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The Washington herald., 1916-04-14
Several Hurt in Riot.

Philadelphia. Pa, April 13-One man
was shot another knocked unconscious by
a brick and two policemen were beaten
severely in a fight this morning between
300 striking longshoremen and workmen.
The Washington herald., 1916-04-14

According to the Geological Survey, an
almost inexhaustible supply Of oil can be
obtained from the shales of Colorado,
Utah and Wyoming.
Evening star., 1916-07-20
Laces Lower!

Sc to &c Val and Torchon Laces
and Beadlnss; " to inch 2c
wide, yard w
1oc to 15c cuny, Val and Venice
Edges and insertions, to Sc
inches wide, yard .... ~
2oc to 45c Venice, Shadow, FiIet,
Plat Val and Oriental Laces, to
6 inches wide, short lengths; 1Ec
$1.oo SILK Nets; odd pieces in
navy, brown, pink, green 1Ec
and light blue, yard ...... H0S
s6.25 to SO Robe Patterns for
summer dresses, cotton volies and
l crepes, embroidered In dainty
designs se;aq, Ss and $2.95 & $3.95
| Neckwear Remnants, 10c
| Values Up to Soc
/ Mussed from handling, but iron
| Ing will make like new! Scores of
/ pieces, white and coIored organdie
L collars, silk, net, lace, p. K. linen
/ and leather collars, frlils, stocks,
flowers and silk ties-aII 1oc.
$1.oo and $1.25 SPORT SETS
Our entire stock In fiber silk, num-
mile cloth and crepe; plain EOc
and striped; choice. e.......... wv
Special Purchase
| New Large Collars, Soc
organdies, nets, voIIes; square
and round shapes, some with net
and lace pIaltInss, others hem
stitched, embroidered or lace
Evening star., 1916-07-20
Births Reported.

The following births have been re-
ported to the health department in the
last twenty-four hours:
John c. and Margaret c. vasiliow
girl.
George H. and Mabel NJ. Roland, girl
Frank and Rose Mary Petrone. boy.
Wade H. and Zaida Haynes, girl.
Jauvier w. and Catherine A. Lindsay
girl.
Ludolph and Marie J. Ingwersen. girl
Provost and Birdie f. Hubbard, boy.
Francis J. and Mildred E. Haske, boy
Samuel NJ. and Estelle Greenbaum
boy.
Angelo and Elizabeth De Guezeppe
girl.
Luther L. and Bessie V. Cooksey, girl
James M. and Alice E. Boyd, girl.
Irwin F. and Marie Bury, boy.
Daniel and Hortense Washington
girl.
Ludword and Maggie Satterfield, boy
Freddie and Luvenia Cooper. girl.
Evening star., 1916-07-20

Williams, who has been here on a visit
to her parents. for the latter's home in
Philadelphia. From there they will go
to Atlantic City for a few weeks, and
then spend the remainder Of the sum-
mer yachting near Long Island.
Miss Dorothy Taylor entertained this
afternoon at a box party in honor of
her house guest, Miss Margaret Wells
of Chattanooga. Tenn.
The guests included Miss Lillian
Rosafy. Miss Margaret Moran, Miss
Margaret Gates. Miss Hazel Priest. Miss
Louise Steinberg. Miss Marcia Trou-
Marian Aten. Mrs. G. w. Taylor cha
peroned the party.
Capt. H. H. Marmaduke and Mr.
Thomas W. Hungerford are registered
at the Belmont, Ocean. City, Md.
Miss Eleanor Richards of 1925 Cor
coran street left Thursday for Phila
delphia, where she will join her cousin,
Miss Mason Of that city. From there
they will motor to Weenonah, N. j., for
two-week stay.
Mr.. Marcus Smith of London is in
Washington visiting his father. Rev.
DR.. c. Ernest Smith.
Miss Helen schif, daughter of Rev.
and Mrs Schiff, formerly of this city,
has returned to her home in Columbus,
Ohio, after a delightful visit with
friends in this city and Baltimore. Miss
Schfn was accompanied by Miss Carrie
Hirt, also Of Columbus, Ohio.
Former Senator Theodore E. Burton
Of Ohio is in Washington and is regis
tered at Hotel Lafayette.
Evening star., 1916-07-20
Observation-Disclosures

