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The Washington herald., 1916-09-26
ARMY ORDERS.

Capt. Frederick B Downing TO Plltts5urE y Y
tirr Lieut. Eikln L. Franklin TO Oregon AEric1l-
tural College. Corvallis Orez
First Lieut.. Arnold y RroSstad infantry 70
Ss7 Diego Signal Corp Aviation School
Second Lieut.. Thorne De-e II tn San Dis-p
signal Corps Aviation School.
Cart. Thomas De W. Milling TO Boston
Leave cf ahsens TO First Lieut.. Richard z
Scott extended one month
Resignation Of First Lieut. Elmo Dawson
Fins Infantry. Aiabams Nstional Guard. accepted
Resignation Of FRS Lieut. Henry Hsfner. Third
Field ARTILLERY. New York National Guard 40
cepted
First Lieut. Roy W AEhbrook retired relieved
at Blackstone Military Academy. Blackstone Va
Col John Guilfoyle will report TO the War
Co lege division.
First Lieuts- James Kirk and Henry s Aursnd
70 SANDY Hook Proving Ground
Capt Raymond sheldon to Chicago
Mai. Charles H. Cabaniss retired leave of sb
senCe for one month extended
Five d4ys leave granted Capt Francs W CLARK
Lie,t Col. Th0mas G. Hanson to Fort sam
Leave Of lbsen,e for two months granted CAPT
Albert S. Fugsr.
Resignation Of First Lieut.. Calvin l. Coo7-r &C
cePted.
Maj Allie W Williams to Pbi,adelpht,.
Capt. Thomas F. RYAN ?, tired assigned to a-tivs
duty. general recruiting Ssrvice. Fort Wayne Ind
Flrst Lieut. Norton NJ. BrsTdslee to Fort Warren
Masa
First Lieut.. Ward z Duv,u to Fort Du Pou,
Del.
ReEgratlon H second Lieut. Joseph s. Armstrong
California National Guard. accepted.
Resignation n FIrst Lieut.. Chester A Baker
Massachusetts National Guard accepted.
Capt. William z Baker. Twerty-ffth Infantry. tc
Walter Reed General H,e7ital, D c
Capt. Fulton Q. c. GArdrer granted ten dsys
leave.
Second Lieut.. whittsn EsS to San Diego sig
nal Corps ATistion School.
Resignation Of sccond Lieut.. GeorEe A HUI
New York Nation u Guard accepted
Resignation Of First Lieut.. Perry A. Coke-. MSS
sippi National Guard accepted.
Mai Elijah B. Msrtindsle. II. to he, Wss
Barracks Fla.
The Washington herald., 1916-09-26
Seen and Heard by George Miner.

