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The bee., 1916-07-25
SUSPECT YOUR KIDNEYS
Too Many EarlinEton People Neglect
EARLY Symptom, Of Kidney
Trouble

II your back ss lame-if you feel
dull tired and all worn out
Ifyou have hard headaches, back
aches and dizzy SPELLS
II The kidney secretions are dis
ordered
Su'pect your kidneys aud take q
stitch In time"
Use Doan's Kidney Pills, the time
tried, home-endorsed kidney rem
edy.
1, may saye you from serious kid
ne trouble.
Make use OF Mrs. Clemens ex-
perieuco.
Mrs Henry Clements, darlington,
says II was In such great pam from
kidney trouble that had To scream
alond. don't know whaf caused
rhe trouble. My back was so sore
aud lame that ! had 20 catch sold OF
chairs when walking. My limbs
were swollen, was G.zzy and my
head ached nearly all ,he time.
Doau's kidney Pills made me feel
mucn better In every way. believe
that they saved my life. am now
entirely cured aud enjoying better
health than have been for years.,'
Price 5Oc, at all dealers. Don't
simply ask for kidney remedy
Bet Dosns Kidney Pills-the same
that Mrs, Clen[ IS had Foster-MIl-|
burn Co Props, Buffalo, n. Y.
The bee., 1916-07-25
CHURCHES.

CATHOLIC CHU RCH.-Ftrst Iuass
every Sunday and holy day q. 6 g.
a. IN, Second mass and preacHn.
9:l6 = M, followed by benedicf.ur.
Rev. J. P. Mcfarland, Pastu..
CHRISTIAN CHURCH. 49, SUNDAY
school at $3.50 n. M, +, ID. Rash,
Supf. Communion immediatels
following. Prayer meeting every
Wednes dav at 1880 p. m.
NJ. f. CHURoH.-Ftrst Sunday.
class meeting at IL q. M, Bro. Ohio
Long, leader. Regular preaching
services second and third Sundays
at IL a. m. and Up, m. This is half
station now. Young peoples prayer
meating eacn Wedne sday at 7 p. m.
General prayer meeting Thursday
at y. m. official Board meets on
Mondav night after each third Sun
dav. Ladies' Aid on Wednesday.
Sunday School each Sunday morn.
ing at $3.50 a. N.
REV. ]. L. BURTON, Pastor.
VI. f.. CHURCH, SoUTH.-Rev. w
A. Grant, pastor. Services Oh
every Sunday at IL q. IN. Rnc
$40 p. m. Sunday school at 9:3C
q. IN. Prayer meeting, Wednesday
evenings at 1880 O'Clock. Ladies'
Aid Society every Monday after
noon. Official Board meeting Mon.
dav after first Sunday III each
month.
MISSIONARY BAPTIST CHURCH -
Services every Sunday at IL a. m.
and 7;45 p. m. Sunday school 9:45.
PRAYER meeting every Wednesday
evening at 1889. Ladies AID meets
every Tuesday at 2:60 p. m.
REV. u. T. CoNNAwAY, Pastor.
JENFkAL BAPTIST CHURCH,
Services fourth Sun lay morning aud
evening in each month and Satur-
day evening preceding. Prayer
meeting Tuesday evening. Sunday
school 10 a, m.
REV. l.. l., TODD, Pastor.
EPISCOPAL CHURCH-ServIces at
Library.
REV. GEO. g. ABBITT, Rector.
The bee., 1916-07-25
TO RELIEVE CITY CONGESTION
Massachusetts Legislature Considers
Measures Encouraging "Baek-to-
tho-Land" Movement.

