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Willmar tribune. [volume] (Willmar, Minn.) 1895-1931, 1916-12-20
SUN BURG.

Sunburg, Dec. ia Merry Christ
mas to editor, printers, readers and
all in connection with the Willmar
Tribune.
There will be q Christmas tree fes-
tival in the West Norway Lake Luth-
eran church, Dec. 26. The program
will commence at half past one.
An entertainment was held Satur-
day night at the Sunburg school house
where q big crowd listened to a well
rendered program given by Miss Hill
dur Gibson's pupils.
Mrs. Bertha Rindalen entertained
the Ladies' Aid Dec. 7th.
Miss Cora Syse has charge Of the
Christmas tree program at Monson
Lake church..
Mr.. and Mrs. Andrew Gronseth OF
Coulee, N. D., are visiting friends and
relatives Of the former, in this vtcin-
ity.
Mr.. o. N. Weflen has been on the
sick list but his friends are now pleas
ed to learn that he is improving.
Miss Dora Sandvig Is employed as
saleslady at the Sunburg store these
busy days.
=. Mn. Carl Floloe and children Of
Aberdeen, s. D., have been visiting at
1nuts Lisn's and other relatives here
1acontl
Willmar tribune. [volume] (Willmar, Minn.) 1895-1931, 1916-12-20
NAM RE.

Mamre, Dec. 18-Mrs. Gustaf Fryk-
man and daughter, Ruth and son, Paul
of Minneapolis returned to their home
last Thursday after spending a few
days visiting at the Peter Rodman
home.
Miss Ruth Hagman returned Satur-
day from Minneapolis where she has
spent couple of weeks visiting with
friends and relatives.
Andrew Anderson is at present
staying with his brother, F. N. Ander-
son.
Mrs. Emma Danielson spent Sunday
afternoon with Mrs. p. Rodman.
C. G. Carlberg's called at the Sven
Carlberg home Sunday afternoon.
On Christmas day, December 25th,
there will be services in the Lundby
church at 1920 o'clock. The Sunday
school festival will be on Tuesday
evening, Dec 26, commencing at 1900
o'clock. Everyone is cordially invited
to attend these services.
Willmar tribune. [volume] (Willmar, Minn.) 1895-1931, 1916-12-20
For the Absent One

". In packing a Christmas box Of eat
aDles to send to q relative or friend 1t
Is we'll to write out a complete menu
for Christmas dinner.
1t is pretty idea to have this menu
written on decorated card. tied with
red ribbon and holly, and placed where
It will be seen Immediately on opening
the box.
Unless the journey Is to be a short
one 1t Is a mistake to send anything
that will not keep perfectly. AS de-
lays are easily possible during the holi
day rush. 1t Is usually better to have
the Christmas box include high grade
:. goods in glass or tin.
The following menu provides suf
flc1ent quantity of homemade good
things and includes some appetizing
canned articles:
Grapefruit au Maraschino.
sardines. Lemon. Olives. Sailed Nuts
Assorted Crackers.
Boned Capon Saratoga Chips
Currant Jelly.
Asparagus Tips, Mayonnaise Dressing.
Cheese Crackers.
Homemade Mince Pie. stufred Flgs:
Nuts and Raisins Cake. Candy
BY emitting the soup nothing in this
entire menu requires heating. and all
couldeDe served with little trouble. BY
czetKg the liquor from the maraschino
>, Ferries the grapefruit will need no
= other wine for favoring. The aspara
gus tips should be accompanied by a
jar Of homemade mayonnaise, which
will stand the journey we'll if carefully
packed. The mince pie should travel
In its original pie plate. Besides loaf
of cake, there should be a plentiful
supply of small cakes and crisp cook.
les. packed in tin boxes.
In addition to the actual food, it is
always safe to include in such box a
few necessities. such as a can opener,
a nutcracker, sharp knife and sup.
ply of paper plates and napkins, with
some decorations for the Christmas ia.
ble.-New York Tribune.
Willmar tribune. [volume] (Willmar, Minn.) 1895-1931, 1916-12-20
The Synod Ladies' Society.

