davidaulloa/AmericanStories huggingface dataset:
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1916-06-27
DETROIT 3, ST. LOUIS |

st. Louis, June 2.-Coveleskie outpitch-
ed his former teammate, Hamilton. and
Detroit won from st. Louis here today 3
to l. The winning run came in the sew
enth when Baker doubled and scored on
Coveleskie's third successive hit Of the
day. St. Louis got its lone run in tho
fourth on Pratt's double, an out and Co.
veleskies wild pitch. The score:
Detroit ..........0 0 0 0 1 01 o3-8-1
St Louis ...0 0 O I q q o o o-l-s-1
Coveleskie and Baker; Hamilton, Dav-
export and SEVERED.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1916-06-27

Boston .......0 0 0 0 3 2-5
Philadelphia 0 0 0 0 0 no o.
Two-base hit-Luderus. Stolen base
Snodgrass. Sacrifice hits-Snodgrass,
Maranville. Double play-Maranville
and Konetchy. Left on bases-Boston 8;
Philadelphia 8. First on errors-Bos-
ton 1. Bases on balls-off Reulbach q;
off Hughes /; of Rixey 1; off Oeschger
3. Hits and earned runsoff Reulbach 2
and / in Z innings; off Hughes and
in 2; off Rixey 6 and in I 2-3: off Ben
der and in 1-3 inning; off Oeschger
2 and in /. Struck out--by Reulba CHI
.: by Hughes 2; by Rixey l. Umpires,
Eason and O'Day. Time, las.
Second Game:
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1916-06-27

Three-base hit-saunders. Two-base
hts-Houser. Saunders. Lee Stolen
bases-Ashworth Saunders. Struck out
BY Woodcock 4, by Cedarstrand 1. by
Bemis 4. Wild pitch-woodcock Base
on balls-Off Woodcock 8. off Bemis q
Sacrifice hits-Purinton, Cedarstrand. Um-
pire. Cavanaugh. Time, 145
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1916-06-27
New LONDON 2, PORTLAND |

New London, June 26-New London
won from Portland today 2 to 1, Martin
outpitching Tuckey in a pitching duel
The score:
Portland ........o 0 0 0 0 0 0 1-1-5-1
New London Il 0 o. x-27-2
Tuckey and CASTOR: Martin and Russell
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1916-06-27
WIN
FROM RED S0x
BY SCORE 8 TO 5

feated Boston to toda by bunch
ing hits The Red Sox sent five pitch
ers to the mound, but none of them
proved effective. Rowe and Ruth were
the only pinch hitters to produce hits,
the formers double sending in two
runs, while Ruths single advanced
Scott to a scoring position. The score:
DuTI DIJJA
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1916-06-27

Yearly on February 2 and for 45 days
after. a mysterious fire breaks out in
Arlyake bay, on the west coast OF Kyu-
shu, Japan. burning both on land and
sea. the origin Of the confiagration being
a complete mystery which a recently
Quilted scientific exploration party will
make as point Of solving.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1916-06-27
American Standing

Today's Games
Philadelphia at Boston.
Washington at New York.
Detroit at St. Louis.
Chicago at Cleveland.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1916-06-27

Winthrop 6......0 o o o 4 o o.
Gardiner .........0 0 0 0 0 l o 0 OIL
Earned runs-Gardiner 1: Winthrop
>. Home runs-Fuller. Two base hits
Maxwell, Bradford. Stolen bases
Wilson, Gale and Pagan. Struck out
by Purvere 8; Pagan s. Double plays
Maxwell to Fuller to Wilson. Wild
pitch-Fagan. Passed ball-Bucknam.
Base on balls-Purvere 4. Pagan S. Sac.
rifice hits-Fagan. Umpire-Conway.
Time-145 Attendance-~500.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1916-06-27

Factory output four months to May LIST,
upwards Of fourteen millions Increase OF
over two millions in four months. Larg-
est selling brand Of 10c. Cigars In tho
world. Factory. Manchester. N. H.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1916-06-27
National
Yesterdays Games

