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The day book. [volume] (Chicago, Ill.) 1911-1917, 1916-01-29
OLD, bur WORTH REPEATING

OLD, BUT WORTH REPEATING
An uneducated Scotsman made a
fortune. One day he and an &C
quaintance were talking, when the
latter said to old Duncan:
Say, Duncan, you don't know
enough to go in when it rains. Why,
you can't even spell 'bird'.''
'B-u-r-d," said Duncan.
81 tell you you don't know any
thing. Why, if you had to spell to
making a living you'd have been
dead years ago. I'll bet you hun
dred you can't spell bird"
'1'H TAX ye," quickly replied Dun
can.
After the money was put up Dun
can said, Bird"
THAT amt the way you spelled it
the first time"
81 wasna bettin' then"
The day book. [volume] (Chicago, Ill.) 1911-1917, 1916-01-29
ToDAY'S BELLRINGER

A certain British statesman was
speaking in the North of England, in
an endeavor to raise recruits Sud-
denly he spied a tall youth in the
rear.
How it ISL" cried the speaker,
that you are not at the 'front.'" :.
81 kin hear just as well back here"
answered the yokel.
The day book. [volume] (Chicago, Ill.) 1911-1917, 1916-01-29
--O-O--
"A SURE THING

DUKE F1IN1
81 ask you, sir, would you take
your daughter to see play like
that?"
'And 1 answer you, sir; No; but
the chances are nine to one that she
has already seen it."-Judge.
COMPENSATION
Seems to me-" said Jingleton,
that the kaiser's got lot of nerve
to invade Egypt"
YES" said Tompkins, 'but just
think of all the sand it will take out
; of the allies if he succeeds"
'-O-O-
THE OPTIMIST
Barber-Your hair is very thin on
top, sir.
Patron-I'm glad of that hate
Decorah public opinion. (Decorah, Winneshiek County [Iowa]) 1895-1928, 1916-04-12

lists. A committee was appointed to
confer with the ladies.
| The local epidemic of scarlet fever
was discussed by DR.. Woodward and
others. The mild cases which were
difficult to diagnose were referred to
and the responsibility for quarantine
in such cases was said to belong to
the health department and not to the
individual family or the attending
physician.
Blood pressure was discussed by
DR.. Conrad and others, with special
reference to high pressure in kidney
disease. The slight value of the hign
reading as compared to other pres
sure data was mentioned and DR..
DAILY illustrated the fact with list of
ltwenty-seven readings in hand which
showed only two cases with high
pressure Of suspicious character,
while if the other data indicating
pulse pressure be included in the
observation, fourteen of the twenty
seven readings indicated disease.
The status of osteopaths and CHR
opractors in medical circles was ex-
planned at this meeting in a commu-
nication from the Mills coul-y Uowa
medical society.
Decorah public opinion. (Decorah, Winneshiek County [Iowa]) 1895-1928, 1916-04-12
LOCAL ITEMS.

A. j. Holiness was over from Cal.
mar on business Monday.
Bert Bernatz went to Austin
Mimi, Monday On a few days bust
ness trip.
Mrs. C. K. Preus went to Beloit
Wis. Saturday for short stay with
her son, Prof. j. c. X. Preus.
Miss Cecilia Dixon went to st
Paul Saturday for an extended visit
with her brother, John Dixon.
DR.. c. l.. Topliff and wife and
son Lyle, spent Sunday with Mr.. and
Mrs. John Boehm at Postville.
w. R. Sieg and son, of Water
loo, the sewer contractors, were De.
corah business visitors several days
last week.
Mr.. and Mrs. d. L. Werhan re-
turned to Cresco Saturday, having
been here to attend the funeral OF
Mrs. Horen.
Mrs. Josie Cutting departed for
Dubuque and other Iowa points
Monday, where she will speak at Re-
bekah Lodge meetings.
Decorah public opinion. (Decorah, Winneshiek County [Iowa]) 1895-1928, 1916-04-12
Fresh
Sailed
Peanuts
10c per lib.
Easter Novelties.

