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The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1916-02-11

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The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1916-02-11
ALKALINE LLOYD

ADALINE LLOYD
Others come and R0 but for 20 years
Adalfns Lloyd has been ssattta's phrennis
oafst and business adviser IN all affairs
% life 2fi Union. Apt. Il. Elliott
gBTf Special this week bHa.
HEALTH and prosperity treatments
given free. Mondays and Wednesdays.
from .. m. 70 10 .. m. bF The Divine
scientists. IA 17th ave. Art .
FEND for matrimonial paper containing
photo, hundreds 81 names 10 select
from many wealthy 100 copy Box
fT Seattle. wash
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flat A.
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Hotel lais Second ave.
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THIRD. office 10.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1916-02-11
23----Personals

VI AIRY Would vau marry q real nice
lady who could greatly aid YOU fInau-
efalig7 n you would. then ! dare you
to answer this today. as ! vii gladly
Introduce any worthy man 70 hun
dfeds of ladies desiring marriage. ages
~ 70 %. who claim 80 bs worth from
$1,000 10 tga. 00o and upward. More
particulars. including hundreds 81 de.
scriptions Of ladies. with many nice
large. beautiful photos. sent free 20
any man having legal right 80
marry who answers within 10 DAYS
from date Of this paper General do.
livery addresses not answered Any
postage ineIosrd viii be appreciated
Address "atrcere" n.af4 Valley. Seb
This notice is genuine. and will stand
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1916-02-11

LkD "a So ndersans Cotton Root pills
safe and sure cure for delayed periods
Price So. Money refunded II remedy
fails after fair trial Raymond Remedy.
Room g. Hotel AntierH SIN and Union
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1916-02-11

iife Pike st.. between Minor and norsn
ayes
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1916-02-11

O s GOVERN MEs;T JOBS open 70 woTa :
en-. $500 month. List Of jobs free
Write Immediately. Franklin fnstttute.
Dept TftaT. Rochester ~
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Official ballot 20 he used IN ----
Designation ~ precinct 90 he print
Cd ~ stamped
INSTRUCTIONS TO VOTERS
You may write In the blank space
Honolulu star-bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1912-2010, 1916-11-15
in war arena
THREE BRITISH STEAMERS
SUMMARIZED IN WAR ZONE

ONDON. Eng. Nov. 15.-The loss
of three British vessels in the subma-
rine warfare was reported yesterday.
Lloyds Shipping Agency announced
that the British steamer Corinth had
been sunk. The crew Of the vessel
was reported as safely landed. The
Ccrinth was vessel OF 1861 tons. Her
master was Captain Reed.
Lloyds also reported that the Brit
ish vessel Bernicia was believed sunk.
No details of her fate had been receiN-
ed.
From st. Johns, Newfoundland, an
nouncement was received that the
British steamer Seatonia. bound from
St Johns to Cardiff, Wales. had been
torpedoed and sunk The fate Of the
crew was unmentioned in the des.
matches. The Seatonia was a vessel
OF 22S7 tons commanded by Captain
Pattison. She left Montreal for Null
grave Town. Newfoundland. early in
October. arriving October II and de
parting fer Cardiff by way of st
Johns October 20.
Honolulu star-bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1912-2010, 1916-11-15

bic Compound and decided to try 1t. ]
got good results and now feel better
than have felt for years and am gain
ing in weight. / can gladly recommend
il TO all women. Mrs. GEORGE w.
SEBoLD, 1911 West 18th Street Whining
ton, Del.
Backache and bearing down pains
are danger signals which every woman
should heed. Remove the cause of these
aches and pains by taking Lydia E. Pink
hams Vegetable Compound, that good
old root and herb medicine. Thousands
Of women have testified to its virtues.
For forty years it has been making
women strong, curing backache, ner-
vousness, liberation and Inflammation,
weakness, displacements, irregularlty
and periodic pain.
If You want special advice write
lydia Il. Pinkham Medicine Co
confidential Lynn, Mass.
Honolulu star-bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1912-2010, 1916-11-15
FOURIDOCTORS
DISAGREED
Pains Disappeared After Use
of Lydia E. Pinkham's
Vegetable Compound.

