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El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1916-05-16
PldytuHy Puts MuzzLe
Rifle In His Mouth;
Pulls Trigger and Dies

Private Mike Windell. acting cook in
the Quartermaster corps at Fort Bliss.
was accidentally shot and killed at "A
house at Florida and Mckinley ave-
nues, Sunday afternoon by the dis
charge Of a 20 rifle in his own hands.
According to Mrs. J. j. Fowler. Of
SOC Texas street. who was present at
the time Of the accident. Windeu had
talked repeatedly in a joking manner
of blowing off his head. Finally he
placed the muzzle of the gun In his
mouth, apparently believing it was
empty, and pulled the trigger Mrs
Fowler stated that after the shot he
stood for moment or two looking at
her and other members Of the party,
and then suddenly fell over dead. lie
uttered no word after the shot was
fired.
The deceased was 81 years OF age,
and was serving his first enlistment
He joined the army at Cheyenne. Wyo.
lie was born in Austria. and so far
as is known has no relatives I'm the
United States
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1916-05-16
COL. AKIN TELLS
OF GREAT PRODUCT.
Mined Out of Earth and
Wonderful Liquid Ex-
tracted-Exhibit to
Open.

According to Col. John s. Akin %
Houston. Texas. a display Of what is
termed 1.-THE SOuth's Most Wonderful
Product, Nitalitas," is to he opened I'm
FL PasO in the next few days, and con-
Quoted for several weeks. Elborate
arrangements are now being made for
this display.
Regarding Nitalitas Col Akin SAYS:
1T is a mineral product of volcanic
origin and is taken out Of the earth i'm
just one spot. and that in the flat coast
country of Texas. A strange feature of
the mine from which Vitalitas is Sc
cured is that it is reached through an
opening into a huge mound that has
long attracted the attention Of scien-
lists. This mound was probably
formed by internal upheaval and Is one
Of the striking phenomena of Texas.
It rises to a height of 81 feet IN the
low flat coast country where prairie
land stretches as level as a floor in all
directions"
Col Akin said that Vitalitas is rapid
" gaining world fame as the most ef-
fective known natural tonic and cor
receive. Exhibits Of the mineral and
also Of the method Of extracting the
liquid from it are being made in many
cities and the display in this city will
undoubtedly attract much attention.
The display opens tomorrow at Kelly &
POllard's Drug St0re.-Advertiseme
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1916-05-16
This Burglar Rings Bell
and Sends In His Gard
Before Looting House

Chicago. H.. May 16.-The Chicago police
are searching for a robber who rings the
front door bell waits ia the parlor until his
victim is ready to grant him an audience
and then proceeds TO his work after firing
a shot OF two to show that he means bust
ness.
such a robber called at the home OF Mrs.
Catherine Martin here Monday and departed
with 500 in cash and jewelry valued at
about $500 The robber was admitted by
Mrs. Martins maid. TO whom he gave his
card He calmly smoked a cigaret until
Mrs Martin appeared, then drew his revOl-
yer. tore several rings from Mrs. Martins
hands. fired a shot to subdue the struggling
women and escaped after locking them in a
closet.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1916-05-16

66TM a very busy man." said Dr.
Sprocketts severely, "and one of
my unalterable rules is that each
patient must remove all his superflu-
Gus garments Immediately upon enter
ing the consulting room, so that I may
make a thorough and quick eXamina-
ton. IT saves time. The rule is posted
conspicuously in the waiting room, but
! see that You have not complied with
it. young man. Not a word, not a word
ull you have removed your superfluous
garments"
AN right. Doc" said Jerry Spruce.
and took off his collar, tie and shoes
Nov. Doc"
Silence" commanded the famous
rin klditis specialist You're IN no
condition TO be examined"
An right. Doc" said young Spruce,
submssively, and off came his coat.
vest socks. etc, etc. etc. etc, etc,
&C. etc, and SO forth
now, said DR. SprOcketts. APPROX
lsiy- out with your tongue"
Nothing doin', Doc" objected our
nero ma just here for the gas COM
Pdu4- DIDN'T You send I'm word your
burners were out of order?''
ne doctor was so incensed that he
only gave the young gas man time to
SCI one shoe and a collar button before
he kicked him out.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1916-05-16
Bedtime Story For the Little Ones
"Unce wiggiy nj the Green Rusheso
BY HOWARD, B. CARTS

