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Tombstone epitaph., 1916-11-05

beaten eggs, and two cupfuls of milk
 beating with an egg beater until the batte. is full of bubbles. Half an
 hour before the roast Is to be served,
 pour out little of the drippIngs into
 shallow pan containing hot-creased muffin rings and fill with the batter. Serve nicely Drowned as n border to
 the roast.
 Royal Bouilion.-Take two and a
 half pounds of lean beef. finely
 chopped. cover with two quarts of Wa bring to the simmering point and cook three hours. removing any scum that
 may arise. Now add one small onion, carrot, one bay leaf, two cloves, four peppercorns. and two stalks of
 minced celery: simmer until the veg etables are tender. Strain into an earthenware bowl and let it cool. When ready to serve remove any fat, clear by stirring in the white of an egg, boil up, strain and serve at once. Fish Pudding, Russisn.-Take one
 and a half to two pounds of fresh mackerel, one and half tablespoon fuls of butter, one cupful of cracker crumbs, three cupfuls of milk. six eggs. one grated onion, six pepper corns, and one tablespoonful of sour cream. Cut the fish lengthwise, wash 1t, take out the bones, removing the skin. Chop the meat fine. with half a tablespoonful of butter. put into a
 bowl the yoiks of the eggs, with the
 salt needed. onion. peppercorns, crack CT crumbs. a tablespoonful of butter and the sour cream. Beat well, add the fish, stir in the beaten whites and put into buttered baking dish: cover and cook slowly for two hours. Serve
 with caper sauce.
 caper Sauee.-Cook together ta- blespoonfnl each of butter and four,
 add pepper. a cupful of milk, salt and two tablespoonfuls of capers. Cook slowly and serve hot.
 Almond cakes may be prepared the same way, using six egg whites,
 pound of sugar and . pound of al- monds finely sliced.
 |M h.
Tombstone epitaph., 1916-11-05

COWn that l COun not work. I was thin, pale and weak.
 W weigh ed but 109 pounds and was in b ed most of tho time. l began talk ing Lydia E. Pink hams Vege table Compound and five m tn 8 later | weighed l33 pounds-
 I do all the house
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CONVERSATIONS

Japan's ambitious plan for making its railways broad gnuged will take until 1943 for completion. it is esti- mated. and will cost something like S100.0OOOOO.
 The capacity of a cIothesiine is doubled by a new device that straddIes the line and provides two pieces of wire to which clothes can be fastened.
Tombstone epitaph., 1916-11-05

Italian olive trees are being cut ,l.,wn for fuel.
 In A town ia the heart Of Russina ,.I, folds many houses are built of salt.
 An Indian tribe in Bolivia shuns tbs abi,es and lives as In the stone age, ,,,kins tools and weapons of stone. N.os assf voo0
Tombstone epitaph., 1916-11-05

out Wltn me meat if 1t seems to be too small a roast for the number served.
 Yorkshire Muf- hns.-Stir into two cupfuls of sifted flour q pinch of salt. three we'll
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A Trial Will Convince Anyons.

A Trial Will Convince Anyone.
 Thousands of people have testified that the mild and immediate effect of Swamp Root. the great kidney, liver and bladder remedy, is sool realized :.d th.e it stands the highest for its remarkable results in the most distressing cases.
 Symptoms of Kidney Trouble.
 Swamp Root is not recommended for everything but if ysu suffer from annoy ing bladder troubles, frequently passing water night and day, smarting or irrita- ton in passing. brick dust or sediment. ness, poor digestion. sleeplessness. nerv- ousnefs heart disturbance due to bed kidney trouble. skin eruptions from bed blood, neuralgia, rheumatism, lumbaeo. bloating, irritability, wornout feeling. lack of ambition, may be los of fesh or sallow complexion. kidney trouble h its worst form may be stealing upon you.
 swamp-Reet 10 Pleasant to Take.
 If you are already convinced tkas Swamp Root is what you need. you ezR purchase the regular ffty-cent and ore dollar sire bottles at all drug storea- ,pie sire bottle of Swamp-Roo by enelosin9 n, N. Y. This gives you the opportunity hcine. They will also send you . book of the thousands of grateful letters received Swamp-Root to be just the remedy needed . value and success of Swamp-Root are - send for . sample size bottle Address D.. r1ting be sure and mention this paper.
Tombstone epitaph., 1916-11-05

