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The Twin Falls times. [volume] (Twin Falls, Idaho) 1905-1916, 1916-10-12
Kimberly Neus
(Times' Special Correspondent

VIM. Martin and family of Califor
MIA arrived in Kimberly Monday of
this week to look after his farm in
says, but we all believe that he is
homesick. They drove through in his
car and hasn't stated the length of
their stay.
Otis Emanuel left Tuesday for the
Sawtooth summit where he will spend
a week with his father in the mining
business. No doubt Otis will have lots
of gold nuggets when ne returns
Mrs. Ed Coke's father, John Stokes
berry, of Aurora Nebraska, arrived
Saturday of last week. He will stay
here till cold weather and then he will
leave for California for the winter.
The Himler Daylight store will open
their door to the people of Kimberly
and surrounding country Thursday of
this week. Mr.. Himler has a real nice
store, which is a credit to Kimberly,
The fixtures are all white and all new
goods which, makes the store real
tasty.
Ray Eubanks is the new hasher at
the Grill cafe.
Several of the Kimberlites made a
business trip to Nevada Sunday.
A. c. Daily and family have rented
move the first of next week.
Miss Grace Hull and daughter ex-
I pect to leave next week for Seattle
/ Washington, to make their future
home.
The Twin Falls times. [volume] (Twin Falls, Idaho) 1905-1916, 1916-10-12
R. N. A. LEADERS
HERE NEXT WEEK
National Officers of Royal
NeighbOrS Coming
TWO DAY SESSION ON SOUTHERN
IDAHO DISTRICT.
Banquet, Sightseeing Trips, With
Degree Work and limitations on the
Program.

The supreme officers of the Royal
Neighbors of America will be enter
tanned by Vishnu camp No. 297O, R. n.
A. on October 10 and 20, on which oc-
casion delegates and visitors from the
eleven camps of the Southern Idaho
district will be present. Among the
noted members of the order who will
be in the city on the occasion will be
Mrs. Myra B. Enright, of Kansas City
Mo-, supreme oracle; Mrs. Ida Hamb-
lin, of Pendleton, Ore, northwest SUI
pervising deputy, and Mrs. Cora Har-
ris, of Blackfoot, district deputy
The program will open on Thursday
evening, October 10, at $3.50 o'clock p
M, with a meeting at the Moose hall
at which the following program will
be given:
Piano solo-Bessie Conover
Address of welcome-E. M. Sweeley
mayor of Twin Falls.
Address of welcome-H c. Scranton
on behalf of M. w. A., Twin Falls.
Address of welcome--Mrs. Effie M
Watkins, on behalf of Royal Neighbors
Twin Falls.
Vocal /duet-Nliss Lucille Wolfe anC
Miss Katherine Kief.
Response-Mrs, Ida Hamblin, stat
supervising deputy.
Drill-Fourteen little girls.
Address-Mrs. Myra B. Enright, su
preme oracle
Solo-Emery Benoit.
Reading-Mrs. Wilfred Mckay
Olsen.
Violin and cornet duet-Gale an,
Dale Starr.
Drill-M. w. A. Staff
America"
Friday morning will be spent il
The Twin Falls times. [volume] (Twin Falls, Idaho) 1905-1916, 1916-10-12
State NeuS

Held On Sixteen Indictments-D E.
Dandy, former auditor and recorder of
KOotenai county, who resigned recent
ly on demand Of the county commits
sioners on the grounds that he had
shown unfitness for the office, was
held today by Judge M. Flynn to ans
wer to the district court on 16 of the
indictments returned against him re-
Gently by grand jury, alleging misap-
preparation of funds Dandy entered a
plea of not guilty under the bond of
$1,000 which he furnished after being
arraigned a few days Wallace
Press-Times.
The Twin Falls times. [volume] (Twin Falls, Idaho) 1905-1916, 1916-10-12

is absolutely worthless to a person I'M
less he is able to replace damaged
or worn parts at once, without wait
ing several weeks for parts to be
shipped from the factory we have re-
quired all Maxwell dealers to carry a
full supply of parts in order to give
Maxwell owners everywhere the kind
of service they are entitled to. Any
Maxwell dealer can furnish owners
with parts Immediately. If he couldn't
The Twin Falls times. [volume] (Twin Falls, Idaho) 1905-1916, 1916-10-12

