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The Sunday telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1914-1927, 1916-09-24
HE USES FLAG FOR COAT
LINING AND PAYS A FINE

BOSTON. Mass. Sept. 28.-Pankus
Brown, tailor and a United States
citizen for several years, admires the
flag so much, he told the South Bos-
ton district court, that when he want
ed to make a fur coat especially at
tractiye he caused his assistant to use
a silk flag for the lining.
Il meant no insult to the flag" Mr..
Brown pleaded, when charged with
misuse of the national emblem. Il
wanted to make the coat look nice and
used the prettiest thing could find.
That flag cost me a lot OF money"
The court ordered him fined $50.
The Sunday telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1914-1927, 1916-09-24
HIGH SCHOOL
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scheduled.
November 4.
Clarksburg at Morgantown.
Fa!rmont at Warrington.
Buckhannon-Weston, not sched-
November II.
Morgantown at Clarksburg.
FaiTmont at Warrington.
Buckhannon-Weston, not sched-
uled.
November 1S.
Clarksburg at Fairmont.
Warrington at Morgantown.
uled.
November %.
ClarkRburg at Warrington.
Weston at Morgantown.
observation-disclosures, not sched-
uled.
The Sunday telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1914-1927, 1916-09-24

Coumbe, hits. runs in 2 innings;
off Could. bit, no runs in 2 innings;
off Mays. 8 hits, run in innings.
Struck out-By Lambeth 2, by Nor
ton 2, by Coumbe /. by Mays 2.
Umpires-Nallin and o'Loughlin.
Time-2:10.
The Sunday telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1914-1927, 1916-09-24
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advertlsers, advertising agencies and newspaper,
MAGAZINE farm journal and trade paper publishers all
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that you when YOU
but for only
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Five Mile Beach weekly journal., 1916-05-05
The Ears Delicate ORGANISM.

Comparatively few persons thorough
ly realize what a delicate and sensitive
structure the human ear really is. That
which we ordinarily designate so Is,
after all, only the outer porch Of a Sc
ries of winding passages which, like
the Hobbies of a great building, lead
from the world without to the world
within. Certain of these passages con-
tain liquid, and their membranes are
stretched like parchment curtains
across the corridor at different places
and a be thrown into vibrations or
made to tremble like the head Of q
drum or as the surface of a tambourine
does when struck with a stick or with
the fingers. Between two or three
parchment-like curtains a chain of very
small bones extends, which serves to
tighten or relax these membranes and
to communicate vibrations to them. In
the innermost places of all a row Of
white threads, called nerves, stretches
like the strings of a plano from the
last point to which the tremblings or
thrillings reach and pass inward to the
brain.-St. Louis Dispatch.
Five Mile Beach weekly journal., 1916-05-05
SATAN
PETERBY
How a Soap Salesman Play
ed a Joke on the Boys
> BY CLARISSA MACKIE ;.


