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The Celina Democrat. (Celina, O. [Ohio]) 1895-1921, 1916-11-24

Roundabout Way.

II see where an aviator cOntrived to
have the last word with his wife"
"How on earth did he do it?"
"He didn't exactly do it on earth"
"NoY
"He rose 1000 feet in the air and
dropped her a message .'-Birmingha
Age-Herald.
The Celina Democrat. (Celina, O. [Ohio]) 1895-1921, 1916-11-24
AL Settled.

Papa" said the sweet girl affec'
tionately. you wouldn't like me to Sc
away and leave you, would your
Indeed l would not, my dearest"
said the wealthy father fOndly.
I'm so glad sighed the girl. Now
I'll marry Mr. POorchap. He's willing
to live here"
The Celina Democrat. (Celina, O. [Ohio]) 1895-1921, 1916-11-24
Knows Her own Wants.

Mother, may l have some more
pie?" said Lucy
mo, dear, you have had one piece,
and that is enough"
"Now, mother, you think you know
all about my stomach, and you don't
at all, for it wants another piece of
pie"
The Celina Democrat. (Celina, O. [Ohio]) 1895-1921, 1916-11-24

Dodd's Kidney Pills.
It is now three
years since l fin
ished taking these
Pills and l have had
no trouble with my
kidneys since. 1
was pretty bad for
ten or twelve years
prior to taking your
traatuaut and will
The Celina Democrat. (Celina, O. [Ohio]) 1895-1921, 1916-11-24

behind the army'-the men back of
the line, in the supply and transport
divisions where the strain is not so
great. These older men are too sus-
ceptible to trench diseases to be of
great use on the firing line.
England already is registering boys
born in 1899 preparatory to calling
them up when they attain their eight
eenth year.
The Celina Democrat. (Celina, O. [Ohio]) 1895-1921, 1916-11-24
Fifteen-Year.oIds Wed.

Norwich, N. Y.-Miss Ruth Whit
marsh and Stuart G. Nudge, both fif
teen years old, have just been married
here after obtaining the consent of
their parents.
The Celina Democrat. (Celina, O. [Ohio]) 1895-1921, 1916-11-24

Field Marshal Won Mackensen, com
mander of the Teuton forces in
Dobrudja, who has just routed the
Russo-Roumanian armies and now
threatens to drive on Bucharest, the
capital of Roumania, is regarded as
one of Germany's foremost generals.
Many of her military successes in the
East are attributed to his sagacious
campaigning. Mrs. Won Mackensen
died in her ninetieth year. She took
great pride in the achievements Of her
illustrious son.
The Celina Democrat. (Celina, O. [Ohio]) 1895-1921, 1916-11-24

time ago / was
sick was laid up
about tn r g Q
months W 1 { h a
very bad case OF
weakness peculiar
30 women. l took
If vOrite Pre-
scriptlon' a n d
Pleasant Pellets
and got immedi-
ate relief, and In
about four months
1 was well rs ever.
The Celina Democrat. (Celina, O. [Ohio]) 1895-1921, 1916-11-24

We read of the seven ages of man,
but one age is ample for the average
woman.
The Celina Democrat. (Celina, O. [Ohio]) 1895-1921, 1916-11-24
AN APPREcIATIvE LETTER.

Mr.. NJ. A. Page, osceola, Wis, un-
der date of Feb. 16, 1916, writes:
Some years ago was troubled with
my kidneys and was advised to try
The Celina Democrat. (Celina, O. [Ohio]) 1895-1921, 1916-11-24

If girl removes the family portraits
from the front parlor, it's sign that
she is afflicted with social aspirations.
The Celina Democrat. (Celina, O. [Ohio]) 1895-1921, 1916-11-24

In the various walks of life some
people have walkover and others are
walked on
The Celina Democrat. (Celina, O. [Ohio]) 1895-1921, 1916-11-24

A man can talk on a dozen subjects
easier than a woman can stop talking
on one.
The Celina Democrat. (Celina, O. [Ohio]) 1895-1921, 1916-11-24

Practice makes perfect-at least pi-
ano practice makes perfect martyrs of
the neighbors.
The Celina Democrat. (Celina, O. [Ohio]) 1895-1921, 1916-11-24

'You had narrow escape from the
sharks this summer"
e no war TAX on land and no

sharks this summer"
YES" replied Mr.. Meekton.
'Your wife must have been very
grateful to the lifeguard who rescued
you"
81 hope so. i saw her talking to him.
But I'm not sure whether she was
thanking him or scolding him for but
ting in"
The Celina Democrat. (Celina, O. [Ohio]) 1895-1921, 1916-11-24
Elnds Diamond Lost a Year.

