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! Co. cThe New York Evening World
getting her rubbers. and I always
blamed her for knocking the burning
cigar down in my now umbrella.
Maybe she didn't notice II, but it
would have been just like her to do N
on purpose. Cat'
But what's that cigar in your um.
brella got TO do with meeting met"
asked Mr., Jarr.
We'll. don't you see. II burned Q
hole in my new umbrella. and whom I
went 10 go out the next day II rained
found my new umbrella ruined and
had to take an old umbrella. The old
umbrella blew inside out. you came
along with n good umbrella and saidO
"'Can l be of any assistance. miss7s
And that's how We got acquainted"
"oh, We would have got acquainted
somehow" said Mr.. Jarr.
oh" said Mrs. Jarr. rcassured. 80
you see how II comes about. Girls
packing things in factories slip Ia
their names and addresses and
And they fall into the hands q
unmarried men," remarked Mr.. JarN
'Rangle was telling mo Of a Ques1
case like that"
"Oh. do tell moi" said Mrs. Jarr.
"Well." said Mr.. Jarr. 'he said &
young friend Of his was going on Q
yachting trip and bought a case Of
strictly fresh eggs to take along. H1
was cook in his turn. and in the mid =
die Of the crate-you know how they
pack eggs7-he found . name ana
address"
"And he looked up the sirl and she
was his ideal. a farmers daughter
and now they are married7" asked
Mrs. Jarr.
NO." said Mr.. Jarr. sadlyi "hS
never found the girl"
'Ohl" exclaimed Mrs. Jarr. - u
keenly disappointed.
HE found her granddaughter n
though" said Mr.. Jarr. "You see,
It had been forty yearN since those
strictly fresh eggs had been packed
and put in cold storage" y
"Oh. you shut up" said Mrs. JarN
"There's no romance in you'll"
But 20 prove her wrong, Mr.. Jarl
asked her who had kept the old
umbrella. Who do you think had?
Neither of them. Such is life!
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70. VIhe New fork Evening world.
things things that would have been
useful In the life she was to lead with
In the means OF her married partner.
know another BRIDE to -be who has
lived restaurant existence for years,
who never cooked a meal-and who
must assume all the responsibility OF
housekeeping.
She has had many opportunities to
learn. but she has been unwilling. al
ways putting 1t off until Il have TO do
It,"
She doubtless expects TO 'live on
love and kisses" She will be the kind
Of wife who will be the best customer
Of the delicatessen store and will po ut
II her husband dares to protest.
BY her unpreparedness she Is paw
ing the path that leads 10 divorce be-
fore she has promised to love and
cherish"
She does not realize that to honest
ly love and cherish" means knowl-
edge Of creature comforts-the saving
| of a dollar as we'll as spending II be-
sides the honeyed words Of the honey
moon.
A few items for the marital plank
| of preparedness may be summed up
as follows:
It Is wise wife who tries to look
| Hs NOT HubDdnu ~ BNe
did when he courted her.
Love, no matter how warm, will not
heat cold breakfa st coffee.
II he has forgotten to kiss you be-
fore parting, don't think he has los,
his love for you: he may be thinking
| how to furnish the money for that
dress you want
Don't expect q hard working hus-
band to do your shopping Just be
cause he happens to be downtown.
Remember that his mother was the
first lady in his heart before you
came.
Don't insist on keeping up with
your neighbor whose income Is more
than yours.
|, Realize that husbands homo 1,
his castle. but It takes two to make
II.
, Adjust your own auarrels. Peace
makers usually hinder more than helI
, as bet ween husband and wife.
Understand that all wife and n,
man friends makes Jack a duh hus
, band.
!, And. above all. the hope for contin
. uous happines lies in building Btronj
I on the rocks OF respect in the peace
| ful valley of give and take.
Is a grain Of toI'y For everything
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TT is tho month Of marriage-when
i June roses and bridal wreaths
are in order-when "all the world
loves n lover and lover loves oil
the world
The bride has the centre Of the
stage. 1t Is her day. All Is hope to
her; nothing seems insurmountable.
which is as 1t should be.
Yet In the midst OF their activities.
how many June brides. with spring
in the air and Cupid in the fore
ground. have reflected on tho real
meaning Of marriage?
How many realize the paramount
Importance OF PREPAREDNESS?
While they are dreaming about the
immediate ceremony with its some
thing old and something new. some-
thing borrowed and something blue"
how many have figured how to keep
the old. the reliable, how never to
need 20 borrow. and how always to
have something new?
How many have prepared tho per-
feot trousseau, but have neglected tho
possible trials7
The other day l was talking with a
young woman who will pay homage
to Hymen In a few days. All winter
long she has been preparing for the
event.
She makes her own living. Through
the day she has been hard at work
and afterward she has burned the
midnight oil far into the night sewing
fluffy chiffons that had been put away
In a trunk to be taken on that tive
weeks honeymoon and perchance tc
remain in the trunk.
For. az she herself said. '-They ar,
almost too pretty TO wear" She ha.
skimped and saved in order to hav,
this OUTFIT like other brides have
forgetful always that such "otheI
brides" have money TO buy more whei
these fiimsy things are useless; who
too. have opportunity and leisure I,
wear them, which this girl can't ye
hope 10 have.
For her fiance In q toiler. barrel.
making enough for the two TO live II
the same comfort that Is theirs now
This bride will wish later on tina
she had used her money for practica
The evening world., 1916-06-20
Famous
Anecdotes

