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The Lambertville record., 1916-07-06

can get anyone to marry them" Her
teacher laughed her out of her seri-
BUSINESS. Yes they should" she in
sisted. ITS essential for the race
and evolution in the world"
One of the glories which Miss Kel-
Ter delights in is the glory of her
family A great-great-grandfat of
hers was one of the first colonial gov
ernors of Virginia-one of the Spots
woods, and this is a cherished name.
She is a cousin of the southern hero,
Robert E. Lee, and counts the Adam
ses and the Everetts on her ances-
trail tree.
Her mother Mrs. Katherine Adams
Keller, is with her, busily darning
stockings and mending shirtwaists
A sister, Mrs. Mildred Keller Tyson
lives in Montgomery, Ala, her native
state. and a brother, Phillips Brooks
Keller, is an engineer. Miss Keller
was student and admirer of Phillips
Brooks when she was nine years old
and she insisted upon giving hel
brother that name, her mother said
The Lambertville record., 1916-07-06
TALKS ON LOVE
AND MIAATRIMONY
Miss Helen Keller, Blind and
Dumb, Says All Women
Should Marry.
PICTURES HER IDEAL OF MAN
Must Be Handsome, of Course, but
Doesn't Have TO Be Rich or Pos
sess College Education,
Glories in Her Family.

Chicago.-Love is a topic that Miss
Helen Keller avoids in interviews.
Yet this sightless and dumb prodigy,
who has overcome her human handi.
caps-almost-has some unique opin-
ions on this absorbing theme, writes
Harriet Ferrill in the Chicago Trib.
une.
She pounded them out on her fin
gers and the face of her teacher, Mrs
]. A. Macy, who has been with her
for twenty-nine years.
An eager face, lips that are ready
to laugh, and a flashing, alert mind
helped along the Interpretation of her
love sentiments.
Il am not telling my love affairs -
she spelled into the palm of her teach
er's hand. "They are not for publ.
cation" although she admitted many
proposals as "star"-and possibly
one heart affair. There is said to be
certain young man who is attentive
at this time.
VIII Be Master Man.
The master of the house in ideal
conditions such as are sensed by Miss
Keller in new day is not of the COM
mon species. He will be a master
man, willing to permit his wife to be
the disposer of the household supplies
and the real boss"
Every household should be ruled
by a bi-cameral governmental con-
gress and senate-such as the Unit
ed States gave the Porto Ricans," she
said. THE woman should, of course,
be the house of Representatives of the
family. In this government there
will be no filibustering, l hope, nor
lobbying.
Thus, the man would propose all
vital measures and the woman would
dispose them. She would control the
disposal of supplies principally, as
women did among some of the prim.
tive tribes
This ideal state of matrimony, how.
ever. Miss Keller does not expect un.
til woman is economically free. Sc
long as man is the money bags" this
future marriage system will be miss
ing.
A happy interest flashed in her
sightless eyes when she was request
ed to describe her ideal man.
"Of course, he will be handsome fol
eugenic reasons" she said with q
smile. He doesn't have to be rich
l am paying my own passage through
the world and am proud of it.
And the ideal man doesn't have te
be possessed of a college education
He must be one who thinks straight
Many men have obtained an educa
tion by their own efforts, for example
Mark Twain, one of my ideal men
For he was broad humanely, tender
yet strong, and full of humor.
EVERY marriage should have love
and both man and woman should new
or lose sight of the happiness of their
children. The state should pay for
the upkeep OF each child; for there is
no greater service to the state than
woman's gift of q child-a greater
service than the building of a war
ship. Besides, warships are no good
without men. Woman furnishes the
absolutely necessary supply-men
Her services are fundamental in wal
time or out of war.
"All women should marry if they
The Lambertville record., 1916-07-06
TRACES "SAFETY FIRST" MOVE
Arthur Hunter Says 1t Followed
Workinsmen's Compensation
Legislation.

