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Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1916-02-11

other diseases which are dependent ON
an accumulation of uric acid within
the body. Send to DR.. Pierce OF the
Invalids' Hotel and Surgical Institute.
Bunalo, N. Y, for a pamphlet ON
Anurfc," or send 10 cents for a triaI
package of "Anuric" Tablets.
IL you feel that tired, WORKOUT feel.
Ing, backache, neuralgia, or IL your
sleep is disturbed by too freorsnt
urination, go to your best store and
ask for DR.. Pierce's "Anuric.'
Dr. Pierce's reputation is back OF
this medicine and you know that hts
Pleasant Pellets" for the liver and his
"Fayorite Prescription" for the Ills of
women have had splendid reputation
for the past fifty years,
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1916-02-11
Profitable Mystery.

How did you leave all the folks
out home?"
"First-rate." replied Senator Sor-
ghum. 81 told them l was going TO
see if l couldn't straighten out few
problems for the government between
now and spring. That cheered them
up a great DEAL"
ITO what problems did you have ref
erence?"
"Oh. nothing in particular. I never
go into details with my constituents.
If you go to explaining things, you
are liable to make them sound so easy
that the voters get to thinking they
don't need you."-Washington Star.
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1916-02-11
Weary Willie in 1916.

IT just made tree resolutions fur
1916, an goin' to keep every one OF
them"
Eye amt resolved to go to work,
hev We, Bill?"
mo. My resolutions are desc: In
1916 l amt goin' to drink champagne,
take milk baths or put up at de Wal
dorf-Castoria when I'm in New York. "
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1916-02-11
Practical Application.

when Josh got home from his edu-
Cation" said Farmer Corntossel, he
agriculture So I didn't lose no time
to try him out"
What did you do?"
Sent him out to round UP a swarm
of bees"
"Was the experiment successful"
Some. 1t didn't hurt the bees
none, an KEEP Josh from gettin in the
way fur most two weeks"
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1916-02-11
Just a Suggestion.

I'm still waiting for you to pay me
that SIS you owe me, Dobson.
"Oh, don't let that worry YOU"
That's what I'm trying to do. but
| would feel greatly encouraged if
you would let it worry you oc
casionally.'
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1916-02-11
Satisfactory Explanation.

Paul Revere had just made his thrill
ing ride.
But If you had gone in an automo-
bile you could have made better time
than on the horse" suggested friend.
mot at ALL" replied tho hero. Il
would have been stopped every few
minutes while rural constables took
my number"
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1916-02-11
PREPAREDNESS
To Fortify The system Against Grin

when Grip is prevalent LAXATIVE BROMO
QUININE should be taken, this combination
of Quinine with other ingredients DESTROYS
germs. acts as a Tonic and Laxative and thus
keeps the system in condition to withstand
Colds. Grip and Influenza. There is only one
BROMO QUININE." E. w. GROVES sig
nature on box. ssc.
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1916-02-11
WhY He Was There.

"How do you happen to be in
PRISON."
1T is the result of an accident"
you ran over someone with your
auto?"
mo, ma'am; I fell over a chair and
walked up the owner Of the house."
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1916-02-11
Seemed LonQer.

How long has Colonel Bluegrass
been in the city,"
"Oh, about a week"
why, he talked to me as If he
had been here at least six months"
"You forget. This town is dry"
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1916-02-11
Time 70 Move

"Brcnks wants to sublet his apart
ment."
why, he called 1t the ideal place.
81 know, but the janitor doesn't like
the way he parts his hair."-Judge.
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1916-02-11
RECIPE FOR GRAY HAIR.

To half pint of water add OF. Bay Rum, n
small box of Barbo Compound, and n or OF
glycerine. Apply to the hair twice a week
until it becomes the desired shade. Any drug
gist can put this up or you can mix IL at
home at very little cost. 1t will gradually
darken streaked, faded gray hair, and re-
moves dandruff. 1t is excellent for falling
hair and will make harsh hair soft and glossy.
1t will not color the scalp, is not sticky or
greasy, and does not rub of.--Adv.
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1916-02-11

To keep clean and healthy take DR..
Pierce's Pleasant Pellets. They regulate
liver. bowels and stomach.--Adv.
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1916-02-11

Some people seek pleasure abroad
and find it waiting for them on their
return home
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1916-02-11

The government of Colombia has
appropriated a large sum to encour-
age silk production in that country.
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1916-02-11
Why Dads Go Dippy.

