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The Hattiesburg news. (Hattiesburg, Miss.) 1908-1917, 1916-06-21
Remarkable Remarks
heda Bara-I loathe hot milk

Theda Bara-I loathe hot milk.
4 Richard lie Gallienne-Be jocund
thou.
Woodrow Wiison-This war was
brought on by rulers.
DR.. Charles H. Parkhurst-Foyerty
is nothing but habit.
Bishop J. F. Berry Everything is
money money, money.
James j. Hill-Capital may be a shy
bird for some time to come.
Senator Chamberlain-Ever hing
we do In life is a compromise.
Ed. Howe know plenty of men
who have been ruined by the church.
Theodore Roosevelt am straight
United States and nothing else.
DR.. Woods Hutchison-Th real risks
Iof war are not bullets but bugs.
Herbert Kaufman-'fi meant" in
postponement won't help matters.
George Bernard Shaw We are the
champion mendicants of the world.
Mary Pickford-But it's awful skeery
business-this appearing in public.
j. Pierpont Morgan believe in av-
cry man attending strictly to his oE'n
Job.
Baron d'EstOurnelles de Constant
The English people get up too late.
| Diamond Jim" Brady-Broadway is
New York and New York is Broad
way.
Chrystal Eastman Benedict-Ali-
mony is not thought of by real fem
mist
/ Howard S. Hadley-Roosevelt will
! be the next Republican Senator from
! New York.
| Alice G.. Kirk-Underneath the din
ing table should always be found a
small hassock
K. X Kawakami-Iapan does not
want Picking 10 become the Constan-
| tinOple of the Far East
Arthur Brisbane-The moving pic
ture in history will equal the discovery
of the printing press.
George Bernard Shawl were the
Pope should order every combatant to
lay down his arms instantly on pain OF
accommodation
Sir Roger Casement-If London suf-
bot I ha pr1rc
I-ouvain, Liege to suffer-there would
be no war in Europe.
The Duke of Manchester don't
believe there is a single member or
the British aristoeracy who is not
working for the government in some
capacity.
Prof. Stanley-Ione PenNeTile Eng
lish ideal OF imperialism is state
composed of nations. The German
ideal of Imperialism is nation com
posed of states.
Rev. Charles E. Jefferson-Every
girl in her twenties who has found
man that has won her heart has the ,
right to marry him in spite of the
opposition of her parents.
Elihu ROot-Whether it will be nee
essary for the United States to act in
defense of the Monroe Doctrine or !
abandon it, may well be determined
bv the issues of the present war.
School Physical Director Ocker- :
Military training in schools fosters ,
b)mbastic spirit of tin sOldierism which /
does not appreciate the seriousness az
war or The glOries of peace.
DIR. Salmon-At Ellis Island, where
spent three years as a physician, doe
tors spent as much time in examining
the mental condition of an immigrant
as is spent by the gateman at a rail-
road station in examining your ticket.
The Bishop of Limerick-lf any one
thinks that the millions of working
men trained in arms in Europe VIII
settle down peaceably after the war
70 starvation in order to help reamass
fortunes for their "betters ne may
have a rude awakening.
The Hattiesburg news. (Hattiesburg, Miss.) 1908-1917, 1916-06-21
PLAN TENNIS TOURNAMENT.

Laurel. Miss, June PA meeting
of tennis enthusiasts in Laurel and Ell
lisville will be held at the Y. NJ. c. A..
Monday night for the purpose of max
ing arrangements for the state tennis
tournament to be held here on July L.
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THE SICK LIST

The many friends of Miss Agnes
Haney who has been i'll since Satur-
day at her home on Court street, will
be delighted TO know that she is very
much improved and today is able ID
sit up a little while.
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O'Conner- Nc Carthy.

