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The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1916-05-23
the CAN DIDATES

M P. ALTMEYER
Candidate for
SHERIFF OF OHIO COUNTY
Subject to the Decision OF the Re-
publican Primaries June 9Th. 1915. n
E. T.. ENGLAND
OF Logan County
Candidate for
ATTORNEY GENERAL
Your support Solicited at the
Republican Primary. June 6.
HOWARD HASTINGS
CANDIDATE REPUBLICAN,
NOMINATION FOR
SHERIFF OF OHIO COUNTY
soLrcIrs YOUR VOTE
INFLUENCE
JULIAN G.. HEARNE
Candidate for Republican
Nomination for
CONGRESS, FIRST DISTRICT
Requests your vote and influence.
CHARLES H. HENNING
Candidate for
SECRETARY OF TAT
Subject to the Republican primary
June 6. Your support solicited.
WIN. F. HITE
Candidate for the Republican
Nomination for
UNITED STATES SENATE
YOUR SUPPORT SOLICITED.
ELMER U
OF Brooke County,
Candidate for
n O6NAlG
First District.
Subject to tho Republican Primary
Election, june 6.
w. S.
PISTOL BILL"
Candidate for Republican Nomina-
tion for
STATE TREASURER
Headquarters-Mt. Hope. W. va.
Rutherford M. Kittle
Candidate for the Republican
Nomination for
STATE TREASURER
Your Support Solicited.
Z. L. LONG
Republican Candidate for
STATE AUDITOR
ASK the Mar Who Knows Him"
ALVA B. MOORE
OF wotzsl County. Candidate for
STATE AUDITOR
Subject 20 the decision Of the Re-
publican voters.
GEORGEW.
OF Brooke county. hereby
his candidacy for the
State Senate, First District
Subject 20 the decision Of the Repub-
ncan primary, June g. 1915.
For space in Candidates
Corner, call $50, Intelligencer
Business Office.
The Dickson County herald. (Dickson, Tenn.) 1907-1979, 1916-02-04
TRUSTEE GALE.

By virtue Of the power and au-
thoiity vested in noe by deed oI
trus, dated May "a, 1915, executed
by V. A. f'endergrsss aud wife Nag
gle Pendergrass, default having
been made in payment Of the $50
90 note mentioned in said
deed Of trust, I. W. E. cullum
llrasases saisAl~ IN Morday. the 18th
day oil February 1916. at the cas-,
door OF the courthouse in the town
OF Dickson, Tennessee, offer for sale
to the highest bidder for cash, free
from the equity OF redemption
homestead, dover and all other ex,
smpiions, the following described
property:
A tract Of land in the 9Th civil
district Of Dickson County, Tenn,
bounded ON the north by Henry
Iookard; ON the east by J. M, Par
due; on the west by Levi Sylvis,
nov Williams; on the south 10y Jno
Everett. For more particular
boundaries see deed Of James Ev.
erett and wife to James Oakley. on
record at the Registers Office a,
Charlotte, Tennessee.
W. Il. CuLLUM Trustee.
K. c, CULLuM, Atty,
The Dickson County herald. (Dickson, Tenn.) 1907-1979, 1916-02-04
SOMETHING SHOULD BIZ DONE

One night last week a young
woman was found dead IN the sub
urbs OF Dickson with "A pistol shoI
through her heart. One day las
week two OF Dickson 8 young Inen
were bound over to Court on charg
of house.breaking, About ten day
ago one negro fired shotgun Al
another negro just back of Myatt !
Drug Store, as the outcome OF b
gambling row, hnt no arrest wa'
made.
There is negro .,ool.room within
,wo.hundred feet OF Main Street
whcrs'whlte boys and negro boys,
white men and negro men, meet to
play pool aud other games, In thr
negro pool room there were seyera
fights Christmas between white an,
negro patrons, and negroes ,hem
selves, but no arrests were made,
There are two or three nuto-lou,
bawdy houses IN the Eastern par
OF Dickson. and one in the Western
part Vt Dickson, but no arrests ar,
made.
1t is comm II talk that two blind
tigers are being conducted almost
openly on Main Street, but no ar.
rests are made.
II is common talk that crap
room and poker game IN separat,
buildings are being carried on daily
and nightly on Main Street but d,
arrests are made.
About a month ago. three or iou
white boys fired several shots With
in one. hundred yards Of Main Stree
at another boy because this boy hac
gone with the other boys girl, bus
no arrests were made. ...-..
Newspaper space and modest,
forhids US citing other instances 81
lawlessness, and the part that IL
being played. as an innocent hy
stander, by those whose duty it !,
To see that violaters Of the law ar,
brought 10 justice, bu, the worst
phase OF the situation is the ladii
ference that our preachers, church
members, business men and othe,
citizens are msnitesting in regard to
the reckless lawlessness and oper
immoral conditions OF our town,
The officers OF tae town or coun
~ are servants Of the people Il
the people. as their master. do not
condemn lawlessness and Grim; i
public sentiment in behalf Ut lav
Enforcement and pure morals, l,
asleep. then the officials should no,
be condemned in rejecting tht
sentiment 1T our respectable oiti.
rens, and being blind to notorious
The Dickson County herald. (Dickson, Tenn.) 1907-1979, 1916-02-04
IHEHEsr PROOF
Given by a Dickson cAizen

