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Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1916-09-15
HUSBAND RESCUED
DESPAIRING WIFE

had gotten SO weak could not stand,
and gave up in despair.
At last, my husband got ne bottle OF
Cardui, the woman's tonic, and | COM
menced taking it. From the very first
desc, could tell it was helping me.
can now walk two miles without its
firing me, and ami doing all my work."
If you are all run down from womanly
troubles, don't give up in despair. Try
Cardui, the woman's tonic. lthas helped
more than a million women, in its so
years of continuous success, and should
surely help you. too. Your druggist has
sold Cardui for years He knows what
it will do. Ask him. He will recon-
mend it. Begin taking Cardui today.
Write to: Chattanooga Medicine Co.. Ladies
Advisory Dept. Chattanooga. Tenn. fof .sPecldt
Instructions on your case and page book. Hons
Treatmen, for Women" sent in plain wrapper. Jts
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1916-09-15
Net.r;es Public.

Notaries public are SAID 10 have been
fl3ointed BIZ the primitive Christians
10 collect such facts AZ were obtain
allie about the martyrs Of the first
century. The ofiice afterwarl took a
legal form and had to do with the at
testing Of deeds and other writings
New York American
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1916-09-15
Net Much Erains.

Z "Too bad aboU; jim .'ag,s Fame,
Z man, as Shakespeare sars. putting
an enemy into his mouth to steal ava!
his brains
"Oh. well. its only Ecttr larceny il,
Jaggs' ease. anyway" -i,os:on Tran
script
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1916-09-15
Hemino Pigeons.

HOming pigeons are not only en-
dowed with marvellous speed, but with
great endurance Some years ago .
bird belonging to the late King Ed
ward, who was q great pigeon enthusi
asst, made q record for $40 miles at o
velocity Of 1907 yards minute
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1916-09-15
Word From srer Williams.

Did you ever stop ter think dat II
all de time lost IN srowlin' at de
world God made WIZ spent In hittil
hard licks ter NAL" ''.Ngs letter how
much Ike 20 dse:'" o heaven de
same old world w;,...j be?-Atlaata
Constitution.
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1916-09-15
se.t.ed.

Father-I don't think nnch Of that
young S:nkit< who calls TO see you
Daughier-Ne Never mind father. think
enough NJ him for both Of us.
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1916-09-15

2ty With a AE2b etosecggf1e
-0ivsS 81 Z bs1toeA - -
Arab.
.sELat - too much. !" replied the mis-
sionary. you only charge ~ 70 your
fellow Arabs, and they re- he yop wait
for your money. pay spot cash"
.Yes. but you ought to he glad to get
Il for seven. said the stoneeutter.
you 40 not know how Much my fel-
low Arabs despise me for dealing with
you at all. because you are an tnndel.
you know"
The Arabs are all Mohammedsns.
Ihe stronger q Christian . man Is the
more of an infidel they think him to
be. Missionaries were unwelcmnc IN
that country. Only by their nsed1cal
work dil they get any footholdat cd
There have perhaps been fewer con-.
verts there than on any other ultsslon
field. Hut missions have been eetnb-
l.shed there less than thirty years
Sometimes several generations of misr
si;si.ulfes live aud work aud Gle SO that
their suce essOrs may see the fruit OF
the labors Of them all-WorlG Outlook.
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1916-09-15
Reversible fiaures.

fady-At what nu.!.er Bank street
do you live. <lea.: l'u,ihie Well when
you come down the street it's No. 81.
an when you come u, tie street it's
118.-Boston Transcript
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1916-09-15
Nth Degree.

Talk about torturer'
yes" ..
Nothing is worse than sitting In
BARRIERS chair With your month full
Of lathef watching the boy trying to
give another customer your new hat"
Life.
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1916-09-15
Thu usuaI Wav.

Nodd-Awful!y sorry &c hear your
house burned down. It'd you save
anything? Todd-Oh. ye=. After some
se-y lively work we SIT ,.neded In get
tag out all the things we didn't want
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1916-09-15
onlv vantoJ . Chance

Mother : Perhaps the Young man
needs a little encouragement. naugli-
ter-Yes, mamma. wish you would
keep out Of sight more while he is
here.
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1916-09-15

Madam. why do you want TO get
out of doing Jury duty ?*-
Judge haven't thing tit to wear
''Taleswoman excused" I-ouisville'
Courier Journal.
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1916-09-15
Quite Likely.

