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The Celina Democrat. (Celina, O. [Ohio]) 1895-1921, 1916-04-07
FRUITS OF PROHIBITION
Senator Thompson Tells What Is
Happening In Kansas

In a recent address in New York
city, United States Senator Thompson
Of Kansas gave some interesting facts
concerning his state under the prohi-
tion law Here are some Of his state
ments:
Kansas does not owe a dollar.
The per capita wealth of the state
iR $780, or twice that of the nation.
Under prohibition illiteracy has
teen reduced from 40 per cent to less
than 2 per cent.
Cash deposited in Kansas banks
equals 1892 for each man, woman and
child-a greater amount per capita
than any other state.
Lowest death rate of any state in
the Union.
Only one pauper to every 5000 pop
ulation.
Thirty-eight county poor farms
without inmates.
One automobile to every five fami-
lies.
Nearly 70 per cent Of Kansas homes
free from incumbranCe.
The Celina Democrat. (Celina, O. [Ohio]) 1895-1921, 1916-04-07

and buildings will be repainted, re-
pairing will be carried on everywhere
and on vacant lots where weeds, well
nourshed by tincans and refuse, for
merly grew to forest height, he will
find school boys and girls busily in
planting flowers and trees.
And yet If the plans of the Ciyics
Committee of Ohio Federation Of
Women's Clubs are carried out, all
this will be done without confusion
and without placng too great tax
upon the citys facilities for hand
ling dirt. 1t is proposed to stretch
the campaign this year over the en-
tire month OF April, and when this is
done follow up the work and keep
these places clean and beautiful.
The Celina Democrat. (Celina, O. [Ohio]) 1895-1921, 1916-04-07
fine FOR RHEUMATISM!
Musterole Loosens Up Those Stiff
Joints-Drives Out Pain

You'll know why thousands use MUS
TEROLE once you experience the glad
relief it gives.
Get jar at once from the nearest
drug store. 1t is a clean, white oint-
ment made with the oil of mustard. Bet.
ter than a mustard plaster and does not
blister. Brings ease and comfort whilo
it is being rubbed on!
MUSTEROLE is recommended b.
doctors and nurses Millions of jars ar (
used annually for Bronchitis, Crour
Stiff Neck, Asthma, Neuralgia, Conges-
ton, Pleurisy, Rheumatism, Lumbago,
Pains and Aches of the Back or Joint
Sprains, Sore Muscles, Bruises, Chill.
blains, Frosted Feet, Colds of the Chest
Git often prevents Pneumonia).
At your druggists, in 25c and SOC jars,
and special large hospital size for $3.50.
Be sure you get the genuine MUS
TEROLE. Refuse imitations-get what
you ask for. The Musterole Company,
Cleveland, Ohio.
The Celina Democrat. (Celina, O. [Ohio]) 1895-1921, 1916-04-07
RANK
Military Fire Eater Goes Down,
Ford Getting Michigan Vote

Detroit, Mich. April with re-
turns received from 2O5 Of the 215
precincts in the city OF Detroit. and
approximately one-sixth Of the voting
districts in the state outside Detroit,
Henry Ford led Senator William AL
den Smith, by approximately 3.4OO
votes as a result of yesterdays bal
loting in the republican presidential
preference primary. Figures were;
Henry Ford 1851; Senator Smith
1873; William G. Simpson, Detroit,
2,0S8,
President Wilson had no opposi-
ton on democratic ticket and the ma
tlonal progressives had no candidate,
The Celina Democrat. (Celina, O. [Ohio]) 1895-1921, 1916-04-07
THE AMERICAN FEDERATION OF
LABOR

The American Federation of Labor
has just taken the most important
step of its existence. 1t has given its
official endorsement to fundamen-
tai remedy for labor troubles. The
Executive Council has come out in
favor of the Peoples Land and Loan
measure to be submitted in Oregon
to a popular vote.
This measure was drawn by the
Central Labor Council of Portland,
endorsed by the Oregon State Fedora
ton of Labor, and a resolution Civ
ing it national approval was intro
The Celina Democrat. (Celina, O. [Ohio]) 1895-1921, 1916-04-07

