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New Iberia enterprise and independent observer. (New Iberia, La.) 1902-1944, 1916-08-26
CALOMEL SAuvATES
'i iiD MAKES 8SS Y0G SICK
Acts like dynamite on q sluggish
liver and you lose q
days work.

There's no reason why q person should
take sickening, salivating calomel when
so cents buys q large bottle of Dodson's
Liver Tone-a perfect substitute for cal.
omel.
It is a pleasant, vegetable liquid which
will start your liver just az surely as
calomel, but it doesn't make you sick and
can not salivate.
Children and grown folks can take
Dodson's Liver Tone, because it is per.
fectly harmless.
Calomel is . dangerous drug It is
mercury and attacks your bones. Take
. dose Of nasty calomel today and you
win feel weak, sick and nauseated to-
morrow. Don't lose days work. Take
. spoonful Of Dodson's Liver Tone in
stead and you win wake up feeling great.
No more biliousness, constipation, slug-
gishness, headache, coated tongue or sour
sto1aeh. Year druggist says Il yen
doat 1nd Do11enie Ivse To1e go H.
- e. hesRi1h 1alonol ysr nan0 :
New Iberia enterprise and independent observer. (New Iberia, La.) 1902-1944, 1916-08-26
Estorge Drug Company
TO-DAY AND TOMORROW.

In every town and communit,
there are two classes Of youne
boys, and possibly our town is n,
exception to the rule.
The gilded and pampere(
youth looks with disdain upon the
boy who starts life in an humble
capacity and picks up few
nickels by running errands and
selling papers and polishing
shoes.
Yet few years hence the
newsboy or bootblack may be the
head of some great commercial
enterprise, and the pampered
youth may be filling a fifteen dol
lar a week clerkship in his en-
ploy.
The same may be said of young
girls, and even Of some who are
not SO young. Caste estranges the
well to do from the poor and
needy, and the cold shoulder is
substituted for the helping hand.
Years hence. though, the needy
girl may be the wife of one of the
greatest men of the nation, while
the girl of caste is still longing
for most any kind of a man.
Too many Of us preach democ-
racy in public and practice auto
cracy in private life.
We tell others what to do and
get to do the same things our
selves.
We live wholly in today and |
forget that tomorrow will ever |
exist.
And for the follies Of today we
pay dearly in the wears to come.
Honesty. integrity, persever-
ance-these are the real assets of
life, more golden in their value
than all of the caste distinctions
in existence.
Young men and young women
who make the most of their op-
oortunities today never want tor
their hearts desires tomorrow
Elk.
New Iberia enterprise and independent observer. (New Iberia, La.) 1902-1944, 1916-08-26
BACKACHE is DISCOURAGE
ING.
But Not So Bad If You Know
How to Reach the Cause.

Nothing more discouragin.
than a constant backache. Lam,
when YOU awaken, pains pierce
you when you bend or lift. 1t 5
hard to work or to rest Back
ache often indicates bad kidneys
New Iberia people recommend
Doan's Kidney Pills. Read this
case:
Jacob f. Martin, 40 Frere st.,
New iberia, says: 81 had bad
case of lumbago. ! couldn t
straighten up on account of the
sharp pains in the small of nv
back and | couldn't rest well at
night. I often got up in the
morning tired and languid. /
got Doan's Kidney Pills at Tay-
lor's Drug Store, and after TAX
ing a few doses, the pain in my
back began to ease up and | could
rest much better at night.
One box fixed me up in good
shape and | haven't had any
trouble since"
Price SOC at all dealers. Don't
simply ask for a kidney remedy
get Doan's Kidney Pills-the
same that Mr.. Martin had. Eos
ter-Milburn Co., Props, Buffalo,
N. Y.-Adv.
New Iberia enterprise and independent observer. (New Iberia, La.) 1902-1944, 1916-08-26

The mixing of this cake seems
to violate all the traditions, but
results prove that there is wisdom
in the method. 1t is more tender
and moist than the hot-water
sponge cake, hence keeps better
and we find it a more practical
and inexpensive cake. Beat two
eggs very lightly, add one light
cup Of sugar: beat until lemon
colored. Add one cupful of -four
sifted and half teaspoonful Of
baking powder. Add quickly
half cupful of hot milk, one
tablespoonful of melted butter
and fiavoring. One teaspoonful
of vanilla and a half teaspoonful
almond extract is a good mix
ture. Bake in a moderate oven
and frost with any desired frost
ing Or the cake may be split |
and make into a layer cake.
New Iberia enterprise and independent observer. (New Iberia, La.) 1902-1944, 1916-08-26
TIGHTENING EN-.

