The Hays free press. [volume] (Hays, Kan.) 1908-1924, 1916-02-05


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''Strict attention must be given to
the service. You must not gaze about /
the room at visitors or at fellow prison |
ers, but must sit erect in your seat,
facing the speaker" Rules Of the Kan /
sas penitentlary for chapel.
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This rule would be great boon to
churches not thousand miles away
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eff you only knew what l thought, l
am sure you would say something" is
another formula which you girls can
use for $50 days yet.
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81 lose all interest in a book a. soon
as somebody tells me it will improve
my mind," says Douglas Malloch-
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A. F. Bieker, the Registrar at the
Normal school says that he has not yet
reached the point where he can do two
days work in one.
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If some parents were to send their
children bill for their education, the
children could stamp it goods not re-
ceived'' and send it back.
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! Some people insult you, others talk
about you behind your back, and still
others offer you advice.
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The Spectator heard two happily
married men of Hays deciding how they
were to appease their wives for staying
late at their work one night not long
ago. They decided that the best thing
for them to do when they reached home
was to keep right on saying nothing.
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A little lunacy like little knowledge
is a dangerous thing, because the peo-
pie afflicted generally teach school or
get elected to the state legislature.
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1t is said that the season just passing
has been the worst season for the sale
of novels and the best season for the
sale of books of verse for many year.
The verse may be getting better, but
the Spectator believes that the novels
could not get much worse.
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Mr.. Felten, and Mr.. Wann cleaned of
their sidewalks Sunday after the snow
The Spectator does not want to give
them any special credit for doing theil
DUTY, but wishes to call attention to
the fact that practically no one else did
do his duty
The stock market Of civic pride falls
With every snow.
he Spectator wishes to deny the ru'
NOR that his petition to jein the "Gul
libal Gossips" was rejected. He ha
not as, Eed to join yet. Why pay due
when tn >e secrets of the order are com
mon prop Yerty?
The only tn ing which does not exist
and still has name is gratitude.
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The Emuo,ria Eormol School boast
of the large number Of young men en-
rolled there who are over six feet tall
The Spectator. believes that Coach Bi
Hargiss is responsible. he IS the Del
t.tscout' for college in Kansas.
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Emporia has nothing on Hays In tn
vpv of tail students. Did you ever Sc
:. Happy" Sullivan strolling in the eai
ma It of town? Did you ever see him
ar os,tion which made you think tia
pei haps he had been hung on q nah!
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A girl is better than man sven II
be for the only reason that she Is CIR
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The Spectator wishes 70 call the
,tentioa of the Topeka State JoEnai
the fact that it has lately taken oV'
the head of this column without giviI
due credit to the place from when
thew took 1T. The Spectator apr
ciates the compliment, but has no TN
to hunt ND another for the Journal
use.
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It was no vain boast that appear
in last weeks column to give the emit
membership list Of the "Gullibie Go
sips" for stamped anu Su0AeSS
Il velope.
H. A basket bail game is q good pla
/ to make q fool OF yourself.
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Some people when they make 4
vet" statement knock on wood, 0the
knock on their heads, while still oths
trust to their 6estiay.
COCO
The Hays Public Library IS eoHsid'
ing adding to it, magazine lists T
Forum saThe New Republic,
1.-THE HILBERT Journal" The spos
tor wonders when tbs "msyisa'
Hays win play Ibssn.
COCO
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