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The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1916-01-03
DEATHS and FUNERALS.


jured in the Argentine yards last
Thursday, died at o'clock this morn
ing at q hospital in Kansas City. The
body will be brought to Topeka and
arrangements for the funeral will be
made later. Mr.. Wahl is survived by
sister, Mrs. f. ]. Addie of Topeka:
three brothers August Wahl of Tope
kaa and Charles and Albert Wahl of
Kansas City. The interment will be
in Topeka cemetery.
Carrie Woodwarth, age 54, died Sat
urday in Colorado. The body arrived
in Topeka today and the funeral will
at Bethel church. Interment in Beth
ell cemetery.
Mrs Addie Hutchins. wife of
Charles I. Hutchins, 1926 North Mad
ison street, died at 1880 o'clock this
morning at a local hospital. The fun
eral will be held at 2 O'Clock Tuesday
afternoon at Conwell's chapel. Inter
ment in Rochester cemetery.
The funeral of Mrs. Maggie Page.
who died Saturday, will be held a ?
o. clock Tuesday afternoon at C. NJ. E.
church, Fourteenth and Lane streets.
Interment IN Mount Auburn ceme-
terry.
Berenice. the infant daughter of Mr..
and Mrs. L. Fl. Thompson. died Sun
! day night at the home of her parents
1109 North Van Buren, street. Ar
engagements for the funeral will be
made later.
&. f. Dawson, age 81, a pioneer of
| Shawnee county died Sunday morning
/ at his home, Seward avenue and
Strait street. He is survived by his
l
son, Miss Mary E. Dawson Mrs. Julia
| Gill, w. T. Dawson. Frank V. Dawson,
/ all of Topeka. and Mrs. Emma Ian
ham of Chicago. The funeral will be
/ held at o'clock Tuesday afternoon at
the home. Interment in Topeka GEM
etery.
Joseph S. Morrison, formerly of To-
peka, a pioneer Of Kansas, died De
cember "a in Washington. D. c. One
daughter, Mrs. c. J., Weber, lives in
Topeka. Mr.. Morrison was a member
of Pennsylvania regiment in the Civil
war. He came to Kansas in 1864. first
! settling at Usage City. Later he came
to Topeka. where he was a member of
Topeka Post No. II, G.. A. R. The
body was laid to rest in Arlington ma
tional cemetery.
Andrew Woodall colored, janitor of
the Office Block, was found dead Sat-
urday at his place OF employment
His death was caused by heart disease.
The funeral was held this afternoon at
the Central Baptist church. Interment
in Mount Auburn cemetery.
Charles w. Ackley, age 81. died Sat
urday at his home, 10 Elliott street
The funeral was held this afternoon at
/ Penwelrs chapel Interment in To-
peka cemetery.
The funeral of James P. Massey,
who was killed in the Rock Island
yards Friday, was held Sunday at the
home, 607 Grant street. Interment in
Rochester cemetery.
Mrs. Nancy Law died Sunday at the
home of her daughter. Mrs. r. A Nc
! Vicar. All Kansas avenue. The body
will be taken to Abilene, Kan, for in
terment.
Mark Stanford. colored, died Friday
at his home, us North Madison street.
The funeral was held Sunday at Con-
wells chapel. Intermert in Mount
Auburn cemetery.
Mrs. Cynthia Ann Chambers, coIored
arGe rs, died Friday at her home, 1920
| Washington street. The funeral was
held this afternoon at the home. In
terment in Mount Auburn cemetery.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1916-01-03
of the
CITIZENS STATE BANK

of the
CITIZENS STATE BANK
at Topeka. State of Kansas, at the close
of business on the 31st day of December,
1915.
Loans and discounts. ............ $291, 10
Loans on real estate. 123, 1880
Guaranty f,:fla with State treas
Cash items and clearing house
Cash and sight exchange. legal
reserve 13l.o2l-d1
Total ..................S $3.50, 695.61
LIABILITIES.
Capital stock paid in..--..--...-S 50,00o,0G
Surplus fund. OBSERVATION-DISCLOSURES 20,OOO.OO
Undivided profits.S s., O63.43
Interest .--..- S-09$;44 e,oo-o,z
Less current expenses, in
terest and taxes paid. 4966.23- 5,2So.92
Individual deposits sub
ject to check - 2IO,39906
Certified checks. 1000
Banks and bankers de-
Certificates it of deposit 21S. SO. 59-4s1 go
state of kansas, County of SHAWNEE, S.
1. E. S. Gresser. cashier OF said bank,
do solemnly swear that the above state
ment is true; that said bank has liza
bilities and is not indorser on any note OF
obligation, other than shown on the above
statement to the best of my knowledge
and belief. So help me God
L. ). GRESSEIs, Cashier
Subscribed and sworn to before me. this
3rd day of January, 1916.
[SeaLl H. {. MCKINLEY
Notary Public.
Commission expires on the 10th day of
August, 1850
Correct-Attest:
NJ F. sOUTHWICK,
e. c. ARNOLD,
s. S. OFT,
j. n. STEWART,
+. 0. MORNS.
Directors
To W. F. Benson. Bank Commissioner.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1916-01-03
Grcel, King Recovcrinc.

