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The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1916-10-06

dist church will be entertained on
Thursday afternoon of next week at
the home of Mrs. Robert Mitchell.
The ladies aid society of the Mctho-
dist church gave a reception at the
church Wednesday evening in honor
of Rev. l.. w. Flenncr. Cecil Peck
ham gave an address Of welcome, Rev.
l.. w. Flenner responded with some
well chosen remarks. Doris Drew
sang several vocal selections in her
usual pleasing manner. Mr.. and Mrs
Scott Rowland gave musical selcc-
tons, Verda Hudson, Helen Mitchell
and Mildred Anderson piano selcc-
tons. and the Wilder orchestra gave
number of selections, fruit punch
and waters were served as refresh
mentS.
Harry Barker is hauling lumber and
will build house on his ranch north
of Wilder.
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Davir Howarth has moved in Mrs.
Chappeps house.
Mr.. J. Jester and family of Cald-
well; attended church, here Sunday
morning and took dinner with Mr. and
Mrs. c. J. Antrim.
Mrs Frank Herlockcr and mother,
Mrs. A. Winslow have returned home
Saturday evening after an extended
visit in the east. Mrs. Winslow's
granddaughter came home with her
to attend school here.
The Misses Kaufman and Campbell
spent Monday evening with Miss
Laura Bowerman.
Miss Lulu Tucker spent the week
end at her home here.
Several in the vicinity are filling
silos.
Last Friday evening Sunday school
class No. entertained class No. 5
at the home of Mr. and Mrs. Gardner.
Mr.. and Mrs. Sebern Harris daugh-
ten of Oklahoma arrived Saturday
morning to visit her parents.
Grandpa Hibbs who is quite aged
had another stroke of paralysis last
Friday evening and is quite poorly
since.
There was no school at the public
school Monday as the furnace was
not completed.
Miss Kaufman visited with Miss
Ruth Hibbs Wednesday night.
Several Of the young people at
tended church at Notus Friday even
ing.
Mrs. Bowerman invited Messrs. Jay
and Heartcough to eat ice cream and
cake in honor of daughter Laura S
birthday Laura's schoolmates gave
her a handkerchief shower.
Mr.. w. J. Winslow and family, Mr.,
and Mrs Neal Hibbs, Mr.. and Mrs.
Edgar Rhoades attended the fair at
Boise two days last week.
Miss Velma Cox went to Caldwell
to an entertainment Monday evening
and visited Miss Alta Nicholson. re-
turning home Tuesday morning.
Mr.. and Mrs. Everett Gulley of
Home dale spent two days last week
visiting their parents here.
Mr.. Roberts autoed to his home
near Melba last Friday evening and
Mrs. Roberts returned with him Sun
day evening and will spend few days
here
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Mr.. and Mrs. Harry Langly are the
proud parents of 9 pound baby girl.
Weaver HURT made a trip to Boise
one day last week and purchased a
fine Saxon Six automobile.
Albert Cole is suffering from a
broken collar bone, and it is now
feared he has typhoid fever, too.
Mrs. Christy spent the week in
Boise visiting friends.
Lesley Gibbons is building a fine resi-
dence on his ranch.
Ben Reed of Wilder spent Sunday
with home folks.
B. M. Altizer is on the sick list
Misses Dolly and Lulu Sprang were
home over Sunday.
J. w. Gragg and wife spent one
evening this week in Lakeview at the
P. A. Zeal home.
Fred Sullivan is building on a new
porch and also painting his house,
making things look fine around there.
Mrs. B. NJ. Altizer and children ar
rived home Sunday from Washington
where they have made an extended
visit with relatives and friends.
Weaver HURT and family motored
to Nampa Sunday and spent the day
with Mrs Hurts brother Mr.. Maturity
and sister Mrs Bladder.
People in this vicinity were very
sorry to see the recent rain as 1t
stopped clover hulling.
Mr. and Mrs. p. Sower of Wilder
spent Saturday night and Sunday with
MIR. Sewers parents of the u. S. r. 5.
camp.
J. w. Gragg has just completed a
large cistern.
Miss Luellen is staying with Mrs.
Langley.
Bert Johnson, who has been living
in Simon Peters house, moved his
family to the Art Fry ranch.
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Mrs. Lee Biggs was a guest at Mr..
Orson Wright's on Deer Flat last
Tuesday.
DR.. Dora A. Weycouth was elected
first vice president of the Idaho Os-
teopath association, which convened
at Boise last week.
Mr.. and Mrs Villeneuve and little
son, of Midway, were callers at the
Bird home Sunday.
