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The Glenwood post., 1916-01-01
BILL WHITE ON AUTOMOBILES

Bill White, whom the highbrows cal
William Allen White, thus reflects II
his Emporia (Kan.) Gazette:
"The automobile is fine bird, but
it sucks blood. 1t has son that lures
men to destruction and women to vain
pride that corrodes their happiness
Look not upon the buzz cart when it is
red and giveth stinkum to the evening
breeze, for it chaweth skads of ducats
like hay baler, also mazuma and
sesterces and roks and dough, it lap.
peth up like house afire. When the
devil wagon champeth and scortcheth,
flee to the mountains of Hepsidam and
crawl into hole, or the old boy will
get you and carry you to the poor
house. Man goeth forth in the morn
ing chugging and shaking with pride;
q halo of blue smoke encircleth him
like wreath; he patteth his belly
with pride, and saith behold am q
6-cylinder brute, even a lalapalooln
and L am In my PRIDE.
When 10 the sheriff cometh at the
front door Of the shop and swipeth ur
his substance in the night and Mis-.
soun mule hauleth of the available
assets to auction. The auto is a mock
er and the touring car is raging, and
whose is deceived thereby should soak
his noodle in lye. Vessels Of wrath
fitted unto destruction are the devil
carts that eat mans time and sap
his securities and in the end turn over
in ditch and make his family into
hamburger steaks. Woe is his name
who dallieth, with them; even pants is
he called in the market place vii,
twists the brass wheel and wihketh the
ptAsr eysast .Yate." ~ ,,sg,s y, &
The Glenwood post., 1916-01-01

The dance at Eagles hall Christmas
night was well attended and everyone
present enjoyed themselves to the limit,
as the music by Moore's orchestra was
exceptionally good.
To our subscribers! Here's looking
at you. May you have a very happy,
prosperous and dry New Year. Here s.
hoping that one year from today you
may be able to pronounce 1916 the
happiest and most prosperous year you
have ever known.
The basketball games played at the
high school gymnasium Thursday even
ing between the high school teams of
this city and the boys and girls of
Carbondale were spirited contests but
Just little too one-sided to be very
Interesting except from personal in
terest which one takes in the players.
In the boys game the score was 46 to
and in the girls game the score stood
"a to 10, in favor of Glenwood in both
instances.
| The lighting on the community
Christmas tree which was allowed to
remain in place to keep up the holiday
spirit during Christmas week was
planned by Fred Kaiser, the material,
labor and current being donated by the
Glenwood Light & Water company.
The company, following its custom Of
several years, also loaned strings on
decorative lights for the Christmas trees
and decorations in all the Glenwool
Springs churches.
J. T. Cromwell received a letter yes
terday morning from his daughter, Mrs
John Bryant, stating that Mr.. Bryant
had died Tuesday night in New Mex,
leo. Mr.. Bryant, who suffered from
tuberculosis, left here about three
months ago for Phoenix in the hope
as last resort that the climate Of
that section might allay the dreadful
white plague. A letter about ten day
ago from the physician, was SO dis
couraging that Mrs. Bryant left al
once. Mr.. Bryant's brother came U!
from Tennessee and attempted to taks
John to the old Tennessee home, but
they lost in the race with death. Thf
body will be taken to the southland fol
burial.
The Glenwood post., 1916-01-01
HOTEL COLORADO TO BE SOLD

