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East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1916-03-06
Catarh Cannot Be Cured

with LOCAL APPLICATIONS. as they
cannot reach the seat OF the disease ca
tarrh is a local disease, greatly lntluenceu
by constitutional conditions, and IN order 10
c1re il you must take an internal remedy. y
UaIl's Catarrh Cure is taken lnterhaliy
and acts thru the blood on the mucous Surc sur
faces of the system Halls Cntarrh Cute
,,as rrsscrlbed by one OF the best physicl-
ans IN mis- country for years. 1t Is com
posed pos Of some Of the best toncs known r,Hd5
nnrigiers The perfect combination Of the
IN rretlients In Halls Catarrh Cure Is what
nrSd,iccs such wonderful results IN catarrha'
rondItions Send for testimonials tree'
r ! CHENEY Il CO, Props ToleHo' w.
uall's Family pills for constipation
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1916-03-06

Mivelaz. Mayor Thompson's sister-in-
law
You've got to come across, Mrs
Rowe told me when ! received my
second pay check" said Mrs. Eaton.
DO YOU mean it," / asked and she
replied Yes. the mayor knows it
Maizie says we've got to come across. '
Maizie is Mrs William Hale Thomp-
SON"
Mrs. Eaton then related hoy. sh.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1916-03-06

CARTER & SMYTHE. ATTORNEYS
at law office in rear Of Ameri-
can National Bank building
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1916-03-06
BEAUTY PARLORS
HOG Movement Now
Restricted by d
Rather Low Price

Courtesy sundays JournaL)
PORTLAND, Ore.--A serious oe-
crease in the marketing OF swine ana
small increases in other lines were
features Of the local livestock trace
for the week.
Phe big drop in the volume Of hogs
reaching the North Portland market
AS compared with the previous SIX
davs was due to one Of two things
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1916-03-06
HE PREFERRED JAIL
TO HIS RELATIVES

DIES MONIES. Iowa. March al,
,Tamson called the police and asked
them to send a patroi wagon to his
home after him.
What do YOU want to go to jail
for?" he was asked.
Il can't get along with my rela'
tives" was the reply.
The patrol wagon was sent and
Jamison was hauled to police head
quarters. The police say he was not
intoxicated.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1916-03-06

LemueI Ely Quigg, New York law
ver and known as the Great Ac-
celator.o in the subway investigation
now heing held by the Thompson leg.
islative committee, photographed on
the stand.
He explained that $25oO check from
the r. A Gillespie Company Inter-
borough contractors, ny saying It was
FOR advice ON matters Of garbage,
.'sanitauon" and pipe lines Then he
admitted getting $2aoO more.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1916-03-06

J. T BROWNS FURNITURE STORE
Funeral director and licensed EN-
bslmer Most modern funeral par
lor. morgue and funeral cars. Calls
responded to day or night. Corner
Main and Water streets. Telephone 63
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1916-03-06
INSURANCE ANp LANp BUsINEss

HARTMAN ABSTRACT co. MAKES
reliable abstracts OF title to all
lands in Umaulla county. Buys ana
sells all kinds Of real estate. Does
general brokerage business. Pays
taxes and makes investments for non
residents. Writes fire. life and acci-
dent Insurance References any
bank in Pendleton.
JAMES JOHNS. Pres.
c H MARSH, Sec.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1916-03-06

Government officials IN the Philip
pines have imported seed of a blight
proof coffee from Java. IN the hope of
re-estahlishing an industry that once
was highly profitable
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1916-03-06

\ iitney rolling-chair service is OPP
Grating between Venice aud Ocean
City, Cal The chair is the shape of a
back-to-back soft and holds 10 TO l.
passengers.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1916-03-06
FUNERAL DIRECTORS.

JOHN S. BAKER, FUNERAL d.
rector and licensed embalmer. Op-
posite postof:ice. Funeral parlor, two
funeral cars. Calls responded to day
or night. Phone rs.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1916-03-06
CIIIROPRACTOR.

