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The Oskaloosa herald., 1916-11-23
Who VIII Successor Be?

Des Moines, Nov, 22.-Much specu-
lation is being INDUCED in as to the
probable successor to ]. B. Wilson,
Iowa railroad commissioner. The posi-
ton of railroad commissioner pays a
salary of $4,000 a year.
The Oskaloosa herald., 1916-11-23

Washington, Nov. %. - Announce
ment that he will introduce resilu-
ton for an embargo on foodstuffs as
soon as congress meets was made to-
day by representative Fitzgerald of
New York, chairman of the House APP
preparations committee.
The Oskaloosa herald., 1916-11-23
Penetrate British Trenches.

Berlin, Nov. REPRESENTATION of two
German detachments into British
trenches, destruction Of defensive
works and capture Of number OF
prisoners were announced in today's
official statement.
The Oskaloosa herald., 1916-11-23
Another Case of ryphus.

Fort Madison, Nov. 22.-Another
Mexican suffering from typhus was
reported here today, making the fifth
case of the disease which has already
cost the life of one man here. The
danger of an epidemic is considered
grave.
The Oskaloosa herald., 1916-11-23
pirlomatn Leave Athens.

Rome, Nov. 22.-Departure of dip
lcmats, represnting all Teutonic pow
ers from Athens amid demonstrations
was reported in a wireless dispatch
received here today from Athens.
The Oskaloosa herald., 1916-11-23
THIEVES STEAL MUCH DOPE
DR.. Ryan's Office at New Sharon Was
Broken Into Last Night.

New Sharon, Nov. 22.-Thieyes
broke into the office of DR.. John Ryan
Tuesday night or this morning and
get away with a quantity of drugs,
just how much is not ascertained.
Among other things morphia tablets
worth about $500 are missed.
The Oskaloosa herald., 1916-11-23

London. Nov. ga dispatch from
Switzerland says Vienna reports Kali
ser wilhelm OF Germany and King
Ferdinand Of Bulgaria were TO arrive
III Vienna today
The Oskaloosa herald., 1916-11-23
NO SETTLEMENT
HOPED FOR SOON
MEXICAN MEMBERS REFUSE TO
MAKE STATEMENT.
EIGHT AMERICANS
VIlistas Enter Santa Rosalia and
Bandits Are Running Military
Trains Between There and
Parral and Jiminez.

Atlantic City, Nov. 22.-Hope that
the Mexican question might be set.
tied within few days is apparently
wavering in the minds of the Mexi
can-American joint commission.
Following the presentation of the
American plan for the withdrawal OF
the expedition in Mexico, Mexican
members of the commission refused
to make any statement and Commits
sioner Cabrera left for Philadelphia.
DR.. John Smott of the American
section is in Cleveland, Ohio, today
but this will not halt the conferences
as his colleagues are understood to
know his attitude toward any action.
No definite action, however, is expect
ed until he returns.
Eight Americans Trapped.
Nogales, Ariz., Nov. 22.-Eight
Americans were trapped in Parral,ac
cording to the belief of four Ameri-
cans who arrived here after II days
travel over mountains and deserts
since their escape from Parral after
Villistas had entered the city.
The possibility that the other eight
Americans also escaped is held by
one or two of the refugees but the
others fear they were massaCred.
Fifty Chinese and twenty Syrians
and Turks were killed by Villa, ref,
ugees afterward declared.
Villa Enters Santa RosaIia.
Ell Paso, Nov. 22.-Since the return
of General Trevino's Carranzistas to
Chihuahua City, Villistas have entered
Santa Rosalia, according to Ameri-
can refugees, and bandits are running
military trains between Parral, Jimi
nez and Santa Rosalia.
Wire communication was again cut
south of Chihuahua City, yesterday
Chinese and Arabs fleeing to FL PasC
declare Villa is paying his men with
crudely fashioned gold and silver
coins worth $3.50 each. obtained from
Zapata, revolutionary leader in the
south.
The Brinkley argus., 1916-11-17

