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White Bluffs spokesman. [volume] (White Bluffs, Wash.) 1907-1938, 1916-11-03
Teuton Forces Fight On.

London, Oct. 9.-Austro-G German
forces along the Pennsylvania from
tier are meeting with stubborn oppo-
sition. Rumanian troops have re-
pulsed the invaders and have taken
more than 1900 prisoners, Bucharest
announces. The Rumanians recap
tured Piscui and at Tulges and Bicaz
and in the Uzul valley took HOO men.
The attack in the Uzul valley also
resulted in the repulse of General
Won FalkeRhayn's men.
White Bluffs spokesman. [volume] (White Bluffs, Wash.) 1907-1938, 1916-11-03

recommend it to any woman suffering
from female weakness. You may pub
fish my letterif you wish. -" Mrs. JAMES
CoNLEY, Sig st. Clair St., Frankfort, KY.
No woman suffering from any form of
female troubles should lose hope until
she has given Lydia E. Pinkham's Veg
etable Compound fair trial.
This famous remedy, the medicinal
ingredients of which are derived from
native roots and herbs, has for forty
years proved to be most valuable tonic
and invigorator of the female organism.
ALI women are invited to write
to the Lydia e. Pinkham Medi-
cine Co., Lynn, Mass, for special
advice,-it will be confidential.
White Bluffs spokesman. [volume] (White Bluffs, Wash.) 1907-1938, 1916-11-03
More Gold Arrives.

New York.-Gold amounting to SIS,
100000, from Canada, was deposited
at the assay office Saturday by j. p.
Morgan & Co, acting as fiscal and
commercial agents of the British GOV
eminent. This makes total of $780,
100000 received thus far this year,
chiefly by way of Canada and prac-
tically all for account of British and
allied interests.
White Bluffs spokesman. [volume] (White Bluffs, Wash.) 1907-1938, 1916-11-03
AT THE THEATERs-sPokANE
tFair and Warmer

Fair and Warmer" the farce com
edy by Avery Hopwood, which played
all last season on Broadway, will be
produced at the Auditorium theater
Spokane, two days beginning Satur.
day, November 4.
The piece is being sent out by Ed.
gar Selwyn and company, and this
fact assures a thorough and finished
production with capable actors.
"Fair and Warmer" was written for
laughing purposes only and it is said
to be one of the funniest vehicles
ever given to a company of farceurs
The American.
"Too Many Cooks" farce com.
edy in three acts, by Frank Craven,
and produced under the personal di
rection of Harry j. Leland, is offer.
ed all week at the American theater
Spokane.
When Frank Craven wrote "Too
Many Cooks" he gave to the Ameri.
can stage a play that is among the
best farce comedies it has had. The
characters are all Americans and to
be found only in America. In writ.
ing the comedy Craven has shown
ability as a student of human ma.
ture.
Madame Schumann-Heink.
The ever new Schumann-Heink
who is again touring the country, fill
ing auditoriums to capacity and de
lighting old admirers and winning
thousands of new ones, will appear al
the Auditorium theater, Spokane, No
vember under the auspices of the
Spokane Symphony society, in one Of
her delightful song recitals.
White Bluffs spokesman. [volume] (White Bluffs, Wash.) 1907-1938, 1916-11-03
Has Ballots Cast in COS.

Ellensburg, Wash-Four small bal
lots printed shortly after the repub
lican party was born are the priced
possessions Of I. L. Hinson of this
city. They were printed for the gen.
eral elections of 1850, 1854, 1868 and
1872 in Illinois. The ballots for the
general election of 1858 was six inch
es by three, or about one-thirtieth as
large as those which will be used
here Nov. z.
White Bluffs spokesman. [volume] (White Bluffs, Wash.) 1907-1938, 1916-11-03
HONOR PIONEER MISSIONARIES.
WaIia WalIa People viii Attend Re-
burial of GRAY and His Wife.

WaIia WaIIa People viii Attend Re-
burial Of Gray and His Wife.
Whitman college, Walla Walla and
pioneers of the entire northwest unit
ed Wednesday of this week to do hon
or to William H. Gray and his wife,
famous missionaries of '36 and among
the best known of northwest pioneers.
A celebration unique in the history OF
the northwest will take place seven
miles west of Walla Walla, the pres
ent site of the Whitman monument
and the former location of the old
Whitman mission. The bodies OF Gray
and his wife recently were removed
from their resting place at Astoria,
Ore, and inferred beside those OF DR..
and Mrs. Marcus Whitman, thus after
80 years reuniting lifelong friends.
White Bluffs spokesman. [volume] (White Bluffs, Wash.) 1907-1938, 1916-11-03
Killed In Auto Spill.

