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The Yale expositor. (Yale, St. Clair County, Mich.) 1894-current, 1916-11-02

King till the curtain goes up and
shows the inside of the harem with
all the ladies not yet dressed to re-
ceive company"
Naturally people from the country
seeing such thing would get a
shock" Zapp commented.
"They would If they was there"
Birsky said, but actresses and actors
is got to go a long way to shock a
New York audience. In fact, Zapp, If
the police knew their business they
would arrest the two front rows of a
New York audience on looks alone,
for the bad effect the faces has got on
the morals of the actors and actresses.
However, Zapp, supposing that the
people which goes to see the Russian
ballet is as innocent as the police
claims, Zapp, ii wouldn't make no diff
ference anyhow, because a ballet is
like the def and dumb language,
Zapp, people has got to study IL for
years before they know what ii means.
In fact, Zapp, If the police continues
to find this here Russian ballet is inn
moral, Zapp. you would see advertise
ments in the paper:
LEARN TO BE A RUSSIAN BAL
LET AUDIENCE AT HOME.
New method. You pay only for
the diagram and postage which
The Yale expositor. (Yale, St. Clair County, Mich.) 1894-current, 1916-11-02
Saturday Evening

Post of Oct. 21st states editorially:
eve notice increasingly one fa-
miliar sign of flush times, namely,
printed invitations to invest in the
shares of new, unknown, untried en-
terprises. Be cautious! Do not in
vest in any enterprise until
you find out what the names append
ed to the ad. stand for. Remember
that stocks which are offered "
with promise of big returns are
almost always Of the wildcat variety.
The 'blue-sky' artist is getting more
active. Look out for him.
The Yale expositor. (Yale, St. Clair County, Mich.) 1894-current, 1916-11-02
Limited Belief.

That one of the professors at Prince
ton has had his domestic trials was re-
Gently evidenced when young woman
Of rather serious turn endeavored to
involve him in theological discus
sion.
Professor" she asked, do you or
do you not believe in infant damna-
tion?'
81 believe in it," said the professor,
"only at night"
The Yale expositor. (Yale, St. Clair County, Mich.) 1894-current, 1916-11-02
BAD COMPLEXION MADE GOOD
When All Else Fails, by cutieura Soap
and Ointment. Trial Free.

II you are troubled with pimples,
blackheads, redness, roughness, itching
and burning, which disfigure your COM
plexion and skin, Cuticura Soap and
Ointment will do much to help you.
The Soap to cleanse and purify, the
Ointment to soothe and heal.
Free sample each by mail with Book.
Address postcard, Cuticura, Dept. L.
Boston. Sold everywhere.-Adv.
Put yourself in the other mans place
before you condemn him.
The Yale expositor. (Yale, St. Clair County, Mich.) 1894-current, 1916-11-02

son like he gets married. He should
do it for love, because If Teller gets
married for money and his wife should
go broke, he amt going to stay faith
full to her very long. and If a Teller
becomes a sitson to get job, y'under-
stand, all such Teller needs is to lose
his job and right away he becomes a
no good American sitsOn. Then if
we should have to go to war and
would got enough of them oitermobile
factory sitsons around, you wouldn't
be able to hear yourself think for the
powder mills exploding"
"That's neither here nor there
Birsky said. There's only one way
% look at it: if a Teller makes his liv
The Yale expositor. (Yale, St. Clair County, Mich.) 1894-current, 1916-11-02

fering. 1t is agreeable to me for
you to publish this letter. / am glad
to have an opportunity to say to all
who are suffering as l have done that
i obtained relief by using Dodd's Kid
ney Pills and Diamond Dinner Pills.
podd's Kidney Pills SOC per box at
your dealer or Dodd's Medicine Co.,
Buffalo, N. Y. Dodd's Dyspepsia Tab
lets for Indigestion have been proved.
bOc per box.-Adv.
The Yale expositor. (Yale, St. Clair County, Mich.) 1894-current, 1916-11-02

fered for a number of
years with backache,
also tender spots on
spine, and had at
times black floating
ks before my
eyes. l also had lum-
bago and heart trou-
BILE. Since using this
medicine I have been
The Yale expositor. (Yale, St. Clair County, Mich.) 1894-current, 1916-11-02
A GRATEFUL OLD LADY.

