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The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1916-12-20
PROMINENT TENNIS MEN
PLAY GAME ON SKATES

1oFW YORK. Dec 20--F1ve proml-
lN\lI nent tennis players participated
II NJ IN , rrNly OF N G., 10 .. hht
night Two OF the first ton
ranking players were among the five.
Watson NJ Washburn and Dean
Mathey The others were Frederick
r. Alexander. Theodore Roosevelt
Poll and Francis r Hunter. The
players served. drove and volleved
'th much Of the same dash and skill
which they display on dirt or grass
courts; Being on skates. did not Inter
fcre with their play apprcclaby
The court was marked out with
painted black lines and the regulation
ball was used. There IL tolk OF ar
ranging an ice tennis tournament.
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1916-12-20
Lavender May BE
Traded for Demaree

CHICAGO, Dec, "a. Negotiation. for
trade In which Joseph Lavender of the
Chicago Nationals would join the pitch
National league In exchange for Al De.
maree probably viii h. undertaken hy
Fred Mitchell. new manager ~ the local
club, II was announced to-day, Demaree.
who lives In Chicago, conferred with
Charles .weeshmnn, president of the Chi.
csEo club and expressed willingness
10 PLAY here,
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1916-12-20
Willard Does Not
Want to Cross Pond

CHICAGO, Dec 90 -- less willard,
heavyweight champion OF the world to-
day declared there Il no chance for any
promoter to get him into the land. "
war and trouble. meaning Europe
He scoffcd at the idea Of Jack Curlcy
taking him over there for fight with
Georges Carpenter
ANY fighting do will he done under
the stars and stripes" said Jess
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1916-12-20
Sheriff Candidate Frisco Agent.

DURANr Okla, Dec. 20--(Spe.
rialO--Tom Sexton of this CITY thrice
republican candidate for sheriff OF ,hi,
county has been appointed special
agcn, for the Frisco railroad.
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1916-12-20
Bowling
Standing OF the reams.

pcttco closed part Of the gap be
tween its position In the bowling league
standing and that of the Knight Beck
team Just above II by winning two out
of three games last night,
Only three 200 scores were registered
and NJ Layton with 2ii was the only
one to beat 200 In n single game
The Wilson and Stapleton teams meet
tonight
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1916-12-20

According to the figures of President
Ban Johnson. the American league has
l,Ol7l97 more customers In 1915 than
In 1915 Mr.. Cornelius McGillicuddy OF
Philadelphia admits that none OF them
were seen around his little old baseball
yard.
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1916-12-20
Quail Numerous.

DURANT, Okla. Dec N-(Spe
cid)-Hun,ers report birds more nu-
merow this season than for many
years All local nimrods are bringing
in good bags.
The day book. [volume] (Chicago, Ill.) 1911-1917, 1916-01-04
BRIGHT SALESMAN

The depression in business caused
a local jeweler to discharge his ex-
perienced man, replacing him with
a high school graduate = youth
just out of school He appeared very
anxious to learn, and the proprietor
at the end of the first week was
much pleased with results. One day
the merchant was obliged to be away
from the store and upon his return
inquired: ~
"Well, Frank, did you sell any
thing while l was out?"
Eyes, sir, l sold five plain band
rings"
Fine, my boy" said the jeweler
enthusiastically. well make an Al
salesman out of you one of these
days. You got the regular price for
them, of corrse?"
ooh. yes, sir. The price on the
inside was 18c, and the man took all
that was left, ir."-Harper's Mag
azine.
The day book. [volume] (Chicago, Ill.) 1911-1917, 1916-01-04
ALWAYS WRONG

Manager-Pm Disguised with the
mistakes that new man makes! He
gets everything balled up!
Assistant Manager = Oh, well,
some of the best guys are that way
at first. He may bring home the
bacon" yet.
Manager = He won't. unless we
send him for ham.-Judge.
The day book. [volume] (Chicago, Ill.) 1911-1917, 1916-01-04
BEWARE, ANYHOW

