Gunnison news-champion., 1916-03-31

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Ds,sress sandwich Ea~n ~ - sasua--a
] dssG Z earn n4s hsasas
--Ncs cab thi~ wscky ? saSs - 4
shsashf q man ~wssd utsh hir hss4is
e his bad Instead u hsr~maug q
ussuusctauk'
-Tks cail4ag - . hslhusdfx.' aays
-. ~ a. sacssGs and h<s,sasublR ose.
Ssnsesiu1s~.' says he. rhe uas-aa-axn~
- she aS<sr has saved ~ canals Uhisr
she piuu~a ksiehss Wsss cn>s UnlA-
ing ~ the banauss halls slssse.'
"a ss~ you'us nd anha2s4' anys
chs. - yoor peculiar tasesa. ! Ues-
arr. shoueh. thai ~ uaasshss1 unsd
10 shink . saw " yes ahlus psunsx
you ~ draw wstsr sr heW Uuua h
sa~sd - psblscy assusing ysas ~.
uiny N thu. aizaFscsful 0asa1.sn1s'
''str F~scivsi kinA - ssssiD - -.
eae ssA says: ikk~sss- vtn yss susouod
ssasepcs N shis usastse ~ - unsl<
Uhis~? Nou a.at undususan4' - -.
I've sss - h<saa sAis - 1pUa . ~
I<sGasr
"los Me hsine . hasksouin-0 Anl
k<rdtsr. - yeu csn NJ says -.
- weU,aist 80 thsvwa - - ~
- just sow.' says -. wish . -. ~
~ spi~,int~d uzininses - - cU1Dt u
q. James.
And then The sosy ne. sisgs sves
sparkiea ~ hard ss diameus>1s.
Very we'll says -. yeu uhaI
have full rua ~ yeur SEWING uAss
tastes shis nieht' AnA - swtns ever
- thu bs~s assk asa sivss ~ . susls
that ks<s.ks sAe suuscks - ~ asss.
- thiuk ysSs einAssssA.' says sAe.
~ q teautifui - . aseaR b =
ltttie slice - tae 0ad worhd out 1DWu
IN New Ierk- Ne shall have Q maze
suEper ~ shess. bsf = ysu wtn Guani
- one fsvee the tlaxs1ss wr1l - psr.
ess-sHs - yess halassdtss - Uen ~
cur tsbie'
That htt ~ hsss' sstisssgy hssby
js~t right sure says ~. ~ IN tss
0ne. Und Aer oschsstFa SHAM h1ny '-oHe
Wacht en- khssan" sn Err otsne.' Asd
~ gses ssss asa tslls tAe hallnss1lss to
20 uvstsirs ssA hsstIe the Ovvb q thc
swells' table.
"T'n On the Job says sir sAsscsval,
tskiaG ~ ~ kelnst and haaaing 1t
- his halkSssd snd Ieaaing 'ea - oAe
csepes. fhe ~ eess ~ snl tahes
her sect. aaA ! see her Jaw ssuassd
ttght unlss heg sniAs. We've 0u1ng 10
he waited e. by . neal hslAssaA..'
says shs, 'oee whe b psOua - ~ pse.
feest0n. IsRt 4 swspty
'ntppinG,' says IT, sWsN pUuns
oaa- 'hucA psefes . wsitse.' says ehs
~ ~ Osst. Z hsFs ~ 1sesar ssns
fvso Q eAsap 0ussua.' says - I'D
laAy; - UaeAt hare nicvsass = -
esseumo'
"osssss - ssss - IT, tabas - ~
ctYal takes Ne BY tAe ssA 'DAGAAusa,'
says ~. I've sst 10 puM - ~ ~
wttAsut . baas1s Hss ssseo ne
ssaaoht - an sshs shaA halhssa 80
49, hasA - - 49, 49, - Ae
- - - - esAlD - - - e
- - go . naUkin svW ~ asu and
wa11s ess the ssass.
-'W'Ay, ne BssssiaGr saVs - posing
swell oslla. - -. VTha3 -
"'nsg Fapasa. ~ 1nAsssugHs the bal
bes6ase, 1'D wsle1nG - ~ tshaa.'
"rhe ~ Dan lssks st ~ srin, Me
nsstsa bsh %, Dsssino.' - says.
'y0u're a w0sk YEA
"'Tsa, - says ~ Psrcivsl suiet
asA sessSensaly % Z cold have been
"'Tss haven't bssa discharged our
iag The timeT asks tAe cid man.
Mot eace. sir,' says he. theasA I've
BAD to change ny work several times
"'Wa1ter.' orders the girl. short and
sAarp. 'aR0ther napkin.' He brings her
ese, respectfHl.
Il never saw more devil n ! may say
\. stirred mp In q lady. There was two
bright red spots ON her cheeks. and her
eyes looked exactly like a wildcats I'D
seen In the ZOO. Her foot Kept Shaping
the neor ell the time.
"Waiter.' she orders. ',ring me H.
tered water without tce. Bring me a
fOotstool. T;.ae away this eml.ty salt
cellar She ke,a him on the jump
She was sure giving tn, halberdier his
There wasn't hut few customers
tp ii, ne sloSh ut that time. so I hung
Sut near the door 50 ! could help Sir
Percival serve.
He got along 6ne with the olives
and celery and the blue points. They
was easy. And then the consomme
came mp the dumb waiter all in one
bie silver turcen. Instead of serving
4 from the side table he picks 1t up
between his hands aDA starts to the
dining table with II. When nearly
there he ereps the tureen smash on
the aeor. and the soup soaks all the
l0wef part Of that eiri's swell silk
dress.
etupid-inccmpetesit! says she. Civ
ing him q hook. standing in a cor
Der with q haFberd seems to he your
mission in life.'
Pardon me. laAy' says he 1t was
just a mite hi bstter than blazes
couldn't help ~
THE Oh man pslls out q memoran-
Gum book aDA hunts N n. The 9th
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