New Britain herald., 1916-06-10

than rom the back or the house came tie refrain, Yes, I could use a little help with these dishes"
 T certainly will be there," is what Jessie Monks writes. You know she is dentist now Writes D. D. S. after her name. That means Doctor of Dental Suffering we suppose
 Anna Zehler keeps a hairdressing parlor and sells artificial switches and curls. What do you bet her stock in trade does not contain those curls she wore when the senior girls appeared in school dressed in the fashions of 1919 instead of 1916?
 The Mcdonnell sisters are operating a fur store in Hartford. The other day, Eleanor Martin, who by the way is a teacher in the Hartford Art school, wanted to buy huff. What fur?" he inquired. Eleanor looked somewhat surprised but cheerfully re- sponded, ITO keep my hands warm, of course"
 The American Hardware corpora ton has secured Gazelle Moskowitz as head stenographer. Gazelle always was thorough and efficient worker so we know she will be a success.
 Longmeadows, Conn.,, is now the re- siding place of Carl Larson and Wal tsr Olsen They are owners of the Perfection Tonsorial Parlors.' A short time ago. while making altera- tions they noted the following sign, During alterations, patrons will be shaved in the back"
 Rose Nelson is secretary of the Charity Organization in Hartford. Her
 
 esting.
 Another classmate of ours has en- tered the legal profession. Harry Protass is now a corporation counsel and as fat as ever. Harry always was a first rate fellow. I wonder if the reason that fat men are never mean, IS because it is too hard for them to stoop to low things.
 Frances Kellogg has continued her studies of French and German and devotes all her time to translating French and German books into Eng fish.
 Guess who has become social worker Marion Hungerford and in explaining the nature of her work, she says Our object is to aid the tramp, to teach him to work, and try to stop him from getting his food from the bread line and his clothes from some bodys clothes lines.
 Berlin's only laundry is managed by one of our classmates. Here is an ad- vertisement he puts in the paper Don't kill your wife. Let us do your dirty work. Berlin Wet Wash Laun- dry Co.,, w. Schroedel."
 After graduating from college Esth- CT Pihl has obtained a professorsh1p in a large eastern college and has written many learned books.
 One of the most successful Wom- an lawyers of the day is Florence Fay. She talks on after her opponent has stopped from sheer fatigue. "In my youth" says Florence, 1T used to chew gum. I chewed it four years of my life, and the muscular strength which it gave to my jaw has lasted through long years of strife." Ruth Wolcott is another of our fa- nous classmates. She has become an architect and is now drawing plans for a New Britain Art school.
 After going to Dana Hall, Irene Swift travelled abroad, but is now at home She teaches a Sunday school class on Sundays. A few weeks ago, she was trying to impress upon the children that there was but one thing In which you could put your trust and concluded her little task by ask ing what it was. Safety -pins,' back seat.
 Another of our classmates to be- come 8 stenographer is Marion Brown, who is just full of fun as ever. One night her young man friend came a r1x to Marion at last came down, she found her little sister comfortably seated In the young mans lap. "Why, Mabel, aren't you ashamed?" said Marion. Get right down." "Shant either" retorted Mabel, 1T got here first
 Earle B. Lewis has become an au- thority on economics. A short time ago. while featuring, he mentioned that in some parts of the world the number of men was larger than that of women, and added humorously, 'l can recommend the unmarried ladies eigrate there" Two young ladies' who turned out to be Mary Curtin and Jessie Carrier, arose and started to leave just at this point, whereupon Lewis remarked, T did not mean that It need be done in such a hurry.'
 Halaby and Murphy have put New Britain on the baseball map again. Besides giving the fans their moneys worth, they are getting rich them selves.
 The chair of ancient history in a large western college is now occupied by Harold O'Meara. Art Judd, who Is an expert accountant met him one day hobbling through the streets of the town. After saying, "Hello," he asked, What are you carrying a cane for?" "Oh, I'm having a deuce of a time with water on the knee" said O'Meara Why don't you try wearing pumps?" said Art.