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South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1916-11-29
His Bad Break.

His Bad Break.
(BOston Transcript.
She (shOwing picture And this
Is the dear old home where I was
horn.
He-Still standing? Jupiter,
They don't build 'em nowadays so
that they will last more than thirty
or forty years
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1916-11-29

Terrible soap famine in Petrograd- But don't
have to hold our nose until il reaches Pittsburgh.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1916-11-29

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South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1916-11-29
She Changed Her Mind.

Wifey-On your way home, will
you ask that girl at the store to
Hubby-You mean that maiden
with the blue eyes, blonGe hair. ruby
lips. deep dimples and graceful car
rage
Wifey-Oh. YOU needn't mind, I
intend TO go TO town myself today.
The Froth.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1916-11-29

He Didn't Know.
Two farmers met in a certain
New Britain herald., 1916-11-11
FORWARD, MARCH!

t was fitting that those citizens who
pported the President in his fight
Puld turn out and celebrate his vic
~. 1t was their victory as well as
|, In every city and town in the
zion last night there was celebra-
|n and jubilation. And all these
|ngs We're not formulated as a
|monstratiOn of the victors over the
The honor was accorded
the President of the United States.
New Britain's demonstration will
bg live in the memories of those who
/ re impressed with the spirit Of the
easion. Men from every walk Of
marched afOot to do honor to the
der of the new Democracy. March
j shoulder to shoulder were men of
professions and men of the
2des, men educated in the law and
n from the marts of commerce.;
! n of wealth and men of moderate
J hams, but withal sincere men, for
! rd looking men, honest men, patri-
e men; men united in the one pur-
Re to uphold the spirit of America
II ali that America means Justice
all, discrimination toward none.
20 long as the ideals for which these
n of New Britain marched are up
d by the man in whose hand has
hn placed the torch to light the way
IRE need be no fear that any class,
Sh or poor, will suffer. Progressive
{islation demands a REIMBURSEMENT
1.-THE old ideas, cutting here and
ing there, so that in the end pro-
: 'tionate evenness may result. There
! st be no ultra extremes of strong
d weak. There must be a golden
dunn so that the strong may not
too powerful nor the weak too
Rendent.
New Britain herald., 1916-11-11
+ he gave him q sound warning and
| incidentally a decided scare.

he gave him a sound warning and
incidentally a decided scare.
If charges against certain ques-
tionable milk dealers can be given
anv credence the milk inspector could
do some good detective work on Sun
day mornings when, it is claimed,
the dealers feel safe from any sudden
visits and do not hesitate to waterN
milk and even refill bottles on the
street.
The prominent manufacturer and
Hughes man who tried to get his bar
Der to wager his little Ford against
his own Cadillac touring car that
Hughes would win must be breathing
a deep sigh Of relief that the ton
serial expert did not have sufficient
sporting blood to take him up. Also,
the latter is now firm believer that
it pays to take a chance, if the odds
are sufficient.
Her husband sent in this one, with
the frenzied request that his name
be "kept out" so it must be done.
WHEY is very intent upon preserving
her complexion and fighting off
wrinkles, hence her use OF cold
creams. Her brand comes in a tube
and reposes on a boudoir table with
in easy reach of the bed. On Tues
day night she retired late after sit
ting up for belated election returns
(also the belated hubby. Reaching
over to the dressing table, she pro-
cured the tube and spread the cream
generously over her face. She awoke
in the morning with a terrified shrek.
She had taken a tube of library paste
by mistake. huff sed!
Of course hubby, when WHEY reads
this she won't have the slightest idea
to whom it refers. But its your funeral
and our obituary man is going good.
New Britain herald., 1916-11-11

Will be the men to do the fighting; but
hrst of all they must know the reason
for fighting, nor will they rush head
long into war of greed and aggres-
sion simply to take part in the carni-
val Of slaughter. Men and measures
have changed. Minds have become
broader Things are looked at now
through different spectacles than were
in vogue some twenty or ten or even
two years ago. With Europe like a
mad-house, patience and fortitude are
In order. When men are fighting to
the death those who are Watching the
struggle must expect to be jostled
and showed now and then; but heads
must be cool and minds clear lest
neutrals become involved. There
will come a reckoning when it is all
over and because of the part the
United States has played in world
events, the government of this coun-
try will have something to say as to
what shall be done. The rights Of
the American people will be upheld.
as they have been upheld, with honor.
If peace can be maintained under
such conditions until Europe recov-
ers its sanity our country need never
regret placing its faith in Woodrow
Wilson.
New Britain herald., 1916-11-11
THE CAVE OF DREAMS.
There Are Dreamers, and Those Who
Never Know The PhantomS
Of the Night.
New YOrI, SUM-
On ew York SUM.

