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Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1916-04-05
Defore putting more food lnto the stom.

before putting more food into the stom-
ach.
Girls and women with sallow skins.
liver spots. pimples or pallid complex
ions, also those who wake up with
coated tongue, bad taste, nasty breath,
others who are bothered with head
aches, bilious spells, acid stomach or
constipation should begin this phos-
plated hot water drinking and are as
sured of very pronounced results in
one or two weeks.
A quarter mound of limestone phos-
plate costs very little at the drug
store but is sufficient TO demonstrate
that just as soap and hot water
cleanses, purifies and freshens the skin
on the outside. so hot water and lime
stone phosphate act on the inside or
gans. We must always consider that
internal sanitation is vastly mere inn
portant than outside cleanliness, be-
cause the skin pores do not absorb
impurities into the blood, while the
bowel pores do.
Women who desire to enhance the
beauty of their complexion should just
try this for a week and notice results.
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1916-04-05
Diseases of Autoists.

When the bicycle was in the lime
light, and the daily papers would pub.
lish most anything connected with the
tors began to discover, or rather in,
vent. many new and fearsome diseases
that they claimed to result from riding
the wheel The doctors got their
names into the papers, but the dis.
eases never materialized. Now, some
enterprising member of the medical
fraternity has discovered a peculiar
knee trouble that he claims to result
from continued use of the clutch and
brake pedals. It win probably join
"kiphosis biclarum" in oblivion after
it serves it's purpose as newspaper
item-Scientific American.
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1916-04-05
NORWAY


Great difficulties have been placed
In the way Of importation Of COPPER.
For three months past next to no cop
per has been imported TO Norway on
account of the threats of the English
to capture IL. Business men have con
ferred with the British foreign depart
ment and il is said that the English
have laid down the following rules:
Norway may import copper freely at
the rate of imports Immediately pre-.
ceding the war. II more is wanted II
may be had on condition that Norway
export TO England a corresponding
amount Of raw copper from Norway.
But the chances are that Norway will
not accept this offer Norwegian raw
copper. which is now exported to Hell.
singborg, is much more expensive than
electrolytic copper. Owing to the
great number Of electric plants which
are in process Of construction this
matter is Of great Importance.
The city government of Bergen has
decided TO see thas the rebuilding of
the burnt portion OF the city is done in
a rational manner. The city is TO take
possession of the whole ground, the
price Of each parcel to be established
by agreement, or eventually by com
pulsory appropriation. When this IS
done the streets viii be rearranged in
the most practical manner. In order
to be reasonably sure OF getting the
very best plat for the district the city
will invite 81 Scandinavians to com
petition. So far no prizes have been
announced. but they will no doubt be
liberal.
It is only a few years since the ma
tional government bought 5000 acres
Of timber land in Espedalen. The
price paid was s2l 500. BY the end of
the year 1914 logs had been sold for
s24, 900. Thus the state has 1900 acres
of timber land for nothing. and few
thousand dollars in cash besides.
The Norwegian bark Dagmsr. bound
from America for Norway. has been
lost In the North sea with her entire
crew. II is supposed the Dagmar
struck a mine
The arrival at Copenhagen OF the
Norwegian steamship Konginge in
charge o. "a British prize crew Of six
men is reported by Reuters Copen-
hagen correspondent. The Kong-lnge
was stopped by a British submarine
and ordered to proceed to Leith. Her
coal supply was insufficient and she
put in al Copenhagen.
In former years only small quaint
ties Of sardines have been caught IN
the ChristlaDla ford But this season
the catch is very heavy. Some fishing
smacks have hauled as much as 1000
bushei baskets IN a night. The price
is so hlgh that a nights haul may be
worth from $500 to $4,000 Much Of
the fish is rushed 10 the famous can
neries in staYanger.
The Norwegian steamer Langelie
was sunk and its engineer killed. Six.
teen survivors were rescued
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1916-04-05
obleeted . Common Term.