The four riders from the Twin Star
ranch rode away from Red Spider
postofice and turned into the home
ward trail.
"Jink," said Tony Golf, with a criti-
cal sniff of the surrounding atmos'
phere, where in th~underation did you
get that there cheroot of yoursT'
Jink Probe flashed a forbidding eye
on his ocular companion. THAT there
cigar was given me by-a perfect gen.
tleman," he explained mildly.
Meaning the pie faced stranger we
saw In the postofice?" put In Jim Ray
mond inquisitively.
Not noticing that he was pie faced
more than usual, I was referring to
that gentleman" said Mr.. Probe, blow
ing a cloud of blue smoke into the
desert air.
mot meaning to be inquisitive, l
merely remark that he couldn't be no
friend of yours to give you that smoke"
complained Tony Golf.
"He meant WELL" soothed Jink, ex
haling another odorous cloud of smoke.
l1C SOldA5 OfCL I thC oS"A
this evening to sell Us fellows some
toilet articles"
II thought so. Whenever l meet up
with a pink and white pie faced dude
with a sample case l sure know that
he's selling toothbrushes or curling
irons or eyelash r%estorer. I've got a
good mind to give him a rafting order
tonight, and then the next time mi of
them pests come along l al tell him
I'm stocked a-plenty with face powder
and hair dye and tell him to yamoose!'
Tony sighed YEARLY and slapped the
reins on the sleek neck of his horse.
The horse sprang forward, and In a
second Tony and his three comrades
were flying toward the ranch in a mad
race to see which one would be the
first to reach the corral.
After supper that evening the cow
boys were gathered about the doorway
of the ranch house when there ambled
into view a gentle white horse carrying
a small, stout man, who was immacu-
lately attired in pale gray clothes. with
a broad brimmed felt hat of the same
delicate hue. His shirt was of lavender
silk and his necktie of a darker shade.
From beneath his well pressed trousers
there appeared lavender silk socks and
tan colored, low cut shoes. On one
white finger there burned q large dia-
mond.
"Great cats" whispered Mason Pep
per In an awed tone, "if that there ap-
partition is the result of selling sweet
Five Mile Beach weekly journal., 1916-05-05
Hioh Finance.

Henry, DEAR" announced Mrs. Upto-
date, II guess you will have to admit
that l am a pretty good business man.
ager after all. 1 took Willie with me
to the movies this afternoon. and as it
was raining when we came out of the
theater l gave Willie 10 cents car fare
and had him hurry home and get an
umbrella for me. In that way I saved
my new hat from being ruined"
"Uh-huh!l" replied Mr.. Uptodate.
Eyes. l see. my dear. But why the
Sam Hill didn't you both ride home for
your 10 cents In the first placer"
"Henry! You-boohoo-you never give
he credit for anything l do."-Judge.
Five Mile Beach weekly journal., 1916-05-05

well, says Satan Peterby, for
that bit Of carelessness, Tony, I'll shoot
your eyelashes off one at a time, 80
say your prayers
"Of curse praying didn't do any
good then, with him already popping
away at me. What saved my life,
1 don't know, stranger, but there
wasn't one of them bullets hit me,
only they come so close they just fan
ned the eye winkers off me, n at a
time. Then. with a horrid laugh, Sa-
tan rode away. That's two weeks
ago tonight, and he's due to ride again
this evening"
THAT SOP" asked the stranger ris-
ing stif1y and sending a wide smile
around the circle. 'Then l better be
getting along"
But you haven't took our orders"
protested Tony Golf. who was willing
to pay for his evenings amusement.
Whereupon the salesman, though ap-
parently scared at the lonely ride be-
fore him, thriftily took seven orders
Five Mile Beach weekly journal., 1916-05-05

chase the same tor the shortest term, and pay
the assessment lien thereon, including inter:
est and cost OF sale, or IN fee where NO one
will bid for q shorter term.
This sale is made under the provision OF an
act OF the legislature entitled IAN Act for the
Assessment and Collection OF Taxes and
Assessments" approved April 8th, 1903, and
the acts amendatory thereof and supplement
tai thereto.
Ordinance No. ITO. An Ordinance author
izing and directing the construction OF &C.
ment curbs and the improvement of certain
streets or sections thereof in the Borough OF
North Wildwood, County OF Cape May, State
OF New Jersey, approved November 2, 1911.
Tn said lands and the names OF the per-
sons against whom the said improvements
have been assessed, n the amount OF the
same are az follows.
Five Mile Beach weekly journal., 1916-05-05