Mrs. Jas. M. Haynie returned to her home in Helena Sunday after few days visit here with her mother, Mrs. Jennie Brown. The best typewriter ribbon made for any kind of a machine you can always get right here in Brinkley from the Folsom Print cry.
 T. W. Yersley returned to his home in Forrest City Sunday, after a two weeks visit here with his daughter, Mrs. Annie E. Allen.
 Fine Buff Orphington cocker els. at a sacrifice, Apply or phone 175. L. JNneback, 11-1o-1e. Brihkley Ark.
 Mrs. James M. Oliphant re- turned to her home in Cotton Plant Sunday after a several days visit with her sister. Mrs. E. l.. Woodfin.
 WANTED-to Loan Half Mil lion Dollars on Improved Farm Land in Eastern Arkansas. Long term How rate. Apply to
 J. D. Henley. 11-1O-l6. Brinkley, Ark.
The Brinkley argus., 1916-11-17

Mrs. Arthur c. Anderson was down from Zent the past week the guest of Mrs. I. J. Woodfn, It only costs ten cents to read James Lane Aliens latest book, The Cathedral Singer, at Converse's.
 Mrs. Harry H. Myers has re- turned to her home in Little Rock after a several days visit to relatives and friends in Brink ley.
 Henry Schaefer, our clever rice growing friend of Hunter, was showing Chas. Stroup of Belleville, H., and John Witty of Ferguson Mo-, around the country and was with them over to Little Rock the past week.
 FOR SALE AT A BARGAINvsJ. I. Case mounted engine apd boiler. 35 horse power. HSsbeen pull ing rice plant for two seasons, Will sell for cash or on time at a bargain. Call on, or write
 BOX 55, Hunter. Ark.
 w. T. Robinson was in Brink ley last night in quest of labor CTS, both for farm and tim Der work, 2 miles south of Trice's Bridge and z miles southwest of Cotton Plant. MT. Robinson was also seeking to sell a fine 5 year old black saddle horse and sub- scribed for the ARGUS in order to keep posted on how to fill these wants of his.
 Mrs. s. Bac rach returned Monday from ena after al three months visit there with her daughter, Mrs. Lou Allen berg. who accompanied her home.
 WANTED Agents in Eastern Arkansas to sell insurance to negroes. Policy provides weekly benefits on account of sickness i or accident, burial SG6d for in- sured and deatbLbenefits, pay able to bene6Gary. Premiums from l5c ts<2oc collected weekly. l Write foCAgency for your town. AddressSt. Francis Mutual Bene- fit Association, ForrestlCity, Ark. !
The Brinkley argus., 1916-11-17

Mrs. J. H. Stack is visiting friends in Augusta this week.
 1t just costs ten cents to read any book in the Library at Con- verses.
 Mrs. w. w. Smith visited relatives in Little Rock this week.
 Ask for coupons at the Palace Drug Store. Valuable ufeafiums FREE. Ask for catalogueA
 Frank H. Cole, the Mayor of Hilleman who lives in Brinkley, was a Memphis visitor Monday.
 Fine Buff Orphipgton cocker els. at a sacrifice. Apply or phone 175. L. IIheback,
 Mnkey, Ark.
 w. H. Overh6lhhas been quite sick the past week, but is inn proving.
 Mrs. J. B. Dunlap left Tues day afternoon for Wynne, where she will visit her brother until after Christmas.
 Mrs. c. Parker and children left Tuesday afternoon for a few weeks visit with her parents in Paragould.
The Brinkley argus., 1916-11-17

