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Dziennik Chicagoski. [volume] (Chicago [Ill.]) 1890-1971, 1916-03-02
Sytuacya W
Waszyngtonie.

Waszyngton, 2 marca. - Pre-
zydent Wilson ME zadowolni sic
zadnem polowicznem dzialanicn
kongreSt,, a tylko jedynie zupel-
ma aprobata kursu swej politykl
w sprawie kontrowersyi Z Mem
cami powodu ich nowych me-
tod w Rampant podwodnej. Taka
zaS aprobate stanowic moze zda-
MEM pana Wilsona tylko pote-
picnic przez kongres rezolucyi,
wzbraniajacy Amerykanom pc
drozowania na uzbrojonych O.
Gretach belligerentow. Prezydent
oSwiadcza stanowczo, re pod tym
wzgledem ME przyjmie zadnych
kompromisow ME zadowolni sic
wyrazeniem votum zaufania dla
kursu swej polityki, gdyz ono
ME poruszajac wprost kwestyl
kampanii nurow, mog1oby IT,
sprawiedliwic opinie W Berlinie
re w tel wiaSnie kwestyi Rad
niema poparcia kongresu i calego
narodu. Jak dlugo tez pod tym
wzgledem kongres stanowczo sie
ME wypowie, pan Wilson ME be-
die sic wdawac W zadne dyspu-
ty w tel sprawie Z Nielncami.
Dziennik Chicagoski. [volume] (Chicago [Ill.]) 1890-1971, 1916-03-02

ME mogly - miejsca wko}o ME
byio. %. Zdawalo sic, ze Niemcy
szturmem dotra do Verdun - ze
je vienna tax, jak gwardya BRAN
denburska wzieia Douaumont. ..
Ale Francuzi cofali sic tylko do
oznaczonego punktu - odbili
sic urzadzono kontratak na Dou-
aumont i til sic trzecie stadyum
walk zaczefo, trwajaca dotych-
czaS: widac w MEM, choc ME mo-
ina rec, IL ofensywa niemiecka
zostafa ziamana - re w kaz--
dym razie wstrzymano skutecz-
ME jej glowny impet, ktorego
Niemcy juz ME odzyskaja.....
widac, ze wyczerpali sic jednai
straszliwym krwi upustem: Fran
cuzi poniesli straty bardzo ciez-
kie w tel bitwie, lecz niemieckie
liczyc wypada co najmniej W sto
tysiecy wiecej! DIS sytuacya
pod Verdun tax sic przedstawla'
Francuzi - odbili nieprzyjacie-
la w okolicy Wzgorz Pieprznycn
- ma polnoc cd twierdzy - po-
suneli sic pod Douaumont, kto-
ry maja zupelnie otoczony, Cd
par1i Niemcow pod Haudroumont
i Vaux W calej okolicy Woevre.
Wszystkie pozycye przez Mem
cow zdobyte i trzymane sa obec-
ME pod nader silnym ogniem
francuskim - podobnie, jak
Niemcy strzelaja bez przerwy ma
pozycye frarcuskie: diva dni O.
statnie niemal wyiacznie byiy
dziaiowa walka zajete.
Dziennik Chicagoski. [volume] (Chicago [Ill.]) 1890-1971, 1916-03-02
Szczegcfy Walk.

Paryz. 2 marca. - Niemcy
wstrzymali zupelnie ataki linio--
we - wojsk pieszych ma Verdun
i pozycye okoliczne - natomiast
artylerya ze stron obu pracuJe
re zdwojona intensywnoScia -
sadzic wypada. IL Niemcy dzia>
iami toruja sobie droge do pono-
wnego ataku. Kanonada niemie-
cka skierowana jest giownie ma
Melancourt / Forges na zachod cd
Mozv. ma Vaux Danloup i w o.
kolicy Woevre - "a poludnioWy
wschod Cd Nerdun. Sytuacya pod
Douaumont Jest dla Niemcow ia
talna: fort ten .zaje}a gwardya
branderburska / dotad go try
ma. ale Francuzi w kontratakach
zajeli miasteczko | okrazyh fort,
tax - ze Niemcy SO lStotnie o.
blezeni i zamknieci; Francuzl
ich ME szturmuja - czekaJa, az
glod zmusi ich do oddania fortu
i siebie. Ostatnie wiesci linii bo-
jowej podaja, re pod Pont-a-
Mousson o 50 mil ma poludniowy-
wschod Cd Verdun Niemcy sly
kuja sic do ataku - wiec arty-
lerya francuska skierowala tam
ogieh, psujac zgruPowania ME-
przyjacielskie. Pozatem tylko Z
Flandryi jeszcze sa doniesienia,
IL tam dziaia r6wniez pracuja,
lecz walk wrecz mic bylo. Angiel-
skie pozycye zostaN wydiuzone
Dziennik Chicagoski. [volume] (Chicago [Ill.]) 1890-1971, 1916-03-02
Verdi" wiezie dwu
Amerykanow
NoWv York. 2 marca.

