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The Detroit times., 1916-06-05
z77195K7 FINANCIAL AND MARKET NEWS Ieed

He Is material. this favorite son !;
he Is stock. he Ia goods. he Ia the
equivalent OF chips. pawns. long
green or ready maEuma.
And that Is why he Is . favorite
son.
When the gentlemen that sit be-
hind the scenes and pull the strings
get ready TO pick the man that the
convention is TO nominate, they
trade the votes OF their respective
candidates against the advantages
they want to get for themselves. and
out OF this agreeable merchandising
comes at last peace. harmony and
the long pole that knocks the per-
sim mon,
Nothing Is easier than for q pcliti-
clan that knows his job to get pawns
Of this kind to deal with. There Ia
nearly always somebody in his state
that has both money and an over.
weening vanity-and that IL all that
is required. Grandpa was Q candi-
date for the Republican nomination
for president In 1916" he knows his
admiring descendants will say. and
II he only gets eight votes that Is
enough.
When II comes TO the showdown
time. the terms are the bluntest and
pianist. All Is done behind closed
and watched doors. and there Is no
danger the hoi pollot will hear any.
thing. so what's the odds: Let's
talk right out.
have IA votes in the convention
for John W. Woodenhead. the favor.
tie son OF Goss Hollow. You want
me TO turn them over to A. b. Sol
emnowl. Well, on what arrange
ment? Do I get to name the secrc-
tary of commerce and the attorney
general,
Also. of course, II must be all
right for me about the patronage In
my state. get the collector Of the
port and the big postoAices.
In this way an understanding Is
reached. agreeable TO all. and the
favorite son disappears In the shut
fe.
Then the delegates get the
straight tip. the right nan is noni-
mated amid Undesirable enthu-
siasm, and five million citizens are
delighted with the result Of the con-
vention's deliberations. "a
This isn't cynical. though TO the
uninitiated IL may sound so. II Is
merely fact. and every man that has
covered" national conventions with
his mind las we'll as his penciD
knows that II Is fact.
There is, indeed. even something
to be said for TINS method OF pick
ing our candidates. II Is business
like. practical. avoids any sentiment
and maintains among US the politi-
ciar. an American pi oduct that some
philosophers would certainly regret
to miss.
The Detroit times., 1916-06-05

8. so hamper: Florida tomatoes. eazs
, GlSo case; asparagus. sections; tu
LES box green peas. S.Isgs nu:
so1n $50 Der Ss isI see per don
Grsse rrsis-s3Qt per crate.
Hocsy-Fancy white. ssw. isQiIe;
amber. io0iis H.; attracted foss
"a. :s's::' s: II: s:s'i:
sc5 ,S,a E., soS., b: standard Nc tim.
S,siy go g,aotsyy A' ,is ,sss No sss'S
ara 10. ] cover, q, oi.; rye 't .. 8;
IL;:::: :..s1.sSeissSs per Der i ISs
NeIsas- Rockyfords s5.soGs per
ers Hs...ns ....:. stscSs i crate
v. S.sec:: -.s.ssss per sa.. ''' 'o-'
o.ie.:E-Te1r: B:,mud.., yellow.
e r'.s:,.i.. ~al.f 80 r per crate:
Potatoes White. nGLio: new
F si54iSs :sisss''s Ss !! .s b. P SS.
triumphs. s2.Ts per Dbl.
Pssitry. sroilers. s.q3se; medium
hens. is61sc: stags l2q i3c. geese,
s,l: :si snss. isSioe cases a. 7s
sousaNe pRlCEa
Casnea 0eees -App,e4 saso9sse
Lima beans. Si0t.Ss. Corn: fancy
sS ..,. ,i,ss s ;..nss :.: .ney .:si:
June. $50: standards. 81: Salmon.
tall, ssSo: nat. pings. soc Tomatoes.
Dune, sLso; siftsd early June. 'i.4s
JACKS; Bran. sia; st.nd.ra middl,nsa
l,s: sns midd nm "a, $40 c, s r,s re"
I'.:s.,!sSSSi..F ,Srie.:., I Ss;' I a,ss,:
gs 30; straight, $500; cure rye. %;
spring patent. ss.se Per ebl- IN paper
Detroit Oil-Raw iinseed oil; re:
Kerosens In iron barre's diamond
s:S. saS,a i s:a :1esa se
H.rswa~-Nail.. s:.so keS case;
anneaisd wire, $3.50 pc, bundle, gal gal.
per spool: galvanized sheet. .:
gauge. $3.50; so-Eause. $500 per cyt;:
snn5 s so"Ss .ss se nsa o. Sssh
e. gauge. ss.io: iT-saus.. abs: s.
gauge. $40 per cwt. Carriage ooltx
small. Soc 10 and on; large. 80 ans
10 on; large 40. 10 and 5 on list.
HiAes-No. 1 cured hides. 1sitc: No.
! green hides. lsc; No cured bulls
lse; No. ! green buiia ioe: No. \
kip, lsc: No. I cured murrain. 1sc:
No. / green murrain. lsc; No. cured
calf. SIC, No. ! green calf. Csc: No 1
No. / taIiow, Sc: No. 3 tallov. &c;
No. /. hides. lie on: No. kip and calf,
NC on, lheepskin (as 20 amount OF
The Detroit times., 1916-06-05
STACKS
STILL UP
- - 0vssiand Again
lon1 h Advance