MT. and Mrs. Jake Lamm
 spent Sunday and Monday in Little Rock. Mrs. Lamm went
 on into Memphis upon return
 Monday night, while Jake re-
 sumed his duties at the store. FOR SALE Several empty
 cocoa cola barrels, the very thiny
 for water and~9ther purposes. also two nice /show cases for sale at a bargain. Apply, phone or write, Brown & Mitchell. LoST-On Monday, Nov. 13, 1916, somewhere on Main St., Cypress St. or New Orleans Ave. ladies handbag, eopGning small sum of money, pair oteye glasses. pair of men's gloves, bunch of keys and blackwell. Finder will return same to ARGUS and get reward. Mrs. L. c. Boon. Congratulations and good wishes to his old Monroe County friends comes from o. H. Coop CT. the saw mill man, who is now living at Shamrock, La. It is because he feels a new interest in dear old Brinkley" since she has voluntarily voted the white dry" ticket.
 LAND FOR RENT l5O acres 8 miles south of Brinkleyy 12O acres 2 miles west ofBHnkley. 15O, acres 5 miles sS1kheast of Brinkley. 40 acres Ymile from Wheatley, Ark. 100 acres l mile from Wheatley, Ark. All good cotton and corn propositions. Address Box 56, Brinkley, Ark.
 Mrs. Frank Folsom and little daughter of Memphis are visiting here this week.
 FOR SALE OR "pADE City Property for Farm Land. One of the bekT residence prop critics in BriHkley. eight rooms and bath, pr1p0 by 15O, corner. near High &cbSol. One house of five rooys rnd lot l5O by 200 near Ugh Schpol. Also 7& acres with tbree room house in city limits of Brinkley, and sev- eral vacant lots. H. R. Simpson. l
The Brinkley argus., 1916-11-17
| AND PERSONAL

'lnds of Legal Blanks for the ARGUS Office.
 E-Kodaks and SUD- Palace Drug Store.
 Brickell and Miss Atha of Earvell, spent Sunday nth friends.
 bayne, the real estate as rented offices upstairs Greeplee building.
 edate office rooms may be n .tbetsnew Vaccaro-
 'qing when complet- 'ply to Dr. T. J. Stout. Hlll McKie of Wynne. guest of Mrs. A. C. won this week.
 Clover and Blue Grass, ], TOOK in the Library. A C' Huddleston was cotton Plant this morn Snd ,s the bedside of her as' |. H. McKie, who HQuite i'll. 0
 read Her Illus
 'e" It is one of the ee'estlng q books of the sAlE Three tboro,,sh |';s< aaa \ Males of finest ElsaaIsI. ts,as strain. Apply to ], sAR,s Ras Fletcher left last ad A9Sasers' 'Sa where she Y a.. 'hs winter in with her Mrs. Fhos. E. Mo-
The Brinkley argus., 1916-11-17

FOR SALE Several empty cocoa cola barrels. the very thing for water and other purposes. also two nice Show cases for sale at a~bargain Apply. phone or write, Brown X Mitchell.
The Detroit times., 1916-12-05

n either case 1nhappiness is GER
,aia. 20 be his portion Sel's,ndy
and the choosing OF sound stand
ards and motives % action are es-
entail 20 make ambition worth
while. There arc many things the
ambitious man must guard against
FOR ono 'hins and most I'm
rortant thing ne must recognize
rs natural 'a'ants. his aptitldes.
@ that b shall aot fall into the
,rrcr OF dreaming dreams that can.
LC- possibly Be 'e4lized
A mans ap,it-des ,or example
ray de slch that be VIII make a
-ccsssful phys can. but an uuslc
tesss1i lawyer Il this case Il would
b. foolish fo- h'm % develop Al
ambition 20 win :ame In the courts.
3. likewise. a man with talen,
The Detroit times., 1916-12-05
The Moral Task OF Democracy
o. BENJAMIN MCKEE oEmmlLL. 7usIici"