soap I'll shake off the dust of these
diggings right quick and buy a sample
case"
"Its only links pie faced stranger"
assured Tony Golf pleasantly. I'm
terrible glad to see you, stranger" he
said. rising and going to meet the
drummer with exaggerated politeness.
"Some OF us chaps are just aching to
buy UP a lot of toilet stuff"
'"That SOP" inquired the drummer,
with a pleased smile widening his gen.
erous lips. I'm sure it will be a pleas
ure TO take your orders"
"Oh, mushr' groaned Mason Pepper.
The drummer dismounted In rather a
painful and with entirely un-
justified respect for the old white horse
which the Twin Star outfit recognized
as the most ancient relic In the Red
Spider livery stable.
Tony Golf fetched a pillow from the
clubhouse and set it on the ground for
the saddle weary stranger, who sank
upon it with a grateful roll of his light
eyes.
"You are kind indeed" he murmured
rather mincingly as he set his sample
ease before him.
Smoker" asked Jink Prole, passing
out a handful of black cigars.
The stranger eyed the deadly looking
objects and shook his head. "Thank
you, not this evening, gentlemen" he
Five Mile Beach weekly journal., 1916-05-05
DIRECTIONS TO THE VOTER

To vote for any person mark a cross () in the square in the appropriate
column, according to your choice a the right of the name voted for
If mor than ont ohce is to be filled, vote as many first choices al there are
officers 20 be elected or The ballot will be void.
Second, third or fourth choice is not compulsory.
Vote only as many first choices, or second choices, Or third choices, as there
are officers to elect.
Vote as many fourth or other choices Is you wish.
Vote our first choice or choices in the first column.
Vote your second choice Or choices in the second column.
Vote your third choice OF choices In the third column.
Vote in the fourth column for all the other candidates whom you wish to
support.
count for any one candidate by this ballot.
If you wrongly mark, tear orr eface this ballot, return it and obtain another.
Five Mile Beach weekly journal., 1916-05-05

for combination boxes of toilet requi.
sites and cheerfully received the cash
In advance for same.
Then, Mason Pepper having brought
around the ancient nag, the pie faced
stranger turned his specialized eyes
nee more around the company, smiled
a pleasant good evening and disap-
peared in the darkness.
When they had ceased from their
ecstasy of mirth over this adventure
Tony Golf sat up and wiped his eyes.
speaking Of Satan Peterby," he said,
"I'd sure like to see that boy again. He
was the finest puncher and the best
man that ever threw a leg over a boss
on this outfit"
Out Of the darkness behind them
came a coldly sarcastic voice.
THANK you, Tony. That remark just
saved your worthless, no count lifep
"Satan Peterby himselfr' yelled Tony,
jumping up. "Come into the merry cir
Gle, pard! We SURE thought you was
rolling in riches In San FranciscoI"
Into the circle strolled the rotund
form of-the pie faced stranger. While
they stared at him he ~carelessly re-
moved his f1axen wig and disclosed the
dark hair of Satan Peterby, most gen
tie Of cowboys and beloved by all his
kind, despite the bad character that
Tony had given him. With a handker-
chief he quickly removed powder and
paint from his tanned features, tossed
his spectacles into the air and calmly
put a bullet through each lens before he
sat down In their midst.
Tony Golf and Mason Pepper eyed
him with open mouth.
THAT'S safer than shooting eyelashes
off," said Satan amiably.
Five Mile Beach weekly journal., 1916-05-05
Monday. the Fifteenth Day OF May

