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The Brunswick news. [volume] (Brunswick, Ga.) 1906-2016, 1916-10-13
A THOROUGH TEST.
One to Convince the Most Skeptical
Brunswick Reader

One to Convince the Most skepticaI
Brunswick Reader.
The test of time is the test that
counts.
Doan's Kidney Pills have made
their reputation by effective action.
The following case is typical.
/. Brunswick residents should be con-
WINGED
{ The testimony is confirmed the
proof complete.
/ Testimony like this cannot be ig-
nored.
! Mrs. Anne E. Lamb. Parkwood, Ca,
says: 81 suffered all the time from
dull nagging backaches. 1t was i'm
possible for me to turn over in bed
nights and mornings / was so lame |
could hardly dress myself. My kid
neys were sluggish and didn't act
regularly The kidney. secretions were
highly colored and contained sedi-
ment. One box of Doan's Kidney
Pills, procured at the Atlanta Phar-
macy, entirely removed the backache
and other pains. | haven't had any
badk3che or cramps lin my limbs
since and my kidneys act regularly. y
Over three years later Mrs. Lamb
said 81 feel that the good health
possess would not be so were it not
| for the good Doanas Kidney Pills
have done me-"
Price soc. at all dealers. Don't
simply ask for a kidney remedy-gei
Doan's Kidney Pills-the same thai
Mrs. Lamb has twice publicly recon-
mended. Foster Milburn Co., Props.
| Buffalo. N Y. "a
The Brunswick news. [volume] (Brunswick, Ga.) 1906-2016, 1916-10-13

FOR SALE-Sweet Pea and Pansy
seed. Pansy Plants, Bulbs, Hyacin-
tbs, Chinese Sacred Lilies, Narcissus'
Tulips, Easter Lilies Fresias. AS
am at school till two o'clock can on
ly answer phone and make deliveries
after that hours Hugh S. TAFT, phone
20.
The Brunswick news. [volume] (Brunswick, Ga.) 1906-2016, 1916-10-13

Every suit a new one at $500 less
at Wood-Bailey's.
The Brunswick news. [volume] (Brunswick, Ga.) 1906-2016, 1916-10-13

business is money maker 30 x 3
non-skid castings at $5.2S. Small CAPT
tai required. Better write men about
it at once Address f. p. James, 1883
broadway. New York City. 10 10
The Brunswick news. [volume] (Brunswick, Ga.) 1906-2016, 1916-10-13
SPECIAL NOTICES.
~~~~~~~~-~~~~~

FOR JUSTICE OF THE PEACE.
| hereby make this my announce
ment for the office of Justice of the
Peace at the election to be held in
December and would appreciate the
votes of my friends and the voters
generally.
Very Respectfully,
J. f.. DART.
The Brunswick news. [volume] (Brunswick, Ga.) 1906-2016, 1916-10-13
Chronic Dysentery.

AN old gentleman CT this town who
was almost at the point Of death with
chronic dysentery some time ago and
had given up all hope of recovery was
induced to try Chamberlain's Collie
Cholera and Diarrhoea Remedy. One
dose stopped the discharge, and after
taking a few more doses he was
completely cured" writes J. l.. Baer,
West Manchester, Pa. MANY resi-
dents of Baer's Station can testify to
the truth of the above and were aware
of the old gentleman's condition" OBJ
tainable everywhere.
The Brunswick news. [volume] (Brunswick, Ga.) 1906-2016, 1916-10-13

ANY INDUSTRIOUS man may devote
his time to god advantage selling
low-priced tires. !. The Gut Rate Tire
The Brunswick news. [volume] (Brunswick, Ga.) 1906-2016, 1916-10-13
T II E N
SOUTHEASTERN ~ "
AIR Nv
The Greatest Permanent Exposition Of the South

Among the wonderful
CATTLE
with
American Royal Live
the
SWINE
with premiums aggregaing $4,000.
Special thirty will
ATLANTA
exhibition.
