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The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1916-10-06
AVOIDING FRICTION AT HOME
Wife of Man Prominent in Public Life
Has Some Theories Just
About Correct.

The wife Of q man just now very
prominent in national affairs has been
talking to reporters. She believes
that marriage is good for men in pub
lie life. And she thinks there should
be no friction in the home. The lady
says:
"That is what 1 try most to do, to
avoid friction. My duty lies in my
home. Our home life is very happy
one. 7 am chiefly interested in that,
as l have told you. I try to keep it
calm and normal, whatever the situa-
ton"
1t is not necessary for a woman to
have husband who may be president
in order to put into practice the the
DRY thus outlined. If it were possible
to discover the facts it would be
found that most of the men who
amount to anything in any line of eff
fort owe huge debt to the prudent,
skillful, calm and quiet care of their
wives in and for their homes.
Man is usually an unreasonable and
often disagreeable animal. He means
well, and hopes for the best. but it is
easy to offend him, and those he loves
best are likely to suffer most. The
wife who can understand him and will
take the trouble to smooth off the
rough edges and go around the weak
spots, is the better man Of the two.
--Knickerbocker Press.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1916-10-06
Cattle Stand After Death.

Observing that two heifers and four
calves in Il pasture near his farm. six
miles north of Cheyenne, Wyo.. had
been standing in the same position all
day. Peter Lauritsen investigated and
was amazed to discover that the ami
mails were dead.
They had huddled against barbed
wire. fence during a thunderstorm.
lightning had struck the fence and all
had been electrocuted, but had re-
manned standing.
Laurtsen was unable to push them
over and in order to get them into posi-
ton for skinnng 1t was necessary TO
attach ropes to them and pull them
over by horsepower.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1916-10-06
Can White Cats Hear7

The acuteness of the average cats
sense of hearing is proverbial, but it
is a proverb that needs qualifying For
example. many white cats are said to
be absolutely deaf, and though the
idea may appear absurd at first sight,
it is believed by some students that
the color of n cat is associated with
its sense Of hearing. Among several
imported PersianS, or long-haired cats,
from abroad, not one white one in the
number has been able TO hear the
slightest sound. OF course there are
white cats that can hear. but they have
been as much to the short haired pets
Of the fireSide as to the ariStocratic
long hair of the shows
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1916-10-06
70 BE MADE WITH APPLES
Three Recipes for Excellent Confec-
lions TO Serve at the Luncheon
or Dinner Table.

Apple Roll.--Make q rich baking
powder biscuit dough and roll rather
thin. Peel four good-sized apples and
chop fine with half a cupful of seeded
raisins or white grapes seeded and
skinned. Spread on the dough and
sweeten with four tablespoonfuls Of
sugar, a little grated nutmeg and
tablespoonful of butter broken into
bits over the fruit. Roll up like jelly
cake roll, lay in a buttered pan and
bake for an hour. Before putting in
the oven cover the roll with three
tablespoonfuls Of flour In which you
have mixed one tablespoonful Of but
ter. Add cinnamon and nutmeg to
taste and cupful Of sugar. Add wa
ter enough to cover the roll and when
1t begins to cook away frequently
haste the roll with the water around
it. The ends of the roll must be
pinched tightly SO that the fruit may
not escape.
Apple Butter Roll.-Make a rich
crust as for pies, roll out in small
pieces and spread the apple butter
over them thinly and roll up. Bake
a light brown or fry In deep fat like
croquettes. A little grated orange peel
or few chopped raisins added to the
apple butter will give delicious
flavor.
A German Apple Roll.-Take table
spoon we'll rounded with butter, two
eggs, half a pint of milk and flour to
make fairly stiff dough. Roll out as
thin as possible. Flour a napkin or
linen cloth well, and take up the
dough, stretching it as thin as pos
sible, and lay 1t on the Toured cloth.
Peel and core half a dozen good-sized
cooking apples and cut in very thin
slices. First sprinkle the sugar over
the dough; then the small Jumps of but
ter, using about quarter Of pound.
Next cinnamon and very little nutmeg.
Mix a pound of nice raisins with the
apples and spread over the dough.
Raise the corner of the napkin gently
but higher and higher, and thus roll
your cake without handling 1t. Put
into a pan and bake an hour. You
may use dried peaches instead of the
apples,
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1916-10-06
No ENTERPRISE,

