Honolulu star-bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1912-2010, 1916-01-01

| peace-in me desire, as ! began, I
instil in thin til principles av non
| resistance an brotherly love, ] was
maxim a spach, jist out av New York,
somethin' like this, wan day:
"Gintlmin," ! begins, "tis a CRATE
mishun we have. We ARE here as
emisarries av providence, representa-.
tives> av tn American people, an
boosters for the Ford autymobyle, t
sthop this conflic' in Europe If we
had ben mor're aided" ! says, "be
thin that should. tn load FIR us would
have been lighter, but as il is we mus
do tn work. alone We ar'rc mere [
bring tn byes out ay tn trinChes,"
says, "usin' due economy" ! says, "as
We all are kin'ly allowin' me { be tn
goat be payin' all EXPENSES out av tn
money ! have armed by tn hard
work. av me min-and tn min that
buys For'rds AN judicious advertiser.
But" | says, I'VE mus have unity.
Thin | mentions Mr.. Brine"
I'VE ARE here" says wan nv th'
Numbers av me expedishun, that /
don't min tellin' We, King, is about as
well provided wit brains as Docthor
Cook is wit recommendation FIR
thruth an veracity. FIR peace" he
says, IAN Misther Brine bein' iE sym
pathy, feel it me jooty L say that
he has always been at tn head ay tn
peace movement-whin not al tn end
av some ticket he was runnin' FIR Of
flee on-an' ] myself bein' wan that
wants t see tn fellowship ay man,
an bein sthrong FIR Misther Brine. he
says, while / wouldn't do nothin' t
mar tn serenity ay this CRATE journey
in tn cause av peace, | am compelled
t state" he says, that av anyone
says anythin' agin Misther Brine
will take him out on tn poop deck"
he says, AN punch his face"
'Gintlimin," | remarks in reply, let
us have quiet on this thrip. Let us
dwell in amity," | says, IAN have no
quarrels Meself, ! am lover av
peace an want no throuble,' says,
"but av it's boun' t come" | says, Il
am here t bet two t wan kin knock
out the gint that jist spoke inside five
reun's."
Lost Championship.
Twas mos unpleasant incident,
king. but | wisht We had been there
& see me thrim him. Later on" he
says, "I'll admit / los tn champeen-
ship av tn boat on wan occasion whin
/ got this sinner, but" he says,
:" 'twould not have been, only whin
holdin' a peace conference in the din
in room a fight come off an ! was
weakened be bein' struck in tn head
wit wather decanter befur're got
tn black eye. But / can prove" he
says, Il put two av thin roughnecks
out befur're .hey got me down an
punched me head agin tn flure."
"Ye ARE a crate man, Misther
Ford says tn king, an | hopes t
time | whit home, as | have t stop
on tn way an see can | stan tn
butcher off for steak FIR me ole lady
an meself tonight, me bills bein'
slightly benin since tn kingin' bust
ness become so onremuneratiye, and
ay we've another four bits" he says,
. twould be much obliged I'd be for
a little increase ay tn loan. Fer me-
self, too, am hopin' FIR tn establish
ment av permanent peace at an early
date, only befur're it comes" he says.
Il hopes me lads in the trinches will
lick the eneminy bad enough I git a
good indemnity FIR me country and
meself Otherwise it looks like hard
winter ahead and me Goals not in.
Where is the peace ship now?' ask
ed the Rookie, doubtful If Kelley knew
anything about it,
It's in Copenhagen, think" Kel-
ley said. "Th' las official reports
had av it. wan woman had lef after a
small row, tn cook was undher arres /
Ter assault an tn Numbers av tn dep
ldashun was on TIL verge av mutiny
Or enlistin' in wan or tn nothing av tn
hostile armies They was aither
about as welcom' in Copenhagen as
Docthor Cook would be av he'd drift
N an thry to git tn king t hang an
1ther laurel wreath on him be tell
n him he'd foun' tn north pole agin.
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