The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1916-07-11

terday, returning 10 w ash. Oh Tie eNCAuLhS
train. Come again, Mr.. and Mrs. W. W.
The Day Condensed
President went out to where they are
made; addressed the men who make
them; narrowly escaped being run into
by one of them on his way TO the train
and left for Washington just FIVE Fords
after 4 p. m.
Striking demand for clean journalism
in Detroit yesterday.
Still we hope the Scripps-Stair entente
will get together with the newsboys- We
realize that The Times cannot come up
to the expectations of those who want to
know where to go for their coffin lacks
and tanglefoot
If there is anybody running for presi-
dent who has not been received. he better
come now while Judge Alfred j. Murphy
is in good form.
President had no business coming out
here TO a craftsmanship congress and
knocking the Free Press Mexican railway
holdings.
Pen Picture of Newsboys on First Page
Free Press and News
This Newsboy Sti This Newsboy Has
Sells EN- QUIT
Lives a decent life Tough in manner
and tries to serve the Unclean In life. Para
public. site trying 10 get more
than living by bully
ing smaller newsboys
When all others fail, it's comfort to
know you can at least get one that's fit
to read.
Yes, EvanselIne, the Dear People Are Always
Getting II In the Neck, So Editors Are People
Dear G. T. Sis Editors People?-my uncle
says they aint,-he says they cant ever go 70
heaven cause they amt none OF them got any
souls,-he says they amt People like us, My
uncle worked for newspaper once and Editors
amt made like us, they got big eyes that come
together inside and awful big ears and nose
they hear things that never was said and
smell things that amt and my Uncle says his
Job was to hunt around for awful things, awful
good or awful bad buA,he things he found out
had to be awful and my Uncle says when he
couldn't find out any thing awful to tell the
Editor he would roar just like a earthquake, ar
eyes would turn round and round like the two
bright balls on top OF engine and chased my
uncle away now my uncle is working in
Undertakers shop day times and watches grave
yard nights cause he couldent find out nothir
awful enough told my Uncle | goin tC
writ the paper and find out but he tried TO scare
me not TO do IL, he said now you just say thu
name ed-et-her over slow an you'll see wha
the name comes from but my Uncle is alwayi
maxim us laugh with funny things an thong
maybe he is foolin US again.-is Editors People
EVANGEL1NE.
By the way: what has Charles f
Hughes done since he was nominated be
sides having his picture taken?
In which same connection may we ask
Who is the mysterious unknown whC
seems always to get into the group with
visiting celebrity?
Well, they had to get out of Philadel
phia and the Lord only knows what vii
become of them now.
A Ford employe was fined So for crawl
ing through the window of Woodward
ave. car. This way you pay later and il
costs more.
Need we remark that the name Of the
latest victim of penny matching with ar
affable stranger, is Fish?
Need we, furthermore, enter into the
detail of his particular species?
Tom Sharkey, bankrupt pugilist, is
100000 in debt. That looks like body
blow for the creditors.
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