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Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1916-02-25
PRICES SHOT TO PIECES
AND RALLY ONLY FEEBLY
Result of Walt Street Spending Day
in Trenches Before Ncrdun
and in Congress.
MEANING is NOT UNDERSTOOD
Traders Apparently Feel Sure. How
ever, That Something Dreadful Is
About To iiappcn-t'an Decision
~ Has Little Eject.
Bl lsROtDN\ MI.

r February
srcn, to-day in Tho trenches before Nerdu''
tnu III Congress. With the result, that prices
'Icr% shot to pieces In tine morning. rally
ITS only fcouly toward The close What It
al llc,,ut nobody could ;rli hui the trad
ers iclt sure something drcodtul Was about
80, harpcn. shorts covered and LONGS iiGui
dated. and ass - result ut The days opera
tiops ,hc market D.. lea ready TO swing in
F,tjSrdnucc with tn, news ;nu ma" he
dominant tn Tho nest day pc two.
T.ts po,,. is, tao, .>p.,,.I 10 .oo,, value,
,r,,rr,,ily ,..,,,,. IN. rn.rInr il, si,.ht
h"weyrr BAD that r.n ,c.i,,r, tb.' raiua;i,n.
III. c.,rrtrc. rn,. bai5n b., ry,sien Inv An,ari-
JAN ,nrnnTl, non. h.fS ira.,s;ri,l ,nt ,uii-
r,,Sl
- excited did Mali Street become mat il
i2iinne ih5.' i"s come |" me Amsriyan t'h
I'npHhS =" "a" .Hn"n"'. i,ent 'y 'n' ga
good ia''9 Of me fSmn.Hy now I'm Int MI
sSr f nave ever had a government
So, hC I5, , h, .,,ru. yea, "a.
~ in%Ie S,.n ''In%t b i re-
cenis FER wc"k ;,r, ,his il, IN. f,,c. ~ r.
norts Of d,,nago I'm Ii',,,.,. I'M, Of ~ sbor,t...
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Ia yhirb ,narhin.-, s.,i i, Inc iarmin..
nor,,ione ~ r ,..,I, ,,or,,o,s I',.
~ go - 49,, 49,, -. .o 49,
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I'M break i'm vrca, a. did IN. German sur
'" n,d"n, ,rao ,,rsIy ..n,t,,o,,,,, ,n,,,
Of ytew Tho stn,i r1ItL.; is in :, ,",u,r l;,NIv
Strong CONDITION
The view that Tho International Mc-cau-
,nc Marine rc%aiys,sbin mi, Viii Ia. throxyn
on, Of r,,r- a.. LOON as ,rn ,,,ircs ,yu 40,
T;r,uTn To Tho tr,ns1tfnu,ic ,rade of several
steamers ,ha; have been engaged i'm war
business viii increase Ina earning. NJ tha
al tho high record
uith the G..i.in, .f III. com, In no fisso
luton case -.r.. .nr-ider il much better
than :, str.ieu. ..rr--Ai The court re.
tains jurisII. .uo company in order
liza, il .su Gee ,.c camrht violn,in.
the law I'D cain .a.a..ist-r punishment rho
result ol this - ,la, The American can
Cnntpauy is declsrc. 20 he conducted legally
aud the government stands thcro win
continuous guaranty OF tic legality of rs
business.
into such . rerfoc, ,,iaca 81 ,nTus,,i,l ma,
chiucry that I, would 10 :. pliv 20 intar.
r,It,; lis smooth o,,aroii.,, 49, 49,
NEW YORK l,ahruar, O., -.rh. over,
,ssx sn ,"a,tE. %, Gay is'srShE
;,,ro hetvyccn ,bo c>c"r,yya .,,S ~, ,-t
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s;n- or Ire snh,~71-,-o ,,oit., ;..sa,.l,,,
Became more r-onGwr,Sd ,yj,b .ha r-onr,.
a. tho session Ii,T,iis,so~ g.as ,-it,',,.
.. ;or ana "a, sno,. ir.a-.v. ,io., 80
s-~i.-t-- ,.,nytrrar, ~ a,.arJi,,r 49, go
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1916-02-25
Mothers Congress. ronycne..

