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Evening public ledger. [volume] (Philadelphia [Pa.]) 1914-1942, 1916-12-01
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The Bamberg herald. [volume] (Bamberg, S.C.) 1891-1972, 1916-09-21

Mr.. J. w. Simmons left for
Charleston Wednesday to take up his
studies at the Citadel. Mr.. Simmons
holds the scholarship from Bamberg
county.
Among the visitors at Carlisle
school Tuesday were the following:
Mr.. Coy Johnston, Luray; DR.. NJ. L..
Peoples, Scotia; Mr.. and Mrs. j. j..
Walker, Millettsville; Mrs. Annie
Laney, Cheraw; Mr.. and Mrs. B. F..
Carroll, Smoaks; Mr.. c. B. Laftitte,
Ridge Spring; Mr.. ]. Scott Padgett,
Smoaks; Mr.. Asbury Linder, Smoaks;
Mr.. w. H. Hutto, Blackkville.
The Bamberg herald. [volume] (Bamberg, S.C.) 1891-1972, 1916-09-21
CARD OF THANKS.

By the overwhelming majority CIV
en- me in the second race for county
commissioner from the lower district
Bamberg county has bestowed upon
me- a confidence for which it is dim
cult for me to express my apprecla-
tion. 7 thank each and every voter
and in the administration of the al
fairs of my office it will ever be my
aim not in any way to betray the
confidence of the people.
OTIS L. COPELAND.
The Bamberg herald. [volume] (Bamberg, S.C.) 1891-1972, 1916-09-21
CARD OF THANKS.

7 wish to take this method of ex-
pressing my sincere thanks for the
vote cast for me in the first and Sec
ond primaries for cotton weigher at
Ehrhardt. By the ballots of the vot-
ers I have been elected, and pledge
myself to give the people of Ehrhardt
and vicinity the best service that IL
is possible for me to give.
BOYCE w. BISHOP.
The Bamberg herald. [volume] (Bamberg, S.C.) 1891-1972, 1916-09-21
TO THE VOTERS OF BAMBERG
COUNTY.

am greatly indebted to the peo-
pie of the county and | will take this
means of thanking those | have not
been able to see. l appreciate the
vote that I received and will do all
that is within my power to attend to
my duties to the satisfaction OF all.
do not feel any i'll will toward the
ones who voted against me, and hope
that by my good attention to the Of
flee you will support me in the
next election. Thanking you all, l
am, yours sincerely,
J. J. BRAMHAM, JR.
The Bamberg herald. [volume] (Bamberg, S.C.) 1891-1972, 1916-09-21
CARD OF THANKS.

NV sincere thanks are extended to
the friends who supported me in the
second primary. While | was not
nominated, I appreciate the f1atter-
ing vote l received throughout the
county on September 18th.
EDGAR L. PRICE.
The Bamberg herald. [volume] (Bamberg, S.C.) 1891-1972, 1916-09-21
CARD OF THANKS.

I wish to take this method of ex-
pressing my sincere thanks for the
handsome vote given me in the Sec
ond race, September IL. Nothing
that I will ever do will bring shame
or disgrace to any one.
F. E. STEEDLY.
The Bamberg herald. [volume] (Bamberg, S.C.) 1891-1972, 1916-09-21
NOTICE OF OPENING BOOKS OF
SUBSCRIPTION.

Notice is hereby given that under
and by virtue of the authority vested
in the undersigned by a commission
issued on the 14th day of Septem-
ber. 1915, by R. NJ. McCown, Secre-
tary of State, the books OF suDscrlP-
ton to tho capital stock of the M p.
Aver Company, will be opened in, the
store of F. w. Free Company on Fri
day, September 22nd, 1916.
M. E. AVER,
L. c.. SMOAK,
G.. D. FREE,
B. T. FIELDER,
Board of Corporators.
The Bamberg herald. [volume] (Bamberg, S.C.) 1891-1972, 1916-09-21
10 THE VOTERS OF BAMBERG
COUNTY.

