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The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1916-08-08
GOLFING DONTS.

Don't try to bust open golf links to
see what makes Z! 60
Don't drive the ball against the grain.
The nap on q golf links only runs one
way.
Don't bawi tho caddy. You may have
little oadd'es of your own some day
Play Just as close to the links a. possi-
BILE. Any air rushing between your arches
and the ground 4: apt to cause draft.
Don't think you're a taxidermist and try
to stun oil your soif. into one swing.
Don't dance on the green after q good
putt unless the club has an orchestra pro-
vided for that purpose.
stiil. goIfng don'ts do not bother the
average player. It's the goling dues
that do.
Makes the heart weep to think
that Marty OToole Is out In the
West somewhere trying to curve q
recovered ball.
A defeat BY Carl Morris and Fruwk
Moran can arrange for oil NJ future
purses through Mr.. WooIoovth.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1916-08-08

What's happened to the Nsv York to
Bermuda raoef Has tho 0roxndksspsr
gone on q batferf
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1916-08-08

Jimmy Archer is out with busted
finger. Although not fatal, it inter-
fered with Jimmy's baserunning
sumpin' awful.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1916-08-08
Answers To Queries.

Junk-When ordering canary birdseed
through Sears Roebuck. always give
height, length, and color of the bird.
skeets-As tho Greeks used to say. the
fattsr the dish. the Tower tho soup.
Knutt--About the safest place to study
aviation 10 in a cellar. You're welcome.
Gooper-A good wrestler has about az
much neck as o safe.
copyright. 1919
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1916-08-08

sBatted for Gallia In the eighth.
tran for Charity In the eighth.
two out when winning run was scored.
Slated for weiiman In the ninth.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1916-08-08

He1nte Zimmerman 70 oxt Of the game
toifh sore foot. Although not sersous,
the Injury h'nders Fein@e " kicking the
ball
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1916-08-08

See there's some bird in California
who is trying to prove that It was a
tennis racquet Nero was hitting in
stead of q fiddle.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1916-08-08

pitcher tossed out Miller after shotton |
had pilfered second. Sisler scratched q |
hit to Williams. who threw late to |
Gallia, and Shotton was over with |
another run.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1916-08-08

81. Looey has a new shortstop In
Bob 10 new. guess prunes are novelty.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1916-08-08

He1nte Zimmerman 70 oxt Of the 0ams
totfh sore foot. Although not sersous,
the Injury hs"ders Fe'n4e ~ kicking the
boil.
Jimmy Archer is out with busted
finger. Although not fatal, it inter-
fered with Jimmy's baserunning
sumpin' awful.
Mike Doolan refuses to 60 to the Reds
Mike says no will stay In the National
or nothing.
When you hear q man spoken of in sig
ngures you can't tell whether II means his
wealth or his last golf score.
Sixth months ago anybody claiming the
have been frisksd by the bulls for hypo-
dermic.
~ II werenr for tho last Mine hoIss
many a golfer could 90 aroS~d N Isss
than a hundred
What's happened to tho Nsp York to
Bermuda raoef Has tho 0rovmdksspsr
gone on batterf
See there's some bird in California
who Is trying to prove that II was a
tennis racquet Nero was hitting in
stead of q fiddle.
Johnny Evers IL admired and envied
by US common folks. The most VIC
have ever been fined is 2 cents for keep
ing o book from the public library day
too long.
DtoDenes couldn't get atoay ptth that
| lantern stun nov. He'd get pinched foy
not carrying head and tail lights.
| About the only drapobaok to the NeU
York-Bermuda races 10 the public Von'i
support 'em.
81. Looey has a new shortstop ir
| Bobby Wallace, ~ you call Bobby new. II
Bob II new R,Iess prunes are O novelty.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1916-08-08

Johnny Evers Is admired and envied
by US common folks. The most VIC
have over been fined is cents for keep
ing book from the public library day
too long.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1916-08-08

Silk O'Loughlin and Billy Evans ~
the ump4ring during the series in Glove.
land. This was the first time since In
that these two had umpired together.
with the later additions TO the ump1res'
stan. President johnson prsferr1ns to
keep his older umpires working win
younger ones.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1916-08-08

6hotton walked as a starter going up
Foster. The Texan then pulled !. wild
pitch that scored Shotton, although
Gailia had to run TO the stand and
tumble the ball before the Brownie
came flying over. Henry had lost sight
OF the ball. and so Gallia ran into re-
trieve It. He made mcss Of a simple
play through his anxiety to get the
ball away from him.
Getting along to the third, Shotton
ter FOR one hI'c I hn's bunt trcl,Ie
a pop fly f"y cant, ard .hc visiting
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1916-08-08