DIR. GEORGE J. KIM, LICENSED
Chiropractor. Temple Bldg office
phone. l90; residence phone l70.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1916-03-06

Mutton Market Maintained.
Real strenth is apparent only in
the mutton and lamb trade at North
Portland Receipts during the week
were slightly in excess or the previ'
Gus six days bu the total amount
available for the trade was compare
lively limited
In general the market held strong
for all offerings with values main
tained around last weeks average.
General mutton and lamb range:
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1916-03-06
WATCH REPAIRING

Mrs, Eaton replied. Anyway, / had
debts l though that removal might
follow talk with the mayor"
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1916-03-06
GROCERIES

ers cannot afford to ruin the hog in
dustry because their own prosperity
depends upon the prosperity Of the
producer without nogs packing
plant with its hundreds of thousands
Of invested capital would be useless,
General hog market range:
Choice light weights ....$S.0O@S.1oI
Good light weights ..,... 7S5d 7S0
Medium weights ........... 7I0M 775
Rough and heavy ....,,. 750a 76OI
Cattle Going East.
While there was an increase in the
volume OF cattle marketed at North
Portland for the week compared with
the previous six days the better class,
stuff is no longer coming in this di-I
rection Eastern oregon is shipping
Its good stuff to Denver and the east,
The weeks market for cattle was
rather lfeless While II IS true that
$40 was obtained az the start Of the
week for selected pulp red steers, this
was really no advance IN quotations
or a lettering of the market 1t was
simply due to better quality. The av-
erage run Of cattle ruled dun and
somewhat weaker for the six days
trading
The general cattle market range:
Choice pulp fed steers. ..S7.50@ no
Choice grain fed steers. T25d7.35I
Ordinary grain fed steers. I00d rs
Choice hay fed steers go. 69Oa6.95|
Good steers ............. 6.75@6.S6.
Ordinary To common steers 6.00d6.5c.
Choice cows ............ 6.5Oa6.75
Ordinary to common cows 6.OOG6.50
Choice heifers ........... 4.00d5 IS
Choice bgIIs ....-......... S.75d4.5R
Good 10 fair bulls ....... S.O0TS.50
Ordinary to common pulls 2.0002.75
Ordinary To common bulls 500
Good calves . TOO67.5p
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1916-03-06
CLASSIFIED DIRECTORY

FEE & FEE. ATTORNEYS AT
law Office in Despair building
The Palatka news and advertiser., 1916-05-19
The Expandjnu Stone,

In the rock of st. Gowans chapel, IL
Wales, was natural cavity upoI
which the name of the expanding
stone" was bestowed by popular tradi
tion, because the strange fancy prevail
ed that this stone automatically adapt
ed itself to the size Of any one who
entered the cavity.
The legend ran, as quoted by Mr.
George F. Kunz in "The Magic OF
Jewels and Charms" that once, dur
ing the pagan prosecutions, when q
fugitive Christian, hotly pursued, reach
ed this rock it opened up Of its own
accord so that he could slip into Il
and then closed about him so as tC
hide him effectually from his enemies
This expanding stone was believed tC
manifest its magic power by bringing
to pass the wish expressed by any one
who entered it, provided he did not
change his wish while he turned
around within it.
The Palatka news and advertiser., 1916-05-19
Remedy For Anger.

The greatest remedy for anger is de,
lay. Beg anger to grant you this at
the first, not in order that it may par,
don the offense, but that 1t may form
a right Judgment about 1t. If 1t de
lays it will come to an end. Do not
attempt to quell it all at once, for its
first impulses are fierce. By plucking
away its parts we shall remove the
whole We are made angry by some
things which we learn at second hand
and by some things which we ourselves
hear or see. Now, we ought to be slow
to believe what is told us. If
you We're about to give sentence In
court about ever so small sum Of
money you would take nothing as
proved without witness, and wit
ness would count for nothing except on
his oath. You would allow both sides
to be heard; you would allow them
time.-Seneca.
The Palatka news and advertiser., 1916-05-19
Luminescent illumination.

There are several substances that be-
come luminescent after long exposure
to the rays Of the sun, although none
Of them emits brilliant light. 1t Is
believed that this luminescence could
be greatly increased If the problem
were investigated with as much care
as that given to the development of
the incandescent gas mantle. 1t has
been suggested that if luminescent
paint were spread on buildings exposed
to brilliant sunshine they would give
off stored sunlight during the night
and thus preserve one element of the
radiant energy of the sun. One au
thority remarks, THE general use Of
such a paint would enable the more
powerful methods of artificial illumi-
nation to be limited to special locations
and confine the use of existing systems
to indoor service and to spots where
little daylight penetrates. .'-Washing,
ton Star.
The Palatka news and advertiser., 1916-05-19
Could Eat as Well as Write,

Dr. johnson was a great tea drinker.
1t is stated that he would drink thirty
or forty cups Of tea during an evening!
Yet he lived to fair age and appar.
emily suffered no very ill effects from
his great thirst for tea. He was one
OF the most notable of feeders and ate
his food in what we should now think
rather a piggish fashion, making great
grunts and groans of satisfaction or
enjoyment the while and going the
round Of the menu very thoroughly.
Charles Reade, the famous novelist.
Is reported to have been one of the
strangest feeders on record. A contem
porary. writing Of his meals at the Gar.
rick club, says: "EIe took cauli.
flower, tlanked by jug of cream, as
his first course. and great salad to
follow, washed down by curious drinks
OF the shandygaff order He would
drink coffee associated with sweets,
black pudding and toasted cheese, to
the amazement of any onlooker."
The Palatka news and advertiser., 1916-05-19
The Origin of Typography.

