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Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1916-11-06
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THE cHlFFoNlER.

The chiffonier Is large, copious
receptacle which will hold everything
that has not been put somewhere else
over night by Jealous wife.
The first chiffonier ever put together
sprang from the fertile mind OF man
and was intended solely for, the use
of husbands who want to charge their
clothes without hunting from the attic
to the cellar for clean shirt 1t has
apartments for everything that a man
wears, and when put in order by his
deft, tidy fingers is one Of the most
useful articles ever invented. But
how long is the average chiffonier al
lowed to remain In that condition? We
leave it to the accusing conscience of
woman to answer sc
Every husband is an orderly being.
and If let alone would know where TO
place his finger on his last summers
socks. At the close of the season he
places them in the lower left hand
drawer of his chiffonier but when he
goes to look for them the following
spring he will probably run into
collection of weather beaten night
shirts Some wives even go so far as
to fill their husbands chiffoniers with
the nucleus of a hair switch. decrepit
corset covers and broken-down silk
hose. and then expect him to dress for
$50 dinner in twelve minutes by the
watch.
When one considers the disadyant-
ages under which the American hus-
band labors, in attempting to present
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1916-11-06
PUT STOMACH IN
ORDER AND STOP
GAS INDIGESTION
-PAPE's DlAPEPSlN' REGULATES
OlSoN0ERED SfoMAcHs IN
FIVE MINUTES.
NO MORE pYsPEpslA. souRNEss.
HEARTeURN,. PAIN, eELcHlNo,
on AclpT1Y..

Nothing will remain undieested or
sour on your stomach II you viii take
a little Diapepsin occasionally. This
powerful digestive and antacid, sthouKh
as harmless and pleasant as candy xin
digest and prepare for assimilation ITO
the blood all the food you can eat.
Eat what your stomach Graves WIN.
oat the slightest fear Of indiges&ionsur
that you will be bothered with AcidIty
or sour risings, belching, gas on stom.
ach, heartburn. headaches from stom-
ach. nausea, bad breath. water brash or
a feeling like you had swallowed a
lump OF lead. or other disagreeable mis-
any stomach disorder you can get relief
within 1--WE minutes
II YOU viii get from your pharmacist
a 50-cent' case Of Pape's Diapepsin you
could always 90 to the table with d
hearty appetite, and your meals woald
taste good, because you would know
there would be no indignation or sleep.
less nights or headache or stomach mis-
cry all the next day: and. besideA you
would not need laxatives or liver. pills
to keep your stomach and bowelss clean
and fresh.
Pape;s Diapepsin can BE- obtained
from your druggist. and contains moao
than sufficient to thoroughly overcome
the worst case OF Indigestion or dys-
pepsia. There IS nothing better for sas
on the stomach or, sour doors from the
stomach or to cure stomach head.
ache. Va. Il; !,
You couldn't keep handler or rntrc
useful article in the house. -
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1916-11-06
ne or to YOU il Harding takes a drink

