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The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1916-04-06
Classified Advertising
WILLIAMS BARGAIN COUNTER

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QUICK sale $40
?. acres, "a ui.es ron tzks.a-t,
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acres in woodland. fair County
house AID on, buildings-good LAID
ard bargain for Sis59. Hall cash
balance In two years.
% acres fertile Land. fenced is
acres planted 70 Natal hay. Bal.
ancs il woodland. miles from
Lakeland on good road s3,s9j
$40 acres in good location. conbina.
ZION, citrus, truck. farming and
stock land. A fne place for colo
nizston purposes. VIII sell al
SIS per acre.
II ACRES near town. lake view, all
fenced, s acres IN cultivation,
splendid land. one Groom and g.
-oon house and barn, excellent
water. Atou, 75 young orange
trees; one OF the best propositions
IN this section. Price se.5o9
Terms !. wanted
Want TO EXCHANGE modern s!r-
-oo-n bungalow and large lo.,
W.. COATED, IN 81. Petersburg,
to- improved farm rear LzEs.ecd
% ACRES 4 ~ niles south Of LAKE,
land ZONE good cirrus land, and
some o. the bes. truck AID straw
berry and II the State, comfort
atls house and out houses. II sold
st-on viii take s. 1854 with terms
y ACRES improved, fair 2e,n-y
horse AID barn, az assortuer: u
c.,-1s and other fruits, partly Il
r:ga.sd, good citrus and truck
LAID, u Lake Parker, ad.o:n.n 2
:i.y limits VIII sell rart OF all
P-ce $500
G. J. WILLIAMS,
Te!sz:an Bldg. Phone SIS Black
The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1916-04-06

His soul is ingulfed in tn ma.
LIES aim is sordid and grin
treasures of song and Of az
music are dead ones 10 hin
cares not for color or tone. ana
ing for mirth does he cara 4
in the distance bone. and
IL down 10 its liar.
The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1916-04-06
TURN HAIR DAR|
WITH SAGE I
Grandma kept her locks dark. q
and thick with a simple Mkt.
OF Sage Tea and Sulphur.

The old-time mixture OF sage Tea
Sulphur for darkening gray. s,rel
and faded hair is grandmother, II,
ment. and folks are again u>ln. !,
keep their hair a good, even color. y.
Is quite sensible. as we are living IN
age when youthful appearance is Of
greatest advantage.
Nowadays. though, we don't have
troublesome task of gathering tie ;
and the mussy mixing at home.
drug stores sell the ready-to-use prot
called "Wyeth's Sage and Sulphur c
pound for about SO cents Boz
II is very popular because nobody
discover it has been applied Sin
moisten your comb or a soft brush
It and draw this through your hair
ing one small strand at time; BY m
ing the gray hair disappears, but y
delights the ladies with Wyeth's
and Sulphur is that. besides beautii
darkening the hair after a few apr
tions it also produces that soft IL
and appearance of abundance whic
so attractive; besides. prevents dand
itching scalp and falling hair.
The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1916-04-06
Fear of Mob
Causes Removal
OF Prisoner
Grange Coun-y Steris Q1;s.y Be
loTes Acezsed S5syo %
Safe Keeping

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szyi1g - las t.- Il SAT- 7.zea
TIE asss1,; -2oa Bz-.o~ p-proEs3
much anger among ,he Whites
The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1916-04-06
Abracadatra a Fever cur-

Long before a change OF climate
came TO be advertised as q cure for
nay tever an idea the railroads have
been suspected OF fostering. a simpler
remedy was thought TO be the word,
abracadabra. This magical word was
once used as charm against ague
and feyers. Its meaning is disputed.
AS a charm ii was written 10 form an
Inverted triangle by dropping the last
letter at each successive repetition. =
Kansas City Times
The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1916-04-06
Dead Sea Not So Dead

The name Dead Sea nowhere oc.
ours in the Bible. and was not used
by writer's before the time OF Chris,
ne name was evidently given TO the
AXE on account Of the belief that no
ne existed in it. But some low forms
y NE are found in the water, and
many small animals and birds live
near the shores The great tragedy
Of Sodom and Gomorrah may also
nave led TO the bestowal OF the name.
Christian Herald
The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1916-04-06
Wonders OF Anerlca

We have Islands mile IN circum-
terence composed entirely Of sulphur.
ooasted the man from New Zealand
You ought 10 see our big trees" came
back the American. You could pic
up one OF the islands on the tip o
one OF our trees and let # serve a
ne head OF q natch---Louisyfll
Courter,Journal
The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1916-04-06
Poets Idea cf Good wife

Bobby Burns who ~ill be renem.
oered as Scotch p!oEman. who
wrote poem Eo% and then, once set
DOWN his opinion Of good wife as FOL.
lows: The scale OF good-witeship !
iiTided IL ten parts-good nature.
four; good sense, two; wit, one: per.
sonal charm namely. sweet t2ce elo.
11ent eyes Are l!..b graceta! car.
rage, all these. one. as for the c,her
qualities such as 'o-tune. connection
and education more than the ordinary
run family blood etc. divide the two
remaining degrees IS you please.
The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1916-04-06
The Takers,

Where one man wants to work his
way to the top there are a dozen who
hope to talk themselves in that zen.
sral Observation-Disclosures Globe.
The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1916-04-06
POLITICAL UNION BETWEEN
GERMANY AND AUSTRIA
fBT Associated P-ess1

Zurich, Switzerland. April Ne
goii2'ions between Germany zri
A1s-ria-Hunggry for = c.o=s- po-
..:iczl and economic u-ioa az p-o-
c+@diag very SLOWLY. SeY=-zi coz
.erences hare been held i Berlin
Ii@nna. Budapest. Dr+s5=. N--icA
AID Prague. but 10 Gss..,4 .4z.lts
have bean attained
!, is not only ,ha. th=s@ countries
1aTe certain conflicting Interests. IL.
there are special obstacles Il tie ~zy
also. Austria and Hungary have
Common foreign policy and Z CON-
non army and navy, IL. il 3:14- re-
s2eets are !ntepea de1, s:z-@s. Va
rio1s matters and especially =. a.
z question, hare 70 t+ a-ra1 ge9 from
lime 70 time - means Of w1at :
called The AIsgle!ch q Join,
agr+=nen, THIS Is usually -1a3+ .3-
~ yea-s and he 2-+s4n: AS
gl+.ca expires a. 10 sd Q. 80.
!; has neyer te+l easy - re1e~ his
aT-an gsme1, each -.u@ :, expires g
- HGngar!sns have al~2ys @9.ga,
70 wing some new po.t:.ta. e,ac@g-
s.ons from Austria o14 powe.:.-..
party il Hungary ey@1 demands ~
Introduction Q: ,ar.@ 5alr.e- b.
tween ~ t~o aalYes Z: IL non
a-chy, in order 10 ools;+- ID ne~ H.
dus.ries
To form lasting Commercial.
un.oa viii Germany. A.str.a no~
demands the A1sg!4.c1 snail Il
made for term Of twenty-five years.
b; The Hungar!ans fear 70 lie them
s@lyes Up with their ind4s,rially
stronger partner for 50 long c!me
They argue that i VII. keep open
the present free customs relations
between the two countries for too
long time, and then TOO. they will
lose the opportunity 0: ga!nin. new
II has been officially stated. that
'-s p.NuIHs negotiations Tor this eX-
,sN4su esfH. ha's been Professionally
"a O1' on "ha; material
o@s's l. ho' mentioned BIZ; It IS
800 ',oss'o-e y conclude anything
80 : -aa''ls mon between the TWO
"a ='''3l european Powers @hea
~" '"eeh
90 1A c.
Al ''---' ana very powerful, ,@ch-
= ~ d. o's'@s." n ,l" "ay OF this pro
r.,@a economic union .s the adjust
mn q n pFSS@a. depreciation in
= .''FlaA currency TIE Austrian
'Fo"h : not only Ike the German
"-Arh 2s!o" ~ ordinary 9alue in
's.A'.oa % fAe standard in ne3tral
states out Il las also deprecated in
- relation 70 tn marx 50 long
q '.'s Gepreciatisn continues the
re
- an "Ouiu Dc able %
- 'A- SIss eAeap'y while
"a "o1'u q. complied 10
CO. - 'As ''eFn.an market
- '''.' s'aAdard Oh 'aIues
una ''s CON iTercaal 'rai- /,
~ ~ Two empires con- !
% ~ = possible ana farms would
'''uS''
Germany loaned Austria-Hungary I
N !'li and 1915 eight hundred mil
lion marks 500, 900, "003 to pay .
various Austro-Hungarian state OBJ
4igations Besides there were numer- I
Gus private loans. and il vas hoped
mat this would tend 70 restore the
equilibrium between the Two cur
F@hcles But II failed to do 50 At
the end OF last month The Austrian
HoWn had deprecated 50 greatly
"ad - oe paid instead OF the normal
] 80 Crowns in peace times.
During III. recent visi- 81 =. -
ma, ,,;-....-o.r s..
~ g ~ ''s'l-eE-
q a. III ituId, new AuStrO- Hun
The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1916-04-06
Purchase of $4,000
Carloads of Wheat
By British Govt
May Cause Trouble

