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The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1916-05-24

NlI'i hI hhN been Sdld ana donr, mo
fact remains that the colonel own. the
progressive party and oairics II In his
vest pocket
And there seems 10 he ro legitimate
r"rsou why he should not do ~ no
p'"osee with 81 lie created Il. gave n n
nauv and had hs friends feed /, 20 kc"p
10 u.."
Therefore n The ,-,lonel sees ~ 10
irhd" The Part to,k 10 the republicans
frr q presidential nomination nr ANYTHING
rls" th'r have to offer. no nohody's
husluoss hu' hls own
Tho presidential nomination 'houF. =
the only tnmg In ~" world the repubn
cans hsvr' 10 trtde. which illustrates
the familiar contention that Il IL he'll
to 10 popr
Now tho police come forward With Oh
l'rions 4, the sale NJ sl~phol with y
lli'lr cider mN'i IN Il The police Arr
hard tp please
- always agmothinF June wedding
IfcS"uis viii hive to b" made In f~g,
dn}s
Nll, SUNDAY viii come to Okla hpna
CIV. perhaps within the next three years
Those Vho are out ~ she church nigh,
~ VOL go IN nov
Waking Oklahoma CITY the nn c~nts-
/ ~ tho state would not mean necessarily.
hat nnv oil viii have to he mixed
With tNnt water We arc going 10 get
IAnilaiv That now hoardsr Il either
married man or y wldowcr rrrttty
DAUGHTER Nhv ma. h" saws hr T. a
tsrhclor ISudl8iy We'll. don't believe
y when h. opens hs pocketbook 10
ply his hoard h. always turns his back
to me
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1916-05-24

German military nuhurl'c, have forbidden tho vomcu
&, wear hrh shoes probably the theory that tow much
time Is wasted IN lsrnr them Nov tr nm order forbid
ding gown, TINT button up tho back
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1916-05-24
BRITISH TO SEARCH MAIL.

WIASHINGTON Is likely TO mix things with tho Rrt
w ish government next over the question " search
ing NJ the mails " ncurns one protest has been made
and another is about 10 be- sout I'm The meantime there
has thc statement that Great Britain will
the practice
The Rriilsh may presume too much the calm and
peaceful attitude NJ the United states Germany pre-
-nmcd upon n 10 coraln point until this country showed
~ teeth
Compared with other things. the Interference with
mail hy tho British may appear small matter. hut
,ually II may loom very large The British have taken
upon themselves deal ~ authority and there Is
some evidence that they have mi.us"d 70 10 considerable
extent There is In reality time when the mail ~
ncuras Is not exempt from examination by hcllircrcnt
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1916-05-24
Walt MaSOn'S
Prose Poem

yVJIIEN was working on farm,
M and hrandishcd. with my strong
w right arm, the mllzzle-londlng
hoe | said, I'm tired Of such grind
some softer snap III have 10 find, and
to the town Ill GO | got II Job In
Stucker .
Tired ;r%sI ,n.2a worked @"%
three months
or more and stlll was Short of bliss
nnd So I muttrrcd. with sob, "Ill
have 10 hunt another Job there Is no
fun I'm this ! wrote insurance FOR n
while and, ms | walked mile after mile.
10 rupo some prospect In, mid,
I'm weary Of this stunt, some other
grntl III have to hunt, Ht which a man
may win gui n job NJ grooming
swine" and found II wasn't very fine.
nor what | had desired aud 80
ruIs"d my volc" and Sworo. as | had
often sworn before. This labor makes
me tired I never found job liked ::
from every form Of toll hikcd. until
] hrok" my tugs that's why they
taking me today ont 10 the poorhousc,
fnr away, where pnupers swat the
hugs
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1916-05-24

In Kansas wife NAV shoot at her husband when she
sces him kissing another and the court holds that
he has ground for divorce The privileges or Kansas
husbands are being restricted moro and a the time
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1916-05-24

IA' Kn'hclNmp spNa m" oldest iokc
Is the one about tho man who was driv.
ms along y road I'm England md came
10 guldopot ~ ,fuFrnuda tn"
Crldcpou bore u 'lrn frpdiuE. This
n take Won 10 LIVERPOOL There Vts
nu ltishmon sitting on top NJ the guide
Iost nnd the man ycloI "ltoN what Hre
YOU doing up 'horc"" Thr NishmRu
ropliod "Rosorro I've been horc 'pr two
hours I wonder what Tim" n siaris7'
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1916-05-24
Whnal

