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The Red Cloud chief., 1916-11-02
BLADEN

The Lewis Stock Co. is showing at
the opera house this week.
Miss Juinata Marymee visited rela-
tives in Hastings the first of the week,
A. w. Cox and Mrs. Cox were visit
ing with friends. at Cowles last Thurs
day.
Rev. White and wife were visiting
relatives at Cowles the first of the
week.
Clay Iverson was up TO Lincoln and
Omaha on a business trip the first of
the week.
Mrs. West and Miss Tucker, teach
ers in our school, spent Saturday in
Hastings.
Rev. White will remain Bladen
another year as pastor of the Congre'
gationai. church.
Mrs. John Boom spent Thursday
with her parents, Mr.. and Mrs. $. l.,
True at Deweesc.
Fred Andrews returned to Elwood
the first Of the week where he is do
ing insurance work.
j. W. Ashmore of McCool Junction
is visiting at the home of his son, j
T.. Ashmore this week.
Frank Halter, Jr., was visiting will
his grandparents, Mr.. and Mrs. Chas
Halter, in Blue Hill on Tuesday.
Mrs. Frank Baker and children o
Hildreth, were the guests of Mrs. S. f
Baker and family the past week.
Mr.. Woodward has bought the INC
Callum residence in the east part o
Bladen and will move from the farm
to town
Miss Catherine DeTour returne,
home from Hastings, Saturday, wher,
she has been visiting among relative
and friends.
Mrs. Clyde Dickinson, accompanie,
by her sister, Mrs. Hearn, who ha
been visiting her, left for South Da
kota where they will visit for som
time with their parents.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1916-04-14
Ann ARBOR MAN
SPENDS HOLIDAY
At DUBLIN HOME

DUBLIN, Ind, April 14.-Forest Nc
Kee, who is attending Ann Arbor uni
versity. is home for the spring vaca-
ton with his parents, Mr., and Mrs.
c. E. Mckee. Miss Mary Deb Viii
liams OF Liberty, Ind, Harley Nelson
OF Dayton, O.. and Eern Hill of Rich
mond were weekend guests of Miss
Inez Funk . William Augur of Peru
spent Sunday with Mr. and Mrs. 0zias
Mason . Mr.. and Mrs, Laymond Gil
bert and Mr.. and Mrs Charlie Groves
spent Sunday with Mr. and Mrs Fred
Hayes and daughter, Evelyn Miss
Mary Gilbert was in Richmond Satur-
day Mrs Lillian Gilbert was in
Richmond Saturday Mrs Inez Mon
ey and Mrs. Margaret Smith were
shopping in Richmond Saturday. -.
Ezra Nelson of Greenfield spent Sat
urday and Sunday with his daughter
and husband, Mr. and Mrs. Alvin Eat
on
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1916-04-14
PASSING AUTO
TEARS WHEEL
FROM BUGGY

NEW PARIS, O., April 14.-Ken-
meth Middaugh. driving in a closed
rig Sunday, was wheeled" by a pass
ing automobile from the Hoosier state,
the wheel of his vehicle being smash
ed and torn off. No injuries were
received by the plucky youngster who
was on his way home from town, the
accident occurring near Dry Run
school
Miss Hester BilIman, of Indianapo-
lis, spent the latter part of the week
with her grandfather. W. P Mills So.
Miss Claire Biles spent Sunday with
her parents at oxford, Ohio. Mr..
and Mrs. George Kessler entertained
Sunday, Mr. and Mrs. Samuel Kessler
and Hubert Jones Mrs. John Pen
land spent Saturday and Sunday with
Mr. and Mrs. NJ O. Penland :. Local
friends of Mr.. and Mrs Petry of near
New Hope, will be interested in know
ing that fine baby girl has come to
make her home with them.
Hold Easter Bazaar.
The ladies of the Methodist church
will hold their annual Easter market
On Saturday. April ~, -Garwood Ire
dell is a victim of the rheumatism
and though this is his first expert
ence, he says he doesn't like it a bit.
Mrs. W. E. Roberts is quite i'll with
grippe. >. Mrs. Ben Nabor. who has
| been apparently hopelessly i'll for the
| past three months is much improved
and is able to be about the house
| again. Mrs. Naomi Lane and son
moved their household goods to Rich
mond, Monday, both having employ
ment there. . . Mr.. and Mrs Corwiu
Sackman. of Richmond. were enter
tanned Sunday by Mr.. and Mrs. H
| H. Killbourne. - Mrs. r. E. Melod.
spent Tuesday with her aunt. Mrs
Irwin Kimmel, of Eldorado.. Byron
kuth, Earlham student, spent part O
his vacation with his parents. Mr. ant
| Mrs James Kuth
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1916-04-14
CENTERVILLE IMPROVES
/ TOWN HALL WITH PAINT

