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Furnished Rooms
Miscellaneous

DROP A CARD to the Guarantee Paint & Wall Paper Co. for all kinds of work in our line. Pat Clea
 ", manager, Box 1895 10S
Bisbee daily review., 1916-08-16

L. B. WHITNEY. Lawyer, Rooms 5-6 Allen Block, Open evenings, Phone 547. (109)
Bisbee daily review., 1916-08-16
FURNITURE FOR sALE-Tne John

FURNITURE FOR SALE-The John son Addition rurniture Go. wants to pay you the highest cash prices for your second hand furniture. Al so wants ID trade or exchange you new furniture for your old. We vii. sell to you furniture cheaper thar anybody on easy payments. CGl' in at the big brick at the JnhnsC'
 Addition and let us show you 0n'
 large and selected stock of house Furnishings, or phone us at cur store. Phone 285. Johnson Addition.
Bisbee daily review., 1916-08-16

SAM H. KYLE. Lawyer. Office over
 Bank of Bisbee. Bisbee. Ariz 34
Bisbee daily review., 1916-08-16

FOR RENT-Bed room for gentle
 man. No. 10 Juality Hill. (S03)
Hermanner Volksblatt. [volume] (Hermann, Mo.) 1875-1928, 1916-06-09
AlIoHs enfants ..

Srantrei4 iuat jeBt feline lebten
MGnnsr auiammen. Raafolgenb eiz
nise 3tpiegeiprdde, bic bel elmer Mus
iterung in paris spii4sn @ebrpflids
tiseu unb benz MiIitararot ftattfans
ben: nSb lala, i9 babe elm uebers
bein!" n5omos. mon der, ba ma4fs
nidts, tpenn Sbnsn ems tpessei6ofen
pirO!" sd babe feline 3abne!!4
r8lan5eno. oa iuerben sic ielbit BET
GROCER adlte Sbre &ameraosn ni4t
burd 3dbnetlappern it0ren!" sd
babe einen 8udel!" bod nur bins
ten! Der &ries finoet aber born
tatt!!" sd bin cine naturtpii EN-
i9aftli9e Seltenbeit unb babe fem
tSera!" r@isnet iid portreffli6 our
8epadung beutfder 3iptlgefan9es
ner!!" = SD bin berriidt!" r8orges
merit fir bic abteilung our 4nfsrs
tisung sisantiider &rissspldns!"
Hermanner Volksblatt. [volume] (Hermann, Mo.) 1875-1928, 1916-06-09

SorpeOOiduB p~erientt. 9isies Rst-
~tunsspert bate bas unterieebOot
i9on unter Dem Seuer elmer berbeis
s~eeilten armierten Sadt uno zines
SurpeOobootes ausgefiibrt, iomit obne
Ridf4t auf feline etsene @efabr.
0ns 9erbulten bes &apitdns oes
9ampfers bebarf eisentli9 teiner
tpeiteren &ommentare. 3uerft Elm
5lu9tperiu9, bann elm beimtiidiI&er
Insriffsperiu4 auf pas lnteriees
boot, banr lGBt er feline eisenen 2sute
i'm Slide unb mub bon benz Seinbe
seoipunsen iperben, bic nit ben 8els
len &fenben unb ben bonn Jeinbe
@erbunoenen aufsunebmen. lnb ba
tperfen uns iein. tonnationalen 8as
pitdne Dor, Sarbartn gu iein!"
Hermanner Volksblatt. [volume] (Hermann, Mo.) 1875-1928, 1916-06-09

geitrebungen Der beuti9en Drudpas
pierfabriten our Iufre9terbaltuns III
rer getriebe nit allen Ra4Orud 81
unteritiiben.
Sn Der Oeffeutli9teit, islbit BEL
elmer sroBen Qn5abl bon 8ebOroen,
1T Die irrise 9tuffaFun9 psrbreitet.
bob Die 3situnssperleger bur4 bic
bel e%inselnen 8ldttern tpdbrenS oes
&rieses einsetretene Steigeruilg Der
auflose mebr ober lpeniser bobe &c
Iddftssepinns sraielt bdtten. gs
miro babel sans iiberieben, bab Die
Ginnobmen aus benz 4nSei9ensefddft,
sic oas finansislle Riidarat ieber
oeutl6en 3eituns biloen, ausnahmss
los itart. ia in pielen 5dnea nm
mebr als bic Sdlfte auriidsesansen
finb. Dabei Tinb Die 4useaben fir
bic Seritenuns Der 3eitunsen, insbes
Ionbere bes reoattioneIen Seiles, aus
berorbentlif geltiesen, 70 bob fi4 oas
acknowledgements burdipes in elmer
Rotlase befinbet. Cine sanae 4naabl
bon 3eitunssn 1T baber felt ausbru6
oes &rieges gum Grliesen setommen
unb bat bas @rideinen einseftelt.
Die @erlammlung 9laubt, bteie
Q%uftldruns Der Seffentlidtsit unters
breiten au mifen.
Hermanner Volksblatt. [volume] (Hermann, Mo.) 1875-1928, 1916-06-09

