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Crittenden record-press., 1916-07-27

Sherman Humphrey formerly
of Sheridan vicinity who has
been living in Evansville for sew
eral months died there Sunday
after an operation. His remains
were shipped here Monday and
taken to the home of his parents,
Mr.. and Mrs. S. J. Humphrey
near Sloan, to await the arrival
Of his brothers before the inter.
ment takes place.
Crittenden record-press., 1916-07-27

Save the trouble of making
two calls by giving US your or
der for groceries along with your
fresh meat order. We have
Heinz canned goods. -Babb
Bros.
Mrs R. A. Moore has rented
her residence on West Depot ST.,
To a gentlemen from Livington
County and will 90 to Ashland,
Ky, to visit her daughter after
the middle of August. In the
meantime she will visit in the
county.
Mr.. and Mrs. Anderson Woods
of Bro klvn. n. Y, are visiting
Mrs. Woods mother, Mrs. Nam
ME Steele, on north jefferson st.
They will visit relatives at
Smithland and Marion. KY, be-
/, fore returning to Brooklyn. -
Princeton Leader.
Just received new line camp.
meeting hats, hemp or felt in all
leading colors 49cts. to S.. Palm
beach suits 81 49. Kool cloth
suits S4.99. Shirts waists jAt
received new line at a bargain.
Come early and get choice at
Lottie Tinsley Terrv's
FARM L0ANS--0n long time,
cheap interest, repayment priv
ileges. Also life insurance in
the Columbia Life.---BEN L.
YATES.
w. A Blackburn. deputy fed.
eral court clerk, and family will
leave today for Kuttawa Springs,
where they will enjoy a two
weeas' clmping trip. Mr.. Black
burn will be in the city every
day TO attend to business. .-Padu-
cah News Democrat.
Misses Irabelle and Willie Car
loss. of Poplar Bluff, Mo, who
have been visiting their aunt,
Mrs. j. A. Fofte, north of town,
are now with their cousin. Mrs.
Joe Smith, at Cerulean. Later
they will 20 20 Dawson to snend
several days before returning
home. -Cadiz Record.
Miss Margaret Moore, of Mar
ion, was one of our town guests
at the Picnic Luncheon last week
whose name was iraiyertantly
omitted in last weeks issue Of
this paper. She has been the
house guest of Mr. and Mrs. e.
NJ. Wilson, Sr. for several DAYS.
She s one of the Crittenden
c)unty's leading teachers. -Liv.
ingstOn Enterprise.
Crittenden record-press., 1916-07-27


has rented the store room on
Main St, formerly occupied by
Morris & Son and will open up a
stock of General Merchandise
about Sept. lst.
l.. L. Huffman, Miss Effe De-
hoe and P. n. Deboe made an
auto trip last week to Nashville,
Tenn, returning Sunday after
noon with Mrs. j. w. Huffman
and two sons.
WANTED Employment in
home with old couple. | know
how to do all kinds Of housework
cooking, washing q ironing.
Mrs. Martha MulIIcan,
Pnone 272.
Water Douglas and Mss Iva
Crider were united in marriage
Friday nightat the Presbyterian
Manse by the Rev. H. V. t,cott.
Tney were accompanied by ID. f,
Crider father OF the bride.
FOR SALE 10 acres of la d on
Morganfeld road near Baker un.
der wire fence, 10 acres cleared
and sowed in clover and grass
5. NJ. Jenkins
Mrs. h. II. Loving left We'd
nesday for her home at D.trJit.
Mich, and was accompanied by
her mother, Mrs. Sallie Williams
and sister, Miss Martha Williams
who will visit her several weeks,
Providence Enterprise
Any one desiring concrete
work will do well to see j. n.
Boston and get his prices. He
will guarantee to do you a first
class job.
DR.. F. W. Num- left Tuesday
for Louisville to attend the Nat
ional Denta' Association whi.h is
in session in that city this week,
h will return Friday night and
be in his office Saturday morn.
ing,
We can treat in our lone a
limited number of cases with
Granular sore eyes. We will
also reduce the weiyhtot fat or
bloated people without drugs or
starving We guaranteer suits.
j, X, Gilchrist Ophr.
Mrs. F. ". Nichols ard son,
Casner are attending the Crit
tenGen County teachers Institute
at Marion this week and Harry
johnson is performing her duties
as deputy at the post office.
Providence Enterprise.
We get cold storage meat,
shipped in refrigerator car, and
have a new sanitary refrigerator
to keep it in, Telephone Ne.
1852 -Babb Bros.
Mrs. J. /. Clement and daugh.
ter Miss Marion who went to
spend the week end at Ceanlean,
were joined there Monday after
noon by Miss Louise Clement
and all three may spend a week
or so at that delightful resort.
FOR SALE the best brood mare
in crittenden county," 10 year
old.
S. NJ. Jenkins.
Crittenden record-press., 1916-07-27

