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Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1916-07-06

Mr.. and Mrs. r.. Brown and
other friends of Omaha will spend
he Fourth here with Mr.. and Mrs.
Lars Jefferson on Harrison
street.
The management of the Air
dome tells us they are negotiating
with he Clint and Bessie Robins
company FOR one week during
| July Clint and Bessie Robins
played with The GIase-I.ister COM
panN for wears and they have n
large circle of friends i'm this
city. Z
Mr.. ana Mrs Frank Myers have
packed their household goods and
shipped Them To FairhurN. Neh..
where Mr.. Myers has accepted a
position i'm the Rock Island boiler
shops. They will spend The
Fourth i'm Omaha With friends
and then go on 10 their new
home
Word has boon received from
Charles Kelsey and family .|!af
they are having a grand time vis-
ling IN Los Angeles am! wIll rr-
,si;;lE 4 couple of weeks .on.e. ~.
= ~ ,"l,arnm9 home Mis-, .ias-
sic Kelsey. his aunt. is in better
health than they expected. though
in Il bad condition.
The man who recently assault
ed Lon Wright, night clerk at the
Valley hotel. WAS arrested here
yesterday and when brought he
fore Mayor ElgecOmh This morn
ing he plead guilty and was SON
fenced To fifteen days i'm Jail or
pay Il fine of $50. He chose the
Jail sentence and was taken to
Logan al noon.
a local stated last week that
train No. 10 would stop al Coun-
cil Bluffs for Missouri Valley pas
sengers. This was mistake. as
The passenger must get on at
Omaha in order to guarantee the
Train stopping here. No tickets
will he sold at Council Bluffs for
Missouri Valley on this train. all
though a person may ride by pay
ing the cash fare.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1916-07-06
News Snapshots
Of the Week

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Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1916-07-06
BUILD PERMANENT ROADS.

Half the counties i'm Iowa can
gravel their roads and pay for
the improvement by bonding the
automobile tax for twenty years.
They spend S2OO.0OO for the
improvement and pay for il with
out using a penny derived from
taxes levied on farm lands.
Ii automobiles increase so per
cent in five years they can use
100000 to make the improve
m"nt. u we own no more auto
mobiles than we now own they
can still use 5000, 900 for the inn
proNement. or an average of
nearly $1,000 per mile for the
graveling.
The average income based upon
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1916-07-06
\ Hacking Cough Weakens the
System.

Don't suffer with hacking
cough that has weakened your
gel a bottle of DR.. Kings
New Discovery. in use over 20
years, and benefiting all who use
it. the soothing pine balsam With
tar heal the irritated air passages
soothes The raw spots. loosens
The mucnos and prevents racking
the body with coughing. DR..
Kings New Discovery induces
natural sleep and aids nature to
cure you. kj27
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1916-07-06
Remove Face BIemishes.

Plmpl">. Blarkhnads. Acme.
Tei'"r. Ring Norm and that
dreaded Eczema can be perma-
nenliN rem"yed from Your face
and ''ndy by DR.. HoI,~oaS Eczema
Ointment. II is no !on""r ,nrcrs-
SarN I" go around With am un-
slsl'lly complexion and suffer the
pain and ANNOYANCE that goes
with nn>leh'ly ailments. DR..
Hobs"n I.Nrrma OinImrn! is a
time tried. guaranteed remedy,
good for infant, ;, adults and aged
who suffer with skin ailments.
Buy a box today. START using al
once. Money back if moi salts
fled. soc at your druggist. kio7
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1916-07-06
Look Good-E'eel Good.