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t. 91a-,..T = ~1=z. so.3 Is 500
e# .n-s ?r1z-:z cz- s.o-4 II rail
-ozt s1=3s All ta-5-o- s.o-ags OILY
513.lGt :o-s. ,ezTi-g .. ,he British
p--ctas= z,o1e -1i.0@1 .oos 10 oe
Housed L soze o.he- manner. AZ
p-@sso. ,tis ~heg. Is still in The
E-zazr:+s a13 s:los q ,h4 producers.
/ =; :5e -oo- :zEsa - !: will shortly
= 1=@5sd y rh= rev crop Of about
it1.ttl :nns Of ~hea, alone. no,
counting large quantities Of legums,
aa-l+y. re and oats.
!! ire British were able 10 expor,
ne ~1e4- 1-ought the s-o-age prob
IN would ~ +x!s:. ~, ,h+re Is a.,
his 'in@ 70 opportunity OF doing
tbs The Russian railroads offer
ne OILY rolte Q: e12ort and these.
owing % tie military situation. ere
nos available.
Tie contract made ay ta4 British
Bureau calls for .h= removal o: the
visa: within s!x months OF the
making Q. p@4c+ BrA.:aa1s op-
poneLts a-g1A thai this means stor-
iag ~ ~h44, to- . year or uor4
poss.5,y and TIA, during this time
The transaction vii! r+main uneaish-
Sd ~:;1 R11A1ta carrying Al, Ire
-!sks :aat az !nYo,r+t Even many
3ra,i4al par,.s.4rs So AZ =,enen: OF
E2ii'.oa, and @.orou;c danger ii
lis
IT, MA: VII, q pad t2r ty he
2..na1laa National Bans with paper
1rrercy p ,h4 amour, 4: -s..ooa.-
''o ii. = equivalent u 5000. 5s1
pounds s,@r..lE. cal.@d for in III
eonirae,. TIE British Bureau wifi
cause .a+ dep5s!,.ng in a loan bank
p n -@d!, Q: The Rumanian MAI
icnal Bank q zo,d 10 he 1a.pa Q.
one th:rd 0: $1,000 31a pounds s,a--
ling On this base or security the
Runan!an National Bank will issue
three times as much Rumanian l.: or
total Of 2s2 10n.oa0.
During ne war ,h- gold stock Of
his paper currency will remain in
deposit in London while the Rumau.
ian National Bank will have issued
is eQuivalen, in Rumanian pap4- 10
pay for the whea, bougt, 5y the
British Bureau The opposition here
says that this is a dangerous yro-
s~-du-e The British government /,
i asserted. could at any TIM So
ques'rate the gold tase o. ,he pa
per currency involved and thus
o5!ig" tn Rumar!an government to
engaga IN -.-,i-,
10 the bas. ;n,a-...s y,
RlnaD;an o-asf, MIA 80 -
many yea-s -. p-,.:.. - -
seized ,4a ~ tss;,. ....- =
900 Ryrar.ar n,-.-
money yo,ls -.
nan lie NJ, "a
cr,,.
..w ;, -. = 81
~. - -. s--s 'aci
- p.... = ia cas- ~
80 - 4 1T "o''le
- 10 ~ conditions,
Daner i..,ea u 49,. 'Ns
5roagh, 10 ,bas- a.,.n,to.
swer was given ,b,, .ra = ~.
leads Of wbas, ~ ~ p-,.., .
,rac, Womb ~, - -, e0-'
marke, in wbicb ai-.as,.
nigh, be Iooli,g u, e.op
,ha, grea, siam, il -. :
would rben ras,,l, a-.- -
grea, tia, i, misb, ~ -. 80
carloads Of ~. pr;.ish -
whatever ,bair v,lta -. -
In tia, cas- !, i .-.,.s -,
would have "a 49, ii
elm. in o1as, ,-;...
The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1916-04-06
HOES.

The estimated g.e.d ot hops is o42
pounds yer ACRE Tor he Cai,ei States
agaiaEt s.5 pounds last year. and a
,en.year average ri 1855 pounds.
Hops II New Yo:k are given at $50
POUNDS Washington l,75Q Oregon $50
and California l.g4. an increase over
las, year in all the states except Ore
go2 whore il remained the same.
The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1916-04-06
FOR SALE

FOR sALE-Bzr-=6 P.y-oz:a R.E
E-ock and Eggs t0- 3t.li;y s-t *
1ib.iion purposes EggE s..5G
snt ~ to- 10 Cocks aae cocksr-
=. g. AID ~. Specially uz:=9
pas 20 s1it he cwto-sr :. uc6-
rate srlc@E T. = Ks.ley. CRIT
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The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1916-04-06

WANTED-Posi;ion u single nan
who A4s had long experience in
every phase 81 high class oehce
work Understand COS, accounting.
Capable taking charge u large
corresDoL tence VII. give presAn,
employer as reference Answer FL
hcieui, care Telegram 5525
The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1916-04-06
Miscellaneous

| WILL STORE furniture cheap dur
ing simmer 2 E Archer, 20
". Main street Phone 3s5 Blue
532a
The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1916-04-06

SOR SALE male F-s-ch poodiss
SIX months old Inquire =, Telegram
Office s9el
The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1916-04-06


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Omaha daily bee., 1916-10-06
Every Cat q Murderer
By Mere Lust of Cruelty

( parent. The animal covers up its real
:ostliness by night raids and secret
| ices.
One of the sources through which
| he population OF wandering cats is
maintained and increased is the habit
Of leaving house cats unguarded and
lncared for during summer absences.
The animal wears only veneer OF
civilization at any time, and on the
least temptation it returns to state
of semi-wildness. Then it becomes
more destructive to birds and other
relatively inoffensive forms of wild
life than any other creature.
The number of cats in the United
States has been estimated by Mr..
Frank M. Chapman to be at least U.s.
100000, and possibly 50,000,000 The
uncertainty arises both from the fact
that no cat census has ever been
taken, and from the absence of any
basis other than guess work for cal
culating the number of stray cats in
habiting barns, outbuildings, woods
and fields, and owing no allegiance to
anybody, Mt- 4
These outlaws have natural enemies,
among which are reckoned real wild
cats (now few in number}, dogs,
foxes, wolves, raccoons and golden
eagles. The prey of the wandering
cats consists of birds, rabbits, grouse,
quail, shrews, frogs and toads.
Dr.. A. K Fisher, of the United
States geological survey, estimates
that cats annually kill 3,500000 birds
in the state of New York alone. They
climb trees to get at the nests, and
Omaha daily bee., 1916-10-06
October ), 1915. Uby Mezzltfczn
October s, 1915.

