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El Nuevo mexicano., 1916-01-27
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FrIVollty
MY PfopideReS keab hs Star
FrQn him who's perslHfsntly serious
He's worst Of All boFeA that there afe
He drives is to anger dGllr'0ub.
gay laughter and llshteAt Fomanda
IIe fFgwEis upon these-wiIl have hone
Of themf
And music and song and the dance
He can't aee the 10y on the fun Of thpmI
OH Providence. Net us bb fre0.
Quite Tree of that fashion Of idulieh-
neEsl
A fool Of the blindest Ii he
Who never indulges III f6pIihhness.
We take it most kindly Of late.
a boon OF the highest b~enisnity.
THAT It'll this immdelatd date
Ws'Ve never been burddned with dignity.
Hsls HOPE We can 90 oil through life.
Mfeehting the Worst and THE best Iii 1t.
he pain aid the JOY and tie strife.
fet finding the smile and the Jest IN II;
And No as The years hurry past
And mp nuinefous decades shall shriyel
Aa,
EssY pfay that right up u iho iast
we never shall cease to be frivolous.
Befton Bfaley, in Magazine Of Fun
ARE you III pain, my little man2s
asked the kind old gentleman,
d answered the boy: the pains
Iii me-
ElKEUMSTANTIAL EVIDENCE
she 1tood at the back Kitchen door
Ana sala; Ason, you've been swimming
some more.p
mo. MAJ declare
The rain wet my hairlp
But Ms Shirt Wss on wrong slde before.
lobes Democrat.
FlotatIon
With such uncertainty at sea
Surrounding every style Of boat.
a loan just nov appears to be
The only thing it's safe to- float.
Washington star.
Taking No Chances
a freckled-faced girl stopped at the
post-oface and yelled out
Anything for the Murphys?g
mo, there ID not"
Anything for Jane Murphy?p
Nothing"
Anything for Ann Murphy
NO.
Anything for Tom Murphyg'
No.
Anything for John Murphy?s
mo not a bit"
Anything for Terry Murphy?e
NO. nor for Pat Murphy, nor Dennis
Murphy, nor Peter Murphy, nor Paul
Mlirphy nor for any Murphy. dead, nv
Ing, unborn, native Of foreign, civilized
or unciyilized savage Or Barbarous,
El Nuevo mexicano., 1916-01-27
RICHARDSON FoR SENATOR

.AUA t."
recss valley News. AFteala IA chafaing
Roswell gentleman, by the name Of Index.
which VI something like d fitting System,
boosts Judge Richardson for senator In d
recent edition Of that recently Democratic
newspaper the Albuquerque journal. Mr..
mlndexis thrilling authorizations regarding tie
sweeping Of New Mexico BY a cold, chilly.
Democratic wave, this fan, may be over
looked, but the question naturally arises.
why should Judge Richardson want to be
governor, senator, Or d member Of the sds
pfeme courtg
Just as long as he wants to be. that long
WIN Judge Richardson be accorded his Office
I'D the PecoA valley. without Opposition. 1t
Is a dlgniied ofice. well fitted for rounding
OUT the years Of d prominent citizen with
& long and honorable record, and 1t Is fair.
~ rehuaierative. II Il his, without struggle
Of strife, and in the discharge OF his duties
It keeps him close TO home, among his
friends and neighbofs, where a man Of his
years and temperament should most enjoy
himself. 10 be frank, we should dislike
very much to See Judge Richardson 10 out
rom the Pecos valley into the turmoil and
petty nastiness of a state election, where
even the small fact that an excellent cigar
Il named for him would be d disadvantage.
El Nuevo mexicano., 1916-01-27
Laughing joe Dixon
Is Dead in Roswell

