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The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1916-12-21
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The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1916-12-21
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The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1916-12-21
amous Musical Comedy
1Ominq Here Soon

famous Musiea Comedy
coming Here Soon.
The popularity Of musical attrac
ions looms brighter and brighter
he years 80 by until at last they have
ecome the recognized standard Of
popular entertainment In the lates.
New York success The Girl from the
I $ A" is seen absolutely the best,
from the deepest and most impression
able dramatic performance to the
highest ana dainiiest comedy. y has
been proclaimed truly a musical pre-
lue.ion with plot interpreted bg the
original biz city east and famous
beauty chorus OF twenty winning dam
sells from Broadway a carload Of
scenic effects and wonderful ward
robe direct from its Metropolitan en-
gagoment The Girl from the [ S A
Is distmetNely an American comedy.
but With the GENES laid in the flowery
kingdom Of old Japan, and has be-
come famous for It's wonderful scenic
and electrical effects This large at
traction comes 10 the Guthrie theatre
for a special engagement on one night
only, Sunday, December q
.aaAsas EskamE
Fair and Warmer.
Fair and Warmer" that Avery
lIopwood farce Of infinite fame which
ran SO long and so successfully at the
hltinge theatre in New York thar ev-
cry other part Of the country was
clamoring for it good six months
before Selwyn & Company we're able
to put il on tour will be presented at
the Guthrie theatre on Wednesday
night December 81 Ii vas by all
odds the outstanding success OF its
season on Broadway Mr. Hopwood is
the author Of Seven Days and NO
body's Widow" and his achievements
entitle him to first rank as farce
writer hi Fair and Warmer he has
taken Just the mater ailhe knows hest
how to handle A very good husband
discovers that his charming young
wife is by way Of being a philanderer
A very adorable wife, who lives near
by finds at about the same time that
her young. husband Il lndre kfy Dan
domestic The il-nsed. pair ! make
common cause Of their misery, and
vow to be wicked enough to revenge
themselves. Since they know so
pathetically little about the business
Of being wicked they involve them
selves in endless woes, and have these
woes intensified by seeing their would
be victims airily 20 free. The three
acts of Fair and Warmer" have not
q slack moment,
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1916-12-21

Part cured, IS l-2c per ID.
Green, l7c per lb.
Clue, tic per ID.
Horse -idss
Number One, si.oo to $500.
Number Two, 1900 to s5.75.
Ponies, $3.50.
Colts, SOC to 75c.
Damaged and Glues sEe-hAl sr
Produce--Llvs Poultry.
Broi.ers. under lbs l5c
Springs. up to 2'bs, l2Ac.
Hens. l0c.
Turkeys, No. i, lSc
Turkeys, o'd Toms, 15c.
Ducks. loc.
Geese, &c.
Cotton in seed $500.
Cotton lint, $1,000,
Cotton seed. $500.
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1916-12-21

The Logan County Bank will re-
celye the funds intended for the
starving Millions in Europe Funds
viii also be received at be mayors
office.
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1916-12-21
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Washington Tho postoffice denart
ment will establish two substations
IN Shawnee, based upon shownss
made by Otis y Weaver.
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1916-12-21

For pictures and picture frame work
See Patterson and PaymaI undertak-
Inc Company. 44 r.
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1916-12-21

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The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1916-12-21

Muldrow-The Grand River Gas
company of Muskogoe was today
awarded a natural gas franchise by
NfcI 1lusitcs of Muldrow and the
company agrees to have It's line in
operation by February 7. @
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1916-12-21
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N STATE NEWS NOTES "a
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Oklahoma City The supreme court
hold that passenger on an interstate
journey in Oklahoma may be elected
from the train for failure to pay IN
terstate fare. even though he holds
a ticket for an introslaie journey
Oklahoma CITY The Katy station
agent at NeWalla, This county has
been arrested on a charge Of yiolat-
Ing state laws in delivering whisky
shipments. ~
Clinton Eggs are selling in Custer
county towns at 30 cents the dozen
and not much call for them at that
price.
Clinton A barn belonging to a j
Wclch was destroyed by fire here.
Children playing with matches start
ed the fire. ts,T
Ardmore The mercury dropped to
IS above zero Wednesday and snow
filled the air for a time, but the fall
was not sufficient to cover the ground
An extreme gas shortage during the
early morning hours caused some
suffering.
Muldrow-The Grand River Gas
company of Muskogoe was today
awarded h natural gas franchise by
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1916-12-21

