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The Washington herald., 1916-12-17

Suhutuhons-Cathohe UniVefsty, Blyth for or
frey. Greer for McAahon; Gallandrt, Dohrnan for
Cloud. Wilson for r. wenger. Goals from floor
oBnen, II; GalliVan. .; R. wenger. 5; A. wenser
.; Schowe, 2; Willman, 5. Goals from foul-O Brien
hsld- Umptres-Mr. Hughes, Of Eastern A. C. Time
Of halyes-D minutes
The Washington herald., 1916-12-17
Garry Simon RESIGNS

Buffalo, N. Y, Dec. 16-Garry Simon,
president of the Buffalo baseball club of
the International League, resigned today
No reason was given for the resignation.
The Washington herald., 1916-12-17

Howard. $50. third. Time. oSslS Fssan-
sting. Rochester. Teus Lady Innocence. and
WsremOre also ran
Iron County record. [volume] (Cedar City, Utah) 1893-1982, 1916-02-25
ADVICE TO UNCLE SAM.

There is a certain queer old book
which was printed in England more
than a hundred years ago called. "The
Pleasant Art OF Money Catching" It
contains this good advice: First see
that your comings-in be more than
your layings-out." Suppose a man
were taking ten thousand dollars
year over the counter OF his store.
That might seem big to him. But II
he had to pay ten thousand and one
dollars for stock and rent and help
and fire. he would not be prospecting,
but failing. Uncle Sam does get
great deal OF money from the liquor
traffic. But he and we spend very
great deal more in caring for it's vic
Tins. So this is bad business, and
when enough people have found 1t out
the liquor traffic will go. They are
finding 1t out very fast. Everybody
who has studied arithmetic can figure
out the reason for national prohibit
ton. II Is a matter of dollars and
Timing.
Iron County record. [volume] (Cedar City, Utah) 1893-1982, 1916-02-25
2LAcARps IN DRY PARADE.

"A beef Joint beats q booze Joint"
"The path of misery leads from the
Sa,oCl door"
You can't buy dry goods with
money spent for wet goods"
THE cause OF drunkenness is H.
cense. the cure Is total abstinence"
One home in four must furnish a
10y for the saloon. What about your
hoy?"
Chicago knows enough to come In
out of the wet"
Wen make the water wagon our
jitney bus"
"A dry Chicago means a clean Chi
cago."
who gets your next pay envelope?"
1.-THE saloon Is the poor mans club
that kicks him out after he has paid
his dues"
Nineteen dry states. Come on in,
Illinois! The waters fine"
"The last to be hired, the first to be
fired-the boozer"
Nothing to drink Sunday; clear
head Monday"
when you down booze. that is per-
sonal liberty; when booze downs you.
that is slavery"
Iron County record. [volume] (Cedar City, Utah) 1893-1982, 1916-02-25
MOTHER! LOOK At
CH|LDS TONGUE
II cross, feverish, constipated,
give california Syrup
of Figs"

A laxative today saves a sick child
tomorrow. Children simply will not
take the time from play to empty their
hSwels, which become clogged up with
waste, liver gets sluggish; stomach
sour.
Look at the tongue, motherl II coat
ed. or your child is listless, cross, few.
erish, breath bad, restless, doesn't eat
heartily, full Of cold or has sore throat
or any other children's ailment, give a
teaspoonful OF California Syrup OF
Figs" then don't worry, because II is
perfectly harmless, and in a few hours
all this constipation poison, sour bile
and fermenting waste will gently
move out Of the bowels, and you have
well, playful child again. A thor.
ough Inside cleansing" is ofttimes all
that is necessary. 1t should be the
first treatment given in any sickness.
Beware of counterfeit fig syrups.
Ask at the store for 50-cent bottle OF
California Syrup of Figs" which has
full directions for babies, children OF
all ages and for grown-ups plainly
printed on the bottle. Adv.
Iron County record. [volume] (Cedar City, Utah) 1893-1982, 1916-02-25
CAMPAIGN PLANS.


