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The Monticellonian., 1916-11-02
UGH! CALOMEL MAKES YOU SICK!
 CLEAN LIVER AND BOWELS MY WAY
Just Once! Try "Dodsons Liver Tone When Bilious, Consti-
 pated Headachy-Dont Lose Days Work

back guarantee that each spoonful will clean your sluggish liver better than dose of nasty calomel and that it won't make you sick.
 Dodson's Liver Tone is real liver medicine. You'll know it next morn- ing, because you will wake up feel ing fine, your liver will be working, your headache and dizziness gone, your stomach will be sweet and your bowels regular.
 Dodson's Liver Tone is entirely vegetable, therefore harmless and cannot salivate. Give it to your chil- dren. Millions of people are using Dodson's Liver Tone instead of dan gerous calomel now. Your druggist will tell you that the sale of calomel is almost stopped entirely here.-Adv.
The Monticellonian., 1916-11-02

ter casserole and put into it layer of onion, then of cheese. then some white sauce and more onion. until the dish is full. Sprinkle brown bread crumbs over the top. dot with but ter and bake in the oven until well Drowned. Serve from the dish in which it is baked.
 Cabbage With Sausages.-Cut cab bage into fine shreds, wash and drain well. Put It into saucepan with boil ing water to cover; add little salt and cook until it is tender. Prick a pound of sausages and fry until brown on all sides. Then add them to the cabbage with salt and pepper to taste and cook b minutes. adding butter if needed to season. Serve hot.
 Sweet Potato Souffle.-Take five good-slzed sweet potatoes. When done. remove the potato and mash until smooth. Beat the yolks of three eggs ; add two tablespoopfuls of milk, the potato, salt, pepper and paprika to taste, then place the dish in the oven while the egg whites are beaten stiff. Fold in the whites of the eggs, replace in oven and bake until delcately Drowned. Serve hot.
 Puree of cauIfiower.-Soakt two eau 1itiowers an hour before cooking in a little salted water. Boil until tender, lift out and drain. Melt two table spoonfuls of butter in saucepan, stir in one tablespoonful of flour add three tablespoonfuls of white stock. two tablespoonfuls of cream. few drops of lemon juice, salt, pepper and red
The Monticellonian., 1916-11-02
SWAMP-ROOT STOPS
 SERIOUS BACKACHE

When your back aches, and your blad- der and kidneys seem to be dsordered, re- member it is needless to suffer-go to your nearest drug store and get bottle of Dr. kilmer's Swamp-Root. It IS a physician's prescription for diseases of the kidneys and bladder.
 It has stood the test of years and has a reputation for quickly and effectively giving results in thousands of cases.
 This prescription was used by Dr. Xiii mer in his private practice and was 70 very effective that it has been placed on sale everywhere. Get bottle, soc and H.0o, at your nearest druggist.
 However, if you wish first to test this great preparation send ten cents to Dr. Kilmer & Co.,, Binghamton, N. Y, for . sample bottle. When writing be sure and mention this paper.-Adv.
The Monticellonian., 1916-11-02
SCRAPS

Mrs. Harold Dodge of West Wood bury. Vt, has q copper plate quilt which is IA years old and in good con- dition.
 Two of the persons listed In the lat est issue of the St. Paul (Minn.) dIrec- tory were in the very first volume put out 60 years ago.
 The average age of the 55 alumni who attended the reunion of Wolfe boro and Tuftonboro (N. u.) academy was seventy-one years.
The Monticellonian., 1916-11-02

find a novelty is to look in the right quarter.
 Some of these sets are rather simple affairs which will serve for very prac- tical use, and some of them are of rich materials in fanciful design. evidently intended to embellish an afternoon or evening toilette. An example of each Is shown in the picture above The bag of gray velours and black velvet matches exactly small hat with tam crown of velours and brim of velvet.
The Monticellonian., 1916-11-02

panue velYet over@a mantle of chiffon is trimmed with bands of pure CT mine. There is fringe of ermine tails across the back. They are tied at the front with heavy silk cord and the handsomeSt of bead tassels finish it's long ends They are one of the several details of toilette which offers no chance for criticism. The slippers are of silver tissue worn with white silk stockings.
 There is always something new to be found in bags. All one has to do to
The Monticellonian., 1916-11-02
Perilous Game.

