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The Lancaster news. [volume] (Lancaster, S.C.) 1905-current, 1916-03-21

State OF Ohio City OF Toledo Lucas County. -.
Frank J. Cheney makes oath that he IL senior
partner OF the Erm OF y. J. cheney a TO-. do
Ing business In the City Of Toledo. County and
State aforesaid. and that said firm Will pay
the sum OF ONE HUNDRED DOLLARS for
each and every Of Catarrh that cannot he
cured by the use W Halls Catarrh Cure.
FRANK J. CHENEY.
Sworn To before me and subscribed In my
presence. thls 9th day Of December, A. d., 1850
Seal. A. ". GLEASON,
Notary Public.
Halls Catarrh Cure IL taken internally aud
actb directly upon the blood and mucous sur
faces or the system. Send Tor testimonials.
free.
,. J. CHENEY 4 CO.. Toledo. o.
Sold by all Druggists, 75c.
Take Halls Family Pills for constipation.
The Lancaster news. [volume] (Lancaster, S.C.) 1905-current, 1916-03-21
Potatoes supplant poodIe.

Dallas, Tex.--Dallas society women
have put away the poodle and taken
up the pet potato. They are planting
sweet potatoes in costly cut glass
bowls. covering them with water and
watching them grow. The result is a
beautifr: vine of delicate yellowish.
green. They require no earth. but
they have an awful thirst.
The Lancaster news. [volume] (Lancaster, S.C.) 1905-current, 1916-03-21
The Un-to-nate-

The girl OF yesterday had an old.
fashioned red plush autograph album,
which she cherished; the girl Of to-
day hasn't got time to waste on any.
thing but q check book.--F1orida
Times-Iininn.
The Lancaster news. [volume] (Lancaster, S.C.) 1905-current, 1916-03-21
Lines to Be Remembered.

So long as we love we serve: 80
long as we are loved by others, /
would almost say we are indispensa.
Bile; and no man is useless while he
has friend.--Robert Louis Steven.
son
The Lancaster news. [volume] (Lancaster, S.C.) 1905-current, 1916-03-21
CarIyle on Work

Work, properly so called, is an an.
peal from the seen to the unseep-a
dcvout calling upon higher powers:
and unless they stand by us II wins
not be work but quackery.--Carlyle.
The Lancaster news. [volume] (Lancaster, S.C.) 1905-current, 1916-03-21

greetings received this week from
friends of the Lancaster Chamber OF
Commerce, who could not be present
at the second annual banquet:
From "Col. Aftermath"
Columbia, S. c., March IS. 1916.
Mr. Luther Ellison, secretary,
Lancaster, S. c..
Dear Mr.. Ellison:
| have been out of town for some
days and hence missed your kind in
vitation to attend the banquet OF
the Lancaster Chamber of Commerce
tomorrow (Tuesday) evening. I'm
fortunately, I cannot leave my work
at this time, as ] might have been
able to arrange to do had been here
when the invitation came, but l ap-
preciate 1t as much as If / were able
to be with you, and beg leave to wish
you and your organization n very
pleasant evening. Lancaster has no
finer friend that The State. and il
is pleasant to learn Of the splendid
part the young Chamber of Com
merce is playing in it's DEVELOPMENT
and upbuilding.
With kindest regards,
| am, very sincerely,
Robert f. Gonzales.
Telegram From John II. Roddey,
Rock Hill.
Rock Hill. s. c.. March IA. 1916.
Mr.. Luther Ellison. secretary.
Lancaster. S. C.
Dear Sir:
regret exceedingly am unable to
be with you except in spirit. I still
claim, however, to be one OF YOU.
Jno. T. Roddey.
FROM Secretary KinsIoe, Charlotte
Mr. Luther Ellison, secretary.
Lancaster Chamber of Commerce
Lancaster, s. C.
Dear Mr.. Ellison:
IL is with genuine regret that 7
must deprive myself OF meeting with
you upon the occasion OF the second
annual banquet of the Lancoster
chamber of Commerce. Tuesday ev.
ening. March 18th.
| lt happens on that date ve have
scheduled very important meetinp
I OF our Board of Directors. and or
,he borrowing day party of us musr
go to Washington.
Personally and officially war.
10 assure you that whenever II is -
our power to serve you or the or.
sahization you so ably represent. We
want you to call upon us without
hesitation.
| Again expressing regrets over NV
lnhDlilty to accept your cordial in
vltatlon. believe me to be, with very
best wishes,
| Sincerely yours,
| charlotte Chamber of Commerce
| James r. Kinsloe,
Executive Secretary.
Evening public ledger. [volume] (Philadelphia [Pa.]) 1914-1942, 1916-03-22