SGneIIe WanbIung.
Der 9ottpr Meier 1T Elm rei3enoer
Menfh: Gr bat cine 70 bohe, freie
Stirn".
n2etber lit sr ihpn psrIo6t".
.So9 So. i9 mOdte teineu nit
elmer 10 etlisen 8labe4.
Simmer ser treut. sit
baben ben Sdnupfen arg idlimm,
9err profeFor2"
sd iase Sbaen, taum, bob i'd aus
ben 0oienID6srn suden tonn!"
J m ariege. Sin Hriess.
beri4teritatter frast sinen Soloattn,
mie niele Wnnn oenr In ieinsm
Quarter. einem ileinen poInifd.n
8auernbaufe, Idsen. 4ustunft: plab
baben BARN ettpa 10. plat gefsnr
ben 30.
Hermanner Volksblatt. [volume] (Hermann, Mo.) 1875-1928, 1916-06-09
Die deatfnlSadirHea zsItaMseu.
Wandbe bon ibusn iHfolse bes arisss In
idmteriser Gage.

Cine unldnsit pod Berlin sinbe.
ruftne. bon mebr nfs 800 Mitslisbern
aus aleu Seilen Oeuti9lanbs beIu9s
ts auberoroentlide Sauptbsriamm.
lung oss 9ereins Deutider 3eitunss.
rerIe9er bsi4dftiste ii4 einsehenb nit
Der iiberuus srniten 2oss Der beuts
faen 3eitungen. SIN @~orbsrsruno
Der @rDrtsrunssn itano bic Papier.
frase. So Durben folsenoe gnti6liss
bunsen sefaBt:
lin bic bereits eineetretenen
S4pieristsiten Bel Der 8eIdaffuns
BON 3eitunssbrudpapier nidt au eis
ner 9apisrnpt ausarten gu IoNen, bs>
auftragt bic beutise auberoroentlide
Sauptperiammluns bes @sreins 0euts
ider 3eitunssperleser ben 8pritanb,
unpersiisli6 nit Der @ei9srssieruns
in @erbinouus gu treten, I'M bieie
gu peranlaFen, i'm @inpernebmen nit
Dem 8oritanbe oes 8ereins SeutfGer
3eitunssperleser unb nod befen
8orfdlGsen auf benz @erorbnunss'
pege cine Spedentipredenbe @in'
f4rdntuns bes 8srbrauds bon 3eis
tilnssbrudpapier pGbrenb Der ariesss
bauer herbeisufibren.
Die bsutise auBeroroentli4e
9auptDeriammlung bes @ereins
0sutf9sr 3eitunssberlser beauftrast
ben 8oritano, ben GERM Rei4stanss
Ter su bitten, gemeiniame @erbanbs
lunsen spii9en ben beutiden 3eis
tuuesorudpapier sSubritanten unb Den
bsutiden 3eitunssberleserr, uuter
2eituns ser suitdnbisen Resisrunss'
itene gu peranIafen. um fiir bic 3ua
tunft 8ertaufspreiie fir 3eitunsss
brudpapier fetauieben. Die elm lnses
tories Sorterideinen Der beutfdsn
3ettrnsen ermDsliden. 9leidseitis
beauftrast bic auberorbentlt4s
9auptperlammlun9 ben @oritanb. Die
Hermanner Volksblatt. [volume] (Hermann, Mo.) 1875-1928, 1916-06-09

ariegssemGB B, Gin sans tleis
ner Serr erbdlt i'm Sbsater einen
glab binter elmer Dame BON seipals
tigem a0rpsrmaB, bic ibm ale aus'
ii6t %perIperrt. nWiinfden Sic Elm
Spernslas2" fraste Der S6eateroies
ner. ,Rein", erpioert Der tleine
Serr, .aber baben Sic pieaeiat Elm
p%eriitop2"
Hermanner Volksblatt. [volume] (Hermann, Mo.) 1875-1928, 1916-06-09
Elm Maaerhipttin.
eaifbernns Der gorsdnse bet Der Der.
fentnns Der Sort eaiS".

