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Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1916-07-13
kuGEL PROPOSES TO
FORBID sEARcHLlGHrs.

City Commissioner Kugel in
PRODUCED an ordinance in yester-
days council meeting fordbiding
the use of spot or search lights
on automobiles travelling on bmnl-
evard or paved streets. and re-
quired that two headlights be
maintained. one on each side
World-Herald.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1916-07-13
Constipation and Indigestion.

81 have used Chamberlain 5
Tablets and must say they are the
best / have ever used for consti-
patton and Indigestion. My wife
also used them for Indigestion
and they did her good" writes
Eugene S. knight. Wilmington,
N. C. Chamberlain Tablets are
mild and gentle in their action.
Give them a trial. You are Ger
tain to be pleased with the agree
able laxative effect which they
produce. For sale by Robt. Har-
yey and Doty and Peterson. pj2S
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1916-07-13
siIIiousness and Stomach Trouble

Two years ago suffered from
frequent attacks of stomach
trouble and bliousnrss. writes
Miss Emma Ncrbrylir. Lima. Ohio.
II could cal very little food that
agreed With me and became so
dizzy and sick al my stomach at
times that had to take hold of
something TO keep me from fail
ling. Seeing Cllambrrlain'S Tab
lets advertised decided to try
Them | improved rapidly For
sale by Robt. Harvey and Dolly
a Peterson. pigs
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1916-07-13
MARRIAGES INCREASE
IN HARRISON COUNTY

Logan. Ia. July l2--l'le am
nlal report of l.. j. Irwin. clerk
of The district court. shows 1893
marriage licenses issued for HE
year ending in June. 1915. and
100 for ihe year ending juno,
1916. In 1917 thirty-four di-
vnrccs were granted and in 1915
there were twenty four granted.
For the year 1915 The record
shows 262 boys and POI girls born
i'm Harrison county For 1916
the record shows. up To anw in
Guiding june. 1870 boys and 100
girls horn.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1916-07-13
Edward c. LaDue.

Tho Friends of Edward IaD,lr
We're sad,lrmeu this morning when
The news reached them OF his sud
den death.
Edward q. I.aDuc was the son
of MIR. and Mrs. C.. l.aDur and
WAS born thirty-one years ago on
IL farm south of Logan. Later his
parents came to the Valley, where
they remained until their deaths.
which occurred a few years ago.
MIR. I.aDur Mas married July Is.
1906, 10 Miss Bessie C,olvcr OF this
city, two children being born TO
this union, Maurice and Chester.
About seven months ago Ed, as
he MAS better known, WAS work
ing with George talNer and his
workmcn on barn southwest of
town, which they were erecting
for Tyler johnson, when the large
door that WAS being put i'm place
Slipped and foil, throwing he
workmcm tn the ground. The
door fell ON I'D. breaking both of
his legs. The legs had NOT done as
we'll ass they should and required
being broken and reset, and after
going To a hospital i'm Omaha and
Shaving for time The doctors sent
him home To build up his const-
tuition better before the opera
lion. About a week ago he was
taken With inlercular trouble.
which i'm his weakened condition
made sad havoc With him, and This
morning he passed away at $50.
Besides his wife and children
he leaves one brother, Herman.
several relatives and a host OF
| friends lo mourn his loss.
The funeral Will be held ON
| "Wednesday afternoon at 22::,o
| from the home ON North Sixth
street and the remains Will he land
to rest i'm Rose Hill cemetery.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1916-07-13
Taking Bio Chances.

IL is a great risk tn travel with
out bottle of Chamberlain 5
Remedy. as this preparation cam
not he obtained on The trains or
steamships. Attacks of bowel
complaint are often sudden and
very severe. and everyone should
go prepared for them. For sale
Robt. Harvey and Doiy and Peter
son. Pigs
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1916-07-13
asoskoy,tz Buys Galley Building

A deal was closed This morning
which will mean considerable to
Erie street and the business in
teresls of the town. Max Mos
kovitz purchased the Galley build
ing, recently vacated by the post
office, and started force Of men
at once remodeling it. The en-
tire front will be torn out and a
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1916-07-13

modern up-to-dalc front put in
with large plate glass display
windows TIE interior viii be
arranged for he combir"d gro
Gerry and meat market This cor
nor is one of the most important
in town and Mr.. Mosi"vitz prom
Uses To pat it in such shape that
the most skeptical will he proud
Of it. He expects To occupy il
about August -.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1916-07-13
chamberIain's Collie, Cholera and
liarrhoea Remedy.

