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The Birmingham age-herald., 1916-05-25
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When your arm or your leg feels "al1 knot ted" with rheumatism, when you feel as though your muscles were tied up with rope," you are really describing your pains accurately. Rheumatism is condition of the body when acids and other deposits of impurities are ac- tually "tieing up' the strands of muscles in your body, or strangling the nerves and thus producing the awful shooting pains of sciatica, lumbago, etc. Medical authorities agree that these acid deposits are carried and deposited by the blood in the various parts of the body. It stands to reason, therefore, that local applI- cations such as rubbing with so-caled remedies can't do any permanent good. At best they can relieve the pain little and only for 8 little while. The only way to effect a real cure is to attack the real cause.-the blood. It is cleansed from the troublesome deposits by S. s. s., the reliable blood purifier that is now easing the pains and healing the ills of the third generation. s. s. S. 'goes after" the impurities in the blood as relentlessly as eagerly and as thoroughly as ferret goes after rats; pursuing the poison into every vein and artery, into every nook and corner of the body, and chasing thu out of the system. The blood thus cleansed, other injurious deposits and filters" them out kidneys. S. S. S. is not drug It is a purel! You can get s. S. S. at every drug store. But like to have the advice of the doctors in charge hesitate to write us. You will receive free, cons advice This is in line with our policy to make best results from S. s. s. to every sufferer gst's today. If you wish special advice, writ Room 45. Swift Specific Company. Atlanta, Ge
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CAROLINA LEAGUE

At Durham: Durham 0, Charlotte g.
 At Raleigh: Raleigh 1, Asheville ? GA innings).
 At Winston Salem: Winston-S Salem z, Greensboro g.
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Summary:-Two-ba hits, Perkins, Nc Milan, Mcdonald, Williams, Lennox, Kores. Double play, Ellam to Sheehan to Kaufman. Sacrifice hits, Bridwell, La Fftte ?. Stolen base, Kaufman. Struck out, LaF1tte s. Ellis 3. Base on balls, LaFitte ?. Ellis 3. Time of game, $1 :39. Empires Kerin and Breitenstein.
 SECOND CAME
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with open hands and mouth waiting. Kid Elb erfelds running. enchanted stab of his line drive in the second was robbery, pure and simple.
 A bit of fast fielding in the seventh inning cut off a run at the plate and a lightning double play ended the in- ming. With one down successive sin gles by Pitler, Harris and Hyatt clogged the sacks. The Kid then shot one to Perryman for double, Perry man to Smith to Derrick.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1916-05-25
Games Today

Birmingham at Nashville. New Orleans at Little Rock. Atlanta at Chattanooga. Mobile at Memphis.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1916-05-25
IRWIN KILLED IN
 BASEBALL GAME

Oil City, Pa., May 24.-James D. IT, win, aged 15, was hit over the heart by pitched ball and instantly killed while playing baseball here today.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1916-05-25
SOUTHERN LEAGUE STANDING
Results Yesterday

Birmingham 5, Chattanooga 3. New Orleans 6, Memphis ?. Mobile 3, Little Rock ?. Nashville 0-1, Atlanta 6-0.
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score by innings:
 NasnVlHe OO0 OO1 O--1 ~Aeioiitd ..'.'..'...' VU VV w
 Summary: Sacrifice hits, Neiderkorn, Clancy, Kaufman. Stolen base, Kores. Double play, Sheehan to Kaufman Struck out Herbert 8, Perry 4, Day |. Bases on balls. Herbert ?. Time, 129. Empires. Kerin and Brentenstein.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1916-05-25
FIFTH

short to first. No runs. no hits no er-
 TOTS.
The daily progressive-miner., 1916-02-17
GIRLS TRYING TO BE MANLY
(Pittsburg Dispatch