Winona, Minn.-H. T. Palmer, age
10, a retired farmer, and H. l.. Stan.
ford, age 80, a livery employe, both
Of Dodge Center, are dead and Mrs.
Frank Horton, age 43, wife of a
Dodge county farmer, is in a critical
condition as result of the automo.
bile in which they were riding being
struck by Northwestern passenger
train.
White Bluffs spokesman. [volume] (White Bluffs, Wash.) 1907-1938, 1916-11-03
Used Dynamite to KIN Fish.

Springfield, Ill.-Joseph Ulevious
threw stick of dynamite into lake
near here Sunday to kill fish. He
was buried Tuesday. His friend, S.
Talue, who was standing nearby, was
badly injured by the explosion.
White Bluffs spokesman. [volume] (White Bluffs, Wash.) 1907-1938, 1916-11-03
Municipal SLAUGHTER House

Pernambuco, Brazil has built mu-
nicipal slaughter house, said to be
one Of the largest and finest in South
America, and intends to lease it for
term of years to the highest bidder.
White Bluffs spokesman. [volume] (White Bluffs, Wash.) 1907-1938, 1916-11-03

II you want your salary raised
raise your efficiency. The yeast with
the most push produces the finest
bread. Remember that "hot air" alone
won't do the business-there must be
quality to 1t!
White Bluffs spokesman. [volume] (White Bluffs, Wash.) 1907-1938, 1916-11-03
NINETEEN BURNED TO DEATH.

Sisters, Hospital at Farnham, Quebec,
Is Destroyed.
Farnham, Quebec.-Nineteen per-
sons-five children, eight women and
six men-lost their lives in the fire
which destroyed st. Elizabeth hos
pital Friday. There were 21S persons
in the hospital, of whom 113 were
children SO aged women and the 9th
ers servants and assistants to the
Gray nuns.
The cause of the fire has not yet
been determined. The property dam
age was estimated at $4,000, partly
covered by insurance.
White Bluffs spokesman. [volume] (White Bluffs, Wash.) 1907-1938, 1916-11-03

90 my own work,
had to hire it done.
/ h e ard so much
about Lydia E. Pink
hams We G eta BILE
Compound tn at I
tried it. / took three
bottles and I found
it to be all you
claim. Now / feel as
we'll as ever / did and
am able to do all my
White Bluffs spokesman. [volume] (White Bluffs, Wash.) 1907-1938, 1916-11-03

How useless you girls today are,"
lamented the old lady to her grand
daughter. why, l actually don't be-
lieve you know what needles are for"
How absurd you are, grandma"
protested the girl. "Of course / know
what needles are for. They're to
make the talking machine play
Exchange.
White Bluffs spokesman. [volume] (White Bluffs, Wash.) 1907-1938, 1916-11-03

PENSIONS FOR REMARKED WIDOWS.
The remarred widows lif now n widow of Civil
War Union soldiers. sailors and marines may now
secure pension the service Of the first Civil
War; husband. Fee fixed by law and contingent
upon success. Over 80 years experience.
TABER a. WHITMAN CO.. Washington, d. G.
White Bluffs spokesman. [volume] (White Bluffs, Wash.) 1907-1938, 1916-11-03
HELP FOR
WORKING WOMEN
Some Have to Keep on Until
They Almost Drop. How
Mrs. Conley Got Help.

Here is letter from woman who
had to work, but was too weak and suf-
fered too much to continue. How she
regained health -
Frankfort, Ky.-"I suffered so much
with female weakness that could not
White Bluffs spokesman. [volume] (White Bluffs, Wash.) 1907-1938, 1916-11-03

DR.. Pierce's Pellets are best for liver,
bowels and stomach. One little Pellet
for laxative-three for q cathartic.
White Bluffs spokesman. [volume] (White Bluffs, Wash.) 1907-1938, 1916-11-03
TURKEYS WANTED.

