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The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1916-08-24
EVAS TAKE PAIR OF
GAMES FROM REDS

Vile won a double header from Muske-
gon here to and 8 to today. Mus
krSon out hit the home team but the
Evas made their hits count. The locals
used three pitchers in each game. Score:
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1916-08-24
AMATEUR NOTES

Sunday afternoon. August ~. the Viz.
ginia club Of the South Side Will 90 TO:
Bellaire where the Florence club nins,
will be played. The Florence team has:
leased the Bellaire park for tia <re.t
mainder OF the season and the game5
will be played on the park. Rogeroons
for, the Virginia club and Patterson,
Mooney and Schramm for the p. A.2C.t
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1916-08-24
BENDERS RALLY AND WIN
FROM DAYTON IN NINTH

SOUTH BEND Ind. Aug. ca walk
followed by three hits gave South Send
three runs in the eighth inning to-da!
and a to l victory over Dayton. Inc
Vets scored their run in ;he final In
ming. Hill pi;raed good ball. but Mad
trouble in locating the plat$. Il: WAS
touched up for six hits. but only In the
ninth inning did he allow two blows.
Score:
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1916-08-24
Tha Standing
CENTRAL LEAGUE
Yesterdays Results

Springfield. S; Wheeling. 3.
:WheelnE. g. Springfield. ..
Evansville. s; Muskegon. S.
Evansville. s: Muskegon. 4.
South Rcnd. (: Dayton, l.
Terre Haute Grand Rapids,
played Tuesday.
First game ''Second game.
First game. Second game.
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1916-08-24
HOW THEY STAND
NATIONAL LEAGUE
The Standing.
AMERICAN LEAGUE
Yesterdays Results
YesIerday's Results
.Pittshurgh, .: Philadelphia, l.
Chicago. I; Brooklyn. 6.
Other games not schedules
'16 innings.
Yesterdays Results

st. Louis. 5; Washington. L..
"Washington. .: St. Louis, 2:
New York, 5: Chicago I.
Detroit 10; PHILADELPHIA. :.
Boston. Z: Cleveland. g..
First game. -'Sccond game, I In
ninES.
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1916-08-24

The Moose Pool Room Win play !: .
pickup team from East Wheeling or
the Tunnel Green diamond at ! o'c1oc
Sunday afternoon for so . stde.
10 report at the pool room at II O'Clock
B. West. Jaquay, Bcntx. Wood. BHrchr
G. Miller. H. Mffler, Crook. VanyoS &n1.
changer Walters. = :sE.7{;:ss
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1916-08-24

G) batted for Lapp in 9Th: a. bat
ter for Terry in 5th. go hatted for
Mogridge in the 5lh. ~ batted for
Gedeon In the Sth. 80 hatted for Wal
ers in the Sth. 80 ran for Pipp In the
9Th.
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1916-08-24
Second Game

r. II. z.
Evansville ........ 900 o53 Ks 1
Nuskegon ........ 0co 300 l-e6
Batteries: Fromholz. W!nchell, Turn
er and Yantz; Hart. Wheatley and Nc
Nell
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1916-08-24
PLAYED TUESDAY

-ERRE HAUTE.. Ind. Aug. 23-Terre
Haute-Grand Rapids played In double
header yesterday.
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1916-08-24
DOUGLAS GETS TRIMMED BUT 90X
SE|BOLD COMES THROUGH 3 To z
DUHcHED HTS WE'RE RESPONSE
BILE FOE LOSS OF FIRST
GAME, TO 3.

Riley ind Lear Won Second contes. In
Ninth Inning With Single and
Doub1e-Snaith Protests.
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1916-08-24
COBB IS REAL SHOW
AS TIGHERs TRIM ATHLETICS.

Gould, Kl"pfer and O'Neil; Leonard.
Ruth and CarriEan, Cady.
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1916-05-25
w SHOttD St NOI.

