davidaulloa/AmericanStories huggingface dataset:
Gilpin observer., 1916-08-17

Don't be misled. Ask for Red Cross
Bag Blue. Makes beautiful white clothes.
At all good grocers. Adv.
Gilpin observer., 1916-08-17

Lane and BrandeIs Named Medlators.
Washington.-Secretary Lane Of the
Interior Department and Associate
Justice Brandeis OF the Supreme
Court have been selected as two Of
tho three American members of the
Joint commission which will under.
take settlement of the Mexican Dor
der difficulties. The Mexican mem.
bers have been designated and Eliseo
Arredondo. Gen. Carranza's ambassa-
dordesignate, has been authorized to
arrange with Acting Secretary Polk
details as to the time and place o(
mAetinG.
Gilpin observer., 1916-08-17
HEAVY TAX ON ,.IhHeRIrAncsa
Senate Votes Levy Of Ten Per Cent
'iyt on Estates Above $5,ooo,0oo.

Observation-Disclosures taxes Of
1870 on, estates I'M excess of $4,000. 900.
90 HohA $4,000, 900. I sse on al.OOo, 900.
10 on 100000 and go ong 1.Ooo..
900 were agreed upon by tho Demo-
Gratis Of the Senate finance committee
considering the ereysnue bill, -.
The proposed takes on other inheri.
tances would be 4 % on estates not in
excess Of s50,Ooo. go on $4,000 to
$1S0.000, $50 on $150.0O0 to $3.50. 900.
40 on $25o,0O to $46o.oOo and SO on
$460.000 to 100000.
It was estimated that the proposed
changes will make the annual reve-
nue. derived from the tax $4,000. 900.
an increase Of 100000 over what
the bill as 1t passed the house was
designed to bring in.
Gilpin observer., 1916-08-17
REPUBLICAN, ASSEMBLY
Owes NICHOLSON AS AND CARL
SON 31s VOTES.
Convention Passes Resolution Favor.
Ing Continued enforcement Of
State Prohibition Law.
Western Newspaper Union New. Service.


Denver.--In the Colorado Republi-
can state assembly Governor Carlson
was given 319 votes for candidate for
governor, while Samuel D. Nicholson
received 445, after State Treasurer
Stocker had withdrawn.
Both sides declared for prohibition
and their unalterable opposition to
the initiated measure permitting the
manufacture and direct sale of beer.
The Republican choices for the va
rious state offices for the primary
race and vote for each follow:
Republican Designations.
Governor Samuel d. Nicholson.
445; George A. Carlson. 319.
Lieutenant Governor Moses e.
Lewis, unanimous.
Secretary of State-John E. Ramer.
unanimous.
Treasurer - Harry Mulnix, unani-
nous.
Auditor-Olie Thorson, Glenwood
Springs, 344; H. H. Harbaugh.
Greeley, 225; Arthur M. Strong, Ala
mosa, 1873.
Attorney General-Samuel G. Nc
Mullen, III; William c. Robinson,
Colorado Springs, 1862; Grant Halder.
man, Boulder. 1875; Arthur R. Morri.
son, Denver. los; Martin Herbert
Kennedy, Denver, II; Rees D. Rees
Denver, II.
Justice of Supreme Court (two to
be nominated)-W. H. Gabbert, Den.
YER. 670; George w. Allen, Denver
349h. and Charles Cavander, Lead
Vile, 500M.
Superintendent of Public Instruc
ton Mrs. Helen Marsh Wilson
446h, and Mrs. Grace Ellen Shoe
Smith, 1854.
Regents State University-William
r. King, Saguache, 565; Mrs. Joel F.
Vaile. Denver, 507, and w. P. Harlow
Boulder. 424.
Presidential Electors-Lawrence c
Phipps. Charles Boettcher, Denver
DR.. William F. Slocum, Ell Paso coun
ty; Bruce ]. Eaton, Weld county; G
w. Crews. Pueblo county, and Davit
R. c. Brown, Pitkin county, unani
nous.
For Congress.
Second District-C. B. Timberlake
Fourth District-H. ]. Baird Of Del
Ia and Merle d. Vincent of Paonia.
Gilpin observer., 1916-08-17
The Platform.

