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Norwich bulletin., 1916-07-13
HUMOR OF THE DAY

we can't imagine what the hard- ships of the trenches must be-"
 'u can. Went on an alI-day picnic yesterday. y."-Pittsburgth Post. T was arrested the other night by a woman policeman"
 How did it seem?"
 Rather homelil1e.' Life
 YsabeIle-Why don't you propose to Percy? He's as good as gold.
 LUcia-Yeah, but my motto is "Ac- cept no itutes."-Chaparral
 Mrs B.-Is your cook impertinent
 Mrs A.-WelI, rather. She couldn't be any worse if she was one of my own daughters.-Philadelp Bulletin.
 Interested in politics?"
 T should say am. I'm one of the few who took the trouble to vote at the presidential primary. y."-Detroit Free Press.
 Knicl1er-Is Jones on a restricted diet?
 Boczer-Terribly; he is confined to what he can afford and his wife can cook.-Judge.
 What is this man charged with?" asked the magistrate.
 'Dynamite!" was the unanimous re- ply of the six policemen who had made the arrest.-Tit-B Bits.
 A. little learning is a dangerous thing"
 " eS," replied Miss cayenne. But the fact doesn't justify some of us in being proud of how little we know."- Washington Star.
 Bill understand that two-thirds water and third solids is the composition of the human body.
 Jill wonder why it was they put all the solid part in your head?- YOnkers Statesman.
 What American name would you like to have?"
 T have it here," he said, handing the teacher a dirty scrap of paper on which was written Patrick Dennis McCarty. y."-Chicago News.
 Your Honor, made a notion" said the lawyer. '"WilI you rule on it?"
 sponded His Honor, a rural magistrate who was trying his first Case-LOuis- vile Courier Journal.
Norwich bulletin., 1916-07-13
DAVIS THEATRE
Complete Change of Program To- dayj New Vaudeville and Triangle Photoplays.


 Everything will be entirely new at the Davis today both, vaudeville and pictures will be changed and the show billed for the last half of the week promises to surpass anything ever seen here. The feature vaudeville at traction is the ClemensO Brothers two musical comedy clowns who present a big time novelty act the like Of which has never been seen here, they carry a special musical setting and their offering is one that will cause more talk than any other act in Vau- deyille today. Another good act is presented by Powers and West, clever team who have a comedy sing ing and talking offering introducing some new ideas into the vaudeville stage and dealing out some real live wire comedy. The Triangle feature is called Going Straight, a five part Griffith production featuring Norma Talmadge and Ralph Lewis the fol- lowing is @ brief synopsis of the story:
 Jimmy Briggs, a, crook, recognizes in John Remington, a respectable and prOsperouS real estate man, his former going straight. RemingtOn's wife, Grace used to be a member of the gang, too, but for the sake of their children, both have given up the old life of crime. Briggs blaCknailS Rem ingtOn under threat of exposure of Grace as an aCcompHce in some bygOne crimes and eventually persUades Rem ingtOn to join him in one more robbery. The house selected for the stealing chances to be one where Grace is a guest for the week end; and she sur prises Briggs in the act of taking some jewels. Remington, finding Briggs struggling with his wife strikes him down; and in the consequent alarm, poses as rescuer of his wife from a daring burglar, Briggs. The outcome is rarely thrilling.
 To complete the show there is a two reel Keystone comedy called Am brose's Cup of Woe and Mack Swain is the star in this funny picture, thls is a real Keystone comedy and has more Iaguhs than @ three ring circus. There will be the usual three shows today, matinee at 2:15, all seats 10 cents; evening at 6:45 and S:45, 10, 15 and 20 cents. No matter how warm it is on the street the Davis is always cool and comfortable
Norwich bulletin., 1916-07-13
AT THE AUDITORIUM

Pavlowa and the great Ballet Russe appearing in the eight reel feature The Dumb Girl of Portici made a very favorable impression on the large au- idences which witnessed the picture production at all of yesterdays per formances despite the hot weather This excellent feature will be shown again today as well as the Norwich Preparedness and Automobile Parades and the popular Pathe Weekly.
 One of the greatest features on the Paramount program and the greatest picture that Mary Pickford has ever appeared in will be the attraction for Friday and Saturday of this week. It is entitled Poor Little Peppina, a spec tacular and thrilling production by the Famous Players Film Go. Other pie lures tomorrow and Saturday will be The Mysteries of Myra and Napolian the Great and Sally His Mate in new adventures.
Norwich bulletin., 1916-07-13

'WANTED-TWo rooms for light i houSekeep1ng. Address B. this office.
Norwich bulletin., 1916-07-13
FULL ASSOCIATED
 PRESS oEsPATcARs
POETRY
THE BETTER THING.

