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Fulton County tribune. (Wauseon, Ohio) 1883-1925, 1916-12-22
Bacon and Apples.

Cut the bacon thin and fry it q rich
brown; place on Il hot platter and keep
warm while frying the apples. Cut
these in rounds, core, but do not peel !;
cook in the bacon fat till tender and
serve on the platter with the bacon.
Bacon and fried tomatoes are pre-
pared in the same way.
Fulton County tribune. (Wauseon, Ohio) 1883-1925, 1916-12-22
Confusing.

what I want to know" said the
puzzled student of politics, sis whether
or not the woman voters defeated Mr..
Seeker"
Don't ask me-" answered Mr..
Twobble. MY wife is a suffragist and
her analysis of the vote is SO compli-
Gated that sometimes forget who
really Won."
Fulton County tribune. (Wauseon, Ohio) 1883-1925, 1916-12-22

a selection of white and pink and red
geraniums with a pot or two of the
sweet-scented geranium.
Hyacinths for q short season are
joy. Primroses, too, are good. and
cyclamens prolOng their blooming sea-
sons with the right care. Lilies of va
rious kinds, azaleas, the many differ
ent kinds of begonias, old-fashioned
fuchsias are n few plants from which
wide choice can be made.
Fulton County tribune. (Wauseon, Ohio) 1883-1925, 1916-12-22
ToRTURING SKIN TROUBLES
That Itch, Burn and Disfigure Healed
by Cuticura. Trial Free.

Battle with plenty Of Cuticura Soap
and hot water to cleanse and purify.
Dry lightly and apply Cuticura Oint-
ment to soothe and heal This stops
itching instantly, clears away pimples,
removes dandruff and scalp irritations,
and heals red, rough, sore hands.
Free sample each by mail with Book.
Address postcard, Cuticura, Dept. L,
Boston. Sold everywhere.-Adv.
She is poor cook who is unable to
make good.
Fulton County tribune. (Wauseon, Ohio) 1883-1925, 1916-12-22
Pointinu a Distinction.

'When you told me you would get
me that Office, considered it prom
ise."
mo assurance of that kind" re-
piled Senator Sorghum, ''can be con-
sidered a promise. 1t is merely
prophesy."
Fulton County tribune. (Wauseon, Ohio) 1883-1925, 1916-12-22

w ny was HS SS
pecially Happy p
asked Nick.
81 don't believe
that they are ever
Sad continued
Daddy, though
sometimes TIL e y
are Frightened.
If a Motor Cars.
horn is heard they
do not know which
way to turn and
get quite Ruffled
a n d a n n o Y e d
sometimes
Fulton County tribune. (Wauseon, Ohio) 1883-1925, 1916-12-22
A Substitute.

DO you enjoy problem play?"
Sometimes" replied Miss Cayenne.
tits the only way I know of to talk
scandal without harning somebody
who actually exists"
Fulton County tribune. (Wauseon, Ohio) 1883-1925, 1916-12-22

/" You see,' con-
tinued Mr.. Roost-
er, AN old Man
by the name of
Santa Claus calls
on the Children
and fills h e ir
stockings
" What has that
to do with us?'
said Mrs. Cow.
we don't wear
stockings we
don't even own
t h e m-SO t h a t
wouldn't helm u.s.
Fulton County tribune. (Wauseon, Ohio) 1883-1925, 1916-12-22
Chance of Jobs.

81 suppose if your candidate had
been elected some radical changes
would have been made in the govern
ment?'
eyes," replied the party worker, in
a melancholy tone. I'VE had good men
picked out for all the important
places"
A sewing machine has been invented
to stitch together baseball covers.
Fulton County tribune. (Wauseon, Ohio) 1883-1925, 1916-12-22
EVENING
k2EAIR TALE 81
b. MARY GRAHAM BONNER
ANIMALS CHRISTMAS.

