davidaulloa/AmericanStories huggingface dataset:
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1916-12-15
As Defined.

little Mildred--What does "B. A.
stand for, mamma?
Mamma-"Bachelor OF Arts" my
dcl:'.
Little Mildred-And what is q
"%lsachelOr OF Arts" mamma?
Mamma-Any bachelor who is try.
Ing to ntay In the bachelor class.
darling.
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1916-12-15
Friendly Criticism.

"Don't you think" said the amateu1
actor, that I would be able to score {
success in the balcony scene from
Romeo and Julietr"
"Wel!," replied the di~sjntereste<
friend, with a little help from the
stage carpenter you might make q hii
as the balcony"
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1916-12-15

Coles Carbolisa1ve Quickly Relieves
skin diseases. 1t instantly stops the pain
Of burns. Heals without scars. Csc and
soc by druggists. For free sample write
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1916-12-15
Disreoarded.

Some leaders of the people"
Must feel acute dismay
When no one pays attention
TO anything they say.
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1916-12-15

Miss Chance (reading from paper)-
A girl saved IN express train from de-
%struction by taking of her petticoat
and waving It as q signal.
Miss Peril never do anything he
rOic like that.
Miss Chancc-Why notl
Miss Pert-Because l don't wear red
petticOats.
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1916-12-15

Tsianina Redfeather, u Creek In
dian and Il direct descendant of Te-
cumseh, has just c%aptivated official
Washington in a concert. Her spe-
cialty is the singing of Indian songs
in meZzo soprano. She "a reared in
Oklahoma and was fortunate enough
to attract the attention of u p%hilanthro-
pist who provided for her education.
She has justified the confidence of her
patron by earning and paying back
practically all the money advanced for
her education and is giving promise of
Il brilliant career. She designs and
makes all her clothes, including the
Indian costumes which she dons for
her songs.
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1916-12-15
Fined $50 for Burning $50.

Phillipstown, N. Y.-Patrick Murphy
was fined $50 for burning Il $50 bill
during Il quarrel with his wife over
Just how they would share the note.
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1916-12-15
Her Choice.

JST NN0ICS.
what came between them?"
"A French poodle"
"Eh?"
AT least he put 1t up to her tc
choose between him and the dog, and
he's been living ut his club evel
SINCE"
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1916-12-15
Mn$ the

Il hear Jubbins lives in me'anchol,
scquestratiOn."
"He don't, any such thing. lie lives
IN the subprba"
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1916-12-15
Safety First.

NeWlyrich Ito his social mentor)-
Tell me what not to do next, Bud. I'm
twisted already.
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1916-12-15
One Way.

"You know it Is simply impossible
to make an angel out OF the averaW
small boy"
"Oh, l don't know. Have you eve,
tried q liberal diet Of green applesY
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1916-12-15
Doth. Indeed.

II doth require a man Of means
To keep up two or three machines.
And as tho flying seasons pass
Provide each one OF them with gas"
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1916-12-15
Maybe.

Something should be done for bald
headed men,"
"YeS?"
world"
Perhaps not"
but just wait. Some OF these days
a corking good love story Is going to be
written about q hald-headed hero"
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1916-12-15

"She's ~neglecting her game Of bridge
dreadfully."
"Why is she doing that?"
"Some silly excuse. Says the chill.
dren need her, l believe"
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1916-12-15

Q Il Happened.
Said he, just for fun:
Let us become one."
He had plenty Of mon
And 80 she was won.
Camas Prairie chronicle. [volume] (Cottonwood, Idaho) 1901-1917, 1916-01-07
Resolutions OF Respect