"Billingsgate" is an accepted term
for vituperative language. A speaker
in a political club wished to vary
this expression II Gliding an oppo-
nent. and criticized him for using
-hshmarket language Thereupon an
other member rose and protested
against this phrase i have been a
hsh dealer for thirty years he said.
and have never heard any bad Ian
guage used in my business. The fish
business is respectable one. and
should not be the subject Of a slur.
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1916-04-05

Old Andy Jimson's wife had been
dead less than three months when
Andy began to take notice" of the
Widow Bagley. Soon after this fact
had become apparent someone asked
Andy how he was coming on" with
the widow.
We've quit" said Andy tersely.
That so? How did that happen?"
We'll. by heck. when feller up an
asks a woman TO marry him ar she
comes at him with dipper o hot wa
ter to throw over him. an sicks ner
dog on him an calls him nine diff'ent
names an threatens to hoss-whip him,
he'll take hint If he amt an idiit an
took the hint an left. Some folks
can't take hint. but kin, by heckl"
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1916-04-05
The Stacker.

A Wisconsin senator said in a recent
address:
81 support our governments foreign
policies, and all the attacks on those
policies seem to me as weak and fab
by as the slackers excuse for not en-
listing.
"A Stacker, you know, gave two ex-
cuses for holding back. They appeared
on the recruiting agents card, as fol
lows:
'First-Weak eyesight, and cannot
see HIS way to enlist.
= 'Second-Has varicose veins and
no confidence in the government.
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1916-04-05
everybody TO His Taste

Different tastes demand different
breeds; one fancier will favor the pet.
another the sporting strain. In select
ing a dog, the buyer should insist on
one with a pedigree. This guarantees
that his breeding has been right; that
his ancestors were bred right; that he
has not been inbred, and that you have
dog with a good future. They may
cost more. but you have a dog that
you can place in competition al any
authorized kennel show and help build
up better dogs IN your community.
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1916-04-05
snlenald Railway Terminal.

Begun in 1909. the Central railway
station Of Leipzig was recently com
pleted at a cost Of S32, 10000. It is
believed that 1t will take the first
place among the terminals of Europe.
The material used for the front Of the
building is a yellow-colored. hard sand
stone from the quarries of Schona on
the EIbe. The rear and the walls OF
the big entrance halls, are built OF
sandstone OF the Gotta quarries.
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1916-04-05
BAcKACHE AND KIDNEYS
Dear Mr. Editor

Dear Mr.. Editor:
For the benefit Of others. gladly
give this statement regarding the
merits OF "Anuric" Am nearly &c
years Of age. ! suffered from back
ache. weak back. rheumatism, and
could not control the excretion Of the
kidneys. can safely say that AN
uric" the new discovery Of DR.. Pierce.
OF Invalids' Hotel. Buffalo, n. Y. has
done me more real good than anything
/ have ever taken FOR these ailments.
slgned-Mrs. y. N. Flint.
NOTE "A new remedy. called AN
uric" has been discovered by DR..
Pierce. It cures backacbe. headache
and the dartiBg pains and aches OF
rheumatism. kidney and bladder
troubles. This "Auuric" e 81 times
more notent than lithia, and dissolves
uric acid. as hSt water does sugar.
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1916-04-05
FOR ITCHING SCALP
And Falling Hair Use cUtIeura Soap
and Ointment. Trial Free.

When the scalp is itching because Of
dandruff and eczema a shampoo with
Cuticura Soap and hot water will be
found thoroughly cleansing and sooth-
ing, especially II shampoo is preceded
by a gentle application Of Cuticura
Ointment to the scalp skin.
Free sample each by mail with Book.
Address postcard. Cuticura, Dept. L,
Boston. Sold everywhere.-Ady.
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1916-04-05

New IL the Time to Get RID of These

There's no longer the slightest need Of
feeling ashamed Of your freekles. the
prescription cthine-6oabie strengths
guaranteed to remove these bonely spots
Simply get en- ounce OF othIne-double
stfenglS-from your druggist. and apply
little OF ~ night and morning and you
should soon zee that even the worst freckles
have begun 90 disappear, while the lighter
ones have vanished entirely. II is seldom
that more than one ounce IL needed to com
pleteiy clear the skin and gain beautiful
clear complexion
Be sure 10 ask for the double strength
chime. this is sold under guarantee Ot
money back IL II fails TO remove freckies-s
w
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1916-04-05
DENMARK.

