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South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1916-11-24
PIRATES TO CHANGE
VIII Not Train at Hot Springs. Ark.
Next Year.

PITTSBURGH. Pa, Nov. 24-The
Pittsburgh National baseball club
viii not train next season at Hot
SPRINGS, Ark. which has been the
custom for sixteen years, but will
so TO a point further south, Pres't
Barney Dreyfuss announced late
Thursday Re said that two places
for establishing a camp next season
are now under considera6o n but
definite announcement would prob
ably not he made until later i'm the
week.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1916-11-24
PLAY NJ. \. G. AGAIN.

Announcement was made by the
management of the J. Sigety foot
ball club Thursday night that the
NJ A. G. eleven has been scheduled
for Oliver field next Sunday after
noon. Early in the year the NJ A.
Cs handed the team a Is 10 8
trouncing but the younger lads ex>
pect 10 turn the tables this time as
their entire team is in the best OF
trim
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1916-11-24
Medical
Adviser
To Men
NO CHARGE FOR CONSULTATION
AND .ADVICE-NO OBLI-
CATION.

1t has been determined beyond
question that men have become com
Dletely i'll and died from lurking dis
eases they did not understand the
nature of, when medical examination
secured In time would have disclosed
the trouble and their lives could
have. beens saved for nsany years.
sometimes Oy very simple treatment
and often 10y merely changing their
diet or moCcs OF living.
Bfaladies which cause an awful lot
Of trouble. misfortune and unhappi-
ness IN MANY homes 10 say nothing
Of the expense, physical weakness
and broken down vitality OF the
men themselves are found in acute,
chronic. nervous, blood or contract
ed diseases. bad stomach and liver.
rheumatism, Yaricoceie. prostate en-
largement, structure. hyrOcele, and
kidney. bladder. urinary and other
weaknesses. defects and diseases Of
the pelvic organs such as have ruined
the lives Of so many men Mechan-
les and practically all the best
worlds best workers today are spe-
ciahstH in knowledge and practice
secured by hard special study and
experience, 50 IL is reasonable to as
Sert that men sick Of such diseases
do not do themselves Justice without
as soon as possible first getting the
advice OF a physician specialist who
knows the true scientific methods OF
handling and curing such diseas es
and can guarantee no bad after ef-
fects- II you have any such trouble
a specialist such as DR.. n K Smith
ia the man from whom 70 get the
advice you need
Any ufan suffering rum Old or
chronic COR newly contracted1 trOu-
bles OF thiB nature can now go 20
The Offices Of DR. II. K Smith. spe-
ciaIst and medical adviser 20 men.
2O9-211 s. Aasn St. and consult DR..
Smith and be advised by him abso-
lutely free. Then you can make an
easy arrangement for proper treat
ment- n needed. at small cost
which any bugineSs or working man
an easily pdy. but you win be IN
der DO obligation 10 Dr.. Smith 70
take any Treatment at all unleas IL l.
YOUR Choice to do 80 beSanse the
doctor feels that even If you do not
take treatment you are likely % send
some one else who win This Is ap-
plying business principles and just
Zee 20 the physicians work so that
men VINO med expert advice can get
IL ABSOLUTELY free and find out
whether they need treatment or not
You are freely invited TO come az
once. without delay Offices private
" located on second fiOor. opposite
post office. 2O9-za1 3 Main ST Hours
3 TO l.. 20 4 and d 80 % 5 daily.
Sundays 10 u
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1916-11-24
OFF FOR AUSTRALIA
Three American Fighters to Work
Under snowy Baker.
1nternatioual Newz Service

lntarnatiOull News Service
CHICAGO. Nov. 24.-Matty Smith,
feather weight of Racine, Wis.
Freddy Enck. a feather weight Of
Aurora. H.. and Jack Coyne, a New
Jersey welter weight. left Thursday
for Australia by way of San Fran
cisco. The trio viii engage in a
series of 20-round contests under the
auspices of Snowy" Baker. the Aus
traliaU promoter. Coyne. who is a
biz youth. viii fight in the middle
weight class.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1916-11-24
GEORGETOWN WINS