THE Countess of Blessington. who
spent her fortune on the revolu-
tion which was ultimately to
put Napoleon III. on the throne OF
France. suffered. like all others who
had befriended him In his exile, the
reward OF flippant ingratitude.
Meeting her one day on the Champs
Elysees shortly after his coronation.
he gave her scarcely percepuble
recognition. asking with cold con-
descension: How do you do-er-er-
Lady Blessington7 How long do you
remain In Paris?"
"Oh, about three weeks" was the
reply. "And your"
On account OF the increasing num-
ber Of suicides, member OF the
British Parliament asked for leave
TO bring In bill to make It q capital
ofYense.
Charles James Fox. asked II ne had
sent Garrlck a tragedy he had writ
ten, replied: II had. indeed. the folly
to write 1t. but the wit to keep It to
myself"
Lucius Emllius Paulus, a Roman
Consul. being about to divorce his
wife. suffered the remonstrances and
reproaches Of his followers, who
asked: "Is she not chaste2 Is she
, not beautiful"
For answer Lucius took OF hi.
shoe, saying. see this shoe7 II Il
well formed. is 1t not? IL 10 hand
some, Is II not? My friends, no one
, knows where that shoe pinches save
he who wears IT,"
Boilleau, the French poet and ga
tirist. giving a reason for his infiex
ible punctuality. said: Il have Away.
brought forward whenever no /,
waited for"
When the town OF Gritenburg wa,
burned to the ground, Frederick tn.
Great rebuilt the whole place out o
his private purse
In deep gratitude the inhabitant
sent deputation 20 the King t,
thank him for this benevolent proc
OF MS rONOf, Inc reply was worth
OF the man: "You have no reason L
y thank me-" he said. ut is my duty L
u assist my subjects In distress. 70
y no other purpose am | King"
a The Duke di Montausier. preccplo
TO the Dauphin. son OF Louis XIV
being told by the King that he ha
pardoned man who had killed nine
teen persons after having been par
:, doned for the first murder he com
:, mitted, replied sire, he killed br
v one Your Majesty killed the nine
teen"
A tiny son of one Of the crew ,
tho British cruiser Peacock. dun
,e ing the action with the United stat,
10 vessel Hornet, amused himself
IN chasing "A goat between decks e.
e. affected by tho destruction ar
- death all around him, he persists
IN MI cannon ball came and took q
l. both the hind legs ~ tho goat, whe
1 seeing hcr disabled, ne Jumped a
s. triic, saying. Now, I've caug
YOU"
The evening world., 1916-06-20
Hits From Sharp Wits

No matter how accomplished a lin
guist a man may be and how many
tongues he has mastered, he VIII
never be able 20 master his wife's.-
Columbia State,
Some people are so ready 10 take
some kind Of medicine at the least
lndlsposition that they seem TO be-
lieve health is purcha sable at the drug
store and that II is kept In jars
Milwaukee News.
A court composed entirely OF women
would never render unanimous de-
Clslon.-Dcscret News.
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Letters From the People

cannot reach the posts tumble about
the car. not having anything TO hold
on for support. A. j. III.
French Historical Fiction.
IN ths Diltnr OF rhe Evening World;
Can some reader suggest some
good French History Fiction" OF the
Revolutionary Period or OF the reign
Of the Louis" or "Ilanrys"" Some
what OF the style OF Dumas q have
read all his works. or, MS | am in
pursuit of pleasure rather than knowl.
edge, some good purely hctonarN lt-
erature OF these interesting periods .
~ y. >.
The evening world., 1916-06-20