BOYS AND GIRLS COMPETITION
Including the Club the
Club the Boys Girls Poultry oil
will thousands
WoMAN'S~ PARTMENT
%
cottage
AUTOMOBILE SHOW
National and Chicago by months
Every standard make exhibit
A society
will attention
AGRICULTUR Al Products
of south agricultural wealth will be omit
THERE WILL ALSO HUNDREDS INCLUDED
ELABORATE SOUTHERN ATTEMPT
The day book. [volume] (Chicago, Ill.) 1911-1917, 1916-07-26
BANG! THEY ALL DUcKED!

There was plenty of excitement
for bathers at the Hammond, Ind,
beach Tuesday afternoon. But most
of it was "Over their heads"
That was because three cops took
to shooting at a boat in which were
three men accused of tormenting
fair sex bathers. The boat was just
beyond the bathing line. Bathers
ducked when bullets started whiz-
zing of their heads. The three men,
who gave their names as Excl John
son, Henry ThOrsen and Gus BO-
gene, all Of Chicago, surrendered
and the batheTs came to the surface
to continue their water spOl
The day book. [volume] (Chicago, Ill.) 1911-1917, 1916-07-26
TUESDAYS DoINGS IN COURT OF
DOMESTIC RELATIONS

DUNES IL REEA IONS
When Mary Wilson, COlOTed, step
ped up before Judge RObinsOn's
bench there was grim determination
in her eye as she gave the once over
to Rupert Wilson, whom she believed
to be her truant husband and from
whom she was asking support.
Judge" she began-but just at
that moment the attorney for Rufus
placed in the hands of Asst States
Atty ROsinia an official document.
ROsinia scanned it,
did you know you were divorced
from your husband?" he asked Mary.
mo, sab, no such thing" said
Mary.
But she was, for in Waukesha,
Wis, Rupert had gained a decree
from Judge Marchetti which freed
him from Mary on the grounds of
deseTtiOn on Oct. 26, 1915. So Mary
had no support coming in the do
nestle relations court
Mrs. Mary Cetman is a stepmOth-
er Of Victoria, 6, and Cecilia, 3, and
she lived up to the Once-upOn-a-
time popular opinion of stepmothers,
for it was testified that she had Sc
vereIy beaten the children and that
once the 'IittIest one" had run to a
neighbor's house with her mouth
bleeding. The evidence also tended
to prove that Joseph Cetman, father
of the little girls, had been so in
fatuated with the stepmother that he
did not protect the children.
People like you have no place in
our civilization" Judge Robinson
told them. The woman will get a
sentence of thirty days in the Bride
well. The man is fined $40 and
costs"
Juvenile court will take the little
girls.
q wish it were possible to sentence
you for life" the judge told Geo.
Dieldem, 1927 Princeton av.. a la
The day book. [volume] (Chicago, Ill.) 1911-1917, 1916-07-26


1890
STRIKE AT LA KURBA PLANT is
STILL IN PROGRESS
There is no weakening of the strik-
ers Of the La Kurba cigar factory.
With the strike 20 weeks old, the
men are as steadfast for their rights
as they were the first day.
The company seems to have failed
in its attempt to make dealers be-
ieve that the strike is over and the
man back at work. Many dealers, it
is said, refuse to handle the La Kur-
ba's brands while the strike is on.
The strike at the Havana-AmeTiCan
Co. is also going strong. The work.
eTs in the Chicago plant are so thor
oughIy organized and so earnest in
tneT cause that the company has
apparently known better than to try
to operate here on any large scale.
An attempt was made to disrupt
the strikers at the Havana-AmeTican
factory in New York. Circulars, IN
signed, were distributed among the
strikers, with the object of stirring
up dissensiOn and casting suspicion
"a some OF the strike leaders.
Though recently organized by
Chas. Winfield, the Chicago cigar
maker leader, the workers were SO
imbued with the spirit Of their cause
that the circular caused no harm.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1916-02-10
FOR SALE-REAL ESTATE

FOR SALE-Wisconsin Farm Lands
Landoiog., a magazine giving the
facts in regard to the land situation.
Three months trial subscription free
Ii for a home, or as an investment
you are thinking of buying good farm
lands, simply write me a letter mark
ing it personal and say Mail me
Landoiof-'," and all particulars free.