tPlttsburg Dispatch
 "One of the hardest jobs in my life" said stage manager who is drilling a chorus to wear mems clothes, "is teaching girls to act like men. The first thing a girl does, when she gets into men's at tire is to put her hands into her trousers pockets. She thinks it looks manly. And So it would. if she did it naturally. First of all she thrusts her hands down as far as they will go, and she proceeds to spread out the pockets of her tro- esrs until it looks as thouh she had four-pound loaf in each. She thinks that is pust what a man would do, though I'll bet she has never seen him do it. We'll, when I have drummed into their heads that men don't go about showing the size of their pockets, but let it be known occasionally that they possess hands. l have got to teach them how to walk. For some req son or other girls when they get a pair of trousers on they never get tired of admiring their feet, which look smaller, somehow, than when peeping beneath a skirt. Having informed them that a man doesn't spend all his time looking at his toes, l beg and implore them to walk across the stage just like the men do Is there anything easier You'd soon find out if you watch ed those girls. A doezn or so will start as though they were enter ing from footrace, crossing the stage in about 10 strides. Others will do the same distance in 20, 30 or evn 40. One will take short
The daily progressive-miner., 1916-02-17
NOTICE OF HEARING
 OF FINAL ACCOUNT

In the Commissioners Court, for the Precinct of Ketchikan, Divisi n Number One, of Alaska, in Pro- bate.
 In the matter of the estate of John Kearney, deceased.
 To all Persons whom it May Con- cern:-
 Notice is hereby given that Mike Wadding, Administrator, of the a. bove estate, has filed his final ac- count as administrator of said es- tate, in this court and that Thurs day. March 30, 1916 at 2 o'clock, p.m., has been fixed as the time for hearing objections against the allowances of said account.
 E. S. STACKPOLE,
 Probate Judge First Publication, Jan. 26, 1916. Last Publication, Fed. g, 1916.
The daily progressive-miner., 1916-02-17
NARROW ESCAPE
 OF LATOUCHE MEN

(From Valdez Prospector) Passengers on the Northwestern from Seward this morning report that two Latouche men had mar row escape from drowning or per ishing of cold and starvation as a result of the storm which swept this section of the coast recently. It appears that fox rancher, J. w. Flemming, had left his is- land in company with native, to take a number of foxes to the Green Island ranch, when their little boat was caught in a storm. They were unable to breast the waves and were carried out to sea. After being at the mercy of the clements for nearly twenty four hours their boat was carried by the tide to Montague island where it was thrown on the beach and smashed.
 Flemming and his companion were without food or means of Llaking fire and lived on clams and whatever they could find on the beach fornearly a month. In their search they came across the wreckage of another boat from which they constructed a raft and when the storm moderated they hoisted sail and crossed to La- touche island and reached home a few days ago after their friends and relatives had given them up as lost.
 The men are reported to have been frosted and otherwise show that they suffered intensely from their hardships.
The daily progressive-miner., 1916-02-17
HOW THE WALL PAPER
 AFFECTS AIR WE BREATHE

Surprising as it may seem, the condition of the walls, whether CO., vered with paper or whitewashed, has an important effect on room and it's ventilation.
 This was proved by some recent interesting experiments with two rooms. The walls of one room were covered with a light paper which had become somewhat soiled by the lapse of time. Those of the other were whitewashed.
 The results of the experiments showed that the proportion of car bonic acid remaining in the air was appreciably less in the room with the whitewashed walls. Taking in to consideration not only this, but the amount of humidity and all the other factors, the ventilation of the whitewashed room was found to be IT per cent better than that the one with paper on the walls.
 Other parallel experiments were made to ascertain the effect of diff ferent methods of ventilation. One pair of experiments shows the ef- feet of opening wide and closing the door once every half hour dur ing seven-hour period. The ven tilation was improved about 10 per cent by this periodical opening of the door.
 Other sets of tests compared the effect of taking the air supply to the gas stove from the corridor with taking it from the room itself. The supply of air to the gas stove from the room itself was tried, improved the ventilation by about 20 per cent.
 . In other tests the effect of open ing the window flap while the gas stove took it's air supply from the room itself was tried, with the re- suit that it was found that the ven- tilation was thus increased by "A per cent.
 Finally, a series of tests was made in which the vent pipe in the ceiling was opened. This was most effective, the ventilation be- ing increased two and one-half to two and three-quarters time and in one case even five times. Obviously, this increased ventilation must af- feet the humidity of, and propor-. tion of carbonic acid in, the room.
 Scientists believe, however, that these tests with the open vent pipe have not much pratical significant ce, as there is usually no provision for ceiling ventilation in living rooms.
The daily progressive-miner., 1916-02-17

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MEETS HUSBAND IN COURT
 AFTER THIRTY YAERS

