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he is a finished product.

he is a finished product.
1--WE have frequently called atten-
ton to the fact that 50 per cent of
the boys of the United States are
obliged to go to work to support
themselves at the finish of their
common school education, going
without the vocational training
which they want and need. The Vo-
cational Army schools would give
every boy, whether his parents are
poor, well-to-do or rich, an equal
chance to get practical education
and at the same time fit himself to
help defend his country.
1.-The federal government would
be doing only what it now does, in
furnishing military instruction,
board and lodging, clothing and
equipment to its regular soldiers,
and half expense, for it would not
pay salaries TO the students. the
states would be doing only what
they should do, in furnishing edu-
cational facilities for their citizens.
The young men attending the Voea-
tional Army schools would not be
kept out of productive work, as the
regular soldiers are. When the sol
der goes back to civilian life, ms
productive capacity is not increased
but when the graduates OF the No-
cational Army schools go into their
trades, occupations and professions
their productive capacity and earn
ing ability will be increased many
fold.
Under the Vocational Army
school plan 90 per cent of the youths
of the United States would become
fit men to defend their country IN
time Of need"
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TRAINS ARE SWEPT
FROM THE TRACKS
THREE TRAINS HAVE BEEN DE-
sTRoYED BY SNOW SLIDES
IN COLORADO.
Two Persons Have Been Killed as "A
Result of the Worst Snow
storm i'm Many Ycar>.-A
Blizzard II Raging.

GIlNNISON, Colo, March 2.--The
worst snow storms in this section in
many years have resulted in nine
snow slides on a two-mile stretch OF
the Denver and Rio Grande tracks
in Black canyon. Three trains have
been destroyed and two lives lost.
A wrecking train sent out to re-
lieve q passen ger train which was
cut in two yesterday by slide was
struck by an avalanche 500 feet
wide today and brushed into the
waters of the canyon. The engine
of the wreeking train was buried
under the snow None of the crew
were injured.
a gale and blizzard has delayed
laborers in digging stalled trains
and recovering the bodies OF the pas
seners and express messenger who
were crushed 10 death in the first
train wreck yesterday. The canyon
is completely blocked by enormous
drifts.
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TEXAS j MEN WILL
MEET IN BANQUET
PLEASING PROGRAM Is ARRANG-
ED FOR ALUMNI MEETING AT
HOTEL ROGERS TONIGHT.
Texas University Alumni of Ellis
County viii BE Present TO Par
take of Feat and Hear
Program.

The University of Texas alumni OF
Ellis county will hold their annual
banquet at Hotel Rogers tonight. A
most interesting program has been
arranged and most delightful meet
ing is expected. Judge +. l.. Haw-
kins will act as toastmaster and the
program will include the following
speakers;
The day we celebrate-Wil Han
cock.
From pie counter to hard work
y. C. Lumpkins,
Reflections of an aiumnus-c. ~
Supple.
The law and profits-Geo. Cole
man.
"Reminiscences ]. Spencer.
Harmless error-John Poindexter.
L.awless emarks-Henry TREY.
10 We generation Of yipers-G. 3
Winn.
Ambitions of a country lawyer
Tom Ball.
Fundamental Error-R. L. sulIi-
van
Weight OF AuthorIty-w. l. Hard
ing
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PATRICK's CHAPEL.

Preaching was very we'll attended
Sunday eonsidereing the gloomy
Gather.
Mr. b. r Jones. who has ben on
the sick list the past week. Il not
doing very well at this writing We
all hope he will soon be fully ~
covered.
Mrs II. H. Stages Is reported on
the sick list
Mr. Jim Grimes OF sisk. Texas.
visited friends and relatives In this
community last week.
Mesdaes L. l.. and j. w Gibson
spen tone evening last week with
Mrs. j. o Murray.
Little Louise and Maud holland
and Maud Gibson spent "Wednesday
night with Bessie Lowell
Rev. Robertson took dinner with
Mr.. and Mrs. Hursheil Davenport
Sunday.
Mr.. oscis Sanford and virgis Sal
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JANUARY TERM COURT
WILL END THIS WEEK
MANY ORDERS HAVE BEEN y,pr
TO DISPOSE OF THE CASES
FOR PRESENT TERM.
Judge Hawkins VIII Go tn kaufman
Newt Week To Open March
Term of Court There.
Motion Heard Today.

