would follow
him from town to town until he was Civ
en- satisfaction. Billy Hagen yesterday
signed these grspTlers for this finished
bout as the main event in an all-stsr
wrestling carnival to be held.
Parker agreed 10 allow P. F. O'Connor
to act as referee. Other bouts have been
arranged and will be announced today
The Washington herald., 1916-10-04
OFFICIALS NAMED
FOR NAVY CONTEST

All trains and roads lead to Anns polls.
Nd, Saturday for local followers Of the
Georgetown University football eleven.
The Hilltoppers meet Uncle Sans MID
shipmen in one Of the locals big games
at the little Maryland town, and the
coaches at the Hilltop are leaving no
stones unturned 70 have the team fit for
this fray.
With seven veterans LEFT, Georgetown
has a formidable combination to pit
against the Middies, and as the Annap-
oils Cadets are not overburdened with
veteran players, the result Of the contest
last season, which Georgetown won by
9 to 0, would make things look easy for
the Hilltoppers, but the coaches and
players Of the Blue and Gray are look
ing forward TO a hard battle in this clash
The officials for this contest were ap-
pointed yesterday. Mag" Magorfin, OF
Michigan, will referee; Bob Maxwell. OF
Swarthmore, will umpire and Tom
Thorpe, Of Columbia, will be the hesd
linesman.
Three hours Of hard signal drill was
held yesterday afternoon at Georgetown
which was featured by the forward pass,
while a scrimmage drill will be held to-
day in order to have the Hntoppers
ready for this contest.
The Washington herald., 1916-10-04
LAUREL ENTRIES.

FIRST RACE-Pwse; 2year-oIds; six furlonss
Deer Trap. "; Whirling Dun 1l2; Lively, LIZ; Har-
vest King H. Napoleon. ll2; Daddy Longiegs, liz;
Hyannis, liz.
SECOND RACE-Steeplechase; Syear-olds and
upward; handicap; about two miles. Sun King, 1856;
Bachelor, lH; Tom Horn 1856 Light Arms, lbs
King Simon, l33; New Haven, 81
THIRD RACE-selings 2yearolds; five and one
half furlongs. Great Dolly. ll6; Lord Byron, Ill
Tootsie, 10; Old Drlry, lOe; Sweeter Than Sugar,
lcs; Glory Belle. lOe Bright Star lo6; Moonhghter
Gmp), lo5; stalwart Van 1O Melting Moments
Gmp) lo2; Rose Finn lo2; 'Kilts 100; -Marblehead,
100; -Lobelia %; 'Blodwin, e9
FOURTH RACE-Howard Stakes; 5000 added
Syear-ods and upward; one and onesiIteenth miles.
Blue Thistle, III; Wooden Shoes ll6; Goldcrest
Boy li6; Eddie Henry. los; Transit l07 Prohibition
lol; 'Fenmouse. lle; -Venetia 1O3 Republican I0l.
FIFTH RACE-Handic2p; all ages six furlongs.
Yankee Notions. u.s. King Worth ia; Etruscan lOe;
Fair Helen, lO5; scarsmouch, lo4 LINDA Payne, Io4;
Fenrock, los.
SIXTH RACE-selllng; S-year-olds and upward
one and one-eighth miles. slumberer. Ill; Ed
Weiss. Ill; JabOt, Ill; Jacket, Ill; BoraI, Ill;
'Daingerheid. 10; Little England. uo; 'Falr
Weather. 30; McAbee 96.
SEVENTH RACE-selling; 3yesr-olds and up
ward; one mile and seventy yardA Stalwxrt Hslez-
The Washington herald., 1916-10-04

