The Sunday telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1914-1927, 1916-10-08
Innovation in Stud Poker Defies
the Sacred Principles of
the Game.

/ EDLs bdlu GU man JIeenldWs II ne
keeps 1t fastened on an wound UP
regular. Trouble with most is first
OFF what they don't never wind EN- up
an consequent they amt KEEP in run
min order like clock d ought TO 10
| be KEEP. an besides that they gently
leaves 60 on EN- into Emergency an
don't git no use o. what little sense
they IS into EN-. just when it's. most
needed the wust.
Stands TO reason a mans haid amt
gwine to he no greet service TO him II
he don't have il with him when they
| Is call TO- to use II. reckon my
! bungstarter wouldn't he no manner o.
good to me If didn't know whar to
find 1t case Of sudden argument.
1 Same way II Il man is 10 lose his haid
| like most does just when they'd ought
70 to have ii handy
Brain Matter Also Counts.
20 cu'sc it makes c'nsid'abl diff
renee what they is into il. Them that
has brain matter into EN- is way
above the avraEc. an they're liable TO-
| TO git along a heap better n II twas
Just plain mud. but brain matter is
c'nsid'ahle sca'ce, an they'll alays he
1 plenty o. mud S long g tn oil Missis'
sippi keeps on Dustin lcvees onct in so
often. SO pears like when the good
I.awd comes to make a new man He
Just takes whatever's nigh hand TO-
TO mn up his haid with an lets 1t 60
at that
Most s'prisin' thing is what the
man don't never come to know the diff
f'rence his own self. Them that haint
got nothin' hut mud to think with
pears to he heap sight better salts
fled with theirsclts n them what has
mo r less brains. o. co'se they amt
reel intelligent. but S long s they
don't know it they S nigh bout just
as happy s if they RELY knowed some
pin.
Then they's a other thing TO be
Considered They is them what has
reel brains an amt noways 'ntelli-
gent Them kyind. the mo- larnin'
they gifts the bigger fools they he.
Some Lack Common Sense.
"Them's the &yind that goes to Con-
grcss or gifts to be president or some
pin. Pears like their haids is like
rifles. They's powder enough into en-
10 explode with hellova loud noise,
hut s long S they hain't got common
sense enough TO 10 lie up with they
gently goes of half cooked. They's
been heap o. c'nspic'ous Examples
recent,
RS done been led TO make these
few remarks" he continued while the
five huskies who sat with him in his
little saloon in Arkansas City looked
at him in great amazement. by this
yer modern idee o. lawmakin' what
pears to done broke out into the en-
munity like epidermis. Pears like
il ravages mo- in Congress n it does
anywheres else. but it's done spread
so that Arkansas City is gittin' to be
troubled with it.
"They's some in the town bod what
pears to reckon what all's nec'ary 10
he did when they's any kyind OF a
rookus on is To- 10 make a new law
bout it, Squire Hapgood done asst the
bod a spell ago 70 a preparation TO
to mend the road what be comes to
town by. and the bod says what they
can't spare the money, but they passed
resolution sayin' 1t sh'd be did an
let it go at that.
Town Board Takes Action.
THE Squire was little late to the
meetin' long o. the bad roads. an
when he heard what was did he didn't
near to be satisfied. but they done
told him it d been settled reg'lar an
s fur s I've heerd reckon It's.
Same way when anythin' goes
wrong into the c'mmunity, don't make
no difference what It's. somebody'll git
IN into the town bod an oppose to
pass law again it, stead o. lookin'
round 70 Joe Bassett. what's been tn
sheriff To- seyral years, an putin It
in 10 him TO straighten it out. TIL
amt no p'liticl economy into it."
What's p'litic'l economy?" asked
Sam Pearsall. who like the others was
getting bewildered in the effort to
find ont what the old man was driving
at.
ITS Latin TO- common sense" said
the old man, AN pears like the mo-
Latin some knows the less common
sense they has"
Somewhat Run Down.
"Yo' all was sayin' somepin a smell
AGO" observed Joke Winterbottom
critically. bout a man keepin' his
haid wound IN like clock, Mebbe it's
vo' regulator what's done got out OF
order. yo' all was to git that fixed
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