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Arizona republican., 1916-06-23
Ill.Timed JocularitY

Our friend down the street thus ndugcs in what strikes Us as itimed humor concerning what we all regard as a serious situation. Our neghbor, the Gazette remarks:
 ''Ln the meantime, the United States has received q lesson in the necessity for preparedness The manana' policy of Carranza has persisted long enough to enable the United States to assemble on the border a force amply sufficient all northern Mexico should such become necessary and President Wilson and his advisers have shown conclusiyely that behind the velvet glove of dipo- macy there is the steel hand of force, that watchfu waiting to action at last and that there happens a time when forbearance to be a virtue"
 ! is barely possible though it seems ncompre hensble that neighbor has not meant to be funny but has meant to treat the subject seriously It then appears that Carranza has himself been doing watching and waiting" and that have employed the time which he has thus wasted in assembling huge and well equipped army along the border though by the way, the army is not there yet. in spite of the warning given the president and the depart ment two months ago It not until the United States had been twice invaded that the depart ment stripped the artillery stations in it's appar- ently hurried search for cavarymen and nfantrymen and called out the National. Guard in three states Later and threatening events have called out the entire National Guard which is is supposed to be inlrendezvous but has yet been summoned to the front
 We cannot that Carranza has meanwhile been dcvoting himself entirely to watching and waiting He has been pretty busy collecting American arms and ammunition part of which used with deadly effect against the American Tenth cavalry Wednes- day part of his "manana" policy has involved the mobilization of pretty much all his available forces proximity to the border In fact while watching and waiting Carranza have done all that possible to do in preparation for We think of nothing else he could have done unless it would have been to in force the border
 Nor do think neighbor is apt in referring diplomacy velvet glove" is rather the rude winter sheepskin mtten which farm hands
Arizona republican., 1916-06-23

pTe-cmpt the internal revenue collect ors hip for New Mexico and Arizona It
 is argued that New Mexico with it's
 r"pul Hear senators will be in much
 better position to land the place than
 Arizona. which has the job under the
 democratic regime. One of the first
 jobs of United States Senator Thomas
 r. CatTon is to be the return of the
 internal revenue office to Santa Fe from where it was taken, to Phoenix because of the opportunities Of Ari- zona's $ democratic senators a few years ago" 4
Arizona republican., 1916-06-23
SA|M PROCTOR HERE
 QN CAMPAIGN TOUR

Hon. Sam Proctor, member of the
 legislature from Navajo county, is in
 the city partly for the purpose of looking over this county as q field of operation in his candidacy for the nomination for corporation commis- sioner. MT. Proctor believes that he stands very well in the north, but he has made no tour of the south yet. He is obliged to leave tonight for Albuquerque on important busi- ness in connection with the Brother hood of Locomotive Engineers, of which he has been an official for several years. He will then go to Los Angeles, after which he will re-
Arizona republican., 1916-06-23
REscuED A cHlLp,s FLOWER

What did I do for Toledo today?" Welfare Di- rector Beatty asked himself. We'll he sald T signed a lot of orders for food for the poor And | jumped in the street and rescued flower that Tell from little girls hand The child was afraid to go. And it didn't hurt me bit''-Toledo News-fiee.
Arizona republican., 1916-06-23

Postmaster L. E. owen believe holds the ord around here for sWarmng bees All the spring any time during the day you the bees swarming a MT. Owens's, but Monday morning they outdid all previous occasions when four swarms were out before o'clock.-Arlington (Ky.) Courier
Arizona republican., 1916-06-23

The dance absolutely the best given under the direction of any Phoenix high school class The music fine, the crowd congenial and everything covered with sang froid-Phoenix (Ariz) Gazette.
Arizona republican., 1916-06-23

James Rowland Moody, the youngest son of MT. and Mrs. w. I. Moody, formerly of this city. was recently married a young lady residing in Chicago The bridegroom is residing in Los Angeles Waterloo Qa.) Courier
Arizona republican., 1916-06-23

turn here about July 15 and begin his canvass Of the rest of the State. 1t is quite likely that Mir Proctor
 will open headquarters in Phoenix
Arizona republican., 1916-06-23
FROM THE TALL TIMBER

(The Rochester Democrat Chronice)
 George Pnkboner will do all kinds of family butchering He is fixed for it and will butcher at the homes take it away George is expert at the busness-Polo Ql) Tri-County Press.
Arizona republican., 1916-06-23

