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The Harrison times., 1916-05-13
If Your Baby Has Croupy Cold
Joplin Mothers Can Advise You

trial jar OF Vick's vap-O-Rub, and
my baby girl, eleven months old, had
severe cold and was threatened with
pneumonia. l applied Vap-O-Rub on
her throat and chest we'll, and covered
with warm flannel cloth, and it
worked like magic. have four small
children and now If they get croupy In
the evening | rub them with Vick's
Vap-O-Rub Salve-and that is all that
Is necessary"
Mrs. J. w. Drew, 1922 Ohio Ave., Jop.
lin. says-'I have used Vap-O-Rub fre-
quently on the whole family with
splendid results. ! think 1t much betr
ter than internal medicines
Mrs. S. NJ. Black, zoe Moffett Ave-,
Joplin, writes-"Last spring | had O.
very deep cold with bad cough and
sore throat. The first night | used
Vap.O-Rub the soreness left my throat,
and the third day after had begun It's
use my cough, cold and sore throat all
were gone. think II better than anys
thing | have ever used for colds
Three sizes-25c, soc and 800. !
The Harrison times., 1916-05-13
TRY DARKENlNG YOUR GRAY
HAIR WITHOUT DYES

Shampoo your hair and scalp each
morning for about week with Q-Ban
Hair Color Restorer. If your hair is
gray, streaked with gray, prematurely
gray or faded, brittle, thin or falling,
ell your hair will then be beautifully
darkened and TO such a natural, even
dark shade no one would suspect that
you had applied Q-Ban. Q-Ban is no
dye, perfectly harmless, but makes all
your hair soft, fluffy, thick, with that
lustrous dark simmer which makes
your hair so fascinating. Big bottle
sent prepaid or sold by druggists for
bOc. Address QBan Laboratories, Mem
phis, Tenn.-AdY.
The Harrison times., 1916-05-13
Vengeance First.

A young convict came singing
around the corner Of the big, sunny
yard, and Judge Briles had just made
himself comfortable in an easy chair
on the big house porch.
Good morning said he to the man
Good mo'nin!"
What are you here for?"
'Beatin up a policeman"
THAT is a serious offense. Now
aren't you glad you have thought bet
ter Of it and intend to turn about?"
Eyes, sub"
!, "And when you get out you will re-
form?"
"Yas, sub, III beat up dat per.
leeceman what sent me up fo' beatin'
him up-after dat, Use gNne t be
a diffunt niggah, jedge." Pittsburgh
Chronicle Telegraph.
The Harrison times., 1916-05-13
BAcKooWN is CONDITIONAL ON
WILSON'S EFFORTS TO FORCE
GREAT BRITAIN INTO LINE.
POSSIBILITY OF DIPLOMATIC
BREAK PROBABLY AVERTED
Agrees Fully to Presidents conten-
ton No Merchant Vessel, Whether
Freight or Passenger Liner Be Sunk
Without Warning-Takes America
to Task for Humanitarian Pleas,

Berlin, Germany.-Germany has yield
ed. Practically every demand made by
President Wilson in his note demand,
ing a complete change in German
methods of submarine warfare is con-
ceded in the German reply made pub
lie here.
Germanys complete backdown,
however, is made conditional on the
success of efforts it urges the United
States to make to force Great Britain
to observe fully principles of interna.
tional law.
Should the steps taken by the gov.
ernment of the United States Ito
force England to alter her conduct Of
war; not attain the object it desires
to have the laws sf humanity followed
by all beliggerent nations-the Ger
man government would then be facing
a new situation, in which it must re-
serve to itself complete liberty Of de-
cision," said the concluding paragraph
Of the reply
Every possibility of a diplomatic
break between the two countries ap-
parently has been averted.
Germany comedies fully President
Wilson's contention that in the future
no merchant vessel, whether freight
or passenger liner, shall be sunk with
out warning, either within or without
the war zone around the British Isles,
unless they offer resistance or at
tempt to escape. President Wilson al
ready had conceded the right of sub
marines to sink ships under such con-
ditions.
German submarine commanders al.
ready have received new orders meet
ing in full the demands made by Pres
ident Wilson. The German govern
ment expresses implicit confidence
that these orders will be executed in
good faith by the German submarine
commanders.
Germany refuses to admit responsi-
bility for the damaging of the channel
liner Sussex, but declares that should
further investigation show the Sussex
was a submarine victim Germany will
make full amends.
Germany's backdown is preceded by
a sharp arraignment of the govern
ment of the United States. This ar
raignment is based largely on the
charge that the United States has
failed to bring Great Britain to book
for violations of international law as
outrageous as those charged against
Germany's naval forces.
The Harrison times., 1916-05-13
GLASS OF WATER
Upset Her.

