The mirror. (Stillwater, Minn.) 1894-1925, 1916-03-09
THE ULYSSES CLUB
THE SECOND NSTAMENT OF CONTINUED SERIES OF ARTICLES
RELATING TO THE ULYSSES CLUB AND The EXPERIENCES
OF HAROLD WAINWRIGHT AT TEMPE COLLEGE
BY "OPTIMO"


In the brief interval between the completion his toilet and the
introduced several of the whom
the library Professor Weiss who seemed have been
stepped forward and taking him by
the with the formal introduction
gave the and of the
ing introduced.
This young gentleman" referring the
poetic He
friendly her daughters of
whom Euepe and Poyhimnia avori any you
feel assured
that another the holds him hra and that there being
painted the verady of his mind word which
will rhythmic phrase for the benefit and pleasure
of those of who have not the privilege of personal with
the Muse family.
This gentleman Cope the Professor.
ring youth they then approaching,
"who having bodes
Tempe College with the affirmed acquiring all the know
ledge things astronomical within the
and with his gifts along that ne he hopes fu
u date to be eraded the of hitherto unknown heavenly
hodies truths those with which already
less familiar
And young the Professor Weiss.
who Club with his Mr. Phillip
Osspher the Minerva devDe the
the of searching amidst
the golden grains of enduring Truth"
Thus he friend Harold made the of the
and the divinity student MIR.
Wilson Meek the the farm Mr. Sas Agr had deter
MASTER
that instead of being farmer he might de-
veop agricultris Harold had explained hea
preparing himself for medical work.
noduct,ons scarcely announced.
Repairing the dnngroom they partook of simple tho wholesome
which occupied themselves according their ivid
By they joined Professor Weiss the library
the lecture hall where the Ulysses Club held its
weekly They but comfortably seated when Professor
called order the
fit of the freshmen brief of the history the
Club, Said he:
The Ulysses Club peculiar Tempe College.
The college had long felt that the rigid distinctions
the four divisions of the student body
ed the freshman Junior aid senior classes should have
which could
the utgrowth of that need felt
Club first the rigid observance
the classes aforementioned
moment of good-eowship;
ourselves have taken for
abt nvidia which, being interpreted M Let there be ill WILL
"A further benefit be derived from the Club is of free
for here have subjects
them pleasure; and perfect liberty voucsad
you delivery third
deped benefit be derived from membership in the Ulysses
Club that of aen The student
his immediate studies
exams active anything he deems foreign them;
of the Club he will be benefited alone by the know
gained by listening the by his fellows but he
will be materially benefited by the acquisition of facts CLEANED
and the and delivery
should his efforts before the Club. wish
each a tranquil inspiring profitable year,
heartily make the Club
much benefit yourselves and the school, We will
proceed to elect officers for the ensuing year."
tmew Smooth, of
Seniors PRESIDENT Welred sophomo
ay Mr. Sharp, of the chosen
Professors Weiss Lernned and Harsh
of the Club This with
had the Club had been
for the student body that they have able talent
during their deliberations appeals whom when
doubt they doubtful question udicou
for they had learned by experience that fedeng
indulge in eloquence
thinking by bombastc pednty
the citadel of their fellows and gain for them