It is better to Hose with a conscience Than win by trick unfair; Tt is better to fall and to know you've
 been, Whatever the prize was square. Than to claim the joy of a far-om goal And the cheers of the standerts-by, And to know down deep in your in
 most soul
 A. cheat you must live and die. Who wins by trick may take tAe
 prize,
 And at ffrstt he may think it sweet. But many a day in the future lies When he'll wish he had met defeat. For the man who lest shall be glad at
 heart
 And walk with his head up Gagh, While his. conqueror knows he must
 play tho part
 Of a cheat and 8 living lie. The prize seems fair when the fight Is But save it is truly won You will hate the thing when the
 crowds are gone, For it's stan1S for a false deed done. And it's better you never should reach
 your goal
 Than ever success to buy. At the price of knowing down in your
 soul.
 That your glory is all a lie. Edgar A Guest, in Detroit Free Press.
Norwich bulletin., 1916-07-13
FOR SALE

An Old Established Grocery Business in a growing Eastern Connecticut town. Good clean stock, and a fine set of fixtures. This is an unusual op- portunity to purchase a good business and grow with the town; present own CT has best of reasons for selling. If interested do not delay for particulars etc. Address J. K. care The Bulletin Co.,, Norwich Conn. jy12d
Norwich bulletin., 1916-07-13

Tn white linen. with trimming of blue or tan. this would make a smart sport % coat In percale, Seersucker, striped Or checked gingham, champrey or lawn, it will serve nicely for @ morning dress may be developed separately. One could choose serge, poplin or taffeta madras or tub silk for the waist
 The skirt pattern is cut in seven sizes: .22, "A, 26, 28, 3O 32 and 34 inches, waist measure. It. will require 7-8 yards of 44-inch, material for Q medium size. The waist pattern is cut in six sizes: 34 36, 3S, 40, 42 and A inches, bust measure. Size 36 will require 2 IA yards of 36-inch material. The skirt measures about 3 1-4 yards at the foot.
 This illustration calls for TWO sep arate pa erns, which will be mailed to any address on receipt of 10 cents for EACH pattern in silver or stamps,
 Order. through The Bulletin Company Pattern Dept, Norwich, Conn.
Norwich bulletin., 1916-07-13

The Philippine hand embroidery in- dustry has made rapid progress dur ing the past year. The trade is almost altogether with the United States, and special impetus has been given ito it by the European war. The supply of em7oroideries from Europe having been cut off to a large degree, buyers in the United States have been com peIIed to turn elsewhere, and their attention has been drawn to the, Phil ippines with the result that orders have been coming in increasing vol une.
Norwich bulletin., 1916-07-13
MY LOVE STORY.

A lady of sagacity and beautiful au- daeity once had the pertinacity to ask me, at her door: "If I can find a minister who Is not bold or sindster-why should stay q spinis ter-and you a bacheldore?" It was no time for puttering or stam- merfng or suffering, and so hastened. uttering as fast as I could speak: Had I a home Colonial, with fur nishings baropial. I might feel matrimonial-but NOT on six a. week"
 She laughed and said quite cynical: Well, you're the very pinnacle sCE everything that's finicaP'- but I said nothing more. And thus we found no minister, and moved off to Finisterre. and she is still a sinister, and I'm a bacheldCre
Norwich bulletin., 1916-07-13
When You Have a Cold

Give it attention. avoid exposure, be regular and careful of your diet, also commence taking Dr. Kings New Dis covery. It contains Pine-Tar, Anti septic Oils and Balsams. Is slightly laxative. Dr. Kings New Discovery eases your cough. soothes your throat and bronchial tubes, checks, your cold, star $ to clear your head. h a short time you know your cold is better. Its the standard family cough syrup {in use over 4D years. .. Get a bottle Sat once. Keep Eitssin the house a tfasd ifisuEance Sol dsatsSEo lsiff
Norwich bulletin., 1916-07-13
LEGAL NOTICES
NOTICE TO CREDITORS.

