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Gunnison news-champion., 1916-06-30

Miss Dixie Carpenter, one Of our
summer school students, returned to
her home IN Stockton, Kansas Monday,
being unable TO continue her studies on
account Of III health.
Gunnison news-champion., 1916-06-30

Fine stationery our specially.
News-Champion Office.
GunuisOn. Colo.
Gunnison news-champion., 1916-06-30

Boy Prince Aibssf sesv.
DIIsvs tobacco 10 ss1d d
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nekeassss svin-GoUauol
Gunnison news-champion., 1916-06-30
Confederation
or Interest to Gunnison Readers

For month. Gunul- ~ citizens have
seen IN rh--- columns enthusiastic
praise # u ans Kidney Pills, by
residents uf this locality
WouIi these mrmeur people re-,
r0mm-r3 u r,unIy that had 90,
pr.N~u rrlrahl-2
Woulj 'h-v confirm their state
m. .. Yeats GaI elapsed If per
.s. rrrrrr had not shown the
rra. y Dbe v,rrl, # end r-rmeuts
The iull1vln. statement should
carry ~.. ...r 100 r.,- mind @! every
Guur lstn --. .--
o. a L. -9I -. second St =,
" -.-.. ,..r ra,-. Il have found
J. - EHu.L Pills very ber-GrlaI
g.I don. a~-lrnry a. recommend
Oh. % "t-y rrguOats. tho at N Of
d. slir-s-o ans removed ,roubl" with
A SECOND STATEMENT
OVER Ap YEARS LATER, Nr
Tas.or -..a. VI, nigh tpruIDu %.
D.an'- r. nUs hasn't changed
srur- gl o. mE ,-r ,ndor-emsnt !
sti.. hrl them - be worthy
remriy
rrr. INC. at all dealers Don't sim
p.ya-s fa- -li0ry remedy-get Doar's
kidrry F.I- the same that Mr.
Taylor mas rRr - puDIlc,y recommended.
Foster Mraurn Co.. Props, Buffalo.
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Gunnison news-champion., 1916-06-30

Holly Chieftain:-lt is said that the
man who gets the fewest letters is the
man who complains the most about the
management OF the postoftice; that the
man who finds the most fault with the
preacher is the one who pays the -
toward his salary; that the man who
the most trouble with his neiRhbog b
the rn.anest neighbor: that the child
less man has the best theory for bring.
ing up children: that the bachelor KNOW
the best way to manage wife;
that the man who borrows his neigh
bor's newspaper is the worst critic Of
that paper: and that he could do . BET,
ter job editing the paper. il given half
an opportunity. Honor bright, pard,
isn't il the truth?
Gunnison news-champion., 1916-06-30

Steamboat Springs Probationary
evening just before train time 0. z
Smith decided to make his Lizzie"
wade the river at point just below The
outlet of the sewer When the breath
ing apparatus of the beast became Sub.
merged it came to a standstill in mid
stream and refused to bulge. A psss-
ing teamster with two mules commaus
deered as relief expedition and one0
the bi-planes was hitched to the drown-
ing vehicle. The swift current turned
the long g-eared brute's head and he
ion ,gined himself sub marine plung-
30 peneath the waves and ducking mis-
r'' r. After the proper amount Of
N'e language had been INDUCED in
a.. -he other mule hitched to the car,
the crowd of interested onloOkers
had the sa istaction of seeing
the car dragged from the water.
and after couple of coughs and little
sputtering, it rolled along in its best
style.
Gunnison news-champion., 1916-06-30
LOCAL NEWS OF INTEREST