The theory expounded by Mr.. Sher-
lock Holmes that the human mem
DRY is like a rack of pigeonhOles and
will hold just so much and no more
is not shared by DR.. Israel Bran of
Philadelphia. In an article in the
Medical Record DIR. Bran prefers to
believe that the memory holds an al
most infinite number of records. He
even entertains, if not accepts the
theory that all of a persons past life
is in the memory, "preserved even
to the most inf1nitesLimal details, and
that we forget nothing" All that we
have felt or seen, Willed or thought,
remains with us, phantoms in OBJ
scure depths. And from this, DR..
Bran believes, comes the inconsist-
ency Of dreams.
BY day we have controlled our
memory, summOning to the mouth Of
the cave Of subconsciousnes those
phantOms needed in work and play.
Night comes and these phantOms
cease to outrank the older children Of
the past. The law of human will is
removed from the inhabitants of the
cave and dream anarchy reigns. The
girl you loved at 9, the boy you hated,
the dog that lay at the door Of the
mill, the big blizzard, the trip to the
Chicago fair, the first night as a gal
lery god, the bear you saw in the
woods, the man you saw in the gut
ter, all these come crOwding to the
cavern's mouth and pleading to be
known. But in the crush they are
distorted and the phantoms blend. as
pictures on screen. The girl may be
in the blizzard, the bear in the gal
10
1t is not the important events that
reach the open first You may never
dream Of your marriage, but the face
Of a stranger who had lost the tip Of
his left ear comes often
Another reason given by DR.. Bran
for the inconsistency of our visions
is that in a dream we are Indifferent
to logic, but not inca pable of it. "T
might say. at the risk of seeming
parad oxical, that the mistake of the
dreamer is often in reasoning too
much" Instead of remaining a mere
spectator the dreamer tries to think
it out, and his explanation, ''intended
to bind together incoherent images,
can be nothing more than a bizarre
reasoning"
Persons who never dream are those
trained to active attention and con-
centration, who pass from the prosy
activities Of life to sound sleep, roll
ing a stone before the mouth of the
cave Of the phantoms. Those who
dream by night are those who dream
by day; the cave is always open. At
noon, when they should be dominat-
ing their fellows, dreamers sit with
eyes that stare up the streets of space.
At night they toss and mutter as the
sprites of the past come from the
shadows. In the end they write a
song or a story or find a continent.
or free tho slave. Themselves haunt
ed they haunt men for centuries aft
er. The other fellows get the sound
sleep and the money
New Britain herald., 1916-11-11
QUERY.

"A" bets ''B" twenty-five dollars
that Wilson will be elected. 'A' no.
ticed in a local paper, that Hughes
was elected, and told the stakeholder
to give "B'' the money. Later az
heard that Hughes is not yet elected
and asked that "B" return the money
to the stakeholder. Is ''B' obliged
to give up the money after "A" de
clared himself beaten?
In the state of Connecticut betting
on elections is illegal. There is
therefore no legal obligation on the
part of ''B" to return the money.
Morally and ethically, however, he is
bound to return the money since the
bet was made that Wilson would be
elected.
New Britain herald., 1916-11-11
The Gulf Stream.

(Sarah ChaunceE Woolscy: "Susan
Coolidge.D
Lovely and cold and fierce 1 keep
my way
Scourge OF the lands. companioned
by the storm
Tossing to heaven my frontlet. wild
and gray.
Mateless, yet conscious, close to
mine all day.
What is this alien thing, so near, so
far,
Close to my life always, but blend
Hemmed in by walls whose crystal
gates unbar
NOT at the instance of my strong
endeavor
To pierce the STRONGHOLD whore their
secrets are?
Mise the clear. hooking walls, I
strive in vain
10 reach the pulsing heart that beats
within,
Or with persistence of a cold dis
To quell the gladness which I may
not win.
Forever sundered and forever one
Linked by a bond whose spell I may
not guess,
Our hostile yet embracing currents
run,
Such wedlock lonelier is than lone
illness:
Baffled, withheld I clasp the bride I
shun.
Yet even in my wrath a wild regret
Mingles a bitterness Of jealous
strife
Tinges my fury as I foam and fret
Against the borders of that calmer
life
Beside whose course my wrathful
course !: set.
But all my anger, all my pain and
Are vain to daunt her gladness; all
the while
She goes rejoicing, and I do not know
Catching the sole irradiance of her
smile,
If am most her lover or her foe.
New Britain herald., 1916-11-11

serted by Theodore Roosevelt, had fol-
lowed their erstwhile leader back into
the once glorious and Grand Old
Ptrty. For Mr.. Hughes there is
nothing but the deepest sympathy
because he was called from the service
OF the United States Supreme Court
and placed under a banner that car
red no appealing message to the
Labor Lost.
New Britain herald., 1916-11-11
OUR COUNTRY,

