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The Detroit times., 1916-06-22
Births
ROYS


TONY brandt. ass Woodbridgs F..
Ferdinand J. Gagner. a2 Eighteenth,
George Dillenborghe, Grace hospital,
Frank Klein. $50 East Grand blvd,
Julius Freyman, al Rush. AlcVan-
de: Cursie. Harper hospital: Louis
woman's hospital, Edward Jacque,
tst Renlteau: Edward L. Burns. 20
soften: Herman noMgroW, rs PHILIP.
p T% H tss Mi los M Mom"s SEM SmE
anyck. 92s rarnsworth: Chas. T.
Bartlett 1907 Sprinswells; Paul Wa
liniee. 1868 Scotten Thomas Carter,
ls5 Moran. Frank purc5l: ASS MAY
wealth: Joseph Rsrtltmene s7s
Grandy; Joseph wstwacki 1917 81.
S Sgsn Ai f:T' aShs Gs f",S @Ss
teenth; August a Paschke. SIS CON
cord: feslie Bowie. 2l0 Hague John
Erickson. $50 Robins; Eugene Zynde,
1910 Concord, Stanislaw Kalnta; III
boldt. Rheinhelt Kottka. 20l Hum
holdt; Charles \. Kenney; lIs5
Campbell Anthony Lbikowsk', 2s0
Garfield, Edmond rupert, $50 Du-
bots Walter LadclifIe. sal Garland;
Ballnt RernaI 90. SprinRwells Is. VIM
X hrleEnOU, W oman notpltHls
Louis Sokolowski. 1850 Chopin, Peter
Korbsl. SO Kirby F.: .Antoni wy
gonik. il0i Military, Alex Korwek
81 Gilbert Stanislaw Stavay ltI3
Michigan ". J. Brow, II Waterfront;
Alexander \. MacDiarmid. Harper
hospital, Lloyd Vandercook. i4s2
Twenty-hfth; l. Bayard TIttell, 81
Hanover. John T.. Breen. 1900
waterloo; John Czernecki S2S Rio
John Taylor 29s Philadelphia w
Edwin O. Hengelherg, Harper hos
pital. Stanley SobeckI, 1873 Dearborn.
GIRLS.
Walter. Gromadzky, 1851 Junction
Peter Lehn, II Clcotte: Stanley Dix
DiiIenborghe, drace hospital. Alvin
n Johnson. 2s2 Wabash. Fred Prong.
Grace hospital Royal r. Bates. 276
Seminole. George Taylor. 22h Gar
held Adolph Bazant. 10 Lawton
christ Rock. Beulah Home sanl-
tarium, Jerry -Hlavacek. EOS Antoine
harold w. Dimeen. us crawford
Frank " Hannenberg, 1913 Eight
eenth. John HaJduk, IS Norton Vim
g. Arends a3t Meldrum. Cashmere
Rladski. SEA Cherc: Arthur W
Strecter. 69- West Grand blvd. Geo.
= Collins. II Clark-ct Peter Han
ser, s42 Canheld r. Albert Abe. l5T
Helen; Alhert Borkowska, 10 Adele
Emmett Weysr, ao12M Field. Albert
Przybylowicz i0f HAMMOND; Edward
Froehlich, 62s Pennsyivania Rem
iamin n Timpf. SO Scotch: Sam
uei Reid % Leonard John y Well
houseu 233 Blaine. StanislaN Rypcz-
ynsks. t33 Hancock y Lee y. Red
The Detroit times., 1916-06-22
Marriage Licenses.

