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The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1916-05-06
MONTPELIER

Chester Cory of the Barre road has
completed his duties in the C. r. Cross
and Son bakery and the latter part of
the week will leave for New Haven,
Conn, where he has secured employment
in the Winchester Repeating Arms COM
pany.
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1916-05-06
MARSHFIELD
village Corporation Held Annual Election
This Week.

At the annual meeting Of the village
corporation Tuesday, May ?, the follow
ing officers we're elected for the ensuing
year: President. II. ID. McCrillis; trus-
tees, c. ]. Preston. G. Fl TLwing. w ID.
II. smith. r. L. Spencer; clerk. A. r. Da-
Wis: treasurer, q. II. smith. collector,
Prank r. Brown; auditors III D. Me
Crills. o. d. Cole. Earle Smith, chief
Of FIRE department. p. A., Thom-
a.. assistant engineers. =. g. Pitkin. n.
r Hudson; FIRE uarlcns. ,. C. Merrill
George r. Nay. Charles E5iicy. Prank BE-
mis- street commissioned =. b. N0wRess
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1916-05-06
HoW'S This /?

We Ger one Hundred DoIiars Reward for are
ease y tstarrh thzt cannot b. cured b. Han g
Catarrh Cure.
q. J. CHENEY Co. Tole60 o.
We. TIE untrrsirrrs have knozn r. J
Chsusy f1r TIE isst % years. Hnd believe hiE
perfectly a5urratle On ell husinsss trnrsacfllls
and a-arciaiiy able 90 carry oct a1y ohAEati9us
NAT BANK or CowfERCE.
T1leln oti1.
Fans rstarra cars fs taken lnter-sIlv setting
Directly EEar fhe haur1 so n-ucals sgrfEees -
~ srEfau- Iesfl-n-lais Harr FREE frscs =
cezts rFr betflr- Srii o. Ell uruEEists-
Tsks Haus FamllE rlIs for cuzsfipatiaz-
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1916-05-06
WASHINGTON.

The adjourned annual meeting Of the
Washington Agricultural association will
be held Monday night, May S. at I
o'clock
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1916-05-06

first use OF Resinol
Ointment and Rcsinol
Soap usually gives is
incredible. After all
the suffering they have
endured and all the use
less treatments they
have spent good money
for, they cannot believe
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1916-05-06
GRANITEvILLE.

Dance in Miles hall tonight. CAROLS
orchestra; soc per oouple.-adv.
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1916-05-06
It's Wonderful How
Resinol Stops Itching

To those who have endured for years
the itching torments of eczema or other
such subscriptions, the relief that the
The Bridgeport evening farmer., 1916-03-14

LIST YOUR RENTS with as, Ameri- can Mortgage & Realty Co.,, 952 Main St G 23 eff
The Bridgeport evening farmer., 1916-03-14

Position by Al printer; press feeder, in or out of town; ref erence; 3 1-2 years with last con cern. Louis Iacoby, 695 East Main Street. 10 d*
The Bridgeport evening farmer., 1916-03-14
Insurance
A1ercLAsaAAGs Exchange

RUBBER STAMPS made by us are reliable we carry a comple&S Hine of stamps, supplies. ink pads dafere rubber type. etc. The schUeF0eie Stamp Co.,. a1 Cannon @e-
The Bridgeport evening farmer., 1916-03-14
Landscape <ATcl4llects

planting. grading. tree spe.iaIIsts- pruning. spraying. cavity work Dealers in cut flowers seeds hee- gea trees. fertilizers. Tunora, work 6 speciality. MalIett-Cock. field q Co.,. 241 Fairfield Avs. Toi zsOe-12. 9 8 stf
The Bridgeport evening farmer., 1916-03-14

FOR SALE-Five passenger Locomo- bile at bargain. Inquire 1928 1ranistan Ave.
 B 12 Htf
The Bridgeport evening farmer., 1916-03-14

$500 CASH INVESTMENT will en- able you to buy 0 three family, fifteen room house in a good Ioca- ton; rents for $57 per month, price $5,5O0. Act quickly cs there are very few opportunities like this. For further particulars inquire of Leopold Weiss, 1438 Main St. Phone 2743-3.
 B 28 as~
The Bridgeport evening farmer., 1916-03-14
storaae Warehouses
STORAGE

STORAGE - Furniture. separate rooms, pack1pR. Local and long dis tancs AS:t,, Lz s4cktn8. Phone 283-a. The Glasnee 1urnttura Go, 11s9 M~sn St- n t&"
The Bridgeport evening farmer., 1916-03-14
Help Wanted.

