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The Washington herald. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1906-1939, 1916-03-14
Bernard in a German dialect nonolovus

Barnard in a German dialect monologue.
II is to laugh while Mr.. Bernard is
on the boards. His remarks on present
political and social conditions brought
down the house. Then there was dear
old Mrs. Thomas whifen in a sure-fre
comedy, THE Golden Night" which dis
plays her rich art and ripened exnerI-
ence; dainty Bessie Wynn, returned after
long absence reinforced by several
gorgeous gowns; and William Pruette
renders Il Want What l Want When 7
Want 1t, with the same resonant basso
that was one Of the features of Mile,
Modesto"
Edgar Allen woolf has provided Mrs
Whtffen with a pleasing playlet in 1.-The
Goiden Night Fifty candles twinkle
upon an anniversary cake, representing
the fifty years Of the whitfields' welded
life, for the old folks are celebrating
the event In their little country home Just
as they drink to the happy occasion, their
daughter appears in tears and announces
that she has left her hubby. It develops
that the misunderstanding has been due
to the fact that the young couple were
each a little too sporty.
The old folks quickly discover the
source of the difficulty and, in the end
they reunite the young couple, and as
their daughter and her husband depart
they blow out the anniversary candles
and sit down by the fIreside, Pa Whit
field wraps a shawl about Ma. Whit
fields shoulders-thls is THE Golden
Wedding Night Mrs. whitfen is de-
lightful as the dear old lady, herself
and James Macdufr gives efficient support
as Pa Whitfield. The young couple are
capably portrayed by Peggy Dale and
Jack Sears. This is one of the pleasant
est playlets seen in vaudeville in a long
time.
Bessie Wynn's laughing, IanEuid eyes
and handsome gowns are a big asset OF
the bill She sang half dozen songs quite
alurtngly-one of them a little recitatiye
about blood and war was most vivid.
William Pruette offers a miniature
operetta, "a Holland Romance" sup
ported by Charles Orr, Eta Hager, and
Lillian Van Arsdale. Prof c. Fred
Clark's orchestra lent effectiveness to the
offering.
But the four prominent hadliners
haven't the show all to themselves, for
Val Harris and Jack Manion IN Uncle
Jerry at the opera" were big laugh
and Thomas PATRICIA and Ruby
Myers also scored In songs and dances
The Brightons get some remarkable
pictures from a heap OF miscellaneous
rags. and Merian's large troupe of dog
actors are fine.
The Washington herald. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1906-1939, 1916-03-14

power Of his personality fairly vfbrates
OF the mire 10 become a financial power
the screen as he portrays the regenera-
ton, his triumph over his enemy and
then his supreme sacrifice. The greater
part OF the action transpires IN New
York City, In the heart Of It's social
and financial life. II is TO be doubted
whether Mr.. Blinn has been surrounded
by as capable and veIl-rounded-o out a
cast in his entire career az photoplayer.
II includes such well known players as
Helen Fulton, Lila Haywood Chester.
Walter d, Green, William A. Morton
and Charles d. Mackay.
The Washington herald. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1906-1939, 1916-03-14

York daily and It looks like an easy
proposition until he starts in to accom-
pllsh his purpose. His first effort results
In bad automobile wreck and he gains
about three lines in an obscure corner
OF the papers; his second adventure
when he attempts to lick a popular pugi-
lisdc star, lands him in Jail and this
third attempt leads to intoxication and
Incarceration aboard a ship bound for
vera Cruz. AS the vessel is passing At
lantc City he swims ashore, and sta rts
walking back to New York. On the wav
ne is instrumental in saving a huge rail-
road wreck, planned by a gang of ''yegg-
men, and is rewarded by seeing his
picture in the papers. Mr.. Fairbanks is
supported by Loretta Blake. Clarence
Handysides. Rene Boucicault Charles
Butler and others. The added feature is
MACK Sennetts farce comedy. His
Auto Ruination," with the stellar roles
played by Mack Swain and May Busch
On Wednesday and Thursday Hamilton
Revelle will be seen in a sensational
photoplay entitled The Price OF Malice {"
The auxiliary attraction will be Rose
Melville in She Came. She Saw, She
Conquered"
The Washington herald. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1906-1939, 1916-03-14
drink A GLASS
OF REAL HOT WATER
BEFORE BREAKFAST
Says We Will Both Look and Feel
Clean. Sweet and Fresh and
Avoid Illness.