Vhiuh8 Def rSprt Satb".
alrs benz Sft.rr.i6H6en arieass
preffeqnortisr ipirb aur 8erIentunq
bes italienii6en 9ampfers BORT
SaibA ieBt 6pIgenbes semsIbet: Sin
6itsrrei9H9zunsarii9es llnterieeboot
F6tete am 10. DECEMBER in Der Hd6e
Der &iifte Bel Serna einen apeif6Ips
tisen Sompfer unb forbsrte Jpn auf,
gu baltsn. Rad anfGnsli6sm SIudts
perfad itoppte Der Sampfsr unb
9ibte bic tpeiBe Siasse. Sisrauf nds
berte ftd bas llnterieebppt benz
9ampfsr, Der absr plOblid trob Der
peiBen 5lagse nit san3er araft ae.
gen bas unterieeboot iteuerts, oIfens
bar, I'm es gu rammen. auf bielen
perfiben @eriu9 bin fsuerte bas uns
terfeebpDt auf ben Dampfer unb
fellte balb einsn @plltreffer feit.
Run ftoppte Der Dampfer abermals
unb besann 8oote aussufeben. Dos
unterfeeboot. bas auf bieie grses
bunssSeiden fofort bas 5euer ab,
bra4, naberte iid benz 9ampfer unb
fellte feit, baB bic ausseIsbten 8oote
ubne Riidf6t auf bic i'm @a1Ier be-
finbli9en Wsnfden sesen bic &iifs
%suitrebten.
9ierauf naberte ii9 bas rnterIee.
boot ienem 8oote, in benz Der Ras
pitdn bes 9ampfers fi9 befanb. Ser
Observation-Disclosures ertlGrte,
auf ben &apitdn Idieben la5ien su
tpollen, fofern bieier ni9t unberaiiss
lid bic bilflos treibenben Menf6eu
ieines S4iffes aufnebme. - Dem
Oampfer iel6it ipurbs bas @orban,
benfein speier perfonen f~eitsefelIt
barunter elmer pertpunbeten, INN bi,
f4 bic &ameraben ebenfalls MIDI
sefiimmert batten. Dos llnterIee,
boot lieB iie burd elm sisenes 300.
abbolen. Der @eripunbete purbI
aaerff DerbunOen, fobam purber
beioe benz S4iffsboot iiberseben uni
erft bann purbe Der 9ampfer burd
Hermanner Volksblatt. [volume] (Hermann, Mo.) 1875-1928, 1916-06-09
U MAN WANTED

To qualify for civil service or business
position; salary $40 to $500 per year;
experience unnecessary. / will pay half
YOUR tuition and help defray your ex-
ipenses while learning in exchange for
a few hours assistance at your home.
This offer is limited, must be accepeed
Immediately. c. W. Ransom, FIRES,
Ransomerian Business School, 1884
Grand Ave-, Kansas City, Mo. Write
him at once for full particulars.
Hermanner Volksblatt. [volume] (Hermann, Mo.) 1875-1928, 1916-06-09

bi. guide 70 ediGdtlie pi. mir. bab
sc gar tein 0ifferena. mobilize.
Mir lin bann fort I'M Die QiaSie
fat tein @ort seiast. Sd ben sefiiolt
ipie Der G5el Dem es gu trpbl Sefpor'
DC ipar tpomit id perbleitpe Shns
S6rn listper
pbiItpp Sauerampf.r.
Hermanner Volksblatt. [volume] (Hermann, Mo.) 1875-1928, 1916-06-09
Bir iin6 ermGd)tiat

SettrD Is. &ider
als &anoioat fir Dos grnt 6es Goun.
tn +. 3idters, fir ben n0rbliden 9i.
ltrtft bon @asconaoe Goilntp ana,,.
setgen; itnterporfen Der gnti9eibune
Der RepubIifaniiden Stimmeeber BEL
Der Brint1r- @obI, ON T.. Sug. 1916.
Hermanner Volksblatt. [volume] (Hermann, Mo.) 1875-1928, 1916-06-09
8ir iino ermddtigt
QliauSt 80. 0tekef

