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East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1916-09-30
Time On Sunun and Down.

The duck ard goose season opens
tomorrow morning and, inasmuch as
the federal law prohibits hunting be-
fore sunrise and after sundOwn, many
hunters have been inquiring for the
official time for the rising and set
ting of the sun. Through Deputy
Warden Tonkin. f. s. Cattron, feder.
al inspector, has furnished the East
Oregonian with a schedule Of time
Of sunrise and sunset in Umatilla
county for the month Of October. Ow-
ing to space demands it cannot be
published today but will be Monday,
However, for the benefit Of hunters,
the schedule for the first three days
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1916-09-30
Locates In Wyoming.

Osmer f, Smith, prominent young
attorney who was one of the candi.
Gates for the republican nomination
Tor district attorney last spring. is now
practicing at Gillette, Wyoming, ac.
cording to word received today by
Judge Phelps He and his wife spent
the summer in Colorado and had in.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1916-09-30
Esteb Eetate Appraised.

John Dorm, Frank Spike and j. I,
Hoskins. appraisers of the estate of
the late l., A. Esteb, today filed their
inventory, fixing the value of the es-
tate at $2075, OF that sum $4,000 is
represented by a contract deceased
mad with Mark Sturtevant of Pilot
Rock whereby the latter agreed to pay
him that sum as fees when the litiga-
ton over the Sturtevam estate is fin
ished.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1916-09-30
Plumbers Bring Suit

j. j. Woodaege and w. II. Ardrey
local plumbers, today brought suit
against De Loss Butt, and wife. and
Il. H. Nolen and wife to foreclose a
lien on Lot 9, block 2, Swltzler's addi-
ton to Pendleton. They allege they
did work at the property year ago
upon the order of Nolen who was act
ing as agent for the Butts, owners of
the property The lien amounts 10
$S6,l2, Fee & Fee are attorneys for
plaintiffs.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1916-09-30
Payne Back to u. of O.

Floyd Payne of Athena, known il
the northwest track world as the
athena Jackrabbit,' left today on
No. II for Eugene where he plans 10
re-enter the University of oregon
Payne's return will brighten the track
prospects at the university as he is
one of the best long distance runners
in the northwest.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1916-09-30

Alex Manning, former chief of po-
lice, today closed deal for the sale
of his residence property at 500 West
Alta to Miss Tillie Mae Poulson, 10.
cal piano instructor. The considera-
tion was $4,000, Mr.. Manning will
live in the future on his IA acre ranch
at Riverside.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1916-09-30

Pat Mcintyre of Stanfield. is Pen
dleton visitor.
Arthur G. Means Of Umatilla is In
the city today,
Miss Malen Burnett, pianist. OF
Walla Walla, met her classes at the
Association building today,
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1916-09-30

W. b. Ross of Meacham is down
from the mountain today
., A. Hawks of Nolin is making a
Nisi, IN fendleton today.
h. l. Davis, well known civil engi,
neer Of Hermiston, is making a bus.
mess visit in Pendleton today.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1916-09-30
Teutsch With Bond House.

Lee Teutsch, former Pendleton mer.
chant. is now located at Cleveland
Ohio, where he is selling bonds and
securities for Sergeant & co, Report,
received by friends indicates he has
been very successful in his new ven
ture.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1916-09-30
DIR. Tamiesie to Make Trip.

DR.. A. f. Tamlesie of the Eastern
Oregon State Hospital, expects to
leave next week for the east where
he will spend three or four months in
medical research. He will spend con-
siderable time at Johns Hopkins uni
versity and later will study in New
York. While gone he will visit many
of the state hospitals. Mrs. Tamiesie,
who has been visiting in Portland all
summer, will join him on his trip
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1916-09-30
Two CitiNenS Made.

Circuit Judge Phelps today made
two more citizens of the United States
out of foreign born residents. One
was Father Michael Casimer Butler
of Hermiston, who came to this coun-
try from Ireland in 1910 and the 9th.
er was Christopher Moehenke of NO
lin, who came to this country from
Germany in 1875.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1916-09-30
A FurlOng Article.

Carl Power has received a copy OF
the Detroit Free Press of September
a. containing fuiIpage, illustrated
article on the Pendleton Roundup
and entitled. AT the Cowboy Carni-
VAL It was written by Charles Wei.
lington Furlong, famous Boston
booster of the local show
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1916-09-30
To open Headquarters.

