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The Brattleboro daily reformer. (Brattleboro, Vt.) 1913-1955, 1916-10-13
A RELIABLE UNDERTAKEN.

He can be had here and services
rendered will comport with the dig
nifty of the occasion. We attend to
every detail at prices always salts
factory.
The Brattleboro daily reformer. (Brattleboro, Vt.) 1913-1955, 1916-10-13

c. r. ALDRICH, M d. Hours: 1870 to
2.30, 70 s. Office phone, 165.W house
l65.R. X.ray work specially.
The Brattleboro daily reformer. (Brattleboro, Vt.) 1913-1955, 1916-10-13

DIR. II. L. WATERMAN. Office Abbott's Bid,
Elliot S. Hrs, 10000, G.3O-S, Tel. 42.N
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PROFESSIONAL CARDS.


DIR. II. L. WATERMAN, oace Abbott's Bldg,
Elliot 81 llrsr l.3O.3.OO, Coos, Tel. 42-W
W. II. LANE, M. d. 1T Main ST. over
Perry's store. Hours: l 20 3, and to 3 D..
m. Sundays by appointment. Phone, 7S9.W
Residence Belmont Ave. Phone, 7s9-R.
DIR. HENRY TUCKER. Residence, IL Grove
St, telephone, 255. Office, Leonard block
Hours: 100 to 3, and TO 8. Telephone
COW,
c. r. ALDRICH, NJ. d. Hours: 1890 to
230, 7 70 s. Office phone, 165.W: house
lo5R. May work speciality.
Or. G. B. HUNTER. ONCE at residence
West Bratteboro. Hours: 8 20 o a. m; to
2, and $50 to p. m. Telephone, 3ls.
DIR. II. p. GREENE Physician and Surgeon
Office, Bank block. Hours: $50 10 10 a. M
! to 9, and to s p. m. Residence, IS Green
81. Telephone connection.
@. R. ANDERSON Surgeon and Physician.
bwgGry a specially. ofice and residence
Brooks House, 1913 Main ST. Hours: until 10
a. m; to 2.30 and 9 TO 8 p. IN. Phone, 246
DIR. Z. R. LYNCH, Surgeon. oRco, Park
Bldg, rooms l and 3, telephone $40. Office
hours. until 9 a. m, TO 2, and Z to - D. m. /;
Melrose hospital telephone 2Ul, e. 10 a.
m. Residence, l4l Canal ST.. telephone III
sundays by appointment only.
B. Z. WHITE, NJ. d. General practitioner) =.
Othce rooms, 4 and 6, Crosby block Hours
z TO a. m. TO Q, aud TO p. IN. Resi-.
dence. 20 Grove 81, Telephone, III.
L. ID. RITCHIE, v. M D., Veterinary, Medi.
cal, Doctor and Surgeon. Office and hospital,
81 Pine st. Phone connections. o zen day or
night.
JORDAN SON, optometrists. ] Elliot st.
Specialists IN the correction Of de "ctive Wis
ion. Examination; TO IL a. M 20 TO 5 %.
m; Saturday evenings, Z to 9 Ap continents
~ your convenience. Tel. S3-sL.
DIR. A. I. MILLER. Hooker lIock, BrattIe.
boro Ofhce hours: TO 8. 1 to 2. CSC to 8.
DIR. G. q. WHEELER, osteopat!ic Physician.
10 Crosby block. Office hours 10 to ~ a.
m, 20 4 p. m. Other hours by appoint.
ment. Telephone connections. Chestnut Hill
DR.. GRACE w. BURNETT, Physician and
Surgeon. Market block. Eli st. Office
hours; $50 70 $50 q. M Is to $50, and
q TO p. m. Telephone, 744-W
W. R. MOVES, M. D., Eye, Ear, Nose and
Saturday evenings. Other hours and SUNDAYS
by appointment. Appointments for glasses 1T
ting made by mail or phone. American Bldg
JOHN Z. GALE, Attorney at Law. Guilford
W. Ielephone. 302.W.
HAsKINs scHwENK, Attorneys and
Councillors at Law. Bratteboro, VI.
FRANK E. BARBER, Attorney at Law
room z, Crosby block, Brattleboro.
ROBERT G.. BACON, Attorney at Law
Room 10, Ullery Building Brattieboro.
o. B. HUGHES. Lawyer Telephone, 739.w
JAMES E. HELYAR, Surveyor and Contract
ing Engineer. Tel, 392-W.
BARRoWs & CO, Wholesale and Retail
Dealers In Goals Of all kinds. Office, 81 MAR
st, Brattleboro.
BOND & SON. Exclusive undertaking. Au
tomobile service. Tel. 264.W.
The Brattleboro daily reformer. (Brattleboro, Vt.) 1913-1955, 1916-10-13

