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The citizen-Republican. (Scotland, Bon Homme County, S.D.) 1???-19??, 1916-07-13
Notice to Destroy Noxious Weeds
in the Public Highway.

III lHS fuOlC IlIXHW8ys
To all Land Owners, Tenants and
Parties Occupying Land in Bon HON.
ME County, South Dakota:
You are hereby notified to destroy all
weeds and grasses upon the one half
of the public highway Immediately
abutting the land SO owned, occupied
or leased by you, and have such weeds
and obstructing grass moved, cut down
removed or destroyed by or before July
18th, 1915, under penalty ofthe special
tax as provided by law for failure to
comply with this notice.
Dated June END, 1916.
By order of the Board
Of County Commissioners.
7. J.4ilMsaAUs,
[sEAL1 County Auditor.
go, At
The citizen-Republican. (Scotland, Bon Homme County, S.D.) 1???-19??, 1916-07-13

Don't forget that Sweet & Clough
sell the Minnesota Binders.
Z foot cut $125; Sfoot cut $40,
including transport trucks and
tongue. These machines are guar.
anteed first class. Come and see
them. Adv.
The citizen-Republican. (Scotland, Bon Homme County, S.D.) 1???-19??, 1916-07-13

!, J. L. Quinn made an auto trip
to Violin Tuesday.
| j. B. Gano and Lance iAicLach-
Ian autoed to Lake Andes Tuesday.
| ]. l.. Hutchinson, of Sioux City,
made business trip to this place
Tuesday.
You can get a good useful pre-.
MUM by buying at the Quick Sale
| Mere. Co.--Adv.
Carl Wanek came from Emery
to spend Sunday at the home Of
his brother Frank.
| Mr.. Ed. Brandstedt had business
with the Yankton board of county
commissioners Tuesday.
Mrs. Bruhn and daughter, Lucille
were here last week from Trip,
and attended the Chautauqua.
Mrs. Miner and Mrs. Young,
worth, of Tyndall, attended the
Chautauqua here last Sunday.
Hon. Geo. W. Snow of Spring
field, was in town Wednesday OF
his way HON from Seattle, Wash
Mr.. and Mrs. D. Yeager, of Ged.
des, visited their daughter, Mrs
Fred Bardell, at this place last
week.
MIR. s. Livingood arrived from
Milledgeville, ILL.,, Wednesday tc
visit his farm worked by /. b.
Johnston.
The Quick Sale Mere. Co. has n
stock of nice premiums to be given
away free with purchases of goods
a. the store.-Adv.
| Frank g. Plattner returned last
Sunday from Mason City, Ia,
where he had been on a business
trip of about week.
A small blaze started in the ROOT
of the bottllng works Tuesday noon
but the fire company putt it out
before much damage was done. .
| Mrs. Warren Dimock and daugh.
ter, of Memo, were guests at the
! Birkinbine home from Friday until
Monday and took in the Ghautau
qua. o.as
| Rev. Edward Grosz went to the
Lutheran hospital in Siopx City
Tuesday to be treated for gall stones
and was accompanied by Rev. Geo
link. S{'s5, soy s;p
| Two little daughters of MIR. an6
| Mrs. Roswell, of Lesterville, visit
ed their grandmother, Mrs. Johr
Mckay here last week, returning
home Sunday. si..s
| Our new stock of clothing con
tains a supply of single pants a.
| we'll as complete suits and we car
give you what you want.-Ady.
Otto Schmierer
Miss Dora Hammer, who ha!
been working in the Brock drut
store departed for Parkston las
Saturday. Her place in the drug
store has been taken by Miss zol
nowsky, 3 niece of the new pro
prietor, JAG. 1olnowsky.
The store of g. Doering & Son
at Trip, was burglarized las
week Tuesday night. Fifteen suit
of clothes were taken, several pair
of shoes, eleven dollars in none,
and perhaps some other things tina
have not been missed. There il
no clue to the identity Of the burg
lars but it is believed that the,
left in an automobile.
LOST-A rim to an AUTOMOBILE
wheel 34x4 inches, near the Max
we'll Mennonite colony's premises
Finder please leave same at Cobb
Garage and receive reward.-Adv.
The citizen-Republican. (Scotland, Bon Homme County, S.D.) 1???-19??, 1916-07-13
CHURCH NOTICES.

