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500 LINE, MINNEAPOLIS, MINI.
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Wisconsin.
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mart. II. 9. @eroeion, TecOrab, Soma.
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lltberife Sirfer. ,sor n0rmerc unocrretning
tillfrip s2ilhelm tubl, Nolette, u. Eot.
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1916-06-25
City Golf Tourney
To Start at Happy
Hollow Club Today

The first round of play in the an
rual city golf championship tourna-
ment will be held at the Happy Hol-
low club links today.
The play today will be thirty-six
holes. Eighteen holes will be played
this morning and eighteen this after
noon.
The city tournament this, year is
expected to break all records in the
number of players participating. The
Field, Happy Hollow and Country
clubs will furnish their usual large
quota of sharks and the Miller Park
and Prettiest Mile clubs are planning
to enter in force. 1t is probable half
hundred golfers from the latter two
clubs will take part.
Sam Reynolds, Blaine Young,
Ralph Peters and John Redick are,
as usual, favorites, but it wouldn't be
overly surprising if some of the newer
golfers should step in and take some
OF the laurels from the above named
quartet. I'M
A week from today the final thirty.
six holes of the tourney will be played
on the Country club course.
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1916-06-25

as Morton pitches super-human base
ball.
Look where the Dodgers are this
year. What's the answer? Great all
around playing, yes. That is part Of
it. But the real reason is Joff
Pfeffer.. The big fellow is whistling
along this year at an amazing clip.
The Dodgers play their greatest ball
behind him. They have worlds Of
confidence in him; they feel he can
not lose. And by winning with Pfef-
fer in it gives them higher notch
in the average column. That in
creases their natural confidence and
makes them strive all the harder for
the pennant honors.
Always in the Race.
"A club with wonder-pitcher new
err can be counted out of any race.
At times. it may slump and be far
down, but the old confidence never
dies. The players feel that their star
will, in some way, lead them upward
and onward. And so they never
quit; they keep on fighting all the
time.
Early in 1914 the Braves were in
the rut--but the players had conf
dence in big Bill" James. They fig
urcd that he would round into win
ming shape soon and sweep them on
toward the goal. big Bilp' did come
around and when he swung he car
ried Rudolph and Tyler with him.
Instead of having but one star to
depend upon, the Braves had three.
And SO they shot up from the cellar
to the top, remained there until the
race was over and then beat the Ath-
letics in record time.
Two Pitching Wizards.
Connie Mack, during the heyday of
the Athletics career, had not only
one but two pitching wizards-Ben-
der and Plank. That pair carried the
bulk of the pitching burden for years,
and the Athletics won quite an assort-
ment Of pennants and worlds cham
pionships.
Back in 1906 the White Sox won
a worlds championship, with the
weakest batting club that ever reached
the crest Of modern base ball. Their
victory was due to the herculean work
OF Ed Walsh, ably assisted by Doc
White and Frank Smith. The latter
pair did great workout Walsh was
the real uplifter.
And 50 it has been all along. The
team with star pitcher has been the
team that wins, II had my choice
between a mediocre team that owned
one wonderful pitcher, and a team
cluttered up with heavy hitters and
only few ordinary twirlers, l would
choose the former team. And l be-
lieve every other manager in the
game would do the same"
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1916-06-25
Wilbur D'Alene Is a New Conner in
Auto Racing, but He's a Real Demon

