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The Bemidji daily pioneer. [volume] (Bemidji, Minn.) 1904-1971, 1916-10-21

faint I got the full ner-pail's?
axes Wudthrow, anxious like. AL
that's forgot the first two year and
q half says House pleasantly. ''Aint
I KEEP EN- out o. warp axes Wudthrow.
Part o. tn time,' says House rubin
his left shin wild the felt-slipper on
his right foot. 'Aint my voice orr
greatest liquid assetY axes Wilson
earnestly. It's some voice. says House,
but lot " suckers can't tell a asset
firm an li'bility, the Colonel says &
F. e :F'what are We drivin' at says
Wilson, four tlushipg a little. t'S%
F ":Arre ye watchin' the striker says
House. Half a millyun votes might
be useful says House, tiptoeln' out
through the dure, an clOsin' ut hehind
him. ID" [..E@.,
teWell, Sir. he left -Wudthrow sunk
in profound miditashun. At last he
spakes. Il hear he says, in low
sweet tone that vice ~ the people,
which is to me as the vice of a Car
negie .Penshun.' Oh he says thrill
lin In ivry nerve, must indade sacry-
ice wan more IDOL says he, ON the
altar " me Counthry!'.. says Wud-
throw.
"'Was not the Wan Turn Plank be
says; AN the Sugar Tax he says );
AN the Tariff for Rev'noo,' he says;
AN all me friends, beside says he,
sixteen per'fy good Mexican Policies
was not all thin enoughY he axes
in agony. But will purge me Heart
iv ivry pers'nal fought says he,
startin' for bed. An before he re-
tires, he takes Heart Purge iv his
own invinshun the way it IL wurk
while he sleeps. dinnaw f'what the
purge is. IT'S secret.
I'm the morn he was puzzled. He
wanted a great sacryfise of pur-
rinciple, dear to his heart, but he'd
used most Nv thin already, an he felt
that this was no time for second hand
or slightly damaged sacryfises. So
he sends for House. Colonel says
he, 'F'what pur-rinciple d'yr think
wud be an acceptable sacryise in this
great morel imargincyT he axes
anxiously.
whisper says the Colonel. And
he said wan wurd in Wudthrow's ear,
and faded silently away through the
dure.
For wan instant Wudthrow stud
spellbound. Thin he burst into a
whoop; "The RAN in the Bushes
cries he wild tears ~ ~.
..'T'was an impressive ceremony
The Bemidji daily pioneer. [volume] (Bemidji, Minn.) 1904-1971, 1916-10-21
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dflNNEGAN'S. PHIL S0PHYs
-,a,s PuroinQ the Heart. rs

80 A.%tSI.'Nt tIs if5Lil tSLr- iBSEt' 8iisAf
~ Yes sir. He's like. the patrita1r'c H.,
Which " them1' All iv them. He
smites the Civil Service Rock and re-
freshin' jobs gushes foorth for thursty
but fdishurvin' aDimycrats. He blows
on horn, an ivrythin' falls for ut.
II tie people can him liver SO soft.
Little Samuel had no quicker ear. An
dbr sacryfcin' what's dear to his heart,
Abraham had nawthin' on him. Sure
he is Dimocricy's shield an exceedin'
great reward. .s
"Trs his Presbytaryan bringin' up,
I'm thinkin.' Furst he adopts policy;
thin he tthries to justify it, thin he
sanctifies 1t wild phrase, while choir
Nv Dishurvin Dimmycrats sings .
hymn, An there ye are. Justification,
Adoption an Sankty- fcashun.
1.-The choir med great harmony whin
Jim Smith, George Harvey an Bill
Brine was all in ut. But wan be wan
their vices cracked an they passed out
Nv the life " the great 1daylist.
Harvey went back to edith an Bill
Brine whit in search Nv the Howly
Kale. McC0mbs was canned, because
him an Billy McAdoo cuddent sing a
duet, an Oscar Underwood was weak
on Tariff ragtime. But Wudthrow die
orated thin all. Wild fwhat say We?
Wild the Order " the Double Cross.
Ohio. mind well the time at the
Manhattan Club, whin he kissed Brine
an kicked Harvey wild wan motion.
Now the choir has what Wudthrow
calls the vital stuffs iv life Stone an
AcAdoo; Danyiels an Jim Ham Lewis,
wild Reddeld for the high falsetto.
|Wudthrow sits wild his hands crossed
while the stuffs sings songs iv praise,
an Col. House winds the Victhrola.
"Wudthrow is fond " music. but
Colonel House himself Is the Quiet
man. Faith av he danced a Clog On
4 Washbiler ye'd niver hear a sound.
well, wan night in August the
Colonel come tiptOein' in through the
basement dure. j..
SLOWS the game, ColonelT says
,Wudthrow. $685. the Colonel says.
,'Ye might round up few more votes,'
says he, scratchin' his ear wild an
absent air.
The Bemidji daily pioneer. [volume] (Bemidji, Minn.) 1904-1971, 1916-10-21
Easily Settled.

