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The Beaver herald. [volume] (Beaver, O.T. [Okla.]) 1895-1923, 1916-03-16
RESPECT FOR MINISTER.

A saloonkeeper offered young min
lister $40 to help pay a church debt.
The money was needed very badly.
but the minister replied: before !
accept that contribution / must let you
know my attitude toward your bust.
ness. As long as ! an a minister
in this town ! shall fight your bust
ness as hard as know how. shall
tell the young men and Toys what you
viii do n them, and II get a chance
when election time comes / shall vot ,
TO put you out Of business The sa-
loonkeeper thrust the money toward
the minister and said: Take IL; /
wouldn't have any respect for you II
you didn't DO these very things"
The Beaver herald. [volume] (Beaver, O.T. [Okla.]) 1895-1923, 1916-03-16
THICK, GLOSSY HAIR
FREE FROM DANDRUFF
oIrlsl Besutify Your Hair! Make II
soft. Fluffy and LuRuriant-Try
the Moist Cloth.

Try as you will. after an application
Of Danderine. you cannot find a single
trace Of dandruf or falling hair and
your scalp will not itch, but what viii
please you most. will be after a few
weeks use, when you see new hair
fine and doWuy AZ frst-yes-but rea,.
ly new hair-growing all over the
scalp.
A little Danderine Immediately dou-
blss the beauty OF your hair No differ.
enee how duh. faded, brittle and
scraggy Just molgten a cloth with
DsndeTine and carefully draw il
through your hair. taking one small
strand al a time. The effect is i'm.
mediate and amazing-your hair will
be light. fluffy and wayy. and have an
appearance Of abundance: an incom-
parable luster. softness and luIdri.
ance. the beauty and simmer OF true
hair health
Get a 25 cent bottle OF Knowltons
Danderine from any store and prove
that your hair Is as pretty and soft
as any-tLat Il has been neglected or
injured by careless treatment-thsi's
all. ADV
The Beaver herald. [volume] (Beaver, O.T. [Okla.]) 1895-1923, 1916-03-16
DEAD SURE TO LOSE.

There are two things that are hur.
rying national prohibition" said a
brewery agent TO 8 W. c. T. U. wnm-
sn-'frst. the great new efficiency
basis in the Industrial world linen OF
capital and men OF the labOring class
have come 10 see that John Barley
corn does not pay in doiiars and
cents); and second, the enfranchise-
ment OF the women Of the United
States. II the big corporations do not
put Us cut Of business before long,
the voman's ballot viii dead sure"
The Beaver herald. [volume] (Beaver, O.T. [Okla.]) 1895-1923, 1916-03-16
'CASCARETS' FOR
LIVER, BOWELS
For SEX headache. bad breath,
Sour Stomach ard
constipation.

Get i1re7. bcx ror
No ODDS h0u b,at yozr liver. s,o-zrh
O. bo-els. low EEch yozr had
schss- kor Eiserz5ie azd urcozso-s-
axe yo1 are from o01s-fps-fo1. f1diEss
tio0- bilio1szsss sat slzgEish bowels
-yoz Always get the desired result.
WITH Czsczrs.s
Dcz't les yozr Esozach. liver ard
bowels Ezks yoz miserable. Take
CAscsrsts tonighi: pgt an Ed to tie
hssdacks. bIlio1E1sss. diIEfnesz. re-T-
oEszess, sick- soar. gzssy stomach.
b1rkzcAs and all cher distress:
cleanse yozr Inside organs Q. all the
bic. Ezsss ard eozstipatsd natter
uhich is p-o3Ecing the misery.
A i0-ceui boz means health hzppt
rsss and = clear had for months
No more days of gloom and distress
- yo1 -fl take q CEsczret noE and
thea All stores sell Cssczrets Don :
forget the childreu-thetr little in
s'tes need a cleansing. too Adv.
The Beaver herald. [volume] (Beaver, O.T. [Okla.]) 1895-1923, 1916-03-16
HAVE ROSY CHEEKS
AND FEEL FRESH IS
a OalSY-TRY THIS!
ssYt sart 60 80 ss-.r U.h
eezs-Ns.. s.fs-e s-.ssfsSt
sfi-ea So 80 EsrL

