The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1916-07-14
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ing, when that sort of dress was
passing? Even a cross-eyed man can
not see two things at the same time,
unless of course, those two things are
very close together, and | recall right
now that the low neck dresses have
not been so plentiful this season on
Caldwell streets, and | have not been
to any of the fashionable balls, and to
not a single evening undressed func-
ton, and so | think you must have
somebody else in mind for the Hired
Man. | am not saying that | am blind
to the unusual, or TO the unusual that
has become usual, or even to the usual
that has become unusual, but | do
think that Eve would attract atten
ton on our streets if in her pristine
garb, and the farther we depart from
Ewes early simplicity. the better.
IF you are preacher, you know
about what | am asking you and |
want you to tell me this, there are
four preachers in the pen in Boise,
what denomination are they Off" Now
why did not you enclose a stamp and
get this information personally and
not burden a lot of our readers with
written material that doubtless con-
Germs only just yourself? The Hired
Man wishes that he could get forty
questions each week, however, and
no matter what the question, an an
swer of some sort is justihable, OF
course. To begin with, let me draw
your attention to the fact that there
are forty farmers in the pen in Boise
there are sixty mechanics; there are
fifty farm laborers; there are some
school teachers; there are some law
yers; the bankers get OUT some how
pretty soon, or else we would have
some bankers in there now. Our state
treasurer won't be there very long,
for we let our polished criminals out
on short order, if the order Is signed
bv the long green. Now to be frank
with you | understand we do have
four ministers in the pen in Boise
and that they all belong to the same
denomination, but it is too personal
a matter and comes too close home
for me to tell you their denomination.
"On the dead square, does aution-
eer Miller tell the truth generally
when he is ripping off these tales on
sales day?" Yes, the Hired Man, in
his mental shop, has Miller put down
as truthful. You will notice signs OF
it here and there throughout his brain
storm on sales day. The reason he
gets action on the gray matter In
other mems craniums is this: He
speeds up and becomes about the only
unusual thing on the grounds. He
doesn't let a fellow stop 10 think
about anything else but bidding or
that critter or thing. There is usu.
! Ill ,hl
that is on the block to sell that thing
if the auctioneer can say 1t over an6
over and over again The preacher
preacher fails out in his talking--it is
him time enough to think of other
things. They wander to and frc
among their business enterprises. They
think how fine it would be if they
could go to heaven without perform
ing the good stunts here, and how
happy they would be if the rule fol
going to the bad place should only
be a dream. 1t is action that count.
and Mr.. Miller is as rapid as a guinea
pig.
"A woman tells me that you once
you said something pretty good abou
the dance. won't you say it again.
Bless your life ] have forgotten VIVA
| said about the dance. Better &C
over and ask Editor Davis to let yor
look through The Tribune files. But
while | am on the dance subject let:
say little something here: 1t is re-
; ported that one time a good Christ
tan girl died while she was on the
dance floor. She was surrounded by
lot of her Christian friends, alst
dancing. They were going through
! one of these innocent sort of dances
: think the society editor calls then