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New-York tribune., 1916-02-19
NEW YORK CITY BONDS.

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tRtsisiefed.
New-York tribune., 1916-02-19
POND SALES ON TIE STiOCK EXCHANGE
FRIDAY, FEBRUARY IS. 1916.

Trading bonds Stock Exchange Friday amounted
q a., 600 AGAINST s1I9Ooo week and S1oVoo
.r ayo From January against ss2ol2ooo In s
The West Virginian. [volume] (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1914-1974, 1916-07-18
PERSONALS

Mr.. and Mrs. Fl. B. Beatty and son.
and Mrs. Eunice Morrison have motor.
ed to Parkersburg for visit with rela-
tives.
Miss Mary Russell and Messrs. Nell
Jacobs, John Jones and Bower Muir
phy, of Fairmont, were the guests Of
friends here Sunday.
Mrs. George w. Bowers has return.
cd to Terra Alta after spending the
weekend In this city.
Mrs. F. A. Billingslea and Mrs.
Charles Greathouse have gone 10
Wyatt where they will visit with rela.
tives.
James Kelley, of shinnston, was a
business visitor in town Monday.
l.. A. Lincoln has returned to his
home in Burton after looking after
business interests here.
Messrs. George Ellis and Eugene
Jones, OF Moundsvilie, were looking
after buiness interests here yester.
day.
Mr. and Mrs. ]. ]. Allen are enter.
tanning a party Of friends from New
York.
Mr.. and Mrs. Claude Browning, OF
Logan, are the guests of Mr.. and Mrs.
F. R. Stewart.
Miss Elizabeth Clancy is improving
after several weeks illness at home
on Buffalo street.
Mr.. and Mrs. VIII Cress, OF East
Palestine. Ohio, are here for visit
with the latter's sister. Mrs. Arch Cow.
an. at her home on Monroe street.
Mrs. Van Price has returned to her
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MANNINGTON NEWS
Donley Correspondent Main St. Bell Phone 50

home in Ballaire. Ohio, after a visit
with relatives here.
Mrs. G. N. Alexander and daugh.
ter, Of Fairmont, are guests OF Mrs.
Howard Hardesty, at Hardesty.
Miss Gladly Grimm has returned to
her home in Wyatt, after visit in
town with her sister, Mrs. John N.
Kuhn. ~
Hon. A. NJ. Glover. of Glover Gap,
was business. visitor here Monday.
Mrs. w. w. Custer and daughter,
Virginia. and relative, Miss Rowland.
have gone to Rayenswood for visit.
Don Custer accompanied them as far
as Moundsyille.
Roy H. Stewart has returned from
Fairmont where he was looking after
bushes interests.
The Westminster guild of the Pres.
byterian church will hold their annual
picnic at Peanut this coming Thurs.
day.
Mrs. Thomas G. Hearldman, of SUIT.
ton, w. Va. Is here for a weeks visit
with relatives In the Clayton addition.
B. G o. Superintendent ]. w. Root,
of Wheeling. was business visitor in
town Monday.
NJ. V. MILAN. of Mods Run, was
looking after business interests here
Monday.
Walter Mays has returned from New
The West Virginian. [volume] (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1914-1974, 1916-07-18
IS FLOWING CORN
NOW RIGHT ALONG
Chas. Vandergrift of Colfax
Had Not Worked Since
November Gives
ST. Thanks to Merry LA
Worth. 81

To be able to return to Work after
months OF idleness enforcei by Ill
health is boon that every grateful
person welcomes. Read what Nerv.
Worth. that best Of all family l,.ve
tones. did for this user.
The latest Of the Crane drug stores
Nerv.Worth endorses Is Charles. Van.
dergrift, Of Colfax, West Va.
This is what the Crane folks report
Mr.. Vandergrift as having said:
II never had medicine that did
me SO much good. Sleep better, vic.
tuals taste so much better, don't have
that heavy feeling after eating.
Have not worked any since last
November. Now / feel fine. HAVE
BEEN FLOWING CORN RIGHT
ALONG"
Nerv-worth steadies the nerves,
rouses the liver, betters digestion,
whets the Appetite regulates the bow.
els. banishes head and other aches,
builds up rundown systems.
II 1t does not do these things for
you your dollar back at Cranes drug
store.
The West Virginian. [volume] (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1914-1974, 1916-07-18