Nowy York, 2 marca. - Nczo
raj W nocy odp}ynaf portu tu-
tejszego wloski parowiec .,Nerdi'
uzbrojony w dwie armaty. Ma
pokladzie jego znajduje sic 1;j
pasazer6w, a miedzy mimi 2 ma
turalizowanych obywateli ame--
rykaiiskich. Jest to pierwszy O.
kret uzbrojony, ktory odplynql z
portu amerykahskiego cd chwili.,
gdy W moe weszly MOVE german
skie metody W Rampant podwo-
dnej.
W strefie niebezpieczellstwa
niemieckich nurow znajduje sic
obecnie inny uzbrojony wielki
parowiec wloski ,,America", wio-
zacy 1914 pasazerow, zdazajq-
cy do NoWego 4orku. Procz te-
60 l9 'innych okreuow handlo-
wych jest juz takze w tel stre-
fle, albo do niej sic zbliza.
I Londynu nadeszia tu wlado-
nose, re zarzad linii White Star
odrzucil wszystkie zgloszenia 0
zarezerwowanie miejsc dla pasa-
zerow w miesiacu biezacym ma
parowcach ,,Lapland', Baltic
Dziennik Chicagoski. [volume] (Chicago [Ill.]) 1890-1971, 1916-03-02
Z Bufgaryi.

Rzym, Q marca. - Prasowe sa
dcniesienia o spisku, wykrytyn7
W stolicy Bulgaryi: premier Gs-
nediew 10ciu ministrow czfol-
kow parlamentu zosta}o oskarzo>
nych spisek i zdrade, kt6ra ma
tenn polega, IL zabiegali oni o TO-
p7owadzenie do oddzielnego po
koju 'Buigaryi re Sprzymierzony-
mi.
Dziennik Chicagoski. [volume] (Chicago [Ill.]) 1890-1971, 1916-03-02
lily DZIEN BITWY
POD VERDUN,
TRANQUIL WSTRZY.
MALI NIEMC0W.
Sytuacya pod Verdun.

Londyn, 2 marca. - Jedenasty
Juz dzien dzisiejszy - jak trivia
ia Smiertelne boje o Verdun; Cd
trzech dni przynajmniej zauwa-
zyc sic dale bardzo znaczna ulga
W ataku ze strony niemieckiei -
cd dwu hub trzcch dni Niemcy
zaprzestali nieomal zupeinie pei
no liniowego ataku, tylko ar
ty1erya ich pracuje szalona
wprost intensywnoScia - bye
moze przyspasabiajac nowy a
tax ma dalsze pozycye. Takim
jest og0lny stan rzeczy pod Yer
dun - Francuzi rowniez ME eN-
pensuja bezpotrzcbnie zolnierza,
ME wytracaja go masaml - Jak
Niemcy zadawalajq sic ma fax
Gle wstrzymania pedu nieprzyJa-
ciclskiego, ktory zdawaf sic ME
podobnym do wstrzymanla; po--
nadto dzia}a francuskie oStrzeli--
wuja pozycye niemieckie ME 60
rzei ME slabiej niz to czynia
Niemcv - stad teZ w OkOliCy
twierdzy pada istny grad poci-
sk6w wszelkiego kalibru - a Hulk
armat prawdziwie piekielny ME
ustaie dniem nj noca. Pisma oma-
wiaja dotychczasowa bitwe YER
dunska W spos6b nastepujacy: Po
dzielic ia MONA ma try wyrazne
stadya - pierwszem byf pocz9t-
&owy ped szalony impetyczny
Niemcow ma pozycye> francuskie
miedzy Brabant a Ormes mad
Moza - tn Francuzi wstrzymv-
wall nieprzyjaciela jak | Jak diu-
go sic dato, cofajac sic Powoh -
pozycyi tych utrzymac sic ME
dalo - artylerya niemiecka byia
tam tax skupiona. IL co najmniej
tvsiac dziai wielkiego kalibru pra
zvlo Francuzow - przeto bez
wielkiego eNpensu ludzi mowy o
utrzvmaniu linii bye mic mOglo !;
drugie STADIUM - to ataE wscle-
XIV ma fort DouaumOnt - to sta
dyum zakonczono " sobote pier
wszvm wielkim liniOwym kontr-
atakiem francuskim, ktory wstrzy
mai caly natlok Niemcow, oto-
czy, fort Douaumont i wstrzy--
mule dotad nieprzyjaciela ma ca
lei Ginii verdunskiej: bu >waIka
wvszla Z transzei okopow, Po-
niewaz wzajemnie zniweczyi je
ogien dzialowy Z bliskiej bezpo-
Sredniej mety. Niemcy posuneli
sic w czterech dniach o cztery
mile. tracac potworn2 mase zof-
nierza. ktory ginai tax gesto, Il
ma pobojowisku W miejscach ME
kt6rych postepowac ME bylo mo-
zna, widac byio grupy caie tru-
pow W stojaccj pozycyi, DO pass
Dziennik Chicagoski. [volume] (Chicago [Ill.]) 1890-1971, 1916-03-02
Rumunia sprzedaje
Zboze.