We want dry picked turkeys. Also
live poultry, ducks and geese. Write
for prices. Commercial Creamery
Company, Spokane, Wash.
White Bluffs spokesman. [volume] (White Bluffs, Wash.) 1907-1938, 1916-11-03

suffered at certain
times. / used DIR.
Picrce's Favorite
Prescription and
now / never have
any trouble; il
cured me.
"My husband
and | both use the
Pleasant Pellets
and think for con.
stipation they are
great. "--MRs. j,
w. PRICE, 1917
White Bluffs spokesman. [volume] (White Bluffs, Wash.) 1907-1938, 1916-11-03
JobIess Man Kills Hlmself

Chicago. H. Leslie, 60 years old,
who had lost job after job until he
finally found himself unable to make
a scant living, swallowed poison.
White Bluffs spokesman. [volume] (White Bluffs, Wash.) 1907-1938, 1916-11-03

Dress fabrics are to be higher,
fashion DEGREES, but then the women
are wearing less of them.
White Bluffs spokesman. [volume] (White Bluffs, Wash.) 1907-1938, 1916-11-03
WASHINGTON WOMEN
TESTIFY.

Everett, Wash.-"For long time 1
The Meridian times. (Meridian, Idaho) 1909-1938, 1916-12-01
Pearl Fishers.

1t is a well-known fact that pearl
fishers and divers do not live long.
They often have TO dive for 100 feet
or more without any special outfit, and
the strain wears them out before their
lives are really half over. From a
depth of 100 feet pearl diver usually
brings up two oyster shells at time.
1t is exciting work. The diver never
knows whether he has brought to the
surface a shell inclosing priceless
gem or not. The Malay pearl divers
are. perhaps. the finest in the world.
When he is going 10 dive. the Malay
slowly lowers himself down from the
side Of the boat to the water and takes
several breaths, each breath getting
deeper and deeper. Finally, he takes
tremendously long breath. turns head
downward and plunges into the ocean
depths. In two, three or perhaps four,
minutes his form is seen in the water
coming up. His face is turned up
ward. His strong hands beat the wa
ter away from under him in vigorous
downward sweeps. His face looks ter
ribly strained. At last, GREATNESS, ex-
hausted. he reaches the surface and is
hauled into the boat, where ne lies
oufte still for few moments, appar-
entiy exhausted. But in comparative
Ii few minutes he is ready 10 plunge
again.
The Meridian times. (Meridian, Idaho) 1909-1938, 1916-12-01
Two ways Of acleanina Up.

Some years ago a young man from
a small country town, on visiting Gin
cinnati. walked into one of the down
town barber shops to have his hair
cut
After the barber had clipped for
some fime on tlle young mans head he
asked him if he hadn't better have his
hair cleaned M. The young man, after
CHANGING at the hair on the floor and
thinking the barber was trying 10 put
one over on him. said he guessed not Z
After asking the same question sew
eral times 30 no avail the barber gave
it up. The young man paid his bill
and went from the shop. laughing to
himself. thinking he wasn't 80 green
after ALL
Afterward it dawned on him that
the barber wanted only 70 give Lin a
shampoo.
The Meridian times. (Meridian, Idaho) 1909-1938, 1916-12-01

and in between times his rent or life
insurance falls due, understand me, il
would take SO much enjoyment out OF
riding in the automobile, that right
away he finds out the Innings amt up
to sample or the buttons amt sewed
on correct or something. The automo-
bile dealers figured it right, Birsky.
wish the waist business was on a e. q
D. basis, too. Because concern which
sells goods for cash, Birsky, never gets
no cancellations from nobody.
"Never mind, Zapp. You would see
that pretty soon the automobiles
would sell on credit, too. People AIM
going to be so crazy TO buy automo-
biles. now that gasolene is showed up
50 high Birsky said.
well that don't change my plans
any" Zapp replied, because the way
The waist business is after Christmas
Birsky. if l owned the Hudson RIVER
and automobiles was run with water.
| couldn't afford a pushcart even.
Even so. Zapp, there's lots OF fel-
lers Id the delicatessen business when
is obliged 10 run automobile deliveries,
ana for every penny they've got 20
nav more on gasolene, they stick TWO
cents 4 pound on pastrami oder Frank
furters.
"That again Is something for q
manufacturer of sodalnint oder pepsih
+ahIers 10 worry about, not me, Birsky.
ANYHOW. Birsky. if cigar stores
couldn't sell cigarettes TO minors IN
dor the age of sixteen. there ought y
j., a law prohibiting dlicatessen deaf
ers from selling their machsheyos 70
olnlts over the age of twenty-five. IN
fact. Birsky. if Kansas ana Maihs
would 90 prohibition on deilca1essen
instead NJ schnapps. Birsky, moi ohis
,,-o,,,d If he better for business, y IN
5erstand. but there would oe 80
crimes also. on account there ! uloie
s,I,.,-s feels like committing muruer
~. iav after one delicateSsen supper
than ten minutes after hundred h.sn,
halls and don't you forget Il nu
,h.,,s only one reason why hocAeieilet
-. lo,nr no harm by putting up me
-. - ~ gasolene. because when am
getting heart trouble from es' 80
EYfth Avenue II / O'Clock IN the $50
-, wish automobiles was run no'
With gasolene. but win pens, eeusN. ~, J
oder hay rum At q dollar thlr's-nNe :"
quart" .,..r hir
.srhat's where you're maSins -
mistake. zapp,n BirsSy said. Nu w..
lays for an up-to-dase teller, y : 49,
an automobile is. so-to-SpeaA' pt'S''N
ally 4 necessity. ...,,,,,,
a fur thousand dollar au'0n''o''s
i ! necessity !" Eapp cried Ill,
: "A J four thousand dollar ear ala
xneaSIa' about At an @TSNs 81
The Meridian times. (Meridian, Idaho) 1909-1938, 1916-12-01
simple Question 70 Answer.