The January term Of distric
court will close during the presen
week, in fact practically all order,
have been made except on motion,
for new trial. The following order,
have been made:
Joshua johnson. selling intoxicat
ing liquors, dismissed.
Charley Douglas. theft from per
son, continued.
Della Fields. theft from person
continued on account Of absence o
witnesses, and Rufus Chase fine,
800.
Ben Williams, burglary. con
tinued.
Vernon McCauley, assault to mur
der. dismissed.
John Binkley, assault to murder
dismissed.
M. F.. Williams, embezzlement
continued.
w. A. Chambers, passing counter
felt. continued.
Q. +. Maris. fraudulently dispos
ing of mortgaged property, con
tinued.
Kid Mcfarland, robbery, sen
fenced five years in the penitentiary
George Carpenter, robbery, sen
fenced five years.
Will Boyd, forgery, defendant
having subsequent to verdict in thi.
case been convicted of felony II
this court. the suspended sentenc,
is vacated, and sentence becomes ac
cumulative.
Jess Mcknight. selling whiskey
valves time and is sentenced to two
years in the penitentiary.
Clifford Garrison, seduction, con
tinued.
Ed Hawkins. burglary. waive.
time and sentenced TO two years.
Tom Tanner, theft of animal. con
tinued
Carson p. Reed, burglary, con
tinued.
1 Herschell Venable, seduction, con
tinued.
Lewie Battle, assault TO murder
continued.
Sherman Flowers, forgery, waiY
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MOTION FOR Mt...,
DENIED BY tn :
ATTORNEYS IN JOHNNY Q
rasE GIVE NOTICE -
PEAL IN COURT TOi
Celebrated Murder Case
Taken To- the Higher Too
Final Di~positioa--Co
test spirited.

Judge +. L. Hawkins thi
noon deaIed eounsel's mos.o
new trial In the Johnny
murder case and notice or
was given Johnson. charge
the murder OF Jack Jones
Jackson garage on the night
raary -. 1915. is making al
etc effort TO escape the gallo
torneys Sullivan and polnde,
fighting hard to save the
neck. Ia the amended motto
for new trial il was set up
verdict was too severe for q
mony. 10 which the state m
swer submitting statements
we're not admissible In .
The case Is one or interest I
out the county.
Johnny Johnson was ARE
April OF last year. before Joe
vas executed for tho same
but lha stoutly maintains
roeence. On trial here dur
present term OF court he y
victed and sentenced To deaf
ton for new trial was filed
on the judges refusal TO grl
trial notice OF appeal was civ,
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NJ .ER, .s-ssg sSaiterflald Of Ovllla
spent Saturday might at MIR. Jim
Cibson's
Mr.. and Mrs. Eulin Robiuett en-
tertained the young folks witr ~
party Thursday night All reported
a nice time.
Mr.. and Mrs. Dee Bunch spent
Sunday with Mr., and Mrs. G r.
Tune.
Mrs. Della Lowell and daughter,
Frances. called on Mrs. Washington
one evening last week.
Messrs. Linn and Oscar Nelson
and Philip Curry. and Miss RUBY
Cummings took dinner ~ Mr. jeff
Kinks Sunday.
Mrs. Jet Robnett spent one after.
noon last week With Mrs. Hattie
Lou Bunch.
Mrs. J. W Howard and Mrs. ] h.
Hudson spent Sunday with Mrs J. G.
Loyeli
DR.. and Mrs A G. Miller spent
Sunday with MIR and Mrs. A. r.
Miller.
Little Lorene Aisup has returned
home after spending a few weeks
with her grandfather. Mr. J y,
Aisup. OF sardis.
Mrs. J. n Howard and Mrs J, -.
Hudson spent Tuesday evening with
Mrs. c. Hudson.
Eunice Stages spent Sunday with
Ocie Gibson.
Ars. Jim Grimes returned home
Friday accompanied by his sister.
Mrs. Hattie Lou Bunch. who Will
spend few days with her parents.
Mr.. and Mrs. r.. r. Crimes.
Mr. Houston Hudson attended the
box supper at sardis Friday night.
.
The Daily Light gives the re<s
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money spent for the old style.
~uE-made medicine usually sold in
o''ies holding only 2 to 21s ounces
70 20 teaspoonsfuD is largely
80 because most of them are
.-aposed principally of sugar and
let you have to pay the same
49, as II II were all medicine. Stop
SlIls this money. You can make
-, .l.sf remedy for bronchial af-
'ons' at home at one-fifth the
= Merely go to Curlin's drug
So ana ask for 2 ounces (50c
~ Of Sehiffmann's New Con-
,.a-eo Expectorant, which they
- -u1ee viii give perfect satisfac-
money viii be refunded. Mix
r. 'eA one pint of graduated
-. ana one-half pint of boiling
s -, eaieh makes full pint Gas
e.-siul). This new. simple.
remedy is guaranteed to re-
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FOR BRONCHITIS, SEVERE COUGHS
COLDS AND WH0OPIMG COUGH
Make Medicine at Home-ias so Cents