ftf z. .fi
Lloau'n Kidney fflls Were used
they brought beg~Kt.
The story siis told % Dickson
residents.
Time has strengthened the evi
dnnest
Time has proven the result last
ing,
The testimony h home testimon,
1.-The proof convincing.
II car b. investigated by Dick
son residents.
Joseph locke ieweler, Charlotte
st.. Dickson. SAYS: II had a lame
hack and IVY kidneys were weak.
psed Doan's Kidney Pills and the,
gave me great relief" tStatemenl
made obituary 18th. 1919
On April Slh, 1915, Mr.. Locke
said: II have the same faith in
Doan's Kidney Pill to-day az have
always had. The eurt they gave
me was permanent"
Price Doc. at all dealers. Don /
simply ask Tor a kidney remedy
get Doan = Kidney Pills--the same
that Mr.. Locke had, Foster.
Milburn Co. Props. Buffalo. ". Y,
The Dickson County herald. (Dickson, Tenn.) 1907-1979, 1916-02-04
the CIVIL ENGINEER
His Status and What He May
Accomplish in the South
To-day.

Mr.. P, V. Stephens, writing in
the Iron Tradesman 70. January
presents some very interesting facts
regarding the importance OF the
civil engineer in the development
Of the resources OF the South. lie
makes the point that the wonder
Iul development that has taken
pla &c in scientific discoveries, en-
gineering achievements and manu-
featuring perfection IN Germany,
has been due TO he patient, perse
verng efforts of specially trained
men through long periods OF re.
search work.
Ii has been stated by many
authorities" he says. that the
present war is not one OF military
tactics, 40 much as an expression
Of engineering genius and industrial
cooperation. He maintains tina,
no battle or campaign, has been
planned without careful consulta,
ton with the engineering experts
who are among the chief advisers
OF all those in command OF armies,
The further point is made that
the development Of the wonderful
resources Of the South vii! call for
expert advice and considerable re-
search work, and the article il an
appeal for the enlistment, Of bright,
young men, with active minds. in
the various courses offered in the
technical schools OF the county,
particularly in the South.
The problems OF paving. public
roads, steam and electric railway
construction. water power develop
ment, etc., are put to the civil en-.
gineer and expert for solution. as is
also the development OF the mineral
resources-and all these things
need extensive development in the
South. which is slowly but surely
coming into her own. Foreign cap
ital 10 being attracted to the vast
undeveloped resources OF this sec.
ton. and the unprecedented de-
mand for various articles aud sup
plies, found almost exclusively in
the South, will call for trained men
who are familiar with such con.
ditions to aid in this development.
Without going into tiresome de-
tails and statistics, continues Mr..
Stephens. it should be mentioned
that nowhere on the face OF the
globe is there a territory 80 richly
endowed in minerals, fuels. lumber
agriculture! products, water. power,
climate, geographic location. and
transportation and shipping facili.
ties. AZ the Southern states,
He makes a plea for the educa.
ton Of the Southern boy along such
lines as will tend to ct him for this
larger field OF usefulness and points
out the splendid advantages offered
in . course in q school Of techno-
The Dickson County herald. (Dickson, Tenn.) 1907-1979, 1916-02-04
Has Used Chamberlains Cough
Remedy for 20 Years.