Joseph siepietowski %. Mary
Geijp. 81.
Richard Tottach. 90, Detroit. Mar
guerite Bammee, 20, Marine city.
Gerrit Ban Zanen, %. Martha p.
Amama, %.
Frank Young. q, MarcoiIue DICK,
90.
John BlonskI, 81 Frances Laska,
Harvey Johnston, %; Leo,a can
Charlie. Conway. 30 Minnie Hsh.
warden. 80.
Donald II. Johnston. 81. Detroit;
Katheryn G Moore. n. Midland
Frederick W Kamp, 20, Blanche
Robinson. Is.
Mark Goodcll 90. wyaudotte,
Lottie T. Bachler -. Dearborn.
Antony Przygockt 81 Martha
80 mttss%iie .:pi'sIey -, Rncna $.
Frank Rosser 90 Minnie Crab
r. Gerard. a5, vlatda Racette,
Maxwell : Frledland. - Daisy
;, William T. Turner 90 Eliza
Henry EnseL 81. Ncw York; Elsie
/. schwartz. -, Detroit
Frank G Milka. ~ MARI Kitty. %.
Leonard Lachr. -, Detroit lohan-
Daniel kessler, IS. Iermjna r.
' John Slsdcwskl 20. stofania MIRO
Gndrey Ewo.lnk 81. Tatarnyno
kincel Eisymt eS LudwtKa Lon
Harold q carron. -. Florence T.
Jesse De witt. 81 BESSIE r. Main
Klher, Kolch. 90 Mary l. Stroh-
c6srles w Marquarat, 6: Lulu r
Io ,sir" Cohen. %. ida Goldstelr 2s
Victor Heb"r, Jr. rs Florence
rioyd l. Smith. 20 Detroit. cecil
C. walker. % Nashville.
John Hawlik. % Ksrolina Rru-
Horfer, 6 wenrolL 20; Katherine
Albert f. Jackson, al rrcno r
RegiraId " Abraham. On Detroit:
Ulldq X Morgan, e Isle y Wight
John 7 oLeary. 20, Katherin" T.
rank Rrzeczklewica ~ Elizabeth
clement Consineau, 20 Laura Pen
John Gabris. 70. Anna Paior. IS
Thomas 7. Edwards. -. cleveland /,
sadie NJ Gave -. Detroit
Paul s,es 20 Detroit .Io,, Gertrude
stsn'slaw. T.aurenaitis. p. Antose
Frank Gastomelsky. %; Lizzie sax.
samuel !. Epstein, AZ irene F. slo-
walter l. Hartwen, "a Nancy
Michael W. Naher. 2s Mary +.
Peter Marudas. 20; Helen Kapaku.
1oseph W. colburn. "a: Emma Lin
kerhoher %
wiliism +. Lanslol'. IS. Elmira
Emilio Marteucl. 81: zuIntI''a
wriiiam Rsnwick 30: Anna Ford
William J. Morrison %; T.ech f
NT edward G Kolt,. g uleoIana
Park abba schmelzle. %, SAM.
Tohr Demarls, %; Margaret Diet
= EdTord Godfrey. %; Emma Por-
10 Otto o. stolbert. "a; selma rlck %
Donald q Bryan. 81; MarEar"t
William Peters. &c, Emma Farley.
peter l. Miller. 2s. Detroit; Irene
DeVois w nriscou. 40 Detroit
Mildred +. Ferneding. %. DAYTON.
wilbcrt y Rudolph. ss Augusta
Grover Riddle, 2s Mabel l.
Waiter Thomas 20: Esther stew
ems 10
The Detroit times., 1916-06-22