Be careful not to fall In love. Ae.
cording to m Italian medical journal
researches have been made on the
blood Of people In love, and marked
leucocytosls has been found. II the
disease is not speedily cured, love
may lead to neurasthenia md even
insanity. Sometimes 1t even results
in marriage.-Boston Globe.
The West Virginian. [volume] (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1914-1974, 1916-07-18
Sacred.

An American lady at stratford-on-
Avon showed even more than the
usual American fervor. She had not
recovered when she reached the rail-
way station. for she remarked to a
friend as they walked on the plat
form:
ITO think that it was from this
verS platform the immortal bard
would depart whenever he journeyed
to town!"-Sacred Heart Review.
The West Virginian. [volume] (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1914-1974, 1916-07-18
Wild Rurros a Nuisance.

Wild burros in the Grand Canyon Of
the Colorado are said to be increasing
in number to the point where they are
becoming nuisance. The chief for
est ranger of the region reports thou.
sands of the little animals running
wild from Supai to the mouth Of the
Little Colorado. CO.'S
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surest Thing You Know.

The greatest bore upon this earth
the biggest nuisance known-is he who
talks about himself and his small
affairs alone, when you think he ought
to listen while you talk about your
own.
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One Thing About luck.

Sometimes man is lucky" said
Uncle Eben, same as a fisherman dat
ketches an eel. His luck makes him SO
much trouble he most wishes he didn't
have It"
The West Virginian. [volume] (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1914-1974, 1916-07-18
Returned

Marcus Mclaughlin will return to
Dallas, Texas. today. Mrs. McLaugh-
lin an ddaughter will remain unit
September.
The West Virginian. [volume] (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1914-1974, 1916-07-18
From Convention

W. J. Krauss, Fred A. Burt and
John Lillis have returned from Balti'
more where they were attending the
Elks' convention.
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All Business.

.Then I can be one OF your pu-
pils?a
:..Assuredly, sir, for ten crowns a
lesson, said the great artist. "And
a fayorite pupil for two crowns ex-
tra.a-Puck.
The West Virginian. [volume] (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1914-1974, 1916-07-18
Empty Words.

"what was the substance of his
speech?"
81 can read my stenographic re-
port II you care to hear 1t. The
speech had no substance. Louis
vile Courier-Journal.
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Martinsville where he was visiting
with his parents.
Elwood Taught, of Benwood, is here
for visit with his parents on the
Burt hill.
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Our Guess.

Speaking of operas" remarks a
contemporary. what did William
Tell?"
Something funny. evidently. for
1t made Lohengrin. Boston Tran.
script.
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An Eve 10 Business.

Mrs. A-what did you give Alice
for a wedding present?
Mrs. B-A chatting dish. You see
my husband is a doctor.-Boston
Transcript.
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Lieut.. Albert N. Park, chaplin of
the United States navy. is in Washing.
ton for a short business visit.
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II ~
For Summer

Mrs. Carl Beatty and sons have gone
to Mt. Lake, Md. where they VIII
spend the remainder Of the summer.
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From Florida

Howard Atha, of Orlando, Fla, Is
here for visit with his mother, Mrs.
Elizabeth Atha at her home on Clarks'
burg street. ....-...
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Filial Philosophy.