'Cocka-Doodle-Do said Mr.. Roost-
er, for he was very Happy"
Fulton County tribune. (Wauseon, Ohio) 1883-1925, 1916-12-22
For Spotted Paintinus.

A few drops of ammonia in a cupful
1f warm water. applied carefully, VIII
remove spots FROM paintings and
clromoS,
Fulton County tribune. (Wauseon, Ohio) 1883-1925, 1916-12-22
EnuahIe Temnersture.

The temperature of southern Aus
tralia varies not more than 20 degrees
during the year.
Fulton County tribune. (Wauseon, Ohio) 1883-1925, 1916-12-22

Its Style.
what do you think of this bottling-
up lstory?"
Its a corker."
Fulton County tribune. (Wauseon, Ohio) 1883-1925, 1916-12-22
INTERNATIONAL
SUNllSYSOH()OL
LESSON

(By e. o. SELLERS. Acting Director Of
the Sunday School Course in the Moody
Bible Institute of Chicago)
Copyright 1916. Western Newspaper Unions
Fulton County tribune. (Wauseon, Ohio) 1883-1925, 1916-12-22
Eorbearance,

'""How does the theory Of evolution
impress your
''Well, I'm not so sure that 1 approve
of it. I know some men I might sus-
pect of having descended from an
ourang-outang. But why should I hui
niliate the ourang-outang?
Fulton County tribune. (Wauseon, Ohio) 1883-1925, 1916-12-22

Wash day is smile day if you use Red
Cross Ball Blue, American made, therefore
the best made. Adv.
Fulton County tribune. (Wauseon, Ohio) 1883-1925, 1916-12-22
OPTIMISTIC Thoupht.

It : not the eye for fal<lts, but beau
ties. ;hat constitutes the real critic.
Fulton County tribune. (Wauseon, Ohio) 1883-1925, 1916-12-22
Proof Positive

perkins is down and out, isn't he?"
"Oh, yes-he told me the other day
lie was paying cash fox everything. -
Life
Fulton County tribune. (Wauseon, Ohio) 1883-1925, 1916-12-22

Don't save all your smiles for the
parlor-use few in the kitchen.
Fulton County tribune. (Wauseon, Ohio) 1883-1925, 1916-12-22

And true charity grasps the hand
without a thought of the glove.
Fulton County tribune. (Wauseon, Ohio) 1883-1925, 1916-12-22

TWO Rights Common to All.
OF course, you not only have right
to your opinion, but you also have
right to keep it to yourself.
Fulton County tribune. (Wauseon, Ohio) 1883-1925, 1916-12-22

Fortunately stupid people seldom
realize how stupid they are.
Fulton County tribune. (Wauseon, Ohio) 1883-1925, 1916-12-22

Los Angeles has an. area Of 337
square miles.
Fulton County tribune. (Wauseon, Ohio) 1883-1925, 1916-12-22

He bears misery best that hides it
most.
Fulton County tribune. (Wauseon, Ohio) 1883-1925, 1916-12-22

An electric blower. takes the place
of towels in the washrooms of some
large Industrial establishments.
Fulton County tribune. (Wauseon, Ohio) 1883-1925, 1916-12-22
Optimistic Thought.

1t is worse to apprehend than to suf-
fer.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1916-12-14
Short Snatches From Everywhere