In the district court last Tuesday
Judge Shumate listened to the testi
mony of Elmer E. Lucas, C. c. Park:
and Charley Hughes concerning the fl
nancial affairs of the Glehwood Ho
Springs and Hotel company which wa.
recently placed in the hands of a re
ceiver by the court at the request ot
the large bondholders.
Action was begun December 6, ser
vice having been secured on c. c
Parks of this city who is vice presi
dent of the company. At that tim,
E. E. Lucas, for several years manage,
of the Hotel Colorado, was appointed
by Judge Shumate as receiver for tht
company.
At the hearing last Tuesday it was
shown that the company had defaul.e ]
on the interest payment due last No.
vember on a bond issue of $75, 900 and
that there was also an additional in.
debtedness of about $4,000 to $4,000
which is unsecured
1t was shown that Robert C. Rath.
bone, who has been heavily interested
in the property, is now in England vi
in the French war zone fighting for his
country and that he has written that
neither he nor the other English peo-
pie whom he represents will put any
more money in the project at this time.
1t was also brought out that Mr.. Ratn.
bone had proposed receiver and that
he had also suggested that Mr.. Lucas
be named.
Upon hearing the evidence Judge
Shnmate ordered foreclosure on the
trust deed or mortgage and the proper
ty will be sold as soon as sufficient
time has expired to allow legal publ
cation to be made, January 80 having
been fixed as the date of the fore
closure sale.
The Glenwood post., 1916-01-01

For Sale or Trads-Furniture in .
17.room apartment house in San Diego,
California. House well located. win
trade for good Garfield county pop.
srty. A bargain At 1900: Inquire at
this Office.
The Glenwood post., 1916-01-01
RARE BARaAIN IN STRICTLY
HIGH GRADE PLANO

We have stored at Glenwood Springs
. strictly high grade piano, which will
be sold tremendously cheap. In fact
NO reasonable offer will be refused.
Liberal terms. Write THE DENVER
MUSIC COMPANY, at Denver at
once for particulars.
The Glenwood post., 1916-01-01
xnrDl1Na AND GROUND FEED

] am prepared to do custom feed
grinding at my place. Also will sup-l
ply wood or kindling at reasonable
prices. Phone Glenwood 72R11.
lsl-tf ABE sULTzENBER0ER.
The Glenwood post., 1916-01-01
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4 WEEKS q
N[DQ)[lE}GSE

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Mss Lottie schliff spent the holiday
Doek visiting relatives at Gypsum.
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The county commissioners will meet
in regular monthly session next Mon
day.
Bishop and Mrs. Benjamin Brewster
are spending the week visiting friends
n Colorado Springs.
y y y
Mrs. II. B. Walz is this week visit
ing at the home of her brother, John
Fbnder, of Grand Junction.
y = =
Tor Rent-Good 5-room dwelling, well
situated, water in house. $12 month.
IAquire At this Office.
Mr.. and Mrs. Kenneth V. Smith
spent the holiday season visiting in
Marble with the Heberlings.
y y y
Mrs. Bovard left Thursday evening
for Sloss where she was called to nurse
Mrs. sloss's mother who is quite i'll.
y i y
Victor Talking machines, Columbia
Grafanolas, and all the latest records
for sale 1t
KORN's BOOK AND STA. co.
y = =
Miss Geraldine Dickson spent a por-
ton of her vacation at South Canon,
the guest of Misses Gertrude and Sadie
johnson.
y y y
Mrs. William Roedman' received
news Monday morning of the death Of
her sister in ST. Louis. She left at once
for that city.
Sunday school class at her home Thurs
day afternoon. The little folks all had
. delightful time.
y y y
Miss Anna DeLan came up last Fri
day evening from Grand Junction am
has spent the week visiting her father
Major S. J. DeLan, of this city.
= y y
For Sale-Span of good work horses
weighing 1900 pounds each.
G. D. FULLER,
l2-25-1t. Glenwood Springs, Colo
~ y y
While we complain a little about
wading through it, the 90 inches Of
snow which fell in Glenwood this weef
looks mighty good to the farmers.
~ y y
Miss Ida Davis, who for the pas
two years has taught the school al
Mack, spent the holiday vacation IL
Glenwood, the guest of Mrs. E. NJ
Tully.
Denver and return $1,000 for Stoch
Show. Selling Jan. 10th, 18th and
18th. Limit oath. Ills
THE MIDLAND ROUTE.
Mrs. Way, daughter of Mrs. Cunning
ham of this city, was operated on last
Friday afternoon at the Glenwood sani
tarium Drs. Hopkins and Stewart doing
the work.
Miss Elizabeth Mccarthy celebrated
her eighth birthday yesterday by
treating number of her little friends
to sleighride, all partaking of lunch.
con afterwards.
For Sale.-One registered four-year.
old Short Horn bull.
8. ]. SAMPLE,
12-4-tf =. =. New Castle, Colo.
y - =
A very pleasant social event was the
auction bridge party given last Tues
day evening at the Williams by Miss
Gertrude Porter in honor of Mr.. Yokom
who is visiting here from Berkeley, Cal
ifornia.
Ed Renstrom came down from Gulch
Wednesday and after transacting some
business here left on No. is, bound for
Fulford where he and his brother, John,
are interested in some likely mining
propesty.
y y y
STRAYED-From my place near
New Castle, one brown mare with two
white hind feet, white strip in face,
about 10 years old, brand 3 on right
side. For information communicate
with CONRAD RORIG,
12-31-1t New Castle, Colo.
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The Sunday telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1914-1927, 1916-09-03