stick. going about yelling square
1sal and doi7g nothlrE 5lr quietly
Ilt into practice the Golden Rule It
must maintain strict neutrality
among parring nations. wiling that
property righrs be sro.trated. but
insisting that lives OF neutrals De
not sacrificed
Democracy must follow the Chris
tar policy in our domestic and for
eixn relations n must have none
n the seiaslness ror parrisanship
as exhibited in the late Campaign
The me arst" and rational honor
policy of some has plunged Europe
into tne aKfIl and bloody war thru
which ~ as passing The Golden
Eule policy of Ieu ocracy has kept
THIS na'lcu AZ peace and given the
sarmerB and manufacturers a high
p..ce 'or 'hetr products Which \
he wiser policy? The selfish policy
styoe oe4tef sy the imperial!sts. or the
Chr.st..1 policy practiced by Demo
racy. cu all moral Issues dcnoc-
lacy ha rot long hesitatei, and
hence stpe hat Mr. Bryan will be
allie pr AIRY out h!s great pur-
poses The very Iife ~ democracy
g. -Ogol Up IN not dodgIpg moral
lsspo- ea state problems History
g'H re.e any man IN America who
Goes l1 LAY fair. and = no tries 20
enter of-e under false preiences.
r Uay ~ allowances for man
far M ufal calinre, but no allow
arr. r be made for 4 mans OBJ
lrg arf subterfuFe Democracy
-.L fail "A long as " deals
.srS md fairly with All Issues.
Narora sues ought 70 be lifUed %
o rr.a- plane than politicians are
scf ard 70. but here should be
a1.,rg elhAh )r narro1minded
r.s3 'tam
1he ire ~ America depends
3on t United States etaltlng the
. Golden lie policy among tho ma
'ar nat srlall and great ma
Mas hava no reason tt attack
sod all know hat We are the
friend ~ all Fhis should be- The
m NJ irmocracy in its foreign pol
O., faa this most Cbretian policy
ra tried ont and that iustits
rlghteoueress may BE- the
stersa, ot our IeslIngs witl all
fsop.e Those principles will ever
ftslra he trucsf and strongest
~ ac morican democricv main
'- Institutions which All live
.. stimulate patriotism
tn virtue and illuminate the
srt % tie lght 81 freedom. re-
tetiar ,Derty. hand In hand with
1rler and prosperity
The Detroit times., 1916-12-05

t7r Jaw. but 40 aptitude t6r states
rssn4hip would make Erea, mis-
take 20 think ~ exceilng In poll
Ics
And il would be equally absurd
Tor man naturally untitled for the
banking business 90 picture himself
shining a. a banker
Yet mistakes IKE these are made
every day Saltsrudy. "a nrs'
step in choosing ones vocation. Is
'ar from being tre ruls
As a consequence. thousands Of
ambitious men 70 rainbow chasing
All thru life. They are 'oredoomed
20 eat the bitter fruit Of frustrated
hopes
Vat they are right IN being am
fitlous. Th. dimculty is that. with.
out knowing b.. hey are aiming az
lie ana5tunabla seif.study. aided
5y the advice of an expert vocation
counsellor. would have shown them
he path along which they could
lope 20 progress successfully
And II man chooses the right
rath-wha' them Then the import
ant thing IS for him 20 scru'inize
carefully the motives of his ambl.
ton and the means hy which be is
seek.ng 20 realize it.
r be measures success only In
collars and cents IL be aims mere.
ly a. wealth. power. or prestige
he might zs well not be ambitious
a. all 80 far as the gaining ot hap
piness is concerned
Happiness and peace oi mind.
"the fruit % hopes crowned with
success" do not come 10 the money
erubber or placa-hunter They are
reserved FOR tho man animated By
deals of self expression and Ideals
o.. service.
To succeed In order 70 gain com.
plete BeltexpreEsion. and IN order
tr be % really great use 20 the
world. thIs l. thl motive tha, should
govern the ambitious man.
Under .ts impulse he may indeed
win wealth, power and prestige
He has an excellent chance OF win.
ming them. Bu. also he will win
much more than these--much that
70 FAR better. Far more 20 be desired
than any of these
The Detroit times., 1916-12-05
Pointed Paragraphs

