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Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1916-11-23
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Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1916-11-23
AZ Bad as q Mule.

"Yea." said the mighty hunter. "its
an old gun, / grant you But what
times we've had together" lie fon-
died It. stock and barrel as If # were
a child "Ah. many a time ! might
have been q dead mar but for this out
Of.datc weapon"
"LOoks ~ though II had q rather
hefty kick in IT," said the young sol
der.
"Ob. I should say 50! It's got the
GogcDsl recGl that any rife eyeP had.
That's what makes # 80 saiuable. Why,
( once ont 10 tie Rockies o grizzIy bear
was cfsaFgBd%ne. / Gred-aDd missed.
/ BeIieye me, If # hadn't been for the
| fact that the hck in this rife jerseo
me bapk thirty yards ana enabled mf
~ reload-well ! shouldn't b. taIk
ing ~ sou today. Yes; itg got
crest deal N kck"
Then they arose and gave him ahf
bis gun anOfbeE
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1916-11-23

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Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1916-11-23
PROVED EQUAL TO OCCASION
SUPERB BIundcr Merely Served to
Show the Re~sourcefuIness OF
Hamilton FootIites.

Dewey, discussing the naval battle
Of Skagerrak, said at a Washington
luncheon:
~ naval officer, to succeed, must be
VERY quick-witted and resourcefnl. In
fact. he must be like Hamilton Foot
NtcG.
Ham Footlites leaned on the rail Of
his sea-g0ing yacht s0liloquizing about
love while the blue wayes rolled ana
heayed splendidIy, each blue save
being Il super under a roll Of canvas
'Yut the waves we're here and there
threadbare, and suddenly a waY'
ripped and o head bobbed up in th'
midst Of the beayiBg sea and stared
around in beH1Idered fashion.
Ham F00tlitea sllenced the audl
ence'g filters with ~ stern glance.
"slan GyerboardH he yelled u
stentOtan tones.
Then the super, managing 20 dfa'
back bis head through the hole IN tb
waye, disappeared. Ham FooBlte
beayeg q stormy sigh
"'AB0fher ylctim seized by the n
lenness sea, alas be said"
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1916-11-23
DO IT NOW, GOOD WATcHWORD
Habit of Procrastination Has Never
Yet Failed to Bring Train OF
Evils in Its Wake

Sometime" is a useful word THAI ~
often overworked. remarks the MIL
waukee journal. One says, "SoTncfihnS
I will do it." but the time Heyer comes
Sometime is no time when a kind 6eefh
is 10 be done. Sometime is no time
when a definite task Is to be dome
A thing put off beyond it's rfgfd1nz
time ~encrOaches on time allotted ~
right 10 other duties. One may THINK
he is gaining time by postpoDing 1S0
duty Of the hour. In fact, he is Enst@
ing time. Tomorrow" and ever -g0s
morrow" has been the ruin Of mnags
DO now the thing that should BE donD
now. Have you had a quarrel and arB
sou ready for reconciIiationI do nOz
p0gtpone if. The other person may ger
hardened in his views and become uh-
willing to be recOnciled He EsSEy aAB
and leave you TO a lasting regret flsaE
Won had not made friends. W0aBd yOE
helm someone? DO not wait ub hep
is past being help. Put Of ali 10
morrow" mending the fence, and goHE
neighbours cattle viii have found Laa
weak place aud made havoc with yoE1
: grain. Put off paying your insurance
2 and perhaps a fire viii destroy sis
you have. Debts do not grow less -
postponing payment do II now~ u =
2 GOOD walcbword. Say the kiDd sora.
DO the Kind deed, perform the dmS q
. the home,
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1916-11-23

