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The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1916-02-01
PRESIDENT WILL
RECUPERATE ON
Attn DAYS TOUR

CHICAGO, Feb THE fourth dan of
President Wilson's tour of the middle
west ON his speaking trip for national
preparedness Tuesday carried him west
n the Mississippi river through tovu
where his prucram caled for the chief
address, of the dan AT n~s iionrs tt N
y. m -Four brief talks from HE ear ui
Davenport, Iowa. Iowa CITY Grunnell and
Newton, Iowa, are on the program for
tho afternoon
Before the presidents special train
left Chicago Tuesday the members Of his
party expressed their pleasure at the
hearty welcome accorded him there.
They said the local response TO his plea
for support In preparing for an adequate
national defense had fully met their eN-
pectstions. The great crowds that vel
coined him and the throng that heard
him were held to he favorable oNpres.
sion Of Chicagos approval Of his pollc,
Mondays somewhat strenuous Hctlyl-
ties Including addresses before an audi
ence OF = 900 at Milwaukee and the long
speech here Monday night were 10 he
succeeded by a relaxation OF activity
Wednesday The first OF the four five
minute talks en- route 10 pes Molnes was
not 10 he delivered until $50 y. m. This
was at Davenport,
The presidents speech ~ Monday night
was I'm large measure a reiterat tlon Of his
previous pleas for speedy upbulldlng ot
the army and navy and ns endorsement
OF the continental army plan.
A atop four and a half hours 10 on the
presidents program for Des Moines
Reaching there at 650 D. M. he expects
90 address meeting M o'clocl, and
lrzve at ii;2i tor Topel, and Kansas
City, whore he win deliver addresss.
Wedncsday
Enroute to Topeka "a tye minute talk
from the train will be delivered at
Lawrence, Kan,
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1916-02-01
RIPRAP SOLD TO
PRIVATE PEOPLE.
WILSON ASSERTS
Cotton Oil and Lumber Con-
Germs Also Buy State
Stone, He Claims.

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JOS 'Il' F. on. secretary ui tho
oklahoma state Federation off Labor.
into tr. verbal uIr n,rv.., U,r,..I.
..
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disposition of Oh. product Cd. i.o -n'.
.untr.f. operated .fYr,ru.u. .r ..Y..
u. r.r.
IN' 'N'I VIE. "" l'd N"niN WI.
f0u.' statement that the state f- u.,..
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''''''" ''. '''''.' .'.'- 'i ballast wa.
terra. wa. violating stat. Law which
provides that convict. .I8. r.f ., ,..
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'N' "I' "''wl lhtn 'Hn, each
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'"' P'.' 'N."''. h'N. "o.as
'' N. N''''
'n hl. rep. lo Nj. Wilson the s'vrr
no. n''"I'd l1li under the state con-
'u'"'"h aiI r''l'o'd. arc public hlgh-
"''s ana mat therefore Tho sale of rip.
IHp y" lh' ROCK Island dll not coustitut"
violation n' the statute quoted Dos hr
''''l 80. '.r'tArl
wilson win Answer
I1'soN' w'.n.nz. following H,a road.
lk " lh' F'''fn0' 'in'pm'r' m Tho
''l', '..''"'"'N VIZ wilson supple
,'n',a h'. argument %. Monday with
IN' H'c'F'lINn 'Nh| 'ur stat" Nt. mot
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1916-02-01
BURTON PRAISES
AND ADVISES ON
STATES FUTURE
Declares Audience Largest
Commercial Body He Had
Seen in 100 Cities.