From now on by-gones will be by
~ returned Woodrow Wilson to the
+ tie House to care for the destinies
#this nation during the next four
: rs, years that may bring forth
Is and tribulations greater than
Use known during the past, did not
so merely to defeat Charles Evans
Bhes. They elected Woodrow Will
j because of the definite issues for
a oh he stands. They sent Charles
ans Hughes into retirement be-
Re the exact opposite of those en-
Used by Wilson. They stood by the
b. who had weathered the storm.
#ey refused to take aboard the man
D after six years in seclusion, six
rs away from the trend of public
ants, challenged the course followed
the man at the helm. The ship
state has rocked and pitched and
bed; it has bumped and scraped
: inst some of the rocks that jutted
3,ve and below the waters; but al
rs it has been brought back to
: n keel by the steady hand at the
Pr
&hose who voted Woodrow Wilson
8the nations leader for four more
RS realize the enormity Of the task
Bosed. Many of them were not
ally in accord with some of the
#hgs he has done. There has been
&ention on many questions, on
nv issues. There are some who
mot and have not liked the manner
(which he has handled the Mexican
3stion. There are those not wholly
*sfied with his European policy.
after deep consideration these
xple have realized that whatever
done in these instances was ac-
hplished without the aid of preced-
e, in the face of difficulties no one
side the State Department knows,
that even when there was criti-
&n there was never a suggestion Of
BIT should have been done. SO, in
end, the people discounted the
eign policies and looked into what
happening at home. They adopt
the sentiment of Stephen Decatur
ch is now the sentiment of an I'M
#ided people: "Our Country: In
intercourse with foreign nations
~ she always be in the right; but
j country right or wrong"
10 is solid country that stands
* Of Woodrow Wilson today.
8ere are no towards or bathrooms
long the men and women who gave
ID their endorsement. The slogan
DO proud to fight" was maliciously
ZEN from a sentence that meant
4 hing without it's full context. If
Ire is any fighting to be done there
New Britain herald., 1916-11-11

The republicans of Hartford and
New London can shake hands-they
both were captured by the enemy,
bag and baggag e.-New London Day.
New Britain herald., 1916-11-11

Potsdam, to say nothing of the New
York Staats-zeitung, will be shocked
by the discovery that there are Ameri-
cans living west of the Mississippi
river.--New York World
New Britain herald., 1916-11-11

Even Henry Lane Wilson is begin
ming to doubt the might of the pen
as much effect on the election as the
price of blubber in the Arctic Circle.
New Britain herald., 1916-11-11
FACTS AND FANCIES

Col. George Harvey also prophesied.
New York World
New Britain herald., 1916-11-11

IiVered by carrier to any part of the city
for 10 cents a week, 65c a month.
pscrlptlons for paper to be sent by MAIL
payapie in advance, 60 cents month
$500 a year
New Britain herald., 1916-11-11

EX-President Taft can at length
point with pride to the fact that he
carried Utah in 1912-New York Sun.
New Britain herald., 1916-11-11

rs Oratory a Lost Art?" asks
headline. No such luck-Don Mar
Guis in New York Evening Sun.
New Britain herald., 1916-11-11

1t was easier for Caesar to cross the
Rubicon than for Charles Evans
Hughes to cross the Mississippi
New Britain herald., 1916-11-11

Etered at the Post ONCE at New Britain
as Second Glass Mail Matter.
New Britain herald., 1916-11-11

only profitable advertising medium in
/. the city: Circulation books and press
room always open to advertisers
New Britain herald., 1916-11-11

kued daily Sunday excepted) at AIS o. H.
at Herald Building, 67 Church St.
New Britain herald., 1916-11-11
Britain Herald.

