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Washington standard. [volume] (Olympia, Wash. Territory) 1860-1921, 1916-01-21
BRIGHT BRIEFS.

Inventors Of excuses seldom require
the assistance Of ii patent attorney.
IL 1t takes two to make quarrel II
also takes both sides to keep the peace
A good many fellows can grasp an
idea without being able to hang Oh
to 1t.
1t Is better to lose than have the
fruits Of victory leave a bad taste In
ones mouth.
Some folks are SO used to looking for
trouble they don't recognize Joy when
they meet 1t
Europe has long been noted for cheap
ness. Now she has made human life
the cheapest thing.
Even Norway has borrowed $5,O00,-
600 in New York. Pretty soon every
body will be owing us.
Occasionally the charity that begins
1t home never gets through warming
its shins at the radiator.
Nearly all Of US do without things
We actually need in order to be able
to afford luxury now and then.
Prince Firman Firma is the new
Persian premier There should be moth.
ing unstable about his government.
Under present conditions Europe sees
nothing paradoxical in the simultane-
Gus promotion Of war loan and q
moratorium.
A German has invented an instru
ment which measures the n-millionth
Of Q second The trouble is that after
It II measured II is too much Of back
number to be useful.
Washington standard. [volume] (Olympia, Wash. Territory) 1860-1921, 1916-01-21
IN THE SUPERIOR COURT OF THE
State Of Warrington for Thurston

IN THE SUPERIOR COURT OF THE
State Of Warrington for Thurston
County.
In re Estate Of John Twohy. deceased.
No. 2013.
Notice to Creditors.
Public notice II hereby given to all
persons holding claims against the
estate OF John Twohy. deceased, to pre-
sent the said claims to Charles Winslow.
administrator, at the once Of Geo. H.
Funk, attorney. Funk-volland building.
within a period Of one year from the
date Of the FIRST publication hereof.
Said claims to be supported by suitable
vouchers. And in the event Of the
failure to so present the same within
said period Of one year, they will be
forever barred.
Date OF hrst publication December
CHARLES wINSLOw,
Administrator Of the Estate of John
Twohy, Deceased. 12-5-5
Washington standard. [volume] (Olympia, Wash. Territory) 1860-1921, 1916-01-21

If man had chance to get &c.,
600 week for minding his own bust
ness he wouldn't hold the job more
than q few hours.
The more clothes a woman has the
more pleasure she gets out of COM
planning that she has nothing to wear.
Before marriage he does all the
talking. But it is different after
marriage.
We blame heredity for our fail
ures. but never for our successes.
When some men are clothed with
authority. the authority fits them
like a two-dollar seersucker suit fits
a fat man after he has worn it out in
the rain,
Even the man who expects the un-
expected is often disappointed.
Disappointment and remorse are
about all you get out of making a
night of it. After you have used up
all the paint you could buy and Dor
row, the town dosn't look a bit red
to other people.
Women wouldn't be so militant and
Independent if they only realized that
their helplessness helps them more
than anything else.
In some families if father stays
home all evening and doesn't act like
a fish out of water. mother gets wor-
ried and wonders whether she should
call up the doctor or the probate
Judge.
When a princess is with other girls
she isn't very careful with her gram
mar and me and her" is good
enough. But when she is with fell
low she has to put on dog with her
grammar and she says II and her"
If 10-cent stranger fatters
woman, she knows it is gospel truth.
But if her husband flatters her. she
knows it is plain bull.
If the prohibitionists keep on
issuing bulletins denouncing poor old
demon rum they may yet issue
statement that there are germs in
alcohol.
Washington standard. [volume] (Olympia, Wash. Territory) 1860-1921, 1916-01-21
City
Legal Notices
CITY TREAsURER's WARRANT CALL

Notice is hereby given, That all war;
rants Of the City of Olympia issued on
the General Fund from No. GAS up to
and including warrant No. 966, issued
March 18TH 1915, are hereby called. and
no interest will be allowed after this
date.
Iona SMITH,
City Treasurer.
Published January IA. 1915.
Washington standard. [volume] (Olympia, Wash. Territory) 1860-1921, 1916-01-21
ORDINANCE NO. 1883.