Resolutions setting forth the
pledges of the Republican party Of
Colorado follow:
The Watertown weekly leader. [volume] (Watertown, Jefferson County, Wis.) 1912-1917, 1916-03-21
SHORTAGE OF SEED
CORN VERY SERIOUS
Governor Sets Aside a Week to
Test Ears
ASKS FOR IMMEDIATE ACTION
Executive in Proclamation Urges Bust
ness Men TO Cooperate With the
Farmers in an Effort to Save
Badger Strains.

Madison.-So serious has become
the shortage of the seed corn supply
and SO uncertain it's terminating quail
ity that Governor Philip decided, af-
ter conference with Commissioner c..
P. Norgord of the department of ag-
riculture to issue the following proc
lamation:
Whereas, the department of agri-
culture has called my attention to the
serious shortage Of good seed corn IN
Wisconsin, due to the unfavorable ri
pening season last fall; l, therefore,
deem it necessary to acQuaint the pub
lie with the following facts:
Many terminating tests have
shown that little of the seed corn has
sufficient vitality to make it safe for
planting without securing a germinat-
ing test for each ear. However, much
Of the seed saved, though low in ger
mination, contains many ears of high
vitality. These can be found and
saved by a simple test of each ear.
Many of Wisconsins improved,
O"i dIIu dCCllIDdLcu SIEdluS Oh
seed corn that otherwise might be de-
strOyed and lost to the state, can in
this way be saved and profitably used
Greatly decreased stands and yields,
with much waste of time, money and
effort will surely follow if the seed on
hand is planted without proper testing
The situation is so serious and the
need for immediate action so impera-
tive that | deem it advisable to pub
licly call attention to these conditions.
To this end, hereby proclaim the
week from March y to April / as seed
corn week. | urge that during this
period every farmer thoroughly test
each ear of his seed corn and elimi-
nate all ears not showing high germi-
nation. | also urge that business men
OF all classes encourage farmers III
this work and they render assistance
in obtaining acclimated seed of high
vitality"
1t is pointed out by Commissioner
Norgord that one ear of seed corn pro-
duces on the average 800 kernels The
failure of one seed corn means a fail
ure of 500 kernels, loss of 800 ears
in the crop, eight bushels or $500.
The Watertown weekly leader. [volume] (Watertown, Jefferson County, Wis.) 1912-1917, 1916-03-21
Crop Prospects Better.

The summary of the March crop
report for Wisconsin and for the
United States, as compiled by the
department of agriculture and trans
| mitted through the weather bureau,
| shows that on March / this state
had on it's farms 100000 bushels OF
| wheat, a large increase over last year;
4,900,000 of corn, big, decrease; As,
100000 of oats, almost double last
years and 6,52O,OOO of barley. third
more than on March l. 1915.
Following is the report:
Wheat on Farms:
State-Estimated stocks on farms
March l this year, 1.170.000 bushels.
compared with $4,000 a year ago and
$4,000 two years ago Price on
March / to producers, $1.10 per bushel.
compared with $1.32 a year ago and
SO cents two years ago.
United States Estimated stocks on
farms March | this year, 242,000,0 600
bushels. compared with l52,9O3,0OO
year ago and Isl, 1856 two years ago.
Price on March | to producers $l.03
ago an1 SO cents two years ago.
Corn on Farms:
State-Estimated stocks on farms
March / this year. 100000 bushels,
compared with 1S,8630 600 a year ago
and 24.725. 900 two years ago Price
March l TO producers, II cents per
bushel, compared with Il cents year
ago and SO cents two years ago.
United States-Estimated stocks Oh
farms March l this year, 1,140.000,000
bushels. compared WITH 910,S94,000 a
year ago and S66 1852 600 two years ago
Price March l to producers. 6S.2 cents
per bushels. compared with ISL cents
ago
Merchantable Corn:
State-The percentage of the 1915
crop which was Of merchantable quail
ity is estimated at 13 per cent com
pared with SO per cent of the 1914
crop and Is per cent of the 1913 crop.
United States-The percentage of
the 1915 crop which was of merchant
able quality is estimated at 713 per
cent, compared with 84.5 per cent Of
the 1914 crop and SOL per cent of the
1913 crop
Oats on Farms:
State--The estimated stocks on
farms March l this year, $4,000 600
bushels. compared with 22356. 900 a
year ago and 37,367 coo two years ago.
Price March l to producers. As cents
per bushels. compared with SO cents a
year ago and So cents two years ago
United States-Estimated stocks on
farms March l this year 597,0O0O0
bushels. compared with 379 .S69 900 a
year ago and 419, 4S1, 600 two years ago.
Price March l to producers APT
cents per bushel compared with 52l
cents year ago and $50 cents two
years ago.
Barley on Farms:
State-The estimated stocks on
farms March l this year 6.52O.0O0
bushels, compared with 4.423, 900
year ago and 1881, 600 two years ago
Price March l to producers, 68 cents
per bushels. compared with 10 cents
year ago and SO cents two years ago
United States-Estimated stocks on
farms March l this year. 60,5OO. 600
bushels.
The Watertown weekly leader. [volume] (Watertown, Jefferson County, Wis.) 1912-1917, 1916-03-21
File Expense Accounts.

