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Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1916-02-22
MOLINE WALLOPS
DAVENPORT FIVE
Pillow Boys Spring Surprise Of Year Oh
Basketball Floor, Winning by
Score SO to "a.

Yesterday was a red letter day in
the history Of sports in Moline. For
the first time in eight years the Pillow
Boys triumphed over Davenport high
school at basketball, and did it in de-
cided way, too, at the Moline high
school gym, the final count standing
Moline 80, Davenport "a. Moline
showed wonderful improvement, com
ing back after a defeat at the hands
OF Davenport a few weeks ago. At
the end Of the first half the score
stood 16 to 10 in favor Of Moline and
the winners maintained safe lead
throughout.
Both teams slowed up in the second
half. Moline displayed effective team
work and every man on the squad is
entitled TO share equally in the credit
of the victory Although Fort played
below his usual speed, he was easily
the strongest defensive player for
Davenport, while Vogel starred in of
Tense. The Augustana college band
was on hand and furnished music
throughout the evening. The lineup:
Moline-Welsh, IF; Weiderquist, If
lyon, c.; Ludwich, rg.; Rohwer, lg.
Davenport MacKeeFer. If; c
MacKeeyer. IT,; Vogel. c.. Abramson
-g.; Fort, IL.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1916-02-22
SILVIS

Mrs Foster of Peru, Iowa, and Mrs.
Griffin of Port Byron visited relatives
here last week.
The members of the Ladies Aid so
ciety of the Memorial Methodist church
cleared over 81 at their valentine So
ciable at the church Monday evening.
Miss Jane Scott had the misfortune
to burn one arm very severely with
hot grease while preparing a meal at
the home of her sister
The Willing Workers Sunday school
class had business meeting and So
cable at the Baptist church Tuesday
evening.
Mrs. J. H. Leasure had as guests
Sunday Mrs. Ladore of East Moline,
Miss Mildred Hood of Moline and Miss
Blanche Bromley of Rock Island.
Mrs Henry Geisenhagen will enter
tain the members and friends of the
Ladies' Aid society Of the Memorial
Methodist church Thursday afternoon
at her home on Thirteenth street.
Wednesday afternoon from to
the members and friends Of the Sem
per Fidelis class Of the Memorial
Methodist church will be entertained
at the church at a 10-cent tea by Mrs.
Loyal NJ. Thompson and Mrs. Justin
NJ Washburn. This is the second of a
! series of teas for the benefit of the
| church debt fund sponsored by the
class.
Wednesday afternoon from 8 to 5
| Mrs. Whitmarsh of Sixth street and
| Second avenue threw open her home
! for the entertainment Of the members
and friends of the Silvis Neighborhood
club. About thirty-five ladies were
present The home was very prettily
decorated with flowers, hearts and
red and white paper. A George Wash
ington menu, including cherry pie and
cranberry tarts, was served by the
hostess at o'clock. The hours pass
ed quickly with games, contests and
embroidery work.
Mr.. Wicken and family have moved
to Montana.
Mrs. Snyder and daughter Elizabeth
are i'll.
Mrs. James Shannon is visiting rel
atives at Cambridge.
The local Masonic club will give q
dancing party at the hall on the even,
ing Of Feb. 81. 1t will be a George
| Washington affair.
Tuesday evening at the Baptist
church Miss Ruth Peterson's Sunday
school class, called the Helping HAND
club, gave valentine party. 1t waE
we'll attended and greatly enjoyed
The decorations were of hearts ant
valentines, and valentine menu was
served. The evening passed quickly
and pleasantly with games and con
tests appropriate to the season. Five
dollars was cleared
Mrs. William Emmerett will enter
tain the Reading and Crescent En-
broidery club at the next meeting
Tuesday afternoon.
W. H. Taylor has arrived home from
visit with relatives at Bushnell, ILL.,
Mr.. and Mrs. Murray have arrived
home from a visit at Chicago.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1916-02-22
AbERC CLAIMS He
CAN BEAT MARVEL
Greco. Roman Champ viii Wager An!
Part of $4,000 He Can Throw
Joe Stecher.