Easter baskets, very fancy, me-
dunn size. ..... DC
Easter baskets, with cotton rab-
bits, large 1Oc
Paper Mache Rabbits (smalD life
Ike
Paper Mache Rabbits (large) life
Small sitting cotton rabbits with
. CdTTOt) OC
Large sitting cotton rabbits with
carrOt) ............ lOc
Pressed Cotton BOOSTERS (real
), feather tails) ..... DC
Large cotton chicks, yellow,
i Wnlte =. Il. -. =. DC
Medium size cotton chicks, yell
! low, white =. q for sc
Small size cotton chicks very
cute) :. =. 10 for &c
Tiny cotton rabbits with car
! rotS) ..........o for &c
The weekly messenger. [volume] (St. Martinsville [i.e. St. Martinville] La.) 1886-1948, 1916-08-05

Infantile Paralysis, though long
suspected, was not definitely shown
to be contagious until 1909 1t has
been proven that the germs exists
in the nose and throat, and that
undoubtedly some well persons are
carriers. Domestic animals, cats,
dogs, etc, are classed among the
agencies which may transmit. 1t is
quite probable that the so called
"distemper'' which at times attacks
horses and dogs, is caused 10y this
same infection. Flies may carry
on their feet. - Louisiana State
Board of Health.
The weekly messenger. [volume] (St. Martinsville [i.e. St. Martinville] La.) 1886-1948, 1916-08-05
OPERA HOUSE,
Sunday Aug. 9th
Daniel Frohman
Presents
HAZEL DAWN
As the
SALES LADY

SYNOPSIS: The Saleslady." by Willard Mack.
one of the most novel screen subjects in which
Hazel Dawn has ever been starred by the Fam
Gus Players Film Company, differs radically
from anything in which this captivating fsvo-
rite has ever appeared, and embOdies real pathos
as we'll as genuinely comedy. 1t is the tale of a
country girl whom poverty forces to try her for
tune in New York. Upon her arrival in the city
her beauty attracts the attention of a band of
villains. who become instrumental in subject
ing her to a series of vicissitudes that are
strange. stirring and dran attic in the extreme.
A unique fact connected with this unusual Par
amount Picture is the reproduction on The
screen Of one Of New York City's greatest de-
partment stores. in which many of the more
important scenes Of the play occur.
The weekly messenger. [volume] (St. Martinsville [i.e. St. Martinville] La.) 1886-1948, 1916-08-05
A Doctors Remedy For Coughs

As a cure for coughs and colds DR..
Bells Pine-Tar-Honey combines these
remedies In just the right proportion to
do the most good for summer coughs or
colds. A trial will prove the value of
this splendid cough medicine. Doctor
Bells Pins-Tar Honey sOothes the irri-
tation, stops your cough. kills thu cold
germs and does you world of good. A
25c bottle will more than convince you.
it will stop YOU cough. A druggists
The weekly messenger. [volume] (St. Martinsville [i.e. St. Martinville] La.) 1886-1948, 1916-08-05
Will Sloan'S Liniment Relieve Pain?

Try 1t and zee - one application will
prove more than a column OF claims.
James s. Ferguson. Phila.. Pa. writes:
IL have had wonderful relief since ]
used Sloan's Liniment on nv knees. To
think after all these years Of pain one
application gave me relief. Manv
thanks for what your remedy has done
for me-" Don't keep on suffering. apply
Sloan's Liniment where your pain IL
and notice how quick you get relief.
Penetrates without rubbing. Buy 1t at
any Drug Store. 25c.
The weekly messenger. [volume] (St. Martinsville [i.e. St. Martinville] La.) 1886-1948, 1916-08-05
A Pleasant Outing.

An enjoyable evening was spent
at the Locks Monday by Misses
Lorena BONN, Claudia Gary, Bea-
trice Barry, Beatrice Durand, He
len VOORHEES,, Bertha Lathrop &C
companied by Messrs. Tom Mar
tin, Harry French, Dewey Four
net, Marcel Durand, Edmond De-
lahoussaye, Clifford Durand and
Robert Badon. The party enjoy.
ed picnic lunch.
The weekly messenger. [volume] (St. Martinsville [i.e. St. Martinville] La.) 1886-1948, 1916-08-05
TOWN COUCIL.

