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The Keota news. (Keota, Weld County, Colo.) 1911-1922, 1916-03-17
F RECKLES
Now IL ths Time 70 Get RID Of Thsss
Ugly 3p0t0.

Now 10 ths Tn III, e s1 Sc h'd OF 1h''s
There's no longer the slightest need OF
feeling ashamcd Of your frcckies. a. tho
prescription othine-doublc Strengths
guaranteed to remove these homely spots.
Simply get an ounce Of othine-doub'e
strenGth.irom your druEsist. and apply -, q
should soon SEQ that even the worst freckes
have begun to disappear. while tho lighter
ones have vanished entirely It 70 seldom
that more than one ounce 10 needed to com
picteiy clear tho skin and gain beautiful
clear complexion.
othine, a. this 10 sold under guarantees OF
money back II II fails to remove freckiea-
The Keota news. (Keota, Weld County, Colo.) 1911-1922, 1916-03-17

The only excuse some people have
for marrying 10 that the woman wants
a home and the man wants . servant.
The Keota news. (Keota, Weld County, Colo.) 1911-1922, 1916-03-17
|0MACH MISERY
| GAS, INDIGESTION
apes Napepsin" fixes sick.
sour; gassy stomachs IN
five minutes.

r,ma II! In flve minutes all stomach
tress will 20. No indigestion. heart
al. sourness or belching Of Gas. acid.
eructations Of undigested food. no
ksiness, bloating. or foul breath.
Pape's Diapepsin - noted for IT.
led in regulating upset stomachs.
|is the surest. quickest and most Ger
m INDIGESTION remedy in the whole
brld. and besides It 10 harmless.
please for your sake. get . large
ky.cent case Of Pape's Diapepsin
bm any store and put your stomach
kht. Don't keep on being miserable
life 10 too short-you are not here
hr. 20 make your stay agreeable.
Il what you like and digest It: en-
y It, without dread Of rebellion In
Ie stomach.
Pape's Diapepsin belongs in your
pme anyway. Should one Of the tam
= eat something which doesn't agsee
Iith them. or In case Of IN attack Of
digestion. dyspepsia, sastritis o.
Eomach arrangement at daytime o.
uring the night. It 10 handy to give
he quickest relief known. Adv.
The Keota news. (Keota, Weld County, Colo.) 1911-1922, 1916-03-17

After ten years OF experimenting .
massachusetts, carpenter has built .
small table tbst contains 20 seorse
drawers.
The Keota news. (Keota, Weld County, Colo.) 1911-1922, 1916-03-17

Exercise.
Visitor-Do you give your dog any
exercise?
Owner-Yes. he goes for tramp
every day.-Burr.
The Keota news. (Keota, Weld County, Colo.) 1911-1922, 1916-03-17

Sill Intact.
How can she marry him. knowing
that he's dissipated?"
But his fortune isn't"
The Keota news. (Keota, Weld County, Colo.) 1911-1922, 1916-03-17
Two Mexlcans Shot at Columbus.

Two Mexlcans Shot At COLUMBUS
Ell Paso, Tex.-Two Mexicans were
killed in Columbus. N. NJ, the day fol-
lowing the Villa raid. 1t was learned
here. They were shot by armed civil
ians, who considered their actions sus'
picious.
The Keota news. (Keota, Weld County, Colo.) 1911-1922, 1916-03-17

eempsr Bridge Wrecked.
Boulder.-The Interurban bridge at
semper was almost completely
wYecked by tho high wind,
The Keota news. (Keota, Weld County, Colo.) 1911-1922, 1916-03-17
An Qhstaele.

An Obstacle.
did he swear q blue streak?"
I" / really can't tell-on account OF
icing color blind"
The Keota news. (Keota, Weld County, Colo.) 1911-1922, 1916-03-17

A horse show Is . place where 30
ciety shows the horse he has nc show.
Spray courier. (Spray, Or.) 1???-19??, 1916-01-13
NORTHWEST MARKET REPORTS;
GENERAL CROP CONDITIONS