An interesting feature Of the day 10
a wide circle of friends, although a
Clliet affair was I'll" marriage of Miss
Mary Tammany OCtnIer, and Mr..
Fed T. Mccarthy, 10th of Epley. The
ceremony took place in this city this
morning at the Catholic Church at
! 1896 mass.
There Were 40 attAndants and the
Re- Father Ell:s, officiate at the
single ring cere'cOny The bride wore
lovely travelling suit of blue taffeta
which was most becoming Her hat
was a small one of blue straw AMI
taffeta trimmed in silver beaded flow
ers. She carried a beautiful shower
bouquet of brides roses and lilies ii
/ The valley.
After the ceremony Mr. Mccarthy
and his bride left for Chattanooga,
where they will spend a while. They
will reside in Epley, where the groom
is connected with the Major Sewers
Lumber Company, of Epley.
Miss O'Conner is the daughter of the
late Mr.. and Mrs Thomas O'Conner, of
New Orleans For some time she has
been making her home with her broth
er-in-law and sister. Mr.. and Mrs. John
Carroll, in Epley. She has often Wis
tied here as the guest in the homes
of Mr.. and Mrs. Andrew Carroll, Mr..
and Mrs. Alex r. McCurdie and Mr..
and Mrs. William j. Stemme, when she
made a large number of friends i'll
both the married and unmarried sets
who wish her happiness in her new
life.
Among siie oat.of-toWn guests for the
Wedding weae Mr. and Mrs. John Aey-
nalds, OF New Orleans and Mr.. John
Carroll, OF lspley
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Informal Evening for Miss Cooper.

The Ideal Tea Room, in the Normal
! Heights, was the scene OF delightful
little informal gathering Tuesday eve
ming, when Miss Emma Thornton en-
tertained ten girls in compliment TO
Miss Maud Ellen Cooper, bride OF
tomorrow.
Tea and sandwiches. followed by an
ice course, were served, the guests be-
/ ing seated at one long table, which
was Ornamented with blue hydrangeas
and crepe myrtle. Victrola music
was enjoyed.
4 In the party were the honOree. Miss
Cooper; Misses Bliss Farley, Rivers
Woodward, Lois Cooper Lynette Har-
per, Dixie Moore, Allie Smith and her
guest Miss Aida Clover, Of Biloxi. and
ne s9stess and. her guest. Miss May
sIags OF Lena
piye EAuh WITH Mrs. Dreyfus.
RENTERS OF the Pivot CLUB
Esfsefs sesday Afternoon most pleas
antiF with Mrs Walter J. Dreyfus, at
her home on Court street. The living
room, where the two tables were
placed for the games of auction, was
bright with baskets and brass vases
of naSturtiums
Delicious peach ice cream, cakes
and sailed pecans and almonds were
enjoyed after the card games The
little daughter ofAhe hostess, Louise
Dreyfus. gave a piano solo, playing
with expression and showing much
talent.
Those playing were Mesdames c. f.
Craven, p. A. Carter, Walter j. Drey-
fus, James S. Harrison, Andrew Mac
Jones, NJ. Rowan, William |. Quealy
and W. +. Herren
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Wednesday, June 21st.

wednesday, June 2lSt.
Evening: Mr. and Mrs. VI. j..
Thompson entertain the mem !
: bers of the Glover-ThOmpson q
wedding party at their home on Z
, Southern Avenue, after the re-
4 hearsal at the First Baptist
Church.
Thursday, June 22nd. {
, Evening, Z o'clock: Armstrong
} Cooper wedding at the home Of {
. Mr. and Mrs Francis c. Cooper, 4
. 100 Saint Paul street =
) Evening: 8 o'clock: Glover
} Thompson wedding at The First &
, Baptist church followed by in =
formal reception for bridal party 4
at the home Of The bride-elect. .
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FOR RENT OR SALE-TweIve room
two story house, all modern, two
baths. in business district Write
box seven hundred, Laurel. Miss.
15-6tp
The Hattiesburg news. (Hattiesburg, Miss.) 1908-1917, 1916-06-21

Mrs George Dawson returned Tues
day night from a few days visit to
New Orleans, where she was the guest
of her sOn-in-law and daughter, Mr.
and Mrs Leonard Dawson.
The Hattiesburg news. (Hattiesburg, Miss.) 1908-1917, 1916-06-21

