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FOR CLERK.
NOGACES BRIEFS.
Local and Personal items Gathered
 During the Week.

Dr. Hogeland is back from Guaymas, where he had been on professional business.
 Mrs. F. D. Connor, of Phoe nix, is visiting in Nogales this week, guest of her friend Mrs. $. R. Braselton. Monday Dr. A. l.. Gustetter and E. K. Cumming motored to Tucson to attend the dedication of the new Masonic Temple. After spending a week in the city, as guests of Miss Martha Chatham, the Misses Grace and Maybelle Falvey, of Tucson, have returned home. Monday Mrs. Geo. B. Marsh and the lovely little girl twins, returned from an extended visit to Washington, D. O., with her mother, who is in poor health. Senator J. A. Harrison and wife, accompanied by their daughter, Miss Virginia, last Monday attended the dedication of the Masonic Temple in Tue son.
 Perry Lawrence has gone to | the state of Oregon to accept a responsible position with sur veying party. His many friends in Nogales wish Perry good luck.
 Miss Mary. lovely daughter of Judge Frank J. Duffy, of this city, has returned home from | the Northern Arizona Normal, at Flagstaff, to enjoy her vaca- tion in Nogales.
 MesSrS. Jones and Lewis, two live stock growers, were county seat visitors the forepart of the week from Parkers Canyon. 1 The gentlemen own some of the l best race horses in the county.
 Among the local Masons who attended the Masonic Temple dedication at Tucson, Monday,
 were Captain Mix, Bracey Cur tis, A. S. Noon, Charley Kissel-
 bach, Dr. Gustetter, B. K. Cum | ming, J. A. Harrison. |, Lieut.. A. l.. F. Johnson, U.
 S. A., accompanied by his wife, departed for the east last Mon,
 day, to join his regiment. Be fore leaving, the liutenant de
 clared his intention of becoming
 a resident of Nogales, by sign
 ing the Great Register of Santa
 Cruz county.
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Fred. Ryan, the popular hard
 ware salesman, of El Paso, who
 makes regular visits to Nogales,
 has been busy several days this
 week, with local dealers. Pat Sullivan says: You can't beat
 him; no, you can't even tie Fred"
 A. J. Milliken, U $. immigra- tion inspector in charge, is again at his post after a weeks ab- sence, at El Paso and other points on the border. During his absence from Nogales, Cap tain Chas. Beatty was in charge of the local office.
 Captain Hobson. of the 21st Infantry Regiment, squadron of which is now stationed here, is brother of General HobSon of the United States army. Cap tain Hobson is very popular with both his brother officers and the soldiers of the Twenty first.
 John Yoas was here the fore pan of the week from the YoaS ranch in the Santa Rita noun tains, near Amado. He has all most completely recovered from the injuries received recently when his horse fell with him.
 Dr. Sneaker, who fixed John up, says he is sure some tough proposition.
 Frank N. Cox. who for some time past has been down at the Black Mountain Mining Com pany's camp in Sonora, direct ing the work of shipping the machinery, etc., purchased by the Duquesne Mining & Reduc- tion Company, at Duquesne, has returned to Nogales. From here the machinery will be freighted to Duquesne.
 Monday three lady teachers of the Nogales public school de- parted for their respective homes
 in the east. to enjoy the summer
 vacation. They were: Miss Ger aldine Stuart, of Lawrence, Kan Sas; Miss Annette Gray of Salem, Ill.,. and Miss Louise Ohlbach of Denver, Colorado. A mum Der of their friends were at the depot
 to say good bye.
 c. A. Hartman, manager of the GOodview Mining Company
 copper property located a short ! distance northeast from Nogales, ! on which mill and other ma
 chinery is being installed, was
 here Tueseay on company busi- 1 ness. He reported work pro-
 gressing nicely, and he expects
 soon to be treating ore from the l old Buena Vista mine.
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ORDINANCE NO. 100.

Creating ths Office of Building Inspect or. Establishing Building Districts Within the Town of NOgaIes. Ari- z0na. and Prescribing Building Re- SuIatiOnS Therein.
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Attention Voters!

Nogales has made more Improvements during the past four years under Democratic administrations thar any other in Arizona. Do you favor continuance of these improvements? If straight Democratic Ticket Monday.
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gency cases, may appeal therefrom to the Common Council, in writing, whose decision In any matter shall be final.
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Explanation Unfinished.