AT A COURT OF PROBATE HELD at Norwich. within and for the District of Norwich, on the 10th day of July, A., D. 1916.
 PTsesent-NELsON J. AYLING Judge Estate of Vine s. Stetson, late of Norwich, in said District. deceased Ordered, That the Administra trix cite the creditors of said deceased to bring in their claims against said estate posting a notice to that effect, together with copy of this order, on the sign post nearest to the place where said Town, and by publishing the same once in a newspaper having a circulation in said District, and make return to this Court.
 NELSON J. AYLING. Judge The above and foregoing Is a true copy of record
 Attest: HELEN NJ DRESCHER,
 Assistant Clerk.
Norwich bulletin., 1916-07-13
What Is Going On Tonight

. vapdeyille and Moving Pictures at tne Auditorium.
 Moving Pictures at the Colonial.
 Vaudeville and Moving Pictures at the Davis
 Ladies Auxiliary, Division 54, A o. H. in Buckingham Memorial
 Pta1myE7. Eacampfne ent, No. 8, I. O. O. F., at Odd FeI1ows' ha11
 L.a&ayett tte council, No 207, LU. Stu. B. A., Foresters' hall. Carpenters halQ.
Norwich bulletin., 1916-07-13

New Haven-PhiIip Goodhart 80 deputy sheriff in New Haven county for twenty-five years, died Tuesday. He is survived by two sons, Jacob P. GOOdharc, a lawyer of New Haven and Dr. simon F. Goodhart of New York
Norwich bulletin., 1916-07-13
Road Work Suspended.

The force of men under SeIectmen Bushnell finished their repairing on the Scotland road and on the Plain Hill road last week Saturday the work near the Fair Ground was dis continued, as they are waiting for crushed stone. Meanwhile it is good time to complete the having.
Norwich bulletin., 1916-07-13
Will sIoan's Liniment Relieve Pain?

VIII oIoahS LInIFnsnt heIIeVe FaIn8
 Try it and see-one application will prove more than a column of claims. James $. Ferguson, Phila, Pa, writes; T have had wonderful relief since used Sloan's Eminent on my knees. To think after all these years of pain one application gave me relief. Many thanks for what your remedy has done for me" Don't keep on suffering. Ap- ply S1oan's Lir1inent where your pain is and notice how quick you get re- lief. Penetrates without rubbing. Buy 1t at any Drug Store. 25c.
Norwich bulletin., 1916-07-13

Hartford-The Court of Common Council last evening voted an appro- priation of $1,00o in order to give as- siatance andy aid, if needed, to de- pendentse ofs Counecticut soldiers now dutfis ont hez sNLeZlcan borden. sz-
Norwich bulletin., 1916-07-13
NOTTCE no CREDTTOBa

AT 4 COURT OF PROBATE HELD at Norwich. within and for the Dlstrici of Norwich, on the 18th day of July, A. D. 1916.
 Present-NELsON J. AYLING Judge Estate of Henry B. Crutt enden, late of Norwich. in said District, deceased. Ordered, That the Administrator cite the creditors of said deceased to bring in their claims against said estate within six months from this date by posting a notice to that effect, together with copy of this order, on the sign post nearest to the place where said Town, and by publishing the same once in a newspaper having a circulation in Court.
 NELSON J. AYLING Judge The above and foregoing is a true sOpy of record.
 Attest: HELEN M. DRESCHER,
 Assistant Clerk
Norwich bulletin., 1916-07-13
FRANKLIN STREET

Three desirable stores and a bakery equipment located in the building at the corner of Franklin and Willow streets, viz. the fine store occupied for years by Treat, the druggist, the sales room and bakery formerly used by the Providence bakery and a small store recently occupied by a tailoring busi- ness. Unexceued locations in the rap idly developing section of Norwich. For full particulars, consult
 ARCHA ". corr,
 Telephone 1881. 63 Broadway.
Norwich bulletin., 1916-07-13
FOR SALE

An exceptional big bargain in a House, two minutes walk from Franklin Square; bound to appreciate in value, will earn 20 per cent on the invest ment. Wise buyers, get busy.
 For full particulars inquire of JOHN A. MORAN, Real Estate and Invest ment Broker, Franklin Square, Nor Wieh.
Norwich bulletin., 1916-07-13
Returninu from Camn.

