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The West Virginian. [volume] (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1914-1974, 1916-02-09
LUSITANIA CASE.

iTHE word from Washington that the Lusitania con.
troversy practically settled will be received
with sigh ohrelief. 1t has been long vextng prob
lem and that satisfactory been agreed
upon is good news The German governments proposals
are said to fully meet demands OF the United States
but the Kaiser gives his savowal without making the
express admission that the sinking Of the Lusanaa
reprisa1 was illegal.
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FEEL + ii. fine! TAKE.
"CASCAIRETS' FOR
lin BOWELS B D
SPEND 10 cENTsI DON'T STAY,
BILIOUS, 81 X, HEApAcHY,
coNsTlPATEp:
a. 70. - b A
CAN'T HARM your BEST CA
THARTIc FOL N e OMEN
III. ANpEc HlLDREN.g 3.i

Enjoy life! Your system Is fi1led
with an accumuIat ion Of bile and
bowel poison which keeps you bilious,
headachy, dizzy, tongue coated, breath
bad and stomach sour---:Whyi don't
you get q 1o.cent box Of Cascaretss at
the drug store and feel bully: Take
.Cascarets tonight and enjoy the mic.
est. gentleSt liver and bowel cleans:
ing you ever experien You'll
wake up with q Il, clear head, clean
tongue. Lively step rosy skin ana
looking and feeling at. Mothers can
give a whole CaacarekSt TO q sick, cross
bilious, teyeriBh child any time-they,
are harmless never grtpe OF sic clI' Y.
The West Virginian. [volume] (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1914-1974, 1916-02-09
G0NFERl;..E!!N,C.,E T I

n n AyoR BOWEN and the newsboys of the city are
W the question Of selling newspapers on Sunday.
consdeahIs objection has been raised to the newsies
crying during church hours. The vendors
appeas tobelieye that Mayor Bowen wish them
to sell Sunday papers gal The mayor says that he
has oblectlonI whatever to the boys selling Sunday
paDsse, but lyasks that they making noise
during tho tne church services being held An ad-
The West Virginian. [volume] (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1914-1974, 1916-02-09
Observation-Disclosures,

HE Chief Executive recently completed
tour through the west preaching doctrine Of
preparedness He should apply the doctrine TO HIS
own party. It seems utterly demoralized::
Speaker Clark was forced to descend from the Speak
ers chair to open the discussion
There was no other sufficient ca1iber
which the party could depend Thus Speaker Clark
given the cold shoulder Baltimore, had to- come for
ward and sayehe day by reason the fact that the
President and his party were powerless combat the
hostile elements within their own ranks.
The success Of the plans Of the Chief Executive for
preparedness seemingly depend the Republican mem
bers Of the House and Senate With only the support of
his own people his is hopelesly lost The Wilson
Minute Men" Of former days conpicuous by the
fact that they are not TO be found
1t becomes evident that Mr.. Wilson must depend on
the Republican party put his stolen thunder
measures.
The West Virginian. [volume] (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1914-1974, 1916-02-09

Kitchener to Command lns EGYPT
LONDON, Feb. 9.--Field Marshal
Earl Kitchener is. to take over the
command OF the British forces IN
Egypt, and the Earl Of Derby. who
has been in charge Of the recruiting,
lis to be the new Secretary OF State
for War, according to reports here.
The West Virginian. [volume] (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1914-1974, 1916-02-09

7oped from what Is known as Middle
English" and contains examples OF
both Middle and "Old English.
One OF the. laws Of the legislature
of The Old Dominion, for Instance
provides THAT whosoeveT, shall abb
sent himself, from service any Sunday
without an, allowable excuse shall 53ors
felt a pound OF tobacco, and he that
absenteth himself q u month shall for
felt 50 lb. Of tobacco. ~,
The West Virginian. [volume] (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1914-1974, 1916-02-09
RUFF STUFF
gY,RED.