Athens, Jan. S.-Professor Fried
rich Kraus of Berlin, and Professor
Eiselberg of Vienna, attending fz4ng
Constantine. announced today his con-
dItior was most satisfactory.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1916-01-03

Washington. Jan. 3.-Secretary Ian
sing indicated today that the United
States probably will take no steps in
the case of the japanese liner Yasaka
Maru torpedoed in the Mediterranean
because W. J. Leigh, the only lost pas
senger who was supposed to have been
an American. never established his
American citizenship. Leigh was born
OF American parents in China
Coal Oil Heaters at Forbes, .-Adv.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1916-01-03
lonal aaruTlnp

big dinner helped celebrate the
forty-fifth anniversary of the First
United Presbyterian church Saturday
noon 1t was followed by a historical
and reminiscent program. The financial
and social sides of the church were
discussed in several papers read by
members.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1916-01-03
MEATS

Rabbits, fresh dressed, for. 2oc
Pork Sausage. (our own make.) We
use the highest quality season
ing. pork. etc, lb. .......... lie
Breakfast Bacon, good value. lb.2Oc
Compound. Id. ...........1 lie
BEEF ROASTS-Prime Shout
der cuts from fancy beef Id. . 12c
Chuck Steak. lb. ..........1 5c
Goldfish, lib. bricks .......1 5c
Hams, fine cure, half or whole
ham, lib. 10 12C
Butterine, Majestic or Swift's pre-
MUM, 25c quality, Id. ....... 22c
Butterine, zoe value. 2-lb. brick 35c
Butterine of good reliable quality,
lb log
Celery, extra fancy well bleacher.
Fresh Oysters, nice ones-pint 25c
SSuetl l. t.)t'
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1916-01-03

A session of the Topeka w. c. T. U.
was held this afternoon at o'clock at
the Y. W. c. A.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1916-01-03

Mrs. Cynthia Ann Chambers, coIored.
arEe rs, died Friday at her home, 1920
Washington street. The funeral was
held this afternoon at the home. In
terment in Mount Auburn cemetery.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1916-01-03

A card party will be give by Topeka
Lodge No. 2, F'raternal Aid Union
Tuesday evening.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1916-01-03

Mark Stanford. colored, died Friday
at his home. us North Madison street
The funeral was held Sunday at Con-
wells chapel. IntermeEt in Mount
Auburn cemetery.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1916-01-03

Painless dental work at moderate
prices at the hite Dental Parlors sos
Kansas Ave-. Phone 714.-Adv-
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1916-01-03
BANK STATEMENTS.

published in The Topeka State Journal
January 3, 1861
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1916-01-03

Mrs Nancy Law died Sunday at the
home of her daughter. Mrs r A. Nc
Vicar. All Kansas avenue. The body
will be taken to Abilene. Kan, for in
terment
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1916-01-03

The Ladies' society of the First
Methodist church, will meet in the
church parlors Wednesday,, January
5. The executive board will meet at
o'clock at the church.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1916-01-03

John c. Nicely has returned to the
University of Illinois, Champaign, Ill,
after spending the holidays with his
PAL ents in Topeka.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1916-01-03
DR.. J. W. Howard. Dentist 500 Kan
sas Ave. Phone 714.-Adv.