Roswell NJ M. ,mh. 2a.ZeEAagh.
ing Joe Dixon. coIofed. aged 20
years, l0f nehrly a quarter Of d cen.
tilry 4 town character here. Is dead.
The RoaWell News says;
Joe laughed either with or with.
out proyoeAtion. Many times one
could start him going in loud peals
of laughter BY making some refer
enee ia the weather, or BIZ merely
speaking 10 him. This prociivity OBJ
tiihed for joe such distinction that
at one time he was selected as ons
of the attractions Tor a national con
fehtion OF Elks which met ia Dem
yer. BY the local order Of Elks. It
IS stated that Joe nearly broke uD
the meeting with his merriment
El Nuevo mexicano., 1916-01-27
RAJ hi ELY A FACTOR

QimaIFoh News SO far as Ralph Ely is
epHoornHa h9 rot a iVksnnk With the re-
publicaHs Ne is 4 factor ana must be con.
sidered ~ preferential material FOR lie
nomination Of governor. No loose hairs are
visible on tue character ana ability Of the
STATE chairman and le above any One disc
bhQnld receive the undivided SUPPORT Of The
party.
El Nuevo mexicano., 1916-01-27
Catfizozo Man Buys
1000 Young Ewes

Carrizoro. ~ NJ Ian 2fHiehry
ruiz lest week purchased 1000 head
7f young ewes from Robt. Leslie. Of
The Texas Park country. As soon as
the lambs ara received they viii be
taken across the nal pals and placed
with other herds that Mr. Iiifz has
oyer there. They will be received
about the 18th Of March
El Nuevo mexicano., 1916-01-27
ssll070 s7Ts 81 s99l sal7

incurred, To put al schools on a
comparable basis Il is best to elimi
these items altogether.
IN the same WAY, Is some schools
build from revenue and others incur
indebtedness for the same constriio-
tlon. 1t is necessary IN order that re.
be comparable to eliminate rom
any figures which are 70 be used a
basis for unit costs paymnuis Oh n.
tereat and on the, school debt
The reports made by county su
El Nuevo mexicano., 1916-01-27

III sinoke' or wlfle's mater come to
spond her last declining years Iii son
in-law's snug.Rdneg IL lie indicted fdf
a crime. or found out Iii 4 Steal, OF has
he one foot III The grave. one oil banana
peelg What dire and darksome GRIEF
has spread Its gloom upon Ills soul, his
countenance is thus deep marked with
signs OF dismal doieg Alas, none OF these
tribes cause his tragic suffefings; be
has to write d Colyum full Of wit ana
JOY ana things
TT Us believed the armed Japanese ii
lower California were armed with picks
and shoyels.
AND THAT they hailed from GhaI-
NEUTRALITY-SUSPICIOUS.
JOLIET Is now one OF our leading
deep.sea ports.
THE MAN who likes other countries
as we'll as His own, says Colonel Roose
welt, is like the man who loves other
Women as much dis hts own wife. 70
tAt1l Mt NAbAAtre VIZ hcNu VAHhy lcAbI VERY
briefly to the Ultimate fate Of the last
mentioned Individual.
PARDoNABLE PRIDE
with fourth Class Navy
And some 10000 men,
Nearly any guy can lick u.s." says
Bill Bryan with 4 grin.
THE WEAKEST chin Is reported BY
the Louisville Courier journal. 1t
wasn't strong enough to even rest i
cigarette on,
ETERNAL VIGILANCE is the price
Of most everything Bit, sadly observes
our friend Mr., Collier, 4 life full Of eter.
nal vigilance is sure trying.
FIVE cEhTENARi&Ns Biz
Manila, P. II Jan. 25.-sThe bureau d
health gives notice OF the death Of five cen
El Nuevo mexicano., 1916-01-27

President Wilson has decided to take the
stump before the country in favor Of his
efiglit for preparedness
The president takes uD the cudgel for
Preparedness under the stimulus Of the
sharp goad Of public opinion which pficks
from the rear. However, that should not
detract from the usefulness Of his campaign
El Nuevo mexicano., 1916-01-27