The republicans are planning to
open campaign headquarters in the
room in the Judd building formerly
occupied by the Vessel store The
plan is to consolidate all of the re-
publican organizations in order that
they may work to better advantage,
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1916-09-30
win Nlsi1 in East.

J. G, Woodwork OF the Van Petten
Lumber Co left this afternoon via
the N. F., on combined business and
pleasure visit to the middle west. He
will visit his mother in oklahoma and
will stop at Omaha, Kansas points
and so as far south as Fort Worth
Texas
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1916-09-30
LOCALS

For sale-3 good milch cows. T.
F. Straughan Pendleton Ore.
For rent double rooms with or
without board, Inquire 927 Water.
For rent-New modern 6-room
house with basement. Inquire Walt
er's Mill.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1916-09-30

The Mclean Auto company has
made the following sales of cars; To
Dare d. Dale of Helix, "A Hupmohile,
TO Ed Dupuis of Nolin, a Dodge, to|
L. G. Frazier, city a Saxon.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1916-09-30
Moodcrart rnlicY Paid.

Local officers of the Daphne circle,
Women of Woodcraft, have received
$4,000 payment for the heirs of
Eliza RoumagouX, the check having
arrived Monday.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1916-09-30
To observe Rally Day.

The Baptist Sunday school Will OBJ
serve Rally Day tomorrow and it is
expected that all who have been away
for the summer will be back and help
make the attendance large oISe.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1916-09-30
Deal Is Completed.

The deal for the transfer of the IT,
tie to Lehman Springs from w. II,
McCommach TO Il, L. Manning has
been completed ana the latter is now
in possession of the popular resort.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1916-09-30

With but few more days left for
registering for the November elec-
ton, quite a number of voters are reg
istering each day. This morning
about twenty appeared to register.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1916-09-30
Addition to Dwelling.

Rose NJ. Hamilton has taken out a
permit TO build thousand dollar ad-
dition to her dwelling on Lilleth
street
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1916-09-30

Maud Dupuy today brought suit in
the circuit court against her husband
Cornelius Dupuy asking for a divorce.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1916-09-30
Sa1RE El|lA||9TlPgA
dQa45zI4I+|g|Ngzz,

Schumann Heink, the great con-
tralto of operate as well as concert
fame, will be heard in song recital in
Walla Walla November Goth. A
guarantee of fifteen hundred is being
raised. Such an event in this part of
the country will be a rare treat and
1t is expected that the music loving
PendletOn will be there in large num-
bers.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1916-09-30

The Mclean Auto Co. will receive
a carload of the new 1917 Dodge cars
Monday. Don't fail to see these new
model beauties. -Ady
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1916-09-30
Auto Stage.

For Adams, Athena and Weston
leaves Hennlng's Cigar Store at 10 a.
m, and $3.50 p m. each day ADV.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1916-09-30

tended returning to Pendleton this
fall until a good opening appeared in
the Wyoming town.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1916-09-30

Lloyd Riches, editor of the STAN
field Standard, is in the city today.
F. A, Potter of Nolin was registered
at the Bowman hotel last evening.
Henry r. Lorenzen. prominent far
mer of Stage Gulch is in the city to-
day.
Albert Haraa, whose home is near
Iouchet' is among the visitors here
today.
The day book. [volume] (Chicago, Ill.) 1911-1917, 1916-01-04

business" A man OF woman pros
ritute who attends to that sort of
business is a menace not only to
themselves, but to all their neigh
bors and friends. AS far as this Or
ganization is concerned we do not
believe in sweeping muck in front of
our neighbor's door. If we did we
would favor segregation. AS far as
scattering is concerned, that is the
favorite argument of the inmates
and those who have benefited in the
past by the redlight districts.
1 believe that the social evil has
been diminished materially since the
redlight districts in Chicago were
abolished. l believe it to be wise
provision for the city, the church, the
school and the state to combine in a
campaign of education, of agitation
and prosecution, but above all show
to the children and to the young peo-
pie that "a good name is rather to be
chosen than great riches" and
whatsoever a man soweth that shall
he also arthur Burrage Far
well.
The day book. [volume] (Chicago, Ill.) 1911-1917, 1916-01-04

curtails or destroys the mind alto
gether There is not a professor in
any of the Chicago colleges or uni
versities that can define the human
mind or its Office Mind and intellect
are two words that have caused all
the wars that were ever on earth.
One party claims that mind is the
product of the intellect and the other
party denies the claim. No king or
crowned head ever had a mind. 1t
was for teaching the Office of the
mind and its importance to man that
Jesus and his apostles were put to
death, as the Pharisees of Jesus
time were the same as the Christians
of today. Manual laborers have more
mind than college professors. - E
Sweeney, 1889 w. Adams ST.
The day book. [volume] (Chicago, Ill.) 1911-1917, 1916-01-04
KISSING. Well, cir

