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The review. [volume] (High Point, N.C.) 1908-19??, 1916-03-09

sanitary an our mothers clubs con-
tinue' in state O. pathetic inactivity.
Our mantle shelves groan beneath tn
weight O. useless cut glass an German
silver an majolica prizes, an our chif-
fonieres are fairly burstin' with silk
hose while our ice boxes are filled with
canned soups.
Il fnessed all afternoon an lost
ever time an jist haven't tn heart
to- go ahead with supper, DEAR wom-
anil say, handin' her husband a can
opener an THROWN herself YEARLY
int chair. Talk about your luck.
bridged an had a Chicane in hearts
an cut fer tn crocheted towels an
won, dear young wife'll say, as she
warns tn breakfast coffee an throws
a cold tongue on tn table.
9TH world t'day is sighin fer tn old
fashioned mother that didn't know a
deuce from a fve-spot an who played
croquet fer tn love O. tn sport
The review. [volume] (High Point, N.C.) 1908-19??, 1916-03-09
Remedy Prescribed
BY Many Doctors
Compound OF Simple L0xa-
rive Herbs Proves Most
Efficient.

DR.. w. A. Evans, writing for the
Chicago Tribune, makes the assertion
hat practically everyone, at some
time or other, suffers from constipa-
son. This applies regardless Of age
nr condition in life.
The congestion of stomach waste in
,he bowels is evidenced in various
ways; bloat, eructation of foul stom-
ach gases, sick headache, languor, all
indicate constipation, and call for
prompt attention, not only to relieve
the present discomfort but also to
svoid possible disease that follows
neglect of this important function.
Harsh cathartics and violent purga-
tiyes should not be employed, as these
afford only temporary relief, while
they serve to shock the entire system.
A mild laxative such as DIR. Caldwell's
Syrup Pepsin is far preferable and is
now the remedy generally used and
prescribed by many doctors. 1t is free
from opiate or narcotic drugs, acts
easily and pleasantly, without gripping
CT other pain and is a safe, effective
family remedy.
Mr. Chas. Schel, 1872 Church ST..
The review. [volume] (High Point, N.C.) 1908-19??, 1916-03-09

Cabin er East Lynne, but it'll be event
ually, an not until they've proven
Their willin'ness t. buy Their stockin's
instead O. gamblin' fer 'em.
I'm reliably informed that tn con-
ditiOns that exist among our thirty er
forty card clubs would make tn ole
time steamboat gambler hide his head
in shame. Theirs no pretense at hon
asty-it's jist a survival O. tn slickest.
ALI sorts O tricks are played t divert
a pair O silk stockin's from tn right
full channels. TIL castin' O. signals is
carried on openly an brazinly. limo
cent doll faced women an girls have
secret codes which make it impossible
fer tn uninitiated t. win any hose. Fer
instance, tn liftin' o. tn right index
finger t tn nostril means t. play clubs,
innocently fumblin' mole on tn chin
means t. play diamonds, while a burst
o. careless laughter is a signal t. lead
hearts. If tn afternoon is wanin' an
tn hostess sees that tn fine mahogany
The review. [volume] (High Point, N.C.) 1908-19??, 1916-03-09
Run-down?
Tired?
Weak (?

Every Spring most people feel "all
low ebb. Through the winter months
the blood becomes surcharged with
poisons! The best Spring medicine
and tonic is one made of herbs and
roots without alcohol-that was first
discovered by DIR. Pierce years ago
made of Golden Seal root, blood root,
&C., called Dr. Pierce's Golden Medical
Discovery. Ingredients on wrapper.
1t eliminates disease-breeding poisons
from the blood, makes the blood rich
and pure, furnishes a foundation for
sound health.
The review. [volume] (High Point, N.C.) 1908-19??, 1916-03-09
Kim Hubbard ESSAYS

BY KIN HUBBARD.