understand me. on credit sixty
days. y'understand, aud then he
couldn't pay FOR EN-, understand me-
q Il rohblng already. An ldeeV"
81 didn't say no such thing" Zapp de-
clarcd. San | says Is II a Teller buys a
couple thousand dollars goods which he
needs ia his business on sixty days
credit, and he couldn't pay for 'em on
account he Is buying for net cash an
automobile which he didn't need and
couldn't afford. understand me, then
he is robblng, Birsky, and that's all
there is to It,"
GLOW do you know Rehaeld gives
cnsh for the automobile, Zappf"
"a question |" Zapp exclaimed. "Au'
tomoblles is always sold for cnsh, Biz
sky, I'm Especially to fellers which
couldn't AFFORD an automobile, under
stand me, because If such n fellei
would buy one on ten days credit only
and in between times his rent or If
Insurance falls due, understand me,
would take so much enjoyment out 0
riding I'm the automobile, that RICH
away he finds Git the Innings amt u
to sample or the buttons mint sewe
on correct or something. The automC
bile dealers figured II right, Blrsky,
wish the waist business was on a G. {
d. basis, too. Because a cohcern whic
sells goods for cash, Blrsky, never gel
no cancellations from nobody"
Never mind, Zupp. You would Sc
/, that pretty soon the automobile
would sell on credit, too. People alr
, going 70 he so crazy to buy autom
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1916-11-23

II is n well-known fact that pearl
fishers and divers do not live long.
They often have to dive for lrD feet
or more without any special outfit, and
the strain wears them out before their
lives are really half over. From n
depth Of 100 feet q pearl diver usually
brings up two oyster shells at n time.
II Is exciting work. The diver never
knows whether he has brought to the
surface u shell ~incloslng a priceless
gem or not. The Malay pearl divers
are. perhaps, the finest in the world
When he is going to dive, the Malay
slowly lowers himself down from the
side Of the boat to the water and takes
several breaths, each breath getting
deeper and deeper. Finally, he takes {
tremendously long breath, turns heat
downward, and plunges into the oeeai
depths. In two, three or perhaps -four
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1916-11-23

Viii leaae IfHL N9lg eglymalleee
he Constitution ~ dc Bef " isiE ~
3 geaf figure iH oaF auaaif his nnele.
Geu, william 1913, bgigF . very alNef'
sBf pgsll0B, ~ u Naf De- Hf40 Auften'
aegee ~ farce % H4e Ka8al laab "
ase Alsgssf N AaN mleefa aga nlen.
Bsu. Ni4g bg1 foHaa under washing
f0H, va IL e0iggleae n thf aTspg ABe
~ lie surrender ~ lgef fbe NouHe
H90 Delgo4 ~ Hegf Daaf9efg at@a
: wAeFe GAieege aoH sia19A Hul
Nas AagfeleaG ~ b. axaeutae, bat Nal
fnallg Tau1fge1,
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1916-11-23

N Irish waiter gamed Kenny was
noted fur h5e WI ana ready aDswers.
A party N gentlemen B1lo we're stay
lBg Ut TIE hotel heard " KeDBgg wib
and oue NJ them made d BET that be
w0gl9 ~ something that Kenny
G08l1Bf answer Ut one 4 bottle N
champagne was Or4erc4. aHd tie one
z1l0 bad DaAe h8e bet t0Ok bod u pe
b0fae 0Bg commenced 70 open H. The
aork cam OBf With q bang and Gew
mo- EeDDys mouth 7Ab" BE- Haidl
AnLsfl Il 8Ot ns beg ~ Cork" keDpy
Gook fge e0fk ont N bis mouth ape
reple9s no but ~ H9e Nay % XII
Eenngsg
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1916-11-23

