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The Penn's Grove record., 1916-03-17
DRINK LOTS OF WATER
TO FLUSH THE KIDNEYS
Backache or Bladder Trouble
NeutraIize Acids.

Uric acid in meat excites the kid
neys, they become overworked; get
sluggish, ache, and feel like Jumps Of
lead. The urine becomes cloudy; the
bladder is irritated, and you may be
obliged to seek relief two or three
lines during the night. When the kid
neys clog you must help them flush
off the body's urinous waste or you'll
be a real sick person shortly. At first
you feel a dull misery in the kidney
region. you suffer from ~backache, sick
headache, dizziness, stomach gets our,
tongue coated and you feel rheumatic
twinges when the weather is bad.
Eat less meat, drink lots of water:
also get from any pharmacist four
ounces Of Jad Salts; take table
spoonful in a glass of water before
breakfast for a few days and your
kidneys will then act fine. This ia
nous salts is made from the acid Of
grapes and lemon juice, combined
with lithia, and has been used for
generations to clean clogged kidneys
and stimulate them to normal activity,
also to neutralize the acids in urine.
so it no longer is a source of irrita-
ton, thus ending bladder weakness. (
Jad Salts is inexpensive, cannot in
jure; makes a delightful ~effervescent
Whitewater drink which everyone
should take now and then to keep the
kidneys clean and active. Druggists
here say they sell lots Of Jad Salts to
folks who believe in overcoming kid
ney trouble while it is only trouble
ADV.
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A MOTHERS GRATITUDE
FtlMrs. F. A. Conrad of Altoona Says
That Father Johns Medicine Keeps
Her Children Well.

The mother of four children, Mrs. F.
A. Conrad, says: my children were at
different times troubled with severe
colds, also Group and bronchitis, and /
have given them Father Johns Medi-
cine, which has given complete salts
faction, and I cannot find words to ex-
Vress my thankfulness for the benefit
that Father Johns Medicine did. My
younger boy was always weak, but
thanks to Father Johns Medicine, he
is now the picture of health" (Signed)
Mrs. F. A. Conrad, lila Second avenue,
Altoona, Pa. 1t is important for moth
ers to know that Father Johns Medi-
cine is safe to give their children for
colds, coughs and grip, because it Is
free from chloroform, opium, morphine,
codeine, heroin or any other dangerous
d ugs in any form. Father Johns
Medicine is all pure and wholesome
nourishment, it's gentle laxative effect
helps to drive out impurities and it
soothes and heals the breathing pas
sages.
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SUNDAY REST FOR POLICE.

The blotters at police headquarters
in Duluth, Mimi, are, says Chief Nc
Kercher, illustrated temperance lee
lures.
On Saturday forty arrests were
made, most of them on charges Of
drunkenness. That included Sunday
morning until seven o'clock. A clean
sheet was put on the blotter Sunday
morning at that hour. At eight .. m.
there was not a name on it. At $50
there was n arrest-a man who was
wanted in another town on a charge
of passing worthless checks.
Saturday, a big day in the saloon
business-result, forty arrests. Sun
day dry-result, no arrests for drunk
enness. IF that isn't an argument for
temperance" says the chief, Il don't
know what is"
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LABOR AND PROHIBITION.


The trend of sentiment of organ-
lied labor is towards prohibition, said
Richard Jones of Duluth, a member CT
the Minnesota state senate, speaking
before the Scandinavian Socialist or
ganization.
Some trade union leaders claim
that prohibition would make for non
employment. If this is so why have
locomotive engineers to the number
Of 10000 Endorsed it? If prohibition
is inimical to the interests of labor,
why did the southern labor congress-,
composed OF men from nine southern
states, refuse to ask for a repeal of the
prohibition laws of the South when
requested to do SO by the United
Brewery Workmen of America? Lo-
cal labor leaders may insist that the
saloon is a poor mans club, but the
American Federation of Labor at its
convention at Toronto condemned the
use OF that term.
w e are urged not to vote men out
OF employment in a business which is
destructive to society. l would vote
those men out of that employment
and into something valuable to them.
selves and their fellow men. / would
ike to have a chance to vote about
100000 men in Europe out of their
present jobs. II this principle applies
IN one case why not in another? To
advocate peace in Europe would throw
thousands of workmen in America who
are engaged in the manufacture of
munitions of war out of their present
employment, but thousands of trade
unionists and Socialists are today do
Ing all in their power to spread anti
militaristic propaganda among their
fellow workers"
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The Parents, Mission.

All that parents should do before
and after the annunciation follows
readily, clearly and unmistakably-to
be pure and true in word and deed;
to be filled and penetrated with the
worth and dignity of man; to look
upon themselves as the keepers and
guardians Of a gift of God; to inform
themselves concerning the mission
and destiny of man, as well as con
corning the ways and means Of their
fulfllment.-Froebel.
The Penn's Grove record., 1916-03-17
AS ONE NEWSPAPER SEES 1T.

To present on the first page the
particulars of a gruesome tragedy re-
sulting from a drink-maddened brain;
on another page the guaranty of a
cure at the Kelley institute; on the
editorial page a preachment against
the sin and shame of overindulgence,
and in the advertising section a full
page invitation for everybody to have
a drink-adding. in the case of a GER
tain Detroit beer advertisement, the
tempting offer of three bottles Iree"-
is as g%rotesque a situation as the
nurse marrying the undertaken so as
to catch them coming and going.
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eLoATs ovER SLAVES.

A man stood in his doorway n
morning watching a multitude of men
hurrying to their days labor. Turning
to a friend he said, Those are my
slaves; they are working for me; to-
night they will come and bring me
their wages" The man was a saloon
keeperi
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FRECKLES
Now IL the Time to Get Rid OF These
Ugly Spots.

There's no longer the slightest need OF
Ieelng ashamed Of your freckles, as the
prescription othine-double strengths
guaranteed to remove these homely spots.
simply get an ounce of othine-double
strength-from your druggist. and apply a
little of 1T night and morning and you
should soon see that even the worst freckies
have begun to disappear. while the lighter
ones have vanished entirely. 1t Is seldom
mat more than one ounce is needed to COM
pieteiy clear the skin and gain a beautiful
clear complexion.
Be sure to ask for the double strength
oth1ne, as this Is sold under guarantee OF
Adv.
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"%CASCARETS" FOR
SLUGGISH BOWELS
No sick headache, sour stomach,
biliousness or constipation
by morning.
Get a 1O-cent box now.


Turn the rascals out-the headache,
biliGusness, indigestion, the sick, sour
, stomach and foul gases-turn them
out tonight and keep them out with
Cascarets.
Millions of men and women take a
Cascaret now and then and never
know the misery caused by a lazy
liver, clogged bowels or an upset stom-
ach.
Don't put in another day of distress.
Let Cascarets cleanse your stomach;
remove the sour, %fermenting food;
take the excess bile from your liver
and carry out all the constipated
waste matter and poison in the
bowels. Then you will feel great.
A Cascaret tonight straightens you
out by morning. They work while
you sleep. A 10-cent box from
any drug store mean a clear head.
sweet stomach and clean, healthy liver
and bowel action for months. Chill
dren love C~ascarets because they
never grippe or sicken. Adv.
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Milburn Pharmacal Co., Baldwin, N. Y.

Gentlemen For the past three years l have
been using your Benzomint, for sore throat
and tonsillitis and | find it better than anything
the doctors have given me. A dose or W
usually curing the children Of sore throat
without the services Of a doctor. / always
keep a bottle in the house. Mrs. c. P. Buck
ley, Baldwin, N. Y. Your local druggist
will get it for you.-Adv.
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Eoreaone Conclusion.

Teacher-If a farmer sold 1,479
bushels of wheat for SLIT a bushel,
what would he get?
Boy-An automobile.
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Same Class.

They tell me the clerk standing
yonder with a volume in his hand is
a capital salesman"
Eyes, he and The book he is holding
are two of our best sellers"
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Use ALIENS Foor-EAsr

II1I@II- NOOL-L<1bE
The antiseptic powder to be shaken into
shoes and used in foot-bath. 1t relieves
painful. swollen, smarting, aching, tired
feet and instantly takes the sting out OF
corns and b%unions. The greatest comfort
discovery of the age. Sold everywhere. &c.
Trial package FREE. Address Allen S.
Olmsted. lie Roy, n. 7. Adv.
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Prudent P~oIiteness.

DO you think a man ought to speak
generously of a political foe?"
Sometimes" replied Senator Sor-
ghum. ut may convey the impress
sian that you aren't afraid of him"
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Throw Off Colds and Prevent Grip.
When yoa feel 2 cold coming on, take LAxA:
TIVE BJtOMO QUIEINH. 1t removes cause Of
Colds and Grip. Only One "BROMo QUININH@
II. W. GB OWES signature on box. &c
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USE RIGHT TO VOTE.

Brave men left their homes to
fight for the right to vote, which you
today enjoy. VIII you not use it for
the homes that need protection now z.
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The Result

His wife made a man of him"
He looks like a homemade job
Baltimore American.
The Penn's Grove record., 1916-03-17

But a woman never thinks of any
thing important she wants to say un-
til some other woman is talking.
The Penn's Grove record., 1916-03-17

Not Gray Hairs but Tired Eyes
make US look older than we are Keep
your Eyes young and you will look young.
After the Movies Murine Your Eyes. Don't
tell your age. Murine Eye Remedy Co.
Chicago, Sends Eye Book on request
The Penn's Grove record., 1916-03-17
Important to Mothers

Some people think that discuss
ing a thing is about the same as do
in; 1t.
The Penn's Grove record., 1916-03-17

The little word If blunts tn,
point of many a sound argument.
The Penn's Grove record., 1916-03-17

Sometimes when a man talks about
his principles he means his preju-
dices.
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True.

1T takes two to make a quarrel"
Yes, and very often it takes a jury
to settle it."
The Penn's Grove record., 1916-03-17

1t looks as if some men actually
enjoyed being mean.
The Penn's Grove record., 1916-03-17

Luxembourg has an area of 1000
square miles.
The Penn's Grove record., 1916-03-17

Appropriate Ejaculation.
Here somebody says that insanity
is caused by bad teetn."
"By gumi"
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Women are engaged to patrol the
army camps in England.
The Penn's Grove record., 1916-03-17
SeasonabIe,

Knicker-What is a pessimist?
Bocker-A man who believes the
snow always drifts on his side of the
street.
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Mailing a lie won't always keep it
down.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1916-01-27
.AlL-STARS V|CTORS
(. OVER MART|NSBURG
Local BoWIers Win InterCity
Match by Margin of Fiji
teen Pins.
"POP" HALEY is LEADER
OF WASHINGTON PLAYERS
Gets a Set of 653 and Game of 100.
Results of Matches in
the Leagues.

The local all-star bowling quint
managed by George .Iseman went to
Martinsburg last night. rolled the final
block of five games in the ten-game
match between the two cities and won
by margin of fifteen pins on the to-
tai count In the contests which took
place here some few days ago the
Washington aggregation finished nine
ty-one pins to the good: last night the
Martinsburg players were at their own
style of pins and balls. and they picked
up enough so that they were beaten
on the total by a very small margin.
Twice after rolling big scores in the
first and third contests the West Vir
ginans led the quint from this city by
quite bit.
Pop" HALEY maintained his reputa
ton for leadership by holding the lead
off position and getting the highest
scores made by any of the local play
ers. Pop" rolled for $50 in his set and
knocked down $50 pins for the highest
game. Caskey of Martinsburg was the
best bowler of the night the set,
his total for five contests being 6S2.
The scores of the match follow:
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1916-01-27
TO BAR GOLFERS SPECIAL.
National Body May Oppose Free
Ride for Western Amateurs.

NEW YORK, January 27.-There are
rumors from the west of an impending
clash between the Western Golf Asso
question of free transportation to the
links of the Del Monte Golf and Coun
try Club in California. where the West
ern amateur championship will be
played this year. At the recent meet
ing of the Western Golf Association in
Chicago the delegates expressed their
approval of the scheme of the Del
Monte officials to provide a special train
for the golfers. but the matter was
left in the hands of the executive COM
mittee to be decided
President Frank L. Woodward of the
L. S. G. A., is reported to have said
that the proposed free transportation
is not in accord with the best spirit VI
amateur sport. and if the offer of the
California club is accepted the L. 8. G.
a. will have to take some action in the
matter.
While it is felt that the Del Monte
club is acting with the best OF inten-
tons. the L. $. G. A. has taken de-
cided stand on all matters affecting
even vaguely the amateur status of
players under its control II the nZes-
ent scheme is sanctioned by the U. S
G. A.. many of the older members of
the association declare that other clubs
will make still more attractive induce
ments for the holding of the champion
ship events in the same manner that
cities make bids for the holding of poA
litical conventions. In their opinions.
there is a tinge of professionalism in
the proposal. which, if allowed to de-
velop or carried to extremes, would
kill the amateur spirit of the game
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1916-01-27

The Baltimore magnates insist on
having a major league franchise before
they will Join the movement to have
the suit withdrawn. They will not be
successful in this effort, for there is no
chance for a jor league club to ex-
list in that town. and means will soon
be found whereby the Terrapins' back
ers will be forced to toe the scratch, or
go without any sort of base ball next
season.
The American League has taken q
proper stand in its attitude toward Hal
Chase. the first baseman who jumped
Comiskey's White Sox in midseason for
the Buffalo Feds summer before last.
The league will not allow any of its
clubs to give Chase employment. and
that is exactly the sort of punishment
that should be handed out to that sort
of d contract jumper. Players of that
type are not to be trusted. and there
should be no room for them in hase
ball.
For time it seemed that either the
st. Louis Browns or the White SoX
Chase back, but an edict from Ban
Johnson when he learned that Chase
was wanted by these clubs put an end
to all negotiations and if Chase breaks
into the major leagues again IL VIII
have to be with the National circuit,
and that is by no means likely.
1t is proba BILE Manager Bill Donovan
of the Yankees is due for a great dis
appointment. He seems to be under the
impression that Joe Gedeon is gong to
prove a star for his team. 'iedeon may
have improved, but the chances are he
is not a much better ball player than
he was when he received his trial with
the Nationals, and that did not make
him stand out by any means. True.
Gedeon hit well in the coast ieagu but
so did Bunny Brief, who, after failing
to hit $50 for the White SoX, wound up
with an average of 1866 on the coast.
Now, Brief has on two different occa-
sions proved that he could not hit in
fast company, and Gedeon indicated
similar failing during his stay with the
Nationals.
Furthermore. it is by no means set
tied that Gedeon will be assigned to
New York Griffith has a very strong
case, having paid Gedeon a bonus for
signing an option clause on his 1916
services in a contract from which the
en-day release clause was eliminated
Only in the event of the Yankees be-
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1916-01-27
BY n. C. BYRD.

The Maryland Aggies are to play the
hardest base ball schedule in their his
tory this season. In pursuance of the
policy adopted two years ago of grad
ually replacing the small colleges on
the schedule, two or three more teams
have been dropped and their positions
in the list of dates given to represent
atives of larger institutions.
The season will be opened as usual
with a game at Catholic University,
and Immediately after that will come
n series of big contests. The Navy is
to be played at Annapolis in the second
game. one of the few scheduled away
from home. Cornell University Will
appear at College Park for the. second
consecutive year. and Princeton is on
the schedule for the first time. The
date of the Princeton contest is April
20. Besides these institutions, games
are scheduled with Swarthmore, Lee
high. Dickinson West Virginia Uni
versity. Virginia Military Institute,
Georgetown. Virginia Polytechnic In
stitute. Tufts. Boston College and all
the colleges in Maryland.
Western High played true to form IN
the InterscholastiC Basket Ball League
YESTERDAY. defeating Central without
much trouble. The Ped and White out
NJ proved the faster and more adept IN
nearly everything pertaining to the
sport The defensive work of ClsseiI
of Central and the general play of the
Western five featured. Peine and
Peck. as usual, led i'll the scoring for
western The former registered four
goals from the floor and four from foul
line. and the latter tossed the ball into
the basket six times from the floor
Dr. W B. Hudson, although he has
resigned as physical instructor at
Business High School. has agreed to
stay at the head OF the 1nterscholaStlc
League upon the urgent request OF all
those affiliated with that organization.
DR. Hudson deserves a great deal OF
credit for what he has done for scholas-
tic basket ball in Washington, his per-
sonal services practically being re-
sponsible for the high standard the
sport has attained. DIR. Hudson con-
ceived the idea OF welding the widely
divergent interests of the schools in
this game some years ago, and. starting
on a small scale. worked the oreaniza-
ton up 10 its present efficient standard.
The letters for foot ball were award
ed at Business High School yesterday,
fourteen men receiving the insignia.
The following boys Were honored by
the presentation: Culligan, Wassman,
Mcdonald. Ralph Wise, Bernard Wise.
Ready. Robin. Richter. Berlin. Milhoff.
Kelley. Dowrick. Richmond, keecham
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mo PLAYER WHO WORE FED
UNIFORM CAN GET JOB HERE
SUGGESTION of Knabe for Second Base Brings
Declaration From Griffith Sawyer to
Get Trial If Gedeon Is Lost

