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Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1916-07-05
french Planes Drop
Bombs Into Sofia

London, July Also a. MA
squadron of French aeroplanes visited
Sofia this morning and dropped
bombs on the military buildings there
says Reuter- dispatch from Saloniki.
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1916-07-05

Ed Lewis made lot of enemies BY
his wrestling tactics, but he also won
the dough for his friends, who bet
that he could stay certain length of
time with Stecher. He stayed, but
his tactics were not popular. He
stalled all the way through and would
not take a chance of any kind, his
plan Of campaign being to stay away
from Stecher, and he did it just as
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1916-07-05
The Bees Fund for
Free Milk and Ice

Thousands Of dollars will 60 today
for pleasant celebration Of the ami.
versary Of our liberty. ..,
This is right and good. az. H..
But don't forget the poor, espe-
cially the helpless children and babies.
The Bees fund takes care of class
that could not get care in any other
way. Every cent goes to buy ice
and milk. Remember the helpless
little ones. Bring or send your con-
tribution to The Bee office. Any
thing from 10 cents to $500. = y
Previously acknowledged .s50.5o
George +. Jones. ................. 100
NJ. J. Curran. ...............I.... LOO
.. a. Iuhe' ....''.'....''''' i'oO
Total, ,'t'',''.'... $S3.00
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1916-07-05

well as he did last fall at Evansville,
Ind, when he stayed for two hours
and ten minutes. At $40 last night
they had wrestled four hours and ten
minutes, when the crowd hurled cush-
ions into the arena, showing their
disapprovaf Of Lewis actions.
Four times during the match
Continued on Page 0, Column ~ D..
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1916-07-05

NEW YoRS ARMoRED AUTOS cAAP-The picture shows
of
with loophoes e~' "' "ePo''eo
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CONTINUED on Page 2, Column 81
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Continued on Page .. Column ~
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1916-07-05

Use the telephone for
Bee Want Ads. Tyler 1000
Seven trunk lines.
\ Intelligent ad-takers.
One cent per word.
Crittenden record-press. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1909-191?, 1916-12-14
Bound TO Make Good.

The well-dressed stranger stepped
into the drug store and. passing by
the boy who usually attended TO casual
customers, approached the proprietor.
who was arranging some goods In the
show case.
Mr.. c., presumef' he re-
marked, pleasantly. and the druggist
turned and bowed gravely. Il have
heard my friend, Mr.. Quorn, speak Of
you often" said the brisk man. II.
told me II ever I needed anything IN
this line TO come to you. He spoke OF
you as a man on whom one could rel,
/ with perfect confidence, who had onl,
the best OF evrything and with whom
It was always a pleasure to deal"
Mr.. Quorn Is very kind" answere,
the other, beaming with qualification
He Is one Of by best customers. VIVA
can I do for you this morningr
"well-er-this morning. as II hap
pens" said the stranger, with just ,
little brIskness, "this morning I shouls
like, II you will allow me, TO consul
your directory"
Certainly" was the calm reply. 1--WE
also have good selection OF one an'
two-cent stamps as well ms railwa!
time tables. II you need anything %
that kind"
Crittenden record-press. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1909-191?, 1916-12-14
Sharp Axe or Dull Axe.
wv. J. Bryan }

TIE boy Who drops out Of school
under the delusivn that the mon
ey he can earn will be worth
more to him than an educa ion,
makes fatal mistake. As a
W. cd chopper can afford to stop
chcpping long enough to keep his
axe sharp so the students can az.
ford to pos'pore money ca n ng
long enough 20 cmp'ete his ed.
uca,ion. The diff rence.between
me etlng life's problems with a
trsirtd mind and a dull, mind
is even greater than between
cNopping wood with a sharp axe
and u dull one.
Crittenden record-press. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1909-191?, 1916-12-14
Youngest Woman lawyer
Given State Appointment

