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The Brandon news. (Brandon, Miss.) 1892-1961, 1916-03-02
BETTER TO HAVE KEPT STILL
Candidate Gained Little by calling
Down" Men Who Had inter-
rupted His Speech.

Ford has very rarely voted,
and at dinner In his native Dear
born be once said.
81 have taken, perhaps, less inter
est in politics than / should have done.
But politics has always seemed to me
a confused and Quarrelsome business.
When think of politics I think of the
political meeting anecdote:
"A candidate at political meeting
was heckled by fat man. This heck
ling after awhile got on the nerves OF
another member of the audience, and
he roared at the fat man:
"'Shut up, you asst
AT this a third member Of the au-
dience shouted:
"'Oh, you shut UP, too! The pair
of you are assesp
THE candidate on the platform took
a sip of water. Then he said:
There seem to be a lot OF asses
on hand here tonight; but, gents, for
the love of Mike, let's hear one at a
time
well, you go on. them yelled a
chap in the gallery"
The Brandon news. (Brandon, Miss.) 1892-1961, 1916-03-02
Not a Justification.

The lady of the house was hurried
ly finishing some work neglected the
day before, when the old negro butler
happened to pass by.
Miss GIMME! Miss Ginnie!" he re-
monstrated. You shore is breaking
the Sabbath day."
But, Uncle Clay" she argued, "the
OK is In the ditch, and"
Miss Ginnie,' broke in the old man,
that OK amt nothing but stumbling
block for folks to hide behinst. The
Scriptures do say IL he is In the ditch
to pull him out; but 1t don't nowhere
say to push him in on Sat'day so as
to have the chance to pull him out on
Sunday YOUTHS Companion.
The Brandon news. (Brandon, Miss.) 1892-1961, 1916-03-02
After Grip
Winter Colds
Bad Blood

You are pale, thin, weak-with little
vitality. Your liver Is sluggish and
the bad blood causes your stomach
muscles to lose their elasticity and be-
come f1abby-then Indigestion.
DR.. Pierce's Golden Medical Discov-
cry, purely vegetable and free from
alcohol or narcotics, Is the great and
powerful blood purifier of today. Elk
tracted from American forest herbs
and roots. Contains no alcohol. In
gradients printed on wrapper.
Taken as directed it will search
out impure and poisonous matter
throughout the system and eliminate
it.
The Brandon news. (Brandon, Miss.) 1892-1961, 1916-03-02
MALARIA
Handicap of Education and Rural p,
By EUGENE FREDERICK TURNER
,eath Extension University Tennessee, Memphis

blind reliance upon 1t and upon the
supposed scientific accuracy of spe
cious patent medicine advertising has
tended to lessen in. large measure the
public's trust and reliance upon the
family physician until patients become
bed-ridden. The family physicians re.
sultant reticence and timidity In late
years which he has been too apt to
excuse under the cloak of ethics, also
have been contributing factors in the
lethargy that could not be awakened
while malaria nenaced nations vi
tality.
(2) The ethical physician has been
too sensitive to make solicitous inqui-
ries about the health OF members OF
families whom he has not been called
to attend and too slow in proffering
professional advice unsought lest no
invite criticism that he is "advertis-
ing" himself.
(3l This is condition in which the
public schools should sound the alarm.
The people Of every walk in life must
! be enlisted in one gigantic struggle to
shake off this doom, worse than SER
penis Staying LAGOON, that Is poison.
ing and crushing out the very life and
vigor OF the best race on earth. Ma.
itonal, state, county and municipal
boards of health should be appealed to
to extend their functions so as to i'm.
pose the united strength Of all the PEG.
pie against the tolerance Of malaria.
Before becoming alarmed and arous.
ing your community as to the immedi.
ate necessity for concerted action,
probably you wish to be sure or your
ground. Vrey well. Every teacher
knows of the chief function Of the red
blood cells.
You only have to reflect that but for
the malaria's parasites fondness for
human blood corpuscles there would
not be any malaria in the world today.
The female anopheles mosquito is not
dangerous without the human malaria
carrier" on whom it feeds. With its
human blood feast 1t draws into its
abdomen malaria parasites. Here the
parasites complete the mosquito cycle
and in about ten days are ready for an.
other human host. So long as the hun.
CRY mosquito can find adult or babe.
uninfeeted human beings are In con-
slant danger. 1t is an easy fight from
the unscreened tenement in the alley
to the nursery in the mansion. That
mosquito has tasted human blood a
The Brandon news. (Brandon, Miss.) 1892-1961, 1916-03-02