About century ago an artist named
Cranch was standing one day In front
Of fire in his home at Administer
Over the fireplace was an oaken man:
telpiece, and it occurred to Cranch
that this eXpanse of wood might be
improved by little ornamentation.
He picked up the poker heated it red
hot and began to sketch bold design.
The result pleased him SO much that
he elaborated his work and began to
attempt other fire pictures ON panels
of wood. These met with ready sale,
and Cranch soon gave all his time to
his new art. This was the beginning
of what Is now known as typography,
Exchange.
The Palatka news and advertiser., 1916-05-19
Charley Horse.

Charley horse" dreaded by ball
players, is an ailment consisting of
displacement and structure of the mus
cles Of the leg. often the sartogial mus
Gle. The trouble is commonly brought
about, not by running. but by quick
stopping at bases. The PLAYER who
stops on his feet" is almost certain
to acquire the ailment in short time
The overworked muscle. slipping out
of place, knots itself into great lump
and exerts pressure on the surrounding
muscles, producing lameness,
Massaging will bring the muscle
back to place. but the trouble returns
at the next serious strain.
When you see player make long
slide which appears unnecessary, the
reason is that he prefers to scrape off
little skin rather than take chances
on "horsing" himself by stopping
standing up.-Exchange.
The Palatka news and advertiser., 1916-05-19
Henpecked Sparrows.

Female sparrows are especially ty.
rannical toward their partners, espe.
cially at nest building time. when they
frequently attack their husbands fierce,
ly on account Of their laziness. AT
such times the female voice can al
ways be detected, both louder and
shriller than that of her mate, as she
pecks and tousles him until he beats
an ignominious retreat. Hen black
birds and thrushes are often very over
bearing and even spiteful toward their
mates when their houses are in course
of construction.
The Palatka news and advertiser., 1916-05-19

Miss Ada Rehan used to say that the
nhest appreciation of her acting she
ever observed came from bandsman
IN the orchestra of Birmingham thea.
ter. When she played the angry Kath.
arlhe she had one piece of superb fury
"a swift march to the back Of the
stage, right about turn and then a
straight march down the stage, pull.
ing up short ard sharp at the foot
lights. One night she saw bands.
man sitting directly in her line of adj
vance shrink back in his chair at the
moment of the full stop at the foot.
lights.
Sure, he thought, 1 wasn't going to
stop on the stage" Miss Reban said
i wonder if he is married to a Kath,
arine"
Ihe next day she sent him a box of
cigars,-Manchester Guardian.
The Palatka news and advertiser., 1916-05-19
Rememberinq Faces.

Hotel clerks have a way of recogniz
ing guests as soon as they sign a reg
ister The most successful hotel keen
ers have to have this power of remem.
berlns the faces Of their guests and all
about them or they would soon lose
their custom by the mistakes they
would make.
Bank cashiers carry in their memo.
r1es the faces and signature of most
OF the customers Of the bank.
Detectives, too, get into the habit of
remembering the faces of every one
with whom they have to deal, whether
criminals or not.
u don't think l have ever forgotten
q customer" clerk in one of the big
safe deposits recently said. There are
hundreds of safe deposit boxes rented
In our vaults, and | can generally re.
member, without referring to our
books, the name, number and pass
word Of each customer. Exchange.
The Palatka news and advertiser., 1916-05-19
The Word "Derrick."

The word derrick" for machine
used to lift heavy weights is curiously
derived from Il London hangman in the
beginning of the seventeenth century
whose name was Theodore and who
is often mentioned in old plays. He
rides circuit with the devil, and Der
rick must be his host and Tyborne the
inn at which he will light" occurs in
THE Bellman of London" published
in 1916. The name thus corrupted
came afterward to be applied by an
easy transition to the gauows and later
still to any frame or contrivance re,
sembling it in shape.
The Palatka news and advertiser., 1916-05-19
LAKE COMO NEWS,

Mr.. and Mrs. H. H. Bratten have
returned to their home at Cleveland,
Ohio.
Mrs. Phebe Belts and Miss Susie
Carson have closed their home and
have returned to Phoenix, N. Y.
Wilbur Hyde, guest at All-view
Cottage, has returned to his home at
Cleveland, O.
D. N. Force and daughters, the
Misses Agnes and Joan have returned
to their home at Montclair, New Jer-
sey.
Miss Flossie Evans has returned
from a visit at Ocala.
Services were held at the M. E.
church Sunday morning. Owing to
inclement weather, no league meeting
was held in the evening.
Miss Lillian Skalak was a visitor at
Jacksonville last week.
The Palatka news and advertiser., 1916-05-19
ADMINISTRATORS NOTICE.