ELDREDGE-E Eliza B.. aged s2,- wild
OW OF John Y. d, mother Of Curtis
Is Funeral Thursday at 80 p.
m from 232 Putnam ave. Kindly
omit flowers.
BOEHM-At residence In Dearborn.
Maud -. beloved wife Of William
Poenm and dear mother Of Glenna
and Lola Boehm, aged - years. Fu-
neral Thursday at 2 p. m Eastern,
from residence. and burial North
view cemetery Via auto,
nj TLER-Byron b. June ~. 1916. ~
the home OF his son, :. Butler, 2j5
Llucoln-avc.. husband of the late
Eliza J. Butler and beloved father
or y, I. and s Butler and Mrs. :.
Kramer and Mrs. VI. Heaton. Flu
neral from the residence. 25S Lin
coin. Thursday. June %. 10 a. m.
Burial at Tyler-st. cemetery.
EIDREDGE- Eliza r.. aged 50, wild
CIV 81 John V. n. mother OF Curtis
n. Funeral Thursday at ESQ 2S2
Putnam ave. Kindly omit flowers.
HoCk 20. 1915. at her rest
dcnCe. Clio pelaware-ave.. Ann Ma
RE, beloved wife OF Edmund @.
Hock and daughter OF Mr.. and Mrs.
Harry \. Hammond. OF Chicago.
III: sister 81 Mrs. Il G. Aufderheid.
- indianapolis Ind, and Harry
Hammond, Jr. Funeral Friday from
residence at $50, to ST. Agnes
church at o'clock.
REG ' June IL, 1915, AT residence.
4aG SiNteenth-St.. John, beloved son
~ Jennie and the late Timothy
Regain. dear brother OF william
Jennie Earl and Leo Regain. Mrs
L. Alexander and the late Timothy
Regain. IT. Funeral Thursday from
residence At SIS to st Vincent =
church at 8 o'clock. via limousine
SCHINDIER-Junc 20, Michael, at
his residence, $40 Fourteenth-ave,
beloved husband OF Belle Reichen-
bach SCHNEIDER and father OF Ray
mopd. Walter, George. isabelle
Adele. Edwin and Elmer SCHNEIDER.
Notice uf funeral later.
THOM NS--June 10. 1916. Evan f. be
loved father Of John :, Thomas and
uncle Of Evan Lo Heup. age u
years. residence 40 Trumbull-ave.
Funeral services at Masonic temple
auditorium Thursday afternoon ~
o'clock under the auspices ~
kilwiuuing lodge No, 297. +. and
A NJ Interment at Woodlawn
cemetery via autos. Toronto papers
please copy.
WARD June rs. 1918. at New York
city Mabel Lee. beloved wife ~
Wills &. Ward mother Of Mrs T..
s Strong. Ir.. and Harold l.. Ward:
sister OF Mrs Robert NJ Chamber
lain. Detroit. and Mrs. Clarence IT
Meredith. Los Angeles. Cal. Funer-
81 services at home. Orchard Lake.
Mich. Thursday at 2:30 p. m. Spe-
cial car viii leave Elizabeth-St
and Woodward-ave at IL o'clock.
The Detroit times., 1916-06-22

man. gs3 Beaubien; Benjamin Ben
son, rs stanford, Joseph Cycon, 5ss
Mitchell. Albert Folis. 363 Hamond;
Frank Yeczey, Sc Thirty-ffth; Louis
Stalper. Harper hospital: David
Stackable, S32 Sixteenth Albert L.
HRrlRnd. Grace hospital; Julian Cich-
ocki. SIS Orleans, Jakob Xwolen, 400
Superior. VIM. W. Phelps. Grace hos
pital annex. Joseph Sauer, ProNi-
dcnre hospital. Joseph Duds, 2AN
Thaddeus, Ian Mrosek, Noss; John
PaChla 1926 Dubois. Bernard
Wrosch, ii33 Jos CampAu: Edward
II. Cole 657 Agnes, Joseph kuchle.
1883 Forest r.
The Detroit times., 1916-06-22
BURGLARS GET $500
FROM OFFICE ON
JEFFERSON-AVE.

Burglars entered the Office OF the
Becker & Becker Furnace Supply
Co. No. II Jeffersonave., early
Wednesday morning, and secured
about 5000 In checks, according 10 a
report received by the police. En-
trance was gained through win
dow and the safe was opened. This
is the second robbery OF which the
company has been victim in a year
On the former occasion the rob.
bers secured about $1,000
The Detroit times., 1916-06-22
WILSON URGES
BIGGER NAVY
Wants Three Battle Cruisers,
Four Dreadnaughts and Four
Scouts This Year

WASHINGTON, June 22.-Presi.
den; ' rs,nh i,..s decided the full
Are; lear program recommended oy
the general board q: the navy should
be adopted by congress. THIS pro-
gram includes construction during
the FIRST year Of three battle Lruis.
e.<. four dreadncushts and four
scout cruisers.
The Detroit times., 1916-06-22

There are colonies in the north
Of Russia. beyond the Arctic circle,
which have not yet heard Of the
Russo-Japanese war, and certainly
have no knowledge OF the present
war
The Detroit times., 1916-06-22
Deaths

