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The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1916-11-25
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aud hair dressing. are hut sorry sub
stitutes FOR the sterner sex.
As a leveiler Of sexes and classes
the war II doing wonders that Vie with
its horrors for balancing result
Women are coming into their own as
independent wage earners. and "the
colonels lady and Judy O'Grady" are
rubbing elbows In the hospitals and
munition factories, The rich and
titled are working side by side with
the poor and lowly. The pampered
pets have given up their motors so
the poor wounded Tommies may ride,
and after the theater they. too. are
forced often to hotfoot It home to the
ancestral manse. since the haughtics
are no respectors OF either birth or
breeding.
Yes, times are dark and streets are
dark In London. but there are bright
spots. For, though it's Zepps that
make London dark. London makes
light OF zepps, Sometimes they
make them alight. and sometimes
they make light OF them. When
word arrives that Zepps are on tho
way there Is some zest and thrill In
staying up all night and up on n roof
to glimpse huge flaming mass,
/, pointed out by the silver fngers of
the searchlights that falls from tho
sky like a Gargantuan skyrocket set
on by an intrepid young British air
man.
but bringing airships blazing out
Of the clouds and women filling bombs
instead Of nursing bottles. and pc
destrians blundering around Ike
moles In the Stygian streets are but
! commonplace When II comes to
turning all the clocks up an hour !or
summer and now back again an hour
for the winter season, then II does
seem going a bit too far. It's so real
ly unsettling for ones social engage
ments, don't you know. and for tho
lite OF her. Lady Diana can't remem-
Der whether her date with Lord
Percy is at 5 o'clock summer time or
winter time. Verify, tempting Fate
!, Is rs nothing to juggling Time.
The two men whom 1t took to per.
sonally adjust Big Ben's hands across
iis startled face undoubtedly felt the
truth OF this original aphorism. the
like Ct which I always have on tap
| on time.
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1916-11-25
NOTICE

Notice IL hereby given that the un.
dcrxigncd has contracted 10 purchase
the Klamath Falls steam laundry.
Including everything directly per-
tnlning thereto. and that all obliga-
sions on tho part OF said laundry on
and after tho goth day Of November.
1915. will be paid. adjusted and sat
isned by the undersigned. and all
debts. claims and accounts due said
laundry after that date must bc paid
70 and received by tho undersigned,
Bu, aii debts. claims and accounts
due said laundry prior TO said goth
day OF November. 1915. must bc paid
10 and received by u. u. Campbell.
who has heretofore conducted such
laundry and the business thereof.
Dated this 30th day OF November.
1915.
ai.st. o. W. ROBERTSON.
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1916-11-25
MEAT INJURIOUS
TO THE KIDNEYS
TAKE A rAsL gsPooNFUL OF
SALTS iF BACK HURTS on
BLADDER rRoUelgs

We are nation Of meat eaters and
our blood Is filled with uric acid. says
well known authority. who warns M
to be constantly on guard against KID
ney trouble.
Tho kidneys do their utmost to free
the blood OF this Irritating acid. but
become weak from the overwork: they
get sluggish: the climlnative tissues
clog and thus the waste In retained In
the blood to poison tho entire systsm.
When your kidneys ache and feel
like Jumps OF lead. and you have sting
Ing pains in the back or tho urine ID
cloudy. full Of sediment. or tho bladder
is irritable. obliging you to sock relief
during the night: when you have %
we're headaches. nervous and disxy
spells. sieeplessncss. acid stomach OF
rheumatism in bad weather. get from
your pharmacist about four ounces
OF Jad Salts: take tablespoonful In 4
glass OF water before breakfast each
morning and In u few days your kid
neys will act fine. This famous salti
Is made from the acid Of grapes and
lemon juice. combined with lithia. and
has been used for generations to dush
and stimulate clogged kidneys. 70 nsu
tralixe the acids In urine 20 It 10 nc
longer source OF irritation. thus end
Ing urinary and bladder disorders.
Jad Salts Ia inexpensive and cannot
injure: makes q delightful efIervesesn'
lithla water drink. and nobody car
make a mistake by taking . little oc
casionally to keep the kidneys clear
and active.-Adv.
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1916-11-25