Two unusual measures have been
under consideration by the legislature
Of Massachusetts,. One provides for
an appropriation for homesteads or
small houses with plots Of ground for
mechanics, laborers and other persons
in the suburbs Of cities and towns. The
other bill authorizes any city to ac-
quire land for the purpose OF teaching
agriculture to its inhabitants, includ-
ing schoolchildren, adults and family
groups.
The bills are really complementary.
Their purpose is to encourage the
"back-to-theland" movement and to re-
lieve congested districts. They are
sponsored by the Massachusetts, home
stead commission, which believes that
there is a strong disposition among
persons in congested city districts to
escape from these to pleasanter and
more healthful surroundings. The
commission, in fact, made a canvass of
500 typical tenement families. 1t dis
covered that no fewer than 16S fami-
lies, with S96 children, were anxious
to move to suburban surroundings
where they could have garden and
till the soil. The chief difficulties in
their way, of course, are lack of capi-
tai and lack Of knowledge of garden
ing or farming. These lacks the two
bills in the legislature would seek to
supply.
In support of the measures 1t is re-
marked that success has attained SINH
lar efforts in some European coun-
tres, in Australian states and some
South American countries.
The bee., 1916-07-25
Marmalade In Demand.

A Scotch regiment, composed Of
men from Dundee, is said TO have TAX
en- for its battle cry the thrilling
words, "Marmalade forever!" It
sounds rather like a music hall Joke,
but it may be true. Soldier humor
loves the grotesque, and If Mr.. Keeler,
whose name is famous because of its
association with Dundee maTmalade,
has contributed large quantities OF
this delectable substitute for butter"
to the regiment from its native town,
gratitude may form another reason
for the adoption OF the slogan. In
this country the idea has obtained
that marmalade IL an effeminate sort
OF preserve; but in Scotland and Eng
land II is the fAVorite sweet Of the
male. the one sweet tolerated At
breakfast.
The bee., 1916-07-25
MIners 70 Have Warm Meals.

A large coal mining company has
arranged to provide warm, substantial
meals to the men working from 200
TO 400 feet underground. An electric
range has been installed in one Of the
lowest chambers OF the mine. In this
are prepared hot lunches which are
served in an underground restaurant
at prices barely covering the cost OF
the food. II has been found that this
not only adds to the comfort OF the
men who had hitherto been compelled
70 eat cold food. but II also adds 70
their productive capacity. A marked
increase In tht amount Of coal taken
out was noted the nEst month after the
electric range VA installed.
The bee., 1916-07-25
TAKING RIGHT VIEW OF WORK
Man Makes Serious Mistake In Beeonr
Ing Dependent and Thinking Of
Himself a. q Slave.

In commenting on a recent Once
Over, concerning the blessing II should
be to be able to work and to have
work to do, a man writes as follows:
THE principle is good. Work is q
blessing to humanity, II the tollei
would but reap the fruits OF his toll.
But, in this era OF maladjusted econ.
omic conditions, the workers life, with
its slave status, leaves much to be
desired. Am right?"
From one viewpoint, yes; from an.
other, no.
The working conditions Of laborers
might be more ideal, 'tis true, but you
sannot expect too great IN improve
ment within a short time.
Are they not improving each year?
Are not working hours becoming
shorter and pay larger for those who
make the necessary effort to perfect
themselves along their certain line?
II man is unwilling to give the
time, study and effort to make himself
more valuable to his employer, should
he hope to have his wages advanced?
The workaday world is far removed
from slavery.
When a man begins to think OF him.
self as a slave he is bringing about a
condition within himself which has
tendency to place his efforts on the
plane of those of a slave.
He is likely to feel disinterested in
his work. displeased with his employer
and antagonistic toward his superiors.
He makes OF himself a slave.-Chi.
cago American.
The bee., 1916-07-25
new ROCKERS

The BEE has enough Rocking
Chair to put one IN ,vsry home
IN Burlington, and they are good
rockers too. These chaiis are
substantial, we'll made, we'll
vanished and comfortable, they
are worth "a 80 but We are CIV
Ing them to every party who pay
one years subscrigtlon to the Bee
and $3.50. In addition to this
we will give you your choice of
Today's or Mccall magazine.
This is undoubtedly the best
premium proposition we have
ever been able to mako, aud you
should take advantage of it now.
When the young ladies who are
woi king for the Mammoth Glvel
Green RIVER Trip call on you for
a subscription to THE BEE give
them So 80 and they will send
you one of these handsome rock
ers and give you a free years
subscription to the Today's or
McCslI magazine. When you do
this you help them win the trip
and yourself to a nice rocker
that would cost you doulb the
money from any furniture store.
The bee., 1916-07-25
A Texas Wonder