A combination of blue overaIls and
a hot flue was responsible for a fire
alarm from sos East Eighth street
Sunday afternoon. That's the expla-
nation given by F. D. Elbe, who CON
ducts the rooming house at that num-
Der. Someone hung the overalls too
close to the flue, they caught fire, sent
up a cloud of smoke, an alarm was
turned in and the fire department an
swered. Then someone else took down
--------7 e LII Tar.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1916-01-03

Or. Charles Lyngar. dentist. 500
Kansas Ave. phone 714.-Adv
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1916-01-03

Electric Washer at Forbes'.-Adv.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1916-01-03

OFFICIAL, STATEMENT OF THE FL
NANCIAL CONDITION
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1916-01-03

The funeral of James P Massey,
who was killed in the Rock Island
yards Friday, was held Sunday at the
home, 607 Grant street. Interment in
Rochester cemetery.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1916-01-03

Coal Oil Heaters at Forbes'-Adv.-
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1916-01-03

at Topeka. State of Kansas, at the close
of business on the 31st day of December,
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1916-01-03

3 Suits and overcoats dry cleaned 75c
Topeka Laundry Co. Phone 1858
Adv.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1916-01-03

Andrew Woodall. colored, janitor o
the office Block, was found dead Sat
urday at his place OF employment
His death was caused by heart disease
The funeral was held this afternoon a
the Central Baptist church. Intermen
in Mount Auburn cemetery.
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1916-10-07
Trough on RATS"55Hs:: 1 Riot: n Il "a
WASTE INVOLVED IN ILLNESS
Serious Matter to Which Far Too Lit
tie Attention Has Been Given
& by the Country.

A spectacular event often attracts
public attention, while routine matters
Of larger magnitude go unnoticed. For
Instance. the whole country was re-
Gently acutely conscious Of question
Of wages amounting to $50,000.00O. 1t
was an important question and the
sum involved was vast.
But take another question involving
wages-the question of the illness of
workers. Public health bulletin No.
76 of the public health service of the
United States estimates on the basis
Of inquiries here and abroad that the
average Industrial worker loses about
nine days year on account of illness.
This amounts to loss to the work
ers of the country, II is estimated, Of
$500, 100000 year. If by better san
itation and safety devices the time
could be reduced one-half, there would
be saving Of $40O,OOO,0OO. Yet 1t is
exceedingly difficult for health author
tiles to arouse interest In the question,
simply because 1t concerns everyday
matters that lacks the excitement Of
q threatened tie-up of transportation.
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1916-10-07
CLUB SHOULD BE SATISFIED
Organization That PersistentIy Fought
for Shorter Skirts Might as
Well Disband.

Twenty years ago an organization
of women In New York began fight
to influence women to wear shorter
skirts. The organization was known
as the Rainy Day club, and branches
Of 1t were formed throughout the coun-
try. Mrs. A. M. Palmer, who has
been president of the organization
since its birth, has just announced that
the fight has been won with ven
geance, and that the organization may
as well disband, unless 1t should de-
eide to reverse its bylaws and begin
crusade for longer garments.
When the Rainy Day club was or
ganized, the style for women was to
wear long trailing skirts that did a
portion Of the work now paid for by
the STRENGTHENING department. Cru
saders for shorter skirts produced vol
umes of testimony from physicians
that the long, dragging, heavy skirts
were wrecking the health of women,
carrying disease germs and causing
many kinds of grief. The rainy dais-
les, as they were then called, pleaded
for skirts at least four inches from
the ground. The fight was stubborn
For some time Fashion would not yield
an inch. Then the bicycle fad came
along and helped little. Finally the
shortening process gained Roadway
and even casual glance skirtward
today finds proof that the battle has
been won, and the time has come to
call a halt. 1t Is high time that the
Rainy Day clubs disband.-Minneapo
lis Tribune.
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1916-10-07
Critic ShIes.

Theodore Dresser, the novelist, was
talking about the public's literary
taste.
"The public" he said, ''likes trash.
Put good stuff before 1t and 1t SHES
like the critic at the Players
"A poet smiled affectionately on this
critic, thrust a ten-cent cigar In his
hand and said:
"'Let me show you the proofs of my
new volume Of poems
"'No, no. said the critic. rising has
lilly and grabbing up his hat. No. no.
I don't need proofs. Your word Is suf-
ficient.' ~
And he rushed Off without finishing
the two inches OF beer that still re-
NAMED In his glass;"
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1916-10-07
Sans Luck Is Against Him.

Sam Acker's luck seems to be
against him. He is the man who has
been travelling since June 10 in an
effort to join his unit, Company l, Of
Ann Arbor.s Acker was In Kansas
City at the time of the presidents
call, and when the state of Michigan
refused to pay his fare to the mobili-
cation camp Acker started hoboing
southwark. After three months he
learned where his company was sta
toned and wired Capt. A. G. Wilson
from Amarillo. Captain Wilson's men
raised the money to bring Sam to Ell
Paso. Sam got here the other day
and reported to regimental head
quarters.
II want to report to Company I
for duty" said Acker.
Your company isn't here" he was
told.
Lord ~ exclaimed Acker with bulg-
ing eyes. "Where Is it?"
He sighed with relief when he
learned that Clint was but 20 miles
from town and that his company was
an outpost there for few days.
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1916-10-07
Thinks Pay Must Be Raised.

