davidaulloa/AmericanStories huggingface dataset:
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1916-03-18
Jump from Bed
in Morning and
Drink Hot Water
Tells why everyone should drink
hot water each morning
before breakfast.

Why is man and woman, half the
time, feeling nervous, respondent.
worried; some days headachy, dull and
unstrung; some days really incapacf
tated by Illness
II we all would practice inside-bath-
ing, what a gratifying change would
take place. Instead of thousands of
half-sick, manufacturing souls with
pasty, muddy compilations we should
see crowds of happy, healthy, rosy
checked people everywhere. The rea-
son is that the human system does not
rid itself each day of all the waste
which it accumulates under our pres
ent mode of living. For every ounce
of food and drink taken into the sys-
tenn nearly an ounce of waste material
must be carried out, else it ferments
and forms ptomaine-like poisons which
are absorbed into the blood.
Just as necessary as it Is to clean
the ashes from the furnace each day,
before the fire will burn bright and
hot, SO we must each morning clear
the inside organs of the previous days
accumulation of indigestible waste and
body toxins. Men and women, wheth-
er sick or well, are advised to drink
glass of real hot water with a tea
spoonful of limestone phosphate in
It, as a harmless means of washing
out of the stomach. liver, kidneys and
bowels the indigestible material,
waste, sour. bile and toxins; thus
cleansing, sweetening and purifying
The entire alimentary canal before put
ting more food into the stomach.
Millions of people who had their
turn at constipation, bilious attacks,
acid stomach, nervous days and sleep
less nights have become real cranks
about the morning inside-bath. A quar-
ter pound of limestone phosphate will
not cost much from your druggist or
at the store, but is sufficient to dem
onstrate to anyone, its cleansing,
sweetening and freshening effect upon
the system.-Adv.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1916-03-18
sNEEzING is OF TWO KINDS
That From Cold Is the Result Of an
Effort to Warm the Body,
Doctor Says.

There is more than one cause for
sneezing. and persons may differ in
their susceptibility to Them a special
list in diseases of the nose and throat
says
"A bright light will cause some per-
sons to sneeze, the pollen of certain
plants win affect others. and most peo-
pie are likely to sneeze in the presence
OF dust Such sneezing is due to SUI
perficial irritation
The sneeze caused by the effect of
cold is different. 1t is an attempt of
nature to cure you She makes you
sneeze for the same reason that she
makes you shiver-to generate heat
for warming the blood and preventing
you from taking more cold
"Sneezing from cold is an act OF
the entire body, during which every
muscle gives jump. The body is at
fected by spasmodic effort to warm
the entire system and throw OF cold .
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1916-03-18
Kim Hubbard Essays
LONGEVITY
BY KIN HUBBARD.

Their kin no longer be any doubt that
a strong an bitter enmity exists be-
tween longevity an a life o excite
ment an wealth an prominence. Men
an women active in all tn affairs o.
tn world are constantly bein' snatched
from tn game O. life at fifty-one. while
tn so-called plain, simple nobuddys O.
tn world hang on an on till they fall
weak from tn infirmities o. age on tn
shores o. tn great dark river
Theirs so many things in tn life O.
t'day that are In league with tn grim
harvester that it hustles him t. git out
his orders. Everywhere about us turks
some new device t. make tn designer
O. floral wreaths work overtime. Tn
hearse builder chuckles as he reads
tn evenin' papers an tn obituary edi-
tor signs as he thinks o. tomorrow.
We read:
Ash Putnam. aged fifty-one, presi-
dent o. TIL Blue Valley Traction com
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1916-03-18