Address Lloyd M. Skinner, General
Manager SkidEore Land Co.. los Skid
more, Bldg, Iarinette, Wis. feb2-2mo.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1916-02-10
WANTED


WANTED
AGENTS WANTED-Either sex: no
curiosity seekers. Article sells on
sight; necessity. Practical. ornament
al, low priced. No competition.
Sjoerdsma, 10145 LaSalle ST., Chicago,
III. 7-5t
WANTED-List your property with US
for quick returns. J. L. Danforth 4
Co.. GIT Fletcher Trust Building. Indi-
annapolis, Ind. 21-1-mo
WANTED-If your present furnace is
not heating properly. let us know.
We can make it heat. Pilgrim, TIA S.
9th st Phone 1855 31-26t
WANTED--Experien trimmer for
cloth room, must be able to cover
tops and bodies Ohio Valley Coffin
Co., Lawrenceburg, Ind Att
WANTED--Atkinson pays highest
cash prices for second hand goods
and sells at lowest prices. See him
at once. 416 Main street Phone
1s45. Dec. 4-tf
WANTED-A girl for general house
work. 203 S. 18th st. 24-tf
WAN rED--All kind1 Of repair worS.
!
Stiff
EVERYTHING to repair that is bro
ken: baby cabs. wringer rolls, sweep
ers. all kinds of grinding. pictures
framed. new and old bicycles. We turn
nothing away. Call for and delivered.
Brown-Darnell Co. 1920 Main st.
WANTED-Milling machine. screw
machine. J. & l.. planer. lathe and
grinder hands: also assemblers. Per-
manent employment to right party.
Day or night work. Apply between /
and 4 p. m. at the National Automatic
Tool Co. S-tf
WANTED-To install a Williamson
Favorite furnace in your house.
Most economical and durable. Pill
grim. TIA s. 9th. Phone 1855. feb9-1mo
WANTED 3 connecti g rooms, fur
nished. Address M, Palladium. S-3t
YOUNG MAN to look after our inter
ests in Richmond. Salary starting
$500 weekly. No canvassing. From
tier .Ifg. Co., Niagara Falls. N. Y.
feb-6-s-10-13
WANTED-Raw furs, highest market
price. GA N. 10th st. S-14t
WANTEDIGirl for general house
work. AS s. 7th st. S-tf
WANTED-A young man who cannot |
pay his tuition but who would ap-
preciate the opportunity to work it out
while attending the Richmond Bust
ness College lost |
class cloth coverers:
good steady positions and will pay |
good wages. Address Palladium. 10-3t
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1916-02-10

FOR SALE OR TRADE-IO small
farms. to 20 acres. improved. I
can interest you IL you want q small
place. See Sell at 710H Main Il.
Phone 3O78 t--s-sat-tf
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1916-02-10

FOR SALE acres, S rooms
and other buildings. Trac-
ton stop, National road east,
IN miles east, known as
Sycamore school house. Geo.
Lanier, care Rumely. SIT
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1916-02-10

FOR SALE-Sewing machine motors.
only $13. Come see them work. H.
d. Lacey, 9 8. 7th. Phone 17Es.
C2-mon-ff
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1916-02-10

FOR RENT-Newly furnished rooms,
privilege of kitchen. The Wayne,
Apt g. Bargain. lott
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1916-02-10

FOR RENT rooms. furnished, in
rear, for housekeeping, both kinds
of water, private entrance. 46 S. 18th
ST. 1O-tf
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1916-02-10

WAIT for the Wendell Washer, on
trial one week free. Address F. w.
Hill, 307 N. 18th st. 10-eod-3t
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1916-02-10

FOR SALE-A baby buggy. Call 52l
~ 10th ST. 10-3t
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1916-02-10

WANTED-Experien trimmer for
cloth room, must be able to cover
tops and bodies. Ohio Valley Coffin
Co., Lawrenceburg Ind AIT
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1916-02-10

FOR SALE-Property by the month:
no tax, interest, insurance. Address
Bargain, Palladium 1O-eod- 1Ot
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1916-02-10

FOR SALE-Fumed oak davenport
and library table. 9x12 rug in good
condition Phone 1884. sessaas ~ sgt
FOR SALE-White Rock cockerels.