People who don't know about food
should never be allowed to feed per-
sons with weak stomachs.
Sometime ago young woman who
lives In Me. had an attack Of scarlet
fever, and when convalescing was per-
mitted to eat anything she wanted.
Indiscriminate feeding soon put her
back in bed with severe stomach and
kidney trouble.
There ! stayed" she says, three
months, with my stomach in such con-
dition that could take only few tea
spoonfuls Of milk or beef Juice at a
time. Finally Grape-Nuts was brought
to my attention and asked my doc
tor II | might eat it. He said, yes,
i. and commenced at once.
v 1.-THE food did me good from the
start and was soon out Of bed and re-
covered from the stomach trouble.
have gained ten pounds and am able
to DO all household duties, some days
sitting down only long enough to eat
my meals. can eat anything that
one ought to eat, but still continue
to eat Grape.Nuts at breakfast and
supper and like 1t better every day.
considering that | could stand only
short time, and that glass Of water
seemed so heavy am fully satisfied
that Grape-Nuts has been everything
to me and that my return to health
Is due to 1t.
II have told several friends having
nervous or stomach trouble what
Grape.Nuts did for me and In every
case they speak highly Of the food"
"There's Reason" Name given
by Postum Co., Battle Creek, Mich.
Ever read the above lctterf A new
one appears from time TO time. They
arc genuine, true, and full of human
interest.
The Harrison times., 1916-05-13
Ugh! CAL0MEL MAKES YOU SICK!
CLEAN LIVER AND BOWELS MY WAY
lust Once! Try "DodsOns Liver Tone" When Bilious COnst'
pated, HeadaChy-Dont Lose Days Work.

Liven up your sluggish liver! Feel
fine and cheerful; make your work a
pleasure; be vigorous and full OF am
bition. But take no nasty, danger
GUS calomel, because II makes you
sick and you may lose days work.
Calomel is mercury or quicksilver,
which causes necrosis OF the bones.
Calomel crashes into sour bile Ike
dynamite, breaking It up. That's
when you feel that awful nausea and
cramping.
Listen to me! II you want TO enjoy
the incest, gentlest liver and bowel
cleansing you ever experienced just
take a spoonful OF harmless Dodson's
Liver Tone. Your druggist or dealer
sells you a 50 cent bottle Of Dodson's
Liver Tone under my personal money.
The Harrison times., 1916-05-13

back guarantee that each spoonful
will clean your sluggish liver better
than a dose Of nasty calomel and thaA
It won't make you sick.
Dodson's Liver Tone is real liver
medicine. Youll know It next morn
ing, because you will wake up feel
ing fine, your liver will be working,
your headache aud dizziness gone.
your stomach viii be sweet and your
bowels regular
Dodsons Liver Tone Is entirely
vegetable, therefore harmless and
cannot salivate Give It to your chill
d'M1. Millions Of people are using
Dodsons Liver Tone instead Of dan
gerous calomel now. Your druggist
will tell you that the sale OF calomel
is almost stopped entirely here.-Adv.
The Harrison times., 1916-05-13
If you Suffer from Backache, Lum.
bago, Kidneys or Rheumatism,
Take Hot Water and TANURIC"

tism, gout gravel, neuralgia and sciatics
result. 1t was DR.. Pierce who discovered
new agent, called "Anuric," which viii
throw out and eradicate this uric acid
from the system. DR.. Pierce believes
"Anuric' to be 81 times more potent
than hthia, and consequently you need no
longer fear muscular or articular rheuma-
tism or gout, or many other diseases which
are dependent on an accumulation of urio
acid within the body. Send DIR. Pierce,
Invalids Hotel Buffalo, N. Y, l0c for
trial package or Sl.OO for full treatment
"Anuric."
DR.. Pierce's reputation is back of this
medicine and you know that his pleas
ant Pellets" for the liver and his "Fa-
vorte Prescription" for the ills of wom-
en- have had splendid reputation for the
past so years. Adv.
The Harrison times., 1916-05-13
!. :. 4. !. :. ! !. :. !. I. 4 !. !. = + i !.
\ HERE is THE NUB OF !
i U. S. DEMANDS AND
! GERMANY'S ANSWER :.

!. Here is what the last United !
!. States note said to Germany on I
!. the subject of torpedoing mer- =
= chantmen and passenger-carrying =
!. ships:
:. UNLESS the imperial govern :.
: ment should now Immediately de- !
!. clare and effect an abandonment =
!. of its present methods Of sub :
!. marine warfare against passen- :
!. ger and freight-carrying vessels, !
!. the government of the United :
!. States can have no choice but to 4
:. sever diplomatic relations with !
!. the German empire altogether" :
!. This is the reply by Germany :
!: to the foregoing: =
!. "The German government mott !
!. fies the government Of the United :
i States that the German naval =
!. forces have received the follow. :
= Ing order: =
!. Tn accordance with the gen. 4
!. eral principles Of visit and search =
!. and destruction of merchant yes !
!. sells recognized by international :
: law, such vessels, both within :
!. and without the area declared :.
4. a naval war zone, shall not be :
1. sunk without warning and with =
-. out saving human lives unless +
!. the ship attempts to escape or :
!. offers resistance" =
j. :. !. j. 1. + 1. j. 1. j. 1. I. 4 4 4 i =
The Harrison times., 1916-05-13
They Recommend the "Outside" Appli.
cation Of Vap-O Rub Instead Of
Harmful Internal Dosing.

Intelligent mothers everywhere real
ize that little children should be dosed
sparingly, and yet some treatment for
cold troubles is necessary. Joplin, Mo-,
mothers have solved this problem by
the use of VapO-Rub. This is the
external Southern treatment intro.
duced here last winter. Applied at
night over the throat and chest, the
heat Of the body releases the ingredi.
ents in the form of vapors, and thus
the medication Is inhaled with each
breath through the air passages to
the lungs. Vap-O-Rub gives quicker
relief than internal medicines, and can
be used freely with perfect safety on
the smallest child.
Mrs Mabel Hawkins, 1907 Pearl st.,
Joplin, writes-"My druggist sent me
The Harrison times., 1916-05-13
No CHANCES There,

Becon-Astronomer in Is observa-
tories in almost as many nations are
compiling a map Of the heavens that
Is expected to catalogue from 30,00O,-
900 to 100000 stars
4 Egbert-Evidentl don't believe the
! war is going to change the map of the
heavens.
The Harrison times., 1916-05-13

The Washington county Grand Jury
adjourned after a session of almost
two weeks No official action was
taken regarding the alleged forgeries
Of names to the petition for Arthur
Whitenors pardon from the peniten'
tiaTy, Regarding their investigation
Of the Whitenor matter, the Grand
Jury made a special report, which
said, in part: The Grand Jury was
prevented from making a thorough in
vestigation by the refusal Of the gov
ernor to place in our hands the origi-
nal petitions containing the forged
signatures. Your Grand Jury be-
lieves that this matter should have
been thoroughly investigated and the
guilty parties brought to justice, but
the action of the governor prevented
this"
The Harrison times., 1916-05-13

American men and women must guard
constantly against kidney trouble, be
cause we eat too much and all our food
is rich. Our blood is filed with uric
acid which the kidneys strive to filter
out, they weaken from overwork, be-
come sluggish; the eliminative tissues
clog and the result is kidney trouble,
bladder weakness and a general decline
in health.
When your kidneys feel like Jumps OF
lead, when your back hurts or the urine
is cloudy, full of sediment, or you are
obliged to seek relief two or three times
during the night, when you suffer with
sick headache or dizzy, nervous spells,
acid stomach, or you have rheumatism
when the weather is bad, get from your
druggst-"ANURIC." Because Of uric
acid in overabundance in the system,
backache, pains here and there, rheuma-
The Harrison times., 1916-05-13
STATE PARAGRAPHS.

A few minutes after Mrs. ]. A. Hin
ton of Aarked Tree left sewing ma
chine in her residence a bullet
crashed through window and buried
itself in wall near the machine. Had
the shot been fired a short time be-
fore it would have gone through Mrs.
Hintons head. The bullet was fired
by a careless hunter.
The Harrison times., 1916-05-13
Historical.

Miss Smith, the teacher, was hear
Ing the history class. The pupils
seemed unusually dull.
"Now," she said, MARY followed
Edward VI, didn't she?"
Eyes, ma'am," replied a little girl
And now, who followed Mary|
asked the teacher hopefully. All were
silent for a moment, then Elsie raised
her hand.
"Yes, ElsieY' queried the teacher
"Who followed MaryY
"Her little lamb, teacher" said El'
sic triumphantly tly,-Harper's Monthly
The Harrison times., 1916-05-13

The committee in charge of the cele-
bration that will be held when the
first pipe line is completed from Van
Buren to the Kibler gas fields is ar
ranging to reproduce a burning gas
well. Ihe huge torch will consume
100000 feet Of gas per hour.
The Harrison times., 1916-05-13
No objection.

This war is making everything
more expensive" complained father.
II see by the paper that even castor
oil is going up"
That's nothing In my young life"
Bald little Johnny. THE only time 1t
worries me is when it's going down."
The Harrison times., 1916-05-13

The Greenwood district Of Sebastian
County will construct concrete shale
road from the upper township line to
the Scott County line, a distance Of
292 miles, at an estimated cost Of
S217S00, This was decided unani-
mously at a most enthusiastic meeting
Of property owners of the Greenwood
district.
The Harrison times., 1916-05-13

IMITATION is slNCEREST FLATTERY
but like counterfeit money the ir-sa-
tion has not the worth of the original.
Insist on La Creole" Hair Dressing
it's the original. Darkens your hair in
the natural way, but contains no dye.
Price $1.00.-AdV.
The Harrison times., 1916-05-13
At the Museum.

rs that the artists name in big let
ters on the picture pop?'
NO, my son. That is the name OK
the rich man who presented the plo-
ture to the museum You will find
the artists name in very small let.
ters down In the lower righthand cor
ner."
The Harrison times., 1916-05-13

The Vincennes Indiana Bridge Com.
pany was awarded the contract for the
erection Of the bridge across Lees
creek near Van Buren to replace one
destroyed by the high water last fall
1t will cost about $1,000.
The Harrison times., 1916-05-13
Too Busy.

John, don't believe you paid any
attention whatever to the sermon to-
day"
How could |, my dear? l was try
Ing to figure out how | am going to
pay for the Easter hats and gowns
you and the girls are wearing"
The Harrison times., 1916-05-13

A garden calendar for Arkansas IS
just off the press. 1t has been pre-
pared by j. S. Knox, horticulturist for
the Agricultural Extension Service Of
the University of Arkansas, and Unit
ed States Department Of Agriculture
cooperating, and will be sent to any
one on request. 1t names practically
every garden vegetable that can be
grown in Arkansas, the dates for first
and later planting, dates for ripening
and other valuable information The
calendars may be obtained by writing
to the director of extension service,
old statehouse, Little Rock or at Fay
etteville.
The Harrison times., 1916-05-13
Changed.

That new maid of ours is a won
der. When she came to US two months
ago she couldn't understand a word we
said to her"
And now?"
And now she won't"
The Harrison times., 1916-05-13
Diliaent.

Il hope you are making good use of
your time at school," said Bobbies
uncle.
"You bet l am, replied the boy. 81
won most fifty marbles off of Jimmie
Smith at recess today"
The Harrison times., 1916-05-13
Quickly Spoken.

"Do you think she is dependable"
ooh, yes; she speaks as she
thinks"
"Oh! don't think any woman could
think as quick as that"
The Harrison times., 1916-05-13

Eleven hundred and fifty mills pro.
duced 1,S00,0O0,0O0 board feet Of lum.
Der and placed Arkansas sixth among
the lumber states last year. according
to the final report Of the Forest Serv-
ice, issued at Washington. Washing.
ton, Louisiana, Mississippi, North
Carolina and Texas produced more
timber than Arkansas
The Harrison times., 1916-05-13

Members Of the Reorganization
Committee Of the closed American
National Bank of Fort Smith said they
expected their work to be completed
and steps taken to reopen the institu-
tion by the end Of June.
The Harrison times., 1916-05-13

St Paul does a big business in the
sale and shipment Of posts. The st.
Paul Mountain Air says that during
the past eight years one St. Paul firm
has shipped 1,200 cars or 100000
posts. The Mountain Air thinks
enough posts have been shipped from
st. Paul to fence every farm in Kan.
sas.
The Harrison times., 1916-05-13

Dlsaoreeable and Dangerous Trouble
Is Diarrhoea, but speedy and certain
cure is found in Mississippi Diarrhoea
Cordial. Price 25c and 50c.-Adv.
The Harrison times., 1916-05-13
Something Lost.

do you find that prohibition has In
proved the town."
In many ways. But 1t isn't as in
teresting and intellectual as 1t was
when the temperance lecturers held
regular meetings. Washington Star.
The Harrison times., 1916-05-13

When a woman loses all interest in
the fashions it is up to the under
taker to get busy.
The Harrison times., 1916-05-13

Governor Hays will call the grand
lodge Of Knights Of Pythias to order
in Pine Bluff May l6. 1t is expected
that between 400 and 500 knights from
all over Arkansas will attend, A mo.
tion picture Of Damon and Pythias"
will be given,
The Harrison times., 1916-05-13
ON FIRST SYMPTOMS

use "Renovine' and be cured. Do not
wait until the heart organ is beyond
repair. "Renovine' is the heart and
n-rve tonic Price SOC and $1.00.-Adv.
The Harrison times., 1916-05-13

Mayor Powers has appointed a com.
mittee consisting of D. II. Miller, city
recorder, Fred Fennessy and Treasu.
rer p. W. Furry to evolve a plan to
reduce the expenses Of Van Buren.
The Harrison times., 1916-05-13

A form of parachute has been In
vented to enable persons to escape
from high buildings in case Of fire.
The Harrison times., 1916-05-13

Complications sometimes represent
that part Of an Illness that the doc
tors fail to understand.
The Harrison times., 1916-05-13

Arrested on a federal warrant
charging embezzlement of postofflce
funds, Irwin L. Demorest, postmaster
at Salt Springs, Howard county, was
brought to Texarkana. Commissioner
Hudspeth held him to the Grand Jury
under $500 bond, which he made. The
amount embezzled, $175, is said to
have been made good.
The Harrison times., 1916-05-13

Here's little story Of Arkansas
land values. Eight years ago DR.. j. c..
Hughes of Walnut Ridge bought so
acres of land near that town. He paid
$3.50 for it. Last year he planted "a
acres of the tract to rice and after
holding rs bushels for this seasons
planting he received S1675 for his
rice crop. Recently Dr. Hughes sold
for $4,700 the tract which cost him
$3.50 and which produced in one year
more than seven times what it cost.
The Harrison times., 1916-05-13

An acre of land in Nova Scotia is
said to have produced 500 bushels Of
potatoes.
The Harrison times., 1916-05-13
Its Sort.

yes, | actually bearded the lion In
his den"
Close shave, wasn't it?"
The Harrison times., 1916-05-13
Upward.

you should think of higher things"
"I do. am entirely unable to keep
my mind off the price of meat and
gasoline"
The Harrison times., 1916-05-13

BY mistake Mrs. J. F. Oivey Of OF.
vey swallowed two bichloride Of mer-
curry tablets. Prompt medical atten-
tion prevented her error from proving
fatal, and the physician says she will
recover.
The Harrison times., 1916-05-13

Only the break of day prevents the
night from going too far
The Harrison times., 1916-05-13

Dave King and two Of his cousins
who llve near Pangburn captured
nine young wolves recently and
brought them home alive
The Harrison times., 1916-05-13

For bad burns Hanford's Balsam Is
used to give quick relief. Adv.
The Harrison times., 1916-05-13

Work Of oiing the streets of War
rem was begun under the supervision
of Street Commissioner w. f. Cul.
breath last week Commissioner Cul-
breath is also putting gravel on the
streets which, when completed, with
the oiling will put the streets in ex-
cellent condition.
The Harrison times., 1916-05-13

The destruction of birds costs this
country $1,OOOOOO,OOO a year. it is es-
timated.
The Harrison times., 1916-05-13

At Mount Tabor, northwest Of
Batesville, the little child Of Mr. and
Mrs. p Mobley was scalded to death
when It fell into kettle containing
boiling water.
The Harrison times., 1916-05-13

There's many an united knot in @
cord of woor.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1916-10-23
HAIL ROOSEVELT
At ALBUQUERQUE
21-Bomb Salute is Fired; the
Colonel Is Given Bouquet;
Assails Administration.

Albuquerque. y. NJ. oct. 23.-Col
Theodore Roosevelt was given a cor
dial reception here today. He re-
ceived a noisy greeting on his arrival
at 1870 o'clock this morning, was
cheered in parade and a large crowd
congregated in the open air 10 hear
him speak
On his arrival q bombs were fired.
a band played and a crowd Of citizens.
among them several former Rough
Riders. cheered-
Central Figure in Parade
After breakfast, Mr. Roosevelt was
the central figure in q parade He
rode i'm an automobile There was q
mounted escort. including a dozen
former Rough Riders and two "cow
Girls Misses Thelma and Naomi Ruth
Louden. The girls presented Mr. Roose-
Welt with bouquets ut the end Of the
Darade and were thanked and comph-
mented with ROOseveltian near tlnesS-
Col Roosevelt spoke at 10 ociocN
from a platform erected IN front OF a
DOWNTOWN hotel A dollar luncheou
was given in Nj RooseVeltS honoi =
1850 o'clock. The Roosevelt party -eLt
here al 2-4a o'clock for Las vegas
where Mr. Roosevelt Is scheduled 10
speak tonight
u,.a &c -e7 and 4f4f2
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1916-10-23
Carizozo Turns Out a Great
Crowd to Hear Bursum
Speak.

Aiamogordo. y. NJ oct z3.--The
biggest political meeting that has ever
been held in the county" is the way a
number Of the old timers described
the meeting held by the Republican
campaign party Saturday night in Car
rizozo the home of governor William
q. Mcdonald They said this statement
held true. notwithstanding the gov
ernor and his party already have held
their meeting in Carrizozo.
The building in which the meeting
was held is a new motion picture
theater which is just being completed
The auditorium is 30 feet wide and 100
feet long Into this space men, women
and children were packed More than
one woman with a baby I'm her arms
stood and listened TO the opening
address. which was made by Holm 3d.
Lindsey candidate for lieutenant gov
e-nOr. made the next speech. and both
were applauded-
Bursum Is Delighted.
Bursum declared that he was greatly
pleased with the cordially with which
the party was received all through
Lincoln county Coming across from
Roswell Friday morning the party rode
J 80 miles over roads in various degrees
% rouehness. held three meetings and
attended two bales. besides stop
ping and getting acquainted at several
Of the smaller settlements
Four meetings were held Saturday.
Bursum was called 10 Albuquerque
sunday to attend the meeting held by
Col Roosevelt today and was compelled
70 cancel his Otero county dates for
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1916-10-23

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