Two more days until the great ball
Of King and Queen Ak-Sar-Ben XXI
will be with US. Parades, bridal en-
tertainments and the visit of our ma
fional leader and his good wife inter-
vene, but these events serve only to
enhance the glory Of the approach
ing occasion.
Prophecy, without the possession
of a prophetic mantle, is usually rath-
er hazardous business, as witness the
reception of the prophetic announce
ments of the much-belabored wealth
er man, but in this case it is safe to
prophesy the grandest and most re-
splendent ball which Omaha has ever
been privileged to attend.
1t is a far cry from the first Ak
Sar-Ben ball twenty-one years ago TO
the one which will take place Friday
in the Den. On that occasion women
gowned in pink satin and green vel
vet We'd with each other in the size
OF their sleeves, the length of their
berthas and the smallness OF their
waist lines. This weeks ball will be
symphony in orchid enhanced by
every delicate shade of the spectrum
and glittering with silver and gold
lace and jewels.
The keynote will be set by the
special maids in their orchid gowns
md the board Of governors in their
special costumes of purple. Even the
tiny pages will carry out the delicate
color scheme, which will blend into
a fairy fainbow OF color.
Omaha daily bee., 1916-10-06
Surprisingly Good
Cough Syrup Made at
Costs Very Little and Easily Made,
hut IL Remarkably Effective.

You'll never really know what fine
cough syrup you can make until you
prepare this famous homemade remedy.
the ready made kind, butsyou will also
remedy in every way. 1t overcomes the
usual coughs, throat or chest colds in
"a hours-relieves even whooping cough
quickly. s...
Get az ounces of Pinex $50 cents
WORTH from any good drug store, pour
it into a pint bottle and fill the bottle
with plain granulated sugar syrup.
Here, you have full pint-a family
supply-of the most effective cough
syrup that money. can buy--at a cost Of
only 81 cents or less, It never spoils.
The prompt and positive results given
by this pleasant tasting cough syrup
have caused it to be used in more homes
than any other remedy. It quickly
loosens dry, hoarse, or tight cough,
heals the infamed membranes that line
the throat and bronchial tubes, and re-
lief comes almost Immediately. Splen-
did for throat tickle, hoarseness, bronr
chitis, Group and bronchial asthma.
Pinex is q highly concentrated COM
pound Of genuine Norway pine extract,
combined with guaiacol and has been
used fol generations for throat and
chest ailments. II
Avoid disappointment py asking your
druggist for "219 ounces Of Pinex" with
full directions and don't accept any,
thing else. A guarantee of absolute sat-
isfaction. or money promptly refunded,
goes with this preparation. The Pinex
Co. Fl. Wayne. Ind.
Omaha daily bee., 1916-10-06
Dreams That Do Not Come True
IL Girl Who Wants to Be an Actress and Actress Who
K,oUs Exchange Views ON the Topic
BY DOROTHY DIX.
AS IT REALLY IS

| AS IT REALLY IS
The astress. reading notices of her
new play, speaks:
well, and sol have arrived at last,
but have come by such hard jour
ney that wonder if the goal is worth
the price I have paid to reach it'll The
critics exhaust their adjectives in
praise Of my last nights performance,
but, oh, the times they have flayed
me with their ridicule. or humbled me
into the dust by ignoring me.
II wonder If there is any other sue
cess in the world as hardly won as
that Of the actress, or that is as full
OF heart-breaking anxiety and peril,
even when it is won, or that is so
fleeing. am successful today. Ny
name is in electric lights on Broad
way My name on every lip.
Next season | may have bad
play, and ! go into the discard. eli
me have spell of sickness that robs
me Of my good looks, and no manag-
| er will want mel A few mote years
at best, and my beauty will be gone
and ]. will have to play old women's
parts and see younger and fresher
stars take my place.
And what a climb it has been to
get even where l ami What work,
what self-denial, what want / have
known, what courage | have had to
live! | remember the weary years
in which | haunted managers officese
looking for the smallest position
! For days I have sat, shabby and hun
cry, in outer Offices waiting for the
nod Of an insolent Office boy to sum.
mon me into the presence of a man.
ager who looked me over as apprais.
ingly as he would horse, and dis.
missed me with nothing doing
remember the sickening despair
and heartbreak with which I went
out to 60 to other Offices, and &c
through the same experience.
II remember the nightmare oil
barn storming companies where we
played one night stands in rude com.
inunities. | remember the fury Of
work in stock companies where
was playing one part, and studying
another part, studying while / ate
and was fitted with clothes for the
new role.
what work. I shall never gel
the WEAKNESS of it out OF my bones
il live thousand years. And now
that l have achieved success at such
a price, | must still keep on paying
II can have no social life. | must
save my time and strength for my
work. I can eat and drink only the
simplest food. Indigestion ruins
the voice. / cannot even enjoy my
family ties, because they are forever
at war with my career.
II wonder if there is any other life
that requires such sacrifices as the
stagep
Omaha daily bee., 1916-10-06
AS IT SEEMS TO Be