KISSING. - Well, girls, the body
censors" now have a new strangle-
hold on the affairs of the people, The
irresistible impulse or itch to treat
all the people like little children is the
cause of it all Between head ex-
perts" in the municipal court, who
claim to have superb wisdom as to
who is feeble in the head and who is
not, we now hear a political quack
doctor say that kissing must be
stopped at once before the human
race becomes dead.
Anybody who, fights nature fights
God, because nature is the principal
manifestation of God. Kissing of the
sexes is nature. This doctor is off
his trolley and can prove it. have
kissed three different girls in the last
month to beat the band and l never
felt better in my life. never even
stopped to see if these girls were
passed by the national board of cen
sore" Nearly every one l meet who
had obeyed docs new fad have the
pip, influenza, sneezing fits, ETC., but
l have them not and neither have
the girls. But doc is. sick at the
point of death in Milwaukee just be-
cause he tried his new artificial cure.
A kiss is a tonic and builds up the
system. Husbands should kiss their
wives until ordered to stop. 1t cures
the crouch and kiss a day will add
The day book. [volume] (Chicago, Ill.) 1911-1917, 1916-01-04
TO UNDERSTANDINGS


that people have so varied opinions
on the truth or falsity of the bible is
the lack of mind The bible was writ
ten by men of mind and intellect.
This Christian age never knew what
mind was, for all our college profess
sors claim that mind is the product
of the intellect and in order to have
mind you must have a college educa-
ton, whatever that is For have met
college men who could speak as
many as 20 different languages.
Others were great orators. They had
no idea of the practical side of life.
Mind is as distinct from intellect as
hearing and seeing. Mind is a sense
and must be born with us when we
are born or we never have a mind.
There is no mechanical way whereby
the mind can be produced after birth.
The Christians claim that you can be
born again. That's the college pro-
fessors' claim, as they could never
learn the plan of human life, and l
can prove that a college education
The sun., 1916-08-20
Too, That They
Notes on

next thing you know the waiter Is
taking the order. II things fail to look
promising at that table the hopper sees
some one at another and the trick is
repeated until something good turns
up.
The table hopping pest las no
shame. Men or women. they have
been ~insulted by experts and the ordi-
nary hint Of polite society passes over
their heads like a German Zeppelin
dropping papier mache bombs. They
have one purpose in life and only one
TO snatch free liquid refreshment here
and there. to ease in on a luncheon or
dinner or supper without having TO
bother about the check.
Another restaurant pest worthy OF
determination by fair means or foul
is the fellow who knows all about the
war and insists on fighting ii out
right then and there. You come in
and select a side table with the one
person worth while. You are all set
for "a quiet dinner. with maybe "A game
Of eyes across the table INC plenty
Of those eloquent silences so replcte
with thrills.
nv " StNtlNu ttV
war breaks out. A man with n bass
voice talks himself red in the face
trying To persuade "a man with a tenor
voice that so far as the Kaiser goes
everything is over but the shouting.
The tenor voice person grows pale and
CLASSY eyed in his effort To prove to
the basso prefundo how the Allies can
tie one hand behind them and still win
the war in a walk. Dishes rattle. silver
drops to the floor. bottles and glasses
are overturned in the fury OF the
word fight. Anxious walters hover IN
the of'inC. ready to sail in and separate
the combatarts should they actually
clinch.
Fly the time YOU reach dessert and
the verge Of nervous prostration the
battle is drowned in the flowing bowl.
peace has been declared and all that Is
left for you Is the wreck of what might
nave been a perfect evening. You do
eide the next time you want to dine
quietly with the one Best Bet you
will have the table aid in the middle
of Times Square along about theatre
time.
a; this season Of the year it Is
VIII 10 Keep II Keen lpokout Tor inc
cousins Of cousins Of YOURS who are
trurdled in from the districts where
elderberry bushes and snake fences
are fuund in crca. proflsion. II YOU
are awakened at the crack Of dawn bv
n set Of strangers bearing in one hand
the we'll know telescope affected 10y
rural travellers, II in the other the
equally well known cotton umbrella.
tell them you are the %janitor or "|tress"
and that the family has gone to the
South Sea Isles on IA five year visit.
Otherwise you will he leading the
strangers 10y the hand through the
Aquarium. They will clamor to he
The sun., 1916-08-20