Board OF commissioner O1"I00 Guy oil Wild.
wood, In the County OF Cape May" New Jer-
sey, until two ~ O'Clock, p. M, on
Monday, the Fifteenth Day Of May
A. d. nineteen hundred and sixteen, 09l6).
at the commissioners chamber, in the ely
hall, south corner of Pacific and Montgomery
avenues, In the City OF Wildwood. Cape May
County, New Jersey. for the purchase OF
$ll 10000 I've Is. per cent. water Bonds" OF
Cape May"
numbered from five hundred and sixty-eight
(568) to five hundred and eighty.nine
$685., Inclusive, of the denomination of five
A. d., 1916, and payable May LIST, A. d. 1888,
and bear interest ut the rate OF five () per
centum, payable semi-annually. on the first
days OF November and May In each year.
Said bonds will be coupon bonds, registerable
at the option OF the holder, as to both princi.
pal and Interest. Both principal and interest
Of said bonds will be payable in gold coin OF
the United States OF America OF the present
standard of weight and fineness, or its equiv
alent, at the office OF the Marine National
Bank Of Wildwood, New Jersey. Proposals
should be addressed to James f.. Whitesell,
City Clerk, Wildwood, N. j., and should be
marked on the outside "Proposal for Water
Bonds to be issued by 1.-THE City of Wildwood,
posal must be accompanied by a certified
check payable to the order OF the City Treas
urer ofthe City OF Wildwood, for $500. All
proposals must provide tor the payment OF
accrued interest on the bonds from May LIST,
1916, to the date OF delivery OF said bonds.
Said bonds will not be sold for less than par
right to reject any or all bids. The successful
bidder must pay for the said bonJis on or be-
fore June LIST, 1916, (unless the time is extern
ded by the Board of CommissiOners) at the
office of the City Treasurer, city hall. Wild
wood, New Jersey, at which time and place
said bonds will be ready for delivery;
JAMES e. WHITESELL,
Dated April 9th, A. u. 1916.
Five Mile Beach weekly journal., 1916-05-05
Notice of Sale of
$4,000
Five Per Cent.
Water Bonds
"The City of Wildwood, I'm
the County of Cape May"
New JERSEY

Sealed proposals will be received by the
Board of Commissioners of "The City OF Wild
wood, In the County OF Cape May" New Jer.
sey, until two ~ O'Clock, p. M, on
Five Mile Beach weekly journal., 1916-05-05

First Ward, VanHorn block, Pacific
avenue above Pine avenue.
Second Ward, at first floor of Red
Mems Hall, Lincoln avenue, West of
Pacific avenue.
Third Ward, at the first floor of the
City Hall, corner of Pacific and Mont
gomery
bril-, A.. L. 1915.
AMES E. WHITESELL, City Clerk,
OF Wildwood, In the County of Cape May"
Five Mile Beach weekly journal., 1916-05-05

Any of the aforesaid tracts or lots may be redeemed by the
the collector, before the sale, OF the amount due thereon.
Given under my hand this Seventh day Of A pril, A. ID. 1916,
Five Mile Beach weekly journal., 1916-05-05
ELECTION NOTICE
of Election For Commissioners of
"The City of wildwood, I'm the County Of
Cape May, New Jersey

Notice is hereby given that an Election
will be held In "Tho City OF Wildwood, in the
County OF Cape May, " New Jersey, on Tues
day, theNinth day of May, A. d. 1916, between
the hours of six o'clock In the morning n
seven o'clock in the evening, for the purpose
OF electing three Commissioners OF 1.-THE City
of Wildwood, in the County OF Cape May" N.
j.; said election. will be held In the following
places, In said City. to wit:
Witness my hand this thirteenth day OF Al
J.
tsnha Cttv
Five Mile Beach weekly journal., 1916-05-05
PROPOSALS FOR BONDS
$5O,OOO.0O
Borough OF North wildwood. Cape
May County, New Jersey, 80
Year Five Per Centum
Funding Bonds

Notice Is hereby given that the Council OF
the Borough of North Wildwood, Cape May
County, New Jersey, will receive bids for the
sale OF Fifty Thousand Dollars $3.50 0Oy worth
OF thirty year five per cent. Funding Bonds,
said bids to be In on or before
Tuesday, May 23d, 1916,
at 8 p. M, all bids to be addressed to George
A. Redding, Borough Clerk, Anglesea p. o.,
New Jersey, and each bid to be accompanied
by a certified check of 81 1000, payable to the
borough of North Wildwood.
Council reserves the right to reject any and
all bids. The opinion OF Messrs. Hawkins,
Delafeld Il Longfellow, OF New York City,
approving the validity of this issue will be
furnished by the borough.
GEORGE A. REDDING,
Borough Clerk,
Anglesea,
New Jersey.
Dated April 10Th, 1915,
Five Mile Beach weekly journal., 1916-05-05
Collectors Sale of Lands for Unpaid Grading and
Crawling of Streets and Cement Curbs
COLLECTORS OFFICE. APRIL 9Th. 1916