WHEREAS, it has pleased AL
mighty God to remove from our
midst Mary Dasenbrock, wife of
Henry Dasenbrock, be it
RESOLVED, that we extend our
heartfelt sympathy to the be-
reaved husband an family, and
be it further
RESOLVED, that said resolu-
ton be spread on the minutes of
our journal and published in our
local paper.
GEORGE TERHAAR,
Ed. ECKERMANN,
A. JANSEN,
Committee Cottonwood Farmers
Union No. IA, F. E. & C. U. of A.
Camas Prairie chronicle. [volume] (Cottonwood, Idaho) 1901-1917, 1916-01-07

Barney Stdbbers was in town
today from Greencreek.
Neal Mcclure is in town today
from his home beyond Reuter-
vile.
Skating is still a popular sport
and the youngsters are getting a
great deal of enjoyment out of it
these'evenings.
Both of the local banks have
statements in this issue and are
showing up quite strong for this
season of the year.
Prof. Mcmahon and family
came over from Nezperce last
week and spent several days Wis
iting at the Geo. Poler home.
Atty. F. E. Fogg and J. ].
Janasco were in town Tuesday
from Grangeviite on business
connected with fhe Bernatseder
sale east of town.
Now that Inventories have
been taken and balances struck,
most of our business firms have
found that 1915 was not such a
poor year in a Business way af-
ter all. In fact it compares
very favorahiy With other years
gone by.
There seems to be quite a bit
of petty stealing going on around
town this winter and several cit
liens have reported losses rang
ing all the way from stove wood
to canned fruit and turkeys.
The culprits are pretty well
known and are liable to be
drought up with a short turn
lif they continue their operations.
Camas Prairie chronicle. [volume] (Cottonwood, Idaho) 1901-1917, 1916-01-07
Oar Roll of Honor

Those who have started the
new year right with US by hand
ing in cash on subscription dur
ing the past week are as:fol!ows;
B. A. Miller, Winona; John Mutt
man, Joseph Hoene, P. R. Coop
err, KeuterVille; Sam Hamill,
Greencreek; John B. Aichlmayr,
Charleston; J. A. Bushue, Henry
Kuther, Ferdinsnd; E. C. Sped
den, John P.I Eimers, Grange
vile; B. Tackle (2), Ben Albers,
Otto Ries, John Maugg ~, S.
R. Butler, P. A. Gaul, J. L.
Gardner, Ben Crunch, John
EIoene (2), H. C. Matthiesed, ].
V. Nash, E. L. Parker, Geo. M.
Robertson ~, T. A. Randall (2},
Fred Simon, w. T. Simon ~,
rank Simon ~, Ed. Sonnen,
Cottonwood.
Camas Prairie chronicle. [volume] (Cottonwood, Idaho) 1901-1917, 1916-01-07
Women of Sedentary Habits.

Women who get but little exercise are
likely to be troubled with constipation
and indigestion and will fnd Chamber
lain's Tablets highly beneficial. Not so
good as a three or four mile walk every
day, but very much better than to allow
the bowels to remain in a constipated
Camas Prairie chronicle. [volume] (Cottonwood, Idaho) 1901-1917, 1916-01-07

Oscar Roos, formerly employed
for time at the local depot, was
recently made assistant ticket clerk
in the station at Lewiston.
Camas Prairie chronicle. [volume] (Cottonwood, Idaho) 1901-1917, 1916-01-07

NOTICE About January Ist
there came to my farm ~ miles
southeast of Keuterville one bay
and one black geldipg branded 1
on left hip. Owner can have same
by paying damages and cost of this
notice. AUGUST FREI,
Camas Prairie chronicle. [volume] (Cottonwood, Idaho) 1901-1917, 1916-01-07

condition. They are easy and pleasant
to take and most agreeable to take.
Obtainable everywhere.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1916-05-19
BUFFALO BILL TO GIVE
DEFENSE SPECTACLE
Preparedness Display Will Be Big
Feature OF Wild West Show.

