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Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1916-09-06
ADJUSTMENTS
City Opera House

TbSs1sth episode Of 1.-THE Iron Claw"
viii be- shown on Wednesday and
Thursday. This serial is nearing the
end and has been highly interesting.
Another feature picture to be shown
will be,"Iitle Lady Eileen" with Mar
guerite Clark in the leading role. We'd
nesday evening the program will be
omitted owing to the rally.-Advt.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1916-09-06
Rickford. Brooks

Harry B. Bickford and Miss Ma
bel C.. Brooks of this town were united
in marriage Saturday night at the
home Of Mr.. Bickford's cousin. George
Knox, on Oak street. The house was
prettily decorated in patriotic colors
and a pretty arrangement was placed
In one corner of the room under which
the couple were married. The single
ring service was used and the cere-
mony was very informal. The bride
wore a white dress Of shadow lace
and pale blue chiffon. Rev. P. A. A.
Killam performed the ceremony. Tho
couple will reside In Oakland.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1916-09-06

An error appeared in the Tuesday is
sue Of the Journal relative to the rehears-
ais Of the Cecilia Choral Society. 1t
should have read that first rehearsal will
be held Sept. II instead Of Sept. %. The
rehearsal will be held at the Ware par
lors instead Of at Wentworth's music
store.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1916-09-06

People of Waterville and vicinity should
avail themselves of the opportunity Of
hearing Mrs. Frederick schoff. who Is
connected with the bureau Of education
at Washington, D. c., and who will
speak Wednesday afternoon at 1.3O o'clock
at the First Baptist church.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1916-09-06

Next Sunday the Unitarian church will
reopen, having been closed during the
summer months. The minister, Rev
Frank L. Phalen, will deliver specia
sermon at the 1880 A. NJ. services. AL
are cordially invited to attend
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1916-09-06

Travel on the west-bound passen-
ger train continued to be heavy Tues
day afternoon, a large number OF peo-
pie returning from their summer
homes
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1916-09-06
Funeral of Melvin Clark

The funeral Of Melvin Clark, who
died at his home in East Belfast on
Sunday, took place this afternoon. Mr..
Clark was born in Prospect 20 years
ago. the son of the late Eastman ana
Eliza (Whitten) Clark. In his early
life he followed the trade of stone
cutting, living in Prospect. For
number of years he has been resi-"
dent of Belfast. An invalid wife sur
wives him.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1916-09-06

The Northport Country Club, of
which a large percentage Of members
are residents of Belfast. will remain
open until Oct. /. The club will con
tinue under the present arrangements
as to dining room service until Sept.
II. the same as during the summer.
but after that date special arrange
nlents for such service will have to De
made with the club steward
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1916-09-06

Judge and Mrs. A. A. Matthew re-
turned Tuesday afternoon from Bos-
ton, where they were called by the
illness of a relative.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1916-09-06

Mr.. and Mrs. Arthur fash and chill
dren. who have been visiting at the home
of Mrs. F. L. Libby. have returned to
their home in Boston.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1916-09-06

LOOKING FOR A DENTIST?
II so. come in and consult US. We
can assure You that If you intrust
the work to us that 1t will be we'll
done; done right in every particular
and at as moderate a cos. as first
class work can be done for. We
make a speciality Of bridge work.
DR.. S. A, COBB'S
Maine Dental Parlors,
~ Main Street. Tel. 33e.W
Atf
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1916-09-06
BELFAST
Large Entering Class Belfast
High School-New Mar
ried Couple Surprise
Their Friends
WALDO COUNTY S. S. CON.
VENTION SEPTEMBER Is

Over so students entered the Bel
fast High school this morning, the
largest Freshman class in many years.
The other classes are large also, sew
eral returning to school after being
out a year or more in out-of-toWn
schools. Among these are the Misses
Alice and Martha Southworth and
Frances Wylie from St. Joseph's Con-
vent Academy, Portland, Miss Geneva
Stephenson from Coburn. The school
is larger than for long time.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1916-09-06
Ailen-Hart

