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The Twin Falls times. [volume] (Twin Falls, Idaho) 1905-1916, 1916-11-30
Regular Meeting This Evening

Royal Neighbors of America hold
their regular meeting at the l. o. o.
F. hall this evening at eight o'clock.
Election of officers for the ensuing
year will be held and all members are
requested to be present.
The Twin Falls times. [volume] (Twin Falls, Idaho) 1905-1916, 1916-11-30

Clyde Simpson and Dick Waldermar
came in from Burley and spent
Thanksgiving with Mr.. Simpsons par
ents.
The Twin Falls times. [volume] (Twin Falls, Idaho) 1905-1916, 1916-11-30

Items for this department may be
mailed, phoned or left ut The Times
office. Phone 3S.

Mrs. Priebe has issued invitations
for one o'clock luncheon Saturday
afternoon at her home on Seventh
avenue.
The Twin Falls times. [volume] (Twin Falls, Idaho) 1905-1916, 1916-11-30

c. C. Wilburn, A. E. Clark, and L. r.
Burkholter were visitors from Oakley
Tuesday
The Twin Falls times. [volume] (Twin Falls, Idaho) 1905-1916, 1916-11-30

]. A. Sinclair was in Rogerson on
business Monday
The Twin Falls times. [volume] (Twin Falls, Idaho) 1905-1916, 1916-11-30

Mr.. and Mrs. H. ]. Youngs and
daughter Ruth went to Hansen to
spend Thanksgiving as guests of the
Provo family.
The Twin Falls times. [volume] (Twin Falls, Idaho) 1905-1916, 1916-11-30

Mrs. Patrick entertained the Priscilla
club Thursday afternoon. An after
noon of sewing was enjoyed follow
ed by delicious refreshments served by
the hostess.
The Twin Falls times. [volume] (Twin Falls, Idaho) 1905-1916, 1916-11-30

Mutzel Bros. and Walter Domrose
of Rock Creek arrived Tuesday for a
short business visit.
The Twin Falls times. [volume] (Twin Falls, Idaho) 1905-1916, 1916-11-30

i. B. Sweetland of Shoshone was in
the city Tuesday on business.
The Twin Falls times. [volume] (Twin Falls, Idaho) 1905-1916, 1916-11-30

Albion to spend Thanksgiving with
their parents.
The Twin Falls times. [volume] (Twin Falls, Idaho) 1905-1916, 1916-11-30

Mr.. and Mrs. Francis Johnson were
visitors from Murtaugh this week.
The Twin Falls times. [volume] (Twin Falls, Idaho) 1905-1916, 1916-11-30

Mr.. and Mrs. c. A. Bauer we're
among the Oakley visitors in Twin
Falls during the first part of the
week
The Twin Falls times. [volume] (Twin Falls, Idaho) 1905-1916, 1916-11-30
PERSONALS


d. B. Thomas was in from Bull
this week.
The Twin Falls times. [volume] (Twin Falls, Idaho) 1905-1916, 1916-11-30

e. ]. Diehl of Filler spent Tuesday
in Twin Falls in Twin Falls on bust
ness.
The Twin Falls times. [volume] (Twin Falls, Idaho) 1905-1916, 1916-11-30

Helen Oakley of Burley is visiting
friends in Twin Falls for a few days.
The Twin Falls times. [volume] (Twin Falls, Idaho) 1905-1916, 1916-11-30

Filler Child Dies-Little Charles
True Stuart Bunch, son of Charles
True Bunch of Filler, died Sunday
morning of a complication of measles
and pneumonia. Mrs. True, with her
children, has only recently come to
Filler and while enroute here the
children contracted measles and pneu-
monia. which proved fatal to little
Charles. Funeral services were held
Monday and interment was made at
230
The Twin Falls times. [volume] (Twin Falls, Idaho) 1905-1916, 1916-11-30

Florence and Fern Costello and
Pearl McShea arrived this week from
The Twin Falls times. [volume] (Twin Falls, Idaho) 1905-1916, 1916-11-30

FOR SALE-Ford in good running
order. 5000 Lind Automobile Co.
The Twin Falls times. [volume] (Twin Falls, Idaho) 1905-1916, 1916-11-30

The Pinochle club met with Mrs
Lyle Friday. The afternoon was
spent in the form of a kensington at
the close of which refreshments were
served in two courses.
The Twin Falls times. [volume] (Twin Falls, Idaho) 1905-1916, 1916-11-30