Mrs Lizzie Brown arrived in Gunni-
son Monday from d three weeks visit in
Durango
Or. an Mrs. Geo Sullivan and the
Misses v, ,-tgr,,. ard Ross spent Sunday
at WaunitA.
Mrs. Morrison, sister Of Mr.. {. F.
ZoeIlner. arrived from Los Angeles on
FRIDAY las, Tor a thirty days visit here
Engineer I J. ReRrdon cf the Rio
Grande has moved his family TO Mont
rs. They departed Sunday morning.
". " Mckee and family and Misses
Mag ,rr' and Norma Collins Hr, enjoy
ing an outing a, Waunits Hot Springs
Mrs Chas. McDernott returned re-
Gently from visit to her father, c.
Jsrkhn. and sister. Mrs. Chas. Smith
of Austin. Colo.
Gunnison news-champion., 1916-06-30
tie ssationai JOY ss'sois

has a flavor as different as It IS delightful
And that ism I strange, either.
The Bridgeport evening farmer., 1916-01-06
LITTLE BENNY'S
 NOTEBOOK
By Leo Pape

Grandpop was at our house for d1n- ner last Sunday, and safter dinner we all went in the parIer, and grandpop sed to pop. Wi1lyum. wat do you say to a Ittel 2 handed game of pee Enuckle.
 I hate 2 handid peenuclle, I meen I'm opposed to playing, cards on Sun day, seds pop.
 o well, then I gess III sing Htte1, I gess III sing Sally in our Alley, I ust to have a wundirf1ll voice wen was young, T. ust to, sed grandpop.
 And he went over to the peano and hit the keys and sang, Da. dee dunn dee da da dumdum fdee, and she ives down in our alley. Jet hitting eny weather they made eny toon or not, and saying did ever tell you about Sam Rubens, when I was a boy Sam Rubens always wunted me to be a op- era singer.
 Wy, wat did he have agenst you, sed pop.
 Dada de deum dada dumdum dee and she lives down in our alley, sed grandpop. An he kepp avn doing that, changing the toon eetch time hhe did it as if it dident have eny speshil toon, and aftir a vile pop got up and started to go out of the room as if f.lhe jest thawt> of sunthing, and ma sed,, nows farthir, you sit down. and be sociable.
 Good note sed pop. and he sat down agen. and grandpop hit sum more keys and sed, dumdurp dada deedee durnudm dee, and she livess down in our alley.
 Is that all. you no of it, sed pop. Yes, but that's the best part, e4sed grandpop, it pritty neer broak Sam Rubens hart that I dident study to be a opera singer, dada dee, and she lives down in our alley.
 Hay, how about a litte1 game of 2 handid peenuckle, gsed pop.
 Wy I thawt you dident b1eeve in playing caEds on Sundey, sed grand pop.
 Neethir I do, as a general rule, but don't consider this a general rule sed pop, and him and grandpop start ed to play peenuckle, pop saying, as the fellow sed, nux nistro vomicum, or to Inutch is verse than a<feast.
The Bridgeport evening farmer., 1916-01-06

Come, then, oh, care! on, gr1eA! oh'
 wool
 Oh, troub1ess mighty in your kind! have a balm ye ne'er can know
 A hopeful mind.''
 There never was a wiser saying than "an work and no play makes Jack. a dull boy'' The same ruling holds good in regard to girls. There is nothing that will take the life, hope, tspi-&A So quickly out of girl dreary roUr tine of work, day in and day out, with no gIeam of brightness to look for ward to.
 question the justice of those who require their girls to lead too solitary lives. There is but one youth-time- It is passing as swiftly as sands through an hour-glass. If a girl who works hard in factory or shop all day yearns for bright, light, gay scenes and mer- riment at night, she should not be scoIded into believing her yearning a sin: It is but the natural impulse of youth It is as needfu1 to her as the sunshine is to a flower. Girls cannot ver.r well attend some places of anusernent alone. Mothers and fathers are too tired to accom- pany them. Brothers are not over active about taking them. The maid pines in secret, wearing the. best part of heh life out in loneliness. livery
  such girls, with unsatisfed, longing hearts.
 If the society matrons in such places were looking eagerly for some good to do, their kindly intent would material ize if they were to take a score or more of such girls under their wing. One night a week to go to the movies, a night the next week to chaperone them to a dancing entertainment, where she would know who their part ners were and that only innocent pleasure would result from the joy of the evening. Such girls lives under | these conditions would be joyous and hopeful; no more heartaches. There would be something to look forward to; something to fix up their pretty clothes for-the expect ncy of meeting sweetest of all to the youthful feni- nine heart-it would make her. golden day-dreams a realty.
 Young girls may love home and those within it's walls ever so dearly, but changes of scenes and association with young people of their own age are essential to their we'll being. A girl may be wise, thoughtful and de- naure far beyond her years, but her ed. An old head cannot be put on young shoulders. There will never be a tirnA when girls can content them selves without having something to look forward to. Her home folks should study that, phase of her girl hood. Homes should be open to wei come the friends of her youth. A that they enjoy themselves properly. But the espionage should not be. ap- parent. Give the girls happy youth time
The Bridgeport evening farmer., 1916-01-06
THE PUBLIC SCHOOL GRIND.

The Complaint is frequently made against the American public school, that it is too much of a, machine, that it offers no chance for the bright child. He must dawdIe away his time, relieved by sticking pins in his next nefghbor, while the rules of arithmetic and the facts of history are explained over and over again to slower witted children
 There are a host of people who learn only by their eyes, by seeing a thing done. You find it in every business office. There are some to whom it is absolutely no use to give extended verbal orders. You must do a thing. and let, them see you do it, and then they follow you by>imita- ton if they can't by reason. So with children. Teacher must do the ex4 ample over and over again before they can grasp the principle, which in the form of a written rule is meaning less. a
 Meanwhile, what is the. boy to do who takes to books as an Indian to the chase?
 Here is where the good teacher can make her value count The bright child with a little help can all ways skip one or two grades in the yearst before the high school. Don't be afraid to let them try it. But it means that Teacher must stay after school a few monents, and untangle new and knotty problems.
 There are few teachers who are unwilling to do this. The child who pushes ahead without prodding is such a relief. in contrast with the average 1istlessness of the school room. that the teacher. usually feels that here at least her work has some reward.
 Much is said in the newspapers about the crowding of the public school. Probably itA does not pay to push a child if he does not want to go. When you suggest. to most of them that they go ahead and save a, year, the reply is We're getting our don't let your boy expect that he is to go through school without some work ae
The Bridgeport evening farmer., 1916-01-06
England Would Unite Nations Against Trade
 of Kaiser's Empire.

London. Jan. 6.-An important . conference will be held in London this month to discuss proposals dea1- ing with British trade after the war to prepare a program to be laid be- f5re the Government in the name of British commerce.. The object of the conference will be to form an offensive md defensive commercial alliance of the Entente Powers against Germany and her allies. The conference will be attended by Representatives of all the chambers of c6hmerce through out tHs United Kingdom and it is. thought that as a result of the delibe- rafions sthen held. the future conn. meEcia1 policy of the country will be. formulated.
 Although the questions of post-bel-, lurn rehabilitation have occupied trade circles for some time and been frequeptly discussed informally, the first expression of government opin-#
The Bridgeport evening farmer., 1916-01-06
HIS KINDNESS SHE
 SLIGHTLY APPRECIATES
Dear Miss LAibbt

Dear Miss Lfbbey:-
 It's four years since I courted a lady of 37, a year my junior. She never consents to become engaged, still is in terested. We write every week. I use terms of endearment. She doesn't ob- ject. Refrains. from using the terms herself. I am poor At present have income of $50 per month. Think I will finally win her? Shall I try on? Her Christmas presents from me always were baskets filled with candy, etc. Cost $6 or more. Do you advise giving something for a change? If so, please suggest a few appropriate gifts Thanks for considering above.
 < w. F. K.
 You are treating one over-k kindly Some do not care as much as they ought for attentions showered con- stanly on them. Try to turn, the ta- bles. Gifts such as nice perfume t(smyal bottle), fine picture calendar book of poems, good umbrella,s # pic- ture rame-either Gf these next Xmas will be good reminders, costing not much overSa dollar. Attach your card and Xenas wishes. Be saving; and es- teem .yourself highly. You will win in future the heart of the lady.
The Bridgeport evening farmer., 1916-01-06
Parker Honse Rolls.

even teaspoonfuls of Butter, two even tablespoonfulss of sugar, one small tea spoon of salt, five and three-fou ouFtlas cups of flour, one yeast cake dissolv= ed in one-fourth cup of 1ukeWarIn wa ter. Add butter, sugar and salt to the milk; when lukewarm, add the. dissolved yeast cake, and three cups of flour. Beat thoroughly and let rise until light Cut down and add enough flour to knead. Let it rise again. turn on to a slightly dour5 ed board, knead and roll out to qne- half inch in thickness. Cut out with a biscuit cutter. Brush over oRes half of each piece with melted butter. fold and press edges together, Place in we'll greased pan and let rise very light Bake in a hot oven.
The Bridgeport evening farmer., 1916-01-06
GEN. BUNDLE MADE
 KITCHENER VICTIM
 OF A PRACTICAL JOKE

Earl Kitchener isn't exactly the sort of man that a practical joker with a due regard for his health and feelings would choose as a victim, but General Sir Leslie Bundle once had the temerity to do that very thing. That was a long time ago. however, before '.tK. of F<.'' had ever dreamed of the honors he has since attained. General fRundle, who was recalled from the governorship of Malta last year to assume command of the troops allotted to the defence of the United Kingdom. was born in Devonshire just three-score years Nago today, the son of a captain of the. British navy. Forty years ago he began his 11ili tary career in the Royal Artillery, and served in the Zulu war, the first Boer war, and afterward in the Egyptian campaigns against the fanatical der wishes. It was in the ancient couptry on the Nile that he became the friend and coknrade of Kitchener, and pene- trated his famous practical joke on the latter. Bundle and Kitchener were in charge of an irregular force of natives charged with the defense Of the southern frontrier. As they were sthe only white men with the fierce, they were thrown into close contact, and laid the foundation for 9 friend ship which has continued through the years. Kitchener was the commander of the expedition, being Bundles SUI perior in age and experience as well as in rank, but under the circum- stances they. associated on terms of complete equality. After having. or ganized their force of natives, Rundle set about the task of teaching English to the sheiks of the rribesmen. Among these was a venerable patriarch who was all dignity and austerity, and who was looked up to by the others as rep resenting the summit of. wisdom. Upon this sheik Bundle impressed the ne cessity- of a proper form of address in saluting the commander of the camp. The next morning the grave and sol emn patriarch appeared before Kftch- ener. and, with a dignified salaarn, gave voice to this surprising saluta- ton, 70 Kitchener, thou art a damn foo1!"s Satisfied that he had made a good impression with his newly-ac quired English salute. the sheik strode away, leaving Kitchener, at first ut terly astounded, with grin slowly enveloping his face.
The Bridgeport evening farmer., 1916-01-06
INVITE YOUNG MEN
 AS GIRLS DROP IN

Dear Miss Libbey:-e
 am a junior in high school. Would like to know whether I, being young, am too much so to invite young gen tlemen friends to call at our house these long winter evenings when girls drop in? I wish to have bright cheer then. Is my writing plainly dfscerni- ble? Please answer soon. HELEN.
 Dd not know, your age. Yet with your parents permission 1t may be all right to have young men invited as girls drop in. would not advise this too often. Go to their homes in turn.
The Bridgeport evening farmer., 1916-01-06
ToDAY's POEM
AN ETRUsCAN RING

 Where, girt, with orchard ahd with. olive yard, The white hill fortress glimmers one the hill, Day after day an ancient go1dsmitil's Guided the copper graver. tempered. By some lost secret, while he shaped the sard Slowly to beauty and his tiny drill. Edged with corundurn, ground it's way until The gen lay perfect for the ring to y guard, Then, seeing the stone complete to his desire, ~% He drew through it the delicate gold. en wire, E And bent the fastening; and the Etru- rian sun /. Sank behind liva, and the work was done.
 John William MackaIL
The Bridgeport evening farmer., 1916-01-06
IF NOT THIS ONE.
 MIR RIGHT IS FOR YOU
Dear Miss Libbey:-