The report that the Danish govern
ment might reopen the old question of
the sale of the Danish West Indies to
the United States has attracted atten-
ton to the industrial and economic
conditions there at the present time.
In answer to inquiries from the United
States it may be said that the condi-
tions arc most unsatisfactory both on
this island and the island of St Croix.
There is a serious depression in trade
and scarcely any money in circulation
in st. Thomas This is chiefly due to
the European war and the closing of
the Panama canal The chief Industry
of the island has always been the sup
plying of coal and water and other
necessities TO ships; but this is now
practically at standstill, particularly
because of the suspension OF the
steamship service of the Hamburg
American line. This company gave
employment to large number of la
borers and others, the majority of
wham have had to emigrate to Santo
Domingo or other agricultural islands
in order to make a livelihood The
Hamburg American line has. more
than was heretofore realized. been the
main support OF the island. disbursing
a large sum Of money annually. An
extensive system Of harbor works,
with an up-to-date dock and all mod
ern appliances such as electrical coal
fFa oil MA
recently completed here and with the
opening OF the Panama canal it was
expected that great trade would de-
velop. But the slides in the canal
have prevented these hopes from be
ing realized. On the islal-d Of st.
Croix the strike which has paralyeed
the sugar industry for time was a
serious matter The island, very
much more so than ST. Thomas. is az
riculturai, and this years production
of sugar and rum promises TO be ex-
ceptional Following the formation Of
labor unions, the laborers on the
sugar estates contended that with the
increased prices for sugar they should
be paid more wages, but this was re-
fused by the planters. Thousands of
the workers were turned cff the es-
tates and fioeked, with personal be-
l3ngings. to the towns of Frederick
sted and Christiansted, where for the
past month. they have been living in
tents and matched houses and school
buildings A wage concession has
ended the strike. Notwithstanding the
unsettled conditions, there Rave been
few disorders. except for a small
amount of suspected incendiarism.
The government has recently passed
several bills looking 70 the improve
ment Of the laborers of both islands.
including the parceling out among
them of small let's of land under GER
tain conditions. II these measures
are carried out they should improve
the situation greatly.
The population of Denmark is very
close TO the three million mark. Ac-
cording to the first summary Of the re-
cent census the country had 2,sl9.7s6
inhabitants February /, 1916. The in
crease for the past Ave years was
10000, or lis per cent annually;
during the fiye-year period of 1906
1911 the increase was 10000. or 1.27
per cent annually. and during the five
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1916-04-05
Best Ever

What is the defendants reputa-
don for veracity'" asked the Judge.
your honor" said the witness,
I've known him to admit that he had
be>n fishing all day and hadn't got
s'agle bite
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1916-04-05
SWEDEN.

Prince Royal Oscar Frederick VIII
liam Olaf Gustaf Adolf. duke of SHANE
and crown prince Of Sweden. is play
ing an important part in the present
diplomatic negotiations that may mean
so much to his land. While Sweden
is trying by every dignified means 70
keep out of the European war. the
present British blockade and fear Of
Russia is causing the royal family to
indicate a leaning toward Germany.
The crown prince is strong advocate
wife, the crown princess, is English
by birth, having been the Princess
Margaret OF Connapght. granddaugh-
ter of Queen Victoria The royal cou-
pie are thirty-four years old each.
Their four children are Prince Gustav
Adolf. Prince Sigyard, Princess Ingrid
and Prince BERTH.
For centuries relics from ancient
Zines have been picked out of the
ground in the island of Cortland; but
still finds are made from time to time.
The following is a list of those who
nave recently sent relics TO Otto Jan
sen, the national antiquarian. In
each case the object as well as the
price paid by the antiquarian are
given; X. Anderson, Byzantine gold
coin, s5.40: J. Soderlund, bronze
buckle, $1.35: Erik Bergstrom. a flint
dagger, S4.S6; Anna Olssop, a stone
ak. IS cents; A. ostergren. several oh
iects. $40.
The king has authorized the depart
ment of public instruction to call all
the principals Of the normal schools
Of the country TO a meeting at Stock
holm this spring for the discussion Of
matters pertaining to those schools;
but the meeting must not last over
three days.
Two bronze swords about two feet
long have been found at Sturko. Bile
kinge. They are supposed to have
been made about 1000 years before
the Christian era
The general telephone service in
stalled 5000 new apparatus in Stock
holm during the past year. The calls
now average about 100000 a day.
A woman at Alanus, who died at the
axe OF ninety-three years. 'sas
mourned by Il descendants.
All Swedish shipping lines between
western Sweden and European British
ports are being consolidated by the
swedish Lloyd, according TO consular
dispatches to the state department.
The combined companies will have
eeet Of so steamers with a tonnage of
100000
The Swedish steamer Ask has been
damaged near the Noordhinder light
ship and is now being towed into port
nv the Norwegian steamer Lisbeth.
The Ask is a vessel Of l,IS4 tons. Her
home port is Stockholm.
Robbers killed the cashier and
woman. clerk in the branch OF the
acknowledgements bank at Stock
holm and escaped with $4,000.
IT has been confirmed that the
Swedish steamer Martha. which was
lost near Falsterbo fortnight ago.
was sunk by a German mine inside
Swedish territorial waters
Gas IS being produced from peat as
an experiment at the Klara gas works. /
The results are Tot known at tAis
rriting
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1916-04-05
Many school chlldren Are slcLly.

