The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1916-03-24


pass by. She watches to see when
he goes off to Boise, and then she
slips over to his house and goes
through his larder and fixes him up
great big mess of pies and dough-
nuts and cookies and all these cute
little animal and bird designs of
dainties, and great big heart-shaped
folderol accessories, sweeps down the
cobwebs and gets the lint out from
under things and boils up the clab-
bered skillets and soured pots, and
the like, and hikes back to her domi-
Gle before he gets home. He piles on
big load of stove wood and bides his
time and then steals over with it and
cords it up just where she needs it
most. No doubt they sit at evening
looking across the way and wishing
to God that some angel would come
along and make the other give in
When one blows out the glim and
the other still burns, know what
they think about. When at night the
cock crows across the way the other
answers him, know they think of
the time when they together figured
on the price of eggs, and maintained
but one pile of kindling. The two
dunces! Neither cares straw for
another living human being in con-
nection with this queer notion. She
never sees another man, and the pref
ty faces and dashing garments on the
gay streets of Boise have no attrac-
tons for him when he is up there;
all he is thinking about is just to stay
away long enough for his old time
sweetheart to cook up his doughnuts.
Each one is betting big stakes that it
loves the other less than it is being
loved, and its dollars to doughnuts
that no couple within five miles of
these two softies love each other with
as much real tomfoolishing. Go on
Riddles and wear it out.
A man in the east has made little
electric dog that follows him down
the street by its own volition, will
turn around when he does run along
by his side~ and act a good deal like
any real little puppy, but it can't eat
or bark or give the milk dinner to any
of its own little puppies. 1t is quite
an idea, nevertheless, but pshaw,
that's nothing. The other day when
the big snow was on, two little dog
gies came to my house, wagged their
tails in unison and asked me for
piece of meat. This mans electric
dog would have to GO some to do that
much. That is the difference between
the real and the imitation. That shows
the difference between the real re-
ligion and the counterfeit. The diff
ference between many's work and
Gods. The other day the firm OF
Cole Miller Haley was called down to
the hospital to treat a suffering young
man. They saw that they would have
to open a window in the mans alb
domen pretty quick for there was
storm inside that had to be disturbed.
Well, in twenty minutes the window
had been opened and the light turned.
Cole, | presume. did the carpenter
work, and 10 and behold! they found
a slit in the mans stomach. A great
big snagged place torn. They pried
the insides around so they could get
light at the right place, rubbed the
soft hands about over the poor
stomach, took a hem in it, washed
matters out scientifically, shut un the
window nicely and said for the nurses
not to bother about it, but to watch
The fellow mighty close day and night
and burn the telephone wire if things
didn't go right One of the doctors |
hen jumed into his car and whizzed |
out into the country and officiated at |
he wonderful and Cody scene of adj |
hitting rugged son from out of the |
other eternity into this one, told what |
sort of bands to put on him and how,
washed himself up, turned on the
electric starter on his car, buzzed
llong to where an aged woman is
making the final stand for life, en-.
outraged her and left bit of tonic,
.klpped on out to where boy is
lighting early decay, dropped him a
ew pills to take, went hastily on to
ook over case of fever and thence
'ack to town just like nothing had
happened. Another of the doctors
vent in another direction, and was
topped by young farmer and asked
o come in and tell them how long
would be before that great and
lotable day for his young wife, gave
he information wanted offhand. gave
. little advice about things, turned
he next corner of the lands forty-five
niles an hour on two wheels of his
ar, went to where a poor woman is
.ghtng anaemia with the chances
hat it will come off conqueror, ran
round the mile and looked at boys
ongue just because his old fashioned
nother thought that was the way to
effect the disease, phoned to town
or some medicine to be sent out by
arcel post, headed his buzz-goer for
own, ran up in the Commercial club
nd beat an attorney four straight
ames OF pool, put ten cent cigar in
is mouth and went home for supper. s
'hese same doctors have some won
erful machines in their Office. They 3,
an look clear through you and see
hat the difficulty is. If young lovers
ad heart machine on the same prin, 1
lple there would not be so much
rouble in the divorce cases. but we .
aven't it These doctors put you on a
table. turn on the rays of the sun
nat have been caught on the. Alps in
witzerland, then the consumption
erms skedaddle, the hook worm |
riggles and the typhoid seed throws t
p its hand and dies. This is GER r
linly a wonderful age. when in a c