The Texas Wonder cures kidney
and bladder troubles, uissOlves grav-
'el. cures diabetes, weak aud lame
backs, rheumatism and all irregu-
larities Of bladder troubles. remOv-
ing gravel, the kidneys and bladder
IN both men and women. Regulates
bladder troubles in children. If not
sold by your druggists will be sent
nv mail on receipt of $l00. One
email bottle is two months treat
~. snt and seldom fails to perfect
snra. Send for testimonials from
* ntucky and other States, DR.. f.
" . Hall, 1926 Olive ST., st Louis,
Nv. Sold by all druggists.
The bee., 1916-07-25

Masonic Lodge--E, w. Turner.
No. 54S meets lst. and 3rd. Fridays
in each month.
ELLSWORTH EVANS, Sec.
Victoria Lodge, No. 81, X. Of p.
meets every Monday night. Visit
ors welcome.
ERNEST NEWTON,
X. OF r. and s.
Golden Cross Lodge, Darlington.
No. 625 meets lst. and 3rd, Saturday
night in each month.
MRS. BERTHA UMsTEAD, Sec.
Woodmen of the World, Catalpa
Camp No. 30l, meets every Wednes-
day night in the Victory building.
All members are earnestly request
ed to be there.
CHAs. GILL, Consul Com.
b. f. NIXON, Clerk.
Elks, b. P. o. No. 738 meets at
jacksonville Monday night.
MoRRIsKOHLMAN. Exalted Ruler.
}. M. MCPHERSON, Secretary.
Darlington Chapter, u. ID. G..
meets lst Thursday in each month
at 2 80 p. IN.
MRS. p. b DAVIS, Pres.
Knights and Ladies of Security
will meet every second and fourth
Monday nights. Visiting members
invited to attend.
CLAUDE LONG, Clerk.
Standwaitoe Tribe No. 57.-Meets
every Friday sleep. All Indians
trails lie in that direction.
CHARLIE RAY, SachCm.
HARRY LONG, c. OF r.
Visiting members are cordially
invited to attend any OF thest
Lodges
The bee., 1916-07-25

shows that / stand II real well. took
the Compound when my ten year old
daughter came and it helped me a lot.
have also had my Oldest girl take It
and it did her lots Of good. keep 1t in
the house all the time and recommend
it."-Mrs. DEWITT SNcEBAUGH, West
Dandy, N. Y.
Sleeplessness, nervousness, irntabil-
ity, backache, headaches, dragging SEM
sations, all point 10 female derange-
ments which may be overcome by Lydia
Z. Pinkham's Vegetable Compound. x
This famous remedy, the medicinal
ingredients Of which are derived from
native roots and herbs, has for forty
years proved TO be most valuable tonic
and invigoratOr Of the female organism.
Women everywhere bear willing testi-
mony 70 the wonderful virtue Of Lydia
T. Pinkham's Vegetable COMPOUND
The bee., 1916-07-25
"A Hacking Cough
Weakens the System

Don't suffer with a hacking congh
that has weakened your system get
= bottle of DR.. Kings New Dis
OOVery, In use over 40 years, and
bsnsfitin all who use II, the soothing
ptne balsAm with tar heal the irri-
HAhsd air passage-BOotheB the raw
apUts. loOBena the mucous and pre-
WBnts rackIDg the body with cough.
nlE. DIR. Kings New Discovery In
annas natural sleep and aids nature
% cure you.
The bee., 1916-07-25
Taking Big Chances

ItIsa great risk to travel withoul
bottle OF Chambsrlain's Collie Chol-
era aud Diarrhoea Remedy. as this
preparation cannot be obtained on
the tralus or steamship. Attack OF
bowel complaine are often sudden
AMI very severe, aud everyone
, hnuli go prepared for then, OBTAIN.
able Cveryw here
The bee., 1916-07-25

Daily Thounht.