English women are being urged to
take up farming in that country so
that the crops can be saved.
The Hattiesburg news. (Hattiesburg, Miss.) 1908-1917, 1916-06-21

Whale-Bird Wedding. For nforma-
ton ask some member OF the lydian
Circle. l9-3t-c.
The Hattiesburg news. (Hattiesburg, Miss.) 1908-1917, 1916-06-21

life at Mammoth Springs, chaperoEet
BY Mrs. ". A. Collins, entertained in
formally number of their young men
f~iends Tuesday evening. at the
sJings.
The boys left the city ir automobiles
AMI arrived a, the Springs at o'clock
aae at 10:30 o'eiock after the young
people had enioyed numorous interest,"
ing games, Ike Young si.ls served a
delicious picnic supper II the cottage
which they are occupying. which vas
followed by tempting ice course.
The evening was dc.ighffu1 one
ecr the young girls in neir white mid
dy suits made lovely hosts.
the yonne meE who had The pleas
IRE of enjoying The girls hospitality
We're Messrs. Albert Heidelberg, d. c,
Lea, Jr., George Hawkins, Madison
Parker, Will and Frank Tatum, Will
Tatum, Will Jt hnson, William Fergn-
son, Sam Moody, Hugh Nor, OH, Erskin
Ross, Gaines Hiehtower anG Van Pc k
The Hattiesburg news. (Hattiesburg, Miss.) 1908-1917, 1916-06-21
CHURCH
AND BENEVOLENT
SOCIETIES

Circle No. 2 of the w. VI. S. o. Hahn
street Methodist Church viii meet Fri
dav afternoon at 3 o'clock, "a! he resi-
dence of Mrs George Koch, on Busch
man street. All members ara urged 10
attend and TO he on time.
The Hattiesburg news. (Hattiesburg, Miss.) 1908-1917, 1916-06-21

Ashton TOOmer, of Houston, Miss
is a business visitor in the CITY.
The Hattiesburg news. (Hattiesburg, Miss.) 1908-1917, 1916-06-21

airs. J. S. !aiton left recently for
Lebanon, = H., on an extended visit 10
her son ard 'aughter-in-law, Mr.. aaG
Ms. H. H. Patton and brother, Mr..
Jerome uansen.
The Hattiesburg news. (Hattiesburg, Miss.) 1908-1917, 1916-06-21

Mrs. r. A. Henry, with her little
daughter, Margaret Louise, OF Red
fork, Okla, is the guest of her sister.
Mrs O. e. Bufkin. on Laurel avenue.
Mrs. Henry has been visiting her
mother, Mrs. j. d. Rowell, and an
The Hattiesburg news. (Hattiesburg, Miss.) 1908-1917, 1916-06-21

Whaie-Bird Wedding. For informa-
ton ask some member of the lydian
Circle 19-3t-c.
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GULF SHIP ISLAND TIME TABLE.

South Bound.
No. l. No 3.
Ar Hattiesburg 1920 am. 7:45p pm.
Lv Hat,,esburg 1890 am. 1855 pm.
North Bound.
No f. No. g.
Ar Hattiesburg $50 am. sos pm.
Lv. Hattiesburg :40am. 8:I5p.m.
Trains Nos | and carry through
Pullman Sleepers To snd from North
ern cities.
The Hattiesburg news. (Hattiesburg, Miss.) 1908-1917, 1916-06-21

