New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1916-12-15
MEN AND MAIDS


MEN AND MAIDS
r tho matter Of calls girl primarily dependent the
--s of men, She exercise only the power Oh Ne'O'
vtb SIS far being satisfactory solution.
Girl sits around on a rainy winter evening and wishes LOT
P Tho last she him he had permitted hinseI some
fltf oauctc1cs and unsatisfactory episode leaves oe
haunting desire blot it from memory with perfect one
The telephone rings flies 1t Bill lie does want 70
ma week from Tuesday Why he select week from
y? Does expect like her better by then she won
6ers seraby And how he be certain that ne WIZ van 70
come then? How safely predict ones humor week anNu
The telephone rings again. 1t is Guy begging 10 'ON "
night. She demurs. lie pleads.
"yy1at were YOU doing last night?' she asks.
"0 nothing! around the house and read the papers al
abv are YOU so anxious to have this particular evening"?
o0b no reason Just thought I'd like you that's all
Why tonight and not last night? No girl UNDERSTANDS No s
ever viii. It's just mans way
wife she runs over her putting things TO rights busting OH
unused opinions, shutting the doors oil certain p
inc others She substitutes Temple Thurston and Harold BEL
WRIGHT for the Nietzsche Nodau left under the reading
lamp She reminds herself that Guy not interested IN outdoor
esa and that Anna wish him to know OF her en-
arement until She hurredy rolls her hair IN low KNOT
and nuts on nury orange SASH Guy likes daring color comona
&C., She vs through the Rachmaninof Prelude untouched for
d Guv always asks for the ar and Is
Just stirring up rich fragrance when there ring al ue
door She rushes open it, hand extended in quick greeting
"I am so glad to have caller such bad evening? she
exc She is telling literal truth the ring Of sincerity
in her is pleasant to hear -
do not suppose any will understand it-but that Is
girls @A'
aFor two months" the Globe quotes WorthingOn Mtten
Of Davenport saying 81 did not get more than four hours
sleep except Sunday and that wasn't often Residents OF iowa
however, complain that the Sundays so frequent out there
THOSE witnessing accident avY 23d last Saturday be-
Henry, 1s4 9th
The World
Not that ever so many husbands aren't accidents
THE HORRORS OF PEACE
SIR ANONYMOUS doubtless pictures faithful detail the IN
But let one more qualified than more qualified in literary
sense for hold Gulf States Steel 1881 paint the picture OF nun
drsd Of offices Margin of the people with banched lace
and starting eve watched The Thin White Line 1t spueed the
SOS And the sicly smile and-ts nonsense"Itl last for
cosra years yet-Whoda thunk ?Just at bonus time too
HILARY
hating and gorying the hatred Of those who crossed
path whom in her suspicion and jealousy she feared would
do So cyrls Prof. William Howard Doughty, Jrp OF
Williams College his letter to The Tribune alas!
THE BALLAD OF THE MURDERED YOUTH WHOSE
HAIR WAS YCUTTEN ROUNDE
A cry hath clave the Silly night
A dredesone cry-but
10 Watch! Give heede and speed ye speed
Lest Their be murder done
The lsqgard watch hath been too slow,
For blood is shed.
A youth is slain. They seek in vain
For who hath fed
Before a BARRIERS shop Their lay,
His throat sicke and clean,
A Iuckess wight, a mucky sight
Now who hath done this deed foul?
Hath hacked this fair sprnga?
Some bold nayhap for gold,
Hath struck and made haul
No so spake the Blessed knight
Nor benched turned hair
slew this boob this churlsh rube
An We wolde have
slew him and for righteous cause
An ye wolde have fair proof,
Behold show reason
Nor do jest spool
He hath lifted him up and turned him DER
With his face into the grounde
And pointed there o his scssored hair,
And To- twas cutten rounde.
The cutie, ycept the Badger Style
With the neck shaved clean and white.
Now none hath claimed that knight be blamed
For job done on that wight
Cod-speed thy holy blade, Knight,
Til lout be founde
From East West, that doth request
His back-har cutten rounde
AMBROSE GLUTz
Orphaned early" Columbus, o., Citizen without the
to with uuclep amed