Regular monthly meeting of the
Mayor and Town Council held at
the Town Hall at St. Martinville,
La, this LIST day of July A. d. 1916.
Hon. Albert Bienvenu Mayor
presiding and the following men,
bers present Messrs. A. G. Gau-
thier, F. F. Fournet, w. j. Bien-
venu, j. II. Duchamp and r. j..
Guirard.
The minutes of the last meetings
were read and approved.
Moved by Mr.. J. H. Duchamp
seconded by Mr.. w. j. Bienvenu
and unanimously carried, that the
Mayor and Town Council meet on
August %, 1916 at 4 p. m, to re-
ceive bids on Engines, Pumps, Dy-
namos, and other machinery need
ed for our plant. A hearing will
be given each bidder.
The Council reserving the right
to reject any and all bids.
The following bids were appro.
we'd and ordered paid. viz: Laizaire
Bienvenu $500; BONN Gro. CO
sl.40; Duchamp Hardware CO
s27 .55; Duchamp g. Ducrest $3.50
There being no further business
before the Council upon motion o.
Mr.. j. H. Duchamp seconded by
Mr.. r. j. Guirard the meeting ad
journed.
Albert Bienvenu, Mayor.
Sidney E. Delahoussaye, Secretar!
The weekly messenger. [volume] (St. Martinsville [i.e. St. Martinville] La.) 1886-1948, 1916-08-05
An Object Of Charity.

Tuesday night Mr.. P. d. Olivier
phoned to the Mayor, that a wo-
man living in a house near his
home was very sick, with two
small children in the house. with
out medicine or other assistance
except what the good neighbOrs
could give, DIR. Sillan went there
the same night and attended to
her and the Mayor sent the Chief
of Police to look up the case and
give whatever relief was imme-
diately needed.
DIR. Sillan and the Chief repor-
ted a miserable condition exist
ing in that house, the woman was
living on an old mattress without
sheets, without clothe to change,
exposed to mosquitoes and without
means.
The Mayor visited the house the
next day, and found the condition
as sad as reported, although some
charitable persons had sent her a
little money and some of the good
neighbors had provided for her
and her two small girls, one OF
four years and one of IL years. the
older one attending to the sick
mother and the duties of the house
We believe it is the duties OF
the ladies of the Town, regardless
of rumors, to 60 to that place OF
misery and help give these unfor
Inmates a lifting hand. charity and
humanity demand it.
Try to lift up instead of crush
ing down.
The weekly messenger. [volume] (St. Martinsville [i.e. St. Martinville] La.) 1886-1948, 1916-08-05
SHERIFF'S SALE.
Bank Of Hattlesburg
Alphonse GeOffrOv
No. ll443


No. ll443
18th Judicial District Court.
State Of Louisiana. Parish Of st. Martin.
BY virtue of an order Of Fieri Facias.
issued out of the 10Th Judicial District
Court. in and for the Parish of st. Mar
tin, State Of Louisiana. in the above en-
titled aud numbered suit. dated this 18th
day Of July A. ID. 1916.
Ihave seized and will proceed to sale
ut Public Auction to the last and high
est bidder at the front door Of the Court
House, between the legal sale hours Ql
q. III. to 4 y. NJ in the Town of st. Mar
tinvills. on
Saturday Sept. and, 1910,
the following mentioned and described
property. to-w:t:
That certain lot Of ground situated in
the Town Of Breaux Bridge, st. Martin
Parish. La. measuring One Hundred
and eight six feet front Oh East Berard.
Bounded North by property Of Antoine
Patin. South by property Of 6. Dolron.
East by property Of Larlis Trahan and
West BY Bersrd street.
TERMS:
SA9O8 with 5 per cent yearly interest
from October 3lst. 1915. till paid. and
all costs Of these proceedings Including
q costs the sum of $500, amount paid
for redemption Of taxes-Cash-and the
balance Of the said consideration to bs
paid Ia three installments as follows
tO-wit: - The sum Of $46.7l payable
October 3lst, 1915; the sum of $44.34
payable October 3Ist 1917; and the sum
Of $3l.97 payable October 3lst, 1918
ZACH Of said installments to bear inter
oct at the rate Of five per cent per an
mum from their respective maturitiesi
all ~ more fully specified in the Judg'
msnt obtained by the said Bank of Hat
tiesburg Of Hattiesburg. Mississippi
against the said klphOnse GeCffrOy the
original of which was recorded June
26th, 1916 under No. 1851 Of the Mort
gage Of the Clerks and Recorders Office
Of the Parish Of st. Martin. Louisiana
Seized to satisfy above writ.
Shsrif's office. parish Of st. Martin
this 2lst day of July A. d. 1916.
WADE U. MARTIN. Sheriff
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4 Summer Laxative and Liver Regulator