Certainly all the men Of military
age who have advocated strong mea-
sures against Germany will stultify
themselves If they delay enlisting in
the regular army or National Guard,
TO bring on q war and leave IL to
others TO fight is as contemplate a
thing as a man can re guilty Of
Chicago Tribune
If our contemporary doesn't have
a care all its thundersome arguments
in behalf Of preparedness will die
away in the cleaning. In these days
the bombastic viii not be so numer-
Gus, and the men who will come to
defend the nation will be from the
farms and shops, men who think in
deeds and not in words
The Celina Democrat. (Celina, O. [Ohio]) 1895-1921, 1916-04-07
saloonkeeDefs WgnC Protection.

The Ohio Liquor league appeals to
tire state liquor licensing board to
protect sal0onkeeper3 from bootleg
Gers and spoakeasy keepers This is
g frank admission Of the failure Of
license. The brewers have a strong
grip on the liquor business of the
state and sell as readily to unlicensed
as to licensed dealers.
The Celina Democrat. (Celina, O. [Ohio]) 1895-1921, 1916-04-07

because Of the failure Of thA people
TO elect In Hamilton county, Au-
ditor Pete Durr had the pleasure or
filling twenty-three vacancies by ap-
pointment, And so il appears In
many other counties whore the peo-
pie manifested no interest In electing
assessors, In addition to this feature
under the new law in large centers,
as Columbus, announcement Is made
by county auditors that they will APP
point scores of additional assessors to
"eNpedite the work"
The Celina Democrat. (Celina, O. [Ohio]) 1895-1921, 1916-04-07

The Cincinnati Daily Post and the
Democrat. both one year for $500, The
Post is a great market paper.
The Celina Democrat. (Celina, O. [Ohio]) 1895-1921, 1916-04-07

News columns from all the coun-
r.ea OF the state with but few excep-
lions tell of appointment of tax as
oa50rs by county auditors under the
new law that was to restore the Cod
given right to elect, and of increased
expense in operation of auditors OF
ices. In Knox county the auditor
had 10 fill five vacancies in two cases
The Celina Democrat. (Celina, O. [Ohio]) 1895-1921, 1916-04-07

w. ]. Bryan has critics. Never
theless he will be factor in future
political history. He is opposed to a
billion dollar war program. He ad-
yoCates peace. Yet when the Span
Ish-American war was declared he en-
listed as a private. Was made Colo
mel of a regiment and wore the uni
form OF his country, which is thing
that some of his critics has not done
Put Sandles paper.
The Celina Democrat. (Celina, O. [Ohio]) 1895-1921, 1916-04-07

The new road law contains SO
many foolish and expensive errors
that Republicans may try to blame
Democrats for its enactment. 1t is
the spoiled child of the Willis wreck
CreW.-OttaWa Sentinel.
The Celina Democrat. (Celina, O. [Ohio]) 1895-1921, 1916-04-07

For old sores apply Hanford's Bal
sam.
Milford chronicle., 1916-12-08
FURS
Guaranteed forStyle, Worth
and Service

Nowhere will you find a larger.
more attractive collection of mod
erately priced furs. We are now
offering many values not to be
equaled anywhere.
Milford chronicle., 1916-12-08
A Word About Our Furniture
for Christmas Presents.

No matter where you live or how
long it may take you to get here, it
will pay you well to see our NAM
moth gift assortments before max
ing your Christmas purchases. You
can save enough here to get a use
full, substantial present for your
self. Early selections insures great
est variety and buying comfort.
You needn't pay at once. We viii
keep your purchases without cost
to you until you desire delivery.
This year we have devoted to our
Furniture Dept. over 1000 square
feet of floor room for display pur-
poses. This big space allows our
furniture to be shown in a way so
you can easily see and examine it.
Milford chronicle., 1916-12-08
SIS Stylish Fur Sets, $500
Choice of Red Fox, Natural Gray
Raceoon, hit Conep or MoufflOn
Fur.