,lieve the worst cough or cold Broh-
chial Asthma, Bronchitis, Srou2'
IHoarseness and Whooping Coasl
One bottle will make enonsh Nun
made medicine to probably Suppl
the whole family. Children Ike ~
it is so pleasant to take It Is .u un-
like any other medicine. and posi-
tiye,v contains no chloroform, opium.
MORPHINE or other narcotics. as GO
most cough mixtures heep - 80,
hand in case of emergency ana st ~
aaeh cough before ii gets firm hold
The above druggist, in fact any drug .s-
gist in this city. viii return az ne
money (iust the same as Is s aone
with schiffmann's famous Astn l :.
Idor) in every single case ~ns1e - =
does not give perfect satisfaction u
= not found the best remedy ever
used. Absolutely no risk is run nj "a
buying this remedy-under tu's P'''
tive guarantee - Adfi
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AGED MIDLOTHIAN MAN
DIED MONDAY AFTERNOON

MIDLOTHIAN. Texas. March a.
A. A. Hendricks. aged about 80
years. died Monday. February 90.
Mr. Hendricks was one of the pio-
neers OF the county. having come 20
Texas about 1870.
Funeral services we're held al the
Baptist church by Rev II. n. Long.
and interment took place at the Mid
lothian cemetery.
Deceased leaves several children
one OF whom. II. II. Hendricks. lives
near here.
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ITALIAN STEAMER DEFIES
NEW GERMAN DECREE.

NEW YORK, March 2-Defying
the latest German threat to sink all
armed enemy shipa. the steamer Gu
seppi Verdi. OF the Italian line. sail
ed for Naples Wednesday with her
two 3-inch guns mounted at the
stern end ready for action.
She was the first Italian vessel To
enter this port with guns. and she
is the first to leave since the new
submarine order went into effect.
She carried $50 passengers OF Ital-
ian nationality and large cargo
OF war munitions.
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|lYCF EXPLAINS ECONOMY
ARMY TRAINING PLAN

