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Tombstone epitaph., 1916-03-19
DRINK HOT WATER
 BEFORE BREAKFAST
Says you really feel clean. sweet and fresh inside, and
 are seldom il.

If you are accustomed to wake up with a coated tongue. foul breath OF g dull, dizzy headache: or. if your meals sour and turn into gas and acids, you have a real surprise await Ing you.
 Tomorrow morning, immediately up on arising. drink glass of hot water with teaspOonful of limestone phos- phate in it. This Is intended to frst neutralize and then wash out of your stomach. liver. kidneys and thirty feet of intestines all the indigestible waste, poisons. sour bile and toxins. thus cleansing, sweetenirg and purifying the entire alimentary canal.
 Those subject to sick headaches. backache. bilious attacks, constipation or any form of stomach trouble, are urged to get quarter pound of lime stone phosphate from your druggist or at the store and begin enjoying this morning inside-bath. It is said that men and women who try this become enthusiastic and keep it up daily. It is splendid health measure for it is more important < -.Sep clean and pure on the inside than on the outside. be- cause the skin pores do not absorb i'm purities into the blood. causing dis ease. while the bowel pores do.
 The principle of bathing inside is not new. as millions of people practice it. Just as hot water and soap cleanse, purify and freshen the skin. so hot water and teaspoonful of limestone phosphate act on the stomach. liver. kidneys and bowels. Limestone phos- phate is an inexpensive white powder and almost tasteIeSs -Ady
Tombstone epitaph., 1916-03-19
BAcKAcHE, RHEUMATISM
Dear MT. Editor:

Dear MT. Editor:
 For long time suffered from back ache. pain in left side, frequent trina uon tbothering me at all times during the day and night). and the uric acid in my blood caused me to suffer from rheumatism along with a constant tired. worn-out feeling. heard of the new discovery of Dr. Pierce. of the invaiids' Hotel. Buffalo, x. Y.. called "Anuric." After giving "Anuric" a good trial l believe it to be the best kidney remedy on the market today. have tried other kidney medicines but these "Anuric Tablets" of Dr. Pferce's are the only ones that will cure kidney and bladder troubles.
 tSigned) HENRY A. LOVE.
 NOTE:-Experiments at Dr. Pierce's Hospital for several years proved that "Anuric" is 37 times more active than hthia. Send Dr. Pierce l0c for trial package.
Tombstone epitaph., 1916-03-19
More Women Farmers,

vania last year had 1000 women farm. CTS. In Georgia during the last three years the number of women farmers has more than doubled. The major fly Of the women go in for raising hogs. cattle and foodstuns. leaving cot tor planting to the men.
Tombstone epitaph., 1916-03-19
Couldn't Foroct Him.

Uncle George-COme here, Willie! Don't you know who am?
 Willie-You bet do! You are mas brother who stayed here two months one time and never offered to pay cent for board. Oh. yes; I've heard pa speak of you often.
Tombstone epitaph., 1916-03-19
HUSBAND SAVED
 HIS WIFE
Stopped Most Terrible Suf- fering by Getting Her Lydia E. Pinkham's Vegeta-
 ble Compound.
Denison, Texas. -" After my little girl was born two years ago l began sui

feripg with female trouble and could hardly do my work.
 1 was very nervous but just kept drag ging on until last summer when I got
 where l could not do my work. I would have c chill every
 day and hot fasheo
 and dizzy spells and nv head would al-
Tombstone epitaph., 1916-03-19
Noicy Younpster.

Dayne-You have a new baby at your house. hear.
 Payne-Great guns. and We live four miles apart, l had TO idea any one could hear him that distance,
Tombstone epitaph., 1916-03-19
Type of Construction That Ap. peaIs to the Farmer Who
 Is Up to Date.
WELL VENTILATED AND DRY
Concrete Foundation One of the Most important Items-Desisred With View 10 Save Labor in Keep
 ing IL Clean and Sani-
By WILLIAM A. RAoFoRp.