Mrs. A. G. Clemens, West Alexan-
der, Pa, writes: have used Dodd's
Kidney Pills, also Diamond Dinner
Pills. Before using them l had suf-
The Yale expositor. (Yale, St. Clair County, Mich.) 1894-current, 1916-11-02
His Responsibility.

81 suppose you are going home and
ct your constituents thinking"
mo" replied Senator sorghum.
They're already at IT, I've got 10 20
md find out just what they're think
ng and what they're liable to do about
t."
The Yale expositor. (Yale, St. Clair County, Mich.) 1894-current, 1916-11-02
is small. Everything illustrated.
Plain, simple, systematic. Write
for free booklet today.

Because as it stands now, you've got
to take the policies word for it that
it's immoral. Even the fifty cent books
which the ushers tries to sell you
don't help you any, which l picked up
one in the aisle and read ii going
home in the subway, and l give you
my word, Zapp, that book was just so
good description of within the Law
or Camille as it was of the Russian
ballet"
That's because you've got to get
imagination to enjoy a ballet" Zapp
The Yale expositor. (Yale, St. Clair County, Mich.) 1894-current, 1916-11-02

Efficiency is the ability TO do work
veil, and with dispatch.
The Yale expositor. (Yale, St. Clair County, Mich.) 1894-current, 1916-11-02
Safe.

Safe.
Black-I want to put my money into
something safel
White-Try a f1reproof vault
Lamb.
The Yale expositor. (Yale, St. Clair County, Mich.) 1894-current, 1916-11-02

Energy is the ability 70 do work.
The Yale expositor. (Yale, St. Clair County, Mich.) 1894-current, 1916-11-02

Ontarios are is i4O7.262 square
miles.
The Yale expositor. (Yale, St. Clair County, Mich.) 1894-current, 1916-11-02

Robbed Her.
Everybody says my daughter got
her beauty from me-"
"How selfish of her to take 1t ~
The Yale expositor. (Yale, St. Clair County, Mich.) 1894-current, 1916-11-02
important TO Mothers

Examine carefully every bottle OF
CASTORIA, that famous old remedy
The Yale expositor. (Yale, St. Clair County, Mich.) 1894-current, 1916-11-02
1t Is.

1t is.
isn't that gazelle there a cute little
creature?"
ooh, isn't he dear"
The Julesburg grit-advocate., 1916-10-26
Area of Canal Zone.

The area of the Panama Canal zone
within the limits of five miles on either
side of the center line of the canal, in
Guiding land and water, but not includ
ing the area within the three-mile limit
from the Atlantic and Pacific ends. is
ALB, made up of: Land area. 3;'22.35
square miles; Gatun lake, 1864; Mira
flores lake, 10: and the area of the
channels from the coast to Gatun and
Mirat!orcs locks. O.S5 square mile. In
Gliding all the waters of Gatun lake.
over which the Panama canal has alb
solute control, the total area of the
Canal zone, according to the Canal
Record, Is 502.5 square miles,
The Julesburg grit-advocate., 1916-10-26