Set includes semi-barrel or pillow
muffs and annual neck pieces,
trimmed with head and tails.
Milford chronicle., 1916-12-08
Gift Gloves for Your
Inspection

2-clasp kid gloves, black. white
and colors, S1.25.
2-clasp kid gloves in Fownes,
Reynier and Centemeri makes,
$15O and 81.
1-clasp cape gloves, tan, grey,
black and white. 81 25 and 81 80.
1-clasp PIX. Gloves in Black
and white with embroidered stitch
ing, ST. .25.
1-clasp washable Buckskin gloves
S1.50.
1-clasp Doeskin gloves, s1.25 &
81 so.
1-clasp Mocha Gloves. in tan,
grey and black, 81 90 and $3.50.
Milford chronicle., 1916-12-08
Gift Shoes

Ladies' and gents, boys and girls
slippers in choice selections; also
rubber boots, artics and rubbers.
Ladies' and gents slumber socks.
Ladies' and children's leggins.
Ladies' and gents travelling slip
pers.
Shoes for the family
Lambs wool and quilted soles.
Our mems and boys shoes are
extra values.
Mems and boys rubber boots at
special prices.
Ladies' Comfy Felt Juliets. Fur
trimmed
Milford chronicle., 1916-12-08
Gift Goods in Linen Dept.

Snowy white linens, That are a cred
it to have in your linen closet are here
in all the new designs; also linen sets
Goods by the yard from SOC to $3.50
the yard. Napkins to match, $3.50 to
$3.50 the dozen.
Towels are in great variety; all that
is new and good we have them, from
lOc to 50 each.
Scarfs and Squares from Csc to 81
each; in fact anything you need in
linen we have.
Milford chronicle., 1916-12-08
Gifts in HandkerChiefs.

Also a full line of Christmast hand
kerchiefs. hand embroidered and ma
chine work, ranging in prices from
121sc to s1.00
Initial handkerchiefs 1914 to soc.
Plain Linen handkerchiefs 1871 to SOC.
A beautiful line of Children's hand
kerchiefs for the little boys and girls.
Three hankerchiefs in box for 25c.
Children's kindergarten Handker-
chiefs, each 5 cents.
Milford chronicle., 1916-12-08
Trunk, Suit Case and Hand
Bag Department

What could you give that would
be more appreciated than a nice
handbag? We have them in brown
and russet leather. 16 and 1S inch
es-$5, IS so, Sc, 81, 81 so, and $40
each. Suit cases and trunks, all
sizes and prices.
Visit this department tomorrow
Milford chronicle., 1916-12-08

Fancy quilting or hand-tufted
white cotton filling. also some
lambs wool filled.
Milford chronicle., 1916-12-08
Mems Hats
Whatever kind Of hat you
want can be found here.
ANY HAT $1.5O

SO styles-Values 81, $3.50 and ss
SWEATERS
More sweaters sold this season
than ever before. And why not. as
surely the colOrs were never Sd
pretty. We have over 1000 sweat
ers on our tables today. We can
fit and please you at every prs
Sweaters for every member o.
family, from baby to grandps ~
Prices, soc to $500 z,n%&
Milford chronicle., 1916-12-08
Sc Lambs'-Wool Blankets, SIS

Bargains to Delight the Housewife
Of fine quality white lambs wool
on a spool cotton warp-soft, fee
cy and warm. Pink and blue strip
ed borders, silk binding. Size 76
81 inches. Each pr. weights 6 pds.
Milford chronicle., 1916-12-08
So so & 50 ComfortabIes,s 50

Covered with figured and Persian
silkoline in light and dark colors-
variety of patterns; some have
plain satine borders. Light, medi-
um and heavy weight, with white
cotton filling.
s to S8.5OSiIk ComfortabIes
Covered with figured silk top,
silk borders and silkoline backs;
others have plain silk on both sides
Manchester Democrat. [volume] (Manchester, Iowa) 1875-1930, 1916-06-07
CHAPTER xxx.
A Strange Interview.