think candlestiek would look we'll on
the table. Have you seen the painted
glass ones7 Why not buy one or two OF
these and try painting them yourself?
MRS. A o. n: should advise using old
ivory enamel rather than stain on ths
ground door In your new home. II you
have mahogany furniture upstairs. the
mahogany doors would be pretty, but
unless you are going to furnish with
mahogany. use enamel doors like the rest
81 the woodwork. would have the live
tng room and reception hall alike and
<aFohsblS eontrdst 4hs-diuins room ]
The Sunday telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1914-1927, 1916-09-03

More unique than pleasing Is the ar
rangement Of French mirror below q
mantel shelf, completely covering the gas
log, CRATE. and thing OF an old mantel
piece. The mirror Is divided into small
obiong panels by narrow holdings OF
white enamel. Above the shelf Is q paint
ing Of Nine. Pompadour, framed In a
dun gilt frame. Candles with rose shades
trimmed with gilt lace flank the portrait
These are attached 10 the wall. Tho pic
ture frame just escapes the shelf, and no
objects are on the mnntel The walls are
paneled with holdings on white deco
rhtoFs canvas. The furniture Is up
The Sunday telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1914-1927, 1916-09-03
Distractions

Already tho practical needlcwonan Il
considering her Christmas gifts. Today
arc publlshod throO scallopod edges
They aro for petttcont fiounces. lunch
cloths, dresser covers, sheets. pillow
cases. and children's underwear.
Commencing next week and running
for four weeks will DO an old English
alphabet in crochet. All women who
intend to do Christmas fancy work
should not miss this alphabet
In using tho printed design from tho
paper tho directions ara as follows. il
tho MARTIAL IS sheer. the easiest way ii
to lay It over the design. which VIII
show through plainly. and draw over
each limo with hard, sharp pencil. n
your linen is heavy. buy piece OF inis
preston papor-the kind that does mol
rub off-lay It on your material. place
tho design over II. and trace with d
hard pencil. You will ind the deslgn
neatly transferred.
The Sunday telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1914-1927, 1916-09-03

finish seem dificuit and expensive, but
other methods are simpler. The main
idea is TO procure regtful efreot by get
ting rid OF all those tortuous lines-all
OF that undesirable mixture Of beveied
mlrror and machine turned wood. This
can b economically done by displacing
thu old top and finishing the space above
the shelf with paper, paint or caleimine
TO match the rest OF tho wall. a piece OF
fabric may be stretched above the man
tel. have seen a charming finlsh made
q breadth OF dull colored velveteen'
edged with a nat band otdark gold gall
losn
The Sunday telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1914-1927, 1916-09-03
One Guest Who vs.
Always Welcome,