After two weeks in the girls camp at Groton Long Point, Miss Elizabeth L. Luther of East Town street and Miss Gladys B. Beebe, of the Scot land road, will return the last of the week.
Norwich bulletin., 1916-07-13

The lid is at one side of the top of a new tea kettle instead of at the cen- ter to lessen the danger of scalding to persons handling it.
Norwich bulletin., 1916-07-13

Mrs. Ann German and family moved this week from Hospital Corner. to their recently purchased house on Harlan road.
Norwich bulletin., 1916-07-13

Mrs. Elizabeth Fargo has returned to her home at East Great Plain, after a weeks visit with her sister in-law, Mrs. c. A Gager, at her home on WauWeCuS street.
Norwich bulletin., 1916-07-13
NORWICH TOWN

Girls Returning From Camp-pelay In Crushed Stone Arrival Holds Up Road Repairs-Fiot Weather Out ings.
Norwich bulletin., 1916-07-13

The percentage of urban population in England and Wales has increased and that of rural dweIIers decreased every time that a census has been taken in the last half century.
Norwich bulletin., 1916-07-13

The United States is the greatest wool consuming country, while Great Britain does the bulk of the wool manufacturing.
Norwich bulletin., 1916-07-13

Miss Mary Ladd and her brother Henry Ladd of Greeneville are spend ing the week with Miss May Bushnell at her home on the Old Canterbury turnpike.
Norwich bulletin., 1916-07-13

ChinchiIIas, valuable fur bearing animals, which irhabit high noun tatns in Chile, have been imported into England for breeding experiments on a farm
Norwich bulletin., 1916-07-13
A .Rude Summation.

Why not run Carranza for presi- ident? He has done more. for Ameri- can preparedness in three weeks than Wilson has done in three years.- NIinneapolis- Journal.
Norwich bulletin., 1916-07-13

MT and Mrs. Anthony Hansen of North Windham were ek-end guests of MT. and Mrs. Anthony Ja- cobsOn of Sturtevant street.
Norwich bulletin., 1916-07-13

Frank Hubbard of Webster, Mass, has returned, after a weeks visit with his brother and sister-in law, Mr. and Mrs. John Hubbard of StuTteVant street.
Norwich bulletin., 1916-07-13

NOTICE.-Au creditors of said de- ceased are hereby notified to present undersigned at 129 West Thames St, Norwich, Conn, within the time linn m- tied in the above and foregoing order
 JULIA A. STETSON
 iv12d A AdminTstrafrix
Norwich bulletin., 1916-07-13

Mrs. Dwight w. Avery returned Tuesday from Stonington, having been there since Thursday at the home of her sister, Mrs. D. c. Stone.
Norwich bulletin., 1916-07-13

Mrs. CIarissa Powers is returning this week to her home on West Town street, after two weeks visit with friends in Chesterfield.
Norwich bulletin., 1916-07-13

Mrs. Jonathan Smith, SH, of Town street left Wednesday for Providence. where she will be the guest of rela- tiVes.
Norwich bulletin., 1916-07-13

NOTICE.-AII creditors of said de- ceased are hereby notified to present their claims against said estate to the undersigned at Crescent Beach, Conn within the time limited in the above and foregoing order.
 JOSEPH T. CRUTTENDFN
 DID WIN CRUTT EENDEN
Norwich bulletin., 1916-07-13

Thurston Li11ibridge, who has been spending several days with his aunt, Mrs. D. L. Underwood, has returned.
Norwich bulletin., 1916-07-13
ANNOUNCEMENTS
Has Purchssed Cottaue.