Whether you be men or women, you
will never do anything in the world
without courage. It is the greatest
quality of the mind-next to honor
James L. Allen. q
The bee., 1916-07-25
ANNOUNCEMENTS
For Congress
Hon. William T. Fowler

We are authorized to announce
Hon. William T. Fowler, Of Chris
tian County, as Republican candi-
date for Congress from the Second
Congressional District, subject to
the action of the voters In the pri-
marv election to be held Saturday,
August B, 1916
The bee., 1916-07-25

Lydia Il. Pinkham's
V egetable Com
pound for nerves
and for female trou-
bles and it straight
ened me out in good
shape. Iwork nearly
all the time, as we
live on a farm and 1
have four girls. lido
all my sewing and
other work with
their helm, 40 It
The bee., 1916-07-25

Most dishguring skin sruPtions, serofula, PIN
Piles, rashss. etc., are due TO impure blood. Bur
dock Blood BitteTs, a. cleansing blood tonic.
is we'll RECOMMENDED, t.0o a al stores.
The bee., 1916-07-25

Bachelors Shown In Bad Light.
Among bachelors 3S out of 900 are
criminals, while Of the married men
the proportion is only IS to 1000
The bee., 1916-07-25
WOMAN HAD /,
NERVOUS TROUBLE
Lydia E. Pinkham's Vegeta.
BILE Compound Helped Her

West Dandy, N. Y.-"I have had
nervous trouble all my life until / took
The bee., 1916-07-25

One way to relieve habitual constipation Is 70
take regularly A:mild laxative. Doan's TeGuleis
are rseommsndpd for this purpose. ase boz At
al drug stores
The bee., 1916-07-25
LODGES.

Masonic LOdge--E, w. Turner.
No. 54S meets lst. and 3rd. Fridays
in each month.
EIIsWnRrH ENANs Sec
The Washington herald., 1916-12-03
EARNS $4,000 WEEKLY
BY WEARING CORSETS
Julian Elinge. Otherwise Cousin
Lucy" Here This Week.

Mr.. Man would you wear corsets for
S12 900 a week?
Just ofrhand you may find It difficult
to conceive Of any situation where the
COMPRISING Of a manly form In stays
could result In such an income. But the
situation has been found and Julian
Eltinge, impersonator and athlete, Is I'LL
ing it to a nicely.
A season of forty weeks means q
revenue approximating $4,000 This does
not mean that the popular Julian pockets
this fortune yearly, but his share of 1t
Is not to be sneezed at.
The avaricious aspect Of his endeavors
is mentioned for the simple reason that
It forms about the only Incentive which
urges Eltinge to wear skirts and torture
his equator with stays. instead of ap-
pearing in conventional male attire.
Feminine impersonation is to him only
a means to an end and that end is the
accumulation of a competency. When
that competency is attained. the stage
will lose Julian Eltinge and his art.
Eltinse is appearing this season with
more than his usual success in Cousin
Lucy" the lively and entertaining mus
ical comedy in which he will come to the
National Theater.
The Washington herald., 1916-12-03

that those who saw II before VIII have
TO rub their eyes 20 make sure they are
not really looking at another spectacle.
It is said The only old features retained
are the story and the company. all the
original members OF which VIII be seen
again, including Dalles Wexford, Jane
Oaker. Mark Smith, Carolyn Lila, and
Charles Morrison The songs are new.
the music is new. the specialties are new
and the dances are the latest. But chief
interest will center In the New Eltinge
costumes. He Is bringing this season q
wardrobe estimated TO have cost N0,Do
The story OF Cousin Lucy s q con-
sistent and funny one Jerry jackson
Julian Eltinge) finds himself financially
embarrassed and In desperate straits.
He decides to collect his own life inSur~
ance. To do this he publishes an 40
count Of his own death in the West dis
guises himself as his own Cousin Lucy"
and returns to New York. Subsequently,
as a woman he secures a position with q
dressmaking establishment and acts a.
a model But the insurance company has
detectives on his trail and after q brief
but exciting existence In skirts he IL abls
to return TO his own masculine person.
prove that he is not dead. pay back the
insurance money and propose to the girl
with whom he has been In love during the
deception
The Washington herald., 1916-12-03
Pearl Eaton, Former Capital
Girl, Here in passing Show"
Delights in Making Fudge,
Dancing, Petting Dogs
and Engaging in Outdoor
Sports.

Pearl Eaton. the seventeen-year-old
Washington girl who will appear at the
Belasco the coming week with The
Passing Show of 1876 has made rapid
strides in her chosen profession, since
she appeared in this city with the Poll
Stock Company several years ago Miss
Eaton is the gifted daughter of Charles
Henry Eaton, who was formerly on The
Washington Herald. She is a member
of a large family of children, all of
whom are histrionically inclined Doris
and Mary Eaton, the two younger sis
ters, like PEARL began their professional
careers in the annual dance carnivals
given in the National Capital All have
been members of the Poll Stock Com
pany. and afterward toured the country
with 1.-THE Blue Bird
Miss Pearl Eaton gravitated to musical
comedy. joining the Winter Garden cho-
rus in Robinson Crusoe, Jr," in which
Al Jolson, another Washington boy. was
seen here earlier in the season. Her
remarkable cleverness in songs and
dances earned her rapid promotion.
When Robinson Crusoe, Jr." was sent
on tour Miss Eaton was left behind,
The Passing Show Of 1916" was given
a small part.
Miss Eaton Is an enigma to her most
intimate friends. She is still the un-
spoiled child, with her childish desire
for making fudge, dancing. and loving
dogs. Then again there is another side
to her fascinating personality, her fonu-
ness for outdoor sports, not the sports
so commonly associated with femininity.
but the hardy. manly sports that REQUIRE
roughing it. Nothing pleases her more
than to set out in the early dawn, before
sunrise. with dog and gun. and tramp
the country fields or marshland In quest
4 small game.
While playing Detroit. several weeks
Tago, Miss Eaton was one Of a small
0arty, of which she was the only fem
mime member, to 60 out duck-shooting.
With her shot gun at her shoulder, many
a foul was brought to earth, and when
the time came to return to the city for
the evening performance, 1t was said
that she had out-classed all her COM
panions in the number Of birds that she
had slain.
The Washington herald., 1916-12-03
Combine of Girls and Music
Features Theater Offerings

Belasco-"Passing Snow of 1915"
What champagne is to spring water.
the tango to the stately minuet, an lOO-
horsepower runabout to any sort OF a
horsepower vehicle, SO is The Passing
Show OF 1876" which comes to the Be-
lasco Theater tomorrow, to other musi-
cal extravaganzas OF the current season
The Passing Show is full OF snap and
ginger as an outlaw broncho, and there
is constant action crowded into the three
hours OF fun, frivolity. and femininity
with which this famous annual entertain
ment of the Messrs. Shubert abounds
THE Passing Show OF 1876 is In a
prologue. two acts. and sixteen scenes,
the music is by Sigmund Romberg and
Otto NATHAN and the book and lyrics
by Harold Atteridge. The company Of
$50 is headed by Ed Wynn, a favorite
funmaker with Washington audiences,
and includes Belle Ashlyn, Herman Tim
berg. Charles Mack. Fred Walton, VIII
liam Philbrick, James Clemons, Ma
belle. Ford Sisters, Stella Hoban, Elida
Morris. Pearl Eaton. Jack Boyle, William
Dunn. Guy Collins. the Five Violin Girls,
william Harper. BLY, Brown, William
Healey. Bud Murray. Augusta Dean.
Ruth Murphy. and Vera RoehIn
Travesties on a dressmaKing establish
ment, showing the latest fashions in
gowns, an automobile repair shop, the
Mexican muddle on the border. the poliu-
cal campaign, 4 burlesque on Shake
speare's Romeo and Juliet" and The
Merchant OF Venice" and the athletic
craze, are included in this seasons offer
ings. The Olympian Ballet. with Ma
belle, and the Winter Garden Corps de
Ballet is wonderfully artistic and beau
tiful
There will be a special matinee on Fri
day, in addition to the regular matinees
on Wednesday and Saturday.
The Washington herald., 1916-12-03
Woman Dominates Programs
At Leading Local Theaters
Passing Show Of 1916" and Cousin Lucy Force Male
Entertainers from the Spotlight.

Woman both
the local during coming
incomplete Julian Elnge
fully initiates mininity his portion of the program
Adjectves descriptive of the fair of "The
1916 have long their and until
will cling old standbys which
ON character business man."
As the describes coming Passing
1916 presages sizzling
se accompaniment With with
she the best
hotel the dressngroon the spoghso all merry ali
BELL" steal the phrase of Henry troupe
Passing Show assembage topners
leaders, headlner and first pcer why
to starta interna atonalc O fourteen naton
The Washington herald., 1916-12-03
PRODUCER OF SHOW AT
POLLS MELODRAMA KING

George Klimt. the producer Of The Mil
lionaire's Son and the Shop Girl" the
new melodrama by W. c. Herman, which
will be seen at Polls Theatre this week,
is declared to have produced as many IL
not more successful melodramas than
any other single producer of his time,
'"The James Boys In Missouri" a thrill
er which In the good ''oid days" was one
Of the greatest drawing cards that the
popular priced theaters knew, was Mr..
Klimt's first big success. Then came
ION the Bridge at Midnight" The Great
Eastern World" THE Four Corners of
the Earth; The Montana Limited" and
The Washington herald., 1916-12-03
Troubles Attending
Musical Comedy.

The trouble will begin at the New
York Central station, in dear old sill
ly New York Think of it-did it
happen that Ed Wynn didn't get the
stateroom, and if Miss Tootsie Sassa-
frass, who carries her own motor
car on the road, and who would get
lopsided did she drop off one of her
earrings, should be assigned to an
upper. Who would want to be man
ager of the troupe in this case? One
might just as we'll desire to sit in the
electric chair, or be pushed into a
corn shelter.
Any man capable of bringing that
troupe to this town and have every
body satisfied belongs to the diplo-
matte service, besplashed with rib
bons, jewels, and knickerbockers.
The troupe arrives at the station. All
get off. OF course, there are only a
certain number of taxis. Everybody
is not going to get one; maybe several
crowd one. Then what? The air
will be filled with cries like those
when the Cossacks come, when a
madhouse burns, when the home
team is cheated out of victory by
the umpire, when a champion takes
the count There will be blazing
eyes, and decorous language tossed to
the winds. The poor agent, in ad-
vance-now safely hid in the town
ahead-is sent to everlasting perdi-
ton. The manager, shaken like the
proverbial aspen, trembling like a
taxicab, seething like a troubled sea
-counsels patience. You might as
well say cease to hurricane.
But things doSget settled, and fin
ally the curtain goes up. You hear
murmurs: who is that idiot work
ing the spotlight? Doesn't he know
that am the real thing in this
show?" And then We hear a whisper,
what is that, an undertakers' con-
vention out 'front.'" The orchestra
pulls "a sour note" right in the cen
ter of the comedians best song. He
smiles sickly smile. The audience
thinks it is humor. 1t is not. 1t is
an Indictment to murder 1t is one
jubilant jolliheation of juvenescent
joy. 1t is life.
Lovely young persons yearn to
"join on" and become a part of It. 1t
is enthrallingl It is alas some be-
nightedly think-one mad romp OF
gaiety, glee, and glory, without one
single little drawbsek-just a dalli-
anee and delight-along the theatri-
cal highway That Is the way It
seems; and that Is exactly the way
it is not. Anyway we poor outsiders
will see the big Passing Show" and
The Washington herald., 1916-12-03
THE TREND OF THE TIMES,

What has become Of those old-fashioned
dancers
Who once did the make and tango?
Have they all taken UP the Hawaiian
step
That resembles the Spanish ,fandanso7
Wherever I go ukaleles hear,
Their plaintive refrains really bore, so
That often think of the sages old cry:
Il never rains but 1t pours, SO.
Dramatic Mirror.