The McDowell times. [volume] (Keystone, W. Va.) 1904-1941, 1916-05-05

Typi6es Danger to the Progress Of Our State
Danger to the Republican ParB.-Threat-
ems the Friendly Relations Between
Capital and Labor

damned accident right after another
s-ems u take place all along the line II
| hal GENERAL Lillv's face and abdomen.
sii except the sppendix, or he had my
brains. Judge Robinson would have .
hell Of ; time getting 10 Chsrls.son.
The bet 10 General Lilly and myself
are bosb short in the matter Of war mu-
nitions A few more rounds of shpap-
mel. . few more tans OF noxious -. .
box or two Of sar,iines and stick OF dyna-
mite ID. oil Ne hays left. We went into
scsiso ~ isfore war Was dsrlsre,i
isits 80 psckss pectine at the pyrs-
ajds ~ fEgypa. We began opcrstions
.sainse the Hatfield administration.
Seanse 70 say the administration ssill
sesbds solid - ihe hills.
Governor HsfdAd said the working
people shsll have some protection. Their
~iyss and children shsi, Lave some -
'uStsy against want. The workmen's .
C mpsnsasisn .scs wss ths result. The
most rishteQus and humane Law ever en-
acted by the West virxinis legislature.
Tie Hstheld~ administration is not
theological seminary. It loohs alter the
welfare of the body. leaving the soul in
the care of Christ. am made % feel
that the West Virginia Bootlegyrrs As~o-
.'iation 10 doing ali it can for us, for
which it has our heartfelt thanks. To
the inmatr~ Of the penit-ntiary down at
doundsville who wished IN weil, we cnn
only say, thank you. one and all.
The Tact is, . certain class Of people
fiocked To our standsrds Who had darn
sight better stayed at home.
Then there is the art critic. the great
est ngisance of ell. am in receipt of
communication from one Of them fellows
over in Boone county. Tie says he hes
49, pu>es~1<oa s=pbqepSpgyeysss 80
rssssting . man astrid6 common jack
-, and he wants u know which 10 the
candidate Tor governor. No po~sibl+
good can come from such foolhsrdly
QUESTIONS ~ these. ! si.all visit the
c5uhty of Boone. the Lord willing, he
fors the primary and shall expect 10
discover that fellow hiding out on scc. unit
OF the Yost prohibition Law.
! am forced u confess that our follow
ing 70 not just ~ exactly what it ought
10 be. la the torch-Iight procession the
cther night, quite lew people pssssd
i,efore the reviewing stand that did N
no good.
vast convoy OF lean, lsnky, bewhis-
kersd indi fidusTs who looked ~ he per-
fstSihe Of tbiss, hovering around q can
slidits for governor. does the said csndi-
i-iats little good and actually rebounds to
his eternal detrimcnt. The following OF
General Lilly - we'll - my own, creates
no Ieeiing Of pride 10 our breast; I'm
sorry a say n, but the Truth IL mighty
and will prevail m spite of u-.
There u plank in the platform OF
0eheral Lilly - we'll ~ in my own, thss
seesns to lie nearer the heart Of the aver
- dsunkard md malefactor than any
thibRADe~ A man over IN Clay, who's
spniou 10 uttesly worthless, write. me
thst my platform reads better upside
L acNn tfoh tfCt1 ftknt " irit uO0
expect IN enter Clay county during my
canvas. ! once read in the Bible some.
thins sbcpta msnsoing down from yeru.
sstrm 70 Jericho. Tire lste~t, and W
sincerely hope the last portrait OF Gener-
81 Lilly has just been received at hn
bssdquarten. Ia Was printed in Rome
The american artist hal run sb q ~
y Snt 80 iiliing the Generals ordef-.
Tberv - sort ~ tzcIt understanding
bst~esn General Lilly and myself tllsl
ve are not 10 make dispzrzzing remark.
Of each other. We can't afford r. do 20
fbe thing y overdone already.
! News CONES from Chsrle~ton ststins
that Dr. Hosg hss been forced 10 add
nnofber story % his be.dqnsrter-. Ia 1.
nos the largest and lest equipped nux-
vonics and mandrake piIl emporium on
earth.
On account Of threats and fear Of bodi-
y harm have allowed q woman suffrsgv
plank u creep into my platform. have
si,out decided b nve the ladies the right
of suffrage. Ladies Won't ne the right
others must i~ prevent q st all hszzards,
ROSS CAvENDIsH.
Ansted, W. Va. April 2ith.