least once before and prefers to bore
through the tender human cuticle rath
er than through the tougher skin OF
other animals. Be not deceived: ma
laria can reach your community and
your loved ones as long as there is one
carrier" and one female anopheles
mosquito there. The infected mosQui-
toes imported for scientific purposes
into malaria free England from ma
laria stricken Italy fifteen years ago
transmitted the malaria infection to
the blood Of both of the British volun.
teers. The carrier in that expert
ment was many hundred miles distant
from the volunteers In the cause OF
scientific health who received the typi.
cal malaria Infection In order to coms
plete the last step OF that brilliant re-
search work which proved conclusively
that the mosquito is the only transmit
ting agent.
Concluded next week.
The Brandon news. (Brandon, Miss.) 1892-1961, 1916-03-02

Stop using calomel! 1t makes you
sick. Don't lose days work. If you
feel lazy, sluggish. bilious or consti-
pated, listen to me!
Calomel is mercury or quicksilver
which causes necrosis of the bones.
Calomel, when it comes into contact
with sour bile, crashes into 1t, breaking
it up. This is when you feel that aw-
full nausea and cramping. If you feel
I'll knocked out" IL your liver is tor
pid and bowels constipated or you
have headache, dizziness, coated
tongue, If breath 10 bad or stomach
sour just try a spoonful of harmless
Dodson's Liver Tone.
Here's my guarantee-Go to any
drug store or dealer and get 50-cent
bottle of Dodson's Liver Tone. Take q
The Brandon news. (Brandon, Miss.) 1892-1961, 1916-03-02
Who Wouldn't Crow

The keeper was feeding the pythons.
Several live rabbits were tossed into
the cage, and were Immediately and
greedily seized by the reptiles. The
struggling rabbits, although seemingly
almost as large as the snakes. were
swallowed whole one after another.
The CHASTITY sight prompted the schoi
arly-looking man to exclaim:
"Gruesome, eh, keeper"
The keeper turned glance Of scorn
upon the professor.
Yes, and you'd a. grew some, too,
IL you'd ct all that live stock, guess"
Chicago News.
The Brandon news. (Brandon, Miss.) 1892-1961, 1916-03-02
He Was Right.

A man rushed to the entrance OF a
lunatic asylum in the middle OF the
night and yelled to the keeper to let
him in.
Let me in" he cried. II have sud
denly gone insane"
The keeper woke up, thrust his head
out Of a first-story window and bel
lowed down in rage:
What? Come here at this time OF
night? Man, you must be crazy!"
The Brandon news. (Brandon, Miss.) 1892-1961, 1916-03-02

According to French statistics. only
one-fourth of the aviation accidents
are due to defects In aeroplanes.
The Brandon news. (Brandon, Miss.) 1892-1961, 1916-03-02

True religion makes man feel that
it is just as cold for his wife to get
up and light the fire as it is for him.
self.
The Brandon news. (Brandon, Miss.) 1892-1961, 1916-03-02

A dyspeptic can eat his. cake and
still believe he has It.
The Brandon news. (Brandon, Miss.) 1892-1961, 1916-03-02

If a woman is homely she tries to
persuade herself that she has classic
face. -
The Brandon news. (Brandon, Miss.) 1892-1961, 1916-03-02