I desire to express to you my sim
cere APPRECIATION for the support CIV
en- me in my race for Clerk OF Court.
It will be my effort to merit the con-
fdence reposed in me and to NIL the
office acceptably to all. Again thank
ing you, 1 am, yours truly,
A. L. KIRKLAND.
Olar, S. c., Sept. 10, 1916.
The Bamberg herald. [volume] (Bamberg, S.C.) 1891-1972, 1916-09-21

No Advance on Our $3.50 Silks. These Were
Bought Early.
36-nch chiffon taffeta, navy, wisterla,
brown, green, red, light blue, pink, white and
plenty of deep black. Soft, smooth finish, de-
pendable quality, s125 and and $3.50 yard
4O-inch pure silk Crepe Decline in pink,
light blue lavender, wisteria, white, Belgium
navy, and plenty of deep black, beautiful
quality, $50 the yard.
96-;n:h satin, the very finest quality, in all
tho caasons best Shades, for evening and
s4roo+ wear: s1.25 and $3.50 the yard.
The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1916-10-28

the young people and send them out
into the garden to pull the first stalk
touched. Returning, they inspect
their prizes. If the stalk is large or
small, straight or crooked, so shall be
the future wife or husband. The
quantity of dirt sticking to the roots
indicates the size of the fortune or
dowry; the taste of the pith tells the
temper Of wife or husband.
The practices are described in Rob-
ert Burns poem, Halloween"
In the days of Burns there was a
seriousness of thought in such cere-
monies, which, owing to weakened
belief in supernatural displays, does
not exist today. For example, when
one eats an apple before the glass
now looking for future lover to peep
over her shoulder into the same mir.
,ror she is prepared for practical
joke. Not so the girl of the past
Consequently when "wee Jenny" OF
Burns poem asks her grandmother
to go with her while she thus inves.
tigates the future, the old woman fe-
fueses, saying:
Nae doubt but We may get sight;
Great cause We has to fear it:
For many a one has gotten a fright
And lived and died deleeret,
On sick's night"
! Nor was granny's warning needless
Instances are recorded of persons
who, either from the effects 70 theiI
own imagination or from some
thoughtless joke, sustained severe
nervous shocks which affected theil
minds.
The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1916-10-28
PROPOSED CHARTER OF THE
MUTUAL FINANCE COR.
PORATlON

The undersigned hereby agree to be.
come associated together and do here.
by associate themselves together for
the purpose of becoming body polite
and corporate under the laws of the
State of Florida, the provisions OF
which are hereby accepted.
The following articles shall consti
tute and become it's charter upon the
issuance of letters patent according to
law:
The name of this corporation shall
be: MUTUAL FINANCE CORPORA
TON. Its principal office and place
of business shall be at Lakeland Polk
County, Florida. Other offices may
be established at other places as its
business may require.
II.
The object and general purposes OF
this corporation is as follows:
LIST. To own, operate, lease, buy
SELL mortgage and in other ways dis
pose of all kinds of personal property
within and without the State of Flor.
ida and to do any and all things nee
essary or incidental to such business
End To manufacture, purchase or
otherwise acquire, to hold, own, mort.
gage, pledge, sell, assign, transfer, or
otherwise dispose of, to invest, trade,
deal in and deal with, goods, ware,
and merchandise, and real and per-
sonal property of every class and de
scription; and in particular lands
buildings, business concerns and un
dertakings, mortgages, shares. stocks
and bonds, debentures, securities, con
cessions, produce, policies. book
debts, all kinds of negotiable paper
claims, and any interest in real oil
personal property, and any claims
against such property, or against any
person, company or corporation, tt
carry on any business, concern or un
dertaking so acquired.
3rd. To acquire the good will
rights and property, and to undertake
the whole or any part of the assets
The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1916-10-28

