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The Washington herald., 1916-12-03
OBJECTS TO PANTHEIsM.
Herald Reader Finds Fault with
Writer'S Religious Views.

Editor The Washington Herald: Orison
SWEET Marden's article in The Washing
ton Herald OF November 70 states that
when man has lost his grip, one way to
restore his confidence is ito show him
that he and his Maker are one"
OF course IL you intend to make The
Washington Herald a sectarian New
Thought" or Christian Science" pubIica-
ton, 1t il your property: but, in that
case. don't want 1t in my home, as ]
have no use for pantheism
Can't you request Mr.. Marden. for the
sake Of Catholics and other old-fashioned
Christians. to keep his religious vagaries
to himself7
LOUIS w REILLY,
1lS4 Columbia Road.
The Washington herald., 1916-12-03

Carranza has outlined the new con-
stitution to be adopted by Mexico
Past events make it obvious that a
strong one is needed. The rigors OF
Mexico's political climate are very
enervating.
The Washington herald., 1916-12-03
THANKS HERALD FOR FIGHT.
"Appreciative Clerk, Lauds CAM
paign for Bigger Salaries.

Editor The Washington Herald: We
thank you truly for espousing our cause.
Your paper is so valuable We would not
be without 1t, because Of your stand for
US. Now / shall take 1t forever. It Ia the
paper for all, 30 reasonable and SO help
ful to everybody. / look daily for the
clerks letters" Individually they are
not entirely representative, as know of
many far worse cases.
ONE OF THE EAPPRECIATTvE CLERKS
The Washington herald., 1916-12-03
NAVAL ORDERS
ORDERS TO OFFICERS.

Ensign s. F. Bryant. to MayhoWer
EnSgn Il. r. Adams. detached PennsylVania; to
Massachusetts, Institute Of Technology
MOVEMENTS of VESSELS
Albany arrived at Acapulco. November 90 Annap
OILS arrived at ropolobsmpo November 30 Cheyenne
arrived at Port Angeles, December Dolphin sailed
for Norfolk. December l; Oregon arrived at San
Pedro, December l.
Note.-The Tacoma relieved Of duty re-
ceiTing ship ut Boston aud placed in full cCmmis
sion. December ], at Boston. The Chester assumed
the outy OF receiving ship at Boston, December l..
Inc Birmingham has been relieved Of duty as flag
ship Of the destroyer forcs
The Washington herald., 1916-12-03

The legal limit OF the length of
kisses is too strict, according to w.
Stephen Busch, lecturer, who told
New Workers the Pennsylvania limit
is eight feet, while in Ohio and Kan
sas it is ten. Mr.. Busch was talking
about censoring the movies" of
course
The Washington herald., 1916-12-03

A Jersey. judge has ruled that no
man can expect to get along smoothly
with his wife if he persists in riding
the water wagon continuously. That
judges chambers are in peril of in
vasion by Billy Sunday.
The Washington herald., 1916-12-03

Arrested on a charge of horse steal
ing, St. Paul man said a serious
error had been made; that the horse
ran away with him and should have
been taken into custody on a charge
of abduction. However, the horse was
not arrested.
The Washington herald., 1916-12-03

An increase of 50 cents or 81 a
ton in the wholesale price of coal is fol-
lowed by an increase Of cents a pail
for the fuel as sold to the poor of New
York. Five cents a pail means an addi-
tion of $ ton. 1t is the same way with
meats. vegetables and other supplies. A
cent at the wholesalers becomes cent?
or 10 cents at the retailers There's the
rub-New York World, -.
The Washington herald., 1916-12-03