Walter G. Knollenberg. Phone 1928.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1916-02-10

FUR SALE AND TRADE-1O small
farms, 8 to } acres. improved.
can interest you II you want a small
place. See Sell at 710k Main st.
15-tues-thurs-sat-tf
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1916-02-10
MUCH ADLER-I-KA,USEDl
IN RICHMOND

1T ID reported 0y q. Tn1stletnWaite
druggist, that much Adler-i
ka Is sold in Richmond.
People have found out that
ONE SPOONFUL of this simple buck
thorn bark and giycerine mixture re-
lieves almost ANY CASE Of constipa-
ton, sour or gassy stomach. 1t is so
powerful that It is used successfully
In appendicitis. ONE MINUTE after
you take II the gasses rumble and
pass out. II Ia perfectly safe to use
and cannot gripe.-adv.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1916-02-10
FOR SALE

FOR SA-4E-Restauran with a good
business and price right. Address
Lock Box 81, Richmond, Ind. 9-St
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1916-02-10

WANTED-If your present furnace is
not heating properly. let us know.
We can make it heat. Pilgrim, TIA S.
9th St Phone 1855 3126t
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1916-02-10

WANTED--Atkinson pays highest
cash prices for second hand goods
and sells at lowest prices. See him
at once. 416 Main street Phone
1S45 Dec. 4-tf
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1916-02-10

WANTED-List your property with US
for quick returns. ]. l.. Danforth 4
Co.. GIT Fletcher Trust Building, Indi-
annapolis. Ind. 21-1mo
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1916-02-10

WANTED-A girl for general house
work. 203 S. 18th st. 24-tf
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1916-02-10

AGENTS WANTED-Either sex: no
curiosity seekers. Article sells on
sight: necessity. Practical. ornament
al, low priced. No competition.
Sjoerdsma, 10145 LaSalle ST., Chicago,
Ill. 7-5t
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1916-02-10

FOR SALE room house, III acre
or two, good barn. Address Five,
care Palladium. TIT
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1916-02-10

WAN rED--All kindi of repair WORK.
Wesley Brown & Son. Phone 1886.
31-tf
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1916-02-10

WANTED-To install a Williamson
Favorite furnace In your house
Most economical and durable. Pill
grim, TIA s. 9th. Phone 1855. feb9-1mt
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1916-02-10

WANTED-A young man who cannot
pay his tuition but who would ap-
preciate the opportunity to work it out
while attending the Richmond Bust
ness College. lost
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1916-09-21
A Northwestern Farm Play.

"a Farm Home Scene in Iceland
Thirty Years Ago" was staged by
twenty young men and women OF Ice
landic descent whose homes are In
the country districts Of North Dakota
The tableau was very effective The
scene represented an interior sitting
room OF an Icelandic home The walls
were whitewashed; in the rear OF the
room was fireplace; the old grand
father was seated in an armchair near
the fireplace reading story in the
Icelandic language. About the room
were several young ladies dressed In
native costumes, busily engaged In
spinning yarn and knitting. favorite
pastime of an Icelandic home. On a
chair at the right was young man
with a violin playing selections from
an Icelandic composer. Through the
small window rays Of light were
thrown, representing the Midnight
Sun and the Northern Lights Just
before the curtain fell. twenty young
people. all Icelanders, Joined In sing
ing their national song. which has the
same tune as America" The effec'
of the tableau was far-reaching- The
two hundred people who saw 1t vii
never forget it--From Drama fol
Rural Communities" by Alfred G. Ar
void. in the American Review OF Re
views for September. 1916
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1916-09-21
Across the Continent in Five Days
fclL Lnrrrr

Fred W. vogIer. president Of The
Northwest Auto Co.. of Portland
premier speed boat enthusiast Of the
Pacific Coast-all-round sportsman
and general good fellow. has been pre-
vailed upon to bring duplicate Of the
famous Marmon "a, that crossed the
country in less than six days. to Pen
dleton during the Roundup week
so that some of our real riders may
have a chance to see this wonderful
car.
