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The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1916-03-16
Jump from Bed
in Morning and
Drink Hot Water
Tells why everyone should drink
hot water each morning
before breakfast.

Why is man and woman, half the
time, feeling nervous, respondent,
worried; some days headachy, dull and
unstrung; some days really incapaci.
tated by illness.
If we all would practice inside-bath.
ing, what gratifying change would
take place. Instead of thousands of
ialf-sick, manufacturing souls with
pasty, muddy compilations we should
see crowds Of happy, healthy, rosy
checked people everywhere. The rea-
son is that the human system does not
rid itself each day Of all the waste
which it accumulates under our pres.
emit mode of living. For every ounce
of food and drink taken into the sys-
tenn nearly an ounce of waste material
must be carried out, else it ferments
and forms ptomaine-like poisons which
are absorbed into the blood.
Just as necessary as 1t is to clean
the ashes from the furnace each day,
before the fire will burn bright and
hot, so we must each morning clear
the inside organs Of the previous days
accumulation of indigestible waste and
body toxins. Men and women, wheth-
er sick or well, are advised to drink
each morning, before breakfast,
glass of real hot water with tea
spoonful of limestone phosphate in
it, as a harmless means of washing
out Of the stomach, liver, kidneys and
bowels the indigestible material,
waste, sour bile and toxins; thus
cleansing, sweetening and purifying
the entire alimentary canal before put.
ting more food into the stomach.
Millions Of people who had their
turn at constipation, bilious attacks,
acid stomach, nervous days and Sleep
less nights have become real cranks
about the morning inside-bath. A quar-
ter pound of limestone phosphate will
not cost much from your druggist or
at the store, but is sufficient to dem
onstrate to anyone, its cleansing,
sweetening and freshening effect upon
the system.-Adv.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1916-03-16
NEAT CLOGS KIDNEYS
THEN YOUR BACK HURTS
neys If Bladder Bothers YOU
Drink Lots of Water.

No man or woman who eats meat
ing the kidneys occasionally, says a
well-known authority. Meat forms
uric acid which excites the kidneys,
they become overworked from the
strain, get sluggish and fail to filter
the waste and poisons from the blood,
then we get sick. Nearly all rheu-
matism, headaches, liver trouble, ner
vousness, dizziness, sleeplessness and
urinary disorders come from sluggish
kidneys
The moment you feel dull ache IN
the kidneys or your back hurts or If
the urine is cloudy, offensive, full of
sediment, irregular of passage or at
tended by sensation of scalding, stop
eating meat and get about four ounces
of Jad Salts from any pharmacy; take
a tablespoonful In a glass Of water
before breakfast and in a few days
nous salts is made from the acid of
grapes and lemon Juice. combined
with lithia, and has been used for
generations to flush and stimulate the
kidneys, also to neutralize the acids
in urine SO it no longer causes irrita-
ton, thus ending bladder weakness.
Jad Salts is inexpensive and cannot
injure; makes a delightful efferves-
cent Whitewater drink which everyone
should take now and then to keep the
kidneys clean and active and the blood
pure, thereby avoiding serious kidney
complications.-Adv.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1916-03-16
BILIOUS, HEADACHY,
SICK ''CASCARETS"
Gently cleanse your liver and
sluggish bowels while
you sleep.
Get a 10-cent box.

Sick headache, biliousness, dizzi.
ness, coated tongue, foul taste and foul
breath-always trace them to torpid
liver; delayed, fermenting food in the
bowels or sour, gassy stomach.
Poisonous matter clogged in the in
testines, instead of being cast out
of the system is re-absorbed into the
blood When this poison reaches the
delicate brain tissue it causes con.
gestion and that dull, throbbing, sick
ening headache.
Cascarets Immediately cleanse the
stomach. remove the sour, undigested
food and foul gases, take the excess
bile from the liver and carry out all
the constipated waste matter and
poisons in the bowels.
A Cascaret tonight will surely
straighten you out by morning. They
work while you sleep-a 10cent box
from your druggist means your head
clear, stomach sweet and your liver
and bowels regular for months. ADV.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1916-03-16

