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Albuquerque morning journal., 1916-06-06

The world is passing through that
season when the home is turned
topsy-turvy and the old man is ready
20 pick n quarrel with anybody.
Albuquerque morning journal., 1916-06-06

The last reel showed the heroine
buying a husband for $1,000. The
next one viii show her trying to sell
him for thirty cents
Albuquerque morning journal., 1916-06-06

DR.. Waite has the consolation Of
knowing that If he goes to the electric
chair he will not need any of the
Waite money.
Albuquerque morning journal., 1916-06-06
COrnS COme,0ff
Like Banana Peel
Wonderful, Simple "Gets-It" Neye,
Fails to Remove Any Corn Easily

Wouldn't it jar you? Here pya
been going along for years. with one
desperate corn after another irving
to get rid of them with salyes that
Albuquerque morning journal., 1916-06-06

Hughes silence Is creating more in
tcrest than Roosevelts noise.
Albuquerque morning journal., 1916-06-06
PROHIBITION LAW
CANNOT BE REFERRED

behNer' June 5.-The legislative
prohipition law cannot be referred TO
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1916-08-13

LONG time ago, or to be accu-
rate, in the year 1888, the
House of Harper. then q young
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1916-08-13
TNHE process of eating has suffered
from more complications than

TIME process of eating has suffered
from more complications than
any other function on the human
schedule. 1t has got to such a pass that
an honest man cannot just simply sit
down and eat. He must hang from the
window ledge for twenty minutes after
eating in order to grow thin, or ne must
recite a stanza of light verses before
each mouthful in order to grow fat; he
must figure out on his cuff the proper
ton of carbohydrates to proteids IN
each waffle before putting syrup on, and
must consult chart OF balanced
Menus" to see if the meal he would like
to eat will disintegrate his tissues.
The basis of the whole agitation
seems to be that exercise is an essential
part of eating-that is, it is either
essential that you should exercise dur
ing meal or that you shouldn't. You
can take your choice.
From the old Roman who lay on a
couch with his head flush with the edge
of the table and rolled the food into his
mouth it is long stride to the business
man of to-day, who is in such hurry
that he has to take twice the time to get
a quick lunch. Science has contributed
tremendously to the facility OF eating
in these days, making it possible for a
man to get less to eat with double the
amount of application by going after
his own food.
But whatever the disadvantages OF
the self-service plan may be, 1t certainly
fulfls all requirements with regard to
exercise with, before or after meals. 1t
has been estimated, no longer ago than
three minutes and at this very desk,
that the average man who eats his
lunch in an automat or selt-servlce
establishment walks, during the course
of his meal, a distance equal to three
and one quarter miles. or, in other
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1916-08-13
Major Jack Douvnme Him. of Course and So Vas Martin Van buren,
Ashore al the Battery the Tail of the
Generals Horse (See iHnsrahon)

knee. Well says l, this beats all nat
ur; it will cost more than fifty cents to
mend them Never mind, Massey says
the Gineral, if you can't get them are
pantaloons mended, the Statell giveyou
a new pair And then we all snorted
and snker'd, tell you.
81 suppose it won't amount to nothing
to tell you what we did in York; for it
seems to me every living cretur was
there. | never see such crowd in all
creation; and it has been just so all the
while up to this hour.
1--WE got the rumatiz now all over me
i ha'nt had my hat on for nearly three
weeks. AS soon as we go out, take one
side and the Gineral t'other, and once in
a while we change sides, and keep it up,
bowling right and left. like that better
than shakin hands, for l can stand it
now, and with one swing bow over five
thousand folks at once, and we can't
shake off half that number before break
fast.
"Mr. Van Buren, gets along pretty well
here among the Yankees, considering;
but he has got his hands full, tell you.
They don't hurra here quite as much as
they do down south, but kinder like to
talk over things, you know, and we've
got plaguey little time for that. Major
says Mr.. Van Buren,, one day, I wish
you would do all the talkin with these
mandatory folks-you have a mack
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1916-08-13

