The Lamar register. [volume] (Lamar, Colo.) 1889-1952, 1916-04-19
FISH IN THE MILK
BY FRANK A. HAYS.

Spring approached. and l was out
very early OF mornings, when | be-
came Interested in two dairy wagons.
Rivals, as sure as fate, | thought.
One was Farmer Browns wagon;
the other, Farmer Jones'
AS the days passed l could notice
that when Brown would make an i'm
provement in his milk cans. wagon or
harness, Jones would. the very next
morning, have as good or better.
/ saw here a contest TO the finish
between Brown and Jones that ap-
pealed to me very much, being myself
ID farmer. My sympathies were with
Brown. as he was the older man. and
he furnished milk to the family where
/ rOOmed.
Warm days having arrived. | con
cluded to go fishing. and on Il particu
lar Saturday | started for the river
few miles from town. On the way
out / heard a wagon approaching from
the rear. Looking back, | recognized
the red top OF Browns milk wagon.
and as l stepped aside to let him pass
was hailed with these words
Young Teller. if you git lank under
the jacket. why jist sa'nter over thar
TO that white house an III feed you"
About noon | concluded | would
''sa inter- oyer" and share Browns ex-
tended hospitality.
81 knowed you'd come bout feedin'
time. Come in and have a cheer.
Ketch anything?"
Not a thing" | replied, and | CON
cluded | would rather visit with you
than TO fish"
After a good dinner, Brown said:
Young Teller. now l want you to
tell me how | can down Jones'"
We'll. MIR. Brown, l have often
thought, when your wagon would rat
tie and your horses huols would
pound the paved street, that If
scheme could be devised by which
tins noise would not waken your Gus
toners at such an early hour it would
be winner"
Sure enough, next morning but one
brown drove down the street with his
horses shod with coffee sacks.
= week later Jones appeared with
his horses all shod with rubber
Soon they both had equipped them
selves pretty well with rubber appa
ratus OF various kinds. Brown having
bought rubber tires for his wagon.
II began to look as II Jones was
down, when, one afternoon, Brown
rushed into my room eAciaiming:
This time | am beat Jones has
an automobile"
After dinner | walked up to the
corner grocery" whose owner. MIR.
Johnson, and ! We're good friends
found Johnson back in the ware
room changing the water on some
minnows he had in a tank saw
two milk cans and learned they
belonged to Farmer Jones.
on Tuesday morning l told Brown
to meet me at Johnson's store at ten
o'clock
On arriving there l pointed out his
competitors cans
Now. listen" said l. "in those cans
will be found little milk and we
Will pour in as much water. In yOn'
der tank are some minnows. We will
get some of them and drop in one OF
those cans. and then Wen have Jones
tell us how they got there
Jones came in and started back for
his cans when Johnson said
say all YOU fellows. come back
here with Jones and me. l want to
show you something"
OF course. We all went Johnson
said:
Now. Jones, you have always
sworn to me, and to all your custom
ers, that you never watered any milk.
How did these minnows get into this
CAM"
Fur Lords sake, men!" exclaimed
Jones. I'm confess. | was in hurry
this mornin' and didn't git all che
milkin done, and as l crossed the
crick l reached down and scoOped
up a couple of bucketfuls uf water
and-and poured it into this cam"