Notice is hereby given that /, r. L. Peter.
son, collector for the taxing district OF the
Borough OF North Wildwood, County of Cape
May, State OF New Jersey, pursuant to the
authority OF the statutes in such cases made
and provided, will ON
Five Mile Beach weekly journal., 1916-05-05
Wednesday, the 18th day Of May
A. d. Nineteen 1916 Sixteen.

at two(2) O'Clock in the afternoon of that day,
in the borough hall in said taxing district,
expose for sale and sell the several tracts and
parcels OF land hereinafter specified, or any
part or parts OF said lands sufficient for the
purpose, on which i'm Improvement assessments
for the year nineteen Q9l4) fourteen remain
unpaid and in arrears.
To any such person or persons as will pur-
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1916-04-28

rim formerly president of Pacific
University, now OF New York City
The wedding will take place at the
home of Rev. Daniel T. Thomas, pas
tor of one of the Congregationaist
churches of Los Angeles. a former
pastor of both the young people, ana
the ceremony will be in the open air
en- the spacious vine covered porch or
the Thomas residence, overlooking the
beautiful Aroya and the flower gar
dens of South Pasadena. The decor
ations will be the abundant pink and
yellow roses, which are now blooming
profusely in the City Of the Angels
and real orange blossoms viii adornI
the bridal veil, and match the white
wedding gown Of the bride.
Miss Frances Clapp of the Conser-
vatory of Music at Pasadena College
an intimate friend of both bride and
groom. will play the Mendelsohn
March as the ceremony closes. Mrs.
Lowell will accompany her daughter,
and a few friends will be present
There will be no formalities, just the
simple service of the Congregational
ist church, the Church of the Pill
grims, wherein both the contracting
parties were reared. The honeymoon
will be spent amid the charming
scenery of Mount Lowe, at Coranado
Beach and Catalina Islands.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1916-04-28
fPaid Advertisement )


For sale. easonable-Horse, wagon
and harness. Inquire Telephone sta
bles.
Wanted-To rent 2 or 3 unfurnish-
ed rooms for light housekeeping. Ad'
dress x this office.
Few head of heavy work horses for
sale. Phone SF12, or write Route /,
Bog ~.
Wanted--Girl to help with work on
ranch. Write Box So. R. F. d. l, He
lix. Ore.
Lady wishes position on ranch as
COOK. Box 81. Helix, ore. or phone
Main 244, Helix.
We handle Alberta and Montana
lands on easy terms Pendleton Elk
change, Room 2. over Taylor Hard
ware Store.
Experienced couple want work on
ranch. Man good with all kinds ma
chinery. Address "B" this office.
The Echo Hotel is under new man
agement and is getting the glad hand
from travelling men
For rent-office room In Judd
building. Apply r. b. Judd, American
National Bank.
For sale-Barred Plymouth Rock
eggs for Matching. Is for S7bcf 22O
Long.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1916-04-28
Alien in Jail for having Gun

Dominick Farrier, an Italian, last
evening pleaded guilty to the charge
of being an alien in possession Of fire.
arms without license. He was sen.
fenced by Justice of the Peace Parkes
to pay a fine of $25 or go to jail for
IL days, and chose the latter alterna-
tive. Deputy Warden Tonkin found
him in possession Of a gun last fall
and gave him a kindly lecture. How
ever, 1T failed to take effect for the
man recently tried to secure another
gun. Mr. Tonkin then decided to ar.
rest him and yesterday apprehended
him.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1916-04-28
Parole Is Revoked

Louis Doris, indicted here on a
charge of stealing grain sacks from
warehouse, is on his way to the peni-
tentiary today in charge of Deputy
Sheriff Weagle of La Grande. Doris
was out on parole from the Union
county circuit court after having been
sentenced to the penitentiary from two
to four years on a charge of forgery.
When the authorities there learned
that he had been indicted here. his
parole was revoked and he will have
to serve his sentence.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1916-04-28

