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The Washington herald., 1916-04-12
BILL WOULD DEPRIVE
OFFICERS OF SALARIES
Gusrdsmen Would Have Compensation
Cut During Summer Encampment.
Maj. Cashier Declares

: lAzt. Joseph C. Castner. U. s A. ad-
jutsnt general Of the District National
Guard. yesterday called the attention of
Chairman Fitzgerald, Of the House APP
propristions Committee, to a paragraph
IN the -sundry civil bin that, either by
accident or design. would prevent the
payment of compensation TO many Of
ncers Of the District Guard for service
at the summer encsmpment
The provision reads:
That no money appropriated by this
or any other act shall be available for
payment to any person receiving more
than one salary when the combined
amount OF said salaries exceeds the sum
of x2soo per annum. but this shall not
apply to retired officers OF the army.
Mai Cashier, In a letter to Represen-
tafive Fitzgerald. suggests that the para
graph be amended to extending the ex-
emption by adding "or to members OF
Abe District militia for service as such"
II Is pointed out that the work OF hold
jng militia organizations together
through the winter months is difficult
task and devolves largely upon the off,
GERS Of the militia who receive nc
compensation except that paid them for
active duty at the summer encampments.
II Is believed that the wording OF the
paragraph was accidental insofar as II
operates against the guard officers.
Senator Swanson. OF virginia. yester.
day proposed 70 amend the bill reorgan-
istng the Metropolitan Police force by
increasing the number Of detectives tc
twenty-four, with the rank OF heuten-
ant and a salary of 1850. Under the
present law detectives have the rank
and pay of sergeants. Under the Swan
son amendment the detectives would be
selected from the ssrgeants
The Washington herald., 1916-04-12

his neighbors, his friends-lawyers, COL
lege professors and business men of
Canada, and he has named his book
Canada in Flanders" He was royalty
entertained while in Gotham.
A Park Row paragrapher has found the
source of the phrase Nobody Home"
In the Canterbury Tales there is this
sentence: "As to my dome, there is non
that is here"
Editors of the cheaper New York mag
azines are having trouble finding ma
terial-whereas a few years ago the sup
ply far exceeded the demand. It is be-
lieved that the cause is wholly due to
the fact that a good short story finds a
ready market with the movie companies.
And the movies pay better, Of course
than the small magazine.
The more important writers who would
receive, say, 800 to $3.50 for a short story,
elaborate the short story into a large
picture, for which they receive as high
as 5000, depending on the value of the
name of the author '-..
There is some sentiment left, after all,
among the all night crowds who frequent
the Broadway cabarets. There is a song
going the round of the cabarets which
praises the wife. The managers of the
cabarets have put a ban on the song It
seems that when it was sung II there
were any married men there with COM
panions not their wives, the party i'm
mediately broke UP. --..... .
Jane Cowl. after an excursion into film
land, has declared that she will never
appear in them again. She does not like
them and says that only the legitimate
drama viii see her in the future,
The Washington herald., 1916-04-12
SALTS fine FOR
Aching KIDNEYS
We Eat Too Much Meat. which Clog.
Kidneys, then Back Hurts and
Bladder Bothers You.

Most folks forget that the kidneys
Ike the bowels, get sluggish and eIogged
and need flushing occasionally, els.
ve have backache and duli misery In the
kidnsy region, severe headaches, rheu.
nanc tvinses. torpid liver, acid stomach,
uesplessness and s1 sorts Of bladder dis
orders
Yeu simply must keep your kidney.
active and clean. and the moment you
heet an ache or pain in the Kidney region,
get about four ounces Of Jad Salts from
any good drug store here, take a table,
spoonful In q glass Of water befors
breakfast for few days and your kid
neys VIII then act fine. This famous
salts Is made from the acid of grapes
and lsrncn Juice. combined with nthia,
and Is harmless TO flush clogged kidneys
and stimulate them to normal activity.
Ft also neutrxifzes the acids IN the urine
50 1t no longer trritates. thus ending
bladder disorderx
Jad Salts Is harmless, Inexpensive;
makes q delightful, effervescent lfthia-
water drink which everybody should
take now and than to keep their kid
neys clean. thus avoiding serious COM
plications.
A well-known local druggist says he
hevs In overcoming Kidney trouble
sells lots OF lad Salts 10 folks who be-
while It z only trouble.--Adv.
The Washington herald., 1916-04-12
FUNERALS

