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Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1916-03-28
HOUSES FOR THE
H. & w. EMPLOYEES

1t is reported that the Hollingsworth &.
Whitney Co. is to construct large num-
Der of houses the coming summer which
will be rented to its employees. The COM
pany has been buying up land In the VI
cinity Of the mill for a long time and
year before last built 10 houses and last
year nine, and the number is variously
estimated at from % to 60 for this year.
The company now has within easy dis
lance of the mill over 60 house lots which
are available and it is probable that the
most of these will be occupied by small
tenements before the end Of the year.
That the company will do this seems to be
the general opinion in the city, for there
is little indication that any houses to
rent will be built here although few
will be constructed by people for homes.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1916-03-28

The expected rise in the Kennebec river
and the other streams about the city
does not seem to materialize. The ice in
the river seems to be rotting away rapidly
and near the Ticonic falls 1t is all gone
but a few small patches. while further
down in the bay 1t seems about ready to
break UP. The warm weather Of the past
three days is slowly taking 1t out and is
also causing the snow to disappear at a
great rate about here. but is evidently
not reaching into the woods as the river
does not show any greatly increased
amount of water coming into it from,
above. While warm rain would un-
doubtedly mean serious trouble. it is
pointed out by people who are familiar
with conditions on the river that when
there is a great deal of snow 1t rarely
causes trouble and the highest water has
come when there was apparently little
danger of It, Then, too. the snow this
year all came the last Of the season, 1t
was very light and there was not the
usual large amount of ice underneath 1t,
90 that although there were a number
Of feet Of snow on the fields and roads.
there was not nearly so much water in
1t when melted as there usually Is In
this amount when seen in the spring.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1916-03-28
LESS THAN 100000 ACRES
OF NATIONAL FOREST
BURNED IN 1915

o.. Forest nres burned over not quite
soo'ooO acres Of National Forest land
IN 1915, according to official reports
JUST complied, or less than two acres
per thousand. Out of a total of 1924
nres, S4s, or 5k per cent, did DANA 90
to the amount of 500 or more,
The timber loss was $4,000, 900
board feet, valued at 100000. AL
though the season was regarded as one
OF unusual exposure. owing to delayed
tall rains. the loss was materially be-
low the average Of the last five years.
over 81 per cent. Of this loss occurred
IN the states Of Oregon. Washington
and Idaho. while more than Y per
cent. was in Oregon alone. Besides
the timber loss. fires destroyed repro
auction. or young tree growth. of an
estimated value Of 100000, and 334O7
worth of forage. The loss per fire in
1915 was $60.41, which is $14.03 less
than the dve-year average while the
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1916-03-28
FAIRFIELD

All Masons are requested to meet at
Gerald hotel Tuesday evening for the
purpose Of forming a Masonic Club.
Proprietor Alien OF the Gerald has
kindly given the use Of the large and
private dining rooms to the order to
be used as club rooms. It il necessary
that all members Of the order be PRES
ent to discuss this matter.
Harry Furber. son Of Mr.. and Mrs.
Chester Furber Of High street. who
left last week for Washington. d. c.,
with the Senior class Of Lawrence
High school, returned to his home in
town Monday. On his return Mr.. Fur
Der visited friends in Boston.
The schools In Benton re-opened
Monday morning for the spring term.
Mrs. Charlotte Brown, who makes
her home with her daughter, Mrs.
Charles Choate, High street, IL Ill.
Thomas Feeney. who has been pass
ing several days in Dover, N. H.. and
Lawrence, Mass, returned to this town
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1916-03-28

day next at Grange hall have w.
gotten out by the pupils of the "'a~
mar school.
Those home for spring vaca'ioA, T..
Bent. Bradford, Eowdoin. Evelyn ~, ~
coin, Mabel Johnson. Kent's Hii' Wv Wv.
abeth Johnson. Hebron and "aioo
coin, Colby. .
Mrs. Harry Tozier and son fa!oV ~,
Rumford are visiting Mr. and N'' v
Tozier.
c. E.. Wing is visiting his s
Mrs. NJ. 3. Fuller of South Porl'aN, n,
The ice cream and candy saie q" .ri
banquet rooms SATURDAY +. " m,
evening was a success f1nancia"s' D., M
proceeds from the candy SAFE ~ ,,oo6
treasury of Gus Girls or ME-
S. S. class.
Schools in town have closeu
two weeks vacation.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1916-03-28
WANTED, $780,
900 FOR COLBY'S
ENDOWMENT FUND
(Boston Globe)