JERSEY COWS, HORSES, MACH
INERY, ETC, TO BE SOLD AT PUB
lie sale at Hugh Dodds ranch, miles
east of Berger, Tuesday, October oath.
Hugh Dodd and s. w. Tull, owners; c.
A. Robinson, clerk; Lue e Vanausdeln,
auctioneers. ADVERTISEMENT
The Twin Falls times. [volume] (Twin Falls, Idaho) 1905-1916, 1916-10-12
MAXWELL CAR SERVICE
MAKES HIT WITH OWNERS

Portland, we have put new and real
meaning into the word service There
is nothing so eXasperating to a motor
list as to find that he cannot secure
parts for his car when he wants
them" stated w. ]. LaCasse, north
west supervisor of the Maxwell Motor
Sales corporation, while in this city
last week
"Realizing this fact, also that a car
The Twin Falls times. [volume] (Twin Falls, Idaho) 1905-1916, 1916-10-12

he wouldn't be a Maxwell dealer"
said Mr.. LaCasse. This is our idea
of the meaning of the word service,
and is going to be the chief factor in
the purchase of motor cars by men
who want their moneys worth"
The Twin Falls times. [volume] (Twin Falls, Idaho) 1905-1916, 1916-10-12

Read the BUSINESS DIRECTORY"
in the Tuesday Times; it will interest
you.
The daily Gate City and constitution-Democrat. (Keokuk, Iowa) 1916-1922, 1916-05-25

permit himself to remain outside its
ranks. AS comrades fell under the
leaden hail In the charge on the bat
tlefield, those that were left simply
closed up the gaps and stood shoulder
to shoulder in closer and stronger
mutual support. So should the sur
vivors close up and stand together as
the arch-enemy, death, makes fire.
quent gaps in the ranks Of the Grand
Army of the Republic.
To the ancient church in Sardis it
was said: Thou hast a name that
thou Invest, and art dead" Let US not
be so. Let us keep up the organiza-
ton as long as there are half dozen
that can get to meeting. And when
the last encampment has been held
and the last post dissolved and the
last veteran has been mustered out,
may the memory Of the Grand Army
Of the Republic and the principles for
which it stood be a precious legacy
to our children's children for all the
coming generations until the republic
shall stand forth in that brightness
and power that Washington saw in
times Of DID,
The daily Gate City and constitution-Democrat. (Keokuk, Iowa) 1916-1922, 1916-05-25
HONOR Extended
TO DR.. NEWCOMB
Local Pastor is Member Of lmportan Mt
Committee of National
Body.

DR.. E. B. Newcomb who is attend
ing the general assem- bly, of the Pres
byterian church now IN session in At
lantic City, has had the honor to be
appointed a member Of the committee
on bills and overtures which is the
most important committee of the gen.
eral assembly. The committee num-
bers twenty-five with the retiring
moderator as chairman. DR.. New
comb was made secretary Of the COM
mittee. Last nights issue of The
Gate City contained \ Geographic re-
port of the action Of the committee
which was adopted by the general
assembly. to the effect that candi-
dates for the ministry must accept
all the tenets Of the church.
The daily Gate City and constitution-Democrat. (Keokuk, Iowa) 1916-1922, 1916-05-25
Opposed to Horse
Racing in Chicago

CHICAGO, May 25.-Opposition to
revival of horse racing in Chicago
took form here today when several
members Of law and order league
lodged a protest with the states attor-
ney and Sheriff Traeger against the
proposed meet to be held here in July.
Neither have announced what action
they will take. While the opposition
was starting its fight. the Illinois
Jockey club announced 1t had decided
to postpone the opening Of the revival
meeting for two weeks. Instead Of
raising the curtain on July 1st as
planned, the nags will not get under
way until July Is. They explained
that the delay was to give the owners
at Latonia track a chance to ship
here for the meeting.
The daily Gate City and constitution-Democrat. (Keokuk, Iowa) 1916-1922, 1916-05-25
ToDAY's BEAUTY TALK