BRISTOL. VA. February .i-Thc
Tennessee Mothers Congress opened it's
annual session here tonight with
prominent women in attendance from
towns and cities OF Tennessee The
women listened TO an address by Or
Charles g. Carson. OF Bristol. His sub
ject was Higher Moral Ideals The
congress Will continue until Saturday
inc Virginia women here are assist
ing in entertaining. and several go
Gals have been arranged fcr
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1916-02-25
NAVAL. STORES

HAN ANHAi GA. February .!-'rurpcn-
hhe, fTin. "o'.: sales. ~ casks. rcCcipts q
ASKS shipments. 10 casks stock 1855 casks
,"Sih hrin: sales. i.iil barrels: receipts SI3
hhfr"!S, shipments. 81 barrels: stock - 80
barrels quote: Alb i.s5 to $50: Cp y
80 r. it2'a TO i."5, -, 1927 Ia 800: II
20. 20. * 80 NJ, SO: \. 500: VIC
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1916-02-25

Gillette Safety Razor Company litiga.
ZION. Tho formor told of Il long list
or suits for control OF the company in
which MIR. Hrandeis had represented
IN" iltiSants on both sides. but said he
did not care to go as far as TO CHARGE
MIR. Hrandets with bad faith
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1916-02-25
RICHMOND NY M,I:KEr
CHICAGO LIVE STOCK MARKET.

CHICAGO. February % Hogs receipts
90" steady; bulk, SS.3nuSSj5: light S1G50
20: mined, rs ijTss5i. heavy. Ss.ioTss 90:
i"ush. @i"nSs2i: pigs. s6.5cus5.Go. Cattle:
.",:lu'S. '"" strong, native beef steers
sd.>5i9.5N: stockcrs aud feeders .as5Ts7 20:
CONS and heifers. s3cj"sS -: calves IS 5NI,
IL Sheep; receipts. 1000 firm: wethers
S'""HSSSo; lambs, S?.25Hsll.cJ
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1916-02-25
MISCELLANEOUS MARKETS
COTTON GOODS

NEW YORK. February 2i-Co;ton goods
W"'" arm to day with a firm demand
Yarns were firm Fine ana fancy ,:rcss
goods were In activ" demand for fail Knit
to'Hs were active. .Iohbers reported 81 heavy
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1916-02-25

-
spot cotton quiet, middlrg urands II sc .
sales 80 bales.
NEW YORK. February 2;.-p"r; movement
-Middlinc. ll.Soc exports. S'S bales: sales.
22j bales stock 3i?.i5 bales.
Total to-day all Net receipts.
22,525 bales: exports. 3iSoS bales. stock,
lJt4. So bales
Total for weel-Ne, receipts. isSsIl bales
exports. l@lo>7 bales
Total tor season Net receipts . .S.9'
bales: exports %3i2.>>5 bales
NEW ORLEANS. February e,-rhc cotton
market broke sharply to-day and :, weak
und"rtone finally luudcd it a." to points
down. and - I" = points under yesterdays
closing. Selling was induced 10y unfavorable
comment resardinr the United States for
ciEn relations. The close was steady q, a
net loss OF ~ "a - points. Prices opened
L" 10 points AZ ON good cables. and the
small March notices. estimated Al only
500" bales. Alarming reports az int .rui,-
l"nal complications we're circulated. now
ever, support was withdrawn and selling in
creased At on" tim" the mark.; stood
At yesterdays close NJ noon il wns wea X
aud II was not until near the close that any
Closed stead. Closing bid: March. .oSS:
May. llli: July. u. So. October. li:s De
gsmhSr ~, SPOT cotton. unchanged:
niddliug, li:"c; sales the spot 9Gon bates:
I" arrive. l,i65 bales.
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1916-02-25
Atlantic Coast Line