FOR SALLY II. +. variable speed
induction motor. with speed con
troller; practically new Apply al
News Office. II.
The Hattiesburg news. (Hattiesburg, Miss.) 1908-1917, 1916-06-21

other sister, Mrs. w. c. Hinton, in
Sandersville, and will return there 10
visit again before going 10 her home.
Mrs. j. ID. Donald and y5ung daugn-
ter. Miss Katre'ine Donaid, left this
morning for a visit to relatives in Ne.
.lld'an, Miss, Marion Junction, Jack
son and Mobile, Ala. Before returning
they will spend awhile On the coast.
They will be absent from the city
three weeks.
". NJ. Cooper. or New Orleans. will
arrive tonight 10 attend Tie marriage
Of his sister, Miss Maud Ellen Cooper,
and Mr.. George Hartman Armstrong.
which will take place tomorrow.
lie viii be the guest Until Sunday of
his parents, Mr.. and Mrs. Frances
c. Cooper on Saint Pau street.
Miss Minnie Ryan chaperoned three
young school girls Misses Bertha
Hall, Lucille Craft, of Ellisville. who
is visiting her brotherin-law and sis
ter, Mr.. and Mrs. Elliott Morehead.
and Miss Freda Farley. to the NJ. A.
hoffman farm, few miles from the
city Where they spent the day with
Mr.. and Mrs. r. b. Ryan.
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FOR SALE-Ynung Jersey cow. Cumb
Phone 523. 20-3t-p.
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WA N 7 s

Ratee In this column, one cent 4
word each insertion cash with order
Count each aDDreyiation, initial. sect
number. etc. complete word Mo
classified ads charged No CLASSIFIED
aus taken over the telephoL No al
vertisenent taken for le.s Khan rs
cents. Further Information cheerfuIIy
given at Office. Both phones 1873
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Leofact Club Entertains
AZ Mammoth Springs.

The young girls o. the !.eOfast Club
no are enjoying few days of camp
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FOR RENT

FOR RENT--Two rooms for light
housekeeping Cumb. Phone 528.
202t-p.
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FOR SALE-Five-p passenger touring
car electric lights, electric starter,
Continental motor, good tires, one
extra tire and tube, and in good
running condition; will sell worth
roadster in good condition, in ex-
change as part pay, and give easy
terms on Balance. Cali Phone IS,
or see owner at The News office.
*20-3t
The Hattiesburg news. (Hattiesburg, Miss.) 1908-1917, 1916-06-21

FOR SAI.E-At a bargain, my eight
room residence, sol Elizabeth ave
nue., five blocks from center of
town; 20 feet from Bay street and
ca liz all conveniences, water.
lights, gas, etc Apply TO A. D..
Harper, 504 Ross Bldg. 1922 u
FOR SALE Fiye-passenge Ford car,
cheap p. 0. Box 325. 20-4t-p.
The Hattiesburg news. (Hattiesburg, Miss.) 1908-1917, 1916-06-21

r. N. Pack has returned fsom Tin.
einnati, where he finished secial
cfllrse N yioiin under 81 Joaanea
Miersch. OF the College of NAaie IN
that city Mr. Pack viii open q Studio
at his home, on Bouie street, where
he will teach class during the sum
mer months.
The Hattiesburg news. (Hattiesburg, Miss.) 1908-1917, 1916-06-21

Mr.. VIII Patson and little son, Bill,
Of Hatson, are the guests Of Mrs. Ba.
sons father, Mr.. W. T. fancy, and
sisters, u SECS May and Agnes Haney
on Court street. Mr.. Batson will join
hem Saturday and they viii return
ia their home Sunday.
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LOANS.

FOR LONG LOANS on improved
farms, see w. S. Pierce. 23 26l D.
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WHEN YOU WANT cheap groceries
and green trading stamps. cali Jack
sons Grocery. Double stamps every
Thursday. Both phones 1929.
212t-p.
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Mrs. Andrew Mac. Jones

other sister, Mrs. w. c. Hinton, i'm
Sandersville, and will return there 10
visit again before going 10 her home.
The Daytona daily news. [volume] (Daytona, Fla.) 1903-1926, 1916-12-30
EA%L5
New Years Calls
nERHAPS the only distinct Dutch
custom that afterward came into