NEE upon time Uncle Wiggi1
IonRears. the nice rabbit gen
~ tleman. was ont taking a wall
in the woods. looking for an adventure
as he often did. when. as he happened
TO walk past the hollow tree, where
Billie and Johnnie Bushytan. the tw.
squirrel boys lived. he saw them just
po5ing their noses out the front door
which was a knOt-hole-
Hello boys" called Uncle Wiggily.
Why haven't YOU gone TO school TO-
day. lt is time. Pm sure
'Oh. we don't have 70 go TO-DAY:
answered Billie. as he looked at ms
tail TO see If any chestnut burrs were
sticking TO it, But none was. am
glad 10 say.
Don't have to go to school, Why
not2' Uncle Wirgilv wanted 90 know.
This isn't Saturday. it it,
No" spoke Johnnie But you see,
Sister Sallie. our little squirrel sister
has the measles, and we can't 60 to
school until she gets over them.
And we don't know what 70 do 10
have some fun" went on Billie, TOT
lots or the animal children are home
from school with the measles, and
they can't he out to play with us.
We've had the measles. so we can't get
them the second time, but the amman
NNle anu ElTlts VINO nav en- NipiNNt-
out don't want us 10 come and see
them for fear well bring the red Spots
10 them
81 see said Uncle Wiggiiy, laugh
inE until his pink nose twinkled IiN ',
Jelly roll. $50 you can't have any
fun? Wen. suppose YOU come with me
for walk I'm the woods
Fine" cried Billie and Johnnie ana
soon they were walking in the WOODS
with the rabbit gentleman. They had
ROT far before. All or a
sudden, they came TO a place where a
mud turtle gentleman had fallen on
his back. and he could not turn over
rirht-siGe up again. He tried ana
tried but he could not right himself
"Oh. that is TOO bad cried Uncle
WiEgily, when he saw what had nap
pened. II must help him TO get right
side up again" which he did
"Oh. thank you for putting me on
my legs once more, Uncle WigEily,
said the mud turtle. II would like 10
do YOU favor for helping me. but all
! have 10 give YOU are these and in
one claw he picked some green stalks
growing near him and handed them to
the bunny uncle. afterward crawling
away.
Billie, the boy squirrel.
81 should say not" laughed Johnnie.
They are only green rushes that grow
All about in the woods, and we could
give Uncle Wiggily all he wanted"
L1uSHt uo.h- ION LallN tudL way
said the bunny uncle. ''The mud turtle
tried TO do the best he could for me.
and 7 am sure the green rushes are
very nice. TN take them with me. I
may find use for them"
Billie and Johnnie wanted 10 laugh,
FOR they thought green PUSHES were
of no use at all. But Uncle Wiggily
said TO the squirrel boys:
"Billie and Johnnie though green
rushes. which grow in the woods and
sWamng are very common. still they
are a wonderful plant See how
smooth they are when you rub them
up and down. But if you rub them
they are as rough as a stiff
brush or a nutmeg crater"
Well Billie and Johnnie thought
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1916-05-16