y y0ax. JunS S,-rhs stock
WI spone1 scttve and strong to-
notev issuss again holding the
- q ~ stass. Chandler Motor
- { q 116. Wulys-overiand
~ - points up 40. Both imme.
~ oolA higher.
1900 prs1srrsd sold up - to
rnxWoll Motors and Anaconda
~ - 4 ana Butte and Superior
$3.50 ia. United States Steel
flo1 u ~ -, up 50.
~ knights Of Columbus VIII
S6e = their hall Monday night to
o seldom a The death OF MI
juhan6lss, Mercantile Marine. VII
|o Overland and Norfolk 4 Western
~ record makers during the
niuG Marie preferred sold at
- Chandler Ia. United Fruit
= Z. u 10 IL. The market
gnl1y was strong At noon.
The Detroit times., 1916-06-05
Sugar Market

osgnr-Corrected dairy by W. II.
Edgar Z Son. Crystal dominoes. 2-lb.,
~ ,, 3s ' cut s,s' ,s Essl' eu sss
1855; xxx powdered. $3.50: stan
extra Coarse, $40; sranuiated. ins.
N bulk $s.ob; graduated. 25-lb. cot.
tons. ys1s; crystal domino gran, q
lb. and s-lb: cartons. IN cases. Ss.ss:
crystal domino: gran. HF cases, 3s.ts:
aiamond A. ss.is; confectionery. A.
u: No. Ss.ys: No. s. 50; No. 8. ?7.ss:
10. 10, Wis: No. ii. i7.7S; 10 s'i II.
i5.ssi No 10. S'sc; No. IL, $3.50: No.
beet grsnuiated, ii.s5 per 100 lbs.
Si.So: Do. Il TO case. sl1o ger case.
The Detroit times., 1916-06-05

mans are without sufncient reserves
10 start storming action all along
the Serdun battlefront simultaneous
ly. The French also look to actions
by the Allies at points along the
line remote from Verdun to help
solve the Verdun problem.
AZ Damloup and Fort vaux, the
charges Of the German infantry re-
suited in hand to hand struggles
along the trench lines. The Ger
mans did not obtain a foothold at
any place. The heaviest part OF the
attack was directed against vaux.
The Detroit times., 1916-06-05
DOCTOR ORDERS
BOXING; YOUTH
NOW RING STAR

CLEVELAND, o., June 5.--Biliy
SuIzman. local weiterweight. like
Charlie White. took up boxing by
order OF his doctor. Sulzman had
diphtheria while attending high
school three years ago when he was
member of the school football
team. After the disease had passed.
his doctor told him to get plenty OF
exercise to rebuild himself.
But" said the doctor. night one
man instead Of H." 80 Billy quit
the grid and entered the amateur
glove circles. made good and now
Ia a pro.
The Detroit times., 1916-06-05

The following nsms are privileged
20 execute orders on the Exchange:
W. y Moss = Co. Carlyle . rowan.
Geo. n; West = Co.. z; T. Maccrons
mcur q Co. w. B. NcLAuShiin. Ner-
rfil. Lynch 4 Co. w. A Hamlin q
Co.. VIM A Neer . Co.. Sinclair .
Couls Enmet j sprasue, VIM H.
etockard q Co, Bennett Smith = Co.
w. =. Reilly q Co.. Matthew Finn,
4 W. Wallsss 4 Co. Lewis q. Cor
The Detroit times., 1916-06-05

80 YHoRnkC. 1: s5n. AS s.D-B noss:
sce: .9ss: s s;Sas . sss:m :s sr
7I4E az siXc. Eess: irregular:
611f4 xGe7o: nearby white fancy.
Mo; nearby mixed fancy. $50
n isesh Afsts. 3i03SNc.
The Detroit times., 1916-06-05
NEW YORK COTTON MARKET
bitter Am EGGS.