New York.-While cleaning the
drain pipe of wash basin Whitney
Van Wicklen, a plumber, found a 5000
diamond he lost from his ring a year
ago.
The Celina Democrat. (Celina, O. [Ohio]) 1895-1921, 1916-11-24

Hollands mines are now producing
coal at rate of about 100000 tons
a year.
The Celina Democrat. (Celina, O. [Ohio]) 1895-1921, 1916-11-24
MICHIGAN NEWS

Kalamazoo, Mlch--'T found DR.
Pierce's medicines to be good, Some
The Celina Democrat. (Celina, O. [Ohio]) 1895-1921, 1916-11-24
Way Of Mothers.

Always sure 10 please, Red Croas Ball
Blue. AN grooers sell H. Adv.
The Celina Democrat. (Celina, O. [Ohio]) 1895-1921, 1916-11-24

way OF Wothefe.
Mothers have memories Of only the
good IN their children-they always
forget the bad.
The Celina Democrat. (Celina, O. [Ohio]) 1895-1921, 1916-11-24

A girl is pretty safe in marrying a
young man whose mother cannot cook.
The Celina Democrat. (Celina, O. [Ohio]) 1895-1921, 1916-11-24

Ecuador imports American dynamite
The daily Gate City and constitution-Democrat. (Keokuk, Iowa) 1916-1922, 1916-11-28
CAN HELP
THE CHILDREN
Appeal Made In Behalf Of the Chris
tian Home Orphaaase at
Council Bluffs.

The Christian Home Orphanage at
Council Bluffs has received since
the first Of September one aged WON
an, six mothers and seventy-eight
children. Homes were found for
twenty-three children; relatives were
found able and willing TO care for
twenty-three; positions were found
for three of the older children; three
mothers with ten children were as
sisted in restablishing their homes.
Present number in the home, 272:
| This home has been the means OF
saving thousands of children from
| lives of misery and degradation. 1t
| is unsectarian and has no funds from
any source but the sympathy of phil
anthropic people.
During the last few months cash
receipts have been insufficient to
meet the increased cost Of food,
clothing, fuel, ETC., or to buy winter
supplies.
A debt has been accumulated be-
cause the children must have three
substantial meals and other needs
met each day.
The home is depending in vital
sense upon generous Thanksgiving
offering.
Send donations to Mr.. II. r. Lemen
Christian Home, Council Bluffs, Iowa.
or leave at Gate City office.
The daily Gate City and constitution-Democrat. (Keokuk, Iowa) 1916-1922, 1916-11-28
BAPTISED INTO
GREEK CHURCH
interesting Ceremonies at Home o.
Nicholas Lambrakls Last
Evening.

Two Greek babies. the sons OF
Mr.. and Mrs. Louis Grives, 300 North
Fifth street, and Mr.. and Mrs. Nich-
olas Lambrakis, 624 Palean street,
were baptised into the Greek ortho.
dox church last night at the home OF
the latter, the interesting ceremon-
les OF the church being performed,
following which the guests present
enjoyed a fine repast and an evening
of pleasure.
The babies baptised are Demetrius
Griyes and yasele Lambrakis, both
eight months of. age. Rev. Karahiles'
priest OF the Greek orthodox church
Of Moline, was present and had
charge Of the ceremonies, which were
an hour and twenty minutes in length.
There were about seventy-f1ve
guests present at the christening. IN.
GLIDING Greek and American FRIENDS
of the two families. A fine dinner
was served to the guests after the
ceremonies and then there was
music and dancing and general
Notification. in which all present en-
joyed themselves.
Mr. and Mrs. Grives are leaving to-
morrow for Scott Bluff, Nebraska
Mr.. Grives was proprietor OF the
Lunch Club here for the last year
and half.
The daily Gate City and constitution-Democrat. (Keokuk, Iowa) 1916-1922, 1916-11-28

A, shoe factory from st. Louis has re-
zone cities. near the dam, to look for
a location.
Sunday was a beautiful spring day,
though windy. Country roads too
muddy for autos.
A community tea was given by the
ladies of st. Paul's Episcopal church
in ST. Agnes guild hall on Friday at
2:3O D. m, to which everybody was
invited; 1t was largely attended and
greatly enjoyed; these teas have
been given for over a year and have
become quite popular; they bring to-
gether all classes Of people in the
community for all are welcome;
much good in various ways has re-
suited rS
Rev. Mcdaniel. colored Baptist
minister Of prominence. was in the
city several days in the interest Of
the Enterprise Trade School, Chicago,
of which he is founder.
He spoke Sunday morning in the
German NJ. E. church to a large and
interested audience. Rev. McDaniePs
school is modelled after the Booker
T. Washington school, and though
yet in it's infancy, hopes soon to
acquire $4,000 property in Chi
cago; he is raising funds for its pur-
chase. a partial payment having
been made; he is receiving courteous
and kindly treatment wherever he
goes.
The Capital City News of Boise.
| Idaho, of Sunday. Nov. 18th. has .
The daily Gate City and constitution-Democrat. (Keokuk, Iowa) 1916-1922, 1916-11-28

WARSAW, ILL.,, Nov. Pa resi-
dent of Yakima, Washington. writing
recently to a Warsaw relative, re-
garding crops in that section, says:
"NearIy everybody had good crops
here this year, and good prices, but
they have had six or seven awfully
lean years Potatoes have been
$4,000 per ton, that is what the
farmer got, although many OF them
had previously contracted for $500,
500. 90. $1,000 and $24.00 per ton.
know one young fellow who sold his
crop of potatoes off Of three acres
for 100000; I think he received
about $24OO per ton. Another man
threshed 1886 bushels of wheat from
thirty acres, and sold the wheat for
$1.2O per bushel and sold the stubble
field for pasture for $1,000. The
Japanese farm quite extensively and
successfully here. One Jap Of my
acquaintance had 200 acres in po-
tatoes, another $50 acres, others 80
acres. some more and some less. One
jap will make more than $4,000, and
another is reported to have made $780,
900 this year. Then again on the
other hand, last Monday we had a
freeze, mercury down to degrees
above Zero One farmer had 35 acres
of potatoes dug and in sacks in the
field and they all froze; another had
20 acres in the ground and they VIII
stay there. There is, or will be prob
ably 500 to 700 carloads of apples
and potatoes lost by freezing in the
The daily Gate City and constitution-Democrat. (Keokuk, Iowa) 1916-1922, 1916-11-28
Isn't Il the Truth!

when you get up IN the morning
with the ground all covered with
dew, you want that bath OF hot water
and you want it P. D. O.
But the fact is. you don't get it,
unless you have an "Ohio-M" Instan-
taneous Non.Vent Pipe Water Heater
installed over your bath tub. This
heater gives the quickest and cheap
est hot water in the world, and burns
gas-the cheap fuel. Have your dealer
place one on thirty days trial. Write
for booklet and full particulars. Day
ton Manufacturing Company, Dayton.
Ohio
The daily Gate City and constitution-Democrat. (Keokuk, Iowa) 1916-1922, 1916-11-28

= yeracious press agents of railroads
srudsingly award the palm of popu-
iarity measured by patronage to the
division Of the Chesapeake & Ohio
railroad between Charleston, W. Va,
and Ashland, KY. In addition to
regular trains, three specials are now
scheduled for round trips on Tues
DAYS. Thursday and Saturdays. These
are known as tank trains and carry
LIQUID moisture from the Ashland
oasis to bone-dry Charleston Each
tank. however, is personally conduct
ed. Besides what a passenger may
carry under his belt, each is allow
ed to carry one suit case filled with
liquor, the case to be no larger than
twenty-four by thirteen by eight
inches" The drain on Kentucky Is
fierce, but the founts seem equal to II.
The daily Gate City and constitution-Democrat. (Keokuk, Iowa) 1916-1922, 1916-11-28
Good Old HO,7,e.Mdde
Family Cough Remedy
mIuch Better than the ReadSs
Made Kind-Easily ana
Cheaply Prepared.
,7Rs7S2S2S1s1ES2s2RS1