Mir William A. RadfOrd VIII answer questions and give advice FREE OF COST on all subjects pertaining to the subject of building work on the farm. for the readers of this paper. on account of his wide experience as Editor. Author and Manufacturer. he Is. without doubt. the highest authority on all these subjects. Address all inquiries to William A. Rad ford No. lS21 Prairie avenue. Chicago. Ill, and only inclose two-cent stamp for reply.
Tombstone epitaph., 1916-03-19
She Was Wise.

T proposed ;o her last night she saiG. no and I said good night.
 Foolish boy. Don't you know that you must never take woman's no for an answer"
Tombstone epitaph., 1916-03-19

Use Murine after Exp0sure h Geld, Cutting Winds and Dust It Restores Refreshes and Promotes Eye Health. Good for all Eyes that Need Care. Murine Eye Remedy CO. Chicago Sends Eye Book on request
Tombstone epitaph., 1916-03-19
Net Even That.

Harold-You don't mean to say that you absolutely do nothing?
 Clarence-Aw. don't even do that. My man attends to everything. yop know.
Tombstone epitaph., 1916-03-19

Red Gross Bag Blue makes the .,undres happy, makes clothes whiter than. snow >ll good grocers. Adv.
Tombstone epitaph., 1916-03-19

general arrangement for the average farmer who is considering a combina. ton barn for his farm.
Tombstone epitaph., 1916-03-19
WESTERN MINING AND OIL
 NEWS
stern Newspaper Union News Service.
Prices Quoted for Metals.

Lead, New York. s6.i5. Bar silver, 567sc. Spelter, St. Louis, $500. Copper, casting. s2G.6212.
Tombstone epitaph., 1916-03-19

It's easier to induce two hearts to beat as one than it Is to induce two mouths to eat that way.
Tombstone epitaph., 1916-03-19

John Galsworthy. the author. wal twenty-eight years of ase before h. tIgan to write.
Tombstone epitaph., 1916-03-19

Folly and failure roost on the same perch.
Tombstone epitaph., 1916-03-19

Brazil produced sugar commercially as early as the sixteenth century.
Tombstone epitaph., 1916-03-19

Dr. Pierce's Pellets are best for liver, bowels and stomach. One little Pellet for a laxative-three for a csthartic.-Adv.
Tombstone epitaph., 1916-03-19
February Cripple Creek Output
 S1.121.614.

Cripple Creek, Colo.-The output Of the Cripple Creek district for the month of February totaled 79,G30 tons, with a gross bullion value of sl,l21,G14. The average of all ore treated was sl445 a ton. As com. pared with January, the production for the short month was but about 2,000 tons less and about sS5.000 lower in valuation. The figures given out by the several treatment plants follow:
 Average Gross PLANT Tons Value Value Shelters, Denver
 and Pueblo .. 4,loO $500 225.5oo Colorado City 2s.5oO 1900 5so5OO Portland, C O O.
 rado Springs l2.5oO 2i.oo 2s2.5oo Portland Victor 17.60o 2.3f A.lst JS pehdeace. s[ ~ l225o 225 27.5s2 Isabella " 1880 26O i36s Totals .. ase50 Sii.i5 si.;2..s,. The following dividends of record were paid by Cripple Creek mining companies in February: Portland Gold Mining Company. s90.00O, q quarterly dividend Of . cents share; Vindicator Consolidated Gold Mining Company, s45,00O, quarterly dividend of 3 cents; Golden Cycle Mining and Reduction Company, s30,00O. monthly dividend of ? cents share. The dividends of the close corporations are not made public.
Tombstone epitaph., 1916-03-19

An adult man produces in A hours enough heat to boil five or six pints of water.
Tombstone epitaph., 1916-03-19

A new electrical process makes ,harcoal from sawmill waste
Tombstone epitaph., 1916-03-19

If you wish beautiful, clear white clothes. use Red Gross Bag Blue. At all good grocers Adv.
Tombstone epitaph., 1916-03-19