To So tss tt-Es C kszltkT b,ooz
= yoEr ta1s. N sss yozr sEt. get
eis4rsr 1-i cisarsr. % wake - riik-
CT kszszrEs- kackzcks. coats1
tooE.s o. = zLEsT trsziA- f. fEct 70
fee yer tss;. tsy n az tzy os;- i1st
TT lsEtshaihi-g sTsry zo-ulaE far
c-s week
Bs,o-s breaffas. sack csy. 6rf-k .
Elzss q real hot rltsr VIII = tea
s5oo1tzi o lizssio-s pk9s5sSts n y
as a HARNESS meas o, Esssi-x ,ruz
the E;ozs1s. liTsr. ki5rsyE Az k,yusls
ths prsTsDzs ssy's in1iEsEslhis v1E..
soET tie al torlzE. ikzs ciszzss-g.
sEestszi-E al 51r.fyizg the sztirs
allzsEta-y czEEl befg-s p-ttirg Eo-s
food l-to TIE s-c-z1ch- Tie sc1ioz %
-; water all H=ss;0-s pAotSssts %
A. szp<y EtD=lEca ts Ec-5s-f.lfy II
Vigo-z;trE L cisA-s CT al TIE sDsr
ss-ze-fatiozs. gzses sz1 scs1i;y al
gives o1s . s.lso1s1 spPstits tos
trssEtzE--
A garter po1z1 o. ifzss-O-s phos-
paz.s VII coss vsry little a; yo1r drug
giss O. Es1eTzl Etors. t-f Is sz1cie1t
to dsEo1Etrzfs thai !Est a. sap ard
koe water elsz-Esa. EEeefs1s ard
tresksns TIE Ekin. % 10; water ard
hzss;o1s Phosphate sct O. ne blood
ard izferuzi organs Tbose Nko are
s-b.scf % eocstipztjon. biiio1s attacks,
scid E.O1-zch. rhs-1zi5c tE3nzsa. also
;hOss uhOss skin il EzlioE and coz
plsIioa pziiic. are assured that Oos
week of iDzi1e- bathing Eill have them
boih booking and feeling be,tsr N sy.
sEY vzy.-AdT.
The Beaver herald. [volume] (Beaver, O.T. [Okla.]) 1895-1923, 1916-03-16
TEMPTING FUTURE SOLDIERS.

In Britain 100000 men have ap
piled for service. One million have
been rejected II peace standards were
being applied 100000 would have
been rejected. Commenting upon this.
DIR. c. W. Saleeby, the eugenist. says:
We tempted the future soldiers with
drink az sixteen This million OF re-
iected men were once younger" He
also says: NO instructed German
would deny the fact that his own coun.
try's figures are worse"
The Beaver herald. [volume] (Beaver, O.T. [Okla.]) 1895-1923, 1916-03-16

in small quantities in and uR,n the
skin OF cattle which are repeatedly
dipped in arsenical dips.
The discovery Of the European AZ
warble in certain sections OF the SOrtl
makes this pest significant to northern
cattle raisers and to those who import
pUre-bred or other cattle from these
sections. During the winter and spring
E0uths considerable numbers Of pure
bred live stock are purchased in the
northeastern states and are shipped 70
various parts OF the country. II is
urged that al animals thus transport
ed be examined BY the purchasers and
all gTubs destroyed during the spring
and summer Animals purchased a.
any season OF the year may harbOi
these pests. In the winter and spring
they will be found beneath the skin on
the back. while at other times Of the
year the grubs are elsewhere IN the
body OF the host, and II will be necss-
sary 10 watch for the appearance OF
these grubs during the following sea
son. In those states In which regis
tration Of all imported animals Is re
quired Il would be comparatively easy
for the authorities 10 follow up such
importations and see that any Earbles
are destroyed.
The Beaver herald. [volume] (Beaver, O.T. [Okla.]) 1895-1923, 1916-03-16
COMPARE TrEsE FIGURES.