Observation-Disclosures
Ladies' Csc Linen, Lawn. Japa-
nese SILK and Silk Mousseline
Handkerchiefs, with fancy en-
broidered corners. In white, colors
and black; eoIored bor- 12l,c
ders and corners. ........
Ladies' SIPS silk Bathing Hand
kerchiefs, one yard square, one
inch stripes and checks; blue, 22c
red and black ...........-..
Handbags-Remnants
$3.50 and $500 Leather Bags and
Purses, In pin seal. morocco,
ecrase and vachette, also SILK Bags
in faille, popiin, MORE and bro
cade. Large assortment Of QSc
coIors and shapes; choice
$3.50 and $500 Fine SILK and
Leather Bags, In black, green,
rose. rose, ,.,s., s,sy; .ssnss wh'ss and $1.65
Parasols-Big Reductions
s. 100 and $3.50 PARAsoLs.. .s1.s5
$500 and $500 PARAsoLs.. .$2.45
$500 to $3.50 PARAsoLs... .$s.ss
Now you can get something
handsome for very nearly your own
price. Plain, striped brocades,
with plain color and fancy ribbon
borders; large variety of the sea-
sons best coiors, shapes and styles;
black and white and mourning par
asois. Some very exclusive now
cities In this sale.
Evening star., 1916-07-20
Deaths Reported.

The following deaths have been re-
ported to the health department in the
last twenty-four hours:
Laura P. Cobey. rs years, 1890 Kear-
ney street northeast.
Charles E. Lindon, 2 years. Children's
Hospital.
Carl K Gilbert, 10 years, 607 4th
street northwest.
John Sullivan, SIS years. st. Elizabeth
Hospital.
Louis Seigel, SO years, Emergency
Hospital.
Charles ]. Wingate, 66 years, 334s
18th street northwest.
Jacob Kuson, 2 months. Childrens
Hospital.
Evening star., 1916-07-20

Umbrellas-Remnants
Women's $3.50 Red and Black
Chanoeabie Aii-sTk Unn-
brelIas, with ebonoid han q 6S
Women's $3.50 silk Gloria um.
brelIas; ebonoId handles, with
wr..t .hs;1 and stssesme"s'' 'ss.n.. !" $1.45
Hosiery Walk Out. S5c
$1.oo and $3.50 silk Stockings,
including black. white and coIors,
also Fabric SILK Stockings In
brown, sky blue. Ivy, reseda, taupe,
putty and gun metal and fine
thread silks with French cIockInqs;
flesh, sky, pink and navy blue, s5c.
White Fancies, $I.0O Pr.
Excellent assortments. White
SILK Stockings with black
stripes, flesh colored tops.
Onyx White LIsIe Stockings,
best 35c quality, In all sizes; 8
pairs, $1.o0.
Gloves-To Go Now!
Soc 2-eiasp Yellow Cha
moIsette Gloves, broken oS
sizes; pair ........... oo$
$1.2s TO- button chamoIsette
Gloves; white, black. pom. 70.
gee; broken sizes; pair. JOG
$1.5o 16-button Lace. arm
SILK Gloves, black and white, or.
speeiaiEsi.oo is. button silk
s'sys: sns ... Il; '.s:: .s.s. ss's +, s. az Csc
Evening star., 1916-07-20
THE EVENING STAR, THURSDAY JULY 90 1916
FLOOD PREVENTION NEED
SEEN IN CAR0L|NAS' LOSS
Chairman Humphreys Of House
Committee Urges Passage Of
Legislation.

