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The Green Forest tribune., 1916-10-13
The Renorter Scnres.

Senator Treacle-Did you tell that reporter I had nothing to say?
 Serv0nt-Yes sir.
 Senator Treacie-I suppose he was very much disappointed.
 Servant-I hardly know, sir. He said he was fully aware that you never said anything, but was under the i'm pression that you never missed an opportunity to talk.
The Green Forest tribune., 1916-10-13
Natural Deduction.

That woman," said HerIock Shomes, the great detective, "has evi- dently heard that lemon juice is good for the complexion"
 Cause why?" asked old Dock Wat son.
 She has such a sOur-looking face" replied the 2. q. But as a rule, women have better comp3exions than men"
 Naturally" commented the pill peddler.
 "No, artiicially," snapped Shomes
The Green Forest tribune., 1916-10-13
BEST SILAGE YET INVENTED
More Grain Corn Contains, Better Feed It Makes-Cow Never Gives
 Something for Nothing.

Corn makes the best silage yet dis coyeref and the more grain it con tains, the better feed it is. The Silo adds nothing to what Is put in it; it merely preserves in good shape the feed put in 1t. So don't expect heavy milk flow from silage made of corn or kafr containing no grain. While
The Green Forest tribune., 1916-10-13
RAISING HOGS IN THE SOUTH
Farmers Learning to Fatten Animals on Alfalfa and cowpeas-Fine
 Pork Is Result.

Farmers in the South are learning how to fatten hogs on alfalfa and cowpeas, making pork as fine as is ever seen in the northern markets and at less cost than it can be produced in many of the northern and western sections.
The Green Forest tribune., 1916-10-13
No Isyohino Matter

T thought you would surely laugh nt that little joke" said the alleged humorist. as the editor solemnly glanced over the manuscript.
 'Not me-" replied the man behind the blue pencil. II feel more like cry ing when meet one of my old boy hood friends"
The Green Forest tribune., 1916-10-13
SAFETY FIRST" FOR SWINE
Are Taking Precautions Against Losses From Hog Cholera.

| (By DIR. E. M. RANCK Mississippi Ex- pertinent Staton.)
 Safety first for the pork chop" is | the vatchwOrd with the many farm
 CTS who are now taking precautions against losses from hog cholera. The only reliable treatment and preventive for this disease is the antihog cholera serum discovered by government off, cials and known as the Dorset-Niles serum.
 The many ways Tn which cholera may be carried from one herd to an-
 other makes it imperative that hogs In infected territory be vaccinated as early as possible after the disease is discovered. If a competent graduate veterinarian is to be had, the serum simultaneous method may be used, by which the hog is immunized for life.
 In the interval after the disease is discovered and before the serum may be obtained, a knowledge of the means by which it is transmitted may help in some measure to prevent it's spread. Buzzards are the principal carriers, but pigeons and other birds eating aft CT the sick hogs men walking through infected pastures, dogs digging up buried carcasses creeks running through past4~ 4 }taining diseased l.sgs 5;,I igsessss Asanq many otheE rrle"Is Furnish rf&hsportaIloiI. Ine following suggestions may help in con- trolling the disease:
 Write to your veterinarian. Burn or bury all hogs dying of cholera so deep that dogs cannot dig them up Keep hogs away from running streams that are likely to carry infection. Keep people who have been infected out of hog pastures. Kill the buzzards.
The Green Forest tribune., 1916-10-13
Why She Mourned

He (anxiously, after popping the questionl-"Why do you cry, my love? Did offend you by my pro- posal?" She Quietly sobbing)-"Oh, no dear. Mamma always said to me, LII. you are such an idiot, that you would not get even donkey for a lover, and now I have got one, after alI.'"
The Green Forest tribune., 1916-10-13
Deserves DroWninq,

What is the name of that song Mir. Yawper is singing?"
 Its q new sentimental ballad en- titled, Drifting In a Canoe With the Girl of Your Dreams"
 "As a rule I am not in favor of rocking the boat, but in q case like this l think it ought to be done"
The Green Forest tribune., 1916-10-13
Sarcastic Caddie.

beginner on brand-new golf course was having particularly try ing experience on hole laid across A well-meaning but exasperating plowed field. When he did not miss the hall he hit the ground behind it. His cad die, summing up the position with cold, professional eye, remarked to his companion: My word! It wouldn't cost him much If he was playin' with new-laid eggs!"
The Green Forest tribune., 1916-10-13
Exec ssive Moisture

T see where a judge wants to be re- lieved of his duties in a domestic rela- tions court
 What's the trouble?"
 He says it's making his rheumatism worse"
 Il don't understand"
 "So many tears are shed in his court that the atmosphere is nearly always damp"
The Green Forest tribune., 1916-10-13
a Stirrinu Effort.