The la lies of the M. E. aid So
ciety will hold a food sale at Biz.
kinbine & Browns store on Satur-
day, July 18th.
Services will be held iii the Meth
odlst church on Sunday at the reg
ular hours, ten thirty in the fore.
noon and in the evening at eight.
Communion service will he held
in the Presbyterian church next
Sunday morning. Rev. Van der
Maaten of Mitchell will preach the
sermon.
Three interesting and inspiring
services are planned for the Chris
tian Endeavor Rally in the Presby-
terian church next Sunday. The
first service will be at 8 100 O'Clock
in the afternoon. The second and
third services are held at Z 100 and
500 in the evening. Mr.. @. F.
McGrew, president of the South
Dakota G. E. Union will be pres
ent; also Rev. Van Der Maaten,
superintendent of G. E. Extension
WORK, and Mr.. G. d. Johnson, pres.
ident of the Fourth district Of the
10. p. Union in s. D.; Miss Elsie
Snow of Yankton, secretary of thu
Fourth district. These meetings
will be a school on young peoples
work and we are fortunate to have
secured the Rally. Delegates from
neighboriDg towns will be present.
Springfield has sent word that they
will send large company. A cor
dial invitation is extended to all
Young Peoples societies in Scot.
land to have part with us in the
good things Of the day.
The citizen-Republican. (Scotland, Bon Homme County, S.D.) 1???-19??, 1916-07-13
ENDORSEMENTS

I read "Reuben-His Book" with
intense delight. Ihave not laughed SO
much since i read Mark Twain.
CHAMP CLARK
Lam glad that Reuben is going to
be put in form where it can be OBJ
tained by the general public. 1t de
serves q wide circulation.
w. J.BRYAN
Iknow Of no better substitute for 9
trip to Europe than Reuben la his ia
NOUS travelogues Herbert S. Hadley,
Ex-G Governor of Missouri.
The citizen-Republican. (Scotland, Bon Homme County, S.D.) 1???-19??, 1916-07-13
"REUBEN, HIS BOOK
BY. 81,
MORTON H. PEMBERTON. REUBEN"

Nicely Bound Volume of 500 Pages
Containing "Reuben's" Lectures,
Bob Tail 10 Full Dress ]" The
Famous "Reuben, and Reuben's
Pa Letters J" ''Reuben in Rome;'
Reuben in the Land Of the Kais.
or" or Germany and the Ger
mans" and all Of Reuben's Euro
pean Travels.
The citizen-Republican. (Scotland, Bon Homme County, S.D.) 1???-19??, 1916-07-13

The la lies of the NJ. E. aid So
ciety will hold a food sale at Biz.
kinbine & Browns store on Satur-
day, July 18th.
The citizen-Republican. (Scotland, Bon Homme County, S.D.) 1???-19??, 1916-07-13

Services will be held iii the Meth.
odlst church on Sunday at the reg
ular hours, ten thirty in the fore.
noon and in the evening at eight.
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1916-11-17


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The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1916-11-17

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/. ven known Ia,t th4t Porto
E..p produce. l- art tius. aud
grapefruit l. either Florida ,t Cti.-
..i..t tuJ . much joel, ,Np,.-. ur
r... t. ,tu.tfl invested If.. state
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ltup,uIu.t aMl d. .,ym,I . over,
uu. vino ut. u,s .u ,ppurtuuu, .o
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the, begin to boar a. hire, year. Of
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uisai h,. "a KILLING frost
In Porto Ii,o d, Is onl, durin4 the
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ll,,r ...n. fu pineapple all. 30 con.
ln,rg.tl p-i.uusilau Nuu 'h,i, are
thousands DOL. Hrte- of this, fl.' ur-
der cultivation. The p|tuc,pul, INDUS
iuv II. pnrt.cufar. attractive Iur tho
i~r.i..u thar returns ma, b., mad after
i,ur., mu..ns from TIN, pluu.iuu and
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true 'nat mau, have, made I. much
TO-. $4,000 ana more. u.t pruut. per
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1916-11-17
Looking tor a pb7 Try q
Herald Want Ad.
Large Pail Fresh
Snowdrifi