COMPARE THESE FIGURES
WY q 1roAf5itiOa se-ttns1t max
f-E szeh r-psd strides II Ohio' Here
are so-s facts that nay partly sns-er
the cues-io1-
he IS dry OHIO counties sent 70
ths State Industrfzl school. during the
year. rs boys Tie ~ vet eoEC;ies.
ertitlsd b. population to SEED rs.
cent go
TIE 4s 6ry eoznties sent to the
pea.teuiiA-y I0s. Ths ~ vet ooun-
ties. entitled By population 20 send
SIS. sent sos-
TIE As dry eouniies sent to the re
fcr-Atory g. The - ret counties.
entitled By population TO send 24s,
seat So
TIE a. dry counties sentenced TO
uorkho1ses lis. The l3 vet counties,
entitled By population to send sS4.
seat ss7.
TIE IS dry counties sentenced TO
izIl Imprisonment 4s7. The 90 vet
counties. entitled BY population to
sead 1851. sent z.s4s with Cleveland
not reported TO add to the wet sids).
The as dry counties expended for
maintenance Of Jail prisoners s2l.-
3Islos. The - wet counties. entitled
By population 10 i53.s4s.ls. spent
sl5e.T50 with Lucas and Clark coun-
ties and the cities o. Toledo and
Springfield not reported TO add TO the
vet sitei.
Cost Of izil prisoners in As dry coun-
ties. one year. s2i.3Is0s. Cost in one
vet county alone CHzmiltonl. with
only one-third ss many people. S2l.-
137eo.
The Beaver herald. [volume] (Beaver, O.T. [Okla.]) 1895-1923, 1916-03-16
Whenever You Need q General Tonic
lake Groves

[he Old Standard Groves Tasseless
chill Tonic is equally valuable as a Gen
er1i Tonic becz1se II contains the well
EnoEn tonic properties o. QUININE and
IRON L acts on the Liver. Drives out
Malaria, Enuches the Blood and Builds
aP tie Wrols System 50 centS
The Beaver herald. [volume] (Beaver, O.T. [Okla.]) 1895-1923, 1916-03-16
DON'T LOSE ANOTHER HAIR
Treat Your Scalp With cUtieura and
Prevent Hair Falling. Trial Free.

For dandrur. itching. burning scalp.
the cause Of dry. thin and falling hair,
Cuticura Soap and Ointment are most
effective. Touch spots Of dandrufi and
itching With Cuticura Ointment. Then
shampoo with Cuticura Soap and hot
water. No treatment more successful.
Free sample each by mail with Book
Address postcard. Cuticura. Dept L.
Boston. Sold everywhere.-Ady.
The Beaver herald. [volume] (Beaver, O.T. [Okla.]) 1895-1923, 1916-03-16
Perfectly Apuzrent-

He boasts thA, he Is = self-mzas
nzn.
He shouldn't Its unnecessary.
Anyboy can see that he's not the
soTk Of an expert
The Beaver herald. [volume] (Beaver, O.T. [Okla.]) 1895-1923, 1916-03-16
sIoaan for paIrxmsn.

More land in alfalfa and less In pas
ture Is q new slogan for dairy farmers.
On the same principle II they will save
one OF their full silos till midsummer
they viii gain excellent result.
The Beaver herald. [volume] (Beaver, O.T. [Okla.]) 1895-1923, 1916-03-16
RECIPE FOR GRAY HAIR.