any thing, a little ahead of him. But
this Amt the only thumper I've heard
about that scrap. | have heard it said
that Mr.. Van Buren, had sawed the
string-pieces under the bridge (anybody
may guess for WHAT; but that can't be
so, for he was right behind the Gineral
when the bridge fell, and all the folks
were laundering in the mud and water.
| thought he had gone, too, for ne was
right in the thickest on EN-. | and the
Gineral clapt in the spurs, and we went
quick enough through the crowd on the
Battery; and the first thing saw was
Mr.. Van Buren, hanging on the tail of
the Ginerals horse, and streaming out
behind as straight as old Deacon Willo-
bv's cue when he is little too late to
meetin. Some of the folks said it look'd
like the Flying Dutchman, and some
said something about Tam O'Shanter';
but never mind, we snaked him out OF
that scrape as slick as whistle. | don't
believe any one was drowned; but some
did get mortal ducking. | never see
such a mess; they went in there like
frogs-and such an eternal mixing
colonies, and captains, and niggers, and
governors, and sailors, and all; it made
no odds which went first, or what end
was uppermost. And when we got up
to the tavern, where we put up over
night, and the Gineral had real laugh
to see all our folks coming in one arter
another. Gov. Cass had bandanna
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1916-08-13

lose one and one-tenth cubic inches OF
LIQUID along the route, the Runner dis
covers that the Employee Hazard, who
collects empty dishes, has collected the
sandwich that was left on the table and
made off with it. A short but frantic
chase after the wrong 'Bus-Boy ends up
in a quick sortie to the Sandwich Vault
for duplicate sandwich Q.45).
The sandwich and coffee, when
brought face to face, seem so unimag-
NATIVE that the Contestant risks a de-
layed pass to Hard-Boiled Egg 1ncu-
bator 0.5), returning through broken
field. On reaching the table, he dis
covers a strange man eating the sand
witch. Assaults him, and then sees
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1916-08-13
CHART SHOWING THE PROGRESS
OF THE FOOD WHEN PUT
IN PLAY

that his own sandwich is resting where
he left it on the next table Q.6). Apol-
ogizes and returns to his own table
with Hard Boiled Egg.
After the third mouthful the Hard
Boiled Egg and Sandwich become dry
in the throat, practically blockading
the passageway. A forced march down
the entire length of the Armory to the
Water Cooler and back (2.4), with p ar
feet interference by seven 'cross-town
lines of lunchers, also carrying liquids,
resulting in loss of half the water.
Back, to find that the Bus-Boy has
collected the remnants of Egg ard
Sandwich, leaving nothing but the
paper napkin. The Contestant drinks
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1916-08-13
HIM ANDREW JACKSON SWUNG AROUND THE CIRCL

that way WELL says I, I don't know
but ! have, but says l, Mr.. Van Buren,,
I guess you can talk as glib as most
folks So he can: for do rally believe,
if Mr.. Van Buren, was to set up fac.
tory, he would turn out cloth that
would suit any kind Of living cretur,
and no one could tell whether it was
made of cotton or flax, hemp or WOOL
twilled, or plain-striped, or checker'd-
but little of all on 'em. l never see such
curious cretur as he is-evry body
likes him, and he likes evry body; and
he is just like evry body; and yet, in all
the droves of folks I've seen since left
Washington, / never saw any body like
Mr.. Van Buren,. Enos Lyman got a
painter to try and get likeness OF Mr..
Van Buren,, for his sign-board TO the
tavern, on the road to Tanton. We'll,
now says /, just put up your brushes;
you may just as well try to paint fash
of heat-lightning in dog-days.' But he
tried it, and the sign-board looks about
as much like Mr.. Van Buren, as a salt
Goldfish looks like pocket Handkerchief.
1--WE start tomorrow morning down
east, and ! sha'nt be able to write an
other word till arter we have been to
Downingville. Pm going on ahead 10
lend Sergeant Joel hand to get things
to rights there; and if you don't hear OF
cracking work down there, that VIII
make 'em stare, Pm mistaken. The Gin
eral is amazingly tickled with the
Yankees; and the more he sees on EN-.
the better he likes 'em. No nullifca-
ton here, Major says he. No. says j.
'Gineral: Mr.. Calhoun would stand no
more chance down east here than
stump'd-tail bull in fly time.
81. DOWNING, Major,
"Downingville Militia, I'd Brigade. :
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1916-08-13

