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Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1916-04-02
YOUNG TULSA M. D.
MARRIED SATURDAY
DR.. II. ID. Irvan and Miss Lula Nc
Clelland We'd; Both Prom
incnt I'm This City.

DR.. II. ID. Irvan was married last
night to Miss Lula McClelland. Doctor
Irvan has resided in Tulsa for several
years and is among the best known
physicians in the city. Miss McClel-
land, a trained nurse, has been
Tulsa resident for number OF years
and is very popular among the
younger social set.
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1916-04-02

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not
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from one to four weeks mean just what
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cured will
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location of OF
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The Washburn times. [volume] (Washburn, Wis.) 1896-1976, 1916-03-30
EXCELLENT TEST FOR EYES
Score Sheet of Trapshootine Meet
Considered as Expert Evidence
of U-npire's Vision.

If you would believe the profession
all ball players, all umpires are blind.
1t is useless to argue this question
with any ball player, but, nevertheless,
his deduction is wrong. Nearly all of
the arbiters have excellent vision.
Several years ago there was more
than the usual number Of complaints
about the failing eyesight of number
of umpires, and orders were issued
from National league headquarters to
the umpires, demanding that they
have their eyes examined by an ex-
pert, and to send in his report.
They all obeyed the order except
one. The exception was Bob" Ems.
lie The oldest official in point of
years and service mailed to the
league president score sheet of a
trapshooting match in which he had
recently participated, and the figures
showed that he (Emslie) had broken
81 targets in possible 100. The
score sheet was accepted as expert
evidence that Emslie's vision was
good.
Not many of the ball players who
criticize the work of the official can
smash 81 targets in 100.
The Washburn times. [volume] (Washburn, Wis.) 1896-1976, 1916-03-30

ach, liver, kidneys and bowels the pre-
vious days accumulation of toxins and
poisons; thus, cleansing, sweeteninG,
and freshening the entire alimentary
canal, each morning, before putting
more food into the stomach.
A quarter pound of limestone phos-
phate costs very little at the drug
store but is sufficient to make any
rheumatic, or 1umbago sufferer an en-
thusiast on the morning inside bath.
Millions of people keep their joints
free from these rheumatic acids by
practicing this daily internal santa
tion. A glass Of hot water with a tea
spoonful of limestone phosphate, drank
before breakfast. is wonderfully invig-
Grating; besides, it is an excellent
health measure because it cleanses the
alimentary organs Of all the waste,
gases and sour fermentations, making
one look and feel clean, sweet and
fresh all day.
Those. who try this for one week
may find themselves free from sick
headaches, constipation, bilious at
tacks, sallowness, nasty breath and
stomach acidity.
The Washburn times. [volume] (Washburn, Wis.) 1896-1976, 1916-03-30
SPEED OF JOE LOOMS
Covers Ground by Clearing Ten
Feet at Each Stride.
Long Legs Make Him Hurdle Topper
of National Repute-OnIy Athlete
to Hold Three National Cham
pionships at One Time.

Fasteners, when they first saw Jo-
him kangaroo runner" and laughed
at his form" Since Their the Chicago
star has shown that speed and not
form wins championships. He de-
Tended his national title. won at Bal
timore, in 1914, by defeating the best
of the West and East since that time.
Joe stands six feet four inches in his
running shoes and his legs are proper
tionately long. Ten feet step is his
stride. That's the way he covers the
ground. Hence in 100-yard race he
takes but 80 steps in flying over the
cinders at a rate of 80 feet, or three
steps, a second. Striding at this rate
Joe could travel mile, if he had the
stamina, in 52S steps. The average
mile runner takes about 1,760 steps,
or three feet at step. Joe's long
legs also make him a hurdle topper
of national repute. He is the only man
who ever held three national cham
pionshipS so far as records show, for
he captured the century, high jump
and high hurdles in 1914. He is as
thin as a sapling, thrives on training
rules and actually puts On flesh while
following the allurements of the cinr
der path. His admirers say he will be
stepping the century in less than ten
seconds after he has acquired all the
tricks of starting and perfected this
stride and that in time he will cover
the 100 yards in faster time than the
standing record of 9 2-5 seconds.
Loomis shattered his own record Of
The Washburn times. [volume] (Washburn, Wis.) 1896-1976, 1916-03-30