II wonder when the drat surgical
operation was performed"
II suppose 4 was ip Adams time
When be had his fail he must have
broken something
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1916-09-15
The Common ssIhshnsss.

Sheep will follow an old he'll wethef
through an opening In the fence In
regular order mt human beings all
want to get on the street car at the
came me.-T0ledo R!ade.
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1916-09-15
hcuse Plants.

The man who SAYS house plants ar,
Of no account is IL Crouch. There il
no place in whiah "a hue burned
matches s, convenient as a ee.anium
pot.-Kansas City STAR.
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1916-09-15

There never WIS portrait made o1
Ethan Allen The heroic style Of status
q the hero In thu national capitol u -
Imaginative Representation
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1916-09-15
jus. a. We'll.

II can't accept yonr offer II affec.
t1on, my dear sir
All right. madm. Then viii yos
please return tt.''- Baltimore Amen
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1916-09-15
Mouern Education

.How y your little boy doing al,
achOU;r
tie gets 4 good mark In the tooth
breathing class. but he deesn't seem
sbIs u learn arithmetic. Birminxhalo
Age Herald
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1916-09-15
The wise man fatters the fool. but
the fool natters himself.-Loth


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aDo,ix explosive force and can be drt.6
from il rnn easily surried nisous. does
not. W. has is.~n widely supisns-d taxa
its maine from y man. but from an
snefe1lt town near the coast VI Kent
England. the town Of l.ydd. where
there Is government artillery range
where The testa we're ninde that result
I'd In the preparation Of this explosive
Lyddite has Extraordinary Quaiities
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Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1916-09-15

Every good deed performed Is not
only present pleasure. but support
for the future.
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1916-09-15

- lzpet = ~ - asag1t - -
Am~mnnmR
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1916-04-20
EXPLAINS LIGHT VOTE.
Professor Of Political Science Says Ma.
q ton Needs Primary Law.

Professor Of Political Science Says Ma
ton Needs Primary Law b
iowa city, April 20.-''The light ovte
in the recent>> presidential preference
primary In Iowa may be credited IN
part to the absence OF sharp differ
I ences sof opinion and to . lack OF per.
stsfent interest in government affairs,
saws Dr. B. +. Shambaugh. professor
Of political science at the State UNI
versfty OF Iowa.
rThe primary is like the referendum
sin that TT win bring out convincing
expression Of the electors only when
3imuortaat issues are involved upon
Witch there are radical differences Of
opinion
SIN the recent presidential primary
IN Iowa there was no vital contest.
every voter could forecast, or at least
believed he could forecast. the result
q the vote. Consequently, many men
i ala not vote, because they felt that
their votes were not needed to influ-
ence the decision. w 81 lass .3s,,, !, !.
-rhe presidential primary Will De
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1916-04-20

satisfactory only when 1t becomes ma
ton wide, and, IS held In every state
on the same day.
1.-THE fundamental difficulty, how
ever IL the general lack Of interest In
the affairs Of government. Voters have
not been sufficiently educated In the
duties and responsibilities of citizen
ship. In Iowa we are spending aboni
half our revenue on education. We
are now requiring the teaching OF
many subjects; but not one OF the re-
quired subjects Is concerned directly
with public affairs. In Germany, the
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1916-04-20
FLORIDA LANDS.

