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Cheraw chronicle. [volume] (Cheraw, S.C.) 1896-2005, 1916-04-06
Alarm. tha uambllna Maa

souidn't Alarm. tho uambIlna Maa
'Muh po'. UNDERGONE brpdder," sc
'ereiy said good old Parson Bagster,
addressing Jim Dinger, the gambling
man. hell am full o. crap dice and
sam'lin' cyahds and niger gin and
race hosses and dem scan'lors
wenches dat powdahs twell dey looks
most white In de face and plumb
black on de back a. deir necks!
Oar1l be weepin' and wailin' aid
gnashin' O. teef.--'" "Dar won't be
no sich solemncholy gwines'on fun
mo sak." replied the sinner, "uh.kaze
Is bound to feel righ. at home
'mongst all dsIR ,toyable 'tractions-
kansas City Star.
Cheraw chronicle. [volume] (Cheraw, S.C.) 1896-2005, 1916-04-06
STATE OF SOUTH CAROLINA,
County Of Chesterfield.

BY NJ. J. Hough, Probate Judge:
Whereas, Edwin Malloy, made suit
to me to grant him Letters of Admin
istratien of the Estate and effects of
Capt. TheO. +. Malloy, deceased.
These Are, Therefore, to cite and ad
monish all and singular the kindred
and Creditors Of the said Capt. Theo.
+. Malloy, deceased, that they be and
appear before me, in the Court of
Probate, to be held at Chesterfield, 8.
G. Oh April 8, next, after publication
hereof, at IL o'clock in the forenoon,
to show cause, If any they have, why
the said Administration should not be
granted. -
Given under my hand, this 20th day
Of March, Ammo Domini, 1915.
NJ. J. HOUGH, ~
Judge Of Probate,
Cheraw chronicle. [volume] (Cheraw, S.C.) 1896-2005, 1916-04-06
To be Continued.

This story leads to very sxtraordi-
nary situations and dramatic episodes.
The reader will find it eminently worth
reading othe end. Next weeks Chron-
icle will contain further chapters Of it.
The surest way to get the Chronicle Is
to subscribe for it and have it come to
your home regularly. Today is good
time to attend to this.
Cheraw chronicle. [volume] (Cheraw, S.C.) 1896-2005, 1916-04-06
FOR YOgR CHHD's COUGH

If your child has q cold, nose runs
or coughs much get a small bottle
of DR.. Bells Pine-Tar-Honey. Its
a pleasant Pine-Tar-Honey syrup,
just what children like and just the
medicine to soothe the cough and
check the cold. After a;kins-,eh child
rem stop fretting, sleep good and are
soon entirely well. Insist on DIR. Rell's
Pine-Tar-Honey. 25c. at your
Druggist. nal
Cheraw chronicle. [volume] (Cheraw, S.C.) 1896-2005, 1916-04-06

aisconsolately to the library. II prom
.sed Molly the minister shouldn't smell
1t on my breath"
Afterward, then,' laughed Marley,
and, returning to his den, closed the
door just rs the bell of his extension
telephone rang.
Hello, Marley"' hailed the voice of
Willie Walters. Had your franchises
Cancelled and regranted!"
Don't need it," replied Marley. re.
hectinS instantly that he was out of
the franchise woTry. but curious never
the less. What Go You mcan:"
Cheraw chronicle. [volume] (Cheraw, S.C.) 1896-2005, 1916-04-06
Arteslan Wells Long Known.

Chinese have obtained water
through the means Of artesian wells
or over thousand years. One of the
most famous wells in existence 10 that
4 0rsnells in tho outskirts of Paris.
where tho water Is brought from .
iopth Of 1.798 feet. It yields 51eM
gallons Of water a minute. A we'll In
Pssth was sunk to the depth Of 800
tot I'm the '70p.
Cheraw chronicle. [volume] (Cheraw, S.C.) 1896-2005, 1916-04-06