Miss Jessie Hart, only daughter Of
Mr.. and Mrs. Lewis Hart of Alto
street, and Basil Allen, son of Mr. ana
Mrs. Albion Allen of Lincolnville, were
united in marriage this morning at
$50 at the Congregational parsonage
by Rev. Walter T. Hawthorn. The
young people were unattended ana
the hour Of the ceremony was kept
dark secret from their friends, by
which means they were able to get
out Of the city before anyone was
aware of the wedding. The single ring
service was used, the bride wearing i
natty tailored suit o. dark blue cloth
and large black hat. Immediately af-
ter the ceremony they left in the
groom's car for a weeks trip, destina-
ton unannounced. The bride was
graduated last year from the Belfast
High school and has since that time
been one of the Office staff of the
Leonard & Barrows Co.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1916-09-06

F. o. Hagerman Of Attleboro, Mass,
was a caller in town Tuesday.
]. c. Perry Of Island Falls was
guest at the Oakland hotel Tuesday.
Miss Mildred Penney, who has been
visiting Miss Berle Dow for the past
week in Winthrop. returned home
MonGay
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1916-09-06

! cttv clerk J. A. Letourneau has just
received the official ballots to De useo
In the State election next MONDAY.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1916-09-06

Mr.. and Mrs. John ]. Intern OF
Prospect street have returned from
weeks visit in Aroostook county.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1916-09-06

Wallace McCurdy. who has been passing
his vacation at Lakeside, has returned to
his home In Philadelphia.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1916-09-06

Dan Quigley of this city has purchased
from George Fred Teri a timber lot sit
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1916-09-06

ueted on Belgrade lakes. The lot con-
sists Of $50 acres.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1916-09-06
$35,S49.13

An order that catch basin be
placed on Spring street five feet from
sidewalk pump towards Elm street.
was referred to the committee on
streets.
An order that a gravel walk be laid
on the west side Of Gray avenue was
passed.
In connection VITA the $4,000 bond
Issue Mayor Boothby read a statement
of facts on the return Of the assess
crs. This return stated the real es-
tate valuation as s6,67s,590 and the
personal as s1.541,140, making a to-
tai Of ss,219,530. This would make
available at per cent. s410,976.50. The
present city debt was given as 1884,
10000. leaving a balance Of $16,S7650
1t was ordered that the committee
on streets be authorized to contract
with the Hassam Paving Co. of Wor-
&ester. Mass, to construct Main street
from Appleton street to College ave-
nue. and College avenue to the street
crossing opposite the north side Of
Union street.
The Tomahawk. [volume] (White Earth, Becker County, Minn.) 1903-192?, 1916-04-13
Cont Neglect Kidneys
Swan1p-Root, DR.. Kilmer's Prescrip-
ton, Overcomes Kidney Trouble

It is now conceded by physicians that
the kidneys should have more attention
as they control the other organs to re-
markable degree and do a tremendous
amount of work in removing the poisons
and waste matter from the system by
filtering the blood.
The kidneys should receive some as
sistance when needed. We take less ex-
ercise, drink less water and often eat more
rich, heavy food, thereby forcing the kid
neys to do more work than nature in
tended. Evidence of kidney trouble, such
as lame back, annoying bladder troubles,
smarting or burning, brickdust or sedi-
ment, sallow complexion, rheumatism,
maybe weak or irregular heart action,
warns you that your kidneys require nelp
Immediately to avoid more serious trou-
ble
An ideal herbal compound that has had
most remarkable success as kidney and
bladder remedy is DIR. Kilmer's Swamp
Root. There is nothing else like, it. It
is DR.. Kilmers prescription used in prl-
vate practice and it is sure to benefit you.
Get bottle from your druggist.
However, if you wish first to test this
great preparation, send ten cents to DR..
Kilmer & Co., Binghamton, N. Y, for
sample bottle. When writing be sure and
mention this paper.-Adv.
Hood not joors. thew cannot hurt
The Tomahawk. [volume] (White Earth, Becker County, Minn.) 1903-192?, 1916-04-13
Hopes Women Will
Adopt This Habit
As Well As Men
Glass Of hot water each morn.
ing helps US look and feel
clean, sweet, fresh.