Denver, Col, Dec. 2 Miss
Cara Ruth Mozzor, tn y,ulfeSt
W man ever admit ed o practice
in Colorado coat. was appointed
junior Assist ut Attorney Gn
eral of the state tlday by Leslie
Hubbard Attorney General.elec,,
Miss MozZ r was graduated
last year from the University of
Colorado Law School.
Crittenden record-press. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1909-191?, 1916-12-14

presently, will Immediately assume,
has indeed already assumed. magni-
tude unprecedented in our experience.
We have not the necessary instrument
talities for Its prosecution; II il
deemed to be doubtful whether they
could be created upon an adequate
scale under our present laws. We
should clear away all legal obstacles
and create basis Of undouhted law
for 1t which will give freedom without
permitting unregulated licenSe. The
thing must be done now, because the
opportunity is here and may escape Us
If we hesitate or delay.
Porto Rico's Needs.
The argument for the proposed
amendments of the organic law Of por-
10 Rico is brief and conclusive, The
present laws governing the Island and
regulating the rights and privileges Of
its people are not just We have ere
ated expectations of extended priyi-
lcge which We have not satisfied.
There Is uneaSineSs among the people
Of the island and even Il suspicious
doubt with regard to our intentions
concerning them which the adoption of
the pending measure would happily re-
move. We do not doubt what we wish
TO do in any essential particular. We
ought to do it at once.
There are other matters already adj
yanccd to the stage of conference be
tween the two houses Of which II is
not necessary that | should speak.
Some practicable basis OF agreement
concerning them will no doubt be found
and action taken upon them.
lnasmuch as this is, gentlemen, prob
ably the last occasion ! shall have 10
address the Sixty-fourth congress,
hope that you will permit me to say
with what genuine pleasure and salts
faction have co-operated with you In
the many measures OF constructive pol
icy with which you have enriched the
legislative annals OF the country. IL
has been a privilege to labor In such
company. take the liberty OF con
graduating you upon the completion OF
a record OF rare serviceableness and
distinction.
Crittenden record-press. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1909-191?, 1916-12-14
Franklin objects Seriously.

She isn't very large, that's true, but
being a county seat, and bonsting Of
q college, several factories, -four mills,
railways, interurbans and her lately
acquired Masonic home, Franklin feels
that she Is not n town to be passed
lightly by, In fact, she knows her i'm
nertance. and thought that everyone In
the state realized II until she was
taken down a bit lately. During the
big conference Of the Methodist
churches held recently In the town II
meeting OF the Indianapolis presbytery
was In session at the same time nj
Hopewell, u country church In a pros
porous farming community few
miles out. One Of the Presbyterian
delegates, on leaving the train joined
In the throng headed for the Method.
list church. When II came TO regis
tering, some Of his inquiries caused
someone to suggest that probably he
was In the wrong place, and he asked
innocently: isn't this Hopcwelli"
NO, this Is Franklin" was the proud
reply.--lndlannpolis News.
Crittenden record-press. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1909-191?, 1916-12-14
Threw His Cork Lex
To brow ming Girl .

E,en a cork leg is a blessing
rather than a handicap 1T times.
Miss Mary de Fries, Of Lo. An.
geles Is alive tecause Howard
c. Creighton. a Civil war ye teran.
who was fishing on the bank Of
the Sscrau river when the
girls bat overturned. unstrap-
ped his artificial limb and threw
il to her, keeping the girl ahoat
until Crright,n's ron could res
cue her.
Crittenden record-press. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1909-191?, 1916-12-14
THE RICHES OWNED BY
KENTUCKY FARMERS

The farmer to-day represents n new
generation Of intelligent, independent,
thrifty people with money and inclina-
ton TO be progrcsrv The farm prod
ucts Of this year bring to the farmers and
planters probably five billion dollars,
which would prove that they could corner
the money market O; this country II they
got together and used il az one man.
Strength, strcnuosity and the future
health OF the American people depend
upon our country folks. AZ n rule,
country folk are healthier than those who
live in our crowded cities. Consumption
is disease Of civilization. Life in the
open air and sunshine gives vitality and
health. Nature Is the great teacher and
developer Of mankind. People have moro
faith in remedy which IL taken from
nature, from the vegetable kingdom, than
from any other source. A remedy which
has enjoyed grand reputation for nearly
half n century IL DR.. Picrcc's Golden
Medical Discovery, an Alternative extract
taken from barks, roots with pure glyccr-
Inc, without the use Of a particle Of alcohol
or narcotics. This medicine goes TO tho
root OF disease by initiating natures
methods Of replacing wasted tissue, en-
riching impoverished blood and incrcas-
ing nerve force. This Medical Dis
covcry" OF DIR. Pierce coaxcs the digestive
functions and helps in the assimilation Of
food, or rather takes from the food Just
the nutrimcnt the blood requires.
The prompt and certain action Of DR..
Crittenden record-press. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1909-191?, 1916-12-14
SL.25 A YEAR
RilE. Pic, Il The Csdiz Record
htrt January First.

