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Daily Kennebec journal., 1916-09-30

DR.. John Sawyer Of Dexter has been
calling upon his brother. DR.. Alton
Sawyer. Highland avenue
Daily Kennebec journal., 1916-09-30

Mrs. Albert Barker, who has been
visiting Mr.. Barker's mother, Mrs. F.
Y. Barker, returned Friday to her home
in Winthrop, Mass.
Daily Kennebec journal., 1916-09-30

Miss Annie j. Gwynne will conduct the
preaching services both morning and eve
ming at the Baptist church Sunday. There
will be special music by the choir
Daily Kennebec journal., 1916-09-30

Charles Perkins and family nave moved
from Second street to their new rent on
Winthrop street.
Daily Kennebec journal., 1916-09-30

Mrs. w. H. Dresser, who has been
visiting her daughter. Mrs. H. c. Wood
ward for a few days. returned to her
home in Yarmouth Friday.
Daily Kennebec journal., 1916-09-30

Miss Marion Blackton Of Boston. is
visiting her cousin, Mrs. J. H. Wight
Prospect street.
Daily Kennebec journal., 1916-09-30
FROM HALLOWELL
Junior Reception to Freshmen Of the High
School Distinct Social Success - Cooky So
cial by Methodist Ladies Aid An Enjoyable
Interesting Local n ews Notes and
Personal Gossip
TELEPHONE 249-R

Mr. and Mrs Howard Andrews and
Mr. and Mrs. Samuel Perkins went by
auto to Farmington Thursday to at
tend the fair.
Daily Kennebec journal., 1916-09-30

Miss Lulu French leaves Saturday
for Warren, where she is to pass a
months vacation.
Daily Kennebec journal., 1916-09-30

Benjamin Canter, Bates '19. Ray
mond Kendall, Bates '19, and Warren
Hayes, Bates 20 are passing the
weekend at their homes in this city.
Daily Kennebec journal., 1916-09-30

James Leonard and family, North
street are moving to Haverhill Mass,
where they are to reside
Daily Kennebec journal., 1916-09-30

Charles Brown is moving his house
hold effects into the house located at
the corner Of Main avenue and Grant
street.
Daily Kennebec journal., 1916-09-30
NATIONAL HOME:

Officer Of the day. Capt Joseph Allen.
William Houshtaling Of Lakevlle,
III. late Co. L, End Mass Cav, has been
admitted
John A. Brown Of Kansas, late L. S.
navy and Michael Griffin Of New York
City. late u. S. navy, former members,
were Friday re-admitted
Alexander Perrault, late Co. F. 1st
Ohio L. A, has been granted dis
charge from the Home.
Increases have been granted John
Martin to s24 and Velette w. Van Horn
to s225o
General Joseph S. Smith, governor
Of the Southern Branch, was Friday a
visitor at this Home
John S. Upton, late 25th Unattached
Mass Inf, has been granted a dis
charge from the Home.
Two members reported Friday from
furloughs. Russell Hale from Boston
and Alonzo H. Nichols from Saugus
Furloughs were granted Friday to
Daniel Mack to Boston, Patrick Flynn
to Pawtucket and Walter Bailey to
Brockton.
Religious services at the chapel Sun
day morning will be held as follows
Mass and sermon by Rev. FIR Nelligan
at and Protestant services by Rev
c. H. Temple at 1875 A. M.
Daily Kennebec journal., 1916-09-30

D. c. skillin and Joseph varney attend
ed the special session OF the Legisla-
ture at Augusta Friday.
Daily Kennebec journal., 1916-09-30

Miss Harriet Louise Perry has re-
turned to the Syracuse University. en-
tering upon her senior year.
Daily Kennebec journal., 1916-09-30

Mr.. and Mrs. Chester H. Beane and
son Elwood, returned Thursday night
from several days trip through the
Rangeley region.
Daily Kennebec journal., 1916-09-30

Mr.. and Mrs. John Ripley and Mr..
and Mrs. Harvey Winslow have re-
turned from an automobile tour
through the White Mountain region.
Daily Kennebec journal., 1916-09-30

Harry Libby Of this city left Friday
<or. a few days visit in Boston and
yicnty.
Daily Kennebec journal., 1916-09-30

Randolph near the Ghdden Box fac
tory.
Daily Kennebec journal., 1916-09-30

Mrs. Fred Cooley and daughter Ger
aldine of Somerville, Mass, are visit
ing friends in Pittston.
Daily Kennebec journal., 1916-09-30