Clean up t. tn last she had full pos
session o. her faculties, her final words
bein'. I'm goin' back t. my ole brand
o. coffee when i git up" She could
tell without tn least apparent diff
Guilty who ran fer president on tn Dim
mycratic ticket in 1904, an as late as
one month before her death she could
call off Taft's cabinet without falterin'.
One O. the most memorable events In
her life, next t. missin' cup o. coffee
in 1872, wuz her introduction T. Cen
eral Marquis de Lafayette at Marietta,
Ohio, in tn early thirties. Grandma
Angel outlived her family doctor an
ever'buddy she owed, an her clumsy
breastpin held a daguerreotype O. her
husband on whose face reposed an ex-
preston O. meek resignation.
But after all, Grandma Angel had
the right idea. She did things e i've
She didn' live t. do things. -
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1916-03-18

pany, vice-president O. tn Silver Lake
Ice an Coal Company. treasurer O. tn
Farmers Exchange, prominent club
man an real estate dealer. o. so an so.
wuz instantly killed this mornin' when
his tourin' car dashed int a stone
quarry, near Akron, Ohio. He wuz
takin' a much needed rest on tn ad-
vice o. his physician an wuz infiu-
entail an wealthy"
Ash Putnam. with all his wealth an
business activity, might have lived till
he wuz fifty-two if his doctor had told
him t smoke less instead o. gittin' out
in tn air.
Yesterday Harley Mains WIZ thrown
agin butternut tree an killed His
doctor had told him t. cut out meat in.
stead o. his motorcycle
doctor ought t study a Teller lit.
tie before he tells him what t. stop
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1916-03-18
Locked Up Potash.

About two miles northeast of SUI
perior. Wyo., are the Leucite Hills,
which are made up largely of igneous
rocks in the form of volcanic necks.
sheets intrudeds- into the, stratified
rocks. and dikes cutting across the
sedimentary strata
Associated with these intrusive
rocks are volcanic cones and lava
flows. These rocks have long been
objects of scientific interest because
of their unusual character.
Lately they have attracted addi
tional interest by reason of the pot
ash-rich mineral, leucite, they contain.
which may some day be utilized if a
process can be found for extracting
the potash cheaply-
1t has been estimated that the ig-
neous rock of the Leucite Hills con-
tains more than 1s7.O00.0oO tons OF
potash.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1916-03-18

He'll tell a consumer Z try tn bracin'
air O. Jamaica an tell a rich man t.
drink a cup o. hot water ever mornm
before breakfast. A decor allus wants
Z keep rich man in town. Once in a
long. long time doctor II admit that
buttermilk is healthful. But it's our
habits more'n what we eat that boosts
tn tombstone industry But somehow
a doctor never wants Z NEEDLE with
our habits. Sportin' around on a sim
pie life income IL git anybody. Livin'
fer t'day on next months salary er
strugglin' t meet a note II shatter q
reinforced concrete constitution. TIL
pale. uneventful average person that
stands on tn curb II live three times
as long as tn feller that runs after tn
procession. 4
Constable Newt Pfum's sister, Mrs.
Pop Angel. died last week at tn age o.
109 years after drinkin' coffee an read
in tn Philadelphy Ledger all her life.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1916-03-18

Mr.. J. NJ. Sinclair, ed for four years
and was in nervous state and very
much depressed. The doctors medi-
cine didn't help me. SO I decided to
try Dodds Kidney Pills, and I cannot
say enough to express my relief and
thankfulness, as they cured me. Dia-
mond Dinner Pills cured me of Con-
stipation"
Dodds Kidney Pills. soc. per box at
your dealer or Dodds Medicine Co,
Buffalo. N. Y. Dodds Dyspepsia Tab
let's for Indigestion have been proved
soc. per box.-Adv.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1916-03-18
After Grip
Winter Colds
Bad Blood

You are pale, thin, weak-with little
vitality. Your liver is sluggish and
the bad blood causes your stomach
muscles to lose their elasticity and be-
come fabby-then indigestion
DIR. Pierce's Golden Medical Discov-
cry, purely vegetable and free from
alcohol or narcotics, is the great and
powerful blood purifier of today Ex-
.tracted from American forest herbs
and roots. Contains no alcohol In
gradients printed on wrapper.
Taken as directed 1t win search
out impure and poisonous matter
throughout the system and eliminate
it.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1916-03-18
A New Remedy for
Kidney, Bladder and
all Uric Acid Troubles