Just as coal, when it burns, leaves
behind certain amount of incombus-
tible material in the form of ashes, so
the food and drink taken day after day
leaves in the alimentary canal GER
tain amount of indigestible material,
which If not completely eliminated
each day, becomes food for the mil
lions of bacteria which infest the bow
els. From this mass of leftover waste
material, toxins and ptomaine-like poi
sons, called uric acid, is formed and
then sucked into the blood where it
continues to circulate, collecting grain
by grain in the joints of the body
much like rust collects on the hinge
as shown above.
Men and women who suffer from
lumbago, rheumatism or sore, stiff,
aching joints should begin drinking
phosphated hot water, not as a means
to magic relief from pain, but to pre-
vent more uric acid forming in the
system. Before eating breakfast each
morning, drink glass of real hot
water with teaspoonful of limestone
phosphate in it. This will first neu-
tralize and then wash out of the stom-
The Washburn times. [volume] (Washburn, Wis.) 1896-1976, 1916-03-30
LEE MAGEE BECOMES MODEST
ErstwhiIe Leader of Brookfeds, Now
Member of Donovan's Tribe of
Yankees, Loses Egotism.

Lee Magee, erstwhile leader of the
Brookfeds and recently enrolled men,
Der of Bill Donovan's tribe of Yankees,
has become modest since his return to
the ranks of organized ball. Several
weeks ago it was remarked that Lee
led the Federal league in egotism last
year. 1t seems that such statement
will not be applicable to him this year.
in proof of which is appended a quo
tation from an article signed by him
and appearing in one of the New York
papers:
Il have always desired to see how
would shape up alongside the great Ty
The Washburn times. [volume] (Washburn, Wis.) 1896-1976, 1916-03-30
Cards Don't Figure.

The Cardinals seem doomed to the
second division-and a deep-down
place, too. They haven't been strength
ened as have the other clubs, and al
though Miller Higgins has some good
pitchers and some fairly good fielders,
he lacks real batting power.
1t looks like New York, Boston, Chi
cago and Brooklyn to fight it out for
first-division honors, with Cincinnati
and the Philadelphia in the dark
horse" class, and Pittsburgh and st.
Louis to battle to finish for the eel
lar place.
The Washburn times. [volume] (Washburn, Wis.) 1896-1976, 1916-03-30

For a really fine coffee at a mod
crate price, drink Denison's Seminole
Brand, 35c the h., in sealed cans.
Only one merchant in each town
sells Seminole. If your grocer isn't
the one, write the Denison Coffee Co.,
Chicago, for souvenir and the name
of your Seminole dealer.
Buy the 8 lib. Canister Can for $1.OO.
Adv f
The Washburn times. [volume] (Washburn, Wis.) 1896-1976, 1916-03-30

Cobb. 1t would be hoping too much to
be another Cobb. But if am consid-
cred next to Ty Cobb, it would suit me
pretty well"
How like the shrinking violet for
Lee to acknowledge that one man is
his SUPERIOR
The Washburn times. [volume] (Washburn, Wis.) 1896-1976, 1916-03-30
We'll. What Are Autos For?

Her new electric was standing out
in front of her house. She wished to
call on the woman who lived across
the street. OF course, the electric was
right there; there was no need OF
ones walking. She got in, drove
across the street, turning the machine
as she did so, and alighted on the OPP
posite curb.
The Washburn times. [volume] (Washburn, Wis.) 1896-1976, 1916-03-30
One Good Shot.

Bill-Yes. fired my rifle at the bear
twice.
Jill-But you said you only had one
load of ammunition in the gun?
That's right. missed him the first
time, but hit him the second"
But 1 thought you had one load of
ammunition?
That's right. ! threw the gun at
him when hit him.
The Washburn times. [volume] (Washburn, Wis.) 1896-1976, 1916-03-30
Marshall Issues Challenge.

Frank j. Marshall, chess champion
of the United States, has issued a
challenge for series of matches with
Jose r. Capablanca, Cuban champion,
half of the games to be played in this
country and the remainder in Cuba.
The Washburn times. [volume] (Washburn, Wis.) 1896-1976, 1916-03-30
Good Sion.

Il suspect there is something in this
rumor about a peace movement in
Europe"
"Why?"
Everybody is denying it."
The Washburn times. [volume] (Washburn, Wis.) 1896-1976, 1916-03-30
Admonition Applied.

young man, don't you know that
it's better to be alone than in bad
company" TX 80. ~
Yes, sir. Good-by, SIR"
The Washburn times. [volume] (Washburn, Wis.) 1896-1976, 1916-03-30
Cost Time.

First x-Convict-You said you had
a diamond pin. What did it cost you?
Second Ditto-Six months "~
The Washburn times. [volume] (Washburn, Wis.) 1896-1976, 1916-03-30

The average man is willing to get
his hands on tainted money for the
purpose of removing the faint.
The Washburn times. [volume] (Washburn, Wis.) 1896-1976, 1916-03-30

The death rate in the United States
for 1914 was 1876 1000, the lowest
rate ever recorded in this country.
The Washburn times. [volume] (Washburn, Wis.) 1896-1976, 1916-03-30

The man who is always telling what
a lot of good he would do if he had
the money never has any.
The Washburn times. [volume] (Washburn, Wis.) 1896-1976, 1916-03-30

10 keep clean and healthy take DIR.
Pierce's Pleasant Pellets. They regulate
liver, bowels and stomach.-Adv. .,
The Washburn times. [volume] (Washburn, Wis.) 1896-1976, 1916-03-30
Unnecessary.

do you tell your wife everything"
st isn't necessary. My wife knows
everything. detroit Free Press.
The Washburn times. [volume] (Washburn, Wis.) 1896-1976, 1916-03-30

The greater part of Chilean coal is
go soft that fully 80 per cent of it is
wasted at the mines. -, ~ u
The Washburn times. [volume] (Washburn, Wis.) 1896-1976, 1916-03-30
To Revive English Sports.

TO '6SV'vS 80 |. 80 =
The English track and field cham
pionships may be revived this year.
The games were dropped last year be-
cause of the war, but the English ath-
letic authorities are of the opinion
that conditions are favorable to again
stage the events. Germany, too, may
hold series of contests in the stadi-
UNI at Berlin, built two years ago for
the Olympic games, which were SEIZED
uled for next July. a.. -
The Washburn times. [volume] (Washburn, Wis.) 1896-1976, 1916-03-30

Use Murine after Exposure I'm Gold,
Cutting Winds and Dust. 1t Restores,
Refreshes and Promotes Eye Health.
Good for all Eyes that Need Care.
Murine Eye Remedy Co., Chicago.
Sends Eye Book on request
The Washburn times. [volume] (Washburn, Wis.) 1896-1976, 1916-03-30

'If'' and but are among the little
things that count. J, .s... 80
The Washburn times. [volume] (Washburn, Wis.) 1896-1976, 1916-03-30

All potatoes have eyes, and some
have specs.
The Washburn times. [volume] (Washburn, Wis.) 1896-1976, 1916-03-30
Keeninu II Warm,

You've heard of bottled WRATH"
You bet. My wife uses thermos
bottle. Louisville Courier-Journal.
The Washburn times. [volume] (Washburn, Wis.) 1896-1976, 1916-03-30

Fifty vocations are taught in the
United States navy.
The Washburn times. [volume] (Washburn, Wis.) 1896-1976, 1916-03-30

Only true Christian can pray for
rain if his roof leaks. @
The Washburn times. [volume] (Washburn, Wis.) 1896-1976, 1916-03-30
What He Wanted to Know.

