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Evening capital and Maryland gazette. (Annapolis, Md.) 1910-1922, 1916-05-05
DEATH CLAIMS
NOTED OASNEN
Louis H. Stoll Succumbs After Lin
gering Illness.
MEMBER OF ARUNDEL CLUB.
ROwed in Victorious Four in 1910 and
l9ll---Was Champion Single
ScuIler of South.

Louis II. Stoll. 2S years old, son Of
Mr.. and Mrs. Herman Stoll. Tenth
street and Patapsco avenue. Brooklyn
this county, champion single sculler
of the South and prominent follower
OF water sports, ,iied yesterday after
noon at his home in this county after
a lingering illness
For the last two years he had done
very little rowing and had established
an electrical and plumbing business
on First street, Brooklyn. Mr.. Stoll
was one of the most widely known
members OF the Arundel Boat Club
having been member ror ten years
he was more than six feet tall and
when in good health was of heavy
stature
For two years-1910 and 191l-the
foUr-oared scull OF the Arundel Club
was the international champions. ana
MIR StOll was member of this crew
For many years he held the champ
ionshiD of the South as a single-scullet
He participated in hundreds of events
and carried off many honors for his
club. winning more than a score OF
gold medals He had rowed here i'm
races between the Arundel and Naval
Academy crews
Despite the fact that the members of
club nominated him for office on
OF occasions Mr.. Stoll persist
entity refused 70 take any. For the
last two years he acted as head coach
of the club I'm 1913 Mr.. Stou accept
ed q position with the Westinhouse
Electric Company, of East Williams
bure. near Pittsburgh. Pa. as drafts
man. While at work there he was ta-
ken i'll with typhoid fever.
ON recovering he was left in bad
health, and since then had been unable
fully TO regain his strength After
Ting some time in the mountains
@. Pennsylvania he returned TO the
home OF his parents and opened the
electric shop from which he retired
several months ago.
The Stoil family i5 one of the most
laiv klt9Eu families in the county.
ng among the first settlers of the
town of Brooklyn. Conrad Ston. the
grandfather of Mr.. Stoll. helped in Sc
lecting name for the town and still
carries on extensive farming near
Brooklyn Mr. Stoll was a member OF
Washington Lodge of Masons. of the
Patriotic Sons of America ami of the
Independent Order of Odd Fellows
The funeral will take place Sunday
afternoon from his home. The lodges
OF which he was member will be rep
resented and the burial will be in Ce-
dar Hin Cemetery. Besides his pa
rents he is survived by three sisters,
Mrs William Brulle, of Fredericks-
burg. Va, Mrs. Frank Gischel, of Curtis
Bay, and Miss Lulu Stoll. of Baltimore.
and one brother. Herman Stoll, of
Brooklyn.
Evening capital and Maryland gazette. (Annapolis, Md.) 1910-1922, 1916-05-05
RECEPTION TO PASTOR
AT College Ave. Baptist Church---Dr.
John S. Sewers Welcomed by
Congregation.

Last night. despite the rain, large
gathering of members Of the College
Ave. Baptist Church. their friends, a
number Of folk from Baltimore, were
present at the reception given the
new pastor. the Rev DR.. John s.
Sewers, and his wife.
A most cordial welcome was extend
ed, and there were many hearty greet
ings in pleasing addresses. OF the
Annapolis clergy there were present
the Rev. DIR. Harry Burgan. pastor of
the First Methodist Episcopal Church
and the Rev. Dr.. George S. Bell. pas
tor of the First Presbyterian Church
Dr. Baylor, Of Baltimore was also
present, as were other Batimox
friends of Dr. and Mrs. Sewers.
An address of welcome on the part
Of the congregation was made by Mr..
Edward Hail. Each of the ministers
from other churches present spoke on
behalf Of the local clergy welcoming
the new pastor and his wife to the
city and its church fellowship. 1t was
expected Governor Harrington and
Mayor Strange, to both of whom in
vitations had been extended, would be
present but they were not able to
attend.
A feature of the evening was the
beautiful musical program by Bati-
more talent, MIR. and Mrs. Albert Hill.
debrsnd and Miss Anna Whitlock, pro.
fessionals. who gave their services Oh
this occasion. The instrumental music
of piano, cello and violin. by this trio
of artists was of high order. A vo-
cal duet was also given in eplendid
voice by Mrs. Hildebrand and Miss
Whitlock
Master Joseph Wilson sang a solo,
with piano accompaniment b. Miss
Pcregoy, and Little Miss Katharine
Fullerton sang. accompanied by her
mother. The musical program addeo
to the delightful social feature of the
occasion. Following the program re-
freshments were served, and there
was an exchange of Fluctuations.
Evening capital and Maryland gazette. (Annapolis, Md.) 1910-1922, 1916-05-05
At The HospitaI