To half plat of water adj l on BaT Ram,
sBkn bOK Of BATbo CamDOund- sui \ on q
giyoert.>- Apply 70 the hair twice q week
Bntii IL b-oOnses The ds,ir-i shade Any .ug-
gist can pat this Up o. yO1 eAn mir Il al
hone At very litils coat II will grAdually
darken Etrezksd, fzded gray hair. and re
moves dsedrud- IL Ia eIesllent for fNlling
k.lr Asd viii make hAr,h hAlr s0f, and glossy
IL viii nos eoior the scalp, Is nOs siicky %
grsasy, GLd does uot ruo Of-AdF.
The Beaver herald. [volume] (Beaver, O.T. [Okla.]) 1895-1923, 1916-03-16
cOXEIEn RY ALL

but possessed BY few--a beautiful
head OF hair. II yours Is stresked with
gray. or Is harsh and stiff. you can re-
store II TO It's former beauty and lus-
ter by using La Creole Hair DresS
Ing. Price sl.00.-Ady.
The Beaver herald. [volume] (Beaver, O.T. [Okla.]) 1895-1923, 1916-03-16

Miss Geneva MoescT. twenty-One,
succeeds her deceased father as audi
tor Of 81. Clair county. Missouri
The Beaver herald. [volume] (Beaver, O.T. [Okla.]) 1895-1923, 1916-03-16
soAP rs STRONGLY ALkALINE

and constant use will burn out the
scalp. Cleanse the scalp by shampoo
ing with La Creole" Hair Dressing.
and darken. in the natural way, those
ugly. grizzly hairs Price. sl0O.-Ady.
The Beaver herald. [volume] (Beaver, O.T. [Okla.]) 1895-1923, 1916-03-16
The Test.

How can / be sure you love my
daughter for herself aloneg
Put all her money in my name and
see II don't marry her anyhow"
The Beaver herald. [volume] (Beaver, O.T. [Okla.]) 1895-1923, 1916-03-16
THE GIRL WITH A
CLEAR SKIN WINS

II you. too. are embarrassed BY a
pimpIy, blotchy. unsightly complexion.
Just try Resinol Soap regularly for a
week and see II II does not make u
blessed difference In your skin. In
severe cases a little Resinol Ointment
should also be used Resinol Soap
helps TO make red. rough hands and
arms soft and white. and to keep the
hair healthy and free from dandruh.
Resinol Soap contains no free alkali;
sold By all druggists ADV.
The inventor Of a three-legged step
ladder Gains IL will stand more rig.
idly on uneven surfaces than II Il
had four legs.
The Beaver herald. [volume] (Beaver, O.T. [Okla.]) 1895-1923, 1916-03-16

Concrete post bases TO give longer
life TO ~orn-Out fence posts have been
patented BY a New York inventor.
The Beaver herald. [volume] (Beaver, O.T. [Okla.]) 1895-1923, 1916-03-16
seek 70 Solve eIs Problem.

Two English scientists, who are en-
perimeuiIng. expect to solve the prob
lem Of producing electricity directly
from coal without using q steam en-
CINE and dynamo.
The Beaver herald. [volume] (Beaver, O.T. [Okla.]) 1895-1923, 1916-03-16
womAN,s cRownINe GLORY

Is her hair. II yours is streaked with
ugly, grizzly. gray hairs. use La Gre
ole" Hair Dressing and change IL In
the natural way. Price s1.00.-Ady.
The Beaver herald. [volume] (Beaver, O.T. [Okla.]) 1895-1923, 1916-03-16
ESoe- Advice.

What would you do about this
deadlock
Get key TO the situation
The Beaver herald. [volume] (Beaver, O.T. [Okla.]) 1895-1923, 1916-03-16

A method By which all liquors can
be solidifed into tablet form has been
invented by a French chemist
The Beaver herald. [volume] (Beaver, O.T. [Okla.]) 1895-1923, 1916-03-16

-Dsd that var stock y0a bought 60
up
NO; exactly. Il blew up
The Beaver herald. [volume] (Beaver, O.T. [Okla.]) 1895-1923, 1916-03-16

seaweed is made into y composs
ton to take the place Of bone for han
dies OF cutlery.
The Beaver herald. [volume] (Beaver, O.T. [Okla.]) 1895-1923, 1916-03-16
Its Mission.