Total tf-r- A,p9hfp4
TO place the COST Of the schools on
i comparable basis It IS necessary TO
eliminate certain items from the an
mai disbursements.
The first item which must be elm
mated is expenditures for improve
ments. If a schoolhouse is built or
added 70. or n large amounts Of aanlps
menf are Purchased the cost of the
Improvement is of course a benefit to
more than one school year. and should
not properly b. charged IN rs entirety
to the year in which the expense is
El Nuevo mexicano., 1916-01-27

i startling pass if the people Of America
are not to DO trusted with the facts upon
which the international relations Of this
country are based.
El Nuevo mexicano., 1916-01-27

Z HHHpNEs ~ tn 1
Tpelimeari Sun Remember that the
'proyefblal elephant o. the hands Is q mighty
nara Thing no iSm6ye, especially when II Is
2 g. p. p elephant.
El Nuevo mexicano., 1916-01-27
lily ALL LooK rAAr Wan

WXa lNId Is
losE HI oBit h5sa
his wjfa ana ccb
sott dsu
M nA,Sn.
El Nuevo mexicano., 1916-01-27

FIVE cEkTENARikNs Bic
Manila, p. +, Jan. 25.-The bureau Of
health gives notice Of the death Of live ceh.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1916-02-25
CITY NOT MADE
Of BRICK ALONE
1t Takes Other Things to
Make a Real City; Here
Are Some of Them.

What the Laymen's Missionary Move
ment convention March SIS will mean
for FL Paso, il will be impossible to
foreteu Every visitor here leaves an
indellihle impress upon the city. Men
of the type Of the convention speakers
can leave nothing but good Every
citizen should get his share.
Brick and mortar do not make a city,
but people This style of architecture
does not determine it's character but
citizenship does Everything that tends
20 better our citizenship should have
the encouragement and support Of all
good citizens.
Tennyson by the mouth OF his ulysses
saws. ct am a part of all that nave
met" This a truth too often forgot.
We can no more escape the power or
environment than we can escape dealh
Representative visitors are poWertul
factor in the environment Of q city.
Besides their message and personality
they add novelty. Novelty draws at
tention and impresses the mind much
more powerfully than the common
place can.
resenting many denominations from
an parts Of the world, viii bring THIS
this city a message and an Inspiration
that are bound to make its cltlzens
better and give them a larger vision.
They will bring to us information
that il would take volumes TO hold'
They viii bring fresh, uptodate news
from a large area Of the earths sur
face. They will give first hand know
ledge Of different classes of people
from the Hotentot to the most highly
civilized European. To hear them viii
he like taking a trip around the world
in five days with a competent conduc-
tor.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1916-02-25

American republics on missions Of busi-
ness and commerce
Big Time for Cattlemen.
Also comes the message that Albu-
querque is preparing to excel itself IN
entertaining the delegates and guests
10 the 1916 meeting of the Panhandle
and Southwestern Cattle Growers as
ISOLATION on March Z, and 3. Inc
meetings are all TO be held in the Ma
tional Guard armory, which, according
to Mr.. Hening, will comfortably provide
for 5000 people. There will be two big
dances. one a Ia cowboy, when all the
participants will be in costume; and
the other a formal and dressy affair.
where there will be one steps and hest
tation waltzes on the program.
The chamber OF commerce OF Albu-
querque is busy informing the outside
world that Albuquerque is on the eve
of pulling off a big event, and as re-
suit of the publicity now has the as
surance that special trains will be run
from FL Paso. Amarillo. Roswell and
Pecos valley points; Las Vegas and
Ration, n. NJ, and Flagstaff and Wins
low in northern Arizona. The trains
are to be parked at the railway sta
ton, steam pipes are to be attached,
and the pullmans converted into hotel
accommodations.
asWOnderfuI Convention Expected"
"The outlook is big for a wonderful
convention" said Mr.. Hening. and one
of the things that the meeting viii
bring out is that the cattlemen of the
Albuquerque section are beginning TO
feed stock and that they are meeting
with marked results as an outcome OF
the venture"
Conditions in and about Albuquer-
que are somewhat identical to those
in the Mesilla valley" said Mr.. Hening,
though there is this difference, that
Albuquerque is a great health resort
and much of our wealth up to this time
has come from health seekers. We
have nine large sanatoriums in and
out of Albuquerque. and instead OF
shutting our doors to men and women
seeking restored health. We welcome
them and do all in our power to aid
them in winning back the strength for
which they came west"
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1916-02-25
TAOS TYPE. FOR
n. NJ. UNIVERSITY.
Purely American Architec-
ture to Characterize New
Buildings, Says Hening.