The editor Of THE correspondence
columns had very busy day-a very
busy day indeed. So busy. in fact
thar he had to enlist the services Of
the sub. 10 read out the correspond
ence.
What is The next query?- he asked
when he had gone half way through
The pile If letters.
oh" replied the sub, "a reader
wants IL know how 10 prevent the
hairs III his muStache from falling
out. What shall | pur down. Sir:''
Well" answered the editor. with a
sigh, Just put down: The hest way
10 prevent hairs from falling nut is %
brush them lightly apart, and keep
them from quarreIing.
The Meridian times. (Meridian, Idaho) 1909-1938, 1916-12-01
As Bad as a Mule.

@yes." said the mighty hunter, ITS
On old gun. l grant you. But what
times we've had together = He fon-
dlsd it. stock and barrel. as If II were
! child. "Ah. many q time might
hsva been a dead man but for this out
of,date weapon
looks as though ii had a rather
hefty kick in it, said the young sol
der.
~,1h / should say so! It's got the
farcest reccil that any rifle ever had.
Thst,s what makes il 50 valuable. Why'
a,,,,a ONT in the Rockies grizzly bear
was charging ME, fired-and missed.
Bslisys me. If ii hadn't been Tor tne
f.er that the kick in this rife ierkeo
me- hack thirty yards and enabled me
!, rslnad-well, l shouldn't be talk
;,r ~ YOU today. Yes; its got
great desl q Kick Ill,
.rhen they ar,Se and gave Lin Fa'
his gun another.
The Meridian times. (Meridian, Idaho) 1909-1938, 1916-12-01

tinued. Because for thorsona -,
th ts oiiy' 1app, you could get car mil
u GIVE ~ .nse horsepower already, Eve
passenger body, electric self.storter
anu lighter and everything IN 70 date
oueh q car Is gen'wine bargain i,
one thousand dollars"
II you could afford the tbo,sana
uollars' Birsky,' zapp said, (which ,hs
way me realestate business is dead
nowadays, Birsky, you've got about ae
lnuch chanee as I've got to buy a thou.
salld dollar automobile
Dlrsky hid the lower one-third ~
uis bushes in cup of coffee.
Inc fact is" he said at LAST s.I,va
sot maturing on me this week for tif-
Teen hundred dollars an endowment
poiicy' Aapp, and if you would come nm
- my mousse next Sunday morning wen
take little run out to Ozone Grove
anu II Show you them lots | was talk
ing TO you about"
lou mean them lots they threat
ened last month to foreclose on Won
Birsky?' Zapp asked.
Birsky's face grew a shade more
crimson.
! paid EN- two hundred dollars a
oolius' and they gave me three-year
extension" he explained huskily and
guiped down the remainder of his cof-
fee.
How much was that mortgage?,
Zapp inquired.
Just fifteen hundred Aollars," Bir-
sky admitted.
And do you think you would got
The Meridian times. (Meridian, Idaho) 1909-1938, 1916-12-01