No one can either feel good nor
look good while suffering from
constipation. Got rid of that
tired. draegy. lifr!css feeling by
a treatment of DR.. Kings New
Life pills. Buy a box today, take
one or Two pills tonight. I'm the
morning that stuffed. dull feeling
IS gone and YOU feel better at
once. .'3c al your druggist. ki27
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1916-07-06
MONDAY

MISS Ldffle AItrlIn was an
0maha passenger this morning.
E Miss Irene Cody was The guest
Of Mondamin friends yesterday
John Walton of Boone spent
the weekend here with home
folks.
n Mrs. Ed Casey and Miss Myrtle
were Omaha passengers this all :
/, ernoon.
Miss Efl'ie Kitterineham was
J, ssthe weekend guest of friends i'm
+ Omaha.
Miss Eva Cash OF Logan was
the OYer-Snnday guest OF Mrs.
Tom Morris.
Miss Ethel Tennant has return
ed from a few weeks visit with
relatives i'm Omaha.
The Lincoln Highway cafe re-
ceived new coat of paint today
and looks very neat.
Mrs. l.. Harris, who has been
very i'll at her home ON Nest
! street. is much better.
Pete Peterson is building linn
nice new home on his place n
half mile north of town
Mrs. Mary Clems and son OF
/ Boone, sister of Mrs. Dan Finley.
I are here for a months visit.
Mrs. Itns ..uesrlis,gs was a
passenger 10 Sioux City Saturday
for a few days visit with relatives.
The West End garage reports
the sale of Siudebaker SKIES TO
Elmer Goodwin and Bert Weed.
Mrs. James Scoval and children.
of Los Angeles are here for a
months visit at the ID. n. Hardy
home.
II. n. Miller of Monmouth, Ill.,,
is here for few days. tle euesl
of his brother, Rev. Miller and
family.
Mr.. and Mrs. Dan Redmond and
family are the guests of Cedar
Rapids friends until after tho
Fourth.
Charles IaDue came down sat
urday evening from Onawa for a
brief visit with his mother, Mrs.
A. LaDue.
Miss Genevieve AXtell returned
hcme from the Nicholas Senn
hospital Saturday much improved
in health.
Mrs. Charles Gier and Mrs.
James Garner were The week end
guests of the Lee Waits home at
Mondamin.
Charles Oleson has purchased
model "83" Overland and Ivar
Bolin Ford roadster of The
Brown garage.
Mrs. S. C. Marshall and son de-
parted last evening for Park Rap
ids, Mimi. where they will spend
a week with relatives.
DR.. and Mrs. Harry Roberts are
home from short wedding trip
The doctor will soon be located i'm
the Gilmore office apartments.
The Misses Anasiasia and Ma
RE ROnrlle left for Dubuque sun
day morning for a few weeks
visit with relatives and friends.
HarwOod Demmon is now oc-
cnrving his new home recently
purchased from George 'Schlagrn-
hanfl, jr. on Upper Third street.
Elvin Davenport and wife were
visited by the siork Saturday
evening, bringing them dandy
boy, with DR.. Gamble in attend
ance.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1916-07-06
NOT THE ONLY ONE.
There Are Other Missouri Valley
People Similarly Situated.

Can there he amy stronger
proof Offered than the evidence
"f Missouri Valley residents ?
Aiier YOU have read the follow
ing quietly answer the question
I Charles Alexander. ex-.usiice
OF the peace. li3 First street.
Missouri Valley, says: -Four
years ago was troubled by Kid
nrN ailments that caused me
great annoNance. The kidney
secrctions became retarded i'm
passage and were painful. They
also contained sediment. got
box of Doan'S Kidney pills at
DotN 4 PeIrrson's : drug store and
They Went right tn ihe cause of
the trouble. The kidney secre-
tlonS became natural and have
had not further need of kidney
medicine. as the benefit has
proved permaneni
Price soc al all dealers. Don't
simply ask for a kidney remedy
get Doan.S Kidney pills the
same that Justice Alexander had.
Foster Milburn Co., Props. Buff
falo. n. y.
Charles Harder has completed
The concrete foundation for his
new home on Inc Joe Deal farm.
which he took possession of this
spring.
David T. Mccullough and Miss
Jeanette lIovrncamp We're Oma-
Ina lm sScn2rrs today. They were
accompanied by MIR. and Mrs. I'd
McGolloueh
Otis Gas'Irr and family. who
have been lc quests nf relatives
and friends here for ihe pasl
week. returned lo their home i'm
Omaha yesterday.
The Palm tlIralnr Will he closed
after tonight : show until this Ini
'l'' ~ - ''N'l. ilt' management
SAYS If j. impossible Ia keep fine
fllratrr cool. especially w'lcn
crowded. 81 have dcri.l,ri ,.n,a
:! 'rnIll cooler w"aI;,e. rI.av
II N booked "a In. "a, tor
~ enllrr sum. +: n, r:,~. q:
rain any NIGHT during The re
maIndrr OF he summer Ille show
billed for lllr Airdone will he
given AT lIr Palm. Tho Palm
lhra'"i Will be open only on rainy
ll12lil> and SATURDAYS.
l'llr annual meeting of the
stockholders of The State Savings
hahk Wa~ held today. all ihe old
Officers being rr-rlcrted w a
smith. j $. Dewcll. j. p. Ro,lrllc
n. d. McIvoN, Nj. O'Connor. T.. r.
PIKE and II NJ. SilSlA wrrr elected
dlrrrlor> for lln coming wear The
report nI The cashier showed the
bank lo have had the most pros
porous wear i'm lis history and I,c
volume Of business The largest
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1916-07-06

