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Der Deutsche correspondent. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1841-1918, 1916-03-21

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Der Deutsche correspondent. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1841-1918, 1916-03-21
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Der Deutsche correspondent. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1841-1918, 1916-03-21
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Der Deutsche correspondent. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1841-1918, 1916-03-21

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Der Deutsche correspondent. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1841-1918, 1916-03-21

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Der Deutsche correspondent. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1841-1918, 1916-03-21

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The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1916-07-19
NOTICE TO CONTRACTORS.

State of Indiana, Wayne County, SIS:
Notice is hereby given that the
Board of County Commissioners of
Wayne County will receive sealed pro-
posals for the construction of the fills
and approaches for the Dalton bridge
in Dalton township, at II o'clock a. m.
on Monday, August the 7th, 1916, at
the county auditors office in the court
house, in the city of Richmond.
Bios will be received for the COM
pletion of said work in accordance
with the plans and specifications on
file in the auditors office of Wayne
county.
Bids must be submitted on blanks
designated by the state, which may be
procured of the auditor of Wayne
county.
Each bid shall be accompanied by
a personal or surety bond in a sum
rot less than the amount Of the bid,
and in all respects conform with the
law governing such matters.
The board reserves the right to re-
ject any and all bids.
By order of the Board of Commiss-
toner's of Wayne county.
L. S. BOWMAN,
Auditor Wayne County
Iuly 1926
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1916-07-19
CERr1AN RRISONERS
CLUB SOCIAL
TO PAY COST
OF new PARK

HAGERSTOWN, Ind, July 19-Rev.
and Mrs. A. c. Westminster left Tues
day for University Place, Lincoln, Ne
braska, in response to message re-
ceived Monday informing them of the
critical illness OF Rev. Wischmeier's
father, who has been sick at the home
Of his daughter since last spring. Mrs.
Wischmeier will spend some time with
her parents, Mr.. and Mrs. C. Peterson,
who also live in Lincoln. E. There will
be an ice cream cone festival at the
school park Saturday evening, under
the auspices Of the Progressive club.
The proceeds will go for the upkeep
OF the park. :. Mrs. Sarah Bell and
daughter Florence. entertained Mr..
and Mrs. John Hanscom or Modoc,
at dinner Sunday. -. H. c. Knode of
indianapolis was calling on friends
here Sunday. Miss Thelma Sells &C.
companied him home for a weeks
visit. The kindergarten taught by
Miss Esther Porter and Miss Lucille
Geisler will close a six weeks term
today. :. Mrs. Margaret Lontz is sick
at the home of her daughter, Mrs. Will
liam Porter. on Soouth Market street
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The shoulder and arm is very pain
full If raised above the head and the
pain is usually severe at night so that
sleep is impossible. If the condition
is neglected it may extend to the
hand and weaken the muscles so that
1t is almost impossible to life a cup.
A dragging, heavy sensation is often
complained of when the arm is al
lowed to swing at the side, that is re-
lieved by using sling. Exposure to
the cold or wind tends to increase
the trouble.
"A simple test is to hold the arm
at right angles to the body and exert
pressure on the elbow when pain will
be felt in the shoulder or between the
shoulder and the elbow. There is
rarely any swelling and the main SYM
ptoms are pain and weakness of the
muscles, with more or less numbness
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NOTICE..

Notice is hereby given that the part
ner ship heretofore existing between
the undersigned Roy w. Dennis, and
Walter R. Woodwork, of Richmond,
Indiana, under the name and style of
THE Roy w. Dennis Shop has been
dissolved. The undersigned Roy w.
Dennis has purchased the interest Of
said Walter R. Woodwork in said
business, and now individually owns
said entire business. The business
will be conducted by the said Dennis
individually under the present name
Of THE Roy w. Dennis Shop" All
accounts due to the old firm have
been purchased by, and are to be paid
to, said Dennis.
ROY. w DENNIS.
July 1926.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1916-07-19
CLOSE SCHOOL ROOM
.Ghu7z- EZw eSERWcE,

EATON, O., July 19.-Because the
average attendance during the last
term was less than 10, the county
board of education has ordered the
abandonment of the building in sub
district No. II, Washington township,
and the transfer of pupils to other
school or schools.
The board has also transferred six
square miles of territory from Har
rison township to the Verona school
district. which lies in the extreme
northeastern part of the county.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1916-07-19
HOLD HApNER FUNERAL

