El Nuevo mexicano., 1916-04-13

llulGt duhWtT lIuAA Anupk NAV AFAh
And kindly the riddle unlock.
The Grandfather stands BY the wall,
But where Is the Grandniother'e ciopk2
--McLandbnrgh Wilson III M X. Sun.
TOO Many Jobs, Hnuhie, You old Lizard
(Deming Headlight.l
William Cassler has appointed Hugh
H. Williams as assistant postmaster at
Miesse, and the latter is opening a store
In connection with the postpfflce. Mr..
Williams has also been appointed sta
ton agent for the s. P. at MiesEe, and
his brother Will farm his claim north Of
the town this year.
Course Hs ls
(McAlister Cor. Clovis News.)
Mr. Emmett Sprinkle Is having . well
dug.
NOBODY, SAYS tips from Texas, can
tell what II going to come off iii he tugs
at It d while.
WE'LL, IT really seems to be- getting
pretty nearly that time ~ PEAR.
THE VOTERS will throw up the
sponge and anything else they have
eaten if the G. 0. P. organs keep up that
Hubbell slush. S
DENTIST-Excuse me a moment,
please.
Patient-Where are you going?
Dentist-Before beginning on you, /
must have my drill.
Patient-Great Scott, man, can't You
mill q to0fh Uitbot4f q rahparaqI2-
Judge.
THE TIME has arrived for Fathet to
root around with his microscope to see
if the sweet peas have yet %sprouted.
AS USUAL
There was q man in our town, and ne
was Wondrous foolish,
He took his winter f~lannels off, although
the air was coolish,
And when the chill NORTHEASTERN came,
he shook with might and main,
And spent a week or so in bed, and put
them on again. Judge.
WE MIGHT arrange for the launching
of the New Mexico in the Santa Re
reservoir. 1t would be more convenient
for those of Us who wish to see the
show.
REGARDING THE Sussex, Berlin evil
IDENTIFY believes her word as good as
ours.
THE ONLY way villa will be really
harmless is in al mice casket.
Z
AIRCRAFT development brings many
new words. We believe the last is Hy-
Observation-Disclosures.
YOU CAHrClean up, Paint up. even il
the whole town doesn't.
you CAN also hastily telephone the
Merchants Association that you have a
room for the educators.
DO IT NOW.
you WILL feel better five minutes
afterward.
FLYING, SAYS Lady Auckland, is
good for the nerves. Now it seems to
us that all depends on what kind of
nerves You have.
eAFTER THE War. What?" is Sena-
tor Burton's subject.
PEACE. WE should guess-or else
more war.
SOON a senator will be francisco;
You can wager your final Nahiseo
For e'er in a pinch
'Tis a leaden-pipe cinch
There's q few more votes yet in AtriseO.
OR AT least in Pajarito.
DAD
Dad is an old-fashioned sport;
Has no manners of the court;
Likes to eat In his shirt sleeves
Every meal, and he believes
He should say just what he thinks,
Spite Of mothers nudge and winks.
he is not well versed In Greek;
Plain old Yankee does he speak;
And his rules Of etIHuette-
They have not been published yet.
You can always hear him chew;
Drinks out of his saucer, too,
And he doesn't mind 4 bit
When you call him down for IL
Takes old-fsshloned remedy
For what ails him. Says that he
Can't see much in this "new thought"
Though, of course, perhaps, he ought.
He's not very long on style,
And he wears no fine silk tile.
Interest in art to him
As nanoht but silly whlFn.
He's more taken up with cooks
Than with music or with books.
Polish is not IN his line,
eut IN tell you, friends Of mine,
When I'm lookin' for a v,
Dad looks mighty good to me.
Exchange.
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ALL THE SANE
One-Of course they are nice to have,