The Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, N.D.) 1916-current, 1916-12-01
PRESS GOSSIP
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PRESS GOSSIP
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Aberdeen Daily American: The
food Investigations are on and the
PRICES are still going up.
'1is Rather Remarkable.
Fargo Courier-News: Another diff
ference between the sexes is that a
woman never insists that her watch
is correct.
Evidently Learned Lesson.
The Fargo Forum: The Superior
Telegram began to :brag about the
fine weather they are enjoying at the
head of the, lakes, but on second
thought knocked wood in hurry.
The Telegram editor was afraid after
he saw the words he had written,
that it might turn out like Hughes
election :.
Let's Have One On This.
Valley City Times-Record: China
is short Of silver: Why specify Chi.
ma?
And Brought Results.
Valley City Times-Record: The
eight-hour law has been declared un.
constitutional and will go to the Unit.
ed States supreme court for final
decision, but it worked overtime be-
fore election.
Great Burden Relieved.
Stutsman County Democrat:
Wouldn't it be terrible If President
Wilson should have to struggle
through his second term without re-
ceiving any telegram Of congratula-
tion from his late lamented rival?
H., You Want to Come, Too.
Lidgerwood Broadaxe: The 1917
Dakota Education association meet
ing will be held at Bismarck.
Wise Old Owl. 1.
Lidgerwood Broadaxe: A wise Oh
YER county farmer plowed deep
has corn to sell and some to keep.
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Kniohthood Nov in Stocks.
Minneapolis journal: We all re-.
member when Knighthood Was in
Flour" and wheat at a dollar bush.
ell, but 1t is so high this year that
Knighthood is in stocks.
Takes Right After Woodrow.
Minneapolis Journal: Mrs. McAdoo,
the presidents daughter, dressed in
20 minutes the other day. Wonderful
family, that Of the president.
High Cost of Speeding
The Nelson County Observer: Since
milk has advanced to 10 cents per
quart, 1t costs about as much to tank
up the baby as the automobile
": !re.g. sa5ts.s ,iesl1I.S-
Probably Saw Scribe Coming
The FOrman Independent: The edi-
tor dropped into the REVEALS q couple
of nights. the past week and while
glad to see two-thirds of the church
filled, was sorry that the other one
third was not occupied. What's the
matter with you absentees? Can't you
line up for clean ideals once In q
while? sa 44& Sal f4i ~ e
4 ~. 'sBig Town Stuff
i The Courier-News: Yes, we admit
that the Town Crier springs lot of
funny stuff. How can he help it when
he spends so, much time reading the
country wecklies.,
- Teddy WIN Say So, Too
The Lisbon Free Press: The La
Nloure Echo says: For president in
I 1920, Theodore Roosevelt" We echo"
the sentiment. - -
! T." 800 Not Until He Dies
The Hatt0n Free Press: An editor
wrote that newly married couple
would live at the old manse, but the
inspired compositor set 1t up old
mans, and now there's no rest for the
editor.
Might Have Had Some Influehce
The Napoleon Homestead: And is
it possible that the threat of six-cent
beer caused Michigan, South Dakota
and Montana to vote dry?
! Especially y Progressive
The Michigan Arena: Sometimes q
good listener, like worm, will turn.
| :
Ii She Doesn't, Then It's H
| The Michigan Arena: If a mans
wife uses his pet mashie to drive
tacks and he smiles about it-that is
love. ~.
Probably His Wife Objected
The Inkster Enterprise: Mr.. Hughes
didn't turn out to be as much of q