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Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1916-03-23
"soclcty Bud." IT, rho Lyric.

i.asky's Society Buds sill bc the
biz ieatur" OF the new Show that comes
10 the Lyric for the latter half Of the
week, beginning with the matinee per-
furmhnce to-day. There arc thirteen
girls IN the Lasky troupe, each being
given opportunity in the musical cx-
travaGanza written for them to dis
play her varied accomplishments as an
entertainer. The program 10 lengthy
and diversified. and the production il
one OF the most popular bilitoppcrs
seen IN ;he Keith theaters on the big
time" this season. King and King
man and woman. who have II sensa :
tional hand-to hand balancing and
acrobatic exhibition, will furnish thrills
and shocks Adams and Gilbert a
comedian and singing and dancing
coincidence, have an OLA podrida o.:
music. singing, dancing AMI nonsense
An Interesting dramatic feature will
he the onc-act farce I'm which Nat
LeninCwell ana "ompau, appear It
is called. "a Might nt tine Lodge" aud
is clever tai -oit OF tn" American
clUhman and iodgcjointr
Castor Palmer. comedy jurglcr. is
AN English importation Palmer has
put together a lot OF tricks that no
one else ever attempted, and he brides
himself on his inventive genius With
the new vaudeville show will come a
fresh installnent Of pictures.
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1916-03-23
DEATHS

pyYDr Died Wednesdays, March -.
l9l6. at 6:45 =. NJ, at irac" liospt-
tai. EVELYN y. rRNpE, Of So Eorth
Twenty seventh street. widow "t NJ
l,-rt X. pryde. aged siXty-thrc" Years
Funeral notice later.
WASHINGTON. -. g and Minneapolis.
Mimi. papers please copy.
TOPKlNS-Dicd. Wednesday. March
% 1915, AZ & A, NJ. at tho stuart
Circle Hospital. CLARENCE ". HOP"
kINS aged foriy-scven years. He
leaves to mourn their loss, his wife.
mother and one sister. Miss Maud Hop
kius Of Warrington. u. :.
III" funeral will takr place TO-
MORROW ,FEIDAY1 MORNING; AZ II
o'clock from the ip'sidcncc. 1919 Floyd
Avenue. ln;crmcnt in Hollywood.
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1916-03-23
S P O R T S
Stork in Willard Family

tUICAGO. March .:.-.JrsS Will
inrJ. worlds heavyweight champion
prize tighter, IL again TO become u
proud pnpn. The Nfth addition to
the willard family Nns expected
March -. and NOW the doctors sny
the htork will arrive this week.
JcsN thread! has three girls ami q
boy.
Friends OF the willard family
limited to-day that Wiilnril'H recent
sickness wnS something of ~ blum.
that he WIS expecting tho stOrk at
his home mud tlldn't wnnt 10 be- AWAY
when II arrived. nnd wns too bnShfu1
Ia take the public Into hts conf
dcnrc.
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1916-03-23
LICENSE REVOKED
Justice 'rutchiicld Finds Will. L.
Nnrri"t< Guilty Of Driving Motor
Car While Drunk.

Iustjc" CrutchGcld yesterday re-
voisd the chauffcur's license OF wills
H. Warwick. il5 East clay Strco;. and
fined him $50 ana costs As we'll ac
Placing him under a Sloo bond for
siS'Y DAYS. when Wargick was con-
viC'od OF driving machine while
drunk. Warrick was arrested By Po-
licculan Bailey several niEhts ago. az
t.r lie mad driver the nlach,ln INFO =
gas lamp. dainagir. both Tho lamp
and me car It Is SAID Major Werner
YESTERDAY called attention TO the traH
regulations which provide for a fine
or from $50 10 500 and tho revocation
ot the license OF persons cauEht driv-
ing automobiles while intoxicated
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1916-03-23
DEATHS IN VIRGINIA
,biid nndIr injured.

Especial 20 The Times Dispatch
NORFOLK. VA. March 22.-Struck
md Knocked down by "a car on the At
lantic Terminal division Of the Nir-
riuia halfway and power Company
YESTERDAY. Maiti" Bcivin, the eight
ycar-uld daughter az Roy Kelvin. az
Norfolk county. +: IN u critical condi-
ton nj tho Protestant Hospital. The
child's LEG was broken. and she WAS
severely co, about the head. The ac-
cidcut occurred q. Lawless station, in
Norfolk County.
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1916-03-23
Mr.. I.ciin 8. phillIn.