nickel's worth and bid fair to flood u.
place, and three line bucks after a knit.
fork and spoon respectively 1925.
With the same amount of walking u.
man could have been served in a reQul,,
restaurant, taken stroll down II.
mile straight-away of Flemish tapestrs,
on exhibition at the Art Museum, with,
detour through the Byzantine DRINKING.
Cup corridor he could have accompanies
his wife from the Misses loaks-and
Suits Tinwear Draperies-and Notion,
floor of department store to the NJ.
chanical Toys Undergarments Poreb
Furniture-and-Toilet Goods floor. and
still have had strength enough to wall
from the entrance of the Pennsylyan,
Station to the nearest car of the Wash.
ington train.
And yet here he has spent all thai.
time and energy and has nothing 10
show for it except three sandwich
crumbs on his waistcoat and desire 70
80 somewhere and get lunch.
But, for all that, the self-sevice sys
tenn is contribution toward our demo.
cratic system of government, and al
contributions surely ought to be CRATE.
fully received. Any man who has ever
stood, with six other citoyens in front Of
the revolving chicken pie machine, each
man cycling the others to see if they
think that they are going to get the next
disagreement, while he thinks to him
self that he'll be DANCED if they do; any
man who has filed past the recording
angel at the door of the Honor-systen
Lunch and suspected every one in line
including himself, of giving the wrong
amount to be shouted out against him
such a man must have felt that in the
heart of the Great Common People Of
this country lies the solution of the
Whole Problem.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1916-08-13

what remains of the water and starts
out on another reconnaissance.
After patrol up and down the sand
witch and pie coasts, netting a gain OF
one-half a mile (29), commanders
piece of layer-cake suffering from
shaving-soap lather, and tacks back to
the table, the other side of which has
been occupied in the meantime by
severe-looking gentleman who is eating
crackers and milk.
After the nervous strain of the pre-
ceding blockade-running the Home
Team has lost all of his poise, and be-
comes so embarrassed at the severe
looking gentleman's watching him eat
his layer-cake that he forgets for the
moment the exact location Of his mouth
and tries to force forkful of lather
into the side of his cheek. Moves to
table on other side of Hall 500.
The remaining quarter of mile is
easily gained by series of plays, in
Guiding a forward pass Corn Mullins
to Consumer), an onside kick to the
fioorwalker because the cream-tap for
got to stop flowing when it had given its
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1916-08-13

4 LONG time ago, or to be accu-
~ rate, in the year 1888, the
House of Harper, then young
firm at so Cliff Street, put Major j.
Downing (Downingville Militia, Second
Brigade) into book form. Major Jack
had previously appeared in "The New
York Daily Advertiser" which printed
and featured a series of his remarkably
frank letters.
With Hughes in the thick of the first
campaign skirmish, there may be some
thing more than humor in the letters OF
a man (however mythicaD who Swung
around the circle" with Andrew Jack
son. The Downing letters were not
wholly fiction. Those who read them
now may rely upon their having been
founded on aforementioned fact.
Read in the news pages of The Trlb-
une of the progress of the present Re
publican candidate through the West;
then stop off here at this Magazine page
and let Major Downing tell you OF the
progress of Andrew Jackson and Mar
tin Van Buren, through New York City.
Jackson, Van Buren,, Calhoun, Governor
Cass-the Major is as free and easy
with the political notables of his day as
ever Mr.. Dooley might be with Roose-
Welt, Hughes and Wilson. You have the
floor, Major, just as you had it in 1888:
"Mr. Editor,-I have seen in your
paper a Growers Inquest saying l
was drowned at the bridge at Castle
Garden, and picked up down in York
Bay. This is tarnal lie, and l wish
YOU to say so; did not so much as get
my feet wet when the bridge fell, though
it was a close shave, tell you. was
riding right alongside the Gineral,-n
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1916-08-13

words, he walks three and one-quarter
miles. A glance at the accompanying
chart will show at once what is meant.
We shift all responsibility to the chart.
By consulting this it will be seen that
the Runner enters the restaurant at the
Entrance 600 miles) and proceeds
along good macadam to Empty Table
(O.2). From here he strikes off cross
country to the Sandwich Vault (O.8),
where he trots up and down in front of
the exhibit trying to decide on the lucky
sandwich (0.9). This selected, it is
necessary, if the lunchery is an automat,
to walk back the entire length of the
Ball Room Q.0) to procure nlckelS
with which to operate the machine.
Back to the Sandwich Vault Q.D,
liberating sandwich and making de-
tour to the extreme end of the line for
a plate and a napkin 1.15), returning
with same to table Q.2) and leaving
them there to skirt left end for gain of
a cup of coffee, secured at the Coffee
Pavilion at the Four Corners.
On returning with coffee to his table,
holding the cup at such an angle as to
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1916-08-13

