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Omaha daily bee., 1916-08-02
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Patience: Your brother is a great bar
gain hunter, l hear.
Patrice: He sure is. And he's quite ex-
cited just now
What about?"
"Oh, he's a confirmed bachelor, you know.
but he read an advertisement yesterday In
the paper about great bargains in wedding
rings and now he's all upset.
Statesman.
Charley, dear" said young Mrs. Torkins.
they have dog tents In the army. don't
they?"
why. yes You see, it's a sort of tech
meal term"
You needn't trouble to explain. I guess
I understand words Of one syllable What
wanted to say Is that I'm glad our faith
full four-footed friends are provided for.
Only I suspect the Society for the Prevention
Of Cruelty to Animals made them do It,
Washington Star.
Newcomer Cat resorp: Is this restful
place?
Native: Well, 1t used ter be until folks
began comm here fer to rest.-Boston
| Transcript
| quilted Of murder. On what grounds?
extraordinarily We proved that his
father once spent two years in an asylum
Barrister's Wife-But he didn't, did he =?
Barrister-Yes He was a doctor there,
| but we had not time to bring that fact
| out-London Tit-Bits.
Behind the altar" said the cathedral
guide to a party Of tourists. lies Richard
| H. In the churchyard outside lies Mary
| Queen Of Scots. And who"-halting above
an unmarked tagging in the stone floor and
| addressing a tourist from London-"who
do you think. sir. is a-lyins ere on this
spot?"
WELL" answered the Cockney. II don't
know for sure, but I have my suspicious"
-Tit-Bits.
How long did you stay in your last
| placer"
1.-TWO weeks, mum, and before I agree
| to come to work for YOU I should like to
know how long you kept the last girl you
had"-Detroit Free Press.
Mrs. Youngbride-Im getting our ice
| from a new man now, dear.
YoungbrIde-What's wrong with the other
| mani"
Mrs. Youngbride-The new dealer says
| he'll give US colder ice for the same money.
| Boston Transcript.
An American lady at Stratford on Avon
| showed even more than the usual American
Omaha daily bee., 1916-08-02

Now watch King Corn hump himself.
Omaha daily bee., 1916-08-02

placer"
Two weeks, mum, and before I agree
to come to work for you should like to
know how long you kept the last girl you
had"-Detroit Free Press.
Omaha daily bee., 1916-08-02

An American lady at Stratford- on Avon
showed even more than the usual American
Omaha daily bee., 1916-08-02
Timely lettings and Reminders.

versary of the killing Of Corporal Jules Andre
Peugeot, who was the first French victim of the
war.
West Virginia democrats are to meet in state
convention today at Parkersburg to name tvo
candidates for the state supreme bench, write =
platform and select presidential electors.
A meeting is to be held at ST. Louis today to
perfect the organization of the National CONNER
cial Apple Growers association. -.
A call has been issued for national convention
OF representatives of the negro race to be held in
Denver today to consider, among other things, a
plan to colonize American negroes in Liberia.
Omaha daily bee., 1916-08-02
Storyette Of the Day.

A Scotch gardener was hammering away at the
bottom OF his wheelbarrow on Sunday, when his
wife hurried out to him.
Mon. mon" she exclaimed, you're making a
dreadful clatter, What wull the neebours say?"
Never mind the neebours." returned her hus-
band, Il maun get ma barrow mendit"
.Oh, but Donal, it's vera wrong to work on the
Sabbath protested the good woman. Eye ought
to use screws"-New York Times
Omaha daily bee., 1916-08-02

Subscribers leaving the city temporarily
should have The Bee mailed to them. Ad.
dress will be changed A. often a. requested. 4
Omaha daily bee., 1916-08-02

quilted Of murder. On what grounds?
extraordinarily. We proved that his
father once spent two years In an asylum.
Barristers Wife-But he didn't did he ?
Barrister-Yes. He was a doctor there,
but we had not time to bring that fact
out-London Tit-Bits.
Omaha daily bee., 1916-08-02

Newcomer Cat resorD: Is this restful
place?
Native: Well, It used ter be until folks
began comm here fer to rest.-Boston
TRANSCRIPT
Scranton Wochenblatt. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1865-1918, 1916-04-06

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Arizona republican., 1916-04-26
It's "Yes" or "No."