An increase of 100000 in the endow-
ment fund of Colby College, Waterville,
Me-, for the centenary in 1920, is the
chief aim Of all friends of the college,
according to the announcement Of Pres.
Arthur J. Roberts of the college at the
annual dinner of the Boston alumni
last evening at the City Club. About
100 alumni were present.
Other guests were Prof. Smaller Mat
thews. "a; Prof. William Morse Cole,
'SS: DR.. Francis w. Brakeman, '66; Hon.
Milford G. Chapman. 49, Mayor Of
Portland; DR.. J. Coleby Bassett, '95,
and Angler l.. Goodwin, '02. Others at
the head table were A. F. Bick-
ford, '16; w. Bradbury, 81; A. L. Doe,
'S4. and j. E. Cummings. 'S4.
Preliminary to the after dinner
speaking the entire gathering sang It's
a Long Way to Colby" to the tune OF
'Tipperary."
Woodman Bradbury, 81, retiring
president Of the association, presided.
Pres. Roberts declared that an in
crease OF 100000 is needed by the col.
lege, and that campaign to raise it
is to be started soon, the alumni being
O|APOSlCu Aol W IdlSc IL oil, UuI " SCI
much of it from rich men who were not
Colby graduates.
He said that money is especially
needed to strengthen the faculty, to es-
tablish two or three new departments
to add books to the library and to pro-
vide more scholarship aid.
The congestion in the college library
is to be relieved by cutting q door
through into Memorial Hall. he said.
and that will result in an Improvement
worth $4,000.
Smaller Matthews said he was proud
er OF having been catcher Of the Colby
baseball team Of "a than Of anything
else In his career. He declared that
he still watches the results Of the Colby
games every year with interest.
He hoped that Colby will be able to
steer clear Of every suspicion OF pro-
fessionaltsm in athletics.
Prof. William Morse Cole, 'ss, now Of
Harvard University. said the work at
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1916-03-28

Colby TODAY is nearer that of Harvard
than any other in the country. both be-
ing opposed to vocational education Tor
an ABB degree, and both believing in
the necessity Of cultivating the think
ing habit, no matter what a man may
be doing. He also complimented Coloy
that she is educating girls as they
ought to be educated, with men, not
middleaged spinsters, as teachers.
DR.. Francis w. Brakeman, SO. one OF
the Oldest trustees Of the college, gave
interesting "reminiscences Of Colby
since 1852, the year he became stud
ent there He said that OF his class,
originally five, three still live, though
two are in the far West. He expected
to eat the 5Oth anniversary dinner
next June, alone unless Pres. ROBERTS
of the college shall be his guest.
Arthur +. Bickford. '16, spoke for the
undergraduates, paying glowing tribute
to Pres. Roberts, for his "red blooded,
self-sacrificing and sympathetic attl-
tude toward the students.
Mayor Chapman Of Portland. j. COL
by Bassett and Angler Goodwin each
spoke briefly.
A quartet Of undergraduates contrib
uted college songs at intervals DURING
the evening Their names were j. F
Choate, 10, E. r. Scribner, II; p. 5
Adams, rs. and W. S. Webb. '1S.
These officers were elected: Charles
NJ. Pepper. 'ss. president; w. N. Dono-
van. 90. and Lincoln Owen. 80, vice
presidents; Bertram c. Richardson. '9S
secretary treasurer: Fred o. H. Pike
'9s, assistant secretary; Henry Dun
ming. 'S2; E. l.. Getchell, SO. and Ernest
II. Mailing. "s9. new members of execu-
tive committee.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1916-03-28
YESIT IS POSSIBLE
TO STOP RHEUMATISM

Rheumatism IS tormenting and
stubborn malady. In some cases it
yields to treatment which is without
avail in other cases.
The darling pains, lame muscles or
stiffened joints only disappear by grad
ually expelling the uric acid, and so
many thousands have been relieved by
the blood-enriching oil-food in SCOTS
Emulsion that you should give 1t a
faithful trial. SCOTS Emulsion acts as
apowerful blood-puri6er by increasing
the red corpuscles and it strengthens
the organs to carry of the acids which
cause the trouble.
Try SCOTS Emulsion. 1tcanuot harm.
It has helped thousands and may be ex-
actly what you need. No Alcohol.
Scott & Bovine. Bloomfield. M. 1873
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1916-03-28
POLICE SIGNAL
SYSTEM BOXES
TO BE INSTALLED

City Electrician Crawford and City
Marshal Robinson are planning for the
placing Of the new police signal system
boxes which it is hoped to begin in
stalling within a few days, now. The
new boxes will be a great thing not
only for keeping track Of the officers
but for the protection Of the patrolmen
for if the boxes are rung promptly and
everything is correct on them, II will be
impossible for anyone to sustain charges
of neglect Of duty against the men.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1916-03-28

Col. Charles H. Osgood OF Lewiston wal
a visitor in Waterville Sunday and at.
tended service at the Unitarian church
Col. Csgood and Mayor Boothby are Ole
friends, a friendship dating from July 4
1866. when Mr.. Boothby was a guest OF
the Androscoggin Baseball Club at Lew.
iston At q dance that evening. word came
that Portland was burning and that help
was asked from Lewiston. whereupou
these two. then young men. decided to &C.
company the special train to Portland
and from this fact It il often claimed by
them that they put out the Portland fire
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1916-03-28
Unclaimed Mail

Men-Neanon W. Brown. Albert Brun-
nell. Addie B. Cook Ralph S. Dixon,
Louis Forth (2), w. ]. Quincy, ]. c.
Or. W. Hall, George Hull. X johnson,
John G. Jordan, Willfred Laberque. Err
nest Labreque, Charlie Martin, G. Mill
ken. Howard Morrison, w. Plumstead,
Delmond Ward (2).
Women-Mrs. Marie Alls, Miss Dor
othey Clark co, Mrs. A. E. Gray Da-
vies, Mrs. Cora Grondin, Mrs Charles
Meader, Mrs. John w. Peach
Foreign--Mrs J. w. Cheney (2), Isaac
c. Clark. Allen Cox. Mde Celeste For.
tin. Verz Kale. Sam Melanson.
Misc.-Reliable Supply Co.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1916-03-28
WinsIow's New Market.

The new block corner Of Benton ave
and Taconnet St.. is completed and
the market will be opened for business
Tuesday.
It Is the first store to be opened in
the district and the location is an ideal
one. The proprietor is Lewis Wolman.
Jr Mr.. Wolman intends having a
model. up-to date market, carrying a
good line Of groceries, meat ana fish.
Mr.. Wolman and wife will occupy the
fine tenement over the market,
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1916-03-28

Postmaster Charles NJ. Richardson is
at his Office in the postoffice building now
after long absence due to falling on the
ice and breaking his leg. Mr.. Richardson
is still compelled to use clutches but is
able to get about fairly we'll.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1916-03-28

Many people are remarking on the fact
that as yet none of the birds which are
usually about in the early spring have
appeared as yet. Some believe that this
means another spell Of cold weather
while others say that the cold weather
which was about here few weeks ago
reached SO far south that it turned the
birds back and for that reason they have
not yet appeared. Whatever the reason,
the first robin has yet to be reported in
this vicinity at any rate.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1916-03-28
WAYNE

Rev A. E. Roberts preached Sun
day morning at the M. E. church on
Child Welfare" taking for his text
Unto you and your children" In the
evening he spoke on the boy Scout
movement"
Some interesting posters advertis-
ing the Child welfare Day" on Tues
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1916-03-28

Janitor Lowe has completed the work
on the lookup at the city building and
now has it in fine condition. The whole
interior has been given coat of paint,
it has been washed thoroughly and all
Of the cells have been gone over. 1t
is the intention Of ,the janitors to keep
the place clean and neat all the time
and a thorough painting and cleaning
will help much for this.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1916-03-28

Deputy Sheriff Roderick made a Webb
Law seizure at the Maine Central
freight station Monday morning Of a
barrel containing 10 dozen bottles of
beer which were consigned to a man
in Benton and were said to be for use
in Fairfield. The stuff was libeled at
the city building in the afternoon.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1916-03-28
cost Of fighting each fire was s2o.s3

Lightning figures as the chief cause
of forest fires in 1915. as it does in the
average year. Twenty -eight and a
half per cent Of the fires We're due to
this cause. Campers caused IS per
cent. which is 2k per cent higher than
the average. Eleven per cent were
caused by brush burning. Nearly IL
per cent were Of incendiary origin.
Railroad were responsible for nearly 9
per cent Of the fires in 1915. as against
14H per cent due to this cause in the
average year. The causes Of over Is
per cent were unknown. LAUNDERING
operations caused less than per cent.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1916-03-28

Wallie ]. Rancourt was elected chair
man of the Ward Republican committee
at a meeting of the organization which
was held recently. Mr.. Rancourt has
been one Of the strong workers of the
ward and under his guidance the Demo-
cratic majority in the ward will doubt
less be cut down materially.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1916-03-28

Friends In the city Of Frank E. Haines
who is in partnership with his brother.
Hon. William r. Haines. will be interest
ed to know that he has announced his
candidacy for the Legislature from his
home town Of Westbrook. He has many
friends here who will wish him success.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1916-03-28

Superintendent Charles N. Perkins Of
the city schools has the annual school
report nearly ready for the printer and
it will probably be placed in his hands
late this week or early next. The re-
port will be very complete and will
give a fine resume Of the work Of the
schools of the city during the past year.
1t will probably be out about the mid
die Of April.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1916-03-28

More signs of spring are appearing.
The boys are spinning tops on the side
walks and an occasional game of mar
bles is in progress-sure sign that spring
is here.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1916-03-28

The regular meeting Of the Board OF
Education will be held in the City
Council rooms Wednesday evening. This
will be the first business meeting of
the newly elected board.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1916-03-28

Waterville escaped the usual Satur-
day night and Sunday jags and as a
result there was a clean slate in the
municipal court Monday morning. Some
thing that is little out Of the usual.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1916-03-28

There will be a special convocaton
of Teconnet Royal Arch Chapter at
Masonic hall Tuesday evening at 40 for
work in the Royal Arch degree
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1916-03-28

Ralph Baxter OF Pittsfield was in the
city Monday, taking home with him his
young son, who was operated upon here
recently for appendicitis.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1916-03-28

.. B. Steward of Skowhegan was
brought to this city Monday morning and
taken to the Sisters Hospital for treat
ment.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1916-03-28

Mrs John A. Davidson and Mrs NJ. W.
Bessey left Monday morning for Boston
where they will be the guests of friends
for several days.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1916-03-28

Cyril NJ. Jolly Of the Senior class Of the
teacher Of German at the waterville High
school during the absence Of the regular
teacher.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1916-03-28

Miss Jennie NORM who was guest at
her home in Skowhegan over Sunday.
returned to the city Monday morning.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1916-03-28

There will be q caucus Of the Progress
sive party in the City council rooms
Wednesday evening to select delegates to
the State convention to be held in Ban
rot. 49,.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1916-03-28

Mrs. Robert E. Owen, who has been
visiting relatives in Clinton, returned to
her home in this city Monday morning
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1916-03-28

Charles w. Atchley went to Augusts
Monday morning on legal business FOL
the day.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1916-03-28

Miss Gala Packard returned Monday
morning from a visit to her homo in
Skowhegan over Sunday.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1916-03-28

Frank E. Brown went to Augusta Mon
day morning on legal business for the
day.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1916-03-28

Howard B. Crosby left Monday morn
ing for Boston where he will be for sew
eral days on business.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1916-03-28

Dr. and Mrs. j. William Black and son
are the guests Of friends and relatives in
Boston for a few days.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1916-03-28

DR.. NJ. 8. Goodrich went to uAgusta
Monday morning on business for the
day.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1916-03-28

the city to attend funeral returned
home Monday morning.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1916-03-28

Frank l.. Plumstead is visiting at his
home in Wiscassett for a few days.
Meade County news. [volume] (Meade, Kan.) 1900-1918, 1916-03-23
Everyone Should
Drink Hot Water
in the Morning
Wash away all the stomach, llv.
err, and bowel poisons be-
fore breakfast.

To feel your best day in and day
out, to feel clean inside; no sour bile
TO coat your tongue and sicken your
breath or dull your head; no constipa-
ton, bilious attacks, sick headache,
colds, rheumatism or gassy, acid stom-
ach, you must battle on the inside like
you battle outside. This is vastly
more important, because the skin
pores do not absorb impurities into
the blood, while the bowel pores do,
says a well-known physician.
To keep these poisons and toxins
well flushed from the stomach, liver,
kidneys and bowels, drink before
breakfast each day, glass of hot wa
ter with teaspoonful Of limestone
phosphate in it. This will cleanse,
purify and freshen the entire alimen-
tary tract, before putting more food
into the stomach.
Get a quarter pound of limestone
phosphate from your druggist or at
the store. 1t is inexpensive and al
most tasteless, except a sourish
tinge which is not unpleasant. Drink
phosphated hot water every morning
to rid your system of these vile poi
sons and toxins; also to prevent their
formation.
To feel like young folks feel; like
you felt before your blood, nerves and
muscles became saturated with an &C.
emulation of body poisons, begin this
treatment and above all, keep 1t up!
AS soap and hot water act on the skin,
cleansing, sweetening and purifying.
SO limestone phosphate and hot water
before breakfast, act on the stomach,
liver, kidneys and bowels.-Adv.
Meade County news. [volume] (Meade, Kan.) 1900-1918, 1916-03-23
DRINK LOTS OF WATER
TO FLUSH THE KIDNEYS
Eat Less Meat and Take Salts for
Backache or Bladder Trouble
Neutrallze Acids.