Charles Monaghan and family left
Friday for Freeport, where they are to
reside.
Daily Kennebec journal., 1916-09-30

Mr.. and Mrs. D. H. Darling returned
Friday from Squirrel Island
Daily Kennebec journal., 1916-09-30

n. P. Lord of Lewiston was callins
on friends in this city Friday.
Daily Kennebec journal., 1916-09-30

Misses Grace and Clara Lord leave to-
day for Belfast to pass the weekend
with relatives.
Daily Kennebec journal., 1916-09-30

The Gardiner high eleven will go to
Lewiston today to meet the Lewiston
high.
Daily Kennebec journal., 1916-09-30

Mrs. Alma Tuck Of Randolph, who
has been visiting friends in Boston
for the past two weeks, has returned
Daily Kennebec journal., 1916-09-30
What the manufacturer SAWS: There

What the manufacturer says: There
is no more real nourishment in any,
thing under the sun than in caramels.
when they are made up on honor.
sweet cream, eggs, cane sugar, corn
syrup, fruit and nuts are all nourish-
ing. wholesome. digestible caramels.
This candy is pure food. One pound
has more bodybuilding properties
Daily Kennebec journal., 1916-09-30

Geoge w. Mckenney returned Fri
day from a visit with friends in Wa
terville.
Daily Kennebec journal., 1916-09-30

Mrs. Herbert E. Gray left Friday fo
Boston, for a visit with relatives.
Daily Kennebec journal., 1916-09-30

j. H. Mosher of Richmond was a
caller in the city Friday.
Daily Kennebec journal., 1916-09-30

The Mothers Club will meet Monday
afternoon with Mrs. H. H. Eldridge.
Daily Kennebec journal., 1916-09-30

John H. Burleigh of Waterville was
a business visitor in the city Friday.
Daily Kennebec journal., 1916-09-30

W. E. Hughes and family moved Fri
day from Western avenue to the Arm
strong rent on Academy street.
Daily Kennebec journal., 1916-09-30

There will be a meeting at the City
Mission on Sunday afternoon at 3
o'clock, led by Rev. H g Dow.
Daily Kennebec journal., 1916-09-30

Dr. and Mrs r. H. Willis have re-
turned from Southwest Harbor.
Daily Kennebec journal., 1916-09-30

Mrs. C. L. Lothrop left Friday for
Boston.
Daily Kennebec journal., 1916-09-30

r. A. Judkins Of Foxcroft was bus
mess visitor in the city Friday.
Daily Kennebec journal., 1916-09-30

Everett Klusner has returned from
the Rangeley Lakes, where he has been
employed the past two months.
Daily Kennebec journal., 1916-09-30

William Vaughan, who has been pass
ing a few days at Beechwood farm, re-
turned to Boston Friday.
Daily Kennebec journal., 1916-09-30

AL Perry of New York City was a
Hallowell visitor Friday, called here on
matters Of a business nature.
Daily Kennebec journal., 1916-09-30

Mrs. NJ. E. Moore. who has been the
guest of Mrs. G. B. Labaree, returned
Friday to her home in Boston.
Daily Kennebec journal., 1916-09-30

Mr.. and Mrs. S. B. Marden were WIS.,
itors in the city Friday.
Daily Kennebec journal., 1916-09-30

Mrs. Asa Newell of Providence, R.
l., is visiting her son. w. H. Newell,
at Merrill's Corner West Gardiner.
Daily Kennebec journal., 1916-09-30

Mrs. Mary C. Sears left Friday for
q visit in Boston.
Daily Kennebec journal., 1916-09-30
LOCAL NOTICE

Dance at new Masonic hall. Dresden,
Wednesday evening. Oct. 4. Goldberg's
orchestra. sept30d4t
Daily Kennebec journal., 1916-09-30

Mr.. and Mrs. Harold c. Fuller left
Friday for Portland to pass the week
end with relatives
Daily Kennebec journal., 1916-09-30

Charles Marr Of Boston, Mass. was
a visitor in the city Friday on matters
of business nature.
Daily Kennebec journal., 1916-09-30

The pastors Of the Old South church
and the Methodist church will exchange
pulpits on October Is.
Daily Kennebec journal., 1916-09-30