r. Il 10 an investment you are lock-
Ing for investigate our claims for the
famous ridge lands Of Lake county.
Florida. Ask the people that have
beeh there. Ask the Buckeye MUIR
series, the largest exclusively citrus
nurseries In the world regarding our
lands. Ask the Natal hay growers as
to their profits from this cash crop,
In fact the only crop the bankers will
loan on. Investigate. Ask us for refer
ences. Huwey Land Company, over 90
81 West Main street. Marshalltown.
Iowa,
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1916-04-20

or the addition to the sewer system In
the southeast portion OF town. z
A new school house In sub district
NO, 8, Hamilton township, IL to be
added to Franklin county school prop
erty, II present plans do not miscarry.
This city will be represented at the
Drake relay meet at Des Moines next
Saturday bya goodly bunch Of boost
ers who will go to witness the events
and especially to see Harry Shearer.
a Hampton boy, in his Efforts to pull
down winning In the 22o-yard dash.
in which he Is entered and will be OPP
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1916-04-20
PUBLIC AUCTION

At auction house, 106 East Church
street, Saturday, April %. at 9 o'clock,
round extension dining table. six oak
dining chairs, rockers, davenport. wal
nut, settee, old style; and walnut book
case, writing desk. rugs, brass bed.
springs. mattress, three-hole oil range,
barrel churn, typewriter. desk and
chair, roll top desk. folding bed. cup
board. reversible table. eight rods
chicken wire, wheelbarrow. blacksmith
forge, pump jack, one and one-half
horse power Weber & Gier air COO!
gasolene engine on truck, and many
other things. Terms cash. Kendall &
Pitcher.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1916-04-20

citizens are schooled In the public weir
fare from the kindergarten to the uni
versity, and there results a wide
spread patriotic interest In govern
mental affairs. We need more devo-
ton to public affairs in the schools to
teach us patriotism. to teach us civic
responsibilities, to teach us to vote at
the primaries and at the elections
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1916-04-20
FOR SALE
TO RENT: 4
TO EXCHANGE

lWhen an advertisement does not
give the advertisers name write let
ter addressed as directed in the al
and leave it at the newspaper onice'
where the advertiser will get It. the
publishers can not give the name o.
the advertiser without the advertiser
consent. All advertisement for TINS
column must be in the office at u
o'clock on date Of publication to insure
classification $50 -
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1916-04-20
REAL ESTATE AUCTION.

On premises, II South Sixth street,
Marshalltown, Iowa, Thursday, April
20, 1915, at 2:30. AS have moved out
of the city, will sell my five-room
house and lot with fifty-one foot
facing on Sixth street to east, 146 feet
facing Church street 10 south being a
fine corner lot with room for another
house, with paving and sidewalk on
both sides, all paid. House has new
Victor furnace, electricity. gas city
water, good cellar new roof on house:
block to car line and school, handy to
uptown. Here is your opportunity to
buy q good home in a fine location.
Don't overlook this sale, as I want to
sell. Terms on sale day. Look 1t over.
See or phone Kendall or Pitcher. $50
white George Klebenstine, owner.
Colonel Kendall, auctioneer.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1916-04-20

eggs rs cents for fifteen. 81 per hum
dred. All eggs tested with Magic egg
tester. Pekin duck eggs 10 cents EACH
J. E. Curtis. Phone 81 on 4B. Mar
shalltown.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1916-04-20

For Sale-Choice unimproved lands;
for sale cheap, In Itasca county. Min
-nesota. Seventy five improved farms In
Pennington county, Minnesota. Prices
right. Terms reasonable. Call or write.
James NJ. Draper, Spring Lake. Itasca
county, Minnesota.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1916-04-20

2 Hampton News Notes.
Special to Times Republican.
Hampton, April 20.--Ernest e. Clock
is soon to be located in a newly fitted
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1916-04-20

posed BY several fast msn Of the
middle west,
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1916-04-20
statesmen WANTED.

Opportunity for good reliable man
to make $3.50 month, great seller:
Man with car or team preferred. All
farmers must have 1t. Applicant must
be hustler and furnish best of refer
ences. See L.. R. Prather, ~ Pilgrim
Hotel. t;ft s...ri.st 49,. ~, e..
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1916-04-20

Assignee's sale Of first class fancy
china store, no fixtures, stock com.
posed of fancy china, dishes, enameled
ware, novelties, toys, notions and dry
goods. store open and running and IN
fine shape, invoice about $4,000. Must
be sold at once and will accept big
discount. Come and look 1t over. /. A.
Myers, assignee, Webster City, Iowa.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1916-04-20
LOST
WANTED
FOUND

miles southwest Conrad. twelve miles
northwest Of Marshalltown. Address II.
Fl. Powers. Union. Iowa. Phone Ban
cor.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1916-04-20
MINNESOTA LAND