The bishop of London has three secretaries.
Tombstone epitaph., 1916-03-19

The inexperienced One. Belle-Is he a man of affairs? Anne-Mercy. no! He never had a chance. The first girl he proposed to accepted him.-Judge.
Tombstone epitaph., 1916-03-19

Although the dignified man may not know much, ne has to be very careful of what littIs he does know.
Tombstone epitaph., 1916-03-19

~rd i've. 1y i;. a11-
The Glasgow courier., 1916-01-28
IN A MIGHTY BAD Way,

One is constantly hearing it expressed these days
that the main for the Southern states voting for
prohibition to take liquor away from the negro. 1t
is said that the only way the white could protect
himself and his family from the brutal black keep
the negro from getting intoxicating liquor. But the
proving disastrous to this theory Alabama has abol
ished the legalzed sale of liquor. Birmingham is one
of the most important industrial centers in the South
1t has immense manufacturing plants in full operation;
it has enormous payroll The manufacture of muni-
tOns and material brings millions monthly to the big
shops. But social disorder prevails The city seething
with crime. The startling statement published few
days ago under Birmingham date ne that Birmingham
is passing through a critical crisis The city is infested
with criminals and crooks Crime rampant and drunk
is prevalent than in the citys history
The worst kind of alcoholic posons being sold in
quantities to the colored people and the use
of deadly drugs is growing daily"
The Survey, highclass publication that has on its
board of directors some of the biggest and abest men in
public life in America, published an editorial last Sep
ember discussing conditions in the prohibition state of
Alabama Referring to the city of Birmingham it said
"This city has discontinued its street cleaning and gar
bage collection 1t has dispensed with it's health officer
city physician and market Inspector extingushed half
the lights cut the school term from nine to seven months
and reduced by ten per cent the salaries of teachers who
were receiving over $75 month"; 1t has discontinued
onehird of it's police force, and put the remainder on
tWelve-hour shift 1t has closed several fire stations
stopped every cent of its appropriations 10 hospitals chill
drens homes and charities and reduced by third the
allowance for the maintenance of parks In short the
make this cut because the city 81 629 year
to operate, and only $896,556 was available"
Published and paid for by the Montana
Helena Nont)
The Glasgow courier., 1916-01-28
WHAT TO FEED A LAYING HEN.

WHAT III r ECU "A LA lNG HEN.
No one has yet found better food
for laying hens than fresh green bone
/ finely ground.
It contains all the necessary fat,
protein, and phosphates to assist the
hen in producing the egg and keep
ing herself we'll and strong. It is an
animal food.
In her wild state the hen lived upon
seeds, green food, bugs, worms and
water. How can we expect her then
to do proper work if shut up in a
house and fed on dry, hard cereals,
with no change for months except a
little water to wash it down?
Corn alone is not sufficient for a
hen. Corn to chicken is like cake
and candy to child. Chemistry
shows and experience proves that a
laying hen needs starch, gluten, oil,
wheat and shell; that she requires
green stuff as a tonic and regulator;
that she needs animal food to make
albumen.
Albumen is the principal part Of
an egg.
The Glasgow courier., 1916-01-28
Passing 1t On

A Sunday school teacher, after con-
Quoting a lesson on the story of
"Jacob's Ladder" concluded by say
ing: "Now is there any little girl or
boy who would like to ask a question
about the lesson?"
Little Susie looked puzzled for a
moment, and then raised. her hand.
"A question:, Susie?" asked the
teacher.
II would like to know" said Susie
"if the angels have wings, why did
they have to climb up the ladder?"
The teacher thought for some mo.
ments, and then, looking about the
class, asked: "Is there any little
The Glasgow courier., 1916-01-28
ASSESSMENTS IN 1916
WILL BE UNIFORM