BE easy, said rich merchant to
fault finding son-in-1aw, who was per-
petually Fostering him with complaints
of bis wife's shortcomings. las her
behavior is SO into1erab1e, viii alter
my will and cut her off with a shilling"
The old man heard no more of his
daughters ratings. e~~4''a. .-~.r...,,.-->,~
The Bemidji daily pioneer. [volume] (Bemidji, Minn.) 1904-1971, 1916-10-21

Leather bottles, or black Jacks, were
common in Europe two centuries ago.
The bottles were often made Of one
skin doubled up and closely stitched
together, leaving an aperture. for. the
neck. The stopper was made Of wood.
horn or old leather. good deal of
care was required in the preparation
ct the leather, which had to be oiled
and worked with hammers to make 1t
supple and then washed with a I've. 80;
that all the fmpurity was entirely re-
moved, leaving the leather clean and
cry. No moisture Of air had any effect
On III q
The Bemidji daily pioneer. [volume] (Bemidji, Minn.) 1904-1971, 1916-10-21

whin the sacryase was solemny-ised
at the Capitol.
"The pro ission started f'om the
White House wild the Prisidint walkin'
ahead carryin' the Ram in wan hand
an box iv Safety-First matches in
tn other. He was followed by coon
;;bearin' four gold pans,r and behind
came four Union Chiefs ridin' on milk
white, steeds followed be a group iv
Railroad Prisidints, Stock Holders,
Farmers, Shippers and Consumers,
loaded wild chains. After a short SER
mon to Congress on 'Purg1n' the
Heart the Prisidint laid the Ram on
tn altar, an imppriss1ve5ly7 stabbed It
wild the four gold pens while the choir
sang Holy, Holy, Holy, The Prisi-
dint handed the gold pens to the four
chiefs wild q bow; Jim Ham lit the
wood .an' wiped u; tie iss blood, an the
sacryfse wax complete.
"'W hat was the Ramp say ye. Twas
a pet haste Wqdthrow used to gfaze
in the White House lawn. Twas tn
Idol iv his heart. He named it Arbi-
rashun. tt was the Ram, an all the
people was the goat" 49,, ~
The Bemidji daily pioneer. [volume] (Bemidji, Minn.) 1904-1971, 1916-10-21
A Clean Record,

01oan Hecoru. -,
What makes links so proud Of his
ancestors? I~never heard any Of them
did anything"
"Thfat's xactly the point. So many
persons ancestors did do things which,
got them into trouble with the police"
Richmond Times Dispatch. :'"'
The Bemidji daily pioneer. [volume] (Bemidji, Minn.) 1904-1971, 1916-10-21
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Rise 4 Little Hiqher.

+ Those who i've on the mountains
have g longer day than those who live
In the valleys. Sometimes all we need
to brighten our day is to rise a little
higher. .a4t1!.1!.tls. ag.. 4Mgqs i
The Bemidji daily pioneer. [volume] (Bemidji, Minn.) 1904-1971, 1916-10-21
HAROLD kNuTS0N =: :
Republican Candidate did, for
Congress

Has been endorsed by cooperative
creamery associations, labor and bust
ness men. He was raised On a farm
IN Sherburne county, later published
the Royalton Banner and Foley hide
pendent; president Northern Mime
sofa Editorial association, secretary to
finance committee Northern Minneso-
ia Development association, and for
three winters accompanied the Mime
sato exhibit car through the Central
states advertising Minnesota and her
resources. He has always been q
booster for Minnesota.
HIS PLATFORM.
Eliminate profit in war by having
government manufacture all war ma.
terial. -. - -.
Protect American farmer, labor and
business man by enacting a. tariff law
that will insure their prosperity.
Legislation that will contribute to
the social and economic welfare Of
those who toll.
Lower the price of gasoline by en-.
acting a liberal law allowing anyone
to engage in the manufacture of de.
natured alcohol.
Legislation that will protect tbs
dairying interests.
Federal aid in preventing overflow
Of agricultural lands in Northern Min.
nesota by means of dams, etc.
Maintain rural mail service at high.
est point Of efficiency.
Regulation of public utilities.
Honesty, efficiency and economy in
conduct Of government.
Please bear in mind that there arc
two candidates with same surname
running for congress. ~ - u.s.
VOTE !''l'l: i. FOR OR HAROLD kNu1soN
for congress-. He.is thezRspubI,can
> nominee. ~
prepared by F. J. Thielman, st.
Cloud, Minn:)5
Honolulu star-bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1912-2010, 1916-11-18
PACKARD Bodies
ATTRACT BUYERS
FOR THIS YEAR
Eleven Enclosed Body Styles in
New Packard Series: All
Are of Finest Finish

Tie appearance OF the Packard
Twin SIX enclosed ears in the posses
sion OF owners who have put them into
use recently calls attention TO the
sumptuousness and luxury now attacn-.
ing to motor coach work of the high
est class. .. @... 4= .e.s
There are II enclosed body STYLES
in the new Packard series taking IN
the l26-inch and the 13-rinch wheel
base. These range from the three
passenger coupe To the limOusines
and Iandaulets with capacity for car
rying seven passengers.
The fine finish of the exterior. the
handsome metal trimmings and the
low. graceful lines are particularly
noticeable. The enclosed cars all sug-
gest roominess and the feature OF
comfort raised to the point of luxury.
The interior proves an added delight.
The plated upholstery of gray limou-
sine cloth. a special wooden texture is
particularly suited to the interior of
an enclosed car. Or the purchaser
may have his choice of many rich
fabrics which include exclusive
weayes. The seats are lower, more
spacious and comfortable because of
the new type Of upholstery springs
used in the new Packard. Waltham
speedometers and clocks are standard
equipment on all Packard carriages.
A handsome travelling watch is also
furnished for convenience of occu-
pants of rear seat in double compart-
ment bodies
The window regulators. hidden
pockets filled with small articles of
convenience for passengers, silken
curtains. thick. soft carpet-all are
details of luxury which is made COM
plete by the silky smoothness of the
Twin Six Engine, and the sense of
security given by sturdiness of con-
struction.
Honolulu star-bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1912-2010, 1916-11-18
SCHOOL DAYS AT PACKARD
PLANT PROVE SUCCESSFUL

Thirty statesmen from points as
widely separated as New York and
Boise, Idaho, recently ended a week
study in the carriage sales school at
the Packard factory in Detroit
Classes were called to order promptly
at 9 every morning and continued with
only brief recesses until nightfall, on
two nights of the five there we're
evening sessions. The faculty of the
school comprised experts in manufac.
turing and distribution, and the course
in general was administered by o. L.
Brown. field representative.
The students made special studies
of the manufacturing division, forge,
foundry, heat-treating plant and chernt
cal laboratory, and the service of the
truck manufacturing divisions of the
factory. For laboratory work they
we're given a series of questions and
sent into the plant to discover for
themselves the correct answ er6.
Honolulu star-bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1912-2010, 1916-11-18
"a FRIEND IN NEED
is A FRIEND INDEED