Don't you play bridge whist al Crimson Guleh?"
 Not any more replied Brcnchc Bob. 1t upsets all the rules. Wher you lose at boxer. you can keep youI troubles 10 yourself snd not talk about the hand. But when one of us loses nj bridge whist he doesn't know what minute his partner is goin' ta draw a gun an rely on verdict of .justifiable homicide"
The Monticellonian., 1916-11-02
In WOman'S Realm
Reception Gown the Idea of Western Designer Is Worth Com pason With Any That Has Been Sent to This Country From Pars-Some of the Latest Ideas in Bags Are
 Simple but Extremely Pretty.

From a western designer came this splendid reception gown and royal scarf, along with several others of equal rank In the realm of clothes Comparison would not be odious to its creator. even in the establishments of Paris, where everyone expects to find the utmost in evening dress.
 The under-petticoat of white chif ion has fringe of beads and the hem is bordered with rows of narrow silver ribbon with picot edge. Small
The Monticellonian., 1916-11-02
"Lay Off" Before Sundown.

The man who day after day lets sundown find him digging for dear life, will surely come to q time when sunrise will look in at his window for many week and find him flat on his back. Before sundown is a good time for every fnrmer to "lnY off"
The Monticellonian., 1916-11-02
- -7---- Latest in Photoqraphy.

The possibility of photographing ob- jects several miles distant with q nov ing picture camera has been inveSti- gated by the United States bureau of standards, with successful results. A camera of great focal length was em- pIoyed
The Monticellonian., 1916-11-02
Symbolic Jewelry.

It is said that symbolic jewelry will come in with the host of other orien- tai fashions which have invaded the world of dress and fashion this sea- son. Orientals have very decided ideas about the relative meanings or signi- ficance of certain jewels alone or in combination. These symbols will be considered when the neckchains, brooches, etc, are made up for milady of fashion. Jade Is we'll known as a
 protection against evil spirits and 8 charm to bring good health and pros.
The Monticellonian., 1916-11-02

perity to the wearer. Why the man. darin's chain always contains 1OS beads is known to those officials of China. and they also know that every bead has its own significance. These chains will be copied. and also some of the old Egyptian chains, which are said to possess quite as much symbol ism.
The Monticellonian., 1916-11-02

T slept and dreamed that life was
 Beauty;
 I woke and found that life was Duty" Was thy dream then a shadowy lie? Toll on, poor heart. increasingly, And thou shalt find thy dream to be A truth and monday light to thee
The Monticellonian., 1916-11-02

so oriental looking that it has been called the East Indian, and the name fits perfectly. There is n turban (with q plain top1 In which the striped silk
 Is wrapped about the coronet, and two ornaments dangle from cords at the side. The bag in this set is joined to d girdle, both made of the striped silk lined with plain silk.
The Monticellonian., 1916-11-02

tat'bA1tb41 lLA kiAlN1s . The mention of cod fish to many brings visions of white sauce; this same ness in serving this good fish Is the req. son that has preju- diced many against it, may now
The Monticellonian., 1916-11-02

cheap. Prairie chickens and cartridges are most choice eating. Venison is usually plentiful in fall in the northern and eastern states, and when hung long enough to be- come tender is most de- licious game.
 Broiled Quail.-Split
The Monticellonian., 1916-11-02
A NEGLECTED COLD

is often followed by pneumonia. Be- fore it is too late take Laxative Quini- dine Tablets. Gives prompt relief in cases of Coughs, Colds, La Grippe and Headache. Price 25c.-Adv.
The Monticellonian., 1916-11-02
It. Is.

Isn't that gazelle there q cute little creature?'
 "Oh, isn't he dear !'
The Monticellonian., 1916-11-02

Be like the bird. that halting in her flight Awhile on boughs too slight, Feels them give way beneath her as she sings. Knowing that she hath wings.
 Victor Hugo.
The Monticellonian., 1916-11-02

combinations m ay b 2 served of these everyday foods.
 Onions au Gratin.- Break six small onions in pieces. but do not chop them. Crate two ounces of cheese and have ready one cupful of seasoned sauce. But
The Monticellonian., 1916-11-02

Los Angeles police last year arrest cd one person for every twelve of pop ulatiOn.
The Monticellonian., 1916-11-02
STOP THAT HACKING COUCH.