Uric acid in meat excites the kid
neys, they become overworked; get
sluggish, ache, and feel like Jumps of
lead. THE urine becomes cloudy; the
bladder is irritated, and you may be
obliged to seek relief two or three
times during the night. When the kid
neys clog you must help them flush
off the body's urinous waste or you'll
be real sick person shortly. At first
you feel dull misery in the kidney
region, you suffer from backache, sick
headache, dizziness, stomach gets sour.
tongue coated and you feel rheumatic
twinges when the weather is bad.
Eat less meat, drink lots of water;
also get from any pharmacist four
ounces of Jad Salts; take a table
spoonful in a glass of water before
breakfast for few days and your
kidneys will then act fine. This ia
nous salts is made from the acid of
grapes and lemon juice, combined
with lithia, and has been used for
generations to clean clogged kidneys
and stimulate them to normal activity,
also to neutralize the acids in urine,
30 it no longer is a source of irrita-
ton, thus ending bladder weakness.
Jad Salts is inexpensive, cannot in
lure; makes delightful effervescent
Whitewater drink which everyone
should take now and then to keep the
kidneys clean and active. Druggists
here say they sell lots of Jad Salts to
folks who believe in overcoming kid
ney trouble while it is only trouble
ADV
Meade County news. [volume] (Meade, Kan.) 1900-1918, 1916-03-23
The Lone Wolf

Narates the adventures of Michael Lanyard jackal who
reared in the broodng shadows through which slips the
mysterious Seine.
pain and experience that the rokng kindly hands was as
naught compared with the fang of single foe And this
Of the shadows the beginning driven by hunger
though in the end stimulated by pride in his art prowed
At the zenith of his fame something settled upon THE LONE
VOLTS heart The wild look Of hatred of his eyes,
the snar bred of pain. died in his throat In this story Mr.
Vance dscloses angle of his powers 1t the love
story the life of THE LONE WOLF that makes human
There isn't dull paragraph the whole tale every install
ment srs with action Lanyard ntrigues involve diplomats
and minister's His love affair honest and romantic his
exploits daring they take your breath
Don't Miss This New Seria! if You Enjoy Good Fiction!
Meade County news. [volume] (Meade, Kan.) 1900-1918, 1916-03-23
BABYS ITCHING SKIN
Quickly soothed and Healed by
Cutlcura. Trial Free.

Battle with hot water and Cuticura
Soap. II there is any irritation anoint
gently with Cuticura Ointment on end
of finger. Refreshing slumber for rest
less, fretful babies usually follows the
use of these super-creamy emollients.
They are boon to tired mothers.
Free sample each by mail with Book
Address postcard, Cuticura, Dept. L.
Boston. Sold evervwhere-Adv.
Meade County news. [volume] (Meade, Kan.) 1900-1918, 1916-03-23
Use ALLEN,s Foor-EAsE

The antiseptic powder to be shaken into
painful, swollen, smarting, aching, tired
feet and instantly takes the sting out of
corns and bunions. The greatest comfort
discovery of the age. Sold everywhere. &c.
Trial package FREE. Address Allen 8.
Olmsted, lie Roy, N. Y. Adv.
Meade County news. [volume] (Meade, Kan.) 1900-1918, 1916-03-23
WHAT EVERY WOMAN KNOWS.

Every woman takes great pride in
having her home we'll kept, in having
the family wash done early in the
week. Good bluing is needed even
more than good soap. Be sure to use
Red Cross Ball Blue.-Adv.
Meade County news. [volume] (Meade, Kan.) 1900-1918, 1916-03-23
A Whale Market.

Jonah complained.
I'VE are always advised to buy at
the bottom, but there is nothing for
SALE he cried.