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The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1916-10-06
GRANDMA USED SAGE
TEA TO Darker HAIR
She mixed Sulphur with 1t TO
Restore Color, Gloss,
Youthfulness.

Common garden sage brewed into
heavy tea with sulphur added, will turn
gray. streaked and FADED hair beautifully
dark and luxuriaht. Just few applica-
tions will prove revelation If your hair
il fading. streaked or gray. Mixing the
SAGE Tea and Sulphur recipe at nome
though. is troublesome. An easier way Is
TO oct 5O-cent bottle of Wyeth's sage
and Sulphur Compound at any drug store
all ready for use. This is the old time
recipe improved by the addition Of other
ingredients.
While wispy, gray, faded hair is not
sinful. we all desire to retain our youth
ful appearance and attraetiyeness. BY
darkaaiug your hair with Nyeth's Sage
and Sulphur Compound, no one can tell
because is does it so naturally, so evenly
You Just dampen sponge or soft brush
with il and draw this through your HAIR,
taks,g one small strand at time; oy
morning all gray hairs have disappeared
and. after another application or two
YOUR hair becomes beautifully DARK
glossy. soft and luxuriant.
This preparation is delightful toiie'
requisite and is not intended for the cure
mitigation or prevention Of disease.
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1916-10-06
URIC ACID IN MEAT
CLOGS THE KIDNEYS
Take . glass of Salts if your Back hurts
Or Msdder bothers you-Drink
more water.

If.yeu must have your meat every day,
eat it, but flush your kidneys with salts
occasionally, says noted authority who
tells Us that meat forms uric acid which
almost parafyzes the kidneys in their eff
forts TO expel it from the blood. They
become sluggish and weaken, then you
a1f7er with a dull misery In the kidney
region, sharp pains in the back or sick
headache, dizziness, your stomach sours,
tongue 10 coated and when the weather
b bad ysu have rheumatic twinges. The
urine gets cloudy, full of sediment, the
channels often get sore and irritatsd.
obligin0 you to seek relief two or three
time during the night.
To neutralize thesesirl1tating scidsJto
cleanse the kidneys and flush of the
body's urinous waste get four ouncee Of
Jsd Salts from any pharmacy here's
take tablespoonful in q glass Of
water before breakfast for q few days
and your kidneys will then act fine This
famous. salts il made from the acidf OF
grapes and lemon juice, combined with
iithia, and has been.used for generations
to fush and stimulate sluggish kidneys,
also TO neutraliEe the acids in urine
90 It no longer irritateA thus ending
bladder weakness.
Jad Salts is inexpensive; cannot in
jure, and makes a delightful stfervescen;
Whitewater driA
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1916-10-06

Topeka (Kan.) police recently learn
ed something new in the bootlegging
line when a woman revealed the boot
leggers' code in doing business. The
Topeka Capital relates the story as
follows:
If you are ordering beer by tele-
phone to be delivered by jitney, ask
for a shirtsleeve." If it is whisky you
want, order cream"
The booze sellers code was explain
ed in police court yesterday afternoon
by Iva Tipp,'a good-looking woman
who testified that she had been in To
peka three months, had lived at half
dozen locations in the city; did moi
work; did not need to and had plenty
of money
She was testifying in the trial Of
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1916-10-06
SAY, FRIEND, EVER DRINK
A TOPEKA SHIRTSLEEVE ?
No. It Isn't Really 0ne-Thafs the Kansas Name For Beer
And Whiskey Is Cream, Says Woman Who
Reveals Booeggers Code

George Seymour, proprietor of an auto
livery at 116 West Fifth street.
Seymour told me that whenever l
wished to order beer over the tele-
phone. l should tell him / wanted a
shirtsleeve,' and that IL | wanted
whisky, / should call 1t cream
telephoned to him that wanted three
'shirtsleeves.' In a short time one of
khis drivers delivered three bottles of
beer at my house
Charles White, who said he. was
gassworker, and visiting in the city
htestified that he had purchased quart
of whisky from Seymour and was In
the city park drinking it, when ar
,oficer surprised him and he was taken
before w. e Atchison. county attor
ney, and subjected to an inquisition.
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1916-10-06
INSANITY GROWS
IN DRY" REGIONS

The Philadelphia (Pa.) Evening Bull
letin states:
Or. Hobart a Hare. of Philadelphia,
addressed the twenty-seventh annual
meeting OF Baltimore and Ohio Rail-
road Doctors and Surgeons in the Al
dine Hotel today.
DR.. Hare quoted statistics to show
that insanity and other evils often at
tributed 10 liquor had increased IN
prohibition States within the past few
years at a rate much greater than
their increase In wet" territory.
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1916-10-06
LUKE MclUkE SAYS.

