Honolulu star-bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1912-2010, 1916-08-21
THEY HAD BEYER
BUT LANDED IN
CELLAR; MED|CS
st. Louis Crew Defeats Clinics;
Reefs Good Name for
Sailor; He Hits EN-
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l. FORT SKATER, Aug. 19.-Oh that
the navy should treat them so! But
the ST Louis, world tourists diagnosed
the trouble with the artists of the
iodine brush as general debility" and
they put the bandage twisters on a
slim diet of a blank score, while the
Pearl Harborites heaved away "HO,
yo, ho!" until they stole six from the
sticks" of the hospital team. The
team of the medicos is new, but after
this attack from the salt sea boys"
they ought to hold a consultation,
bandage. up the weak spots in the
team, isolate the mo goods" and In
noculate the team with a little pep"
end much knowledge and take a it,
tie tonic called "sportmanship," and
they will classify as graduates of base
ball
The. get-together spirit Of the roll
ing tars was a pretty feature of the
game and the way they rendered I'M
nune many fast speeding microbe
whipped from stretcher handles in the
hands Of the hospital batters and the
spirit in which they protected the
unnecessary violence made Secretary
Daniels pets win out with ease. They
stood by gun and rudder and With
timely hit and classic fielding tore
the victory dreamed of by the
"calomel singers" into strips of plss-
ter Reefs took a reef in his belt
and launched out three hits into the
deep green sea which counted for
two runs in the final wigwdg: Angle
ABLY helped him and Kept angling
away until he had two bites. I mean
hlts. and added one run to the final
mess, But iWhatscould the medicinal
exponehts do WITH =. team that head.
ed eft with the namesake of the next
president, / mean if Hughes is it,
ana when they, shad a Skillman a
Murray HILL" TIE Duke OF York and
Gamer. which means "one who
l. ;fkes goose Of you," on The team
WAY IT is impossible A team will,
names like that St Louis aggresaIio1
ought to go into the scenario busi.
ness and outpoint the Jokes of
Charlie Chaplin. Gamer, he goose
herder, certainly did make the goose
eggs develop from the sticks of Tho
prescription filters. He never grew
pale at any stage Of the game. prob
ABLY because of the Jennings trick
Vi always warming up a rival on the
sloe lines. Gamer made nine knights
nospltallfer seasicK with his sta
breeze arms, SO tina. they went into
the sick ward to have their ewes OK.
amined, and he only Permitted six
hlts IN order % test his jolly Ship
mates fielding ability.
Hanna, Easy Mark" Hanna. With
all his defeat. retired ~ healthy sail
ois to the sick bay and only allowed
seven hits, but one was two leagues
long and tue Other swat three fathGms
deep. But you know how the doc
Tors always disagree so the team
back OF Pitcher Hanna never agreed
In consultation VITA the Operdt.
ing doc" Of the mound and they al
ways dropped the case" OF the pa
tient ball kicked, or well, what's
the use, they lost the game. kaufman
certainly was a cool man" for the
pnysIc mixers and he and his wife,
Hanna, get Aearly all the hits for the
NEEDS, although Lambert did lam"
one out for pretty single, but the
cruiserites always put such hits in
the brine to pickle at the right tine
III the right way and they never de.
feloped into runs but turned into
the. goose eggs of our merry" story.
They say that the soldiers of the
lancet and rforceps never make real
soldiers, so they disputed the author
ity OF his imperial majesty the Jump"
and when he said NO! Nix! Nein!
Mott" they still howled, and if the
swab the deck boys had not been such
good sports the game would have
ended in rumpus IN the last inning
on decision as tc whether a runner
did or did not interfere with a nan
feeling for a PLANETARY spers. Don't
play the jumps decision! Play the
game!
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