Especial to The Times Dispatch
HOYDTC%. VA. Marcn .r.,r4
Leila :. Phillips. vito OF Charlrs ~
Phillips. OF BOydton. died at her hon,
here yesterday. She is survived by b,r
husband. ono sister. Mrs. David Moor,
OF Chesterfield County, and thn r.,
lowing nieces. OF Rtchmond: Mr,,1p
\ Fore, Mrs w. T.. Drew. Mrs LOT, .
BARKER and Mrs Ethel Duval. and also
Two nephews. Garnet Lee. formerly ..
Richmond. and now OF New Orleans
and Samuel Moore. or Chesteraelt
Mrs. Phillips was buried this afternoon
In the Presbyterian Church ward In
Boy,ltOn "
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1916-03-23

in the blood. You cannot cure 4 skin din.
case until the po!sons In tho blood Ar. re.
moved
III" use of saves anu ointmcnts may Ell.
some temporary relief. hut tho poison ma,
causes them Is s,ill In your system ana .,uI
break out on the surface again
You tnu"' 80 to tho roo; OF III. ,r.t.t..
and remove the causc
8 s. s has been purifying the blood AZ,
thus enabling nature to drive away snrc,
p'mples. ulcers ana other skin trouble, ror
hnif century. II contains no harmful drug
II will do for you what Il has don, t,r
others-sive 1t a trial before It lie too h,.,
POISONED BLOOD.
As stated In the introduction Nh. csuxe .,
most diseases Is poison-infected blood ynu
| cannot havc a healthy body IL you have IA,
pure blood running In your veins Tho bIo,l
IL the great source OF nourislment for -.
i'esh tissues When tho blood Is not pu,.,
II carries poisons aud impurities to all paris
Of the body causing local Ills tina. dannut
he cured until the blood is purified fmpu-.
| blood shows itself in many ways-iaci ~
"nerEy-loss Of appetite sleeplessness may
all he evidences Of an impaired condition OF
| the blood.
s. :. $ has been sold for Nifty years. and
is known far and wide as the surest REIN.
ody FOR all blood troubles. II Is nature.
remedy being made from roots and herbs
and acts directly upon the blood corptisp,es
making them pure and healthy so die.
can 81" their work in fighting on disess.
and tonnE up the entire system -'r
MALARIA. 20
Malaria Is poisonous germ which kets
into the blood from external sources and az
most powerful for evil in those consti,,,
tons which are saturated with other poison.
n in fha
10 attack those whose blood is impoverisa,.
| ed or impure from any cause than ,h..i
whose systems are normal and whose bio
Is pure.
The beat treatment for this prevalent M.
ady is that which will destroy maiariru.
| germs in the blood. together with all oth.s
poisonous material that may be present
| s s. S. will purify your blood and cleanse
| 1t Of all impurities II you suffer from Ma
| inria don't lose any time getting 4 bottle
or this wonderful medicine.
REMEMBER 90
| = s. 6. is guaranteed to he purely yeSe.
! table and while cleansing your blood Of ali
| impurities II will act as tonic for Your
entire body. building up your physicai and
| nervous system. a
| This wonderful medicine Is prepared only
| by Swift Specific Company. SO Swift Builu-
| Ing. Atlanta, Ga. Write for special booklet
| and II medical advice Is wanted write Tor
| that also to address given above Books and
] medical advice are free.
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1916-03-23
Joseph Ilichnr,ison.

s'pccial 10 The Times -rispa;enl
Ni.ENNNDRIN, VA. March
Joseph Richardson. Hfty-niuo years
OLD. president Of tho firm OF Richard
son and Rurccss. contractors and build
crs. died at =" o'clock las; night al his
home .'Richhurn," Fairfax Couut!. tw"
and onc-haif miles south OF Mex
audria in Fairfax County, on the Ieie-
graph Road. i'c was native az
Canada ana had erected many ing
buildings il WASHINGTON. New York
and other uoints. lic erected the
citizens National HauIi ana the Nlnk-
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1916-03-23
NORFOLK AMATEURS READY
niil start Prartirc on SntmrdnS-I'ou,
Teams In strong Com
hinatJOn,

NORFOLK. VA. March % All tho
teams of the Norfolk City League will
start pravi!CinG on Saturday afternoon.
y Meeting nf the league officials will
h" n"ld tomorrow afternoon The
league iS composed Of the following
teams
Red Mon, Juniors, Park Place. Mon
roc. \. c., Lamhcrts Point and the Y.
NJ Is.
There are thiriy-hve contracts al.
ready In hands Of the league officials
ana Az many. more have been signed,
hut have not yet been turned in
Tie amateur season in Norfolk was
very successful last year, u norton OF
tho receipts going to charity, and n
successful season for 1916 is antici-
ratcd.
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1916-03-23
Andrew j. Bovrmnn.