A new military spectacle. Prepared
ness" will be offered as the big feature
OF the Buffalo Bill--l01 Ranch Shows
when they exhibit in Washington Mon
day. and Tuesday. May 20 and 90
AZ the @end of the arena the bugier
sounds the assembly The cur
tains Fart. and a troop OF United
Stsscs Chvalry with guidons flying,
and accoutered as in actual warfare,
whirl into the arena. 20 laundering
down the track and line up behind the
bugler.
Then come batteries OF field artillery,
with mounted drivers. Detachments of
infantry. marching at the double quick.
with the swinging gait Of Uncle SANS
Boys in Khaki" foliow--and then come
attachments from the Red Cross and
the commissary train--each announced
by bugle call.
With the display OF the United States
Army are glimpses OF the old days of
the frontier Indians. long-haired scouts,
trappers. cowboys.
All this Is but an introduction to the
great military spectacle.
Colonel William F. Cody. known the
world over as Buffalo BILL" will active
ly participate in the big military speca-
Gle. and also will lead his troop of rough
riders. At 1890 o'clock Monday morn
Ing there will be a military and from
tier parade.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1916-05-19
HEARING ON MAY 81
ON ELECTRIC RULES
Public to Have Opportunity to
Suggest Changes in Regulations.

A public hearing will be held in the
board room Of the District Building.
May 81. at 10 o'clock. to consder pro-
posed changes In the regulations gov
erning the extension OF service mains
of the Potomac Electric Power COM
pany. =. ~
In cases where request for extensions
10 made at present. Investigations are
made by the company to ascertain the
extent to which the service will be re-
quired.
II the immediate demand. In the
opinion Of the company. is not sufici-
ent, but prospects for future business
are good, an offer of an arrans 9inent
Is made to the applicant whereby he
Is to guarantee for a period u THREE
years a minimum monthly LII that
will Justify the outlay.
The proposed regulations provide that
payments for extensions of electric
service shall be made as they are TO
the gas companies. When gas mains
are extended for the use OF consumer.
the consumer pays, the whole cost
which is refunded to him as additional
houses are served.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1916-05-19
Equal Suffrage League
To Hold Friday Meeting

A meeting Of the College Equal Snf-
frage League Is to he held Monday
evening at 1880 in Room 800. Munsey
building. Henry S. Graves will give an
illustrated lecture on conservation.
Future meetings OF the league will
be held In the Munsey building on the
fourth Monday Of each month, excel I
during July and August.
The leeGua announces II will donate
three medals to counties In Iowa, Civ
ing the largest number Of votes to
woman suffrage on June g. The county
giyipK the hiehcst vote Will receive a
COLL medal. tho next highest q silver
medal, and the third medal NJ bronze,
Miss Carrie Harrison. IN Iowen resld-
ing In Washington. IL chairman Of the
medal committee. and Is arrarging 10
give a benefit too. at her homo, 1891
Newton street northeast, May &c.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1916-05-19
CADETS REVIEWED
BY MANY OFFICIALS
Two Regiments Go Through
Tactics on the White House
ElIipse.

Washington had a preparedness
parade" yesterday--though It was not
called that.
II was the annual parade and re-
view OF the Washington High School
Cadets.
For the first time the high school
has two regiments, and for the first
time the cadets have been trained
not only in close order drill. but In
marksmanship, In tactics. in map war
games, and in other nelds Of actual
military study.
Headed by the United States Marine
Band the two regiments marched on
the Ellipse south OF the white House
at o'clock yesterday afternoon. They
were cheered by thousands OF parents
and other spectators.
First various companies wen,
through the close and extended or.
der drills. and then came the review
Brig. Gen. NJ. M. Macomb. president
OF the Army War College. in the ab.
sence OF Secretary Baker. reviewed
the cadets. and with him were Major
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1916-05-19
SAYS HOT WATER
WASHES POISONS
FROM THE LIVER
Everyone should drink hot
water with phosphate In
II, before breakfast.