It Is now the House Of Perhapsburg--Brooblyn
Eagle
The Adamson law got the Hook.-Phiiadelphia
North American
a uke1e1e is mandolin with press agent
Boston Transcript
Sometimes a River Of Doubt turns out 70 be only
the old familiar salt River.-Milwaukee Journal
Armies Of Balkan powers ought to be healthy
they retire early and often.-Wan Street Journal
cleaning process.-Christan Home and school tErle)-
Republican leaders Will vouch for the quality
the California lemon crOp--Seymour QndD Repuo-
lean
England wishes Charles OF Austria reign as
pleasant as that 0 her Charles L-Brooklyn
Eagle
The farmer used to pray for dollar wheat; now he
lets the consumer do the prayng.-Paterson Press
Guardian
Under existing political conditions it is almost i'm
possible for the demon rum TO keep his Splits up
Washington Post
potatoes are selling less there than in Providence
Providence Journal
Probably we shall never run for president; but
II do shall hurry 70 shake hands with
Hiram JOhnson-Dallas News
It is only that thu fighting in the Drama
region, Monastir should be conspicuous In the
theater OF war.-Brooklyn Eagle
The way prices keep going up makes one wish that
when Sir Isaac Newton invented graduation ne had
made il a little acknowledgements News
1926 they will probably speak gently Of the good
old days when flour was only dollars per barrel
Eagle
Army officers are looking forward with grim
pleasure the arrival Fort LeavenwOrth Of To-
Of civilians who be cultivated intensively into
joyng themselves don't any too often 20 army
officers-st. Louis Globe-Dspatch-
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1916-12-14
The Wild Horse Game

P. T. Barnum night. The investors in the Wild
horse herds of northern Arizona relating In court
how they separated from property cash. prove II
It Is hard to tell which is wilder, the horses or the IN
vestments these confiding persons made
By sworn testimony we are informed that after
man. free white and 21 exchanged home farm business
town property for wild horses he had never SEEN
which he himself to catch, ar price fixed by the
vendor He simply turned his property over to
stranger and took 1t upon himself to catch his own
horses out Of the imaginary rowing herds One such in
weston parted himself from 5000 worth Of property
and spent months of time TO say nothing of the
and board of gang of cowboys, trying to catch herd
Of wild horses with the result that he caught and
II died. Many others were not quite so fortunate
That IS to say they did not catch
As the fraud involved, there arises a nice little
question for the lawyers tIesh out. To prove fraud
It that must the sales OF these horses
back to the who executed the first bill of sale,
for he had right to sell them inasmuch they
not his any than they the property of any
else Not having been caught and branded they
were anyone's property and ones. The unbranded
spite all the bills of sale which to have been
ecuted
From accounts Of the testimony it appears the
Is still further complicated by the fact that there
in the herds certain branded horses which probably
escaped from their and joined the wild If
the bills OF sale executed embraced herds which hap
pened to contain these branded animals and the
had right sell these branded ones another
charge of fraud would doubtless be proper could be
proved the vendors knew the branded animals in
the herds
Thus merry tangle has been created all because a
large number Of people were careless about swap
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1916-12-14
Furry
ears

10 occur, YOU can wager on that for
there is no reason in the world ny
the cars can't be- run on time and
according 10 schedule,
Ell Paso is known throughout tie
length and breadth OF the land" said
C. A Workman. owner of the Great
Workman shows" -'aud I had many peo-
ple ask me If 1 had seen the Elephant
Butte dam vet I am certainly going
to make the trip before long ana &
can DO this very nicely, for my shows
are to winter here. 1t was interesting
Il me to hear the fair boosters from
all over the country talking about II
Paso. All Mexican news seems TO lead
to FL PasO and there IS no question
hut that the people OF the country are
beginning to take more OF an interest
r. the affairs along the border. This
Is probably dues 10 the vast number
event Fl Paso IS a phrase on every
body's lips these days and you are Ger
tainly getting an enormous amount OF
advertising"
Mr.. Workman. owner Of "the Great
Workman Shows. which are furnish
ing the attractions Tor the military
carnival this week, and his general
agent, ". H Rice, arrived IN FL Paso
last evening from Chicago.
Mr.. WORKMAN has been attending the
annual convention Of state and county
fair officials and he SAYS that every
body has had fairly good season this
year.
Mr.. WORKMAN said he met Ryley
Cooper and Ed Warner of The Sells
tlotO aggregation in Chicago and that
Jhey told MIN FL Paso was the one
best bet for any attraction IS thev
lad found il the banner show town OF
The entire country
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1916-12-14
Roundabout Town
Boston Paper Declines To Right Libel Or FL Paso
Editor Admits He's Wrong, Refuses To Correct

