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Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1916-06-30

to know when 10 lauah. TO 20 TO
the trouble OF perpeiratIng a joke
which falls 10 bring q laugh Is one
of the most painful and mortlfylng
sensations that one can feel For
that renson We love those who laugh
with ua and we have correspondents
" poor opinion Of those who fan TO
rec the humor in the things that
amuse us.
IL has been said that women have
no sense OF humor. A more aceur-
nte statement OF the case would be
that as u rule women do not lAngh at
the same things that men laugh al.
The point Of view. aud frequently the
outlook on life. Is different For ex-
ample, the eccentric antics Of tipsy
man. us portrayed ON the stage or the
screen, Are usually good FOR roars Of
laughter from masculine audience
whereas the women look on with steI
disapproyal and can see nothing Of
an amusing nature In the perform
ance. Conversely, the things which
nmusc women frequently strike men
az being flat, stale and Improbable
In the sense that everybody has the
capacity for being amused, everybody
has a sense OF humor; for what, at
ter all. is the sense Of hnmor but the
capacity for being amused? There IL
no standard by which the sense or
humor can be measured--else the
atrical failures would he less frequent
There are as many different sorts Of
sense of humor as there are differ
ent sorts Of people in the world
In It's last analysis, the sense Of
humor all depends on what YOU think
is funny.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1916-06-30
j, S, TROOPS MAY BE
USED IN DOCK STRIKE

San Francisco, June 29.-Com-
mandant f. M Bennett of the Mare
Island navy yard telegraphed Chief
of Police White here today that fed.
eral troops be called for if neces-
sary. to protect Transfers hauling
supplies to the United States supply
ship Mars, loading cargo for Mexican
waters The telegram stated that
synpathizers in the longshoremen'
strike had driven several teamsters
from the dock here where the Mars
Is loading.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1916-06-30
Loco WEED BEING
DIFFERENTIATED BY
THE DRY WEATHER
Drought in Eastern New Mex
leo Proving Blessing in Dis
guiSei Grass in Good Shape
in Most Localities,
ls.selAl CORRESPONDENCE 70 noanlNa .euNn.Ll

iepEctAL coHRaeeohpkhCe 70 hoHN'Nc JSuHNsA3
Clovis, n. NJ. June 29.--The dry
weather which has been prevalent ov-
er this section OF the state for some
weeks appears TO be blessing IN DIS
guise, at least in one particular, the
killing off of the loco weed. This
weed is much dreaded by stockmen'
Stock, as rule, are slow TO begin
eating It, hui when they DO start they
devour il eagerly in place Of nice ius-
cious grass.
The eating of loco weed by stock
has about the same effect on them
that the continued drinking OF squir-
rel whiskey has on a man. Their legs
become wobbly and their bodies cna-
ciated until eventually they are re-
duced to mere skeletons. The more
they eat the more they want, and
finally they occupy about the same
status among their fellow critters as
an old topper does among mankind.
Reports received here, however, in
dictate that the dry weather is caus-
ing the loco weed to wither up and
dry and authorities on the subject
state that a continuance Of the pres
ent dry spell for short time VIII
practically eliminate this enemy of
stockmen from the plains country
Grass in Good Condition.
Paradoxical though il may seem,
while the dry weather Is killing the
loco the grass is still in fine shape, in
most localities, and stockmen report
that the cattle are thriving on ii. The
native grass of the plains country is
great resister of dry weather In
fact, it thrives throughout the year
and stock, even in the winter months.
unless the grass becomes hidden un-
der heavy coating OF snow, will
thrive ON it. While good rain
would revive the grass, still ii is not
suffering in the least al the present
time
The wheat HARVEST is practically
completed, and the absence of mois-
ture during the period that the wheat
was being cut has proven very bene-
fetal, as the farmers were eDabled to
30 right ahead and harvest their
wheat and put it in the stack without
il getting wet, and no matter how
much 1t rains now there will be no
loss of wheat because OF wet weather.
Row crops. where they were plant
cd early, are doing nicely and are
growing right along. While it is true
that Il few fields that were listed and
planted late are not doing any good
because of the lack of moisture, still
as general thing, farming conditions
are good, in spite Of the fact that
rains have been less frequent than
in former years.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1916-06-30
TN FLIGHT OF TILE DOVE.

