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Don't Dig 1t Up

Mr. Hughes shows neither good taste judgment in refer
ring to southern domination of meaning the south of
of United States Mr. Hughes should be the last
nize sectional divisions.
If elected he will be the president of the south well the
north and east and west.
Congress should be the meeting ground the repre-
sentatves of all the states and all the people, where sectional diff
ferences smOohed and grievances and
adjusted.
Political divisions political domination must be present
in but sectional divisions sectional domination
thing OF the past The Ratchet is buried Deep Let stay buried
the
had usually
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1916-08-28

Q.-The other day some of
us boys tried to walk down
long hall with our eyes
shut. We all promised not
to open them until we got to
the end wall. Some of us
went into the wall and one
boy nearly fell down stairs.
Now why cannot we walk
straight II our eyes are not
open?
We asked our mothers and
they didn't know, and said
we should not bother you as
you only answer grown-up
folks letters. We are II,
IL, 10 and IA years of age.
IL you can answer our ques-
ton, please do SO right away
as we are anxious to know.
SIX BOYS.
A.-Cynthia Grey Is Away
glad to answer the questions O
young folk when their mamma,
or papas cannot.
You could not walk straighl
when your eyes we're shut be
cause we do not take strides o.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1916-08-28
TINES EDITORIALS
How Comes It,?

We would like discover by what underground line OF COM
muncaon sandpat organs of the Pacific coast suddenly find
necessary boom Myron T. Heck for u senator for Oho
the ground that the farm loan poorly made and that
will be re-made, if the next congress is republican.
Mr. Herrick is banker. He is of Mark Hanna's old
boys BY breeding and schooling potca he belongs in the
gang rabd mercess andpate who think they have
porny to check progessvm and again take the nation by
the throat
1t would be well to ask Mr. Herrck he party scheme
destroy esmascuae the only bit of financial legislation
farmers have got after decades of snnng by the banks
spreads who's Washington
r
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1916-08-28
Pie Counter PQthos

touching little episode Of the present campaign find
corded in one of the partisan papers.
1t recouns how so G. O. henchmen who been prepar-
ing for mailing 100000 envelopes of campaign erachure
drought to close their great task and how they marked the
with "a special program in which resolution of de-
voton the republican party state and national adopted
and which set of silver luncheon knives presented to the
party bosset who gave the devoted so their 18day jobs
They dsbanded pledgg themselves work INCREASINGLY nm
til Nov. for Hughes and the republican party.
candidates Oh for the trec,
Europe
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1916-08-28
HUNTERS FORFEIT
500 vENISON BAH

A. c. Marconnier, nabbed some
time ago by Game Warden Light
In company with four other men
and a large quantity of venison,
forfeited 500 bail Monday in
Justice Graham's court.
its bad stuff to have venison
IN ones possession these days"
the justice said. especially when
Light hears of it,"
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1916-08-28
Seventh Ward w. G. r. IT, MAJ

Seventh Ward w. G. T. U. met
with Mrs. Harvey Bacon Tuesday
afternoon. The following officers
were elected: President, Mrs
George Slyter; vice president,
Mrs. ] "A. Shoettler; correspond
ing secretary, Mrs. George Bur-
dick; recording secretary, Mrs. A..
Reeves; treasurer, Mrs Harvey
Bacon.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1916-08-28

OIL am a visitor in your
city. and while here have
enjoyed your letters very
much. find 1t necessary to
impose upon your good ma
ture, too. During my stay
here. q certain young man, a
friend Of the family, has
made my visit very delight
full by his kindness. How
can I show him my apprecia-
ton, beyond just saying
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1916-08-28

al recently lost my
home through drink. My wife
Is staying with her parents
and they are influencing her
to leave me. / have stopped
drinking and have really re-
formed, but she will not be-
lieve me. How can | prove IL
to her and get my wife and
baby back? REGRETFUL.
Alt will take some time t.
convince your wife and her par
onts that you have stopped drink
ing for good, but you can do it
30 do not get discouraged. Regain
your self-respect by a clean life
snd strict attention to business
This, together with a respectful
manner on your part. will after q
time convince your people that
you have recovered your man.
hood.
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NOTICE BY COUNTY AUDITOR OF PRIMARY ELECTION Fo

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The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1916-08-28
thank YOU?
A NEW READER.