Indian tribes in your department, and
it is hard case if you can't get scalp
to suit YOU And the Gineral snorted
right out at this. And then come Gov.
Massey; and he had his pantaloons rip'd
from the waist band clean down to the
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1916-08-13

tied round his head,-What,' says /,
Governor, are you hurt? Not as /
knows on says he; but lost my wig
And sure enough, come to take off the
handkerchief, his wig was gone. "Well,'
says |, Governor, you've got the whole
Der Nordstern. [volume] (St. Cloud, Minn.) 1874-1931, 1916-02-03

bon 8aun1tpoae nod Da.tihlan6 cine
ungejetlide, nidt einnal motbpenoi=
qe geerauberei. Snlitb tpies barauf
bin, ooB sic Sereinigten 5toaten
olrrb Elm embargo ouf Wa1nition
lebr pobl imitanoe mdiren, gnglon6
gefiigig 5l1 nadyeu. 9aru1f ermi-
6erte Senator 8inims, 6aB Ser
Mm1erifoner fir sic 9ummmitat uno
Gipiliiatior, nidt ober fir Collars
uno Gents ms 5elb 5ieben lone, =
oies biirften Iib Sic u2e11te bon Dirie"
binder sic 9bren idreiben. Seno=
tor 8i1im1s bot gut reben; nur lit
IS be5eidmeno, boB ii6 Serridaffen,
sic mhts 81 perlieren boben, IN biai-
gen &eoensarten un6 Hrin5ipienrei=
terei ergeben. @enm 6ie gu11mtpoae
er5e1.genben Su6itaaten ruiniert tper-
SEN, perIore @err @iuiams ii4erli6
nidts babel. Sc iii Idngit feitgeiteM
moroen, oaB Ge1tldlon6 bei Der Ser
lteaung bon Munition ,uberbaupt Ser
@o11m1polle gar nidt mebr benotbigt.
@en1r 6ie}elbe beru1ob uuf allerbo6it
groBbritunniiden 8efebl nidt ms
@oterlano eingefibrt meroen borf,
10 ba116elt eS 1ih eben einfa4 Inn
cine 1pilfiirlide Gtorung 0es uneri=
faniif)en @an6els, mie tie England
iiiberbaupt bon b%ornberein un6 aus
Nrin3ip om Ser5e1 Lag, uno ME
mo11o fonn es unieren u9e,1ten bon
Iirie" per6enfer1, menn iie Ser 5riid-
te hires l~tnternebmtngsgeiites, ibres
5Ieibes nidt perlultig geben tponen,
bIob meiI England mi4t MIR Sen
feinolid)en, ior6ern aa1@ Ben ne11tra=
len l1eberiee=@m6el enttpe6er bernid+
TEN ODER ont iid bringen min.
Der Nordstern. [volume] (St. Cloud, Minn.) 1874-1931, 1916-02-03
Gus 2eben oieies auBeroroentli.

Gus 2eben bieies aub%eroroentli-
den Mannes fnnn als zines bon pie
len 8eilpiele11 gelten, on oeren mir
Sen mobltbdtigen ginflub Scr tatboli-
iden 2ebre allf Sic Ml1geborigen Der
10 peradteten Negerroile %ertenre11
f0rmen. @orous mir Sic Yflidt ab.
leiten lol1en, bie{en ginfl,1B SIT ltarfsn
uno gu mebren, no INNER lid) uns
@elegenbeit oaau bietet. Sic Inter
itiitung ser einbeimalden Ne9ermtl=
iion lit "a Elm a11sge5ei9netes Wsit=
tel, budr bas mir u1rs 6ieier 9rtfgabe
in proftl9er unb rirfiumer @eile
entleoigen fonner1. Genn in otele:1
MiI}ionen lit es, 100 Die Gboraftere
pom Sdlnge zines Souiiaint berau5-
gebiloet per6en. e.=St.
Der Nordstern. [volume] (St. Cloud, Minn.) 1874-1931, 1916-02-03
Sd6m ange1anfem fin6 sic 8eridt