me or to you II Harding takes a drink
But. 'in voice filled with emotion
he has said things to chautauqua au-
diences and eIsewhere that1:hasi made
voters believe him 10 be a teetotaier
Harding has introduced this kind OF
bait into the campaign to catch voters
and Mr. Voter is entitled to know the
truth. s' tsssr a.
II Harding has made people believe
him teetotaler when he IS not tee
totaler, then this fact is a convenient
yard.,ick TO measure the sincerity in
the other campaign statements and
promises that Harding has made. The
voters are entitled TO know these facts.
Mr.. Conway. and that Is why spoke
out in meeting.
Now Just how did "Brockway lie to
the people Of Iowa about his road bilF'
That by the way was not my personal
bill. would be proud to claim Il II l
could. but dozen other men wrote
more of it than l. II was committee
bin. IL j am entitled to any credit or
blame as you see fit. it was for getting
team work out OF the committee on
roads and highways Of which was
cha!rTnant
Instead of calling Brockway liar
without any explained reason. why
don't You bring suit against Pierce for
his plain unvarnished statement I'M
peaehing your integrity as sworn Of
ficer of the state. You owe 1t to the
fair name OF Iowa II not to yourself.
II you must call somebody liar. why
cont you call Pierce liar instead OF
swallowing his insults and permitting
them to ruin your disposition.
never voted for a democrat before
nor never saw myself called liar
before, and do not propose to ,accus-
tom myself to either situation.
Now, Conway. show me where
"Brockway lied to the people OF Iowa
about his road bill. or about anything
else and they shall have my apology.
Failing to DO this insist upon your
apology in as public manner as the
assertion was made.
Respectfully
JAMES NJ. BROCKWAY.
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friend sends the following clever
apology for the times and for fun first:
Yes Grand Dad bought a pound Of
meat
FOR JuSI dime or SO,
But he'd paid most anything
To see a movie show.
TWO pounds Of sugar in those days.
Might have cost iii"
But gladly would they paid much more
II they could phone for it.
Potatoes, too, were bought dirt cheap
But never came a laugh,
Or Caruso's mighty tenor voice
FROM our friend the phonograph.
50 why complain of prices NOW
And give the crouch alarm,
" nen for the wheel of an automobile
Grand Dad would swap a farm"
Not grandfather. Gran6dad bought
meat cheap when he bought it, but he
was no regular patron of the butchers.
Grandfather always had couple OF
tat hogs 10 butcher at this time OF
year. He and his neighbor changed
works" and butcnered them in the
back yard. They stuck them, scalded
them in barrel Of hot water with a
little wood ashes in it. scraped" them
with an iron candIestick On a platform
made from the old barn door, hung
them over a pole on the "gamDrel
sticks" that had done duty for years
and emptied them, hanging the iivers
on a post TO cool out so that fried
liver might appear on the table al the
next meal. Then they sloshed pailful
after paiiful Of cold water inside and
outside, and nfiished by 'scraping up
with butcher knives and left the
dressed hogs to lose the animal heat.
That evening they were brought into
the woodshed and cut up Hams and
shoulders were trimmed neatly ant
side meat put 10 pickle, tenderloins and
chimes were set aside for resi- the
big grinder and sausage horn were
brought forth and the cloth sacks pre-
pared for the purpose were stuffed til
The seams strained with real country
sausage. The jowls and certain other
parts went into head cheese" and
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1916-11-06
THE BUSINESS FIELD.

Neither the pending elections, nor
the persistent rise Of prices have per-
ceptibly reduced tine momentum Of the
business movement Activity contin-
ues unabated at a time when more or
less hes!tanoy il usually Witnessed, and
Il remains a wonder that with costs
mounting steadily. and in many cases
rapidly. demands are sustained In SUCH
great volume. New buying for current
and forward requirements still out
strips me facilities for both production
and distribution. labor conditions ana
the growing scarcity Of materials act-
ing az brake on manufacturing IN
many directions. Car shortages are
also a ttndrance and the consequent
restriction Of fuel supplies causes some
concern among Industrial interests
With shipments generally backward
and the trend OF prices continuing
strongly upward. producers display
greater reluctance n extending COIL
Adi %ict az ~ iiiS 1890
an increasing numDer OF prof table coz
tracts are being rejected. Yet. even
with much business Of necessity being
held in allegiance, bank clearings make
a phenomenal exhibit and are $50 per
cent larger this week at leading CEN
tiers outside New York than a year ago,
tho part Of the gain is obviously due to
the high prices. As many expected,
further striking rise has occurred in
iron, fuel, hides, leather and in other
important lines and Of the 331 whole
sale modify quotations regularly
compiled by Dun's Review. Sc show ad-
vances this week and IA declines. Tht
extreme living costs not unnaturally
cause some restriction of buying and.
by many. luxuries ara purchased spar
:ngly, yet. On the whole, consumption
is maintained in remarkable volume
and in the aggregate retail trade Is OF
record dimensions. tho the weather has
not been favorable to the best results
in some sections.
Il is significant of the times that the
failure record continues highly encour-
aging. Prosperity IN trade and indus
try makes for greater promptness in
the settlement of financial obligations
and business reyerses are relatively
F., moderate. in spite of the increase in
new enterprise. During October there
| were Sc more strictly commercial de.
! faults than IN the shorter month 81
| September. LAO against 1,l54. but
fewer insolvencies occurred than in
| any October since 1912. and 1t is nee
essary to go back month by month t
| May, 1910, to find an indebtness small
or than the s1e,soo.oo0 just reported
Compared with last year. the numeri.
/ cal reduction is 50 and the contractio,
J in amount about s15. 200. or nearl,
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1916-11-06
aRockwAY CALLS CONWAY.

