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Pierre weekly free press. (Pierre, S.D.) 1889-19??, 1916-07-13

than I ever was and recommend your
remedies to iii my friends Mrs LENA
WYNN, 1912 E. o Street, Richmond, Va.
While Change Of Life is a most crit
lcal period Of q woman's existence, the
annoying symptoms which accompany
Il may be controlled, and normal health
restored by the timely use Of Lydia E.
Pinkham's Vegetable Compound.
Such warning symptoms are q sense
Of ~suffocation, hot flashes, headaches,
bncksches, dread of impending evil,
timidity, sounds in the ears, palpitation
Of the heart, sparks before the eyes,
Irregularities, constipation, variable ap-
petite, weakness and inquietude, and
dizziness.
For these abnormal conditions do not
fail to take Lydia E. Pinkham's Vege-
table Compound.
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Cscnnnn ein lucrthpplca 0aI6.

glu Ger gclperbm9 I'M cincn |reIs
iiir oic bette glnswabl BON W}uis ans
cinem eeecbcncn Nonfen, all pelhen
26 Sdiilar Ger Plume gIrlmOel glca.
oenp" 81 @iiaersDiac Gbeil nabmeL
aGumn GSwaro Gudctt oas bon Oenl
SeihdiiSiiibrel Gorr BON oer Hcaic.
rnrgS.Snrm nnSecesic NoliteIncr
anlb. Sic nuOerGt @Gunner ipu.
rea Glcouorc Grnlc sad Suruer
&. \. Sopcc, 9lelion Suuer, @cur0
ySoooruaro, @rmicc 9lurocttc, Gitela
Gorucp, MoD GIorfc, Gorcas 9olr.
min, Ntareoret 9olomin GIiie Bling.
i'cn mo CSlaopS Iritt.
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aie ameriIaniIde ssDil nniI6crIrafIcn.

6rml Nlcper, Ole gSittiue ocs am
81. Cftobcr gcitorbcnen Srn. Sobn
2 gRcpcr bat geiicrn BON ihrer God.
ier naoiicl 0entihlanO, eincn @ricf
erhaltcn Der inpn an 6. Simi &C.
ldric6cn luirOc, obcr bonn cualiidcI
Gciucr 5uriideebaltop lporoen liz.
Gesgleihen erbielt 0r. Grnit Sdmci.
Ber cine 5ouilien Rahribt aus
SieBen Oie nidt peniecr olS 104
SaQe ruteripe9S mar Cic Shuclliq.
felt" Der auicritaniidcu &oit6cioroe-
rlna miro nr BON 0cr britiidcn
allnperirorcnbeit4 uno Scr Sonainii.
tbiefeit scr @oi6ingtoncr 9c66roen
iibcrtroficn.
Der Deutsche correspondent. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1841-1918, 1916-11-12
NnrSc smOtReuiafcitcn.

@or Ridtar Inijp lH 6rinIiual'
Nerihte erhieltea aeiirrn i6 glppli'
laiiten i6re &iracrpopiere Hodoen
tie pon Dem Nunoesr Snipeftor 2. =.
@Ioore Die gcietlide %riihmg bcltaa.
0cn batten
3,n &ciicn Ncs @altimorer &ai.
icnbauies 1icbt scr AiinilIer ,Srib
areiSIgr am gienitn8 A6cuo III 0cr
,Surg~ Gin &onjcrt.
Ssegen Observation-Disclosures
im.cr Ocn 0}itglicocra ar [. Sam.
poanie Der Nloruldnolr Wiiien.glrtil.
lerie muuea iuetrcrc Citi5crc oerlcl-
ZEN i6rc SteIlnneen api9cbca
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Nnmilicnfeit.

