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Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1916-10-06
MIXING MINORS AND MINERS
Sign misunderstood by AIkaIi Ike and
Deadwood Dick on Visit to City
After Long Absence.

Alkali Ike and Deadwood Dick drift
ed into d western city the other day
with full wallets and a mighty thirst.
They had been enforced teetotalers for
many moons, so of course they made a
Decline for Saloon Row. The sign over
the first door they came to staggered
them-"No Minors Allowed"
mo miners allowed, eh?" said Al
kali. 'Well, we'll see about that &
''You bet!'' said Deadwood.
So they riddled the sign with bullets,
swept through the splintered door,
.yanked the terrorized barkeep from his
hiding place, ordered drinks for the
huddled and amazed crowd-and were
arrested in the midst of jollif1cation
that was really jolly from their side
only.
Gentlemen" said tsne judge, after
explanations, st order each of you to
go at once and buy pocket dictionary,
that you may find out there are minors
and miners. Don't mix them up again.
The case is dismissed"
hoe hos Inn sod TORT n
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1916-10-06
Let Them All Come!

Said North Carolina minister, Rev.
A. G. Handy, the other day: '"The
o1d-time minister helped to build this
nation, first, by a fine personality and
fine life; second, by building a
home that sent out sons and daughters
with characters like his own; and,
third, by an active interest in schools
and culture There are old-time
ministers living today and they are
helping in the same way to keep the
nation in the right paths. But the
whole country would be glad of a
wholesale addition to their ranks. The
nation needs more of their sort
Houston Post.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1916-10-06
Used FIau for Coat Lininu.

Pankus Brown, a tailor and a Unit.
ed States citizen for several years, adj
mires the flag so much, he told the
South Boston district court, that when
he wanted to make fur coat espe-
cially attractive he caused his assist
ant to use silk flag for lining.
II meant no insult to the flag,
Brown pleaded, when charged with
misuse of the national emblem. 4
wanted TO make the coat look nice, and
used the prettiest thing I could FIND.
That flag cost me a lot Of money
The court ordered him fined $50
Boston dispatch, Brooklyn Eagle.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1916-10-06

--since the old-fashioned attic seems
to be dying a slow but certain death
in almost any type of house design
the roof may be used to express any
one of a number of ideas. The funda-
mental hip and gable types may be
variously modified and combined with
one another and with several types of
dormers. A number of roofing mate
rails offer a further variation in APP
pearance.
A great variety of building ma
terials are open for selection. The
walls of the house may be given many
pleasing finishing touches both in color
and character of surface. It remains,
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1916-10-06

dragging sensation across my 1oins,
difficulty in collecting my thoughts
and was troubled with short
ness of breath. Dodds Kidney Pills
have Cured me of these complaints.
You are at liberty to publish this let
ter for the benefit of any sufferer who
doubts the merit of Dodds Kidney
Pills.
Dodds Kidney Pills, &c. per box at
your dealer or Dodds Medicine Co.,
Buffalo, N. Y. Dodds Dyspepsia Tab
lets for Indigestion have been proved.
SOC. per box.-Adv.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1916-10-06
Where Are the Bows?

The Minden Magazine, the organ Of
the Lancashire Fusiliers, observes in
a recent issue: Eve are not, of
course, allowed to say where we are,
but we may venture to say that we
are not where we were, but where we
were before we left here to go to
where we have just come FROM"
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1916-10-06

female troubles and
nervousness. ! had
a pain in my right
side and could not
eat anything with
out hUr tin G my
stomach. I could
not drink cold water
at all nor eat any
kind of raw fruit,
nor fresh meat nor
chicken. From 178
pounds I went to
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1916-10-06
The BIGGER Fish.

mike" said Flooding Pete, "what
would you do if you had million dol
lars?"
81 Dunno answered Meandering
Mike. "But I'm suspicious dat I'd be
sittin' up nights worryin' fur fear some
O desc billion-dollar boys ID freeze me
out an git it away from me-
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1916-10-06
An Eve to Bushes.