DIR. HENRY TUCKER. Residence, IL Grove
St. telephone, 255 Office, Leonard block
Hours; $50 to 3, and Z to 8. Telephone,
cow
The Brattleboro daily reformer. (Brattleboro, Vt.) 1913-1955, 1916-10-13

CALLS ANSWERED ANY HOUR
of the day or night at our undertake
ing shop. When death steals away one
Of the family it well to know where
TO find
The Brattleboro daily reformer. (Brattleboro, Vt.) 1913-1955, 1916-10-13

Or. @. B. HUNTER. ONCE at residence.
West Brattleboro Hours: 8 20 a. m; l TO
2, and $50 to p. m. Telephone, 31s.
The Brattleboro daily reformer. (Brattleboro, Vt.) 1913-1955, 1916-10-13

W. II. LANE, NJ. D. III Main St. over
Perry's store. Hours: l 20 3, and to 3 y.
m. Sundays by appointment. Phone, 789.W.
Residence Belmont Ave. Phone, 7sg-R
Scranton Wochenblatt. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1865-1918, 1916-08-10

-unter 3antbippen. Srau:
~Sasen's mir nur, Srau Nadbarin,
miifen oenn sic ii9 nit Sbrem
Ranns uu4 iopieI drssrn, ols i9a
Die dnbere: IRA. i'd erit. :. mas
tpifen benn Sic. uno nod boSu
bic @erisbenbeit ben meinem! 0sns
Ten sic ii4 nur, mas er mir geitern
eemadt bat! Sd tomme in Streit
nit ibm u, nebme ben Seppi9tlOpfer,
er retiriert untsr's 8stt. :. uno ipor
mduierlitab. :. na9 q puar StunOe
purbe mir Die 3tube gu bunt. . i9
f9au unterm 8ett na9. bate Der
5eiglins elm God bur9 Die 9iele pOrs
bereitet unb mar bur9's qarterre in
cine 9neipe peri bnunoen!"
= MitIeio. @ait (Oer ii9 auf
ben Sut zines anberen seieBt batte):
.2l9, oos arme 8is9erl! 9a bobe
i'd ia gernoe bic tleine GIisee totges
briidt, Die ouf Sbrsm 6ut iub!"
Scranton Wochenblatt. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1865-1918, 1916-08-10

= 2ei@tjinnig. qrOfeHOr
(nad0sm er einsm 9ettIer Elm Sc
i9ent segebsm: rglber, armer Maun.
Sic linO ia gang srtroren! Mie Sic
nur aud bel Der SGIte ohne PeISs
mautel frrtsebeu tsnnen!"
-8iSinalbd a bnli9ss. Pafs
logier: Der 3ug BON 9d4sbo4
trifft aber gar ai4t fabrplaumGbig
ein."
Perrpnbiener: rSa. mas moinst
Se, mer psroe mega Sbne no q
5ubrpIdnIe bruda Iafe, penn Sbr
aufs 3a9ls net pdrte pelIst. no gems
gdt Sbr 6oIt boiin!"
Saruh. @ermittIer (5ur
nIten Sungfer): ~Seute if elmer Ou.
Der intereiiert ii9 iebr fir Sic, fei
BEN oiirften sic aud ii6er Slid
1dbsn, sr trast eins farts ountls
8rihe!"
Scranton Wochenblatt. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1865-1918, 1916-08-10

Sn 9sfrIf9att. 5rdus
lein Gum Stubenten): sSbr 6rsuno
iit tolOhaI i4ii4iern!"
so, NIT bem miiFsn sic iebr
grobs @souIb baben. Der perlpbt ii4
seipObnIi9 erit nad Der oehntsn 5la'
i4e!"
= prompte austunft.
5err: ,@obnt pier i'm Sauie nidt
Elm Ssrr iSii49"
$50, i'm spsitsa StOd ppbnt elmer,
E. beibt aber SerinsE
- Sosbbeate. Gruu (au ib'
rem Manne, Der, per auto aur Saso
gsfabren, eben nod Sauie tOmmt:
.Ra, mas brinsit 9u mitg"
,3pei SunOs, cine 8abe unb elm
Ssrfsl! Quss feIbft iibsrautsIt!"
Scranton Wochenblatt. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1865-1918, 1916-08-10
Sat nno Nurp5p.

