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The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1916-04-05
Feeling Harpoon

Observe how the dusky-hued gents are coming
forth voluntarily from the monopoly woodpile?
Since the L. s. senate declared for government
armOr plant, the armor trust has been on it's knees
praying for a chance to supply Uncle Sam with
armor at reduced prices
Now comes the head of the Dupont powder con-
Germ offering to build the government plant for
making nitric acid from the air for $2O00O0OO after
having ''soaked" Uncle Sam for many years in the
cost of explosives
Little by little Uncle Sam is learning how to break
the grip of monopoly. Prosecution and regulation
have failed Competition touches the spot
little more courage on the part of congress and
we could have the OIL tobacco and other mOnopolies
bowling for mercy
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1916-04-05

Bill Shakespeare was married man. but still his
life was shady because throughout his great career
he loved a dark-eyed lady.
He couldn't seem to break away from this flirta-
tious maiden, although she caused his mighty mind
Ito be with sadness laden. He wrote her into many
plays, and telephoned her daily. She tossed her
pretty head and sighed, and played her ukelele.
When Bill, discouraged with his girl, went home
to write his dramas, the tears went streaming down
his cheeks, and spotted his pajamas He pulled his
whskers savagey, his mill he roughly pounded he
read aloud his Hamlet, and then wondered how it
lsOunded.
The greatest mind that wrought this dame
filled with detection, yet no jotted down her
name in this or that connection but still we see her
spirit i'll those lines forever deathless and when the
great bard bawls her out humanity is breathless!
CHARLES B. DRISCOLL.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1916-04-05
Observation-Disclosures

We all know some dear old lady who never used
the word ''leg" in her life except when ordering
leg of lamb.
AS young lady, she covered her feet with her
skirts when she sat down. AS "a BELLE she studied
herself in the looking glass largely surface
Election. She never seemed to think that what was
underneath her dress had to be expressed outward
y that it the of any passing stranger
Lots of fashionable girls nowadays look if they
used the Aray when they pose before their princess
mirrors And those who call present fashions deca-
dent are loud in their condemnation of the girls.
But is this fair?
In a recent symposium of professors of the Uni
versity Of Wisconsin, requested by the girls of that
institution, the subject being the young women
themselves Prof. E. \. Ross said:
"The young women of the university conduct
themselves with Freedom ease and naturalness
which is never found in girls who have learned
to be on their guard against the wiles and malic
ious gossip of men,"
Prof. Ross has bravey put truth which will ac-
count for many conspicuous abuses
Certain styles Of dress reveal degree of sophisti
cation concerning the wiles and gossip of which
cheapens the girl who wears them.
or course no one would want any girl to initiate
her grandmother's prudshness and substitute
climb" for "leg,' in her vocabulary But just at
present initiating grandmother little more closely
in skirt lengths would be attractive both modestlv
and artistcally
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1916-04-05
SAVE 20 CENTS
ON THE DOLLAR
BY GEO. w. PERKINS
Chairman of New York's Food Committee

CnalTman OF new Y0rk'S ROOD committee.
The work you do, exercise you take thoughts you
think, each breath you draw use up proportion Of
your body each day.
If you want to live and keep WE'LL this used up
portion must be replaced, and this is done through
food. Part of your food furnished new blood; part
makes bone; part builds tissue or flesh.
Meat has always been considered the best tissue or
flesh building food, and people have always eaten
lit great deal.
Most of our meat has come from the western
states, but the tremendously large ranches of 20
years ago are gradually being cut up into small
farms and cattle not being raised in such large
numbers.
This is one reason meat costs so much.
Another is the great demand for it by people who
do not know there other foods that will supply
the needs of the body in the same way and which do
not cost as much For instance:
EGGS contain all the lements in the right proper
|tlon necessary for support OF the body. They make
an excellent substitute for meat and should be eaten
with foods rich in starch such bread and potatoes
MILK contains heat-givng, strength giving and
tissue building properties Dreamed soups and
purees made with milk and the pulp of vegetables
lean take the place of meat
MACARRONI, SPAGHETTI AND NOODLES
contain so much starch and flesh building material
they are equal to meat as food if combined with
Cheese.
CHEESE contains in condensed form the same
flesh building material meat IF combined with
macaron rice etc. it will supply all the needs of the
body. Cheese costs less than most cuts of meat.
CEREALS contain in varying proportions the ele-
ments necessary to support life. Dat meal and corn
meal contain more fat than the other cereals and,
therefore make good winter food especially for
hard working people. Cereals with cooked fruits are
particularly appetizing.
PEAS BEANS AND LENTILS are richer in
flesh building material than any other vegetable.
Lentils are more easily digested than either peas
beans. A dish Of baked beans, costing about Ia
cents, Will furnish family Of six with nourish-
ment than two pounds of beef costing A cents
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1916-04-05
TIMES EDITORIALS
Let the TRUTH PneVai1g
Fitting Monument

