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The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1916-02-12
scIATlcA's PIERCING PAIN.


To kill the nerve pains Of Sciatica
you can always depend on sloans
Liniment. II penotrates to the seat Of
pain and brings ease as soon as it X
applied. a great comfort too with
Sloan's is that no rubbing is required.
sloan's Liniment is invaluable for
stopping muscular or nerve pain Of
any kind. 1.v it at once if you suf-
fer with rheumatism, Lumbago. Sore
Throat, Pain in Chest, Sprains.
Bruises, etc. 1t is excellent for Neu-
ralgia and Headache. Z5c. at all Drug
gists.-AdY.
Cash paid for clean couton rags at
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1916-02-12


Miss Louise Trippett Of Edmond,
formerly popular teacher Fl this
city Who Is the house guest O. lrs-
Ed y. Johns, was the honoree at a
party given By her hostess at the
Country club yesterday afternoon
Cards we're enjoyed at four table- and
the first prize, set Of golf hat pins
in q tiny golf bag. vas won p Mrs
Will Dwyer. Mr. Lloyd Dough- noa
the consolation favor. silye1 ob1
vase, and Miss Trippett was presented
with a hand purse in Japanese leather
Enjoying this occasion were: Mes
danes win Dryer, Earl Dallas and
Lloyd Doughty, and Misses Nell and
Lucille Dashner, Jennie Williams
Dorothy German, Ida Richards, Caro-
lin and Katherine Duffy. EdTina
lkard, Aozetta Larsen, Amy Ellen
Horn and Nina Tully.
Miss Trippett expects to leave Mon
day for visit with her sister Ars.
sueulding. at Fort Riley, Kan.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1916-02-12
woodman circle InstalIs OFFICERS.

There was large crowd at the reg
ular meeting OF the Woodman Circle
Wednesday afternoon, at which off
GERS for the coming year we're install
ed. A lovcly luncheon was served af-
ter the installation ceremonies.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1916-02-12

Lee Jsekson ehsps=r Of the United
Dzlghters q the COnfederscy viii
meet vita Irs Il y. smith, lIzz
Kansas avenue. Tuesday afternoon a..
ESQ O'clock A fuH attendance Is de-
sired
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1916-02-12
chautauuua Circle.

Crzutzucua Cifcie-
The Cl1utauqua Circle met O We'd
resday afternoon Of this week a. the
home Of Mrs. L. c. Wright An in
teresting and instructive lesson on the
Hawaiian islands and their resources
was led by Nrs. L. L. Price. Mrs.
p. c. Stacy conducted a parliamentary
drill
The club will hold 3 social meet
Ing next Wednesday at the home ot
Mrs. j. A Denny.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1916-02-12

A number Of young men at the Ho-
tel Early will Be the hosts at dane
ing party tonight.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1916-02-12
sororis study club.

sororis Study club met Wednesday
afternoon with Mrs. A. p. Cochran
with an excellent attendance. The
lesson. on the third republic o.
France and Freioh development was
well led by AIRS Sheegog. Next
week sbe cluh wilI meet with Mrs
Spinning and 8irs. Austin will lead
The lesson on French literature.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1916-02-12

Mrs. w. II. Yohe. who had been the
much feted guest OF Mrs. Ben johnson
and Mrs. Lee Olive the preceding ten
days, left Thursday for her home =
pmaha. =.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1916-02-12
HIGH SCHOOL NOTES
lBy High School RepOrter.)


+ = + > = = ; 4 = 4 + = : = ;
The dehaters left for NARROW Fri
day afternoon. The school is conf
Dent Of success for our representa-
tiyes.
The basket ball boys also went to
NARROW Friday and the basket bal;
girls to Mangum.
The Philomathean society held
very interesting meeting Wednesday
night.
The football boys have turned their
pencils over to the basket ball girls,
since the girls carnival has made the
boys Financially independent" The
girls need the money from the pencils
and owing to their superior ability as
statesmen they are getting it.
The Inter-class basket ball games
are arouslng pep" in the school. The
juniors are ahead Of the Seniors SO
FAR. though the latter have one more
chance and the games have been verg
interesting. The Sophomores defeat
ed the Freshmen Thursday night
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1916-02-12