No man can DO his best work
while a loafer is watching him.
Toledo Blade.
The usefulness OF major troubles
is in that they teach ti4 folly Of
worrying much over minor oncs-
Albany Journal.
Another pathetic little feature Of
the situation Is the way all your
friends have just loaned somebody
their last nickel whenever you want
TO make little touch.-Columbia
State
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second Cousins.

second Cousins.
To the Eltor Of me Etenins world.
A niece and aunt have thildren,
What relation are they TO one an
other? Nj >
New subway Hogs.
To ,h. Editof II The Erenins worlf
In the new subway there ara posts
instead Of straps, which are intended
tn oe used to hold ones self steady dur
ing the movement OF trains, but gen
orally there az" "a few hogs VINO lean
agHIuPt 'hr7D posts even Nhcn the
The evening world., 1916-06-20

0ratn Of toIy For everything
vou hare gained something elseEMERSON
The evening world., 1916-06-20
June Brides and Preparedness
BY Sophie Irene Loeb =

Copyright, 1919 Evening World
The evening world., 1916-06-20

The Duke di Montausier. preceptor
10 the Dauphin, son OF Louis KIN,
being told by the King that he had
pardoned n man who had killed nine
teen persons after having been par
doned Tor the first murder he COM
mitted, replied; Sire, he killed but
one, Your Majesty killed the nine
teen"
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1916-09-27
WITH THE MOVIES
ORPHEUM
Chaplin in zone A. NJ"

S"oHsJV !" VIC ~ We
That Charles Chaplin causes more
laughter than any other comedian
has actually been demonstrated by a
new scientific instrument called the
acougraph. The word means to write
sound. ~~.> H.
The acougraph is delicately at.
tuned instrument which translates
sound waves into lines on sensitiZed
plate. Laughter sets a needle travel.
ing over the plate. The distance trav-
eled horizontally measures the dura.
ton of the laughter, while the dis
lance perpendicularly measures its
loudness. These instruments were
placed in a number of theatres in
large cities where Chaplin and other
comedies were shown. In the Chap.
lin plays the needles horizontal pro-
gress practically was unbroken, show
ing that laughter was continuous from
the beginning of the picture to the
end In it's perpendicular course the
needle reached nearly to the top of
the plate, which measures by thou
sandth parts. The needle registered
but 100 in the nearest competing
comedy, showing that the laughs were
ten times as loud in the Chaplin COM
edies as any other. The broken hor'
izontal lines in other pictures record
ed that the prolongation of laughter
in Chaplin comedies was about TWEEN
ty times as great as any other.
Charlie Chaplin will be seen mat
inee and tonight only in his latest
Mutual special comedy, Zone A. NJ"
The first evening performance will
start tonight at 7:15 and the second
at 8:45. If you wish good seat come
early and avoid the rush. The mat.
inee will be given at $3.50 and the
prices are 5 cents for children and
Is for adults, in the evening the reg.
ular prices of 10 and Is cents will
prevail. '..' ..'''- .
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1916-09-27
STATE BAR MEETING /.
At DEVILS LAKE

jamestown, Sept. 26.-Secretary
Seller has notified members of the
Bar Association. of the business that
will come before the annual meeting
at Devils Lake Wednesday and Thurs.
day next. There will be a number
Of addresses and reports from chair
men of committees, including report
from Judge S. E. Ellsworth, chairman
of the committee on Jurisprudence and
law reform. Among the important re-
ports will be that of l.. E. Birdzell, on
uniformity of taxation, including cor.
porations in general and real estate.
Penal institution laws, Hon. E. P.
Kelley, on reform in public charitable
institution laws, A. w. Aylmer on
County Court practice, Judge Knauf
on redistricting the judicial districts
of the state, A. G. Divet on a plan
to revise the probate code.
The illegal charges of fees in mort
gage foreclosure, and falso affidavits
as to fees, will be reported on by one
member from each county. ..s
Hon. w. J. Bryan will give an ad-
dress Thursda.:, afternoon, Hon.: b..
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1916-09-27
Glass; Of Hot Water
Before Breakfast 7
a Splendid Habit
Open sIuices Of the system each
morning and wash away the
poisonous, stagnant matter.