You can make delightful shampoo
with very little effort and for a very
trif1ing cost, If you get from your
druggist a package of canthrox and
dissolve teaspoonful in 4 cup of hot
water. Your shampoo is now ready.
Just pour little at time on the
scalp and rub briskly. This creates
an abundance of thick, white lather
that thoroughly dissolves and removes
the dandruff, excess oil and dirt. After
rinsing. the hair dries quickly, with
fiuffiness that makes it seem
heavier than it is. and takes on a rich
luster and a softness tina! makes ar
ranging 1t a pleasure.
The daily Gate City and constitution-Democrat. (Keokuk, Iowa) 1916-1922, 1916-05-25

period Of expectancy. It Is for this reason
that much OF the distress such as morning
sickness is avoided. All prospective fathers
should SEQ to 1t that the expectant mother
is provided with . bottle Of Mothers
Friend"
drug store. 1t is applied by the eIpcctant
mother herself, it penetrates deeply and af-
fords quick and splendid relief in q most
gratifying manner and reflects a physical
betterment to the nervous disposition of the
baby. Don't fail to get bottle OF Mothers
Friena.' today and then write 2radheld Reg
ulator Co. lI3 Lamar Bldg, Atlanta, Ca.
for pretty little book brimful Of informa-
to read it.
The daily Gate City and constitution-Democrat. (Keokuk, Iowa) 1916-1922, 1916-05-25
HOW G. A. r. CAME
TO BE ORGANIZED
CONTINUED from Page Thirteen.)

supported by the government and by
many of the states, that give the
otherwise homeless veteran home
in his helplessness. Pensions have
been procured for many deserving
cases where the individual alone
could not have reached the proper au-
tlorities. Through Memorial Day
exercises, Memorial Sunday sermons
the observance of Lincoln and Wash
iHgton birthdays, the floating Of the
flag on various patriotic days, the
talks by the veterans to the school
children and securing their attend
alice in large numbers at Memorial
Day parades and ether patriotic OBJ
servances respect and love for the
flag as the emblem of liberty has
been kept alive. And not only Is this
true of the children but whole COM
munities are brought together on the
common ground of love of country.
through the efforts Of the Grand
Army of the Republic. Go to the
cemeteries and the parks and see the
monuments of various kinds which
have been placed there through the
direct and indirect influence Of this
order Go to the great battlefields
and read there on the granite blocks
and shafts the story Of what this gov.
eminent cost in those four years.
Much of that story would never have
been told in such a way but for the
persistent efforts of the Grand Army
o. the Republic Go to the larg er
cities and see the hundreds of thou
sands that flock there to the national
encampments to hear told for the hun
d,-edth time the story that no man can
fully comprehend until he has been
in the ranks and has learned by ex-
perience. No other organization
The daily Gate City and constitution-Democrat. (Keokuk, Iowa) 1916-1922, 1916-05-25
r. podoe 8: cedar Rapids 2.

Fl. Dodge 9; Cedar Rapids 2.
CEDAR RAPIDS, May 25.-Fort
Dodge landed on Ulch and Berger In
the eighth and ninth innings yester-
day and beat Cedar Rapids to 2.
Score r. H. e
Fort Dodge -. 900 100 o44-9 IL 8
Cedar Rapids 600 40 00O-2 s
Batteries-Ulch, Berger and Hoff
man; Higgins and Smith.
Clinton II; Mason City 2.
CLINTON, May 25.-Clinton ham
mered Corey to all corners Of the
field yesterday and beat Mason City
II to Q. Score: r. H. e
Clinton $3.50. 302 1872 01x-11 Ia !
Mason City 200 900 OO0-2
Batteries-Grant and Brown Corey
and Richardson.
Muscatine z; Waterloo o.
MUSCATINT, May 25.-Waterloo
was unable to hit Wagner yesterday
and Muscatine took the first game Of
the series, Z to O.. Eddie Brennan
manager and first string catcher OF
the visitors, had his thumb broken by
foul tip. Score: Il. II. e.
Muscatfne ........... 32O OUO IUx-i
Waterloo ........... 600 0O0 OOO-O
Batteries-Wagner and Hruska ;
Davis, Neusal and Brennan, Bescher.
Burlington s; Marshalltown 8.
BURLINGTON, May 25.-Burling-
ton defeated Marshalltown here yes
terday to 3 in we'll played game.
harrington O10 101 20x-5
Narshalltown O1O 900 200-3
Batteries-Blunk and Boelzle; Wat
kins and Byers.
The daily Gate City and constitution-Democrat. (Keokuk, Iowa) 1916-1922, 1916-05-25
Good for the ElaQ.