The dispatches from Berlin and the interpreta- tiou of them at Washington afford clues to the nature of the German reply which may be eX- pected any time. One Berlin story is that Ger many does quite understand what President Wilson If that is that effort will he made to reopen negotiations and traverse the ground that has been gone and again for the past year. We do not how Mir. Wilson consent that and retain the spect of his ardent supporters To do would be convict himself beyond any defense that could be framed for him, of either weakness of having gone off half cooked"
 It is time reopen the case. admit evidence entertain a doubt regarding the Sussex. 1T the president has made a mistake in that respect in the preparation of his note, he must let 1t stand. To amend it would now be fatal io him. He beyond the point of Eotiaton into narrow lane where two cannot pass Either Germany go back the pres ident must go back If he should do any preteXt that might be conceived he will have put himself beyond the power perform that feat which is described in the sporting and political columns coming back"
Arizona republican., 1916-04-26
Fair Exchange May be Robbery

The Republican as is well known, is opposed to unclean and dishonest advertising. It has ried on a campaign against this kind of adver- sing at a considerable direct loss by depriving it. self of the pay for this sort of advertising but such loss has been made up by greater volume of clean advertising to say nothing of the much greater reward of a satisfied conscience. The Re publcans campaign has been directed especially against advertisements of two classes of wares or service those. which harm the health morals and tbose which harm the pocket books of the people The latter kind those which either worthless are of less value than the price of remuneration asked for them
 The United States supreme court on Monday went still farther II held it to be an offense to advertise goods which, though they might be worth the price asked for them worth less than the advertisement of them had led the purchaser to believe them to be
 This decision is doubtless intended to serve purposes; is to punish deception and the other is protect the citizen against the false all lurements of big bargains. One may be so sit uated that at certain time he is not in urgent need of a certain kind of merchandise. He can his money d better advantage in another direction. But when he is told that he pur- chase much more than dollars worth of this merchandise for dollar, he yields and makes the purchase to find that he has, after all, received only dollars worth of goods that are of no i'm mediate to him. He has been deprived of the advantage that would have come to him of an other of his money if he had not been so tempted
 The supreme court decision is rather a reversal of the old saving 'a fair exchange is no robbery if mean by fair exchange a dollars worth of goods for dollar. The court insists, however, that d dollars worth of promises be actually worth a dollar.
 To want something for nothing or to desire to buy goods terms that less than profitable to the seller is human weakness rather than a human fault. But if it were even a sin it is pro- voked in the first instance by the lying advertise ment. Under this decision the old frayed doctrine of emptor does not seem to apply
Arizona republican., 1916-04-26

BhOenlN, Aprll 2i. l9l6. To the Editor of The Republican. Sir:-In the interest of fair play am writing to protest against the injustice of that part of the report of the suffrage luncheon appearing ill your issue of April 21 which rid ' iculed and misrepresented most dignified intelligent and fair minded company of women. I venture to say there was not one present except the reporter of this article who quite aside from her views on suffrage and the aims of the Congressional Union, was not impressed by the superior quality of Womanhood represented in the delegation Moreover. their ad dresses were in every case free from malice and evil implication and mer- ! ited q fair hearing.
 Surely. in paper of your stand | ing, such an erroneous account will not go uncorrected and in the future your readers will be assured of fan and intelligent reports.
 Yours very truly,
 (Miss) HELEN ARMSTRONG.
 S05 N. Srd Ave
Arizona republican., 1916-04-26

our immigration laws, tug at the leash the ruling class may not always be able to hold, while gen.
 tie patriots full undigested psalms assure us that puny navy is equal to all possible heeds
 Roosevelt is the answer to treachery Tn con gress, to murderous Mexico to anti preparedness We know where he stands national defense All the world knows where he stands. Root is old and unpopular. Hughes is myth. respected and admired a judge, unwilling to leave the bench unknown on modern issues, and identified with present day politics only by his whiskers. The favorite favorite jokes Win or lose Roosevelt the head of the republican ticket will stir the soul of America to self consciousness. He will give a direction the campaign that will de- mand the most robust Amercanism from his op- ponents. No congressman be elected on the Roosevelt ticket without reflecting the spirit of America in it's full strength; congressman can be elected on any other ticket without feeling the mighty effect of the Roosevelt appeal
Arizona republican., 1916-04-26
CANDY 4 WITNESS IN BRENNAN CASE

Although he was the prosecuting attorney in the case of the state against James H. Oelesby when the boy was given his preliminary hear ing in the justice court it is quite possible that when the case comes up in the superior court, County Attor- ney Clyde M. Candy will turn it over to Assistant County Attorney Leon $. Jacobs.
 The county attorney would make the strongest witness for the state save litle Bessie Brennan herself with passed two days and two nights in d barn. If Mir. Candy should decide to try the case, much of the evidence would be left out since it was he who arrested the defendant and visited the barn shortly after the story had been told him by the girl who accompan- jed him to the place.
 Judge Stanford set the case for 1 Thursday. The defendant said that he was without funds but asked the court to give him an attorney. AS Judge Stanford looked about the court room he espied a solitary attorney. Jack Longan who beat nasty re- | treat. The court instructed the bail = if to return MT. Longan who was in formed that he was to defend Ogles-
 by when the case came up later in the week.
Arizona republican., 1916-04-26
The Suffraqe Luncheon