My boy, beware the baby-stare
Because, If it's a bluff,
She knows too much-and if it's not,
She doesn't know enough Life.
The day book. [volume] (Chicago, Ill.) 1911-1917, 1916-01-04
TopAY,s RELLRMGER

First Girl - Did you notice that
goodlooking fellow who sat right
back of us at the theater?
Second Girl = Oh, the handsome
chap with the red tie and a tan suit,
who wore his hair pompadour? No,
why?
The day book. [volume] (Chicago, Ill.) 1911-1917, 1916-01-04

Sir: The following was over
heard in our Office today:
Joe says he can marry any girl
he pleases."
81 don't doubt it. Anybody could
marry a girl that Joe pleases. -
Artie.
Honolulu star-bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1912-2010, 1916-03-30
NOTICE TO sARINERs.

The luau for the Imperial Potentate
and members of his party will be
given at the Seaside Hotel at 6 O'Clock
on the afternoon of Friday, March
31st
Between and 6 o'clock in the
afternoon an informal reception will
take place at the hotel, for the pur
pose of enabling the Shriners of Ea
waii and their ladies to meet the
visitors. e..
All visiting Shriners and their Ia
dies are invited to attend the luau
and seats will be provided for them.
THOMAS WALL,
Illustrious Potentate.
HARRY E. BRUINS,
Recorder.
~" 6534-3t
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KEokEA CIGAR co, LTD.

Notice is hereby given that an
assessment of ten per cent (I0Sc)
against the. Capital Stock of this com.
pany has been called for by due reso.
luton of the Board of Directors, and is
due and payable to the Treasurer of
the company on or before April 18th,
1916, and delinquent on May 18th, 1916.
J. F. c. HAGENS,
Secretary.
Honolulu. t, H.. March 18th. 1916.
642S-Mar, 10, %, 80 +.
Honolulu star-bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1912-2010, 1916-03-30
INWARD

. Arrive Honolulu from Kahuku,
Waialua and Waianae-sS:36 a. M
$50 p. m.
Arrive Honolulu from Eva Mill and
Pearl City--f7;45 a. m. 1886 a. M
*11:02 a. m, s1:38 p. m, S4:24 p. M,
$3.50 p. M, t7:28 p. m.
Arrive Honolulu from Wahiawa and
Leilehua-*9:15 g. m, "1:53 p. m,
$3.50 p. m, *7:13 p. m.
The HaIeiwa Limited. two-hour
train (only first-class tickets honored).
leaves Honolulu every Sunday at 1886
a. m. for HaleiYa Hotel; returning
arrives in Honolulu at 1910 p. m. The
Limited stops only at Pearl City, Eva
Mill and Waianac.
sDaiIy. Except Sunday. tSunday
only
q p. DENIsoN, r. c. SMITH.
superintendent. g. p. a
~
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NAILS

Mails are due from the following
points as follows:
San Francisco-Great Northern, 10 a.
m, tomorrow. e.. ~-
China, Japan and Philippines-Shinyo
Maru, Monday p. m.
Observation-Disclosures, tomorrow morn
ing.
Vancouver-Makura, April 10.
Mail will depart for the following
points as follows: -
San Francisco-Great Northern, p.
m, Tuesday ....
Japan, China and, Philippines-Tenye
Maru, Monday p. N.
Australia-Sierra. April II. TO-.
Vancouyer-Makura, Friday, 9 D. m.
Honolulu star-bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1912-2010, 1916-03-30