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Crittenden record-press. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1909-191?, 1916-12-14

t.e sunny side, you might wi.~ M.
thi'g.
ltcre should .o orly oLc boss IN y
family, and no one understands the iob
better shan mother.
Wonders viii never CEASE. eX.
claimed Mrs. Albert Elder. 1T say.
here that method has been discover.
ed whereby IA msh can get drunk by
absorbing the rays of the sun -
That's nothing" replied Albert. u
know lots Of people Who get DRUNK y
absorbing m0onshinc.
Uncle Dock Green says. 1t viii take
you twenty.four hours day to mud
your own business.
Uncle Gus Bentley says. A man al
way has plenty of self control until
he need, H.
I'd McNeely said. A five vol d
prayer ifom the heart VIII get yOJ
mite 'han 500 word from the lips.
I'D Baker says. IL might be posslb'e
foi n ma. 10 serve two masters But
!, is impossible for woman to serve
both style and comfort.
Csrlrss Oakley said: Pa. will moth
balls kill flies?"
Yes. my son. but you'll have to
throw straight" replied h,s .a,her.
Darby Wyatt says. One good thing
about being married l.. that you can
always blame /, on your wife when
you make a mistake.
Uncle Billy Lloyd says. We are busy
yelpplng for freedom Of speech. Blu,
Is We said half Of the fool thing. m,
brother ssys. We would he in the no.
pital all the time.
! Hub Butler says, 2. T. Barnum dus
up 4 lot Of freaks in his time. but h,
never discovered man who could on
talk his wife.
John Warren Trsvi. says. It ISM
always unbelief that causes a man I,
keep away from church NJ, be h,
had church wedding when he wa
married.
Carloss Oakley said: PA. who kill
ed the dead langusge7"
Il guess they must have been talk e,
to death by the women folks, my son.
replied his father.
"Carloss. you 20 right in the hous,
and take n dose OF medicine" SAT-
Mrs. Oakley.
Editors. az rule. are kind.hearte,
and liberal. An exchange tells OF /
subscriber who died and left u fourteen
year subscription unpaid The cdito
appeared as the lid Of the coffin wa
being screwed down. and put in a liner
duster, thermometer palm-leaf fan an,
a recipe for making ice.
Crittenden record-press. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1909-191?, 1916-12-14
HOW TO CHECK THAT COD

When II IL painful to breathe and
fever sends chills up and down your
back. you ere in for n cold A timely
dose Of DR. Bells Pine Tar Honey will
stop the sneczes and sniilles. The pine
h'Isam lcosens the phlegm and clears
the bronchial tubes. the honey soo,hes
and relieves the sore throat, The ar
useptic qualities kill the germ and the
congested condition is relieved, Group.
whooping cough and chronic bronchial
affections quickly relieved. Al all
Druggists, % cents. %" 2
Crittenden record-press. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1909-191?, 1916-12-14
Good Tobacco Sale

Hopkinsville Kentuckian: V.
NJ. AGREE. Of near Oak Grove,
this week .old his cr"p of 60. 600
ppurds Of tobacco at Sill arour d
without any limit on lups His
crop is very fire and the sale
brings him six thousand. SIX hun.
bred dollars. Other farmers are
turning their crops loose at the
present salts fac DRY prices.
Crittenden record-press. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1909-191?, 1916-12-14

Irwin Cobb, the war correspondent,
home from Europe long enough recent
ly TO get his breath and look over the
proof sheets Of u new book. attended
an authors banquet In New York.
A deaf man sat next to Cobb. Far
ther down the table another man told
a funny story, and when he finished,
the deaf man laughed and applauded
louder and longer than any Of the
rest. > So -.s..
Good old boyl" shouted the deaf
man. "Thnt reminds me Of n story" he
added TO those near BY.
1"Get up and tell u, Charlie" cried
several. The toastmaster sanctioned
the suggestion.
Then the deaf man got up and told
the same story the other man had told.
Crittenden record-press. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1909-191?, 1916-12-14
ha Was on the Job.

The undertaken arose and said 10
the mourners assembled:
III anyone present wishes 10 shy n
few words Of tribute TO the deceased.
now Is the time, when the family will
he glad 10 hear such
A stiffness prevailed, and after n
few moments OF silence II was broken
by young man, who arose and
asked:
|, do I UNDERSTAND that no one wishes
Crittenden record-press. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1909-191?, 1916-12-14
Farm for Sale
SNhensver Yos Need q Genera, ro.ss
Take 0rOycss

The Old Standard Groves Ta,,.,s..
Iaill Tonic is equally valuable A. :
General Tonic. because Il cortsius ~
w WEI ~ 0s tonic properties Of QUININK
ana ikoN. II acts on the Liver, Driv..
oni Melaria. Enriches the Blood snd
ou''ds UP the Whole System. 50 cent?.
Crittenden record-press. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1909-191?, 1916-12-14
Loyd's Brain Leaks.

