The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1916-01-28
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: A Mulligan Stew
OBSERVATION-DISCLOSURES

larrupin' good truck bear meat is?
! Well, Doc Weloh donates this receipE
to the Mulligan Stew: "Take five or
six pounds of lean meat and heat it
thoroughly with the fiat part of an Rx
until all the fbres are broken. Now
have Dutch oven or deep iron pot.
Heat the ak head until 1t is red hot;
place in the bottom of pot and lay
meat on 1t, turning it quickly so that
the entire surface Of the meat is
scared; pour on boiling water until
the meat is covered, then add tea
spoonful Of salt, pinch of pepper,
three potatoes. a can of tomatoes and
a cut up onion. Boil slowly for an
hour, at which time remove the meat,
throw it away and eat the AK"
On
have never seen it, have you'--a
snow man or woman that had lived
through real live chinook.
10
Sunday morning while viewing the
flood on lower Main street, / made
discoyery--a discovery that's worth
Several million dollars to George
Cham berlain. Woody Wilson and 9TH
er Fo'most leaders in the national pre-
paredNess movement / always was
CRAZY on the subject of submarines.
and the only reason never possessed
more than half dozen at one time
was their tremendous cost and intri-
Kate mechanical construction. BUT
Sunday g revelation has cast all that
aside and makes it possible for the
naval Board to supply this country
with millions of submarine boats at
about $500 per-for don't suppose
Matt Johnson's Tum. alum office cost
any more than that. did it. Matt'
On
. | wonder what sort of compromise
Mayor Doc Best of pendleton will have
to make before be gets bis ordinance
through TO regulate dancing down
there and il when he gets it through |
it will have any semtlanoe of itse'f as |
it was when he started 1t in other
words will he know it when he seas it
and will it regulate the light fantastic
toe and the gay elastic heel and entire
anatomy in the dance as he intended
when be first introduced his ordinance
in the council down there at pendleton
Those lads of the Athena Eli basket
ball team are trave, loyal little
bunch, but when 1t comes 10 going up
against band of Rladiators who inject
jiu jitsu and football tactics into the
game aud get away with it, then / say
that our Ii boys should be excused.
At one sitting up at the school gym
Friday night saw more jiu jit wrin-
kles than ! ever expect to see again
unless l should visit the island of the
cherry blossom o-r-i Walla Walla.
G-whizl Why, they mastioate the
rules of the game with as much avid
ity as Pendleton did in basel all in the
days of the yellow Kids"
On
In the Posts corner of the Saturday
ENu X AiluI, uuu tuIh.
"T. Arnsley Bolts. the lard of Bea-
verion, who was In town this wk. con-
sulting with Julian P. Scott, the fear
less vers Thirst OF the Y. M. &. A.
regarding the formation uf Poet 3
Union. is great admirer of OF Clark
Wood, the Gilbert X. Chesterton of
Weston, Or, whose own muse may be
said to have passed the twaddling
clothes stage.
"When he called ON the Alibi be
held 10 his right band-holding the
mitten from the same In the left-the
following lifting lyric from recent
issue Of OF Olark's Weston Leader lit
being the only paper 10 Weston):
'Contentment
" My home ia on the mountain steep;
/ seine foI rat bits in the deep.
And Hs pluck them from the boughs.
| feed them to the angry COWS.
Then to my Eulalis HE.
And drink a slice of oattlsh pie.
"MT. Bolts stated that he felt OF
Clark's pome revealed to him a kindred
soul, and that in unswer he had cuifed
the following out of his reluctant Tyre
Just to show that genius answers gen.
ius In its own inspired aooeuts across
the snowy miles hetwesn Beaverton
and Weston:
"a Twilight Twitter
eddy twirling our cat by the tail.
/ stood by the backyard pump;
SOulfully shifting the scented gale
That watts from ths city dump.
] tho't Of the ffieudless, furtive cats
Prowling the alley lots
Chasing the furiivs. furless rats
Unblessed by friend like Bottsl"
ON
I'd like to have that little Russian
forward on the two Walla bakset- ball |
team for printers "Devil" he'd
make dandy Come to think of it,
though | would have to get rid of my
office cat, for Tom would be no match |
for him in a scrap.
Some where, somewhere up in Mon.
tam. itll be below pedro tonight.
Ibetohy.
Thera's no use In going over TO
Diniy Moores any more, for eth
amt no more duty Moores in oil
Oregon" (This should be snug tc
tho tune of "OarIie Nalion."l
It's question with me. whether or
no Kernel Wood Is strictly guarding
the cause OF Democracy in Weston
do not altogether like the idea Of
Big Sim Barnes having sole custody
Of those registration books over the,e