The family tree OF the CRATER is
2 plum tree
Pleasure before duty means that
duty will lose out
Sparks Of genius have nothing 20
do with love making.
A heroic wife n one who could
talk back but refuses 20 do A.
As a trouble maker a Jealous
woman isn't In # with a Jealous
man.
Many mans wife dresses styl
isbly because his creditors can az
ford Il.
Too many prefer 10 pose as
bread winners rather than as bread
makers.
A woman's love for dress and
dressing - apt 20 keep her husband
guessing
Today girl is a beautiful bride
and tomorrow she Is just Mrs
blank.
" II never proper for a girl 70
ST on young mans knee without
securing his permission.
After a young man has been mar.
RED about six weeks be begins 20
notice how mucn his wife resembles
her mother
About the only time a henpecked
man IL allowed 20 head the process
sion Is when his wife thinks she
hears burglars downstairs.
The Detroit times., 1916-12-05
A Poem a Day


THE Old ROSE DRESS
Beneath the caves where the trag-
rant Gloom
players bow
Across tae strings and the attic room
Is aued with a cadence. soft aud
Away n ne corner where pons may
eAss, Il, hidden grown old 50
And tasrs. with The treasures Of long
IN. oia rose dress Of another June
Her FRS, long dress fot tho bride
Her neart was Hight and her fac
The day sas buried tn. gown among
Her cherished things. and she left
Now time has waitensa her raven
And I'e sings low in pialnuve
EKcep' wien she steals up the attic
To ,5e old rose dre,, OF another
June
Her own have come. and her own
And al a;ye stood meath IN. mar
where sSest. we're gathered 20 e.a
them on
Their ros.ed way and 20 wish them
we'll
The gue.t' have gon. and the silent
spell
Has com. ths, follows tho bridal
noon.
And found here there. where tho tear
drops fell
on the old rose dress of another
Iune
No man nsy know Of the woman e
part
In l'fe's whole test. nor the tears J..
brings
Nor urdsrstand how her woman g
heart
u an enwrsppsd ~ tho little
thlnEa
a little worn shoe wlth ia fasselled
strings
A broken slate or rswter spoon
Anf. on the wealth % 10Y that rlings
To the old rose gown ~ another
June
John p Wells, in the Buffalo
News
The Detroit times., 1916-12-05
To Just How Much
Of Living Cost Should
We Charge Unused Land?

nj. az. -s,.-g,t.-.- d. -,.rb ,r tr- -r.ef. .ft
40 the solution Of the h.eh cos' .. a,.as. d
term 50 rrnsraIIt The tonic of discussion '.a. Az
- =, ..,h-.,..,-5 ..b d. ~. I.,. d. N
1"' ,oi''' 80 '
me hine
40 doubt there are those who ea. ''' ia~.-
and are making fht-.s,I Ives p1tt-t.. .nnp.-cr.C
Inc 10, ,,,ss,rsr,,
..-t
no "'4O'' "'-' -..-f
luxurious. wastetu. living in 'ar a..rt
which might bs adyaraceul-l f,Ig gerel vth
~ ,br.f, ~ ,ss European
....- -...., --
But ms ls NOT so.-'-'h 'i lAs 4-.'. ''
Is our e1trAyagance The cause, and l B, these
two tk.1cs With which We are concerned
r. ..--. .,..-. ,,..-. tt. -r-s,s-+ --1,s tN4f
,..
'1!s COUNTY,
sheet thar s-r -ncet t1c taci, ile FFlee went
s6s-.ng
,-..- ...- ---,s ,-- ,o, ne h,r--fsrt hgt
-.-,.t. ,,.-,-ss .-
ilt'e ~ s..- 7'
properly feed ccr people
sit s-o- reports gathered east ard wes-. H
would seem thar those Who manipulate cr-
markets are v7-s.-g -h.s matter from hrtt ends
ksepi-E The ,upp.s ar '1w water mark and glls
lrr rr.ces accordingly
-rl.-. .-,.,t .a.~, %, 10 either a gross lack
.- .4,ls7. -,s-ssa--s-- ~ f-et ,.g~- 7~ an 81.
- .-f..t ..-...- ,..-..- r.-.tfl- .,-.- ..-----,-
a., -. H. a., =. --.sa ,A. -.,.-,s,s hr,sr
-.---r.T. sfys 1.,,.....- on --s r..r. Of ra-e--
+,
y-r..sve- .ts cause We must IN agree -ha.,
10 stn,r4 80 s-os4.lr +.sr-,s--t ta-. .ha-o IN.
,e..tv,,,o-, b. ~ srs--et e.,.rr~-.-- and
r,es.s,-ss tass- q, -e-.ts. r., F.- -r, - --s
mos, vital question u-a va-r -as L-.tsl
80 - -ss =. 5.-s,-~v r-ev ~ .--- ---Bo-
go tbst W. no ~, i-rr4- h- a tt-t ~ .ea
80 -. - 80. -.--.--. ,.s.A -..-...... ~ fs,t
aSoss nsonis s-s 4ate-.,-.. M bq reason ~ MA.
The Detroit times., 1916-12-05
CIGARMAKERS' TROUBLES.