Mrs Brereton wife of Lieutenant
Brereton, Y $. H., is a patient at the
Emergency Hospital. where She wiz
be operated upon for an affection Of
the heel
Mrs. Sylvester, mother OF Mrs. John
Chew who has been taking the resi-
cure at the hospital and has been suf-
fering from heart affection. is con
valescing
Miss Mamie Geraci. the popular Pc
cial nurse who was recently operated
upon at the Emergency Hospital for
apendicitis IS making a good recovery.
Mr. Charlie Smith. son Of Alderman
Charles ". Smith end Mrs. tn.who
is pneumonia patient at the hospit-
al. is recovering anu is able 10 sit up
in wheeling chair on the veraH'la al
the hospital.
Evening capital and Maryland gazette. (Annapolis, Md.) 1910-1922, 1916-05-05
Mrs. Berry Again Loses Game Fight

Governor Harrington announced yes
terday afternoon that he would veto
the bill directing the State Board of
Education to issue q life teaching
certificate to Mrs. ClarIssa Nj. Berry,
thus again baking her efforts to OBJ
tain justice in the long fight she has
been making for her rights.
Governor Harrington gave two rea
sons for his course. He said the first
was because the State Board of Educa-
tion would consider it a personal
affront, for they were perfectly com
petent to judge Mrs. Berry's case.
The second reason was that the bill
provides that the certificate be dated
back, which he considers entirely i'm
proper. If the bill had provided the
dating of the certificate from this time
forward it would be different matter.
Evening capital and Maryland gazette. (Annapolis, Md.) 1910-1922, 1916-05-05

ON last SUNDAY. the Octave Of Eas-
ter. ar : O'Clock in the afternoon Bish-
op Murray confirmed very nterest-
ing class and one al goodly numbers
at ola ST Margaret s. across The Sew
ern. iu the company OF his friend Dr.
Jacobs he motofed down from Balu-
more. auI found tine church yard quite
fun Q, automobiles and horse-3rawn
vehicles. bringing their owners 10 Wor-
ship ia this ancient shrine.
The shop preached strong. help
Iul sermon an -,eaoc 81 God Through
Jesus Christ oar Lord from the text
taken from the Gospel accounting to
81 John. Peace be unto YOU as the
Father has sent Me. even SO / send
YOU at the close OF the service thc
Bishop called the Rector. Rev. James
M Magruder. of Hockey Hall. the
Rectors wife. ANA Dr. Jacobs to his
side ana held an Informal reception as
the congregation was leaving ta.
church
air Nagrudor is already gathering
another class TO DE presented 10 thc
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Evening capital and Maryland gazette. (Annapolis, Md.) 1910-1922, 1916-05-05
Tennis Match a Draw
Fordham Didn't Lose to Navy.

According 60 Manager Amy. the
|osi6am tennis team did not lose to
me Navy in tennis as reported yester-
iay. but tiedlthe match at 3-3
The Navy and Fordham each cap
lred two singles and. according to
olpt BinzeD. Of Fordham. who is the
national junior indoor champion. each
aam divided the honors in the doubles
he teams were even, each having won
p set i'm the final Of the doubles match.
.he winners of the next set were to
3. declared victors Of that game. as
darkness was making play difficult.
1-iham won the points. taking
-eit for the doubles.
AS this arrangement was made be
.gn the captains of the teams it did
r.- become known until after the re-
- Of the match had been wired from
Annapolis
Evening capital and Maryland gazette. (Annapolis, Md.) 1910-1922, 1916-05-05
In the Local Court Wednesday.

States Attorney Ito witness who
could not speak English welD !: You
say this happened about Thanksgiving
day but you cannot tell me what
month Well what month would il be
in vour language?'
Witness-(A a short pause) We
don't have Thanksgiving day in our
country
Evening capital and Maryland gazette. (Annapolis, Md.) 1910-1922, 1916-05-05
ST. JOHNS DRAMATIC CLUB.
Initial Performance, Monday May q
Farce Comedy---Fun in a Flat.