New London, Conn, Sept 25-Prof. Oregon
OF Columbia University, is soon to publish a
book on Mexico. 1t should be we'll worth read
ing, for Prof Obregon is highly intelligent
well read and observing man
III wager, however, that it will not contain
one intensely interesting incident in the profes-
sor's own life which was told me today by one
of the gentlemen connected with the interna-
tonal conference being held here.
Before Prof. Obregon settled down on Cathe.
drai Heights to be instructor in Columbia
he lived in Mexico City and was prominent
in political and literary affairs. The revolution
came, with the subsequent rapid changes of gov
ernment, and Senior Obregon was more or less
up in the air. He had in the past expressed
freely his views on political economy and like
subjects and he did not know for the life of him
just where he stood when Huerta came into
control in Mexico. He suspected, however, thai
he stood to lose and was very much on the
wrong side, and so believing in safety first ant
yielding to his wifes entreaties he arranged fol
an automobile to start late at night and take
him far away to safety
Somehow Huerta heard of this and a few
hours before Senior Obregon was due to star
on his flight the famous gray automobile o
fate drove up to his door and staff office
alighted and said President Huerta wanted
him to come to the palace at once.
Mrs. Obregon shrieked and had Mysteries
for was not this the same automobile tina
every night took people out for a ride whc
never came back and was not the invitation
they received that the President wished the
presence at the palace Immediately identica
with the one just delivered?
! 1t could mean but one thing-that Seno
Obregon was on Huerta's blacklist and wa
to be shot that night somewhere in the out
skirts. Mrs Obregon begged that her hus
band try to himself that he slip out a
the back and do his best to escape. Senol
Obregon, however knew that escape from
the city was impossible if he had really beer
selected for execution so he decided to face the
condition bravely and hope for the best
He got into the gray with the best show
OF a carefree manner he could put on Sure
enough, they did drive to the palace, and he
was conducted to Huerta's room.
"Ah, senor," said that worthy 81 am sorry
to have disturbed you late at night, but
wished to know at once if you will accept q
portfolio in the cabinet l am now forming.
would be very glad to have you one of my min
Iisters"
That was Huerta's idea Of a joke. He really
did want Obregon in his cabinet and appointed
him, but he thought it would be very funny tc
let him think he was to be shot first
Thank you, yes stammered Obregon, AZ
would be delighted to serve and will you kindly
let me telephone to my wife at once She
thinks am on the way to execution"
And Huerta laughed and laughed.
Obregon in telling the story afterward usec
to say that there only minute between
extinction and distinction with him.
The Washington herald., 1916-09-26
NAVAL ORDERS.
ORDERS 10 oFF1cERs

ORDERS TO OFFICERS
Capt W B. Fletcher, to member Of genera
board, Navy Department Washington, D c.
Lieut. Junior gradel b. P. Noble, 70 Terry.
Lieut.. Junior gr1de) J. R. Peterson. i 70 con
nection fitting out Wilkes and duty On board vher
commissioned.
Surgeon c. D. AnShorns. resignation accepted
from September le, 1916.
MOVEMENTS OF VESSELS.
Annapolis arrived at San Diego September q
ANNAPOLIS sailed for San Francisco. September 9
Birmingham arrived at Hampton Roads. Septembel
q; Charleston sailed 70 sea, September %; Della.
arrived at Hampton Roads. September y
Dubuque arrived at Hampton Roads, September p
Florida arrived At Hampton Roads September Is
Kansas arrived at Hampton Roads. September Q
Michigan arrived at PhiladelpNia. September o
Milwaukee arrived at Thuron, September : Mime
sofa arrived Hampton Roads. September s
Nevada arrived at Hampton Roads, September 3
New Hampshire arrived at Hampton Roads Sep
tember %; New York arrived at Hampton Roads
September g. Oklahoma arrived at Hampton Roads
September q South Carolina arrived at Hampton
Roads, September q; St Louis arrived at Huo
September q: Texas arrived at Hampton Roads
September q; Utah arrived at Hampton Roads
September Q; Vermont arrived at Hampton Roads
September Q
The Washington herald., 1916-09-26
And Then He Slew Hin.

What is the difference" began the
Cheerful Idiot
Everybody but the gri1n-lookinF man
arose and left
What is the difference" he went un-
deterTedly on, between somebody plAc-
ing wearing apparel in q saratoga, and a
bloodhound with a bad cold?''
Tho grim-looking man said nothing. but
drew a pistol steslthily from his hip-
pocket
One is a trunk packer and the other is
q punk tracker."
CWe draw a veil over the sickeninE de-
tails Farm Life.
The Washington herald., 1916-09-26

The recommendation of the committee of the
milk producers that the District create a munici-
pal dairy seems to be another toward the
elimination Of the little business man. The wastes
involved in duplication of service incident to
many businesses, is apparent to almost any one
in the matter of the distribution of milk Roches-
ter N. Y, long ago took over the business OF
milk inspection and distribution, the result being
enormous decrease in the number of wagons,
horses and men, better wages, shorter hours and
cheaper and better milk. European cities, notably
ahead Of US in the handling of the problems of
modern congestion, long ago extended the same
principle to common needs ranging in scope from
bread to opera. The small business man of this
country may enter strenuous opposition to this
movement, but it is a tendency of economic
development that is difficult to halt.
The Washington herald., 1916-09-26