PO-DO-Lax is q liquid laxativs-mild
and effective. 1t arOuses the liver. In
creases the bile. does not grip and acts
as general tonic to the whole system.
Aids nature to clear and purify the blood
as laxative tonic for summer Po-DO-
Lax has no equal. What was good
enough for nv father Is good enough
for me" never applied with more force
that the use of PO-DO Lax for the liver.
An old time tried remedy. Get bottle,
take dose tonight and SEE how much
better you feel. At all druggists.
The weekly messenger. [volume] (St. Martinsville [i.e. St. Martinville] La.) 1886-1948, 1916-08-05
Look GOOd--Feel Good

No one can either feel good. nor look
good while suffering from constipation.
Get rid Of that tired. draggv. lifeless
feeling by a treatment OF DIR. Kings
New Life Pills. Buy box to-day. take
one or two pills to night. In the morn
ing that stuffed. dull feeling is gone and
you feel better at once. 25c at your
druggist.
The weekly messenger. [volume] (St. Martinsville [i.e. St. Martinville] La.) 1886-1948, 1916-08-05

The ceremony of blessing the
statue of st. Ann last Sunday was
pretty one, and a fine sermon
was delivered by Father Roguet
of Youngville. The statue which
was given by the late Mrs. Robert
Martin, is a beautiful one.
The weekly messenger. [volume] (St. Martinsville [i.e. St. Martinville] La.) 1886-1948, 1916-08-05

Mr.. Paul Beyt is now clerking
for Mr.. o. P. Resweber, succeed
ing Mr.. Edgar Resweber who is
now with the BONN Grocery Co.
The weekly messenger. [volume] (St. Martinsville [i.e. St. Martinville] La.) 1886-1948, 1916-08-05

BE 1T KNWON AND REMEMBERED. That
under and BY virtue of an order To seize aud
sell and An alias of writ of heri facias of date
the 7th day Of. july 1916, issued out of the Hon
orsble. the 18th Judicial District Court of the
Parish Of Iberia, State of Louisiana, and to me
directed, in the above numbered and entitled
cause, 1 have seized and will offer for sale. at
public auction, for cash, without appraisement,
to the last and highest bidder at the principal
front door of the Court House III the Town of
St. Martinsvilis, Parish vi st Martin. State vi
Louisiana, ON Saturday. the 18th day of August,
A. d., 1916, Letween the hours of IlaU clock
A. N. and 4UU o'clock =. NJ. the following de-
scribed property, to-wit:
That certain tract of land situated in the Pa
IRISH Of ST. Martin. State OF louisiana, situated
OH Lake Tasse, containing one hundred and
sixty arpents in superficial area, more or less.
bounded ON the North By land of MoZard Con
drum, South by that Of Decuir. East By Lake
Tssse and West by that of j. Granger.
The sale will be made to safety certain iudg-
mept rendered III the above numbered and entl-
tied cause in favor of the Leon Godchaux TOM
psuy, Limited, vs.. Mrs. Amelia Cali, widow of
L. A. Pharr, OF date the 18th day Of March, 1916,
in sums and amounts, rs follows
IN The sum Of sl5.UO.V, with per cent per
abnum interest thereon from May IUth. 1872,
until psid. together with ) per cent attorney
fees On the aggregate amount of principal and
interest, and $2lSl.Sj. together with per cent
attorneys fees ON said amount of S2tSi.35;
LII The sum Of $iO,VO.VU. with per cent per
snnum interest thereon from May 10Th, 1872, IN
4 f.
fees ON the aggregate amount of principal and
interest;
Isl The sum Of $iS2s.4s. with per cent per
annum interest thereon from December 3lst,
1914, until paid, and . per cent attorneys fees
ON the aggregate amount of principal and inter-
est; together with $1U7.25 and Si.50 costs and
the cost Of this execution.
The said property hereinabove described will
be sold to satisfy the first item of said judgment
above described up to the amount of eleven
thousand dollars ($1l. 0O.OU), with eight per an
mum interest thereon from May 10th. 1872. and
i've per cent Is per cent attorneys fees On the
aggregate amount of principal and interest and
cost Of this execution. The said property hav-
ing been decreed by judgment of said court to
be sold To satisfy the mortgage resting upon
same for the said sum of eleven thousand dol
lars ISL, OOOOOl. with eight per cent is per cent
per annum interest thereon from May lUth. 1872
until paid. and FIVE per cent 5 per cent
attorneys fees on the aggregate amount OF
principal and interest. securing the payment OF
the first item of said judgment to the amount OF
said mortgage as hereinabove said forth.
lSigNedj WADE o. MARTIN.
Sheriff OF the Parish Of st. Martin
State of Louisiana.
Dated Jolly 10th, 1916.
The weekly messenger. [volume] (St. Martinsville [i.e. St. Martinville] La.) 1886-1948, 1916-08-05