nERHAPS the only distinct Dutch
custom that afterward came into
widespread use in the United
States. though now discontinued. was
the New Years calls of the gentlemen
on their lady friends.
The main thing to be accomplished
on New Years day was a certain num-
Der of calls made on one hand and
certain number received on the other.
That being the game. why not play 1t
aud compare notes: So the young man
who came in and said: Happy New
Year, Lovely day. isn't it: Yes.
this is my twenty call. Jack Bull
lard and | are going to make fifty.
Thanks. / believe 1 will; / remember
your lemonade. Goodby. Happy New
Year seemed to live UP to the re-
Quirements of the day.
Grandmother had pronounced views
as to the morality of serving anything
of an intoxicating nature on New
Years day. AS she said. 1t would not
matter if ours were the only house
On fifty people and takes little wine
at each house he is none the better
for it. and. besides, it is a poor exam
pie for young men and Il bad beginning
for the new year - Charles Battell
LOOMS.
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MISSES SCHMAOEkE ENTER
TAIN NEIGHBORHOOD CLUB

Thursday evening. the members of
the NeighbOrhoOd club which gather
ed at the home of the Misses Selma
deke for their meeting which had been
postponed from it's regular night. were
delightfully."- surprised by an invitation
to spend their evening on the mag
nificent Schmadeke yacht. the Owais-
sa, which is tied at the Halifax River
Yacht Club dock. The card tables
were arranged in the beautifully dec
Grated main salon of the boat and
games were enjoyed until a late hour.
When scores were compared Mrs Geo.
FOOte. Jr., was found to have the high
est tally and was accordingly award
ed a dainty prize.
Refreshments were then served to
the guests after which all departed
for their respective homes.
The next meeting of the Neighbor
hood club will take place at the Mag
nolia, on Ridgewood avenue, with
Miss Lee Bowers. The exact night
has not been definitely settled.
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WINTER RESIDENTS ARRIVE
FROM HOME IN MIL WAuKE

Mr.. and Mrs. A. A. Schlesinger and
family arrived Friday afternoon to
spend another pleasant winter at
their usual place of residence, the
large Clarendon cottage on the cor
ner of Ocean boulevard and Grand
view avenue. The Schlesingers have
spent the past three or four seasons
in Seabreeze, are lovers of tennis and
are often seen among the players on
the Clarendon courts.
They will return to their Milwau-
kee home about January Is to attend
the wedding of Mr.. Schlesinger's
brother, Harry Schlesinger
The Daytona daily news. [volume] (Daytona, Fla.) 1903-1926, 1916-12-30

THE earth was brown and bare
L and cold
Another year had swiftly rolled
Its twelve months round, and as its
life went out it seemed
To bring to mind all the fond hopes
that man had dreamed,
Which in the waking never were
fulfilled,
Every disappointment that had
chilled
A single heart, every broken vow
Each day had known, and now
The year was going, with bowed
and heavy head.
The whole earth sad
And nature, too, seemed dead.
The heavens looked with pity on the
earth below
And to hide its desolation sent the
snow.
All that long night the soft white
fakes were whirled,
And when the morning came their
innocence and purity had
clothed the world.
A bright New Year had dawned,
which did not know
| The sin and sadness that had come
year ago.
The past was covered. God had sent
this untried year to give
Another chance to man, that he
might wake and hope and
live. Outlook.
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MRS. 6. 4. C0WELL
MEETS DEATH IN
AUTO ACCIDENT
LOOSE PLANK IN BRIDGE NEAR
HASTINGS CAUSES INJURIES
RESULTING IN DEMISE OF LADY
ON WAY TO BEACH.

Mrs. G. HI. Cowell. of Waterbury,
Conn, visitor to the beach and Sea-
side Inn for several years, died at a
st. Augustine hospital last night from
serious injuries, yesterday afternoon,
sustained in an auto accident near
Hastings, while she was on the way
from Jacksonville to Daytona Beach
to stay for the winter, accompanied
by her daughter, Miss jeanette Cow
ell.
The accident took place while the
car was crossing a small wooden
bridge on the road near Hastings and
was caused by a loose board, the end
of which flew up and pierced the bot
tom of the car, severely injuring Mrs
COwell. Medical aid was obtained as
soon as possible and she was imme
diately hurried to St. Augustine
where all attention proved to be of nc
avail, Mrs. COwell passing away with
in a few hours
The late Mrs. Cowell and daughter
Miss Jeanette, have been coming tC
Daytona Beach for several years and
are well-known as pleasant guests al
the Seaside Inn and Ocean avenues
They numbered scores of friends il
Daytona and vicinity. all of whom
feel the full shock of the deplorabl,
occurrence.
Miss COwell will leave St. August
inc this afternoon to accompany thu
body of her mother to her northern
home for interment.
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The Best Gift of All.