Is Representative John l.. Burnett
of Alabama an atheist, or does he be-
lieve in God, Buddha or any other re-
ligion?
This is the interesting question be-
ing asked by Rev. Banyru Yabuchi, a
noted Japanese priest, of the author
of the much discussed immigration
bill which is now pending before the
House of Representatives.
Rev. Yabuchi arrived in Honolulu
on the Matsonia Tuesday morning
and is at present visiting Rev. E. Ina
mura, head of the Hongwanji Mission
in Hawaii. The priest has been spend.
ing few months on the Pacific coast,
going from Vancouver, B. c., to So
nora, Mexico.
Il have little reason to believe that
Representative Barnett is an atheist,
declared Rev. Yabuchi yesterday
while discussing Mr.. Barnett's reli-
gious faith and his attempt to bar the
Japanese picture brides from entering
the United States. "He is known to
belong to alcertain Christian church.
Had he never believed in God, he
never would have been elected to Con-
gress where the daily sitting is COM
menced with appropriate prayers. in
the name of God.
why is it that Mr. Burnett pro-
poses so desperately among other
things to bar Japanese women who are
commonly known as picture brides
from entering the United States?
These women one and all appear, &C
cording to the solon's view, to be
women of Objectionable character who
seek entry into the United States for
immoral purposes. He made this al
legation openly on the floor of the
house and urged his colleagues to
adopt his pet measure, the immigra-
ton bill, only to put an end to the
existing practise of the slave traffic. ,
Is this allegation by Mr. Burnett, who
believes in God, correct?
mo, it is not. In my knowledge
and am confident that mine is better
than Mr.. Burnett's-these Japanese
women who come from Japan as pic
ture brides are not immoral women at
all. They come to marry their be-
trothed husbands. They are married
legitimately according to the Ameri
can law, and in most cases the matri-
monial ceremonies are conducted by
Christian ministers, the Buddhist
priest playing only a small part in the
ceremony. Unless Mr.. Burnett has no
faith in God he would not raise such
a loud voice of unWarranted denuncia-
ton toward the legitimate entry into
the United States of Japanese women
who come to marry" he concluded.
Rev. Yabuchi is regarded as one OF
the leaders of the Hongwanji Mission
in Japan. He was sent to San Fran
cisco last year as representative of
the mission to the International Budd-
hist Congress held in connection with
the exposition in the California city.
After attending the conference, he
made an extended tour of the Pacific
coast, making thorough Investigations
into the Japanese conditions at the
various points along the coast.
During his stay in Mexico he pur-
chased 1850 acres of cult1vable land
where he intends to erect fine tenn
pie, a modern hospital and a large
school. Rev. Yabuchi will sail for
Japan soon, and while there will make
an effort to induce Japanese to emf
oratp tn MpyicO
Honolulu star-bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1912-2010, 1916-03-30
MOVEMENTS OF
MAIL STEAMERS
VESSELS TO AnRIVE

j.. liz Friday. March 81.
San Franciseo-Great Northern
Hill str
Australia Makura, CA. str.
~ Saturday, April I.
Hilo-Hauna Kea, III. str.
Kauai-Likelike, IL. str. .-
Sunday, April 2. -.
Molokai,' Lanai-Mikahala, LII. str.
Maui laudine, IL. str u
Kauaf-Maui, Kinau, II. strs.
Honolulu star-bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1912-2010, 1916-03-30
TRANSPORT SERVICE

Thomas, due from Manila Tuesday
a. m.
Logan, due from Manila April 10.
Sherman, sailed March Is for Manila
Sheridan, at coast. ....
Dix, at Seattle. s~ T.. e. .sE4 y
Honolulu star-bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1912-2010, 1916-03-30
IN THE CIRCUIT COURT. FIRST
. Circuit, Territory of Hawaii.

Ia the Matter or the Estate or John
Leoiki, Deep-Sea Mariner, Deceased,
The Petition and accounts of Henry
Smith, Honolulu, City and County
Of Honolulu, and administrator of the
estate of John Leoiki, deceased,
wherein petitioner asks to be allowed
$1S7.sS and charged with $4,000, and
asks that the same be examined and
approved, and that final order be
made of distribution of the remaining
property to the persons thereto en-.
titled and discharging petitioner and
sureties from all further responsibility
herein. having this day been filed;
II is Ordered, that Monday, the 1st
day of May, A. d. 1916, at 8 O'Clock
a. m, before the Judge presiding at
chambers of said court at his court
room in the Judiciary Building, In
Honolulu, County of Honolulu. be and
the sarue hereby is appointed the tine
and place for hearing said Petition
and Accounts, and that all persons in
, terested may then and there appear
and show cause, If any they have,
why the same should not be granted,
and may present evidence as to who
are entitled to the said property.
Dated the e2nd day OF March, 1916.
BY the Court,
A. X. AoNA,
Honolulu star-bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1912-2010, 1916-03-30