LEXINGTON. KY. Nov. "a
Georgetown had a rather easy vic
tory over Pennsylvania here Thurs
day. defeating the latter by a score
of twelve 20 nothing in a football
game replete with spectacular plays.
The visitors goal line. however. was
never seriously threatened.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1916-11-24
GETS 289 FOR PIN MARK
Stanley &C Oliver League sets New
League Mark for City.

a new single game record for the
city in league play was made last
night on the Orpheum runs by Stan
ley OF the Purchasing team of the
oliver league. Stanley got a 2S9
count. In match games this score
has been beaten by Kruger with
290 and Kuhn with 29S.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1916-11-24
NAVY RIOTERS SURE
THEIR TEAM TO WIN

ANNAPOLIS, Md. Nov. 24.-Con-
fdent in the ability Of their favor
ties 70 pummel the Army and break
the series of West Point victories.
1900 midshipmen Thursday after
noon hauled their team through the
streets OF Annapolis and gave them
a real send of when the start was
made for New York. where on Sat
urday the inter service football
classic will be staged. The Navy
team admittedly has shown more
real football form this year than for
many seasons past. and the Navy
rooters see nothing 20 it but Navy
victory by a decisive score.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1916-11-24
AUTOS ACROSS NATION
Mays. Red Sox HurIer. Goes From
Boston To Portland. Ore.
InternationaI News Service {.

PORTLAND. Ore. Nov. 24.-Carl
Mays, pitcher on the Boston worlds
champion baseball team, complet-
ed in Portland Thursday a trans
automobile trip from
Boston to this city His speedometer
showed he travelled 5,S75 miles. He
left Boston five weeks ago last sat
urday.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1916-11-24
EIGHT RESULTS

AT New YOrk-Jimmy Murray
outpointed Johnny Keyes in 10
rounds.
Walter Mobr of Brooklyn. shaded
Young Hicks in a 1O-rnund bout.
At Cleveland O.-Ted Lewis,
English welterweight champion.
outpointed Johnny Griffiths OF Ak
ron. o.. in 10 rounds.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1916-11-24

By defeating Parvis. 100 70 90.
Charles Brademus won the billiard
tourney that has been in progress
at the East Side Billiard hall. last
night The four men who finished
hiEh are Brademus. ParVis. Nc
Nabb. and Kiueper
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1916-11-24
TO LEAD DARTMOUTH.

HANOVER. y. H.. Nov. 24-F.
J. Dussosoit OF BrOokline. Mass.
was elected captain of next years
Dartmouth football team Thursday
For the last two seasons he has
played ar end
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1916-11-24

EXPERIENCE-Most wonderful
play in America Returns early in
December.-Advt.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1916-11-24

COONLEY's LAXATIVE COUGH
ALSAM-Pleasant taste; Relieves
groups and colds promptly: 10c. &c.
soc bottles at COonley'A--Advt.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1916-11-24

GTMS-Au best kinds. Fresh
Spruce gum. good for your stomach.
At Coouley' s-Advt.
The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1916-04-14
Enjoyable Affair

Tuesday evening Mrs. g. f Dale
and Mr.. p. Green, Jr., gave a de-
lightful party at the home of Mrs
Dale, 902 East Morton street, in
honor of the three Dale boys The
rooms were made most inviting with
flowers, carnations, violets, pinks
and lilies, being used in profusion
Games and music made the hours
pass quickly The Dale boys are well
known musicians of Lakeland and
their friends enjoyed this rare must
cal feast
The hostess served delightful re-
freshments at late hour, and dur
ing the evening bon bons were en-
joyed.
The guests were Misses Ella and
Ollie Green, Roxie Wyatt, Aziler
Dale, Anna Mae Cook, Litha Turner,
Thelma Rhoads, Callie Baggette,
Mr.. and Mrs. Seawright, Mr.. and
Mrs. McKin, Messrs Edwin Sloan
Roy Parham, Irwin Wyatt, Archie
Carroll. Lu Kinsinger. Bruce Rhoads,
Jimmie Johnson, Ain Dale Don
Dale, DR.. Lathram, Mr.. Howell
Dale Little Miss Helen and Evelyn
Dale, little Walter and Caroline
Seawright A GoESl
The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1916-04-14
CHAMBER OF COMMERCE NOTES

The following letter received BY
Secretary Holworthy, bears no sig.
nature or other evidence of its au
thorship, for the reason, perhaps
that the statements made are So un.
truthful and unreasonable that the
writer could not afford to be identi-
fed.
We are not inclined to take the
letter seriously, because it is too
funny. Come again, friend, and tell
us who You are and where you came
from.
The letter received by the Secre-
tary is as follows:
See here, you Chamber of Com
merce, before you spend money ad-
vertising for tourists clean up Your
city. DO not allow city people to keep
chickens almost in their own or
neishbors' houses. where the roos-
tiers crow all night
THE people who come to your
city are not children who sleep with
noise about, but middle-aged people
who come down for rest and climate.
They undoubtedly get the climate.
but the screeching roosters-oh,
IF people wish to 60 into the
rooster business( please move out
into the country where there is yet
plenty of space 4"
The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1916-04-14
LAKELAND LODGE
OF MOOSE HELD
INSTALLATION
OF OFFICERS

Lakeland Lodge No. 1882. I.oya
Order of Moose. met in regular SEES
| sion last night, and as notices hat
been sent out for all members to be
present to witness the installation
!! Of officers for the coming year, there
was a fine attendance.
After the regular business had
been disposed of, the new officers
were presented and the beautiful
service of installation was impress
sively performed by Mr.. w. w.
Chase. past dictator of the Fort
Meade Lodge, but now residing in
Lakeland, assisted Mr.. Thos. Card
well, the retiring dictator of this
lodge.
The officers elected are:
Past Dictator-T. L. Cardwell.
Dictator. S. Arnold.
Vice Dictator-T. P. Berry.
Prelate-W y. Hileman
Trustee-G. E. Cumbee.
Inner Guard-W. c. Shirah.
Outer Guard. E. Bass.
Sergeant at Arms. E. Sloan
Treasurer-G. w. Friend.
These are all capable gentlemen
and will. no doubt, fill their respec-
tive Offices with credit to themselves
and the lodge.
After the closing of all business.
real old-fashioned fish supper. with
an abundance of fine fish from
nearby lake. was greatly enjoyed,
and Smoker" concluded the even
ing's program.
Two new members were initiated.
and several applications for member
ship were received.
The retiring officers deserve much
praise for the manner in which they
have acquitted themselves, and the
good condition in which they turn
over the business to their success
ors, while the newly elected officers
expect to make Lakeland Lodge 1882
the banner Lodge of Florida
The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1916-04-14
SUMMARY OF
WEATHER AND
CROPS, week
ENDING APRIL Il

Temperature-The week was un-
seasonably cool, the deficiency in
temperature ranging from to de-
grees daily. There was frost over
much of the northern and central
portions on the 10th, which dam
aged some truck, melons and other
young crops. At the close of the
week there was a gradual return to
normal temperatures.
Rainfall-The prolonged drought t,
which has seriously affected most
crops, was broken by fairly well dis
tributed rain on the 9TH and Stn
instants, the amount of rainfall in
some localities exceedingly two
inches. The rainfall was least over
extreme northern and southern por-
tions of the section, where more
moisture Is badly needed. The fol-
lowing weekly rainfalls were re-
ported: Lakeland, Ito; FIT. Meade,
2.88: Georgiana, l.45; Fellsmere.
l.49; Barlow, 1923; Brooksville,
LII; st. Leo, 333; Titisville, LAT;
Tarpon Springs, 100; Tampa, LII,
and Orlando. 1.5i inches.
Crop Conditions-There was
marked improvement in the condi-
tion of truck, melons, pineapples,
corn and other crops, as the result
of the rainfall Citrus bloom is
backward. Much of the corn crop is
cotton crop has been planted Some
early planting is up to a fair stand.
A. ]. MITCHELL,
Section Director
The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1916-04-14
In Society

