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Charlevoix county herald. (East Jordan, Mich.) 189?-1953, 1916-08-04
Old Jokes Re-twiSted.

Wife of French army aviator: MY
dear, the boy sleeps all day, and is
awake all night, what shall | do about
it?"
Aviator: (of the night shift 'Ill
take care of him, have to be up all
night anyway"
Gold, silver, copper, quick silver,
iron, nickel, tin, zinc, lead and alumni
mum are the ten minerals found in al
most every home.
Charlevoix county herald. (East Jordan, Mich.) 189?-1953, 1916-08-04
time was drafted at Chicago in the Re-
publican convention.

Crawford (N.J.) Citizen-Mr. Hughes
will be elected and we trust the control
of the legislative branch of the govern
ment will at the same time pass from
the hands that have made so complete
failure in every department of Ma
tional affairs except the securing of
offices and increasing expenses of ad-
ministration.
Charlevoix county herald. (East Jordan, Mich.) 189?-1953, 1916-08-04
Church of God Notes
Pastor, Jas. w. Ruehle.

Sunday, Aug. 6, 1916.
While several of the congregation in
cluding the pastor will be in attendance
at the Charlevoix Camp Meeting, be-
ginning Aug. 4, to continue until Aug.
IA, the regular services will continue
at the usual hour, except the preaching
services may be changed to prayer
meetings.
Sunday School 1000 a. m.
Divine Services HOO a. m. and 7:30
p. m.
Prayer meeting Wednesday 7:30 p. m.
Charlevoix county herald. (East Jordan, Mich.) 189?-1953, 1916-08-04
HE COULD HARDLY WALK

Deranged kidneys cause rheumatism,
aches, pains, soreness, stiffness. Am
brose Gary, Sulphur, Okla, writes: 81
was bothered with kidney trouble ten
years and at times could hardly walk.
| began taking Foley Kidney Pills.
got relief from the first but continued
till had taken three bottles. | fee
like new man. ."-Hites Drug Store.
Charlevoix county herald. (East Jordan, Mich.) 189?-1953, 1916-08-04

The more checks a spendthrift has
the faster he travels.
Statistics show that the sooner a man
allows his wife 10 have the last word
the sooner the controversy will end.
Charlevoix county herald. (East Jordan, Mich.) 189?-1953, 1916-08-04
Defined

Willie Willis-What's the Book of
Judgement, paP
Papa Willis-A work of literature
which will be widely read but whose
contents, am afraid, will not be popu-
lar.
Charlevoix county herald. (East Jordan, Mich.) 189?-1953, 1916-08-04

Some men even like to brag of how
much they owe.
If at the age of 2 years a child doesn't
know whether il pays to cry or not, it
will never know enough to startle the
world.
Charlevoix county herald. (East Jordan, Mich.) 189?-1953, 1916-08-04

After man gets married he is no
NSpnger self-possessed.
The average girl never turns up her
nose at man who knows enough to
turn down the gas.
A woman can get more pleasure out
of good cry than a man can extract
from a good laugh.
Charlevoix county herald. (East Jordan, Mich.) 189?-1953, 1916-08-04

A busy man is one who can't find
time to meddle with things that don't
concern him.
Charlevoix county herald. (East Jordan, Mich.) 189?-1953, 1916-08-04
Reflections of a Bachelor

Nearly everybody tries for the lying
championship.
A couple In love can get sentimen-
tai over a steam radiator.
What makes a woman SO proud Of
her children is nobody else Is.
The dam of the reservoir Of mans
money breaks every time he gets any
A girl can't keep her secret engage
ment to herself even II 1t hasn't hap
pened yet.
Charlevoix county herald. (East Jordan, Mich.) 189?-1953, 1916-08-04
First Methodist Episcopal Church
Rev. John Clemens, Pastor.