Chicago, H., Feb. 22.-Alex Aberg
is the latest aspirant to spring up and
dispute Joe Stecher's right to claim
any wrestling titles. The big Fin
lander, who has been making such a
big hit in New York by beating all of
the men he has been sent against, says
that the author of the famous scls-
sors can't challenge Frank Gotch for
the championship until Aberg has had
a chance to test his strength against
the Nebraskan. Aberg declares he is
willing to wager any part Of $4,000
side Of five minutes Of actual wrest-
ling time.
Stecher and Freberg are tapering
challenge to the Coliseum Athletic
club management, which is staging
the finish battle between Joe Stecher
and John Freberg at the Coliseum
tomorrow night, and says he will be
at the ringside to challenge Stecher
in person and see him perform.
Stecher and Freberg are taperine
off in their training for their match
on Wednesday night. Stecher has
been working out at the c. A A
where the club members are enthus-
iastic over his work. 1t amuses the
fans to see the Nebraskan get his
| famous body scissors on the fellows
he is training with, When Joe get:
through they feel like they had beer
run over by street car.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1916-02-22
First Colonial Assembly.

The first legislative assembly that
ever met in America was at James
town, Va. Governor Yeardlye, feeling
that the colonists should "have a hand
in the governing Of themselves" to use
his own language, called the assembly
together at jamestown, July 80, 1919.
1t consisted Of the governor, council
and "burgesses," as they were called,
chosen from the various plantations.
The laws passed by this body had to
be ratified in England; but, In turn,
the orders from London were not
binding unless ratified by the colonial
assembly. In 1921 these privileges
were embodied in a written constitu.
ton, the first of the kind in America
New York American.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1916-02-22
COMMITTEE TO BUY
A TEAM FOR TOLEDO

Milwaukee, Wis, Feb. 22.-That a
committee consisting of O. E. Wathen,
Louisville; A. F. Timme, Milwaukee,
and Mike Cantillion, Minneapolis, own
ers of American association baseball
clubs, or either one of these magnates
individually, is willing to purchase the
Cleveland American association fran
chise and place that team in Toledo,
provided satisfactory terms can be had
for playing at Swayne Field, was the
announcement that came from the
headquarters of the Milwaukee Amer
lean Association club yesterday aft
ernoOn.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1916-02-22
Harney Leads in Davenport,

Burns Harvey Of Rock Island, who
is leading in the singles in the tri-
state meet with 657, last night shot
into first place in the singles in the
Davenport city tournament, now being
conducted at the Black Hawk alleys in
that city, with score of 500, lacking
one pin OF a 200 average. Burns start
ed with 207, but fell to 1863, spelling his
chances for a 600 count, when he
wound up with 233. Iserman of Des
Moines is holding second place with
594.
The U-Tell-Ems, a picked team rep
resenting Rock Island, rolled into sec
ond place in the five-men event in DAY.
export last night with a score Of 1861.
The individual counts were S43, 955
and 500. The team Is composed of
]. H. Wich, Joe Johnson, John Berg
man, H. WITCH and Art Salzmann. The
C. c. Tafts of Des Moines held down
first place with 26SS. Morrison and
Hammel of Des Moines lead in the
doubles with 1145.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1916-02-22
RAY FALK TO PLAY
WITH MOLINE AGAIN

Ray Falk, speedy shortstop on the
pennant winning Moline Three-Eye
team last season, has annexed his sig
nature to a 1916 contract, according
to an announcement made by Manager
Hughes. Carson, an outfielder of Kan
sas City, has also accepted terms. Car
son is heavy hitter and played with
one of the fastest Independent teams
/ in Missouri last season. Rankin, a
pitcher, who won q games and lost
three last season, and Mikes, a catch
er, have accepted terms with Hughes
and are slated for a tryout. Both
worked with the Oak Park Pioneers
an independent team, last year
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1916-02-22

