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Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1916-03-24
ENDS DYSPEPSIA,
INDIGESTION, GAS
"Pape's Diapepsin" cures sick,
sour stomachs in five minutes
Time II!

Really does" put bad stomachs In
order-'really does" overcome indiges-
ton. dyspepsia, gas, heartburn and
sourness in five minutes-that-just
that-makes Papes Diapepsin the lar
gest selling stomach regulator in the
world. II what you eat ferments into
stubborn Jumps, you belch gas and
eructate sour, undigested food and
acid; head is dizzy and aches; breath
foul; tongue coated; your insides filled
with bile and indigestible waste, re-
member the moment "Pape's Diapep-
sin" comes in contact with the stomach
all such distress vanishes. It's truly
observation-disclosures marvellous, and
the 10y is its harmlessness.
A large fifty-cent case Of Pape's Dia-
pepsin will give you hundred dollars
worth Of satisfaction.
It's worth its weight in gold to men
and women who can't get their stom-
achs regulated. It belongs in your
home-should always be kept handy
in case Of sick, sour, upset stomach
during the day or at night. It's the
quickest. surest and most harmless
stomach doctor In the world.-Adv.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1916-03-24
FRUIT LAXATIVE
FOR SICK CHILD
~CaIifornia Syrup of Figs" can't
harm tender stomach,
liver and bowels.

Every mother realizes, after giving
her children California Syrup of
Figs" that this il their ideal laxative.
because they love it's pleasant taste
and 1t thoroughly cleanses the tender
little stomach, liver and bowels with.
out gripping.
When cross, irritable. feverish, or
breath Is bad, stomach sour. look at
the tongue. mother! II coated. give a
teaspoonful of this harmless fruit
laxative" and In q few hours all the
foul. constipated waste, sour bile and
undigested food passes out Of the bow
els. and you have q well. playful child
again. When its little system Is full
Of cold, throat sore, has stomach-ache,
diarrhoea, indigestion, colic-remem.
Der. q good inside cleaning should
always be the first treatment given.
Millions Of mothers keep California
Syrup Of Figs" handy; they know q
teaspoonful today saves q sick child
tomorrow. Ask at the store for 80
cent bottle of California Syrup Of
Figs" which has directions for babies.
children Of all ages and grown-ups
printed on the bottle. Adv.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1916-03-24
Venison From Alaska.

Another great possibility of the fu.
ture of Alaska is the raising of rein.
deer for the United States markets.
/ have visited the reindeer herds, and
the slaughter houses at Nome, where
the deer are even now being killed,
to be sent in cold storage to San Fran
cisco and Seattle. The shipping OF
venison has already begun and the
time IL not distant when fresh deer
meat from Alaska will be sold In all
of our cities. just as fresh Alaska sal
mon and halibut are sold today.@Cor.
respondence of the Christian Herald.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1916-03-24
Peach DeIiuht.

Beat one egg till light with three
tablespoonfuls sugar; add four table
spoonfuls melted butter. half teaspoon.
full salt, one cupful milk and two cup
fuls -four with which has been sifted
two level teaspoonfuls baking powder;
when well mixed stir in one cupful
sliced canned peaches, which have
been drained free of all Juice, being
careful not to break slices; turn into
large bread pan and bake As minutes
in moderate oven as you would cake;
serve warm on large platter, piled high
with whipped cream sauce. Garnish
with slices of peach.
Sauce: Whip half cupful heavy
cream till quite thick. then gradually
add two tablespoonful heavy sweet
peach juice, one teaspoonful powdered
sugar and four drops vanilla.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1916-03-24
WINTER FEEDING FOR COWS
Good Milk Flow Cannot Be Expected
Without Feed Of Right Kind
silaae Replaces Grass.

By PROF. OSCAR ERR. Dairy Depart
ment. Ohio State University
You cannot expect q COW to keep
up q good milk now without plenty Of
feed of the right kind. Silage should
be used now to replace the grass "a
ton. 1t IL easy to forget that the
cows feed IL being shortened. and II
the best returns are to be secured the
milk low must bc kept as high a.
possible for ten or IL months of the
year. II It once goes down II IL almost
impossible to raise It before the next
freshening.
Less feed viii be required and bet.
ter results secured II . good barn ID
used. The dairy COW viii not do her
best work when exposed to the cold
even though given plenty Of feed. II
ID cheaper and more effective TO keep
her warm BY means Of barn than By
extra feed.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1916-03-24
QUIT MEAT IF KIDNEYS
BOTHER AND USE SALTS
Take Q Glass Of Salts Before Break.
fast ~ Your Back 10 Hurting or
Bladder 10 lrritated.

