New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1916-03-13
BOXING SOLONS
BETTER BEWARE
OF TOW JONES
Barber OF KeWanec Plot
ting Insurrection for Loss
Of Those Quarters.
By ". o. MGEEHtN.


Jones' Willard forces
It was extremely difficult 70 get an
accurate news from the Willard CAM
/ behind the trenches At the Hotel Colo
NAL Captain Benny Rosonthal. chic
i Of the Willard aviation squad, made
( few flights over Central Park. but di.-
/ charged no bombs Brigadier Genera
7 Jack Curley was seen Dceking owe.
/ some war maps with the great caNalr,
/ expert. Colonel Harry Pollok. Mayo
B General Jones renamed I'm the tortrc
Early i'm the afternoon the following
/ communique was issued from head
quarters:
Somewhere West Of Central Park,
March IL. Plans for the mobilization
sre now under way. There have been
some light skirmishes on the lower
! floor. The work of our artillery wa
somewhat hampered by an accident 70
! the corkscrew. The damage was slight,
however, and quickly repaired. Several
pages of Wizards diary were found TO
| be missing, and the camp is being
searched for spies. Otherwise there Is
! nothing to report"
To Besiege Pioneer Club.
According to military experts the
! rlan OF the Willard forces is to max
4 fo;nt in the morning by sending Pri-
vate Willard and a small party through
/ Central Park. The real attack Will
come i'm the afternoon, when Colonel
Jones in person will lead tho lst
Brigade Of Mounted BARRIERS, all fully
aimed with shears and razors, 10 nc
! doors of the Pioneer Sporting Club
Just what forces Field Marsha
/ Wenck. commanding the army OF he
Boxing Commission. will have 20 OPP
pose the Jones army is a military Sc
cret. Rumor has il that Assistant At
/ torney General Obermeier, with hf
/ conversational machine guns. VIII be
| thrown into action 10 NOV down The
/ stubborn BARRIERS.
Contrary to rumor. Colonel Rcisler
/ John. the Barber will observe strict
neutrality. IL had one run-in with the
/ Boxing Commission. and ! want to say
that they are tough BIRDS" said Colo
mel Reisler. "My troops will be mob
ilized along 135th Street, but merely
to preserve the neutrality or the mar
lem Sporting Club
at is an outrage, this action OF the
Boxing Commission" General Jones is
reported to have said Here arc
/ thousands Of people anxious to con
tribute a quarter each TO us. and
state official won't let them. It's sbom-
/ Unable. It's tyranny TO make people
/ keen quarters in their pockets when
/ they don't want TO.
I'VE will make a stand tomorrow for
the sacred and constitutional right OF
freeborn American citizens 10 cough up
two-bit pieces in accordance with the
principles for which their foreiathers
fought at Bunker Hill. Armageddon
and those other places. What does the
American flag stand for, want 70
know, if one guy can come along ana
tell a lot Of people to keep their quar-
ters in their pockets? II rs reducing
the generous and freehanded Amer,
can people 20 race OF hard-Do'leu
eggs. .;ud-
what we will do tomorrow, but we're
going 10 the Pioneer Club Just as II
nothing had happened. Then 1t is up
10 the Boxing Commission. II MI.
Wenck starts anything he will be re-
sponsible for what happens. Why, we
we're thinking of going right over TO
Long Island TO train and leave TINS
place fat. And, by the Lord Harry, ~
people here are not careful we may do
il. We may even 60 10 New Rochelle.
Willard is an angry guy when ne IS
reused. and | wouldn't be surprised II
he took some drastic action like that.
Everybody knows that we do not
think any more of quarter than we
do of our right eyes. It's the suffering
of the people We consider. Think or
/ them rushing up to Forty-fourth Street
/ their hearts flled with Joy at the
thought Of finding a place where they
/ can leave their burdensome two-bit
pieces. only 20 be driven past the box
office by a hard-featured state oftclal
and insultingly informc that they can
60 in free, ! am man Of peace and
nv razors have always been used m
the interests Of peace, but now am
reused. ! will fight this no quarter
policy to the bitter end.
Tex Richard Neutral.
And so the matter stood al press
time. Tex Richard decided that he had
no authority TO intervene or even 10
appear in the guise Of the mediator
A. midnight. Captain Benny Rosenihal
OF the aviation corps, took another
flight over Central Park in the dircc-
ton Of Harlem. Scouts reported that
he had simply gone 20 rush me
growler before retiring. Experts main
tain that the rushing Of the GROWER,
while spectacular. has no real military
significance.
The regular meeting Of the Box
/ ing Comm ission ia scheduled for to-
day. At the last meeting the Commls-
sion decided that a secret stakeholder
, for the willard Moran forfeit money
was 10 be appointed to-day. This pro
cedurc may be delayed owing TO the
more important developments.
Out at the Chateau 'Awkins, Francis
Charles Moran went through dav's
work "a though such n matter 81 civil
war were not imminent. lie can'ered
merrily along the Wcstchcstor roads
in the morning. and returned 81 I'M
concerned that he ate a hearty lulch.
/ In the afternoon he gave his free show
/ 10 full house IN the gymnasium. The
crowd was so big that admission vas
denied 10 about five hundred. As
Moran charges no admission. this on
tailed no financial loss.
Those who did get inside contributed
/ 1902 10 charity. The little cigar box
I 2, the door was stuffed with dimes.
quarters and dollar bills. "More than
/ ! got for my three hardest fights
grinncd Moran.
The sorrel-toppcd ono boxed three
/ fast rounds with hartley. Madden and
/ Bill McKnnon. After a rub down he
/ hoped on the scales and registered
I 203 pounds. 1--WE gained one pound m
days work" he said. 81 am just
about tho right weight Nothing 10 do
/ now but work up a little speed"
Regardless Of what carnage may 'akc
I place along Forty -fourth street this
afternoon. Moran will proceed With his
/ training routine.
Hughie Likes Hal Chase. But