AN ORDINANCE APPROVING AND
confirming the assessment and
assessment roll OF Local Improve
ment District No. EOS for the i'm
provement of Sherman Avenue on the
west side thereof between Jackson
Washington standard. [volume] (Olympia, Wash. Territory) 1860-1921, 1916-01-21
Jesse T. Mills
MORRIS TO ADDRESS CLASS.
Chief Justice 70 Talk to 1916 Gradu.
ates OF University Of Washington.

Chief Justice George e. Morris,
of the state supreme court, will de-
liver the commencement address
when the class of 1915 Of the Uni
versity of Washington receives its
diplomas next June. Announcement
Of his acceptance of the invitation of
President Suzzallo has been made by
Prof. O. H. Richardson, who has
charge Of the exercises.
DR.. Suzzallo will preach the bac-
calaureate sermon himself, establish
ing a precedent that is common to
the great colleges and universities of
the country.
Washington standard. [volume] (Olympia, Wash. Territory) 1860-1921, 1916-01-21

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Washington standard. [volume] (Olympia, Wash. Territory) 1860-1921, 1916-01-21
County
Legal Notices

IN THE SUPERIOR COURT OF THE
state Of Washington. IN and for the
Willard Lemon. plaintiff. vs. Everett \
Wickline, defendant. Ne. 614G.
summons.
state Of Washington II the sa ia
Everett \. Wickline. defendant.
You are hereby summoned to arpcar
within sixty days after the first puhli-
cation Of this summons. towit. within
sixty DAYS after the 24th dav of Deem
Der, 1915, and defend the above entitled
action in the above entitled court and
answer the complaint of the plaintiff
and serve a copy Of your answer upon
the undersigned attorneys for plaintf
at their office below stated and in case
or your failure 50 to do judgment VIII
be rendered against You according to
the demand of the complaint, which has
been filed with the Clerk of the above
entitled court
This is an action brought by the
plaintiff against you upon a pTomisSorN
note, executed by you to the plaintiff
on the 9Th day Of November. 1911, for
1850. due six months after date and
upon which none of the principal or in
terest has been paid. and to subject by
means of attachment by writ of gar
nishment all of your interest in The
American Electric Change maker COM
pany. a corporation of Seattle. Wash
tngton, and all of your shares of stock
therein to the payment of the said
promissory. note, and the judgment to
be obtained thereupon.
TROY Il STURDENANT.
Attorneys for Plaintiff.
Rooms 205- 207-2oS Olympia Nation
al Bank Building, Olympia. Washing
ton. 12-4-1
IN THE SUPERIOR COURT OF THE
State of Washington, in and for the
County of Thurston.
In re the Estate of Michael Sheehan.
an incompetent person. No. 1887.
Notice Of Intention of Guardian to
Resign.
Notice Is hereby given That the I'M
dersigned guardian of the above named
incompetent intends to resign as guar
dian herein and has applied to the
above entitled court to resign his let
tiers OF guardianship and that the court
has set the cath day of January, 1916,
in the court room Of the court house OF
Thurston county, Washington, at Olym
pia. at the hour of o'clock p. M, De-
partment No. / of said court as the
time and place for the hearing of said
resignation and the settlement of the
accounts of the undersigned guardian.
J. p. MCMAHON, Guardian.
12-2-7
Washington standard. [volume] (Olympia, Wash. Territory) 1860-1921, 1916-01-21

IN THE SUPERIOR Court OF THE
State of Washington. III and for the
t-nppfN ~ Tb,trStar
Washington standard. [volume] (Olympia, Wash. Territory) 1860-1921, 1916-01-21

IN THE SUPERIOR COURT OF THE
State OF Washington. in and for the
County of Thurston.
In re the Estate of Michael Sheehan,
an incompetent person. No 1887.
Notice Of Intention of Guardian to
Washington standard. [volume] (Olympia, Wash. Territory) 1860-1921, 1916-01-21

If a 10-cent stranger flatters a
woman, she knows it is gospel truth.
But if her husband flatters her. she
knows it is plain bull.
Washington standard. [volume] (Olympia, Wash. Territory) 1860-1921, 1916-01-21