Sunday, Aug. 6, 1916.
1920 a. m.-Morning worship. Sub
ject, "The Burden Bearing God"
11:45 a. m.-Sunday School.
The league and preaching services
will be taken up for this evening.
Thursday evening prayer service at
1880 o'clock.
The Sunday School picnic will be held
at Monroe Creek on Wednesday, Aug
l6. We want all the scholars present
at school next Sunday to learn about
the plans of the picnic.
Charlevoix county herald. (East Jordan, Mich.) 189?-1953, 1916-08-04

Never call big strong man liar;
1t is safer to hire some other fellow
to break the news to him.
Charlevoix county herald. (East Jordan, Mich.) 189?-1953, 1916-08-04

Some highly sensitive observers who
make fetch of figures have been
pointing out Hughes vote for Governor
in 1908. The main thing to be remem-
bered from that campaign, however, is
that Hughes was reelected in 1908 and
that no Governor of New York has been
reelected since.
Charlevoix county herald. (East Jordan, Mich.) 189?-1953, 1916-08-04
ALONG THE FIRING LINE

The President couldn't even sign the
rural credits bill without making a
speech--and in this one he told how his
heart had ached for the farmer who
found it so hard to borrow money.
Therefore the President has signed a
bill which compels the borrowing far
mer first to buy some stock in a rural
credit association, then to limit the
amount Of money he wants to borrow,
then to confine the use of his borrowed
money to few objects, and then to
take long number of years in paying
off the debt no matter how much he
may accumulate meantime.
Charlevoix county herald. (East Jordan, Mich.) 189?-1953, 1916-08-04

Judging from the comment of Demo-
Gratis, the promotion of Representative
Hay to the court of claims is a clear
case of man being kicked upstairs.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1916-09-22
LAPORTE TRIMS GOAT
ANDERS0N'S TEAM

Goat" Anderson's bunch Of Cen
trial leaguers. minus the services Of
their leader. went down in defeat
before the Laporte club at LaPorte.
Thursday afternoon BY a score Of
10 .. CramSc. OF Terre Haute.
opposed Herb" Hill on the mound
and had "a trihe the better Of the
argument Whitley" Hensling pull
ed the star eaten of the day and by
a fast peg TO Grodick. completed a
double play. "Heinie" Tieman and
Corby. both left handed catchers.
worked on the receiving ends. IL is
seldom that left handed catchers
oppose each other. Haeger was the
hitting star driving in both Of south
Bends tallieS The score:
South Bend 00l DIG 600 =
Lap0rte 200 0o1 02s-5 = [
His and Tieman. Cramer and
CorhN.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1916-09-22
INTER-CLASS FOOTBALL
TO OPEN OCTOBER 2

Play in inter-cIass football at the
high school viii open October ?, az
cOrding TO the schedule announced
Thursday 1t is as follows.
oct Freshmen VS.. SOpho-
mores: Juniors VS.. Seniors
oct Freshmen vs.. Juniors
SOphomores Us. Seniors.
oct. 16.-Freshmen vs.. Seniors.
Sophomore VS.. Juniors
oct. 23.-Freshmen rs. Sophie
mores: Juniors vs. seniors.
Oct. 30.-FTeshnen Us. Juniors
Sophomores vs.. Seniors.
Nov. Freshmen rs. Seniors.
Sophomores VS.. Juniors.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1916-09-22
STUDEBAKER TEAMS
TO CLASH SATURDAY
Detroit and Local Baseball Agoreea-
tons Each Have Victory To
Their Credit4