N''"ct N NIT CT, Nsil Estate
Agents. Town properties bou ght
and sold Farms for sale.
Marion, Ky.
Mrs. j. d. Worley and child
ren of Marion visited Walter
Worley and family last week in
The Fredonia neighborhood.
Let J. N. Boston screen your
house with full length screens
hung on hinges. The perfect
fly proof screen.
Messrs. Ted Boston and Blan-
ton Wiggins, Of Marion. spent
sunday in the city, Princeton
Leader.
Misses Msymie Love and Glenn
carter OF Leyias section were
here Tuesday doing some shop
ping and looking in on the Insti-
tute.
Archie Davidson Of keota, Ok
lahoma and his wife and sen.
left Monday afternoon for their
home after spending a month
here with his parents.
FOR SALE matched team yourg
horse and mare 2 and 8 years
old.
s. VI. Jenkins.
Mrs. A. II. Cardin left Friday
for Mont Eagle. Tenn. to spend
several weeks of the heated term.
She will also visit friends in
Nashville. Tenn, while enroute.
FOR SALE Two No. | milch
COWS half and threa quarters
Jersey. Both frssh. One calf.
W. f McMurry,
Stl-gis, XIV.
S. n. Lowe and Johnson Ken
ncdy Of Shawneetogn H.. accom-
pari- d The remains Of Maurice =.
Sutherland from iha; city 10 this
place for interment last week.
Mrs A. V. McFee who has
been the guest for the past 10
days Of her daughter Mrs. J. Z.
Dean at Crider Ky, is expected
home to day.
Mrs Lot,ie Tinsley Terry left
Wedoesday for the Eastern mar
kets to buy a fine stock Of laiies
ready-to-wear garments which
will be sod at close prices.
Wanted A woman to cook
and light house keeping for a
couple. Good place and wages.
For information apply at Press
Office.
James Bvford returned from
Fort Thomas Monday with h is
discharge from the state guard.
His only disqualification was un.
der weight as stated in his papers
Cleaning, pressing and repair
ing. Agents for the White Swan
Laundry. Best in town. All
work called for and delivered.
Huffman & Cook. Jenkins Bldg.
Mrs. John 7. Pickens sent to
the Office the finest samples of
peaches we have seen this year
each one perfect, ripe and juicy.
They were delicious and were
appreciated.
Crittenden record-press., 1916-07-27
We Will bond you.
Crider K Woods.