The trustees Of Taylor township
certified an allowance in favor OF A. j
jackson in the sum OF $500 per week
q: the store OF s. Fitzpatrick; also
~ 90 per week for Ned Benton, at ths
Esnsler store.
The auditor was directed to issue
warrant on the funds OF Boyer sub
drainage district in favor OF G H
Deur. in the sum OF So3l 80. This war
rant is ordered issued in lieu OF war
rant No. GO. ISSUED Dec. 10 lal5
which is lost
The auditor and treasurer were In
structed 10 redeem from tax sail. on
the e'2 of lot 2. block Al. Mo. Valley
ON account OF double assessment
Amount required to redeem is saaa a.:
also OH lot I. block 81 Willow Park
add, Mo. Valley on account OF sol
dier's widow exemption, the granting
OF which was overlooked Amount re
qnired to redeem is S3S 40.
On motion the board adjourned.
A. II. HOSKROOK, Chairman
j. NJ. ALbERTSEN. Clerk.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1916-07-06
Logan. Iowa. June sth 1q1e

Logan. Iowa. June 9Th 1916.
The board OF supervisors met in
regular session. AL! members were
present.
The board devoted the day to the
consideration and allowance OF claims.
but being unahe 10 finish same. all
]ournment was taken.
The equalization OF the 1916 assess
ment of the county. as provided by
law. was continued Till June 18th.
1916.
The semi-annual settlement with
the county treasurer. as provided by
law. was adiournd till June 22nd 1915
On motion the board adjourned till
June 9Th, 1916
A. b. HosBRooK, Chairman.
j. NJ. AI.BERTSEN. Clerk.
The Redwood gazette. [volume] (Redwood Falls, Minn.) 1873-1940, 1916-08-02
SHOWED HIM THE DOOR

Colonel B. was the proprietor
of a widely known old house in
the south which three-quarters
of a century ago had earned its
reputation as a well conducted
tavern.
When Charles Dickens came
to America he stopped at this
southern house. He was hard
Il y settled in his room before
Colonel B. was at the door. He
assured him that his horses, his
wines, all the lavish hospitality
of a state famed for it's gener-
osity, stood at the convenience
of the distinguished visitor.
Dickens received the prefer
coldly. In London one did not
accept tavern keeper as a so
cial equal. So it was that he re-
The Redwood gazette. [volume] (Redwood Falls, Minn.) 1873-1940, 1916-08-02
MORE PORK

Some good may come out of the pork
barrel discussions in congress. Senator
Gore of Oklahoma, for instance, is being
severely censured for securing an appro-
priation Of 100000 for postoffice build
ing in town Of 1900 persons. The gov
eminent should own the postoffice build
ing in every town in the United States
and they could do so by using the money
honestly. The sum appropriated for this
town of 1900 would build at least twenty
buildings. But Senator Gore is no more
guilty than the rest of the bunch as he
could not have secured this exorbitant ap-
preparation without the aid of his fellow
senators who probably have been securing
like pork for their respective communities.
Blue Earth Enterprise.
The Redwood gazette. [volume] (Redwood Falls, Minn.) 1873-1940, 1916-08-02
JOHN BROWN