When the railroad situation looked
as IL it might tie up every road in the
country, Mr.. Vogler said:
I'VE can move troops fast enough
with the Marmon "a to stop anything
and one man proved it beyond q
doubt"
s. B. Stevens arrived at San Fran
cisco Just days. 1874 hours after the
car had left Columbus Circle, New
York City, 3476 miles away.
This completed the most remark
able and fastest journey ever mad'
across the United States in a motto
car-the average rate of speed beinl
| almost equal to the schedule OF tn
fast transcontinental railroad trains
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1916-09-21

II can heartily recommend Doctor
Pierce's medicines" - MRS. j. B.
HAUGH, CAB Deacum Ave.
The mighty restorative power OF DR..
Pierce's Favorite Prescription speedily
causes all womanly troubles to disap-
pear-compels the organs TO properly
perform their natural functions, cor
reefs displacements, overcomes irregu-
larities, removes pain and misery at
certain tir q and brings back health
and strength TO nervous, irritable and
exhausted women.
1t is a wonderful prescription. pre-
pared only from natures roots and
herbs, with no alcohol to falsely slim
ulate and no narcotics to wreck the
nerves. 1t banishes pain, headache,
backache, low spirits, hot flashes,
dragging-down sensation, worry and
sleeplessness surely and without loss
Of time.
Why should any woman continue TO
worry, TO lead miserable existence,
when certain help is at hand 4?
What Doctor Pierce's Favorite Pre-
scription has done for thousands II
will do for you. It's not a secret
remedy for its Ingredients are printed
on wrapper. Get it this very day
from any medicine dealer IN eithel
liquid or tablet FORM
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1916-09-21
NORTHWEST MARKET REPORTS;
GENERAL CROP CONDITIONS

Portland-Wheat- Bluestem, $1-35;
fortyfold, s1.S3; club, sl.s1; red fife,
$1.30; red Russian, s1.28.
Flour = Patents, s6.40; straights,
IS. 80@6.20; exports, $3.50; valley,
IS; whole wheat $3.50; graham,
$6.40
Millfeed-Spot prices: Bran, s23. so
per ton; shorts, $3.50; rolled barley,
s35. 50@36. so.
Corn-Whole, s42 per ton; cracked,
SAB.
Hay = Producers prices: Timothy,
Eastern Oregon, SIG. 50@18 per ton;
timothy, valley, s15@16; alfalfa,
S14.50; wheat hay, Sl2. 50@13. so; oat
and vetch, s12@12.50; cheat, $l1;
clover, $40.
Butter = Exchange prices: Cubes,
extras, 29c bid; zoe asked Jobbing
prices: Prints, extras, 32a@34c; but
terfat, No. l, 3lc; No. 2, 2sc, Port
land.
Eggs - Oregon ranch, exchange
prices, current receipts, 29c per dozen
Jobbing prices: Oregon ranch, candled,
30@3lc; select, 32@33e-
Poultry = Hens, l3@143c; broilers,
16@18c; turkeys, live, 18@22c; ducks.
11@14ac; geese, 9@11c-
Veal-Fancy, 13c per pound
Pork-Fancy, 12f@13c per pound
Observation-Disclosures, 75c@$1 per
dozen; tomatoes, 30G50c per crate;
cabbage, s1.50 per cwt.; peppers, "A
SC per pound; eggplant, 5@6c; let
tuce, 20@25c per dozen; cucumbers,
25G50c per box; celery, 60@75c PEI
dozen; corn, 10@25c per doz-
Potatoes-New, 90cfdS1. Is per cwt-
sweets, Phase per pound.
Onions = Oregon and Walla Walla
s1.5O per sack
Green Fruits = Apples, new, 75cQ
LAO per box; cantaloupes, 50c@$1- n
per crate; peaches, 40@65c per box
watermelons, 1@14c per pound; plums
75cfGS1 per box; pears, 50ctG$l-z5
grapes. 90ct1S1.50 per crate; casabas
lie per pound; blackberries, rs
per crate
Hops = 1915 crop, nominal; 191
contracts. &c per pound; fuggles, IL
per pound
Wool = Eastern Oregon, fine, 23d
26c per pound; coarse, 30@32c; va
ley, 30@32c.