more Of the rushes after that, but, as
/ lueN walked on with Uncle Wiggily,
When ne had put them i'm his pocket,
tueA could think Of no way in which
ne could use them.
In little while they came to where
Mother Goose lived. and the dear old
i'dy herself was out i'm front OF her
house looking up and down the wood
iana path, anxious like
w nal is the natter" asked Uncle
WlEsily- Are you looking for some
OIL your LOST ones-LittIe 30 Peep or
olnmle Tucker who sings for his
Well no. not exactly" answered
-lotner Goose. II sent Simple Simon
10 The store to get me a scrubbing
brush, so ] could clean the kitchen
Ii'or. But he has not come back, and
am afraid he has gone fishing in
.l2 Iuothtf pan, to try and catch
dirty that il needs scrubbing right
away. But ] cannot do it without
scruhbing brush"
M. ria; Say no morer' cried Uncle
Nlselly. I'M his jolly voice. Il have
no Scrupoing brush, but 1 have a lot
OF green PUSHES the mud turtle gave
me Tor turning him right side up. The
rushes are as rough as scrubbfnC
brush, ana will do as nicely TO clean
your kitchen"
oh. thank you, I'm sure they will"
s2ld Mother Goose. So she took the
green rushes from Uncle Wirgilv and
soon her kitchen floor was scrubbed
as clean as an eggshell. for the green,
rough stems scraped off all the dirt
Then Mother Goose thanked Uncle
Wigglly very much and Billie and
Johnnie sort Of looked at one another
with blinking eyes. for they say that
world after all
And if the strawberry jam doesn't
go to the moving pictures with the
bread and butter and forget TO come
for supper, I'll tell you next about
Uncle Wiggily and the puff balls
Copyright. 1916. by Mcclure Newspaper
syndicate
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1916-05-16
1AYEARS Ago Today
4 1FrOm The Herald of This
Date. 1907.

Rapid progress is being made i'm the
construction of the eastern end of the
~ Paso and southwestern building to
I this city from Douglas and Bisbee
Ariz. 1t is estimated that total
/ amount of 81 10000 is being expended
I by the Southern Pacific and FL Paso
and Southwestern railways for i'm
prOVements on their lines west of the
/ city Several hundred men are en-
/ plOyed. while there is a continuous
! line Of men and mules from El PasO
70 strauss. \. NJ. the first station on
the southwestern line.
Judge Jay Good returned this
morning from Houston. whore he has
/ been on legal business.
DR.. Lindsay returned from Waco.
where he has been attending the con-
Nention Of the state medical associa-
ticu.
EX-city clerk Ben Catlm. who was
so severely shaken up several weeks
ago In an accident near RiDcon. n NJ.
while en- route to Canada, is recover
ing.
Many prominent cattIemen were
visiting in the city for the purpose
OF closing important deals on cattle,
through the city.
John NJ Rice and NJ u. Gaylord. of
the American Gold Mining company.
are I'm the city buying machinery for
their big Nogal plant which they ex-
pect to open soon.
The larger portion Of the stock of
the Durango Installment company.
owned by Gus Smith, at 217 South
stanton street was destroyed by fire
last night about o'clock
a smoker was held at the head
quarters Of the Border Rifles. El
PasO's military company. last night.
a wrestling match btween George and
William Herold was one OF the fea-
lures Of the smoker.
Judge Mayfield, OF Austin. one of the
state railway commissioners. and r
A. Thompson, state engineer. arrived
i'm the city today to investigate the
Santa Ee ana street car line crossing
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1916-05-16
Make Skin Smooth

There IS one safe, dependable treat
ment that relieves itching torture in
stantly and that cleanses and sOOthes
the skin.
Ask any druggist for a 25c bottle Of
zemo and apply il as directed. Soon
YOU Will find that pimples, black heads,
eczema, ringwOrm and similar skin
troubles viii disappear.
A little zemo. the penetrating. salts
flying liquid, is all that is needed, for
it banishes all skin eruptions and
makes the skin soft, smooth and
healthy.
Zemo. Cleveland.
Advertisement.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1916-05-16
HOROSCOPE.