The Ladies' Society Of the Synod
church held it's annual business meet
ing in the church basement last Sat-
urday at p. m. The following Of
ficers were elected for ensuing year:
Mrs. E. Person, President:
Mrs. p Bonde, Vice President;
Mrs. A. H. Brown, Vice President;
Mrs. R. Anderson, Secretary;
Mrs. F.. Raabe, Treasurer.
to officers who served during the past
year. All officers were reelected ex-
cept Mrs. Botnen. president, who felt
that she was unable to take 1t another
year. The society remembered their
pastor, Rev. Andersen, with hand
some Christmas gift. The officers of
the past year served refreshments.
Willmar tribune. [volume] (Willmar, Minn.) 1895-1931, 1916-12-20
HIGH SCHOOL NOTES.

Rev. Rice gave another Of his series
Of talks last Thursday morning. His
subject was Insurance" and it was
very interesting.
Helen Sand was victorious at the
Discussion Contest last Friday. She
will have the honor of representing
the local high school in the District
contest.
Friday evening the debate took
place at Benson. The vote was I'M
animous in favor of our team. The
next debate will be next Friday at Ell
bow Lake.
Miss LANCE, Miss Jenness, William
Gratz, George Section, Alton Baldwin,
Eddie Christopherson and Sanford Os-
mundson accompanied the debators to
Benson. A good idea but it was won
dered why two worthy seniors took
such hurried interest in debate
work. But Eddie and Egg had a rea.
son.
A mass meeting was held Monday
noon. in honor of the debators.
New desks are being placed in
Room 2, which will improve the con-
ditions in the classes which recite in
that room now.
George Moscrip visited school last
Monday. We're glad to see you and
come again.
The Swedishh I. class is reading a
Christmas story. The Swedish II.
class will next study Lager0f's "Reser
genom Sverige"
Teacher explaining symbol of
choke damp)-Choke damp is that gas
which chokes the me natter they have
:1l> oh [~~
damp.
The agricultural boys are beginning
to study horticulture and Popular
Fruit Growing"
Next Thursday evening the high
school team VS.. the city team.
A little musical result will be given
next Friday morning in the court
house.
Last Monday the English w. class
wrote essays in class about Christmas.
The following story is an example
chosen by Miss Emmy and Miss Jen'
ness as the best.
Willmar tribune. [volume] (Willmar, Minn.) 1895-1931, 1916-12-20
ON THE ROAD.

It's dusty on the road of life
Yes, brother, but we're going on;
Soon cooling winds from Gods great
heights
Shall blow our rest upon.
It's weary on the road of life
4. Yes, brother, but it's WEAKNESS
That sweetens slumber when the
dusk's
Bright feet the mountains press.
It's lonely on the road Of life
Yes, brother, if your heart be cold;
Else millions at your side you find,
True friends till years are old
Oft shadowed is the road of life
Yes, brother, If you look not far;
Beyond the darkest verge Of earth
Shines loves immortal star.
The road of life is many miled-
Yes, brother, but the soul,
If brave, counts not the miles that lie
Between it and the Goal!
Willmar tribune. [volume] (Willmar, Minn.) 1895-1931, 1916-12-20
Named For Satan.

The places throughout the world as
signed by awe or fanciful humor to
the devil are numerous enough. The
first gazetteer index to hand shows
~sevil's- arrow, beef tub, bend, bit.
bridge, causeway, creek, ditch, dixie.
fork, gap, garden, glen, gulch. ink
stand, island. lake, mountain, peak.
point. punch bowl Quoits. river. slide.
tongue, tower, track. water and wall.
"And. like the other landlords. he's an
absentee says the Killarney driver
as he points out the Devils Punch
Bowl-London Spectator.
Willmar tribune. [volume] (Willmar, Minn.) 1895-1931, 1916-12-20
SvEA.

