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Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1916-06-20
Miss White Wins in Final at Meta.

WILMINGTON. Del, June ,o.--Miss
Susanne v. White of Baltimore defeated
Mrs. William Newhall. Philadelphia, yes
terday in the final round OF the women's
Delaware state tennis tournament. Ga.
81. Miss White will meet Mrs. J.
Saunders Taylor of Wilmington In the
challenge round today for the state title.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1916-06-20

Rocky Mount. 1; Newport News, o 1--we in.
nings: rain).
Portsmouth, 8: Norfolk, 4.
Hopewell Petersburg; rain.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1916-06-20

The Secretary nine was beaten in the
Home Club League by the Patent team
by to 3. Secretary got a run each IN
the first and second innings and Patent
scored one in the third. That was the
last time either got men over the plate
until the seventh, when four of the
Patent club crossed it. Whalley OF
Patent pitched splendid ball. only two
hits being made off his delivery and
eleven men going down on strikes.
Beuhler of Secretary held Patent to
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1916-06-20
Miss Bjurstedt Is Defeated.

MILAN and ELI whitney won the Old
Dominion mems doubles tennis cham
pionship here yesterday, defeating
Richard Tunstali and Hugh whitehead.
Carlton Smith and Miss Vlorence Ballin
|defeated whitney and Miss Mollie
Bjurstedt In the mixed doubleA
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1916-06-20
NATIONAL LEAGUE.
YESTERDAYS RESULTS.
AMERICAN LEAGUE.
New York. z; Cleveland, 9.
(No others scheduled
NATIONAL LEAGUE,

Philadelphia, 8; Brooklyn, 2.
New York-Boston-Rain.
st. Louis, .; Cincinnati,
tOnly three scheduled.)
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1916-06-20
National League Games.
Phillies Defeat BROOKLYN.

BROOKLYN. n. T.. June 2o.-Phila-
deiphia won the first game of the series
with Brooklyn yesterday. to 2. Two
contests had been scheduled. but the
continuous downpour during nearly
every inning of the first game caused
the eecond to be postponed. A double
header is billed for tomorrow.
Alexander and Pfener each allowed
nine hits and the fielding was remark
ably good under the conditions. Lu-
derus'. home run over the right-f1eld
wall, after Whitfield had singled in the
seventh, won the game. The score:
Philadelphia. o o o o %
Brooklyn......... o o q o 1 %
Two-base hits-Bancroft. Aowrey. Meyers.
rhree-bsse hit-wheat. Home run-Luderus.
Stolen bases-Niehon, Olson (2t. Daubert. Sac
rince hits-NiehoS. Mowrey. Sacrifice dy-My-
ers. Double play-0'Mars, Olson and Daubert.
Left bases-Philadelphia, 4: Brooklyn. 10.
Bases bslis-0n Alexander. 2: OF PfeHer. 2.
Earned runs-on Alexander. p; on Prefer. 8.
Hit By pitcher-By Alexander tMeyers). Struck
out-By Alexander, o: By Pfener. 9. Cmpires-
Messrs- Byron and Quigley. Time Of gsme-2
hours and Is minutes.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1916-06-20
soUTHERN AssOCIATION
VIRGINIA LEAGUE,

Atlanta. L; Nashville. 0.
Mobile, o; Memphis. 4.
Chattanooga. Q; Birmingham, I.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1916-06-20
TEXAS LEAGUE

Waee. 3; Beaumont, 0.
0alveston. 8; Dallas, ..
San Antonio, Z; Shreveport, 1.
Houston, /; Fort Worth. O.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1916-06-20
SOUTH ATLANTIC LEAGUE.

jacksonville. 4: Augusta. o.
Macon, 8; Columbus. 4.
Charleston, g.; Columbia. 2.
Albany, 8; Montgomery, L.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1916-06-20
SCHEDULES.
AMERICAN LEAGUE.
TODAY.