William T. Browne has purchased a seven room cottage from Mrs. Hat tie Maynard on Cliff street through Real Estate Broken John A. Moran
Norwich bulletin., 1916-07-13

Rev. and Mrs. J. O. Barrows- of West Town street left "Wednesday to visit relatives in Stonington.
Norwich bulletin., 1916-07-13

Thirty years ago the average length of life in Western Europe and Amer ica was about 96 years; now it is 51
Norwich bulletin., 1916-07-13
THE KALEIDOSCOPE

4 powerful machine has been built in Germany for cOmpressing scrap metal into more easily handled bales.
Norwich bulletin., 1916-07-13

Mrs. Belle Worthington of West Town street leaves this week for a stay at Ocean Grove, New Jersey.
Norwich bulletin., 1916-07-13
FOR SALE

I have a few cars of new Brick on the track at Norwich. Will be sold right for a quick sale.
 THOMAS J. DoDD, Telephone a22 Norwich
Norwich bulletin., 1916-07-13
TO RENT

House of 13 rooms at 83 Washington St.. with all conveniences and steam heat; very desirable for renting fur rished rooms; new furniture now in the house can be bought on easy terms by a responsible party If taken at once. Inquire of
 ISAAC s. JONES,
 Insurance and Real Estate Agent, Richards Building, 91 Main Street.
Norwich bulletin., 1916-07-13
LOST AND FOUND

LoST-A medium size white bull dog with black spot on one ear and a screw tall. Finder please leave at Al Boswell avenue and receive reward.
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 FOUND-~Bt1ck and white hound. At nome or Dog Warden. William T. Quinn, IS Carter Avenue. jy12d
Norwich bulletin., 1916-07-13
MATT 4. TINKER, Auctfoneer.
 AUCTION
AuCtioneer,

will sell at Public Auction
 MONDAY. JULY 17th, 1916
 At 10 o'clock 4. M.
 AIY FARM Of PTS acres (the Peter Bontville Place known as the Haley 1Place), situated 1 1-2 miles from the Uncas- vile car station. Also,
 HORSES
 Four Cows, 2 Yearlings, Bull ( year oId), 2 Pigs, 8 Calves. 1 Business Wagon, 1 two seated Wagon (with top), 1 Top Buggy. l Concord Buggy, l pair Double Harness, 8 Single Har- ness, 2 Moving Machines, 1 EOrSerake 2 Flows, I Field Harrow. Spring Harrow, 1 Gasoline Engine Con truck), 12 acres standing Hay, 4 acres Oats, and other articles too merouS to mention
 If stormy, next fair day. jy1sd PETER BONNEVILLE
Norwich bulletin., 1916-07-13

 bate Court, Town of Montville, July 11th, 1916.
 of Montville. in said District, de- ceased.
 Pursuant to. .ansorder of the Court of at private sale certain real estate of said deceased, situate in sadd Town of NTontviIIe inSthA State of Connectis descFibed in the application for the order of sale on file in said Probate the said deceased by Michael Curtin, john c, Carlton and Dwight M, Eaton Conservstor. by their several deeds recorded in the MonbvfI1e Land Rec ordls, Book 28, page 117, Book 31. page 31d, and Book z7 page; SIS. :
 Said sale is to take place. at Tl1e MontyfIle, July 17th. 1918, at ten = C3cA -l.7-.,. A' 15 S5az1rIGE zs ,ag
Norwich bulletin., 1916-07-13
WANTED