Carranza's delegates at New London have in
formed the American delegates that their chief
will not permit any fooling and that they
will not even discuss the proposed loan to Mexico
until American troops withdrawn from Mex
lean territory. No progress has been made by
the New London conference, and none will be
made, it is authoritatively announced until the
American troops withdrawn Much money is
being expended by the United States entertain
ing" the Mexican delegates and their suites and
every diplomatic expedient is being resorted to by
Secretary Lane and his fellow delegates to avert
abrupt calling off Of the conference. But the
M.xieans have received their instructions and
positively refuse seriously to discuss any subject
except the withdrawal of Pershing's command
Meanwhile, the administration apparently believes
that Villas activities make that step steadily less
practicable.
The Washington herald., 1916-09-26

Further Developments of the meeting Of the
railway executives advisory committee indicate
that the railways disposed not only to accept
the wage increase forced on them by the Adam
son wage-increase law, but they purpose to 60
further and seek to make President Wilson's
course the precedent of accomplishing a number
Of important changes including compulsory arbi-
tIation of wage disputes with common carriers,
complete Federal control, eliminating all State
interference with any road engaged at all in
interstate commerce, increase of the powers
Of the Interstate Commerce Commission so that
it will be able to exercise supervision over, not
only the roads and their charges, but over wages
and every phase of the relations between the
roads and their employees. They contend that
this would be an agreeable relief from the exac-
tion OF the unions, and they assert that in COM
pelling Congress to advance the wages of the
members of the brotherhoods, Mr.. Wilson has
established precedent for such extension of
Federal control
The Washington herald., 1916-09-26
The Choicest Possession

Some people have lots Of money
More than they really can spend:
And some have wonderful talents.
And honors and fame without end
And others have social position
And charm and beauty and Wit;
And some are by destiny lifted
In the seats Of the mighty 70 sit
And we envy such people as lucky:
But in studying the matter we fnd
That the really lucky folk in the world
Are those that have peace Of mind!
-ZeIla Bissell Chstheld in Farm life
The Washington herald., 1916-09-26
| SAW HER.

| her in her bathing suit.
A creature wonderful to see;
her cheeks were pink as ripenng fruit,
Her grace the grace OF poetry.
She wore the most expensive hose.
And shoes to match, the color red
Her hair was bound by one Of those
Quaint caps that snugly fit the head.
Her suit was silk and finely wovc,
And well became her figure trim,
Yet greater wonder: when she dove
l learned that she could also swim.
Detroit Free Press
! saw her in a movie film,
A creature with an angels face,
A pretty form, divinely slim,
And movements OF exquisite grace.
She wore most expensive gown
With things to match from shoes to hat
And not woman in the town
But envied her-you bet on that.
She was, to make it brief, pearl
Just get your mind around that fact
But greater wonder this here girl
Although a movie star-could act.
Springfield Union.
l saw her in a kitchenette,
And she had been bride since Tune;
About her condiments were set
And she stirred something with a SPOON
Fair was she and divinely plump,
And her red lips were Cupid bows;
Her chin was like sugar lump
Her cheeks the color of the rose.
There was dimple in her arm
| paused to take another look
At this young bride so full of charm,
Who-strange to chronicle-could cook.
Houston Post
| saw her on a papers staff,
Society was what she wrote,
A page or so, and mostly chaff,
OF people more or less of note.
She had most exclusive air,
She had cart blanche" to ev'ry place,
She radated "savoir faire,"
And had a sweet, unwrnkled face.
That kind of work seemed justly hers.
But one day she surprised me quite,
By flashing checks from publishers,
And then l found that she could write.
The Washington herald., 1916-09-26
A PLEA FOR SUFFERERS.
Reader of The Herald Asks Ala for
War Victims.