All creditors, legatees, distributes,
and all persons having claims or de-
mands against the Estate of John A.
McCaskill deceased, are hereby noti-
fed to present their claims or de-
mands to me within Two Years; and
all persons indebted to said John A..
McCaskill deceased, are notified to pay
the same Immediately.
A. K. McCASKILL,
Administrator, of the estate of John
A. McCaskill deceased.
This 4th day of May A. D., 1916.
The Palatka news and advertiser., 1916-05-19
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WHY i PAYS TO READ THE ADS,
Mrs Housewife. if Won

Mrs. Housewife, if you picked up
YOUR favorite family paper this evening and
saw new baking powder advertised, would
YOU try that brand tomorrow? Hardly
Why? Because you do not know the brand.
How do you become familiar, then, with
most of your household necessities? Why.
through advertising. An article that you
see advertised continuously appeals to you.
Your good sense tells you that it must be
right, else it could not remain on the mar
ket And what advertising is to an indi-
vidual article it is to business institution.
Advertising draws trade to store. If that
store continues to advertise, it is satisfy
ing it's customers. No business can amount
to much without advertising, nor can ad-
vertising do any business any good unless
that business lives up to it's ADVERTISE
ments. Here, then, is plainly seen why it
pays to trade with the continuous adver-
isers. That is the secret of the mail order
business-the Mail Order Houses keep their
advertisement before the people all the time
in the form of catalogues.
The Palatka news and advertiser., 1916-05-19
VISIT YOUR DAIRY

Have you ever visited the dairy
from which you get your milk? If
not, how do you know as to the clean
liness of the milk you are getting and
as to the sanitary condition of the
bottles in which it is delivered to you?
The bottle delivered to you today
may not have been sterilized and may
have been returned to the dairyman
yesterday from a sick room where
there is measles, mumps, whooping
cough, scarlet fever, dyphtheria or
some other contagious disease. And
this endangers the lives of your chill
dren. Is this not a matter we'll
worth the attention of every parent to!
Consider, that in single year the in
FAINT deaths in New York city wereI
reduced more than one-fourth simply
by providing for inspection of thei
city's milk supply. p!
FROM THE TIME OUR MILK
LEAVES THE COW UNTIL 1T Isl
DELIVERED TO THE CUSTOMER
1T TOUCHES NO SURFACE THAT.
HAS NOT BEEN STERILIZED,
AND ALL OUR BOTTLES ARE;
THOROUGHLY STERILIZED. !
The Palatka news and advertiser., 1916-05-19
POMONA NEWS.

Hiss Margaret Koehler who has
h teaching school near Savannah,
has arrived to spend the summer
her father and sisters.
Eaac Cary left last week for his
he in the north to be absent un-
5the winter months.
leo, Harmon is on the sick list
week and under the doctors care.
H Worcester also has been quite
but is now recovering.
Hiss Margie Fisk came up from
bndo Friday for a short visit with
grandmother, Mrs. A. E. Drake.
r., and Mrs. Thomas Linton re-
he'd to Jacksonville Wednesday af-
few days visit with relatives.
Linton before her marriage was
Is Grace Green, and has many
Snds in this vicinity who were
bsed to see her.
living to the rainy weather Sun
the Beacon Temperance Club
postpone the regular monthly
kting until the second Sunday in
Hrs. Geo. Fisk of DeLand has
b spending two weeks with her
fher, Mrs. Drake, and calling on
friends, who are always glad to
eive a visit from her.
he fine rains which visited this
tion Saturday and Sunday, were
st welcome, and in consequence
citation is already showing i'm
Eement.
frs. c. A. Knowlton and Miss Ed
and Rev. B. w. Capshaw enjoyed
6rive to Palatka Tuesday after
n in the Perry car.
Gr. and Mrs. w. M. Williams,
IS Jessie Tinsley, and Mr.. and
J. Thomas Linton left Wednesday
ming by automobile for Jackson
The Palatka news and advertiser., 1916-05-19
Survival of the Fittest Amonu Birds