The Wednesday bridge club met will
Mrs. Spafford High score was wor
by Mrs. L. T. Morse The club will b'
entertained by Mrs. II. Skeels on Wed
nesday afternoon of next week.
The Twin Falls times. [volume] (Twin Falls, Idaho) 1905-1916, 1916-11-30

Mrs Olaf Nelson entertained Sat
urday Afternoon with kensington. She
served a delicious luncheon at five
o'clock. Those present were the Mes
danes Strobeck, Newman, Jennings
Harder, Richardson, Parks, Lind anC
the Misses Ada Carlson, and Helen anC
Lillian Lind.
The Denison review. [volume] (Denison, Iowa) 1867-current, 1916-03-01
LIFE WAS A TRAGEDY,
SAID IOWA WOMAN

Mrs. William Litzenberg, Of Monte.
yuma, Iowa, suffered from stomach
troubles for a long period. She grew
weak as a result OF the failure OF her
digestive processes. She was always
tired.
Then came Mayr's Wonderful Rem.
edy and showed her the way back TO
health again.
The first bottle, the very first dose,
put Mrs. LitZenberg on her feet. She
wrote:
81 have taken four bottles of your
Wonderful Remedy. can't be thank.
full enough for it. ] must say that 1t
is the best medicine that ever tried.
81 was SO weak that did not think
life was worth living-had no appetite
everything ate worked against me,
but now can eat anything at all that
looks good. feel SO strOng-have
been able to do good days work
ever since took the first bottle"
Mayr's Wonderful Remedy gives
permanent results for stomach, liver
and intestinal ailments. Eat as much
and whatever you like. No more dis
tress after eating. pressure OF gas in
the. stomach and around the heart.
Get one bottle of your druggist now
and try it on an absolute guarantee
if not satisfactory money will be re-
turned.
The Denison review. [volume] (Denison, Iowa) 1867-current, 1916-03-01
Waterspouts.

The waterspout at sea and the tor
nado on land are manifestations Of
great instability of the atmosphere in
vertical direction, caused either by
an abnormally warm surface layer of
air or an abnormally cold layer at the
cloud level, says Nature. The former
cause is common in summer: the lat
ter occurs both in summer and winter
and is usually associated with Zine
squat" or V shaped barOmetric de-
preston. The waterspout shows the
track along which surface air passes
spirally upward to restore equilibrium.
The commotion Of the sea is due to
the exceedingly violent character Of
the phenomenon. The funnel itself Is
probably composed partly Of moisture
condensed out of air by the sudden
diminution Of pressure which occurs
and partly Of sea water in the form Of
spray. Sometimes the middle portion
OF the visible funnel is absent. but
there must in that case be CORE
spending complete funnel Of rotating
air from the surface Of the cloud.
The Denison review. [volume] (Denison, Iowa) 1867-current, 1916-03-01
homina Instinct Of Crabs.

Who would believe that among crea.
lures having well developed domestic
instincts we must include the humble
crabs, the spiders Of the sea" rs Vic
tor Hugo calls them! Once under wa
ter. we might expect one part Of the
sea to be as homelike as another. but
that only shows how little tho average
human being understands crabs
point Of view. Some one. however.
suspected them Of the huming instinct
and SO tried the experiment Of catch
ing pair OF them on the Yorkshire
coast. in England, and, after marking
them. carrying them south fifty miles
or more. returning first one and then
the other to the water at different
points on the shore Then the York
shire crabbers carefully searched their
traps as they made each haul, on the
lookout for the possible return OF the
wanderers. Strange to relate. one day
not one, but both Of tue crabs were
caught u second time, having made
their way back across the Intervening
miles Of sea bottom to their Yorkshire
honest. Nicholas.
The Denison review. [volume] (Denison, Iowa) 1867-current, 1916-03-01
Winning an Autograph.

Like ltudyaru Kipling. the famous
novelist, Hall Game has Il great dis
like for the autograph "iend." and lie
has to be clever collector who can
get the signature Of tile author Ut
"The Alanxman"
On one occasion. however, Mr.. Hall
Game was beaten by Il very, smart
trick. While on visit to America lie
was besieged by autograph hunters.
but he refused them I'LL. Then one day
Il porter Mt his hotel brought him u
registered letter. He was asked to
sign "A receipt, and was then informed
that he must sign second paper
which had to be returned to the sender
Of the letter.
Quite unused to American ways. he
did. so, and when he opened the let
ter, after the porter had retired. his
astonishment may be imagined whcl,
he found that it contained nothing but
a note of thanks for his autograph,
which he had Of course appended to
the paper.-Pearson's.
The Denison review. [volume] (Denison, Iowa) 1867-current, 1916-03-01
Ms'ancholia.

