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The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1916-01-28
IS CHILD CROSS,
FEVER|SH, SICK
Look, Mother! If tongue is
coated, give "CalifOrnia
SVrUD of FiuS."

Children love this fruit laxative"
and nothing else cleanses the tender
stomach, liver and bowels so nicely.
A child simply will not stop playing
to empty the bowels, and the result is
they become tightly clogged with
waste, liver gets sluggish, stomach
sours, then your little one becomes
cross, half-sick, feverish, don't eat,
sleep or act naturally, breath is bad,
system full Of cold, has sore throat,
stomach-ache or diarrhoea. Listen,
Mother! See if tongue is coated, then
give a teaspoonful of California
Syrup of Figs" and in a few hours all
the constipated waste, sour bile and
undigested food passes out of the sys.
tenn, and you have a we'll child again.
Millions of mothers give California
Syrup of Figs" because it is perfectly
harmless; children love it, and it new
er fails to act on the stomach, liver
and bowels.
Ask at the store for a 50-cent bottle
Of California Syrup Of Figs" which
has full directions for babies, children
Of all ages and for grown-ups plainly
printed on the bottle. Adv.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1916-01-28
BEST OF CANDIED FRUITS
Many Delicious Varieties That May
Be Put Up at This Time of
the Year.

Sea sonable fruits for preserving juss
NOW are sickel pears, sections Of or
anges, bits of pineapple and grapes. A
strip is made from two cupfuls of
sugar, one cupful of water, and one
eighth teaspoonful of cream OF tartar.
This is boiled until it will make soft
ball when tried in cold water. Then
the fruit is dropped in sufficient to
cover the surface of the strip. In
about ten minutes this should be
skinned out and more fruit put in
until all is cooked. Tender, juicy
fruits may not take quite ten minutes.
while hard pieces like pineapple will
probably take longer. Care must be
taken not to puncture the outside COW
ering of any sweet, juicy fruit, as the
strip will not candy if the juice be-
comes mixed with it,
When all the fruit is cooked it
should be drained and allowed to lie in
graduated sugar till dry.
Amber jelly is another delicacy out
Of the ordinary that can be made at
this time of year. The ingredients are
one grapefruit, one orange. one lemon
and granulated sugar The fruit is
peeled, being careful not to remove
the white pulp with the skin. This
must be saved for the pectin (jelly-
making substance) it contains.
After peeling, the fruit is cut into
lengths, removing the white center Of
the grapefruit, which is very bitter.
The pulp with the skin Of the orange
cut fine is measured, and to each cup
ful of pulp a cupful of water is added.
This is put over the stove ard boiled
for five minutes. Then hot water is
added equal to o1e-quarter the amount
of water originally added. When this
comes to a boil the kettle is removed
from the stove and the contents meas
ured. To five cupfuls of the pulp four
cupfuls Of sugar is the right proper
ton. This is boiled for as minutes,
then poured into jars and sealed
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1916-01-28
WOMEN SUFFERERS
NEED SWAMP-ROOT

Thousands upon thousands Of women
have kidney and bladder trouble and never
suspect it.
Women's complaints often prove to be
nothing else but kidney trouble, or the
result of kidney or bladder disease.
If the kidneys are not in healthy con-
dition, they may cause the other organs
to become diseased.
You may suffer great deal with pain
in the back, headache, loss of ambition,
nervousness and may be respondent and
irritable.
Don't delay starting treatment. DR..
Kilmer's Swamp-Root, a physicians pre-
scription, obtained at any drug store, re-
stores health to the kidneys and is just
the remedy needed to overcome such con-
ditions.
Get fifty cent or one dollar bottle i'm
mediately from any drug store.
However, if you wish first to test this
great preparation send ten cents to DR..
Kilmer & Co., Binghamton. N. Y, for
sample bottle. When writing be sure and
mention this paper.-Adv.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1916-01-28
Couldn't Win cadetship.