Much Of the damage caused by the
recent floods in the Carolinas and other
states of the southeast could have been
avoided had the proper steps been taken
for their control. according to Benja-
min g. Humphreys, chairman of the
House committee on flood control Suf-
f1cient details of the manner in which
the damage was done have reached Mr..
Humphreys to convince him that this
latest calamity is a costly reminder of
the need of the systematic study of the
problem of flood prevention on a ma
tioral scale.
THE country must expect to see more
and more of these calamities as the
works of civilization advance" said Mr..
Humphreys. Every time a street is
paved in city and every time a farm
er puts in a tile drain the time con-
sumed by the raindrop in its journey
from the clouds to the sea is hastened.
AS this velocity increases the menace
becomes greater. 1t is the duty of the
nation to assist in rendering these
rushing torrents as harmless as pos
sible. Systematic efforts to this end
should have been begun a generation
ago.
Senate Fails to See Urgency.
1.-THE House, at this session of Congress.
passed the fiood-control bill, which pro-
vides machinery for the studying of just
such a flood problem as exists in the
Carolinas. Areas menaced by floods are
to be examined by army engineers, under
the provisions of this bill Their recon-
mendations are to be put in effect by
Joint contribution between the federal
government and the local interests bene-
fitted. The ratio of this contribution will
have to be worked out in each case.
Evidently the Senate is not convinced
Of the urgency Of the need for this legis-
lation, as the prevailing opinion in that
body seems to be that the fiood-control
bill can wait until the short session Such
disasters as the one that has just swept
vast fertile areas should be a striking re-
mfnder that the sooner the flood-control
machinery is in operation the less likely
will be these cases in which many lives
are lost and in which millions of dollars
worth of property is sacrificed need
lessly"
Evening star., 1916-07-20

Marie Ingwersen. 1 hour. 140 E street
southeast.
Kezeah Stephney, 40 years, 50 Jack
son street northeast
Annie Anderson, % years, 223 Sd street
southeast.
Sophie Reilly, 60 years. 425 4th street
southeast
Evening star., 1916-07-20
ZEPPELIN IS WRECKED.
Airship Which Raided Riga Comes
Down Near Tukum,

LONDON. July 2o.-The Zeppelin
which recently raided Riga was hit
several times by Russian antf-aircraft
guns and wrecked near Tukum, accord
ing to a Central News dispatch from
The Hague. quoting reports received at
Cologne.
The majority of the crew of the air
ship was saved and German engineers
rescued the engine and other parts OF
the machinery.
Evening star., 1916-07-20
Marriage Licenses.

Marriage licenses have been issued to
the following:
Peter F. Shanahan and Annie E. CAL
lagher.
Elmer P. Thorne of Fort Foote. Nd,
and Sadie I. Thorne of Friendly, Md.
Charles H. Collins and Alice ]. Parker.
Harry Johns and Mary NJ. K. Green,
both of Baltimore Md
Mau:ice A. Butler and Burdelle Reed.
Charles B. Jones and Octavia Mat
thews.
Wainwright Jenkins and Mary L.
Jackson.
Charles E. Dickerson of Chester. Va.
and Pearl NJ. Weaver of Temple, Va
Mckinley Jefferson and Mary Allen.
Charles p. Turner and Margaret E.
Boteler. both of Silver Spring, Md
Marshall Bell and Blandine Lee
Joseph w. Clsham and Mary C. Fitz-
gerald, both of Baltimore Md
Guy r. Garner of Wilmington. Va.
and Robbie E. Loving of Bybee, Va,
Supposedly as the elimination of a
political quarrel, Lewis c. Johnson of
baltimore shot and injured William
Zahrendt in that city.
Evening star., 1916-07-20
Gen. Okla of Japan Is Dead.

TOXIC. July 20.-Lieut. Gen. Ichino-
suke Okla, minister of war in the
Okuma cabinet in 1914 and again in
1856, died this morning. He resigned
last March. owing to i'll health. Cen
Okla was born in 1850. He took promi-
nent part in the Russo Japanese war
Evening star., 1916-07-20

The condition of Mrs Talbot d.
Smith. who fell from an auto returning
to Baltimore from this city July ), is
reported slightly improved. She under
went an operation for fracture of the
skull. and since then has been con-
scious only at intervals.
Evening star., 1916-07-20

Andrew Carnegie has givRn more
than s400,000.000 in public benefac-
tions.
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1916-04-21
SALTS FINE FOR
ACHING KIDNEYS
We eat too much meat which
Clogs Kidneys, then the
Back hurts.

Most folks forget that the kidneys.
like the bowels, get sluggish and clog
ged and need flu ling occasionally,
else we have backac, and dull misery
In the kidney region. severe head
aches, rheumatic twinges. torpid liver,
acid stomach, sleeplessness and all
sorts of bladder disorders.
You simply must keep your kidneys
active and clean, and the moment you
feel an ache or pain in the kidney
region, get about four ounces of Jad
Salts from any good drug store here,
take q tablespoonful In glass Of
water before breakfast for few days
and your kidneys will then act fine.
This famous salts is made. from the
acid of grapes and lemon Juice. com
bined with lithia. and is harmless to
flush clogged kidneys and stimulate
them to normal activity II also neu,
tralizes the acids in the urine so 1t no
longer irritates. thus ending bladder
disorders.
Jad Salts is harmless; inexpensive:
makes delightful effervescent iithia-
water drink which everybody should
take now and then to keep their kid
neys clean. thus avoiding serious com.
plications.
A well.known local druggist says he
sells lots of Jad Salts to folks who be-
lieye In overcoming kidney trouble
while 1t Is only trouble.
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1916-04-21
Banker Expects Better
Business in Northwest

Spokane - Business generally in
Spokane and throughout the Inland
Empire and the Pacific Northwest
should show big improvement from
now on, and more especially during the
summer and next fall" said Aaron
Kuhn, director of the Spokane &
Eastern Trust company, Wednesday,
on returning from a business and
pleasure trip to Eastern and Middle
Western cities.
"It is reported in New York that
Germany has ample resources for fully
"a months" Mr.. Kuhn said, "and it
seems to be known that the allied
countries are in position to continue
for at least similar period"
Mr.. Kuhn said that while factories
are busy throughout the big manufac-
turing centers in the East, there seems
to be cautious feeling, with the re-
suit there is little so-called plunging.
"Another thing is that this is the
presidential election year," he added,
"and capital is somewhat timid along
certain lines. There are some who be-
lieve that sudden cessation of hostil-
tiles in Europe will result in flooding
this country and others with cheaply-
made goods.
Gone thing is certain: Our tariff
question will have to be dealt with by
the best business brains of the coun-
try"
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1916-04-21
HAVE DARK HAIR
AND LOOK YOUNG
Nobody can Tell when you
Darken Gray, Faded Hair
with Sage Tea.

Grandmother kept her hair beauti.
fully darkened. glossy and attractive
with brew of Sage Tea and Sulphur.
Whenever her hair took on that dull,
faded or streaked appearance, this
simple mixture was applied with won
derful effect. By asking at any drug
store for "Wyeth's Sage and Sulphur
Compound" you will get large bot
tie of this old-time recipe, improved
by the addition of other ingredients,
all ready to use, for about so cents.
This simple mixture can be depended
upon to restore natural color and beau
ty to the hair.
A well-known downtown druggist
says everybody uses Wyeths Sage and
Sulphur Compound now because it
darkens SO naturally and evenly that
nobody can tell it has been applied
it's so easy to use, too. You simply
dampen comb or soft brush and draw
1t through your hair, taking one strand
at time. By morning the gray hair
disappears; after another application
or two, it is restored to its natural
color and looks glossy, soft and beau
tiful. This preparation is a delightful
toilet requisite. 1t is not intended for
the cure, mitigation or prevention of
| disease.
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1916-04-21
Hot Lunches In Country Schools.

University Of Oregon, Eugene. Hot
| lunches at noon in remote country
schools is an educational innovation
that has been introduced into western
Lane county. In western Lane much
of the school year is rainy, and young
sters, travelling long distances In all
sorts of weather, often wear wet
clothes large part of the day.
School boards were accordingly ask.
ed to provide cooking utensils, which
in many cases consist of only large
kettle, big spoon, knife and a few
other bare necessities. The children
bring the articles to be cooked. Some
bring potatoes, some bring vegetables,
some bring meat, milk and other ar
ticles at different times. Each child
has his own bowl and the lunch con-
sists usually of hot soup.
Each day two pupils are appointed
hosts for the following day. After
school at a meeting the kind of soup
desired for the following day is de-
termined, and on the following day the
two hosts are allowed time from their
school work to prepare and cook the
soup on the big stove in the corner
of the school room.
Formerly the children consumed
their cold lunch in perhaps ten min
utes; now lunch occupies about a
half hour and each pupil eats at his
own desk. Miss Jennie Bossen is
school supervisor in the district in
which this innovation has been made.
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1916-04-21
NORTHWEST MARKET REPORTS;
GENERAL CROP CONDITIONS

Portland Wheat -Bluestem, $1.043
per bushel; fortyfold, 92c; club, Gle;
red Fife, Ole; red Russian, 80.
Millfeed - Spot prices: Bran, $23
per ton; shorts, $25. 80; rolled barley,
$31. .5O@32.50.
Corn--Whole, s36 per ton; cracked,
$37.
Vegetables-Artichok 65@80c per
dozen; tomatoes, $3.50 a 3.75 per
crate; cabbage, $1.50@1.85 per hun
dred; garlic, 10c per pound; peppers,
17a@20c; eggplant, 23ac; horseradish,
Bic; caulifower, 75c@$1.25; lettuce,
S2.25 % 2.35 per crate; cucumbers,
$1.25@1.50; spinach, 90c@$l box; as
paragus, 7a@10c per pound; rhubarb,
Oregon, $3.50 per box; peas, 7a@9c
per pound.
Potatoes-Jobbing prices: Oregon,
$1.50@1.75 per sack; Yakimas, $1.70
@1.80; new California, go 7c per
pound.
Onions - Oregon, $1.75 per sack;
Texas, Bermudas, yellow, $2.25 per
crate; white, $3.50.
Green Fruit = Strawberries, $3.50
per crate; apples, $1@1.6O per box;
cranberries, $11 per barrel.
Eggs-Jobbing price: Oregon ranch,
candled, 20ac per dozen; uncandled,
19a@20c.
Poultry-Hens, 17@17ac per pound;
stays, 13c; broilers, 25@30c; turkeys,
live, 18@20c; turkeys, dressed, choice,
24@25c; ducks, 15c; geese, 10c.
Butter - Prices from wholesaler to
retailer: Portland city creamery
prints, 60-pound case lots, standard
grades, 34c; lower grades, 31c; Ore
gon country creamery prints, 60-pound
case lots, standard makes, 31@33c;
lower grades, 80 q 30ac; packed in
cubes, &c less. Prices paid by jobbers
to producers: Cubes, extras, 30@31c;
firsts, 27@27ac; dairy butter, IA q
1870; butterfat, No. l, 33c; No. 2,
30c.
Veal-Fancy, 11a@12c per pound.
Pork-Fancy, 11@113c per pound.
Hops-1915 crop, 11@12c; 1916 con-
tracts, nominal.
Wool-Eastern Oregon, 21@27c per
pound; valley, 30c; mohair, new clip,
35c.
Cascara bark - Old and new, 4c per
pound.
Cattle - Steers, choice grain and
pulp, $8.5O@9; choice hay, $8.15 a
$50; good, $7.75 q 8.15; medium,
$7.50@7.75; cows, choice, Sc. 7O@7.8O;
good, $6.50@6.75; medium, $6.25 q
$50; heifers, $5@8.35; bulls, So. 75@
6; stays, $3@5.25.
Hogs-Prime light, $4,000; good
to prime, $8.25@8.50; rough heavy,
$8@8.25; pigs and skips, $8@8.25.
Sheep-Yearlings, $8@10; wethers,
$7.25@9.25; ewes, $6.25@s.25; lambs,
SO. 50@10.50.
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1916-04-21
Everyone Should
Drink Hot Water
in the Morning
Wash away all the stomach, liver,
and bowel poIsons before
breakfast.

To feel your best day In and day out,
to feel clean inside; no sour bile to
coat your tongue and sicken your
breath or dull your head; no constipa-
tion, bilious attacks, sick headache,
colds, rheumatism or gassy, acid stom-
ach, you must Dathe on the inside like
you bathe outside. This Is vastly more
important, because the skin pores do
not absorb impurities into the blood,
while the bowel pores do, says we'll
known physician.
To keep these poisons and toxins
well flushed from the stomach, liver.
kidneys and bowels, drink before
breakfast each day. glass of hot
water with teaspoonful Of limestone
phosphate In It, This will cleanse
purify and freshen the entire alimen
tary tract, before putting more food
into the stomach.
Get quarter pound of limestone
phosphate from your pharmacist. II
is inexpensive and almost tasteless
except a sourish twinge which is not
unpleasant. Drink phosphated hot
water every morning to rid your sys-
tenn of these vile polsons and toxins;
also to prevent their formation.
To feel like young folks feel; like
you felt before your blood, nerves and
muscles became saturated with an ac-
cumulation of body poisons, begin this
treatment and above all, keep 1t up!
As soap and hot water act on the skin,
cleansing, sweetening and purifying,
so limestone phosphate and hot water
before breakfast, act on the stomach,
liver, Kidneys and bowels.
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1916-04-21
WalIa WalIa Has Fine Cows.

Walla Walla, Wash. High butter
fat records of Walla Walla cows con-
tinue, according to the March test of
the Walla Walla Valley Cow Testing
association, just completed by Lee c.
Lewis. Highland Dora Veeman, q
registered Holstein, property of Walla
Walla college, gave s7.s pounds butter
fat, which was nine. tenths of pound
under the record set by the state peni-
tentiary cow last month. Both these
records are several pounds higher than
any record reported by any association
in the United States, so far as learned.
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1916-04-21
Farmers To Build Elevator.

Kendrick, Idaho - The Kendrick
Rochdale company met recently ano
arranged to build an elevator. One
hundred and ten farmers subscribed
$100 each and committees were ap-
pointed to. visit elevators now built
and decide on the plan of elevator to
build. The next meeting was set for
June l, after which they expect to be-
gin building and have it ready for this
years crop. John F. Brown has re-
signed as mayor in order to accept his
appointment as postmaster. VIM. Frey
tag was appointed to fill the vacancy.
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1916-04-21
Best Proof That
Resinol Heals Eczema

In our file of reports, covering a
period Of twenty years, literally thou
sands of physicians tell how success
full the Resinol treatment is for ecze-
ma and similar skin troubles. The
first use of Resinol Ointment and Res
mol Soap usually stops the itching and
trace of the eruption. No other treat
ment for the skin now before the pub
lie can show such a record of profes
sionai approval.
ReBinol Ointment and Resinol Soap
work so gently, and are SO absolutely
free from anything that could injure
even the tenderest skin, that they are
ideal for healing the skin troubles OF
infants and children. Sold by all drug
gists. (Adyt)
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1916-04-21
Navy's Gain in Men Is Big.

Washington. d. C.-More enlisted
men are in active service in the navy
now than ever before in the country's
history. Secretary Daniels announced
Wednesday that the personnel for the
first time had reached the 54. 900 mark.
There are now 81, Oil men in the en-
listed personnel" said the secretary,
showing net gain Of 1864 since
March 4, 1913"
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1916-04-21
Hen and Pigeon Affinities.

Walla Walla-A bantam hen and a
male pigeon, property of Mrs. W. E.
Stapleton, sSS East Alder street, have
discovered they are affinities, and are
building nest in the barn on the
premises and refuse to associate with
others of their kinds. Two weeks
ago the hen turned down. her mate
and the pigeon gave up his. The
owner put the pigeon in coop with
female pigeon and the latter was se-
verely punished.
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1916-04-21

Have Healthy, Strong, Beautiful Eyes
oculists and Physicians used Murine Eye
Remedy many years before 1t was offered as a
Domestic Eye Medicine. Murine is Still Com
pounded by Our Physicians and guaranteed
by them as a Reliable Relief for Eyes that Need
Care. Try 1t In your Eyes and in Baby's Eyes
No Smarting Eye Comfort. Buy Murine
Of your Druggist accept no Substitute, and IL
Interested write for Book of the Eye Free.
MURINE EYE REMEDY co., CHICAGO
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1916-04-21
Didn't Take A Chance.

"How Is the cooking In that restau-
rant?"
Gentleman with oothpick-"Fine. I"
And what did you have, may I
ask?"
Gentleman with toothpick-"A doz-
en- raw oysters, some ice cream and
glass of milk"
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1916-04-21
Sense of Responsibility.

"Is Bliggins patriotic?"
Thoroughly"
"Would he fight for his country?"
II don't know about that But he
hasn't the slightest doubt that in an
emergency somebody ought to-
Washington Star.
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1916-04-21
Loans Seem to Weaken It.

Ito man he has touched d)-Thanks,
old chap. But what is this little PAM
phlet you handed me?
Bob, / always hand one Of those
out with loan. 1t tells how to
strengthen the memory. - Boston
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The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1916-04-21
Two peIuded Souls.

Bix-I wonder If DR.. Cook really
thought he discovered the north pole?
Dix-Possibly! We all make mis-
takes. Why, when married my wife
thought had discovered Paradise
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