OsSSNS
ole &anoioat fir 6as smt bes
Sberiffs bon @asconaoe gountp ON.
si5eigen, unterporfen Der @ntidei.
bitng Der @epublifanii6en Stimmqe.
ber BET Der 8rimar. Babl. am 1. M1,.
elrft, 1915.
Hermanner Volksblatt. [volume] (Hermann, Mo.) 1875-1928, 1916-06-09
8ir iin6 ermdftiat

grnIt 5. Soener
oils 8onoibat fiir oas @mt oes Conn.
tp . @i9ters, fir ben noroliden Di.
itrift bon @asconaoe gonntp, ars,,.
aeigen; %unterporfen Ser gntideio,ng
Der @epliblifaniiden Stimmgcber bci
Der Brimar 8abl, am 1. ang. 1915.
Hermanner Volksblatt. [volume] (Hermann, Mo.) 1875-1928, 1916-06-09
SIR Staats-g niualt.
Sir Iino ern,1htiat
SO q NUiS

W.. S. GIlt5
ais &nnbi6at fir @ieoerertudblnng
(2ter Germin) gum 4ulte 6es Staats.
antpalt bon @asconaoe Gountp ON.
suaeigerL unterfuorfen Der @ntidei.
out,g Der republifaniihen Stimmge.
Der bel Der Brimar ; @abl, am 1.
Augiit, 1916.
Hermanner Volksblatt. [volume] (Hermann, Mo.) 1875-1928, 1916-06-09

Die grcBe Stuns
be is tomme, lpo
uns Der SoteI pro-
preietsr Sn ole
Rubms bon Niiier
I'm Mifus Wilion
senomme bat. Sang
unnsr unS ben i'd z:
penis unifis geta9lt
IN i4 ben gu mid
aeioot. id1 hGtt liez
Hermanner Volksblatt. [volume] (Hermann, Mo.) 1875-1928, 1916-06-09
Sir iin6 eru1Gdtiat
Bictor u. Silber

Bicfor u. Silber
OILS &anoioat fir 6as @mt oes aifei.
TORS bon @osconabe gountp anauaei.
gen. unterDorfen Ser gntIdeibuna
Der &epublifanifden Stimmgeber in
Der Brim1r-8 abl ain /. Mug. 1916.
Hermanner Volksblatt. [volume] (Hermann, Mo.) 1875-1928, 1916-06-09
8ir limo crmadtist
Gre6 &. Sod

als 4anoioat fir bas 9mt bes Conn.
tp . &idters, fir ben noroIi1en 9i.
ltrift bon 8asconabe gountp. a,la,i.
seigen; intcrmorfell Der Gnti6eibune
Der Reconsideration Stimmeeber Bel
Der Brimar.@ abl, am 1, gua. 1916.
Hermanner Volksblatt. [volume] (Hermann, Mo.) 1875-1928, 1916-06-09
aanSibatea an3sisea.
SIR GiieiTor
Fir finh %mtthoriiierf

S. Us. Sei6bre0er,
ala Ganbibat fir Dos Pint bes aiiei.
Tors bon @asconaoe gnuntp o~tlauoei.
gen, unterporfen Der @ntideioung
Der Mepublifaniiden Stimmgeber IN
Ger Yrimar.@ abl, am 1. @ug. 1915.
Hermanner Volksblatt. [volume] (Hermann, Mo.) 1875-1928, 1916-06-09
SRr Superintendent.

8ir iinb crmGdtiat
@uguIt Weper
obs Gonbibat fir oas Amt oes Sic.
p~rdlentant bon @osconabe goiintp
oit5uaeigefl, unterfporfen Der gnt.
6eibllng Der repllblifaniiden Stimrn.
geber Bel Der Brimdr.B abl, am l..
aueuIt, 1916.
Hermanner Volksblatt. [volume] (Hermann, Mo.) 1875-1928, 1916-06-09
Sir iin6 ern1ddtiat
Mugnlt 81. S0eI

y y. OUeI
oils 8anbi6at fir bas Mmt beg Miiei.
iors bon @asconaoe gountp anamaei.
gen, unterporfen Der @ntideioung
Der Reconsideration Stimmlgeber in
Der Brimdr-@ abI. am 1. @ug. 1916.
Hermanner Volksblatt. [volume] (Hermann, Mo.) 1875-1928, 1916-06-09
+. j. koener,
sdmieb Il. @agenmader
Sermann. Wp.