Iowa City bowlers invaded Rock Is
land Yesterday but failed to disturb
the leaders In the tri-state bowling
tournament at the Island City alleys,
totaling only 2145 in their team event
last night. The visitors started fairly
we'll with 7e1, but slumped badly in
the last two games. Hanlon and Nc
Innery, two Of Iowa City's pin stars,
rolled far below form, both in the
team and doubles events, getting 9O6
in the latter. Hanlon and McInnery
also shot in the singles, but failed to
get place.
The only local bowlers to appear in
the meet last night were DR.. Mueller
and Skip" Bleuer, members of the
leading Edelweiss team, who shot their
doubles. getting a count of 991. Doc
ran into three bad splits, spelling
chances for a 1000 count.
Tonight two teams from the ROCK Is
land club will shoot their events. The
teams will be known as the No. l and
No. 9 club teams. The No. l squad is
composed of the best bowlers in the
Rock Island club league and should
thew hit their stride the leaders had
best look to their positions. Tomor-
row four teams will roll in all events
The meet closes Sunday, when Gin
ton and Aurora bowlers come to shoot
Tho ccOrpc
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1916-02-22
Catches Wolves in Skis.

Superior, Wis, Feb. ON. J. Beck,
farmer, brought the scalps of two
wolves to the county clerks Office for
the bounty yesterday and said that he
had killed the animals after running
them down on skis. The snow in the
woods is so deep and light that the
wolves can make little progress. II
requires no great effort for ski riders
to overtake them.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1916-02-22
ELEVEN PAY TO SEE
KAW SIX-DAY RACES

Kansas City, Feb. 22.-Kansas City's
six-day bike race will be a financial
bloomer. On the opening night there
were said to be 400 paid admissions.
Sunday there were just a few specta-
tors. Yesterday afternoon there were
II paid admissions in when the race
started and last night the crowd was
very small. The promoters frankly ad-
NIT that unless the race draws big on
the final day financial loss cannot be
averted.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1916-02-22
Axe for Three Worlds Champs.

Boston. Feb. 22.-It was reported
here yesterday that besides Smoky Joe
Wood three other worlds champions
are to be released soon. Catchers
Chef Thomas and Forrest Cady and
Pitcher Collins are those mentioned
as about to be dropped
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1916-02-22
Baker Visits RupDert,

New York. Feb. % - j. Franklin
Baker came to New York from his
Maryland farm yesterday and had a
conference with Colonel Rupert of
the Yankees 1t was the first meeting
between Baker and his new owner.
Final details of the deal by which
Baker became possession of the
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1916-02-22

slight increase over the salary he re-
ceived last season.
Eppa Rixey is the only member Of
the Philly twirling staff who failed to
sign a 1915 parchment. He is said to
be holding out for an increase of $500.
Manager Moran has intimated that if
he does not send in his contract within
a few days he may not be seen with the
spring training squad.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1916-02-22
RiXpY Sill q unIdauf

Philadelphia, Feb. %. - Stanwood
Baamgartner, former University of
Chicago southpaw, yesterday turned in
his contract with the Phillies. The
contract is for one year and calls for 9
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1916-02-22
Two Bloomington Players Sign.

Bloomington, H., Feb. 22.-Pitcher
Charles Schlansker, Gillespie, ILL.,, and
Outfielder Charles Oberta. Gillespie,
Ill. members of last years Blooming
ton team, returned their signed con-
tracts Yesterday for 1916.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1916-02-22

Yanks were cleared up. Because of
work on his farm Baker will be unable
to join the Yanks' training squad at
Macon, Ga, before March 5.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1916-02-22
Gandil Terms Withheld.

That Gandil would be the regular
first baseman of the 1916 Indian club
was admitted, although it was the de-
sire of the owners to keep this a &C.
cret for a few days. Manager Grifhtk
of Washington made an effort to turn
over Gandil, Ainsmith and Morgan to
Cleveland for Steve O'Neil, catcher and
Terry Turner, infielder, but Dunn said
that he would not part with O'Neil. He
would not state his terms for Gandi
Foil was named as manager only
after the new boss of the club had
talked the matter over with Cleveland
baseball writers and business men.
They agreed that Foil accomplished
wonders with the material he had on
hand last season and voted him the
most popular choice. Dunn said Stoyall
was also a runner-up for the job, but
that he could not see his way fit to
appoint George after the Foil recon-
mendations.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1916-02-22
DAVENPORT BALI
men IN CHICAGO
Ban johnson Hopes to Close ~,
Cleveland Club in Amerie.,
League BY THURSDAY.
GANDIL TO PLAY FIRST NJ,
Lee Foil VIII Hold Down Na....,
Job With Indians-Boston M,
to Become Secretary.

Chicago. Feb. 1.-THE Am.,,...
league will have a clear field In cIev.
land this season; Chick Gandil -
perform at first base for the eY.x..
and Lee Foil will hold down ths
sition of manager. This was tbo8.
surance given the diamond bu,s !.
James G. Dunn, new president M ..
club, after lengthy conference ~. al
brother stockholders in Ban Jobn.o,,.
Office yesterday.
The fact that the American assos,,
ton would not continue in the Fo,s..
City was the assurance Dunn demars
ed before he agreed to take owe, -.
club. Where 1t will 90 and WIN III,
be In charge was not made kn.,,
although it was strongly limited ,h,,
Roger Bresnahan would be presids,,
and manager Of the club, which will IA
stationed at Toledo.
Dunn Has Several Partners.
The stock will be officially handed
over to Dunn on Thursday when be
will go to Cleveland. His partners IN
the venture will be P. S. Mccartbr
his associate in the contracting firm
which bears their name and Dick and
Reed Lane Of Davenport, the former
being president Of the Davenport
ThreeEye league organization. Anoth.
er man, prominently connected In Chi.
/ cago, will have an interest in the club
but his name will not be made known
until Thursday. Another item Of In.
terest connected with the change |,
the fact that Robert Mercy, late o,
the Boston Americans, will probably
hold forth as secretary of the new or.
| ganiZation,
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1916-02-22
IOWA CITY FAILS
TO SHOW IN MEET
College City Bowlers Total Only 2l4o
in Tri-State Tourney at Island
City Alleys.
HARVEY AHEAD IN DAVENPORT
Local Boy, Who Leads Here, Also
Shoot to Front in City Contests
Rock Island Team Second.
TOURNAMENT STANDING.

IPH1nSs
Fdelweiss. Rock Island .....'...Z6sl
FitzGibbons. Moline -..........' ZOOS
c. c. Tafts, Des Moines 2ooo
Lincoln Stars, Cedar Rapids. 2ol5
Cross Country, Rock Island .....259S
Flynns, Rock Island .......-Ze oo
Doubles.
Martin Hammel, Des Moines ....ll'4
Fredeen-Salzmann, Rock Island. lila
Johnson-Harney, Rock Island -..loS9
Wagle-Locker, Des Moines go, 'loe9
Haley-Rader, Des Moines $50. .1oS9
Hopkins Blood, Grinneu ..-.... .10sz
Singles.
Burns Harvey, Rock Island ......oo'
" Straver. Rock Island ..... $40
Dad" Hopkins, Grinnell, Iowa ....64O
z. Disalov, Des Moines ....... sou
A. Montillon, Cedar Rapids .,59o
Darrell Hamlet, Rock Island .bSo
G. RAIDER, Des Moines ........... oo4
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1916-02-22

All the news all the time - The
Argus.
The Glasgow courier., 1916-07-21
Ginger Snaps

If we were an American in Mexico
it would not take so many warnings
from the state department to get us
out.
Be careful, Carranza, or some AM
erican swordsman will hack an IS" be-
fore the &c" in the first SYLLABLE in
your name.
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Recruits are being rejected because
of ingrowing toenails. The alleged
outgrowth on some upper lips appar-
emily escaped detection.
-:-:-:-:-:-
We had intended to treat all our
personal friends to grape juice juleps
about this time, but our mint crop
has failed.
-:-:-:-:-:-
'Tis love that makes the world 90
round, but it is not the same with a
man. When man goes round the
block, it's cinch he does it to avoid
meeting creditor.
-:-:-:-:-:-
Still, one cannot blame congress al
ogether for the nations unprepared-
ness for national defense. Congress
The Glasgow courier., 1916-07-21
a cheer
Mote added by censor)

a cheer
Mote added by censor.)
Captain Layton wears a smile.
No 'pendix here to show his skill.
All he does is talk a while
Then watch the non-coms obev his
will.
Corporal Mackey whistles all day.
Watching the details fix up the
street,
Then eat the cooks rations. rich
and sweet.
(2nd note by censor. The)
rations are neither rich
or sweet but he needs
those words to make it
rhyme.)
Even Scoop" holds his own with the
best.
Drilling his squad in tactics of war.
They're full of "pep" as shown bv
their test
And when they get through they're
ready for more.
(3rd note more what?
They give you fits and
you give them fits. That's
the only way to get along
any way.)
Never a thought of "Home Sweet
Home"
(Note-Remembe Wood
ley wrote this.)
Ever daunts the gorgeous Com
pany G.
Their motto is "Forward in Mexico.
And name in history from the Land
of the Free" (Cheers)
We put the Ego" in Glasgow,
Well make the Greasers go,
If Wilson only lets US go,
Company G won't be slow.
BY Harry L. Woodley.
Correct Attest-"S -"Scoop."
P. S.-Harry was changed man
after he wrote this. He certainly
got load off his mind. But we
,hink it's the heat. We're watching
The Glasgow courier., 1916-07-21
s merely a representative body.

is merely representative body.
-:-:-:-:-:-
Carranza's cbstinacy is no longer
mentioned in terms of reproach by
Villa.
-:-:-:-:-:-
Bathing girls are pictured this sea-
son are wearing liberal smiles-and
not much else.,
Carranza will have to admit that
there is not great deal of manana
in Uncle Sans present demeanor.
-:-:-:-:-:-
Something else to be thankful for
is that fact that no American ships
ave been torpedoed recently.
-:-:-:-:-:-
The pacification of Mexico isn't such
large order for nation that built
the Panama canal.
-:-:-:-:-:-
And then there's Carranza. He is
undoubtedly wishing as much as any,
body that he knew what was going
to happen.
-:-:-:-:-:-
About so per cent of the Mexican
people have an idea they're getting
ready for bull fight.
-:-:-:-:-:-
John d: Rockefeller has bought a
news suit of clothes. Well, may We
shiver, ye owners of motorcars, shiv-
CT!
-:-:-:-.-:-
In failing to leave any will James
J. Hill registered silent note as to
what he thinks of lawyers.
-:-:-:-:-:-
A long pull, strong pull, and a
The Glasgow courier., 1916-07-21

If you want life to be sweeter add
little sugar yourself. None of us
has much use for the human iceberg
that requires cold chisel to make
him crack smile. To see smile
shining on the face of another is like
looking into the east at early morn.
The man who bisects his face with a
smile is never looked upon as crank.
Early to bed,' early to rise. Cut
the weeds and swat .the flies. Mind
you own business, and don't tell any
les. Don't stay out late nights and
deceive your wives. Pay up your
bills and advertise. Buy from men
who have enterprise. Keep your
mouth shut and open your eyes, and
you will be healthy, wealthy and wise.
.Ex
The Glasgow courier., 1916-07-21

him close and he hasn't begun to bark
yet, so hopes are entertained or his
recovery.
Maybe next week the scribe will try
his hand at this sentimental stuff.
Something along the line of "Why
Do They Feed the Army Beans"
The Glasgow courier., 1916-07-21
With the Boys of Company &c"


addressed to Douglas, Arizona. Com
pany G, 2nd Inf, Montana
And We might add, that the way
we'll punish the T-Bone Steaks and
French Fries when we get home will
be nothing slow.
Goodbye till next week.
The Glasgow courier., 1916-07-21

pull all together and we will have
another good Republican in the White
House.
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Somehow, one hears far less com.
plant than formerly, from persons
who can't afford an ocean trip.
The Glasgow courier., 1916-07-21

Pretty good world after all; yes,
no? If you think it isn't, try it from
another angle. Have you tried the
smiles of greeting? Have you cheer
ed the man your meeting. If
you haven't, then you cannot UNDER
stand. Perhaps the world seems
dreary, but the way to make it
CHEEKY, is to smile whenever you
grasp another's hand.-Ex.
An exchange says that Villa can
barely read and write, but it does not
say what college he graduated from.
The Glasgow courier., 1916-07-21
Memories of Montana or Visions of a
Soldier

Memories of Montana or Visions of a
Soldier
Oh, it's nice to be soldier,
In the ranks of Uncle Sam,
a olocdy, bloomin' soldier
Who doesn't care dam...
Not soldier in the regulars,
Rrt in the volunteers,
One who listens 10 lis count"y's call,
A':l leaves !,iS home in tears.
|: 5 r;ce to heac them cheering,
When the ira goes through town
TIA, WAS built il: the sage brush
'Mongst scene of sordid' brown.
When we hear the natives cheering,
See the chicken. waving flags,
Have the DOLL; stu:f;ng candy
In our dirty Khaki Gags.
rs rice to eat the rations,
chat get SCARF. every day,
AS our train caves old Montana.
For the desert state OF A.
We have canned horse for luncheon,
For breakfast and for tea.
The brute arrives so often,
1t makes me want to flee.
This morning we had jelly.
Which is very seldom seen,
I discovered mine by scouting,
Twas hiding meath a bean.
Last night as l was sleeping.
| dreamed funny dream,
thought that I was eating
Peaches sliced with cold ice cream
had a juicy beefsteak,
Cut from a yearing COW,
But just as was cutting it,
A rocky hollered chow
l awakened from my slumber,
Which had been very brief
To find my chunk of canned horse,
Had been taken by thief.
won't say that l was hungry,
Cause it sure would sound like h
But the names l called that rocky,
Well, simply cannot tell.
But it is nice to be a soldier,
In the ranks of Uncle Sam,
# you aren't too particular,
And don't give a tinker's dam"
BY Oliver L. Juice,
Chief Mutt of Co. F,
The above expresses our feelings.
The Glasgow courier., 1916-07-21
Impressions of a Few Days in
Douglas, ArizOnai ''"

Impressions of Few Days in
Douglas, ArizOna '"
Turmoil, confusion, things all upset,
Windstorms and thunder, rain that
is wet, .
Sand and red 'dobe, sun burning hot,
The whole commissary. tied in a
Knot .4.
Canned milk a-boiling out. in the sun,
Corned beef a-cooking till it is
done,
Bread that is baking without any fire,
The grub that is spelling arouses
our ire.
Water in pipes that is really luke
warm,
Red ants by thousands constantly
Typhoid injections, ten thousand
Language by non-coms, any old
terms.
Smoke from the smelter tries us to
choke,
Gases of arsenic born of coke,
Two kinds of cactus, plenty of thorns,
Twenty-Five buglers blowing their
horns.
Thirty two sick men lying in bed.
Sweating and groaning with pains
in the head,
Rockies complaining about the chow,
Wishing for eggs, and milk from
COW.
Mess kits and rifles, all in disorder,
One German rookie crossing the
border,
Men in the tents sing Tipperary.
Mexican bones all over the prairie.
Special detail for the men in the
squads, j.,
Blankets and ponchos rolled up in
wads,
Cartridgese issued, one bandolier, !,
Some of the rockies feeling quite
queer.
Beautiful shower bath once every day,
Plenty of ticks, shortage of hay,
Jitney trolleys, that take you to town,
Riot beer in schooners, bright,
sparkling brown.
Mexican poems riding on mules.
Wise men and soldiers, soldiers and
fools. i
Everything gradually getting in or
der,
Here in old Douglas, close to the
border.
BY F. B. Camp,
Co. F, 2nd Mont
II. Woodley, our "war BRIDE, has
been under the wing Of the Goddess
Muse today and his latest effort fol-
lows:
Were Here Because We're Here
Eyerything's 'Joke" with Gompany G,
Our Rockies and Red Horse seem
to agree,
No cause to worry, nothing to fear,
a cheer.
Each happy reveille brings forth