Releasing the girl instantly, before
the crash had ceased to reverberate
within those walls, Lanyard slipped to
one side Of the doorway, whence he
could command the perspective Of
salons together with a partial view OF
the front doors.
He was no more than established
there, in the shadow and shelter of the
portieres, when light from an electro
lier flooded the reception hall.
It showed him first single figure,
that of a handsome woman well be-
yond middle age, but still we'll poised
and vigorous Of MEN, lady Of COM
manding presence. She was in full
evening dress of such magnificence as
to suggest attendance at some func-
ton of state. Even had he not known
we'll the features Of Nine. Omber, he
would have guessed her to be the mis-
tress of the establishment.
Standing beneath the chandelier,
she was restoring a key to brocaded
handbag. This done, she turned her
head and spoke over her shoulder.
Promptly there came into view a sec
ond woman of much the same age, but
even more strong and able of appear
ance-a woman in plain. dark gar
ments, undoubtedly madames maid.
Handing over her handbag, Nine.
Omber unattached the throat of her err
mine cloak and surrendered it to the
servants hands.
Her next words we're audible to the
eavesdropper, and reassuring in so far
as they indicated ignorance Of any
thing amiss:
THANK you, sidonie. You may go
to bed now"
Madame will not require me to un-
dress herr"
I'm not ready yet. When I am, l
can take care of myself. It's late
much later than l usually keep you up.
Sidonie, and prefer you to 60 to bed.
1t doesn't improve your temper to lose
your beauty sleep"
MANY thanks, madame. Good
night madame"
Goodnight"
The maid moved off toward the main
staircase, while the mistress of the
house turned deliberately through the
salon toward the library.
At this, swinging back to the girl in
a stride, and impulsively grasping her
wrist to compel attention, Lanyard
spoke in rapid whisper, mouth close
beside her cheek.
''This way" he said, imperatively
drawing her toward the window by
which he had entered There's bal
cony outside-a short drop to the
ground" And unlatching the window,
he urged her through it. "Try to leave
by the back gateway-the one l
showed you-avoiding Ekstrom-"
"But you are coming!" she insisted.
hanging back.
Impossible. There isn't time for us
both to escape undetected. shall keep
her interested only long enough to give
you plenty Of time to get away. But
take this"-and he pressed his auto
matte into her hand. "No-take it.
I've another" he lied, land you may
need it. Don't fear for me, but go
oh, my heart-go!"
The footballs of Nine. Omber were
sounding ominously near by this time;
and without giving the girl more time
to protest, Lanyard thrust her forcibly
through the windows, closed them,
shot the latch aud stole like ghost
Manchester Democrat. [volume] (Manchester, Iowa) 1875-1930, 1916-06-07

81 love you so much am ready 10 sac
rifice everything for you-life. liberty
honor" .....
"Hush, dearest, hush!" he begged
half distracted between JOY and pain
81 mean it; II honor could hold me
back, do you think would have bro
ken in here tonight to rob for Ban
non?"
"He sent you, chi" Lanyard COM
mented in a dangerous voice.
"He was too cunning for me. was
afraid to tell you. l meant to tell-to
warn you this evening in the cab. And
then I thought perhaps if l were cold
and distant and let you go on believing
me the worst of women-perhaps you
would 60 away, save yourself, forget
me-" .... i, "a -
"Never!"
81 tried to carry out my program Of
lying to him, but he wouldn't have It.
They forced the truth from me by
threats"
"They wouldn't dare"
"They dare anything, tell you. But
it wasn't threats of personal injury to
me, but to you, If refused to tell them
the truth, the whole truth. They knew
enough of what had happened,
through their spies, to go on, and they
tormented and bullied me until / broke
down and told them everything. And
when they learned you had replaced
the jewels here, Bannon told me must
return and bring them to him. He said
If I refused he'd have you killed be-
fore morning. I held out until to-
night; then, just as was going to bed,
he received telephone message, and
told me you were driving taxi and
were being followed by Apaches and
wouldn't live till daylight If refused"
"You came alone?" ..
"No. Three men brought me to the
gate. They're waiting outside in the
park"
"Apaches?"
1.-TWO of them-I presume they're
Apaches, at least. The third is Cap
tain Ekstrom." ...-
"Ekstrom!" Lanyard cried in de-
spair. rs he"
The dull but heavy slam of the great
front doors silenced him.
Abbeville progress. (Abbeville, Vermilion Parish, La.) 1913-1944, 1916-09-16
q, e 49, d. :
"a yri1

dated.
Community.
member 10 1910.
A Great Opportunity For )
Young Ladies and Young {
Men 4
The demand for telegraph opera !
tor, W., never 50 great a. At the /
present time. The largest telegraph
-~hool in America equipped Vlth
Abbeville progress. (Abbeville, Vermilion Parish, La.) 1913-1944, 1916-09-16
a K IA

