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The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1916-06-26

13 POUNDS sugar for 81; three
cans tomatoes 25 cents; seven pack
ages Grandma Washing Powder 25
cents; seven cakes Export Soap 25
cents; six cans Carnation milk 25
cents; sliced meats of all kinds. The
Counts Grocery. 16-tf
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1916-06-26
Stomach Troubles and Constipation

81 will cheerfully say that Cham
berlain's Tablets are the most salts
factory remedy for stomach troubles
and constipation that I have sold in
thirty-four years drug store service, .
writes S. II. Murphy, druggist, Wells
burg, N. Y. Obtainable everywhere.
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1916-06-26
KNIGHTS OF pYTHIAE

Ocala Lodge No. 10. Conventions
held every Monday at 7:30 o. m. at
Castle Hall, over the James Carlisle
drugstore A cordial welcome to Wis
iting brothers. w. M. Gober, c. C.
Chas. K. Sage. x Of r. s. Ad
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1916-06-26

Mr.. C. w. Hunter, manager for the
gas company, left this afternoon for
West Palm Beach on short business
trip.
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1916-06-26

VIZ LANE, NJ. D., Physician and
Surgeon, specialist Eye, Ear, Nose and
Throat. Law Library Building, Ocala,
Florida. tic
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1916-06-26

Mrs. Andrew Turner of Juliette, ac-
cempanied DIR. and Mrs. j. Walter
Hood to Orlando last week on their
visit to the good roads convention.
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1916-06-26
uaRIoN-DUNN MasosIc LODGE

Marion-Dunn Lodge No. 10, f. q
A. NJ, meets on the first and third
Thursday evenings OF each month al
300 o'clock, until further notice.
T.. C. Webb, w. NJ.
Jake Brown, Secretary. Ad
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1916-06-26

that insects have in a home where
FENOLE is used.
FENOLE stands alone as the in
sectide that 4Hits them where
they live," and puts them out of
business without regard to class,
color or size.
FEN0LE is to be used anywhere
and everywhere in the home; the
insect hidden away in the darkest
corner or the deepest fold of car
pet, bedding; or clothing, has no
more chance for his life than his
fellow bug who risks it in the
open."
FENOLE is SOLD IN OCALA By
Marion Hardware Co.
Ollie Mordis
Court Pharmacy.
Tyding's Drug Co.
Smith Grocery Co.
Autobiography Drug Store.
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1916-06-26
CHAP1aR NO. Is. n. 4. N.

Regular coavocations of the ocala
Chapter No. 13, R. A. NJ. On the
fourth Friday IN every mouth al
D. m. A. E. Burnett, FL. P.
Jake Brown. Sec'y.
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1916-06-26

FOR SALE-On place 2k miles
north of Ocala, 10 acres of corn, Il
acre sweet potatoes, acres pinders,
Is head of hogs, horse, wagon and
other farm implements. Must be sold
at once. Lease expires January 1.
Address Mrs. VIM. Cotner, Ocala,
Fla 6 % 6t*
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1916-06-26

A negro named Oliver who has been
a, the colored hospital since Novem-
Der is likely to live, but he will be use
less. His back is broken.
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1916-06-26
AND
ELECTRICAL CONTRACTING

When you have plumbing or cleo
tricai contracting let US furnish you
estimates. No job too large and none
to small. Fl. w. Tucker. tt
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1916-06-26

Mr.. G. G. Alfred, the Electra naval
stores operator, came in today and
went to Jacksonville.
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1916-06-26

VEGETABLES, MILK AND EGGS
from our own farm daily. Open night
and day. Merchants Cafe. If
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1916-06-26

U. S. MAIL LATE AGAIN, but
the July Ladies' Home Journal is at
The Book Shop although day late. st
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1916-06-26
OCALA FRATERNAL ORDERS
ORDER OF EASTERN STAR

Oeala Chapter, No. 20, o. E. s.,
meets at Yonge's hall the second and
fourth Thursday evenings OF each
month at z30 o'clock.
Mrs. Myrtle G. Kramer. W. M.
Mrs. LiIuan simmons, Sec'y.
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1916-06-26

