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The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1916-01-01

Ear Military experts estimate tha,
she has been ioeing men. killed and
seriouyly wounded. NJ the rate OF
90 600 month. and they figaro
that even with the boys OF the
classes maturing IN 1916 ana 1917.
the orly human source she has yet
10 draw upon. she will Ia unable 10
start the strain much longer than
another year. England and Russia
alone. In tho meantime. VIII be able
10 put nearly 10000 600 additional
men IN the field
Has Plenty Of Money
In Z. matter Of munitions, The al.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1916-01-01

girls, will be the headline attrac-
ton OF the new bill at Pantages,
opening with the matinee Monday.
Hugo u. Koch. assisted by Marie
Dunklo & Co. in After Ten
Years will be the added feature
Other numbers; O'Neal and Vans
ley. the two lightning bugs. in
stop the Music, the Brennans. I'm
The Imps' Playground" and the
Three sourdoughs, harmony sing
ers. The second inatallmeut OF
The Girl and the Game" Mutual
serial. will be shown on the screen
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1916-01-01

William Waldorf Aston, who de-
serted his native land Is years ago.
becomes baron. as does Sir
Thomas Shaughncssy. the other ma
tiye-born American.
The American women honored
are: Mrs. Aston, nee Mamie Lang
horne. famous Virginia beauty:
Lady Shaughnessy. nee Elizabeth
Nagel. OF Wisconsin. and Lady
Beecham. nee Utica Welles. OF New
York.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1916-01-01
YANKEES ADMITTED
TO BRITISH pEERAGE

LONDON. Jan. 1.-Two native
born American men and three
American women are included to-
day in Englands peerage, under
New Year distribution OF titles by
King George.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1916-01-01
PATIENT GASHES
THROAT; DIES

REDDiNg, Cal. Jan. John Nc.
Creery. 35, asked n nurse In the
county hospital today for knife 10
tt mhis finger nails. Five minutes
later he was diving from a cash IN
his throat
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1916-01-01
JAP EVANGELIST
TO talk At Y.M.C.A,

Rev. T. Kanamori. one Of the old
est japanese Christians alive. who
as q boy watched the annual OBJ
servance Of the anttChristlan rite
OF trading on the cross" who later
became president OF the Great
Christian college in Japan, the
Doshisha, then pastor OF Congre-
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1916-01-01
PhNTAGES

In Mexico" merry musical
comedy tlbloid. featuring Ar
Gouldlng. who became popular here
with the Pollard Opera company
and in subsequent vaudeville en-.
gagemcnts. and bovy OF pretty
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1916-01-01
ENGLAND BLUE?
DON'T THINK IT
John Bull Isn't Worrying
About 1916 Just Because
OF 1915 Mistakes.
HAS PLENTY OF MONEY
(uNlTGp PRESS RED LuTTER)
BY 60 l.. KEEN

II BY 60 L. KEEN
United Press stair Correspondent
II LONDON. Jan. i.--Americana
recently arrived in England have
been astonished 10 find that this
country IL not In "A state of utter
dependency and decentralization
I Tho visitor soon becomes convinc.
ed that the stories he has heard
! and read OF internal turmoil. din
senslcn and lack OF interest In the
successful prosecution OF tho war
have been chiefly made IN Germany
He learns that, altho there has been
rrumtling about the management OF
tho war In the last year. certain
amount OF industrial unrest and a
negligiblo pro peace entiiaeEt, the
great mass OF nritishors "a more de-
termlned today than when the war
started TO defeat Germany thoroly.
Plenty 20 orurrbls over
| II would be great mistake 60 re-.
gard the recent hot debates IA par.
lament. the outhpokcn and at times
bitter criticisms OF military miHcai.
culationn and diplon attic biunders,
~ evidences 81 mutiny. or even
, weariness OF the struggle
I Eut the Englishman has found
plenty in the la~t year 10 which TO
apply hts traditional prerogative
From the ruimhicrA' point OF view,
/ Il has been dismal chapter. The
'1ardanellea disaster. the GAllipoli
+ fiasco. tho failure OF the Big Push
on the Westuru front 10 Tie spring
and fall. the German occupation Of
Poland. the obllteration OF Serbia
and the British retreat in Meaopc-
tamia. against which the accession
OF Italy 20 the allied cause and her
recent brilliant operations on the
isonso front. the British conquest
OF German Southwest Africa. he
uuitirg out Of business OF some 60
German submarines in the North
sea and adjacent waters. and the
successful invasion ~ the Hattie nv
British Submarines. AXE a compaf.
atively mcager offset. ia the Frum.
blers' opinion
I Hold Germans In West
Y On the Western front. Germany
has not gained n foct In the last
year: on the Eastern front she has
acquired considerable geography
1ut she hasn't smashed the Russian
army. Meantime. ahe has extended
her lines 20 the baiksns wsakenln.
them correspondingly In West and
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1916-01-01