Following a long discussion Of tax
alton, in which the county commits
siOners Of the state as well as other
associations of county officials par
ticinated, the Association of County
Assessors last weak adopted uni
form basis of assessment for nearly
all taxable property in the state OF
Montana. This basis Of assessment,
embodied in five separate schedules
and covering all manner Of property
under their jurisdiction. fixes min
imum at which everything can be as
sessed although discretionary powers
of the assessors are in no way in
fringed upon.
Approval of the assessment sched
ules by the assessors followed reports
of the various standing committees
appointed at the beginning of the con-
yention. The committees spent most
Of one day in arriving at their con-
clusions, and the reports were drafted
Immediately after a. joint meeting
with the County Commissioner as
sociation, at which taxation was the
principal topic of discussion.
It was decided at this joint meeting
that commissioners sitting as board
Of equalization also will abide by the
schedules.
The reports are divided into six
sections, each representing differ
ent committee.
There was a difference of opinion in
but one committee, that on livestock.
B. w. Emerich of Beaverhead county,
in a minority report, disagreed with
the majority members of the COM
mittee as to the valuation of stock
cattle. declaring that, in his belief, a
minimum valuation of $50 per head is
too high. His minority report urged
adoption of the schedule of last year
in its entirety. The following men,
bers of the committee signed the ma
jority report: p. E. Clark, A. c. An
derson, H. D. Hill, John L. Lundgren,
J. H. Stewart, A. H. Roush, G. w.
Colpitt, Charles F. Reese, B. H. Cott-
rell, O. B. Jackson, Robert Martin
and Roy Lee.
The six schedules are divided as fol-
lows: Livestock, mines, mining ma
chinery, automobiles and plow out
fits; high power, telephone and tele-
graph lines; timber and timber lands;
banks and merchandise; farm lands,
farm improvements, farm machinery,
elevators and FIGURING mills.
Each committees report was made
a part of the record Of the proceed
ings and the schedules will be printed
for guidance of the assessors in the
various counties.
The schedule likes the assessment
for coal claims at 500 per acre, on
quartz claims at SIS per acre, and on
placer claims at $3.50 per acre. In
addition to this assessment there is
constitutional provision for taxation
Of the net proceeds of mines of what
ever nature.
The report Of the committee also
recommends that reserved mineral
rights in all lands be separately
assessed where the surface right is
held by different owner, and that
such rights be left to the discretion
of the assessors as to the values.
The Glasgow courier., 1916-01-28

This recommendation Of the commit
ee was concurred in.
| The assessors also decided, upor
recommendation of the committee
hat mining machinery should be
-~~-~1 ~ nrorortion to other. classes
Of personal property; that assessment
Of automobiles, plowing outfits and
'eel!us, machines should be left to
Re discretion Of the assessors.
The method of assessing banks and
merchandise will remain unchanged,
according to decision of the associa-
tion. Merchandise will be assessed as
all other property, based on last
years inventory or sworn statement.
The following method will be pur-
sued with reference to assessment Of
banks:
Capital stock. surplus and undivid-
ed profits, less real estate, consisting
of banking house and fixtures, as val
ued by the assessor; then assess IS
per cent Of the remainder at what the
assessor believes represents the value
of the property.
The method Of assessing banks has
been one Of the principal topics of dis
cussion by the commissioners, the dis
cussion developing divergent opinions
with reference to this.
The report Of the livestock commit
tee adopted by the association fixes
the following schedule for assessing:
Stations and thoroughbred horses,
left to the discretion of the assessors.
Range horses, at not less than SIS
per head.
Work horses, driving horses and
mules, at not less than $50 per head
Cayuses, from $25 to $35 per head
Thoroughbred cattle, to be left tc
the discretion Of the assessor, but not
to be assessed at less than $50 pei
head.
Dairy cows, at not less than SAC
per head.
Common milch cows, at not less
than $50 per head.
Three-year-old steers, at not less
than $35 per head.
Three-year-old beef steers, at mol
less than $45 per head.
Two-year-old beef cattle, at not less
than $35 per head.
Stock cattle, at not less than $50
per head.
Two-year-olds, at not less than $24
per head.
Yearlings, at not less than SIG per
head.
Stock sheep, at not less than SO pei
head.
Lambs, at not less than $3.50 per
head.
Goats, at not less than 50 per head
Rams, at not less than SIS per head
Hogs, at not less than IS per head
No changes were made in the
method of assessing timber and tim
ber lards, the committee recommend
ing adontion of the schedule of las
year, which is as follows:
First class timber lands, containing
100000 feet per quarter section, a
not less than 50 per acre.
Second class timber land, contain
ing from 100000 to 1,250,O0O feet pc,
quarter section, at not less than 81
per acre.
Third class timber land, containing
from 100000 to 100000 feet pc
quarter section, at not less than S:
The Glasgow courier., 1916-01-28
boy who would like to answer Susie's
question?
P0liteness Returned

