The Glenwood post., 1916-03-25

politicians for assaultlng voters proba-
bly, will discourage that form of politi-
cal argument. However, it is still per-
missible to lie to them.-Kansas City
Times.
Everybody can vote but idiots,
aliens and women" says one of our
national heroines. Yes; and by golly,
sister, we believe lot of them have
been voting when we come to size up
some of the officeholders.-Yuma Pho
neer.
We are very sorry that our friends,
Mr.. and Mrs. Louis Schwarz, are leav-
ing US. We had hoped that they would
change their minds and stay here, but
Mrs. Schwarz came up from Glenwood
Monday to make arrangements for
packing their goods.
ga man who squeezes a dollar never
squeezes his wife," says the editor of
an exchange. In looking over our sub
scription list it has become our belief
that there are quite few women in
this community who are being sadly
neglected.-Bayfield Blade.
Manager Mcconnell has force of
men at work at putting the road be-
tween this city and Morrisania in good
shape. Mr.. Mcconnell is personally
overseeing the job and 81 Herwick IS
looking after the master mechanic de-
partment.-Grand Valley News.
Rev. Thos. W. Stamp is some better
this week and now sits up part of the
day. The church has granted him
six weeks vacation and he and Mrs.
Stamp leave next Monday for New
Castle, where they will stay until about
May 1.-"Clifton News'' in Grand
Junction Sentinel.
If we did not know that Will Ferrill
of the Rocky Mountain Herald was a
joker, we might be led to believe that
his masterly eulogy on "Big Steve"
in his last edition, was the genuine
stuff. However, fiction, when properly
written, sometimes Qike summer del
uge) acts as great fertilizer.-Cen-
tral City Observer.
J. F. Kamm and family left last Sun
day for Boulder, Colo, whore Mr..
Kamm has gone into the mercantile
business The Kamms have been prom;
inent in social and business life in
New Castle for many years, and many
friends wish them all possible success
in their new home.-New Castle Demo-
erat.
From Palm Beach, the home Of good
taste, comes word of Conversational
stockings." During dances one secs
embroidered on the twinkling hosiery,
such inspiring messages as "Dslight-
cd" and "Good night" What's the
matter with "Hello, old soxi i''s" Honi
soft, WHAT" and "Dickery, dickery
dock Chicago Tribune.
"Oh, Justice when driven from all
other human babitation, make this thy
abiding place." is sign over the en-
trance to the Denver Post sanctoriuM.
Well, it's a cineh that "Justice =
would first have to be driven from
everywhere else. The Post would be
about the last hole she would hunt as
an abiding plaee.-Durango Herald.
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The laundrymen no longer assume re-
sponsibility for colored garments which
are returned faded and run, since the
war has shut off the supply of German
dyes. So if your linen comes back
striped red, white and blue you may
simply sing "The Star spangled Ban
ner,' and put in claim at the peace
negotiations.-Kansas City Star.
Quite bit of Democratic political
capital ~ is being made over the Lin
Day banquet at Denver last month
where they, the Democrats, declare that
Carlson was not called on to speak.
Well, neither was Angel Archie and
several other standpatters of colossal
standing. But really, gentlenez, is 1t
any Of your afIairf-Hotchkiss Times.
Saturday night on complaint Of Frank
Mari and D. D. Potter, warrant was
isaued by Juatice Bancroft and the
homa Of Charlaa Gilbert. uear Second