Vow comes Tho president OF tho Cigar Manu-
facturers' association ~ imerica explaining just
why the price OF cigars is advancing and Il is
tho same as with others. The mrnition factories
are stripping tho labor market because they can
a ford 90 pay better wages. -ifh tho result that
other lnduerio- ar" nsrinE serious loss Not
orlv- is leaf tobacco NOR" cXp. naite than for
mcrly ont even fhc'cig5r boxes and tlu cans and
tho paper used iu packing and for labels cost
more The cigaruatert arc having their trou-
bios. bat hey should no, fccl lonesome because
ney have an abundance 81 company Memphis
Nrwr rcIuiiar
The Detroit times., 1916-12-05
A COSTLY PRECAUTION.

Tho nervous man had m unconGuerable dread
= fire Even whom he vent holiday making he
,arricg rope with hook on t1e end 70 faciil-
atc hs escape I'm case of hTe IN one on MS
,,r,r,or trirs tho proprietor ~ 2 small country
,o,ei happenod 20 come INTO the nervous guests
sodroou lust Hs he was unpachng. The pro
lrietor's eyes lighted on the rope
whats that?" he asked. sugpiciously.
That's nre escape" tic nervous man said.
4 alwavs have H with me so that IN case OF fire
can let myself down from the window"
The landlord rubbed ts chin meditatvely.
'.That IS not bad iGoa" he said AZ length.
but guests with IRE esclpes pay In advance at
hts hotel"
The Detroit times., 1916-12-05
Merely Millionaires

Many plain American parent
who is very FAR from the exalted
rank of millionaire will read with
interest and approval of The two
Yale freshmen who ''beA IT, from
their ALMA mater for parts unknown
because they became tired Of being
merely sons ~ millionalrcs" and
wished 70 go ~ work
To send a son 10 college or not
send him Is a very ticklish problem
In these happy days. The book learn
ing may or may not be important
The real question is does the four
gesrs in college make boy a better
all round human being or not
Oftimes. Ne regret 30 say, II does
rot MnllOnaires' sons are perhaps
not az prone 10 waste their four
Years as The boys who think they
are millionaire sons or. AZ any rate,
pretend 10 be. F-orn whatever
causes, there is plenty OF wasting
II IL good sign that two Amer
lean boys have resolved against col.
lego because 10 didn't give them
enough 20 do II might have been
letter for their college n they had
sfayed on AMI resolved 10 make
their college NE worth while Their
example wcJld have been worth
many chapel lectures BIt the main
fo.nt is that they wanted ~ do
tcme. hing worth doing and proceed
90 90 do H. 4 little moro Of this
evolutionary fpirit. and American
colleges would cease to be doubtful
Injuries and would become almost
receasitleh.--MsN York Tribune.
The Detroit times., 1916-12-05
The Daily Reminder
roDAN's ANNINERs ARIEs