MelanchOlia does not mean depres-
sion Of spirits. A man may be as de-
pressed as it is possible to be and still
not have melanch0lia. Melancholia is
dependency OH account Of painful de.
lusions. One of the two typical delu.
siOns Of melancholia is that the unpar-
donable sin has been committed. that
God has been offended beyond redemp-
ton and that hell is to be the ultimate
goal; the other Is that OF impending
poverty. Everything is lost or is about
to be. The patient and-his family are
going to end up in the poorhouse. Els
acts alone have brought about this ter
rible calamity from which there is no
escape. 1t can be readily seen that II
person having delusiOns of this type
must be- necessarily depressed. There
is probably no form Of insanity in
which the anguish Of the patient equals
that Of the melanch0liac. Life is one
continuous horror.-Exchange.
The Denison review. [volume] (Denison, Iowa) 1867-current, 1916-03-01

will work the farm for Harrison May.
nard during the coming season.
Leo Downey disposed of line team
Of draft horses to the horse buyer,
VIM. Horan. at Odebolt last week.
Mr.. and Mrs. Chas. Richardson at.
tended the funeral OF the little infant
of Mr.. and Mrs. George NQyotne held
at Vail a week ago last Thursday.
Mrs. Frank Corn entertained the G.
l.. F. w. club on Saturday. February
18th, when the members and few in.
vited guests enjoyed the pleasant hos.
pitality of the home to the. fullest ex.
tent. The afternoon was spent with
fancy work AND visiting and delicious
refreshments were served by the host.
ess.
Abe Richardson shipped some of his
blooded stock to Des M0ines short
time ago, where joint sale was held.
The Denison review. [volume] (Denison, Iowa) 1867-current, 1916-03-01
kuEHhLE At wAvERLv

Hon. Carl II. Kuehnle, of Denison
spent a few hours in Waverly last
Thursday. talking politics and visiting
old friends. He is one of the republi.
can candidates for the Office of gov.
ernOr of Iowa at the June primaries in
1916 Mr.. Kuehnle knows something
about politics; he knows how to make
use Of that knowledge. and he is now
at large making use of it as the early
spring time OF 1916 is dawning and the
June primaries are almost in sight.
Mr.. Kuehnle was in company with for.
.nler Governor Leslie M. Shaw for
twenty-five years. Mr.. Kuehnle is by
no means stranger in this city, espe-
ciallysto the older citizens, who will
remember him as boy when he lived
in Waterloo and put in much of his
time here visiting at the home of his
uncle. calico" Smith. former mer.
chant OF this city. He met SO many
old acquaintances that for time the
object of his visit was forgotten and
the time was pleasantly spent in going
over old times, and lie was particular,
~ interested in the "old swimming
hole" where as boy he spent many
happy hours. He is German and his
parents were also well known here. He
has made a, success in life, being ,bnc
of the prosperous men Of the state
and he will get good republican vote
In Bremen county.-Waverly Democrat
The Denison review. [volume] (Denison, Iowa) 1867-current, 1916-03-01
Chocolate, Spanish style.

TO know tile finest method for max
ing chocolate or cocoa one must learn
OF the practice III Spain or In one OF
the Spanish American countries. There
one finds out two important things.
The first concerns the utensil in which
the chocolate is made. Our nearest
approach to this is an enameled ware
double boiler. Indeed, this is u per-
fectly satisfactory substitute for the
heavy and fragile chocolate pots fa-
vored by some of the Spanish coun-
tries. The second point Is that choco-
late is better II not served freshly
made. Chocolate and cocoa are much
smoother and the flavor is much I'M
proved II they are prepared some hours
before service. Cook the chocolate in
the enameled ware boiler very thor.
oughly. Set In a cool place and let
stand until required. Then heat to the
boiling point and serve either with or
without whipped cream.
The Denison review. [volume] (Denison, Iowa) 1867-current, 1916-03-01
The Lonely Miner. Phonoaraph.