You say the orator plunged into his speech?"
 That expresses the idea exactly. He widowed in sea of adjectives for 45 minutes and when he rose to the sur face grammar sharps declared that the walls and ceiling of the auditorium were spattered with split infinitives."
The Green Forest tribune., 1916-10-13
idle Curiosity.

Madam" said the persuasive agent, T have here an article that no house- wife can afford to do without"
 'Huhl" replied the sallow faced woman at the door, i've done without so many things since I married Mir. Perkins, I'd jest natcherly like to see somethin' I can't afford ter do with out"
The Green Forest tribune., 1916-10-13
The Woman of If.

But how do you know he loves you if he hasn't told you so?" quered the girl in the sport skirt.
 "Oh," replied the maid with the bar gain-counter hair, "I can tell by the way he looks at me when l am not looking at him."
The Green Forest tribune., 1916-10-13
Avc:linq a Suaqestion.

Do you think your townspeople will give you any banquets?"
 Not if can head 'em off," replied Senator Sorghum. 'I don't want to get with crowd and sit right down in front of reminder of the high cost of living problem"
The Green Forest tribune., 1916-10-13
Snarl of Envy.

"Meeker's good luck seems to be coming in hunches," remarked Enpeck. as he laid aside his paper.
 "How's that?" queried Mrs. Enpeck.
 ''He, has just won d S5,000 suit from q man who alienated his wife's atfec- tions," replied Enpeck.
The Green Forest tribune., 1916-10-13
Rafhnr DiscoIIranind-

q have here, sir" began the agent, "a household necessity which I am of fering for mere song"
 I'm afraid We cant make deal, ? answered the stout man who was do- ing little work on his lawn.
 Why not, sir?"
 "T can't sing d note"
The Green Forest tribune., 1916-10-13
Those Dear Girls.

'I was surprised to see so much paint on your face last night" said the first dear girl. ''I never saw any thing like it in my life"
 "Is that SOP" exclaimed the dear girl Nc. ?. Well, if you can't afford to buy a mirror of your own I'll lend you one"
The Green Forest tribune., 1916-10-13
As Others See Us.

"Every man has some fad" re- marked the quiet person. Now mine Is minding my own business
 "Ah, I sec" rejoined the home grown philosopher. You are one of those monOpolists we read so much about"
The Green Forest tribune., 1916-10-13
DiSjliJfcianed,

She seemed so modest\ and demure, with eyes of blue and s6ul so pure, that l feared to speak of earthly things. to this charming angel with out wings. But at last t6 her there worxsI said flow JE..oow glehous is yon sunS l.T=i7n 1Kl'1ihe thlif =S7S = q clou0ess say came her ahsSS el |. That ain't no lie"
The Green Forest tribune., 1916-10-13
Grass Criticism.

What are you playing. daughter?" Something from Boroffsky, father" His health must have been poor" No. indeed. His health was excel lent, and he lived to be ninety years old"
 "Then there was no excuse for his writing that kind of music"
The Green Forest tribune., 1916-10-13
the old COW is more or less benefac- tor, she never gives something for nothing.
Cows Milk for Colt.

Try teaching the colt to drink cows milk. He will quickly learn, and If the mares milk is scant, the young. ster will be all the better for 1t.
The Green Forest tribune., 1916-10-13
paxina the Price.

"Jibway is the kind of man who takes things at their face value" 'I judged so."
 "He married a pretty woman who turned out to be q shrew."
The Green Forest tribune., 1916-10-13
One Point of View.

What Is lover" she asked,
 And replied a bachelor bold ''By it a woman's often bought, And by 1t q s.lan Is sold,
The Green Forest tribune., 1916-10-13
There to StaX

"The Doppels have a great deal of built-in furniture in their house,
 "What kind Is that?'
 'The kind the furniture people nev. CT hau' away fi
The Green Forest tribune., 1916-10-13
The Chance.

How marriage changes man. Be fore we were married Henry's displays of affection were positively overdone." l" And now?" "Now they are very ra1s,s Boston Evening Transcript.
The Green Forest tribune., 1916-10-13
Abundant Home Supply.

.Ts Bliggins susceptible to flattery?" No. There's no chance of framing up compliment that his own self-es- teem will not have anticipated"
The Green Forest tribune., 1916-10-13
d Record Breaker.

''I had the honor of giving break What do you mean?"
 "A tramp who swore he'd counted million crossties."
The Green Forest tribune., 1916-10-13
Soon Disposed Of.