"ThIgirl O. t-day that can't play five
hundred er bridge might jist as we'll
AXE tn VEIL" said Mrs Tilford Moots,
Yesterday afternoon, while addressin
stragglin' remnant O. tn Home Gull
:ure Club.
9TH, lust fer gamblin' 'mongst our
mothers an girls will undermine tn
nation If sOmethin' haint done t. curb
it. Women used t. beg fer pin money.
Now it's prize money. What time has
m modern mother got t. study COW
stable sanitation er fight tn enslave-
ment O. children in crowded sweat
shops? What time has tn modern
woman got t. cook an sweep an train
nornin' glories an make tn home at
:ractive? How long will a home en-
lure where tn mother slaps pot full
} hash in tn fireless cooker at eight
o'clock in tn mornin' an lets it SIM
ner till dark while she rushes off t. tn
card table? Women III vote some day.
It's comm jist as sure as Uncle Toms
The review. [volume] (High Point, N.C.) 1908-19??, 1916-03-09
DO YOU NEED A KIDNEY
REMEDY?

DR.. Kilmer's Swamp-Root is not recon-
kidney, liver or bladder trouble. it may
be found just the remedy you need.
Swamp-Root makes friends quickly be-
cause its mild and immediate effect is
soon realized in most cases. It Is a gentle
healing herbal compounds physicians
prescription which has proved its great
curative value in thousands Of the most
distressing cases according to reliable
testimony.
All druggists in SOC and $1.0O sizes.
You may have sample size bottle OF
this always reliable preparation by Par
eel Post, also pamphlet telling about it.
Address DR.. Kilmer & Co, Binghamton,
N. Y, and enclose ten cents. also mention
this paper.-AdV.
The review. [volume] (High Point, N.C.) 1908-19??, 1916-03-09

Calomel makes you sick; you lose
days work. Calomel is quicksilver
and it salivates; calomel Injuries your
liver.
If you are bilious, feel lazy, sluggish
and all knocked out, IL your bowels
are constipated and your head aches
or stomach is sour, just take spoon
full Of harmless Dodson's Liver Tone
instead of using sickening, salivating
calomel. Dodson's Liver Tone is real
liver medicine. You'll know it next
morning because you will wake up
feeling fine, your liver will be work
ing, your headache and dizziness gone,
your stomach will be sweet and your
bowels regular. You will feel like
working. You'll be cheerful; full OF
vigor and ambition.
Your druggist or dealer sells you a
5O-cent bottle of Dodson's Liver Tone
The review. [volume] (High Point, N.C.) 1908-19??, 1916-03-09
BACKACHE, RHEUMATISM
Dear Mr.. Editor:

Dear Mr.. Editor:
For long time l suffered from back
ache, pain in left side, frequent urina-
ton (bothering me at all times during
the day and night, and the uric acid
in my blood caused me to suffer from
rheumatism along with a constant
tired, WORKOUT feeling. I heard of the
new discovery Of DR.. Pierce, Of the
lnvalids' Hotel, Buffalo, N. Y, called
"Anuric." After giving "Anuric" a
good trial believe it to be the best
kidney remedy on the market today.
! have tried other kidney medicines
but these "Anuric Tablets" Of DIR.
Pierce's are the only ones that will
cure kidney and bladder troubles.
(Signed) HENRY A. LOVE.
NEUTRALITY-SUSPICIOUS. at DR.. Pierce's
Hospital for several years proved that
"Anur1c" is 81 times more active than
lithia. Send Dr.. Pierce 10c for trial
package.
The review. [volume] (High Point, N.C.) 1908-19??, 1916-03-09
They Recommend the "Outside" AppE'
cation Of Vap-O-Rub Instead of
Harmful Internal Dosing.

Intelligent mothers everywhere real
ice that little children should be dosed
>paringly, and yet some treatment for
cold troubles is necessary. Joplin, Mo-,
mothers have solved this problem by
the use of Vap-O-Rub. This is the
external" Southern treatment intro
duced here last winter. Applied at
night over the throat and chest, the
heat of the body releases the ingredi-
ents in the form of vapors, and thus
the medication is inhaled with each
breath through the air passages to
the lungs. Vap-O-Rub gives quicker
relief than internal medicines, and can
De used freely with perfect safety On
TIE smallest child.
Mrs. Mabel Hawkins, 1407 Pearl ST.,
joplin, Writes-"My druggist sent me
The review. [volume] (High Point, N.C.) 1908-19??, 1916-03-09

where. They seem t. prefer t. sit on
a stool an eat. That also is Their own
affair an they are actin squarely
within Their rights. Stockmen, like all
O us, have an inalienable right t. eat
where an when an what they please.
an our constitution protects them in
usin' any system which may appeal t
'em. But what l can't understand is
why they don't eat quietly an peace
fully like a, steer instead of a walrus."
protected by Adams Newspaper Service.)
The review. [volume] (High Point, N.C.) 1908-19??, 1916-03-09
LOOK! RESlNOL HAS
CLEARED THAT AWFUL
'SKIN-ERUPTION AWAY

Every day, thousands of skin-suf-
ferers find that the moment that Resi-
mol Ointment touches their tortured
skin the itching stops and healing be-
gins. That Is why doctors have pre-
scribed it so successfully for over 20
years in even the severest cases Of
eczema, ringworm, rashes, and many
other tormenting, disfguring skin dis
eases. Aided by warm baths with
Resinol Soap, Resinol Ointment usu-
ally makes sick skin or scalp heal
thy, quickly, easily and at little cost.
Resinol Ointment and Resinol Soap
also greatly help to clear away PIN
pies and dandruff. Sold by all drug
gists-Adv.
The review. [volume] (High Point, N.C.) 1908-19??, 1916-03-09
Information Wanted.

The Hobo-Say, mister, be youse de
teller Nv dis bank?
Teller-Yes. What can do for you?
The Hobo-Kin youse tell me where
I kin git work at me trade?
Teller-What is your trade?
The Hobo-BIowin' foam off de tops
Nv de big schooners.
The review. [volume] (High Point, N.C.) 1908-19??, 1916-03-09
RECIPE FOR GRAY. HAIR.

TO halt pint OF water add OF. Bay Rum, .
small box Of Barbo Compound, and " OF of
glycerine Apply to the hair twice week
until it becomes the desired shade. Any drug
gist can put this up or you can mix 1t at
darken streaked, faded gray hair. and re-
moves dandrutt. 1t is excellent for falling
hair and will make harsh hair soft and glossy.
1t will not color the scalp, is not sticky q
greasy, and does not rub of.-Adv
The review. [volume] (High Point, N.C.) 1908-19??, 1916-03-09
Leap-Yaar Hint.

when we get better acquainted"
said he, II shall call you by your first
name"
"All right" she rejoined. "And 1
hope our acquaintance will reach the
point where my friends can call me
by your last name"
The review. [volume] (High Point, N.C.) 1908-19??, 1916-03-09

Grenada, Miss, writes that he found
relief himself by using DR.. Caldwelrs
Syrup Pepsin and now keeps it on
hand for family USE A bottle of DR..
Caldwell's Syrup Pepsin should have a
place in every family medicine chest.
A trial bottle can be obtained, free of
charge, by writing to DR.. w. B. Cald-
we'll, 203 Washington ST., Monticello,
Illinois.
The review. [volume] (High Point, N.C.) 1908-19??, 1916-03-09
labor's Glory,

Labor is the ornament of the citi
zen. The reward of toll is when You
confer blessings on others. His high
dignity confers honor On the king; be
ours the glory of our hands.-Schiller
The review. [volume] (High Point, N.C.) 1908-19??, 1916-03-09
Her Reason.

7er reason
Women" remarked the mere man,
ARE seldom capable of reasoning"
Don't you believe it," replied the
female of the species.
Why not?" he inquired.
'Well-because," she answered.
The review. [volume] (High Point, N.C.) 1908-19??, 1916-03-09
Wisdom of Experience.

Little Lemuel (reading)-Say, paw,
what is a prolonged conflict?
Paw-It's something you'll never be
able to understand, son, until after
you grow up and get married.
The review. [volume] (High Point, N.C.) 1908-19??, 1916-03-09
Mistake Many Make.

Some folks" said Uncle Eben, lis
so terrible busy tryin' to look like
dey was happy dat dey makes deirsef's
puff ckly miserable"
The review. [volume] (High Point, N.C.) 1908-19??, 1916-03-09

Dr. Pierce's Pellets are best for liver,
bowels and stomach. One little Pellet for
8 laxative-three for a cathartic.-Adv.
The review. [volume] (High Point, N.C.) 1908-19??, 1916-03-09

A new electrical process makes
charcoal from sawmill waste.
The review. [volume] (High Point, N.C.) 1908-19??, 1916-03-09