With each team having one game
to its credit the battle between the
Detroit and South Bend Studebaker
teams which is billed for Singer
park. Saturday afternoon. promises
to be hot fought, even if the wealth
er is cold.
When Detroit came here three
weeks ago they bested the locals but
when south Bend went to Detroit,
"Cy' Young hurled them to vic
tory. As "Cy'' is billed for a work
out Saturday and as the weather
will be cool and just suited TO "Cy',
a second victory would not be taken
amiss by local fans.
NJ. r. Kavanagh is chairman OF
the entertainment committee and
will look after the comfort Of the
visitors while they sojourn in the
city. The Detroirers will arrive
Friday night, and the first number
viii be d luncheon at the Studeba-
ker administration building Satur-
day noon.
Following the luncheon an auto
mobile parade will be held and will
wind up at the park. where the ball
game is billed 10 start at $3.50
O'Clock. After the game a reception
will be held in the club rooms at
the administration building and at
$50 o'clock a banquet for members
of the teams and invited guests will
be served at the Eable banquet hall.
At 9 O'Clock the teams Will attend
the Orpheum and at IL o'clock the
visitors viii depart for Niles from
which town they will board the rat
tiers for their home city
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1916-09-22
MURPHY BRINGS
IN TWO WINNERS
Drives Napoleon Direct and
St. Frisco to Victory in Big
Columbus Stakes.

COLUMBUS. O., Sept. 22.-Na-
poleon Direct and ST. Frisco. with T.
". Murphy driving in place Of the
disabled Edward Geers. Thursday af-
ternOOn scored straight heat vic
tories in the Columbus grand cir
cult races for which they were IA
Vorites.
1t. Frisco was not forced 20 beat
2:06 IA during the capital city stake
trot. the real contest In this event
being for the place that Miss Per
lection took away from Bacelli.
With Zomrecht, Lon Mcdonald. Of
indianapolis, scored his third vie
tory OF the week by winning the - g
trot Judge Jones of the Geers sta
bic. Barbara King and Channin
were more in favor than the winner
Summary.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1916-09-22
LEADING CLUBS MAY
PRINT SERIES TICKETS

CINCINNATI. o.. Sept 21.-The
three leading clubs in both the Ma
tional and American leagues were
notified Thursday, by Chairman
August Hermann Of the National
Baseball commission. that they are
privileged TO have reserved seat
tickets for the next world series
printed at once if they desire to do
so.
The clubs notified are Boston.
Chicago and Detroit in the American
league and Brooklyn. Philadelphia
and Boston in the National.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1916-09-22
TAN AND BLUE GETS
DRILL IN NEW PLAYS

Coach Elmer Burnham OF the high
school continued. to drfll his men on
new plays during yesterdays work
out. The absence Of Mohn from
school. caused by the death OF his
brother. necessitated a slight change
in the backfieId. Meyers. who re-
ported only two days ago. was used
at half and Sabo shifted TO quarter
back. Although green at the posi-
ton Sabo handled himself we'll and
with a little coaching should make a
good relief man for MOhn.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1916-09-22
CLOSE FINISHES MARK
PROGRAM AT ELKHh2'G
Horses Entered at Interstate Fair
i'm Running-TOday Is the
Final Day.
Vows. Times sneclal Service

News Times Special Service:
ELkHART. Ind, Sept "a
Thursdays racing program being
conducted by the Elkhart Driving
club brought out some close finishes
and some fairly good marks. In the
fourth race of the afternoon. the
2:24 pace. all Of the heats were
travelled under 2:22, while i'm the
other events the marks were good.
Friday will close the program and
three OF the best races of the ms
are carded. including the Ell pace.
the 2:15 and 1926 trots. The old
pacing system was used in awarding
the money The summaries.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1916-09-22
BOSTON GAMES TO BE
PLAYED AT BRAVES PARK

BOSTON. Sept World series
games in this city. 81 the Boston
Americas again win the right 20
represent their league in the post
season tests probably win De- played
AT Braves field. the local horne of
the National League. with seat prices
the same as those of last year. Mail
orders. Business Manager Lauuiu
said would have no standing
Box seat prices were set "a: So
each. grand stand seats az So and
pavilion seats az 81 an these viii
ise reserved and are to bc sold only
TOR the entire series in each city.
General admissions wW 3e 81 and
VIII be available only on the day
If the game.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1916-09-22
IF DODGERS WIN COST
OF SEATS WILL GO UP

NEW YORK. Sept. 22.-The cost
of witnessing world series baseball
will go up If Brooklyn wins the Ma
uonal league title. IL WAS indicated
here Thursday hy Charles H. Ebbets
Brooklyn club
Box seats viii remain 40 So but
many of the reserved seats behind
the boxes viii sell for So. instead
Of s.. and prices Of uureserved
bleacher seats viii jump from so
cents to 81 and So
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1916-09-22
THE REMNANT CHASE