Moro than two thousand persons heard
am address by senator Theodore = Bur
ton OF Onto ot the Auditorium In okla
homa Clty last evening and more than
fourteen hundred iu,mpcrs of m, Cham
hrr ot Cumm'rr, uud thyu guests sat
at the annual banquet of th, citys great
commercial body
IN point OF Attendance. .pcnd0r of ice-
tai arrangement and entertainment n
was the best affair of the Kind In TIE
annals Of oklahoma tlty and the Dis
tinguiFhod speaker ut the evening an
nouurcd that. In more than one hundred
addresses 10 commercial bodies In the
United Statsg nom tho Atlantic TO tho
Pacific. ana from the Gulf coast to tho
Great Lakes. u WAS the largest hD had
hpl the honor and pleasure OF address
ms
When the banquet tables were cleared.
President I'D S \uuEht OF the Cham
b,r NJ Commerce mounted the stage and
mud' announcement that telegram had
come from the federal treasury depart
munt NJ Washington stating that on the
18Th Of March bids would be opened for
construction Of $3.50. 900 addition to the
Oklahoma city postofiice
lie nnuunced that work had COM
monccd ON an extension Of the oklahoma
city -Guthrte intcrurhan electric line from
Edmond to Guthrie aud followed this
with statement that bonus had been
raised for the construction ~ the New
castle bridge fact that rendered the
rotail tIBdesmcu of oklahoma CITY hap-
ny Each announcement elected np.
pbusc
Griditop stunts Begin.
IlC then launched upon n tribute 10
tho work oi the Chamber ut Commerce.
when hc was interrupted by the appear.
ancc from the lun wing pl he stage of
Senator Fairbanks Of lndisla. a. rep
resented by Paul u Smith. secretary ~
the Oklahoma Manufacturers associl-
ton There was laughter and applause
from all over the house ~ the big au-
dienCc realized that the "grdiron' per
formance had started
Senator Fairbanks ! am surprised TO
'ec you here" said President Vaught as
the dignlned statesman moved toward
him With tile In hand and wearing a
somewhat pained expression
" am here 10 enter a protest' said
the bogus senator moving forward With
y smrking side bow To the audience. "a
protest against what seems to mo 10 be
an unjust discrimination shall not
become heated. IN fact, I shall remain
perfectly cool but ! beg to remind YOU
that there are this year multiplicity
~ presidential impossIblltles. and You
have seen m TO entertain on this oc
casion In behalf of oklahoma City. one
Of the most distinguished presidential
! impossibilitles
YOU here on this occasion. senator. h
| that We have al Of this kind ot weather
tContinued on Page Twsl
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1916-02-01

ten mileS from Miami Navy department
officials estimated that under the speed
the ks II making she should ronch Key
west about 8 p. m, Tuesday, The Ster-
rett was one Of the destroyers ordered
by Secretary Daniels to search tor the
k.6. which last Sunday became sopa,
ated from her tender the Tallahassee
and three other *" bosts white coming
down the Atlantic coast en- route To Key
NcFl for which point the submarine flo.
tile started January - from New York
search had been made fnr the Ks since
SUNDAY nlght when the Tallahassee and
the XII, K-a and re arrived Mt the
Charleston, :, c.. navy yards and re-.
ported her a. missing
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1916-02-01

NEWPORT NEWS Feb. 1.-The British south African
liner Appam given up for lost, brought into Hampton
Roads Tuesday morning flying the German man-o-war flag
with German prize OF - men, commanded by Leuten
Berg She captured January l5 four days
after she left Dakar. British West Africa
The Appams painted out on the liner herself but
plainly visible ON the small boats carried on her deck.
The Appam brought her original passengers and 1873 per-
said TO have been taken from English boat About i25
persons including passengers and crew. aboard the ship
While Lieutenant Berg ashore to pay his respects to
Colonel Haynes commandant at Fortress Monroe quarantine
officers boarded the ship Meanwhile permitted
TO ashore
The Appam was captured abou, January - the Ca.
nary Islands 10y small steamer having the appearance of
tramp but heavily armed according to information obtained
from Norfolk by Daniel Bacon freight agent here for the
of the Appam.
NORFOLK Va Feb lit is reported here that the sub
which took the Appam sank other ships and that
of the latter there only two survivors who injured
is known that the Appam has injured passengers aboard
Lieutenant Berg denied that the Appam sank any other ships
after the German prize crew took her.
WASHINGTON, Feb l.-Customs Collector Hamilton AT
Norfolk reported to the treasurer that the German prize
Appam which into Hampton Roads this morning has
prisoners aboard His report referred at once
the department. which will determine the status the
vessel
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1916-02-01
SUBMARINE KS SAFE; FLOWING
FOR KEY WEST WHERE SHE OUGHT
TO ARRIVE ABOUT 6P. N. TUESDAY

