The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1916-12-04
NOTES Of
THE CLASH
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| N|Aoo you ener in ZinZinatty?
HOW do they expect to raise an
Irish football team in that town?
THE Cel+s have gone home leaving
| their pelts behind them
A VICTORY like that covers
multitude of shins
! PALMER Of the University Of C.;n-
cinnati played like a house aare and
so did
GREEN of the University of West
| Hammond.
FINN picked the bird and put it on
ice
THE weather man evidently appre-
ciated Heine Morrows
COMPLIMENTARY tickets
AND now we move that pop
C1abby invite him to step up to the
mahogany
AND get outside of tall one.
BIG Ruffner was a tower of strength
in Tower of Babel.
1T was established before the kick
off whistle blew that
CINCY thought we were a lot Of ash
up here
ONLY one fish or the field
CALVIN despite his Charley horse"
got into the electrifying business
again.
THREE months OF football gone
HO! hum! business of yawning)
HOW the dickens are we going to
put in the time till next October.
THIS Ralph Young person is coupled
up like a pile driver
HE'S the little old human freight
car
IF he could only make money like
he can make holes
HE'D have John d. Rockefeller
looking like a Free Methodist dominic
: waiting for the
o NEIGfTBoRs to give him a pound
: pastry.
; WHEN we saw those emerald
blankets we thought the stun was al
q of girls, until
WE lamped F1appy Monnett's vest.
|, OR you Talbot-old sure FIRE,
+ THE Hot Stove League met i'm.
mediately after the fuss
AND had its first session Of the sea
son.
r
those Fort Wayne Friars
BUT you know the story aboue the
= dog and the rabbit.
+ THE Celts believe that Hammond Is
what Sherman said war was.
: KNABE. the visitors defensive end.
e is the tallest end in captivity
HE was built very much on the
order of bean pole and had to sit UP
ALL night on the way home because
they
COULDN'T get him inside of a Pull
I man berth
WITHOUT knocking out the end
gate.
( GOSH how it hurts not to be able
to give that man Ford the proper
credit
HE'S a diamond of the first water.
1T is very nice OF the Michigan
Central to run that freight car on the
siding
EVERY Sunday
TO give those poor rummies
chance TO save their bits for Santa
Claus
EVERY once in a while you run
across one like that
IF overcoats for elephants were five
cents apiece
HE couldn't buy a pair of tights for
a humming bird.
SCHUEsLER, the celt captain. was
a crab nine ways from the deuce
HES the best player with his mouth
that ever struck these parts.
GOOD old Johnny Firms right leg
ment
THE irish couldn't call thatsa nuke
B'JABERS.
WONT some pretty girl pin a rose
on Frank Blocker?
OR can't we run him for mayor or
something?
WE hereby name him the ideal foot
ball captain
A HERO in moleskins
OR words to that effect
KOHL played the best game OF his
life and look what he was stacked up
against.
EwERT shone like a harvest moon.
STINcTTFTELD's hne work saved
the day for Hammond many a time
voLKMAN and Plum were thorns
in the side OF the Celts' backneld.
PETE LYONS doesn't know how he's
going to weather all these dcsola.e
Sundays to come.
VICTORY over Pine Village next
= lay
n, boys Is It possible?
WE'RE just holding our breath
ON to Lafayette and
i LAY on Macdun!