Happy, bright, alert-vigorous and
v;vacious-a good clear skin; nat
ural, rosy complexion and freedom
from illness are assured only by clean,
healthy blood. If only every woman
and likewise every man could realize
the wonders of drinking phosphated
hot water each morning, what graf
flying change would take place.
Instead of the thousands Of sickly.
anaemic-looking men, women and
girls with pasty or muddy complex.
cons; instead of the multitudes OF
nerve wrecks" "rundowns,' brain
fags' and pessimists we should see
virile, optimistic throng Of rosy.
checked people everywhere.
An inside bath is had by drinking,
each morning before breakfast, glass
of real hot water with a teaspoonful
of limestone phosphate in it to wash
from the stomach, liver, kidneys and
ten yards of bowels the previous days
indigestible waste sour lamentations
and poisons, thus cleansing, sweeten-
ing and freshening the entire alimen.
tary canal before putting more FOOD
into the stomach.
Those subject to sick headache, bill.
iousness, nasty breath, rheumatism,
colds; and particularly those who
have a pallid, sallow complexion and
who are constipated very often, are
urged to obtain quarter pound of
limestone phosphate from any drug
gist or at the store which will cost
but trifle but is sufficient to demon
strate the quick and remarkable
change in both health and appearance
awaiting those who practice internal
sanitation. We must remember that
inside cleanliness is more important
than outside, because the skin does
not absorb impurities to contaminate
the blood, while the pores in the thir
ty feet of bowels do:-Adv.
The Tomahawk. [volume] (White Earth, Becker County, Minn.) 1903-192?, 1916-04-13

Hatfield o $4,000 Still laughing they agreed
his chemical
OF in forgot The counclt
tions-but abou the began
i
said Eveybodys getting
heseda
Hatfield he will get
100000. q.
The Tomahawk. [volume] (White Earth, Becker County, Minn.) 1903-192?, 1916-04-13

antor OF the
that the church
Wednesday night meetings 1e Hess
it much later
weeks
itself total darkness
finally
the
speaking douseo
glm."
with Henry His reply
the time the
In to
and the congregation sang ana
nr.ved blaze
The Tomahawk. [volume] (White Earth, Becker County, Minn.) 1903-192?, 1916-04-13
Former Iowa
Farmers Are
Doing Well
in Canada.

ing statements about the enormous
war taxes that are being paid here
$500 on a quarter section yearly
about forcing young men to enlist for
the war; about the cold, no crops and
any old story that by it's extravagant
boldness might influence men and
women from venturing north to Can
ada, is really in the list Of curios to
our people. Knowing the country, we
can hardly take it seriously. Our gov
ernments, however. dominion and pro.
vincial, are taking steps to expose the
false statements that are being made
and thereby keep the channel open for
continuing the stream of settlers that
has been flowing to us for the past
decade. -Advertisement.
The Tomahawk. [volume] (White Earth, Becker County, Minn.) 1903-192?, 1916-04-13

mend your Compound to other ladies. :"
Mrs. MARY RIDGwAY, Durand, Wis.
A Massachusetts, Woman Writes:
Blackstone, Mass. my troubles
were from my age, and felt awfully
sick for three years. I had hot flashes
ofte:, and frequently suffered from
pains. I took Lydia E. Pinkham's
Vegetable Compound and now am well"
Mrs. PIERRE CoURNoYER, Box 2S9,
Blackstone, Mass.
Such warning symptoms as sense OF
suffocation, hot flashes, headaches, back
aches, dread of impending evil, timidity,
sounds in the ears, palpitation of the
heart, sparks before the eyes, irregu-
larities, constipation, variable appetite,
weakness and dizziness, should be needed
by middle-aged women. Lydia E. Pink
hams Vegetable Compound has carried
many women safely through this crisis
The Tomahawk. [volume] (White Earth, Becker County, Minn.) 1903-192?, 1916-04-13