'sThis play is the worst ever. am
going to demand my money back"
.Wait until after the next act, old
man. Ten years elapse between acts
/ and 8, and you can demand interest
on your money for that length of
time"
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1916-10-06
Wrono Time o. Year,

.That fellow seems excited about
something"
YES. He was born in Kansas and
this is the first time he has ever seen
the ocean"
''Umph! He must be stupid cuss
to wait until the bathing season is
nearly over before coming to take a
look at it."
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1916-10-06

refreshing. l felt
heavy and sleepy
after meals, was
always nervous
and tired, had a
bitter taste in my
mouth, was dizzy.
ad oatin G
, specks before my
eyes, was always
%hirc4xy had a
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1916-10-06
A GRATEFUL ACKNOWLEDGEMENT.

Mr.. F. G. Case of Welcome Lake,
Pa, writes: II suffered with Back
ache and Kidney Trouble. My head
ached. my sleep was broken and IN
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1916-10-06
after SIX YEARS
OF SUFFERING
Woman Made Well byLydia
E. Pinkham's Vegetable
Compound.

Columbus, Ohio.+'1 had almost given
up. had been sick for six years with
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1916-10-06
The StvIe of 1t.

"Read my palm, please"
"Ah, you want a hand-picked fu-
ture, do you?"
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1916-10-06

In the bungalow, more than in any
other type Of house, there is the pos
sibility of producing effects which will
meet the desire of a person whose mind
is definitely set upon some novel fea-
ture which is to predominant through
out the scheme of architecture en-
ployed in the house design. There is
such an endless array of little. tricks
which may be brought into play for
the purpose of establishing distinctive
ness in each particular bungalow de-
sign that it is radical mind which
cannot find satisfaction in one of the
many combinations of details which
are at the disposal Of the designer.
Since the designer of bungalows is
not hampered, in the true type, by the
necessity of tucking rooms under the
roof or of providing large attic space
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1916-10-06
Important TO Mothers

Examine carefully every bottle OF
CASTORIA, a safe and sure remedy for
infants and children, and sec that it
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1916-10-06

Chile has heavily increased tariff du-
ties.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1916-10-06
Type of Bungalow Which VIII at
Once Appeal to the Be-
holder.
BEST PLACED ON WIDE LOT
For the Most Artistic Effects the Sur
rour dings Should Be as Close to
Nature as PossihIe-LaWn
Always Matter of
Importance.
Bv WILLIAM a, RApFoRD.

Mr.. William A. Radford .ylll answaE
questions and give advice FREE OF
COST on all subjects pertaining to the
subject of building, for the readers of this
paper On account of his wide experience
as Editor, Author and Manufacturer, he
is, without doubt, the highest authority
on all these subjects. Address all inquiries
to William A. Radford, No. 1927 Prairie
avenue. Chicago, ILL.,, and only enclose
two-cent stamp for reply.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1916-10-06
MEN WAN TED
sT9R Compressed Yeast

A fresh, reliable. fast baking yeast for bread.
rolls. griddle cakes, etc., etc. Remember we
give valuable premiums. Ask your dealer,
Red Star Compressed Yeast Co.., Milwaukee, Wis.
Five Mile Beach weekly journal., 1916-01-14
Ancient Oath Taking.

