davidaulloa/AmericanStories huggingface dataset:
Danskeren. [volume] (Neenah, Wis.) 1892-1920, 1916-08-02
Straifeoe Smnslcrc. 9ibe, II

Straifeoe Smnglcrc. Hibe, II.
lSiini. Gibe Serreos Het bar
@anr iluttet Sagen angaaenoeMtel
imligterierne meo en- Hpffe 9soei
It'll Statstasien. &onen ira Meis'
By er oemt til at betale 500 Ser,
len arbeiosmnno og bans &usbol-
berife peo Better 8eoiteo bper 20C
lar., en- Wano, boeuoe Spo ior
I@rGnien 100 Ser, Ell Nano % Ell
aone | Better 8eoiteo bper rs Ser.
og en- Ganif.Imerifaner 90 Ser.
Gnopioere err to banolenoe bLeper
lioemt bper en- VsSe paa 500 Ser.
9pfe SmngIere. aoloing, 10
Suni. Tolitiet | @amorlip anbolbi
II Mites to tpife Sanoelsreiienoe fra
1lensbor9, ioet oct oeo Eolopiiita'
tionen opoaeeoes, at De bapoe aIlt
9ommerne fulbe al @ltmmioarer.
Gutter, Changer, 8oloe oiu. | all
til ct geIsb al 80 ar. @arerne, oei
bar inofcbt | &oloing og Greoeri'
cia, foniiifereoes, % efter at De II
Wnnb bier bnpoe betalt en- 9eot
paa 100 ar., Fit De COB til at fort
J latte oeres aibruote @eiie.
Freie Presse fuÌˆr Texas. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1865-1945, 1916-03-25

GDffnifatnens ErD01fte.
San Amtpmio, Ser, 25. @ars 1876
Brime CRUDE Cotton Seeo Oil, 10
gentS Der @n1one.
Netu yurf, %. @drs. @Grs,
$1,000 uno $10.95; GpriL, SION mo
$1,000; Wlai, $40 .84 uno $10.S7,
SUM, $10.75 nn6 $1,000, Sui,
$t0.81, 4iiguit. 5000 un0 5000,
September, $1,000 unb $10.6S; 9ttoe
Der, 1854 uno $9.67.
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s3uge eine abnllng batte, oaB SAB
len Elm @efangener mar.

Senator Gents BON Slinois
bebauptete am 5reitag i'm Senate,
oaB Giaas BON 2enten IN ben Ser.
Staaten o1lrd @elb, @affen uto
Munitiom nnterltiikt miiroe; er be-
5eidnete oieie 2eute als 2anoesper-
rater nrD rief baonrb einc bitige
9ebatte iiber Die merifanil1e Gage
berDor. Senator 8orab perlas Elm
an i'm BON Douglas, glri8ona, ge-
ri1tetes Selegramm, IN benz Die
gefiirdtllng altsgelpro6en miro, baB
oie in Columbus periibten Ghano-
totem fif in Iri5ona mieoerbolen
piiroen nno in Dem gebeten miro,
n1iIitariide gerftarfungen oortbtis
gu i6iden, che es 81 ipat let. Senaz
tor Stone ermabnte, iuie lhon
friiber, feline &olleger BON elmer Be
Tpredmng Der merifanil1en Situa-
tion Mbitano su nebmen, er erfldr-
tie, oaB Die augenbliflibe Gage fri=
tiib eenug lei uno man ioae Tie
ourh oerurtige Observation-Disclosures
ni6t nod peri6limmern
- Der 9eIertenr Soparo @atts,
Der elm ~geborener Seraner tit nno I'M
pierten Snfanterie &egiment ge-
oient batte, ftelte ii6 freitDillig ben
geboroen in Chicago nit Ser Bite,
man modte inn geitatten, aegen
@iaa gil fGmpfen. Der Snl lit
5itr Gntldeioung nod 8albington
beri6tet morbeit.
9te Guoabp Ynfing COMPANY,
ionic mebrere 8eamte Der Chicago
& aIton @oilmab So. finb BON Der
@ranoiurp al Chicago angeflaet
tuoroen, our6 betriigeriide Tefla-
mationen fir angeblib be~roorbeHes
SIeiid iiber $t,000,000 mahreno
Der lebten 8ebn Sabre foaeftiert gu
bnben.
Ser oils ssngenieur : Sffi5ier
unf bein &rel5er nSaratoga" bic
nenoe Srmarlb 6. 8ailtborp mar
sc am Sreitng nit elmer &llgel i'm
&opf in leiner. Sabine BON ieineit
9ameraoen tot aufgefunoen. Die
nSaratoga" Iiegt 5llr 3eit in
Sedttfe, Waib.. Dor Gllfer; Die arl-
geitente nnterlufltng crnies, oaB
Bailtborp ielbit ieinem 2eben Elm
enoe gernoht bat.
Sn Chicago iuurbe Der Eera-
ner 2utber Cabin 9ilpree, Der aus
COLORADO 9Th ltdmmt, bon einent
Ghnell5uge iiberfabren urso ousett-
blidli6 aetotet-
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Die bemtige Sage.