H. C. Frick, the steel millionaire,
said one day to Pittsburgh reporter:
"The man who lacks enterprise is
always a lazy, do-nothing man. It's
like the story of the clock and the sun
dial.
I'm an old-fashioned village there
was a movement on foot to purchase
a town clock for the town hall, but
Jabez Hartley said:
"'No, no. That'll eat into a lot
of money. What do we want town
clock for, anyhow. Why, lying abed
of a morning, can't I see the time
by the sundial over the church porch?
ayes, Jabez,' said progressive,
but suppose the sun isn't shining?
What do you do then?'
"Why,' said Jabez, I know then it
amt fit weather to be out O. doors, so
I stay where l am for the day."
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1916-10-06
Wrono Place,

For many years a faithful house
keeper worked for bad-tempered old
bachelor, but finally grew tired Of his
eternal complaints and decided to
leave him. Biding her time, therefore,
she informed him that she was going
to California.
"To California !" he repeated, in
alarm. "What to do there, pray?"
ITO find husband" she answered,
boldly. "They say there are many
more men than women in California"
t"Bah!" the old bachelor snarled
"Don't tlatter yourself that you'll find
a husband among them, woman. It's
true that men are in the majority, but
they're not the marrying sort. They're
runaway husbands who've gone to Cal
Hernia in search Of a little peace!"
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1916-10-06
RELIABLE REMEDY
RESTORES KIDNEYS

For many years druggists have watched
with much interest the remarkable record
maintained by DR.. Klmer's Swamp Root,
the great kidney, liver and bladder rem
edy.
Itsisss physicians prescription.
Swamp-Root is strengthening medi,
cine. DR.. Kilmer used it for years in his
private practice. 1t helps the kidneys,
liver and bladder do the work nature In
tended they should do.
Swamp Root has stood the test of years.
It is sold by all druggists on its merit and
it will help you. No other remedy can
successfully take its place.
Be sure to get Swamp-Root and start
treatment at once.'
However, If you wish first to test this
great preparation send ten cents to DR..
Kilmer & Co., Binghamton, N. Y, for q
sample bottle. When writing be sure and
mention this paper.-Adv.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1916-10-06
Nut and Asparauus Salad.

Six hard-cooked eggs. two table
spoonfuls chopped hickory nut meat.
One cupful cooked asparagus tips. One
teaspoonful minced parsley, French
dressing. Extra nut meats, parsley and
asparagus tips.
Shell the eggs and cut in halves
lengthwise. Mash the yolks, add the
nut meats, the cupful of asparagus tips
and the parsley, and blend with four
tablespoonfuIs of French dressing that
is not very sour. Fill the egg halves
with this mixture arrange on lettuce
leaves and garnish with the extra as
paragus tips, parsley and nut meats. If
any Of the asparagus mixture is left
over 1t can be blended with q mayon-
naise or bland boiled dressing and
passed with the salad
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1916-10-06
WIFE IN PATHETIC PLANT
Evidently Good Lady Was Not 4
Strong Believer in the Principle
of Reciprocity.

ooh, George" said Mrs. Bridge, 'on
your way downtown this morning will
you stop at the grocer's and order two
pounds Of butter and half pound of
ten and some craCkers?'
Yes, my dear
"And would you mind leaving my
skirt at the tailor's as You go by?'
Eyes, my dear"
"And then go to the mlllman's and
tell him TO leave an extra pint of
cream tomorrow"
Eyes, my dear"
"And when YOU get to your office
will you call up my sister and tell her
I'll be over Tuesday. They don't
charge you for calls there"
Yes, my dear, and say, wife, would
you mind sewing up this little rip in
my coat before I start?'
"Good land, aren't you men terrible !!
You're always wanting something
dOne."-Exchange
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1916-10-06
Fried Scaiiops-

Clean one quart of scallops. turn in
to a saucepan and cook until they be-
gin to shrivel Drain and dry between
towels. Season with salt and pepper,
roll In fine crumbs, dip In egg, again
In crumbs and fry two minutes in deep
fat, then drain on brown paper. You
can dip in the following batter: Two
eggs, one teaspoonful salt one-eighth
teaspoonful pepper, one cup of bread
flour, 'three-fourths cupful milk. Beat
eggs until light, add salt and pepper
and add milk slowly to flour. Stir until
smooth and well mixed. Combine mix
lures
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1916-10-06
Parsnin Stew.