File Expense Accounts.
G. H. Steiger. La Toilette candi-
date for delegate to the Repub-
Secretary of state Donald that he has
spent $214.71 for political purposes as
such candidate Clerical assistance,
postage, advertising and railroad fare
constituted the principal items of the
account.
Henry ]. Bowel of Merrill, La Fol,
lette candidate for delegate for Eiev-
enth district, certifies to the expendi-
ture of $50, of which $25 was paid to
c. H. Crownhart, chairman of the COM
paign committee.
Other La Toilette candidates to file
were NJ. B. Olbrich, SIC; James A.
Stone, $6.06; Henry Krumrey, SAT-;
John j. Blaine, 81; Fred T. Teall, So;
C. c. Githings, s1.16.
Phipp candidates for delegate to the
national Republican convention certi-
fed to expenditures as follows: c. K.
Ellingson, $143.30; Emil Buensch,
1852; NJ. w. Perry, $3.50; Alexander
Wiley, S61.64; Walter Alexander, $3.50.
Judge Michael Kirwan of the Fourth
circuit, has already spent $265.64 and
his committee $25924.
John Whitehead OF GAINESVILLE, Re-
publican candidate for United States
senator, reports that he has spent
1851
David G. Classon of Oconto, Repub-
Iican candidate for member Of con
gress, Ninth district, spent $500.
The Watertown weekly leader. [volume] (Watertown, Jefferson County, Wis.) 1912-1917, 1916-03-21
Court Defines Church Riohts.

The supreme court handed down a
decision denying court examination of
Archbishop Sebastian G. Messmer.
Milwaukee, in the case brought
against the Catholic prelate and
number of Catholic bishops by the
kuryer Publishing company, Milwau-
kee is justifiable. The case arose over
the issuance and circulation of pas
toral letter by Archbishop Messmer
and Bishops Schwebach, Els, Fox and
Schinner, forbidding Polish Catholics
to read or tolerate in their homes the
paper published by the company. The
Kuryer company entered suit for dam
ages, and the court holds that the
churchmen acted within their rights
as the letter simply forbade the read
ing of the paper, a matter of church
discipline. and did not mention com
mercial contracts or business rela-
tons
The Watertown weekly leader. [volume] (Watertown, Jefferson County, Wis.) 1912-1917, 1916-03-21
What The Doctor Knows
KIDNEYS MUST BE RIGHT TO
INSURE HEALTH

Few people realize to what extent their
health depends upon the condition of the
kidneys.
The physician in nearly all cases of Sc
rious illness, makes a chemical analysis
of the patients urine. He knows that IN
less the kidneys are doing their work
properly, the other organs cannot readily
be brought back to health and strength.
When the kidneys are neglected or
abused in any way, serious results are sure
to follow. Therefore, it is particularly
necessary to pay more attention to the
health of these important organs.
An ideal herbal compound that has had
remarkable success as kidney remedy is
DIR. Kilner's Swamp-Root.
The mild and healing influence of this
preparation, in most cases, is soon real
lied according to sworn statements and
verified testimony of those who have used
the remedy.
When your kidneys require attention,
get Swamp Root at once from any phar-
macy It is sold by every druggist in bot
ties of two sizes-50c and Sl00.
However, if you wish first to test this
great preparation, send ten cents to DR..
Kilmer & Co., Binghamton, n. Y, for
sample bottle When writing be sure and
mention this paper.-Adv.
The Watertown weekly leader. [volume] (Watertown, Jefferson County, Wis.) 1912-1917, 1916-03-21
Clean the Blood