Dy UNIflg me SWttI Wd- fers held together at the ends with frosting to make boxlike dishes; fill with cream and serve.
 Fig Preserve.-Wash ripe figs in soda water and drop the figs into boiling hot Sirup, using
Tombstone epitaph., 1916-11-05


 be steamed and sprinkled over each slice with few chopped nuts.
 Savory Beans-A pint of kidney beans boiled until tender with a piece of salt pork or bacon, when done. will nave rich sauce. Aud more water If necessary; add fried onion and some chopped parsley to the beans. Season to taste and when serving add a tablespoonful each of oil and vim egar to further season them.
 Roquefort Cheese Dressing.-Mix together half teaspoonful of salt, a per. six tablespoonfuls of olive oil. and when well mixed add three table spoonfuls of vinegar or lemon juice. Beat all together until an emulsion is formed. Add to this an eighth of a pound of ROquefort cheese, crushed fine. and little chopped pimento or tabasco sauce.
 Boiled Fresh Tongue SardelIan Sauce-COok a fresh tongue Tn sim mering water for three hours until if is tender. Skim it and cut in quarter inch slices, arrange on platter and pour over 1t the following sauce: Melt two tablespoonfuls of butter and add two tablespoonfuls of flour; mix and cook. then add gradually two cupfuls of the liquor in which the tongue was boiled, six anchoyies, cut fine. let boil minute, season with salt and pepper and pour over the tongue.
 Elitzkuchen.-Cream cupful of butter, add cupful of powdered su- gar. add the grated rind of half a lemon. sift two teaspoOnfuls of bak- ing powder. a teaspoonful of salt and two cupfuls of flour together; add threc-quarters of cupful of milk, al- ternating with the flour, and the yolks of four eggs: beat well, fold in the whites and bake in n shallow pan ; brush the top with egg. sprinkle with sugar and cinnamon and finely chopped almonds. Bake 20 minutes.
Tombstone epitaph., 1916-11-05
HOW TO REMOVE DANDRUFF
Itching and Irritation of the Scalp
 With Cuticura. Trial Free.

On retiring lightly touch spots of dan irun. itching and burning with Cuticura Ointment. Next morning shampoo thoroughly with Cuticura Soap and hot water. These super-creamy emollients do much to keep the scalp clean and healthy and to promote hair growth.
 Free sample each by mail with Book. Address postcard, Cuticura, Dept. L, Boston. Sold everywhere-Adv.
Tombstone epitaph., 1916-11-05
Nothing But the Truth.

She was beginning to carry wessht for age. and he wasn't as young as he was a year previous.
 Do you believe in long engage mentsi" he asked cautiously.
 "Ah." she sighed .'I1l believe in any kind you pref"~ if youn give E,e chance"
Tombstone epitaph., 1916-11-05

quently pays 10 sit the ashes in order to recover a portion or this amount. The fuel bricks, on the other hand. due to their shape and the thor ough distribution of their parts, are con sumed with almost perfect combustion. The shape of the brick Is retained un- til it Is entirely con sumed. after which . fine. light, cisar!ike ash remains.
 Experiments made
Tombstone epitaph., 1916-11-05
The ContrsrX.

Baseball is unlike everything else in one respect"
 "What is that7'
 ''The more they get the fans go- ing the hotter it is."
Tombstone epitaph., 1916-11-05

nrSt, me lnuiSluuai 10 De served, age, state of health, occupation, sea son and climate, as well as the supplies to be ob. tained.
 The old standbys of bacon. toast. coffee, pre- ceded by some sort of
Tombstone epitaph., 1916-11-05
6l7 kIT ITdHtN| EH7 HE1 CABINET

The next best thing 10 understanding the whole of any subject. Is to be aware Of that part of 1t we do no; understand. .-Whately.
 A drop of ink may make a million think.
Tombstone epitaph., 1916-11-05

A college education Is not scheme 10 enable man 10 live without work. Its purpose is to help him to work to advantage. to make every stroke count.-Dayid Starr Jordan.
Tombstone epitaph., 1916-11-05

A very sublime and grand thing is truth. in its way though. like other sublime and grand things. such as thunderstorms. and that we're not al- ways over and above glad to see It. Dickens
Tombstone epitaph., 1916-11-05

Among men who have any sound and sterling qualities there Is nothing % contagious as pure openness Of heart
 Speak with tact. Without tt. better not 10 speak at all.
Tombstone epitaph., 1916-11-05
No Place for Jokes.

T see the word obey is to be left out of the marriage ritual"
 ''Yes. the church people evidently Bought the ritual was no place for a ioke."-HOuston Post.
Tombstone epitaph., 1916-11-05

Ten smiles for a nickel. Always buy Red Cross Bag Blue have beautiful, clear white clothes. Adv.
Tombstone epitaph., 1916-11-05

less justice for iii, money than :ac poor one.
Tombstone epitaph., 1916-11-05
A Iride Amhicuous.