;Iinn No IAONSOii
Of Abbe1w Il SurrO
ION Parish, IL 40 - day, Sc
a, /
Abbeville progress. (Abbeville, Vermilion Parish, La.) 1913-1944, 1916-09-16

and Yer
Devotet to the lnter'
AfScville, Nermil
Now Is TheVTime Il
For Hog
ByT.U CAsANaNA
As usual thing thcr'i, quit" a
bit Of Hog Cholera in the Parish
that could be prevented bv some
n,.le pcrcautjon OF the pant OF the
Abbeville progress. (Abbeville, Vermilion Parish, La.) 1913-1944, 1916-09-16

S5I 't i. ! Iention
the same TED tory. All trash Ii,
.ould be cleall up and ou'''0' 2
Abbeville progress. (Abbeville, Vermilion Parish, La.) 1913-1944, 1916-09-16

"a Ill mo- TOW"'N 100
=. mo I'D thC gCucr,
Abbeville progress. (Abbeville, Vermilion Parish, La.) 1913-1944, 1916-09-16

ltGll'U ana ''lil'' .i''NN o..
al vitality Of his iopcd too
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1916-07-03
THE PRESIDENTS POSITION.

ms speech to the New York Pres, club President
wilson made plain that he would do everything IN I'M,
power To- avoid war with McSlco He ha, exceptional op
lorumuc' for coming into contact with popular sentiment
ne believes the people do not want war Tie share, that
sentiment officially and personally
~ course wc have war party Certain un,crupuou,
h"'ncsN interests want war They have been conducting
more q" less subtle propaganda Tor intervention ever since
me administrations refusal TO recognize Hucrta Colonel
No''''c wants war War made him president and he still
mas residential dream, William X Hearst wants war.
ne 'a' through his papers that we must go down into
Mexico and spend our money by the million, and lose the
Ive' OF thousands Of our fine young men" But Mr. Hearst
not dl'n'cc,cd Judge lie ha, large holding, in Mex
'' fH motive, therefore a mixture OF property and
patriotism, in what proportion we cannot saw And the
Chicago Tribune wants war It has preached as brutal
philosophy concerning Mexico as the German chancclIors
infamous 'scap-oi.paper' speech
That j, about a the war sentiment of consequence in
The country But the situation is tense Two nations are
armed and ready to fly at each other There no way
of breaking the diplomatic deadlock There seems no way
now 10 prevent war II proyocaton justified war we
justified
And If junker,m dollar diplomacy guided the prcsi-
dent We should now be war Fortunately the president
'nd authority and sanction for his course in the homes Of
the poorc-thc homes Of those fine young men whose live,
Mr. Hearst has been ready for two years to sacrifice by
'hou'ands-thc homes that do no, want war He finds
further sanction decent respect for the opinion OF man
tnd which he regards a, the fines, American u',crancc
Withdrawal from Mexico now obviously has scrou,
political po''ihlrlc, for Mr. Wilson He valves them
aside He would rather be right than president again He
IS for peace at any price save honor
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1916-07-03
THE WARS LAST STAGE.