Let's Oct. 81, 1e1s.-Mr. Freeman
Conway. Mason City Times: The
Register quotes you as saying. Brock
way lied TO the people Of Iowa about
his road bill A friend sends me this
Clipping copied from the Mason City
Times: "BrockYay says he saw Har-
ding tipsy ON a steamboat excursion,
and again you say that '.Brockway lied
10 the people OF Iowa about his road
bill Possibly both quotations refer
10 the same article.
No. Mr.. Conway, ] did not see Mr..
Rarding 1ipsy while on, steamboat
excursion / did see Harding drink
liquor at "a banquet Evidently you
have confused, my statement with one
made by a Nj. Gills.
Giving you the benefit Of the doubt.
Mr. Conway. and not using the same
short and ugly word that yuu have ap-
piled to me, you have been careless In
your observations and reckless In your
statements You are SO careless. MI
Conway. tina, your friends should not
permit you to handle such dangerous
weapons as the truth.
What did ever do to YOU. Mr.. Con-
way. that you should persist in calling
rue names? In my Legislative scrap
book find clipping from Mason City
Times, March. 1913, crittcizirg your
very able Cerro Gordo county repre-
sentative. You say. He should have
been the first man on the floor TO move
to double that proposed bond issue and
be in accord with the Industrial sent!-
ment at home. But ne backed up in
the corner with such mossbacks as the
representative from Louisa county.
which never expects 10 be anything
but old time Louisa"
Then as now, j opposed a one-m:ll
state aid tax and cross-state paved
auto routes. And you were one
Of the paved road boosters. Now you
are whooping it up for Harding who
says he is proud to be known as the
mud roads candidate That's GER.
tainly turning some somersaults. Mr..
Conway. A
When Pierce said all those mean
things about you really felt sorry for
you. Pierce put out some campaign
literature for Harding. you know, in
which he told about 1.-The BLACKLIST page
IN 1owas history. Published your
picture. you know, said you were one
OF the state printers VINO 1alStned their
accounts. got away with the swag. etc.
Pierce says your state printing Is big
graft. And that Harding is the man
we should elect governor SO he can fix
1t. Now II you are for Harding I sup
pose you must agree with Pierce. too,
and all my sympathy was wasted.
II politics make queer beate!!o-s,
what very queer time you and Jim
Pierce must be having.
II makes no particular difference 10
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unshakan restimonY.

II
Time IL the test OF truth. And Doan,s
Kidney Pins have stood the test III
Marshalltown. No MarshaHtown resi-
dent who sufferss backache.' or annoy.
ing urinary Ills can remain unconvinced
by this twice-told Testimony. Ei
o. r. Wilson. $40 N. Second Ave.
Marshalltown. says: my kidneys be-.
came weak and irregular in action. The3
kidney secretions contained sediment!
like brick dust. had pains in my bacisS
so that to bend or lift anything. onlY
increased the suffering. Doan's Kidney
Pills. procured at the Mcbride & WIFI
Drug Co.. gave me great relief TheI
pains are not as severe now and the
kidney action is more regular"
The above; statement was given on
February 18th. 1907. and on October
Goth, 1915. Mr.. Wilson said: gladly
confirm all have ever said in praise
of Deans Kidney PMS. as they have
done me lots of good"
Price soc, at all dealers. Don't SINH
ply ask for a-kidney renedy-Eet Doan's
|Pills-the same that Mr.. Wilson has
twice publicly recommended. Foster.E
Milburn Co. Props. Buffalo. N. y.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1916-11-06
Masonic Meetings.
visi.ors eiways welcome

STATED OBSERVATION-DISCLOSURES
shall Lodge No. l0S. A. F. & A. NJ, Fri
day. Nov. II. 1880 p. m. Regular bust
ness. John w. Wells, secretary, b. o.
Erazey, W. NJ.
stGNET CHAPTER Nc IS. r A. n
Stated convocation Monday evening,
Nov. 30, 1880 O'Clock Regular business
Carl Sharner. II. p: John ". WeIls'
secretary.
STATED ASSEMBLY. King Solo
mon Council No. 20. h S. ~. Mon.
day. Nov. 20. Regular business. l. l.
Lnroes. Recorder. George Gregory, l. n
SPECIAL coAclAVE, St. Aldemar
C'prnnandery. No. so. h. T. MONDAY,
Nov 5. Z p m, for work and drill. r az
UNIFORM l. I. Forbes, Recorder; II. -
Mueller. Commander.
CENTRAL CHAPTER NO. 81, O. &
s-Resular meeting for business, "sa-
nesday, 7:30 .. m Nov Is. LIZA .
Battin, secretary; Cora NJ. Mcdowell
W. NJ.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1916-11-06

