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TaÌˆgliches Cincinnatier volksblatt. [volume] (Cincinnati [Ohio]) 1885-1919, 1916-05-18
amfruf an bic beutihen 2ebrer
Der Der. Staaten.
6 incinndti,
BEN 16. Vooember 1863.

y net n II q ~,
BEN 16. Vopember 1868.
1beure 4misbriiber!
Dor unssfdbr 3ipsi Sabren ba6sr
ii6 bic beuif4en 2ebrer unb 2sbrerin,
nen an ben bieiissn Jrsii9uIen burt
freiipillis.H 3ufammentritt gu eiusn
Wersine tonitituirt, ipeIter ben gsgsns
fsitisen SbesnaustauI9 unb bic J5rs
berung bes bsuti6 sngliIhen Sdals
tpeiens gum 3tpede Bat. Dieter 9sr-
ein, Der obne 2(npenbuns irssnS fpsls
der 3tpdnssmittel bisber am 2eben
erbalten ipurbt, 5eisi, obtpobl rerbdlts
nibmdbis nod jung. bod istt fton
bic erfrtuli9iien Spuren isiner Wirts
famteit. Der llnterridt in ben oer>
fhiebenen 2ebrfd6ern. Der bisber rpn
iebem 2sbrer auf eissne Gauii b.trie'
ben ipurbe. ipirb iebt in alien I5hulen
Der Stabt na9 eiuem beitimmtsn
&ebrplan ertbeilt. Die priifungsars
beiten Der S9iilsr aller alaien unb
Sdulen iperpen BON beIonbers ba5il
ernannten apmmittesn burd)geIeben
unb bas Rslultat berislben 3uammtns
seItellt, tpoour6 unter ben 9sbrern eia
res iebsn Oiitrities elm eolsr Wsits
eifer srpa4t III, ii6 bon ben golIegen
anberer Diitriit. IN ibrsn 2eiitunssn
nitt iibertreffsn su loiien. a.ie ;ipei
Wionate fiubei cine aIlsemstns 2ebrers
periammlung itatt, In iuelher niht
bios iibsr bic perThiebensn 3psise bes
llntsrri6tspeisns gsratbung gepIlps
gen. iOnbern audi irssnb Elm 2shrges
senitanb NIT elmer beftimultsn S9iis
lerflaiie prattiid5 bur4senommen
ipirb. I'm iih 10 gsstnieitis burd bic
gema4ten Grfabrungen su bereidsrn
unb fir bas 2ebramt tii9tissr Al mas
hsn. 4uberbem bsratbsn iih bic
beitffen Oberlebrer in monatlihen
WerfaHtmluugsH iiber ben 2ebrplan,
Der In ben perIdiebenen alaiIen bes
folst ipsrbsn iolI, iibsr bic MstbOSe
bes llHierridts unb ifber nnbere bic
beuilfen Gdulen betreffenbe 9esens
itdnbe. 8pet neue btuti1e 2eiebiiher
fir bic unteren &laHen, tpel4e laut
9eI1luB bss S@ulraibs btim geaiane
bes laufsnbsn SduIiahres in ben
G9uisn ,insefiibrt ipurbtn unb Dor
ben friiberen ben srobsn @orsug bas
ben, bab Der 2feftoff sr6btentbsils
bem anidnuunssuntsrri9i entnoms
men in unb BEN eigentIiden Gprdhs
unierri6ts Re4nuus setrassn lpirb,
iinb bic drudt bieier 9erIammlunsen.
2lud III aus bisem 2ebrerpsreins tin
geiepersin berporsegansen. in ipeItem
bic stbiestnitsn neuertn pdbasogii6tn
Gdriften DeuiIdIanbs in 3irtulatiDn
ssIebt iinb.
Bel bisitm Gtrsben Bat iif Ter
Wunf4 seduBert, duh NIT auspdrtis
gen GcItsen In ndbers @srbinbuna su
treten. um bcburtt bas beuifGseng-
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gouIebarb geleudjtuns.

Der Giabtratb III ssnsigi. ben
WiinfGtn Der gsiddftslsute in Der
untern Stdbt fur before Strabenbes
leu6suHg. fog. goulspdrbbeleuhtung.
snissgenSutommsn. Dus srsab iidb IN
Der aeitrissn Gibans bss gelsud-
tnnssz zaOHmiiises. ipObei 6err maul.
len ben werireiern Der 8iirgsrorsdnis
fuiipnef cine bsrdrtiss GrfIdrung ab,
CAB. @leih3siiig srIudie CT ben friibes
ren SiubtnniDdlt uifrsb Bettman I'm
Nuscrbeitung sinsr Droindn3, bic bent
Gtdbtratb Johann unierbreitst ipsrbsn
.lgae.
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Tic eifrioe 9ilege, ipelfe Die oeiit.
ihe gepolferiins Der Staot benz oelit.
iben llnterrid)t BON anfang an 5u.
ibeil peroeii IieB, fonitte nibt umbin,
nlif Die beiitite Sebrerifaft anipor.
iieno trno na9eiferno 5u ipirfen. Sic
par ben ibrer Slilturntiiiion boaiG
ourd)oriungen lino unabbl1iiig be.
miibt, lie 81 erfiiIIen. Gin id)ones Del.
ipiel Der @rfenntniB, onb mir SGInn.
lung imb Organization 5inn 3iel fiif>
ren, iinoen mir IN einen alten 9ofit-
ment aus Dem Sabre 1868, oas ein
aufruf lit al Die eeiitiden 2ebrer oer
Der. Stanten I'M Sntereiie oes 3nicm.
nlenitliebens, I'M 81 ernlitteln, iric
itnrf oas amerifanlide SeutidfBlint
IN ieinen Shulen pertreten lit. 60
fam pon bier aus Der YnftoB 5ilr
9riinbnng oes Sebrerbunos, eincs
Organs, zines 2ebreriemInars iuo
sitnr abbnIten Dclitidpnmerifmiiter
8ekrcrta1e. SiG)erli9 berrihte inter
ser beiitiden Sebrerid]ait unierer
Sfaot IN oamoliger 3eit cine ieltene
eininiitbisfeii IN Der erreifJiine If.
rer bebren 3iele uno 3lpede. 0ieier
einnriitbige @eiit fonnte oen 2ebrern
Don heiIte eeipiB nidts ifaben ,iilS
nieilei6t entipringt er ipieber ols
idDonite 5riidt Der Dem belitNhen In.
terridt aeltenben Subelieier. I'm bic
3utiniit braliht uns oann nift BAH
se Sii icin, tros Der Sbatfade, col,
cine Srauenoereinigimg bier, ein
gScmen's 9ipic Club, in elmer ieiuer
@eriummIiiusen iiingiter 3eit gang
irngcniert Die SSrage erortert bat, pic
Dem oelltid,en llnterrift Der @armis
aemafjt iperoen fonnte.
@ir nlodIten baber benz gluirIf
aus benz Sabre 1868 su aitiulertia'
mem Shioium eupfeblen.
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gInti Granenitimmredlt.

Die gereinisung gegen 5rduens
ftinmrebt label ibre glnbdnser uno
Jreulibe gu bem 8aaipiel dm Sdmss
tag Ra9mittag in RebIdnb 6ieIb elm,
bas gum 9eiten Der 8ereinisung
itattfiubet. Bon heute an tOnneu in
ber aeoItan Office, % Deit @ierte
Strube, @inIoBtarten unb 2Ogen &c.
LIFT peroen.
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@eiterbef6rbnung nad 8sutTdlunb
iibsrssben. Gran Safs fpri9t biermit
alien Damsn ibren 9er3li6iten Ount
aus fir bic offene unO rese SbeiInabs
me am @ertaufe bon Gooieu.
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Mms ben WeriAtsbSfen.
Snitin @rief binterliek ieinen $780,
600 3adlak on ieine adJt ainOer.

3eanette u. 9apis' geriOnal' 'gsadlaf
auf $330,759 nbseidGst. = 3iuei
iueitere, beg WOroes angeflaste
entgeben benz eleftriiden Stubl.-
Gbeideibnnssflasen - SAaoen'
eriatfGlle. = Nadlak-Saden. =
@eridieoenes.
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Tie Ni7Tion Der beutid-amerifaniidjer
2ebruIdaft ,umrbs nid)t aus ben
ansen perloren.

SeIbIi IN ben unrlibigen 3eiten oes
giirgerfrieges ipnroe an Der Gr.
fiianng berieIben eearbeitet. = Gin
sIuirlif aus oem Sabre 1868 5ur
SannnIung unb Organization. =
6oroering oes oeutiden Inter
ridts iuio 5orbsrung BEG 0eiltif.
tbums iparen bic 3iele oes Ginein.
naticr beiitiden 9ebrerpereins. =
Cine 0ubaripenoung ai,f beute. -
Gie beporiteben6e sSubilaumsieier.
= Tic 5eitneriammlling IN Ser
Wsuiitballe lit bel ireiem Gintritt.
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Gic ssorbercitltnaen fir Die SiibcI-
feicr iiiib nit Sorgialt uuo llmiiht
aetreiien lno ueriprehen cin Dem
anIaB ipiiroiges fseit. @roBcs Sn'
tsreIie iuiro Der oifeftIidjen @eriannl-
hung am 5reitns slbeno m Der @l.
iifbaae enteegenaebradt. Die bei frei-
en- gintritt itattfinbct. DDS gubIi.
fun rpirS @eIegetbeit erbaIieu, einem
tauicnSitimntigen Ssinberd)or uno
terrIiilsn 8eoen ,ii Iaiiid,en. DAP Die
@uiifbdlle oil oieiem sIbeno bis sur
iyaFunssm0slittsit befsst iein muB,
iii GhrenpfIiht.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1916-02-10
Prove What Swamp.Root win Do For 70
MAN WEAKEST OF ANIMALS
Only the "ounce of Phosphorus" He
Carries in His Head Gives Him
Vaunted Pre-Eminence.

In proportion to size, man is n of
the weakest animals on the earth. The
muscles of a large-sized oyster will
support a weight of 81 pounds. There
is a crab that will lift 492 times it's
own weight. This is the equivalent
Of an average size mar raising 1880
pounds.
Felix Plateau, a Belgian scientist,
who made many experiments, found
that the strength of a fly which was
able to lift a %matchstick, compared
with a mans supporting with his feet
a beam fourteen feet long and two feet
six inches square.
There is a little bug that can drag
six matches, equivalent to a mans
pulling $50 beams as big as himself.
To measure the strength of insects
Plateau constructed delicate harness
attached to a weighing machine. By
~prodding the insects he made them
move. Then he piled on weight until
they stopped. BY this means he found
that a bee, weight for weight, was 80
times as strong as a horse.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1916-02-10

one who owns the world and all there is in it:
IF you want to hear m Q speak here's your chance Come up to the
capitol with ne now for luncheon. Mary will be there"
Thank you, not this time, senator. We have a tea on hand for the
afternoon. Try to look in on us"
Our home men ire not toadies, but there are always exceptions. And
they happened to be in the car. Every newspaper lost its lure for the
reader masked behind it's pages. Every stoid passenger who had ignored
the mere everyday woman who had given them a n object lesson in unselhsh-
ness became simultaneously soicioussto place his share of the car at the
disposal of the boomingtoned senator and his friend.
Neither paid any attention, thanks be; and that was all there was to
it except that
1t was anly another proof of a now generally accepted fact-that young
women who go out in the world to battle for right of way are acquiring a
protective tenderness for all who are old and hepess-a protective tender
ness which men are throwing aside, and which selfish, homepampered
women and girls never did have, and never will
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1916-02-10
SPECIAL NOTE FOR THE Jury
How Young Lawyer. Since Among the
Most Prominent at the Bar, Belt
tied Evidence Of Witness.

Joseph H. Choate. when a novice at
the practice of the law. was engaged
In defense Of a case. and was told to
trip up the plaintiffs star witness.
who continually insisted. under a
nation, that his mind was above the
ordinary
Now" said Mr.. Choate. suddenly
explain 10 the court why you object
ed to the noise this defendant made"
WELL" replied the Dragging wit
ness, men of brains cannot bear
noise; it disturbed my peace Of mind"
you say it disturbed your peace of
mind? 7" queried the attorney.
YES" answered the witness.
"Your honor" cried the young law
yer, triumphantly. have the jury note
this witness admits having only a
piece of mind."-London Tit-Bits.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1916-02-10

Ever since the discovery of uric acid
in the blood by Scheele, in 1775, and
the bad effect it had upon the body,
scientists and physicians have striven
to rid the tissues and the blood Of
this poison. Because of its over
abundance in the system it causes
backache, pains here and there, rheu-
matism, govt, gravel, neuralgia and
sciatica. 1t was DR.. Pierce who dis
covered a new agent, called "Anuric,"
which will throw out and completely
eradicate this uric acid from the sys-
TEN. "Anuric" is 81 times more po-
tent than Ethid, and consequently you
need no longer fear muscular or ar
ticular rheumatism or govt, or many
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1916-02-10
WHAT IS URIC ACID?


other diseases which are dependent on
an accumulation of uric acid within
the body. Send to DR.. Pierce of the
Invalids' Hotel and Surgical Institute,
Buffalo, N. Y, for q pamphlet on
"Anuric," or send 10 cents for a trial
package of "Anuric" Tablets.
If you feel that tired, WORKOUT feel
ing, backache, neuralgia, OF if your
sleep is disturbed by too frequent
urination, go to your best store and
ask for DR.. Pierce's "Anuric."
DR.. Pierce's reputation is back of
this medicine and you know that his
Pleasant Pellets" for the liver and his
"Favorite Prescription" for the ills Of
women have had a splendid reputation
for the past fifty years.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1916-02-10
Practical Application.

when Josh got home from his edu-
cation" said Farmer Corntossel, "he
started right in instructin' me about
agriculture. So l didn't lose no time
to try him out"
What did you do?"
Sent him out to round up a swarm
of bees"
"Was the experiment successful?"
Some. 1t didn't hurt the bees
none. an KEEP Josh from gettin' in the
way fur most two weeks"
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1916-02-10
Ozark Mothers Used To Be
Afraid To Go To Bed AT Night

good application at night will, in al
most every case, prevent a night at
tack,
But let Mrs. Givan speak for herself
She writes-'T have used Vick's Vap-
Grub on my little girl for Group
| rubbed it on her chest and throat
and it is just splendid, and | wasn't
afraid to go to bed at night"
Mrs. Cave says-"I find vap-O-Rub
the best thing ! have ever used for
colds, sore throat, Group and all kinds
Of skin troubles for children. ! could
not do without It now, as II saves
calling a DOCTOR
The p%enetrative quality Of Vick'B
makes 1t excellent also for infiamma-
lions OF the skin, such as burns.
bruises, feelings, piles and muscular
soreness. In these cases, particularly
in cases Of burns. 1t seems to draw
out the Inflammation and has a de-
Ightfully cooling effect. Three sizes.
25c, soc or s1.0O. The Wick Chemical
Company. Greensboro. N. Q.
WMS@a@lS
~ de Trade NslE
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1916-02-10
Kidney and Bladder Trouble
Causes Great Distress

Il gives me great pleasure TO recon
mend DR.. Kilmer's Swamp Root TO any
one suffering from bladder trouble.
For four years | was troubled BY hem
orrhages from the bladder and was not
able to get any doctor who could help me.
! was in such shape that sleep at night
was impossible on account of distressing
symptoms. While bending over | would
be stricken with such a pain that it was
impossible for me to straighten up. Mr..
Henry, one of our leading druggists, ad-
yised DR.. Kilmer's Swamp-Root; although
] never had any faith in patent medi-
cines, as a last resort | purchased a dol
lar bottle of Swamp Root. noticed a
decided change and after using two bot
ties I was completely cured. 1t seemed
remarkable that | should be cured so
quickly after being i'll 50 long. But
since this took place nearly two. years
ago, | have never been troubled and
would highly advise any one suffering
from the same trouble to at least give
Swamp-Root a trial and l think the re-
suits will be the same as mine.
Yours very truly,
THOMAS A. BENNETT,
Greensburg, Indiana,
Personally appeared before me this
l4th day of February, 1913. Mr.. t. A
Bennett, who subscribed the above state
ment and made oath that the same is
true in substance and in fact.
L. A. BOWER.
Notary Public.
Prove What Swamp-Root viii Do For You
Send ten cents to DR.. Kilmer & Co..
Binghamton, N. Y, for a sample size bot.
tie. 1t will convince anyone. You will
also receive q booklet of valuable infor-
-cutsa- 4aI,a- nlo,,A Az 1.1po,,a ooI Had
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1916-02-10

are diverted and opened. With news stories the department does lot find
it so easy to deal. The solicitors office of the department holds that any
news story advertising a lottery must be barred from the mails. Under the
departments ruling this means any story giving publicity to q lottery. 1t
does not have to be a paid advertisement.
Many news stories of European lotteries have been printed recently the
department says, which approach closely a violation of the law. A story
that mentions the name of a winner or winners of a lottery is held to be
a distinct violation. A story, too, that might be expected to attract such
attention to a lottery that readers would investigate is held to be a violation.
Most of the lotteries being carried on in Europe now are for war bene-
fits. Hospitals, the wounded, soldiers dependents and other wal victims
are aided.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1916-02-10
Now Sleep Soundly Since They Have
Found a Sure Preventive
For Group.

Many mothers, besides those Of
Ozark, Mo, have been afraid to sleep
at night for fear of being awakened
by that dread croupy cough. Mrs. H.
II. Givan and Mrs. j. j. Cave, both Of
Ozark, have found, in common with
many other Missouri mothers, that q
jar of Vap-O-Rub in the house in
sures a good nights sleep.
Vap-O-Rub Is the external treatment
for all forms OF Group or cold troubles,
introduced here from the South last
winter. It Is in salve form and you
just rub it over the throat and chest,
covering with a warm flannel cloth.
The body warmth releases antiseptic
vapors that are inhaled with each
breath, loosening the phlegm, and, In
addition, vick's is absorbed through
and stimulates the skin, relieving the
tightneas and soreness. Group is usu-
ally relieved n hftssu minutes. and .
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1916-02-10

hard proposition, due to the European
war. From the first it was evident
that two dinners must be given, and
so the president undertook to divide
the diplomatic world of Washington
into two camps. each of which would
be harmonious.
First, he put in camp No. 1 the
entente powers, and in camp No. 2 the
central powers. So far, so good. Then,
closing his ears to the whisperings Of
those who ~professed to know the SEN
timent of the neutral countries, Mr..
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1916-02-10

agriculture and the public health service Of the treasury department have
been cooperating in a sanitary survey Of the oyster beds of the Atlantic
coast which has resulted in the closing Of those found to be in any way
polluted. The work of its various agencies has been so thorough that the
government announces that oysters are more sanitary and better than ever
before.
federal government has, OF course, been restricted to oysters entering inter-
state commerce, but by cooperation with various states the good effects Of
the federal work have been extended practically all over the country.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1916-02-10

given publicity in the United States
in two ways, it is said at the post Of
flee department. Individual letters
are written to American citizens in ar
effort to induce them to purchase tick
cts and news stories are circulated of
fabulous sums won.
Letters soliciting clients, if they
fall into the departments hands,
reach their destinations. Some get
through the department if on the out
side they do not present suspicious
onnoouoooo All 4Lo s,,aooo+od 1ottapo
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1916-02-10
RED, ROUGH, SORE HANDS
May Be soothed and Healed by Use
Of cuticura. Trial Free.

Nothing so soothing and healing for
red, rough and irritated hands as Cuti-
cura Soap and Cuticura Ointment.
Soak hands on retiring in hot Cuticura
soapsuds. Dry, and gently anoint hands
with Cuticura Ointment. A one-night
treatment works wonders.
Free sample each by mail with Book.
Address postcard, Cuticura, Dept. L,
Boston. Sold everywhere.-Adv.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1916-02-10
satisfactory Explanation.

Paul Revere had just made his thrill
ing ride.
"But if you had gone in an automo-
bile you could have made better time
than on the horse" suggested a friend.
mot at ALL" replied the hero. 4
would have been stopped every few
minutes while rural constables took
my number"
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1916-02-10
undeserved Punishment.

"Gadsworth is suffering from a psy-
Geological Jag" said the first citizen
OF a dry town.
What do you mean by that?" asked
the second citizen.
HE spent three hours last night in
a vain attempt to locate a quart of
liquor"
"Well?"
And this morning he woke up with
a headache"
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1916-02-10
SUBMARINE RESCUE DEVICE.

One of the recently invented acknowledgements devices is designed to fur
nsh the imprisoned crew a supply of air and also extend q line to the surface
Of the water for facilitating the rising Of the disabled craft
An important part Of the apparatus consists of a conapable box contain
ing an air bag, which. when inflated, rises to the surface, carrying with II q
sviveliointed pipe wiahnswhich is a hose. The air for this lifting chamber
ID taken from the submarine, but as soon rs 1t reaches the surface the pumps
mi the submerged boat may be set at work sucking in oxygen.
"A cord which is tied to- cable attached to one end Of the craft is fastened
to the box BY pulling this up the recuers are able to obtain . heavy
line with which the submarine may be raised. Wires carried BY the box
rescuara
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1916-02-10

Honestly, now, would you fight for
your country if war broke out?"
WELL" answered the thoughtful
NAM maybe l wouldn't fight, on &C
count of gas bombs, liquid fire and
things like that, but l would gladly
sacrifice my business and work night
and day to raise recruits"
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1916-02-10

doing all that it can to increase the
consumption Of this cheapest Of ami
NAL foods.
For a. generation the bureau Of
fisheries of the department of com
merce has made a study of the oyster.
and has revealed details Of its life
history that have made possible its
propagation with increasing success,
and to such an extent that its price
has remained practically the same for
rs years. More recently the bureau
of chemistry of the department of
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1916-02-10
specification Needed.

The CoIonel-Look here, Berrybut-
ton! Are you the COMPOUNDED scoun.
drel that broke into my henhouse the
other night?
Brother Berrybutton-Dunno, sub.
whudder l Is or not, twell you-all spec
iies what night 'twuz.-Judge.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1916-02-10

Wilson took the little bluecovered diplomatic book issued by the state
department and placed in camp No. / the first neutral representative Oh the
list The next he put in the second camp, and alternating thus, he had the
world divided into camps. with the United States standing between.
It was an ingenious though simple plan, and seemed to give assurance
of peace at the festive board. But on second thought the chief executive
gave it up and adopted another. The bel1gerent leaders of each camp were
left as they were, but along with each of these groups the representatives
of all the neutral countries were invited. So peace reigned anyhow, and
the lucky neutras had two dinners instead of one.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1916-02-10

woman dangling at a strap makes a
somewhat distressing show of herself,
a young arose and gave up her
seat.
This act of courtesy aroused no
belated ~gallantry in the man passen-
gers, each of whom read his paper or
looked bluntly satisfied and uncaring,
as, of course, he had a right to do if
he wished.
After a bit a man boarded the car,
saw the girl, cordially shook her free
hand and said to her in the voice Of
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1916-02-10
SUGGESTED hy the Waiter.

Guest-Waiter, l wish you'd let me
have a knife that's sharp enough to
cut this steak.
Waiter-Sorry, sir, but we don't
keep our knives sharp. Maybe you
could use the steak as a strop, sir.
and sharpen your knife up a bit.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1916-02-10
VIM He Was There,

How do you happen to be in
PRISON."
st is the result of an accident"
"You ran over someone with your
auto?"
mo, ma'am; l fell over a chair and
walked up the owner of the house"
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1916-02-10

SOAP is STRONGLY ALKALINE
and constant use will burn out the
scalp. Cleanse the scalp by shampoo
ing with LA Creole" Hair Dressing,
and darken, in the natural way, those
ugly, grizzly hairs. Price. $1.0O.-Adv.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1916-02-10

IMITATION IS sINcEREST FLATTERY
but like counterfeit money the lmita-
ton has not the worth of the original.
Insist on La Creole" Hair Dressing
it's the original. Darkens your hair in
the natural way, but contains no dye.
Price $1.00.-Adv,
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1916-02-10

Miss Flip-Why are they obiecting
to this munitions business?
Miss Elite (vaguely)-I guess it is
because it is some sort of a shell
game.