NEW YORK, March 22.-There was
smile of satisfaction on Tex Richards
face today when he looked over the ticket
chart for the Willard-MOran bout at Madi-
son Square Garden. The chart showed
that most of the tickets have been sold
or reserved. In the Golfers Of the Show
Corporation there is s115.000 in cash. with
orders for $4,000 worth of seats. They
are being called for rapidly. and Richard
predicted that the house would be sold
out by tomorrow night.
The ticket sellers state that the $40
pasteboards were the most popular. The
demand for these was so great that many
orders were declined. All of the S25
seats have been taken and all except a
few of the $40 and SIG seats have been
taken. 1t is impossible to ascertain how
many seats have been bought for women.
MANY men tod me that we were fool.
ish to offer such a sum for this bout"
said Richard "as the limited capacity OF
the Garden would not permit the sale of
enough seats to pay for the enormous ex-
pense and trouble we have been put TO.
/ know the public which patroniZes box
ing pretty we'll by this time and ] knew
from the first that the best people in New
York and surrounding cities would pa
tronize IL, and my prediction has come
true. We can see our way clear already,
and on the day before the fight / expect
that there will not be a seat for sale.
And let me tell you that lot of New
Workers. who have waited until the last
minute are going to be disappointed"
Many of the tickets have fallen into
the hands of spectators, and several
of them were seen yesterday outside OF
the ticket office at the Garden offering
seats for sale TO buyers who left the
ticket window disappointed.
The preliminary TO the big bout prob
ably will bring together Charley Weinert,
the Jersey heavyweight, and Battling
Levinsky.
Evening public ledger. [volume] (Philadelphia [Pa.]) 1914-1942, 1916-03-22
WILLARD MUST BEAT MORAN
TO MAINTAIN HIS PRESTIGE
Essential to Either Knock Him Out or Clearly
Outpoint Him-Necessary to Be
Very Aggressive
BY GRANTLAND RICE
Ghosts of the Alamo

Ghosts of the Alamo
There's the tramp OF ghost on the TOTO
tUinds tonight,
An echo that drifts Ike dream on ITS
tCdU;
There's the blur Of q spectre that leaves
for the fight,
Graverisen at last from a lon1'udnished
day;
There's the shout aud the call OF grim
soul unto soul,
as they rise, one BY ono, out OF deaths
ShddoUed glen,
To tolloiO the bu0le-tho drums NUT
fed roll,
Where Ghosts Of the Alamo gather
again.
hear Crocketrs voice as he leaps from
the dust
And tDditS at the call for an dnstoertn0
hail;
And BoDie coresses blade red 10Th rust
As deep IN the shddotO8 he turns to the
trail;
SuH lost IN tho darkness that covers their
Their bodies may rest IN a sard-mounded
den,
But their spirits haze come from the red
starry steep
Where Ghosts Of the Alamo gather
again.
You think they're Jor1otten-oeoauss they
The day Santa Anna charged IN toith his
SLAVES,
Where fpe thousand men on bare hun
dred slUept
And Stormcd the last rdmpurt that stood
for their DrdVeSf
fbfuE fhpgy'1ys fOTnOfteus htIf f0fnf
Evening public ledger. [volume] (Philadelphia [Pa.]) 1914-1942, 1916-03-22

About the only chance now for the
pacitist to keep an unperturbed soul is to
go into Mr.. Bryan's grape juice cellar and
lock the door.
Evening public ledger. [volume] (Philadelphia [Pa.]) 1914-1942, 1916-03-22
Swimming Club Election

The annual meeting and election OF the
nlEht in the main ,parlor Of the Hotel Walton;
The president, Harry Mcmillan, announced
dition Of It's career, having $4,000 worth Of as
hcers resulted as follows: President, Harry
Mcmillan; vice president, Fred. w Aszmann;
spending secretary. William c. Schmidt; treas
urer. Joseph A. Wayne: captain, John c.
Evening public ledger. [volume] (Philadelphia [Pa.]) 1914-1942, 1916-03-22