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South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1916-01-13

lated states sojourners at the Delaware Water Gap
last summer found deer plentiful and almost tame
as cattle in the mountain woods both the Pennsy-
vania and Vew Jersey side and the accounts Of the
hunting week in Massachusetts number even women
are small ooys among the successful The town Of
Otis in the old Bay state are proud
OF deer-shooting Diana in each, while Bernardston
boasts Of 1O-year-od boy Gilbert Thurber who re-
Gently the game warden OF his district the follow
ing notification by Have this day about 10
O 'clock shot a buck deei my fathers pasture
The mentioned exploit has reused the president
the Massachusetts Society for the Prevention OF
Cruelty Animals who submits that he can not con-
any parent being willing to have young child
destroy life before he is old enough TO
have any understanding the nature OF mis- deed
or the claim upon him Of animal life" The obvious
answer TO this that long the law provides an
open season. will be regarded the fair game
of boys and we'll Of men. A clergyman
of Westfeld Mass. writes Of his awful revusion Of
feeling when ne recently shot doe and saw pite-
look her eyes yet the same time he felt sure
that be do again II is not much this
surrender civilized primordial instinct that
troubles some observers. perhaps the fact that
protection for 81 weeks in the renders the deer
virtually that shooting which is easy and
involves no hardship danger is not real sport
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1916-01-13
Is OUR PARK BOARD PRESIDENT THE
OWNER OF OUR PARKS

Happily the time IS approaching nearer and nearer
every minute when South Bend vill have no
more O Richard Elbel president the city park
board. HIS indomitable arrogance has put him sew
leagues beyond the pale; far. believe that
ne will never be able back The split in the
park under his leadership with pac
ing park Fairgrounds under the Jurisdiction of the
Fairgrounds committee just another big drop in
the bucket.
one would think from the manner i'm which Prest
Elbel deals with the public park matters that he
owned the parks Of South Bend. Anything that
said about this playground matter he will
probably be wrong; that is it viii turn exactly
opposite whatever way the story anticipates" which
quite significant his entire system Of
park management. 1t is more generally welded by
prejudice thar by good official No wonder the
council refused the forestry ordinance
would extended the park boards authority
Dr. Lent can crawl yaller-doglike the Elbel
wagon if he chooses but the public is beginning to
understand and TO measure the park board accord
ingly.
Public sentiment south Bend quite unquestionably
demands that the Fairgrounds. the parks else
where placed Vnder the jurisdiction who
knows what Fairgrounds for. and
them. Leeper park. with its signs of keep off the
grass and lack Of pretty much everything that
makes such place inviting for children go. is all
specimen park board management that south
Bend needs
But hold, We expressing ourselves the sub
turning the park Fairgrounds the recrea
stand Pres E'bels threat correctly the proposition
fer he is concerned. killed We don't suppose
ne would shift please his Main journalistic
darling-seneed into favoring any all his
antics. it might seem, exclusive so much per
inch.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1916-01-13
THE JAMAICA SPANIARDS.

An American consul an Jamaica complains that the
ignorance business firms only losing
them trade but continually obligng him TO apologize
his country. His chief criticism is that letters
cataogs and circulars to Jamaica written in
the Spanish language lie quotes letter written by
native or our business men:
surely your countrymen ought to realize that ia
maica belongs and has belonged for considerable
period British empire, ard if friends are
really DESTROYS placing their goods the market
they could 81 much more effectively by sending
catalogs printed in the language of the country It's
almost absurd wout send Spanish catalogs
Canada Newfoundland.
That's merely one instance tending to show why for
eign commerce extended slowly. Here's another:
The United States commerce reports tell of a Manila
business who applied a big New York firm for
a agency goods. and informed that all of
Spanish America is handled from Cuban office.
doubtless that Manila gentleman learn
that the Philippines In Spanish America
It's really strange. In view of the intelligent effort
Americans solve the business problems of their
own country. slight attention they pay, yet
getting a real understanding of foreign markets
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1916-01-13
ELECTRICITY ON THE FARM.
ogden. Utah. Examiner1

ogden, Utah. EXaminer)
An instructor i'm electrical engi-
neering in the Kansas State Agri-
cultural college is Urging the gen
eral use Of electricity for lighting
purposes on the farm. Most farm
ers, even in Kansas. are likely to
regard the suggestion as impractic-
able. And vet. as "A matter Of fact.
an electric lighting plant is within
the reach OF almost any fairly pros
porous farmer in any part OF the
country
The instructor in question teaches
his students how 10 make for them
selves an electric lighting outfit
which costs comparatively little for
materials, and little 10 operate. I'M
less the farmer Is 50 enamored of
light that he wants 10 make noe
turnal Broadway of his farm. III
there is running water at hand. with
enough fall 10 furnish motive power.
the problem is simple. and the cost
OF running the plant when once in
stalled is almost nothing. Where
white coal is not available il IS
possible 20 light the house from stor-
age batteries charged by windmill
power. though this method is less
dependable and has not been so
thoroughly perfected.
The simplest plan for the ordi-
nary farmer who has neither water
! fall nor practical knowledge OF cleo
/ tricity is 10 buy ready-made plant
Of the sort that is now coming into
popularity. The power is furnished
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1916-01-13
KEEP ON DIGGING OUT!