A miserable impostor is said be travelling this country selling a receipt for taking off warts when everybody knows the only way to take off rub it with potato which is afterward to be buried by ngger in the northeast corner of graveyard at midnight in the dark of the moon As the potato decays the will disappear.-Bethany (Mo) Clipper.
Arizona republican., 1916-06-23

It is that spirit of cooperation, that spirit of loyalty to our business, to our profession, to our city, to our state, to our nation, that makes pos sible the tremendous industrial growth of the United States of Amer ica.
 Frank B. Willis.
Arizona republican., 1916-06-23

I have phone and our buggy pony died with the terrible disease that many horses died with then bad boys, two years ago last Christmas, stoed out buggy and tore it completely to smash. and nearly killed the other horse, Maud, as everybody knows her. see have to collect news as best can.-Parler correspondence in the Hope (Ark) Star of Hope
Arizona republican., 1916-06-23

Mir Brioe Ham, of Bucktown while attempting place his young chickens under from the storm Sunday afternoon. slightly shocked from of lightning that struck tree by. When he recovered from the shock he leaning against the chicken house and unable to tell for time what had happened-Ncholas (Ky.) Advocate.
Arizona republican., 1916-06-23

More than 1000 books collected during the book shower inaugurated by Mrs. Frank M Gault for state penitentIry. Books will be received here after at rooms of Mir. Frank Gault, president of the state board of agriculture in the Mercantile building Mrs Gault desires to thank all who have so kindly contributed. A letter received yesterday by Mrs Gault from of the prisoners made request for Spanish grammar, to aid in the study of that language and this Mrs. Gault succeeded in finding. Showers being arranged for other cities in the state one being just started in Ada-Oklahoma City Times
Rogue River courier. (Grants Pass, Or.) 19??-1918, 1916-01-16
MRS. MARY BOOTH
Is DEAD AT SALEM

Salem. Ore. Jan. 14.--Mrs, Mary
Bushong Booth, II years old, died
at her home here Thursday OF Ia
grippe, She was Il native OF Ohio
and an Oregon pioneer. After gradu-
ating from Ohio Wesleyan university
she was married to Rev. J. W.
Bushong. They went to Portland at
an early day. where Rev. Mr..
Bushong was a Methodist minister
until death. about Is years ago. Later
she married Rev. Robert Booth. a
pioneer Methodist minister of Ore
gon, for many years a resident OF
Grants Pass. who survives her. Chill
dren surviving her are. w. T.
Bushong, of Portland, and II. F.
Bushong, of Sherwood. Ore.
Rev, Mr., Booth Is sc years old. and
is now suffering from la grippe. He
crossed the plains to Oregon first In
1850 and again in 1858. settling in
Yamhill county. In 1854 he removed
to Sheridan and three years later to
Douglas county. For the last few
years. with his wife. he has lived In
Salem. r, A. Booth and w. A.
Booth, of Eugene, and j II. Booth,
of Roseburg, are his sons.
Rogue River courier. (Grants Pass, Or.) 19??-1918, 1916-01-16
MURPHY

Miss Josephine Osborn Is not able
to attend high school this week. on
account OF illness.
Despite bad roads. some OF the
young folks took In the show the
other night at Grants Pass.
Telephone service Is demoralized
and roads in bad condition as n
result OF the unusual storm.
The auto stage has a Ford to do
the work this stormy weather.
Harold vedder. who is attending
school at Corvallis, was home for
the holiday vacation.
Mrs. Will Carl Is receiving a visit
from her mother, who resides In
Washington.
Harve Sparlin has moved on to
the Vedder place, which he has rent
ed for the year.
Miss Winnie Osborne has been Wis
iting in town for few days.
Rogue River courier. (Grants Pass, Or.) 19??-1918, 1916-01-16
CALIFORNIA U. HAS
MANY ON ROWING TEAM

University OF California, Jan. 10.
-California's rowing season will be-
gin Monday with 225 candidates COM
peting for places on the eight. The
first two weeks will be devoted to
labor at the rowing machines in the
gymnasium. The huge list Of can
didates will be classified, freshman
and varsity candidates training in
separate divisions. Only three men,
bers OF last years crew will start this
season, Captain Waldemar Flack,
Louis Tenny, and Bert Hardy.
Rogue River courier. (Grants Pass, Or.) 19??-1918, 1916-01-16
CARD OF THANKS

We wish to express our sincere
thanks to the many kind friends
who gave us 40 much sympathy and
kindness during our bereavement In
the sad loss OF loving husband. son
and brother. Tho beautiful floral
pieces were 4 source of consolation
to us,
Especially do we wish to thank the
Golden Rule Lodge. /, o. o. f.. No.
40; Etna Rebekah Lodge, No. 1885,;
NJ. Il. Aid society; Bethany prcsby-
terian Society. and Josephine County
Bar.
MRS. c. II. CLEMENTS.
Mrs. n. +. CLEM ENTS.
GA MRS. Il. II. WISE.
Rogue River courier. (Grants Pass, Or.) 19??-1918, 1916-01-16
ATTORNEY MILLER
SPEAKS TONIGHT At
BAPTIST CHURCH

The Mems Forward Movement.
now nationwide. has looked upon
Grants Pass as an inviting field, and
has come TO sow the seed OF good
fellowship and brotherly love. The
idea Is unique In that II Is purely the
work OF men who are banded to-
gether to help promulgate right. and
to engender desire to help the other
fellow.
This movement Is being initiated
by the men of the Baptist church OF
this city. and the program for the
evening service each Sunday will be
arranged by them, That which will
doubtless appeal strongly to the non
churchgoer will be the fifteen-minute
talk on some interesting subject by
a prominent local business or pro-
tessional man, This evening County
Attorney w. 7. Miller will speak on
Juvenile Court Work." upon which
Mr.. Miller Is ably qualified to speak.
The musical program viii also add
charm to these services, as special
numbers will be provided by the best
local talent obtainable. Tonight Miss
l.aCosta Mangum will sing the beau
tiful solo. Lord. Be Merciful" An
other musical treat will be the an
them number. In which Miss Pattillo
has solo part. A seven-piece or
chestra adds to the attractiveness OF
these services.
Rogue River courier. (Grants Pass, Or.) 19??-1918, 1916-01-16

the animal erouched for a spring, lic
attempted TO back away. but was fol-
lowed for tltty feet. when tho lynx
suddenly sprang at his throat.
A desperate ilght followed. Dax-
ter retained his pruning shears. and
with these and his feet dispatched the
animal. only after his clothing had
been torn TO ribbons aid his face and
body scratched and bitten. The lynx
was In poor condition. but was one
OF the largest ever seen In this
vicinity.
Rogue River courier. (Grants Pass, Or.) 19??-1918, 1916-01-16
LICENSES DUE

Persons, firms and corporations
conducting business for which license
is required by the city of Grants Pass,
and who are conducting the same
without license. may upon conviction
be fined variously from ten dollars to
one hundred dollars for each offense,
No notice is required. Licenses pay
able at the Office of the city auditor.
H. H. BASLER.
e45 Auditor and Police Judge.
Rogue River courier. (Grants Pass, Or.) 19??-1918, 1916-01-16
Arrange c. +. Convention

E. Earle Fieke, OF Portland. presi-
dent of the Christian Endeavor state
union, will arrive in the city this
morning to confer with the local COM
mittee and make arrangements for
the state C. E. convention, which
meets in Grants Pass February IS to
90. Mr.. Fieke will meet with the
executive committee this afternoon at
8 O'Clock, in the parlors of the Pres
byterian church. and tonight he will
lead a union meeting in the Presby-
terian church, beginning at 6:15. The
meeting is placed early in order to
allow visitors time to return to their
respective churches.
Rogue River courier. (Grants Pass, Or.) 19??-1918, 1916-01-16
Coasting Parties

There were number OF coasting
parties on Saturday, the unusual
snow giving the young people touch
of the real winter sports. Bob sleds
and coasters were hastily constructed
and one party Of dozen young
people spent the afternoon on the
Merlin divide frolicking in the foot
and one-half of snow on the hill.
Rogue River courier. (Grants Pass, Or.) 19??-1918, 1916-01-16

Mrs. Geo. Hood returned last night
! from visit at San Francisco.
Onion sets. l0c quart, at Crsmer
Bros. eH
Guaranteed electric iron, s2,76'
Bush Electric shop. Phone l4l-R. II
A. N. Parsons made business trip
to Three Pines Saturday.
]. Pardee sells Plantation coffee.
twenty-five cents. 644
Miss .Editha Vincent is spending
Sunday with her parents at Merlin.
New Triangle oil mops for so
cents at Cramer Bros. 644
/ Geo. II. Binns went to Salem last
night and will be cared for at the
Oregon hospital.
Bargains in ladies' and misses
coats, one-halt regular price. Mrs.
E. Rehkopf. Sa2tf
Arrow collars at Bishops 4oStf
Mrs. H. H. Basler returned Satur-
day morning from Corvallis. where
; she spent week or more.
We will do your dressmaking
Misses Turvey and wilkerson, No. /
Dean apartments. Phone 24s-J. 42ti
G. w. Donnell left north last night
on trip of few days, expecting to
visit Portland before returning.
Oil heaters for bath rooms and
} bedrooms at Cramer Bros. GA
Father Wall made trip TO Rogue
River. called there on account Of the
illness Of Mrs. McCorvil.
]. Pardee sells Plantation coiee
twenty-five cents. 644
Petaluma incubators in all sizes
at Cramer Bros. ga
S Mrs. Grace Brown, of Medford, is
e the guest of Mr.. and Mrs. Nj.
!, Clemens, arriving here Friday night
e Ladies', Mems, Misses and Boys
n Tennis Shoes, in both black and
o white. Kinney & Truax. 644
J, Kitchen towel rack, with six arms,
: only 25 cents. at Cramer Bros. GA
Mrs. Rollin Gorham returned to
her home in the Winona district Sat
;. urday, after spending several days in
town.
Hear Miss Mangum sing Lord. Be
r Mercifur' church tonight.
Free. GA
Wash bench to hold two tubs and
the wringer for $3.50 at Cramer
!. Bros. 644
Mrs. c. B. Fowler left Saturday
afternoon for San Francisco to join
Mr.. Fowler, who has been in the city
several weeks, having position with
the Emporium.
a. Glass wash boards at Cramer
)" Bros. 644
More Rubbers for the whole fam
= lily, in all styles and sizes. just in.
. Kinney & Truax. 644
Mrs. ]. A. Pilgrim, who spent sew
eral weeks with her parents, Mr.. and
Mrs. Caldwell, returned to Dunsmuil
Saturday, and with her husband will
leave on Monday for Tucson, AriZ.
to which place Mr.. Pilgrim has been
transferred.
Special music, live wire talk, or
chestra-Baptist church tonight. 644
Hotpoint electric iron, now SO, al
Cramer Bros. GA
Mr.. and Mrs. ]. P. Jorgenson, oi
+ Zenith, Wash, stopped off here Sat
urday on their return home from Sar
\ Francisco, and will spend severa
days the guests of Mr.. and Mrs o. H
Bernard. The Jorgensons were pion
4 eer residents of Alaska before the
q Klondyke rush.
4 Viscol softens, preserves ant
waterproofs leather. In Is, % ant
so cent cans at Cramer Bros. 64-
Rogue River courier. (Grants Pass, Or.) 19??-1918, 1916-01-16
LYNN ATTACKS LABORER
IN CALIFORNIA VINEYARD
tBy united Press Leased wlre.l

(By Onited Press Leased Wire.)
Liyermore. Cal, Jan, l5.--,Attack-
ed by lynx while pruning vines at
the Concannon vineyard near here,
Grant Baxter was compelled to fight
for his life before he finally succeed
ed in oyerpowerlng the animal late
yesterday evening. Baxter was at
work In the vineyard when he saw
Rogue River courier. (Grants Pass, Or.) 19??-1918, 1916-01-16
victrola in High School

The proceeds of the operetta Bull
Bul. lately given by the students OF
the high school. were used for the
purchase of a beautiful and neat
victrola FOR use in the school. The
instrument is not only used in the
school entertainments but also finds
place of value in the music classes,
Rogue River courier. (Grants Pass, Or.) 19??-1918, 1916-01-16
New X. of T.. Officers

The recently installed officers Of
the local Knights of Pythias lodge are
B. 8. Dedrisk, G. c.; Lester Coburn,
V. c.; Herbert Tetherow, p; Lincoln
Savage, X. OF II. & s.; j. NJ. Teth-
crow, M. of F.; Joseph Moss, NJ. OF
E.; f. w. Huggerth. M. A.; J ID.
Stinebaugh, :. G.; Stanton Rowell,
q. G.
Rogue River courier. (Grants Pass, Or.) 19??-1918, 1916-01-16
II. s. Juniors Are Hosts

The junior class Of the local high
school entertained the seniors at a
jolly get-together party last Tuesday
night in the high school. The even
ing was spent playing games and
dancing the Virginia reel. Refresh
ments consisting Of sandwiches. cake
and coffee we're served.
Rogue River courier. (Grants Pass, Or.) 19??-1918, 1916-01-16
THRONGS CHEER KAISER
WHEN HE APPEA RS

Berlin, via Wireless to sayvllle,
Jan. 15.-Kaiser Wilhelm was Joy
fully cheered by street throngs to-
day as he drove to the relchskanler
luncheon.
Rogue River courier. (Grants Pass, Or.) 19??-1918, 1916-01-16
Music Club Meeting