Ser .Goltih.llngariicbc SicOer.
frdu5" nit 1amcnoereiu melhcr an
Speiicn @cibnadtstoec icin IT, Stif,
timoeicit 3il feiern beabiicbtiat miro
brute 9lbenO Gin 6omiicnicit IN
,,aSmberts Safe di Der Gde pcn
Clement. imO Geeohw.Strabe feieru.
Sir OaS Stiihm9sieit limo bcreits Ole
mciteebeuoiicu Arrangements gctrci'
len moroen. Ger Nerein hat Ial
Sanic NcS So6reS oieIe neiie @litgIic.
ocr oeponncu mo pcripridt cincr
Der beiien @ereinc i'm SiiOcn Scr
Staot 81 iper0en.
Der Deutsche correspondent. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1841-1918, 1916-11-12

y9oeniclp.gliuls4 nHN Ole ita0tiihe
9lrmerbcb0ros anaeltren1t neil bic
ieIben iit Ncmeigcrt baben ser SLID
aeriH Gin &i0Ho ciueu 1lflii orei
StnHonos la0 an0cre Sasbeu oilsju.
lieiern melhe uou Der ueriiorbCuca
&yaNtcnpileNeriu Niarioric Nldlonee
Der &l1gcrin pcruladt luoroen iroren
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eaaOsasriaefIancm.

,Nu Sounion FleaSs5eridt III oie
StroBen6anu. Meieai6ait uon 6rcNc.
rid giOec lm $4,000 Shoocucriag
perflagt worocn, neil CT oaecblid)
pnrd por5citigcS 9lbiahreu zines
OBSERVATION-DISCLOSURES 0m T.. Sep.
tcmtcr jn Sparroms 9SoiHt perlcst
morOcn lein iot.
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Gidcrs.A .AGaidjincnsclucbr cmpfO6lcu

ga ibin9ton 3 s. #. 9ioo.
Gie 9clnciuiamc ans Siii5iercu
Der Armec, Marine luO oeS Marine.
Gorps beiiebcnoc &onimiiiion 6cfiir-
wortct IN i6rem geiieru uer6iicMliA-
ZEN Ncridt ocr lid Mal mcbrnonat
ti9c Griifms pOn Aldidlinca8upeb.
rem ltiiei oen loiorieca 9lntoni pon
1900 Gidcrs.@lo @loidlinen9enebrcn nou
oem gegemuGrtiaen NioocQ oicicr se-
idDiibe fiir Oic reNuIdre glrnee lm0
oic lRi(ij. Sic bdlt oieic CScdase
elaliideu Sa6ritatS iiir oic pcrigncts
itc miro obcr nod cine 9lnSobl ons
0erer ousliuoiiaer Scidiiec uuo aud)
nos SciuS iuh onocrc amcritnniidc
outomatilhe @eihiibc priiien. Sic
bdt @ertrctcr ocr ocribieoenen eic.
idiieiobriidntell pcrnommcn.
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NusbalI,Spicl.

Cine grpbc Nlenidcnmeusc mohuse
Dem 6uB6al.Spiel Der Stuoerten Ncr
Sobus SoptnS .llniperliiot" unO ocs
. .@eiigrn YiarplonO College" IN Dem
n&oncuooo %orf" bci. Gas Spiel
mlroc BON 0cn Ndliimorcrn nit ei-
ncr Score BON Il ~ 0 eewonncl.
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Dlutigr 4dmptr
Nnf rRiFi6cr SyrOnt im
@aagr.
Semticbe iebeu ben OtuiIeit
bDie 5u.

%ctersblrg oicbt 81, OaB Oic Geut'
i3eu IN Scr acknowledgement
IN Oic uiiiiibcn s8rtenordbcu
cmOrupocn. Sic murOen obcr
! onaebIib oIei6 mieOer binous 0c-
trie6cn. OfuIien pollcn Ebeil
bcrIorcuer 9teaung bel 9frobo.
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glliMarN IN Mlpntnna.

Nclero liout., fl. 9lpO Icr
norolihc lbcil ocs Stoites III ge'
itcril ppni criin 9li55oro OeS bciIri.
Qcu @intcrs hcinocilbt worOen Ger
5agne2 Iiegt 3 pis 5ol bod
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Nin NuMGetnntcr nechrt.