Mrs. Charles Trammel returned ths
first Of the week from San Angelo
Tex. where size spent several weeks
with her mother.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1916-02-12

3lr and Hrs. F.. Z. Riddle enter
tanned Mr. ard Mrs. 2. NJ Frey ann
fr. and sirs- Hzrry Hamneriy al :
O'clock dinner Tuesday evening.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1916-02-12

Ms H ]. Smith "a spending several
days a the home Of her brother in
Addington. where she was called b
the Hines OF his wife.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1916-02-12

Mrs Morgan Hamilton went to Mar
low Thursday for few days visit
with Major and Mrs. T. Z. Biggers.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1916-02-12

Miss Louise Trippett Of Edmond IS
a guest al the home Of Mr.. and Mrs.
I'd Johns.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1916-02-12

Mrs. Henry Baldwin oi OkIahoma
City vas an out Of town guest at Mrs
Homer Bonds I1nchecn al the GerOni
no Monday.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1916-02-12

Mrs. v. J. Ream Of FL Reno is
spending few days at the home OF
.ir ana Mrs, VIM. Bledsoe.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1916-02-12

Nrs ]. D. NcReynolds and daugh
Ter Helen Of Ryan are the guests Of
The formers daughter, Mrs. Harry
Hammerly.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1916-02-12

Cash paid for clean corton rags at
Daily Express offics-
The Weston leader. [volume] (Weston, Umatilla County, Or.) 189?-1946, 1916-04-14

New York-The Brabloeh, Norwe.
gian sailing vessel. which arrived
Tuesday from Holding, Denmark, re-
ported escaping from choice Of de-
structiOn between floating mines and
guns Of British cruiser when she was
beating through the passage between
the Orkney Islands and Scotland.
When of the coast Of Scotland the
Brabloch encountered winds 20 heavy
that she was driven into the Orkney
passages, which, unknown TO her cap
tain, are mined and closed to all but
naval vessels,
The Weston leader. [volume] (Weston, Umatilla County, Or.) 189?-1946, 1916-04-14
NORTHWEST MARKET REPORTS
GENERAL CROP CONDITIONS

nortland-wheat -Bluestem si.0S;
fortyfold. sle. elaA csc; red ifs seei
red Russian. e2c.
Hsy-Eastern Oregon timothy. sal
ara per ton: alfalfa. sac
Nlllfesa - Spot rrie~-; Rrsr. sss
per ton; shorts. s2kso; rolled barley.
Ss1. .6oefSe. so.
corn-whole sss per ton; cracked.
ss7.
Observation-Disclosures es01soe pen
dcren; tomatoes. $s.z5 per crate; cab
bsgN sl.2sGl2. Is per hundred; garlic.
lee per pound: pepperA l7h C zoe;
eggplant. 2Sie per pound; hcrseradish.
see per pound: esulinower. $i.ss y
i.50; lettuce. sa2s02.sS per crate;
cucumhsrs. sl.2Seli. 80; spinaeh. SOC
6l$l per box: asparagus z e loc per
pound, rhuhArh Si.350l2 per box;
peas se1iOe per pound.
Potatoes ~ Oregon buying prices
$3.50 (. o. b shipping point.
Green Fruit Strawberries. -. 1905
per crate; apples. sicli.6o per box;
cranherries. Sli per barrel.
Eggs - Jobhing prices: Oregon
ranch, cAndled. 2ie per dozen; un-
candlcd. isAe52oc per dozen.
Poultry - HenS i7e; stagS lsc;
broilers. 25@Soc; turkeys ehoiee. a
<l25; ducks. l5e; geese i0c.
Butter - Prices from wholesaler 10
retailer: Portland city creamery
prints 6O-pound case lots, standard
grades, sac: lower grades sic; Ore
gun country creamery prints. 60-pound
case lots. standard makes. 81 q IS;
lower grades. so q s0ie; packed in
cubes &c less. Prices paid by jobbers
to producers: Cubes. extras. 9sesS0e,
firsts 2T a 27ic; dairy butter. iSeg
Isle; butterfat. No. !. SSe: No. 2.
SOC
veal-Fancy. loe5l0ie per pound.
Pork-Fancy, llecilic per pound.
Wool - Eastern Oregon. 206gS0e;
valley, 27a2Se; mohAir. new clip 30
e5S1c.
cascsra bark-old and new. te per
pound
Cattle - Steers. choice grain and
pulp S.50e1e: choice hay. $Sl6 q
$50; goOd. $7.75 q sis; medium.
81. 5Of7.75; COWS. choice. $50 g
7.s0: good, $3.50 q 6.T5; medium,
Sc. 2516. so; heifers. s5g7. rs; bulls.
81 T5G6: stags SSG5.25.
Hogs - Prime light, So: good TO
prime, Ss.25 a .; rough heavy, $50
s.25; pigs and skips. $SGS-25.
Sheep-YeArlings. $SIl0: wetherS.
81. 25Gs; ewes S6-25@s.25; lambs.
50. 50ello.50.
The Weston leader. [volume] (Weston, Umatilla County, Or.) 189?-1946, 1916-04-14
U. S. Iroeps Ordered 10 Guss Derdd.