Mr.. and Mrs. Louis G. Bouchard
OF Little Rock were here Sunday.
Mrs. Bouchard will remain here
for some time. Mr.. Bouchard left
the same day for New York.
The weekly messenger. [volume] (St. Martinsville [i.e. St. Martinville] La.) 1886-1948, 1916-08-05
SHERIFFS SALE.

The STATE OF LOUISIANA.
18th JUDICIAL DISTRICT COURT, IN AND
FOK THE PARISH OF IBERIA.
No. 67A
THE LEON GODCHAUX COMPANY. Limited
MIRA AMELIA GALL, WIDOW T. A. PHARR.
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1916-05-25
Echoes 6on>1Aotd J Lobbies
,sEt5

Growing oH would NOT he y halt bad
f.n I'r V,r, MOT 'ur inr nri that on"
I...s 'Nt .uI.a,ri.,bI' sense ~ fresh
moss. tnt' impression of strange ncNnrss
fNtf gr.''a Tho rhIi with every unfis"
prd sunset. with ever, whistle NJ the
VIri through ihr 't,'. \, one ngcH.
ns s,u'rruy's feeling NJ luas. rs though
snmr essential part ~ hIs mental and
pn,s..rl structure WAS SLOWLY heinz stolen
from him
Sow when I was MD remember
that every sunrise was something differ.
ont from the on, preceding n seemed
in rs part ~ mvsolf vas raised on
farm and NJ d,Nhtrak every morning
I can remember the sensation that ~
r,iyrd whom opened 'hc door. how
over, fragrant smell ~ grass and flow
rrs ir IN, summer struck m, rosiriis
.,.'h force tr,i made ~ seem M though
rpi never experienced II hrfNfr and
nuN IN the winter ,hr driving SNOW
arrm,d 10 he F., personal. intimate ffirn
f. whom had Just hy,n lr'rpiusoi
Sow ms hHif is Eri'ing ifirs gray
hu' have never i'sppitri ~ sNp~firnr
me- wr unnr Hypin those ahpfr ,0urs
impressions have arurhi IN counties,
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1916-05-25

ways ~ 40 81. hut tho nearest have
over coin" IN discovering f'rip. a.
travel
Nn matter NuV uld s MAN w1y h,.
There be- something IN every u.v r'i,
Ak,. pond mr. stream that leaves feel.
ing ~ sifbrg"rr.a that can only com.
pnfr with lhs sunsets " youth Tho v,fy
'muk" laden air ihpt hpnss Dhrui M"
fifteenth stou NJ y.iy sk1srnpcfs. tho
putting ~ railroad sugIrrH and ~. ylb'.
tor and clnus NJ dtsys a. ,hry dash along
paved street IN some unfamiliar place
nll tend 'n givs onr tho lost impressions
~ chilhhcni
y am firmly convinced that one NJ ihe
chiot delights ~ travel. 1nr " Re N.
rinatlnns especially fnf elderly people s
This false sers" ~ youth n induces ir
uur worn oui nli hodIrs. nerves and
brains nu' since asr loves lui,i travel
h, i's s'toruusI'N. r,prfs rsin m mo
'ofm NJ Fatigue fr' ever, pleasure ~
rivrs
such is 'hr philosophy NJ gsrfrs r
Swimmers ~ Hampton y =. who was
sishisrrins In oklahoma CIV yrs'rfdp,
w. Dna HyoUrdl, , sensation seeker ",
len ihia morning iof Galveston. Texas
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.D1 n n e e
stories g s.