Tt is remarkable what sacrifices people will make for the sake of ap- pearances." said the thoughtful man.
 That's so," answered the humane observer And shabby relations are usunlly the first to be laid on the al-
The Green Forest tribune., 1916-10-13
Happening of the Unexpected.

Say called the hardware drum mer to the proprietor of the railway restaurant. there's something radi- cally wrong with this sandwich"
 "Oh. l guess not" replied the boss.
 Well, I guess yes" said the travel CT. "Why. the blamed thing is so soft that I actually bit a piece out of it without breaking q tooth"
The Green Forest tribune., 1916-10-13
I'll Falls Building MEMPHIS, TENN
Their Merits.

Il like the dog as reliable animal he is always ready to stand pat
 And so is the cat, at so much purr.'
The Green Forest tribune., 1916-10-13
Stop Waste of Timber.

Stop the waste of the timber on the farm Clean up the dead and down stuff; give the growing trees chance.
The Green Forest tribune., 1916-10-13
Very Mysterious.

Interpretative dancers
 Are seen in every show. But what they are interpreting Nobody seems to know.
The Green Forest tribune., 1916-10-13
DEVICE FOR HOLDING DOORS
Arrangement of Pipe and Fittings Will Prove. Effective in keep-
 ing Barriers Open.

Four pipe fittings and five pieces of lent device for securely holding two
The Green Forest tribune., 1916-10-13

Spartan Women Suffered Untold Tortures but who wants to be Spartan? Take "Femenina" for all female disorders. Price soc and $1.00.-Adv.
The Green Forest tribune., 1916-10-13
Free.

Vacation is a great thing"
 Don't have to watch the clock. then eh?"
 Don't even have to watch the calen- dar. r."-LouiSville Courier-Journal.
The Green Forest tribune., 1916-10-13

cellar doors open. The holder is slipped over the doors after they are raised into a vertical position.-Pop~ lar Mechanics.
The Green Forest tribune., 1916-10-13

''l went into that high-toned Turkish bath establishment, up on 'Steenth street, last night"
 ''Ha ha! I'll bet you got stung." 'No. 1 got soaked" q
The Green Forest tribune., 1916-10-13

h7-F 2, -I,.- -- s.-l5 ally be reasonably sure of the weath-
 CT several hours in advance and choose time for cutting when the hay can
 at least be cured sufficiently to put it in the cock before it Is wet by rain or
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1916-11-25

STOVES repaired and set up; all kind
house cleaning. work guaranteed. r.
Todd city
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1916-11-25
BRADSrREETs REVIEW.


New York, Nov 24.-Tomorrow
Bradstreets' will say:
Trade, in company with induslT'a,
oporations. moves along at record
clip, with products of the mine, helu
and factory virtually selling them
selves. on the other hand specuIa-
tive markets-stock, grain ana collou
tend to lag, presumably because Oh
calls for larger margins or concern
about possible international political
combinations. while trade i'm winter
goods is held in check by mild wealth
err. Buying Of manufactured products
instead of being stayed by hIsnt,
prices. seems to have become tren1ieo
because of fears of further advances
The most serious car shortage IN l.e
countrvs history renders it dithc"i'
ia get goods to point of destination
and of course, to ship outputs iiom
centers Of production, the most severe
" affected lines being coke eoa|
lumber, grain steel and iron. "eeN'
" bank cIearings, $6,71090LO00'
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1916-11-25
FOR SALE

$3,500-5-room brick, modern, sleep
ing porch, good cellar furnace
heat; highlands close in,
2,6O0-5-room frame cottage, mod
ern, corner lot, South Walter street.
$500 cash, balance Z per cent
$1,5OO--4-room bungalow, ba h.
glassed-in sleeping porch, corner
lot, Attn ward.
$2,3O0-5-room frame, modern, two
sleeping porChes, good outbuild-
ings, 4th ward
$1,6O0-5-room frame, modern,
sleeping porch, garage, two blocks
from Central avenue, on highlands.
S2,650---5-room bungalow, modern,
lawn, shade and fruit trees, good
outbuildings, lot 50x1SO; good loca-
ton, Fourth ward.
Many other bargains in improved
and unimproved property.
A. FILlEISClHIlElR
Real Estate, Insurance, Loans
iii South Fourth Street
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1916-11-25
|IHANGE PRICES
MORE STABLE On
Standard STOCKS
a.rgS Show Complete Alb
S1ce Of Excitement No
Flctuati0nS Are in Evil
.a0C3, ms

rsoRMsa JOURNAL SPECIAL LEASED wREl
Few York, Nov 24.-Dealings at
bis session of the stock market
eeded with complete absence of
excitement and wild fluctuations
/ h characterized operations early
month.
Pr rates held for call money,
Constructive developments included
|aation Of an initial dividend Of
e. cent on Atlantic, Gulf & West
les resumption of dividends on
gay Steel Springs, and new or in
aj disbursements by other indus
companies.
'opers led the recovery. Ameri-
smelling recovered its quarterly
lead more than twice over a rise
points Gains of one to two
were made by Chino, Greene
anea and Inspiration.
aad States Steel was at the fore
throughout advancing almost
r points, to 1868.
als showed Improvement. Total
Oh stocks 1,270,O00 shares.
o'E Island debenture SIS and cop
Convertible issues were the strong
a'eS OF the bond market. Total
pan value, S5.325,O0O.
a'ea States bonds We're unchang-
q call.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1916-11-25
LEAD AND SPELTER.

New York, Nov. 24,-Lcad, $1,000
Steady. Spot East st. Louis
nnIINnrN. l29s a l2La.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1916-11-25
Roswell. Carrlz0zo Mail Line
ATCHIBON. TOPEKA = SANTA N FAIL

ATCHIBON. TOPEKA q SANTA IN RAIL-
WAY co.
Westbeuna
No Glass Arrives Depart~
] The Scout ...,............. 1902 SOP
: California Limited .........it ma ti's .
2 Fargo Fast .....,.......,.. i5a. 10 i6a
o The Navajo ....,...,...,.,.t II SOP II .2oa
SouthbOuna.
nos ri Paso Express ........... 1880
hb El PaEO Express s....sasss t.kAa
EnstbOuna.
il Tho Scout ................, asa s05a
2 THE Navajo .............,.. 2l5p 240p
4 California Limited ........ s.tOp T:ssp
g. santa Fe Eight ss.s..ssssss I'lbp iibVp
Fran ssnth.
uA Kansas 0ty = Chicago. .tstaa
nL KAAsAa atty = GAiaagesAss aisza Af
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FOR EENT-L8rge. fine office rooms Arml-
fa building corner Third and Central M
qu.ge j. BorgadalIe, TJym Z Bag,
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1916-11-25
MONEY no rnAN


rcr-7--0--"> M II III nj On bank stock
rauru8I 100 --
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HELP WANTED
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Male
WNNTED- Iron ,no,,I5ors AIL,o1,crone
I5n,,rIr, ana Nta.bIT, yJ.rt,s
-
NANIE p-N Dung man or grown boy for
c2re Journal
Neutrality-suspicious.. Mexican laborers for
Kansas Employment Agency 40 south
Ihlfd. Ihone 8b4
no MEN-0uT system Of teaching 6aTbering
sion quickly Write M9ler College, 1923
Seventeenth street, Denver
WA [--rI,i, 77,,,,- f-r--,--.--g ,--I
,,, r'rt,I "t. s,.,d, ,,,.a for
rfeht man. no boozrrs .r cigarette ficads
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~ I'D a., 49,, ."''' WIN
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Phone 1889, Lockhart Ranch
IA ST,ri,Il teII,It. .,,,-,, d., -7----- H., toll
.r, r 49,, t...',.. I.ta. "-s
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WANTED-Girl or woman for housoworki
good wages 100 south Iomleenth slreeL
WANTED-Girl for general Homework, two
i'm family Apply mornings Az North
Eleventh
y-NN-TuD I-y,,,-r5,-I-,l.-I ..I...rT,I- IN Irg
i. LII. .,t.,,,
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WANTED tIlTI TO cook HUI do general
huuscwurlt. mo- washing Hul ironing. good
wages Apply mornings llu. Kent HvcUuo
WANTED ITougrJ-rrp-r T-r family n Two.
country place. nffv miles orr the railroad
na washing fn Doe dome. answer at once f.
H. CO.. care journal
W hNIIs - - : tlOIIs . -,
WNTTED-N position IN oEprfienced slCn0g.
raphcr with five years experience. ADJ
dress Box A. care journal
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1916-11-25
InR SAIlI-nnnsea

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FOR SALE-Threc-rpom cottage. l't J9xlE,
price $3.50. Also Jersey COW, young hens
1875 West Iron
FOR sALE--M0dern rve-ro9m cement BLOCK
house, good location. Call at va South
High or phone 1887
FOR sALE-Four-room house, modern,
screened sleeping porckeBi on car line
close to shops, Am leaving cltyi sell cheSp
for cash sA South Edith street. Phone
1891.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1916-11-25

~~~~~N-N-~-N-~~-~-~-~~ ~-~-~-~-~1N-~~N-~-~-~~~
ALL KINDS both new ana second hand
bought, sold, rented and repaired Aibu-
querque Typewriter Exchange. Phone n4
i22 South Fourth street
UNDERWOOD TYPEWRITERs New ma
chimes First class rentals. Repairs hnd
high grade rebuilt typewriter Expert me
ohauio in charge Of shop szl West cola
phone ia TTndsrUo06 Tvpswrttsr company
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1916-11-25

y =,
head, face END body massage. swedish
movement Agent for Mrs Gerynise era
hams toilet preparations Phone l939W
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1916-11-25

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NICE gentle buggy horse 90 lrs 90 reliaH'
person for bis feed can al lI Wes
Silver.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1916-11-25
WANTED--Positions

FOR sALE-Iwo OF the best residences u
apartment house lots, 100 by H2, In the
Highlands at a bargain, II taken at once.
Part payment cash, balance on time. Lots
on corner and one block from public library,
two blocks from high school. Address
Owner Journal
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1916-08-21

WANTED-A girl for general house
work. 1886 Sixth avenue.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1916-08-21
Civil In gineers.
Laegal.


AVbltE ~ uDDtdttVHs
state of Illinois, Rock Island Coun-
y, S.
la the circuit court, September term,
lsl6 In Chancery.
Frank Melkush VS.. Elizabeth Mel
kash.
Aildayit Of Hou-residence of Eliza
@la Melkush. the above defendant.
aaFng been filed in the clerks Office of
ne circuit court Of said county. notice
therefore hereby given to the said
nonresident defendant that the com
hainant filed his bill Of complaint in
Nio court, on the chancery side there
Y on the eighteenth G6th) day of
august, 1916, and that thereupOn a
summons issued out of said court,
*Aereln said suit is now pending. re-
aafhaoie on the third Monday in the
uoath OF September Lext, as is by law
required.
NOW, unless you the said non-resi-
e ssnt defendant above named. Elizabeth
Fsikush, shall personally be and ap-
fesf before said circuit court, on the
~! Gay OF the next term thereof, 10 be
1oiaen al Rock Island, in and for said
souhty, on the third Monday in Sep
sAioer next, and plead, answer or de-
sur 70 the said cOmplainant's bill of
~ O'i4plalnt, the same and matters and
saAgs therein charged and stated will
y. x taken as confessed, and a decree en-
.iea against sou according to the
prayer Of said bill.
GEORGE W. GAMBLE,
Clerk.
Rock Island. ILL.,. Aug. IS, 1916.
seleS A NaUgL-eF
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1916-08-21
For Rent-Misc ellaneous.

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FOR RENT-Sept. l. Store in good
location. 1918 Third avenue. Phone
16S2-K
FOR RENT-Furnishe five-room SUM
mer camp near Watch Tower; cleo
trio lighted; one block from car line.
Call 1853. After p. m. call 1881.
FOR RENT The hOusebOat Jean
cite" completely furnished; finest
summer home on the river; now an
Chored near Watch Tower; ]. T.
Stephens, 813 Twenty-ninth street
phone 11I3.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1916-08-21
For Sale-Idaho Lands.
IDAHO
Twin f aI[s Valley
For Sale-0ne Of the Best Eighty $50
Acre Farms in the Twin Falls.


Acre Farms in the Twin Falls.
Sixty-eight (6S) acres under per-
feet irrigation. Twenty-Five (25)
acres seeded to red clover, and IL
acres seeded to alsike clover. Bal
ance of land all cleared and ready
for crop. improvements consist of
a good three-room house, cellar,
cistern, ETC. Good barn for five
head Of horses, and other out
buildings. Farm fenced all around
with woven wire, hog-tight. Loca-
ted on main section line within few
miles of two good towns. Owing TO
the death of two members OF his
family, owner must sell within 80
days.
Included with the farm are the
following live stock, machinery,
tools, ETC.: Four head of horses,
one COW, IL head of sheep, about
$50 chickens; one Milwaukee bind
er, two plows, one Mitchell wagon,
three sets of harness, and a mis-
cellaneous lot OF small farm tools.
To anyone familiar with the Won
derful crop production in the Twin
Falls valley, this farm will appeal
as a great bargain. The crop in
1917 will pay for the land. For
quick sale the farm is priced at
about one-half it's real value; $4,-
100 will handle the deal. Adver-
tiser is prepared to rent this farm
from purchaser for ten ($1O) dol
lars an acre, cash rent. II you are
interested in real bargain and
mean business, address p. o. Box
So, Davenport, Iowa, for full par
ticularS
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1916-08-21

" An ih'-Cook and second girl. APP
ply 725 Twenty-third street. Phone
1897.