Auntie-Bobby, why don't you get
up and give your seat to your father?
Doesn't II pain you to see him reach
Ing for q strap?
Bobby-Not on a train, 1t doesn't.
London Opinion.
The West Virginian. [volume] (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1914-1974, 1916-07-18
Box Supper

Thursday evening on the Beatty
farm near Peanut, the ladies' OF the
Modern Maccabees will hold a box
supper. A band will furnish music.
Everybody invited.
The West Virginian. [volume] (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1914-1974, 1916-07-18
In Murder Trials.

TITS bound to come"
what is?"
THE time when the beautiful. ac-
tress. Instead Of telling the jury her
ltfe-atory. will have 1t shown to slow
music as q charlottesville Courier
Journal
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Bumstead's WormSyrup

Stood the test for 80 PEARS. IT NEyE1
FAILS. TO children Il 70 an angel q
marcy. FLHAGANT- TO TAKE. no
aruENnss. no PKYBIc NIHD1D. Ono
bottle has killed la worms. All drug.
Rtsts and dsalers, or By uaAu-a6o bot.
Est. o. A. voo1EEES, n D. Rhila., Pa
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Business Trip

DR.. c. II. Ice has gone on bust
ness visit to Arizona.
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DANGEROUSLY u.

The small son Of DR.. and Mrs. C. H.
Geiger Is dangerously Ill at their nome
on the Beatty farm.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1916-10-16
georgetown Faces WeekSepea Positions Are Doubt
Where They Roll
y Tonight

District-Grand centrais vs.. Reso-
iutes. at Grand Central.
National Capital-Royals W. Paiscs.
at Royal.
Masonic-New Jerusalem W. Leba-
non; Dawson va. Federal; National
Arcade = Sristois W.. ofncisis. at
Arcade.
Mt. Pieasant-Psrks Vs. Pirates. at
Arcade.
Bureau Of Printing and Engraving
Reds vs.. Nationals. at Rathskeller.
Interstate-Claims vs. Homers, at
Arcade.
Terminal n. r. Y. NJ. c. A.-south-
ern VS.. Shops. at Terminal r. r. YIN.
e. A.
Bureau Of standards-sharpsh hooters
W., Crackerjacks. at Arcade.
Southern Railway-Law vs.. Man
ayers; Passenger Traffic ve. Auditors;
Treasurers vs.. Tie and Timber. al
Palace.
Department l-Tressury vs.. Land. Al
Palace.
Washington City Tenplns-Agrioul.
ture W.. Iroquois. at Royal.
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Fable.
LANNIN DENIES HE !
WILL SELL RED SOX

BOSTON, Oct. 1s.-Joseph J. Lam
min, president Of the Boston Red Box.
admits that his declarations during the
past mopnth. that he will step out OF
the American League as magnate,
were the result OF an overnervous con-
dition, brought on by the strain Of TIE
pennant battle and the subsequent
worlds series clashes. Lannin. accord
ing to his statement, will not pass up
the ownership OF the Red Sox, but will
continue to direct the business affairs
OF the club for at least another year.
II admit that have said 1 was going
to quit; that the American Leagues
umpires did not give my team a square
deal, and a number of other things" he
said; "but those statements were the
results OF an intensely nervous condi-
ton. The strain OF the pennant struggle
| in our league was tremendous. and
President Charles H. Ebbets. can tell
you what II means to have a team In
the worlds series, There were a num-
Der of nights, Just prior to the series.
that was up working all night. After
get a good rest this winter. will be
| right back at EN- again, with all the life
and all the pep possess"
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1916-10-16
Mohawks Hand Vigilants
First Defeat in Two Years

Mohawk Athletic Club today Is boast
ing OF having administered the first de-
feat received by the Vigilant football
team since 1914. when the semi-pro
combination was beaten. 6 to o. by the
Engineers. of Washington barracks. The
Indian eleven established an undisputed
claim to the District independent title
by its la-to-0 win at Union League Park
Boyer scored the first touchdown early
in the fray when he ran fifty yards
receiving Bittenbenders punt. The other
was secured on a forward pass. Scho-
field to McGhan. near the end Of the
second period, executed on the Vigilant
ls-yard line.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1916-10-16
Doc Johnston Slides;
Wagner to Play First