CHICAGO, March AN outline
Il how his proposed Vocational
| rmv Training school plan, endorsed
H. President Wilson, may be eco
homieallv. effectively and quickly
ktarted throughout the country, has
been written by w. d. Boyce of the
Boyce publications. In brief, Mr..
boyee suggests that a vocational and
Army training school be added to
bach state college under federal aid
Ind guidance. Concerning the plan,
President Wilson, in his recent wes-
&ern trip, said in part:
we ought to have in this coun-
lrv a great system of industrial, and
Vocational education, under federal
Guidance; and it will be perfectly
feasible and highly desirable to add
Ia that and combine with it such
training in the mechanism and use
Ind care of arms, in the sanitation
bf the camp, in the simpler forms
bf maneuver and organization, as
|kill make these men industrially
bnd Individually serviceable for ma
tional defense.
The point about such a system
bill be that its emphasis will lie on
he Industrial and civil side of life,
eo that men will think first of their
Families and daily work and their
Service in the economic fields of the
country, and only last of all to their
eeryicability to the nation as sol
diers and men at arms. That is
Tine ideal of America" Mr.. Boyce
paid in part:
ITO start the Army Vocational
Schools, all that is necessary is for
United States army training bar
racks (for drilling and living pur-
Poses) to be added to the State col
seges, with corps of military in
ftructors, equipment, ETC., all OF
which can easily be provided by the
FEDERAL government. All the ex-
Penses of this addition must be
borne by the United States, which
furnishes board. lodging and cloth
ng for the young men who take the
course. The government does this
n exchange for the students SER
lees while he is being trained to
Pc fit soldier. The state furnishes
fhe instruction in the trade, profess
ION or occupation which the stu
lent elects to take. He is put to no
Expense and he remains in the Voca-
lonal Army school two years or
nore, going to his classes like any
'udent in college, but being under
{egular army discipline and living
IA barracks. After his graduation
e Is subject to the call of the United
yates government for military SER
ice but he goes into the trade, pro-
eSSion or occupation in which he
% been instructed and in which
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UNIVERSITY STUDENTS To
HAVE BANQUET TONIGHT

AUSTIN, Texas, March Unit
versity OF Texas alumni throughout
the United States will hold celebra-
tions tonight in honor of Texas In
dependence day The university Is
represented in 40 town and cities
in the state and it is expected that
between ESQ and 800 OF these places
will make some observance. In adj
dition. banquets viii be held in
New York and Chicago and at Yale
and Harvard universities.
The general plan of the celebra-
tons In Texas was arranged by the
state campaign committee. consist
ing OF DIR. w ID. Jones and Ben II
Dyer OF Dallas. and Luther Hoff-
man OF Denton.
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MISSIONARY WOMEN IN
SESSION AT DALLAS

DALLAS. Texas. March 2--The
North Texas conference OF the Wo-
mems Missionary society of the
Methodist church. south, opened a
membership campaign here today.
Mrs s. s. Harris. recently engaged
In missionary work in China. and
=. 0. Archer are acting as field
workers.
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f OF DOUAMONT
'TURED BY TEUTONS


sefs oui letp the uofthe
FOR SAIL Z O'Clock This morai4
and nrooder. flames ~hian had eained
]. ! nine.headway sefore the fleeHel
each the SCENE
. first house "a catch was tas
,EGGs ron II Mrs e Cebbafdt. s8l4 RIOS
Riff Or which from some unknown
n was enseiopea IN flames Be-
HAIRED he occupants diseoteeed tie
G. Tho hemo aud contents. vsln-
Eie.500 Naa total iosa IN
Sc amounting 80 sIsoo wAs
AIRED 81
Il by cocksefal small huiidlnsa around 81.
q. OF New college became iEatted from
speeial ratcat aud only hard fighting pre-
= ertiity ~ their less aud the bprune af
" citixeus ilege.
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LIQUOR ADS OF ALL KIN
BARRED BS MIsSsIsSIp

JACKSON, Miss. March
senate has passed tho anti-iid
vertising bill by a vote OF 2
Ii prohibits advertising wh
the state in any planr-. q
Bilbo states he viii sign the II
which becomes effective In
days. Amendments TO inclnd
cola and patent medicines In
law were defeated.
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ton and Texas Central tracks in the
outskirts of the city today. tie had
probably been dead several hours.
The police believe he was the vie
tim OF feud between a group Of
Italians and negroes living in that
section.
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PACKING HOUSE EMPLOYEES
VOTE To CALL OFF STRIKE

