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The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1916-10-20

The cynical humor Of the Russian
Is admirably illustrated In their prov
cribs. Here are some:
A fool shoots; God guides the bull
let.
II you are not caught, you are no
thief.
When money speaks, truth keeps ST.
lence.
The spoken word cannot be swal-
lowed.
Dogs bark. and the wind carries
it away.
1t is a stupid mouse that knows.only
one hole.
A woman's hair is long, but her
sense is short.
You cannot sew buttons on your
neighbours mouth
It's a bad soldier that does not as
pire to be general.
A woman laughs when she can and
cries when she wishes.
Where God builds a church there
the devil has his chapel.
The greatest king must at last be
put to bed with q shovel.
A dog is wiser than a woman; he
does not bark at his master
The czar is generous, but his gem
crosby passes through the ministerial
sieve.
IL you go to war, IL you go on
sea journey, pray twice; but pray
three times when you are going to be
married.
Even in hell the peasant will have
to serve the landlord, for, while the
latter is boiling in cauldron. the for
mer will have to put the wood un-
der it.
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1916-10-20
RHEUMATISM GENERALLY
FOLLOWS EXPOSURE

In the rain all day is generally fol
lowed by painful twinges of rheuma-
tism or neuralgia. Sloan's Liniment
will give you quick relief and prevent
the twinges from becoming torture
It quickly penetrates without rubbing
and soothes the sore and aching
joints. For sore, stiff, exhausted
muscles that ache and throb from
overwork, Sloan's Liniment affords
quick relief. Bruises, sprains, strains
and other minor injuries to children
are quickly soothed by Sloan's Lini.
ment. Get a bottle today at your
druggist, 25c. 8
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1916-10-20

had most pleasant time with his
comrades at the reunion. Accompani-
ed by his daughter, Miss Victoria, he
went on to their farm at Lowell.
The many friends of Mr. and Mrs.
Roy E. Brown of Miami are sympa-
thizing with them in the death of their
infant son. which occurred Wednesday
Miami Herald.
This news viii be regretted in
ocala, also, as Mrs. Brown was for
.merly Miss Mabel Godson of this city.
Mr.. and Mrs. Harvey Clark will
bring little Miss Beth Robinson this
afternoon from Jacksonville to visit
her grandparents, Mr.. and Mrs. M. E.
Robinson.
Ocala will welcome Mr.. and Mrs.
g. w. Nicely and family of Sheridan,
Oregon. They have bought a home on
the Lake Weir road and will spend the
winter here.
Miss Elsie Meade's friends will be
glad to hear she has decided to remain
until January, when she will return to
Cleveland, Ohio.
Mr.. and Mrs. Christian AK of Bal
timore are expected to arrive in the
city Nov. 1st.
Miss Alice Sections friends will be
sorry to learn that she has been quite
sick.
Miss Gamsby, the librarian, re-
quests the Star to announce that the
hours at the Carnegie library will
hereafter be from 9 to II a. m, and
4 to 8 p. m.
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1916-10-20
PINE TAR RELIEVES a COLD

DIR. Bells Pine Tar Honey contains
all the soothing elements of the pine
forest. It heals the irritated mem
brane, and by its antiseptic properties
loosens the phlegm, you breathe cas-
Ter, and what promised to be a sewers
cold has been broken up. For that
stuffed-up feeling, tight chest or sore
throat take a dose of DIR. Benn's Pine
Tar Honey and prevent a wearing.
hacking cough dragging through the
winner. At your druggist, 25c. 3
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1916-10-20
CARD OF THANKS

We wish to express our most sin
cere thanks to the friends and neigh
bors for their kindness during the
sickness and death of our mother.
DR.. G. B. Parramore.
j. L. Parramore.
Mrs. J. D. King.
Mrs. J. w. Harvey.
Mrs. G. FL. Brown.
Mr. and Mrs. Charles McLucas.
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1916-10-20
MOVING PICTURE FEATURES

In the play, "Her Fathers Son." at
the Temple last night, Vivian Martin
certainly showed up most cleverly and
prettily in very interesting story.
At the Temple tonight viii be an
other installment of that thrilling seri-
al "The Girl and the Came" and ''The
Judge" Triangle keystone Comedy
that will make you hold your sides.
Tomorrow we viii see Lillian Gish
in Daphne and the Pirate" tensely
interesting Triangle drama.
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1916-10-20
FORD FOR SALE
CopYnght.

