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The Bridgeport evening farmer. [volume] (Bridgeport, Conn.) 1866-1917, 1916-11-01

Captain Paul Koenig, Of the subma-
rine Deutschland, officially reported
his arrival at New London to Count
Won Bernstorff, the German ambassa
dor, saying that he had brought the
embassy a packet Of dispatches from
Berlin. A number of the dispatches
are believed to be duplicates of those
supposed to have been lost on the
The Bridgeport evening farmer. [volume] (Bridgeport, Conn.) 1866-1917, 1916-11-01

Bremen. DR.. George Ahrens, an at
tache Of the embassy, was sent to New
London as the personal representa-
tive of the ambassador who will fol-
How later.
1t is believed here that the Deutsch-
land will start on her return trip pos
itively next week with medical supplies
urgently needed by the German mill
tary forces.
The Bridgeport evening farmer. [volume] (Bridgeport, Conn.) 1866-1917, 1916-11-01
DEUTSCHLAND BRINGS $2,000,000 CARGO
SUBMARINES TO
TAKE our MAILS
TO BERLIN SOON

Washington Nov THE postoffice department is prepar
ed accept proposal submitted by Count Won Bernorf the
German ambassador that mails between this country and Ger
be transported in merchant submarines
this effect made today by Otto Praeger second
postmas general
The Bridgeport evening farmer. [volume] (Bridgeport, Conn.) 1866-1917, 1916-11-01

The residence Of c. C. Paulding, in
Irvington N. Y, was robbed Of jew
elry valued at 5000 while the family
was at dinner.
The Bridgeport evening farmer. [volume] (Bridgeport, Conn.) 1866-1917, 1916-11-01
TIE WEATHER

Fair tonight and Thursday; cooler
fresh wegt winds
Omaha daily bee., 1916-04-14
FARM AND RANCH LANDS


NebrsskH Lands.
FOUND g29 HefH unclaimed Homestead, !,
good soil AMPLE rainfall. AfteslaH
water near free timber pfiea 800
fliinn feaa and ali l. a. TfacV. VI
AfntEHBs Colo.
~ AcnEs fire alfalfa. grain and stpsk
farm. 4 miles from Broken Baa. must
be sold during April. sand for fes fipa
iign R6t NJ Hrgssn HaW, N6b.
ais pKH ACRE hugs 4 GOOD ~ acre
farm 81 miIea from gWata HsiTsa =
clifford gs hsmsa HiGa. 0nafA Web
seH Yefh Lsnas,
FF0Fff reality. net a pfofniss ] ggws
team hfHB. y aHfbAs kgga buildings.
. . s,"s ss,is lssgs y, ,s s,ls, se,s slAPst9 ~
f0f phWt1s n MHNsaa, zfN ~ hHiina
~ 8WFaRffNM n
Omaha daily bee., 1916-04-14
Nun 4tFruMuHiI.m WuNnNN

Tuh AtHruMaNilsB MnNnKn
Mass 4 tNu tfNNh uNt N NisAF NuFA
eaF E#sfFhaaf le bHFlh# lAla HEufH.
q tfHeh 4 Mtltta FaMF taAtaf4 pfMt
ieiu #4fd aRiiH tihH Nt4a fla AEHnta
eaNfWl fuF tsfilaallefs qsN MfA Nea
ttute#A# MttiilIW ca isF HN
tH gat@0liEt Et aAAiiisA #h o.
tsl HNtH tall iiHFiaa fsM
AlflSl CLEARING HOUSE
M NAHt l@Hglas NH
lTE n4tta iau t Mi4fp. EsA
fee ttrH44 Ht Htetf# H#@
LH tltNf8tllF NWi-f HFHNtt
iitFfp *4# lFHt a# lNfe
fMN gtWliNF HuHian fHht nfh ah
El#NA A As hHNh Nfttf W tt M
fl5iHs aNA f9H bIa AsaAh hfns l'azt
taNs fnF asia
Omaha daily bee., 1916-04-14
Cleanup Lot Sale
PRICES CUT 25%