II you must have your meat every
day; eat it, but flush your kidneys with
salts occasionally, says q noted author.
ity who tells US that meat forms uric
acid which almost paralyzes the kid
neys In their efforts to expel 1t from
the blood. They become sluggish and
weaken, then you suffer with q dull
misery in the kidney region. sharp
pains In the back or sick headache,
dizziness. your stomach sours. tongue
Is coated and when the weather IL bad
you have rheumatic twinges. The
urine gets cloudy, full Of sediment, the
channels often get sore and irritated.
obliging you to seek relief two or
three times during the night.
To neutralize these irritating acids,
to cleanse the kidneys and flush OF
the body's urinous waste get four
ounces Of Jad Salts from any phar-
macy here; take q tablespoonful In a
glass Of water before breakfast for q
few days and your kidneys will then
act fine. This famous salts IL made
from the acids of grapes and lemon
Juice, combined with lithia. and has
been used for generations to flush and
stimulate sluggish kidneys, also to
neutralize the acids in urine. 30 1t no
longer irritates. thus ending bladder
weakness.
Jad Salts is inexpensive; cannot IN.
Jure, and makes q delightful efferves-
cent Whitewater drink.-Adv.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1916-03-24
Fish Cooked In Parafr,n Paper.

Ask any housewife what in her work
she hates the most and she will say
without moments hesitation, Wash
ing fish pans" This very disagree
able duty may be avoided by wrapping
up the fish before 1t is put into the
baking pan. in paraffin paper. II the
pan Is also carefully lined with the
parafin paper Just as II cake was
to be baked in It. all the clutter Of
fish bones and incidentally the odor
will be removed when the paper is
peeled out after the fish Is served. A
quick boil-up with salsoda water will
clean the pan perfectly.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1916-03-24

Ever since the discovery Of uric acid
in the blood by Scheele, in 177b. and
the bad effect 1t had upon the body.
scientists and physicians have striven
to rid the tissues and the blood Of
this poison. Because Of its over
abundance in the system 1t causes
backache, pains here and there. rheu-
matism. govt, gravel. neuralgia and
sciatica. It was DR.. Pierce who dis
covered new agent, called "Anuric,"
which will throw out and completely
eradicate this uric acid from the sys-
tenn. "Anuric' is 81 times more po-
tent than hthi0, and consequently you
need no longer fear muscular or ar
ticular rheumatism or govt, or many
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1916-03-24

anime the white birds frequently II
the coops are near a stove to guard
against overheating them or scorch-
ing or curling their feathers.
The shanks and feet of exhibition
fowls must be absolutely clean and
well polished. To overcome rough
scales rub the legs twice daily with
a cloth dipped in kerosene, and q
short time before the show wash them
thoroughly. Use good securing soap.
wooden cloth, and warm rainwater.
Remove any old or rough scales and
also the dirt between the scales. The
latter can be taken out with tooth
picks. Dry the shanks and apply q
solution of equal parts Of sweet oil
and alcohol. Then warm a wooden
cloth and scrape a little beeswax on
it. The warmth will melt the wax
and the shanks should then be polished
with the waxed cloth.
Before shipping the birds to the ex
hibition apply the sweet oil and alcohol
solution to the face and comb. If you
are showing white birds, fill their
plumage. after washing and when thor
oughly dry, with equal parts of bran
and rice -four. Some exhibitors use
corns' arch. which is equally satisfac
tory. This prevents the plumage be
coming soiled, and when the starch Is
shaken out at the show and the fowls
are groomed they apparently take q
higher polish. However, the coops
must have wooden or muslin tops and
sides to prevent rain coming in con
tact with the starched plumage. The
final grooming is accomplished with q
silk handkerchief rubbing and polish
ing the feathers until the plumage has
a high luster.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1916-03-24
WHAT is URIC ACD?|


other diseases which are dependent g
an accumulation Of uric acid within
the body. Send to DR.. Pierce Of the
Invalids' Hotel and Surgical Institute,
Buffalo, N. T., for . pamphlet on
"Anuric," or send 10 cents for . trial
package of "Anuric" Tablets.
II you feel that tired, WORKOUT feel
ing, backache. neuralgia or II your
sleep is disturbed by too frequent
urinetion. 60 to your best store and
ask for DR.. Pierce's "Anuric."
DR.. Pierce's reputation II back Of
this medicine and you know that his
Pleasant Pellets" for the liver and his
"Favorite Prescription" for the Ills of
women have had q splendid reputation
for the past fifty years.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1916-03-24
Merinaues.