Svea, Dec. 18-A Merry Christmas
to the Tribune and it's readers.
Services next Sunday at 1890. The
children are requested to meet at the
school room Saturday afternoon.
James Mattson was on the sick list
one day last week.
A number of young people from here
attended the Pie social at District 81
last Friday evening.
Mr.. and Mrs. P. N. Olson and fam
lily visited at Eric Moline's last Sun
day.
The choir practiced Sunday after
noon at church.
The board Of directors of the Svea
creamery will meet at the creamery
next Friday afternoon for the purpose
Of letting the ice job and transacting
other business.
Hjalmar Nordstrom's were county
seat callers on Saturday.
The Ladies' Aid will hold their year.
ly meeting Tuesday, Dec. 10, at the
church.
Florence and william Olson spent
Saturday evening at Willmar.
Don't forget to come to the enter
tainment and ghost social to be given
in District No. IS next Friday evening,
Dec. %.
The teachers in District IS spent
Saturday at Svea.
Mr.. and Mrs. e. r. Swenson and
family and Esther and Robert John
son spent Sunday afternoon at P. O..
Nelson's.
Harry Swenson returned home last
Saturday after several weeks employ
ment at the Ford Service Station.
Irwin and Phemia Johnson spent
Sunday evening at ]. P. Johnson's.
Melvin johnson and William Peter
son Of W1llmar visited at Sk0glund's
on Sunday.
Mr.. and Mrs. Nels Anderson spent
Sunday afternoon at P. P. Johnson's.
Mr.. and Mrs. P. o. Mattson and
family visited at James Matson's last
Sunday.
Miss Olga Westerberg spent the
week end at H. c. Nelson's.
Holm Bros. of Kandiyohi were
around on, day last week buying furs.
Mr.. and Mrs. P. o. Nelson and
daughter, Ingeborg, Robert and Esther
Johnson, autoed to Willmar Monday
evening.
Mr.. Carl Gorans is visiting at his
parental home in Svea.
The Y. P. S. are having electric
lights installed in the church this
week. The work is being done by
Harry Erickson and Melvin Root OF
Willmar.
Willmar tribune. [volume] (Willmar, Minn.) 1895-1931, 1916-12-20
Sons Of Norway Lodge Re.organized.

Sons OF Norway Lodge Re-organtzeo.
The Fedraheimen Lodge No. 50,
Sons of Norway, was re-organized at
Willmar Tuesday evening, December
10 with membership of twenty-five.
The following officers were elected:
Judge, T. o. Gilbert; president, c. S.
Olson; vice president, J. H. Olsen;
secretary, DR.. Sandven; financial sec
rotary, O. K. Severinson; treasurer,
DR.. Benson; regent, Peter Heimdahl;
Marshall, o. M. Sundt; inside Guard.
Jacob Mekeland; outside guard, Olaf
Madison; trustees, John Skoolheim for
one year, E. c. Wellin for two years
and DR.. Jacobs for three years; doc
tors, Jacobs, Sandven and Benson.
The organization work was done by
District President, Mons Hauge of
Benson. The newly elected officers
were installed by District Secretary,
H. Askeland Of Minneapolis. This dis.
trict comprises Minnesota, Iowa and
South Dakota.
Willmar tribune. [volume] (Willmar, Minn.) 1895-1931, 1916-12-20
Sunburo LODGE Banauets.

Solvang Lodge of the Sons of Nor
way at Sunburg held banquet Mon
day evening of this week, with COW
ers laid for about fifty participants.
The menu included lutefisk, lefse,
kartofler, etc., and that it was enjoyed
by the participants goes without say
ing. The motto of the lodge ENG og
Tro til Dovre Falder," freely translat-
ed means, UNITED and Faithful till
Dovre (fjeld) Falls" Oratory and
songs helped make up the program.
Willmar tribune. [volume] (Willmar, Minn.) 1895-1931, 1916-12-20

few days ago to spend the winter with
his old friends in this community.
Mrs. E. Eliason of Dunn Center, N.
D.. is visiting with her parents, Mr..
and Mrs. Oluf Rudningen.
Mr.. Olaf Gunderson has recently
purchased a new Ford touring car
from the REQ Auto Company of Broot-
en-
Mr.. S. E. Swanson has returned
from Ray, N. D., where he has spent
the last six months.
There will be services at the West
Norway Lake church on Christmas
day at eleven o'clock a. m.
Willmar tribune. [volume] (Willmar, Minn.) 1895-1931, 1916-12-20
DOVRE e.