is reSpOnSibIe. THO CITY attOTNey HAS
ruled that the city must pay Charles
Hatfield that sum. for alling the Mo
rena dam. Hatfield is a rainmaker
He went to San Diego some weeks ago
and spoke somewhat as follows:
Il notice you don't have very
much of an average rainfall here. liz
like to make rain for YOU"
"Fill Morena DAM" said the coun
cilmen, and they all laughed. Morena
dam had never been more than 9
third f11ad
The Tomahawk. [volume] (White Earth, Becker County, Minn.) 1903-192?, 1916-04-13

the First Presbyterian church in Chi
cago's wealthiest suburb sings its
hymns and absorbs its sermons IN
peace, secure in the knowledge that 1t
won't have to stumble over the pews
amid the blackness Of night when 1t
gets ready to 60 home.
1t was years ago, in the German
army, that Henry learned the mean
ing and the practice Of efficiency.
Later he came to America, and event
ually drifted into Lake Forest, leav-
ino q trail of efficiency from New
The Tomahawk. [volume] (White Earth, Becker County, Minn.) 1903-192?, 1916-04-13

THE attempt to
C h e ok emigration
from the United
States to our prai-
RE provinces by
publishing alarming
The Tomahawk. [volume] (White Earth, Becker County, Minn.) 1903-192?, 1916-04-13

Some people act as though they
were afraid they might forget thei.
troubles if they didn't talk about them
all the time.
The Tomahawk. [volume] (White Earth, Becker County, Minn.) 1903-192?, 1916-04-13
EgotIstic.

Vel have never met more than
two really lovely woman.
She-Ah! Who was the other?
The Tomahawk. [volume] (White Earth, Becker County, Minn.) 1903-192?, 1916-04-13
Gettinq Fat.

Getting Fat.
Does he occupy his pulpit satisfac
torily?''
"Well, he has gained twenty pounds
since he came with us."-Judge.
The Tomahawk. [volume] (White Earth, Becker County, Minn.) 1903-192?, 1916-04-13

The only thing that makes man
tolerant Of his wife's relatives Is
for her not to have any.
The Tomahawk. [volume] (White Earth, Becker County, Minn.) 1903-192?, 1916-04-13
Rainmaker's Demand for $4,000 May Be Granted

that rain comes down because hstet
$4,000 nave to pc PAID
hang the old belief that Mother Mature
The Tomahawk. [volume] (White Earth, Becker County, Minn.) 1903-192?, 1916-04-13

Lydia E. Plnkham 8
vege table Com
pound. When Twas
Is and h ad tn .
Change of Life,
q friend recon-
rnended it and it
gave me such relief
from my bad feel
ings that I took
several bottles. I
am now well and
healthy and recon-
The Tomahawk. [volume] (White Earth, Becker County, Minn.) 1903-192?, 1916-04-13

We reprint the following article,
complete, without comment, from the
latest number Of the Saskatchewan
Farmer" an agricultural paper pub
Iished at Moose Jaw, Saskatchewan:
The Tomahawk. [volume] (White Earth, Becker County, Minn.) 1903-192?, 1916-04-13
Efficient Sexton Is Now Looking for New Job

been tried out in Lake Forest with the
L So its CHIEF exponent or
And in the meantime The congregation OF
The Tomahawk. [volume] (White Earth, Becker County, Minn.) 1903-192?, 1916-04-13