The University Of New Mexico, at AL
buquerdue. is to have the only purely
American architecture of any American
university The particular lines and
type of building that is to be found
alone in the houses OF the Taos indians.
of the Pueblo tribe, has furnished the
inspiration, and the general scheme is
being worked out by David White Crit
fifth, architect for the university. and
the man who rebuilt the city of Sidney
for the Australian commonwealth. This
information was brought Thursday to
FL Paso by II. y. Hening, editor of the
Albuquerque Herald
Mr.. Hening also said that breadth
had been given to the size Of the cam
pus as well as to the buildings, and
that 800 acres had been set aside for
the students and their future homes.
Upon this broad area anything might
occur from a Marathon to an indian
harvest festival.
All Except the Ladders.
eve are pledged to the Taos indian
architecture, not only because it is
unique and attractive" said Mr.. Hen
ing, but also because it can be added
to almost indefinitely without spelling
the general effect of the. building. True
the indians went up and down on lad
ders and that added to the pictur
esqueness of it all, but we are not going
to have any ladders, unless they are
fire escapes, and instead, will have
stairways."
Mr. Henning also said that the univer-
sity has a faculty of "a and that the
number of students has increased in
the past year from 100 to 800. David
Ross Boyd, the president, has inaugu-
rated a special course for Latin-Ameri-
can training: with a view TO equipping
young men who plan to enter the Latin
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1916-02-25
There ISAVAST army

Of men and women who really never
know what it is to enjoy sound, vibrat-
ing health-whow would be surprised to
suddenly gain that exhilarating vitality
that robust health brings.
Literally thousands without any par
ticular sickness live in general de-
biliy', as the doctors call it-have
headaches, are tired and Indifferent.
To all such people we say with unmis-
taxable earnestness-"Take SCOTS
Emulsion after meals forone monthand
allow its rare oil-food to enrich and en-
lven your blood, quicken your circula-
ton, stimulate nutrition, and aidnature
to develop that real red-blooded life that
means activity, enjoyment, success.
SCOTS Emulsion is not drug, but
pleasant tood-tonic-free from alcohol
One bottle may help you.
Scott & Bovine. bloomfield. NJ. 1S-s1
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1916-02-25
THREE 500 SUBSCRIPTIONS
CHAMBER OF COMMERCE BUDGET

Three more 500 subscriptions have been
added to the chamber Of commerce budget
fund. one was from Willard Patterson for
500 another from the Logan Heights In
vestment company. and the other from
Walter Earhart. who is a nonresident prop
ertv owner The committee which secured
these subscriptions include r. NJ. Andreas,
NJ A. Fraser and A. W. Reeves.
other subscriptions which have been add
ed TO the budget fund are: F. L. Hunter $50
q. L. Cobb S1b.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1916-02-25
Found Simple Remedy
that Relieved Child
Mild Laxative Compound COrects
Stubborn Case of Constipation.

An important duty that devolves on
parents is the regulation OF their chill
dren's bowels. Health in later life de-
pend in a large measure on early train
ing and a. child should be taught from
infancy to regular habits.
When from any cause the bowel be
comes congested with stomach waste
a mild laxative should be employed to
open up the passage gently and carry
off the congested mass. A most effec-
tive remedy for this purpose is the
combination of simple laxative herbs
known as Dr. Caldwelrs Syrup Pepsin.
Mrs. w D. Bulls. Of Reed, Okla, used
Dr. Caldwel's Syrup Pepsin for her
baby boy. Harley Buren, Bulls, and says
1T did him more good than anything
We have given him. His bowels are
very stubborn about acting, but they
act easily every time 1 give him DR..
Caldwelrs Syrup Pepsin."
Dr. Caldwelrs Syrup Pepsin contains
no opiate or narcotic drug and is
splendid remedy for children and older
people as well. Il has been on the
market for more than twenty-five
years and is the family standby in
thousands of homes. Druggists every
where sell it for fifty cents a bottle. A
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1916-02-25
CLUB
To HAVE SUPPER
Beefsteak Feed is Planned
For an Early Day For
College Grads.

