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The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1916-05-27
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We offer One Hundred Dollars Reward for any
case OF catarrh that cannot be cured by Halls
Catarrh Cure.
We, the undersigned, have known r. j.
Cheney for the last is years. and believe him
perfectly honorable in all business transactions
and financially able to carry out any obligations
made by his firm
Toledo, Ohio
Halls Catarrh Cure Is taken internally, acting
directly upon the blood and mucous surfaces Of
the system. Testimonials sent free, Price 10
cents per bottle, Sold by all Druggists.
Take Halls Family Pills for constipation.
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1916-05-27

FOR SALE-Plate glass and windshield
glass. fitted with polished or plain edge also
glass reset, X. A. Lane. "a Liberty street
Barre, VT tel. 36l-M. 82tf
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1916-05-27
NOTICE TO TAXPAYERS

Notice is hereby given that the abstract of
the individual lists has been filed in the ASSESS
ors' office, and that the same will be open for
inspection of the taxpayers in said office, city
hall. from the 26th day Of May A. D. 1916. TO
the LIST day Of June, A. D. 1915. Office hours j:
a. m. to II noon. and 80 to 90 p. m.
During said time we will hear all persons
who feel aggrieyed, who desire to be heard,
and make any changes that may be necessary
in said abstract.
Dated at the city of Barre VT. this gath
day of May, A. d. 1915.
O. j. L. MATTHEWS,
MARTIN RILEY,
AUGUSTUS M. R0SST,
s0ts Assessors Of the City Of Barre.
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1916-05-27

A REPRESENTATIVE in every county 70
cell product that reduces cost of gasoline 50
per cent, increases mileage eliminates carbon I:
used in automobiles. motor boats. motor cycles.
trucks. stationary engines absolutely guarsn-
teed. endorsed by motorists automobile manu-
faeturers, chemists nearly 100 per cent. profit
for you every sale brings quick repeat orders,
building up permanent, profitable income rep
resenfatives throughout the country making big
money capable men protested II they produce
results. valuable territory viii be awarded (:
Motor-Nim Is not an experiment : il is the orig
inal liquid gasoline tonic reg. L. s. patent
Office one Of the biggest money-makinE propo-
sitions on the market write to-day. Motor
Vim Co. Inc, 1870 Broadway, New York. n. Y.
sstls
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1916-05-27

D. A. PERRY, Auetioneer-The D. A.
Perry Real Estate Agency, Agents.
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1916-05-27
MY HOME FARM

CONTAINING ala ACRES OF LAND,
more or less, suitably divided into till
age, pasture and woodland; good build
ings, in good repair; running water at
house and barn; s. miles from MontPel-
Ter; estimated 200 cords of hardwood /;
some young pine: pasture will carry
from 40 to so head; about 30 acres of
machine worked tiIlage in good state of
cultivation; sugar place equipped; ?
barns, 30x40 it.; horse barn, 24x30 #. I;
on r. F. D. and telephone lines.
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1916-05-27
FOR SALE

FOR SALE--As am about 10 leave town,
wish to sell 5-piece mahogany parlor suite. az
good as new I: also | adjustable high chair.
Inquire So Maple avenue tel. i72-i. 63t2s
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1916-05-27
Are You ADMITTED .

In other words, have you purchased a
guaranteed income payable TO your order
annually, semi-annually, quarterly or
monthly as long as you live? Rates on
application. National Life ms. Co., of
VT (Nfutuall S. S. Ballard, general
agent, Rialto building, Montpelier, Vt.
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1916-05-27

Farm FOR sALE-I ofer ny home farm
10 settle thu estste. IN The town Of Piafnheld
miles from Barre. one Of the best markets IN
the state contains liQ acres in hizh state
q culttrHt10n running water 20 house ard
harn haildinrH On sccd rersir. sugar place o,
700 trees vii also sell VITA this farm. Il
usnfe3 SUGAR tools. q co~s. / Dr. q rpci
brood mars. weight E.tt1. dairy took ard
FARMING tools. Hoyt r. Gallup. East Moat-
peiier. VI az
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1916-05-27

A million walleyed pike fry were dis
tributed Wednesday in Burlington har-
Dor, off Crescent beach, in Potash brook
near Queen City park and Shelburne bay
These little fish are about an inch and
a half long.
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1916-05-27

Mrs. Flavie Provost, nonagenarian died
in Wnooski Wednesday of infirmities
due to age, She would have been 92
years old next October and had lived
in that village for 80 years She was a
native OF Canada. Her husband, David
Provost, died about 25 years ago.
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1916-05-27