A method of taking the oath far more
nyglenic than kissing the book was
tnat observed at the Forest of Dean
MINE court for about 800 years, begin
nng in the thirteenth century. 1t was
not for any hygienic reasons, but to
prevent soiling the book. that the min
efs before giving evidence touched the
Tour gospels with a stick Of holly. The
Witnesses wore their hats to show that
tney were free miners.-London Chron-
icle.
Five Mile Beach weekly journal., 1916-01-14
Civic Club Meets with Mrs.
Mayhew

On Friday afternoon, January eth, a
meeting of the home section of the
Civic Club was held at the home of the
chairman, Mrs. s. Dixon Mayhem.
Among those present were Mrs. W. H.
Austin, Mrs. A. @. Bailey, Mrs. Leslie
Caldwell, Mrs. Davis, Miss Davis, Mrs.
Jonathan Hand, Mrs. Washington
Hilton, Mrs. Harry Koeneke, Miss
Lydia Mech, Mrs. Edward II. Nye,
Mrs. Chas. II. Rosskam, Mrs. H. H.
Tomlin, Mrs. Palmer Way, Mrs. w. F.
Wentzell.
Mrs. James L.. Pennypscker, who
edits the page in the Sunday Record
devoted to the home and school, a de-
partment for teacher, pupil and parent,
under the pen name of Grace F. Penny
packer, was the principal speaker and
gave an interesting and instructive talk
on home and school league work.
She thought it a great pity that SO
many fine school buildings In our state
aud others, should be closed nineteen
hours out of the twenty-four while the
boys and girls of the community were
on the streets, and cited cases of the
work already accomplished by the
association.
Permission had been obtained from
the Board of Education to keep the
school buildings open for the benefit of
the school children, and lawyers,
physicians, business men, etc., were
secured by the league to give lectures
and talks during the evenings, and
classes were also formed for the study
of English, sewing, music aud dancing.
The work became such a success and on
such a firm footing, that it was event
ually assumed by the Boards of Educa-
ton and the association relieved Of all
responsibility. From a very sma be-
ginning nine years ago, 80 full fledged
parents and teachers associations have
been formed.
The work has been endorsed by the
Civic Club, Century Club, Girls Alum
nj of the High School, etc. Of Phila1el-
phia, and letters have been received by
Mrs. P~ennypacker telling of the form
ing of Parents and Teachers Associa-
tions in Peru, China and Southern
Africa and the successful work being
done in those far distant countries.
F. s. Lloyd, of the Wildwood school
faculty.. made a fe w remarks endorsing
the great work of the Asso cation; after
which the hostess served light refresh-
ments aud a social half hour folio we'd,
which was enjoyed by all present.
Five Mile Beach weekly journal., 1916-01-14
The Giants Orqan.

M Of the most interesting features
ol the Giants causeway is "the giants
organ" This huge instrument con
slSts of a group of pillars of various
lengths set apart on the side of the
nlaln cliff. The larger columns being
III the center and the smaller ones ia
perlng off on either side after the fash
.on OF organ pipes admirably sustain
Tue idea which the name giants or
gar" conveys.
Five Mile Beach weekly journal., 1916-01-14
Mrs. Frank Becker
IO5 E. nth Ave.

East of North Wild wood station
will be pleased to show you a new line
Of Fall and Winter dress goods; q
large assortment of ginghams and per-
Gales, galetes and linens at all prices.
Furnishings for Men, Women and
Children, also Infants outfits.
Sweaters for every member
of the family. Dressmaking supplies
and trimmings. Everything at city
prices.
Agency for Pictorial Review patterns
Both phones
Bell, 261-L keystone, 659-Y
Goods sent throughout the County
by Parcel Post. Free delivery on Five
Mile Beach.
Five Mile Beach weekly journal., 1916-01-14

For R~ent-Steam heated, sunny offices in
the journal building. $40 per month.
Apply at or address the Journal office. Wild
wood, N. j.
Five Mile Beach weekly journal., 1916-01-14

mere is nc possible success without
some opposition as a fulcrum.-Oliver
Wendell Holmes.
The day book. [volume] (Chicago, Ill.) 1911-1917, 1916-04-15

Washington, April IS. - United
States consular dispatches forwarded
from Ell PasO carried reports to the
state department today that a second
fight between American troops and
residents had occurred at ParraI. No
details were given.
Consul Letcher at Chihuahua in
formed state department Chihuahua
newspapers, gave an UnimpassiOned
account of PaTral fighting, saying one
American soldier was killed, but fail
ing to state how many Mexicans were
killed.
Washington, April 15.-Detailed in
structiOns on his official attitude in
regard to the CaTTanza suggestions
for withdrawal of American troops
from Mexico were dispatches to Con-
sui Rodgers at Mexico City today by
Sec'y. Lansing. While officials refused
to make any public announcement in
the matter, it was learned on high
authority the dispatch informs Rod
gers of this governments willingness
to discus the suggestion formally
with Mexican Ambassador Designate
ArTedOndo.
Gen. Carranza got a tremendous
welcome when he arrived in Mexico
City early yesterday, according to an
official massage to the embassy here
today.
FL Paso, April IS. - Gen. Ramon
Iturbe was in city today en- route to
Japan on special mission for Gen.
Carranza. Iturbe refused to confirm
or deny report that CaTranza seeks
an alliance with Japan.
FL Paso, April Is - Rioting, in
which much property was destroyed,
followed clash between American
troops and residents of PaTral, ac-
cording to adVices received by A. J.
McQuatters of Boston, president of
Avalarado Mining & Milling Co. of
Parral. Carranza Consul Garcia,
The day book. [volume] (Chicago, Ill.) 1911-1917, 1916-04-15

I'll IGIdlIdIlOu LOT IOCGuI lIOuDIGS
armed men yesterday Thursday at
noon assaulted mill, breaking in
doors and windows, of residences"
Mob repeated the assault at mid
night, again rObbing and destroying
and will probably repeat the incident
Military authorities know everything
connected with the same.
All reports seem to contradict re-
ports received by mining men yes
terday that American forces took
possession of Parral.
San Antonio, April IS. - Though
nearly 48 hours has elapsed since the
first reports of fighting at ParraI ar
rived from Mexican sources, Gen.
Funston today was still without any
official dispatches from Gen. Per-
shing.
Long delay is increasing feeling Of
alarm here for $50 cavalrymen at
tackled at Parral It is feared that
they have been unable to rejoin main
advanced column and report back to
Gen. Pershing.
Accounts of fighting received from
Consul Marion Letcher at Chihuahua
convinced officials here that Ameri-
can troops obeyed instructions and
camped outside PaTTaI, despite Car
rama statement that they encamped
inside city. Letcher reported as his
latest information that detachment
of unarmed American troopers en-
tered PaTral to obtain supplies and
were fired upon by Carranza troops
and citizens, who killed two Ameri-
cans. Others retreated to their
camp outside PaTTal, and turning a
machine gun on their assailants,
killed 40 MeXicans.
Gen. Funston sent message to war
department, which he refused to give
out today. This dispatch was thought
to concern Parral battle, although he
declined to indicate as much.
CorTo n ziSto trOOO u0Ovnmnnfc in
The Caldwell watchman. (Columbia, La.) 1885-1946, 1916-09-29
ORDINANCES AUTHORIZING PUR.
CHASE OF ENTIRE PROPER
TIES OF WATERWoRkS.
CONTRACT PRICE 100000
Deed and Title Covering the Property
VIII Be Submitted to Dillon,
r. Thompson and Clay For Their
Approval.

Shreveport
Ordinances authorizing the pur
chase OF the. entire properties of the
.ShEeyepart Waterworks Company,
from pumping machinery to formulate,
and maps, issuing certificates Of in
debtedness for 100000 to pay two
thirds Of the contract price for $780,
600 and for, the construction and
equipment of an entire new pumping
filtering and softening plant, passed
their first reading without dissenting
votes at an adjourned meeting of the
city council Immediately following
this meeting Mayor Ford and Com
missioner Ward will 90 to New York
to close the deal transferring the wa
ter companies property to the city.
The deed and title covering the prop
erty will be submitted to Dillon,
Thompson and Clay for their; ap-
proval. .,.. ...
= AS the adoption Of the two ordi-
nances will be- within the specified
time limit, they will pc kept on file
in the Office of T. H. Thurmond, city
auditor, for the seven days, required
by law and are open for inspection
by any one interested.
The Caldwell watchman. (Columbia, La.) 1885-1946, 1916-09-29
PART OF CARRANzA
GARRISON DESERTED
VILLA LEFT CHIHUAHUA JOINED
9Y 1000 OR MORE ADDl-
TiONAL MEN.