gagged In operating farms owned
by them. under which circumstances
they would not be able 10 take sd-
vantage Of the rural credits amsnd'
m~nt, limited - Il 10 70 thoss actively
engaged In ownins aud operating
their farms. In the second place.
money rates for mortgage loans VIII
surely drop In the face OF federal ana
state rural credits acts. which VIII
make present MORTGAGES Glow to re-
lease exiating mortgages prior 10
tneir maturity and more quick to rc-
new loans In competition with ths
rural credit rates. At any rate. Do
tween the relief afforded the farmers
by both the state aud federal acts
they are facing a long desired period
In which they will be- accorded bank
ing considerations which have up III
this timc been denied them by the
money lenders Of the world,
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1916-11-25

c10,0C0, or jii.ie more than half
tho total Of present outstanding farm
mortgages In the state.
The annual interest at : per sent on
3iI.6O0.000 OF loans would be $751;
500, a saving Of $522.50O to the far
mers who are now paying s per cent
for the same amount OF mortgage
TeEey.
Il would se.m pr able that the
late amendment ". I'D largely i'
abl, to take care Df existing demand.
f.tm Oregon facicers. IN the ftst
place large percentage OF existing
farm mortgages are very probably
given by men who are not actively en-.
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1916-11-25
OPEN N0SIRjlSl END
4 COLD OR cATARRH

Count nifty. Your cold in head or
catarrh disappears. Your clogged
nostrils will open. the air passages
Of your head will clear and you can
brea-he freely. No more snumng.
hawking. mucous discharge. dryness
or headache; no struggling for for
breath at night.
Get . small bottle Of Ely's Cream
Balm from your druggist and apply
little Of this fragrant artiseptic cream
in your nostrils. It penetrates through
every air passage of the head, sooth.
ing and healing the swollen or in
famed mucous membrane. giving you
instant relief. Head colds and
catarrh yield like agic. Don't stay
stuffed up and miserable. Relief Il
sure.-Adv.
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1916-11-25
LOST AND FOUND

LOST-Seven head of cattle. three
COWS, three calves. one yearling;
branded bar over 81 on left side;
thirteen horses. one and two years
old: branded 81 ON left shoulder. Re-
ward for Information or return OF
same to ranch. p. w. Snyder. Swan
Lake. Phone 11F11. cost
LOST Safety deposit box key No. 10.
Finder notify Herald ONCE. 33-2t'
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1916-11-25
Farmers to Reap Large
Reward BY Rural Credit
Continued from Page !

of the bonds Is to be placed to the
t.eait OF "the rural credits loan fund
and r. to be loaned 10 farmers Who
actually own ana no.:at. their own
land. or wish to do so. nc al annual
interest rate of per cent, and in
sums not less than 5000 nor more
than $1,000 to any one individual.
The loans are to be secured by notes
and mortgages based upon an ap-
praised value OF not to exceed so per
cent OF the land. or not to exceed $50
per acre.
In case loan funds are not available
at any time for all applications pref
erence is to be given to applications
not exceeding $4,000 In amount.
The purposes for which the loans
are to be limited are. first, the pur-
chase OF land; second. the purchase
OF Livestock or other equipment or
for the making Of improvements that
will increase the productivity Of the
land. third. for the satisfaction of
existing encumbrances which have
been incurred for any of the other
purposes. The loans are to run for
not less than 10 nor more than SO
years and are to be repaid by amor
t:zation payments which will satisfy
tire loan and cancel the mortgage,
principal and interest accrued at the
date of its maturity. such loan.
however. may be repaid. in excess Gf
the agreed payments In amounts Of
SEQ or multiples thereof.
1t is further provided that the sur
plus accumulated by the board from
interest and repayments shall be
placed In a fund to be known as the
rural credits reserve fund" which
shall be irreducible. except to pay
possible losses. and which shall bt
used to make loans on the same con.
djtions as those made from the "rural
credits loan fund
| The amendment provides that the
legislature of 1917 slIa.' enact sue!
laws as may be necessary TO provide
machinery for the operations Of the
act. and especially 10 guard against
speculative use nj the moneys Dor
r0wed from the funds. II II provided
however. that IN event the legislature
fails or neglects "a enact such legisla.
tion. the board shall put the amend
inent into effect under rules adopted
by It.
The assessed valuation Of all prop
erty In the state will aggregate about
tss0. .O0o.0 900. according to reported
estimates Of the state tax commits
sion. This sum will permit the u
suancs Of bonds amounting to el7.'
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1916-11-25

COUNTY TREAsURER's NOTICE
| Notice is hereby given. that there
are funds In the County Treasury for
the redemption OF the following
klamath County General Fund War
rants. protested on or before Decem-
hor 1911.
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1916-11-25
MARGARET MASON

Oh! London's topsy-turvy town
They dim the lights when night comes
down:
The theaters but two nights play
And give a daily matinee;
And most the women that you meet
Have all turned workmen In the
street.
The rich walk while the poor ride out.
All! truly things are turned about.
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1916-11-25
NOTICE

klamath Faiia. Nov. -. 1915.
Thcrc are funds on hand for the re-
Of bonds Nos. I. .. ,. Fourth
Sewer Unit. intcrcst ceases from DO.
ccmber I. 1915.
Dated at Klamath Falls. Oregon.
this 2?d day Of November. 1915.
J. W. siEMENS.
22.St City Treasurer.
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1916-11-25

FOR SALE-Snap; paying business;
must cell owing to sickness. Call
at 7l6 Main street. 2S-St
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1916-11-25

LONDON. Nov. 10.--(By maiD--
II you're afraid to 60 home In the
dark these days you'd better not ven.
ture out after tea time in London
these days. or rather nights. You
feel as II you had been transported
back iinto the medieval or. more At
tingiy. the dark ages, when you step
blinking like an owl into the murky,
dimly lighted thoroughfares.
for one am glad that most OF the
theaters give daily matinees and but
two night performances a week. It
is far from cozy thing after the play
to be all alone In London In the dark,
and on the outside Of taxi looking
in. with absolutely no hope Of being
on the inside looking out.
The price Of petrol Is so high and
the chaufYeurs are SO scarce that
takes at nightfall become as neeting
and elusive as bate awing. Taxi
drivers are now known rs "haugh-
ties" SO fastidious and particular
have they become about their fares.
II they size you up and like your
looks. even then you mustn't be too
optimistic. They may not like your
destination, and refuse to take you
after all. Indeed, SO near perfection
do you have to be In appearance and
address that II is really simpler and
safer to begin your walking right
away.
There are not many women driving
takes yet. but they are running ele-
vators acting as conductors On buses,
cleaning streets, working In railway
yards, running delivery wagons and
working in munition factories. 1t is
a curious thing that In all the manual
strenuous and more virile work here
tofore done by the men. the women
now excel. but those trying to replace
the men in the finer. seemingly more
feminine arts OF cooking. tailoring
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1916-11-25
TAX RATIOS FOR
/ STATE ANNOUNCED
STATE TAN COMMISSION FIXES
RATIOS FOR ALL COUNTIES.
RATIO FOR KLAMATH COUNTY
Is SET AT 90.

SALEM, Nov. 25.-The state tax
commission announced Monday that
tax ratios, which will be used as
basis of apportioniny the state tax
and for the distribution of the valua-
ton of public service corporations,
had been definitely fixed for 1916. rs
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1916-11-25
FOR RENT

FOR RENT-Two or three house
keeping rooms In stone building
s. Main st., to permanent tenants
Phone 207J. SS-6t
Evening journal., 1916-01-01
Well Known Composer Has
Had Success in All His
Musical Career

Charles T. Edwards, the well known
musical director will direct win NJ
S. Browns new oratorio. elijah and
the Widow of Zaraphath" in April.
Mr. Edwards conducted the opera,
King Solomon" so successfully that
Mr.. Brown decided then that his fu-
ture works would be under his careful
guidance.
Mr. Edwards has had an interest
ing career and is a musician of excel
lent ability. He was born iIr'7-,olnnd
and came TO this country with his par
ents at the age of eleven years. AS a
boy he possessed a rare soprano voice
and at the age of seven years he
sang in one of the largest choirs in
in England under the direction oil
Professor Wooley. Upon arriving in
this country Mr.. Edwards resumed
his studies of music in Philfd delphia in
its higher branches both instrumental
and vocal. While there he wrote his
first composition at the age of j.
years. Il was a march which he dedi
Gated to the cadets of the Washington
Military School. He came TO Whining
ton at tine age of 22 years and while
chorister of Madeley NJ. Il. Church
composed several choir anthems. Be
ing interested i'm the cornet he Joined
the First Regiment Band showing ex
Evening journal., 1916-01-01
In Milady'S BOud0ir'
at No Expense. ny WIEN 'n@
Copyright 1918, By H. Y. Taft.
Healthy Finger Nails

Of which
TORN the feathers Of birds the claws Of animals and % FMS Of fish Healthy
nails not fiat curved slightly Of light color and smooth
depleted OF the
health.
hygn which should be dis
Judgement
Soied contempt
friends good opinion but they Otter the the cause Of infection
sickness thorough and
perfect condition
nails With metal instrument
Anything the nail causing to become
dcu
soed the under lining has not been injured by
instruments and treatment
For the home manicure the following instruments are necessary
thin flexible he and stick
polher
considered
While the nails
bath until after the filing
side
straight smooth line leaving
skin thick cucle will cling
afterwards removed with the beveng
shaping, o course depends upon personal taste
Evening journal., 1916-01-01

cellent ability there and was given
the first chair as soloist. For the last
ten years he has directed the Henry
and Young Band at Shellpot Park and
Brandywine Springs showing great
ability as a director of overtures and
other difficult selections.
His compositions in the band line
are many. Patsy" an Irish intermez.
20, being his most popular This
composition was played by the fam
GUS Sousa's Band. Mr. Edwards has a
letter from Mr.. Sousa complimenting
him on this work
Mr. Edwards is of the firm of Brown
and Edwards. music publishers. He
has written many anthems which
have become popular, being sung in
many of the churches throughout the
United States. Will n. S. Brown, his
partner. has been an inspiration to
him with words of encouragement and
with many musical pointers which
have been a wonderful help In his
musical studies.
The rehearsals of the new oratorio
which were discontinued during the
holidays will be resumed on Tuesday
evening. January in Delaware Ave.
nue. Baptist Church. Mr.. Edwards
wishes all the members of the chorus
to be present on Tuesday evening.
Eighty-four singers have already
been enrolled, and as the chorus is
limited to one hundred voices, those
desiring to take part in this work
Mill no welcomed nv Mr. Rrnurn and
Mr. Edwards al the next rehearsal. No
personal invitations have been sent
out All singers are welcome.
Evening journal., 1916-01-01
1915 REVIEW OF THE WAR-GERMANY

On the other hand it is declared
Germany could not keep Belgium
without giving the people representa-
ton in the Reichstag and one official
said that would be impossible because
I'VE could never have so many
French-speaking members Of our par
lament" Alsace and Lorraine are
not considered similar Less thar
one-seventh Of that territory is inhab-
tied by people of French origin. In
Belgium there are practically no Ger
mans.
The whole Of Germany therefore.
looks to the Kaiser to decide what
Germany's final position shall be with
regard to Belgium. The constitution
provides that the Kaiser shall make
the terms Of peace. When the Kaise
does decide his lead will be followed
Evening journal., 1916-01-01
T0 INsrALL CAMP 0EFIcrRs.

AZ the tirst meeting in January Phil
Sheridan Post No. %, G. A. r., will
install the following officers for the
ensuing year: Commander. William
p Windish; senior vice commander.
Henry w. Perkins: junior vice com
mander. Charles Stigers; officer of
day, Daniel Richardson; surgeon.
Lewis l.. Wilcox; quartermaster.
Jesse X. Baylis. All G. A. r. comrades
are invited to attend.
Evening journal., 1916-01-01
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daughter, Mrs. ulIiIUupkland, on
Wednesday. She ~ .sfiss schofield
OF Fredericktown. -
While visiting a son in Joplin,
Missouri, Wesley Clayton. aged 81
years. former resident Of Cecil
county, died on December n. The
body was brought TO Elkton and on
Thursday. taken to Bethel Cemetery
for burial Mr. Clayton leaves four
sons and daughter
Suffering from an attack " typhoid
fever. Stephen Ash. OF near Iron Hill
was taken to the Elkton Hospital
Leonard, son. is also III from the
same disease
Mrs Daniel Hartnett Garrett OF
Chesapeake City has been the guest Of
Blkton relatives. William Swami OF
Wilmington has returned from a visi
to Robert c. Lewis Of Phlla'
delphia is spending this week in Elk
ton.-Mrs. Emma Campbell and Miss
Florence r. Woolley have been visit
ing their brother, George s. Woolley
OF Chesapeake City.-Mr. and Mrs
Michael Ragan Of Philadelphia hav,
been the guests OF Elkton relatives
Mr.. and Mrs. George McQullkn have
returned from visit to their daugh
ter. Mrs. Herbert Roberts OF Balti-
more.-Mrs. George Rittenhouse At
kinson OF Philadelphia is visiting hel
parents, Mr.. and Mrs. Charles G
Wells.-Mr. and Mrs. Edward w. Tay-
lor are entertaining Mr.. and Mrs. Vic
tor S. Taylor sof Philadelphia.-Fred
Loveless OF Wilmington spent Sunday
with his parents in Chesapeake City
Evening journal., 1916-01-01
-1jRD Fashioned Family REMEDY
FOR colds AND BODY BUILDING
Father Johns Medicine Builds
Up the Body Without Use of
Alcohol or Dangerous Drugs.
A Doctors Prescription, SO
Years in Use.
Absolute Truth of This Story
Attested by Guarantee to Give
$25,O00.OO to Any Charitable In
stitution if Shown Otherwise.

Father Johns Medicine is a physicians
prescription
Prescribed for the late Rev Father John
O'Brien of Lowell. Mass, by an eminent spe-
cialist I'm 1855.
Father John recommended this prescription
TO his parishioners and friends and in this
way It became known as Father Johns Medi-
cine.
This story is true and we guarantee to give
S2500000 to any charitable institution IL
shown otherwise
Father Johns Medicine is recommended for
coughs, colds and throat and lung troubles,
and TO make flesh and strength. Does not
contain alcohol OF poiso onous drugs
Evening journal., 1916-01-01

PECULIAR FACTS ABOUT
WELL-KNOWN PEOPLE
BY The United Pres

BY The United Press.
WASHINGTON. Jan. 1.-Sena-
tor Tillman's voice has become so
feeble that he can scarcely be
heard in the Senate chamber. He
leans wearily against his desk as
he speaks. Tillman's once ener-
getic manner earned him the title
Of "Pitchfork Ben"
9
Evening journal., 1916-01-01
SUNDAY At TRINITY.

The Rev r. NJ. Kirkus will oficiate
in Trinity p E. Church tomorrow.
Children's service will be held al 10
o'clock
Evening journal., 1916-01-01
Annual Sale of Our Mems and
WOmen'S Suits and Coats
worth $3.50 to $40
Your Choice at

Special Invitation participate in the Great Saving that will
T with the Opening of Our ANNUAL JANUARY SALE of
@ Mems WOmens and Chldren Wearing Apparel which begins
Monday January throughout
During this will offer Mems Suits and Overcoats that
would sell regularly for 55O to $50 the remarkably low price of
will take lines Of Ladies' and Misses Coat Suits Coats Silk Dresses
Etc. worth from $3.50 $2and will buy of these
Values like offer and such remarkably low price make
this January Clothing the greatest event of the kind that hear
of anywhere
SIX BIG BUSY CLOTHING STORES
less than regular prices
We the We
Evening journal., 1916-01-01
Prevent The Grip

To Prevent The Grip
Colds cause Grip-Laxative Bromo Quinine
removes the cause. There "a only one
''Bromo Quinine" Y. W. GROVES sigma
ture on box. 25c.
The evening world., 1916-09-15
COMES

a question: You are q very rude
little pig"
"But Grandpa" Brother Bacon con-
tinued. you haven't seen US wade.
Won't you GOMEZ We may surprise
you"
You were all learning how 10 he
clean in q silly pig school down by
the stream" said Grandpa Forty
angrily.
But won't you come and SEQ how
we've learnt our lessonsf You see
maybe we've been slow and stupid
and that will delight You. won't 1t
Grandpa7" u.
you were all stupid I'd be very glad.
, And now, come to think OF 1t, ] do
| believe I'll come. l have nothing
much to dc this morning except TO
take three maps and two Of those VIII
probably do me just as we'll" Brother
Bacon led the way and Perky fol-
lowed until they reached the stream.
There were all the pigs In wading-
but to Porky's great Joy there was
no clear water to be seen. Nothing
but a muddy stream! Il always
thought" grunted Perky, this was a
clean stream with no good mud. And
where Is the schoolP'
THE school was here" squealed
Brother Bacon, but now It's a play
ground"
Brother Bacon, W were SO. stupid In
school that II was Of no usS to teach
US We just had TO find mH~ md dig
The evening world., 1916-09-15
Nnhiecf - TLa An,moI Nou,II IL. D. e.. d.

- OUDyed The Animal You'd Like Best For a Pf.
n evening World Will give I've n dollar awards for pictures drawn this
mont py AIopit klO members ony. Ono dollar each tor m best pic.
te ,,o a ssu. o a M nt owe sever years: old. ICY e nme years I'D
All. Pictures must be received not later han Sept 2s n mustn illustrate me
,dea sueoested Dove. Beneath your picture yu must write your name, ad.
dress. zoe NJ v membership efthcate number Address klDDlE klU6
Ip,CLUHs CoNIssI. evnn Wald. 70. s. park Row. lev York CITY.
The evening world., 1916-09-15
Ter hand. Shed led him 10 think she'd

her hand. She'd led him 20 think she'd
accept . gold band. hut when he ..ro-
posed the girl laughed In his face aad
told him she'd marry his rival. Jim
Mace. At homo q while later nd
Rover mot Bill and licked the youths
came to Bill, on the level. and soon se
Jumped into bed and he whistled q
tune. BY reading this closely you'll
readily e that dogs have a friend
and admirer In me. II you will be
gentle with CANNES. and kind. they'll
be the best friends you possess. you
Will find. But wait-tust q moment:
My thoughts are astray. A dog near
my window 10 barking away. I've got
TO go stop him. I'll give him a shock.
He'll quit or I'll kick him all over tue
block.
The evening world., 1916-09-15
~ WAY OF DIVERSION.

A boy and . doG-tust plain. yell
low cur-to-day In the street caused
q bit Of Q stir. A man who was pass
ing struck out with his cane and sent
tho dog scurryins. yelping with pain
The boy grabbed the cane and he
broke Il In two. Said he: Geo. I wisht
I could hand one to you. You're Just
Q big bully. II I wus yer sise I'd hang
some black borders right over yer
eyes". The man made a grab for he
boy but he ran and then In the row
stepped another big man. Said he:
Don't you touch him! That younsstsr
was right" The other one mumbled
but there wa no night. The boy
hugeed the dog, which stood CULVER
ina near. and those who looked on
fdt like giving a cheer or throwing
their hats up or dancing a clos. For
sv'ry real man loves a boy and . dog.
BtM Jones asked Cordelia Mc0ee for