PHILADELPHIA, Feb. 1o.-A man and his wife met in a Brook lyn court for the first time in thirty years and probably for the last time, as Supreme Court Jus tice Maddox announced that he would grant an annulment to the man, Isaac Levy of Brooklyn. Le- vy's wife had come from Worces- ter, Mass, to testify. She was living there under the name of Eleanor Moore.
 Levy related that in 1886 he went to Atlantic City with his bride young woman known to him as Mary Evans. In the corridor of the hotel he mentioned his hap piness to chance acquaintance, w.. H. Pollock. The latter recollected he had wife in Worcester who to his way of thinking had not treated him properly.
 With further confidence the two men became aware that they were welded to the same woman. Levy left without saying good-by, but wrote his bride a letter by way of explanation. Pollock died a few years later in Texas.
 Mrs. Levy offered no opposition to the suit. She admitted marry ing Pollock in 1884, but thought he was dead when she married Levy.
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jerky steps averaging three to the yard; another long strides; 8 third something between hop and a skip. Not one of them can walk like her brother or her father, or like any man that was ever known. I get them to follow me about the stage and endeavor to initiate my walk, but it's tough job. They can't get out of walking with a wiggle, and it's my belief they think it adds to the attractiveness of pedestrian exercise"
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It really doesn't pay to hold out So 1T so of your salary on the wife and account for the pincI -out ty t''l'jng her you loaned 1t to Jim Somebody or other-the first name you think of-because for years afterward, she'll never fail to prod you, even in your sleep, and ask you if whats his name" pad you back that flyer.
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of Des Moines, Ia., said, in an inter view today,
 "If each person in this country would take an occasional laxative dose, our hospitals would lose thousands upon thousands of patients"
 MT. Olsen further stated that he was familiar with and had sold all the va rious laxatives, and that in his opinion, Rexall Orderlies is the most pleasant and sure remedy for constipation. We have the exclusive selling rights fol this great laxative. Trial size, 10 cents THE KETCHIKAN DRUG co.
 INC.
 THE RExALL STORE
The daily progressive-miner., 1916-02-17
Launches Rough Rider and Teddy

Moncay, 8 a. m.--Chomley (Sunny Point), connecting with mail carrier for Sulzer and all points on West Coast Prince of Wales Island. Tuesday, 8 a. m.-MetlakahtIa, and Dolomi. Wednesday, 8 a. m.-Lorlng Yes Bay (cannery Hatchery Bell island Hot Springs and Shrimp Bay. Thursday, 8 a. m.--Same as Friday, 8 a. m.--kasaan, 1t Camp, Rush & Brown and Hollis.
 Saturday, 8 a. m.- HadIey. Monday. Carries Passengers and
 Freight
 Ed. J. Willimas Master
Palisadian., 1916-07-22
"PaLisadian" Reader
Tells How He Caught
Big Shark in Florida

Anent the shark invasion, a cor
respondent writes The "Palisadian"
as follows:
"Don't it beat all how the world
wags! How busy fighting the whole
world is. Here we were just getting
ready to chew up the Mexicans,
when who should come along but old
Mr.. Man-eater Shark who has been
busy along the Jersey coast chewing
up people. This reminds me when
years ago I was boy in Pensacola,
Fla. was out fishing one day on
Palifox wharf when got a heavy
bite. I knew l had something big, but
from the way my prize pulled l
thought it was whale. l called to
couple of stevadores near and the
three of us pulled in a big man-eater
shark between seven and half and
eight feet long. I had taken a sail
or's hitch around post on the wharf,
or could never have held him till l
got assistance. The whole town saw
my catch, and had great time that
day. The sharks stomach had a
little of everything in it, including
nails, leather and cans gotten out of
sunken hulls in the bay"
Palisadian., 1916-07-22
The Joys of System

The visitor was being shown around
the home office by the vice-president.
"Who is that likely looking young
fellow at the glass-topped DESK" he
asked. "That is the superintendent
of the card index system. He keeps
an index showing where the index
cases are" "Who is the young man
with the gray CATERS and the ef-
ficient ears ?" "He keeps an index
showing the length of time it takes
to index the indexes" "Who is the
girl with the golden hair "She de-
cides under what index an index to
the index of the filing cabinet shall
be placed" "And who is the gray
haired man at the disordered desk in
the corner?" "Oh, that's old Joggs.
He doesn't fit in very well with the
rest of the office, but l have to keep
him around. He is the only man in
place who knows how to find any,
thing
Palisadian., 1916-07-22
Injured in Fall
At Corn Products