Ths Of number of omahAs
nass residence additions
v@eant holdings In mis- dfv,
have instructed sI Kheas hts such attractive prices
and terms make them quiae1y
Prices ~ all nnsold Tots III
this addition being
cut 2 pM cent, remrdlea
of location improve
men4a
Easy Terms
reasonable hrst payment cash and
from $500 10 1000 par month.
aB@ n price o hat
being Offered reduction N 400 tzzB
tbs oths lots IN this addition been boBght for during
the Dast
establishsd grads There ar
vaIka curling cutters city and blue
and fine growing IN tho Darkine bs sneets
boaiey@dsd All the aboye improvements paid of
n q newly 1aaAnK up thia
addition, and fhes il also rood ssrset ssrvfee.
. already
eupaed and being bHut
This Ii big opportunity, but you1l have to quick
for there only few lots remaining In this addition
clip coupon printed t702
y or between Sunday. April ~.
a day bring this 70 z6tz NJ
tsm d. on sunday. April ts or on Sunday. April a.
EP Wright
ADDHEag-t7oa Phone Douglas zsze.
ADDRnas-zs2 North 4sth st. Sundays phons Walnut ssz
Omaha daily bee., 1916-04-14
sorth Dakota isnads.
WILL fhfI2.y.,s.,i2,, gg.titN Aho

IA horses. . cows 1 aafshs, II bFggd
seaa, VI thleHsha. 4 ihnatfat9ra, Z gang
pigma, f0fH plV@ss FHsdsg blu9sft egfn
planisF, 4 mDNaFas disc HfaAs Walking
ul0w flaming mill y NmKgns MANURE
spfaAdaF5 . sets h#fnHAs ard interest," IN
equity NlagAt8F 40 aefANs 1l@ AAfsH M
asf tl0W. balance pasture sud hay lhpd
snfi fiaH hlaek i0Hf8, an elM9 #abA0l
fFngtH house, large bafns AfauHFsst
chicken hUiiaa. hog n98Ah AID we'll 9f
ksad Hafaf f2ja8fsa miies fF9an 4
town ~ 1bG. N ttanenH fattHfft tts
extreme sglitheaHtsfH paft " Worth Ira
k6tA. Prize, iHeluaiHR fsef8Dfsi pfOps
srtYt. ti1 ~ aefs ~ y4lfs asai q &C.
egapAhg. fs shHbaft ul9k, sts Ksai,
Mimi
Omaha daily bee., 1916-04-14
25% Discount Coupon

ooipon bsafsr zgR aseeuAt from
pr0vffina presented t0Ksthsf with first p
bsweH HatHfdayt April ~ fbls and a8a
DAY, April a. 1915 y WRIGHT
wt be- see4psd ~ psFshaSe
price lot puthsasf un1sF sb1vs conditions
Omaha daily bee., 1916-04-14

F0h RhLG Bf 0WNER5
FiVa fho4aAHd Affea bsnak tsattafH
lends i1Fkhaastible fsffiiltY, Fig miles
from railroad eaHefsA Nth fair 1HH&
~ amk HHd ssh TIMBER 20 TnhltF
uNef3 #1af ffehA Aisg tNh sAN U1il4
sha control N HAlv million feet ~ lard
Mg0d stNdBHah AHafa@@ 5Hg, w
NAnksg. BaaHta9nt TsnHs. hnHfnsY fef
Owner
Omaha daily bee., 1916-04-14
NseHtiua Lands.
.fKlJE AND COPPER MIAfMs