The Republican has received several protests given last Friday to the visiting members of the Congressional Union. against a light, and some think an irreverent account of the function that appeared in this paper the following morning. IL will be recalled that The Republican that day printed stories of the luncheon One of them was matter of fact relation dealing seriously with the address of the chief speaker and, gener- ally with the work of the union.
 The other story consisted of good humored comment, upon the meeting or the visitors but upon the "asdes' of of the ladies of Phoe- uiN who there They were uttered good humoredly by women some if not all of whom endorsed the work of the union had gladly participated in the reception of the visitors.
 The writer of the article which has called out these protests aware that the luncheon was to he regularly treated in another story. so that diff ferent. light thought not dsrespectful treat ment which it suspected would give offense in any quarter very naturally adopted u the story which we think has been wrongly in- terpreted by of our women friends.
 If proof were necessary of the Republicans ap- preciaton of the high character of the disting- uished visitors and of the women of this city who are in sympathy with them, we should point to the advance notices have printed of the com ing of the party and the welcome of the members in which We joined
Arizona republican., 1916-04-26
AJ0 TOWNSHIP WORK
 ADVANCES RAPIDLY
Special to The RepubIicanl

AJO, April 24.-The New Cornelia Copper Go. is getting well advanced with the construction of their large steel structures that will house their mill. and grading and preparations are advancing rapidly which ulti- mately will lead to permanent city. The New Cornelia Copper Co. has laid out beautiful park which is nearing completions They also have num- Der of residences completed and all contractors in this vicinity are busily engaged figuring new proposed build ings covering the entire community. Directly adjoining the Cornelia townste to the west J. l.. McNew of Phoenix has 20d acres of land. plot ted, blocked and lotted including the ! Gibson townsite and what will here after he known as the Milvue addi- tion to Cornelia. This whole plot lies on d gradual raise to the West at the base of a beautiful mountain, adjoining it on the west and south. with q lowly rolling desert country on the north.
 This townsite embraces beautiful natural townsite. Church sites have been donated. large school site has been reserved all suitably located on these grounds.
 The business section embraces four business streets. two abreast laying at right angles. The lots are plotted 40x100 in the Gibson addition and i0X 11O 1t. in the Millvue addition. bus mess and residence alike The price of the lots are g. month in the business section and $1 a month in the residential section with option to buy at the end of four years for the sum of $500 for business lots and $250 for residence lots in the .Millvue addition with no concessions whatever. The ground is unpatented and not salable until the time of patent which will require about i years.
 The streets on this property are 70 feet wide, alleys touching all lots 70 feet wide Streets are all uniform and laid out in numerical and alpha . betical form adding simplicity and beauty to the general outline of the plot
 There has been to date a great many lots sold to local people in this addition. The ]. D. Halstead Lumber Co. is located on this ground with q well equipped stock of lumber Busi- ness interests of this vicinity are rap- idly turning their attention to this addition and already a well established restaurant. laundry. meat market. etc are upon the ground doing good business.
 All business enterprises making III the necessities of existence and pleas. ure are invited to grasp the oppor- tunity offered here in this thriving mining community.
 Water has been struck at deptl of 32 feet that will compare favor. ably with the best in Arizona ant there are two wells on the property.
Arizona republican., 1916-04-26

them walked all the way, wadcd and swan in the Gila, cooked their lunch con, and between times played games. They came home tired after eight |" ten hours of hard exercise. They were chaperoned by Miss Brown and Miss Elzweiler. Several autos took part of the youngsters but it was more fun to walk and the machines returned too early.
 J. c. and Mrs. Barfell have bought the home of N. E. Wilcox in North Hayden and have moved their furni ture just received from Albuquerque
 into their new residence. MT. Bar
 fell has been employed at the mill
 for some time and is glad to welcome his family.
 On Easter evening, Robert Harber ; was the host at dinner at the Hayden hotel to nearly a dozen guests, in
 cluding the families of J. w Rice. J. C. Lane, and Mrs. Harmer and Henry
 Baker. The dinner was delicious and well served. Most of the party at i tended the church services after 1 which the rest of the evening was ! sic at the home Of one Of the guests. ] Mir. Harber is not only a genial host, 1 but has also much histrionic ability. i The Noe Tar club will give another dance at their club grounds the first Wednesday evening in May. The or chestra is preparing good program ! The Epworth League will give a
 necktie and hat trimming party al
 the church parlors on Tuesday | evening
Arizona republican., 1916-04-26
A CRUSADE AGAINST GOSSIP