Messrs. r. o. Conner and D. S.
Woodrow were visitors in Jackson
vile yesterday.
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1916-06-26

Mr.. and Mrs. Burton F. Bullock and
son Finley, of White Springs, arrived
in Ocala Saturday afternoon in their
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1916-06-26
oCALA LODGE NO. zss, B. P. O. E

OcaIa Lodge No. 2S6, Benevolent
aud Protective Order OF EIks. meets
the second and fourth 1nesaaav even
ings in each month. Visiting breth-
rem always welcome. Club house
opposite postoffice, east side.
l.. III. Won Engelken, E. r.
d. S. Williams, Sec'y.
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1916-06-26
wooDMEs OF THE WORLD

Fort King Camp No. IA ecsets at
the K. of P. uall at 7:30 p. N. every
second and fourth Friday. Visiting
sovereigns ere always welcome.
J. w. Lamar, G. c.
Chas- z. SAGE, Clerk.
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1916-06-26

Mr.. Claude Haycraft of Ocala, en-
listed yesterday with the ocala Rifles
to go to the Mexican border.
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1916-06-26

The Evening Star may always be
found on sale at Gerig's News
Store. 17-tf
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1916-06-26

FOR RENT-A Broom cottage with
gas, electric lights, screens and bath,
located on South LIST street. Furnish
ed or unfinished. Reduced rates for
summer. Mrs. E. Van Hood, phone
164. 6-22
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1916-06-26

FOR RENT-Furnished rooms for
light housekeeping; one two or more.
Gas, running water, electric lights.
Call phone 242. Mrs. A. M. Perry. If
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1916-06-26

FOR SALE want to sell one pair
Of good sound mules. E. E. McLin. If
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1916-06-26

FOR SALE-Fort roadster, first class
condition; price s225. Apply. to B.
F. Condor, city. 6-23-H
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1916-06-26

LOST-Saturday night on street,
door key on string. Finder please
leave at Star office. 626 3t*
The Bridgeport evening farmer., 1916-12-28
Snakes Cause Death ;. of 26,OOO in India
 During Single Year

Sinla, India, Dec 28-More than 28,00O people were killed by snakes and wild animals ]. in British India last year. The government reports show that 1928 persons were slain by tigers and other beasts, and 26,385 perished through being bitten by reptiles, an increase over the previ- ous year of 3,700 deaths met in this manner. No figures are available for the native sta tes with their pop ula tion of some go, 100000.
 During the last five years elephants. tigers and other animals have killed 9,192 people in British India, snd, of these tigers have claimed a toll of 3,6S2. In the same period 116,S28 persons have died as the result of snake bites. ss
 Last year ethe highest total of deaths due to animals in any one province was in Bihar and Orissa where 6S4 people lost their lives, tigers alone accounting for .376. In the United Provinces one man-eating tiger in the Almora district killed ten persons out of the provincial total of twenty.
 In order to effect the destruction of as many wild animals and snakes as possible the government jpays bounties. The number of animals destroyed in 1915 was 25,O36, includ- ing I .582 tigers, 6,62S leopards, D. IT'S bears and and 2,191 wolves. The totaI number of snakes killed was 1S4,663
The Bridgeport evening farmer., 1916-12-28
l RIDING MASTER | OF PRINCESS IS
 UNDER ESPIONAGE
Oldest Daughter of Late l, King Figured Promi-
 nently With Her.