Every family without exceptions
should keep This preparation at
hand during the llot weather of
the summer months. Chamber
lain sGolic. Cholera and Diar-
rhoca Remedy is worth many
times lis cost when needed before
the summer is over. IL has no
superior for the purposes for
which il is intended. Buy il now
Robl. Harvey and Dolly and Peter
SON. pj2a
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1916-07-13

|engine and three ears were thrown
off the track with only one per-
son receiving injury. \ baggage
man received a slight injury to his
hand. The derailmrnt was caused
by the hot sun "kinkine" the rails.
Traffic was blocked today for
about fifteen hours.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1916-07-13
Silver Wedding Anniversary.

Saturday MAS he lWrnlN-lltlh
wedding anniversary of MIR. and
Mrs. q. III. podrndorl and the day
passed quietly as usual. SUNDAY
they Mere most wonderfully sur
priSrd when company began I" ar
rive and upon investigation II WA :
found that MIR. pudrndnrr' ) moth
or. Mrs. Christina podrndoll. had
quietly invited i'm about fifty ni
lIlr Immediate relatives and
friends Io assist them i'm rcl"-
hrating HE event. as Il great MANY
OF them would not have been able
To attend had il ben given Sat'lr-
day.
Fras,ing and social chat formed
the amusement for the day. the
guests bcin. entertained with an
elaborate. dinner and supper. Mr.
and Mrs. polem,lori received many
beautiful Gifts of silver. II was
a late hour when the merry crowd
departed. wishing Mr.. and Mrs
polcmdurl many more anniNrrSa-
rleS.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1916-07-13
Train Deraiied at Turin.

4 train was derailed yesterday
afternoon abou! $3.50 al Turin.
eight miles east of Onawa. en-
route from lama 10 Sioux City
on the Sioux City division. The
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1916-07-13
pEPosjToRs AGREE
TO ASSIST LoRiMER
He Aaakes an Appeal for sympathy
and Says He Wants to Go
Daok to the Senate.

Chicago, H.. July i2.--William
Lorimer, former United States
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1916-12-22
CAN OF MONEY IS FOUND
Small Boys Fay Out 5000 for so
Cents Worth Of Candy Before
Police interfere.

San Francisco, Cal.-Three small
boys. whose aggregate age is twenty
years, playing ear san Francisco's
new city and county hospital, I'M
earthed the lend Of the rainbow" In
the tangible form of a tomato can
stuffed with real money.
Five thousand dollars in s. notes
federal reserve bills OF the issue of
19li-the boys pulled forth and then
began an onslaught upon neighboring
candy stores. They did not count the
money. but exchanged sheafs of the
bills for bags Of candy.
In all they passed out $4,000 for
80 cents worth OF sweets before they
were observed by a police officer. Who
took the remaining $1,000 in charge.
In the opinion Of the police the mon
ey was buried by a thief. The money
will be returned to the boys If it is
not claimed and identified.
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1916-12-22

OF them was the postmaster himself.
In the first place, the simultaneous ar
rival Of n thrce-foot snowfall and the
bulk Of the Christmas mail was bad
enough. Next came the disabling Of
one Of his best drivers, and the discov-
cry that two substitute carriers We're
out Of town. Well, the postmaster
said things. Dan Sweeney, driver Of
No. 2 route, was disabled beyond
doubt. There he was sitting on a
pile Of mail sacks, his back against a
steam radiator, his face white and
drawn out OF shape by twinges of
rheumatism. He had dragged himself
down to the office, bat that was all
he could do. Now, although he should
have been sent back to bed. he was
sorting the mail for his route.
"The Christmas mail, tool groaned
Dan. He had a conscience, Dan had,
and his heart was in his work.
1t was a sight of the great pile of
packages which made Danny groan
deepest. They We're more to him than
simply SO much fourth-class matter,
these struggled boxes and bundles.
They were invested with something
besides the statute-guarded sanctity
Of the United States mail, for which
Dan Sweeney had no light respect. He
knew that each n of them carried
not only merchandise but a subtle
freightage of the goodly holiday spirit,
the joyful sentiment of Christmastide.
And to think, just because of this
plaguey rheumatism of his, many of
them might not be delivered until the
holiday was over with, when they
would come tagging along, as stale rs
f~irecrackers on the 9Th Of July! So
Danny groaned.
There" said Danny at last, to the
office clerk who was to attempt the
task, you stow the packages in just
that order and do your best to find
where they go. Old DeaconIl take
| you over the route ell tight if yeu give
him his head. He knows It like q
book"
So the Christmas mail was finally
started out over Route No. 2, Deacon
turned an inQuiring eye on the new
ulan, as E1eN as X tc asx what wa
the matter with Danny.
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1916-12-22
Custom Had Orioin in PLAGUE.