Use Murine after Exposure I'm Cold,
Cutting Winds and Dust. 1t Restores,
Refreshes and Promotes Eye Health.
Good for all Eyes that Need Care.
Eye Remedy Co., Chicago,
Sends Eye Book on request.
The review. [volume] (High Point, N.C.) 1908-19??, 1916-03-09

John Galsworthy, the author, was
twenty-eight years of age before he
began to write.
The review. [volume] (High Point, N.C.) 1908-19??, 1916-03-09

A widow can be as much interested
in man as if he were interesting.
The review. [volume] (High Point, N.C.) 1908-19??, 1916-03-09

Over a billion dollars was spent last
year by the American public for to-
bacCO
The review. [volume] (High Point, N.C.) 1908-19??, 1916-03-09

It's easier to induce two hearts to
beat as one than it is to induce two
mouths to eat that way.
The review. [volume] (High Point, N.C.) 1908-19??, 1916-03-09
RAEUMATISM-ITS CAUSE AND
TREATMENT,

The cause of Rheumatism is excess
of uric acid and no real relief can be
expected until this is eliminated.
Many chronic sufferers find perma-
nent relief after taking Rheumacide,
on sale at your druggist.-Adv.
The review. [volume] (High Point, N.C.) 1908-19??, 1916-03-09

An adult man produces in "a hours
enough heat to boil five or six pints of
water.
The review. [volume] (High Point, N.C.) 1908-19??, 1916-03-09

Hereditary Experience.
GAS a social climber, Mrs. DeRich is
certainly success
"She ought to be. Her father was a
lineman. Judge
The review. [volume] (High Point, N.C.) 1908-19??, 1916-03-09

Folly and failure roost on the same
perch.
The review. [volume] (High Point, N.C.) 1908-19??, 1916-03-09

Your neighbors haven't any more
use for you than you have for them.
The review. [volume] (High Point, N.C.) 1908-19??, 1916-03-09
Whenever You Need a General Tonic
Take Groves

The Old Standard Groves Tasteless
chill Tonic is equally valuable as Gen
eral Tonic because it contains the well
known tonic properties of QUININE and
IRON. 1t acts on the Liver, Drives out
Malaria, Enriches the Blood and Builds
up the Whole System. so cents.
The review. [volume] (High Point, N.C.) 1908-19??, 1916-03-09

Six children in England claim the
prince of Wales as their godfather.
The review. [volume] (High Point, N.C.) 1908-19??, 1916-03-09
Noisy Youngster.

Noisy Youngster.
Dayne-You have a new baby at
your house, / hear.
Payne Great guns! and we live
four miles apart! I had no idea any
one could hear him that distance!
The labor advocate. [volume] (Cincinnati, Ohio) 1912-1937, 1916-02-26
LICENSE PRIVATE DETECTIVES.

The City Council should pass law license private detectives
and make them furnish bond application been
passed by the Chief of Police.
Many these so-calcd private
devote their time spying and backmag citizens
nothing Of the way of
union labor
In Detroit the local federation Of labor urging the city
to license detective agencies Secretary
the cderaon Legislative committee the
council committee that is considering the proposal:
The greater part the work agencies watching
OF who criminals They do a class of
qurc drcpuac class of people They irresponsible
should be made responsible The result
OF this class of They bring Chicago Philadelphia
other The prosecuting attorney has
the destruction OF property Youngstown private
ectivcs and he has declared that they did
Large
tons-men who will guns if agencies
rakco between the paws the service
and what the Where they employ day.
do they get Cav and in this
way obtain thousands of dollars"
The labor advocate. [volume] (Cincinnati, Ohio) 1912-1937, 1916-02-26
Licensing of All Lodging Houses
To Be Urged By Municipal Tuberculosis Committee.
Nine Cases of Consumption Found In One of Them,
1t Is Reported.