Ira Thomas Of Boston, Mass, was e
business caller in the city Friday.
Daily Kennebec journal., 1916-09-30

has accepted a position in the Office Of
the Marston- & Brooks shoe factory. :.
Daily Kennebec journal., 1916-09-30

K. NJ. Harris was a business visitor III
Waterville Thursday.
Daily Kennebec journal., 1916-09-30

Masquerade ball at Chelsea Town hall
Saturday evening. Morang's orchestra.
sept2sd2t
Daily Kennebec journal., 1916-09-30

Dance Pittston Grange hall Tues
day evening, Oct g. Lees full orches-
ira. OYSTER supper. sept30d3t
Daily Kennebec journal., 1916-09-30

G. n. Cobb passed Friday in Port
land.
Daily Kennebec journal., 1916-09-30
At Mrs. L. 1. keene's

At the establishment of Mrs. L. L.
Keene, 247 Water street, the eye is
attracted to the window. which is a
revel of Royal Purple and pattern hats.
Tastily arranged. with not a single
thing overdone and not single detail
lacking, the display can but accom-
plish its purpose. create a desire for
further investigation, which must in
variably lead to the possession Of one
of the many bewitching creations dis
played within The floor Of the win
dow is covered with Royal Purple
velvet, such a beautiful shade that one
finds themselves wondering how they
ever thought that there was ever an
other color that could equal 1t in
beauty. Pattern hats. the latest styles
and models are shown. In the center
Of the window is an exquisite aspar-
agus fern, while a gilt grille work
upon which asparagus ferns and lus
cious grapes are entwined, form back
ground. Within are to be found the
feminine hearts desire in fall head
gear.
Daily Kennebec journal., 1916-09-30
Saturday and Sunday Concerts

March-"Canadian Club Hun
Observation-Disclosures Enc amp
ment,' Kerling
Caprice-"Rondo from the Shores Of
the Mighty Pacific" Clarke
baritone solo by Mr.. Carl Otto)
Potpourri-"The Musical Review"
Latann
Gavotte-"Miranda," Krause
Fantasia-"From Dawn to Twilight"
v Smith
Daily Kennebec journal., 1916-09-30
FALL millinery
OPENINGS HELD

Feminine eyes cannot resist the at
fractions furnished by the windows Of
the Gardiner milliners. wherein are now
displayed many Of Dame Fashions lat
est DEGREES in the shape Of Fall mil
linery.
Daily Kennebec journal., 1916-09-30
At Miss Mildred Eastman's

At the emporium Of Miss Mildred
Eastman, 251 Water street, smart pat
tern hats and exclusive millinery are
artistically displayed. The large win
dow is one Of the centers Of attrac-
ton on the street being bewitchingly
done in Black velvet and golden col
ored silk. The figure is draped in
Golden silk with expensive lace to
match. On the other side stands a
sword fern and in the center is a gilt
vase Containing double, sunf1owers
which lend a touch of nature and har-
monize splendidly with the surround
ings. Pattern hats are cleverly shown
and are Of the latest and most exclu-
sive designs and shapes. Within there
is a bewildering array of all styles and
colors imaginable, while cut flowers
and a huge palm heighten the effect.
Daily Kennebec journal., 1916-09-30
At TheobaId E. TwombIey's

A visit at the establishment Of Misses
Theobald and Twombly. 306 Water
street, proves that these ladies are
thoroughly up-to-date as they have the
very latest models from the millinery
centers, displayed by the hand of an
artist. Their window display is done
in Paris Red. with natures offerings
in the shape of clements and zinnias.
Throughout the entire window display
there is not the least suggestion of
color that does not fully harmonize
with the rest of the window. The in
terror of the store creates the desire to
become the possessor of some of the
many dainty creations, which Dame
Fashion has called into being and de-
signed as The STYLE
From the fall display Of millinery it
is evident that no hard and fast rule
for stylish headgear is in force during
the present season. We find the high
crown and the tiny brim combined: the
wide brim and the low crown; the roll
ing brim combined with either; the
new fall turban (simplicity itself) and
the smart velvet sailors, fashions lat
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&ettet ben Su0btn!