Although during war time the stand
ard of the entrance examination for
army cadetship has been slightly low
cred, it would probably even so prove
too severe a test for some of our pub
lice men, the London Chronicle OBJ
serves. When the duke of Edinburgh
passed as naval cadet the prince con-
sort sent Lord Derby the papers done
by his son
AS | looked through these" the
prime minister wrote on returning
them, q could not but feel very CRATE
full that no such examination was nee
essary to qualify his majestys min
listers for their office. as it would Sc
riously increase the difficulties OF
forming an administration"
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1916-01-28
Delicious Sweet Scenes.

Whole wheat flour, one pound; lard
or butter, two ounces; sultanas, one
ounce; carbonate of soda, three-quar-
tiers of a teaspoonful; tartaric acid.
half a teaspoonful, free from Jumps;
buttermilk or sweet milk, one tea
cupful; golden strip, one teaspoon
full (about two ounces). Put -four into
a basin and thoroughly mix in the
butter, sultanas, soda and acid. Pour
the strip into the milk and add this
to the dry ingredients, working it into
smooth dough. Knead as quickly
as possible, roll out to half an inch in
thickness, cut in rounds.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1916-01-28

Before an Insurance Company will
take risk on YOU life the examining
physician will test the urine and re-
port whether you are a good risk.
When your kidneys get sluggish and
clog, you suffer from backache, sick
headache, dizzy spells, or the twinges
and pains of lumbago, rheumatism and
govt. The urine is often cloudy, full
Of sediment: channels often get sore
and sleep is disturbed two or three
times a night. This is the time you
should consult some physician of wide
experience-such as DR.. Pierce, of the
Invalids' Hotel and Surgical Institute,
Buffalo, N. Y. Send him 10 cents for
sample package of his new discovery
"Anuric." Write him your symptoms
and send a sample of urine for test.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1916-01-28

The story of Philip and the Ethio,
plan eunuch presents at once an illus
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1916-01-28

good and hope every suffering woman
will give them a trial."-Mrs. ANNA
KELLY, TO Chestnut Street, Burling.
ton, Wis.
The many convincing testimonials con-
stantly published in the newspapers
ought to be proof enough to women who
suffer from those distressing ills pecu-
liar to their sex that Lydia E. Pinkham's
Vegetable Compound is the medicine
they need.
This good old root and herb remedy
has proved unequalled for these dread
full ills; it contains what is needed to
restore woman's health and strength.
IF there is any popularity In
your case requiring special ad.
vice, write the Lydia E. Pink.
ham Medicine Co. (confidentialls
Lynn, Mass, for free advice.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1916-01-28
Rat0rf.

An English bank clerk, who mag
ined that no one was as clever as he.
was recently on a visit to the south
of Ireland. 1t was this young mans
greatest pleasure to hold up the
natives" to ridicule on every pos
sible occasion One morning when he
was out for a stroll with some of his
friends he met boy leading a very
thin horse along the road and called
out:
Say, Pat, why don't you get inside
and fill him out?"
81 would, sir" said Pat, "if his
mouth was as big as yours -Ex-
change.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1916-01-28
New Laundry BAD.

An ordinary wooden coat hanger
forms the top of this cretonne laundry
bag. The top is curved to fit smooth
ly over the hanger. A slit from the
top half way down the center of the
front is bound with ribbon and forms
the opening. The hook of the hanger
is bound with ribbon and finished with
a bow. This style of bag is much SUI
perior to the drawstring laundry bag
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1916-01-28
cornmeal and Salt to Clean.

Any light wooden material may be
cleaned by this method: Mix corn
meal and salt in equal parts. then
spread out the material or garment on
a white cloth on the kitchen table and
cover it with the cornmeal and salt
mixture. When it has been on for a
short time, cover your clothes brush
or scrub brush with soft white cloth.
and go over the entire surface of the
garment. After it has been brushed
thoroughly, shake well and hang in the
open air. The same process may be
used with white docskin gloves.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1916-01-28
RECIPE FOR GRAY HAIR.

