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The review. [volume] (High Point, N.C.) 1908-19??, 1916-06-08
Things We Ought to Know
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J Why are tall people the last tt
get up? Because they are tht
longest in bed.
What is that which the more yOu
take from it the larger it grows? A
hole.
The best marksmen are usually
those with gray or blue eyes.
More than 20, 900 tons of wood
flour valued at 100000 are used
annually in the United States in
the manufacture of dynamite and
inlaid linoleum.
Three quarters of the $50 100000
or so acres owned by Car Nicholas
of Russia is rich timberland yielding
large rentals. and the rest mining
properties, all of which net him half
a million cold dollars every day and
is the worlds greatest individual
income.
Paper is spun into thread and
woven into a substitute for jute
textiles by process invented in
Bohemia.
For every electric automobile
made in 1915 there were 100 gaso-
line cars made. j. I
The worlds population makes use
of 100000 glass eyes in the course
of each year.
Naval guns have longer ranges
than land weapons of the same size
because it is easier to recline them
and heavier charges can be used.
Before getting too enthusiastic
about the defense of the United |
States it might be well to see the
preparedness programs of the other
republics.
Forest fires are so severe on the
Pacific coast that the smoke float
ing over the oceans is a peril to
navigation.
For the first time in many years
he death rate last year in New
FORK state was lower than that for
New York City.
Generally regarded as a modern
disease appendicitis was known in
egypt 5000 years ago and &C.
described in still existing
ecOrds and we never knew it.
With some people the presence
# cat in the room induces an at
ack of Asthma.
Colorado uses more than 100000
electrical horse power every day to
I'm its industries.
The review. [volume] (High Point, N.C.) 1908-19??, 1916-06-08

The big evangelistic, union meet
ing is in progress at the auditorium
on South Main. The big tent was
damaged by the storm so badly that
it could not be used and the audi.
forum was the only available place.
All the churches of the city are unit
ing in the meeting which it is hoped
will prove a great blessing to High
Point.
The review. [volume] (High Point, N.C.) 1908-19??, 1916-06-08

Miss Mary Alice Tate, the accom-
plished daughter of Mr.. and Mrs. A
E. Tate is at home from Converse
College, to the delight of her many
friends.
The review. [volume] (High Point, N.C.) 1908-19??, 1916-06-08
See the want and for sale'' column
for exceptionally big values in vario,o
useful articles.

An invitation to
visit High Points
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the BEST POSSIBLE SERVICE.
Our prices are as low as is con-
slStent with QUALITY and service,
and we are ANXIOUS to serve one
and all under these conditions.
We make a SPECIAL price of &c
pound on family washngs and we
believe it would pay you to have
your weekly washings> done at our
laundry.
We will be glad to show YOU
through our laundry and let you see
for yourself the modern and santa
ry way in which all kinds of wearing
apparel is turned out by us.
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The review. [volume] (High Point, N.C.) 1908-19??, 1916-06-08

We have arranged with the author t.
fill all orders for these books. Remi
price of book or books you desire t.
this paper and name of the book o.
books you wish and the same will b
sent to you at once.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1916-07-15
Thompson Goes to Alaska.

The Medford sun OF July 12 con-
tanned the following story about a
former local young man who while
here was employed a. Alexanders:
D. A. Thompson, who for the past
year, has been connected with the
May Company store, leaves for Jun
eau. Alaska, today, where he is to
be associated with the B NJ. Ben
rends Company, who operate one of
the largest department stores IL
Alaska
Mr.. Thompson is live-Wire
young merchant, thoroughly expert
enced in the business and is very at
tentive TO his work He has mate
rally increased the business of the
May Company and IS popular with
the people and his fellow merchants
who will regret to see him leave. Mt
Tho1npson is also an extensive ard
iudicious advertiser. He has made
study OF that phase Of the business
and prepares some or the best copy
and ad designs of any merchant tha'
has ever been seen in Medford,
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1916-07-15
Grand Master Coming.

II. 5. Westbrooke, grand master of
the odd Fellows of Oregon will be
guest of the local members of the or
der this evening, Mr., Westbrooke
was in La Grande last night making
an official visit and four members OF
Pendleton lodge went over and will
bring him back for this evening by
automobile. Those who went to La
Grande were Henry Craig. II. j, Tay-
lor. Robert Kirkpatrick and r. Alex
ander. All members of Integrity and
Eureka lodges have been invited to
attend this evening to meet the grand
master. He is a pleasant and master
full speaker Light refreshments viii
be served during the evening.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1916-07-15

SAN ANTONIO, Joly 15.-Half the
militiamen along the border will at
tempt to obtain their release through
the Dependent relative provision in
army orders. declared staff officer.
The wholesale desire for release is
due to the present inactivity Samples
Of pleas made We're: Father needs
me in the bank" ~ am losing money
by staying here"
Funston remarked such excuses
won't go far"
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1916-07-15

time south on Main and just opposite
the st, George Hotel Golfer ran him
down from behind, The first impact
threw Hooker forward into his barrow
and the car passed over him. lie
clutched at a rod under the car and
managed to keep himself clear of the
wheels. However he was dragged
about Is feet and sustained badly
wrenChed back as wen as many pain
/ full bruises and abraisions He was
picked up and carried into his place
Of business, Officer Nash witnessed
the accident and placed Golfer under
arrest Al the time he had bottle
of alcohol in his pocket and the Off
GERS allege he was intoxicated, His
trial has been set for this afternoon
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1916-07-15
COS Ncw rrniccting Machinc.

The management of the Cosy the
ater has installed a new Simplex pro-
jecting machine which is capable of
running 1000 feet without stop and
without flicker 1t has double
magazine and is run by a direct cur
rent instead of an alternating current
Of electricity 1t insures for the pa
irons of the playhouse the best pos
sible screen results.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1916-07-15

Sol Baum and Fred Book brought
back to Pendleton yesterday II big
Dolly Warden trout which they had
caught on the north fork Of the Uma-
tilla. The largest weighed about 5 y
pounds and is one of the largest Dol
ly Nardens ever drawn out of the
streams of this county.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1916-07-15
Arrested for Running Down Man.

John Golfer Of Echo is under arrest
in this city on charge of having
been drunk and disorderly. His ar
rest grows out of an accident on Main
street about o'clock last evening in
which George Hooker, well known
young florist, was struck by car
driven by Golfer and run over he
was wheeling a wheelbarrow at the
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1916-07-15

Lefty Schroeder Pendleton pitch
er who recently joined the Butte team
of the Northwest League and who won
two games from the Spokane leaders
during his first week promises to be
the cause of a lively scrap. The Seat
tie club has laid claim to him and
Butte promises to make a fight before
releasing him.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1916-07-15
To Attend synod.

Rev j. NJ CornehSon, missionary at
Tutuina, and Raymond Hatch, dele
gate from the Pendletou Presbyterian
church, will leave tomorrow night
for Eugene to attend the Presbyterian
Synod. Parsons Motanic, well known
Indian. will leave Monday TO attend
the same synod
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1916-07-15
II. S. sounding for Peace

BERLIN, July 15.-The United
States is confidentially sounding the
American ambassadors regarding in
ternational peace and the public's at
titude toward peace, the Amsterdam
correspondent of the Vossische Zei-
tung reports. The object is to ini-
tlate peace move. The correspond
ent said that he received the news
from a reliable source In London.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1916-07-15

at the St. George Grille. The young
couple left on honeymoon trip to
Portland, San Francisco, Seattle and
Spokane and, on their return, will
make their home at Pasco, Mr. Hicks
being the Northern Express messen-
ger between this city and Pasco,
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1916-07-15

Miss Ruth Gaskell of La Grands
is visitor in the city.
Horace Walker OF Stanfield ex-
county commissioner, Is making this
city a visit.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1916-07-15
MSS CLEVELAND

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LONDON, July 15.-Miss Esther
Cleveland. eldest daughter Of the late
Grover Cleveland. has volunteered
her services at st. Duston's and is
making a noble sacrifice in aiding and
caring for blind British soldiers.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1916-07-15
Suit on Note.

sun WI ANVtNs
Janet Balm has brought suit against
Emil o. Beilke in the circuit court to
foreclose mortgage alleged to have
been given to secure a note for $4,000,
She asks for 5000 attorney fees, costs
and disbursements 5. \. Lowell Is her
attorney.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1916-07-15

several dams to hold the water at
Texas streams and urges a consider
able amount of work along the h'o
Grande to prevent the constant chang
ing of the International boundary
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1916-07-15
Yeager Returns.