IA iron and copper claims N Ngo!ninF
closest fu#AstiKaff0H A0ilfiiAd Hfil -
k1h1 ~ Ri#e Ba9 fHtl aAfAfts
AAaFssa q iVA HAA
ROT hALE 149A. faHehs AL iFr1astsdl
parrAf1al NHagF fiRhtas n miles fFpfa
Town Prize. tl11f0 Aadfsss ~.
Hee3
4B hFHE Wyoming haWasfaad.. : nfilss
from railroad station. plenty ~ fBfI1u4
wsfef aHa iif4liff wiil tf.as fgf ryfa
Omaha daily bee., 1916-04-14
REAL EsTATE TRANSFERS
NANNANfY nngall

cougfs4 ara f1tulmsa b. Ksr rlas aassaatss
ssa Aiesfsst egmssaH ~ sasua seyata
Omaha daily bee., 1916-04-14
AUTOMOBILES FOR SALE


roF snir
1914 ANU 1914 Fefd touring cara and
faad#feHs. tspaAssnEff oakland, 1851
gKsFbanled ard fepa5aF6d Al e0ndl-
Hegg H1l.k 99ek Fg91 . 1eh carry
isnd. IN rsrnsm man Il q paaai.s p,, a46. -
@K vll tfaaa 2g9 = hsW fsra faf your
Isbr@rniAL GARAGE 90.
16ff ara HmfuaY Doug KGt
AUTO WHgnR fa1 90. Hs W.. Mh III
All Kinds ~ repairing ard paffm M
aala Iss9 aafs bought ara s9iA
vEt,.ili, vEtg2 !, e4g " Y, njfi.J4iag ,.!lg, ~
tlf isW Fafnam M
HONE Mason ard sf5iek. in saod o9nAi.
ggn, etasp web 2siA
Aafs L.svr ana Garaass.
Aste HaDafrtnM and psiaffass
NHr AUTO hadlatof repaiF kefgi4a And
ntieas HKht zls y lstH NJ u fa1
fD feWef8 M mnaafia Ns can't Fapalf
Gails fsPaifef ragsaarfsf no " isfh
W. W fhfHY AUt1 repaifinF. III Il. Hfh
~ TKlaf M higtf. fsfd fTt4
1fGsha Ha9iat1f hep ~ 3S Faf IL ~,
Asto ffrss msa ~sppfiss.
5i0AT thfnw ANaY 9ia flfes w ma
ate nAY fifa from 4 giH ones sBs KaFa
Tgu MI III 1 V0IaaHiftn9 Co, ltis
Davenport ~ omaha, Aab
AUTO TIHK&
BKFHtffrs f1da ~ N9
DFU FfEF 30 Nii Chicago o.
EIeetrte Asfemohiiss.
Waffsf An5sfsgn. eapf ra9K siseiri6 IL
tsttstiss storsss w rarfsp,. d. 4sfz
AUTOMOBILE IissBa4ncE
RiKs, ThAn5 Liability ar6 PrabaFfg
Damage af Lowest Hates
NtLfsFt ELLIS a TJICMTBfyY4
sl1t4 CITY Nat NHhs B9K Doug 1sig
Omaha daily bee., 1916-04-14
AUTOMOBILES FOR SALE
LOOK THIS LIST OVER

aFN ~ IHTINs y F#ANVlltTNlh IsIFI9R
q, w. FRANCIS AUTO co,
GHa tWmam Asa faf u W Granger
upHs -
Omaha daily bee., 1916-04-14

ONE-H0oM-A II ACRE
FOUR BLOCKS TO CAR
House IL poor but lots good location,
city water IN street Only tsg0. ~
down go per month, including inter
est ASK for Mr. MaByliis
E HASTINGS n HEYDEN,
1914 IIsrnev gt. Phone Tyler 80
tTs A BffNdAfl5W HOME N s-r ana
bath, new, fully modern, living room
across front of house. has fireplace.
beam ceiling, bookcase and a number
Of other special faatnrasi furnace heat.
rooms all newly Asc0ratsd dandy east
front lot, all fenced. Price for quick
sale $40; 100 cash. balance monthly
Rssp Bros. t0s Mocagua. Douglas 1915.
CAN YoU BEAT TfIIbf
N. ail mod bungalow. t1D mo, H6
cash, full cor. LOT. p. front, fine loees
MoKlfrtck IL b, b. ~ ilss. T'yiar MOI.
WE have buyers and rsnssrs FOR MONIES
Of all sizes We show with autos We
get results. Call us Up
YDUNgMAN, 40 ON. Nat, ~. y. iTg
WIN. coLTAx---REAL ESTATE.
F6h aAflR,-A small frame house. 70 b.
moved Phone Douglas aYTb.
Omaha daily bee., 1916-04-14
FARM AND RANCH LANDS