CHARLESTON. 5. c., Feb THE
submarine KS Ia safe and is proceeding
under her own power for Key West. F1a
according to naval radio message re-.
eeived At the navy department early
Tuesday from captain Simpson NJ the
torpedo boat destroyer StcrrctD
WASHINGTON, Feb. THE mes
sage, which came by Nay Of Key West
says "At si55 .. m.--The u, s. s, KS,
tive miles southeast Fowey Rock, steam.
ING south a. ten knots. No casualties
ana no assistance required"
bovey Rock. referred to In the mes
sase 10 h lighthouse and 10 located about
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1916-02-01

rurrEuN N,Niuo. r.b ,nm.
nandrr. OF the u'llpN zones establish.
vd hy Gou Jacinlo rreynu report rapid
progress asnlnst the northern sc. tou Of
Mexico CpliNto Cunticras. whose hand
with thet n BENJAMIN NtEumedo.s was
defeated boy General Murgla AT pasajo
probably will be granted amnesty
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1916-02-01
HoURLY TLMPERATURG
WASHINGTON FORECAST.

OKLAHOMA Tonight nir colder n
southeast portion Wednesday nir not .n
cold
KANSAS Fair tonight aud probably
Wednesday SLOWLY rising temperature,
ARKANSAS Tonight Oir colder rN
copt lu northwest portion. N'du'sdu'
fair. not .o Did
EAST TENA~ Tonight mir frro7ng
ir south portion with temperature 2s tu
% degrees I'm sugar and trucking regions
Wednesday ftir. NOT sO cold
WEST TEN As Tonight ulr. Ncdnes-
daN fair not 20 cold
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1916-02-01

PRESIDENTS TUESDAY SCHEDULE

Lett Chicago about 10 a. m,
l'ivc-mlnutc speeches at Joliet. Ot.
tavp. Moline and Rock Island M.
and at Davenport, Iowa city Grin.
nell and Newton. Iowa. IN afternoon.
Arrives Des Molnes at $50 m
Leaves Des Mulnes al ll25 D. m.
for Topeka
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1916-02-01

WASHINGTON rsb i-FIood eondl.
rars on the MsslsslppI river were ~
ported by the weather bureau TUESDAY
In special river bulletin as follows
"Th. ~,usspri river IS iali,no AT 81
Louis arft rachlra a stage OF ]i5 feet
IS f-,t above flood stage on Monday.
The Ohio "a aoalr rislna throughout
lts lsnath and the mss0supp below
Carlo continues 10 rise win the flood
stage Of eighteen feet reached at New
ORLEANS Tor the frs, time ON the present
rise
"The Arkansss river at Fort Smith is
falling but continued TO rise below
NEWPORT. Ark. Frn Eo,h slauI
ievee went out At two plaocs b'lo'ru 5
snd o'clock Tue.dnS morning 'ud Sow.
port flooded water Is .'n us'ur co.
habitants are trsverfug u'. Iu hulJ
LITTLE ROCK. Ar,.. rc6 /. othoia's
NJ Missouri a Northern Armnsa' road 't
Helena report levre st McCleland broke
- $50 a M. ruc'dal
KANSAS cry. Teh Although
condition urfr improved In most part
of thr southwestern state affected d.
floods reports carl, TuosdsY told u.
nrth,r damage iu Nrkonsa7 where mig
water. roc,uil, have flowed over thou
,ands uf n,r,, o. farm land and h'
Lat NI..ff
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1916-02-01
MISSING BRITISH LINER, "ApPAM,"
SHOWS UP FLYING TEUTOk C0LORS;
CAPTURED BY AN ARMED TRAMP"
APPAM'S HUMAN CARGO CLASSIFIED

The persons on the Appam divided as fol-
lows:
Her crew, lis; passengers originally on the
ship l6 survivors of the ships destroyed in
German sea raids off the African coast l38; German
prisoners bound for detention camps 20; prize crew,
q. Total 45l
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1916-02-01
00NNED ARMY UNIFORM MERELY TO GET BY
D00RkEEPERS THAT HE MIGHT SEE WILSON