Wilbur D'Alene, who is signed to
pilot one OF the new Duesenberg jobs
in the Omaha automobile race July
Is, is youngster who is making
practically his first bid for fame this
year, but already this daring youth
is creating talk among the speed en-
thusiasts and rail birds.
D'Alene is another star produced
in CALIFORNIA; dollhouse OF racing
celebrities. He first started to tool
the steel steeds in the dirt track
races on the coast. Then he hooked
up with the Moross outfit and played
the bush league circuit all over the
country.
Two years ago he made his start
in the big time at Corona. Mechanical
trouble drove him out Of this race.
His next big meet was Elgin the
same year. He made a quick exit in
this race by running hcad-on into a
tree at the celebrated Hornbeek turn,
which he took little too fast for
safety. He escaped, however, without
injury.
Last year DAlene's name was alb
sent from the big league lists, but
this spring he came back again and
he is rapidly making a name for him
self.
He has started in two races this
year, Indianapolis and Chicago. He
finished second to Resta in the former
and at Chicago he hiked home for
seventh money. In the race for Amer
ian Speedway championship D'Aiene
ranks third with $40 points. Resta
and Rickenbacher alone lead him.
Wilbur is the representative Of
the younger generation OF pilots who
are willing to take any chance to OBJ
tain temporary advantage. For any
one to start beating it, is like shaking
a red flag in D'Alene's face. Imme-
diately, he steps on the throttle and
is off in pursuit. In this way he often
comes to grief before his time. Some
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1916-06-25
Leland Giants to
Play the Brandeis

Fred Bradford will lug his Brandeis
crew across the waves for a game
this afternoon with the Joe Smiths OF
Council Bluffs at the latter's new
park. The Smiths have good team
this year and expect to give the
Omahans a run for honors.
Next Saturday "Gabby" Green will
bring his famous Leland Giants of
Chicago TO Omaha for four games
with the Brandeis. One game will
be played Saturday and another Sum
day and a double-bill will be staged
the afternoon Of July 4,
Manager Bradford's ambition to
carry the Brandeis through the sea-
son without defeat, bids fair to re-
ceive jolt with the appearance of
the dusky Chicagoans, who have re-
Gently been reinforced by the addi-
ton Of "Sunburnt" Kelly, one of the
star dinge slabmen Of the country.
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1916-06-25
STAR TWIRLER MAKES TEAM
Players Rally Strong Behind Hero.
Pitcher and Win Majority
Of Their Games.
MINER BROWN MADE THE CUBS
BY FRANK G. MENKE.

One great pitcher can make any
sort OF a ball club perform miracles
said Joe Tinker, when he was IN
town week or so ago. ",fhe history
Of baseball shows that a moundsmar,
who can win from 90 to 20 per cent
Of his games can lift any ball club
to or near the top Of any league.
Miner Brown was such a man.
His wonderful work back in the old
days was the one big reason for the
success of the old Cub machine. II
we hadn't been possessed Of Brown
the chances are we never would have
been in the fight for SO many years.
When Brown faded you know what
happened to the Cubs. They no
longer had star of first magnitude
to depend upon; they didn't have a
man they could shoot in and be rea-
sonably sure at the outset that the
game was won.
The reason the Giants Of 1914,
1915 and 1916 haven't achieved any
thing remarkable is because they
haven had real pitching star. Matty
kept that club in. the fight for ten
years-and more. He was the main
stay. When he went into the box
the old gang behind him was so con-
fident Of his powers that they played
behind him with 'we-can't-lose'
spirit-and they rarely did lose with
Matty at work. Whenever McGraw
wanted to win an important game he
called upon Matty. He knew that
Matty could deliver, if any man could.
Can't Win Regularly.
But now all 10 changed. Matty
isn't the old reliable OF other years,
and no one has come to take his
place. The result Is that the Giants,
without q hurler in whom they have
supreme confidence, aren't winning
with the regularity Of yore.
The Washington team has been a
factor in the American league races
for the last three or four years. Whya
The answer Is Walter Johnson. Take
him away from that club and it leaves
little more than = mediocre collection.
But with Johnson In the lineup it's
. different ball club; it's a team that
plays with fire and with a dash; a
club, that plays beyond itself. 1t
idolizes Johnson, just as the Cubs
idolixed Brown and the Giants Matty
in the old days. And II thinks John
son invincible. Feeling SO, it adds at
least Is per cent to the normal power
Of the club.
Grover Alexander.
1T was Grover Alexander who
won the pennant for the Phillies last
season; it is the same Alexander who
is keeping them in the battle this
season. The Phillies, without Alex,
are not imposing looking, they are
not dangerous. But with Alex to bear
the brunt OF the fight for them; with
his mighty arm to hold back the
batting assaults Of the other clubs,
they are great ball club.
The Cleveland club, on paper. does
not look strong" continued Tinker.
But ii has a grand pitcher in Nor
ton--a chap who is being touted as
second Johnson. He has been
pitching brand Of base ball that
is almost flawless. and this has in
spired the other players behind him.
They have played with dash and
speed that is startling and they will
continue to play that way as long
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1916-06-25
Beginners Shoot
At Omaha Gun Club