Dear MISS ADDey:- Reading advice to others, I ask some. Am a girl going on Is. Care immensely for young man of 19 of wealthy parents. Seems well thought of After he visited and escorted me a while he stayed away two months, re- turned, and we go together some. He asked me to marry him. tsWilI decide later Non,'' I said, sniIingly. Ought to accept or not after he stayed away iso long, shaking confidence? Hope to hear your decision.
 AB Why not decide by your parents good wise Judgment? If he is 1ckle, wait for better one. MT. Right will surely come when you are older.
The Bridgeport evening farmer., 1916-01-06
HE IS ABENT-NIINDEDa OR
 RUSHING TO CATCH TRAIN

Dear Miss Lfbbey:- 2eH
 I am a girl of 21. What do you think of a, young man visitor who goes away without saying "Good-by'' or not telling her he is going? Are green and red apropriatet together in modes? Is my penmanship fairly good ? ' Kindly reply.
 EM. He is either very absent minded or rushing to catch a train in all haste Green and red, or green and brown, are harmonizing and fashionable to wear. x
The Bridgeport evening farmer., 1916-01-06
MISS LIBBEY'S REPLIES
 TO YOUR LETTERS

Miss Libbey's answers to your letters. Correct name and ad- dress must be given to in sure attention. Initials printed. Write short letters on one side of paper only. Use ink. Per SOnaT letters cannot be answer ed. Address Miss Laura Jean Libbey, No. 916 President St., Brooklyn, N. Y.
The Bridgeport evening farmer., 1916-01-06
Nut Cake.

cake. Cream three-quarters of a cup fuI of butter with a cupful Of sugar and add two weI-beaten eggs and a cupfuI of milk Sift together two cupfuls of flour, a teaspoonful and a. half of baking powder and a pinch of salt Stir, into the milk, sugar and eggs, and then add a cupful Of chop ped raisins and a cupfuI of chopped nuts Bake in shallow IoaVes. Ice with white icing and add halved nuts for decoration.
The Bridgeport evening farmer., 1916-01-06
Ideht Fruit Cake.

One cup butter, two cups sugar. four eggs, four cups flour, one cup milk, three teaspoons baking powder one cup each raisins and. entrants, one half cup each oandled orange and lemon peel, one-half teaspoon each of lemon, vanilla and almond Bake two hours. bake two Ioayes- Fine. It will keep.
The Bridgeport evening farmer., 1916-01-06
Potatoes Minced.

rake an empty baking powder can. punch a, few holes in the bottom put your boiled potatoes in the frying pan and chop with can. You. will be delighted, when you see ghov quickly and evenly the chopping is done.
The Bridgeport evening farmer., 1916-01-06

Melt three tablespoons Of butter add gradually one and one-ha1f cups of highly seasoned stewed tomatoes and stir until smooth and thick, then add two cups of cold cooked tongue cut into dice and beat thoroughly be- fore serving.
The Bridgeport evening farmer., 1916-01-06
MARRIAGE LICENSES.

Herbert Burchan, 22, a clerk, 2,07S Seaview avenue. procured B license to- day to wed Beatrice Jaunha11, G22, of the same address. Joseph sBu1a, 23, factory worker, 167 Lee avenue, pro cured a license to wed Rosie Korupra, 22, of the same address.
The Bridgeport evening farmer., 1916-01-06
Rineapnh Pfe

One small can grated pfneapEf6. eggs, 2 cups sugar, F1-2 cup cold wa eggs separately, then stir all togeth- CT. This makes three pies.
The Bridgeport evening farmer., 1916-01-06

When you see a crowd around the of a big fire, it is much more Sapt to be watching the removal of securities from the safe than, the bodies of the firemen buried in the ruins.
The Bridgeport evening farmer., 1916-01-06

