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The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1916-12-23
Uy GEORGE MARTIN


At THE NORTH roLH, prc, ga
VIA Wireless, VAS pitch darn
when the United rVss man ~, hcss
to see Santa Claus this year and 10
had tn rinH the s,stghhcils a, tho main
entrance cf Santas biz silver barn a
ionk time before anybody answered
Finally big. ch~rry voice inside
called out
Hello. there Why don't YOU turn
on the lights
"Wh-~ arc they" the reporter
called back
Why" said Santa with a chucktr
as he rolled back one of the big. black
marble doors and stepped out, '',hry',"
~hsrc the Northern Lights oush, to b.
in this gold aud silver box fastract
to the North Pole over here" So say.
ing he switched them on. and saw
weren't they beauties,
Maybe you've Srrn the Northern
Lights: great. glowing shafts Of par'
Pile and crimson and white. all laced
and woven with the softest hurs and
tints you ever saw.
Il was bit worn out. getting ready
for the trip" said Santa. rs he turned
around and shook hands. and I was
Just sctiin. a little nap. wonr YOU
sit down." We walked over To n biz
frosted snow bench In from, of tn"
barn.
Things were a lot different than they
were when the reporter Was up her.
last year The gigantic silver harn.
With the hundred reindeer. tn. hety,
sets of spun gold harness and the
Christmas sleigh tha, , regiment ~
soldiers could walk around In. ~crr
scattered around the North Pole as far
rs you could see in all directions. Tfe
repo,ter knew that pretty soon The
hundreds Of little Santa Claus children,
csch one looking like u Tom Thumb
edition Of Santa himself. would com.
Ruling and tumbling out Of the barn
and go scuttiinx around over the hills
OF gifts. putting the right label on
each one
All that was here last year. This
year there was something more. All
around the biz silver barn there were
hundreds OF little barns. and every one
Of them built OF hammered gold and
green marble. And in each one Of
them was a little polished steel sleigh
and nifty teams OF baby reindeer
Il see what you're looking at" said
Santa Claus. "and suppose you're
wondering what the idea is" or
course the reporter vas wondering. so
Santa explained:
I've been trying to do too much all
BY myself The world Is growing 50
fast. there are so many more little
boys and girls and grown ups than
there used to be. and am getting so
old that had to get somebody to help
me or else give up trying to get all
around to everybody In one night.
Il was talking to Mars about II the
other day. and he offered to build me a
giant aeroplane and a Zeppelin and a
motor truck for land work and sub
marine a hundred times bigger than
any ever built
Mars was very kind about II. and
I appreciated his offer. but I'm an old
fashioned dufier In a way. and ] didn'i
like TO give up the sleigh and rein
deer. 80 just put up these little barns
and filled them with sleighs and baby
reindeer. and the children are going Ia
help me tomorrow night.
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1916-12-23
OUv THESE LOTS

And build seme houses in Nichols Ad-
ditien. -Four Of them for $1,000. yeu
cant beat Il for the money. See Chill.
eets. 20
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1916-12-23

WICHITA, Kan. Dec. 23.-Four
bodies have been recovered from the
ruins Of the 100000 Masonic hail.
which was destroyed by fire this morn
ing. The victims were found In the
basement.
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1916-12-23

dur blg calsadar and weather chart
seat ger 3 70 cover mailing cost-Stss
Dsug store. The 1sxall Store. 9e-0
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1916-12-23
HHNl.HY HAPPENINGS

Nellie and Minnie Shvkon left last
Friday. with their parents, for San
Francisco. where they rxrec, to make
their home. We are very sorry to
lose them.
The following program vas rendered
BY the HiEh School Rhetorical Club
Friday. December -;
SONG BY Club
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1916-12-23

Piay--By Five Pupils
Debat~-Resolved that Anarchy Is
worse than Despotism- Affirmative.
Otto Raiin. Marion Green: negative,
Lester Schriener. William Green.
Roy Dixon, Who has been IN. has re-
turned TO school
Dick and Pat Brown have been en-
rolled in the eighth grade.
A number Of Henley students at.
tended surprise party that was held
At the home OF A. d. Green this week
in honor Of the Misses Bertha and Ella
Green. The Greens are to move to Cal
ifornia soon. The evening was spent
In playing games and other amuse-
ments.
The basketball team held meetins
this week. and elected Otto Balm cap
tain.
The pupils Of the primary room. In
charge OF Miss vlastA Dobry, are pre-
pairing for . short Christmas program
b. ". Short il building an addition
to his house.
The Henley school will be closed
until January ?. 1917. -.
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1916-12-23
Netles sf getrsy