Kopenhaga, 2 marca. - Praso'
wo donosza, IL Rumunii juz "a
czeto ogromny transport zboza
zakupionego tam przez Niemcy
.Austrye: pahstwa te wysla1y ma
granice Rumunii 1000 wagonow
kolejowych po owo zboze, kt6re'
go razem ma bye $4,000 wago-,
now.
Dziennik Chicagoski. [volume] (Chicago [Ill.]) 1890-1971, 1916-03-02
Reid Niemiecki.

Londyn, 2 marca. - Hydro--
plan niemiecki pojawil sic ia
wybrzezu angielskiem - polu--
dniowo wschodniem i rzucal po-
ciski: w jednej Z wiosek zabltc
zostalo 9-ciomiesieczne dziecie w
ruinach domu zburzonego bomba
niemiecka. Szk6d wojskowych
niema.
Dziennik Chicagoski. [volume] (Chicago [Ill.]) 1890-1971, 1916-03-02
Walk W Polsce.

Piotrogrod, 2 marca. - Mad
Dzwihskiem, Friedrichstadten
v okolicy lataly aeroplany ME =
mieckie, rzucajac posiski - be-
wielkiej szkody. Mad Jeziorehl
Swentohskiem artylerya rosyJska
zniszczyla okop niemiecki, kt''-
rego Niemcy uszli.
Dziennik Chicagoski. [volume] (Chicago [Ill.]) 1890-1971, 1916-03-02
ZWojny W}osko-Au-
stryackiei.

Rzym, 2 marca. - Wszystkie
So poszlaki, IL Austryacy przy-
gotowuja ofensywe przeciwko
Wlochom: wojska znaczne tram
sportuja ma front poludniowy, O.
becnie maja tam okolo mbiona
Dziennik Chicagoski. [volume] (Chicago [Ill.]) 1890-1971, 1916-03-02

(Dokohczenie ma str. 3-eD.
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culties that We have. owing to the
lack OF information regarding indus
tries and business conditions. He ap.
pealcd for greater knowledge and
greater cooperation between capital
and labor, among different industries
and among competitors In the same in
dustry.
IF We will only u the
President to continue to preach along
these same lines and then to devise
ways and means by which such CO.
operation and organization may be
brought about II would be OF great ad-
vantage TO the legitimate investor.
Before the Inauguration OF the Federal
reserve system and the Federal Trade
Commission such organization was al
most impossible. To-day. however.
with the machinery which has already
been put in operation great results are
possible along these lines.
Already the Federal reserve system
has opened up a central clearing house
and soon no checks at all will I've
cleared by private interests. All will
be under one great system. 1t will be
only a short time before the Federal
Reserve Board will demand that checks
be standardized as To size. quality OF
paper and style Of numbering. There
is no earthly reason why every bust
ness man should be free to use a differ
ent size and style OF check. Thu very
idea is medinval. I am sure that when
the clearing house system becomes
fully established the size and style of
checks will be standardized.
Have you ever thought what the
next step will be after our checks have
been standardized? The standardized
check offers the greatest opportunity
for obtaining real facts on business
conditions eve imagined. There will
then he for the benefit Of every busi-
ness mar a system OF check reporting
The sun., 1916-12-03

