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New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1916-11-15
RECT ENTENDU AU PROM,

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cagna de ia ssps voir IN smoehS n, -
voulu fare un carton. VOLTA cue n -
nous arrosent svec des gros ct dss A..
quils sautent dams la tranchte. Deu, ~
arrivent a la guitoune. Mais IL toubl
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foies, il sort ct systeme D emmsns 40, 49,. ~
che a l'arriere Oh il preyient IL nill,,.s,s.
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etaient tombes sur un bee de gar.
Traduction:
L'autre jour lie major etait ale dan.
abri de la tranchee voir un bles.e oui 80.
fat wiser en- voulant tirer sur les ,ll,n,,l.
VOLTA que les allemands tirent 40, $50.
copieusement svec la crosse ar.illeris A. ,S
ct 42O ct quils sautent dams Ia tr.r,.x.
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major a du sang-froid ct les tue 9ur 49,.
de revolver. Puts .entrainant les sold.,, ~, ~
n'avaient pas peur, il sort ct, tres dsb,n,s ~
lard, emmene son blesse l'arriere Oh 4 ~
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un renseignement sur que les snen,,i.
n'avaient pu reussir leur coup.
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WAR WORDS
A Supplementary Vocabulary al :.
Essay in the New J,,s..
To the Editor Of The Tribune.

To the Editor Of The Tribune.
Sir: In connection with .as .di..,;., 4.
The Tribune Of September % :. q
Words" you may be interested IN .. w
closed list Of some Of the slang sr,,. H.
used by the French soldiers. Pr..,,..r
these expressions are war produets "
l also inclose copy and translate, !.
academic French Of a short srtie:. -.
recently appeared in one Of u. 80.
papers published at the front It vs.u :
interesting to see how French pros..... : !.
any of our universities would bs,. -
lated this article. An.
Paris, Oct. Is, 1915.
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The German Brain

To the Editor of The Tribune.
Sir: don't know when anything has given
me the pure JOY your heading to Emile Pick
hardt's letter in to-day's Tribune brought me.
German Brains Illustrated" is perfectly ir-
resistibe
Please accept this one expression Of an
accumulation of thanks for "the ignorance
usually displayed by you" in each days
Tribune. CLARA S. HONEYMAN.
White Plains, y. Y, Nov. 8, 1916.
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Served Them Right

To the Editor of The Tribune.
Sir; The Republican party was afraid to
nominate Roosevelt because he was stronger
i.aa his party. so they chose one who wasn't
Myself, | think ii serves them jolly well right
that they are beaten, though am a wife and
mother OF Republicans. A. X. X.
New Brunswick, n. j., Nov. IL, 1915
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That Punch

To the Editor of The Tribune.
Sir: Noting your leading editorial Of yes.
terday, the 10th. all the Republican party
needed TO win was a candidate with punch. "
In other words: Theodore Roosevelt would
have been elected, and plenty of votes to
spare. ]. N. HUDDLESTON.
Vivian, W. Va, Nov. IL, 1916
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You can purchase merchandise advertised
in THE TRIBUNE with absolute safety-ior
IL dissatisfaction results in any case THE
TRIBUNE guarantees to pay your money
back upon request. No red tape. No quib-
bling. We make good promptly II the adver-
tiser does not.
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The Best Spirit
DR. Of The Tribune.

To the Editor of The Tribune.
Sir: Your editorial on the occasion of the
election OF Mr.. Wilson was a fine piece OF
broad minded literature. 1--WE were mis-
TAKEN" were brave, sane words, and embodied
the best spirit of one Of the best newspapers
in the land
HELEN MORRISON HOWE.
New York, Nov ID, 1916.
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Right

To the Editor OF The Tribune.
Sir: As man whose people on both sides
for generations have been Republicans | wish
20 thank you for your manly editorial. "Thc
Real Answer" in this mornings issue. 1t is
right B. F. RAY.
Esw York, Nov. 10. 1916.
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owned and pubiuted daily by The Tribune Association
New Yofh cooperation ogden Reid President; C. Ner'o
Rogers yi-e Prrsidsnt: Richard II waldo. secEetay T.
gufsr T~~sarer. Add-eSs Tribune Building i54 Nass'
Street New York Telephone. BeckmSn 5000
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CANADIAN RATS.

