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Der Deutsche correspondent. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1841-1918, 1916-08-08
@Srien.@eridlt.

Gie @osotticn Itiegen auf Scr geItri.
gen gorie, ud6reno gletoI mo
Spclialitdtcn chuos 5uriidgin-
gen. Die 9lotirunaeu pe6iel.
ten mr. iebr menig. r. Baltimore
9orle etuas Ieb6ofter. Gi0i-
oeuoeu erportet.
Wlit eincm ieiten Eon croifnete Die
gciirige 96rie in g}eip 2)orf, unO
uuroen 6ei 6rii6oeid6itcu mdBi0c
flcine @epiune er3ielt, ooh madte
iiA fcin Sntcreiic an Scr Spetulo,
tions.@oiition 6emcrf6or, unO luur.
oen Die @eidditc o6ue 6eionoere @r-
cianiiie abgeidloiicn.
9ci SdhiB Der eriten 10 Wlinlten
luoren glfticu ser Goniolioateo @as
~ @lutt auf 1917 gciticaen.
las @ciddft mar nn gormittog
MIR flein, ooH pur0en allgcmein bel.
iere Diotiritngen cr5ielt &iel glni.
mcrfianfcit ipur0e Der GouioliOotco
Gas.gliisaa6c gewiOmct, wel6c olli
1873 itie9en. aiipier-2usgabeu 3eig
ten gleiHfdlls cinen 6eiicren Son
glnoconoa itieg olif 1874 Iie @}otor-
9ltticn idmammcn, nit Stuoetatcr
in gutter g}aHirage, uelde 81 1867
perfauitcu SSn SnteruationaI &oper
ionO ciu iebr reyes @ei6dft itatt,
weldc 9lftieu Is auf tl14 iiieecn,
llniou Bociiic fiel bon 1875 ali
1887 5iiriid. 0iiiiouri @acific por
idwo6 lno fieI II %imft auf as
5uriid
Pm ipdteu 9}dt6mittog iuar ooS
@cit1it ie6r fridge nit unipidti9cn
Sdmantumqen. Gic flcincrc Gipi-
oen0e in Sntcrnationol 0lidcl 6atte
eincn @reisriidgong BON t3s nod ii6
acjogcn. @ooori6 9lu6ber mobtc ci.
nen flciucn @Gpiut. Gleincre Pm.
fdufe in BOD Sslono 6ottc eiu Stei-
Gen Der glftien sur 6olge. GonioIiOo-
tco @as. nad cinem 0erfouf nit
1892 iicl lei6t 5uriid. Der Wlorft
idloB ieit unO ru6ig.
Baltimore @0rfe
Tie on6altenoc Stdrfc imo ooS
itdnoiee s(nionimeln ser Stonm.
ofticu Der Baltimore Cube Gom-
paenie oie6t 81 Den @criidteu Pm
LAB, ooB in Scr nd1iten @eriamn.
hung Der 3ireftorcu sic GioiOcnoe
epcntucll er6o6t miro. SSu oeu lcbten
6cioeu @odcn itiesen oie 9lftien w
gunfte, wobon gciiern olleiu 8
9Slnftc notirt mlrocn. Gie Girefto-
rem perOen iid ni6t Dor September
uerianmcln. .Cie Suni.@infiinitc
Der @eiellic6ait iollcn bic oroBten in
Der @eidte Scr Gompaauie icin;
bod ioll scr Suli.@ewiun ni6t nod
ite6cn Gic 6ertigitelllmg Der 9luf.
tr0ge oergr0Bert iib ieoen Gag, uno
iino oicIe 2Iuitrdgc fir 1917 9e6uht.
IS miro geiaot, ooB oie Gooiion
G6enii6c 6a6rif i'm September fei-
ne GibiOenoe 6c5o6lt ionoern oos
Der Deutsche correspondent. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1841-1918, 1916-08-08
g an q fore 8 8nrf.