Economy Can't Save Him.
ECONOMY IS not much good to 3 man
who yefrains from spending money -
cause be would rather Leaf than saEA
r.
The Brandon news. (Brandon, Miss.) 1892-1961, 1916-03-02

A topper once said that nfe's sweets
ran more to drinks than they did to
eats.
The Brandon news. (Brandon, Miss.) 1892-1961, 1916-03-02

A mean man always attributes his
dislike of his neighbor to envy.
The Brandon news. (Brandon, Miss.) 1892-1961, 1916-03-02

A little nonsense then and now may
stir up an awful row.
The Brandon news. (Brandon, Miss.) 1892-1961, 1916-03-02

Variety is the spice of life to the
bald man in the front row.
The Brandon news. (Brandon, Miss.) 1892-1961, 1916-03-02

No Cause for Joy.
IT am glad we do not have bullfights
and bear pits in our country
Don't we have 'em in Wall street,"
The Brandon news. (Brandon, Miss.) 1892-1961, 1916-03-02

Right is so slow in asserting itself
that some people Goubt that it will
finally prevail.
The Brandon news. (Brandon, Miss.) 1892-1961, 1916-03-02

Said Eve unto Adam: 1T gives me
a pain to see you walking the floor
with q Cain"
The Brandon news. (Brandon, Miss.) 1892-1961, 1916-03-02

DON'T GAMBLE
that your hearts all right. Make
sure. Take "Renovine"-a heart and
nerve tonic. Price soc and $1.00.-Adv.
The Brandon news. (Brandon, Miss.) 1892-1961, 1916-03-02

Not Gray Hairs but Tired Eyes
make as look older than we are Keep
your Eyes young and you will look young.
After the Movies Murine Your Eyes. Don't
tell your age. Murine Eye Remedy Co..
Chicago, Sends Eye Book on request.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1916-03-07
BAKER COMING HERE
TO PICK ASSISTANT
New War Secretary Will Confer
With President on Thursday.
Militia Man Wanted.

Newton ID. Baker. of Cleveland. whom
President Wilson has selected as Sec
rotary of War to succeed Iindley M.
Garrison. will come to Washington
Thursday and confer with the Prcsi-
dent concerning the selection of new
Assistant Secretary of War to succeed
Henry Breckenridge.
From present indications. the assist
ant will be a man from the South OF
East, and the chances favor the selec-
ton OF a member OF one OF the national
guard ORGANIZATIONS.
The purpose Is also to get man
with strong political influence. who Ii
able to muster national guard support
behind the Administration army pro-
gram.
Practically every State In the Union
has trotted forth its adjutant general
as Its favorite son for the place.
Letters indorshg these State guard
officials have been pouring in on the
White House.
There IL a particularly strong move.
ment in behalf of J. &. r. Foster, adj
jutant general OF Florida. and Nronp
support is being given Bibbs Graves
adjutant general OF Alabama, and Gen
Clinton l.. Riggs. of Maryland. a for.
mer officer of the national guard oil
that State.
Owing to the fact. however. that
General Riggs resigned as Philippine
commissioner because OF friction witt
Governor General Harrison, IL is moi
thought likely that he will be chosen.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1916-03-07
Y. w. G. A. OPENS
TWO NEW CLASSES
First-aid and Home Hygiene Will
Be Taught.