FIRST RACD-Purse, $500; 3-year-olds and up
ward; selling; five and oue-haf furlongs Vivian
s., 81; 'wolfs Baths. 90; Violet, 100; Examiner,
lO9; Marie O'Bnen, l03; RatinA, lO4; Yallahs, D4
Rusty Coat, lO4; Miss Barn Harbor, l04; Eleanor,
lG; BrdmAn, lOs; Gallant Boy. Ill. Also eligible,
FiDnigan, l04
SECOND RACB-Purse. 500 selling; 3year-olds
and upward; five and one-hAf furlougs. 'MAteT ss
Otero, g. Gentle Woman, 100: Quick Start lO4i
Early Riser lO4; Sugar King, ll0; Water Lee. lO4
Regular, l0S; Frosty FACE, los; Rose Mary, lB;
The Wolf, lO9i Enper Bey, Ia Also eligible: lin
del. ILL., Imprudence, lO4.
THIRD RACE-2yeag-old purse. 500; five and
one-half furlongs. Sophia GatewOod, $; Ia
Sleepy SAM los; Wat, los; Starter. Ill; COrpusce.
los; Sol Mint, lo6; Night Cap los; (s) Lucille P.
IL (al-Page and Savage entry.
FOURTH RAOE-Purse, 500; Syesr-olds and up
ward; six furiongS Sir Fretful. 90; Boxer, l6;
'Niss KrIter. los; Cannon Bridge. los; 'Rsdland.
10; Foxy Grif, Ill.
FIFTH RACE-Purse. 800; handicap; 3year-oIds
and upward fve-eighths mile. Mater. a; Swift
Fox q; Arch Plotter, s. Early Sight, %; Out
look, Ia Utelus, los; Talebearer. los.
SIXTH RACE-Purse, 500; 3year-olds and up
ward; selling; handicap; mile and twenty yards
Greenwood, 90; Ohristophine, e5; DJndresry, l0
Mud Sill, los; LRens. IS; MsrianAO, lo2; King
Box, los.
SEVENTH RACB-sellmg; purse $50; Syesr-
olds and upward; mile and one-sixteenth. Ralph
S., 81: Dicks Pet lo2; Mamie McDee. IS Harold.
l06; Easter Boy Io3; Luzzi, los; 'BogaH lO6i
Johnny Harris, los; Be. llo.
sAprrentice allowance clxinned
The Washington herald., 1916-10-04

FIRST RACB-Selling; 3-year-oIds and upward
six furlongA Ban Spiller. lis CMeshAD). $3.50
$50. $50. won; Worlds Wonder, is Buxton,
s.. s. 30. second; San Vega, lis uilley). S.tA
third. Time. lis. Orange, Rochester. Old Boh
and Aeon also ran.
SECOND RACE-Pwse; maiden 2year-olds; six
furlongS- Jack Straw. IL Connolly, $50. SIS
$50 won: LAtonia. lOe Uientnl. SD. $50
second; Penrod, IL &c. Gamer. $50 third Time,
Ii4 +5 Bell Cow. Snow Drift, Barney shannon,
Trapping and Ben Hampson also ran.
THIRD RACE-One mile; 2-year-Olds May W
IT Buxton. $40 500 8 %. won; Hester Smith
100 (Kederisl. $50, $50 second; Deck Hand q
Hoagl. $50, third. Time. l;2 - Feint and
Elizabeth T.. I.NmpsOu also ran.
FOURTH kACE-Handicap; all ages; Eve and
one half fulOngs. Kathleen la Connolly, s. 90
$50 SEQ won; Bringhurst II tGoossD $40
s. 80 second: pmitri. los LSpaille). $50 third.
Time. ! O6 25. Coming Tower. Faux Col. J. J
Murdoch. Dr.. LsrTick and Chalmers also ran.
FIFTH RACE-Sslling; Syear-olds and upward
six furlougs. Malabar. rs (BuEton). So 50. Sll.7O
$50 won Alberta True. llO tShillng). n 90. $40
second; Big To Do. los u. Brown. $50, third.
Time, lI4+5. Clark NJ. Dick West. Heir Al
parent. BIarnsy and Bestano also ran.
SIXTH RACE-SeIling; Syesr-olds; sI furlonEs-
Alfadir, Ill tGsntryl. SS,lO $. $50. won; ssyo-
nara, IC9 (HanoVsrl, $50. SD. second stephen
Pierce. Rapids, FIrzway, and NJ. Bert Thurman
also ran.
SEVENTH RACE-Four-yesrold and upward
one and one-eghth miles. Mabel Dulweber, LOG
(ConnoIyD Sll, $50 $50 won Irish Gentleman.
IOg (ShiIing), $50, $50 second; Jswbone Zoe
U.illey1, $40, third Time, ia IS. Injury, Clubs,
kIday. Fawdgle and Disillusion also
The Washington herald., 1916-10-04
SALT LAKE STILL AFTER
NAP LAJ0IE AS PILOT

Salt Lake, Utah, Oct S.-with no word
from Napoleon Lajoie as to whether he
would accept the management of the
Saints, the directors Of the club are look
ing elsewhere for a suitable manager.
RoIlie Zeider, a former member Of the
Seals, later with the White Sex and nov
with the Chicago Cubs, is said to be in
the running, while Roy Hartzell, of the
New York Yanks, is also being given
considera ton.
1t is likely that Lajoie will be given
more time in which to make up his mind
although the club directors are convinced
that he does not propose to accent
The Washington herald., 1916-10-04
LOUISVILLE ENTRIES.