"DI DRtssA SGMM e3G6GN
SauO6er6en 2irGu G6emaun
rnmem Oiem s Siem mc Siser
bnbCu, 6amie fpmmn."
Western liberal. (Lordsburg, N.M.) 1887-1919, 1916-11-24

ALL MUST EAT

The second booster supper
given by DR.. Killem last week
was not 80 big a boost for the
medical profession in Pumpkin
Hill as the first one was. Doc
blames this all on himself for
inviting Bob Sucker, who istak-
ing a sitting course in the detect
i've school and is getting pretty
sharp these days. At last Fri
days supper Doc invited fifteen
guests, including Bob, and that
night ne got fourteen calls and
cleared 81 cents. The rub came
when Slicker sat down to the
supper table but refused to eat,
and he was the only one in the
crowd that didn't have use for
the stomach pump that night.
Now all the other, guests are get
ting a little suspicious, some
even going so far as to say that
it's the grub that causes all the
trouble at Docs suppers, but
Doc says it doesn't pay to listen
to gossip nowadays, as life is too
short. Slicker says life would
not be so short if people didn't
hang around Doc so much, but
we don't care to discuss politics
in The Pumpkin Hill News, and
let our people take their own
course in the matter. The doc
tor would like for US to men
ton again that he will give an
other supper next week, but he
has issued ordesr that everybody
who sits down to the table has to
eat. This is done to avoid any
more suspicious feelings among
the guests, as Doc says if they
all eat and all get sick, they can't
blame it on the grub.
Western liberal. (Lordsburg, N.M.) 1887-1919, 1916-11-24
ENN AT THE HELM.

Again H. B. Henning New Mexico's
best known publicity man, is at the
helm Of another big publicity project.
This time it is work for the State of
New Mexico, a capacity with which
he is familiar, having been secretary
Of the old immigration Board Of the
Territory. 1t is understood that Mr..
Henning will have charge of the pub
licity bureau Of the State Land Office
at Santa Fe. This insures New Mex
leo of obtaining publicity that will
mean much to the future welfare of
the state. 1t will mean that effective
methods are to be put into force and
that there will be $l.OO worth of value
received for every dollar spent by the
publicity department.
Mr.. Henning is a great believer in
the country press as an advertising
medium and has given it a thorough
trial in advertising the State Fair,
New Mexico University, and lately
the Republican State Central Com
mIttee campaign publicity. No one
could have done more for any Of these
projects than was done by H. B
Henning.
Western liberal. (Lordsburg, N.M.) 1887-1919, 1916-11-24
THE TRIP TO CALIFORNIA

THE TRIP TO CALIFORNIA
The lies you tell your friends on
why you are going.
The crowded pullman.
The delay at Yuma.
The two hours late.
The fight with the red tops at the
-
The daylight hold-up participated
in by yourself snd hotel porters.
The guy who sells tickets to Mt.
Lowe and Catalina Island.
The punk shows you go to.
The same OLD vaudeville stunts.
The same old musical comedy.
The same old longing to go home.
The trip you take to San Francisco.
The steam beer.
The absence Of memory from s. F..
. L. A.
The battle royal with more "red-
tops" at the depot.
The Return Trip.
The fall you take on the incline to
the train.
The guy from Tucson who tells you
where he has been.
The book you try to read.
The guy from Kansas who wants
to talk.
The sand you eat while crossing
the desert.
The girl who gets on at Tucson.
The pleasant trip on home.
The lies you tell about California
climate when you get home.
AMEN.
Western liberal. (Lordsburg, N.M.) 1887-1919, 1916-11-24
A CATECHIsM.

What is print paper?
Print paper is something on which
newspapers are Irinted-when they
can get It.
Is it hard 10 get print paper?
It is bard to get enough for a week
or two in s6vance-if you have tho
money.
Does it take money 70 buy print
paper2
It does, and then some
How much moDsy does it take?
All that the editor IAN make added
to his hogs, family COW, graphic
phone aad underwear.
Is tA3 Liberal printed on print
pApeFR
Az the present writing it is, but it
VIII soon be reduced to the editors
old shirts end rites.
What is the Liberal paying for
print paper?
When it pays for anything, which
is very seldom it rays all that tn
hIAHAl Will NFsAtg dlfA II lhG LEhllC gets
any heavier may the Lord have mercy
on our souls.
What is the latitude and longitude
Of the present trafic?'
We have not heard from the paper
house for a day or so, hut at present
print paper such as the Liberal is
using sets US back SH cents q pound.
We have been buying it heretofore
at 3 cents per pound. That is why
the editor is about to leave town and
wallow the contents Of a drug store.
Under these narrowing circum-
stances, should you subscribers get
sore and froth at the mouth Of his
paper when the time it out?
He should not. Rather should fall
on both kneecaps and offer up thanks
because taxes are not increased OWING
to the great influx Of editors to the
poor house.
Too often we are afrail the preach
ers Of the land talk about general
topics and forget particular sins.
While We don't believe in being puri-
tanieal we think bah features Of all
things might as well be brought out
by those who think they arc evil.
Western liberal. (Lordsburg, N.M.) 1887-1919, 1916-11-24
JUST N~RIGHBoRLINEss.