~ o you happen to know the persun
who somehow has such a happy
knack OF adapting herself to any
~ and every circumstance Nd
matter whether she Is at chll-
dren's party or a grownups' function.
or merely a visitor. she Is always iust
the person you want
HostesSaS are only too glad to wei,
come such person. for irnnnediately
upon her arrival they feel that hall
their burden Is taken away. Children
always love her and even those thai
are shy and tirnid wall suddenly Z oouiq
out" as soon as she startS talking II
them.
She Is Just as successful IN the COM
pany Of grownups. The girl OF Is will
simply adore her. the woman OF rnaturs
age will think her delightful. while man
are no lOss struck by her charmina
nature.
The old folks regard her as an sndisS
pensablo companion. for She somehow
Just manages to do what others gen-
orally omit TO do. This 10 because she
always thinks Of others rather than
herself and her happiness rests "a
making others happy.
The Sunday telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1914-1927, 1916-09-03

think you would DO hetter satisfied VITA
detachable sIdeboard, which wiii per-
init you changing the style OF furniturt
IN this room At any time.
MRS. H. p; Have your woodwork
enameled old ivory. the wall in the living
room pearl gray, and the wall in the bed
room a light greenish gray.
MRS. Y. B.: Mulberry Il q good colos
and popular one. You are right IN hnys
ing for your Side walls q neutral gray.
The rose lamp should not clash With
mulberry. Yes. the green tapestry VIM
hhrmonize with muibefFy Tho large
davenport with loose euhhionil q tho most
practical, as tho cushions can 30 turned
often. and thus the seats do mot wear out,
as the davenport seats do when tho upl
hosiery issInads right to them Have
taups rug in your bedroom use tan and
green atripsd bllls oF7srnfass tcrypuf
dining room sslndoHas
The Sunday telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1914-1927, 1916-09-03

A breadth of machine made tapestry
is also pleasing hung across the space.
With this dull brass candiesticks topped
with bayberry candles are used. This
arrangement supplies radical change
in tho appearance Of the mantel, and its
achievement would not involve the sY-
erage householder in untowardexD
The Sunday telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1914-1927, 1916-09-03
ANSWERS "a INQUIRIES.

LOIS R,i If you lower your bedroom
moidtng Il will have the effect Of Lessen
ing the Height Of your room. Use Light
yellow chambray curtains. Yes. ahould
The Washington herald., 1916-08-22
bud" fisher Wins
mutt and JEFF" SUIT
New York Supreme Court Decision
Gives Famous Cartoonist
Charge of Children.

Harry c. CBud'O Fisher. creator OF
the comic cartoons Mutt and JEFF, -
gained a complete victory in the Supreme
Court yesterday. when Justice Green
baum. decided that he, and not the New
title as applied to the strips"
Says the New York World:
A year ago, after Fisher left the Amer
lean and signed a contract with the
Wheeler Syndicate. an effort was made
by the cartoonist's former employers 70
prevent the artist from using the words
Mutt and Jetf' in connection with his
strips Of these fanciful characters. A
suit was brought against the syndicate.
|Thereupon Fisher and the syndicate
brought individual suits against the Star
Company. publishers OF the American
In his decision Justice Greenbaum dis
misses the Star Company's suit, finding
for the syndicate. In the other suits he
finds for the plaintiffs, so Fisher and the
syndicate win all three. and World read
at their breakfast tables as soon as the
dent and is again able TO use his right
hand
| The Justice says Fisher first created
Mutt in San Francisco in 1907 and that
year entered into contract with Eea-st's
San Francisco Examiner whereby he was
TO receive 500 a week for the first year
$50 a week for the second, third ano
fourth years. and 500 a week for the fftt
year. In 1919 he created the character
JEFF" Later he came TO New York and
The Washington herald., 1916-08-22
MEXICAN DEATHS
Laid TO WILSON
Head Of G. o. P. Speakers
Bureau in Maine Says Party
Is Guilty Of Murder.
CBy the International New. seryice.)