Mansfield formerly Hungarian) Cough Balsam heals the inflamed and lacerated membranes and quiets the tickling nerves that lie underneath the infected portions. Invaluable for ba bies. Price 25c and 50c-Adv.
The Monticellonian., 1916-11-02

Mrs. James Rodie, aged ninety-nine, of Melrose, Mass, says eating candy has prolonged her life.
The Monticellonian., 1916-11-02

A buttonless overcoat of English in- vention for automobilists is fastened by a single belt.
The Monticellonian., 1916-11-02
SXoKIOHEN
 GABLNEf9%=z!H(a zH

pepper to taste; add the cauliflower and mix well, rub the whole through sieve. reheat and serve garnished with croutons.
The Monticellonian., 1916-11-02

Baku, Russia. imports S4O,0Oo worth of wire monthly from the United States.
The Monticellonian., 1916-11-02

pool table is switched on us a ball drops into q pocket
The Monticellonian., 1916-11-02
Safe.

Black-I want to put my money into something safe!
 White-Try freproof vault Lamb.
The Monticellonian., 1916-11-02

The per capita wealth of the United States now has almost reached the 5000 mark
The Monticellonian., 1916-11-02
Robbed Her.

Everybody says my daughter got her beauty from me-"
 How selfish of her to take it !'
The Monticellonian., 1916-11-02

The swallow has larger mouth in proportion to lV size than any other bird.
The Monticellonian., 1916-11-02
SOME GOOD MEATS.

For small family with limited means q roast Is out of the question,
The Monticellonian., 1916-11-02
NEW WAYS WITH coDFIsH.

Goldfish is one of the foods in reach of any market and should be quite
The Monticellonian., 1916-11-02
COM MON DISHES.

Where the flavor of vegetables like onions, cabbage, turnips or eauliflower
The Monticellonian., 1916-11-02
AUTUMN GAME.

We think of game as great deli cacy, and so it is-yet in many places
The Monticellonian., 1916-11-02
Correct One Way.

Teaeher-Bebby, spell yesterday" Bobby (with his eyes on the calen- dar)-W -e-d-n-eS-d-a-y.
The Monticellonian., 1916-11-02

He that hath never warred with mis- cry Nor ever tugged with danger or dis treSs Hath had no occasion nor no field to try The strength and forces of his worthiness.
The Monticellonian., 1916-11-02


 9 When roast Is
 much desired, it might be served when entertaining company, and even then, there will be such an array of leftover meat that the family will be tired of It before it is used
 A roast should be placed in a very hot oven at first to scar it, then the heat is reduced and after twenty min utes count the time, giving it fifteen minutes to the pound for meat served rare. twenty for meat well done.
 Red meats. beef and mutton, are the most digestible. taking about three hours to digest, while veal and pork take four and five. Much depends gestibility, however; any kind of meat well cooked and seasoned is more di- gestible than that not properly pre- pared.
 Sour Beef.-This Is a favorite Ger man method of serving beef. Take pound and half of beef, using the tough or cheaper cuts; cut the meat i hot fat. Add two tablespoonfuls of flour to the fat in the pan after re- moving the meat: when brown. add two eupfuls of water or stock and stir until boiling. Put in meat, cook slow ly for an hour, then add two onions, salt and pepper to taste and at the last tablespoonful of Worcestershire sauce and the same of vinegar Con- tinue cooking until the meat is tender. Sprinkle with chopped parsley and serve.
 Beef Gumbo.-A savory dish is made from a round of beef, using a pound and half, cutting into inch squares and browning in hot fat. Add two sliced onions, four tomatoes and a dozen okra pods cut in pieces. Season highly and add five cupfuls of water. Cover and stew for th.ee hours very slowly.
The Monticellonian., 1916-11-02

DEATH uURks INA WEAK HEART, so on first symptoms use "Renovine' and be cured. Delay and pay the awful penalty. "Renovine" is the hearts remedy. Price $100 and 50c.-Adv.
The Monticellonian., 1916-11-02

WoMAN's BROWNING GLORY Is her hair. If yours is streaked with ugly, grizzly, gray hairs, use La Gre ole" Hair Dressing and change 1t in the natural way. Price $1.00.-Adv.
The Monticellonian., 1916-11-02
Recipe for Happiness.

