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The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1916-11-22
QUIET THOUGHTS

Schools for scandal are somewhat
crowded.
Struggling to get rich keeps many
man poor.
Nothing ever takes such a hard fall
out of worry as hard labor.
Once in a great while a cook gets
contrary and refuses to quit.
You can save lot of carfare by,
letting your thoughts travel for you.
No man ever got pain in his back
from carrying his neighbor's bur-
dens.
Some men are so mean that they
even refuse to let their wives have
the last word.
Many a conservative man loses his
money on sure thing because he Is
afraid to take chances.
Comparatively few people remain
in the self-satisfied class after they
once get acquainted with themselves.
No doubt more young men would be
able to earn their own living If they
did not have rich and foolish fathers
to support them.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1916-11-22
HOW TO TELL A TlGHTWAD

He always let's the other man pay
the carfares.
He's the last man waited on at the
lunch counter.
He eats his biggest meals when some
one else buys them.
He knows always when free concerts
and free entertainments ttike place.
He thinks Christmas gifts are fool
ishness, and abhors the observances Of
birthdays
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1916-11-22

portant step in the progress of the
county. There is every reason why
Grady county should take first rank
in the breeding of fine stock and. this
association should prove useful in
bringing about that result. Our CON
temporary, the Star, deserves credit
.'or its efforts in promoting the or
ganization of breeders.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1916-11-22
FROM OUR NEW DICTIONARY

Gossip-Deadly gas that is often
fatal to friendship.
Statistician-A man who can prove
that figures always lie.
Hammock-An article used as a
spOonholder at love feast.
Matrimony-A sort Of trust for the
protection of infant industries.
Because-Eve's legacy to her daugh.
ters as an excuse for the inexcusable
Indianapolis Star.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1916-11-22
He Was Wise.

He had been calling on her twice a
week for six months, but lad net pro-
posed. He was wise young man,
and didn't think it necessary.
Ethel" he said, as they were tak-
ing stroll one evening, 'I-er-am
going to ask you al important ques-
ton"
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1916-11-22
TIE TIME TO SAVE MONEY

Presumably every young man knows
as physical fact, that he can do moth
ing next year which he cannot, IN
some degree, do today He will not
grow wings, or overcome the law Of
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1916-11-22
cheerfuI surroundlnns.

Uncle JOSH Here's a letter from
Nephew Harry, that's gone to Africa,
and says that within twenty rods o.
BIZ house there's familyo' laughing
hyenas. a 70 s.a
His Wife.-HWell, I'm glad he's got
pleasant neighbora, anyway-that's
something. ."-Tit-Bits sfs
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1916-11-22
Hitting aaek.

Uncle Silas Visiting city relatives
who use electrical appliances for cook-
ing at the table ,)--"'Well, swami
You make fun Of us for eatln' in the
kitchen. l don't see as it makes much
difference whether you eat in the
kitchen or cook in the dining room. !"
Life.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1916-11-22

spending his future every day it will
be good thing for him. Saturday
Evening Post.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1916-11-22

The organization Of the Grady Coun-
ty Breeders association is another inn
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1916-11-22
; A STOLEN SMILE 'ER TWO. !
) r 4 = = y = y 1 + = y 4
Cbanned Nn,u
Channed Now.

The Pater-"1 never told lies when
I was a boy
The Kiddie.-"W When did you begin,
dad ?"-Puck.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1916-11-22

Reading a flowery obituary of man
who had owed you SGT for an equal
number of years.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1916-11-22

"oh, George" she exclaimed, "this
is SO sudden WHY
"WhatI want to ask yol' $ this" he
interrupted: What date have you
and your mother decided upon for our
wedding Detroit Saturday Night.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1916-11-22

Going on your first automobile ride
Of the year and blowing out a tire
nine miles from home.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1916-11-22
Practical Economy

Baking powders made from alum or
phosphate may be bought for trihe less
than DR. Prices Cream Baking Powder,
which is made from cream of tartar, de-
rived from grapes.
Alum powders are not only cheap, but
they differ greatly in leavening power.
If cheap baking powder is used for a
fine cake and the cake turns out failure
there is waste of costly materials worth
more than whole can Of the cheap bak-
ing powder
DR.. Prices Cream Baking Powder pro-
duces the finest food, and its use, therefore,
results in an actual saving.
DIR. PRICES CREAM BAKING POWDER
MADE FROM CREAM OF TARTAR
DERIVED FROM GRAPES
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1916-11-22