Die belltige Gage bat li6 nenie
p%erdnoert. Die 0eutiden baben if
re Steau1lgen bel 8eroun etpas
poreeiboben lino tn &uBlano iino
Die ruiiiiden Angriffe tpieoer 5urid-
gei1loeen. Cont lit auf ben
5bladtfeI6ern nidts b~eionberes
pailiert. @ber auf Dem @aiier lit
a%llerlei geideben. Ser ltnterleeboot-
frieg bat 5aBlreide Spfer perlangt
luto leioer ideinen auf einigen Die
Ter Sdiffe nub Mmerifailer gene
len 81 iein, 10 ooB man EN- Musbre-
den Der often Sat ertparter fam.
Ind ein oeltides &aperl1iff, ser
u@reif", ift ben 9eutiden ieioer bon
ben gnglanOern fortgenommen.
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Danmiuoae.
Gotfnnfamen.Trpbn

San 4ntoHio, Ger, liz gts.
@albeiton, geitern 1856 Gents.
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InIanS.
Soul g. 6ooIen

8duI g. 6aolep u1to oeIIen
Srau, iueIde ben Sberiff Safe Giles
DON Beaumont ali1 Sreitag Inn 100
frib auf einem 3uge ser 80. g. &
g. 8abn in Der gedbe bon gbecotah,
Sfla., totete, iito nod elmer anfre-
genoen Saeo lngefabr nerrl Meilen
BON oieiem Std6tden entfernt anf
Der 5arm eines Snoianers feitge-
uommen. SUM oeridieoene Ibtei-
lltngen batten ii1 sur GerfoIgung
Der SliidtIinge, oie ii1 ouf Sen
perldieoenen 5armert oils elm emf
fliebenbes 2iebespaar au~sqegeben
batten, aufgemad5t. Rur3 Dor Son-
nenuntergang selang es Der bon
Sheriff MeGui1e sefiibrten wBoiie"
bic Sableu's 5u erereifen; Die 2eute
leilteten feinen weiteren @ioeritano,
als lie ii9 iim5ingelt laben. ueber
bic gri6ieBung oes Sberiffs @iIes
miro berihfef, ooB Grau Saolep ei-
nen GepoIner in ibrem M}uff perItedi
bate uno NIT oieiem Die Sat Der
iibte; iie ihoB ben geamten BON bin
ten ourb ben Gopf. Sieranf eig-
nete Tie fi9 oes Sberiffs &epolper
an, oen iie ibrem Gotten iibereat
nno 70 betpnffnet bielten Tie Die 9ai-
logiere oes 8agens in S6o6 unb
5tpanaen ben aononfteur ldIiebIid,
ben 3ug an5ubalten. Sin5u5ufiigen
lit nod, bob Sheriff @ifes, Ser mil
ieinem Grreitonten gut befanni
mar, perabiaimt batte, oenieIben 81
feiieIn uno oaB Riemano aiif BEN
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wentafr.