Two now classes in home educational
subjects have just been announced by
Miss Ruth N. J;ecnry. educational Sec
iectary OF the Y. ". c. A.
First-aid will he taught twice a week.
on Wednesday afternoons at go O'Clock
and on Thursdays at 1870 p. N. Home
hygiene and care Of the sick will be
taught at classes to be held at 1il6
i street northwest, on Monday even
ings at o'clock.
n class which has Just completed
similar COURSES has SUCCESSFULLY passtd
the required examination, under the di-
rection OF Miss Greenlces. 1t ~ expect
ed that 4 class in dictetics will be
formed In the near future.
Miss Mary \. Finrey. religious work
secretary of the association, following
the winding ur OF the jubilee ce'cbra-
ton. has gone to her home In Detroit.
where abe will remain for two weeks.
|. Miss Florence VI. Prown. general sec
rotary Of the WaShington Association.
has been quite Ill since Thursday OF
last week. She was unable % attend
the vcsper service Sunday. which was
the closing event oe the jubilee celebra
ton.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1916-03-07
Singing Pen Brings
Woe to Student-EditoT

COLUMBIA. No. March 7.-Wslter
Clare Martin, a student at the Uni
versity of Missouri. and editor of a
paper called the Research. has been
expelled fro mthe university. He was
accused of making RECKLESS and in
excusable publication of defamatory
charges against fellow-students." MGR.
tin was a senior in the university, a
Phi Beta Kappa, debater and twice
winner OF the Field poetry prize.
The Research attacked the athletic
system OF the school, and also the city
council of Columbia. Shortly after the
appearance of the January number,
nlen and taken into the country where
his hair was cut in irregular rows and
his face painted with iodine.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1916-03-07
Marriage Licenses.

Wesley G, Dowdy. Richmond, Va. and Pearl
Stokes. Belona, Va.
Elmer W. Glover and Emma l.. ouigley,
Edwin :. Hege, Rockville, Nd, and Lena A.
Collins. Washington.
Thomas l.. Brown and Eda A. Boyer
Grafton Taylor and Eliza Warren
Wesley Mcdonald and Lucille Walker.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1916-03-07
Stole Friends Wedding
Gifts to Please Wife

PORTLAND. March when he was
brought from Oregon City to face a
charge of robbing the home of IL. L,
Hobbs, Lester Butler blamed his bride
OF less than D month.
Butler said that his wife was one OF
the bridesmaids at the wedding of Mr.
and Mrs Hobbs. The Hobbs wedding
NJ Mills on February s.
II was right afterward. Butler said
thatd his bride told him about the Hobbs
wedding presents, and pointed out how
much superior they were to the Buffers
own menger gifts. Right there the bur
Elary plot was planned. which Butler
successfully carried out, he said. Mrs
Butler was arrested later.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1916-03-07
Files Third Divorce
Suit in Four Years

ST. PAUL, March Z. - Murray H.
Bruce. a timekcper, for the third time
in four years filed suit asking for d.
vorce from Goldie Bruce.
The two previous suits were with
drawn after the wife had contested
them by Ming cross-complaints. and
after reconciliation had been effected.
The couple was married In 1904 Both
had been divorced before their marriage.
Bruce alleged in his latest complaint
that his wife Ia guilty of cruel and IN
human treatment. and that she annoys
him constantly by naggng him and
using Improper language In the presence
- their children.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1916-03-07
Deaths.

Martha \. Atkinson, ~ years, Conduit I'd
Mary T.. Kleindienst, 81 years. 1913 Canal I'd
joan Murphy, 81 years, Al and Srd ats. he.
Nathan Levy, ~ years, 800 l.th st. ne.
Edward i. Stern, years, l4a st. ne.
Antonio rursi, Is years, tuberculosis Hosp
Henry Wahly, rs years, 1881 st. NV.
Samuel l., Trott, ~ years 1854 Sth st. NV.
Eliza w. Cook, s. years, 1881 Park I'd. NV,
George Boate, 70 years, lll2 10th ST. NV.
James f. MOraIty, years, 1903 9Th st. NV
Fannie V, HOke, II wears, 1910 9Th st. ne.
Sarah Smith, r. years, Emergency Hosp,
William H. Eastburn, IS years, Sibley Hosp
Myrtle Watson, l day, GA 3rd st. NV,
Infant OF Harry c. and Lottic l., Shepherd
II hours, Georgetown Hosp.
James Williams, 90 years, Wash, Asy. Hosp
Clara Grant, SS yrs, 1898 Temperance ct. NV
Estelle Z, Boiling, - years 1887 nth st. NV
Anna Tolson, ~ years, 1921 Hope. ave, Sc.
Ruth Anderson, Is years. Garfield Hosp.
Lucy NJ. Brown. - years 1901 Wyom. av. NV
John +. Whelcy months l349 LIST st. sc.
Ncketc Nasllow, days, Georgetown Hosp.
2ll lila ST. nc.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1916-03-07
PALMlSTRY
BUSINESS OPPORTUNITIES