NOTICE. FORD owNERsi
Under tho law. Ford owners
In this state cannot travel more
than two miles an hour from
and after January I. 1915. N
they 90 any faster. they'il be
pinehsd for rushlnp the can.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1916-01-01

DR. mssiek 10 physician at I
Syracuse, Nes York.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1916-01-01
STELLA SORGHUM SAYS:

MANY biesthssd.
have voices 81 won
drsful tinibre "
n Isn't nniueisy &.
have - ~ q dinner
party " No. ~ 10
footing the biii
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1916-01-01

Belmont and Harl have been here
before and made good. They are
returning with some new songs and
patter
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1916-01-01

juggler and wire walker. f. one OF
the clsverest o. his kind sent west
ward
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1916-01-01
nbRtSs<AhD&fEfWhfRE

ton. Mich. grants 10 per cent In.
crease I'm wages TO $4,000 men.
Submarine tender Bushnell 90
leave for unknown port In East
Monday.
November report OF Northern Pm
ciflc shows increase OF 81 .ts3,p0O
over November OF 1914.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1916-01-01

NJ" HWY OF FvHtT
In Z. 9 matter Of munitions. The al.
Crittenden record-press. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1909-191?, 1916-05-11
A Good Creed.

Here is a creed offered by the
National hardware Bulletin. If
you can subscribe to it you are a
good citizen:
II believe in My Town. be-
lieve in her people. in her boys
and girls. | will make myself
committee of one to make of this
a good place in which to live and
a mighty hard place to leave.
Il believe in My Town. | be-
lieve in her institutions. in her
schools, in her churches and her
stores.
Il believe in her street broom,
and the street sweeper, and in
the paint pot. believe in ne'er
an empty can on vacant lot but
many a full one in the larder
| Never again will | throw waste
paper or rubbish in the street on
alley.
Il believe in Ny Town. be
lieve 10 trees, Gods first temples.
grass instead of ash heaps, and
/ flowers instead of weeds. May
God bless the tongues that give
honest praise and commenda-
tons, and may He doubly bless
the ear that is deaf to scandal
and gossip. If | can not speak
good of my neighbo, will ho'd
my peace. When it costs me
nothing at least, | will spend my
money here, and by so doing
leave part of the purchase price
to circulate in the channels
where its equivalent in wealth
was originally created. to do
good among the folks who are a
part of the community of which
| am part, in the place that
call home, sweet home.
| Believe in My Town"
Crittenden record-press. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1909-191?, 1916-05-11
Cat Buried Two Weeks;
Still Has Eight Lives.

Eatonton, Ca, May g.. Mrs.
w. NJ. Dennis, of Eatonton, has
an ordinary house cat about her
home. 1t was decided to get rid
of the cat, so the butler was del
egated to kill it.
He shot it TO death and then
buried it in the Dennis garden.
1t layi buried for two weeks.
when the gardener, preparing
for his early spring planting,
plowed up not only TIE garden,
but the cat. And two weeks in
the grave had not dulled the
cats sense of sight, smell CT
taste, for it made a dash straight
from the garden to the kitchen.
When the cook recovered, the
cat was given food and water. II
is still alive ard running around
the house.
Crittenden record-press. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1909-191?, 1916-05-11

There il more Catarrh In this section ~
the country than all other diseases put
together. and until the last few years
was supposed 10 be incurable. For a
great many years doctors pronounced u n
local disease and prescribed local rcme-
dies, and by constantly falling 20 cure
with local treatment, pronounced II incur
able. Science has proven Catarrh 70 BE-
constitutional disease. and therefore tc-
qulres constitutional treatment Hall :
Cntarrh Cure, manufactured by. +. y.
Cheney & CO.. Toledo, Ohio. Is the only
Constitutional cure on the market IL Is
taken Internally. II acts directly on the
blood and mucous surfaces o. the system.
They offer one hundred dollars for any
case II fails TO cure. Send for circulars
and testimonials.
Address; y. J. CHENEY q CO, Toledo. o,
sold by Druggists 5sc
Take Halrs Family Pills for constipation
Crittenden record-press. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1909-191?, 1916-05-11
Canada Intends to Remove Sailors.