What would an Alaska steamer ba
without its photograph in the cabin
Not minute is it idle. Even while
the passengers are down below al
meals some lingering hand reaches out
>fOr the latest record. One Of the gov.
ernlnents corps OF engineering experts
who was on board said: what would
the miners. do without the photograph!
! find one in every cabin. 10 matter
how remote it may be. 1t has helped
to drive away the loneliness OF camp
life IN the farofr wilderness and is
mainly responsible for the marked de-
crease OF insanity among the miners
SO noticeable in recent years" The ill.,
strument Oh the steamer was Just then
melodioEsly grinding out "Annie Lan.
rie." Think" said Uncle Sans off,
cial, ''Of the soothing effect OF that
beautiful song on ScOtchman i'm
INJURED In cabin a thousand miles
from the nearest settlement" --IAslies
Weekly.
The Denison review. [volume] (Denison, Iowa) 1867-current, 1916-03-01
c.rtoonist, and Small Bows.

ut takes a cartoonist," says a writer
in Cartoons Magazine, ITO understand
the heart Of the small boy. The car.
toonists enter into his sports and share
his joys and sorrow. They sit with
him under the cool willows. watching
the red and yellow bobher as fat
sunfish or bullhead nibbles ut the
bait.
''They know his likes and disliIics.
which are simple. In the former cate
CORY fall baseball. strawberry short
cake. kites, marbles. RATS, rubber
boots. dogs, circuses, swimming, pic
MICS. buckwheat cakes. Fourth OF July.
Halloween. Thanksgiving. Christmas.
In the latter may be found copper toed
shoes, schoolbooks. teachers. starched
collars. sulphur and molasses. practic-
Ing, washing ones neck. According
to the cartoonists. the small boy lives
from holiday to holiday. with birth
day in between"
The Denison review. [volume] (Denison, Iowa) 1867-current, 1916-03-01
Pan.Am.rica.

The combined area OF pan-America
exclusive Of Canada IL 12.OOO.OO(
square miles. of which the I.atil
American countries occupy approx
mately 0.OOO.OQO and the United States
100000. This physical extent OF pan
America is better realized when II
is compared with that Of Europe
which has 3.75O.GOO square miles. Will
Africa, which has ll,5OO,OOO. and with
Asia. which has 17,OO0OOO.
Pan-America's real greatness. sig.
nificance and power in world relation:
ship are emphasized by appreciation OF
its present population and the future
possibilities for a vast increase. Its
twenty-one nations can now boast OF
population OF 1SO.OOO.OOO. of which
1OO.OO4OOO are living in United States
territory and SO.OO0.OO0 i'll Latin Amer.
ica.-John Barrett in North American
Review.
The Denison review. [volume] (Denison, Iowa) 1867-current, 1916-03-01
klRoN ITEMS.
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Mrs. A. P. Lilleholm and son, Frank
returned to their home at DcnisOn on
Tuesday after visit of over a week
with relatives in Kiron.
e. N. Sandstrom spent the past week
at Council Bluffs serving as juror in
the federal court.
E. E. Clauson returned Saturday
from business trip to Albert City
land Marathon, Iowa, and Alcester, S
..
Henry Sachau has loaded his stock
and farm machinery and left for Mo.
vile, where the future home will be.
The family left few days afterward.
A new piano was placed in the Kiron
public school last week. The same
was purchased by the kiron History
club, the money being partly raised
by public doings under their auspices
fCr>schOol purposes years ago and pro-
cecds from other sources by the club.
Miss Alice Sandberg and Mrs. Fran
ces Norelius made the purchase for
the club at DenisOn last week.
The William Ward and Walter Ward
families moved from our neighbOrhOOd
last week to Cambridge. Mimi, where
they have made investments which
will warrant their future home. Their
long residence here has made them
a large circle of friends who wish them
success.
The household goods sale of Mrs
Eva Erickson Saturday afternoon was
we'll attended and the goods sold fair.
ly we'll. Mrs. Erickson intends to-
leave this week for Chicago to make
her future home with her daughters
who reside there.
Arvid Larson and Henry Benson
loaded their farm machinery and stock
Tuesday and left for their new lOca
ton on their recently purchased farms
near Marathan. These two families
who have been residents in our midst
for number OF years will be missed
N. H. Larson and family are moving,
away this week from their old home
stead of so many years three milesl
southwest OF Kiron, onto their new To-
cation and future home two miles
northwest of Kiron which they recent
ly purchased of John Jacobsen. Nels
lGcklund and family. who have become
the new owners of the Larson home,
stead, are moving onto the same this
week.
A program and box social will bel
held at the Kiron hail on next Monday
evening. the proceeds to go towards
the Improvement of the new public
The Denison review. [volume] (Denison, Iowa) 1867-current, 1916-03-01