: Not uu Your lite" raves tie pcs.
'~FrdnCpI.. listen closely. Put III the
SHAKER cuul. parts of gin. ginger ale.
%dhslnllc and =. crushed plum. Put the
seed Of the plum I'm the bottom of the
sltSs. f'tap9r well -pour-ah, hcie
wo 20. lotions up
When you have decided you have no,
con attacked 10y u German submarine
after all. but have merely been per
sIaded Icy a pest. Won place both hands
high above you and take the oath
never again,
Well T. the furc uf the pest lSt
should he Tn" man who buys himsri
u '!r of spy glasses and operates them
from PIPER wmduws. You might te sur.
prlScd NJ the frequency with which IL
occurs, not only downtown in the ho'cl
dlstiict, but M in the exclusive apart
mcnt u"uso and residential sections as
well. Whit joy h" finds in |ontrudiuS
himself into the privacy Of perfectly
strange people is a question without ~
answer. ono 81 this variety operates
from tho Gihlc window # a public
school across the Ma almost cNcrr
day. ! have been told thor" is , prison
sentence for this pest II ho is CduGi'.
When they catch the ono in the schor.-
house ! hope the sentence VIII he moth
ing trivial.
Tho man or woman whose dancing
resembles the playful passes of a IN!
grown elephant are always with We
They are ON their feet at tho first
scrapc of the violin and th"n complain
because the orchestra only played
three cncorcs.
"ph, inca walt. I'm wild ahou'
IA waltz. Hurry, lets not, mss any
OF it,"
When h torture is over You are
wild too, Put not ahout the walt
Then Nou hohhI" to the ,hIruuodiSt il"
next day, lie tells You in time YOU
may walk tn" same, hut ON f"''
will never look the same again.
OF course We are All Wei acquainted
with the ear oglpr; the person wHo
huns in ia" n"Nt chair while ''aruso
l. pouring out l.uu!. M tho ne.eh-
h"rhoud talking machine with ia"
cracked Vo.cc that lcsecratcs every
tune We un"c loved. Ia" END sea-
hog: the Villains who huy seats y"
tho centre of the row-at the theatre
Ird draG themselves over US ~ every
intermiSsion. All thcsr are loo per
cent. pure pest.
why wouldn't il hc u good idea 20
HaN" your own private pest and carry
II right along with YOU" asked me
man Who brought up the pest subject,
I'm thay way yuu would not have = p"
bothered with the pcsts If other f"'k'
you'd he too busy. After a wife
You would get used 10 Your pest ANA
"Nc know ii was there
Which brings rs Ia a lcpct!tN =
the though: w" can set us 10
anything, even nleasles-and the pests
lof oew York."
The sun., 1916-08-20

Fssty and perfection Of its pests. As a
propagation ground for pests II has no
equal. Let q new situation arise. and
quicker than the lightning's fash
there Is a new brand Of pest there to
meet Il.
For years free and otherwise UNI
trammelled citizens have been com
PEELED to leave that most precious Of
all their effects. their hats. in charge
Of strange human beings who return
q battered fedora for a fresh panama
or a derby for a straw sailor as they
please. In return for this compulsory
service the hats owner pays a fee as
large as his bankroll allows. No use
trying to sneak past the watchdogs OF
the checking privilege. Boys In uni
form will follow to the uttermost parts
Of any place to gather a hidden hat
and exact their tribute. They seem to
be able to scent a hat for blocks and
to take the trail straight to the chair
beneath which It Is concealed.
30 much for hats. Men hav come
to accept this annoyance as one Of the
regular burdens Of daily life. They
part with their %headgear without q
whimper. Doubtless II we had measles
oil our lives we would come in time to
not mlnd them.
Now to 60 on to the automobile
pests!
First and foremost Is the voluntary
guard who. the instant you drive up
to . curb. springs out OF the sidewalk
like a dank weed out Of the night, and
insists on taking charge OF the gaso-
lene steed against your return. The
truth Is you do not van your car
tended. You feel the thing Is perfectly
al to take care Of itself. You men,
ton this to the pest. but he goes right
on fumbl!ng with the door and making
obeisance Just the amt.
When II m to a rundown he Is
dead from the shoulders up. You give
him an angry look. alight hastily and
walk away with back bristling. That
ought to squelch him all right.
Six minutes or six hours later you
return to make a quick getaway. But
the pest beats you to It. He comes
looping toward goal from the swinging
doors Of the corner saloon. where he
has been coaling up for the strenuous
duties Of his position; or he Is slum-
bering peacefully with his head on
your favorite robe M his feet propped
against the glistening surface Of the
back seat enamel.
II you never expect to pass that way
again You may drive merrily away,
leaving the pest standing on h curb
stone sans dime, a n quarter. sam
half dollar, sans anything. Tho best
no can do In to hurl maledictions at
your departing head and consign your
car to the seventeen punctures of
Hades.
On the contrary. II there IL the re-
motsst chance of the same pest meet
ing you again. dig down deep and
hand over the hush money. Other
The sun., 1916-08-20