Des MONIES Capital: The Des
Moines city government has arrang-
ed a searchlight on the top of the
municipal building in order that it's
rays may play upon the American
nag as it flutters in the breeze from
mat building. The action Of the
council is gratifying and indicates
The trend of popular feeling and
thought toward patriotism. Where
nags are required to appear on public
buildings, including schoolhouses, a.
good service can be performed by
seeing that the flags are renewed
Nothing looks more unhappy than a
.attered flag where a new one ought
70 be. Tattered flags coming from
cattle fields suggest glory, but latter
er flags on public buildings indicate
Neglect.
The daily Gate City and constitution-Democrat. (Keokuk, Iowa) 1916-1922, 1916-05-25
TO CALL MAY 80
DECORATION DAY
Thirtyfifth G. A. Changed Name to
That From Memorial
Day.

1t is perfectly proper to speak of
May 80 as Decoration day. The thir-
ty-ffth general assembly of the state
of Iowa amended the clause prohibit
ing baseball games and other sports
until three o'clock p. m. to read on
Decoration day instead Of Memorial
day as the act read when passed by
the thirty-second general assembly.
The daily Gate City and constitution-Democrat. (Keokuk, Iowa) 1916-1922, 1916-05-25

new arrival the first
thought sh ou1d be
Mothers Fri e n d."
This Is an external
remedy gently applied
over the stomach mus
clcs. 1t makes them
firm and plant, they
expand naturally with
out undue strain. 1t
removes from the
nerves those in6u-
cnces which are re-
sponsible for much Of
the pain incident to tho
The daily Gate City and constitution-Democrat. (Keokuk, Iowa) 1916-1922, 1916-05-25
Central Association
CENTRAL ASSOCIATION.

Results Yesterday.
At Burlingt on-Burlington 5; Mar
shalltown. 3. #gss
At Cedar Rapids Cedar Rapids, 2;
Fort Dodge, 9.
At Clinton-Clinton. IL: Mason
City. 2.
at Muscatine-Mu Z; Wat.
The daily Gate City and constitution-Democrat. (Keokuk, Iowa) 1916-1922, 1916-05-25
CLUB STANDINGS
National League.

Results Yesterday.
AT Cincinnati lila; New York G.
100.
At Chicago, $50; Philadelphia, 6-10-
II.
At Pittsburgh ISL; Brooklyn 1880
At ST. Louis 5-9-4; Boston, 4-5-3.
Games Today.
Chicago at Cincinnati
Brooklyn at Pittsburgh.
American League.
Climbs w. L. Pct.
Cleveland .........-... ~ ~ .o4f
The daily Gate City and constitution-Democrat. (Keokuk, Iowa) 1916-1922, 1916-05-25
A Little Blossom,
To Delight the Home

When it is known that in the near
future the home is to be blessed with 4
The daily Gate City and constitution-Democrat. (Keokuk, Iowa) 1916-1922, 1916-05-25

Where They Play Today.
Marshalltown at Burlington.
Fort Dodge at Cedar Rapids.
Mason City at Clinton.
Waterloo at Muscatine.
The daily Gate City and constitution-Democrat. (Keokuk, Iowa) 1916-1922, 1916-05-25
draws crowds so large nor teaches
such a vital lesson to the nation.

draws crowds so large nor teaches
such a vital lesson to the nation.
In national crises like the present
one the Grand Army OF the Republic
speaks out with no uncertain tone.
Not member OF that army desires
another war. There are no LIMOGES
among the veterans of the civil war.
But, on the other hand, not one o.
them wants an ignoble peace. What
ever threatens the perpetuity of our
free institutions calls imperatively
for an adequate defense. Millions
for defense but not one cent for trib-
ute' was the war cry in the infantry
of the nation. It will be the spirit Of
the national encampment when it
meets in Kansas City, and Of every
veteran there and elsewhere.
The Woman's Relief Corps.
1t was the Grand Army Of the Re-
public that called into existence that
grand army of women fifty known as
the Women's Relief Corps, who have
been ministering angels to the needs
OF sick and disabled veterans for all
these fifty years. and who find larger
demands upon the sympathy Of their
hearts and the work Of their hands as
the years go by and the ranks grow
thin. State and national encampments
OF the Grand Army have given the or
ganization full recognition as the only
auxiliary body and placed it coequal
in honor with the Grand Army AS
this organization takes in loyal wo-
men OF any age it will probably be
strong working force when the last
veteran of the civil war has been laid
to rest beneath the flag he loved and
defended.
The Sons Of Veterans and Daugh-
tiers Of Veterans are two offspring
that should perpetuate the virtues Of
the parent organization actively in
the next generation. It is not a cred
it to either of them that there is no
better showing made In this city. An
attendance at state and national en-
campments AMI listening to the
live wire" reports given there ought
to- stir the latent enthusiasm in the
heart Of the most conservative Son
and Daughter.
In view Of what the Grand Army OF
the Republic stands for and what it
has accomplished, it seems strange
that any veteran Of that war should
The daily Gate City and constitution-Democrat. (Keokuk, Iowa) 1916-1922, 1916-05-25