There also may be player added
during the coming gathering of the big
leagues in New York. for there is
bare possibility of trade or two being
effected. Nothing definite has been de-
termined as to the makeup of the in
field. Manager Griffith wanting to give
his selections much thought.
Tie fact that Hal Chase is not to be
allowed to play in the American League
should increase Griffiths chances for
getting some sort of good trade for
Chic Gandil. Fielder Jones was nego-
toned as going to one or two other
clubs in this league which are in need
of first baseman. The barring of the
former White SoX player should in
crease the demand for Gandil and re-
suit in ball player of more than
ordinary ability being obtained in his
stead.
Either the Browns or White Sox could
use Gandil to good advantage. 1t would
do much to put the finishing touches
on the Comiskey team to have so ca
pable player on the initial sack, and
he also would be an Improvement over
any man Fielder Jones could put at
that station.
If there should be a reserve decision
in the Gedeon case, SAWYER the Des
Moines infielder. who was given a trial
here last fall, is sure to go south with
the Nationals the coming spring and
ne given trial at second. But if
Gedeon should be sent to the local club
Sawyer will most likely be allowed to
spend another year in the minors, in
the hope of his developing
The youngsters showing at second
here last fall was exceptionally good,
and there seems to be a chance for him
learning to hit with careful practice.
Manager Donovan of the Yankees ex-
poets to have his infield made up of
Pip at first. Gedeon at second. Peck
inpaush at short and Maisel at third
He proposes to play Lee Magee in the
outfield. where his hitting and speed
will prove to good advantage.
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and Stern. Culligan also received a
b for basket ball.
Tech won from Eastern in the game
between those two schools yesterday
afternoon. the score being Al to % The
contest was played in the Carroll IN
stitute gymnasium. Eiseman of Tech
was the star. throwing thirteen goals
from the floor.
swimming match between the
Naval Academy team is to take place
this afternoon at Annapolis. The fol-
lowing men have been selected to APP
pear against the Midshipmen as repre-
sentatives of the local organizations:
160-yard relay race. NJ. Cults, r. l..
Brassteld. f. 3. Ansley, J. H Winter.
owen Thompson and II. S. Palmer. 40
yard DASH. II. Winter, owen Thomp-
son and VI. S. Palmer 40-yard back
stroke race-karl Knight and r. Ruth
and J. NJ. Cults 1o0-yard dash-Owen
Thompson and f. B. Ansley. Plunge
for distance-Willis Harlan and X. D.
Legge. 22o-yard dash-H. S. Palmer.
X. Knight and E. B. Ansley.
Dean Briggs of Harvard in his an
nual report censures severely the spirit
of suspicion which is sometimes evil
atives of the colleges in their transact
lions. He says that strategy in game
is to be admired but that any dealings
which are not absolutely open and
without political maneuverinS ought
not to he countenanced. Here is how
Dean Briggs treats the subject:
1T is the hope of the committee to
avoid those chickering's. which, magni-
fed by the press, have from time to
time aroused unfriendly feeling, and to
establish in intercollegiate athletics
more generous and open relation than
has existed hitherto. There is no rea-
son why Harvard man and Yale
man should have anything to conceal
from each other regarding their ath-
letes or their athletic policy:
Strategy in a game may be legiti-
mate and admirable. Strategy in the
negotiations of friendly rivals is in
intolerable as it is unjust. The time
for political maneuvering in athletics is
gone and should never have come. Yale.
Harvard and Princeton. closely bound
together in athletic sport are doing
their best to maintain in that sport a
relation of straightforward courtesy.
Bad manners on the baseball field
and tactics that in some cases would
be condemned ds unsportsmanlike are
still regarded by students and the gen
eral public as part of the game, and of
though in general clean players. are not
yet wholly free. A large part of what
players say on the field results from
deliberate adoption of technical vo-
cabularly. cheap and meager in itself,
and at best doubtful in it's purposes
Only false conception of a beautiful
game demands that gentleman in
playing it shall cease to be a gentle
man.