OOV06s
Dovre, Dec. 19-Wishing you all a
Merry Christmas.
Mrs. Peter Olson assisted Mrs. Mar
Gus Sondreson with some work on
Wednesday,.
Sarah Skaftedahl visited at her par
entail home over Sunday.
George and Russell Bitterness visit
ed at the Skattos home Sunday.
Mabel Johnson visited with friends
at Willmar a couple Of days last week.
Albert Tommeraasen arrived home
on Thursday to spend the Christmas
vacation.
Violet Bjork visited at her aunt's,
Mrs. Peter Olson, from Friday until
Monday.
Mrs. Louise Birkeland was enter
tanned at Mrs. J. Johnson's in Will
mar Sunday.
Stella Syvertson visited at her par
entail home over Sunday.
Mabel Johnson visited with her
aunt, Mrs. Albin Bjork from Friday
until Saturday.
Agnes Bitterness visited at her par
entail home Sunday.
Mr.. and Mrs. Pete Olson and fam
lily visited at the Marcus Sonderson
home Sunday evening.
T. o. Sletten Is the owner Of new
Ford.
The Western Dovre Ladies' Aid will
meet at the Mrs. I. c. Holland home
on Wednesday, December 20.
Victor Olson and George Bitterness
left for Pennock to visit with rela'
tives and friends on Monday.
Mabel Johnson is at present visit
ing at the Bitterness and Bjork homes
near Florida.
The social in District rs was well
attended. A good program was rem.
dered and a good time was reported
Elmer Bitterness visited at his par
entail home Friday and Saturday.
Mrs. N. ]. Sletten arrived home q
week ago Monday after visiting with
friends and relatives at Danvers.
George Gustafson visited at the Johr
Bitterness home Sunday.
Anna Sletten is at present visiting
with relatives at Danvers.
Willmar tribune. [volume] (Willmar, Minn.) 1895-1931, 1916-12-20
The Christmas Peal
By HARRIET PRESCOTT SPOFFORD

"AN04No acloss tue OeAA1y
y tower
The bells rang backward all the
hour.
They rang, they reeled, they rushed.
they roared;
Their tongues tumultuous music
poured.
The old walls rocked; the peals out
swept;
Far up the steep their echoes leaped,
Soaring and sparkling till they
burst
Like bubbles round the topmost horn
That reddens to tho hint Of morn,
That halts some trembling star the
first,
And all the realms Of ice and frost
From field to field those Joy bells
tossed.
They answered from their airy
height;
They thrilled; they loosed their
bands for fight;
They knew that it was Christmas
night.
Where awful absences Of sound
The gorge in deaths dumb rigor
bound,
Below and deep within the wood,
MINDLESS and weird the black pines
stood.
The iron boughs slow swaying rose
And fell and shook their sifted
And stirred in every stem and
branch
To the wild music in the air
From far lone upper regions where
Loose plunged the silver avalanche.
All up and down the valley side
These iron boughs swayed far and
wide.
They heard tho cry along the
height;
They poised in time with that glad
flight;
They knew that it was Christmas
night.
You who with quickening throbs
shall mark
Such swells and falls swim on the
dark
As crisp as if the clustered rout
In starry depths sprang Ginning
out,
As if the Pleiades should sing,
Lyra should touch her tenderest
string,
Aldebaran his spear heads clang,
Great Betelgeuse and Sirius blow
Their mighty horns and Fomalhaut
With wild sweet breath suspended
hang,
Know it's your heartbeats will
those bells,
Loosen the snow clouds vibran
cells.
Stir the vast forest on the height,
Your heartbeats answering to tn
light
A
Flashed earthward the first Christ
mas night.
Willmar tribune. [volume] (Willmar, Minn.) 1895-1931, 1916-12-20

clarified and now if you will take q
few minutes to commune with your in
ner self and then ask yourself the
question, "What is Christmas?" your
answer will be "a feeling of peace,
wonderful and inexplainable."
GEORGE SCOTTON, II.
Willmar tribune. [volume] (Willmar, Minn.) 1895-1931, 1916-12-20
Pretty Cold This Morning.

Mr.. T. J. Sampson Of the State Farm
reports a minimum temperature this
OF 81 degrees below zero. The
minimum thermometer used Is con-
structed so that the mercury will re-
main at the lowest point attained, un-
til it is reset. The maximum thermom-
eter remains at the highest point.
Thus it is possible to accurately re-
cord the extremes of temperature at
tanned each twenty-four hours. These
instruments are standard and accur-
ately tested, and are being used under
the regulations of the u. S. Dept. OF
Agriculture. The record each week is
furnished the Willmar Tribune for
publication thru the kindness of Mr..
Sampson.
Willmar tribune. [volume] (Willmar, Minn.) 1895-1931, 1916-12-20