Spring is the time of the year when
we should put our house in order.
We're run down after a hard winter
after grip, colds, catarrh. It's time
to take Dr.. Pierce's Golden Medical
Discovery, purely vegetable and free
from alcohol or narcotics. 1t will
search out impure and poisonous mat
ter and drive it from the system. Buy
Discovery now in tablets or liquid.
1t will dissolve the poisonous accu
mutations and replace the bad blood
it drives out, with rich, pure blood full
of vital force.
1t will clear the skin; eczema, PIN
pies, rash, blotches will dry up and
disappear; boils, carbuncles and other
evidences Of tainted blood will pass
away, never to appear again.
The Watertown weekly leader. [volume] (Watertown, Jefferson County, Wis.) 1912-1917, 1916-03-21
a NEW DISCOVERY

"Anuric" is recent discovery Of
Doctor Pierce, who is head Of the In
valids' Hotel, Buffalo, N. Y. Expert
ments at DR.. Pierces Hospital for sew
eral years proved that "Anuric" is a
wonderful eliminator Of uric acid. For
those easily recognized symptoms Of
indammation-as backache, scalding
urine ard frequent urination, as well
as sediment in the urine, or if uric
acid in the blood has caused rheuma-
tism, it is simply wonderful how surely
"Anuric' acts; and in gravel and govt,
invariably the pains and stiffness rap
idly disappear.
Go to your nearest drug store and
simply ask for a 50-cent package of
"Anuric," or send DR.. Pierce 10c for
trial pkg.
The Watertown weekly leader. [volume] (Watertown, Jefferson County, Wis.) 1912-1917, 1916-03-21

dragging sensation across my loins,
difficulty in collecting my thoughts
and was troubled with short
ness of breath. Dodds Kidney Pills
have cured me of these complaints.
You are at liberty to publish this let
ter for the benefit of any sufferer who
doubts the merit of Dodds Kidney
Pills"
Dodds Kidney Pills, SOC per box at
your dealer or Dodds Medicine Co.,
Buffalo, n. Y. Dodds Dyspepsia Tab
lets for Indigestion have been proved.
SOC. per box.-Adv.
The Watertown weekly leader. [volume] (Watertown, Jefferson County, Wis.) 1912-1917, 1916-03-21
Decrease in Fire Losses.

continued decrease in the number
and amount of fire losses in Wisconsin
is shown for this year in the returns
made to the fire marshal department
in the Office of Commissioner of In
sUrance NJ j. Cleary. During the
month of February the number of fires
reported was 200, with total losses
of S303,210. This is a considerable
decrease over January, 1916, when the
total number of fires reported was 256
and the total losses S451,065. de-
crease over the figures Of February,
1915, is also shown.
The Watertown weekly leader. [volume] (Watertown, Jefferson County, Wis.) 1912-1917, 1916-03-21
T r Eek L z s
Now Is the Time to Get Rid of These
UyIy SDnta.

There's no longer the slightest need of
feeling ashamed of your freckIes, the
prescription othine-doubIe strengths
guaranteed to remove these homey spots.
Simply get ounce of othine-double
strength-from your druggist, and apply a
little of 1t night and morning and you
should soon see that even the worst freckles
have begun to disappear, while the lighter
ones have vanished entirely. IT is seldom
that more than one ounce is needed to com
pletely clear the skin and gain beautiful
clear complexion.
BE sure to ask for the double strength
othine. this is sold under guar9 ntee OF
money back IL it fails to remove freckies.-
adv.
The Watertown weekly leader. [volume] (Watertown, Jefferson County, Wis.) 1912-1917, 1916-03-21

refreshing. | felt
heavy and sleepy
after meals, was
always nervous
and tired, had q
bitter taste in my
mouth, was dizzy,
h a d fl o a t i n g
specks before my
eyes, was always
thirsty. had a
The Watertown weekly leader. [volume] (Watertown, Jefferson County, Wis.) 1912-1917, 1916-03-21
important to Mothers
His Idea.

I'm writing a personal article about
Villa. Do you know if he has any
fads?"
oh. yes. He's making d collection
of honeymoons."
The Watertown weekly leader. [volume] (Watertown, Jefferson County, Wis.) 1912-1917, 1916-03-21
New Interpretations.