CBy the International News serSiceD
Portland, Ne, Aug. H--Charging
President Woodrow Wilson with direct
responsibility for the death OF every
American marine and bluejacket and
every Mexican killed in the attack on
Vera Cruz in 1914, Ralph D. Cole, chairs
man OF the Speakers Bureau Of the Re-
publican National Committee, made the
opening speech in the Republican cam
paign IN this city tonight.
Mr.. Cole made this charge by way OF
reply to Senator James Hamilton Lewis,
OF Illinois, who, in defense Of the Demo-
cratic Mexican policy, declared on the
floor OF the Senate that the generals of
the Republican party are responsible
for the death OF every American soldier
killed on the Mexican border in the year
1878
I answer Senator Lewis with this, -
said HIr. Cole. Here and now I place
the responsibility for the death of the
nineteen American marines and blue
jackets and the scores Of Mexicans killed
at Vera Cruz upon the head OF the man
who issued the order to our men not to
fire until they were fired upon.
IF It was necessary to take Vera Cruz,
It could have been done without she'd
ding a drop OF blood 1t could have been
taken without the loss Of an American.
Had it not been for the orders that
handicapped Admiral Fletcher, this
would have been done, and as command
er-in-chief Of the army and navy, Presi-
dent Wilson was, and Is, directly re-
sponsible"
The Washington herald., 1916-08-22
How to Prevent
Acid Stomach and
Food Fermentation
BY A NEW YORK PHYSICIAN.

Ny experience in the treatment Of
stomach diseases has forced me 10
the conclusion that most people who
complain OF stomach trouble possess
stomachs that are absolutely healthy
and normal The real trouble, that
which causes all the pain and diff
Guilty, is excessive acid in the stonn-
acn. aggravated by food lerments-
ton Hyperacidity irr!tstes the deli
cate lining of the stomach abnormal
ly. causing that full bloated feeling.
Thus both acid and fermentation in
terfere with and retsrd the process
Of digestion The stomach is usually
healthy and normal, but i-ritsted
almost past endurance by these for
eign elements-scid and wind. In
all cases-snd they comprise q great
majority Of all stomach dirnculties-
the first and only step necessary IL
TO neutralize the acid and stop the
fermentation by taking in q little
warm or cold water, trnediately
after eating. from one 70 two tea
spoonfuls OF bisurated magnesia-
which Is the most effective snt4cid
and food corrective I have ever found
The excess acid will be neutr,liIed
and the fermentation stopped almost
instantly, and your stomach Will at
once proceed 70 digest the food IN q
healthy normal manner. Be sure 20
ask your druggist for bisurzted rss-
nesia which Is the form OF masnesis
especially recommended for acid
stomach conditions"
The Washington herald., 1916-08-22
LUMBER REPORT COMING.

The Federal Trades Commission win
publish its report relative to its findings
on the lumber industry November !.
The commission has been in conference
with the Forest Service and the report
discusses timber ownership. lumber man
ufacture and distribution throughout the
United States
The commission is preparing a separate
report recommending a Federal policy to
improve present lumber conditions.
The Washington herald., 1916-08-22

