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Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1916-12-03

y. Weaver MIR. and Mrs. Thomas
Jones. Mr.. and Mrs. .\shby Jones. and
Miss Elizabeth Garnett. OF Crbanna :.
Rev. George Shears. Of Alexandria;
Mrs. George II. Burke. of Pairs. Wal
ter Sydnor. of Ashland. Va: Mr.. and
Mrs. L. \. Davis. OF Urbanna; MIR. and
Mrs. \. j. Parrish. OF Richmond. Miss
Julia Goodloe. OF Gordonsvillc: Miss
Jennie Lee Eddins. OF Baltimore: Miss
Nancy Jennings. OF Culpepcr. and Maui
rice Rogers. OF Philadelphia.
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1916-12-03

The woman's board Of the Methods,
institute Will meet At the institute
Nineteenth and Grace Streets. Wednes-
day morning at II O'Clock
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1916-12-03

Inc regular monthly meeting OF the
Branch x. Allen Auxiliary Ia the vir
GINA home Tor lncurables will be held
Tuesday morning a, II o.rlncr -,
Murphy's Hotel
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1916-12-03

The regular monthly meeting of the
Parent-Teacher Association OF Madison
school will be held Thursday after
noon at 80 O'Clock
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1916-12-03

The regular meeting of tic Ray Of
sunshine Circle OF Kings Daughters
VIII DC held Tuesday afternoon at 4
O'Clock at the residence OF Mrs. Will
liams go North Thirty second Street
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1916-12-03

Inc board OF managers of the Vir
gina Home for lncurables will meet
euhesday morning at ii O'Clock AT
the home. 4 full attendance Is urged
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1916-12-03
wOMEN'S MEETINGS.

In the Service OF the King. Circle Of
Kings Daughters. will meet At the
homo OF Miss Juliet Woody. 3loI Han
over Avenue. Monday afternoon al ,
o'clock
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1916-12-03

The silver Cross Circle Of the King :
Daughters viii meet with Mrs Simp-
son, 3'os Grove Avenue. Friday after
noon at $40 o'clock. All members are
urged to attend
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1916-12-03

The Richmond Nurses Club Will me.
in the y. ". =. a. clubroom Monda
afternoon at O'Clock. Or. y. T. III
nett Will address the club on tho sui
jcC, OF School Nursing"
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1916-12-03

Nm important called meeting OF s
Johns Circle of Kings Daughters wi
b" held Monday afternoon at ocloc
At The residence Of Mrs. Benjamin :.
Hord, 300 East Broad Street 4 fu
attendance is requested
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1916-12-03

o'clock. All members are requested to
be present.
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1916-12-03

The Helping Hand Circle of King
Daughters will nee; Monday afternoon
1T $50 o'clock with Mrs. II. j. Ridcnou,
300 East Broad street. Members ar
asked TO make fun report from tn
oyster supper At this meeting
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1916-12-03

The election of officers in st Fat
rick's Benevolent and Social Society
will take place Monday evening at 81!
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1916-12-03

feIOUT SUIfS,
BroadclOth Suits.
Smart Checked Suits,
In the most fashionable mod
els for women and young
women. in youthful shirred
effects, semi-belted. flare and
smart straight-line models.
Remember, these are our
own good suits. taken from
our own carefully chosen
stocks.
If you need a suit, this
sale presents a wonderful
opportunity to secure the
very newest fashions at a
price far below regular.
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1916-12-03

The regular monthly meeting of tho
Council of Jewish Women will he held
in tho abba tn school room Of Temple
Seth Aha bah or Tuesday AFTERNOON ~
o'clock. Henry w. Anderson will
speak on The Western Front Of the
War Zone. Tho musical part OF the
program VIII consist Of two piano solos
ny Mrs Charming W. Ward. Members
Of ihe council and their friends are
cordially invited 10 nc present.
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1916-03-02
WHEELING TEAMS
TRAINING HARD
GIRLS ARE PREPARING FoR MAR
IETrA COLLEGE GAME FRI
DAY EVENING.
Eikins Wtn Plays Boys Team Saturday
Evening or Y. N. Floor-Social
Event IL Planned.

Friday evening the Wheeling high
school girls basket ball team will meet
what Us expected 20 prove the hardest
opposition Of the year when they play
the Marietta college girls at Marietta
ON the following evening. the boys viii
have a. their opponents. on the Y II.
e. A. floor. the Elkins high quintet.
Eikius is am old rival OF Wheeling and
considerable intcres. - being felt IN this
contest n is FOR ths-. games tnat
Coach i ~ Thornton has been working
all week with both squads. and they
should Doe ia good condition FOR the
biz encounter
The girls Wlll 20 60 Marietta with
stamped ON their usuuant and will also
ms the season They have outpla1 ed
every team iu the state aud some from
iennSN lvInia and ohio. one OF their
most notable victories was that over
r1nklin college. which they won by a
wide margin.
Sufurtuy evening. tho boys will prob
ably meet as strong opposition as they
have encountered this year. ElkiuS is
one uf the leading teams OF the state
ana has always been rival OF Wheel
lug. lu the first state tournament the
Elklu~ bows defeated Wheeling by the
score OF On Geo l@. and thereby annexed
Oh, state ttIe. The members OF the
Wheeling team ar, planning social
auair Tor Do" Entertainment of the Wis
liurS. following tine game.
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1916-03-02
DAVE SAYS:
The Elks Burlesque Cir
Gus Is the best ever. SO are
Kraus OvercoatS

The ElkS have decided to
hold the circus over one
more night - tonight - So
that everybody can get in.
The same goes with the
Ovcrcoats. Wen continue
our sale just a little longer,
and let everybody get IN.
Splendid Ovcrcoats that
formerly sold for SO and
SIS now 20 at S9.9S.
Some of those nobbv loose
fitting Glamorgms. worth
$40 and $22. 30. are still here
at Sl3.4S.
The classicst Ovcrcoats in
the city, sold formerly at S2j
and $50. now $16.9S.
Weather for today: Fair.
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1916-03-02
GREASY" NEALB TO
BRING TEAM TODAY
MUCH INTEREST Is BEING MANI
TESTED ny BASKET BALL
FANS Nv COMING.
Heale IL Wen Known In CITY ana Has
Large Number Of AdnirerE-
Many Expected at Game.

Much interest Is being manifested
among local basket ball fans and cspe-
,ialIy the admirers OF Earle Greasy
Neale' who will bring 90 Wheeling to-
Mght the MusKingum college basket
pail team Tor game With the Young
men christian association. this even
ing Ncale. while De o. coach OF the
team. will bee in the lineup and will play
AZ least part OF the game. Jumping
skaln~l MIN Tor the \. ~ e. a. viii b..
marsh. VINO since the first CT the 4sa-
s"h mas been starring Boo most every
s"lnr staged by the local five.
The samo this evening Is expected
20 D. one ot the hardest fought games
IN thc schedule OF the local s. NJ e.. \.
Iuihl'i this season. and much pr.uIr-
s'lon has been made Tor the college
team coming Thysica! Director Aftl-
~ laNi h'Ent announced the y. NJ a. 4
Hnsup. ana also that OF the AiuskluEuul
e"IIesc. which is as follows.
MuSkingum Y.n ca
MontgOmery ............ .T-Ir..
49,, Right Forward
-. Lcft Forward
Center
Right Guard
Left Guard.
stltutionS--Fo Mu-kIurfIu. ohm
son and Mooreheud. FOR s. ~ g. A.
Noel and Mays.
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1916-03-02
ELLIOTT-MIDGET
Game WIN BE Played This Evening as
frenninary TO Y. NJ c. Anus
hngum Contest at Y. M

The y. NJ g. a. Midget team will play
tht Ellott business College basket hall
io the Muskingum aud Y NJ Varsitv
game. The Y. NJ. team has been rrsr.
llclnE hard the past week aud ar. ia
even better condition than they were 1ag-
week when they overwhelmed m.
Mounds VILE team The Elliott fiy. ar
the other hand has HAD several new
.i'h hddtd To- their lineup and ,hc game
no doubt viii DE a close one.
Tho contest will start prouptl,. NJ --qo
=. M so the big game OF the avsnfn.
can begin az Sis. The teams will lime,
uU as follows.
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1916-03-02
KAUFF NOW WANTS
$4,000 TO SIGN

NEW YORK. March BENNY
hauu now wants 10000 bonus he-
fore PLAYING with The Giants m.
demands $4,000 from Harry Sim
clair. former Federal League owner.
secretary Foster OF the Giants.
says no knows nothing OF Kaun's
demands
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1916-03-02
LINSLY CADETS
TRIM FERRY HI
WAS ONE OF HARDEST FOUGHT
AND MOST CLEANLY PLAYED
GAMES OF SEASON.
Score stood 2s-24 At Close OF Contest
martins Ferry Second Team
Trounced Linsly Freshmen

Linsiy Institute basketball team last
cNthlns won "A hard earned victory over
the Martins Ferry high school five by
the score or IS TO "a . was one OF Tho
prettiest contests evrr seen on the floor
OF the local armOry and not until the
last minute OF play was Linsly able To-
cage the goals that meant victory. The
sensational field shooting OF the cadets
was a feature Of tho contest. I'm The pre-
urinary game the Martins Ferry second
team defeated the Iinsly Freshmen by
the score Of Il 20 g..
Llrsly broke into The scoring carly i'm
the game and the Ohio lads came right
back with "A goal from field making the
score two all From that tIrue To the oud
OF the game 70 was a ~ec-SaW affair IN
which neither team could gain more than
a six point lead over their rivals For
Cd the score stood az 24--4 but two -en-
sattonai field baskets. one bv Bachuau
ana one by SChcnk gave tho cadets r.
-FOUR point lead. A foul was annexed bv
each team and the game ended with th-
Scheuk were the individual stars FOR
Linsly while Woods and Fast PLAYED
best FOR the visitors.
The lineup
Linsly-2s Martins Ferry-24
Right Forward
.''' Lett Forward ''''''''"'"S
heid .'-.---.---. ...--.-.... Fast
Right Guard
Lei, Forward ''
Goals from Held. Bachman g. Schenk >.
Jasper 3. Woods 3. Fast .. McGIumphy
Goals from foul. Bachman !. Jasper
!. Fast 4.
Ecftrtt-Nay.
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1916-03-02
All cigarettes are pure,
but

purity alone doesn't make a
cigarette SENSIBLE
We don't know of a single
one OF our competitors who
doesn't make his cigarettes of
pure tobacco.
But a pure cigarette that
didn't taste just right wouldn't
do for you, would it9
And TO be really sensible a
cigarette must give you more
than purity and a good taste.
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1916-03-02
Bowl ing

MUsEE DUCK PIN LEAGUE.
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1916-03-02
CATHEDRAL BOYS
IN z BIG GAMES
FIRST TEAM WILL PLAY MIrGo
HIGH SCHOOL THIS EVEN
ING AT ARMoRY.
Props WIN Play Y N. c. A. Reserves
IN a Prelminary-Both should
BE Interesting

This evening tho Mingo High school
basket bali team will invade Wheeling
ana they viii play the undefea'ed ca
Lh'dral High guiutent on the armorN
moor Little concerning tho visitors or
ih"y playing has been learned hut thew
come here with "A reputation 81 having
one or the best teams Ia Eastern Ohio.
tn" preliminary also is EXPECTED 20
p" an interesting encounter. Ii will be
between Tho Y. NJ q. A. Reserves and
ihr Cathedral Props The Props have
n''u play ins AN article Of basket hall
equal Co that % tho regular team, ana
VIII xiv" %" Reserves the battle Of tho
tNon The Props and Reserves viii
line up as follows.
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1916-03-02
Brownie.

Tonight Three sans vs. quaker,
Marsh SIS. Big steel
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1916-03-02
MASONIC DUCK PIN LEAGUE.

Tonight South side vs.. s. $. \ G.
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1916-03-02

"A TINA ws- fh- Oufv Ctr-r-sf.
Awarded fh~ Grand PuFc. fhr h. ~
esf award gwen 20 any exc 1.ffe q
posEffon
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1916-07-28
Wreaths and Trousers.

How near tragedy and comedy are
in the happenings along the battle line
is shown by this incident of the fight
ing on the Isonzo river front, which a
Vienna correspondent of the New
York Sun tells:
A Caproni fighting aeroplane that
had gone up from the Italian side was
hit by the antiaircraft guns and fell
within the Austrian lines. The pilot
was killed, the observer was somewhat
scratched, but otherwise unhurt. His
trousers, however, were ripped "from
A to T."
Captain Amegliano, the captured
flyer was inconsolable, and to an Aus
trian officer who sympathized with
him he said:
my poor comrade will be buried and
cannot even pay him my last re-
spects-nOt in this gear"
eff that is ALL" remarked the Aus
trian, well soon mend that" And,
after obtaining permission, he went
up in his Fokker machfhe and threw
a letter into the Italian line, acquaint-
ing them with the fact, and requesting
"a pair of new trousers for Captain
Amegliano."
Sure enough, an hour or so later
there was an Italian machine high in
the air, and "a package dropped that
contained a laurel wreath for the dead
and pair of trousers for the living.
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1916-07-28
MAZATLAN is A BUSY PORT
Rich Products of Mexico Are Shipped
From the Pacific Coast
Metropolis.

MGZatlan, MexicO's metropolis of the
Pacific coast, reported to have been
the scene of an unprovoked attack
upon officers and men from the Amer
lean gunbOat Annapolis, is thus de-
scribed in the National Geographic So
ciety's war geographic bulletin:
The north entrance to its harbOr,
marked by lighthouse perched on the
crest of an eminence called CerrO del
Creston, making it one of the loftiest
guides to navigation in the world, Ma
zatlan is the chief entrepot for one of
the richest mining sections of the
southern republic. 1t not only exports
the gold and silver from it's own i'm
mensely wealthy state of Sinaloa (esti-
mated by some experts to have the
most valuable mineral deposits in
Mexico) but it also handles the ore
shipments by sea of Zacatecas and
Durango.
The city, which has a population of
10000, is situated on a small peninsula
opposite the Bay of Olas Atlas (High
Waves). and is surrounded by coco
nut groves. 1t is q six days voyage
by steamship from here to San Fran
cisco, the Mexican port being 225
miles east of the southern tip of Low
err California. The distance from Ell
PasO, due south, to Mazatlan is about
the same as from st. Louis to New
Orleans.
The aspect of the territory adjacent
to MaZatlan is little affected by the
prosperity of the report. The Indians
live in the same type of huts which
they have occupied since the Spanish
conquest and perhaps for centuries be-
fore that. The strip of lowland along
the shore has tropical climate, with
an abundance of rain. Beyond this
verdant margin to the East rises the
towering, thickly wooded Sierra Madre
range, extending for hundreds of
miles to the north and south.
Among the rich products of Mex
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1916-07-28