SIOUX CITY. March 2-The
strike OF 2,a5s packing house en-
ployes was called off b. vote
of the strikers at mass meeting
today. The strikers agreed TO the
terms made By the packers. including
a substantial raise in wages but did
not recognize the union.
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ARREp ~
ROT MANIA Npt LN@
-@rtrH ot BEiosFn QJfIss
ToIt ~

cycle pricgrERpAM Nsrch 3 neeha-
10 tradeg 1spatehes reported thai al =
aia Was IN mourning over the
FOR sAtsE-5f Carmen syiya, the dowagef
automobile. Black flaga decked all buiii.
err cosy tend arrangements were made 70
~~> all public fanelioHa rlis
FOR sALl3i viii b. held somorreW
h..l4
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SIEGEL ARRESTED A. HF
LEAVES PENiTE>'

ROCHESTER,. ". Y. Mar
Henry Siegel. former mil
merchant, was arrested as
ped from the penitentiary
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ed time and sentenced to two years.
Sherman Flowers. second case,
dismissed.
Motion for New Trial.
In a motion for new trial in the
Win Boyd case, charged with for
gerry. defendants attorney sets up
the fact that one of the state Wit
nesses, whose testimony was instru-
mental in the conviction of defend
ant, was convicted of a felony in this
court sole tweuty-three years ago
and states that this would be good
grounds for new trial To this mo-
ton state makes answer that the
said witness was given free and
full pardon and was a competent
witness. The state also attaches a
statement from the witness showing
that he received 4 full and complete
pardon from the State Juvenile
Training school at Gainesville. Ia
which he was sent.
A good many motions will be
heard today, after which court will
close. Judge Hawkins and Court
Stenographer Walter pridemore will
so to Kaufman next week.
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FOR sALFi
young heif
d DRAWS 30 YEARS
ON 4 ROBBERY CHinGE
FoR 81.

Apply to ALIAS Texas. March John
chic. Dion. negro. charged Wlth paftlci
IL IN the robbery of T. NJ Fiuy I
sstmas oYe. was given forfy FeaFs
FOR sAhe nenitentlafy today bs e iu3
81 condse criminal district court
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ITALIAN FOUND MURDERED
IN OUTSKIRTS or DALL-f'

DALLAS. Texas. March 2.-Biggo
al siglio. aged "a. shoemaker. vas
found shot to death near the Hoas-
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THE STRUGGLE
WAS FIERCE
TuE FRENCH MADE @tT;ONs.
Rt~i>1 tNCE nJT WE'RE.
FORCED rO ENtCusTE.
PRISONERS TAKEN
thunt tine Thousand Prisoners Wefu
Captured bs tsermans. --s on
ilnuc Drive Toward
tcF,lun.