Why Dads Go Dippy.
PA, was Joan of Arc Noah's wife?"
"a moment later):
PA, does ink come from the Black
sea?"
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1916-02-11

If some men fail to get their Just
deserts they have cause for rejoicing.
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1916-02-11
At the Club.

"Do you believe in woman's rights?"
"Er-my boxing teacher tells me the
left is much more effective"
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1916-02-11

do you think coal viii be high this
winter?"
Not very high, in my coal bin"
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1916-02-11

The egotist naturally leads lonely
fife
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1916-02-11

Somehow an engaged couple usually
thinks that all the insane people ara
in asylums
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1916-02-11
Correct.

She-What's the difference between
an old maid and bachelor girl?"
He-About $4,000
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1916-02-11

Piles Relieved by First Application
And cured in 9 to IA days by PAZO OINTMENT. the
universal remedy for all forms OF Piles Druggists
refund money IL IL fails. bc.
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1916-02-11

Sand is q very useful thing on the
ach, but It's thu dickens In your
ara
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1916-02-11

Use Murine after Exposure I'm Cold.
Cutting Winds and Dust. 1t Restores,
Refreshes and Promotes Eye Health.
Good for all Eyes that Need Care.
Murine Eye Remedy Co, Chicago,
Sends Eye Book on request.
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1916-02-11
Crop.

And the amount of money which the
west is receiving for it's grain has not
yet been wholly appreciated. Up to
the 10th of December the Canadian
west had received some 10 million
dollars for 1S2 million bushels of it's
grain crop, of which 149 million BUSH
els was wheat. The average price of
No. l Northern wheat for September
was 93T cents; for October 9812
cents, and for the first three weeks OF
November s103A. On the 10th OF
December there was fully 100 million
bushels of wheat to be marketed. This
would leave about 80 million bushels
for local consumption in the Prairie
Provinces.
Bradstreet says:
Confidence seems to have returned
in Canada; grain crops are exception
ally large, prices pay the farmer, ana
the war-order lines provide work anu
aid in circulating much money. Credit
is more freely granted, and interior
merchants are disposed to buy rather
literally. Advertisement.
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1916-02-11
His Price.

His Price.
Mrs. Bid your gown cost muchf
Mrs. W,-Only one good cry.
Bisbee daily review., 1916-11-23
COCHISE COUNTY HAS
 GOOD EXHIBIT OF .
 PRODUCE AT FAIR
Bisbee Visitors State That the Exhihit Collected By Com missioner Payne of Cochise Surprised Them.

Bisbee visitors returning from the state fair in Phoenix said that the Cochise county farming exhibit was revelation to them and proved an eye opener to the thousands of visitors at the fair who saw it. It was among the most creditably arranged as well as varied exhibits at the fair.
 This was the first year that Cochise county has had an exhibit at the fair. It was largely through the efforts of B. O. Payne of Cochise. the commis- sioner for Cochise county, that the exhibit was sent. MT. Payne toured the county at his own expense, gath ering specimens for exhibition pur- poses, classifying them and sending them in.
 The larger part of the exhibit was obtained from the fairs held in Me Neal and Light, which MT. Payne at tended for the purpose of gathering creditable showings of fruits, vegeta- bles, cereals, etc. One feature of the exhibit which he obtained at McNeal was 92-pound pumpkin, raised by Dan w. Brown on his farm five miles north of McNeal.
Bisbee daily review., 1916-11-23
MASQUERADE BALL AT COUNTRY CLUB WILL
 BE SOCIAL EVENT
Thanksgiving Eve Dance Is Announced as Medium for Opening Entertaining Sea son of Winter in District.

Announcements were received yes terday by members of the Country Club for a masquerade ball which will be held Thanksgiving Eve. Nov. 29, at the clubhouse. This event will be ac- cepted as the opening of the winter social season in>the Warren District, and the brilliancy and enjoyment of the occasion is therefore assured
 It has been an open secret for a fortnight that Chairman Hugh Gal lagher, of the entertainment com mittee, had planned an event which will take its place among the most successful entertainments ever held in the Warren District. Orders for costumes have already been sent to Fl Paso and Los Angeles by Country Club members.
 No one not incostume will be allowed on the dancing floor until. the un- masking which will take place at 10:30 p. m. Cars will leave Bisbee at s and s:30 D. m. Members desiring to invite guests will please notify the secretary of the club in sufficient time to permit the invitations being mailed Cards should be presented at the door as an alternative to unmasking.
Bisbee daily review., 1916-11-23
rAkkING SrAGE FUR RUIUS Ilt bUSiNcSS
 SrGIlUlv Uf blSbtE
Merchants Endorse Plan 10 SeCure lr Possible vacant OpaCe IvorIn or Nocnlse iyio- tor company s riant.