It is very necessary for avtators to. be temperate, as there is a great tendency among them to take a drop too many.
The Bridgeport evening farmer., 1916-01-06
One Piece Apron and Cap For Little Housekeepers

E -f
 Plaid gtngham or percaIe should be used to make this attractive apron in which the growing girl may do the Iit- tie duties which constitute her first les sons in housekeeping. The neck may be finished in high or square effect and the front. back and long sleeves are cut in one If desired. however. the sleeves may be shortened.
 Accompanying the apron is a cap which may be trimmed with a band of plain lawn or linen. In medium size the apron. without the cap. requires 2 yards 36 inch gingham. One-half yard extra gingham will be needed if the cap Is used.
 Only the cap and collar are laid on a Iengthwise fold of the goods, for while the section containing the front, back and sleeve is laid near the fold, it is placed on length wise thread. The piecing. the pocket and the sleeve band may be cut from the gingham which remains after the sides are sloped away. Tke lap is laid along the selvage edge
 For the short sleeve, cut off lower part of the sleeve on small 'to'' perfo@ rations. and for the round or square neck cut out neck edges about & of an inch above single ''o'' perforations. It is also provided that the outline Of the neck may be V-shaped by cutting out the front ss of an inch above the double small 'soo'' perforations.
 For house wear and in warm weather these little aprons are unusually neat made of very light colored percaIe. There are many simple embroidery headings and bands with which they may be finished about the neclks and sleeves SO that they answer all the pur- poses of dress.
The Bridgeport evening farmer., 1916-01-06

The trust magnates on trial should remember the good old maxim, when in doubt tell the truth
The Bridgeport evening farmer., 1916-01-06

A squirt was reported in Wall street the other day. but not much of the water came out.
The Bridgeport evening farmer., 1916-01-06
SOUTH CONDEMNS LYNCH1NG.

Durham, N. C., Jan. 6.-The Uni Hersity Commission on Southern Race Questions, an organization of repre- sentatives from twelve Southern uni-- versailles studying the negro problem, passed a resolution here yesterday condemning lynch law. Lynching was termed a contagious social disease, and that it had become a habit.
The Bridgeport evening farmer., 1916-01-06

The railroads are threatened with indictment if they don't reduce the number of accidents. But would the public patronize trains that are not fast enough to get smashed up, some times?
The Bridgeport evening farmer., 1916-01-06

ion was made by MT. Asquith in a recent meeting of parliament, when he stated that present pre-occupation in the endeavor to secure victory ought not to prevent the taking of measures to insure the proper considA eration of economic. social and ffinan- cia1 problems which will arise after the war. The chamber of commerce insist that business men in trade should Immediately begin investiga- tions and that defined trade policy should be evolved as soon as pos sible, or at least long before the war is over, so that basis may be pre- pared for a commercial alliance with the Entente Powers, which shall be- come operative the day that peace is signed
 The, high price of butter may not be wholly due to the scarcity of cows. Perhaps the substitution of the auto mobile for the churn has something to do with it.
The Bridgeport evening farmer., 1916-01-06
FOLD OF 56 INCH MRTEKIhl
Patented April 90. l907

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 Dressmaking articles prepared especially for this styles The tevfeW.
The Bridgeport evening farmer., 1916-01-06

FUNERAL DESIGNS NAND
 BOUQUETS, JOHN RECIk & SON
The Bridgeport evening farmer., 1916-01-06
LAURA JEAN LIBBY's DAILY TALKS ON HEART TOPICS Copyrighted Mcclure Newspaper Syndicate ez.
SOMETHING TO LOOK
 FORWARD TO

Come, then, oh. care! oh, grief! oh
 wool f-. - Oh, troubles! mighty in your kind! I have a balm ye ne'er can know
 A hopeful mind.''
The Bridgeport evening farmer., 1916-01-06
CORNER FOR COOKS
Mince Tongue.

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