Budapest, Hungary, Dec. 28.-The love affair of Princess Louise of Bel gium and her former riding master, Count von Matasich, a Hungarian sub-
 iect and first lieutenant in the Aus tro- Hungarian cavalry, had an inter esting aftermath recently when the count was ordered to leave Budapest for political reasons" He was or dered to remove to his native town in Croatia, but eleventh-hour interces- sion by Dr. Visontai, the legal adviser of Princess Louise, influenced the po- lice to permit Matassich to remain in the capital under surveillance.
 Back of the action lies the contin- ued endeavor of the family of the princess to separate her from Matas- sich will be given permission to go to Munich, so that for the duration of the war, at least, the couple will be sepa- ra ted. #
 Princess Louise is the oldest daugh- ter of the late King Leopold of Bel gium. In 1875 she married Prince Philip of Saxe-Coburg, who was four teen years her senior, when she was IT,. She was 35 when she met Count Matassich,, who was employed as her riding master; and soon their relations became the scandal of Europe. Short ly after the elopement Count Matas- sich was arrested, charged with for gery in aiding Princess Louise to swim dle Vienna moneylenaers by cashing notes with the forged signature. of Princess Stephanie. He spent term in prison, while the princess was confined for several years in a sani- tarium, from which she escaped in a sensational manner and returned to her lover, while Prince Philip brought 1lit for and obtained absolute divorce.
The Bridgeport evening farmer., 1916-12-28
N. Y. Wholesale Prices.

Butter: Creamery, per Ib., 42@ 42hc; dairy, tubs, finest, 39k @40c;
 good to prime, 37@ 39c. Eggs: Fresh gathered, extra fine, per dozen, 50 @51c; extra firsts, 4s@ 49c
 Apples: Mcintosh. bbl. $250@ $50; Snow, s2@6; King, s1.75@$; Northern Spy, s2.50@5.50; Hubbard l son, s2@3.50: Ben Davis, 41.75@3: 1 Baldwin, $2@4.50; Greening, $2@ $50.
 Hay and Straw: Large baled, tim othy, No. 1, per ton, s1s@2o; No. 3 to No. 2, $15 @18; shipping, $12@14; clover, mixed, SIT @1S; No. clover, ] mixed, $10@14; No. clover, $15@ I bales about $1 under large. Hothouse Products: Cucumbers, No. , 1, per dozen, $1.25@1.5O. Mush- rooms, white, lb. bsk., s1.25@ 1.s0; ] brown. $1@1.25; buttons, 75c@ $1. | Radishes, 100 bchs., $2@4. Tomatoes, h., Is @25c. M
 | Poultry, Dressed: Turkeys, young hens, fancy, 33@ SAC; young toms,
 fancy, 33@34c;I young toms and hens. mixed, fancy, 33 co 34c; fair to good, | 27 @ soc; old hens. 2Sc; old toms, 2Sc. Chickens, IT lbs. to dog. and under,
 h., 29c;; 1S24 lbs, 2sc; 25-30 lbs, | 27c; 3E36 lbs, 24c; 37-42 lbs, FAC; 43-47 lbs, 25c; AS lbs, 26c; 60 lbs and over, 27c. Fowls, 4S-60 lbs. and over to doz.. 221a @23h; 3o-47 lbs, 1Sh21c; under 30 lbs, 17c. Ducks and Geese, ducks, fancy. 23c; geese, E22 @23c. Squabs, prime, white, 6-1O Islbs. and over to doz.. per doz., $3 O G.; lculls, 50c@$1. Guineas. spring, 3-4 llbs. to pair. per pair, $1.25; 2 lbs. to pair, per pair. 75c.
 Rabbits.j cottontails, choice, per pair, 33 @55c.
 Vegetables: Potatoes, bbl, $50 5.5o Beets, 100 punches, $2@2.25 tops off, bbl., $2@ $50. Carrots, 100
 punches, $203; unwashed, tops off, bbl, s2 O 2.50; washed, tops off, bbl, $250@3; unwashed, 100 lb. bag. $150@1.75. Cabbages Danish seed, bbI., s2@ 3.25; red cabbages, bbl., $2 @3.50 Caulifowers, short cut, No. 1, bbl., $3@6; 1cng cut. No. 1, bbl. $15O@2.50. Onions, white, crate, $2 @2.10; yellow, 100 lb. bag. $3.50@ 4.25:. red, 100 lb. bag. $2.50 @ 4.25;
 white, l1 % ID. bag, $3.50@4.50. Fur nips, Rutabaga, bbl.. $1.75 @2.25; ! white, bbl., $203.
The Bridgeport evening farmer., 1916-12-28
LITCHFIEI.D COUNTY NEWS.

Postmaster at New Preston.
 The Senate has confirmed the nomi- nation of Outward E. Granniss to be postmaster at New Preston.
 Winsted Workmen Get Increase.
 The Winsted Hosiery Company, employing 500 hands, has announced that beginning January 1 a 10 per cent. increase in wages would be ef- fective.
 Milk Price Increased.
 The proposed formation of a Con- necticut Milk Dealers Association is progressing favorably according to a statement made here by A. w. Man chester of Litchfield, representing the Litchfield County Farm Bureau. AL ready many farmers have taken mem bership and county farm bureaus have The announced object of the organ given it their endorsement, it is said. ization is production of better grade of milk and maintenance of a price which will assure the producers "a living wage" To meet expenses of organization every member is to be cows he owns. Milk in that section has been advanced from to 10 cents a quart.
 He Receives $62, ASA.
 Miss Adelaide Hamilton, the last surviving granddaughter of Alexand- CT Hamilton, who died on May 10, 1915, at the age of 85, left an estate appraised at $720,47S. Her nephew. William Pierson Hamilton, member of J. P. Morgan & Co.,, and brother-in- law of J. P. Morgan, received $156,375 and her nieces, Marie H. Swan and Helen H. Rhinelander. got s15e.273 each. Her nephew, Rev. Alexander Hamilton of Woodbury, Conn.,. receiv- ed $62,4S4. and the remainder of the estate, with the exception of $S.000 in public beauests and $1,1o0 to each of her employees. went to other relatives.
 Valuable Cattle
 The Archibald farm in Merryall, the past week received by express nine registered Guernsey cattle, the bull in the shipment being reputed to be in the $5, GOO class. The animals were re- gently imported from the Island of Guernsey.
 May Contest Will.
 The will of Andrew c. Clark of New Milford who died December 13, has not only created considerable sur- prised comment. but there is the pos sibility that it's validity may be at tackled by MT. Clark's widow. The es- tate is estimated to amount to about
The Bridgeport evening farmer., 1916-12-28
yINCENT-sCHADEE

Ernest L. Vincent, formerly of this city but recently of Northampton, Mass, and Mrs. Florence l.. Schadee, o'clock on the afternoon of Dec. 23, in Florence. The ceremony was per- formed at the home of W. B. Titcomb in that city with Rev. H, D. Smith, pastor of the Unitarian church, off ciating. MT. Vincent is al salesman for the F. L.. Bradbury Go. in that sec- tion of Massachusetts. MT. and Mrs. Vincent will reside in Florence.
The Bridgeport evening farmer., 1916-12-28
Landslides. Threaten
 Resort in the Alps

Berne, Dec. 28.-The destruction of the village of Champery, tourist re- sort in the Canton of vala, is threat ened by the sudden onset of number of avalanches coupled with a land- slide. Several houses nave been crushed and the whole population has evacuated the village.
 An enormous avalanche has swept away many Alpine huts near Simpton Pass, killing two men and many cattle.
The Bridgeport evening farmer., 1916-12-28

$7O,000, only 5000 of which is given to the widow, and that tied up in trust fund. The remainder of the es- tate, perhaps $65.000, is divided equal 1y between the state board of educa- ton, and the Congregational Home Missionary Society.
The Bridgeport evening farmer., 1916-12-28
East Africa Reports
 Superfuity of Game

Mombasa, British East Africa, Dec
 2s.-4Game. including elephants and buffalo, are very plentiful in East Aff4ea. as the war has practically stopped the visits of hunters. Re- ports received here gay that .his is
The Bridgeport evening farmer., 1916-12-28

especially true in the northern re- serve where the rhinoceros has be come so numerous as to be almost a nuisance. The southern reserve has been the scene of military operations and therefore game has been used for food. but not to an extent that will cause any scarcity in future years.
The Bridgeport evening farmer., 1916-12-28
FOwLER-BRAITLING

Miss Vera Antoinette Braitling. daughter of Mrs Anna M. BFaitling or Stratford. and MT. Frederick Anson Fowler of Newcastle, were married at 8 o'clock this afternoon in Trinity Episcopal church, this city, by Rev. c. w. Areson, rector of the churcn. Miss Braitling was given in marriage by her mother and was attended oy her small niece, Miss Louise Braltilng. An unusual amount of sentiment was attached to the wedding as Miss Bra1t- ling was married in the same church at the same hour and in the same dress in which her mother became a bride The bridal gown was French weave of silk and wool in deeH cream color It was remodelled from its earlier fashion. The skirt was short and deeply pleated. and the bodice had a heavily embroidered col lar A broad satin sash, trimmed with pearl ornaments, confined the waist. The bridal veil fell from cap ar engagement. which was banded with pearls. The flower girl wore a French embroidered white frock over flesh color with a narrow sash of light blue. caught with pink rosebuds. Theodore Braitling, brother of the bride. and organist in St. Paul's church, played a program of bridal music before the ceremony and the usual wedding marches George Lieberum and Alonzo Derby were the Aushers. MT. and Mrs. Fowler left the city at 4 o'clock. They vii sail on Saturday on a wedding trip to Bermuda. When they return they will reside in Newcastle where MT. Fowler is engaged in business. Mrs Fowler travelled in gown of brown silk and wool, a brown velour coat, trimmed with skunk. and hat of brown with skunk ornaments.
The Bridgeport evening farmer., 1916-12-28

More than 100000 pounds of wool of the fall clip has been shipped from San Angela, Texas, to Boston. The average price was 26 cents per pound.
The Bridgeport evening farmer., 1916-12-28

Mrs. Blanche Pritchard of Brook. 1yn, owes her life to Patrolman Koe1 Der, who forced her to drink bot. tie of milk after she had taken bi chloride of mercury.
The Bridgeport evening farmer., 1916-12-28

| Secretary Daniels has made many promotions in the navy. He will lay the list before President Wilson and later the nominations will go to the Senate.
The Bridgeport evening farmer., 1916-12-28

A Long Island railroad train struck Ia horse and wagon at Arvene. The horse was killed, the wagon demo1- ished and Anthony Keriden, the driver was catapulted into the bag gage car. G
The Bridgeport evening farmer., 1916-12-28

Cosmus & Co.,, Inc, printing, en- graving and stationery, at No. 665 Fifth avenue, assigned for the benefit of creditors.
The Bridgeport evening farmer., 1916-12-28
BRIEF NEWS NOTES

The Russian language is to be taught in the schools of Scotland in preparation for world trade.
The Bridgeport evening farmer., 1916-12-28

The cholera epidemic has greatly abated in Japan. No new cases have been reported in Tokio since Nov ,15, and the rate of increase throughout the empire has fallen to about 20 cases daily.
The Bridgeport evening farmer., 1916-12-28

One of the most disastrous floods in the history of Colombia is report ed. The Magdalena overf1owed the lower valley, which is 15 miles wide, inundating Calamar, Magangue and many other towns.
The Bridgeport evening farmer., 1916-12-28

The Southern Pacific Go. announced the appointment of Dr. George w. Tape as manager of the Paso Robles Hot Springs to be effective Jan. l.
The Bridgeport evening farmer., 1916-12-28

The engagement of Miss B. Marge Haviland, daughter of Mrs David l.. Haviland, of North street, Milford. to Stanley N. Clarke, son of MT. and Mrs. Ebert N. Clarke of that town, has been announced by Miss Haviland's mother. Miss Haviland is a graduate of the White Plains, N.Y., High scnooi' MT. Clarke was graduated from Hop kins New Haven, 1905, and SheHlelo Scientific school, Yale University, 1908.
The Bridgeport evening farmer., 1916-12-28

Farmer Want Ads One Cent a Word
The Bridgeport evening farmer., 1916-12-28
SOCIAL AND PERSONAL

MT. and Mrs. Charles Armstrong of 20 Brooklawn avenue, will entertain several hundred young people at a dance this evening in the Brooklawn Country club in honor of their daugh- ter, Miss Lorraine Armstrong and their son, Charles Armstrong, Jr. The ball room of the club house will be dec- orated with greens and berries in hon. or of the Christmas season. There will be a number of guests from out of town.
 The Brooklawn Country club pro- gram for January:
 Monday, Jan. New Years break fast at 1 o'clock p. m. New Years s dinner dance. Table d'hote dinner at 7 o'clock.
 Saturday, Jan. e-Tea. Music 4:30 to 6:3O.
 Wednesday,, Jan. 10-Table d'hote luncheon at 1 o'clock. Auction bridge at 2:45. Three rubbers. Scores taken promptly at o'clock. Prize given by Miss Helen Lewis.
 Saturday, Jan. T3-Tea. Dinner dance. Table d'hote dinner at 7 o'clock Music 7 to 12 o'clock.
 Saturday, Jan. 2o-Tea. Evening card party at o'clock. Prizes.
 Saturday, Jan. 27-Tea. Dinner dance Table d'hote dinner at o'clock. Music to 12 o'clock.
The Bridgeport evening farmer., 1916-12-28

Gold to the amount of $8,000,000 was received from Canada and de- posted at the Assay Office for the &C., count of J. P. Morgan & Go.
The Bridgeport evening farmer., 1916-12-28

Announcement has been made of the engagement of Miss Florence Es- telle Ocame, daughter of MT. and Mrs Edward Ocame of 39 Jackson avenue to Harrison Campbell Chestnut Of Brooklyn. Miss Ocame is employed in the Union Metallic Cartridge CO The wedding date has not been set,
Norwich bulletin., 1916-02-10
GR|P--IT'S DANGEROUS

No one with perfectly healthy mucous membrane can contract Ia grippe. The use of PERUNA makes diseased mucous membrane healthy. This not only rids the patient of catarrh but fortifies the system against the reverses of all climates, epidemies and all contagious diseases.
 La Grippe is not a very fatal dis ease, although many die of it during the course of an epidemic.
 The chief danger that is to be feared is, the low and weakened state it pro- duees, giving a chance for other dis- eases to set in and finish the work.
 Pneumonia, eatarrh of the chest and congestion of the brain, acute rheuma- tism, typhoid fever and typhoid ma Iaria are all frequent followers of h grippe.
 In order to protect yourselves against such diseases, do not fail to secure a bottle of PERU0IA and gel the mucous membranes of your body in a healthy condition to avoid such epidemics as la grippe.
 Or if you prefer, Peruna, Tablets are fine.
Norwich bulletin., 1916-02-10
HUMOR OF THE DAY

Didn't he marry prohibitionistT'
 '1 wasn't quite surel l knew thG something awful had happened tt him."-Ldfe.
 F1atbush-Did you say he was work ing for the government now?
 Bensonhurst-Why, no! I said he had government job. - Yonkers Statesman.
 Here's hard luck"
 Whats that?"
 "F1ubdub's wife wants him to pay the income tax on the ailmony he gives her."-Louisville Courier-Jour- nal.
 'HuIlo, Tom! Whats this I heaI about your having some labor saving
 'Tts true, all right. I'm going to marry an heiress."-Boston Trans script.
 DO you mean to say you only paad "Yes; but that, of course, WAS with out the trimmings" How much were the trimmingsr
 "A hundred and hfty."-Judge.
 DO you think your husbands taste in music is improving"
 "Oh, yes I can't break him of the habit of going to sleep at a concert. key as he used to."-Washingtor Star. Assistant (to old lady who has hand ed in a badly spelled telegram)- Whats this word, please?
 Old Iady-Never mind that, Miss; it's none of your business They'll know at the other end.-Passing Show.
 'Is your paper really 70 years oldf" asked the sweet young thing.
 Certainly" we retorted, dehantly. Why?"
 Then I was right. I told mother that some of your jokes are older than the paper."-Buffalo Express.
 The young bride was exchanging her bridal dress for the going. away costume.
 '1nez" she asked of the rather en- vious bridesmaid who was assisting her, "did I appear nervous during the ceremony ?" Just a little at first" replied IneE; ''but not after Gerald had said I do.' I-Philadelphia Inquirer.