On Monday, May ., the st. John
Dramatic Club will make its bow TO
the public. The play is Fun in 3
Flat, one of those lively. rafting
comedies with mitth producing quail
ties, pleasing alike to old and young
Mr.. c. T. Jones. is president of the
organization which promises much in
the way of entertainment for the life
of he college. The performance will
be held at Mcdowell Hall.
Evening capital and Maryland gazette. (Annapolis, Md.) 1910-1922, 1916-05-05

AS great deal of Rummage has
been received since the RUMMAGE
SALE May 2 and 8 AMI some Rum
mage was left over. it has been decid-
ed to hold another RUMMAGE SALE.
Tuesday night. May 9, in St. Anne's
Chapel. corner Prince George and East
Ste. ts.-Advertisement.
Evening capital and Maryland gazette. (Annapolis, Md.) 1910-1922, 1916-05-05
SIX ATHLETIC EVENTS
AT Naval Academy Tomorr ow- ---Sports
OF All Kinds.

There will be six different sporting
events at the Naval Academy tomor-
row. These will begin with rife
match at 1890 a. m. and will close
with q baseball game at AIS. The
events and hours will be as follows
1890 a. m. Rife Match, D. C Natl
Guard.
2.30 p. m, Baseball, Bucknell.
2 so p. m.-Lacrosse, Mount Wash
ington.
800 p. m, Tennis. Rutgers.
S45 p. m Track Meet. Lafayette.
AIS p. m. Baseball, Navy I'd Team
vs.. ID Team of Catholic University.
Evening capital and Maryland gazette. (Annapolis, Md.) 1910-1922, 1916-05-05
NOTICE TO NAVAL OFFICERS !

This is the time when you are look
Tor reliable firm 20 handle yVui
usehold goods for shipping. We
sa special care I'm packing and stor
eoois NJ reasonable rates. We alsC
ave motor vans TO move from one city
another.
Call go for further particulars,
a4-sm II. G. CHANEN.
Evening capital and Maryland gazette. (Annapolis, Md.) 1910-1922, 1916-05-05

IW0-base it-NeWell Sacrifice
boo Connolly. Stolen bases Calhoun.
Moran. Thrash Bases on balls
UU Hlodgctt. 2; Oft Evans, g. Batter
Ht Hodgjn Struck out-By Blod-
re.t M, by Evans, z. Passed ball
Aa tars. Wild pitch Evans Time
L5t Belts and Hughes, of Wash
nEtau
Evening capital and Maryland gazette. (Annapolis, Md.) 1910-1922, 1916-05-05
Best Time to Kin Mosquitoes.

I'm the early morning they nearly
always 90 to the windows. 50 If you
watch the windows snd screens at
that time you can make complete
killing Farm and Fireside.
Evening capital and Maryland gazette. (Annapolis, Md.) 1910-1922, 1916-05-05

Is ike letter from home.
See that it follows you where
ever YOU go. 20 cts month
Uala
The public ledger. [volume] (Maysville, Ky.) 1913-1968, 1916-05-18
EJECT OF RAIN UPON ANIMALS

THE effects of rainy day upon ami
nails of a ZOO" said keeper the 9th e
er day, are as interesting to watch
as anything | know in connection with
a collection OF beasts. Now. that big
wolf over there Just revels in a rainy
day and skips about as gay as you
please. All the wolves are the same
Rains cheers them up But the lions
are different. They fret and fume and
growl and snarl unless you give them
an extra allowance of meat or a bic
pan Of warm milk. Then they will
sleep, but "A rainy day seems 70 get on
The Moves OF a lion or any Of the cat
family. Snakes are kept In just GER
tain temperature all the time. and you
would think that the damp air would
never reach them. Perhaps 1t doesn't
but | have always noticed that all the
reptiles are active and cheerful. if a
reptile can be said TO be cheerful.
when ii rains"
The public ledger. [volume] (Maysville, Ky.) 1913-1968, 1916-05-18
movies SUPERIOR TO STAGE IN
MANY WAYS SAYS TREE