Editor The Washington HersIo-In a
recent Issues Of The Washington Herald
there h a paragraph saying that the
United States has Gin two yearE, given
SZA!Oo,O0 70 relieve suffering caused b.
the war IN Europe. We are the richest
and most generous of the nstioDs." you
say. VIII you kindly DO q little sum IN
division-divide that S2s.o00oo0 by the
loo.Ooo0o Of our population You will
see that on The average We have given
2 cents apiece! Some Cthsnk Cod > q
great deal. mote-soune less! Instead OF
ooasung Of our generosity we should be
ashamed that we have given 50 little Of
our great wealth!
VIII you N pity for the unspealusbls
agonies Of want and suffering across the
seas, put this statement before your
readers and ask them 70 begta 70 be
truly generous VIRGINIA"
The Washington herald., 1916-09-26
SCHOOLS AND COLLEGES
George Washington University
Law School
Begins its Sind year Sept. y, st

Members Of the Association Of Amer
team Law Schools, which requires strict
standards for C~trsnCe and course.
This ensures q select student body aad
maximum credit from other law schools
throughout the United States for work
done in the school
Instruction according TO the most
widely approved methods BY profeS-
sionsl teachers trained in the best
modern law schools and by lawyers IN
active practice.
Three-year course for LII 3. degree;
one-year postgraduate for LII n and
NJ. P. l.
B-5U-s so. Optional classes T.5o-S.lb m
Secretary, Masonic Temple n $50.
The Washington herald., 1916-09-26

IN this area whether Mexico would ever
have consented 70 sell the territory 20
the United States II Santa Anna. her
President, and realized what the AFrt-
cultural opportunities Of that section
were. We have had many surprises due
70 our acquisition Of new territory-IIke
the discovery Of gold IN Cslifornia-but
think none was greater than the
denomination that that part Of the great
American desert is a land OF wonderful
fertility"
ioopy1sht. 1ssJ
The Washington herald., 1916-09-26

The biggest exporters and bankers of the
country are to confer with the trade advisor OF
the British Embassy and hope to succeed in
ending the seizures of United States mail by
England. If they succeed they will have excel
lent recommendations for jobs in the State De
partment after November
The Washington herald., 1916-09-26

The Eastern press is discussing the Adamson
law and its political and economic bearings with
is not widely considered here is the dissatisfaction
of the great body of railroad men who are get
ting left. The trainmen claim a strength of
fed with the new law, they are at least quiescent;
but the million more of railway workers who
are left out of the reckoning entirely, whom the
Adamson law does not comprehend not only
dissatisfied, but are likely to make trouble if the
law is sustained-Oakland Tribune
The Washington herald., 1916-09-26

Germsnys declaration Of respect for the lives
for noncombatants has been adhered to with
more or less principally less). integrity re-
CARDS her submarine warfare But then there is
difference between blowing people to pieces
or drowning them at sea and killing them with
bombs fred from above.
The Washington herald., 1916-09-26

straw vote taken by a New York news
paper giving Mr. Hughes substantial lead in
his race against Mr. Wilson, is belittled by the
Democrats as being light" indication. In No
vember, with good luck, Hughes sdherents
point out there will be nothing light" about
the vote.
The Washington herald., 1916-09-26

A combination of local bosslets, eager to OBJ
tain party committee positions by parcelling out
of public offices without regard to public in
terests, has achieved the defeat of Robert Bacon.
But so far as Mr.. Bacon actually suffered defeat
the loss was not his, but that of his State and
city. Even the local machine leaders who op-
posed him were the first to concede yesterday
morning the vote polled by Mr.. Bacon was a
surprise to them and vastly in excess of any
thing they had expected or believed possible.
Had Mr.. Bacon been nominated it would have
been one of the most cheering things that recent
Republican political history has known in this
State.-New York Tribune
The Washington herald., 1916-09-26
A BIRD THOUGHT.