&artoffeln, CALIFORNIA. $3.50. Colo
raoo, $3.50.
Siibe @artoffeIn. 2oniTiana. Sf.75.
3fpiebeIn. Gal, $500 IL. 1926 per
100 Bfino.
+ sornaien, seras, 6 SCRIBE, $2.75.
8ohneu, California 8abors, $3.50,
Colorado $500; Gina, s6s25 Nabs.
$7.25, 8Iad Gbes, $5.25.
gliiiienfpbg $500 IL. $2.25 fir IL
Gtiid.
Gelerie, ST II. S1.10.
Ofra, $3.50 fir elm gnjHcI.
gierpflanaerl, .$1.20 per @afdel.
9pitat, &c per Rfino.
Eeferfilie. 40e per. 9bo.s ganoeI.
@rniier Rfeffer. Seras, 100 per Bfo.
&obl, $500 per Crate.
Haoiesden. Doc II. 35e fir Elm TF0.s
8iinoeI.
9eeten. Acc per IbS.- ginbeI.
RupfiaIat, $2.75 per Crate.
Neerrettigs@ ursein. Der Sfo. 1886.
@eIbe @ur5eIu, 40e II. Acc per GBb.
GaunIb, $500 per 8uiheI,
8riifeIer Gpro5erL &c Der Sfuns.,
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SIM @ifer.

Srau mad Dem bdiisIiden
Streit): y8arum lit oenn mein
Mann nod ni6t int 8ureau2@
0ienitmdoden: s@emiB, neil Sic
gelagt baben, sic wollten nod belt
te gu sSbren gItern auriidfabrenl~
Srau: pa fam er lanee mar
tent"
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@abl stn5etgem.

In Die 9iirser BON Gnn gIntonio.
Sd made hermit befannt, oaB i9 Elm
&anoibat fir bas Gmt hes 8oliseiz uuo
Selier : Rommifidrs bin Ino er5uhe @e
I'm ssbre 1lnteritiibuns bei Der 8abl am
l., GpriI.
SO. O. Goblin.
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SD tiinbi9e MIDI hermit als 9anbis
Dot fir oas Mn1t bes Seuers nnb goIiS
Sei : &pmmifIdrs BEL Der beborftebens
ben S~pe5inlpabl on unp erfude bic
Stimmgeber bon Sati Gtitonio nm lire
l1nteritiibung.
3ubert s. ttbr.
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teb.@arH

San %slutonio, Ger %. @6r5 19t6-
&iihe $500 bis $40.
&dlber $3.50 bis $500.
8iiIen $4.85 bis $5.65.
Gdien 1925 bis $500.
ct. 2ouis, %. Mdrs. 19164 Minsz
'ieh, SegnssBieh, $5s25s bis $500
Gdipeiie 800 lino $3.50.
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@. q. gpbin.

5iermit fiinbiae ih mid als annoioot
fir ons &mt beg Semers uno Toli8ei
&ommif1drs, bns bnrd Die Exclamation
bes 9dtb. Mbert Stebes bafart aeiuprs
ben III, BEL Der beborlte1enoen bon ben
&ommiHaren ange5ebten GpesialipubI
an uno iude Die 11nteriiibung Der
Stimmgeber bon San Intonio nod.
Bill Briebt.
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sSstm y~SSmperiaI" erbalt man Elm edl.
feg tirf. Sab. 505 .. Sonftom Ctr.
@uentbcr & Stranghan. Gisent.
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SIMS I'll Derrentem.

0aS mmtere nmS Obert StDdwtrf
bon Nr. 21S Df-Gommeree Strake
1T su berrenten. Mabere Nnsfumft in
Der Office Ser rSreiert greRe1.
The West Virginian. [volume] (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1914-1974, 1916-09-29
RUFF STUFF
sY RED.

County is Engaged in Paving
Work"
From this Job there should be lots
OF money for prisoners"
Villa and band kill 81 in car.
Get Villa, dead or alive"
Smiles.
Democratic Majority in Randolph"
Times.
Can't get the idea. it's not Novem-
Der yet.
1t seems that the real "eye openers
being handed out are not by the Re.
publican party.
Though cool enough to linger under
the sheets this morning all the kids
managed to get out to see the circus
unload.
And they'll stay up until midnight
telling about 1t tonight.
Preparedness at the circus looks
good but It will hardly be sufficient
to drive away large armies.
Such as Villas 81 men.
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ENCOURAGING THRIFT.