HERALD PUBLISHING COMPANY.
PrOprietors
New Britain herald., 1916-11-11

9 Herald will be found on sale at Hota-
Hng's News Stand, And St. and Broad
way, New York City; Board Walk, At
lantlc City, and Hartford Depot.
New Britain herald., 1916-11-11

If anyone deserves credit for hard
work during the election period it is
the cheerful little telephone, operator.
Working at top speed hour in and
hour out she certainly is entitled to all
the credit in the world. That she
was able through it all to maintain
her cheerful number please" and
"1ino's busy without losing her pa
thence, when confronted with such a
task shows her sterling quality. Here
is one public servant that is not to he
criticised.
New Britain herald., 1916-11-11

Also it was one never to be forgot
ten in this newspaper office. From
o'clock Tuesday afternoon through
Thursday evening conservative estl-
mates show that $4,000 telephone
calls were received in this office. Dur
ing several hours the calls received on
the two phones here averaged four
a minute on each wire. During the
entire time it kept two phone opera
tors in the office busy answering
queries.
New Britain herald., 1916-11-11

The don't spit on the sidewalk
statute should be punched up a bit
in thi" city. People are becoming
careless. That Chief Rawlings is of
this opinion is evident since a few
days ago he collared a particularly
obnoxious individual on the street
and took him to headquarters where
New Britain herald., 1916-11-11

He who laughs last, etc: The repub-
licans in their parade of Tuesday
night enjoyed themselves. But what
about the democrats in their parade
of Friday night? Their cup Of joy
was filled to overlooking.
New Britain herald., 1916-11-11

That well known song california, I
| Love You,' is certainly a popular
/ ballad nowadays, particularly with
those who wagered their hard earned
| coin on Wilson,
New Britain herald., 1916-11-11

What will the w. k. man who won
eight hats two overcoats and three
suits of clothes on the election do
with such an extensive wardrobe :?
His complaint now is that he did not
also wager a, valet
New Britain herald., 1916-11-11

New Britain democrats are no
LONGER afraid of the unlucky "13.'
For them it is the lucky "13." They
noin+ ont that in the presidents
name are thirteen letters; that
Charles Evans Hughes cast the thir-
teenth ballot in his district and that
New Britain herald., 1916-11-11

Two years ago it was New Britain
that defeated Augustine Lonergan ana
sent p Davis Oakley to Congress. On
Tuesday there is no doubt but what
it was the same New Britain that un-
seated Mr.. Oakley and returned Mr.
Lonergan. Other towns and cities
were so divided that his. fate was IN
the balance as the votes of the Hard
ware City were counted. They voted
against him. All fall it has been pre-
dicted that if New Britain would cut
down its big majority for Oakley it
would offset the straight republican
voting in the smaller districts and
assure Lonergan's election by virtue
of his strength at home.
New Britain herald., 1916-11-11

The democratic advertisement vote
for Hughes if you want war and all
it's misery" certainly made a pro-
nounced impression on all members
of the fair sex, mothers, sisters and
others The thought Of their loved
ones possibly being called upon to go
to war was a big argument for the
democratic party Of course the wo-
men here do not have vote, but VINO
is there to deny that they do not
have big influence?
Albuquerque morning journal., 1916-03-23
HERRERA JOINS WITH
VILLA IN THE FIGHT
AGAINST AMERICANS
tCor tluued From Page one.)


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arations" he was making. given out
in advance Of their execution The
general was investigating reports that
the Carranza garrison at Juarez,
across the river from IL Paso, had
deserted To the Villa cause.
Later on the report of Lieutenant
Lewis of provost guard that outward
~ all was peacefully in Juarez. the
censorship was lifted except on one
dispatch
This dispatch General Bell said
greatly exaggerated ordinary precau-
tions ne was taking and would have
been certain to precipitate trouble.
Lieutenant Lewis was ordered 20
keen a close watch at the information
al bridge General Bell has issued
orders % the commercial telegraph
companies TO submit to the military
authorities hereafter all dispatches
dealing with the defenses OF FL Paso.
Captain L. l.. Han. OF the FL Paso
detective force. said tonight that in
addition TO the city police and soldier
patrols, the latter amounting to sew
enty-five men, reserve Of SOC in
Albuquerque morning journal., 1916-03-23

fantrymen, equipped with machine
guns were stationed within six blocks
of police headquarters, ready for call
in case of emergency. He said he
had been assured by the military au-
thorities that the infantry could re-
port al police headquarters in fifteen
minutes after being summoned.
Consul Garcia said tonight that he
had been informed over the telephone
by General Gavira that a telegram
had been received at the Juale ez
headquarters from General Herrera
in Chihuahua City. The telegram
was personal according to Garcia.
and made certain recommendations
about a civil prisoner under arrest 10
Juarcz. This ne took as evidence
that all was well i'm Chihuahua He
informed GaVira Of the rumor Of
Herreras and Cano's disaffection,
which he SAYS will be Investigated by
telegraph with all haste Garcia
maintains that Herrera ana villa are
deadly enemies. whose union is un-
thinkahle
Albuquerque morning journal., 1916-03-23
WHAT CAUSES COLDS?