NEW PARIS, O.. July 19.-Funeral
services OF John Hapner, aged Al
years, unmarried. who died at Dayton,
Friday, were held Sunday morning at
1920 o'clock at Providence church,
north of New Paris, with burial in the
cemetery Of same. Hapner leaves one
sister, Mrs. Peter Price. two brothers,
Anthony and Alfred and one nephew.
Funeral director Elwood kessler was
called to Dayton to care for the body
and bring corpse to New Paris. From
here It was taken to the home Of his
sister at Wileys Station. Several
from here attended the funeral serv-
ices.
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hope that it will wear itself away has
resulted in much needless suffering
and an almost useless arm.
"Var-ne-sis has been unusually sue.
cessful in the treatment of this con-
dition and the results are quite rapid
when the disease is taken in time,
many have told me that two and three
bottles have been sufficient to entirely
remove every sign of the disease. but
in the old chronic cases it requires
much medicine and proper instruc-
tons as to the use of the afflicted
member"
A newspaper devoted to rheumatics
will be mailed to all who address w.
A. Varney, Lynn, Mass, and every
rheumatic should have one-it's free.
Get Var-ne-sis now, today. For sale
at Thistlethwaite's drug stores, and
all other reliable ruggists.-Ady.
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". R. c. TO PRESENT
CHURCHES WITH FLAGS

CAMBRIDGE CITY, Ind, July 10
The Woman's Relief corps will pre-.
sent each church In the city with
flag In the near future and plans are
being made by the executive commit
tee One of the features will be an
ice cream social at the home of Mrs.
j. NJ lngerman in East Cambridge on
Wednesday night, July 26. when the
public may show patriotism. by attend
ing and helping this patriotic organ.
ization.
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BABY STARTS RIOT.

HAMMOND, Ind, July 2o.-A tiny
mite of baby, crying at the top of
its voice, caused riot call and the
arrest Of two men charged with tres
pass. When neighbors of Dan Opaich
heard the screams of the baby they
thought Opaich was beating his wife.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1916-07-19
ERECT NEW BRIDGE.

NEW PARIS, O., July ia new
bridge will be constructed over the
Washington street crossing of Rocky
Ford creek, work to be commenced
the latter part of this week The old
bridge is very much worn and danger
Gus.
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MANY AFFLICTED WITH NEURITIS
Simple Tests For
Prevalent Here.
Painful Disease

and tingling sensation, although this
may be absent in many cases.
Hundreds have been benefited by
Var-ne-sis after suffering from this
painful affliction and l want to warn
the public that treatment of some
sort should commence as soon as the
disease appears, as neglect and the
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1916-07-19

Have you pain in the shoulder
when you attempt to put on your
coat? Is your arm sore and painful
at night? II so you very likely have
rheumatic neurttis, which has become
50 prevalent during the past six weeks,
said w. A. Varney the discoverer of
Var-ne-sis.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1916-07-19
NO GAME BOOKED
FOR THURSDAY NIGHT

Contrary to previous announce
ment, there is no Commercial league
gamc booked for Thursday night. The
PreSs-Fed game has been awarded to
tho Feds by forfeit. The kaysee and
Pennsy clubs are unable TO play Thurs
day night Kaysec ys. Kremo, to-
night, and Bankers VS.. Feds Friday,
arc tho games booked for the remain
der OF tho week.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1916-07-19
SHOOTS HIS DAUGHTER.

NEW ALBANY, Ind, July 20
While killing rats in his barnyard,
Thomas Schiller, accidently shot and
seriously wounded his daughter, Soph-
renia Schiller, aged eighteen.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1916-07-19

FOR SALE-Bargain, S0-horse power
Studebaker, arranged with both
truck and 5-passenger body. Address
B, Palladium 9-tf
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FOR SALE

FOR SAILS passenger, 1914 model
Overland, overhauled. Cost $1,075;
will sell for $500 to quick buyer. 514
West Main. 11-3t
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FOR TRADE-Well located vacant lot
for Ford runabout. Address Box 1874,
Richmond, Ind loft
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FOR SAII-Hot air f,-2ace, 2203
Main Street. lot
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GET YOUR LAWNMOWER sharpened
screen doors repaired and new ones
made. Work called for and delivered
1885. 3-tf
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FOR RENT room house, electric
lights. both kinds of water, $40 N.
10Th St 5-tf
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WANTED

WANTED - Experienced saleslady.
Apply at once, Railroad Store. 19-3t
GET your lawnmower snarpened,
screen doors repaired and new ones
made Work called for and delivered
Brown Darnel1 Co.. 1870 Main. Phone
1886. 3-tf
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LOST
By McManus

watch, hunting case, Sat
urday night. Reward. Phone 1874.
lott
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FOR SALE-Studebake 90" first
class condition. Inquire McConaha's
Garage lit
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WANTED