!. If you combined the curative proper
ties of every known "ready-made' cough
remedy, you would hardly have in them
all the curative power that lies in this
simple homemade" cough syrup which
takes only few minutes to prepare.
Get from any druggist 21a ounces OF
Plnex $50 cents WORTH, pour it into a
pint bottle and fill the bottle with plain
graduated sugar syrup. The total cost
Is about 81 cents and gives you full
pint of really better cough syrup than
you, could buy ready-made for $3.50.
tastes pleasant and never spoils.
:. This Pinex and sugar syrup prepare
ton gets right ut the cause of a cough
and gives almost immediate relief. 1t
ioosens the phlegm, stops the nasty
throat tickle and heals the sore, irri-
tated membranes that line the throat,
chest and bronchial tubes, SO gently
and easily that it is really astonishing.
A days use will usually overcome the
ordinary cough and for bronchitis,
Group, whooping cough and bronchial
asthma, there is nothing better.
Pinex is most valuable concentrated
compound of genuine Norway pine ex-
tract, combined with guaiacol and has
been used for generations to break up
severe coughs.
To avoid disappointment, be sure to
ask your druggist for t212 ounces OF
Pinex" with full directions, and don't
accept anything else. A guarantee of
ABSOLUTE satisfaction or money prompt
~ refunded, goes with this preparation.
Inc Pinex CO., Fl. Wayne, Ind.
The daily Gate City and constitution-Democrat. (Keokuk, Iowa) 1916-1922, 1916-11-28
MILLIONS USE It
To STOP A COLD
"PAPE'S COLD COMPOUND" ENDS
SEVERE COLDS OR GRIPPE
IN FEW HOURS

Relief comes instantly.
dose taken every two hours until
three doses are taken will end grippe
misery and break up a severe cold
either in the head, chest, body or
limbs. ..-.-
1t promptly opens clogged-up nos
trils and air passages in the head,
stops nasty discharge or nose run
ming, relieves sick headache, dullness,
feverishness, sore throat, sneezing.
soreness and stiffness.
Don't stay suffedIup! Quit blow
ing and snuffling' Ease your throb-
bling head! Nothing else in the world
gives such prompt relief as "Pape's
Cold Compound" which costs only rs
cents at any drug store. 1t acts with
out assistance, tastes nice, causes no
Inconvenience. Be sure you get the
genuine.
The daily Gate City and constitution-Democrat. (Keokuk, Iowa) 1916-1922, 1916-11-28
Severe Rheumatic
Pains Disappear

Rheumatism depends on an acid
which flows in the blood, affecting
the muscles and joints. producing IN
Illumination, stiffness and pain: This
acid gets into the blood through some
defect in the digestive processes, ana
remains there because the liver, kid
neys and skin are too torpid to carry
it off.
Hoods Sarsaparilla, the oid-ume
blood tonic, is very successful IN the
treatment of rheumatism. 1t acts d.
rectly, with purifying effect, on the
blood, and through the blood on the
liver, kidneys and skin, which It
stimulates, and at the same time 1t
improves the digestion.
Get Hoods Sarsapril.a today. Sold
by all druggists.
The daily Gate City and constitution-Democrat. (Keokuk, Iowa) 1916-1922, 1916-11-28
Eho WA II SAW
b c:GATE;G&1T!!::Y:!

Yakima valley"
Land is high in the country around
Yakima, much OF it being irrigated,
and rents are high also, but much
money is made and the little brown
man"-seems to be more successful
than his white brother, and it is said
he bears disappointment better than
the latter.
John H. Giller left Sunday for Little
Rock. Arkansas; he will also go south
of there to visit his large timber
land interests.
A committee was appointed at the
Commercial club meeting Thursd day
last, to ascertain if the Grace Mills
(Which has recently been denuded Of
it's machinery was available for
factory; also lowest cash price and
if for rent, what the rent would be.
The daily Gate City and constitution-Democrat. (Keokuk, Iowa) 1916-1922, 1916-11-28
Of Governor Alexander's

photogravure Of Governor Alexander's
campaigning party that made fifty
four miles per hour recently in a
motor car on the Cammas valley rail
road. Almost central in the picture
is the figure Of our friend, John vogt,
who represented the Capital City
News; Mr.. Vogt went to the News
over four years ago and has been
very successful; his principal polite
al assignments are trips with COVER
nors and senators. He has also
gathered from time to time interest
ing statistics as to the recent growth
and development Of that portion Of
Idaho.
The daily Gate City and constitution-Democrat. (Keokuk, Iowa) 1916-1922, 1916-11-28
BARRING STOCK
FROM MISSOURI
States Quarantine Will HIT Ship
nents from Clark County and
Along K. e. w.