HEADLINE IN e recent ~ paso
~ newspaper asks is 'atr"u
4 Goiug Back Ia the senate
After witnessing the demonstration
IN yesterdays Democratic state COM
vcntion IN behalf Of \. \. Jones. auD
atcr hearing MIR Jones upon the uH-
tional situation ana the issues VIII %
confront American citizens, VI shout
say with some degree Of Ccrtaint.
that Catron Is not going back To- th'
senate. our idea r. that no IiopuH
lean Is going to the senate from Nov
Mexico next year. The people of this
state have fun average iutciligon u
They are thinking now about then
officers and representatives AZ thoy
nave not thought before.
when a thinking New Mckee ,ot"'
pausos long enough 20 size W \ \
Jones alongside the whole Rcpubiic'i
senatorial field, as to- achievements
equipment ability, broadth-thorc D.
not much doubt as to how he vii
vote.
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1916-05-25
Vest Pocket ESSAYS
p POLITICS
~ GEORGE FITCH

-Ur ,o,tl 10, Ion, hoc, "a,
donb, h., 80 haul, hc a.,
nwcs,t ~ uho,Lo- ,nI,,i,,
10 a, 80 ,,,..t.r r,ory ,no upi
n,m,, Tho, n.r,,i,s 60 s,n,,,tar o..
,rome,v ,o ''
poli,iog p.. or, ~ c,,ryi,c
laree nnut,, o, .n,os IN no g
noclo, ,nt s,raddl,n, forco.
nnn,inr ro,o. ,,,ning hal .omcr
ssuI,a and u,r ning o,,o hand wnr
ons w,,h"r, M an, -, ,hom
Thar arc ,,r In,,n- so o,nc,t ,hai
,hoy cam D,m.h, ,ohbinr non
roos,. md -, -" cicctcd a,a,o. al.
,o,p., an ,t, ,ron,,h "a, A, thorc
,ro m,, at, 'nah noor ,-oIi,tct,n,
,bat rLc, ,,", Ln deafcn,cd for J"r
ca,Sho- r,r r.,'i,s yonng lad,
from , -r,,,t,. hnn.c vith"n, The
t@orn'pIi,y a. .r n,-roduc,iop
poii,,,i,,. hn,n M, m.do +,
,oi,,i.tar. 80 H. .c, .,,I5
,,o -, nan,or,,,r onnns,
,one sso r 'norI,irion h,,icvor
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1916-05-25
NOW FOLLOW IT ip.

-HE Democratic party I'm N'N
Mexico II or on the right iru'
In the convention YESTERDAY
and last night there ~as less OF per
sonal s%,iashness and personal inter-
est and personal difference than o.
any convention in recent yeats.
There was more Of harmony, onthus-
llsm. confidence. IL was, az It's per
manent chairman. Mr.. Lucero. de
scr,bed it. the greatest political con
yention ever held in New Mexico.
This convention marks the opening
of the 1916 campaign in his stat.
/, IS a most auspicious opening. There
r.mains now but one essential Tor
success ut the close OF the campaign.
That essential Is work. The work 'ur
Democratic success. for getting oct
the vote that beyond all question "
here and ia sufficient numbers I" IN
sure victory. must begin ~ once. u
must hc well organized, well directed
and II must be continuous II o.
simply a matter ut following az.
maintaining and spreading the "n-
thusiasm evident Ia yesterday " =
,cntiun. As Mr.. Jones pointed out ~
his notable address, this Is a time TO-
unsclfish service. e time which calls
for the hes, brain aud the bost s"r'-
ice la every American citizen There
N no better form ot public serNi,,
than unsclnsh effort M behalf 81 q
worthy ticket and worthy principle.
II the Democrats of Sew Mexico wal
make up their minds tu a s'lumer ana
an early autumn of hard work the.
will sweep this state and make Ne"
Mexico Democratic IN state and logis.
lati'c and IN u majority OF county Of.
Aces.
II Will no, BE- accomplished without
the work
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1916-05-25
Autumn