Most of us are worth dead than alive.
MI So it was with John Brown. He
Ava was laughed at when alive and
people declared that it was shame that
he should waste time jawing about the
slaves, while his family was short full
dozen pairs Of shoes. But when he died,
his soul climbed out of his ragged clothes
and started marching on; and in less than
six years, Brown, had he lived, would
scarcely have been considered a progress
sive.
John Brown monkeyed with a great
idea until it killed him, but he was great
enough himself not to mind this slight
mishap and he died with such dignity that
it made lot of living towards envious.
Incidentally, he demonstrated that hang
ing is a better receipt for Immortality than
shooting; for two of his sons were shot
by his side at Harper's Ferry and history
has not even preserved their first names.
Geo. Fitch.
The Redwood gazette. [volume] (Redwood Falls, Minn.) 1873-1940, 1916-08-02
All. INDEED! is 1T so!

The new depot for Springfield is not
a myth or pipe dream. It is going
to be an actual reality before the snow
flies. At least the Springfeldites be-
lieve that this will be accomplished
and have been encouraged in their be-
hefs and hopes by letter from Supt.
M. ]. Boyle of Winona in which he
says that the work on the new depot
will be started as soon as the contrac-
tor who is to erect the building can
assemble the material and men. He
also advises the people of Springfield
that the building is going to be nice
structure that will be sure to please
them.-New Ulm Review.
The lady at the helm of the Review il
a wise lady. But she has apparently neve
stood in the offing and watched the subtl
of these depot-giving officials
A year from now the lady-and Spring
feld-will know whereof she speaks.
The Redwood gazette. [volume] (Redwood Falls, Minn.) 1873-1940, 1916-08-02
LET'S WAIT A BIT.

At recent meeting Of the state
board of education it was determined
to ask the next legislature to create
new Office to be known as supervi-
sor of rural schools to work in con-
junction with the county superintend-
ent of school. Why should another
Office be created to assist the county
superintendent when she is perfectly
capable to perform the work? The
creation of this new Office means an
added burden to the tax payers and
should be voted down by the legis-
lature.-Lake Wilson Pilot.
So far any information on this topic
entirely unofficial and therefore unreliable
The Redwood gazette. [volume] (Redwood Falls, Minn.) 1873-1940, 1916-08-02
READING NOTICES
THE NATIONAL GUARD

Pretty soft for all day hikin' through the
singing alkali,
Pretty new to beans an bacon and total
lack O pie;
They will do lot O. marchin' fore they
get the army swing, 49,
They will do hean G. uauckin when they
hear the bullets sing.
What's ahead O them down yonder amt
no fall maneuver game
It's mess O blood an trouble, but they're
goin' just the same.
Sure they're going' From all corners Of
the city, far an near.
They are crowdin' one another to be first
to answer Here"
Every man with eyes wide open, not a
one that doesn't know
Just exactly what is waitin' on the way
they've got to go.
Pretty soft an shy O trainin', but they
only are afraid
That the word that sends 'em forward may
be too blame long delayed.
Time will put the trainin' in 'em; time
will learn 'em how to hike.
Time-an' Mexicans-will show 'em what
a battlefield is like.
Appetite will sauce their rations, when
there amt no choice O food,
An you've marched from dawn to sunset
anything you get is good.
But the grit an nerve and courage that
meet danger with a song
They won't find 'em on the border-they
are taking them along!
james j. Montague in New York
American.
The Redwood gazette. [volume] (Redwood Falls, Minn.) 1873-1940, 1916-08-02

turned the courteous offer by
saying that when he wished the
services of the innkeeper he
would send for him.
For sixty seconds Colonel B.
stood silent, his great face grow.
ing redder all the while. FinAl,-
ne stretched out a long arm 20
ward Dickens.
You go, STRIP he stammer.
And do not stand upon the or
der of your going"
The novelist went. And it is
to be trusted he had learned that
the American hotel keeper of
that day and age was not to be
confused with his brother in.
iaroT Europe Saturday Even
ing Post.
The Redwood gazette. [volume] (Redwood Falls, Minn.) 1873-1940, 1916-08-02
GET THE IDEA?