81 have bought new sleepy-hollow
chair for the parlOr.'
Pop. is that for the carpets napT
The Beaver herald. [volume] (Beaver, O.T. [Okla.]) 1895-1923, 1916-03-16

Always prg1d % shor white el0.Ass
PED CrDzs Bah Bi1s does nzEs tbsn
sk.ts. Al Erooert. Adv.
The Beaver herald. [volume] (Beaver, O.T. [Okla.]) 1895-1923, 1916-03-16

Many a buffer has a wife that he
is unable TO bluf.
The Beaver herald. [volume] (Beaver, O.T. [Okla.]) 1895-1923, 1916-03-16

The orange tree is the only one
which bears fruit and blossoms at the
same time.
The Beaver herald. [volume] (Beaver, O.T. [Okla.]) 1895-1923, 1916-03-16

A saturated solution OF celluloid In
banana Oh makes a durable Lacquer
far brass
The Beaver herald. [volume] (Beaver, O.T. [Okla.]) 1895-1923, 1916-03-16

Albert Hargreaves, a Paterson. ".
J., policeman. has fallen heir TO Sl25.-
900.
The Beaver herald. [volume] (Beaver, O.T. [Okla.]) 1895-1923, 1916-03-16

THIS rs THE AGE or YOUTH.
Yea will Iook ten years younger Il yoC
earken your Ugly. grizzly. gray hairs b
1nng la Creole Hair Dressing ADV
The Beaver herald. [volume] (Beaver, O.T. [Okla.]) 1895-1923, 1916-03-16

Treading on other peoples toes viii
never get you very far.
Saturday news. (Watertown, S.D.) 19??-19??, 1916-11-16

of the election OF Mr.. Wilson. About
all the musicians that could be scraped
together were employed to furnish
the music. The principal feature Of
the parade was that which included
General Mark w. Sheafe leading a
donkey on which sat w. w. Wilson,
better known as aWoodrown Wilson.
The donkey emitted a succession OF
brays now and then which but added
to the amusement Of the spectators
and caused a discordant trennor to
run through the band music. Various
short speeches were made at the Goss
hall following the unique parade:
Herman Obenauf and George Leary
brakemen on the st. Louis railroad
have been bound over to appear in
federal court. They were brought be
fore Judge Nicholson, the United
States commissioner, on the charge
of stealing beer in transit. They arr
charged with having broken into
freight cars and taking beer there
from. presumably for the purpose D
| selling the same, inasmuch as 1T wal
claimed that they had stolen severa
hundred bottles Of the liquid. TIL
men were held in bonds IN the sun
OF $500 each and until their band.
we're signed were turned over 4
United States Marshal Clausen.
Mrs. Lottie Kruckman arrived ii
the city from California a few day
since, having come to- be with he
mother during the winter, AIRS. Howl.
Esot enjoying the hest of health. Nh
Kruckman viii paddle his own ca
/ NOE lii the west during the winter
where he is engaged In the real es
tate business 1T Will be recalled tina
Mr.. and Mrs Krncknaan started 10
the west in their ear, but. having en-
countered some VERY bad roads be
fore they passed through the glnab'
Saturday news. (Watertown, S.D.) 19??-19??, 1916-11-16
Local Happenings