Haze The neader Deliverad d. 45c m,
The Detroit times., 1916-09-09
A Reversal of Parry Roles

Il is doubtful whether the younger
generation Is As much interested in
certain phases OF the pending presi-
Dental campaign as are philosophic
old stagers II viii have occurred %
those familiar with many political
campaigns that n this one the posi-.
ton OF the tao chief contestants Is
reversed The Democrats are the
party in power and the Republicans
chiefly constitute the opposition 10
the reelection OF the president.
Tha, which IA Democrats bad
been forced 20 do in weary years
that are past the Republicans must
now take up. The sum OF accom-.
plishment which President Wilson
is able 10 show is large and IL must
b. rtnimized 70 the utrermOst by
his opponents just a. The Demo
Gratis had 70 make a light OF the
record Of Republican administra.
The Detroit times., 1916-09-09

tons In the old days Republican
were aggressive and confident. en-.
titled 10 much credit and claiming
more. even 10 the crops which Ma
ture provides for the use Of man.
The role OF critic is never very hll
ing unless bMnders have been made
that are so manifest as 10 them
selves 20 compel popular rcc0gni-
tion and reprob3tion II any Repub
licans consider that Mr. Hughes has
not made the headway which they
expected him 20 achieve az this
time. let them consider the s'tua
tion in which ne finds himself and
it, difficulties The issue before the
country h. the record which Mr. VIII
son has made. and that compelling
racr me Republican candidate Is
obliged to recognize and TO act
upon
The country sees hat the Demo
The Detroit times., 1916-09-09

trouble gj.h his feet etc causing
nerve stress.
And any disorder which causes
nerve stress may give risa 10 dis
orders Of conduct This result IS
By no means infrsqgeu'ly observed
Still further. there is the posi-
billy thar your boy will not o0cy
you will not pay attention 10 what
YOU say because he has not the
mental power TO pay attention
There Is such a thing, you know. AS
feeblcmindedncss
Fortunately 81 ~ comparatively
rare The chances are that your
little boy ls not among the mental
ly defective But mention this As
a possibility with which YOU should
reckon.
And most assuredly you ought
10 find ont just why your boy is
bad Yon owe II 70 him you
owe il 20 society. 70 make the 81
fort
study the boy Yourself. and have
him studied by some expert In child
psychology You can do this by
taxing him 10 a good psychological
clinic
n you DO not know whore such a
clinic "a 10 be found ask your boys
school teacher.
or write 10 me. In the card Of this
newspaper. enclosing stamped and
addressed envelope for reply Don't
hesitate. I shall DO glad 70 answer
your questions 20 the best Of my
ability
The Detroit times., 1916-09-09

cratic candidate is NOT an untrisd
quantity as h. WAS foHr wears axe
when men arguing Frem his roc1r'
AS governor OF New jersey saw t~
him promise OF vigorous and 5h,.
executive. Now he can render ar
account q his stewardship as pr-s..
dent Of the United States Mr. VII
son before entering politics said
hat the Erear lack Ia American poll
Tics was 81 leader hip that could
command tho supporf of q party and
Of the people. and no one VIII p
pute that as president ~ toe United
States the former head 90 Prime
ton university. long ra'ned in fh-
study - our nauon-i histary Ia
cNh' bited leadership 90 exceptional
quality Today tLo = ~ac-acy is
Wilson and Wilson IS ,hr rsmI".
racy The demonstration OF abih'
20 unity his party viii have 10 BE-
admitted
Men may differ as ,o ,hc d.sro
buty u th.Hes thar have been dom
l1t the accomplishment 6, there for
"a 20 see and 1D~ history 70 raro 2
and 10 weigh lrz leader has mad
tho Democratic party prJzress.,e
and has 'ausat 3, 20 stand to-che.
nd do thing Theodore Roosevelt
not rhe only executive who has
made his o~n I9icles for which
other men hlaled Tho way The
Republcans are no longer facing a
moss-coyorcd Democracy incapable
81 growth but confront an organ
.zat.on capable OF doing things that
TN rhe main command he respect
~ tho country The 'prOfessor" g.
discovered 20 bs something of q
politician In The large sense. and a
hitherto distracted democracy fol.
lows whittier he leads. whether or
not The things sought seem always
10 square with ancient Democratic
doctrines Mr. Wilson has lOosed
the bonds which bound his party
The capacity 10 get things done is
the test ~ leadership and 80 VII
son surely ieads That f. f. sane
leadership the future Is likely 20
recognize.
Whatever criticism may be made
~ what the president has done II
viii have 10 be recognizes rnat ne
has given a Jolt 70 the longmain.
tanned Republican claim ~ tho right
10 govern this country by virtue Of
Democratic Incompetence Spring
held Republican
The Detroit times., 1916-09-09
What Dye Think?