Cams to my place about December
~. 1910. red 3.year-old muley heller;
0aly Visible mark IL split In right ear.
JOHN r. HAGELSTEiN.
2S.lts Aleoma, Oregon.
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1916-12-23
VILLA ATTACKS
CITY Of 1ORRt0N
TOWN IS expecreo 70 FALL 6e,
eoRe OANo,r sooN-ls IMPORT,
ANT RAILWAY CENTER WITH
10000 PERSONS

III. pASo. INC. .s--rancho Villa,
bandit chief. yesterday began an at
tack on Trrrron. an important railway
center Of Mexico. The city Is expected
to fall soon.
Tcrr~on has = population Of la,ooo
persons.
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1916-12-23

STRAYED-Fouryear-old brown mule,
branded with blotched p on right
hip. Notify n. J. Puckest. Keno. for
r~ward- ss-3t'
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1916-12-23

LOST - Jersey heller. yearlias
nearly ruan: right horn knocke<
o1, heather strap on left front leg;
20 brand. Graham Bros. Box 3es
Klamath Falls. s-tf
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1916-12-23
LOST AND FOUND

LOST--Detwecn Keno and klamath
Falls, q tire chain and brown kaunt.
let glove. Please return 10 my once
A. A. NeAa6ey. so-St
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1916-11-20
COLE AND BASEBALL.
ditions

Is golf becoming our national game? The question
ma. not be so absurd as il sounds The New York
World seriously wonders whether many Americans
nowadays play baseball as play golf. Certainly
broader part OF the domain is preserved
for golf links ball fields, for American golf
links now ornament a thousand hills"
Which suggests that a pious golf enthusiast might
very the words of the psalm thus: The links upon
thousand hills Thine"
The relative areas devoted to the two games mean
little because golf up much more space than
baseball And doubtless the ball players still vastly
outnumber the devotees of golf including those who
call it "goIIuf those who call it 'gon.' And yet
il we except the corner crowd the youngsters
who play ball as naturally they swim it's hard
to say which group the larger Golf may really take
first place among adults. And it admir-
able purpose that baseball could serve. providing
heaIthfuI exercise the mddle-aged who
is the object of the professions special solicit
tude.
These reflections of particular interest in view OF
the recent o credited with introducing
golf into the United States-John Reid Of Yonkers,
y Y was only about years that he organized
the st. Andrews Golf society composed of group Of
fellow scotsmen and began chasing dying pill
adjoining fields.
The game was wholly new, OF course. For gen.
erations every normal American lad had played shin
ney-n-the hole" an excellent and game that
seems falling into decadence Is golf merely a
glorifed Of shnney. is shinney a degenerate
form OF golf? There's problem the philosophers
Of sport 10 chew
However lat may be- America-or that part OF it
which doesn't instinctively hate golf stick class
distinctions much obliged Scotland for it.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1916-11-20
A GENEROUS SCULPTOR.

Rodn. the great French sculptor, has the world
an admirable example He has made over France,
in his lifetime, all his art both his pro-
ductions his valuable collections. together with his
writings. whether in print manuscript, and all his
rights the pictorial production of any of his
artistic works. The bequest includes hundreds of
marble statues cottas thousands
drawings sketches. Their value is
enormous and sure to increase Rodin the fore
most French sculptor the a plastic
1t goes against the grain American speak
derogatively of Mark Twain, who occupied in lit
erature almost high place Rodin occupies in
French art And yet what a contrast in the public at
utude of the men. Twain sought many years
to obtain a copyright law which should give an author
permanent his writings he pass
along a copyright. just like a piece of land or bag
of gold his family heirs and through them the
remotes generation ROdin gives everything his genius
produced freely the community.
We have had a pleasing example Of the pa
triotc generosity shown by Rodn the action of Dr.
Rittman. the chemist department agr-
culture who discovered economical process for
extracting gasoline from petroleum. He refused to
his process giving it freely TO the nation But
isn't odd that such should be so rare?
Some day it may be regarded a matter of course
full thing permanent value shall to keep it
sehshly for himself his descendants. but
pleasure in giving it his fellow-man.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1916-11-20
NOVEMBER 20, 1910.
THE ANTI-LITTER LEAGUE.

