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The Irish standard., 1916-01-01
new YEAR "MEVER AGAlNS"
Suggestions for Husbands, Wives anc
All Lovers, Married or Single,
That Are Timely.

If you haven't thought up any, here
are a few timely suggestions:
For hubby: Never again to spend
moment out of the presence of the
wife unaccompanied by trustworthy
guardian appointed by her, who will
report faithfully all of your doings,
even to the irregular culver of an eye
lash, or the drinking of soda instead
Of buttermilk.
Never again to be such brute as
to want to stay at home whcl the
wife wishes to go out, or to wish to
60 out-by yourself-when wife de-
sires you to stay at home in the Dos.
ON of your family.
Never again to growl, grumble or
swear, or pretend to be asleep when
the wife pokes you in the back and
asks you to walk with the baby in
the middle of the night.
Never again to threaten to forbid
tradespeople to allow the wife credit
If she and the girls do not cease their
extravagance-when the monthly bills
come in.
Never again to forget to peck wife
on the cheek upon leaving her in the
morning and coming home at night,
to tell her that her frightful new bon
net is a perfect gem, and that her
"fourteen-year-ol short dress is al.
together too old-looking for her youth.
full figure.
For wife: Never again to make
biscuit for breakfast until you have
tried them on your own digestion for
a few weeks in the absence of the
rest of the family.
Never again to notice pa exchang.
ing glances with the pretty girl across
the aisle all the way downtown.
Never again to keep the lights
turned on when pa has been detained
downtown ION business" in order to
see what time he gets home. or to
insist on his kissing you that you may
smell his breath.
with hair in crimpers and wearing g
soiled kimono.
Never again to subject pa to spells
of lachrymose reproaches, telling hin
that he doesn't love you any more.
For lovers, married or single: Never
to miss an opportunity to tell the dea
old story over and over again.
Never to lose the coquettish elu
siveness that makes lovers so delight
full to each other.
Never again to spend the sweets o
young lover souls in cheap flirtation
when there is such world of rea
happiness at your command.
Never to become insensible to tn
delicious tremblings and flutterings o
your own heart, or to become lax ii
all OF those lovely attentions and Civ
ings that help to keep keen respons
athrill in the heart of the beloved.
The Irish standard., 1916-01-01

were members of the C; tholic church.
and that his observation was, that in
the military service, those having re-
ligious convictions, whatever their ma
ture, were better soldiers by reason
of the fact.
He lauded the achievements of the
army and navy during the recent &C.
cupation of Vera Cruz, Mexico, and
said that in our dealings with foreign
nations, our course should be dictated,
not by expediency alone, but by prin-
ciples of morality and justice.
Crimes committed in Mexico against
defenseless priests and nuns, declared
Mr.. Dyer, were blot on humanity and
civilization, and were abhorrent to the
feelings Of right thinking Americans.
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PROVISION FOR MASS WINE UP.
HELD IN "DRY" COLORADO.

Denver, Colo.-In handing down a
decision on Monday declaring that
Denver must adopt prohibition on Jan.
], 1916, with the other parts of the
state, despite the home rule" amend
ment, the state supreme court upheld
that section of the dry" constitutional
amendment which provides for the
sale of Sacramento wine. In the
course Of the decision, the judges de.
clarcd:
Tested by these plain and simple
rules, it is obvious that Article XXI
was intended to apply to the whole
state, and that it means just what it's
language imports in this respect
nothing more and nothing less. 1t re.
cites that from and after the list day
of January, 1916, no person
shall, within this state, manu-
facture for sale or gift any intoxicat-
ing liquors; and no person
shall import into this state any in
toXicatng liquors for sale or gift; and
no person shall, within this state, sell
or keep for sale any Intoxicating IL
quors or offer any Intoxicating liquors
for sale, barter or trade; >
with the exception that the handling
of liquors for medicinal or Sacrament
! al purposes may be provided for by
statute (This provision by statute
for sale of altar wines has already
been made)
Conflicting opinions are being put
forth as to the result of prohibition.
The liquor forces claim that $1,000 per-
SONS will be thrown out of employment
by the coming of dry" Colorado, and
that business generally will suffer.
The antisaloon leaders say that the
REIMBURSEMENT will find Colorado more
prosperous than ever before. Most
of the large liquor houses have in
augurated sales" to get rid of their
stocks. Preparedness" is the motto
under which those who opposed the
measure are acting prior to the in.
auguration of the new law.
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new YEARS DAY IN CHINA
Occasion When Whole Country 10
Painted Red-Time When All
Debts Must Be Settled.