Montclair, N. Arthur Hunter,
president of the Actuarial Society of
America, told the Montclair Heights
Community club that the safety first"
movement was a sequel to the adop-
ton of workingmen's compensation
laws.
He said there used to be a saying
that in the erection of large buildings
it took zone life for every story" He.
pointed out that under the compensa
ton act the WooIworth building in
New York was erected without u fatal
ity.
Unemployment insurance, Mr.. Hunt
er held, should be distributed to men
justly out of work, but only enough
should be paid to keep the wolf from
the door" in order to prevent people
from lodging employment.
The Lambertville record., 1916-07-06
Honk! Honk,

The fatalities due to automobile ac..
cidents are distressing enough, but
one encouraging fact in connection
with them, as stated in a government
report, is that during the last five
years the number of fatal accidents
has not increased nearly as fast as
the number of cars. The cars have in
creased 775 per cent, while fatalities
have increased only 258 per cent. This
seems to indicate more careful driv"
ing at present.
The Lambertville record., 1916-07-06
TREES OLDER THAN PYRAMIDS
Age of Some of the Giants in Califor-
MIA Estimated at More Than
5000 Years.

San Francisco.-Oneo of the wonders
of the ancient world, and probably
the greatest of them, is the pyra-
mids of Egypt. And yet some of the
giant sequoias of California that are
now thrifty trees had bark on them
foot thick when Cheops began build
ing the great pyramid that bears his
name.
Beneath the shadow of the pyra-
mids Napoleon said to his troops !:
'Forty centuries look down upon you"
There are trees in the grove estimated
by scientists, among them John Muir,
the eminent naturalist, to be eight
thousand and even ten thousand years
old.
The oldest living things in the world
are these giant trees.
The Lambertville record., 1916-07-06

order. If not, do so, for the sake or
the comfort of your family. If the
things have real value shut them
away for a time at least and they
will be all the more appreciated when
brought out again.
Emerson says, "a lady is serene,
doctors tell us that hurry like worry
is death to good looks and an enemy
to health as we'll. The people who
accomplish the most in the world are
those who plan their work we'll and
serenely accomplish it. Did you ever
time yourself on certain piece of
work; for example the making and
frying of rule of doughnuts? If SO
you will know the time needed and
will know what to plan for. OF
course, there are always the unex-
pected Interruptions which we can
not plan on, but it is wise to know
the length of time it takes to do GER
tain pieces of work. If mistresses
had a better understanding of these
things there would be more peace and
harmony in the household. A maid
who had a two weeks washing under
way should not be asked to prepare
a dinner for invited guests. 1t is such
inconsiderate women who are helping
to keep the servant problem still un-
solved and are always looking for a
servant. If one is possessed with the
precious power of concentration, use
an alarm clock and set 1t at the time
that the dinner is to be started or the
bread put into or taken out of the
oven. 1t takes but an instant to pro-
vide this security and it SO relieves
the mind that the whole attention
may be put upon what ever work Is
at hand.
Tapioca baked with sour apples and
served with sugar and cream is an
other simple and wholesome dessert.
When we learn to keep our sense
of proportion, and know that, how
ever, desirable it may be to have the
washing out early, a sweet temper,
a calm and quiet mind are much more
to be desired and vastly more appre-
ciated by the home folks.
The Lambertville record., 1916-07-06

blespoonful of shortening, cupful Of
milk, half teaspoonful of salt, and
one and half cupfuls of flour, sifted,
with two teaspoonfuls of baking pow
der, beat again and fold in the we'll
beaten whites of the eggs and bake in
three piepans, The mixture should
not be more than half an inch thick
in each. AS soon as they are baked,
butter and pile them one on top of
the other and send to the table piping
hot.
Horseradish Sauce.-Take a cupful
of freshly grated horseradish, one
teaspoonful of salt, half teaspoonful
of sugar dash of cayenne, two ta-
blespoonfuls of lemon juice; mix well
and just before serving add a half
cupful of whipped cream.
Popovers.-Beat two eggs without
separating, add a cupful of milk, and
then add this slowly to cupful of
flour mixed with teaspoonful of salt.
Grease very hot gem pans and bake 40
minutes in hot oven.
Corn Bread.--Beat two eggs very
light add a tablespoonful of sugar, a
teaspoonful of salt, cupful of flour,
sifted with two teaspoonfuls of baking
powder, cupful and half Of sour
milk, two tablespoonfuls Of softened
butter and half teaspoonful of soda
dissolved in the milk. Bake in well
creased dripping pan.
DumpIngs.-Take a cupful Of milk,
add one egg, a little salt and flour,
enough to make a stiff mixture; add
ing two teaspoonfuls of baking pow
der. Drop from a spoon and cook
eight minutes without removing the
cover. If teaspoon is used for drop
ping, eight minutes is sufficient time
for cooking
Ralsn Pie.-Grate the rind and chop
the pulp of lemon, add a cupful of
raisins, pinch Of salt, a half cupful
of molasses, a tablespoonful of butter.
Boil together one cupful of sugar
(brown) half cupful of flour and two
cupfuls of water FIVE minutes; add the
other ingredients and bake in two
crusts.
The Lambertville record., 1916-07-06
The Cure.

"My doctor has ordered me to Palm
Beach for my health"
'NWhat seems to be the matter with
your
1--WE been worrying too much about
money matters"
"Well, you won't have anything Of
that sort to worry you if you stay
down there long enough"
The Lambertville record., 1916-07-06

Tommy wanted to go to the movies,
but his mother objected.
"Aw, you never let me go no place.
he whimpered.
"Why, Tommy" exclaimed his moth,
er; what shocking bad grammar you
use! Can't you speak more correct
ty?"
"Sure can," said the boy, "if you'll
only give me a chance. You ought to
hear me say: Yes, mother, you let me
go wherever 1 want to-"
The Lambertville record., 1916-07-06

accosted a policeman at Van Buren,
and Brady streets with the question,
"Am in San Francisco" When told
that he was in Milwaukee, 1000 miles
from Frisco, Samuels was dubious.
II owned a clothing store in Frisco
and had money" he said. Where
have l been and how have lived all
this time? I know have wandered
and tramped to many places, but until
this day did not know my own name
or where I belonged"
The Lambertville record., 1916-07-06
LOST IDENTITY FOR YEARS
quake, Receivers His Memory
in Milwaukee.

Milwaukee, Wis.--Samuel Samuels
of San Francisco "awoke" in Milwau-
kee, he says, after his memory had
been dimmed for ten years through
an injury sustained during the San
Francisco earthquake.
Wandering aimlessly, as though lost,
Samuels, VINO is about 60 years old,
The Lambertville record., 1916-07-06
Lamb on NAV.

What he considered the servile lau,
dation of the month of May drove
Charles Lamb to protest. 81 do not
mind the utmost rigors of real win
ter" he wrote to Bernard Barton, "but
these smiling hypocrisies of May with
er me to death. What lies you poets
tell about May 1t is the most un'
genial part of the year." London
Chronicle.
The Lambertville record., 1916-07-06
ENDS A 50-YEAR HEADACHE
Accident in Youth Causes Pennsyl-
vania Ma u" Century
OF rain.

Connellsville, Pa.--After suffering
nearly half century from headaches,
Fred Seibert of Dawson has been
cured. Some days ago he detected Il
hard substance in the roof of his
mouth. He worked with it for some
time and finally extracted q four-penny
nail.
The Lambertville record., 1916-07-06

"Did you attend the reunion Of your
class at college this year,"
81 did, but never againl Half my
old classmates were so prosperous
that l couldn't afford to associate with
them, and the other half were so hard
up that didn't dare go near them for
fear they would try to borrow money
from me-"
The Lambertville record., 1916-07-06
HEAL YOUR SKIN TROUBLES
With cuticura, the Quick, Sure and
Easy Way. Trial Free

Battle with Cuticura Soap, dry and
apply the Ointment. They stop itch
ing instantly, clear away pimples,
blackheads, redness and roughness, re-
move dandruff and scalp irritation,
heal red, rough and sore hands as
well as most baby skin troubles.
Free sample each by mail with Book.
Address postcard, Cuticura, Dept. l.,
Boston. Sold everywhere.-Adv.
The Lambertville record., 1916-07-06

Four-year-old Marjorie was sent by
her father to get the egg from nest
in n fence corner, where a certain hen
persisted In laying each day. To her
great astonishment she found a soft
shelled egg in the nest, and leaving 1t
she ran back to her father, eXclaiming,
breathlessly; 30, papa, l didn't bring
the egg cause 1t isn't finished yet
Cleveland Leader.
The Lambertville record., 1916-07-06
The Effects of opiates.

~HAT INFANTS are peculiarly susceptible to opium and its
smallest if continued these opaes changes
imbect mental craving for alcohol narcotics later life
ntacabe
result Of dosing with opate narcotics keep children
The children
receive ops the smallest doses for than day me and
ony en- unavoidable
The administration of Anodyne Drops Coals Soothing srup and
children
d and the druggist should not be it. Children who
dose themvy
#
sign reofC
always the OflAZV /fL<IE
The Lambertville record., 1916-07-06

"You don't hear much lately about
those terribly destructive tornadoes
that used to be SC prevalent through
out the Middle West"
"No, you don't. 1t must be that
the politicians out there are using all
the available supply of wind"
The Lambertville record., 1916-07-06

Bill see students in Paris have
formed an Anti-Collar league, ieclar-
ing that collars are unhealthy and in
artistic. The members pledge them
selves not to wear any kind of neck
wear.
Jill-But it's easier to wear collar
than to have to wash. your neck every
day, isn't 1t?
The Lambertville record., 1916-07-06

are none, no matter how
tasty that quite take the
place of the things we
knew and liked in child
hood.
Sally Lunn.-Separate
the yolks from the
whites of two eggs, beat
the yolks, add a table
eDoopf,,J of ou1or q 70.
The Lambertville record., 1916-07-06
Methodlst Women Gave s27s. .ooo

The amount raised last year by the
Womans Missionary society of the
Methodist Episcopal church, South,
for the work in the foreign field was
S278, 1872 20. The amount given during
the week of prayer for the new work
in Japan was $13,751.T.
The Lambertville record., 1916-07-06
Topics.

"There is nothing like the weather
as q topic of conversation.
"That remark" observed Senator
Sorghum, "leads me to infer that you
have never concerned yourself much
about the tariff.p-Washingto Star.
The Lambertville record., 1916-07-06


HAS the war caused you to econo-
mize to any eXtentT"
"It certainly has," replied the eau
tious man. "Whereas l used to ex-
press my views rather freely, l have
lately become quite parsimonious in
that respect"
The Lambertville record., 1916-07-06

OF Drlc-d-Drac 100
choice with asso-
citation to give
away, perfectly
useless, incongru-
Gus things taking
up space and caus-
ing needless han
ding to keep in
The Lambertville record., 1916-07-06

"What leader color your hus-
band has, Mrs. Jones'"
"Yes'm; he's don got de plumbago,
ma'am."
The Lambertville record., 1916-07-06

81 want cut rates on this job"
''What is it?"
Trimming my trees and hedges"
The Lambertville record., 1916-07-06

A revolving light of 100000 can
dlepower has been installed in light
house on the south coast of the Isle
of Wight.
The Lambertville record., 1916-07-06

Suffer with Rheumatism or Neuritis, acute o.
chronic, write for my FREE BOOK on Rheuma
tism-Its Cause and Cure. Most wonderful bool
ever written, it's absolutely FREE. Jesse A
Case, Dept. Q. W, Brockton, Mass.--Adv.
The Lambertville record., 1916-07-06

An aim in life is the only fortune
worth finding; and it is not to be
found in foreign lands, but in the
heart itself.-R. L. Stevenson.
The Lambertville record., 1916-07-06
Speedy.