To feel as fine as the proverbial fiddle
we must keep the liver washed clean
almost every morning, to prevent Its
sponRe-like pores from clogging with
indigestible material. sour bile and
poisonous toxins. says noted physi-
clan.
II you get headaches. IT'S your liver.
II you catch cold easily, it's your liver
II you wake up with bad taste, furred
tongue. nasty breath or stomach be-
comes rancid. it's your liver Sallow
skin. muddy complexion, watery eyes
all denote liver uncleanliness. Your
liver is the most important, also the
the body. Few know Its function or
how to release the dammed-up body
waste. bile and toxins. Most folks re-
sort to violent calomel, which Is dan
gerous, salivating chemical which can
only be used occasionally because II
accumulates in tho tissues. also at
Every man and woman. sick or we'll
should drink each morning before
breakfast, a glass OF hot water with a
teaspoonful of limestone phosphate In
It. to wash from the liver and bowels
the previous days indigestlble mate
rial the poisons. sour bile and toxins
eninE the entire alimentary canal be.
fore putting more food into the stomach
Limestone phosphate does not restrict
the diet like calomel. because II cannot
salivate. for 1t Is harmless and you can
eat anything afterwards. 1t IL mex
pensive and almost tasteless, and any
pharmacist will sell you a quarter
pound. which Is sufficient for a demon.
stration OF how hot water and lime,
stone phosphate cleans. stimulates and
freshens the liver. keeping you feeling
ut day In and day out.-Advt.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1916-05-19
Photographic Society
Observes First Birthday

The first anniversary Of TIE estab-
i'shment Of the Federal Photographic
Society was celebrated last night at the
New Ebbitt Hotel. Addresses were
made by Prof. l.. w. Beeson and Thon'-
as, 8. Smyley. Mr.. Smyley was elected
honorary president of the association
for life.
Other officers chosen were: Herford
T. Cowling. Interior Department presi-
president: A. NJ. Linsenmeyer. interior
Department, vice president; z. l.
Crandall Agricultural Department. cor.
responding secretary: L. W. Kays
Navy Department. secretary; A. A.
Ruark. Agricultural Department, treas.
urer, and j. r. Plshop. and j. z. Carter
OF the Agricultural Department. and e.
8. ship. OF the Interior Department
board of directors
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1916-05-19

Tomorrow Is destined to be the big
gest day yet at the Winthrop range.
On a special steamer. which will make
no intermediate, stops. an. unusually
large crowd OF rifle enthusiasts will
visit the Maryland post. Some Of them
will endeavor to qualify In the sharp
shooters course. others will FIRE the
usual marksman'a course-but the ma
1ority will be included in the dozen or
mote rife teams that are to participate
In the inter-club match which opens
tomorrow.
Twenty-four teams have already
signed on for the contest. They are
distributed among the departmental
clubs. and purely civilian organizations
alike; and the present indications are.
according to the officials Of the Ma
tional Rife Association. having the
match in charge. that the present
series will do much toward demonstrat-
ing to Washington the clean sport
which may be obtained on a first class
range.
The arrangements were made for q
special steamer because the likelihood
OF n late arrival at the range, by rea-
the regular boat plying between WASH
ington and Winthrop. This arrange
ment, however. will insure to those
who visit the range tomorrow an early
arrival and return home on schedule
time.
Announcement was made at tho N.
r. A. headquarters In the Woodward
building today that. the membership
cards for the different local clubs are
now ready and that they may be OBJ
tanned by application to Major Fred
Phillips. ir.. the N. r. A. secretary.
at his office.
Those qualifying as marksmen yes
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1916-05-19

Andrew Moses. general staff; Capt.
Monroe c. Kerth, general staff; Major
w. A. McCathran. military instructor
OF the cadets. and officials OF the Dis
trict and OF the schools.
Gen. George Barnett, head OF the
United states Marine Corps: oliver p.
Newman. Commissioner OF the Dis
trict; Henry r. Blair, president OF
the Board OF Education; Capt. James
r. Oyster, former president of the
board; E. L, Thurston. superintend-
ent OF schools. and 8. e.. Kramer. as
sistant superintendent. In charge OF
the regiments, were there.
After the drill and review the cadets
marched down the south side OF
Pennsylvania avenue to Ninth street.
where they disbanded.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1916-05-19
SCHOOLS MAY GO TO
MT. VERNON FREE
Members Of Ladies' Association
Emphasize Rule for Saturdays.

School children who 90 to Mt. Vernon
In parties. accompanied by a teacher
or suitable guardian. are admitted fred
Saturday afternoons. provided arrange.
ments are made in advance.
Tho members of the Mt. Vernon La
dies Association announces they wish
to have this provision moro fully under
stood. At the convention in progress at
Mt. Vernon special emphasis has been
laid on the desire to have all the chill
dren In the country Visit the horne OF
Washington.
The members Of the association yes
terday visited Gunston Hall. tine home
Of George Mason, author of the Virginia
bill of rights.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1916-05-19
Hearts and Faces" Is From
Pen Of John Murray Glib
bon, Oxford Graduate.
is VIVID AND GRIPPING
Treats Characters From Subiec-
{, tive Standpoint With Mascu-
line Touch.

Among the books OF the season having
the sort OF popular appeal which soon
proves them to be in the best seller
class Is Hearts and Faces" by John
Murray Gibbon.
So seldom does the title OF a novel in
dictate In, the slightest way Its contents
that we must mention In passing that
Mr.. Gibbons book won our interest from
the start. Anything further removed
from railroads one could hardly imagine,
and when we learned that the author
is a prominent official OF the Canadian
Pacific railway, we hunted carefully for
that fact 70 creep out. But 1t doesn't.
and Is to be merely mentioned In pass
ing. For 1t Ia as a writer Of fction-and
that most difficult of all fiction-the sort
which treats It's characters from a sub
jcctive standpoint that Mt. Gibbon
claims our attention.
There are many books depicting the
life OF the student Of art. but not many
the story Of George Grange. artist and
man.
Temperament Present.
That most elusive quality. the need OF
the artistic temperament for the eternal
reaching out after higher things, the
while trying to satisfy his lower nature
with life rs he finds II around him. Mr..
Gibbon has caught TO q remarkable de-
gree and given to US in the 3oo-odd pages
of his book.
The writing is carefully done. and the
book Is one 80 essentially masculine IN
its viewpoint that II may be singled out
for that quality alone from the mass OF
novels which find their place on the
booksellers table. We heartily recon-
mend It to masculine readers on that
account. which in itself would proclaim
Il as an unusual book.
John Murray Gibbon was born in Cey-
lon. His father Is titled Scotchman.
He is a graduate Of Oxford. and he has
taken special courses In philosophy ct
various German universities. And. de-
spite some of these things. popularity
considered handicaps to getting on In
the world" he ment back to London and
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1916-05-19

Fight b thsre sTGait be afTSsid-thats III
that's where the corn was. Well that
beats ALI" That's the way "Gets-It'
works on all corns, every corn, every
time. It's the new. simple way OF cur
ing corns. You'll say good-by to all
foolish contraptions like bungling, ban
dages, sticky tape, plasters, toe-eating
salves. and grave -diggers such as knives.
razors. and scissors, "Get-It" stops
pain. Applied In seconds Never fails.
Nothing to stick to. hurt. or press OH
the corn. -
"Gets-It" Is sold everywhere, &c n bot
tie. or sent direct by 4. Lawrence K Co,
Chicago. ILL., Sold in Washington and
recommended as the worlds best corn
remedy by o'Donnell's Drug Store, peo-
pies Drug Stores. P. @. Anleck. --Adyt.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1916-05-19
Scottish Rite Masons
To Be Concert Guests

Scottish Rite Masons are TO be guests
at recital In the House OF the Tenn
pie. Third and f strets northwest, by
the Cecilia Concert Company under the
direction OF Gertrude Lyons, Sunday af-
ternoon May rs at $3.50 o'clock. Attend
ance Is limited to members of the Scot
tish Rite The program will be present
ed by Edythe Marmion Brosius, harp
list Elisabeth Wilbur. Edwina Cory
Doing. Mrs. Charles Brooks Smith.
Charles II. Myers. Gertrude Lyons and
Charles W. Moore.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1916-05-19
was soon editor OF the weli-known illus
trated newspaper. Black and White.
Studied In Paris.

Studied In Paris.
Realizing that he did not know as
much as he wanted to know aoous art,
realization that came homo to him
each day ?3 he sat at his editorial deck.
he resigned aps went to 'uris to he
come an art student
He lived In the famous Latin Quarter
at night and spent the days In .,ha-
rossis Atelier. Then he went to Italy
ana Algiers. Japan. and Chm. and to
many other countries.
Then one day. an official position was
offered him by the Cana Ian Pacific
Railway. At the age OF forty-one he
has achieved distinction rs a practical
railroad MAJ. despite all those years OF
preparation that were spent In pursuits
81 popularity believed ~ unfit a nan fer
The practical life.
The bus.esS men are the ones who ind
tie most tlfns. In the past two years
Mr.. Gibbon has been attending II his
railroad dit.es with ore hnnl and with
the other hand has been writing Hearts
and Faces" which has just been issued
by the famous publishing house OF John
Lane. Of London end New York. and 8.
B. Gundy, In Toronto.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1916-05-19
Will Review Work
Of the Past Year

The Eastern High School Home and
School Association will hold It's last
meeting this season this evening at the
school auditorium. Officers will sum
marize the associations activities. and
Newton ID. Preston will give illustrated
readings from James Whitcomb Riley.
n. A. Hesse rs president.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1916-05-19
Leopard Kills Trick Dog.

PoTTsTowN. Pal. May BAN Esiti-
mo trick dos. valued at 500. belonging
TO a wild animal show. was pulled
through the bars Of It's cage here today
by ferocious young leopard, and be-
fore men with iron bars could prevent
II the dog was killed. !.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1916-05-19
MONDAY.

Postoffice Department, 100 (10).'
Washington-P lattsburg, 20 (2).
Washington Fencers, 10 (2). e
Board of Trade, 20 (2):
District Of Columbia Rifle Club
10 (2).
Interior Department Home Club,
80 (5).
Corinthian Yacht Club 10 (2).
Erecting Shop Rifle Club, 10 (2).
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1916-05-19
HUGE DELEGATION
TO VISIT WINTHROP
Many Rifle Clubs Plan to Com
pete In Matches Tomor-
row.
Assignments At Range
For Next Two Days
SATURDAY.

Tomorrow the first Of the inter-
club matches will be shot, in
addition to candidates for
sharpshooter honors. A spe-
cial steamer will be run to the
aspost this day.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1916-05-19
well, Should Say
'Gets.It GOES Work"
Look a There, If You Don't Think
It's Just Wonderful for Cnrnsr

BLESS my stars, look at It! Land or
the Twin! Why, Just lool; Mt II! That
corn came right ofr-just like peeiing
bananas. Put your finger on my toe,
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1916-05-19
RESORTS


RENT A COTTAGE NOW FOR THE Sim.
MER. Finest bathing. fishing. Grabbing and
]. wHfirEsELL. city clerk. Wildwood. N. ).
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1916-05-19

HOTEL HENLoPEN s sEaes ps,
June to October season isis.
Booklet. Walter Burton. Owner q Propristor.
The Waxahachie daily light. [volume] (Waxahachie, Tex.) 1894-current, 1916-05-01

FOR RENT Ny ahpnlxfn East End.
All modern conyen1h See Clyde
Hunter or phonysw IN u