Washington.-The most detailed
accounts yet received OF the lighting
at Chihuahua City when Villa cele-
brated the Mexican independence day
by successful assault on the Car
rama garrison, reached the War De-
partment from Brig..Gen. Geo. Bell,
commanding the Ell Paso military dis
trict. 1t asserts that Villa personally
led the attacking forces; that he took
and held numerous and importan,
buildings in the city for several
hours; that he was joined by a thou
garrison and retired, PROMISING tore to Re.
turn soon. and taking with him a
large quantity Of captured arms, am.
munltlon and artillery.
zen. Bells dispatch does not show
the source of his information and
many officials believe his account Of
the incident was founded on rumors
reaching the border as were various
stories which have been transmitted
oy State Department agents. They
were inclined to believe for that rea.
son that the full truth of what trans.
pired is not yet known.
reports so far received are similar
only IN that they show a fight did oc-
cur on September 1S and that the Vii.
a followers took the penitenttary
IND some other buildings. They all
as to the part Villa PLAYED. |
lot even agreeing that he was
resent.
The Caldwell watchman. (Columbia, La.) 1885-1946, 1916-09-29
CAPTURE OF HILL WEST OF
FlORlNA, WHICH HAD BEEN
STRONGLY FORTIFIED.
COUNTER ATTACK CHECKED
French Artillery Caused an Outbreak
of Flames in Dorian, and French
Troops Made Progress on
Their Left Wing.

is.-I}uSsian troops on the west
ern end of the Macedonian front took
the offensive. The war Office announc-
ed that they had captured Hill 9l6,
west OF Florina, which had been for
titled strongly by the BulgarianS. A
Bulgarian counter attack was check
ed by French and Russian artillery
and bayonets.
French artillery fire caused an out
break Of flames in Dorian, and French
troops made progress on their left
wing. On the Broda River Servian
troops reached the frontier and
French infantry made slight ad-
vance to the north of Florida.
The announcement concerning the
Macedonian front reads as follows:
"On the left bank Of the River
Strunta British troops, continuing
their raids. were successful In an at
tack upon Jammah, to the north OF
Lake Tahinos. A detachment OF
French troops operating on the right
Of the British took trench at the
point of the bayonet and made some
prisoners.
From Dolran to the Vardar our ar
tillery has displayed great activity.
An energetic bombardment Of Dolran
resulted in causing fire in the town.
"On on rleft wing progress was
continued along the entire line. In
the region OF the Brodna river Ser.
Wan troops have reached the from.
y tier To the north of -Krusograd and
70 the northeast OF FIOrian French
lnfantrymen have occupied the first
mouse of Petorak, as a result of a
spirited fight, and they also have
made a slight advance to the north
Of Florina. -
To the west of this town Russian
troops captured by assault Hill s16
which had been strongly organized by
the enemy. In this same locality a
bulgarian counter attack was check.
Gu oy the fire of our artillery, and
tnen repulsed at the point OF the bav.
onet by French and Russian troops
acting together.
10 the southwest Of Florina a
FRENCH accommodating detachment
mas had several spirited engagements
IN the country south of Preeba Lake
with Bulgarian attachments from
Biklista."
The Caldwell watchman. (Columbia, La.) 1885-1946, 1916-09-29
An Another EMBARGO AopeaI.

new York.-President Wilson will
De asked to call a special session OF
congress to declare an embargo upon
the expectation Of wheat and federal
and state investigation of the in
crease in the price of -four will be-
demanded by resolution adopted BY
loo bakers OF Brooklyn. 1t is said
that flour would be sold at s14 har-
rel and bread at 20 cents loaf next
spring unless an embargo is imposed.
The Caldwell watchman. (Columbia, La.) 1885-1946, 1916-09-29
Woman Is Beheaded.