ms question IS asked every day.
A cold is really a fever, not always
caused by the weather but often due to
disordered blood or lack of important
food-elements. In changing seasons
fat-fsods are essential because they
distribute heat by enriching the blood
and SO render the system better
able to withstand the varying elements.
This is the important reason why
SCOTS Emulsion should always be
taken fer colds, and il does more
builds strength to prevent sickness.
SCOTS Emulsion contains Natures
rare strength-building fats, so skillfully
blended that the blood profits from
every drop. 1t is free from harmful
drugs or alcohol. Sold at drug stores
always get the genuine.
: ssow s Bowae, siessihsld, MI = ISIS
Albuquerque morning journal., 1916-03-23
IF KIDNEYS ACT
BAD TAKE SALTS
Says BaCkaChe is sign you
have been eating too
much meat.

When you wake up with backache
and dull misery in the kidney region
III generally means you have been eat
ing too much meat, says well-knowIn
authority Meat forms uric acid when
overworks the kidneys in their effort
to filter Il from the blood and they be-
come sort of paralyzed and loggy.
When your kidneys get sluggish ana
clog you must relieve them. like you
relieve your bowels; removing all the
body's urinous waste, else you have
backache, sick headache. dizzy spelis'
your stomach sours. tongue is coated
and when the weather is bad you
have rheumatic twinges. The urint
is cloudy, fun of sediment, ehanneEs
often get sore, water scalds and yfu
are obliged to seek relief two or q 20
times during the night.
Either consult a good. reliable ny-
sician at once or get from your ar
macist about four ounces of Jaa is'
take tablespoonful in a glass a@
ter before breakfast for a fe~ Jays
and your kidneys will then acf ne
This famous salts is made frc the
acid of grapes and lemon juice. ON,
bined with lithia, and has been dsea
for generations to clean and nlu-
late sluggish kidneys, also to ~ ia
lie acids IN the urine so ii no sss>s'
irritates. thus ending bladder ives
ness
Jad Salts is a life saver for 4es ia,
meat eaters. II is inexpensives g. nho'
injure and makes a deiightful, effeF
yescent lithia-water drink
Albuquerque morning journal., 1916-03-23
DRIVERS EXAMINING
BOARD GETS A SLAP
FROM POLICE JUDGE

Police Judge George r. Craig
raped tho automobile drivers exam
ining board last night at the hearing
of A. r Sais charged with reckless
driving. The court expressed the be-
lief that the examiners did not al
ways PROBE deeply enough into the
competency OF applicants for drivers
licenses
The court did not think Sais was
qualified to run an automobile and
revoked his license until he is able
to qualify. sais's car ran on the side.
walk in the 500 block on South Wal-
ter street Sunday afternoon. ne was
turning out Of the way of another
car ne said
Albuquerque morning journal., 1916-03-23
la COLORADO PLANT
TO REMAIN CLOSED

E paso Tex March 22 The In
Colorado plant of thc Crcston-Color-
ada oomrany twelve miles ftom Tor
RS Sonora Win uoi he rconencd Un-
Hl conditions iu sonora are more
nearly normal b. " Estes. manager.
salH hcfe today
Air Esie> statement was m reply
te Che thteat 90 General T. Elias Cal-
i,s military eoVerHer IF sonora 10
,pHfs age iHe plant and operate it
with MeVeans II the compau, aid
nat reopen s. Sir Estts said d.
Thought Governor Calles would ahan-
den his rla0 aAon hc learned thdt thc
work II tae plant consisting Vf eon-
eeulrlilen and eyanidauon would
nae 10 he done rs experts The eom-
paay he sid. refused to take It's
American employees haeh into sonora
and % VIII uot employ nexper Mex
leans
Tnt state department has been mo-
titled oT thc incident Mr Estes aud
thirty American employees ieft tht
plant when Villas Columbus raid was
expected About s1Q MeNleans were
left unemployed
Albuquerque morning journal., 1916-03-23

ranging in numbers from three to six
teen were shot in Juarez this morn
ing II was pronounced canard both
hy General Gavifa. the commandant
and by Consul Garcia. who declared
that no spies had been arrested and
that no criminals were under sentence
of death.
Custom officials and soldiers MT the
International bridge shy nothing has
occurred IN Juarez 60 break its usual
calm The soldiers around Juaroz
seem to be mostly boys. Middle aged
men are exceptional while many IN
the ranks are not MS tan as their
rifles Not much emphasis IS laid ON
soldieriy appearance.
No parols are noticeable in luarcs
IN the day but aenirles are stationed
in front OF the scattered government
buildings and at the bank ian which
a machine gun stands in readiness.