You ought to be c.rot,,,
-. saying, zapp," he advised a ar you
Nv mouth many a feller co,, from -
p"s MY dollars for q smart -. 20
- gel libel case thrown ont - LIVER r
already" oul Oh court
~, : rabbi would tell Won tbo 80
"nae ! 90 Birsky. The differaro ,a'' !,
, ,, sneak thief and a fallor ~ ~, ~ =,
nnes beyond his means Is tbat l tSa
strana .i'iei robs only from perfect
what do you mean-rohh,nn j, !.
!, fa,in, o,esleu' According TO YOU II
! teller buys couple thousand s AN, I
SOUS which he needs ii in his hma,
ness' understand me, on credit s, 14.,
ua!s, understand, md ~ 90 y
couldn't pay for EN-, understand ~, ne
= roDDing already. An idee J,
o,a uiui say no such thing" Zann ID.
ciared. "Ali | says is if a fellar ~ p -,
couple thousand dollars goods which - :,
neeus IN his business on sixtv dars,
ereult' and ne couldn't pay for ,em -
a a,,. ne is buying for net cash an
ao,,,', which he didn't need and
couldn't afford, understand ma than
ne IS robbing, Birsky, and that,s ~,
there is to it" "' az
now 90 you know Rebfield gives
oasn Tor Inc automobile, Zapp?n
questlon| Iapp exclaimed. "Au.
tomobiles is always sold for cash. Rir.
SKY, IN especially to fellers which
couldn't afford an automobile, under.
stand me, because If such fel,a,
would buy one on ten DAYS, crnlli4 a..,..
The Meridian times. (Meridian, Idaho) 1909-1938, 1916-12-01
or Course He Wouldn't ASK.

oliver had been taught that it was
naughty to ask anyone for pennies.
His mother noticed h had come home
several times with penny - one
day She asked oliver. where did you
get your penny"
oliver Immediately replied From
the SWEEPER man" tmeaniug the street
swceperl.
Did YOU ask the sweeper man for il
penny"
No. mammal l just 70 up to lie
sweeper man and say. / am leokine
for 4 penny to-day and he gives me
one.
The Meridian times. (Meridian, Idaho) 1909-1938, 1916-12-01
Thouohtful Wife

a man condemned to be hanged was
visited the day preceding his execution
by his wife Gan ignorant woman) who,
aS the sequel will show. intended 10
have no hitch in the carrying out OF
the sentence. After the anxious in
quiries about his health had been made
and answered lie noticed that She lad
two parcels, and asked what was IN
them.
Wife-This one contains 4 change Of
linen for you.
Husband-And the other one?
Wife-Oll. that is the clntheSline. l
brought il, aS | did NOT know whether
they found the rope or we had tn
provide one"
The Meridian times. (Meridian, Idaho) 1909-1938, 1916-12-01
PUT BUSINESS LESSON FIRST
Younqster Had Excellent Defense
When Hauled Before the Parental
Tribunal for FIqhtinq-

My son
Yes. pop"
do sou remember what your
Sunday school TEACHER todd yen about
fighting?-
Yes. sir
Then why did you strike flsat Hem
mandhaw boy with your fistz
He struck me first.
'But what about your Sunday school
lesson?'
Il thought about your Iessoa first :
What leSs0n?-'
Your business lesson
4 am afraid 7 do not knoy what
yoH mean
'-YOu told me always 70 Dc every
thing in Il strictly business Bas-g
Yes
We'll. when he delivered n waIlop
On my nose | just had to gre him =
receipt. Youngstown Telegram
The Meridian times. (Meridian, Idaho) 1909-1938, 1916-12-01
eaby's Eyes.

The value Of $4,000 is placed ~ a
California court on the eyeSight IT a
child. destroyed through the careless
ness of an attendant at the child's
birth. "A pair Of baby's eyes ARE
priceless " said the court.
And 80 they are-they cannot be pur-
chased at any figure. The mere none
tary rec0mpense 10 the parent IS moth
tng. For what mere money will atone
10 the mother in her grief that her
child must he doomed 10 life
If night:
The eyes Are priceless: they thrive
on care; they suffer from Indifference.
carpIesSness. overwork, oyerstrain.
And when they 70 they never return.
The Meridian times. (Meridian, Idaho) 1909-1938, 1916-12-01
Pretty often. Too.

During Bible lesson teacher was
trying Il explain the parable Of the
tares.
Can anyone tell me amy person who
is like the evil one who SoWed The,
taresf''
A hand instantly shot mp from the
foot of the class.
Well, David. what person do you
Sayg"
Please, ma 'am. my mother
why" asked the teacher in aston
iShment.
Because, answered he. eying
his patched trousers. ''she Sews tears. :
The Meridian times. (Meridian, Idaho) 1909-1938, 1916-12-01
Useless Visitor.