To half pint of water add OF. Bay Rum,
small box of Barbo Compound, and a OF. of
glycerine. Apply to the hair twice week
until it becomes the desired shade. Any drug
gist can put this up or you can mix it at
home at very little cost. 1t will gradually
moves dandruff. II is excellent for falling
oair and will make harsh hair soft and glossy.
It will not color the scalp, is not sticky or
greasy, and does not rub off.-Adv.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1916-01-28
WHY :ANURIC"
Is AN INSURANCE AGAINST SUDDEN DEAIH!
Sufferers from Backache, Rheumatism and Kidney Trouble

Experience has taught Dr.. Pierce that
"Anuric" is the most powerful agent
in dissolving uric acid, as hot water
melts sugar; besides being absolutely
harmless it is endowed with other
properties, for it preserves the kid
neys in a healthy condition by thor
oughly cleansing them. Checks the de-
generation of the blood-vessels, as well
as regulating blood pressure. "Anuric"
is a regular insurance and life-saver
for all big meat eaters and those who
deposit lime-salts in their joints. Ask
the druggist for "AEuric" put up by DR..
Pierce, in 50-cent packages.
DR.. Pierce's Favorite Prescription
makes weak women strong, sick
women well. No alcohol. Sold in
tablets or liquid
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1916-01-28
Score One for Sandy.

Pat and Sandy were discussing the
merits of their respective regiments.
and each one was of the opinion that
his own was the best. Why" said
Pat, "whin our colonel is dismissln US
he says to the officers. Fall out. glntle-
men," That disna coont Tor
muckle." replied Sandy. Gin cor col
onel wis tae say that, a the regiment
Wad IA DOT"
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1916-01-28

SI3 FOR Show TO Make 1t Having pro
cured from physician of S5 years success
full practice, 13 of his favorite prescriptions
either of which you would pay your family
physician not less than 81. will mall you
both acute and chronic troubles including
cancer, gallstones. tapeworn. skin diseases
tobac Geo habit. summer complaint cholera
morbus. malaria. grip. Write your name
and address plainly incosing 81 bill or
o money order and ! will mail you 10 pre-
Alvasia ST.. Henderson. KY.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1916-01-28
Annie SponCe,

Soften one-third of a box of gelatin
IN one-third of cupful of cold water.
then dissolve it in one-third OF a cup
full of boiling water. Add one cupful
Of sugar, stir over boiling water until
dissolved, then add the juice of one
lemon and one cupful of unsweetened
apple sauce. Let stand until It begins
to thicken, fold in the stiffly-beaten
whites of three eggs. beat until white
and frothy, turn into ring mold and
place on ice until firm. Unmold and
serve with sweetened whipped cream
in the center.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1916-01-28
FOR BABY RAsHEs
cuticura Soap Is Best Because SO
Soothing and Cooling. Trial Free.

If baby is troubled with rashes, &C.
zemas, itchings, chafings or hot, irri-
tated skin follow Cuticura Soap bath
with light application of Cuticura Oint-
ment to the affected part. Nothing so
soothing, cooling and refreshing when
he is fretful and sleepless.
Free sample each by mail with Book.
Address postcard, Cuticura, Dept. L,
Boston. Sold everywhere.-Adv.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1916-01-28
Cruel to Cows,

BILL see Mrs. Addie F. HOWE of
the School of Agriculture at the Uni
versity of Wisconsin says COWS have
souls and respond to music when
milked.
Jill-But doesn't Addie think it cruel
to brighten milk out of poor COW
like that?-Yonkers Statesman.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1916-01-28
HaIibut au Gratin.

Take five pounds of fresh chicken
halibut, peel off skin and take out
bones. Cut into small pieces, put in
roast pan, season we'll with salt
cayenne pepper. table sauce, one-half
pound melted butter and one gill
sherry wine. Bake about Is minutes.
When ready, mix the fish well with
three pints of cream sauce. Put in
baking dishes, around it a border of
mashed potatoes, on top some grated
cheese and bread, small piece fresh
butter. Bake in hot oven for ten
minutes. Serve very hot.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1916-01-28
Words Chance Meanine,

Our great-granddads often referred
to their oyerCoats as ''bangups." This
word has 4 different meaning now, just
as slump" was used at Harvard 70
years ago to denote a funk by stu.
dent. Now it is commonly employed
of stocks
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1916-01-28
Thick Headed.

Yeast-Doctor Pearl, the noted poul-
try authority of Maine. says that a
hens egg is similar to the human
skull with regard to variations in size
and shape.
Crimsonbeak-But the similarity
ends right there. The average hu
man skull is so much thicker.-Yon-
kers Statesman.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1916-01-28
Possibly True.

links is an awful liar. He says
he's never spoken cross word to his
wife in the whole ten years they've
been married" THAT doesn't prove
him a liar Evidently you've never met
his wife. or you'd know that it would
take a brave man to speak cross
word to her"
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1916-01-28
Good Guess.

What sort of play is this we are
about to see?''
Il can give you some idea of it. The
first act shows the heroine in negli-
gee, smoking a cigarette and reading
a novel as she reclines in her boudoir.
Say no more. It's an adaptation
from the French of somebody or
other"
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1916-01-28
Her NnfiAn.

Mandy, you seem to have mighty
fine husband"
yes, indeed, All has. mum, but some
times All cayn't help wonderin' how
fine he would a-been eff he'd been
unfortunate enough to have married
a woman who wasn't strong enough
to wo'k."
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1916-01-28
Ginger Puffs.

Beat one egg we'll, add one-half cup
full sugar, one-half cunful molasses.
one-fourth cupful melted butter. one
half cupful warm water, two cupfuls
of -four sifted with one teaspoonful
each of cassia. ginger and soda and
one-half teaspoonful salt. Bake in in
dividual tins.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1916-01-28
Needed ReSpife.

81 see there's lull in the European
war"
That ought to prove great help
to the war correspondents"
How so?"
"They will have an opportunity to
devote their undivided attention to
writing sob stuff about ruined cathe-
drals.'
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1916-01-28
Nature Work,

why do you take camera when
you go fishing?"
Why, old chap, the fish are such
slow biters l can take time exposure
ii them swallowing the hook
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1916-01-28
Delicious Meat EIavorino,

Garlic vinegar makes meat rich and
tender and gives it delicious flavor
that is hard to define. 1t is made by
placing in quart bottle small gar
lie. which is replenished as the vine
gar is used. Pour into the pores of
the meat as much vinegar as it will
absorb, then brush over with olive
oil
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1916-01-28

tration of effec-
tive personal work
in soul winning
and the portrait
of a model seeker
and a model Chris.
tian. 1t is safe to
draw lessons from
such an incident
since it is so near
to the fountain
head of Christian
history and SO
manifestly con-
trolled by t h g
spirit Of God. The
e u n u ch stands
forth as a model
80 o.oaIlenoa both
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1916-01-28

The Reason.

Druggists refund money if PAZO OINTMENT
fails to cure Itching, Blind. Bleeding or Pro.rud
ing Piles. First application gives relief soc
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1916-01-28
Fish Hash.

Place pound of salt fish in dish on
second cover of stove with cold water
to cover After it soaks a while
change the water again and let it
Just steam, but not boil. About or
boiled potatoes. Chop all together
and fry in pork fat till brown. Moist
en- a little with milk.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1916-01-28
Imnortant Omissions,

Shall we go to this particular re-
sort?"
We'll, don't know. The booklet
plays up strongly on the sunset, the
rainbows, and the cloud effects, but
contains very few specifications as to
the beds, the bath, and the fodder"
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1916-01-28
Smoked Salmon canapes.

Cut the salmon to fit small rounds
of buttered toast, season with pep
per and heat thoroughly. Serve with
a garnish of watercress. 1t is well
to cover the canapes while heating
them, otherwise the salmon may be-
come too brown. They are good appe-
Tiers
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1916-01-28
Novelty Potatoes.