What He Wanted to Know.
A countryman while walking along
street saw sign: please ring the
bell for the caretaker."-
After rejecting a few minutes, he
walked up and pulled the bell. After
waiting a while an angry faced man
appeared.
"Are you the caretaker?" asked the
bell-puller.
Eyes; what do you want?"
81 saw that notice, so | rang the
bell, and now want to know why you
can't ring it yourself?" .s...
The Washburn times. [volume] (Washburn, Wis.) 1896-1976, 1916-03-30

makes the proper selection, he should
have a combination that will be hard
to beat.
The Washburn times. [volume] (Washburn, Wis.) 1896-1976, 1916-03-30
HOW A DRUGGIST CURED
s. HIS KIDNEY TROUBLE

For the past twenty-four years I have
been selling DIR. Kilmer's Swamp-Root
with excellent satisfaction to my GUS
toners who have used it. They are al.
ways pleased with the results obtained
and speak. very favorably regarding the
preparation. 1t cured me of bad case
of Catarrhal Inflammation of the Bla0-
der eighteen years ago. after two months
treatment with pharmaceuticals recon-
mended for inflammation of the bladder.
It is undoubtedly a remedy of great merit
in the diseases for which it is so highly
recommended.
Very truly yours,
j. w. HANAN, Druggist,
East LYNNE, Mo.
The Washburn times. [volume] (Washburn, Wis.) 1896-1976, 1916-03-30
CertQin-teed
Roofing
copYHiesr ists
GENERAL RootiRa npa. %.
is an efficiency product

Every advantage money and machinery offer used
the production maintain the quality and lower the cost
Each of Generals mills advantageousy located
the ends of efficient manufacture and quick distribution
Each equipped with the most uptodate machinery Ka
materials purchased quantities and tar ahead OF
the needs of manufacturing, thus guarding against increased
due idle machinery This also nsures favorable buying
and the pick of the market.
Expert chemists mill employed select and blend the
asphal and every roll of CERTAlN-TEED is made under
their watchful care T.
CERTAN-TEED resis the drying process destructive
TO ordinary roofing because the felt is thoroughly saturated with
blend apha prepared under the formula the Generals
board expert chemists then coated with blend of harder
aspha which keeps the inner sauraion SOFT This makes
roofing pabe and the elements than
the harder, drier kind.
CERTAIN-TEED made in ros also slate-suraced shingles
There is type of CERTAIN -gDD1
TEED for every kind of building, IN N4SS@U
with fiat or pitched roofs, from the ENT3 IssA@I
largest sky-scrapcr TO the smallest %ESzgSissi
residence out-building MM~ N@SSSssrrS11sszE
CERTAIN-TEED is guaranteed for ANS%A@g EalszzSss
s. 10 Is years. according to ply &S&SSA -
q, 2or 3. Experience proves that WSAN#I
il lasts longer.
General Roofing Manufacturing Company
Manufacturers of Roofing and Building Papers
chb : f s f c..s Es e..'-sd
1' Aiss. Gekaesd Hsssss Lssdos ssdsss
The Washburn times. [volume] (Washburn, Wis.) 1896-1976, 1916-03-30
WomenOnee
@npaLid5
Now In Good Health Through Use
of Lydia E. Pinkham's Vegetable
Compound. Say it is Household
Necessity. Doctor Called it a
Miracle.

All women ought to know the wonderful effects Of
taking Lydia E. Pnkhams Vegetable Compound even on
those who hopeessy ILL., Here three actual
The Washburn times. [volume] (Washburn, Wis.) 1896-1976, 1916-03-30

London's telephone and telegraph
wires extend 1880 miles overhead
and $4,000 miles underground.
The Washburn times. [volume] (Washburn, Wis.) 1896-1976, 1916-03-30

November Sd, 1915.
Prove What Swamp Root Will Do For You
Send ten cents to DIR. Kilmer & CO.,
Binghamton, n. Y, for a sample size bot
tle 1t will convince anyone. You will
also receive a booklet of valuable infor-
nation, telling about the kidneys and blad
der. When writing, be sure and mention
this paper. Regular fifty-cent and one
dollar size bottles for sale at all drug
stores.-Adv.
The Washburn times. [volume] (Washburn, Wis.) 1896-1976, 1916-03-30

Harrisburg, Penn" When I was single suf.
|fered a great deal from female weakness because
my work compelled me to stand all day. J. took
land was made stronger by its USE After was
married took the Compound again for a female
trouble and after three months passed what the
doctor called a growth. He said it was miracle
that it came away as one generally goes under
the knife to have them removed / never want to
|be without your Compound in the house" Mrs.
FRANK KNOLL, 1642 Fulton ST., Harrisburg, Penn.
The Washburn times. [volume] (Washburn, Wis.) 1896-1976, 1916-03-30
Hardly Able to Move.