OF all the gifts that come to cheer
The best one is brand new year.
Snow wrapped and holly decked 1t comes
TO richest and to poorest homes.
Twelve jeweled months all set with days
OF priceless opportunities
A silver moon and a golden sun,
With diamond stars when the day IS done
And over all a sapphire sky.
Where pearly clouds 60 floating by.
Joy to you for the year that brings
SO many and such precious things.
Bertha e. JacQueA
The Daytona daily news. [volume] (Daytona, Fla.) 1903-1926, 1916-12-30
DAYTONA BEACH COUNCIL
MEETS IN SPECIAL SESSION

The Daytona Beach town council
held a short business meeting at the
town hall on Harvey street last night.
Little business of interest was trans
acted.
A number of bills for supplies and
labor were approved and ordered paid.
Three building permits were gran;,
ed to l.. T. Burdick. contractor for w.
w Marshall for the erection of three
cottages valued respectively at So
500, $500 and $1,000
Some time was spent in general
discussion of town affairs after which
the meeting came to an end.
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Peace Above Passion.

First keep myself in peace. and
then thou Wilt be able to bring others
to peace. a peaceful man does more
good than one thar is Very learned. A
passionate man rnrvertS even good
into evil and easily believes evil. A
good, peace;hle man turns I'll things
to goou.-ThomaS kelniis.
The Daytona daily news. [volume] (Daytona, Fla.) 1903-1926, 1916-12-30
Poets Praise Of Ale.

More poets have been inspired in
modern times by BraSsenose ale,
brewcd at Brasenose college, Oxford,
than by any other malt liquor of re-
cent memory. At one time it was q
custom for the college butler on every
Tuesday to present q collection Of ale
praising verse to the principal and re-
ceive a sum of money. Several OF
these outpourings, the writing of I'M
dergraduates, have appeared in book
form.
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Mrs. Hep's SAYINGS.

Men is jes like babies in a lotta
ways" observed Mrs. Jonathan Hep
as she collected cigar ashes. AN you
don't never want to punish 'em be-
fore you finds out whether they il
actin up becuz they's mad or jes
becus they is hungry er somen is
hurtin' em."-Pittshurgh Dispatch.
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oGHvIcGo or SEAeREEZE
TOURIST UNION CHURCH

The Tourist Union church on the
4pgner of 0lenview boulevard and
Peninsula drive. Seabreexe. win hold
- New Year service at IL Sunday
morning. with the New Years sermon
~ Rev. Charles Frederick G0ss. The
1eoW Years music viii include beau
tiful soprano solo by Mrs. w, r.
Wharton. who ID q winter resident of
Halifax avenue, Seabreexe.
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Guarding Against Fires in Austria.

AS preventive against IRE Aus
trian laws require dwellings aud bust
ness houses TO be built throughout of
solid materials.
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Petrihed Motion.

my hired man." stated Farmer
Hornbeak, lis the finest specimen Of
petrified motion that ! have ever had
the pleasure of witnessing. "-kansas
City Star.
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Il Would Be Overlooked.

It Would BE Overlooked.
Il am a graduate of Yalevard and
I can speak five languages said the
young man applying for Job.
WELL" said the old man, kindly,
that wouldn't be any objection if we
Heeded anybody now '-Somerville
Journal.
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Perpetual subject.

10 you feel that. with your un-
0gtunate habit, you can do the slight
Ct thing to make anybody happier?"
WE'LL" said Bill Bottletop. pensive-
u, whenever a man comes along
wanting somebody to swear off ne
0oWe he kin always depend on me-"