tally on a level with the young bust
ness man she marries.
The girl in the middle class home
spends the golden years of her youth
amusing herself and vaguely, painless.
ly waiting for something to happen.
mat something, of cource, is marri-
age. 1t is substitute for work in the
eyes of most girls, a passing on of a
burden they do not care to assume
themselves-the burden of self-sup-
port. That they should contribute
anything to the bargain, aside from
beauty, trouseau and lot of we'd
ding presents does not seem to occur
leither to the girl or to the man foolish
enough to choose that kind of wife
Since men and women are born in
to this world to live together, what a
pity it is that all their education
should not be directed toward giving
them that firm foundation for friend.
ship described by the anonymous
Frenchman. The reason so many
marriages fail is because so few train
Tor marriage. You can get a job as
a wife on an equipment which would
never earn you a weeks wages as a
stenographer. But to keep the job,
and to remain in good standing, calls
for brains and skill.-Ex.
The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1916-10-28
NOTICE OF INTENTION TO APPLY
FOR LETTERS PATENT

The undersigned hereby give notice
that on the Goth day of November, A.
d. 1916, they will apply to the Honor
able Park M. Trammell, Governor of
the State of Florida at his office in
the City of Tallahassee, Florida, for
LETTERS PATENT incorporating
them, their associates and successors,
into a body polite and corporate un-
der the name of the MUTUAL FL
NANCE CORPORATION, under the
following charter and articles of in
corporation, the original of which is
now on file in the Office of the Secre-
tary Of State, of the State of Florida,
lat Tallahassee, Florida.
EDWIN SPENCER, Jr.
D. o. ROGERS
J. z. SULLIVAN
The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1916-10-28
HALLOW ZEN

.ho Halloween celebrations OF
:, nuts and apples are the foods
4 ,ure most largely. the pumpkin
| strictly American innovation.
| ,ossarv is the nut that in north
Fnc,and the S1st day of October is
l. as Nutcrack Night, and not
oro nuts cracked and eaten, but
are made to decide important
ions as to love and marriage.
| - voung women would know If
[ lovers are faithful they put three
nnon the bars of the crate, NAM
80 nuts after two lovers and Civ
|,o third their own name, says the
Ia If n nut cracks or jumps the
!, will prove unfaithful; If it be-
10 blaze or burn he has a regard
he person making the trial; if the
named for the girl and lover
together the twain will be made
|, old game with apples still OBJ
I'D among young people is to hang
] stick horizontally by a string
| tbe ceiling. On one end of the
|, is placed a lighted candle, very
rrolv. to the other end is fastened
annie The stick is kept twirling,
the merrymakers in turn leap to
N bite of the apple.
Me grand sport for the younger
MIXERS Of the family is ducking for
lies These float upon the top of a
full Of water, and each contestant
,iyen one minute in which to bring
out with his teeth.
mother old Halloween game still
yed in Scotland is to blindfold all
The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1916-10-28
What A Woman Thinks

hours of our country's past. ! love
You. desire you for my wife. Bat l
select my friends in a more critical
spirit"
If men were honest in their rela-
lions with women they would say in
substance exactly this to the women
they seek in marriage. And in great
many instances they would be stat
ing a fair case. The average Ameri-
can woman of mature years is as well
informed, as we'll educated and as in.
telligent as the American man, but the
average girl of 81 is not always men
The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1916-10-28

There is an old story, but a good
E, Of a Frenchman of distinction,
10 paid court to a young widow of
auty and charm but of no particular
pntal gifts. She refused him, say
8; Sir, l cannot be your wife; but
will gladly be your friend, if you
III allow me-"
| To which he replied: "Ah, madame,
that were only possible! But to be
u friend you would have to be my
|tellectual equal. We should have
know the same books, cherish the
Pine ideals, glory in the same great
The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1916-10-28

and State of Florida, this goth day of
October. A. D. 1916.
(Notarial SeaD
MAUDE D. POOLER,
Notary Public Safe of Florida at
Large
My commission expires January 9,
1919. 59sO
The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1916-10-28

cuted the foregoing instrument, and
they separately acknowledged the ex-
ecution thereof to be their free act
and deed for the uses and purposes
therein set forth and expressed.
IN WITNESS WHEREOF, | have
hereunto set my hand and official seal
at Lakeland, in the County of Polk
The Dickson County herald. (Dickson, Tenn.) 1907-1979, 1916-01-07
In The Mail Box.