Sic trafsn iid auf Der Strubs:
-pot". ioete Murpbp, ~oos @etten
TIT bod cine i4Iedte @nserObnbeit!"
- r9uns setpib, Murpbp", sntses.
nets Pot. naber pieio9" r9u
isnnit bod Gaitisun9" - raIlsrs
binss". - Pun, fubr Murpbp
fort, ~er fpettste nit mir I'm sinsn
S9iling sssen elm @las Bier, oab
ib tein 81 nteri4luden t0nnts.
pbne Die Sdale Su oerbrebsn". =
Limb bait Su bic @stts psrIOren9"
froete pat. - Rein, pot, i9 babe
fis sstppnnsn!~ antipOrtsts Murpbp.
= nDas boit 9u bsnn fir 8um,
mer9" - pa6, bus 81 mudt mir
4ummer", ftobnts Murpbp. rDsnu
id berumTprinss, perbe i9 ss ger.
brsden uub mir ben Massn nit Der
Sdale ssrfdneioeu. uno ipsnu i9
mid ftilIpsrbolte, iperoe i9 ss auss
briiten unb bas Stiiden ipiro mir
ben Masen ssrtraBsn".
Scranton Wochenblatt. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1865-1918, 1916-08-10

9osbaft. 9i4ter: r0ente
Dir nur, ib Idrisb Dem aIten MiilIsr
Elm Ssbidt gum iieb5isiten 9eburtss
fsits, unO aIs ih es ibm porIas. ba
lr:inte er".
Sreunb: nWar es benn 10
idIs4t9""
mmIerbumpr. T. 8umm@
Ter gum anberen, ben er aus Der
SdnapsfIoide trinten iiebD: -Ree,
Gbs, biit Ou nod tinbifd9! gfu biit
0u idOn Oierais Sabre unb trintit
nod aus Der SIai4e!"
SrudfebIer. Der Sob
isiner Srau bate ben paderen
S9mieoemsiItsr arg mitgenommen;
er perbrndts feline Sage nur mod in
oumptem Sin B Jmmern.
Scranton Wochenblatt. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1865-1918, 1916-08-10
9rudfebIer.

- 9rudfebIsr. Nas benz
Isits Sur beiOuOersn 3ierbe ssrsi9ts,
mar Der rei9gei9 m n tie 9amenfIpr.
-Grauen pom beute. Dame
(5ur Freunbim: pDas iebs ih2
9u totettisrit nit mernem Wiann! 9a
muB id ibn mir ipirtli9 einmaI nds
Der anieben; sr ideint aIiO bod ni6t
10 sang uninterthant gu isin!"
= 9m! Ro9tpGdter: .SOren
sic, Stpsi Stunbsu Iiesen sic f9on
ba, ipplIsn Sic ni9t Iieber na9bauie
seb'n9"
8struntener STUDENT (bsr nidt
msbr auffteben tdnn): ~Wia i9 ia
- borde nur, OBJ Die lIntersrunobabn
nod fdbrt!"
Scranton Wochenblatt. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1865-1918, 1916-08-10

- GinfaIi. Sunse (Oer feline
Sdpeiter iiberraift. tpis iie nit ib'
rem @eltebten in enger llmarmung
am Sofa iibD: So Elm OrolIiser
@infal, ii9 auf einem M6beI Sus
iammsnauprsTen, ipenn man oo9 bic
gonSe groBe Stube CUR 9erfiiguns
bat!"
-8Osbaft. r3u meiner Sper
Iiefert mir Profefor SumbOIo ben
SeTt".
limb iper Die Muiit24
Scranton Wochenblatt. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1865-1918, 1916-08-10

- 9os Opfer. Serr gum
&Ommanbanten elmer Jeuerpebr(:
.Sbr geruf fOrbert 10 man4ss Op>
fer. -"
..Ra, un6 OBJ! gleuIib fiB' i4 10
redt semiitIid bel elmer sebratenen
Spanlau - auf einmaI blafen +
5tuer!"
= @trtsbIuss RefIerion. n.
@prsrit mill bas @pi9 @eiblide
nidt Iiben bleibsu; mad Der SOd3eit
ipl es Der Monn ni1t.
Scranton Wochenblatt. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1865-1918, 1916-08-10