TIT H!HHuh.H NLHrnhH "f Tie Sonth
EFFECTIVE JANUARY 3. 1916
TRAINS LEAVE KlCHMUND DAILY.
For Florida and South: Sis a. 81. ana
6:35 l.. NJ. ll:3o l.. NJ. l::5O A. 81.
For N"rioih o:i5 y. NJ. 200 -. 81, 500 r,
NJ. 400 T.. NJ. tao =. n
For -. & ". Ky. West: s:l5 A. NJ o:59
A. NJ. 500 L. NJ. e::5 +. VI
For fetSrsnars: 100 ~. NJ, Sis A. r..
T.. NJ. 400 T.. NJ. t4:lO l.. NJ. J:55 p. NJ
6:31 L. NJ. ,:.3 i. NJ. 1850 i. ST.
For tioIdHboro Hui Fayetteville: 1900 r. NJ
For llopeNcli: 5:l5 y. NJ. 'l:l5 +. 81. 1915
+. Nj, 9:l5 u. Ii.
Trans arrive iuchnond daily: 4: 20 A. NJ
700 Is. NJ 1913 a. NJ. 6:l5 A. NJ. s:37
4. ~. ll:4o a. M .2:lo =. NJ. 1870 r. s..
+. 81. II 80 F. NJ
Except Sunday. Sunday only
1iIne OF arrival and departure and con.
ncctions not guaranteed.
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1916-02-25

D.conbcr ........ I2@2 I:22 u.a0 li.a3
spot cotton. uuic;. middliEg uriuuGs IL sc.
sales 80 bales
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1916-02-25
RAILROADS.
Richmond & Petersburg
Electric Ry.
CHESAPEAKE & OHIO RY

GIN. Louisville & West 900 n .ll:n) n
Main Line. Local q a. " n t,.l
Ia mes liiIcr i.liv 1000 a ;5:ls u
y Sens. Mr.. uId PIT =. a -. m q n
Newport Nc"s Local 81, n % .oo n
trainA arrive from NIX. 30 "A. '::t5 D.
~ ~. y. News. '3.5s a. 500 D. F.om
Vest. 'a:3o n. .J;,C u. ts;~ a. ilIo D.,
~ o. dai!y from Charlottesville except
SUNDAY from Thurinoud. Jas River ,g:3i
u. ,tIo u. DAILY. tEAccpt sunday
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1916-02-25
.,, shhnnhnD AIR LINZ HALLWAY.
Norfolk & Western Railway

ONLY AII.-KAIi. LlNi. TO NORFOl.K
Schedule In effect January }. ISlS
Leave Byrd street station. Kichriund. ron
SOEFOi.k: .5:!6 a. 81. ';:19 4. NJ. 40 T.
Nj. 't:JJ T. 81
FOR LNNtHBuI,G hSD THE WEST.
se:lS A NJ. $50 A. II. 1900 l.. ~. .S:7I
j.. VI. Lscal IL CTcwc. '6:., T.. VI.
A?riN. iti. hmOrd from NUTIrlk. .iI:n
NJ. 'G:!i +. ~. 800 T.. NJ. .Ii.0 f. 81 From
NE vest; 's:lt \. NJ. .s:3I y. NJ. i:;I9 r. a..
ii:H l.. 81. '5.ii l.. NJ. 800 f. 81
DAILY. tDa.y except Sunnay. tsuud.y.
only
". EEvII.I. W. C SAUNDERS
a. J. NJ, Roanoke. G. J.. ~. Roanoke
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1916-04-27
French Afternoon and
Evening Gowns

Taffeta combined with lace, Imported Lace
Frocks, MervelieuX Silks, Latest Styles. Just
the thing for your summer outfit, on sale at
less than cost Of the materials, let alone the
making.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1916-10-04
NEW COINS OUT
NEAR CHRISTMAS
SPECIALLY DESIGNED DIMES,
QUARTERS AND HALF DOL
LARS To CIRCULATE.

WASHINGTON, Oct. 4--Treasury
officials, while declining to name any
definite day, announce they believed
that the series Of newly designed
coins-half dollars, quarters and
dlmes-would be in circulation by
Christmas.
The new design Of the half-dollar
bears full length figure of Liberty,
the folds of the stars and Stripes fly
ing 20 the breeze as a background,
progressing in full stride toward the
dawn Of new day, and carrying
branches Of laurel and oak The re-
verse side shows an eagle perched on
mountain crag, wings untolded.
The 25-cent piece bears new fig
ure Of Liberty, full length, front view
head to the left, stepping forward to
the gateway Of the country and on the
wall the words. ''in God we trust 70
The left arm of Liberty is raised, bear
ing a shield In the attitude Of prOtec-
ton. The right hand carries the olive
branch Of peace. The reverse shows
an American eagle
The diverse Of the dime shows a
head Of Liberty, with winged cap.
The reverse shows bundle Of rods.
wth battleax. symbolical Of unity.
About this is a full-fOllaged branch OF
olive. typlying peace.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1916-10-04
28 Years Ago Today
CFTom the Daily East Oregonian,
oct. 4, 1882

tFrom the Daily East Oregonian,
oct. 4, 1850
About $3.50 was collected for Sep.
tember water rents, which is doing
reasonably we'll. This is about suffi-
cient to cover the running expenses
of the system, not counting interest
on the bonds which swels the actual
cost per month to nearly $7O0.
Three more street Arabs. of more
than average size and general cussed-
ness, lately arrived IN Pendleton,
doubtless from the east and made
their presence painfully apparent this
forenoon at the Bowman house. By
some means they obtained entrance
into the lodging portion Of the hotel
in the rear where the baseball boys
sleep and for some time had a picnic
among the old clothes in the estab-
lishment, finally selecting those which
with as much speed as possible. They
were discovered while running away
with the varied apparel and one of
the marauders was caught, taking
his captivity coolly. The others were
cunning enough to escape their pur-
suers and at last accounts were still a.
large with their plunder. These boys
are doubtless educated up to all sorts
of crime, having obtained their
schooling in the haunts of sin in
large eastern cities.
The Clippers have taken those aw-
ful uniforms off the hands Of the
Alerts, paying for them as per the
proposition made. and the threatened
breach in the Pendleton fire depart.
ment has given way to perfect peace
and serenity.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1916-10-04
"a POLITICAL TRIMMER
~ HOUGH not a partisan
VI paper at all the Christian
Science Monitor severely

~ HOUGH not a parClsaf
VI paper at all the Christian
Science Monitor severely
criticises Candidate Hughes
Tor his position with reference
TO Mexico and with reference
to the eight hour law. After
depicting the folly of the re.
publican candidate in making
an issue Of Mexico the Monitor
says:
Attacks, by the republican nominee
upon the eight hour law were equally
impolitic, because in all essential.
public opinion. long before the settle
ment Of The recent controversy be
tween the railways and the trainmen
mad come TO accept eight hours as a
Just and rational measure Of days
labor Municipal and state govern
2nents even the national government
had accepted that measure. II had
been very generally adopted by EN-
ploycrs President Wilson. while in
sisting on its acceptance by the rail
rpads. as a means Of aver.lng a ma
tion-wlde strike, was tactful enough
80 recognize the fact that all contro-
versy regarding the question had not
been closed, and therefore had the
adamson bin 30 framed that # pro-
vided only for trial of the eight hour
law. The difficulty Of the position
taken by Mr.. Hughes was that. in at
rachng the strike settlement, he LETT
she inference that he and his party
were opposed to a labor demand
which, to put It moderately, a very
considerable minority Of his party IA.
vors
An additinal feature of the
Hughes position is that while
denouncing the eight hour law
as a menace to the country, or
words to that effect. Mr..
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1916-10-04
ALL IN YOUR VIEWPOINT

~ HE world is all things to
W all men. There is gran
deur and beauty in the
country and in the city-all ac-
cording to your ability to see,
Those who find SordidneSS and
evil everywhere have trouble
with their eyes or with the
liver. There is a bright picture
before them if they could only
. see it.
In a dissertation upon the
characteristics of various Am
erican cities the San Francisco
Bulletin speaking of its own
town says:
'It has been said that San
Francisco is still a mining camp
unabashed both in its virtues
and its vices. Since the expo
Sition closed this remark has
not been heard so often. Some
thing blossomed in 1915 from
this old root of a metropolis
perhaps it was the soul of the
West, dauntlesS and beautiful,
paSsionately turning its back
for a time on ugliness, just as
the city itself faces West, not
East. and has a clean sea. not
a soiled industrial civilization,
in her front yard"
The Bulletin writer seems to
think there has been a change
in San Francisco; not realizing
that the change is in himself.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1916-10-04

cases, unless the trouble is due to some
serious internal disorder.
You need never hesitate to usc resi-
mol. 1t is doctors prescription that
has been used by other physicians for
twenty years in the treatment of skin
affections. 1t contains absolutely moth
ing that could iniurc the tcnderest
fkin. Every druggist sells resinol oint-
lnent and rosinoi soap. Rcsinol Soap
roothes tender slius gni hclps TO max
poor complexion iIr. fr,sa and vel.
Yety, beearar l. LHGaas tal5 re5inol
prescr!P-.c@.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1916-10-04

nicality in playing summer base bali
and received his board and room for
it, He has been reinstated and prob
ably will play full back on the Yale
eleven this fall
In practice he has shown all his
old wonderful speed and ability. He
made the first touchdown to be scor-
ed in practice at Yale this year.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1916-10-04

yester factory, do considerable
along this line.
SS$SSeSSSNS
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1916-10-04
NNNeee eooooooeee -

