The Alaska citizen., 1916-04-03
"VOT CAOiMANY DiNkS."

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 l Mein Lieber Ettirur:
 1 Alaska Citizen, by March der 26 ! don't forgot yet ven der skool-
 master was by New Jersey yet das Is verboten der Federal offl-
 shuls play der politikal game, vot?
 nix, aber nit. bah. der hole federal gang vas york hardt as nefer before yet at der marshal's alretty, yah! dot vas der bizziest day init der
 marshals offs aber der day ven Stupps goosesteeped der korthaus in-
 side undt kicked der Republican raskals ouldside yah!
 Stupps was schmardt yess, playing l der game aber nit he was nix on
 der chal bait aber to trap der mur- derers nix Ach Looie vot a shame
 fitness by der campf alretty By | Golly. Stupps undt hiss hole well , dtrained deputies-Ober to der last
 man-vos der piggy leetle bumple i pees by der rat hole Demokrad bri- marles, yess" Aber der odder beeple ackt like by every day der gang worked side by each undt der fly i ing skvad was aristokrat book sdore dedective Frank init mule skinner speshul wenlre afferdavit 1 Fred. ach! 70 kvick skipps Frankie
 undt Freddie, der kute katzenjamS,
 init mischeef, yess? Also der hired i auto go der sbeed limit init Stupps holdin' hiss periskope, spying ouid
 undt chasing der faidful dried undt drue for der choyrlde by der city halle yet, undt big chief trapper Joe was in der by ways sTaring der live ones alretty, undt also vot
 you tinks yet? der Rhinee False alarm Wrothe was stand near der nice wiling elekshun chudges shel- lenging every voter vot walks by der boleing booths mitouid escort, undt i don't look goot, der foghorn hol- elrs ouid: Who'r you? vot your pig | ness? ach, vot system. by der holy
 maginaut; 1 tinks better ve go by
 Roosia, yah! der news came by der boleing place dot der leetle choorie time undt der verdict iss Callahan guilty" der K. Feeble komedian
 says by der erowd aroundt undt der
 chudges Omit hiss hoary headt Rocked bolitely) "shentlemens: Has Dan Cal
 lahan ben here undt voted alretty?"
 undt der odder funnygraft by der
 fire halle boys played; "Hoch Hoch
 Der Gangs All Here;" Ach! such a happy days, yet, init der federal
 gang, der big fat fly ould by der boss StuppS bolitikal ointment al-
 retty; undt by golly, dot Dan Calia-
 han vos der dangerous enemy, yess?
 der big Irisher vos afraid init nod
 dings, yet, yah! some bolitishuns
 vas porn lucky alretty.
 Undt now, mr ettitur i gample
 init you von sisslge alretty dot
 Stupps hass der big year by 1916,
 vot? yah, aber more sukkcess by 1915 yet. Undt some damphool say
 dot pleasure undt pizzness won't
 mix, yet, ach! dot filosofy vos not
 by der bolitishuns nix. rift our
 Stupps der pubblik offs vas der
 private shnapp, alretty. nit hiss sallery fimpf dousant tollars undt his lettle bequiseets undt hiss ek- spenses undt mileage undt hiss
 muIeaoe undt hiss odder eggceteras etcs. now 1 makes me von goot
 gess by Stupps 1916 programme al-
 retty listen yet-avay down by der ! Yukon bottoms Is boyskouid Woods,
 init hiss kvick togdeam yet. undt
 by Hot Springs iss der skoogum
 moose Anters, undt mabeso soon by
 Fairbanks comes loads of prisoners
 undt krazies undt soon you watch | Stupps go by der Alaska Demokrad
 konvenshun alretty. init hiss bun
 dle of proxies undt he'll nominate
 hiss alsoruns candytate py der kon-
 gress yet. undt two years ago Dan Callahan vent init der bundle of
 Demokrad proxies, by der Skag-
 way konvenshun alretty yess? ach!
 undt also It's von skinch bett mr.
 ettitur dot Stupps win vonce more
 soon go py der steamboat Ouidside
 again init a kapacity load of bris-
 oners (undt Demokrad broxies) to der nashional konvenshun undt de-
 liver der goots, yess? undt der
 marshal stays init der vleshbotts Oud-
 side aber for mondths undt mondths
 undt mondths undt mondths! undt
 vonce more by next winter by der