"Does that new watch of yours keep
good time"
"You bet it does There isn't clock
in town that can keep up with it,"
The Lambertville record., 1916-07-06

Nothing puffs woman up more
than to have seventeenth cousin sud-
denly become near-famous.
The Lambertville record., 1916-07-06

A woman gets lot of satisfaction
out of he belief that other women
envy her.
The Lambertville record., 1916-07-06

Nothing Relieves Tender, Aching Feet
like hot foot bath with Johnson's Foot
Soap. Composed of Borax, Bran and
Iodine. At Druggists or sent postpaid
for 25c by Thos. Gill Soap Co., I'll
Kent Ave-, Brooklyn, N. Y. Adv.
The Lambertville record., 1916-07-06

A man has to live with himself and
he should see that he always has good
company.-Chas. Hughes.
The Lambertville record., 1916-07-06
oLD-FAsHIoNED DISHES.

With all the new and fancy dishes
that are daily being originated and
The Lambertville record., 1916-07-06
The KITCHEN
GBIHN u fEzzta s
Are you in earnest? Seize this very
minute
What you can do, or think you can,
begin it.
Goethe.
VALUABLE HINTS.

Have you gone through your home
this pring putting away many pieces
The Lambertville record., 1916-07-06

Honesty is good thing in copnec-
tion with insurance policies.
The Lambertville record., 1916-07-06
pisannointInn Movie.

"Pve seen it-'tain't no good"
"'E gets Jung, don't e?
"Yus, but they don't show yer that"
The Lambertville record., 1916-07-06
w. E. HAWKS,
No+arv Dub1io
Prove What Swamp.Root WiIl do For va,

Send ten cents to DR.. Kilmer & Co.,
Binghamton, N. Y, for a sample size bot
tie. 1t will convince anyone You will
also receive booklet of valuable infor-
nation, telling about the kidneys and blad-
der. When writing, be sure and mention
this paper. Regular ffty-cent and one
dollar size bottles for sale at all drug
stores.-Adv.
The Lambertville record., 1916-07-06
Druggists Know Best Medicine
for Kidney Troubles

During the twenty-five years that
nave been selling DR.. Kilmers Swamp.
Root have never heard complaint, as
my customers always speak favorably re-
gardi,ng it. Three parties have informed
me that they have been restored to health
by the use of DR.. Kilmer's Swamp Root
after suffering from Rheumatism, Liver
trouble and Gravel. 1t is pleasure to me
TO sell Swamp-Root as l believe it is the
best medicine on the market for kidney,
liver and bladder complaints.
Very truly yours,
ED. ROETHLEIN, Druggist,
llO4 18th St., Cor. Monroe,
Lynchburg, Va.
Personally appeared before me this lst
day of November, 1915, Ed. Roethlein,
VINO subscribed the above statement and
made oath that the same is true ill sub
stance and in fact.
w. z. HAWKS,
n II n
The Lambertville record., 1916-07-06

The rolling stone isn't a mossback.
Honolulu star-bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1912-2010, 1916-10-31
INEPROFIT FOR
YEAR INDICATED
EXPLANATIONS
Eva and WaiaIua Companies
Will Close Year With Big
Cash Balances +
ESTIMATES ARE UP TO
BEST EXPECTATIONS
Bio Bonuses Paid to Labor and
Higher Dividends Leave
Large SurpIuSes

Financial eStimateS ;ts ot.December
81 were today given to members OF
the stock exchange as well as to stock
holders by Castle & Cooke, agents for
Eva Plantation Company and Waialua
Agricultural Company, that for both
of the companies reflect high degree
Of prosperity and success. During the
year, on present basis, one of the
companies viii have paid % and the
other 10 per cent In addition to these
both companies show estimated bal
anceS IN earnings that are deemed
highly satisfactory ana in the minds
of some would warrant extra diyi-
dend payments. -" ....... :.-.. ::
As was expected figures on Eva s
earnings are larger than those on
Waialua. The statement given out
shows cash balance of SS72,601.79; su-
gar to be accounted for 1882, ,239; mo-
lasses $7200; in all 81 $l,662,0i0. Against
-tfT1s arc era fEpu gSpeHsps Tor three
months, including bonuses, $701,000;
reserve s215,600, permanent improve
ments for such three months, $4,000,
and dividends for three months at
say. . per cent" $500, 900, amounting
to S1,266,000. There is an estimated
cash balance of 1896. 6.040.79, and to this
is to be added cash on deposit, $780,
600. in all S716.040.79. F.. =.
Waialua figures show cash balance
September 30, $491.505.33; sugar to
be accounted for $S9S,933, molasses
$25,1 ,152. and gives total of .$l,4f5,651.-
35. Against this is charged estimated
expenses for three months, including
bonuses, $6S8.000; permanent i'm
proyements for same period $4,000,
dividends say at ? per cent" $2T0,-
600, amounting to ,s$9S3 ,09O This
leaves an estimated Eeash balance of
1892, 65l.33 to which is to be added
cash on deposit 100000, amounting
together TO $632,651.33. -. ...-
Honolulu star-bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1912-2010, 1916-10-31
MoTloNfoR DIRECTED
VFHDICT IN CASE OF
|DUKE AWAITS RULING

After the government had closed
iB case at noon today in the trial OF
Jesse Duke, charged with murder, the
attorneys, William I
'RawIins and George A. Davis, moved
for a directed verdict of not guilty
The motion was taken under advise
ment by Judge Charles F. Clemons,
who will rule on it at s o'clock tomor,
row morning.
The last witness called by the gov
ernment today was Capt W. S. Mapes
of Fort Bliss. Texas. Capt. Mapes
was detailed to investigate the death
of G. P. George. who was an aged
civilian employe at Schofield Bar,
racks, and who died .as the result of
a blow on the back of the head from
some heavy instrument Various mem
bers of the coroner's jury that inves-
tigated the case also were called as
witnesses
Honolulu star-bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1912-2010, 1916-10-31
CHRISTOFFERSON
KILLED AS ARMY
AEROPLANE FALLS
Noted Aviator Meets Death in
California on First Trial
Flight in New Machine

Associated Press by Federal WireleSS)
y y
\ REDWOOD CITY, Cal. Oct =
= 31.-Silas Christofferson, a we'll y
\ known aviator and one of the =
: most daring of the airnlen nov \
\ flying in the United states, was y
= killed today when in mid-air he =
= fell while making an expert y
\ mental flight. =
y Christofferson was taking up a y
\ new military aeroplane and az y
\ the height of 100 feet something r
= went wrong with the machine. y
\ The engine went dead and the y
\ aviator appeared to lose control y
\ of the planes, so that ne could y
\ not make a safe landing. The y
\ machine hurtled through the air y
= and Christofferson was killed in y
= stantly, his wife ana two y
\ brothers. who were interested y
y spectators at the trial flight, wit y
\ Messing the accident Christof- y
= ferson was born in Iowa 20 years =
= ago and had been Flying since y
\ 1910. ... -. =
. b b 4 = h / . . 4 q 4 b l. 4 + .
Honolulu star-bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1912-2010, 1916-10-31
ASKS
FOR SIGNBOARDS
INDANGERzONES
Harbor Board InStructs Officer
to Investigate as to Best
Safety Methods

Governor Pinkham has entered the
campaign for safety to batheTs and
fishermen along Oahu's reefs with a
suggestion to the harbor board to
erect signboards to ward off strangers
and children from danger zones of the
beach. -.=... ......: .:..-. p =:
The governors suggestion, in the
form of letter, was read late yes
terday afternoon to the commission
ers, being followed by a motion and
a vote to refer the matter to the har-
normaster. who will investigate and
advise the board as to what methods
lie considers best for insuring more
safety along the reefs. The gov
.eTnor's letter is as follow ["-
Honolulu, r: Fl. s.
''Hon. Charles r. Forbes. i. =.
Dear Sir: + was at kallala ye6tef-
.day when, Sgt. Mitchell was drowned
by the Undertow and current at the
channel This is known as danger
Gus point. and youth and children are
rather persistent. iu taking chances. Z
Strangers have no information Or
warning as to these dangers. Would
it not be within the province and
means of the board OF harhor comnlis-
sioners to erect a warning by broad
board marked ,Channel--Dangerous,
placing it on posts in the water ?
There are other places on the beach
needing warnings for tbs numerous
strangers that visit and batbe
Respectfully.
FtJ JJTTITTS f pTNKHAM
Governor OF Hawaii