Seven head of young cattle belonging
TO William LeDue, an Orwell farmer,
were found dead in the pasture recently.
A Brandon veterinary diagnosed the
trouble as anthrax or lacking, and the
rest of the cattle on the farm, AZ in mum
Der, have been vaccinated
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1916-05-27
HORSEMEN, ATTENTION
PRINCE AMERICA-cANADIAN

A handsome dapple black stallion with white
stripe on face, sired by Quebec Prince for
merly owned by me and one Of the finest stall
lions ever brought from Canada.
PRINCE AMERICA-CANADIAN will be 4
years old in August, 1915 weighs 1000 lbs,
and he is a fine stopper with nice action He
win stand at my farm. known as the NJ w
Dix Farm, in Barre Town, and any party
interested would do vel to take a look at
this handsome, well-bred horse before making
other arrangements. A call viii bring the
horse to your place.
Terms. si2.Oe; s2.Oo at time of service:
5000 warrant.
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1916-05-27

Maurice Rice, Highgate Center man
who had been called as a witness in a
lawsuit, dropped dead just as he finished
his testimony, May "a. He was IA years
old and had suffered several attacks OF
heart trouble within the past year. He
was Civil war veteran.
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1916-05-27
wEBSTERvILLE.

There viii be special show in Palace
theatre Monday evening, "The Alien, !"
eight parts. Admission, l5c; children
under IL, l0c.--adv.
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1916-05-27
ABOUT THE STATE
HAPPENINGS or INTEREST FROM
DIFFERENT SECTIONS

The stock barn on the farm of Howard
Narney in South Strafford was destroyed
by fire short time ago, the entire con
tents being lost, including 25 head OF
cattle, hogs, hay and farming tools. The
building was partially insured
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1916-05-27
GRANITEvILLE.

There will be special show in Gil
bert's hall Tuesday evening Matinee at
2 p. m. Admission, l5e; children under
II, 10c.-adv.
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PLAINFIELD.

! Long distance furniture moving and
heavy trucking at reasonable rates. Two
two-ton auto trucks at your service. Yer
mont Trucking & Sales Co., Barre Tel.
| l52-W.
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FOUR LINES FOR Csc

The Times will publish Wants, Lost and
Found. For Sale. To Let, etc.~--short advertise
ments--st the rnte Of four lines for twenty-five
cents for the first insertion and Ave cents Tor
each subsequent insertion.
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1916-05-27
MISCELLANEOUS

W p. DuRKEE. PAINTER AND PAPER
HANGER-2la south Main street telephons
s1s-W. ssti2
GREAT ENGLISH PILE REMEDY-A guar
antsed cure. raid s5a8 FOR this receipt - an
English lady her hushand vas q physician
81 90 uil hrinr the remedy - yuu. Addrsss
boz lZs M1utuslier VI sofa
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1916-05-27
HOUSEHOLD GOODS

to wit: Two trimmed iron beds
mattresses and springs, ! cot bed, pill
lows, sheets, etc, bureau, ehiffonier
dressing table and mirror, hallrack, wash
stand and toilet set, rocking chairs, diff
ferent kinds, sewing machine, several
chamber chairs, stands, etc, dining table
and dining chairs, pictures and curtains,
kitchen table, kitchen chairs, clothes rack,
carpet sweeper, dust mop, clothespin bag,
brooms, brushes, ironing board, refrigera-
tor, wash tubs, wringer, basket, etc, gar
den tools lawn mower, hoes, shovels,
rake, etc, with crockery, glass, iron, tin
and wooden ware and other articles not
mentioned
Every article will be sold, as | have
no further use for this property.
E. S. WASGATT, Owner.
c. F. SMITH, Auctioneer.
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1916-05-27

FOR SALE-Fsr1y-cuw farm hssf - lan&
sod builfirEE. great rtzucg Ter aEtenElrg
fzr-zrEs . mte fruu city 81 Barre. VI
~ E47-L 1917
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1916-05-27
statesmen WANTED

SALESMAN EErelert permanent positscn
crer June capable ssissuraa On Ncru1rt :.
rtrrie lire for SEVERAL rctau trs1e. ih--si
cc=-uEsi1rs Ntnf sestB H1Fsuc- Hies
Cu1rsrI. af4e HAiEus slii8l1r. Detrsst.
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1916-05-27
POULTRY AND EGGS

WHITE wYANpoTTE EGGS for hatchins.
from prise stock and an extra gcod laying
strain day-old chicks for sale z. n. White
% Upland avenue. Tel ai7-1- 1877
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1916-05-27
AGENTS WANTED