A record 4 ~ fragile thing
40 matter how you take Il
For. any time YOU lower "
You have 20 ~ and break y
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1916-05-24

with plcn', of water rcady Tor use oklahoma Cry
boosters viii moi have to b" silent an, subject when
they talk about the gorcy of the metropolis Of
the southwest
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1916-05-24

I took him 10 baker shor
thought "a nave SOM" fun
Said he DO not 70 IN there st0r'
Tint baker has n bun
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1916-05-24

Senator Rctsh rrl'lrTc' nc president with Wsi =,
much freedom u, though ho r,ls'rl ,r orrsc him y,
nakius tho rae, nn the opposition ticket,
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1916-05-24

wssc, m Germany arc Rd 10 hc eyrcrorsl, hlgh hut
everything c',c srrcars o have gone up n, tho same
time
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1916-05-24

Republicans plan 10 take more than a hundred hands
and gec clubs with them tho Chicago convention next
month hu they will not hc able TO silence the colonel
with all ~ them playing a1l singing at 'hc same time
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1916-05-24

Roni companies already are after tho water bonds and
t1cns who want 10 buy had better have their hds ani
MONEY rcnhy.
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1916-05-24

Germany warns subjects IN the United States obey
the laws II This country Some N them n seems "a
not understand that It was required ~ them
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1916-05-24

Carranza has sent 10000 troops 10 hunt bandits hut
Mutt and Jeff hc doing about well under tho
direction ~ Rud Fisher the Mexican TROOPS under
Ohtcgon
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1916-05-24

Wasn't II mo rrlouc himself who u'rl o favor tho re-
can ~ judicial dccisors' Who, ru,a, footing now
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1916-05-24
|Su'e!!mins91t,u !! ,up|
RICHARD daAyrs 'S M

Amer nh hbs been said and done. tho
fact remains that the colonel own, tho
progressive party and oaIrics II IN hH
vest pocket
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1916-05-24

The DIX nlks rcal name i' not Rich
Ard Richard
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1916-05-24

Names II Name.
Carte Co'foe lives ~ Kcno,a W W
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1916-05-24

Truth Lies A. tho bottom NJ . p"ran
ter
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1916-05-24

Dorset Garter NJ Purcell president ~
Tho oklRhnms Central. was In NJ. city
TODAY
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1916-05-24

'Ny wife Is lcniont" said nill prse,
y think she Il queen
Snid I, she should he l"nlon', she
l. certainly quite lean
tukp Mrfytke
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1916-05-24

s u G X y y
s. q q n II u
there | worked
three months
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1916-05-24
MUTT AND FF-Some People Belong Lodges and Some Don't

JJrr ne pCpJeuoAN NATIONAL
CoNVCNuoN Come 5 otr ~
CN,CeCo Oo JuNC :, we've y,Sr
CO.. TING 10 nN,UIr
I iNtCNp 10 RUN SOS pet slDesr
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1916-02-16
FORMER NEW ULMITE ELECTED
CASHIER OF SALTWATER
e.. / a>.;i=, BANK. 4.5 49,. s,*. I. 4

B r-
q: At the recent election of officers of the
Farmers & Merchants State bank of
Saltwater w. c. Krog, formerly of this
city was offered the position of cashier,
which ne accepted. The Saltwater Ga
zette writes as follows of the young
man:
'Mr. Krog, the new cashier of the
Farmers and Merchants, is man of
about thirty-fve years of age. He was
born in Germany, coming to this country
when child. He has lived in New Ulm
and Lamberton, Mimi, but for the past
nine years has been in the banking bust
ness in South Dakota and Washington;
it is from the latter state that he comes
here. Mr.. Krog is married; his family
is at present in South Dakota, but will
come to Saltwater to make it their home
as soon as Mr.. Krog can make the neces-
sary arrangements fer residence
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1916-02-16
CREAMERY SHOWS
UP WELL FIRST YEAR.