For many centuries plague was 4
menace to all Europe. At intervals
il would spread like wildfra, wiping
ouf whole populations. In its ordi-
Larry, or "~bu..oEic," manifestation, it
depended fer its distribution upon
rats. But after q while it was liable
10 assume the 'p%neunlolic' form, at
lacking the lungs.
In this form the malady spreads
With frightful rapidity. The plague
germs are in the air. People acquire
the infection by breathing. The af-
iiicted scatter the germs by coughing
and SneeZing.
It will be understood, then, how
it came about thai people, centuries
ago. adopted the %precaution OF shield
ing the mouth by turning away the
head when coughing, sneezing, or
yawning. Today We continue to do
the same thing, for the sake Of polite
ness; but in reality the custom is a
survival Of the days when the lnmo
prevalence Of plague made it a neces-
Sity,
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1916-12-22

whlnny,. There was REASON for Dea-
cons restlessness. More than an hour
ago he should have been IN the move,
but here he was still waiting in the
post Office shed, and never a sign or
word from his driver. Deacon, you
understand, pulled Uncle Sans mail
over Rural Free Delivery Route No. =,
Havertoun z. .. He had pulled it for
three years, and he was fairly well
versed in the business. At any rate,
he knew that it was past his starting
time. Long before had the sway
back sorrel on Route No. / taken the
road. The pert little bay mare on No.
= had followed a few minutes later.
Yet here was Deacon, with the heavi-
est aud longest route of them all, still
standing idly in the shed.
Inside, In the Havertown post office,
'yere q number of men whose frame Of
'uind was worse than Deaeon's. One
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1916-12-22
OWNS ENGINE He ONCE RAN
Former Engineer, Now President Of
Railroad, Purchases His Old
Locomotive.

Hutchinson, Kan.-Almost a quarter
of a century ago o.. T.. Ryers, as an
engineer on the Rock Island, was using
engine No. 49G on a run between Fort
Worth, Tex, and Chichasha, Okla.
Mr.. Byors is now president Of his
own railway. the Anthony 4 Northern.
lie needed another locomotive, and
found, to his satisfaction, that his old
engine, No. 496, was out Of commission
on the Rock Island. AS a matter OF
sentiment largely, he dickered FOR and
secured the locomotive, had it re-
built, and it. is now pulling wheat
trains, rs No. 4 on the A. 4 n.
Mr.. Ryers ran with a freight train
over the line, seated in the cab and
at the throttle OF his old engine, now
his in reality.
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1916-12-22
FREE WITH FOUND WEALTH
Philadelphia Boy Disiikes to Part
With Remnant Of Actress
Property.

NEUTRALITY-SUSPICIOUS. having a good
time with $3.50 worth Of jewels and
500 belonging to Dorothy Granville,
Il vaudeville actress, who lost the
money and jewelry In q taxicab the
other night, Abraham Kline, fourteen,
who found 1t, tried to convince Detec-
tives Greedy and Brown that he had
been held up and robbed OF his find.
When questioned at the Central sta
ton by Captain Tate and other detec-
tives he said that he had distributed
500 to boys with whom he worked,
gave 500 to his father, tucked 500 in
the thumb Of a boxing glove for fu-
ture use, and gave the jewels to his
parents. The latter turned the jewels
owe to the police.
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1916-12-22
Net to Ee CAUGHT.

II think children are not so obsery'
ing as they used to be" said Il member
Of the school board to Il teacher whose
class he was visiting.
Il hadn't noticed it," said the teach
or.
"Fll prove it to YOU said tbs school
officer, pompously. Turning to the
class, he said.
Someone give me a number
''Thirty-seven," said a little girl
eagerly.
lie wrote "73' on the board. Moth
ing was said.
"Well, someone else give me y mum.
ber.'
"~Fifty-seven," said another child.
.He wrote rs and smiled knowingly
ut the teacher when nothing was said
He called for a third number, and fair
ly gasped at the indignation manifest.
ed by a small, red-faced urchin, who
said:
'Seventy-seyen, ard see If you car
change that."-IIarper's Magazine.
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1916-12-22
LOOK OVER CARS CAREFULLY
David Harum Had Nothins On me Men
Who Make Practice Of Selling
Secondhand Autos.

'lany dozens Of places arc now oper
Jung secondhand motor car bust
' hesses, and while some Of them are
! ,,,,. Unable, it Is still q sad fact tina
&c. ,.ta.,, " common occurrence
observes the Scientific
One purchaser Of Il so-tuiled res~
car in New York Paid 5000 for a ma
chine which is no longer built. 1t was
guaranteed TO be in running order, and
worked fairly well on the way home,
q distance Of ten miles. The follow
ing morning he was unable to crank
the car, and upon removing the cylin-
ders he discovered a very unique hard
wood piston IN the front cylinder. The
car being out Of date, the dealer had
been unable to obtain a piston for It,
and had i%mprovistd one. The oil asd
Leat of the cylinder combined to warp
tn wood and make the motor stick.
The wood had evidently been treated
With some heat-resisting compound, as
taa CLEARING on the surface which had
been exposed to the heat OF combuS-
lioa was not severe.
In another case, a purchaser OF a
secondhand ruRsabotlt detected Il most
peculiar noise In his timing gears,
WIllch in that model We're mounted ON
the front of the engine Removal Of
Tile gear case revealed the fact that
the gears had been packed in heavy
grease in Which Was mixed chopped
cork and saWuust. The bearings of
The gears we're badly ri and tie i'm
perfect meshing which resulted made
them very noisy. The cesk and saw
dust effected q temporary remedy.
A third purchaser OF the running
order gamble found that after he had
driven his car Il dozen miles, three
leaks developed i'll the cylinder cast
ing. In the pan he found three pieces
Of dried chewing gum that exactly fit
ted the holes.
Among some of the other features
of such bargains" are east iron ball
bearings, papier-mache radiator, hose
covered with aluminium paint, steel
breaker points in magnetic instead of
platinum, window glass in wind
shield, and cracks in crank case filled
With putty painted over. In view Of
ali this, who al wonder what has be-
ONE Of the good old-fashioncd horse
trader?
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1916-12-22

no one, women pleased you and you
had faith in men. How much better 1T
would be If you were alive here and
an old body like mine were hanging
our there in place Of yours"
The artillery fire finished before NJ.
Clemenceau moved on and the staff
captain who accompanied him told the
story afterWard. declaring: Il tell
YOU he was wonderful, Wonderful. -
repeating the word "epatant," which
means SO much in Il F~renchman's
mouth.
NJ. Clemenceau is seventy-one and
was mayor Of the Montmartre district
at the time Of the last war With Ger
many.
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1916-12-22
Hen Gobbles Pearl.

Portland, Ore.-Mrs. Lettie Trap
Of this city has q valued pet hen
named Clarice. The other day rs Mrs.
Trapp vas feeding her fowls Claricc
leaped affectionately up to her shout
der, spied n valuable pearl in Mrs.
Traps earring, gobbled 1t and leaped
down again, gulping. Mrs. Trap
screamed, first with pain as the pearl
was wrenched away, and then with
horror at her loss. She caught Clarice
and imprisoned her, but could not
make up her mind to have the pet dis
patched so that the jewel could be re-
covered.
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1916-12-22
White Eskimos.

Vilhialmur S%tcfansson is having a
difficult time with his ''blohd Eski-
NOS and by this time doubtless
wishes that they We're rtore brunette
and ordinary. They hold up his men
and rob thea of everything removable,
and utterly decline to consider the eX-
plorers a superior race. Yet n
they are visited by an epidemic OF in
fluenza they attribute their misfor-
tunes to the witchcraft of the
strangers.
Hitherto newly discovered peoples
have been greatly impressed by the
white skins Of the discoveries. The civ
ilized races Of Peru and Mexico re-
spected the complexion Of the Span.
iards as much as they feared their
firearms. A pallid physiognomy is one
of the greatest assets OF the white ma
who penetrates to regions where white
skins are unknown.
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1916-12-22
Town,s One Bio Policeman.

G%rantsburg, Wis.-This city's police
force is believed ample for every emer-
gency. It consists entirely Of big
Gust" who may have a name as long
as his height, six feet seven inches;
but If he has it isn't known generally.
SO lightly do the cares Of the n
stables office fall on Gust that he has
taken up, in addition, the collection of
lighting bills for the city and there
isn't the least trouble about the resi-
dents paying up.
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1916-12-22
Bank Rosber Returns SIS.

Scranton, PA letter With s. in
closed has been received by the Pine
Brook bank. The letter said that the
writer held up the teller and took the
money ut the point OF q revolver.
i am taking the first opportunity
to pay it back" said the letter, which
was ~postinarked Moscow, Pa. The
bank officials will have the missive
framed. The robber entered the bank
and pointed a revolver at the teller,
George Browning, demanding So5.
Browning handed out IS, which salts.
fled him.
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1916-12-22
RAISING EiQ Potatoes.