ptI IIUIIETs UFV'
1d werbe beS,rebt Iein nur bic bette ar'
beiien uub Woaren an IisIern. Sd hobe
LANCE Grfabruna i'm pserbebeidiagen io'
,uohI mie i'm SdImiebe' unb Wdsenbanb'
lperf.
Tormipagen. 9uaaies, Manur'S preab.
erS urb Tarm UlaId,insn an Sanb 6ber
auf geTtcDuns au eiinIisen Sebinsun9en
unb Az onnehmbarsn N~rciIen aeIieiert.
Hermanner Volksblatt. [volume] (Hermann, Mo.) 1875-1928, 1916-06-09
8ir iino ermddtigt
&. 80. Seuilep

aas aanbi6at fir bos amt oes
gtoats.M nipaIt bon @aseonaoe Gotl-
10 uranaeiger, untertporfer Der Ont.
iheibnng Der repubIifmii&en Stinul.
aeber bel Der Briu1dr.8obL am l.
Mnguft, 1915.
Hermanner Volksblatt. [volume] (Hermann, Mo.) 1875-1928, 1916-06-09
8ir iinb nltboriiiert
hilbert ". 2aboub

gilbert u. 2aboube,
ais 3mnoi6at fir bas &mt bes Iiiei-
iors bon @asconabe County anauaei.
gen, uuterfporfen Der gnti9eibnne
Der Republifaniiden Stimmgeber in
Der BrimGr. @abL am 1. @ug. 1916.
Hermanner Volksblatt. [volume] (Hermann, Mo.) 1875-1928, 1916-06-09
Sur Gomutb.& idter N5rbl, Diff.
8ir iin6 eun1dtiat
&onitan3 u. Mief

ais &anoi6at fir bas Mmt oes goun.
tp . @idters, fir Den noroIi6en 9i.
ftrtft bon @ascona6e gountp, anau.
5eigen; m%nterporfen Der gnti9eibnna
Der &epublitaniiden 5timmgeber Bel
Der Brimar-8abl ant 1. Gug. 1916.
Hermanner Volksblatt. [volume] (Hermann, Mo.) 1875-1928, 1916-06-09
Sir Sheriff
@ir iino crnGhtiat

~SFI THIU tlIIIlltVIlHI
G6riit. 9ollmann
salS &an6ioat fir oas @mt beg
Sberiffs bon 8asconabe gountp on.
sitaeigen, r%nteriporfen Der gnt1dei.
Dung Der &cpiiblifaniideu Stimmae.
Der bel Der 8rimdr.@ abL an 1, Mu.
quit, 1916.
Hermanner Volksblatt. [volume] (Hermann, Mo.) 1875-1928, 1916-06-09
8ir iinb erm1dtigt
q. 6. Moubin

t s=.- ~ - NNbStftl
als aanoibat fir oas Gmt bes
Saeriffs bon @asconaoe gountp on.
;itoeigen, nnteriporfen Ser gntidei.
hung Der @cpublifaniiden Stimmae.
Der bel Der @rimdr.@ nbL onr 1. @,,.
quit, 1916.
Hermanner Volksblatt. [volume] (Hermann, Mo.) 1875-1928, 1916-06-09
Sir limo autboriiiert
Sobn Miner

S0Dn IS. UdIIer,
ais 9anbibat fir oas &mt bes aiiei.
iors bon @asconaoe County anauSei.
gen, u%ntertporfen Der @nti6eioung
Der &epublifmiiden Stimmgeber in
Der 8rimdr. @abl. am 1. glg. 1916.
Hermanner Volksblatt. [volume] (Hermann, Mo.) 1875-1928, 1916-06-09
Ottnsr sdreibebrief hes
VbiliYp sa,rrrampfsr.
1tc0.

mein liefuer GER @eOddtionar: :
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1916-03-10
Do Something
for your Cold.
Do not let it wear you out
and encourage sickness.
Take DR.. Kings New
Discovery. You will
get instant relief.