A BIRD THOUGHT.
o If the birds could understand
How we'll we wish them and would be
Responsive to the kindly hand
OF love and amityl
How fair to have singing friend
Like that beside us all the day
When cares and troubles dark impend
To cheer our thorny way!
promise now if any such
Will come in answer to my whim
IN pay the charge however much,
And dig his worms for him.
Copyright. lGSl
The Washington herald., 1916-09-26

A quarter back at Columbia kicked twenty
three goals out of twenty-five attempts, and the
coaches say they hope he will pass exanina-
ton We should think no further examination
would be necessary.
The Washington herald., 1916-09-26

Boston Lawyer and Wife Lost in Woods, "
Gays headline. Hubby probably hnd some
loophole of escape-if he is like some other legal
lights who claim the Hub City their home
port.
The Washington herald., 1916-09-26

That fleet of eighty or more allied warshps
off Saloniki is likely to Greece" the skids for
a certain country to slide into the little Euro
pean pleasantly.
The Washington herald., 1916-09-26
The Open-Air School

Ten from OctobeT 70 June. individual instrao.
tion given % children between s and g ysars For
ifo-smtion address MarE8rst P. Paine sS0S I5th q
nv Col %
The Washington herald., 1916-09-26
A Line o Cheer Each Day Q the Year.
By JOHN KENDRIcK BANGS.

First printing Of an original poem. written daily
for The Washington Herald.
The Washington herald., 1916-09-26
NATIONAL UNIVERSITY
SCHOOL OF LAW
Evening Sessions Exclusively

Standard courses, leading 10 degrees
Of Master and Bachelor Of Laws.
The undergraduate course may bS
completed and the degree of Bachelor
Of Laws secured at end of second year.
For catalogue, application blanks.
etc address the Dean. at the Admins.
trstlon office. Southern Building
Phone Main 66I7. or after September
25 at National Law School Building
S16-S7s 18th ST NV
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1916-02-10
SAYS HOT WATER
EACH DAY KEEPS
THE DOCTOR AWAY
Drink Glass of Hot Water Before
Breakfast 20 Wash out
the pOiSOnS.

Life is not merely to live, but to
live well, eat well, digest well, work
WELL sleep well. look Well What a
glorious condition to attain, and yet
how very easy it is if one will only
adopt the morning inside bath.
Folks who are accustomed to feel
dun and heavy when they arise, split
ting headache, stuffy from a cold, foul
tongue nasty breath. acid stomach,
can, instead feel as fresh as a daisy
by opening the sluices of the system
each morning and flushing out the
whole of the internal poisonous stag
nant matter
Every one. whether ailing. sick or
well, should zach morning before
breakfast, drink a glass Of real hot
water with a teaSpoOnful of limestone
phosphate in it to wash from the
stomach, liver, kidneys and bowels
the previous days indigestible waste,
sour bile and poisonous toxins. thus
cleansing, sweetening and purifying
the entire alimentary canal before
putting more food into the stomach.
The action of hot water and lime
stone phosphate on an empty stomach
is wonderfully invigorating. 1t cleans
out all the sour lamentations gases,
waste and acility and gives one a
splendid appetite for breakfast While
YOU are enjoying your breakfast the
water and phosphate is quietly eN-
tracing a large volume of water from
the blood and getting ready for a
thorough flushing of all the inside
organs,
The millions of people who are
bothered with constipation, bilious
spells. stomach trouble, rheumatism;
others who have sallow skins, blood
disorders and sickly compilations are
urged to get a quarter pound Of lime
stone phosphate from the drug store.
which will cost very little, but is suf-
ficient 10 make anyone a pronounced
crank on the subject of internal sani-
tation-AdV.
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1916-02-10
Don't Merely Stop" a
Cough
stop the Thing that Causes IL
and the Cough will
Stop Itself