~ wv "til b'll bus
\. Crider x Woods.
DR.. J. V. Hayden and J. o.
Gray Of Salem were in Marion
Tuesday.
FOR SALE Splendid saddle
and driving horse.
$. NJ. Jenkins.
Or Roy Waddell and vile were
guests OF Mrs. Susan Glenn Mon
day II being her birthday,
Albert Butler and wife Of Sa.
lem have been guests OF relatives
here this week.
Money to loan on farms at I
per cent Geo. NJ. Crider.
Mr.. and Mrs. Anderson Woes
OF New York arrived Tuesday to
visit r. II. Woods and family.
Rev. +. c. NeVm left Mon
day for Springfield Tennessee to
assist in a meetirg at that place
Cantaloupes and water me on
on ice at all times, at Babb Bro.
Miss Bessie Woods has return.
ed from Cairo. Ill.,. where she
spent the spring and summer.
FOR SALE new section honey
ais) strained honey.
s. NJ. jenkins.
Isaac billiard has ieturnt d from
, SRidgway. Ills, and is attending
Institute this week.
O. II. Paris traded his auto
mobile tor the Tucker & Moore
shoe repair shop and machinery
A handkerchief sale. lOc hard
kerchlef at D. u Lottie Tinsley
Terrys.
Miss Elizabeth Dollar who was
the guest Of friends in the FIRE.
donia Valley last week is ex'
pectei home this week.
RECEPTION" coffee Of
quality. with an aroma all It's
own Try il and yol will thank
us. ASHER q LAMB.
John Yandell and wife Of Eliza
town. Ill.,, arrived Thursday az
ternoon to visit his brothers, T
J. and ". B. Yandell on Bsllyilla
The Mysteries of Mira" be-
gins at the Marion Opera House,
Tuesday evening Aug S'h. In
10 episodes, 2t
Misses Driskill and Mar e Con.
yer of Levias are visiting Miss
Mildred Worley and other rela'
tives in Marion.
We are now PREF ared to han.
4le fresh meats, vegetables. and
fruits of all kinds, give US an or
der. -Babb Bros.
Mrs. George Story Of Louisville
il the guest of her parents Mr.,
and Mrs. Chas. Williams s. Wal
ker st.
II you want the hest loin, por-
ter house or round steak, we
have it. -Babb Bros.
Crittenden record-press., 1916-07-27

S C H 0 @ |
s A | {

We have the new n.y.,
school tablets.
iUu can save money by
buying your school supplies
from us at close out prices.
Give us a call.
To close out our school
supplies, Beginning Satur-
day, july %.
All our tablets. pencils,
inks. envelopes, box station
ey etc, must be sold ct
close o.. prices.
Crittenden record-press., 1916-07-27

Edith Davis, Sullivan, r l. F Z Towry
Piney. Eulah Gass. Marion. Jennie
Clement, Crayne. Grace Coniiii. Z. +.
d. No. g. Cora Smart. Marion. Ewing
James, r. +. D. No. 5. Bryan Ford.
Pise, Pearl Snow, Piney. Worth W.
B,isture. Crayne John B. Paris, Il. +.
d No Willis Dollins, R. +. d. No.
). Herbert Mcdowell, ReptOn, Mana
Crowell. Rep,on. Stella Dean, Dean.-
wood. Z. E. Phillips, Gladstone. Merry
Towery, Piney. Carrie Morse, Dean
wood, W. l.. Todd. Piney. Pratt Stan
ley, Repton. Ruby Asher, Marion. j.
L. +. Paris, r. +. d. No. |. Dell Stem
bri lge, Marion. Eta Boisture, Crayne.
Sigbee Lowry, r. +. d. No. |. Cath
crime Moore, Marion. Duron Koon,
Fredonia. r. +. d. No. 9 Mary Fin
ley, Marin. The following are from
Marion: v. l.. Christian. H. c. Frank
lin, Sadie Minor. Margaret Moore.
Elizabeth MCGEE. Iva Hicklin. SUE
Moore, Mary Lou wilborn. Hattie
wheeler, Lena Woods, Mary Ethel
Hard and Bryan Ford. Piney.
Crittenden record-press., 1916-07-27

The worst cases, no matter Of how long sta andinr.
are cured by the wonderful. old reliable Dr'
fortcr's Antiseptic Healing on. u relieves
Pain aud Heals II the same time. sc. Soc, 81 %
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1916-01-02
Take Philadelphia by
Storm with GrOtesque
and Gorgeous Parade.
FORD PEACE SHIP
IS BURLESQUED
Uncle Joe" Cannon Hailed as
the Greatest Come Back
Buxom War Brides Dance.
Try TeIesrsph 70 m. rrieunel