lava f4@aAa,
ilR AunE improved ia~s farm. i MILD
en5d iHMni nlaaf II tunftnaMai al iaYel
fAFm lard Prizes $50 lt#f peFa Mli
tshA raaiARHaa ~ pMts pay w II N'fais
tAif EltF hAllHnnl MahA uldM 0nAhA
Al AGhEh. 4MleilN fullinK lAnA, Msasaff
tawm Nail improved aua hmf Ia aFass
N@ t#f haf# thaA FhtMnhAih haallrs
tNdN
ssisstssippl IanAs
~ K0t8 N#ht 8alae FsMai#nA spf NuAt
nAansR vs. eAH slea 800 THE haAt q
sFgNnA Investment tAaE thafn u W isnd
", Il. Smith Chi,
gill sallassl nAnt nlts
Omaha daily bee., 1916-04-14

NEMF t4l AtMh4l Nl
~ aNEHa mlis gFN8l tiAaiAaH HH pWhr
Ne HAt llH aifaa lnAef N0iilYNitah ~
aefg8 WlesaHM HN HEEAW EfhA M#rh
iFees hHA sfall ltWl tFaeH HaNn
IRiHtR1 H4NlArF h#AgH tlMeAa Ha6
eaN 09aaF @N atiiAiM#H hafw. ft2m
ffW tNHHed aMN s8aA taHsft ~ aftt4
iH NhsAf Mii tHtshia fs1aft q aF5HH
Nt p8HiHfet 4 tteas Fe.ts aHaA a6tl
#HA isfsfH siHa ata fNafa YEA hH5sa
tN6NN IN Msetia HH
4HNAH nAMhAtAa EAaMm Il maHtk
kaFN " acres EU8d ffaif ASA psNifft
lMNl Maat tHME N#thHfn M.h
F4 tAlF eva Address lAsk 81
tasAiuF MplinHs Ne
Omaha daily bee., 1916-04-14
REAL EsTATE OTHER GTlEs

Just finished y. ~. caDatofs oak, ngd
efB. Very fine, for a home l1 afaaii
t0Nu, N might take land Describe
fnuy and pnes III first Istlef. raul
ffeag, ji4 n i2th, Hpe0ln,
Omaha daily bee., 1916-04-14
MOVING AND STORAGE

GLOBE VAN a STORAGE
atnFAa, moves panka painai aahdras
van ard nleni 4 e per hauF storage,
u per month hatlafautiun guaranteed
Douglas ASS Ana HYlsr sNA
Omaha daily bee., 1916-04-14
north.
as'7a7ai75ilisaasas7
Good Home
Very Little Cash

Fiys-room cottage with bath: lAfgs
lott fine sbrnbbsry and fruit trses
Price, s,NO, Located 4iN North 18th ~
Norris Il Norris,
Omaha daily bee., 1916-04-14
REAL EsTATE-IMPRovED