. HOpFS To LEAD PITTS Z
= BURG To VICTORY =
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1916-10-04

uERE and there you run across store keeper who's
/ got the idea that all the sense in town is
on his side of the counter He don't keep W-B CUT
Chewing nor any of the and better things Some.
how he can't increase his trade. Nearby is man who
believes in the people. lie keeps all the good thin6s-
he's success. He finds men changing over TO WBCUT
rieht along Common sense told him they would change
To the rich Efc chow tl4t lasts and safiif0
ml. h. grs q-rcs cC5etry RI cfoa squsr, New York City
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1916-10-04

Foremost among the Univer-
sity of Pittshurg gridiron warriors is
Captain Peck. All-American center
on last years team This will be
Peck's last year at Pittsburg and it is
certain that he will put forth every
effort to earn the title of "the great
est football player the University of
Pittsburg ever produced"
Peck is a graduate OF the Pawling
School in New York He weighs
about IT'S pounds and is five feet
five ten inches in height.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1916-10-04

Hughes does not say he will
favor its repeal if elected. If
il is as bad as he says it is the
logical thing for him to do is to
stand for its repeal. Since he
does not do so he stands in the
light of a trimmer-a petty
politician-not a man Of preSi-
dental calibre.
Mr., Hughes has done much
since nominated to lower him
self in the public esteem.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1916-10-04

ing bkin-trouble. irh
q warm bath with
rcsinol soap and Il
simple application
of resiRol ointment.
The soothing, heal
ing resinol medica-
tion stops itching
at once, and soon
clears away all trace
Of eruption, even in
severe and stubborn
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1916-10-04
A WORK BUREAU OUT OF
WORK