Battered At TIE Pos,o-,s a. Nov York a. sscoad c's
Man Matter.
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srnscRmroN RArEs-Ry Man ro.tas, P.ia. Out,id.

f,eir q er-5e, ~. 9- DsHv only months 80,
Daily 4 sunday. wear. $50. Daily ony. fe@ M
Sgadsy only uo1ths. % sunday only S'''''''' ~
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Hartford. Conn, Nov. 10. 1914
The Washington herald., 1916-04-16
WOMEN WILL CONTEND
FOR BETTER HIGHWAYS
Claude Miller Says They Want to and
Will Drive Autos in
Counfrv

Women" said Claude Miller, of NIL
Ter Brothers, local bort dealer. "are 60
ing to play an important part In the
fight for better roads which Is now be-
ing waged throughout the country. Few
women drove their own cars in the days
when all cars had to be crsnked by
hand. The genera adoption of the cleo
trio self-starter and the perfection to
which this has been brought is respon-
sibIe for the veritsble army Of women
who now drive their own cars.
There Is no getting around the fact
that the automobile has made prettier,
healthier. more self-rel;ant woman. The
woman driver today can thread through
trafic expertly and she is beating chauf-
feurs at their own tricks in city driving.
Just now few women venture taking
their cars out over the country roads
alone. Thoroughfsree outside city limits
have offered rigors and discomforts that
she is unwilling to put up with zon a
pleasure spin. Usually the trip out
through the country is postponed until
Saturday or Sunday. when a man can
preside at the wheel"
The Washington herald., 1916-04-16
Bibliography Issued.

The United States Geological Sur
vey has issued as Bulletin 617 its
photography Of North American Geo
logy for 1914" by J. NJ. Nickles. II is
an author list OF books, papers, and
maps bearing on the geology (includ
ing the psleontoiosy. petrology. and
mineralogy) of North America and
adjacent islands. and also of Panama
and Hawaii. issued in 1914. with a
very full alphabetical subject index
by which any paper relating to a GER
tain subject or to any particular area
may be readily found. This biblios-
raphy is one of a series which is Is
sued annually. the volume por 1871
forming Bulletin 624, that for 1919
Bulletin e4s, and that for 1913 Bull
letln 5s4. From time to time these
bibliographies are combined in a single
volume covering several years. The
series now covers the literature OF
American geology from 1882 to the
end OF 1914. Bulletin 617 may be
obtained on application to the Direc-
tor of the Geological Survey. Wash
inkton. d. @.
The Washington herald., 1916-04-16
Ground.Water Surveys.

Long before the interest IN under-
ground water had become as general az
II Is today the Geological Survey fore
saw the need Of detailed sround-vater
survey Of the entire West, and for years
il has been engaged upon such q survey.
Each year certain areas are selected for
systematic investigation. the plan being
ultimately TO cover the entire West A
vast amount OF reliable informstion has
thus been obtained on the quantity,
depth, and quality OF the water. the
prospects for artesian flows. the best
methods OF constructing wells ths cost
OF drilling and pumping. and other mat
ters relating TO the recovery and utfiizz-
ton Of the underground supplies and
maps are made showing the grounc-vat-
er conditions. These nlapc and data are
published in a series Of water-suppiy pa
per-
The region TO be covered Is. however.
SO extensive and the funds nvaIisbie for
vater-resources investigations have been
comparatively 50 small that large areas
remain IN regard to which there is no
definite Information, and many years
viii be required at the present rzfe OF
progress 70 cover all OF these areas.
provided the work is TO be done with
the thoroughness that Is essential 70
make II useful. Every year many re-
quests for investigations of specific
areas are received, some Of them "a the
form OF long petitions signed BY the set
tiers All these requests are given care
full consideration. but II is possible 20
respond fSvorsbly 70 only a few of the
most meritorious-
The Washington herald., 1916-04-16

tse1 to understand II. or the woman with
shallow smstssrfne Of things mscnsn-
icKi which she nxttsrs berssif is sum
cient. Certainly. neither OF them Is com
petent to drive car sioue- That they
escape trouble Is due 10 good luck.
Every woman who contemplsfsz driving
car should make it her aim and smbi-
ton to learn the working features OF the
motor. 10 kamilixrise herself With the
rifferent paris. and to know vhHs shouid
be done IN case OF emergency.
instruction books giving IN detail the
functions OF the comJoaent parts of the
machine and the.r riation to one an
other in the making Of a complete car
are furnished By every rnanufscturer. Let
the woman who Is considering iesrnins
to drive procure one OF them ard stpdy
it. After fsmiiisrtz.ns herself uith the
book. look over the car and see the ac-
tusl relation that one part has to an
other. Automobiles. though complicst-
ed 10 the uninitiated. are. after al. Sim
pie and easy 10 understand. The opera
uon Of one successfully requires the use
Of more gray matter than muscle
The Washington herald., 1916-04-16