In the June Womans Home Com
panion Sir Herbert Beerbohm Tree, tho
great actor and manager. comments on
the superiority OF the movies in GER
tain ways to that Of the regular stage.
The purpose of art is to portray hui
man emotions. The motion picture has
possibilities in many ways greater
than those of the stage. The stage is
limited to Interpretation of the voice.
Here is a new Interpretation of moods
and motives by means of facial ex-
preston. My work in Macbeth re-
quired much greater expenditure OF
emotional force than is necessary for
q single performance on the stage
THE stage has its limitations in
other ways. What reader of Macbeth
has not longed to be thrilled at the
sight OF Birnam Wood come to Dun
shane? All the gorgeous pageantry
lost TO the boards is afforded ample
scope upon lhe SCISeh' luo COIouotlOh
OF Macbeth. only suggested in the play,
is made big scene in the film.
There has been tremendous advance
made in the motion picture. For illus
trstIon, eighteen years ago pictures
were made of my performance OF
Henry VII and King John. They
were merely Photographic transcripts
Of the stage production, entirely with
out meaning except TO those who were
perfectly familiar with the play and
could recall the lines appropriate to
the action.
The production of Macbeth that
has just been made for the film repre-
sents the highest form of pantomimic
art. and is perfectly Ineligible TO ev-
cry spectator. whether he has ever
read the play or seen II performed
although the greatest enjoyment will
naturally be for the one who knows
his Shakespeare"
The public ledger. [volume] (Maysville, Ky.) 1913-1968, 1916-05-18
This is the film that
Portsmouth, O., re-
peated several times
Don't fail to see it.
BANKRUPTs PETITION FOR
DISCHARGE
he matter Of James Dunn

In the matter OF James Dunn
Bankrupt In Bankruptcy 1870
To the Honorable A. NJ. J. Cochran,
Judge Of the District Court Of the Unit
ed States for the Eastern District
OF Kentucky.
James Dunn of Msysville in the
county of Mason and State of Ken
lucky in said District respectfully rep
resents that on the 23rd day of June,
last past, he was duly adiudged bank
rupt under the acts of Congress relat-
ing to bankruptcy; that he has duly
surrendered all his property and
rigts of property. and ha sfully COM
piled with all the requirements of said
acts and Of the orders of the court,
touching his bankruptcy.
Wherefore he prays that he may be
decrced by the court to have a full
discharge from all debts provable
against his estate under said bankrupt
ED by Law from such discharge
Dated this 2Sth day of April A. d.
1916.
James Dunn, Bankrupt.
Order OF Notice Thereon
Eastern District of entucky, IS.
On this 25th day of May A. ID. 1916,
on reading the foregoing petition, it is
Ordered by the Court that a hearing
be had upon the same on the 9th day
of June A. d. 1916, before said Court
at Coyington, in said district, at 10
o'clock in the forenoon; and that no.
tice thereof be published In Maysville
Public Ledger a newspaper printed in
said district, and that all known credi-
tors and other persons in interest may
appear at said time and place and
show cause, if any they have, why the
prayer of the said petitioner should
not be granted.
And it is further ordered by the
court, that the clerk shall send by
mail to all known creditors copies of
said petition and this order, addressed
to them at their places of residence as
stated.
Witness the Honorable A. NJ. J.
Cochran, Judge of said Court and the
seal thereof, at Covington, in said
district, on the 18th day OF May 4. d.
1916.
]. w. MENzIES, Clerk.
The public ledger. [volume] (Maysville, Ky.) 1913-1968, 1916-05-18
lie HAD A DAUGHTER

You have a daughter, have you not,
sir?" said a minister to an old gentle
man with whom he had formed casu-
al acquaintance as a fellow passenger
The old gentleman essayed to an
sver, but the question had strangely
affected him.
81 beg your pardon, said the minis
ter, "if | have thoughtlessly awaken
ed in your mind recollections of a
painful nature. The world is full OF
sorrow, sir, and perhaps my question
re ;alls to your memory fair, beau
tful girl whose blossoming young life
had withered in its bloom. Am | right
sir?"
"No, not exactly" replied the old
Gentleman sadly. 81 have five unmar-
lied dartcrs. mister, an the youngest
# the lot Is twenty eight years old"
The public ledger. [volume] (Maysville, Ky.) 1913-1968, 1916-05-18

Home Runs-Williams, Kelly.
Three-base Hits-Mueller 2, Jones
2, Thin.
Two-base Hit-Tinin.
Stolen Bases-Kelly, Devore,
Sacrifice Flies-Nixon, Mueller.
Sacrifice Hits-Jones 2, Tinin 2, Sur
rency
The public ledger. [volume] (Maysville, Ky.) 1913-1968, 1916-05-18
RAILROAD Time TABLES
EE|T|I'7

No. IL departs 5:35 a. M, daily ex-
cept Sunday.
No. 9 departs 100 p m, daily ex-
cept Sunday.
No. 10 departs $40 p. m. daily.
No. 10 arrives $50 a. M, daily ex-
cept Sunday.
No. Is arrives 2:O5 p. NJ, daily.
No. IA arrives $3.50 p. M, daily ex-
.cept Sunday.
No. 16 arrives 1880 a. m, daily ex-
.cept Sunday.
No II departs 7;15 a m, daily ex-
.cept Sunday.
Sunday Only
No. III departs at a. m.
No. 11S arrives at 1875 p. IN.
Subject effective Sunday, May IA, to
change without notice.
Fl. S. ELLIS, Agent.
The public ledger. [volume] (Maysville, Ky.) 1913-1968, 1916-05-18
State of Ohlo, City Of Toledo
Lucas County

Lucas County
Frank J. Cheney makes oath that he
is senior partner OF the firm OF +. J.
Cheney & Co., doing business in the
City of Toledo, County and State afore-
said, and that said firm will pay the
sum of ONE HUNDRED DOLLARS
for each and every case Of Catarrh
that cannot be cured by the use of
HALLS CATARRH CURE.
FRANK J. CHENEY.
Sworn to before me and subscribed
in my presence, this 9Th day of De-
cember, A. d. 1886.
(SeaD A. W. GLEASON,
Notary Public
Halls Catarrh Cure is taken inter-
nally and acts directly upon the blood
and mucous surfaces of the system
Send for testimonials, free.
F. J. CHENEY & CO., Toledo, O.
Sold by all Druggists, 75c.
Take Halls Family Pills for consti-
patton.
The public ledger. [volume] (Maysville, Ky.) 1913-1968, 1916-05-18

Advice is about the only thing the
average man will give freely without
money and without price.
The public ledger. [volume] (Maysville, Ky.) 1913-1968, 1916-05-18

The look OF intelligence assumed by
a young lawyer as he tackles his first
case is likely to cause the presiding
Judge 70 lose confidence IN himself.
The public ledger. [volume] (Maysville, Ky.) 1913-1968, 1916-05-18

Il isR't always a siEA that a naA il
hsnpseksa dat his wife calls hin pet
names IN public.
The public ledger. [volume] (Maysville, Ky.) 1913-1968, 1916-05-18
Pitchers Records
READY TO GRADUATE

Lexington, Ky, May l5-The final
examinations at the University OF
Kentucky, completed today, shows l70
candidates for graduation In June.
The public ledger. [volume] (Maysville, Ky.) 1913-1968, 1916-05-18

Never Judge man by his big au-
tomobile; II is possible that II isn't
paid for.
The public ledger. [volume] (Maysville, Ky.) 1913-1968, 1916-05-18

Don't make remarks about the other
follows sister Some day he may have
a chance to return the compliment.
The public ledger. [volume] (Maysville, Ky.) 1913-1968, 1916-05-18
Chesapeake & Ohio Ry.
Schedule subject to change without notice

Schedule effective January 8, 1916.
Trains Leave MaysVIlle, KY.
WESTWARD
Gas a. m, S;15 p. m. daily.
local
500 p. m., daily local
EASTWARD
l:40 p. m, 1914 p. NJ, daily.
1926 a. m. daily local.
$50 p. m, 500 p. m. weekdays
local.
W. W wIKoFF. Agent
The public ledger. [volume] (Maysville, Ky.) 1913-1968, 1916-05-18
TONIGHT ! : =: !: !: ALICE BRADY in RACK
PROGRAM
For the Second DAYS Meeting OF the
Kentucky Federation Of Wo-
mans Clubs.