Survival of the Fittest Among Birds.
The struggle of life among the birds
and other wild creatures is so severe
that the feeble and malformed, or the
Handicapped in any way, quickly drop
out. Probably none of them ever dies
from old age. They are cut off in their
prime A wedding out process goes on
from the time they leave the nest. A
full measure of life, the perfection of
every quill and feather and unerrins
instinct carry them along. They are
always in the enemy's country; they
are always on the firing line; eternal
vigilance and ceaseless activity are the
price of life with them The natural
length of life Of our smaller birds is
calculated to be eight or ten years, but
probably not one in thousand reaches
that age. Not half q dozen times in
my life have | found the body Of a
dead bird that did not show some
marks of violence.-John Burroughs in
Harper's Magazine.
The Palatka news and advertiser., 1916-05-19
Winnjnu Both WAYS.

The Zulu young lady, when suitors
are not forthcoming, takes the matter
in hand herself. She leaves home,
takes discreet friend Of her own sex
and presents herself at the home. Of
her favored swain. If he regards her
with satisfaction his parents receive
her as his future bride. Should he,
however, be unwilling to accept her
he makes her handsome present In
Stpad
The Palatka news and advertiser., 1916-05-19
No One to Do IL.

"You say you have three small chill
dren. Can't you find wOrkT'
The man with the three days beard
and the ragged trousers wiped away a
tear
"Alas, num-" he said, 1T wouldn't
be any good. They amt old enough
to work yet"
The Palatka news and advertiser., 1916-05-19
The Old Greek Cuirass.

The Greeks had cuirass made Of
linen or woolen tibers which was i'm
penetrable to the sharpest darts or
spears. That, by the way, is one Of the
discoveries that have not been redis-
covered, for we do not know the secret
of its manufacture.
The Palatka news and advertiser., 1916-05-19
SUMNER NORMAL AT KEUKA.

Term begins June 10Th and contin-
ues eleven weeks. Rates very reason
able. Class will be small and you
will receive better attention than
where classes are large. Have been
very successful in this work. Come
and enjoy a term with us. Address.
]. n. OVERHULTZ.
Interlachen, Fla. 5-l9-4t
The Palatka news and advertiser., 1916-05-19
NOTICE FOR BIDS.

Bids will be received by the Pur-
chasing Committee of the City COun-
Gil until 1880 p. M, Monday, May %,
for furnishing Forty Cords per month
of Dry Heart Pine Wood, delivered at
the plant of the City Water Works.
J. B. AUSTIN, Chairman.
The Palatka news and advertiser., 1916-05-19

Life is but a light dream, which
soon vanishes. To live is to suffer.
The sincere man struggles necessarily
to gain the victory over himself.-Na.
nOlpOn
The Palatka news and advertiser., 1916-05-19
WANTED.

A gentleman or lady solicitor
with $500 to represent US in Palatka,
should earn 81 100000 to $1,2OO.OO SELL
ing the best Article on the market. 4
refined, permanent position, no COM
petition, exclusive territory to right
party.
Address,
FLORIDA SPECIALITY AGENCY.
2O23 Hubbard St., Jacksonville, Fla.
The Palatka news and advertiser., 1916-05-19
New Acuuaintances.

If a man does not make new ac-
auaintances as he advances through
life he will soon find himself left alone.
A man should keep his friendship in
constant repair.-JOhnSon.
The Palatka news and advertiser., 1916-05-19
Then the Eiaht Started.

Il don't see why you are so down on
Jones'"
"He once tried to rob me of my rep
utation."
"You shouldn't have stopped him.
Boston Transcript.
The Palatka news and advertiser., 1916-05-19
The worm Turns,

How much are your four dollar
shoes?" asked the smart one.
Two dollars a foot" replied the
salesman wearily.-Judge.
The Palatka news and advertiser., 1916-05-19
COME AND SEE

our dairy and see the milk produced.
Sylvan Dell is located less than half
a mile north of East Palatka station!
on the west side of the East Coast;
railroad. Several trains run dailybe-
tween Palatka and East Palatka and
on alighting at the East Palatka sta
tion you simply walk north along the
tracks until you come to our large
sign, "Sylvan DELL" over the front
gate at the first crossing beyond the
water tank. Our milking time is
flom 4:30 to $3.50 morning and even
ing. Call then or at any time it suits
The Palatka news and advertiser., 1916-05-19
An Artist,

Mr.. Banks-Don't you think my wife
paints very nicely? Miss Millburn-
Charming! 1t makes her look so much
Younger, | think.-London Telegraph.
The Palatka news and advertiser., 1916-05-19

FOR RENT-Store and flat on
Lemon street near Court House. Ap-
ply tt The News offices for partic-
ulars. If.