Chicago's health commissioner saws he
Is going to provide the country an object
lesson in the art of living on 40 cents a
day No doubt Commissioner Robertson
will be able to conduct his experiment
with entire success and prove that human
life may be sustained indefinitely at an
individual cost OF 40 cents day.
And when he has finished his dramatic
demonstration. what then? Will weary
victims of the high cost of living hasten
to follow his example? The immediate
result would be to put these humble COM
modities in the class of luxuries. De-
mand makes the price. Turkeys and
cranberry sauce and mince pie would be-
come drug on the market The New
England boiled dinner would proceed to
occupy the place of honor on the menus
of our most fashionable hotels Musn
and milk would crowd peach Melbas and
dainty ices from the banquet tables. Only
munition workers and plumbers would
be able to afford corned beef and cab
bage for Thanksgiving.
Chicagos health commissioner means
well, but he has hardly found the solu-
ton of the problem. The first thing to do
is to get the Europeans to stop fighting
and the next to induce a larger proportion
of our people to engage in food produc-
tion-Pittsburgh Chronicle-Telegraph.
The Washington herald., 1916-12-03

Tom Daily quotes a Pennsylvania
as saying: Whenever l vote early l
feel helpless for the rest of the day"
The gentleman must be in a most
unenviable state between elections.
The Washington herald., 1916-12-03

An international social lion, so the
dispatches say, is accused in Chicago
of fattening on the poor through the
operations of a loan shark syndicate
he is declared to dominate Lions
are safe only when properly Gagged.
The Washington herald., 1916-12-03

Golf is not an amusement, accord
ing to the dictum of an Illinois judge,
Nor is the alibi of the golfer hilari-
ously entertaining thing.
The Washington herald., 1916-12-03

Horace P. Hobbs. infantry. detached officers list.
Capt. Jacob schick. Infantry. unassigned as
signed to Twenty-sixth Infantry
Special Orders assigning First Lieut.. Edward &.
Sherburne. infantry, to Twenty-eighth Infantry.
amended to assign that office to Thirty sixth
Infantry
will proceed to Detroit, Mich. for temporary duty
in connection with aerunautics Of army.
Leave Of absence granted Capt. Nathaniel NJ.
Cartmen. O. 8. A., retired extended six DAYS.
Leave Of absence for ten DAYS granted Mai Will
lam N. Hughes U. 8. A., retired.
Leave OF absence for two davs granted Capt
Dana T. Merrill. infantry, detached officers lis.
Leave Of absence for one month granted Maj
Clyde E Hawkins Quartsrmaster Corps
First Lieut.. Albert NJ. Jones Twenty-frst In
fantry, transferred to Fourteenth Infantry
The Washington herald., 1916-12-03

This recent campaign has done more
than anything in the history of American
development TO shock the country into a
realization of the fact that American
sundown does not occur at the Mississip-
pi River. We have been given a perfect
demonstration of the fact that the Unit
ed States is full grown from coast to
coast and that its population and its
power are no longer provincially concen-
trated within the shadows of New York
and Pennsylvania. For the sake of the
West" the lesson Is worth while. At
last we are forced to concede that the
poet knew whereof he sung when he
said, East is East and West is West"
etc.-Grand Rapids Herald.
The Washington herald., 1916-12-03
CRTTICISEs NOLAN BILL.
Would Have Provisions Apply Re-
gardless OF Length of Service.

Editor The Washington Herald:
I have been reading with much interest
the reports Of efforts to increase the sal
aries of government employees. I have
seen statements within the last few days
that there will be united action toward
the passage of the Nolan bill.
I have a copy of that bill before me, as
reported with amendments to the COM
mittee Of the whole House on the state
OF the Union, and ordered to be printed.
II reads:
That after the beginning of the first
fiscal year following the passage of this
act the minimum compensate ton Of anv
person employed by the United States Or
by the government Of the District of
Columbia shall be not less than 81 per
The Washington herald., 1916-12-03

In seeking game fish japanese fisher
men use lines made OF wild cocoon silk
which is translucent and practically IN
visible in the water
The Washington herald., 1916-12-03
ALLIES.