Mr.. and Mrs. Compton had gone out
on the platform to take the air. Mrs.
Compton returned to the car first and
sat down squarely in what she thought
was her husbands chair.
That she had made a mistake was
speedily proved by the irate voice of
the man who had walked along the
aisle behind her.
Madame" he said, you are sitting
on my hail"
Mrs. Compton rose and took from
the seal a crushed and crumpled OBJ
ject.
oh" she said breathlessly, as she
gazed at the forlcrn object. I'm very
sorry. You see, l thought all the time
it was my husbands
But what she really meant she never
fully explained, for the outraged own
er of the hat seized it and walked
away in high dudgeon.
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Real Basis of Prosperity.

A New York financial publication
calculates that last year., whereas our
foreign trade amounted to p5, 1850, 000,-
600, the domestic commerce of the
United States was over $500, 000. 000,-
000. That is, in the year of the great
est foreign commerce we have ever
known, that commerce was only M
per cent of the domestic business.
1t is well for Americans to keep
these considerations in mind. After
all, this country is the chief market
for this country's products and indus
try. The most important effect that
can be made for promotion of indus
try and enterprise is to insure that u
own products have the best chance
in their home market, our own labor
be employed at remunerative wages.
'oreign trade is highly important
to us. but domestic traffic is immeas-
urably more SO. The fact cannot be
too earnestly impressed. That policy
which will do most for home produc-
ton. which will give assurance Of
steady, permanent employment to la
Dor and capital, is after all the real
basis on which permanent prosperity
will be established.
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Steel Trust Dividends.

The steel trust resumed paying divi-
dends at the rate of 5 per cent on it's
common stock, after a long period of
lower or wholly absent eturns. 1t
made this recovery under a low-tariff
regime and during a Democratic ad-
ministration. Yet steel trust mag
mates are working tooth and nail to
displace that administration. and
bring back to the White House the
man whose wild m%odthings precipi-
tated the panic of 1907-when they
were allowed to absorb the Tennessee
Coal & Iron company in defiance of
the Sherman law.
The moral seems to be that these
magnates prize the privilege of break
ing the law more highly than the
chance to ear good dividends. Is
this preference due entirely to senti-
ment, or does it have it's basis in
stock-market profits not shown on the
balance sheet of the corporation?
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BID FOR HARMONY
What Progressives Want of Re-
publican Party.
Seek Only Nomination Of Roosevelt
Willing to Allow the Platform
to Be as Reaetionary as Wall
Street May Desire.

Chairman Hilles of the Republican
National committee gives assurance
that the National convention will be
open-minded," and Franklin Murphy
of New Jersey finds that there is a
great disposition to bring about har-
mony If the Progressives are not too
nasty"
The P~rogressives consist of the col
onel, who always run for office. and
of George w. Perkins, who always
pays the freight. The others do. not
count. We are sure hat the colonel
and Brother Perkins will not be too
nasty" The colonel will be satisfied
with the nomination for president,
and Brother Perkins will be satisfied
to have the Republicans collect the
%colonels campaign fund, trusting to
the ~colonel's fondness for men of
my type" for further reward.
In order to have harmony so far as
the P-rogressiyes are concerned. all
the Republicans need to do is to nomi.
nate the colonel. They may make the
platform as reactionary Is they
please. They may sell out the party
to the highest bidder in Wall street.
They may restore Hannaism in its
most sordid and sinister form. But
If they nominate the colonel the Pro-
gressives will not be nasty"
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PROVED HERSELF A HEROINE
How Modern Maiden Realized the
Ambition of Her Life, at Great
Self-Sacrifice.

Mother" cried the beautiful girl
as she burst into her mothers state
room on the transatlantic liner Wom-
bat, mother, I'm a heroinel l saved
5000 lives!"
How so?" queried the languid lady
lazily. $50 how?"
ooh, mother, to think of the times /
have read Sir Walter Scott and Rob-
ert w. Chambers and the other mas
tiers of and wished myself
In the place of their heroines! 1t
has been the dream of my life. And
at last it has come true! l am q
heroine!"
But how, Vasmaline?" put her petu-
liant parent.
ooh, mother, the second mate-you
know, the handsome officer with the
eyebrows-the second mate was talk
ing to me on the lee hatchway OF
somewhere, and all of a sudden he de-
manded a kiss. OF course l Indignant
ly refused. And then, o mother, he
swore if l didn't kiss him he would
sink the ship with all of the 5000 pas
sengers aboard. Oh, mother, / am
a heroine!"
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Christ In TIE Evening.