Happiness" said Uncle Eben. 'is de ability to forget about de shower In admirin' de beauty of de rainbow"
The Monticellonian., 1916-11-02

TOT q FOdSI to De juicy and delicious must weigh at the least five to six pounds s.=A smaller roast is dry and un- palatable. losing it's juice and flavor. When d roast Is much desired, it
The Monticellonian., 1916-11-02

Efficiency is the ability to do work well, and with dispatch.
The Monticellonian., 1916-11-02
Limited Rellef,

ThosA who value their advice most always keep it to themselves.
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1916-04-30
Economy in Education.

Residents Of Buffalo county have taken steps
IT. accordance with tho new school laws for the
consolidation OF districts. the establishment Of
rural high schools and for other Improvements
In their country schools. SO far, however,
emphasis Is laid on economies TO be secured
rather than increase In privileges 10 flow from
tho new arrangement.
Economy In school management IL COM
mendable; In fact, Il IL 70 be insisted upon.
Extravaganza ought not 70 be permitted In any
department, and any step that will bring about
iessened cost without decreasing the efficiency
Of the schools Ii in the right direction But
the prime object OF the public schools IL 10 give
- the boys and girls the advantage Of lnstruc-
ton In at least the rudiments Of knowledge, 10
open the way 10 the wondrons treasure house
IN which is stored the fruits Of all mans en-
deayors from the first. Next and scarcely less
important. Ia to implant and develop that thirst
for knowledge that cannot be quenched the
eagerness TO know, to find out that lives forever
and leads It's poBsessor into that realm wherein
the great OF all tho world are at bis service.
This IA possible OF accomplishment, along with
savings In administrative and other overhead
charges In the public school system, The cree
ton OF the rural high school Ia one Of the agen-
clos by which the youthful mind may be given
the impulse TO expand.
Intensely practical as the ago H. with
deficiency" for ne motto, some very successful
men, wise In their experience. still hold TO the
humantiea a. valuable. even equally with the
more Immediately practical things that are
insisted upon as being essentially necessary for
our advance. The school board should have
little imagination, an well as the teacher, II II
Ia going to realize ita full opportunity.
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1916-04-30
The Rule of Unreason.

Turn In any direction this spring morning
and we are confronted with scenes Of violence,
OF waste and destruction. Nature is preparing
to make the world a lovely place, TO deck 1t with
beautiful flowers, to pick out the soft green OF
the leaves and grass with the brilliance Of bios
SONS and to IN the air with the fragrance Of
flowers and the mating songs OF the birds. The
10Y OF life should be upon US all But man.
created but little below the angels. gives his
energy TO the creation OF discord. to the over
whelming OF his fellow man, and 10 the spread
Ing OF terror and death in all directions He
has no time for the enjoyment OF the delights
OF all outdoors where bird and beast and tree
end shrub, grasses and flowers, and earth and
sky merge in one grand symphony Of life and
love. and devotion to the mastering impulse Of
version OF his godlike gifts Is this unreasonlng
ardor for widespread mischief ascrbable7
Hatred reigns where love should rule, and jea-
ousy and dstrust have replaced the neighborIy
franknes that should prevail between the races
OF men, whose intellectual endowments mark
them an III TO direct and manage all the affairs
OF life.
The picture IN not an inspiring one, but be-
yond II hope can desery time when the rule Of
upreaAon will be ended. when concord between
tho nations will prevail. and when the enlight-
ened peoples Of the world will once more take
up the white mans burden" and by precept
and example alike guide the lesser breeds"
along the way 10 better things. II Il were not
for this hope the outlook would be far more
gloomy than the dreadful present,
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1916-04-30
BRIEF BITS OF SCIENCE.