Autumn Is the time OF the year
that we now have,
Therefore It is unpleasant TO many
people.
Its good points will not be dis
tinctly visible TIL next Spring.
Human beings wear their far-away
specs when they hunt things to BE-
glad ~
They see them when it's too late
TO get the full benefit OF them.
Some people call Autumn Fall.
That liz in recognition OF the habits
OF the leavos OF deciduous trees az
that time Of year.
Trees know when Fall If They
keep their calendar on tho loose-leaf
system.
when the leaves loosen, winter IA
coming
Seeing the approach OF cold wealth
or. they kick the covers on and In.
vite the borean zephyrs to zeph their
darncdest.
Autumn is the time for burying
cabbage In the garden.
Cabbage is better IN tho winter II
IL is not embalmed before burial.
Autumn Is also the time when tho
fros, Is on the punk.
q very WELL
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1916-05-25
PRACTICAL PHILANTHROPY

-HE biggest, most universal.
scheme ior social service 90
the history of America. one
Affecting every hamlet ~ the laud,
has been Instituted bog the National
Humber Manufacturers association
In the proposal ,o build q home Co..
every rural school teacher .u Amer.
iDt
Ncw McNIcu will oo ono of the nest
states where the plan will be carried
into effect. and a thorough iny'sti-a-
tion of the conditions M thi- -t"'
preceded the a-nnuuuccWout ut IA
.uDill sor,Icv plans az thc Jumbo.
manufacturers Tn" association b
not as set formulated Its pltur for
pushing TINS new department "t pu
lut service boy actually assisting the
srhuols II the nation 60 build home
for to1r hers. uut worn ON th, cutter
prifr is already under way and tho
association plans "a have d. pltus
ready Tor announcement no e lev
weeks.
Tho plan Go spread the gospel ul
homes Tor school teachers over tu'
land was nrs' broarhcd only e i,"
weeks ago 1T "a conference ut iu.
directors uf tho u-sociatluu. II uro.ro
instantly popular Tho id,' va.
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1916-05-25
nEopLE who complain OF the

EoPLE who complain OF the
high cost of living in this land
where they got in return living
that's worth something should re-
mcnJcr that high cost Is not Incl
dent to the United states alone,
Suppose they lived IN tho city OF
Buenos Aires. the crea, city Of South
America. where II costs from $3.50
TO $3.50 a day Tor each person at
good hotels and from $40 to $40 n
month In modcraJo hoarding.houses
\ house costs $50 q month and an
apartment from 500 to $500. Gas
is 81 a thousand The cook costs
$40 n month. Sugar Is II cents a
pound. eggs SO cents a dozen. butter
50 cents a pound. coal 10 cents for
ten pounds. shoes IS q pair. silk
socks $3.50 a pair collars 30 cents
each. The money standard in Argen.
tina Is tho gold standard and the
pesos Is worth nearly as much as
u American dollar. though the cur.
rency is at a discount OF something
over forty per cent st that. the
prices In the great South American
republic are considerably higher
than here. Then there are the prices
which have gone soaring In the war.
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1916-05-25
CURRY SETS Up
H[AOQUARTERSF0R
ROOSEVELT HERE
Under George Won L. Meyers
League; Llewellyn and 10.
renzo Hubbell Working on
the Boom With Him.

Uuusc,clts boom for the EcpubIi-
a nomination for president Is 1" he
actively spread tu this city aud sur
rounding counties Former Governor
G,prE, curry has opened Roosevelt
headquarters Ht the combs hotel.
The headquarters will operate un-
der the direction of the Roosevelt
league. organized hy former Iostmus-
ter General George a. l.. Meyer II
viii Ice Kept open until the %li"puhlicHIi
national convention meets at chicago
next month.
Associated with Governor curry ia
spreading Roosevelt propaganda her"
viii bee ". ~ n Llewcllyu Of Las
Cruces and j Lorenzo HduGoll Tn"
latter Nas appointed on the commit
toe as Il resident ut Gallup hu; h9
lives IN Arizona
Major llcwollyu. lidc former Gov
oruor curry was iu RouS"N cts Rough
Rider regiment during the spanish
American war.
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1916-05-25
Views OF The Press
The High Cost OF Lung