Max-Don'f you like the sswdust circle?
 Dax-Are you talking about the CT GUS or ccconut pGef
Tombstone epitaph., 1916-11-05

HuuhlIiS Il u ' v.
 making m excel lent dessert. and no one need be the wiser as to Its being a makeshift in an emergency. If no raisins are steamed in the Lr..n.l n f.a,.. nsaN
Tombstone epitaph., 1916-11-05

Be happy. Use Red Gross Bag Blue; much better than liquid blue Delights
Tombstone epitaph., 1916-11-05
APPETiZiNG DISHES.

Very pretty and useful little recep- tacles for holding ices may be made
Tombstone epitaph., 1916-11-05
WIFE TOO ILL
 TO WORK
IN BED MOST OF TIME
Her Health Restored byLy6a E. Pinkham's Vegetable
 Compound.

Indianapolis, Indiana. -" "My health was so poor and my constitution so run
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PAlATABtE FOODS.

A nice. rich, steamed brown bread with raisins may be served with A rich
Tombstone epitaph., 1916-11-05

New York has 1000 Chinese laun fries
Tombstone epitaph., 1916-11-05
FOR THE HOME TABLE.

When serving roast of beef the yorkshire pudding or mullins will help
Tombstone epitaph., 1916-11-05
FOR BREAKFAST.

There are several things which en- ter into the right kind of breakfast ::
Tombstone epitaph., 1916-11-05
THOUSANDS HAVE KIDNEY
 TROUBLE AND DON'T KNOW IT

Weak and unhealthy kidneys cause 90 much sickness snd suffering snd when through neglect or other causes. kidney trouble Is permitted to continue. serious :e..l,. may be expected
 Your other orssns msy need attention but your kidneys should have attention first because their work is most important.
 If you feel that your kidneys gre the cause of your sickness or run down cons dition commence taking Dr.. Kiimer's Swsmp-Root. the great kidney liver snd the remedy you need snd your kidneys beSin to improve they will help all the other organs to health.
 Prevaleney Of Kidney Disease.
 Most people do not realize the alarm ing increase and remarkable prevalency of kidney disease. While kidney dis orders are among the most common dis eases that prevail. they are almost the last recognized by patients, syho sssoHy eo~tens sh~mseives sDiiA dodo,Isg fAs e1eets, while the origisal disease con- stantly undermines the system-
 SPECIAL NoTe-You may obtain . .a ten cents to Dr. Kiimer < O., Binehamt to prove the remarkable merit of this me valuable information, containing many of from men and women who say they found in kidney, liver and bladder troubles n well known that our readers are advised to kilmer & O., Binghamton, N. Y. When ,
Tombstone epitaph., 1916-11-05

India has 2i.5O5,OO acres of cotton.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1916-08-17

Turning to the senate Vice-President Mar
shall escapes criticism, but numerous Democratic
senators have taken care of their relatives. SEN
ator Overman of North Carolina, has son in a
$4,000 job and daughter in $1,440 job. A
brother-in.law of Senator Kern, of Indiana, has a
place in the senate document ROOM
Ten other senator's whose relatives have been
taken care Of in various ways, he says, are men,
toned by this authority. Turning to the house,
he says Illinois has three Democratic congress-
men who have taken care of their relatives.
Referring to Indiana, he says: Indiana Dem
ocrats in the house have taken good care of their
families. Gray employed his sister as his secre-
tary; Cullop has his stepson as his secretary
Cox, the most outspoken of all northern anticiyil
service Democrats, has brother who is door
keeper of the house. Morrson's son is his secre-
tary."
But the informant says the real nepotists of
the house are to be found among southern Demo
Gratis. He then names something like twenty
congressman from the south whose relatives
have been taken care of and says that that does
not exhaust the list.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1916-08-17
Copyright, 1916, by the Me
THE TREMBLING TREE

Once upon time two tiny plants
grew close together in the field. The
sun and rains warmed and watered
both, and they both began to shoot
up into tall, fine looking plants. Both
were green and strong and wanted to
be something in the world.
One night when the North Wind was
tired OF roaring among the icebergs, 1t
came sweeping down past the two tiny
trees. 1t was long journey, so he
lay down to rest for a while before
continuing his trip. The little trees
were talking. and the North Wind lis
tened to every word they said
Il would like to grow to be tree
which would be some good in the
world" said one. II would like to
have men use me for their work"
THAT is a poor ambition" said the
other tree, who was full of tiny leaves
tinted on the under side with silver.
81 would like to be beautiful and brave.
See now my silvery leaves. You are
a stumpy fellow that no one could
ever call pretty at all"
THAT is true" replied the first, but
some day may be tough and strong.
! viii! do the best I can in the world"
"Oh, pshaw,' laughed the other tree.
II am the prettiest tree in the land,
and | bow my head to no one. There
is nothing before which | will lower
myself and | mean to be queen of the
forest"
AZ think you are not wise" replied
the first speaker. 1--WE are both young
now, and let us act with Judgment. so
we may grow strong and be of use in
the world
stuff and nonsense" laughed the
tree with the silvery leaves Il am
beautiful--that is enough I am brave
too. To nothing will bow my head"
DO not be so sure of your strength"
pleaded the other. You may not be
able to carry out your boastings."
The North Wind heard the talk, and
his sides shook with laughter. How
funny It was for him to hear such
Dragging from a small plant which
was not yet firmly rooted, whose trunk
was yet tender and who had yet eX-
perienced nothing in life!
He had roamed in the Arctic in the
billiards. and swept around the oceans
In gale that crushed all before 1t.
He knew his power which blew the
ships like chips before his icy breath.
II think / will show that silly little
tree thing or two" he roared to HIM
self THAT first little tree is sensi-
bic one. and will grow into sturdy
oak But I must teach that other a
bit"
so he drew in his breath and began
10 blow AT first softly, then stronger
and stronger. It grew cold. the snow
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1916-08-17
Your Soup Is Music

A professor at the University of Chicago as
serts that he detect the taste of all kinds of
fruits, meats, soups, vegetables and dainties in
the music written by the worlds greatest COM
posers. Our ear for music is not so keenly at
tuned that we can follow his course of reason
ing but we suspect if the Chicago professor is
correct the dominant tone in every German COM
position would be frankfurters, in every piece of
Italian music it would be spaghetti in every
French composition it would be champagne, in
every British piece roast beef, and in every
American it would be mince pie.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1916-08-17
Eaton News Letter
BY r. c. Greene.


EATON, o.. Aug. 17.-Mrs. Mary
thompson and daughter, Miss Georg-
lama. of Newport, KY, and Miss Es-
Their Clark, of Madisonville. have been
spending several days with Mr.. and
Mrs. F. j. Straw and daughter, Miss
Dortha. The Afternoon Reading
Circle was entertained Friday by
Miss Ella Huston at her home on
North Maple street.
Returns From East
Miss Edna Parker has returned from
a several weeks visit in the East.
F. K. Christman was a visitor in
Cincinnati Monday -. Mrs. John Eel
ly and daughters, Misses Sylvia, Elsie
and Flora, Misses Minnie Stanza, Min
ME Schwarztrauber, Rossie Armstrong
and Mrs. J. w. HOLMAN spent several
days the past week in Cincinnati.
Attends Fair
Harry d. Silver attended the Car.
thage fair last week and looked after
the interests Of E. L. Huffman, of Cam
den. official programmer. Mr.. Huff
mans wife lately underwent an oper-
alton for appendicitis at Camden, aud
he was prevented attending. :. The
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newspaper syndicate, New YORK
began to fall. the air grew icy and the
little oak shivered.
Il will stay still and fold in my
leaves, to protect Them" 1t said, and
as 1t felt the blast roar past, it bent
and swayed so its branches would not
be harmed
But the other tree determined to be
too great to be harmed by the North
Wind. Let the old fellow blow" it
said. Il am not afraid, and will not
bend to his blast"
The North Wind heard this. "Oh,
ho!" he roared,'I will show you a
thing or two" With a sound as of a
thousand cataracts it burst by. The
oak bowed before it, But the other
held its head up high. Then the blast
grew more furious-the roots of the
proud tree began to give way. 1t was
beginning to fall. It's silvery leaves
shook with fear. Then at last, in ter
ror, it bent slowly, slowly. slowly to
the blowing of the North Wind.
"Ha, hal" laughed the North Wind
as he sailed away. My sensible little
oak will help you build the ships and
the houses of the world, but for the
coming ages this silvery tree shall be
called aspen, and it's leaves shall
tremble at every breeze.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1916-08-17
Pooling Yourself

You often run up against person who be-
lieves he is fooling the whole town in respect to
his real character. Such man believes the town
doesn't know that he is cheat, liar and tell-tale.
He believes that he is foolng the whole commu-
nifty, forgetting that every man, woman and child
knows he is a humbug and fraud.
man can't put up false front and delude
the crowd. A quack may deceive patients for a
little while, but the town soon drives him out Of
it's border. A short change artist gets away with
the game until victim lands on his nose. A
counterfeiter may pass his coin for months, but
some day secret service man puts him behind
the bars.
Nature cannot be fooled She did not create
a monkey to be lion, and the monkeys vain eff
forts to initiate lion end in disaster. So also in
life. You cannot fool nature. If at heart you
have mean temper, adopt short cuts, disregard
others rights, your evil and shame will stare out
of your face and be reflected in your carriage
You cannot deceive nature.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1916-08-17
Looking After the Family