And now, just as the womer
have succeeded in justifying their
| short skirts on the grounds thai
they re artistic, convenient, com
Portable, healthful and moral, we
learn from trustworthy sources
that skirts are going to be long
again. Most of them, it appears,
are to be brought down within six
inches Of the ground. The ex-
IRENE styles for house and even
ing wear will actually drag, in
the good old wav, brushing up
and floors Of walks that haven t
been otherwise properly swept.
Why this about-face? Good
ness knows. Certainly men can't
get glimmering of a solution for
the mystery.
Some vague, unknown power
called Fashion" has issued it's
omnipotent and inscrutable de-
cree, and that settles it. Skirts
will be longer. And then the
women will be defending them,
just as they have defended short
skirts. on the grounds that they re
convenient, comfortable,
healthful and moral.
Men, of. course. are always sem
sible and consistent about their |
clothes-Alexandria Town Talk.
New Iberia enterprise and independent observer. (New Iberia, La.) 1902-1944, 1916-08-26
When You Have q Cold

Give it attention, avoid expos
ure. be regular and careful q
your diet. also commence taking
DR.. Kings New Discovery. I,
contains Pine-Tar, Antiseptic
Oils and Balsams. Is slightly
laxative. DR.. Kings New Dis.
covery eases your cough, soothes
your throat and bronchial tubes,
checks your cold. starts to clear
your head. In q short time you
know your cold is better. Its the
standard family cough syrup in
use over ~ years. Get a bottle
ut once. Keep it in the house as
a cold insurance. Sold at your
New Iberia enterprise and independent observer. (New Iberia, La.) 1902-1944, 1916-08-26
RICE FOR ARMY RATIONS.

The Southern Pacific Railroad
which has done so much to de-
velop the rice industry of Louis
lana. announces a campaign tc
have rice adopted as a part of the
regular army ration. The won
derful fighting qualities and ply
steal stamina of Jap soldiers is
pointed out and, and. it is al
legged, that the millions of Rus
sian soldiers on their big drive
to the south, have not merely re-
ceived arms and ammunition
from Japan, but are fed largely
upon japanese rice.
New Iberia enterprise and independent observer. (New Iberia, La.) 1902-1944, 1916-08-26
A Summer Laxative and Liver
Regulator

Po-Do-Lax is a liquid laxative
mild and effective. It arouse.
the liver, increases the bile, does
not grippe and acts as general
tonic to the whole system. Aids
nature to clear and purify the
blood-a sa laxative tonic for
summer Po-Do-Lax has no equal.
What was "good enough for my
father is good enough for me-
never applied with more force
that the use of Po-Do-Lax for the
liver. An old time tried remedy.
Get a bottle, take dose tonight
and see how much better you feel.
At all druggists. 3
New Iberia enterprise and independent observer. (New Iberia, La.) 1902-1944, 1916-08-26

A New York Chinaman had the
Shreveport bootlegger beat to a
finish until the suspicious of a
policeman were awakened by dis
covering that John was selling
cucumbers at 81 each. He seized
one OF them, opened it and found
it scooped out and a tin box fitted
in the cavity filled with opium.
The slant-eyed celestial is hard to
beat when it comes to opium
smuggling.-Ex.
New Iberia enterprise and independent observer. (New Iberia, La.) 1902-1944, 1916-08-26
TYPHOID FEVER CAN BE
PREVENTED.
Be Vaccinated Against Typhoid
Fever and Safeguard Your
Health.

Do You come in contact Will
Typhoid Patients2
Do you Live or Travel in the
Country?
Is your home in an unsewered
town or city!
Do you eat food prepared in al
nnscreened kitchen?
Is your food served in an un-
screened dining roomf
DO you drink unboiled water
from an open spring or a surface
well9
You should be vacinnated-Im-
munized-Protected against Ty-
phoid. Free Typhoid Vacinne is
furnished by The Louisiana State
Board of Health. 1t costs about
Five Dollars to be Vaccinated.
The average cost of ease of Ty-
phoid is One Hundred and Sew
cntv-fve Dollars.
$4,000 United States Soldiers
immunized up to july !, 1912. The
typhoid rate dropped from BOB
per thousand in 1909 to OBJ per
thousand in 1912--A reduction of
80 per cent.
81 500 British soldiers immun-
lied in India during 1911. Ty-
phoid incidence in the immunized
IT. per thousand. in those not i'm
munized. e. per thousand-a case
reduction Of Is per cent.
Death rate in immunized OFT
per thousand, not immunized LIS
per th0usand-a mortality reduc-
ton of IS per cent.
270,591 Persons immunized with |
no harmful results.
Be vaccinated by your physi-
clan.
For further information con-
corning immunization against Ty,
phOid Fever address or see your
family physician or Parish or City
Health Officer. or The Louisiana
State Board of Health.
New Iberia enterprise and independent observer. (New Iberia, La.) 1902-1944, 1916-08-26

The ability Of always seeing
the bright side of shining up the
dark one is blessing to the per
son who possesses the power, as
well as to those with whom he has
TO do. It changes our daily
struggle in the performance Of
duty into playing the joyful game
'sof life. Instead of the home be-
ing a place Of grumbling and
Krowling it becomes a place Of
daughter and songs. Wrinkles
will not come so soon upon yorr
lair countenance. To live daily
with sunbeams flowing from the
heart is a trick that may be
learned by everyone with a little
patience, determination and daily
lpractice.-Louisiana Democrat.
New Iberia enterprise and independent observer. (New Iberia, La.) 1902-1944, 1916-08-26

fore, crowding, bad air and dis
ease obtain and continue. The
poor and unfortunate die aud the
well-to-dO fatten on the spoils of
suffering and death.
New Iberia enterprise and independent observer. (New Iberia, La.) 1902-1944, 1916-08-26

Whenever You Need Q General Tonle
Take Groves
The Old Standard Groves Tasteles.
chill Tonic Is equally valuable as :
General Tonic because It contains the
wenknown tonic properties of QUININE
ana IRON. 1tacts on the Liver, Drives
out Malaria, Enriches the Blood and
Builds up the Whole System. 50 cents.
New Iberia enterprise and independent observer. (New Iberia, La.) 1902-1944, 1916-08-26
JUST TRY ONE DOSE of
M a. Wonderful Remedy and
Be Convinced That You Can
Be Restored to Health.

1ayf's Wonderful Remedy has been
1aken BY many thousands Of people
throughout the land. It has brought
.1eelth and happiness to sufferers who
mad despaired Of ever being restored
AAnd who now are urging others who
may be suffering with Stomach, Liver
ond Intestinal Ailments to try it. One
00oe viii convince the most skeptical
sufferer. It acts on the source and
1oumdatton OF these ailments. remov-
ing the poisonous catarrh and bile
nccretions. and allaying the underly.
ing chronic Inflammation. Try one
nose OF 4ayr's Wonderful Remedy
put It to . test today-you will b
0verjoyed with your quick recovery.
0ond for booklet On Stomach Al.
- sc ~ g Geo. II. Aayrs MFG. Chsmiok.
e1Se Yhiting St.. Cl1eaeoI M
- ale By the Eotoree DRUG
~ qther tDlfehle lxu
New Iberia enterprise and independent observer. (New Iberia, La.) 1902-1944, 1916-08-26
FOR SALE
THE
Vincent Plantation

fronting on Grand Maras road, containing
several hundred arpents of land, with VAL
liable improvements, and having imme
date access to two competing de'ricks'
For terms and conditions apply to
WALTER J. BURKE, Agent.
The Ronan pioneer. [volume] (Ronan, Mont.) 1910-1970, 1916-10-27
J. D. Taylor of Ravalli County.
Republican Candidate For
DISTRICT JUDGE

admitted practice law the of Minnesota twelve
last June and have been engaged the active practice
of law that time In 1908 Montana and after
being in Mssoula few months entered partnership with the
late COL Charles NJ Cutced and have been engaged in the
practice at Hamilton Ravall county, since.
Ny intimate acquaintance with legal problems acquired through
holding office attorney of Hamilton and county of
Rava county, together with the endorsement given by the
of home county the last primary election should
your consideration worthy qualified
to hold the office of Judge of our district.
You that there three judges be elected the
district at the coming election all of whom may be elected from
your county,
district comprises the counties of Mssoula Sanders Min
era and Rava know that the people of Mssoua de-
to be ar and will concede that Rava county entitled to
district If in this assumption why should
support the Rava county candidate who received endorse
Of the of Rava at the primary election
August There three candidates from Rava the
and myself Judge McCuloch received 6SS votes Rava county
that entitled the three judges the have
indicated the they DESIRE respectfully solicit
the principles economical impartial and expeditions adj
ministraon Of JUSTICE. d. Taylor Hamilton, Montana
Paid advertisement
The Ronan pioneer. [volume] (Ronan, Mont.) 1910-1970, 1916-10-27

The hour of the Myers meet
Ing has been changed from l
O'Clock in the afternoon to $50
at night, on Nov. 8. is to be
regretted that Senator Myers
date in Roman is the same as that
of the republican candidates on
the county ticket, but this was a
a matter that none of those ar
ranging the dates knew anything
about. 1t isa coincidence pure
and simple and so far as the
Pioneer has been able to learn
there was no intention on either
side of interfering with the other
meeting.
The Ronan pioneer. [volume] (Ronan, Mont.) 1910-1970, 1916-10-27
BIG STORE CELEBRATION OF
BIG CROPS AND PROSPERITY

The Flathead valley is winding
up the harvest of it's greatest
crop of grain. The quality OF
the wheat is unusually uniform
and of high grade; the price is
extremely high, the highest
since the civil war; all other farm
products are on a high and rising
scale of value. The weather has
been ideal for harvest, notwith-
standing the lateness of the sea-
son. Work on the branch of the
N. P. from Dixon is being &C.
tually prosecuted at numerous
points 50 as to hasten as much
as possible its completion. The
large appropriation for the recla-
nation project means activity
for the present and assurance
for the future.
We are entering upon an era
of great prosperity. We have
passed through several years of
struggle and hard times incident
to the early development of every
new country. We are now be-
ginning to reap the reward both
in immediate material returns
and in that hope for the future
which is so necessary to hap
piness.
Alert to the sentiment of the
season and the circumstances,
Stanley Scarce, with his usual
spirit, plans for the afternoon
and evening of next Tuesday a
sort of Harvest Home" cele-
bration at his big store. His hos
pitality will be extended to all,
and an opportunity afforded for
a pleasant social gathering, fol-
lowed by the ever popular dance.
Such an attempt to promote the
neighborly spirit should be en-
couraged by everyone, and this
can best be done by being pres
ent.
The Ronan pioneer. [volume] (Ronan, Mont.) 1910-1970, 1916-10-27

Attorneys Chas. Hills and
Frank Roberts of Missoula, and
w. w. Patterson of Helena.
were in Roman from Tuesday
until last night looking after
cases in the railroad condem-
nation suits. Mr.. Patterson is
attorney for the N. P, Chas.
Hills for Geo. H. West and Rob-
erts for Biggerstaff Bros. The
commission adjourned the hear
ing last night until Tuesday of
next week, when the cases of
George Lindsay, H. w. Larson,
Fife Jensen, James L. Jones
and M. w. Howard will be
heard. Dan Heyfron will rep
resent Mr.. Lindsay, D. N. Mason
and C. F. Rathbone for H. W.
Larson, and C. F. Rathbone for
Jensen, Jones and Howard.
The Ronan pioneer. [volume] (Ronan, Mont.) 1910-1970, 1916-10-27
WILLIE'S LUCK.
Tho Way Some Incidents In His Life
Didn't Happen,

Tho Way Some Incidents In His Life
Didn't Happen.
Mother" said little Willie Jones,
"If there's no work to do
I'd like to join the other boys
And so in swimming too"
There's not bit of work today"
Said Willie's mother. kind.
Its useful to know how to swim,
So go-I do not mind
Father" said Willie to his pa
When he had older grown.
I'D like to smoke and wish that
A brier pipe might own.
And so you SHALL" said Willie's pa.
Proud of his manly son,
And to the store he went to buy
A real expensive one.
Dear folks" said Willie to them all
When he was twenty-three,
II love Marie. and we're engaged
And married soon will be-
I'VE love her So" "She's just the girl!'
1.-THE one for you we'd choose!"
Which goes to prove these lines are false
And writ but to amuse
Clifford Trembly in Puck.
The Ronan pioneer. [volume] (Ronan, Mont.) 1910-1970, 1916-10-27
Polling Chris.

Columbus had returned to Spain.
bringing news of wonderful new lands
across the sea. How much shall l
write on it," queried the maritime re-
porter of the Cadiz Evening Bulletin.
who had brought in the story. Don't
write anything" replied the editor.
Let Columbus pay for his advertis-
ing if he wants any. It's probably a
real estate promotion scheme. New
ark News.
The Ronan pioneer. [volume] (Ronan, Mont.) 1910-1970, 1916-10-27

Mrs. C. w. Swain of St. Paul.
has been visiting at the S. w.
Davis home northwest of Roman.
She has been in the west all
summer and is much pleased
with this beautiful Flathead
country. The SWANS will very
likely return and locate here.
The Ronan pioneer. [volume] (Ronan, Mont.) 1910-1970, 1916-10-27
An "Openinu Chorus."

Sing a song of front seats, tiddles start to
whine,
Four and twenty chorus girls standing in
a line.
sing,
And not a person in the house can un-
derstand thing.
kansas City Journal.
The Ronan pioneer. [volume] (Ronan, Mont.) 1910-1970, 1916-10-27
No Proof at All.

John, dear. hadn't you been drink
ing when you came in last night?"
That's like a woman! Just because
had some little difficulty in getting in.
because l couldn't pronounce a few
words. because l took off my clothes in
the drawing room and wore my silk
hat to bed. why. you rush off to the
conclusion that have been drinking!"'
STRAY Stories.
The Ronan pioneer. [volume] (Ronan, Mont.) 1910-1970, 1916-10-27
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PRACTICAL HEALTH HINT.
Obesity,


/. 1.-THE most common tyne of
!. obesity is merely Il matter of ex-
|. cesSive intake of fuel. coupled :
!. with plain laziness." writes DR.. :
|. Brady in the Chicago Illustrated :
!. World. Let us add that laZiness :
!. means. in this Indictment. lack :
!. of exercise. As rule. the unfor-
!. tunate doesn't know how to play.
!. LAS long as a fat man tor wo- I
!. MANI is still ready to play. even I
+ if he feels that he is making
|. monkey of himself. there is hope.
!. When he reaches the point where
!. he hesitates to get down and
!. roll. to turn somersaults. or at
!. least try valiantly to act the part
! of undignity. he is a fat man for
!. keeps. diet or no diet"
i !. j. !. !. j. !. j. !. !. !. !. !. j.
The Ronan pioneer. [volume] (Ronan, Mont.) 1910-1970, 1916-10-27
Refreshed Already,

The farm hands were taking turns at
the pump for their morning wash. All
scrubbed off except the new man.
'Joe." said the boss. aren't you 60
ing to wash up this morning?"
'Shucksv' was the reply. ut don't
make me dirty to sleep.
The Ronan pioneer. [volume] (Ronan, Mont.) 1910-1970, 1916-10-27

LOST Wednesday evening between
St. lgnatius and Roman, a brown leather
suit case. Finder please leave at John
N. Bailey's office in Roman.
The Ronan pioneer. [volume] (Ronan, Mont.) 1910-1970, 1916-10-27
The Only One.

