The Ronan pioneer. [volume] (Ronan, Mont.) 1910-1970, 1916-12-08

out the True NIrOuCn; mas Smllou
His Way Into Nice Berth; About
the Silver Service that Everyone
Contributed to.
What "boob' said: Nobody loves
fat man.?
All but the blind cackle at the fat.
it is true; but a man who has to
carry his stomach in a hammock
more often is popular than not
de facto, Or de stomacho, as one
might say.
Mr.. William Heating, state auditor
of this great and growing common
wealth of Montana, is fat. Everett
True, of the "funnies," has nothing
on William on retundity; and Incl
dentally from Mondak to Thompson
Falls, from Eureka to Monida, you
journey eight days week and find
no more popular fellow.
Speaking of Heating, there has
just come to light a most amusing
story, which not only illustrates his
statewide popularity but indicates
what an alarming percent of suckers
are born every minute, even among
men of affairs.
Two years ago while the legisla-
ture was in session, there was in at
tendance a certain carpet-bagger who
as mixer stood alone in class All.
He was stranger in the state, from
away down back east, and he had
no business in particular and if he
had he was too drunk to tell about
it; but he remained during the en-
tire session and he met and became
intimate with every last soul in the
capitol.
That Silver Set.
The assembly over, this enterpris-
ing individual "faded," and. until
recently, was heard or no more. Let
us call him Jones.
A prominent railway man from
the eastern end Of the state came
into Helena not long ago and met
Heating on the street. '"Lo, Bill"
said he, chow did the silver set go?"
"Whadd'ye mean, silver set?" de-
manded Bill, who, being from Mis-
soula, would be content with pewter.
"Why, didn't you get-what TELL"
exclaimed the railway man. "Why,
Jones got tenner off me?"
It developed that Jones" had
looked up this railway man in his
home city, soon after the legisla-
ture adjourned. and said that in
i recognition of Keating's kindness to
(! all who had visited the capitol, dur
ing the period the houses were in
| session, there was a little movement
! on foot to raise few hundred dol
! lars and present the auditor with a
/ swell silver set. The railway man
!! fell-and so, Heating learned, on N
! quiry, did some more of his friends.
How much the mixer "Jones" raised
in this fashion may never be known.
t! But Heating is still dining off clay.
| Strong for Missoula
/ A loyal citizen of Missoula, is the
{: auditor; not an offensive booster,
but one of those quiet, intensive citi-
| zens who lives ana dies convinced
: that while New York may be all
right in it's way and London may
get Off very we'll, for that sort of
+; thing, his own burg is the only real
ly truly.
| Now and then his friends have
I some fun with him about his home
! town.
| We all remember how deadly dull
7 it was in 1914. Missoula was no
| duller than the rest of the state, but
! during the Butte riots, when Heating
7 loftily remarked how orderly Mis-
]! sou]a always had been, Butte man
retorted that the reason they never
= had riot in Missoula was hat the
\ grass grew so high in the streets
! that you couldn't get a crowd to-
gether-and Bill had to go way back
and assume recumbent position. It
was about this time that some of the
ways here put one over that peeved
Heating, as Missoulian with an
IN" four feet high-peeved him so
that he still repeats the aspersion
d in high indignation. This wag
rushed up to Bill and asked if he
= had heard of the "hOrror" in Mis-
~ soula.
mo, what?" gasped the auditor,
!, d who is too fat to play tricks of that
n sort with He said his heart stopped
n beating, for he surmised right Off
e that "Bull' Higgins had stepped on
v the Missoula avenue bridge and
!, broken it down.
p lawful" explained the wag.
wiping his brow in memory of the
details. "A rumor got about the
financial district that guy had got
g off at the Milwaukee depot in Mis-
o soula with two dollars-and there
e was a panic and AZ killed."
0 "Now, why do they let 'eE roam
g at Target" Bill will complain, when
n he repeats the st1ry