ALLIES.
The clouds that blur the sky
No mortal can deny,
And yet for all their snare
The glowing sun Is there.
The world may thrill with fear,
Bereft Of Joy and cheer.
And life seems only pain
Yet golden hopes remain.
A future lowering grim
The present light may dim.
Yet in life's turgid stream
The sturdy soul may dream.
With Hope. and Dreams. and Light,
To ease the worlds despite,
And Love to aid the three
Who doubts the victory?
Copyright, 1851
The Washington herald., 1916-12-03
ORCHESTRAL CONCERT

Bs the SOLDIER Home Rand Orchestra,
John :. Il. Zimmerman director, in Stan
ley Hall. tonight. beginning at $50 O'Clock.
Program:
The Washington herald., 1916-12-03
A LINE o. CHEER
EACH DAY O. THE YEAR.

First printing Of an original poem, written daily
for The Washington Herald.
By John Kendrick Bangs.
The log cabin Democrat., 1916-03-13
They Say Internal Dosing Harms Delicate Little Stcmachs s-"Outside"
 Applications Better.

Careful mothers everywhere realize that internal medicines are injurious to the delicate stomachs of the little folks. Still croup and cold troubles must have some form of treatment. The answer to this problem is the Southern external" treatment Vap-O- Rub. This was introduced in St. Jo, Mo, for the first time last winter, and number of ladies were presented with complimentary jars by their druggists on condition that they give Vap-O-Rub thorough test. Here are the reports from several of these la dies
 Mrs. Sam House. 1906 Prospect Ave, writes-"My little daughter had Diph- theria last fall, and now every little cold she takes settles in her throat. We have thought twice she was going to have Diphtheria again. but during one of her bad spells my druggist sent me Jar of Vap-O-Rub. 1 used it for four nights on her throat with such good results that now I don't like to be without it. l have used it on my self and my husband for bad colds and have found it just fine'
 Mrs. John Paynter, 2432 s. 17th St.,
The log cabin Democrat., 1916-03-13
SNEEZlNG IS OF TWO KINDS
That From Cold Is the Result of an Effort to Warm the Body,
 Doctor Says.

There is more than one cause for sneezing, and persons may differ in their susceptibility to them, special ist in diseases of the nose and throat says.
 "A bright light will cause some per sons to sneeze, the pollen of certain plants will affect others, and most peo- pie are likely to sneeze in the presence of dust. Such sneezing is due to su- perficial irritation.
 The sneeze caused by the effect of cold is different. It is an attempt of nature to cure you. She makes you sneeze for the same reason that she makes you shiver-to generate heat for warming the blood and preventing you from taking more cold.
 'Sneezing from cold is an act of the entire body, during which every muscle gives a jump. The body is af- fected by a spasmodic effort to warm the entire system and throw off cold"
The log cabin Democrat., 1916-03-13
Careful St. 10. Mothers Treat
 CMldren's Colds Externolly

| writes: My druggist sent me triat jar of Vap-O-Rub. which I soon had occasion to try on my "croupy" baby Before putting her to sleep for tho night, l applied the salve over hen chest and throat with my fingers. The results proved very satisfactory, and now I would not be without it."
 Mrs. M. A. Myers, 2943 Sylvania Ave, says-"When our three year old boy had a severe cold, about a month ago, I tried a jar of Vap-O-Rub. [ rubbed it on his chest and let him inhale it. and he was relieved almost immediately. and got better in a few days. l think your remedy is the best thing for colds we have ever used"
 Vick's Vap-O-Rub comes in salve form. and when applied to the heat of the body the ingredients are vaporized by the body warmth. These vapors, inhaled all night long, carry the medi. cation with each breath, through the air passages, to the lungs. Vicks will be found better than internal medicine for all forms of cold troubles-from head colds, catarrh and asthmatio troubles-down to deep chest colds, bronchitis, sore throat or incipient pneumonia. Three sizes-25c, soc and S1.00.
 cor, The Genuine has r0po
 WENP@EWlD
 this Trade Mark
The log cabin Democrat., 1916-03-13
BETTER TO HAVE KEPT STILL
Candidate Gained Little by "CalIinq Down" Men Who Had Inter-
 rupted His Speech.