Ordinarily the SeaguilS. nave I'LL
their river habitat by the opening OF
February to seek food along the coast
or in the Ccwlitz river near Rainier,
where smelt run about that time. But
this year the cold weather swept down
over the Northwest and the smelt run
is late. Therefore, the seagulls are
clinging to their river rendezvous with
persistency, and the feeding habit
has become sport.
No dog ever Spoke for bite
with more anxiety than do the gulis.
and the way the graceful fowls have
tors has been most diverting. The gu
large throngs of pedestrians who tarr
nuts, popcorn and other choice bits to
The seagull is queer bird. 1t pre-
even in the seasons that it lives here
and passers-by are few, only Il few gu
rest have gone to the beaches, where
rotting driftwood or sitting on sand
But they never fail to come home
and are waiting on the bridges for q
folk are sstlI,
The Tomahawk. [volume] (White Earth, Becker County, Minn.) 1903-192?, 1916-04-13
Hunqry SeaguIIs Catch Peanuts ION the Fly

tarried the river bridges the Other
derng
tossing peanuts the elephants at the circus
The Tomahawk. [volume] (White Earth, Becker County, Minn.) 1903-192?, 1916-04-13
New York Claims Honor of First" Convention City

during the Chrmaf
the National Education
10000 people from beyond
announced Next In
of May
greatest Of all convention cues:
the convention bureau at the
Merchants
country which
This point When comes to
them better than city In America
hall Madison Square Garden
National
be taxed to its utmost
thing the city They
The Tomahawk. [volume] (White Earth, Becker County, Minn.) 1903-192?, 1916-04-13
There Is No
War Tax So
Called.

covers municipal tax, school tax, hail
insurance taX--everythng. There is
no war tax so-called. like the laws
in force here. There is no compulsion
to me in any way. I am just as indie.
pendent here as I was in Illinois, and
I feel that my family and l are just as
we'll protected by the laws Of the prov.
ince as we were in our old home in Hi
nois. What I earn here is my own.
I have seven children and they take
their places at school, in sports and
Mt all public gatherings the same as
the Canadian born.
(Sgd.) M. P. Tysdal.
February 9th, 1916"
The Tomahawk. [volume] (White Earth, Becker County, Minn.) 1903-192?, 1916-04-13
elderly WOMEN
SAFEGUARDED
Tell Others How They Were
Carried Safely Through
Change of Life.

Durand, Visit am the mother OF
fourteen children and owe my life to
The Tomahawk. [volume] (White Earth, Becker County, Minn.) 1903-192?, 1916-04-13

neighbours. M y
taxes on each quar-
ter section (160
acrcs) are about
$50 q wear. This
The Tomahawk. [volume] (White Earth, Becker County, Minn.) 1903-192?, 1916-04-13

Love is blind, otherwise few leap
year girls would propose.
The Tomahawk. [volume] (White Earth, Becker County, Minn.) 1903-192?, 1916-04-13
he HAS HAD
GRAND CROPS
And Likes the Laws in Western
Canada.

IT lived near Lee, Illinois, for 46
years. came to Saskatchewan in the
spring Of 1912 and bought land near
Briercrest. have farmed this land,
1850 acres, ever since. I have had
grand crops. IN 1914 I had 100 acres
of wheat that yielded 40 bushels to
the acre. l sold this wheat at $3.50
per bushel. l like the country and my
The Tomahawk. [volume] (White Earth, Becker County, Minn.) 1903-192?, 1916-04-13

Heed not jeers; they cannot hurt
The Tomahawk. [volume] (White Earth, Becker County, Minn.) 1903-192?, 1916-04-13
Lower Insurance Rates.

Lower Insurance Rates.
Lower insurance rates in 470 towns
and villages in northeastern Minnesota
are to become effective Immediately
through extension to that section of
the agreement between Samuel D.
Works, state insurance commissioner,
and Manager Walter l. Fisher Of the
general insurance bureau, Minneapolis
according to the commissioners an
nouncement.
The Waxahachie daily light. [volume] (Waxahachie, Tex.) 1894-current, 1916-12-07
JOY RIDER ARRESTED
FOLLOWING ACCIDENT
WAGON WAS STRUCK by AUTO
AND WOMAN SERIOUSLY
INJURED.
Driver of Car Is Alleged to Have Ex-
tineuished His Lights and Sped
Away - Was Later
Arrested.