the child into the rear seat and with
his handkerchief flecked the dust from
books and dress.
ooh, 1 know who you are!" she sur
prised him by saying, as her tears
dried.
"Do you, indeed"
eyes, sir; you're the gentleman Miss
Lewis likes" prattled the little one.
"And who is Miss Lewis, may
ask" Intercepted Leigh.
"She's my teacher-the pretty lady
in blue, and when she saw you go by
ones, and going way around to the
curb for fear you'd disturb the ring
full of marbles in the road, she said.
There's a man."
"Why, of course I am a man. You
wouldn't call me a boy, would you, lit
tie lady?"
"Oh, it wasn't that way she said it,"
objected the child. This is the way
she said it: There's a man -
Leigh smiled, he thrilled, too. IN
mistably the novice oratrix initiated
the sentiment of a cOmmendatory an
nouncement. Miss Lewis approved of
him, that was sure. So much gained,
the ice broken. He was thankful.
''And she said, Yes, that's so'?" pro-
ceeded the juvenile passenger.
who to? What for?" projected
Leigh, feeling guilty at thus leading
on the innocent chatterer, yet i'm
mensely delighted withal.
"Why, one of the other teachers had
said. What handsome man :"
Him.
"And you are, because my ma says
my pa is the very handsomest man in
the world, and he's got eyes and a
smile just like you"
Gordon Leigh's life and thoughts
now began TO center about the young
lady in blue. He learned casually that
her given name was Vera, and fancied
it the sweetest name in the world.
He found out further that her folks
lived ten miles from the village, whom
she visited from Friday night until
Monday morning.
The garage where he kept his auto
was also the town livery. He drove
into it late one Friday afternoon TO
be Immediately interested in a con-
versation going on between the pro-
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1916-07-28
A Tiny
Ambassadors
Copyright, 1916, by w. G. Chapman.)
BY
Augustus Goodrich Sherwin

NCOpyrlgnt, 1910, py w. ". Cnapnlan-}
"School-Drive Slow" read signs
five hundred feet from the structure
in question in every direction, and
nearing one of these, Gordon Leigh
shut down his high-powered automo.
bile to second speed.
The friend with him bestowed a
commencing glance on his thoughtful
and even-minded companion and nod
ded slightly to a group of our teach
ers, who joined in his appreciation
recognizing the delicate courtesy paid
to the painted suggestion.
Then he thought no more of it, as
they passed the slow belt and the ma
chine sped up to normal, until Leigh
remarked, with half laugh:
"Don't think me the OverObliging
and considerable friend to humanity
and township restrictions altogether.
There's a pair of bright eyes among
that quartet for a glance from which
I'd make the auto crawl! The young
lady in blue. Do you know her?'
ST don't, Leigh. One Of the new
term teachers, l fancy"
"Well, am going to know her." de-
clared Leigh persistently.
"Struck?"
"Vitally. She is the most charming
girl [ have ever SEEN"
The friend shrugged his shoulders,
thus dismissing what he considered a
passing fancy. Leigh said no more.
However, he thought. The next morn
ing, just approaching school call, he
started again over the route of the
day previous.
"Hoity-toity, little onep he hailed,
hating the car as he noticed a tiny
miss sobbing and in tears and wiping
the dust from books and slate. whats
the trouble?'
81 fell down and mussed everything
up, and Pm afraid I'll be late at school,
and my apron got torn, and stubbed
my toe, and"
There! Well get you to school in
plenty of time, little lady," declared
Leigh with heartiness, and he lifted
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1916-07-28

icO's fertile fields, undersea caves and
riven hills which find their way to the
outside world through the Mazatlan
gateway are rubber, gums, dyewoods,
silver copper, gold, lead, pearls, tor
toiseshell. sailed fish, and cabinet
woods. The city's manufacturing ac-
tivities include saw mills, cotton fac
tories and rope works.
Fourteen years ago Mazatlan was
almost depopulated by frightful cpl
demic of bubonic plague which sur
passed in severity some of the most
terrible ravages of the "black death"
in Europe during the middle ages.
According TO one authority only 1000
people out of total of $4,000 were
spared, and more than a thousand
houses were burned in an effort to
stay the march of the disease. Dur
ing the last decade sanitary cOndi-
tons have been improved greatly.
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1916-07-28