There may not be He'll. But there
Is On Iron Works somewhere in the
Hereafter for the man who keeps his
own cellar stocked with booze and
who spends most Of his own time work
ing for Prohibition so his fellow men
WON'T be able 70 get a glass OF beer
whea they are dry.
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1916-10-06
MEN ARE RuT soYs, ETC.

I.s,ILuke McLuke, Cincinnati Enquirerl
|. When we were boys there was al
ways some old crouch who claimed
lthat the things we liked to eat were
mot good for US and should be barred.
land when we grew up We found that
sthere were a lot OF old grouches who
isclaimed that the things we liked to
$drink were not good for us and should
Abe prohibited.
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1916-10-06
WONDER WHO THAT ONE IS?

Macon (Ga) Telegraph
|, The 1O0,0O00G0 people OF the United
Estates, or all but one of them, accept
.the defeat of Cyclone" Davis philo-
ssOphieally.
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1916-10-06
ALL DEAD ONES.

Ex-Governor FOss, eX-GoxernOr
SHanly and Ex-Governor Sulzer are all
ION hand for the Prohibition conven-
l.tion today What do they think 1t IS?
HResurrec4ion Day?
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1916-10-06
LEARN SHORTHAND

r,~-ul nav YOU well Il Is an assured means OF
GOOD s-nployTnent IL 10 more than that IL Is an
raval...bls PERSONAL Geoom phsbwsHi-a time Ano
hbor saver thIuou< your Lie
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1916-10-06
GREAT is THE BOY Orator"

philadelphia North Americana
Bryan aided Wilson in 1912 with a
lot of speeches. This year he is aidins
him more. effectively keeping silent
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1916-10-06
BENIN pITMAN PHOTOGRAPHY

I, taught n reliable schools everywhere. Let us
recommend one 10 you: Or We VIII aovSe yoo
sDoul sen-inslructlon or lessons By mail Write 10
The Photographic Institute,
CINCINNATI. OHIO.
Bonn PitHsn. Poausor.
Jerome b. Howard. Fyss3eus.
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BUT 1T KNEW CYCLONE, ALL
RIGHT.
Minneapolis Journal. ]

minneapolis JOurndII
Cyclone" Davis, late OF Texas. hnds
this country drifting rapidly to the
bow-wows. 1t does not know its states
men when il has them.
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1916-10-06
HAVE THEY cHLoRoFoRMED BILL

AnacOnda StanuaIuJ
The campaign is now month Old
and Mr.. Wilson's candidacy seems not
to have been irretrievably ruined by
Mr. Bryan's advocacy.
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1916-10-06
THE FUNNY SIDE
OF PROHIBITION
AND A FORD hEARSE.

TSeattle CWash.) Times.l
A gentleman named Coffin has given
1850 900 to the Prohibition party. That
sum ought to assure a frst-class po-
lIitical funeral next November.
The West Virginian. [volume] (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1914-1974, 1916-01-05
I 5 i 3 ATlIl PENN.

xvyATcH the University Of Pennsylvania in football
w next season. The athletic authorities at that in.
sttution yesterday elected Robert Folwell a for.
Penn star the few years head coach at
Washington JEFFERSON college. to the position Of head
coach at Penn next year This that II Penn has
any sort of material all that they will be dangerous
contenders collegiate football champion.
ship in 1915 II
Folwell is known from coast to coast one OF the
greatest football students in the country and who
can handle football players in that will bring
forth their efforts His work at W. & j. and other
colleges where he given charge Of the football teams
stamps him man Of. exceptional ability.
There has been something out of gear at old Penn
for several and II any get the desired
results for Philadelphia institution the grtdron
Folwell is the man. He has had longing to get a
chance head coach at Penn for time and now
that his wish has been granted he viii do all in his
to make good.
The best wishes Of every football fan In the country
extended to the Penn COACH OF the best all
around football in the country and true sportsman
West Virginia University will he the first tackle
Penn under Folwes leadership Glen Warner and Fol-
well will have another clash Of wits later in the
Forbes Field Warner scored victory last sea-
but perhaps will be Fowelrs when next octo-
per rolls around.
The West Virginian. [volume] (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1914-1974, 1916-01-05
SAVE. YOURHAIR
and BEAUTIFY IT
With '1DAINDERIN'E''
SPEND rs cENTsi pANDRuFF
DISAPPEARS AND HAIR
STOPS COMING OUT.
TRY THIS! HAIR GETS eEAuTI-
Full, WAvY AND THICK I'm
FEW MOMENTS.