biics, now that gasolene Is showed UP
50 high" Birsky said
"tyel1, that don't change my plans
any" zapp replied, "because the way
the waist business i8 after Christmas
Etrgky. IL / owned the Hudson RIVER
ana automobiles was run with water,
/ couldn't afford q ~pushcart even"
gwen 10, Zapp, there's lots Of fell
Iers in the delicatessen business wlIch
Is Obliged 10 run automobile deliveries,
and for every penny they've got to
my more on gaAolcne, they stick two
cents q pound On pastrami oder Frank
mfters.'
"That again n something for u
manufacturer Of sOdamint ODER pepsin
tablets 10 w6rry about, not me, Birsky.
Auyt0w, Blraky, If cigar stores
couldn't sell cigarettes 10 minors I'M
der fine hee Of Mztsen, there ought 10
BE- a Iaw prohibiting diicafessen deal'
eys from selling their ~maeIiaj0vos to
adults Oger the age N twenty-five. IN
fart Hlragy, II Kansas anA Maine
. would ~ prohibition 90 delicaiefzen
INSTEAD N zpID1appS, Blrsky not only
e0uta II be better for business, Jun
aerztaud. bot there would BE- less
Ienmee aBs0. 0n account there u more
fellDyg feelg IKE committing murder
tie Gay after me d~eljeateEssn supper
nsaa teH mlmtes after a hundred Eg1'
EbAgh aB1 d0Hft y0u foYzet IT, A1G
fbafs 06g OBe FeagyD R4)T k0ckefeije'
iasgt Gg4Bg ~ haYm bY putting 80 fb1
OnDe Il gaN0geDe, beeagze WjJeD 80
zA0nz beaYt 1Daje fom eTos@Gi
IYfb Agepge ~ 4 0etDek ~ the afteT
NON, ! vim astNsalles gag rSB, 30
viii zanl6aae, bst win ~beiA1id,DI
mn b4y rWa ~ . I8iag na1SbSs
4gaft
Ybzfg phey4 gOggs mating o ~
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ne eBfN8AaAs ~ Nto1Deak DfaaI
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gfstF ~ ~ bsa gaefi1fe
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~ 49, Ngsse HeN Ssaeas esgageK n
49, 4 H0A gga 80 ~ 9essA 80
80 ~ Mga Ses hNs8 tV6f Nae "A
~ ~ ~ mesF
f1s naAas HAess ~ ftA1 ass
go - AeHeA n fWAaes ~ :
HsWsT Ne4 $50
esN feeF DAs . assee -
a. ANHa8sA
81 y 80 ~ fse tss4sf eesaas
1aass - g fsfe - 2 @sef1
MAe6Maf Il Apa hs#AT
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1916-11-23

rulped down the remainder Of his cot.
fee.
allow much was that mortssgeT
Zapp inquired.
"Just fifteen hundred dollars" Biz
sky admitted.
aAnd do you think you would got
the money when the three years Is
upT" Zapp insisted.
II don't know" Blrsky retorted, "and
/ don't care, Zapp. Because we only
live once, zapp, and we are soon dead.
"soouer, even" Zapp concluded III
you ride fast enough in automobiles
tconrrlght. New York TrIbunel
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1916-11-23

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Aaus4 ~ ~ Aalangag ~ NHNAaHf ~
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sI,ag4 ~ tegfk mi haf N'
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Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1916-11-23

@yAn Cssa N ~ ~ezifeiDey Bni8eky
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@1E4 mt BbfAl1y ElglM9Yed g%
n kf91. ut geH eazbt N hsaf hm
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hsAl4 ~ ~ Ra1szg W. Atbd Wssa8y
I'm ~ ~ b>szBf n firm sD9 fe15Ne4
~ mAall4 N mn ~ AffbHas mi ~
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Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1916-11-23
Vie Mannifoent MemorN

Hchildren," squeaked me aneaa@@e
man. y can remember just ~ HeA -
II n was Yesterday when ! Has q boy
and beefsteak and potatoes Begs -
cheap that we bad EN- az our ttoa@s
most every day, and were atHaH D@E
mitfed 10 eat au We wanted " eNA
%. ] tel ye, I've got q ~eAa0szfm
eeIlee! bee -mel1orY|
Later the children said ani0ns tNpAs
solves. Truly Eheie CULVER kms 80
amazing mem0rg-be eap ~feaHtfes
Things that could not p9salsg A@ye
happened, Kansas cry Sur
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1916-11-23
-s,uns,,ant 10 Mothers
Ita4 Season HoW on.