Boston 9, Philadelphia (second game).
Cincinnati 5, St. Louis 4.
New York II. Brooklyn Chrst game)
Brooklyn 2. New York Second game).
Pittsburg Chicago, rain.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1916-06-27
Eastern League Standing

1oday's Games
Bridgeport at Springfield.
Hartford at Worcester.
New Haven at Lynn.
Lawrence at Portland.
Lowell at New London.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1916-06-27
Eastern
Yesterdays Games

Springfield 3. Hartford g
New Haven 2. Lynn first game); New
Haven 8. Lynn (second game)
Lawrence 8. Worcester l.
New London 2, Portland !.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1916-06-27

IL.
Boston ...........0 1 0 0 0 0 %
Philadelphia $3.50 0 0 0 0 4 0 1 0-5
Two-base hits, Konetchy, Cooper.
Three-base hits, Smith. Stolen bases,
Compton. Nehf, Bancroft. Stock. Sac
rthce hits. Evers, Collins. Snodgrass
2. Double play. Niehoff. Bancroft, Lu-
oerus. Left on bases. Boston IL; Phil
adelphia s. First base on errors, Bos-
ton 8: Philadelphia /. Base on balls.
Off Ragan 8. Mayer l, McQuillan Q
Hits and earned runs, off Raglan 4 hits
runs in 8 innings; Nehf and 0 in
l 1-3: Hughes l and 0 in "a Barnes
and in /; Mayer and 4 in Z 1-3;
McQuillan and in 2-3 Hit by
pitcher. by McQuillan (Fitzpatrick).
Struck out. by Ragan 6; Hughes 2:
Earnes 1; Mayer s. Passed ball, Burns
umpfres, ODay and Eason Time, 2os.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1916-06-27
American


Yesterdays Games
Detroit 3, St. Louis /.
Washington 9. New York s.
Philadelphia s, Boston 5.
Cleveland 2, Chicago 0.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1916-06-27
National Standing

Today's Games
Boston at Philadelphia.
St. Louis at Cincinnati.
Pittsburg at Chicago.
New York at Brooklyn. ~
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1916-06-27
PHILADELPHIA,

*-Batted for Reulbach in sth.
,-Batted for Bender in Sth.
Ran for Killifer in Sth.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1916-06-27

Mrs Alice Hall and sister, Miss Cora
Bradley, have been passing a few days
with relatives in Waterville.
Carl Jacobs is at home for the sum-
mer.
CHI n
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1916-06-27
PHILADELPHIA

x-Batted for Ragan in eth.
xx-Batted for Tragesser in sth.
xxx-Batted for Hughes in 10th.
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1916-12-01
PLURALITIES GIVEN
IN IDAHO ELECTION
STATE BOARD or cANvAssERS
COMPILE TOTALS, NO CHANGES
BEING MADE IN RESULTS.
The Total Vote Cast for All Parties
Was $4,000, the Largest in the
History Of the State, indieat-
ing Rapid Growth.