If the prohibitionists keep on
issuing bulletins denouncing poor old
demon rum they may yet issue a
statement that there are germs in
alcohol.
The herald and news. [volume] (Newberry S.C.) 1903-1937, 1916-04-21

discriminate warfare against vessels
of commerce by the use Of submarines,
Notwithstanding the now demonstrated
impossiblity of conducting that war
fare in accordance with what the gov
ernme3t of the United States must
consider the sacred and indisputa BIZ
rules of international la wand the uEi-
versalIy recognized dictates OF hu-
manity, the government Of the United
States is at last forced to the conclu~
sion that there is but one course 1t
can pursue; and that u:less the i'm
rerial German government should now
Immediately declare and effect an
abando ment of its present methods of
warfare against passenger and freight
carrying vessels. this government can
have no choice but to sever diplo-
?,qric relate. With the government
of the German empire altogether.
This decision I have arrj' ed at
with he keenest regret; the possi5il-
itv of the action contemplated I am
sure all thoughtful Americans will
look forward to With unaffected re-
luctance. But we can e:ot forget tIla,
we are in some sort and by the force
Of circumstances the responsible
spokesman Of the rights OF humanity
and that we can not remain slle3t
while these rights seem in process OF
being swept utterly away IN the maeI-
strom of this terrible war. We owe II
to a due regard for our own rights as
y nation; to our sense Of duty as
representative of the rights OF @eu-
trails the world over and to just con-
certion of the rights OF mankind. to
take this stand now with the utmost
so!emnity and frmness.
81 have taken it. a'd taken II IN the
confidence that it will meet with your
approval and support All sober
minded men must unite in hoping that
the imperial German government
which as il other circumstances stood
as the champion of all that We are'
now contending for in the interest OF
humanity. may recognize the justice o.
our demands and meet them IN the
snirit in which they are made.
The herald and news. [volume] (Newberry S.C.) 1903-1937, 1916-04-21
EVERYBODY BOOST NOW
FOR THE CHAUTACQCA
The Big Tent VIII be Spread in the
Park-0nly Six Days-Secure
Your Season fleets.

The euarantors of the Chautauqua
held a meeti Friday afternoon
Which was we'll attended AID mucn
interest and enthusiasm manifested.
This is a laudible undertaking oA the
part of number of Newberry S most
n;blic spirited citizens and the peo-
rle generally should show their ap-
preciation ~ very liberal patron
age.
A large tent will be erected on the
South end of the park on College
street which Will be ample to accom-
modate comfortable every one Who
attends the lectures. concerts, etc.
this is we'll chosen location as 1t
is. easily accessible from all parts OF
the city. There will be changes IN
hours of sessions to suit local condl-
tions as follows:
HOO A. M.-Monday, one hour
lecture.
$3.50 p. M.-Music.
400 P. M.-Lecture.
80 P. NJ. Children work.
500 P. M.-Music.
8:45 p M.-Entertainment.
Julia Claussen Program, s p NJ
sharp.
The following information about
season tickets is given to avoid mis-
understanding and confusion: Adult
! season tickets will cost $3.50. which
will be good for all the sessions OF the
week: child's season tickets Will cost
Is125 and admits to all sessions; SUI
dents season tickets, $1.23, good lot
students of high school and NeWoerrE
college and admits to all sessions. "A
ticket is non-transferable except IN
owners family. family consisting OF
Darents children. a..d dependents. A
child may attend sessions o" an
adult ticket but adult cannot use chill
dren's tickets. nor two children use
in chi,drens work or entering for
the pageant on bird masque night
must have $1.25 children's
season ticket-a pare@t ticket will not
admit a child to these features.
Single admissions range from 25c,
Sac and SOC to 81 on grand opera
night ro buy your tickets for each
session would make total expense
O: about S. hence it is seen that
The herald and news. [volume] (Newberry S.C.) 1903-1937, 1916-04-21

but all over the map. This is big
undertaking by we'll meaning citizens
and should have AID must have the
unstinted support of every loyal New
berrian. Open your mouth and boost
the Chautauqua.
The herald and news. [volume] (Newberry S.C.) 1903-1937, 1916-04-21
Easter Cantata.