A few days after a farmer had
sold pig to a neighbor, he chanced
to pass his place and saw his little
boy sitting on the edge Of the pig-pen
watching it's new occupant.
"How dye do, Johny," said he
"How's your pig today?"
"Oh, pretty we'll, thank you," re-
The Glasgow courier., 1916-01-28

Hunters attention. Don't waste
your time hunting for perfect fuel.
We have it. It's an automatic repeat
er. Ask for Owl Creek. It's it. I'm
perial Lumber Yard. If.
The Glasgow courier., 1916-01-28
piled the boy. "How's all your folks ~
|-Harper's.

Suggestion of an aviation squad for
Panama reminds us that Goethals
long ago began making the dirt fly.
The Glasgow courier., 1916-01-28

Mother Cooking through magazine)
Darling, l see from statistics given
here that every third baby born in the
world is Chinese.
Father (fondling his first born)-
Then thank goodness this is our first.
The Glasgow courier., 1916-01-28

Austria may have read the improv
ing story of Davy Crockett's coon.
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1916-08-04
Don't Let Soap
Spoil Your Hair

When you wash your hair, be careful
what YOU use. Most soaps and prepared
shampoos contain too much alkali, which
is very injurious, as it dries the scalp
and makes the hair brittle.
The best thing to use is just plain null
sifed cocoanut oil, for this is pure and
entirely greasclcss, It's very cheap, and
beats the most expensive soaps or any
thing else all to pieces. You can get
this at any drug store, and few ounces
will last the whole family for months,
Simply moistcn the hair with water
and rub it in, about tcaspoonful is all
that is required. 1t makes an abundance
OF rich, creamy lather, clcanses thor
oughy and rinses out easily The hair
dries quickly and evenly and is soft,
fresh looking, bright, fluffy, wayy and
easy to handle. Besides, it looscns and
takes out every particle OF dust, dirt and
dandruf
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1916-08-04

lust wanted to warn the speeder and
that it was not in reality an arrest
at all. With three honks and a
stream Of smoke, the deceitful de-
mon "tromped" on the gas and shot
right away from there,
When Mayor Mitchell arrived at
the city hall, the reporters inquired
what he thought Of the speedy life IN
Norwalk, and the mayors reply
showed that the honest police of
Norwalk had been fooled for the sew
eral miIIionth time
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1916-08-04
Don't Overlook the three
homes advertised below,
They are wOrththe money.
BUNGALOW.

Five rooms. bath. pantry, large basement largo
front porch back porch lattIced. and slceDng bal
cony This bungalow Ia practically and Is
built throughout Of the very best material, The
downstairs, including large living ROOM dining
room and kitchen all have polished oak Noors lIy-
Ing room and dining room both have cabinet man
tells and can be thrown together with double slid
doors stairway in kitchen to basement. The up
upstairs has two large bedrooms and bath four
large wardrobeg, doorway from either bedroom
TO sleeping balcony. situated on corner lot 4Ox8o
feet. This Is gsUe home and would have to be
seen to be appreciated. Price $4,000. $3.50 cash,
and the balance very easy payments.
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1916-08-04

feet, Miss Held rolled zem eyes,
picked up Ting des ToureIles, her
$1,000 Jeklnese dog. hoped In her
new $4,000 auto and shot up the
Btreet-just like that
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1916-08-04

The Spanish government is plan
Ming 10 build an electric railroad
from Madrid to the French frontier
to connect with French lines.
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1916-08-04
NnrlCE nI LrDICIAL sALE.