CHICAGO r,h 4 -.euu
dent WILSON v1a SpoUhug NuI
police Tue dny tNri trr ormv
tn get into the hail simply to
Thousands were unable u
passed the dnorkccpers by pos
a forign language IN his pockr
their translation He said he
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1916-02-01

uu th. HEc ebor, prcai.
orlum r,I' .Npl9'nod 10 ths
8 Nn. lonu'd tu en1blc hlsa
N
be president bul Wisnisu ski
brit Nc lad sume letters ~
u holding hun today ,pendinG
= In The United states ArrN
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1916-02-01

LITTLE ROCK. Arh. tc6 l. Officials
NJ Missouri a Northern Arkansas road Ft
Helena report lrvre 81 Mcclelland broke
- $50 4 u ruc'dd'
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1916-02-01

NEWPORT. Ark. Fcn Eo,k Isluul
levee went out at two place. between
snd o'clock Tue.dn, morning rud So.
port Hooded water ts srn uHinr m
hahltonts are trsvernuE rI' .u bout
Meade County news. [volume] (Meade, Kan.) 1900-1918, 1916-02-17
"HlmD Didn't Stop Screams.

John Mckinney, living in Shelby
county, was in Shelbyville recently
with friends. He became separated
from them and they went home with
out him. 1t was too far for Mckinney
to walk, so he called up cousin living
in Shelbyville and asked for some
money to pay for a nights lodging
The cousin told Mckinney to go to his
(the cousin's) home to spend the
night.
John started out and found house
which he thought was the right one.
He pounded on the door. but no one
answered. Then he tried a window.
He raised it and crawled through. He
was greeted by the shrill scream of a
woman, who was standing on a bed.
John announced that she need not
scream, for it was him" Him" didn't
mean much to Miss Lulu Long. She
continued her screaming. A brother
came running into the room with a
gun and Mckinney coon had his hands
stretched far above his head Hearing
the noise, the cousin, who lived next
door to the Long home, rushed to the
rescue and the situation was soon
cleared Indianapolis News.
Meade County news. [volume] (Meade, Kan.) 1900-1918, 1916-02-17
HOW HENRY "PUT ONE OVER"
Incident Shows How Erring Man MAY
In Time of Trouble ConciIiate
"Friend Wife,"
She was waiting for him.

She was waiting for him.
Gathering her brows like a gathering
storm, nursing her wrath to keep it
warm, and when he entered the room
she began:
This is nice time of night"
I-er-know I'm late" he hastily
interrupted, but couldn't help it, my
dear, Club had-er-big discussion on
female beauty"
And what had you to do with
that?" demanded the fretful wife.
"More'n anyone there. | was the
one-er-who had the most beautiful
wife, an'-er-course, the best author.
ity on female beauty, an"
why don't you take off your over
coat, Henry? Let me get your slippers
FOR you. It's awful cold outside;
think you must be half frozen"
Half minute later Henry was safe
ly ensconced in his easy-chair with
his wife at his feet, putting his slip
pers on.-Philadelphia Inquirer.
Meade County news. [volume] (Meade, Kan.) 1900-1918, 1916-02-17
Marketing for the White House.

Mrs. Wilson, as Mrs. Gait, was in
the habit Of going down to Central
market two or three times a week and
doing her own marketing After the
announcement Of her engagement she
gave that up, as she found the amount
Of attention attracted embarrassing.
She will find that the housekeeper in
her new home has the marketing habit,
and will see to it personally that her
mistress has just exactly what she
wants. The present housekeeper, Mrs.
Jeffray, was installed by Mrs. Taft,
who, at the beginning of her regime,
took her housekeeper to the great mar
ket and personally introduced and in
structed her. For Mrs. Taft, too, had
the marketing habit, and if while at
the White House she found it eXpedi-
ent to do it by proxy, she saw to it
from the start that it was done ac-
cording to her own ideas.
Meade County news. [volume] (Meade, Kan.) 1900-1918, 1916-02-17
MUCH IN A NAME, SOMETIMES
Gouverneur Morris, the Novelist, Slept
in Suites When Other Core
spondents Didn't.