1f-you care for heavy hair, that
glistens with beauty and is radiant
with life; has an Incompatible soft
ness and is fluffy and 1ustrous, try
Danderine.
Just one application doubles the
beauty of your hair, besides It tnmed.
ately disBolves every particle OF dan
druft; you cannot have nice, heavy,
healthy hair II you have dandrun.
This destructive scurf robs the hair
Of its lustre, its strength and It's very
life, and II not overcome It produces
a feverishneBs and itching OF the
scalp; the hair roots famish, loosen
and die; then the hair falls out fast.
II your hair has been neglected and
is thin, faded, dry, scraggy or too
oily, get 25-cent bottle of Knowl-
toms DanderIne at any drug store or
toilet counter; apply o little as d.
rected and ten minutes after you win
say this was the best Investment you
ever made.
We sincerely believe, regardless OF
everything else advertised, that II you
desire soft, beautiful hair and lots OF
it-no dandrutc- mo itching scalp and
no more falling you must use
iKnoWlton'S Dand crime. II eventually
Why not now2
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WASHINGTON NEWS :
GOSSIP > szzszs. .5ssz: .a!zz:

jcO E.u4seitt, proTaing the President
will give Il To Elm and, providing
Kurtbcr. that Jacge &4t!inson retlEea
on schedule or within reasonable
distance behind schedule Some OF
the politicians here figure that Presi
dent Wilson would be -glad--to hand
the place to Chiffon, as It would re,
lieve him OF a party condition In West
I, Virginia which is embarrassing to
| him, and most likely to be much
! term plank in the Baltimore platform
and stand as candidate again.
A judgeship on the court in ques
!! ton Is most desirable berth. II
1 pays $4,000 year. and carries 1t high
judicial and social honors in tho
l Capital; and is altogether most in
fluential.. It is a life appointment
and, after a certain number Of years
I service, and the Judge having arrived
! at q certain age, he may retire and
/ his salary goes on until he Is gath
cred to the bosom of Abraham. Sen
ator Chiffon could take the job with
out lowering his dignity.
It is not Just clear Why this place
/ that Judge Atkinson is expected tc
relinqufsh is expected by West Vir
ginia Democrats to so to one of theiI
number. But the fact is they look
/ upon the job as belonging to their
state. Unless 1t has been promised
I by President Wilson to West Vir
GINA, which hardly seems likely ur
| to this time, that State has no more
reason particularly to regard 1t as its
property than any other state. Judge
Atkinson Is the only West Virginiar
who has ever been q member of the
court, and 1t has. been in existence
for n great many years. Neverthe
less, that's the way the Mountain
State unterTifled look at It.
Visiting the Court OF Claims this
! morning, there was Judge Atkinson In
his robe, and the mill was grinding
as usual.
Dealing In Futures.
1t is rather remote until the state
campaign OF 1920, but II man ir
pubic life sets for himself as high 8
/ goal as being governor OF his native
| state, he generally. ri oceeds as quietly
T! about It as he possibly can four, ano
sometimes more, years In advance Of
the settling day. We have had st1
governors In West Virginia stnce
! 1896 and Ave out OF the six began
laying their plans and working them
\ out at least four years before they
! realized their fond desire. Governor
/ Glasscock was the exception-and ex
ceptional circumstances, so we'll re
membered they need not be recalled
I here, were responsible for his sudder
and unexpected landing In the CUB
ernatorial swivel sg.
Which brings us to the interesting
subject before the house which ts
that "they say" It is the cherished
ambition 8of young ED" Cooper, the
congressman from the old Fifth dis
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ID
WASHINGTON, u. c.. Jan. o.
sEJanuary II" is date grave upon
the minds of a palpitating squad Of
patriots who carry a card in the
Democratic party and habitate in
West Virginia. They. have their
minds eye liked on that particular
nunneralE on the calander. It is hyp'
otizin,f magnetism date that they
farYent1y hope Is somehow wrapped
up IN their destiny.
Fastening to relieve the suspense
OF the patient plodder of this print,
the reason for this intensive interest
81 this simple little numeral-17-ia
because that il the date on which
former governor and present Judge
George Wesley Atkinson can retire
rom the bench Eof the United States
Court of Claims with, no worries az
To- ansampl Ell annual income during
the ba lane sott his earthly career, un'
less he wants to worry over the un.
Imaginable possibility of the federal
treasury going nat broke. Some folk
90 go as far out Of the way to find
something tnsworry over, but nobody
"a West Virginia does not ?-cata'
InRueg him among them.
Ind1a XfEinson at,oesn,t have to re-
,tsS5an IanMary1 Ia and there Is scani
Likelihood that he will retire on that
date. But he is expected to retire
some time after, maybe not till next
month. or for several months to
come, and perhaps not for a year
HOW'LL suit; himself about that. That
10 plans % retire; however. and en-,
~ q 1s,,eSsif foId friends time and
ns "a Il S sho,,, = t shas .hanHe his
N a ~ 9s,;ss%a S acc has !
...s Ss ~ Ak ~ Vii almost
S SSsaI thss hearts 81 some Democratic
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DAVIS b. IN LINE?

