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Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1916-04-11
SCARCITY CAUSE
F.. OF BETTER PRICE
Hog Quotations Assume Upward Trend
in Response to Arrival of
Lighter Shipments.

Chicago, April 11-Hog prices de-
veloped some strength today owing to
the fact that receipts were not as
plentiful as expected. Cattle seemed
to be in demand but the offerings
lacked quality. The supply of sheep
and lambs was considered heavy for
immediate requirements.
Hogs-Receipts 10000; strong: &c
above yesterdays average; bulk, $50
Q9.65; light, 9.2O0975; mixed, $500
$40; heavy. s.2o9s,7O; rogh. 92OQ
935; pigs. 7.4099.10.
Cattle-Receipts, 1000: steady; ma
tive beef steers, 7.SO0995; western
steers, 7.60@8.60; stockers and feed
ers, 5.S54S.55; cows and heifers, 400
$500; calves 6.50@9.50.
Sheep - Receipts. $4,000; steady;
wethers, 7.00@9.95; lambs, 1900
11.70.
Kansas City Livestock.
Kansas City. April 11.-Hogs: re-
ceipts 1000; higher; bulk 9.25@9.50;
heavy 9.4o09.55; light 9.2O@9.45;
pigs 7750s.S5.
Cattle: receipts $500; steady;
steers 7.oO@965; cows 5.50@S.25;
heifers 7.O009,75; calves 6.0O@1O.25.
Sheep: receipts 5000; strong; lambs
11.00Q11,75; yearlings 950@10.25;
wethers S5O@9.25; ewes S.O00S.65.
st. Louis Livestock.
s. Louis, April 11.-Hogs: receipts
10000; higher; pigs and lights 9.25G
go; mixed 9.50@9.SO; heavy 9.75@
| $50.
Cattle: receipts 1900; steady; beet
steers 7.5069.75; heifers S.5O@9.5O;
cows 5.50@S.OO; calves 6.OO@1O.OO.
Sheep: receipts 1900; steady: year
ltngs, wethers 8,OO@1O.40; lambs 900
@11.5O; ewes 6.5O@S.50.
Omaha Live Stock.
Omaha, April 11-Hogs: Receipts
14,300; steady; heavy 9150935; light
9.O0@9.3O; pigs 7.600S75; bulk Ole
! 09.25.
Cattle: Receipts $500; strong;
steers 775G925; COWS and heifers
/ 7750S.25.
Sheep: Receipts 1880; steady;
year1ings 85001O25; wethers SO0d
900; lambs 11O001160.
st, Louis Provisions.
St. Louis, April 11.-Poultry IN
changed except chickens, 16c.
Butter, creamery unchanged.
Eggs, zoe.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1916-04-11

Welded Month but No Bliss.-Did
ROberdt Duncan have a honeymoon at
all? Was there any bliss in his short
married life? Did Hymen, God of Mar
ital Happiness, play him a scurvy
trick? Records of the Scott county
district court, formal, abbreviated and
technical, indicate that Duncan's mar
ried life was not one long sweet dream
where love was all and the strident
tongue of discord was banished The
of Duncan versus Duncan, filed yes
terday, tell an unusual story. Less
than month ago the DunCans were
married In that short time so many
things happened that welded bliss
must have been a stranger at the fam
lily hearth The husband plaintiff
charges that his bride of a few weeks
was cruel to him, that she treated him
in an inhuman manner. He also
charges that her affection waned and
then disappeared so completely that
she sought the company Of other men
and was guilty of infdelity. He even
charges immoral relations with a man
whose name he does not know. They
were married March 10 of this year,
his petition for divorce states.
Gives 500 for ArmOry.-J. A. Doyle
private in the ranks of Battery B.
walked up to Lieutenant Ed Mccoy
and handed him an envelope. Lieuten-
ant Mccoy opened it and discovered a
500 bill. What's this for?" he queried
In surprise. For four shares of stock
in the Armory Holding company" Pri-
vate Doyle replied DO you realize
that this is practically donation and
that you are not certain OF any interest
on your money!" Sure" said Doyle
Doyle is a former L. s. regular who
has bought his way out Of the army
He was appointed stableman at the
Battery B corral by Captain A. B
Compton several days ago. Yesterday
Doyle instructed a squad OF battery
men in riding. He gave the men q
taste OF regular army discipline. He
has been given full charge Of the sta
bles and is proving an invaluable aid
10 the battery officers.
o
Car Hits Auto; Damage Slight
When Third street car No. AIS struck
an automobile belonging to the River.
to-River garage, and driven by Otis
Star at Third and Fillmore streets the
auto was badly smashed, but its occu-
pants escaped practically uninjured
Both cars were travelling al moderate
clip, and the fact that both were able
TO stop in a fairly short distance pre-
vented the accident from assuming
very serious proportions.
Concessions Given 0fiicials-Build-
ing Commissioner Ralph c. Graham
and City Attorney Carl Lambach have
returned from Chicago, where they in
tcrviewed f. r. Townsend, engineer
representing the National Board OF
Fire Underwriters and the Iowa Rating
bureau at Des Moines, regarding con-
cessions on the requirements of the
fire underwriters for second class in
surance rates for Davenport. The in
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1916-04-11
Among the Sick.