The scarcity OF coal is becoming
a serious problem in Argentina and
Uruguay. A delegation of the Ship
ping Association called on Presi-
dent Plaza and asked cooperation OF
the government Meanwhile several
railway lines have begun to use wood.
Honolulu star-bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1912-2010, 1916-03-30
new DIRECTORY
TO Be ISSUED

A new Telephone Directory will
shortly be published. IL
Written notice of any desired
change of name or address must be re-
ceived by this company on or before
March 80, after which date no changes
will be made until the following issue.
MUTUAL TELEPHONE COM.
PANY ADV.
Honolulu star-bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1912-2010, 1916-03-30
s4so-Mar. %, 80. April S, Is ]
IN THE CIRCUIT COURT OF THE
First CIRCUIT, Territory OF Hawaii

IN THE CIRCUIT COURT OF THE
First Circuit Territory OF Hawaii
At Chambers1n Probate
In the Matter OF the Estate of Mrs.
Kaahanui Lopez, Deceased,
A document supporting to be the
last VIII and Testament Of Mrs. Kaa.
hanui Lopez, deceased, having on the
22nd day of March, A. ID. 1916, been
presented to said Probate Court, and
q Petition for Probate thereof, pray
ing for the issuance Of Letters Tesla.
mentary to Antoine Peter Johnson hav-
ing been filed by said Antoine Peter
Johnson;
II Is Ordered, that Monday, the gath
day Of April, A. D. 1916, at O'Clock
q. IN. Of said day, at the court room
of said court in the Judiciary Build
ing in the City and County of Homo
lulu, be and the same is hereby APP
pointed the time and place for prov.
ing said Will and hearing said applica-
ton.
BY the Court.
J. A. DOMINfS,
Clerk, Circuit Court First Circuit.
Dated Honolulu. March 22nd. 1916.
Eueene n. Alu,
Attorney for Petitioner.
64SO-Mar. %, 80. Apr 6. Is
SEALED TENDERS will be re-
ceiyed up until IL a. m. of Saturday,
April 8. 1916, for Furnishing and In.
stalling Laundry Machinery at the
Girls Industrial School and for Fur
nishing Laundry Machinery at the
Dogs Industrial School.
The Superintendent OF Public
Works reserves the right to reject
any or all tenders.
Plans, specifications and blank
forms of proposal are on file in the
office of the Superintendent OF Public
Works, Capitol Building, Honolulu.
CHARLES r. FORBES,
superintendent of Public Works.
March %, 1916
6432-10t
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VESSELS TO DEPART

Friday, March 81.
Vancouver-Makura, CA. str.
Maui-Claudine, IL. str.
Saturday, April I.
Hilo-Mauna kea, IL. str.
Sunday, April 2.
(No ships scheduled) ~
Honolulu star-bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1912-2010, 1916-03-30
OAHU RAILWAY TIME TABLE
OUTWARD

For Waianae, WaiaIua, Kahuku and
Way Stations-"9 IS a. m, 1920 p. m.
For Pearl City, Eva Mill and Way
Stations-t7:30 a. m, "9:15 a. m,
"11:30 a. m, *2:15 p. m, 1870 p. M,
s5:15 p. m, 1890 p. m, f11:15 p. m.
For Wahiawa and Leilehua-s11:02
a. m. "2:40 p. m, $500 p. M,
"11:30 p. m.
For Leflehua-+6:OO a. m.
Honolulu star-bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1912-2010, 1916-03-30
PoSToFFICE TIME
TABLE FOR MONTHS

Following is the postoffiee time
table for this week and the first half
of April. 1t is subject to change it
sudden arrangements. are made for
unexpected mail service:
UNITED STATES MAIL STEAMERS
Steamers to arrive from
Honolulu star-bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1912-2010, 1916-03-30
THE BANK OF HAWAII, LTD.
STOCKHOLDERS, MEEIlNc.