IN mine the other day
Jim took his squaw and a halfdozen odd ma.
pooses 10 town 10 squander the proceeds
Things were going fine and the tribe OF Tobin
wore having a dandy time, when Jim CHANGED
70 SPY a discarded hearse back OF a livery
stable
It's many windows and moth eatcn draperies
looked good 10 Jim.
In about ten minutes he had snapped his
wagon and s25 in cash for the hearse
Loading his family therein he set out for the
Tobn wigwam
Ugh Bif chief now all the same Mr. Rooea.
Welt" said jim.
DO you get that ornery red.skn 10 moan that
Roosevelt rs riding In a hearse7
The Detroit times., 1916-09-09

because, as q matter of fact, the church
has lodged the issue.
II doesn't seem to have had the nerve
TO tackle it.
Or the denominations have lacked the
unifying force to put such big thing
across.
The church COULD do it.
That is what Billy" Sunday is going
to prove to the church right here in De-
troit.
He is going to prove to the church that
il COULD do il, and he is giving the
church a lineup that will mean a big
start toward doing II.
He is going to get men to thinking
about themselves and then they will be
found thinking about their city and their
city'S government and their city's morals.
He is going to do Carrie Nation stunt
to the saloon with verbal hatchets, all
suitably sharpened for a dangerous foe.
He is going 20 fight fire with fire
He will make the sober and reliable"
men that employers advertise for out of
drunkards and buns.
He will increase the efficiency of work
erS.
He will make happy homes out of un-
happy homes.
He will make votes for PROHIBITION
THOUSANDS Of them.
Do you wonder that there are those
who don't like his methods or his way of
instilling the fear of God into the God
less hearts Of sinners?
And can't you pretty nearly spot that
kind of critic for yourself.
Come on. you Billy" Sunday.
The Detroit times., 1916-09-09
Today's Events

Sunday Is the day set for the
opening Of the Billy" Sunday cam
palgn In Detroit
California will keep her custo
mary holiday today In celebration
~ the anniversary % her admits
sion 20 statehood
Tho Wisconsin state fair. al Nil
waukee. u 10 haye lts formal open
ing today. and will be continued
through the coming week
Charles F. Hughes. Republican
presidential nominee, is 10 closC his
Maine tour today with speeches in
Augusta. Brunswick and Rocklsnd
Tho Rhode Island state branch
% TIE American Federation ~ Ia
Dor Is 70 open its annual convention
today al Woonsocket.
The Detroit times., 1916-09-09
STUDY THE BAD BOY
BY r. AooINoToN BRUCE
lie u Personality. Psychology and Fsrenthood etc


Your little boy Is persistentiy
naughty-so naughty that you are
forced 10 recognize that he Is what
Is commonly called bad boy
You have pun shed him In various
WAYS. 20 no purpose In despair
you now say 20 his mother
II don know what We can do
wIth this youngster He Is vilful
disobedienf. quite out Of hand He u
make trouble for us yet"
This uudeniebiy. is an unpleas-
m state % Affairs Yet II may not
be- hopeless one Here "a a sng
geEtiOu
stop punishinz the boy and begin
70 study him There is a reason
Tor his badness You may rest
assured Of that
Perhaps. / even venture 70 sug
gest. he reason is 70 be found not
90 much In the boy himself as In
tho way you have handled him
IN bringing him mp, have you
PINNED your faith In what Ernest
Abbott Justly calls government by
coll SION" Have you made II your
policy 10 domIneer over your son
and tsrrorize him This could east
Is turn him into a little rebel
or have YOU perchance failed 10
reckon with The spirit of adventure
common n all normal boys
Have you repressod him. Have
You denied him ample opportunity
20 satisfy Win other boys and In
harmless ways, a natural craving
for Fun >"
Again. II is possible that you nave
not made any real effort 10 develop
In him self-control Perhaps You
have exhorfed him 70 be seli-con
trolled but have IN your own per.
son set him an example 20 the con
frary.
n this Is fhe case the odds are
hat he will BE- deaf 20 your exhor
tation bat wide-eyed 70 your *.
ample
I am mistaken. you say on all
these counts you can truthiully
plead not guilty
You have beer a kind and wise
father and your boy has had The
double advantage ~ the care Of a
kind and Yise mother
Very we'll How does ~ stand
with his heal,b7 Let me remind
you that bad boy often is really =
sick boy
You say his health seems good
enough Al. hat seeming" and
being are Two dircren' th.ngs
A boy uho seems 20 DO .r good
enough health may DO suffering
from unsupported eyesfraiH lIa
may have sdenoids, decsyed or im
pacted teeth. some slight or serious
The Detroit times., 1916-09-09
The Keep Well Column
HOME

and night. for night air is JUST a.
good for you a. day air Then you
viii sleep well and stop taking
colds
Battle every day The man who
bathes every day feels better and
cen hold a job longer than The man
who does not
Keep sinks and water closets
clean Pour ho' water and plenty
~ washing soda into no sink and
water closet every week n The
waits and floors around and be
meath them ara wood paint tAn
walls and floors In light color
This makes the wood waterproof
and helps 20 keep st. clean.
DO not throw garbage into the
yard ID not sweep tho garbaR,
filth or floor sveepings through
hole IN the floor 20 tail under tho
house.
The Detroit times., 1916-09-09
There's a Difference

OF course YOU read With delight about the
" Grace Cos steamer Ecudor sailing out ot
Frisco. the other day. right in the teeth OF the
La Toilette seaman's act. thus restoring the
American flag 20 the Pacific,
Ocean rates are enough to make any old thing
that can float a bucket OF coal. can Of oil OF a
single sail out OF Frisco under the American
flag or any other flag but IL seems that the
Grace Co isn't entirely happy over its restoration
OF the American merchant marine.
This company wll put two more steamers out
under the flag and build others. IL Uncle Sam
will perform the pateTnal act by granting sub
sidy
I, will also shrek like a stuck hog n Uncle
sam paternally puts out his ships
Paiernalism for individual is one thing.
Paternalism for all OF US is another.
The Detroit times., 1916-09-09
Pointed Paragraphs

Better an ounce Of persuasion
than a pound NJ cure
But It Is hard TO make good
TOOL of a sharp man.
a miner cannot hope 10 succeed
unless he gets down N business
Birds Of feather seldom flock
together when man goes cunning
Worry is the undesirable thoughts
a man just cant help thinking
People who enjoy light literature
are apt to draw the line al gas
bills.
n your wife had 10 do II over
again the chances are she wouldn't
marry you
Age brings us wisdom teeth az.
cording to the price We can afford
10 pay dentist
They say money talks. Perhaps
that Is why doctor examines
patients tongue the FIRST thing.
II isn't a difficult matter for
man 70 love his neighbor as him.
self that IL, II she's young and
pretty.
n f. said that In India = widow
Ia burned with her late husband. 10
this country q widow takes another
and roasts him
Some people believe in nothing
or ~ least In only what they can
understand. and 4, may amount 20
the same thing.
The Detroit times., 1916-09-09
The Daily Reminder
TnDAl's ANNIVERSARIES

ISL hrN lonu Gregg Zee, who
touuued urlra, ny, college as an an
ti-SiaNrty school horn m Brackcn
county, ny. pled IN Berea I'm 1901
Is, & cunt leo rolstol. the great
'st 80 kussta. philosophers ana one
of tus kTeatest OF her writer's. born.
nied NuN 20. 1910,
lSN President Tyler vetoed tho
fscai corporation bill IA consequence
81 which ussrly all the members or
his cabinet resigned.
INts Edwin 6ooth made his first
appearance on the stage az the hos
ton Museum
1896 sebastopol was evacuated 10y
tho Russians after II months siege
hN the English and French,
iNS0--N ictcr Emmanuel was pro-
claimed king 81 Italy in Naples
lseS-tum perland gap surrendered
10 the Federals
1910 Empress Eugene. driven from
France By the fury 81 the people over
tne russian victories, arrived al
1871 Military revolt in Cairo head
"a by Arab Pasha
lSsi-General strike Of freight con
ductors on the Louisville nashville
1893 Firm satellite OF Jupiter dis
covered by =. f. Barnard. 81 the Lick
observatory
road msgnRte died in Arden, y Y.
Born IN Hampstead. L. l.. Feb. 20.
i9l2-Many thousand p.opl. were
destroyed nv typhoon In China
ONE YEAR AGO TODAY IN THE
Wan
German army under Won haeksnsen
Paris announced the German at
tempt In ihe Argonne had been
checked
President Wilson demanded the re-
4 a. a 80 10 "A hsA n
garian am bRssHdor at Washington
Germans failed 90 gain 10 stubborn
| lighting IN Riga section and strongly
| furtiacd themselves on Wilma front
roDA,'s BIRTHDAYS
Prince George. eldest son o. the cN-
LED King frteT vf Serbia. born 81
Marguerite snow. celebrated photo.
PlaN stAr born 'u savannah, ga. %
years agu today
1 daughter ~ The late President Grover
! Cleveland. born boz the ~ tIte House
Svars aCp today
owen q Lcyvjoy. noted s"vi alog -
\ and pioneer champion - the national
/ cHul laJur uIil. born IN Jamestown.
1 Mich. ju years ago today
br jarrts ~ Kirkland. chan cel!ur
! - Vanderbilt university born In
/ ~rar'AueuIg. g., 81 years sSo to-
r.dvard " Pou, representative La
/ ,or ErHs- ~ the Fourth North Caro-
lima district. born iu Tuskeger. N'a
.r years axe lay
John H.uer rnelder - the -
L.ats National league base .Al team,
.on boo kearney y j. so years axe
taiuy
FRANK T. Chance. r1ru.r manage
.uf the chicago Nationals and Sew
.tork American. now vHrHE~r ~ tHe
l..s Angeles coast leaEu" t"PW. born
IN Fresuo. cal. - years aE1 today.
The Detroit times., 1916-09-09
from Another FONT OF VIeD
IL c. 7. ).

W.. oS,,.-as,,c,,lor+s -, E',ro,, o,-o c,o-
inc ~ sor,,, ar organization Ne enbnoit
that tbev call i "Tbe Rou0b writers Of
the World
Inc TACT liat no DAMN was FlsItea yes
terday by gunner, that no payroll was
seized bv hiqhwavnen and that nobody
-. LII a., -, -. oF o,,. boo,,+iF,,l
streets suggests that bandits. lust like
other people now and then take a dav
of
Here's the sborses. Cereal story Ever
SAYS London letter lanes RE- I.. o. ne
~ Sago fas sn1lted for An ,rcrea.ed al
lovance because Of The birth OF Tapioca
Rice
The police are said % have new clue
IN the Burroughs bandit case. what IS
II. that instead OF turning north at
A state exchange notes that n. n.
Ladur, who has been confined 70 MS
nome BY illness, IS convalescent. Mean
Meals VIII be served on the SUNDAY
tabernacle grounds enablinc Won IL YOU
- - 80. C,rday dirrar
bItltis W nave y'1i 'INiiN"J N'''''~A
"euii'H0"''
ri, Ouch, - Civ. Gate. J,,
Ad from Detroit liner page
ne ~ ~aua ~ Cafes
Reward II killed "hsn i.und
A iat man Out az tne lar grouhds "on-
dpTed what everybody was Laughing at,
until ne discovered ne was was Iean elo
against sign readlhR: see the o'V-
The Detroit times., 1916-09-09

fresh air When YOU realize that
children like plants. cannot grow
In dark rooms sunlight and fresh
sir arc worth extra efforts 20 obtain
Do not rent dark rooms FOR they
arc germ breeders.
DO not keep windows down or as
many people Do. nail them down
windows arc made 70 let lizht and
-rrsh air into the house Keep your
windows open from The TOP and
from the bottom all the ime-day
The Detroit times., 1916-09-09

Yet much %
this sic kne So
could be avoided
n people made
every possible o.
fort 20 live In
rooms which get
and
The Detroit times., 1916-09-09

Gen BrusslloN. the Russian lead
or. who has played 40 great a part
on The eastern front. is such hard
worker that he hasn't seen one
member % his family since the wal
broke ont. except his wife and he
only saw her because she obtained
permission. with several other ON
GERS wives. 70 visit her husband
The Detroit times., 1916-09-09
NOTHING ON HIM

Jones had The misfortune 10 got In the way
OF an automobile driven b. q lady and was taken
10 hospital. but his injuries were not serious
he was Immediately removed 10 the police
station. where his nssailant was being held AAd
as soon Jones got there IN lady started in
You know. Mr Jones" she said you must
have been walking very carclo7sly ! am a very
careful driver ! have been driving q cnr for
seven years"
You've GOT nothing on mo. maamr said
Jones I've been walking for 60 years"
The Detroit times., 1916-09-09
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Father was trying dpowaucaily 10 get little
Johnny interested in arithmetic
surrey you want TO learn percentage" he said
That teaches you how 10 figure tho averages
OF the baseball teams and players"
What do carn7' retorted Johnny The
fclers that play the game dom have 20 do that
They hire some cheap skate TO do It for en-
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