4 STROLOGERS read this as a most
/ ~ unfortunate day. Uranus. sat
/ L "A urn, Mars, Venus and the sun are
! all i'm evil place until after sunset. when
Neptune and Mercury are in benefic
aspect
1t is a day in which to exercise great
caution i'm all important matters and TO
watch the health as well as the mental
condition.
The rule Is a threatening one for
travel and change. Extra caution should
be exercised where electric motive DOW
er is concerned. Aviators are held to
be In unusual danger under this rule.
Wise men and women will guard the
speech while this figure governs. as the
impulse is supposedly to incline toward
hasty and ill-advised utterances which
defeats plans and reveals secrets.
Judgment is believed to be warped
under this sway and # is especially sin
lister for lawyers. diplomats and states
men.
Contracts. partnerships and associa-
ions should not be agreed on today.
which is particularly fOrbidding In all
cases involving persons of opposite sex
IL is wedding day Of i'll omen
Speculation has a threatening augurv
and mining stocks should be avoided
until the planetary government changes.
The evening hours should be fairly
good for newspaper men. Editors and
publishers may be lucky. The navy
also has a good sign.
Women continue subject to most ex-
acting conditions which should be well
considered, astrolOEers declare. They
are likely to reveal extremes Of good
and evil tnedency in the United states
Scandals may multiply during the re-
naming months OF the year.
South America appears to offer gains
10 actors, musicians and artists during
the coming summer
Persons whose birthdate II Is may
have many anXieties. some Of which
lead TO travel on business that is not
successful Those who are employed
should be unusually careful
Children born on this day may be
high strung and quarrelsome They may
require severe discipline but they are
likely to be clever-COpvright 1916 BY
the McClure NewspaDer Syndicate
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1916-05-16
(To-morrow-Fruit Turnovers.l

which was recently placed before
them.
The Mckinley Literary society Of
the high school held its last business
meeting last night and many import
ant matters were tranacted. The an
nual election of officers resulted in
the election Of the following: Max
Helm, president; Ralr Gould vice
president; Grover Smith. secretary
Allen Bryant and Bert Hodges We're
elected chairmen of the program com
mittee. while Leo Gallagher was ap-
pointed librarian, and Eugene and
Lloyd Harris, committee on creden-
tials.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1916-05-16
PENNSYLVANIA HOLDS PRIMARY;
ONE NAME ON EACH TICKET

Philadelphia. Pa. May 1G.-Primary
elections for all political parties were
held throughout Pennsylvania today.
The voters for the first time are pa
ticipating in a preferential presidential
primary but little interest is being
taken in this as there is but one name
entered on each Of the party tickets,
president Wilson's on the Democratic
ballot. Gov. Martin G. Burmbaugh's on
the Republican ticket, and Allen G.
Benson Of Yonkers, y. Y, on the So
cialist.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1916-05-16
:. p. CONDUCTOR TO ANSWER
CHnOTVNG CHARGE Mar

Deming n. NJ. May 1G.-May % was
set as the date for the preliminary
hearing OF conductor T. L. Query OF
the Southern Pacific railroad, who is
charged with shooting z. G. Rima at
a point about three miles east OF Dem
ing. Bima. who refused to give his
home address, alleged that the conduc-
tor fired at him after putting him OFF
a freight train. Guerry declared that
he thought Rima was endeavoriuG to
shoot him.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1916-05-16
SUDDEN DEATH
Caused by Disease of tine Kidneys

The close connection which exists
between the heart and the kidneys Is
well known nowadays. As soon as
kidneys are diseased, arterial tension is
increased and the heart functions are
attacked When the kidneys no longer
pour forth waste, uremic poisoning
occurs and the person dies, and the
cause is often. given as heart disease, or
disease Of brain or lungs.
1t is a good insurance against such
risk TO send 10 cents for a sample
package of 0Anuric the latest dis
covery of Dr.. Pierce. Also send a
sample of your water. This will be
examined without charge by expert
chemists at DR.. Pierce's Invalids' Hotel,
Buffalo, n. Y. When you suffer from
backache, frequent OF scanty urine,
rheumatic pains here OF there, or that
constant tired, WORKOUT feeling, it's
time 10 write Dr.. Pierce, describe your
symptoms and get his medical opinion
without charge-absolutely free. This
= Anuric' of Doctor Pierce's is found
20 be 81 times more active than lithia,
for It dissolves uric scid in the system
as hot water does sugar.
Simply ask for DR.. Pierce's Anuric
Tablets. There can be no imitation.
Every package Of UAnuricD is sure TO
be Dr.. Pierce's. You will find the sigma
ture on the package Just as you do on
DR.. Pierce's Golden Medical Discovery
for blood and stomach.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1916-05-16
ORPETs LAWYERS WANT