AS part of the campaign program for
the year the National w. c. T. U. has
adopted the following: Increased ac-
tivity of the Young Peoples branch In
all lines OF campaign work; the Loyal
Temperance legion (children's branch)
to have part in public meetings, dem
onstrations and parades; campaign In
stitutes to be held in the interests of
national constitutional prohibition at
state capitals, also county Institutes at
county seats, for the education and in
spiration of temperance workers and
the general public; special campaign
material furnished the newspapers by
the w. c. T. U. bureau OF publicity;
parades, street meetings, medal con-
tests. rallies and other public demon
STATIONS to be held frequently secur-
Ing the cooperation of Sunday schools;
circulation of the Sunday school petit
ton for national constitutional prohi-
bition to be urged the relation of
woman's ballot to the destruction OF
the liquor traffic emphasized; the use
OF posters and poster parades recon-
mended, July 4 and October ~ desig-
mated as National Poster days; w. G.
t. U. speakers to present In public ad-
dresses the status of and reasons for
national constitutional prohibition and
secure the Endorsement of the Joint
resolution for II.
Iron County record. [volume] (Cedar City, Utah) 1893-1982, 1916-02-25
A DARING Feat.

Snooks was one Of those conceited.
make-believe bold hunters, and was
always spinning his yarns about his
experiences in Africa, and he general.
ly wound up by saying he never yet
saw lion he feared. One night at.
ter he had finished EARNING, he was a.
little taken aback by one of his audi.
ence, who said
That's nothing | have lain down
and actually slept among lions in their
wild, natural state"
Il don't believe that, I'm no fool"
said the bold hunter.
IT'S the truth, though"
You slept among lions in their
wild, natural slater"
yes, certainly did"
Can you prove It? Were they
African"
well, not exactly African lions.
They were dandelions"
Iron County record. [volume] (Cedar City, Utah) 1893-1982, 1916-02-25
Effective Schemes.

Fur is frequently introduced as a
trimming detail, and several effective
schemes are being carried out with a
combination of Grape and skunk. A
charming example is a blouse OF the
palest of pale pink chiffon with yelled
fine ivory shadow lace arranged to fall
in a little basque movement over a
deep belt OF black panne. tiny black
dots trimming the V-shaped neck open.
ing and sleeves, which are further
more adorned by rufties of fine net.
The distinctive feature is little boz
lero OF old gold mousseline de sole.
the edges bordered by finger depth
OF skunk fur, the fronts just caught
together by cameo brooch.
Iron County record. [volume] (Cedar City, Utah) 1893-1982, 1916-02-25
BIG EATERS HAVE BAD
KIDNEYS AND BACKACHE
Take q Glass Of Salts at Once II Your
Back ls Hurting or Kidneys and
Bladder Trouble You.

The American men and women must
guard constantly against Kidney trou-
BILE. because we eat too much and all
our food is rich. Our blood is filled
with uric acid which the kidneys
strive to filter out, they weaken from
overwork. become sluggish; the elimi-
native tissues clog and the result is
kidney trouble. bladder weakness and
q general decline in health.
When your kidneys feel like Jumps
OF lead: your back hurts or the urine
Is cloudy, full of sediment or you are
obliged to seek relief two or three
times during the night; IL you suffer
with sick headache or dizzy, nervous
spells, acid stomach. or you have rheu-
matism when the weather is bad, get
from your pharmacist about four
ounces Of Jad Salts; take a table
spoonful In glass OF water before
breakfast for few days and your kid.
neys will then act fine. This famous
salts is made from the acid of grapes
and lemon Juice combined with lithia,
and has been used for generations to
flush and stimulate clogged kidneys;
to neutralize the acids in the urine 30
It no longer is a source of irritation,
thus ending bladder disorders.
Jad Salts is inexpensive; cannot In
jure, makes a delightful effervescent
Whitewater beverage, and belongs in
every home, because nobody can make
q mistake by having a good kidney
flushing any time.-Adv.
Iron County record. [volume] (Cedar City, Utah) 1893-1982, 1916-02-25
New Leehorn Models.