Those of us who are accustomed tC
feel dull and heavy when we arise;
splitting headache, stuffy from cold
foul tongue, nasty breath, acid
stomach, lame back, can, instead
both look and feel as fresh as a daisy
always by washing the poisons and
toxins from the body with phosphated
hot water each morning. !.
We should drink, before breakfast,
a glass of real hot water with a tea.
spoonful Of limestone phosphate in
1t to flush from the stomach. liver,
kidneys and ter yards of bowels the
previous days indigestible waste, sour
pile and poisonous toxins; thus cleans.
ing. sweetening and purifying the
entire alimentary tract before putting
more food into the stomach. l
The action of limestone phosphate
and hot water on an empty stomach
Is wonderfully invigorating. It cleans
out all the sour lamentations, gases,
waste and acidity and gives one a
splendid appetite for breakfast and
1t is said to be but a little while until
the roses begin to appear in the
cheeks. A quarter pound of limestone
phosphate will cost very little at the
drug store, but Is sufficient to make
anyone who is bothered with bilious.
Tess, constipation, stomach trouble or
rheumatism real enthusiast on the
subject of internal sanitation. Try
1t and you are assured that you will
look better and feel better in every
way shortly, .....
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1916-09-27
WILL COOPERATE TO
CONTROL FLOOD WATERS

Fargo, n. D., Sept. 26.-That the
Minnesota authorities desire the CO.
operation Of the authorities of North
Dakota in taking action in a large
way toward the prevention of floods
in the Red River valley, is the as.
surance given in a letter to Prof.
Herbert A. Hard of the local commit
ee from Gov. ]. A. A. Burnquist of
Minnesota.
Professor Hard has just received a
letter from Governor Burnquist in an
swer to an inquiry sent by the local
committee and in this the governor
states that data is already being COL
lected on floods, drainage and reser-
voir construction, such as has been
recommended for North Dakota. The
work in Minnesota is being financed
from the governors contingent fund
and much is being accomplished.
Professor Hard states that some
provision to finance the North Dakota
work must be made soon if any real
progress is made toward relief on
this side Of the river. Two engineers,
A. l.. Croker, chairman Of the Min.
nesota Development commission, and
E. V. Willard, state drainage engi'
neer, and a geologist, have been EN-.
ployed to make a preliminary surveJ
for Minnesota. f..
In Governor Burnquist's letter, he
sends a pressing invitation to PROBES.
sor Hard, J. p Hardy and local engi'
neers to meet in aseries of confer
ences relative to the interstate prob
lem. Professor Hard states that
North Dakota is unable to send a
representative to the conference
which is being held held today at
Granite Falls, owing to the lack OF
financial provision.
Professor Hard says that the stur.
dy way in which Minnesota is going
in for flood control is we'll shown in
a circular issued by the All Mime.
sofa Development association, a copy
of which has been received by the
local committee and portions of which
are as follows: :.,-
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1916-09-27
DR.. COX SUCCEEDS
BRISTOL At u"
Appointments to North Dakota
Faculty Announced by Presi-
dent McVey J.

Grand Forks, N. D., Sept. 26.-Pres
Frank l.. McVey of the University Of
North Dakota has returned from Bis
marck, where he has been attending
the September meeting of the state
board Of regents.
A number Of appointments were
made at this meeting, among the
most important of which was the ap
pointment of DR.. ]. w. Cox of the col
lege of medicine of the University
of North Dakota, as acting director
Of the state public health laboratory
to fill he place left vacant by the
resignation Of DR.. L. D. Bristol
George E. Richardson, who gradu
ated from the university last June
was made assistant Of bacteriology
and was placed in charge Of the
branch laboratory at Bismarck. He
has already begun his work.
Miss Minna Nyberg. a graduate OF
the Swedish hospital Of Minnea polls
was appointed to fill the place Of uni
versity nurse, left vacant BY the res
ignation Of Miss Alice L. Smith
Nurse Nyberg has had extended ex
nerience in the dispensary of the
University of Minnesota, and in the
work of the summer camps of visit
ing nurses. She will not act in the
capacity of instructor. but will have
as her duties those OF resident nurse
and superintendent of the housekeep
ing in the residence halls.
Confirmation was made Of the an
pointment of DR.. ]. Grassick of this
city, as university physician. DR.
Grassick will give two hours week
to the work of the university dispen
sary, of which he will be in charge
Consultation and health advice will
be given free of charge. DR.. Gras
sick will be supplemented bv Dean
H. E. French and Nurse Nyberg.
Leave of absence was granted Dr.
G. A. Abbott to attend the annual
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1916-09-27
GRAND