Most of us neglect coughs and colds.
We brush suggestions aside with the re-
mark "I'll be better soon," and often
times we do get better. However, when
that cough or cold gets hold, it usually
means annoyance, interference with our
work and often spell of sickness fol-
lows. Isn't it better Immediately to
check that cold and ease the cough DR..
Kings New Discovery does it Search
as you will, you will not find better
remedy.
DIR. Kings New Discovery is made Of
Pine Tar mixed with soothing balsams
and laxatives. It's antiseptic and kills
the germs, allays the cold-fever and
soothes the irritated, inhamed throat.
The very first dose gives you relief. You
cough with less strain. And jf you have
hacking or dry night cough, grateful
relief follows and you soon drop into q
restful and refreshing sleep. Get bot
tie to-day and let DIR. Kings New Dis
covery be your cold and cough doctor.
At all druggists.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1916-03-10
Beware OF OiiI..-1crGS for
Catarrh that Contain Mercury

as mercury viii surely destroy the sense
Of smell and completely derange the
whole system when entering it through
never be used except on prescriptions
from reputable physicians. az the damage
they will do is ten fold TO the good you
can possibly derive from them. Halls
Catarrh Cure. manufactured by T.. ].
Cheney q Co., Toledo, o., contains no
mercury and is taken internally acting
directly upon the blood and mucous sur
faces of the system. In buying Halls
Catarrh Cure be sure you get the genu-
inc. 1t is taken internally and made in
Toledo. Ohio. by f. j. Cheney & Co. Tes-
timonals free.
Sold by Druggists. Price Toe per bottle.
Take Halls Family Pills for constipation.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1916-03-10
LIGHT ON LIGHT.
What 1t Really Is and How Its Wavss
Affect Our Eyes.

What 1t Really Is and How It's Wavss
Affect Our Eyes.
How many of US could say what
light is?
Could we explain why the gloom OF
the streets seems increased tenfold
when we leave Il well lighted room?
And do we know why all OF us suffer
discomfort, If not actual pain. when
from darkness we enter brilliantly
lighted place?
The discomfort on entering lighted
room after darkness is because the
optic nerve, which receives light just
as the drum of the ear receives sounds,
is suddenly burdened with light rays
before the pupil Of the eye has had
time to contract to receive them. The
pupils dilate very much In the dark
in order to admit every ray possible,
and a dilated pupil cannot without
discomfort, suddenly receive an abun-
dance Of light rays.
When the pupils contract there is an
automatic adjustment to the quantity
OF light When we peer" we are
really only adjusting our pupils. Go
ing from brilliant light to darkness,
the pupils do not dilate instantly.
They remain contracted and cannot
for time collect what light there is.
So the darkness appears intensified.
Cats, owls and other animals see in
the dark because they have the power
Of charging their broad pupils and
collecting light which is invisible to us.
Light itself is a fluid of luminous
ether, which fills up the spaces In the
air particles. 1t has an undulating VI
bratory movement, which strikes on
the optic nerve, giving us the sensa-
ton of Eight" Weekly.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1916-03-10
Why YOU ARE NERVOUS

The nervous system is the alarm system
ot the human body.
In perfect health We hardly realize that
we have network of nerves, but when
health is ebbing, when strength is declin-
ing, the same nervous system gives the
alarm in headache, tiredness, dreamful
sleep, irritability and unless corrected,
leads straight to a breakdown.
To correct nervousness, Scott's Emul-
sion is exactly what you should take; its
rich nutriment gets into the blood and
rich blood feeds the tiny nerve-cells while
the whole system responds to its refresh
ing tonic force. 1t is free from alcohol.
Scott & Bovine. Bloomfield. M j.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1916-03-10
Awkward.

Rogers is good natured fellow. but
he seems to be dreadfully awkward at
things"
"Yes, whenever he tries 10 lend a
hand he puts his foot i'm it."-Boston
TranScrint
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1916-01-06
HE WANTED TO LIVE IN CITY
Trials of Farmer Who Moved to Town
and Was Sorry He Made
the Change.