William Riddell, Jr., sick with pneu-
monia, is no better.
Peter Ringdahl is slowly recovering
from his attack of uraemiC poisoning.
The young son of Fred Blazer Of
this city has been operated upon for
an infection of a bone behind his right
ear. This was caused by the bursting
of a pus growth in the ear and a part
Of the poison injecting the bone.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1916-04-11
Mrs. Wells Concludes.

Mrs. D. B. Wells, who has delivered
a series Of addresses at the Presbyter-
ian church, concluded her mission on
last Friday evening.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1916-04-11
STOCK EXCHANGE
SHOWS DECLINE
New Haven and Other Favorities Reg.
istered Falling OF in Quota
tons on Market Today.

New York, April 11,-New Haven
continued to decline falling 25s to 60Ss
on active dealings and unsettling
prices elsewhere. The stocks heavI-
ness was accompanied by rumors Of
disappointing March earnings. There
were recessions Of TO points in Ma
Tines, Goodrich, Petroleums and In
dustrial Alcohol commend and pre-
ferred. New York, Chicago and St.
Louis second preferred broke SIS to
so. These were partly counter bal
anCed by the strength of Crucible
Cuban-American Sugar and United
States Smelling. the latter making a
new record at 1875. Trading dwin-
died later, the market coming to a
standstill at noon. Bonds were irreg-
ulsr, Canadians displaying strength
with further pressure against Anglo
French 5's.
The only exception TO the general
frmness OF today's opening was New
Haven, which declined point. Most
other issues, active and otherwise,
were fractionally higher, while CRU
chile Steel led the war group with an
advance OF IA. United States Steel
opened with q sale of 800 shares at a
slight gain over Yesterdays close
Coppers and metal issues as a whole
seemed disposed TO make favorable
response to remarkable trade condi-
tons but marines were relatively
quiet. Trading became light and ten
tatiye after the initial offerings
prices showing more irregularity.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1916-04-11
Chicago Provisions.

Chicago, April 11.-Butter I'M
changed. Eggs receipts, 4S,452 cases.
unchanged. Potatoes, receipts 80
cars. Unchanged. Poultry alive. I'M
changed
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1916-04-11

today:
Parsley. dozen punches ........ .30c
Cabbage, per ID. .........11ac
Leaf lettuce, per ID. .......... loo
Caulifiower, dozen .............S1.75
Radishes, dozen .................40 Acc
Turnips, per bushel ..............4Oc
Beets, per bushel ................40 Acc
Late potatoes, per bushel .......s1.00
Carrots, per bushel ..............75c
Florida celery, per crate .......S2.50
Onions, per 100 pounds .......S3.25
Parsnips. per bushel .75c
Sweet potatoes, per hamper .S125
Butter. Eggs and Poultry.
Cheese, brick, pound ....... 19cQ20c
Butter, creamery, bulk, lb. ...... .35c
Butter, creamery. print, Id. ...... $50
Butter. dairy, Id. ................26 c
Eggs, fresh .............. 19cQ19Ac
Old ROSTERS neutrality-suspicious.. 10
Chickens .......-.......... DC
Fruit.
Home grown apple, per Blu. ..50c975c
Jonathans, per bushel .......s1.75
Baldwins, per bushel SIPS
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1916-04-11
Spark-PrOOt
Roofing!