The ladies try to catch the eye
With hats and dresses new.
The college lad is just as bad
And airs his fashions too.
But. after all, in spring or fall.
This truth remaineth still:
The soldier boys the only guy
That's all dressed up to kill.
Judge
The Ronan pioneer. [volume] (Ronan, Mont.) 1910-1970, 1916-10-27

Barber-Now. my little man. how
would you like your hair cut:
Johnny Just like papas. with
round hole at the top-Philadelphia
Record
The Ronan pioneer. [volume] (Ronan, Mont.) 1910-1970, 1916-10-27
A Remedy,

A Remedy.
when sing get tears in my eyes.
What can l do for this?'
"Stuf cotton in your ears."-Chicago
Tribune.
The Ronan pioneer. [volume] (Ronan, Mont.) 1910-1970, 1916-10-27
For Trade

Small house in Missoula for farm
machinery and live stock on Elathead.
Address JOS. Stecher, Box 1853, Roman.
27-27
The Ronan pioneer. [volume] (Ronan, Mont.) 1910-1970, 1916-10-27

The Kind.
Customer-I can't eat this steak.
Waiter-It must be all right We
had it approved by government in
spector only yesterday.
Customer-Armor plate expert, sup
The Ronan pioneer. [volume] (Ronan, Mont.) 1910-1970, 1916-10-27
His Grievance.

His Grievance.
Said man: i've been wrongly indicted,
And fear that my name will be blicted.
There has been some mistake.
And proceedings I'll take
To see that this great wrong is wricted."
Spokane Review.
The Ronan pioneer. [volume] (Ronan, Mont.) 1910-1970, 1916-10-27
Reverse Treatment

Reverse Treatment.
Not easily pleased
Is the lovely Miss Brown.
When sutton turns up
He is promptly turned down.
Boston Transcript.
The Ronan pioneer. [volume] (Ronan, Mont.) 1910-1970, 1916-10-27

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Evening star., 1916-03-19
BABY SHOES.

Slightly Imperfect Monday Only
Soft-sole Shoes, made of white.
: pink or blue; also combination color
effects. Sizes to 4 years.
Kann's-Second Floor.
Bisbee daily review., 1916-06-09
FOR COUNTY RECORDER.

In another column of this issue will be found the announcement of Ray B. Krebs, for the nomination of the office of County Recorder on the Democratic ticket, subject to the ac- ton of the Democratic voters. NIT. Krebs has been a resident of the county for a number of years. He was first located at Bisbee where he was engaged in the real estate busi- ness with I. w. Wallace. He was later appointed as deputy clerk of the superior court under J. E. James where he served for two years. He resigned to enter the automobile busi- ness in Tombstone. He was candi- date for the same position two years ago and received a very high vote. He has many friends throughout the county wko are now actively at work in his interests.
Bisbee daily review., 1916-06-09
SECOND BATTERY
 REACHES DOUGLAS
Third Is On Way From Lare- do On Special Train. Ar
 izona Guards Busy

DOUGLAS. Ariz.. June S.-Battery F, Sixth Field Artillery. arrived here today from Eagle Pass to reinforce the one battery of the same regiment previously stationed here. Battery E. of the same regiment. and headguar- ters of the second battalion are en route here on a special train from Laredo, Texas. the First Arizona In fantry is being drilled strenuously for several hours each day. thirteen ser geant instructors drawn frfom the regular infantry stationed here having the drilling of the regiment in charge.
Bisbee daily review., 1916-06-09
JOHNSON FOR GOVERNOR.

Vance Johnson, member of the board of supervisors, and James Nal ley, foreman of the Wolverine and prominent resident of Don Luis, were Investigating a bridge in the Bisbee suburb which persists in getting in the road of too much water when it rains, much to the discontinue of the bridge and Don Luis people. A mem Der of the fair sex came along while the two men were Booking over the ground and asked what they were do ing. She was told that MT. Johnson was going to have a bridge built that would stay. Whereupon the fair voter declared: My, wouldn't Mir Johnson make a good governor
Bisbee daily review., 1916-06-09
RETIRING FROM BUSINESS.

The New Art & Hat Store will have to vacate their present quarters on August l and they will have to close out their stock before that day. Their entire stock of millinery will be secri- feed at fifty cents on the dollar, and their art goods at seyenty-five per cent off. The store fixtures, cash register, etc, are for sale at a big bargain. This is aE unusual oppor- tunity to secure the latest in milli- nery at considerably less than their actual cost. Be sure and attend this sale early as at the above prices the goods cannot last long.
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