Children who are delicate, feverish and cross
will get immediate relief from Mother Grays
stomach, act on the liver, and are recommended
for complaining children. A pleasant remedy
for worms. Used by mothers for 2s years. Ar
Druggists, 25c. Sample FREE. Address, Mother
Gray Co., lie Roy, N. Y.
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1916-04-05

Coles Carbolisalve Quickly Relieves
and heals burning, itching and torturing
skin diseases. It instantly stops the pain
of burns. Heals without scars. 25c and
Zoe by druggists. For free sample write
to The ]. w. Cole Co., Rockford. nl.-Adv.
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1916-04-05

Should any of the notes of piano
keep down when struck, it is sure
sign of dampness.
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1916-04-05

Did the burglars upset your house
much?"
Terribly. When ] entered and saw
everything upside down my first
thought was that Jim had come home
Unexpectedly and changed his
clothes. Detroit Free Press.
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1916-04-05

Dr. Pierce's Pellets are best for liver,
bowels and stomach. One little Pellet for
a laxatiye-three for cathartic.-Adv.
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1916-04-05

On an average, the fog nuisance
costs London about $25, 600 600 year
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1916-04-05
The Authority.

Pa, what is nome rule2"
Don't ask me, son. Ask your
mother"
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1916-04-05

Former Vice President of the United
States Fairbanks once worked as a
carpenter for $125 day.
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1916-04-05

An average OF 10000 documents are
signed by President Wilson each year.
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1916-04-05

The man who undertakes himself is
never oyerrated by others.
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1916-04-05
fnoorsemen

''Is Mayme's gold hair natural?"
is it? I've known it to deceive a
hairdresser'
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1916-04-05

And some men are so hard to please
that they are not even satisfied with
themselves.
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1916-04-05

W. N. u, MILWAUKEE,, NO. 14-1s16.
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1916-04-05
Imnnrtan, TO Mothera

CAST0RIA, a safe and sure remedy for
infants and children. and see that It
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1916-04-05

The Norwegian steamer Langelie
was sunk and its engineer killed. Six.
teen survivors were rescued
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1916-04-05

Gas IS being produced from peat as
an experiment at the Klara gas works.
The results are Tot known at tia
rriting
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1916-04-05

The king has authorized the depart
ment of public instruction to call all
the principals Of the normal schools
Of the country TO meeting at Stock
holm this spring for the discussion Of
matters pertaining to those schools;
but the meeting must not last over
three days
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1916-04-05

It has been confirmed that the
Swedish steamer Martha, which was
lost near Falsterbo a fortnight ago.
was sunk by a German mine inside
Swedish territoria; waters.
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1916-04-05

Received Highest Award Worlds
Pure Food Exposition, Chicago;
Paris Exposition, France. March,
1912.
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1916-11-24
LOCAL SCIENTISTS
NAY BUILD CHI RCH

Local Christian Scientists are ar
ranging for a return lecture date for
Prof Hermann Herring member et
the board Of lectureship Tor tn
mother church, FIRST Church of
Christian Science Boston Prot Her
mann. out Of $40 lecturers Is regard
ed az the most profound and profile
lent exponent Of Christian Science
teachings. in the country The growth
of Christian Science has been remak
able as this science was discovered
and founded by Mrs Eddy less than
half century ago Scientists re
much enthused and il is believed that
nlans for 4 biz church will soon be
forthcoming
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1916-11-24
THIEVES FAIL IN f.
FOR TO SEAL FORD Gil