A beginners shoot will Be held
q the Omaha Gun club this alter
noon. A sterling silver watch fob
trophy will be awarded the novice
turning IN the high score in twenty
five bird event.
The shoot this afternoon is open
10 any beginner who has not shot ct
more than 500 targets prior to May 1
ihiu year. It is hoped q large num-
Der of beginners will turn out this
Afternoon. Two handsome silver low
'iS cups will be given the two clubs
NebrSska having the greatest NUM-
\ III of entries Ii their beginners
2k00ta and tie Omaha Gun club is
lot after one Of these cups
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1916-06-25

got a record of thirty-four knocl
outs and never lost mill. And
if Jess Willard wasn't a big
cowardly stiff, I'd knock his conk
off,"
"Why not enlist for service il
Mexico?" queried the recruiting
officer.
Give me a guarantee OF $2S,OW
with an option of 90 per cent OF
the gate, ten rounds and node
cision, and I'll see if my man
ager will give his consent" an.
swered the pugilistic as he beat il
for a place where they have free
lunch.
"I'll knock Moran out in two
rounds says Jack Dillon.
"I'll knock Dillon out in two
rounds" says Frank Moran.
If they fight like they press
agent themselves it will be
swell draw.
BY THE DUFFER.
or oil sad words
OF tongue or pen,
The saddest are these,
dubbed my drive again.
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1916-06-25

George and Joe Chip are to sail
for Australia next month. Which
is the reason Les Darcy is in
such jovial mood these days.
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1916-06-25
Where the Amateurs Play
METROPOLITAN LEAGUE,

Modern woodmen. No. CAS-, against
cuivcras, Thlrty-ftrst and Boyd, $3.50 D. m,
stays against W. U. Electrical Club. Fort
Omaha, 1880 p. m.
A. Q. Y, W. against Walnut Grove Ath-
le'ics. Lakeside rark. 1880 ,. M. two games.
i BOOSTER LEAGUE.
National Cash Registers against Beddeos,
Thirty-second street and Dewey avenue, 1850
y m.
Boston Wet Wash against Masdss, Thirty
seventh and Arbor $3.50 p. m.
Trndesman against Southeast Improye-
ment Club. Thrift. first and Boyd, lao .. m,
Trtmble Bros. against Benson Merchants.
Twenty-sixth and Martha. 1870 p. m.
INTER-cITY LEAGUE.
Homestead against Tomaneks, Elmvood
park. east diamond 1850 p. m.
brown Park Juniors against Krajiceks,
Eimwocd park. west diamond, $3.50 p. m
Gate City Machine Works against Thir-
tenth Street Merchants will be forfeited ID
Gate City Machine Works.
Dahlman knights against Minsour, Ava
nue. Cubs will be forfeited to Dahiman
knights,
INDEPENDENT GAMES.
+ Brandeis against Joe Smiths, Athletic
park, Council Bluffs, . p. m.
Foresters against Trimble Bros, Twenty
sixth and Martha, $3.50 p. M.
Council Bluffs Vlctors at Dunlap, la.
A.mours al Blair, Neb.
Stars and stripes at Treynor. Ia.
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1916-06-25
The fan in the Neaehsrs calmly sits,
He promptly torgets sohsn a player Mh
But when that player pulls of muf,
Good night, boys 1t sure is tough.