Here is just the thing for hot sup
per. If you are fond of parsnip this
dish will fill a long felt want. Take
four slices Of fat pork (salt) and fry
good crispy brown in the kettle in
which you intend to make the stew,
then add four good large parsnips
which should have been previously
cleaned and in cold water for some
time, cut lengthwise and quartered,
four potatoes (size Of tea cup) sliced
one-fourth inch thick, and enough hot
water to cover, add pepper. Cook slow
ly for about an hour. Just before serv-
ing add a pint of hot milk and few
common crackers split, on top, and
you have a dish At for king and very
inexpensive.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1916-10-06

to get better and am now well. am
stout and able to do my own Homework.
I can recommend the Vegetable Com
pound to any woman who is sick and
run down as q wonderful strength and
health restorer. My husband says I
would have been in my grave ere this
If it had not been for your Vegetable
Compound. Mrs. BLANCHE JEFFER-
SON, 7o3 Lyon ST., Des Moines, Iowa.
: Before submitting to surgical opera
ton it is wise to try to build up the
female system and cure its derange-
ments with Lydia E. Pinkham's Vege-
table Compound; it has saved many
women from surgical operations.
Write to the Lydia e. Pinkham
Medicine Co., Lynn, Mass, for
advice-it will be confidential
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1916-10-06
1urnoVerS,

Roll out rich pie crust and on one
half place thin slices boiled ham, wet
the edges, fold over and bake In
quick oven. Another way: Roll pie
crust, not too thin, place in center
raisins and currants, put in two tea
spoonfuls water, wet the edges and
fold like dumping. Flour the board
we'll and roll out thin and round. Bake
in quick oven. Be sure the crust isn't
too thin in the first place. If it is, the
raisins will break through.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1916-10-06
Rasnherrx Puffs

Cook one cupful of boiling water,
four tablespoonful. of butter, one table
spoonful Of sugar and one-half salt
spoonful of salt until the butter melts !;
add ~ cupfuls of pastry flour. stir
until the mixture leaves the sides Of
the pan, remove from the fire, cool and
add three large unbeaten eggs. one at
q time, beating thoroughly between
each addition. Press through a pastry
bag on buttered and Toured tins, bake
about half an hour, cool, cut a slit in
each and fill with raspberry jam.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1916-10-06
Sour Carrots,

Scrape and slice six carrots, put to
boil in one pint of fresh boiling water,
adding one teaspoonful each of salt
and sugar and four cloves. Boil one
half hour. Put one tablespoonful but
ter in a saucepan and when brown add
the carrots. Toss till brown, add wa
ter in which they were boiled, of which
there should be one cupful. Add one
teaspoonful of vinegar and one table
spoonful flour, cover and simmer five
minutes. Serve.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1916-10-06
FOR ITCHING SCALP
And Falling Hair Use Cutieura Soap
and Ointment. Trial Free.

When the scalp is itching because Of
dandruff and eczema a shampoo with
Cuticura Soap and hot water will be
found thoroughly cleansing and sooth-
ing, especially if shampoo is preceded
by gentle application Of Cuticura
Ointment to the scalp skin.
Free sample each by mail with Book.
Address postcard, Cuticura, Dept. l.,
Boston. Sold everywhere.-Adv.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1916-10-06

Pour one cupful of best molasses in
mixing bowl or dish and stir into 1t
(molasses) one teaspoonful of baking
soda (saleratus) dissolved in little
hot water, and follow with one-half
cupful of sour milk or buttermilk (use
either one most conveniently. Add one
generous tablespoonful of melted but
ter, one teaspoonful of ground ginger.
After stirring we'll together, add -four
to conveniently handle ON board and
roll out. Cut in squares about one
half inch thick, and bake in q reason
ably quick oven.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1916-10-06
Mutton Broth.