Boise, Idaho.-The state board OF
canvassers, in official session here
Monday. December 81. compiled the
totals and pluralities of some of the
candidates elected to office in Idaho
November Z, but no changes were
made in the result. The entire Demo
cratic state ticket, with the exception
of state treasurer, superintendent o.
public instruction and state mine in.
spector. was elected.
The official pluralities of candidates
so far compiled by the board are an.
nounced as follows: Governor Moses
Alexander, Democrat, over d. W. Da-
Wis, Republican. 572; State Treasurer
John w. Eagleson, Republican, over
Solomon Worthington, Democrat, g.,
sos; w. T. Dougherty, Democrat, sue
cessful candidate for seer etary of state
over George r. Barker, Republican
2614; Clarence Van Deusen, success
full Democratic candidate for state au
ditor, over George w Lewis. Republi
can, 2,014; John c. Rice. successful
bipartisan candidate for justice of
the supreme court, over Robert N.
Dunn of Occur d'Alene, S,615
The total vote cast for all parties
was 1872 900, the largest in the history
of the state, indicating that ldaho's
population has reached half a million.
The total vote cast for the Republican
and Democratic candidates for govern.
or was 127,1S2, of which Governor Al
exandar received 63,S77 and ID. w, Da'
Wis 63,305 The official returns show
some oddities in pluralities. Davis Sc.
cured lead of 10 in the first county
on the list carried by him, Adams. and
| 13 in the last county he carried, Wash,
( ington.
Custer county gave Alexander a plu-
rality of 349 and Franklin county gave
Davis the same plurality. The small
lest and the largest pluralities were
won by the governors in Bonneville
county and SOC in Shoshone. The vote
on the supreme court justice was tab
ulated as follows: Rice, 26,663; Dunn
!. 1SO4S, or about 33 per cent of the to
| tai vote that was cast, showing Sc
rious falling off in the non-partisan
vote, due, il Is claimed. to the isolated
position of the non-partisan column on
the ballot.
On secretary of state the vote was
as follows: Dougherty, 60,735; Bar
ker, 5S,121; and on state auditor, Var
Deusen, 6O,627; Lewis, 58,6l3.
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1916-12-01
Vhy Rheumatism Comes With Cold Weather

lott PIERCE. NJ. ID
cold weather and some people are so
susceptible that they soon develop
rheumatism after eating meat.
At all such times persons should
drink copiously Of hot water, say.
pint morning and night. and take An
uric three or four times a day. This
Anuric comes in tablet form and can
be had at almost any drug store. Il
diSsOlyes the uric acid in the system
and carries if outward ! would advise
everyone 10 take II occasionally, and
continue for three or four weeks. aud
in that way avoid rheumatism, gout
and many Of the painful disorders due
to uric acid in the system.
Make yourself healthy and strong by
open-air exercise and dfet. Then clean
the liver by occasionally stimulating
its action with a pleasant laxative
composed Of the May-apple. dried Juice
of aloes, and root Of jalhp. Sugar.
coated and long sold By all druggists
as DR.. Pierce's Pleasant PeIeta-Adv.
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1916-12-01
Simple Question to Answer.

The editor of the correspondence
columns had Il ve:S busy dny--u very
busy day, indeed. So busy, In fnct.
that he had to enlist the services of
The sub" to read ont the corresponds
cnce.
What Is the next dueryY" he asked.
when he had gone hHlf why through
the pile of letters.
oh" replied the "suh, IA render
wants to know how 10 prevent the
hairs IN his mnstache from fnllinp
out. What shall | put down. sirY''
well answered the editor. with II
sigh, 'tjust pitt down The best way
Ia prevent h1irs from falling ont is II
brush them lightly apart. and keel
them from quarreling
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1916-12-01
PUT BUSINESS LESSON FIRST
Nounuster Had Excellent Defense
When Hauled Before the Parental
Tribunal for Fighting.

MY son
"Ncs, pop
"no You remember what your
sunday school tenvhrr told You about
nghtug2"
Yes, sir
Then why did YOU strike that Hem
mnn,lhnw hay With Your ilSi1'
lie struck me FIRST =
"lint what Hhnul yuur sunday school
lrssOn?"
Il thought about YOUR lesson first"
"Nhnt ipssnnf"
"Nnur business lesson
II nm afraid d. not know whnt
ynn mean"
YOU told me- always g. tu every
thing IN strictly hnslncs~ way"
yes /"
We'll when he delivered WALTON
on my nose lust hrd "a give him
| receipt Youngstown Telegram
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1916-12-01
Baby's eyes.