The study section OF the Grants
Pass Music club will meet at the
Commercial club rooms on Tuesday
evening, at 1880 o'clock, and at S:1j
the chorus will meet for practice.
The next concert will consist in part
of Indian selections, and 1t is pro-
posed to give one or more selections
from "Hiawatha," and members are
asked to bring their copies of this
music to the rehearsal. There are
six copies of the Christmas concert
and one score of the toy symphony
music missing, which the holders are
asked to return.
Rogue River courier. (Grants Pass, Or.) 19??-1918, 1916-01-16
ATTEMPT MADE ON
LIFE OF BULGAR PREMIER

(By United Press Leased Wire.)
Amsterdam, Jan. 15.-Unconfirm-
ed reports today told of a Bulgarian's s
unsuccessful attempt to assassinate
Bulgarian Premier Radoslavoff.
Rogue River courier. (Grants Pass, Or.) 19??-1918, 1916-01-16

WILL EXCHANGE 4O-acro improved
ranch. good buildings, fence. vine
yard. pears. grain planted. for
Grants Pass or close In property.
Address No. 230S. care Courier. q
Rogue River courier. (Grants Pass, Or.) 19??-1918, 1916-01-16

Ladies'
II you want an ironing board that
will always give satisfaction, at a
price within the reach of all, go to
Helmer's. GA
Rogue River courier. (Grants Pass, Or.) 19??-1918, 1916-01-16
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Personal AND LOCAL
Evans at Public school--

Exams at Public School---
In preparation for the new semes-
ter at the high school, examinations
will commence next Wednesday. The
present semester ends this week
WESTINGHOUSE Mazda Lamps
Save electricity, Price 27c and
up. Bush Electric shop. CAS-
Tea Next Saturday
Next Saturday will be Scholarship
Loan day and the Ladies' Auxiliary
with the cooperation of the high
school girls. will give a tea at the
Commercial club rooms. further an
Enouncement OF which will be made
later.
Rogue River courier. (Grants Pass, Or.) 19??-1918, 1916-01-16

FOR SALE--Good cook stove, tent.
bed springs, fiat irons and other
household articles. 500 East ID
street. 64b
Rogue River courier. (Grants Pass, Or.) 19??-1918, 1916-01-16

INSURE your dwellings and house
hold goods with l.. A. Launer. II
Rogue River courier. (Grants Pass, Or.) 19??-1918, 1916-01-16

Trespass notices, printed on cloth,
at the Courier Office.
Rogue River courier. (Grants Pass, Or.) 19??-1918, 1916-01-16
Basket Fired

Basket Fired
Monday special, Number One
Japan tea, Csc pound, at Kinney &
Truax. 644
Rogue River courier. (Grants Pass, Or.) 19??-1918, 1916-01-16
NEW TODAY

CLASSIFIED AID RATES. .---25 words.
two issues. 2bc; six Issues. soc;
one month, $3.50. when paid In
advance. When not paid In ad-
vance, &c per limo per Issue.
Rogue River courier. (Grants Pass, Or.) 19??-1918, 1916-01-16
Miller Talks Tonight

A rousing anthem. two solos. or
chestra, and stirring l5-minute SER
mon, Baptist church. GA
Rogue River courier. (Grants Pass, Or.) 19??-1918, 1916-01-16
flashlights

Flashlights
Splendid new line of flashlights,
bulbs and batteries at Bush Electric
shop. 645
Rogue River courier. (Grants Pass, Or.) 19??-1918, 1916-01-16
On Good Terms

OH O9ou terEis.
"Fs Miss Rlipi;s fnssl.lar with Brown
ing" "Fau'ilii.r; Positively 6ilpant
pblladrlphia Ledger.
Rogue River courier. (Grants Pass, Or.) 19??-1918, 1916-01-16

Popcorn
At Kinney & Truax grocery, and il
is guaranteed to pop. GA
Rogue River courier. (Grants Pass, Or.) 19??-1918, 1916-01-16

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The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1916-11-29
Washing Won't Rid
Hair of Dandruff

Tho only sure way to get rid OF
dandruff is to dissolve II. then you
destroy 1t entirely To DO this. get
about four ounces of ordinary liquid
arvon: apply It at night when re.
firing; use enough to molsten the
scalp and rub 1t in gently with the
finger tips.
Do this tonight, and by morning.
most II not all, OF your dandruff
VIII be gone. and three or four
more applications VIII completely
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You will find. too. that all itching
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ter.
You can get liquid arvon at any
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