TODAY. TOMORROW.
Washington at Phila. Washington at Phila.
New YORK 1t Boston. New York ut Boston.
Cleveland at Detroit. Cleveland at Detroit.
Chicago at 81. Louis. Chicago At st. Louis.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1916-06-20
MINOR LEAGUE RESULTS.

AMERICAN ASSOCIATION.
Louisville. 4: Milwaukee, 2.
St. Paul, 8; Toledo. o.
No others scheduled.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1916-06-20

NORTH CAhOIINA LEAGUEs
AshsviIle. Z: Durham, Q.
Charlotte, Z; Greensboro, ..
Winston Galem, 10; Raleigh, L
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1916-06-20
NATIONAL LEAGUE.
TODAY.
TOMORROW,

TODAY. TOMORROW.
Boston at New York. Boston at New York.
Phila ct Brooklyn. Phila. at Brooklyn.
Cincinnati at Chicago. Cincinnati at Chicago.
st, Louis at Pittsburgh. st. Louis At Pittsburgh.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1916-06-20
EASTERN LEAGUE.

All games postponed; rain.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1916-06-20

four bingles, not a poor days work for
hurler by any means.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1916-09-16
HEROIC GIRL SAVES HER FRIEND.

the side of the pool and losing her
balance, slipped and fell in.
Not until Mary Cottingham failed
to rise to the surface did the girls
become frightened. An alarm was
sounded. Hester Cottingham, small
sister of Mary, ran to Mary Calhoun
and exclaimed, "Mary, save my sis
ter"
without a thought for herself and
in spite of the fact that the body
could not be seen, Miss Calhoun hero
ically dived in. The water in the pool
was unusually dark that day and it
was impossible for Mary Calhoun to
see and she was unsuccessful. A sec
ond dive also proved fruitless. But
Mary Calhoun is not the kind to give
up and a third dive was made.
"This time she caught the drowning
girl under the arm, and brought the
apparently lifeless body up. Although
Miss Calhoun is strong it was with
some difficulty she brought the heavy
body in reach of help. First aid was
applied until the ambulance came with
the lungmotor. Mary Calhoun did
not realize that she had saved the life
! of Mary Cottingham until her many
friends began their congratulations
and praises.
"Mary Calhoun has only been swim
ming eight months and in that time
has saved two lives, and she is only
IA years old. An amusing incident
is told about how she learned to swim.
In joking way she told a bunch of
girl friends that she could swim and
the girls accepting her statement de-
manded a demonstration. A strong de-
termination seized her and she jump
ed in either to swim or drown. She
swan, and has been swimming ever
since.
"The 14-year-old heroine is a stu
dent of South High School"
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1916-09-16

Many Pensacola friends will read
with interest of the heroic deed of
Miss Mary Calhoun, who recently
saved the life of friend in Houston,
Texas. Miss Calhoun's mother is a
sister of Mrs. Josephine Rupert and
Mrs. William Farinas, and was born
and reared in this city, where she has
many friends and relatives. Miss
Calhoun will be awarded a Carnegie
medal for her bravery. She is a very
beautiful girl, and the Houston Post
carries striking picture of her, and
the following story:
ITO swim or not to swim is no
longer a question that battles the
minds of youths. 1t has been answer
ed in the affirmative.
When one thinks of the brave Ia
year-old Mary Calhoun who by hel
skill in swimming and diving, saved
Mary Cottingham from drowning
when she accidentally fell in the poo
at South Junior High School, one
sees why the question has ceased Il
be puzzle.
"The accident occurred on tn,
morning of August 8, when a part!
of young girls were enjoying swim
Miss Cottingham could not swim S,
avoided the deep water. According :.
those present she was walking alont
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1916-09-16
RULES FOR SHORT
STORY CONTEST.