The first annual meeting of the stock
holders of the Farmers Coop. Creamery
Association of Lafayette was held at the
hall Tuesday afternoon and was attended
by most of the farmers who have taken
stock. President Of the Board, Henning
johnson, called the meeting to order and
secretary, John Holberg, read an account
OF the money collected for stock sold
and other sources of receipts received up
to February LIST. From the report it is
shown that the cost of the creamery
building, including the we'll, site, drainage
and equipment was $7,889.19. .
With regard to the operating of the
creamery and the amount of business
done during the month of January the
following was reported. The creamery
is being supplied with milk from 80
patrons and with cream from SO patrons
or a total of Is patrons at the present
time. A total of 1850 pounds of milk
and 12,075 pounds of cream was delivered
during January from which 1O4 tubs of
butter was made. The amount of butter
fat was 6,240 pounds which made 7,487
pounds of butter. All of this butter has
been shipped to New York and the re-
turns were not on hand but it was esti-
mated that it will bring about $780,
Lafayette Ledger.
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1916-02-16
GIVE "sYRUP OF FIGS
TO CONSTIPATED CHILD
Delicious "Fruit Laxative" can't harm
tender little Stomach, liver
and bowels.

Look at the tongue, mother! II
coated, your little ones stomach, liver
and bowels need cleansing at once
When peevish, CROSS, listless,. doesn't
sleep, eat or act naturally, or is fever
ish, stomach sour, breath bad; has
sore throat, diarrhea, full of cold, give
a teaspoonful of california Syrup OF
Figs" and In few hours all the foul,
constipated waste, undigested food
and sour bile gently moves out of it's
little bowels without gripping, and you
have we'll, playful child again. Ask
your druggist for 50-cent bottle of
California Syrup of Figs" which con
tains full directions for babies, chill
dren OF all ages and for grown-ups.
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1916-02-16
PUT CREAM IN NOSE .
AND STOP CATARRH
Tells How To Open Clogged Nos
trils and End Head Colds.

. You feel fine in a few moments. Your
cold in head or catarrh will be gone.
Your clogged nostri!s will open. The air
passages of your head will clear and
you can breathe freely. No more dull
ness, headache; no hawking, snufling,
mucous discharges or dryness; no strug-
Cling for breath at night.
Tell your druggist you want a small
bottle of Ely's Cream Balm. Apply a
little Of this fragrant, antiseptic cream
in your nostrils, let it penetrate through
every air passage of the head; soothe
and heal the swollen. infamed mucous
membrane, and relief comes instantly.
It is just what every cold and catarrh
sufferer needs Don't stay stuffed-up
and miserable.
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1916-02-16
RIDlCULES FOREIGN POLICY
Senator Cummins of Iowa Flags Presi.
dent Wilson.

Senator Cummins of Iowa Flags Presi-
dent Wilson.
st. Paul, Feb. Ex-senator A. B.
Cummins Of Iowa ridiculed President
Woodrow Wilson for what he called
his "vacillating views on prepared
ness and for his policies toward the
Mexican and European situations in a
speech before the Lincoln Republican
club in the Saint Paul hotel. Al
though he expressed himself as op-
posed to the adoption of any new pol
icy of preparedness" until the pres
ent war is over and it's lessons under
stood the liveliest demonstration came
when he said:
"This country should so prepare
that it will be humanity impossible for
hostile foot to plant itself on the
SIH IF America"
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1916-02-16
PREPAREDNESS PLANS
remain IN L|MEL|GHT

Washington, Feb. 15.-National pre-
paredness problems again hold the
center of the stage in congressional
committee activity.
Having concluded hearings on mill.
tary defense questions Chairman
Chamberlain and his associates on the
senate military committee have been
framing bill on the subject. They
are to incorporate in the measure a
plan of liberalization of the national
guard to create a reserve defense
force.
Chairman Hay and members of the
house committee resumed work of re.
drafting the house defense bill to
eliminate the continental army feature
and place in it's stead the plan of fed.
eralizing state troops.
The house naval committee began
an exhaustive inquiry into submarine
warfare and the alleged shortcomings
of the American submarines.
At the present rate of progress
Chairman Padgett of the committee
does not believe that the naval appro-
priation bill will be ready to place be.
fore the house until the latter part
of May.
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1916-02-16
OPEN NOSTRILS! END
A COLD OR CATARRH
How To Get Relief When Head
and Nose are Stuffed Up. -