Where souls hold hate thGt "a greater
than death,
Whore Ghosts Of the Alamo gather
again.
These are trying days upon the paclflsts.
In addition TO the ground covered by the
European war. there Is the Mexican melee.
And over what little soil remains the
gaunt shadows of Willard and Moran fall.
About the only chance now for the
pacifist to keep an unperturbed soul is to
go Into Mr.. Bryan's grape juice cellar and
lock the door.
After the Fight
Just what Mr.. Willard or Mr.. Moran
must accomplish to maintain prestige
after the B. f. (Big Fight-not Bull
FestivaD Is matter Of debate,
A 1O-round affair in which neither is
particularly aggressive and in which no
certain verdict Ia rendered will cut heavily
into the present prestige of both men.
Willard, to hold his fame, must either
knock Moran out or clearly and cleanly
outpoint him by a fairly wide margin.
To finish in front by a bare shade will
bring him no additional cheers.
MorAn's task is somewhat shorter In
stature. He doesn't have to prove that
he IS champion of the world
BY whging an aggressive contest that
will leave him upon fairly even terms with
willard. his position will be established.
But II both should refuse to take any
undue chances and remain content to play
it safe, the aftermath will contain very
little cheer.
Additional Statistics
Very few statistics on the Willard
Morafp embroglio have been overlooked.
Yet one Of the most essential details has
not Xht been tabulated We refer here
to tho vast expanse OF language. to the
ntmhefl of words, that have been used
sincei4he debate first opened.
I'm Kew York alone. IL papers have been
using Ap 1000 words a day. This makes
24t60SsWcrds n day for 80 days, or
tH4qa Eys words from the start up to ring
Evening public ledger. [volume] (Philadelphia [Pa.]) 1914-1942, 1916-03-22
WILLARD-MORAN
SEAT SALE NOW
AT $115,OOO MARK
Rickard All Smiles as Tick
cts Go Out and Coin
Comes In
LEVINSKY is IN PRELIM
EUening Ledger Decisions
of Ring Bouts Last Night

NEW YORK-Al Mccoy defeated Leo
Benz, Fred Welsh won from Phil Bloom.
ALBANI-Frnnkle Brown drew with ia
beZ White.
BOSTOS-NIike Glover and Joe EaEan
drew.
Evening public ledger. [volume] (Philadelphia [Pa.]) 1914-1942, 1916-03-22

Captain Forbes and Manager Brown ar.
anxious to get out on the river. but this win
not be possible until the first week in Apri
At present the West Philadelphia eight loonl.
up as follows: Stroke. Massey 2, D. Feastsr;
2'aptainn TAIN Forbes; T. Bauer; bow MetT,ttr ~ y
swain, Gundaker.
Evening public ledger. [volume] (Philadelphia [Pa.]) 1914-1942, 1916-03-22

CONNIE MACK ABLY ASSISTED
IN RECONSTRUCTING HIS CLUB
BY AIDES DAVIS AND THOMAS
This Corps of Helpers Expert in Selecting
Possibilities" and in Developing Them
Into Major League Players