Pursuant 70 decree Of the Circuit
made and entered on tho goth day Of
June 1916 IN rhuucery order Book No,
IS. pagc go In the chancery cause Of
Arlic d. llIlr"t. against Benjamin +.
Rusk, ct un J. the undersigned Special
Commissioner VIII on Saturday the 2nd
day u september 1916, at 30 O'Clock =.
Courthouse Of Harrison County west lir,
ginu offer for sale to the highest and
The sun., 1916-09-15
NOTES OF THE SOCIAL WORLD.

Miss Eleanor Kirkpatrick. daughter NJ
Mr., and Mrs. William Kirkpatrick, will
h" married to John Wise Mofatt this
evening AT the home Of her parents in
NontCla.r. y. =.
carol Alker will give a costume party
on September 90 at tho country place OF
his mother. Mrs. Alphonse Alker, at
Great Sock, l.. /
Major q. Creighton Webb has gone to
New port for a short stay and will be at
tho Hilltop Inn.
Mrs. George Pratt 1ngersoll will give
n reception tomorrow afternoon at her
"c"n.r: Place n H!aScac!a. Conn. :or
her debutan,e daughter. Miss Gertrude
Victoria InEcrsol'.
Henry Spies Kip went to Lcnox yester-
day to visi, Mr.. and Mrs. Charles Aston
Bristed.
Mrs. Richard Cambria has left Lake
Champlain and has gone to peapack.
y. j.. TO join hcr son. Richard Van Nest
Gambrill.
Mr.. and Mrs. James +. n. Lanier have
LEFT Newport and will he at tho Plaza
until they 70 20 their apartments AT 400
Park avenue.
Mr.. and Mrs. William Adams Dclano
are visiting Mr.. and Mrs Henry Ciews
IN Newport.
Mr.. and Mrs. Nelson g. HYDE arc -e-
cc!vinr congratulations on 'hr birth of a
daughter IN syracuse, y Y. q fcw days
az" Mrs. Hyde was Miss Naomi An
drcws. daughter Of Mr.. aud Mrs. Samuel
". Andrew or So Madison avenue.
Congratulations are being received by
Mr.. and Mr. \ Vcrry Osborn on the
birth Of q daughter at their sumncr
home in G'cr cove, l.. I. Mrs. Osborn
was Miss Anne " Stcc'c
The sun., 1916-09-15
FOX HUNT AT WHITE SULPHUR.
j. Lynch P~enderEast Of New York
Entertains AZ Luncheon.

WHITE SULPHUR SPRINGS. W. Va,
Sept. 1.-THE G~rccnbrier Hounds met
this morning at the Meadows. the home
OF Mr.. ard Mrs Thornton Lewis. who
entertained the field at breakfast before
the hounds were cast. The first covers
draw proved blank. but the hounds put
up a red. out Of the blur below the
pines. which brought them IN a straight
run to the river. doubling back through
Sunset Gap to Harris Run. where he
went to earth. AS the terrier was not
handy. the master decided tn leave him
n drew the Shipley covers. putting out
a gray almost Immediately. which pro-
vided a forty minutes fast run before
he was brought down in the open ~
Glacc.
In tho field with Lawrence Dickson.
NJ j. H.. were the Misses Eugene X
and Ellen Cassatt. Miss Ellis. the Misses
Marion Strohcl. Mercer French. Grace
Andrews. Mrs. Clark Miller and Edward
Buckley Sd.
There will he a convention next Mon
day Of the National Association OF
Casualty and Surety Agents and the In
tcrnational Association of Casualty and
Surety Cnderwritcrs az White sulphur
Springs.
i. Lynch Pendergast Of New York
gave n luncheon yesterday afternoon AT
the Log Cabin. Among his guests We're
pr. j. iIcrndon French. Mrs. W Will
oushby sharp. Mrs. Henry Eutlcdcc
Buist. iIrs. Edward White, Miss JoS PHI
ire Mcclure. Dr. George Taylor. Mis-.
Charles Howry. J. Livingston Minis and
John Carrie.