Three pounds mutton, two quarts
cold water, one teaspoonful salt, few
grains pepper, one-half cupful barley.
Wash and soak barley over night.
Wipe meat, remove skin and fat and
cut into pieces. Put in kettle with
bones and seasoning and cover with
cold water. Bring to boiling point and
simmer until meat is tender. Strain,
Remove fat. Reheat and add barley
and cook until barley is tender.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1916-10-06
She Had Her Doubts.

Mother" asked Matte, sis this
house yours or fathers"
"Why, I guess your father owns it,
but he and I are in partnership, you
know, so I guess it is mine as much as
his"
"Why, mother, l did not know YOU
were in partnership with father. When
did that happen?"
"Oh,' said mother, jocularly, sit be-
gan before you were born"
well, mother" said the child,
don't let father cheat you"
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1916-10-06
Stuffed Cabbaos

Nice large cabbage leaves are boiled
q few minutes to make them soft Then
in the center of each one is placed
large spoonful of the following: One
pound of hamburg, one egg (well beat
en-, one cupful of uncooked rice, one
half onion (chopped, one tablespoon
full of salt and some pepper. Roll the
leaves up and boil them one hour.
When about half done pour over them
one can of tomatoes.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1916-10-06
Almost Perfect Prayer.

The day is thine, thou Lord Of all
who toll, for all eternity belongeth
unto thee; thou hast but loaned it
unto me. Master Craftsman, who
knewest on earth the sweetness of
earning thy daily bread, help me to
use this day worthily; until the tasks
that come from thy hands are done
and thou biddest me lay aside my
tools, take up my pilgrims staff, and
fare forth on the journey that ieadeth
to thee. Amen.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1916-10-06
How He Told.

The late Lord Kitchener collected
old china, and to lady interviewer
he once said:
"You are evidently as ignorant OF
china as the miner volunteer was igno-
rant of the Australian farms.
"One miner soldier said to another
in the streets of Cairo:
"'That's tine-lookin' chap, that
there Canadian over there.
"'He amt no Canadian; he's an
Australian the other miner answered
"'How can We tell, man?
"'Why. don't you see he's got kan
CARGO feather in his hat?"
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1916-10-06
MeekioW's Retort.

Here's an article headed One Wife
Too Many" remarked Mr.. Meeklow
at the breakfast table.
"Humph. one of those horrid biga-
mists. | suppose" snorted his very
much better half.
mot necessarily" murmured Mr..
MeeklOw.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1916-10-06
What the Old Man Meant.

He-Ras your father said anything
about me?
She-Yes. He said that you ought
to have been big league manager.
He-Did he say why?
She-Yes. Because you are always
explaining why you aren't doing any
thing this year and Boosting about
what you are going to do next year.
Puck.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1916-10-06
Honey Buns.

These are made by rolling dough
thin, spreading with butter and rolling
into q tight roll, like jelly roll.
When the buns are nearly baked,
strained honey is poured over them
and they are put back into the oven
TO glaze.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1916-10-06
MOTHERS JOY SALVE

for Colds, Group, Pneumonia and
Asthma GOOSE GREASE LINIMENT
for Neuralgia, rheumatism and
Sprains. For sale by all Druggists.
GOOSE GREASE COMPANY, MFRS,
Greensboro, N. C.-Adv.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1916-10-06

Lard Kitchener was very harshly
criticized the last two years of his life,
but he could not complain, for he wss
always a very harsh critic himself.
Thus, when Lord Kitchener went to
South Africa to take charge Of the
Boer war, one of the generals whom
he was supplanting said to him:
"Well, how do you propose to reor-
ganize the transport?'
"Reorganize it?" said Kitchener.
"I'll organize It,"
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1916-10-06
Free Trip.