trips 1t is especially necessary to
thoroughly know the motor. When
that Is accomplished longer trips may
be taken with perfect safety. espe-
cialIy IL little previous experience
will have the effect of instiiling con-
ndence, which is an asset not to be
ignored.
The woman who Is learning should
above all else be possessed of the
virtue OF patience. She can not expect
to learn to know her car at once. Per-
severence and patience and time will
work wonders and constant associs-
ton with things mechanical. gives one
a degree of skill in manipulating tools
that will astonish the novice. Common
sense is the first principle needed 10
run a car. Ingenuity is another needed
requisite, and with intelligence and the
desire to become proficient the average
woman may confidently expect TO de-
veiop into a successful and expert car
driver.
The Washington herald., 1916-04-16
WOMEN take TO
AUTO DRIVING
Nine Out Of Ten Say They
Are Too Nervous to
Run Cars.
CONFIDENCE IS NEEDED
Many Dislike Machinery-0ne Should
CONFIDENCE IS NEEDED
Many Dislike Machinery-Ons Should
Learn to Control Speed of Ma
chine She Drives.

why don't more women drive automo-
biIes? There are. to be sure, great
many women who drive cars as skill
fully and successfully as any male driver.
and il Is an interesting ard noteworthy
tact that each season there Is consid-
srable increase in the number OF women
who become owners and operators OF
rnotor-drfven vehicles. few years ago
a woman driving car unattended at
tracted much attention and was viewed
with undisguised curiosity by all who saw
Aer There was only now and then
Wonlan who had the temerfty to make an
attempt 10 operate an auto, and, In deed.
when one considers the imperfections OF
fhe cars built few years ago, one can
more readily appreciate the many obsta-
eles that she had to contend with and
overcome II she became successful
friver.
Cars we're then far more complicated.
mechanically, than at present. but even
90 Il was fully demonstrated that there
were some women who possessed the
sbiHty to overcome these obstacles, and
who-prohably possessing tendency
toward things mechanieal-mastsred the
Intricacies Of the gasoline engine and
succeeded admirably as operators.
Nine out Of every ten women who are
asked why they don't drive their own
car invariably answer in the same way
that they are too nervous, This Is no
doubt perfectly true In many cases where
Il would certainly be unsafe for 3 woman
afflicted with nerves to attempt to
handle a car. Stll. the trouble Of ner-
vousness is greatly exaggerated by many
women. and would undoubtedly In most
eases rapidly wear away as confidence in
herself became established.
Then there are the women whoge bus-
hands do not approve Of the feminine
portion of the family aspiring TO the
The Washington herald., 1916-04-16
JORDAN CAR COMPANY
BUILDING IT'S PLANT
New Car Will Be Turned Out of Fac
tory Being Erected in Cleye-
land. Ohio.

A model motor car manufacturing
plant combining all the most modern
methods Of economical and efieient
production is to be erected in Cieve-
land, Ohio. for the Jordan Motor Car
Company.
The announcement that Cleveland
had been selected as the location for
the new Jordan factory after twenty
was made by President Bascom Little
of the Cleveland Chamber of Com
merce.
The first building of the group viii
contain 5000 feet af floor space, and
will cost about $4,000. It will be sit
uated on a five acre site on 1sznd
street, Cleveland. and win be ready for
occupancy June /.
While Edward S. Jordan and Paul
Zene. who are the head Of the Jordan
Company, did not leave the Jenery
Company. where they held high posi-
tons for many years, until January Is,
they had within sixty days complet-
ed their model car. financed their COM
psny and on April / ground was
broken for the plant.
This record of accomplishment 8.
due to the standing of Jordan and
Zens in the industry. and the fact that
SO many men OF influence have asso-
ciated themselves with, them.
The stockholders include representa-
tives of leading manufacturers of COM
ponent parts. accessory makers, bank
ers, manufacturers of other cars
dealers in many sections of the coun-
try. and advertising men of promi-
nence. tf,
There is much speculation as to the
specifications of the Jordan car. but II
is known that II will include such high
grade parts as Continental Motors
Brown-Lipe clutches and transmits
sions and Timken axles and bearings
Jordan says that it will not be q
low priced car. but the price will be
The Washington herald., 1916-04-16
PACKARD TWIN SIX POPULAR.
Fnctcry Delivers 4,30s Cars-Custo.
mers Growing Impatient.