In Farm and Fireside is the story OF
a farmer who sold his property to
live in the city, because his city
friends wore good clothes, had money
1ingling in their pockets, went to the
movies, belonged to clubs, and en-.
joyed a yearly vacation" He found,
however, that the city man pays dear.
ly for these Injuries.
I'VE came to know" he said, that
it was just as hard for the city mar
to get up at seven o'clock in the morn.
ing as it was for the country mar
to get up at five. Why so? Because
he must not relax; he is ever on duty
He may smile at this person and at
that person. He dares not notice any.
body's peculiarities, or oddities or un.
reasonableness. The result is he
must find his relaxation in the eve.
ming; therefore, the family rarely gets
to bed before ten or eleven O'Clock,
and seven in the morning finds him
just as sleepy and far less refreshed
than five found him on the farm.
I'VE found going to work for some.
body else every day in the year, ex-
cept Sunday and perhaps a two weeks
vacation, under somebody else as
manager, didn't exactly suit our coun-
try spirit of freedom. We came to
know that our friends saved scarcely
a cent; and, furthermore, one couldn't
exactly see how they were extrava-
giant. In the city it seems unbeliev-
ably hard to separate Injuries from
necessities"
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1916-01-06

simply ask for a 50-cent package Of
"Anuric" manufactured by DR.. Pierce.
or even write DR.. Pierce for a large
trial package (10c). If you suspect
kidney or bladder trouble, send him a
sample Of your water and describe
symptoms. DR.. Pierce's chemist win
examine II, then DR.. Pierce will report
70 you without fee or charge.
NOTE. "Anuric' ia thirty-seyen
times more active than Iithia in elimi.
mating uric acid. and is a harmless but
reliable chemical compound that may
be safely given to children, but should
be used only by grown-ups who actu-
ally wish to restore their kidneys to
perfect health, by conscientiously
using n box-or more in extreme
cases-as "Anuric" thanks to Dr..
Pierce's achievement) is by far the
most perfect kidney and bladder cor.
rector obtainable.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1916-01-06
A n u RIG
The Newest Discovery in Chemistry

This is a recent discovery of DR..
Pierce, who is head of the Invalids'
Hotel and Surgical Institute at Buffalo,
N. Y. Experiments at DR.. Pierce's
Hospital for several years proved that
there is no other eliminator Of uric
acid that can be compared to it. For
those easily recognized symptoms Of
infiammation--as backache, scalding
urine and frequent urination, as well
as sediment in the urine, or II uric
acid In the blood has caused rheuma,
tism, It is simply wonderful how sure
iy "Anuric' acts. The best of results are
always obtained in cases Of acute
rheumatism in the joints, in gravel
and govt, and invariably the pains and
stiffness which SO frequently and per
sistently accompany the disease rap
idly disappear.
Go to your nearest drug store and
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1916-01-06
FOUND FAIR CLIENTS HUBBY
Sleuth's Methods Took Time, but Once
on the Trail He Mas Certain
of Success.

After the third injection of iced tea
the great detective turned to his fair
visitor and said: You say your hus-
band used to be a baseball umpire and
al you know of his whereabouts or
other belongings is that he is en-
ployed as a waiter at one of the city
restaurants"
"Excisely," replied his visitor with a
slight foreign accent, according to the
Detroit Free Press.
81 will find him for you, but it may
take all day." said the great detective.
And going to the telephone he called
up the proprietor Of every restaurant
in the city and extracted from each a
promise not to allow any fiapjacks to
be made that day.
Now come with me-" said the great
detective, and they began a tour of the
city's 213 restaurants. Not until the
n hundred and fifteenth did the
great detective genius find it's reward.
"A plate of flapjacks with two
straws, please" he ordered for the
n hundred and fifteenth time.
The waiter threw back his head and
a strange mystic light shone in his
eyes as he intoned loudly: Batter is
out!"
Your umpire!" cried the great de-
t%ective, and, leaping to his feet, he
stripped the walters false mustache
from his face.
1t was his fair clients husband.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1916-01-06
BILIOUS, HEADACHY,
SICK "CASCARETS"
Gently cleanse your liver and
sluggish bowels while
you sleep.
Get a 10-cent box.


Sick headache, bi~liousness, dizzi-
ness, coated tongue. foul taste and foul
breath-always trace them to torpid
liver; delayed, fermenting food in the
bowels or sour, gassy stomach.
Poisonous matter clogged in the In
testines, instead Of being cast out
of the system is re-absorbed into the
blood. When this poison reaches the
delicate brain tissue it causes con-
gestion and that dull, throbbing, sick
ening headache.
Cascarets Immediately cleanse the
stomach, remove the sour, undigested
food and foul gases, take the excess
bile from the liver and carry out all
the constipated waste matter and
poisons in the bowels.
A Cascaret tonight will surely
straighten you out by morning. They
work while you sleep-a 10-cent box
from your druggist means your head
clear, stomach sweet and your liver
and bowels regular for months. ADV.