Many widely advertised beauties of
the stage have appeared on the screen
only to prove disappointment to the
motion'picture public, but in Kitty
Gordon, the new World Film star, to
be seen at the Grand today, in film
version of the novel, GAS in a Look
ing GLASS;" is the guarantee of Wis
ion of loneliness to satisfy the eye of
the most critical. -i~s.n
In the story of "As in a Looking
Glass;" which deals with diplomatic
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1916-09-27

w. Shaw of Mandan, president of the
association, will deliver an address, as
we'll as J. G. MCGEE, Minneapolis,
Tracey Bangs, Grand Forks, and P. D.
Casey.
There will be a banquet Wednes.
day evening given by the attorneys
of Devils Lake.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1916-09-27

histrionic ability of the first order,
and it is with this in view that Orrin
the Lubin Company for the part. With
Johnson was especially engaged by
the direction entrusted to Edgar Lew
is no technical requirement was left
to chance. As.t. ~
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1916-09-27

meeting of the American society in
New York City, September $3.50.
The matter of the rules and regu.
lations of the, university was discuss
ed, but no action taken.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1916-09-27
BISMARCK

Orrin Johnson, who has the lead in
the Lubin Company's elaborate multi
pie reel production Of Anthony P.
Kelly's sermon drama, 1.-THE Light at
Dusk" requires full exercise of his
conceded artistry in interpreting the
unusual role Of, Vladimir Krestovsky.
The character is that OF a Russian
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1916-09-27

peasant who takes the plunge into
the melting pot Of America and en-
erges a steel king. In this reincar-
nation he grasses from his mind all
memory of the faithful little wife he
left in Russia, changes his name to
Krest, INDUCES in social aspirations
and, still forgetful of his wife, mar
ries a society belle. Accurate delin-
cation of the successive changes in
this evolution of character calls for
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1916-09-27

ceptional opportunities to display her
emotional dramatic gifts. In addition
the exigencies of the plot give the
star full scope as to costume, with
the result that she appears in the
most marvellous array Of gowns and
hats ever seen in a film production.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1916-09-27

The newspaper is the street that
runs through the minds Of the COM
munity. Your nameplate ought to be
on that street. rr= .,:.-.... .l.,l, ..-,.,2,.
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1916-06-06
MISS ELVA HOOSER
Acquires an Interest in the
J. 7. Edwards Company.

Miss Elva Hooser, who for a num-
Der of years has been associated with
the ready-to-wear department Of
Frankel's store, has acquired an in
terest in the j. T. Edwards Company,
and will 90 east with Mr. Edwards
August LIST to buy fall goods.
Miss Hooser is now taking her va
cation, but will be glad to take spe.
cial orders from customers who wish
to give them between now and the
time she goes east.
The addition of Miss Hooser's tai
ent and experience to the Edwards
Company viii be a distinct asset fol
that popular store, so literally patron
lied by the ladies.
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1916-06-06
STORM AT
MORCANFIELD
Bud Norton Caught in Barn
Wreck, May Die, Buildings
Unroofed, Trees Uprooted.

Morganfeld, KY, June2. All wire
communications with this city were
broken off at O'Clock yesterday af-
ternoon by the severe electrical storm
that swept the place, accompanied by
hail and a high wind. Such damages
as have been reported by messengers
seem to indicate extensive property
losses in the surrounding districts.
bud" Norton, brother of George
Norton, farmer near here, was caught
in the timber OF a barn when it col.
lapsed in the wind and it is feared
that his skull may have been fractur-
ed.
The largest single property loss so
far reported was the wrecking of one
end of the tipple building and a side
of the boiler room of the Hercules
Coal company, when the company's
smoke stack blew over onto them.
The warehouse belonging to Lee Red
ford was also razed by the wind.
Trees by the hundred suffered du-
ring the storm. In one instance a
cherry tree a foot in diameter was
uprooted and borne a distance of SO
feet Three chimneys, on the homes
of William Dyer, j. G. Taylor and
John Sugg, were scattered over the
roofs and the home of Mrs. Kate
Greenwell was unroofed. The ac-
companying hail shattered window
glasses in many instances.
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1916-06-06

When you want fire,
tornado, life or bond in
surance in the Oldest
Strongest Companies
see II. ID. WALLACE
Office up stairs, over
Anderson-Fowler Drug
Store, Corner Ninth and
Main.