CENTERVILLE, Ind, April IA
THE town hall, which has been under
going some improvements, will be
icompIeted in few days. The interior
painting has greatly added to appear
lance and the citizens need no longer
he ashamed of the hall 1t will be
rented for the first time since the
changes have been made. to the Ep-
worth League of Robinson's Chapel,
next Friday evening, who will present
ia play entitled, "Boarders Taken In"
The admission will be fifteen cents.
Called to Arvila.
S. p Simon was called to Avilla,
Ind. the first of the week, on account
Of the serious sickness Of his father.
Cemetery Body Meets.
The Centerville Cemetery Associa-
tion will meet with Mrs. Linley Nor
gan on Walnut street Friday after
noon. Miss Kate Bremen of Spring
field. o., is here for visit of several
weeks with her brother, John Brennon.
Stevens Visits Here.
Paul Stevens a student of Indiana
II. iversity spent a few days of this
week with his parents.
Churches Change Hours.
Church services have been changed
from 700 in the evening to 1880 at al
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1916-04-14
Whitewater CLASS
WILL PLANT TREES.

WHITEWATER. Ind, April II
The Whitewater schools will observe
Arbor day Monday afternoon, April "a
A program consisting of songs and
addresses and the planting of trees
has been arranged -. William Curtis
had as guests Sunday Dir, and Mrs
w c, Sourbeer. Mr.. and Mrs. Guy
Anderson, Mabel Sourbeer and Glenn
and Claude Sourbeer. William Hin
shaw of Bloomingsport was here Mon
day. Ed Saxton was called to Vir-
ginia Saturday by the death Of rela-
tive. ;. Mr., and Mrs. Irwin Anderson,
MIR. and Mrs. Guy Anderson, Genev-
ieve and Gladys Anderson and Francis
Curtis spent Sunday evening with ",
c, Sourbeer and family. Harry H.
Moore spent Monday night at Hollans-
burg, o.. Chalmer Mutchner was in
Richmond Monday.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1916-04-14
MILTON PEOPLE
ENACT WEDDING
OF ABE Martin