Philadelphia, Jan. liking Menus
rcigned here to-day a. never before.
Drawn b. MS invisible sceptre. his
cohorts by tho thousands para1ed
through the city, turning Broad Street
into scene OF dancing. living color
Other thousands fringed the avenue
and paid spontaneous tribute TO the
spectacle provided IN honor OF the
baby New Year.
At 10 o'clock the procession started
Within few minutes il was a twist
ing kaleidoscope Of color-s blend Of
rcd. purple and white.
Majestic captains, panopliei in roysl
costumes, marched with solemn tresc
behind dancing pages that looked Ike
sprites from q iaiTy kingdom. Five
clubs, parading 2.500 men, had sto N
tips from the rainbow with which 10
make a triumph for themselves. Hold
ing the right Of line. winner Of last
years grand prize, was the renowned
Silver Crown Club. Their leader had
dropped back twenty centuries to stag
ger holiday Philadelphia with an As
syrian costume Of barbsric splendor
IL was in the comic division that the
imaginations of the mummers ran riot.
The Ford peace mission came IN for
a big share Of burlescue. There was
a peace ship---a huge, black, cloth af-
fair, with decks and bridge. Toy ex-
press wagons, representing jitney cars,
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1916-01-02

But once inside tho clubhouse the
critics listened respectfully as Johnny
O'Brien. one OF tho club members ana
custodian "a well. said:
BOYS. Patrick NJ. Sullivan has de-
cidcd not to give n Christmas dinner
this wear. but instead he sends 70
each of YOU gentlemen his good wishes
and piece Of silver for tho New
Year"
Then the band struck w ITS Long
Way TO Tipperary," and the dozen or
so about 10 receive the pieces OF silver
checred aud walked up TO the SINAI
table where the silver was piled. md
each got his half dollar. This PEI
formance was repeated many times.
One of the club members. IN the .b-
sence 4 Alderman Sullivan. who lsf'
at 1880 o'clock, soon after the hrs'
few patches received their half dollars
announced that 2.33l half dollars had
been given out. Two Of them went TO
one Boweryite who was more than hall
seas over. When lie came In third
time one of the hnngers-on around the
club looked at him and saidi
DO. you're repeater. This Isn't
the place 10 pull any Of that stuff, 80
beat IT,"
Before the repeater could beat t.
he received what is known on tho bow
cry as the buns rush When the 70
peator found himself half a minute
later on the street. wondering how he
reached there so quickly, he picked
himself up. and said:
well. Amt dis n helluva happy New
Yea"
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1916-01-02

ENJOYS FETED
Scientists Entertained at
New Years Receptions
in Capital.
REGARD CONGRESS
AS BIG SUCCESS
Welcome Unity Plans-Rio dc
Janeiro in Sympathy with
Lansing's Proposal.

Washington. Jan. 1.-The first week
OF the Pan-American Scicntifc Con-
gress ended tonight with n reception
90 delegates Of the board OF governors
Of tho Pan american Club. The func-
ton. held at the Pan American Build
ing, was OF q sen,i-o.icial character and
reflected the marked trend toward eul-
ovation OF close relations btween the
American republics, which has charac-
terined all the sessions Of the con-
gross
Many OF the visiting delegates, who
include leaders in the political and
scientific thought OF Latin America,
declared their belief that the meeting
here, aside from the results OF the
MANY intricate discussions Of sclen-
tifc problems that have been proceed
ing daily, had accomplished vast good
in cementing the friendship Of the
American peoples. Tho hospitality
shown bv the United States and the
responsive chord il has found among
the visitors were features generally
recognized as almos. historic in their
significance.
Among specific developments of the
weeks sessions tho delegates have been
particularly impressed by Secretary
Lansing's advocacy of a Pan-American-
ism that would mean "One for all: All
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1916-01-02
.BOWERY KNOCKS
HAPPY NEW YEAR
DereIictS Declare Holiday
Spirit Passed Away
with Big Tim,
SULLIVAN CLUB
CUTS OUT DINNERS
Disappointed OutcaSts Get Hall
Dollar Each Instead of Post
pOned Christmas Feast.