Henry Ford has very rarely voted, and at dinner in his native Dear born he once said:
 T have taken, perhaps less inter- est in politics than I should have done. But politics has always seemed to me a confused and quarrelsome business. When think of politics think of the political meeting anecdote:
 "A candidate at a political meeting was heckled by fat man. This heck ling after awhile got on the nerves of another member of the audience, and he roared at the fat man:
 Shut up, you asst"
 At this q third member of the au- dience shouted:
 "'Oh, you shut up. too, The pair of you are asses!'
 The candidate on the platform took sip of water. Then he said:
 There seem to be a lot of asses on hand here tonight; but, gents. for the love of Mike, let's hear one at a time
 Well, you go on, then,' yelled a chap in the gallery"
The log cabin Democrat., 1916-03-13
A New Remedy for Kidney, Bladder and
 all Uric Acid Troubles
Dear Readers :

Lear Readers.
 l appeal to those of you who are bothered with kidney and bladder trouble, that you give up the use of harsh salts or alcoholic medicines and in their place take short treatment Of "Anuric." l have taken many of Dr. Pierce's medicines for the past twenty-five years with good results. suffered with kidney trouble for some years. recently heard of the newest discovery of pr. Pierce, namely, his "Anuric" Tablets. After using same l am completely cured Of my kidney trouble. A doctor pronounced me a we'll preserved woman for my age, al! due, l believe, to Dr. Pierces aid. MRS. MELINDA E. MILLER.
 If you suffer from backache, lum. bago. rheumatism, get "Anuric" now
The log cabin Democrat., 1916-03-13
After Grip
 Winter Colds
 Bad Blood

You are pale, thin, weak-with little vitality. Your liver is sluggish and the bad blood causes your stomach muscles to lose their elasticity and be- come fiabby-then indigestion.
 Dr. Pierce's Golden Medical Discov- cry, purely vegetable and free from alcohol or narcotics, is the great and powerful blood purifier of today Ex- tracted from American forest herbs and roots. Contains no alcohol h. gradients printed on wrapper.
 Taken as directed it will search out impure and poisonous matter
The log cabin Democrat., 1916-03-13

spoonful and If 1t doesn't straighten you right up and make you feel fine and vigorous I want you to go back to the store and get your money. Dod- sons Liver Tone is destroying the sale of calomel because it, is real liver medicine; entirely vegetable, therefore it cannot salivate or make you sick.
 l guarantee that one spoonful of Dodson's Liver Tone will put your sluggish liver to work and clean your bowels of that sour bile and consti- pated waste which is clogging your system and making you feel miserable. l guarantee that a bottle of Dodson's Liver Tone will keep your entire fam. fly feeling fine for months. Give it to your children. It is harmless; doesn't gripe and they like its pleasant taste.
The log cabin Democrat., 1916-03-13
CAl0MEL WHEN BILIOUS? N0! ST0H
 ACTS LIKE DYNAMITE 0N LIVER
1uarantee Dodsons Liver Tone" Will Give You the Best Liver ana Bowel Cleansing You Ever Had-Doesnt Make You Sc

Stop using calomel It makes you SICK. Don't lose a days work. If you reel lazy, sluggish, bilious or consti. pated. listen to me!
 Calomel is mercury or quicksilver which causes necrosis of the bones. Calomel, when it comes into contact with sour bile, crashes into it, breaking 1t up. This is when you feel that aw- 1ul nausea and cramping. If you feel "all knocked out" If your liver is tor pid and bowels constipated or you have headache, dizziness, coated tongue, If breath is bad or stomach sour just try spoonful of harmless Dodson's Liver Tone.
 Here's my guarantee-Go to any drug store or dealer and get 50-cent bottle of Dodson's Liver Tone. Take a
The log cabin Democrat., 1916-03-13

 window got under The brought stopped the and sat laughing the All the the of shng
 
  queed down gently rokng at the other
The log cabin Democrat., 1916-03-13

here aint ye?' him
 out tonigh with that's with meeing to Mir Jacob Gifd matters mnng-and key go at that Dunlop weakly
  