Sunoerte bon geriorien crfriiden
fih tdglib in Dem berrlidcu Sol5.
woiier Der Gbeiopcafe gai bel 9oD
Sborc. Syn Der ocrgnnecneh $50.
dc mar Der @eiud Der 9nocedite elm
duBerlt grroBcr. gluH Oic anoercn
glmiiicments i'm @arfe pcroen itorf
ircquentirt. SIN Reituurant iperOen
Oor5iigli6e Giners ietpirt
arcn3.Damenbereiu.
Gic WaitgIicocr ocs o9lot6c areuo-
Gauen.GercinS~ pcriormcln iid
morocu gladnittoes 3 llbr, in ocr
Sole oes oeutiden &ouies oil DER
@de bon 2criu9ton. uno SollioaD.
StroBc. inn oeu 9ericbt iiber ooS
Set gum 9eiten oeS 8otben areu5cs
I'M nGannitottcr. @drf~ cntgcGen olt
nebmcn. W1an bat oen @rni1 aus.
geiprohen ooB oae 9omcn, iUeldc
70 eifrig mitbolfcn rnO olc Qamen
melAe Den 9ort iiber9aupt bciudtcn
oieier Geriantmlltng beiipobnen ion.
ten oa cinige g(ngcIcgenbeitcn bon
eroBcr @ibtiefcit 6ir Sprode foul.
men iollcn. g(u1 eili Gautidreiben
bonn Capt. 4aul Sonig bon Der
0Geuti6lano~ pirO berleien.
~Saruionie@
$50 man iingt oa LAB Gid rubi9
nieocr, 60ie Menidcn in9en fcine
2icoer.~ Ger @ciangDcrciu oSarno-
mic" ser icine oQi16rlidcSgoiicriabrt
6cute, Gicnitog 9ornittog, nod G6c.
iopcotc 9ead uutcrniutnit miro, ipie
immer, aud ga beitrebt ieir, oeu
Tbeilne6mcrn cine eroBe 9lbweds-
lrhg in llnter6oltlmg 3il bieten. @e-
iong umo Sniirinental CONCERT,
Cans uno lle6crroidingen fir oie
Qomen mo ainoer, cine @elegcn6eit
gum beimlideu aneipcn fir Die Ser
rem imo cine gluslooilrug an Der aQe
9ilctbaltcr glnt6eil ne6men. Der
Gpir. nGreamlanO" fd6rt bcite I'M
1890 @orlnittoas bonn 5uBe ocS
9roaopaD ob.
n@itteISbod @erein."
Gin edit bnberiidcs 8olfsfclt miro
Scr og8itteIsbo6.Gerein bon 9oIti-
moro" an IA. 9IuguIt i'm Gannitat.
ter.@orf obbalten. Dos glrrongc-
ments-Gomite bot elm 95rogramnt
0uianimcngcitcIlt oos Ole 9ehldcr
in ieocr Siniidt beirieoieen miro.
Der Deutsche correspondent. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1841-1918, 1916-08-08


9n6crt 81. Stcelc, %, uno 9lgncs
Sdlcv. 2t.
Saco6 @einer, "a, uno Sophia
&o6onop, 10.
So6n 6. Seluca, "a, inO Gt6cI 81.
9}ihols, 81.
Gilbert $. @linor, %, 9lcranorio,
So, lno Gillian q. Bauer, q.
6rcoerid 81. NliufuS, 81 &ittS.
6urg6, &a1 lno Geronica &naucr,
30.
@iaiau 9ioOer, %, unO 5ora6 s.
Saroclter, "a.
Srpbie $. Eol(ep, %, uno @lorp
@racc Sroof6dnf, 20.
Der Deutsche correspondent. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1841-1918, 1916-08-08

nc6mcn I'M nab ocn Gercinigtcl
Stoatcn 81 gelon0cu. SSn Der gioDt,
bcpor Der Donpict dbiu0r pcrltcd-
ten iie iicb in Dem aoblcnrmuiE ipcl'
der lccr mar, ga Der Coupler ScI
brcunt. 9lad 5pei Eogen cri6icncl
lie oilf Ged imo Captain g8. 4. Sill
man Itc0te iie ais 9trbeitcr an. "a
iie Die &opiitcucr bc5a1lten, wuroe
cs i6ncn ocilottet alS Dollaiiltige
Scelcute 81 lonOen lnO wcrOcu BON
Captain Sillmon wic0er nod 9iio
DC Soneiro mitgcnommcn wcroen
Der Deutsche correspondent. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1841-1918, 1916-08-08
0rSffnnna Der Scr6a.sailon.