We have it-a prepared roofing
that is classed by FIRE insurance COM
panies as equal to tin, slate or tile"
in hTe-resisting qualities. This roof
ing il
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1916-04-11

twenty-five Boy Scouts Of the Pres
byterian church on last Saturday eve
ming, under the leadership of A. E.
Moody, made a long hike. A scout
lunch was enjoyed by all during the
course Of the evening.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1916-04-11
LOCAL MARKETS.

April 10-Following are the whole
sale quotations OF the local markets
today:
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1916-04-11

London Silver.
London, April 11.-Bar silver,
20 1850 per ounce.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1916-04-11
DAILY RIVER BULLETIN,

]. NJ. SHERIER, Local Forecaster.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1916-04-11

st, Louis Provisions.
st. Louis, April 11-Poultry I'M
changed except chickens, 16c.
Butter, creamery unchanged.
Eggs, zoe.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1916-04-11

smallpox cases. - The following
smallpox cases have been reported to
the health officer: Ruth Farber, 1872
West Fifteenth street; Martin DAILY,
228l2 East Third street, and Mrs. j.
H. Hintze, Sl4 West Locust street.
The Keota news., 1916-05-26
CLEAN UP

The recent magnificent rains have
wrought their magic on the Colorado
plains. 1t is as though Jupiter Pluvius
was the weilder of great green brush,
so suddenly has the vivid tint appeared
on the hills. Thus nature, unhindered,
would beautify the earth; but where
cities and towns tend to stay her trans
forming hand, little individual, az well
as concerted effort is necessary to carry
out that beauty scheme.
That refuse, which we cast from US
because it is menace to health, and
unsightly in our abode, is allowed TO
accumulate in our back yards until it
again becomes menace to health and
makes an uHsightly spot.
Let US remove the fetter from the
willing hand of nature. Clean up the
tin cans in your back yard, and your
neighbor, inspired by your example and
the call of spring will do the same
Pawnee Press.
The Keota news., 1916-05-26
SAFETY FIRST

Who started this Safety First"
business. anyway!
My hats off to him, whoever he is;
for he sure did start something.
With two little words, he relegated to
the scrap heap all such well known and
longcherished phrases as 'Self-protec-
tion is the first law of Nature" "Look
before you leap" "Stop. look and lis
ten, Railroad crossing out for
the cars. Better be careful first than
sorry afterwards" "Be sure you're
right, then go ahead. Discretion is
the better part of valor," "He who
fights and runs away. will live to fight
another day" p" Marry in haste, and re-
pent at leisure" etc.
He has made those two little words the
master-key of the whole parcel Of pre-
cautionary proverbs. He's stated the
whole argument afresh, and put it into
the language of the twentieth century;
and that's . bigger achievement than
you might think-for most new dis
coveries that startle the world can be
shown to be simply old discoveries dolled
up in new duds. - Edgewise.
The Keota news., 1916-05-26
INVESTMENT OF SCHOOL FUNDS

INVESTMENT OF SCHOOL FUNDS
The Great Divide is circulating petit
tions for initiation of law regarding
investment Of the permanent public
school fund of the state, much of which
is on deposit in the banks of the state
at this time.
The present law provides for five out
lets for investment. These are a. in
terest- bearing state warrants, ~ bonds
of the State of Colorado, (3) bonds of
irrigation districts, (D loans on real
estate, and (5) building and equipment
of armories. No investment of the
school fund has ever been made by way
of the third, the fourth, or the fifth OF
these outlets.
The measure which the Great Divide
is initiating also provides five, and only
five, forms of investment. They are all
limited to residents and to public uses
within the state. The five are a. state
warrants, (2) state bonds. (9 farm
loans, ~ school district bonds, and ~
county bonds, city bonds, and city and
county bonds.
With the proposed law in operation
there would be no reason for allowing
The Keota news., 1916-05-26
NOTICE FOR PUBLICATION
DEPARTMENT of the Interior
U. S. Land Office at Denver. Colo