The vnlue Of S25,0W T. placed hN u
California court Oh the eyrslgh uf u
child. destroyed through the curclc8S.
ness of mn attendant ~ the child's
birth. "a pair OF hnhys eyes nrc
priceless" said the court.
And sn they are they cannot he p,lr
chased nt amy figure, The mere none.
tary rccompcnsc "a the pnrcnt Il uoth
Ing. For whit mere money viii ntanr
ta the mother In her grief that her
child must be doomed to II llfu
nf night?
The eyes nre priceless. they thrive
on care. they suffer from indifference
CarClcssncss oyerwnrk, ovrrStrain
Ana when they 60 they never return
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1916-12-01
Thoughtful wife.

A man condemned to be banged was
visited the day preceding his execution
by his wife Tam ignorant woman), who,
as the sequel will SHOW intended To
have no hitch In The carrying ont Of
he sentence. After the HnSi0Hs IN
nulries about his health hnd been nude
and answered He noticed that she hud
two parcels, and asked Whaf was IN
them.
wife This one contains n change Of
linen for you.
Husband And the other aocl
Wife oil. fhat is The rloihesline. !
brought #, IT did hpt know whether
they found the rope or Ne had +"
provide one
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1916-12-01
on courae He wouldn't Ash.

Oilycr had been taught that II WINS
naughty to nsk anyone for pennies
Ills mother noticed lie hail come home
several times with penny, So one
dizzy she asked oliver, whore did you
get your penny"
Oliver Immediately replied From
the sweeper man" (n"nnlng the street
swceper1.
"Did you AK the sweeper man fer n
penny
NO, mnmmu, / just 20 M Ia the
sweeper man and Say, I mn looking
for penny today aud he gives me
one"
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1916-12-01
MEAN TRICK HARD TO BEAT
According 70 Fat Plumber, He wiz.
messed Action That Would Seem
TO BE the Limit.

81 have spotted another 'meanest
man."
1t was the fat plumber who spoke.
"Who is it this timer" the thin car
penter asked.
UNISON
whats Unison been doing?"
He took me to dinner with him in
swell hotel the other evening"
"Do you call that mean?'
"No. but listen"
Il am listening"
"When we had finished he took a
small piece of tinfoil that had COW
cred little square of cheese"
"Uh huh"
placed it on silver dollar to get
a perfect impression"
yes"
"And then left the impression on
his plate so the waiter would think
he was getting a fine tip."-Youngs-
! town Telegram.
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1916-12-01

-
A close connection exists between
these twO-cold weather and rheuma-
tism. Prof. Alex. Haig, Of London.
has the most followers in the medical
profession in the belief that the pres
ence in the system of uric acid. or its
salts in excess, is the real cause Of
rheumatism. Every one has recognized
the difference in the appearance of
their water as soon as 1t gets cold !;
there is often a 'brickdust" sediment.
Several causes may lead up to an ac-
cumulation of uric acid in the system
which, In turn, causes rheumatism or
govt or creaky joints. swollen fingers
or painful joints. For one reason the
skin does not throw off the uric acid.
by profuse sweating, as in hot wealth
er, and the kidneys cannot bear the
double burden. Another reason is that
people do not drink as much water in
cold weather, which helps to flush the
kidneys. Again, they eat more meat in
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1916-12-01
Two WAYS Of "cleanlno Up"

Some years ago young man from
a small country town, On visiting GIN
clnnHti. walked into one of the down
town barber shops To have his hntr
cut.
After the barber had clipped far
some time on the young mans head, he
asked him IL he hadn't better hnNe his
hnir cleaned M, The young man, after
CHANGING nj The hair an the floor uud
thinking the barber WAS trying ~ rut
one over on him, said lie guessed not.
After asking the same question sew
eral times 70 ms avail the hnrhcr gave
TIT up The young min paid his hlll
und went from the shop, lnughlng e.
himself. thinking he wasn't So green
nftrr all.
Afterwnrd II dnwncd ON him that
the barber wanted only to give hlm a
shnmpoo.
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1916-12-01
HAD ALL QUALITIES NEEDED
One Small Thing That Screen Star
Lacked Was Not at All Neces-
sary for Success.