Cottage Grove, Ore.-The prize 20
tatoes for the cason have been raised
ny Alfred ncolittle on his property
within the city limits. The two speci-
mems weigh four pounds and two and
o~ne-fourth pounds. Mr.. Doolittle says
the entire yield is large in size and
will average two-thirds the size Of the
smaller of the mammoth specimens
put on display.
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1916-12-22
In the Theater Anyhow.

Chorus Girl-IIow's your little boy
getting on, Mr.. Judd?
Mr.. Judd-Very well, indeed. He's
entered the theatrical profession, too,
now.
Chorus Girl-Oh! What part is he
taking?
Mr.. Judd-Wnll, lie amt exactly
takin' a part, hit he fetches tho scene
shifter's dinner.
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1916-12-22
artillery Attack Follows Cabinet
Members Visit to Front in
North.
CLEMENCEAU RISKS His LIFE
par's Newspaper Gives an Interesting
example Of Former Premier's
Courage Under Fire-Arouses
Admiration Of Soldiers.

Paris.--The question Of spies p V
ils IS always Il live one in France. for
many Incidents can be recounted which
SNOW either that the Germans have
Hose information on what happens in
their enemy's lines or that chance is Il
wonderful thing. For instance. " num-
Der OF cabinet members visited I; town
IN the north a few days ago, being ac-
c~ompanied by the director of an i'm
portant mining works near the town.
70 suit the convenience OF this gem
ti"inaii, the train that took the minis
49, ""tA w. siarita ~ hohf carrier
't'li iid3 Hfeh arranged. N houf
A'teI' ~ the thHe me tram was IN
tSit'S" 50 i3iNts iat SfdtiQn underwent
I" ny t2ii1aaFaiAt3il alii THANKS - the
'i"il5" IN lhe time t"hle, the minis
tcis SAca-eu q very bld quarter or an
MUIR
a'iloSt every returned poisu can tell
q Story similar 20 the following: A di-
VISION ialAoGs for It's fighting quail
ties WAS suddenly moved I" 4 new po-
sition so quickly that the men them
selves ala not know exactly where
lhey we're. Within an hour q board
WAS holsted above the nearest German
french bearing the inscription In large
letters, welcome TO the Gallant til
DIVISION and giving the exact divf-
slonnl number.
1he Cri de Paris gives another eX
ample that occurred during NJ. Clemen-
ceaus recent visit to the front as
chairman OF the senates army com
mittee.
.Tiuer" Saw Slain Soldier.
Ih,. section was very quiet. nothing
.ool h,nppnel for DAYS tbere E,rlier
there had been some hot fighting and
the "Tiyrr'' could sec the dead body
of q French soldier sill bangin on
the b,rbed wire between the trenches.
". Cem,nceau pa-ed ~ tbe noor re-
mains Win admiration sadness an,
then fury. Ills eyes cloudel over and
words Of vengeance came indistinctly
from his lips.
At this moment IN explosion was
heard close by anu then another.
Clouds Of smoke arose from near
where NJ. Clemenceau stood ana the
explosions came nearer and nearer. lie
continued looking at the corpse of the
poor soldier.
An officer hurried up. Monsieur re
. -
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1916-12-22

Suggesting the orient and theh arem
this smoking costume is a necessary
adjunct to the wardrobe Of the woman
who enjoys her sweet-scented clga-
rettes. 1t Is a Culotte model Of teille
color and gold brocaded chiffon. The
sleeves and pantalOons are of gold
shot silk and the turban which is OF
the same material Us is the jacket, is
.lraped with D soft chiffon veil OF teille
color.
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1916-12-22

OST things Deacon took rs
they came, and with great
c. lmness Of spirit, for he
was an even-tempered old
horse, whose disposition a
dozen years, filled with
the usual allotment of
equine adversely. had
thoroughly seasoned. Yet
now he was paving and
stamping as iInpatiently as
any foIr-year-old. At in
teryais he would stretch
his neck, thrust forward
his old white nose, and in
dulge in q complaining
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1916-12-22

This is Mike Ink in the homemade
suit Of nrmOr he wore when he inyad-
ed the Hammond county, Cnd.)
court house and shot three men. Ink
was always regarded as mildly insane.
His victims were Judge Charles Il.
Greenvald. a our bailiff and a isror.
None Of them was fatally injured