-Chas. Bruechet, until late Of Rem
Vile, has moved onto the farm that
he recently purchased from DR.. H. F.
Porter, the old Peter H. Norman place
near Kandiyohi. He called at our Of
flee yesterday in company with his
friend, Chas. Tram, who has lately
lost a valuable fox hound for which
he is advertising in another column.
Willmar tribune. [volume] (Willmar, Minn.) 1895-1931, 1916-12-20

The largest bridge in Stevens coun-
ty, six miles south of Morris will be
completed in the spring. It costs S.
200, is 10( feet in length, consisting
of two SO foot spans. It spans the
P0mme de Terre river.
Willmar tribune. [volume] (Willmar, Minn.) 1895-1931, 1916-12-20
SVEA LUTH. CHURCH.

SVEA LUTH. CHURCH.
Thursday evening Of this week there
will be a program at the church. The
new electric lights of the church will
be given their first trial on this occas-
ion. Lunch will be, served after the
program.
Services Christmas morning at $3.50
o'clock, conducted by Student Benson.
Children's Christmas festival Tues
day evening, Dec. rs, beginning at
seven o'clock.
Willmar tribune. [volume] (Willmar, Minn.) 1895-1931, 1916-12-20

A horse will live twenty-five days
without solid food, merely drinking
water; seventeen days without either
eating or drinking and only five days
when partaking of solid food without
water
Willmar tribune. [volume] (Willmar, Minn.) 1895-1931, 1916-12-20
Shadow Social,

There will be a Shadow Social on
Friday evening of this week, Dec. o.,
beginning at 8:15 O'clock, in the
school house in Dist. A, east of the
city. Ladies please bring lunch for
two. Everyone is cordially invited.
Anna Berg, Teacher.
Willmar tribune. [volume] (Willmar, Minn.) 1895-1931, 1916-12-20

GIVEN AWAY-Wooden Boxes,
compo boards, lighting plant, motor,
electric fan, tables, ETC., at almost your
own prices. Call at the New York
Store.
Willmar tribune. [volume] (Willmar, Minn.) 1895-1931, 1916-12-20

A history of the counties Of Chip
H,aueoe1 seQ eI1vd Inb OFT puv BA9d
been published.
Willmar tribune. [volume] (Willmar, Minn.) 1895-1931, 1916-12-20

j. B. Nygaard shipped some
horses yesterday to his ranch on the
St Louis River.
Willmar tribune. [volume] (Willmar, Minn.) 1895-1931, 1916-12-20

Mrs. Harvey Mcintyre returned
Sunday night after q visit at Eau
Claire, Wis.
Willmar tribune. [volume] (Willmar, Minn.) 1895-1931, 1916-12-20

Don't Knock said Uncle Eben. "A
man is like one O deshere motors.
When he gifts to knockin' it shows dals
sumpin' wrong" -Washington Star.
Willmar tribune. [volume] (Willmar, Minn.) 1895-1931, 1916-12-20

Today, indeed you can procure the
Hub" cigar. Your palate and nerves
will both thank you.-Adv.
Willmar tribune. [volume] (Willmar, Minn.) 1895-1931, 1916-12-20

Oscar Brandt came down from
Canada last week for visit with his
parents, Mr.. and Mrs. A. P. Brandt.
Willmar tribune. [volume] (Willmar, Minn.) 1895-1931, 1916-12-20

Little Ralph McKambie of this
city is recovering nicely after an oper-
alton for appendicitis performed by
DR.. Benson.
Willmar tribune. [volume] (Willmar, Minn.) 1895-1931, 1916-12-20
HENRY MORRELL.
3 AND 1Oc AND VARIETY
LTCf1FKLD AVE.

l still have large variery Of Gift
goods for him" for HER" for YOUNG
AND OLD.
-
You will gain IN many ways by 8
visiting myoseose !
4 "
~ TIE GIFT GOODS STORE
Walker Lake bulletin. (Hawthorne, Nev.) 1883-1926, 1916-12-30
Safety First.