When summer days approach leg
horn hats, with masses OF pink roses
and beautiful laces will be the choice
of the charmingly attired woman
Many of these models are turned up
in the rear, and their picturesque lines
accumulated by the streamers of soft
silk. Attractive creations are also de.
veloped with broad brims OF French
crepe, on which are embroidered dain,
ty flowers in delicately colored silks
Even the quaint poke and other modes
favored by the Empress Eugene will
find expression in the new lqgborr
models
Iron County record. [volume] (Cedar City, Utah) 1893-1982, 1916-02-25

with a bit OF bright silk or satin.
Next, strip of muslin is sewed all
around the white covered sole and
then to the smaller sole, silk upward.
When this is sewed together you have
sole half an inch in thickness turn
Ing up at the toe as the Chinaman's
shoe does. Fill this with cotton.
The upper" of the shoe is made
from scraps of leftover black satin
embroidered in bright, crude Chinese
colorings, simple or elaborate as one
Is skilled at such work. The satin
should be about eight inches square,
but the better plan Is to measure care.
fully after the sole is ready. This may
measure little more or less than the
dimensions given, depending upon the
depth of the seam taken or similar
trifes. The decorated upper" is lined
with the bright silk. the edges button
holed together and then joined at the
heel, A to B. Lastly II is sewed to
the sole. To furnish make little pin,
cushion and push into the toe; put q
strap across the heel to take a pocket
of needles; place a spool each of black
and white thread in the basket, to-
gether with tiny pair of scissors.
which can be bought for ten cents.
The one thing to remember is to
take time in making this pretty box. 1t
costs next to nothing, but 1t will not
be success If carelessly done.
| saw an exquisite model of this
work case that is to be given to a
bride. 1t is carried out in white satin
embroidered in silk and silver thread
in wistaria design, the lining being
of wistaria colored silk to match.
Iron County record. [volume] (Cedar City, Utah) 1893-1982, 1916-02-25
Good RIddance.

Andrew Carnegie said at luncheon
IN his Fifth avenue mansion overlook
ing Central park:
THE captain Of industry has disap-
peared-and !. good Job, too.
Il refer, of course, to that type of
captain of industry which is lampoon-
ed in the tombstone story.
Ibid you hear about the horrible.
horrible DETACHMENT that has hap
pened to the tombstone OF the captain
of industry. poor old Trillions?' said q
banker.
No. said his companion. What
did the DETACHMENT consist of?
Some scoundrel added the word
Friends" to the poor fellows epitaph.'
"'Yes And what was the epitaph 2
at was, "He did his best"
Iron County record. [volume] (Cedar City, Utah) 1893-1982, 1916-02-25
More Important Than sabv.

A well-known Mobilian who lives in
the suburbs had an addition to his
barnyard In the shape of fine calf
OF the Jersey breed. A week later
there was an arrival in the house, his
wife presenting him with 10-pound
daughter. The day after the little
girl came the father was stopped
downtown by lady who had known
him and his wife all their lives.
Assuming very impressive air,
she said:
Have you got at your house some
thing for which you have been wait
ing long timer"
Il most certainly have" he replied.
What is it?" the lady asked al
most breathlessly.
"A full-blooded Jersey heifer calf"
he exclaimed.-Mobile Register.
Iron County record. [volume] (Cedar City, Utah) 1893-1982, 1916-02-25
ARRANGEMENT OF THE HAIR
Various Ideas Which VIII Commend
Themselves to the Woman Who
Dresses With Taste.