There appears be a marked difference of opinion
among biologists who have STUDIED the slide situation
at the Panama canal, To the probable extent and
duration the earth movement along the cut. Donald
+. Mcdonald. geologis of the lsthnian canal commits
sion writes that permanent channel through the slid
ing will he completed by November.
On the contrary. Panama correspondent quotes
high geological authority predicting that only
Gold hill the east but also hills the west
side are bound slide into the canal. Even if the
latter authority the American people will be
disposed to accept the inevitable i'm philosophical
manner say Let her slide 1t is generally
agreed that the and quickest the
difficulty is remove all the earth liable to
future displacement by force of gravity Sometime
later. the movement must stop.
There be better time for the slides
occur. Uncle Sans viewpoint, than. right now.
Every Of dirt that slides in and is removed brings
US a step nearer to the finished job Goethals
ing predictions promises. but is digging
time Let's forget about the canal until hear from
birrt
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1916-01-13
CHILD LABOR DAY PART OF
EDUCATIONAL MOVEMENT.

sunday Jan 23 will be observed throughout the
country Child Labor Day" Jewish congregations
others observing Saturday viii observe it Jan
% schools and colleges Jan. "A.
What s. this day and what does it mean?
the day which elersymen. educators and all
who have it in their power to influence public opinion
viii try focus public the subject of the
elimination OF child labor from the country
People comfortable homes whose own children
are growing mp normally with more acquaintance
with child labor" than occasional bit of helping
father or mother daily chores apt forget
the industrial thousands of chill
dren are having their vital forces sapped their minds
bodies stunted long hours OF work in mills fac
tories and sweatshops. II is these children. to
adult years adult strength mentality who
mn jails and amshouses and who make the big
drains on public private charities Eliminate child
labor, 10 it that every growing child has fair
amount o. air. good food. space play
sensible and thorough education and of the social
problems now veNing the nations would disappear.
Last year "a bill introduced into the federal
islature forbiddng interstate the
manufacture of which children under IA have been
employed 1t passed the house 10y a vote of 232 10
killed the the last day OF the
session ,y the objection of Sen. Overman OF North
Carolina ,North Carolina. 10y the way. not only
fused to pass better child labor year
refused To give the commissioner labor power to
factory the OF enforcing the
law
This bill. now known as the Keatns-Oweu bin has
been introduced agan this year II 1t passed the
federal government viii be empowered to enforce it,
states good child labor laws will doubtless proceed
as before enforce them themselves. States with
backward ones which, like Georgia pass laws with
out appropriation Co enforce them. will be compelled
10y Uncle take Of their children.
The passage of this bill 90 life 10 give child
chance OF the most important things
the legislature do
south Bend ciergynen. especially OF the protestant
school having planned the Opening Of an extensive re-
,ival campaign day may take the matter
up as they viii I'm some localities but educators need
not overlook IT, the from each
individual Co their senators and representatives in
sress. might help. w regard that day of the
Important that has been aside for any purpose
a considerable time. and this only from am
educational and moral standpoint but the stand
point Of economies we'll Il is Industrial prob
lem that must eventually be solved.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1916-01-13
The Veluet Hammer
By Arthur Brooks Baker
ARTHUR L. HUBBARD.