Rippy Williams may be pulled off
first base unless he hits his stride at
the bat soon. The big fellow cannot
have to give way to Ed Charity. who
Ia young and Is a conner. particularly
with the bat. Williams had an OPP
portunity to bring in Rice from sec
rolled to Marsans. In the fourth he
hit into q double play and not once
did he drive the ball out OF the infleld
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1916-08-08

stiil. goinng don'ts do not bother the
average player. It's the golhng dues
that 40
The Brookings register. [volume] (Brookings, Brookings County, S.D.) 1903-1971, 1916-02-24
TRENTON

Ralph Reeve spent Sunday with
friends nea Brookings.
Mrs. r. S. Carter and children were
calling in Trenton last Sunday.
Carl Nelson sold a car of fat cattle
to an Iowa buyer last Saturday.
Brown G. Sherwin shipped a few
cars of sheep out of Aurora last Satur-
day. The condition of the roads and
scarcity of teams necessitated their
leaving one carload at the Sherwin
farm across the line in Moody county.
Three or four of Trenton's ladies
while enroute to Bookings last Satur-
day met a load of hay followed by, a
herd of cattle. Not desiring to ex-
perience an upset they betook them
selves to the frail-crusted snowdrifts
and some of them must have struck
bottom. They have since reported
that although they experienced no
further mishaps. 1t was we'll past bed
time when they arrived home. We
haven't learned whether it will be a
case of their husbands not letting
them go again without more escorts
or a case of the ladies refusing to go
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LAKETON-WINSO

John Swanson and family visited al
the August Mohror home Sunday after
noon.
Mr.. and Mrs. August Doescher and
children spent Sunday at the home of
Jens Jensen.
The patrons of Route 6 are pleased
TO learn that their carrier is now able
to make a complete trip, it being near
ly four weeks since the entire route
was covered.
Oscar Hermandson called al the
Charley Erickson home Sunday after
noon.
Alfred Hanson and family visited at
the Erickson home Saturday after
noon.
Mrs. Herman O~ldenkamp visited at
the John Larson home Thursday.
Ole Knutson was a Sunday visitor at
the Hoey home.
y. Koepke and family visited at the
Slack home last Sunday,
VIII Doyle of Preston, spent Satur-
day and Sunday at the Dempsey home.
Miss Helen Snyder and Renas Lar
son spent Sunday at the John Larson
home.
Miss Susan Hoey, Ed. Hoey and
VIII Legler spent Sunday at the home
of Frank Hoey.
Leonard Phelps who has been suffer
ing from a severe attack of blood
poisoning in his hand is now able 10
be about again.
A number of young people attended
a party at the Herman Oldenkamp
home one evening last week. All re-
port a most enjoyable time.
A number Of people from this com
munity attended the Swartz sale
which took place the fore part of the
week.
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EUREKA