If you didn't register Saturday you
are due to feel rather sneaking about
it tomorrow.
a desperate effort to minimize the
effect OF the article from Midas Cri-
terion urging liquor support of Hard
ing and claiming him for the liquor in
terests is being made today. The Des
Moines Register is accusesed of garb-
ling the facts. AS the article was first
reprinted by the Des Moines Capital
|tand not given space until the day fol-
lowing by the Register it seems that
the attack should have been made on
the Capital instead of the Register.
There is no reasonable doubt that the
liquor journal was trying TO do its
best for Harding by lining up the liq-
uor men to make a strong effort in
the towns. That il was poor politics
on the part Of the liquor journal IL
evident but that doesn't change the
fact that every liquor advocate in
Iowa and elsewhere looks upon the re-
publican nominee as the standard
bearer Of the liquor dealers cause. The
submarine popped up too soon. But
at that every Informed person knew 4;
was there.
Colonel House and John Lind also
are anxiously awaiting the result. Coll
onel House a personal messenger and
John as political errand boy.
Secretary Daniels said in Marshall
town that the navy was over manned
and that enlistmen1s were being re-
fused. Pulitzer's Review speaking OF
the new super dreadnausht Arizona
and the pride Of Secretary Daniels
over her launching under mis- regina.
says:
Indeed the Daniels chest must De
near to bursting when he thinks OF II.
especially in view Of the fact that there
are not enough sailors on board to man
the ship nor enough ammunition to
make fight OF perhaps more than
fifteen minutes. '~-Nsn,s' -,
And now sauerkra ut has gone up to
S-u q OaTEel IN the east ana tlal S0ouiC
sci politicians" wondering ~ 10 its ef-
feet upon the German-American vote
A reasonable man is never always on
the same side and It isn't unreasona bic
10 be reasonable In politics as on other
questions.
There really ism, any good reason
for holding elections on Tuesday ex-
cept that it IS custom and law. II the
laws were to specify Monday ii would
save thousands of men a day and
day saved is two days earned.
II the Marina had a fourinch gun
reday to punch a hole in the suhma-
rine the point Of view OF the sub is
readily understood. 1t was then just
a question of dog eat dog.
% The man who votes in the booth as
he would vote in his own family circle
may be mistaken but he can't be con-
demned.
Great activity at the dock on Salt
river. Somebody's going to sail early
Wednesday morning.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1916-11-06

"souse," and when grandfather an
ls,ned with the hogs there wasn't Eiuef
| wasted but the squeal and the toe
nails.
The remainder of those unfortunate
porkers had become real food. Grand
father was some butcher himself and
grandmother knew how TO cook It after
grandfather had finished his part Of
the Job. The hams and shoulders huns
long in the smokehouse over a hickory
smoke. no liquid smoke for grand
dad. Sometimes grandmother laid
down" great juicy slices Of ham IN DIE
crooks covering them with hot fat
whence they were resurrected in The
winter seemingly "a fresh and sweet
and wholesomely tasty as when they
were cut from the bone. Speaking fur
Their of grandfather's meat supply
memory brings the 'hindquarter OF
beef that swung from the beams OF
the woodhouse.
Grandfather wouldn't have spen:
much time or money at the moves
When some of those emotional ac-
tresses" displayed their powers before
grandfather and grandmother there
would have been an exodus from the
moving picture show with grandmother
IN the lead making remarks apous
shameless hussies.'' Grandfather
would have accompanied her whether
or no, he was interested in the pic
lures: and neither grandmother nor
grandfather would have gone back II
would have been proclaimed in that
household that II one Of my girls was
at that place I'd go after her with
a horsewhip." The emotional play Oh
this age is a long, long cry from the
.panoramas" Of grandfathers age anu
time, when attendance on the theatef
or indulgence in fiction graded pretty
close to attending free thought lee
iure or having a set OF Tom faines
works in the bookcase.
Grandfather would have cottoned 10
the photograph but don't imagine thar
ragtime and highbrow classical stun
would have made hit in that mousse
hold or that dance tunes would have
been tolerated on Sundays or approved
Thoroughly on week days. Annie
Laurie and Oft IN the Silly Night
along with hymn tunes would have
been the rear limits Of repertoire. FER
haps grandmother would have wanted
q record with American Taxation on
one side and that song which related
in minor numbers how Poor Bird was
taken out to die" Blu, If you imagine
that any Of that 100000 and "Bung-
allow stuff would have got by You
have another guess coming. Not al
graudtatheT's. Nay, nay.
Grandfather might have come 70 the
automobile That horseless contrapuon
has won over many grandfather and
TandmotleT TO SIT pTloe4City u iAS
,onneau to be whrled over roads once
painfully traversed with OK teams and
farm horses but when grandfather
traded a farm or pus a mortgage on
forty for an extraordinarily grand
dad didn't do Il. Not grandfather: and
il he had got such notion he couldn't
have dragged grandmother before
notary with stump puller.
OF course grandfather and grand
mother would seem odd and queer
among US folks today but at that
.here'd be something mighty whole
some and fine and trustworthy ABOUT
the old folks. don't you think?
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1916-11-06