IL can" said the bashful young man
to the director Of the film company,
"swlm, dive, run an auto, fly an air
plane, fence. box. shoot. ride II horse,
run meteor boat play golf, fight, make
love, fall Off cliffs, rescue heroines,
play football, die naturally and kiss II
girl"
But" interrupted the famous direc-
tor "cnn YOU act?"
ALIAS !" muttercd the would he
screen hero, Il never thought nf that
Engaged" growled the director, and
another screen star was born Life.
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1916-12-01

Little Edward wns listening eareful
~ 10 the conversation Of his elders
puzzled over The mnny long words ha
did not understand when he hrurf
his grandfather enll eertBiu person
an optimist. Edward frightened
"Oh," cried he. II know what thai
II
We'll. Edward" said Ills grnBdrn
Their, "nlui tho5t. Is IN optlmistf'
Why" sni1 Edw al eiie muu wht
fits you will speetneIcsA
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1916-12-01
Rzaet Copy OF Wrapper.
The Secret out.

The widower and the ex-widower
CHANGED TO meet in a downtown wet
goods emporium.
You Seem to be remarkably happy
since You married the second time -
remarked the widower. eWhat's the
explanations"
My wife is firm believer in fairy
stories. See?" rejoined the ex-wid-
over.
And as the seeing was good the 9th
er looked through the bottom of his
glass and saw clearly.
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1916-12-01
Awful Wobhles.

Lewis, minister's son, listened
gravely one evening while the minis
ter expressed his views regarding tight
skirts to his wife.
The next Sunday morning Lewis
tried. by waving his hand and point
ing. to attract his fathers attention
toward two ladies entering the church.
His efforts seemed to be in vain, and
at last ne called:
'Look quick. father there's two aw-
fnI MahhIes In Tin. nisle"
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1916-12-01
Pretty often. Too.

During Bible lesson a lnneher WIS
frying 10 explnin lie parable Of the
tares.
Car anyone tell nc any person Nhn
IS like the evil one who snRed III.
tarrsE'
A hand instantly shot ~ from tn"
foot Of the eln.s.
We'll, DaHid. Whit person do You
say
Please. I4a'um. my mother
Why asFed the teacher II, aston
ishment.
"Eeea4sr.+ answered he ewing
lis patrlie'. trousers, she -esse tears.
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1916-12-01
RED, ROUGH, PIMPLY SKIN
Quickly Cleared by cutIeura Soap and
Ointment. Trial Free.

You may rely on these fragrant.
super-creamy emollients to care for
your skin, scalp, hair and hands. Moth
ing better to clear the skin of pimples,
blotches, redness and roughness, the
scalp of dandruff and itching and the
hands Of chapping and soreness.
Free sample each by mail with Book.
Address postcard. Cuticura, Dept L,
Boston. Sold everywhere.-Adv.
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1916-12-01
Bio Feed for Soldiers.

Columbus. N. M-sixteen thousand
pounds of dressed turkeys, 1000
pounds of cranberries. 100 boxes of
apples and oranges, 1000 pounds of
plum pudding and 1000 pounds Of
candies and other dainties were
shipped south for Thanksgiving din
ners of the troops of the punitive ex.
petition
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1916-12-01
internal Revenue Hall billion.

Washington More than half bill
lion dollars was turned into the fed
eral treasury during the last fiscal
year by the internal revenue bureau.
Commissioner Osborne's annual re
port, just made public, shows that re.
ceipts broke all record with total
Of $12.722 .28S, or s97. 900 0Oy more than
last year
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1916-12-01

podd's Kidney Pills and they relieved
me again. used three boxes. That
is now three years ago and my Back
ache has not returned in its severity.
and by using another two boxes lit.
tie later on, the pain left altogether
and have had no trouble since. You
may use my statement. recommend
Dodd's Kidney Pills when and wher-
ever ! can" Dodd's Kidney pills. Soc.
per box at your dealer or Dodd's Medi-
cine Co, Buffalo, N Y.-Adv.
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1916-12-01
BLOW SAFE and Burn Town.