iH~t ,ouhius ig-. : IT,. -,
Ncdirm pat iit-h ~nuWditU zoe
i'cni,k and tutd. pure sorghum
quart 2't
purc Missouri sorghum. gal %,
.-ib. can Iniic SNiup 10
: -gai eau kntu syrup -
I gaf katu syrup ....... DOE
quar-, cans Maple syrup 10
Mother Wheat Hearts. phr. iic
cream ct Wheat ul,c 80
Large pig. po-,um ,'rcai ~
) H.. nice mcaiS rtun'- 31c
!. ih-. large sac rtuu''~ ........ 1j'
Good quaint, Drird pu,chc-. 10. 10
inn, quality ptici Peaches, .
III .... 10
t,trn NICE \li;Csus I u, ~
package IIai-in-, fi,-hi, IncLcd 10
Iackag, iig~, hest quality ioc
Package Dht,-, best quality g."
\ H.. All ouu Wali lpIil,4 -"
> H.. al -ounb lnirr ,pplc- 25c
sweet Oranges, ,ioH u
VERY best quality DicumarGrriis'.
pound 300
Rest quality tianl'rtit~. at. 100
5-Ii iiumiui rtit- 2So
- liz. best h,oI,cu Rice -,
f; ih~. hret Jap i;i~ 2,c
! H.. last head rice 20
Good ~i/c inamriC! coat Hob ="
10 liur Wash i.oard~ ilc
Bows tNpt.>~ Wagons i5C to 81 uo
iso,~ WINTER Cap 25r t. soc
iio,~' sweater Goats coo Il -
Uo,~ sooi shoe SI2J Ia Sa5I
iioN~' Ninur suit. S2.l iu SI.lO
Bows l,si mad. kncC t',nt-
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N,n- winter I udrrwcar 80, aud ~,
Mems all wool suits Sis.5p
Mems bet made Pants SIS To- SION
VI, - oNCr'utt- - 80 &C. Stsn
Men Ntrkiunv- SID
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Wool camp iiiaukci- sino aud up
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your Dollar Buys More"
Phone G6i. 2io-ta ~ SECOND st,
VII GOODS DELIVERED
MAIL ORDERS FILLED PROMPTLY
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1916-11-17

N'.cr .Ju 'ol, when youIl mash l
finger cot suntr . rui. hrui~r. burn or
tlld. nr prepared Thousands rely
uu pr Thomas Ecl'.t.e uI Your
druggist srlle j. .sy and SOC
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1916-11-17

Ucury haul baggage and all o,iicr
things.
liz toms~ az Your calling ~ bat un
their wings.
III motto i- psumptn.-~ hi- Sr,io"
~ tine
Whenever ,uu want him lust phone
\I>t-TIiitIt.- NINE.
TRY A HERALD WANT AID.
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1916-07-06
SEEN ON THE SIDE
Poe try.

Poetry.
Let others soar poetic heights. to kiss olympia's
clouds
And touch the veil hidden worlds far from
the vulgar crowds;
Let others write of occult moods and fly on
gussamcr wings
| am content to stay below and sing of little
things.
The pie my mother used to make. the old salt
rising bread
The memories OF truant hours and childbood..
pleas fled:
The spanking in that honored shed where father
used to sec
The wisdom of ;,dmnist crinl chustiscmcnt ,uto
Oh! how I'd love TO weld pen that never should
essay
y pcrilous height. but always with tho buub,e
topics stay!
What poet in his master thought has ever put
his soul
With half the fcrvor that lie might In that old
swimming hole.
So would I make had the power a mighty
tome OF things
Concerning which tho poet thinks, but very
seldom sings:
Our little mortgage on the housc-our homes
fears strife.
I'd like to write just such a word and call II
This Is Life!
But what's the use? The poet must emerge from
grosser thought
And monkey with celestial dreams. though with
disaster fraught:
1t is expected of the bard that he shall not hci
In any simple phrase or in noncombusting
Who. sea ling so aboriously tho mathis that 1e,,
TO fame,
Desires within his heart TO build an everlasting
Must touch the veil, kiss the gods must
wear the gossamer wings
Though he. l. would rather write abont tho
little things.
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1916-07-06
News of Fifty Years Ago

rh L,,, - ,, ~. d. Leila. -, H.
NC J. oulh WAS spent ny t'c h,ui.S VI 'uc
i,a M9ou Memoritl NSSVciatloi ''.u INC ilo"
and Il. Vrriui;,, ~ ,u,rds and others in piac
ing bc,,IhS.rds -, no ,.r, vns az ibr ,.nrf,J
crate dead In 1,n,swonL s.cmctcrv
M, , - ,,, ,
no Oily FORMAL ccicpratloh OF inc rourtil IN
vi W Has,uninston was by the NEGROES. 0t course;
bnsn ns pubic nuii1,nSs wo," G'os ~ anu a
c,a,, g, " "
nonV ~ ~. liopkihS ono Oh .ne most promi-
IL, nicIhpers OF III. icteI'out pdr looh MS
don w sIro YESTERDAY ior ms hsw nome III Aoing
"o''' "herc nc Will practice ms procession
=. The Chief of the Ordnance Department. United
states Army, in Il communication to IL congress
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1916-07-06
The Voice of the People
Roosevclrs Latest perndy.