"1fg wife Asked ne ~ tBatM u piece
NJ f1ib0H tor hef thfs morning ma ]
yefgs4d, F1W I win / hid done ~
HiA askedS
"Niat 1i1 sBe arr
"slis vent dOtgh ~ fnateh II herself
ana Of1efe1 atGaa nv dollars worth
N stuff z4fst h0fBs 'e65Ieetf"
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1916-11-23

minutes his form is seen in the water
coming up. His face Is turned up
ward. His strong hands beat the wa
ter away from under him in vigorous
downward sweeps. His face looks ter
ribIy strained. At last, GREATNESS, ex-
haustcd, he reaches the surface ana Is
hauled into the boat, where he lies
quite still for u few moments, appar-
| entity exhausted. But in comparative
Is few minutes he IS ready to plunge
again.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1916-11-23

AAaa SEATS IA little Aafe bei9H
.a1f sanss fllaa Biiis tgaRf " shat
aeg Aaae iglsg tea9e 40, bAf MA H0#
a AlAefeal segsk 1Ae Hags ~ zee
|Af1 AlHAfegf aei4 fbaugA fyAg as
|Aaaalae hHAa HAalA ekafgfaaAf f.
aga 80 n NeHlS i ~ AZ Alas
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1916-11-23

0s0 Maade, " q charming Ei1 err
|HClArmihEf | should say st !
never INV bot one tiah h%afdhearled
enough 10 resist her'
htVhD WIS thAtT
@Tile marble statue III the tatEP
Fi0fida fines Union
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1916-11-23

no you know anything abotit tie
miliea of fiis ptatP asked the man
witI ne h61pgfmmed s%peetacles.
~ ydu mem tie etap WHO'S bdtking
fife Hi6Wp answered the atniable low
bf0w, n guess bes 0r somewhere
wishing be could kieE iihiself'-B
h1haimm AeeHefaid
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1916-11-23

"Of course sou have 90 ech0 some
where around tie place" said Miss
Cayenne.
- humber u them" replied the
bold nan. "sball ! direct you %
themT
y don't waBt one for myself There
IL o maH 10 DE party who insists Oh
being absolutely agreed Bifh eyery
ame BE- says u w0rd.f- Waslingtol
EtRr,
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1916-11-23
COVETED BY ALL.

but possessed by few-a beautiful
head of hair. II yours 10 streaked with
r 9 or is harsh and stiff, you can re-.
store It to its former beauty and lus-
ter by using La Creole" Hair Dress
ing. Price S1.00.-Ady.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1916-11-23
,.r~aE mon cost Of living Is ter.
flble expensive
Louis Iilrsky the real estntel

AihAN
Louis Blrsky the real estater
remarked, as he sented himself oppo'
site Bnrnet Zupp In Wasserbaure's
Restaurant. This observation hud
been provoked by u notice In the bill OF
fire that ON and after n certain date
the 40 cent regular dinner would BIO
increased TO 80 cents, and znpp looked
M from Il plate of loksllen soup TO In
dorse Blrsky's sentiment with II nod so
emphatic that drops OF the grehsy huld
were scattered oil around,
II bet yer" zapp said, cleansing his
mistache With his lower lip. "Oniy
this morning / see 1t costs Marcus Fast
two thousand dollars for un autotilo-
bile already"
"You don't tell mer' Louis ex-
elhlmed.
"And Hurts Shap0lnlt must also got
e pay for some diamonds fifteen nun
dred dollars" Happ continued, while
Blrsky winged his head from side to
side and made lnc0lereht noises
through his nose indicative Of shocked
surprise.
II always thought them two fellers
was pretty saving with their money
lie commented.
"A couple Of tighter propositions
don't exist ut nil" Hnpp agreed.
"Then whit do they 20 to work ant
buy III them things forY Blrsky asked
"Niio says they bought 'elnT Zapl
atked. "All | says IL that Marcus Fas
pays two thousand dollars for an auto
mobile and Harris Shnpolnlk pays If
teen hundred dollars for some dlo
monds, understand me, but 1t was 30
cob j. Itebheid who bought the auto
mobile and Sam PITY bought the dii
monds. Also ! could prove 1t to yoI
= black on white"
Here he produced u clipping whlc
read us follows:
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1916-11-23