A cough is really one Of our best
friends, II warns us that there is in
tammation or obstruction in danger
GUS place, Therefore, when YOU get a
bad cough don't proceed to dose yourself
with lot of drugs that merely stop"
the cough temporarily by dcadenng the
throat nerves Treat the causc-hcal the
intlamed membranes. Here is a home.
made remedy that gets right at the cause
and will make an obstinate cough vanish
more quickly than YOU ever thought pos
sIble
Put 2l9 ounces of Pincv go cents
WORTH in pint bottle and fill the bottle
with plain granuIatcd sugar syrup. This
gives You full pint Of the most pleasant
and effective cough remedy You ever used,
at a cost Of only j4 cents No bother to
prepare, Full directions with PmeX.
1t heals the inhamcd membranes so
gently and promptly that You wonder
how it does il. Also loosens drv, hoarse
or tight cough and stops the formation of
phIegm in the throat and bronchial tubes,
thus ending the persistent loose cough.
Pnoy is a highly concentrated com.
pound OF Norway pine extract, rich in
guaiacol, and is famous the world over
for its healing effect on the membranes.
To avoid disappointment. ask your
druggist for "2la ounces of PineX," and
don't accept anvthino else. A guarantee
Of absolute satisfaction, or money prompt
" refunded goes with this preparation,
Ihe PlneX Co., FIT. Wayne, Ind.
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1916-02-10
BRITISH GENERAL
IN AFRICA QUITS
sir Horace Lockwood smith Dorricu
Rclinqui-hc~ Command on Ac-
count OF III Health

LONDON. Feh g.-tN.}5 %. mJ-
General Sir Horace Lockwood smith
DUuien has rcluqulshed the COM
maud of the British forces operating
i'm East Africa owing To- ill health, it
was officially announced tonight
General Jan Christian SHUTS. the
minister of the interior, mines and de-
fcnses of the Union of South Africa,
has accepted the vacancy with the
rank of temporary lieutenant general
the announcement added.
Prior To- going 20 Africa General
smith Dorrien commanded the Brit
ish Second army i'm Flancers. While
the British expedition against Ger
man East Africa was organizing in
November General SHUTS was placed
in command and early in December
announced that the entire force asked
for the expedition had been recruited
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1916-02-10
Clears Away Pinples

There is one remedy that seldom fails
to clear away all pimpes, black heads
and skin eruptions and that makes the
skin soft. clear and healthy.
Any druggist can supply you with zemo,
which generally oyercomeS all skin dis
eases. Acne, eczema, itch, pimples,
rashes, black heads in most cases give
way to zemo. Frequently, minor blem-
ishes disappear overnight Itching usu-
ally stops instantly Zemo is safe, clean,
easy to use and dependable. 1t costs only
25c; an extra large bottle, Sl00. It
will not stain, is not greasy or sticky and
is positively safe for tender, sensitive
'N'N'' Zomo, Cleveland.
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1916-02-10

scalp would get sore and
my hair fell out by haudGuls.
/ could not bear the weight
Of my hand upon my scalp.
q" tried several remedies
without relief. ! began using
Cuticura Soap and Ointment
and | could see, after had
used one application. my scalp
WAS getting bettpr ! ussJ
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1916-02-10
Your Nerves TingIe
With New Vitality
Kellogg's SanitOne Waters Fill Your
Mind With Joy and Help to
Vitalize New Vim and Vigor
Into Your Body.
SO CENT BOX FREE.

Get nerves like steel; be clear Drained.
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nothing else. If you are nerve-racked,
weary and peevish, and your friends be.
gin to think you're dead one" this
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1916-02-10

four cakes Of Cuticura Soap and two boxes
Of Ointment and now | am entirely well.
used them one month and they healed
me and my hair Is smooth and glossy"
lsgned) John NJ. seay, r, +. D. Box l5,
Edgewood, Va, Aug. IL, 1915.
Sample Each Free by Mail
With 32-p. Skin Book on request. Ad-
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