We are here at your service. Walk
er the Tailor, 296 E. Kemp.
Hrs. John Noodle has returned from
the twin cities and Mankato where she
visited friends.
Mrs. j. d. Kelton was over from
tfenry the fore part OF the week, do
ing some shopping.
Ever see THE Other Mans Wifepe
well. she'll be 1t the Metropolitan
tomorrow night.
Avoid chilly room in the morning
by. using Coles Hot Blast Heaters.
They preeynt colds and sickness.
The skating rink is expected to be
ia readiness for use within the near
future if this cool weather continues.
For Sale-Bargains in secondhand
autos. Mitchell Sales Rooms, 123 S..
Broadway, opposite postof1ice. 23tf
You need an Overcoat. See Walker
the Tailor, 206 e. Kemp.
Some Of the automobile radiators
were caught in the stiff breeze Of last
week.
Miss Helen Bronson went to Sioux
Falls Friday TO visit at the home Of
her brother, Howard Bronson.
The weather man has consented to
let it warm up a few notches. for
which he has the thanks of the com
munity.
Geo. K. Burt, the South Shore
banker, was down from the northern
part Of the county yesterday, attend
ing to business matters.
County Auditor r.. S Johnson and
Mrs. Johnson drove over to Willow
Lakes 10 spend Sunday at the home
OF Mrs. Johnson's parents.
Saturday news. (Watertown, S.D.) 19??-19??, 1916-11-16
they sold their auto and covered the
balance of the Journey by train.

- ~ 49, NA@0
balance Of the journey BY train.
We used to get eggs for s cents per
dozen; they now cost us SO cents and
before the winter lis oFer-if the war
continues and the hens strike Isl not
called of-they will cost 10 cents or
better right here where we grow EN-:
Then again, there's the old rooster we
used to purchase for 10 cents which
now costs us anywhere from rs cents
to 81. Flour, meats, potatoes, butter,
Inilk-the common necessities of life
are higher than a cats back, but the
price OF the country newspaper in SO
out of every 100 cases, has remained
stationary at the old $3.50 rate. The
printer is up against 1T good and hard
and the only salvation for him is to
raise his rates and prices.-Exchange,
Mr.. e. 0yergaard. secretary and
treasurer of the Snutk Dakota Pack.
ing and Shipping Co, arrived last
/ Saturday from Sioux Falls, whittier he
had gone to complete the details fol
removing his family to this city, sc
that he might enjoy the pleasures OF
/ home life while attending to the office
management or the conpany's inter
ests. Mrs. Overgaard viii be extend
/ ed a most cordial welcome to the
city, with the hope that she may find
her residence here TO be rs congenia
las ii was in her former home. Mr.
Osergaard. as stated heretofore, wa
connected with the packing plant q
Sioux Falls for some time, but for tfs
1.-Two or three years preceding his re
mavaI 10 this city was connected viii
one Of The leading banks of the south
era city.
Quite a bunch OF Watertown bogl
went down to Sioux Falls last SAT
/ urday morning to witness the foot
/ ball game between the South Dasot
university and Notre Dame. The lal
Saturday news. (Watertown, S.D.) 19??-19??, 1916-11-16
its ecod II 4 Comes frsr Halbkars
Chas. F. Halbkat
Jeweler and Scientific Op6cian
Watch Inspector for Four Railroads
WATERToWh, 5. 8.