STOCKHOLDERS MEETING.
A special meeting of the stockhold.
ers of The Bank of Hawaii. Ltd, will
be held in The Bank of Hawaii Build
ing on April IL, 1916, at $50 a. m.
for the purpose of electing an Auditor
and such other business as may be
brought before the meeting
Honolulu, T. H., March "a. 1916.
F. C. ATHERTON,
Secretary.
Honolulu star-bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1912-2010, 1916-03-30
PASSENGERS EXPECTED

Per Matson str. Luriine, due Tues
day morning from San Francisco:
Mr.. Kraft, Mrs. Frazer and children
Mrs. 3. Shaw, C. Stell. Mr.. Frazer. A.
Shaw, Miss E. Seidel, Mrs. C. StelI
Honolulu star-bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1912-2010, 1916-03-30

President H. a .,.iddleton of Broad
Brook presided at the annual meeting
of the New England Tobacco Growers
association AT Hartford at which
about 400 members were present.
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1916-04-10
Lost Trousseau Recovered.

The loss of trousseau threatened Sc
Tiously to interfere with a wedding set
for Friday night, but the brides deter
mination that nothing should intervene
to postpone the affair, ordered the eere-
mony to proceed. Saturday forenoon an
expressman, driving through the north
end, revealed a dainty wrapped box ly-
ing alongside the road Examination re-
vealed the trousseau intact. 1t was re-
turned to the bride of the night previous
through the medium of a request sent
into the police station for assistance in
locating the missing outfit.
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1916-04-10
~ cor =
IxNE(X|U
|VCORSEZS
HeyLoce In Front
ROMANCE OF A DIAMOND.
Its Loss and Recovery in Barre Makes
Remarkable Tale.

A story of the loss and recovery of a
valuable diamond ring that sounds al
most like a tale from a fairy book was
told to Times reporter by local jew
eler this morning. The loss occurred
Saturday night and came about in this
manner. h. L. Burr, North Main street
jeweIer, had been showing young man
a tray of diamond rings and after the
customer had gone out, discovered that
one was missing. The young man was
wearing heavy coat of rough material
and, as once upon time while Gus
toner was looking at some rings one of
them had become attached to the sleeve
and pulled to the floor, Mr.. Burr's first
thought was that similar thing had oc
Cured.
Accordingly, he went to the door, ar
irving there just in season to see
passerby pick up something from the
edge of the curb. On being accosted the
man readily handed over his find, which
proved to be the setting, minus the stone.
The setting had been crushed evidently
by being stepped on, but the diamond
was nowhere to be found. A careful
search with fiashlight failed to accom-
plish anything but to draw a crowd, and
the Jeweler finally gave up the attempt
until morning In the early morning a
careful scrutiny of the sidewalk and gut
ter still failed to disclose the stone and
the loser had about given up hope when
his telephone rang. The man on the |
other end had known of Mr.. Burr's loss |
the night before and said: 81 think / |
have found your stone"
The stone, which proved in truth to be
the missing one, had been picked up on
the sidewalk in front of the Daylight |
store several hundred feet from the place
where the setting was found. The stone
was a perfect specimen of a blue white
diamond and valued, with the setting, at
$65.
No blame was at any time attached to
the person responsible for the loss, and
the recovery seems to bear out Mr..
Burr's first theory concerning the man
ner in which the ring happened to leave
the store.
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1916-04-10
TALK OF THE TOWN