Private information from the battle.
fields of Europe indicates that Gouver-
neur Morris, the novelist, has had a
cinch over the other correspondents.
In many of the hotels the CORE
spondents were herded in one room at
night, while Morris had a suite all to
himself. Then again Morris was on
friendly if not intimate terms with
high officials and military command
ers, while the other boys had to scrape
around as best they could
1t was mystery to the other
scribes to understand how it was that
Morris caught on so easily, got the
best Of everything and went hobnob-
bling with royalty, until one day a
petty officer approached one of the
newspaper men and said:
will you kindly tell me what state
1t is that Mr.. Morris is governor OFF,
The above calls to mind the fact that
years ago George William Curtis, edi-
tor of the Easy Chair in Harper's Mag
azine, was in Oberammergau to wit
ness the Passion Play" Unfortunate
ly he was late in arriving at the open
air theater and all the seats except
those reserved for high officials were
gone. The editor was in despair until
he had bright idea.
Approaching one of the high officials
he said
Has the duke of Hesse Castle or
the duke of Cambridge arrived yet?"
81 think not" the official replied
"Too bad the editor remarked,
but when they arrive would you mind
telling them that Mr.. -, one of the
electors of New York, is waiting for
them?"
The official bowed and said: Ger.
tainly, sir, but would you not prefer
to wait for them inside?"
Mr.. Curtis agreed that this arrange
ment was much to be preferred to the
one of standing outside, so he permit
ted the official to escort him down
front and seat him near a bunch of
princes, dukes and other assorted
specimens of royalty.
It's great thing to be an elector
Of New York." the editor said in tell
ing the story.-Fr0m the Editor and
Publisher.
Meade County news. [volume] (Meade, Kan.) 1900-1918, 1916-02-17
WARD ALWAYS A HUMORIST
Famous American Funmaker Had All
the Elements of His Calling in
His Personality.

One of the greatest American humor-
lists was Charles Farrar Browne, bet
ter known as Artemus Ward. He was
born in the little village of Waterford,
Me, in 1884, and died in 1867 at the
age of thirty-two. He came from old
Puritan stock, and upon being asked
concerning his origin, he was wont to
reply:
Il think we came from Jerusalem,
for my fathers name was Levi and we
had Moses and Nathan in the fam
lily; but my poor brothers name was
Cyrus; so perhaps that makes us Per-
SLAMS"
AS boy the humorist was full of
happy wit and the family was not al
ways spared, says the National Maya
zine. One night coming home in a
driving snowstorm, Artemus went
around the house and threw snowballs
at his brother Cyrus window, shouting
for him to come down quickly. Cyrus
appeared in haste and stood shivering
in his night clothes.
why don't you come in, Charles?
The door is open"
"Oh," replied Artemus, 81 could have
got in all right, Cyrus, but l called
you down because wanted to ask you
If you really thought it was wrong to
keep slaves"
Meade County news. [volume] (Meade, Kan.) 1900-1918, 1916-02-17
His Official Capacjty.

William Collier and a couple of 9th.
er actors were dining in hotel cafe
when Collier directed his companions
attention to very dapper-looking man
with a suspiciously red nose who had
just passed.
"A very prominent member of the
Larchmont Yacht club" announced
Collier, with grave air.
Is that so?" asked one of the play.
ers, who, as Collier knows, always
evinces a strong interest in the doings
of society.
What is his official capacity?"
About three gallons, | think" said
Collier.-The Argonaut
Meade County news. [volume] (Meade, Kan.) 1900-1918, 1916-02-17

than l ever was and recommend your
remedies to all my friends. Mrs. LENA
WYNN, 1912 E. o Street, Richmond, Va.
While Change of Life is a most crit
zeal period of woman's existence, the
annoying symptoms which accompany
it may be controlled, and normal health
restored by the timely use of Lydia E.
Pinkham's Vegetable Compound.
Such warning symptoms are a sense
of suffocation, hot flashes, headaches,
backaches, dread of impending evil,
timidity, sounds in the ears, palpitation
of the heart, sparks before the eyes,
irregularities, constipation, variable ap-
petite, weakness and inquietude, and
dizziness.
For these abnormal conditions do not
fail to take Lydia E. Pinkham's Vege,
table Compound.
Meade County news. [volume] (Meade, Kan.) 1900-1918, 1916-02-17
Little Rrnther Anain-