Sanitary science has OF late made
rapid strides with results that are OF
untold blessing to humanity. The latest
application OF its untiring research is the
recommendation that II is as necessary
to attend to internal sanitation OF the
drainage system Of the human body as
1t is TO the drains Of the house.
Those Of us who are accustomed to
feel dull and heavy when we arise.
splitting headache, stuIy from a cold.
foul tongue, nasty breath. acid stomach,
can, instead, feel as fresh as a daisy
by opening the sluices OF the system
each morning and flushing out the whole
OF the internal poisonous stagnant mat
ter
Everyone, whether ailing, sick or well,
should, each morning before breakfast,
drink glass OF real hot water with a
teaspoonful Of limestone phosphate in ii
to wash from the stomach. liver and
bowels the previous days indigestfble
waste. sour bile and poisonous toxins;
thus cleansing, sweetening and purifying
the entire alimentary canal before put
ting more food into the stomach The
action of hot water and limestone phos-
phate on an empty stomach is wonder
fully inYtgorating. It cleans out all the
sour lamentations, gases, waste and
actdity and gives one a splendid Ape
ute for breakfast While you are enjoy
ing your breakfast the phosphated hot
water Is quietly extracting a large vol
ume Of water from the blood and get
ting ready for a thorough flushing Of all
the inside organs.
The millions Of people who are both
cred with constipation bilious spells,
stomach trouble rheumatic stiffness
others who have sallow skins, blood dis
orders and sickly compilations are urged
to get a quarter pound OF limestone
phosphate from the drug store. This will
cost very little. but is sufficient TO make
anyone a pronounced crank on the sub
ject OF internal sanitation.-Adv.
The Washington herald. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1906-1939, 1916-03-14
Gayety-Harry Hastings' Big show

Hastings' big Show" is making its an
nual appearance at the Gayety this week.
The "Big Show" is one OF the best known
on the circuit, and although It returns
this season with much of the old mate
rial n is enlivened in many bright spots
with new songs and genuinely funny dia-
logue.
Dan Coleman still holds TO the ridicu-
Ious role Of the broad" Irishman, and
is welcomed for his ability to keep the
boys continuously laughing. Coleman
does MANY stunts as the redoubtable
''Horatio McNally," that are not con-
tanned in the conventional equipment Of
the usual Irish Characterization. Hazel
Lorraine has the principal feminine part
and is as much favorite as ever, her
sweet voice and captivating manner de-
lighting all
Alma Bauer and Coleman make a great
hit in their rendition of Ernest BARS
popular ballad. Daughter Of Mother
Machree;" Anna Mae Bell. Edward Vim
cent, Florence barley, Phil Peters. with
the first two named Coleman and
Bauer) are a splendid sextet, and besides
are very entertaining individually In
most every one of the many tuneful song
numbers.
The six scenes are noteworthy in their
picturesqueness and careful attention to
detail The chorus is good-sized in the
aggregate, and of many sizes separately
and stands as a compliment to the Sc
Elective ability OF the producer, for the
girls are unusually good-looking.
The absence of tiresome horseplay
throughout the performance Is not miss
ed, and there is substituted a merry va
riety Of musical excitement and intelli-
gent humor that accounts for the fact
of few dull moments during the evening.
The Washington herald. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1906-1939, 1916-03-14
British Steamer Again Air..

st. John, N. B.. March la-For the sec
ond time in twenty-four hours fire broke
out early today on board the British
steamer Matstus. The fire was proceeded
by series OF explosions. which are be-
lieved to have been caused by calcium
carbide In her cargo.
The Washington herald. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1906-1939, 1916-03-14

The company did excellent work in this
complicated retroactive" play. As the
prisoner, A. II. Van Buren, was excep-
tionaily fine. particularly in the second
act, where his happy Homecoming is
staged, played in brilliant contrast TO his
hopeless appearance In the courtroom
scenes.
AS his wife. Florence Rittenhouse also
plays what is almost dual role; she Is
seen as the distraught wife. trying to save
husband child and home, as the wife OF
the apparently guilty prisoner, as well
as a girl OF II. Helen Hayes Brown, the
well-known juvenile actress Of this city.
made a decided hit in the second act.
The flashes of the courtroom scene gave
George Kline and Howard Lang fine OPP
portunities for expression as district at
torney and counsel for the defendant, and
the entire company filled in their parts
in realistic manner.
The Washington herald. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1906-1939, 1916-03-14
BeIasco-German War Pictures.

The greatest and most daring picture
ever taken by a photographer is shown
at the Belasco Theater all this week
This picture has cost the life of two men.
Men are seen killed by the score as they
attack a French village. The entire and
actual operation Of assault is seen. These
pictures also show the French in retreat
the method the allies use in fighting their
battles, which is exceptionally interest.
Ing. Not alone do these pictures show
the military efficiency, but also show the
human side OF the army feeding the poor
inhabitants Of the villages
The Washington herald. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1906-1939, 1916-03-14
NEUTRALITY-SUSPICIOUS.

Mirth, melody, and brilliance all COM
olhn 10 provide splendid entertainment at
heI'h this week. There are a number
Of very clever people on the program,
chief among these being. Of course, sam
The Washington herald. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1906-1939, 1916-03-14
orandnI's-.The objectionable Sin :,

In The objectionable SIM" the World
rim feature which was shown at Gran
daus yesterday and which Is being re-
peated today, Holbrook Blinn still fur
Their demonstrates his versatility. The
story OF this picture deals with the life
OF man who sinks TO the utmost depths
OF degradation through his craving for
strong drink, but who, inspired Big the
spirit Of revenge, dregs himself back out
and TO hold in his hand the happiness
and well-oeing of his old enemy. The
The Washington herald. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1906-1939, 1916-03-14
strand-"Ht. Picture in tn. p.n.r,

Douglas Fairbanks was seen yester-
DAY at Moore's Strand Theatre, where
ne appeared upon the screen in his latest
Photographic success, HIS Picture a.,
the Papers" 1t Is a photoplay depIct-
Ing young mans endeavors to have his
picture adorn the front page Of a New
The Washington herald. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1906-1939, 1916-03-14

Shalt Not Covet' has Tyrone Power and
Kathlyn williams as the picture stars.
The daily Alaskan., 1916-05-11

The Skagway agents for the Eastman Kodak. films and supplies re keller Bros. tt.
The daily Alaskan., 1916-05-11

A man deceived by a woman loses faith Ia one woman.
The daily Alaskan., 1916-05-11

~ Arctic BrotheThoOd.- TnYA Camp Skagway No. 1, RE A. B. meets every sec VS 0nd and fourth Tues
 day evening at SOC p, m. sparr. Visiting brothers cordial " welcome. W. L. Stevenson, Arc tic Chief. W. R. Hillery, Arctic Recorder.
The daily Alaskan., 1916-05-11
NOTICE OF GUARDIAN

In the Probate court for the ter ritrr of Alaska, Division No. l, at Haires, before J. J. Kennedy, U. :. Commissioner and Ex-Officio Pro bate Judge.
 in the matter of the estate of J. E. Reynolds an insane person. Notice is hereby given, that by order dutly made and entered in the above entitled court on the 1st or April, 1916, the undersigned, wai appointed Guardian of the estate of J. E. Reynolds an insane per son, and all persons having claims against said estate are required 10 present their claims to me at my office in the town of Haiues, with iu six months from the date of this notice with the necessary Vouch- CTS as required by law.
 Da cd this 12th day of April, 1916.
 G w. ETINCHMAN,
 Guardian. w. 5. stout, attorney for Guardian. First publication, April 14, 1916. Final publication, May 12, 1916.
The daily Alaskan., 1916-05-11
KINFS IN ALASKA
 NAMES ARE FINED

Al is recent meeting the United States Geographical toard in Wash .ngtcn strengthened cut some kink in the names of the Pacific North west and Alaska, according to the seattle Post-Intelligencer.
 KcIsall is the name it gave to the riyer draining Kelsan lake in- to ChIkat river, Southeastern AL aska ard British Columbia. Here .ofOre the stream has been known varivusly as Bear, Glaye, Tschiket and West Fork of the Chilkat.
 Arctber tributary of the Chilkat, known Yariously as Klaheela, Kle- heena, Kluheena, Kluheeny, Klu- heuy. Kluhini and Telhini, become! officially known as Klehnni river.
 Tahin' is the name given to a rive draining Duff lake into Chil- kat river. It never had a name be- fore.
The daily Alaskan., 1916-05-11
ALASKA sMAsHEs RECORDS

The value of the mineral produc- ton of Alaska in 1915 amounted to $82,S54,229-S137SS,563 more tha mat of any previous annual output during the S6 years that mining has beeI. carried on in the territory. The collection of mineral statistics of Alaska for 1915, just completed ty Alfred H. Brooks, of the Un- tied states Geological survey, shows that the value Of the gold pro- duced during tho year amounted to $16,7O2,144, copper $15,lS9,129, and silver $543,393. Tin, lead, anti morv, marble, gypsum, and a small amount of petroleum and coal bring the total value of Alaska's mineral produces to $32,S54,229.
 Since 1880, when mining first be- gan in Alaska, the territory has produced gold, silver, copper, tin, and otLer minerals to the value of S3O0,95S,751, the gold production alone to the close of 1915 amount tug to $26O,S5S,94S. Of this gold, S18C,Is2,992 worth was produced b the placers, the rest being derived from lode deposits
The daily Alaskan., 1916-05-11
SENDING A MAa IsY MAIL.
It Is Quito Possible Under British
 Psresl Pest E7 uIes.

Parcel Post, E2 ules.
 The parcel post has made It's useful ness felt in many 'wayl3. unexpected as well as foreseen. But the English par, eel post does one surmfsing thing that has not yet bee asintrodalced Into our own system.
 An EnglishInap wished to reach customer living iu a rcusote part Of Ralham. one offthe suburbs of London, md it was veFy necessary that he find him quickly. Knowing nothing of the district, he called at the general post office at st. Martin Grand to con suit a directory. On explaining his case to a clerk he was amazed to learn that he could be sept to the address by parcel post by paying 3 fee Of thrCepeuCe q mile.
 The gentleman had never heard or such a thing, ana it is said that very few persons in England know thnt r. can be done, He was placed in charge of a messenger who was familiar with all parts of the city and was soon or his way. The boy carried a printed slip on which was written a descrip- ton of the parcel" in charge under the heading Article Required to Be Delivered" and before leaving the GUS toner's house both the customer and the gentleman had to put their sigma lures on the paper.
 The limit in weight for anything de livered by parcel post in England iS generally understood to be eleven pounds. but there is one clause that reads, "A person may be conducted by express messenger to any address OF payment of the mileage fee" Youths Companion.
The daily Alaskan., 1916-05-11
EDITORIAL P A GE

section by what ever means they see lit to place ipt9 operation True the Engineering Commission should be given some rights and privileges hut the placing of all power in their hands is not in keep inr with the spirit of democratic legislatioS 4. .-
 We believe that every fact or should be given g square deal. One side should not be allowed to shield It's works by the legal laws of the United States.
 Surely our delegate to congress will smell the rat and work to de- feat the bill.
The daily Alaskan., 1916-05-11
Tipping as t!?e Last Resort.

A protest iS being made against the exactiOn of tips" by the servants in public schools. There are few of Us capable of regarding tipping so phil osophicauy as Lord William Russell who, on his way to the scaffold, asked the minister In attendance what tip he ought to give the executiOner.- London Standard.
The daily Alaskan., 1916-05-11
HIDDEN MEAT

A bill bearing the number 15l67 has been introduced into the house or representatives by MT. Houston To the average Iayman it would ap- pear to be just the right regulation To meet the conditions which now present. themselves in the North land. On is face it looks harmless, but those who are acquainted with political cOujttIOns and aggraDdize- meaU of sectional powers look fur thar ;hau a mere surface on pills introduced into congress for the government Ir Alaska.
 Tha enabling section of the act, reads. "A bill to confer additional authority upon the President of the United States in the consFruc- ticn and operation of the Alaskan railroad and for other purposes " New that Ht.le clause, other pur- poses, is as broad and sweeping as tee trade winds which carry Ehe merchant ships upon the high seas. The bill authorizes the president to wake and prOmulgate such police p5we: and regulations as shall be necessary 10 preserve peace and l-al-H iu the vicinity.
 Aye. that's the rub-why is it ueeessary for congress to create a military zone in a region which is already protected by the laws Of ais t'rrirO.y? The passage of s2ch 8 law would place the con tc0' Or all Of the railroad sections uuucc the direct control of the President. The executive head can goyern only by and through the Iilitary powers of the United S,a'cs. l. would place it within tSe lauds of the executive to pa- tto. tue s-ctIoU by soldiers. Would congress think for one minute of passing 8 law creating a military zone in region of one of the states oI iLe Union? The answeris obvious or it's face-the people of the state would not tolerate such a law. Why then should congress tglcr1'e 9 law passed by their body ,alGus for the enactment of such a pEs-isioD, creating a military gone ta & territory which already has established laws, peace officers ard eII of the legal machinery that can re found in any political unit uS the union.
 The passage of such law takes from the people their inherent rights-thai of passing laws for their Cwu protection and social bsrgtt. There might be a nec- essity sor such a law if the gov erCmeut railroad was being con- srrucfed in foreign country or a piece where the laws of the land wcre not in keeping with spirit 0f tLe modern times. Ths passing of such q law is at the very least un-A&erical and filled with a spir- it o7 demc gogy. It is a direct re- AuGf 10 the intelligence of the AL usla 0rople to properly pass their own Iaws or provide proper means for tle protection and care of per s9uaI Snd real property.
 To intelligent people, who have tse Interests Of this section in ques- ton, at heart such q law placing power in the hands of the rail way commission, and taking from the people of that district the rights which are given even in the most monacchical kingdom to labor and various tradesmen is 8, direct re5uFf on their personal liberties, sayoring of the times of King John and tLe Magma Charta.
 The hidden meat in the bill is that it WI give the Engineering Commission the power to rule the
The daily Alaskan., 1916-05-11
Dangers Of a Cold
You Will Do Well To Heed Them