The 1owcry dereicts who for twelve
mas dinner and pair OF shoes at the
hands If Big Tim Sullivan learned
yesterday that the spirit OF Big Tim
had fled from the old thoroughfare.
Save in the hearts Of his former bene-
fciaries, the memory Of the Big Eel
low seemed almost IA dim as the IN
scription on the old milestone few
rods rom the Timothy ID. Sullivan
clubhouse, at POI Bowery. One who
always looked for and received Sulli-
van largess muttered as he waited in
line at the door Of the clubhouse:
"Deres no more Christmas nor nut
tin. Big Tins dead. an all the old
ones have moved uptown johnny
White got too rich fer &c Bowery and
he blow. Larry Muihqan, he's gone
10 de country, and. only &c lodgin'
houses are left down here. Paddy Sui
livan's all right, bat n quarter or n
hal dollar amt wot we want. We'd
G 20 get good dirner like in de
days. when de Big Fellow was
- Tell wild de game. Every
; double-crossin' US now. Christ
ma comes nroun' here an sees a sign
on de door. dat door right dere, WHICH
SAYS we'll get our feed on New Years.
An Johnny O'Brien tells me dat de
caterer guy croaked hisself an dst's
why dere amt no feed. OATS a stall.
De caterer guy, III bet, never com
nlitted 40 suicide III betchcr it was
one game Of stall an double-cross."
Oats &c ticket, bo; you've got 'em
right" said another derelict.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1916-01-02
The Paying of Secret Commissions
Unfair to the Piano Purchaser
TO THE PUBLIC:

TO THE PUBLIC:
The time was when the manufacturing of Pianos
was practically confined to few artistic instruments
These ms rurnents were inspired by some genius
and met with favor because of their real music giving
value.
Not only was knowledge of music confined to
the few but the knowledge of Piano was largely
limited to the professional musician or teacher.
For that reason the judgment advice of the
teacher was generally sought, and wisely SO by the
would-be purchaser.
As the country grew and the Piano industry with
it. competition naturally arose The result that
the manufacturers and dealers practically employed
the professional musician or teacher to endorse or
recommend their piano. and for such service they paid
a commission on any sale made through such recon-
mendaton.
For time this was honestly and legitimNtey
DONE but with the immense growth Of the IF ~
and the suborinadon of art TO form of commit cal-
ism the system became an insidouS evil not only
dscredtable to the musC-teachlng profession, but
unfair to the purchasing public.
This commercialism in the exploiting of cheap
Pianos of unknown make and of no established value
has made it very easy for the INSCRIPTIONS dealer so
to manipulate prices that these underhand commits
sions are actually paid by the purchaser
So-called teachers and those who do not even
call themselves teachers, have appeared in legions.
They obtain the names of prospective piano pur-
chasers, whom they claim will buy only on their
recommendations
Then they shop among piano dealers, register
the so-called prospect and, if possible influence the
sale 70 the house that will pay them the largest secret
commission, but in any case, they claim a commission
from any dealer from whom the piano is bought.
What value can such recommendations have to
long suffering and patient public?
1t is an evil that the purchaser not only pays for,
because naturally the dealer must maintain his profit
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1916-01-02

for one" and by the speech OF Elihu
Root. in which he told the Latin
American delegates that $50 long as
the spirit OF American freedom shall
continue II shall range US side by SIDE
with you, great and small, for the
maintenance of the rights of nations.
The formal proposal made by the
United States carly in the week for
Pan-American convention for arbitra-
ton OF boundary disputes and to pro-
h bit shipments Of arms TO revolution
ists also continued tonight an absorb
ing topic Of conversation among dele
gates.
There was 10 session Of the con
gress to-day. meeting previously
planned having been cancelled TO allow
The delegates a New Years Day free to
make calls and I'll luncheon and dinner
engagements. The delegates were
guests this Afternoon at the Cosmos
Club.
Elaborate programmes for the enter
tainment Of the members OF the con-
press at the cities they will visit as the
guests Of the United States government
after the congress closes are being pre-
pared. They will visit Baltimore on
January 10. The next dag they Will go
TO Philadelphia, and Wednesday VIII
be IN New York, where Mayor Mitchell
will address them. Il IS expected that
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1916-01-02
PARTY FOR MISS NJ. G. SMITH
Society at Reception in Greenwich for
X A. c. Smiths Niece.