Geo. n. MARQUIS. LAWYER. lExsJudge
circuit COURT Heegaard Block 26tf
Hon. a. c, johnson arrived In the
city last week to spend a few DAYS at
the home of his daughter, Mrs. ]. q.
Mcfarland
Hobo Day. at the State College
wasn't SO bad, after all, despite the
threats of the weather man that he
would do something objectionable.
Many tickets have been sold for the
Choral Society's entertainment to be
given tomorrow evneing in the Meth
odist church.
Do you shovel right handed or left
handed! If o don't know, ask Cy
Williamson or John Moodie-they
don't agree.
M. T. Cogan and J. G. Schultz were
up from Sioux Falls, attending to bust
ness matters, the fore part Of the
week.
MI. U. L. Freed and Mr.. Earl Sonrs
have formed d partnership for engin-
eering services. They have establish
ed an Office on Second street N. e.
Mr.. and Mrs. Stitzel x. Way and
Mr.. and Mrs. A. j. Albrook went to
The twin cities last week to be absent
over Sunday
Herbert Hanson came up from Bad.
ger TO spend Sunday at the home OF
his parents, ar. and Mrs. Fl P. Han
son.
Don't forget the Choral Society
musical program tomorrow night. It's
one of the best you viii geta chance
Ito hear for the season.
Hon. E. w. Anderson was o7ei
from Clark last week. attending g
business matters. He was acccsIl
panied by Mrs. Anderson.
Miss sara Reeve. county superin-
tendent Of schools. returned from
Bookings where she attended the
conference of county superintendents
Carl W. stutenroth Of Mason City
Ia, who was in the city last week
visiting at the home of his father
former Mayor C. w. ~Sultenroth, re
turned home the first of the week.
We can make you the best Suit OF
oyercoat in town. Walker the Tailor
206 e. Kemp.
1.-The Other Mans Wife" at the
Metropolitan tomorrow friday ev
ening This is presented by GaskiI
& Macvitty, and is replete with pleas
ing situations and dramatic climaxes
Miss Ruth Case, Miss Thresa Lamn
and Mrs. Jensen went to Brookings
Friday to attend the State COLLEGE
Hobo Day exercises and to visit viii
friends.
The first dance of the season, Civ
en- by the Raven Club, was largely at
tended last Thursday evening ia tn
Goss hall. The occasion was a yer.
delightful inc for all present.
The government thermometer, KEEP
by r. @. Wood, registered four de
grees below zero Tuesday morning
and three degrees below ~yesterda!
morning.
William Cochrane, assistant cit,
engineer, departed for his old, colleg'
home at Ames, Ia, the first of tn
4 T4EB X
Saturday news. (Watertown, S.D.) 19??-19??, 1916-11-16

ter won by a considerabIe score
against the South Dakota boys. Some
OF the Watertown spectators WefN In
cli1ed to think that the university
lads lacked training Along the lines
essential to win from d good team,
such as Notre Dame. The Water
town contingent states, however, that
there was every evidence that the
chief Of the cheering gang. who
was Wilbur Fletcher, had been suf-
icientiy trained.
The editor took IN a few dollars on
subscription, says an exchange, and
blew IT all in on eatables, determined
to get filed up for once. And such q
dinner as he did eat, After the feast
he waddIed over to the Office and sat
down IN the old easy chair. III few
minutes the door opened and several
townsnen entered. announcing de.
sire TO pay up back subscriptions and
a few years In advance. Other fol-
lowed quickly and In d short time the
ONCE was crowded and the noise Of
clinking dollars was almost deafen4
ing. Out III front two farmers were
asking as to where the editor wished
them 10 deposit The loads 81 ana
potatoes they had hauled ii, and edgs
lng their way through the crowd I'D
the ONCE. four Oh the leading Iae1s
chants shouted areqHest for adysrts
ing contracts SIGNING up for ~
}ss,r $50 ~ TN. ~ s v.ys$S.
gresIng fnTthis manner for sometime
and the editor beaan SIZE bis way
toward meeting expenses Just a. he
reached for the fourth receipt book
he fell out Of the chair and woke mp.
But such a heavenly dream.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1916-08-03
INDIANS CALL PhONO-
GRAPH A HOODOO

Z Members of Hood Rivers Indian
colony, located on high point jutting
into the Columbia river just north of
town, declare discarded phonograph
presented several weeks ago to George,
ninety year old patriarch of the tribe s
remnant, by an admiring white friend
to be bad medicine" Old George
visited local music stores and command
eerring needles and few records was
taught how to play his new possession.
In the past week he has been giving
continuous concerts. The ragtime airs
were pleasing to his fellow tribesman
and tribeswomen. but we're worrisome
to the dogs of the village.
Aroused by the Instruments rythmic
noise the dogs have gathered at short
distance from Georges hut, where
they joined in a chorus of weird howls.
Saturday Marshal Carson was asked by
Indian Peter to visit the village and
investigate. Peter says that three OF
his favorite dogs died sudden. horrible
deaths. He thinks they were the vic
Tins of The phonograph.
Mr.. Carson thinks the dogs ate pois.
oned bait placed around nearby
slaughter house to exterminate rats.