Sweet and calm. and patient Arthur.
president of all our schools,
Where they lift our growing young
sters 30 above the caste of fools.
Bcgs To- feel the Velvet Hammer
even If he has To- pay.
BY the pound. or EN-, or yard. sir;
this or any other way.
Well. we're quite accommodating.
Co such cOVetcrs of bliss.
Only now and then the velvet slips
aside. say, just like this:
Arthur's peeved. and pecved. OH
badly: peeved because the teIe-
phone
Questions his official actions when
he'd like to be alone.
Says board meetings all are open:
everybody can come in
Slips. however. on the real point.
that of telling us. since when:
When. OH when. thou patient
Arthur. did YOU open wide that
door?
Easy thing to leave il open when
there's naueht To close il for.
Counts himself with Mayor Keller.
circuit court. and octopus"
(But there's really, no excuse. dear.
for his making such "A fuss.)
surely ne has not been noticed for
his conduct, good or bad:
Lives life too mediocre. so much
30. that 'twOuid be sad.
To eNalt him for his virtues. or
regalc him for his sim
Can't get famous i'm newspapers till
there's some place To begin.
Sure. our board of education. sits
him at its tables head.
And, perhaps. the public'S welcome,
just ''percisc' IA Inc has said.
But we wonder what would happen
il some real "bizncss" were
done.
And the public were reporters. Just a
few. say, two or one?
Would the meeting still be open?
Well. thou board. wen make "a
try,
just to save nervous system.
Hush now, sweetheart. please
don't cry.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1916-01-13
WITH OTHER EDITORS
THAN OURS
WILSON NOT \ HYPHENATE.

Boston Transcript, Ind RepD
Much merriment has been aroused
among German Americans. Irish
Americans, and others who have
been reproached with the use of the
hyphen by Pres't wilson's descrip-
ton of his ancestry. IN his Columbus
address. as "ScotCh-Irish." The
question is asked whether he has not
hyphenated himself by this confess
sion of a hyphenate descent The
point may be worth making. but Mr.
Wilson has a perfectly good answer.
His Scotch Irish" are not hyphen-
ates because there was never any
such race or nationality as the
ScOtch-Irish. The phrase was never
anything more than a figure of
speech. Jeffrey Roche's refrain is
still remembered, They say they are
not Irish. and God knows they are
not Scotch But in reality they
are systematically Scotch. They
are also Irish. when they live in
ireland because they have been
domiciled in that country for
couple of centuries. But when they
are transferred To America they be-
come unhyphenated Americans al
most Immediately. and the express
sion Scotch Irish" (Which should
always be written without hyphen)
appears To them only as an attempt
10 tell in two words their interesting
history. We could hardly find in all
our records the name of a man who
was more intensely or characteristic
ally American than was Andrew
Jackson. He was the son OF a
Scotch Irish" immigrant. Priests
Polk, Buchanan, Arthur and Nc
Kinley were all Of this race. and two
or three other presidents besides
Wilson had streak of the same
blood in them. 40 more highly ener-
gized blood has ever come To Amer
lea. nor any which joins the broad
current of American influence more
readily. What is a "hyphenate %
Not a man Of foreign birth or blood
but a man who divides his allegiance
between America and some foreign
country of which he is an ardent
partisan. Carl Schurz. German born.
was not hyphenate. His son. born
in America, may be
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1916-01-13
FOR BRONCHITIS, SEVERE COUGHS
COLDS AND WHOOPING COUGH
Best Medicine HOme-12s Teaspoonsfu for so Cents

Money spent for the old style
ready made medicine usually sold in
bottles holding only to - ounces
16 10 20 teaspOOnfuls) is largely
Is asted. beca use most of them are
composed principally Of sugar and
water Yet YOU have TO pay the
same price as if il were all medicine.
Stop wasting this money. You can
make a better remedy for bronchial
at home at one-fifth the
cost Merely 60 TO The American
Drug Co and ask for ounces C50c
worth) of Schiffmann' New Con-
centrated EXpectOrant. which they
guarantee will give perfect satisfac-
ton or money viii be refunded Mix
this with one pint OF garnulated SUI
gar and one-half pint of boiling wa
ter. which makes a full pint G2S
teaspoonfuls). This new. simple.
pleasant remedy is guaranteed 10 re-
lieVe the worst cough or cold. BrOn-
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1916-01-13
.DRLIC,a 40 SICH THINGI