Count fifty! Your cold in head or
catarrh disappears. Your clogged nos
trils will open, the air passages of your
head will clear and you can breathe
freely. No more snufling, hawking,
mucous discharge, dryness or headache;
no struggling for breath at night.
Get small bottle of Ely's Cream
Balm from your druggist and apply q
little of this fragrant antiseptic cream
in your nostrils. 1t penetrates through
every air passage of the head, soothing
and healing the swollen or inflamed
mucous membrane, giving you instant
relief. Head colds and catarrh yield
like magic. Don't stay stuffed-up and
miserable. Relief 10 sure.
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1916-02-16
ANOTHER
OPPORTUNITY
To Consult An Eminent
Specialist
NEAR OUR HOMES.

Since his last visit many inquiries as
to when he is going to return have been
received. Cn his last visit to New Ulm
his rooms were thronged with patients as
will no doubt be the case on his coming
trip.
Under the law of the Great State of
Minnesota, DR.. Doran is specially licens-
ed by the Minnesota State Board of
Medical Examiners to visit profession
ally the principal towns and cities of
the state. Being so legally authorized
gives him standing that gains the con-
fidence of the people, saying nothing
about the many satisfied patients he has
in every part of the state, under his
system of treatment without operation.
(That which is too often resorted toy
DR.. Doran has been resident of Min
nesota for many years and has devoted
nineteen years of his professional life
in the study and practice of chronic
ailments. With his vast experience in
this line of work for these many years,
enables him to combat chronic diseases
of which he makes speciality.
It is hardly necessary to state any,
thing further regarding his standing and
ability, but we will take the liberty to
publish a few extracts from letters
recently written by few of his many
patients.
Geo. Matasovsky, Lakefeld, Mimi,
writes: Dear DR.. Doran-Our little
boy is improving nicely; think it will
take another month treatment to cure
him. We feel very thankful to you.
We tried two other doctors and no re-
lief.
Mrs. Odin Oien, Wahpeton, No. Dak.,
in letter states she is getting along fine,
felt better soon after beginning the
treatment.
August Althoff, Thief River Falls,
MIMI, writes he is rapidly improving
after long standing ailment.
Mrs. Harry Clements, Clear Lake, So.
OAK, writes, wanting to know when
DR.. Doran is going to be in western Min
nesota, as he helped Mr.. Clements so
much that she wants to consult him for
her ailments.
E. M. Thorough, Rt. No. 2, Jasper,
MIMI, says his boy IL years old is cured
of bed-wetting. Mr.. Thorough also took
treatment. Write these people for fur
ther information.
Mrs. C. A. Wolf, Aitkin, MIMI, writes:
am writing to tell you I am rejoiced to
be able to say that two of my five sores
are healed. Two more are healing over.
Andrew Hawkonson, Manchester,
Mimi, writes that he is getting better.
Clara Storhoff, Lanesboro, Mimi,
wrote she is cured of goiter.
Florence Jacobson, Madelia, Minn.,
writes, she is rapidly getting well.
Frances Luedke, Chaska, MINI, writes:
after the first dose she took, felt better
and is getting we'll. ~. -
Simon Thompson, Rt. No. 2, Kindred,
No. Oak, told DR.. Doran he was cured of
appendicitis and also his son, Oscar, was
cured. /. . 5sl r.: :. ~>sr
Dr.. Doran will be one day only at New
Ulm, Grand Hotel, from half past twelve
at noon until eight in the evening. -
Monday, February Il.
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1916-02-16
He Realizes.

The Father: I suppose you realize
young man, that some day you will have
to go out into the world and earn your
own living. :.
The son: Yes, sir; that's why am
trying to have as good time as possible
just now.-Judge.
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1916-02-16
Well Known Engineer Dead

Pelham Manor, N. Y, Feb. 10
Louis D. Duncan, widely known as an
electrical engineer, died suddenly at
his home here at the age of fifty-three
years. DR.. Duncan, as consulting
engineer, supervised the work of cleo
trifying New York city's first subway
system.
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1916-02-16

ADAM j. PETERS,: Painter, deco
rator and Paperhange.. All orders
promptly executed by experienced work.
men
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1916-02-16
WILSON UNDECIDED ON
WAR SECRETARY,