II IL sincerely to be regretted that
~. David starr Jordan could not
have carried out his plan to stay with
us and settle the Mexican trouble here
Ia Albuquerque. The Journal IL still
N the opinion that this was the time
ard the place for The CONTAMINATION
OF that much desired result.
We confess also TO disappointment
thnt we could not have with us Mr.
Bryan and Frank p. Walsh. as Well
az tho distinguished Mcxicans who
we're to have represented their dis
treased country In the conferences
that were tentatively arranged for
this city. We would have been glad
TO extend them ono and all the hear
Hest OF New Mexico welcomes. Fur.
thermore. we are convinced that in
this environment the success OF their
efforts would have been assured.
FOR at tho thought OF Jordan, Bry-
an and Walsh putting their heads to-
eether on tho matter one can almost
hear the cooling OF tho dove of peace.
One can almost see the dogs or war
wretched ours that they are, limping
nliserably out the back door with
tails tucked between their legs. whin-
Ing impotontly In their rage. To-
lnpsc into the ycrnacular, II would
have been all OFF.
Between the plan OF Mr.. Bryan TO
make tho Mexlc0us love us and the
plan OF Dr. Jordan TO have an expert
publicity man tell the entire country
what was happening at the confer
ences, Mars would have hnd not al
chance on Garth. The members OF
the national guard would have had al
pleasant little summer vacation trip
to the border, remaining just long
enough TO enjoy the genial summer
climate Of the desert, ana would have
returned gloriously and bloodlessiv to
the bosoms of their many families.
Then when II was all over the grape
Juice could have been brought out
and everybody would have been JOY
ously happy.
ZOO bad that all this is but dream
OF what might have boon. Too bad
that the dove OF peace winged her
rcstlesn night around by another
route. A lot OF valuable time has
been Loaf and several days must
clapso before the Mexican question
can be settled. In fact, with Mr.,
Bryan filling chautoudua dates ala
summer long, cold weather may ar
iive before Il IL settled
But wo do not despair. Albuquer-
aue's hospItable gates arc SIN open
TO the conferees II they should de-
sire at later date 20 take the mat
Ter up where II was left off Wednes-
day In about three months the
state fair win bo In progress in this
city, and 1t ought to be possible to-
rearrnnge the conferences as an adj
iunct to that worthy enterprise. In
behalf OF The city and OF the fair man
agement the Journal invites the con
terees to return here in September
ana hold their sessions In front of the
grandstand at the far grounds. DR.
1ordan's publicity man surely can
not fail 20 see the possibilities Of such
an arrangement
And then, by following out this sue.
pestion II might be possible TO make
Ar. Bryan proposition by which he
would not be out anything on ac-
count OF any chautauqua dates that
might haVe to be cancelled.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1916-06-30
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Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1916-06-30

Fargo, N D., June 29.-United
states Senator p. j. MeCumber has
defeated Governor i. u. Hanna for
the nomination for senator on he
republican ticket. according to re-.
turns available today from Yesterdays.
primary John Burke, United States
treasurer, is leading r. q. Hellstrom
on the democratic senatorial ticket
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1916-06-30

From the statement OF DR.. David
Starr Jordan 1t is TO be inferred that
the weather in lei paso is not very
conducive 20 a peaceful frame Of
mind.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1916-06-30

From the tone OF the statements
giycn out by them afterwards. 1t
would seem that the colonel and
Judge Hughes enjoyed their chill ana
beans
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1916-06-30
THREE ITALIAN SHIPS
ARE SENT TO BOTTOM


London, June 29.--Iloyds shipping
agency announces the sinking OF the
Italian steamers Monigbelio, Roma
and Pine,
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1916-06-30

II would seem to be about time to
declare il draw at verdun and call
the game on account Of darkness.
The Brunswick news. [volume] (Brunswick, Ga.) 1906-2016, 1916-06-17
GEORGIANS TESTIFY
TO MAYR'S REMEDY
Lives Redeemed and Fortunes in
Health are Recovered.