Indulgence in luxurles costs each family
in this country 500 per year
An electric process 10 being tried IN Rus-
ala for the manufacture Of gold leaf.
heretofore made only by hand,
Apparatus TO register automatically the
percentage Of oxide OF carbon IN illumi-
mating gas has been invented by an Eng
llshman.
For use IN places where oeds IN water
would quickly corrode metals pump
has been invented that ~ composed al
most entirely Of wood
India rubber trees which are tapped
every other day continue 20 Yield sap for
more than twenty years. and the oldest
and most frequently tapped trees produce
the richest sap,
The roller-iewel Of watch each day
makes $4,000 impacts against thc fork or
1b7,ss0,0o1 In year or 3,ib1co1oO) IN
twenty years, A force Of ono-horscpower
would run 27O.oOo.o0 watches.
The nervous shock from exploding shells
Is 30 great that II oftentimes brings
horses up IN their tracks, apparently In
capable OF moving. Horses occasionally
fall down and give every appearance OF
having been shot, though actually unhurt.
Dogs suddenly and unaeeountably so
lame, though untouched
Three per cent OF the wounded are dy-
ing In the present war, as compared with
Is per cent In the Franco Prussian. Is
per cent in the Crimean, and 20 per cent
IN the Nspoleonic wars. Disease also Ia
being held under fine control, the ratio
OF deaths being seven in battle to one
Of illness. whereas In our evil war dis
ease claimed five for every ihan who fell
victim to the enemys fire
Fifteen per cent o. the timber cut In the
United states Is wasted every year and
government experts in Washington ara
engaged IN experiments TO determine how
much may saved by utilizing the waste.
One experiment is the utilization Of saw.
dust IN the manufacture Of alcohol An
other interesting possibility Is tho utiliaa-
ton Of hydrolyzed sawdust as a eHrbo-
hydrats cattle food
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1916-04-30
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Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1916-04-30
Fatal weakness. o. Irish R.bslliOu,

A striking similarity OF methods exist be-
tween the famous and futile Irish rebellion OF
1875 and ts modern imitation. The extent OF
The present rising will not be known until
the freedom OF news IL restored but a. both
rested hope OF success on foreign assistance,
especially in the vital matter OF supplies, Il 10
reasonably certain Irish history viii repeat
Itself
The Irish volunteer movement wrunE par.
Elementary Independence from ENGLAND duFlng
the crisis Of the American revolution. but re-
pub.canlAm a. that Tins waa not slronK enough
20 secure complete separation. Ties Of
monarchy eYerahadoNsd ideals Of freedom. The
opportunity passed unheodsd. followed BY
division, political triskrFy aud tyranny Out of
ghe sumuit ross The United lglahmsn n iIsa,
ne organisation ~ defenders whleh enrolled
sao eco msa In ala moaths h wAa = mlshv
fsteluts beaY. but il lacked the tools 10 work
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flkss piishieFsss sses And iev suns nstaFe
eatslas assistance Naa ahtalnpd tho aFHAAiaA
tfan az Bat collapsed. bat The SPIRIT a had
afoussa quickly revived shea. Ia the tprlas ~
l5as FFsnsh assistance sAa aauannssa
Az astonishing series ~ fatalities rendered
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Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1916-04-30
SECULAR SHOTS AT PULPIT.


Houston TEX Post We are told OF
a Missouri minister who resigned his
charge because members Of his congrs-
cation smoked during the services. When
things like this happen in Missouri
churches we begin TO understand why
the men OF that state are becoming 50
wicked that the republicans expen' 20
elect the next governor.
Church Pension Progress The Church
CEpiscopal), has many Informal penaon~
ers More than 701 clergymen arc paid
salaries Of less than 400 and many Of
these arc tho older men. When tho
church pension fund IL IN operation.
minister may retire NJ the age u @
and receive an annuity OF ut least 500
This system will put every clergyman
Of the church upon an assured basis Of
self-rcspect and confidence.
New York World The minister who
dropped the names Of 1900 inactive nsm.
hers from his parish roll In New York
has set a precedent which shirkers In
other walks OF life may consider, per-
haps with profit. What have those mon
Of city and state and nation 10 say for
themselves, for instance, who, having n
right which amounts TO a duty to help
govern themselves. arc too inactive even
70 90 TO the occasional pollaY
81. Louis Globe Democrat, A great
preacher once startled great audience
on summer day by beginning his scr
mon with the words ITS damned hot,
His stupefled hearers wondered whether
he suffered from sunstroke or whether
he had fallen from grace far enough 70
profans the pulpit, until their anxiety
WAS relieved by what followed That ~
what overheard o man saying ~ came
here. or course, that man was not a
Christian" Then. in the tonal and YER
bal eloqusnce which made him famous
he told how real religion can inputs no
evil 70 omnlpotenoe, and nothing but
good no matter what the weather or
other natural conditions. Every act Of
nature. he said, must TO truly reiigfsNs
mind, appear AZ an act Of grace, good
and not evil sacred and not damned lIs
laid the greatest emphasis Of his con-
domination on ths profans adjective