New Year is the national payday in
China. All accounts must be squared
up at that time, and the man who
can't raise money enough to pay his
debts has to go into bankruptcy. The
laws are such that the credito4 can en-
ter the debtors house and take what
he pleases If there is no settlement.
To prevent such action families club
together and make all sorts of com.
promises to keep up the business rep.
utation of the clan. New Year is a
great day for the pawnbrokers; their
shops are crowded with people who
want to redeem their best clothes be-
fore the New Year. There are crowds,
also, who want to pawn other things
in order to get money to pay their
debts. Pawnbrokers receive high rates
Of interest, in which they are protect
ed by the government.
The Chinese paint the whole coun.
try red, fguratively speaking, on New
Years day, in more senses than one.
Red is the color which with them de.
noses good luck and prosperity, and
all the New Year cards and invita-
lions are on paper Of that color. Every
child gets it's New Years present
wrapped in red paper, and red inscrip.
lions are pasted over the doors Of
the houses. These inscriptions bear
characters praying for good fortune,
wealth and happiness, and they are
posted on each side Of the outer door
of the houses. New pictures of Chi.
nese generals are put on the front
doors and the houses are secured and
made clean.-PhiladelDhi INQUIRER.
The Irish standard., 1916-01-01
GAYLORD PEOPLE INDIGNANT.

A case was recently tried in Gay
lord, Mimi, concerning the validity
of Il will. The story, which is re-
puted to have had its origiration in
Gaylord, connects the names of Rev
FIR. Doyle and His Grace the Arcl
bishop, with the affair alleging tha'-
undue influence was used on the tes-
tator. The story, calculated to injure
Father Doyle and cast an odium about
the name of Ills Grace, is resented
by the people of Gaylord, altho
very strong anti-Catholic sentiment
exists in the town. Representative
citizens of that place do not wish
to have their names connected with
an affair of that kind. Attorney Jas.
Fahey, of Graceville, formerly Of Green
Isle, together with Attorney Daniel
w. Lawler were attorneys of record
in the case. Mr.. Fahey states that
the jury was out but few minutes
when they returned q verdict in favor
of the validity of the will in question
which disposes of the charges of I'M
due influence made by some of the
relatives. The attorneys for the cor-
testants wish to have it understood
that they were in no way responsible
for such a story and are indignant
over any attempt to connect their
name with the attempt to maligr
Father Doyle. Mr.. Fahey who as
sisted in the trial of the case state
that the matter was disposed of il
a satisfactory manner, the jury being
thoroughly satisfied that there was
no foundation for the charge of undue
influence by any one.
The Irish standard., 1916-01-01
TURNING A
NeWleAf
Dely,Ie erreeCass