U. S. Land Office at Denver. Colo.
April 20. 1916
Notice is hereby given that Jonathan F. Britt. Of
keota. Colo. who on December %. 1909 made
homestead entry: No. OIl94S for Ell. Section II;
meridian has filed notice of intention to make final
three proof establish claim to the land above
described before S Commissioner. Clyde L. STAN
ey. at keota. Colo. on the Ia day Of June. 1916
Claimant names as Witnesses: Charles o. Dodder,
Ida c. Dodder Simon w. Fox. David c. Olson all
64 MARY WOLFE DARCIN. Register.
The Keota news., 1916-05-26
NOTICE FOR PUBLICATION
Department of the Interior
Z. S. Land Office at Sterling. Colo.
ApYil ~ 1Q1S

o. .. Land Cfncc al s.tetIinE. Iofo
April II 1916
Notice is hereby given that Danic! v. Stanley. Of
Keota. Colorado. who. September "a 1910
made homestead entry. No. OlA094. for lots. and
Section 8. 7 ION. r 81 w and NEt and EaSE!
Section 12. Township On Range So west. 8
Principal Meridian. has filed notice Of intention to
make naI three year proof to establish claim to the
lard above described. before u. s. Commissioner. at
Ava!o Colo. on the 18th day Of June. 1916.
Claimant names as witnesses: Andrew 3. Den.
ding.r. and Minute Dendngcr of Avalo Colo. and
Frank G. Palmer and Minnie Palmer. of kaious.
Colorado.
81 A. F. BROWNS. Register.
The Keota news., 1916-05-26
NOTICE FOR PUBLICATION
Department of the Interior
U. S. Land Office at Denver. Col

April 28, 1916
Notice Is hereby gwen that Helen M. Whipple. of
Buckingham. Colo. who on February Ia. 1913.
made home stead entry. No. Ol7974. for WtSE4.
SW.. Section ~, Township ~. Range 60 W..
Meridian. has filed notice of intention to make
final three year proof to establish claim to the land
above described before United States Commis
Sioner. Clyde L. Stanley at keota. Colo, on the Ia
day of June 1916.
Claimant names as Witnesses Albert S. Whipple.
William G. Mckinley. John +. Prather, Samuel r.
Dean all of Buckingham, Colorado.
"a MARY WOLFE DARCIN. Register.
The Keota news., 1916-05-26
NOTICE FOR PUBLICATION
Department of the Interior
u. S, Land Office at Denver. Colorado

u. =. Land Otflce at Denver. IOiord0O
April Is. 1916
Notice Is hereby given that David c; Olson Of
Kcota. Colorado. who. on December rs. 1912.
made homestead entry No. 0l7762. for NE!.
SsNW!. NEiN.N!. NEtSEt. Section IS: Township
has fled notice OF intention to make final three year
proof to establish claim to the land above described
before United States Commissioner Clyde l.. Stan
ley at Keoia. Colorado. the 81 day OF May 1916.
Claimant names as Witnesses Mary f. Bowman.
Willie r. Stewart, David w. Schoonover. George E.
Schoonover all Of Keota Colo.
81 MARY WOLFE DARClN. Register.
The Keota news., 1916-05-26
is THE REPUBLICAN PARTY
GREAT ENUF FOR THIS?

