Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1916-12-10

Wilcox Hv tho way did william
j. Bryan participate iu thf campaign
\oicc carrying Power.
Mccormick - Certainly. He sup
/ ported tho president loyalty
/ WIl0oN r,rhups. liut hc must
/ have bad lurynrItH ms voice didn't
| cltry aa mr us usual
/ N,cormick Speaking of weak
| oIcos. tho state Of Maine mad some
mppdimcut in lts speech on No'cm-
] h,r T. From s'tculccu thousand I"
| four thousand i4 some drop.
Wulc.N But Colonel Roosevelt aid
not suffer from vocal trouble, IIis
tuicc wag heard thruout the land.
Mccormick So I noticed from the
returns He helped us In the winning
Of tho wcst
Hero the voice Of Roosevelt inter
tuptod tine cOlloqu, .Hying; 81 an
now dcvotIng my attention 10 my du-
ties us grandfather But my hcalti
ls bully. In 1870 the country VIII
Know where 10 fiud me. MY address
rs rtill ut oyster Bay"
WlllcoN- what about New Jersey
Mccormick Hush. hush, we Will
talk Of uthor things.
Wilcox Wen. how about Indiana;
McCnrmick- We saved Tom Mar
shall out Of mat wreck.
iNillruN That's so. lie was run
ming. wasn't he ! wonder what went
wrong iu kansas?
Kansas ear tell you. Two dollar
wheat. ten dollar hogs. Ford machines
ana PLAYER pinnos.
WillcoN-D Du YOU think he Kept ua
out Of war?
Kansas dunno. But somebody
got us out Of debt
The national chairmen continued 70
comment. referring TO the sutirag1st-'
Henry Ford and the lonesome Demon
hum" who had just been thrown out
Of several more states The '"nl"n
Rum" sang "A pathetic song dcpictint
the hopeless future for "Dcmon Rum
ana his rummv crew" when the follies
closed with the following:
The World Docs Move.
Mccormick It's funny isni IT.
Wilcox What's funny? II any
thlng's funny tell 1t to me. ! need -.
laugh. 81,
Mccormick - It's funny how the
world keeps roing around, no mil'e'
what happens
Wiuc,N-Ycs. but II will move very
slowly for the next four years.
Next came q Nau1cvillc sketch. tn"
scene "A theatrical booking "ii''". wlth
Roosevelt and Bryan, as tn, CflSS-
cross twirs" Senator Lewis. Col.
George Harvey and the other natloUn'
figures npplvinr for "n%agemcntS,
Roosevelt and Bryan were first tried
out:
rho Victoria Cross ia greatly prize;
The Iron Cross | do dcspise.
Hut If can't the hero ho,
some medals lf my own You'll eee-
rb.,ut r,t the double cross from
me.
Th,y got tho cross Of gold from me;
Tho Nobcl Pre- I've hoped To sec
Now. humhly. bearing my cross !
To say. o%,''% YOU shall not cruelty the
t'pon the cursed cross Of rum"
r R.=Say. willie. what is the dit-
ference between what you intend To 40
To the Democratic party ana VIVA, !
have done Ia the Republican party
Bryan Well, Teddy what is the
r r. - You intend to make the
Democratic party dry and have MADE
the Republican party. SWEAT
Enter the Whiskcrs.
When n. II. and BRYAN had been
ordered ont Of the booking office, SEN
otor Lewis OF Illinois. whip of the sem
nto. oppcarcd and rccitcd long series
of verses of which the following are
typical;
who guides unruly senate bucks
And keeps the party ON It's trucks
who is. i'm short. the whip de luxe
Jim Ham.
who followed Hughes upon the trail.
And tied "a tin can to his tail,
And nut the "din" In dinner pail?
Jim Ham.
who is the white House hmshing pet
The truly, only, one best bet.
or the Democratic smartcst set'
Jim Ham.
COL. George Harvey, who predicted
ttc election of Hughes 10y large ma
inritv rcNt appeared and was chidcd
hy the vaudeville agent. Harvey SalI
ne was lightning calculator and
that ne had predicted the iirst nomi-
nation and election of a certain pro-
f,ssor i'm New Jersey.
Ii1rvrv Moreover. four years ago, !
calculated exactly what electoral votes
each of the three candidates Woulu
have.
AGENT wonderful. Have YOU done
any OF tho same kind of calculating
lately?
Harvey truculcutly) - II YOU are
going to hc personal I'll not stay here
and stand fur It. | don't think | want
% ioh from YOU anyway. The North
American Review is good enough
vaudeville for me. Good day
Calling Up the Ghosts.
Another traycsty entitled the Ghost
Sl.t" Wus cast in "a "SpoOk Court