Into Major League Players
~ the manager able of assistants This explains why Connie Mack
any question in the minds rhrdpha
on his payroll
If these same fans who did wondering
home home and abroad id during ring the & playing % season they would cease " "'' anu
Davis and Thomas are not only invaluable in separating m the chat ] @ tine the
ability become
Various Methods of Getting Best Results
them bali players according to the disposition of the Individual
often
There % %a una" certain @ % 2oDns candidate for third base last Spring
not have as much fight in his system Davis deemed necessary SIS @ T
Davis allowed him to retire from
swelling
that % 1S %ou haSs epe 1eo" sa live SS S pS out the game
crowd I'o a a R S sy S's around % the he on out tell ee
stories o, about how injured Da PLAYERS ] a' % in the HE ] @ SO % many instances
to show that the great players did not consider bad SPIKE PIKE S @
in question began to show visible signs of unrest He stand 1T very M long 3
hint that he had been hurt
That PLAYER @ did ] not make % good @ 6n s 5 @ BE- bet % that @ @ @ ever 1pPG% s
to a orm al o werItnOwn spikes
One Great Trouble kidding" N1ethod
trying baseball player his faults
Kidding method large cent Of the recruits who go south are
"ubness' of than Davis Hence
he has been taking few subtle shots at player and sees that m y % are
him n a alanguag e al
While baseball players actually brilliant at s9 there are
sled the Illinois Central tracks along Lake
% to % % % the p % uas % aSdressed @ @ said: % ut sure is and say Harry
yTnow almost forgot Chicago was on the ocean till you mentioned it."
That nstp%y nDPenG per @ Ta @ THAT S % n @ oeeS @ he n s ] ] oG @ e
about geography since that time
Thomas Is the Battery General
the
battery Having been astu receiver himself knows how to develop
Su IBIS .D ,s Po%1n & ] %' % wO Np an" man" no matter no" sF'"
At present Thomas is Jacksonville trying to make great pitchers out
to work on in the future According to the reports he has number
his Bender, Plank Coombs
John G. Anderson Praises Merton Course
John g. Anaerson the the famous golfer % who was IN the nas OF the national nal
Club
played Lesley
a
any entry
champion Francis ouim also
that and they agreed that the Merton should
nave I % addition to- the haa @ @ Peee @ % meaning @ IN by that @ % tno @ ] d b
year exceptional respects. and
Western Indoor Games Equal to of East
m % aes @ S e % do not adm 1 @ oopan e np @
Evanston H. wonderful distance runner was in Mason the
aond the track for two miles in s4s 40 Both were new records In the shot
A.
and
of in the
vth5O 3agans the WHINE
It's
pretty wenwi
o Object o CalfOrnians
material fall Apparently object ANDY Smith
OF
swil
o.
Princeton baseball and footba
he
oxgork
Evening public ledger. [volume] (Philadelphia [Pa.]) 1914-1942, 1916-03-22
DARBY BASEBALL
PLAYERS TO OPEN
GARNET SEASON
First Game on Home Dio.
mond April 1S-Late !,
Start Popular
SCHOLASTIC CoMMENT

Darby High School made an ercon.-
showing in basketball, giving sUssnt sSDaIstt
more High, winners of the pl.o. pelsaso.
County League title, merry chase ~, sre st
championship. Now the Darby ath,,,ae sne
have turned to baseball and. with ~
the Swarthmore team, are eager 20 @ wl.n
the season with a victory. ''A''
Fortunately for Darby, a late s,a,, ~,
be made and the players will ba,. Wlll
opportunity of getting in some nr.o,,ae Wy
work. Media High, Chester High psS,s]
Park High, Haverford High ana ~.
School of Pedagogy mines have been H., .'
ed for games. More contests will fo,,a,.
for Darby still has June and June y.
open dates and is willing to schedpl.
game for May 5.
The schedule follows.
Evening public ledger. [volume] (Philadelphia [Pa.]) 1914-1942, 1916-03-22

George Glenn, manager of tho La Sail. co,.
lege baseball team has arranged his schednis
for this season. Now that II is certain IN
St. Joseph's Collcge-T.a Sale College bastes''
ball game Will not be played tonight, owing
to injuries sustained by tho La Sale .yo,,nr.
stors the North Broad street coloEians viii
turn their attention to baseball.
Connolly, Brennan. Huney, ]. Mahonoy MI.
ler. +. Mahoney, Ruf and Eiscr are among tbo
candidates for positions on tho team RAIN
Panzullo. tho football, basketball and base.
ball star, former Catholic High School athlete
will coach the balltossers.
Evening public ledger. [volume] (Philadelphia [Pa.]) 1914-1942, 1916-03-22

April 1s-Swarthmore High at Darbv
April 2l-Media High. at Media.
April 2h-Chcster High at Chester
April 2S--Ridley Park High, at Darbv
May 2-Haverford High. at Hayerfoyd
May g-Swarthmore High al Uavsrta.s
May 12-Media High. at Darby. i'ro'
May lU-Chcster High at Chester.
May 10-Ridley Park High. at Ridley pa,b
May 23-Haverford High, at Darbv e'A
May 25-School OF Pedagogy. at Darby
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1916-04-27
THURSDAY. APRIL 27. 1916