In the New York World there ap-
peared recently an editorial that at
tracted widespread comment wherever
it was read. The editorial carried the
suggestion that it would be fitting and
manifestation of supreme patriotism
for the Republicans, at this time when
the world is in the midst of a crisis, to
place President Wilson's name at the
head of their ticket.
No other nation. says the World,
with a leader like Woodrow Wilson
would be crazy eenuf in the midst of q
world crisis to change or to tolerate
any attempt to bring about change.
We know of no reason why the Ameri-
can people should be less sane than
other people. or why they should per-
init their vital interests to be bedevilIed
for the edification of ambitious profes-
sional politicians.
1t will always remain to the discredit
of the Democratic Party that in the
strain and stress Of the Civil War it
nominated a candidate for President
against Abraham Lincoln and sought
for partisan advantage to discredit the
Lincoln Administrative Surely the
Republican Party at time like this
cannot desire to emulate that miser-
able example of .Copperhead Bourbon
ism. 1t cannot desire to weaken the
influence of the United States Govern
ment abroad by a partisan campaign
against the President at home.
Republican politicians talk much
about patriotism, American prestige
and the national honor. Do they be-
lieve what they say? If SO, they ought
to welcome the chance to nominate
President Wilson That would be a
supreme manifestation of patriotism.
1t would strengthen American prestige
in every capital Of the world as nothing
else could do. 1t would put the nation
al honor beyond the possibility of stain.
1t would reveal to civilization united
Republic, eager for peace, unafraid of
war and determined to maintain the
glorious traditions of service to man
kind which it inherited from the
Fathers.
The Keota news., 1916-05-26
NOTICE FOR PUBLICATION
Department of the Interior
u. S. Land Cff'ce at Sterling. CoIt

u. S. Land Cfhce at Sterling. Colorado.
April 25 1916
Notice is hereby a'sen thai Abram D. D. List Of
homestead entry. No. 07632. for lots 3 and and
SiNWi and SWi Section S. Township North
Range 50 West, 9Th Principal Meridian. has filed
notice o! intention to make final five year proof. to
establish claim the land above described. before
United States Commissioner. Clyde l.. Stanley at
Keota. Colorado. on the 1Ath day of June 1916.
Claimant names as Witnesses: Charles II; De-
Ford. IS illam w. Robinson. Lewis E. Svis. Wal
lace A. List all of Buckingham. Colo.
GA A. F. BROWNS. Register.
The Keota news., 1916-05-26
NOTICE FOR PUBLICATION
Department of the Interior
U. S. Land Office at Sterllna coiorad

u. 5. Land Ofhce az StefllnQ. CoI0fduo
May rs, 1916
Notice is hereby given that William b. Sears. of
Keota. Colo. who. on June 15 1909 and on May
S. 1914. made oreina! and ADDITIONAL homsstead tn
SISE! Section 80 and N.NsN4 and N1NE3. Section
81. Township 10 n. Range So W.. 6 p. Meridian.
has fled notice of intention to make final five year
proof to establish claim to the land above described
before U. S. Commissioner Clyde l.. Stanley. at
keota. Colo. on the 10 day Of July, 1916:
Claimant names as witnesses: Amos Erickson.
Henry w. Folck. Albert Wharton and John w.
81 49, - '' A. F. BROWNS. Register.
The Keota news., 1916-05-26
Stockholders Meeting

Notice is hereby given that the an
nual meeting of the stockholders of the
Pawnee Telephone Co., will be held in
Keota, Colo, on Monday, May %, 1916,
beginning at the hour of l p. M, for
the purpose of electing five directors
for the ensuing year, and for the tran
sacting of such other business as may
properly come before said meeting.
ORAN G. MARKHAM, Secretary.
Keota, Colo, May II, 1915.
Good saddle mare, weight about 900
pounds, work double or single, for sale
at $65. Merton E. Wood, nine miles
southwest of Keota.
When you look your best see Fortner.
The Keota news., 1916-05-26
NOTICE FOR PUBLICATION
Department of the Interior
U. S. Land Office AZ Sterling. CoIorad

May 25 1916.
Notice Is hereby given that Ceorae D. Motsin2er, OF
Buckingham Colo. who on September r. 1909.
made homestead entry. No O8996. for Ell of Section
rs. Township 8 NJ. Range SO w.. p. Meridian.
has filed notice Of intention to make final flve year
before IT, S. Commissioner, Clyde l. Stanley. at
New Raymer. Colo. on the l6 day Of July. 1916.
Ciaimemt names witnesses: Fred Seifried and
Cott0b Fritz of New Raymer, Colo. Samuel 5. Pot
ter and Julius S. Cooper of Buckingham. Colo.
81 a. F. BROWNS. Register
The Keota news., 1916-05-26

very much Of the school fund to remain
uninvested, and it ought not to be diff
cult to invest at higher rate than
some of it now yields. The measure
was prepared for the Twentieth General
Assembly in the Office of the Attorney
General.
The Keota news., 1916-05-26

