The Oakes times., 1916-10-12
rllutEcAlss PHILOSOPHY
Pitilsss Publicity

II ses Nj. Hughes wud like to know
whats come to 'Pitiless Publicity.
Aeself could tell him. where's Pitt
less Publicity? ~ says Hughes. In the
Ash Cam says I. T"was all right OH
the stump. but in wushin ton It's dif.
fer. Tue Harp that waist through
Trent0n's halls u name Tumulty
Whin he bursts into song now he picks
his chune!
'Tis not that Prisidint Wilson 10
less public than Candydate WILSON
he's less piticss. IRIS like the show.
man. lie tells ye all. an more. about
tn ilIyfant. but lie has mintal res-va-
shune about the spotted baby.
80 It 10 wild Wilson. He's sorned
the hard heart iv 'Pitlless Publicity
How about the PostmastersT axes
the refawrumers. Well niver tell ye.
says the C'mishun. For why? snys
the cngue "rwid embnr'ss tn Ad
ministhrnslun. says the C'mishun
And the people laughs. 'Yc fred th
Hid Of the Cinsus. snys Hughes. 'Ye
lie. says Keiticld. He raysined Wild
out bein' nxcd. says he. 'ie lie yer
SELF says Durnnd. 'Ye towld me yc'd
fire mc. an ye gcv me place to u
politician says Durnnd. lxac'ly
fwhat ! said.' yells Pink Whiskers. 4
was goin' to fire yc anyway. hut
nivcr nxcd yc to raysinc. says Pinky.
An the people roars.
""rell us about all thin Dishurvin'
Dmmycrats, says the people. An
silence.
But donn't yc think there's no pub.
licity at all. Teddy himself was none
gunshy with the lnpers. but lie cuc
be quiet too.
"'Wc'll grab some land In vinzu.
eeIy.' says the Ambnssydurc. tcm'pri.
ly snys he Yell not says Teddy.
yell agree to arbitratc.' says he. or
he says. in tin days Dcwcyll he there
says Teddy
"'Me Ry'le Mnsthcr will nivcr con.
s!nt. snys IN other Thin says Ted.
dy. III sind Dewey at wnnst. There's
no use waitn'.' Teddy says. How'd
'cm' says the Ambassydurc. We
agree. says he. an divil bit did we
know how It was for dozen ycnr.
"'Wr'll hnve Fcrdy Carey alive or
the Bnshi I'nzook dead says Teddy.
an bnck comes Fcrdy. An the pnpcrs
says. ON demand iv the state Depart.
mcnt Fcrhy Cnrcy has been released
An that's all.
"How IL It now? The grenscrs
slaughter, twinty at Sanity Isabel
Another Mexican Crisis says the
headlines "1'winty Americans killed.
they says. The Prcsidint Calm says
they 'Atcs Hncon and Eggs Plays
Goluf.' says the headlines An the IA.
per goes on:
""rhe Prlsidint's appytitc at break.
fast was good tn leader iv the na.
shun gettin outside ~ grape fruit. In.
con an eggs. hot biscuit an coffee
Whin Docthcr Grnyson announced the
hill iv fare the tinshun over Mexico
was much relavcd.
"'The Irsihint Is solvin' in privacy
the fat"fml question. "Will me throat
last?" The answer is waited wild 10.
verish anxiety.
"Mondnh the papers says: 'Nnsilnnal
Disaster, Sore Throat Feared Panic
at the Capital. The Prisidint Calm.
CONSERVATION was spr"nd among
all clnssns today be the report that
the Irisi,lint awoke with a sore throat
Strong men tainted before they cud
reach the nearest saloon There is
talk ~ nppintin day Is prayer II IS
will claim that the dead Americans
raysisted ixicnshmn 4 high authority
states that this wud end the crisis
The prisidint made but wan remark
"Av they d not been there they'd not iv
been kilt"
"Choosdnh they says. Hope rcvlves.
No sore thront Bitten by insect
president calm. All Phrases is Mat
, tier TO bc considered
1.-The anxiety In the Capital was re-
1aNcI todaH De thc I"llo"lli b'liieilil
1.-The I'risidint has slight per
roration in the cuticle over the inf.ry
urc ma ximary caused be a insect bitin
him whin asleep. The patient was too
proud to scratch. tSivnedb Grayson."
1t is reported also that Gincral
Scott viii! go to the border to bury the
dead, and apologize to til" Insurgents.
He will axe Carra,.zy. whether lie wu,l
accept loan if offered This is con
sidercd the thrue Sutton iy the ditii
Guilty
"Winsdah the lrisidint goes motor
in, Thursdah he writes II note am