Miss Jessica Kidd and Miss Anna
Porter have returned to their sum-
mer home at Headquarters after
spending the winter in Brooklyn.
The Ladies Aid Society of the
Amwell German Baptist church will
meet at the residence of Mrs. H. D.
Hoppock on Saturday afternoon at
1.30.
Miss Margaret C. Holcombe has
returned to her home 298 at Spring
street, Trenton, after spending sew
eral weeks with Mr.. and Mrs. Theo-
dore F. Green.
Mrs. Lambert Moore will lead the
Epworth League of the M. E.
Church next Sunday evening, and
the topic will be What Are Your
Prayer Habits ?" Dan. 6 : 10.
Thomas Jefferson Sheppard, SON.
in-law of Mr.. and Mrs. H. V. B.
Cox, of this village, died at his
home near Hopewell, last week, and
was buried on Saturday morning.
C. B. Wilson will lead the Chris.
tian Endeavor of the Brethren
Church next Sunday evening, and
the topic will be Using Sunday For
This World and the Next" lisa
So +: LA.
Mr.. and Mrs. Theodore M. Horne
have returned to their home at
Headquarters after spending the
winter with their son, Rev. H. T
Horne, at Cherryville, and later al
Pennington.
Martin Hoffman and family have
moved from the Jacob Williams lot
near Sergeant's Mills to farm neal
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1916-04-27

Rosemont, and Ira Haines and fam
lily have removed to a lot vacated
by Mr.. Hoffman
Miss Rachel Clark has been sub
stituting in room No. l of the Ser
geantsville Public School during the
absence of the regular teacher Miss
Gretchen Hofstetter, who has been
visiting at her home near Vineland.
Mrs. Lucy A. Gordon, of Lock
town, aged SO years, is suffering
from a sprained ankle and other
bruises sustained in a fall down
fight of stairs at the home of her
daughter, Mrs. Sylvester Hoff, where
she is visiting. She was ascending
the stairs to retire when she slipped
and fell.
The Trail Hitters from Tren-
ton Rudolph Stokes, Charles M.
Heath and DR.. Ernest Dickinson,
will conduct the union services of
the Sergeantsville M. E. Church, the
Brethren church, the Amwell Ger
man Baptist and Sandy Ridge Bap-
fist churches, in the first named
church building, on Sunday evening.
Cyrus Van Dolah, of Sandy Ridge,
and John H. Butt, of Philadelphia,
represented Orpheus Lodge, No.
1877, F. and A. M, of Stockton, at
the 10th Annual Communication
of the Grand Lodge of Free and Ac-
copied Masons of New Jersey, held
in the Masonic hall in Trenton last
Wednesday and Thursday.
The funeral of Mrs. Caroline M
Higgins. widow of George W. Hig-
gins, formerly of Sand Brook, was
held at the Stockton Baptist church
on Wednesday, with interment in
the Sandy Ridge cemetery under the
direction of Horner. She died Sat
urday from stroke of paralysis
She is survived by one daughter
Mrs. Joseph H. Wood, of Newark
and sister, Mrs. Clara Johnson, Of
| Pennington.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1916-04-27
Delaware Townships

~ Delaware Townships Metropolis
William Cole has been quite sick
for whole week.
Mrs. M. L. Sands has been suffer-
ing from an attack of lumbago.
Frank Lambert has taken a posi-
ton with Frank J. Eppele in Tren-
ton.
Prof. W. c. Myers, of the White
House school, spent Sunday at his
home here.
Miss Sarah Gordon, of Locktown,
spent last week with her cousin,
Miss Louela Hoff.
Creameryman T. Elwood Clark is
still confined to his room by an at
tack of rheumatism.
The personal property of the late
Jacob Smith, Sr., was sold at public
sale by Auctioneer H. D. Hoppock
on Saturday.
Claude Dilts, of Trenton, and
Harold Dilts, of Frenchtown, spent
Sunday with their parents, Mr.. and
Mrs. John Dilts.
Miss Marietta Green, of Edge.
wood avenue, Trenton, has been Wis.
iting her sisters, the Misses Anna
and Lizzie Green.
Mrs. Snyder Curtis and grand
daughter, Miss Evelyn Walker, OF
Trenton, have been visiting Mrs
Elizabeth German.
Miss Reba Mathews, of Pittstown
who has been visiting her grandpar
ents, Mr.. and Mrs. Sylvester Hoff
has been on the sick list.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1916-04-27
LambertvilIe Lawyer Dies.