CAPITAE WANTED-SICO or any part OF
$40, 600 for promotion fund. Unusual oppor-
tunlty Tor large profits. Highest bank and
business references, BOX lG5, rimes office.
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BULLETIN OF AVALLABLE OHPORIuNITlEs

Detailed information concernin
be secured free Of charge upon apr
BUREAU OF INFORMATION, U
- OF LABOR, so1
KEY TO ABBREvIATIoNs USED
lng; PM-Per month. PW-Per week.
Erree board and lodging. HGF&M-Ui
Es-Enelish SpeaRing. Exp-ExperieI
spNanced under favorable conditions.
Unless otherwise stated. II will b,
2 permanent nature. and the help u d,
FARM LABORER APPLICATIONS
Maryland.
WV-II5f. Prince GeorRo 20. One single man
lot general farm work. American. viii
lake married. u wife will do housework.
s70-li75s' Mont1omery Co. One T married man
~ generai iRrnl work. choppiiig wood. gar
9enlnE. Any Es. I cows. Exp. No chill
aren permitted. TT, adv, and deducted
;l.' Pm winter; ti5 PIN summer. a&I. Work
single man ut sis-sl5 pm.
HV1lsIo. Montgomery Co. Boy. Is to ~ yrs
OF age. colored preferred. for work In coun.
Try ON small pace. Must be NJ good char.
acter and have good references. General
work. chopping wood, carrying water. Mill
SANDY Spring, Md.
COMMON LABOR.
Pennsylvania.
sN6-626 Bedford Co. Wanted ten singl,
men twill take one or two mt-rricdD for gen
Italians preferred. Any good men. Tr
adv. and deducted. 10 hours PD. :Oc pei
. ;iGsF pD contrast york L'Oor'nE work a
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1916-03-07

ANNOUNCING THE REMOVAL of THE
oek sign co. from 42s 9th to n W.
Corner elh and u N. w. Phone NJ ia
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1916-03-07
IN MEMORlAM

Notices for this column are accepted At 80
cents fiat, either prose or poetry In case no.
tice does not exceed ten lines. and 10 cents
for each line In excess ~ ten.)
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1916-03-07
VITAL RECORDS.

Charles f. and Rose Wilson. girl.
George T.. ana Mabel Vandergrift, girl.
Francis NJ. and Fannie NJ Smith, boy.
Philip and Anna PAN, girl.
Richard II, and Mamie Phipps, girl
Eppa II. and Annie NJ. Hanback,, boy
Frank and 'Antonetta Basso. girl.
Samuel and Julis Williams, girl,
Alexander and Emma Proctor, girl,
William and Ethel Mills boy
James W. and Arrah Carpenter boy,
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1916-03-07
REFRI GERATORS & ICE BOXES

McCRAY REFRIGERATOR COMPANY.
Refrigerator that are uneQualed.
Gil + ST. y. W.
We Build and Repair RslTiEeTAtorA
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1916-03-07
DEATHS