Having some kind old lady show a
tintype Of you when you were five
years of age and wore curls.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1916-11-22
TAKING JOY OUT OF LIFE

Lending your susety razor to the
man upstairs.
Being on the calling list of 25 or 80
insurance agents.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1916-11-22

Having a next-door neighbor who
owns one of those cute little woody
dogs that snap at your shins.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1916-11-22

But you can always count on the
children to give it away when you put
on airs at the dinner table to impress
the guests
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1916-11-22

1t is mistake to think you will bt
perfectly happy when you get The
thing you want so much. Happiness
IS sort OF habit.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1916-11-22

When the ozark Trailers come
rome through the mud they will prob
ably be more in favor of hard-surface
roads.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1916-11-22

Still it is very doubtful whether you
can get your call any more promptly
when you become impatient with Cen
trail.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1916-11-22

81 Simp says he notices that it new
er gets light as early in the morning
when clouds obscure the sun.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1916-11-22

Thus far Sammy hasn't pinched the
fire boys for speeding with their nice
little joy-wagon.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1916-11-22

Anyway 1t seems fairly safe to pre-
that the California count will be
completed by the time the war is over.
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1916-02-28
TARIFF FIRST
tcOaenuod From FIRST PAs..l


the radical provisions OF the partv's
platform OF 1912. Including the initia-
i've. referendum and recall Should
the Progressives ~reiterate tbeir faitb
lu these doctrines. IL is probable Han
" will withdraw from the ticket Ieav-
ing the state convention 20 nominate
anoher man.
Roosevelt as a Possibility.
Working along the lines OF the an
nouncement made by the Progressive
national executive committee at chi
.Caco several weeks ago. Progressive
leaders here and throughout Indiana
are trying 70 bring about the nomina
iion of a presidential candidate and
Inc adoption OF a platform acceptable
10 both Republicans and -Progressives
ProEr"SSiyes remaining , in the ran
hle-their lumber is problemati-
cal-are strong for Roosevelt. and
there is a feeling among many Repub-
Leans that if Roosevelt rs the nominee
be- viii command a united Republican
party. Leaders like Mr. Fairbanks
James r Watson. former whip OF the
national House and now a candidate
for the Senate; Jane. 7. Goodrich
national committeeman from Indiana
and now a candidate for the nomina-
ton for Governor. and Harry 5. New.
former national chairman and now a
candidate for the Senate are regarded
as friendly 90 Mr.. Roosevelt and would
look with favor upon his candidacy n
tho tide turned 20 him AZ Chicago.
Elihu Root has enjoyed the connd-
once and esteem OF most Republicans
at Indiana. although men iu the pro-
eressiye wins of The party incline 20
the belief that he could not draw the
support that would 20 % Fairbanks or
Roosevelt. because Of his activity IN
The 1912 convention Justice IuFhes
has q large number of admirers 80 IN
ciana but his name has not been dis
cI--ea ir connection with the presi-
d'ucy because Republicans here view
with earnest mi-ciyine any attempt 90
inject politics into me United States
supreme Court Burton Knox. Borah
and Weeks have NOT figured corlpIcu-
ou-ly iu che discussion OF presidential
possibilities on ,he state Senator Cum
minis has many rfauuth friends iu mo
state but there I- little enthusiasm
over him as a presidential candidate
Tariff First as an Issue
The present deposition Of RepubIi-
cans is CO. give tho tariff first place
ibis year. with emphasis also on nro.
~paretn'ss and 60 constructive foreign
policy lf BE- admitted. however. that
tH" developments oft che war may
change tho relative bearing Of these
Issues before mo presidential cain
U.. 800 Is 'n fuil swing James p Wat.
son i- makluE bis canvass for the Sem
sforiaI nomination ON 'he tarin cues.
zion alone Republican Congressional
candidate Tor fho most part. are
PLAYING 900 chat issue fo th, exclusion
OFF everything else
The Republican attitude ou tine Tar.
if d. chat protection. properly admin.
l-'ernl De- indispensable. especially
after flu Har I- ended. and that fh.
present prosperity 81 thr country .a
du' fn Pho war and come. .n spite ~
'.. democratic attempt 'D 1urr ,rr
United -.af. 'o 't. competition oil.
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1916-02-28

mics, but they point tu hts record as a
champion OF protection in congress and
sas INST he can stem tho tioe of oppo-i-
lt"n hA MS oratorical skill ana effective
WORK r- O. vote getter iu the
News hackers have made cummendabIe
progress. although they are handicapped
hN The fact that their man did not enter
inc race until after Hugh 4. Miller. the
nnmtue" Tor senator tu 1914. withdrew be
cause Of his health a Few months ago.
A THIS time Watson has some advnn-
tages and his followers are talking
band wagon News supporters say the
race remains F. tnss-up between the men
III" Democrats race has developed lit
tie interest compared with that IN the
Republican party. !. A. VI. Adalr. r,ure-
"suilng the Eighth district IN Congress.
and Leonard Clore. Of Franklin. who held
the Corn-EroWiug Championship Of the
luifed states for several years. are con-
te~tsntS Tor governor. Adair is the pref
erence az most of the leaders and viii
land the nomination without trouble 10 H.
believed. Senator job ". Kern has no
opposition FOR denomination.
Result Is Problematie.
lnltana's big four at the Chicago
convention are dependent partly m the
outcome Of the primary. Wfu Il. Hayes.
state chairman. a. certain Of a place ON
the delegation az large and there u.s. a
probability that Fred \. Sims. Of In
diarau"ll~. former state chairman and
al One time secretary of state. will be
ne second member OF The delegation.
Tho nominees for Governor and senator.
o. i- probable. viii get the other two
places.
T~radiuoaalIy Indiana is a pivortaI
state. There are SEQ many conditional
features of the situation now that 10
would b. rash Co hazard an opinion ON
me outcome OF the election this fall.
The solidarity OF tho Republican party
depends ON the kind or men nominated
on the state ticket and for the prssI-
dency. and NJ character Of oycrtur,s
nent amalgamatiou. An outright re-
dictionary for President would mean tha
forfeiture OF lndiaua.s fifteen electoral
votes az the start. and "a state ticket Of
a"nt-TrogrcsSlNt east might also spell
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1916-02-28

the world. =. &. Toner. former Pro
gressive State chairman. and now ac-
1--WE IN the Republican party. charac-
terized the present activity as shot
gun prosperity" IA his view is
shared generally by Republican lead
crs. \ curious division Of LOYALTY ap-
pears among many business men in
he State who. while Condemning the
tarin policy OF the Democratic party.
say that President Wilson b. 10 be
praised for resisting lingo agitation.
Preparedness. both military and eco.
monte. are live topics in Indiana. al
though not in the same degree as on
the Atlantic coast. The belief IRE
walls that the countrys land forces
should be augmented. that an efdcien,
reserve army should be trained. and
that the navy and coast defenses
should be enlarged.
Opinion on War Dividend.
criticism 81 the Wilson admIulstra-
non policy toward Mexico is general.
but there is little likelihood st present.
- far u.s. sentiment here l- CONCERNED
that tho Mexican question vIlI become
an Issue or t-ran-p'u4,ut Importance.
h~epuul'An- Wl. r-u % as au illustration
OF what they declare BIS the character
ieflr yaDillatluU ut Woodrow WILSON
fh" part the European waf VIII rr.y
a. O. presidential ISSUE l- not determined
indiana. with cd strong German element
Do i~ population. Is muIU sEu'y divided
lNi Nl.'L'i. coast states as Co.. the
merits ui Toe lIHdluustir course n,e,--
STATED ff fu, nHr BE. -.-eUfatIt, Ger
man cltlz'u9 have s.Igrd ans ate
tempt Co make th, acts 90 President Viii
no ignoring 90" fact that thousands Uf
voters " German '-trfcffou iu Indiana
i,oh WY. di-i't'oi ON both Wilson and
While thg Democrat. part, Isl as we'll
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1916-02-28
THIS COUNTRY SOON
MUST FINANCEITSELF
People Should Realize Thrift at Home
is Necessary.

one hundred years aro tho drst saw.
ings bank in the United states Was es-
t%ablished. The advent OF this .nstitl-
ton came with the era OF commercial
and industrial expansion. u came
when the population OF the United
States was only $500. OOO. and there
ere but 246 banks In the country. BY
1920 ten Of these savings banks had
been established with $685. depositOrs
and aggregate deposits ot Sl.15S.556.
Prosperity came. the people saved
and the deposits in these great reser-
voirs OF capital. which now humble
200 by leaps and bounds increased 10
enormous proportions. To-day. with
our national wealth apprONimating
SlS7, 00O. 600. 600 and almost one hun
dred millions of people in the country.
We have about $4,000. 600. 900 IN me
savings banks belongings 10 ten and a
half million dcpositorS. This may
seem an amazing sum OF capital n
number OF dcposito-s. but when a com
parison is made with other countries
and a balance Is struck 10 is found tile
United States is uear the end OF The
list i'm the percentage of ave 20 pop
ulation.
The possibilities for the greater pro
motion OF habits OF thrift and saving
among people are indeed eXtraordiu-
airy. With remarkable opportunltle-
in the United States for increasing
foreign trade; with bumper crops DOB
every section OF the country. with
gold pouring into the Golfers OF the
banks: with every appearance OF un-
precedented future prosperity. the fact
IS apt 10 be ~disregardod that the other
great commercial nations o. the world
are involved iu e. war OF friEhtiul de-
]structiOn and economic waste, that al
ter the war these nations will need
funds for reconstruction and the Unit
ed States viii be- called upon 20 sup
ply them. that for some time To- come
this country viii NOT be able 20 secure
capital. a. 300 f' past. from France
and Great Br.ta!a. for the purpose OF
carrying on new enterprises. The
United States must finance Itself.
40 fear need be had for the imme-
date future hut IL is inevitable that
the time b. omiuE when this country
must meet the test of fuauciu- prac-
tically the entire world. Preparations
are beiuE made for defense .n the
event OF war. preparations should also
be made for peace. Adequate crtdl.
machinery can De developed and per
fcctsd. bur 90 will a--uredly require a
sufficient amount OF capital 20 ua'u-
tain properly and keep ln good running
condition this credit machinery.
How is this capital going 10 Doe 90.
Cured2 Through education. hy calling
the attention uf the ucor'. fu tho lack
OF thrift in the country. and fla ler".
fetal results or practiDin- f.ri'',
through a systematic NATIONWIDE. 'aH.
paign 10 promote thrift and saving Or
surely Is TO the interest of al OF IN.
whether banker or business man .di-
tor or professional man. employer "r
employe. 90 DO g. party tp such O. move
IItnt
This is .ae object of the matt on.Wi1o
campaign instituted the nr-. ~ mo
year by .ue American Baukor- A.-o.
citation.
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1916-02-28
NATIONAL BISCUIT MEET

e. annual meeting OF the stock
holders OF the National Biscuit Com
pany viii be held az the Office of the
company, In the state Of New Jersey.
al No. ] Exchange Place. Jersey CITY.
on saturday. March Is. for the cleo
uon of directors and the transaction
OF such other business as may prop
erly coUe before said meeting.
In accordance with the bylaws OF
the company, no stock can be voted
which has been transferred on the
books Of the company within thirty
days next preceding this election.
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1916-02-28

disaster. except 60 the event OF a general
Republican landslide.
The war remains as n factor 10 deter
between now and Stptembe- when ~.
campaign viii be under way. must may
napp.n 20 upset all present calculations
H,iuolcahs generally feel they have at
,iat4c leaders are not absolutely sure 81
victory IN the state. but they believe the
iN'puplcan cry Tor a protective tariff -
discounted M great part by prosperous
business Tho Democrats are trusting I'd
lht popularity OF Wilson's course IN keer-
ing inc country our of war. Their an.
pear VIII De-. Don't swap horses IN the
middle OF the stream"
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1916-02-28
VESPER SERVICE.

Yesterday afternoon the regular
sunday Nesper service al the Young
Nomens Christian Association was
held and as usual was Well attended.
Rev. F. +. Brlnnistool Of the First
Baptist church gave an interesting
talk. having as his subject. The
Source OF Power Mrs. Kennedy Of
fered a beautiful solo and Mrs. Harry
Bond presided. 4 social session fol
lowed, al which tea was served.
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1916-02-28
Ii 1t Catches You There
Will Quickly
Stop It!

Simply 10 realize \ y
the importance OF the .
oncomIng sidney ~
trouble by its hrst
symptoms. backacne or throbs
through the sidney region is
money in one r pocket ~ vel.
az wears OF sickness i0restalled
No organ ol the BODY is
more easily deranged :han the
kidneys. Day N and day out
their action s constant m
separating poisonous matter
from the blood. Most cases
Of sidney trouble may easily
The Fargo forum and daily republican., 1916-06-22
SPEAKER AT
LAKE MEETING
PRAISES DEAF
Thomas Sheridan Recalls
Extensive Work Being
Done in Minnesota

Devils Lake, N. D., June 22.-Pride
in the fact that the deaf of the country
are as a rule thrifty and well able TO
sustain themselves. coupled with re-
gret that the misfortune of the people
who cannot hear should be aped py
impostors was expressed at the con-
vention Of the deaf by Thomas Sher1-
dan, acting president of the associa-
ton being formed. In his address
Professor Sheridan recited the history
Of the school for the deaf, covering
period of twenty-six years. The
pioneer work was done by A. II. spear,
now of Minneapolis, who came 20
Devils Lake after being employed IN
the Minneapolis postoffice as clerk. ID.
+. Bangs followed as head or the
North Dakota state school, Mr.. Bangs
now resides at Faribault. j. w. Platt-
ner, now head of the Oklahoma school
was succeeded by Frank Reed. Jr.,
former head Of the Oklahoma institu-
ton.
The great work that is being done
by the state association OF the deaf
in Minnesota, which Is incorporated
and now has in it's treasury over So
600, was recalled by Sheridan. The
campaign against the impostor-the
individuals looking for tight occupa-
tions," which is being fought by every
state association as well as the ma
tion met with the hearty approval OF
the speaker.
THE public is willing to open itE
ni'rsa to this class" declared Sherf-
The Fargo forum and daily republican., 1916-06-22
NONP ARTISAN
PICNICS ARE
IN PROGRESS
Three North Dakota Cities
Report Large Attend
aIlce at Picnics

Beach. N. D., June 20.-The Nom
partisan league picnic held yesterday
20 miles north of Beach, on the Beaver
creek, was political event of much
interest in this locality. Aside from
state politics which was discussed by
several speakers, including candidates
for the legislature, the picnic was a
mecca for county office seekers.
j. M. Still, president of the CO.
operative Elevator company of Beach,
acted as chairman during the speak
ing program. George Hunt, candidate
for the senate from this district, and
%. G. Martin, candidate for the legisla-
ture, were among the speakers. j. w
Brinton of Beach. made the address
on behalf Of the league organization.
Medina, June 19.-Fully $500 farm
ers and others attended the picnic
here Monday, which was held under
the auspices of the Farmers Nonpar-
tisan league. G.. M. Thomason OF The
Leader staff, was the principal speak
err. III. e. Beherns also spoke in Ger
man. Three of the league candidates
The Fargo forum and daily republican., 1916-06-22
Grand Forks Young NJ
Man Is Becoming
an Expert Golfer

Grand Forks, N. d. June 22.--Arnold
Lockerby, son of DR.. M. M. Lockerby
of Grand Forks, is becoming a golfer
of more than ordinary calibre. The
former Grand Forks young man re-
Gently established record at Grand
Rapids, Mich, by making the course
of Is holes in " shots, topping the low
record previously made by James
Standish, Jr.
1t will be remembered that the for
mer Grand Forks young man won q
tourney at Grand Rapids a year ago
and by the victory received a large
grandfather, mahogany clock
The Fargo forum and daily republican., 1916-06-22
Adiutant General to
Ask Bids for $4,000
Horses for the Army

Bismarck, June 22,-Orders have
been received by Adjutant General
Tharalson to ask for bids on $4,000
horses for use by United States
troops.
Regiment equipment is being ship
ped from Devils Lake and is expected
at Fort Lincoln by Saturday. AS soon
as received, companies will be ordered
to come to Fort Lincoln. When the
regiment Is modified 1t win be ten
dered to the government.
The Fargo forum and daily republican., 1916-06-22
Merchants of Devils
Lake Hear Official
on Credit System

Devils Lake, N. D., June %. - The
mail order business cannot be combat
ed by hollering about it or by ignoring
it. 1t must be met by educating the
consumer. This was the statement
driven home by G. Fl. Burch of Drake.
treasurer OF the State Retail Mer-
chants association. In it he voiced
the sentiment of the convention in ses-
sion in Devils Lake.
The credit problem received con-
siderable attention Wednesday. T. A
GaSSyon of Grafton impressed the need
of cash in doing business. The sug-
gestion was made that interest be
charged on accounts after thirty days
The visitors were driven to the lake
shore where chautauqua grounds were
inspected, as we'll as Rock Island Mill
tary camp.
Officers were elected yesterday after.
noon.