troops have staruls.i and captured tn
village of Beaumont. tpur m;les
northeast al scr,Ion. and Just out
side of toss Dounmont, after = seri-
Gus struggle. taking oae thousand
prisoners. tir t.ermnn Wa offtee rss-
ported this atterne0a
Following heavy ARTILLERY blosss
the t:esmnne afe drislng toward yes- )
dun from the vest nna southeast Il
ihoanu mt, herman Forces ~
c'i tlac eity and iugansfa i II
Ia ert 90 m tsrre.s - s1 l,
rte Parts war ---------------------------
, rs.'o". had 6rnns CHAPEL
-, '.of this community Is very
,,,,''s. "A this writing
:, ahere VAS no ssaday school az
~. ,f.s place last sunday.
hi Cur sunday school won't start
until the first OF April
Ia We will have preaching Sunday.
m Everybody Invited to come and take
part.
n Mrs. Hammani visited Mrs. Rea-
81 gor Saturday evening.
ed GRANDMOTHER Hickey spent part OF
last week with her daughter. Mrs.
NJ Jones. az Reagor springs
= Mr and Mrs. sam Miller aud Mr..
and Mrs Luther Miller and son and
y Mr aud Mrs. x. G. Lanier aad hahY
IN aud Miss Maude Paisley called n Mr..
Reagor's while one night last
:" last week.
:, Miss Ada Weaver aud Mr. Hines
" and Mr George Weaver spent few
!. hours Al Nj Rlppys sunday even-
1. ing
Mrs Tidwell spent while one
n evening last week
a. Mr. and Mrs. Holland visited Mr..
and Mrs James Sunday evening
M Mr. Herchial Hickey Is visiting bis
r aunt az Italy
Mrs. Bradley and boys spent few
ed hours IT Mr. Riupys sunday even
ks ing
\, We have bad some pretty weather
IL the past.
n. Mr. blake visited Mr.. and Mrs.
IN Porter Eunday evening.
Mr. Robert Bradley stayed all
III night Friday night a. Mr.. Rsppy's-
Some of the people have their
ne garden planted.
". Mrs Tidwell spent one evening
Ill last week with Mrs Kelley
Is .
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Ab Atkins says longevity runs In
ais family. so that he has had a
chance TO know a Number OF his an
cestors. which is Why he never bTags
on them much.
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ed time and sentenced to two years
Sherman Flowers, second case.
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II Takes |
and even then
ing small game
Classified Ads
ness Cheap.
THE wEart

, Tonight fair. col
, ing temperature.
. Max. IL. min I'LL
.
Evening journal., 1916-11-11
ARABIAN KINGDOM
IS ESTABLISHED
Washington Informed in
Mecca Message of Inde-
pendence Declaration
REVOLTED AGAINST
TURKEY IN SUMNER
By The United Press.

BY The United Press.
WASHINGTON. Nov. 11.--Advised
by cable from Mecca that an inde-
pendent kingdom Of Arabia has been
established. the State Department in
quired of England. France and Tur-
key as to the correctness Of the in
formation. In the event the Mecca
message is confirmed 1t is likely
Shereef Hussein Ben Ali will be
recognized as the de facto ruler Of
Arabia
The message received was un-
dated. It was signed by Shereef
Abdullah, styling himself minister OF
foreign affairs. He said Shereeff Hus-
sein Ben Ali had been chosen by the
people OF all classes. following
declaration of independence from
Turkey He spoke in less than re-
spectacle terms Of the Young Turk
party.
II the existence of the new govern
ment is proved the United States can
only recognize it as de facto govern
mont until the terms Of peace after the
present war are decided.
Last summer the people OF Arabia
under Hussein Ben Ali. revOlted against
Turkish rule, captured Mecca from the
Turkish garrison, and drove the Turks
from the surrounding territory. Since
then the department has had no infor'
nation regarding the situation there.
Evening journal., 1916-11-11
HAVE YOU HAD IT.?
Written for THE EVENING JOURNAL
BY JAMES II. CRoZIER.

Sometimes / write on funny stuff.
That flashes through my brain;
Some people then VII say to me.
Just write that way again.
There's one complaint that's easy
caught.
Among some other ills;
And castor oil will do no good.
Not even Mandrake pills.
1t strikes both males and females.
And they have it genuine;
1t strikes all ages. just alike,
And some catch it at nine.
And when you get It in your head,
Most everything you il shirk;
Especially If il looks like
Most any kind OF work.
Doctors never get a call,
Unless they are d. DIS;
They have the right to make two one
II you can stand their fees.
If could knock off sixty years.
And could find some one nice,
l guess I'd hunt some preacher man
Or call on ]. F. Price.
The writer had IT, years ago,
And even fought a friend
About a girl; IL did no good.
On that you may depend.
( She married him-that is the cure.
And often that don't last;
4 They find some man who has tn
right,
To make two people fast.