erltatter Ser groBen Seem Dorfer Bet
tungen, als iie Dor einigen Sogen Die
o11s europa 5uriidfebren6e amerlfaz
niide Sangerin Ma11oe 6aD nit Sra
gen uber SEN &rieg beltiirmten. sic
bofften rotirlib etpos redt l1ngif1=
ltiges uber 9eutidlamo 5u boren,
ober sem @efnGer tbot 6ie Game If
men nidt. u0eutidIan6 tit 6ie grobe
Madt ser 3ufunif," iagte Tie.
~0e1tidlan6 lit unbeiiegbor. 9ie
@elt fennt gor 1i4t 9eutidlanos
Geite in 6ie1em &riege, un6 es NOR
0el1hdlan6s GROCER Seller, 6oB es
nidt fit einer guten &reile=agente1
iorgte. @info6 grobartig itno Die
5rouen in 0e11tihlon6. 9a giebt es
feline @piterie. Sic leben Sag fin
Sag fin 6os gaterIon6 un6 fir ibr
Seim, friiber lebten fte fit ibr 9eim
un6 6us Goterlm6!"
Der Nordstern. [volume] (St. Cloud, Minn.) 1874-1931, 1916-02-03
Ieribaft Gu6 Cure eiaene
6arml.
Die 3eit, Gmd 1m5mieben, 1T, bebur
SIR famft. 8ornntt brett sm mir,
nnb i@ iuerbe Gm@ belfen, Gmd
Gner @eim frei bo1t ieber SCRIBE.
RING at beridaffen.

@enn SIR tpout, miro 6os 2ono
guh belfen un6 ii4 ieIbit beaoblsn.
babe Elm %ungebeures Mreol bes
frnbtbnriten 2onbes in @entral-Ml.
berta 5u nieorigen Hreiien uno lei9-
ten 8eoineungen gu $500 Bis
$4,000 Sen Side gu perfoufen, 2dnoe.
reien nit genugenoem &egenfan. Be.
oingungen Elm 3mon3igitel boar, @eit
innerbalb 3tpan5ig Sabren. Mu4 Elm
grobes MreaI dbnIider 2%dnoereien
NIT guten 8erbeiierungen 5u mdBigen
Preiien i1n6 8eoingungem. &ier lit
Cure @elegenbeit, Cure 2iegeni9of.
ten ar%s5uoebnen bur9 Mntauf an.
g~ren5en6en 2on6es unb Cure Greunoe
g11b als Mndboren 5u fidern.
@eger ndberem tpen6e man fid III
@ermann Coles, @trome, alberto,
Canada.
Der Nordstern. [volume] (St. Cloud, Minn.) 1874-1931, 1916-02-03
babon entbedt tperoen.

hnber aut @1er @elb tpeq5utperf fen fir
rublole haarausraufenbe 3ubereitungen
unb i9reibt mir beute, gibt guren Sea-
men uno Gorefe, Oh Srau ober @dbz
6en. &4es, mas i9 min, lit, baB SIR
mir cine e Sreimorfe fir Mnttport
ldidt. Ibrei1e: Srau Treberica 9uoion,
aptmt, S11. g: $50. 8 $50. gaain Street,
Ittleborp, N1a6.
@i6tige NotB: Srau @ubion gebort
einer betitelten, in englii9er @eleql9aft
bo4itebenbe Smtlie an; tie itebt nit
leitenben 8ear1ten bnielbit in gerbinz
bung urb lit bic @itttpe eines promiz
nenten geamten IN Der britrfden CIR
NEE, 10 t0nrt SIR @u9 nit ponem 3uz
trauen an tie menoen. sic 5at cine 81
flee in Mmerifn fir bos 8obl Der an
iiberflliigem 9nar 2eiberben er0ffnet.
Shire boIe abre1e it: 8rou 6re6erieo
!5ublon, Mptmt. 811, 6. $50. 8. Rortb
Rain Street. Ittleboro, Mai1.
Der Nordstern. [volume] (St. Cloud, Minn.) 1874-1931, 1916-02-03
Ser Nnanias Summer 5tueiter Shell