There is a great deal of interest in
the announcement made by Miss Fan
ME Caldwell, of tie short story con-
test which will be a fetaure of the
Escambia County Fair, and the fol-
lowing rules governing the contest
are published for the benefit of those
interested:
The stories must be not less than
fifteen hundred words nor more than
three thousand words.
Each story must be typewriter, on
one side of the paper, and placed in a
sealed envelope.
The name of the author must not be
placed on the manuscript, but in a
separate sealed envelope, which must
be enclosed with the story The name
of the story should be. placed on the
outside of the envelope as well as on
the story, for purposes of Identified
ton.
Literary quality as well as plot con-
struction will be factors in the
decision of the judges who are
Mrs. Nellie Cravey Gilmore and Miss
Celia Myrover Robinson.
All stories should be mailed to Miss
Fannie Caldwell, manager of the
woman's department of the Escambia
County Fair, not later TIM October
18th.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1916-09-16
People and Events p:
By Celia Myrover Robinson
THE CROSS ROAD

The journeys far to reach star,
But worth while when you've won it;
The best Of earth is little worth
If one must rest upon it,
And, after all, to risk fall
Is better than to fear it,
For we prize most what has the cost
OF Effort to endear it.
"Ad astra" is the sign to show
The traveller the way to 60.
Now Heavens way seems long today
And side paths are alluring,
With song and smile us to beguile
From what we are enduring.
But lest we trip and make slip,
Well heed how we begin it,
For one can ride to He'll inside
Of just about a minute!
"Facilis descensus" is
A danger sign we should not miss
-Eldridge Denison.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1916-09-16
EXAMINATIONS FOR
PUPILS Of HIGH
SCHOOL MON DAY

Prof. Ross Rogers, principal, an
nounces that special examinations for
uncompleted subjects will be held the
week beginning September Is, from
9 a. m. to II, in the annex to the old
No. 1 building, opposite Lee Square
subjects should avail themselves of
this opportunity.
The schedule for the examinations
is as follows:
Monday, Sept. 1s-English; Miss
Loftin in charge.
Tuesday, Sept. 19-Mathematics;
Mr.. Goulding in charge.
Wednesday, Sept. 20-Latin; Miss
DeSilva in charge.
Thursday, Sept. 21-Commercial
subjects; Mr.. Tyler in charge.
Friday, Sept. 22-History aHd
French; Miss Suter in charge.
Saturday, Sept. 23-- Domestic
Science; Miss Carter in charge.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1916-09-16
UNIVERSITY OF FLORIDA

Professor P. H. Rolls, director of
the experiment station and dean of
the college of agriculture, attended a
meeting of the board of control in
Jacksonville Monday. From Jackson
vile he went to Fort Myers on off,
cial business.
A daughter was born to Professor
and Mrs. J. R. Watson August 10th.
She was named Muriel.
Miss E. C. Shaw, secretary of the
experiment st. tion, is pending .
week with Mrs. P. H. Rolls :. Buena
y-Eta
John M. Scott, animal industrialist
to the experiment station. snd Stat
ford Burgess, agent for Alachua coun-
ty, went to Micanopy Tuesday to look
ut some dairy cattle and Poland China
hogs.
S. E. Collision, chemist to the ex-
pertinent station, is spending his an
nual vacation in New York and Ohio.
He will tour New York state with his
brother, N. C. Collision, chemist in
the Geneva, New Yerk, exl eriment
station.
r. N. WI or, of the Ur:teo States
bureau Of entomology, s.ce1.t the lat
ter part Of the week in Lake and and
Lecsburr in an erdesvtr to recover
parasites which were liberated in
those sections some time ago. An eff
fort is being made by the department
| to import parasites that will attack
the fall army worm, velvet bean cat
erpillars and other caterpillar pests.
DR.. A. A. Murphree, president Of
the University, and family returned
last Friday. They spent the summer
in Nova Scotia and Canada. Mrs
Murphree's health is much improvem
as result of the trip. They returned
by boat to Jacksonville.
C. L. Willoughby, professor of ami.
NAL industry in the college of agricul.
ture, spoke before a farmers institute
at Tallahassee on Friday.
C. K McQuarrie, state agent for the
extension division, was in Manatee
county the first of the week. He at.
tended the farmers institute in Tai
lahassee on Friday and Saturday Of
last week.
Mr.. Price, manage of the Armou,
Packing Plant in Jacksonville, visited
the University Wednesday annd had 9
conference with John M. Scott, ami
NAL industrialist to the station.
Mr.. w. A. HARRISON, field botanisI
of the Arnold Arboretum of Harvarc
University, spent couple of day.
this week locking over the experiment
station grounds in search of new spec
linens of plants for use at Harvard.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1916-09-16