W. L. sELBY d SONS. INSURANCE
Omaha daily bee., 1916-04-14
Officer with
American Security Co.

tJTIlGSN WIN
American Security CO..
m y, nth Ht. Douglas BGis
VIZ mo 81. nth 81, d nice zroom
apt. ~. Louis brick. 2nd floor. Good
condition.
tta.0o-j7Ba 80. 27th Bt.. n pics lroon lat
Yloor apartment. mod Good oondis
ton Tfiase are very good for the
snyG-i7Go 10. nth a.. a gpod s-room
modern house. TUHNfaHEp; p0as
eeeelon Immediately. Comfortably
furnished and a very good house
Tor the money.
sMl0~5i0 DO. 18th Ave. on the corner,
0 rooms and reception hall, mod
eTu, good houas. Tenant will show.
Possession fYlru ukdintsiy.
u. V, BTOLEB 20.
uc1is city Natl Bank Bldg. Doug. ~.
- H6UEf8 AND FLATS.
eAOo-s-R. %n No. 18th Street, partly
sno5F. na Onto Street, partly
asooSeR' ,a2ft'1 sss South 18th Avsuns. mod
ss1g-s.R.. 1909 Farnam Street, modern.
t4000-6-Ry--iH1 FarpAm Street, modern.
tA000-f-R.. 1929 Ifarney Street. modern,
very desirable,
eBOo-7- II. 5z2 South 18th Street, mod
srn, 1anttor service.
- GEORGE AND COMPANY.
M. t.xxem ~ TIA f4tu Nail Rank HfdR
Omaha daily bee., 1916-04-14
REAL. ESTATE WANTED

VA nj BflzA % 0sfDot i0t between iffh
and l9th sts.. between Capitol ave and
Cunning
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1916-04-09
WORKING BOTH ENDS.

That Is an extraordinary measure
OF opposing factions and please both
Of them. Yet that is what Is claimed
bill. The astute politicians who are
engineering legislation up at Washing
ton think they are going to be able to
disprovc Lincoln's epigram about
fooling all of the people all the time.
Part of the people are so anxious to
see the American flag restored to the
seas that they are willing to have the
government go into the business Of
buying and building ships, in competi-
tion with private capital Many
others. probably the majority, are op-
posed TO gobcrnment ownership and
operation OF shipping, preferring to
leave the matter open to private en-
terprise and legitimate competition.
Between these two opinions the
solons at the carital have not been
able to find happy medium, but
they are trying tc convince both sets
of contenders that the administration
bill is Just what they want. They
hope to catch them going and coming.
But, the more the question is studied
and discussed, the harder it is getting
for them to deceive anybody. The
bill is framed In pursuance of the
Idea that the government. through an
appcintive board, should be empow-
cred to buy, operate and lease ships.
There is no getting around this fact;
vet advocates of the revised bill are
trying to dispel opposition by insist
ing that II is not a government own
ership and operation measure and
that 1t will not interfere with legiti-
mate enterprise. Thus they weaken
tchir cause with those who really
favor federal ownership and at the
same time forfeit the confidence of
those who have read the bill and
knew that they ere lying about it.
The way of the decoiver is hard, for
fooling all the people at once is big
undertaking.
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1916-04-09
BLAMING THE OTHER FELLOW

So far the congressional investiga-
tion of the so-callcd meat trust does
not seem to be getting anywhere.
Every fellow who is called upon says
he is losing money and that somebody
else is to blame for high prices. The
packer, tho shipper md the producer
are all busy trying to fix the odium
on each other. while the consumer. in
the role Of the goat, looks on In pes
simistic wonder and speculates on
what will be the result, or whether
there will be any result. We all
know II takes money to buy meat, but
we do not know who is getting more
than his share of the benefit of our
hard earned cash But the investiga-
ton will go merrily on whether any
thing is accomplished or not. and the
people will pay the bill Congress is
glad to have some Investigations on
hand just now. They are useful
things in more than one respect.
They serve to distract public attention
from the real inactivity OF that body
and make it look like they were do
ing something to earn their salary.
They draw attention away from n
sober consideration of the shortcom-
ings OF the party In power. Besides.
as appearing to cater to public de-
mand for relief from the high cost of
living, as well as n widespread idea
that we ought to smite the trusts any
way on general principles, these in
vestigations are expected to have a
wholesome influence on the minds of
the voters who had begun to doubt
whether Democracy was really the
poor mans friend. There is nothing
like an appeal to class prejudice to
keep people from sober thinking. The
most that can be looked for is re
turn to that dreary round of probes,
prosecutions and dissolutions "a proc
css that sounds big, but never yet was
effective to clip the wings Of single
monopoly, But a lot OF perfectly good
Democrats will draw salaries and
costs while 1t goes on. even II the
Republicans do have to help foot the
bill.
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1916-04-09
CRISIS IN CHINESE AFFAIRS.
Leaders Are DESTROYS of Peaceful So
luton of PrOblcm.