A Clarksburg man fell for a race
track fraud in Florida. From the way
the Clarksburg race track is run he
should have known better.
The only way we can figure mat
tresses in a gents furnishing window
is that they are Appropriate to wear
while the sidewalks are as they were
last night.
IA Charleston. man. who swiped a
watermelon 20 years ago has Just
now paid for it. Ifiyou are unable
to get free advertising in your olo
days try this stunt. +
The names Of some of the Fair
mont bowling teams seem quite ap'
propriate.
A feud over a dog has started IN
Berkeley. The Hatfeld.McCoy teud
which started over the same animal
seems due for a bleacher seat.
Don't understand why that fellow
in Decatur, ILL.,, wanted to burn down
the house OF the guy who married q
girl with whom both were in. love.
Should, ION the other hand, have built
him a home.
eWst Virginia girls spell better than
the boys reports j. F. Marsh. Spelling
won't get them a vote.
Maybe a city manager would look
after Fourth street and Madison
street.
Put sam Lloyd, after the Grafton Grafton
Bank puzzle.
Somebody should steer the Navajo
Indians, who have gone on the war
path, into Mexico.
why is it that you can always get
fine service at restaurants until you
buy meal ticket?
Being Leap Year the ladies' are pill,
ing up their writing desks with va a.
entines.
ed notify Brooks Fleming, Jr,
That short line train that chased
man up the main track and then fol'
lowed him onto siding finally catch;
ing up with him and killing him should
be brought before Ross Stout.
yellow sheets are what all news
papers are made Of now, due to the
lack Of analine dyes.
Can you imagine Bryan teaching
houn' dog tricks?
That Columbus, Ohio. Russian who
would not accept q pardon from hang'
ing because he did not like this coun'
try. must have had a Government 5op
while in the old country. 5#
IA Balttmore& ohla train ran eight
miles without an engine or fireman,
and did not jump the track or run run,
mast any, danger signals. Pass lne
iprize. which in this case be brown
derby, to that engine. 49,
r Perhaps It would be q good sidea
to3itry running all trains on Cnsat
River grade without engineers II the
wheels won't leave the rails.
Two trough necks' who sad they y
were Mayor. Armstrong and Dtrec "
Hubbard, have been getting an en-
trance to the stage door OF g We We'll.
known burleBuue house dn Flttsp9rgn
and ,loafiinR With the chorus girls.;
ain town stun that. Z Must have hlgn
regard for the city. officials. y, Is
!. AZ Boone county man who stole 2
watermelon from q anelgh bor's farm
20 years ago has paid Tor the melon
and interest. He said he Joined the
Holy Roller church and his conscience
hurt him. There are several gentle
men In the Swrold who had better
light shy OF Holy Roller eyiyals, y;
It has the same effect 90 they woaIaS
beS .taat's IN 1 O week.
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Lloyd Conway, who Is teaching at
Grant and boarding at Frank Trtppet' .
spent Sunday with homefolks near No.
T.. lt..+
Miss zelma Trippett, of Fairmont,
spent Saturday and Sunday at her
home at Lock IS.
Milford Smith, who has been under
the care Of DR.. Stewart, with humps,
Is some better at this writing.
r. M. Lytton, OF near Smithtown,
spent Sunday with his daughter, Miss
Lima Trippett.
Miss Lille Lanham7went to Catawba
Saturday to be with her grandfather,
Mr.. Summers, who was very low with
heart trouble and dropsy, and who
died Saturday night and was buried
Monday. st
Josephine, the little three-year.old
daughter Of Mr.. and Mrs. Clint Austin,
of near Round Bottom, died OF mem
braneous Group last Sunday morning.
She had a severe could for about two
weeks which developed Group.
Grandmas Henry and Trippett have
both been on the sick list for some
time past. but seem to be better now.
Miss Sallie Barnes, who has been
staying at Greed Gabbert's all winter,
has had grip for some time, but Is
some better annd is going home to be
With her parents. who have also been
sick. i e
Mrs. J. H. Keib1er and daughter,
MARIAN, Of Lock 70 have the humps
and are real sick.
Mrs. Florence Guthrie, gave o sur.
prise party; for her mother, Mrs Reba
Rabers Wednesday, but the weather
was SO bad that only few could at
tend. Aunt Pheoha was certainly sur
;prised and received several nice pres
ents. h, I, u, 7. al
1.-THE stork visited the home OF Mr..
and Mrs. Emery Shafer Sunday, and
left them q fine big boy. Y
y TOO Late. what's the matter.
.Bobbie7" ", IN s'@ !
PLEASE. auntie, I don't like my.
fI8'sWell, dear, don't eat IL"
But auntie, I have eaten IT, r.
Boston Transcript. $40 s; 5s
Fox.TFots, Now.-ssT heys say" re-
marked the spinster boarder, that
the woman who estates Is lost. !" 7.3
Lost Is mot the proper word for
it,,ss groWled the fussyl old bachelor at
the pedal extremity OF the table.
.Ghe'B extinct I'm iannp polls Star
The West Virginian. [volume] (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1914-1974, 1916-02-09