CHICAGO. Sept %. - Results
Thursday practically assure baseball
fans that the worlds championship
series will be fought out this fall
between the Brooklyn Nationals and
the Boston Americans. The former
won Thursday while its nearest RI
yals, Philadelphia and Boston lost.
The Fhiladelphians are now two and
a half games behind and Boston four
and one half in the rear OF the lead
ers. Brooklyn still has Il games to
play, one against St Louis, six
against Chicago. three against Phil
adelphia. and four against New
York. Philadelphia has remaining
one game against Pittsburgh. four
against Cincinnati, three against
Brooklyn. and six against Boston. a
total Of Is. The standing i'm the Ma
fional.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1916-09-22
HAS MADE 200 BLOWS

International News Service
CLEN ELAND. g.. sept. -2.-Tris
Speaker. who Will be the American
leagues new batting champion in a
few weeks. has zoe hits 90 his credit
today Iris made his 2OOth waIlop
in the eighth inning of yesterdays
game. he also made three others
ia the same game.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1916-09-22
RUNNERS IN PRACTICE.

Cross country practice is ON in
full swing at Notre Dame Twenty
men are working out daily under
Captain McDOnough of the cross
country team. who is working under
Track Coach R0ckHe. According 20
Coach Rockne. cross country rum
for prizes viii he held at the Uni-
Versitv. Nov. O.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1916-09-22
Al FEENEY MAY HELP.

Al Feeney. former \Otre Dame
football and basketball star. may
come here 10 assist coaches in de-
veIoping "a man TO fill the center
position. made vacant by the gradu-
alton OF Hugh O'DounelI If Feeney
can get away from his duties at
indianapolis for time he rs eN-
pected 20 help the local mentors.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1916-09-22
Miller SnH ONT.
Nd. FRESHMEN REPORT.

Freshman football candidates re-
ported for practice on Cartier field
Yesterday afternoon and were sent
through "a long workout Dy Coaches
Fitzgerald and Lee. Forty men turn
cd out tor the first workout and were
given the preliminary practice work
Several likely looking men showed uD
yesterday and coaches expect 10 de-
velop a strOng tenn
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1916-09-22

In making il three straight over
Detroit. Boston pushed jennings
men another fun game behind. now
leading them by three contests Chi
caso held second place. though it
lost 10 Philadelphia bat dropped to
two and half games behind Bos-
ton.
Boston has II games yet TO play
Four are with Cleveland. four with
New York and three with Philadel-
phia. Chicago will be playing four
with New York, and four with Cleve-
land. and Detroit still has to meet
Washington in four games. and st.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1916-09-22
N. D. VARSITY IN
FIRST SCRIMMAGE
"Chet" Grant Pilots Team
From Quarterback and
Makes Hit-Beat Scrubs