SHANGHAI. April THE seces-
sion of Kwang Tung is considered i'm
portant here as observers of the sit
uation look upon it as pointing to the
probable downfall of Yuan Shi Kai.
1t is expected to lead to the defec-
ton of other southern provinces.
While the influence at Peking of the
vice president and secretary of state
may result in the peaceful solution
of the situation which the southern
leaders heartily desire, information
from well-informed foreign source
in Peking Is to the effect that Yuan
will fight bitterly.
The China Merchant Steamship
company has refused to transport
northern troops to Canton. Lack of
tonnage was given as the reason.
The United States cruiser Cincin-
natl Is on her way to Annoy. The
Galveston is due at Sawtow tomorrow
when the Wilmington will sail for
Canton.
1t is considered noteworthy that no
apprehcnsions are felt for the safety
of foreigners.
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1916-04-09
THE WONDERFUL WORLD.

Are you glad you're a part Of tho
wonderful world?
Are you happy in being in all the wide
plan
An atom with feeling and vision and
dreams,
With place on the paths that are
measured for man?
Do you look on the beautiful blue of
the sky
When the days are so clear and the
clouds have blown by,
And feel in your heart what privi-
lege possest
To belong to this wonderful world
with the rest?
To be part of its Joy and its light and
its cheer,
To be helping a bit with the lifting
of fear, I
The lighting of shadows that shroud
us at times,
To be part of it's laughter and music
and chimes?
Oh. wonderful world But more
wondrous than all
That He let's us, His creatures who
struggle and crawl,
Come into the glory and being and
glow
OF the days as they come and the
years as they go,
Baltimore Sun
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1916-04-09
THE TAGGART HANDICAP.

A merclful man is inclined to pity
those who are the victims OF misfor-
tune, even when they are indirectly
responsible for the conditions that
have caused the trouble. II Is diff
cult. however, to find room for pity
when the victim is directly and mex
cusably responsible for his own mis-
fortune. The Democratic party has
suffered for many OF It's own blunders
committed In an apparent sincere de-
sire to accomplish some good, but
Just now the Democracy of Indiana
H. suffering what looks very much
Ike an attempt to commit political
suicide right on tho eve of "A national
struggle. Democracy I'm the lloosler
state has shown a great deal Of
Virlity in the past even under n
heavy handicap, but whether II can
survive the combined effects OF a Re
publican landslide in the nation and
a desc of Tom Tlggart at home Is the
question that is just now worrying its
friends. Now 1t is said that Vice
President Marshall may be renomi-
rated to hold Indiana in the Demo-
cratic column and save the two seats
IN the senate which the IIoosier voters
Will have the disposal Of this fall. Mr.
Marshall may have all the qualifica-
tions Of an antidotc to the Taggart
poison, but we doubt If the remedy is
potent enough. Tho vice. president is
an estimable man and man upon
whom the public would wish no ca
lamity TO fall. but he is by no means
a great drawing figure in the politics
OF his own state, and popular regard
for the man is not strong enough to
overcome distrust Of the party. Had
that party been conscious of any re-
gard for Mr. Marshall's feelings. IT is
not likely that his bitter foe, Tom
would have been elevated to
the esnatorship.
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1916-04-09
THE MAN ABOUT
TOWN
The Last Cali.