Recognizing the need of securing a parking space Tor automobiles Ill tne business section of bIsDee, the Clty NouncIl ana Ine N arren Dlstrlct Com mercIal CIuD nave maae tentauve pIans wnIcn douDuess wlll meet Nun general approval.
 A meeung oI the Commercial Club board, Mayor Adams ana Council mem uers M as nelu Ill Ine Clubs once last nignC ana the pans discussed. They provide for the plot ground north oI tne Cocmse MoIor Company's estaD- nsnment. It would De necessary to level the tract and construct bridges or runways so that entrance ana de- parlure of auIos would be expedited.
 Inns ground Is owned by the copper queen Consolidated Mining Company. wneIner or not the company can, With out lnlerIerlng wItn other plans, grarL permission TOT the use o1 Lnis space ls Ine question winch must be answ cred before further steps can be Jahen. or ncIaIs of the company will De con suited.
 ms proposal for solving the prob lelh oI autonioDile congestion has been mIdeIy discussed wlIn bIsUee mer- chants anu meets wlln almost unanl- nous approval.
Bisbee daily review., 1916-11-23
INTERESTING PROGRAM AkkARGtU tUk bUIS
 UrEN HUUSt
All Boy Members and Their Mothers Are Invited to De Present at the Boys buiid- ing Friday Evening.

The Mother and Son Social, an- nounced in the Review a few days ago is sure to happen at the Boys Build ing at the Y. M. c. A. tomorrow even ing at seven-thirty, and as this is one of the big events of the boys depart ment, a large crowd is expected. Ev- cry boy member, and there are more than two hundred of them, is invited to bring his mother with him to enjoy the evenings entertainment.
 Master Walter Hodgson is to give the address of welcome; Louis Jack son will perform at the piano; Gladys Maddern and Eddie Sandberg will sing duet. Next on the program will be comic stunt presented by Isadore Jacobs, a would-be Charlie Chaplin, and Master Bud Haskell. A young fellow from Alaska, Earl Friend, the newest conner in the Warren District,
 and a member of the boys depart ment, the second day he arrived from the frozen North, will give a short talk on some of his experiences. Mas ter Chauncey Mitchell, young speak CT of considerable reputation, will give a recitation and then the even- ing's program will conclude with a vocal solo by Buster Davis, accom- panied by his sister Odabel.
 The social committee of the boys department have arranged to serve refreshments at the close of the en- tertainment
Bisbee daily review., 1916-11-23
WERE ARRESTED.

Two soldiers, said to have deserted from a local infantry regiment in Douglas, were arrested here Tuesday night by county officers and taken to Douglas where they are held A IT. year-old Douglas girl. employed in a local confectionery store, was with the soldiers in a hotel when the ar rests were made. The trio is said to have left Douglas and to have came to Bisbee by way of Naco. Another girl, it is reported. planned to come to Bisbee with the party but changed her mind. Efforts were made in this city and Douglas to keep the incident secret and city officials in both places declared that they had heard notbing of the arrests. The girls mother, 1t is rumored, will not prosecute the soldier with whom her daughter came 10 Bisbee.
Bisbee daily review., 1916-11-23
TOOK JOY RIDE.

Tuesday afternoon a small boy was entrusted with a horse and buggy by A. E. Lutley, the blacksmith, to take 1t to Warren for delivery to the owner, L. E. Hawes. The toy failed to show up at that place and a search was made for the outfit. The horse was found on the hills near Warren ana late yesterday afternoon the buggy and harness were found out on the Douglas road, near Forrest. The boy was seen going through Lowell with several others in the buggy, and it is surmised that he went on a joy ride and, as it was late when he returned, he decided to turn the horse loose and leave the buggy where it was found. Who the boy was, has not been dis covered.
Bisbee daily review., 1916-11-23
J|TNEY QUESTION AT LOWELL IS SETTLED
 BY BOTH PARTIES
Agreement Reached Is Satis- factory to All Concerned Private Car Owners Asked to Work in Harmony.