-SsiIun9. 9uGbise (Sur &6s
dim: rSte iiBen idOn tpieber am
Geniter. um nu3 Sbrem gbauffeur
gu duseIn, uuO ben 8raten perben
Sic anbrennen laIien!"
mmGiir9ten Sic nidts, end' Srau;
benz Seroe pibme i9 msin lintes Has
ienIod, mein re4tes Der StraBe. q"
-@r Bat redt. Sante: Pun,
grnit, ibGmit 9u Did benn gar
ni9t9 Su biit idOn 10 alt uno
bIetbit pieber fiben."
~aber Sante, &otts 1T nod pisI
alter. uno papa iust, Die bIsibt be-
itimmt fBen."
Scranton Wochenblatt. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1865-1918, 1916-08-10
Sas iit bic annit.

Serr 9idmspsr: sd m6dte
Elm Bib = 10 bis an bic 8nie unb
bon Der Gsite seiebsn."
Pbotosrapb: ~qdrbpn, Bel
Sbrer 6isur mD6ie i'd Sbnen BON
tiinitleriIden Stanbpuntt aus ras
ten. -"
Serr 9tdmeper: .sl6 mas,
tiinitIeriib! DAB man rel ben ieBis
gen Slsii9prsiien 10 ausIeben tann,
oas 1T Die &unit!"
Scranton Wochenblatt. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1865-1918, 1916-08-10

Rad benz 2 Sbeatsr. Der
Romiter ioa bod gar ni4t bsIiebt
Iein, unb bO9 5at man ibn porbin
auf ben S9uItern nadbuuis setras
gen..
ppSas lit ia gsrooe bic 9osbeitl
Gr bummeIt ndmli6 germ bic gladt
our9; ubsr ipenn er einmaI i'm 8anne
ieirss Sousoru9enS 1T. oarf er ni9t
msbr irss!""
Scranton Wochenblatt. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1865-1918, 1916-08-10
gsm Sanen.

8enn's i6Iddbc 86bber a hdIb.
Ser 8anoerer iid MID freio.
Ses Sd)bads iidI manber a NIB a b
Sn bieier beiern 3eib.
@as mnn6er @rarie ausbdIb.
So ip6rtlidb punOertar.
Sab uieI ben ~Surhhritt" offb b,
50 .Sennern" ionnentlar.
Bie feline SaiGyeu subdIb
Nein Snsel, bas is 1raus,
8enn ihn be Gngit MID C. b b al \.
0anu bnoet Stobn 5rbans.
SrS' Sraudlen freib iif, tpeuu ie
SieI @drbifaftedIb er bdIb,
San 8ebaibeer iG lieipe,
Ser @eibrdee bebdIb.
Scranton Wochenblatt. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1865-1918, 1916-08-10

Gm G66pfinsstaes, als Der Serr
@eipruden iein mddtiaes ~gSerbel-
S6uf er i'm ih6nen Yaraoies
Sas berrIidite SIedden Der erbe.
Rit Bergen unb Seen, NIT SeIb une
BaIb,
Rit $iereu ruo lahenoeE 8iefen
llnb Sbit unb ipunoerbarem Bein,
Sod nllr cirem gienihen'Hieien.
ad. GSam. eliidlid1 tparit bu allein,
Su iparlt borum gu beneibenl
@eniigte bot idon elm eir5ia 8eib,
Sir's Yarabies 5u uerIeioen.
Scranton Wochenblatt. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1865-1918, 1916-08-10

8erubiSsub. Serr: ~Was!
60 Ipdt in Der Rodt betteIn Sic
Rpd9"
lBsttler: r8sru6isen sic iid nur,
Ssrr. Sd babe 10 n Saasi6liihel!"
&otb.DcrblIte. Yro>
fsiipr CpOrtrl9sEo): rWleine Qers
r,a. Mosiau pnc Die Stoot in Rhba
!arb, Gle ole SaIiauisn Der 5rsibeit
Uol, YlpoIeOp aug benz 5ruer gsbOIt
hHl'
Scranton Wochenblatt. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1865-1918, 1916-08-10
Spliiter.