Below we give the entire program
for the second days session of the
Kentucky Federation Of women's
Clubs:
Thursday Morning., Nay Is, 8 O'Clock
Registration.
Mrs. George Grant, presiding
| Invocation ....... Rev. J. NJ Literal
Song-"Come Thou Almighty Kink" by
Assembly.
Minutes
Credential Committee Report
Presidents Address.
Announcement of Committee.
Report OF Council
Revision of Constitution-Mrs. n. II.
Lacey, Chairman.
Report OF District Chalrmen
First District ... Mrs. w. J. Hills
Second District ...................
Mrs Margaret Chamberlain
Third District NEUTRALITY-SUSPICIOUS..
.......... Mrs. Cora Wilson Stewart
Fourth District ... Mrs. Theo. Curry
Fifth District .... Mrs. Helm Bruce
Report Of Officers
General Federation Secretary ......
| ................M Mrs. II. H. Lacey
Corresponding Secretary ........
Observation-Disclosures. Mrs. n. =. Ripy
Treasurer ........ Mrs. Ruby LaffoOn
Auditor .......M Mrs. Murray Hubbard
Nomination Ballots Collected
Adjournment.
Thursday Afternoon, $500 o'clock
Mrs. Margaret Chamberlain presiding
Prayer-Mrs. Cora Peddicord.
Report of Civic Department 49,.
| ............M Mrs. Andrew Campbell
Educational Motion Pictures .......
.............M Mrs Albert Morehead
Conservation ... Mrs. J. A. Mitchell
Forestry ... Miss Haldon Hardin
Birthday Party ......
Election Ballots Distributed
Adjournment.
Automobile Ride.
Thursday Evening, May Is
Vissi D'Arte (Tosca) ........ Puccini
Miss Nelly STICKY, Lexington
Toreador Song Garment ...... Bizet
Mr. William X. Routt. Lexington
List the Trill in Golden Throat
(Natoma) Observation-Disclosures. Herbert
Miss Lucille Grove. Lexington
Piano-Berceuse. Humoresque. Danse,
Fantastique. Danse Negra-From
Nine Miniatures Op by Oronstein
NEUTRALITY-SUSPICIOUS.. Cyril Scott
Miss Myrtle Kesheimer, Lexington
Ouet-Flower Song butterfly ......
NEUTRALITY-SUSPICIOUS.. Puccint
Miss Stucky and Miss Katherine Coch-
ran. Lexington
Yoice-Prince Charming ..........
.......... Liza Lehman
Miss Cochran
Thursday Evening, $500 o'clock
Mrs. Cora Wilson Stewart presiding
Invocation ..... Rev. NJ. b. Campbell
Music
Address - Humane Societies and
Their Work" with slides)-Mrs
VIM. Dixon, President Kentucky
Auxiliary of Humane Society.
Address - Family Rehabilitation" =
Miss Clara E. Hummer.
Election Ballots Collected
Adjournment.
The public ledger. [volume] (Maysville, Ky.) 1913-1968, 1916-05-18

The stronger a mans love for liz
uur the greater his weakness.
The public ledger. [volume] (Maysville, Ky.) 1913-1968, 1916-05-18

Some people fail 10 10 practice what
they preach because they need ths
money.
The public ledger. [volume] (Maysville, Ky.) 1913-1968, 1916-05-18

Try a I'D 90, olrss,acc SCI
The public ledger. [volume] (Maysville, Ky.) 1913-1968, 1916-05-18
AVERAGES

OF Burley Cubs at Bat, In the Field
And Pitching Department Includ-
ing Tuesdays Game With
Huntington.
The public ledger. [volume] (Maysville, Ky.) 1913-1968, 1916-05-18

Hardened hands are the real trade
marks of labor.
The day book. [volume] (Chicago, Ill.) 1911-1917, 1916-09-08
THE QUIcK-WITTED WAITER

HE SUICN-WI led Wal lex
A downtown city restaurant has
made it's reputation upon one waiter
who has never yet been found want
ing to translate an order into IAN
guage of his own, and he and the
cook understand each other abso-
lutely.
cone order of pea soup" one GUS
toner will say.
Splash of split peas" cries the
waiter.
"CoupIe of doughnuts and a cup
of coffee without cream" another
will order.
1.-TWO submarines and a mug of
murk-no cow" orders the waiter.
can order of ham and eggs" says
a customer.
''Roast two on a slice Of squeal!'
the waiter shouts into the tube.
BEEF stew and a cup of tea for
me-" a new arrival says.
''Bossy in bowl-boiled leaves on
the sidep' sings the waiter. -
"a dozen raw oysters" orders
busy business man. .
Twelve alive on the she'll" shouts
the waiter.
Where's my eggs on toast?" COM
plains a man who has been waiting.
Rush the biddies on a raft!' cries
the waiter.
81 want rump steak rare" or
ders another man.
"SIab of moo-let him chew it!'
the waiter calls.
81 want a bowl of tomato SOUP"
ordered another man, ga plate of
beans, bread and butter, a piece of
apple pie and a glass Of water" The
waiter seemed puzzled for an in
slant; then he shouted into the tube !
as follows:
zone splash Of red noise, platter of |
Saturday nights, dough well done |
with COW to cover, Eve with a lid |