world owes him a ride and he is right
In there collecting.
a man who motors down from up
westminster way asserts that n
morning he is in "a hurry he car count
on being stopped at least fifty times.
IL he acceded to all demands what is
now a really attractive automobile
would resemble an old army transport.
When he refuses to allow the pests to
straddle the hood and drape them
selves over the top they wax abusive
and shout about the worlds wealth be-
ing divided all wrong. Many Of them
will doubtless become nihilists and
connive to have all automobiles con
verted into red flannel shirts.
Anent boy pests. why does not rome
organization interested in the making
Of men give time and attention To the
"newsies" WHO follow folks for blocks
whining through their noses like hard
ened beggars. To all outward appear
The sun., 1916-08-20

The man VINO insists On your trying
nut a new DISH on a new drink X
fairly pcstiioruus.
"llave YOU ever cltcn cherry PIE
with gravy he inquire,
You admit the neglect in Your cult
nary education.
Greatest dish in tie world. Learned
tn cat II out in T%IinhuVtop. WHY.
cherry pie is not cherry pie AT all with
out some nice roam gravy To give Il
tone. Waiter, two portions Of cherry
pie and a dish of gravy,"
Loudly YOU protest. You plead dys-
repsia, Indigestion and EoGscmaid's
knee. You cry To- he allowed To enjoy
The sun., 1916-08-20

wise you will issue forth some time to
nnd your a full Of mysterious Nat
tires. There will be rattles where rat
ties neve were before. and strange
squeaks and hexplicable disappear
ances.
The volunteer charge d'auto pest Is
Of two varieties. First and most OBJ
noxious Is the man size sort with the
slovenly clothes and the nose like unto
a rare ripe tomato. Before the in
vasion of the automobile he used to
walk up beside o and confdentially
inquire II you would see a poor man
starve for the want Of a nickel to buy
a sandwich and a cup Of coffee. Now
The sun., 1916-08-20

ances they are ssk!ng aims for the
Ncwsboys Home. the suggestion may
be u OF order. but II you wish to con-
tribute to the upkeep Y the Newsboys
Home would It not be wiser to mail
the contribution directly to the head
OF the institution?
Among the most persistent OF the
present day pests are the table hop
pers." The oppers infest restaurants
where they make life miserable for
patrons by pinning themselves on a
party for anything from a drink to an
evenings entertainment.
Many hoppers OF both sexes earn a
precarious livelihood by this n~oxious
business. The plan Of procedure is to
get all dressed up like a parade and
then breeze into "A restaurant where
they are sure to meet people they
know. 4 nod Of recognition. The
hopper stops to speak n word OF greet
ing, to ask a phony question. The
The sun., 1916-08-20
Not Only Is That True Of New York, but 1t Is Here
Reach the Perfection of Pestiferousness--Some
the Habits of the liable Hopper"

when this hungry mob has finished
playing with the various plugs and
pedals the car will be a total wreck.
Also you know II you attempt to shoe
them away the playing will go on all
the more iercely once your back is
turned.
Now and again you will be APP
preached by a small boy who looks
you straight In the eye and puts the
proposition OF watching your car up
to you squarely. Give him a Job. You
can bank on 1t he will take the change
home to his mother. He Is a regular
wage Garner in embryo and the watch
ing fee may mean meat for an en-
tire family tomorrow.
Another form Of automobile pest has
developed in the wake OF the street
a strike. This is the person who
stands In the middle OF the road and
cries loudly to be taken into "A passing
motor. The way he figures It the