Greenwich, Conn, Jan. l.-Mr. and
Mrs. Alfred Gilbert Smith, Of Edgewood
Park, gave a reception fpr their daugh-
ter, Miss Marjorie Gilbert smith, az
their home here this afternoon. Many
prominen, in New England and New
York society attended. Those who rs
sisted Mr.. and Mrs Smith In receiving
and pouring tea were Mrs Frank Keen,
Mrs. George f. Dominick, jr., Mrs: r.
Harris Nichols, Mrs. W. +. Decker, Mise
Doris Ryde, of Montreal; Miss Clara
Jones, OF Spokane; Miss Marguerite
Smith, Miss Elizabeth Minor, Miss Dor
othy Green and Miss Helen Monteith.
Miss Smith. who WAS graduated from
Rosemary Hall, this place. two years
ngo, has been studying domestic science
in Boston. She is debutante this
year. Miss Smith is niece of Jock
Commissioner r. A. c. Smith, of ltield
Point PARK, Greenwich, and New York
City.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1916-01-02
WAR DUTIES KILL DOCTORS
American Missionary in Turkey Sixth
Victim In Year.

Boston. Jan. THE American Board
Of Commissioners for Foreign Missions
to-day announced the death from typhus
fever at Harpoot, Eastern Turkey, Of
Dr. Henry II. Atkinson. for fourteen
years a medical missionary of the board
az the station. Dr. Atkinson is the
sixth missionary of the board to die
within a year from causes attributed to
war conditions.
DR.. Atkinson was in charge Of the
Annie Tracy Riggs Memorial Hospital
and was worn out because of extra du-
ties arising from the VIZ and an cpl
deniic of typhus fever. He was grad
uAte of Grinnel College, Iowa, and
Cooper Medical College, in San Fran
cisco.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1916-01-02
FOR FREE MEDICAL SERVICES
Industrial Insurance in Each State
Urged for Workingmen.

Chicago, Jan. 1.-The council on
health and public instruction OF the
American Medical Association has
named a committee to cooperate with
the American Association for Labor
Legislation in drafting a model bill to
establish industrial insurance in each
state. The committees members are
DR.. Alexander Lambert. Of New York;
DR.. Henry B. Favill, Of Chicago, and Dr.
Frederic J. Cotton, of Boston.
The committee hopes TO draft bill
that will avoid mistakes made in other
countries and which will provide ade-
quate medical services for every work
ingrnan, regardless of his income or
financial condition.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1916-01-02

but ne IS unKnOWnSly paying 1Ol ADVICE WHICH nc
thinks is honestly and gratuitously given
We confess that we have been not entirely
guteSS but we, as well as other reputable Piano
manufacturers have fought this evil in connection
with own business.
In our efforts to eliminate those influenced solely
by mercenary motives we have no doubt, offended
some teachers who honestly recommend our Pianos.
This companys business is done on strictly one
price basis-the price plainly marked on each nstru-
ment so that anyone can know it; and the price is
the same to everyone.
And as our profit is fair and business-lke ad-
vance on the actual cost to manufacture with no
extras Of any kind we cannot maintain the high
standard of our product and afford deductions with
out an actual loss.
Therefore in justice to every purchaser as well
as the continued success and integrity of business,
we wish everyone to know.that we have absolutely
eliminated the giving of secret commissions OF any
kind whatever
We believe this will be understood by the con-
sCientious music teacher who would rather honestly
recommend to her pupil piano of reputable quality
than secretly to work deal because Of rernun-
GRAFTON from the Piano seller.
We are determined, as far our business is
concerned, absolutely to eliminate any chance of re-
Election the teaching profession which may arise
from the demands of the INSCRIPTIONS minority in
conspiracy to overcharge the buyer.
We further believe that not only the public but
the music profession will sustain US in our efforts TO
make the Piano business clean and straightforward.
Any purchaser of Sterling Piano buys at the
lowest price, his interests first and intend TO
continue to protect them.
Yours truly,
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1916-01-02

were ewing from the decks IA life
boats. Gayly costumed mummers who
played cards represented the peace
party. A. the bow OF the ship was n
stuffed dove. with an olive branch IN
its beak. and behind g was tall man.
with blonde. curly hair, who was sup
posed 70 represent thc head of the
party.
There were regiments of Charley
Chnplins. one ertire brigade being
made up in imitation Of The movie
comedian.
"Uncle Joe" Cannon was hailed as
the greatest comeback" in a float with
big cannon on a truck and the word
Joe on either side.
War brides were fourteen impcr-
senators. each weighing 200 pounds.
The brides" were Enthusiastically cos
TUNED and scsmpcred along with huge
dolls.