! n .rtra Hardly Able to Move. a
Albert Lea MnnaFor about year had sharp pains
back and hips and hardly able to around the house.
NY head would ache and dizzy and had no appetite After
feeling stronger than for years. have little boy eight months
old and doing work all alone would be without your
remedies in the house there like themMs F. K
YosT Gil Water St, Albert Lea, Mimi
The Washburn times. [volume] (Washburn, Wis.) 1896-1976, 1916-03-30
Three Doctors Gave Her Up.

to Lydia Pnkham Medi-
cine adviceit will be confidential
Monroe City Democrat. (Monroe City, Mo.) 1888-1919, 1916-12-09
Call For Farmers Week.

Whereas, Missouri Farmers
Wick" will convene in Columbia.
Missouri. January /, 1917. and will
conclude on January 5, it is deemed
well that every section of every
county be represented this year.
Ii is hereby most cordially sue.
gested and asked that at the first
meeting in December that each
1st- County Court,
End Grange or Farmers Union,
3rd.- Farmers Club.
4th..- And each Commercial Club.
appoint delegates to attend, invest
ieate and enjoy Missouri Farmers
Week, which is conducted under
the auspices of the Board and College
of Agriculture. Let persons be ap-
pointed who have not been attend
ing. those who have been to this
great farm congress will come with
out any special Invitation.
Each County Court will please ap-
point one delegate for each town
ship. Each Grang, Union or farm
club will appoint one delegate for
each ten members, and each Com
mercial Club on similar basis.
Delegations are not limited to
persons appointed. County Clerks
and secretaries are hereby reques ted
to bring up question for action at
first December session.
All persons who attend Farmers
Wa Iiv iuviIeL ana we,tnme alike
1t is not required that one must be
appointed a delegate.
ST Louis and Kansas City sent
delegations last year - anc every
county court, farm organization and
commercial body should take action
during December on the question OF
sending delegates, each person to at
tend at his own expense. On read
ine this notice. notify your organ
ization. please.
A cordial welcome awaits each
and every person who has ever at
tended. or who may come for jan
vary is. 1917. Forenoon, after
noon and night programs are pre-
pared. Register at the office of the
Secretary OF the State Board OF AZ
riculture, room liz. Agricultural
Building, Columbia.
Monroe City Democrat. (Monroe City, Mo.) 1888-1919, 1916-12-09
Weekly Market Letter Furnished by
Woodson Fennewald L. S. Com.
Co National Stock Yards. Ill.

20 National BLOCK farQS, Ill.
Cattle receipts have been mod
crate this week aud the market
strong on choice kinds. 10 to l5c
lower on medium kinds Top Sill
rs for one load of l450 steers whicl
We sold today, which are the high
est priced cattle ever sold in the
history Of this market.
Bulk of the choice steers selling
Sl075 to S1i.75. Good $500 to
$40. 90. Medium SIPS to SIS rs.
Fair killers SIS so to ST
Choice heifers $500 to $685.
Good So 100 $685. Medium Sc rs
to Sc 65. Fair SIS % SIS 65
Choice cows $500 TO SITS
Good S6.l0 to So go. Medium IS.
25 to $565 Cutters 81 rs to SIS GO
Gamers S425 to $4 so
Choice bulls ST % SITS Good
$625 to S675. Medium $3.50 to
Sc 90
Sheep receipts 5000, market
steady Good to best sheep 81 IS
to SS25 Fair to good S. so to ST
co. Good to choice lambs $l225
TO $3.50 Fair to good Sil.50 to
$500. Medium lambs 50 SO to
$1,000
Hog receipts l4,5OO today.
Market l0c higher, Bulk of the
good butchers and heavies SOLO
| to 5000 Good mixed and lights
$3.50 to $3.50. Good 1875 to 1875
pigs $685. to $500. Good light
p pigs So to IS so. Packers SO 25
to $3.50.
Monroe City Democrat. (Monroe City, Mo.) 1888-1919, 1916-12-09
Kansa s Notes