Chicago. H.. May Determination
Of veniremeu in the trial OF VIII Orpet.
university OF Wisconsin student.
charged with the murder OF Marion
Lambert Lake Forest high school girl.
continued at WaukeEau. H. TODAY.
Three men were tentatively accepted
Monday.
Judge Chas. H. Donnelly. before
whom the case is being tried. will de-
eide whether Orpets lawyers can see
60 letters which passed between the
accused and Miss Lambert
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1916-05-16
VERMONT PEOPLE VOTE
ON PRESIDENTIAL CHOICE

Montpelier. Vt. May 1.-THE voters
OF Vermont gave the new primary law
its first trial today when they went
to the polls to choose delegates to the
Republican. Democratic and Progressive
state conventions and to register their
preferences for the presidential nomi-
nations Delegates to the national
convention will be chosen at the coming
state convention.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1916-05-16
PASSAGE OF GLASS BILL
AIDS III II Al. EREDIT NIEA 81 ri

Washington, d. c.. May 16.-Rural
credits legislation was a long step
nearer enactment today because OF
passage by the house late Monday OF
the Glass bill by a vote of PCS to 10.
Differences between this measure and
the bill already passed by the senate
probably will be ironed out soon i'm con-
ference.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1916-05-16

There are q thousand and one TIN
dainty and appealing. The bedutl
Well, I should say she wanted,
first, a pretty powder box right on
top, for that little hurried dab of
powder that a girl always finds she
needs, as sure as she approaches a
mirror. For this. as she says she
is quite dark, she wants to buy a
box of dark brunette face powder
TO cost from fifty cents clear up to
as many dollars as she has. And
she wants TO choose her perfume
carefully, and never use any but
that one odor in all her toilet prep
aration.
Then she wants a box Of talcum,
probably this will be twenty-five
cents, and a jar of cleansing cream
and one of fiesh-building cream. Al
low a dollar for both. Next, a nail
bleach, a cuticle remover, a bit of
pumice, some nail polish-all these
add up to eighty-five cents. Then,
cake Of dry, dark rouge-but she
must never use it if she can help,
this is only for emergencies! This
is fifty cents. A lip stick, white
vaseline-never paint your lips-an
eyebrow pencil-also for emergen-
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1916-05-16
Beauty Chats By Eaae Kent FORBES
Toilet NeeduLs

GLADYS" wrote me a long letter the
other day, asking me to give her a
list of things needed on the dress
ing table. She explained, naively,
that she has had a wonderful new
dressing table given her for her
eighteenth birthday, and she wants
to fit it up with all the toilet things
needed, so she can be as frivolous
and grown up and feminine as she
wants.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1916-05-16
WILL ENTERTAIN TROOPERS.

7. G. Ries, OF the Selig- Tribune pic
torial news service. viii entertain T.
troop, eighth cavalry. and machine
gun troop at a local theater wednesday
night where a showing Of a reel pic
turing the two troops i'm action will be
made.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1916-05-16
WORRY. DEsPONDEReY.

Kidney Disease is suspected by medical
men when patients complain Of baclcache
or suffer with Irregular urinatiOn, dis
turbed, too frequent, scanty or painful
passage. The general symptoms are rheu-
matte pains or neuralgia, headaches,
dizzy spells, rritability, despOndency,
weakness and general misery. Worry
IS q frequent cause and sometimes a
symptom Of kidney disease Thousands
have testified 10 immediate relief from
these symptoms after using Dr.. Pierce's
Anuric Tablets
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1916-05-16
By CONSTANCE CLARKE.

