The Meeker herald., 1916-01-15
WHAT, In . N.ms,

came IOe Olb return W ttN" be We"
to my farewell to the owner VI toe
cottage. u prosperous farluers wife.
II hope you will write your name In
my album before you w. she said.
| with pleasure he reui,tA and. tax.
ing n pen. ne wrote his nH.f. In the
b0Ok.
.Thanks." she said. but won't you
please tell me your profession. 30 that
! can write It after your manner
''Oh. put down landowner he an.
swered.
But that isn't a profession. she
said.
well. then. put down 'academi
clan. was his answer.
THIS word seemed to puzzle her.
and therefore be asked. with d smile.
Don't you know what an academrian
is?''
mot quite" abe answered. but it's
such a long word that the profession
must be u splendid one.
A Chinese Proverbs Origin.
Hell steal yOnr shOps' ID 40 sxprea
sion which In China n used ~ des'ribe
m arrant knave and piireret The ex
preston II hundreds of years Old A
wealthy Chinanan. whOse gOrgeunsIy
embroidered shOea were the envy Of
the community. was. according Ia the
legend. desp1iied Of his pride n tue
following manner: A raa.ai one day
rushed up. gave the rtrh n,an hearty
blow on the back and. setzinR the ~
tOnished gentleman nat. pitched u
upon Il high wall. The next mument
the fellow seemed to dissover ina, u
was not an old friend ne was greeting
no enthusiastically and aps'i0Rixed pro
fuReiy.
How shall ! get my haty' inquired
the man with the beautifui shOea.
Jump on my hack. and 20" ran
reach It" replied the GheIner.
The sugRertiOn was carried ont but
while the hatlexs man was res"hinr
for his bend covering thu rns'.n' .'il,t.M
OfT the ba ndsOrne ah,n.s ana mate nwn,
leaving the simple minded u,Iii"nn,r-
clutching the wall.
Old Tin.
The expensiven-ss OF i'lrt nm ~
counts for the cnre with whrh II
handled. II is astonishing nov ."ii'
TIN can be made to cover th'i.nni :"
cans Yet TN would liz -titi M. y
Ipnsive thnn u II mad not tn- i",'"" az
prrexs been invented to- it, '-
ut very low cost: Great nrnI's ~
cans tprefernbly washed ANA hr,"'
mechanical means. ARE Vii'1, ~ II .
alright room Warm "ntu',n. -.
forced Into TIM. RON where II ,"n
every ntDk AMI r0rnr' III u"
The WARM gus i,ns t-ud-n'N np
with tin and form TIN "h"ri,i- ~
" volatile IiQuid TN nn>'"''
gases. t.OnststinR al MI ir.+ II
and the vat,Os ut TN rhh'r'n- =
through .r,ndl-l.4.i ~h.".
chloride II .tIsarHis.0 Tt"nt ~.
gnxes, ana Uy n sIHIIu- rn"inr'n f"
.sS the Aip..IluteN pnr- I'm - y
itHted. Ne~ iork Mnrni.
A Hint 70, e,otopr sons's
CarbOnate III I,H" II ~ ,''-''.
for the redurtnn agent. VIM
develoI,ers. when they Ar. 49," -"
alone In water thr mage VII an
mately appear. but II will 'r''"- YER,
slowly. Add u strong solution III ~
tonate Of soda to the reducing an-''
and water and the Image viii tnirIS
leap at you. The rt4incfi"" III The
bromide of silver hns tween Tremendous
| ~ FASTENED. and Il II nlsO mote III"
0ugb and complete. the n-rHiis- M,
Ing much greater density I'bis n N.
safe mission Of a carbonate Of .Od III
the developer II In 10 speed thin.> NJ
and complete the artiOn During
Why Lssd 10 So Heavy.
| Although lend h the -Uft..st 'r-in, III
general use. II II very DENSE ihni IL
itx particles ARE very compact, unii-n
aud there II no room fOI air To r,r''u
atp 10 between thps- partt'.'- Must
apparently solid Substances nr. i~.f'.
trnted by more or .ess mir amt mis-
of course. afYects the weight IN pr"I"n
ton to the bulk A piet.e Of w"Od ~
lighter than II piece Of lead Of sxhrtiS
eQ,ini hulk t~s'aMse the ittf,- parthI.s
which make M the pipre nj w'nn are
not very close together. AND II c"ntnin-
n lot Ut mir RUstou Herald
Looking Far Ahssd
The vivid iuIHElnhtinD al rhInn'rhi
u as fairy rhHrm tor ,uagnitving
possibilities sinai DOv. i~inr ~
eetted 10 empty nis nu'glnp issS-t>
brought forth among Mbr' .'rnnr.
treasures Cfrru,ar pt...e III rntt~'
Asked It's nature Hnd pnrTnre ne 'l'Hdr
answer: "Neii. thar n rtai y,sn wash
er. I'm going to star M nmt"tin'ni't
shop with II vouie day. t1ttst"irvb
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