Chop very fine one quart cold boiled
potatoes. put them into saucepan
with one cupful cream, two table
spoonfuls butter, salt and pepper, set
on fire, stir until hot, then turn INTO
baking dish Cover with bread or
brick oven.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1916-01-28

Cupful of sugar, two tablespoonful
flour, small piece Of butter tmeltedl,
grated rind and juice of one lemon,
yolks of two eggs, one cupful milk,
whites of two eggs beaten stiff; bake
in one crust for 45 minutes in very
slow oven.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1916-01-28
Rare Pojse,

''Incalculable wealth is represented
by the men seated around that table. "
"Astonishing!"
However, | can't help admiring the
sang-froid of the head waiter who Is
looking after the details of the ban
Quet."
''Yes?"
He couldn't be more condescend
ing if he were the representative OF
a foreign government here to borrow
a billion or two"
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1916-01-28
Cocoanut Cups.

One-half cupful cocoanut, one cupful
sugar. one cupful milk, one egg, one
tablespoonful butter. one teaspoonful
vanilla, two cupfuls of flour, two tea
spoonfuls of baking powder Beat
we'll. Fill creased cups half full and
steam one hour. To be eaten with
whipped cream.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1916-01-28
GINGER Cookies.

Two cupfuls of molasses, one cup
full sugar, one cupful shortening, one
cupful water, two teaspoonfuls soda,
salt. teaspoonful ginger, flour to make
dough. Will make six dozen cookies.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1916-01-28

Real merit of any kind cannot long
be concealed: 1t will be discovered,
and nothing can depreciate it but q
man exhibiting it himseIf.-Chester,
field.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1916-01-28
Easy.

She's the limit at flirting with soda
water clerks"
How long can she keep up the fir
tation?''
"Oh, about five sodas."
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1916-01-28
For Sandwiches.

To make a good sandwich filling
take one cupful of whipped cream,
pinch of salt. little lemon juice; and
one-half cupful of nut meats. Mix and
spread between thin slices of bread
Mothers Magazine.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1916-01-28

Nothing so obstinately stands in
the way of all sorts of progress as
pride of opinion; while nothing is so
foolish and baseless.-J. G. Holland
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1916-01-28

Crank-Jack Speed, our boss base
ball catcher. is playing in vaudeville
this winter.
Fiend-Well, judging from his bat
ting average, he won't make hit.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1916-01-28

DuC I'll LSE L q X II 3
Lydia E. Pinkham's
We G q Bile Com
pound Tablets and
using two bottles of
the Sanative Wash
I am fully convinced
that I am entirely
cured of these trou-
bles, and feel better
all over. / know
your remedies have
done ma worlds IF
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1916-01-28

Tace the stone which hit to its
source and you will find. nine times
out of ten, that it was thrown by
friend"
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1916-01-28

It is better to suffer wrong than
to do it and happier to be some
times cheated than not to trust
Johnson.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1916-01-28
knew the Seat of Trouble.

Patient--"Oh. doctor. have ter
ribly tired feeling all the time!" Ply
scian-"Let me see your tongue, ma.
dam. "-Judge.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1916-01-28

If some men possessed a clear title
to a mansion In the sky the first thing
they would do would be to mortgage
il
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1916-01-28

A nations welfare depends on its
ability to master the world; that on
its power of work; and that on its
power of thought.-Theodore Parker,
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1916-01-28
She Mas Riuht.

Fortune Teller-You will marry q
light man.
for the gas ompany.-Harvard Lam
poon.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1916-01-28
Ec.Zena Kills Eczema,
Not Like Him,

Let us prove it. Accept no substitute. If
your Druggist does not have it, write to
Ec-Zene Co., St. Paul, Minn.-Adv.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1916-01-28
Why Pessimist Is Not Loved.

The trouble about being a pessimist
is that the oftener your Judgment
proves correct the less people like
you.