The Society for Street Cleaning and Refuse Disposal
recently held its second annual convention Represen-
tatives from New York Cleveland. Toronto Chicago
and worcester Mass. were among the members pres
ent to discuss betterment street conditions in
cities
Most OF the dirt n the cities" said one of the
speakers in and areaways and on the
sidewalks II every property and tenant would
keep his promises clean would hear but little more
of the refuse in the This speaker urged the
organization Of an Anu-Liter league" in every city
i'm the country the members Of which would TO
keep their own premises clean, would engage in
campaign of education prevent others from throwing
dirt and refuse into the streets.
It's a sensible idea Most of sickness comes from
nth. and a great directly from street
filth Why should our streets be any dirter than our
parorss Really, they don't need TO be.
The big thing each person realize that the
city is composed himself and his friends 1t is not
some vague corporation unrelated TO him If he does
not throw dirt the streets. and his friends and
neighbors don't their friends and neighbors don't
all over town why there won't be dirt thrown
there NJ all just thoughtless shifting Of respon-
sbnity which this we'll other bad civic con-
ditiOns.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1916-11-20

WHEN YOU KNOW 4 FELLOW.
When you get TO know a fellow
know his joys mad know his cares.
When you've come 10 understand
him and the burdens that he bears.
When you've learned the fight he's
making and the troubles in his
way.
Then you find that he is different
than you thought him yesterday.
You find his faults are trivial and
there's not so much to blame.
In the brother that you jeered at
when you only knew his name.
You are quick 10 see the blemish in
the distant neighbor's style.
You can point TO all his errors and
may sneer at him the while.
And your prejudices fatten and your
hates more violent grow
AS you talk about the failure OF the
man you do not know.
But when drawn a little closer, and
your hands and shoulders touch.
You find the traits you hated really
don't amount TO much.
When you get 10 know a fellow,
know his every mood and wkim,
You begin 10 find the texture Of the
splendid side OF him:
You begin 10 understand him, and
you cease to scoff and sheer.
For with understanding always pref
udice disappear.
You begin 10 find his virtues and his
faults you cease to tell,
For you seldom hate a fellow when
you know him very we'll
When next you start in sneering and
your phrases turn to blame.
Know more of him you censure than
his business and his name:
For it's likely that acquaintance
would your prejudice dispel
And you'd really come to like him if
you knew him very Well
When you get to know a fellow and
you understand his ways.
Then his faults won't really matter.
for you'll find a lot to praise.
Copyright. 1916. by The Reilly &
BrittOn CO..
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1916-11-20

as if it were a baby buggy or a ped
dler's pusrcart without requiring
any real proof Of either competence
or character from its driver or any
legal protection against IL. save that
it must pay for any damage it in
hicts-if you can catch it and prove
TO the satisfaction of the court that
it did so intentionally.
IL is not a question OF who is TO
blame; we all are. so far as that is
concerned. The motor car has lit
orally swept civilization off its feet
one moiety by carrying them; the
other by running over them. and at
present indications, viii probably
continue to do so. The only question
is. how are we going to adjust our
selves TO it; II est plus fort que nous.
as the French say-it is stronger
than we are. The pedestrian needs
to be protected from the auto, and
the auto from the pedestrian, each
one being a nuisance and an inter
ference to the other. How can it be
done?
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1916-11-20
DINING CAR DIET.