Most of the problems of health orig
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Here are the word OF two Georgians
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me so much good / must continue the
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Salista Thomas, 50 La France street
Atlanta, Cal have taken your rem
edy for five weeks. feel like hard.
ly know my strength-my appetite is
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The Brunswick news. [volume] (Brunswick, Ga.) 1906-2016, 1916-06-17
APPLICATION FOR DISCHARGE.
District Court of the United States,
Eastern Division, Southern District
OF Georgian Bankruptcy.

District Court of the United States,
Eastern Division, Southern District
Of Georgian Bankruptcy.
Notice of application for discharge
In bankruptcy.
In the matter of J. G. Beasley, trad
Ing as Glennyille Trading company,
Bankrupt. county of Tattnall, Ga.
TO the creditors of the above named
bankrupt:
You are hereby notified that the
above mentioned bankrupt has filed
his application for discharge from all
the debts provable in bankruptcy
against the said j. G. Beasley, trad
ing as Glennville Trading company.
The said application will be heard
by the Honorable w. w. Lambdin,
Judge of the United States District
court for said division and district. at
the United States court house, at
Savannah, on the 18th day OF July,
1916.
All creditors of SAFE bankrupt are
notified to appear at the time and
place stated, and show cause, If any
they can, why the prayer contained
in said petition should not be granted.
Dated at Savannah. Georgia, this
18th day Of June, 1916.
COOK CLAYTON, Clerk.
The Brunswick news. [volume] (Brunswick, Ga.) 1906-2016, 1916-06-17
GEORGIA'S SON
IS MAKING GOOD
NATIVE or THIS STATE rs NOM
MATED FOR STATE TREAS
URER OF FLORIDA.

ATLANTA, June 16.-Hon. j. c.
Luning, who has just been renom
mated for state treasurer in Florida
is son OF Georgia who has made
splendid success in his odopted state
III Florida the treasurer in eX-ofIicio
insurance commissioner. AS such Of
ficer. Mr. Luning has had to do with the
progress in this line Of service that
has been notable i'll Florida. The
last legislature save him an assistant,
who, by the way, is a Georgian. He
is j. r. Leal, formerly of Rome, and
Atlanta, and well known as an expert
insurance man.
Mr.. Luning was born in 1868, in
Albany &C., where he grew to young
monhood. He moved to Leesburg
Fla, in 1881, where he served ten
years as county commissioner and
two terms as mayor. Accepting q
call to the capitol at Tallahassee, he
served four years as chief clerk to
the state commissioner of agriculture
and two years with the board OF
drainage He was appointed com
missioner of agriculture by Governor
Gilchrist on February 1, 1912, only to
resign three weeks later to take the
Office of state treasurer, which the
governor wanted him to assume. He
was later elected for full term. For
these reasons, and because they were
good neighbors, Georgians are going
to have more than passing interest
in the success of the incoming Flor
ida administration.
The Brunswick news. [volume] (Brunswick, Ga.) 1906-2016, 1916-06-17
roh SOLICITOR GENERAL.

| announce hs a candidate for the
office o. solicitor general of the
Eruns vlcd ju,;c:el circuit subject to
tho appclscninB Democratic primary.
Ia t. sPGEt CT my election pledge
nysGll ~ l2c ;aitaful discharge of the
T. ,i9h % the office. ask for, and
will he r ily appreciate TIE vote and
support " the people VI the circuit.
Way respectfully,
RQTERT y. 5lGNNETT,
Jesup, Ga.
The Brunswick news. [volume] (Brunswick, Ga.) 1906-2016, 1916-06-17
ANNOUNCEMENT FOR CONGRESS.

ANNOUNCEMENT FOR CONGRESS.
AS a candidate for congress from
he Eleventh congressional district
subject to the Democratic primary
pledge myself to run clean, fair race,
seeking MY election by the purest
aeans and highest methods
shall appreciate every assistance
given, whether by vote, kind wcrd or
helpfI act, and If elected I shall put
all tina. ! am ard all my time into
earnest servi 3e Of all the people of my
district, valring at all times, infinitely
more than the mere name of congress
man Or the salary, tho privilege and
honor observing humanity and OF la
oring for the people among whom !
i've an whom ! love.
Respectfully,
TT w. G. LANDLORD.
The Brunswick news. [volume] (Brunswick, Ga.) 1906-2016, 1916-06-17
To the Public.