Washington, May 9.-0fiicers
of the Lake Carriers Association
have notified government officials
here, it was learned today. that
they have information that Can
ada intends to remove sailors of
enemy nations from American
ships on the Great Lakes touch
ing Canadian ports The state
department is investigating.
The carriers declare such a
move would mean a further
shortage of lake seamen because
of the large number of German:
and Austrians employed.
No details or proof was offered
that Canada was preparing "a
take such action.
Crittenden record-press. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1909-191?, 1916-05-11
WHO IS COMlNGl
Chicago Postl

Chicago fost
"who IL coming" said the Croeus.
And she poked her golden head
From beneath the old earth's cover
As she scrambled out Of bed.
"who is eoming9" said the Violet
As she peeped from meath the sod,
Lifted by the tender fingers
or the ever-present God.
"who is eomingl" said the Tulip
As she threw her shutters wide;
And the Jonquills stood on tiptoe,
Looking out on every side.
"Who is comingg" said the Myrtle
As she ran along the fence
In her mouth q little blossom
AZ the winters reeompense.
"who is comingl" said the Cowslip,
With her golden buckled shoes;
And the Blubells all were ringing,
For they, too, had heard the news,
Then the little wind came running,
Bringing puirs Of summer air,
"Tis the sunshine that Is coming.
And it's coming everywhere"
Crittenden record-press. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1909-191?, 1916-05-11
THE CRITTENDEN RECORD PRESS

per says that other society lead
ers of the city attended the re.
ception, accompanied by their
colored servants. The receiving
line contained many of the
wealthiest men and women of
Memphis, and it is said that the
colored honorees danced and
drank from 8 p. m, until l a.
M, when they were taken in
automobiles to their homes. Ger
tainly this reception was an in
novation, and if that was all the
hostess desired, she succeeded
splendidly.
Crittenden record-press. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1909-191?, 1916-05-11
KENTUCKY TESTIMONY.

Louisville, KY have been 50 well
satisfied with Dr.. pierce's Pleasant
Pellets that | am more than glad %
recommend them. Thcy have been a
family standby Tor fifteen years. Ny
husband cures severe headaches w'h
them. / have used them myself for OBJ.
purpose advertised and hey are wholly
reliable, plea ant and ef sicnt | have
given them % al my four children lai
The results have been FOR their benaa,
10 every way."-MRs JoE RAYMOND, 81
y 18th St
Dr. pierce's Pleasant Pellets, the be-,
laxative and liver regulator, for cya.
stipation, biliousness aud headache.
Crittenden record-press. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1909-191?, 1916-05-11
Social Fads in The bluff City

Some times society leaders be.
comes so anxious to do something
new or outstrip some other lead
ers that they apparently do not
consider consequences. AMEN.
phis Tenn, newspaper devotes
two columns to a write.up Of a
reception given by a Memphis So
ciety leader in her palstial home,
to compliment her cOlored house
girl and colored butler. The pa
Crittenden record-press. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1909-191?, 1916-05-11
TURKEY A
DEAD nation
VIII Soon Disappear From
The Map.

Petrogad, May 6. The fall of
Trebizcnd has given rise to fresh
crop of rumors that Turkey is ap
preaching Russia with peace ov.
ertures, but it is authoritatively
stated in official circles that no
such proposals will be considered
for a moment by the Russian
government.
Voicing a conviction that Tur-
key is a defeated nation and not
in a position to make any terms,
the Petrograd Gazett declares:
I'VE now may consider one OF
our enemies finished. The TAX
ing of Trebizond has so disorgan-
lied the Turkish defensive plan
that all that remains for her is
to lay down her arms and ask
mercy.
"She already has sought way:
to seperate peace, and has me,
with the absolute refusal Of hel
opponent, who is determined t
close no seperate agreements,
Turkeys hour has struck, anC
and it is not improbable that sh,
will in the near future entirel!
disappear from the map"
! No longer impeded by Turkish
Crittenden record-press. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1909-191?, 1916-05-11
Fractured Ankle Caused Lockjaw

Evansville, Ind, May 8. En-
nett Luckett, aged fify-two
years, of Union county, KY,
died in an Evansville hospital to-
day from tetanus. caused from a
fractured ankle, received in a
runaway last week. Physicians
used over 10000 units of anti-tox-
in serum in an effort to save Mr..
Luckett's life.
Crittenden record-press. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1909-191?, 1916-05-11
PRIEST OWNS ENTIRE ISLAND.
Father ROugier Sails lOr South Seas
To His Kingdom

San Francisco, May 9. Father
Emmanuel Rougier, Ieplted to
be one Of the wealthiest priests
in the world, sailed from San
Francisco Tuesday for his king
dom" ia the South Pacific. He
is the sole owner Of Christmas
Island. some 100000 acres which
he intends to convert into one
great cocanut plantation. Father
Rougier went to the South Sea
Islands years ago and made a
fortune in growing and selling
island products. He formerly
owned Washington and Fauning
Islands, selling them to a British
syndicate.
Crittenden record-press. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1909-191?, 1916-05-11
Pills Best Tor Liver
Birmingham, Ala

Because they contain the best liver
medicines, no matter how bitter or
nAuseating for the sweet sugar coating
hides the taste. DR.. Kings New Life
Pills contain ingredients that put the
liver working. move the bowels freely.
No grippe, no nausea. aid digestion.
Just try a bottle Of DR.. Kings New
Life Pills and notice how much better
you feel 25c at druggists.
Crittenden record-press. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1909-191?, 1916-05-11

suffer through the peculiar W
weaknesses and diseases OF ~
their delicate, feminine structure.
They have found IN DR.. Pierce 5 Favor
lie Prescription the one unfailing remedy
which heals feminine weaknesses at their
very source. This marvellous "Prescrip-
ton" restores absolute health to the
internal organism; stops liberated con-
ditions, gives elastic strength % the sup
porting ligamants, vitality TO the nerve
centcrs, and complete womanly vigor TO
the entire constitution.
II ia the perfect iortifer and regulator
AZ every critical period from the time
when they merge into wOmanhOod until
the "change Of lifc." II is the one medi-
cine which makes motherhood safe and
almost free from pain.
Crittenden record-press. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1909-191?, 1916-05-11

pressure on the coast, the Rus
sian armies west of Erzerum
have a swift advance on Baiburt
and Erzingan. With three
groups of Russian armies from
the Black Sea coast to Bits in
close cooperation the western
campaign through Asia Minor is
expected to develop rapidly.
Crittenden record-press. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1909-191?, 1916-05-11
Be ENERGETIC
NOT LANGUID
Medical Authority Tells What This
Condition Really Means.

When you are languid and
lstless, or lack ambition and feel
so melancholy that life seems
scarcely worth the living, it is
absolutely necessary that you
take treatment to correct these
sub.normal conditions. because
you are suffering from derange-
msnts of vital organ, declare s
one of the greatest medical au-
thorities.
That tired feeling" means a
good deal more than is generally
realized. 1t is not laziness. il is
a physical ailment that needs
correction quickly before it be-
cones even more serious by taxi
ing a firm hold on you.
Throw off that nervous de-
preston. 1t is your duty.
Tanlac. the tonic, appetizer
and invigorant, that builds new
tissues. yitalizes the blood and
acts so favorably on ailments Of
the stomach. liver and kidneys
and catarrhal affections Of the
mucous membranes, is designed
especially to correct these con-
dltions. The results Of the Tan
lac treatment are amazing. il
tends to put you back in body
and mind like those old-fashioned
but most sensible folks the
pioneers. and TO make YOU stur-
dy and of real manhood and
womanhood.
Men and women, from the
highest 10 the lowest walks Of
lie. everywhere are testifying
q the relief Tanlac has brought
them. No other remedy has
ever won such great endorse.
ments that can only come from
superlauye merits.
Tanlac con row be had 10 Ma
ri9n at the J. II. Orme drug
store where il Is being fully ex-
planned &C. oil quesuoners.
Crittenden record-press. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1909-191?, 1916-05-11
NOTICE TO OYERSEERS.