The beautiful cantata, Victory by
Peace, the story of Easter in song was
rendered by a large choir at Centarl
Methodist church last night, (Thurs-
day..
The herald and news. [volume] (Newberry S.C.) 1903-1937, 1916-04-21

great <avi"g is effected by buying a
season ticket which will admit to all
OF the sessions and even if you attend
only few of them it is cheaper to
have season ticket.
Get season tickets because they are
cheaper and more valuable to yoIr
family and help the guarantors to
make good the guarantee. Let the
world now that there is no yellow
streak in Newberry blood and that
the old town is not only On the map
The herald and news. [volume] (Newberry S.C.) 1903-1937, 1916-04-21
Newberry Con1mandery
No. 6, Knights Ten1plar

NO. o. A1lgEtS 4eHIptC
hold public service in the Opera House on Sunday aften
$50 O'Clock The public cordially invited attend these servi
lie following program Will be rendered.
Prelude
Hymn.
ali standing)
All hail the power OF Jesus name!
Let angels PROSTATE al;
Bring forth the royal dadem
10 Him Lord of all.
Crown Him. We martyrs Of your God
Who from His altar call
EXtOl the of eSSes rod,
And Him Lord of all.
Let every kindred every tribe,
On this terrestrial ball.
10 Him all majesty ascrbe,
And crown Him Lord OF all.
Invocaton-Lord's Prayer.
The Palms LES Rameaux -Faure. Miss Pauline Glider.
Responsive Scripture Reading
Matt 2S
MTNIsTER-In the end OF the Sabbath began dawn
toward the first day OF the week
CoNGREGAoN-Cane Mary Magdalene and the other Mary
the scpulchre.
MrNIsrERAn behold there great earthquake; for the
angel of the Lord descended from heaven.
CoNGREGAr1oNAnd and rolled back the from the
door, and upon it.
MlN1srER-EIs connance like lightning. and his raiment
white
CoNGREGAT1oN-nd for of him keepers did shake,
and became dead men.
A1HsrERAnd the angel answered and said unto the
Fear We: for know that ye seek Jesus, which was
crucihed.
CoxcREcAr1oS-e is not here for he is ren he said
Come the place where the Lord Law.
AINIsTER-And 60 quickly and tell his disciples that he
risen from the dead
oNGREGAT1oxAnd behold he soet before yo into Galee
there shall yc see him; TO- I have told you.
MINsTER-Ad they departed quickly from the sepuchre with
fear and great joy;
CoNGREGNToS-And did run to bring his disciples word
M1NsTER-And they tell his disciples, behold Jesus
met them SAYING All hail
ATON-Ald they and held him by the tee and
worshped him.
'11NIsTER-Then said Jesus unto them,
CoNGREGAToS-Be afraid go tell my brethren that they
go into Gailee, and there shall they see me-
Anthem, Lest We Forget"-Kiping- -DeKoven-Chor
Reading, Through Death to Le"-Mrs T. P. Johnson
Ser1non-Sir John Henry Harms, D. D.. Prelate.
Hymn.
(AlI standing).
Onward Christian soldiers marching to war,
With the cross Of Jesus, going on before.
Christ. the Royal Master leads against the foe;
Forward into battle, see His banners go.
Onward. Christian soldiers marching as to war,
With the of Jesus, going on before
Like mighty army moves the Church Of God;
Brothers, we are treading where the saints have trod
We are not divided, all one body We
One in hope and doctrine, in charity.
1t the name Of Jesus Satans host doth flee;
On then Christian soldiers, to victory!
FTelI's foundations qrivcr the shout Of praise;
Brothers, lift your voices: loud your anthems raise
BcncIiction
Mrs S. ]. Derrick
Miss Carolyn Caldwell
Miss Margaret Burton
Miss Carolyn Cromer
Sir B. L. Dorrity
Mr. Lander Whitaker
DR.. !. B. Settler
Mr.. Gus Fouseal
Soo;s-AIiss Pauline Glider
Nolnist-AIr. Earle Iipp
Pianist-AIi>s Maize Dominck.
The herald and news. [volume] (Newberry S.C.) 1903-1937, 1916-04-21

Will hold public the House Sunday afternoon
$50 o'clock The public cordially invited attend these services
The following program Will be rendered:
White Pine news weekly mining review. [volume] (East Ely, Nev.) 1910-1920, 1916-04-02

Fact of the matter is. Marley, that
unless you completed that consolida-
ton with Sledge at the expiration of
three years he can make you tear up
your rolling stock and other trash
Did you CONSOLIDATED"
No laughed Marley, and for a mo-
ment Walters professionally hoped that
he had been mentally unbalanced by
the news. mo. Walters" Marley
chuckled when he had succeeded In
controlling his voice: II didn't CONSOLE
date. | sold out"
ION the level?" queried Walters In
cr%edulously. ITO whom? How much ?
Did you gel the cash?"
II got the cash. but that's all I'll
answer" laughed Marley. ~ might
reveal somebody else's secrets II
told you more" and despite the plead
Ing of Walters he refused to make an
other statement.
He turned from the telephone, still
~chuckling. but suddenly noticed that
his hand was trembling as II It had
been palsied. His body seemed to
have realized before his mind the over
whelming disaster which he had es-
capped.
Why. II be had not sold out at the
exact minute he did his stock today
would be worse than worthless. The
entire company would o bring more
than the junk heap value of its worn
out equipment. He could not have met
the mortgage on his house. he could
not have paid a dollar of his debts, he
would have been left without a penny.
and he would have dragged down into
bankruptcy hundreds OF poor families
like Henry Peters. who had their all
invested In his enterprise. True, they
were ruined anyhow or would be, but
he had a %curiously immoral sense that,
by stepping out from under before the
crash came and by being no longer at
the head of the doomed company, he
was passing along the moral RESPONSE
bility Of their downfall to the up state
syndicate and to Sledge. Thank God,
he was safe.
Again his bell rang.
"MarleyY' querled a tense person.
Yes" he acknowledged. trying to
place the voice as that OF some news
paper man of his acquaintance and
feeling again that comfortable sense of
escape.
This Is Goldman" rasped the voice.
Say. Marley. we're In a pickle"
whats the matter?" inquired Mar
ley, watching his right hand curiously.
1t wabbled spasmodically where it lay
on the table. and he seemed to have
no control over It.
Firm revoked my authority to act
two days g Just got their notifica
tion.'
"Yes?" queried Marley, with a
strange inability quite to grasp the
meaning of this.
We'll" went on Goldman. I'm send
ing out your stock by a messenger boy
You may as well tear up that check.
It's no good"
White Pine news weekly mining review. [volume] (East Ely, Nev.) 1910-1920, 1916-04-02

boy bodily, avoided the pile driver el-
bow, grabbed Sledge around the neck
with his steel-like left wrist and with
his right fist poked him In the jaw.
Sledge shook his head and spluttered
as he would In a shower bath, but
never let go of Molly's wrist and plod-
ded or toward the front door, trying
to force Off the clutch OF the tall young
minister with his mighty left arm.
The minister. whose heart was par
ticularly In his work because this was
the first opportunity he had v en-
joyed to wallop a man in a righteous
cause. industriously slammed Sledge
on his other jaw. and the smack was
like a kiss at a country dance.
Tommy Reeler, who had been clear
ing the legs of the limp butler out of
the path of progress, now sprang on
the minister's back and pinioned his
busy arms from behind. while Sledge
White Pine news weekly mining review. [volume] (East Ely, Nev.) 1910-1920, 1916-04-02

sic, you come down with me. Ill send
up Mr.. Marley, and when he and Mol
~ start downstairs you're to play the
wedding march. while | back Bert up
under the chandelier. Now. everybody
to their posts
She flew down the stairs and bur-
ried back to the den. A moment later
they heard a shrek. aud. running to
the den. they found Frank Marley
sprawled on the floor with Coldman's
check crumpled in his nerveless 6n-
gers.