One cupful egg white, one-Quarter
teaspoonful salt, one cupful fine gran
ulated sugar, half teaspoonful vanilla:
add salt to eggs, beat until very stiff.
add two tablespoonful sugar, beat
five minutes; so continue until half
sugar is used. When very stiff cut and
fold in remaining sugar; drop in by
spoonfuls on to wet paper on inverted
dripping pan; bake in slow oven 80
minutes; remove from paper. take out
uncooked portion, dry in oven, cool
and fill with ice cream which can be
purchased, half pint, or I'LL whipped
cream; put two halves together.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1916-03-24
WOULD YOUR SKIN
STAND THIS TEST7

The bright lights Of an evening
gathering show up mercilessly the de-
fects of q poor complexion. But the
regular use of Resinol Soap makes It
as easy to have . naturally beautiful
skin as to cover up q poor one with
cosmetics. It lessons the tendency
to .pimples. redness and roughness.
and in a very short time the compiler
ion usually becomes clear, fresh and
velvety.
In severe or stubborn cases, Resinol
Soap should be aided by little Resinol
Ointment. All druggists.--Adv.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1916-03-24
Onions and Epes.

Allow one large onion and one heap
ing teaspoonful butter for each egg
used. Melt the butter in a saucepan.
peel the onions and cut into small
pieces or slices into the pan. Season
with salt, cover the pan and fry until
brown, turning them often. Beat the
eggs, season with salt and pepper.
and pour over the onions. Cook until
the eggs are set, stirring often to pre-
vent burning. Serve on rounds Of
buttered toast-Fsrm and Home.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1916-03-24
ORANGE Cream.

Boil the rind Of q Seville orange
very tender; beat 1t fine in mortar;
put into it the juice of Seville
orange, four ounces Of loaf sugar and
the yolks of four eggs. Beat all to-
gether for ten minutes, then by gentle
degrees pour in pint Of boiling
cream; beat till cold. Put into GUS
tard cups, set into q deep dish of boil
ing water and let them stand till cold
again. Put at the top small strips Of
orange pairing cut thin or preserved
chips.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1916-03-24
For Protection of Hen.

The school commissioner of Cald-
well, N. J., caused so much comment
by leaving an open umbrella on his
front lawn for many days that he
finally had to explain that 1t was q
protection for his strong-minded hen,
who was sitting out there, and not at
all amenable to suggestions that she
move.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1916-03-24
Weary WilIIe hal 1915.

II Just made tree resolution fur
1916, an goin' to keep every one Of
them"
"Ye amt resolved to 60 to work.
hev ye, Bill?"
mo. My resolutions are desc: In
1916 l amt goin' to drink champagne.
take milk baths or put up at de Wal
dorf- Castoria when I'm In New York."
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1916-03-24
Practical Application.

when Josh got home from his edu.
cation" said Farmer Corntossel, The
started right in instructin' me about
agriculture. So I didn't lose no time
to try him out"
What did you do?"
"Sent him out to round up swarm
of bees"
"Was the experiment successful"
Some. It didn't hurt the bees
none, an KEEP Josh from gettin' In the
way fur most two weeks"
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1916-03-24

Miss Flip-Why are they objecting
to this munitions business?
Miss Elite (vaguely)-I guess it is
because it is some sort of a shell
game.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1916-03-24
Effective cleansers.

For cleaning the inside of water bot
ties, long-neck vases and pitchers. try
raw grated potato. soft tissue paper
wads, the inside skin Of the egg. or
ammonia soap suds before using gun
shot, which IL % apt to break or crack
the article. Sometimes lemon juice
and salt with grated raw carrot win do
the work.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1916-03-24
Pop'e Opjnion.

Gracie-Arthur and l have promised
to stand by each other.
Pa-You're sitting on the sofa by
each other every time l pass the par
lor door.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1916-03-24

BREAD wiyHoUr GAIT IS rAsTELEss
A medicine chest without Magic Ar.
MICA Liniment II useless. Best Of al
liniments for sprains, swellings,
bruises. rheumatism and neuralgia.
Three sizes, Csc, SOC and $1.00.-Adv.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1916-03-24
Suggested by the Waiter.

Suggested by the Waiter.
Guest-Waiter, wish you'd let me
have q knife that's sharp enough to
cut this steak.
Waiter-Sorry, sir. but we don't
keep our knives sharp. Maybe you
could use the steak as q strop. sir.
and sharpen your knife up q bit.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1916-03-24
Dojuu His Part.

Honestly, now. would you fight for
your country IL war broke out?"
WELL" answered the thoughtful
man, maybe l wouldn't fight, ON &C
count of gas bombs, liquid fire and
things like that, but l would gladly
sacrifice my business and work night
and day to raise recruits"
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1916-03-24
Her Sixth Sense

Her Sixth Sense.
Mrs. Gabber Is gifted with a sixth
sense"
And what Is that, pray?
'Inexhaustibility"
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1916-03-24

Why Dads Go Dippy.
PA, was Joan of Arc Noah's wife?"
"a moment later):
PA, does ink come from the Black
scar"
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1916-03-24
Just q Suggestion.

I'm still waiting for you to pay me
that IS you owe me, Dobson."
"Oh, don't let that worry you"
That's what I'm trying to do, but
I would feel greatly encouraged II you
would let it worry you occasionally"
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1916-03-24
Correct.

She-What's the difference between
an old maid and bachelor girl?"
He-About $4,000.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1916-03-24

Cutting Winds and Dust. It Restores.
Refreshes and Promotes Eye Health.
Good for all Eyes that Need Care.
Murine Eye Remedy Co., Chicago.
Sends Eye Book on request
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1916-03-24
Seemed Longer

Seemed Longer.
How long has Colonel Bluegrass
been In the city,"
"Oh, about a week"
why, he talked to me as II he
had been here at least six months"
You forget. This town is dry"
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1916-03-24

To keep clean and healthy take DR..
pierce,s Pleasant Pellets. They regulate
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1916-03-24
His Price

HIS PrIce.
Mrs. B.-Did your gown cost much?
Mrs. W.-Only one good cry.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1916-03-24

The mechanical windmill Is Q work.
er-the human windmill isn't. That's
the real difference.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1916-03-24
Real Prophet.

They say a cool waves coming"
yes, / know 1t Is; forgot tc
match that sample for my wife"
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1916-03-24
Snubbed.

Snubbed.
Jack Blunt-Shall We get married?
Miss Bright shall. What you do
is of no interest to me.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1916-03-24
Ec-Zene Kills Eczema.

Let us prove it. Accept no substitute. II
your I'd Druggist does not s,, have i; write 70
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1916-03-24

Piles Relieved By First Appliessica
Ana cured In 70 u days by PAzQ OlNTAnNT. tAe
vnversai rsmody for al forus Of Piloo. DrueIis1s
MUD money ifit fAils. 90.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1916-03-24

The oftener a man fails the more he
is addicted to the advice-giving habit.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1916-03-24

The government of Colombia has
appropriated q large sum to encour
age silk production In that country.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1916-03-24

Don't keep a good movement on
hand; put it on foot at once.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1916-03-24

The wise man takes . back seat and
watches the fool butt into danger.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1916-03-24

A little time spent in fixing the
fence now means . lot Of time saved
In the end.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1916-03-24
Only One.

Only One.
Misfortune never comes singly."
''Oh, l don't know; Henry VIII had
only one wife at time"
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1916-03-24

A HINT TO WISE WOMEN.
Don't suffer torture when AL female
troubles will vanish in Thin air after using
''Femenina.' Price soc and eI.oo.-Adv.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1916-03-24
How He Enjoyed II

How do you enjoy your motor
cycle?"
Fine! All I need is a coat Of tar
and feathers to feel like q bird"
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1916-03-24

Always use Red Cross Ball Blue. Delights
the laundress. At all good grocers. Adv.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1916-03-24
Thousands Of Suffering Women
&c i: ';''' .Stella-Vita


TEACHER MEDICINE CO, CHATTANOOGA, TENN.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1916-03-24