There is an amount Of complaint
about the bad condition OF the va
rious public roads in the county,
and should be very glad if the
oyetseers would warn out their
hands and work the roads.
Please do this,
Respectfully yours,
inc. g. Asher, Judge.
Crittenden record-press. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1909-191?, 1916-05-11
| THINK | THUNK A LIE.

used to think when / was young,
And my heart free from guile
That there was grief in every tear
And JOY in every smile;
And friendship was not all cheat,
And love could never die;
But thinking now Of what thunk,
think | thunk lie.
fused to think about myself.
And think that | could be
A governor or a president
Or a general like Lee;
Bat have waited long in vain
While years rolled slowly by,
And thinking now of what thunk,
| think | thunk lie.
used to think the ladies were
All sweetness combined,
That they were all God last and best
OF perfectness refined;
That they were not half pads and paint,
But angels from on high;
But thinking now Of what thunk.
! think ! thunk lie
The preachers, too, used to think,
We're not like other men.
And were not tempted Of the flesh
And could not therefore sin.
But since I've Travelled found a bit,
I've watched them on the sly,
And thinking now OF what thunk,
| think ! thunk a lie.
The honest tiller Of the sell,
When marketing his crop,
Takes pains to put the ripe and best
Always upon the top,
| used 10 think these honest men
I Would never cheat Or try,
But thinking now Of what thunk.
| think thunk lie.
The editors, a lordly set
Who lived on milk and honey.
They've nothing else on earth 20 DO
But write and rake IN money,
Lesstwlse that way I used to think,
But now il makes me cry,
To think about the way ! thunk
And how | thunk a lie.
What noble men the doctors are.
used 10 think they came
From heaven or some heavenly land,
And worked for love and fame.
That they could cure al human ills.
And never let Us die,
Bot thinking now OF what ! thunk.
think ! ihunk a lie.
The lawyers. too. used to think
OH God forgive the thot-
That their convictions OF the right
Could not De shave, be bought.
That they W I.d no, a client rob
or "seIi" him on the sy.
But thinking nov of What ] thunk.
think | thunk a lie.
The DIS goods men are honest TOO,
They swear they sell at cost.
/ used 70 think the, told The truth.
And an their prodts lost.
thought a yard wss full three feet
Don't ask my reason why
But thinking now Of what thunk,
think thunk lie.
The niggers. too. used TO think,
lfthey we're al set free
Would make good honest citizens
Like white folks used to he.
Blu, they have. wandered far from grace
The chickens still roost high,
And thinking now Of what | ihunk,
think thunk a lie.
%. I. Do2lER.
Birmingham. Ala
Crittenden record-press. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1909-191?, 1916-05-11
City Tax Now Due.

| have the tax books for 1916
City tax and will write receipts
for anyone wanting to pay same.
George Boston, Tax Collector
of City of Marion.
Crittenden record-press. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1909-191?, 1916-05-11

petizer and inyigorant, is ideal.
Taulac builds 1pthe system, pro.
notes digestion and proper as
similation OF food. yitalizes the
blood and brings back healthy
color TO the cheeks and real
sparkle to the eyes.
Tanlac may now be obtained
in Marion at the }. II. Orme
drug store. where its merits are
fully explained.
Crittenden record-press. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1909-191?, 1916-05-11
whenever You Need a 0enerai Tonic
Take Groves

The Old Standard Groves Tasteless
chill Tonic Ia equally valuable as a
General Tonic because Il contains the
we'll known tonic propeftiesof QUlNlNE
aud IRON. II acts on the Liver, Drives
ont Malaria, Enriches the Blood aud
pu!lds up the Whole System. SO eea'A
Crittenden record-press. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1909-191?, 1916-05-11
ATTENTION DRUGGISTS.

An exclusive Tanlac
agent is wanted in every
Kentucky town and vii
lage. Join the Kentucky
Tanlac force of more than
five hundred live mer-
chants. For particulars
address, Cooper Medicine
Co.. Dayton, Ohio. Ag-
ency Department
The Cordova daily times., 1916-12-22
Christmas Cribs of the
 Tyrol

ME Christmas cribs, showing the first resting place of the infant H Christ, which one sees occa