Dear Readers:
/ appeal to those of you who are
bothered with kidney and bladder
trouble. that you give up the use of
harsh salts or alcoholic medicines and
IN their place take short treatment
Of "Anuric." have taken many of
Or. Pierce's. medicines for the past
twenty-five years with good results. /
suffered with kidney trouble for some
years. I recently heard Of the newest
discovery of DR.. Pierce, namely, his
"Anuric" Tablets. After using same
am completely cured of my kidney
trouble. A doctor pronounced me a
we'll preserved woman for my age, all
due, T believe, 10 DR.. Pierce's aid.
MRS. MELINDA z. MILLER.
If you suffer from backache, lum-
bago, rheumatism, get "Anuric" now.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1916-03-18

port even one daughter without neg
lectin' his wife. In most families
where Tiers an over production o
boys an girls tn girls have good
downtown positions an bank accounts
long before tn boys git out O. tn pool
stage TIL dutiful son who used t
help out at home an slip his mothers
an sisters a little pin money Satur-
day night is now either married an
strugglin' or layin' in wait fer his sis
ter t borrow a quarter when she quits
work.
Theirs SO many things that women
are so much more capable o. doin'
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1916-03-18
MEAT CLOGS KIDNEYS
THEN YOUR BACK HURTS
Take a Glass of Salts to Flush Kid.
neys If Bladder Bothers YOU
Drink Lots of Water.

No man or woman who eats meat
regularly can make mistake by flush
ing the kidneys occasionally. says q
well-known authority. Meat forms
uric acid which .excites the kidneys.
they become overworked from the
strain, get sluggish and fail to filter
the waste and poisons from the blood,
then we get sick Nearly all rheu-
matism, headaches, liver trouble, ner-
vousness, dizziness. sleeplessness and
urinary disorders come from sluggish
kidneys.
The moment you feel dull ache IN
the kidneys or your back hurts or IL
me urine is cloudy. offensive. full of
sediment, irregular of passage or at
tended by a sensation of scalding. stop
eating meat and get about four ounces
of Jad Salts from any pharmacy; take
a tablespoonful in a glass OF water
before breakfast and in a few days
your kidneys will act fine. This IA
NOUS salts is made from the acid of
grapes and lemon juice. combined
with lithia, and has been used for
generations to flush and stimulate the
kidneys, also to neutralize the acids
i'm urine so it no longer causes irrita-
tior, thus ending bladder weakness.
Jad Salts is inexpensive and cannot
fnjure; makes a delightful efferves-
cent Whitewater drink which everyone
should take now and then to keep the
kidneys clean and active and the blood
pure. thereby avoiding serious kidney
<,n-rDlicaf5--- -A1-
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1916-03-18
INDIGESTION, GAS
OR SICK STOMACH
Time it! Pape's Diapepsin ends
all Stomach misery in five
minutes.

Do some foods you eat hit back
taste good, but work badly; ferment
into stubborn Jumps and cause a sick.
sour. gassy stomach? Now, Mr.. or
Mrs Dyspeptic, iot this down: Pape's
Diapepsin digests everything, leaving
nothing to sour and upset you There
never was anything so safely quick. so
certainly effective. No difference how
badly your stomach is disordered you
will get happy relief in five minutes.
but what pleases you most is that it
strengthens and regulates your stom-
ach SO you can eat your fayorite foods
without fear.
You feel different as soon as "Pape's
Diapepsin" comes In contact with the
stomach-distress just vanishes-your
stomach gets sweet. no gases. no beIch-
ing, no quotations OF undigested food
Go now, make the best investment
you ever made, by getting large fifty
cent case of Pape's Diapepsin from any
store. You realize in five minutes how
needless it is to suffer from fndiges-
ton, dyspepsia or bad stomach Adv.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1916-03-18
CLEANSE THE PORES
OF Your Skin and Make 1t Fresh and
Clear by Using Cuticura. Trial Free.