Portland Wheat Bluestem, $l.0li
per bushel; forty-fold. 81; club, 97c
red Fife, 95c; red Russian, 96c.
Hay Eastern Oregon timothy. sl1
0Dl7. so per ton; valley timothy, $ld@
l4,b0; alfalfa, SIT; oats and vetch,
SIS.
Millfeed - Spot prices: Bran. $2S
per ton; shorts, $24; rolled barley.
$29@So.
White. ss6 por ton; cracked,
$50.
Vegetables - Artichokos, $l,l0 per
dozen; tomatoes, California, $3.50 az
LIS per crate; cabbage. 90c per cwt;
garlic, l5c per pound; peppers, 100
l2ic; eggplant, l0c; sprouts, &c;
horseradish, Sbc; cauliiiower, $l.7b0D
2 per crate; celery, $S.75; beans, 100
l2tc per pound; lettuce, $3.50 per
crate; peas, S0Dl0c per pound.
Green Fruits-Pears, $l@l.60 per
box; grapes, $5 per barrel; cranber-
ries, $l0@l4.50.
Potatoes-Oregon, $l.25@l.S5 per
sack: Yakimas. $l.25@l. .S5; sweets,
So. 75@S per cwt.
onions-Oregon buying price, $l.25
+. o. b. shipping point.
Apples-Spitzenbergs, extra fancy,
$2.25 per box; fancy, 81: choice,
81. 25@l. 80; Jonathans, extra fancy.
81. so; fancy, 81. 25: choice. 81; Yellow
Newtowns, extra fancy. So; fancy,
81. rs: choice, $lM l.26; Baldwin,,
extra fancy. $3.50; fancy, $l.25;
choice, 81; russets, orchard run, 81.
Eggs-0regon ranch, candled. san
Soc per dozen; Oregon storage, % a.
23c.
Poultry - Hens, small, lac per
pound; large, 15c; small springs, Ian
10; broilers, lsc; turkeys. live, 800
zoe; turkeys, dressed. choice, 26c;
ducks, l2@l6c; geese, l2@l2ac.
Butter - City creamery, cubes, ex-
tras, selling at 2Sc per pound: frsts,
26Ac: prints and cartons, extra. Prices
paid to producers: country creamery,
22@26c; butterfst, No. l, 2sc; No. 2,
26c.
Veal-Fancy. 12a@l3c per pound.
Pork-Fancy, SC per pound.
Hops--l9l5 crop. l0@llc per pound.
Wool - Eastern Oregon, l8@25c;
valley, 25@26c; fall lambs wool, 25c;
Oregon, 2Sc.
Cascara Bark-Old and new, 3a@4c
per pound.
Cattle - Choice steers, 81 a. 7.75;
good, 6.75@7; medium, SO. 6.50@6.7 rs;
choice cows, $5.50@6; good, $3.50 |
5. so; medium, s4.75@5. 25; heifers,
s4@6. 40: bulls, 81. 50@4. 80; stays, $3 |
G5.25.
Hogs - Light, $6.25@6.6O; heavy.
s5@5. so.
Sheep - Wethers. $6@7.25; ewes,
81. 25@5.75; lambs, $7@8.25.
Spray courier. (Spray, Or.) 1???-19??, 1916-01-13
BIDS ASKED ON 2OO,OOO,0O0
fftT OF FIR LUMBER FOR FRANCE

Portland,--Lumbor mills on the Co.
lumbia river and Puget sound have
just been invited to bid on 200, 600, 900
feet OF fir lumber for immediate do.
livery to the French government.
Contracts for oil this material have
been placed with San Francisco lum.
ber broker. The entire order is to be
filled by mills In Oregon and Wash.
ington.
II is understood, however, that the
order will be distributed exclusively
among the mills on the Columbia river
and on the sound. All the big mills In
Portland are bidding ON portions OF
the order varying from 10000. 900 to
50,000,000 feet The work will be ap-
portioned among them, II is under
stood. within the next few weeks.
The order calls for n large quantity
OF railroad ties and for lumber of 9TH
er varying dimensions to be used.
doubtless, In lining trenches and In
other battlefront activities.
Competition for this business Is said
to be keen, and II is probable that the
price that will accrue to the mills
will not exceed s12 or S1S per M.
Spray courier. (Spray, Or.) 1???-19??, 1916-01-13
CONSUMPTION TAKES
$50 PEOPLE DAILY

Over $50 people sueeumb 20 COM
sumption every day In the United states. ,..
Science proves that the germs only
thrive when the system 10 weakened from "A
colds or sickness, overwork, eonhnins
dutics or when general weakness cris's.
The best physicians point out tina,
during changing seasons the blood should
be made rich and pure and active by tax:
Ing Scots Emulsion after meals. The COD
liver oil In SCOTS Emulalon warns inc
body by cnriching the blood tpeeuliaty
strengthens the lungs and throat whllc "
upbuIida the reaistive forces OF the body
20 avoid colds and prevent consumption.
II YOU work indoors. tire easily, feel
ianpuid or nervous, Scots Emulsion istho
most strengthening food medicine known.
Il 10 totally free from alcohol or aug
supplying drug. Avoid substitutes.
n-4l scott n Dowus. nloomheld' N D.
Spray courier. (Spray, Or.) 1???-19??, 1916-01-13
Farmers Are Holding Oats.

Portland - The oats market is be-
coming firmer with lighter offerings.
Receipts have declined materially OF
late, and practically no oats are COM
ing in now from east Of the mountains.
There has been buying in the interior
for shipment eastward, and this has
strengthened the ideas Of farmers
throughout the country. The contin-
ued Eastern demand for choice grade
Northwestern oats il looked for and
for this reason farmers are not dis
posed to sell now. The spread in
prices, east and west, however. Is not
wide enough yet to make the business
very attractive to shippers at this end,
although u considerable volume Of
business has been worked.
Valley oats, which are in large sup
ply, are not likely to find an Eastern
outlet, but there should be better
market for them here, with none COM
ing in from Eastern Oregon or Eastern
Washington.
Spray courier. (Spray, Or.) 1???-19??, 1916-01-13
Wool Growers Interested.

Pendleton, Or. - Word comes from
all points of Eastern Oregon as far
from Pendleton as Prineville that rep
resentatives will join the Umatilla
County sheepmen in their special car,
which leaves Pendleton Wednesday,
January IL, for Salt Lake City to at
tend the National Convention Of Wool
Growers. The following towns will
send delegates: Heppner, Baker, Wal
Iowa, Prineville, Hay Creek, Stanfield,
Pilot Rock, Echo and Pendleton. The
party returns Monday, Jan. II. Senator
]. N. Burgess will manage the trip.
Spray courier. (Spray, Or.) 1???-19??, 1916-01-13
Inland Empire Holds Onto Grain.

Lewiston, Idaho account Of be-
ing financially able to play a waiting
game, grain growers of the Inland
Empire are refusing to sell this sea-
sons crop at the prices quoted. More
than rs per cent of the crop Of 10, 000,-
900 bushels is still in the hands of the
ranchers.
For the first time wheat is being ex-
tensively shipped from this region by
rail direct to New York for export and
markets of the Eastern states for mill
ing purposes. Also, practically all
barley shipments have gone East. The
movement is becoming heavier daily,
and is expected to continue until the
opening of the Panama canal, when
the grain will be diverted to Portland
and Puget Sound points, thence
through the canal to the European ma
tions.
Spray courier. (Spray, Or.) 1???-19??, 1916-01-13
Drink Ads Bar Magazines.

Spokane, Wash.-Many editions of
popular periodicals were withdrawn
from newsstand sale because of the
state prohibition law forbidding the
advertising of liquors. In cases where
the entire edition of a magazine has
not been withdrawn the pages con-
tanning liquor advertising have been
cut out. A magazine distributing
agency announced that several publi-
cations of large newsstand sale will
issue editions not containing liquor
advertising for sale in Oregon, Wash
ington and Idaho.
Spray courier. (Spray, Or.) 1???-19??, 1916-01-13
TRY THIS EASY WAY
TO CLEAR YOUR SKIN
WITH RESlNOL SOAP

Battle your face for several minutes
working the creamy lather into the
skin gently with the flnger.tlps. Then
wash off with more Resinol Soap and
warm water, finishing with a dash OF
clear cold water TO close the pores.
Do this once or twice day. and you
will be astonished how quickly the
healing. antiscptic Resinol medication
soothes and cleanses the pores. re.
moves pimples and blackheads. and
leaves the complexion clear. fresh and
velvety. In severe cases little Res
inol Ointment should also be used.
Resinol Soap Is sold by all druggists.
Spray courier. (Spray, Or.) 1???-19??, 1916-01-13
$1,000 Paid in Bounties.

