El Nuevo mexicano., 1916-06-22

What makes one thin,
And pale and lean?
Keeping a pair Of
White Shoes clean.
4 q 4
KNEW WHEN he HAD ENOUGH
The beautiful blonde was presiding
over the booth at. the church fair.
A strange man came her way.
would you like to take a chance.
STRIP she asked sweetly.
He gazed into her deep blue optics.
"No. thank you" he replied. II have
been married three times already"
THE ICE CREAM SEASON
He treated her with cofdness,
But she didn't mind a bit;
He treated her with ccFdness--
Some seven plates Of II.
-Grins and Groans.
.
MR.. BRYAN'S appearance has chang
ed little-same old genial, blacksmith,
patent-medicine salesman type Of oOun-
tenance. NJ
EIGHTEEN eighteen-year-old girls
who came eighteen times to the eight
zenith birthday party of Marion Lam
bert when she was aged eighteen;
each testified eighteen times on the
stand for eighteen minutes each on the
eighteenth day Of the trial, if we read
the dispatch Of Saturday correctly.
. .
IT is UP TO the Hon. Charles
Evans Hughes to lose no time in com
ing down to brass tacks. The issue Is
more definite than can be met, with
the broad general statement that he is
for Americanism.
BACK to Business" says the BLACK
Eagle. Most anybody knows what
Charley's business is.
WE SHOWED the TempIars a pretty
good time. And it pays, folks, it pays.
KEEP that Educational Association
Convention in November up in the
front Of your head-piece from now on.
SANTA FE must get up into the col
lar and pull.
THE AUsTRIANS in Bukowina are
still retiring 10 More Strategic Posi-
tons. some of which are inside the
Russian lines.
SAILORS should never disembark on
the Mexican coast without being ae-
eompanied by a machine gun and a
basket full of bombs.
THEY seem to be Redding up the
Mexican population in that California
town.
U4G-HtH-H!
THAT'S just us folks in Santa Fe
shivering because of the twenty-foot
~snowdrifts up around Lake Peak.
WE'LL, Albuquerque, there's no use
I'm getting sore about 1t. Thing to do
is just come up and help us shiver.
NAvAk NOTE
Whats The eompIaint?" asked Judge
Garcia.
well shush,p said the large, berry
individual, "thfs guy here hitsh me over
head wish Slug full of washer"
make the charge submarine attack
on a tanker" said the court.
BI.PLANE pilot fell 4,09e feel with
an ~aeroplane at Columbus AMI was
uninjured. Lucky nc didn't fall In the
thin atmosphere OF Santa Fe.
u. S. is DRILLING wells along the
communication line in Mexico. Let
us look a little out to see that the
Mexicans don't drill o few mines along
the same route.
WHY MOBILIZE the guard Of the
United States at Albuquerque. at 90
in the shade, with Santa Fe so near2
THE FELLOW who gets one lemon
handed him is lucky, when you think
of that Clayton boy who had eighty
pounds of citrus fall ON top Of him.
HEADLINE MAN fell down on his
jOo yesterday. He should have made
Il: "Resurgent Roy Rising Rogally and
Rapidly From Raw Red Ruins Wrought
by Roaring and Resistless Flames"
THE QUESTION is. did the x-Ray
examination Of Roosevelt reveal any
Hughes sentiment?
NOW WE fnd that the German stan
didn't expect Verdun to fan for five
months. SO cheering TO the members
of the Grown Princes army.
PRoGRESSIVES are sheep without a