Mr.. and Mrs. George A. Smith
Mr.. and Mrs. ]. B. Sullivan Of Grand
Junction, Colorado, were calling on
Speedway friends last Friday
Mr.. Joseph E. Bird is experimenting
the poultry department at the Idaho
State Fair this week.
Mr.. and Mrs. c. B. Hampson were
surprised Saturday evening when their
neighbors came in to help them cele-
brate their nineteenth wedding ami
versary.
Mr.. J. M. Mesler, who left for Seat
tie last Friday visited his brother, w,
H. Mesler, Thursday night.
Mr.. and Mrs. Laudenbaugh of Me-
ridian and Mr.. and Mrs. Clay Cox
were Sunday guests at the Hampson
home.
Mrs. Joseph E. Bird attended the
Ada County Convention of the Chr s.
tian churches at Ustick, on Wednes-
day.
All Speedway residents have been
fair visitors during the week.
DIR. Dora A. Weymouth has moved
her office from the Union block to
the Bungalow
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S. H. Vassar and son Emory, DR..
Kirkpatrick of Oklahoma, Dr. Blake
and Arch Wolf of Caldwell, returned
Saturday evening from five weeks
hunting trip in the mountains. They
reported fish and game of all kinds
plentiful, and each brought back a
fine pair of antlers as souvenirs of
the chase.
The Misses Bessie Sizemore of Mid
vale, Cora Mcintyre of Middleton,
Opal Bray and Nellie Whitney visited
with Mrs. Kirt Farmer, Sunday.
Mrs. Bales and son Tip, Mrs. Fu-
gate and Archie Fugate motored to
Boise Thursday and attended the Gem
State Fair.
Mrs. Roy Jones and children visited
with Mrs. A. A. Faris of Caldwell
g. Friday.
The Good Cheer Club met at the
home of Mrs. w. II. Gordon with
Mrs. w. +. Boulton assisting. A very
pleasant afternoon was spent by all
present. Mrs. Fugate being absent,
Mrs. Walter Thomas presided over
the meeting. The club will meet at
the home of Mrs. Roy Jones i'll two
weeks with Mrs. II. w. Maus and Mrs,
Jones as hostesses.
William Weick and Emory Bales
returned Saturday evening from the
Gem State Fair with quite a number
OF prizes to their credit
Mrs. Kate Northam has been stay
ing for a few days with Mrs. O.
Sheaffer.
Mr. and Mrs. w. S. Davis accom-
panied Mr.. and Mrs. 0. A. Scott OF
Caldwell to the Boise fair last Thurs
day.
Mrs. M. D. Bryant of Midway was a
visitor at the last meeting of the Good
Cheer club.
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The Riverside Harvesting associa-
ton held a meeting at the school
house, last Saturday night and elected
officers as follows: R. w. Kingston,
presidents J. H. Root, secretary
treasurer. The new threshing outfit
consisting of an oil pull engine, sep
arator and clover huller has been or
dered and will arrive in a short time.
Mrs. James Fordyce of Nordhoff.
California, arrived Sunday to visit with
her parents, Mr.. and Mrs. V. H. Still
well and family.
Several have been hauling wheat to
Harry Smith at Sunny Slope who is
buying at present.
Several of the young people spent
pleasant evening at the home Of Mr..
Harry Merchant last Friday Music
was the feature of the evening.
Ruth Stilwell, who is attending the
Greenleaf academy, spent the week
end with her parents.
The Ladies' Aid met at the home OF
Mrs. c. w. Fuller last Thursday after
noon with a good attendance. Two
new members were added.
Mrs. Roberts of Star is visiting her
son, Owen.
School opened Monday with a good
attendance.
Clifton and Alfred Tucker of Succor
Creek are attending school in the
valley.
Mr.. Harry Amesbury is spending the
week with his family in Caldwell and
attending the Idaho State Fair.
Laurence Roberts has purchased the
George Stevens ranch.
Mr.. Jones of Meridian is making
preparations to move his family on the
homestead
MIR. and Mrs. Hoffman motored
from their home in northern Cali
fornia. They are the guests of Mr.:
and Mrs, Harry Armstrong and
family. ,
Mr.. McCabe and Mrs. Hitler slipped
away to Portland where they were
married. They will make their home
| in southern California. Both he
bride and groom have ranch in this
vicinity.
James Collins was a Caldwell visi-
tor Sunday.
Mrs. R. w. Kingston spent several
days with her daughter in Boise. last
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Last Saturday night a surprise
dance was given at Hampson's. A
large crowd was present and everyone
had fine time.