Thomas Fay, who resides on Walk
er at Fourth street, Fairview, was
injured in a fall from a scaffold at
the Corn Products factory in Edge
water, last Friday. Fay, who is en-
ployed in the capacity of pipe filter
around the plant, was taking some
measurements from the scaffold which
was hanging ten feet in the air.
Just as he was in the act of getting
off the platform he lost his foot
hold and fell, landing on his back.
DR.. Buckley was Immediately sum-
moned and after reviving the man,
found him to be suffering from
badly bruised jaw and back. 1t is be-
lieved Fay was injured inwardly,
also.
He was taken to his home after
refusing to go to hospital for treat
ment.
Palisadian., 1916-07-22
More Juggling By
Fort Lee Council

Editor The 'Palisadian,"
Dear Sir: Of course we cannot
expect The Fort Lee Sentinel to cri-
ticize acts of "the powers that be"
in Fort Lee; so we come to you to
ask you to comment on an act of the
mayor and council at it's last ses-
sion; Resolved, that the sum of $3,-
600 be transferred from the sewer
account to the general fund account.
Sponsored by Councilman McGloin,
and furthered by seconding of Coun-
Gilman Schall.
In this connection the taking into
court by some public spirited citizens
of "the powers that be-" of West
Hoboken, as reported in Hudson
Observer of July II, for overacts in
misappropriating public funds, is in
teresting reading.
Three thousand dollars was, by act
of our Board of Education, confirmed
by formal vote of called appro-
priation meeting, recently transferred
from the building account, moneys
Voted Tor definite, spAsifie prl:pose
to repair account. Was either act
legal?
Yours truly,
Cyrus Prosch.
In reference to the above, all COM
ment upon what the administration
does or does not do is energy wasted.
1t does as it pleases, the council is a
unit, and they stand together on any
thing they are asked to do.
Palisadian., 1916-07-22
Miss Alderman
Bitten While Trying
To Separate Dogs

On Monday afternoon last while
Miss Lily Alderman was walking
along Anderson avenue with "Bruce,"
her prize collie, he was attacked by
an Irish terrier owned by Mr.. Burnett.
In her efforts to separate the two
dogs, Miss Alderman was severely
bitten on the left wrist and right
forearm by the Burnett dog. Her
wounds were cauterized promptly.
The wounds are healing nicely. Mr..
Burnett could not .pry his dog loose
from the hold he had upon "Bruce,"
and it was with the greatest difficulty
the dogs were finally separated. .
Mr.. Burnett regretted the incident,
and offered to shoot his dog if Miss
Ackerman desired it, but she said it
was no ones fault, and she felt no
fears about the wounds.
The Alderman family will spend
the rest of the summer at Delaware
Water Gap.
Palisadian., 1916-07-22
Chairs, Epithets and
Fines Fly at Health
Board Meeting

you're - liar" yelled
John Kubli at John C. Vosburgh at
Wednesday evenings meeting of the
Cliffside Park Board of Health. Mr..
Kubli had just paid up his fine of
$3.50, imposed upon him by Acting
Recorder B. Duncan McClave for ad-
mitting persons under 16 years of age
into his movie .theater on Palisade
avenue, Cliffside, but had done so
under protest Kubli had taken ex-
ception to statement of member
Vosburgh's in which he had said
that there was only. one child in the
Amusement Park the night that he
had inspected the same. The harsh
epithet brought quick action on the
part Of ~. c." who removing his
hat and glasses when his accuser
hurled chair at his head which only
missed it's mark by the quick ducking
of the target. A blow in the face was
handed Kubli in return, and it looked
for a few moments as though blood
might be split. Mr.. Vosburgh was
urged to make a complaint against
his assailant, but refused to do so.
Mr.. Kubli during his hearing had
drawn attention to the fact that the
Walker street movie house just
around the corner should also be
fined. The members of the Board,
however, objected that no complaint
against them had been received, but
they would be ready to do so at any
time. Kubli also objected that he
was Disseminated against while the
Park was allowed to ADMIT children
at pleasure.
The Board also brought action
through Inspector Dyer against for
mer Councilman "Joe" Carpenter for
not living up to the notice of the
Board to connect his Palisade avenue,
Cliffside, property with the sewer.
He was fined by the Recorder.
Palisadian., 1916-07-22
Heath Lectures
To Prisoners