Funeral services for Eugene z. Fuller
who died Monday. will be held at the
home, s1s Fifth street northeast. today
at 10 o'clock. fnterment viii be in Airing
ton Cemetery.
Funeral services for James II. Jones
ST.. who died Monday. will be held at the
Geier chapel today at $50 o'clock. In
tsrmsnt will be In Congressional Gene
tery.s
Funeral services for Charles W. Nor
ton. jr., who died Sunday at George
Washington University Hospital, will be
held today at 2 o'clock at the home OF
the parents, sos Sixth street northwest.
Funeral services for Mrs. Jacob stadIer
who died Monday at George washin gton
University Hospital. viii be held tomor-
row. st Lancaster, Pa.
The Washington herald., 1916-04-12
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payment on subscription OF from 30 cents
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to submit solution of the puzzle In remittinE
please note schedule OF rates and remit in multples
OF 80 cents month for service by carrier IL by
mail in mutiples Of Is cents for the Daily and IS
cents for Daily ana Sunday.
many different solutions may be submitted of
the Diamond Puzzle s the contestant desires upon
making sddtionsl of less than 80
than $3.50 with each different solution
1t is not necessary pay the amount with
each solution, II more than one is submitted As the
have added valCe according what ts paid
subscriptions with the winning solutions contestants
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Csee prize IistD After being submitted solution
be changed.
Remit by check, money order or cash IN Registered
letter Solutions unaccompSnied by cash subscriptions
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old and subscribers.
whatever Is paid whether q number OF
solutions, applies continuous subscription 20 The
Washington Herald.
The Washington herald., 1916-04-12
RELIEVE RHEUMATISM
FOR A QUARTER

Deposit twenty-five cents with your
Druggist for a box of Natures Remedy
IN R Tablets. The first dose will
make you feel better. Here's the reason
IN R acts mildly and pleasantly on the
digestive and eliminative organs-the
Stomach, Liver, Kidneys and Bowels.
Try it tonight Guaranteed. Your money
back if you want it. Get 2sc box.
At all -Four Peoples Drug store.,
18th q sts..N. w. 7th & K stx N. w
18th d U SITS. N. w. 7th q n Sta NJ Va
The Washington herald., 1916-04-12