IN ser @obnung Der ,Srail @liia*
bctb SCbnciocr, 9tG 1925, 9lcNrurn.
SroBe. ieierte Ncrr GonrdO @cee
icinen So. @cblrtstoo IN forperlibcr
imo ociitiaer 5riihe i'm areiie Der.
idjicocncr ,SrennOc lnO @cfaiutc
Nerr @coe, ocr felt ,So6ren ouein
itebt umo bei iciner Sdpciter ,Srau
SrbnciOcr lpobnt itnnunt aus Gaen.
bnuien uno bctrieb bier cine S1rtnc.
rel. 81 Gbrcn oes cScburtstoefinocS
trGaen oie SrlS. Bertha Mid unS
9Inno Giebl me1rcre @eoidjtc Dor uuO
Die Ncrren 9rlmo giiemon mo s.
Stradiuom lanGen nebrcrc Sieoer,
Tic jdblreideu @ratilauten murOeu
pon Nrm Sdneioer oui oaS Bette be.
luiri6et. Ncrr &'cpe III ein after
Srcnt0 tcS ~Gcaid]ca Gorrcipou
0eNi".
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acu Swimmer ,OciS.St" bciorai has liehrldc
Dcf nlimooiimc A'ca iii Nbre 5cbcn mil Rins
oel mn NUnon0cn 5a umpideln SOlbCn IA
ueHiltch nle oif 3cbcl sctirciicu 9SuitcurlnQc
oe Srrr pNeuemuacn bcrporbglnQcn. aielicr
u1o Neilcl Ole an ,Snrpm ccrsrn 5errcn uuh
cGo YiihucrnnNc Mint pcrireihen Ncin Qsiu.
oSf, car ote'e sic hilirn uno hnmpcin maobcu
StiQeNen 1ie aae hleie hefuibci ec .NIrte.
IT. oGe clinhnc NiihutrOupeu niitic Ia ner
Nelt an ltidliciei aANlncnAcli ueriehlt nc
ilcpi mot inmer5Oo Sbr pilbnct0n0c mir0
lole. oaNl beOen Gic rs berauo etc i0nnen
ucincre SDube irdNeii
,,NciSlSt" miro hon nueu SrOaniiicu pui.
Qln1lfi uuo pVsihult 2hc Die Slnfhc oocr
nnn GinllnuQ 0c9 Greicc 3uQelannt BON O.
eamyense a Co. Gulfn9u An
lStu .gppl2l
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%erlaaat Ncn @GdDlaF ciner @rritOr
beucu.

Sn Common tleas Scrielt bat Die
arantenpileNcrin &0a Man 0Iurf
cine alloc I'M $500 zhaoeneriae
geJeg ocu Superiliienoeuicp oes
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-g9 oilIllNtoM 9. 9. IL llog

" q bInnton .. g., II. l,nO.
Weucrolmaior cioctbols, Der
Squpcrieu ocr Enuamo.RumlSonc,
crtl0rc acitcrn IN icincul Senari0s
SeporIcment iibermittelica SobreS.
bcrldJt Oab trob Oca @cbcuIS ocr
Fe'linliiien lmO scr Selic. sic ollcS
beNer milicn molcu, Ole Grornti6c
IN &ananiatonql idieBlicb fiir oac
Bet" oniloren rpiir0eu. Ger @cnc.
raj ertldrt in ieincn @cridlt, CT lei
our oaS Sbenla mir cinaeaongeiL
neil io vislr inIidc @ariGic iihcr Nic
Satqe QerpreItei wQroeu ieiol
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1916-11-24
AS Bad as a Mule.

"Yes," said the mighty hunter, SITS
an old gun, grant you. But what
times we've had together" He fon-
died it, stock and barrel, as if it were
child. "Ah, many time I might
have been dead man but for this out
of-date weapon!"
"Looks as though it had rather
hefty kick in it," said the young sol
der.
sob, T should say so! It's got the
fiercest recoil that any rifle ever had.
That's what makes it so valuable. Why,
once out in the Rockies a grizzly bear
was charging me. I f1red-and missed.
Believe me, if it hadn't been for the
fact that the kick in this rifle jerkeG
me back thirty yards and enabled me-
to reload-well, [ shouldn't be TALK
ing to you today. Yes; it's got a
great deal of kick 70
Then they arose and gave him and
his gun another.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1916-11-24
Pearl Fishers.

IT is a well-known fact that pearl
They often have to dive for 100 feet
or more without any special outfit, and
the strain wears them out before their
lives are really half over. From
depth of 100 feet pearl diver usually
brings up two oyster shells at time.
1t is exciting work. The diver never
knows whether he has brought to the
surface a shell inclosing a priceless
gem or not. The Malay pearl divers
are, perhaps, the finest in the world.
When he is going to dive, the Malay
slowly lowers himself down from the
side of the boat to the water and takes
several breaths, each breath getting
deeper and deeper. Finally, he takes
tremendously long breath, turns head
downward, and plunges into the ocean
depths. In two, three or perhaps four,
minutes his form is seen in the water
coming up. His face is turned up
ward. His strong hands beat the wa
ter away from under him in vigorous
downward sweeps. His face looks ter
ribly strained. At last, GREATNESS, ex-
hausted, he reaches the surface and is
hauled into the boat, where he lies
quite still for few moments, appar-
emily exhausted. But in comparative
1y few minutes he is ready to plunge
again.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1916-11-24
Woven Flower Forms.

Little woven flowers are simple to
make and are an effective way to de-
velop small flower forms. They should
not measure more than one-half inch
when finished, and if made in different
colors and groupted together will be
wonderfully attractive.
Mark little half-inch circles as a
guide and then carry the thread back
and forth, dividing the circle, until ten
radii are formed. An extra radius is
added to make the number uneven. The
needle is then brought up in the center
where the threads cross and woven
over and under each thread for QUAR-
ter Of an inch. Yellow lines, with the
weaving in brown, lavender, with yell
low center, and pink and light green,
are some of the attractive combinations
that will make an attractive grouping
of these flowers. 1t is an excellent way
to develop wreath and festoon designs.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1916-11-24
EASY FOR AMATEUR

tidy price for a really chic feather or
nament, hat and trimming will not
amount to such a large sum that the
average woman cannot afford to be
very chic and modern. For a wee bit
of feather and punishment goes a
long way and button. buckle or
cabochon of plumage will sufficiently
trim a very wide-brimmed hat.
All-feather turbans are among the
exclusives in millinery. They come
in black and white combinations, in
speckled pheasant feathers and in
grebe feathers with iridescent hues.
The taupe-colored and burgundy col
ored feather turbans are especially
smart.
While there is little trimming used
on the smart hats of the period, the
decorative touch is always impaired in
a distinctive manner. Vivid parti-col-
ored feathered cockades are favored,
aud also large plaques made from COM
position of various kinds and set in
rims Of old gold filigree. Then there
is a wide choice of head fancies.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1916-11-24
FLAsHY Innings FOR COATS
Designers Have Gone to the Extreme,
Both in Color and Design, in
Seasons Modes.

One Of the sensations of the coat
season is the lavish use of the mos
astonishing Innings, such patterns be-
ing selected as display the most bizarre
cubist ideas-birds and f1orette effects,
squares and patches and all manner of
queer things that are not unlike poster
designs. Since the outer garment is so
conservative in effect, it is only rea-
sonable that the designer should go
happily crazy over the interior decora-
lions.
Pussy willow and all the new figured
silks are most in favor. A few solid
colors are used, but more often the
selection is some dizzifying stripe or
even check-very noisy, but always
with a color note that is harmonious
with the outer fabric, which may be
Of wool velours, broadcloth, velour de
nord or plush. Following the present
interest in gold tones, the best pat
terms embrace old gold and green, old
gold and empire blue or old gold and
black-the color of the garment, Of
course, determining the selection Of
the lining.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1916-11-24

simply had to buy them; but now the
corrections of silk and beads can be
made by amateur fingers. In the group
Of bags sketched you have five vari-
cites.
On the extreme right is stole bag,
Dead-embroidered. This may be made
from a remnant of the frock or suit
material and embroidered in many col
ored beads with metal threads.
The bag with the feather bottom
comes in evening colors and is topped
with soft satin. This bag is unique
in that it can be used as fan.
The striped bag may be crocheted
from silk, either in colorings of the
bright Roman stripes or in combina-
ton of two colors, or black and white.
It is finished with a silk tassel, and a
ribbon run through the crocheted eye
let's at the top fastens on ring of
jade or jet or tortoise shell.
Checkings of solid beadwork mark
the unusual little bag of black velvet.
This solid beadWork can be done first
on a light canvas and sewn on the
bag or done directly on the velvet. It
takes time and is tedious, but is well
worth the trial.
Petals Of taffeta edged with tiny
beads overlap to form very hand
some bag, which may be developed in
light shades for evening use or in
black or dark blue for daytime car
rying.
A band of mole fur outlines two
disks Of suede embroidered with
beads to form sporranlike bag for
tailored use.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1916-11-24

ard in between times his rent or life
insurance falls due, understand me, it
would take SO much enjoyment out of
riding in the automobile, that right
away he finds out the Innings amt up
to sample or the buttons amt Sewed
on correct or something. The automO-
bile dealers figured it right, Birsky.
wish the waist business was on a G. 0.
D. basis, too. Because a concern which
sells goods for cash, Birsky, never gets
no cancellations from nobody
''Never mind, Zapp. You would see
that pretty soon the automobiles
would sell on credit, too. People amt
going to be so crazy to buy automo-
biles, now that gasolene is showed up
so high" Birsky said.
"Well, that don't change my plans
any," Zapp replied, because the way
the waist business is after Christmas,
Birsky, if I owned the Hudson River
and automobiles was run with water,
I couldn't afford pushcart even"
''Even so, Zapp, there's lots of fell
is obliged to run automobile deliveries,
and for every penny they've got to
pay more on gasolene, they stick two
cents a pound on pastrami oder Frank
furters."
''That again is something for
manufacturer of sodamint oder pepsin
tablets to worry about, not me, Birsky.
Anyhow, Birslxy, If cigar stores
couldn't sell Cigarettes to minors I'M
der the age of sixteen, there ought to
be a law prohibiting dlicatessen deal
ers from selling their machshovos to
adults over the age IF twenty-five. In
fact, Birsky, if Ksnsas and Maine
would go prohibition on delicatessen
instead of schnappA Birsky, not only
would it be better for business, yum
derstand, but there would be less
crimes also, on account there / more
fellers feels like committing murder
the day after one dalicatessen supper
than ten minutes AFTER hundred high
balls, and don't you forget it. And
that's only one reason why Rockefeller
amt doing no harm by putting up the
price of gasolene, because when am
getting heart trouIle from crossing
Fifth Avenue at o'clock in the after
noon, wish automobiles was run, not
with gasolene, but with benedictine
oder bay rum at dollar thirty-fVe a
quart"
"That's where you're making a big
mistake, Zapp," Birsky said. NOVA
days for an up-to-dare Teller, in a way,
an automobile is, s1~to-speak, practic-
ally a necessity"
ga four thousand dollar automobile
is necessity" ZapD cried.
"a four thousand dollar car l amt
speakin about at ALL" Birsky con-
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1916-11-24
VOGUE NOW FOR FEATHERS
Hat Ornaments of All Shades and De-
signs Are Shown in Really Amaz-
ing Display.

One has only to glance at the coun-
tiers and counters of feather hat orna-
ments to be assured that these trim
mings are to have an unprecedented
vogue. Never were feathers contrived
into such novel and intriguing eff
fects: these conventional feather
wings are present but nobody notices
them In the amazing display of but
tons, buckles, bands, cockades, rosettes
and what-not all made of tiny, bright
hued plumage and ready to sew on vel
vet hats. One round feather button in
shades Of orange, scarlet and gold will
sdd inca1culable style to simple vel
vet sailor, and though one must pay a
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1916-11-24

tinued. because for a thousand dol.
lars only, Zapp, you could get car nit
thirty-fve horsepower already, five
passenger body, electric self-starter
and lighter and everything up to date
Such a car is a gen'Wine bargain at
one thousand dollars"
IF you could afford the thousand
dollars, Birsky,' Zapp said, (which the
way the realestate business is dead
nowadays, Birsky, you've got about as
much chance as I've got to buy a thou
sand dollar automobile"
Birsky hid the lower one-third Of
his bushes in a cup of coffee.
''The fact is" he said at last, sI've
got maturing on me this week for fif.
teen hundred dollars an endowment
policy, Zapp, and if you would come up
to my house next Sunday morning We'll
take little run out to Ozone Grove,
and I'll show you them lots was talk
ing to you about"
''You mean them lots they threat
ened last month to foreclose on you,
Birslxy?" Zapp asked.
Birsky's face grew a shade more
crimson.
II paid 'em two hundred dollars a
bonus, and they gave me three-year
extension he explained huskily and
gulped down the remainder of his cof-
fee.
SLOW much was that mortgage?"
Zapp inquired.
"Just fifteen hundred dollars" Bir-
sky admitted.
"And do you think you would got
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1916-11-24

Shop windows and counters are YER
table catch-pennies- rather catch
dollars these days, for the novelties
they offer are truly fascinating to
the woman who pretends at all to keep
up with the styles. Bags and collars,
shoes, stockings, umbrellas, fur hat and
muff sets, handkerchiefs, gloves-all
the hundred and one accessories which
the well-dressed woman affects, have
scared from the class of necessities
into that of luxuries, and hence are
impossibilities to the woman whose
pocketbook is not plump.
Now, the clever woman need not
worry if she has time at her disposal.
for she may fashion many of the
small novelties herself.
Take, for instance, the new bags.
When leather bags were in vogue one
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1916-11-24
DzDDY'S EVENING.
FAIRY TALE % WY !;
5 iSyI So So
MODERN CHICKENS.

"Some Chickens were talking tho
other day and Boosting for all they
were WORTH said Daddy.
'What ahout?" asked Nancy.
eyes," chImed in Nick, II don't think
Chickens have much to Boast about"
"Well," said Daddy, "you will be-
Surprised when you hear how much
they aid have to Boast about.
It's very fine to be Modern said
one little Yellow Chicken.
Whatever do you mean by Mod
ernY asked a small White Chicken.
81 mean, continued the little Vel
low Chicken, to be Modern is to be
Up-to-Date, Right up to the Time,
and to know everything that is going
on at once
"'Oh, oh, OH Cackled the small
White Chicken. i know just Who you
are thinking of-and just What you
are thinking of too
"'You DON'T said the Yellow Chick
en- Grossly.
81 do said the White Chicken. And
they began to Quarrel. Soon their
Mother came along to the Corner Of
the Chicken House where they were
Playing, for they felt the Cold too
much to go out on the first sharp days.
"'Children, Children she called out
in horror. Stop this Quarreling right
away! What an Example for my
Chickens to set to the other Chickens.
And whatever are you Quarreling
about?
ST said,' came from the White
Chicken, that I Understood what he
meant and it made him Angry
"'Don't you want to be Understood?
asked the Mother Hen Laughing in her
funny Cackling way. Most Folks and
Animals are forever trying to make
themselves Understood
"'You don't Understand, Mother
said the Yellow Chicken.
"There you go! The idea of tell
ing your Mother she doesn't Under
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1916-11-24
stop This ouarreIing, Right Away"

"StoP This QuarrelIng, Right AWAY"
stand. That's no way to talk to your
Elders. No way at all. Tell me at
once just what you Mean
sThe Yellow Chicken was Fright
ened by his Mothers Cross Tones, and
so began at once: You see,' he said,
4 began by saying thought it was
fine to be Modern, and Whitley asked
me what it Meant to be Modern. Then
when I began to Explain he said he
knew at once what meant
$50 I did, chimed in Whitley. You
meant an Alarm clock-something that
wakes up on time like old Father
Rooster
"'Seems to me that's pretty good
Guess cackled Mrs. Hen.
"sBut it wasn't what Meant said
the Yellow Chicken almost in Sobs.
Hurry, hurry, hurry, and tell us
what you Meant! said the Mother
Hen.
81 Meant that it was very Modern
for us to have Telephones in the
Chicken House so the Farmer can
Telephone to the Barn and to the
Stable and to the big House and to
the Tool House. Every one of those
places have Telephones. / heard the
silly little Bell Ring in each one when
I went to find out. And heard the
Farmer say to a friend of his, WELL
we must be Modern you know and it's
a very great Convenience to have a
Telephone" So then I knew a Tele-
phone was Modern! See? But what
don't quite know he ended sadly
.is what he Meant by Convenience
CT know said Whitley.
sWhatY asked the Yellow Chicken
excitedly.
"'He Meant it was Useful! Therel
I do know something even if thought
you Meant Father Rooster was the
Modern Object you were talking
about
"Who called me an Object?' came
from Father Rooster who Walked in
the Chicken House at just that mo-
ment.
81 said you were an Alarm Clock
and very Modern, said the White
Chicken.
".And so I am, my DEAR said Fa-
Their Rooster Growing delightedly.
will give you a nice little Worm for
that And Father Rooster gave the
White Chicken the finest Worm he
had been able to get that day.
"Ding-a-ling-ding-a-ling, sounded a
little Bell.
"Therer said the Yellow Chicken.
Z said the Telephone was Modern
$50 it is said Father Rooster, 'and
I will give you a Worm too for being
SO Wise. But for my part don't
see any more use to Telephone than
I do to a Motor Car. They may be
Modern, but they're of no use to meI' /"