The earth is dotted with many a marvellous monu-
ment and tomb. The pyramids the mausoleum of
Halicanassls the Tai Mahal, Napoleon's crypt and
the thin high shaft to Washington are all beautiful,
different types of the memorials man has set up to
the great dead.
Since the execution of Edith Cavell, the Red Cross
nurse who was shot by German authority in Brus-
sells, Oct. r. 1915, many kinds of monuments to her
memory have been suggested.
The Canadian government has just decided that a
monument would be most fitting, and has renamed
Mt. Geikie 1lOOOfoot peak. 1t will hereafter be
called Count Cavel'
AS her monument is unique, the tragic in
cdent Of the death of Edith Cavell. It did not help
hinder the ending of the But it may be said
to symbolic the most modern feature Of warfare the
psychology of war.
The IMPRESSION of the people, the CONVIC-
TIONS of the people, the SATISFACTION Of the
people, the national psychology, in short has come to
be looked upon most important factor in the win
ming or losing of war. In short, DEMOCRACY
Is pushing to the front in that most antique and
arstocratic of all social institutions the cult of war
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1916-04-05

Unless the r. X. =. put decrcp
Pacific Traction
Of these hear of similar
wreck of 20 years
Two Of the bridges this line
The admits they dangerous
Oakland
n
One of the bridges Clover park
afraid at a
shakes of
time the big cars passes Overt
The street knows this
existed n
with indifference,
The decrepi Traction line put in condition al
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1916-04-05
Game Trails

Anything and anybody to beat Roosevelt is the
slogan. It's shame the way that
Roosevelt man is acting Elephant hunting is all
right III Africa but it is positively nhuman in Amer
lea 'Smatter with the S. p c. A.?
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1916-04-05

There's another penetrating stencil arising
ordnance Washington The practically
worth much and
purchase of this vital the service has
bureau.
That bureau reeks with suspicion sptewO
seniy. excuse know
what of machine satisfactory This,
demonstration by machine Europe.
The beginning believe
preparedness should he renovation
national Headquarters
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1916-04-05
REV. MOORE LED
CHURCH GROUP

Rev. w. A. Moore preached
the sermon last night at the Sec
ond meeting of the central group
of Tacoma churches in the First
Presbyterian church. The meet
ing tonight will be held in the
First M. E. church.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1916-04-05
NO GREEN IN HIS EYE

Because we donated a pair OF
dollars several years ago. to pay
for a log chain to tie store Gus
toners bosses to-and the chain
was afterward divided between
two town magnates to make wa
ter gaps on South Fork farms, the
older we grow the less fool green
we wear in our poor old eye
The Salem (Ark.) Sun.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1916-04-05
BIG COAL ORDER
FOR COAST FLEET

NEW YORK, April Bids
were advertised yesterday by the
navy department for ships to
carry 5000 tons of coal from the
Atlantic coast to Tiburon, Cal,
the Pacific navy base.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1916-04-05
BAD FOR MAN AND BEAST

The health of this creek isn't
very good at present. Mr.. Smith
is on the sick list. Mr.. browns
favorite mule Is sick.-Bartram
vile Cor. of the Ironton CO..
Register.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1916-04-05
TRUSTING

The violin was made in 1926 by
Fecit Ammo Domini Proof of the
date Is to be seen on an age-worn
paper inside of the case.-The
Valparaiso (Ind.) Vidette.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1916-04-05
IN THE WHIRL OF LIFE