1.-THE best thing about this trip" said
the retired merchant as. he lay back
luxuriously in the comfortable chair on
the porch Of S12-a-day hotel, sis that
it is not costing me a cent?"
FLOWS that?" asked an envious
spectator.
Its all coming out of my heirs"
said the man, smiling happily.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1916-10-06

Properly, there is no other knowl-
edge but that which is got by work
ing; the rest is yet all a hypothesis
of knowledge thing to be argued
of in schools; a thing floating in the
clouds, in endless logic-vortices, till we
try and fix it.-Carlyle.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1916-10-06

SO much the Idea
Of preparedness
as 1t does eager
ness. 1t gives us
q picture of the
apostle standing
as it were on tip
toe facing the i'm
perial city, his
countenance OK.
pressing the pas
sion Of his heart
to preach the Cos
pei to the people
Of that city.
l can imagine
as the apostle
stands like q
hound at leash,
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1916-10-06

Butter slices of bread and place
them in a pudding dish in layers with
stewed cherries between. Bake for a
half hour and before taking from the
oven put over the top beaten whites
Of two eggs. Brown slightly. Let
stand one-half hour and serve with
plain custard sauce.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1916-10-06
N Pill IRPINES

IN GOLD IN THE PHILIPPINES.
at contracted malaria in 1895, and after q
years fruitless treatment by prominent
Washington physician, your Elixir Babek
entirely cured me- On arriving here came
down with tropical malaria-the worst form
and SEM home for Babek. Again 1t
proved it's valu 1t is worth its weight in
gold here" Brasi C'Hagan, Troop E, 9Th
z. 8. Cavalry alayan, Philippines.
Elixir Babek, so cents, all druggists or BY
Parcels Post, prepaid, from Kloczewski & Co..
Washington, D. c.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1916-10-06
Chocolate Bread PUDDING.

One cupful stale bread crumbs one
square chocolate, one pint scalded milk,
one egg, pinch Of salt, three teaspoon.
fuls sugar. Soak bread crumbs in the
milk. then add other ingredients. But.
ter your dish. Bake 20 minutes.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1916-10-06
TactfuI Discretion.

But you listen to people who talk
gossip"
always" replied Miss Cayenne;
$50 as to know what topics to avoid
In nv own conversation"
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1916-10-06

spent 1nS Oocofs
stated that I would
never get well with
out an operation
and that without 1t
I would not live ons:
year. My husband
objected to any
operation and got
me some Of Lydia E.
Pinkham's Vegeta-
BILE Compound. I took
IL and commenced
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1916-10-06
Corn With Cheese

Cut cold boiled corn from the cob,
put in double boiler with milk enough
to cover. When hot add cheese to
suit your taste cut in thin bits, pepper
and salt. Keep hot till cheese meIts,
but do not boil. Nice for supper.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1916-10-06
New Definition.

whats diplomatic" asked Mrs.
Rattlebrain Of her husband.
"a diplomat" said her husbands
bachelor friend malieiously, sis hus-
band who after losing forty dollars at
poker can smile las he hands his wife
the dollar and twenty cents he says
he Won"
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1916-10-06

Most cereals should be thoroughly
washed before they are cooked. After
putting the dry cereal i'll the vessel fill
it TO the top with winter and see how
r!uch t!Ylsh will font off,
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1916-10-06
For a Smooth Iron

Lay few chips Of fresh cedar on
the ironing board to rub the iron over
and you will always have a smooth
iron.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1916-10-06
Loo Much Class.

81 don't hear of any large catfish OF
perch being caught
THE season started too big, whales
and sharks from the jump
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1916-10-06

We can't afford to dislike too many
people at the same time. 1t reflects
on our own amlability.-Maud Wilder
Goodwin.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1916-10-06
Very Strict.

Does your sweetheart allow you to
kiss herr"
"She's that strict that if | venture
to steal kiss she Immediately
makes me give it back"
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1916-10-06
Ready to Preach
the Gospel
By REV. ". ". KETCHUM
Director Of the Practical Work Course,
Needy Bible Institute, Chicago

TEXT-So as much as in me is ] am
ready to preach the Gospel to you that
are at Rome also.-Rom. Ills.
The Greek term which the word
ready translates, does not have In 1t