A frst-class Ford touring car in ex-
cellent condition; seat covers, perfect
working Gray & Davis electric starter
and lights; new tires, V-shaped rad
iator, etc. Apply to r. r. Carroll
Ocala. Fla.
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1916-10-20
0CAA SOCIAL AFFAIRS
If You Have Any News for this De.
partment, Call Up Five-0ne-Y
To the Few

However bad man may be,
There's some one else as bad as he,
And nowhere is there one so good,
Who can't be better if he would;
And so I am inclined to pen
This line In honor to the men
Who never knock without cause,
And never then unless they pause
To see IL there's not one good word
To make up for the bad they've heard
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1916-10-20
HAVING TROUBLE
WITH YOUR CAR

Then bring it to me. Remedying
automobile troubles is my business.
Honest, efficient service; you pay for
the time put in on your car only. j.
A. Bowler, Anthony road, phone
393, ocala, Fla. Cleft
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1916-10-20
NOTICE

Blalock Brothers, lot oklawaha
avenue, have established curb gaso-
line filing station. Open from q. N.
to $50 p. m. elm
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1916-10-20
sEABoARD LOCAL SCHEDULE

No. 9-Leaves Jacksonville 1885 p.
m; Ocala, 4:30 p. m; arrives Tampa,
7:50 p. m.
No. LEAVES Jacksonville $50 p.
m; Ocala, LAS p. m; arrives st. Pc
tersburg 10 a. m.
No. 3-Leaves Jacksonville 9:15 a.
m; Ocala 12:40 p. M; arrives St Pc
tersburg 8:05 p. m.
Northbou1d
No. 10-Leayes Tampa 1 p. m,
Ocala 4:12 p. M; arrives Jacksonville,
|7:15 p. m.
No. 2-Leaves st. Petersburg 4:30
p. m; ocala 2:30 a. m; arrives jack
sonville 6:45 a. m.
No. LEAVES Tampa 9 a. m; 0cala
l p. m; arrives Jacksonville 5:25 p. m.
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1916-10-20
CARD OF THANKS

We wish to thank everyone for their
kindness during the illness and death
of our dear little girl.
Mr.. and Mrs. Charles McLucas.
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1916-10-20
Northbou1d

The Evening Star may always be
found on sale at Gerig's News Store,
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1916-10-20

Advertise IN the STR.
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1916-10-20

had a most pleasant time with his
comrades at the reunion. Accompani-
ed by his daughter, Miss Victoria, he
went on to their farm at Lowell.
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1916-10-20

The Baptist Sewing Circle meets
Monday afternoon at 8 o'clock at the
home of Mrs. Elmer DeCamp.
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1916-10-20

Dir. L. M. Raysor returned yester-
day afternoon from Tampa, where he
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1916-10-20
RUSSIAN PROVERBS

The cynical humor of the Russian
Is admirably illustrated In their prov
cribs. Here are some:
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1916-10-20

The czar is generous, but his gen.
crosby passes through the ministerial
sieve.
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1916-10-20

IL you go to war, IL you go on q
sea journey, pray twice; but pray
three times when you are going to be
married.
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1916-10-20

Mr.. I'll. M. Hampton went to jack
sonville yesterday to meet his family
who have spent the past summer in
North Carolina. They will arrive in
Ocala this afternoon.
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1916-10-20

Mr.. Wiley Burford, a student at
the university, will come over from
Gainesville today. Tomorrow he will
take Mr.. and Mrs. r. A. Burford Jr.
and Misses Mary and Agnes Burford
in their car to witness the Alabama
Florida game. They will return Sun
day.
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1916-10-20

Miss Gertie Peyser will leave this
afternoon for months visit to New
York, Baltimore and Chicago. She
will be accompanied as far as Jack
sonville by Mr.. and Mrs. Charles Pey
ser and children, Carolina and Ba
bette.
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1916-10-20

Even in hell the peasant will have
to serve the landlord, for, while the
latter is boiling in cauldron. the for
mer will have to put the wood un-
der it.
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1916-10-20

A dog is wiser than woman; he
does not bark at his master.
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1916-10-20

The most pleasant place to while
away few moments is at the public
library, where the accommodating Ii
brarian will assist you to find what
you want. Miss Gamsby says every
body should read aJest David" the
sundial book, by Eleanor Porter.
Imperial Valley press., 1916-12-26
ANENT THE MOTION
PICTURES TO BE SHOWN
TONIGHT
Pathe Family Program at L. & S.