Cic bcfaunte 8irma strniirona,
Gator & So, an Der Baltimore ma.
be G6arles.StraBe, 5eigt I'M nDeut-
ic6en Correspondent an, ooB NOR
Gen bic erite @r9iimtng Scr Serbit-
Soiion fir 93utwoaren itattiinoet.
Gic neueIten @luiten fir SerbIt6iite
liegcn 5lr glnii6t bereit.
Der Deutsche correspondent. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1841-1918, 1916-08-08

beu fir oieic gsode oie Goulooie
u@iIohre in SrubcitD gemdblt. gtuf
Dem Undertakings 9rogronm itc-
ben ouBcroem 6uei oor8iglihc So.
riete. glnmmern.
Der Deutsche correspondent. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1841-1918, 1916-08-08
geraniiaunosu Der @Ode.

Sersnieuussu bsr @odle.
o@obetD S6coter~ croiiuet. @utc
@oriicIhme i'm o9ippoorome-
gcuiidc @creius 9Inocleocu6ei.
ten. 9aD S6orc unO @mguu
Cot 2lttrattioneu.
1os ,@auctD E6eptcr@ bot feline
@iorien iiir oie regulare Soiion nit
@hlD g9otion'sr rllniteo States 9cau-
ties GomponD" eroffuet. Gie Dor
Itelmug, Die aus 3wci glftcn, uSmo
ol0 ools~ umo oglt t6e Goitnners.~
belic6i, milroe lebboit appldnoirt.
Inter Den WlihpirfenOen befinocn
iih 9iup Spencer. @irginia aeliep,
@eorac 9opman G6as @icGilineB,
0c0ipig bon Diiiaer, 9lelon Noblc,
Somes aortor Soiepb 4lcGog, To-
pie cin 2O.topfiger @ld0hmhor.
Cos Sbeatcr lit iuneu mic aiBcn
neu 0cforirt oic Stiible ailfaepol.
iicrt iin0 cine grobe sIn5abl clcftri.
lder 6dher anecbradt Inn Den Se.
luhcrn ocn 9lnfcntbolt 10 angenc6m
luic nloalid 81 MAIDEN 6ol9enoc
Gompagnicu iino fir oas u@apetp-
2beutcr" eebudt. n@irlS from the
1ollies,~ nSepiem6er Wlorning @lo.
rics. nI6c 2Imericans.~ o@irls from
SopIono,~ nIango Queens 09ie-
coro 9rcofers," ngociol 5ollieS,"
.g'isdiei .g1ofers, nIGe S6oroug6.
brcos ,Monte Carlo Gjirls"
.groooiuaD Bellies osSreud 6ro-
lies" mo oS6c Souriits.~
oSippo0romc."
Die riibrigc 2citung ocs 0&ippo.
oroue0 bat iiir bic lanfenoe gso-
doe cul beionoers on5icbenOcs BRO.
grann 5uiammcngcIteIlt. gln Der
Spite oeS 9rogramms itcbt Der Gin-
att: nIbe Scoop, melder aus ocm
8cititngslebcn beronseegriffen it,
Sin pci6lidcr 9cridterltotter ipielt
IN oicicm 9lft bic &ouptrolle. SRI.
Gojciii ino g9oaoce Bennett treten
IN Dem Sdmmf: nafter the 9ortp"
oui uno fonnt oas @ublifum aus
Dem 2ahen nidt berous. DoS glr.
die ylidoIiou 1rio eroott Die 8n.
idauer ourd ieiue idloueu eieoer.
Gem Soiimon, Gin Songlctr, ino
sic Ean5cr @2urp6p uno 9orrp be.
idlicbeu 0os 9rogrnnni. IS ici be-
merit, Dob 0as Sippooromc iid Die
Gritboriiibrng 0es ~Gbarlie Chap
lin Dlopine 9Sichrre~. nCnc u. d.
eeIidert bat mo oieies nibt ocrie5.
len miro, DEM oSippoorome" icoen
gl6eno Elm bolles @aiis 5u Iibern.
@mDnn Onf &orf
Gin 5rciluit.19eoter lit fir Dol
timorc ctipos glcics. Seit 8mci 800
den lpielt bic @oli.9beater. @eiea-
idqft bon g8oibiuoton i'm @mDnn
Gof&nrf NIT groBem Grfolg I'M
8rcicn. Die 8ciumer ipnren nit Den
@oriiellingen 5uirieocn pesbol6 Die
@cIeaihoft oud fir oieic g9ohe er-
qoairt muroe. Ole Sdouipieler ba.
Der Deutsche correspondent. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1841-1918, 1916-08-08

