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The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1916-08-18
From Another Point OF VIeD
Gee, What II She Had Gone to Fortune r.ller7
By c. T. s

III betcha when this whirIinE sphere
Was one black cosmic hash
Before the winds had learned 70 roar
And black waves rolled On evsrrlore
With no darn place 20 dash
II old Dame Nature had a bunch
What al rs guys might DO
II she had dreamed what might be drawn
From sundescended Yapo- spawn.
BY gosh | think she'd liked rlgh, on
An left us in the stew
Col H.,envi,spls
Did you read about a man named
Citron, IN one Of the suburbs, who
was charged with selling food unfit to
eat?
And did it suggest the time you
hooked what you thought vas d water
melon and found out II was something
else, unfit to eat?
stat. exchange prints the following
warning 'or IS many readers The 5ara
viii play sunday IN the park, from tii s."
Mike Johnush lighted = cigarette in
bed. Nobody home but the sleeve OF
father best coat al the elbow, and that's
out.
And again, there s ,srps.s e. yes- FOR
another reason Why men prefer ~, .-.rcres.
You've heard, of course, about the
fifth wheel % q wagon. Wei, Ks bit
different when a man eating +. Of the
cob asks for & third ear.
blessing ~ tee u.tIs roar.
Barefao boy VIII cheeks ~ lax
Lsatte-s higher than ste
Price ~ shoes way rgf ~ aIErt'
40 kick how from your Old MAJ
barefoot boy WITH checks ~ .al
A marriage license issued % Ernest
/ Moss and Theresa Stone lygest. that
Theresa IS no rolling one.
There vas Jar over or ne !s.,-l-a
! hold W near ts bridge approach s' .ome
two hundred autos
After Wat ~ about 50 minute. a re4.
faced man turned and asked - the driver
/ 20 the car behind
"whats ne matter. haven, uey 70, It
Can anyone enbQhten PhylIis? She
wants to know if Spriagboard.|an Idaho
camp is the jumping Off place.
" COBB had 70 vista Washington ehlrop.
odist This Is the season a. that for corn
on-but Il didn't seem 10 interfere with his
playing yesterday
Struck a ripe cantaloupe YETI
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1916-08-18
Hughes Has Stumped the
Country and the Country
Is Still For Wilson.

This column has already admitted the
qualifications of Charles +. Hughes 20
serve his country in the presidency.
1t has expressed the opinion that his
party could not have chosen a better
man in Chicago to lead it in the present
campaign.
But Hughes has nearly completed,
now, stumping tour on which, We were
given to understand he would set forth
to the people the reasons why they
should make change in presidents and
place him in that office.
At this writing he has failed utterly
10 impress anybody.
What we have heard from him
amounts to this and no more:
If he had BEEN president he would
have done differently than Wilson has
done.
He hasn't said a word as yet about
what he would do differently if ELECT
ED president.
He hasn't constructive policy that
anybody has heard of.
Hughes impresses Us as being on a
fishing trip, changing bait almost in
every speech and having failed as yet to
get bite.
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1916-08-18

Hughes has failed to arouse anybody's
enthusiasm anywhere.
The party press is finding il a hard
matter to warm up to the candidate.
The tone of its editorial support is de-
-cidedly weak and gingerless.
Party leaders have little hope.
The campaign lacks pep.
There isn't any fear in the G. o. p
ranks Of overconfdence, recalling the old
days when the party orators used to ex-
hort Republicans TO get out and vote,
anyway"
We may expect TO hear this from the
Democratic orators this time.
The sentiment seems TO sum up about
like this:
The man who is in the Office Is all
right.
II he wasn't there, Hughes would be
all right.
Bring on the election and let's have
it'cver with.
What's the score?
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1916-08-18
Let the People
Rule-and Write
Cinoers or SaWcur7
10 ne EDITOR Of ire Times

To the Editor o. The Times:
Mex, month In Detroi, there are
70 ye Sorne great revival meetings.
r has been the custom heretofore
20 carpet the tabernacle with saw.
dust But now certain prominent
people earnestly object 20 The use
OF ssvdust They prefer cinders.
ar opposed 10 cinders. Considered
az an sid 10 salvation sswdust IL
far superior to cinders Taber.
nAclss and sawdust have teen 40
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1916-08-18
The Old Gardener Says