Berlin.-The headsman's axe was
used here in the execution of Johan.
ma Ullman, one OF the two particl.
pants in shocking murder here last
March. Her female accomplice in the
crime, in which girl friend of the
two was choked, robbed and cut I'D,
is awaiting beheading.
The Caldwell watchman. (Columbia, La.) 1885-1946, 1916-09-29
Flyer Drops To Death.

Shawnee, Okla.-M. G. Roberts, an
aviator, while giving an exhibition
flight in an aeropla1e before more
than 1000 spectators at the county
fair here, fell 1900 feet and was
killed. The machine had been re-
built and it is believed defective me-
chanism caused the accident,
The Caldwell watchman. (Columbia, La.) 1885-1946, 1916-09-29
New Russian Loan.

London.-A new war loan by the
russian government is proposed. &C.
cordlng to dispatch from Petrograd.
Inc plan is to issue at the end Of Oc-
toDer a new internal S IL per cent
war loan to the amount of 100000.
ooo roubles, the price Of issue to
be IS.
The Caldwell watchman. (Columbia, La.) 1885-1946, 1916-09-29
Women FIGHT Wilson

Reno, Nev,-Miss Anne Martin, ma
tiohal chairman OF the Womans Oar.
ty, arrived to remain until after the
election in November. She says the
"oman's party Is determined to carvv
Nevada against President Wilson and
Senator Pittman.
The Caldwell watchman. (Columbia, La.) 1885-1946, 1916-09-29
Draws One Cent Fine.

Chicago.-A fine of one cent and a
two-minute imprisonment in a court.
room chair was the punishment i'm.
posed on Michael Levin by Federal
Judge Lands. Levin, aged 20, had
been found guilty OF falsifying con.
corning his age to obtain a postoftice
position.
The Caldwell watchman. (Columbia, La.) 1885-1946, 1916-09-29

The port Of Baton Rouge Will %
dedicated formally October H. the
day before the opening Of The Baton
Rouge Live Stock and Agricultural
Fair. The date was decided at a
meeting Of the executive committee
Of the Chamber OF Commerce, which
is arranging for the celebration. Sen
at0r Ransdell will deliver the dedi-
catOry address. He is coming TO
Baton Rouge to attend the fair.
President L. U. Babin presided al
the meeting and outlined the WORK
ing plans Of the commercial body for
the next fiscal year. His plans were
unanimously Endorsed. An outline or
the work which the chamber will try
to accomplish follows: Securing 2n
auditorium or convention hall, IN"
removal Of the penltentlary from
within the city, more parks and play
grounds, sewerage extension. improy-
ing port wharves, new courthouse,
a city library, and city hospital, pro,
noting port advantages, cooperation
with labor, patrOnlzlng home moT-
chants and manufacturers. municipal
ownership Of public utilities, estaD.
lishment of live stock market, Sc
curing railroad shops, enlargement r
the federal building, better passenger
accommodations out Of Baton Rouge.
The following committees will ne
appointed by the president for the
ensuing year: Legislative, publicity.
agricultural, live stock. civic improve
ment and public utility. retail mer-
chants, railroads, parish auxiliary,
real estate, good roads, industrial,
real estate and entertainment.
The Caldwell watchman. (Columbia, La.) 1885-1946, 1916-09-29
Connecticut Guards 10 Vote

Hartford, Conn.-The Legislature
at a special session passed an AZ,
enabling the Connecticut gYardsm4n
a. the Mexican border to vote at the
November election and appropriated
100000 for the relief OF dependents
OF the soldiers, No other matters
were considered.