 Hey wait mnute! yelled MT Lghman goin' to and" Mr. Dunlop realizing all fold They in  bright and early. He O Dunlop How Me?" asked MT Lghtman T like
The log cabin Democrat., 1916-03-13

tIICIO SdSp. MI. I1ISNIIHdII IdS DGGH sojourning, or, to be more explicit, starting out from the McAlpin hotel He arrived here at the invitation of capitalists to converse on the subject of tungsten mine in which he has major interest. His expenses were being paid-a fact which MT. Light man dwelt on the other night when he approached Robert Dunlop, the as sistant manager of the hotel.
 'Pardner," he said, you're con- nected with this ere ranch around
The log cabin Democrat., 1916-03-13


  brush piled City o the bark is still and while it makes The and branches 
  He has
 
  But the time finally his and before
The log cabin Democrat., 1916-03-13
In Backward Borneo.

According to the Horseless Age, there are only five automobiles in British North Borneo, and 2.4O0.0O0 in the United States. Now you under stand why there are no gasoline mil lionaires in North British Borneo.- Richmond Times Dispatch.
The log cabin Democrat., 1916-03-13

hibiting the discharge of firearms within the city limits, the Topeka townsite would be as good a hunting ground as it was in the days when the first log cabin stood on the bank of the Kaw. There are rabbits in the City park by the hundred, and a To- pekan ventured the assertion that if the snow and ice continued to cover the ground the wolves and coyotes would slink over the paved street also.
 The presence of the rabbits, in
The log cabin Democrat., 1916-03-13

seem to care. She got aboard with big huff in her hand, which she held close up to her coat while she paid her fare. When she sat down she appeared to be betting something in the huff Suddenly a cats head ap- peared out of the end of the muff and in flash the cat had leaped to the floor of the car and was heading for the large curved seat in the back.
 The woman started after him, call ing, Here, baby, come back to your mother" The cat did not appreciate
The log cabin Democrat., 1916-03-13

 pests There number big brick apartment wall apoe the eighth the The redant house. locally the The sNe Swell only the weltodo
  the red ants appeadte bits pnheads put there millions
  lhey 
 Things came to such pass that not only the
  of hood Every
  Of the
The log cabin Democrat., 1916-03-13

THIS IS THE AGE OF YOUTH.
 You will look ten years younger if you darken your ugly. grizzly, gray hairs by using La Creole" Hair Dressing. Adv
The log cabin Democrat., 1916-03-13

For hot grease burns apply Han. ford's Balsam lightly until the fire is extracted. Adv.
The log cabin Democrat., 1916-03-13

For lame back use Hanford's Bal sam. Rub it on and rub it in thor oughly. Adv
The log cabin Democrat., 1916-03-13

A woman has the same ambition to get into society as a man has to keep out of jail.
The log cabin Democrat., 1916-03-13

Variety Is the spice of life to the bald man in the front row.
The log cabin Democrat., 1916-03-13
To Drive Out Malaria
 And Build UD The System

Take the Old Standard GROVES TASTELESS chill TONIC You know what you are taking. as the formula ia printed on every label, showing it is Quinine and Iron in tasteless form. Tho Quinine drives out malaria. the Iron builds up the system. 50 cents.
The log cabin Democrat., 1916-03-13
Philadelphia Woman Took Her Pet for Ride

trolley car the ridiculous
The log cabin Democrat., 1916-03-13

Instead of wearing a laurel wreath the modern poet struggles along with out a hair cut
The log cabin Democrat., 1916-03-13
Topeka Invaded by an Army of Hungry Rabbits

KANsome time on recent night Topeka invaded timd nangs of hunger rabbits If it
The log cabin Democrat., 1916-03-13

persuade herself that she has classic face
The log cabin Democrat., 1916-03-13

A Miss is better than a mile. N, man would care to kiss a mile.
The log cabin Democrat., 1916-03-13

To keep clean and healthy take Dr4 Pierce's Pleasant Pellets. They regulate liver, bowels and stomach.-Adv.
The log cabin Democrat., 1916-03-13
Its Place.