FIRST RACE-s1 furlongs: 3year-oIds and up
ward. Fuzzy Wuzzy. lO5; +LiberatOr, los; 'Bonan1o
lI0; 'Drol. 10; -Skles Knob 10; White, lis.
SECOND RACE-Selling; 3yssrolds and upward
mile and one sixteenth Old Charter. lri, Mix
Fua, lO5; Lady worthington, 100; Col. McNsb
los; Louiss Stone Ice.
THIRD RACE-Purse: maiden 2-year-olds; hvt
frulings Gold Feather. 10; SafrOng Ic. Ire
brindge, Ill; Milady Anne, 10; Paddy Dear, lN
Sister Riley. u0; Apple Jack. ll3; Pulaski. ll3
Robert Rodes. ll3; Rutland Arms. lis; Sir Wellons
u3; Kenward, ll3; Queen ErTRnt, ll5
FOURTH RACE-Hsndicsp; 2year-olds and up
ward; mile and fifty yards. TSphOon, IS; Lex
Skolney 10; Water Bass, liz; Hodge 10.
FIFTH RACE-Handicap; 2yeAr-olds; one mile
Milbrey. s6; Monotouy. 100 Cudsel. 10; Sol Gisey
liz; Midway. la
SIXTH RACE-SeIing; 5year-olds and upward
six turlongs BlanchitA, lO5; Billy Joe. !oa; Lang
horne. 1Os: MArtre. los; Polteness. loS; KootenAy
liz; Camellia, u2
SEVENTH RACE-sellng; Syear-olds and up
ward; one mile 'Dehre, 50; 'Spadix, IS; Lynn
g; Louise Green, S. Margaret n, 100; 'DOuis'
Paul. los; Lady Jane Gray. lGS; HOwdy HOwdy
lOs George Roesch, os; Cardigan. los; World
Wonder, lS
The Washington herald., 1916-10-04
VIGILANTS HOLD THE
BEST DRILL OF YEAR

The Vigilants, the local independent
grtdiron champions, had the best work.
out Of the season last night in preparing
for their open contest Sunday. Six new
men reported to Acting Captain Burns,
among whom were Jim Turner, Rub Rus
sell, Tom Dgnan, Hun" Cranston, Tony
Gardella and Frank Zerega-
The boys were driven through two
hours Of signal practice and each man
showed up in good style, and should give
good account of themselves in the game
Sunday.
Walter Reed Hospital team, which will
meet the Vlgilants at Fifteenth and H
streets northeast Sunday, are working
hard each evening, and from present in
dications the Vigilants will have to play
better football than they have played in
previous opening games to come through
with a victory.
The game will start promptly at 8
o'clock, Manger Oliveri will have a
squad of laborers at work today putting
the field in condition
The Washington herald., 1916-10-04
A SKIT BY Lon.

(Characters-Harry thu barkeep. over
the phone with someone in WashingtonD
Someone-Hello! Is at you, Harry? &?
Well. for gracious sake, Where was you
Saturday night? Hows at! va couldn't
get relief? May I ask, I thought tn
eIght-hour law had went into effect? It's
a pity va couldn't let somebody know
somethin'! There am I in Georgette
crepe, an my new fall headgear buffeted
around at Ninth and tn Avenoo like
some lost ship at sea just waitin' for
you. What? Why, o. course I gets to
tn movies" but it amt on account O.
no forethought O. yourn! BY tn merest
chanel Big Dave Krause, o. No. 4,
flashes me 1ounderin' like a poor sailor
marooned, an out O. bigness O. heart
personally conveys me in safety { my
destination. Hows at No. Dave didn't
go in! He never goes in nowhere 'cept
tn Market an Karls, but listen. Harry!
I've already flung aside my woman's
pride an wasted a nickel just t see who
you fancy in tn comm worlds series, so
please play me fair.
Harry-Boston on tn bit. Pet! They'll
win in a walk. Are you gettin' inter
ested?
Someone-weu, somewhat, That is. in
directly. Listen, Harry! va see, kid. a
friend of mine what works In tn Treas
ury has just been bereft o. a uncle in
Chilicothe, an tn poor dead deceased
has left Edgar six hundred, an as tn
dear boy has said, it's now up { him {
make good on tn leave" cause it's th'
last bunch O ''kale" that'n ever be left
him.
Harry-Tell him Laurel is Just a few
miles from town.
'Someone-I register that as q thrust
Harry, How's he gonna be at Laurel
with me at tn office til nearly $50?
Don't try { be crool. Personally. I'd
ruther have him take a fier on one O. tn
candidates, but it's hard Z convince him
that politics amt crooked. Oh. Harry,
have va had this one?
If Maine should go for Hanly
By fgreat majority.
An Arkan-saw tn drift O. things
What would old Tennessee?
Harry-That you'd better start takin' it
in capsules, Babe, cause it's beginnin {
show on your gums Gooby!
DOPEY DAN.
Note-Lon says all mankind may love
lover. but Just let tn "spoony one"
tackle mankind for a couple o. bucks
an then he'll soon learn where he's t
get off.