T AM not going to begin disser-
l tation on pills" of people, who,
though sugar coated, are at heart
bitter and disagreeable, but real old
fashioned medicine bottles of pills,
which, for some reason or other, /
have always stood in terror of-big
pills, fat pills, round pills, long, cap
sule pills-one an hour, two an hour
or four an hour-however the doctor
prescribes theml
What a fuss I make and how I
gulp and blink my eyes and decide
the ailment is easier, to suffer than
the curel And yet, when the other
fellow is about to take the dose,
swallowing it with very bad grace,
grinaeing and complaining, / always
think it is the height of fun to do
the watching, and, sitting there, tell
the other fellow it is really. childish
to take such trifles of life so seri-
ouslyl
The captains of finance, whose
deals are all of utmost interest to
Wall Street. lose all their dignity
and potent powers when we see them
face to face with teaspoon and a
bottle of physicians prescription.
1 remember when a child / thought
the pleasant medicines were those
which did one no good while the dis
agreeable mixtures were destined to
cure. Perhaps I learned that from my
mother. who insisted that the things
l disliked to eat were always the
most nourishing and would make me
grow up to be mice plump, healthy
ladyP ,;
The dislike we all have for medi-
cines is a benehcent instinct of
course, though there have been seri-
Gus and sad cases of men and women
who overindulged in patent cures
until it had become a destroying
habit.
Then there are the other poor TIN
fortunates who are happy in their
misery and thrive only upon their
ailments, which are physically imag-
mary and mentally real, since they so
weakly encourage them.
What a funny little old actress we
have at the studiot And every morn
ing when I come in, I like to stop
and say to her, "And how are you
this morning, Miss Blank".
"Oh, Miss Piekford," she invariably
replies in faint, tired voice, 81 don't
know, but guess l will get through
heart. Yesterday had backache,
which I am afraid really is some
serious dislocation of the spine. To
day l am having blind spells, and !
know my poor eyes won't be able to
see the light much longer"
Poor Miss Blank" l always re-
ply. What a sufferer you areI Last
week you were quite sure you had
diphtheria, meningitis, neuralgia,
bronchitis and an sneurism of the
heart"
The truth of the whole thing is that
no one in the studio could be quite
as agile or even more healthy than
this rosy-cheeked little woman, who
is willing to assume suffering for the
sympathy of humanity. Between
scenes she goes around with her lit
tie roll of bandages, her powders
and her pills-chiefly pills-which she
takes between emotions to sustain
her through the day.
Miss Blank is but one of the many
whose morbid interest in their own
fading health leads to an unbalanced
mind. Let them read the symptoms
Of an ailment and they will diligently
seek out those symptoms in their
own system, never abandoning one
The Washington herald., 1916-04-12
MAIL STATISTICS COLLECTED.
Local Carriers CompIete Annua
TabulatinE Work.

The annual collection of statistics con-
serntng the work OF mail carriers was
completed yesterday. the work extending
over nearly week. With the completion
" the task, the mail carriers, who have
been from fifteen to twenty-five minutes
tate In delivering mall during the week,
have resumed their formal schedule Of
distribution.
Each carrier was required to have his
NAH weighed before he left the city post
ofnces to- count the number Of pieces,
with special figures on registered mat
ter and to keep a tab on the mail unde-
fvered because OF change OF address or
because no one was present to receive
the registered pieces. The work was
directed from every postoff1ce in the
country. The statistics will be used by
he Postofice Department.
The Washington herald., 1916-04-12
RITES FOR EGGS TODAY.
100000 Dead" Ones VIII BE Ore
msted This Morning at Dump.

Deputy United States Marshal s. b
Callahan and John Gray will burn more
than 10000 exceedingly odoriferous eggs
this morning on the public dumping
ground at Twenty-sixth street and Ben
alng road. This course for the dispo-
sttion Of the seized articles was pre-
scrfoed yesterday by Justice SIddons, of
the District Supreme Court.
One hundred and seven two-gallon
cans of the eggs were seized on No
vember 8, 1915, at Center Market The
remaining 24s cases were taken on April
Z, 1916, from SIS F street southwest. These
'fTy-'em easies' have been unfit for hu-
man consumption for a long time, and
this Bsorntng at 10 o'clock will receive
a coating of coal oil, after which the
officials in charge of the last sad rites
will retire to a safe distance and gaze
II the incinerating process
The Washington herald., 1916-04-12
Answers to Correspondents.

Peggy Live always speak the
lines which are shown upon the
screen. In fact, we act otir parts
Just as they do on the stage, only
the camera does not register the
sound of our voices. Our expression
tells what we are saying.
Cecilia F. I.-If I were you, ]
would start to drink lot of milk and
eat foods that are fattening, or else
something constitutionally wrong. !
am surprised when you tell me they
laugh at you because you are thin.
The slender girl is the one to be
enyied these days. ..
Mrs. F.. C.-The picture you refer
to is "Caprice" and Owen Moore was
the leading man. The little actress
you refer to has probably gone on
the. stage-that is why you do not
see her in pictures.
E. Black-I would powder my hair
with cornstarch, as it will shake out
easily and give the same effect as a
wig for an amateur theatrical per-
formance.
L. R. and v. VI think boys do
not care for sentimental girls as
much as they do for sensible girls.
The sentimental ones may have their
day, but when a man asks a woman
to marry him that is the time he
turns to the sensible girl.
Gertrude Ell would see a hair
specialist if were you, as it is
foolish to neglect the hair when you
are young.
The Washington herald., 1916-04-12
Shad Bake Tickets Ont.

Tickets for the annual shad bake Of
the Washington Board OF Trade were
placed on sale yesterday by J. Harry
Cunningham, secretary Of the organiza-
ton. The affair, the twenty-second an
nual bake Of the board. will be held at
Chesapeake Beach on May %. Edward
J. Murphy, chairman Of the committee
arranging the festivity has called a
meeting Of the committee for Saturday
evening to discuss plans for the outing.
The Washington herald., 1916-04-12
Note Carefully

All solutions to the Diamond Puzzle must be
submitted mailed not later than Tuesday, May 2,
1916. ..s.g
The Problem Department at the office of The
Herald will gladly furnish any information desired
No one connected with The Herald in any capac-
ity will be permitted to enter this contest. .'.--
The Washington herald., 1916-04-12
DECIDING TIES

Those ueing will be required solve a second
problem, reduced illustration of which will be found
in the larger advertisements, be obtained by
applying to the contest manager This puzzle will
consist Of drawing a chain chart made
of diamonds with figures inserted that the num-
bers in the diamonds will total the greatest number
points, number circles each section
chain being limited 10 either three, four. I've
The second problem will be presented Immediately
following the registration Of all answers 70 the first
prize puzzle, and q week will be given in which
solve It Should further ties ensue, the chart
be those UeinE will be required
TO solve II again. In the almost impossible
further a third and fourth arrangement will
made. after that. should ties ensue, the
contestants tieing shall each receive the full
amount of the prize tied for
Deming graphic. (Deming, N.M.) 1903-1948, 1916-09-29
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Demine IL gainer both socially and
economically from the presence Of
national guardsmen in the community
Indirect benefits fully as great win
come from the advertising the town
and county are receiving through let
tern from guardsmen to relatives
back home and the correspondence
which newspaper men attracted here.
are sending to metropolitan dailies
throughout the country.
Many instances Of favorable pub
Iicity given to Deming through such
agencies have come to local atteu-
ton recently. In Saturdays issue Of
The Arkansas Democrat Of Little
Rock, Ark, one If the most influen-
tial dailies Of the state, Paul Grab
lei, the Democrats Dsming staff -ep-
resentativc said:
"Champ Clark once declared Ar
kansas to be the most poorly adver-
tised and widely misrcpresentcd
state in the Union. n Champ was
correct. Deming and the surrounding
country in the southern part Of New
Msxieo, have run Arkansas a close
second. One needs only to contrast
TIE present feelings Of the Arkansas
uaIltiamsn with their exprsssions
Deming graphic. (Deming, N.M.) 1903-1948, 1916-09-29

F. C. Peterson received an order
Yesterday for Winona wagon from
the Arizona Copper Co., at Clifton,
Arizona. Good idea.
Mr.. and Mrs. Paul Nesch, Mary
Helen Atkins. Lieut.. Bar and Lieut..
Strange. motored to Lordsburg on
Sunday.
Misses Edith Clark, Laura Conner,
and Mary Helen Atkins with Lieut..
0ipple and Capt. Smith motored to
Spalding last night. Mary Helen
acting as chaufRer.
Lieut.. Snyder Of the lst Ark, is ex-
pecting his mother and sister.
John Beal and family have moved
on the Tom Upton ranch.
The 5lst Rebekah anniversary
was celebrated last night by enter
tanning the Odd Fellows and their
families in the basement of the Chris
tian church.
Mrs. Walter Russell, Mrs. s. A. Con
and Mrs. W. Collins and Miss Naomi
Tabor returned from Albuquerque
yesterday morning where they had
been attending the Rebekah assem-
bly,.
Deming graphic. (Deming, N.M.) 1903-1948, 1916-09-29


Briendisr General Changer Adams
u now on the retired list, not ~
cuase it 10 necessary, but because
The law il insxorable. When q SOL
der reaches the aee Of O., he aut-
osnatically rstirss, whether he il in
TIE prime Of life or on the western
slops.
The General could 90 smother scoru
Of years yst.
The banquet given At the Harvey
HDuse Wednesday evening BY the Of
flssrs Of Camp Demine, was the most
elaborate military demonstration ev-
er seen in this city.
Following was the committee on
arrangements:
Col. Charles D. James, chairman t,
Major, A. H. Williams, secretary,
Lieut.. Col. Albert Sloan, Major Math-
ew A. Delaney, Maior John Warner
Reed.
The splendid menu furnished by
Manager Morshead included Martini
Cocktail, Sweet Gherkins, Consome
in Cup, Celery, Broiled Salmon,
Swsotbrsad Croquettcs, Garden Peas,
Broilsd 6quab Chicken, Rissale Po-
tato Salad, Head Lettuce Thousand
Deming graphic. (Deming, N.M.) 1903-1948, 1916-09-29

The elaborate place cards, having
full figure half-tone portrait Of
Gen. Adams were designed and print
Cd by one Of the generals forner
boys at Fort Sin, Okla, Jack Good
wyn, foreman Of the Graphic. Ths
dinner guests wsre vsry compliment
axy and Gen. Adams took especial
pains to personally thank Mr.. Good
wyn Tor the beautiful piece Of art
vork. "a.
Deming graphic. (Deming, N.M.) 1903-1948, 1916-09-29

On Sunday Oct. Let, The nsw -
schedule viii 60 into effect on ~ 4. ?
4 8. W.. A mixed train leaves Ha-
ichta daily at 9:l0 .. n. arrives ct
Deming :l6 p. m. Leaves Dsming at
l: AS and arrives at Tyrone $50.
Daily train leaves Tyrons o:66 .. N.
arrives Dsming 1910 P. n. Leaves
l2 :a5 and arrives Hachita 3:l6 p. N.
Deming graphic. (Deming, N.M.) 1903-1948, 1916-09-29

Jack Tidmore IL now the "whole
works" at the popuar Tos.sry on
Silver avenue, having purchassd TIE
Bush and Williams interests. Jack
is one of the popuar young businsss
hustlers Of this region and win sue
ceed with q big 8.
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to ade!ess - conveueion snd - he
wsneee to tax little hsa!e g Mart
with ~ hepabl'eans, he aesoe 81 tne
uenocress 20 resase' which NY d'ds
soms re!uesaas!y.
The fc!c4lng candid.ess wsss pus
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Major Duo11urd sutsrtainsd 1t Z
Harvey House dlnnsr, vsiday even
ing, in honor Of Mss Masgasst Ran
doIph's birthday, those b attendaneg
being Misses Randolph, NsKsyes a<'d
CIsrkson, and Major Bradford, Capt
Owenby, and Iieuk Iookor.
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Prof. J. H. Clsrk. formerly tsashs'
county and teach in District No. 8,
Owing to his sisters illnoss In Chi
caeo, he viii not bsgin unlll 0et. ..
p. W. Turner Of Hyudus, b. C.
Dyer Of + Paso, and h. L. KiuWlau
Of New Orleans, lGinhgss Valley
boosters were in TIE city, Saturday.
l0sw osrvles = Z. P.aa ~
On Sunday Oct. let, ths nsw:tsain
schedue will 60 into eject on ~ =. =
4 8. W.. A mixed train leaves Ha-
ichta daily at e:10 .. n. arrives ct
Deming ! :16 p. m. Leaves Dsming at
AS and arrives at Tyrone $50.
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arrives Deming 1910 p. n. Leaves
----
Jack ridmore Is now the whole
works at the popuar Tcessry on
Silver avenue, having purchased ne
Bush and Williams interests. jack
is one OF the popuar young business
hnst'ers OF TINS region ana v'i' sue
- -
Grant County Coufe Woooeoo 0goGoG
District Attorney vauGht IL hone
from Silver City, with court work
completed. The grand jury In four
working days disposed Of 90 cases,
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