John Lilly, retired lawyer, of
this city, died at his residence, No.
8 Lilly street, Lambertville, which
has been the family homestead for
several generations, Tuesday, April
25th, 1916, at 1920 Z. M. after an
illness of several months.
Mr.. Lilly was born July 20, 1851,
in the family homestead, being the
only son of the late DR.. Samuel
Lilly and Mary Ellen Torbert, nee
Coryell. He attended Lawrenceville
and afterward studied law. He re-
tired after practising but a few years.
He was a Past Master of Amwell
Lodge No. IL, F. & A. NJ; Union
Chapter No. 7, R. A. NJ; Past Emf
nent Commander of St. Elmo Com
mandery No. IA, Knights Templar;
Jersey City Grand Lodge of Perfec-
ton, Jersey City Council of Princes
of Jerusalem, Jersey City Chapter
of Rose Croix, New Jersey Sovereign
Consistory, S. P. R. S, 80. of the An
cient Accepted Scottish Rite, N. M.
j., U. S. A., Lu Lu Temple, A. 40.
N. M. S., Past Eminent Commander
Association N. j., the Masonic Veter-
ans Association, N. j.; the Massa-
chusetts and Rhode Island Associa-
ton of Knights Templars Command
ers; LEM Lenape Lodge No. Is, l.
0. o F.: Lilly Encampment No. 20,
of Patriarchs, |. o. O. F., a member
of the Sons of the Revolution, both
the New Jersey and Pennsylvania
societies, the Bucks County (Pa.)
Historical Society; a member of the
Sons of the Wars of 1872, and an
associate member of the American
Institute of Mining Engineers.
He is survived by his widow and
an only son, William Lilly of New
York City. Funeral private.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1916-04-27
NO EXCUSE e.

Excepting boarders," observed the
hashhouse landlady, "soon makes a
woman coldly practical"
eyes, I suppose So" rejoined the
cynical boarder, "but that is no rea-
son why the soup and coffee she dis
penses should be practically cold"
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1916-04-27
REST KAHN IL

"Have women a sense of humor ?"
asked the matter-of-fact man.
ooh, yes" replied Miss Cayenne.
''But she has to curb it. If women
laughed at everything they saw that's
funny they would spoil efforts to pro-
pose by some really nice men,"
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1916-04-27
THE COST OF FAME.

'Why do you work for money in
stead of fame?"
81 want to get the money first.
My observation teaches me that fame
is a most expensive luxury that the
rich only can afford to live up to-"
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1916-04-27
A RAcKHANDER FOR sAPPY.

sappleigh-Robson is the biggest
ass in town, but his wife is the clev-
crest woman I know-aw-present
company excepted, of course.
Miss Keen-Yes, in both cases.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1916-04-27

FOR RENT---Second floor room,
28x50, hardwood floor, well-lighted,
suitable for light manufacturing.
Convenient to steam or electric road
shipping. N, Record office, Lam
bertville, N. j.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1916-04-27
ELECTRICITY TO MILK COWS.

On farm conducted by the mu-
nicipality of Berlin cows are being
MIXED in the fields by electrical ma
chimes deriving their power through
cables.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1916-04-27
AS AM ENDED.

'Truth is mighty" quoted the
moralist.
eyes," rejoined the demoralizer +,
cit is mighty scarce"
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1916-04-27
EXPLAIN

ct say, old man, what was that aw-
full noise in your house last night? 2"
ooh, my wife merely asked me
where I'd been. boston Evening
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1916-04-27
HIS GAM G.

She-And don't you go in for
sport of any kind?
He-Oh, yaas, don't yer know.
Pm haw passionately fond of
dominoes.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1916-04-27
HIS FUNNY WAY.

"There goes a chap who has a
funny way of earning a living"
"What does he do?"
'cHe writes jokes" LMs
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1916-04-27

HOUSE FOR SALE-Nice, 3-story
brick dwelling on North Main St.,
Lambertville. C. c. B. John, Real
Estate and Insurance, As Button
wood St., Lambertville, N. j.