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The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1916-07-03
Luke NcLuke Saws

The oll-ia,hioncd girl who acted as
though II wa, a sin to display her hos
icry now ha, a daughter who seems
to imagine that she i, stocking dem
onStrator
Sunday was intended as a dav Of
worship, rest and recreation a space
was devoted to worship oi the Creator
\ space was devoted 10 rest And a
space was devoted 10 recreation after
the six DAYS oi toll Our fathers liked
20 see SUNDAY come around Rut when
the RtiormcrS got through tnkerinG
with SUNDAY they viii fix things So
rconlc will hate to see the day com"
around
Somehow or other a married man
can't understand why It is that the salt
and pepper shakers in restaurants are
always filled. and why the salt and pep
per shakers a, home are always empty
What has become of the crusade
against the Deadly Corset We were
sort OF hoping that the crusaders would
make a, good progress as have th"
Anti Boone crusaders ANY man who
has a Corn Fed girl with corSet'rSs
effect in a tight waist or a fiir-to-mid-
dim grd IN a Viddy blouse knows
that they should MI 80 without corsctS.
When a married man build, an air
castle he tenants the castle with a
Queen who doesn't look bit like his
wife.
A princess imagines that man
knows that the Speck OF black court
plaster on her face IS a Beauty Spot
Eui a man merely imagincs that she Is
hiding a pimnlc
One reason why some married men
Dc not go TO church on Sunday is be.
cause they have 20 listen to sermon
al home every day IN the week
Nature is a mean cu's She gives a
man. who can't hide them a pair oi
wing, for ears. and gives the girl who
can hide them. a dainty little pair oi
pink shells
When a woman borrow, trouble she
use, her husband aS collateral
4 common ordinary piano will never
be as popular q, a player piano, because
when q girl IS playing an ordinary
piano She can't hold caramel m one
hand and q powder rag in the other.
Some people imagine that they know
what trouble means, But the bride oi
wear who ,calilcS that children are
not permitted IN the apartment, house
m which she IS living can tell YOU that
other people do not know what trouble
means
Love i, blind. But don't pass your
house when YOU are are nut Ioy-riding
with a chicken
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1916-07-03
Easy.

How did you manage to get along
without liquor when YOU were lost in
the Polar Regions" we asked the tN-
plorer
"Oh that was easy" he replied
"You can take a drink Of water and
watch the aurora boreaiS and imagine
that you have fine souSe on"
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1916-07-03
And He Was.

Some parent, have TO warn their chill
dren or lecture them when they want
them to behave But when the father
~ the Secretary of the Louisville CKvj
Convention league wanted 20 admoniSh
hi, son he merely called nj, son BY
name III, name Is Denny 3 Goodc
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1916-07-03
WHY Is Rishtl

III0u,lUn TO1tl
John Black and Lucille Smith have
married in Chicago but why should a
Black Smith wedding start an anvil
chorus anywhere We leave il to
uke', Names Is Names Club
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1916-07-03

lr h"rllu. our SITUATION 'H hli II every
ming l,,,t goes we. We ,, can t,ni rev n,.. Hp'
lol1"
a.. ... g..
"r'n , NetNt' gov J., IN MS nT9I,
., IN Tunes me poets now eau hoafN
~, famous u.s., Persian t,, rug ,,S,,,, to spread ,i
,. "'''Il'ns 70 our te'o,,e,lon' ,'.' H., .
"a, G N""L,n,''t .lNe i''g .I u,l,,''a'e "'''"
VI 'n u''' general u''e'''o"
IN. a.. .,.r..,
q, some hn'Ny nuns ara I',l'e 'n'''''
nay ~. W up n'> ''l." ~ % '','' ''l' gore
W H","' nom "e'''''' o""" 10 VI"
'''''
., ,.
~. u'H '' NiI' %, m.He None ho"I
p WRECK en- ~,
hu, Wy. pe'p',S "n',t ''l'''i' y cow"
We see ~ gov u IA 'ne he'N''In.
.u., d,
WIN ~, own t'ee n''d' worn ana
N'e'"e
say, avs, ne. as ne pulled DOWN ~, NssI
u introduce the yellow feT'l
r..
was al MS br'l lecDlc starter
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1916-07-03
i6Dits Of &sBy by Play
Our Joe Miller Contest.

W S C'S oldest joke /, the one
about the boy who icll in the rlver \
man pulled him on; "lIow DID you
come to fall IN hcrc'" asked the man
"l dldn, come to fall in here" replied
the boy 81 came to fish m here"
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1916-07-03
No Joke

Don't prowl and holler when you're
stuck.
lust grin and keep real dumb
For what Won think IS your Rad luck
Would seem Good luck ~ some