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The Washington herald., 1916-02-27
FOOT MATS PROTECT AUTO.
New "squeegee" Attached to Run
ming Board Proves Useful.

To prevent the tracking Of mud. snow
or water into the car the new "sque-
gee foot mat. secured TO the running
board. will be found most useful
The mat consists of an enameled metal
plate having q series of long Sits through
which strips of rubber protrude for about
an eighth of an inch. Tho mats are n
foot long, eight and one-half inches wide
and extend three-eighths of an inch
above the surface of the running board.
When the strips begin to wear they can
be replaced.
The Washington herald., 1916-02-27
\ PHI MU SIGMA GIVES SMOKER
rf Chapter Holds Entertsinment at
Advent Church

The first annual smoker OF Pi Chapter,
Phi Mu Sigma Fraternity, was held Fri
day, February Is. The event was a cele-
bration OF the first anniversary Of the
Mems Class at Advent Sunday school
n. Barber. with his serious and comic
Rotations. and Mr.. Wilkinson. who sang
several Appropriate selections. contrib
uted to the evenings program Rev. E.
NJ. Mott, pastor OF Advent Church; Capt.
R. L. Fzris and DR.. Cooey spoke. I'M
proruptu entertainment was afforded by
Nsssrs. schweitzer, Huntemsnn. I'm and
Rzthyor, with the boxing gloves.
The Washington herald., 1916-02-27

and Miss Lillian chenowith win sing. The
National Quartet. composed OF Mrs. Eliz-
sbeth Maxwell. Miss Lillian Chenortth.
William Braithwsite and Joseph scho-
field, with Miss Ethel johnson az accom-
PIANIST, will assist IN the entertainment
A delegation Of Califoruians is expect
ed 10 attend.
The Washington herald., 1916-02-27
Roads Compared With Insurance.

The difference between mud road
and pike road is very much like the
difference between q life payment insur-
ance policy and a twenty-yesr payment
policy. In one you have to die to get rid
Of the payments. while the other is soon
paid up and you can enjoy it while you
live
The Washington herald., 1916-02-27
DO Your Part to Mend Roads.

When you find a hole in your road or
q bridge in bad repair don't go to the
cross roads store or the corner grocery
and cuss out the road oficials. It's your
road, SO 20 to the official and tell him
politely about the matter and then see
to II that he fixes 1t at once.
The Washington herald., 1916-02-27
Upkeep Maintains Good Roads.

The most important thing about good
roads ls to keep them good. You needn't
expect a new road to last forever without
repair any more than you would expect
a pillow point to last forever without re-
pairs. Keep your roads up.
The Washington herald., 1916-02-27
Harry Cunningham Puts Novel Selling
Plan Into Effect Calling Sales
mems Meeting Every Week.

Dear Bo: Those who are weather
wise predict that spring Is about in our
midst Certainly trust that they know
what they are talking about for this
past week has been anything but spring
like. Rain and cold and a little snow
thrown in just for good measure.
The Washington herald., 1916-02-27

Should have been at E V. AS bowl
ing party the other night. certainly
sometime. At that there were some cred
liable scores made. Fred Harveycutter
struck his usual average Of about fifty
five while Harry Ward exceeded all eI-
rpectations and rolled above seventy.
The Washington herald., 1916-02-27

An improved danger signal intended to
be placed in a street is provided with a
movable arrow to point IN the direction
from which harm may come.
The Washington herald., 1916-02-27

The Oldsmobile 10 going to have some
home up on Connecticut avenue. The
new front has been completed and work
men are now putting the finishins
touches on the inside. They expect tC
have the task completed within the next
ten days.
The Washington herald., 1916-02-27

George Weaver and J. NJ. stoddard, Of
the Cook and Stoddsrd Company. two
keen baseball fans, are already beginning
to figure who will be the next pennant
winner. The sporting page will from
now on furnish both Of them with all
ths news OF the day that will prove at
all interesting to either one.
The Washington herald., 1916-02-27