A portly, middle-aged woman was
watching some circus artists who were
performing daringly upon a rapidly
swinging trapeze. A large net de-
signed to prevent injury If the act
should miscarry was suspended over
the stage beneath them, and this
seemed to share her interest with the
acrobats. After they had been at
work for several minutes, she called
an usher, says the Lustige Blatter,
and asked:
SIS it true that no harm would be
done if they should fall from the
trapezeY
Eyes, madam; that's why the net is
spread under Them
"Where can l buy such netT
surely, my dear madam, you don't
want to perform on trapeze," said
the usher, astonished at this question.
at isn't for me. have nephew
in the aviation service and l would
like to send him such net to hang
under his machine. 1t would save him
If any accident should happen"
Walker Lake bulletin. (Hawthorne, Nev.) 1883-1926, 1916-12-30
Where All Places Meet.

The giant log hotel at Glacier Park
has Indian tepees, Alaskan totem
poles, Japanese lanterns, Turkish
baths, and an Alpine-clad set of wait
resses. A solitary Jap with ram
shackle 'rickshaw meets the trains.
The hotel is like the railway, for it is
as international as the meat sauce 1
had in Spokane, which is called Inter-
national because, with a spoonful Of
that on the tongue of man, no one
nation can hold him. Without leav-
ing the train one can go to Inverness
or Ayr, Carlisle or Riga. Devils Lake
is near Church's Ferry, and from
Karlsruhe to Genoa is only 10
miles. Calais and Glasgow, Madras
and Zurich are all possible in few
hours, and stop at Havre (pro-
nounced Have'er) is made on the way
to Bombay. Bremen and Hamburg
are vis-a-vis, but it seems discordant
soon after to slide into Norfolk. Con-
centration is the keynote all along
the line A single day at Glacier is
the experience of a lifetime.-The
Christian Herald.
Walker Lake bulletin. (Hawthorne, Nev.) 1883-1926, 1916-12-30
CALOMEL SELDOM
SOLD HERE NOW
Nasty drug salivates, makes you
sick and you lose a
days work.

Every druggist in town-your drug
gist and everybody's druggist has no.
ticed "A great falling-off in the sale of
ealomeL They all give the same reason.
Dodson s Liver Tone is taking its place.
"Calomel is dangerous and people
know it, while Dodson s Liver Tone is
perfectly safe and gives better results, +"
said a prominent local druggist. bod
s Liver Tone is personally guar
anteed by every druggist who sells it.
A large bottle costs so cents, and if it
fails to give easy relief in every case
of liver sluggishness and constipation,
you have only to ask for your money
back.
Dodson s Liver Tone is a pleasant
tasting, purely vegetable remedy, harm
less to both children and adults. Take
spoonful at night and wake up feeling
fine; no biliousness, sick headache, acid
stomach or constipated bowels. 1t
doesn t grippe or cause Inconvenience all
the next day like violent calomel. Take
dose of calomel today and tomorrow
you will feel weak, sick and nauseated.
Don t lose a days work. Take bod
on's Liver Tone instead and feel fine,
full of vigor and a2bition.-Adv.
Walker Lake bulletin. (Hawthorne, Nev.) 1883-1926, 1916-12-30
To Classify Fruits.

The internal structure of fruits 10
likely to give useful means Of CLASH
flying the various kinds, and may prove
of value in showing the relationship
of varieties. In his novel experiments,
Prof. II. j. Kraus of the Oregon Agri-
cultural college, has cut thin sections
from the center of mature specimens
of various apples and pears. The Sec
tons We're first dehydrated with alco-
hol, and were then soaked In mixture
of xylol and cedar oil. They became
beautifully transparent. The vascular
system stood out distinctly, and In
many fine photographs has seemed to
be always the same for any one kind
Of fruit, regardless of the place of
growth but his differed much In the
different varieties. The structural diff
ferences are very striking in both the
flesh and the core Of the fruits that
Walker Lake bulletin. (Hawthorne, Nev.) 1883-1926, 1916-12-30
Wise and Otherwise.

Love tina. seldom grows old is the
love of money.
Never argue with wasp it is sure
to carry its point.
He who borrows money of relative
never hears the last of it.
The fool with money to burn may
drive an ash cart in after years.
The war of the union" began short
ly after the marriage ceremony ended.
It's easier to approach luxuries than
1t is to back away from them again.
Men are like wagons-they rattle
most when there is nothing In them.
A postage stamp is on the tip of
many a mans tongue who never talks
about 1t.
A man who boasts he never did a
foolish act in his life doesn't know
what truth Is.
Clothes do not make the man, but
the better they are the more attention
he is apt to receive.
When young man gets sore be-
cause another fellow makes goo-goo
eyes at his best girl-that is love.