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The Holt County sentinel. (Oregon, Mo.) 1883-1980, 1916-08-18

A feather pillow was lost on the
Chautaugua grounds. Finder return
to this Office.
Forest City's Street Fair. Thurs
day, Friday and Saturday. August a.
~. Don't forget the dates.
Experience in thousands of hom, :
has proved that the MAJESTIC Is the
one range that gives real satisfaction
and cuts down the cost Of living. An
expert from the MAJESTIC factory
will be at our store during the week
commencing August 2s, and will show
you why the MAJESTIC is the only
range for you.
BURRIER & SCHULTZ.
Everybody was more than glad to
see Jim Wickersham at our Chautau-
qua. Jim is a former resident, and
has as many friends in Oregon as the
next one," and everyone was glad to
welcome him back to the old home.
He is now located at Strahan, Mills
county, Iowa. He was accompanied
BY IFS son, Charley, wife and their
little son. They drove down In their
car. They are engaged in farming,
a4d ore prospering.
The Holt County sentinel. (Oregon, Mo.) 1883-1980, 1916-08-18

north Of Eureka, at q good price. He
Expresses his love FOR Kansas. and
say that az er visit with home folks
{ vi friends he will seek new location
IL his adopted state.
--, letter from our old friend. Geo.
J "crcst, who has been in British Co.
! 1hi1, for the past several years,
tolls hs friends tina, he Is prospcrng
IN wealth and health. He has lost 81
Pounds of his surplus flesh and with IL
~. rheumatic pains. No mere Mis-
spa"i for George, 80 he says. Well.
9 his friends rejoice in his prosper
i'v. h"t they all think that he should
~ least make ~ visit jus, for old
tu"'s sake.
Wednesday afternoon. the nth
=, Riley rcarsc aud good wife were
turning home from a visit With then
.'t3rItcr, Mrs. Frank Robbins, aud on
.'0,'achinV the bridge over the Little
Z di'rh. they suspected that j, va
. =. safe a. Il ,hlUld De-. Mra.
- So got o., and let Riley div"
'.'. alone. The result wa q. 'hry
70 Il. Tho bridge gave way AMI
H'ir.'n'ri team. wagon anl NJ.
''r go into the ditch. NJ one was
ave fcw hruisc. To- Vii. rcnrsc
I'N horses. The horses wore puttrr
With much difficulty with the n |
'icorgn Rc'lmon, who livcI near N"
r'n.".
IN" detail arrangements for a
f".' sicccssful Chautauuua in crazy.
lHH'Tn.ng the eth this month. are he.
No ,ircrnu-'y worked out. The soy.
lcral committees for service have been
Iappoin,cd. plans for advertising. seat.
ng. ticket selling. entertaining. are in
the care Of the correct persons. and no
effort. will he spared TO make this
year tho greatest IN the history of
Craig. With a grand Fourth Of July
cclcbration. followed by one Of the
greatest Reunion meetings. and now
with everybody working harmonious.
y and joyfully, we predict he Chau.
taupua occasion to eclipse all former
Efforts. The program Is one Of tho
livery hest to ,r"ntiy, IN. grounds
all that COZ '" Desired. and the time
the hest Of all the year. Everybody
working an plaiSing. Why no,
And again. there arr plans being laid
now to pun or tho greatest Stock
Show ever hold in iipl, county thi,
fall. Sure. Il can be- done. and done
successfully without great effort on
the part Of any particular one. Just
keen 'ooc'hcr and not knock. IIurrah
FOR Craig and her people!
GOOD.ENOuGH.
The Holt County sentinel. (Oregon, Mo.) 1883-1980, 1916-08-18
"A few RefrigeratOrs at
big reductions.
TEARE & RULEY

Our canning factory Is putting
up corn-a busy set are the folks
down there.
For something cool and refresh
ing, try the New Soda Fount at Phil
lips Drug Store.
For Sale-Two good lots, inside
city limits. Good house, with city
lights and water. A bargain. Call at
this Office.
-George W. Cummings and wife,
Of Nodaway, visited in Oregon for a
few days, this week, the guests of
Mrs. Cummings parents, James Car
roll and wife.
For Sale-Scvcral Thoroughbred
Big-Boned Spotted Poland-China
Hogs. Call on or address, Ed. Fitz-
maurice, Forest City, Mo-, Route 4,
Farmers Phone.
Elmer Allen, residing near New
Point, went to st. Joseph, Tuesday of
this week, for consultation, on advice
of his physician, DR.. j. l.. Hogan, in
regard to his appendix and gall blad-
der, and an operation will likely be
performed Thursday Of this week.
The Holt County sentinel. (Oregon, Mo.) 1883-1980, 1916-08-18
Cleaning Up Would
Destroy Mosquitoes
Breeding Places

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The Holt County sentinel. (Oregon, Mo.) 1883-1980, 1916-08-18
--Only Four OIL stoves ca
hand. Everyone reduced In
price. TEARE Il RuLEY
Ihninn and blair.

'""'' 'N'
Mrs. Earl Rock {. IN g., sick list
this week.
Mrs. Smith Dcrr l. recovering
from cas-" pf the mgHps.
Miss Marie Murray entertained
her Sun'ay school class, Sunday.
w. \. Kinney left Thursday for
q visit with relatives in Colorado.
Mss Ethel Field spent last week
with her sister, Mrs. Chas, Pcblcy, Of
.Craip.
IRIS. James Quick il visiting her
daughter, Mrs. Art Grain, of Southern
Nilsson
several from this vicinity attend
ed the Chan'aupua, nj Mound City,
last week,
Nora and Louis Field, Of near
Fortcscuc, are visiting friends in
this vicinity,
This vicinity was visited by n
fine rain, Sunday night, which was
badly needed.
w. r, Fitzmaurice, Of Ei'inghar,,
Kansas, snont last week with rela-
tives in this vicinity.
Miss Wilma Houston. of Wa
thena, Kansas is visiting her cousin,
Gladys Ball. this week.
Miss Mary Dcnrmont, of north OF
Mound City, spent last week, visiting
with her aunt, Mrs. Geo. Click.
MIR, and Mrs. Frank Gentry spent
Sunday with Mrs. Gentry's parents
Mr.. and Mrs. John Nichols.
o. X.
The Holt County sentinel. (Oregon, Mo.) 1883-1980, 1916-08-18
Tour the
National Parks

~ 80 VAN
National Parks
The Burlington is THE
National Park Line,
andforthe accommoda-
ton Of its patrons has
planned a National
Park Vacation Tour
that has no parallel
including. as it does,
Yellowstone National
Park (going in via the
new Cody DAD.
thr o u g h 8 h o 8 b o ne
Canyon and over syl-
vanPass the onlyauto
route into the Park,
Glacier National Park.
Rocky Mountain Ma
tional.Es Park the
most of the best Of the
National Parkwonders
in America and Colo.
RADIO all OH one tour
all on one ticket. Think
Of it.
Come in and get our
folders..they are worth
reading even II you
don't go.
IT. BIRMINGHAM.
Ticket Agent. Burlington Route
The Holt County sentinel. (Oregon, Mo.) 1883-1980, 1916-08-18

Forest City, Craig and Mound
City were we'll represented at our
Chautauqua, especially Forest City,
for which we are truly thankful, and
appreciate very highly.
Mrs. Alice Caskey and Mrs. Poe,
Of ST. Joseph, spent . couple Of days
here this week, visiting Mrs. Csskey's
parents, Mr.. and Mrs.. G. H. Price,
and sisters, Emma and Mary. 81
The Holt County sentinel. (Oregon, Mo.) 1883-1980, 1916-08-18

Margaret, the little daughter Of
Fred Snider and wife, aged sbout four
wears, residing just east Of oregon,
had her right hand severely mashed
Tuesday Of this week, August 10, by
getting it caught in the wringer OF z
washing machine. DR.. ]. i. Hogan
WAS called and rendered the necessary
surgical aid, and she 10 now getting
along al right. ~ g
The Holt County sentinel. (Oregon, Mo.) 1883-1980, 1916-08-18
|WyEEiiS&AAliS9t'
lRjj"v -; s-'tHn,5,9y-D 80 porloI
SOME SPECIALS.

Conservatory Faculty Of Five.
= G,ce Clubs. Orchestra, May fes-
. ,ival.
Commercial Department. Four
. teachers. Half-dozen Diploma
o Courses.
. Education Expert and State
4" Certiicati0n.
Diploma Course in Public
. Speaking.
Specialist in English Bible,
= Athletic Director, State lias-
. ket-ball Championship.
" But don't forget the five regu-
= lar Collegiate Diploma Courses.
Preparatory Department.
= - y
The Holt County sentinel. (Oregon, Mo.) 1883-1980, 1916-08-18


Chattanooga last week, returning Sat-
urday morning.
Mrs. Ray W. Carter returned
Saturday evening from Mound City,
where she has been visiting and en-
joying the Chautauqua.
Mrs. Gus o. Berls is in kimsey,
Kansas. visiting parents and friends.
She will he away from home the
greater part Of the month.
-Nicssrs. George Browning, III. Al
Zen, Andy faer and Emmett Haer
we're passengers. Monday, to Oregon,
all on probate court matters.
Arch Sharp is moving this week
TO his town residence, formerly the
Rife property, which he purchased
from c. NJ. Wickiser last spring.
William Troxell departed Thurs
day for DeI.and, Illinois. to be absent
several weeks. visiting his old home
place and seeing his old friends.
Mrs. Maude LaRuc. Of Gretna.
Nebraska, arrived Thursday evening
to visit her cousin, Mrs. A. X. Osborn.
She will remain for several days.
r.. II. kuck and family moved
Saturday 20 the farm Of Charles Cies,
north o. Craig. and will farm the
place the coming year for Mr. Cies.
w. Y. Martin went TO Auburn.
Nebraska. Tuesday and returned We'd
nesday with a sran of horses he pur-
chased from judd Oicll of that place.
Miss Ruth Carp, Of Dearborn. Is
the glc~t Of her sister. Miss Incz.
this week. She arrived Friday aud IL
not fully decided when she will take
her departure.
Quite number VI Craig people
have been attending the Chautaulua.
nj oregon, this week. We have heard
nothing but rfai ~. from those who
have hpon IN attendance.
Clay Hopkins. If Hutchinson,
Kansas. arrived In Craig last sunday
90 visit with 'clntivos anil friends, an |
incidentally transact n little husinc =
with some Of our farmers.
--Ip.cphin" Anibal was n pretty
lick r'H Ia SUNDAY AMI Monday,
but ~ InN seemingly nil right She
had a very severe rack Of bilious.
mes. attended by high fever.
MIR. and Mrs. John Rcdmon. Of
Bethel locality, were passengers "a
Winthrop, Friday morning. They are
visiting their son. Byron. near that
place. They will return the las, OF
next week.
William Kcc. the aged father OF
Mrs. X. e. Dali. " nj the home Of hi.
daughter, in care Of the physician
He IL suffering with q chronic disoric,
that Is giving him much pain. md hi,
friends much concern.
gilbert Butler. who has been help.
ing John Horn this summer in the
cafe. left Wednesday for his home In
Northern Minnesota. Gilbert make,
his home with his brother. George
about 30 miles north Of 81. Paul.
Mrs. William Hcrbst and little
daughter, Of Upton, Iowa. are guests
Of c. ". David and family. Mrs
Hcrbst viii remain for several weeks
Her former friends will remember hci
rs Geriic David, the adopted daughtc,
Of Mr.. David.
Frank Judy, living In the New
Liberty locality, IL preparing 10 erect
u Iiodcrn residence on his farm.
car load If lumber "a received y,
him SATURDAY, and With the aid " HI
mel hbors, II was transported 20 The
'nl y thn, To-
Mel Anderson, OF Walnut, Iowa
ca ac MoHdsF to vi-i, u shor, whit
with HE sister ,lis. Rice Kite. 80
mlcs cart Of town. Mr. Anderson b.,
IN the automobile business AZ Walnu'
and reports bushes good ana the rupU
IN excellent condition,
Marion llolcomb, who Is farmin!
Ii
The Holt County sentinel. (Oregon, Mo.) 1883-1980, 1916-08-18

For Sals-About 200 cords of 10
inch oak stove. wood. CsA on or ad-
dress ]. I. Wesver. Oregon, Route 3,
Farmers PhenA IS X 4.G ~
The Holt County sentinel. (Oregon, Mo.) 1883-1980, 1916-08-18

* VAT TliE Fly" has Ions
- hcrn rnllying cry nmong tlr
workers fur better sanitation
The Holt County sentinel. (Oregon, Mo.) 1883-1980, 1916-08-18
News From Craig.

Ora Scrivner was a business Wis
itor in st. Joseph, Monday.
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1916-05-14
Charley Peters to
Start Training For
Steoher This Month

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Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1916-05-14
BEER EASILY
MADE At HOME
New Discovery Means Beer Fol
Everyone Anywhere

CINCINNATI. O.. May II. i9i6.-Besr.
making at home has al last been success.
fully introduced by well-known brewer
Of this city and now thousands in dry
territory can make their own beer AZ
haH concentrated beer. so that simply by
the addition Of water n sparkling foam.
Ing glass Of good beer can be guickly
prepared. This new discovery not only
makes n possible 20 have a good glass Of
beer AZ any time. but beer at the unheard
0f cost Of less than ono cent a giasH.
Thousands Of people throughout ths
country are now making thelr own beer
as this concentrated beer can he deiiv.
cred quickly aud ehcaply anywhere b
I,rsrcei post,
Anyone sending their name and address,
10 Mr. a. 3. Shuh. 1ia3 Third ~, Cin,
ciunatl O., can obtain his free hooklet
Secrets ~ Making neHr ne liome," and
Free Trial Offer bF return mail
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1916-05-14
ROURKES HOME FOR STRETCH
Pas Athletes Will Inaugurate Four
teen-Game Campaign on Home
Lot With Wichita Monday.
PLAY ALL SOUTHERN TEAMS

The de luxe Rourklets, who have been
skldding a little on their brief road trip,
viii return to the home baliwick tomor-
row for a stretch Of fourteen combats
with the four clubs which comprise the
southern half Of the Western loop,
The long stay at home will be lnaugu-
rated Monday with fray with Jimmy
Jaeksons Wolves from Wichita. Jimmy
70 said to be Juggling a pretty fair ball
club around with him md also he 10 said
10 be furnishing an unusual amount Of
exciting thrills for the fans and fanettes
via his expert umpre-baiting. Jimmy Is
one OF our best little directors and can
always be depended upon TO provide in
teresiing incidents even II the ball game
foozlcs. Jimmy also has the Instance
of Roaring Bill Rapps, the worlds great
est conycrsatlonallst with the exception
On w. j. -, this season.
-Four games will be played with
Wichita.
Following the invasion Of the wolves,
Jack Hollands ailing Drummers Will
make their appearance 30 the Rourke
fans can give them the once over. The
Joetown crew Is rapidly being shaken
up, so by the time II reaches Omaha 1t
may be o pretty presentable aggregation.
Three battles with the Josies are carded.
Denver will BIO the next victim Of the
Ronrkes. opening a four-day stand here
on May q. when the Grizzlies arrive
Omaha Will get its first view Of Ennis
r. Oakog, celebrated rebel and ex-Fed.
Tho Bears have a snappy team this year
despite the preponderance Of spring re-
verses and SHOULD show four good games
Of ball.
The home reception Will conclude with
thrce-ga scries with Topeka, start
Ing May 70. After this series the
Rourkoyinians viii start on long road
trip around the southern circuit.
Early start Counts.
II the RourkcS can COP good ms
jority OF the fourteen games they will
have an excellent chance 70 show their
heels to the rest OF tho league. An early
start counts a lot and Pa and Marty are
determined to get that start.
The addition Of o'Toole and Bruck
should strengthen the hurting corps sur
flcienuy 10 make the Rourtes q winning
team Both twiriers ought to be big
winners In this league. or course bare
ball 10 mn uncertain proposition, and
OToole and Bruck may not be success
ful In the Western, but the odds favor
Il and with North, Thompson. Krause
and Merz working up 10 snuff the Omaha
pitching staff looks pretty sweet.
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1916-05-14
Fritz Schliebner
Is Burning En- Up
In Clinton Village

Fritz sehliobner is knocking en- dead
81 Clinton.
70" former nourke first sacker Ia tho
'efo Of he lows city lie il playing first
haze nnd occupies the clean~ap position
ia Tho batting order He Ia whackins
the pm ID great fashion and il showing
sven form a. fielding the has The fana
ihlnA po niheh 81 him they nmne schliob.
ter first and Hal Chase second.
ttisa came % omaha from Clinton No
vas bulnlne up the league over lAers
emo NJ started IA IA ma same thing
ISIS hui after a month m ensa,nnal
NeFs STARTED To slip anil llnauf sent
baah gniHeb
fhe aia environments aesm d have
-isen friia new lessa en- tlfe ana ~ !
sfhlna ap the lfaHns a. af Ola
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1916-05-14
ALeEeT sApouo

u u certain that Brtton's claim 70 the
tito Will not 10 long unehaiiensed,
Badond. who has not yet shown his nstic
wares IN this country, due no doubt, 70
the unwlllngncss Of the American boxers
10 take chance In tho ring with him.
Ii particularly deslfouB Of meeting Brit
ton. Another man who may be brought
forward ~ b contender for the title u
Packy Mcfarland The newly aroused
interest IN the weltcr division Will lead
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1916-05-14

promoters 10 offer large purses for welte;
bouts and with $4,000 or $4,000 purses
being offered Packy will find IL hard u
not impossible 70 resist The call.
Willie Richie, too, 10 certain 70 be
seen In action against more Of the Lead
ing wcltcrs and should be able 10 give
a good account Of himself Richie grad
uated from the lightweight to the wclter-
weight class when he fought Ted Lewis
IN New York recently.
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1916-05-14
Catholic Turner's
To Hold a Tourney

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Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1916-05-14
Putting one over.

Two hostile reporters with a strange
community Of taste that directed par
allel maneuyers toward the same goal.
cool and comfortable tavern where
an lsthmus Of oak connects the thirsty
traveller with the freshets OF exhilera-
tlon. were In the midst Of a heated
and vehement argument.
u tell you" belligereutly asserted
the first reporter this Stecher 10 the
goods. He's a real champion"
You're all wrong" insisted the Sec
ond reporter. Hes no champion. lie
never was a champion. He never Will
be n champion. You're flooey In the
attic. There Is one flaw In his make
up that he cannot overcome
what Is II? What Is e? I'll bet
all the money in the world except that
which Charlie Chaplin has got that
you can't name IT," roared the iratc
fret reporter,
IT'S q cineh," facetiously gurRled
the second reporter he's on the
square"
Whereupon the first reported Gd-
HuAtsu usltHtt EIhnltu MS lHll IeIehI
and waved the white flag OF peace by
purchasing a shot Of the tranquil and
placid emblem Of w. J. and Henry r.
YOU WILL REMEMBER THEY
PREDICTED LAST FALL
THAT O. Cts WING
WAS A. GONER.
Wa shuoider 10 think Of The suG'ring,
We shudder 10 think Of The strife
That would come on National league bats.
men
u Alexis dead arm came 10 lite.
They say nd Wolgast staged a come
back when he licked Joe Flynn at Den.
YER But, for the sake Of argument, now.
may not It have been that Mr.. Flynn has
not arrived YETI
In passing, one might mention
with regard TO the well known
high cost Of living that the upkeep
Of spats is considerable item
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1916-05-14
@a5'ssiv p91 S|&s'eai!!e
BY Fred S. Hunter
TEMPUs FUGIT.

-- IEmFIH Ibhiis
A time there was when old Big Sin
Made them all lay down their sticks,
hut now those victims OF Big Six
All lay for him with those big stioka
Scientists. philosophers and inventor
may find reasons for most Of the seem
lngly inexplicable things IN the world
but we defy ono to logically explain VIII
is a marathon.
Rip Van Wrinkle had just awakened
from his marathon slumber
You've been asleep for twenty
years" they told him.
YOU'RE liars" he responded. ~
see Hans Wagner Is sull playing with
tho Pirates"
Yea" they told him But look at
the standings. Cleveland and Brook
Ign are at the top, while the Athletics
and Giants are AT the bottom"
Whereupon, the awful facts con-
fronting him. Rip had to admit the
truth.
Joe Bteoher 10 going TO meet Stranger
Lewis again. Evidently Joe HgureI
he's a champion foot-raoer ~ well a.
wrestler.
They perform lots OF miracles In til,
movies nowadays, but they'll have II
80 some 10 keep up with the Stranger
n they try to film the stoeher-Lewii
match.
The auto racing season Is now
in fun sway Whereupon the
members Of the medical nursing
and undertaking professions begin
TO take an interest In life once
more.
Papa Knows Everything.
why won't Gotch meet stecher. par
inquired little Willie.
"tts $3.50" responded the ON
nisclent papa.
We know the worsteat pest Of all,
Nowhere can he be beat,
He kicks in winter about the cold
And in summer on the heat.
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1916-05-14
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