Increased monetary inducements In
the National Guard and regular United
States army is predicted by Gen. John
p. Kirk. who said that higher rate
of pay for the army will be necessary
II the country remains even fairly
prosperous.
~ wish we might do what Canada
has DONE" he said. There enlisted
men are paid $1.10 day. Unless ac-
tive service Is assured, there Is little
chance for enlistment as long as men
are receiving from $2.75 to "a for com
mon labor, as they are now"
Placing the. clothing allowance at 81
cents day General Kirk pointed out
that the enlisted man is better Off
than appears at first glance, as board
and medical aoendance are also In
cluded. The soldiers here will re
ceive a large part Of their clothing
allowance In cash. Men on the border
get 10 per cent additional, making
their total for clothing allowance and
pay 81: cents a day. approximately S25
per month.
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1916-10-07
To Punish Stay-at-H Homes.

Adjutant General Bersey has re-
ceived demand from the war depart
ment for the names of those members
of the Michigan National Guard who
did not respond to the call to the col
ors by President Wilson on June IL,
and who did not report at the mobili-
cation point at Grayling. They are
to be treated as deserters by the gov
eminent and court-martialed.
According to Colonel Bersey, there
are few members of the Michigan
National Guard who did not go with
their command to Grayling. They
were left at home for divers reasons
chiefly after the decision of their com
pany commanders. These officials. 1t Ii
stated, had no right to release the
men from service.
Members of the guard who did MOI
report and who still report to the
chief mastering officer ut Graylini
may thus sidestep the court-martial
but from the tone of the letter which
Colonel Bersey received, the govern
ment means business.
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1916-10-07
.NUMBEROF AUTOS
GROWING RAPIDLY
Registration in Michigan Is Ex-
pected to Set New Record
This Year.
TOTAL MAY REACH 10000
License Fee Had Been Paid on 143,550
Cars on September 1, Figures In
Office of Secretary Of State
Show.

Lansing.-There Is every indication
now that the year 1916 will set II big
record for the state registration of
autos. When the licenses were first
ordered u year ago the state officials
figured that 100000 would cover all
that would be needed.
Up to September l, according to fig
ures compiled by Secretary of State
Vaughn, there were 143,550 machines
licensed, and he expects that the total
will reach 100000 by January l. The
September registration will be heavy
owing to the fact that licenses are now
given for one-half the original price.
OF the 143,550 cars registered 49,
1876 are commercial cars or trucks and
133354 pleasure cars. OF this number
300 licenses were issued to nonresi-
dents. There were also registered 652
manufacturers and dealers; S,1S5 mo-
torcycles and 9,7S7 chauffeurs.
The largest registrations are shown
In the following counties: Wayne, A.
GIL commercial cars 36, T04 pleasure T;
Kent, S43 commercial; 1925 pleasure ;
Berrien. 300 commercial; 2,4OO pleas
ure; Genesee, 339 commercial; 4,16S
pleasure; Ingham, 1853 commercial; A.
1863 pleasure; Kalamazoo, $50 com
fnercial; 3.119 pleasure; Lenawee, 80
commercial; 3,709 pleasure; Oakland,
20 commercial; 1888 pleasure; Sag
NAV, $50 commercial; 1926 pleasure
Shiawassee, 81 commercial; 2,197
pleasure; st. Joseph, 81 commercial
2133 pleasure; Washtenaw, 226 COM
mercial; 3,363 pleasure.
The average price of license runs
about S12, although in some of the
counties this average is high. while in
others the average price per car runs
in the neighborhood of SO and SIS.
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1916-10-07
Road to Fame.

William Dean Howells was talking.
at his cottage at Kittery Point, Me-,
about a writer who, after good be-
ginning, had degenerated into a pro-
Queer Of trash.
II suppose" said Mr.. Howells, "he
get discouraged with the moderate sale
Of his good work. and now hopes to
sell his poor work abundantly." c
Mr.. Howells shook his head and
smiled grimly.
"The road to fame" he said, sis
crowded with men who, discouraged,
are hurrying back"
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1916-10-07
STATE NEWS IN BRIEF.

SYSTEMATICALLY half of the plat
form scales used In Saginaw have
been found to be incorrect by the in
spector of weights. In a majority of
cases they weighed short.
Monroe.-Thc old battlefield OF the
River Raisln. recently purchased by
the River Raisin Paper company. will
be utilized In the building of q new
factory to be known as the q. II. Wood
Paper company. which Will manufac-
ture fiber and boxboard
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1916-10-07
Would Avenoe soIdIers Death.