A number of self supporting women in New York City have banded together to fight gossip. For that purpose and for other purposes related to the general. spiritual and physical welfare of women, these foes gossip have organized the Order of Cor inthians to which any person is eligible who sub scrbes to the doctrine that The tongue ruly evil, full of deadly poison"
 Miss Mary Hoppe. head of the Woman's Busi- ness Bureau. originated the idea of the Order of Corinthians which incorporated in New York more than year ago but which is just now taking definite shape. Q carry a national crusade against scandal mongering Miss Hoppe plans the establishment of Don't Gossip clubs in every town and village in the United States.
 These clubs will be pledged ito fight gossip. malice and all uncharitabeness the greatest of sins Apart from this sweeping project the Order of Corinthians plans to found mother house in New York where impoverished women of education and refinement may be received and housed free of charge for three months while they shown how to become self-supporting
 Miss Hoppe said that this will not be in any q charity. since membership cards in the order will be sold men and of wealth at fixed price the card to be given to any the purchaser may select and the money spent to be returned in an equivalent of service by the Womans Business Bureau.
 Gossip is worst of all sins" Miss Hoppe as- serted earnestly When women gossip it is because of idleness. The scandaous chatter of women takes place perhaps at church sewing circle or bridge party for charity. Both these gatherings have worthy purposes-most human projects good in purpose-but their beautiful object is spoiled by the scandal that is circulated there.
 "I don't whether gossip The person who repeats it commits far greater sin than the person who gossiped about All my life l have loved my fellow women 1 almost grown before knew how much be injured by scandal Ever since I have known have taken any woman l knew of who had been deserted by man into my home, have advised sympathized witlt her and have fought her det telling them the sin of gossip was worse than anything she did
 And that is what all ought to do for each other, Only those who without sin en- titled to criticize others He that is without sin, let him cast the first stone, refers to all kinds of sin It is the greatest argument against gossip. Lives have been wrecked by gossip. families separated for ever by it. Women band together and put an end to it'-New York World
Arizona republican., 1916-04-26
Other Days; Other Issues

America Needs Roosevelt in This Campaign" is the caption of the leading article in the latest number of the Detroit Saturday Night which has been called the Golfers Weekly of Michigan In this article the editor that in 1912 he voted for Wilson. by way of doing his bit to keep Roosevelt of the White House" few days ago in poll of editors taken by the Chicago Trb- Une in the states of Michigan Indiana Illinois and Wisconsin their preferences for a republican nominee for the presidency. the editor of the Sat urday Night voted for Roosevelt
 Nobody, says the editor who recalls the at utude of this paper to Roosevelt in 1912 win ac- cuse us of hero-w worship of this We tried to De intelligent in anslyzing his propaganda and we know candid" Then, are reeited features of the propaganda which the editor says are just as distasteful to him as they were four years ago and those issues alone, he would oppose Roosevelt vigorously as he did then These is- yues however. now in the front Con- linues the Saturday Night:
 But we are not looking to the past: We are looking to the future. The recall of judicial de- cisions has fallen into the oblivion from which it should never have been conjured. Experience is working out our corporation problems more wisely than all the statesmen who have tried it. The Roosevelt press succeeded in persuading enough people that Roosevelt had been greatly wronged at Chicago to give him splendid majority in this sate' and regular republicans have so far forgiven him as to place in congress as representative of the first district of Michigan, Hon. Charles A Nichols the bull moose campaign manager.
 Other days: other issues. The issue today is national eNistence-nothing less It is the very soul or America that is at stake, Roosevelt him seit sees so clearly The president of the United states engaged in the sensitive task preventing The slaughter Of his citizens the high seas while at the same time keeping the peace with a bar i@rous and war-mad foreigner halt negoti- "lons to duash treachery in the congress in the rear. Rape. death and loot of Americans in Mex ico nave lost their tang for Mexican bandits, who now murder Americans in their own homes on American soil while the American army must call Tor volunteers to get enough men run down the bandits and police southern border. Across the rac"lc' the people of the new Japan, rritated by
Arizona republican., 1916-04-26
"The Suffrage Luncheon"

To TIe Republican:
 I am sending this note as protest against -our outrageous account of the suffrage luncheon" as printed in The Republican this morning. All the wo men who have spoken to me about it today. whether members of the Con- gressional Union or not. agree with me that it was unjust and unpardonable Even if you were not in sympathy with the work and methods of the speakers yesterday it was unnecessary to adopt sneering and patronizing tone to- ward some of our most distinguished and enlightened American women. The only saving grace il your report was that your flippancv was so palpable as TO. to mi@lead an intelligent and dis cerning reader Believe me, I deeply regret the necessity which has impelled mo to write this note Yours.
 JESSIE DOWD STAFFORD.
 Saturday, 22nd April.