A fine Plymouth Rock rooster
valued at $3.50 dropped dead in
his coop at the Fort Worth poul-
try show, Immediately after hav-
ing been awarded the first prize.
The Terry County Herald,
Brownfield, Terry County, Texas.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1916-04-05
SAFETY INSURED

Timid Traveller - Are you
armed, captain?
Captain of Belligerent Ship
Yes! Five American citizens. -
Ohio State Journal.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1916-04-05
CHARLEY's CHANCE

'Austria-Hungary and Turkey
were represented by Charles
D'Affaires In the absence of min
listers. From the Charles City
Ua.) Press.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1916-04-05
SECRET WEDDING
TURNS OUT BADLY

w. M. Duncan was granted a
divorce yesterday from Ethel Dun
can by Judge yesterday. The cou-
pie was secretly married in Janu-
airy, 1914, but lived together only
short time.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1916-04-05
VERSATILE ANIMAL

Harry Mahan of Covel has
bought COW and is now supply
ing his neighbors with butter and
fresh eggs.-The Lincoln CHI
Star.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1916-04-05
LITTLE PATRIOTS!

Goodness gracious me! What
on earth are you doing, children
Using up all my fine stationery?
"Playin' Count Bernstorff and
Secretary Lansin'."-New York
World.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1916-04-05

Miss Grey maintains office hours each Wednes-
day from II m. to p. m. when she is pleased to
meet any Times reader. On other days she replies
to questions only by mail or through her column.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1916-04-05

A lot of men never have to
work hard because they've disoov-
cred how easy other men are to
work.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1916-04-05

MEMBER OF THE SCRIPTS NORTHWEST LEAGUE OF
NEWSPAPERS Teicgraphic News Press
Association. - 49,
Entered at the postoffIcc, Tacoma
matter Published by the Tacoma Tfmes Pub Co. Ever
Evening Except Sunday Official Of
PHONE; All departments Main f.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1916-04-05

Q.-I left school in the sixth grade l IS I sell
making SIC this about So.
Do advise with the quit
and find other work?
An business have laid thu foundation
in
higher positions with seeking position selling
other goods? All time while working should
education that will be able aepta
when reach higher position As have been able
probably learned also make good of
time.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1916-04-05
Observation-Disclosures
JAMS WERS :
80 =
BY CYNTHIA GREY :
E|u|I|N|n|n|l |I|n|II ||I|II Y

GA girl friend and have had little argument about
young who me considerable attention
polished manners but recently have
very different home that he is dsre-
his mother Do call man like that
a gentleman? MAhGlE.
A who fails to be courteous to his mother has not
heart No OF polish put on be
Even though trained
respect, this is instructive
fine feeling.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1916-04-05

Q.-I am a girl of Is and in love with young of 20.
He dany related and with brothers and sisters
We spend much time together He to treat all the
same-ike sisters. Please advise what to do?
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1916-04-05

Q.-Frends who visit have child who walks my
furniture and scratches the piano. When the
his she stands him mahogany
result depoable. My friend is neither
housekeeping Why does she treat
nv things that way? ANNOYED FRIEND.
All should put that question to your friend she would
chlds happiness
important tngs. guiding his happi-
destruction of valuable furniture she Is
providing % child much unhappiness
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1916-04-05

n
A-Your association o of
ship n it should a will laid
lasting happiness with
present.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1916-04-05

al going to give young lady an engagement ring.
Will please o this question: Am expected
to ask the permission of her parents when give her the ring
just before wedding? B. o.
AYou should ask parents permission then
daughter ask
consider
without the of Certainly the
wedding without taking into he
confidence.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1916-02-03
Peoble
By Celia MyroOer Robinson.