MILTON, Ind, April 1.-THE mem
preparing for a big time on Wednes
day evening, April 10, that being the
occasion of the wedding of the daugh-
ter of Mr. and Mrs. Abe Martin, of
Brown county. Miss Flossie Belle will
be married to LATE Budd. The cast
of characters with whom the people
will meet, are as follows: Mr.. and
Mrs. Abe Martin, Delmar Doddridge
and Mrs. Walter Templin: Mrs. Flossie
Belle, the bride, Mrs. Hattie Heist;
Late Budd, the bridegroom. Olin
Davis; Tilford Moots, Clarence Urine;
Mrs. Tilford Moots. matron of honor,
Miss Violet Murley; Miss Imortelle
Budd. maid of honor, Mrs. Fred Muir
ley: Miss Fawn Lippincut, and Miss
Tawny Apple. bridesmaids, Mrs. Alvin
Lowry and Mrs. Will Scott; flower
girls. 1mogene Pash, Birdie Moon,
Goldie Dolittle, Mamie Moon, Misses
Marie Harmier, Amelia knauf, Mrs.
Wesley Newton and Miss Ethel Tur-
ner, ring bearers, Katie MootS and
Germ Williams, Misses June Templin
and Alice Murley: ushers. DR.. Moops.
Tell Binkley. Pinkey Kerr, Upton
Budd, Messrs. Albert kellam, John
kirlin, Raymond Bryant and c. A,
Braden; the Rev. Wiley Tangier, Paul
Working; Rose Bud Bones, a cele-
brated musician from Brown county
Felicity Mopp. Beanblossom prima
DOME. Mrs. G.. A Braden; Anna Snod
grass Miss Lorene Hess; Newt. Plum
Beanblossom constable, Prof. L. E
Thompson; Uncle EZ Pash, Will Scott;
Grandma Pash. Mrs. Anna Harmier
the Hon EX-Editor Gale Fluehart, pro
prietor of Melodeon hall, Jesse Hud
dleston; James Fluehart, Miss Alice
Napier; Samantha Allen Budd, (Lafe
Budds first wife), Harry Manloye
The wedding will take place promptly
AZ s O'Clock. The Boosters hall will
represent Me1odeon hall
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1916-04-14
I'LL MER TO FILL
CHESTER PULPIT
SECOND PERIOD

CHESTER, Ind, April 14.-Rev. Mr..
Timer was returned to the Williams
burg circuit at the NJ. E. conference at
Fort Wayne last week and preached
the first sermon of the conference
year at this place last Sunday morn
ing He will be here again next Sun
day evening. Epworth League was
we'll attended last Sunday evening at
the NJ, E. church. Come, next Sunday
evening at seven o'clock. Mrs
Sophronia Morrow and Mrs. Mania
Hood and little daughter Bernice, were
guests of Ollie Robinson and family
last Tuesday. The Friends Mission
airy society met with Miss Maggie
Kendall Thursday afternoon. Prayer
meeting at the NJ. e. church Thurs
day evening at 1870. Andrew
Menke of Richmond visited Mr.. and
Mrs. Chester Hill last week. r. Cliff
ord Fulghum Of Fountain City, visited
his parents, Mr.. and Mrs, l.. c. Fulg-
hum Sunday.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1916-04-14
Eldorado City News
Ry 4. ]. Mcpherson.

Miss Treva Trick spent Saturday
and SUNDAY with Mr. and Mrs. Charles
Jordan of Richmond. Ind. =. Mr., and
Mrs. Harye Emrick, Mr. and Mrs.
Harve Emrick, Mr.. and Mrs, Frank
Strayton, Dr. and Mrs, Blackford and
Leonard Stayton of Eaton. spent Sun
day evening with Mr. ana Mrs, Robert
Stayten and Mrs Grace Lee, Mr.,
Gray and family who have occupied
the V \. Lawrence property, moved 10
Springfield Monday. i. Preaching serT-
ices at the United Brethren church
Sunday evening at usual time Every
one invited . Miss Esther Billman of
Indiana polls. returned home Thursday
after several days visit with her grand
parents. Mr. and Mrs, John Billman.
Mrs Edward Best Of Greenville,
spent a few days last week With Mr.,
and Mrs Fred Bonebraka.. Henry
NJ Petry is still improvine... G, f,
Lee is able to be out again,
PALLADIUM WANT ADS PAY
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1916-04-14
Today's Epents IN Suburbs That VIII Interest You
GOES TO PITTSBURGH

HAGERSToWN, Ind, April IA
City Councilman William Little left
here Wednesday for Pittsburgh, Pa,
where he has accepted position in
the office of the Producers Refining
company He was previously employ
ed by that company, and came here
after the Tide Water Pipe company
established station here. For few
weeks he has been located near TerFe
Haute, experimenting camp where
a new pipe line was being construct
ed. Mrs. Little and baby will remain
here for short time and Will later
so to Pittsburgh,
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1916-04-14

three of the churches. Rev Mildred
Allen, who has been very sick at the
home of Andrew Tremps for several
weeks, is slowly recovering Donald
HORNE and family have moved from
the Bowen property on Main street,
into Nimrod PARROTS recently vacated
home on Plum street Mr. and Mrs.
Parrot are now occupying their new
bungalow on North First street.
Miss Effie Smith has been confined to
her home with tons;litis. The
Neighborhood Circle met at the home
Of Mrs Arthur Grove Wednesday
afternoon. A pleasant time was spent
in needlework after which the hostess
served dainty refreshments. Fifteen
members were present
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1916-04-14
SOCIAL CLUB MEETS
WITH MRS. NJ. FOX

HAGERSTOWN, Ind. April II
The Social circle was entertained this
afternoon by Mrs. Minos Fox, Mrs.
Leslie Davis and Mrs. R. R. Brant at
the home Of Mrs. Fox on South Perry
street. Each member of the club in
vited a guest. -. Miss Mary Clark and
Mrs. Annie Unthank will entertain at
a needle party Thursday afternoon in
honor of Mrs. Jorrett.. The Com
mercial club held its annual banquet
Tuesday night at the l. O.. @. F. hall.
Charles Jordan, Wilfred Jessup and
l.. s. Bowman of Richmond, were
speakers.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1916-04-14
DEBATE ON POLICY
TOWARD MEXICANS

EATON. O., April IA meeting of
the County Teachers association here
Saturday will be featured by a debate
on the question RESOLVED That Mexi-
CO should be annexed to the United
States" Superintendent E. E. Nc
Clellan J. H. Brill will present affirm
ative arguments while Superintend
ents C. A. Matheny and T. NJ. Buck
will line up on the negative side.
Superintendent H. H Heller of the
Mansfield schools will be present and
address the teachers morning and
afternoon.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1916-04-14
Masonic Calendar

Saturday-Loyal Chapter, No. 40, O.
Z. S. Stated meeting.
The English language has eighty;two
sounds
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1916-04-14
new YORK STYLES YOU CAN'T
DEcECTl 8 AVE NJ ION ~
ElLOaOf' on Goals, Suits, Dresses
Just Arrived--a Big Lot Of New Easter Suits

The Best SIS Suits in Richmond 50 {
The Best $3.50 Suit in Richmond 81 i.e
TIE Best $50 Suit in Richmond ..S19.:
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1916-04-14
To Mcke Skin Clear

Don't worry about skin troubles. You
can have a clear, clean complexion by
using a little zeno, obtained at any drug
store for 25c, or extra large bottle at
$100.
Zemo easily removes all traces of pin-
pies, black heads. eczema, and ringworm
and makes the skin clear and healthy
Zemo is neither watery, sticky nor
greasy and stains nothing. 1t is easily
applied and costs n mere trife for each
application. 1t is always dependable.
Zemo, Cleveland.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1916-04-14
WILL WAS SHORT

NEW CASTLE, Ind, April IA
William c. Cunningham's will consist
ed of forty words. All his property
went to his brother, Clinton H. Gun
bingham.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1916-04-14
RECEIPTS OF SALE
AMOUNT TO $1,000

MILTON, Ind, April 1.-THE Boost
ers sales, Wednesday was attended by
a large crowd. The bidding was active
Between 125 and 1870 head of cattle
were sold, averaging in price from $50
to $40 per head. The sales amounted
to $1,000. Cole and Cooper furnished
the luncheon.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1916-04-14
$500 Silk Sweaters, $1.99

Women's new fibre silk sweaters,
just arrived; beautifully made, with
sash; trimmed with contrasting
colors: come in all shades. Special
at $1.99.
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1916-07-01
APPROPRIATE NAMES.

A young Liverpool citizen calls his
sweetheart Revenge, because she is
sweet; and a young married man
residing in Birmingham calls his
mother-in-law Delay, because she is
dangerous; and a Bradford man calls
his wife Fact, because she is a stub
born thing; and a fourth wife of an
attorney calls him Necessity, because
he knows no law; and a Manchester
man calls his wife Sluggard, because
she gets mad and goes to her aunt
every time he stays out at the lodge
and marlborough man calls his
wife Frailty, because Shakespeare
says, "Frailty, thy name is woman ;
and a certain insurance agent calls
his wife Mary Jane, because that is
her name; and a Glasgow man calls
his wife Darling, because that isn't
her name-she's a regular vixen and
a Newcastle man calls his wife
Enough, because she is as good as
feast.
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1916-07-01
It's good thing to have temper
if you know how to handle it.
ARRANGEMENTS FOR A REST
Modern Business Man Settles Up ,
Few Matters Before He Goes
Into Retirement.

The great merchant prince joy
fully entered his private Office and
summoned his chief adviser.
'Notify our directors that if they
desire to call another meeting it will
have to be done within the NEXT
twelve hours"
Every good, sir"
"Take down a memo, to distribute
a couple of thousand dollars to our
local peace societies, our missionary
movements and any other charitable
organizations which may occur tc
you"
at is DONE"
as there anything important in
the mail for us to discuss?"
81 think not, sir"
"You might notify the interstate
commerce commission that in case
they wish to confer with me they can
communicate with my telephone"
every well, SIR"
"While you are about it, reduce
all salaries ten per cent. Issue an
announcement that owing TO the un-
patriotic attitude of the new admin
istration there will be hi to pay in
the near future, or words to that
effect"
81 will attend to it at once, sir. "
Sand now can you think of any
thing else that it will be necessary
TO discuss with me"
Nothing occurs to me, sir. May
| ask you where you are going"
The great merchant prince got
up, slammed the lid of his desk, and
lighting his favorite cigar, moved
toward the Black Maria that stood in
front of the Office.
81 am merely going to serve my
term in Jail and get a much-needed
rest. In case anyone should call tell
them l will be back in about year."
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1916-07-01
WARS THAT CREATED WORDS
~ForIorn Hope" Is a Military Phrase
That Was Borrowed From
the Dutch.

"Kultur' is word which has
found its way into the English Ian
guage. Everybody seems to know
that there is a difference between
Couture" and "kultur"-and diff
ference not merely Of spelling.
Our sixteenth-century war with
Spain was responsible for several
new words being added to the Ian
guage. Embargo" and contra
band" are two of them, while to our
campaigns in the low countries we
are indebted for such words as "free-
booter," ''furlough," Cashier"
'1eagues," "drill," Onslaught"
"sconce" and "domineer."
"Forlorn hope" is a military
phrase borrowed from the Dutch
"verloren hoop" hoop meaning
troop; and although "comrade" is
a Spanish word, it came to us
through the soldiers who fought in
the low countries.
The word 'khaki" was not used
in the way it is today until the Boer
war. The term "die-hards" came
from the battle of Albuera in 1911,
when Colonel Inglis, addressing his
men, cried, ode hard, my lads; die
hardp'
The term "free lance" now mean
ing literary man who is in no ones
employ, is relic Of the Crusades,
when companies Of knights roved
from place to place, offering their
services to anyone who would pay for
them.-Answers, London.
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1916-07-01
BLuEIAY HAS MANY FAULTS
carruious Bird 10 Charged With long
Series OF Crimes, but Never
Called Coward.

The bluejay is again asserting
himself with all his audacity and
raucous turbulence. What a bold
and independent fellow he is, asking
no favors, brusque and self-sufficient,
a swashbuckIer, and a robberl Yet
what a trim and handsome bit Of
feathers and how graceful in his ev-
cry movement
The bluejay is about twelve inches
long, and every inch an American.
His plumage is light purplish blue
above and grayish below; the collar
and frontlet are black and the wings
and tail ultramarine barred, the
outer tail feathers tipped with white.
He is called the "garrulous" jay,
designation that belongs first to
the European jay, which is not at
all like the American bird. Our
jay breeds from Newfoundland to
Florida, and often remains in the
North through the winter. The jay
is accused of many bad qualities, but
never of cowardice. He is as full OF
mischief as the proverbial magpie, he
robs the farmers corn crib, he muir
ders young birds in the nest, he sucks
the eggs of other birds. He has con-
siderable initiative power, and by i'm.
itating the cry of hawk will fright.
en- other birds and send them to
cover. He is classed in the crow
family, and bears the scientific name
of Cyanocitta cristata. The first
name is Greek for bluejay and cris.
tata Latin for crested.
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1916-07-01

The pillory, slightly changed but
stillin effect, is to be resurrected from
the old Puritan days and set up again
in Kansas City, Kan. Wife heaters
will find themselves the victims.
Judge j. H. Brady, police Judge of
that city, was granted permission to
erect a post on corner of the main
business district to which men con-
victcd Of beating their wives could be
chained for any number of days the
court adixes.
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1916-07-01

The Presidents ultimatum to Car
rama was complied with Wednesday
by the release of the % negro sol
diers captured at Carrizal, who were
started north to Juarez with their
arms and accoutrements. While this
delays the actual opening of HOSTILE
ties, a peaceful settlement depends on
Carranza's reply TO the demand for an
explanation of his intentions.
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1916-07-01

The Republican plan to offset the
war spirit behind the President has
been in part disclosed. Theodore
Roosevelt is preparing to offer d.
vision of approximately 1900 men to
the United States government accom-
panied by his application for a COM
mission as major general in the event
of war with Mexico and call by the
president for volunteers, il was
learned Tuesday from authoritative
sources. Elaborate plans have been
made quietly to recruit the organiza-
lion from picked men throughout the
country, and it is believed that Col.
Roosevelt has worked out every de-
tail that would expedite the mobiliza-
ton of the large fighting unit. Even
the horses and mules are said to have
been pledged. The division will con-
sist, il is reported. Of four brigades,
instead OF three as prescribed in the
army regulations. In the division
viii be cavalry, infantry, field artille-
~, aeroplane detachment, engineers,
signal corps and the most modern
field hospital equipment An ample
onmher a machine guns will accom- |
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1916-07-01

Another attempt to rescue the main
body of the Shackleton Antarctic ex-
pedition may be made by the Uru-
guayan government, which furnished
the steamer with which Sir Ernest
made his recent futile attemptto reach
Elephant island, where the party is
marooned.
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1916-07-01

One American soldier was killed
and another wounded in an engage
ment reported by Rear Admiral Ca
perton, of the United States marines,
with Santo Domingo rebels. The
rebel losses were not given. Rear
Admiral Caperton advised the navy
department that Col. Pendleton with
a considerable force of marines was
marching eighty miles overland from
Puerto Plata to occupy Santiago and
Levega, interior Dominican cities.
Rebel opposition was not anticipated.
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1916-07-01

A deputy in the Brazilian chamber
made a warlike speech Wednesday,
attacking the policy Of the United
States in regard to Mexico. He was
called down by more conservative
members.
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1916-07-01
Maaoots Bred for Sale.

In England there are several mag
got farms where maggots are bred for
the market and sold as bait to fishers
for trout and other fish. One farmer
advertises "Maggots OF indispensable
size and quality"
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1916-07-01
NOT so BAD.

Corporal-This is terrible BUSH
ness.
Sergeant-Oh, don't know. I've
lived with my wife's relatives for the
last four years.-Philadelphia Bulle-
tin.
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1916-07-01
NATURAL RESULT.

"What effect on the audience had
the orators illusions to pussy-foot.
ing"
"Well, there were lot of catcalls"
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1916-07-01
NO CONTRADICTION.

al have always understood the Els
kimos are heavy feeders"
81 should think if they cat candles
they rather incline to light lunches
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1916-07-01
AN EXPERTS OPINION.

'Do you drive an automobile?"
NO." replied Mr.. Chuggins, ''you
must never drive an automobile
You've got to coax it."
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1916-07-01
Ev0uuon OF orange.

The orange was originally a pear
shaped fruit about the size of the COM
mon wild cherry. Its evolution is be.
lieved by naturalists to be due to 1900
years of cultivation.