-four. pork. potatoes and coal as when
things sold for half tho price three
years ago.
what these people will do will be
to make this winters suit do for an
other year. this winters overcoat go
another season. and to practise many
other similar economies. This mean
that before long retail business in
certain lines Is going tn fall of on ac-
count of the reduced purchasing power
Of the great middle class of salaried
people.
There are few signs OF II yet. be-
cause these people have not yet walked
up to what is going on. Before many
months. however. they will wake up,
and this is something for investors to
look out for.
But the average man Will not be
the only one who feels the pinch Of
high prices. The railroads and other
large corporations will soon begin to
feel the pinch also. Gross earnings
may continue good. but before long
operating expenses will begin to climb
upward.
This means that the net earnings
may not make as good n showing
during 1917 as they did during 1915.
As these poorer net earnings begin to
appear stocks will begin to decline.
In fact. stocks will decline before
these poorer net earnings appear. as
the stock market discounts changes In
business conditions.
During the last two or three weeks
OF the campaign President Wilson
made some speeches on cooperation
and the need OF better organized bust
ness. Mr.. Wilson did not pretend TO
speak as n practical business man. but
he did speak as an economist.
"He showed the tremendous waste
now connected with the present COM
petitive system. lie showed the din
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'a!st marked down I'm wan

for a shirt waist marked down I'm wan
fifty at Tracy's.
"'Tis truth I'm tellin' ye. The
precious time an the wan nInety-eight
was gon foriver. Wud IL not rattle
yer Stats 10 hear ~ a good wife gone
asthray over n wan ninety-eiGht shirt
waist. the while her injured husband
was THROWN dice for booze?
AN that's not all. ] remember
Flora Casey-McRr,dc. that was-he-
fure Casey win To the bad. Divil n
gayer CURL would We sec-sinGin' about
the fiat wild n smile an n good word
for all. Thin Casey lost his iob--fcll
down an took the count-Eot up an
took TO drink, Who was il lifted the
load whin Casey thrun up his hands?
Flora-no less.
""Twould go to yer heart to sec her
now-brave little woman-facin' the
world wild a smile on her face. an
ne'er a sign iv what she's hearin'. save
I'm She sad brown eyes iy her, Nc'cr
n word ag'in the drunken scutt that
lives firm her work an knocks her
in n harroom hehint her back. |
come out ~ Clancy's quick, tho way
Id keep me hands off him.
Look Il over. sur. Whin the pinch
comes amt II mostly the man-rich
or ~poor-that falls down" Amt IT
his wife that shows the goods? Ain't
she the comforter in iyry stroke iv
life bar wan-the loss OF a little wan.
It's the mother In n woman does II.
I'm not snyin' but the women is
foolish, How else would the most iv
us get wives? How many wouli
have their wives know thin the way
they are" No, sor. | doau't say that.
There's a plenty men good an straight
SO far MS that goes. But show We me
a husband who dOau't know his wifc's
the hsi,hcr man an III show yc a
mum has made ~ mistake.
"Rn'. " "."r>", thry''. not like us
God De- praised"
The sun., 1916-12-03

market for our goods. The war -
preventing the immigration which
might cause unemployment In u
cities. The war Is serving as q pro-
tective tariff.
THE war is holstering up our mcr-
chant marine. The war Is giving us
great gold imports with easy money.
Tho war Is giving farmers fancy prices
for their crops. The war Is helping
everybody in this country excepting
one class. namely. the salaried men
and womcn So long Is the var coh-
man keeps happy. business should
continue good and, barring temporary
breaks. stocks should remain near
present levels.
Commodity prices act or the busi-
ness situation as a governor acts on n
steam engine. As commodity prices
Increase the buying power decreases
II -four continues to sell at ar advance
OF 100 per cent. other food products at
an advance of from 20 per cent. to 10
per cent. and coal at an advance of SO
per cent. the average salaried man
will wake VI some day and wonder
what he is going to do.
by appealing to his employer he
may get a raise Of 10 or 20 per cent.
but what does this amount to when
the things he must buy have increased
from so 10 100 per cent? Although
such an increase in salary II probably
all that the employer can afford. yet Il
Ia only a drop In the bucket for the
average reader OF your paper.
Before long the great mass Of mid
die class salar.ed people must either &c
into debt or cut down their purchases
Probably they will do both. They will
gradually run behind on their bills and
they will buy less. They cannot buy
much less from the grocer and the
butcher and the coal dealer. They
must continue to buy nearly as much
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his aunt. an the way ~ a man wild a
maid. Niver wanst does he sidestep
till he comes to woman.
Thin fwhat? Keep away firm a
bad woman. Amy fool knows that.
A good wife Is betther nor rubies.
But when yer wife gifts on the high
horse. she's like the droppin' water on
n rainy day. Whin Solomon's joolry
store got on Its ear he must ~ thought
he was in a shower bath.
"Fwhat does he advise? Go to the
corner OF the housetop. Beat II to the
attic. Faith. 1t takes no Solomon to
know that, For why doan't he tell the
way to stop her? lie knows no way
that's why. An al the latter end he
fell for the Queen OF Shelby hat was a
coon.
III three hundther wives tan God
knows how many lady friends) could
learn me no more nor that. I'd can the
bunch an take the veil. Belize Solo
mon was wise, but ye can see the
women was too nanny for him.
"Woman does n thousand things no
man can explain. For why does she
get Off the wrong way firm IA street
cyar? How does four women block a
sixteen foot sidewalk? For why will
she dance the hesitation in the dure
" n smokin' cyar the way twlnty min
can't get in? Doan't she know she
doan't smoke? IL the chief end ~
woman IL to escape from man, for why
Is the women's cyars empty whilst
the smokin' cyars is crowded?
AN why--Answer me this, sor-will
yer wife scold Yer head of for changin'
yer tlannels. an open a windy on Yer
back. the way Novlmhcr gales will sob
through yer moral convictions an rust
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MOTHER EXHIBIT IN THE TRADE PROSPERITY CASE
Fears Crash After the War if Present
Methods Of Conducting Great
Affairs Are Continued

row or next week Is n mere gambler
playing in the dark without the slight
est knowledge on which TO base his
operations. This always will be so,
and should be so. The person. how
ever, who wishes to invest his money
legitimately should he entitled to real
information as TO conditions in differ
ent lines OF business. Certainly the
business man who must buy and sell
commodities, and especially the manu-
f~acturer who is compelled to buy raw
material. is entitled TO this informa-
ton. When checks are standardized
I believe hat the Federal Reserve
Board will surely see that all business
men are treated alike and receive
such correct and up to date informa-
ton as il needed to eliminate the
present wasteful booms and panics."
Mr.. Babson was asked how the
classification OF checks would give in
formation which would help 10 pre-
vent a business depression. He re-
piled as follows:
There is no such thing as universal
ovcrproduction. There can he over
production in one industry and this
WI. "'''i''te's 'e''' W" "'' '"u"''I''
out 'he,c heeo no n"r", '""e from
o'erIrouu,tpoh Pro,.ucu II y properly
uiS,riou'en Among an '"uuS'ri'S'
lhe ren' uahSer oeSe.t,nS our
country to-uas Is ho' s,h'p'' VIZ 'o,'
petition rom ""lo"u' "oou' Mn.,m wv
n'sh plo'oc''on'sus NV oevn .",n
within our own borders. So long ~
our Dig prouu'lioh Is even.y oa.ahe
ana i'iF's uis'r."u'e' P,oHr'i'sS VIZ
commune me ua"tsI nn'.u =
The sun., 1916-12-03
). PERRY WINcKELMAN.
on'y tho morn" sad
Mr.. Finnegan, me wife

NeIilo was Sayln' j was
Just like a man. For why Is a
always sayin' the like O. that? Did
ye ever know a woman marry a
woman? Faith. I niver did. An thin
If they live to so they'll alwaus be
tellin' we ye're like a man. wild an air
Nv palned surprise. Fwhat like would
they be afther expectin'? An mind
We. tits my opinion a mans not SO
much like a man as a woman's like a
woman.
The Good Lord made woman out
iv a Stat firm Adam. Did We liver hear
that Adam kicked on the thrade? /
n!ver did. But firm Adam on no man
liver understood woman, barrin' a
young bachelor. A lad w 81 can
handle the sex betther nor the Sultan
Nv Turkey.
Thin some little Bright Eyes takes
how'd " him an he starts to wisen up.
Re the time the second baby has the
first tooth the fathers 1T for company.
. iui' ~ Nv y I'uu eHouku 10 Keep
down his collar. There's others, but
we're not talkin' ~ them.
"Whin ye hear a Wlsenheimer
braggin' no woma can fool him. go
ye away an lave him alone Wild his
Maker. Az he's 20 he'll learn better.
Az he's 30 he's past hope. You should
worry. 'Tis much the same wild the
women. The husband " an ould maid
has the fine time entirely. 'Twould
make n mans mouth wathcr to hear
mn uuld maid tell how she'd treat a
man av shD had wan.
Wild the childer us differ. She gets
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Interests Him Greatly and He Is Comforted by Observing
Solomon With All His Opportunities Knew No More