! n HE Public Employment
" Bureau now finds its oc-
cupation gone through
lack of any demand for its ser
vices, says the New York
World. In the less than two
years of its existence it has
found work for so many idle
workers that there is nothing
left for it to do that the State
Bureau cannot do as well, and
its abolition is therefore recon-
mended.
Started when the industrial
depression following the out
break of the war was becoming
acute, the bureau within two
weeks received 6,232 applica-
tions for Jobs. Employers
made increasing use of it to OBJ
tain employees, and in the
single month of February last
the bureau procured positions
for 1856 applicants, and from
the first it was able materially
to decrease the surplus of la
Dor.
/ It's discontinuance now af-
fordS excellent evidence of the
reduction of unemployment to
j 2 minimum. There could in
TACT be no better industrial
news than that the bureau in.
stituted to find Jobs for others
has lost its own job.
$-s-s-s.e~%sse
Rev. 0. H. Holmes says the
Roundup is rough in many
ways, but clean; his view is
complimentary to our show and
10 one minister's manliness. If
the Roundup did not truly
measure up to the standard it
would not continue to draw the
crowds that it does.
~~~s~s~-S~~s
If the levee needs any re-
pairs now is the time to make
them; don't wait until high wa
ter is upon US.
S-S-S-S~eS-S~-S~
Outside business is what
Pendleton needs and our vari-
Gus plants, including the plan
ing mill and the Blewett Har-
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1916-10-04

NEW HAVEN, Conn. Oct. A.
There is joy in the Yale football camp.
Harry lie Gore, who has been classed
with Ted Coy, Tad Jones and other
famus gridlron warriors who brought
fame to Yale, is back in the game and
is expected to play during the entire
season.
LIE Gore made the team In his
sophomore year, but was declared in
eligible last year because of a tech
Norwich bulletin., 1916-03-17
Fine FEATHERS.
The Dramatic Triumph of the Century
Tonight at Davis Theatre.

This play did record breaking bus
mess last season at the Astor theatre.
New oHrk city. The critics of The
Times, Herald, Tribune. Mail. Sun,
Telegram, Journal and other New York
newspapers paid great tribute to the
latest and best Of all the Walters
plays-Fine Feathers, Paid in Full.
Easiest Way. or Trail Of the Lonesome
Pine, all by the same author and all
the papers proclaimed it better than
any OF them. It also had a wonder
ful run in Chicago and Boston.
The play is brimfuI of surprises and
dramatic interest, and it is so out of
the ordinary that the audience can
never imagine what to expect next.
The first act is laid in a bungalow
that is being paid for on the install
ment plan, by Bob Stafford, a s25 a
week government cement inspector
The wife becomes dissatisfied with
ekeing out her existence in this man
ner. An uncomfortable desire for
pretty clothes possesses her One
day. Brand. the president of the cement
works comes TO Bob's home to make
him questionable proposition con-
corning the passing of an inferior
grade of cement for the Pecos Dam
contract. Bob rejects the offer in
spite Of Brands Establishments, and
suave manners. Bobs wife in the
next room, overhears the conversation
TO accept. When he fatty refuses, she
works secretly with Brand, until dis
covered by Bob in a compromising
position. From this point events
move swiftly, dramatic situations pill
Ing up thick and fast until the last
act is reached when the audience is
fairly held by the powerful, smashing,
dramatic movements. as Bob and his
wife are torn by every conceivable mo-
ton, in the great gripping scene of teh
play which e1ectrif1es the audience
With its surprising twist Of the plot
The play abounds in speeches that
thrill, it is forcible and sincere, every
part being star role, and Mr.. Hard
Or has cast the different characters in
such manner that each has superbly
played. In the character Of Mrs,
Stafford, Miss Myrkle has an opportu-
nifty to rise to dramatic heights not
AFFORDED before. While as Bob Stat
ford, Mr.. Berth runs the entire
garnut of emotions in a mastery man
ner. Fine Feathers will be presented
tonight with every detail to lighting
and staging. carefully supervised by
Mr.. Harder.
This afternoon the Trail of the
Lonesome Pine. Entire New York
duction.
Norwich bulletin., 1916-03-17
What Is Going On Tonight

Vaudeville and Moving Pictures at
Movfnr Piotures at the Colonial.
Vaudeville and Moving Pictures at
the Dayis.
Annual Concert ana Bail, second Di-
vision, A. o. H.
Mission Service at Christ Episcopal
Church.
Sedewtck Post, No. J.. g. A. r.. meets
in Buckingham Memorial
Svea Swedish Sick and Benent Socte-
ty meets in Germania NAH,
Court City of Norwich, Q. 900, II. or
A, meets in F\orssterS Hall,
Norwich Stationary Engineers ASso-
ciatdon No. 6, m It's in Engineers Hall.
Norwich bulletin., 1916-03-17
HUMOR OF The DAY

Here. you refer 10 this gentleman
as party Say person Never refer
to a man as a pa-ry-the Bull Moose
pa-ty-"-Kansas City Journal
We used TO have a dog that would
howl when somebody played the pi-
eno."
That's nothing. I know women
that act the same way.--Judge.
Victim - What has hapuened7
Where am II
Doctor-You have been seriously
injured In a trolley accident. But cheer
up-you will recover.
Victim-How much2-New York
Times.
Jack. I wish you'd come to see me
occasionally"
why. Vanessa, / thought you were
engaged to Algernon FItzwhistleg"
NO. but think I could be II ! could
organize a little brisk competition---
Buffalo Courier.
Now" It was explained TO Alad-
din, this is a wonderful lamp. Rub
IL and genie appears"
4 see little TO that What I want
Is = lamp that won't go out on my
automobile and set me pinched by a
traffic cop" Louisville Courier
Journal.
Mother-Sly dear Percy. now that
you've left college you must really
begin looking for some sort Of en-
pioyInent-
Percy-But don't you think. mother.
II would be more dignified TO wait un-
! til the offers begin 20 come in2-Dal-
las News
He-One thing is sure. I don't in
tend to be criticized and censured be-
cause / have failed TO realize your ex-
pectations.
She-You misunderstood me COM
pletely. All that / have done IS TO ex-
press my conviction that you have
more than justified my fears.-Rich-
mond Times-Dispatch-