Washington. d. c. Such q marked
improvement In conditions along the
Mexican border has been reported by
General Funston that tho War depart
ment il now considering drawing upon
some Of the troops stationed In Texas
to strengthen the ever lengthening
lines Of communication Of the expedi-
tion seeking villa. Many alarming
rumors have been disposed Of. and tho
border situation generally is said to be
quieter than heretofore, but the plan
Is not TO disturb the garrisons or patrol
in New Mexico or Arizona for the
present. A part Of the Twenty-fcurth
infantry. negroes. withdrawn from Del
Rio, Tex, at the request Of the local
authorities after one Of the soldiers
had been killed by ranger attempting
TO arrest him, already has been or
dered into Mexico.
The Weston leader. [volume] (Weston, Umatilla County, Or.) 189?-1946, 1916-04-14
No Change il Butter Expected.

Taeoma-B Butter Is firm ard dealers
do not look for decline for two weeks
vet. The market Of tho Pacific Coast
is reported to be unchanged. Receipts
Of butter are none too large. Eggs
are arriving pIentifully and the mar
ket Is steady. Cheese is unchanged
and the demand is light.
The fsh market is well supplied
with various kinds Of fish with the ak
ception Of salmon. Since the season
opened on salmon fairly good catehes
have been made BY sportsmen on the
Narrows and on Puget Sound The
fish, however, are not running in large
enough schools to warrant fishing boats
to 20 after them, according to dealers
The Weston leader. [volume] (Weston, Umatilla County, Or.) 189?-1946, 1916-04-14

A commodity even 30 Indirectly -
lated 10 the demands OF war 40 paper
Il showing the prevailing tendencies
10 such degree ~ sefloualy 20 eni'
barrAss publishers The higher price
OF paper stock and the difficulty .of
obtaining tt a. all In England was a
chief factor In the dlaeonllnuance IN
March % the London daily standard.
after a career OF sixty years. for con
siderable portion OF which u was ihs
most important organ OF the middle
classes In England. IN America tho
demand for paper has been increasing
FOR six months as a result OF general
business activity. AZ the same time.
supplies used In It's manufacture have
been decreased by war conditions, and
IN some canes have almost been shut
Oft. The supply of old rags h affected
by the cutting off Of the impcrtations
from the European pcasantry and by
the demand Tor the making Of guncot.
ton. The chemicals used IN bleaching
the paper produced by sulphuric acid
and alum are eelng devourcd by the
manufacturers OF explosives, while I'm.
portations OF lute have fallen off until
the price Is doubled An embargo has
been placed ON shipments of wood
pulp from Norway and Sweden, while
Canada stopped access to her vast re-
sources sonio time ago. The newspa'
per publisher n. indeed. hard hit by
war conditions In many other items
OF supplies besides the basic one Of
paper stock. Practically everything
going into the manufacture Of daily
newspaper has Increased In price from
10 20 50 per eent--iuks, owing 10 the
advance IN the cost OF acids and dyes.
IRON 500 20 5000 per cent, type. owing
10 the higher cost Of lead. tin and an
timony-even the rubber and felt
blankets wrapped around the press
rollers add their quota TO the Increased
-cost,of.llying- OF the metropolitan
daily Prom THE Progress OF the
World IN the American Review OF
Reviews for April 1916.
The Weston leader. [volume] (Weston, Umatilla County, Or.) 189?-1946, 1916-04-14
GERMANS N EAS kTTAG
ON vHDuA FRONT AOwD