Sam Howerton ssys, It may seen
funny but about the meanest thing
you can says about man Ia that he
means well.
DICK Cruce ssys, The arple OF a
mans eye usually keeps her ESQ on
him.
Noel Baker says. Evd nov 80. ~
then father gets 90 y ~. ~ ' Ma
mother isn't h2ad -
something to "a. -.
Crittenden record-press. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1909-191?, 1916-12-14

The pres
{, II sr.;,ime un-
eces39flly act at
mall make my sug- |
8 possible; but there
~ left undone at the !
there will now be
II which 1t seems
hest Of the public
TT see. seems to me i'm,
! - that the earliest
cOf1eon and action
~ the remaining
ogram Of settle
on which l had 0cca-
q to you at the close
lin view Of the pub
"a by the unaccOm-
es which then existed,
RhappIly continue to
railroads Of the
Qmotlve engineers,
zen.
lee First.
tratiye reor-
. commerce
IS embodied
by the house
" awaiting
-order that the
abled to deal
various duties
D0fth a prompt
hich are. with
and means Of
|ssible.
shment OF an
legal basis alike
5 In the employ
Employees who are
DE work Of oper.
ti:ate transporta-
htion Of the ap-
lent OF a small
the actual re-
I a. railway %ss and ,I' is.
M,oval BY the con.
ion by the In
mission Of an
= to meet such
by the rail-.
.scendered nee
adjustments
IN, facts dis
BIZ he existing
III les for the
n arbitration
lkHe present
Yat, In case
4stion now
Euli public
Crittenden record-press. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1909-191?, 1916-12-14

htion Of the ap-
lent Of a small
Y the actual re-
pode adoption Of
:. , railway trans
che men and for
Omaha daily bee., 1916-09-27
EDITORIAL SETTINGS.

Cleveland Plain Dealer: If shoes are to
cost $40 a pair a good many men will feel
as If they couldn't afford more than one shoe
at a time.
Washington Post: The running debate be-
tween Senators Stone and Underwood proves
conclusively that there are two kinds of con-
sstent and answering democrats.
Chicago Herald, There is something in
the slow. numbering yet apparently effective
character of the new British war monsters
that seems vaguely in keeping with British
Aenius.
Boston Transcript: If signing bill twice
is safeguard against unconstitutionality
Mr.. Wilson should hasten to reafix his sigma
ture to 80 per cent of the measures that his
administration has enacted.
Cleveland Plain Dealer: Somebody has dis
covered that about 500 persons are struck by
lightning in this country every year. This
, would indicate that the danger of being
struck is almost as remote as that of being
run over by stationary engine.
St. Louis Globe Democrat: We acquiesce
cheerfully in the long ablished divisions Of
the day into eight hours for work, eight
hours for sleep and eight hours for recrea-
ton; but what to do in the last-named eight
hours often and often stumps us.
Philadelphia Ledger: 1t is difficult to see
how the government ownership Of railways
has been brought nearer by the recent incur
sion Of the brotherhoods into politics. Their
victory over n reluctant congress should act
as deterrent rather than as a stimulant
Springfield Republican,: If there Is Il flaw
in the constitutionality Of the eight-hour law
the supreme court won't have to hunt very
long for it. 1t is estimated that some 1000
lawyers, counsel for the 225 interstate COM
merce railroads, are looking for the flaw.
Omaha daily bee., 1916-09-27
Astonishing Efrontery
San Francisco Chronicle