Onofrio Dlmsrio. 10 Riopelle,
years. hronchu pneumonia thhies
Smithae. Herman kiefer hospital.
years, diphtheria: Charles Brokar'
Herman Ktcfer hospital 10 years. 70,
Cial crvsipclas; Juliana Wuescke, 2oI
Jay - years pulmonary tuherculo-
siS John BukOwski. ss2 Harper
f ,ihsoaiti s. years, general par| nSsrs
mitrsl iusufnctency, Gertrude NJ IS
Hawkins l26 East Euclid, - years
acute eudocarditis; Freda Duron, 10
arrorh ~ liver. Patrick Mulcsre. emil
drcr's Free hospital. year. acute
par"nchymatous baby Anna McNlcsI;
Grace hospital. ! month. intestine th,s
dr"u's Free hospital, . months pneu-
mouocoCcus meningitis; Charles Mul-
denhour, Chlldren's Free hospital
lin a. Walker. $50 Jefferson. 50
years. cerebral thrombosis; Peter
Stoyos SOC Franklin, years. diph-
th'rIs Edna q. Loweke, 800 crane,
Harry Newman, Lumley and Michl-
gan, IL wears, suffocatlon by drown
ing otto Parnitzky Receiving hos
ptdI ~ years. inquest penang
Frank Mueller. Receiving hospital. 30
ycsrs, myoCarditis, Joseph Ssdach
26S scott 80 years. paralysis Edward
owakOwskI. IS Herbert. l6 wears
drowning Ira VI, MASSEY. $50 TWEEN
u w ~ fhI = IiuNI pFl al SFI'N-..
mia. Stanislaws Rorpslska. 1872 81.
Nuhin. , years, convulsions. celia
J Gilman 416 Drake. 46 years. can
Ger ~ We NH. conrad Hild. $50 Or
leans. 25 years. phthIsis pulmonitis;
Joseph Pokrieflta, 500 Watson. s5
years, carcinoma gastrica: Clair
Wood 10 seventeenth. - years. pull
mouary tuberculosis Ralph G. Smith,
Grace hospital. about 90 years. acute
djlitatiOu - heart: Jennie NJ. Gal
hrsith 2i5 seward. So wears, chronic
par"NCh ymatous uephritis. Joseph
Rudcuncndcr Little Sisters Of Poor.
- wears chronic bronchitis; James
A Bcattv. $751; Grand River. ~
years. mitral reorganization.
The Detroit times., 1916-06-22

CHICAGO-Charlcs s. Jackson's
threat 10 Join tho United States
army cost him the love OF his wife.
he alleges, In an alienation suit for
$4,000 Hled against Mrs. Jackson
brother and sister
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[)E:)p !! !: : ::
p,Al;f !
ONE CENT A WORD

Cash with order: II charged. &c a
line.
No transient advertising Inserted
for less than I5c with cash: n
changed lSc per insertion
The above rates apply 20 all classi-
hcations except Births, Cards OF
Thanks. Obituaries. Meeting Notices.
etc,
Births. Deaths, Cards Of Thanks
and Meeting Notices Minimum
charge 35c for % words or less Each
additional word. ! lac.
The Detroit times., 1916-06-22

The DIlton- Morsn bout hss pro-
Rressed so far that they are now
spnrrirs oniS roiumn n day over
the referee.
The Detroit times., 1916-06-22