DirtIi9 itarts Hatursn rednen
nit Dsm Slide gor uidt.
Srausn, bic i'm Gbetonaert ni9t Die
srFs 9ioline ipielsn oiirfen, freut
msiIi bic sanss Muiit ni4t.
Gs iif erhaunlih, ipis pieI 9eiit
nno S9nrfiinn bic RenIdsn autse'
tpanbt babsn, nm mauts Dummbsi'
ten gu re9tfsrtisen.
Scranton Wochenblatt. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1865-1918, 1916-08-10
- 6 in Mil6erungsgrun6. D.
,gBie pur's in Der S4ule, GarI2"

- y in Wt behring's sgru1l b.
rDie mars in Der S9ule, 8arl2"
~ausgesei4net, Iiebe Mlutter!"
rSu liigit! sd babe gebDrt. Oab
Su priigel 6etommen bait!"
rSa, Die baben uber ni4t ipeB
setan!"
auftIdruns. Griter Bod,
fii9: .Sait 9u nal eine mOberne
9eidihte 9eIeiena So9' mir OO4.
pie iino bic ei9eHtIid9
3tpeiter 8udfii9: rRa,... ipeibt
Su... bas Fnb 9efdi9ten, mo 9u
am @nbs INNER slaubt. lie fam
nod gar ni1t aus iein!"
= @nttGut9t. 9ouer lin
einem Reitaurant Der Reiioena Macs
cnroni eHenb): ~Su Elm SdpinbeI,
10 penis auf Dem Seller uno alIes
1T bobl!"
Scranton Wochenblatt. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1865-1918, 1916-08-10

Ri9ts au modeu. @uf
lin elmer Wirtf9utD: rGnti9ulbi'
gen sic, mein !perr. SCnnen sic
mid niat nal ms. SeIspbou beran'
lofen2 sic ttsbsn fdon iibsr 5ipans
sIg Diinuten Ooppr, Obne Elm Wort gu
fPreden".
.Sut mir IsiO, mein Ssrr; aber i'd
iprefe nit meinsr 5rau".
Scranton Wochenblatt. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1865-1918, 1916-08-10

= Posfie unb Profa.
S9psifer ddpirmeriia iinsenb):
n2ieben unO seIiebt gu tperben, 1T
Oas bOdite Slid auf @rOen".
9ruoer: ~Ru, bas muBt 9u ia
tptfsn; 9u lisbft ben 2eutHnnt unb
pirit seIiebt BON Dem iunsen Nans
ne bon RsBsr unb S6bne, Der etpig
erfrprene SGnoe bat.
Scranton Wochenblatt. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1865-1918, 1916-08-10

0pttpr: SnGbiss Srau, Sbr
2eiben riibrt bon elmer GridItuns
Der. 8abridsinIi9 einmoI ben SaIs
redt entblObt sebabi9
Grau: Ssrr 9ottor! SHE Sis's
nur gIsid piHen SD bltt' gum
letten Sbeater mein'n 8rinonts
f9mud psreeHen.
Scranton Wochenblatt. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1865-1918, 1916-08-10
MibaGadttg aompli.

IT D 3 U II . " Ut II
ment. nDieie proGitulIs 2ono'
i9aft, Der 9eIan9 Der Ru9tiguLsH =
an. es 1T berrIib!"
~Gn Sbrer Seits, mein 5rGulsin,
pereebt mir SOten unS Ssbsn!"
= SIN arartsn6auA. rSs'
ben Sic nur, in bieIsm Soolt iHe
lauter eifsrne YsttItellsn.
paba, od Iis9en ssipib lautsr
S9pertrauie."
Scranton Wochenblatt. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1865-1918, 1916-08-10

.2tb, - ieben sic Oo, - Die reis
de @itpe 6rou b. Wtiiller, : Boz
ron b. Stein foll ia tpirtIi9 Biz iiber
bic Sbren in iie DerIiebt iein!"
~Na ia, er lit ia aud bis iiber Die
Sbren peri9uIbet!"
Scranton Wochenblatt. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1865-1918, 1916-08-10

Batter, beut nadt boB ih ges
trGumt, id mar i'm 2uftballon bod.
gsflp9eu unb barn 'runtsrsefoaen
unO 9'rabe auf unieru NiTtbaufsn."
.9eroammtsr 9en9sl, Du boft
bod ni9t ettpu Define nsuen Soien
on9sbabt2!"
Scranton Wochenblatt. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1865-1918, 1916-08-10
Sdnaberbiipfel.