Buttcr--Creamery extras. 29c.
hrsts. 7kc; packing stock. 7ic:
dairy. 24c H.
Feas-Fresh receipts. hrsts cases
included. 21%c: current receipts.
size doz. Receipts. Friday. also
The Detroit times., 1916-06-05

The present month marks the
semi centennial Of the beginning OF
the Austro-Prussian war.
The Detroit times., 1916-06-05
COnventiOnalities

The hotel page boys have been
equipped with mesaphones TO make
them more unintellisible.
The august Mr. Augustus p. Gard
ner is here today. prepared to pre-
pare the grand old party for pre-
paredness.
Ex-iov. Eugene ". Foss. Of Massa-
chusetts. possible presidential tim
Ter for the Prohibitionists, arrived
sith his avolrdupois and began talk.
The Detroit times., 1916-06-05

Joe Healing. than whom there II
no whomer In standpat Hoosier pol
tics. is here with all his influence
and q new double chin.
+. RS former secretary. William
(Billy) Loeb. smokes such long
cigars that he can stand In his hotel
and smoke In the street. One pun
Is enough to prove that he ought
to do II. too.
The genial and colossal New York
ward heller who supported Rcose-
welt with both lungs four years ago.
arrived wearing red. white and yel.
low tablecloth necktie with towel
Ing fringe.
Chamcey NJ. Depew. the original
after dinner mint OF pointed para
graphs. 10 here In q new spring suit
and all his glory. Depew IL So and
undoubtedly has been An invited
guest at more dinner parties than
any Cher American. yet he never
went TO q single one Of them without
taking his nriitCn chops along.
Ex-Rep. Farmer" Cocks, of New
York, is here to see about the whole
business. He's a ncighbor OF 4. RS
down at Oyster Bay. and being q
Quaker. he and Teddy wrsngle in
formally about preparedness. over
the back fence.
A vest pocket edition Of r. r. In
the person T. r., Jr.. arrived and An
nounced today that whatever the
convention does. the sentiment OF
the country Is for father"
Former Heavyweight Chan pion
Jsmes ]. Corbett Is here looking
them over. He expects TO be at the
rlngsiie when the gong sounds Wed
nesday. THE sparring OF these poll.
ticians IL great" says Corbett. But
looks like q real fight when they get
set"
Judge Henry Neil, Of Chicago.
original mothers pensions advocate.
said today he will try to have the
Republican platform endorse moth
ers' pension legislation in the vari-
Gus states.
Former secretary OF the Interior
Carmi Thompson. Is here from 81.
Paul TO help the Burton presidential
boom Thompson was friend CT
Burton years ago when the former
was getting a political start In Ohio.
Advocates OF nation wide prohibit
ton TOOK some satisfaction today In
pointing out that II Is possible 10
conduct pre-convention negotiations
without the aid OF large quantities OF
booze SUNDAY VAS a dry day In
Chicago. and II was followed by an
other today. there being q judiciai
election on here.
william Jennings Bryan is to be
nm onIooker this eek. He's under
contract TO write about the ccnven-
ton. The less peaceful the conven-
ton is. the more he will have TO
write about. Therefore. he's less
pacific than usual.
Secretary George Won l.. Meyer.
OF the Republican Roosevelt commit
tee. rises up In half page ad today
TO advise. in 72-point type. that the
delegates heal the wound to the
bone"
william Alien White. Of Kansas,
sizing up the situation, says the
favorite sons are a Joke and that
nobody considers them seriously.
LAS the delegates from the home
state arrive they tell the truth
about the favorite son." says White
THAT IL, that he Is no favorite AT
home. The favorite son was pest
in state politics. He got the dele
CATION. TO keep him quiet"
DOCTOR ORDERS
R0XTNC: YOUTH
The Detroit times., 1916-06-05

The genial and colossal New York
ward heeler who supported Roosc-
welt with both lungs four years ago.
arrived wearing red. white and yel.
low tablecloth necktie with . towel
Ing fringe.
The Detroit times., 1916-06-05

0toin MaSkets cleoed
11lCAO0. June 5.-The Chicago
~ 4 - traAs was closed today be.
o - ~ locsl judicial election.
The Detroit times., 1916-06-05

MICHIGAN CENTRAL STOCKyARDs
steady: quotations are for dry fed:
for grassers deduct soc to 75c: best
heavy steers. SS.59G1o: best handy
weight butcher steers 36-750s.z6:
mixed steers and heifers. f8.25 9.25;
handy light butchers, S7.506s25;
light butchers. Ss-soa7.so: best cows.
eG7s07.se: butcher cows. 3sso9s:
iosns bulls ii n ssSs1s eu' fs.der s , 20
7.75: stockers, $6.5o97.50: mixers
and springers. $3.50. Veal calves:
Market ss9soc lower: best, sll.sef
lambs: Market sheep steady: lambs
2sc higher; best lambs. SO: fair
lambs. 1915 qT.2s: light to common
lambs. $s.7s6s25; spring lambs. 81
Gis: fair to good sheep. ssgs.5o:
The Detroit times., 1916-06-05
OLD GUARDS
MEN READY, TO
ACCEPT HUGHES

Continues from PAGE One,
The Detroit times., 1916-06-05
EAST BUFFALO LIVE STOCK

Cattle: Receipts. i5o cars; best dry
fed grades steady; grassers CSC low
err; prime steers. $10N10.75: butchers.
$3.50 ffs.Ts: fat cows. S5.50ms; heif-
ers $1G9: bulls, ssds.25.
Hogs: Receipts. so cars: lower.
heavy. Ss.75ms.s5; workers.. $3.50 n
80: pigs. 50.
Sheep: Receipts. 20 cars: strong:
top lambs. Sil@11.50 yearlings. 50 so
q S1o: wethers, t775Gs; ewes. $3.50 q
Calves ss0iI.T5.
The Detroit times., 1916-06-05

Chauncey NJ. Depew. the original
after dinner mint OF pointed para.
graphs. 10 here In new spring suit
and all his glory. Depew 10 So and
undoubtedly has been An invited
guest at more dinner parties than
any Cher American. yet he never
went 10 q single one OF them without
taking his nr,itCn chops along.
The Detroit times., 1916-06-05

T. RS former secretary. William
tBtlly) Loeb. smokes such long
cigars that he can stand In his hotel
and smoke In the street. One pun
Is enough to prove that he ought
to do II. too.
The Detroit times., 1916-06-05

A vest pocket edition Of r. r. In
the person T. r.. Jr.. arrived and an
nounced today that whatever the
does, the sentiment OF
the country Is for father
The Detroit times., 1916-06-05

Prsnttwg---the plain neat kiwA---tAst
IL rsGht-Times job Dept.-Msis IS3O.
The Detroit times., 1916-06-05

TX Rep. Farmer" Cocks, of New
York. is here TO see about the whole
business. He's a neighbor Of 4. RS
down at Oyster Bay. and being q
Quaker. he and Teddy wrsngle In
formally about preparedness. over
the back fence.
The Detroit times., 1916-06-05

Joe Healing. than whom there II
no whomer In standpat Hoosier pol
tiles. is here with all his influence
and a new double chin.
The Detroit times., 1916-06-05

Former Heavyweight Champion
Jsmes J. Corbett Is here looking
them over. He expects TO be at the
rlngside when the gong sounds We'd
nesday. "The sparring OF these poll
ticians IL great" says Corbett. But
looks like q real fight when they get
set"
The Detroit times., 1916-06-05

Secretary George Won l.. Meyer
OF the Republican Roosevelt commit
tee. rises up in a half page ad today
10 advise. in 72-point type. that th'
delegates heal the wound to tho
bone"
The Detroit times., 1916-06-05

Judge Henry Neil, Of Chicago.
original mothers pensions advocate.
said today he will try TO have the
Republican platform endorse moth
ers' pension legislation in the vari-
Gus states.
Democratic messenger. [volume] (Snow Hill, Md.) 1869-1973, 1916-09-16
Newark