yer collar button? II we kick. she says
ye should live Wild the submerged tenth,
twelve in "A room an six in n bed.
Was she born in a sawm!l? Ye can
frisk me.
"Fwhat the most ~ us-Solomon an
all-doan't get. is that a good woman's
near all mother. There, sor, Is where
We miss II. II a roman y childer.
she'll mother them. If she s n hus-
band, she',l mother him. And wanting
either, sheNl mother a lap dog or a
canary bird, II no better may be.
TITS instlnck-the mother instinck
to guide an protheCt. That's the rea-
son a m will keep pickin' at n
man till he's wore out. Shed nivcr
train n family, barrin' she could out
stay the bunch. An, believe you me,
her job would drive YOU an me to
crime IN a week.
Sure the sex has their failin' an
tbs aisy to knock thin. When he's
three drinks in him, you should hear
Red Casey on oma He thinks
mighty little ~ them. I seen him at
Clancy's last night. Faith, IL rcadin'
makes n fun man, Casey had spint the
day AT n law lihory, We could see he'd
been admitted To half the bars IN town
At Clancy's he wa throwin' dice for
the drinks, an he done up the sex good
an proper. Twas this way. The nigh,
before Flora had neglected her jootics
as a wife, the way Casey's dinner was
late. She'd been shoppin', Yes. sor
Whilst Casey wis slaNin' for his fam
itI nN',r "a hlIEhht 9hnn fiELnr ar Ian.
The sun., 1916-12-03

equalling the present system of crop
reports which serve impartially every
farmer.
I'VE all know how the establishment
OF the crop reporting system was
fought by the vested interests OF that
day. They naturally fought II he
cause they already had the information
and desired to keep il exclusively for
themselves. doubt. however, IL u
bankers II big business men will
fight the plans OF President Wilson
n his associates TO give correct in
formation to all business men.
To-day II any big business man
wants to know the conditions IN any
line of business he can easily obtain
the information: but a little man
can't do II. II a big manufacturer
wishes to know what are the real
transactions taking place in any line
OF business he can easily secure this
information through banks which
handle the business. hut the banks
will not tell the little fellow. II you.
my friend, wish to know on what
munitlon stock the public Is longest
to-day and Of what stock the banks
are carrying tho most, YOU cannot
ascertain these things. The bankers.
however. and other men on the inside
need simply telephone their loan
clerks and the Information is given to
them directly.
zone Of the greatest causes Of busi-
ness panics to-day IS the fact that
the average business man Is IN the
position OF one who plays n game
Of cards in which his opponent sees
both hands. while he himself sees
only his own. II this applies 10 gen.
eral business It certainly applies very
much more TO stock market opera
tons.
1.-THE man who buys stocks to-day
with the idea Of selling them to-mor-
The sun., 1916-12-03

so much OF her sisters kids that her
W has a helluva time. IT'S the
mercy Nv the Lord that an ould maid
wild husband an ch!lder IS not an ould
maid at all. On'y for that all the men
would be rooned wild kindness an all
the childer wild frlghtfulness.
"Anny wise man comes to know that
he'll niver understand woman. An
he's glad of It.. God made her so
various the way man would never tire
Of her. Shr keeps him guess!n' worser
nor the stock market.
Take the mltther w dress. Whin
a mans drcsred he's dressed-an'
that's all. lie thinks no more Nv II.
But whin a " mans dressed right
she's n peace N, world IA niver give
nor liver take ~ap'ay--not while she's
In the clothes. Al II her wings was
out " style she'd ne unaisy in heaven
so she would.
BE the same token tits for that Tai
fytea silk an Langerry de Luxy will
excite n bunch Of women more nor a
battle in Rumany. Tho same makes
the Exchange department II n wom-
ans store bigger nor the salesroom,
a shoppin' woman's like n statesman.
Whin she can't change her mind, she's
n back number. Did We ever see. n
woman cared naught for dress? did
wanst. l don't want to see her again,
She made me tired.
"Iv coorse, they're as queer about
dress as aught else. Yc take n woman
would faint II yc seen her in n dressin'
gown. The way she'll dress for the
thcaytrc would make II daclnt man yell
for IA fan. Yc think that's not tho
right way to dress, but she knows II Is