"The Weaker Strain" an episode of
the "Who's Guilty?" series, will be
seen at the L. & S. Theatre tonight,
together with "The Iron Claw" Pathe
Weekly and Heinie and Louise comedy.
In "The Weaker Strain" Anna Nilsson
and Tom Moore execute some clever
work. The hero is a young architect
whose wife wants to be singer. He
is injured accidentally and she goes
on the stage to earn money. The dra-
matte scenes occur when Tom becomes
wildly jealous of her manager. She
kills the latter and the husband as
sumes the guilt. "At the Stroke of
Twelve" eighth episode of "The Iron
Claw" Pathe Weekly and good COM
edy, will complete the program.
Imperial Valley press., 1916-12-26
Brawlev-Imperial.

Imperial, Dec. 24.In a fast game,
with each team having one bad inn
ing, Brawley took the game with I'M
perial on Imperial's grounds, Sun
day, by a score of 9 to Z. After
pitching fast ball, with good support,
for three innings, Best, pitching for
Imperial, allowed Brawley five hits
in the fourth, which, together with a
base on balls and an error, netted
Brawley five runs, giving them a lead
of 6 to 1, whereupon Best promptly
frightened up again until the eighth,
two hits, a base on balls and a per-
feet bunt by Jones of Brawley netted
them three more runs. Imperial,
meanwhile having brought in run on
the sixth, through two errors and a
wild pitch, anne to bat in their half
of the eighth with the score 9 to 2
and Gallagher leading off with two
bagger, followed by Dulette and Liv-
ermore with singles and Broadbent
with a double, at which point Patter-
son, pitching for Brawley, retired in
favor of F. Smith, who, coming III
cold, allowed Hellback base on balls
and Ordway single, netting Imperial
five runs before they were retired.
Best retired Brawley in the ninth in
one, two. three order, striking out
Orr, Shore ard West, and Imperial,
after Livermore scored on an error
by Jones, lost their last chance when
Hellback was called out while attemp-
ting to steal home.
Imperial Valley press., 1916-12-26
Palace Theatre Friday.

"The Eternal City," Paramount
super feature in eight reels, superb
presentation of Hall Gaines immortal
story and play, will be shown at the
Palace Theatre Friday night of this
week.
This is a masterpiece of the Fa-
nous Players Company and has been
called the photo play revelation of the
age. 1t is such a picture as this which
elevates' and perpetuates the motion
picture business and it is distinct
step forward in the art of screen pres
entation.
Imperial Valley press., 1916-12-26
Here's Something New in
New Years Resolutions.

"Resolved, That I will take advan-
tage of the wonderful investment op-
portunity that is offered by the fast
growth of these Imperial Valley towns
and during the first week of the new
year will visit Calipatria and buy
one of the town lots that are offered
so cheap or a small piece of close-in
acreage, and hold the same for 400
per cent profit"
With the actual start of construc-
ton of the railroads at Calipatria, all
of this property is bound to jump in
value and because this work is to be-
gin right after the first Of the year,
it behooves you to go up to Callpa-
tria this week and look over the situ-
ation and see for yourself what it will
mean to you to have lot or some
of this close-in acreage in your name
l1lght now.
There is a prominent business cor
Imperial Valley press., 1916-12-26
Attention. Right Dress.

Sergeant Frank, aged II, of Tom
Thumb size, but of Chesterfieldan de-
meanor, arrived in the city this morn
ing and will be one of the attractions
at the Palace theatre tonight. The lit
tie soldier is on his way to Douglas,
Ariz., where he will resume his posi-
ton of chief mascot to the First CAV
airy band, U. S. A. He has been two
years with the organization and is a
noted musician. He will give cornet
and violin solo work at the theatre
this week. He appears in the correct
army dress and is most imposing
boyish man.
Imperial Valley press., 1916-12-26
Calexico, 5; FL Centre, 4.

Calexico, Dec. 24-El Centro should
have won Sundays battle with the
Borderites, but allowed the locals to
score when runs should have been ia
booed. Ell Centre started off with a
rush, getting three runs in the first
inning. This was due to straight hit
ting, but after that the going was
somewhat tough. Calexico kent plug
g;ng along, fighting an uphill battle
throuh the balance of the game. With
a run in the third, another in the fifth
and one in the seventh, and a brace in
the eighth, the locals finally came out
as winners.
Imperial Valley press., 1916-12-26
STEER COST
7 CENTS A POUND TO RAISE