%SNNcD more the; OF John W. Davis Solicitor
JGenera the United States, has been linked with
the Supreme Court bench. The death OF Justice
vacancy the highest tribunal of the
the name Of Mr. Davis has been mentioned as
gIke1y successor to the late Supreme Court Justice
West YirgtnIans deeply interested in the story
Davis is to receive the appointment to the SUI
premes Court he Is of this states native
hi1esweE do not agree with Mr.. Davis political views,
the fact that he Is of exceptional
aby and Is possessed with Of the keenest legal
9inds United States and would undoubtedly make
capable man in the position for which he has been
nenttoned.
sall guesses to the whom President VIII.
to take the place OF the late Justice
Lamarare purely without foundation, there many
and many who in close touch with the
situation Warrington OF the opinion Mr.
exceptionally good chance land the place.
said that intimacy has sprung up between the
The West Virginian. [volume] (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1914-1974, 1916-01-05
wliIslpNEaDAY|5T EVENING. JANUARY 8, 1915.
VEST 4 q 'OFlTHE BRAVE.

better patriot e you would increase
yonr c6nfaSe ifsyou would develop nerve that dedes
war; you would have the courage to battle for your
native land--the get married
According TO the statistics compiled by Lord Derby
the married men In England more patriotic and
brayeF than the single masculine There isnothng 80
very onderf perhaps. about the superiority OF the
married man over the single man in the bravery line.
The who has been under fire stand more than
going member of the sngeblessedness frater-
said that the average married man has no
field IN fact he rather reishes the idea
Of gong toSwar; while the single man shakes n his
boots when he thinks Of rushing the battle front
II suggested that the married willing
IN order escape the domestic which
needmust TALL into the best Of regulated families But
perhaps, THU. 70 q little too harsh.
But cant deny the statistics in black and white
they the married surpasses the single brother
sfnsbrayery.
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trict, to be governor of his state
como day. They" Is an authority
that any siu.hardened political writer
VIII inform you, Is more often cor
rect than otherwise. Of course, Mr..
Cooper hasn't said anything about it
10 anybody, that's certain, but there
would be nothing wrong about it If
he had The only thing is, that 1t
{ isn't done, that all. Ones political
ambition in the long-drawn.out form
alive period is invariably ones heart
secret. But old "They" who never
sleeps and Is always on the job can
read minds at times as easily as he
can read reading, and it seems that
he has lifted the Iobes of Mr.. Coop
cr's cerebellum and made an inter-
esting discovery.
Edward Cooper is the most inter-
! esting member of the states delega-
ton in Congress for several reasons.
One is that he is a new man, and
! hardly known to the public outside of
his district. And that is sufficient
reason why there is curious, but we'll
! intentioned interest in him. The ex-
pectations Of those who do know him
that he Is good material out of which
! live.wire congressman are developed
and state leaders are evolved have
been accepted by other West .Vir-
ginians in good faith at their face
value. He has sail the appearances
OF making good, and the politicians
hereabouts and at home ''have their
eyes on him."
| 1t is said that Mr.. Cooper's annual
income is $4,000, but trivial thing
lila hat roni1aH him Not q
spoil. He's just one OF the, plain
plainly, lives plainly, and nobody who
has ever met him would hold that
income against him. Mr.. Cooper has
worked In the mines. There isn't a
job connected with coal mining that
I he hasn't filled. He knows that bus.
| mess from b to the second 8. And
another anomaly-he entered politics
youthful If not dangerous" radical,
and he has never been anything else
except radical" when compared
with those who are typed In the pub
lie mind as conservatives" You will
have to hand It to young fellow
with $4,000 year who elects to be
radical" as having mind OF his
own. TIE popular idea o a radical
Is that II he was shown that much
money he would drop dead in his
tracks, and the popular conception
of a conservative" Is a Snug gentle
man with an income large enough to
choke diplodicus to death, who may
not have been radical" before he
made the other directors split fifty.
fty. Mr.. Cooper has upset some Of
the most cherished ideas,
Cooper was put on the mines and
mining committee by Minority Lead
er Siann because Cooper knows all
about the mining business. His
appointment, to such an important
place in his first term was an unus-
ually high compliment, but a de:
served one. Furthermore; 1t gave en-.
tire satisfaction to mine. operators
and to officials OF the miners. They
know that he understands both sides
OF 1t, and is Just and fair. for The. has
been tried out along those lines
many times. heretofore. And It was
the committee ambition he had, be.
cause he knew what the job was and
The West Virginian. [volume] (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1914-1974, 1916-01-05
COUNTING THE COST