iusteut satisiaeory to all concerned viii undoubtedly
be the result Of the conference this afternoon The
chief EXECUTIVE the city displayed the proper spirit
when he invited tho youngateEs to mest Eh him ana
Eett1s m dfkefencas b. arbitration.
The West Virginian. [volume] (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1914-1974, 1916-02-09

The West Virginia papers continue
to be full Of stories about attempts to
evade the Yost law. Here is good
one from wheeling Otto Werfele,
produce dealer OF $50 Seventeenth
street, failed to get home with his
load OF produce" yesterday afternoon.
Otto was driving serenely through
East Wheeling with two apple barrels
and a number OF partially filled pota-
to sacks in his wagon. Several harm
less looking produce measures round
ed out the load and Otto looked like
a regular peddler to everyone but
Constable Yoho. Otto was hauling
two barrels Of bottled beer and several
gallons OF whiskey. He said it was
for personal USE but waived prelimi::
nary hearing before Squire J. Elwood
Hughes and gave $500 bond to appear
before the March grand jury"
The West Virginian. [volume] (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1914-1974, 1916-02-09

Those who thought Fairmont was 1oshng about that
new hotel probably realize by his time that there iwl
be new hotel the city; and one 1.-THE best in the
state ct that 5ss
The West Virginian. [volume] (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1914-1974, 1916-02-09

1t is well for the Democrats to have good Mann to
help out in Congress- they would not make any pro-
gress on their own. important measures.
The West Virginian. [volume] (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1914-1974, 1916-02-09

David Lamar, 'wo1f of Wall Street." has made an
appeal against his conviction for mpersonatns Congress-
Palmer Perhaps he wishes to substitute some other
word for illegal" as do the in the Lusitania
CASE
The West Virginian. [volume] (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1914-1974, 1916-02-09

fellow out in Illinois burned down another mans
house because the latter had beat the former out
race for certain young woman's affections Fired BY
An Old Love" in three reels suggests itself
The West Virginian. [volume] (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1914-1974, 1916-02-09

It comes to light that there has been some liquor
money used In Pennsylvania politics. How shocking.
Perhaps some OF the politicians were suffering from
snake bites
The West Virginian. [volume] (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1914-1974, 1916-02-09

wreck. She didn't know who It was.
that had been run over. Who is it,
she asked. She was overcome when
told It was her. husband-that he had
been fatally injured. Moore died a
few minutes after the accident"
The West Virginian. [volume] (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1914-1974, 1916-02-09

Superintendent M. P. shawkey, Of
the state department Of schools, takes
q great deal of pride, says the Char
lesion Mail, in. the possession of the
first volume OF 1.-THE Statutes at
large Being q Collection OF all the
laws of Virginia From the First Ses-
sion OF the Legislature. In the Year
1918 to 1850" The book was pub
Iished in Richmond in 1909, having
been compiled by William Waller
Hening.
The volume contains many strange
laws for the regulation OF community
affairs 4 and the behavior of persons
in both public and private life. The
language, too, is only slightly devel-
The West Virginian. [volume] (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1914-1974, 1916-02-09