When suffering from pimples, black
heads. redness or roughness, smear
the skin with Cuticura Ointment
Then wash off with Cuticura Soap and
hot water. These super-creamy emol-
ients do much for the skin because
they prevent pore clogging.
Free sample each by mail with Book.
Address postcard, Cuticura, Dept L,
Boston Sold everywhere-Adv
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1916-03-18

ed downtown ostensfb,y { work. Hus-
band and wife made no effort at
team work when it come { supportin
q family. That wuz tn husbands in
alienable right an no wife presumed
L question it. tn wife's duties were
plain. Her work wuz before her
There wuz no shut down on account
o. tn tariff. Their wuz no dull season.
She wuz regularly employed an. proud
of it
aside from a woman bookkeeper
in tn recorders office an few mill
liners woman wuz unknown in tn
business world. Finally economic
conditions showed the husband up
He no longer had tn earnin. ability Z
support his family. IL his daughter
graduated from school he never re-
covered from tn expense. Ii his son
wuz seized with typhoid fever he went
Z tn wall Tn rigors o. poverty drove
his family int TIL. channels o. trade
An then folIowedtth' business woman
Now II is no longer considered a re-
Election on tn father t see whole
family-father. mother an tn girls
struggIin' shoulder t shoulder E keep
a roof DER EN- Jest imagine a plain
father o. to-day with two grown daugh-
tiers earnin' enough Z keep EN- in tan
60 pumps. T. say nothin' o. hats Try
Z imagine q common. or rough finish.
father hein' able T. earn enough t sup
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1916-03-18
RECIPE FOR GRAY HAIR.

To halt pint OF water add OF. Bay Rum, s.
small box of Barbo Compound, and n OF
glycerine Apply to the hair twice a week
unsii il becomes the desired shade Any dug
gist can put this up you can mix it at
home at very little cost 1t will gradually
darken streaked, fnded gray hair and re-
moves dandruff 1t is excellent for falling
hair and will make harsh hair soft and glossy
1t will not color the scalp, is not sticky or
greasy, AID does not rub oH.-Adv
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1916-03-18
Uneasy Seat.

My said little Alfred. as he
looked up from his book. this sailor
must have been some acrobat"
why, dear?" queried his mother.
Because" replied Alfred. sit says
in the book. Having Lit. his pipe he sat
down on his chest youths Com
panion.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1916-03-18

than men that 1t pays Z sublet tn
dfshwashin' an turn tn sensible
daughter int tn fed o. business :
tivity where she has a chance T. be-
come self-sustainiE' an Independent.
An tn better she succeeds tn longer
she'll study before she entrusts her
life an happiness int tn keepin' o.
any dude who may single her out
ITS good rule fer any girl not Z
marry anybuddy who doesn't earn
twice as much as herself II she kin
land someone who earns four or five
times as much it's all tn, better Even
then she should ask fer a leave O. alb
sence instead O. resignin' her job. fer
tn matrimonial game is jest like hier-
onymus. faro Orwell. she takes q
long chance"
lProtected by Adams Newsnaner Servfce !
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1916-03-18

Inflammation of
the bladder. La
ter l became so
much worse that
1 consulted a
doctor, who said
that / had Dia-
betes and that
my heart was af-
fected. I suffer
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1916-03-18
Mo Cause for low.

No Cause for Joy.
II am glad we do not have bullflghts
and bear pits in our country
Don't we have 'em in Wall street ?''
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1916-03-18
SUFFERED FOR -FOUR YEARS.

Mr.. ]. NJ. Sinclair of Olivehill
Tenn. writes: 81 strained my back,
which weakened my kidneys and
caused an awful bad backache and
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1916-03-18
Rulind Idea.

Judge and costs
Motorist-Gee. whiz! There goes a
new tirei
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1916-03-18

Said Eve unto Adam: ut gives me
pain to see you walking Il { floor
with a Cain"
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1916-03-18

Groans-My uncle lost his life last
week in an explosion
Grins-So2 Wife or boiler7
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1916-03-18
just over From Cork.

just Over From Cork.
Are yez the man Oh have to see to
get a job on the foorce?''
Go chase yourself.''
Faith. OIL not. Oi'n chase mo-
body onliss Oh get me name on the
pay roll and uniform Boston Eve
ming Transcript.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1916-03-18
Its Transformation

This said the messenger sadly as
he looked on the broken form which
had been knocked out of his hands.
was once an article on electricity. >
Z WELL. what of it," asked by
stander.
'.And now 1t is piece of current
pi.'
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1916-03-18

And Also When He Has Them.
When man has no conscientious
scrupies fear of the law win help
some
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1916-03-18

A Needless woman is fortunate in
being able to talk without putting her
self to the trouble of thinking
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1916-03-18