DALLAS. Texas, Dec. I'll. H..
Hartman, wealthy joy rider, under
arrest on a charge of reckless diiv-
ing as a result of which his auto ran
down a wagon and perhaps fatally
injured Mrs. Fannie Gentry, aged
10, last night, owes his arrest to Miss
Augustine Vilbig, l9.
Hartman is alleged to have extin-
guished his lights and sped away aft
er striking the wagon and throwing
Mrs. Gentry and an infant grand
child to the paving Miss Nilbig who
was passing in her own car gave
chase and after speeding several
miles drew close enough TO obtain
the number of the machine. He was
arrested shortly after.
The Waxahachie daily light. [volume] (Waxahachie, Tex.) 1894-current, 1916-12-07
NEW YORK STAFF
IS ORDERED HOME
col. O'RR1AN AND STAFF RE-
CEiyED ORDERS To RETURN
ro NEW YORK.
The Twcnty-1hird New York infan-
try Is Ordered 10 Return 10
Home station az
i,nffaio.

McAIL.EN. Texas, Dee The
New York national guard head
quarters. consisting OF Colonel
O'Bryan and staff. received orders
today 70 return to New York. The
infantry, stationed at
.pharr, has been ordered to return
to their home station AZ buffalo.
Colonel Johnson OF the Twentieth
infantry. who recently resigned be-
cause OF alleged Insults received
from O'f3ryan. has been ordered to
Brownsville and viii be succeeded BY
Colonel Irandholtz.
Major Cornelius Vanderbilt. in
spector general OF the Sixth division
and commanding colonel Of the
|1'wenty-second New York engineer
corps. VIII retain his position on the
general staff.
The Waxahachie daily light. [volume] (Waxahachie, Tex.) 1894-current, 1916-12-07
.RUMAN|A IS LAND
CHAOS AND ANARCHY
THE WHOLE COUNTRY is DE-
'CLARED TO BE SUFFERING
FROM REIGN OF TERROR.
For the Purpose of Restoring Order
General Won Tulff Has Been APP
pointed Governor General
of Rumania.
BY Karl w. Alderman.

WITH THE GERMAN ARMY,
GENERAL FALKENHAYN'S HEAD
QUARTERS, RUMANIA, Dec. A.
(By wireless) There is something
dead or dying every hundred yards
in Rumania. The country is mad
with terror. Anarchy and chaos
reign everywhere and the misery of
the inhabitants is terrible. And
most OF it is due to the Rumanian
government itself, which ordered all
civilians to leave their homes as the
German army advanced at almost
incredible swiftness.
1t is to bring order out OF this
chaos that General Won Tulff, for
mer military administrator of Po-
land, has been named governor gen.
eral of Rumania. He is now en-
route here with two generals and
his entire staff.
(It may be noted that Alderman S
story was filed Monday before the
German army captured Bucharest
and Ploesci.)
The Waxahachie daily light. [volume] (Waxahachie, Tex.) 1894-current, 1916-12-07
MINE FOREMAN
IS MURDERED
HOWARD GRAY MAS TugTuHED
AND HANGED By slLLiSTAs
Until HE WAS DEAD.
death CONFIRMED
story brought to III PaSo by Two
Mining Men Confirmed by Teie-
gram From Native Foreman
of the Mine.

ELL pAsO. Texas. Dec. 7.--Haw-
ard Gray. AN American employe of
the Alvars,do Mining company, was
tortured aud hanged until he Was
dead by viiiistas when the bandits
entcred the Town ~ rarrai a month
ago. according to word brought here
today by two mining men.
While the men were telling their
story Of a;ray's death In the office
Of, the AIyarado company a telegram
from the native foreman OF The mine
reached The office. The message
read:
Everything Is safe except Gray.
He Is dead"
The mipsng company officials ac-'
cepted this as IL Confederation Of the
refugees story. Gray WAS acting
foreman OF the Alyarado mine, afi'
American owncd property. -Four
other employees escaped before the at-
tack and fled across the Sierra noun-
tains. Gray and sia others stayed
behind. IL was inferred from the
telegram that the either Americans
We're safe.