The receipts OF Cass Technical
highs minstrel show in the audi
forum OF Central high school were
1925. and OF this 500 was for ex-
penses The remainder went TO the
orchestra fund. and will be spent
for instruments. which are 10 be
loaned TO students who are imam.
cially unable to furnish their own.
The annual Western high school
alumnae excursion 10 Sugar island
will be held Saturday Among the
interesting events scheduled for the
day are TO be novelty races. swim
ming contests and game OF indoor
baseball between alumnae girls and
Western girls. This will be the last
outing given by the high schools
during the semester.
Frank t.erch resigned recently as
president OF the Western High Alum
nj association Miss Gertrude Thomp
son was chosen 10 fill the vacancy
until the next regular election. Miss
Doris Phillips was chosen 10 sue
coed Miss Thompson as secretary.
The commencement number OF the
Beacon" Western highs paper. Is
of the press The issue contains
the pictures OF the graduates and
the faculty. and a general account of
the work the school has done dur
ing the term in athletics, debating
literature, etc. Virginia Blick is
editor.in-chief. Claude Cowlcy. as
sistant edltor.in-chief; Thelma Han
son. art editor; Rena Bates, circu
lation manager: Margaret Dill. as
sistant circulation manager; John
Rankin. Jack Burr and Julia Russell,
advertising managers: Gladys CHM
Eleanor Hannah. Mena Cooper and
John Hosmer. associate editors.
The Detroit School for the Blind.
In the Franklin school, will graduate
three pupils from the eighth grade
Thursday. Cecil Schmitt and
Charles Whitlock are pupils Of the
Braille class for the blind, and Mary
Howe is a pupil OF the class for the
partially blind. These young people
have each completed all the regular
work OF the various classes, drawing
and penmanship excepted, in the
Franklin school, making all recita-
tions with their classmates in the
different subjects The grade teach.
ers speak highly OF their work. Ce'
ell Schmitt and Charles Whitlock
are planning 10 take a commercial
course in Cass Technical high school
in September,
The Detroit times., 1916-06-22

TRY Bemb Floral Service"
Flowers for Everybody"
The l. Bemb Floral company.
Albert Pochelon.
Main 2002 1853 Bates-st.
The Detroit times., 1916-06-22

Resolved, That the United States
should subsidize merchant marine
10 increase the foreign commerce OF
the country, was debated at the
last meeting OF the Eastern Debating
society, in Eastern high. The partic-
ipants were George Kitson, Carol
Cameron and Edwin Ide for the ar.
frmative, and Macarthur Pipe. Rich
ard Allen and Carl Johnson for the
negative. The vote OF the assembly
was las i'm favor OF the Affirmative
The officers for next term are
George Kitson. president; Alfred
Kern, vice president; Arthur Al
brecht, secretary; Mary Devlin,
treasurer Carol Cameron, ser
geant alarms.
The Detroit times., 1916-06-22

ALADDIN READi-CUT HOMr--s3svs
fonr prohts by building this way,
Call at 500 Ford bldg or phope
prices
The Detroit times., 1916-06-22

4 reunion Of the first four gradu-
ating classes OF the Fanny II Win
CERT school. West Grand.blvd. took
place in the school last week This
was the hrst reunion OF the classes
since their graduation from 1909 10
1913. Dancing and games took up
the evening. Refreshments were
served II Is planned 10 make the
reunion an annual affair.
Northwestern high won ITS FIRST
city championship in athletics when
its baseball team defeated Central
in series Of three games. The
Northwestern team was the only
one 10 go through the entire season
without a defeat. having won all OF
the 10 games in which II played. The
athletic authorities are trying to ar
range for game with one OF the
state teams in order TO decide the
state high school championship.
The Detroit times., 1916-06-22
~ HAPPENINGS

The Lillibrldge school held eighth
grade promotion exercises, Wednes.
day. AT 2 o'clock, The class officers
are Richard O1eary, president;
Laura Radcliffe, yicepresident; EN-
ma Hopkins, secretary; Eddie
Wundullch. treasurer The diplo-
mas were presented by George Auch.
president Of the board OF education.
The class has "a pupils. William
lightbody is principal OF the school.
The Detroit times., 1916-06-22

WHITNEY 2 FLAT
Near Dexter. 45-ft lot, pressed brick
front. q dandy double garage. side
drive. rent $50. Price $500, $1,000
cash
KINGON REAL ESTATE CO.
10t Whitney Bldg Main 2t77.
The Detroit times., 1916-06-22
DICKTNSON'S GUIDE FOR
REAL ESTATE BUYERS
Broom House, 1898

Complete material for building s.
room cottge seas Save four prof
its. Call sol Ford bldg. or phone
Main 1850.
The Detroit times., 1916-06-22
ron SAIE-VIC.NT LOTS
Modern Bungalow $685.