The Germans have placed fine Of $4,000 marks on Q
certain city However, II the German mark keeps on
the downward scale the fine will not amount to SO much
after all
The West Virginian. [volume] (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1914-1974, 1916-02-09

Six homicdes in three hours in Pittsburgh Sunday
And they refer to West Virginia as Wild country in
that same hamlet.
The West Virginian. [volume] (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1914-1974, 1916-02-09

L. e. Moore, an employe OF the
Philadelphia Oil company at Clarks.
burg was killed by a train In that city
the other day. "a peculiar feature OF
the fatality was that his wife saw
1t but did not know at the time that
the victim was her husband. The
Exponent American quoting an eye
witness gives this account Of the at.
fair: "Mr. Moore was walking down
the main track OF the Baltimore and
Ohio railroad near the depot at Wall
lace His wife, Mrs. Elizabeth Moore,
was standing down the road Q few
yards waiting for him. She saw him
approach the main track and step.
as he thought to safety onto the side
track. Al moment later the fast ap:
preaching passenger train rolled down
the track and dashed into the open
Switch Moores back was turned 70;
the engine. AEmoment later the train
had run over his body, badly mantEi
ling and crushing It. The locomotive
crashed into two box cars on the side
track te1escoped them, and left the
track. Mrs: Moore the wife, rushed,
down the track to tho 6oene 0f th0,
The West Virginian. [volume] (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1914-1974, 1916-02-09

Several new buildings planned" says headline in
pittsburgh paper Evidently that old burg trying to
keep up with Fairmont
The West Virginian. [volume] (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1914-1974, 1916-02-09

Mixing Hon ELLIS Yost and the Yost law in connection
with the candidacy is sort Of dry humOr.
The West Virginian. [volume] (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1914-1974, 1916-02-09

There was zip" to the atmosphere on yesterday
morning.
The West Virginian. [volume] (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1914-1974, 1916-02-09

President Wilson should write note to all bomb
throwers pointing that it is nasty habit and that
when We get prepared there will be something doing
The West Virginian. [volume] (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1914-1974, 1916-02-09

Mr. Wilson is still explaining why he changed his
mind on the tarin why pound IT home hard. all
know the reason.
The West Virginian. [volume] (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1914-1974, 1916-02-09

R. Il. rimbers. 81 Charleston, who
hnp been HI the real estate business
q he. s'ss 1ss SsyeEas ysaTs and -
come TO waDhinE ton TO engaEe 81 the
The West Virginian. [volume] (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1914-1974, 1916-02-09

Witcher Mccullough, Of Hunting
ton, an assistant United States dis
trict attorney has been in the city on
official business.
The West Virginian. [volume] (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1914-1974, 1916-02-09

liz. and Mrs. schlossinger spent a
few Days Ia Washington last week en-
route ID thefr home in eeling. They
were the guests of Mr.. and Mrs.
chafies 4. Frank.
The West Virginian. [volume] (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1914-1974, 1916-02-09

Mrs. Shepard the wife Of r. D.
Shepard formerly FofS shepardstown,
entertaannd Of the Belasco theatre
Segterday afternoon with a box party
Ia honor ~ out OF town guests. Among
these WAS MIRA Rowland Ringgold, of
West Hirsinia, who q; visiting friends.
III and Mfs. Shepard expect to leave
WaEhintton this week for Boston
Vhere they Will Pit on a Shakesper-
ian feHtivaI. alter returning to Berke-
Icy epringss where they have taken
. cottage for the season.
The West Virginian. [volume] (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1914-1974, 1916-02-09

Major Joe Chiffon, Of Charleston, Is
the guest of his brother, Senator viii:
lam p. Chiffon. Nm! I.s'
The West Virginian. [volume] (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1914-1974, 1916-02-09