Stop a minutel Think Of the great
humanizing quality Of neighborlinoss
Contrast a community where it
thrives and hourishes with one where
it is a negligible quantity.
Consider how grsgnrious a creature
is man, and how his very nature de-
ihands intercourse with his fellows.
Sit down ami reckon up the per
cent Of your comfort and happiness
that depends in whole OF in part on
the good will of your neirhborJ.
Think what you would be without
neighbors-a modern Robinson Cru
soc, a hermit.
Honestly, now, don't about nine
tenths Of the enjoyments Of life come
directly or indirectly from your neigh
bOrs? They certainly do.
Well, now, are you doing YOUR
part as a neighbor? Remember, your
neighbor needs a neighbor as badly as
YOU do-and you are he. Are you
doing your full part to pass along the
little acts Of neighborliness and kind
ness that are extended to you? Or
are you like the sponge, absorb until
you + full and never give up until
you are squeezed?
Now ask yourself this question:
"What would this world be if every
nan were just like met"
Are you a neighbor or a sponge?
BE A NEIGHBOR.
Western liberal. (Lordsburg, N.M.) 1887-1919, 1916-11-24

Kid Smith, our noble foreman, has
a keen wit, a residlt of eating safety
razor blades for = diet. Only yester-
day someone phoned the Office and
asked for the hoss. Hes out doing
settlement work." answered the kid.
WHAT Settlement work in Lords
burg?" came the interrogatory. saw
I mean he's out collecting subscrip-
ton bills" came back the pugilist.
Western liberal. (Lordsburg, N.M.) 1887-1919, 1916-11-24

Abe Limper has sent off to
Carbuncle, Warts & Co., for a
new wooden leg. His old one,
which was used by the Pickle
vile ball team every Sunday for
a bat, broke into last week and
the carpenter says is beyond re-
pair. See Abe spruce up when
he gets that new spruce limb.
Western liberal. (Lordsburg, N.M.) 1887-1919, 1916-11-24
.THE PUMPKIN HTLL NEWS
d nIll ; Nd

Prof. Bonehead of the Pump
kin Hill High School delivered a
fifty page lecture on Petrifed
Brains Last Monday night. He
delivered it by wagon to the jan
itor of the Turnip Ridge Sack
Works, who will turn it over to
the firm, which expects to use
the blank side of the paper for
taking down suit measurements
for the new employees of the nut
factory at Crazy Hollow.
Western liberal. (Lordsburg, N.M.) 1887-1919, 1916-11-24

A. Founder, who abuses the
bass drum in the Pumpkin Hill
Band, was unable to play it at
the horse Doctors convention
Friday, having just put a new
batch of chicks in the drum
which he uses as a brooder be-
tween rehearsals.
Western liberal. (Lordsburg, N.M.) 1887-1919, 1916-11-24

After returning from a trip to the
city one is confident of the source
from which servants Especially
porters) obtain the title James"
They are all some relation to the
famous Jesse.
Western liberal. (Lordsburg, N.M.) 1887-1919, 1916-11-24

There was a big ball in the
Hill hall last night.
1t was kicked through the VIM
dow by the the Pickleville foot
ball team, which played the
Hill Bear Cats that day.
Western liberal. (Lordsburg, N.M.) 1887-1919, 1916-11-24

Bill Mutton has engaged the
services of Luke Smearer, the
artist, who will paint the por-
trait of an iceberg on Bill's bald
head to deep the sweat flies off
next season.
Western liberal. (Lordsburg, N.M.) 1887-1919, 1916-11-24

Abe Splinter departed for
Frog City this week where he
will take charge of the Hayseed
Milling Co., which burned down
last Wednesday.
Western liberal. (Lordsburg, N.M.) 1887-1919, 1916-11-24

We see in a display window a camp
ing outfit. tent, bed and all, that I'M
folds from q wagon conveniently In a
few minutes. The Arab who folded his
tent and silently stole away had qOlh'
Ing 90 this