WHEN the postal savings system went into
w effect many dime savings banks and other
movements to encourage the saving of small
sums went out of business, assuming, as was nat
ura in the circumstances that the government con-
trolled system would prove to be all that was need
ed. But the opposite has proved to be the case.
The postal system is only qualified success in
spite Of the fact that the amount of money it now
has on its books is quite large, and it did not at all
take the place of the banks maintained by Sunday
Schools, big banks with officers of philanthropic
turn of mind and other institutions which under.
stood the Importance of intoxicating the habit of
thrift and the lifting power of pennies saved.
But the penny bank movement is again on the
way and this time the great American Banking
Association has its eye on it and is encouraging it
in every way possible The report on the progress
that was made during the past year which was pre-
sented at the meeting of the association held at
Kansas City this week was of the most encour-
aging and interesting of the vast mass of highly
important reports read at that meeting. Young
Men and Young Women s associations American.
lZatlon societies, well known corporations, labor
unions and best of all the school authorities in many
OF the cities Of the country have begun systemat-
ically to teach thrift and encourage the saving of
pennies it greater amounts cannot be spared.
For the current year an especial effort will be
made There is bit Of sentiment connected with
this part of the program for this is the centennial
of the establishment of the savings bank system in
the United States and today the savings banks of
the country hold the truly stupendous sum of
$s,500,000O00
This year it is the hope to introduce the system
into 1000 American communities that do not now
know it. Some of these will be West Virginia
towns for the thrift campaign announced by the
State department of schools is we'll under way
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.rsh, than whom there 3 no better authority. de-
clared positively in speech made in this state
few days ago that when all the bureaus and COM
missions now provided for under the Wilscn adj
ministrstion are in operation, NINETY-EIGHT
THOUSAND, SEVEN HUNDRED AND NINETY
THREE new places will have been provided for
deserving Democrats. There it Is! Instead of
looping off offices declared to be useless the Dem
ocratic administration has already provided 100.
600 additional places and all of these places are
being filed by Democrats
They have answered their promise of economy
by appropriating 100000 more than was ever
appropriated by Republican Congress, and by
providing bond issue for 100000 more.
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FRIDAY EVENING. SEPTEMBER 20, 1915.
"Americc First and America Efficient"
rs IT A BENEVOLENT sCHEME

would be interesting to analyze clearly the mo-
tiyes Of the Democratic politicians who are try
ing to induce the Republicans to elect Demo-
cratic candidate for Governor
1t would be equally interesting, no doubt to an
alyze the motives of the Republicans who are will
ing to lend countenance to this scheme.
us What does the Democrat get out Of it7 That 8
easy enough. He gets exactly what he wants and
he knows exactly what he wants. He elects his
man, disorganizes the Republican party and he and
his Democratic friends get both the elective and
the hundreds of appointive offices that will come as
reward. It's all right from the Democratic stand
point.
But how about the Republican? What does he
getf
If he is capable of spite work he has opportunity
to vent his Spite But that is all He gets no office
He helps elect Democratic Governor and helps to
demoralize his own party, so as to endanger his
county ticket and all the men on his ticket from
President down. Democrats are very generous in
this state. They take all but give nothing. Dem.
ocrats are not voting for Republicans. On the
lpther hand they are voting against all Republicans,
while seeking aid from Republicans for their guber.
material candidate.
What do you think of Democratic benevolence Z
What do you think Of the estimate this plan places
ppon you as Republican, Do you believe there
are 10000 Republicans in West Virginia who will
be willing, for no better reason than that the Dem.
ocrats believe them capable of spite work, to sup.
port Cornwell for Governor7 We doubt it.
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WEST VIRGINIA PATENTS.

As reported by H. E. Dunlap, pa.
tent lawyer, Of Wheeling, w. Va, the
Patent Office records show the re-
cent issue Of the following patents
to West Virginia inventors: D. S.
Beebe, assignor to The Vitrolite Co.,
Petersburg, furnace for producing
glass; J. M. Jones. Alexander, domino
holder; Harry Northwood, Wheeling,
lightning.ixture; E. L. Shajn, Crown
Hill, railbond; r. r. Smith, Clarks.
burg, pie cutter and grower.
Mr.. Dunlap also reports the issue
Of the following trademark registra-
ton: Sparks Drilling Jar Co., Char.
lesion, Well drill.jars.
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THE END OF THE SEASON.