ANb y y - Nv hNhtN
lts- -MaIta Van Butrn, eighth
President os the United states. pufH
in Nlnaerhooh. \. \. Died thero Jus
-, IAt-.
tsls Gcn Jose Tomas Hoyrs a.
spanish ruyallst soldier. notorious
Tor his feroclty kaAed ia battle in
Venezuela
President Madison. In a mes-
sage go congress, urged the estao-
lisuwvut of a national university
ibas-Gcorge A. custer. famous sole
dltr, born iu Harrison vuuutN, bhlo
Killed in battle with tho lnaiaUs at
Little kig horn, Mont. june 30. $3.50.
1876 -tsrD stephen " kouIuel,
under orders flim Washington a.
lpNeed 10 california and establish a
prov nsiat government arrived al
santa Maria.
lSot Founding o. Topeka. capital
and largest City ~ kansas
lheA President Lincoln named sal
mon = Chase as chief Justice of tnv
supreme court oG the United ~tatre.
1870 Rome declared 10 be the
is;s-The body OF Baron pc Palm
was cr"matrd IA WssnlnKtun, lar
this being the nr-t cremation per-
formed IA the United states.
lseNTho new parliament house In
Berlin ~as opened by the emperor.
lsQA--F F1rst trackless trolley speed
70 miles an hour. began ruun'ns IN
Berlin.
AF'e ~Nii tANhl1 AaNlfNNAA hANUN+~
man became British premier.
ONE YEAR AGO TO-DAY IN rHE
WAR
Vienna reported Austrian victory
over MontrneKrins
ON the AusJro- italian lins the vio-
lent nghtlng around GoriEia lesscnei
pevcrpUbiy.
War policy of Italian cabinet sus-
tanned in vote % confidence oy cham
Der q deputies
Retresting Serbian troops over
taken and defeated near Albanian
border BY BuigariEns
ToDAl's BIRTHDAYS
Vice Admiral SIR John r. Jellicoe
who has been named frst sea lord
cf the British admiralty. born IS
years ago today.
Rear Admiral John n. rpshur T. -
n retired. Tho oldest Twins Eraiuafe
90 the paval academy. born in Nortn h.
smpton coputy. Va. s2 years ago
today.
Lieut. sherman Miles. T. s A. son
~ the former commanding officer -
the army, born 81 years Ago today
ri Rev walter Sumner. Eqis-
cophl bishop Of Orcg n. horn !n Man
chester y ~ years ago today
Lord Tieriea VITO married NJ -
Vivian Gould. % New York and who
has heeu doing his 30" IN thc Brit
isn military service. born 69 yeHrs
age today
KID" Williams premier bantam
weight puEi,ist of America. born ir
Copenhagen. Denmark. - years age
today,
The Detroit times., 1916-12-05
IT'S A GREAT GAME.

As 2 Ts So AE
'EGG Substitute 0 0 O 0 u
ssttsd fer A. Ken IN isst evenings custara
Errsr % omission.
As We understand Judge JeFries. upon
hls return - the bench (Gre-tmg jeff
autoists who drt- wito cutouts 0Ueu vii
DO well % come into court with their
pOcketbooks likewise
Now the prce Of caskets has been in
creased. But. personally. we are doing
all we can t. boycott that industry, as it
is.
A new wrecking company has filed ar
hcles Of association In Lansing By tho
way wonder If that wreckrg company
which goes by the name Of Ham e. Egg
has legal standing?
A glance at the want ad columns sug.
gests that the bricklavers, also. are quit
ting on their Jobs.
We Are Most Heartily In Favor ~ Hu~arl.
tsrans on the Order - M B. % the
Following Lines
The Detroit times., 1916-12-05
THEIR INTENTION.

Ed.h-l don't intend 10 be- married un'n after
an 3O
Maud-And ] don intend 10 be- 80 until after
am married -Boston Transcript
The Detroit times., 1916-12-05

No ono challenges lcss admira
lion amonr thinking people than the
man who boasts that he has never
been klssed.-Ohio State Journal
The Detroit times., 1916-12-05
Ever At 1t

when is You. sister thinking pf
rettlng married.
Constantly o. Pelican.
The Detroit times., 1916-12-05
BE AMBITIOUS WISELY

sY n. AOOiNcToN sRUcE
PArenthooa" etc