The herald and news. [volume] (Newberry S.C.) 1903-1937, 1916-02-08
RED 7APE: IN JAPAN
They Have as Fine a Brand There
as We Have Ourselves.
BUT 1T IS NOT VERY COSTLY.
An Experience With the circumlocu-
ton Office That Would Have Been
Amusing to the Innocent Victim but
For the Dread Of the Expense.

For the Dread of the Expense.
There are many curious customs In
Japan, and many things are done i'll
that interesting empire according to
methods that would be called topsy
turvy when judged by the standards
Of civilization IN western lands. But
in one respect the japanese are fully
abreast of any Of the occidental coun
tries, and that is in their ability to ma
nipulate official red tape The follow
ing incident, recounted by CORE
spondent Of the Youths Companion,
admirably illustrates the point. He
writes:
Although | have lived long in ia
pan. l have tried to keep pace with
western ideas. A corner in my com
pound bears witness to the fact that
once tried to make practical applica-
ton Of the modern maxim Help the
poor to help themselves 1t worked
out in Il rather surprising way. A beg
gar asked ne for money one morning
and l saw way to help him without
IS the expression goes, 'pauperizing
him
There was q bad place just inside
the compound gate that needed to be
filled in With stones. Of which there
were plenty Oh the seashore near by
Here was man who could transfer
tie stones to the compound for the
80 sen G5 centsl that he had asked of
me- The man fell in with the plan
cheerfully and set to work.
THE job was about completed to his
satisfaction and mine when a police
man, who appeared on the scene, ask
ed my man if he had received permis-
sion to remove the stones. The work
man referred the officer to me. and
had to confess that I had not thought
it necessary. Evidently the officer
thought otherwise, for was politely
but firmly told that ! might secure
permit by applying at the city hall.
'sTo the city hall went. knowing
that it is not wise to trife with the
regulations Of the police department
From there | was referred to the pro
vincial building As | was personally
known to the governor Of the province,
sent my card into him, only to learn
that he was absent. The lieutenant
governor, however. said he would be
glad to receive me. That courteous
gentleman was going to pass the whole
thing by, but thought it we'll first to
speak of it to the department OF public
works.
''Now, the department Of public
works had an efficient head, who be-
heved in letting nothing go at loose
ends. He announced that must I'LL In
a certain form in duplicate, making
formal application for the stones. Then
two maps would have to be drawn.
showing where the stones had been
found and the place to which wished
to remove them.
1.-The board Of public works stood
ready to make the maps-at my ex'
pense. There was nothing to do ex-
cept to agree to this arrangement, since
1 had already had the stones moved. !
thanked the lieutenant governor for his
assistance and withdrew.
''In a day or two messenger came
with the maps and forms requiring my.
signature. After that they were sent
to the city hall. Then another mes
senger took them to the governor for
his signature. One set was fled at
the city hall and the other at the Office
of the executive.
''In due time notification came by
special messenger that was permitted
to remove the stones-whfch every one
knew l had done a week before. All
that prevented me from thoroughly en-
joying the whole affair was the thought
of the bill that / should receive from
the department Of public works
After several weeks Of suspense /
was notified to appear before the treas
urer. at city hall, to pay my indebted
ness to the municipality. Armed with
my bank book. appeared at city hall,
What was my surprise and relief to
find that the bill for all this red tape
and infinite trouble amounted to II
sen, equal to about 519 cents in good
American money"