L
The girl who wants to 60 on the
stage speaks:
"Oh, I'm just crazy to go on the
stage, but my parents won't let me.
They lust keep me tied down at home
where there's nothing more Aexcit-
ing to do than go to parties, and
dinners, and dances, and automo-
bile rides, and father says ought
to be thankful that he's able to take
care O fine and protect me from
the hardships Of life.
DO you hear that?~ The hard
ships OF life, when l am talking
about going on He stage, not 60
ing out as stenographer, or a
clerk, or somebody that has to work
Why, being an actress isn't work.
It's Just fun. It's just having the
best time on Garth and getting paid
for il.
ITS wearing the incest OF
clothes, and having people stare at
you whevere you go and say,
'S-s-h, that's Maude Adams, or
Mary Nash, or Janet Beecher.' or
whoever you are, in way that
makes the little prickles of delight
go up and down your spine.
And it's having midnight sup
pers with the gayest and wittiest
people, and then rolling home in
your Limousine, and going out to
your grand country place on Long
Island TO rthe week. ends, where YOU
have wonderful Russian wolf hounds
that you have your pictures taken
with and put in all the magazines.
al that you have to do when YOU
are an actress is just to come out
on the stage in the most beautiful
clothes, and move arolnd, and talk
just like you would If you were in
your own drawing room-that is, OF
course, if you are playing a society
play, you know, jsst like Ethel Bar
rymore does, And, of course, if it's
a tragedy, you just scream in the
right places, but that's easy enough,
| too.
I'm sure nobody could make more
OF . row than do when get mad.
And for that you get all sorts OF
money, and your name in the papers
all the time, and people applaud you
until they split their gloves. That's
what makes being an actress so easy.
And its so easy to get to be an
actress. | know, because I've read
all about il, thousand times. You
just BEL in yourself that you are a
genius and that you want to 60 on
the stage. and you go to New York
and 90 to manager. and he looks
you over and says, Tn afraid I'll
have to give you small part to start
with. and he gives you a tiny role.
| Maybe you only carry spear in
the back row OF the chorus or play
the part OF maid and hand the her
oine her cloak. but Mr.. Belasco is in
the audience, and he sees what stu
pendous talent you've got, and as
soon as the play is over he is waiting
for you and he offers you a contract
at 81 900 w&k.
II know ia make great success
on the stage, because people always
applaud at the church fair when
recite, Lit-tul Ma-a-bel with her face
against the window pa-a-A-ne. And
! think my father and mother are real
mean not to let me be an actress. It's
such an easy and gay life"
Omaha daily bee., 1916-10-06
Thirds of a Feather.

A small boy astride Of donkey was tax
ing some supplies to an army camp in Texas
not long ago. and got there just as de-
tachnent Of soldiers preceded by a band
was marching past.
The lad dismounted and held the bride Of
the donkey tightly in his hand.
why are you holding on to your brother
so hard?" asked q group OF soldiers who
were standing near and wanted to tease the
country boy.
I'm afraid he might enlist" said the lad,
without batting an. eyelash.-Philadelphia
Ledger.
Omaha daily bee., 1916-10-06
Careless Folks lust Killed
Joe Calabria's Pet Palm

Joe Calabria, custodian OF the court
house. is serrowing. His favorite
palm that has for three years adorned
the main rotunda of the million-dol-
lar palace OF records. is sickly and
unless given immediate attention
promises to pass into the plant be-
yond. During the summer the mon
stcr palm has been kept sequestered
in p greenhouse to protect It from
the burning rays Of Nebraka's sun.
Careless'folks have rubbed up against
it and the leaves are turning a ehoco-
late brown.