Mr.. and Mrs. Len Packenham enter
tanned friends at dinner Friday.
Mr.. and Mrs. j. Nelson; Mr.. and
Mrs. P. Green; Mr.. and Mrs. ]. Dyson
and children; and Miss Blanche Temp
kins spent a pleasant evening with
Mr.. and Mrs. Jack Delaney Friday.
Miss Sigma Green stayed over night
with her friend Elvina Prawl Friday.
Miss Matte Shoemaker was a guest
at the Outset home the latter part of
the week.
Melvin Haden made a special trip
to White Saturday evening. For par
ticulars ask Melvin.
Ausel Kerr and sisters Beulah and
Bernice took dinner Sunday with their
sister, Mrs. Frank Perso, Jr.
Miss Gertrude Haden was the guest
of Mrs. Jack Givens of White, last
week.
The Fleming young folks entertain
ed Saturday evening at a progressive
Cinch party. Mr.. and Mr.. Chester
King of near Toronto; Mr.. and Mrs
Jessie King; Harry Haden and sister,
Gertrude, and cousin Leslie Haden of
Toronto, were present. At 1890 ice
cream, cakes, sandwiches and coffee
were served.
All rubber 4-buckle overshoes are
best for early spring. Gillespie & Rog.
ers, Footftters, Brookings, S. d.
Mrs. Will Coulter and daughter
Saba, returned home from Brookings
Thursday, where Mrs. Coulter has
been attending her daughter, who has
just recovered from the measles.
Mr.. and Mrs. J.. Delaney and son
Harold; Mr.. and Mrs. Tom Kerr and
Ausel Kerr were entertained at the
Fleming home Wednesday evening.
Miss Bessie Ladd and friend return
ed home to spend the summer with
home folks and old friends, after a
two years absence.
Miss Agnes Bodine entertained com
pany Sunday.
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can find some one capable of running
it. Arthur Fricke will go to Brook
ings to reopen a vulcanizing shop at
that place about March LIST.
A new door has been put in at the
bank which makes quite an improve
ment.
All you can hear is electric lights,
but that's a fine subject to talk on.
Mr.. and Mrs. Ralph Smiths little
baby was quite sick with bronchial
trouble, but is better again at this
writing.
All rubber 4-buckle overshoes are
best for early spring, Gillespie G. Rog-
ers, Footftters, Brookings, S. d.
Mrs. Roberts is enjoying a visit from
her brother who came from Iowa to
spend a few days.
Albert Fricke is home from Under.
wood, N. d., where he has been spend,
ing the winter.
Gertrude Karsten spent Saturday
and Sunday at the Governor home.
Mr.. and Mrs. Claude Enright spent
| Sunday in Bookings with the latter's
parents, Mr.. and Mrs. ID. Shuler.
Chas. Heinrich and family spent
Sunday at the Giem home.
Bonnie Korte left Wednesday for
Jud, n. D., to visit the Heinrich and
Hoy families who moved to that place
last fall, from there Mr.. Korte will go
to Coal Harbor, to visit Hold S%paulding
and family.
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weight 2400, 3 years old coming A. !
will guarantee these horses to be
exactly as represented.
Poultry-6 White Wyandotte Cock.
erels-They are by the cockerel that
took first prize in 1914 at the South
Dakota State Fair, Rec Valley Poultry
Association and Pierre Poultry Show.
Terms of Sale-Cash, or good bank,
able paper due Oct. 1st, 1916, at s
per cen interest. Stock must be set.
tied for before being removed. Crates
furnished for shipping purposes and
all stock at our risk until turned over
to express company.
Observation-Disclosures from a dis.
lance stop at the Hetland Hotel as my
guests. Sale will be held in a large
tent near the livery barn. Free lunch
in tent at 11.30. Sale to begin after
lunch.
Frank E. Johnson, Prop.
Col. II. S. Allen, Russell, Iowa, and
Col. S. j. Rudolph, Bookings, S. d.,
Auctioneers.
Hetland State Bank, Clerk.
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CORRESPONDENCE
. .
LAKETON

Mr.. and Mrs. Chris Nielsen. Of Lohi-
vile, Iowa, spent the past week with
their brother, Marti? Nielsen and fam
lily, leaving Monday morning from Bad
ger on their return journey home.
Mr.. and Mrs. Jasper Kjellsen spent
Tuesday night at the home of their
sister. Mrs. Paul Dahl.
Miss Elsie Larsen entertained
friends Tuesday afternoon.
Misses Myrtle. Clara and Carrie
Madsen spent Wednesday with their
friends, Mabel and Clara Christensen.
Mr.. and Mrs. Neils Christensen and
two little daughters spent Monday af-
ternoon at the Albert Christensen
home.
Messrs. Esthen Christensen. c. Mad,
sen and Nesson delivered several
head of cattle at Norden last Monday.
Louie, Ole, Freddie, Eddie and Anna
Knutson and Miss Hoy spent Monday
evening at the home Of Carl Knutson.
Mr.. and Mrs. Martin Nielsen enter
tanned several friends 10 a Tuesday
dinner in honor of their brother and
wife from Iowa.
Mr.. and Mrs. Jasper Kjellsen return
ed to Sinai last Thursday morning
after spending several days with rel
atives.
Mrs. Albert Nielsen and little daugh-
ter Mildred went to Sinai to spend a
few days with Mrs. Nelson's parents.
Hans Petersen and family spent Sun
day at the Peter Norgaard home.
On Wednesday a number of relatives
spent the day at the Paul Dahl home,
and Friday was spent at the Andrew
Norgaard home.
The following guests were entertain
ed at the E. Knutson home in Badger
at a Sunday dinner: Messrs. and Mes
danes Chris and Martin Nielsen; Law
renee and Alvin Nielsen.
Albert Nielsen left for Sinai Sunday
where he expects to visit his father-in-
law for a few days and then accom-.
pany Mrs. Nielsen home.
The writer neglected TO mention last
keew that Harry Norgaard was the
guest of his parents from Saturday
until Monday Of last week.
Willie Norgaard and sister Clara
home.
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ALTON