%otre Dame varsity first string
men defeated the scrubs 8 90 %. IN
the first scrimmage OF the year or
cartier field yesterday afternoon.
"Chet' Grant South Bend boy
scored the only touchdown Of the
LAY Just before the close Of the
workout. when ne recovered "a fum-
lie over the goal line Capt Cofall
narrowly missed The try for goal
The second team was siven the
bali In the middle of the field to
start the scrimmage but the scrubs
soon tumble and the first team. by
virtue or Oft tackle and line smashes
ard with the aid Of two penalties.
put the ball within striking distance
Of the goal Bergman fumbled.
however. and the ban went over.
The second team punted soon after
taking the ball. but the varsity
fumbled again and the ball went
over once more. After few downs.
Malone punted and Capt. Cofail
made a beautiful return of 30 yards.
The varsity then rushed the BAH TO
The goal line, Bergman fumbled as
he went over. but Grant fell on the
Dall.
Fumblcs Are Frequent.
Fumblcs were frequent on the
part of the frs. team Fitzpatrick
and Bergman being the principal
offenders.
Capt. Cofall showed up in mis- old
time form, carrying the bail with
speed and aggrcssiveuess
Coaches and students were
pleased with the showing made by
"Chet' Grant. working i'm his first
scrimmage as quarterback. in the
absence of Jim Phelan, who viii bee
cut Of the game for "a month. He
made enc pretty return OF q punt.
ran the team nicely and blocked
well Rydzewski. last years tackle.
was used AT center and the big fell
low showed pep and energy.
Fitzpatrick, captain OF last years
freshmen team, at fullback made
several beautiful OF tackle gains
and ran interference well. but he
couldn't hold onto the ball Bloudy'
Gaujan. veteran end, was In the
play all the time. and Mcineruy also
went good in the line
In the second team Malone.
"Joie" Dorais. Phubin and Tom
King showed mp best.
Miller stu Out
John Miller, one or the leading
candidates for the fullback position
ON the varsity. is still out OF the
same and viii be for q week be-
cause of AN ear Infection
The varsity lined up as follows:
Baujan. Re: Coughlin, It; Frantz. lg,
Bydzawski. C.; decree. rE, NcInerny.
ri. Whipple, re; Grant. Oh. Cofall.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1916-09-22
international News Service:

CHICAGO. Sept. 22.-Fleugal and
Higgins. two giant linesman, have
sent Chicago football hopes soa ring
by reporting to Coach Stagg. Steve
Brodie. a veteran guard, is the only
regular missing.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1916-09-22
InIeFnltl0naI News Service

inIeruatianal News Service
ATA DISON. Wis. Sept p An
other appeal for more candidates
was issued by Head Coach whiting
ton TODAY. Ia "a signed statement
the new mentor declares he mus
have geo c-1didateA
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1916-09-22
AMERICAS LEAGUE.
AMERICAN ASSOCIATIONS
RESULTS FRIDAY.


NIIIUnHI Ilf1f = NJ
New York. Q: Chicago. %.
Brooklyn o.. ST. Louis. o.
Pittsburgh. s. Philadelphia. g
Cincinnati. > Boston.
American League.
New York. =. ST Louis. {
Cleveland 3 Washington
Boston TO: Detroit =
Philadelphia. 5 Chicago. %
American Association
Toledo. Z indianapolis. e.
Louisville. I. Columbus. ..
Minneapolis. - Kansas city
hilwu ukec. s.. -. Paul .
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1916-09-22
GAMES TO-DAY
National League.

National League.
Cincinnati at Boston.
Chicago go New York
St Louis at Brooklyn.
Pittsburgh at Philadelphia
American League.
New York at Chicago.
Philadelphia at 81. LOuiS.
Washington at Detroit
Boston at Cleveland
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1916-09-22
2:1J TrOt, > il
..

llIne-S .WJt3 S3NH S.iOt2 . - III
To Beat $3.50 TrOtting.
Peter Prodigal WanentineI. won timp
2:27h
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1916-09-22
NATIONAL CHASE
IS ABOUT ENDED
Dodgers Lead PhiIIieS by Two
and Half GameS-BraveS
Are Out of Race.
BY Frank G.. Mcnke.


