The Marietta journal and courier. (Marietta, Ga.) 1909-1918, 1916-08-04
Japanese SchooIboy Gets Line
On Johnny RudasM of Canton

| learn 1acts or invasion. SAID facts,
follows:
Local warriors arrive hilltown and
look for sufficient level ground for
play game, but unable do so. Fin
ally great idea come to Rudsilly. At
| bottom Main street, what run up and
! down hillside, repose fish pond.
Sharks in fish pond make play dan
gerous and Rudsilly have same re-
moved to dry dock which are only
/ dry place in Canton. This are re-
quired for fear sharks swallow sub
| marines what Rudsilly intend use
for play but water happen not be
| sufficient deep, and divers suits next
idea come to Rudsilly. No use either.
| Rudsilly run around so much air
hose get tangled. Spectators kick also
for fact car not tell who on base,
except Rudsilly who run around SO
you always tell MIN.
After argument proceed like Rud-
silly run round, and not get any
where, it suggested fish pond be
drained. When all water removed
mud prove another factor for pre-
vent game, until Rudsilly begin u.s.
uai sputter hot air like years output
Fords all start at same time In
| tense sputter hot air go Mr.. Prophet
LIjah one better for Rudsilly talk
SO much ground actually blaze. Mr..
| editor | require no answer to fact
removing water and burning mud by
Rudsilly are equal to affair of Moses
who move Red Sea, and Prophet Lii
Jah and Prophets of Bale arson case.
Finally again, all are now ready
for warfare and vaudeyillian act of
Rudsilly, who furnish amusement for
all games so as keep congregation
from charging for sit through two
hours and watch limitation ballbase
by untamed gents. Are it not fact,
Mr. Editor, last summer before play
game Rudsilly tell untamed gents
I'VE got to beat that team today"
and when Marietta gents arrived I'M
tanned gents mistake orders and rap
on dome of visitors with big stick?
| require no answer.
After wade through long line chief
product hillside village all | able
learn from story are score I to /.
This are like needle in bale hay. Next
game won by Marietta warriors hard
ly mentioned. Score 4 to 3, and
Advance rag say there no other fea-
lures" Last mentioned must refer
to vaudeville act of Rudsilly He
must not give performance or big
chunk of chief product hill village
would been in Advance rag.
Information are warriors hill vii
! lage and Marietta now stand two and
two and Hague conference are call
ed for decide if necessary go Mexico
or Nerdun for next slaughter bull.
| beg pardon for too much argu-
ment but | wish ask few questions
about Advance rag, what supposed be
newspaper
Mr., Editor are it fact Advance
| rag unable locate news in hill vii
tase sufficient cause prescriber re-
move rag from Ford tool box what
use Tor mail box? This question
from me because of fact Rudsilly pos
sess motor driven paper cutter for
clip news from newspaper like Ma
cietta Journal.
Harry Haynes, competitor for col
lar wash, say Canton got one good
| thing. Same he claim are jitney buss
line what allow gents who afraid die
before train arrive get out of hill viii
| lage before doing So
| unable locate anything in Ad-
vance rag what | not read before in
real newspaper so l close for this
time. Before doing so l remember
ad. in Advance rag what say IF you
had ten million dollars what would
you do!" Mr.. Editor, if l happen
be so lucky go in strong for charity.
First thing | would 90 be buy Rud-
silly for what he think he worth. For
same pay ten million down and give
notes for balance.
Hoping you are the same, l am,