The quarantine which has been
established by the state veterinarian
against Missouri will affect shipments
of stock into Keokuk from CLARK
county and from points along the
Keokuk and Western In missouri.
The state veterinarian, Dr. }. /. CAD
son, has sent kilograms to the ieo,
eral authorities seeking information
regarding the appearance of hoof ana
mouth disease in the stock yards
there.
A quarantine was established last
wear. when Illinois points were affect
ed.
The daily Gate City and constitution-Democrat. (Keokuk, Iowa) 1916-1922, 1916-11-28
YEAR IN JAIL
is SENTENCE
ScottyoEsteil Must Pay That Penalty
for Charge to Which He
Pleads Guilty.

william (Scotty) Estell, charged
with assault with intent to inflict
great bodily injury, who was recently
arrested, pleaded guilty yesterday In
district court and was sentenced to
year in the county Jail at Keoknk and
to pay the costs Of prosecution:
Orville Pulls, charged with break
ing and entering, has pleaded guilty
to the Indictment and was sentenced
to nav a fine of 500 and to be con-
fined to the county Jail for a year.
The daily Gate City and constitution-Democrat. (Keokuk, Iowa) 1916-1922, 1916-11-28

Time he has already served will De
taken into consideration.
The two cases of the state against
Clement Farrell have been passed
for the term as the defendant Is In
a hospital.
In the case of Williams VS.. Latta'
on a motion for more specific state
ment, the court has oyerruled ana
sustained portions of the motion.
The daily Gate City and constitution-Democrat. (Keokuk, Iowa) 1916-1922, 1916-11-28
Coal Macon Drivers Struck.

IUnited Press Leased Wire Service.1
FORT DODGE, Iowa, Nov. 2S.-The
coal supply to consumers was prac-
tically cut off Monday when over
fifty coal teamsters went on strike
after employers rejected a demand
for ten cents extra pay on every ton
delivered. The teamsters organized
a union Saturday night.
The daily Gate City and constitution-Democrat. (Keokuk, Iowa) 1916-1922, 1916-11-28

has been announced by the congress
sional union for woman suffrage.
Plans have been made for public
funeral in New York. but the family
has not yet consented. Present plans
call for a private funeral and burial.
The daily Gate City and constitution-Democrat. (Keokuk, Iowa) 1916-1922, 1916-11-28
ASTHMA SUFFERER

Write today, will tell you, free OF
charge. Of a simple home treatment
for asthma which cured me after
physicians and change of climate
failed. am so grateful for my pres
emit good health, after years of suffer
ing, that / want everyone to know Of
this wond Ell sul treatment Mrs. Nellie
Evans, SIS XII. Des Moines. Iowa.
The daily Gate City and constitution-Democrat. (Keokuk, Iowa) 1916-1922, 1916-11-28
AND BOWLING.

FOR SALE--Billiard tables. brand
new, carom and pocket, with complete
outfit, s125; second hand tables at
reduced prices. Easy payments. Cigar
store. drug, delicatessen and soda
fountain fixtures. The Brunswick
Balke-Collender Co., Davenport, Iowa.
I. c. Sanders, agent. PIG Harrison St.
The daily Gate City and constitution-Democrat. (Keokuk, Iowa) 1916-1922, 1916-11-28

Clarksdale, Miss, proposes the
building of municipal railroad to
connect the city with the Mississippi
river, as mems toward giving re-
lief from the present high freight
rates..
The daily Gate City and constitution-Democrat. (Keokuk, Iowa) 1916-1922, 1916-11-28

SEE WINDOWS, NEW 1917 MODELS
Notice how different Lowitz models
suits, choice $40; skirts, choice 20,
and 200 cloaks, extra special sale. oo
new street and afternoon dresses.
The daily Gate City and constitution-Democrat. (Keokuk, Iowa) 1916-1922, 1916-11-28
Memorial Service.