ingredients well Sift two teaspoon
fuls of baking powder, with one cup
full of flour and stir in the mixture.
adding flour to make the dough stiff
enough to handle. Roll out half an
inch thick, cut with a sharp biscuit
cutter and bake a delicate brown on
hot buttered griddle.
Honey Cakes.-Beat to a cream a
half cupful of strained honey. Stir in
two cupeuls Of -four, sifted with two
teaspoonfuls of baking powder and a
half cupful of chopped filberts. Let
this mixture stand over night to be-
come thoroughly cold, but do not
freeze. Roll out very thin and cut in
fancy shapes, sprinkle with nuts.
Danish JelIy.-Cut a bunch of fresh
rhubarb into inch pieces and put into
a baking dish, sprinkle with a cupful
of graduated sugar and cupful of
boiling water. Cook until the strip
is thick. Squeeze over the fruit the
juice of half lemon and remove from
the fire. Then add enough bread
IL
into mold to harden. Turn out on
a chop plate or platter and surround
with whipped sweetened cream.
A simple dessert, and one well
liked by everybody, is a pastry shell
baked, then filled with any kind of
fruit, covered with whipped cream and
served at once before the crest is
soaked if the fruit is juicy.
Nut Bread.-Mix together two cup
fuls of graham flour, one cupful of
white -four, one tablespoonful of brown
sugar, one-half cupful of broken nut
meats, one-half cupful of raisins and
dates, mixed and finely cut. When
well mixed, add two tablespoonfuls Of
molasses, one teaspoonful of soda, dis
solved in a tablespoonful of hot water,
and cupful and half of sour milk.
Bake As minutes in moderate oven.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1916-03-16
LIQUOR MEN AND LABOR.

LIQUOR MEN AND LABOR.
Before the convention of the Ameri.
can Federation Of Labor there was
demand by the liquor interests or or
carnations identified with them, that
the American Federation of Labor
line UP with the liquor men in their
fight against prohibition. Mr.. Charles
Stelzle, writing in the Continent, says
that the atmosphere of the convention
was SO decidedly unfriendly to such
action that the liquor men were
easily persuaded to drop the entire
question. Throughout the conven-
tion," continues Mr. Steele, the liquor
men were strangely quiet, refraining
from taking any part in any of the
discussions, for fear of arousine the
enmity of anybody whose opinions
might be controverted.
"A mass meeting for the purpc Sc of
discussing the relation of labor to the
saloon was held on the first Sunday
afternoon of the convention, and was
attended by about one thousand per-
sons. With the use of government
statistics and logic which appealed to
the workers, facts were presented
which battered down the arguments Of
the liquor men that the abolition Of
the saloon would create labor pantt
The statement that the labor Llen
In England had nor only organized a
labor officials temperance fellow ship
with which the best leaders were iaen-
titled, but that baTtenders, breysry
workers and others in the liquor it,
dustry were not considered worth or.
ganizing by the British Trades con
gress, had marked effect on the au.
dience,"
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1916-03-16
try's sound financial future is being

try's sound financial future Is being
built
"The trust and mortgage companies,
the large implement concerns and the
wholesale merchants all tell the same
story today Of marked improvement
in their business. The farmers and
others are meeting their just dues and
paying off debts that in many cases
have been long overdue. Collections
are better today than they have been
since the most prosperous days of our
history, and obligations are being met
freely and promptly.
"Now," l said, why should they
wait until the war is over?'
And he agreed with me.-Advertise-
ment.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1916-03-16
THERE'S A MORAL.

From the Sacramento Union comes
the following: A well-known resident
of Sacramento the other day met on
a train two men and their wives who
had come from Kansas seeking farms
in California. He asked them why
they did not investigate the country
around Sacramento, as it offered many
opportunities for the home-seeker.
They replied that they had spent
three days in this city and had been
much impressed with what they saw.
But" said one of them, Sacramento
has entirely too many saloons for
us, and the farmers roads are lined
with roadhouses, so we decided to go
elsewhere to locate"
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1916-03-16
THE TEST.