which means you can accept it as
authoritative.
It's velour de laine in the most
popular of colors-dregs of wine.
The long coat is full skirts and cut
on military lines; the fur which is
seal, put on the uneven lengths of
skirt in squares rather than in a
band. The muff is the football type
and the adjustable collar the last word
in modishness.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1916-09-16
MISS MORENO EXPECTED
HOME.

Miss Margarita Moreno is expect
ed home on Thursday from Montgom-
cry, where she is the guest of Mrs
May Steiner Crommelin, Miss Moreno
has also been the guest of her broth
er and friends in Washington, and
spent several weeks in Waynesvine
N. c. She was among the young
women from Pensacola who attended
Columbia University earlier in the
season.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1916-09-16

dies, but none seemed to give any relief.
Then | got a free sample of cuticura
Soap and Ointment and after the first
application the itching sensation ceased.
/ bought more, and after using about
three cakes of Cuticura Soap and two
boxes of Cuticura Ointment l was en-
tirely healed, and my hair is growing
nicely" (Signed) J. r. Middlebrooks.
Mayheld, Ga, March 8, 1916.
In purity, delicate medication, and
refreshing fragrance, Cuticura Soap
and Ointment meet with the approval Of
the most discriminating. Cuticura Soap
Is ideal for everyday toilet use.
For Trial Free by Return Mail ad-
dress postcard: "Cuticura, Dept. FL,
Boston," Sold throughout the world.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1916-09-16
FOR MISS
ZIRKELBACH.

One of the many beautiful affairs
that have been given for bride-elect,
Miss Ernestine Zirbelbach, was linen
shower given by her friend, Miss
Katie Hartman, at her home on South
Reus street, Thursday night.
The game of hearts was played, the
prize being won by the bride-to-be.
Delicious refreshments were served
during the evening, and Miss Zirkel-
bach's and her girl friends spent a
very delightful evening.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1916-09-16
GUESTS OF MISS
TAYLOR.

Mrs. Thomas Motion and daughter
Miss Gertrude Motion, arrived Thurs
day, and are the guests of Miss Lille
Taylor, at the Old Mill Inn. Miss
Motion was a very popular debutante
of last season in Birmingham, and
will make a charming addition to the
members of the younger set.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1916-09-16
Phone So
PREMIUM BOOKS
DISTRIBUTED.

Miss Fannie Caldwell, manager of
the woman's department of the Es-
Gambia County Fair announces that
all premium books have been sent
out and requests that anyone not re-
ceiving one of these books, may Sc
cure one by writing Miss Fannie
Caldwell, or phoning $40.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1916-09-16
FOR ARMY
SURGEON.

Friends of DR.. de Roulac Moreno
will learn with much interest that he
has recently passed the examinations
for entrance in the army, as sur
geon.
DR.. Moreno, who has been studying
medicine in Washington for several
years, spent last year in the Chill
dren's Hospital, as an inferno.
He is a son of Mrs. S. A. Moreno
and has a great many friends here
who are much interested in his sue
cess.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1916-09-16
MISS GREEN EXPECTED
NEXT WEEK

Miss Vera Green, wNo has been
visiting in Washington, D. c.,
Waynesville, N. c., and Alexandria,
Va. is expected home next week. Miss
Green was also the guest of her
brother and sister-in-law Mr.. and Mrs.
L. C. Green, in Jacksonville, Fla.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1916-09-16
RETURNED TO
DOTHAN.