WHY docs Uoviof when hc is i..
Tending an alleged criminal, RlVa,s maks
NDh idio'ic Arguments
That's an ingenious scheme 10 win
rmpHthv for his client IIowlsr ne.
utes that any Juror who listens to ons
~ HE speeches will never believe tina, y
man capable NJ engaging hts professional
services has sense enough 10 commit =
~ 'me
IN San francisco ihev ieli NJ 70.
toufrsrl clergyman never ~ loss Tor
tr'rft
W. Vas once called in 'hc bedside ~
n ,'fN wealthy hut siinry man who
thought ~ the time hc WAS dNinr
~ hr rasped IN tho rlefsymar u
7 leave several thousand ~ the church
Will mN salvation hc assured"
Whstrupon ihr divine responded
Y wouldn't IN" 10 he too positive hu,
~ well worth trying
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1916-05-25
Change of
Heart

a'l my grief and pain. III surely punch
his odd hnld head, and split his face
iu twain The wears passed by, and !
became man of famous might, | had
great and salWau frame, my
Vhi-krr- wcr" sight And So !
sought that tcnrhrr ont met him
~ his door. aud said to him i was
old scout. pest In days of yorc
When / recall the fcndish tricks /
played. win rihnld glrc wonder that
luu used small sticks when you were
pounding me was n wicked little
duh. who rilrd YOU an day long YOU
should have used a big spiked club. 10
show me | WIS wrong The teacher
foI upon my neck, and | rcclined on
his. and through his tears hr said "By
heck 90 and | remarked 'Gce whlz =,
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1916-05-25

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The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1916-05-25

george Carlton Somurr. who objects
~ n.araos. cofnns and shrouds ~ q
hotel where undertaken meet. VIII come
10 pll OF them in timr. just Sou WHlr
Mr. Somnor
II would eccm Ike old times 20 have
NJ Hrvan running Tor president again,
even though %" may only BE- ON m" pro-
h.htnn ticket
O' course he viii DO defeated Y he
uu. bat being go accustomed 10 r"colv.
Iuo ~ in tho neck, Mr. RNan viii not
mul No.
sr,4Ans us 'hs fr,,m' vHH' 'or r7s.
..rl,- urn tHri is do'u'' think unr"
OF M" enso NJ Louis - NundcIs and
'o' nothing more
villa, bandit. ro headed north nc.
goriinr 20 report M right. lc' ON
r,mo. ust fu they nro stopped before
the, get 30 oklahoma CITY
Those who pfr engaged IN looking 'or
Villa soom a. have overlooked one place
They should search m" pool nf oblivion
Md nov comes Cnm Russell again
threatening 'o rpI., 'nc ant" on me- oi
producers. and h'. rl' ls ,ovliug 'ero-
0'uu iy ever, jump I'm M" road
Also n may hr 'ru'hfuuy stated that
Nr Somu"r 's NOT M" only ono who 4
rNinr ~ duck the undertake. Hs Ions
1s possihl"
rrrgv Vns two years younger 'hHr
.i.'sra. N'aslo.s ou'sroVn clothes h'.
.i.t,ra. U'-ir.r ou'igrpvu clothes 10
come T"rg's humlp'ng heritage one
HHt Ussl, mad, pu exciting discovery
81, goodness. rhe said. rive got ID
N1.. 'Hn'h I think In uuN ~ pu'"
"Nn DON'T" roggy imrlor'i "NHth"'
NiH make me wear n"
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Walt MaSOn'S
Prose Poem

NHN teacher, when went to school,
INI would lam me with pole.
' when ! dclicd his t,rnnt rule,
which inrrrd and rhnfcd my soul 1T
when he LETT oQ mo fun many
ID walr aud hrulsc, When I'm grown
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1916-05-25

mad asked M. srn NJ philadelphia
fse,.r HW., what sN 'esi case
a ,rs, case m, srr" replied the
father is case mnugm 80 decide
Nhr'fsf there's enough IN u ~ ms'i'y
hr lawyers IN working ur similar
r,ssa
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1916-05-25

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