ids Gazette. "And falling to plant
ground prepared for the crop produc-
eth no harvest; neither does the pray
er without answer repay the suppl
cant for blistered knees"
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1916-11-06
IOWA OPINION AND NOTES.

To the Waterloo Timee-Tribune
It's interesting to hear the barber
kicking about the possible advance IN
the price Of milk while engaged on
35-cent hair cut"
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1916-11-06

The Sioux City Journal being moved
by the spirit Of caution, says: IN
vestigation without legislation does no
harm. Legislation without investiga-
ton may do a great deal Of harm
"YYea, verify" replies the Cedar Rap
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1916-11-06

boots and auto coats, and If a man
wants to change his pants he has to
paw over ten or twelve layers of dress
goods. How many divorces have been
caused by this treat ment will never be
revealed until the Judgment day.
The chiffonier is an ornament in any
home, but it should have paddock on
every drawer. :
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1916-11-06
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Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1916-11-06

The Sun City Tribune says, If the
national election date IS changed at
some future time very little difficulty
vii, &c encountered, then. in getting
the iowa date changed to conform
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1916-11-06

1T has been a dull presidential cam
paign so far as Waterloo is concerned,
admits the Waterloo Courier. Neither
Mr.. Bryan nor Mr.. Roosevelt has PAID
US a visitWe have had absolutely no
excitement except the visit OF the
Women's Campaign Special, Blame us
Cor being apathetic?" asks the Courier.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1916-11-06
WHAT GRANDFATHER WOULD 90.

friend sends the following clever
apology for the times and for fun first:
Yes Grand Dad bought a pound Of
meat
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1916-11-06
Topics of the Times

If you didn't register Saturday you
are due to feel rather sneaking about
1t tomorrow.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1916-11-06

Great activity at the dock on Salt
river. Somebody's going to sail early
Wednesday morning.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1916-11-06

Colonel House and John Lind also
are anxiously awaiting the result. Col
onel House a persona! messenger and
John as political errand boy.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1916-01-05
RECOMMENDS CITY EMPLOY HEALTH
PHYSICIAN TO SERVE ON FULL TIME

isolate the infective. in other words
the people CAPABLE of transmitting the
disease to others.
Children Most Susceptible.
Since children are more susceptible
to diphtheria and also come in closer
personal contact with each other in
fective individuals are most numerous
among children. It Is upon the hac-
THEOLOGICAL search for infectiye indi-
viduals, !. e., carriers, among the class
Of the population most liable to- diph-
liberia, that is. children. and their
prompt quarantine until found to be
bacteriologically free from infection,
that the only rational and effective eff
fort to eradicate the disease from a
community Can be made. II careTu.iy
and completely carried out 1t will re-
suit in the prompt control Of diph-
iberia.
When recognized, infective indi-
viduals must be kept isolated until
found free from diphtheria bacilli as a
result OF two consecutive negative cul-
lures. When these are obtained 1t is
fairly certain the individual is no long
er Of danger to others and may safely
be released from quarantine This oc-
ours usually in a week to ten days fol-
lowing the establishment Of quaran-
tine, but others may require two to
three weeks before release can be
made" ,E&, 4th