A beef steak dinner will be given
by the University club on the evening
of April l as the first social affair Of
the newly organized club.
The dinner will be typical college
mems feed and will be held in one Of
the downtown hotels. Tables will be
arranged for each OF the colleges and
the graduates and former students Of
these colleges will be seated at the
tables and will give their college yells
and songs and the tables will be deco
rated with the cOIOrs and pennants Of
the different colleges. The largest
table will be arranged for the graduates
Of Texas university in Ell Paso and
this table will occupy the center OF
the dining room and will be arranged
in the form OF a 1T"
An orchestra will play the songs Of
the different colleges and a number
of college songs which the diners can
sing in unison. A number Of college
stunts, including a quartet an instru-
mental trio and a few brief talks will
also make up the program. College
men from different parts of the south
west will be special guests at the
dinner.
The beef steak dinner will be in
charge Of the social committee, which
was appointed at a meeting OF the
University club Thursday afternoon
Norman Walker is chairman OF the
committee and the others are. ~. L.
G. Witherspoon, Allen r. Grambling,
Judge Ballard Coldwen and II. o. An
derson.
Arrangements are also being made to
obtain club rooms for the University
club and a committee. headed by r NJ
Dudley. has been appointed by A w.
NOrcop, president of the club, to ar
range for these quarters. The other
members of the committee are; }. G.
Rarada and J. n. Childs.
Enrolment for the club is now beng
made and a large number Of applica-
lions for membership have been re-
ceived by president NOrcop.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1916-02-25
HOOsIER HISTORY TO BE TOLD
At INDIANA SOCIETY MEETING

A night of Hoosier history has been
planned for the second meeting of the
Indiana society Monday night IN the
bath district court room.
Three talks will be given on the
history Of Indiana during l{S three
periods of transition l.. L. Robinson
vim e-ive talk on the early history Of
Indiana from the time of its settlement
until its admission as state IN 1916;
P. II. Curran will tell Of the second
period. from acm-ssion 10 the clyli
war. and r. r. Redic VIII talk On . the
.centenniaI celebration, which is to be
held in Nav of this year
W. H. Case, president Of the cIup; mas
sent out notices to all Of the Indiana
people in lei Paso to attend the Iheetl's'
which is to be an open one
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1916-02-25
BACHELORS TO EAT CHOP SUEY
IN CHINESE CAFE MARCH 3

Thursday. March ,. falling on inc S1"i'
evening that the university OF IeNss Alumni
gi,,es tho snnual BANQUET and the Tolteo
club receptjon the Bachelors club VIII hold
its bimonthly supper on Friday. March 8 IN
stead. ,, , q,
to he held i'm a chinese cafe on South Ell
Paso street The committee on entertain
ment for the supper is: A. w Notcop' JACK
Childs and f. i. Fletcher.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1916-02-25

Prince Henry Of Prussia is one Of the
most skillful fencers in Germany.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1916-02-25
DAILY RECORD
Building Permits.