Parls--Abandoning the new open
formation and the lately established
practice Of night attack. the Germans
tuesday engaged two army corps w.
600 menl In dense masses against ,he
French positions northwest OF VsFdan'
between Avocourt and Cumierca,
Forces numbering At least a division
snd half (about so, 600 menl charged
the line between Avocourt and bethin.
court. They approached within 100
yards Of the French trenches ana
seemed insensible 60 tho fact thAt
hundreds Of their mon were falling ey
the way; but notwithstanding their
courage and the weight of their masses
they were stopped. There was dead
line beyond which they could not pas.
When tho attacking columns were
thlnned out BY artillery and machine
gun ere 90 that a reformation became
necessary, the order to retire was
given :.
Twice they were Obliged to hll up
the gaps In their ranks but mono OF
The Weston leader. [volume] (Weston, Umatilla County, Or.) 189?-1946, 1916-04-14
Interned Ships May Sail.

London--Any proposals put forward
by neutral governments with the idea
Of obtaining immunity from capture
for vessels owned in nations at war
with Great Britain and placed in serv-
Ice by neutrals will receive careful
consideration from the British govern
ment. Lord Robert Cecil made this
statement In response to a question in
the house Of commons. He said the
government considered the question Of
employment Of vessels belonging to
hostile nations in neutral ports was q
matter for neutral governments.
The Weston leader. [volume] (Weston, Umatilla County, Or.) 189?-1946, 1916-04-14
New Potatoes Arrive.

Tacoma - New potatoes Of the best
quality the local market has seen for
years, according to commission men.
rolled in Thursday for the first time
this season. The new tnbers. which
are red, went out wholesale at 81 cents
q pound in lug boxes and found an in
slant market Regular shipments viii
Be received from now on and as re-
eeipts increase prices win decline, say
merchants.
Celery is about through for the sea-
son. il is reported. The vegetable il
quoted at $5-T5 . crate Radishes.
telephone peas. artichOkes. asparagus
and lettuce arrived by steamer and
went out quickly. The demand for
green stuff increases daily.
Apples continue to sell good. Wine
saps are the most popular variety here.
whoIesaling from $I.25 TO sl.65 . box
Meats and poultry are frmer.
The Weston leader. [volume] (Weston, Umatilla County, Or.) 189?-1946, 1916-04-14

Oregon Agricultural College. corvaL
iis.--Commencement at the Oregon
Agricultural College. including the an
nnal Pageant. Alumni day. baccalaur-
cate, class day. and graduation exer.
cises. win begin Friday afternoon.
June 2. and conclude Tuesday noon.
June s.
The pageant, which consists Of The
Seasons and Russian Fets Day. viii
occur Friday Music for the occasion.
furnished BY the College Orchestra.
directed by E HELLER -Collens. viii con
sist chiefly Of classics, which viii be
interpreted in the professionals and
dances on Friday evening. June ?,
the senior play viii be presented BY
the class
Alumni day. Saturday. June :. has
been chosen with q view 10 Rccommo-
date both the alumni who are teach
ing and those who can spare only q
weekend for the annual get-togcther.
The usual MONDAY luncheon viii be
followed by the business meeting and
BY the class reunions, which are to be
the big feature Of alurani day this
year. The lis. I0Ss, 01s. and 50 on
are 70 hold special reunions. inaug-
urating 4 plan OF five-year meets that
promises to be . popular phase Of
these annual alumni events. In the
evening the graduating class viii be
guests Of the alumni Gt the annual
hall.
The baccalzureate service this year
will be held in the afternoon. and the
usual evening union meeting Of the
churches will not be held This plan
has been fnaugurzted with 3 view 10
avoid any interference with regular
church exercises on a day when the
church-goers are especially interested
to meet their outgoing student-mern-
berS-
Monday. June 5. viii be class day.
In addition to the usual outdoor fes-
tiTities Of the graduates. there win be
q review OF the cadet regiment in the
afternoon. and the graduating recital
Of the school OF music in the eEening.
The academic procession and gradu-
ating exercises viii occur Tuesday
morning at ten o'clock
Unusual interest attaches to the
events OF Commencement this year By
reason of the fact that all regular Col
lege students viii be In attendance
The Weston leader. [volume] (Weston, Umatilla County, Or.) 189?-1946, 1916-04-14