Mr. Carlisle Mumfori Is visiting his
parents Mr. and Mrs Eugene Mum
ford
Mr. and Mr.. Dyson. Of Virginia,
have been visiting Dyson'- sister Mrs
joe Powell
our school opened Monday with Miss
SeIbs a. principal Miss Northam first
assistant and Miss Collins primary
teacher
Ni-ses Dora West and Helen Stcfano
returned TO Ironshire, Monday. after
pending several days with Mrs Horace
TuI
Miss Elsie Wyatt -pen, the week
end with her aunt. Mrs Frank Davis
Mr. and Mrs. Reddish visited their
SON here Saturday
Mr. h. Lingo returned last week
FROM an extended visit % Delaware
Misses Hazel Townsend. May Mason.
Doris Adkins. Edith Townsend Sarah
Hayward Mildred Tull. Katharine
Smack. Cecil Townsend, Lizzie Powell:
Mcs-rs George Mumford. Sidney Col
ins Milton Dennis. and Luther Bowen
ARE attending school in SNOW Till this
year
quite a number 81 our people attend
ed the Chautauqua IN Berlin this week.
Mr. Charles Coates and sister. Miss
yda. are attending school in Berlin
Mrs J A Boston. Of Berlin and
Mrs Eima Drickson. Of Selbyyille.
spent Wednesday with Mrs G. T.
Richardson
Democratic messenger. [volume] (Snow Hill, Md.) 1869-1973, 1916-09-16
New Transfers
of Real Estate

stephen N Richards from Charles
W Floyd anu wife real estate on the
east side d Mil Dam. leading from
Bishopvile t. Bishop Consideration.
SO
William 3 Wc-t from Churlc. A
Cristadoro and wife. I3. acres Of land
more or less in the seventh Election
District Consideration. 500
John lemuel Dukes. sr from John
lemuel Dukes, Jr and wife. parcel 81
woodland in the Fifth Election District.
Consideration, S21u
George Hayward from Barton T..
Hayward, an undivided interest in the
Hayward Farm, together With per
sonal estate in the SECOND Election
District Consideration. So, etc
George Hayward from Willard Pres
ton Hayward and wife, an undivided (.
interest in the Hayward Farm to
gether with personal estate in the
Second Election District Con-idera
ton. SO. etc
Elwood Tull from William G.. kerbn.
Assignee. "Pney Island containing
l39 acres. more or less. iu the FIFTH
Election District Consideration 81 as.
Benjamin ana Graham Co Inc from
John II Shockley of N and wife 81
Democratic messenger. [volume] (Snow Hill, Md.) 1869-1973, 1916-09-16
Last But Not Least

The MILLINERY for Autumn. Dainty is the
theme symmetry of style. colors and trim
mings.
The most fastidious can be suited here.
Ideas that have originated at the style centers
Of the world are brought to you through this
department.
Democratic messenger. [volume] (Snow Hill, Md.) 1869-1973, 1916-09-16
Public Business
Last tuesday

HNitFdilHN composed CT iff dhiitl
D. Riley William Riley Sidney Goa
trey ladok CbcrrIN John o. Ezley
Jr and Willard pu-cy was before tne
County Commissioners last Tuesday
asking that work he commenced ~ The
proposed mess county road leading trom
Washington street. Snow lidl 70 Con.
nor Church The Commissioners prom
i-cd them that they would advertise for
bids 70 build one and half miles Of the
rond commencing az the further end of
William S Riley field
Meeting Of the Board of County Com
ms.oucr- Of Worcester County Tues
aay september II. 1915
Present + II Taylor. . Harry
Young. Josiah a Boston Walter "
Whaley lawrence Hastings
Minutes Of the last meeting were read
ana approved
Ordered by the Board that James Is
Massey District 40 g be allowed q
rebate En- s $50 personal property ana
Oscar Massey be charged with thresher
aBd mll 40 500
Ordered rs the Board that John W
Cole he allowed rebate On Sina per
-oual property Tor the wear 1916
Ordered by the Board thar Alice
Watson De charged with q house and
lot IN District 80 2 near Giraletree.
Democratic messenger. [volume] (Snow Hill, Md.) 1869-1973, 1916-09-16
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Democratic messenger. [volume] (Snow Hill, Md.) 1869-1973, 1916-09-16
New Arrivals Daily
Every Day Brings forth New Autumn Fixings