1t was not so long ago that trucks
were often calling upon horses for
assistance in awkward situations and
still this occasionally happens. The
ether day, however, the writer notice
peculiar case in which the driver
OF small truck assisted quickly and
without the use of chains or ropes a
horse-drawn vehicle that was in troa.
ble. The wagon was heavily loaded.
The two horses were absolutely dn.
able to negotiate a grade. although
the street was good pavement and
the grade was not very stiff one.
A lumber wagon driver disconnected
his horses and attached them to the
load. However, this was not suff;-
cient. A passing truck driver, MOTTO
ing the difficulty, told him to discon.
rect his horses, instantly backed his
truck up to the back of the wagon
and backed up the incline, pushing
the whole outfit to the top of the hill
in less time than it takes to tell It.
He then turned around and went on
his way, not having had even to get
off the seat or make connection u
any kind To the other vehicle,
Honolulu star-bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1912-2010, 1916-11-18
AMERICAN AUTO
LAUGHED At BY
SOUTH america

RIO DE JANEIRO, Brazil, Nov II.
American businessmen here who re-
Gently formed a strong chamber of
ing the laSge share of the trade which
the war in Europe has thrown from
the. old continent rivals into their
hands, were chagrined at the appear
ance of large advertisement in one
of the principal journals of this city
few days ago which caused much
merriment in the commercial circles
OF their English, French. German,
Italian, Portuguese and Dutch rivals.
The advertisement was a large dis
play telling in detail of the merits of
well known make of American auto
mobile. 1t was set forth in correct
Portuguese, the language of the coun-
try, and would have been a good trade
pul.er but for the last line which read:
Agent for Brazil, Mr. A. Blank, Quito,
Ecuador"
On the maps the straight-line dis
lance between Rio de Janeiro and
Quito has not much more than the APP
pearance of good broad jump; on the
trade routes over which a letter must
Journey between these two points the
distance is approximately 5000 miles
each way. Calculating on reasonably
close rail and steamship connections
four months would elapse between the
time the prospective Brazilian buyei
posted and received reply for an order
or inquiry. European competitors with
agents and displays on the spot would
enjoy most obvious advantage.
Distances in South America are
great and are seldom realized by the
North American who is much raore
used to vast stretches than is his
European rival In the case of the let
ter cited above, it would have to GO
from Rio de Janeiro to New York
by steamer distance of 4776 miles,
thence 1872 miles southwark TO Colon
90 miles across the Canal Zone S35
miles down the west coast. of South
America to Guayaquil, Ecuador. and
finally 210 miles inland to the high
plateau city of Quito The return trim
would be over the same route for
mails are not carried southwark to
buenos Aires and over the Andes for
this part of the continent. and even
II they were. the distances still wouId
be so great as to make the American
automobile advertisers proposition
ridiculous.
Honolulu star-bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1912-2010, 1916-11-18

The department of commerce an
rounced it is preparing to send to
South America moving picture films
showing United States industries in
nneratinn
Honolulu star-bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1912-2010, 1916-11-18
'CASCARETS' SET
YOUR LIVER AND
BOWELS right
They're Fine! Don't Remain
Bilious, Sick, Headachy
and ConStipated
Best for Colds, Bad Breath,
Sour Stomach; Children
Love Them
Get a 1O-eent box now.

Be cheerful, Clean up inside to,
night and feel fine. Take Cascarets to
liven your liver and clean the bowels
and stop headaches, a bad cold, bill.
BUSINESS, offensive breath, coated
tongue, sallowness, sour stomach and
gases. Tonight take Cascarets and
enjoy the incest, gentlest liver and
bowel cleansing you ever experienced.
Wake up feeling grand-Everybody's
doing it. Cascarets best laxative for
children also.-Adv. -.
Honolulu star-bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1912-2010, 1916-11-18

Alex Tiionartis, a Lithuanian, "a
years Old, committed suicide by hang
ing recently at Ansonia. He used a
leather belt and neektie in order to
strange himself
Honolulu star-bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1912-2010, 1916-11-18

Every morning at roll call there was
review of the previous days work.
and at each review the best reply VS.
formulated and noted fer the sales
mans future guidance
Belington progressive. [volume] (Belington, W. Va.) 1912-1927, 1916-08-03
EVENING
9EAIR TALE 81
b. NARY GRAHAM BONNER
cHIPMUNk's ADVENTURE.

Little Chippy Chappy had been
the name given to Mrs. Chipmunk's
youngest Son." said Daddy. HE was
very fine Son, and Mrs. Chipmunk
was very, very proud of him. In the
first place he was most beautifully
marked and all the other Chipmunks
from far and near came TO see the fine
markings on his little soft. furry body.
And his tail was very bushy and full.
Altogether he was a beautiful Chip
munk and it wasn't surprising in the
slightest degree that Mrs. Chipmunk
should be so proud of him.
But alas and alack !, all the Chip
hunks around told Chippy Chappy
how wonderful he was. They not only
told him he was beautiful, but they
told him he was very wise and clever
and smart. Now, he wasn't so very
smart If the truth is to be told
strangely enough he was not in the
least bit conceited about his beauty,
but the minute he was told he was
clever and smart he whisked his tail
about and made up his mind to have
some wonderful adventures so he
could prove to all the other Chip
hunks that he was even cleverer than
they thought.
ut was a fine sunny morning when
Chippy Chappy started off on his first
adventure. He thought he would take
trip so he could relate how the
world looked to him. On and on he
scampered and ran feeling ever so well
on such perfect day.
"He hadn't gone very far when he
saw some Pear trees that looked quite
nice. so he hurried to the orchard
where they were. Up the first tree he
scrambled and then when he had
taken some delicious bites of the
juicy Pear from that tree he jumped
across to the next one, where the
Pears looked even better.
But down on the earth. from out
of a nearby farmhouse came a Cat
stroling along. In the Cats eyes
were hungry CLEANS as he caught
sight of little Chppy Chappy.
eyes muttered the Cat to himself
the Cook didn't give me good break
Belington progressive. [volume] (Belington, W. Va.) 1912-1927, 1916-08-03

Lemon Jelly With Apples.-This is a
delicious dish to serve as accempani-
ment to roast fowl. Cut good-flayored,
firm apples in quarters or eighths and
cook in hot sirup until tender; then
place in a fancy dish and pour over
a lemon jelly and set away to mold.
When unmolded and chilled it makes
a most attractive dish.
College Sandwiches.-To those who
have never tried these nourishing
dainties, there is something to look
forward to. Spread peanut butter on
two half cakes of sweet chocolate and
put together in the form of a sand
which.
Lempinor Sauce.-This is an I'M
usual sauce to use for steamed pud-
ding. Beat an egg and add brown
sugar enough to make it of the con-
sistency of hard sauce, then flavor
with few drops of lemon, pineapple
and orange extract
Banana Whip.-Mash six ripe ba-
nanas with cupful of graduated
sugar, the juice of lemon and pint
OF whipped cream, WIN NdHilia 10
taste. Mash the bananas, add the
sugar and the lemon juice, put over the
fire until the sugar is dissolved, but
do not boil add a fourth of tea
spoonful of vanilla and put aside to
cool. When cold fold in the whipped
cream, which has been sweetened with
two teaspoonfuls of sugar and few
drops of vanilla. Beat together care
fully and serve in sherbet cups gar
nished with chopped walnuts.
Lemon Ice.-Take three pints Of
water, the juice of six lemons, three
Belington progressive. [volume] (Belington, W. Va.) 1912-1927, 1916-08-03
4uh, uh-r.r-r!" shrieked the chipmunk

u,
fast today. The milk was poor and
the bacon was wretched-not crisp
and nice the way / should have it.
But never mind, / shall make up for
it now. 1 have been thinking for a
long time that my digestion wasn't
good. It's eating the same things all
the time. / must have change of
food-that'S what / must have
''And the Cat went quietly along.
Soon he was under the Pear tree, and
looked up. He was wondering
whether to climb up the tree right
away or to wait little while-if he
waited the Chipmunk would taste
even better-but still he was hungry
nowl For the Cat was thinking of
poor little Chippy Chappy as his new
breakfast.
"Chippy Chappy saw the Cat below
the trees, but it was the first time he
had ever seen Cat You see, he had
never been out without his family,
and ne had only been in the world
such a very, very short time that he
didn't know that there were many
dangerous things he must not have
anything to do with. He expected the
Cat to admire him, for, of course, he
was used to nothing else but praise.
"'Well,' he said in a very friendly
way, I don't know who you are o.
what you are, but I'd like to be
friends and have you tell me how
beautiful and smart / am
1.-THE Cat grinned-a big, broad grin.
He simply had never had such funny
thing happen in all his life. You're
beautiful, but you don't know a thing
mot a thing-not even Cat-you
should have known me without being
told-most Of your family do. You're
very, very stupid But then the Cat
said, Meow for the Chipmunk did
look very delicious And up the tree
he went, caught hold of the Chip
hunks bushy tail and dragged him
down to the earth.
'Uh--Uh-r-r-r shrieked the Chip
munk. And just then a Fairy hap
pened near.
"'Oh, King Thunderp the Fairy
shouted. Come, come quick And
a Sudden crash of Thunder came so
suddenly that the Cat dropped Chippy
Chappy Another clap of Thunder
came and then flash of Lightning
and terrible storm arose
Hurry away, ChiDpy Chappy,' said
the Fairy, and off he scampered to his
home. His family nursed his poor,
hurt tail, but they told him never
again to forget that beauty and wis
dom were the same, for he still had
lots, lots to learn before he'd be
wise."
Belington progressive. [volume] (Belington, W. Va.) 1912-1927, 1916-08-03
Exaooeration.

Jcrolomon G. Woodford, textile
expert, was talking about the giant
chemical trust just formed in Ger
many.
TRUSTS don't dc the HARM he said,
that they are popularity supposed TO
do. There's a lot Of ridiculous exag-
gerntion in this trust octopus talk. IL
reminds one of the girls on the sea
voyage who wrote:
"srhat day frightfnl tempest burst
upon us, but | resolved to stay on deck.
even though the wind Increased to
such terrible hurricane that IT was
only with the greatest difficulty could
keep up my parasol'
Belington progressive. [volume] (Belington, W. Va.) 1912-1927, 1916-08-03

blespoonfuls of butter, add a table,
spoonful of flour and brown thorough
ly. Add one-half teaspoonful of
chopped mint and two cupfuls of
cooked, chopped lamb stir for min
ute to mix, then add two cupfuls Of
stock and cook until the sauce has
thickened. Season and serve in a
rice border.
Cherry Pie With Rose Leaves
Line deep pie dish with rice pastry.
Fill with ripe stoned cherries, add a
cupful of sugar and tablespoonful
of -four; spread over top the petals
from two or three roses, cover with
crust and bake. Serve cold the same
day 1t is baked.
Cream Of Pea Soup.--Cook thorough
ly one and a half cupfuls of shelled
peas. Brown a slice of onion in one
tablespoonful of butter, add the peas,
one teaspoonful of salt, two teaspoon
fuls of sugar, one sprig of mint and
one-half bay leaf. Simmer % min
utes or until tender, then press through
sieve. Scald three cupfuls Of milk.
Mix two tablespoonfuls each of but
ter and flour together, then add lit
tie milk, stir until smooth and add to
the remainder of the milk. Stir and
cook until thick, add cupful Of
cream and the PURGE Of peas. Season
to taste, using parsley or celery salt
or both If liked. 0ne-fourth of a cup
full of finely chopped almonds is most
agreeable addition to all cream soups
Add for variety a cupful of finely
shredded lettuce to the soup just be.
fore serving.
Nut croquettes.--Chop cupful OF
pecans or walnuts. add a pint oil
mashed potatoes, the yolks of two
eggs, teaspoonful of salt, one oil
onion juice, one tablespoonful o.
| chopped parsley, dash of red pepper
and a pinch of grated nutmeg. Mi1
and shape in cylinder forms. Beat
! the whites of the eggs, add two table
spoonfuls of water, dip the croquettes
In egg, then in crumbs and fry in hot
| fat Serve with seasoned peas.
Dreamed Sweetbreads. Parboi
them and carefully pick out ever,
bit of fiber; then prepare rich white
sauce, seasoned with touch of onion
juice. Fill patty shells with the sauce
mixed with the sweetbreads.