Salem-For 20, 600 gopher and mole
scalps, which were brought into the of.
fee of County Clerk Gehlhar this week,
residents of Marion county received
$4,000. Monday was the first day when
the bounty of 10 cents scalp became
payable, and persons who have been
slaughtering the animals rushed in to
collect on the rodents they possessed.
All available space in the clerks office
was taken with baskets of the scalps.
Claude Harris, of this city, brought
in 1456 gopher and mole scalps and
received $145.60.
Spray courier. (Spray, Or.) 1???-19??, 1916-01-13
Camorrists Slash Girl.

Naples.-Enemies Of Genaro Abb
batemaggio, the notorious informer in
the famous trial of the Camorrists in
1911 for the murder of Genaro Cuocolo
and his wife, have attacked his sister
and slashed her face with razor as
an act Of revenge. Efforts are now
being made to reopen the famous trial
in an attempt to prove that the accu-
sations Of Abbatemaggio against En-
rico Alfano, the alleged head Of the
Camorra, were dictated by personal
animosity.
Spray courier. (Spray, Or.) 1???-19??, 1916-01-13
A Lawful Revenge.

I'm laying for that motorlst that
almost knocked mo down. and when
catch him. I'm going 10 give him such
u pair OF black eyes ho can hardly see
out OF thom,"
aren't you afraid OF boing arrested
for assnulting himY" 'l
"Ilow can boz Hasn't the law said
motorists must have their lamps
dimmed ?'--Baltimor American.
Spray courier. (Spray, Or.) 1???-19??, 1916-01-13
sIx. AsIeep. Die In Fire.

Boise, Idaho.-Arch Eckersall, his
wife and four children were burned to
death in a fire which destroyed their
home at Salmon, Idaho. The victims
were asleep upstairs when the fire
started and perished before help ar
rived. The charred bones were placed
in one casket and taken to Rexburg,
Idaho, the former home of the Ecker
sails, for interment.
Spray courier. (Spray, Or.) 1???-19??, 1916-01-13
Tryinu to Siqnal.

what did you tell that man who
asked you if he could marry your
daughter?"
II acted as grouchy as possible" I"
replied Mr.. Cumrox. II couldn't tell
him right out that Gladys has a sharp
temper, but l though I'd sort O. hint
to him that she might have inherited
one."-Washingto Star.
Spray courier. (Spray, Or.) 1???-19??, 1916-01-13

Mrs. Subbubs--I wonder where III.
tle Willie and David are? Did you
see anything OF my jewels as you
came along. Mr.. Nexdore9
Nexdore-Yes, I did. ma'am. Your
Jewels are In soak. saw them swim
ming In the river.--Boston Transcript
Spray courier. (Spray, Or.) 1???-19??, 1916-01-13

At this figure the entire order will
bring approximately $2,500,000 worth
of business into the territory. It will
enable many mills that now are run
ming on part time or at partial capa-
city to run on full time and to the
limit of their respective capacities.
Under terms of the contract be-
tween the French authorities and the
San Francisco brokerage firm the lum-
ber is to be delivered I. o. b. at the
mills. The French government Is to
provide transportation. According to
present arrangements the shipment
will be handled entirely by water.
This is more likely to be true in the
event the Panama canal is open by
the time the business starts to move.
If the canal Is not open at that time
it is possible that the whole move
ment will go to the Atlantic seaboard
by rail. In that event, however, some
difficulty may be experienced In get
ting cars to carry it. The railroads
now are confronted with the dual diff
ficulty Of car shortage in the inter
ior and a traffic congestion at the At
lantic terminals.
However, the French purchasers are
to assume the risk of transporting the
shipment and the responsibilities of
the local mills are to cease when the
finished product Is delivered either
on the cars or on the ships at their
siding or docks.
Spray courier. (Spray, Or.) 1???-19??, 1916-01-13
Coon Hunters Rejoice at Snow.

Monmouth-Coon hunters in this vi
cinity are rejoicing over the recent
snowfall on account of the advantage
of snow in tracking the sly animals to
their trees. Previous to this winter
many of the ring-tailed creatures have
been captured by hunters in the woods
of the surrounding country.
Spray courier. (Spray, Or.) 1???-19??, 1916-01-13
Chehalis Milk Price Advances.

Chehalis, Wash.-The Pacific Coast
Condensed Milk company has an
nounced the milk price for the first
half of January at Chehalis to be
s1.70, an increase of five cents hum
dred over the price paid the last half
of December.
There has been a steady gain in the
price of milk the past go days, locally.
The condenser company is making
heavy shipments of milk that business
being greatly improved recently owing
to drafts on Eastern supplies for ship
ment to Europe.
Spray courier. (Spray, Or.) 1???-19??, 1916-01-13
Three In One.