1913 persons in every thousand, or so
per cent in excess of the birth rate. The
IT b." death rate in Cincinnati for 1915
was 2.2 persons to each 10000 popula-
ton, and among negroes the rate was
four to five times greater than among
whites During 1915 tuberculosis, he
said, claimed s0j victims in Cincinnati,
Dr. Lands presided at the meeting.
Fifteen men, Mr.. Senior declared, dis
cussing tenement conditions inhabit the
same room in lodging house in the
Mohawk Bridge neighborhood. The
men pay one dollar week, he said,
netting the proprietor 500 month for
the one room.
Lodging houses down town are the
source of particular trouble, the commit
tee agreed. Nine cases OF tuberculosis
in one lodging house were discovered,
reported Secretary Dinwiddie, of the
committee.
A plan to stimulate Statewide inter
est in the public health insurance legis-
ation proposed first in Cincinnati was
indorsed
The labor advocate. [volume] (Cincinnati, Ohio) 1912-1937, 1916-02-26

Alarmed by the housing conditions
which prevail in Cincinnati, the Munich
pal Tuberculosis Committee at a meet
ing last evening at the General Hospital
ordered Courtenay Dinwiddie to draft
an ordinance to be submitted to Council
which, it is hoped, will bring effective
relief. The ordinance will license and
regulate all lodging and boarding houses.
"A startling disproportion of deaths
among races from tuberculosis was sub
mtted to the committee by Max Senior
Chairman of the Housing Committee Of
the Chamber of Commerce, who cited
figures to show that of nearly $4,000
Jews in Cincinnati, only six had died of
tuberculosis during 1915. The Jewish
societies spend annually in the fight
against the disease more than 100000,
he reported and that, coupled with the
natural temperance of the race, was said
to account for portion of the disparity.
Statistics submitted at the meeting by
Health Officer Lands gave the general
death rate for Cincinnati during 1915 at
The labor advocate. [volume] (Cincinnati, Ohio) 1912-1937, 1916-02-26

The turnip is supposed to be native
OF Asia and Europe, 1t has been cult
Indian turnip is said to be remotely
kin to the edible turnip. 1t is the size
of a walnut and first tasted is sweet
ish, but in moment the tastcr's
tongue feels as though it were pricked
by hundred hot needles and he feels
like expectorating for hours after. 1t
is the country boys favorite medium
for a Joke on the visiting town boy
London Tatler.
The labor advocate. [volume] (Cincinnati, Ohio) 1912-1937, 1916-02-26
THE RAPID TRANSIT AND ORGANIZED LABOR.

1t would be well for the Rapid Transit Commission
the last election in Detroit OF municipal ownership Of
which occasion union voted sody against proposition
and finally defeated it,
the Rapid Transit lease the new belt
system viii the support organized labor
contains provision giving right organize and
Tor the directors OF the leasing bargain
regarding wages hours and conditions OF cmployment"
Samuel Gomper in the American Fedcationist, that
municipal proposition does poviso should
defeated"
The labor advocate. [volume] (Cincinnati, Ohio) 1912-1937, 1916-02-26
Animals and Flesh Eating.

Arguing against the eating of meat,
an English writer remarks: almost
any animal can be made to eat flesh.
The kangaroo has canine teeth. Horses,
oxen and sheep may be taught to eat
flesh Norwegian cows have been
known to eat flesh. Goldsmith saw a
sheep eat flesh. Spallanzani has shown
that a pigeon may be made to live on
flesh and an eagle on bread"
The labor advocate. [volume] (Cincinnati, Ohio) 1912-1937, 1916-02-26
CIVIL SERVICE AND THE BUILDING TRADES.

The movement repeal the Civil Service law of the State should
with hearty response the building simple
that the politicians the Civil place
the position grade below the
that do plumbing paving and sheet metal work
salary mentioned
They generally make engineer and electrician And
engineer is licensed by the State and the electrical why
the engineer gets the job
The labor advocate. [volume] (Cincinnati, Ohio) 1912-1937, 1916-02-26
Cruel.

Old Aunt Con her deathbed)-l am
just making my will, my dear Helm
rich. | know, alas, too well that you
are not religiously disposed and have
no desire to promote the cause Of
Nephew (hastiy)-Bcg your pardon,
aunt; quite the contrary.
Aunt-FIeaven be praised Then you
will be glad to hear that | have left
all my property to the church!
The labor advocate. [volume] (Cincinnati, Ohio) 1912-1937, 1916-02-26

MY wife" said the celebrated pur
vcyor of Indifferent sellers, cant be
made to understand that writer has
his off days
Mo-
"She thinks ! ought to be able to
write freely as long as there is ink in
the fountain pen."-Louisville Courier
Journal.
The labor advocate. [volume] (Cincinnati, Ohio) 1912-1937, 1916-02-26
NlctcOrS.

Swift meteors become visible at an
average height of eighty-four miles
and disappear at fifty-six miles, while
the very slow meteors come in sight at
about siXty-iive miles and fade away
at thirty eight miles. OF the very slow
meteors those that become visible at
the greatest heights come twenty miles
nearer the earth than those of very
low radiant.
The labor advocate. [volume] (Cincinnati, Ohio) 1912-1937, 1916-02-26
Paid For the Advice.

Old Hunks (meeting physician at
the club Doc, what ought man to do
when he has an all oversh feeling as
if he were going to have an attack of
the grip? Crusty M. D.-He ought to
consult good physician about it. Old
Hunks-Well, that advice ought to be
worth a dollar anyhow. Here it is.
I'll go and hunt him up.-Chicago Trib-
line
The labor advocate. [volume] (Cincinnati, Ohio) 1912-1937, 1916-02-26
Her Easy job.

"Yep, | got job cooking fer day
Gal, you don't know nothing about
cooking
Don't have to know nothing. She's
bride and | am her first cook. kan
sas City Journal
The labor advocate. [volume] (Cincinnati, Ohio) 1912-1937, 1916-02-26
Conscience.

"On what grounds do you desire to
withdraw the plea of not guilty."
"On the simple ground that we are
guilty. However, we must call the at
tention of your honor to the regrett
able fact that the statute of limitations
lets us out Too bad we were not ask
ed about the matter earlier" ."-Phila
delphia Ledger.
The labor advocate. [volume] (Cincinnati, Ohio) 1912-1937, 1916-02-26
According to Signs.

Little Johnnie is rather cross this
morning" said the doctor, 'but then
that is a good sign. 1t shows that he
is convalcscing."
"According to that" said Johnnie's
mother, my husband must be recov-
cring from a severe illness. There's
just no living with that man"-Ex-
change.
The labor advocate. [volume] (Cincinnati, Ohio) 1912-1937, 1916-02-26

We understand that the friends Joseph Bernng the
using their influence have him appointed Secretary War
Mr. Bcrnng has anxious politics
but his friends persist showing job him First
the Subtreasuyp and the Postmasersp
positions of honor and emo1ument.
But believe that if President Wilson is going select an
Ohoan he could do
who would have the hearty support of COL Andy Ggan and
Col. Billy Iattson.
The labor advocate. [volume] (Cincinnati, Ohio) 1912-1937, 1916-02-26
lee Clan and sun Clan.

a tribe of Indians belonging to the
Pueblo group is divided into an ice
clan and sun clan, with an ice priest
and a sun priest In winter the one
section is in charge and the other in
the summer time.
The labor advocate. [volume] (Cincinnati, Ohio) 1912-1937, 1916-02-26
How They DO II.

In a hotel in certain city is the fol-
lowing notice:
"Boarders are taken by the day,
week or month Those who do not pay
promptly are taken by the neck. ."-EX-
change
The labor advocate. [volume] (Cincinnati, Ohio) 1912-1937, 1916-02-26
Complete.

DO you mean to say you paid only
$50 for that frock?"
"Yes, but that, of course, was with
out the trimmings"
How much were the trimmings"
"A hundred and ifty.'-Judge.
The labor advocate. [volume] (Cincinnati, Ohio) 1912-1937, 1916-02-26
The Pcssimist's Viewpoint.

Father" said the small boy, whats
an optimst?"
"An optimist, my son, is man who
tries so hard to be cheerful that you
feel sorry to see him overworking him
Washington Star.
The labor advocate. [volume] (Cincinnati, Ohio) 1912-1937, 1916-02-26
\ Luxury.

But objected the hcircss 81 have
been accustomed to every luxury
That's all the more reason why you
should marry me" replied the impc-
cunious suitor, I'm luxury myself. -
Exchange
The labor advocate. [volume] (Cincinnati, Ohio) 1912-1937, 1916-02-26
Queer Cattle.

"Begorra, thin shtory writers are
the quarest cratures in the world
AN phwy so?"
"Shure, an don't their tales come
right out av their heads?" - Boston
Transcript.
The labor advocate. [volume] (Cincinnati, Ohio) 1912-1937, 1916-02-26
The Mean Thing!

"Phylls is the mcancst kind of Cos
sip"
What makes you think so?"
Because she never tells you any
thing herself, but gets You TO tell her
all YOU know"