El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1916-12-06
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and he got it. but he paid SIS for il,
according TO the officers OF the reSl-
ment. Lieut. Lamb had been told that
an army officer did not need a hunt
ing license, so he killed his deer with
out first stopping to take out a permit
to do So A game warden overlook
him and a justice OF the iJeace. accord
ing TO his brother officers, then did
enough to convince the young man that
il would be cheaper next time to hire
q lawyer to look up the game laws,
than taking the advice OF the unini-
tiated-
Here's another story about chaplain
H A Chouinard. 23d infantry He was
serving in Panama and there were
some few thousands of working men
from all over the world digging the
canal One day the cha plain went for
a swim in a large lake, and, as il was
a holiday, many Of the laborers were
doing likewise
The trail to the lake lay over q very
high mountain and il was some climb
In addition TO this, the way was strewn
with great trees and progress was i'm
peded by those peculiarly tenacious
vines known only to the tropical jungle
at its very best.
As the chaplain came out on top
OF the ridge, he met man who had
painted up the other side. Said the
chaplain: What kind of a trail is il
from here on2' The laborer replied
y
blank blank damndest trail you ever
saw. How is il where you came alonge"
The chaplain chuckled and said. with
much glee: Exactly the same kind
Of trail, my friend"
Q z. Stratton is Chester II you
want 10 get very familiar with the
Tri-State phone man and call him by
his first name
Capt Watts middle name IS Peter
The galley boy calls one OF the fell
lows in the shop Rose" because he
can always smell him. he says.
Just as all high prices are now
blamed on the European war. all bad
roads are blamed on the army trucks.
so here's another indictment against
! the army transportation; The road
! between Clint and san ElizariO is in
as bad shape as some Of the streets in
Fl PasO that were covered with that
cheap imitation pavement In fact it
I Is little worse, If possible. for in
( some places 1t is almost impossible to
/ navigate il at all A little work
would put il back into condition but
/ II il IS left in its present shape, Walter
| from his chickens in the valley and
| then what q calamity, Walter can't get
along without the chickens
]
| Rio Grande, who are watchfully wait
; ing for something to happen across the
! river. are making themselves as COM
4 Portable as possible while waiting.
| Sheds have been erected for the horses
J at the camp opposite West Nsleta and
{ flagpole has been cut and put up in
/ the center of the little plaza around
! which the conical tents are erected.
! Il looks like regular military can
I Torment
! The Schuster Musical Comedy COM
| paoy, so far as the principals are con
I cerned. is just like one big family, and
| everybody likes everybody and there
| appears to be the best of feeling be-
! tween all the members. Each is glad
| TO see the other get an encore and
] jealousy appears TO be unheard Of
| Some of the members have been To-
| gether for several years An example
| of the amity existing was observed last
| Friday night at the Rotary club ban
| quet- Just after the quartet had fin
| ished singing I told Herman Weber
the bass singer. that one OF the Rota-
| rians had said he was the best singer
! he had ever heard. Several Of the
| other boys Of the company congratu-
lated him Milton Schuster, the owner
OF the show was present and smiled
his satisfaction, then in mock serious
ness. tapped his lips and said: please
don tell him anything like thar he'll
! be asking me for more money" Quick
/ as a flash, Weber retOrted: Il know
you well enough TO know ! wouldn't
get It" What do you think of tina.
| for fellow who has been with me five
! years. said Schuster. Then il devei-
| oped that the Schuster company has
| been together with many Of its present
/ principals for that long. There has
4 70 De team work and good fellowshiE
N a thea rical company when the mem.
! oers stick together that Ions.
|
Have you any football players il
I the FL Paso high scho0l?'' was tn,
| telegram received By ". G. Jolly from
! W W Jenkins. auditor Of Williams
county. The message evidently is tn,
i result Of the recent e. Paso High gam,
| at Georgetown against the Southwest
] ern university in that city which
. trounced the FL PasOans so easily tina