PITTSBURGH. Oct lS--Doc John
ston. frst baseman Of the Pirates. has
been released to the Birmingham club.
of the Southern League. the circuit In
which he received his early baseball
schooling.
The shipping Of Doc TO the Birmins-
ham club 10 part of the payment for
Burieigh Grimes. the young pitcher
whom the Pirates ished out of that
circuit shortly before the end OF the
season. and according TO the agree
ment, since Grimes has made good. one
or two Pirates are to be sent to the
Southern League club.
The passing Of Doc Johnston means
that Honus Wagner In slated for the
hoodco Job for next season Doc tried
hard 20 produce the goods. but II wa
a persistent ink that followed him,
and his release II no surprise TO Local
fans.
The Pirates have picked up another
younsster. Guy Dunlap. Of St James
No, He 10 n third baseman. Thii
leaves the Pirates with thirty-nve play.
ers on their eligible list. the exact mum
Der allowed between October and Ma,
az
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1916-10-16
CUNTS ARE CLOSELY
MATCHED IN DISTRICT
Four Have Chance for Pennant.
"Count" GengIer Is Active.
Bowling Gossip.

Composition In the District League II
likely to be more even than last year
when the Royals and shermans had
things mostly their own way. Four
teams In the circuit this season are
strong enough to warrant the respect Of
one another and any one of them might
be found at the top when spring rolls
around. The Royals. who nosed out the
shermans for last years title on total
pins. the Grand Centrais, who already
nave given evidence Of their exceptional
ability; the Continentals, who have es-
tablished high-game mark for the sea-
son, 6l3, and the Westons, who recently
trimmed the Grand Centrais In three
games after the latter had won a set
from the Royals. are all strong con-
Blk bowlers. who can be found rolling
with the same team year after year
compose the Royals, In Harry B. HALEY.
Harry krauss, Earl Lewis, Harry Stan
iord, skinney' Carroll, and Ed Howser.
me me later being comparatively new
The Grand Centrais are all veterans
led by the redoubtable Johnny vaeth
formerly Of Baltimore. John T. Meany
NW9X %hitford J: Jolliffe, Earl Eiker
one or two others make up this quint.
| Manghum, Charley Wright, holder OF
the District set record Of as, made with
the Gandils Year before last; Oehler and
Loveless, OF the old Jeds. and Williams
and Hughes are the contenders. Pratt
and Weston are the mainstay OF the
Westons.
Royals. whose exceptional rolling Il
| attracting attention, will meet the Pal
acc team In the National Capital Leagu,
tonight at the Royal alleys, the mater
starting at about 8 o'clock. Numbered
among the Palace members are bowler
who have proven their ability durini
many seasons and furnish q worthy op
ponent for any quint.
John Gengler. the Count of Louxom
bourg." well known to washington
| bowlers, II on a coast-to-coast tou
with Jimmie Smith. the New Yori
crack. and at the present time the pal
are giving exhibitions in the middl
West. Gengier has added a number o
new tricks to his extensive repertoire
most OF them executed with tenpin ball
propelled from the palm OF his hand
Ono OF his favorite tricks 10 to set "a
1. 8 ana and cut down and withou
disturbing the / pin.
Bowlers arc prone to good and ba
years the same as ball players. a
shown in the following figures. secure
from Horace Elmer. official scorer Q
tho District League:
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1916-10-16
Four Watch Tigers
Battle With Tufts

CAMBRIDGE, Oct. 1s.-Harvard had
four scouts at the Princeton-Tufts
game, including Jimmy Knox and
Reggie Brown. looking for pointers as
to the Tigers system Of play. Brown
says that Frinceton has a stronger line
than the Crimson. and that much work
victory over the Tigers.
Harris played weakly at center Satur-
day and Nose Taylor may be tried there
this week. This will move Captain
Dadmun out to tackle ana let SNOW q
new man, play guard.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1916-10-16
Rush Is Displeased
With Princeton Team

