New Britain herald., 1916-04-01
LES INIPOSSIBLES
GA Movie Melodreama in Eight Reels
 X Several HystcricS)
By VICTOR YOUGO (Boston Post
 REEL 1

REEL 1
 A man sits on a picket fence. | (Picket fences were invented for | Charlie Cha plin to tear his trousers on 1 at s1OO per tear If Charlie has to 1 fall off the fence. he gets s10,000.) The man Continues to sit on the l picket fence. REEL ? The picket fence surrounds a tall gloomy building. It is night-it is very dark night--no moon, no stars no nothin', except night. The man on the fence is thinking he is thinking the fence is sharp. His name is Lippi. Lippi is a tailor.
 GA tailor is a man who promises to have your clothes ready for Easter and brinA them around the week after next laterD
 REEL
 Lippi loves Macaronna. Macarunna is 6 girl, not an edible. Macaronna does not know Lippi loves her, which is one of the many things MacAronna does NOT know, but ah.-she is very beautiful,
 Macaronna lives in the big, Gluomy house., but she pays no rent--in fact, she is paid at the rate of s100o per four for living therc,-
 Lippi is content to sit on the :encc in front of the house and enaW' off the pickets in the ardour of his love. For every picket he Snaws off he re- ceives s15O
 Macaronna opens the window and. sees Lippi. "Whosst artest thouest?'' she in- quires.
 "I amest Lppi, he replies, and lowest youest Wiltest thouest commit rnatrjnony with Iest?'
 Nay, Lippi." she replies. "Papa says the man I wed must first cap- ture Villa"
 "Curseth!" exclaims Lippi. 'Tapa doesn't want much, do he?'
 REEL ,
 (Lippi slides down off the fence, tearing a slOO rent in his trou5ers) Lippi steals a dreadnought and sails for Mexico. Arriving there, he pushes the drea thought over the cliff into the Gulf of Mexico. Then he sends a firm note to Villa and waits-at $50 per minute CONE MINUTE PLEASED After 90 seconds Villa arrives.
 Hello, Villa" says Lippi. "Maca- roma will not marry me unless cap- ture you"
 And how much do I get for being ca blurred ?' inquires Villa.
 Ten thousand peSOS,' says Lippi. "You're on," replies the bandit Lippi and Villa leave Mexico in an aCroplane.
 REEL 6
 Lippi and Villa arrive at the home of Macaronna and ring the bell. Fl Goato opens the door. El Goato is Macaronna's father
 II have captured Villa" says Lippi, and claim the hand of your daughter in maria ge:"
 Come in, Villa" says El Goato, ad- hitting the bandit, but slamming the door in Lippi's face. El Goato recog- nizes Lippi as the tailor who once promised to deliver his trousers pressed Saturday night and did not bring them around until the middle of next week.
 REEL '
 Lippi climbs on the picket fence and waits patiently-at the same old rate per minute.
 Presently Villa emerges bearing Macaronna on his arm.
 You need not wait, Lippi," says Villa, "and don't bother about the
  are now on our way to the church. Adios."
 REEL 8
 As the wedding party returned they saw the body of a man hanging from the picket fence.
 Good gracious." gasped Maca- roma.
 Sierra Madres.' exclaimed Villa. n.r It was apparent that the poor hom- bre in trying to descend from the fence, had made a misstep-he was hanging by the seat of his trousers from a sharp picket, and had slowly strangled. It was Lipp.
 (THE END) COMING NEXT WEEK! MON DAY, TU UESDAY x WEDN ESD .AY!-- That famous fiickerless film drama in steen reels, entitled, Pauline, the Princess of the Pickle F'actOrV''