To the Editor OF The Times Dis patch
Slr,-Sonc time ago one of your many CORE
spondcnts took this writer task for impugn-
ing the honor OF Colonel Roosevelt in reference
TO his treatment Of ES-iresident Taft. Perhaps,
since his last performance, he may be OF my
way o. thinking. The late Senator Thomas 6.
i,latt and Grover Cleveland knew him we'll and
they both. long before lie had become notorious
had sized him UP" correctly. Whose career has
Welt $: lie owed his first rise in politics to the
very men whom he afterwards bitterly de-
nounced as crooks and bosses; aye, the very
men by whose Efforts he nominate for the
vice presidency FIRST and the presidency after
wards. Aspiring TO third term. he became Il:
traitor TO his best friend. William II. Taft, and
caused his defeat by organizing tho Progressive
party to divide the Republican party. Having
been instrumental in the election OF Woodrow
w llSon, Yet no man has cNccllcd yet cXccls
nm, in tho mcanncse Of his warfare upon thu |
splendid PRESIDENT. whose achievements under
The most trying circumstances have been sim
ply Wonderful. Eut u the text, Itooscvclts
latest perhdy AS events have shown. his only
object was to use his party nj Chicago as Il club
TO compel the Republican "bosses' to nominate
him. And now for Roosevelt nominated by the
Progressive party. he abandons ii and IL seen
he so lately denounced. Surely this last straw
breaks tho camcls back for treachcry He NAV
write many artful letters. but none OF them can
or will. condone for his trcachcry 10 great
party. which polled 1000 900 votes the first
time in its national election. Yes gentlemen
heres treason for You scale betting tho
towering ambition or Theodore Roosevelt
. DUFAL PORTER.
Cascade. Va, July I.
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1916-07-06

their artillery and she'll the next position
until the way Is partly cleared. Opposed by
fewer troops, OH their section OF the front.
the French are making greater speed in their
progress. but they, too, are organizing posi-
tons as rapidly as they take them.
On the eastern front, the Russian drive
continues, though checked ut points by Ger
man re-enforcements to the Austrian de-
fensive. One report has it that the Cossacns
are even raiding IN Hungary, having crossed
the Carpathians at last. Allied progress is
also claimed on the Italian front. Unless
German counterattacks radically change the
situat ton, it would seem that the squeezing
process, long talked of, is about to begin
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1916-07-06
Allies Begin to Squeeze

e VERY day the tide OF battle on tho
- western front floods more and more over
Inc German INES From time to time it ebbs
a bit; the Germans win back a position ad-
vance again into trenches from which ,hav
were driven. But the whole result, at the end
of each day shows the allied offensive to he
well-nigh as irresistible as the tide itself.
q 1t is too early yet TO determine the final
effect OF the Franco-Britsh big push" hi,
present indications point 10 far more thu
Temporary success. Contrary TO their Gus
tom earlier In the war. the British are ad-
syanctng with utmost care. When they take
e line of trenches. they do not rush headlono
ION to the next line. but dig in" bring up
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1916-07-06
In a Window.

The world sits by an open window nov.
Parting the silver curtain OF the rain.
With spirit hands, and pccring like II
child
Searching the dusk for all it's dreams
again
No more 7 browse beside the winters
hearth
Building my secret castles in the
flame:
Out OF all houses now the soul must
Out OF all houses now the soul must go.
Seeking the thing that never had a
name.
Seeking the new sweet ways across the
grass.
Seeking the little gods that ride the
rain
paus'ng TO laugh with some rrcsh-hut-
tered leaf,
And going on and going on
again
winter is dead with all her lily SHOWS,
Dead in tho ashes OF a lonely hearth.
! sit beside an open window now
Sending my soul for laughter down
the Garth.
Dana Burnet.
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1916-07-06
HcClling the President

co far as is known. the only excuse given
~ by the militant suiiragettes OF England for
their course of rowdyism and crime was that
such conduct was necessary in order 10 obtain
publicity for their propaganda No such cX-
cuse can be made in this country. In nearly
every case, when advocates of woman suf-
frage have asked to be given a hearing, they
have been received and listened to with
courtesy, if not with cordiality
Therefore the action Of the young woman
who interrupted the President on Tuesday
with noisy and ill-timed questions will not
readily be forgiven. She was diSorderly In Il
public place, and was guilty, in the eyes Of
the law, of a misdemcanor; in the eyes Of
well-bred people, she guilty of a fragrant
breach of good manners and good taste.
From the viewpoint Of her cause, she vio-
lated the rules OF common sense
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1916-07-06
With virginia's Pride and Confidence

sHVTITH Nirginas soldiers who start for the
wv border, so Virginia 5 pride and firm
acontidence. There is little waving of flags,
little martial music: the uniforms are khaki
and there is nothing of parade. They are
going on business-the business OF their
country. There may be hardship and suffer
ing there certainly will be discomfort. For
$these-and for anything else that. threatens
they are ready. Here at home, there will
\ be anxiety for the safety of individuals. but
how they will acQuit themselves Virginia al
ready knows. For more than 800 years, she
has known.
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1916-07-06
Health | alks. by DR.. VIM. Brady

The United States government conducts ~,
expensive department for the benefit of the peo-
PIE yet tn" great majority of the people never
avail! themselves OF the privileges the govern
men' offers free TO citizens. The Department OF
Agriculture, when not too busy looking after
the health of hogs. cattle and other valuable
animals prints and distributes free for the ask
ing many farmers bulletins
We can obtain a great deal OF information out
OF these farmers bulletins even if We ,,,n,t
know alfalfa from Sweet William. They come
without money and without price residents
OF the United States. but cost . cents each TO
residents of Canada and Mexico.
Farmers bulletins Nos 81. S5 o. 1I2 1ol
and rs tell all about the food values OF mcats
fish, sugar. bread beans and peas and cpp.
No li2 is especially desirable. being the prin-
ciples of nutrition and nutritive value Of foods
(with tables which enable the housewife TO
pick out the most economical foods) No 29s
24S ana lS2 discuss corn and corn products &C
real breakfast foods and poultry, Respectively
y letter addressed to the Secretary OF AgrcuI-
tyre , Westminster s d c. or to your representa-
tive IN Congress. and mentioning any 1--WE OF
these bulletins viii brna, them to YOU
The nutritive value of food Is the energy it
supplies TO the body In order to supply energy
for muscular or functional work. the food mus,
be NEUTRALITY-SUSPICIOUS. is. dsested absorbed con-
verted into tho available fuel (blood, sugar or
the fuel Of an engine. For compa rison all
foods are tabula,cd according to fuel or cnlorir
value. knowing how many fuel units or Gallo
rics, cane sugar meal or bacon Or meas
supply; We can can, compare the nutrlive value OF
thus select menu or diet which Will meet the
actual needs OF the body When we become
u"aTe tnal rice, Tor instance, is quite r.
fishing ana sustaining meat eggs, and 4
lot cheaper. t" say nothing of hygiene we find
II less difficult 10 break away from the super
stition that meat is iudis pcnsab bic for the sus-
tcnunce OF the body.
In fact. 1t looks though the United States
government were In conspiracy to put the
meat man out of business and to make near
vegctarians OF Ills all And If the government
would place these bulletins i'm every schoolroom.
VIC believe 1t would ultimately succeed in ac-
complishinS that purpose
Questions nnu Answers
a wen and What to DO With 1T have What
the doctor calls "a the top of my head
the size OF chestnut. At times 1t feels in
famed and sore Would you advise to have
1t removed, and where can 1 have 1t done?
Would 1t be liable to affect my general health,
Answer-Yes. have 1t removed. Oh, anywhc re
ON the back porch. in tho parlor the bath
room, the front yard. or the doctors Office Nc
elected. the chances are. say, in a thous-
and that 1t would ultimately assume malignant
cliaracter--canccr. Operated. panessly. with
out trouble In few minutes, tho result will
be a general Improvement OF tomper and ehi-
cheney.
Eye Water-Please suggest what would no a
suitable eyc water for dropping In tho eyes to
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1916-07-06
Comfort.

AND YOU say you have all the comforts of
home at your summer boarding -house?"
we have. sir. We have children who quarrel
and cry at all hours man and woman es-
peciaiiE engaged who regalc the boarders at
meals by having domestic rows. another couplo
who impersonate the grouchy husband and
disrontented fault finding wife. and every guest
receives daily by mail such things Ms gas bills
tax bills and advertising circulars. We also
nave peddlers who ring the doorbell, and buck
stcrs who yell constantly. We have late break.
fasts and improperly prepared dinners Our mcn
forget to shave and tho women slouchcs"
But isn't any one ever PLEASANT"
oh, yes: We artistic TO make 1, seen,
more like home all hands stop being disagree
able when company comes, but resume their
quarrelihg as soon as company has gone All
the comforts of home We advertise sir and T
golly we've got cm!"