A.-Conventions say that a
young woman must receive
thanks, instead of offering them;
that by permitting q man to en-
joy her company she has con-
ferred q favor upon him, for
which he should thank her. How
ever, when the young man does
this, you can be very gracious in
the acceptance and express your
own appreciation of his efforts for
your entertainment. An invita-
ton to visit at your home is all
the return you are privileged to
offer him.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1916-08-28

Saliva, you are recovering rapidly, and
he attributes it to your spiritual exulta-
ton. did not tell him l knew you could
not be other than you are-Salvia, the
flower that blooms scarlet glowing until
the very end
Some day when see you am going
to tell you more about myself wonder
why | have such an Unsuitable desire to
talk to you about myself. Since I have
known you, l have tried to have no re-
grets. for I have learned from you how
unavailing thew ara
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1916-08-28

TahOma I. o. q. T. met Tues
day evening in the Sixth avenue
Baptist church. The lodge had
for its guests Grand Chief Tenn
plar Harvey Penberthy, Grand
Secretary Frank P. Gent and In
ternational Deputy Rev. Basher.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1916-08-28
NORTHEAST
TACOMA BUS

Special trip, leaving Hague
Box Factory 8 n. I'M. and leav-
ing Tacoma 4 p. m.
Leaves Postoffice 9th and A
$751; $3.50 and 1880 a. m, I
and 3 p. IN.
Leaves Northeast Tacoma
2 and II .. M, f:S0 and $50
p. m. an
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1916-08-28
IIniHIn DIDIn iuInIu IuIn|DIl|N|u|

q lliss Grey answers all letters
= inquiry BY mail when postage
b enclosed.
q Letters Of general interest arc
answercd through this column UNI
LEES the correspondent requests
uhat they not be.
4 Miss Grey receives callers 1t
tho office from II o'clock 70 3
o'clock on Wednesdays.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1916-08-28

TURN TO THE CLASSIFIED
WANT ADS ON PAGE Z FOR
RESULTS. SEE PAGE SEVEN.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1916-08-28
'Malcomb Stuart Will
Build Child's HOSPITAL

This morning little book received letter
Stuart. 1t commenced without salutaion:
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PERIOR COURT, PIERCE co
JNCTON

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GOVERNOR.
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Continued on PAGE 81
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Personal
AND
Social


49,
Puget Sound Homestead Will
hold an open meeting Tuesday
night at Eagles hall for members
and friends.
Miss Mabel Folsom and A. @.
Roberts were married last Satur-
day by Rev. A. ID. Shaw In the
East Congregational church be-
fore a number of friends. The
groom is popular shipping clerk
OF Tacoma.
Mount Tacoma camp, No. 708,
w. o. W., will hold special BUSH
ness meeting Monday night in
Eagles hall, 18th and e streets.
A. l.. Anderson, local organizer,
will speak.
DIR. A. II. Coleman left Friday
night for San Francisco where he
will attend a clinic on skin dis
| CooCo. iiC WuS dSCOhPuhiOu W
his son, Robert, jr., who will en-
ter his senior year at Stanford.
Mrs. Arthur c. Merrill, presi-
dent of Officers Council of Par
ent-Teacher associations, will en-
terrain the executive committee
and all newly elected presidents
Of the P. T. A. circles at her sum-
mer home at Luceata Tuesday.
| The engagement Of Miss Elsie
Leach, well known dramatic read
err, and Herbert Bach. son of Mr..
and Mrs. Peter Bach of Tacoma,
has been announced.
Vida auxiliary, o. Il. S., will be
entertained next Friday afternoon
at 2 O'Clock by Mrs. Gertrude Cas-
tie and Mrs. Nellie Carney at the
home of Mrs. Carney, GIT South
Sprague street.
Tacoma temple No. So, Pythian
Sisters auxiliary, will entertain at
cards in the Pythian club room
Tuesday afternoon.
Mrs. A. Muehlenbruch will en-.
terrain the women of the Luth-
eran Trinity church at her home,
l712 South Cakes, next Thursday
Cfnfn and Tonnv,,a sx
lions of the Council of Womer
Voters will give a reception t.
Mrs. Hrrison G. Foster, vice presi.
dent, Thursday afternoon In tn,
Woman's clubhouse. Mrs. FosteI
will leave early in September fo
st. Paul. where the family will
make their home.
The officers council of the Par
ent-Teacher associations will holt
the first meeting of the season
next Friday afternoon at in tn,
board room of the Central school
The Good Workers. Chart,
CluU Will JIG Culoi tdiuCu NY MIs
Mabel Hoganess, 4224 South Par
: ave-, next Friday afternoon.
The John A. Logan circle, La
dies of the G. A. r., will enter
tain at cards Monday evening i
q the armory.
n Dauntless I, O. G. r. met Il
their hall, 1149k Commerce st
n Monday evening. Grand Secre
tary Frank P. Zent was a guest
al
TahOma Junior I. O. G. T. me
! Monday afternoon in the Sixtl
avenue Baptist church and initial
ed class Of young people.
II Seventh Ward w. G. T. U. me
l with Mrs. Harvey Bacon Tuesda,
|, afternoon. The following officer
were elected: President, Mr.
George Slyter; vice president
Mrs. ] "A. Shoettler; correspond
ing secretary, Mrs. George Bur
dick; recording secretary, Mrs. A
Reeves; treasurer, Mrs Harve,
: Bacon.
NA. "1e11
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1916-08-28

TahOma Junior I. o. G. T. met
Monday afternoon in the Sixth
avenue Baptist church and initial
ed a class Of young people.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1916-08-28

Puget Sound Homestead will
hold an open meeting Tuesday
night at Eagles hall for members
and friends.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1916-08-28

Dauntless I, o. G. T. met in
their hall, 1149k Commerce St,
Monday evening. Grand Secre-
tary Frank p. Zent was a guest.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1916-08-28

Miss Mabel Folsom and A. @.
Roberts were married last Satur-
day by Rev. A. d. Shaw in the
East Congregational church be-
fore a number of friends. The
groom is a popular shipping clerk
of Tacoma.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1916-08-28

Mount Tacoma camp, No. 708,
w. o. W.. will hold special BUSH
ness meeting Monday night in
Eagles hall, 18th and e streets.
A. l.. Anderson, local organizer,
will speak.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1916-08-28

The John A. Logan circle, La
dies of the G. A. r., will enter
tain at cards Monday evening in
the armory.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1916-10-26
Worklnsmen's Building & Loan
Association Of Mo. Valley. la.

Do you want a home? Do you
want to arrange to pay for the
same on easy installments? Do
you want to save and invest your
wages and money as hundreds
have done in Missouri Valley in
the past thirty years? Does the
merchant and the general bust
ness man want to help his Gus
toners to own homes? Does the
retired man want TO help build
up CITY Of homes. If so join this
association and get fair profits
on your investment, reasonable
rates of interest on your loans
and make this city of homes"
as 100000 others are now doing
in the United States. a6-eod-w
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1916-10-26

Gouncilmen Gill, Cox, Hardy and
Sudduth voting yea and Council
man Roden voting nay.
Four councilman having voted
yea the motion was carried and
the ordinance was declared
odapted this 2tst day of October,
A. d. 1916.
Moved and seconded that the
resignation of w. J. Roden as
councilman Of the Second ward be
accepted. Motion carried.
Moved and seconded that the
following bills be allowed. Mo-
tion carried:
First Nat. bank, city bonds
Nos. Is and AZ .....SI.O 600
First Nat. bank, interest
on $4,000, city bonds,
months, at 6 per cent 10
First Nat bank, interest on
$1,000 water bonds at
41-2 per cent, six no.. i13
Moved and seconded that the
council adjourn. Motion carried
and council adjourned.
A.. EDGECOMB.
S. r. WILLIAMS, Mayor.
City Clerk
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1916-10-26

Mr.. and Mrs. p. II. Moore re-
turned to their home in Omaha
this afternoon after q brief visit
here at the George Moore home.
s. r. Williams received word
this morning from Iowa City that
his son was able to leaye the hos
pital and resume his studies at
the college.
Mrs. Margaret Thomas left this
morning for Carthage, s. D., for
- several weeks stay. Mrs. David
Hearn and son accompanied her
las far as Sioux City.
Mr.. and Mrs. 81. L. Aldridge OF
Third street entertained as their
guests over night Mr. and Mrs.
+. G. Catchpole, who leave this
evening for Omaha, where they
|s1ll msks thsir tutuso heeas; I,
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1916-10-26
HYMEMEAL.
Hanford-Hardy.

The wedding of Miss Gladys
Viola Hardy and Mr.. Ralph Jo-
|seph Hanford was solemnized
this morning at st. Patrick's
Church, Rev. Father Nolan Off
|ciating at low mass.
Promptly at 8 O'Clock the bridal
party, accompanied by Miss Marie
Tamisiea and Miles Finley, act
ing as bridesmaid and best man,
marched to the altar to the
strains of wedding march
played by Carl Puffer. William
|O'Leary of Omaha sang softly
during mass.
The bride was gowned in
beautiful suit OF brown broad
cloth with hat and shoes to
match.
These young people are both
we'll and fayorably known in this
city and Logan, the bride being
a daughter OF Mr.. and Mrs. Sam
uel Hardy of Logan, and the
groom the only son of Mrs. Ella
Klaffke, is one Of Missouri VAL
ley's prosperous young business
men.
The happy couple left imme-
Idiately after the ceremony for
Omaha where they will spend
their honeymoon. The auto.
which took them to the station
was fittingly decorated by friends
with a large banner hung on the
rear with the following sign:
20 say, just married.
"A rope was fastened behind
with a large tin cracker box
dangling along to make a:racket.
The driver, enjoying the fun, in
lstead of taking them straight to
1.-THE station, drove down and back
through Erie street.
Besides the immediate rela-
Itives who attended the wedding
from out-of-town were Mr.. and
Mrs. j. M. Albertson and Mr.. and
Mrs. Kit Carson and sons Of Lo-
gan.
We join with their many
friends in wishing them every
Happiness.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1916-10-26

Mr.. and Mrs. Louis Moskovitz
were pleasantly surprised last
evening at their home on Sixth
street when the clerks at the store
dropped in to spend the evening
with them. Cards, popping corn
and making candy formed the
amusement Of the evening, after
which Mrs. Moskovitz served de-
licious refreshments.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1916-10-26
THE PRINTER AND
RISING PRICES.

by Albert NJ Freeman.
"A butcher came the other day.
One thousand billheads bought.
4 charged him what / always had,
Nor gave the price 4 thought.
"A tailor entered afterward
With copy for dodger.
The price was what he paid last
year
q dared not make il larger
"A man who deals in coal and wood
Was next to try my door;
Five hundred cards9,' One
twenty five
never had asked more
Today went to pay some bills.
Good grief! l stopped to think,
For all the prices looked so large
|. On paper. type and ink.
Tonight my wife came round for
\ cash
To pay for meat and coal
And also for the children's clothes
The figures gnawed my soul
Thanks, thanks to We, my worthy
friends,
/ For the lesson We have taught"
| cried aloud, and roundly swore
I'd never more get caught.
Tomorrow when the butcher
comes
He'll pay a price that's higher,
Or else the shade a mighty Ben
May haunt nae for = liar. Il
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1916-10-26
Rev. G. Q. clayton, Fort
oodue. Called TO louan,

Logan, Ia, Oct. 25.--The Rev.
G. G. Clayton of Fort Dodge has
accepted a. call to the Baptist
church of Logan and began his
work here Sunday, delivering a
morning and evening sermon.
Mrs. r. w. Hills, Miss Harriet
Tyler and Miss Audry Cronk were
appointed as delegates to the state
convention at Des Moines Octo-
Der 25 to 30, representing the
Baptist church Of Logan.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1916-10-26

2
Henry Riley was an Omaha Wis
|itor today.
Mrs. Earl Hardin was an Oma-
ha passenger this morning.
Mrs. c. B. Drain visited with
friends in the Bluffs today.
Mr.. and Mrs. clyde Finley were
Omaha visitors this afternoon.
Mrs. Theodore Krause visited
today with relatives in Omaha.
Mrs. A. LaDue spent the day in
Omaha at the Clint Norris home.
Mrs. George E. johnson was
an Omaha passenger this morn
ling.
Ward McGavern was business
Ipassenger to LeMars this morn
ling.
Mrs. Roy Cummings made a
business trip to Omaha this morn
ling.
The West End garage is put
ting up new electric sign to-
day.
Miss Martha Emig Of Omaha
was the guest today of Mrs. Ned
Burke.
Mrs. r.. D. McEvoy spent the
day in Omaha with her sister,
Mrs. Hull.
R. A. Moore and w. j. Roden
went to Carroll this morning on
business.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1916-10-26
Community Shore course.

A.community short course UNI
der supervision of the state Ag~-
ri.n 'tural college of Ames will be
held at Modale, Ia, December 49,.
AZ and 13. Complete program
and premium list will soon pa
available.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1916-10-26
Huahea Wins Today.

The straw vote being compiled
by the Rexall stores over the en-
tire country is creating a great
deal of excitement. The vote to-
day at the Harvey store resulted
in a victory for Hughes by a 10
to Al margin,
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1916-10-26
millinery at ! Sacrifice.

Our east window is filled with
"a line Of seasonablc millinery
which we desire to move at $3.50
each. We are over stocked in
the millinery department and are
using this means Of reducing
our stock. Our loss is your gain.
Come early and take your pick,
as they won't last long.
n. Fanger.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1916-10-26

Mrs. NJ. d. Bramon was the
guest Of Mrs. William Mills to-
day at Benson, Neb.
Mr.. and Mrs. A. G. Smith spent
the AFTERNOON in the Bluffs on
business and pleasure.
Mrs. r. 3. Warner and son of
1.-THE Bluffs spent the afternoon
with friends in the city.
Mrs. Harry Mandelko and son
spent the day at the w. g. Coul-
thard home at the junction.
Mrs. g. Z. Johnson is visiting
in this city, the guest of Miss
Mable Heath and other friends.
Mrs George LeFever has re-
turned home from a several days.
visit with relatives in the Bluffs.
John Densmore of Canton, s.
D., is here for few days visit
with G. r. Cole. He is on his way
i to Arkansas.
Mrs. George Frazier and daugh-
ter entertained at dinner yester-
day Mrs. g. p. Johnson and Mrs.
e C. Lahman.
Mrs. S. n. Gullick left this aft
ernoon for her home in Omaha
after q weeks visit here with her
daughter, Mrs. J. f. Williams.
Lynn j. Irwin Of Logan, repub-
lican candidate for clerk Of the
district court, was in the Valley
today calling on acquaintance.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1916-10-26
Expert diagnosis.

The physician had been called
in haste to see a small negro who
was ill. After a brief examina-
ton the doctor announced: This
boy has eaten too much water
melon
''Oh, doctah, expostulated the
parent of the ailing one, "dey
ain't no such tin gas too much
watahmillion. Dat niggah JUS
lain got 'nough stomach
Ladies Home Journal.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1916-10-26
Cash for Your Produce.

|. Bear in mind that we pay cash
for butter and eggs. We will
give 35 cents for good table but
tor. NJ. Fanger.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1916-10-26

Friends: We are doing ali we
can to keep down tho high cost Of
clothing without lessening the
quality. A visit TO pur, store Will
convince you that we have suo-
decided. NJ. FAM0ER.
CLAY MENpENHALL, Reai Es.s
tate, Auctscnccrins, Insurance
Phone 167.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1916-10-26

The Misses Ruth Myers and
Madge Dessert have issued invi-
tations for Halloween party
next Monday evening to the mem
bers Of the J. T. f. club, to be
held at the home of the former on
Sixth street.
DIR. Ann Raymond. who has
been here the past month the
guest of friends and relatives,
will leave this evening for her
home in Joplin, Mo. Her grand
mother, Mrs. w. T. Raymond,
will accompany her home to spend
The winter.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1916-10-26

MI. and Mrs. b. +. Reilly were
passenger 70 Omaha this morn
ing and will bring their daugh-
ter home this evening from the
Nicholas Sem hospital.
b. r.. Moore and wife Of Oma-
ha were guests Of the F. L. Davis
home yesterday. Mr.. Moore is
district collector for the tele.
phone company in Omaha.
Miss Lucille Calendar is SPEND
ing q few days with home folks
in Woodbine. She will attend the
wedding of Earine. Herman and
Miss Alva Klatt in Magnolia this
afternoon.