the Heart" and followed this with a
pleasing encore. Miss Davidson was
accompanied by Miss Roberta Branch.
Miss Beulah Roney delighted all
with her playing Of the Arabesque
valse, by Bach, and a march In D
fat, by Hollander.
Rev. Mary A. Stafford told most en-
tertainingly of the convention Of the
National American Woman's Suffrage
Association at Washington, d. c.,
dwelling especially upon the social
side of the meetings Miss Stafford was
guest at the New Willard hotel dur
ing her stay, and told Of the brilliant
gatherings which characterized the
sessions Of the association. She spoke
of the loving tribute made to DR..
Anna Howard Shaw, who retired after
eleven years Of faithful work as pres
ident Of the national organization, in
the providing Of an annuity so that
she might be free from financial
problems during the remainder of her
life. Mention was made of the cleo
ton Of Mrs. Carrie Chapman Gait, to
SACCCC0 LIZ O4ldWg anu LtIG k0CSIS WCAC
much pleased when il. was discovered
that they had with them for the after
noon a personal friend of Mrs. Gait,
DR.. Audrey Wilson, Of Detroit, Mich,
who is the guest of Miss Louise Allen.
DR.. Wilson not only has known Mrs.
Gait, but has known well Susan B.
Anthony, and has herself been a
prominent suffrage worker.
Tea and waters were served under
the direction of Mrs. Fred w. Stanley,
who was assisted by Mrs. Florence
Beardall and other members of the
local league.
Preparations are being made by the
Orlando league for the entertainment
of the delegates to the business meet
ing of the Florida Equal Suffrage
Association which win be held here
on February Bird. The sessions will
be held in Unity Chapel, and will be-
gin at o'clock Thursday morning.
Those who are interested viii be well
coined at these meetings.
At noon on Thursday, February Srd,
a luncheon in honor of the visitors
will be served in the Presbyterian
parlors by the Young LADIES' Auxiliary
Of the church. Those who wish to
attend this luncheon may have plates
reserved for them IL they notify Miss
Kate Switzer, treasurer Of the local
league, several days in advance. Miss
Switzer may be reached by telephone
at the home of her sister, Mrs. F. A.
Curtis.
A number Of prominent women
from various parts Of the state will
be present for the annual meeting.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1916-02-03

There is fair sweet way our feet
may tread;
An upper way, where noblest ones
have led;
There is garden where the blossoms
blow
That crown the pure Of heart who up
ward go,
But, ali, a cruel word may cloud the
day
And shut the sunshine from that up
per way,
A cruel whisper all the blossoms
blight
And cast gloom where erst was
cloudless light,
This cruel word, oh vow you viii not
speak,
Oh, vow that you relentlessiy VIII
seek
To silence what might cost another
pain or harm, If it perchance
were told again;
That you will say of others only good
And walk this way of higher woman
hood.
-Annah Robinson Watson.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1916-02-03
CIVIC LEAGUE TEA THIS AFTERNOON
At HOME OF MRS M. E. WILSON

of Mrs. M. e. Wilson, 11s West Gads-
den street, with Mrs. Wilson and Mrs.
w. NJ. Herrider as hostesses. The
hours ere $3.50 to 6 o'clock. A musical
program will add its charms to tn.
afternoon and light refreshments will
be served.
The fact that Miss Charliebelle
Laney and Mrs. Wallace Lamar are on
the program for piano and violin Sc
lections, and that Miss Myrtle Adams
will give a vocal number, is surety
of a delightful afternoon for all who
attend, and the talk by Miss THE
sen will not only be full of interest,
but introduce into the afternoons
program one of the most valuable
ideas ever promulgated by the Civic
League.
Victrola selections will also be a
feature Of the afternoon.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1916-02-03

At the tea which will be given this
afternoon at the home of Mrs. M. e.
Wilson, by the Civic League, Mrs.
c. Thiesen will present to the club
members a number Of facts which
she has gathered in regard to the
"bat roosts," for the determination
OF mosquitoes, and which have been
successfully used for mosquito exter-
mination in San Antonio. Mrs. THE
sen has gone to great deal of trou-
BILE to ascertain faczs in regard to
this matter, and the talk viii be
given this afternoon in order that
the members may be familiar with
the data regarding the work done in
San Antonio and other cities, when
they vote on the question at the next
meeting Of the Civic League.
The tea will be held at the home
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1916-02-03
PROGRESS CLUB MEMBERS
TO BE ENTERTAINED
BY WIVES AND DAUGHTERS.