The true secret of feminine beauty
is to be born pretty.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1916-03-18

According to French statistics, only
one-fourth of the aviation accidents
are due to defects in aeroplanes
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1916-03-18

Its Kind.
rs your husbands desire to be an
aviator a trial to you2"
"Oh, it is a soar affiictioni'
Williams news., 1916-01-27
AT THE SU[TANA

Friday night: The serial, "Run- away June' and two special coin. edy reels. An evening of humor and entertainment.
 Saturday.: "The Cub' featuring Martha Hedman. This a story of the mountaineers in Kentucky and their feuds. The hand of Alice Renlaw is sought by one of the ri val faction of Whites. This com plicates matters. A "cub'' report CT is sent from the city to write up the affair. He falls in love with Alice and a girl of the rival faction falls in love with him. The cub wins out. IL is we'll worth the price to see how.
 Sunday: Mary Pickford in Rags. In th1s Paramount fea- ture Miss Pickfo d comes near to overshadowing her success in "Tess of the Storm Country, hitherto conceded to|be her greatest portray al. This is one of those plays all should see,
 Tuesday: "Helene of the North" featuring Marguerite Clark. The subject combines in a decidedly novel manner the cultured atmos- phere of aristocratic society circles with the rugged environment. of the trackless wastes of Northwest ern Canada. Marguerite Clark is
Williams news., 1916-01-27
PROMINENT MEN HEAD
 0ATMAN AMALGAMATED
Personel of Officers and Di- rectors Include Financial Leaders of Arizona as well as Oatman District-Long and McIver Speak Impress sions Freely-Work Starts at Once.
(From "Oatman News")

The most important mining deal of the week was the entry of the Oatman Amalgamated into the limelight. At the election of off, cers held in Oatman last Monday, the following officers were elected George w. Long, President; Charles Procknow of Flagstaff, vice-presi- dent; John L. McIver, Treasurer and J. T. Burns, secretary and gen. eral manager. Additional directors are George Babbitt. William Rodin of Flagstaff and D. A. Byrne of Williams and Del Sherer of Oatman.
 The Amalgamated consists of 31 claims and fractions, an estate of 429 acres all purchased outright by the company.
 A 40 h. D. hoist will be installed at once and the management hopes to reach the 5O0-foot level within four months time. At that point the ground will be thoroughly ex- plored.
 In speaking of the Oatman Amal- gamated yesterday MT. Long said, ''The Oatman Amalgamated is sit uated in the center of the mineral ization of the Tom Reed and Gold road system. The chances of fnd- ing ore in that section seem to be remarkably good and the big veins are, in my opinion, bound to break through that ground. /. I consider Oatman Amalgamated one of the best propositions in the camp"
 John L. McIver, one of the big holders of the United Eastern freely expressed his opinion of the Anal gamated when questioned on the subject, "At the time we located the Le. Veta Verda group, taken over by the Amalgamated company we could have secured ground within 700 feet of our main shaft on the United Eastern ground that has since develoged good showings, but the La Neta Verda group look ed so much better that we located it in preference to the ground ad- tjoining the United Eastern.i rcI :.'We consider that the Arnalga. mated veins are the juncture of the Tom Reed and Gold Road lodes and that was our object in making location at that time. I have nc hesitancy in pronouncing it good proposition.'
 It will be of interest, locally, to know that R. A. Nickerson of the Saginaw, and Dr. c. D. Jeffries are among those who hold stock in this company.
Williams news., 1916-01-27

equally effective in both.
 Wednesday: "The Wonderful Adventure" Fox feature, in which William Farnum plays a dual role. Demarset, man of wealth, be- comes addicted to the use of drugs and neglects his family. At last he hires another man, his exact counterpart in face and figure to take his place at home and in busi- ness while he drowns himself in indulgence in the drug. The so- lution is unusually powerful. g
Williams news., 1916-01-27

If you don't know anything about the values of clothing, what else have you left to do but to trust to the REPUTATION of the establishments you buy from7 We wish that everyone who has never bough their clothes from us would only ask those who HAVE. We are in business here to STAY in business here and we know we can do so only by selling good clothing at honest prices. We ask you to trust us ONCE and let our goods speak for themselves after that.