What shall do with this rasping letter."
 Put 1t on file"
The log cabin Democrat., 1916-03-13
Wanted the Front Door Key of New York Hotel

NEW YORKeny Lightman back his home baiwic boys
The log cabin Democrat., 1916-03-13

When a leap-year girl attempts to kiss a young man, to his credit be- it said, he never threatens to call for help.
The log cabin Democrat., 1916-03-13

ItFeHUts ITUH tHe Tent CneCkS each month, and he hasn't a care on his mind. But let me tell you the land lord who makes his expenses on property nowadays is lucky. In many cases it all goes out, and more. too. l know of million-dollar apartment house that suffered from a plague of red ants so consistently that it could not keep it's tenants, and it's value as an investment was seriously impaired
The log cabin Democrat., 1916-03-13

For calks use Hanfords Balsam. Adv.
The log cabin Democrat., 1916-03-13

A little nonsense then and now may stir up an awful row.
The log cabin Democrat., 1916-03-13
Seasonal Activity.

Seasonal Activity. Mrs. knicker-What is your trade? Weary Willie-I shovel rain, mum. New York Sun.
The log cabin Democrat., 1916-03-13

The true secret of feminine beauty is to be born pretty.
The log cabin Democrat., 1916-03-13
DON'T GAM BILE

that your hearts all right Make sur Take "Renovine"-a heart and
The log cabin Democrat., 1916-03-13
Blown Up.

Blown Up. Groans-My uncle lost his life last week in an explosion. Grins-So? Wife or boiler?
The log cabin Democrat., 1916-03-13
Gales l of GOTHAM
 11;:!!"|#an,dl 3, nd!:||5 10h 1o0heE!CITIES
Why Owners of Gotham Apartment Houses Rave

NEW YoRk-The average tenant ~ that the has nothing
The log cabin Democrat., 1916-03-13

A mean man always attributes hi1 dislike of his neighbor to envy.
The Gem worker and the Idaho labor herald. (Boise, Idaho) 1914-1917, 1916-01-13
THE DUTY OF A UNION MAN

In your local you can only be one
of two things, says the Liberal Leader.
helper or a knocker. Some of the
members are leaders of the local, some
of them are their followers and sup
porters, and some are opposed TO the
ones in charge who are trying to lead
the local to better things You cannot
be on the fence. You are either lined
up with the leaders, and aiding them
in their fight for better conditions, or
else you are with the other crowd,
holding back your own local and re-
tarding the growth of trade unionism
by just that much.
All of the members cannot be lead
ers, but all can abide by the simple
rule of the majority and stick together.
aiding those who are at the head by
any understanding that the local sees
fit to enter. You cannot become inti-
The Gem worker and the Idaho labor herald. (Boise, Idaho) 1914-1917, 1916-01-13
JOHN D. R.'S VIEWS.
Wonderful Change Noted in the Opinions Of the
Son Of His Father

every man is free to realize his high
est and best self.
The problem of promoting the CO.
operation of labor and capital may
well be regarded, therefore, as the
most vital problem of modern civili-
alton.
The labor union, among its other
achievements, has undoubtedly forced
public attention upon wrongs which
employers tof today would blush to
practice.
Must it not be, then, that an age
which can bridge the Atlantic with the
wireless telephone can devise some
sort of social X-ray which shall enable
tn evision of men to penetrate the bar
riers which have grown up between
men in our machine-burdened civili-
zation?
There is nothing very new in all
this except the source That how
ever, mekes it almost revolutionary.