Mrs. Hubert Moog and little son,
Hubert Moog, Jr., have returned to
Dothan, Ala, after spending the sum-
mer here as the guests of Mr.. and
Mrs. A. Moog. Mrs. Meog has always
been very popular in Pensacola and
found the summer delightful socially.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1916-09-16

badly that ! could hardly
rest, and | scratched them
and they festered. My
hair began to fall out
gradually, and at times in
punches, and il became
thin, fifeless, and dry until
the whole top of my head
was almost bald.
sGT 1871 ,,z,-;n,.- -.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1916-09-16

and Mrs. w. C. Barrineau Thursday.
They were en- route to Flomaton,
where Mr.. Franklin Geek will take the
train for his home, Dallas, Tex.-Mo-
limo Advertiser.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1916-09-16

Your new fall suit will have fur
on it-you won't have a chance in a
hundred of missing fur collar or fur
cuffs.
Every new model seems to be be-
furred. Notice the one I have sketch
ed here-it is one of the advance
fashion hints" from Fashion-Art
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1916-09-16
! TO CENTURY
| DANCE.

III ZEN Oh1
DANCE.
Messrs. w. A. Finlay and Jake Cur
tbs, Of Pine Barren; Mr.. and Mrs. NJ.
Sennple, of Molina; Miss Romano
Langford, of Pensacola, and Miss
Alice Rhodes, of Century, motored to
Century recently to attend a dance
given by the young people. Misses
Langford and Rhodes were guests of
Mr.. and Mrs. Semple.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1916-09-16
HAS SCALP TROUBLE
MADE YOU BALD?
Use Cuticura and Your Hair Will
Grow as Mr.. Middlebrooks' Did.

81 noticed an itching sensation on my
scalp and my scalp became covered with
tiny red pimples. The pimples itched so
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1916-09-16
PERSONAL MENTION

Judge E. C. Grove and Mrs. Grove
and two daughters, leave Monday for
Birmingham, after spending some
time at the Old Mill Inn.
Mr.. Archibald M. Withers, who
has been spending some time in Birm-
ingham, is now among the Pensa-
colians at Tate Springs, Georgia.
Mrs. A. C. Binkley is enjoying a
very bright visit in Cincinnati and
Columbus, Ohio.
Mrs. L. A. Bell left last night for
Orange, Texas.
Mrs. Warren Anderson and family,
who have been spending the summer
on the bay shore, have returned to
their town house, on West Gregory
street.
Mr.. and Mrs. w. E. Craig and chill
dren have moved up from the bay
shore, and are again occupying THEN
town residence on North Barcelona
street.
Mr.. and Ms. C. F. Geek, of Pensa
cola, and their son, Franklin, of Dial.
las, Tex, were visitors at the beauti
full home (Oakhurst Manor) of Mr.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1916-09-16

Miss Fannie Aiken left last night
for New York, Washington, Balti-
more and other eastern cities, where
she will visit relatives and friends, re-
naming until December.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1916-09-16

Mrs. A. c. Binkley is enjoying a
very bright visit in Cincinnati and
Columbus, Ohio.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1916-09-16

Mrs. E. c. Bostwick and children
arrived yesterday from Elverton, Ca,
to join Mr.. Bostwick, who has resided
in Pensacola for the past two months,
being connected with the traffic de-
partment of the Pensacola Electric
Company.
Mrs. Bostwick and children have
been visiting relatives in Georgia.
Mrs. Carrie Eld~idge, house mother
of the Pearl Eagan Home, leaves to-
day for Mobile on a visit to her
daughter, Mrs. Essie Fowler.
Miss Dimple Mcmillan, after spend.
ing a few days with Mr.. and Mrs. M
Semple, returned to her home in Pen
sacvola Saturday afternoon.
Mrs. G. J. Morgan and daughter
Miss Tessie, returned to their home
in Pensacola Sunday after spending &
week at the home of Elvis Morgan
here.-Molino Advertise.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1916-09-16

Mrs. L. A. Bell left last night fol-
Orange, Texas.
The fool-killer., 1916-06-01
GET UP A CLUB, MISTER.