The question of the jitneys and the stands on the Main Street of Lowell has been amicably settled beween the drivers on one side and County Engineer Ryan on the other. A dead line has been established on both sides of the street and no cars, either private or for hire will be allowed to stop inside of this line. The line runs across the street from below the fire plug in front of the Phelps Dodge store to just below the door of the Lowell Drug Company. On each side of this dead line there is a place fif- teen feet in length that will be allow ed to the jitneys to load and unload passengers. The cars loading will be allowed 10 minutes for each car to stand in that place and then move on, on the other side, or the south side of the street, they will be allowed only time to unload and then move on down to the end of the street and re- main until they have their turn at the loading station.
 Private car owners are requested to keep off the reservation for the jit- neys and from stopping inside the dead line and the street car tracks.
 The practice of cars going down from Bisbee' and turning around the post in the middle of the street will be stopped and all cars must go down to the end of the street to turn. Cars going from Bisbee to Upper Lowell will be allowed to make the turn as will cars coming up from Warren to go in that direction.
 It is the request of the jitney driv- CTS as we'll as County Engineer Ryan that the owners of private cars endea- vor to assist in this matter as much as possible so as to keep the street clear and save themselves trouble.
Bisbee daily review., 1916-11-23
NEEDS NEW JACKET.

Manager Kellogg, of the telephone company, is in need of a new smoking jacket, according to reports that reached the Review office. Last even ing he hung the one he had on the damper of the stove, so that he could find it when he got up in the morn ing. It was there alright, but he for got to take it down. He built the fire and then went back to bed until the room got warm. He was called out before he expected on account of the smell of burning cloth He hurried out into the kitchen and he reached there just in time to see the last of his jacket going up in smoke. He has hopes that someone will make him a present of one, at least by Christmas time.
Bisbee daily review., 1916-11-23
HAVE BEEN NOTIFIED.

Local omcers have been notified JU De on the look out TOT one, feteI olnIth, an auto drlver, wno Is kno" Il nere, wnO IS wanted by the UnIteO otates oncers for being implicated h opium at Nogales. Smith was caugh, with a number of others near NogaIes last Sunday night with the dope III nis car and he asked time to have supper. lie managed to get out through the back window of the house where he was eating and so tar has not been recaptured. The officers hred two shots at him as he was get, ting away but without effect.
Bisbee daily review., 1916-11-23
ROBBERS GET S34,900.

CHATTANOOGA, Tenn, Nov. 22.- Two men held up a Southern Express Company. transfer wagon tonight in the Western and Atlantic Railroad yards here and took s34.900 in curren- cy, according to Chattanooga city detectives.
Bisbee daily review., 1916-11-23
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 at uiSS-4ns u Ine DOaiu OI su pSI a.yOrS lL AS..DSsOne -IUuuay, LIiN .as Oi Lne 4uOsOICy cIc oLnC0fS "aS iiI Li ivasOu u 91OV per niontn. Iney a4S u IuIIIsh ...e4r own nacniLes aiIu 4.eep Lnein III repalr wlLAUuJ any eA- pviIse whatever Io the county. JacA lyan anu j. rhliilps VIII continue 10 ana Une o.her oncer statoneu at Dous- las.
Bisbee daily review., 1916-11-23
L . C A L
HERE FROM CniCAGO.

Airs. X. Mays of Chicago is visitor in the warren District ana IS the guest or MT. ana MS. freston rletcn- .i oI Lowell.
Rural Retreat times. [volume] (Rural Retreat, Va.) 1892-1918, 1916-03-23
THE MAN WHO WON'T
PAY HIS HONEST DEBTS.

The man who won't pay his
honest debts. How can be en-.
ter heaven? That privilege to
thieves and rogues, BY God
was never given.
To be converted men pre-
tend And loud at meetings
shout, Who. when the sheriff's
in the street, From home can't
venture ont.
Though deep in debt and of
ten dunned. A cent they will
not pay, They live well, dress
genteel, And like a saint can
pray.
The man who won't pay his
honest debts They are rotten
at the core. Their purity is all
a sham, IT'S that and nothing
more.
Rural Retreat times. [volume] (Rural Retreat, Va.) 1892-1918, 1916-03-23
THE DESTRUCTIVENESS
OF RATS.

1t is estimated that the an.
nual loss from rats amounts to
hundreds Of millions of dol
lars. Their destructiveness is
almost without limit. They are
prolific breeders, giving birth
to young three to five times a
year and from six to twenty at
a birth. The quantities OF grain
and foodstuffs which they de.
stroy every year is almost be.
yond belief. Added to this is
the damage done to materials
of ali kinds by their habit OF
gnawing. They are respon-
sible for many fires from their
habit OF secreting inf1ammable
materials and not intrequently
matches, which in course of
time are ignited.
But the worst charge against
them is the spread of disease.
Living on ana In filth, they
spread the germs OF the worst
diseases known to mankind,
especially the terrible bubonic
plague. and in this way have
been the direct cause OF death
to hundreds of thousands of
human beings.
Do not confuse him with
some OF his cousins, like the
interesting trade or pack rat.
sometimes called the bushy-
tailed rat or the wood rat.
This condemnation is OF the
common rat with whom every
one is familiar. He is smart
and clever, and doubtless this
is why he has continued to
live in spite of all the perse-
cution he receives. Kill him
whenever you can. but do 1t
mercitully. Thornton w. Bur-
CESS, in The Peoples Home
Journal tor March.
Rural Retreat times. [volume] (Rural Retreat, Va.) 1892-1918, 1916-03-23

There's another form OF
courage that is TOO often made
light OF by III e thcughtless
throng. The courage which
abStains from weakness, folly,
and sin. There are boys and
young men by the thousands
who haven't the courage to re-
fuse cigar or chew Of to-
bacco when offered by a conn
panion.
Rural Retreat times. [volume] (Rural Retreat, Va.) 1892-1918, 1916-03-23
"Dodson's Liver Tone" Starts Your Liver
Better Than CaIomeI and You Don't
Lose a Days Work

Liyen up your sluggish liver' Feel
fine and cheerful; make your work a
pleasure; be vigorous and full OF ampi-
ton But take no nasty, dangerous
calomel because it makes you sick and
you may lose days work.
Caloinel is mercury or quicksilver
which causes necrosis of the bones.
Calonnel crashes into sour bile like
dynamite, breaking it up. That's when
you feel that awful nausea and cramping
Listen to me! If you want to enjoy
the incest, gentlest liver and bowel
cleansing you ever experienced just take
"a spoonful Of harmless Qodson's Liver
Rural Retreat times. [volume] (Rural Retreat, Va.) 1892-1918, 1916-03-23
CALUMET D1NAMiTES YOUR LIVER!
MAKES YOU SICK AND SALIvATES

Tone tonight. Your druggist or dealer
sells you SO cent bottle of Dodson's
Liver Tone under my personal money
back guarantee that each spoonful will
clean your sluggish liver better than a
dose of nasty calomel and that it won't
make you sick.
Dodson's Liver Tone is real liver
medicine. You'll know it next morning
because you will wake up feeling fine,
your liver will be working; headache
and dizziness gone; stomach will be
sweet and bowels regular.
Dodson's Liver Tone is entirely vege.
table, therefore harmless and can not
salivate. Give it to your children.
Millions of people are using Dodson's
Liver Tone instead Of dangerous calomel
now. Your druggist will tell you that
the sale of Calomel ID almost stopped
entirely here.
Rural Retreat times. [volume] (Rural Retreat, Va.) 1892-1918, 1916-03-23
$lo. AND A WOMAN.

Give a woman ten dollar
hill, and what is the first thing
she will do with it?
Will it be a 'bee line" tor
the store? Not much!
Will it 60 down into the femi-
nine bank? Possibly---for
temporary security.
But that ten spot will afford
h G r more ecstatlc pleasure
than man could draw out OF
a hundred, or a clay pipe.
First she will hunt up the
last issue Of the local paper
and see what it has to offer in
the way of bargains-,anything,
just SO it is a bargain.
hese will be carefully and
pairstakingly checked off with
a two inch stub Of a pencil,
and then it will be hunt for a
pair of shoes. or summer hat,
or any one of a thou sand other
things.
The lumber Of articles she
will squeeze out Of that ten
spot i s amazing. Where a
man would spend it all in one
throw, woman will have a
list a foot long.
But woe unto the merchant
whose advertisement is not in
the paper when she goes out
to part with that ten. He is a
back number.
For she will have every are
tlcle ca.alogued before h e
ever extracts the long green
from her "bank.'' She will
know right where to go tor
each purchase, just how much
she wants, and what she is
willing to pay.
She has probably consumed
six hours in compiling the list,
has killed another halt dozen
in the stores, and will go home
with six months OF pleasure
tucked away under her arm or
reposing in the back end OF
the buggy.
But then that is her way, be-
cause she is a woman.
And women are women, and
because they are women they
are entitled to the best OF all
things in lite.
Give your wife ten dollars.
Rural Retreat times. [volume] (Rural Retreat, Va.) 1892-1918, 1916-03-23

II a millionaire tells you that
h, was far happier when he
earned a dollar day, remind
him of what David said in his
haste.
Rural Retreat times. [volume] (Rural Retreat, Va.) 1892-1918, 1916-03-23

Every person is responsible
for al the good within the
scope of his abilities. and for
no more, and none can tell
whose sphere is the largest.