Especial to rh" Times Dispatch
HARRISONRuRG, VA, March 22..-
Andrew J. Bowman, scventy-siN years
old died Yesterday near Edinhurg.
Shenandoah County. lie leaves two
children. Euycn" Bowman and Mrs.
Hugh Hoover, % Winchester, and two
brothers. Captain samuel Bowman. OF
Woodstock. ana james IL bowman. "a
nM.ls RIM.
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1916-03-23

\. +. Plrrcn was cut about thr lao,
and head yesterday afternoon when "A
farm wagon of w r. Hoods Nursery.
Of which he was the driver. coliidcd
with IN automobile Of the j. r Tin
Wall Paper Company at Brook Ave g.
nue. and Duval Streets. w. &. George,
colorcd. driver OF the latter vehicle
was not injured. Both the wagon and
the automobile We're slightly damaged.
farrcn was treated by Ambulance sur
":on Porter and was able 10 return to
his home at the Hood farm
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1916-03-23
LECTURE ON CANCER
Dr. j. =. iIorsIey 10 Mako Address 1T
nitnrinn Church for Puhitr
Information.

Dr j. shelton liorsley VIII lecture
at the Unitarian Church. co.uc~ Of
Floyd Avenue and Harrison street to-
night at o'clock upon Modern
knowledge OF Cancer" This lecture
will be woll illustrated by stcrcnpli-
con pictures and will h" given in 4
way that the lay mind can understand.
II is hoped that large number may
avail themselves Of this opportunity,
as Il popular knowledge regarding this
disease is sorcly needed Tn lecture
iy FREQ 10 the public
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1916-03-23

ing house of Burke and Herbert here.
Besides his wi:". Mrs Isabella d.
richardson. he is survived by four sons
and ~" daughters as follows: Joseph
II, Houston. Tex f.: Wesley. OF New York
city; Parker and Charles, of Fairfax
county. and Mrs. Charles Kcngla. Of
Washington: Misses Helen. Dorothy.
Edith and Virginia, or Fairfax County.
He was member OF several Masonic
orders. Ills funeral viii take place at
o'clock tomorrow afternoon from
his late home.
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1916-03-23

Governor stuart granted respite
until April n. Yesterday. to Joe ee
convicted in Caroline County on the
charge of murder, and under sentence
to br executed on March pa The re-
spite was granted to allow counsel for
the prisoner To present an application
for a communication of sentence
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1916-03-23
uohhcd While In R,,,,ho,.c

Z II MAYOR. ToH East Leigh Street.
N"st"rhay reported 10 tho police that
his clothing had been robbed OF sa4
and check for s2al.sl while be was
taking bath in the branch Public
Baths. No. . !, is thought that the
thief stoI" the money by reaching over
a partition while Major was i'm the
bathroom.
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1916-03-23

Suit in an action of assumpsit was
filed yesterday in the Law and Equity
Court by w. H. Riley against George
NJ. Jackson, Jr. for $500 Attachment
papers were served on banks holding
money belonging TO Mr.. jackson.
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1916-03-23
Thieves Tnke 100 Pcnnir.

Mrs. Shakespeare, Of Ia" Youu:
WononS Christian Association Ollie.
at SloN East Main street. complained |,
the police last might that tho o.Hc,
there had been broken into and 0l
pennies stolen
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1916-03-23
Mrs. Ann u. Wilkinson.

Special TO The Times Dispatch
PETERSBURG. VA. March 22-Mrs
Ann b. Willtinsou. widow or William
a. Wilkinson, died this morning at her
home. Mataoca. after an illness of SOW
cral months. She was i'm her sixty
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1916-03-23

Judgment Entered.

Judgment for SIS was returned YES
teTday in the City Circuit Court in the
suit Of w. II. Perkins against Arthur
Arlington and Arthur Arlington. Ir.
trading as the Gucrrant Hotel. and H.
II. Elicit
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1916-03-23

sixth year. and Is survived by son.
b. NJ. wilkinson. and daughter Ml.,
Gustena Wilkinson. both OF Matrosa
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1916-03-23
Tigers Beat Texans.