torn countries of Europe which
ought to be kept In mind.
We sometimes think here In this
land Of plenty where We haven't yet
missed observing a Thanksgiving
day. that VIC are buruened beyond
reason, that things cost too much,
but We should remember that here
there are blessings enjoyed by the
people Of no other land. It's char.
actcristic OF the American people to
complain and kick-things are too
high or they don't bring enough to
pay for producing them. the weather
is too hot. or too dry. or too cold.
and when the seasons roll around.
things come out all right. There Is
generally a plenty to go around and
comparatively few go cold or hun.
gry 10 bed. and it's the fault OF our
selves they do and not OF the pro-
ductive earth. II things aren't just
right. aren't just what we think they
should be. there Is a reason for II
all and the correction may be ap.
piled II We but get to the bottom and
learn the facts. One thing Is sure
beyond dispute-it's worth more to
live In the United States to-day than
in any other time or In any other
land. YoNnostown Daily vindicdtor.
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1916-05-25
'CONN[RS WANTS
TO MAKE THIS
CITY HIS HOME
Discovers Friend Here, Falls in
Love With Town and Has
Added Reason for Wishing
to Lick Torres.

Jimmy Corners. the slugging well
tctWcight who ~ TO meet JaDN Tor
res in the main event of the ull-stHr
boxing show at ArmOry Han next
Tuesday Afternoon. is contemplating
making this city his future home.
The climate, the kindness of Ia, peo-
pie and the fact that Cuuucrs Tor the
nrst time since he left his native land.
Greece. met u man from his homo
city. all have served as influences that
are prompting Corners to rcmuin
here. \ victory owe Torres would
make his staying "a certainty.
Soon after his arrival here Com
| ners. 10 seeking Amusement. entered
the Pastime theater. Imagine his
| surprise when he saw the owner Of
| the place OF amusement was a man
from his native heath, The glad
greetings of Corners and Jimmy
ProVas at an End the latter proceeded
to make Cunncrs acquainted. intro
ducIng hIm to a number of his own
intimate friends. overnight conncrs
felt himself perfectly at home and
took such a fancy To- the city that hr
requested Promoters Louis Newman
and billy Mccartney tu seek another
Opponent for HIM here. that b. Dr. n.
beats Torres. aud ne b. very confident
Dee viii turu the trick.
Since l,atIug Sew Nutk. his hr-I
stopping place i.'rt uo lcachci Ih
|lcouutry. Couuors has made las head.
uJnttrr- between chicago kar-f'
"Iry 80. Louis aud Sew york., sta,
ans IA each place q. long "a The 90.
]puncut. held uuf when D. bcotu'
ltousu o." get any uuc Go meet hiiH
lCuuuor- would ptck his trunk uul
muNc ON to one OF the other elite
iic has saved quite a bit OF the muu',
me- has clrucd In his rim work Hu'
ne stayed here would omntrh %
lsum, small business. Ga the pla -
where ID, has been hc hi- made host
coz friends and ana feels confident .
up should decide go remain here u'
would get along finely
ON. tniug is certain. BE- he ughis 81
ht business world n- heri Tor surcv-
les 10, strives Tor victory ln the rlu-
lt - imuu-,.ul, tor him to fail Al
WAVE. Smiling out ut the rinc With
sunny disposition. when Inc be-
'u,ugs b., leaves al ~ pleasant WY
la the CORNER tui WALKS furtu fuN %
lught. a., -,lJum hIDi, az from q
opponent and hls worn dow many
l~clct,t man DID,, H. dussod hortue-l
|ta,tic- OF hl- chnr,,- AGAINST Ton
r.. Duuu'r.. r uuu-illN'tiFo chan
has 1890, to -Hr ruf Zoo h.s intimate
hc has ,unndcd that h' VII sur"l
ca,c the Rms q winner.
when uu" question o.. ryt'rc' com.
lup lI.t uIsHf ,HnH.f. readily a-t''
l. |a#V and lL.H
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1916-05-25

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The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1916-05-25
Unrestricted Immigration