WANTED-Sand buffers and rag wheeler on spoons and forks. R. Wallace & Son Mfg. Co.,, Walling
 ford, Conn. S7 d*
The Bridgeport evening farmer., 1916-03-14
F'l1r1Aisled ItUOms

FINELY FURNISHED. COMFORT ABLE ROOM for rent with private family. Steam heat, bath and mod ern accommodations. Ring bell 1st floor. 2105 North Main St.
 As elf
The Bridgeport evening farmer., 1916-03-14

for general house. work in family of three; good wages. Apply 974 Broad St., Strat- ford, opposite new Catholic church.
 10 S*p
The Bridgeport evening farmer., 1916-03-14
Awnings and Sail Maker
Doctor 

sEEE MODERN and scientific meth ods employed in my practice such gs electric light rays, neuropat11y, chiropractfc. massage, hygiene. are in accord with nature and will inn prove and restore your health. p3 Adolf o. Steinfadt. DougIess prac- titioner. Security Building, Tel. 6TS8; consultation free.
 B IT
The Bridgeport evening farmer., 1916-03-14
For Sale

FOR SALE-A piano cheap at 873 Hancock avenue, second floor, near Fairfield avenue. Reason, leaving city. S Il b*p
The Bridgeport evening farmer., 1916-03-14

REMOVED, teamwork. horses gale and hire, coal and wood.
 Portable power for saving wood or other purposes. John D. Dixon. 1a5
 Evergreen St. Tel 49E6a TB te
The Bridgeport evening farmer., 1916-03-14

No matter what you wan5 erY The Farmer Want Col u1nn. 2. 4 ise
The Bridgeport evening farmer., 1916-03-14

YOUNG PAINTER wishes position. Wn. Madden. 737 Broad St
 s 6 de
The Bridgeport evening farmer., 1916-03-14

HOTEL ASTOR. 69 John Street. All rooms light and airy. firse class c=fo connected; rates &1.Be pe- day; besk modern priced hotel in New Eng Ennd- John E. Downing ale
The Bridgeport evening farmer., 1916-03-14
Safes.

and second hand; or flee and house sizes. Walter E5s Marsh. 192 Fairfield Ave.
 A a7 s
The Bridgeport evening farmer., 1916-03-14
Positions Wanted

EXPERIENCED collector with auto
 wants situation as collector or de-
 livery. Address J. F., Care of F armer. s. II d*p
The Bridgeport evening farmer., 1916-03-14
,1UDAX1S WAIN'1S

BROOCH LOST between Wall street and North Ave. Finder will receive liberal reward if return ed to F. J. Breckbill, Main Post Off, flee. A 21 *tf
The Bridgeport evening farmer., 1916-03-14
Dog Kennels

na NERAL DEIMEAR registered Bos- ion terrier stud. dark briudle. white markings, screw tail. 3 pounds by Major pelrnar Fec 91O. Hafr's Boarding Kennels Lfndley St. Bridgeport. Conn 1S ale
The Bridgeport evening farmer., 1916-03-14

WANTED-Situation by man to work around gent1eman's place; care for garden, lawn, flowers, etc. Address 185 Calhoun Ave.
 ds
The Bridgeport evening farmer., 1916-03-14
Engraved Calling Cards

ENGRAVED EASTER CARDS, En- graved wedding invitations. South worth's. 70- Arcart1&.
 r. 1e s+.
The Bridgeport evening farmer., 1916-03-14
Help Wanted

WANTFrD-A rfocp< eafes7naY for n Connecticut corporation located in New Haven where the directors have decided to sell 925. 900 of pre- ferred stock ana whose ability as Ruch can get him g steady position with bright future. Call or address Room 6O4. Cutler Bldg. 11c Church St.. New Haven. Conn.
 T Gf9 eff
The Bridgeport evening farmer., 1916-03-14
Naturopath.

ESss. 3. STEPHEN GEIsER has open ed 6 permanent od1ce fn the Amer jean Bank 6 Trust Co. Building
 9e4 East Main ntre0G ConsultA- ssECng free. 0dace hour1 e-13 ..
 rn. and to D. m. s g SD 7
The Bridgeport evening farmer., 1916-03-14

WANTED-One second hand 20 it. long draw bench to draw 1 '' solid rods 1-16 inch at one draw; one wire collier with wire starting at tachment to reduce wire 3-S diame- ter to 1-16 inch at one draw; one Sx1O rolling mill with hardened steel rolls. Mail your offers to the Illinois Watch Case Co.,, 15 Maiden Lane, New York, N. Y.
The Bridgeport evening farmer., 1916-03-14
HOLeA@

EOURTNEY'S-11e Wall street. All
 outside. pleasantly furnishe1 roc ms
 for gentlemen. Center of city, T Goderate R { aIl'
The Bridgeport evening farmer., 1916-03-14

MECHANICS HOTEL. eaters to Worktngmen particularly. Meals at a1I hours, nicely furnished rooms: f also bar In connection. Rates req. k.su@bla. 32-9e State SC.
 B "A eiIs
The Bridgeport evening farmer., 1916-03-14
Foot Specialist

CORNS removed 50 cents; bunions 50 cents; callouses 50 cents; in- growing nails 50 cents. Dr. Mans field, HOY Main St. over Di1lon's.
 P 1s ds*
The Bridgeport evening farmer., 1916-03-14
EnYenkOE4

WANTED to send for one of my booklets on U. s. and Foreign patent Mercer D. B1onde1 Patent Solicitor. Conn. Rational Bank building. 27 eff
The Bridgeport evening farmer., 1916-03-14

CHARLES $. FERRETT, teacher oE plano and harmony, studio. room 46. 4s Cannon St. Circular on re- quest. 6 II ds"
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1916-06-22
RAILROAD INTERVENTION.

The interstate commerce commission has authority
over railroad rates Why should some
measure authority, too, railroad wages, which
largely determine the rates?
There special reason now this suggestion. The
conference representatives the railroads their
employees has ended in failure There deadlock,
which result strike Of the four big railroad
brotherhoods such strike, tying up nearly ali the
important railroads in the country. would be great
public disaster. especially this time.
The public is concerned with the immediate problem
Of keeping the transportation lines running we'll as
with the problem of paying in higher passenger
and freight whatever additional grant
ed employees. The interstate commerce commits
the natural governmental body step the
representative of the public. with the situa
ton. authority doubtful might re-
move The public however will raise no
question of authority II have its interests
protected every way that is inconsistent with
justice to the parties in dispute.
matters stand the brotherhoods show a lament
able disposition public sentiment. They have
made drastic demands and have refused to admit the
possibility o a compromise. They have declared that
they will arbitrate although railroads will
ing so This is high-handed procedure, in
dustry which is almost much of public institution
a city department a national postofice system
The situation be permitted to develop into a
tie-up the nations transportation. There too
much at stake for everybody. The government inter-
,ened forced settlement of the strike.
The threatened railroad strike would be ncomparably
more disastrous intolerable than that miners
strike. There need not be strike the government
takes a hand in controversy before it goes any
further
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1916-06-22
JUNE D, 1910.
STUPID MAIL SEIZURES.

The allied governments have been comforting in Paris
regarding the reply be made note protesting
against mails According of the
British representatives. there will be slackening
policy seizure and inspection. He explains
however England trying expedite the process.
will take than this to satisfy the United
States people patient about the matter.
But We cannot tolerate such abuses indefinitely
It isn't merely a question of cOntraband, the
British diplomats would like persuade We have
long ago acquesced the British contention that con-
contaband matter how it is shipped, and
that may in the mails the anywhere
Else. complaint with the seizure of FIRST
class mail in violation of international agreements
letters consigned from neutral nation to other
Neutral nations.
The British fleet still compes mail ships to enter
British waters abstracts mails for exam
nation In the process important papers such as
patents rare manuscripts documents fire insur-
ance claims. returns, etc. have been lost.
Money order lists forwarded by government depart
ments have disappeared Business correspondence of
great value has destroyed lost, and private
correspondence has been interfered distress
ng degree.
All this is not only unlawful It is stupid 1t is a
course of action which irritating and more a
friendly nation with resulting military advantage
hat the Americans see.
England will no more defeat Germany by conhscat-
ing neutral mail at sea than Germany would have
defeated England 10y continuing torpedo neutral
citizens at sea. The allies will win--if they win
by shooting their enemies by rfing neutral mail
bags.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1916-06-22

preach that gospel with huency apparent
ness during the past few months Since the call for
national guardsmen issued last Sunday. South Bend
has with difficulty brought the membership of CO. r
up 10 peace strength-but the list, only
few, outside OF old members Of the guard ever
been heard to preach the preparedness gospel It
reminds Of the old query credited to the Son Of
Nazareth:
Which do you think will be first the kingdom
OF heaven. he who said he would and didn't, he
who ne wouldn't and did ?"-or something that
effect. The that it would be the latter.
Mr. Ryan comes within the of who ne
would and did No wind-jammng about that. such
preparedists worth while. They sparring
for political position. They have enough TO APP
precate that a rife is good without a man behind
It, After all human ingenuity is the first essential
"A effective preparedness program; the men-and we
will chance it that Uncle sam viii permit him
to run around for long without a gun and something
TO put in it,
Preparedness in the United States today so as
the land forces concerned. isn't half much a
question Of guns it is to behind the guns.
and lest forget say it yet,"-our hat of to
Mr. Charles s. Ryan. private
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1916-06-22
-CONDuCTORETTES.
further

The English like criticise word coinages
as vulgar Americansms, but certainly have moth
ing of origin any than the British con
modelled apparently after "suragette
That is the term which the london General Omnibus
company has officially applied the conductors
who have ts ken mems places.
Just why there should any differentiation of gen.
der in designating a sexless job all
clear. To be sure, there are "authoresses' and
"pOetesses but the tendency nowadays is drop all
such forms designate a author" a
poet" etc. the same as a man. The modern woman
too. with her ability work a natural
pride in her economic independence and equality pre-
fers titles lacking distinction.
If the English want feminine word however fol
feminine bus bosses. why don't they call them
"conductresses?" That's a perfectly good English
word although the English don't it. It's
formed like waitress and '1aundress." Still if they
adopt "conductress" would be logical
iresses' and "cOntracresses" and "printresses and
addresses" and "carpentresses" And what's the
When women take mems jobs why not take their es-
tablished titles.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1916-06-22
THAT RANK FARCE

The district supreme court, sitting Washington,
exonerated Secy McAdoo Comptroller Williams and
Treas Burke of the charges made by the Riggs Ma
that they had conspired wreck that
stitution Nobody thought for moment that the
treasury officials guilty of the charges,
the Riggs bank officials. The charges were merely
intended divert attention from the affairs the
bank
In that they largely successful for Comptroller
Williams enjoined from collecting any part of the
$3.50 00O fine imposed the bank for failure comply
instructions from the United states treasury
partment The Riggs bank fellows laughing in
their sleeves the blind goddess $en as this is
written
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1916-06-22
THE LIFE OF JAKE HECKANIAN
Chm Vol .


(Note-The opening of volume
two of this here serious is did at the
suggestion of a deer friend who sez
thirty chapters is enuf TO put in
volume This second volume we
dedicate TO the memory of Jerry
ButtsD
Mister Jake F. A. r. Heckaman
has just received a pustal card from
the west Indies-Indies not Indianer
reedin his live story daily with a
relish an they hope many more
chapters are to come an that there
cheef pleasure in bein in the west
Indies is 10 reed this here serious
All of witch proves that the News
Times haint no SLOUGH for circula-
ton an also that we got many sub
scribeTs what live in the country.
The other Sunday Mr.. Hickman
was ramblin through the rural dis
tricts i'm his Hank Ford when the
blame thing busted down. He got
under the machine 10 sew some
thing / CESS when up blew a far
mer. 4 gentleman in the Henry in
troduced Mister Heckaman under
neeth. The farmer looked at Jake
an SEE he haint the Mister Heck
aman the papers er writin up, be
he? Jake stopped long enuf in his
SEWN to nod his head yah The
unmarried men Of the country are
agin up against the problem Of
either fightin at home or in for
eign fields. There haint nothin
that gladdens the hearl of a pessi-
mist like a lcosin ball team. Nels
Jones & John DE Haven attend
almost as many picnicks in 3
months durin the summer as there
is days in "A year. The other day
up TO st. Joe. Mish. at the Ad Sell
gatherin they asst Nels how many
picnicks he had been TO that week.
Nels seq 1 don't no an turned TO
his side kick an SEE, where do we
go tomorrow John. Ring Lardner
haint got nothin on us We are
given Nels a writeup 2.
ADAM CROOK.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1916-06-22
WITH OTHER EDITORS
THAN OURS
\ CANCELLATION

A telegraph clerk in an outlying
district in the sudan found the desc
latiOn getting the better Of his
nerves and telegraphed TO head
quarters: Can't stay here; am in
danger of life; surrounded by lions,
elephants and wolves"
The hard-hearted clerk at head
quarters wired back: There are no
wolves in the sudan"
The next day the desolate one re-
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1916-06-22
The VelUet Hammer
BY Arthur Brooks Baker
EDWARD Il. CHAPLIN.

EDN ARD II. CHAPLIN.
The scion of the Chaplin line we
fondly label Chip"
Is not the sort of citizen who'll ever
lose his grip.
Although from active business life he
tactfully retired.
His vigorous vitality has not at all
expired:
Although he has achieved the Psalm
lists licensed length of days,
He still pursues his exercise in many
worthy ways.
When Theodore had cut the good
and grand old party cold
Because it lacked the common sense
TO do as il was told
cor if you think that this remark is
not in proper course.
II would not take its orders from a
certain well known source).
The moment that the nurse annOunc-
ed the Bully Moose was born.
Chip Chaplin played progressive
tunes upon his trusty horn.
But now that time has whitened lots
of lots OF things that once were
black.
And many stray sheep seem inclined
10 lead their leader back.
He once more trains among the boys
who hope they can prevail
BY marching in united ranks upon
old Jumbo's trail:
Though other prophets say they
won't and Teddy says they can't
Except that ne shall tie the Moose
and ride the Elephant.
But politics alone cannot engage the
mind OF Chip:
He recently effected. the well-known
copartnership
Whose merits many younger fans
hilariously sing
The union celebrated with a parson
and a ring;
And all the many loyal friends OF
this enraptured boy
Join in 10 wish him many years OF
sweet domestic JOY.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1916-06-22
WHERE'u HE GET THE VOTES

Carranzas decree calling for municipal elections in
Mexico in September gives fair idea of the methods
he PROPOSES freeing Mexico from Of
tyranny The right to in the September elections
is limited those who have lin way supported
former regimes" We guess the MeXcans will now see
what a and good ruler the first chief
Bat the voting will not be heavy.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1916-06-22
THE RIGHT PLACE

Look here" exclaimed the new
tenant Indignantly. You advertis-
ed this place as being near the water.
I've looked in every direction and
don't see any water"
You haven't looked in the cellar
yet" reminded the agent-N. Y.
World.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1916-06-22

Swiss cheese and beer formerly
constituted a regular lunch. Now
Swiss cheese is so costly il calls for
champagne on the side.
o.
AS the Ladies' Home Journal re-
marks: Free while the supply
lasts: after that five cents apiece
The American soldier has a fam
Gus stomach, both for fighting and
eating, and it costs Uncle Sam 30
cents each day.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1916-06-22
AS TO SUGAR

Diego is right the edge of the great
district of California. Sugar made from
mands a higher price than beet sugar.
Yet in San Diego they twelve pounds of beet
sugar dollar while in Houston Texas same
dollar buys sixteen pounds Of the best cane sugar
Why Oh. that blamed democratic tarin. we reckon.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1916-06-22
MR.. CHARLES S. RYAN. PRIVATE.

Mir. Charles S. Ryan. formerly of the News-Times
staa. recently indianapolis newspapers,
the type Of preparedist that we admire. lie left
here three months ago. and, always believed,
because his enthusiasm for preparedness such
that the face of sIovness with which the pre-
pareduess program proceeding. it made him ner-
vous. So did ne become this point that
Mr. T. Roosevelt became to aim sort of patron saint
He was for intervention Mexico. While good
Methodist the theory turning the other cheek" did
appeal to him applied to international matters
all-and that was the only definition he could give
to Pres't Wilson's failure and lick Ger
many. Great Britain and Mexico all once This
nervousness made necessary that he should move.
and he did Now ne has proven his patriotism. As
member of the Indiana National Guard, enlisted from
Indianapolis he offers his body. need be. to help
make up the preparedness for which he has long
commended
our hat of To- YOU. Private Ryan
Understand too Mr. Ryan was equal to if not trHe
above the average OF local newspaper men in news
paper ability He is level-headed of peaceable dis
position. Every body about the house will re-
member him. As farm editor of the paper for "a time
he made the acquaintance of many farmers And upon
enHsting. ne didn't weed his way a colonelcy. or
some other comparative snap through political inhu-
ance either He is just private in the ranks, gone
Forth hsht his country. least placing him
self a position of Willingness to so.
Asain We say. hats of to YOU, Private Ryan.
Air. Ryan seems to have been real preparedist.
Politics a thing that never interested him Born
and reared the south. he perhaps had military
blood his veins than many of We northerners but
The point that he has net been given :hng
preaching and another thing practice When the
lime came that the country needed men. he immedi-
ately became OF them. accepting a humble posi-
ton in the ranks. too-just mere soldier. We
-emeuber once of taNns him task, midst Of
1ue OF his preparedness preachments. the ground
hat what Uncle sam needing much as anything
trained men; guns and cannon. and dread
naughts and submarines. and aeroplanes and rifles,
and powder but handle these implements OF
warfare which already have. His sudden resigna-
ton hair inclined rs 20 belief that to enlis. was
his purpose IF the country sver needs me it can
haze me" his answer and he meant it. He has
proven that ne meant u.
And once more. SAY. hats on you Private Ryan.
Here's s5pins that his may be an inspiration to
number other preparedsts whom We have heard
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1916-06-22
\ SHORT POEM.

Dearest Joe,
To be a hero,
You must 90
To Mexico.
Patriotism is not spelled "parad
ing" Some of our best takers are
putting up strong arguments why
the other fellow should go.
No. Geraldine. it's not always a
wife that a soldier boy kisses good
bye
The note TO Mexico was "A zizzler
and the chances are that it will be
followed by a boom"
The war fever has caused the dis
appearance of many lads through
out the country. Another illustra =
ton of the infants setting the ex-
ample.
"FOreman's men get godspeed.
tears and kisses Last,
but not least.
There's many mother who
doesn't even know the tune of Il
Didn't Raise My Boy 10 be a Sol
der"
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1916-06-22
MET HIS MATCH.

Jack-Mr Benedict is married
Belle-DO you mean it? Why he
used TO say he would never marry
unless the girl was just so and so.
blackwell he struck one who
sewed him up all right-Judge