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East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1916-01-14
OLD AND NEW WAY
TO TREAT CATkRRH
Breathing Germ Killing Air En-
dnrsed BY Actual Results.

Breathing a Germ Killing Air En-
dorsed BY Actual Results
The discovery or Hyomei has
wrought a wonderful change in the
treatment Of catarrh.
Prior to three years ago the medi-
cines ordinarily employed in the cure
Of this disease were drugs, sprays To-
tons. etc In some instances they
benefited. but the improvement was
not lasting.
With Hyomei you take into the air
passages Of your throat and head a
balsamic air that goes into the minut-
est cells, and should erfectually xiii
all germs and microbes of catarrh.
It's purpose is to enter the blood with
oxygen. killing the germs in the blood
and restore health to the whole sys-
TEN Many astonishing testimonials
have been received from those who
have been helped by Hyomei
A complete outfit Is inexpensive
and includes an inhaler, dropper and
sufficient Hyomei for several weeks
treatment
Perhaps the strongest evidence that
can be given to doubters. Is the fact
that Tallman & co. have so much
faith in Hyomei that they sell every
package under positive guarantee
to refund the money II 1t does not re-
lieve.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1916-01-14
NOT PARALLEL CASES

I'm line with its well pro-
nOunced habit of finding
nothing good in our for
eign policy the Portland Ore
gonian wonders why it was we
sent our battleships to take
Vera Cruz when Huerta was
in power and now do not in
wade Mexico because of the
murder of those 19 American
miners by a bandit gang.
The answer is very simple
Huerta was the official head
of the Mexican government
and as such had a squad of
American bluejackets, COM
manded by an officer, arrest
ed and held without any rea-
son. He refused to make am
ends and action against him
was necessary.
But the crime a few days
ago was not an official act by
anyone claiming authority. It
was committed by outlaws
whom the constitutional autho-
rites are trying desperately to
capture and execute. The
case in no wise parallels the
incident under Huerta.
But of course that makes no
difference with a paper like
the Oregonian. 1t would fight
the multiplication table if it
thought the administration was
in any way connected there
with.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1916-01-14
FLOODS OF LIFEBLOoD"

r. HE last day of November
VI was observed by Ger
many as the Day of the
Dead and German newspapers
contained many columns eulO-
CYSTIC of those who had fallen
in the war.
The following from the Ber-
liner Morgenblatt carries a
somber message:
I'VE are surrounded by
floods of lifeblood on all our
borders, and the vastness Of
the sacrifice must make US
think. A little less autocracy,
a little more of counsel, would
have kept that life and that en-
ergy in our circulation. What
a responsibility to send out to
the four winds fathers, broth
ers, husbands, sweethearts,
never to come back. We may,
indeed, put flowers on their
graves-and this war has GER
tainly decorated the graves of
friends and foe alike, but the
flowers will fade away, and
only the memory of the dead
will come back to US. We have
before US today an ocean OF
tears meeting an ocean OF
blood; but the ocean of tears
will flow on for a generation,
the ocean of blood will be
spent at our borders
The foregoing is a voice from
a land where the war lesson is
known at first hand. We know
little about it in this country
because we are too far remOv-
ed. We do not comprehend
the real heart aches and suf-
fering. The war is a news
story to Americans. To Eu-
ropeans it is grim reality.
If there had Just been a Tit
tie more counsel" and a little
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1916-01-14
IN-sIIoors

The mush in love letter seems to
grow softer with age
Much OF the country sausage" has
a brick pavement n0vor
There are no cinders or Jolts the
anroad excursion folders
sIarimony can occasionally SUB
I've a man without reforming him
No fellow likes to argue over reii-
e,on 50 we'll as the one who has no
creed.
some persons seem to be able to
Eaybor grudge more g-acefully
tan others,
IN these days Samson's f,vor';e
NeaPon seems 10 be used TO promote
peace
the g:rl with dimple in her
cheek is not always as sweet as she
may eppear
Eternal vigilance eQuips the railroad
maua2crs to boost fares ar tn, Wor-
e. Gre
Ir case OF harboring a srpige ne
hater generally fares worse than the
hated
The wife-beater is generally too
tender hearted to act when ASKED Il
beat the carpet
1t is better to lose than nave the
fruits Of victory leave bad taste in
ones mouth
Ane may be honest in his convic-
tions and still be something OF a ndi-
sance in airing them.
Spoony couples like 10 stroll in the
moonlight; but when they groA old
or lantern will do.
Nhen some men attempt 10 do
lh.ngs it looks like driving a rei'road
,lgac v ith a tackhamnl .
It is like taking a bi.e from
n,s.k ,range TO look at srand op'
ers singer in moving pictu. IS.
1t is :? easing TO hear som, big fell
:uw say that the country is on
wae a. prosperity, even if ho does
NJ; Icy our rent.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1916-01-14

NEW YORK, Jan. IL Howard D.
smith. champion motorCyClst of the
New York police department, hopes
to be an opera star For six
months he has been taking lessons Of
Prof. Dessert, one Of the best known
vocal teachers in the country
Last summer Smith went TO the
Metropolitan opera house and by
sheer persistence rad his voice test
ed. He was sent to Professor Dos
sert but when the teacher told him
that the lessons would cost $50 each
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1916-01-14
THE IDEA DIDN'T WORK.

The commanding officer of a corps
was much troubled about the persist
ent untidiness of one Of his men. Rep
rimand and punishment were unava!l-
ing. The man was incorTigible and
remained as dirty as ever.
A brilliant idea struck the colonel.
why not march him UP and down
the whole line of the regiment and
shame him into decency2
l. was done. The untidy warrior
who hailed from the Emerald Isle
was ordered to exhibit himself ami
march up and down the entire regi-
ment and the men to have a good
look at him,
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1916-01-14

NEW YORK. Jan. t4.-George g.
GOulding champion walker Of the
world, will tl7 to break his own two
mile worlds record Of l3 minutes 3s
3-5 seconds. which he made in
Brooklyn four years ago, AZ the
games Of the Mllrose Athletic club.
70 be held in Madison square Car
den on January 26.
Goulding no ls Canadian re-
Gently faced charges brought before
the executive committee ~ the A. A..
L but cleared h.msel I'm fine style.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1916-01-14

A drill sergeant was drilling the re-
cruit squad in the use Of the rifle
Everything went smoothly until blank
cartridges were distributed. The re-
cruits were instructed to load their
pieces and stand at the ready and
then the sergeant gave the command:
command: Fire at will"
Private Perilous was puzzled He
lowered his gun.
which one Is WIFI" he asked.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1916-01-14

college board in a new, confidential
report to Secretary OF War Garrison
The report said that experience in the
European war has shown that artil-
lery is the principal land weapon. and
that America is woefully deficient In
this branch.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1916-01-14
Aoh4R0 D. SMIzH

he turned away Mrs, Archibald s
White, wife Of a millionaire and a yo-
calist of ability. was In Prof Dos
serts studio when Smith was told
that his voice gave prom -e Of a great
career but that he wopll hav' to
seudy to achieve his AMBITION. smith
could not afford the "Iessons, 0ut
Yrs White came to the rescue AMI
,sfered 20 pay his tuition
In few months Smith expects to
resign his position and devote all his
time to music.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1916-01-14
DRESSING UP TO THE PART

The telephone bell in the office OF
the chief of detectives rang many
times during the day but this was
the best thing that came owes the
WIIC.
our daughter is to BE- nafred to-
NOR, ow and we want a couple OF Of
=. rrs to guard the preseGts."
as madam said the rl'r< "ll
se!J ivo Of our best plai1-llothcs
CIsu"
80 sCodnessi hat Will lneyer d..
We ant them to w'.sr he hand
-hIurms tn = -.
70 Ne swell wed &
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1916-01-14
UNREASONABLE.

4 stranded Traveller reluctantly
booked a room at a somewhat shah
by village inn recently. He retired
to rest, but 10 minutes later came
downstairs again. with anger in his
face.
i must insist on having another
room. sir" he informed the innkeep-
er, sternly,
Natter snapped the angry man.
why, there are couple OF mice
fighting-actually fighting-in a cor
ner OF IL
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1916-01-14
NO HEADACHE OR
NEURALGIA PAIN
Get a 10 cent package Of DR.,
James Headache Powders
and don't suffer.

When your head aches you simply
must have relief or you will go wild.
r.. needless to suffer when you can
ke a remedy ike DR.. James Head
che Powders and relieve the pain and
teuflda at once. Send someone to
ha drug store aow fo- n dime package
d. James Headache Powders.
.HJ saTrrl In few moments you
~ .no--...tda..be goae--ho more
sa.s. pG.a.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1916-01-14

cal banks bid being much better than
any OF the outside bids submitted.
The bank will take the bonds at par
pay s per cent interest and accrued
interest and a premium Of 500, This
is 500 more than any other firm o.
fercd
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1916-01-14

The oldest man in Louisiana Is dead
in the person OF John Shay, llS, who
was born in County Kerry, Ireland,
served in the civil war az union
quartermaster and then settled down
in the Sunny south.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1916-01-14

The unabashed Pat halted. saluted
the colonel and said in the hearing
Of the whole corps, with the utmost
sang froid.
"Dirtiest regiment | iver inspect
ed. sorrn
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1916-01-14
Army Needs Artillery

WASHINGTON, Jan. 14,---An enor-
nous increase in artillery, at cost
between 100000, O0O and $500. .O00,-
300 was recommended by the war
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1916-01-14

EUGENE, Ore, Jan. 1.-THE First
National bank Of Eugene. was award
ed an issue OF S1S,SOO Bancroft paw.
ing bonds by the city council. the To-
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1916-01-14

Well sir, replied mine host cold
ly. and what dye expect for shill-
ings a night-a bull fight?'-Answers.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1916-01-14

more of the "give and take"
spirit on the part of the various
war lords two years ago, see
what misery and suffering the
world could have avoided,
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1916-01-14
sd BSCRIrTION RATES
rnn HH.HH mH.nF-.
WHERE YoU MAKE 1T.

, Ics as life is as you take iL
, Promised Land is where you
make IL;
, There where blessings bright
unfold.
, Where the sandhil.s turn TO
gold,
, But II you would turn the
trick.
, Hit the hallelula lickI
, For there's never no halfway
To the light that makes the day.
} All the darkeniU' mists are
furled
} when its m0rnin in the world!
Prank l. stanton.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1916-03-16
From the Provident Association.

This organization is still doing its
work. 1t has found it necessary to
decline giving help to none who have
under special conditions, been reliev-
ed, but who show a disposition to be
unnecessarily dependent.
Let food, clothing, etc., contributed
to this work be left with either Lopez
Store Co., or other places of appoint
ed depository.
We are not discouraged, notwith-
standing the fact that in some in
stances, we have had to give relief
where it was badly needed, and, yet
to relieve the helpless, we had to put
food where a worthless, tho capable
member of the family, would share
benefits.
But, henceforward, in such cases,
we shall find it necessary to deny
assistance, though we must regret
the distress to the really needy.
This association sees, and seeks to
avoid a probable influence that would
foster s~hiftlessness and vice.
The stereopticon motion picture
lecture entitled, "a Trip to the PAN
anna Exposition," which was to be
given at the ACADEMY of Music, to
add to the Provident Fund, had to be
called off from the date of March ID,
as previously announced, but it is to
be given on the evening Of the 9th
inst. Watch further announcements
and be there and see and hear.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1916-03-16
Sale Of Stock, Farm Machinery, Etc.

Being obliged to give my bus
mess in st. Louis more attention | am
CLOSING out my Stock and Farm I'M
plements at private sale, at the "Ideal
Farm" n mile east of Arcadia, Mo.
5 Mules, 4 Mares, 2 Colts, 1 Holstein
Bull, 1 Holstein Cow, 2 Jersey Cows, 4
Heifer Calves, II 0. I. @. Sows and rs
Pigs, 1 Boar, 26 Shropshire Lambs
Bred.
MACHINERY.
12@ Horse Power Blakely Gasoline
Engine, 1-S Horse Power Waterloo
Boy Gasoline Engine-portable, /
Shredder, 1-SDisc Rudy Drill, / Queen
Check Row Corn Planter with Fertil-
izer Attachment, / Oarburated Roller
l Johnson 1-horse Mower, 1 Champi-
on 2-horse Mower, cut Az feet, / Sui
ky Pillow, 10 Walking Flows, / Spring
Tooth Harrow, 2 Steel Tooth Harrows,
! Deering Binder with Truck, l Ma
nure Spreader, / Hay Rake, 1-horse,
l 2-horse Road Wheeler.
VEHICLES.
1 Storm Buggy, rubber tire, | Bed
Spring Buggy, rubber tire, l Hack
Baggy, steel tire, / Mountain Wagon,
6 passenger, l Iron Wheel 1-horse
Wagon High Wheel 2-horse Wagon,
l Low Wheel Log Wagon.
6Sets Double Farm Harness-com-
plete, l Set Double Express Harness,
l Set Single Surrey Harness, 1 Set
Hack Buggy Harness, 1 SetSingle Ex-
press Harness. 7. A. CONRAD.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1916-03-16
announce

We are authorized to announce
JOHN II. BRADLEY of Dunklin
County as a candidate for Judge of
the Springfield Court of Appeals, sub
lect to the action of the Democratic
party at the Primary Election,
We are authorized to announce DIR.
G. w. FARRAR as a candidate for
Representative of Iron County, sub
ject to the action of the Democratic
voters at the Primary Election.
We are authorized to announce
j. W. LOVELACE as a candidate
for Treasurer of Iron County, subject
to the action of the Democratic voters
at the Primary Election.
We are authorized to announce
JOHN L. MARSHALL as a candidate
for Assessor of Iron County, subject
to the action of the Democratic voters
at the Primary Election.
We are authorized to annouce WIN.
H. BLUE, JR., as a candidate for
Sheriff of Iron County, subject to the
action of the Democratic voters of the
Primary Election.
We are authorized to announce
JAMES r. MADDOX rs a candidate
for Sheriff of Iron County, subject to
the action of the Democratic voters at
the Primary Election.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1916-03-16
Woman's Study Club.

The Woman's Study Club met in
regular session at the home of Mrs.
Harriet Kindell, Tuesday afternoon.
The topic for general discussion was
"Civics and Health" and proved
beneficial and interesting. Mrs. De-
Weese sang two numbers, Tosti's
celebrated "Good Bye" and the new
"Good Bye" composed by Mr.. Eli D..
AXE. This composition was well
rendered and the words and melody
were loudly praised. This song is
destined to become generally popular
and most d~eservingly so.
Miss Reagan read an excellent
paper on est. Gaudien" the noted
sculptor, and another Missouri son of
whom all may feel justly proud.
Mrs. Ada Fletcher delighted the
ladies with a reading of choicely
selected poems.
Mrs. Adelaide Gay rendered a
Chopin Valse most commercially.
The hostess served a delicious re-
lection at the close of the programme.
MEMBER.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1916-03-16
Methodist Mention.

Sunday School attendance in main
school, 107; cradleroll, %; home de-
partment, 16: total 40. Trio at Fort
Hill by the Misses Eugenia, Hazel and
Julia Tual. Good interest in both
schools.
Lights went out at Union, but the
League devotional led by Miss Gath
crime Anderson was very interesting.
The topic for next Sunday is, 'Getting
Power from u Pledge ."-Psa. 25:
LA.
At 2:30 P. M. Thursday, the Arcadia
ladies' aid will meet at Mrs. Curry's,
and the Ironton aid at the parsonage,
Services at Union church every
night until further notice. The public
is cordially invited to attend. While
the meeting has not been thought of
as a Union service, the pastor and his
flock will appreciate any help the
other churches may be able to give,
and will rejoice at any good the meet
ing may do them.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1916-03-16
Pilot Knob News.

Mrs, E. Elsman is sick at this writ
ing.
Mrs. Mary C~astleberry is on the sick
list.
Frank Mullin OF Ironton was here
on business,W Wednesday.
Leonard, little o of Mr.. and Mrs.
II. Parton, is sick.
Rev. Parrfeley filed his regular APP
pointment near Potosi Saturday and
Sunday.
J. H. Kelley got his head severely
hurt while inspecting ties at Ironton
Saturday.
Romes Rencehansen of Brule and
Amos Westermann of Edge Hill were
here last week on business.
Mrs. Visa Moser visited relatives in
Ironton Thursday
Mr.. Williams of st. Louis bought
the Mullin property here last week.
Willis Tullock and George Bone,
who T working at Flat River, spent
Saturday here with their families.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1916-03-16
PERSONAL

s. P. Ringo is in st. Louis this week.
Ed. Farmer went to St. Louis Sum
". E. Conway wenttO Festus Fri
day.
j. L. Baldwin went to st. Louis Fri
day.
A. v. Polak went to Des Arc We'd
nesday.
R. S. Dodd went to st. Louis We'd
Fred KindelL Jr., went to St. Louis
Miss Della Golf went to st. Louis
Friday.
c. E. Meyers went to Bismarck
Monday.
E. L. Farmhouse went to Bismarck
Thursday.
Rev. NJ. Riggs went to st. Louis
Wednesday.
M. Spaugh of Pennington was in
Ironton Friday.
DIR. O.. II. Jones was here from
Brunot Monday.
Mrs. s. w. Andrews was in st. Lou
is the past week.
T. Fl. Bergman of Mann was a call
er last Wednesday.
j. j. Farris of Des Arc was a caller
at this office Tuesday.
MI. r A. Knapp and wife went to
st. Louis Wednesday.
Mr.. aDd Mrs. Summers went to
Little Rock Wednesday.
7. N. MARI made a business trip to
Kirksville, Mo-, last week.
E. M. Logan and Ollie Campbell of
Belleview were callers Tuesday.
Miss Marie Gratiot is visiting T. B.
Carter and family in Louisville, Ken
lucky.
Mrs. Grover Curtis arrived from
Sikeston Monday evening to visit
relatives in Ironton.
R. R. Bean, cashier of the Bank of
Caledonia, was an automobile visitor
to Ironton Monday.
Miss Blanche Turner returned to St.
Louis Sunday Afternoon, after spend
ing several days at Hillside.
Mrs. l. N. Hatridge, after a few days
visit with r. E. Rudy and family, re-
turned to st. Louis Tuesday.
Miss Celia Martin returned to Iron
ton Monday noon after a stay of sew
eral days with st. Louis friends.
Mrs. E. R. Curtis left last week for
Poplar Bluff, where she and Mr.. Cur
tbs will make their home in future.
Jesse O'Neal and a number of
friends from Frankclay made a trip to
the valley in a Ford truck Sunday,
lobe Marshall left Saturday for
Detroit, Michigan, where he hopes to
obtain employment in an automobile
factory.
Mr.. H. Q. Henley of st. Louis spent
Saturday and Sunday on his farm
near Pilot Knob, returning to st. Louis
Sunday.
Mrs. Frank Wilson and daughter of
Vineland spent Saturday and Sunday
with Mr.. and Mrs. f. 0. Codding, re-
turning to Vineland Sunday.
Mr.. w. G. Craine and wife of near
Brownsville, Texas, visited Mrs. Jas.
Harris Sunday and Monday. They
departed Monday evening for st.
Louis; thence to Montana.
For Rent-An improved farm Of
about so acres, AZ miles from Des
Arc, Mo-, on the Des Arc and Brunot
road. Price, $40. 90 per annum. Ad-
dress j. henderson, 4O5 Commercial
Tribune Building, Cincinnati, Ohio.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1916-03-16

mills that are running in this part Of
the county, there must be a 6 God de-
mand for lumber.
Ties are now selling for IS cents at
East End.
Lafayette Aleorn, who until a few
years ago lived here, but is now living
in Carter county, is here on business.
Riley Roberts, of Des Arc, was here
on business last week.
My father, Ex-Judge Scott, is very
much improved in health.
Mrs. Frankly Williams has been very
low for the past three weeks.
Mrs. j. M. Lucas and her two chill
dren, who have spent the winter with
her parents, will depart for their
home in Louisiana in a few days. S.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1916-03-16

Mrs. Louise Forshee of Iron Noun
tain was here last week visiting her
father, Mr.. Ross, Mrs. John Amelung,
and others.
MRS. Kitchell and daughters of
Elvins are here visiting the families
of Sherman Barnes and John falkland.
Mrs. Ann Sutton received a nice
present from her daughter-in-law,
Mrs. Joe Sutton, of Flat River, Satur-
day.
Mrs. Zude and daughter, Miss
Martha, were visitors at the "Hendley
Farm" Friday %afterooon; also Mr.. and
Mrs. Zude visited Ironton relatives
Sunday. OPAL.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1916-03-16
State Of Ohio. city Of Toledo. :.

LUCAS County
Frank ]. Cheney makes oath that he Is
senior partner of the firm of +. ]. Cheney
& Co., doing business in the City of To-
ledo. County and State aforesaid, and
that said firm will pay the sum OF ONE
HUNDRED DOLLARS for each and ev-
cry case of Catarrh that cannot be cured
by the use Of HALLS CATARRH CURE.
FRANK j.. CHENEY.
Sworn to before me and subscribed in
my presence. this 9Th day Of December,
A. d.. 1856.
(SeaD A. w. GLEASON,
Notary Public.
Halls Catarrh Cure is taken internally
and acts directly upon the blood and mu-
cous surfaces of the system. Send for
testimonials, free.
FIJI. CHENEY a Co, Toledo, o.
Sold by all Druggists. 7bc.t
Take Hairs Family Pills for constipation.
advertisement.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1916-03-16
To Ice

The undersigned will deliver Ice
daily, during the summer of 1916, to
all parts of Arcadia Valley. Price, 65
cents per hundred pounds. Delivery
will be prompt and regular. Your
patronage is solicited. Phone 100.
EDWARD MAsTERsoN.