WANTED-Your carpets to clean. Call
4119. D. W. Walters. 24-26t
WANTED-Teams. Gail 3062. join
Duke. 22.tf
FOR RENT room house, electric
lights, both kinds of water, $40 N.
18th st. 5-tf
GET YOUR LAWNMOWER sharpened
screen doors repaired and new ones
made Work called for and delivered
Brown Darnell Co.. 1920 Main. Phone
1885. 3-tf
WANTED - Competent middle-aged
man for janitor and night watch
man work Desirable situation for
right party. See O. c. Krone at once.
l5-tf
-Housekeeper, call after
6 D. M, 21OS N. E. 17-7t
WANTED-a man with good habits
to work on large vegetable place
near city; steady work and good
wages to energetic man. Phone 1853
1S-ft
WANTED-To rent or buy wheel
chair. Phone 1898 1S-3t
WANTED-A young girl for light
homework and to take care of baby.
Must have reference. Call at 1902
Main or phone 1872 18-ft
WANTED-Paper hanging by Edgar
s. Wicket. Phor-, $3.50. COS n.
18th st. wed-sat
FIVE bright, capable ladies to travel,
demonstrate and sell dealers. S25 to
$50 per week. Railroad fare paid.
Goodrich Drug Company, Dept 1855,
Omaha, Neb. june 3-sat14t
WANTED-1915 or 1916 auto in good
condition. Must be cheap for cash.
Address Lock Box No. SO, Richmond,
Indiana. 19-3t
WANTED-Experien rip saw man
at once. Louck & Hill Co., 200 n.
4th street. 19-3t
WANTED-To buy all good, second
hand furniture, at Rigsbys Furni-
ture Store, IA n. 9Th st. Phone 1882.
19-7t
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WANTED - Competent middle-aged
man for janitor and night watch
man work. Desirable situation for
right party. See O. c. Krone at once.
15-tf
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FOR SALE Reed baby cab in first
class condition. Will go cheap to
quick buyer. Call 406 n. 22nd St 7-tf
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FOR SALE-Good horse, cheap if
sold at once Call Everett Schnelle,
800 S. 4th St, city. lit
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WANTED-Your carpets to clean. Call
4119. D. w. Walters. 24-26t
WANTED-Teams Gail 3O62. JohE
Duke. 22-tf
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WANTED-Wallpap ana carpet
cleaning. Like new by experts. Clay
Cleaning Co. Phone 1436. 21-tf
WANTED-Anyone who can furnish
room and board for girls. Kindly
send name and address to Atlas I'm
derWear Co. 13-7t
WANTED-Girls. Apply Richmond
Baking company 26-tf
WANTED-Bicycles, baby-cabs, wiring
ers, sweepers, furniture to repair.
Lawn mowers, saws, knives, edge tools
to sharpen screens made to order and
repaired Work called for and deliver.
ed free. Phone 1886. Wesley Brown
&. Sons. SIT
WANTED-Cattle to pasture. Phone
1886. EFT
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FOR SALE-Restaurant with a good
business. Address Lock Box No. 81
City. last
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WANTED-Housek call after
6 D. m, 210S n. E. 11-7t
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WANTED-a man with good habits
to work on large vegetable place
near city, steady work and good
wages to energetic man. Phone 1853
The Grenada sentinel. [volume] (Grenada, Miss.) 1868-1955, 1916-08-11

n herd of 20 cows pay them excellent
returns has proven hat this average
sized herd is not n bad investment.
One may correctly assume that If
these animals are placed in healthful
surroundings and given the best of at
tention the best results may be expect
ed of them. This may be accomplished
at very reasonable expense by the
construction of n separate stable, which
will easily be paid for by the increased
returns made possible by the better IA
cilities for giving the herd the atten-
ton which modern practice indicates is
necessary for successful dairying.
The particular building shown here
is SO feet in width and "a feet In
length, exclusive of the feedroom and
silo. Its main interior is devoted en-
tirely to the housing of stock, it being
assumed that there are other buildings
on the farm devoted to the storage of
roughage to be used in the dairy barn.
This stable has Il solid concrete
foundation with walls that extend UP
two feet above ground level. 1t is in
tended that the entire outer surface of
The Grenada sentinel. [volume] (Grenada, Miss.) 1868-1955, 1916-08-11
the wall shall be waterproofed 10 keep