Sas @uIleIu is Sranibeit.
Sie Oh is oas Spital
llno bas 8eiberl is Der &oftor,
Ssl iuriert ben ihperlten SAL.
Scranton Wochenblatt. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1865-1918, 1916-08-10
Srinfer . SdjiitteIreim.

Die berrIid ipGre elm Sumpen Bier,
@enn man aud piirbe pumpen bier.
Scranton Wochenblatt. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1865-1918, 1916-08-10

SrtspoIi3tit gum S9uISeD:
-'s 1T bic bO4iie 3eit. baB Der @es
meinbes2Irref in Srbnung gebradt
pirb, Serr @Oriteber. Mun mub ii9
ia rein iddmen, lpenn man nal si>
nen beferen StruI6 iiBen bat"
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1916-03-27
PELLAGRA, NEW STRANGE DISEASE

Recently two deaths are said to have occurred near
Albany from pelagra disease which DR. Harvey Wiley,
in current magazine declares is more to be feared than
leprosy."
The public health service of the United States has been
investigating the subject of pelagra of which there were
$4,000 cases in 1915, ten per cent of them fatal
"a new and strange disease" writes Dr. Wiley, which
causes 1900 deaths in year cannot be looked upon with
indifference Yeti is one which may be readily controlled
1t is not an incurabe disease 1t is neither contagious
nor infectious 1t is disease which faSens itself upon
a system which has not been properly nou1ished The
healthy human being who has opportunity OF choosing
his food in reasonable abundance is not likely to suffer
from papellagra."
The results of the Public Health Service experiments
indicate preventive for the disease-namey diet con-
tanning plenty of protein People who live largely upon
carbohydrates are likely to incur peagra which, says one
physician lis not disease within itself but an expression
of metaboc perversion without single foreign cause
The technical language may be Interpreted SIMPLY:
Eat plenty of proteids-whch is to say meat milk butter
eggs beans and peas 1t is not the cOnprOducts in them
selves which are responsible for peagra They are good
food 1t the absence Of the protenbeang which ought
to 90 with the corn and other grain products
Dr. Wiley says vegetarans can avoid pelagra by eat
ING plenty of beans peas whole wheat bread and milk
This an easy enough solution from the hygenc point
of view There is still the economic question Of how the
people who have been contracting the trouble such large
numbers are to enough to enable them to buy the
proper food.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1916-03-27
LIVING ONE HUNDRED YEARS

specialist who declares there more centenamans
in the world than the general public suspects, and that
there ought to be good many than there are lays
down the following rules for long living:
"Be moderate
"Do not worry"
"Take plenty of sleep"
"Have lots of exercise
EAT plenty of sugar rice peas fruit potatoes bread
and milk
Eat sparingy of fish and meat"
almost any person with healthy constitution and
following these rules could live to be hundred" says
this authority
Sir James CrichtonBro the celebrated English
physician has declared that it is good working hy-
pOthisis to regard the natural life of man as 100 years.
These eminent authorities thus remove all excuse Tor
death at the early age Of so or 80.
The patriarch who has attained his three score and
ten" is but blooming youth with at least 30 years OF
hard hustle before him.
But these specialists who talk earnedy are, after
ALL only theorists Neither of them have attained to 100
years himself
For more thousands of years than can be computed
men have made their principal concern to live just as
lone as they can Precious few in modern times at least
have succeeded in passing 100 years So the secret cann
he as simple as it is seemingly made to appear.
And really it doesn't matter as much how long we live
as how we'll we live.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1916-03-27

An compelled to stand with our pistol
hand unable TO make play;
An the courts of law, we in sorrow saw
bacMu the moral game,
An we dasSent make protestin
break, through a wholesome fear 0
the same.
Tae CHEEKY uoisa of tne ol '-time boys
was drowned by the church 5 bell,
The voice o prayer riz up in the an
instead o the whiskey yell;
An we heerd the cries OF the school
kids rise an echo along tde stream
An the sportiu games on the hot'foot
danes winked out as q pleasant
dream.
All the boys are gone, have mcandered
ON, have scattered to other parts,
On the oil hillside lie few that died
i reckon from broken hearts;
An my race near run, | m tue only one
that 5 left to await the end,
An till Gabriel 5 horn I will sit an
mourn the ruin of Bobtail Bend,
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1916-03-27
MT. PLEASANT NEWS