SCISSOR or other official or body. or any
person or corporation whatsoever
Should furnish. render or transmit to the
Tax Commission any abstract, schedule,
certificate, books, accounts memoranda.
information. testimony. report. or other
statement or document of any kind
whatsoever the same shall hereafter
be furnished. rendered or transmitted
TO the State Board of Equalization.
Section S. That all statutes pre-
scribing hnes and penalties for fur
nishing false Information, or for the
failure to furnish to the Tax Commits
sion any abstract. schedule. certificate.
books, accounts. memoranda. informa-
tion, testimony. report or other state
ment or document of any kind what
poever, shall hereafter be applicable to
and enforceable for furnishing false
Information, and for the failure to fur
nish said matters and things required
To be furnished to the State Board of
Eoualization; and all other provisions
OF said statutes imposing fines and pen
alties for any cause whatsoever. shall
continue In full force and effect.
We, the petitioners, hereby designate
and appoint the following named per
sons, whose addresses are set opposite
their respective names. to represent
the signers hereof in all matters al
fecting this petition: Abram l. Mum
per, Greeley. Colo: BENJAMIN F Early,
Pitcher, ss5 ogden St. Denver. Colo.
The ballot title under which the
foregoing proposed law and Initiated
Act shall appear on the official ballot
al said election shall be as follows:
The Julesburg grit-advocate., 1916-10-26
A Valuable Fish,

Fishermen off the southern side OF
the cape have been capturing sturgeon
and tossing them back because they
did not know what to do with the big
fish. Now they are shipping them to
market, having discovered that they
are worth 18 cents a pound, and are
considered better even than swordfish.
Sturgeon flesh is salmon color, and the
spawn, Of which caviare is made, is n
special dainty. Specimens taken on
this coast have run from five to eight
feet in length, and the fish are taken
in strong nets. The fish weigh from
100 to 800 pounds.-Old Colony
Memorial.
The Julesburg grit-advocate., 1916-10-26
The Best PASSAGE,

A somewhat conceited clergyman
who was more celebrated for the
length Of his sermons than for theil
eloQuence, once asked the late Father
Healy, the famous Irish wit, what he
thought of the one just preached.
swell, SIR" replied the humorist, 81
like one passage exceedingly we'll"
Indeed, Father Healy, and pardon
me for asking which passage you refer
to-"
"Well, my dear SIR" replied the wit
1.-The passage l refer to was from the
pulpit to the vestry ROOM"
The Julesburg grit-advocate., 1916-10-26
Just Couldn't Miss II.

whats the population of this
town. asked the supercilious stran-
ger.
"Oh, about 600," answered the ma
tive.
Have you an active citizenship"
"Toler'bly active, sir. The last time
we had lynchin' here some Of our
prominent citizens who had been bed
ridden for months, got up to take a
hand in the proceedin's."
The Julesburg grit-advocate., 1916-10-26
BEAT WALL STREET
THE REAL INVESTOR is THE MAN
WhO.WINS.
Gambler May Make Money by Lucky
Chance, but He Loses in the End
Patience is Necessary
to Success.

The man with long vision wins In
Wall street. This means that the win
ner must be Il student of values lie
must be familiar with the fuctors that
make for or against prosperity, for
Wall street is the barometer of trade.
If the outlook Is unfavorable to busi-
ness, it will be reflected by IL declining
tendency in the stock market, and
when conditions favor prosperity they
will be forecast by rise in the tinan-
cial barometer.
1 have never known one who merely
"gambIed' in Wall street. that is, one
who bought and sold on the chance of
winning or losing, who was ever sue
cessful in the end, Jasper writes in
Leslie's. He might make money by a
lucky chance, just as he would at Il
game of cards or throwing dice. but in
the end the odds were against him.
With very few exceptions have
known Of no one who invested in Wall
street securities with knowledge of
what he was buying who did not come
out with n final profit. 1t takes long
headed. patient man to this, however,
and patience Is not one of the redeem
ing virtues of the American people.
Some Observant financiers, including
one of the ablest in the country, the
Honorable A. Barton Hepburn of New
York, think that they see II slight halt
in the wave Of prosperity that we have
been enjoying by reason Of the war
abroad. They fear marked but tenn
porary subsidence of this wave on the
conclusion Of pence, which may not be
far off. Observers also think that in
some lines Of business promotion of
new securities has been OverdOne and
that the mass Of ''indigestible secur-
ities," as the late J. =. Morgan called
them, may prove to be drug upon the
market.
l note that English papers are in
clined to believe that peace may come
suddenly and unexpectedly, though not
in the near future. Many who recall
the bitterness Of the contest abroad
believe that it will prolong the strug-
gle for two or three years to come,
or at least until the resources Of some
of the contending parties are more
nearly exhausted. A breakdown In
Austria Is first looked for.
The greatest prosperity factor, out
side of the crop situation, SO fur as
this country Is concerned is the presi.
dental election. 1t does not escape
observation that as election day ap'
proaches, the leaders Of both political
parties are expressing greater inter.
est In the consideration Of business
The voters are making up their minds
as to which party can best be depend,
ed upon for the constructive legisla-
ton that our industries and railways
require. Everybody wants prosperity
and every thoughtful voter will be on
the side of the candidate who promises
to help prosperity.
As the campaign proceeds and as the
utterances of the presidential candi-
dates are heard and weighed, the judg-
ment of the public will be formed,
and as soon as it becomes apparent
that this judgment will be in favor
Of candidate distinctly representing
a constructive policy, the stock mar
ket and business generally will reflect
this sentiment.
The Julesburg grit-advocate., 1916-10-26
(Seal)