A Birmingham (England) employer,
who is stanch teetotaler, recently
advertised for a foreman for one of
the departments of his works, and a
large crowd Of men called at the fac
tory. When the employer saw them
outside he said generally: "Well, we
might as well go and have a drink"
pointing to tavern opposite. He suit
ed the action to his words, and led the
way across, the men following. When
he reached the swing doors of the pub
lie house he turned around and saw
one man lettering behind the others,
and called out to him: Aren't you
coming in?" I'm teetotaler.
thanks" was the response. "Well,
you're the man for me-" the employer
promptly rejoined, and he there and
then engaged him, while all the others
were sent about their business.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1916-03-16

add a little minced
parsley and cupful of white sauce
made of cream, dash of onion Juice,
salt and pepper to taste with two
slices of cooked bacon, minced, and
one beaten egg yolk. Cook this over
hot water until we'll heated. Cool and
fold in the stiffiy beaten whites of two
eggs; turn into buttered dish or Gus
tard cups and stand them in hot water
in the oven to cook for half an hour.
Serve at once with brown bread sand.
wiches which have been spread With
butter and chopped green peppers
Combination Salad.-Chop in chop.
ping bowl five fresh green peppers, the
sweet ones. There should be cupful
of the pulp. Remove the pulp from
a grapefruit, mix with the pepper, add
ing chopped blanched chestnuts which
have been cooked until soft, then
mashed. Make nests of curly lettuce,
heap in the grapefruit, sprinkle with
the peppers and stir the chestnuts into
the mayonnaise dressing and heap on
the salad. Serve ice cold.
Emergency Dessert.-Beat yolks of
two eggs light, add cupful of milk,
one half cupful of maple strip and
mix well. Slice bread in thin slices,
dip in milk and egg and fry in hot
fat Spread each piece with preserves
of pear or peaches or a section of pine
apple. Arrange on a dish and serve
with the following sauce: Beat the
whites of two eggs stiff, add a half
cupful of sugar and the juice of two
lemons. Heat two cupfuls of fruit
juice and when hot stir in the whites
of the eggs, stir but do not cook.
Eggs and Rice.-This is another
wholesome dish easy to prepare Take
half cupful of rice or less, brown in
butter, add water and cook until ten,
der, then stir in two or three eggs, a
teaspoonful of Worcestershire sauce
and half cupful of cheese. Serve on
toast.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1916-03-16
NuA. NAt ncseQ.
Wisdom in Gotham Schools.

Here is an example of the wisdom
which is impaired to the pupils of
New York's public schools by a wom-
an teacher. In explaining how the
Kill Won Kull was named, she told the
class that man went out cunning
for sea gulls. He killed one on the
stream that borders Staten island and
thereafter the stream was known as
Kill Won Kull." This is not fanci-
full tale, but an absolutely truthful re-
cital of the kind of education" i'm
parted in the "fads and fancies
schools" Pittsburgh Dispatch.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1916-03-16
PRODUCES CRIMINALS.

Gentlemen, your trade cannot be
treated like any other business, for it
is unlike any other. The liquor traf-
fic tends to produce criminality in
the population at large and law-break-
ing among the saloonkeepers them.
selves. If the American people do not
control it with a firm hand, it will
soon control them.-Theodore Roose-
welt.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1916-03-16
RECIPE FOR GRAY HAIR.

To half pint of water add l o. Bay Rum, q
small box of Barbo Compound, and n OF. of
gycerine. Apply to the hair twice a week
until 1t becomes the desired shade. Any drug
gist can put this up or you can mix 1t at
home at very little cost. 1t will gradually
darken streaked, faded gray hair and re-
moves dandruff. 1t is excellent for falling
hair and will make harsh hair soft and glossy
1t will not color the scalp, is not sticky or
greasy, and does not rub off.-Adv.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1916-03-16
CLEANSE THE PORES
OF Your skin and Make It Fresh and
Clear by Using Cuticura. Trial Free.

When suffering from pimples, black
heads, redness or roughness, smear
the skin with Cuticura Ointment.
Then wash off with Cuticura Soap and
hot water. These supercreamy emol-
lients do much for the skin because
they prevent pore clogging.
Free sample each by mail with Book
Address postcard, Cuticura, Dept. l.,
Boston. Sold eyerywhere.-Adv.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1916-03-16
Way to Get Harmony.