For sals-Have two good improved
farms near Albert Lea. Mimi, to trade
for merchandise business. Write. J.
Edward Brady, Lakefield, MINI.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1916-04-20
SOUTH DAKOTA LAND.
By HOP

For Sale - South Dakota farms;
$500 to $500. Write Clyde Brewster.
Aberdeen S. d,
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1916-04-20

To Rent-Six room house. close In.
mostly modern, by May I. Phone 1854
green.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1916-04-20

For Sale-2S0 acres. s55 an acre;
good buildings. four miles from good
town; $4,000 cash. balance on easy
terms. Security Bank. Webster. s. ID.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1916-04-20

For Sale-160 acres Dawson county,
South Dakota. $4,000. $500 cash, 5000
Dec /. $500 yearly; s per cent 2. n.
Kelly. Mitchell, s. ..
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1916-04-20
BUSINESS CHANCES

Wanted-Men- women. Government
jobs; SIS to $50 month. Write immedi-
ately for list positions now obtainable.
Franklin Institute, department 1O6 Q,
Rochester NJ Y e ~
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1916-04-20
CUT RATE sHlPPiNo.

Cut rates ON household goods ~
Pacific coast and other points S0pei1ne
service at reduced rates. Tho Boyo
Transfer Company, Minneapolis Nina,
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1916-04-20
POULTRY

POULTRY
For Sale-Baby chicks. 10 cents each.
Phone 1645 green. SOL South First
avenue.
For Sale-All my Partridge Rock
chickens. cheap: South Eighth street.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1916-04-20

Wanted--At once. experienced second
cook, Cray's cafe, 70 North Center
street. Ss Il $g
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1916-04-20

For Sale-One Ford speedster and
one Ford touring car. r. E. Shelton,
LeGrand, Iowa.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1916-04-20
AGENTS WANTED,

Wanted-Good live county agents to
sell best land proposition in South Da-
kota. Lowest prices and terms. Send
for list. Bank references. Foss Land
Company, Mitchell, S. D..
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1916-04-20

your cash. George A. Stoke, F'airmont,
FOR sALE-AUToMoBILEs.

For SaIe-Almost new delivery body
for Ford car. Rear 5 North Third ave-
nue.. Jensen's Auto Livery.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1916-04-20

For Sale-House and lot and half,
one of the best locations in Marshall
town, 3O1 North First street, corner
Webster. Price $4,000. To be had from
owners direct; no commission to pay
Write or call Clara F. Gerst, at above
address.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1916-04-20

q: Wantsd--,At once, woman or girl to al
kitchen, work, also girl for dining room
and chamber work Cali or address,
Toledo Hotel, Toledo Iowa,
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1916-04-20
HELP WANTE p-FEMALE

Wantsd Compet ent GIRL for general
housework family 81 four. On farm.
Write or phone. Mrs. Bruce Ander-
son, rural.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1916-04-20

For Sale-Nearly new five-room
cottage, modern except furnace and
gas, with good new garage, located
one block from car lire Price only
81 500. Many others at all prices. No
property showed on Sunday. G. s.
Nugent, over Benedict & Brintnall
store.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1916-04-20

For Sale 100 acres. seven miles
from town, ten-room house, fair nulia-
ings: all fenced. Twenty acres alfalfa'
40 cultivated; very choice, T2.5O. Pal-
ace City Land Company. Mitchell, 3. -.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1916-04-20

Is Wsntsd Ladies make shields Il
homs slo Tor 100 Work cent prepaid.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1916-04-20

To Rent-Seven room modern house
at sol West church. Enquire at Z
South Eighth street. 5l3
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1916-04-20

For Sale-Three new modern bunga-
lows, alta close price. S. c. Bell. Phone
1885,.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1916-04-20

I, For SaIe-If you want 20 buy, sell
or rent city property, give us call.
John Coburn & Co.. over and 10-Cent
Store. q
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1916-04-20