GENERAL AGENTS who can secure serv-
ices Of at least 10 TO 80 sub-agents to take
orders for mems madc-to-measure suits and
overcosts at Sl2.50 and $500; liberal propo-
stion 10 the right write. giving fun par
ticulars and references. Phoenix Tailoring
Company, 1919 Mercer street. New York City.
sstis
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1916-05-27

NOW rs THE TIME TO LOOK THESE
OVER LET US SHOW THESE TO YOU
AT ONCE.
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1916-05-27

NO. i045~-Aii equipped for $4,000. 90: head
of cattle. / 9-year-old mare, yeHring colt. tools
complete 1856 acres Of land suitably divided
good comfortable 7-room house good basement
and quite large amount Of softwood lumber
the place is we'll situated on good main road in
splendid farming section and is good value at
considerably more than the price asked. 53tf
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1916-05-27

THE D. A. PERRY REAL ESTATE AGENC'
Telephone Connections
Howland-Cave Building Barre VT.
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1916-05-27
WEDNESDAY, MAY 81, '16

at 1890 o'clock in the forenoon. the fol
lowing described real estate and personal
property:
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1916-05-27
REAL ESTATE FOR SALE
12-Room Colonial House

On the maple-shaded street Of village oppo-
site church town hall and library deep open
fireplaces stable 40x50, with large carriage
shed equipment for small store included =
shelves, showcase. kerosene tank. scales, etc,
etc. I. i acre garden land. keep COW and some
hens crippled owner makes price sl,4O0. part
down; low price also on stock of goods, or
will put same up at auction for pictures OF
the attractive house, see page iS, "Strout 8
Money Making Farms" copy free. Il. A.
STROUT FARM AGENCY, Dept. 272s, 294
Washington street, Boston, Mass. tel. Main
384s 62tl
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1916-05-27
For RENT-House. websterville. $500. 2st
J. J. DASHNER
REAL ESTATE AGENT

NO. 2a9ZThis farm of 255 acres newly liste,
has dropped the market at a bargain Thu
farm is located about e1a miles from the citl
Of Montpelier, on good automobile roads, neai
neighbors. church and school this land is ven
productive and Is capable of keeping Sb heaS
and team, mostly COWS nice sugar and apple
orchard and different kinds of fruit large
house in hrst-class shape; extra good barn
the main barn Is 45xl00 #, with plenty OF
stable room; large shop and Toulouse; the
buildings are elaphoarded and painted never
failing water at the house and barn on &C
count Of the condition of the buildings, it Is
really pice business for a family and a good
home the stock consists of 10 good cows, /
bull. heifers, calves, horses Il extra good
pair1. hogs and all the poultry, and a good
equipment Of tools Of all kinds necessary to
carry on the place. s1H
NO. S0O-This farm Of 140 acres, joining
No 2e9 lays very good, with S. +. cant very
productive soil Cor any kind Of crops about
40 acres in field and the balance in pasture
and woodland this farm Is also located near
the school and church. less than J. mile; on
main road very good house, eemented cellar I:
fair barn with plenty Of room and siio this
house Is located near a trout brook. nice door
yard with shade trees, which makes IL q very
desirable home and business this farm Is also
dropped on the market as the owner has
other business in view this farm can be made
to carry 20 cows and team would sell this
farm with nice stock Of cattle. which con-
sists Of extra nice cows. some young stock
an extra good pair Of heavy horses. and All
farming tools Necessary 20 carry on the farm
bargain seckeFs. wake up 10 the fact that
these are hsrzhins, and let show you those
places you viii find that the price il right.
SIR
For further Information. call or write
J. j. DASHNER
REAL ESTATE AGENT
Rooms s. g. 10. HoWland-Csve Bldg, Barre. VI
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1916-05-27
POSITIVELY NO MISTAKE
CAN BE MADE ON THESEi JUST COME
ONTO THE MARKET AND SURE
TO GO QUICKLY

NO. 1868 COWS. bull 3 shoats. 30 hers,
tools and farm Of 81 acres all for s3,a9o.oa,
There Ii q good 7-room house. painted white
basement and 40-ft stock and hay barn, on this
desirable one-nan farm will carry 10 10 Is
cows, depending upon the farmer fields lay
well and there Ia no hand moving plenty Of
worth Of soft wood which can be sold fruit
orchard running water at house and barn
located on one Of the best roads in this sec
ton one-half mile TO school cream and gro
Gerry teams call telephone, etc, etc. miles
to railroad il In n bargain Mt the price
81 goo 90 as first payment secures 1t. Call and
see photo. 6stf
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1916-05-27
FOR sALE-Honse. oeope street si.4so