st. Louis reports plenty of jobs and
a shortage of hands in various skilled
and unskilled lines. AS conse-
Quence citizens are urged TO turn
down beggars too strong to work.
The daily Gate City and constitution-Democrat. (Keokuk, Iowa) 1916-1922, 1916-05-25
/ GUARD PROBLEM,
TO GET OFFICERS
Adjutant General Logan Finds This
is the Main Obstacle in
Organization. Of citi-
zen soidiery.
MAKE CONSTANT STUDY
QUESTIONABLE is Sent Every Two
Weeks and Men Must be
Efficient IN
This.

II it were not for the Unborn en-
thusiasm for military affairs which
many young men possess, the nation
al guard would never be enable to Of
ficer its troops in the opinion OF
Adjutant General Logan. AS it Is. the
problem of securing sufficient officers
is the most curious one& which the
national guard has to face.
Few people realize that the nation
al guard officers must make con-
slant study of their work 1t re-
quires four nights per week Of study
week in and week out the year
round, all Of the time they serve as
officers for these men to keep up with
their work. Every two weeks a new
list of questions is sent them. There
are between forty and fifty questions
on the list. The officers have to pass
examinations on these and many OF
these questions require from 200 to
300 words to answer.
No Money for Them.
The officers do not receive cent
duty. They then receive 1867 per
day. They are required to buy their
own uniforms and supplies and their
own bed rolls, blankets, etc, when
called into camp. Officers say they
spend several hundred dollars year
In their national guard work.
You can readily see that 1t is only
the man who loves military work and
IS truly patriotic who will accept an
Official appointment in the guard
said General Logan when he was ask
ed about the problem of the national
guard a few days ago. /,
This is one of our greatest prob
getting officers. And it is a
great loss to the guard when an of
ilcer moves away, or dies, or has to
pass out of the service. Our good
officers are studying faithfully four
nights out Of the week to keep up
with their work The questions are
made up by the regular army and the
examinations are conducted by one
Oh its officers. 1t is stiff course"
The daily Gate City and constitution-Democrat. (Keokuk, Iowa) 1916-1922, 1916-05-25
Queensware Department

Many desirable articles are cut
One-half. Brass crumb trays
and scrapers, hand painted
sugars and creamers, large
brass vases, coaster sets, large
stems, cut glass sugar and
creamers, cheese and cracker
plates, Sarara chip marble
statue, 8 at. aluminium preserv-
ing kettles
The daily Gate City and constitution-Democrat. (Keokuk, Iowa) 1916-1922, 1916-05-25
For S aturd day
Foulard Silks

~ Inch Cheney shower
proof silks, about 800 yds.
assorted colors, 85c quail.
ity, 2 yds. for -. $500
Limit 20 yards to a GUS
toner.
The silver state. [volume] (Winnemucca, Nev.) 1909-1925, 1916-04-06
LOCAL i0TES AND
PERSONAL MENTION