| New trimmings at Fits.
| Colored spool silks &c at Knights.
Special sale of silk dresses at Abbott
Auction sale at Kenyon store tonight
adv.
Mrs R. D. Monkey, dressmaker, II AID
rich block, Mcdowell system.-adv.
Cleo Madison in a fve-reel drama, "a
Soul EnsIaved," by George Bronson How
ard, at Che Bijou Tomorrow adv.
There will be a rehearsal for the East
er concert at the Baptist church to-
morrow Tuesday afternoon at O'Clock.
Regular meeting of Jumpers, boxers
and derrickmen in Foresters' hall Tues
day evening at 1880. Per order cores
ponding secretary.
If you need any more stock plan to
attend the auction at the Fred Gale farm
in Barre Town on Tuesday, April IL, at
1890 O'Clock. See page g. ID. A. Perry,
auctioneer.
Don't forget Easter sale Wednesday
afternoon and evening at Congregational
church. Supper served from $50 to Z.
See menu.-adv.
Lydia Lott, the little daughter of Mr.
and Mrs. Peter Lott of Ossola place,
passed away this morning at o'clock,
after brief illness. Death, it is stated,
was due to scarlet fever. The child was
three years old and is survived by a sis
ter aged four years, and brother, two
years old. Symptoms of contagious
disease were noted in the child's case
only few days ago. The funeral was
set for this afternoon at o'clock, with
interment in Hope cemetery.
Benjamin Gasparello of II Franklin
street returned to the city yesterday
from New York, where he has been max
ing business visit of several days. Dur
ing his absence, Mr. Gasparello closed
for the purchase of 'Rinas
cenza Italia weekly Italian newspa
per published in Paterson, n. J. He will
conduct the publication in connection
with the weekly newspaper which he is
sues from his print shop on Merchant
street, although the office and plant will
remain in Paterson. Mr.. Gasparello
states that the Paterson publication, like |
he Barre weekly, is to be independent |
md strictly non partisan.
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1916-04-10
Frills On the Garden.

What | want is Just a gardenl"
walled woman friend of mine after
months of bewilderment spent in wrest-
ling with unfamiliar Latin names and
trying to piece out humble garden de-
sires from the mass of painstaking and
pretentious advice in many garden books.
"A place where | can have all my fla
vorite flowers to greet me every spring,
and where there is always a bit of bios
oming TO look forward to each day. But
plain gardens seem TO have gone out of
fashion. One man wants me to curve
the caves of my house and lattice the
front porch so that / can have a Japa-
nese garden Another assures me that
all | need is to build brick paved piaz.
"a, to have the correct architecture for
perfect Colonial garden; while Mr..
Stebins, the new man from the West,
wants me to build long connecting per-
COLA, and plan a southern se-garden on
the lines OF one that he has recently
seen in Virginia And when / told him
that, although | loved roses, ! should
consider a garden made up of them en-
tirely to be most incomplete, and that
there were many other flowers that must
find a place in my garden borders, he
only sighed in a resigned manner, and
began to talk statuary and italian gar
dens! Martha Haskell Clark in The
Countryside Magazine for April.
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1916-04-10
Careful in Money Matters.

"Shes a sensible girl said the first
travelling man.
"You bet she is" said the second.
Last night, when / took her to dinner,
before ordering she asked me if was
going to pay the check myself or work
it into the expense account"
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1916-04-10
Too Successful.

Quizzer What's the matter, old man {?
You look worried
Sizzer-I have cause to. ] engaged a
man to trace my pedigree.
Quizzer-Well, what's the trouble !?
Hasn't he been successful?
Sizzer Successful | should say he
has! I'm paying him hush money.
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1916-04-10
Looked Like Mans Work.

Polly tagged ski really don't think,
mamma, that Santa Claus is married.
Mamma-Why not, dear?
Polly-Just look at this doll he has
left me, Its dress is very evidently a
mans taste.-Puck.
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1916-04-10
ORANGE.

There will be demonstration at the
town hall in Orange by Miss Thayer of
The extension service of Vermont on Fri.
day afternoon, April IA. Her subject
will be "Seasonable Dishes for Spring
Menus" Everyone welcome to attend.
Demonstration to begin at 2 O'Clock
sharp.
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1916-04-10
Well. Perhaps.

'l6-Say, how did you get that watch
back so quickly? The fellow that stole
It must have been pretty dumb.
15-He was. The poor idiot took il
to a pawnshop where they recognized it
as mine at once-Burr.