Here is something new in dining car altrusm. A
Canadian railway. with kindly solictude for its pas
has put up special notice in large type
ing people against the dangers OF overeating while
travelling This paternay inclined company says that
while travelling by rail for day more, people need
less food than they would normally consume at home
under ordinary circumstances.
In spite of the fact that they need less food while
travelling. most people tempted TO eat more
than usual-which is, Of course too much. Even the
almost prohbitive prices do discourage this evil
This company not only urges people to go easy on
the quantity food they il furnishes lists
of suggestions a well balanced diet With this guide
any passenger exactly the right proportions OF
proteins. carbohydrates fats and minerals at every
meal There is excuse for indigestion.
It's about strange to find such sound advice in a
dining car would be find a candy store urging
its customers not to buy rich. fancy and expensive
candies. butcher shops counseng moderation in the
OF meat But the advice is the less good. The
passenger needing this warning only enjoys the
scenery more but he finds his whole trip much more
comfortable and he arrives his journeys
condition for business sightseeing
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1916-11-20

$500. when the court orders you
to be there at o'clock that does
not mean 9:O1. or 9:O2 or 10 o'clock.
Unless you are here the court can
not do its work and you should
realize the importance of the court 5
work and be here on time. If you
intend 10 catch a 9 o'clock train
you would be at the station several
minutes before o'clock and the
trial OF a mans life and property
interests is just as important as
catching a train. I am not doing this
70 show my authority but in order
TO increase the efficiency of the
court. ] am not the court. You are
the court and unless jorors are here
the court can not proceed"
This was part of statement
made by Judge SOrrells in circuit
court Monday when he fined a juror
$500 for being about two minutes
late in appearing in the court room.
Those y, no stop to think Will realize
the wisdom Of this rule and ;ts
strict enforcement The court is
made up of business men. from
presiding judge TO jury. and there
is no reason why business men
should not be on time. There are
few things more eXasperating than
10 have an important business ap-
pointment with a man and have him
forget the hour and keep one wait
ing. Business courtesy demands that
business men be prompt in meeting
their appointments but others are
careless. In the ordinary course of
business the man who is disappoint-
ed or DISCONNECTED by another
mans tardiness is powerless TO do
anything but take the consequences.
In the court room the presiding
judge has the right TO enforce the
rules of the court and il is TO be
hoped that lessons learned there
may be practiced in all business
transactions.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1916-11-20
BREWING FRUIT JUICE.

An Oregon brewer is said De making a fortune
out Of unfermented fruit juices.
Before the state dry, he prohibition coming
and unlike many of his fellow brewers, refused
vail about it. He knew there many kinds Of
drinks that people liked and believed there many
which brewery could be put. He the
rapidly growing for fresh fruit juices.
cided to embark enterprise.
Before the prohibition law into effect he stop
ped making beer and equipped his brewery for produc
ing apple juice and loganberry juice. His
cries are now running full capacity He is employ
ing than before and making more
money than
There other in various prohibition local
tiles much the thing And there are
distilleres in prohibition that turned
their plants denatured alcohol and are
finding the business extremely profitable
Evidently of the stock arguments against pro-
hibton that would destroy property values by
rendering breweries and dstileres useless is losing
its
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1916-11-20

The United suites bureau OF education is trying 70
establish this slogan throughouy the country basic
requisite for national unity and efficiency:
NO promotions unless YOU English
The receiving serious attention in Chicago.
1t said that in that city alone there than
100000 people who speak English. The num-
Der is far greater New York nearly great in
Boston and Philadelphia Every city, large small.
has share Of residents many OF them naturalized
citizens. who speak none but alien language
employers remedy this by business methods"
says DR. Frederic r harrington representing the bu-
or education An increase in pay, the prospect Of
promotion and score Of other offers be held out
the foreign born workers a for learning
rsh The employers will receive their reward not
only in the consciousness OF patriotic duty performed
but in the ability and usefulness Of their
workmen.
II seems strange that immigrants should need such
coercion 70 induce them the speech OF their
adopted country. We never used have any trouble
OF this sort The newcomers were almost invaria bly,
eager 20 fan in with and language. They
welcomed she opportunity learn English, they
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1916-11-20
A MORAL LESSON.

a MORAL LESSON.
Case and Comment tells the story
of the end of South Carolina col
ored meeting where it was decided
to take up a collection for charity,
The chairman passed the hat him
self. He dropped a dime in it for
a nest egg.
Well, every right hand there en-
tered that hat. and yet. at the end,
when the chairman turned the hat
ever and shook il. not as much as
his own contribution dropped out
"Fo' de lans sake" he cried.
Abs eben los de dime All stahted
wiv,"
All the rows Of faces looked puz-
zled. Who was the lucky man?
Finally the venerable Calhoun White
summed up the situation.
"Breddern." he said solemnly. ris-
ing from his seat, "dar pears ter
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1916-11-20
WITH OTHER EDITORS
THAN OURS
LESSONS IN PRONPTNEss.