THE season of the year is at hand when for
large percentage of the people of this great
country irrespective of sex or present cond-
ton of servitude the sport page is the most import.
ant section of the newspapers.
Well, it is a fine race and we do not blame the
man or the woman who is more interested in what
Alexander the Greater does on the :'crucial" days
to the more feared than hated rivals then he or she
is in the loss of few yards of trenches on the long
battle lines of Europe.
Another season like the present one ought to re-
store baseball to the high pinnacle in public esteem
which it enjoyed before the days of the Federal
league and the disgusting scandals which attended
the frenzied finances of the major league magnates.
After all it is first among all the sports in our es
TEEN and when the people feel that it is being play
ed to the top of the players capacity as well as on
the level prosperity attends and the whole coun
try watches the progress of the clubs.
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A WHERE WOULD THE CUT COME?
M r. CORNWELL and his stumpers and edito,

M 4. CORNWELL and his stumpers and editors
lvl who are willing at all times to yell ''me too
Tor small state expenses" should be required
70 specify where the economy is to fall Do they
consider the Republicans extravagant in spending
$4,000 per year Of the state s money to help poor
districts to keep their schools up to the high stand
ard required by Republican lawsf
What do the voters of the ninety-fve magisterial
receiving this aid have to say on the ques.
nonI Let us have straw vote, too, from the one
hundred and sixty-four high shoots, all Of which
get share Of the $4,000 State Aid High School
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Fall Apparel of individuality
For Women of Taste
Fashions
WtrQ-SmQrt
Suits at S35

Variations Of the fashionable sfl.
huette are shown in these hand.
some suits Of Broadcloth. Bolivia
Cloth. Velour and Wool Poplin, and
II you examine the materials. the
trimmings. Innings. tailoring. ETC..
you will notice that they are the
kind always found in Jones' gar.
ments at this price and often found
in much higher priced suits sold
elsewhere. These beautiful suits
have the long, sweeping lines Of
fashion in the full fiaring coats.
Rich, long. sweeping lines Of fash.
ion In the full haring coats. Rich
velvet fur.trimmed collars and
cuffs and bands Of fur add charm.
Other Suits S35 to $65.
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membered as the country's greatest

membered as the country's greatest
president.
"Step Lively" right on top Of the
Little Girl Next Door" and followed
by Fair and Warmer gets us all bawl.
ed up about the Grand.
Wonder will we ever get into the
Colonial again2
Guess we will II they make a groc.
cry store out of it.
Food For the Navy Higher"
Probably the beans have grown larg.
er.
Was pretty cool to stand and wait
for the parade but none who came to
see went home without seeing.
Work for the cops about the city to-
day as the circus men claim there
are a bunch crooks following It.
Lock the doors and take all jewelry
and coin with you because it's worth
while keeping anyhow.
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Today 1t looks like Philly VS.. Bos.
ton.
But C. Weyland has dam bit Of
influence" over Cornwell.
"The Deutchland is coming back.
It is going on hunting trip for the
Bremen perhaps.
Some still figure the Bremen will
show up in which case it must be
about bereft of water and hard tack
after so long trip.
Three Americans Killed in Clash
With Mexicans."
OF course when history records
these little things W. W. will be re.
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USELESS OFFICES.

ist1HB Democratic platform Of 1912 assailed the
Republican party for extravaganza, one of the
main charges being that that party had been
Keeping on the public payroll horde Of useless
ofieeholders. This declaration was coupled with
promise of rigid economy, should the Democratic
party be placed in power.
The Democrats have fulfilled their promise to
abolish useless offices by creating and filing more
than $4,000 new places already And Senator b.
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Through The
Official Periscope

"some talker." said man in one
Of the Cornwell audiences the other
day. as the Hampshire man ratified
along about his 1904 prophecies OF
gloom and despair, but pears to me
he's Just a leetle behind the times,
amt he?"
"Yes," said the man next, but you
see he started out twelve years ago
and he's Just getting round to the
young fellers again with the same old
stuff"
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Why Noff

Erdlx, small boy Of four, cama
into his aunt's house one day and said,
"Auntie, did God use pattern to mako
me by?" She replied. u suppose so.''
"Then," said he, che must have soms
pieces left over and why can't he put
them together and make me q bahx
sister,
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II Republicans were disposed to 90
into the HOUSEHOLD of the Democrats
what beauty OF a running mate for
Wilson would John ]. Cornwell make!
Wilson's picture at the top of the pos.
ter. and underneath the likeness OF the
PRESIDENT all that vast array OF crit.
icism. excoriation and editorial as.
sault which Cornwell's opponents cop.
led from the Hampshire Review and
circulated broadcast during the late
Democratic primaries. Even II this
did leave Col. John T. McGraw, depos.
ed Democratic National Committee.
man. the Original Wilson man" in
West Virginia, Cornwell's attacks on
the President would prove him beyond
doubt the most original Wilson man
In West Virginia.
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lions and tigers In fine shape. Now
you capture q live mouse with your
bare hands and"
Movie Actress-Not for a million.
Here's my resignation.
ops,mlstio Thought
+ The more powerful the obstacle tn
more glory In overcoming It
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Cornwell's slip at Sissonville has
set the whole state to laughter. When
he said "lf there is any men in this
audience who voted for Abe Lilly I
warn you that they will attempt to get
you back into the party" That was
the first time the Republicans Of the
state were aware OF the Cornwell ar.
gument that Democrats who had vo.
ted. for Cory Hogg and David E.
French. In the Democratic primaries
were now all in the Republican party.
II that isn't Cornwell's argument, his
presumption is the greater, for 1t i'm.
plies that ANY" Republican who voted
for Lilly Is Democrat now, while any
Democrat who voted for Hogg or
French could not possibly be a Repub.
lican now. How the tens OF thousands
Of voters in the state who voted for
Attorney General Lilly must Love that
ego in the Hampshire Editor!
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THE HAMPSHIRE PROPHET.

There was a man in our State
A prophet dark and GUM
Who propheted in nineteen four
That II the corporations bore
Their share Of tax. no less, no more,
We'd all be on the bum,
And when he saw that he was beat,
With wondrous might and main,
He got himself little boss,
He gave the coin another toss,
And now he's tryin' to put across,
The same old stuff again.
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This mornings suffrage edition Of The Fairmont
Times is decidedly interesting and attractive pubica-
ton. 1t reflects great credit upon the staff of women
writer's responsible for it, who by the way are so mod
est about it that they refrained from printing their
Names
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Baseball fans saying. eff the Giants had only had
this earlier in the season." Quite So
and II the Begians had only not opposed that German
rush. As George Conan used to say life is a funny
proposition after ALL"
The West Virginian. [volume] (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1914-1974, 1916-09-29
" YOU DON'T GET YOUR PAPER GALL
1WESTERN UNION"

Subscribers our carrier routes failing to got The
West Virginian any evening should call WESTERN
suNIoN' state the fact and give name and residence
and messenger will deliver paper to your door at
pnce. There In charge to the subscriber for this
service. The West Virginian plans to render to it's
nbscribers the best newspaper delivery service DOS
stble and this is part OF the plan.
The West Virginian. [volume] (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1914-1974, 1916-09-29
NERvUs.

NERvus.
They are not going to cut me up
II 60 to the hospital are theyr
"of course not when you're going
Just for q rest. What makes you think
they ere?"
because, when I called up the hos.
ptAA Yolce said, Operator.
The West Virginian. [volume] (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1914-1974, 1916-09-29
John RuskIn,s Good Idea.

John RuskIn's Good Idea.
Mem are enlisted for the labor that
kills; let them be enlisted for the Ia
Dor that feeds; and let the captains OF
the latter be held as much gentlemen
a. the captains Of tina former@John
Ruskin.
The West Virginian. [volume] (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1914-1974, 1916-09-29
HIS BASIC THOUGHT.

s. Victim - What has happened,
Where am I?
Doctor-You must have been seri.
ously injured IN trolley accident.
But cheer up-You will recover.
{ Syictim-How much.
1he. Manager-You've jumped over
5he -eh6 all right and you faced the
The West Virginian. [volume] (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1914-1974, 1916-09-29

AS provocative of mendacty tea seems to be worse
than whskey.
The West Virginian. [volume] (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1914-1974, 1916-09-29

Crude oil went up notch yesterday If that is the
signal for new movement for higher gasoline prices
the fellows who lease space for storing are
going to have their facilities taxed this winter