Cascara Bark-Old and new, 4ic pc
pound
Cattle-Steers, prime, s6.50G7- Is
good, s6@6. so; common to fair. $50
$50; cows, choice, s5@5. so; mediuI
to good, s4-50@5; ordinary to fail
s4@4. so; heifers, s4@5-75; bulls, !
@4-25; calves, $685.
HogsEPrime, SO. 55@9-75; good
prime mixed, $3.50 a 9.65; roue
heavy. sS-75@9.25; pigs and skip
So. 25@8.75.
Sheep-Lambs, s5.5O@8-25; yea
ling wethers, s5.75@6.5 so; old wet
ers, s5.50@6; ewes. s3-50@5-50
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1916-09-21
Some One Ought to Tell Her.

Dear little Willie was only recently
married. and for the past fortnight ne
had been wearing that satuous smile
which a man wears on only two occs-
sions-when he is first married and
when the first baby arrives That
smile. which suggests Goldfish in
paradise, is extremely annoying to the
onlooker. Therefore, Willie's friends
were relieved to see him appear one
morning looking very glum-
Halo. Williei What's the matter2'
they cried in chorus
-Oh. don't chaff. boys-don't chaff,
Marriage isn't what | thought IT wasi
Ny wife can't singi"
Cant sing? Why. you ought to be
thankful for that"
Yes, dare say And I might be-
only. you see. she doesn't know itt"-
London Answer
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1916-09-21

Pinkham's Vegetable Compound Ny
mother bought it and the next month l
was so well that / worked all the month
without staying at home day. am
In good health now and have told lots OF
girls about it Miss CLARIcE NORM,
% Russell Street, Taunton, Mass
Thousands of girls suffer in silence
every month rather than consult ply
stefan. If girls who are troubled with
painful or irregular periods, backache,
headache, dragging-down sensations,
fainting spells or indigestion would take
Lydia E Pinkham's Vegetable Com
pound, safe and pure remedy made
from roots and herbs much suffering
might be avoided
Write to Lydia E. Pinkham Medicine
Co, Lynn, Mass CONFIDENTIAL for fre'
advice which will prove helpful
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1916-09-21
Their Missions.

what is your mission here. sirf"
asked the rich old man, with frown.
II am on three missions. sir, re-
piled the poor young man, who was
also a humorist-
"Wer. what are they?" inquired the
old man impatiently.
Permission TO marry your daugh-
ter. admission to your family circle
and submission to the regulations OF
your household"
"Ugh!" grunted the old man. who
was somewhat of joker himself y
have one little mission to offer before
| conclude any arrangements with
you"
eagerly.
sDismissionl" shrieked the old NAL
with a loud, discordant laugh, and tn
moor young mans transmission to IN
cool night air quickly followed.-Peai
sons Weekly.
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1916-09-21

Sister Nancy was going the round
of the ward in the big hospital for
wounded soldiers, examining the med
ical charts over each bed and taking
temperatures
Reaching the side of one hero. in
whose mouth she had left the Their
mometer a minute before. she was
Mortified to find. on Withdrawing It,
that it registered 120. although only
an hour ago the patient was normal
Swiftly she summoned the house doc
tor, but he, on arriving, was seriously
perplexed. as there was nothing In
the patients condition to account for
the sudden rise.
Look here" he said to the soldier,
have you dropped this thermometer
or been fooling about with it'll"
mo, sir. Only been stirring me tea
with iti"-London Answers
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1916-09-21

Nose Ham was arrested for loud
and uproarious language" and dis
turbing the peace" Judge Briles read
the document in the case and then
turned to the black-as-ebony prisoner
Nose Ham," said he, you are
charged with shouting. groaning, cry
ing loud in the night. lamentations,
impure language. cursing, swearing,
breaking the peace and general noisy
conduct not befitting a citizen What
have you to say7"
"Des dis. iedge. dey amt no spec er
dat de truf: all l had wuz er slight
visitation OBJ religion Ef | talked
loud. jedge. hit wuz becauz I'm further
away from tn Lawd dan mos folks
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