Mr.. and Mrs. Earl McKeown anC
children spent Tuesday evening at the
L. r. Mills home.
Miss Vera Giem is spending a few
days in Bushnell as the guest of Miss
Jennie Poppingo.
Born to Mr.. and Mrs. Hike DUN, a
daughter, February 18th.
Born to Mr.. and Mrs. Albert Lobbs.
a daughter, February 18th.
Mrs. Henry Giem called on Mrs. Geo
Bursting in Bushnell Wednesday.
Lester McRae spent Wednesday
evening with his schoolmate Allan Nc.
MILAN.
Mr.. and Mrs. John Kinney and baby
called on Mr.. and Mrs. John Silvander
Monday afternoon.
Mrs. Henry Karstan spent a few
at the Hike Quinn home home Friday.
Mr.. and Mrs. Gus Kurtz and children
Elkton at the E. V. Kretsinger home.
Miss Hattie Creamer is assisting
Mrs. John Silvander with homework.
Mrs. Cleve Bennett and son called
on Mrs. l.. r. Bennett Thursday.
Mr.. and Mrs. Henry Karstan called
at the Hike Quin home Friday.
Mrs. Gus Kurtz and children called
on Mrs. Henry Karstan Thursday after
noon.
Several from this corner attended a
program and basket social at the Puhr
school Friday evening. Miss Mary
Enright is the teacher.
Miss Kate Kinney is entertaining
Miss Katherine Maloney from Elkton.
Dick Alderman spent a couple of
days in Elkton the last of the week.
Mr.. and Mrs. Charlie Heinrich and
children were Sunday guests at the
Henry Giem home.
Henry Karstan, Dick Alderman,
Nick Asker and L. b. Haaker assisted
NJ. C. McRae deliver hogs in Aurora
last Saturday.
A happy social event was a surprise
party at the country home of Mr.. and
Mrs. John Silvander in Richland town
ship last Friday evening. After a
splendid supper the guests departed
giving the unanimous verdict that a
happy evening had been passed. Mr.,
and Mrs. Silvander and son Carl will
move to Elkton about March 1st.
A party of about forty neighbors and
friends met at the Henry Winters
home for a farewell party, as they
soon expect to leave the state. A more
jolly crowd would be hard to find. AT.
ter spending several hours with cards
and dancing a splendid lunch was
served in the wee small hours of morn
ing. All returned home regretting the
departure of this family and wishing
them health and prosperity in the new
home.
Mr.. and Mrs. John Winters and chill
dren from e Brookings, came down
Sunday to spend a few days at the
Henry Winters home.
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NORTH ~BROOKINGS

The children of the school of Dis.
trictNo. l, gave a Washington program
or Tuesday afternoon. Several of the
patrons attended.
James Sloan, Jr., has rented the
Will Caldwell farm for the coming
year. This is the farm that was form.
erly occupied by Herman Mitchell.
Mr.. and Mrs. w. B. Wilcox were very
pleasantly surprised on Thursday even.
ing by a company of neighbors and
friends, who came to bid them fare
well as they leave soon for their new
home at Fergus Falls, MINI.
The Rimer farm, more familiarly
known as the Monzingo farm, has been
sold recently; consideration beins
$1,000 per acre. Harry Williams OF
Brookings, was the purchaser.
Mr.. and Mrs. James Sloan, Jr., Sam
uel Wilcox and Myrtle Keck attended
the Aggie Literary Society at the col
lege on Saturday evening.
Grange met last Friday evening, AT
ter a short business meeting there was
a patriotic program consisting of quo
tations, r%ecitations and a pantomine
This was followed by an indoor track
meet which was thoroughly enjoyed
by all present.
Mr.. and Mrs. James Sloan. ST., very
pleasantly entertained the young PEG
pie Of the community last Thursda,
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ALTON

Mr.. and Mrs. Clark Kretsinger and
Mr.. and Mrs. Will Stamp visited Tues
day at the Gus Kurtz home.
Mr.. and Mrs. Will Motter and chill
dren were Sunday guests at the Will
Stamp home.
Mr.. and Mrs. Henry Giem and daugh-
ter Vera called on the McRae family
Monday afternoon.
Dick Alderman and mother return
ed from Rock Rapids, Iowa, where
they went to visit relatives, during the
holidays.
Mr.. and Mrs. NJ. c. McRae called on
Mr.. and Mrs. Henry Winters, Friday.
Mrs. Earl McKeown and children
spent Wednesday with Mrs. Eva Kurtz.
Miss Ada Kretsinger was a Sunday
guest at the Olson home.
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1USHN ELL