Sheriff Robert N. Heath delivered
his illustrated lecture on "Prison Re-
form" to the prisoners on Black
wells Island on Thursday afternoon
at o'clock. Prominent lawyers and
officials of New York City were
present.
Miss May Patterson, lawyer of
New York, who recently Investigated
conditions at the county Jail at Hack
ensack, was instrumental in securing
the Sheriff to lecture there. 1t is
understood she is interested in prison
reform.
Palisadian., 1916-07-22
Village Gossip

1t is all very well to play the
martyr, but that doesn't excuse a
public official who keeps his mouth
shut in the face of fire.
If some effort is not made to stop
fool speeding in Anderson avenue, it
is going to become a nuisance and a
menace.
Fl Tbs borough weed cutters came
through Palisade last week and
sniped the edges along the sidewalks.
The worst spot in Palisade in a
rainstorm now is at the northwest
corner of Edgewood lane and DORM
court road. The water banks up dis
tressingly because it has no adequate
outlet, and forms a big little lake
similar to what used to run folks
wild at Bluff and Cumbermede roads,
now happily fixed.
The late Mrs. Fred S. Wells was a
remarkable housekeeper. Her home
was the perfection of neatness. 1t
was scrupulously clean, and her
cellar was kept immaculate. Indeed,
for cellar, it was wonderful. In the
laundry she had carpet down, a
small cooking stove on which the
irons were heated, and everything
looked quite as attractive as parlor.
Those who saw the house marvelled
at it.
The rumor that the Bennett house
had been sold proved to be false
alarm.
Este Flagge is now working in his
fathers wholesale grocery store, New
York City. Este says he is bound
to be a salesman or bust.
The William Hollingers left We'd
nesday last for their annual summer
outing. They will again go to the
California coast, this being sort of
paradise to their way of thinking,
with Palisade leading, of course.
If some of the gossip going around
the village were canned it might be
just as we'll.
Miss Bette St. John at three and a
half has a vocabulary quite up to
date. Speaking to some young boys
the other day on the Brady porch
she said, "Come on, fellers, I've been
waiting a long time" They were
going out to play in the sand.
Did anybody ever see more Won
derful baby than the new little five
weeks old Miss Helen Joan Burdett !?
And such hair! Almost coal black
and thick-oh, my! And what's more,
she's the Baby Beautiful.
Many ladies met at the home of
Mrs. Sargent Monday to fold band
ages for the Red Cross.
Ed Greer has been forced, due to
an injured right arm to resign his
active interest in the Palisade Base
ball Club. However, he is with the
team i'll spirit and hopes to be able
to play next season.
Mrs. Reynolds has a very cute NAL
tese poodle which she brought home
last week.
Ed Darby spent the last weekend
with his brother-in-law and family
in the Adirondacks. Mrs. Darby will
not return for about week.
Mr.. Alcide Pinard finds it quite
lonely now that the family is in
Canada, but he manages to keep
house just the same.
DIR. C. F. Hunter bought a dandy
Cadillac four last week.
Paul Berkey is visiting friends in
the Adirondacks.
Miss Lottie Buchanan visited
griends in New York Thursday.
Mr.. Foeppel has his property
studded with neat looking metal
stands which hold water for the
birds to bathe in.
Palisadian., 1916-07-22
Two Corkers From
w. E. Underwood
Of Tenafly
Il f1E I <ffsro<fDlzf4N
-. A Rhyme for Wilson

A gentleman and scholar in The
Sun the other day deplored the
alleged fact that there is no rhyme
for Wilson. Huh!-Goo-goos and
$pangulikens, and other spawned
cattle, clumb up from the mug-wump
pens and snorted for the battle They
soused their innards with a beer
that never came from Pilsen, and
then they started in to cheer and root
for Woodrow Wilson.
Palisadian., 1916-07-22
Infant Dies

The eight months old infant of Mr..
and Mrs. Studerous, who live in the
former May home, Dearborn road,
died early this week. The child had
been frail from birth, it is said.
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