3. P. Zimmerman hopes to add a new
line to those he already has The Stewart
Warner people are now putting out a
Grsphophone and he expects soon to be
able to furnish music to his customer.
or perhaps have q regular sales talk
so that he will simply have to wind the
~crank and let machinery DO the rest
The Washington herald., 1916-02-27

Arthur Foraker Is now trying to ar
range with the Stearns people to ship
him a few extras Of the Stearns- knight
Fights He has sold out his entire al
lotment. and has prospective customers
for more.
The Washington herald., 1916-02-27

Keep boosting the price OF gasoline,
the higher It goes the better like It,
Is what Dave Hendrick says about the
constantly increasing price OF this most
necessary OF motor car fluids. No
Dave" Is not carry or a stockholder in
any Of the oil companies. Instead he
sells the Franklin and nothing pleases
him more than to be able to prove the
economy on the Franklin.
The Washington herald., 1916-02-27

Charles Semmss. who is having a new
home for his Hudson built on Con-
nscttcut avenue, Is beginning TO get vor-
RED He was promised at the time the
contract was let that he would be able
TO move In about April first, but as things
now look It will be considerable after
that date before the building s COM
pleted. 50 much bad weather is the
reason given BY the contractor for the
delay
The Washington herald., 1916-02-27

N. V. Hale, president of the Record
Auto Company, claims that his Job Is
simply to do the missionary work on SELL
ing Ssxons and have Baylis, the general
manager. do the rest. His argument Is
that once he finishes instillins into the
prospective buyer the merits Of the
Saxon. there 10 nothing for Baylis to do
but show the man where to sign the order
blank
The Washington herald., 1916-02-27

"'BnP' Barnhardt is going to rent
big wsreroOm just beyond the District
line in Maryland and I'LL it up with Pull
man cars. He Is one OF the dealers in
washington who does not expect to be
caught mapping when the spring shortage
comes.
The Washington herald., 1916-02-27

Burton Leary is getting in MsxweIls
80 fast that he Is forced to park a num-
Der Of them in the street during business
hours so that he can get IN and out of
his service department Burton Is taking
all that the factory will ship and still
keeping his eye out for more.
The Washington herald., 1916-02-27

Col Cliff Long In a great believer in
having your showroom near the business
section of the city. He claims that II
Affords an opportunity for many to drop
IN and examine the car who DO not feel
like taking any more time from their
business than absolutely necessary.
The Wrangell sentinel., 1916-06-22
Oscar Weston Gets 6 Months
 For Assault |

Oscar Weston, all-around bad man of WrangelI and feature in the police court. was given six months in the federal jail on a charge of assault and threats to kill last Saturday by Commissioner Thomas,
 It seems that Weston was drunk and disorderly on the streets and when he was placed under arrest attempted to do away with the officers, against whom he has made repeated threats to the effect that he would ''get him.
The Wrangell sentinel., 1916-06-22

o. A. Larson. book-keeper at Shakan cannery was in town on business this week.
 Mrs Dave Wing and children left on the Prince George last Sum day bound for their old home in Babcock, Wis.
 Milton w. Kirk, of Oakland Cal, is in town on his way to Telegraph where he will join his father.
The Wrangell sentinel., 1916-06-22
Lloyd DalgitY In Hospital
 At Astoria

MT. and Mrs. Thomas Dalgity received the bad news today that their Son Lloyd was taken sick in Astoria, Oregon, and takenNto the hospital where he was operated on for apendicitis, last Sunday, June IS, two days before sailing for
The Wrangell sentinel., 1916-06-22

See Harry Brice for plumbing and repair work.
 Today has been steamboat day for Wrangell three Vessels being ln port this morning and two are due tonight.
 Miss Grace Wigg returned on the Karen yesterday after spend- ing two weeks visiting friends at Telegraph, B. C.
 The steamer Hrmholt is due in Wraugsll at } a. m. in the morn- ing and hereafter all summer will make Wrangell regular port of call,
 Mrs, Oscar Carlson, Mrs. Chas. Follansbee and little Miss Fol- lansbee returned on the Dolphin last Tuesday after spending seve- ral days in Petersburg.
 Harold c. Duggen of Denver, Col, a nephew of Mayor J. G. Grant arrived on the City..of Seat tie last Saturday and will spend the summer with the Grants in Wransell. ~
 Mayor J. Gf Grant made business trip to\ Juneau leaving on the City of Serttle last Ssfur4 day and returning on the Dol. phin last Tuesday. Mayor Grant reports the Capital City booming.
 Deputy Marshall N'Wallace, with Capt. Tungmarker as guard, took osca Weston and Tommy " il son to.the Federal jail in Juneau, n the City Of Seattle last Sat urday night.
The Wrangell sentinel., 1916-06-22
T olnmy Wilson
 Assaults Girl
 Gets 4 Months