Bert Walker. who revels in sta
tistics. has discovered now that d
man whose time is worth ten cents
an hour loses five days a year get
ting his mail out of the general de-
livery at the postoffice. He can get
a lock box for S2.40 year. Elk.
Monroe City Democrat. (Monroe City, Mo.) 1888-1919, 1916-12-09
u. 5. S. Nevada,
Navy Yard, Norfolk, Va,
December 3, 1915
Editor OF the Monroe Democrat

Editor OF the Monroe Democrat
Dear sill:
We have been at the Navy Yard
since November list 1t has been a
very busy time for all hands, Half
the crew were granted thirty DAYS
lurou9h OF the remaining half
parties Of about one hundred men
each spent week in camp at Vir.
eInla Beach for Small-arm practice
Another party of about thirty men
went to Winthrop, Maryland for a
months course in training and spot
ting
The weather has been very pleas
4 ant. On Sunday afternoons from
two o'clock to five. the crew gives
receptions on board, which are very
enjoyable affairs. and are we'll at
tended by the people Of Portsmouth
and Norfolk
The football, basket. ball, swim
ming ana wrestling teams have been
busy winning victories for the ship
We have Church twice weekly
on Sunday the regular Church Ser
vice is conducted by our Chaplain.
On Friday evenings, a number Of
ladies and gentlemen from the
various Churches of Portsmouth
aud Norfolk conduct services.
Sunday evening, November Goth
Colonel KempIr. the Sailor mans
friend anu wen huUwn to the men
OF the fleet. gave humorous
lecture. 1t was enjoyed by all.
Our Captain, Captain Simms. lect
ured to the crew Wednesday Even
ing, November 10Th, on the recent
Naval Battles of the European War.
The lecture was attended by nearly
seven hundred men, and was thor.
ouehly enjoyed by all,
On the same night we began
Community Chorus" singingithe old
songs well-known to everyone 1t
was q great success from the start.
and added a lot of good cheer to our
gathering.
Thanksgiving Day was celebrated
in a fitting manner. with an elabor-
ate dinner at noon; the menu Of
which was as follows:
Menu
Consomme
Celery Radishes
Roast Turkey
Giblet Gravy Cranberry Sauce
Oyster Dressing Mashed Potatoes
Spiced Ham
Dreamed Caulifloyer Csndied Sweet
Potatoes
Fruit Salad
Msyonnaise Dressing
Assorted Pies Cake
Monroe City Democrat. (Monroe City, Mo.) 1888-1919, 1916-12-09
Report for Grades 7 and 8

No of girls enrolled 10, No. of
boys enrolled 81. Total 80. No.
present every day 20. No. of days
absent "a. No absent 5 or more
days 3. No, of tardies 7. Total
No. of days attendance 756. Aver
age daily attendance 81.
Monroe City Democrat. (Monroe City, Mo.) 1888-1919, 1916-12-09
Provide Material For High School
Debatcrs

In order that the debating teams
OF Missouri high schools may be
better prepared and have a great
er range Of material, the extension
division of the University Of Miss
ourl has gathered and tabulated
large amount of material which
may BIZ had for transportation
charges only Among the questions
with which the material deals are:
independence o the Philippines
the minimum wage system, woman
suffrage, recall of judges. arbitration
of capital and labor disputes, the
literacy ties for immigrants and
compulsory old age insurance
Monroe City Democrat. (Monroe City, Mo.) 1888-1919, 1916-12-09

Mrs. N. B. Carson Of Quincy is a
Quest Of her sister. Mrs. B. G. Moss
Monroe City Democrat. (Monroe City, Mo.) 1888-1919, 1916-12-09

Haud embroidered handkerchiefs
Is cents. Grand Leader Variety
Store.