Geo. and Eddie Zimmerman, Of Sub.
Unity, spent the past week visiting at
the II. SEM home
W, X. Ray made a business trip to
Albany Tuesday.
Frank Hlbbeman and wife and Mar
guerite Ryan and Lula Clark motored
to Salem Saturday.
Mr. and Mrs. Dave Aegerter and fam
lily are the proud owners of Ford.
II. X. Shank and wife called at the
Mrs. H. Shank home Wednesday.
Miss Ada and Ben Thayer, of Scio,
spent Sunday with Mrs. Floyd Shel-
ton.
Joe and Arnold SEM called at Ed
Smith 5 Sunday.
Maud Smith and Roxana Smith were
| Sunday guests of Angeline Ryan.
Eldon Griffith called at Ona Smell
ton S Friday.
John Huber and If. R. Shank visited
John Bender OF Blue Den Monday
Mrs Nick Zimmerman and daughter,
| Mamie, visited at the ii. SEM home
/ Tuesday.
Yes Downing and sous, Harry and
Clyde. and Mrs. Henry Freitag aud
children were Sunday visitors at the
Lee Downing home.
Mrs. II. Shank and daughters enter
tanned Dora Smith and Eftie Cora and
Elmer Ray Sunday.
/ Frank Habberman and wife, and viii
Ryan and Crystal Shauk attended the
play at the Star theatre Friday even
! ing,
II. SEM and wife spent the weekend
lat Nick Zimmerman s.
joan Flick called at Ed Smith 5
/ Monday.
Miss Grace Shank and b. T. Lambert
were Scio visitors Monday
Andy Rauscher and sons motored to
| Dave Aegertey S Sunday.
/ f. y. Hottinger was seen bringing his
new oakland home Friday.
The Mt Pleasant Sunday school was
re-organized sunday. and with new Of
ficers promises to be good year for
it,
Mr. Geddes. the county surveyor, was
in this vicinity the past week, sur.
veyiug.
Mr. and Mrs d. Townes gave a sing.
ing at their home sunday evening. A
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1916-03-27
Defense viii Demand
ReOpening Of Case

Oroyire, Cal, Mlr a7.-Although
jury argument is scheduled to start to.
day in Rev. Madison Slaughter trial
ON charge of attacking Gertrude Lam
son, aged Is, the defense was ready to
demand re.opening of its main case
when Judge Gregory went on the bench,
The pastors lawyers wanted TO pro
duce new witnesses to offset testimony
given last week which strongly indieat-
ed Gertrude LamSon was at Slaughter 5
residence November l3 aud Il, last, tae
dates of the alleged offcnses. ...
When that matter is disposed of, Dis
triet Attorney Leonard will open the
argument for the state. According to
present arrangements. arguments will
close Wednesday and the case should
20 to the jury late Wednesday or early
Thursday
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1916-03-27
THE RUIN OF BoBTA1L BEND
By James Barton Adams.

BY James Barton Adams.
In the early day, in our own wild way,
we hurried the time along
In our western style an in manner III
admit wasn't quite bong ton,
But the life we chose was our own, IN
those who thought it was somewhat
rude
Had the right to skate, to pull their
freight to a moraler latitude.
Now | wish to say, in emp0atic way,
an with honest intensity
That we'v seed the end of fun at the
Bend-the fun we used to see
Fur the moral wave that has come to
save the camp from sinful end
Has proved the ruin, the whole uudoin
of pleasure at Bobtain Bend
We could drink our booze in way pro.
fuse. an buck at the faro games.
An pound the floor till our hoots were
sore, a,swiugin the dluce-house
DANES,
An we'd scrap an fight to our hearts
delight with our other innoGent
sport,
With never q fear We would have to
square ourselves in the justice
court.
II man should scoot down the final
chute that leads to the by an by,
After lelhm mis- soul through pis-
toled hole, there WASH t no hue an
cry,
But we'd plant him deep for ctarnel
sleep in q respectable sort o way
Au 40 on spree to his memory-an
fOrgit the thing in day.
But the railroad come with the beatin
drum and the smgin Salvation
gang,
An the hills all round with the ruin.
Gus sound of eucroachin' piety
rang,
An the eager throng that is drug along
in the wake of the hoss Of steam,
Como a.pouriu in to that nest O. sin
in a rather unWelcome stream.
We was crowded back from the pro
gress track in a damnably shame.
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