Thomas Wilson, well known native character, received a sem tence of four months in the federal jail on a charge of assault on the person of Mary Williams, a little native girl nine years of age, in Commissioner Thomas Court last Friday.
 The crime was committed about the first of June at fishing camp near Quiet Harbor.
The Wrangell sentinel., 1916-06-22

FOR SALE-Three 50 by 200 'eat beach lots, fine view, small 1oaae. living spring with good .wster. Would ua ake eooi wharf sta. l5o f,et Of vat r T ,ntasc For saie cheal, z tak.a at once Call on Mr4. I.ia.ast.
The Wrangell sentinel., 1916-06-22

home, Lloyd and Weston Dalgity have been attending school in Astoria. Weston ..wal stay vita his brother until he is able to come home which will probably be two or three weeks.
The Wrangell sentinel., 1916-06-22

The American Can Company boat Cameo was in port Friday.
 Guy Chappen, superintendent at > Aarheen. was in town the first ot the week.
 Mss Woods and Miss Leona Lindman made the round trip on the Uncle Dan last trip.
 The shrimp steamer "Octoo" of the Washington Fish and Oyster Go was in port yesterday.
The Wrangell sentinel., 1916-06-22

Carl Carlson is home after at. tending school in the states the past term.
 Miss Marie Thompson is visit ing friend here.
Crittenden record-press. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1909-191?, 1916-06-29
A YEAR WITHOUT
A SUMNER
The Year lSl6 Had No Summer,
Frosts Prevailed and Ice
Formed In June.

1t is said that the year 1916 had
no summer; that frosts prevailed
and ice formed in the month OF
June: that in July ice formed TO the
thickness OF an inch that in Aug
ust there was a heavy fall OF snow;
but that in September the usual
fall weather prevailed. There was
no corn raised, and most of the
crops were failure. 1t is said that
these weather conditions extended
all over the New England States,
New York, New Jersey, Pennsyl.
vania and Ohio. Probably the
facts have been exaggerated.
Other parts OF the nation and
world had a summer, and there
was food and clothing for the PEG.
pie. Some growl perpetually at
the weather; it is TOO hot or too
cold or too wet or too dry. And
yet a kind Providence arranges it
infinitely better than we could.
What beautiful promise this was
in the early history OF the race;
While the earth remaineth, seed
time and harvest, and cold and
heat, and summer and winter and
day and night shall not cease. -
The Christian Herald.
Crittenden record-press. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1909-191?, 1916-06-29
MONTHS NAVAL CRUISE.
WITHOUT ANY EXPENSE.
Government will Deiray Cost OF
Trip For Poor Boys

Word has been received BY
Naval Recruiting Officer S. Sch
nellie that ii would now be posi-
bic to send boys who are unable
to pay their way to the Atlantic
coast and return on a naval
training course on board the ship
they are assigned to. The ex-
pense for those who are able to
pay their way has been lowered
to half the original sum, making
il about $40.
The object of the naval cruise
is the same as that of the army
training camps and the men will
be taught as much about the
work as is possible in a month.
The ships will leave from DIFF
ierent places on the seacoast on
Crittenden record-press. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1909-191?, 1916-06-29
Gu tn CHIIRCH It viii Insure Happiness
70 TO CHURCH.
~ By going to church you'll insure happy life here
In hereafter

10 TO CHURCH
~ By going to church you'll insure happy life here and
In the hereafter.
THIS LIFE 10 AN ILLUSION. As BOY YOU WERE TAUGHT
TO LOOK FORWARD TO THE WHITE HOUSE AND THE PREsI.
pENcY. OR PERHAPS YOUR DEAR MOTHER PRAYED YOU
MIGHT BECOME GOOD ENOUGH TO BE A CLERGYMAN THE
THINGS THAT YOU HAD HOPED FOR WERE UP IN YOUR
IMAGINATION THEY ARE SELDOM REALIZED OFTEN IT IS
WISE AND MERciFuL ARRANGEMENT THAT THEY ARE NOT
YOU BEGIN LIFE WITH ILLUSIONS ALL LFE's EXPERIENCE
10 A CORRECTION OF THESE ILLUSIONS
Again there that immortal saying "what doth prof.
man to gain the whole world and lose his oul Riches
often has been preached do not bring happiness More often
they bring misery Solomon when he had atated every desire
said AN vanity There only place earth that true
and lasting happiness be had and that is the house Of God
There is emptiness in the happiness Of the world in hap
pness that be bought with riches The who rich in
religion who is rich in the virtues far happier than Croesus
1T Is IN THE CHURCH THAT WILL FIND REAL HAPPi.
NESS. TRY IT. co TO CHURCH NEXT SUNDAY If YOU
HAVEN'T BEEN TO CHURCH IN A LONG TIME YOU WILL At
ONCE FEEL THE BENEFICIAL EFFECTS HEART WILL BE
LIGHTER YOU'LL WALK WITH A MORE BuoYANT STEP
YOU'LL BE REFRESHED IN BODY AND MIND YOU WILL FEEL
LIKE THE TRAVELLER ALONG A DUSTY ROAD WHO FINDS A
BuBBLINo SPRING.
The door Of the church open II is inviting The pastor
bids you to enter Follow the happy hrong Be Of them
IF YOU DESIRE HAPPINESS NOW
IF YOU WISH HAPPINESS HEREAFTER
GO TO CHURCH.
Crittenden record-press. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1909-191?, 1916-06-29
ELECTRIC HEATING DEVICES.

The perfection Of the American
Beauty Rose is expressed in
the high quality of the "Am6i-
can Beauty" Electric Heating De-
vices, in so far as man can ap-
proach Natures perfect work.
manship.
The Devices of the "Ameri-
can" Brand can be attached to
the ordinary electric lamp socket
and are Instantly ready to give
service. They make many house
hold duties pleasant, easy and
inexpensive.
Insist on getting American"
Electric Heating Devices, and
you will be sure of the most com
plete and satisfactory service.
Write US for catalog and price
list. Sent..free on request.
THE JAMES CLARK JR.,
ELECTRIC COMPANY,
Louisville, Kentucky.
Crittenden record-press. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1909-191?, 1916-06-29
june %, 1916

don't get one. half out Of life that
they deserve. But a lot of peo-
pie expect it OF them.
In every community there are
a legion of these men and women.
Not really sick, perhaps, but af-
fected with . nervous, debllitat-
ed condition so that they imagine
countless things are wror& with
them. They have frequent head
.aches, are sluggish in mind and
in body and they haven't enough
real energy to make them self
reliant in even the little things
of life. They haven't enough
rich. red blood to nourish their
bodies.
Their vital organs are longest
Ell. They need something TO
speed up their imitation to a
normal state, something to bring
back old vitality, self.reliance
and a cherry view OF life.
They need something that con-
tains the right nerve food, tonic,
invigora'or and appetizer which
will awake their sleeping energ-
les.
Tsnlac is designed especially
to meet these conditions. For
the relief Of stomach, kidney and
| liver ailments and catarrhal
affections of the mucous mem
branes it is believed to be with
out an equal. Il for,ifies one to
better encounter fatigue, expos
ure ard the daily grind Of life.
\ Tanl9c has won the greatest
success ever stored by medi-
cine. It could not lave deso 80
without super.a;iye merit. As
the proof Of the pudding is in
the eating. so is the proof of
Tanlac in the taking.
Tanlac now may be obtained in
Marion, Ky. at the Drug Store
Of J. II. Orme, where i IS being
personally introduced AMI ex-
plaired.
Crittenden record-press. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1909-191?, 1916-06-29
Your Optical Work.

God mountiDgs in frames or
rimless spectacles $500 Eye
glasses in frames or mountlngS
"a 90. Other kind in proportion
Office lower floor jenkins Bldg
Saturdays and Mondays only
Geo W. Stone, OptometriSt'
Crittenden record-press. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1909-191?, 1916-06-29

Length. about twelve inches. The
yellow lower part Of the bill distin
gzishes this bird from its near rela.
tive. the black.billed cuckoo.
Range: Breeds generally In the
United States and southern Canada
winters In South America.
Habits and economic status: This
bird lives on the edges OF woodland,
in groves. orchards. parks, and even
In shaded village streets. II Is some.
times known as rain crow. because its
very characteristic notes are supposed
to foretell rain. The cuckoo has sly.
furtive ways as II moves among the
bushes or fits from tree TO tree, and
Is much more often heard than seen.
Unlike its European relative. II does
not lay lib eggs In other birds nests.
but builds a nest OF Its own. This is,
however, rather crude and shabby
affair-hardly more than a platform
OF twigs sufficient TO hold the green.
ish eggs. The cuckoo 10 extremely
useful because Of its insectivorous hab-
It's, especially as It shows a marked
preference for the hairy caterplllars,
which few birds eat One stomach
that was examined contained $50
American tent eaterpillars; another.
2i7 fall webworms, In places where
tent oaterpillars are abundant they
seem 10 constitute large portion OF
the food Of this and the black.bllled
cuckoo.
Crittenden record-press. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1909-191?, 1916-06-29
GLENDALE

Ralph llorning and Joe Clark who
are miniag q; RosieIAre spent Sunday
at home.
Bro. Martin preached splendid ser.
mon here Saturday night to an apprc-
eiatiye audience. His text being /. Pc
ter 4. a. And Sunday afternoon Ross
Gass gave Us splendid talk. He 10
young in the cause. but Is very earnest
ard bids fair 10 achieve great things for
the Master.
Miss Mary Moore Who has been III Of
typhoid fever for siI weeks Is up a part
Of the time nov.
Willard Franks Of Marion Vas the
guest Of bis cousin GrAyott Hurley .
few days week before last He drove
his pony and was accompanied BY his
aunt Mrs Jsre Farmer. Who was the
gnest Of Der sisters Mrs.. Mamie Hnr-
lev and Miss Addie Franks
Mrs. John Ed BrAey is having ehills
and Is right sick at this writing
Mrs William Baird and son Of Mar
on were guests Of her sister Mrs. W
L. Moore the first Of last week.
Mrs Lummie Clark expects to attend
ChAuiauquA this week
Robt Stallion and wife Of Rock Port
III. are guests Of his parents Mr.. aud
Mrs jack Stallion
Quite number from this neighbor-
hood attended church at Dunn Springs
Sunday
Mrs Lou Clark has returned from a
visit to her daughter Mr.. Ed Virgins
at CNfrsyille.
hesdames Ned, and Olha Lynn Of
the Dear Greek section we're guests 81
their daughter and sistcr.in.law Mrs.
Alvin Walkw one day las, week.
Guy Thomas who has been visiting
his parents Mr. and Mrs r. II. Thomas
aud sister Mrs. Guy Hodge and many
other relative and friends for the past
month leaves Thursday for Fl. Lup,ion
Colo. to resume work
Miss Ruby F'a-ary Of Marion is visit.
ing relatives and friends in this neigh
borhood this week.
Mrs. P. c. Moore spent few days
with her sonJoe Moore near Hurricane
Miss Dolly Cline Of Sheridan wa. the
guest q her brother Ellis Cline Satur.
day and Sunday
Browne Franks Of Tolu frequently
visits in this section.
Mrs W NJ. Hurley and son Miller
spent last week in Marion guests Of her
sister Mrs. J A. Farmer. and while
there yisitedhor cousin Mrs. Scott Plri,
IN the Midway heighborhood.
Crittenden record-press. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1909-191?, 1916-06-29

Aug 18th. All applications
should be handed in before July
lst All applicants will undergo
a medical examination at the
local recruiting station and an
other at Indianapolis and then
will be sent to the coast,
Crittenden record-press. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1909-191?, 1916-06-29
One Million Jobs 10
America Closed to Drinkers.

In the July American Magazine
DR.. Edwin +. Bowers says:
There are more than a mil
lion jobs in America closed to
the man Who drinks alcoholic
liquors. This means that not
only the employe e shall not drink
while on duty, but that he shall
keep clear Of all public drinking
places while of duty.
Leaders in this excommuni.
cation Of John Barleycorn are
the American railroads. which
generally have adopted Rule G.
the mightiest blow yet delivered
at alcohol in industry. But the
railroads are not standing alone
Other great industries have come
to see that alcohol makes only
for accidents, inefliciency and
waste. Workmen's, Compen.
sation Laws in many states have
helped to open mems eyes, and
business common sense is keep.
ing them oren."
Crittenden record-press. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1909-191?, 1916-06-29
When You Have a Cold

Give II attention, avoid exposure. be
regular and ctrefnl Of your diet, also
commence taking DR.. Kings New
Discovery. 1t contains Pine Tar, An.
tlssptic Oils and BaAams, Is slightly
laxative. Dir, Kings New Discovery
eases your cough, soothes your ,hroa,
and bronchial tubes, checks your cold
starts TO clear your head. In a short
time you know your cold is better. H.
the standard family cough syrup in use
over 80 years. Get a bottle at once
Keep it in the house as a cold insur.
ance, Sold IL your druggist. a
Crittenden record-press. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1909-191?, 1916-06-29
No Commentator,

you seem to think a great deal Of
that candidate"
How do you arrive at that conclu.
sion?" asked Senator Sorghum.
Why, you have always supported
him"
Yes; but public mans attitude
toward a candidate may be that OF the
family toward the head OF the house
70, don't necessarily think any moro
OF q man because you've got to sup.
port him.
Crittenden record-press. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1909-191?, 1916-06-29

Johnny, aged 1--WE, had a habit
of using in his conversation every
big word he happened to hear
regardless of its meaning. %
morning he and his elder brother
We're trying to washin the same
basin to Johnny,s detriment. end
he ran into the kitchen exclaim-
ing; Mother, Charles metrop-
o, o,,,l2ihg the whole laudatoryp, =
Christian Register.
Crittenden record-press. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1909-191?, 1916-06-29
New Mea. Market.

| have purchased the meat
market of j. W. Owens & Son,
and will keep on hand at all
times the best meats that can be
secured. On account of limited
capital am compelled to sell for
cash, and those who have OPEN
ed a charge account are expect.
ed to pay every Monday.
s154t. S. N. Weldon.
Crittenden record-press. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1909-191?, 1916-06-29
Will Sloan's Liuiment Relieve Pain!

Try Il and see-one Application will
prove more than column Of claims.
James $. Ferguson, phiIs., Pa, writes:
II have had wonderful relief since !
used Sloan's Linimen on my knees. t.
think after al these years Of pain one
application gave me relief. Many
thanks for what your remedy has done
for me- " Dn't keep on suffering,
apply Sloan's Linlment where your
pain is and notice how quick you ge,
relief. penetrAtes without rubbing.
Buy il at any Drug Store. pc. 3
Crittenden record-press. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1909-191?, 1916-06-29
SQUEEZING BLOOD
OUT OF A TURNIP
A Lot OF People Apparently Think
II Can Be Done.

You can't squeeze blood out
of a turnip." This is absolutely
true, but lot Of PEOPLE evident.
ly don't believe it.
You can't expect nervous, run
down men and women to he
cherry, normal beings. They
Crittenden record-press. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1909-191?, 1916-06-29
Drives Out Malaria, Builds Up system

The Old standard general Strengthening tonic,
GROVES TAsrELEss chill TONIC, drives out
MAiafia, enfiehes the blood and builds the sys.
TEN. A true tonic, Fee adults and children. SOC.