Herbert Gage, of S~undanee, Wyom-
ing, is registered at the Overland.
d
J. L. Workman returned yesterday
from a prospecting trip to Nye county.
~
James G.. Stewart is in town from
Willow Point, registered at the Over
land.
J.. G.. Harrison was in town yesterday
from Goleonda, registered at the Hotel
Lafayette.
o.
Born.-At Winnemueea, Nevada,
April 5, 1916, to the wife of Adolph
Crotto, a son.
SMOKE WINNEVA CIGARS.-advt
q
Andrew Diekerf is in town from
Gold Branch, Oregon, stopping at the
Hotel Lafayette.
Domingo Bengoa, the %wellknown
McDermitt woOlgrower, is in town
stopping at the Star hotel.
John Etchert and John Lamerains,
the well-known woolgrowers, are in
town today from Goleonda.
d
Yesterday the Symmetrical Pearee
company unloaded a carload Of coal az
the Southern Pacific station.
o.
Albert Seeliger, of the Humboldt
Soda & Bottling Works, spent yester-
day in Golconda on business.
o.
SMOKE WINNEVA CIGARS.-advt
L.
Avery Shottle leaves on Western Pa
cifc No. 2 tonight for the family ranch
near Stacy, California, to remain un-
til fall.
You can celebrate Western Consum-
ers' Week for 5 cents with a bar o6
Silver White Laundry Soap. Winnie
mueea Mere. Co. -advt.
w. G. Adamson, manager of the Win
ncmucca Mountain Mining company
and the Goldbanks Quicksilver compa-
ny, left for Reno Tuesday evening on
b ~,sipess.
J.. M. Anderson, proprietor of can
derson's Print Shop" Sacramento, ar
rived in town last evening and left
this afternoon to inspect the Adelaide
mine, near Golconda.
d.
SMOKE WINNEVA CIGARS.-adv
The silver state. [volume] (Winnemucca, Nev.) 1909-1925, 1916-04-06
HIGH CLASS STATIONS
ON SALE THIS WEEK

II. III. Schmitt, representing Ruby &
Bowers, growers of pure bred livestock
at Gresham, Oregon, with sales stables
at Davis, California, is in town today.
Within the next day or two Mr..
Schmitt viii receive from his firm a
carload of Percheron, Belgian, Shire
and Clydesdale stations, which will be
placed on sale at the stables of the
Summerield-Pearc company. This
stock is guaranteed clean and sound
and will be sold at right prices on
easv terms.-advt.
The silver state. [volume] (Winnemucca, Nev.) 1909-1925, 1916-04-06
NOTICE TO SCRIP HOLDERS

Pursuant to an order Of the Board of
Comfy Commissioners of Humboldt
Comfy State Of Nevada, made and en-
tered on the 9Th day of April, 1916,
notice is hereby given that the County
treasurer of said County will redeem
All scrip of said Count registered dur
inc the month Of July, 1913, upon the
delivery of the same to said Treasurer
at his office in the town of Winnie
mueea. in said County. And notice is
also given that all interest on said
scrin will cease in thirty days after
the first publication of this notice.
j. w. DAVEY,
Clerk of said Board.
First publication April @, 1916.
Last publication May 6, 1916.
The silver state. [volume] (Winnemucca, Nev.) 1909-1925, 1916-04-06
LOCAL WEATHER REPORT

Following is the report of the local.
Weather Bureau for the twenty-four
hours ending at s a. m. today:
Highest temperature yesterday, IS.
Lowest this morning, 81.
Mean temperature yesterday, 40.
Normal temperature yesterday, As.
Prevailing wind direction, S.W.
Weather Forecast for Winnemucca
and vicinity: Fair tonight and Friday.
RAY L.. FISHER,
Official in Charge,
The silver state. [volume] (Winnemucca, Nev.) 1909-1925, 1916-04-06
SMOKE wINNEvA cIGARs.-adv
RESIDENT PASSES
AWAY IN COLORADO

w. A. Brown is in receipt of a letter
from his sister, announcing the death
of her husband, ]. H. Sadorus, which
occurred at L%oveland, Colorado, on
Monday of this week. Deceased was
well known in Winnemueea, having re
sided here for a number of years. At
one time he conducted a grocery store
on Railroad street.
The silver state. [volume] (Winnemucca, Nev.) 1909-1925, 1916-04-06
LENTEN SERVICES AT
ST. PAUL'S CHURCH

Mass at s O'Clock daily.
Sunday, Wednesday and Friday
Evening devotions at 1880.
First Friday 8 a.. m. with Stations
of the Cross in the evening.
Second Sunday of the month, mass
at s a. m.
Goleonda IL O'Clock.
The silver state. [volume] (Winnemucca, Nev.) 1909-1925, 1916-04-06
THOSE JORDAN VALLEY BOYS
HAVE NATIONAL REGULATIONS

An eastern maiden, matrimonially in
elined, is making inquiries as to the
habits and character Of a certain young
man IN this valley. Now, who the
dickens is hef-Jordan Valley Express.
Well, by gum, we can't imagine.