One Of the brightest events of the
year will take place at the Progress
Club this evening when q number of
the wives and daughters OF the mem
bers will give clever minstrel per-
formance.
Mrs. Ed Forcheimer is the director
of the minstrels and Mrs. Meyer
Kaplan the accompanist-
Among those who will take part in
the minstrel are Misses Eva Berlin,
Ethel Friedman, Lucille Wolff, Fannie
Waggenheim, Hilda Bear, Miriam
and Katherine Friedman, Eunice
Gerson, Bertha Levy, Clara Frenkel
Sadie Kugelman, Sara Goldstucker,
Hannah Stone, Goldine Jacoby, Paula
Hirskovitz, Sara Kahn, Esther Gugen-
helm, Mrs. Ed Forcheimer, Mrs. David
Harrison, Mrs. Dan Oppenheimer,
Mrs. v. j. Vidal, Mrs. Leopold Mayer,
Mrs. Adolph Cohen, Mrs. B. L. Gun
dersheimer, Mrs. Dave Kugelman
and Mrs. Daisy Rosenau.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1916-02-03
JOHNsoN-WATsoN WEDDING
FEBRUARY FIFTEENTH.

Friends in Pensacola and elsewhere
have received the following invita-
lions, of much interest here and in
other southern cities, where the bride
and groom are well known:
Mr.. and Mrs. William Albert Wat
son request the honor of your pres
ence at the marriage OF their daughter
Margaret Genevieve, to Mr.. Thomas
A. Johnson, on the morning of Tues
day, the fifteenth of February, one
thousand nine hundred and sixteen at
half after nine of the clock, Cathedral
of the Immaculate Conception, Mobile,
Alabama.
At home after the fifteen of March,
304 West Gadsden street, Pensacola,
Fla.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1916-02-03
DIR. BELLS PINE-TAR-HoNEY

For your cold, Tor your cough, for
your feverish throat, nose and head,
use DIR. Bells Pine-Tar-Honey. Honey
soothes the irritation, Pine-Tar cuts
the phlegm, thus relieving congestion.
Pin-Tar also acts as an antiseptic. as
a result general relief follows.
Breathing becomes easier and further
inflammation is arrested. Insist on DR..
Bells Pine-Tar-Honey. It is an ideal
treatment. Price 25c.-(AdY.l
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1916-02-03
DINNER DANCE AT SAN
CARLOS POSTPONED.

The Saturday evening dinner dance
has been postponed this week, owing
to the large dance at which Captain
and Mrs. Muslin viii entertain on the
evening of Saturday.
There have been many charming
functions given at both the Sar. Car
los and the Country Club thi5 win
ter and the dinner dance is pserely
postponed until later date, tcsmake
way for the dance Of saturday: might
to which Captain and Mrs. Muslin
have sent out a number Of invitations
to town and service society.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1916-02-03
AT SCHOOL
NUMBER 27.

At School No. 81 yesterday after
noon, Mr.. Jelks, whose delightful
voice has added so much to the serv-
ices now being held at the First Pres
byterian church, talked to the chill
dren, his subject having been care
fully chosen, and trimming with hui
NOR and pathos, pleased not only the
children, but the teachers and others
who heard him.
"What profits man If he gains
the whole world, and loses his own
soul 2" was the thought that Mr.,
Jelks so beautifully brought out for
the children and after the talk he
sang some of his beautiful Iullabies
for them, closing the program most
delightfully."-.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1916-02-03
New Way to Wave the
Hair Becomes Popular

That most women are quick to appre-
ciate anything that win enhance their at
tractivenesss is shown by the greatly in
it's remarkable hair curling properties
became known. Druggists everywhere
report large sales for this product
Women are enthusiastic over LIQUID
silmerine, particularly because 1t enables
them to acquire curliness which Is so
beautifully natural in appearance, and
not have to burn the life out Of the hair
with a hot iron. Also they find it
beneficial dressing for the hair. The
liquid ts 90 agreeable to use, being
neither gummy nor greasy, and It is so
easy to apply with a clean tooth brush
at night when the hair is down. The
pretty wHvy and curly effect in the
norning Is most delightful. As 1t takes
only @ little silrnerine TO produce the re-
quired effect, few ounces viii last for
weeks.-Adv.