Mr.. and Mrs. Cyril Moore, from
Brookings, visited Sunday with Mr..
and Mrs. Blanch Smith.
Lylah Churchill from White, visited
over Sunday at the Frank Bailey home.
Chas. Heinrich and family visited
at Henry Giem's Sunday.
Mrs. H. s. Shoemaker is on the sick
list and under the care of the doctor.
Mr.. and Mrs. Henry Wakes spent
Sunday with her mother, Mrs. Schultz.
Mrs. John Poppingo who has been
i'll for several days is improving. DR..
Foster was called from Auroa.
A basket social and program was
given at the Puhr school Friday even
ing by Mary Enright, the teacher. The
program was fine and it showed the
interest Miss Enright is taking in the
school activities. A contest was held
which created much laughter at the
expense of the victims. The baskets
we're auctioned off by Will Poppingo.
The entertainment netted the neat
sum of $27.35.
Mrs. Earl Feuerhelm visited with
relatives in Bookings last week.
Frank See went to Brookings Satur.
day to spend a few days with his wife,
who liz taking treatments at that place,
Arthur and Martha Fricke sold their
interest in the restaurant. Mrs.
| O'Brien will take care of 1t until she
The Brookings register. [volume] (Brookings, Brookings County, S.D.) 1903-1971, 1916-02-24

Ernest Guest returned Wednesday
from Iowa where he visited a week
with relatives.
All rubber 4-buckle overshoes are
best for early spring. Gillespie & Rog-
ers, Footitters, Brookings, S. d.
News has been received from Mrs.
Elmer Honan that she underwent an
operation at a Minneapolis hospital.
Miss Kate Kinney spent Sunday at
the John Kinney home.
Note: Received too late for last
weeks edition.
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guest at the Olson home.
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evening. This was in the nature OF p
birthday party for Charles keck and
Lester Sloan. The evening was spent
in playing games after which a most
delicious two-course luncheon was
served.
Mr.. G. A. Searls delivered hogs at
Bookings Saturday.
Several from North Brookings at
tended the Kline sale on Tuesday.
Mrs. L. O. Larson spent Tuesday
with her daughter, Mrs. Clare Searls.
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SATURDAY, FEBRUARY 26, 1916

the FeeQ barn IN BrOOhlnSS,
on
SATURDAY, FEBRUARY 2e, 1916
Sale commences at 1890 o'clock sharp
10 Head Of Horses - 10
Bay gelding s years old, weight
1900. black mare Z years old. VT.
1000, sorrel pony II years old, VT.
700: bay colt coming 8 years old; 2
sucking colts; 2 grey yearling colts;
sorrel yearling colt; grey sucking colt.
Farm Machinery and Vehicles
buqeies; light buggy; new truck
wagon; wagon and rack; l rack; corn
binder: cutter; Deering sweep rake;
Decring hay rake; breast collar buggy
harness; 2 single harnesses; horse
CLIPPER; lawn mower; Velie 40-hOrse-
power car; REQ 22-horse-power car;
lawn swing; about 100 blu. of potatoes;
cream separator; a lot of household
goods and other articles too umerou
to mention.
Terms of Sale-All sums of $1,000
or under cash. All sums over $1,000
time will be given to Oct. 1st, 1916, on
good bankable paper at s per cent
interest, No property to be removed
until settled for.
D. M. Lorenzen, Prop.
J. VI. Stewart, AuCtioneer
Farmers National Bank, Clerk.
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PU BLIC SALE
Duroc-Jersey Sows-Holstein Cattle
TUESDAY, MARCH z, 1916
IltLIdIIU. .. u.
35 - Top SoWs - IS

Holland. S. d.
35 - Top SoWs - IS
All Cholera Immune
Guarantee: Every Sow guaranteed
to be safe in pig. Pedigrees furnished
with each SOW.
6 Holsteins-Bred to and sired by
the great young sire King Korndyke
Veeman Vale.
Horses matched teams will also
be sold. One team, black mare and
gelding, weight $500, 10 years old com
ing IL; one team iron gray geldings
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PUBLIC SALE

Having decided to move to Mon
tana, | will sell at public auction at
the Lorenzen Feed Barn in Brookings,