9ie lt11beilDolle S%batlgte1t Der
uSpinne Son Gomning Street." Sn
Meuer Sonberm1mmer Son nSSiiues
& gpents" bloBgeitelt. gntbiil1tn=
gen iiber @eltbiitoriiden 8etrug.
Sic Mnonins Summer, 6ie Dor CT
nigen @oden bon Der riibrigen nno
ltreitIr1tigen 3eiti9rift in 6eutld=
feirroIidyen uno 6eutidfreunblihen
&reiien 6erurtiges GuHeben erregte,
bab ser MbidQuB 6ieier ein5igartiyen
Cumming 5eitgenoiiiidyer Dofumcl1=
tie NIT GROCER Spunnl1ng ertpartet
tpalrbe.
Ser 5tpeite Ebei1 6ieier gldn5en6
gegIiidten, reid iquitrierten Shil=
6erung ser engliiden Erefe Eropa=
gon6a miro iebr bal6 bem Eubliflial
porIiegen. Inn sic 1tnn1,sbleiblibe11
Der Nordstern. [volume] (St. Cloud, Minn.) 1874-1931, 1916-02-03
&erbeHerte &emrefa aapfelu seseu bic
@nrmuIaae bel Hferben.

Ra9 Iangen gerfu9en lit es gelungen.
bic &npfeln 70 gu berbeKern, bab Tie bon
teinen1 unberen @nrunmittel i%ibertroffen
f ger .s srr sa9 t?esosm; @ M:.t afqpieln b@@bs.n
unb ale anberen 8iirmer BEL Bferoen
aufs Bette betpdbrt unb gernbe Jest 5oIte
iebes Rferb einige &npieln erbalten, na=
mentIi9 tpenn jtrl1ppiges Nusieben, Ras
gerteit, gifigfeit ufp: auf 8iruner bin<
oentet. @inige Der &apisln tperben S4r
Efer6 iider bon ben Yaraiiten (gofs
uin.) reinigen unb es tpieber seiun6 uno
trdftig MAIDEN. Sic berbeierfen 8eurez
taz&apieln bnben ii9 Saufenbe bon
Treunoen ertporben unb finb ALIEN edit gu
be3ieben bon Der befannten Breebers
&emeopp Co.. ~ 8ioble Ctr, Sept g 8,
MiIpaufee, @is. 8reis $1.25 fir 6,
$500 fir - &apfeln: 8mei 9uteno nit
Snitrument gum gingeben $500, bier
9ubero nit Snitrument $500. Mu6 gu
baben BEL 9dnolern. 3zbo
Der Nordstern. [volume] (St. Cloud, Minn.) 1874-1931, 1916-02-03
0ie bette Gmpfebluna.

Sic it1rfite gmpfeblung, Die IT,
gen6 elm Mrtifel erbalten fonn, III
Elm giimtiges @ort bonn @ebrandcr.
@s iinb sic gn1pfeblur1gen jener, noel
DIE es gebrm,dt baben, oab Chant
berloin's @ultemnittel 10 popular
modt. 6rol1 Mmonoo @ierbart,
@opnesfielo> Ohio, idreibt, ~Gbom=
berlain's @litemnittel lit III meiner
Gumilie ob unb 511 gebru11dt poroen,
unb es bot ME perfeblt, SuIten ooer
grfdltung gu beilen." 81 foufen in
@enrD's Corner 9rr1g Store. Sing.
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Uie Id t1ein Qber-
flulfl9e$ baar los wurde.
@inboo @ebeimnif pertrieb es 10, bak
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meinem Slim. Reine Arme paren gleidz
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bnben NIT Iu5nnbme be5 %&opfbnares.
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mar mein 9nartpud5 bouitd11oig berz
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Der Nordstern. [volume] (St. Cloud, Minn.) 1874-1931, 1916-02-03

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Der Nordstern. [volume] (St. Cloud, Minn.) 1874-1931, 1916-02-03

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