Yesterday afternoon Mrs. Walter
Jones was hostess to the Baptist Ia
dies mission circle at her home, Sl5
Market street. She was assisted by
Mesdames j. R. Chlldreth, George
Mason and L. NJ. Johnson.
Twenty seven ladies' were present
and with Vice President Mrs. E. w.
Myers in the chair, a short business
session was held. after which an In
terestlng missionary program on the
subject, Cuba and Porto Rico was
given.
Mrs. viii wyrick discussed "Cuba
as to country, history. people and
religion" (using map)
Mrs. Ethel stephens told Of some OF
the Living Fruits of our Cuban Mis-
sions."
Mrs. Fred Marsh discussed the top
ic. Porto Rico as to location, history.
population, occupation, government
and prospects"
Mrs. Mary Harvey gave a report
of our mission Work in the Island
OF Porto Rico"
Mrs. stephens then favored the
company with piano solo, after
which the social hour was pleasantly
spent and the good refreshments en-
joyed.
The high school picnic held yester-
day, under the auspices Of the "Bache-
lors' Club" proved to be one Of the
best picnics of the year. About thirty
six couples made the trip to cayuse
and had 1t not rained many more
would have gone. A good jolly time
was enjoyed by all who went
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1916-04-28
r,,ala,, nnr Thrnnn, snffors Iniury.

While trying to ride bueking horse
yesterday morning near the agency
Harry wahsise. a sixteen year old In
dian boy was thrown and sustained a
broken collar bone, DR., l. U, Temple
was called out and reduced the frao-
ture. The boy, who is a student az
the agency school, and another boy
mounted the horse together.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1916-04-28
Get Word from Funston.

Mr., and Mrs. E. ]. Armstrong last
night received from General Funston
an answer to the teiegram they had
sent relative to the Lieutenant Graham
reported killed by snipers in Mexico
He states that he has received no re-
port of commissioned officer havinS
been killed, which leaves the local
people still in doubt as to whether
Mrs. Armstrong; brother is dead or
alive.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1916-04-28
Hounrh for superlntendent.

Prof. w. C. Howard, principal OF
the stanfield schools will likely be
the democratic nominee for county su-
perintendent. Though he did not file
A petition of candidacy he was request
ed by good many people to permit
the democrats to write in his name
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1916-04-28
Roys killing Robins.

Deputy Game Warden Tonkin calls
the attention of parents to the fact
that some of the boys of the city are
killing robins with slungshots and
other weapons. This Is a violation of
the state law and Mr.. Tonkin states
that he will make an example Of the
first boy detected
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1916-04-28

at the primary election. He is here
today for the spelling contest and ex-
pressed a willingness TO accept the
nomination II his name was written
in by the democrats. Prof. Howard
is the son Of pioneer family OF the
county. He was formerly president Of
Columbia college and for the past two
years has been at Stanfield
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1916-04-28

wells, hard rock speciality. Eight
years experience. WIN move any.
where, distance is no object 1t will
pay all who wish wells drilled to write
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1916-04-28
Notlce 10 Rro. Of Yeomen.

There will be meeting in Moose
Hall tonight at 1880 Refreshments
served JAS. MCCONNELL,
fAdv1 Foreman.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1916-04-28
cl,autauoua Man Here.

James L White, inland empire man
ager for the Ellison White lyceum and
chautauqua system, is here today
making preliminary preparations for
the coming chautauqua.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1916-04-28
Tarmers Take Notlce.

All kinds Of well drilling done
quickly and at reasonable price. All
work guaranteed. Deep or shallow
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1916-04-28
NIcAuister After JOb.

A ! McAnister of the Pendleton
Drug Co. is an active candidate for
an appointment to the state board oil
pharmacy. L. A. Wright of Union is
reported TO be candidate also out
the La Grande Observer declares
Wright Is supporting McAllister.