Pinkham's Vegetable Compound Ny
mother bought It and the next month /
was 80 well that worked all the month
without staying at home q day. am
IN good health now and have told lots Of
girls about II. Miss CLAKIcE MoRns,
q Russell Street, Taunton, Mass.
Thousands Of girls suffer IN silence
every month rather than consult a ply
sician. II girls who are troubled with
painful or irregular periods, backaehe,
headache, dragging-down sensations,
fainting spells or indigestion would take
Lydia z. Pinkham's Vegetable Com
pound, 3 safe and pure remedy made
from roots and herbs much suffering
might be avoided
Write TO Lydia E. Pinkham Medicine
Co, Lynn, Mass. (con6dentiai) for free
ndyies which viii prove helpfuL
The Weston leader. [volume] (Weston, Umatilla County, Or.) 189?-1946, 1916-04-14
wiIlIna i Stop.

A prisoner was in the dock on .
serious charge Of stealing. and the
case having been presented TO the
court by the prosecuting solicitor, he
was ordered TO stand up
Have you lzwyerT asked the
court.
NO, sir
~Are you able TO employ ones-
No, sir.
"Do you want q lawyer to defend
you in the casegT
Not partickler. sir"
'WeIl. what do you propose to do
about the case2"
Well" with yawn, as IL wear
led Of the thing. I'm willin' TO drop
the case. far's I'm concerned"
The Weston leader. [volume] (Weston, Umatilla County, Or.) 189?-1946, 1916-04-14

The chlneae have numerous sgadf
Iioun concerning their famous phil0so
pher Confuclun. One day. they say
he was medltating Ia the flNlda outside
the city OF Tianisln when he saw .
woman weeping bitterly beside 4 fresh
grave that she waa tanning vigorously.
He was touched by her evident EFt1f
aud aald:
20 sorrowsul one. what u your
trouhie7"
your honorable excellency. my hns.
band IN dead"
mo doubt you are 70 b. pilied, for
he was doubtless good husband;
but why are you tanning him gravef"
Exalted one" replied tho woman.
and her voice choked with anha. my
husband hade me not 10 marry again
tili hts grave was dry"
The Weston leader. [volume] (Weston, Umatilla County, Or.) 189?-1946, 1916-04-14

One OF the freshmen at Yale imme'
dlateiy applied 10 the proper officer
OF the university upon the day Of his
entrance Into that institution for In
formation touching his fathers ssny
there before him.
Il should like 10 see my fathers
record" said he. 'IIo was Ia the class
OF u.s."
II shall be Eiad 10 show you the
record" said the officer, but have
you any special reason for consulting
~"
We'll" said the youth. when iefl
home dad told me not 10 dlagracs him
aud wish TO see Just how far can
60"
The Weston leader. [volume] (Weston, Umatilla County, Or.) 189?-1946, 1916-04-14

Cleveland, Ohio - Backwardness in
the opening Of the navigation season,
together with great increase In de-
mand, has caused congestion Of freight
in Lake ports amounting to 100, ,000.-
600 tons Of iron ore and grain, accord
ing to q statement issued by the Lake
Carriers association. The weather
continues TO hold the ice in Upper Lake
ports and it probably win be May l
before navigation really Is under way.
says the statement.
The Weston leader. [volume] (Weston, Umatilla County, Or.) 189?-1946, 1916-04-14
STOP SCRATHlNGl
RESINOL RELIEVES
ITCHING INSTANTLY