Thieves entered c y Martins ear
age last night and stole bis Fofa
Deputy Sheriff Redman found th
car this morning in front af the elN
High school in the 600 block on Vine
Martin didn't hear Of his loss until
Van Hoozer had identified The car
as one he had sold 10 Mr Martin.
IT was certainly big surprise 20
me and thought the sheriff and Van
were pulling Off a practical joke nm
til telephoned my wife 70 ineesti-
gate. Sure enough the garage was
empty and the fliyyer gone i
treated the sheriffs office To a box
of cigars and promised van Hoo2er
that he would buy his next super SIS
from him
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1916-11-24

AT three a m today a passenger
train arrived at Iuarez from chlhua
hua bringing 100 refugees and three
box cars full Of Chinese The train
left Chihuahua at noon a short time
before the attack by the villa ban
dts A PASSENGER said iha town hsa
agreed to surrender a noon TODAY
A first report, published by morn
ing papers, that the Villa forces had
been decimated by the defacto troops
was erroneous.
1t is estimated that not less ihan
1900 troops Of the Treylno command
joined villa last night
Several Of the best artillery pioc
es" were also delivered 10 the Win
army and were turned onto the de-
facto troops. The route Of the Tire
vino forces is complete and ihe faa
Of Chihuahua city is certain
villa. early in the week declared d
would take the city and cui 80 D.
ears OF every government adyoet.
who failed to join his troops
shall cut Off the heads OF NE cIt
officers, the governor and his follow
ers and put them on snikes at th
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1916-11-24
DEFACTOS JOIN REBELS
ON EVE OF BATTLE
PANCH0 SAYS iii WILL Dc.
0RATE GATES or CITY
WITH HEADS or GOV
ER\0R AND STAFF
tsy Associated press.)

Ell Paso, Texas Nov 2a-Riehard
Risburn, member Of party arriving
here early today from Chihuahua City
said that the carrarza troops sent oui
Wednesday by Gen TreWno, com
mander Of Chihuahua had gone over
to the bandits without firing a shot
Other. passengers were almost gu
animous In stating that Chihuahua
City would surrender to Villa after p
brlef resistance as the entire civilian
population and most Of the soldiers
are believed TO be Villa sympathizers
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1916-11-24

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The Laurens advertiser. (Laurens, S.C.) 1885-1973, 1916-01-26
GIRLS! HAVE: A MASS
OF BEAUTIFUL HAIR,
SOFT, GLOSSY, WAVY


Within ten minutes after an appli-
cation OF Dandcrinc you can not find a
single trace Of danhrnli or falling hair
and your scalp Will not itch, but what
VIII please you most Will be after a
few wecks' use, when YOU sec new
hair, fine and downy at first yos but
really new hair growing all over the
scalp.
A little Dandcrine Immediately dou-
blcs the beauty of your half. No 'dit-
ference how duh, faded, /brittlc and
scraggy, just moistcn a /cloth with
Danderinc and carefully draw 1t
through your hair, taking one small
stand at time. The effect is amazing
your hair will be Night. fluffy and
wavy, and have an appearance OF abun-
dance: an incompatible lustrc, soft
ness and luxuriance.
Get n 25-cent bottle of knOwlton's
Danderine from any drug store or
toilet counter, and prove that your
hair Is as pretty and soft as any
that 1t has been neglected or injured
by careless treatment-thats all--you
surely can have beautiful hair and lots
OF 1t If you will just try little Dan
derne.
The Laurens advertiser. (Laurens, S.C.) 1885-1973, 1916-01-26
Tiny Pellet Brings $500.

a little round ball OF paper which
Mrs. Charles r. Vincent dug out OF the
pocket OF an old sweater she was
washing nado her heir to real estate
valued at $500. The paper proved
to be her husbands will.
Vincent died on March 20. His wild.
ow knew he had made will, but a
five mnnths' search failed to reveal
where he had put 1t.
Recently she took down the sweater
her husband had worn, and which had
been hanging In closet since his
death. She washed 1t and was about
to wiring 1t oyt when she noticed a
lump in one Of the pockets.
Mrs. Vincent unrollcd the paper,
dried 1t and ironed 1t out. 1t be.
queathed real estate at Pine Brook,
N. j., to her The widow took the
paper down to the city hall and had
1t admitted to probate.-Philadelp
North American.