S1ackers. British Foreman Compos.
itor ttThree more of my men have
enlisted this morning" 5i
Editor a wave Of patriot.
ism, 1ssuppose g. Il
\ Foreman Comp ositoF- Well! Per.
Ihaps that's the way TO put It, but they
say, they would rather eSshot than
set any more OF your copy t"P Passing
Show 4, 5 " B,
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Bit. OF
STATE NEWS

In Gisler's shoe store window at
sistersville there are two articles
that are occasioning much comment
as they are OF particular interest now
on account ofSwar. One OF them Is
a shrapnel shell made by tho Wheel
ing Mould & Foundry Co. It is Of the
three inch size, weighs 20 pounds
without being loaded and costs 100000
for each shot. The other article is a
pick being manufactured. for the Rus
SLAMS by the Warwood Tool Works.
The West Virginian. [volume] (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1914-1974, 1916-02-09

Mr.. and Mrs. Rhodes, Of B1ueaeld,
have spent the past few days In
Washington: Mr.. Rhodes sis connect.
ed with the local water works plant,
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,py1.l.I' AZ pV,EI:IRITIlsINo
ANNOUNCE "a MEI:!5N,IT'I i;

ANN DUNG EN- n 81 8
lam d candi date for the Repnbh cang
snomination for Congress- in the First;
Cong essional DtBtric lot. sub ect 70 the,
decision @. fthe primary Gle ctionS TO be
held SJuneYe s1pl 9. The supp oTt o. the
voters IN saatd district g espectfullys
THokfAs yt: ELEMINos
The West Virginian. [volume] (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1914-1974, 1916-02-09

Harold s. Bloch, of Pleasant Valley,
who sailed a few days ago with his
sister, Mrs. Edouard Ziegler, for. q, Wis
1t in Europe, has Joined the ambu-
lance corps Of the American Red
Cross society in France, according to
a cablegram received by his father,
s. s. Bloch, president OF the Bloch
Brothers Tobaccos company. of Wheel:
ing. Mr., Bloch and his sister sailed
January IS from New York for Lon.
don. After a short stay there they
continued on to Paris, where Mrs.
Zelgler is visiting her husband who
is an officer in the French army and
who is at present in Paris on q fur
Tough. @
The West Virginian. [volume] (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1914-1974, 1916-02-09

Baehman b theEname OF a newly
cltebliShed postoftlce I'm Fayette coun
~. Upon che Recommendation Soi
Congressmen Mttlepage Miles r.
WiclEiine vas made postmaster:
The West Virginian. [volume] (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1914-1974, 1916-02-09

Nnthan S. poffenbarger. OF Point
Pleasant wns appointed this week as
G candidate for admission to the Unit
ed States atiiltary Academy in 1915.
The West Virginian. [volume] (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1914-1974, 1916-02-09

II. B. King, Of Rayenswood, is /
visitor In Washington.
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same line Of business, associated with
r. Fulton Cutting.

A bill to grant an increase in PEN
sion to William Harper, Of Parkers-
burg, was offered in the House by
Representative Cooper upon request
Of Representative Moss secretary.
The Pension Bureau has notified Con.
gresham Littlepage that the pension
of Amos Burgess, Of Kanawha county,
has been increased to $500 month
dating from October 18th, 1919. Mr..
Litt1epage is pressing the application
Of Mrs. John Groves, Of Nicholas
county, for an original widows pen
sion. He has also introduced bill
to grant an original pension to Gus
Born, of Pocahontas county.
The West Virginian. [volume] (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1914-1974, 1916-02-09

"A bill in, behalf Of the estate Of
Aaron Van Camp and virgin1us P.
Chaplin has been introduced in the
House by Congressman Sutherland
and referred to the Committee on
Claims.
The West Virginian. [volume] (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1914-1974, 1916-02-09