In his speech OF acceptance, President Wilson
said:
"For the farmers of the country we have
virtually created commercial credit, by
means of the federal reserve law and the
rural credits law. They now have the same
standing as other business men in the money
market"
The facts are that the systematic study OF
rural problems unde1~national authority began
when President Roosevelt appointed the Com
mission on Rural Life, which held hearings in
all parts OF the country during 1907 and 1908
The first national study Of rural credit was by
the commission appointed by President Taft
which visited Europe and collected all the Of
fetal data upon which the rural credits law was
based.
The claim OF the president that ''for the farm
ers of the country we have virtually created COM
mercial credit" is evidence of the loose way OF
thinking of one not familiar with finance but
rhetoricay an expert. Rural or other credit
cannot be created by law The rural credit law
does not deal with commercial credit at all, and
the provisions of the federal reserve act which
authorize the redscountng Of paper based on
agricultural staples in warehouses; benefit others
more than farmers and merely recognize that
paper which had always been considered first
entitled to commercial credit have always had it
at their local banks, and those not entitled to it
cannot get it through any law.
The much-vaunted rural credit act will not
help the class OF farmers who need help, for
those who can qualify under the act could and
can borrow to the same amounts without being
required to take stock in banks unlikely to pay
dividends for long time, if ever, or to become
security for the payment of other peoples debt,
or to pay the expenses Of any local organi-
zation, or to pay the cost Of two apprasements,
one necessarily expensive, or to deal with cred
itor acting under law which permits no flexi-
bility.
What the result Of the rural credits act will
be nobody can guess. Except for the propa-
ganda carried on at the expense of the taxpay-
ers there would not be any result.
To claim the passage OF the act as a political
asset is ridiculous. The system may do business
in some sections or fail. 1t is certain that it
will help very few young men to get a farm,
for it does not supply what they must have. 1t
does give the president appointment to four $l0,-
000-a-y jobs, for gentlemen who may work up
business if they can. The appointments are
supposed to be nonpartisan, but will any of the
appointees say they shall vote for Hughese Or
urge their friends to do so!
Omaha daily bee., 1916-09-27
Mexican Mystery Slowly Unravelling.

While the joint commission on our relations
with Mexico is marking time at Newport, and
Carranzas representatives are being Hospitality
entertained by Uncle SAM the ubiquitous and
elusive Villa fitting joyousy and eruptively
from town to town under the noses of Trevino
and his troops, some light is being shed on the
Mexican mystery from sources much nearer home.
1t is being developed that suspicion directed along
certain lines was fairly we'll justified
When Villa butchered his way from Juarez
to Aguas Caentes he was rewarded by letter
from, our then secretary of state, thanking him
for his services to humanity This letter he
necessarily left at home the night he attended a
bail given in his Shonor,' wearing the costume
Of Eden before the fall. Something happened
soon after to turn the tide Of presidential favor
to Vcnustiano Carranza Just how the single
track mind" was set in the direction it has pur-
sued so devotedly has always been a mystery 1t
is known that clever lobby was looking after
Carranza's interest at Washington, and it is being
limited that some persons who had been highly
favored by the president espoused the cause of
the first chief"
Maybe disclosures will follow the story already
told in print The American people might care
to know just how far they are involved in the
bargain made by this cabal.
Omaha daily bee., 1916-09-27
Ak-Sar-Ben's Royal Welcome.

A preliminary flourish of trumpets, blare of
brass and the Auttering of the colors Of the king
dom of Quivera, denote the near approach to the
capital city Of King Ak-Sar-Ben XXI. 1t is a
signal for festivities and rejoicing among his sub
jects, and the merry-making for the harvest home
is here. The season is most propitious, and the
kingdom more prosperous than ever. No mon
arch OF all the line has entered on his reign with
so much of achievement to look back upon, or
such prospects to beckon on to greater endeavor.
Ali that makes for human happiness is here pres
emit; useful employment and ample recompense,
days Of effort and nights Of rest and security and
safety for all makes up the lot OF the good king
loyal subjects, and hope Eliminates all their
lives.
Great is Ak-Sar.Ben Long may he reignl
Omaha daily bee., 1916-09-27
MY LAND.


Edgar A. Guest in Detroit Free Press.
Ny land is where the kind folks are
And the friends are true;
Where comrades brave will travel far
Some kindly deed to do.
My land is where the smiles are bright
And where the speech is sweet,
And where men cling to what Is right
Regardless of defeat.
My land is where the starry flag
Cleans brightly in the sun;
The land of rugged mountain craB,
The land where rivers run,
Where cheeks are tanned and hearts are
bold
And women fair to see,
And all Is not a strife for gold
That land is home to me.
My land is where the children play,
And where the roses bloom,
And where to break the peaceful day
No flaming cannons BOOM
Ny lands the land of honest toll,
OF laughter, dance and song
Where harvests crown the fertile soil
And thoughtful are the strong.
My lands the land of many crseds,
And tolerance for all;
1t is the land of splendid deeds
Where men are seldom small,
And though the world should bid me roam,
Its distant scenes to see,
My land would keep my heart at home
And there I'd always be.