morning with the barest
~ suggestion Of headache.
M That was the aftermath of
{Nl the previous nights cele.
Nv bration, memorabilia of
~ which were scattered all
about the apartment in a
weirdly incongruous way. Rogers
coat was still brightly speckled with
red, yellow and blue confetti; there
was battered tin horn protruding
from one pocket, and particolored
FOOLS cap made Of tissue paper was
set rakishly askew on the bronze bust
Of Beethoven on the piano.
In the hazily-recalled grotesquerie
Of last nights Homecoming, Roger had
denuded himself progressively, be.
ginning with his shoes at the door,
his hat and waistcoat beside the
dresser; trousers and linen at the
foot of the bed and, last Of all, his
scarf tied in beautifully neat bow
beneath the mob of the bedpost.
Roger sat up regarding all this
whfmsically for some time and won.
dering DULY how it is that morning
daylight always imparts such a bag.
gard aspect to the rosy visions of the
night before. He yawned and
stretched prodigiously; then made a
bound for the washbowl and i'm.
mersed his head in gratefully cold and
refreshing water from the tap.
''Heigh-ho! New Years morning
and my fortieth birthday all in one!
The good Lord knows that I don't
feel that old, but these periodic par
ties sure are beginning to pail upon
me. II l were to do the conventional
thing now, I'd begin the new year by
making some amazingly moral resolu.
ton and then But, after all, why
not? I'll make resolution and not
break it, either! I'm forty years old
today and as comfortable a bachelor
as any know. Hereby do solemnly
avow a placid Hfe Of celibacy. No
wedding bells for met"
Roger dressed leisurely, not little
pleased with the positive formulation
Of the idea that really had been in
the back of his head for months past.
He liked and admired girls, of course
what real man doesn't? But it was
in a detached, impersonal sort of way.
He enjoyed their chatty conversations
as mentally restful after weighty bust.
ness conferences at the Office all day
long; he liked vivacious femininity
across the table when he dined out
In the evening. But as for actually
burdening himself with one woman for
life-as for voluntarily DEMONSTRATING
himself, eschewing the good fellows at
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The gathering was most unusual one
for the pioneer council of the order in
the District of Columbia, in that 1t
had as distinguished guests, high Of
ficials from the army AMI navy, Cen
eral Frank Mcintyre. and Rear Ad-
miral William s. Benson, respectively,
the Honorable L. c. Dyer, representa-
tive in congress from Missouri, and
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the club, and as for systematizing his
life into humdrum routine-no, no!
not for Roger Featherstone!
All! there went the telephone belll
His sister Madge undoubtedly-Madge
who had married Phil Barnes and
taken out Of the merry whirl Of things
as jolly chap as ever
Hello! hello! Yes, this is Roger
talking. Oh, though it might be you,
sis. Why, no-o-o! I've no particular
appointment for tonight. For dinner
at your house? Yes, I'll come, thank
you Eth? You don't say? Betty
Hurting going to be there with you,
ioo7 Well, we'll, Of course I remem.
Der her! We used to be sweethearts
back in kid days. When did she get
back in town? Must be four or five
years since we've met. All right, I'll
be over"
Roger sighed as he hung up the re-
ceiver; then grinned.
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The Old and the New.

Another year has Joined his shad.
Cwy fellows in the wide and voiceless
desert of the past, where, from the
eternal hour-glass forever fall the
sands Of time. Another year, with all
its Joy and grief, of birth and death,
Of failure and success, of love and
hate. And now. the first day of the
new o'erarches all. Standing between
the buried and the babe, we cry,
Farewell and hail!"-Robert G. Inger.
soil.
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now commander-in-chief of the United
Spanish War Veterans, and Rev.
Lewis j. O'Hern, c. S. p, in charge of
the appointments to the Catholic
Chaplain Corps, and we'll known to the
officers and men in both arms of the
service.
The soldiers from Fort Myer were
there in large numbers, and presented
The Irish standard., 1916-01-01
Their Resolutions.

They were young as April as they
pressed close to a window full of won.
derful CONNECTIONS.
What bad habits are you going to
give up this New Year?" he asked.
: "You." she answered briefly; what
bad habits are you going to give up?"
Letting you have your own way"
he responded firmly, so our engage
ment stands"
/; Very we'll, then. go in and buy mo
that heart-shaped box of candy" And
both New Year resolutions went the
way of their kind.
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striking appearance in their uni.
forms. as they occupied the long, front
rows Of seats around the hall.
The four distinguished guests gave
the members and their friends most
interesting talks, the keynote of them
all being love of country, and fidelity
to Old Mother Church.
Representative Dyer, In responding
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Tonight will be a good time to tell
them about my New Years resolu-
ton"