Now this typewriter Is equipped
with all the summer attachments"
Summer attachments?"
"a small mirror. a miniature clock
and a thermometer: everything n girl
has to consult frequently."-Louisyille
Courier Journal.
Spray courier. (Spray, Or.) 1???-19??, 1916-01-13
Useless Question.

"Would your wife vote for you as n
candidate for officer"
II don't think there's any use OF my
bothering my head about that" ro'
piled Mr.. Meekton. II don't believe
Henrietta would let me run In the
first place. ."---Washington Star,
Spray courier. (Spray, Or.) 1???-19??, 1916-01-13
Next Door.

"How's your marksmanshlp7" asked
the bandit chief,
Improving" replied the trusty lieu.
tenant. Il tried out a man this morn.
ing in shooting across'th the border
test"
Did he hit his mark7"
mo. But he came close. He aimed
at New Mexico apd hit Arizona
Washington Star.
Spray courier. (Spray, Or.) 1???-19??, 1916-01-13
Capable Crying.

II hear that beautiful actress wept
copiously at the proper places during
her trial"
Cry? She made the official court
crier look like rank amateur
Louisville Courier-Journal.
Spray courier. (Spray, Or.) 1???-19??, 1916-01-13
Lessons In Memory.

Jaffrey-How do you suppose that
dear old man remembered exactly how
much he paid for his gold tooth. which
he bought 40 years ago?
Agnes-Why, ! suppose he carried
II In his head.-Lampoon
Spray courier. (Spray, Or.) 1???-19??, 1916-01-13
Comfortable Solitude.

Aren't you afraid to be alone In tho
woods?" asked the sympathetic man.
mo, SIR" replied the old guide;
when I'm alone In the woods nobody
Is liable 10 pick me for n deer. It's
the only time feel safe. Washing.
ton Star.
Spray courier. (Spray, Or.) 1???-19??, 1916-01-13
state Of Prepared ness.

DO you approve OF prcparedness' 7"
yes" replied Senator Sorghum. II
haven't got the encouragement I'D like
for preparedness for war, But nobody
can ever say that wasn't prepared
for an argument. ."-Washlngton Star.
Spray courier. (Spray, Or.) 1???-19??, 1916-01-13
Unlimited Quantities.

did Mother Eve really dress In
leaves?"
$50 we are told. my child"
what lot OF old clothes she must
have had to give away In the fall!"-
Louisville Courier-Journal.
Spray courier. (Spray, Or.) 1???-19??, 1916-01-13
Their Utility.

"If everything has a use. what are
idiots good for?"
well, II 1t wasn't for idiots, there
wouldn't be anybody to look for gas
leaks with lighted candle or to rock
boats. ."-Baltimor American.
Spray courier. (Spray, Or.) 1???-19??, 1916-01-13
OF Course, There Were.

Pop, in the days when people used
to fall down and worship the sun"
"Well. my boy"
Were there a lot Of heat prostra-
tions baltimore American.
Spray courier. (Spray, Or.) 1???-19??, 1916-01-13
Aota al a Shield.

~ don't like to have my husband
prop up newspaper ut the breakfast
table. Do your"
"Oh, don't know. II keeps tho
grapefruit from spattorlng ns far as II
otherwise might."-Louisville Courier
Journal.
Spray courier. (Spray, Or.) 1???-19??, 1916-01-13
Had Part Of Il Already.

"Oi. OIL" chortled Casey. "an' did
Maloney give yez tn black oye?"
"He did not" retorted Murphy with
dignity. "he gave me only tn black.
Oi hod tn oye ahl tn time. MEDLEY.
Spray courier. (Spray, Or.) 1???-19??, 1916-01-13
Objection Overcome.

Nurse-Tommy, it is naughty to
play soldiers on Sunday.
Tommy-Oh, this is all right. It's
the Salvation Army.-Chicago Daily
News.
Spray courier. (Spray, Or.) 1???-19??, 1916-01-13
Incredible.