Say. Young feller." said Bronco Bob.
have you got gun on you?"
No, sir" replied the man with the
brand-new cowboy uniform. 4 Was
told that il was better To be marme,l
so as to avoid any impression thar |
was seeking quarrel"
well, that's 4 big disappointment.
needed brand new gun an thought
you'd be bringin' along ut least pair
of 'em. Don't YOU let anything like
this occur again. Washington Star.
The Meridian times. (Meridian, Idaho) 1909-1938, 1916-12-01

Dodd's Kidney Pills and they relieved
me again. l used three boxes That
is now three years ago and my Back
ache has not returned in its severity.
and by using another two boxes a lit
tie later on. the pain left altogether
and have had no trouble since. You
may use my statement. l recommend
Dodd's Kidney Pills when and wher.
ever can" Dodd's Kidney Pills. soc.
per box at your dealer or Dodd's Medi,
cine Co, Buffalo. n. Y.-Adv.
The Meridian times. (Meridian, Idaho) 1909-1938, 1916-12-01
HAD ALL QUALITIES NEEDED
One Small Thing That Screen Star
Lacked Was Not at All Neces-
sary for Success.

Il can said the bashful young man
to the director Of the film company,
swim, dive, run an auto. fly an air
plane, fence. f1x, shoot. ride horse,
run motor boat. play golf, fight make
love. fall of cliffs, rescue hproineS.
play football. die naturally ami kiss a
a girl"
But" interrupted the famous direc-
tor. can you actT'
Alas = muttered the would-be
screen hero, Il never thought Of that.
Engaged" growled the director. and
another screen star was born.-Life.
The Meridian times. (Meridian, Idaho) 1909-1938, 1916-12-01
He knew.

Little Edward was listening careful
Ii u the conversation Of lis elders
puzzled over the many long words ht
did not understand when he heard
his grandfather call certain person
an optiniSt. Edward frightened.
"Oh. cried he. Il know what thai
is =
well Edward said hi~ grandfa
Their, what then. is an optimism
why" said Edward. ..the man whr
fits you with Spectaeles :"
The Meridian times. (Meridian, Idaho) 1909-1938, 1916-12-01

its last stages, I
tried Dodd's Kid
ney Pills. After
using two boxes I
was somewhat re-
lieved and I stop
ped the treatment.
In the spring OF
the next year /
had another at
tack. I went for
The Meridian times. (Meridian, Idaho) 1909-1938, 1916-12-01

the money when the three years Is
up?" Zapp insisted.
Il don't know Birsky retorted, "and
don't care, Zapp. Because we only
live once, Zapp, and we are soon dead" "
Sooner, even Zapp concluded, IF
you ride fast enough in automobiles"
Copyright. New York Tribune.l
The Meridian times. (Meridian, Idaho) 1909-1938, 1916-12-01
stilI, There Are Some.

Gosh ding I"
WHATS Ihe matter. friend:"
Il wish could find hotel that was
run To suit me
Its difficult matter, friend This
hotel isn't run to suit me. aud yet
own it.-Loui>yfllt Courier-Iuurnal.
The Meridian times. (Meridian, Idaho) 1909-1938, 1916-12-01
Can You Beat ~

Mrs. Exe-SIy girl has left me. she
said had 81 much company there WAS
TOO much work 10 do.
Mrs. Wye-That's singular. Mine
has left me. too. She said l had 50
little company il showed had no 80
eial position Boston Evening Tran
script.
The Meridian times. (Meridian, Idaho) 1909-1938, 1916-12-01
odIous comnansnn

Il have seen potatoes wor4ii their
weight in goldr said the man from the
Klnndike
THE IDEA. = exclaimed Hiss Cayenne,
''of comparing anything 50 precious az
potato to mere jeweirys
The Meridian times. (Meridian, Idaho) 1909-1938, 1916-12-01

made out check to the order Of the
teller that sold 1t. Birsky, and all them
diamonds Bertha Pitz wears should
ought TO be hanging on Mrs. Shapol-
NIX right now. In fact. Mrs. ShapolniS
oont know II, Birsky, but sam PttH
stole them diamonds from her"
birsky 'hrsyged his shoulders depre-
Satingly
The Meridian times. (Meridian, Idaho) 1909-1938, 1916-12-01
Exception Noted.

Il believe everything appeals 10
smiths sense of huIuor."
Il didn't when he fell down on a
oncrete pavement and hit his funny
hone.