II Is time now to start freesia
bulbs IL flowers are wanted at
Christmas time. These are easy
bulbs TO force, but require a
much longer season than most OF
the house bulbs. II il not neces-
sary to store the potted bulbs
In dark place; any spot not In
direct sunlight and with plenty
portant TO use deep pots. though.
OF ventilation will do. It is i'm.
for the roots require much room.
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1916-08-18
A Duty OF CIVILIZATION.

II r. stIll a terrible punishment that society
metes out 10 women who bring tortn ne" hIo
under other than the approved circumstances.
Else why did Marian Lambert seek death. and
Elizabeth Radcliffe risk II. than face her fell
Iowrnen with "nameess' chlld2
II we had laws which compel tho Orpets and
HInteriters to furnish continuing support and
education for such children, perhaps there would
be fewer cyanide and ait-bubble mysteries
China offers good market for American lnath-
or.
Alabama. Colorado. Illinois, Indiana and Texas
have laws prohibiting boycotting.
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1916-08-18

and infsIass ths
~ passaRes. and
irritation which
can lead 20 de-
strucIm OF lung
tissue
Dust prepares
the way for tho
ever alert germs
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1916-08-18

CT ventilation r. essential
Rugs are moro sanitary than car.
pets they allow outdoor cleaning
and eIpoNure 20 sun
In busting and sweeping rooms,
as little dust as possible should be
raised Feather busters and dry
cloths should never be used.
II room IL carpeted scatter
snail pieces OF damp newspaper
over the surface Of the carpet be.
fore sweeping
Every precautIon should be taken
x here is illness In a house, par
'i'Ylarly tuberculosis, 70 prevent the
germs OF the disease from getting
into the air and dust.
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1916-08-18

Somehow or other. that old feeling Of
snmity toward Connie Mack has gone en-
tirsly from our system.
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1916-08-18
The Keep Well Column
pUsTi

Dust - harmful when u IL prss-
or. in any quantity. for It initiates
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1916-08-18

The fact Is, Hughes is up against the
full dinner pail.
No matter what the reasons are for
that full dinner pail, it is FULL and
political history teaches it is a pretty
tough thing to buck against.
The further fact is. the country is at
peace.
And fact further than that is, THE
COUNTRY Is BOUND AND DETER
MINED 1T IS GOING TO REMAIN AT
PEACE.
The issue of Americanism is a mere
matter of brands and the evidence pretty
much on all sides is that the people are
satisfied with the brand in the White
House at the present time.
They regard the war in Europe as a
better war to keep out of than TO get
into.
Hughes can go back of the present
and speculate for the people on what the
effect of a tariff revised downward would
have been, but the fact that the country
Is the most prosperous in It's history and
the fact that Wilson HAS KEPT OUT
OF WAR CANNOT BE MET BY SPEC.
ULATION, NOR CAN THESE FACTS
BE ARGUED AWAY OR CHANGEL
IN THE SLIGHTEST By ANY MAN
ON THE STUMP.
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1916-08-18

what IL the best remedy TO-
constipation '"-E Is X
Try eating bran bread, more
fruit and vegetables, and Ie-s meat.
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1916-08-18
BE ACCURATE
By n. AooINGToN BRUCE

~P.ycAolosy
The sun., 1916-11-01
NOTES OF THE SOCIAL WORLD.

Miss Ethel Du Bo!s. daughter OF Mrs.
Cornelius Du Bots. will be married tc
Robert Yates Barley Of Washington to-
day in the home OF her mother In Mont
clair.
Miss Clara Temple Bcardman will he
married to Laurence Freeman Peck to-
day at Clattercote Farm. the country
place Of her mother, Mrs. william n.
B~oardman. In Ridgeheld. Conn. None
but relatives will be at the ceremony.
In Buffalo to-day Miss Alice Jordan
Corners. daughter OF Mr.. and Mrs. WILL
lam j.. Corners. will he married to Sher-
man J. Sexton OF this city.
The wedding OF Miss Leontine Cecile
Drixal. daughter of Mr.. and Mrs. Francis
Drizai. to Alfred Wagner. will take
place this morning In the Church Of the
Holy Rosary. The wedding breakfast
will follow at Delmonico's.
Mr.. and Mrs. Henry Varnum Poor.
who had been living at Syosset for some
time. have taken for the winter the
house Of Mr.. n Mrs. Tracy Hoppin. l13
East Eight!eth street.
Mrs. Jonathan Buckley will give a re-
ception at her home. 600 Park avenue.
on the afternoon OF December Is. when
she will Introduce her daughter. Miss
Sarah Tod Bulk!ey.
Mrs. Edward A.. Manice gave a dinner
last evening nj her home, 100 East sixty
fourth street, for Miss Dorothy Cramp
and cub ]. Ross. who Will be- married
this afternoon In the Church OF the Resur-
r~ection. The guests included members
OF the bridal party. among whom were
Mr.. and Mrs. Theodore Roosevelt Pell.
the Misses Dorothy Manice. Martha
Bent. Csramai Carroll and Margaret
Kemp. Ridgely Simpson. Purser Adams.
John I.arkin. Rupert Thomas and DE
Denneville Seeley. also Mrs. Edwin =.
| Cramp. mother Of the bride-elect. After
dinner other guests came for vaudeville
and dancing.
Mrs. Langdon 9eer will be for the
winter at l52 East Thirty-ffth street.
Mr.. and Mrs. Frederick II. Allen OF
Pelham Manor will give a dance at
Sherry's on December l for their de-
butante daughters. the Misses Barbara
and Joan Alien. In advance Of the
dance Mr.. and Mrs. Joseph Sampson
stevens will give a dinner. also at Sher-
RVS, for the Misses Allen.
The sun., 1916-11-01

and entering Princeton MIR. Fowler got
his first taste Of newspaper work by pc
coming the student correspondent AT
Princeton for III U and other news
papers. A staff man usually Ia sent
from Manhattan to the college towns
when big athletic events. commencement
exercises or other collegiate happenings
Of importance are under way. but not
to Princeton when Student Fowler was
correspondent there THE Sun and other
papers trusted him TO report the happen
inRSunassisted.
During the last part OF his Princeton
years he took upon himself. In addition
TO his studies and his daily newspaper
work. the job OF secretary to President
Francis l.. Patton of Princeton. Mr..
Fowler was graduated with the degree OF
A. u. In the class Of 1902 and then came
TO New York and Joined the stan OF II
Sun.
While a student correspondent at
Princeton Mr.. Fowler was h author OF
a typical SrN yarn about the growth
Of hair OH the plaster chin Of a death
| mask Of Napoleon which Ia treasured At
Princeton. Scoffers came to Archie
Fowler, whereupon he led them to the
glass case in which the death mask re-
posed and upon which undoubtedly there
were hairs hat less observant eyes had
overlooked. The yarn started a discus
. sion ana n fuDSeuueht "NNSttkot'oh
which brought to light the fact that cur
rents Of air entering the glass case had
caused strands of hair-used to bind the
plaster casting material together more
hrmly--which had been lying fiat upon
the composition to free themselves and
curl outward.
Notable News Beat.
He had not been working in New York
lorg when his superiors noted that he
had a marked bent oward political and
financial news. His selection to write
the Armstrong insurance Investigation
reports came then as a matter " course
Thereafter when important news OF q
similar kind came along THE SUN al
ways called upon Archie Fowler to han
die IL.
MIR. Fowler's entrance into the new,
end OF national politics happened when HI
toured the United States with William
n. Taft for THE L In 1908. Then II
February. 1870. he was sent to Wash
ington to head THE SUNS bureau there
When another election and Inauguration
came along-that OF President Wilson ir
l9i2-l3- Mr.. Fowler. alone among
Washington correspondents. obtained thu
names of the new Presidents abine OF
the morning Of March 3. 1913. jumped e
a long distance telephone and thereb,
enabled THE EVENING Sun to announce
the completed Cabinet more tina forty
eight hours before President Wilson an
nounced the names. And that feat wa
but one of numberless Journalistic
achievements Of his busy days.
While an undergraduate Mr.. Fowle
was a member OF the Tiger Inn In post
graduate days he was "A member OF tn,
Princeton club Of New York and Of tn,
University. Gridiron and Columbia Coun
try cubs " Washington.
The funeral will be held at Caledoni;
on Friday afternoon at 9 o'clock.
The sun., 1916-11-01
MONSTERS HISTORY $455.
sale Of Rare Manuscripts and Edi-
lions Brings alO.OSS.S5.

The sale OF the library OF the late
Richard II. McCurdy. with some addi-
lions from other owners. ended yester-
day In the Anderson Galleries, fetching
$lO.Os5.5j.
The best prize obtained In yesterdays
session was S455 paid by l.. NJ. Thomp-
son fJr No. ass. John Bach McMas.
ter's History of the United States"
which had been extra illustrated with
500 engravinGs. A Photograph manuscript,
OF some pages intended by George Moore
for his memoirs OF My Dead Life sold
to W. NJ. Dill for $685..
r. +. Sprague bought No. 5:s. a COL
lected set Of frs. editions OF the Wav-
erley Novels. for 1885. and No. Sos. a
collected set Of Francis Parkman. for
$3.50.
The sun., 1916-11-01
YVETTE GUILBERT
SCORES u. S. STAGE
Famous French Actress Says
American Managers Are Of
Poor Quality.
CONSERVATORY BIG NEED
Pretty Actresses Enunciatc
Like Something Between
Frog and Parrot.

The American stage 60. a pretty Sc
we're dressing do"h !" ,ne ~
'e''e u'''o' u.,,,
ingiy ala she utter her eo'''u'e'' Wv"
such disarming smiles and gestures. mat
the audience that packed me beiaeco
Theatre to hear her listened with delight
and clamored for more. II was a meet.
ing Of the Drama League Of America. n
to them Mile. Guilbert spoke. AS she said.
mot In a sentiment OF criticism but Nke
an old sister"
The first trouble with the American
stage. according 10 Mile. Gu'iper'' IL '"e
poor quality Of the managers.
"In France the managers are men OF
letters. bu, here" she laughed in her
quaint broken English. they are men
who hsva-what you call"-shined the
boots.
II cannot believe that your AUDIENCES
would not like plays 10 make then, 'nihN,
u the managers wouid e~ncSurase sun
plays. An, you say. out f'ner,e" 81
busy. We must be amused; nus' ''
but an countries are pus' .,, .o,d
Before managers can pIon.es 80 "
plays. however. A".e.sa u 49, NJ, -
great nat,o"a' 80 ,n son,.,hinx
besides slang. and where actors are
trained 10 enu"e'"'e p''pe'" ~" "
p'aee ING |o"e
49, .--Ls... O., A-.,Sca.
""o
at is the first thing that strikes one
on entering your theatres. your inufHer-
ence to bad pronunciation, she coIn-
planned. Your actresses are pretty. yes'
but for PHYS sake why 90 tney SPEAK
like that: And the american NoM
mo Dieu. One hears IL IN the eni'uIen.
they speak IKE a n,rd. hke so"e Wn,s
between the frog ana .ne pa,ro. h.l
actresses place tue .oice In ~ -.
The sun., 1916-11-01
NANDERS-IRONS.
Brides Mother and Father Cele'
brate Anniversary.

PLAiSriEI.p, y. j., Oct. 3I.-The mar
riage OF Miss Helen Irons, daughter of
Mr.. and Mrs. Henry Clay Irons. to Will
ian David Flanders. both OF Plainheld.
took place this afternoon In the Crescent
Avenue Presbyterian Church. The Rev.
Or. J. $. Zelie, pastor. performed the
ceremony.
Miss Katharine Shellabarger. cousin
of the bride. was the maid OF honor.
and the bridesmaids were Miss Eliza
beth Browne. Miss Dorcas Bomann.
Miss Helen Terry. Miss Louise Patter-
son and Miss Priscilla Fraker OF this
city and Miss rance Todd OF summit
George Yerkcs was the best man. and
the ushers were Carlyle Turner. Arthur
Wills. Joseph N~andeventer. Frederick
l.. Mygatt. Jr.. Henry Clay Irons. Jr..
and william q. Irons I'd. all Of Plain
field.
At the same time the brides parents
The sun., 1916-11-01
LEI

DCRYEA,-suddenly. on Monday. october
30, 1916, Eliza F.. wife OF Albert z.
Duryea.
FUNERAL services at her late residence.
li< South Broadway. Nyack. n. Y.
Thursday. November .. at , +. NJ.
Train leaves Jersey City i::9 p. 81. via
Erie Railroad.
LUBY.-On Monday, October 50. Emily
Louise. wifc of James Luby and daugh-
ter OF the late John J. Huber.
Funeral services at 80 Clifton place. Jer-
sey City. on Wednesday. November J..
at II o'clock A. NJ. Interment private.
MUSN.-on sunday. October 80. 1915. in.
the SD year Of her age. Mary A.
Mum. wife of the late BENJAMIN Mum
md mother OF Abilene Mum.
Funeral services at All Angels Church,
West End avenue and EiShty-hrst
street. on Wednesday. November /. at
2:3o +. NJ.
MuLFORp-on Sunday. october 20, 1916,
Armstrong milford. In his SD year.
Funeral services at his late home. ie3
Nethorwood avenue. Plainteld. y. j.,
Wednesday. November !, at ESQ
O'Clock. Intermeht Hillside Cemetery.
PECKHAM,-on October 30. 1915. Annie
Acrtsen Keasbey. widow Of Wheeler
II re khan.
Funeral service at her residence, $50
Madison avenue. on Thursday, Mo-
y"mher ., at $3.50 A. NJ. interment at
Albany, y. y.
FETTES In Milford. Conn, on October
81. Henry Haas Pettes, the well known
ART dealer passed away al his home In
Milford, Conn.
PHELPS suddenly. on october 30. at
Roosevelt Hospital. George Ale xander
Phelps, In tho forty-feurth year OF his
HgC,
Funeral services will be held at l0:l5
Thursday morning at the Huguenot
Memorial Church. Pelham Manor. y. y.
conveyances will meet train leaving
Grand Central depot at oIs A.. N.
Kindly omit flowers.
~scoTT-On Monday. October 80. 1918.
Frances NJ. Macmsnus. wife OF Louis
II scott.
Requiem mass at ST. Gsbriers Church.
New Rochelle. n. Y. on Wednesday.
Novsnber I. at 1880 A. n. lnterment
private. Please omit flowers.
NEUTRALITY-SUSPICIOUS.. Remsins lying
In state The Funeral Church." Broad
way. sizty-sixth and sixty-ssvsnth
streets Frank z. Campbell Buiiding).
The sun., 1916-11-01


.ne kitchen OF the great house In the
country. there was no change In them.
ny was NO longer certain that they were
poets painters n young persons en-
Joyihg the great adventure OF life for the
nrst time.
Inc heroine grew In self confidence
ana In charm. The returned host was
as Intoxicated as he had been when the
audience met him first. The character
OF the generous millionaire from the
West did not show any new phases, but
he was by this time In the dramatic
phase OF the play. which was to restore
TO the heroine two shares Of stock thai
impaired to their possessor the controll-
ms interest In a great mining property.
But this was the faint dramatic In
trigue of the piece. 1t was not COM
parable In Importance to the fresh wit
and Imagination Of the talk In the earlier
scenes. There was not then to some Of
the spectators sufficient climacteric In
terest In Wood Gracious Annabelle'
after the second act reached It's medal
point.
u Novel Rnd Refreshing.
Miss Hummer Inns wr,,,e,. bowevcr n
move, and refreshiny MAJ H. Iio,tirs
has "~produccd" n mos, in,e,,,v.ntiv ana
IN accordance with the Illusions ina, do.
mani a,ur.i,a,. 49,. .'...si. a.. -,
fantastic PLAYING rather than thcatrical
exaggeration. Mr.. Jones's scenes-espe
cially the lobby of the Hotel s.. swithin
are artistic, aud i'm the case OF tins
first act accomplish their effect nv un-
usual means. Thus tho manner NJ act.
The sun., 1916-11-01
new REPUBLIC PLAY
IS SPARKLING FARCE
wGOod Gracious Annabelle"
Abounds in Bright Speeches
and Spontancity.
CLEVER CAST PROVIDED
Clare Hummer. Musical Com
poser. Makes Her First Bow
as Dramatist.

There was a promising combination OF
talents In the performance OF Good
Gracious Annabellc" at the Republic
Theatre last night. Clare Hummer.
known as a successful composer Of mu-
steal numbers. was making her frs, APP
pearance as a playwright under the art
Is,ic direction Of Arthur Hopkins. who
had called on the services OF Robert L.
Jones to supply the interesting scenic
investiture which he has shown him
self able to provide for previous plays.
The three acts OF what Mr.. Hopkins
described on the programme no more
specifically thap as "a new play" pass In
tho Hotel st. Swithin. and in two parts
Of a Long Island estate 80 remote as
the servants hall and the garden Of a
country house.
The FIRST act Of the new play" which
turned out to be a light and whimsical
farce so c~leverly and artistically pro-
duced by Mr.. Hopkins that It might al
most have passed rs comedy Of the least
truthful type. showed M im~pecunious
group OF artists. writer's II others
awaiting their luncheon in the halls OF n
hotel. which could not have been far
from Washington Square. whatever Its
name may nave peen.
Kept within Lines Of farce.
In the second act this irresponsible
crew has found refuge In the ervan
hall Of the country house o II Long Island
largely because the heroine. being tenn
porarily penniless and the innocent
correspondent In "A divorce suit thought
that such an asylum would be beneficial
a. Ill ~ shar, for N while The owner
constitutionally inebriated. but with an
unfailing sense OF humor. was supposed
to have started or a trip to the West
Of several months duration. This not
only helped out the lot OF the suddenly
engaged servants. but kept the piece
well within the region OF fantastic farce.
There IL stuck In spite OF the polite
manner OF its performance.
The first act was irreslstibly amusing.
Miss Hummer writes most happy and
sparkling dialogue. 1t Is. moreover. "1y"
TO a degree that appeals strongly to the
all wise New Yorker. The first half OF
The play kept the audience in almost
constant laughter. There were spon-
taneity and freshness IN the dialogue
which provided a welcome contrast 10
The shallow and machine made vii which
IS 80 often the excuse for plays Of this
kind.
Miss Hummer. however. gave the audi
ence continual novelty IN the bright
speeches which she put into the mouths
o, her characters. They all talked alike
in most cases. But there were lines
which drew their greatest force from
close relation to the scene behind them
Dramatic Interest Awaited.
Like all plays. however. which depend
on the sparkle OF their talk rather thar
on the growth Of dramatic interest OF tn,
development OF character. interest begai
after the middle OF the second act 10 flag
After an audience has lived for a Will,
on bright speeches. there Is the inevitable
demand for either dramatic interest o,
the revelation Of character In the condi
tions the playwright has posed. Aftel
the heroine had brought her friends Int
The sun., 1916-11-01

MoNrcLAiR, Oct. 31.-Miss Vera Grace
Dryer. daughter OF Mr.. n Mrs.
Thomas w. Dwyer Of Ridgewood avenue.
Glen Ridge. was married to Horace
Bond Osborne. son Of Mr.. and Mrs. Hor-
ace Sherman osborne Of Caldwell to-
night In the Church OF the Re-
deemer. Newark. The ceremony was
performed by the Rev. Henry II. Rose.
pastor Of the church, assisted by the
REV. John ]. Moment Of the High street
Presbyterian Church. Newark. The
brides attendants were her sister. Mrs.
John Howard Adams Of Glen Ridge. as
matron Of honor. and her. nieces. Misses
suzanne Adams Of Glen Ridge and Jane
Anderson Of Maplewood. as flower girls.