That itching. burning skin-trUuble
which keeps you scratching and dig
ging. Is source Of disgust 70 others,
as wen as Of torment to you Why
don't you get rid Of II by using ResinoI
Ointment. Physicians have pres
seribed IL for over 20 years In most
cases, ii stops itching instantly and
heals eruptions promptly. It is very
easy and economical TO use. Sold By
all druggists. ADV.
The Weston leader. [volume] (Weston, Umatilla County, Or.) 189?-1946, 1916-04-14

There, just knew you'd forget
said the suhurhanite's wife as she met
her husband at the door. Why didn't
you go to the employment agency, as
I told y0u. and bring home cook
Yon men can't be trusted 10 remember
anything
zone moment, dear interrupted
hubby. II didn't forget went TO
the employment agencJ and picked
out cook--a good one. too. If you can
Judge By her references-s
"But where is shegr
I'm sorry, my dear. but lost her..
Lost hers Nonsenses How could
that happens-
II got into pinochle game on the
way home In the train and Jim Briggs
won her away from me
The Weston leader. [volume] (Weston, Umatilla County, Or.) 189?-1946, 1916-04-14

This illtle example u iFish Wit was
related at a recent dlnner Of the
Wheel Club:
A newly landed son Of Erin was
gapgng along 4 New York street when
he chanced 10 turn into the otficc Of
= lawyer. thinking II Was q store. liz
wan considerably Impressed with the
fine furnishings. and approaching the
nniy occupant Of the room. q man bnay
as a deak. asked:
~.could you be telling what you aell
here IN this fine piaesT"
"ccrtalnly.- wan tho Fetogt. uttered
IN rather an impatient tone. we sell
bIockheada."
The Irishman looked around and
nodded Ia understanding,
Sure and you must have q fins
trade, I'm thinking" he commented
"Ycu have but one ilft,"
The Weston leader. [volume] (Weston, Umatilla County, Or.) 189?-1946, 1916-04-14

Portland-The cattle and sheep mar
kets opened strong at the stockyards
this week, but there was an easier un-
dert0ne In the hog market and last
weeks extreme top prices in this were
not repeated Several loads Of grain
and puip-fed steers were sold at 50 and
a number Of other loads Of steers
brought $3.50 and $S-75. Butcher
cattle were strong, with $3.50 mar
ket for choice cows and . single head
bringing s.. The hog market was on
nickel from last week About is full
loads were disposed Of, one at 1920.
The Weston leader. [volume] (Weston, Umatilla County, Or.) 189?-1946, 1916-04-14
Nohlesse ohIIce

Mother" said little Mabel. do mis-
sionaries TO TO heayen!"
''why. OF course. DEAR" her mother
replied
do eannihalsf-
"No, I'm afraid they don't"
"Rut. mother the little girl insist
cd. aif a cannihal eats q missionary
he'll have 10 50. wont he!'--New
York Evening Post
The Weston leader. [volume] (Weston, Umatilla County, Or.) 189?-1946, 1916-04-14
sweet Potatoes Nearing End.

Tacoma Sweet potatoes are about
gone for the season. Those that are
on hard are wholesaIing at cents a
pound. The quality Of the tubers,
however, remains good, say commits
sionmen. The sweets had an unusually
good year, and both dealers and grow
ers realized profits from their business.
Commission men say that according to
the INCREASE in the demand for seed
Irish potatoes there will be many
tubers this coming season. At first
the seeds did not 90 out very good,
owing to the bad weather.
The Weston leader. [volume] (Weston, Umatilla County, Or.) 189?-1946, 1916-04-14

Paddy Dolan bought watch from
the local jeweler with q guarantee to
keep IL in order for II months About
six months later Paddy took IL back
because it had stopped
~YOu seem to have had an accident
with it, said the jeweler.
a small one, sure enough, sir.
About two months ago ! was feeding
the pig and IL fell into the trough"
aBut you should have brought It be-
fore" said the ieWeler-
sure. replied Paddy ! brought
II as soon as could: we only killed
the pig yesterday. Chicago Herald
The Weston leader. [volume] (Weston, Umatilla County, Or.) 189?-1946, 1916-04-14

How did they break the news 20
the young wife Of her rich old huss
hand's dcathf~
"0h. nothing could have been kinder
or more tactful Her best friend told
her she had some bad news. but u
might have been worse. for she would
look simply stunning In widows
weeds. Baltimore American.