The West Virginian. [volume] (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1914-1974, 1916-03-03
Evening Chat
Overheard lat. the moytes. As the.
3arst picttre appeared onSthe SCREEN
the tan gtrs who was g self starter.


Overheard Of the moytes As the
re TN gfl Who wass g selt starter.
sohif pauifnes Observation-Disclosures
men 81 tfesaEptctures .sTneyIaretsoga ct
aTsnst he spsendid when he kisses.
ashe$ 81 rather funry-looldng, don't
you think go23 Just positively hate
thate dark, romantic type OF cat
@Rhat3& Yes does look like him.
Don't you think he is the best Gcoacn
Nd ever had?I just love his smile
sDdBY6nyseesthe last game? 4 near
II TAINTED when the score was tied anu
TINT last basket was made.
VINO So this girl coming ". the.
aile2 ShpTiooks like q waitress IN 2
fhFse.eenfslunch roomsIs she? ] won'
der what he sees In herr
aDfdfyou see The Birth OF Ma
f1on9ST$ couldn't understand 1t myself:
via are these Klu Klux kan:
what do you suppose thisspicture y
STfiISeSto see this. 1T is SO funny
Wien eha#falls through the ceiling
ma lands IN the room below right on
fis head. Doesn't this chasing make
yourg sides Just ache? Look az hem
afiEfall5iStaTthe pond"
.KreSy6 going to the game satur,
tday night2 Yes. i promised Jonn !
would; but four other boys me
ssYsa. / think he Is the best coach.
w ever had. But did you see wnat
Sthe$paper said about him alter tne
Wesleyan game. No, the first one.
Hifdon't think i will teach after l
graduate. 1 haven't the patience"
s.sThis man must be n OF NOSE
reporters. See his cane and notebook.
IFusedEto know q reporter once; ma
nameRwRs Billy Shan or sometalnB
like that"
isn't itlhorrible?"
tMother and I are going 10 FILLS
hnrghFto buy my Easter clothes. I
EaDoesn't this place have a strange
smell. I don't want to see any more
ofS this travel stuff. I adore Maurice
SCostello. Let's go"
Who is the press agent for me
Red Heads, anyhow? And what is tne
Occasion or explanation for exploit
ing their intellectual greatness ana
gmoralF superiority? The other day
some one called attention to b lact
fhat not a few OF the towering hg'
n 81 history were red headed, and
now along comes Bishop Quale, OF 81.
Paul. with q yawp about all angels
being red headed. Listen to the goeSl
man9as he is reported in q dlspatcn
foYtheE washington Post:
MThe world of men is dtv1dedS1nto
fyvo gnarts." declared the bishop. red
heads9 and bald heads, no one else
nayinr any attention. to anybodyselse.
aYou girls who are not red heads
cansbegin to mend your ways at onces
and YOU boys who are not, ! should
advise do nothing you soon Will DC
EbaIdSheads, anyway.
s1fdAuEanRels are redsheaded-at least
All pictures ever painted OF angels
sgiyegthem sorrel tops"
Unless ONE Of the physicians are
holding out on County Clerk Martin,
Il d5thereby putting themselves IN
danger of getting in bad with the
stateShealthi authorities. there were no
lean year babies In this community:
Atga1i events, SO far no report has 6een
made OF "a Child bornson The z5tn 81
February. One miss, OF Italian parent
SaSe.Was so much in a hurry TO geE
intost the great wide world that she ar'
rived Just before the end OF the 2Stn,
andfsoli Just missed the opportunity OF
acuuiringla distinction that b would
not9haye to share with many people
,insall5the United States.
residents Of quincy street this
naorning report having seen two rob
fng. and are accordingly rejoicing N
SthafactIthat these feathered songsters
arefharbingers OF Spring and that the
d~isagreeable weather which this sec
f5nnShas experienced in the past few
weeks will soon give way TO better
and more springlike weather. II rs
nassing strange. however, that the
femperatnre today'is lower than It has