M. and Mrs. Jack Sullivan came
last week from Colorado.
Mr.. and Mrs. Thomas Of Boise at
tended the dance AT Hampson lat
Saturday night. They spen: the night
at Jay Lonkey's.
Mr.. and Mrs. Bill Nooner and son,
Stuart, spent last Friday night at Geo.
Smiths.
Mr.. and Mrs. ]. F. Rowland and
family attended the fair in Boise last
Thursday.
Mr.. and Mrs. Sy Mills and Mr.. and
Mrs. Lloyd Mills have bought ranch
near Falks Store, and intend to move
about the first of November.
Mrs. Geo. Smith left Sunday even
ing for Colby, Kansas, where she will
visit her parents and relatives for
some time.
Miss Viola Nickle spent last Sat-
urday night and Sunday at Rowlands.
Mr.. and Mrs. Loderbaugh of Me-
ridian spent Sunday at Hampson's.
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Mr.. and Mrs. Orville Miller were in
Caldwell, Wednesday,.
Mr.. and Mrs. Chas. Weymouth and
Mrs. S. R. Strong were shopping in
Caldwell Thursday.
Robert White was a business visitor
in Caldwell Wednesday.
There was no school in the gram
mar room Friday on account of the
illness. of the teacher, but he was suf-
ficiently recovered to resume his
duties in the school room Monday.
Mrs. Whiffin was shopping in Cald-
well Friday
Mr.. and Mrs. Chas. Weymouth and
Mr. and Mrs S. R. Strong motored
to Boise to attend the fair Saturday
and returned Sunday.
Maud Allen attended the fair in
Boise as member of the Canning
club of Star.
Mr.. and Mrs. Chas. Grimm attended
the fair in Boise Friday.
Among those attending the Busby
minstrel show in Caldwell Saturday
evening were Mr.. and Mrs. w. E
Weymouth, Mr. and Mrs. L. A. Wey-
mouth, Mr.. and Mrs. Jas. HoudyshelI
and children.
H. S. Brown, who with his family
have been residing in Nampa for the
past few years, is moving back to the
farm.
Grant Miller is moving from the
N. K. Smith farm to the farm just
south.
C. w. Whiffin is taking load Of
agricultural exhibits to the Caldwell
fair for himself and R. M. White.
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Items of Interest From
Surrounding Territory

Mrs. L. S. McElwain spent Wednes-
day afternoon with Mrs. Myra
O'Bryan.
Mrs. O'Bryan will move to Merid-
ian the first of next week to keep
house for her son, Roy, who is opera
tor on one of the government dredges.
They will live in Meridian until the
dredge work in that section is com
pleted
Mr.. and Mrs. Chas. Wescott and
daughter Dorothy, of Nampa, took
Sunday dinner at the McElwain home.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1916-10-06
ANONYMOUS Auto Accident.

An automobile accident best cIassi-
fled under the anonymous head took
place last week on the cemetery road
out Kimball near the city water tank
I'm attempting to negotiate the hill, the
Gar made a sharp turn and landed at
the foot of a cut fifteen feet below
the roadbed. The driver either backed
out of his predicament or got himself
pulled out with minimum of pub
licity, leaving no evidence of the Incl
dent save a zig zao track straight up
and down the cut and some papers
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1916-10-06
NOT ENOUGH CHILDREN

ever receive the proper balance Of food
to sufficiently nourish both body and
brain during the growing period when
natures demands are greater than in
mature life. This is shown in so many
pale faces, lean bodies, frequent colds,
and lack of ambition.
For all such children we say with
unmistakable earnestness: They need
Scott's Emulsion, and need it now. It
possesses in concentrated form the very
food elements to enrich their blood. 1t
changes weakness to strength; 1t makes
them sturdy and strong. No alcohol.
Scott Bovine. bloomfield. NJ.
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FAIRVIEW


Mrs. L. O'Donnel of Homedale is
visiting relatives in Dixie during fair
week.
George Johnston is working with
the Baker threshing machine.
There was quite an interest shown
in the Notus meetings from this neigh
borhood the past three weeks. The
meetings closed Sunday night.
Mr.. Dickson is still at Mr.. Conklins.
The Ladies club met with Mrs. c.
A. Vail last Thursday. Their next
meeting will be with Mrs. Nolan, Oc-
tobcr IL.
Grandma Mcintyre of Riverside,
visited with her daughter. Mrs. Bell,
the past week.
Mr.. and Mrs. Burnett took dinner
at the Butts home Sunday.
Mr. and Mrs. John Powell attended
church at Notus. Sunday night.