II OSTON is not inclined to give +.
Paso a square deal. F. l. Billiard,
~ editor Of the Boston Herald. de-
clines 10 print the article submitted
by an Fl Pasoan combating the riga
marole Of lies about El Paso recently
given publicity in that paper in q
composite interview" with an alleged
sergeant, following the return there OF
the Boston troops. The editor admits
IN a letter - The Herald that the ar
ticle was wrong in reference to the
alleged killing Of a Massachusetts, ser
sesnt wherein the strongest Islander
was placed upon Fl Paso. its police
force and the regular soldiers stationed
here. but declines to correct even that
part Of the libel. at least he does not
say that he is making a correction.
As for the rest 81 the article. charac-
teriZing Fl PasOans as "a worse lot than
the Mexicans themselves" (referring,
Of course. to the Mexican banditsl.
charging that the brave Massachusetts
MILL oEaireS' put 10 rOut the Fl PasO
police force and the provost guard in
a battle over a dog. denOuncing the
police and the customs guards. the ed
ltOr actually attempts 10 Justify It's
publication by asserting that it repre-
sents the general views Of the boys
who went TO the border"
The letter Of the editor follows.
Boston. Mass, Dec. 9.
Editor Fl Paso Herald
The article to which You refer
was composite Interview. written
@fter long conversations with a
good many mem bers Of the Mas
sachusetts regiments Immediately
after their return from the border.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1916-12-14
Little Interviews
Seventh Has Moved II Times IN Three Years
Copper Slump Is Only Temporary FURRY
Little Interviews

few months. and, in q general way. 1
looked forward to finding only .
busting border town. / have been
aSreeably disappointed, however. 1t
must be a pleasant surprise to all
travellers, as Il was 10 me. to find so
many good hotels, some of them COM
pairing very favOrably with the hotels
of eastern cities many times larger
than FL Pase claims to be. The resi-
dence section OF the city is particu-
iarly attractive. because OF the num-
her OF substantial bungalows which
line whole streets The more preten-
tious detached houses. especially those
in mission style, would be a credit 10
any community. / am going 10 Cali
fOrnia, but when I return TO Chicago,
7 win come this way to make a closer
study Of this wonderful place"
Unless something radical is soon
done by the street railway company.
there Is going 10 be something doing.
started by the residents en- masse Of
the Government Hill section OF the
city" said judge \. J. Hall The
people UP there are just about ready
To take up arms in their desire to get
better street car service We are sup
posed to get q 20 minute ear service,
but instead, we often are obliged 10
wait half and three quarters Of an
hour. 1 don't know where the trouble
lies. and il does not make a great deal
of difference. for the trouble is there.
and e surely needs attending TO- The
service has been Just as poor as IL Is
now, ever since last July, and really.
the residents up there are Just about
AT the end OF their patience. There
has already been talk Of getting up
petition and presenting II. and ]
think that Is what IS going to be done.
as a first step Something is going
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1916-12-14

be Obstructed and natural scenery to be despOed for
anybody's personal gain.
The bboa1ds along the streets in residence districts
are great nuisance and property owners, who pay
taxes have right TO protection from this nuisance
The man who builds house with good view and Is
then suddenly hedged by billboard distinctions has
right TO complain He pays his TO the city on
his home, and his property IS definitely damaged by
having billboards near it
Would any other business institution IN FL Paso be
permitted to make its money by damaging the property
Of other people2 Inch by inch the billboard entacles
have been reaching out and grasping and more;
every day the of the billboard is increased. II
halt is not called, where will the spoilatiOn end?
There need for srcter regulation of this business
in the interest of all the peorle. And above ALL the
mesa and its picturesque "rr-' must be saved from
these encroachments. If have no ordinances that
sufficiently this emergency, let De framed
without delay, and strictly enforced.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1916-12-14
A Woman In Business