No. I'm not a candidate--don'
want any office on the earth. or the
submarine under tho earth.
But the other day Uncle Web
,ame over and we were making a
lew remarks on the universe when
ne cleared his throat and gazing
,traight over the big cave. wished
Every voter in Dickson County
would help keep off this big extra
tax that Congress is about to pu.
over on US. Then we cranked up
,!resh and wen, to humming abou,
Claud Kitchin. our new Democratic
door walker; the way he threw it
into EN- would have made your
seth Thomas clap il hands in slee.
Also he touched of the alarm and
shook old sleepy Congress to lite
feet with the paregorical remark
that he'd lie buried head down.
yards before he'd allow the powder
nillionaires to cork.screw or slip.
pery-elm from the pockets OF our
farmers that FIVE hundred million
dollars. Some iaw-bone to Kit.
hin, he Of de old Norf s,ste'--he
mas ea.S7 pure blue and gray mat
EMO yellow. II was OF Claude
Kitchin that Mr.. Bryan quantity
said he'd bet re Du Pont Powder
Co.. would give a million il they
asd q North Carolina Kitehin set
souarely over the top Of their tallest
.moke-stack while they quietly
touched of their best torpedoes
belowl
Although Kitchin 10 AZ good =
Democrat Al w. W.. himself. yst
Claude has gastric snosgh TO ksk
The Dickson County herald. (Dickson, Tenn.) 1907-1979, 1916-01-07

all good Democrats to write their
Congressman to vote against this
Preparedness tax. Kitchin says
this 10 the biggest thing before Con.
gress since the Civil War, and that
six cents invested in three letters
10 your Senators and Congressman
may save you big tax on sugar,
oil, bank checks. autos, and what
you wear Tor the next five years.
The iingoes are beating the tom.
toms for bigger Navy and huge
Army-"We must prepare, they
Yell Some enemy might invade
as"--so they vow We need 1856 war
ships more than We now have and
they'll be good enough TO make
EN- for us right away to the tune
Of 500 million dollars; which means
q tax on every thing the common
people must have.
On the sly il might be well
enough 10 remark tina, these war
lords oppose Uncle Sans building
the ships himself. He would make
EN- too cheap--also who would pay
big profit and dividends to these
same bomb makers. powder and
shell factories7
When kitchin proved that our
Navy today is better than Germany's
and that we do not need this exua
tax. the big newspapers controlled
by the money power) refused to
publish it. They do not want the
people to know the facts; but play.
ing on their fears the munition max.
ere are rushing the thing through.
II 10 up TO Dickson County to
seat itself and take it's pen in hand
right nowl We. yes. WEE mean
moro than any distric. in the U.
s.. because OUR Congressman, Mr..
Psdgstt. is Chairman of the Navy
Committee.
II the editor will give me space
and you want to hear more. I'll 20
into it deeper next week. But don't
wait to write Mr.. Padgett and Sena-
tors Luke Lea and J. X. Shields,
all a, Washington. D. c. a, once.
Yours for Home and native land,
r. E. Smith.
Rusk,n, Tenn.
The Dickson County herald. (Dickson, Tenn.) 1907-1979, 1916-01-07