In addressing Wellesley college girls. the other
day. Emily c. Balch told them that the European
war is going make drug the market
We can almost hear those young Wellesley women
remarking The horrid thing for if there's
thing that unpopular with women, young or old
is being a drug o the market However, Prof
Balch il chroniced produced statistics back
up She showed that unless immigration
enacted. restricting the admission OF women
after the war there would be a tremendous influx OF
blOods natiOnalities causing the
pOnderance of male population of the United States to
be rather some considerably And the
women worrying.
Gee it's the men of America who should be sitting
up a nights bordering this proposition. Equal
1t is writ that not long after
the war il will be nationwide Then. with women in
the majority. where do the get OFF, At the
kitchen door most likely that's where! Matrmonally,
women may a drug the market. something sim
liar after the war then why should a want
marry when she be boss anyway? No. Prof
Balch. we can't sa for that drug" theory. You
trying fool
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1916-01-13
BARON BILL ASTOR: HuHl

The cables that King Georges advisers feel
that his making a baron of William Waldorf Astor will
be especially pleasing TO Americans
Amusing would 10 the right word for it. Amer-
cans work up much pleasure feeling of be-
ing honored boy the gift of a title a fellow who ex-
patrated himself and who the title simply because
he is very rich. The American sentiment is pretty
much would be had William bought a pig and
put it in his parlor
Georges advisers would 90 well TO consider what
effect Astors elevation has british titled circles
The pleasure of the latter must be somewhat
modified by the cheapenipg Of titles Ii is to grin.
so far as real Americans are concerned.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1916-01-13

by a small gasoline engine which,
once started, runs indefinitely with
out attention A complete plant, in
Guiding engine, generator battery
and switchboard, can be obtained
for as little as 1874.
1t costs more than kerosene lamps,
to be sure. but a well-tO-dO farmer
nowadays will pay from three to ten
times as much for an automobile and
think nothing of it. And good light
ing always pays for itself in COM
fort and convenience. The progress
of civilization may be gagged pretty
we'll by the amount of artificial light
people use.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1916-01-13
NADER THAN EVER.

Thirty years ago Jan. > 1886 NJ. Pasteur Paris
France. inocuated four children from Newark. y j..
with newly discovered his laboratory
Paris The world watched with bated breath while the
children passed the crucial period which would ind
cate that they escape the dread maady. When
they did. many a fervent prayer of thanks sent
aoft for the great discovery which NJ. Pasteur had
mankind.
Now a third OF a century later hydrOphObia RACES
throughout old world. malignant. virulent
OF rabies The Pasteur remedy is impotent: all the
discoveries of science set at naught For humanity
itself is mad-boOd mad. And thus doth the world
backward.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1916-01-13

chial Asthma. Bronchitis. Group.
HOarseness and WhOoping Cough.
one bottle Will make enough home
made medicine 10 probably last the
whole family the entire winter
Children like IL. il is 50 pleasant 90
take II is unlike any other medi-
cine. and positively contains no chic
reform. opium morphine or other
narcotics as do most cough mix
lures. Keep Il on hand i'm case or
emergency and stop each cough be
fore il gets a firm hold The above
druggist, in fact any druggist i'm this
city. will return the money Cust the
same as is done with .Schiffmann's
famous Asthmadorl in every single
case where it does not give perfect
satisfaction on is not found the bes-
remedy ever used. Absolutely no
risk is run i'm buying this remed
under this positive guarantee
Advt.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1916-01-13

The Hohenzollern fortune, which
totaled $1,000, GOO when the great
grandfather of the present kaiser
died, is now estimated at seven times
that figure. Eighteen months ago
the kaiser paid a military tax of
$685.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1916-01-13
THE ONLY DRAWBACK.

Senator Gore says that as he sees
the political situation Justice Hughes
will be the g. o. p candidate. But
Senator Gore has been blind for a
great many years.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1916-01-13
the second Mrs. Wilson?
something Doing Tuesday.
Cor ThOmpsonville News
What Is An Undesirable Citizen?

(The Docket
AS a rule a Jack is kept for one
purpose only, and that is. the prOpo-
cation of his own species and mules
He has a ioud, discordant bray, and,
as counsel say frequently makes
himself, heard, regardless of hear
ers, occasions or sOlemnities.' He
is not a desirable neighbor. The
purpose for which he is kept, his fire.
quent and discordant brays, and the
association connected with him bring
the keeping of him in populous city
or town within the legal notion Of a
nuisance Per Battle. J., in 1cN
parte Foote. 20 Ark. Il. Herein
may be found the meaning of the
term undesirable citizen" as applied
to human beings. namely-an unde-
sirable citizen is an ass.
OH, is that all?
c. y. r.