Wian cripa6nc Sen ,,Salllmorr 0orrciponocntI
Der Deutsche correspondent. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1841-1918, 1916-08-08
@ei GrtdltiImacm

reps H'H s'l- 'alS snlP, AUG DC IiJH1i'sIa' ml'
The Dermott news., 1916-07-06

where the exercises were held. Gen.
 Luke E. Wright of Memphis vas the speaker of the day, and being mili
 tary man Of wide and varied experience, he fired the patriotism of his hearers to a whiter heat No such crowds nave thronged the city park since the day several years ago when Roosevelt the Hign Priest of Preparedness, delivered an address to q sea of people on the lawn South Of the old Arsenal. The spirit ia not dead And those who nave witnessed this week 5 demon stratioas are convinced that 1t is not The people are in earnest, and Amerlcanism was never stronger. Little Rock has get rapid pace for the rest of the state, that has been most patrioticallj met by the boys from town and hamlet throughout the com The Spirit of lT76 i. re vved in the Spirit of l9l6
The Dermott news., 1916-07-06
MillER'S AN1ISEP1iC OIL
 KNOWN AS Snake Oil
Will Positively Relieve Pain in
 Three Minutes

Fry t light ro0 for rheumatism. neuralgia. tumbago. sore. std ant swollen iolnt.. pains n the heaa. back and limbs. cerus buntous, etc After one application pam disappears as f hS magic
 X never failing remedy used inter nally and externally for coughs. eoIi'. eroup. -ore throat. diphtheria and ton sil,tIs
 The oil i. conceded to he the mast penetrating remedy known. lts prompt and immediate effect in relieving pain is due to the fact that 1t penetrates to the affected parts at once. A an H. lustra;ion pour Ter Drops on the thlCN eat piece of sole leather and it will penetrate this substance through anu through in three minutes.
 Accept no substitutes This great oil is golden red color only Ever bottle ls guaranteed; Poe and 50c a bot te or money refunded Exclusive agent. Bordeaux Drug Store, the ReNali store
The Dermott news., 1916-07-06
Patriotism Displayed at
 the State Capital.
BCao Harper

Little Rock July [ Patriotism ana Preparedness have been the slogans of Little Rock this Wees Not la the memory of the present generation, at least has there been such d popular demonstration as that which ba4 stirred the people of the canital city thi4 week The presence in our midst of two yeui ments of ,tat> troops, fully equipped for service on the Mexican border. and the immnenee of open Warefare with the Carranza government has empha- sized the spirit of patriotism until it has permeated practically the whole community Even the Paeiists. many of them, carry flags. There are no anti Mexican demonstrations, it i4 all pro American. AmerIcaHIsm the Amerieansm of Wilson that reiuses to go to war so long a1 peace may be continued with honor k actuatlug the people of Arkansas today
 Just at this time no one can foresce what a day may bring forth. Omino5s rumblings from the border and from the diplomatic exchanges keep the pub lie in a state of feyerish suspense. and there is a feeHng among the military men that actua. war cannot be a.er,ed The Arkansas boys are anxious to get to the front. Men who have heen re jected because they We're anderWejght or had some slight defect nave broken down and cried The morals of the troops could not he better They are a picked body of men who require only the seasoning of a border campaign to make them the equal of any. They are ready to repeat the glorious record of their fathers who taught the Mex cans a severe lesson in the ,la.s. Should call for volunteers be made later 1t is expected that the response would be much more general than it has been for the militia service.
 The subject of military preparedness is more and more agitatinC the people. It ls expected that the present condi- tons will revive interest in the citizen soldiery that was so popular genera ton ago, and that permanent com aanies will be maintained, like the Me 1arthy Light Guards and the Fletcher Miles of the early 9o's. Some of the enLudsiasts are agitating summer train ing camps for business men, similar to those held in New York, where for sev- eral weeks business, professional and workingmen may be drilled in military tactics and practical camp life This would prepare a large body of men throughout the country for actual ser vice should an emergency arise but would not emphasize the military above the guarding of civic conditions
 The Preparedness Parade today has been revelation, No such a demon stration was ever witnessed in Little Rock. With the exception of certain or ganizations which failed to approve the project. there was general compliance with the request that was made to march No vehicles were permitted in line Everybody walked. State, coun- ty. and city officials. men. women and boys. khaki clad troopers and men from the desk and the counters, all joined the great line of marchers from the state capitol to the City Park
The Dermott news., 1916-07-06
Dixie" Is a Real Tune.