FORT WORTH, TENAS. March 81
Detroit americans. q; Fort Worth
Texas League, s.
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1916-03-23

SHREVEPORT, IA, March 22-
Shreveport, Texas League, I; Cincin-
natl Nationals. .
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1916-03-23
Valuable Health Hints

The KcoA"vel: Conservation Commission on
national vitality indicated in their report
that in tho United states every year there
nrc C0oo0" deaths which should not have
occurred
Think Of it i.5b deaths every twenty
four hours which should have been prevent
cd-a Titanic a day. IL 1t not fr!ghtful TO
contemplate?
Their report also indicated that at ico.t
half OF tho 100000 sick beds constant.
KEEP, ailcd In IN. United states should no,
hc needed
Many people fnll III ana die because they
simply neglect TO apply 20 themselves their
knowledge OF tho laws OF health.
WHOM YOU realize THAI impure impov.r-
ishcd or impaired blood Is the prime cause
Of disease. YOU viii understand the Import
ance nj keeping your blood pure and viGor-
GUS, and II /; has gotten IN bad shape from
amy cause you must quickly realize the very
great 'np"r'arc" OF getting II back in good
condition without delay. Tho surcst aud
safest way that has been found 20 keep the
blood pure and also 20 mako Il pure after
IL has Income impure Is To tnk. s. : $
the Standard BLOOD Rornedy FOR nf;y years.
TO YOU know that
RHEUMATISM
Ia no, just = local soreness? The pai, in
the muscles joints Is merely symptom
tho cause Is much deeper
Rubbing :hc sore spot with oil. or lini.
ncnts mny bring n certain amount OF tenn
porary relief but til. disease IL still In the
system and the pain viii come back Rheu-
matism is poison In IN. bood-,hat poison
must be removed before tho disease can be
cured. " be r"movcd by using s
:. s. which acts directly ON tho blood
rurifyin. it aud removing the poisons that
cause the disease. : s :. Is purely vcgc.
table and not only puriticS the blood. but is
a splendid tonic for the entire system
CATARRH
Tho symptoms Of Catarrh are mos. fire.
.asc itself Catarrh Is the result OF impuri-
los in tho blonh-thcse impurities must lie
4cmovcd hcforc III" disease can he cured.
The most common symptom OF Catarrh 1.
IN inhancd ana tender condition OF the
reathing passages and the blocking OF
throat and nostrils with mucous.
Tho OF washes nasal douches and
creams merely case the local irritation, but
DO not reach the disease.
To cure Catarrh you must 20 to tho sea,
OF the troubic--thc bood--aud cleanse ana
purify 1T with :. $. :. Its action is &c
-'"ansc and strengthen the blood corpusclc.
-, they fight of the disease.
I rIMrLES AND SORES
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1916-03-23
roo LATE FOR CLASSIFICATION.

FlRSr-cI.ASS cook wants place; all
days work or washing at home. ?0l
Wet i.cigh Street.
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1916-03-23

WANTED. room with or without board
by young business woman: centrally
located. on Grace OF Franklin Strccts
References given and required. IT 707,
care Times Dispatch.
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CAT.SRRIf.

liMrI.ES AND SORI
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1916-03-31
Turned the Joke.

Professor Williams Of the Greek de-
partment at the University of Wiscon-
sin has certain dry humor that is
sometimes the despair of his students.
One of the prize students, who was adj
dicted to the use of the interlinear. was
trying TO blunder through a passage Of
Aeschylus recently and was making a
bad job Of il. 1t became evident after
the first line that the young man was
in deep water. Beads of perspiration
dampened his forehead as he tried to
blupder through the passages wallow-
ing helplessly and raising the distress
signal. Professor Williams showed no
mercy nor offered to throw out the
life line TO the sinking man. The latter
appealed dumbly for relief and at last
broke down completely.
Professor. he said, you have miss
ed your vocation"
Yes? And what should have been
my vocation?'
you should have been a broncho
BUSTER
The professor waited until the ripple
Of laughter had died away; then he re-
piled: 1T amounts practically to the
same thing. | am mule driver
Pittsburgh Press.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1916-03-31
- The
Scrap Book
Easily Fooled.

In Leslie Wards Forty Years of
Spy" is this story of the absentmind-
edness of Lord Crewe. a failing which,
"since he was not aware of it," caused
him to be considerably taken advan.
tage of. He used to dine at the
Athenaeum and usually at the same
table. Another member came rushing
in one day to obtain place for dinner
for himself. All being engaged, the
waiter was obliged to refuse the extra
guest, when the flurried member point
ed to an empty seat.
ooh, sir" said the waiter. with
apologize Difference. "that's Lord
Crewe's."
"Never mind said the urgent would
be diner "Tell him when he comes
that he's dinedr'
1t is to be supposed the waiter found
his deception worth while. for when
Lord Crewe arrived he was met with
surprise and quiet expostulation.
'You dined an hour ago. my lord"
said the INSCRIPTIONS waiter.
$50 | didw murmured the poor vic
tim as he retraced his steps.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1916-03-31
A Cordial Welcome.