Gertie (who has just been kissed by
Arthur under the mistletoe, which he
discovered hanging in the halD-Oh,
Arthur, you wicked wretch, to take
advantage of me like that! ! wish
knew who hung il there; Id pay them
out, that's all.
Arthur Ito little brother later in the
evening)-Tommy, I'm going to take
Gertie away from you soon; will you
mind?
Tommy-Not bit. Sis and l are
not friends.
Arthur-And why is that?
Tommy (heedless of Gerties killing
glances)-Oh, she boxed my ears for
tipping her off the chair when she was
mailing up that mistletoe in the hall.
Meade County news. [volume] (Meade, Kan.) 1900-1918, 1916-02-17

other diseases which are dependent ON
an accumulation of uric acid within
the body. Send to DR.. Pierce Of the
lnvalids' Hotel and Surgical Institute,
Buffalo, N. Y, for a pamphlet on
"Anuric," or send 10 cents for a trial
package of "Anuric" Tablets.
If you feel that tired, WORKOUT feel
ing, backache, neuralgia, or If your
sleep is disturbed by too frequent
urination, go to your best store and
ask for DR.. Pierce's "Anuric."
DR.. Pierce's reputation is back of
this medicine and you know that his
Pleasant Pellets" for the liver and his
"Favorite Prescription" for the ills OF
women have had splendid reputation
for the past fifty years.
Meade County news. [volume] (Meade, Kan.) 1900-1918, 1916-02-17
WHAT is URIC ACID?


Ever since the discovery of uric acid
In the blood by Scheele, in ITS, and
the bad effect it had upon the body,
scientists and physicians have striven
to rid the tissues and the blood Of
this poison. Because of its over
abundance in the system it causes
backache, pains here and there, rheu-
matism, govt, gravel, neuralgia and
sciatica. 1t was DR.. Pierce who dis
covered a new agent, called "Anuric,"
which will throw out and completely
eradicate this uric acid from the sys-
tenn. "Anuric' is 81 times more po-
tent than NthiG, and consequently you
need no longer fear muscular or ar
ticular rheumatism or govt, or many
Meade County news. [volume] (Meade, Kan.) 1900-1918, 1916-02-17
Not a Soldiers Fault

A certain army officer took in to
dinner at Washington party a young
lady who had just returned from Eng
land
"The young soldiers" she said, ARE
having it all their cwn way with the
girls over there now. Too much their
own way, in fact. know of a young
lieutenant in the blues who is said TO
be engaged to seven girls simultane.
ously."
"Oh, WELL" said the officer, with a
deprecatory smile-"oh, well, Cupid,
of course, is using a machine gun
these days"
Meade County news. [volume] (Meade, Kan.) 1900-1918, 1916-02-17
RECIPE FOR GRAY HAIR.

To half pint OF water add 1 OF Bay Rum, a
mall box of Barbo Compound, and n OF. OF
glycerine. Apply to the hair twice a week
until it becomes the desired shade Any drug
gist can put this up or you can mix il at
home at very little cost. 1t will gradually
darken streaked, faded gray hair, and re-.
moves dandruff. 1t is excellent for falling
hair and will make harsh hair soft aud glossy.
1t will not color the scalp, is not sticky or
greasy, and does not rub olT-Adv.
Meade County news. [volume] (Meade, Kan.) 1900-1918, 1916-02-17
Both Sides of X,

"I think a girl is very foolish to
propose to poor man." said the leap
year maid.
Eyes" replied the grass widow, "but
not any more foolish than the poor
man who accepts that kind Of a girl"
Meade County news. [volume] (Meade, Kan.) 1900-1918, 1916-02-17
RED, ROUGH, SORE HANDS
May Be soothed and Healed by Uso
Of Cutlcura. Trial Free.

Nothing so soothing and healing for
red, rough and irritated hands as Cuti-
cura Soap and Cuticura Ointment.
Soak hands on retiring in hot Cuticura
soapsuds. Dry, and gently anoint hands
with Cuticura Ointment. A one-night
treatment works wonders.
Free sample each by mail with Book.
Address postcard, Cuticura, Dept. l.,
Boston. Sold everywhere.-Adv
Meade County news. [volume] (Meade, Kan.) 1900-1918, 1916-02-17
Easy Enouuh.

Are you still keeping your New
Years resolutions?"
"Oh. yes" replied Mr.. Jagsby, with
twinkle in his eye.
But how are you keeping them?"
Framed"