mo be successful in making light
L doughnuts, the best OF -four.
fine sugar, the best Of butter and
fresh eggs are ESSENTIAL. To use in
ferior quality in Ingredients is to
win failure.
Take one cup Of butter and work #
TO a creamy consistency. Then work
into It one cup OF fine granulated
sugar, a teaspoonful Of salt, a
quarter ounce OF ground cinnamon. a
pinch o. ground mace and nutmeg,
lnd an ounce Of yeast that has
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1916-05-16

cies. Another twenty-five cents for
these, A bottle of toilet water-I
cannot give an approximate price, it
depends on what grade Of prepara-
tons you have chosen. And bot
tie Of perfumed ammonia, and g
bag Of bath salt. A bottle of salts
for headaches, yaseline for chapped
skin, antiseptic salve for skin erup-
tions, hair tonic, sachet for ones
gOwns-but the list might go on for
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1916-05-16
PasO DeI Norte Roof Garden

w w eunesday and Saturday evenings.
Ddhclng, Refreshments Meals and
Lunches-Adv.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1916-05-16
Questions and Answer

viii you ten me hoir to. clean a 1rHits
frool coat. also O Panama hiatt Thanking
gOa.-"Red Head
Reply-While this is not in my departs
ment, l am glad 10 be Of service to you.
The white wool coat may be washed in a
iather made from raw starch dissolved in
gasolene. Rinse in fresh gasolene till
clear. The haiti It is a real Panama
can be washed in clear water. using a
soft scrubbing brush. II you rub moistened
-four Of sulphur into it and place It in the
sun to dry, it will bleach Il, or any other
straw hat. Brush out the sulphur after the
bleaching is over.
Please tell me hoi1 20 reduce the size Of
my cheekS-thcy are too Jdf.-T. ". L.
Notwithstanding them will take off the
TAT This same method will also build up
thin cheeks. To reduce them. you would
use but small amount Of cream with the
sage-enOugh only to soften the skin,
so it would not get iabby. Dash plenty
OF cold water on them and rub dry to
harden the skin and tone the muscles II
you want massage directions, send a
stamped, addressed envelope.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1916-05-16

FL El Paso Seed CO.-Opposite Court
house Sl9 East San Antonio Tel. 363
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1916-05-16

finally they made sore srup-
tons as large as a silver
dollar. The more / did for
them. the larger and angrisr
they got. My baby cried
and could not sleep.
L saw q Cuticura Soap
and Ointment advertise
ment and I purchased some.
I used tho Cuticlra Soap
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1916-05-16

me housewives daily problem is.
uat shall ] give them to cate" An
30. Sulzberger's Majestic Ham and
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1916-05-16

, been mixed with one cup Of
warn milk. Also add slowly thrsa
cups of sifted -four, and set e aside
in cool place until the next morn.
ing. Then add TO It three wen
beaten raw eggs and a little more
-four II needed, and set it aside for
an hour to rise. When light. rob out
and stamp Il with a plain round cut
ter. Fry these rounds In plenty Of
clear hot lard tin a nice golden
color. Then take up, dust over with
iceing sugar. serve hot or cold.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1916-05-16
ITCHING PINPLES
ON BABY'S HEAD
Made Sore EruptiOns. Got Larger
And Angrier. Baby Cried
And Could Not Sleep.
HEALED BY CUTICURA
SOAP AND OINTMENT

Little pimples appeared on NY baby's
head and they itched swfuIly and be would
scratch them until they would bleed and
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1916-05-16

FOR bathing him and then rubbed on
the Ointment and few applications
healed him. They seemed to help his hair
too. and now It IS in perfect condition"
Csigned) Mrs. c. ". Williams. 70 CHESTNUT
Ave. CarruIltOn. Ga. July "A. 1918.
Sample Each Free by Mail
with 32-p. Skin Book on request. Adj
dress postcard ''Cutioura, Dept T. BOss
tom" sold throughout the world
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1916-05-16
Protected by The Adams Newspaper serviceI
The Daily Novelette,

/ got quite brOnzed in Mexico,
The coat seems deeper thnn
The kind of Sunburn that we know,
4 sort of Nucatan.