SWAlN--On Sunday. March 8, 1916 at George
WASHINGTON University Hospital. ~iyI LILLIAN
C. SWAIN.
nj o'clock, at 1905 q street northwest. In
terment private.
BURROUGHS -On Tuesday, March I, 1915. NJ
Wv a. M ~ ner residence S5is hSstrce.
DE dhw). beloved wife OF James V. Bur
rougha.
Notice Of funeral hereafter
ooNN-On Sunday, March 6. 1916. att a. M.
a. his residence, 1871 First street northwest.
HENRY r. DOM beloved husband OF
Mamie G. Dom, In the sixty-second year
Of his age.
Funeral Tuesday, March Z. 1915, at D.
IN. Friends and relatives invited TO at
tend. Interment private.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1916-03-07
COMMON LABOR.
Pennsylyania.
ROOMS AND BOARD

18th ST. N. w. s0s-Rooms and board. with
or without private bath: home cooking.
COLUMBIA RID. l7ts-Attractive FUR. or
unfur rooms In refined home: couple: t5J
month: unlimited telephone. Col. 1853.
X ST. n. W.. Ill9-Rooms and board, reason
able: Government men preferred. IL
X st. N. w. 1l0S-Room and board: gentle.
men preferred; central location: references
exchanged.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1916-03-07

. the following opportunities may
ication to
IITED STATES DEPARTMENT
MILLS BUILDING.
BL&W-Free board. lodging and wash
PD-Per day. PH-Per hour. Bal
Furnished house, garden. fuel AMI milk.
led. TT. Adv.-Transportatioh may Dc
understood that all opportunities are OF
sired as soon az possible.
MISCELLANEOUS.
California.
sS-'2 San Francisco Co. Wanted: 1 ~ -
man on sporting goods at sioc-Sl2j PM aud
up; l haberdashcry man. capable Of being
department manager. at 800 I'M and up;
] tinsnith. thoroughly experienced. ut 500
Pm and up. according to ability: 1 Hnalyt-
ical accountant. thoroughly experienced. at
$50 PM: I man for handling Marine and
Fire Insurance business. at HoO-Sl2j Pm,
according TO ability: 1 stenosrApher at 500
PM, according to ability; 1 general hard
ware man. experienced. at 500 PM and Up.
according TO ability; and paint man. cap
Rblo Of being a sales manager. 800 pm.
and UP. according TO ability. Americans.
The above positions are In Manila. T.. /.
knowledge OF Spanish required for ALL
Washington. ID. c One stenosrapbcr must
be- accurate. speedy and we'll educated.
Ono experienced in patent work preferTe cd.
Opportunity for advancement. $50 I'm to
start.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1916-03-07
FOR RENT-GARAGES

NEW BRICK GARAGE-Roo'n for 6 ears:
roar 2es u ct. ~. W., entrance on Third
o. tl6OO per month.
The copper era and Morenci leader., 1916-09-22
INCREASED COST IF METALS DUE
 ID WAR

BISBEE, Ariz., Sept. 20. A fur ther handicapping of the chemical in- dustries and the paint and dye manu- featuring interests of the country due to lack of manganese ores was pre- dicted here today during convention sessions of the American Institute of Mining Engineers, which is meeting in Arizona throughout this week. This statement was contained in a paper by E. c. Harder of the U. s. Geo. logical Survey, presented to the h. stitute members for discussion.
 MT. Harder's treaties explained that even at the beginning of the European war there had been a great decrease in imports of both ores and alloys of and that since 1914 the price had risen from $37. % per ton to
The copper era and Morenci leader., 1916-09-22

grade oil regions and later by the pos sibility of mining deep sand oil and gas.
 Other papers attracting consider able attention of the delegates were The Geology of the Western Mining District, by Y. Bonillas, J. B. Penney and Leon Feuchere; Cooperative Eff fort in Mining, by Joseph P. Hodgson, and Gold and Silver Deposits in North and South America, by Waldemar Lindgren.
 In this last paper Dr. Lindgren stat ed the conclusion that the South Am erican mineral resources in precious metals are less than those of the nor thern continent and that even prog ress and enterprise will be unable to raise it's production to approach the figures attained by North America
 The several hundred institute dele gates left here tonight for Globe where Thursdays and Fridays ses- sions will be held.