The Redwood gazette. [volume] (Redwood Falls, Minn.) 1873-1940, 1916-04-26
THE REDWOOD GAZETTE, REDWOOD FALLS MINI.

Our idea of man who ought to have
his utterances censored is the man who
turns to another look at twenty
inch-from -the-foor skirt and then SAYS,
"Some body should get her ruffle.''
Max Johnson didn't like our plea against
the future moralizing on the Water
Smith case. Max is just one Of the chaps
whom we suspected would slip into the
coat and then growl because it fit bit too
| tightly for comfort.
"They's been heap O. rain,
But the suns out today,
And the clouds of the wet spell
Is al cleared away,
And the woods is all the greener, and the
grass is greener still;
It may rain again tomorry, but don't
think it will
"Lindbergh should take the rest cure for
about fifty years-Lake Wilson Plot.
The Gazette is rather curious to know
what the Pilot would recommend for Chas
after the fifty years have passed.-Red
wood Falls Gazette.
Make him read his own magazine for
year.-Lake Wilson Pilot.
Bob Forest, can't you have heart?
Here we have Leavitt Corning punning
abominably in the last issue Of the Razoo,
about rats in ladies' hair. If Leavitt would
eXpend half as much effort in getting his
education up to the present moment as he
does in trying to say smarty things about
folks that never hurt him none, he'd ben
eft the world much more greatly. 1--WE
aim to be forceful even if we aren't gram
matica.)
We really wish some of these moth ors
and nurse girls who grasp two-year-old,
or Whereabouts, firmly by the hand, ans
then make it trot around town at grown
up pace, for an hour or so, could just once
have the experience Of having one arm
hauled up above the head height, and then
forced to take the stride of a Ford car.
The experience might teach them some
thing of everyday humaneness.
Every loyal Minnesotan will stand by
Governor Burnquist on his clean-up-day
proclamation as we'll as at election time
To anyone greatly in need of fishing bait
The Gazette wishes to state that it knows
where there are hundreds Of luscious
worms, good fat ones. We've got the bait,
and the unspaded garden plot-if you
have the spade-and the inclination.
Frank Kellogg is no doubt the brainiest
man thus far in the field for y. S. senator,
and if Senator Clapp decides to keep out Of
the race, Kellogg stands good chance to
win-Sam Gordon.
Clapp doesn't matter, Sam, when kel-
logg has the country press, headed by you
and Bob Dunn and a few other statesmen
who|know whereof they speak, on his side
Governor Burnouist is coming out t.
Morton on the night train June 10, make
speech to the old settlers Of Renvile
county and return to St. Paul on the
night train June &c. Think of it. tvs
night trips on the NJ. & St. L. just to graf
ify peoples desire to listen to a common
sense speech such as the Governor always
makes If every man in Renville Colnty
doesn't vote for him next November, they
are indeed an ungrateful bunch.
Frank Eddy in talking to the Branerd
Commercial Cub recently gave expression
to the philosophy of business that is sure
of definite and desired results. He SAID
that the things needful for success are:
"You must have the goods; you must ad-
vertise; you must advertise some more;
more advertising is needed.'-Ex.
One would almost suspect Frank OF haV-
ing aspirations to become newspaper
man some day.
"Why is it that few girls take an inter-
est in suffrage until after they are thirty
we are impertent.y asked. Probably be-
cause the average girl needs thirty years
to teach her she has other responslblll,
ties and other problems beside those of