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w. J. Walls sold a valuable mare at
the stock sale in Caldwell.
Clarence and Alva Gragg attended
the Charley Chaplin movies Monday
night.
Most everyone is going to attend
the fair this week.
Mr.. Harling had birthday party
October 2. A very large number Of
relatives and friends attended.
Two teachers of Sunny Slope visited
our school Monday.
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w, !, Clark, Mrs. Harlie Kin

w. J. Clark, Mrs. Harlie King and
Dona were Boise visitors Friday.
Joy Weeks has purchased Chevro-
let car.
E. D. Smyser has built an addition
to the commisary building and has
opened a short order restaurant.
Joe Simpson has been improving his
residence with a coat of paint.
Mr. Tucker of Boise has been out
the past week looking after shipments
of potatoes for Boise firm.
The Bell Telephone company have
a crew of men at work building new
lines and about twenty new phones
will be installed in this locality.
B. W. Post and Percy Trunnel were
Boise visitors last week and while in
the capital city each purchased
pianos.
The ladies' aid society of the Metho-
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The Homestead w. c. 7. u. will
meet October 10th, at the home OF
Mrs. ID. n. Smith in Caldwell
Miss McCrory came in from Kan
sas and stopped off few days to visit
with her brother. w. B. McCrory and
wife. Miss McCrory is on her way to
Egypt to take up missionary work.
Herman Vogt is finishing leveling
his new forty.
Carley and Will Rose were Boise
visitors this week
Jack Frost visited in our community
quite few times recently.
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week, and attended the Gem State
fair.
Dr. Cole made professional call
on Mrs. V. II. Stilwell, Tuesday
c. c. TOBIAS had fine display of
corn and seeds at the Gem State fair
at Boise.
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The light or deferred frosts in this
section has saved thousands of dollars
to. the corn growers of Idaho. One
enthusiastic tiller of the soil is re-
joicing over $3.50 worth of corn meal
in the crude which he attributes to an
untimcly frost missing his crop.
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Little Florine Hendon was in the
hospital last week with second at
tack Of intracolitis.
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Every loaf has the label. Electric
Bakery" See that the loaf you get
carries the brand. 616-23
The Weston leader. [volume] (Weston, Umatilla County, Or.) 189?-1946, 1916-11-24
CITATION

In the County Court of the State of
Oregon for umatilla County.
In the Matter of the Estate of Martin
Z. Olson, Deceased,
To Ole o. Lien, Mrs. Kari Jacob
son, Mrs. Mari Hanson, Mrs. Anna
johnson, Charles F.. Olson and Hans
E. Olson, heirs at law of Martin l..
Olson, Deceased:
In THE NAME OF THE STATE OF Or
ECON, You, and each of you, are here
by cited and required to appear at ii
O'Clock in the forenoon on the I'd day
of January, 1917, in the County Court
room in the Court House of Umatilla
County, Oregon, in the City Of Pendle-
ton in said County, then and there to
show cause, if any exist, why the said
Court should not grant the petition of
Chas. H, Carter, administrator of the
above named estate, TO sell at public
auction to the highest bidder for cash
the following described real property
belonging to the said Martin 4, Olson,
deceased, at his death, and now belong
ing to his estate, to wit. The West
Half of Northeast Quarter and South
east Quarter of Northeast quarter and
Northeast Quarter of Southeast Quar-
ter of Section 80, TIP, 4 S. r. 81, E.
w. M, 160 acres, more or less, situat-
ed in Umatilla County, Oregon.
WITNESS the Honorable Chas. H.
Marsh, Judge of the above entitled
County Court, and the Seal of said
Court hereto attached at Pendleton,
Umatilla County, Oregon, this l4th day
snf MNvar,hap 1918
Seal of FRANK SAILING,
/ County Court County Clerk,
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Astoria--with 100 acres Of cram
berry marsh, part Of which is now
bearing, clatsop county expects to
make a dent in the future cranberry
market.
Oregon and Washington tide-water
mills shipped 34,2i2,7s7 feet Of lum-
ber during October.
Portland - The Northwest Steel
Company contemplates adding a
100000 rolling mill TO their plant
Several hundred additional men would
be employed.
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8I, Il. NJ. Smith, Cashier Of the
ahove-named bank, do solemnly swear
that the above statement is true to the
best Of my knowledge and belief.
Z. N. SMITH, Cashier.
CORRECT ATTEST:
]. H. PRICE,
F. d. WATTS,
Directors.
Subscribed and sworn to before me
this 18th day of November, 1916.