While The Star Spangled Banner has it's merits, the tune js not much of a blood stirrer But the lad whe doesn [ itch to grab gun and straight way slaughter a brigade of assorted Mexicans when he hears Dixie ought to be led tenderly to the Old Ladies Home Columbia State
The Dermott news., 1916-07-06
A Clover Campaign.

"A \iOSCi \oialPolSh.
 A clover field is everywhere taken as d symbol of richness. richness of own era and richness in fertility of land A Geld of clover is rich pasture for all klnd' of livestock, and beautiful to look upon. lts roots go down into the earth and bring about fine texture of the earth for tillage On the clover spots are found homes. a4 t were. or bacteria that take nitrogen from the 4ir and aad b the wealth of the soil m0re food for other plants. There are many c,ogers ard practically all of tnem. with proper care. 3o yell la Ar kansls some elaeets grow well here -t, ,n without carr He wealth of .tate ma NelI he measured by its acreage If elavar4 saI alfalfa.
 The E&tensoa Serriea ef the Uni .er4lt1 oG Arkansas ant T. e peaart ueut Of Agriculture j- planning great campaign th.7 eear for a large aereag, of clover to be seeded between August and October fha aft} niae county agricultural agent. and the state agent anu his iistriet superei .ors nave been talking 1t for months and the banker. are talking t ard the bus ness organizations and ever, bodt The Director 5f EVteo4lor Serl.re at Little Rock k 4enjin1 put thousard- ol huIie tlu4 on tsa larj5u4 clover. ara tho4s 1n1- D; @attas' ta arogretsJvr farmers a4,at s.o4er4.4a5 e5oxers ,tt. summer
 Crimson dover NsI eroA n most saH- a5ta94Sa U maae farms jn- oe4lat.on ma5=ae aeetssaa, l. should 5a tf.ed oat sa t ,aa aas dr.t II nay be seelea ja t5c e7t.aa ,t tar iast ea5tRat58=at sa'e=5s f5 e57nd- per acre Bgec.5lec .#lauaer.#I fant aat ma ha 4etaetI1 H,ttoa 1tac alter the .5-t cal,ssatau a.##n aaea se.4 IL 05.l mase 2. good fa-aare thjt wteter and p.oNed under 4la-t sa" Ia.t af Arpil and taa graaa5 Htuted ta. cotton .he e.oQer Wja.. .e9>er h. ground agan by September 'ar another winter na.-  tare Bur clover 4o0u pc Bermuda sod furnishes winter pattare Red clover viii :o Wei. 5n alm9-t any farm in Arkan.as ard may be seeded ia the fall or m the spring White clover makes d rich pasture sEG IapaH clover. or Lespedeza. gsoS. almost anywhere ana l4 a fine pasture aua ma4t es ceient aas crop
 Every farmer 0 A-z.a4as F. urged to get ssan the clover wagon ard be able to say ut or .efore October that he ha. seeded ron 0>e t5 one hundred acres of clover. The .C.aser" faul> k an ar..t.eratic family rrobabiy the most he4uata plant tant known m Arkaa.as araae ttar most aemacsstir. Is jt wia auost eomr far ttr asking and i, a.e,-r, uo,n tne farmer ana the uas.erbg. Ranaer- and cH,or. ard merrhant- aREer-. rreaehrr-. teach CTS. d, patriotic people, are entering the eauaagn for making Araar.as a great clover state AHa a+t but r9t least. le, thousands os progressive farmers pi5r tora few acre. pt that
 Queen ot the Ioser- At.l4 The Extension Dlessan ot tt- University of Arhansas ant T. Department of Agriculture thoroughly committed tn the campaign aud wants the help ofalL A circular. OF planting program for clover4 ana gra-ses has oeea prepared and wju he seat free on request hH the Director Of the EAte8s}9H Division, Fayetteville or Little Rock
The Dermott news., 1916-07-06
Democratic Ticket.