John T. Harris, clerk OF the West
Virginia senate, is spending !. a few
days at his home in Parkersburg. Mr..
Harris brought the information to that
town that the West Virginia LegiSla-
tive Handbook and Manual and 'Polit-
ical Register, in the compilation OF
which he has been engaged for some
time, will soon be ready for publica-
ton. 1t Unexpected to be issued not
later than March Is. The new manual
is expected to be the most complete
volume OF the kind ever issued in
West Virginia. In fact, it is said TO
be the only book Of its exact kind
ever issued here. 1t will contain
much public information of value now
made available only through diligent
search through the state archives.
The West Virginian. [volume] (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1914-1974, 1916-02-09

William Laughner. engineer at the
power plant 4 of the Eagle Glass and
Manufacturing Company at Wells
burg, has built miniature flying ma
chine after the style Of the Wright
bi.plane, which he has In operation
at his work sroom. The machine iBsa
very small one, and has a small dunn
my to operate. By turning on the
electric power; a small electric motor
is SGT in operation, and the machine
flies, Of its own power, in very large
circle. The machine has attracted
the attention of all who have visited
the engine room as It is a model Of
uniqueness.
The West Virginian. [volume] (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1914-1974, 1916-02-09

AZ Boone /, county man who stole 9
watermelon from a neig boris farm
20 years ago has paid for the melon
and interest. He said he Joined the
Holy Roller church and his conscience
hurt him. There are several gentle
men An \ the $wrold who had better
ifEht shy Of Holy n llerS yiyals, 4
ii has the same effect as they would
DO aat'ss In @ week.
The West Virginian. [volume] (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1914-1974, 1916-02-09

A Clarksburg man fell for race
track fraud in Florida. From the way
the Clarksburg race track is run he
should have known better. ss
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RIVER BEND.

Lloyd Conway, who is teaching at
Grant and boarding at Frank Trtppet's
spent Sunday with homefolks near No.
The West Virginian. [volume] (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1914-1974, 1916-02-09

The only way. we can figure mat
tresses in a gents furnishing window
Is that they are Appropriate to wear
while the sidewalks are as they were
last night.
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IlloElAe 81. ELEMIM0
The Tomahawk., 1916-04-20
AnachroniSm.

Nearly all of the prominent business
men of America have some connec-
tion with the church; many of them
are conspicuous leaders Of Christian
enterprise. Industrially they are Doc
tor Jekyll; enthusiastically they are
Mr.. Hyde. What use is there in gloss
ing the matter? They are proud OF
being just and fair where it is an
economic necessity; they are brutally
callous where it is a religious grace.
The employer who dare not rip
faithful but gray-haired mechanic from
his lathe and throw him upon the
mercy of the community will tear a
faithful but gray-haired. preacher from
his pulpit and drop him upon the lean.
cold bosom OF charity.-Joseph II.
'Odell in Atlantic.
The Tomahawk., 1916-04-20
Glass Of Hot Water
Before Breakfast
a Splendid Habit
Open sIuices Of the system each
morning and wash away the
poisonous, stagnant matter.

Those of us who are accustomed to
feel dull and heavy when we arise;
splitting headache, stuffy from cold,
foul tongue, nasty breath, acid stom.
ach, lame back, can, instead, both
look and feel as fresh as daisy always
by washing the poisons and toxins
from the body with phosphated hot
water each morning.
We should drink. before breakfast.
glass of real hot water with a tea
spoonful of limestone phosphate in
it to flush from the stomach, liver,
kidneys and ten yards Of bowels the
previous days indigestible waste, sour
bile and poisonous toxins; thus cleans
ing, sweetening and purifying the en-
tire alimentary canal before putting
more food into the stomach.
The action of limestone phosphate
and hot water on an empty stomach
is wonderfully Sinvigorating. 1t cleans
out all the sour lamentations, gases,
waste and acidity and gives one .
splendid appetite for breakfast and it
is said to be but little while until
the roses begin to appear in the
cheeks, A quarter pound Of lime
stone phosphate will cost very little at
your druggist or from the store, but
is sufficient to make anyone who is
bothered with biliousness, constipa-
ton, stomach trouble or rheumatism
a real enthusiast on the subject Of in.
ternal sanitation. Try it and you are
assured that you will look better and
feel better in every way shortly
Adv.