The Marietta journal and courier. (Marietta, Ga.) 1909-1918, 1916-08-04


lished with apologies to Wallace r.
win. creator of Hashimura Togo.
To editor Marietta Journa,
Dear Mister
From Canton, nearby village on
hillside which happen be flag sta
ton because Of fact r. R. owner pre-
fer run choo-choo round hill account
more steam required for pull Mari
eta made socks, chairs and tomb
stones over steep hill, | receive bun
die laundry wash what rap up in rag
called CHEEKY Key Advance" but
only advance | able locate in same
are more price requested Of honor
able prescribers because so few don t
put sufficient go" in the ghost
on Sat. night when type sitter re-
Guire funds for doing so.
Mr.. Editor white | of Chinese ex-
traction | now become patriotic ad-
vocate of safety first" for hyphen
been removed from me by consider
able soak in pot hot soap and water
| most humble convert in prepared
ness parade and strong for AZ point
headline what require red ink for
tell danger Zippelin and other fly
ing Dutchmen. | are for Marietta
first of all other great cities, there
fore | require considerable ink for
take side to lick enemy what repose
on Canton hillside.
At top column next reading mat
ter in paper | articulate about above
| see types what generally used for
make mead of society news of hook
up between Miss Fluffy Hashlinger
and Col Van Dyke Baldbean, but in
types what follow such peek-a-boo
display head are war news of recent
invasion OF Canton by gents who
spend sleep hours in homes of deer
Maryetta.
War news | read make believe aw-
full slaughter of said local gents, but
inquire by me of Hon. Doc Cut Two
holland say had no application for
rent room and bandages by gents re-
turn from warfare. Consequences
of disappointment here make me
blue. This save me price German
dye for clothes wash and require
thankfulness from me- Also it make
possible for add to nickle club save
account at Hon. bank what make
SANITY Claws know when Christmas
arrive.
After considerable read of Ian
guages what used by Grant Rice in
sport columns of Noahs News before
his direct lineal descendant, Noah
Webster, write history of such talk,
l find what modern eloquence call
comeback at beloved paper of
which you happen be chief expense.
Comeback are for what rag claim
you call "wrangling" and "beefing"
Cf Canton. | unable for express
viewpoint on same for reason | live
here many year and never hear such
words used by population. For under
9tard same Investigate LANGUAGE law
book of Hon. Webster. Here I find
'Wrangling' are to disturb peaceful
atmosphere with hot argument. This
cause recollection | never see such
disturbance as are made by two base
Rudsilly of Canton team about eV-
cry play. He run up and tell en-
pire if strike or ball, then run round
and tell pitcherman ana stopshort
and also send word to congregation
who pay for see ball game and not
debate. Further perusaI of language
law book of Hon. Webster fail re-
veal "beefing" 1t describe beef"
which it say are cattle, generally
male cattle-bull COW. More mod
ern language describe it just plain
bull. Bull are chief product of hill
side village and biggest bull works
are RUdsilly who own Advance rag
but play ballbase for sufficient funds
! pay grocer for eats Investigation
| therefore show wrangling and beef
ing are chief occupation. village
where Rudsilly hang out.
From ballbase experts who COM
pose faithful army for Marietta