 e., WANTaD-A AT reliable young man TOT order wagon at once A T. Otis, 72 FGanlSlin St. jy13d
 WANTEn-Furnished room in prd- Vate family by single man. Best of Ts.t{, st{e,renIces. n. Address, Furnished Room,
 WANTED-R eliable girl for general housework. plain cooking. Good wages. rare rtal Rald Tor personal interview. Apoo Main St, WifIimantic jyi3d
 LIP READING-Taugh to adults or children by an experienced teach CT Of the deaf. Apply Bulletin Office. b,Tzs WANTEB1TT9 eegG9D1 e., rooms fGc ta agnt
 WANTBD-A good foorman horse shoer at once. Dr. O. W. Finley, Mar ket street, Rockville. Conn. jy12d
 WANFED-A man handy with hoe and able to handle team; job will last for several weekss and with good pay East Side Gardens. lei. 1912. d-tf
 WANTED-A table waitress. Apply at Rose Restaurant. jy12d
 THE BEST THING for mosquitoes is a big bald head, hal: hal, The best thing for you' MT. Man. is good Cobweb Corner, s for 25 cigar at Fagan's Smoke Shop ju1y1od.
 WANTED-Wome attendants, IS to 85, years, to apply to be placed on eligible lists for appointm ent at Lake VlHe 9chooI and Mansfield Colony; SZS per month at start, with board room and laundry, and routine increase. These lists wiu also be furnished Hospitals for Insane. Graduate and practical nurses are in demand at State Tuberculosis SanatOriumS. Send for 54a4a 94aTs c and svdn get in line No expense tcl Hartford, Conn.
 wANIED-State Prison Guards are frequently appointed. from Civil Ser vice lists. at Wethersfield. $55, or $40 and board room and laundry. Quick promotion. Single and married men, 23 to 40; 1t. g in; ITO pounds; Hartford July 2S, 1916. and get in line for a good place. Easy written papers. Send for application which must be circular on request. State Civil Ser vice Commission, Capitol. Hartford, Conn. jy10d.
 WANTED--At once, a mixing picker tender. Apply to the Davis 6S Brown Woolen Co.,, East KillingIy, Conn, or to Charles D. Chase, Danielson. Tel. Dan iclson Division. jy6d
 GET government jobs; $9O month; write for list Franklin Institute, Dept 35-R., Rochester, N. '. jy3d
 WE PAY highest cash price for second hand tools, big lots or small; also an tiQues. Louis D. Ward, A Warer St, Norwich. je27d
 WANTED-Second hand furniture, highest price paid. A. Bruckner. 55 Franklin St. Tel 717-3. may24d
 SECOND HAND furniture wanted. We pay the best prices for second hand furniture. We buy and sell all kinds of furniture, new and old. s. Zelinger, Tel. I022-5. je2Od
 HELP WANTED in all departments of the American Thread Company's Willimantic mills. Apply at office.
 jel9d
 VANTED-A registered pharmacist or registered assistant. Apply with references to Drugs. care of The Bull letin. je17d
Norwich bulletin., 1916-07-13

AT A COURT OF PROBATE HELD at Ledyard. within and for the District of Ledyard, on the 11th day of July, A. D. 1916.
 Judge.
 Estate of Moses K. standish. late of Ledyard, in said District, deceased.
 The Administrator exhibited his ad- ministrat3on account with said estate to the Court for allowance; it is there fore
 Ordered. That the 25th day of July, A. D. 1916. at ? o'clock in the after noon, at the Probate Court Room in Backyard in said District be, and the the same is. appointed for hearing the same, and the said Administrator is directed to give notice thereof by publishing this order one time in the Norwich Bulletin, a newspaper hav- ing a circulation in said District, and by posting a copy hereof on the pub lie sign-pOst in said Probate District nearest where said deceased last dweIt, at least seven days prior to the date of said hearing, and make return
 Attest. SAMUEL E. HoLDRLDGE,
 The above and foregoing is a true
Norwich bulletin., 1916-07-13

FOR SALE-Several good automobiles sold, so the price Is incidental; ; Cadillac, 1913, 5-passenger, electric lights. self starter. all in tiptOp shape; Jackson B. tion; Buick, 1913. model .27, 5-passen- ger; Maxwell roadster, electric lights, Gray & Davis system; Palm er-Singer roadster, 6-6O horsepower; Ford tour ing car, 1914; Mitchell truck, 1900 pounds capa city; talk with us and you can do business. c. H. Pellett, Dan ielson. Conn. Phone. jy8d
Norwich bulletin., 1916-07-13

WANTED-Re elia,ble giI for general housework, plain cooking. Good wages. Fare paid for personal interview. Alp ply Turbridy- Weldon Company, 75O Main St., WilIimanitic 1y13d
Norwich bulletin., 1916-07-13

Attest: HELEN M DRESCHER,
 Assistant Clerk
Norwich bulletin., 1916-07-13
DISTRICT OF MONTVIBLE, PRO.

The above and foregoing is true copy of record.
 jy13d
Norwich bulletin., 1916-07-13

WANTHIb-FIlrnfs!h room in prl- Vate family by single man. Best of references. Address, Furnished Room, Bulletin Office. jyI3d
Norwich bulletin., 1916-07-13

LIP REEADTNG-Taugh to adults l or children by an experienced teach i CT Of the deaf. Apply Bulletin Office. |
Norwich bulletin., 1916-07-13

Attest: HELEN M. DRESCHER,
 Assistant Clerk