"And what has this warm invita-.
tion from America TO all the world.
20 come and have q home with us.
accomplished for u.s." asked the elo.
quent lecturer who didn't expect any
body else to do any Of the talking.
I'm making ne have TO fight like
the dickens TO keep our ammunition
mills going when we wanted to pre-,
pare for national defense" sQueakcd
= nan whose judgment was better
than his voice.
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1916-05-25

cSTRlCKlANDkM,ClLLILWo
= The Hnrcuu Drawer

~
i'yo Just CLEANED out" the refuse
from an ancient bureau drawer.
And left more rubbish In II than
was In tho thing before
At least II seems more crowded
than IL was when ! began.
This cleaning-out performance IL
no business for q man.
| found a lot Of papers that I didn't
know had.
a letter from my mother when !
was "A callow lad.
The contents weren't important. rs
we count such things to-day,
But something stopped my motions
when I'd throw the thing away.
4 photograph that spoke to me In
language that we two
OF all tho human beings on this
bulky planet knew;
And other things worked at II q
quarter Of a day.
And mid the trash | couldn't md
a thing to throw away.
And so 7 gently closed the thing
and went to work again
At things of more Importance to
my busy world Of men.
So when my partner asked me II
I'd cleaned the bureau drawer.
J nodded yes" nor told her II
was fuller than before.
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1916-05-25
Pepper Talks
BY GEORGE MATTHEW ADAMS
How

y"
How-to Smile. fiow-to be-
Serious How a. be Content and
Even-Soulcd though having li,tle
How to be Big and generous
with an abundauce. How To face
trial times with forutude and caln,-
ross, How-to taste defeat. and
How-to drink from the cup Of
Victory without singing your fine
spirit. Happiness and one Of the
greatest secret sources OF Charac.
ter strength lio b. your ability to
interpret. TO live. TO understand -
just How,
II you do not know How. learn
How.
Back Of much failure Is the ig.
norance OF How. There Is a world
Of value In knowing How 10 con-
vert set-backs and repeated fail
urcs into biz successes later on.
For there Is IA constantly-increasing
power back of II that IL cure TO he
yours II YOU start out by knowing
How. You will thon enter your
work With daring and confidence.
feeling full well that what results
is snro to bo something worth
while.
II You don't know How. learn
How.
How many q man on looking
over a piece Of work explains that
he doesn't know How TO 20 about
u. and How 10 carry 1t through.
But there Is always someone some
where who DOES know How. And
TO him who does know How and
proves II. multitudes remain ever
ready 10 cheer him on and up.
II you do uot know How, learn
How.
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1916-05-25

Tho people AZ" 10 a politician what
circulation a. 10 an ciitor lie haH
10 have Thorn nr 20 ont of husinoat
\ polit cul party IL % politician
union PARTY issues are the patent
medicine of politics They viii cure
anything \ campaign H. something
that the politician give to the voter
20 keep him bu y and happy until
election IN election Is u frightful
display ~ corruption and un-
fCrupulo,ity by the other side.
Politicians work twenty iyc hours
q day md I've On hope. campaign
cigars md party fervor. When a
good politician dies he gets a libel
u statute in Washington. When u
bad one dies, 81. Peter locks his
gates and puts Plaster OF Parts In the
keyholc.
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1916-05-25
~. tt.t'E.
ASK COMMISSIONERS TO
BUILD ANOTHER DIXIE

Property uYurrs on the rtai s'de
of the Rlu Grdude Yesterday petition
ed thr county commissioners =" have
e dIkc bait from the santa Fc rail-
road 60 the hondpatcr ct III" Alameda
ditch They ~, that womb clint
nate tIl dnup,r ct ruoding The mat
.f,r was rofcrfcd to county surveyor
.r.ii Ross.
The commissioner voted 4" take
up sd. 600 Of the lNH, funding bonds.
rho money viii ON from the sunk
.m: lund tn, bonds would mature IN
.isl. Il, taking them M uoW the
count, uiII 80, more than ftt "a
interest. The ,ommlssiou'i~ took up
s.p 600 bonds on January of thih
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1916-05-25
GEORGIA CYCLONE AT
HIGH SCHOOL TONIGHT