Contrary to the general rule. the
street car company finds its hangers
on a source of revenue.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1916-03-24
Profitable Mystsry,

How did you leave all the folks out
homer"
"First-rate." replied Senator Sor-
ghum Il told them l was going to
see IL l couldn't straighten out few
problems for the government between
now and spring. That cheered them
up a great DEAL"
ITO what problems did you have ref
erence?"
"Oh, nothing In particular. never
go into details with my constituents.
II you go to explaining things, you
are liable to make them sound 90 easy
that the voters get to thinking they
don't need you."-Washington Star.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1916-03-24

The egotist naturally leads lonely
life.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1916-03-24

Instructors often most need instruc-
ton.
The enterprise. [volume] (Harlem, Mont.) 1899-1926, 1916-02-17
INDIAN LAND TAXABLE.

Treasurer Dabney has contended
since his election to office last wint-
er that all Indian land where patent
had been issued was subject to tax
alton, and has been working with
Indian agents and other officials to
find out if he is right. At different
times he has had opinions from one
and another, some contending he
was right, and others that he was
wrong, and that Indian land was not
taxable. The first of the week he
received word from Washington
stating where patent had been is
sued the land as subject to taxation.
This will mean great deal to the
people of Phillips county, as there
are thousands of acres of land held
by Indians on which a patent has
been issued
The enterprise. [volume] (Harlem, Mont.) 1899-1926, 1916-02-17
RESOLUTION.

Whereas, Death has visited our
community and taken from amongst
us, our highly esteemed citizen, tel-
low citizen, fellow alderman and
friend, William Mcclellan, who had
ever the public welfare in mind, and
the advancement of the town at
heart;
And Whereas, We. his associates
in the Town Council feel a great
personal loss, and most keenly miss
his genial presence and valuable ad-
vice; ever cheerful and pleasant,
and always punctual in attendance
he did his utmost to facilitate our
labors. He has left an example of
maniiness honesty and good citizen
ship worthy of emulation.
Therefore BE 1t Resolved, That
we the Town Council OF the Town OF
Malta, for and on behalf OF the citi-
zens thereof, hereby express our
feeling Of loss and sorrow, occas
ioned by his untimely death, and
hereby extend our deepest sympa-
thy.
BE 1t Further Resolved, That a
copy OF this resolution be published
in the papers of the Town OF Malta,
spread upon the minutes Of the
Iown Council, and q copy thereof
mailed to his bereaved widow
BY order Of the Town Council Of
the Town of Malta, Phillips County,
State OF Montana.
B. w. BROCKWAY,
Mayor.
Attest:
ALLIN G.. ARNOT,
(Seal) Town Clerk.
The enterprise. [volume] (Harlem, Mont.) 1899-1926, 1916-02-17
For Sale.--A good second hand
gas engine. Inquire at this office.

For Sale.--A good second hand
gas engine. Inquire at this office.
Fl. G.. Robinson was attending to
business at his Woodbridge ranch
yesterday.
The weather moderated a great
deal Sunday night and since that
time this section of Montana has
been enjoying the incest weather
imaginable. While there is no Chi
nook the snow is setting very fast
and bare ground can be seen for the
first time in several weeks.
The coroner's inquest over the
killing of Bud Secrest was held at
the r. Y. Tucker undertaking par
lors Monday, at which time two wit
nesses from the country where the
killing took place, were in TO give
testimony in the case. Attorney
S5ias Of Chinook, was present to look
after the interests OF Blaine county.
The enterprise. [volume] (Harlem, Mont.) 1899-1926, 1916-02-17

Mrs j. R. Crabb departed the
first of the week for Rochester,
Mimi, where she will consult spec
ialists in the Mayo hospital, and
possibly submit to an operation.
D. p. Schmidt, who resides south
of Dodson, came down yesterday to
consult DR.. Clay. Mr.. Schmidt was
hurt last fall on a threshing ma
chine and has never fully recovered.
B. D. Phillips arrived last night
from Oakland, Cal, and will spend
a few days here attending to busi-
ness matters. Mr.. Phillips states
this is the wettest winter known in
California since 1S49.
X. Plouffe is the new mail carrier
between this point and West Aka
lai, and made his first trip yester-
day. The mail will go out twice a
week. on Wednesdays and Satur-
days. This will give the people of
the south country good mail SER
vice.