moisture away from the foundation.
Inside the foundation walls is a
solid concrete floor which is laid off
with managers at the sides of the center
feeding alley, and c~ow-standing floors,
the front portions being on a level with
the manger floors. The standing floors
slope from the center to the cutters.
The alleys behind the cutters are sew
eral inches lower than the standing
floors and are wide enough to make
room for the manure carriers which
run on overhead tracks. This arrange
ment is excellent for the cleaning Of
the stalls, ii being possible to put the
barn in good condition easily and
quickly with a minimum of hand labor.
There are doors at each end of the
litter alleys, opening into the yard, SO
that it is possible to have easy access
to the stable from any direction. Tho
litter carrier track may be carried out
at either end of the alley, but it is
usually found to be most satisfactory
if carried out at the end near the silo,
thus leaving the other end of the struc-
ture clear.
There is a well-made ceiling over the
COW stable which gives eight feet OF
headroom in the clear above the floor
of the center feed alley. This ceiling
is carefully constructed to make ii air.
tight. Special attention is given to ven-
tilation, it being intended that flues be
placed in the walls which will allow
the incoming mir to carry the foul air
up the slope Of the roof and out of the
monitor windows in the center of the
roof.
Above the stable is a space that Is
usually filed at threshlng time with
The Grenada sentinel. [volume] (Grenada, Miss.) 1868-1955, 1916-08-11

and more to the attention of those who
have contributed to the rapid advance
of improved conditions in this business
during recent years. The new methods
have found a basis for operation in al
most every community and the public
has been aroused to such a point that
the dairyman who does not follow the
trend of the times is very likely to
have a shrinking market for his prod
ucts. The days of the old tumble
down dairy barn have passed and the
modern structure must pass the APP
proval of the critical age in which it is
erected.
One of the modern principles is
shown in the tendency, in some parts
of the country where farmers are do
ing special dairy work along sanitary
lines, to house the dairy cows in such
a separate stable as is shown here.
The purpose of this practice is TO
eliminate the dirt and dust occasioned
by handling of feed or other material
from the air in the stable. Clean air
is as important rs clean feed or clean
floors. This purpose is further aided
by the ease with which the problem
of ventilation may be solved when the
herd is kept in Il building by itself.
The practice is an admirable Il and
it should be given the hearty approval
Of every man interested in improving
the conditions of his property. 1t may
be the thought of some that the eX-
pense involved in adding a building for
the purpose of housing a few dairy
cows is not compensated for by the re-
turns from the business. This is not
true In a great many cases, for the eX-
p~erience of many farmers, who, with
the help of n man, are able to make
The Grenada sentinel. [volume] (Grenada, Miss.) 1868-1955, 1916-08-11
Only Moistened His LIPS.

Omer Scudder, a Columbus real es.
tate and insurance agent, told some of
the other business men who have of.
fees in the Bassett building that he
was hot. They agreed that they were
just as hot as he was.
II can eat all the Ice cream you
fellows are willing to buy" Scudder
declared.
The others made up 60 cents and
sent out for a half gallon Of cream.
They had a notion that Scudder would
eat about a quart after which they
would divide the remaining quart
among themselves. Scudder surround
ed the entire half gallon Of Ice cream,
smacked his lips and asked them
whether they were not going to get
him enough ice cream for a real taste.
The business men looked at each 9TH
er, smiled slckly and returned to their
places Of business. Indianapolis
News,
The Grenada sentinel. [volume] (Grenada, Miss.) 1868-1955, 1916-08-11

straw for bedding. The straw is let
down into the feedroom between the
stable and the silo, there being no
other connection between the stable
and the storage room above. The only
objection to keeping bedding in such
a storage room is removed by having
it dropped into this separate feed
room, the door into the stable being
closed, thus keeping out all dust which
may be stirred up in handling the ma
terlal. The special construction of the
floor overhead makes the sitting Of
dust down from the storage room very
slight, and the air in the stable is
therefore kept in the best condition ut
all times.
The chute used for the bedding Is
also used to drop silage from the diff
ferent silo doors as required. All OUT
side doors are hung with special roller
tracks, so they open and shut very
easily and fasten with heavy iron fas-
tenerS, which may be operated from
either the inside or outside. These de-
tails have Il very desirable effect in re-
ducing all possible waste Of time and
energy in the maintenance of the herd.
There have been Il great many de-
vices placed on the market during re-
cent years which aid the small dairy
man TO carry on his business in the
best possible manner. With modern
methods helped out by these appliances
the dairying business has lost many of
the disadvantages which II formerly
had TO contend with. BY installing his
dairy cows in Il separate stable which
is arranged to assist him in every way
in establishing a systematic and sani-
tary method of conducting this branch
of his business the farmer of today
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The Three PhUosophers.

For the first time in their lives
three genuine. simon-pure philos-
ophers went out riding in a motor car.
After they had ridden about twenty
miles out in the country the car broke
down. Said the first philosopher: II
have long wanted to study certain as
poets Of nature, and this affords me
the particular prospect I most ad-
mire." Said the second philosopher:
II observe there is a farmhouse over
there where food can doubtless be OBJ
tanned in sufficient quantities." Said
the third philosopher: II have long
wanted to be in a situation where,
without moving, s%ustenance would be
brought to me by n friend, while
the other discoursed on the beauties
Of nature."-Iifes