President Woodrow Wilson Governor Dr.. (. H. Brough Secretary of State Tom ] lerral Auditor Hogan Oliver State Supt J. L. Bond Com. Mines, etc John Il Page Treasurer k. G McDaniat Com. Highway Wm Owea Congress W. :. Goodwin K. R. Com Herbert K Nli4oH Con- Lands W B Owen Att. Gen John D Arb4es' Pros. Atty F. L. Conner. Judge-E. P Tone
 Sheriff k. E. Acera Treasurer w l SpIawa Supt. Schools D T. Heasar'5o Assessor H. C. Sawyer Circuit Clerk Gaines Merritt Co. Clerk Geo. Elder Representative Baldy Ninsor
The Dermott news., 1916-07-06
GlNGLES' JlNGlES
WE ARE WISE.

We've got you listed. yes we have. we've got you down. you bet: there never was a piker put 1t over on us yet. the thing you are shows on your map, wa know just where you're at. we've got your number. do not think we're talking through our hat If you are beating 1t about when you should be in bed. and hit the trail next morning with a badly aching head. your show ing will be mighty punk. we'll have you on our list. and label you rouuder and you soon will be dismissed The guy that's grouchy on the job can't give to us the slip. we know there Is a reason why-a cause that rocks the ship The shriveled shrimp that's crooked and the geezer with no heart. are branded by their inmost thoughts. we've got them on our chart: so with St. Paul we say to thee. Think of the things that's clean for on your map Is printed plain the
 ta0psn+' tn vsnt .saa' ~'sA- %-.>h 1,L
The Dermott news., 1916-07-06
Soils and Soil
 Fertility Eight Studios yn Fundamental
 Aartcutturs.
EDiVO.s NOTE.

EDiTo.'s NOTE.
 The Elk tnu4IDn Division af the Int- NersttY or ArkInSas in Gn-Dpera ton with tho tuttei states Department pt AsrtCultuTe. will o1Gr this y'a 7. through tht. paper. a free corre5pond anCe -CoHrSa tn "Sbtls aud Soil ferttl- Ity, consisting pf eiSht ie4sonS. l'te- 'edios ies,nnl will b. zen. nu rsduaSt rhs nsxt lsss,u will bs "Comusrcts | F = I nIhers
Forest City press. (Forest City, Potter County, D.T. [S.D.]) 1883-19??, 1916-07-26
The Artfui podoer.

There was IN air of proud distinc-
ion about the tall. erect, raw-boned
southern cracker rs he stood before
Judge Br0yieA felt hat in hand and
generous quid tucked away in one o
aer Of his capaciOus mouth.
"lhis mas. your honor" explained
he officer who made the arrest, .is a
suspicious character. We found him
hiding along Decatur street, first In
one alley and then in another. Why,
would you believe it, your honor, when
| finally got him he was hiding under
a stack of dirty clothes i'm Il hand laun.
dry"
What have you to say for yourself.
Peter Cooper Hnggs?" demanded the
judge. what were you hiding from
the court must know!"
Everybody In the big room leaned
forward to catch the stern-faced crack.
cr's answer. They were prepared for
some sort OF f1endish plot.
Ma wife wuz after me ter pay fer
III rent" was the prisoners calm re-
SponSe.-Case and Comment.
Forest City press. (Forest City, Potter County, D.T. [S.D.]) 1883-19??, 1916-07-26
ALL KINDS OF PROVISIONS
Truthful Traveller Explains How Sail
ors Were Enabled to Alleviate
the Pangs Of Hunger.