Advices iron Silver City tell that Grant county
woman h8 become a cattle queen. She IS Hrs. Mary
A. Mcvannon who has purchased the Bar ranches
and cattle north of Separ and added them TO her al
ready considerable holdings.
The Bar brand originated by a. D. Norcrop
retired from the cattle business several years ago
after selling his interests TO Andrew ard Benjamin Lock
lear from whom Mrs. McVannon acquired them for a
price said to have been about $4,000 This makes her
the owner of of the largest cattle ranches and herds
IN the southwest.
Mrs McVannon IS not the only woman IN this section
who has demonstrated her ability TO carry on large
business There are others in plenty. In this part OF
the world We do not feel that a woman who FORCES
ahead is crowding good man Of the way. # she
can get there more power to her.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1916-12-14

We should think that similar admo-
milton relative to sisters car would be
more appropriate
It's easier to be critic than
creator.
No Scenes Are Cut Here Roscoe
Cochran, manager Of the Maine theater,
received notice Tuesday TO hold March
%, 1917. open for The Birth OF Ma
ton Those who have ever seen this
great moving picture production viii
want to see II again, even II they have
seen II more than once. and those who
never seen IL have a rare treat in store
for them White County QlL) Dem
ocrat-
Most FOUNDERS go TO bed with a big
stomach and 8. weak head and awake
in the morning with a weak stomach
and big head
What's become OF the old fashioned
girl who used to entertain her beau
in the kitchen while she washed the
dishes2
Said Dick Evans. sage OF the sage
brush 7 read all about this bailyhoo
between Gen Funston and the Baptist
church I am with Freddie from the
bottom OF my feet TO the top OF my
lower the cost of high living and there
by save ten times as many lives as they
could by holding hilarious revivais in
the army camps2 Anybody who knows
an iota about army life knows that II
is mOuotOnous enough without having
10 listen TO REVEALS What would
Washington have done At Valley Forge
with a revival in the camp2"
We don't know, Dick; what would
he have done2
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1916-12-14
King Fnjjole

New Mexico is almost much excited over beans as
It would be over gold strike Literally hundreds of
farmers have grown beans in the past with much
profit and have made themselves almost wealthy
as the result Of single crop From Estancia Mountain
air, Moriarty and even far south as Deming pink
beans have proved great moneymakers. From the Es-
ancia valley alone it is estimated that the years total
shipment will amount 200 carloads or about 100000
pounds OF beans selling above SIX cents pound This
makes the years from the Estanca valley from
beans alone $4,000.
Growers have found the production per acre worth
from SIS an acre to about S12o. That is more than
they ever expected to make and, as a result, many
farmers are acquiring land in order to plant more
beans make more money and, presumably buy more
land and keep the accumulatve process going indef
nitely.
Prices for beans have been higher than farmers ex
pected them TO be when they planted-so high in fact
that the growers have received inimations that the
canned pork and beans product will be seriously cur
tailed They not given worrying, however. Why
should they worry?
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1916-12-14

Upon the eastern end OF the mesa overlooking the
Homan sanatorium, sign is being erected several
- hundred feet in length and with letters many
feet high The sign is being installed by local bill
board advertising concern for business customer.
If the mayor and city council permit this sign 10
stand the result is going to be that the mesa and its
wonderfully picturesque ~rm" viii be filled with
such things and instead of an excellent unobstucted
view Of rugged old Mount Franklin shall with every
gaze be reminded that pink Pills Cure Pale People"
that Sampson Suspenders Save Suspense" or take
Kings Rough Kure and Keep Kute" asked whats
The Use of Having Complexion When Katie Kazinsky
Can Make You 0ne?"
FL Paso is already the thrOes of the billboard nu-
sance deeply that 1t impossible for many people
to look out of their windows anything but great
glazing sign but heretofore the billboard nuisance has
mainly been confined to the streets and little of
natural scenery has been maTed by the billboard nu
sance.
Los Angeles Is an example of what the nuisance
grow 70 and at present the people of that city
fighting the billboard trust with all their might but
they have let it get such hold that every beautiful
orange orchard is virtually obscuTed by admonition
TO do something not to DO something Even one OF
the most beautiful views into the foothills between
Venice and Los Angeles spoiled by white sign
erng half the side of of the hills showing IN white
the figures "57" evidently referring to the Heinz So
varieties. There used to be 81 varieties but Heinz
canned the tomatoes because they couldn't ketchup
the sightseeing guide in Los Angeles always tells you
The thing is up to the mayor and city council Are
they going TO allow the scenery of FL Paso TO be
arTed and obscuTed just 10 let few billboard concerns
make little pile of money?
Haven't the people of FL Paso rights that should
for regardless of personal hkngs for the billboard
man? The city council is elected guard the interests
of the people of FL Paso and these interests certainly are
not being guarded when the council permits views to
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1916-12-14
Income and Outgo

USED to PUNK shea1g
saved little store and that
got herdng
Drew Two bucks and yet roll slim
tut one got JOB making hay
nnake
ed IN frenzy ne week III gOOdly
But position called
and shining studsy needs had me long to
uethat
And wheels dehornng steers and I'm (oh
gievOus thing to sayD debt ~ - - ~
by George AIatth
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1916-12-14
HOCWALLOW LOCALS
BIZ GEORGE BINGHAM

The Old Aiiser,
living on Musket
Ridge gave the
B line Man a
wormy hickorynut
Saturday.
= =
A stranger gave
a show IN = tent
at Bounding Bill
lows a few nights
ago. On exhibition
he had an Egypt
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1916-12-14

Harry Thatcher Dunn. Of Toledo. O.
is said TO be the most heavily insured
man IN the country, as he has taken
out policies aggregatiug $500. 600 on
his life
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1916-12-14
OF UNRESTRICTED BILL BOA

ping sight than anyone in his senses should BE-
Probably the complaining purchasers of these wild
horses would be glad to the vendors go to Jail for
HE more hitting sentence if fraud proved and
sentence were made possible, would be set them to
trying TO catch the wild horses. That would be life
sentence of a sort.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1916-12-14
BANKER CHOSEN PRESIDENT
NOGALES COMMERCE. CHAMBER

Nogales. Aris-. Dec. I4.-Bracey Cur
lis. q local banker. has been elected
president OF the Nogales chamber Of
commerce Allen T. Bird and J. ".
Edwards are the vice presidents elect
Manuel Escalada is treasurer and ]. B.
Bristol secretary and traffic manager.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1916-12-14

Gen Funston didn't say it. but there enough chap
ans in the my to take of the spiritual needs Of
the soldiers with the assistance of the Y NJ C. A. and
there are enough sinners in civil life engage the best
endeavors of the evangelists.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1916-12-14

thousand years old, and lady singer
and dancer several hundred years
younger
Poke Eazley, while coming home
after the moon had set the other night
with a middling OF meat on his should
er. met a COW in the road. Poke says
a COW hasn't got any business out that
late at night
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1916-12-14

Some OF the victims OF the European
war are fortunate II the price Of shoes
keeps going up or even stays where Il
is. for one foot is enough to have 10
cover at the present prices.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1916-12-14

The galley boy via Cosuichl wants
20 know whether Germany's floating
debt is for the upkeep OF her navy, or
for the maintenance Of her breweries
=
downtown sign admonishes the
public TO Dodge Brothers motor car
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1916-12-14

Let Us hope the kaiser Will be more
successful in taking the boys out OF the
trenches than our esteemed fellow
ago.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1916-12-14

Christmas trees for sale: girl want
ed" saws a sign in vacant lot. Won
der II they want 10 put the girl on the
Christmas tree