New interpretations.
Booth-Campbell Retail Lumber CON
pany, Marshfield; capital, $4,000; in.
corporators, G. D. Booth, A Campbell
]. L, Booth.
Wallace-Penney company, Stanley
capital, $4,000; incorporators. ]. F
Wallace, T. ]. Penney, F. S. Grub.
Mineral Point Mining company. Min.
eral Point; capital, $4,000; incorpora-
tors. ]. NJ. Mulhair, E W. Brown, ]. w
Charles
Crown Brush company, Milwaukee:
capital, $4,000; incorporators, Hans
de Troy, Frank Meller, B. H. Osborn.
Wisconsin Smelling company. Ra.
cine; capital, $4,000; incorporators,
Frank Weisman, Rachel Weisman. Ed.
ward Dawson.
Widder. Schueffer company, Sheboy.
gan; capital, $1,000; incorporators. J.
K Wilder and four others.
Amendments were filed as follows.
The Northern Grocery Stores com.
pany, Milwaukee; capital, $500: incor.
porators, F. Kuemmel, Carrie Kueu.
mel and E. F. kuemmel
The Badger Auto Body COMPANY
Milwaukee: capital, $4,000; incorpo.
rators. H. j. Frost. T. F. Hayden and
AID B. Beebe.
The Watertown weekly leader. [volume] (Watertown, Jefferson County, Wis.) 1912-1917, 1916-03-21
A GRATEFUL ACKNOWLEDGEMENT.

Mr.. F. C. Case of Welcome Lake,
Pa, writes: Il suffered with Back
ache and Kidney Trouble. My head
ached, my sleep was broken and I'M
The Watertown weekly leader. [volume] (Watertown, Jefferson County, Wis.) 1912-1917, 1916-03-21
Not GRAY H.irs but Tired Ewes

make us look older than we are. Keep
your Eyes young and you will look young.
After the Movies Murine Your Eyes. Don't
tell your age. Murine Eye Remedy Co..
Chicago, Sends Eye Book on request.
The Watertown weekly leader. [volume] (Watertown, Jefferson County, Wis.) 1912-1917, 1916-03-21
tnSjnuation,

He always make it rule to new
or speak unless | know what I'm talk
ing about.
She-Arent you afraid Of losing
your voice from want of practice?
The Watertown weekly leader. [volume] (Watertown, Jefferson County, Wis.) 1912-1917, 1916-03-21

More men are willing 10 say moth
ing than to amputate wood with
saw.
The Watertown weekly leader. [volume] (Watertown, Jefferson County, Wis.) 1912-1917, 1916-03-21
OLD COUNTRY NEWS
BRIEF SUMMARY OF HAPPENINGS
FROM LAND OF THE
KAISER,
NOTES FROM GERMAN EMPIRE
Items About People and Affairs From
Across the Sea That win Prove of
Great Interest TO Many of Our Read.
ers.

Changes in the naval wireless CEN
sorship regulation were announced by
Secretary Daniels. Former regula-
lions prohibited Sayville and Tucker
ton censors from passing fer publica-
ton in the United States the German
official statements il they made refer
ence to movements or locations of
war or other vessels of belligerents.
This prevented Germany's statements
of the result of naval operations being
received direct from Germany. al
though it was received by cable via
London after having passed through
the British censorship. Ambassador
Won Bernstorff, at the direction of his
government, made a formal inquiry
after American censOrs had sup
pressed the German wireless account
of the sinking Of the British cruiser
Arabia. Secretary Daniels new regu-
lations provide: The restriction as
to movements of war or other vessels
of belligerents shall not apply to mes
sages received from belligerent shore
radio stations" 1t applies only to
Germany, as Great Britain is using the
cable.
The Watertown weekly leader. [volume] (Watertown, Jefferson County, Wis.) 1912-1917, 1916-03-21

The only excuse some people have
for marrying is that the woman wants
a home and the man wants a servant.
The Watertown weekly leader. [volume] (Watertown, Jefferson County, Wis.) 1912-1917, 1916-03-21

Japan has found valuable deposits
Of coal on an island in Nagasaki har-
Dor and close to it's Sasebo naval sta
ton
The Watertown weekly leader. [volume] (Watertown, Jefferson County, Wis.) 1912-1917, 1916-03-21
Not Attractive.

HoweIl-What do you think of that
girl?
Powell-She is one of the reasons
why men don't leave home.-Judge.
The Watertown weekly leader. [volume] (Watertown, Jefferson County, Wis.) 1912-1917, 1916-03-21
File for Judicial Post.

Nomination papers of Judge c. A.
Fowler CT Fond du Lac, Judge e. B.
BeldeD Of Racine, Judge F. c. Esch-
weller of Milwaukee, Judge w. j.
Turner Of Milwaukee and w. D. Cor
rigan of Milwaukee, as nonpartisan
candidates for associate justice of the
Wisconsin supreme court, to succeed
Justice w. H. Timlin, who is not a
candidate for reelection, are on file
in the Office of the secretary of state.
The papers of Judge Belden contained
about 1000 names and those of the
other candidates from 1000 the
minimum number required by law, to
nearly 1000.
The Watertown weekly leader. [volume] (Watertown, Jefferson County, Wis.) 1912-1917, 1916-03-21
Proof Positive.

Proof Positive.
man?
BOcker-He must be: he hasn't
been suggested for the cabinet.
The Watertown weekly leader. [volume] (Watertown, Jefferson County, Wis.) 1912-1917, 1916-03-21

It's perfectly safe to loan money to
man who promptly returns a Dor
rOWed silk umbrella.
The Watertown weekly leader. [volume] (Watertown, Jefferson County, Wis.) 1912-1917, 1916-03-21

Coles CarboIlsalve Quickly Relieves
and heals burning, itching and torturing
skin diseases. It instantly stops the pain
of burns. Heals without scars. 25c and
50c by druggists. For free sample write
to The j. w. Cole Co, Rockford, IlI-Adv.
The Watertown weekly leader. [volume] (Watertown, Jefferson County, Wis.) 1912-1917, 1916-03-21
STATE HAPPENINGS.

Madison.-Governor Philips ap-
pointed S. E. Smalley, Cuba City,
a member of the board of state mining
school at Platteville The governor ap-
pointed DR.. c. c. Warne. Dodgeviile,
an agent of the State Humane society.
The Watertown weekly leader. [volume] (Watertown, Jefferson County, Wis.) 1912-1917, 1916-03-21

Ashland.-An unidentified man was
ground to death beneath the wheels
of a 500 line train in the city
limits Of Mellen. the body being so
badly mutilated that Identification was
imnOSSible.
The Watertown weekly leader. [volume] (Watertown, Jefferson County, Wis.) 1912-1917, 1916-03-21

Madison.-A modern building is to
replace five email stores on West
Main street after May /. This
will mark the passing of the John Dam
cigar store, which has been famous
among students and politicians for a
quarter of a century. The new build
ing will be erected by the Boyd com
pany.
Eau Claire.-Richard LanevilIe.
Unity, pleaded guilty to bigamy
before Judge Wickham and was
sentenced to three years in the reform
atory, but sentence was suspended
The Watertown weekly leader. [volume] (Watertown, Jefferson County, Wis.) 1912-1917, 1916-03-21

France and Russia are now in direct
communication by wireless, two pow
erful stations having been recently
completed.
The Watertown weekly leader. [volume] (Watertown, Jefferson County, Wis.) 1912-1917, 1916-03-21

Time isn't always money to the man
who does credit business
The Watertown weekly leader. [volume] (Watertown, Jefferson County, Wis.) 1912-1917, 1916-03-21

The German government has in
formed the United States that the Ger
man forces in Poland will not coItis-
cate any articles of food or clothing
sent from this country for relief pur-
poses.
Artillery SO large and powerful that
it will be possible to lombard Eng
land from the continent is the certain
product of the near future, according
to Prof. Fritz Rausenberger, cOdirector
of the Krupp works and inventor of
the famous 42-centimeter guns, in an
interview with the correspondent Ct
the Tageblatt. Professor Rausenberg-
er declares that the day of fiat trajec-
tory pieces is past and that mortars
and vertical shooting artillery will be
in increasing demand. The cannon
Of the future, he believes, will be able
to penetrate the strongest fortified
shelters. The inventor says American
ammunition is infinitely better today
than at the beginning CT the war.
The Watertown weekly leader. [volume] (Watertown, Jefferson County, Wis.) 1912-1917, 1916-03-21

There is a better half in every wed
ding-but the best man doesn't get
her.