One of the criticisms directed against the
Democratic administration is that senators and
representatives as we'll as higher officials have
taken good care of their relatives. They have
spared no effort in seeing to it that the family
received government jobs. One senator made
hasty survey of the topic and announced that
among others who protected the family was
Finly Gray, Sixth district congressman who en-
poyed his sister as his secretary.
His list begins with the cabinet. When Will
liam J. Bryan was secretary of state he had his
son appointed to a position in the department of
Justice and his son-in-law to a position in the
treasury department..
Secretary of the Treasury McAdoo, the Pres
idents son-in-law, on coming to Washington, put
two of his sons on the government pay roll at fat
salaries one in the department of justice and the
other in the department of commerce.
Secretary of Navy Daniels turned to the de-
partment of justice for place for his brother.
Daniel C. Roper, who resigned only two weeks
ago as first assistant postmaster-general at one
time had three members of his family on the
pay roll.
u. Grant Smith was private secretary to Will
liam c. Redfield when Redfied was congress-
man from New York. U. Grant Smith now is
private secretary to Secretary of Commerce Red
field which is regarded as reasonable But Smith
keeps his family well supplied with government
jobs. He has one son on the house rolls as page
and son-in-law as special agent of the depart
ment of commerce. Until recently his brother
in-law had position with the federal trade COM
mission - ...-.. ....-.-
Turning to Democrats in the congress, Speaker
Clark's son, still in his twenties, holds the $4,000
position of parliamentarian. Young Clark o.
tanned this position before he concluded his law
studies. He was elected by the Democratic ma
jority, but the cynical Republicans believe he
would not have been selected but for the fact his
father is Speaker and wished him chosen.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1916-08-17

selves as If they were setaling chick.
ems. He invented dyspepsia as the
badge of piety. He made the hypo-
critic and time server saint and the
honest man a blasphemer.
Divorces Two Lights
He divorced the light of home from
the light of the church He threw a
gloom over the children's festivals
and put out the candles at the feast Of
light. He cast such pail over re.
ligion that people have been saying
for years, you can't have any pleas
ure in life if you are a Christian"
1t was the puritan who shackled
mind and heart and soul and tried
to drive men and women like dumb
driven cattle. Oh, you can't build
stone dams against human nature
and expect goodness to blossom out
like roses in the sun of June.
But we are awakening from this mad
delirium. The home should be sa-
cred and beautiful, with its affairs of
love and duty, and the church should
be a home, too, filled with Joy and
sunshine, radiant with sympathy and
charity for all Gods creatures
And a church without little child
ren-what would it be? Nothing but
an ugly garden. There must be pan
sizes and daisies to make a beautiful
flower garden.
Nature is Beautiful
External nature is beautiful. but there
never bloomed flower half so sweet
as the face of childhood; there never
flowed brook clearer than the deep
eyes Of the little babe; there never was
sound of nature equal to the melody
Of the laughing voices of children.
And there must be good fellowship.
Can We expect to win a child's love
if, behind a fatherly countenance, we
hide an ugly whip? Can you ever ex-
pect to win men if beneath a smooth
exterior, you cover scheming heart?
Why, man might talk sympathy
and brotherhood till doomsday, and
if he never grasped the hearty hand
of fellowship, nor felt the electric
current Of good feeling, man to man.
his words would be idle. They would
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1916-08-17
MiIler's Antiseptic oil Known As
Snake Oil
Will Positively Relieve Pain
In Three Minutes

Try it right now for Rheumatism,
Neuralgia, Lumbago, Sore, stiff and
swollen joints, pains in. the head,
back and limbs, corns, bunions, etc.
After one application pain disappears
as if by magic
A never-failing remedy used inter
nally and externally for Coughs, Colds,
Group, Sore Throat, Diphtheria and
Tonsiiitis.
This oil is conceded to be the most
penetrating remedy known. Its
promp. and immediate effect in re-.
lieving pain is due to the fact that
/. penetrates to the affected parts at
once. AS an illustration, pour ten
drops on the thickest piece of sole
leather and it will penetrate this sub
stance through and through in three
minutes.
Accept no substitute. This great
oil is golden red color only. Every
bottle guaranteed: Csc and SOC a
bottle, or money refunded. For sale
by Thistlethwaite's Cut Rate Drug
Stores.-Adv.