international News Nfrhlft-
NEW YORK. Sept. &c. Her
cules Ebbets today began sticking
up his Brooklyn baseball park for
the reception Of world series guests.
Application for seats began 10 rain
IN upon the Dodger MANAGEMENT.
The Brooklynites seemed 10 have
sewed mp the National league PEN
nant ana have it ready for delivery
q their boss And q. Hercules Of
boy. has mis- arms extended and a
broad smile upon his face.
The standing of the clubs shows
the Dodgers leading the Phililes by
two and one-half a huge lead at
this time OF the season The aver
ages and the remaining schedule
shows that the Dodgers have the
real edge" i'm the final drive 70 the
finish line.
The Braves can he counted out OF
the lighting henceforth. They are
four and one-haf games behind the
leaders and going poorly. SO the
Phillies alone figure as the Dodgers
foes
Dodgers Have Edge.
In batting. the Dodgers have n
1O-pOint average over the Quakers.
They are hitting .26O against $50
for their rivals. In base running
the Dodgers have stolen 154 sacks
against 124 for the Phillies.
shifting to the pitching depart
ment-the bis factor ia the last
squirt the Dodgers again have an
advantage. The Phillies have but
Two pitchers of a dependable sort
Alexander and Rixey. And Ri.Iey
has shown signs Of cracking recent
Is. So it leaves it up to- Alexander
alone to carry the burden in the
crucial games.
The Dodgers on the other hand
have at least three hurlers who are
booming along thunderously. JeT
Pfener has performed a "cOmeback"
after slipping for q month. and is
pitching wonderful baseball; Mar
guard has steadied and is heaving
more reliable game than ever before
in his career. And then there's
Larry Cheney, who is pitching
around the ZOO mark Smith.
Dell and Coombs are in reserve. An
are good
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1916-09-22
NATIONAL LEAGUE

Brooklyn $3.50 100 $50 0Of--6 10 4
Lott. Curry and Gonzales. BrOttem;
.COombs. Cheney and Miller.
Chicago ...... 900 600 600 o /
New York $3.50. 10 I01 0Os-f q %
Hendrix and Wilson: Perritt and
Rariden. Mccarthy.
Pittsburgh o.. 301 OIO Jos n 4
Philadelphia 200 0lO 1Ol--3 : 4
Grimes and W. Wagner; RiXey.
OcsChger. Bender and killifer
Cincinnati 200 O30 100 "a L
Boston 900 los 600 l
Schneider and Huhn: Tyler and
Gowdy.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1916-09-22
:; < :: :; x x x = X X X X x x
4" YESTERDAYS SCORES
= x X X x x :: X :: X x X X ::
AMERICAN LEAGUE

=
Ruth and Thomas: Coveleskie.
Boland. Cunningham. DUbuc and
Stanage
washington 01O 100 GOO 900 90 9
Cleveland O1O 010 600 600 Is ] ; 4
Johnson and Charity; G. smith.
Gould and Deherry. O'NCill
Philadelphia 100 $50 0Of-S rs o
Chicago $685.. 600 600 600 ]
Bush and Brown. Haley; Faber.
Williams and Lynn. Lapp.
New York &C.. OlO zoo 002-5 12 o
81 Louis 600 2O2 900 l. /
Shocker. Shawkey and Walters;
Wenman. Davenport and Hartley.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1916-09-22

Lott. CLrry and Gonzales. Brottem.
.COombs Cheney and Miller.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1916-09-22
STUDEBAKER LEAGUE.

= = x \ !; = X X X X : X
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1916-09-22
and Dodgers Virtually Cinch Peuas Bio League Race
BOWLING SCORES

:. :. :. : = 4 = = :. ): :: = =
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1916-09-22

Rariden. Mccarthy.
The Madison daily leader. [volume] (Madison, S.D.) 1890-current, 1916-01-11
ALLIES EVACUATE
THE DARDANELLES

London. Jan 1.-THE allies have
abandoned the Dardanelles campaign
General Sir Charles Monro. an Off
cial British statement says, reports
the withdrawal Of all the British and
French forces from the Gallipoli pen
insula
In the final withdrawal, the report
says. only one British soldier was in.
jured and there We're no casualties
among the French Seventeen guns.
which General Monro says were worn
out, were blown up by the British be
fore the evacuation. but no other guns
were left behind.
Turkish forces, estimated at more
than 100000. have been released for
use in other theaters of war by the
action of the allies i'm completely
abandoning the Dardanelles campaign.
They comprise the prize corps of the
Turkish army, hard fighters, seasoned
in fierce battles on Gallipoli The
greater part Of this force, il Is be
lieved here, will be thrown al once
into the proposed Egyptian campaign
or sent into Mesopotomia to aid the
attempt to drive the British out Of the
Garden OF Eden.