To G. +. Fuller. to make general repairs
on residence at 1913 Brown street. es''-
To Jolly & Morris. to build brick bunga-
low on Magoffin avenue; estimated cost
To Jolly & Morris. to build a brick bunga-
low on Douglas street; estimated cost $b4Vo
To B. c. Baca 20 build adobe pebble
dash building on Myrtle avenue; estimated
cost $500.
San Elizarlo grant--John A. Happier 70
W. B. Latta. an undivided half interest IN
survey No. So San ElizariO grant. FL Pa6o
Manhattan Heights. r. LeaVeH 70
James B. Brady, lots to 20. block 20 ana
lots / TO IS. block p. Manhattan Heights
addition; consideration SO; February ~
1916.
Estrella-Mrs A. II. Earl and husband
Frank EARL. TO the city OF FL Paso lots 81.
IS, 80 block 121; East FL Paso; considera-
ton 1880; February q. 1916.
Castle Heights addition-Cole9 Building
and Real Estate company 10 the city Of FL
Paso, tract Of land containing ll.4s acres
in Castle Heights addition. FL Paso county;
consideration $50, 900; February p, 1916
North side OF Mountain, between Lack
land and Partello-Grand View Realty cGm-
pany to II. p. Hadfield- lots II, II, IL, "a,
block II. Grand View addition; consdera-
tion $40; February Is. 1916.
East FL Paso addition-W. ". Carroll TO
James J.. Mari. lots 10. II. i, block IS and
lots 8, g. 7. s. block SO. East FL Paso addi-
ton; consideration SsT5: February p. 1916.
North side OF " nlLe Ddk6s between DlFl-
sion and Rayner-A. A Lawler and wife 90
Bertha McConachie, lots s and 3. block so.
East FL Paso addition; consideration $1,000;
North side Of Mesa. between Curri and
High-Easta r. Rice and husband, J. A.
Rice, to Edgar W Kayser lot 6. and south
ton; consideration $1,000; January TO- 1916.
Births-BOys.
To Mr. and Mrs. J. J. Hernandez 1895
Boulevard. February 10.
Births-Girls.
To Mr.. and Mrs. c T. Kline. 24O1 Mills.
February II.
To Mr.. and Mrs. C. D. Gary 100
Chihuahua. February 8.
To Mr.. and Mrs c. Hello. 71s n. stanton.
February p
To Mr.. and Mrs. 4. Graham. SIC South
Stanton. February 10.
TO Mr.. and Mrs. F. Rubio. 10 Oregon,
February 3.
Automobiles Licensed.
545S--J. $. Sanger. 1914 Texas. Maxwell
545t-western woodenware company. 2ol
Anthony. Patterson roadster
$3.50. b. Little. Mccoy hotel Saxon
touring.
5l56-Toltelk Garage. 49, N Florence
touring
54s7-s. A Gray s1s Olive. passenger
545S.A. I. Taylor orndorff hotel. pass.
5l5s-A v Adams SIG San Mare,ai.
passenger Overland.
546O-W. D. Day, Y. N. c. A. five pass
enger Flanders
546i-C- II. Lawrence. III South FL Paso.
REQ truck. 800
Ssh B.. Thompson, 1911 E. Boulevard
seven passenger Packard
Ford.
54s4-Jose Estrada, canutno, passenger
54s5-R. J. Williams. 71s Park. Buick
5466-J- 1. POrtello, 1891 Manzana. seven
passenger Packard. '"
Deaths.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1916-02-25

Josephine n, Chavez, age "a. local bospi-
COS, N NJ. ~
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1916-02-25

The per capita cost OF running the govern
ment in New York city is S42
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1916-02-25

To Mr.. and Mrs. c. T. Kline. 24O1 Mills
February II.
To Mr.. and Mrs. G. d. Gary 10
Chihuahua. February 1 8.
To Mr.. and Mrs. C. Hello. 71s y. stanton
February p.
To Mr.. and Mrs 4. Graham, SIC soutl
Stanton. February 10.
To Mr.. and Mrs. F. Rubio. 10 Oregon
February 3.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1916-02-25
CARRIERS DAY.

Tomorrow being the last saturday sat IN
the month. Herald carriers Ml,i ~ S'5L
scribers will please note and be ready
for the boys.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1916-02-25
oRcHARD PARK CLUB TO HAVE
BUSINESS MEETING 1ONlGHT

The orchard Park Improvement
league will have business nee I5lllIs
chr,ot fobn W. Harm. the president,
will nreside at the meeting.