The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1916-07-28

will enlighten you on this subject
if you will start out to find couple
that has been married twenty years
which has not had little tilt occas
ionally of late. 1t is a part of it.
am not saying that they ought to talk
this way, but they are very likely to
talk this way. Even kittens playing
with a spool of thread on the porch,
will come to the place where one will
shy paw at the other Sparrows on
the telegraph wire come to the point
of pecking at one anothed. Angle
worms have something they do to
each other to show that they are dis
pleased, and even elephants slam
bast each other at certain seasons OF
the year. So, my alarmed laddie just
be blind to these little spats you see,
and try to improve on it when you
get your darling of all the earth.
answer an anxious business man
When will land values come back and
things jar loose" Answer: Land has
just as much value today in Idaho as
it ever had. 1t is worth little more
today than ever before. If you want
to know when the time will come
when you can get your money out of
too much for it. We have all been ly-
ing for ten years about what our land
would do for us, and now we must
reap this crop of lies and start over
Of course you, personally may not
have lied any, but you repeated the
lies that others had concocted, and OF
course you may not have understood
that your story was made up of lies
but the chances are that you did I'M
derstand it all the while. don't know
when money will be easier grabbed
but | have an idea that imm ediately
after the next president is in the
saddle, we will have a change. A gooc
big batch of a certain kind of vote:
this fall will go long way toward the
desired end.
81 am fourteen years old and read,
for the High school. Tell me plainl.
i who is the real head of the house, TIL
husband or the wife We are having
, good deal of trouble here about that?
/ Answer: The say that the husband
is the head of the house and that tn
wife is the neck and can turn tn
! headof the house about hither an
> wonder, just to suit the desires o
| the neck. | have never seen a happ
J prosperous family when mamma wor
the pajammas and dady wore the ma
1 jammas.
| know we have many such case
but there was always good size
African in the woodpile somewher.
!, The girl ought to always think OF thi
:. about the time she is putting tina
: meek" into the moose and taking O.
| A lira /
{ often just simply a noose-paper. No,
the Hired Man believes devoutly j
) the marriage state, and all these oil
u bachelors who are priding themselve
J. that they are saving some nice woma
a lot of trouble by not marrying he
}, ought to be sent to the front
u catch We-ah q mean Villa). | hay
= Just guessed that you are grille frol
u the way you make your capital letter
e Don't you think our women wi
II , wear all the decollette dresses the
II want regardless of what you say
e Don't you suppose they have enoug
" backbone to do as they want to.
Answer: Women with too much bacl
y bone never wear low drecked nesse
l. That style is always left for tho
whose backbones are not prominen
,r | don't suppose many women are 81
Ct ting up nights caring about what II
81 Hired Man says or does. MIR. Dav
ID simply uses my writing to crowd o.
ID Mrs. Winslow's soothing syrup al
a Peruna advertisements.
-, There was a woman in love wi
~, a potato
7 She felt that her husband would kno
Il it and hate her,
~ So she wrote the Hired Man
m To help her if he can,
ha And he said go black the eyes
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