A well known American portrait
painter. armed with a full length pOr-
trait study taken off the stretcher and
rolled under his arm, ventured to call
on Whistler one Sunday morning. His
modest knock brought the great man
to the door. Opening it little way, he
thrust out his head and demanded ir-
ritably:
what brings you here? What do
you want?"
The artist stammered out that he
was a student and had a study that he
would much like to show Whistler.
Whistler said "Mm-m-just wait IA
minute' and, rushing back into the
room, he turned every picture with
its face to the wall and removed from
the easel the canvas on which he was
engaged. Then, motioning the Amer
lean in. he sat down and said: Now.
what do you want? You know I'm
fearfulIy busy today, but sit down-sit
down.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1916-03-31
Made an Enemy.

Representative Simeon ID. Fess of
Ohio is proud Of the fact that he is. as
he himself declares. "absurdly UMPIRE
possessing"
eff 1 were really a handsome man,
says Fess, 81 would not have half the
fun with myself that / now do"
When he was special lecturer in his
tory for the University of Chicago,
Fess went to town i'm Pennsylvania
to speak one night, and while waiting
for his turn he sat i'm the audience
next TO a fashionably dressed woman.
who talked TO him patronizingly about
the program for the evening. She ask
ed him If he knew anything about
Fess, and Tess said he knew nothing
except that he was a man Of COM
handing personality. In due course
Fess excused himself to take his place
on the platform, and he saw the as
tonished woman get up and leave the
hall in disgust and indignation.-Bos-
ton Herald.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1916-03-31
His Reward.

Eugene Wood, the writer, used to
work on the Chicago News years ago.
when Butch" White was the city edi-
tor. White was a wonderfully capa-
BILE man, but renowned for a predispo-
sition toward periodical grouches.
When one of these spells was on him
he was not a sympathetic or jovial
spirit. y
Wood reported for duty one noon all
wreathed in smiles and, extending his
hand toward White, said:
"Well. congratulate me-"
"On what" asked White, looking
up and glaring at him.
II was married last night" announc-
ed Wood, still beaming.
Congratulate you," repeated White.
you're crazy. Congratulate a blamed
fool for getting married on your sal
airy! Congratulate you nothing. I'll
fire you; that's what III do. You're
discharged!'
And he was tOO.-Boston Herald.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1916-03-31
WASH DAY MENU.
Mrs. Whitney's Recipes.

M RS. HARRY PAYNE WHIT
NI NEY recently held a food bazaar
at her home in behalf of a hos
pital. Among her favorite recipes are
these:
Balmoral Dessert Biscuits QH. NJ. the
Queens Baker, Balmoral Castle, 1856.
These are no thicker than passover
cakes and very short One-half
pound Of -four. one ounce of butter.
four yolks of eggs, only two whites.
Mix the above into stiff paste. roll
out very thin and cut into round
shapes size Of top OF teacup, with a
wavy edge pastry cutter Bake i'm
slow oven. The biscuits should be quite
thin, blistered all over, but not brown
ed and not pricked. The blisters are
the same color as the biscuits, not
darker. These are only good when
quite fresh from the oven.
Lady Heywood's Milk Lemonade
To the juice of nine lemons add one
pound of fine loaf sugar Pour on this
one quart of boiling hot mix and let 1t
stand all night. Into separate YES
sci peel three lemons as thin as posi-
ble Pour into it one pint Of warm wa
ter 600 degrees heat). This also must
stand all night. covered, Of course
Next morning put both together and
strain through very fine jelly bag till
perfectly clear and bright. Add sherry
to your taste.
Grandmother's White Soup. - Two
quarts stock of veal, lamb or chicken,
an onion boiled with it, one quart milk
and cream, mixed; suspicion of mace.
yolks of two eggs. little cornstarch
of -four to thicken. Soak a little mac
just before serving.
Chicken Basket - Make a ring of
mashed potatoes. Fill the center with
creamed chicken. Sprinkle Drowned
breadcrumbs on top.
Goldfish FOam.-Make n white sauce
of one tablespoonful Of -four. one tea
spoonful Of butter, one cupful of hot
milk. Stir until smooth and theu add
two tablespoonfuls Of finely picked cod
fish. freshened, ard the beaten whites
of two eggs.
Johnnycake.--One cupful Of cornmeal,
one-half cupful -four, one teaspoonful
soda, salt, two tableSpoonfus molass-
es. one tablespoonful sugar, sour milk
to mix.
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