29tf
FOR SALE OR EXCHANGE - House In
Barre City for small farm. stock and tools
2stf
FOR RENT-Tenement. Beckley court $500
29tf
FOR RENT-House, Websterville $500. 29tf
SALE OR EXCHANGE-75-acre farm on
easy terms viii exchange for small house
or personal property. 2su
H. A. PHELPS co.
Telephone 3l4-2 Miles Block Barre. VT
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1916-05-27

NO, tiff you want little farser prop
osition, here is 20-cow farm. all equipped,
for 100000: $50 acres, 40 acres of which Is
smooth tiilage with no hand work 10 acres In
wood estimated 10000 IT, Of saable lumber
500 sugar trees. partly equipped the buildings
consist Of an s-room house newly shingled and
in good shape 8 barns with tie~ups for 20
head this farm Ii also on cream route echoi-
airs carried to school: 6 miles 10 railroad: i'm
cluded at the price are Ia cows, or head Of
young stock. 8 shnats. horses. % hens, 44-
h. >. gas engine, drag and circular saw rig,
silsge cutter, feed grinder, corn harvester,
manure spreader, moving machines, | new
2 harrows, corn planter, weeder, tedder, rake,
2 eutivators, express wagons new set Of
trucks sets Sheds traverse sleigh, cutter a
buggy, new sulky pillow. 1 or sets harnesses
stone boat incubator, Erindstone, hay fork
small tools complete, also 100 logs cut in the
woods. seed corn, grain. etc, all for $4,000. 90
5stf
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1916-05-27

at 1880 o'clock in the afternoon, at my
residence at ls9 Washington street, cor
ner Of Washington and West Patterson
streets, the following
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1916-05-27
Auction Sale
OF
REAL ESTATE AND
PERSONAL PROPERTY

As have accepted a position in the
city, / will sell at public auction to the
highest bidder, on the premises known
as the d. B. Celley farm, in Berlin, sit
uated Just off the main road leading from
Montpelier to West Berlin and North
field, in the Amos Chase neighborhood, on
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1916-05-27
Auction Sale
Furniture

On account of the death Of my wife, |
am breaking up housekeeping and will
sell at public auction to the highest bid
der, ON
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1916-05-27

LUDGER CAMIRE
Tel 307-25. r. d. No. 2 Barre. VT
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1916-05-27

Fssfery eutput frur maufhs % NAY o. -
yards - fsHrfesn -NiIltsn- lrcrsase - ever
tss msaisns fn four suuasks. LarEest ssllirF
trsnd - lee Cirsrs NJ shs ssri1 Fsrtsry.
Manchest~. =. n.
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1916-05-27

FOR SALE piece 2d-growth woodland.
about acres also acres cedar land, both
near the city bicycle-tire buggy I'm good rondi-
tion; / building lot on Burns street. l5Nio0 II.
Inquire Of c, r. Waterman. Richardson road.
Barre We tel 37s-M 44tf
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1916-05-27

FARM FOR SALE-My 20-acre arm on
West HILL known as Fleetwood farm s-room
house. barn. fruit trees wood for farm; also
small Glenwood range and chamber suite 70
be sold cheap. Mrs. Jane Fleetwood, south
Barre vi. soto
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FOR SALE--A Groom house in good condi-
tion with sufficient land for garden and poul-
try just the proposition for rental purposes
will pay 20 per cent. on investment; REQUIRES
only small amount of money. Address mu-
tua Real Estate & lns. Co., Gordon block.
Barre VT bbtf
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1916-05-27

EXCELLENT INVESTMENT OR HOME
As ] am leaving town, / desire TO sell my
home beautifully situated at n wellington
street all modern convenences. For particu-
lars call at Mrs. McCaskilps, II Wellington
street. 4stf
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1916-05-27

HOUSE AND ACRES OF LAND FOR
SALE Barn and shed connected with house
fruit trees, black and red currant bushes.
raspberry bushes house has rooms and Is 10
Barre on road TO Plainfeld: viii sell on rea-
sonable terms also house and lot OF " acre
in Washington village for sale. Norman M.
Mcdonald, r. r. d. /, Barre tel 396-l2, cots
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1916-04-23

haze Of tears without even fleeing the hat boy?
But perhaps it is the sense of guilt which
the proprictors dread to see yelling up in
tEcir good spcnders. If the power Of music
will snatch man away from the halfex
cavatcd claw of Il lobster and the sparkling
conversation of blonde with her hair bobbed.
why not use this power to elevate the whole
tone of our national life?
The Little Gray Home in the West played
d"'cc, at the approach the nineteenth hole
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1916-04-23

opposite an understudy, causing an carly and
dispirited exit.
But why this sudden fear of ntrospection
on the part of patrons? And where does it
lead? Shall we lose the pleasure of ihc
tremolo notes of "My Old Kentucky Home be-
cause of It's tendency to reduce the staying
qualities of whatever kentuckians may he ia
the audience? When IL Want TO Go Back on
the Farm" is played. does the bucollc clcmen,
arise as one man and stumble out through a
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1916-04-23

OF golf course, might bring to waiting wives
and children at home the first glimpse of their
bread winners since early Spring. Ger
man band, under municipal control, could be
used TO break up bridge parties and womens
forums with some such instrument Papa.
Where Has Mamma Cone" played block or
so away. Or if we are in heroic mood, we
can suggest that America" be played. fortis-
simo. in the halls of Congress during the de-
II tc OH the appropriation for lining with white
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1916-04-23

tile the bed of the East Bilgewater Canal.
There is really no limit to the effect which
songs might have, because there is no limit
to songs. If we stop at "Your Wife because
it makes a man think of his wife and thereby
decreases what economists call his potential
purchasing power, why not call a halt ON
Aunt Dinah's Jubilee" because il makes man
think Of his aunt, with whatever attendant re-
suits may lurk in thinking of ones aunt?
There also no limit to the work ono might
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1916-04-23

~ RCHESTRA leaders in several cabarets
along the torrd zone Of Broadway
have received orders from the propric-
tors TO ignore all requests 10 play certain
song entitled "Your Wife" The indexed selcc-
ton is sentimental culogy Of the Wife as
IN institution. and those who have the good
interest Of the cabarcts at heart feel that it,
influence might have a tendency to create
bit Of remorse in a party where one OF the
principals y married but temporarily playLg
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1916-04-23

90 to in writing thing Of this kind IN os''-
to find appropriate songs for less spProp''~
occasions. Puns could be resorted to- OF ~
might suggest that there be grooP
Hawaiian strummers stationed near the n'.
plate to encourage the man on third VII" 80.
soft strains of "Homc. Sweet Home but -
would be going such an awful way 70 se' Il.
little joke that it would be hardly worm
effort -
Bat for somebody who has got the 'im' ~.
a page to Gil at space rates this little 8
ping about Your Wife would be n
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1916-04-23
III-THE LOST CHORD-A COMEDY FILM
By ADELAIDE A. PROCTOR and ARTHUR H. FOLWELL
Picture Scenario BY G. B. Falls.

Scene I'm still performing up and down the noisy keys
Though the falling plaster makes admit It'll at case
The and ceiling break (hc plot you get mdyhdp)
And the above stops a stream of water with his map
Scene ". The water going up the plaster going down
The poet underneath is white any clown:
The man above is deIugcd and the bellows sight;
And think safe assuming that there's bound to be fight
Scene The hall with winding stair for farce just the place.
The victims of my music each other face to face;
Each hnks-as per cnao-tEe other is l.
And the they make falling stops Copper passing by
VI The of merry The Cop with goat goacc
(They cm in the NOTES. they're funny be-
The Cop, say investigates and comedy complete
my ncghIo aughter) knock the Copper oft his feet
VII Shows upper hail. with doors that work springs
The comic chase themselves around and round rings
They try the transoms leaning them to swat
Each other Passed by Censors purely spot
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1916-04-23

Seated one day at the organ,
was weary and i'll at ease
And my fingers wandered idly
Over the noisy keys
know not what was playing,
Except that it sounded rough,
Md served as the introduction
To dear old comedy stuff.
Scene The flat above me; at home with aching head
lie registers distraction and bounding out of bed
lie raps the floor most rudcy then he swings wicked
And the plaster falls around destructive his whacks
Scene H. The flat below poet living there.
lie waves his arms anguish then he climbs upon chair.
lie hammers on the ceiling till cumblcs meath his blows,
Then inserts with gec the nozzle of length of garden hose
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1916-04-23

Will The Cop prisoner It's one against pair;
lrop him aughe down the shaft that gives the tenants al
Upper bumps the cellar floor (about there's kndck),
being of estc girth bouncing laugher) back
TX. final funny fall down all the stairs there be-
extending to the street, and up against tree;
hen lose-up"-Arrested the Coppers hands on each
ends onerec movie which for (laughter) is peach
Then back ! went to the organ,
Still weary and i'll at case,
And again | wandered idly
Over the noisy keys.
| know not what was playing,
Except that it sounded rough,
And served as a grand finale
To dear old comedy stuff.