7 CENTS A POUND TO RAISE
The steer bred and fed by the Uni
versitv of California that broke the
worlds record by selling for $1.75
a pound, on the foot, after winning
the Grand Championship at the In
tcrnational Livestock Show in Chi
cago, was produced by the University
at a cost of only 1885 cents per pound.
It cost the University Farm at Davis
.S77.9s to raise this steer, and he sold
for S1,959. His show yard winnings
amounted to $39S, so he brought to
the University of California total
Of S2,359.
Never until the University of Cali
fornia won the Grand Championship
and the Reserve Grand Championship
at the recent International Livestock
Exposition at Chicago with steers of
its own breeding and raising had one
and the same exhibitor won both of
these prizes on animals on his own
This is the ninth time an
grand championship has
been won by an agricultural college,
but never before has a college won
with a steer of it's own breeding, as
has the University Farm at Davis
this year.
Imperial Valley press., 1916-12-26

lner on Main street that can be bought
today for just about half what it is
really worth and in few short weeks
lit will double in value. Then there is
that Is acres adjoining the $4,000
school which is almost ripe for SUBJ
division and on which some one is 60
ing to make five dollars for every
one put in.
Why not, during this holiday season,
&c up to Calipatria and see I. A.
johnson, who has all Of this property
for sale, ard let him tell you all about
the different snaps and show you why
and how you will double or treble your
money.-Adv.
Imperial Valley press., 1916-12-26

Ihe len lh0uSanQ CluD ana ITlenus
are eagerly awaiting the card party to
be given at Davis hall on Thursday at
2:30. The members issue a cordial
Invitation to all who desire to par
Iticipate in the program, of which more
definite details will be given out later.
Score cards will be 25 cents each.
H. S. Baird instructor of dairying
at the University Farm at Davis and
Judge of creamery scoring contests at
many fairs in the state, has been Sc
cured by the Livestock Fair to judge
butter at the fair at El Centre. A
telegram to the Farm Bureau advises
that he will be in the valley Friday.
Samples of butter from Valley cream
cries will be submitted to him accord
ing to accepted rules.
At II o'lcock Sunday night vandals
threw bricks through the large plate
glass windows of the city hall in Ca
lexico. The building is owned by the
Masonic association and no insurance
i. carried on the glass. Three bricks
were found in the building, but no clue
is had as to the perpetrators. The
entire glass front was demolished.
At last-but it had to come!
The "jitney dance" has struck the
Imperial Valley. 1t will be one OF
the nightly ''doings" at the Livestock
Fair at Ell Centre.
AS a result the blue-blooded bovines
and pedigreed equines will be hushed
10 sleep to the lifting strains of the
one-step and the fox trot.
A regulation floor, professor"
and his crew, and a floor manager
whose mercenary duty will be to col
ect the munificent sum of jitney
from each couple, are appurtenances
tc this feature of the fair.
Anyhow, the "jitney dance" has ar
rived and we aren't half as bueollc
rs before.
Imperial Valley press., 1916-12-26
Clever Players at L. & S. Wednesday

Little Eve Edgerton," written by
Eleanor H. Abbott and published in
Everybody's Magazine, will be shown
AZ the L. & S. Theatre tomorrow. This
beautiful photo version was produced
by Robert Leonard and stars the equal
ly famous Ella Hall and Herbert Raw
linson.
Imperial Valley press., 1916-12-26

Cows for the two days butterfat
contest at the Livestock Fair will ar
rive on the grounds tonight. The con-
test is limited to cows yielding more
than one pound of butterfat daily. All
milk will be tested on the grounds by
the Babcock test.
Imperial Valley press., 1916-12-26
PERSONAL MENTION
DYE WORKS

VALLEY DYE WORKS
Expert Cleaning and Pressing.
Werk Called for and Delivered.
534 Main Street. Telephone 169
D. V. Jones, the butcher, has left the
employ of Hayward's Market.
Mr.. and Mrs. Lacy Key of Calex-
leo spent Christmas with friends In
FL Centre.
R. W. Gray and William Moores, Of
Seeley. were visitors in El Centre to-
day.
H. j. White, constable from Indio,
is in Ell Centro today, being here on
business connected with the sheriff's
office.
The Livestock Fair opens at noon
Wednesday and closes at midnight
Saturday.
Deputy Sheriff E.. E. Cummings
brought L. Buchanan is alleged to have
lifted a ticker from an Imperial cltl-
zen during the Christmas festivities.
The watch was recovered.
Secretary Sea of the Calexico Farm
ers and Merchants Club has asked the
merchants of that city to close their
stores from to tomorrow so as TO
enable all employees to take in the I'm
perial Valley Livestock Fair at El
Centre.
The fair grounds will be open at
Imperial Valley press., 1916-12-26

Suppose you had to stand with your
ankles securely tied, unable to move,
while an enraged bull bore down upon
you
and furthermore, that when the bull
in his oncoming rush was within
reckoning distance you were expected
to bend over his lowered head and
glue a "bandarillo" between his
shoulder blades
could you still get out of the way
unscathed?
Yet that is the feat that Senior Her
nandez, premier toreador of Madrid,
will essay as one of the features OF
his travesty, the Charley Chaplin
Bullfight," the big free act in the
arena of the Livestock Fair on next
Wednesday.
| He will make up as Chaplin and
Imperial Valley press., 1916-12-26

Wednesday is the day on which Col
onel Cantu's famous military band
will give it's concert at the fair.
Imperial Valley press., 1916-12-26

The fair grounds will be open at
night. the admission being p cents.
A nightly band concert and Jltney
dance are features.
Imperial Valley press., 1916-12-26

using the brim of a Chaplin derby as
shackle, will wave the red flag at
bull while so bound.
Senior Hernandez allows the bull to
rush him while seated on chair
with his back to the bull; he attempts
to ride the animal, to box it with his
fists, he plays dead. The remarkable
daring of the man has spread his
name far. He says he does not ex-
pect to come out of the ring whole
skinned and a spectator who has seen
Senior Hernandez in a similar perform
apce tells the fair committee that he
is often butted high in the air, paved
and several times has been gored.
In all his work he is said to exhibit
an insouciant manner that in itself
makes comedy of an otherwise tense
scene.
Imperial Valley press., 1916-12-26

D. V. Jones, the butcher, has left the
employ of Hayward's Market.
Imperial Valley press., 1916-12-26

Mr.. and Mrs. Lacy Key of Calex-
leo spent Christmas with friends in
FL Centre.
Imperial Valley press., 1916-12-26

Expert Cleaning and Pressing.
Work Called for and Delivered.
534 Main Street. Telephone 169
Imperial Valley press., 1916-12-26

R. w. Gray and William Moores, Of
Seeley, were visitors in Ell Centre to-
day.
The sun. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1833-1916, 1916-06-04
JEWISH COMMITTEE
DBFIES DIRECTORS
Louis Marshall Tells Kehillah
Work Will Go on Even
II Split Comes. .
MOTION NOT YET CALLED

Excitement ran high during the early
hours Of the opening session Of the
Kehiilah convention. which opened last
night IN the Hebrew Technical School
for Girls, at Fifteenth street and Second
avenu There were indications that a
row might develop when the motion to
drop the American Jewish Committee
from the Kehilhh was brought UP.
Several hundred delegates said II the
motion vas not presented or II Il was
defeated they would walk out and refuse
to attend the remaining sessions Of the
conference.
Circulars prepared by q committee OF
which Louis Woifson 10 chairman de-
mandinG the dropping OF the committee
members from the organization were dis
tributed In the seats and Rabbi j. l..
Magnes concluded an impassioned speech
by saying the pickering and auarrelling
between tho wealthy Jews Of his city
and their poorer coreligionists must
cease.
The break between tho element who
want the members of tho American Jew
ish Committee elected from membership
In the kehillah and those they are try
ing to put out has been caused by the
refusal Of the committee to lend its
support to a plan fostered BY the other
faction for the holding Of a Jewish con-
gress to make plans for the care OF the
horde Of Jews that are expected to emil
crate to America at the close OF the war.
In a very blunt letter written BY
Louis Marshall, chairman OF the Ameri.
can Jewish Committee. which was read
at last nights session. he said that the
body OF which he was head intended 70
20 right ahead with their plans In theiI
own way without any regard for wha'
the convention had TO say. The letter
was received without applause. Mar
shali's letter continued to say that hs
and the committee he represents thought
II unwise TO hold a Jewish congress be
fore the end of the war. as they thought
II would have a disastrous me upoi
the Jews in Europe by pr%ejudicing theii
| cause. The letter said its writer realized
the probability OF Al open eplit. but tina
the committee could not ALLOW that e
interfere with their plans.
In the opening address OF the evening
| Rabbi Magnes dwelt upon the religious
| educational. hygienic. political and eco
| nomic problems that confront the jews
OF New York city because OF the various
languages they speak and because OF tht
great divergence in their financial posi-
tons. He pointed out the fact that co
| operation between the wealthy Jews snc
those Of the lower East Side IL practi'
| cally non-existent. He said the poorer
Jews OF the city were honest. earnes'
and democratic. but wofully ignorant o.
! American affairs.