The daily Nome industrial worker., 1916-04-15

Among the benefcient activities of our old friend the Standard Oil Co, will you please head the list with Nujol.
 Nujol is the renovator of the human race, sold in bottles at so much per, and guaranteed by the Rock kefeller Go. to purge the most costive person that ever swallowed potions or pills.
 It is a pure white mineral oil that it is interesting to learn lubrcates the whole intestinal 10 canal-yon swallow the dose and Nujol does the rest. It is to honor the entry of the Standard Oil Co., into the patent me- decine field with its purgative NuJol that this is appropriately written because it occurs to ono that selling purgative medicines is quite an ap- propriate business for Standard Oil.
 Having purged society for years ot it's filthy lucre and bled it as white as it's own parafin, what could be more fitting than that the great com pany should turn its attention to the inncrman of each Goc:al individuai, and come as a boon and as r bless ing to men? ,...
 A full page advertisement in a magazine begins it's self praise with the question Is Constipation Slowing You Down? .,...i
 Ha, you muck stick man whose muscles ache with the elaborate mo- tion of the shovel yielding vocation, cannot you fill your cars with su!h- cient speed? Ho. you scourged slave of industry whose wearied back aches from too heavy lifting or whose eyelids inclined to cover the sight from sheer weariness what's the matter with Nujol?
 Whats the matter with trying this heaven sent medicine which cleans the kidneys and sluices the intestincs making you new man who will devote himself with greater energy to the production of profits for the masters?
 And mark we'll that Bayonne is the center of production of this eX- cellent cathartic. There where the toiling masses have been shot down because they slowed down why was not Nujol tried? Why did not the employers try the effect of allo- pathic dose upon their slacking slaves? Nujol, the restorer of energy and the reviyer of spirit who was it failed to resort to that inspiring substance that is now on the market for the benefit of man kind?
 There's a fine field opening in the discovery of Nujol, the Lfe-Giver. With progressive steps Standard Oil will advance so that finally the slaves can toll tirelessly, needing neither sleep nor rest. There will be other Nujols. There will be Nu- iols that will when injected in tha veins of the wege workers make them speed to a more than max imum efficiency. There will be a Nujol which when swallowed as a powder or rubbed on as a lotion will remove hunger and bodily fatigue. There will be Nujols which will take the place Of sleep, that balm of hurt minds. There will be Nujols which will in- spire loyalty ip the discontented and make them realize the gracious ness of Divine Providence which sent a Rockefeller to heal the sick. and give sight to the blind.
 Truly the Standard Oil Co. is only now reaching the heights. In- stituting a new pharmacopeia from petroleum by-products, they will remove every i'll that flesh is heir to. sfromI the human race. sf4
 z sWho said tainted medicines? Here verily, is the red eemer.i ofthe reeuta- ton .thats was tarnished in Ludlow and at Bayonne:s {. Here Is the re deeming 4tfiuid Ndjols that though thea sins of the company be as scar let stAeyenare ncw lWashed 'whiter than snow. shsaa etn f&sg sds Mi
 They may have purged society of its wealth 80 that it flowed quickly, easily and comfortably into the troughs of Standard Oil. But be 1t not. forgotten, [, that also have they furnished; Nujol. the new elixir vitae