81 have been using Chamberlain 5
Tablets for Indigestion for the past sig
months, ana it affords me pleasure to
say have never used a remedy that
did me SO much good" Mrs. G. q
Riley, i,,ion, n. Y. Chamberlain
Tablets are obtainable everywhere.
The Brunswick news. [volume] (Brunswick, Ga.) 1906-2016, 1916-06-17
FOR REPRESENTATIVE.

hereby announce myself candi-
date for reelection as representative
of Glynn county in the Legislature,
subject to tie democratic primary. If
again hCnored by being elected to this
position, | promise the same attention
to duties as heretofore. | solicit the
support Of my friends and the voters
Of the county generally. Respectfully
J. b. DART.
The Brunswick news. [volume] (Brunswick, Ga.) 1906-2016, 1916-06-17
Q Q 0 Q o Q O = q o Q o o o
0 ANNOUNCEMENTS Q
0 600 } 0 10000 o o
FOR REPRESENTATIVE.

Subject to the coming Democratic
primary, | beg to announce my can
didacy for representative in the Geor-
gia legislature from Glynn county. l
viii, appreciate the support of my
friends and the public generally. Re-
pactfully, Il. r.. AKIN.
The Brunswick news. [volume] (Brunswick, Ga.) 1906-2016, 1916-06-17
How~To GET RID OF A COLD.

Read how c. e. Summers, Hold
redge. Neb., got rid of his cold: 81
contracted a severe cough and COLI
and could hardly sleep. by using Fol
ey's Honey and Tar as directed ny
cough was entirely cured and 1 give
it full credit for my speedy recor cry
Foley's always soothes and heals. Chill
dren love it.
Sold everywhere.
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HOW TO FEEL ocop TOMORROW.

Indigestion quickly develops sick
headache. biliousness, bloating, sour
stomach, gas on stomach, bad breath
or some of'the fother8conditions caus-
cd by clogged or irregular bowels. If
you have any Of these symptoms, take
a Foley Carthartic Tablet this evening
and you will feel better in the morn
ing.
Sold everywhere.
The Brunswick news. [volume] (Brunswick, Ga.) 1906-2016, 1916-06-17
chamberIaln,s rabIets.

fred e. Hunt, of Seneca Falls, N.
Y. says: 81 have no hesitancy in
recommending Chambcrlains Tablets
or the stomach and liver for they
proved to be the best medicine I ever
used" Obtainab!e everywhere.
The Brunswick news. [volume] (Brunswick, Ga.) 1906-2016, 1916-06-17
Somebody IS advertising
something today in the Want
Column that may interest you.
ServiceabIe, ana economical
are the News Want Ads.
Stomach Troubles and Constipation.

IF will cheerfully say that Chamber.
lain's Tablets are the most satisfac-
tory remedy for stomach trouble and
constipation that havo sold in thirty
four years drug store SERVICE" writes
$. II. Murphy, druggist, Wellsburg.
N Y. Obtainable everywhere.
The Brunswick news. [volume] (Brunswick, Ga.) 1906-2016, 1916-06-17

Wright &c Gowen nave all kinds OF
fresh garden seeds which they guar
lntee to be reliable and can be de.
D, nded on for sure crop. Bulk seeds
specially. Prices are right.nhone 537
The Brunswick news. [volume] (Brunswick, Ga.) 1906-2016, 1916-06-17

Thia 10 prescription prepared especially
tor MALARIA or CHILLS L. FEVER.
Five or six doses will break any case, and
taken then as tonic the Fever will not
tcilrn. II nets on the liver better. than
Eaiomci and ioes not aripe or eickea. 25c
The Brunswick news. [volume] (Brunswick, Ga.) 1906-2016, 1916-06-17
the VOTERS OF THE BRUINS.

! beg to submit for your considera-
Con, thi1 the formal announcement Of
cIndidacy before the approaching
Democratic primary for the office of
Solicitor General OF the Brunswick cir
cult. | will always gratefully remem.
Der your support and will ever en-
deavor to merit your confidence.
Most respectfully,
A. ID. GALE,
E.12
The Brunswick news. [volume] (Brunswick, Ga.) 1906-2016, 1916-06-17

Visit the new Sanitary Barber shop,
Opera House Building, Newcastle
treet. Everything new; service un.
eGceI!ed.
The Brunswick news. [volume] (Brunswick, Ga.) 1906-2016, 1916-06-17

When you wanr help, when
you are going TO sell, when you
need anything in any line, let
The Brunswick news. [volume] (Brunswick, Ga.) 1906-2016, 1916-06-17

The Georgia HARDWARE company is
going to give all Of the children an at.
tractive toy, be sure you are one OF
The first to get yours.
The Brunswick news. [volume] (Brunswick, Ga.) 1906-2016, 1916-06-17
Southern Railway
SPECIAL MSSfsSSM REDUCED
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OCCASION

ATLANTA, GA. ............ ) 500
On sale June II, -, and IA.
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ATHENS, GA. ............... 5 $40
On sale various dates, good re-
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CHICAGO, ILL. ............... $34.15
On sale June 2, 3, 4 and 6, fl
nal limit June o.
CHATTANOOGA, TENN 80. $500
On sale various dates, good re-
turning within 35 days.
BALTIMORE, MD. ..... $3.50
On sale July s, 0 and 10, final
limit July 10th.
BUFFALO,, NJ. Y. commences 7.40
On sale July s, 8 and 10.
Final limit July 23rd.
BLACK MOUNTAIN, N. c., ..$t2.4o
On sale various dates.
Good returning within IL days.
KNOXVILLE, TENN. .$t4.5o
On sale various dates.
May re extended.
LYTLE, GA, $1,000
On sale various dates.
Good for thirty-iive days.
NASHVILLE, TENN, ........$ SIPS
On sale various dates.
Good for fifteen days.
May be extended.
SAVANNAH, GA, 1910
On sale June 4, 5 and 6.
Final limit June 18th
ST. LOUIS, MO-, S29.25
On sale June 8, 10 and 18th.
Final limit June 25th.
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On sale July to ii inclusive.
Good for seventeen days.
For further information car on or
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Lest you torget--Gold Dust Hour
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A. ID. GALE,
S-12
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1916-11-02

la Camille front lace corsets:
models for all figures-$2 and up.
The Corset Shop. 100 -. Main.
Adv
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1916-11-02
Mr.. Gompers, on another occasion, gave the
following additional as
LabOr'S Opinion Of Hughes
After six years as Associate Justice of the
United States Supreme Court

in Daby EIatte Buck decisions he
the
of antebeun days Neither decision
established a precedent accord
condition the mind application of
to the
bred hi: regardless OF MIR hughes
Chief Justice Taney's appendix
did have wait fox
constitutional did the southern slaves free from
Woodrow Wilson democratic
the Clayton amendments the Sherman antitrust law
criminals and be
be destroyed merely because fight
making better their conditions We done with by
bench
thrust the old yoke back US
Ne~s-T Times Advertiser
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1916-11-02

CONTINUED FROM PAGE oNEJ
Pullman herald. [volume] (Pullman, W.T. [Wash.]) 1888-1989, 1916-09-01
A FIRST CLASS SHOW

Cooper Bros. show will visit Pull
man tomorrow, Septem Der 2, for two
performances. With each successive
season one looks forward to the
visits of the various tented aggrega-
tions that travel the country for the
amusement of the people and no
show is ever more heartily welcomed
than Cooper Bros. They have made
a reputation for themselves by giving
the people a good high class enter
tainment which appeals to all as in
teresting, amusing and instructive.
Everybody loves horses and ponies.
More especially does this apply to the
ladies who, with the little ones, are
the most loyal patrons They are as
sured of the highest form of enter
tainment free from everything at all
calculated to offend the most sen
sitive. In addition to the trained
animal features, Cooper Bros. have
the very best of lady and gentlemen
performers. The performing elc-
plants and rare wild beasts, Barty
Bunty. the cute little baby elephant,
the good night pony, together with
the many prancing ponies in military
drills and marches are especially
pleasing to the little ones. The
funny clowns, the many beautiful
lady artists, the feature acts by the
worlds greatest gymnast, Mile. Rob-
erts, in her death-defying act in
mid-air, the like of which has never
been witnessed, will live long in
memory when many other shows
have faded away into forgetfulness.
Don't fail to see the grand free street
review. Two complete performances
daily.