Andalusia. Ala.-The town OF Red
Level, Ala, was destroyed by fire
when safe robbers blew up drug store
safe and then set fire to the store TO
cover their tracks Eiue stores and
the postoface we're burned
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1916-12-01
You Beat ~

Mrs Exc sly glri las LETT ne. She
said aad - much company there wus
loo. much work = ID.
Air- wy, That's singular Nine
hus left mr. too she said | hnd 80
little company II n rived / had na ~.
elnl pssition Boston Evening Tran
script.
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1916-12-01

its last stages. l
tried Dedd's Kid.
ney Pills. After
using two boxes |
was somewhat re.
lieved and | stop
ped the treatment.
In the spring of
the next year l
had another at-
tack. ] went for
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1916-12-01
=kHaed. Race.

Pittsburg Harold D. Glaeken. aged
10, was killed. and Lawrence Keys.
aged u, was seriously injured near
Bedford, Pa. when a motorcycle and
side car on which they were riding
down hill at high speed separated dur
ing a race
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1916-12-01
stlIlIhere Are aonne.

Gosh ding -
Whats the matter. fflcudf@
4 WIKI | could hnd hotel hut was
run TO suff me"
IFS dipellt maIter. friend This
.lntei isn't run - sail me nH1 st |
=Dwn II" Louisville Courier Ionriinl.
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1916-12-01
ndInna cnmnnrinnn

- hnNe seen pdinlues worth their
weight Ia gold suid liz man FROM The
Elun,likr,
"'rltc ldrn rVclnIm,d Miss Cayenne
"of comparing anything " prec'o us n~
ii potato To- mrrc iewclry"
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1916-12-01
HUGHES WIRES BEST WISHES.
Republican Candidate for Presidency
Comedies Defeat.

Lakewood, y. CHARLES Z.
Hughes. Republican candidate for
president in the recent election, We'd
nesday night sent to President Will
son a telegram congratulating him
upon his reelection
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1916-12-01
Won stumnn Succeeds Zimmerman.

Berlin The appointment of Or.
William Won stumm as under seare-
tary Of state 70 succeed Or Aired
Zimmerman. H6w secretary cor foreign
affairs. il announced - me Overseas
News agency.
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1916-12-01
lis = Scale Of Wealth.

Rich Brothers folks may occasion
ally need surgeon, but Poor Broth
ers folks never need anybody except
the family doctor.-Fort Worth Star
Telegram.
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1916-12-01
Three.xear Wan for Nem shlna.

Washington.-Non of the eight big
warships authorized by congress this
year can be ready to join the feet in
less than three years and a half, Rear
Admiral Taylor. chief constructor Of
the navy told the house naval commit.
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1916-12-01
Same Principle.

Willis-What system do these mill
tary airplanes work on?
Gillis-One person runs the machine
and the other is Just an observer, but
both of them fight.
Willis see; just like being mar
ried.
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1916-12-01
TWo Killed IN Wreek

Fort Worth. Texas.-Two persons
we're killed and four injured seriously
In a reare1d collision en- the Texas
& Pscifc railroad near strawr late
Sunday.
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1916-12-01
EsceptIon Noted.

II heHrsr everything appeals 10
Smiths s-asr of huuor
II didn't ahan Il" frH down Oa "a
concrete pavement aHa at Bis funny
bone
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1916-12-01
Their Glass.

"A doctor can't make an honest liy-
ing"
why can't he?"
Because since his income comes Ell
tirely from sick people, his are III
gotten gnins.''
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1916-12-01
THE PROFESSORS STATEMENT.

Prof. Aug. F. W. schmitz, Thomas.
Okla. writes: Il was troubled with
Backache for about twenty Ave years.
When told had Brights Disease in
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1916-12-01
DRUGGISTS HIGHLY RECOMMEND
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The vain show attracts the eye, but
makes heavy the heart.