We have lived quite a while and,
first and last, have observed a good
deal. The best way to achieve har-
mony is with an ak, or a club. A
good stout club industriously applied
will do more to convince the brother
who has fallen out of step than all of
the soft words in the language-To.
peka Capital.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1916-03-16

Colleague Schumacher, upon request
by the president, described the state
Of affairs in Tennessee, where prohi-
bition is Gripping the brewing indus
try to an extent most mischievous-
Jacob Faude, Secretary Brewmasters'
association, Chicago.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1916-03-16
COOKING BACKWARD 60 YEARS
-, An Interesting Bit of History
Everybody Should Know

One of the interesting places in Lowell, Mass.
is the old apothecary shop on Merrimack street.
established in 1927. This location is still drug
store, although of course modernized in many de
partments. The old prescription books, however,
have been preserved and form interesting record
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1916-03-16

covering nearly a century.
Perhaps one of the most
interesting books is that OF
the year 1855. On one O.
the pages of this book, tina
dated June 9th, 1855, is
written the original pre-
scription for Father Tohn's
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1916-03-16
A GOOD TYPE.

Rockford, ILL.,, is prosperous, com
Portable interior American city. A part
of its population is of alien birth or par
entage. Thus it represents the type Of
American life and very favorably the
American scheme; small city with a
high average Of Chicago
Tribune.
And Rockford is dry.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1916-03-16
EEEEcrs oE BOOZE.

Booze" says T. Alexander Cairns,
give; you red beak and black eye,
and white liver and a yellow streak.
and a green brain and dark brown
Heath and a blue Monday"
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1916-03-16

Medicine. This prescription was compounded
for the Reverend Father john OBrien at the
old drug store on that date, and was so success
full in treating Father Johns ailment, which
was a severe cold and throat trouble, that he
recommended the medicine to his friends and
Pensioners In going to the drug store and
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1916-03-16

Throw Off Colds and Prevent Grip.
When you feel a cold coming on, take LAXA-
TIVE BROMO ~UINIHB. 1t removes cause OF
Colds and Grip. Only One BR0MO QUlNINK"
Il. w. GROVES signature on box. Csc.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1916-03-16

pared and the dalntI-
ness of it's SERVING
which is important.
Oatmeal Scones.-To
one cupful of well-cooked
oatmeal porridge add one
cupful of milk, one ia
blespoonful of melted
butter, one teaspoonful
of brown sugar and a
I:4AJ ~ uHy -
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1916-03-16

Procrastination is the thief of time
and the plumber cannot be recov-
cred.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1916-03-16

II a married man ever becomes truly
great his wife nearly always assumes
the responsibility for 1t.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1916-03-16
Behind the Scenes.

Juliet-Packson says he is drawing
full houses.
Romeo-Only on his own DEAL
Judge.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1916-03-16

Don't get too self-important; the
world will go on just the same after
you get out.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1916-03-16

The average man is apt to believe
what tho world doesn't say about
him.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1916-03-16
Flowing Whiskers.

81 have difficulty in eating spinach"
you shouldn't wear SO much of it,
old chap."-Louisville Courier-J ournal.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1916-03-16

To remove superfluous hair send
your well-filled mattress to be done
over by tricky upholsterer.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1916-03-16

The Seventh Age of Man.
''He is very old man, isn't he?"
well. he is in his second dance
hood"
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1916-03-16
Where He Would Be Welcome.

He's so reckless he's always tax
ing chances" "Oh, send him to our
charity bazaar. Baltimore American
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1916-03-16
FOR that SORE
RAW THROAT
Relief In Every Rub

Try this-results are certain: Just
get an original yellow box of true
Mustarine and rub it on your neck and
upper chest. Do it tonight and that
sore, raw feeling will be gone in the
morning.
Nothing cures so quickly as true
Mustarine which costs but a trif1e, yet
is so wonderfully good that thousands
praise 1t for Asthma, Pleurisy, Bron,
chitis, rheumatism and Neuralgia
Get the genuine, made by the Begy
Medicine Co, Rochester, N. Y.
A man is sometimes his own worst
enemy, but he is more likely to be his
own best friend.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1916-03-16
Hope.