"ROOSEVELT'S Peace Record" is
the title to pretty booklet received by
The News. The wordy hero Of San
Juan Hill is beginning to learn that mil
itarism isn't the most popular thing in
this country.
The Keota news., 1916-05-26

THE American Federation of Musi-
clans has gone on record in opposition
to prohibition. Must have something
to wet their whistles.
The Keota news., 1916-05-26

GENERAL Coleman Du Points re-
publican presidential boom smells too
strongly of spent powder to land the
general in the White House.
The Keota news., 1916-05-26

u. s. COMMISSIONER OFFICE DAYS
Mondays: Section IL. 1857. Avalo.
Tuesdays Enterprise Office. New Raymer.
Wednesdays: News Office. keota.
Thursdays: Bnaesdale Hotel Brieesdale.
Fridays: Press Office, CroveL
Saturdays: Open for special appointments. Post
office, keota
CLYDE L. STANLEY,
u. S. Commissioner.
The Keota news., 1916-05-26

If we have omitted some important
item of news this week, just ask your
self if you were thoughtful enuf to tell
us about it, or to write it for the news
box.
The Keota news., 1916-05-26

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Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1916-09-12

10 sVIO III all VIC" VIII VIZ
johnson, the Tribune's special sport
writer. .... ~.
In making the drop kick | stand
almost erect and receive the ball
from the center at chest height. Two
steps forward should be taken, start
ing with the right foot. AS the second
step is taken the right foot is in po-
sition for the toe as the ball is drop
ped to the ground, to be driven into
the oval.
1t is imperative that a kicker keep
his eyes on the ball. taking just one
glance at the goa! posts before max
ing the boot. Too many kickers are
prone to watch the posts and forget
about the ball.
Don't advance toward the line of
scrimmage upon receiving the ball.
Practice kicking to develop speed and
get the ball away fast.
There are two ways of dropping the
ball-one is to hold it with both
hands; the other is with only one. |
prefer the one-handed style and use
only the palm of my right hand.
The toe should strike the ball i'm
mediately after, the oval hits the
ground-when the ball is about an
inch from the ground on the up
bound. .-:'@
Remember this: : 1t isn't the force
you put into the kick that spells sue
cess. It's the snap, the quickness
with which the toe meets the ball!
In punting it is necessary to get
away long drives in order to give
your men time to get down the field
under them. AS in the case OF the
dropkick, | have the center pass the
ball so l will receive it about even
with my chest. I stand with my right
foot forward; then it is only neces-
sary to take one step, spring in the
air, on the left foot, before letting
drive with the right
Practice the follow through"-that
is, don't stop the leg the instant the
ball is booted, but allow it to swing
on upward as high as it will go. The
ball should strike the instep and no
| part of it should touch the toe.
In kicking the spiral the instep
should strike the ball little toward
the end This gives the freakish
twist.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1916-09-12
CHARGES SON WITH
KILLING OF FATHER

Forman,; N. D., Sept. 11.-Raymond
Bauch, charged with manslaughter, in
the district court, in connection with
the killing of his father, William
Bauch, veterinarian, was bound
over to the district court for trial at
the preliminary hearing held yester-
day. -. ,.".3". .~ H..
Bauch pleads that he killed his
father in defending himself and his
mother against the elder Bauch's at.
tack. d.. :,-- ~. -:..
That William Eauch had threaten
ed the lives of both his wife and son
if she did not drop divorce proceed
ings, is point made in behalf of the
accused young man. ~. ,'@.
The shooting occurred at the place
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1916-09-12
LANGUAGE AILlNk.

A. we'll known dignitary Of the
church was golfing on the St. An
drews links, and like everyone else
got into trouble in a bunker. Stroke
followed stroke, but he couldn't get
out. At length his lips, moving with
extreme irritation and the effect of
continual muscular effort, his caddie
interposed and, approaching the rev.
erend, exclaimed: ..a az.
"Wull say for We, sir?"
A companion to this story may be
given. A player had halved his first
round and missed his tee shot at the
beginning of the second. His opppn-