Would Avenge Soldiers Death.
Ell Paso, Tex.-Maj. Sam ID. Pepper
of Port Huron, Mich. Judge advocate
general of the Eleventh division sta
toned here, has taken charge of the
work of gathering evidence from SOL
diers In the trial of William Sands,
Texas ranger, who killed Sergt Wen
Bierne, Twenty-third United States in
fantry, In a saloon.
Major Pepper has taken the state
ments Of dozen soldiers who were
witnesses. Hundreds of soldiers sur
rounded the police station after the
killing and demanded that the ranger
be turned over to them. He was hur-
ried secretly through back door and
lodged in the county Jail.
Sergent Bierne, member of the pro-
vOst guard, charged with maintaining
order among soldiers in the down.
town district, was one of the most
popular enlisted men on the border.
For five months he had been winning
local fame by the samaritan-like man
ner in which he took care of men who
had fallen in with evil company. II
was on such a mission as this In dis
reputable saloon that he lost his life.
Although armed with an automatic
at the time Sands drew, Bierne made
no attempt to use his gun. The flap
of his holster was still fastened when
his body was picked up.
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1916-10-07
Troops to Go to Border.

First official notification that thu
euardsmen at Camp Ferris will be sent
to the border was received by Major
f. L. Wells. senior mastering officer,
in copy of an order sent to the com
mander Of the southern department b.
the adjutant general Of the army %
the effect that oil troops at mobilixa-
tion camps will be given tour Of
duty.
For every organization sent south
one will be returned to a state mo-
Utilization camp. a part Of the order
reads.
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1916-10-07
Her Remark.

The cataclysm was occurring. Huge
buildings crashed down as If smashed
by giant fist. The ground rocked.
Tall trees fell fast. The tortured earth
gaped in wide assures. People ran
wildly about, shrieking In frenzied
terror Mrs. Kidletts looked up from
her novel.
Rupert and Harold seem to be en-
joying themselves" she murmured.
"The. dear little fellows are so full
Of animal spirits kansas City Star.
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1916-10-07
Killing Time at 0rayIina.

Camp Ferris, Grayling. To the
Guardsmen here, who have taken
long hikes, solved all kinds of
war problems and INDUCED in ma
neuvers of most intricate natures,
since the presidents call, the delay in
sending them to the border has taken
an appearance of killing time"
Although the troops are consistently
drilled daily, they are acquiring moth
ing now which could not be attained
better at the border, and there are signs
Of restlessness at the wait, especially
when there is no apparent reason for
IL.
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1916-10-07

spent. The doctors
stated that ! would
never get well with
out a n operation
and that without 1t
] would not live one
year. My husband
objected to any
operation and got
me some of Lydia E.
Pinkham's vegeta-
BILE Compound. / took
II and commenced
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1916-10-07
Had Cause for Wrath.

II am not surprised that II put the
man out Of temper" said Magistrate
Fordham to woman who applied for
process against man who smashed
her window. because a monograph
was playing in her house at ten o'clock
at night.
ut Is a most vexing and trouble
some NOISE" added his worship. and
1t is wonder he 1id not smash 20
windows" Globe.
More than 1000 kinds Of sausages
are known In Germany.
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1916-10-07
FOR ITCHING SCALP
And Failing Hair Use cuticura Soar
and Ointment. Trial Free.

When the scalp Is itching because of
dandruff and eczema shampoo with
Cuticura Soap and hot water will be
found thoroughly cleansing and sooth-
Ing. especially II shampoo is preceded
by a gentle application of Cuticura
Ointment to the scalp skin. y
Free sample each by mail with Book.
Address postcard. Cuticura, Dept. L,
Boston. Sold everywhere.-Adv.
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1916-10-07

business transacted by the steam rail-
roads Of the state can be Cleaned from
the tabulated reports which show q
total Of $S5. 434, 26S.41 In earnings from
all sources for the steam railroads OPP
Grating In Michigan during 1915, as
compared to $69,646. 940.31 for 1915.
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1916-10-07
Limited Ambition.

"You can't unscramble an egg" re-
marked the sententious person.
IL don't wish to-" replied the prac-
tical citizen. "rm perfectly content II
can afford the egg, regardless Of how
It's cooked"
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1916-10-07
Economy.

Pop. what do we mean by econo-
my7"
spending money In such way as
not to get any fun out Of 1t, my son. -
Judge.