ness, such a great national question
should be settled on it's own mer.
its, and not on some side issue such
as who might profit by the manu-
fscture and sale OF the articles re-
CURED by the government.
The first question to be solved ~
the question OF right. l. it right to
prepare to deieHd ourselves? Is 1t
necessary for us 10 prepare2 Are
we able to make the proposed prepa.
ration, II these questions are an.
swer I'd in the affirmative, then the
question az to who might profit by
it wo uld be Of secondary importance.
Mr.. Smith seems TO overlook the
vital needs Of the people in this
case. and turns his mind entirely
on the proposition of how TO beat
the trusts. His logic is faulty in
tha,-his argument deals entirely
with a side issue. and ignores alto.
ye,ner the principal question in
volved.
II is quite true il we refuse TO buy
ma,eria and munitions Of war. We
will ripple the corporations who
manufacture and sell such things.
II is also true that II We use sor-
ghum in our coffee instead OF sugar
We curtsll the profits Of the sugar
trust.
1t is equally true that II We all
would 20 footed, We would IN
40 doing d cal deadly blow to the,
leather trust.
lfMr. SIN i,h will refuse to buy a
barlow TO Gu, his PLUG, but instead
sever each chew by jaw power
alone, he will be contributing his
mite toward the destruc. ion Of the
The Dickson County herald. (Dickson, Tenn.) 1907-1979, 1916-01-07
lnQham and Davis

bill. which ia sworn TO. that the
Defendant. " G. Fish. il Non.
resident Of the State Of Tennessee,
80 that The ordinary process OF law
cannot be served upon hin. there.
fore. j, IL ordered by the Clerk and
Master. that saia Defendant, ". &.
Fish, appear at the Courthouse. in
Dickson. Tenn, on or before the
first Monday in February, 1916,
next, and plead, ansSer or demur
TO the bill filed agains, him in the
above cause. CT the same will be
taken for confessed, and the cause
set for hearing ex parte.
Il il further ordered that this
notice be published in the Dickson
County Herald. a newspaper pub.
Iished at Dickson, Tenn, Tor four
consecutive weeks. az the law dire, t..
This December 9,a. 1915.
J. J, TAYLOR, G. and NJ.
W. T. CEOTZER, soI'L
The Dickson County herald. (Dickson, Tenn.) 1907-1979, 1916-01-07

To tho Herald:
In a recent issue Of your paper
there was q short communication
from Mr.. r. z. Smith. the substance
OF which was. that the people should
petition their Senators and Con-
gresham TO oppose President
Wilson's policy Of national pre-.
paredness.
To pursue the course suggested
By Mr.. Smith. would be inconsistent
to say the leass, In as much as
practically every democratic mem.
Der Of the national body was elect.
ed ~ the avowed supporter OF the
Presidsn;.
Even II your Senators and Con-
gressmen have not obligated them-
selves TO tho program Of prepared.
The Dickson County herald. (Dickson, Tenn.) 1907-1979, 1916-01-07

Freely Given by 4 Dirisapn
kIsixen.

- Is 11.
When one - HnHeged fortunes
from ! bad baek and f0nnd fslili
from ths schss Ind painE. Tint y,er.
son'a adviee 4 III nntold value III
friends and neafhboss. The ioIlow-
Ind nsiahbofiy adsice eones is0m d
Dickson resident.
Mrs.. r. II. Powers. MnrreIl 81.
Dickson, says: About s;x ysap
ago. ! vas having 4 lot 81 trouble
with my kidneys. Ny back ach4a
Icy and night and coaldn't stand
u 10 ride In d carriage II i bent
,ver or brought my back into use.
4 sharp pain darted through II. I
had headaches: dizzy spells we're
frequent and the kidney secretions
annoyed me greatly. | used Doan's
Kidney Pills and they cured me OF
the trouble
Price Soc. at all dealers. Don't
simply ask for kidney remedy
get Doan's Kidney Piils--the same
that Mrs Powers had. Foster.
Milburn Co. Props, Buffalo. N. Y.
The Dickson County herald. (Dickson, Tenn.) 1907-1979, 1916-01-07

steel trust.
| have never had the pleasure Of
Mr.. Smiths acquaintance, ard DC
no, know whether his opposition "a
the President 10 caused by pollticai
conviction or whether his liver IL
on, Of order, OF whether he II
man who jus, naturally wants to
be on the other eide Of the question,
" hatever il may be.
Mr.. smith, If you wish TO be q
useful citizen, you should sell your
hammer and buy you a horn.
B. o. Walker,
Memphis Tenn.
The Dickson County herald. (Dickson, Tenn.) 1907-1979, 1916-01-07
IA nm O Y Nc, IN E N r s
TRuRTRR