ONTRARY to popular belief,
the IsOnzo river, along which
A the Italians made their first
attack against Austria and
where their lines held firmly against
the vigorous Teutonic offensive, is
not the boundary line between the
two countries, but lies WIDELY with
in Austrian territory, from two to
twelve miles from the border. It's
source is near the juncture of the
Carnic and Julian Alps, on Mount
Terglou, the loftiest peak of the latter
range, and it follows tortuous chan
mel for 70 miles, emptying into the
Gulf of Trieste, says the National Geo
graphic society bulletin. So turbulent
are the Isonzos waters that the river
is practically unnavigable, except for
the few miles of it's estuary where it's
course is through a rapidly extending
delta. On its way through the alluvi-
al plain it is known as the Sdobba,
whose mouth is less than 20 miles
from the important Austrian port of
Trieste lying to the southeast.
The IsonZo is the principal river of
the country and crOwn-land of Corr
and Gradisca, which have an area
about equal to that of Rhode Island.
This principality and two other
crOwn-lands, Istria and Trieste, consti-
tute Austria's kustenland (coast
land).
Was Highly Productive Valley.
Before the devastation wrought by
the war, the valley OF the Isonzo was
a highly productive region, agricul
ture and vine-growing being the chief
occupations of that part of the pOpu-
lation (mainly Italian) which was not
engaged in silk-wOrm culture.
The leading city of the IsOnzo val
ley is GOritz (GOrz), with 10000 in
habitants, known as the Nice of Aus
tTia on account of it's popularity as
a fashionable resort. It's growth CO.
incides with the decline of Aquileia,
now an insignificant town of less than
5000 people, situated to the south
west six miles from the sea, but
which was reckOned the ninth city of
the Roman empire and a great seaport
during the closing years of the fourth
century.
1t is about 20 miles from Goritz to
the Italian frontier. The place is
a center of trunkline railways to the
Italian cities of Venice in the south
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1916-07-28

west and Undine in the northwest,
and to the Austrian cities of Trieste
in the southeast and Klagenfurt in
the north. The situation of GOritz is
a picturesque one, greatly enhanced
by the rare pleasure gardens that
have been called into being by the
winter guests. 1t is built on the left
bank OF the Isonzo river. The worn
rocks of the old castle ruins of the
counts of Goritz dominate the city
from the hillside. The castle is now
used partly as a barracks and partly
as an arsenal. The cathedral, built
in the fourteenth century, is another
interesting monument to the city's
past.
Where Theodore Defeated Odoacer.
The fighting which is now occurring
on the Isonzo recalls the great battle
of the Isontius Qsonzo) in the fifth
century, where the Roman emperor
Odoacer met signal defeat at the
hands of Theodore, the Ostrogoth.
The vanquished leader was driven
back to Ravenna, where, after pro-
tracted siege a truce was agreed upon.
During the parley OdOacer fell before
the treacherous Ostrogoth, who Glove
his enemy from shoulder to flank with
u broadsword.
One of the most interesting natural
phenomena of the Isonzo district Is
the short Timavus river, which emp
ties into the Gulf OF Trieste five miles
from the mouth of the larger water
course. The Timavus gushes from
mountainside, Uniformed, in three
streams of sufficient volume TO float
small vessels at the very source. In
Virgil's day, according to the descrip-
ton in the Aeneid, the Timavus
rushed from the rocks in nine streams
The river is supposed to be conttnu-
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1916-07-28

''How on earth did Binks acquire
that tremendously exaggerated con-
ception of his own Importance"
"Oh, tbs not exaggerated He went
on fishing trip yesterday, and turned
out to be the only member of the
party who had thought to provide him.
self with a corkserew. "-Richmond
Times-Dispatch,
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1916-07-28
Strategy.

"Nora has just dropped another
plate" said Mrs. Twobble.
"Well. my dear" replied Mr.. Twob-
BILE, suppose you go into The kitchen
and drop a hint TO that effect that
she must not break any more china"
Evidently you don't know how to
manage Nora. If / lead her to be-
lfeve that we rather enjoy having her
break plate occasionally. think she
will be more careful"