We always need Christ with US, but
when evening draws on we need his
presence in a special way. 1t is grow
ing dark, and in the shadows we need
his protection. Night makes for us a
sense of loneliness, and we need his
companionship. Night has its danger,
and Christ's presence gives us a feel
ing of safety. Life is full of evenings
in which this prayer is fitting. There
are evenings when the skies grow
dark; and if we do not have Christ to
come in and abide with us, we shall be
uncontrolled, while his presence fills
our hearts with light. To all of us
will come at last the evening of death.
1t will be very still about the house.
The breathing will become shorter and
quicker; the end will be near. Then
we shall need Christ. If he does not
come in to abide with us, it will be I'M
utterably dark for us. We shall need
him to light US through the valley of
shadows. Our prayer should be:
abide with us, for it is toward eve
ming" Then his coming will bring
light and JOY. r. Miller.
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"CASCARETS' FOR !
SLUGGISH BOWELS
No sick headache, sour stomach,
biliousnesS or constipation
by morning.
Get a 1O-cent box now.


Turn the rascals out-the headache,
biliousness, Indigestion, the sick, sour
stomach and foul gases-turn them
ont tonight and keep them out with
Cascarets.
Millions Of men and women take q
Cascaret now ami then and never
know the misery caused by a lazy
liver, clogged bowels or an upset stom-
ach.
Don't. put in another day of distress.
Let Cascarets cleanse your stomach;
remove the sour, fermenting food;
take the excess bile from your liver
and carry out all the constipated
waste matter and poison in the
bowels. Then you will feel great.
A Cascaret tonight straightens you
out by morning. They work while
you sleep. A 10-cent box from
any drug store means a clear head.
sweet stomach and clean. healthy liver
and bowel action for months. Chill
dren love C~ascarets because they
w grippe or sicken. Adv.
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CountrY's Prosperity.

Exports 40 per cent larger than the
previous high record. and excess of
exports much more than twice as
large in spite of small reduction in
imports, tell a remarkable story of
quick trade expansion into outside
markets. Net gold imports for the
year of S42O. 528.6 72 were three times
greater than the highest record of
any year before the war and leave
of above $1.S5S, 000, 600. which largely
represents the amount of foreign
loans absorbed here during the year
and American securities sold here by
foreign holders.
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CAUTIOUS JUDGE.

Safety First" seems to be the motto
of some of the judges in the West In
dies. When an alien prisoner is
brought before them, they consider the
possibility of a gunboat from the cul-
prit's native land popping in to make
trouble.
1t is said that a Haiti magistrate on
examining a prisoner found that he
was from Switzerland.
Switzerland" he unused. "Switzer.
land has no seacoast, has it?"
mo s~eacoast, your honor" said the
Interpreter.
And no navy?"
mo navy, your honor"
Very well, then" said the Judge,
I'll give him a year of hard labor"
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Somewhat inconsistent.

W. as a country are facing a great
world crisis in which for the last
eighteen months this nation has fall
en- far short of its duty, both to its
own people and to the %law-abiding and
justiceloving nations of mankind
Colonel Roosevelt.
And this from the mar who tore
up the treaty with Colombia. made the
United States government the part.
ner of a paid lobbyist and took" the
Isthmus of Panama.
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Not a Bite of
Breakfast Until
You Drink Water
Says a glass Of hot water and
phosphate prevents illness
and keeps US fit.

Just as coal, when it burns, leaves
behind a certain amount of incom-
bustible material in the form of ashes,
so the food and drink taken day after
day leaves in the alimentary canal a
certain amount of indigestible mate
rial, which il not completely eliminat-
ed from the system each day, becomes
food for the millions of bacteria which
infest the bowels. From this mass of
leftover waste, toxins and ptomaine-
like poisons are formed and sucked
into the blood.
Men and women who can't get feel
ing right must begin to take inside
baths. Before eating breakfast each
morning drink a glass of real hot wa.
ter with a teaspoonful of limestone
phosphate in it to wash out of the
thirty feet of bowels the previous days
accumulation of poisons and toxins
and to keep the entire alimentary
canal clean, pure and fresh.
Those who are subject to sick head
ache. colds, biliousness, constipation,
others who wake up with bad taste,
foul breath, backache, rheumatic stiff
ness, or have a sour, gassy stomach
after meals, are urged to get a quarter
pound of limestone phosphate from
any druggist or storekeeper, and be-
gin practicing internal sanitation.
This will cost very little, but is sufi-
cient to make anyone an enthusiast
on the subject.
Remember inside bathing is more
important than outside bathing, be-
cause the skin pores do not absorb
impurities into the blood, causing poor
health, while the bowel pores dc
Just as soap and hot water cleanses
sweetens and freshens the skin, so
hot water and limestone phosphate
act on the stomach, liver kidneys and
bowels.-Adv.
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A GOOD CHANGE.
A Change of Food Works Wonders

Wrong food and drink cause a lot Of
trouble in this world. To change is
first aid when a person is ill, particu-
larly from stomach and nervous trou-
bles. AS an illustration: A lady in
Mo. was brought around to health
again by leaving off coffee and some
articles of food that did not agree with
her.
She says:
For a number of years 1 suffered
with stomach and bowel trouble which
kept getting worse until | was i'll
most Of the time. About four years
ago l left off coffee and began using
Postum. My stomach and bowels
improved right along, but l was SO re-
duced in flesh and SO nervous that the
least thing would overcome me.
Then changed my food and began
using Grape-Nuts in addition to
Postum. l lived on these two princi-
pally for about four months. Day by
day l gained in flesh and strength un-
til the nervous trouble had disap-
peared. feel that | owe my health
to Postum and Grape-Nuts.
Husband was troubled, for a long
time, with occasional cramps, and
slept badly. Finally I prevailed upon
him to leave off coffee and take
Postum. After he tried Postum for
a few days he found that he could
sleep and that his cramps disappeared.
He eve went back to coffee" Name
given by Postum Co.. Battle Greek.
Mich.
Postum comes in two forms:
Postum cereal-the original form
must be well boiled. 15c and ESQ
packages.
instant Postum-a soluble powder
dissolves quickly in a cup of hot wa
ter, and, with cream and sugar. makes
a delicious beverage instantly. 30c
and SOC tins.
Both kinds are equally delicious and
cost about the same per cup.
There's a Reason" for Postum.
i sold by Grocers,
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Trust In Gods Promise.

One thing l do believe-more sure
ly than the evidence of the senses, fol
they may be imposed upon-more
surely than those ~self-evident axioms
upon which the mathematical truth
is built, for these axioms are only
spun out Of the human mind, and not
external to it. do believe that God
is true. | do believe that whenever
God makes a promise, he will assured
ly fulfill it. ] do believe that if you
or / come under the terms of the
promise. he will fulfill it to us.-Goul-
burn.
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Party of Personalities

For a party devoted to principles
exclusively. the P~rogressives have an
unfortunate way of getting their prin-
ciples snarled up with personalities.
Don't get it into your mind" says
Mr.. Perkins. that we are going to
abandon the principles for which we
fought in 1912. The national features
of our 1912 platform are more neces.
sary today than they were then" And
they are summed up in a single
phrase. Get rid of Wilson" In 1912
the eternal principles of social justice
amounted to Get rid of Taft"
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Home Talent.

A mar from upstate" had gone to
a theater in New York. In an inter-
val between the acts he turned to the
metropolitan who had the seat next
to him.
Where do all them troopers come
from?" he inquired.
II don't think l understand" said
the city dweller.
Il mean them actors up yonder on
the stage" explained the man from
afar. WAS they brought on specially
for this show or do they live here?"
Il believe most of them live here in
town." said the New Yorker.
well they do purity blamed well
for home talent" said the stranger
Pittsburgh Chronicle-Telegraph.
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A Catty Remark.

"Algernon must be in love with
me-"
What gave you that idea?'
He clasps me SO closely in the
dance"
1T isn't that" declared the other
girl d~isagreeably. 1T is just a case
of being afraid he'll fal! down unless
he hangs on to his partner"
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Tendency of the Times,

Husband, we ought to do something
to correct that child He is very med
dlesome."
Let him follow his natural bent. He
will go far in life as it is lived today.
The way to be great now is to in
sist on regulating the affairs Of your
fellow men,"
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Gee! What a JoltI

Miss Knox-Good morning, Mr.. Sap
leigh. You are not looking well this
morning.
Sapleigh-Do. Tbe god an awful code
i'd by head, and alb all broge ub.
Miss Knox-Indeed! Strange thing
about colds, isn't it?
Sapleigh-Whad do you bean?
Miss Knox-Why, they always seem
to settle in the weakest place.
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Sidewalk Debate.

THE highest compliment a girl can
receive is for a man to ask her to
marry him
We'll, | don't know. Most girls get
two or three of those compliments.
But how many girls are asked to per.
nit their features to appear upon a
soap calendar?r
The Penn's Grove record., 1916-02-18
The Proper Pose.

THE author of this novel says the
heroine lost herself in a maze of re-
Elections, as she and the hero stood
by the railing of an ocean liner"
And what was the hero doing?'
This is one of those society nov
els. Can't you guess what the hero
was doing?'
He was toying with a silver ciga-
rettA case"
The Penn's Grove record., 1916-02-18
That's Why.

Jones is a man of decided domes-
tic tastes, is he not?"
Il don't know that it's a matter Of
taste. It's my belief he smokes those
five-cent cigars not so much because
they're domestic as because they're
cheap"
A mar always feels contemplate
when he lets a giri kiss him against
his will.
The Penn's Grove record., 1916-02-18
ACCORDING to Directions.

Grins-I understand your wife has
gone away for a three weeks visit.
Groans-That's right.
Grins-Don't you miss the directing
hand of the household department?
Groans-I should say not. She left
her mother on the job while she is
away.
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The Knowing Druquist,

The Youth-I-er-would like a bot
tie of some good-er-hair restorer.
The Druggist-Want it for your mus
tache, / suppose?
The Youth-Er-yes, sir.
The Druggist-Well. l guess it ia
hair originator you want.
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After the Wedding.

Your pa promised to give a dowry
of twenty thousand marks. When is
he going to pay?"
We'll if he promised twenty thou
sand marks he mean two thousand,
and you ought not to insist on such
ter (Munich).
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When He Concentrated.

Did the speaker impress you as
being in deadly earnest?"
Only once or twice"
And what were those occasions?"
When he lost his place and began
to paw his notes wildly in an effort
to find it again"
The Penn's Grove record., 1916-02-18

Children who are delicate, feverish and cross
viii get immediate relief from Mother Gray's
Sweet Powders for Children. They cleanse the
stomach, act on the liver, and are recommended
for complaining children. A pleasant remedy
for worms. Used by mothers for % years. All
Druggists, Csc. Sample FREE. Address, Mother
Gray Co., lie Roy, N. Y.
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Its Kind.

The conductor is going to pack
this car to suffocation," said one SUI
burbanite as the car stopped to take
another waiting crowd aboard
Yes" replied another, with a rue
full glance at his somewhat large
pedal extremities. The is going to set
plenty of trouble on foot
The Penn's Grove record., 1916-02-18
He'd Have More Peace.

81 e old Mr.. Duckftz out in the
back yard smoking his pipe"
Yes. Mrs. Duckfitz won't let him
smoke in the house"
His eyes are fixed thoughtfully on
the dog house. l. believe if it were a
trife larger the old gentleman would
be glad to live there"
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Kind Usually Built.

On the train going out Subbubs got
into conversation with a stranger, who
remarked:
Il see you are putting up q good
many new buildings"
Yes" answered Subbubs, new
buildings are the only kind we put
up"
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sonbeak-Why?
His EScane.

First Private-How did Schmidt es-
cape from the Scottish guard?
Second Private-He passed his he'll
met asking for contributions and the
guard disappeared.-Judge.
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My Barber.

My barber many yarns narrates;
His mouth he seldom shuts.
And some of them he illustrates
With unexpected cuts.
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An Exploded Theory,

II have heard it said that only intel
lectual people have hay fever"
@"Oh, there's no truth In that theory
My husband suffers terribly with IT'D
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A True Optimist.

He doesn't talk of hard times.
He doesn't seem to know
How many people count their dimes
And wear a look of woe.
The Penn's Grove record., 1916-02-18
Getting Both.

Critic-That moving picture wants
a dash of color.
Managerial right. Well put in .
red automobile"
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As a Rule.

Wayne-There's one good thing
about a vacation.
Payne-What is that?
Wayne When it's over it's paid for.
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A MIDNIGHT Episode.

Mrs. Crimsonbeak (at the head Of
the stairs)-How you frightened me,
John!
Mr.. Crimsonbeak-Why?
"Oh, you found the keyhole so quick
l was afraid it was somebody else"
The Penn's Grove record., 1916-02-18
The ReNerSn-

What is the difference between
those two men who are running down
the road?"
One is training for a race and the
other is racing for a train"
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My father persuaded me to take
a course in domestic science"
And how do you like the course?"
We'll, it looks like ordinary kitch-
en- work to me. If my suspicious are
confirmed l shall drop the course and
make father buy me a $50 hat"
The Penn's Grove record., 1916-02-18

There are times when nothing
speaks more eloquently than silence.