The Packard Motor Car Company has
delivered t.sos twin SIX motor cars. The
factory is exerting every effort to cope
with the freight car shortage and make
deliveries. With the coming OF spring
weather. customers are growing even
more impatient to receive their cars.
c. ]. Moore. operating manager of the
Packard factory, who visited dealers es-
tsblishments In the largest cities of nine
Western ad Pacific Coast States. said:
Everywhere I went. the reports got
of the car were more than satisfying.
Owners not only pronounce II the finest
car ever produced by the Packard or
ganization, but the superior of any in this
country"
A. z. Corbin, assistant sales manager
predicts that the demand for twin sixes
viii be even greater as soon as the road,
are In good shape"
The Washington herald., 1916-04-16
GENTLER SEX IS
Often At fault
Few Women Drivers Know
Intricacies Of Cars They
Are Operating
SHOULD LEARN MOTORS
Instruction Books Given by Factories
Detail Component Parts of Ma
chimes and Their Functions.

Year by year the number Of women
who operate their own cars increases.
Their efforts in the handling of the gas
oline steed are not confined TO the small.
low-powered cars Among the fair sex
there are many who are as capable OF
handling the high-powered machine as
are members Of the other sex.
Unfortunately. all of them who drive
are not conversant with the mechanical
features OF the automobile. They sim
ply know how 10 stop. start. and guide
the car. when anything goes wrong.
they must call for assistance.
Every woman who drives should be-
come conversSnt with the mechanical
features Of her car and be able to over
come the ordinary troubles that are liable
TO arise. Each should. as far as possible,
prepare herself against the ordinary
troubles that are liable to occur. A re-
pair shop or service station Is not al
ways within reach.
Nervousness Is the chief obstacle that
many women must overcome when try
ing 70 become skiIlful driver. Instead
of giving her attention TO the work in
hand. the studying Of her car, she is
anticipating trouble.
There Is another type Of woman driver.
the one who considers that "she knows Il
shift gears smoothly. and make her way
through traffic. PerhaSos she Is familiar
enough with the mechanical features TO
know when the motor is missing. and
can trace the cause TO a faulty plug or
defective wire.
Asks or Phones for Aid.
Here her knowledge ends. but never
theless she drives about the country, con
3dent that, no matter what happens, she
can at least make a temporary repair
with which to get home or In touch with
a repair shop.
When the time Of trouble really does
come, she has TO call upon a passing
motorist for assistance or telephons
home for aid.
Which Ia more to be pitied from the
motoring standpoint. the woman who fs
ignorant of the essential features Of q
car on account of a nervous indisposi-
The Washington herald., 1916-04-16
Rabbit Driver, Got Vol.

Carthage, No. March 1--The second
big wolf drive Of the winter was held
seven miles west OF Carthage Over 80
participated and one wolf and 10 rsb-
bits were killed. Three other wolves
were sighted. but made their escape.
The rabbits were turned over &c the
Charity Union for distrfbution among
the poor.
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1916-04-21
Real Estate
Beecllwood

These lots are a good p,lr-
chase. The price is so very
low that you cannot help
making money. Never be-
fore hassuch an opportunity
been given to buy lots as this
one. All lots front 40 feet
on a good street and are
from 12O feet to 1855 feet
deep and alley in the rear.
The prices are $50, $50
and $l00
The terms are $500 cash
and $500 per month. No in
terest, no taxes. Put a part
of your earnings in real es-
tate.
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1916-04-21

Same adyertisement i've suo.

Same Advertisement I've sue
cesstve days, 80 cents; same
Advertisement seven successive
days, % cents; ma classified adj
vertiscments taken for less than
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mont DISPLAY charged By
inch.
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phone directory; otherwise,
strictly cash with order.
This page Is closed promptly
Ut II o'clock a. m. Your copy
must be In before that hour 10
insure insertions.
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1916-04-21