Complete material for building I'VE
room modern bungalow s595. Ship
ment same day order received.
Call 6O7 Ford bldg. or phone Main
1850.
The Detroit times., 1916-06-22

FOR SALE -Up-to-date butcher shop
west side. $500 a week business:
great bargain. See n. ireland, III
Chamber Of Commerce
The Detroit times., 1916-06-22

QUICK PRoFITS-Build an Aladdin
House ~ your lot and make quick
and profitable turnover. Call 607
Ford bldg. Or phone Main 1850
The Detroit times., 1916-06-22

2o4 VANCOCNEW--Two story single:
$3.50. Walnut 3s04-w
The Detroit times., 1916-06-22

SUPERINTENDENT wants
position: having - years expert
encc; viii furnish best Of references
from very reliable parties. Must
have frst-class work and hrst-claSs
pay or don't reply. Phone Cadillac
5000
Manchester Democrat. [volume] (Manchester, Iowa) 1875-1930, 1916-12-06
First Mnlino Process.

The conversion of wheat into foul
was one of the earliest developments Of
civilization, and even the primitiv,
races in the dawn of history submit
ted the grain to coarse pounding be
tween stones. Perhaps the Oldest floul
mills" in existence are the rude stone
found among the remains of the an
cient lake dwellings in Switzerland. By
a mortar and pestle arrangement tho
wheat was reduced to coarse meal
Crude as this method was, it containe,
the germ Of the modern -four mill.
Manchester Democrat. [volume] (Manchester, Iowa) 1875-1930, 1916-12-06
nHorns Of Venus

References are made in some cunek
form literature to the horns OF
Venus" from which it is concluded
by some that in the clear air Of Meso-
potamia /. the crescent form of the
planet was detected in early times
without optical aid. Since Venus,
when at sufficient angular distance
from the sun, is hardly more than half
a minute of arc in diameter at the ut.
most, such an observation seems quite
out of the question, and Professor
Campbell thinks the allusion to the
horns was merely a lucky guess on
the part Of the ancient astronomers.
Manchester Democrat. [volume] (Manchester, Iowa) 1875-1930, 1916-12-06
rhouahtfuI Robbie.

When Bobbie went to see his grand
mother he was much interested In
whatever went on in the kitchen. One
morning she said to him: I'm going
to make you nice little pie IN q
saucer, Bobhie, all for yourself. Don't
you think I'm pretty good to take so
much trouble?" Bobbie thought about
it moment. Grandma" he said
mamma told me not to be a bother,
and il it's going to be any trouble you
can just as well make my pie the reg.
lar size"
Manchester Democrat. [volume] (Manchester, Iowa) 1875-1930, 1916-12-06
Most Precious Thing.

Sweet is the destiny of all trades,
whether Of the brows or of the mind.
God never allowed any man to do moth
ing. How miserable is the condition
Of those men which spend the time as
IL it were given them, and not lent; as
If hours were waste creatures and such
as should never be accounted for; as ii
God would take this for good bill OF
reckoning. Bishop Hall.
Manchester Democrat. [volume] (Manchester, Iowa) 1875-1930, 1916-12-06
shotuuns and Rifles.

When a shotgun or rifle is cleaned
a cork Of proper size should be inserted
In the end Of the barrel. BY prevent
ing the entrance Of damp this will pre-
serve it's value as well as its useful
ness. This practice is not followed tc
the same extent as it should be even
among those who take special pride in
firearms. It is said that bit Of cam
phor inserted in the barrel will also
aid In preventing the accumulation
rust,
Manchester Democrat. [volume] (Manchester, Iowa) 1875-1930, 1916-12-06
The Apartment pwelIec.

The apartment dweller Is vel
warmed, lives near his business ant
his aInusements, is close to humankind
and is relieved from the responsibility
of a house and from the Inconvenience
of outdoor duties involved in a de
tached dwelling. To get all these bene
fits the apartment dweller is asked t.
surrender two desirable things, name
ly, inside room and outside air.-Min-
neapolis Journal.
Manchester Democrat. [volume] (Manchester, Iowa) 1875-1930, 1916-12-06
Animal Isles.