Well, boys, I've tongue-lashed
everything else can think of just
now, and I'm going to change ends
with my mouth, and talk good to you
fe llows who have been helping me
along. I can spin the yarns and man.
ufacture the sassy talk, but l can't
get it circulated without your help
must depend on my friends to show
the paper to their friends and get up
clubs.
A great many editors offer prem
iums to club raisers, but the price of
The Fool-Kill is so low that I can't
give premiums. The premium business
is a rather Cheap John" sort Of game,
anyway, and prefer to put the paper
down as low as possible and let it
stand on it's merits. have been going
it that way for several years and it
has been success, and see no reason
for making change.
My regular club rate gives every
body q very nice reduction (giving
them the paper at fifteen cents each)
if ss many as five will club together
Now, friends, just for the fun of the
thing, show this copy to a dozen Or so
of your friends and ask them to SUBJ
scribe. Get in crowd of fellows who
like some thing funny and read them
a few pieces from The Fool Killer, and
I'll bet at least half of them will say,
II want that paper for a year,
Every blessed one of my present sub
scribers can get up club of FIVE Or
more if they will just half try. Please
do this little favor for me, friends. I
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of my gizzard.
The fool-killer., 1916-06-01
STATEMENT.

OF the ownership, management, cir
culation, etc., required by the act of
Aug. "a, 1912, Of The Fool-Killer, pub
Hshed monthly at Boomer, N. c., for
April, 1916.
Editor, James L. Pearson, Boomer,
N. G..
Managing Editor, James L. Pearson,
Boomer, N. G.
Bus. Mgr, James L. Pearson, Boomer,
N. G..
Publisher, James L. Pearson Boomer,
N. G..
Sole Owner, James L. Pearson, Boom
er, N. G.
(signed) JAMES L. PEARSON, E.
Pub. and Owner.
Sworn to and subscribed before me,
this the 18th day of March, 1916.
W. r. HUBBARD, Notary Public.
My Commission express Jan, 26,
1918.
The fool-killer., 1916-06-01
Let Us Talk 1t
Over

Well. dear sinner friends, this is
Che Fool Killer.
How does it set on your stomach?
If you like it, you can get more at
headquarters.
The Fool-Killer is not even forty
Neventh cousin to any other paper on
earth.
It stands in a class by itself, and
It's field is as broad as the English
language.
This paper wears no bell, muzzle
collar or halter.
You can put that down to start
with.
I am the fellow that works at the
pump-handle on this pungent period
ical of thrilling thought. I print only
what I write; I write only what l
think; and I think what I doggon
please.
I own this entire establishment,
and Rockefeller isn't rich enough to
buy on share Of it.
Does that sound strange?
Well, bless your soul, [ am great
deal richer than old John.
never travelled any to speak of, but
1 have read a great deal and have
thunk some.
And then I started The Fool-Kii1-
er just to quiet my nerves and keep
the old press from geCtlng rusty.
From the seclusion of these wooded
hills there will go forth each month
q. bundle of literary dynamite that will
shake the rotten foundations of socie-
ty and cause the Church of Mammon
t, at least turn over in it's sleep.
The Fool-Killer is a monthly Mus
tard-plaster for the blood boils of So
ciety, Church and State.
It is salted with wit, peppered with
humor and seasoned with sarcasm
Every line cuts like whip, and
every word raises blister.
If you are a fool you had better not
subscribe for The Fool-Killer. If you
are wise you will. And so that settles
it.
The fool-killer., 1916-06-01
More Power.

After giving gasoline fair trial and
not being very we'll pleased with re-
suits, I politely walked out and bought
me 12-horsepower steam engine to
pull the machinery of the Fool Killer
plant, including presses, pump for
water supply, and dynamo for electric
lights. With plenty of wood and water
of my own right here on the place, I
hope the power problem is about set
tied. Am building another fifty-foot
wing to my new office for power-house
and machine-shop. viii show you a
picture of all my new buildings some
day before long.