For Sale-A smooth, unimproved. all
tillable quarter section adjoining n
county seat town in South Dakota. Can
be sold at very low price: owner hard
up. Write bank of Hurley. agent Hur-
lev s D.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1916-04-20

To Rent-Partly modern house. 3ol
South Second street. Call at mousse
Rent reasonable.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1916-04-20

For Sale-Do you want to buy. sell
or rent? Give us call. Fred w.
Carl, over Shrubs Cafe.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1916-04-20

Wanted ~ General carpentering OF
contract work, by experienced man.
Phone Its green; 4os South Second
avenue 5iss
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1916-04-20

For Sale-Good residence lot in tho
Second ward. Will advance money to-
ward a new house. Address Lot" care
T.-R =
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1916-04-20

For Sale - Progressive Everbearins
strawberry plants, 50 per hundred,
postpaid. Robert Harmon. Garwin,
Iowa.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1916-04-20

Southwest lows Is fertile held Tor
the man with anything TO sell that hae
merit. It Is thickly populated ana
prosperous. Seventy-fiye thousand PEG.
ple In southwest Iowa read the daily
Nonpareii. It Is the great want ~
medium Of this section. II IS known faf
and wide a. a producer OF results. &
you have land or anything else 90 sell
or trade. get in touch with southwsst
iowa thru the N6npareil. Council
P!uffs. iowa. ~ Il
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1916-04-20

To Rent-Desirable rooms for light
housekeeping. Furnished. South
Third street.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1916-04-20

70 Rsnt--Pasture IN fields Of twenty,
forty, sixty, eighty and 100 acres run
ing water In all fields, Located twelve
miles northeast State Center. twelve
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1916-04-20

For SaIe--Have best list Of farms In
South Dakota at $25 to $F5 per acre
improved: good propositions; pest
terms. Send for list. John Mahoney'
Howard, S. d.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1916-09-28

pass ON to the junk man. As rule,
this lack of storage space is caused by
the fact that the usual bungalow is
built with very fiat gable roof set as
low as possible to produce the effect
of broadness and to destroy the ap-
pearance of height This effort Is
made necessary In order that the fun
damental Idea OF the bungalow may be
expressed In the design. Bungalows
are not supposed to be high. They IRE.
In the pure type, single-story buildings.
and since this feature is their inher-
ent mark of distinction the CONTRAST is
carried still farther by placing roof
on them which will emphasize their
fairness.
In fact. the roof is of prime impor-
lance In bungalow, for II Is In the
roof that the greatest effect may be
obtained In adjusting the appearance
Of the structure to meet the demand
for something distinctive or something
new. As rule. when the appearance
Of the house Is the governing factor,
the rpof will be given such form that
very little storage space is possible;
but, If necessary, there is no reason
why the designer cannot produce a
structure of the distinct bungalow type
aid still shape the roof in such man
per that generous attic space is pro
~ided.
The method employed to enlarge the
space above the first floor without de-
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1916-09-28
No WEAKNESS AT THE END
clancy's Comment on Old Friends
cIearness Of Intellect Apparent
ly a True One.

A local architect is sponsor for the
following Irish anecdote:
Pat was reported lying at deaths
loor, so Clancy and McManigan de-
.ermined to call upon him and do
what they could to ease his last mo-
ments. Arriving at Pats domicile,
they We're admitted by the sick mans
weeping wife and conducted to the
chamber of the not-far-off death.
Pat looked very bad indeed, and his
friends hardly knew whether they had
come In time or not. But the near
dead man rose up as they neared the
bed. One grizzled hand pointed floor
ward at the bedside and In q weak
whisper the sick man babe his friends
hand him that which he sought. They
looked underneath and found jug,
which Pat joyfully clasped to his
breast.
81 want" says he, "fer you, me
friends, to take last bit of swlg
with me-"
Acquiescing, Clancy grasped the jug
and removed the stopper. He placed
his nose to the opening, smile cross
ing his rugged countenance. Before
drinking, however, he turned to Nc
Manigan. "Sure and he's sinsible to
the viry ind" said he, nodding sagely.
Columbus Dispatch.