Wilmington, Del was suffering
from a terrible backache and pains in
Honolulu star-bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1912-2010, 1916-11-15
BEAucoURT FALLS
BEFORE BRITISH ONSLAUGHT

PARIS, france. Nov. l5.--For the
third time since the commencement
of the British offensive north of the
river Somme the troops under the
command of Sir Douglas Haig yester-
day captured Beaucourt
The official reports of the fighting
told CT the increasing number of Ger
man prisoners which the attack is net
ting, and put the total last night at
more than 5000.
Aside from the gains made by the
British troops on the Ancre river they
attacked in force easterly of Butte de
Warencourt, three miles south of pa.
Honolulu star-bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1912-2010, 1916-11-15
HOT WATER THE
BEST LIVER and
Bowel MEDICINE
SAYS Glass of Hot Water Be-
fore Breakfast Washes
PoiSonS From System
TA-g'Is Es'asTESC
% 80 IFar.
FFsoET B-IT

PHYSICIANS the world over recon-
mend the inSide-bath, claiming TINS is
Of vastly more importance than out
side cleanliness, because the skin
pores do not absorb impurities into
the blood, causing i'll health, while
the pores in the ten yards of bowels
do .. r." III i. Il:
Men and women are urged to drink
each morning, before breakfast
glass Of hot water with a teaspoonful
OF limestone phosphate in it. as
harmless means of helping to wash
from the stomach, liver, kidneys and
bowels the previous days indiges-
tible material, poiSons, sour bile ana
toxins: thus cleansing, sweetenlnS
and purifying the entire alimentary
canal before putting more food into
the stomach. ~ IT,:
Just as soap and hot water cleanse
and freshens the skin, so hot water
and limestone phosphate act on the
eliminative organs.
Those who wake UP with bad
breath, coated tongue, nasty taste or
have a dull, aching head, sallow COM
p!exion. acid stomach; others who
situation. should obtain a quarter
pcund of limestone phosphate at the
drug store. This will cost very little
but is sufficient to demonstrate the
value Of inside bathing. Those who
continue itEeach morning are assured
of pronounced results, both IN re-
gard to health and appearance. AdN.
paume Yesterday and made marked
gains there as well as further vest,
Ii is estimated since the start of the
Allies offensive on the west about go
0NO Germans have been made prls-
oners. :. III ......
South of the rSomme the Germans
yesterday opened a particularly heavy
commandment upon the French posi-
tions in the region of Pressoire, but
made no infantry attacks OF any i'm
portance The French are reported 10
have held their lines intact in spite or
the terrible gun fire.
Honolulu star-bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1912-2010, 1916-11-15
GERMAN FACE SHIELDS
IBv Associated Press.l

After the burgonets-as the helmets
now being worn by the French poilus
used to be called in the middle ages
comes the vizored casque. A Chris
tiania newspaper announces that the
Germans in the trenches are now
wearing shields to protect their faces
against proiectiles. The visored he'll
met is OF steel fastened by two belts
Honolulu star-bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1912-2010, 1916-11-15

representing Marshal Count Terauchl,
who was in Toxic, gave a luncheon in
honor Of Mr.. and Mrs. Guthrie. In
the afternoon a reception for Amert
can residents was held at the Amerl-
can consulate general and in the even
ing Consul General Ransford 5. Mil
Ter gave a dinner. inviting prominent
japanese.
Honolulu star-bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1912-2010, 1916-11-15
JAPAN HoNoRs AMERICAN
by Associated PreSs1

SEOUL, Korea.-George W. @Guth'
RE, the American ambassador to ia
pan. received many hOnors from Jap:
anese officials on his way through
Korea to China, where he made tour.
At Fusan his steamer was met by a
large party of officials and civilians.
At Seoul. Isaburo Yamagata, direct
or Of general administration OF Korea,
Honolulu star-bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1912-2010, 1916-11-15

my SIDE, Win Dear
ing down pains and
was very nervous.
] was always tired,
alw avs dro wsy,
never could get
enough sleep and
could not eat. ] had
four doctors and
each told me some
thing different /
read Of Lydia f.
Pinkham's Vegeta-
Honolulu star-bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1912-2010, 1916-11-15

of leather crossing behind the head.
one going around the neck, the other
over the temples. It is pierced by
two small holes at the height of the
eyes, and its lower edge is rolled over
to the right, so as not to get in the
way when firing their rifles.
Honolulu star-bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1912-2010, 1916-11-15

Three women were injured in a col
lision of automobiles in Central Park
on the West drive at Seventy-fourth
street. New York.
Honolulu star-bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1912-2010, 1916-11-15

STAR-BUULETIN. GIVES YOU .
TODAYS NEWS TODAY
Greenbrier independent. [volume] (Lewisburg, Va. [W. Va.]) 1859-1980, 1916-07-21

au lion lot sale, and buildings on
thu-n is contemplated in tho near
future.
During the last year Splendid
r-w concrete bridge has been built
ac~o5s Dry Creek ca Man street and
a water and sewage syJ.en, costing
near $4,000, las tee1 completed
the wsser coming from the celebrat-,
Cd .lpring at Alvon-being pip2d II.
miles in Cedar pipes, AID the health
CT the town will compare favorably
with any plaoe on the glcte. &
Here We have the terminus Of the
White Sulphur and Huntersvillera
road that extends to the head Of the
Nerth fork of Anthonys Creek and
there connects with lMEnher rail-
road that delivers to it ziamber fressl
Bath county, Va, which IL in turn de-
livers ito the c. & o. railway in adj
dition to the other local freight and
passenger service handled Dy Ihi5
road.
with the millions of dollars that
have been spent by the Springs co.
ard the vast sum to be spent there in
the future it would seem that the flu
ture of the town Of White Springs is
assured beyond the peradventura OF
doubt.
If any of the readers of The indie
perfsent are looking for real live
cp-to-date town with the advantages
above spoken CT, to say nothing OF
our magnificent mountain scenery
and sa,ubrious climate, our enterpris-
/ ing and public spirited citizens viii
give them an open hearted welcome
and share with them the best We
have.
Greenbrier independent. [volume] (Lewisburg, Va. [W. Va.]) 1859-1980, 1916-07-21

Of its citizens have been made-2nief
Gncng which may be mentioned the
concr2te wall along Dry Creek to pre-
vent overfow5 from that sometimes
turbulent stream.
In the year 1912 a modern up-to-
dote $4,000 High School building
was erected. There are now six
teachers besides the Superintendent
employed in this a;hool-the c1roE-
nolt of pupils at last se31:cn being
327.
We have four churches-M. E.
Church, South, Presbyterian, Epis-
copalian ard Roman Catho.ic-all
having modern, buildings good con-
gregaticn5 and Sunday Schools.
1t would be di:deult 70 tell exact
Iy how many new dwellings have
been erected during the last two
years, but nearly every lot in what
is known rs the Calwell Heights
addition have been sold and built
upon.
During the last month several lots
in an eastern suburb known as Edge
wood, were sold at fair prices at an
Greenbrier independent. [volume] (Lewisburg, Va. [W. Va.]) 1859-1980, 1916-07-21
LOOKS.
Tic new Auditorium and

Il wish L't...ila wouldn't take up
with such queer looking friends,
ii!oancd Mrs. Fuddies. ::Grac!ons! Ev-
cry once in while che .bringsla new
fried home and each one OF them IS
worse than the oac before.
"Sucn t,Ieer looking girls! don't
like their lCs..s. don't like their
voices Ind this st one Is terrible!
She has voice Ike croaki!fg frog
end strange look out OF the eyes. l
&c wish Udella would make better Sc.
leetionG i'll hcf choice OF companions.
But you can't tell much about poo
ple by their locks" said FGddles. You
have to try them out before you can
Stell. That's what Udelfa docs she
I 5recceds to Try them out.
q "For my part, i have never been
able to tell anything 4bout people by
iheir looks. Now, there's Busllirk.
%When he first came along with that
patent process of his l wanted to
Fnow mighty bad what Kind of fet
low he was and how much could
stake on him. But there was no wa:
O knowing.
"He had eyes that said as plain az
could be: L am regular boob.
would talk war to 4 stranger with a
p ottudmg chin and loan a lawyer my
watch ard chain
"But the nose was altogether differ
cnt. The nose said: You couldn't put
Snything over on me and you couldn't
keep me off your premises with a bull
Cog. put my foot in the door and
there it stays. You can't shut the dooi
IN my face and keep me out. And III
say until you carry lie out feet first.
"Thcn the mouth said: I am inne.
cent, childlike and bland. ! am liable
to get lost on my way to Sunday
school,
"Then the chin butted in and said;
.rl a devil in my own home town
$50 how in the world can you de-
eide PERSONS makeup il you judge
him according to his looks?
"a dog never chooses his friends by
their looks. There's thar little Noodles
across the street. Docs he choose de
cent looking dogs for his associates;
his best friend is the sneakingeSi
plug ugly you ever saw in your life
even cats are unintelligible IL
their tastes. That tiger OF the Bontras
crs has killed hundreds of cats be
cause he didn't like their looks, fusZJ
little white kittens, purry little tor
toise shells, cats that looked like PIC
ture cards, black and white and solo
solors, cats that you and I though
| cute and lovable.
"And what kind of cat did he fin
ely take up with? A poke necked
miscellaneous Colored, ornery old crea
ture who WIS peeling off in spots
gore eyed, liTnpy, q mean looking mis-
| fit with whine more repulSiFe thai
lis looks. You and ], judging iron
that cats. exterior, can never kno'
( the beautiful personality that Tise
discovered underneath that unpTomls
n.g outside"
Greenbrier independent. [volume] (Lewisburg, Va. [W. Va.]) 1859-1980, 1916-07-21
Could Fill the Bill

He had told her the old, old story,
and, torn with emotion, waited for a
few short words that would decide
his fate.
George" she said, before I give
you my answer you must tell me
something. Do you drink anyihihs!"
A smile of relieF lighted his h@1d.
some countenance. Was that all she
wanted to know? Proudly, trirmphane.
y he clasped her in his arms and
whispered in her shell like ear.
Anything, he said.
Greenbrier independent. [volume] (Lewisburg, Va. [W. Va.]) 1859-1980, 1916-07-21
EnIIahtenIne Jamie

Papa" said Jamie, "tlla reason
there's so many laws is because there
are so many lawyers in the legislature
isn't it,"
EYES," said his father. BED for
ours now!'
Gust one more question, Papa"
said Jamie. why are there so many
taxes, when there aren't any taEider'
nlists in the legislature From
Judge.
1t is far easier for a woman to mis-
the ingredients OF cake than ii Is fo'
her husband not to mix the shopping
instructions she gives him.
At the age OF twenty one man has
more ideals than ideas.
Greenbrier independent. [volume] (Lewisburg, Va. [W. Va.]) 1859-1980, 1916-07-21
PROGRESS AND IMPROVEMENT
AT WHITE SULPHUR.
(By Howard Templeton. }

Though the GretIbr,er White Sui
phur Springs has been known of all .
men," especially in the Southland,
for many years when her guests !
journeycd here by private conveyance
arriving in time to see the first June
roses brust their petals and remain (
ing until after the Katydids had :
warned them Ct the early coming of
Jack Frost, the town of White Sui /
phur Springs, of wIiCh We write, was T
not discovered until the 18th day Of
November, 1909 when a certificate
of incorporation was granted by the
Circuit Court of G1reenSrier county. /
The main business part of the town .
is located directly on the Old james
River and KaRGwha Turnpike soon
to be known as part OF the National .
Highway from East to Wcs., and on
this street are located the principal /
business houses OF the place, either /
of which would do credit to more
pretentiouS cities.
Beginning at the upper e@d near
the Springs grounds we have 5. B.
Woodson's general store, the q. 4
w. Tailoring Co., G. A. Iann's pnc-
tograph gallery and RCD stand
Caben'S garage, the Gil!e-pe Hou1e'
DR.. Crank's dental Darlcr5, D.. c. n.
WAITS hospital, T. T. D.cksoniS re-
taurani., pool room and general store,
VIM. O'Ferrell's geIra! store, Ma
CURES livery stable, Liyesay & LiYl-
SAYS confectionery. the Cabe,l House,
Mrs. NJ. l.. Kipps' new cO2-rcte mil
linery building, the Hy5cn House
Girles2ie'3 livery. Local. and LCls
Distance Telephone Exchange, RUTH
erford's blacksmithing stand, MAY
Gift Inn, B. J. Peters bakery and
restaurant, B. F. Dixon'3 billiard Eail
and restaurant, Halls barber SHOP,
White Star Meat Market, the Pub
lie Library, Greenbricr Pharmacy j.
L. Wade's general store, the Plaza
Theatre, O'Neil's barber shop, Post
Office, Bank of White Sulphur
Springs (organized in 1906 and now
carrying line of deposits aggregat-
ing S163,162), the Burdette House,
the White Sulphur Supply Co.'s de-
partment stores, Huddlestun's gar
age, A. E. HuddleStun's planning
mill, CIark's blacksmith and wagon
shop, Rex Theatre, Ice Depot, Noun i
tain Milling Co.'s mills, electric light
plant, O'Connell's dairy-and ju-t be-
yond the corporate limits the United
States Fish Hatchery. While on the
Sweet Springs roai AMI in the Gar
ing Addition we have Messenger &
Forren's market, Washington Bros.
store. w. H. Gums and Mrs. Hicks
general store, and w. G.. Browns
shop.
The White Sulphur Sentinel, found
ed in 1910 by Howard Templeton,
has outlived the doubling Thomas
es' by five years and may now be
considered one of the permanent fix /
lures or assets of the town.
Els municipal affairs, the popula-
ton of which is now near 500, have
always been in the hands of safe and |!
conservative citizens and many i'm
provements of a permanent nature, !
looking to the welfare and happiness
Greenbrier independent. [volume] (Lewisburg, Va. [W. Va.]) 1859-1980, 1916-07-21
4Az Ese4eEr
n FronA Life.

tfoHl9 Lie
Tho dent flap l8Sed AID dropped
Tho prisoner could make out the dim
outlines OF mans form.
"To be shot at sunrise, eh?"
The prisoner stirred quickly. That
voice was strangely familiar to him
The figure moved nearer, A knife
flashed and the prisoners bonds feb
OFF.
"Follow me, and not sound"
They orept out CT the tent, past .
doing sentry, ard across dark field
"Nov, said the guide as thes
straiahtened up in the shadow OF
hedge, % proposition for cousins viii
he cousins even in war"
He paused, looEcd warily around,
and emitted a lq@ chuckle.
"six months ago." he continued
"when l was captured by your side
and sentenced to BE shot you rescued
me. as I have you. You showed me
our lines and gave me two minutes
10 get away. After that two minutes
Won were to fire, and YOU
He stopped wheeled like flash
but 100 late. A shot rang out, and an
other.
The two men stffened, leaned to
ward each other, gasped and dropped
to the ground.
around the corner Of the hedg'
eteppcd the sentry. smoking auto
Eatfc in his hand.
"Huh." he growled, stirring the
PROSTATE figures with his foot. "Rcla
tiyes have no business on opposite
sides. anyway"
Greenbrier independent. [volume] (Lewisburg, Va. [W. Va.]) 1859-1980, 1916-07-21
His Suggestion

Possessed OF very fine instincts, MI
Right was much offended by an eN
perience in restaurant the o;her4 day
Sitting opposite him was man VINO
ate his feed in q vulgar way that OF
Tended the higher sensibilities o.
flight.
pray pardon me-" he interposed
May I be SO bold as to offer sus
gestion?"
"If you like" rudeIy answered the
other, as he continued to maui Z
chicken hone.
q should imagine was the caustio
leioinder OF Right, ethat you ,woult
have considerably less trouble Wit
that bone if you took it out On the
mat!'
Greenbrier independent. [volume] (Lewisburg, Va. [W. Va.]) 1859-1980, 1916-07-21
The True Saying.

aAfter ALL" said woter, its true
saving that he laughs best who laughs
hst'' :,
mot at ALL" said Wise. "The reali
~ true saying is: He laughs bes'
whose laugh lasts.
Greenbrier independent. [volume] (Lewisburg, Va. [W. Va.]) 1859-1980, 1916-07-21
Plentiful.

The old man was sitting in front oil
his louely cabin in the Tennessee
mountains. Then roads is vile with
artomobyies,7 he remarked as the us
tor drew rein in the deeply ruttec
road.
"Why, do many come up here!'
asked the surprised horseman.
Many? Why, stranger, | don't be
Iieya there air week but what one
cccs By" said the old man.-Life.
Greenbrier independent. [volume] (Lewisburg, Va. [W. Va.]) 1859-1980, 1916-07-21
A REGULAR PIotter.

"What makes yo' so anxious for s
sfniin to be a candidate for officer BE
never was such a great friend O.
yours"
Il know IT," replied Farmer Corntos
sci. isis been gettin' along altogeth
er too Quiet and easy. want TO SEE
him trotted out and put in line fur
lick;D'."
Greenbrier independent. [volume] (Lewisburg, Va. [W. Va.]) 1859-1980, 1916-07-21

some men are SO skepJlcai tna1 tneJ
refuse even to believe the report Of s
gun.