"Father what is the nine
teenth hole?" asked the potential
presidential possibility after lamp
ing the sport page.
1.-THE nineteenth hole, my son."
answered father, knowingly, sis
where you prepared to charge
upon the twentieth hole over
which your mother presides."
We have seen De Wolf Hopper in all
of his plays,
And like Eddie Foy and his conaieal
Montgomery and Stone get laugh
out Of US,
c. Chaplin's a riot when he starts a
big fuss,
George Conan is funny, and Bill Col.
lier, too,
And Weber and Fields do tickle Us
through,
AL Jolson we're strong for, at Bert
Williams we roar,
At Frank Daniels we giggle till our
throat becomes sore, 49,.
But the funniest sight that we know
Of to laugh at.
Is to see Freddy Bruck when he
comes to the bat.
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1916-06-25
Omaha Rifle Club Will
Hold Weekly Shoot

The Greater Omaha Rife and Re-
volver club will hold its regular week
ly shoot on the new East Omaha
range this afternoon from Q o'clock
until 5 o'clock.
Starting July the entrance fee for
membership to the club will be raised
to SIS and dues will be 81 year.
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1916-06-25
.GG{' s5i yj5P93 f H&e'esi!!e
By Fred S. Hunter

THERE ARE FIGHTERS WHO
+. FIGHT AND THEN AGAIN
THERE ARE FIGHTERS
WHO RIDE IN BIG
LIMOUSINES.
The soldier boys are on the 60,
They're off for hot old Mexico,
They're hearts are gay and eyes are
bright,
They're heads are high and steps
are light,
And they are really going to fight,
For fifteen bucks a month.
But safe up here our pugilists,
Are throwing seven kinds of fits,
1--WE will not step into ring"
With accounts wild they bravely
sing,
"Unless we hear the shekels cling,
Ten Thousand for ten rounds"
The recruiting officer met the
pugilist on the street.
Would you like to have
fight" he inquired.
That's me, fighting is my mid
die name" qouth the pug. 1--WE
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1916-06-25
Warning.

A couple of juvenile minds with
a brand of humor that sails way
over our head, are at work in the
office. We haven't detected the
culprits yet, but we have bunch
a couple of budding Edna Ferb-
er's are going to get some flow
ers they won't appreciate before
long.
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1916-06-25

day, however, he says he is going to
show them all, and lead the field
from the starting post to the finish
wire.
D'Alene's Duesenberg is fast car,
one of the fastest there is and Resta,
De Palma, Cooper, ct al. are going
to have to travel at record clip If
they expect to beat Wilbur gu, of
first money when Fred Wagner gives
the boys the flag at o'clock on July
Is.
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1916-06-25

Anyway. the Giants are good for 800
average. They can lose all Of their games
on the home lot and win 'em all away from
home.
The day book. [volume] (Chicago, Ill.) 1911-1917, 1916-05-05
A cuRE EoR eANNIRALIsM

New York, May 5-Fiji islanders
have forsakeu cannibaHsm for the
movies" The word that they find
the lures of Charlie Chaplin more di-
verting than missionary stews" was
brought here today by Sir Beckham
Sweet-Escott, governor of the
islands, who arrived on the Tuscania.
'aThey would rather go to a movie
show than eat, said Sweet-Escott.
'"They don't like the parlor stuff very
well. Chafie Chaplin and the breezy
western pictures are faVorites."
The day book. [volume] (Chicago, Ill.) 1911-1917, 1916-05-05
SEARS-RoEBUcK STRAW BOSS
CHARGED FOR JoBs-EiNED

Nike DeIlini, 2214 w. Ohio st,
straw boss at sears-Roebuck & Co.,
charged workmen So each for their
Jobs. R. ]. Knight, state chief Of
labor agency inspectors, heard of it.
He got five men to testify in court
against DeIlini. Found guilty of run
ming labor agency without a license
and fined $50.
The day book. [volume] (Chicago, Ill.) 1911-1917, 1916-05-05
WAR MAP

This shows the public square in
Mexico City. Cross marks where gas
oline station will be established by
the Standard Oil Co, as soon as the
American troops occupy the Mexican
capital: