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La prensa. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1913-1962, 1916-08-02

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riosidad, una linda mujer dc dIez y
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Prro todas las mujeresf sabian Glle
aqudla jOvcn no cOmpraria NADIA
por falta dc dinero, puess era pro-
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Horoscope GRATIS

Pfdeme tn horoscope y sabrfs =
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La prensa. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1913-1962, 1916-08-02

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Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1916-02-02
American Ideal, and the World.

President Wilson is meeting the Bryanites
OF his party with a presentation Of the issues In
volved in preparednes such as leaves very little
for them to stand on. unless they retreat wholly
behind their great leaders dream OF universal
peace. At Chicago. the president delivered the
most momentous utterance OF his speechmaking
career when he said referring to the people Of
Europe:
They do not feel the conviction of America that
mission IL a mission OF and that righteous
ness cannot be maintained as standard in the midst
OF arms. They do not realize that back OF ell our
energy wo are a body OF idealists much more ready
to lay down our lives a thought than for dollar.
One of the really serious mistakes persisted
in by the older nations is in Misunderstanding
or failure to comprehend this characteristic of
Americans. Our notions OF democracy differ
radically from the European conception. Wher-
ever democracy has been experimental with in
Europe, Il has been tinctured in large sense
by traditions OF autocracy and the class distinc-
lions OF aristocracy, or muddled by distorted
notions due TO a msconception Of socialism. And
this has led TO the error of belief that Americans
are without devotion to anything beyond the
merely material things of life.
Justified or not by the acid test of scientific
analysis, our institutions have sprung from
pure concept Of freedom, have survived because
Of the patriotic devotion OF our people, and have
expanded because their fundamentals at least are
correct. That statesman who fails to reckon
with this quality OF the American character is
leaving out Of his calculations the most impor-
tant factor in the problem.
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1916-02-02

Do Business in the Open and on the Square
The city council has rejected all the bids Tor
the new equipment to motorize the fire depart
ment so far so good
But merely inviting proposals VIII not
i'm itself clear the atmosphere SO that the JOB
already cooked up can be put over without
creating a bad odor.
The trouble is that the bids are asked on
specifications submitted by each apparatus
maker for himself; in other words, no two are
bidding on the same thing and there is no direct
competition Letting every bidder furnish his own
specification, with each claiming to have the best
for the money, leaves the council free to play
favorites, while the taxpayers foot the bill. Nor
IL there any assurance that such equipment
would produce the desired result OF a lower in
surance rate In inviting bids. the council should
stipulate at least few minimum requirements
as to power, size and capacity, and consider
nothing that does not come UP to the require
ments of the underwriters recommendations. II
there is any expectation OF calling on the under
writer's to make good their promise OF rate
reduction.
There has been altogether too much star
chamber and Darkroom work with this PROPOSE
ton Remember Il involves not only what is to
be spent now, but also the 100000 additional
to be spent next year and the year after. Let
the council get down to business in the open
and on the square.
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1916-02-02
People and Events.

A New York couple divorced on Monday had
the decree set aside Wednesday A 4-year-old son
dd the harmony act and effected q reconciliation.
A praise service OF recovered grip victims en-
livened a church In Bellefontaine. o., one evening
last month Songs and readings fitted 70 occasion
throbbed with heart pep.
meddng mother-in-law butted into the domestic
arrangements OF Jesse Farewell OF Akron, o.. and
rs fare-ye-wel for Jesse. II happened that Jesse
had two wives living happily in his happy home when
the mOther-n-law dropped in without an invitation
She couldn't keep the secret Jesse Is trying 20
square himself In court
George Baxter manager OF the field secretaries OF
the American Defense society headquarters In New
York City. unceremoniously bounced last week
His record with the society fair square aud
every OF the $4,000 he had collected was ae-
counties for. But OF the local papers showed
him involved in shady transactions In 1907 ana thus
spoiled his usefulness a collector OF defensive
funds.
Out in the dry belt OF the northwest coast u
mans home remains his castle unless Il shelters a
bottle booze The officials OF Seattle except one
maintain that home should be raided without a
warrant, but the sheriff. who scent booze q
mile follows the scent TO the cellars and gets the
goods Two recent raids SVEN homes without the
bother of warrant yielded sooO worth Of diversified
dFinkA
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1916-02-02
Rrinring a Prize into Port


The exploit OF the German prize crew that
has Just landed the British steamship Appam in
an United States port is noteworthy as marking
q new epoch in maritime annals. Naval annals
glow with tales OF how prize crews have worked
vessels into port. the vsnquished crew held be-
low decks by show OF force. the while the victors
toiled to make their victory complete. In the
present case this phase of the adventure is
changed. II must have been clearly an example
Of obedience to authority that rendered the cap
tives submissive. A submersbIe, even of the
largest type, could scarcely spare enough men
to overpower the crew OF the liner so the sur
render must have been complete. and the sub
mission carried out in all fairness
II Is also a new evidence OF the possibilities
OF modern warfare. and shows the German mind
on research bent and not above experimenting
even in a serious matter OF actual war. As the
Appam swings alongside the Eitel Frederick in
the comfortable harbor at Newport News, IL
will present an inspiration TO the sailor who hon
ors his calling.
No more eloquent support to the position OF
the United States on the question OF sinking
enemy merchantmen by submarines could pos
sibly be afforded than is offered in this German
achievement
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1916-02-02
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0round-hog day and a scorcherl The sun shone
but Il big odds that the grounding did not bask
IN It's glare. The day dawned with ie below zero; at
Il was y degrees below, ana at midnight de-
grees below.
me city council approved the plans OF the Morse
bridge company for the Eleventh street viAduet ana
ordered contract for the work prepared
II 8. winston. connected with the local agency of
the Mutual Life Insurance agency Is TO go 20 Chicago
ana enter the office there. Mr.. Winston is grand
OF the late Frederic Winston. president OF the
Asituai LAfe
George W. Kelley and A. s suger. wife and sun
here the gentlemen formed the Kelley stiEer
Co. to the L. b. WILLIAMS dry goods store
ana from New YORK.
Mrs A. A. Anderson OF shoshone. Ida IL spending
lev days with Mrs. A. w. Gibson.
A pleasant party held at the home of Alex
schaiI. sixth and Pierce. in honor of Afiss
Katie sehsil OF 81 Joseph and Miss Hardy OF Iowa,
guests Of the host
Mrs Emma Homan Thayer. the distinguished au-
thor OF 'Tiid- Flowers OF Colorado" Is visiting al
the home Of her father. w. II. Homsn being called
by his illness.
The South Omaha Social club IL arranging a series
Of entertainments The organization consists OF five
gentlemen. Charles Sheldon. Thomas Dupey Charles
1foys, James Phelps ana Charles Banms.
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1916-02-02
Take iron, Says Doctor, if You
Want Plenty of "Stay There"
Strength Like an Athlete!

OF ell symptoms of dyspepsia, liver
and other troubln in from ten to four
teen days time simply by taking
iron In the proper form, and this
after they had in some cases been doc
toring for months without obtaining any
benefit. But don't take the old forms of
reduced iron, iron acetate or tincture of
iron simply to save a few cents. You
must take iron in form that can be
easily absorbed and assimilated like
nuxated iron II you want II to do you
any good, otherwise II may prove worse
than useless. Many an athlete or prize
fighter has won the day simply because
he knew the secret of great strength
and endurance and filled his blood with
iron before he went into the affray,
while many another has gone down TO
inglorious defeat simply for the lack of
iron.
NoTE-Nuxated Iron recommended above by
Or. Sauer. is one OF the newer organic iron com
pounds. Unlike the older Inorganic iron products,
make them black nor upset the stomach Z. on the
contrary, II is most potent remedy. In nearly
all forms OF indigestion, we'll for nervous.
rundown conditions. The manufacturer have such
great confidence in Nuxated Iron that they offer
to forfeit 800 90 to any charitable institution n
they cannot take any woman under 50 who lacks
iron and Increase their strength 900 cent over
In four weeks time provided they have no serious
organic trouble. They also offer 10 refund your
money n II does not at least double your strength
and endurance in ton days tine. Il is dispensed
in this city by Sherman q Mcconnell Drug Co.
and all other druggists.-Advertisenent
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1916-02-02

and they win not consent unless he
agrees to pay them such an enormous
tribute for the privilege as rental that
after having paid the same out Of the
proceeds Of his years labor there is not
enough remaining 20 provide a respect
sble living.
Mr.. Hildebrand mentions - to s95 land
rentals, and appears TO approve OF II.
do not. Divine law. which is supreme,
says thou shalt not loan thy money
upon increase Interest," for he that TAX
eth more than he gave is a Insurer, and
a usurer cannot enter the kingdom Of
heaven" What difference is there be-
tween interest and rental? True. the
methods employed differ. but the results
are the same.
Mr.. Hildebrand deplores the method
pursued OF offering alluring inducements
TO join the army. why are such induce
ments offered? Because the class that
are eating their bread by the sweat of
snother's brow are fearing the present
progress OF intelligence, and lest the peo-
pie discover the injustice of the present
system under which they are laboring,
and attempt TO throw off the Joke Of OPP
preston II will be necessary to have a
strong army in order to perpetuate the
system and by force subdue the people
and compel them to submit to its con-
tinuance.
There are only five necessary essentials
for the production Of crop: Land, rain.
sunshine. seed and labor. God having
furnished these five essentials, He GER
tainly must be the owner OF the entire
crop. but having no use for It Himself
He leaves II with the one who produced
it TO use. dispose Of and enjoy. In my
opinion when we Americans boast Of our
education. intelligence. civilization and
Christianity, we should be willing to
adopt a system TO permit man to re-
tain for himself whatsoever an all just
God has given him. and is his by divine
right II. SCHUMANN.
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1916-02-02
Ordinary Huxated Iron VIII Make Dell
cate, Nervous, rundown People
a0o% Stronger In Two weeks
Time. in Many CaaAn

NEW YORK, N. Y.--Most people
foolishly seem to think they are going
10 get renewed health and strength from
some stimulating medicine, secret nos
trum or narcotic drug, said DR.. Sauer,
a specialist of this city, when, as a mat
ter of fact. real and true strength can
only come from the food you eat But
people often fail TO get the strength
out of their food because they haven't
enough iron in their blood to enable It
TO change food into living matter. From
their weakened, nervous condition they
know something Is wrong. but they can't
tell what, 90 they generally commence
doctoring for stomach, liver or kidney
trouble or symptoms Of some other all
nent caused by the lack of iron In the
blood. This thing may go on for years,
while the patient suffers untold agony
II you are not strong or well, you owe
II to yourself to make the following
test: See how long you can work or how
far you can walk without becoming
tired. Next take two five grain tablets
Of ordinary nuxated iron three times per
day after meals for two weeks. Then
test your strength again and see for
yourself how much you have gained.
/ have seen dozens Of nervous, rundown
people who were aillng all the while
double and even triple their strength
and endurance and entirely get rid
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1916-02-02
Japan and America.

Baron Elicit shibusawa. the great Japanese
financier. who has but recently concluded a hasty
trip to this country. where he held consultation
with some OF our money kings has disclosed
through current magazine something of his
purpose In coming TO America. He proposes
union OF Yankee dollars and Nipponese energy
for the exploitation OF China. Baron shibusawa
does not put his proposition quite SO BADLY. but
that is the purport OF his argument. He pre-
sents the possibilities OF the partnership so at
tractivey as to do credit to his admitted ability
as a promoter. and with an earnestness that
leaves no doubt of his patriotic devotion to
Japan American leaders of finance are Just now
giving more attention to the needs of South
America where We are more Immediately con-
cerned than in Asia. Any of our neighbors be-
low the isthmus Is closer to us in every way
than those on the western shore of the Pacific.
1t may be that our resources will serve 70
finance the world operations that must be car
ried on. II is certain that the United States will
be the one country after the war that can en-
bark on any extensive program of foreign devel-
opment. Therefore. Baron shibusawa's PROPOSE
lions will be in time carefully considered, along
with those OF others who are now at OF are CON-
ing to Columbia's gate for help.
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1916-02-02
POor Fellow.

well known clubman was talking about the
divorce evil.
The curtailment OF personal liberty has a good
deal to do with divorce he said. 1.-THE husbands per-
sonal liberty Is curtaed and the wifes is curtaied
Hence moral degradation and divorce.
I'm a restaurant the other night a man was drink
ing beer and eating sandwiches with his wife and
motherin-law. He finished his beer and took fresh
sandwich. The attentive waiter snatched UP the
empty glass and said politely;
:" Another beer, slr?'
1.-THE man looked at his wife
Shall have another. MinnieT he said
His wife looked a her mother
" Shall he. mar she asked."--washington Star
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1916-02-02
A LETTER FROM THE TRENCHES

My own darling May,
Just few lines to say
CWhile the shrapnel Is flying about
That I'm doing my bit
And am jolly and fit
Up-to-date, in my little dug-out
Since the package that came
Last week in your name,
A whole pair OF socks l can boast.
And most grateful ] am
Though the pickles and jam
And tobacco got mixed in the post.
Hellol Here comes a she'll
A Jack Johnson--Alls well!
Our boys didn't give Il a chance
Goodbye darling, = this is
A whole row OF kisses
From Willie, somewhere in France.
Omaha. SAM i. MORRIS.
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1916-02-02

feeling OF vast relief peryades Missouri
from end to end Some weeks ago the State
Railroad commission decided the railroads were
entitled TO an advance OF certain rates and in
vited the managers to take the money. But the
managers hesitated. probably feeling they did
not need IL. At last. fearing mandatory or
der. the managers bowed TO the inevitable and
agreed 10 put the higher rates into effect
Popular government is again indicated.
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1916-02-02
Mhy she,n rorrixinr.

Dinah Snow was colored cook in the home of
the Smiths. One morning going to the kitchen
Mrs. Smith noticed that Dnah looked as IL she had
been tangled up with a road roller.
why. Dinahl" exclaimed She what IN the world
has happened TO your
was mo husbsn'" explained Dinah. 'sTIe done
went an beat me agin, an jes' TO- nothin'. tool'
Again" cried Mrs Smith. with increasing won-
der 'Is he in the habit OF beating your Why don't
you have him arrestedY'
Been thnkin' OBJ IL several times. missy" was the
rejoinder OF Dinah hut han't nebah had no money
20 pay his fine. Atlanta Journal
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1916-02-02
Twice Told Tales
How Il Happened.

Your honor" declared officer Mcpherson. IT
heard awful yellin' back in the wagon yard and
when 1 got there this man beating his wife"
Judge Broyles turned sharply on the prisoner a
tall, gaunt farmer. with clay-colored complexion.
rs this trueT Were you beating your WIFE STRIP
the Judge demanded.
Yes. yer honor"
How did you 20 do it,"
Lord knows. ledge. For twenty years she aIus
wuz tn one what did III beatin but jes' happened
ter catch her when she wasn't feein' risht"-Case
and Comment.
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1916-02-02

Congress is again invited to take over by
purchase a slice Of Mexico. particularly Lower
California. BY splitting the price American suf-
ferers would obtain real money damages and the
carranza government enough coin 10 ease the
Pain OF deficit Uncle Sans share in the spoil
is stretch Of territory highly esteemed for rails
ing tarantulas and lemons.
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1916-02-02

The movie men come promptly to the front
with promise to cooperate in health precau-
lions. II is as much to the interest OF the movies
as Of any one else that their patrons shall feel
perfectly safe when attending their shows. and
the movie men should be given credit for resliz-
ing this proposition and acting ON H.
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1916-02-02
eR1Ns AND ORGANS.

Minister-Mr Hardcase. saw your son
In a saloon yesterday.
Hardcase-Did your hope the young
scamp had the politeness TO ask you 60
have something. Boston Transcript
Mrs. Wabash-Ever have a Joy rider
Mrs. Dearborn-Surei From Reno home
after I got my divorce " onkers States
man.