Washington, Feb. 15.-Presi-
dent Wilson reached no deci-
sion on whom to appoint secre-
tary of war while he was on
his trip down the Potomac,
and a successor to former Sec.
rotary Garrison may not be an
nounced for several days.
The day book. [volume] (Chicago, Ill.) 1911-1917, 1916-08-07

But there was no occasion for that.
After dinner, as they sat in the iV-
ing room and Mrs. Leeds was primed
for her attack, Walter spoke.
MY DEAR" he said to his wife, 81
had a sad mission today. You re-
member the old friend l told you of,
Gerald Price, who died six months
ago."
81 think l do" mUrmUred Nellie.
He loved a beautiful young girl,
whose parents objected to his adj
dresses. They sent her away for a
year and it broke my friends heart
She returned to the city few days
since and l have executed the mis-
sion my friend in dying entrusted to
me. 1t was to tell her how saCredly
he had treasured a few words she
had written and photograph of her
self she had given him, to his last
moment 1t was a sad task. l took
her to his grave today and told her
of his cOnstanCy. Poor soul! her
heart is broken. She is a hopeless
invalid and will not long survive the
man she loved so devOtedly."
ooh! why did her parents inter
fere?" breathed Nellie, almost cry
ing.
At this her mother spanked up"
She gave her a whitening glance.
Next morning she terminated her
visit.
Nellie never told Walter of the or
deal through which she had passed.
Only a greater tenderness and
strengthened faith came into her
heart for the man whom she doubted
neYermOre.
WINTER CLOTHES WILL BE GAY
Bv RaTTV RToNUn
The day book. [volume] (Chicago, Ill.) 1911-1917, 1916-08-07

the Chicago Garment Manufacture
ers' Fashion show, of the gay plu-
mage even the least of us will be
wearing in the winter. The shawl
collar and deep cuffs indicate we will
be comfortable as well as gay. The
front belt and pouch-like pockets
decorate many new overcoats.
The day book. [volume] (Chicago, Ill.) 1911-1917, 1916-08-07

"How Is it that nobody ever ven-
lures to discuss the war with links
and he has all the talking to him
self?"
well, you see, he's the only fell
low in the club who knows how to
pronounce the names of those Rus
sian and Polish iaWbreaker towns"
The day book. [volume] (Chicago, Ill.) 1911-1917, 1916-08-07

WINTER CLOTHES WILL BE GAY
BY Betty Brown
Autumn will bring no relief to color
blind eyes! From flambOyant sports
clothes we will skip to flamboyant-er
fall coats.
Here's a modest model in mustard
color broadClOth-gay as a primrose
and snug as a blanket. The two
toned gray buttons and the goId
brown velvet and fur collar add
brightness.
It's a fOrerunner, they told me at
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1916-01-16
A Lead-Eating Insect.

~NTOMOLOGIC reports from California
L. mention another California wonder.
the lead-eating insect. The Department
of Agriculture claims that this strange
insect does not eat lead for its palarable
qualities, nor because it is nutritious; in
fact, the department believes that the
bug does not eat the lead at all, but
simply bores its way through lead sheath
ing to get out.
A Sinoxyon Deceive will sometimes get
into lead conduit sheathed in wood and
the energetic little bug bores Its way
1t makes holes large enough to cause la
mentable damage. Entomologfsts at the
Depa rtment of Agriculture have been eX-
perimenting for some time with various
metal-boring insects. The termite, or
white ant, so destructive wherever found.
also bores easily through lead sheeting.
No positive nor very plausible explana-
ton has been found for the Sinoxylon
Deceive, which alights on lead-covered
telephone cables and bores fine round
hole through lead sheathing and paper in
sulation straight to the copper wire. En-
tomologists suggest that the bug, which
is really beetle. may think that the
wire is tree or vine In which he always
has bored holes from the time he was
born. Other authorities suggest that the
suggestion is that the Sinoxylon deceive
bores these holes just before 1t deposits
its eggs. The beetle is about q quarter
of an inch in length. slender and very
black, with hard wing covers. 1t 10 not
confined to one part Of the world, but il
found in widely separated places It may
be of oriental extraction. Some have
been found in the lead foil OF tea pack
ages. Quarantine may be resorted to to
stop the damage done by them.