MaRv DaG cases of kidney trouble result from a cold or chill. Con gested kidneys fall b hind in fiItec- ing the poisonI&dm blood, and backache, headache, dizziness and discrdered kidney action follow. Don't neglect cold. Use Doan's Kiduev Pills at the first sign of kidney trouble. Here is an experi- ence told by one who has used them. kI l
 H. w. Bostian, farmer, R. F. D., No. Z, BCN 16S, Olympia, Wash, says: q strained my back several years ago and it has been weak ever since. Colds always settle in ny kidneys, making the trouble worse. The kidney secreiOrs a'e irregular in passage ct times, oblig- iLg me to get up at night. Deans Kidney Fi'ls give megrest relief. Whenever l have the slightest sign ci kidney trouble, I take @ few dcscs of Deans Kidney Pills and they soo@ fix me up all right"
 Prrce soc, at all dealers. Don't simply ask for Q kidney remedy set Doan's Kidney Pills-the same that MT. Bostian had Fo-ter-Nlil- burn Co. Props, Buffalo, N. Y.
The daily Alaskan., 1916-05-11
Beware of Ointments for Catarrh that Contain Mercury

as mercury will surely destroy the sense of smell and completely derange the whole system when entering lt through the mucous surfaces. Such articles should never be used except on prescriptions from reputable physicians, as the damage they will do Is ten fold to the good you can possibly derive from tllen. Halls Catarrh Cure. manufactured by F. J. Cheney & Co, Toledo. O., contains no mercury, and Is taken internally, acting directly upon the blood and mucous sur faces of the system. Tn buying Halls Catarrh Cure be sure you get the genu- inc. It Is taken internally and made in Toledo. Ohio. by F. J. Cheney & Go. Tes timOnials free.
 Sold by Druggists. Price 75C per bottle
 Take Halls Family Pills for constipation
The daily Alaskan., 1916-05-11
DiGn't Mean It That Way.

Willie-I say. ma. if dad was to die would he go to heaven? Ma-Iush Willie, Who's been putting su"h ridir ulous thoughts into your head!-Lon don Opinion
The daily Alaskan., 1916-05-11

Life Is a lease imposed on the tenant without previous communication of the conditions in the contract
The daily Alaskan., 1916-05-11

Zenith Oil cleans. POIishes, pre- vents rust and preserves. Zenith Oil is an excellent Furniture polish, fOc, I5c 25c bottles. Keller Bros. Sole SkagwOy agents.
The sun. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1833-1916, 1916-01-02
THE APOCRYPHA.
Was II Contained In the Bible Used by
Christi

To rttg l,prToR OF THE SCN-Su Mr..
f|Intitu in his answer 10 my question
regarding ~" Bible ~ Christ says: "t
Is "A historical fact easily DEMONSTRATE
that tho Apoct Spha was not Couta med
in the Bible that Jesus Christ used and
then he Y Christ frequently quoted
from the Greek translation ~ the Old
Testament books in the S~cptuagint."
and this translation contained the Apoc-
rNpha." Evidently there is n rather
gltriug Inconsistency In his statements
and | may conclude by Mr.. Fountains
own admission that Christ did US" a
Rihl. contitning the .Apoorypha. Why
then do opr Protestant friends object
to using such a Bible
II ia true hat Christ never quoted
from th" hpncrS rha. but neither did ho
quote from many other Old Testament
books accepted by protr"tan's, AS. for
example. the Cautlcles, Judges and Ec-
clesiastcS. SO far as we know Christ
did not reject the Apocrypha. Why
should We reject IL? Y Y.
LARCUMoH1, December 20