Every woman should study her face,
her shoulders. Then she should dress
her hair to hide any unattractive an
giles or features and to accentuate the
well-formed and attractive features
To some the hair is more becoming
II the greater part of the forehead
shows. To others the hair drawn down
so as to "cut" the forehead proves
more becoming.
II the ears are not beautifully
shaped the hair should be brought
over them by all means II covering
the entire ear forms an angle that is
not becoming to the face, the lobe OF
the ear should be allowed to show.
The eyes are particularly affected
by the manner of combing the hair.
Some eyes. especially the almond.
shaped, are most beautiful when the
hair comes over the forehead, almost
touching the eyebrows. other eyes
appear larger and give forth more
brilliancy II the hair Is drawn well
away. Parting the hair in the center
or on the side also has great influence
on the eyes.
And the nose! That is placed in
such a variety of positions and is H.
self of so many shapes and sizes that
there seems no set rule to go by. The
principal thing to avoid is accentuat'
ing the length of a large nose and the
smallness of a small nose. Also to
remember that the profile should be
one of woman's greatest attractions.
II the hair on the back OF the head is
dressed out from the head too far and
Iron County record. [volume] (Cedar City, Utah) 1893-1982, 1916-02-25
Asbestos Silence Cloth.

Far better than either the felt or
quilted silence cloth is the one of as
bestos. This cloth protects the table
top not only from the spots made by
hot dishes, but also from stains and
damage done by hot liquids being
spilled. The cloth is waterproof as
well as heatproof; 1t is, of course,
lintless, and is finished with a neat
binding. It is made in halves. each
consisting Of three strongly bound
and hinged sections. 1t does not warp.
and may be folded and put in the side
board drawer when not in use.
Iron County record. [volume] (Cedar City, Utah) 1893-1982, 1916-02-25
He Knew.

The landlady OF well-known board.
ing house always made point Of ask
ing departing guests to write some
thing In her visitors book. She was
very proud of it-of some Of the peo-
pie whose names were in the volume
and the nice things they said.
but there's one thing / cant under
stand" the woman confided to O
friend, ''and that is what an AmerL
can put in the book after stopping
here. People always smile when they
read It,"
What was it?" queried the other.
He wrote only the words. 'Quoth
the raven!'"
Iron County record. [volume] (Cedar City, Utah) 1893-1982, 1916-02-25
When the Worm Turned.

Your honor" declared Officer Nc
Pherson. II heard an awful yellin' back
In the wagonyard. and when l got
there this man was beating his wife,"
Judge Broyles turned sharply on the
prisoner. tall, gaunt farmer, with
.clay-colored complexion.
4. is this true? Were you beating your
wife, sir?" the Judge demanded.
Eyes, your honor"
How did you come to do 1T"
Lord knows, jedge. For twenty
years she allus wuz tn one what did
tn beatin'. but jes happened ter
catch her when she wasn't ifeelin'
right, and Comment.
Iron County record. [volume] (Cedar City, Utah) 1893-1982, 1916-02-25
An Awkward Situation.

A visitor to a hospital for soldiers,
was surprised to hear one of the pa
tents being addressed by the nurses
by his Christian name, it being Gus
tomary to address patients by their
surnames only. Upon inquiry as to
why this distinction was accorded to
the particular soldier referred to, the
reply received was.
well, we can't well call him by his
surname"
But why not?" queried the some
what astonished visitor.
you see," was the overwhelming
answer, his surname is Love, and it's
rather awkward. "-Tit-Bits
Iron County record. [volume] (Cedar City, Utah) 1893-1982, 1916-02-25
FARMERS FOR PROHIBITION.

The Farmers National congress, as
sembled in Omaha for its thirty-fifth
annual meeting, proclaimed the prohi-
bition principles of the farmers of the
country in the following message to
the Nebraska dry convention then in
session at Lincoln:
The Farmers National congress
has for many years been on record as
opposed to the legalizing OF the liquor
traffic. Our sympathies and efforts are
with the convention for a dry Ne
braska and a dry nation"
Iron County record. [volume] (Cedar City, Utah) 1893-1982, 1916-02-25
Still In the Market.

The centenarian was being eager
ly interview by reporters and was
asked among other things to what he
attributed his long life and good
health.
WALL" the old man replied, slowly.
I'm not in any position to say right
now. You see, I've been bargaining
with two or three of them patent medt
cine concerns for a couple Of weeks
but l amt quite decided yet"
Iron County record. [volume] (Cedar City, Utah) 1893-1982, 1916-02-25
Turtle With Two Heads.

Ever see living animal with two
heads? No? Then you should see
Eugene Smiths little turtle. 1t was
caught In the Pee-Dee swamps and has
two well-developed heads, each separ.
ate and distinct from the other. Smith
declares that the turtle eats with both
heads.-Mullins Is. c. Dispatch to
New York World.
Iron County record. [volume] (Cedar City, Utah) 1893-1982, 1916-02-25
Wealthy.

The boys were Dragging about their
parents.
81 bet my father is richer than
your father" said one. HE has to
pay lots and lots of money for taxes
every year."
That's nothing" retorted the
other. "My father Is so rich that he
can afford to hire a lawyer to fix
things so he don't have to pay any
taxes"
Iron County record. [volume] (Cedar City, Utah) 1893-1982, 1916-02-25
NO USE FOR 1T IN FIVE YEARS.

NO USE FOR 1T IN FIVE YEARS.
A leading banker of Wisconsin
vouches for the following incident:
Within the past year the managers
of a brewery in one of the smaller
cities of the state decided to build a
new malt house at a cost of $4,000
They commissioned their president to
go TO Milwaukee and effect a loan.
He naturally went to one of the big
brewery-controlled banks of that city.
The vice-president to whom he applied
for the loan, was formerly I'm the brew
ing business and had made a hand
some fortune in that business during
the palmy days before the drys had
begun to knock the big profits out of.
1t. He very wisely got out of the bust
ness when the getting was good, not
as now, when brewing stocks are all
shot to pieces.
To the utter surprise and chagrin
OF the out-oftown brewer he was
promptly refused the loan. He ex-
claimed: What's the matter? With
all this fine property we got, amt we
good for $25,00O?"
Quick came the answer from the ex-
But what do you
want to use the $4,000 for?"
ITO build malt house, 80 we can
enlarge our business said the brewer.
But, you fool, don't you know that
in five years you will have no use
whatever for q malt house?" replied
the banker.
Iron County record. [volume] (Cedar City, Utah) 1893-1982, 1916-02-25
The Motixe.

my wife is crazy to learn to skate"
I don't blame her. It's fine exer-
cise."
That's not the reason she is So
keen about 1t. She wants chance to
wear some of those swell skating cos
tunes she's seen in the fashion pa
Ders"
Iron County record. [volume] (Cedar City, Utah) 1893-1982, 1916-02-25
One Way Out.

"The Smiths used to have a splen-
did cook"
"Yes, but she and Mrs. Smith
could not get along"
Dear me! SO l suppose Smith had
10 discharge herr" -
oh, no. He divorced his wife"
Iron County record. [volume] (Cedar City, Utah) 1893-1982, 1916-02-25
A Spoiled Child.

First Mother-Mrs. Clancy, yer child
Ia badly spoiled.
Second Mother-Gawan wild yez.
First Mother-Well, II you don't be.
lieve 1t. come and see what the steam
roller did to 1t.
Iron County record. [volume] (Cedar City, Utah) 1893-1982, 1916-02-25
His First ATTEMPT.

Jim told me last night that was
the only girl he had ever kissed"
did you believe him?"
Eyes. And so would you II you had
seen the awkward way he went
about It,"
Iron County record. [volume] (Cedar City, Utah) 1893-1982, 1916-02-25
Like Rulldlna q House.

Gould you plan dollar dinner
gown7"
"Oh, have frequently planned
those dollar dresses. When you come
TO make 'em, however, the allowance
usually runs away over that"
Iron County record. [volume] (Cedar City, Utah) 1893-1982, 1916-02-25
WHY SUFFER SKIN TROUBLES
Whom a Postcard VIII Bring Free
Samples Of Cutleura?

Which give quick relief for all itch
ing. burning, disfguring skin troubles.
Battle with the Cuticura Soap and hot
water. Dry and apply Cuticura oint.
ment to the affected part. They stop
itching instantly and point to speedy
healment often when all else fails.
Free sample each by mail with Book.
Address postcard. Cuticura, Dept. l..
Boston. Sold everywhere.-Adv.
Iron County record. [volume] (Cedar City, Utah) 1893-1982, 1916-02-25
Most Likely.

Bix-By the way. who is, or, ratpeEa. 4
was, the god of war?
Dix-1've forgotten the buffers
name, but think it was Ananias,-In
dianapolis Journal.
Iron County record. [volume] (Cedar City, Utah) 1893-1982, 1916-02-25
PREPAREDNESS
To Fortlfy The System Against Grip

when Grip is prevalent LAXATIVE BRoMo
QUININR should be taken. as this combination
OF Quinine with other ingredients, destroys
germs. acts as Tonic and Laxative and thus
keeps the system In condition TO withstand
Colds, Grip and influenza. There Is only one
"BRoMo QUININR." Z. w. GROVES sig
nature on box. a5c.
Iron County record. [volume] (Cedar City, Utah) 1893-1982, 1916-02-25
No Use for Him.

Visitor-We are getting up a rattle
for an old soldier. Wont you buy
ticket?
Miss Innocence-Mercy. no! What
would | do with him7-Jester
Iron County record. [volume] (Cedar City, Utah) 1893-1982, 1916-02-25

What's Badger looking so sour
over?"
HE was forced TO swallow his pride
and he can't digest It."
Iron County record. [volume] (Cedar City, Utah) 1893-1982, 1916-02-25
The Idea.

What's a philanthropist. pa?"
"He's variety OF things, my son.
but oftenest he's a man who robs Peter
of his savings to pay Paurs rent
Baltimore American.
Iron County record. [volume] (Cedar City, Utah) 1893-1982, 1916-02-25
Plan for Box.

shoe workbox. She will surely sue.
coed IL she can sew at all, and IL she
will be very careful about the cutting
and sewing.
One must cut two pieces of card
board, each seven inches long, then
Iron County record. [volume] (Cedar City, Utah) 1893-1982, 1916-02-25
too low the profile of a large nosed

too low the profile of large nosed
person is entirely spoiled; and the
head looks disfgured.
A well-shaped head makes the art Of
hair dressing much less difficult than
1t is for the person with a poorly
shaped head. But the right puffs.
braids, knots and swirls of hair will
make any woman's head appear to be
of classic shape.
Iron County record. [volume] (Cedar City, Utah) 1893-1982, 1916-02-25
President Wilson is exceedingly fond
of detective stories.
When all others fail to please
Try Denlson's Coffee.

! Over SO per cent of the population
OF Pennsylvania is occupied in some
gainful occupation.
Iron County record. [volume] (Cedar City, Utah) 1893-1982, 1916-02-25
seasonabIe Dates.

Customer-Got any fresh dates?
Groceries; | gave away the last
calendar | had this morning,
Iron County record. [volume] (Cedar City, Utah) 1893-1982, 1916-02-25
PRETTY LITTLE GIFT
SHOE woRKBox WITHIN THE
REACH OF ALL.
Worthy Tribute OF Affection From
Small Daughter to the Mother She
Adores-caIIs for Careful and
Conscientious Work.

The small girl who would like TO
make mother or elder sister a gift, but
whose pocket money is limited, should
try her hand at this little Chinese
Iron County record. [volume] (Cedar City, Utah) 1893-1982, 1916-02-25

Better borrow from pawnbroheT
than from your friend
Iron County record. [volume] (Cedar City, Utah) 1893-1982, 1916-02-25
The Box Complete.

shape 1t into sole and take off one
quarter inch from the toe Of one piece.
The larger piece is covered on one
side with white muslin and the smaller