PRINCETON. N. j., Oct. ls.-coach
Speedy Rush II displeased with his
Princeton Tigers, despite their victory
over Tufts Saturday. He particularly
scores his men for their fumbling. and
he has mapped out q lot Of work TINS
least two chances for touchdowns were
lost because the Tigers couldn't hold
Not a Princeton player was injured
Saturday. and, after light drill TO-
morrow.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1916-10-16
Charlie Taft Will Go
Back to His Tackle Job

NEW HAVEN. Conn. Oct. ie.-chariie
Taft. son Of former President William
Howard Taft. 10 destined to return to
his position at tackle with the return
tomorrow Of John Callahan. the varsity
center, who has been out Of the hne-up
because OF injuries. Callahan comes
from Notre Dame. where he received
a lot Of experience as center rush.
He IL suffering from a weak shoulder.
II 10 doubtful II Lehigh will play
Yale In 1917. Saturdays game was
strategists are inclined to leave the
Pennsylvanians OF next years schedule.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1916-10-16
Pointing for Clash
With Harvard Eleven

ITHACA. Oct. 1s-cornell. emerging
safely from the game with Williams.
begins today to point for the clash with
Harvard, booked for October % at Cam
bridge. Next Saturday Buchnell comes
here, but the Pennsylvanians should
cause no worries.
Ryerson. who was knocked out when
making a flying tackle. reported In
GOOD shape today.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1916-10-16
Brownie Shorstop
Practices Medicine

BIT. LOUIS. Oct. 1s.-Dr. John Lavan.
shortstop with the Brownies. will net
as examining physician at the city dir
pensary here all winter. He 10 grad
uate Of the Michigan University Medical
School, and has been engaged NJ the
dispensary Off end on all summer.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1916-10-16

Sam Langford and Harry wills are
Will meet the loser to decide when they
will meet In third engagement.
After considering all the winter isarvs
chatter we will have TO listen 10. We 49,
wish that Columbus had turnsd hack.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1916-10-16
Bout Is Off.

NEW YORK. Oct. l6.-Jack Dillon has
refused to mako 1s1 pounds for Mike
Gibbons. and 30 their scheduled ten
round bort ut st. Paul has been de-
clarad off.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1916-10-16
Play Scoreless Tie.

Trojans ana Highlands played strong
defensive games In gridiron contest
yesterday. and neither was able to score
in forty minutes Of play.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1916-10-16
When Big Battles
Will Be Played

October 20.
Harvard vs.. Cornell, ut Cam
bridge.
Princeton Va. Dartmouth, at
Princeton.
November 4.
Notre Dame Va, West Point, at
West Point
November IL.
Harvard W.. Princeton, at Cam
bridge.
Cornell vs.. Michigan, at Ithaca.
Yale vs.. Brown, at New Haven.
November IS.
Princeton Va. Yale, ut Princeton
Harvard Va. Brown, at Cam
bridge.
November 25.
Yale VI. Harvard, at New Haven.
Army vs.. Navy, at Polo Grounds.
November 80.
Penn vs.. Cornell, at Philadelphia.
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trict League, but the bowlers selected
also rolled IN the National Capital cir
cult during the two seasons, and,
strange TO say. had better averages in
tho latter.
Baseball players after losing q game.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1916-10-16

generally can explain all about how they
would have won II had this and that
do some tall grabbing. But the bowler
probably IL the most pronounced crab OF
the many species Of this type. A West
ern critics writes;
Fable.
Once upon a time q bowler lost an .ex-
citing match by a few pins. and when
the post-mortem was In order did not
lay claim TO his loss to q sore thumb,
bad breaks. sticky runway, over-oiled
alley or rubber heels.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1916-10-16
UMPIREs ARE NOW cIrI-
ZENS AGAIN.

No dtscredH 70 attached 10 Robby fov
not coping. It takes good chef %
make too steps out Of one oyster.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1916-10-16

As events turned out the Robins were
simply on the wrong side Of the three
mile limit.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1916-10-16

They are going TO hold q heavywsiEht tour
the Hippodrome. ...
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1916-10-16
.MINCE PIE
LITTLE OF RkERYTHlNG.-
By BUGS BAER.
RARU RUUOdpu

AFTER the Red
Sox got through
you could identi-
~ the Robins only
by the laundry
mark on their uni
FORMS"
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1916-10-16

than at Princeton Q week earlier:
Twice the Tar Heels held Harvard
for downs, greatly to tho chaBrin or
the homo supporters. However. the
Crimson gained 826 yards on rushing.
as against 81 for North Carolina. Four
forward passes netted Harvard o."
Yaie's small score against Lehigh
should not fool the lovers OF the
game. The Ellis lost many oppor-
tunities by fumbling. while out OF
fifteen attempted forward passes only
one first down against Yale. coming
on q forward pass. The Yale defense
was especially powerful, while the
attack netted 2s6 yards.
Browns go victory over Amherst
stamps tho Providence eleven as one
Of the bost in it's history. Cornell
made short work OF Williams. as the
score OF 43 to 0 shows. Syracuse
coached by big Bill" Hollenbach. for
mer Penn star, humbled +. and NJ. SO
to Q, The New Workers evidently are
ready.
Plumbing continues to bring its up
sets to forecasts in football. tumble
| recovered by Swarthmore brought de.
| feat to Pennsylvania, while at least
| two fumbled forward passes caused
| loss of touchdowns for the ouakers.
dartmouth IuHulou tHToo Si"Ss Set
urday within their opponents l0-yart
line. Princeton fumbled six timei
| against Tufts. twice losing chances
to score by so doing.
Tufts showed a pretty form of for
ward passing at Princeton. Fullbacl
Doane shot the ball to Halfback West
| colt about Ave yards ahead OF thu
scrimmage. Just as the latter wa
about to be tackled he. in turn. sho
the ball to either of the two ends
Joachim or Sanborn, who crossed be
hind him nearer to the center. Tuft
gained eight yards the first time tina
play was tried, but the Tiger for
wards broke II up.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1916-10-16

Beyond the sloping western sun.
The Swallowed phantoms Turk,
Below him In the dim. ballpark.
The Red Sox sheath the dirk.
The expert thumbs his clammy brow
And tremeles IKE q Turk. =,
The expert thumbs his ooxing brow
He smiles no gleeful smirk.
His experts job sinks with the sun r
And he goes back to work!
The mad King Of Bavaria 70 dead. Ne
body knops tDhat made him mad 40
he tods that tOdy long before the yeer's
toorld series.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1916-10-16

The Robins were eclipsed By he
Red Sox. eclipse II when the
sun gets stymied by the moon. .....
the best way to look at an eclipse 70
through smoked glasses. and We
noticed that all the Robins OUT
fielders had 'em on..... astronomy
......except It costs more to see base
ball stars......we never noticed any
spectators selling seats to the Big
Dipper. an astronomer has to SIT
up all night......an Broadway 10
full Of astronomers. .Rabid Ru-
dolph.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1916-10-16

PFEFFER WASN'T HALF 80 MUCH
A PUZZLE AS HIS NAME.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1916-10-16

The foul line umpires looked lonely
| away out there miles away from any
body But one advantage Of their job
was they could eat garlic before the
game and get away with II.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1916-10-16

a man doesn't think with his elbow.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1916-10-16

Bowlers arc prone to good and bad
years the same as ball players, as
from Horace ace Ri Elmer. offieial scorer ee Of
tho District League: