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The Oakley herald. [volume] (Oakley, Idaho) 1908-1961, 1916-09-29

1.-THE in kind from all communicates
But the Mormon church receives a
tenth of all the annual profits of its
membership; it sells the wares, when
paid in kind it attends to it's churches
and 1t sends out missionaries the world
over, and yet never has one heard q
breath of scandal over distribution Of
tees hands.
Your guide explains the division of
the Church of Mormon here, while you
fix the picture in your memory. You
note the strange spottings caused by
age upon the ceiling above; you note
the strange chandeliers more closely.
By and by you take the steps tc
the balcony, occupying one Of the in
Vulnerable seats that range back from
the rail. You look straight across to
the organ front, to realize distances
here, then recall how the gallery Is
built back some two feet and a half
from the wall in order to better the
acoustics. Off In the distance POO
feet or more from where you sit,
1anitor, busy cleaning, drops a pin on
the rail and you hear it quite distinct.
ly. He rubs his hands and you catch
the sound as though you stood close
by. All this, remember, is not result
of chance, but careful planning by the
Mormons.
In Utah today church and state are
distinct and separate and all offices OF
government are open to Mormon ano
non-Mormon. AS result, the state lev.
les its tax on the Mormon, and this he
has to meet, along with his church tax.
Despite this double taxation Utah foil
bear up well and flourish. Salt Lake
City has shops, homes, streets tn.
equal of any in the land. In fact
there is certain cleanliness, freshness
and charm to 1t that delight aud that
cause the traveller to tarry, again and
again in the "City of the Saints" as II
is called.
The Oakley herald. [volume] (Oakley, Idaho) 1908-1961, 1916-09-29
1ruthful Wlfe.

detective was praising the truth
fulness of women.
IF war bulletins were as truthful as
women" he said. wed have a better
Idea of how this world struggle is
really going.
Il remember case the other day
It's Interesting In its revelation "
woman's truthfulness-the case of a
husband who had disappeared.
Questioning the wife, | said to her
And now madam. tell me-ihis Is
very important-tell me what your
husbands very last words were when
he leftY
His last words the truthful
creature answered, with n blush. were.
For heavens sake. shut up"
The Oakley herald. [volume] (Oakley, Idaho) 1908-1961, 1916-09-29

ture reserved to this end beds of palm
and cacti are banked at either side,
and ahead broad cement walks seem to
invite you to obtain your cicerone and
explore.
With SISTER of the church" as
guide, you start. Out in the court she
halts to tell the story of the sea gulls,
to whose memory the new statue is in
course of erection, then continues on
to the great granite churchlike build
Ing that serves as assembly hall.
Within the church body is divided by
two long aisles, simple walls of white
plastering, reaching up to the roof.
The interior is not as large as the Tab
ernacle, and so suits certain purposes
better.
The Mammoth Organ.
The assembly hall has q notable new
mammoth organ, concerts on which
also draw crowds. Just before it the
arrangement Isl typical of Mormon as
sembly houses. High above, the ceiling
Is attractive, too, being divided into
sections by curving ridges of heavy
God. Throughout the assembly hall
will bear comparison with church
structures in any part of the world.
Crossing the court once more, you
learn more of the Mormons. No stated
time for worship is set by them.
Prayer may be held at any time.
The entrance to this huge Taber-
nacle is the more unique because so in
significant. Just a small rear door,
reached by wee step. Thence on, up
similar stairs, you pass, to the heart
of the great Tabernacle. You emerge
on platform that allows you to sur
vey the vast spaces. Just before you
is the area for the choir, behind you
,ther series of chairs tier up to the
big organ. The instrument is of heavy
wood; the great pipes gilded and over
them all hangs the legend, welcome
to Utah." Before the pulpit. close at
band, large leather bench has posi-
The Oakley herald. [volume] (Oakley, Idaho) 1908-1961, 1916-09-29

of graduated sugar, stir until dis
solved; add the peaches, cook until
tender, press through sieve and set
aside to cool. When cool add the Juice
of one lemon and freeze the same as
any Ice cream. Beat the white of an
egg very stiff, remove the dasher, and
stir in the egg. Repack and set aside
to ripen several hours.
Grape Sherbet.-Make sirup by
boiling two cupfuls of water and one
of sugar Is minutes. Add one cupfuI
of grape juice and one cupful of Or
ange juice and two tablespoonfuls of
lemon juice. Cool, strain and freeze !:
remove the dasher and beat In two
well-beaten egg whites, then set to
ripen.
Green Corn Cakes.-Take one quart
of green corn, cut from the cob, or
grated and pressed from the hulls; two
cupfuls of milk, one cupful of -four,
two well-beaten eggs. salt and pepper
to taste and a tablespoonful of olive oil
or melted butter. Bake on hot grid
die.
Parsnips boiled and dipped In mo-
lasses before frying will be found to
be most tasty. Mashed and seasoned
and dipped in fritter batter, then fried
In deep fat will be another acceptable
way to serve them.
Ounces may be kept for weeks In a
cool dry place and be used as needed
for preserves, baking or for buildings.
Date pudding may be crumbed,
mixed with nuts and favored whlpped
cream. and served In sherbet cups gar
nisbed with a cherry or a bit OF pre-
served pineapple or a fig.
The Oakley herald. [volume] (Oakley, Idaho) 1908-1961, 1916-09-29

iua am VINO pre-emptS the seat
next the driver of the sight
seeing auto, who asks the
question:: us polygamy really ex-
hnct among these Mormons?" The
others behind strain their ears, for
they've been dying to make the same
query. You see, in Salt Lake City you
never can tell. Our own guide about
the city, for example, was an intelli-
gent young Mormon who was born I'M
der the system, writes Felix J. Koch
in the Utica Globe.
In reply they tell you volubly and
vaguely that the United States courts
have declared polygamy to be Illegal,
and the Mormon church itself some
short time after promulgated an edict
forbdding it's practice.
Visitors to Salt Lake City naturally
seek first of all the holy of holes" Of
Mormonism, the Temple block. This,
If nothing else, makes one admit that
people, born of polygamy, who can
accomplish such wonders as Just this
structure here, are undoubtedly the
PNNiS VI many homogeneous IatNS. oul
on what was the desert at the time of
the Mormons' coming, in a desert
which tires the traveller even as he
glides across it now by railway, there
is aecity that is as beautiful as any in
the land. And its most beautiful
thing is this Temple block.
You enter by one of the large gates
built Of wooden gratings and come
upon a small brick structure housing
the bureau of information and head
quarters for guides. The steps lead up
between two lions into the little struc-
The Oakley herald. [volume] (Oakley, Idaho) 1908-1961, 1916-09-29
Way Out Of the Difficulty.

"Officer, what is the charge against
these two menu" asked the court.
Disturbing the peace by scuffling."
Your honor" piped one of the ac~
cused. I'VE wasn't scrappin'. | wu3
tellin' him bout a fight dat de Roos-
hans won, an he seq dat l didn't pro-
nounce de name right. Den l called
him liar, an den he hit me, an Il
hit him back. Dat wuz all, your
honor"
discharged. But hereafter when
you fellows have dispute about a
foreign name delete it. That's the
way the eensors do, and they never
get hit"
The Oakley herald. [volume] (Oakley, Idaho) 1908-1961, 1916-09-29

Lydia E. Pinkham's Vegetable Com
pound would cure it. 1t helped both
the Change of Life and the tumor and
when ! got home / did not need the doctor.
] took the Pinkham remedies until tho
tumor was gone, the doctor said, and I
have not felt it since. / tell every one
how 1 was cured. II this letter will
help others you are welcome to use it. :"
Mrs. E. H. BEAN, 525 Joseph Avenue,
Nashville, Tenn.
Lydia E. Pinkham's Vegetable Com
pound, a pure remedy containing the
extractive properties of good old fash
Toned roots and herbs, meets the needs
OF woman's system at this critical period
Of her life. Try it
III there Is any symptom In your
case which puzzles you, write to
the Lydia e. Pinkham Medicine
CO., Lynn. Mass.
The Oakley herald. [volume] (Oakley, Idaho) 1908-1961, 1916-09-29
CLEANSE THE PORES
OF Your Skin and Make Il Fresh and
Clear by Using Cuticura. Trial Free.

When suffering from pimples, black.
heads, redness or roughness, smear
the skin with Cuticura Ointment.
Then wash off with Cuticura Soap scd
hot water. These super-creamy emol-
lients do much for ,he skin because
they prevent pore clogging.
Free sample each by mail with Book.
Address postcard, Cuticura, Dept. L,
Boston. Sold everywhere.-Adv.
The Oakley herald. [volume] (Oakley, Idaho) 1908-1961, 1916-09-29
Both In Dancer.

At certain mill there is notice
on the elevator which reads as follows !:
"No one allowed to use this eleva-
tor except the man in charge. Any
one doing so will be discharged"
One morning Billy -, rather
witty fellow, was waiting to go I'D
from the second room, when who
should step off the elevator alone but
the manager.
Billy was stepping on to go up when
the manager turned round and said:
81 say, can't you read?"
"Yes," said Billy.
well, what does that notice say7"
asked the manager.
by gum, Wen both be sacked II
we're catched"
The Oakley herald. [volume] (Oakley, Idaho) 1908-1961, 1916-09-29
Nu. h1et~.e aQ.
Wire Fences Needed.

Woven wire fences are needed on
the well-kept dairy farm. If COW
once finds that she can get over an
old fence, there may be trouble for all
time.
The Oakley herald. [volume] (Oakley, Idaho) 1908-1961, 1916-09-29
s x x1 $H{ =

very large proportion of various
forms or Illness are only the inevitable
result of thinking the same thoughts
over and over till the mind is reduced
to a treadmill.-Lilian Whiting
The Oakley herald. [volume] (Oakley, Idaho) 1908-1961, 1916-09-29

w w VII ltlS. ~
keep him happy
and comfortable he
mist be refreshed
with proper drinks
and food. During
the heated season
the lemon is an In
valuable aid in pre-
pairing cool n &
The Oakley herald. [volume] (Oakley, Idaho) 1908-1961, 1916-09-29

AAAA ~ A0A - =
|child's head. The
doctor said it was
three years coming
and gave me medi-
cine for it until l
twas called away
from the city for
Is o m . ii me. OF
course l could not
lgo to him then. 30
my sisterin-law told
hne that she thought
The Oakley herald. [volume] (Oakley, Idaho) 1908-1961, 1916-09-29

peaches one cupfuI Of or
ange juice and a half
cupful of lemon juice. On
top sprinkle with chopped
pineapple and with pow
dered sugar.
Peach Sherbet.-Pare
and quarter enough ripe
peaches to make a quart.
Add to a quart of water
the rind of one lemon
and tN,Q falIc
The Oakley herald. [volume] (Oakley, Idaho) 1908-1961, 1916-09-29

Nothing is impossible. there are
ways which lead to everything: and
II we had sufficient will, we should al
ways have sufficient means.-LaRoche-
foucauld
The Oakley herald. [volume] (Oakley, Idaho) 1908-1961, 1916-09-29

David Guessferd, thirty years
mourned as dead, recently returned to
his parental home in Townsend Del.
The Oakley herald. [volume] (Oakley, Idaho) 1908-1961, 1916-09-29
Blissful Ignorance.

''How much does it cost you to run
this yacht, old chap?"
IF knew l wouldn't do it."-Life-
The Oakley herald. [volume] (Oakley, Idaho) 1908-1961, 1916-09-29
Work of TESTING Machine.

The testing machine is wedding out
more cows In this country than any
other agency.
The Oakley herald. [volume] (Oakley, Idaho) 1908-1961, 1916-09-29
SEASONABLE DISHES.

A delicious dessert of peaches Is
made by pouring over cut-up ripe
The Oakley herald. [volume] (Oakley, Idaho) 1908-1961, 1916-09-29
Obstacles.

Father-What are the relations bs-
tween you and Miss Darllngton7
Son-Her father and mother
The Oakley herald. [volume] (Oakley, Idaho) 1908-1961, 1916-09-29
FOOD FOR coNvALEscENr.

To keep a patient comfortable and
happy is no small part of the journey
The Oakley herald. [volume] (Oakley, Idaho) 1908-1961, 1916-09-29
HOW MRS, Bean
MET The CRISIS
Carried Safely Through Change
Of Life by Lydia F. PinkhAm's
Vegetable Compound.

Nashville, Tenn.-''When l was going
through the Change of Life had q tu-
The Oakley herald. [volume] (Oakley, Idaho) 1908-1961, 1916-09-29

Our work counts for more than our
talk.
The Oakley herald. [volume] (Oakley, Idaho) 1908-1961, 1916-09-29
What She Wanted.

Lydia Virginia was having her fifth
birthday prepared for her. Grandma
baked her birthday cake and made her
little sample cake. Lydia Virginia
on breaking the sample apart ex-
claimed; why, grandma, this Is nos
the kind of cake | want" Cues
TONED what kind she wanted. she an
swered: why, want my cake when
you cut piece of II to look like
spotted cat" Her grandma baked q
marble cake and when cut Lydia vir-
ginia was delighted, and said: This
Is 1t, grandma; this is the kind of q
cake | wanted. "-Cleveland Leader.
The Oakley herald. [volume] (Oakley, Idaho) 1908-1961, 1916-09-29
Never Can Ra Cured,

Poor quality la dairy products can
never Be cured
The Oakley herald. [volume] (Oakley, Idaho) 1908-1961, 1916-09-29

Nothing can be made out Of nothing.
The Oakley herald. [volume] (Oakley, Idaho) 1908-1961, 1916-09-29

The Only Way.
Teresa-The man | marry must be
bold and fearless.
Niola-Yes. dear; he must.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1916-02-17

mo. the blamed things screwed to the
floor. Wait till we get home"
But Laura--she seemed to believe
Don't worry; she's not roped in
that easy. Those girls are all in the
same company. She didn't want to
crab their spook party"
Then you mean there's nothing In
spiritualism? It's fake?"
Not SO fast. That's not what / said.
Men like Stead and William James be-
lieved in spiritualism; they weren't
takers by long shot. said that girl
next to you was pushing the table
for all she was worth. and helped her
do it. Here. waiter. get me an ash
tray"
Thoughtftlly Helen stirred the ice
In her claret lemonade. What II Miss
Dale was being deceived? 1t was Civ.
ing her something to hold to, for she
firmly believed that her guide" was
leading her on to success. Surely that
was q helpful delusion.
There's more nuts to the square
inch in New York" muttered Warren.
showing back his glass. You stack up
against a new crank every minute"
But, dear, II they think it's some.
thing to hold to-something to help
them get ahead
Rot. They'd get ahead darn sight
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1916-02-17
PRIMARY COSTS $1,000
AT WAYNE COUNTY POLLS

at $4,000 as election expenses in 1915.
II the primary election cost is any
ways near the estimates az made by
the state secretary, all Of this appro.
priaiton win be used up by the pri.
mary election, requiring an additional
appropriation OF at least $4,000 for the
general election.
All Of the work Of printing the bal
lot, furnishing the election parapher-
MALTA and the expense Of counting the
votes will fall on the county.
The chief cost In Wayne county will
be the extra expense of extra time for
election clerks. counters and the ex.
ira amount of printing tally sheets
and ballots resulting from the fact
that there are SO many candidates for
each office on the Republican ticket.
The county council will not be asked
to increase the appropriation before
the primary is held.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1916-02-17

dead easy!" Then to the waiter who
seated them, "One Scotch and split
soda and one claret lemonade"
Dear, what DO you meant" persist
ed Helen. "You made every one think
you believed IL!
Sure" coolly Il helped the game
along. I rocked that old table hard az
any, Of EN-"
Rocked? We only touched it with
the tips OF our fingers!"
Huh, that girl who sat by you
what's her name? Perry? Well. she
was pushing It to beat the band. Tell
that by her elbows. She knew was
on, all right, but she was quilting the
rest OF YOU"
But that Miss Dale. why, her whole
heart was IN It; any one could see
that She thinks Sarah Siddons' spirit
is directing her career"
THAT Perry girl may be dipping her.
shrugged Warren. "She's slick Gus
tome-."
.But Why should she! What has she
to gain?''
Search me. Maybe they're all fool
ing themselves, at that. But you no
ticed when they took their hands off
the old table didn't bulge"
"Yet how COULD they move tie
table with just their finger tips?'
Look here, I'll show YOU" Warren
placed his fingers on the cafe table.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1916-02-17

her. Last month she sent me a letter
In her own handwriting-thrOu a
Chicago medium"
That's interesting" Warren's voice
was suspiciously grave.
isn't it," eagerly. II know it's genu-
inc. but I'd just like to compare it with
her signature. Where do you suppose
could see one?"
.Atathe Lenox Library" Warren
suggested. They'd have at least fac
simile of Mrs. Siddon's writing
"Oh, never thought of that. I'll
take It there tomorrow"
Il feel a new guide" breathed Miss
Perry. TITS lowering about Mrs. Cur
tbs. Is that right?" to the table. do
Yes? Very well. Now do ask some
thing" turning to Helen.
will we be able to go to Europe
this year," asked Helen, in an awed
voice.
One short knock-"No."
"Oh!" disappointedly. Then will we
go next year?"
A succession Of knocks-"Yes."
"Now, Mr.. Curtis, it's your turn. y
urged Miss Perry.
Helen feared some cynical moment,
but Warren asked quite seriously,
will Mrs. Curtis and l make this trip
together"
The answer was an emphatic Eyes. "
"Oh, did you think of taking 1t with
some one else?" laughed Laura.
Just as well to have the informa-
ton while it's on tap"
More questions were asked and
promptly answered. Then Warren sug-
gested that they try lifting the table
from the floor by merely holding their
hands over it-not touching it.
"That can be done, but I'm afraid
we're not clairvoyant enough for 1t
tonight" objected Miss Perry hastily.
Still Warren insisted that they try
It, Raising their hands from the Ia
BILE, they held them few inches above
It. But the table, without even a re-
sponsive tremor. remained obstinate
ly on the floor.
ITS no use," Miss Perry 'nervously
protested. I'VE all have to be very
closely enrapt with our guide for that
demonstration. You can understand
that, can't you, Mr.. Curtis?"
Perfectly"
Laura, showing back the table now
got out box OF ginger waters which
she laughingly passed as refresh
ments."
They were talking Of other things
now, of the movies" Of the effect of
the war on the picture business. But
Helen, still athrill with the wonder of
table rapping sat absently crumbling
her cracker.
1--WE never seen anything Of the
kind before" she confided to Miss
Dale when they rose to go. 1T was
very, very interesting"
"I'm glad you enjoyed it. You must
come to our room some evening; it's
just across the hall, and it's larger
than Laura's, Sometimes we have Mr..
Martin; he's very clairvoyant. Last
week the table almost walked up the
WALL" ~.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1916-02-17
COMMIT TEE FAvoRS
HURTY'S new PLAN


The report of DIR. j. c. Perry, the
government health expert, relative to
the health conditions in Richmond,
and his recommendations for remedy.
ing them, will be considered further
by the public health committee OF the
Commercial club before a meeting
will be called to formulate q plan OF
campaign to accomplish the ends sug
gested by the expert The commit
tee will recommend to the board OF
directors OF the club that support be
given DR.. j. M. Hurry, secretary OF
the state board OF health. in his pro
posed bill at the next state legislature
for the employment Of all-time health
officers in counties and all cities more
than 10000 inhabitants.
A mass meeting will be called In
the interests of the movement as soon
as the suggestions have been consid
cred by the board of directors.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1916-02-17
SkIDDINC MACHINE
HuRLS Three men
DOWN STEEP BANK

William Bailey, manager OF the
Richmond Home Telephone company
Walter Lewis, local attorney and Will
lam Hatfield, employee of the Rettig &
Johnson Ice company. narrowly es-
capped serious injury Wednesday after.
noon in an automobile accident near
Fountain City. The men were riding
In Hatfield's automobile on road west
Of Fountain City when it skidded from
the road. falling down five foot
embankment.
The car turned over on It's side
throwing all three men out. None Of
them were injured with the exception
Of slight scratches and bruises. The
car skidded as they approached q
bridge. The radiator Of the car struck
the end Of the bridge. It 1t had gone q
few feet further it would have prob
ably plunged down deeper embank
ment.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1916-02-17
ST, JOHNS GIVES
NEW MINISTER

A play entitled THE New Minister
will be presented by the Luther
League Of st. Johns church on the
evenings OF March and Q. The play
is q humorous story Of the arrival OF
the new minister to his new field o.
labor. All the funny things that hap
pen when the new minister comes t.
town are presented. The cast follows
Rev. Homer Alexander Brown. Ray
Duning; Prof. Topnote; George Horn
ing: Cresencdo Flat, Herman. Pilgrim
Ralph Bunter. Roland Zimmerman;
Seth Perkins. Paul Feeger; Daisy
Loyejoy. Ruth Zimmerman; Qdelia
Hasbeen, Bertha Kemper: PetuRia
Pimples, Mrs. Ray Duning; Uncle
Alec, Harry Schuerman; Augusta
Wind, Mrs. Herman Pilgrim; Mrs. De
Lancey, Mrs. George Schwenke; Hen
rietta, Bertha Baumgartner.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1916-02-17
Helen and Warren Series;
Story of Their Married Life

Are these your ruhbers?" asked
Laura. "You can sit there on the bed
and put them on.
Be careful, you'll tear your dress on
that trunk. This room isn't what you'd
call spacious. Our next seance," laugh.
ingly, wed better hold in Miss
Dale'ss ROOM" xSsss ssSs q s
When they reached the Street. War
rem took Helen firmly by the arm and
guided her straight towards glitter
ing cafe sign.
Come in here After that bug party
/ want good stiff drink-and want
1t quick"
"Oh, it was all so strange! don't
know what to Think"
Huh, about the rawest fake / ever
saw pulled off,
why, dear, how could they fake it?
We saw the table move.''
"Oh. Lord!" groaned Warren as they
entered the crowded cafe. you're