The coy little dinner party was over.
Sister Madge and Phil-"Hub" she
patronizingly called him-were some
where out in the back of the house.
They had left Roger and his old chum
Betty alone tete-a.tete in the dimly
lit parlor.
How that girl had grown and "im-
proved" during these five years that
Roger hadn't seen her! Why, she had
developed into a positive little peach!
What a sensation she would make at
one Of the club dances!
She hadn't forgotten about their old
days together, either-recalled lots OF
little childish intimacies that had
slipped even Rogers memory. Why
those fuzzy little tendrils of hair curl
ing at the nape of her neck were posi-
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to the remarks Of welcome Of the
grand knight, stated that he felt very
much at home in a council Of the
Knights of Columbus, especially when
the purpose of the meeting was to do
honor to the young soldiers Of the
army, members of the Knights Of Co
1umbus.
He referred to the fact that in his
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home city, St. Louis. he was fonored
n numbering among his constituents,
that distinguished citizen and prelate,
Archbishop John James Glennon, DID.
In speaking of his service during the
war with Spain in the First District of
Columbia Volunteer Infantry, Mr.. Dyer
said, that many, IL not a majority Of
the men composing that regiment,
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HeIna Some

"Some folks Say dat mere words
don't count" said Uncle Eben, "but
de fact dat some folks think enough
Of YOU to say Happy New Year to
you helps some"
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DISTINGUISHED GUESTS SPEAK
At WASHINGTON COUNCIL,

The "open" meeting of Washington
Council, K. of c., on Tuesday, Dec. IA,
1915, will long be remembered by
those fortunate to be present.
The occasion was the reception to
the Holy Name Society Of Fort Myer.
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A HUNDRED NEW rERrlARlEs.

AS result Of a mission recently
conducted in the Friary Church, Ath-
lone, Ireland, approximately q hun
dred new tertiaries have joined the
Third Order. This is regarded as E
record admission for the order any.
where in Ireland, and the Rev. Father
Peter Begley, o. s. F. M, in announc-
ing the fact, said it was a noble ties.
timony Of the Catholic and national
spirit of Athlone and of the affection
of the Irish people for the Irish Fran.
ciscans.
The Irish standard., 1916-01-01

Look to the Future.
In revercnt gratitude for the year
gone, nay we turn our faces toward
the more blessed year to come.
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GOOD>BY, Old Yearl w \

6OOD>BY, Old Yearl W..
~ words Of grace,
Leave us with him who taxes
your place.
And say, Old Year. unto the
New,
Kindly, carefully, carry them
through,
For much. | ween. they have
yet to dc"
John Godfrey SAKE,
Omaha daily bee., 1916-02-28

~ Ioy losa aRgthinE anE viii ADVERTISE n hsra
- elu taflll lscosef 4 4 foand ~ an hsnssi
1870 hema1aaoie seeotsries are ofoaShf
1NH AAW-FauDiu uho fInd io1l artieIsa efa
ilIItlIed An knruina that tka afRie laR 4
-tIlI ~ reqlIfIuI .hnm n aflE t1n ouufr
N1e4It afeenlasnant ana oiharstal an2 thaf
laIsala 10 a. -. Il nama can - 5rosaa 10
tcisea severe psnalis.
Omaha daily bee., 1916-02-28
AGENTS AND CANvASSERS

GARrSlDE'S iron itust soap Co, 1854
Lancaster Ave, Philadelphia, Pa. Cart
side Iron Rust soap (trade marx print
and copyright registered in the u. S.
patent office) removes iron rust, ink and
all unwashable stains from clothing
marble, etc. Good seller, big margins,
agents wanted. The original 25c a
tube. Beware of infringements and the
penalty for making. selling and using
an infringed article.
AgENTS-Large manufacturer wants re-
liable men. women. to- sch guaranteed
hosiery. underwear. shirts, direct to
homes. Write for free samples. Madi-
son Mills. SIS Broadway. New York. %
AGENTS-Sell rich looking Imported,
21x68, rugs: 81 each Carter, Tenn, sold
Ills in days. profit So; you can do
same. Write for sample offer selling
plan; exclusive territory. Kondon. I'M
rorter, Box II, Stonsngton. Maine.
DRUNK, sick or crazy-not us, but we
let you collect the money and keep II
all. Small capital needed to start. U.
s. Mfg. Co., Dept II. Columbus. o.
Omaha daily bee., 1916-02-28
ANNOUNCEMENTS