A farmer who wondered why the edi-
tor didn't make more money from his big
subscription list, dreamed one night that
he delivered to 1000 people a bushel of
grain each; they all stood him off for pay.
He had such an awful time trying to col
lect the $4,000 before he woke up, that
he went straight to the newspaper Office
the next morning and paid his subscrip-
tiOn.-EX.
The Redwood gazette. [volume] (Redwood Falls, Minn.) 1873-1940, 1916-08-02

Personally, we see the same need for SUI
pervision of rural schools that exists for
schools of cities and towns. At any rate
neither The Pilot nor The Gazette really
knows anything about this matter and it
would probably be just as well to wait
until the case is clearly stated before con-
demning or condoning.
The Redwood gazette. [volume] (Redwood Falls, Minn.) 1873-1940, 1916-08-02

When the office thermometer registered
1O2 degrees we sat in our sanctum and
read in Ted Christianson's Dawson SEN
tinel ''By the way, the frost is pretty well
out of the ground" Just that one SEN
tence made us hope it was 120 degrees
where Ted was-with the mercury still
rising.
The Redwood gazette. [volume] (Redwood Falls, Minn.) 1873-1940, 1916-08-02

Sulzer and his gang of patriots CD came
out just as well as they should in the pro-
hibition convention at ST. Paul-at which
they were utterly routed. Why should a
band of the sort headed by the impeached
and deposed governor of New York,
try to crowd under the white banner of
prohibition-and expect to get away with
it?
The Redwood gazette. [volume] (Redwood Falls, Minn.) 1873-1940, 1916-08-02

Wonder if the metropolitan press which
is continually taking left-handed swipes at
President Wilson and the democratic ad-
ministration through the condition of the
army and the way they are cared for have
forgotten conditions as they were in 1898
after sixteen years of continuous repub-
licanism Hutchinson Leader.
The Redwood gazette. [volume] (Redwood Falls, Minn.) 1873-1940, 1916-08-02

The regular editor is always complain
ing that our articles are too long. Won
der how this will suit him:
Well?
Hot?
He'll! Frank Eddy.
Senator La Toilette spoke for seven
hours against the naval bill and the vote
in the senate stood II to 8 against him.
If he had kept up his talk the only votes
against the bill would have been his own
and Senator Clapp's.- Paul Dispatch.
4 4 4
Give a man womans chance, say we.
In the city last week when the mercury
was in the tree-tops we entered first
class restaurant and woman arrayed IN
a gown that showed everything but her
soul, kicked to the head waiter because
we sat down at an adjoining table with
out coat.-Sauk Centre Herald.
4 T Il
And then, again, some people are so
modest that they can't stand the bare
truth.-Fred Hadley.
When you see fellow coming into town
on the rim, you know he has had an accl-
dent and was short on supplies, but when
you see guy going out on the rim, you
suspect that his credit is short at the To-
cal garage.-H. w. Haislett.
# It It
It is reported that Kentucky guards
men are suffering from hook worm. Hook
worm is shown by an anemic condition
and a feeling of great Incidence. Holy
smoke That worm must be in most of us
lust now.-Sioux Falls Forum.
# # #
Adam gave one rib and got a wife. Ro-
bert Kirton, of Pittsburg, back from the
front. lost several ribs, and then married
| his Red Cross nurse This shows the in
creasing cost of iving.-New York World.
The Redwood gazette. [volume] (Redwood Falls, Minn.) 1873-1940, 1916-08-02

John D., Oil magnate and worlds rich
est man will live to be hundred, says his
doctor. We don't care if he does, but he
ought to drop the price of gasoline few
cents on the strength of his remaining
33 years-Exchange
The Redwood gazette. [volume] (Redwood Falls, Minn.) 1873-1940, 1916-08-02