$. A. BARNES,
(SEALl Notary Public.
my commission expires Nov %, l920,)
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no. 2OeD
REPORT OF the CONDITION OF

The Farmers Bank Of Weston, at Wes-
ton, In the State Of Oregon, at the
close of business November ~, 1916:
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lace Morgan. John Sloan, Philip
l,uiloau and w. \. GlaCkens.
The Lobby salon run q y \, NJ.
70 T. NJ and from > i. NJ. to ) i. NJ.
The competitors do no work every
day. hut only as they find 1t con
venicnt. one OF them, an elevator boy,
works in the Salon sundays only. One
of the contestants is a 20 years
Old. The art microbc seems TO stick.
They al agree that Annette has a
fine figure. We don't know how much
it is. but II is probably several hun
dred thousand a week,
But. young woman competitor
had the audaCity TO to us
that Miss Kellermann hasn't the most
perfect figure" she has ever seen.
Now what do YOU think of that? She
said II right in the presence of Bill
Thompson, too.
This brave Young woman = Miss
Fannie BaNerS. a student At the New
Yorh school of Fine and Applied Arts.
And she confided to ll that she ex-
poets some day to become n great
artist. She said the hardest thing To
got ia the Kcllcrmann picture is the
face, and W. sad,
why bother about that" Nobody
Viii Ice looking at It."
TWO dollar stuff, that, hut II didn't
hal, the cheerful and laxative Miss
BaycrS.
MIS- Kcllormaur hasn't the most
perfect form ! have ever seen she
continued.
"W-w-w-whats that demanded
Thompson, and Herbert almost turned
white. I.csc majestic rampant,
audrey Munson has a more beauti-
ful FORM insisted the student, But
Miss kcllermann inspires us. She has
perhaps more magnetism, She is
more stately
OF course that helped some, and Miss
Baycrs was allowed to 80 back to her
rasc,.
There are others who have ideas
upon the form question too.
ON West l69th street Their" il a
lady's maid whose name shall. he with
held. She has written Mr.. Thompson
the following note in her wi b.auti,
ful hu, slightly n-Wehsterian fist;
"DEM SIR: Jus, Il few lines to tel
YOU that am Just as perfect AS An
ncttc knllermann and | am only Il
years old and | am not working fol
tn. moving picture screen and | ncve
did and I'm all alone in the world an,
| am working as a maid. You hav,
never saw me before, And think
am Just ne perfect hut snow IL is no
"A nice thing To SAY. Yours Rcspec,
lively, -
Th. contestants may submit thell
. "a ~ a. "a. nEhlnn ola nr an ctA
and
But we have discovered another dit
ference between n Salon and q Saloon
In n Salon they have no free lunch,
u So why lingr longer in the Salon:
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you would learn how 20 swim iump
into deep watcr' So hero G,rs Look
around you and locate tho IRE oyits no
fore the performance begins.
The Lobby Salon is located In the
lobby Of the Lyric Theatre behind the
box Office. Nothing ever omc before
the box office not even a Salon. But
the Salon Is not so far away from the
street hat II cannot he seen by pass
ersby, II the Salon should hc hidden
where nobody could nnd It there
wouldn't be any sense in having one.
Tho beans would he permanently
spilled,
In the Salon daily are from twenty
Ave To thirty young artists and their
easr's. Each one IL endeavorins to win
the first prize. which amounts to one
hundred perfectly good iron men,
They are all healthy young people
who look as though they are used t
playing three a day regularly on tn,
knife and fork circuit, None looks hun
gry and nonn wears the flowing tie ~
the .tra Sp;y whistler. But they ARE all
young artists. They hnven't been In
the business long.
And . "a some good little boy o.
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please, Let's hurry along. Billy Sun
day'll get us II VT don't watch out.
But before he comes we have got to
get this one out OF our system. This
same old philosopher, Erysipelas, used
10 carry his flask in the hip pocket OF
his toga or his Father Hubbard, az 1t
were. One day a neighbor said: What
hast thou on thy hip, o Wise Man of
Hellas?"
II hast my bird Gag on my hip" re-
Joined the philosopher, pif,icatedly,
What keepest thou in thy bird cage,
illustrious neighbour"
swallows" replied Erysipelas.
blithely.
Thus began the mental decline Of
Greece which has finally made the
Venizelos revolution possible,
Another difference Is this, In "a salon
We find regular artists. while IN n Sa-
loon we nnd only the interior decora-
tors.
We are as awkward with this Ar,
STUN as 4 one armed nsn trying 10
hvok his wife up tho back, but a.
Henry James 70 tFathfuliy said. III