1Ss<ftE-Assshlse
Gil Cinderella in Flower Land
Uperetta to Be Presented
IIy Primary Department
Lakeland Schools
CINDERELLA in Flowerlapd an -
ia e.'a oy Marion Loder, will be- prs-
At the Auditorium on Tues
uay night, April 18th by thu D.
mary Department OF the Laka,ana
acters: 'i''ie play
rfoiosue-Fairy, Efie pritcbe,,
olnderella-Daisy. Cleo,. p..o
rroua Sisters Hollyhock Doris
nuerson; Tiger Lily. Annetta Lo-
gan. ho-
Streater. iaie
Robin Red-Princes Herald, Fred
Clayton. : Gu
Prince Sunshine OF Sunbeam Cas-.
tle-Billy Norvell.
uuests at the Ball-Narc;ss,s
Catherine Pogue; Poppy, Lucila Nc,
queen; Buttercup, sallie BRYANT.
fansy. Grace Bechtel; Daffodil Narv
eaton; Violet, Grace Haldeman.
sweet Brier, Louise Rodrick. Mieno.
nette' Helen Paterson; Lily Bell
ouilda Temple; Sweet Pea Josephine
Swatts.
hohnie Bees-Pages, Delbert Snv-
GER Thomas Waring, Charnelle Bu-
chanan, Earl Hendrix, Floyd Shook
Harry Bragdon.
Butterflies-Charioteers-I Dor
othy Cason, 2,Margaret Jewett
Elizabeth Keith, 4. Eva Louise
lweedell. ). Lucy Tidwell {. Mary
Elizabeth Lowe.
Sunbeams Dorothy Cardweu
Daisy Brantley, Margaret Nordan
sarah Smith, Sara Trammell. Bcr-
ma Snead, Grace dickson, Winnie
-olton, Harry Parrish, Mary Dickson,
Jessie Fletcher Thomas Hardin.
Raindrops-John I Acree. Vir-
5inia Funk, Aileena Smith, Camille
)wens, Julia Fulghum, Sammy Ms
Barron Castles, William
'astles, James Booth, John Row
Knight, Maurice Tucker, Marion
Garrison.
Scene Prince Sunshine's inyi-
alton to the May day ball.
Scene 2-Godmother Nature sends i
Daisy off to the ball.
Scene 3-The May-day ball and !
he shower.
Scene 4-The Princess of Sun beam
'astle.
The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1916-04-14
| FUNERAL OF
MRS. HENDERSON
LARGELY ATTENDED

A large concourse of sorrowing
friends attended the funeral services
over the remains of Mrs. ]. G. Hen
derson at the family residence this
morning. Rev. w. H. Steinmeyer, as
sisted by Rev. c. l. Stacey. officiating.
Seldom has there been seen such an
abundance Of beautiful floral offerings,
which SO beautifully attested to the
high regard in which this good wo-
man was held.
Mrs. Henderson was an active
church worker, devoted wife and
mother and was beloved by all who
knew her. Her death came as great
shock. as she was found dead in her
bed. She had been enjoying the very
best of health. In their great sorrow
the bereaved family have the deep
st sympathy of wide host of
friends.
The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1916-04-14

Mr.. John B. Sutton, of Tampa,
Is been selected by Mr.. H. j..
pane as his campaign manager, and
his selection Mr.. Drane made a
bst wise choice, as Mr.. Sutton has
ready taken up the work in an
kgressive way, going about over the
strict pushing the claims of the
hding candidate for Congress in a
by which Is bound to roll up a
emendous vote on election day. Mr.
alton is the son of Mr.. Chas. n.
,tton, highly respected pioneer
tizen Of this section, and is one
South Florida's rising young at
rneys, who has already gained
arked recognition in his chosen
'ofession, and who will be heard
ON. no doubt, on his own account,
a political way, in the years to
me.
The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1916-04-14

The Star was made happy this
Forming by a call from NJ. F. Heth-
Fington Of the Lakeland TELEGRAM,
accompanied by Messrs. o. NJ Eaton,
9eorge Moore, w. F. Snead and T. B.
psteen, all of Lakeland. They had
peen in attendance on the Elks' con-
'ention in Jacksonville, and were on
heir way home in great style and a
most classy auto. Messrs. Eaton and
Moore formerly lived in Ocala, and
Fere kept busy during their short
tay, shaking hands with their old
riends. This is the first time We
lave had the pleasure of meeting Mr..
The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1916-04-14
CARD OF THANKS

Ny heart is filed with apprecia-
ton for the many acts of kindness
and sympathy extended me in my re-
cent bereavement, and desire to
thank all for these acts and also for
the many beautiful floral offerin s.
desire to especially thank the
Dwinell-W Wright Co, of Boston, the
Woman's Club of I.akeland the
Jacksonville Woman's Club. as well
as individual friends for floral offer
ings, and also the Florida Federation
of Women's Clubs. Governor and
Mrs. Jennings and friends for Wash
in@tonian palm', rmblematic of the
influence which shall live forever
MRS. GEORGE NJ. WRIGHT.
The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1916-04-14

Last night was just right for
brting couples, as only the rays
the moon descended on the resi-
ice section to light the feet of the
yfarer. Every home was in dark
Is, but in each there could be seen,
many instances, not more than
room in which was lamp.
my having to resort to the use of
ndles, as the supply on hand in
stores was entirely inadequate to
et the demand. Until the new
'ss head for the big engine at the
hit plant can reach here. which
i be the first of the week, there
1 be no lights available except in
business district.
The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1916-04-14
Perfume.

Ever since the days OF Plato, phil
osophers have been studying the vari.
GUS phenomena and the esoteric mean
ings of perfumes, and ever since sew
eral thousands OF years before Plato's
day, women Of the Orient have prac-
ticed various tricks of perfume which
they could never have explained by
the principles of psychology.
The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1916-04-14
NOTICE

ELECTRIC CURRENT CAN ONLY
BE FURNISHED THE BUSINESS
SECTION UNTIL REPAIRS ARE
MADE. THE RESIDENCE SEC
TON OF THE CITY TAKE NOTICE.
PLANT BROKE DOWN.
E. C. FLANAGAN.
COM. PUB. ACTIVITIES,
The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1916-04-14

tr. C. D. Clough, whose condi-
has been very critical for some
Z, has been sinking for the past
Inty-four hours, and, while he re-
ID slightly this afternoon, he is
a very serious state. 1t is be-
ed that the end is only a matter
hours, which is matter of deep
regret to the host of friends of
lself and family. While still con-
JUS, he has lost the use of his
,e, having been in this condition
some days.
The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1916-04-14

h the State convention of the
er Of Elks at Jacksonville, Lake
] was recognized by the election
Hr. n. F. Hetherington as a
nber of the executive board of
organization. The other two
ubers are Mr.. Henry E. Snow, of
ppa, and Mr.. A. NJ. Taylor, of
The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1916-04-14

Hetherington. an alert and good
looking young man of middle age,
who is one of the most successful
newspaper men in the State. The
Elks chose Forrest Lake of Sanford
a. their president, and will meet
next wear in St. Augustine. -Ocala
star
The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1916-04-14

|r. George Goolsby, editor of the
behula Advocate. spent few
b In Lakeland last night enroute
be meeting Of the State Press AS
htion at Kissimmee. He was a
Pome caller at the Telegram Of
The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1916-04-14

Dale Williams, who has been
br several weeks, is now on the
to convalescence, and though
is slow, it is
! ght that he will be entirely re-
|red within a week or ten DAYS
The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1916-04-14