An Act in relation to the
running Of stock at large.
The Julesburg grit-advocate., 1916-10-26
Truly Feminine.

Ladies'" announced the president
OF an afternoon bridge club, ladies.
1t has been moved and seconded that
there shall be no conversation at the
card tables. What shall we do with
the motion?"
Il suggest" said a sprightly little
blonde. Il suggest that We discuss 1t
while We play"
The Julesburg grit-advocate., 1916-10-26

In Witness Whereof. ! have hereunto
set my hand and affixed the Great Seal
of the State Of Colorado. at the City of
Denver, this Eighteenth day of August.
A. ID. 1916.
JOHN f. RAMER
tSeaD Secretary of State.
The Julesburg grit-advocate., 1916-10-26
An Act in relation to the Y,
Investment Of the public
school funds. -

In Witness Whereof, I have hereunto
set my hand and efixed the Great Seal
of the State Of Colorado, at the City Of
Denver. this Eighteenth day of August.
A. D. 1916.
JOHN E. RAMER,
(SeaO Secretary of State.
The Julesburg grit-advocate., 1916-10-26

In Witness Whereof. I have hereunto
set INV hand and affixed the Great Seal
Of the State of Colorado, at the City OF
Denver. this Eighteenth day OF August,
A. ~ JOHN e. RAINIER,
fSean Secretary of State.
The Julesburg grit-advocate., 1916-10-26

For an Act to abolish the Y
Colorado Tax Commission
and transferring its pow :
ers and duties to the state \
Board OF Equalization.
The Richmond Virginian. (Richmond, Va.) 1910-1920, 1916-05-22

SPEAKER STILL SETS
DIZZY HITTING PACE
Cleveland Star Blazes Trail With 379 Mark-Tyrus Raymond
Cobb Is Now Hitting Better, But Still His Average
Is Scarcely Above 800 Glass

fourteen American League batsmen
nave managed to keep within the lin
Tvs OF the select with Bo1and. the De-
uoit pitcher. paving the way with a
perfect mark. having one hit out of
one time at bat Disregarding him. we
next find Dubuo, of the same team. with
= -ss1. But the real hitter Is iris
speaker, and the present main cog in
the winning Cleveland clan, Is hitting
the horsehide for .s7s mark. Burns.
Tioga BOY. and Tiger first baseman.
- next to the Cleveland star. with .2es.
In the list OF honorary members two
Mack aids have found a place. Stell-
bauer and Strunk. The recruit out
snefder has a mark Of .a45 for his brief
appearance in the line-up, while Amos
continues to keep UP his good work.
and, though losing two points during
the week, still maintains n high place,
with a $40.
Cobb is the last of the select bats
men and his .s04 is q few points bet
ter than the average that the Georgia
crack claimed a week ago. Such famil-
lar names as Joe jackson. Larry La
5ois and Eddie Collins are not found
above the 400 mark, though the veteran
LArw IL making a desperate effort TO
reach the society. His .2S2 Is min eteen
points better than the mark he had
raven days ago and at his present rate
OF advance this same Larry soon should
Be up whore he rightly belongs. Jack
son IL maxoonsd at .276, and E. Collins
lost nine points during the week and
II down to .263. Another famous hit
smith 10 beginning to find himself and
II does not appear az though 1t will
be long until he ia ND where he for
merry shone. ~H. r." Baker. now of
tho t. I'm hfs at
.e3s rate.
Pick. Mack's new third sacker jump
ed from ASS TO .2es and his hits were
ttmaiy ones at that witt took ocoas-
lon also Go boost hts mark and ascend
ed from .ale to .zSs. walsh likewise
was affected by the same hitting germ
that lately has invaded the Mack camp
and moved from .so4 to al. Oldring
didn't change. but schang added TWEEN
ty-two to his .1Bs. McInnis Is finding
n hard TO get started. as his .1Ts in
dfoates. Meyer has an average of .17o.
Dstrok leads IN club batting. with
tho Athletics seventh. Washington IS
tho leader in long hits by clubs. with
the Maolcs nth. Strunk is third I'm the
list OF ten leading sIuggers. while Jim
my Walsh and Pick are found In the
l1s< OF tan leading base steaiers. No
afackmAn 10 among the ten leading run
Ssttera. over which Graney holds sway.
In club fielding Boston is first and the
AZ hast
Coumbe, Of Cleveland, Is the leading
pitcher, with Eve wins out OF as many
starts Morton, of the same club, has
been successful IN six out OF seven
starta Myers, Comics new find. Is
well UP. with fve Victories and two re-
verses. Including Fridays win over
the white Sox. Bush now has six tri-
UNI phs and three defeats walter John
son has won seven out Of ten games,
Sahars L. credited with the nthar AtA-
ietio victory. Plank has won ono out
of four
The Richmond Virginian. (Richmond, Va.) 1910-1920, 1916-05-22
FITZPATRICK LEADING
NATIONAL IN BATTING
Gavvy Gravath Finds Batting Eye and Is Now Hitting 81
CIp-Jake Daubert Adds Few Points To His Already
Inflated mark and Chase Hits Well

One four hundred and thirteen three
hundred hitters set the pace In hit
ting in the National League with Fitz-
patrick, of the Braves, holding the top
with .43s Jake DaYbert added a few
points in his already inflated mark
and boosted his average to .37s. Hal
Chase stuck close to the Dodger for
a few weeks. but evidently found the
pace TOO fast and dropped to .323.
Heine Zimmerman is hitting like the
Elm of two years ago, and is only six
points behind Daubert, having col.
lected forty-two safeties since the sea-
son opened.
Eddie Burns has been idle for q
few DAYS and the result il that his
mark has not changed from .3z7.
One noticea BILE improvement was the
progress made by Cravath who ad-
vanced into the three hundred divis-
ion with a 81 The pills won six
in row before bowling to the Pirates.
and the hitting of Gavvy mainly was
responsible for the victories. In the
past week Cravath added seventy
points. as his mark seven days ago
was just 241
Benny Kauff Is not in the 800 d.
vision. Benny is not up with the
leaders. He was a few weeks ago.
but seemingly has found National
League somewhat battling. However,
Benny is not out of the league by any
means, and great many well-known
n. l.. hitters trail this same Benny.
B. Kauff is hitting away at present at
.2so clip. which is a poor mark for
this same Benny. well-known Federal
Lacquer. and a great booster for this
Benny kauff. In fact, he admits that
he is Kauff's best rooter
stock helped his average during the
week to the extent of nineteen points.
and now is failing the pill for a .2s3.
Dode Paskert is well up with a .2s1.
which is twenty-five points better than
nus marx seven days ago, Whitfield
mad his average sliced from .2s4 to
.274. while Niehoff added nine point.
to his .23s. Good dropped from .e22
10 zoo and Captain Luderus skidded
from --2n6 to 100 Bancroft went
from 1859 to 1875
The Braves lead In club batting
with the Phillies IN ffth position The
cubs lead in long hits by clubs with
the champs fourth Cy Williams leads
the siuggers with Zimmerman second.
put Paskert is fifth in the list. ME-
non mas stolen enough hassock. to
earn place In the list of ten leading
base steaiers. Robertson tons the run.
se1ers, and no Pills are in this coll
unn. The Reds are the best fielders
SO say the averages and the Phils are
third
hughes. of the Braves heads the
Pltcners with four wins out of four
ana Eppa Rtxey is next with three
OUT or three. Alexander Is near the
soP. as usual: with six wins and two
oeieats. Pfeffer and Tesreau are tied
with four out of six each Demarea
mas turned in two triumphs and one
oeleat, Bender one victory out Of TIRES
games, McQuillan one out of Ave ara
mayer one win out OF four starts
ioney, last years pitching sensatf or
mas won two out of seven games
The Richmond Virginian. (Richmond, Va.) 1910-1920, 1916-05-22

SOME CLASSY NOVELTIES
IN LYRICS NEW SHOW

aaria 10 and her English rtris
whose classic and beautiful nro5uc
t'oh' porcelain" has been featured cor
several months in New York and ,~hl.
cago. will be seen for the frs+ t,r,.
outside OF the larger cities of Anerir.
nj the Lyric Theater today. Tuesday
ana wednesday. The feature will ton
me new vaudeville bill, Each group
IN the series OF dainty tabIeaux ran.
resents one OF the porcelains for which
the artists of Dresden are famous Tba
principal exhibits are those represent
Ing The Fruit Bowl" The FIR.
Autumn" Chimney" Lamp" ana
Clock" A
An exceptionally good single comesy
number in the new show will he cur
Bailey. the novelty entertainer, Bailev's
success as a laughmaker Is familiar
10 every follower of vaudeville. He
mas never before visited Richmond.
jolly pair Of funmakers on the
same bill are Stewart and Donahoe,
who have breezy singing, dancing and
comedy turn. which has won them hirh
FAVOR on the Keith circuit
Another great laughmaking act will
be supplied by Bicknell and Gibney. a
rollicking coincidence and a versatile
character actor. They have a variety
turn that includes a dozen different
forms OF diversion.
Ciaudtus ana Scarlet are bringing
a quaint and p!cturesquely staged mu-
sic and song production In which they
employ pictorial illusions to empha-
size the sentiment of their songs The
remarkable talent of the pair az BAN
5oists and their rendering of the songs
OF long ago" ara featured In the act
Some of the best European war MIC
lures secured by the Seiig-Tribuns
camera man In long time are In.
cluded In the motion picture offerings
There will be scenes from Mexico and
the usual miscellaneous screen Offer
ings in conjunction with the vaudeville
bill.
The Richmond Virginian. (Richmond, Va.) 1910-1920, 1916-05-22
MIDDLE STATES WILL HOLD
TENNIS TOURNEY SATURDAY
Richmond Racket Wieders viii Be Entered In Events To Be
Staged at Columbia Country Club In Washington
Philadelphia and Baltimore Stars To Play

Washington. May 21.--The commit
tee in charge OF the Middle States
tennis tournament to be held ON the
Column bia Country Club courts start
ing next Saturday afternoon under the
auspices OF the United States National
Lawn Tennis Association are expecting
a record List OF entries for this vicinity
as players from Philadelphia, Balti-
more, Richmond and this city are al
ready falling in line with their entries.
The mems singles will be the first
to get under way. Great interest Is
being taken IN the tournament, as the
winners OF the sectional doubles are
to compete In the prelimtnaries for
the national championship doubles.
which are to be held at the Oswentiai
Country Club. Of Chicago. August Is.
The best teams in the Middle Atlantic
section are expected to compete IN
this event
The other events which are to be
held are the championship singles.
womsn's singles. 1t has been won
In the championship singles there
has been q championship trophy do
mated which must be won three times.
This trophy has been won once by
Spencer Gordon.
The Murray Cup In the prize for the