pine Bluff, Ark. Commercially
Judge W. 3. Sorrelis is conducting
a thorough course in prOmptness in
his conduct of the circuit court liz
this district The court rules provide
for the opening of court at 9 o'clock
each morning during the court
term. unless otherwise ordered As
the clock in the court rooms strikes
the hour Judge SorreIls takes his
seat and the work Of the court be-
gins. The attorney. the court officer
or the witness who is not there is
sure TO be taught a lesson. Judge
SOrrells yesterday announced that
whenever a witness or juror who
has been summoned to be in the
court room at o'clock and is not
there on time he might as well
go 70 the sheriff and pay a fine of
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1916-11-20

the opportunity more money live
life OF political and social liberty But lately there
has been unfortunate tendency for immigrants to
cluster in settlements which remain for purposes.
colonies Of their mother country II better for
them and for America that they should routed out
OF their old World isolation
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1916-11-20
THE MELTING POT
Conducted by Stuart II. Carroll


The critic s a gentleman whose high and happy
a mosti part
lie n or heavy exercise.
Considering that this be oruse
nourishment VI his mi view
the
The IS a gentleman who frequently is
with hot GU
They this
Then better nd
condemn humble things other
Unless accomplishments them the shade
his
He all the
And
While
of all the weighty truths worthy critic writes
A b
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1916-11-20
RASTUs JONES.-CULLUD.

RASTUS JONES,-CULLUD.
Rastus Jones, a cuIlud chile
With shiny eye an winnin' smile,
Jes' CT good CT he kin be
" allus chuck full o. glee.
Wen he grows to be man,
All wonder will he rush de can,
An roll dc bones, IN fight, N cheat
Jes' like all Odder coOns you meet?
L. II. W.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1916-11-20

II must be awful to from hour to hour not
knowing whether or not you president the L s
such soul-harrowing uncertainty is OF the things
that keep from running for the job.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1916-11-20
REMOVAL. NOTICE

c. c. Strueckle has removed mis-
law office from Jefferson bdlg. to
rooms 4O3-404 Union Trust bldg.
-Advt
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1916-11-20

one OF the presidential electors in reports
that he spent twentyeight cents his campaign And
that's than the job pays.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1916-11-20

Santa Fee railroad has filed petition Kansas City
asking federal district attornte and labor
leaders be enjoined from putting in force the Adam
S-hour bill It's the old. old resort corpo-
rations-government by injunction.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1916-11-20

\ late dispatch from Mexico that Carranza has
an army OF $4,000 loyal men, well equipped pro-
visioned and clothed" If so. why he do some
thing with il?
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1916-11-20

The only normal thing left in L. politics seems to
be the solid south. And it would be a good thing if
that could be split open
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1916-11-20

Ladies wear a Redfern corset and
Corset shop. 100 s. Main st. -Advt.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1916-11-20

The supreme court of Tennessee has ruled that in
case OF legal claim automobile is exempt from
execution under code exempting horses. mules and
wagons. Thus the horse still has the laugh the
hivyer
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1916-11-20

The Tammany tiger have laid down Will
the hyphen lamb.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1916-11-20

Let introduce first congreSsady, Miss
Rankin OF Montana. shake ladies!
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1916-11-20

WE VISIT THE CAPITAL.
O. am strong for Lansing. Mich,
My classic. clinSin@. Cleo;
But best of all / like the way
You rum your racing REQ. (Adv.)
=. III. &.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1916-11-20

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South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1916-11-20

he a great moral lesson rour' heah
somewhat"
Had she not handed you with humor
keen,
"Vote thirteen
Considering all, as DER these IFS
I muse,
Dear Hughes.
PercbanCe you'd not be eating
ViandS low,
LIKE CROW!
II. l.. II.
Sounds Like Louie, Doesn't IL?
Sir: Two gentlemen were stand
ing before the polished mahogany,
talking rather loud. Calling the
custodian of the bar, one of them
asked:
who made the most noise, he
last night, or me tonight"
The bartender looked them over
and replied:
We'll, last night, he did, but to-
night, you are"
y. w.