THE family budget for the coming year can be easily
estimated in dollars and cents. But there is an
other way of measuring expenses which comes
to exactness, although is harder reckon
What we spend we have first to get.
The real Of value is to be estimated by the
amount Of energy, and brain force which the
worker used destroys in the activity which he
is paid In money.
When woman pays s25 for a hat she is not handing
the clerk SO many bills She is actually giving in ex.
change something much valuable than gold. She
is transferring for the milliners creation certain
amount Of human energy.
Measured by this standard, many things become ex-
travagances. And economy becomes easier prehaps If
expenditures estimated in this way.
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LONG WAY TO WORLD-PEACE. BY
s THIS ROAD

6tTVT UhLDPkIACE can result only from nternation-
w al marriages" says John Frederick Lewis, au
thority on international law.
This suggestion has the merit originality but doesn't
It show curious oversight? When yellow red
brown. black and white married insufficient mum
bers to abolish their line inany one country?
Even when the live in amtty within the bondar-
les of nation they do not amalgamate sufficiently to
wipe out the racial distinctions
So If that is the only way to world peace, well, we
~onld better keep right with present plans for
preparedness. .@c
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RUFF STUFF
BY RED.
BY RED.

More English marrleu men are eA
listing than single men. From the
fire into the frying pan for the Brit
ish husbands maybe.
: Cheer up the bridge is yet to come.
The plans for the new depot will
be here before the month Is over
which will be just several months
ahead Of the Baltimore and ohio's de-
pot plans.
Freak chickens at the poultry show.
Any kind Of chickens suits US.
There should be a s10onfne stuck on
every geek that thinks it's funny to
throw popcorn in the theatres.
Have YOU discovered that you
wouldn't have the crouch If you had
MT stopped smoking2
Tough luck on the nurse girls who
lost their $4,000 to the robbers IN Bal"
timore. Won't some kind cd rich
bachelor patient make a donation?
It is now safe to go back with your
old sweetheart, Christmas having re-
treated to safe distance
It would take more than the sink
i'ng Of ship to stop our honeymoon
except perhaps the chance to down
a schooner.
Gosh. don't these mothers look
funnylin short skirts walking along
with daughters who care Il wearing
skirts to their shoe tops;
II the newspapers haven't made you
think you had the grip 80 far you are
above the average:
The most intelligent part Of check.
er game conversation is Grown at
man." y
A Harvard professor has discover
ed that there is vegetation on the
moon. This Is probably the hfgheSt
vegetables have been since the 1907
panic.
The Persia carried gun-to, the
bottom Of the Mediterranean. y
H&a5 Isl
A Billy Sunday ""Trail Hitter" shot
and killed his mother which shows
that even too much religion is posi-.
BILE. ~ IA 51 L
While her husband made trtpe
Ito Thousand Islands with an actress
a New York woman had to sell her
pet dogs to get money. to I've. &C. Il.
MAS in the years of Noah and the
food Cincinnati scribes promise
pennant for their baseball team.
We knew Bro oklyn was wet but we
didn't think 1t possible to blow up q
ship there Il 81. n. n!
,Remember New Year's Day tns1a16 ,
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| IL
How it was Immediately followed with
the sinking OF bunch of ships? Oh!
yes, the war will soon be over-the
entire earth.
The chief diversion in Fairmont
these days is cutting the heads on
matches and wearing them In a bag
around the ankle to keep away Mike
Robes grip.
The Uhlans have crossed into
Greece. This means that we will be
unable to get our shoes shined for
some time now.
The night riders in Kentucky have
started threatening the farmers again.
They are as dangerous as a rich mans
son in an auto after the curfew. +
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chIgt xecutye o. tie united states and tie solicitor
General it b known that President wilson has many
times spoken % M Davis in manned.
Impressed With his legal ability
emit VIII not make mistake The
DECIDES 70 appoint Solicitor General 70
place on the Supreme Court bench.