AIR. Harms Armour Of Georgia,
known as the Georgia cyclone vfl
speak ou prohibition at he hish
school auditorium tuuight No al
mission will be charged rni the pub
d, i- cordially invited
Mrs Armour arrived here TUESDAY.
She was the guest col me W g T I.
Yesterday She attended the Demo
cratic state convention 40 the armoTy,
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1916-05-25

that they could wear 4 brass horn
for u ycst Statesmen arc politicians
who love their country In words ~
IA syllahi s CRATER are poll.
ticians with stcoly fingers. Re.
formers are people who would Ike
10 play politics without catching II.
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1916-05-25
Different

"iIavo You any butter in priv -"
asked tho hookNorm.
Here's some Ia hulk-tas'e H."
flc does so, then sadly shakes his
Lcad
no. I'm afraid that's been ou' ~
print for q long time | shOul"n't
be surprised II IL was a first edititl."
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1916-05-25
s-up

Head cooked wisely to one side.
Nervous-lipped and s~teady-eyed.
Crowded belly, busy tail,
Stumbly feet and midnight wall.
Useless teeth that chew and chew
Anything you hnd-thats you!
Some day you will be a dog
And your padded feet Will jog
Silently adown hfe's ways.
Thinking of your puppy days.
Telling other pups less wise
All the WORKOUT has-been Hes
Common to each big grown-up-
That's what YOUll be, little pup
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1916-05-25

Among the stolenest verses We
Know arc the lines Of Eddie Guests.
OF the Dctroi, Free Press (which
somebody once ~wrongfully called tho
u y Prcssl entitled, He Did u
The lines begin. Somebody said "
couldn't he done" ~ last that chief
thief of the universe-London TIT
Bits-has credit for II,
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1916-05-25
The Termination

Lot him that u without ain.
quoted the annoying hypocrite. east
the first stone NJ me-
For the FIRST time In my life"
muiiered u husky observer, u find
myself really laundering for ain
lessness,"
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1916-05-25

The editorial writer IL the only
human or other form Of ycrth',i ite
who can settle any question to his
entire satisfaction with a Few
strokes Of his trusty lead pencil. pen
or type-machine.
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1916-05-25
NlnihcI,. SnrrnM

"why IS yJur mother 81 unhappy.
daughter
She was appointed n ~ tho
board Of film censors. Two weeks ago,
and there hasn't been a single In
decent picture submitted since"
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1916-05-25
Tho Order That should
Iin lhsDIAHI

(a) Wanted Nlon to learn chaur-
feurs trade. FOR SO. in two lessons,
90 Accident iu urlnce, most re-.
liable. ~ low rates.
tcD shipping funerals, SO aud up.
with six carriages.
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1916-05-25
These Children

Billy. what1l ! do' I've swallow.
ed some putty. and I've got an aw'
tul pain
We'll. you'll Just have 10 keen the
pain, JOSIE That's what putty'S
for-to make pains ftay where
they're alright inside your sash!'
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1916-05-25

Ten years ago, he was 20 primo;
Five years ago, "a souse,'
And now he's "hallyhooiur for
\ "moVin' pitcher houso'
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1916-05-25

The pen may boast its prowess, but
smilc and do not mind H.
The pen would he a helpless NUT
II stood not hnhind H.
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1916-05-25

In days 81 old. when knigh'1 were
bold.
They wore Tin suits that tinklcd
And II could rain with might and
main.
But those alits never wriukled.
Jackson. Michigan, PGfrt0t
Hut oh. the pam. when after RAIN
The sun Us beams did thrust
There was mo OH. there WAS mo- foil
To take away the rust-ts
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1916-05-25
Einnigin Eilosnfy

A city is a large collection av
homesick country people who
want & go back { tn farm an
wouldn't shtay there six wakes II
they got their wish.
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1916-05-25
Shakcspearc's Ignorance

When Shakespeare said. "Thir n
the most unkindcst cut OF ALL" he
never heard of Culebra and her
tandslides.
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1916-05-25

We all love money. so why tho bluff?
We're always needing the ding
douEcd stuff,
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1916-05-25
strong Rivalry

There Ia an earnest competition
on between 7 u. and W. j. ~ ~ Tn
which n shall he known as ths
Eva Taneuay OF the political world.