HARHIE.-We are authorized 10 an,
nbnnce Melvin HaFris ~ \ candidate
for the Office Of County Trustee. Flee.
tlens August, 1915.
RUSSELL. We are authorized TO an.
nbunce Geo, X. Russell as q candidate
fer the office VI Trustee, subject 10 th.
voters In the August election, 1916.
HUNT. We are authorized 10 an,
nouncs Slayden Hunt A. a candidate fol
the Office Of Trustee, subject "a the voten
in the August election, 1916,
DOTY. We are authorized to announc,
w, q. Doty a. candidate foF the oftic,
Of Trustee, subject 10 the voters at ID,
August election, 1915.
The Dickson County herald. (Dickson, Tenn.) 1907-1979, 1916-01-07
Sherry.

WALTON. - We are authorized TO an.
neubee u, A, WaItsH as candidate foi
a. 'fiice Of SSiiieritH;. + Election, Angus,
1916.
EUBANK We are authorized to an
nUuree X. ID, Eubank, Jr,, as eandidat.
for tbs Office Of Sheriff Election, Aug
ust, 1915.
The Dickson County herald. (Dickson, Tenn.) 1907-1979, 1916-01-07
NoN.Rs sIpENT NOTICE.

W. II. Baker, vs. ". c. Fish, Ell al.
In Chsncery at Dickson, Tenn.
Office Of CLERK and Master Dickson,
Tennessee. December 9Th, 1918.
In this cause, il appearing
TO the Clerk and Master. from the
The Dickson County herald. (Dickson, Tenn.) 1907-1979, 1916-01-07

On a certain street in this town
dwells q perfectly charming younl
lady. On another Is an excellent
young man, while in yet another
section is we'll known minister
the gospel, Wait, watch. listen
and note the expression on THEN
faces when next you meet.
The Dickson County herald. (Dickson, Tenn.) 1907-1979, 1916-01-07

Every time we brenk leg try.
10y to wrlggle from under tie
crush al Delinquent subscribers
'u.e'"p IN to paw up. We wish Vt
zoe. % ~ l,n more legs to break.
The Dickson County herald. (Dickson, Tenn.) 1907-1979, 1916-01-07

OF course there may he few
better towns than this, hut it's j
EN-, h there are lot OF them /
blamed sight worse.
The Dickson County herald. (Dickson, Tenn.) 1907-1979, 1916-01-07

II rags continue to advance il
price we'll soon be tempted to tos'
our editorial trousers onto th'
market.
The Dickson County herald. (Dickson, Tenn.) 1907-1979, 1916-01-07

Why smile al the woman whe
wears the pants?' Quite Otter
she earns them before she wear
them.
The Dickson County herald. (Dickson, Tenn.) 1907-1979, 1916-01-07
Begin saving today for your mex
Christmas shopping.

The Siorj Of the Great Fizzle.
For details apply to Henry Ford
and his peace pilgrims,
The Dickson County herald. (Dickson, Tenn.) 1907-1979, 1916-01-07
TAX ASSESSOR

TATUM, 1--WE are authorized to m
nollnee u l.. latum ~ candidate f.
County Tax Assessor, election Aug. l9lt
The Dickson County herald. (Dickson, Tenn.) 1907-1979, 1916-01-07

II only play cards Tor tun. i
the excuse he gives mis- wife. e
course That + all the loser eve
gets ont Of Il.
The Dickson County herald. (Dickson, Tenn.) 1907-1979, 1916-01-07

The wise man sees, hears ant
thinks. The fool Ia tickled will
the sound Of his own voice.
The Dickson County herald. (Dickson, Tenn.) 1907-1979, 1916-01-07

A dog and dude make an inter.
esting combination Of something
and nothing.