Ghiroprnctors, spinal Adjustments.
DRs, JOHNSTONs. Chiropractors. Of
lgoatlcn at 2go7 n St. south Omaha.
Gonaultation free and invited. Phone
south tGS.
DIR BURHoRN, iSta. and FarnaIn. Nvoad
bldR. ~. s9f3t Palmer school Eraduate.
Dr.. J. e. Lawrence, / baird Hldg. ID. sfS1
ChiropodistSa
Carrie J. Buford. 80 Pax. Hiit. RED t5s7.
Dancing InstructiOn.
PRIVATB Lessons IN social dancing BY
Snambera pupil: For terms call II. es2..
Dentists.
Or. bradbury. No pain. gl2 WOW. Bldg:
PyoTrhea. Dr. Fiokos, 1A City Nat Bank
TAFT Dental Rooms 1871 Douglas ID. 2lss
Justices OF the Peace.
n. II. CLAIBORNE. 6i2 Paxton Blk. Red
740t. Notary public; deposition steno.
&. w. BRI1vr, 1yl Barker BLOCK.
DruGs.
DRUGS at cut prices; freight paid on $40
orders: catalogues FREQ. Sherman g Me-
Connell Drug Co, Omaha, Neb.
Fixtures and wiring.
DIRK IN Electric washing maehlnes.
- " electric irons and reading
lamps. 22g5 Cunning 81. Doug. 2sla
ACCOUNTANTS.
u. A. DWORAK, G. p. A,
t2s-lsl Range BIds Tel Douglas 7sOe.
ruFriers.
SAM KNEETER, 1920 Farnan. Red eesA
II, Rotholz, @B Leavenworth. n. d5a
Moving Picture MACHINES.
OMAHA Film Ex.. llth and Doug. Mo-
ton picture machine and film bargains.
Patents.
D. o. Barnell PAXTON Blk Tel RED mn.
III. a, sturges, SO Brandels Theater Bldg.
Piano Instructton.
Ragtime piano playing positively taught
Ia " lessons. SO cunning. wal 39le.
Wines and Liquors.
BUY your family liquors at f6iien's
Liquor house. SO N. 10th. Douglas 1909.
Carpenters and ContractOrs.
Lessard q Son, 1895 Capitol Ave. 4. ie97
G, w. Hokanson- 25e6 Lvnwth. Tyl. 2lss-J
J. y. YOUNG. 1858 Miami. Web 17M.
Detectives.
JAMES ALLAN. s12 Neville Block. Evi-
dence secured in all cases Tyler 113e
Furnaces and ffnwaFe.
4o2e Hamilton. wal. sy7i.
Live stock COmnissToReFS,
MARTIN BROS. & CO. Exchange Bids.
OsteOpath Psysfcisns.
JOSEPHINE ARMSTRONG, 6i5 Bee Blag.
Painting and Paper HanRihG.
work. low price Tyler iis5
work, low price. Web. 7ss5
scale Hepairing.
ON. standard Scale Co, 513 S. 18TH. d. 2oii.
steel CeiItnEa.
CARTER Sheet Metal Company, ITO s. !G
Towel Supplies.
OMAHA Towel Supply, 2oI 8. llth. d. bs3
Trunks and suit Cases.
FRELING q sTEINLE. IsOc Farnam st.
Watch Specialists.
I'd H., Paxton Bk., 10 yr. exp.
Wedding Stationery.
wedding announcements. Doug. Ptg. Co.
Adversisinw Novelties.
n. =. shafer a Co. 12th-Farnam. ID. 7rA
Architects.
Everctt 8. Dodd. si2 Paxton Blk. ID. eOsi.
Attorneys.
6; q. Dickinson. 5ll Paxton Blk. d. 1904
Bn&eFies.
Y. II REEDER. ls06 NJ 18Th Web. s2O1
BrasH aud Iron Foundries.
Paxton-Mitchell CO.. 27th and Martha SITS.
Dancing Academies.
DE LUX ACADEMY. Ill 8. 18th 81.
Electrical Repairing.
cAHII.L ELEcTRIc Co. Bee BID. d. asfs.
EIectrolysS-.
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Omaha daily bee., 1916-02-28