1T is a common remark by travel
ers that you can tell at once when
you strike Murray county because of
the good roads, Slayton Gazette.
Now if one could only use an aeroplane
to get from Murray to Redwood, so as to
skip the awfu.ness of the Lyon County
roads, travelling in this section might be
really enjoyable.
The Redwood gazette. [volume] (Redwood Falls, Minn.) 1873-1940, 1916-08-02

A fellow by the name of Prof. Knox
was at Hanska last week talking rural
school consolidation. They say all
knocks are boosts, so we expect some
thing to materiaize from the profess
sor's visit in Hanska.-Sleepy Eye
Herald.
If this was Chas Knox, formerly of
Redwood Falls, now head of the consoli-
dated schools at Cleveland, you'll get ex-
actly what you are looking for.
The Redwood gazette. [volume] (Redwood Falls, Minn.) 1873-1940, 1916-08-02

Each guardsman is entitled, by camp
ruling, to five gallons Of water per day.
It would be interesting to know what the
boys from Kentucky will do with their al
lowance.
The Redwood gazette. [volume] (Redwood Falls, Minn.) 1873-1940, 1916-08-02
BOBBY KNEW!

All, gentle DANES, it CARS me greet
To think how monte COUNCILS sweet,
Tow monte heightened, sage advices,
The husband frae the wife despises.
Burns.
The Redwood gazette. [volume] (Redwood Falls, Minn.) 1873-1940, 1916-08-02

Since the weather seems bit warm for
the suggested boxing bout between Joe
Reynolds and Frank Day at the editorial
meet August II, we've been putting in a
lot of our spare time trying to persuade
ing girls to promise to spend the day
showing Frank all the beauties of Ram
sey Park. So far every girl we've asked
has had an urgent engagement previous
ly arranged.
The Redwood gazette. [volume] (Redwood Falls, Minn.) 1873-1940, 1916-08-02

We wonder if there is any significance
in Hutchinsons boast in The Leaders
Hutchinson Snapshotted,' of "An osteo-
pathic physician, Two licensed undertake
ers.'' We also wonder if he keeps them
both comfortably busy.
The Redwood gazette. [volume] (Redwood Falls, Minn.) 1873-1940, 1916-08-02

Hyphenated Citizen-One who nobly
fees from land of oppression to coun-
try where he can abuse the government
according to the dictates Of his own con-
science.-Life.
Doggone 'em! That's exactly what they
are!
The Redwood gazette. [volume] (Redwood Falls, Minn.) 1873-1940, 1916-08-02

"While in Ramsey Park Sunday we met
V. B. Tubbs and family and all seemed tc
be enjoying themselves to the fullest ex.
tent Milroy Echo.
Enjoyment in Tubbsful, as it were.
The Redwood gazette. [volume] (Redwood Falls, Minn.) 1873-1940, 1916-08-02

"The coolest mems they is amt gooC
AS baddest little childs. Riley.
This is rather a good thing for fathers
and mothers with hot-weather DISPOSE
tons, to think about.
The Redwood gazette. [volume] (Redwood Falls, Minn.) 1873-1940, 1916-08-02

It has just occurred to us that the ex-
IRENE hot weather of now is the result of
the weather mans idea of what humanity
needs in the way of preparedness.
The Redwood gazette. [volume] (Redwood Falls, Minn.) 1873-1940, 1916-08-02

The editorial columns of The Gazette
are not open to any advertising matter
whatsoever. But because the proposition
of one of our local grocers to give five per
cent of his cash receipts for the month
of August towards Company L fund, is
so entirely conmendable and worthy Of
public attention, we wish to call
attention to his proposition as
stated in the advertising columns. If the
friends of Company L are sincere and
consistent in their friendship, there is no
reason why the mail of September l should
not carry draft for at least 500 south
ward to Capt. Hingeley.
The Redwood gazette. [volume] (Redwood Falls, Minn.) 1873-1940, 1916-08-02

Your business increases, if
you advertise.