FOR SALE OR EXCHANGE for a
grove-five hou es and lots in
sight of Lakeland depot; - va
cant lots on Oak street. between
new foundry and depot Only
close-in property to be bought or
exchanged at reasonable price
C. A. Cook, coo Rose St.
$3.50
The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1916-04-14
]
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Z. ,,.,,s,.-.
Ease of fire phone 5000

Rss Efiie Lee Fletcher is spend
| the week end with friends in
berry.
The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1916-04-14
A Trusty Guardian

The less you have to deposit
the greater the reason for its ap-
solute safety
is only one of the reasons why
saving account in this bank is the
oest investments for small sums.
The Nevada County picayune., 1916-07-20
HAVE HAD THE PROOF. COULD YOU DO THE WORK AND COM MAND THE PAY IF YOU WERE TO TAKE A COURSE WITH US? SURE YOU COULD.

Here are a few extracts from letters of prominent business men who have had the proof as to the ability of our graduates:
 Having employed several of your graduates. l think your in- stitution the best of its kind in this country.
 We have had six of your grad uates in the past few years they were all good; send us another. '
 There is such scarcity of business colleges who fit their students for real business that we cannot refrain from writing and indorsing your college. since several of your students have proven competent in our office. V
The Nevada County picayune., 1916-07-20
HUSBAND RESCUED
 DESPAIRING WIFE

l had gotten so weak could not stand, and gave up in despair
 Al last. my husband got me bottle of Cardui, the womanS tonic, and 1 com menced taking it. From the very frs. dose, l could tell fl was helping me. l can now walk two miles without its tiring me, and am doing all my work"
 If yoa are all run down from womanly troubles, don't give up in despair. Try Cardui, the woman S tonic. lthas helped more than million women, in its 90 years of continuous success, and should surely help you. too. Your druggist has sold Cardui for years. He knows wha. it will dc. Ask him. He will recon. mend it. Begin taking Cardui today.
 Write to; Chsttaaooxa Medicine Co.,. Ladies, Advisory Dept. ChsttaRooga. Tean.. for Special IHSirsotaoYas 90 your case and o4 psgs book. Home lrsa'nsns isT Wsnen." seat Ia plAln wrapper. I-Sa
The Nevada County picayune., 1916-07-20

I am always glad to recom- mend your Cotton Chasing De- partment. It has been of great benefit to me and my employer is highly pleased with my work. '
 As you all know, 1 have had a number of your students in my office. 1 take this opportunity of saying that every student that l have had from your school shows superiority training over students that l have had from other schools. "
 "I have given your graduates a thorough test; and have found them to he accurate and onick with the work. The thorough ana practical training you give fits them for any kind of a posi- tion. "
 We have one of your Rradua- tes as stenographer in our legal department at a handsome salary giving entire satisfaction. The work is extremely difficult, re-
The Nevada County picayune., 1916-07-20
MY AUTO ITS OF THEE"

My auto 'tis of thee. short cut to poverty of thee chant. blew a pile of dough on you a year ago, and now you quite re-
 fuse to go. or won't or can't. Through town and countryside, you were my joy and pride; a happy day. 1 loved the guady hue, the nice white tires so new, but now you are down and out for true. in every way. To thee, old rattle box, came many bumps and knocks; for thee 1 grieve. Badly the top is torn, frayed are thy seats. and worn; the whoop- ing cough affects thy horn, 1 do believe. Thy perfume swells the breeze, while good folks choke and sneeze, as they pass. 1 paid for thee price, 'twould buy a mansion twice, now every body's yellin' ice, - wonder why. Thy motor has the grippe, thy spark plug has the pip, and woe is thine. l, too have suffer ed chiIls, ague and kindred ills, endeavoring to pay my bills since thou were mine. Gone is my bank roll now, DO more would choke a COW as once before. Yet if had the mon. so help me, God amen. I'd buy myself a car a. gain, and speed some more. -Ex- change.