The Town Critic has made q splen-
did campaign for the crippled child
ren. Yesterday the muse he has been
overworking sent note to the Man
About Town. confessing that she was
In state Of nervous exhaustion, and
asking in our prosaic way that we
make a last appeal. The first call
Of course was for the cripples. but
having escured the names Of all of
them. and finding that yet there Is
room. In treu biblical fashion we are
going out to compel others to come
In that our Joy may be full. we
have hunch that somewhere In
Tulsa is a boy or girl who has never
ridden in an automobile, and we want
to make a date with this youngster
to ride beside us this afternoon in
the biggest auto of the bunch. II
this offer is accepted, phone the name
and address to 900 before noon to-
day. and the machine will call Per-
SONS knowing OF children who do not
enjoy overmuch of the pleasures of
life will confer a favor upon us by
arranging to have them, go along.
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1916-04-09
The Tale Of q Dime.

The woman slipped a dime into the
glove on her left hand. She would
be at the subway In moment, and
the dime so placed would facilitate
matters. AS she passed the foot of
the bridge extension by the city hall
the ring Of coin as it struck the
pavement reached her ears. She saw
a dime rolling at her feet
A fat man, subway bound, also
heard and saw It, Both stepped to
pick it up. She was first. His hand
only found the dust from the side
walk.
II beg your pard on" he said as he
Strengthened up. rather red in the
face.
Not at ALL" she said. 81 thank
you for your courtesy" Then she
hurried downstairs.
Seated in the train, her gloved
hand involuntarily went up to her
hair. A dime dropred into her lap.
Then she understUo d.-Youth's Com
paLion.
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1916-04-09

the text for q new series Of sensa-
tional pronouncements from the press
Of tho country. We have been told
that Mr.. Roosevelt was afflicted with
mania for seeking publicity. but we
are beginning to believe that much OF
this notoricty Is thrust upon him
without any such thing as consulting
his pleasure. Let us at least be fair.
Roosevelt is dramatic by disposition.
but he has not courtod all the motor
iety that has como to him. Radical
as he Is In speech, he has been COM
paratively conservative when great
matters depended on his decision. Just
now he cannot crook his little finger
but some ambitious reporter has fit
and writes up a lot of guesswork
about the political significance of the
gesture. 1t is not to be supposed that
the redoubtable Teddy is worrying
over this fact; probably he is more
amused than otherwise, for he enjoys
excitement and is not susceptible to
pinprcks-yot II looks very silly to
the public. Mr.. Roosevelt recently
dinod with Senator Root at the Bacon
home In Now York, and Immediately
the senTtionalists of the. country be
gan to fiji their columns full Of con-
lecture about whether this meant a
coalition I'm favor Of Hughes or an
agreement on the oyster Bay man as
the logical Republican standard
bearer. Proba bly, it was neither, but
as these two political giants have
lately grown closer together IN senti
ment 1t was perfectly reasonable that
they should be socially friendly, espe-
cially as long as Mr.. Barnes was not
there to say grace over the repast. 1t
is possible that everything that Mr..
Roosevelt does may not have a politi
cal Significance. but the tongues of all
the political gossips get to wagging
every time he shows his head in
public.
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1916-04-09
Timely Tip.

How to elude your wife when she
insists that you positively must wear
your rubbers when you go out:
First. tell her you positively will
not do 1t. This will produce in her
an attitude of resignation, and she
will almost forgive you for not wear
ing them for giving her a chance to
act the role Of a martyr.
Second, say that you never wore
rubbers before you were married. She
will then tell you that you were al
ways sick. too. and will work herself
into a jovial glow by thinking what
good care she Is taking Of you.
Third, wear the Iubbers to keep
peace In the family.-Judge
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1916-04-09
Strangers.

Sir Henry Lucy, in his interesting
book Of memories. sixty Years in the
Wilderness. tells an amusing story
about Sir Frances Burnand. who was
long the editor OF Bunch. Sir Henry
and Sir Frances were talking togetbe er
at u big public function when very
important-looklng guest, arrayed in a
brilliant uniform, came up and effus-
lively shook hands with Burnand. who
appeared surprised.
II sec you don't know me from
ADAM" said the stranger.
"My dear SIR" answered Burnand
gravely. 81 didn't know Adam"