United Press Leased Wire Service.1
NEW YORK, Nov. ga memorial
service al the Church Of the Messiah
for Mrs. Inez Milho,land Boissevain
The daily Gate City and constitution-Democrat. (Keokuk, Iowa) 1916-1922, 1916-11-28

Corder waived preliminary exami-
nation and was committed 10 tue
county Jail in default OF $1,000 pond.
The daily Gate City and constitution-Democrat. (Keokuk, Iowa) 1916-1922, 1916-11-28
UNDER
$1,000 BOND
Thomas corder Arraisned In Superior
Court Today, Charged with
Assault on Joseph Wooster.

Thomas Corder was arraigned in
the superior court this morning
charged with assault with a shot gun
upon Joseph Wooster, with intent TO
The daily Gate City and constitution-Democrat. (Keokuk, Iowa) 1916-1922, 1916-11-28
Ayes e Chapman,
1.,,eier. - Siluersn,iths - Diamond Merchants
Society Sfdfioners.,
Wise Christmas Shopping

"a p .
No earthly good is to be accomplished by putting
ff vour Christmas shopping until the final rush. Prices
ro easier now selections better and the Ayres q
plan Of reservng your selections until you want
fham eliminates the necessity Of ready money Clerks
now are anxious give you the benefit of their time and
xnerience and in many ways that carefully thought
ont service makes for satisfaction, the early Christmas
shopper is the beneficiary.
Just as a breath Of Christmas ahead of
Time'' visit our store If you what you
want Just say, Reserve that for me."-You
need no money now.
Christmas Art Br0nxeS
Smokers, Articles for the Home
Desk Accessories, Etc.
Ayres & Chapman announce the final showing of
IS Bradley & Hubbard Art Bronzes introducing the new
Cellni Bronze Royal Copper, Stauary Bronze and Cor
dova Reservations made now for holiday delivery.
Complete Cordova smoking stands ........... $500
Cellini bronze smoking stands ..............$ 5000
Cameo bronze complete desk sets ......... $3.50
Statuary bronze book ends, per pair 200 and $500
Door stops in natural finishes $500, 49, 30 and $500
Solid mahogany porcelain lined humidors SO, $1,000
Desk pad and pencil holder mahogany and brass $3.50
The daily Gate City and constitution-Democrat. (Keokuk, Iowa) 1916-1922, 1916-11-28

-R-d Gate City advertisements
Evening public ledger. [volume] (Philadelphia [Pa.]) 1914-1942, 1916-04-29
Irene Franklin on Woman
as the Bane of the
Fun-Maker

Irene Franklin probably can number
as many women among her ardent ad-
mirers as men. as the audience at Keith 8
next week will testify, yet she declares
that women are much harder to entertain
than men. Miss Franklin believes that
II Is easier to get laughs on comedy
line or make hit with a song In which
the woman is made the goat" This
Is how she feels about IL:
IF you want anything to go in vaude-
Vile, make fun of a woman. That's how
all the monologists have been getting over
for years, and how they continue to get
over. A man steps on the stage and
says something funny about his wife, his
mother-in-law or some other of his rela-
tives. and the audience giggles. 1 do 1t
myself.
but the women in the audience are
harder to make laugh than the men. You
know that plays are written for women
nowadays. don't you? All theatrical en-
tertainment Aems to be devised for their
amusement. The man is the easiest thing
in the world to entertain. Come on the
stage and give him one laugh and he is
yours for life, at least until your act is
over. Make woman laugh at your en-
trance and you make her laugh only once.
You've got to keep at Il, and If you don't
she knows you're bad and doesn't hes
itate TO say SO. And in addition she is
looking you over, criticising your dress,
saying that you're not so young as you
look and so many other things that you'd
be surprised to know that there was so
much to talk about. Men go to the
theatre as escorts for the women. women
to be entertained. Every wise theatrical
manager In the country knows that now,
and II is the women he Is aiming to please
And. strangely enough, women seem to
enjoy seeing themselves caricatured or
even burlesqued."