LIVERY department has been reconstructed
L with the newer merchandise for Au-
tumn. Our Women's Ready-to-Wear
Department is replete with the newer Suits.
Coats and Waists for Autumn wear
our Dress Goods and silk Departments are
complete with the newer fabrics for Autumn.
Trimmings will play an important part in the
makeup Of your Fall garments we are
stocked with the very latest.
In the Shoe Department there will be found
clever Shoes and Boots that will 60 long
ways toward the completion Of that new
garment
The West Virginian. [volume] (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1914-1974, 1916-12-30
10y coNoo.J

Official announcement a few days
ago of a big national treasury deficit
left no doubt that the Democratic ad-
ministration is running true to form
and then some.
1t is now actually costing almost as
much TO govern the United States to
develop policy of preparedness" as
1t costs TO carry on war
Tho people OF the warning nations
will not have much heavier tax bur.
den TO bear than will our own people
by 1918 il the present rate is main
tanned. Their burden. however, will
be steadily tightening as war ceases,
while our expenditures show every in
dication of increasing. Despite the
enormous figures OF present needed
revenues. there is no let.up in the in
sistgut demand of Congress to waste
money on postolfice and other public
buildings. on sO.called rivers and h4r
bors, and on all sorts OF extravagant
commissions. Tho latter have multi
plicd SO rapidly that their work now
conflicts. No one knows where au.
thority OF one commission ceases and
that Of another begins.
Congress needs more than a warn.
ing to stop extravaganza. 1t needs a
knockout blow. Is President Wilson
big enough TO deliver that blow?
The West Virginian. [volume] (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1914-1974, 1916-12-30
THE srTTERMENT OF INDUS.
TRIAL SOCIETY

Better living conditions, lawlessncSs,
. strike disorders. better wages--these
arc III" mere surface indications Of the
cbb ana flow of the tremendous prob.
lens awaiting our combined genius.
intelligence and patriotism for wise
just and permanent solution We must
coordinate our resources, our duties
and our responsibilities. You in the
mining world have your own inherent
problems 20 face and solve. We in
manufacture have our distinctive is.
sues. But there must he bonds OF
sympathetic and cooperative action
We must address ourselves to the
broad survey Of our industry as a
whole. We must assemble our parts
INTO united and harmonious indus
dial government.
Go operation. therefore. Is tho goal
We &dGU!d strive to reach. Not mere.
H. cooperative among the members
of All individual industry. but among
All industrial and commercial organi
"a atoms. for in the last analysis their
interests arc mutual. These interests
are not merely for the benciiting of
immediate interests of the employers,
but extend to the interest of the EN-.
ploycs, for each is dependent upon the
other for efficiency, better wages. bet.
ter living condition sand Industrial
freedom. and these conditions being oh
tanned VIC have, believe, the best pro.
lection against strikes and lawless.
ness.
Cooperation between employers and
employees must exist to promote the
conditions industrially which we all
desire, not in paternal attitude but
in the establishment of spirit OF con.
Gdcncc that the material welfare of
employees is truly the care Of the en-.
plOyer.
There are many industrial and com.
mcrCial organizations, local, state and
national, but in large majority these
organizations are composed OF mem.
bers of an individual industry.
They are capable of and do acComp.
lisch great deal, but could accomplish
still greater good II individual mem.
bers more generally would merge their
single interests into the interests of
the whole, realizing that which bene.
fits the community also benefits the
individual. 1t is the community which
VIC wish to be successful commended
and that means the individual as we'll.
Col Geo. Pope In American Indus.
tries for December.
The West Virginian. [volume] (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1914-1974, 1916-12-30

We don't mean Villa-we mean the
duck who permitted the futuristie
story about leap Year to get into the
papers.
If you have a cold too take toe
tonic.
Thus spake he before l slew hin
with me sword"
Tornado plays havoc. Yep and sound
ed like Hawaiian playing the uku
lele.
Pittsburgh company advertises fol
the two most beautiful girls in the
city. Be 10000 report for the jobs.
Bomb cigars" going the rounds
Yes and bum cigars.
We'd hate TO thank anybody for CT
gars and then have said weeds blow
our proboscis toward Mars.
Pardon John NJ.
Fred l.. Small must have loved hi.
WHEAT least it looks as though he
took her out OF her misery.
We tried to take Fred Haskins' ad
vice and substitute cheese for meat
but the cheese We got which was hall
and half tasted like most steaks.
And then last night there was nc
cheese left In the house.
The mice had been around psrhsps.
Strange that Carranza shbata' re-
call Arredondo just as Wilson IA get.
ting ready to protect Eurasians against
themselves while Americans keep gstf
ting it IN Mexico.