"Chamherlain's Cough Remedy
has been used in my household tor
the past twenty years, | bryan
giving it to my children when they
were small A. quick relief ior
Group, whooping cough and ordi
nary colds. it has no equal Being
free from opium and other Harmful
drugs, | meyer felt afraid to give VI
to the children. | have recon-
mended it TO number Of friends
and neighbors, who have used II
and spesk highly Of it, writes Xt-
Mary Minke. Shortsyille, \, Y o.
tainable everywhere. Adv.
The Dickson County herald. (Dickson, Tenn.) 1907-1979, 1916-02-04
Who Win II Be?

Flowers, plants and shrubber,
will beautity any yard or any home
systematic cultivation Of them
ny the people at large will make q
veritable garden Of beauty out OF
any town.
A few seeds, a little elbow exer.
else and the work in done. The
principal occupation then IL to
watch them grow.
Women invariably take the lead
n the beautIfying OF the home and
,ts surroundings. and We have many
women in this town who are ex.
oerts in this line.
This summer some che ct these
women Is going to have the mos,
beautiful yard IN town.
Who will she be-
We would like to see every WON.
An in town strive TO be tina. one,
We would like 10 see every woman
make OF her place spot that is
pleasing to the eve--a spot that
attracts the attention and cempsls
The admirat.aA OF people as they
pass hy,
We would like to see the hus-
bands encourage the wives in such
: laudabls undertaking by perform
ing or securing the manual labor
necessary, though slight it may be.
We would ike TO see this town
The Dickson County herald. (Dickson, Tenn.) 1907-1979, 1916-02-04
A nm O II N c E NJ E N T S
TRUSTEE

HARRlH.--We are authorized 70 an
nounce Melvin Harris rs candidate
Tor the onhie OF County Trustee. Elec'
81 m, .Augnst, 1916.
RUSSELL. We arc authorized 10 an
nounce Geo. K Russell as candidate
for fhe Office ot Trustee, subject 70 the
voters in the August election, 1915.
HUNT. We are authorized to an.
nounce siayden Hunt ~ candidate f0l
the office Of Trustee, subject TO the yoter
in the August election, 1918.
D0TY. We are authorized tn announce
w. q. Doty M 3 candidate for the office
OF Trustee subject 10 the voters at the
August election, 1915.
CUMMfNS. We are authorized TO an.
nounce J Is Cumudns az candidate fol
the office Of Trustee, subject to the
qualified voters in the August election,
1915.
The Dickson County herald. (Dickson, Tenn.) 1907-1979, 1916-02-04

r. Simon sold f'js concrete
building. now occupied by the Elii,
Moving Picture Show. Wednesday
to Messrs. T. ]. Hslhrook aud "
B, Williams.
The Thomas Marble and Gran.
lite Works is the larses, finishing
shop between Nashville and Mem
phis. We don, pay Is per cent.
commission tn agents--we gave
our customers what the agents get
by selling them from our works
Come and get prices on anything
you want. Thomas Marble
and Granite Works.
The Dickson County herald. (Dickson, Tenn.) 1907-1979, 1916-02-04
New Picture r. ''Sh SHOW I or. Dickson

The Alamo Theatre yill open in
the Masonic building next Saturday
night with an excellent picture pro.
gram from the Mutual Film Service,
which 10 considered the best and
most popular service in oil flmdom
fhis playhouse will be under the
mansgership Of Brady Beakley, who
will strive TO serve the picture. lovers
in the best possible manner. The
admission price will be 30 and l0c,
Remember the Alamol"
The Dickson County herald. (Dickson, Tenn.) 1907-1979, 1916-02-04
DICKSON DRUGGIST
PlsASES CUSTOMERS

Clemore Pharmacy reports Gus.
TONERS greatly pleased with the
QUICK action Of simple buck,horn
hsrk. glScerine. etc. az mixed in
Adler-i.ka. This ample remedy
draius The old foul matter 20 THOR
OUCH that ONE SPOONFUL re-
lieyes almost ANY CASE Of con.
stipaiion. sour or gassy stomach.
1t $50 powerful that i, Ia used sue.
ces.iuiiy in appendicitis. Adlsr.i.
Ia never gripes aud the INSTANT
action il surprising. AdY.
The Dickson County herald. (Dickson, Tenn.) 1907-1979, 1916-02-04
TAX ASSESSOR

TATUM. We are authorized 10 All,
nounre q IT, fatum IN candidate fol
County Tax Assessor, election Aug, 1915
TAYL0R.-Wc are authorized 10 an
nounce Marvin VI Taylor az a candidate
for the office OF Tax Assessor, subject &
the qualified voters at the August elec-
ton, 1916,
WEAVER We are authorized to an
nounce J. I Weaver as II candidate ion
Tax Assessor, subject To the qualified
voters Of the 1916 August election
ELLIOTT. We ARE authorized TO an
nounce A. f. Elliott "a a candidate ion
The office OF County Tax Assessor, sub
ject to the qualified voters ia the Aug
ust, 1916, election.
STUART. We are authorized to an.
nounce NJ q. stuart rs candidate iol
the office of Tax AssrAsor, subject c
the qualified voters OF the August, 1910,
election,
The Dickson County herald. (Dickson, Tenn.) 1907-1979, 1916-02-04
nd obnoxious conditions.


and obnoxious conditions.
The preacher 10 supposed to be .
moulder OF public sentiment and i
standard MAKER Of moral ideas
Business and professional men usu
ally know that a lawless and i'm
moral town canno; long be prosper
Gus. II the preachers would tall
less Of Foreign Missions and deliver
swer doeuinal sermons, and 0oin'
more often the finger Of scorn srlh,
local bootlegger, gambler and scar
let reprohstes, and emulate Nathan
u old, and say 10 those who srs
bringing disgrace to our town and
ruin to our young men and women
Thoa art the man, then the re.
.pect for law and God would b,
greater, and the moral atmospheu
II our town would be sweeter and
purer
Ii our merchants and professions
men should stop and realize thai
the making Of money does not til
the standard OF full success for d
town, and could they realize.thst il
the mills uf lawlessness ard i'm
mortality continue TO grind. tha,
their sous and their daughters must
furnish the food for the great Dragon.
This article may make some one
mad. We hope il will, as some
people have TO get mad before the,
will fight sin. Ii anyone wants to
reiute any statements herein made
the columns Of the Herald are open,
inji their Justification Of once fair
Dickson and their condemnation OF
this article will be printed over their
cwn signature, but II anyone is in.
terested IN the betterment Of our
town to the extent as to take issue
with us, VIZ would first suggest that
next Saturday. or some other Satur
lay, that they stand near the Rail
road crossing on Main Street, and
looking up and down our chiei
thoroughfare, see in what buildings
sober men go, and out Of which
buildings the drunken men come;
20 the Freight Office and the tx
press Office and see who is getting
weekly shipments Of whiskey: get
some one who is confidential with
the average Is or 70 year old boy Of
our town and find out who is run
ling a crap game in our midst;
wander up about the railroad tres
ale. east Of Dickson. and Sith a pai,
IT deid glasses see what they reveal
take q walk out the Yellow Creek
pike and see who you meet coming
from, or going TO a certain house.
End then after you have done these
things, write the Herald an open
.etter Ut Whist YOU think OF Dick.
sons law enforcement, sentiment
and practice.
The Dickson County herald. (Dickson, Tenn.) 1907-1979, 1916-02-04
Trustees Sale.

By yirtpe Of the authority vested
in me by deed OF trust, executed ~
Pauline Branle, formerly Paulini
Beck, to me as trustee, on the 9TH
day OF March. 1915 to secure thu
payment Of fifty dollar note exc.
cuted BY the said Pauline Brszile to
q. 4. kannard, | will sell, to the
highest bidder. at IL o'clock, noon;
Tuesday, February IS, 1910. at tbs
east door OF the Courthouse IN tn,
town Of Dickson, Dickson County
Tennessee. the following described
lot;
A certain 10, lying 10 the state
Of tennessee, Dickson County, 9Th
civil district. beginning on the \
w.. corner OF Sarah Ellis and sis
ter's lot; runs w. 100 feet to a street
between this Bibbs lot, where he
lives; then south with said street
ITO feet to a stake; thence east 100
feet 10 Ellis corner; thence north
with her line no feet to the begin,
ming.
Said sale will be for cash, free
from the equity Of redemption
homestead dover and all other
exemptions.
This l2assGay OF Jan. 1916
W. T kANNARD, Trustee.
W. +. CULLUM, Any.
The Dickson County herald. (Dickson, Tenn.) 1907-1979, 1916-02-04
Administrators Notice.

Having been duly qualified an
administrator Of the estate OF FIT.
Parrot. deceased. all parties ow.
ina said estate will please come for.
ward and settle All parties hav-
ing claims against the estate will
file them with me tor payment
This Jan, 7th, 1916.
T. r Y. Srhmit,ou, Ain,.
The Dickson County herald. (Dickson, Tenn.) 1907-1979, 1916-02-04

We bad the pleasure Of shakins
bands this week with one ci the
brightest bFainiest. and most low
able men Of this whole community
and e pumped his arm right roy
ally. We do II every time they pay
M
The Dickson County herald. (Dickson, Tenn.) 1907-1979, 1916-02-04

Have you told your congressman
what you think on the subject al
national preparedness He don't
want to hear from you, OF course.
but II would be just a. well 10 let
him hear Just the same.
The Dickson County herald. (Dickson, Tenn.) 1907-1979, 1916-02-04

II we wanted 10 20 down in his-
tory as false prophet the one big
stunt we d pull of would be 10 pre-
dict an early peace in Mexico.
The Dickson County herald. (Dickson, Tenn.) 1907-1979, 1916-02-04

When a fellow makes a prartice
oi knocking bis home town i Il
time for everybody else TO hand
him a few,
The Dickson County herald. (Dickson, Tenn.) 1907-1979, 1916-02-04

Just 10. the sake Of variety, why
couldn't we send a few genuine old
time statesmen to congress as well
Ms mers politicians
The Dickson County herald. (Dickson, Tenn.) 1907-1979, 1916-02-04

Ien@sal villa has been killed 40
naHy times we cant ses why the
euss don't ssilv dead
The Dickson County herald. (Dickson, Tenn.) 1907-1979, 1916-02-04

Poverty drives ID drink md drink
driyee 10 nov,rtir. end hetwean the
two there's. hscksto pay.
The Dickson County herald. (Dickson, Tenn.) 1907-1979, 1916-02-04

Some ons somewhere once said
|iht all things come 10 him whe
wsits.
The Dickson County herald. (Dickson, Tenn.) 1907-1979, 1916-02-04

logy where the facilities are at hand
for such training.
The Dickson County herald. (Dickson, Tenn.) 1907-1979, 1916-02-04
SHERIFF..

WALTON. We are authorized TO an.
nouncr Il. 4 Walton III i GaAafihis ioi
the Office oil sheriff, Election, August
1916.
EUBANR We are authorized to an
nounce r. b. Eubank, Jr., as candidat,
ior the office OF Sheriff Election, Aug
ust, 1910.
The Dickson County herald. (Dickson, Tenn.) 1907-1979, 1916-02-04

Your tongue was made im use,
but moi for abuAs.
The Dickson County herald. (Dickson, Tenn.) 1907-1979, 1916-02-04

converted shis anfnnes iniU ufis M
tho Show sp0ur III sheaatale. aud Ne
win personally iork ilie prDcessiOtl
any iErss Il ii iorned.
What do you ray, brpthnfl o.
sisIeff Ars Won gamer
The day book. [volume] (Chicago, Ill.) 1911-1917, 1916-09-05

Washington - President IS en-
powered to use such part of army
and navy as he deems advisable to
prevent preferences by beIligerents
against American firms or shippers,
in amendment adopted to revenue
bill today.
Rome. - American Ambassador
Page will visit the Italian front in
the. near future.
Bayside, L. "Peter," Pearl
Whites pet pig, became so loving
and professed his love so loudly in
Iovelorn squeals that neighbors pro-
tested. Now Peter" is pork chops.
Blue Point, L. I.-AeriaI ferry line
established between Abery's beach
and Fire island. Trips are $40 for
one way.
NEUTRALITY-SUSPICIOUS. Steinberg, 1e,
cripple deserted by fiance, hanged
self.
New York.-WadisIaw Kubicki ar
. rested on papers brought over on the
submarine Deutschland charging
murder Of girl in Germany six years
ago.
New Subway and elevated
trainmen of Bronx and Manhattan to
strike within "A hours.
New YorI<.-Commander John
Easement, distant relative of Sir.
Roger Easement, here enroUte from
Bermuda to London to receive pro-
motion for distinguished work in the
British navy.
London.-Nine small English mer-
chant boats and two Norwegian
steamers sunk by German U boats.
London.-Insurrection has broken
out in Jambi district of 'Sumatra
island.
New York.-Dwight P. WiIworth,
New York lawyer, slain by men who
stopped his auto on lonely road.
Seventh in his family to be murdered.
Washington. - UnofficiaIIy stated
by state dept authority that bill for
The day book. [volume] (Chicago, Ill.) 1911-1917, 1916-09-05
FOUR KILLED, THREE INJURED,
in AUTO WRECK

An Arbor, Mich, Sept. 5. - Four
Ann Arbor persons were killed and
three others were seriously injured
near Sandusky, O., when the auto
mobile in which they were riding
turned turtle at sharp turn. The
dead are: Harry C. Hillman, drug
clerk; Don A. Stark, Mrs. Stark and
Norman EscheIbach.
The day book. [volume] (Chicago, Ill.) 1911-1917, 1916-09-05
CHICAGO BRIEFS

Florence Gill, $685. N. SeeIey aw,
hit burglar with bottle of milk.
Chased him away. .
Mrs. Nettie Thompson, 1852 N.
Clark, arrested. Former employer
says she took $24
The day book. [volume] (Chicago, Ill.) 1911-1917, 1916-09-05
OUTSIDE NEWS FROM WIRE AND CABLE

New York.-Anna PaVIowa, noted
classic dancer, will give lessons In
classic dancing free to American
girls who show talent.
New York. - Personal and eco
nomic rights of Americans in Mexico
must be considered in permanent set
tlement of Mexican question, said
Sec'y Lansing.
CleVeland.-One dead and several
injured, result of riot on New York
Central train. Police say men hired
by road. as strikebreakers started
fighting among selves.
FL Paso, Tex.-Riot follows riot in
Ell Paso where street car strike was
called yesterday. Several cars run
by strikebreakers wrecked.
Observation-Disclosures raiding the
aters, prizefghts and gathering
places for men of military age who
do not hold service exemption slips.
Washington. - Congress plans to
adjourn Wednesday or Thursday.
New York.-Vernon Castle, Amer
lean dancer who joined British avia-
ton corps, reported slain in action
in France.
Atlantic City.-Pres. Wilson will
address National Woman Suffrage
assn here Friday.
The day book. [volume] (Chicago, Ill.) 1911-1917, 1916-04-14

ToDAY'S BELLRINGER
Peddling Peter shuffled to the bar
of the country inn and ordered
glass of beer.
Say, boss" he remarked, as the
landlord served him, "d'you want ter
buy a patent, never-failing fykiller?"
How much?" was the reply.
well, guv'nor, if you'll perwide me
wi a decent dinner yer can ave a
full-sized bottle of my fykiller for
nowt."
The worthy innkeeper eventually
agreed, and when the repast had
been provided and consumed, he
said, bTiskly:
Nov let's see this wonderful pat
ent Of yours"
Peddling Peter at once produced
a small bottle from his pack and
carefully Uncorked it.
"AIl you ave to do" he explained,
'is to old the aggTawatin' hinsec' be-
tween the finger and thumb, press
i'm firmly until e opens is mouth,
an then drop in some of this poison"
"W-why," gasped mine host, fee
bly,, eff l had him between my fingers
I could squeeze him to death straight
away"
"Wel," remarked PeddIng Peter,
as he departed, 90 course that's a
very good way, too. "-Tit-Bits
-O-O-
The day book. [volume] (Chicago, Ill.) 1911-1917, 1916-04-14

If the fond mother and father both
ask you whom you think the baby
resembles, the safest way out of it is
to tell them it looks absolutely Reu4
trail. /
The day book. [volume] (Chicago, Ill.) 1911-1917, 1916-04-14
NOT WORRYING

Snappy Young Wife-To be frank
with you, if you were to die l should
certainly marry again.
HaTrassed Husband I've no OBJ
lection. Pm not going to worry about
the troubles of a fellow shall never
know.
The day book. [volume] (Chicago, Ill.) 1911-1917, 1916-04-14
DISPUTED TERRITORY

ooh, mamma, I'll never disobey
you again. said Susie tearfully.
why, Susie, what have you
done?"
well, I drank my milk at lunch
and then I ate a pickle, and the milk
said to the pickle, Here, you get out
O. herep and the pickle said, I won'tp
and now they are having an awful
fuss. "-Ladies' Home Journal.