There is the Isle of Dogs and Whale
island, Pewitt island in Essex an,
Crane and Gulf islands off the coast o.
Cornwall, England. Near Lundy islant
are Rat island and the Hen and Chick.
ems. A few miles off the coast o.
Wales are Putin island, Sheep islant
and the Cow and Calf island in Penn
broke.
Manchester Democrat. [volume] (Manchester, Iowa) 1875-1930, 1916-12-06
Surely Absent. Minded.

Caller-"Is it true, my dear, that
your husband is very absent-minded?
Mrs Newly-"Yes. We've been mar
ried six months, and many an evening
at eleven he gets up, takes me by the
hand. tells me what a delightful time
he has had, and would leave if I didn't
remind him. -BostOn Transcript.
Manchester Democrat. [volume] (Manchester, Iowa) 1875-1930, 1916-12-06
TAX Ia Yourself.

A lawyer has in his office motto !
'aThink twice before you speak; thet
talk to yourself" His significant com
ment upon it was: IF my clients FOL
lowed that motto. wouldalose half m!
business" He also remarked that the
first lawyer in whose office he served
taught him the important lesson tc
keep his mouth sealed Oh all occasions
when not absolutely necessary to open
it.-Onward.
Manchester Democrat. [volume] (Manchester, Iowa) 1875-1930, 1916-12-06
Johnny Was Curious.

AS great privilege, John was taken
to church to see his baby cousin bap-
tized. Just as the minister had the
water all ready, and there was hush
in the congregation. John leaned to-
ward his mother and asked in too
audible stage whisper, ''Hot or cold?"
Manchester Democrat. [volume] (Manchester, Iowa) 1875-1930, 1916-12-06
4coals 70 Newcastle. =

ITO carry Goals to Newcastle" means
to do something that is superfuous.
Newcastle being a great coal field,
carrying Goals there would be type
Of unnecessary action. The French
have a saying ITO carry water to the
river" for the same thing, and there
are several Latin equivalents.
Manchester Democrat. [volume] (Manchester, Iowa) 1875-1930, 1916-12-06
The Kind.

Willis-"What kind Of time did you
have at Bumps last4eyening?" Gillis-
Very unintelligible. couldn't under
stand anything they said to their baby
or anything the photograph played or
anything that. my wife whispered to me
behind their backs."-Judge.
Manchester Democrat. [volume] (Manchester, Iowa) 1875-1930, 1916-12-06
had Habit Al Too Prevalent.

The unconscious fault of interrupt
ing is so prevalent that Robert Louis
Stevenson once paid the following
tribute to his deceased friend, James
Ferrier: "He was the only man ]
ever knew who did not habitually in
terrupt."
Manchester Democrat. [volume] (Manchester, Iowa) 1875-1930, 1916-12-06
Introduced Graham Bread.

The inventor of Graham bread and
-four was Rev. Sylvester Graham,
New England clergyman, who died in
Northampton, Mass, sixty-tive years
ago, having devoted the major part OF
his life to the advocacy of vegetarian
dietic theory.-New York World.
Manchester Democrat. [volume] (Manchester, Iowa) 1875-1930, 1916-12-06
Explanation Of the Whopper.

When lawyers 60 into court they
claim the earth. 1t is probably be-
cause there are SO many lawyers In
politics that no campaign claim is ever
less than mountaineering Toledo
Blade.
Manchester Democrat. [volume] (Manchester, Iowa) 1875-1930, 1916-12-06
Daily Thought.

The life man leads after his death
in the memories of those who loved him
is a stronger and better life than any
he lived during his physical life. But
Ter.
Manchester Democrat. [volume] (Manchester, Iowa) 1875-1930, 1916-12-06
Women's Ways.

II have nothing to say" says an In.
dignant woman today, and then she
talked her head off. These women =
AtchiSon Globe.
Manchester Democrat. [volume] (Manchester, Iowa) 1875-1930, 1916-12-06

Reasonable Mans Fault. :
We don't like reasonable man. We
never can feel sure that he isn't going
to switch over to the other side:
tort Worth Star-Telegram.
Manchester Democrat. [volume] (Manchester, Iowa) 1875-1930, 1916-12-06

To Keep InEwelIs Clean.
The ink should be poured out Of the
wells once week and the wells washed
IN hot water. ft