lation as to whether Mr.. Hughes and
Governor johnson will meet before the
Presidential candidate leaves the State.
1t has become the dominant issue here
and the Old Guard element is insistent
upon the point that a recognition OF
Johnson by Hughes will lose him
the State, as the Progressives are that
he can not carry the State without such
recognition.
Here in San Diego County is one of
the anti-Johnson strongholds. Old Guard
Republicans boasted to the correspond
ents within an hour after their arrival
that johnson had never carried the
county in any of his campaigns, while
in the battle of 1912 San Diego voted for
Wilson because Taft's name had been
left off the official ballot.
Being an anti-Johnson community,
Progressives were conspicuous by their
absence from the committee.
Hughes turned his face on the home
ward journey tonight Reaching San
Diego this morning. he attained the
farthest west and south of his tour, and
following a rousing meeting in Los Ange-
les tonight, to which he returned after
five hours in San Diego, he departed for
Bakersfield and Sacramento which will
be covered tomorrow. Thereupon he will
lace "eSl"dIu, "llu reno as his first
stop. In his address here Mr.. Hughes
in addition to advocating protection and a
strong policy in Mexico. business eff
cheney and straight Americanism, said, in
part:
I'VE are facing in this country a crisis
think when a new Europe emerges from
this war, a new Europe which has found
itself, American must find itself. IT r,ust
find itself in peace. 1t must apply its
own discipline. 1t must organize. 1t
must know its resources; it must develop
its talent for cooperation; IT must try in
every way to remove fetters, to get rid of
unnecessary restrictions. America must
be sound and honest in its public life,
but it must be direct. 1t must be patri-
otic with America first and America eff
cient
Il believe we are going to lay a broad
foundation for this work. There is a
new spirit abroad in this land II is a
helpful spirit. 1t is a sound feeling, 1t
is good American feeling. should see to
it that our race is protected
The Washington herald., 1916-08-22
The Importance of Skin
Care in the Springtime

upon to do this, and that is s. S. S..
the surest and best blood cleanser known
S. S. s. acts with sure effect directly
upon the blood-taken internally, 1t goes
right into the blood vessels, drives out
every bit of poison of whatever nature,
kills the germs that starve and impover-
ish the blood, restores the skin to its
proper condition and give you healthy
bone and tissue-buildlng blood. Even
the worst cases. such as scrofula and
blood poison, yield promptly to this ef-
ficient vegetable remedy. 1t doesn't
matter how long you have had skin
trouble, or II 1t has developed into
chronic sores that you had given up
all hope Of curing Take S. S. S. when
all else fails. It brings relief. Write
our Medical Department, Room 4, Swift
Specific Company, Atlanta, Ga
The Washington herald., 1916-08-22
Notes Of Camp Ordway
BY WATSON DAVIS.

Plans are under way to form a base
ball league of the teams from various
organizations in the camp. Frank
Winters, captain Of the sanitary troops
team, called a meeting on Saturday
for the captains of the various teams
but only representatives OF Companies
G and L and the Machine Gun Com
pany responded. Winters is optimis-
tic over the chances of a sixteen-team
circuit for a National Guard League
The sanitary troops have in their
ranks an artists model But there
is nothing akin to the ma gazine cover
girl IN him. however. Bernard A.
Busher has posed for the students of
the COrcOran Art School. and then
when the sculptor of the new Capitol
ornament on the House of Represen-
tatives entrance wanted a model for
a brawny blacksmith and a muscular
miner. he hired Busher.
At last Troop A is to get a white billy
goat for mascot. J. H. Nolan, father
OF Trooper Jimmy Nolan. has announced
that he will present the troop with one.
Just where the animal will be kept, who
will groom it, and whether it will take
the road hikes with the troop are ques-
tions yet TO be answered.
Private H. o. Woolridge. Of Company
I. has been given a solidifed alcohol
stove. and the other evening after a
strenuous day on guard he treated his
terminates to cocoa and toast.
The Prisoners Association Of the on
GERS of the Third Infantry held a Hoose
Cow festival last night. A banner was
presented to the association labeled
''Triviality Breeds Confinement" The
association is made up OF officers who
have been confined to their quarters for
minor offenses An officer may never do
anything wrong himself, but II his COM
pany's guns are dirty, II one OF his men
lets a prisoner escape, if his first sergeant
Goes not do his work promptly. or any one
IN his company does anything wrong. the
colonel may invite him to stay in camp
for a few days.
Sergt. E. H Johnson. Of Company K.
Is learning how to be first sergeant so
that when First Sergt. Robert S. Boyd
gets his commission second lieuten-
ant there will be no break in the iron
rule over the company. Johnson will wear
three stripes and a diamond when Boyd
IS commissioned.