Nero fiddled while Romo burned"
IL don't believe IT," replied the man
who likes to disagree. mo violiniBt
with Noro's political pull would have
permitted n pyrotechnic display to 40
on as rival performance. ."--Washing'
ton Star.
Spray courier. (Spray, Or.) 1???-19??, 1916-01-13

"T wish, ma, you wouldn't call me
your lamb before people"
"Why not, Willie?"
Because it makes me feel so sheep.
ish."-Baltimore American.
Spray courier. (Spray, Or.) 1???-19??, 1916-01-13
Indirect Victim.

II see you have cold like every
body else"
"This isn't cold. I simply got
hoarse telling all my friends how 10
cure their colds Washington Star.
Spray courier. (Spray, Or.) 1???-19??, 1916-01-13
shake into Your shoes

Aliens Foot Ease powder for the feet. II cures
painful swollen. smarting. sweating fest Makes
new shoes easy. Sold by all Druggists and Shoe
Stores. Do,t accept any substitute. Sample
FREE. Addreaa A. s. Olmated. Le Roy. N. Y.
Spray courier. (Spray, Or.) 1???-19??, 1916-01-13
Hts Device.

"Hullo. Tom! What's this | hear
about your having some laborsaying
devlce?"
"It's true. all right. I'm going TO
marry an heircHs. - Boston Tran.
script.
Spray courier. (Spray, Or.) 1???-19??, 1916-01-13
Peace at Any Price.

''Do you let your wife have her own
way?"
Certainly, and most of mine. ."-BoS
ton Transcript.
Spray courier. (Spray, Or.) 1???-19??, 1916-01-13
Touching the Doctor.

"Oh. doctor. feel funny insidel"
"What have you been eating7"
That's just the trouble. doctor. I
ain't had nothing TO eat for week.
Can you spare copper ?"--Fireily.
Spray courier. (Spray, Or.) 1???-19??, 1916-01-13
Cynic Defined.

A cynic is usually person who i'm
AGNES he is smart enough to be polite
and ill-natured at the same time. -
Washington Star.
Spray courier. (Spray, Or.) 1???-19??, 1916-01-13
Wlfehood Her Aim.

First Girl Student-Are you going
20 try for an NJ. A. next?
Second Girl Student--No; I'm going
10 try for an NJ. Il. S.-Boston Tran
script.
Spray courier. (Spray, Or.) 1???-19??, 1916-01-13
Helpful Suggestions.

"My brain is on fire." tragically ex-
claimed Johnson as he threw himself
down upon the sofa and held his head.
why don't you blow it out?" abb
sent-mindedly asked his roommate
Lehigh Burr.
Spray courier. (Spray, Or.) 1???-19??, 1916-01-13
That's Different.

ut doesn't pay to argue with your
wife,"
Il never get chance to, but she
sometimes argues with me-"
Spray courier. (Spray, Or.) 1???-19??, 1916-01-13
Strong on Figures.

How is the new bookkeeper on fig
ures?"
always runs to the window when a
good one goes by."-Louisville Cour-
ier-Journal.
Spray courier. (Spray, Or.) 1???-19??, 1916-01-13

HowARp Il BuRIos s.-s,sr sna Caspii.ft aHif
silver. Lead, 81 ooid. Silver 7SOi Gold, t0e zlne
or Copper g. Mailing enyeope.s "a iaii prlss il.s E
siei,eda Y.pfsrcnso, oSbons.e Kstlanai bank
Spray courier. (Spray, Or.) 1???-19??, 1916-01-13
Carefully Prepared.

Does your husband make a report
to you of how he employs his timer"
Eyes. But he censors it."-Wash.
ington Star.
Spray courier. (Spray, Or.) 1???-19??, 1916-01-13
Seems Probable.

"There is still said to be shortage in
dyestuffs for ladies' hosiery"
"Um. Another white Christmas. -
Louisville Courier-Journal.
Spray courier. (Spray, Or.) 1???-19??, 1916-01-13
Mild Way of sayino "You LieI"

Hobbs (telling a tall story)-I as.
sure you, old man, If hadn't seen it
myself / wouldn't believe it.
Dobbs-Then you'll understand why
I don't.-Boston Transcript.
Spray courier. (Spray, Or.) 1???-19??, 1916-01-13
Money Saved

Ever make any money in the stock
market?"
mo, but I've saved lot by not play
ing it."
Spray courier. (Spray, Or.) 1???-19??, 1916-01-13
SIand In a Hat Store

what can we do for you, sir?"
81 want to buy silk hat.
"Yessir. Jim, show this gentleman
some periscopes. kansas City jour
nal.
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