WoNAHte GROWING eLoHY
N her bAif, II yours ~ stfsaked with
Heig, gfizzlv, Efay haifs, Hss Ia Gre
0laD ifaiF Dressing ahd etlange II IN
ne natural Way, Price AtO0|Ady,
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1916-11-23
Those weddlna Bells.

Abe-Did you get the opera scoreR
Pandora-Yeah; they tied LIN
the last minute of the play.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1916-11-23

DR.. Pierce's Pellets are best fgr iiVnrs
bowels and stomach. One little Pellet tor
a laxatiye-three for a eathartie--Adv.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1916-11-23

s14p ~ eTfohGLY ALKALINE
afl e5hstaHt 1s6 VIII b4fH 0Ht th1
Ea1D Gsaass th6 sealp ~ sEaBpOO'
Hk WITH III Cfs01s Haff DrsssinE
Ag4 lsFksH. hi Ne natural way, thoSs
BE1z. kffzz9y hzrz prfes, 1tAD%A1v.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1916-11-23

9gug1 ~ ~ u4H hNMA r. ~
fa6lAs HAAx
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1916-11-23
no YOU GET UP WITH A LAME BACk1


nleht, irritation, sediment, eve.
Lack Of control, smartlne, uric acid,
dtssInsss. indigestion, slseplesaness, nerv.
BUSINESS. sometimes the heart acts badly,
rheumatism, bloatlna, lack Of amhltions
may be loss Of flesh, sallow complexion
Prsvalsney o. Kidney Disease.
Most people do not realise the alarm.
ma increase and remarkable preyalency
Of kidney disease. While kidney dis.
orders are among The most common
aiseases that prevail, they are sometimes
The last recognized by patients, tvhe
vt,y offeH content themselves nth DOCTOR
aH ne e6eots, wAfs TIE orig fadi dfstds'
may constantly undermine the system.
teeular hftyeent and one.dollar siE'
bottles at all drug stores.
Don't make any mistake, but remember
thp maine. Dr, Kllmef's swamp Root, an!
llis address, BinEhamton, N, H. whiel
you will find on every bottle.
,mule sIse bottle OF swamp.Root by e%nclosln
tot, Al, Y, This gives you the oppqttunit'
Thpy will also send YOU a book Q
/ lie thousands Of grateful %lettefH receives
| gWamnsttoot 10 be Just the remedy needle
he vhtia and success OF .swHnp-E Root are :
o send for 4 sample size bottle Address "
writing he aufe and mention this paper.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1916-11-23

Haae Aaszae ~ fae, 4 Az Nke
- aaaAa 4 Z aesf aaaAsaaAH a :
aasEe1s,
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1916-11-23

Pain Or dali ache In lhe back e often
evidence al kidney trouble, 10 u Natures
timely warning 10 show you that The track
Of health IL not clear,
Danger signals.
n these danger signals are Undecided
more eegiaua fsshAs may he expected
hianeg trouble In itn worst form may steal
Thousands Of people have testified that
the mild aud Immediate effect Of Swamp
ilnnt, the great kidney, liver and bladder
remedy, ID eoen realised shat IL stands
Inc HIGHEST for Ne remarkable curative
slfeet n the most distressing .eases, II
You need q medlelhe, you should have th'
beat,
Lame Back.
Lame hack IA only one Of many aymp
tama 81 kidney trouble, Other ayiip
iems showing that YOU may need Swamp
itoot are, being subject 10 eiibatfNHsiul
and frequent bladder troubles DAY an
apsolAL NoTE you. may obtain a !
Ion epata 10 nF, kjlinef A Goa nl4ghhti
III nrnvh Clio remarkable merit Of THIS u
vhluAhla information, containing many I
ig6m MEN aud women who hay they i0ut
N Kidney, liver and bladder troubles 2
we'll hn0wh that. cur readers. are hdylseu
klimst A Coz U~liabAnitoil NJ, ~ Whei
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1916-11-23

egiizenaDd produces nofu HHafs
1000 Ulan0s g geaf,
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1916-11-23

0ne4nhb Of PenpsylFanla teesAFs
workers are women aud girls
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1916-11-23
BUSINESS TROUBLES

HhbfiGld II PttH, @~BcleuulsS III tHe
bankruptcy Of Hebfeld II PITT. CLOAK
una suit manufacturers, were nlea N
lie office Of the clerk Of the United
states District Court yesterday. The
principal creditors are as follows;
Characterization Wo0lleu Co.$2j 1S2,b
E0seiusko Bank (securedJ...4. 10,G42.N
M, rast II 60 "-.."."""."s." 2OSD,A
H. shap0lnik Il BonU.n""4.." lDD.W
"What did them Franco.American
people pay f0rT Bifsky asked. "A
stehtn yhtclT
II couldn't tell you exactly" Happ
replied "but you could reckon twenty
i've hundred dollars that Mra Heb'
field must got 10 10 to Palm Beach q
year ag6, understand me, and another
couple thousand TINT Bertha Pitz Il
the Belle VI the Boardwalk in Aryernt
last summer, Birsky, ana that's tn
why ii goes"
~Then two boys certainly lived be
y0nd their means" Happ aaid
"And IL amt their fautt that the.
didn't i've bey01d Marcus Fast
means and Harris shapolnik's mean
als1, because when q business ma
starts IN 10 i've beyond Ills mean'
Blrsky, he's got q downtown con
science and ~ uptown conscience
That's Wby Wien HeDGelG buys bis al
t0taobile On Br0adway md Tftyeset
enfh street fur net cash, he dlGn
w0rry himself bOw tnucb he Oves to
couple N Canal street w00lIen b0Ist
ne Marcus FAST anG Harris Shape
nlkp
"AlBt II funny h0w mOst Of them 2
frayAgant feiieYs ~ wf EuefI 80 elegaI
|, reputation I'M g0Dd DayT Mfskg val
ron fbe Went soc ab0ve f0rtg>se
mn Bfgtet," mp afge1i9ed n;
fbafs Witt In telling Y0H, HrsS
IaYeus nm bags fr I,eifei1's a1i
mlsllk i'm N SIRE ~ If ~ w0Bld
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1916-11-23

81 - AA~va - q Z
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1916-11-23

Japan lms 2i4e uerelo0i ships
The Beaver herald. [volume] (Beaver, O.T. [Okla.]) 1895-1923, 1916-03-16
DID HE MEAN WHAT HE SAID?

la the last issue OF the Democrat the
editor. 10 speaking Of the departure Of
the former pastor Of the NJ r church
at thi, place, for another field, says,
"lt is not Wit At a feeling OF Ap2re-
citation among the members and we'll
wishers OF the church that he leaves
our midst So the people appreciated
his going. d d they?
In the same issue. the Democ rat
in spSaking Of a recent gathering at
one OF the churches, says. "A selected
quoir rendered several sacred musical
numbers That's new one on US.
Never heard ''quoir" warble.
The Beaver herald. [volume] (Beaver, O.T. [Okla.]) 1895-1923, 1916-03-16
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