He was describing the privations of
n voyage from which he had just re-
turned.
'''rhen," he said. II went down Il"
the cabin tn lunch"
'Lunrh!" exclaimed one of his hear
ers. 'But you told us there vas moth
ing to eat left on board. What did
you have for lunch?'
"Oh!" vas the reply, sit was Il very
modest affair-becf. wine and an egg"
Beef? Where did you get the beef
froIn!"
"Oh!" was the reply. that came
from the bulwarkS.'
".And the wine--hOw about thnt?"
ooh, that came from the portfolio ~
oh oh !" laughed the listener.
Good, very good! But tell me where
did You get the eggY'
'Oh. that was the simplest of all 7"
came the reply. "The captain gave or
.iers for the ship to lay to- and he
gave me one.'-Pearson's Weekly.
Forest City press. (Forest City, Potter County, D.T. [S.D.]) 1883-19??, 1916-07-26
Wisdom of an Oracle.

\ certain Kentucky politician says
that when he was 81 boy in Owen coln-
ty. on the edge of the blue grass dis
trict, the local oracle made IL habit OF
sitting i'm II certain chair against a
certain store front on the main street
of the county seat town nt certain
hours of the day. the weather being
fair,to answer questions. TO him II
day came Il young farmer who wanted
to know how To rid himself of S:Ssa-
friS sprouts in his fields.
well. SON said the wiSeacrr. off
am ON Eve given the subject of sassa-
fraS sprouts considerable study aurin'
the past 40 years. And here some time
ago come TO the opinion that the only
way to get Shat of S~asSafraS sprouts,
when they start in to take n place, is
1" pack up and ove off and jest match
ely leave EN- Saturday Evening
Post.
Forest City press. (Forest City, Potter County, D.T. [S.D.]) 1883-19??, 1916-07-26
Her Secret

4 witness, Il jolly, plump old wom-
IN, in 81 trial in the supreme court OF
Massachusetts, was asked what time a
certain train of ears passed her house.
She replied that she began knitting at
three O'Clock and had knit twice
around the leg of ii stocking before it
ame along.
The text question. of course, was
TOW long it would take her to knit
wice around. The judge here, in his
usual quiet hulnor. suggested that that
would depend upon the size of the
stocking.
To this the witness remarked that
The stocking vas for herself and they
could exercise their w Judgment as
10 the size, and guess how long il
would take.
Forest City press. (Forest City, Potter County, D.T. [S.D.]) 1883-19??, 1916-07-26

Surprising.
l'atience-And you have had that
girl four years. you say?
Patrice--Yes; and do you snow our
crockery is not all broken yet.
Forest City press. (Forest City, Potter County, D.T. [S.D.]) 1883-19??, 1916-07-26
RETAIN CONTROL e sElf
Think One Has the Ability to
Control Others.

The other day II man VINO makes his
living by fighting vas Sk:utk ~ an
understood man. and instnhA a. rskurn-
ing the blow ne walked away hrssn his
diminutive assnilant. /.
This man exhibited much ~ass,e s,lf-
control than the majority n jpeeaHe. :
Men who class themselves ~ keing
on Il higher plane than tisb Sighting
man would have mixed immediately
with the hot-headed individual.
What would YOU have dpnsf >
The chances are that you W1Afa have
rushed at the fellow with ~ your
savage instincts to rule yeu.
This proves that you have act as
much power as you should have over
your impulses.
You may boss other people, kst YOU
are not boss of Yourself.
Maybe YOU wonder why oAsrrs are
Forging ahead OF you us leaders of
liCfl.
VI is because they have a check fein
on themselves. They llasc sahaoIed
themselves that they may nc ssAe to
guide others. S%elf-contru1 IL Che at
tribute of a leader.-(Hhicnge Anaeri-
cnn
Forest City press. (Forest City, Potter County, D.T. [S.D.]) 1883-19??, 1916-07-26

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