ABSENT OWNER says sell 45s acres Of
Appomatox river, Va, farm at ten dol
lars an acre. Six thousand ties. Two
thousand cords Of poplar. Three hun
dred thousand feet Of saw timber, ready
Of river bottom; balance lays well for
farming and grazing. have farmed this
land. Soil Is good and well watered.
VIII raise alfalfa, corn, oats, most any
Kind Of grain, grass or fruit. Can be
made into a first Gloss live stock farm.
A land and timber bargain. ! am far
mer and know the value of this land.
Write or come to see me II Interested.
Tom Hix, Prospect, Va.
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1916-04-21
Would You Buy||
Real Estate AT
Your Own Price?
W IN
We have some very nice
vacant lots that twill poy
you to investigate. 4
\

Lot No. 252, Union Heights,
Lot No. 10, I sec. 10, North:
view. u Y.
Lot No. 29e, Grasselli.
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1916-04-21

WANTED-Men to take active part in
opening branch stores. capable Of assum-
ing management, in Pa, o., W. Va, and
Md. Grand opportunity for progressive
good references. Stendy position with
chance for advancement Call or address
Great Atlantic Pacific Tea Co., 430 First
Avenue, Pittsburg, Pa. Il II
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1916-04-21
PUBLIC SALE OF FINE HOTEL
PROPERTY

Forced by Ill health to retire from bust
ness the owner Of the Hendricks Hotel.
situate on the corner OF Laing Avenue
and Elm street, Cumberland. Nd. has
directed me to sell the property together
with the furniture and bar stock at pub.
Friday, April rs, at 10 O'Clock A. NJ. +.
in front Of the premises. The hotel con.
equipped bar. The rooms are we'll fur.
ntshed, property in good condition and has
five bath rooms, steam heat, electric lights
and gas, and both hotel and bar are doing
age Of 100 feet with depth Of about Ito
feet. The hotel, furniture and stock will
be sold MS a whole. Both have always done
q good business, the bar being one Of the
sold. Terms made known on day Of sale l..
Further Information supplied by Charles
G. Wilson, Auctioneer, Box 334, Cumber-
land, Nd.
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1916-04-21
WANTED TO BUY

WE WILL BUY Buriap pags. Count and
see how many feed baxs you have, and
bring or phone us ana we will call.
cessor to Lloyd Steel & Bro. no West
Pike street. Bell phone 1921. Home
phone 2Q3. y m y & IA. 4 N.
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1916-04-21

n, gtlfF fU IN
A nice five room cottage In
Stealey Heights, a little bet. q
ter than anything you have !.
seen. Price is right. At:
tractivc terms. VI \
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1916-04-21

Do you know that more
than twenty-five new houses
are in course of construction
in Stealey Heights? Do you
know that more permanent
improvements in the way of
street paving and water and
sewerage is to s'be done this
year? All this will increase
The value of vacantelots and.
you who buy now will reap
the profit.
stealey Avenue
Vacant lot 40x120 feet, al
most level.
Price $500.
On terms.
5 room cottage on Baker
avenue, on a fine lot 40x120
feet This streets paved.
Price 5000
One-third cash, one and
two years.
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1916-04-21

WANTEp--A practical neglneer and me-
chanic, one that is not AFRAID to work.
Must be handy with all kinds Of tools
and able to do all kinds Of repair
the proper man at fairly good wages on
the start. Empire Laundry Co.
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1916-04-21

WANTED-A young man for general ONCE.
assistant in wholesale house. Must he
able to operate typewriter but knowledge
OF stenography not required. An excel
lent chance for advancement to bright
young fellow. not afraid Of work and with
some selling ability. Give age, experience
and salary expected, and how soon could
start to work. Address Box 652, city,
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1916-04-21
statesmen WANTED

men, incest line Of goods on the market.
Apply at the Telegram for Instructions.
Ask for Salesman.
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1916-04-21

WANTED GIRIrAge 10 or u, viii give
her home, board and clothes and send
her to school during school months, for
the help she can give me with house.
work. Address M" care Of Telegram
ofice.
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1916-04-21
FOR SALE--Farns

FOR sALE-A dairy farm Of los acres,
good improvements, new barn and silo.
Ask for bulletin OF farms. Many good
Box ., Stewart. Ohio.
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1916-04-21

I REPAIR Lawn Mowers, Ale saws, shar-
ships, all kinds of edge tools. 1 also
have lawn mowers to sell cheap, Bell
phone 316-R. c. r. Gilbert, 40f Jarvis
street.
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1916-04-21
Highland Park.

Seven room house, finished
throughout in oak, large
basement and attic. Good lot
with alley at rear. You can
buy this for less than you
could build 1t today. This is
the best residence section in
the city.
Price $500 a,
Small cash payment and
the property is yours.