]. Alton Yeager, sealer of weights
and measures for eastern Oregon and
republican candidate for assessor, re-
turned last night from a trip through
Baker and other counties to the east.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1916-07-15

DEGREES of divorce have been grant
ed to the plaintiffs in the cases Of
Annahelle Heishman vs., John ].
Heishman and of Alice Atheia Jones
VS., Claude William Jones,
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1916-07-15
James Hay Nominated.

WASHINGTON, July 15,-Presi-
dent Wilson nominated Congressman
James Hay of Virginia, as judge OF
the United states court of claims,
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1916-07-15

Don RAIDER, former Pendleton boy
who has been with the Vernon Coast
league team for two seasons, has been
traded to Sioux City, according to re-
ports.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1916-07-15

land, is proposed in report issued by
the Federal Bureau Of Water Con-
servation containing the combined
opinions Of a number of engineers
The plan recommends the erection OF
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1916-07-15
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@. D. Teel came up this morning
from Echo on the motor car,
Mr.. and Mrs win Switzler Of UNA
tilla, came in this morning on the
motor car,
f. T. Wade leaves tomorro" Io'
Portland to attend the meeting oil the
Portland Realty board.
Mr. and Mrs. Marion Jack and chll'
dren left this morning for their sum
mer home near Meacnam,
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1916-07-15

Mr.. and Mrs, D. Brusha will leave
soon for eastern points on a buying
trip for Mrs Brusha's millinery
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1916-07-15

Miss Pauline Lederle Of Ia Grande
is here visiting her rather who is at
st Anthony's hospital.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1916-07-15

Misses Amanda and Erna Mumtn
will leave tomorrow for Portlahu'
where they will visit Tor shoi
time. Later they may go on to sea-
side
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1916-07-15

F. f, Loghen of Heppner is regis
tered at the Pendleton.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1916-07-15

Mr.. and Mrs r, G. Sayres and son
Stanley. expect to leave today in their
car on an extended auto trip over
the northwest. They will drive TO
Portland, north to Tacoma and Sc
attIe and return by way of Spokane
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1916-07-15

Last evening at $3.50 at the Metho.
dist parsonage, Raymond Hicks oil
Pasco claimed as his bride Miss cara
Marshall. a popular Pendleton girl
Rev. c. A. Hodshire officiated ana
the ceremony was witnessed only oy
a few friends Following the cere-
money a wedding supper was ENJOY
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1916-07-15

Mr. and Mrs. Charles Preston, Mrs
Thomas c. Warner and Mrs. Paul sui
livan are expected to arrive by auto
from Portland this evening Mrs'
Warner. who formerly lived here
will visit with Mrs, Jessie Shultz' and
the others will go on to Walla Walla
Palisadian. [volume] (Cliffside Park, N.J.) 1906-current, 1916-06-10

The Cuban government will erect
a lighthouse at Santiago powerful
enough for it's light to serve as a
beacon for mariners fifty miles away
Palisadian. [volume] (Cliffside Park, N.J.) 1906-current, 1916-06-10

ice cream cones, an ice cream dip
and containers and So worth of home
grown truck were secured.
At the end Of his first day he had
So in cash and $2.75 in stock. At the
end of the second day he had $3.50
in cash and SIS in stock. At the end
of the third day he had 81 in cash
and 81 in stock. The fourth day his
wagon broke down early in the morn
ing. His 81 cash, which was invest
ed in apples, bananas, beans and peas,
dwindled to less than half through
spoilage; his only really non-perish-
able stuff being hamper of potatoes.
To repair the wagon cost S1.50. The
fifth day the $14 worth of damaged
goods was turned into 81 cash.
Day No. 6-Monday. The boy met
his S. weekly payment and invested
the 81 remaining in garden truck.
Sales amounted to $3.50. With Mon
days left-overs and bunch of
bananas, he started out Tuesday to
build up again. In the middle of the
day came another breakdown, with a
81 repair bill and loss of time and
goods. He began once more, and
Tuesday morning, a week later, he
had the following stock: One bunch
of bananas, one barrel of apples, one
hamper each of beans, peas and new
potatoes, five and one-half dozen
cabbages, Is dozen eggs, two cases
of Coca-Cola, six heads of lettuce,
one and one-half dozen punches of
mustard. At four o'clock in the
morning behold him on his way. But
wait-a front tire snaps. The wheel
collapses, the eggs are overturned;
he takes the wagon back five miles to
a blacksmith shop where it stays
until five o'clock that afternoon,
while the bananas turn black, the
apples rot and the beans and peas
become unstable.
But Wednesday morning early, out
again. Through the week another
building up. Then Saturday mott
Palisadian. [volume] (Cliffside Park, N.J.) 1906-current, 1916-06-10
Quit Your Dragging

Don't be braggart.
Don't be vainglorious.
If you do some good act and you
cannot forget about your goodness,
your motive was not right, no matter
what you told yourself.
Real charity is not done to crafty
ones vanity.
Neither does the recipient of your
kindness like to feel that you tell
people how much you have done to
help So and So along.
1t takes all the pleasure away from
one who is granted a favor to have
some one come up and say: 81 have
just heard of what A did for you, and
I think it was lovely of him to do it.
Of course, he could as we'll as not,
but many another would not have
been so generous"
1t leaves sting when you find out
that your kind friend is reporting his
goodness to you, and what shall we
say of the one who is constantly re-
minding the recipient of the favors
bestowed?
Don't do good so that some one will
have to pat you on the back.
Almost any person would rather
do without a favor than find out that
his benefactor is making capital out
of his generosity.
Palisadian. [volume] (Cliffside Park, N.J.) 1906-current, 1916-06-10
Hot Weather Bugs

In using a slangy title to this
editorial there is no intention to hurt
the feelings of the stylists who de-
plore the use of unchoice form of
speech. The term is, however, very
definite in it's application.
In view of the fact that our old
friend Summer Solstice is on the way
for his annual visit, it behooves every
man to be on guard against the self
constituted authority who will tell us
all about how to avoid heat depres-
sion. One will tell us to keep out
of the sun. Very good, but what of
lodging 95 in the shade? There are
conditions of humidity at times when
only a block of ice to sit on can
palliate the heat.
Others think denying ourselves ice
water. Some want us to deny our
selves vegetables, while others are
sure that meat has more heat units
concealed within it's fibers than a hot
stove. Coffee and tea lead direct to
the hospital, we are led to believe by
those authorities "who know"
Another righteous exponent of being
clean thinks bathing once or twice a
day are sure processes of preventing
heat worry.
The best solution of all heat
troubles, however, comes from an old
citizen who says he "just drums along
and minds his own business"
Perhaps, after all, this is sage
counsel. The man who uses a little
horse sense and judgment and minds
his own business is not going to let
Palisadian. [volume] (Cliffside Park, N.J.) 1906-current, 1916-06-10
The Tragedy of Kitchner

In the making of a soldier, effici-
ency is the first great consideration.
The death by terrible sea tragedy
of Lord Kitchener, England's Secre-
tary of War, took away from the
arena of worlds conflict, one of the
greatest efficiency builders the world
has known. Whenever he has served
England it has been on the basis of
an organized plan of performance, a
clock-like precision of preparation,
with discipline enforcement in its
highest form.
Kitchener fought and won the Boer
war by a system which has been
called a game of chess. He never
played a pawn without checkmating
the foe. Going into the European
war without an army of consequence,
he finally built up the largest volun-
teer force ever organized, and these
100000 raw troops have given a
good account of themselves because
Kitchener know how to make them
efficient.
Kitchener was called cold, distant,
reserved. This was
haps, he knew how to olliiid 4lls 0wll
business, and his mental tendency
was unobtrusive. At any rate, he
delivered well for England, regard
less. of much home criticism within
recent months. Nevertheless the
world has not heard of many severe
reverses of English troops in France
Of Kitchener it may be said that
he was Jealous in behalf of duty, and
he was ever responsive to his coun-
try's call, whether to the heart of
torrid Africa or to the frozen fields
of Russia to which point he was en-
route when cruel fate overlook
him. That he will live and rank
among the highest of English men of
valor and military genius is GER
tainty.
Palisadian. [volume] (Cliffside Park, N.J.) 1906-current, 1916-06-10

fcation from the Humane society that
his horse must rest fifteen days.
Sunday morning at our service l
made brief mention of the case and
asked for 500 to buy another horse
and repair the wagon. During the
afternoon and evening different per-
sons called up, contributing $51.50 in
money and in addition a good mule
and good wagon. Monday physi-
clan called, saying that he would like
to see the boy and give him treatment.
Now this story has two morals:
First. Don't say that the world is
cold and selfish. Second. Don't
whine and quit when the next set
back comes. Get up and go on
Henry M. Edmonds, in Birmingham
Age Herald.
What lesson for humanity.
Palisadian. [volume] (Cliffside Park, N.J.) 1906-current, 1916-06-10
WOman's Garb of the DAY

We are living in a strange era.
Present day morals may be no worse
than have been known.
But society winks at more daring
things among women, perhaps, than
in any other age.
Whenever the innovation comes in
women's dress we generally find that
the same style has prevailed before,
or something like it.
But none of the most Anticipated
style books show anything to compare
or compete with the present garb of
women.
In our cities, towns and villages the
expose of the person allowed by
dressmakers is appalling. 1t is not
SO much question of leaving moth
ing to the imagination as it is an ap-
parent lack of shame in many in
stances.
Palisadian. [volume] (Cliffside Park, N.J.) 1906-current, 1916-06-10
SATURDAY, JUNE 10, 1916
The North Sea Battle

1t does not surprise us that Ger
many gave good account of herself
in the recent marine battle with Eng
land. You will have to hand it to the
Teuton for putting up model de-
Tense in a contest fraught with SO
much interest, and on which so much
depended. 1t re-emphasized her fight
ing strength in a new phase of the
war.
Nobody knows the truth of the
battle yet. Neither side can afford
to give out the actual figures because
the moral issue to each is so i'm
portant.
That Germany fought with ire
mendous energy, however, may be
said, also, of England. The fighting
units engaged in the encounter may
have been larger than anyone now
knows.
If Germany broke England's sea
power, it will take only very short
while for the fact to assert itself,
and no one can rightfully at this
time question the statement Ger
many sends out to this effect.
We may now look to see German
sails dotting the high seas every
where. The scores of informed ships
lying in neutral waters all over the
world will soon steam up and begin
ploughing the oceans waters, and
German commerce will be restored
where It ono nls. -
Just what is to become of Eng
land with this leg of her protection
gone, it is not necessary to predict
now. To be sure she has huge
army in France, but this will soon be
captured with England out of the
way. France alone cannot prolong
the struggle, and the war should
soon end.
In the meantime, the small residue
of English ships of war have scudded
off to some unknown haven to think
it over. Like the small boy after a
fight who went home with a badly
SCARED face, he looked as though he
had taken terrible whipping; but
he only said, "You ought to see the
other felloW!"
And when Germany inflicted this
drubbing to England and broke her
sea power, not thing was done to
the fleets of Russia and France. They
still remain to get theirs.
Palisadian. [volume] (Cliffside Park, N.J.) 1906-current, 1916-06-10
Misfortune and the Sanaritans

The boy was crippled in both legs
and hardly able to walk. The man to
whom he applied for work was not
able to give him work, but he took
him home and kept him for a few
months while the search went on.
No work.
Then our Good Samaritan bought a
horse and wagon for $65, $40 cash
and SIS a week. A supply of feed,
Palisadian. [volume] (Cliffside Park, N.J.) 1906-current, 1916-06-10

All precepts concerning kings are
cOmprehended in these: Remember
thou art a man; remember thou art
Gods ceregent.-BacOn.
Palisadian. [volume] (Cliffside Park, N.J.) 1906-current, 1916-06-10

Nor shall the sacred character of
king be urged to shield me from thy
bold appeal. If l have injured thee,
that makes us equal.-Dryden.
Palisadian. [volume] (Cliffside Park, N.J.) 1906-current, 1916-06-10

little thing like high temperature
fuss him up, and he will always be
cool enough.
Palisadian. [volume] (Cliffside Park, N.J.) 1906-current, 1916-06-10

A mans a man; but when you see
a king, you see the work of many
thousand men.-GeOrge Eliot.
Palisadian. [volume] (Cliffside Park, N.J.) 1906-current, 1916-06-10

He on whom heaven cOnfers
sceptre knows not the weight till he
bear it.-COrneille.