OMAHA a COUNCIL. BLUFFS srREEr
RAILWAY COMPANY.
Persons haying loo, home article would
% well 70 call up the office of the
Omaha 4 Council Hiuffa street Railway
Il ~ the street cara.
Many articles eaen DAY ere turned IN
and ne company IL anKioua 10 restore
them q the riEhtful owners. Call
Omaha daily bee., 1916-02-28
SWAPPERS' COLUMN

SWAPPlRS COLUMN
BUICK. model rs-2A, rebuilt into a truck
will haul about 1900 lbs, just recently
overhRuled, new chain. sprocket, en-
sine and transnission bearings. pump
gears and shaft, cone clutch thrust
bearing, timer, plugs. etc. It's all up ia
good shape ready for a hard season
work IL has ample power, runs fine
farmer, painter or any one that has use
Tor a good light truck. l have pur-
chased a larger one and l haven't the
had for 500 spot cash or will trade for
what have your Address Y ga. Bee
ONE die pate with cies cutting from iM
10 inches. one die plate with dies
cutting from y TO inch. taps Y 10 III
@ @moni hammesss stlllson wrenches,
one boiler tube expanuer. all new. viii
swap for motorcycle OF some make. Ad-
dls ~ ,, lvOS. nee.
HAVE 400 paid on high-grade plano.
balance can be handled small monthly
payments. VIII swap my equity for
anything OF equal value. Would con
siaer sewlng machine, shotsun or rifle.
MOrORhOAT-I have an lA-foot Mullen
steel boat, newly redecked and alec a
@H. =. Ferro engine to trade. Would
consider a Ford chassis, or what have
your AddreEs S. c. o66. Bae.
ROADSTER. lightwelght. twO-passenFer,
-
equipped. Will gwap for the best 1915
model metorcycle or motorcycle and
~ scndsion con % Asaresss sn s' 0s. u 1ss %qss ns. De
ADDING machine. Bprroughe machine,
IN frst class condition. The standa NJ
machine, exchange for Ford, bookcase
ana books. pictures. diamonds, jewelry,
or what have your Address s. g. i0l6,
HAVE furniture OF rooms. nearly ali
new. including Cramer piano and one
month freet rent for AUTOMOBILES, or
What have your Act quick Address
PLAYER PIANO. Price a TesDIs make,
cost so. viii swap on a valuation OF
$50 for cows, pigs. chickens, horse and
buggy or what have your Address
ADDING MACHINE = Standard bur
ronsha machine. In perfect condition.
VIII exchange for Ford bookcase,
ssSs SSSs' yos sTen,S &adTss: sss oSs s Or. What
AOrOk passenger, ccst 500.
almost new, including boat house that
cost $50, located at Carter Lake Club,
will trade for automobile. Address S.
EDISON home phonbgraph and minute
machine; In excellent condition; large
ana email ranSe ADJ f s. sseSN q ios sefSSe ses
WILL trade my isl-acre valuable farm
Omaha. close in; or VIII take 1900 cash
Address II lsA Bee.
ALL or part OF 1900 serial books and
maR0Hines, want good camera. horse
wagon. furniture. or anything that
can use. Address s. c. ioll. Bee,
HAVE good turning lathe with eff. Be-
la fair shape, valued at $3.50. will aWaI
for auto or something ef equal value
Address s. q. l005. Bee.
| ~ SAFElA nair cutters, worth a. each
great for children or invalids: wan
typewriter, baritone, clothing. or what
ADDRESS 5. a. i9l2. Bee
III HAVE furniture of 5-room cottage I,
trade Tor automobile. Address 81 {
ldi5. Bee.