Knicker-After prison reform, what?
Bocker-Perhaps some day they will
reform the home.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1916-03-16
HHEM1(HEN
E66ABLNEG

1t is a good thing to be rich. and
good thing to be strong, but it is a
better thing to be beloved by many
friends.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1916-03-16

Not Gray Hairs but Tired Eye
make us look older than we are. Keep
your Eyes young and you will look young
After the Movies Murine Your Ewes. DOM
tell your age. Murine Eye Remedy Co.
Chicago. Sends Eye Book on request.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1916-03-16

No man can win success unless he
Is In love with his work
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1916-03-16

If all flesh is grass then babies must
be new moan hay.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1916-03-16
ORDINARY DISHES.

1t is not so much the kind of food
one prepares as the way it is pre-
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1916-03-16
SAILING OVER BAR.
AFFAIRS IN TENNESSEE.

Many young man has lost his rud-
der while trying to sail over the bar"
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1916-03-16
Economy makes happy homes and
sound nations. Instill it deep.-Wash-
ington.
GOOD THINGS FOR THE TABLE.
1t will always be one of the prob
lens of the housewife to use the left

over meats in Such
a way that they
seem not to be rsr
hashed.
Lamb Souffe. -
Put two cupfuls of
cold lamb through
the meat chopper,
add q liffla rninnad
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1916-03-16

There's no longer the slightest need OF
feeling ashamed of your freckles, as the
prescription othine-double Strengths
guaranteed to remove these homely spots.
Simply get ounce of othine-double
strength-from your druggist, and apply
little of 1t night and morning and you
should that even the worst freckles
have begun to disappear while the lighter
ones have vanished entirely. 1t is seldom
hat more than one ounce Is needed to com
pletely clear the skin and gain beautiful
clear complexion.
Be sure to ask for the double strength
othine this is sold under guarantee OF
Adv.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1916-03-16

Our idea of mean man is one who
waits until Saturday night to have his
hair amputated.
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1916-07-22
CONFECTlONERS FINED
Charged with Selling Ice Cream on
Sundny-Lnbor Law Cases
Are Continued.

Three confectioners were in Polio.
Court Yesterday morning on charges
Of violating the Sunday law by selling
ice cream and soft drinks. ". Oar
hanian, charged with selling ice cream.
was fined So. The cases against A.
Smnn and James Papas. charged with
dispensing soft drinks. were continued
10 July %
Joseph and Ruby Lee, colorcd.
charged with selling liquor withou, n
license. were fined 500 and placed
under security OF $500 for twcive
months.
The hearing OF the cases against l..
q. Chelf and w. Witkcrs Miller. charge
with violation of the state labor law
ny working children less than sixteen
years OF age, was continued to July o.
Tho hearing OF the case against \. y.
Ruhcnstcin, charged with working
women more than ten hours in any
one day of twcntyfour, was continued
to August "a.
James Mitchell. proprietor OF a res
taurant near the corner OF Ninth and
Main Streets. was fined s25 on a charge
Of allowing smoke and bad odor to
issue from his place. He appealed.
Among the complainants were near by
residents and hotel proprietor
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1916-07-22
RAILWAY MEN DISMISSED
Hastings Court, Part H., Holds Opera
ton of Repnir shops on sunday
n Necessity.

J. J. Robinson and l.. r. Hague. ON
pioyees Of the Southern Railway shops
Of South Richmond. were dismissed
Yesterday in Hastings Court Fart H.
~ Judge T.. II. Wells. Judge Wells
ruled that. inasmuch as the law al
lowed railroads to operate on the So b.
hath. work in connection with the
operation of railroads was a necessity.
The defendants had appealed from n
hne Of $40. imposed upon them in
Police Court. Part H.
The appeal OF ]. G. Johnson, who was
arrested for violating the sunday law
on a charge Of operating the Penny
Arcade at Forest Hill and fined $40 In
Police Court, was sustained by the
jury. Counsel for Johnson commended
that ne had performed no actual labor,
hut had merely left his establishment
open on Sunday.
J.. w Taylor. Seventh-Day Ad-
ventist, arrested for violating tho law,
was not present, on account II sick =
ness, and his case was continued.