school property. A program will be
rendered and promises to be very in
teresting. Ii weather and roads are
good there will be big attendance. A
cordial invitation is extended to all
| to attend.
Our hustling butcher, T. S. Berglund
will move his family into their new
home this week. Mrs. Hans Levin, we
understand. will move into the Wang
Ter residence vacated by Mr.. Berg
lund.
Mr.. and Mrs. Gust Erickson. resid.
ing mile and half north of Kiroli
had their home frightened by the ar
rival Of bouncing little Miss on Sun
day. The happy parents are being con
graduated over the event.
The Denison review. [volume] (Denison, Iowa) 1867-current, 1916-03-01
Defining an Art Patron.

"Is your husband SO very fond o
art?''
art: He doesn't know Raphae
from hair cut
WHY. understood him TO say that
he was an art patron"
patron! That man wouldn't trade
a club sandwich for a Bouguereau.
What does he mean by calling himself
an art patrOn:"
''Why. he says 1t costs him ten
thousand u year to pay for the bogus
masters the smooth dealers coax you
to buy-and that makes him All art
patron" Plain Dealer.
The Denison review. [volume] (Denison, Iowa) 1867-current, 1916-03-01
tn. Word .sIaxe.,

An interesting instance in history Of
the twisted application OF the names
Of a people is afforded, by. the case OF
the word slave Now. the, Slayi
tribes dwelling on the banks Of the
DnicpeE derivedrtheir appellation from
"Slav." meaning noble or illustrious.
In the days Of the later Roman en-
pire vast numbers Of these Slavs Were
taken over by the Romans in the con-
ditiOn of captive servants. and in this
way the name Of the tribes came III
time to carry with 1t the idea Of u low
state Of servitude. the exact antithe-
sis Of its original meaning and one
that has survived to this time.
The Denison review. [volume] (Denison, Iowa) 1867-current, 1916-03-01
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Guests to the number of seventy.
five or one hundred gathered at the
homo Of Mr.. and Mrs. Robert Maxwell
one evening recently to assist in the
celebration of the eleventh wedding
anniversary of this worthy couple
Well filled baskets accompanied the
self INVITED guests and delightful
evening was enjoyed together.
Mr. and Mrs. Howard Freeney moved
from the VIM. Fertig place onto the
Maynard farm recently, where they
The Denison review. [volume] (Denison, Iowa) 1867-current, 1916-03-01
ohexina niractions.

Good heavens. John. what made
you pick out such an ugly woman tc
send home? She scared the baby al
most into fits.
'Just did what you told me. Maria.
You said you wanted plain cook. and
| got the plainest one to be had."-Eal
timore American.
The Denison review. [volume] (Denison, Iowa) 1867-current, 1916-03-01
Actiric Rays.

The ultra violet ray is Of all ligh
elements the hardest on the eye. II
is also called the ac;inic ray and is dc
scribed as like little bacb;,l arrow.
The Denison review. [volume] (Denison, Iowa) 1867-current, 1916-03-01
Explained.

Proud Father-Thnt is sunset ms
daughter painted. She studied paint.
ing abroad. you know. lriend-Ah.
that explains it. never saw n sunset
like that in this country.-Puck.
The Denison review. [volume] (Denison, Iowa) 1867-current, 1916-03-01
Those Girls AGAIN.

Elith-Miss Oldgirl says ...e has just
reached the manageable sss. Marie
You don't say! wonder what delayed
Boston Transcript.
The Denison review. [volume] (Denison, Iowa) 1867-current, 1916-03-01
kuEHnLE FITTED FOR OFFICE

II Carl Kuehnle has ability and fitness
for the Office Of governor. He has new.
er been in state politics as an office
holder and is free from entangling oh.
igati0ns--IpWa City Republican.
The Denison review. [volume] (Denison, Iowa) 1867-current, 1916-03-01
sRoeAN ITEMS.

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The Punta Gorda herald. [volume] (Punta Gorda, Fla.) 1893-1958, 1916-07-20

The most incendiary utterances
which we have seen in an alleg-
ed newspaper for many years
were contained in long TRADE
published in the Jacksonville Free
Press of the 18th inst. 1t was
headed, White Democrats Fall
in Line" and was signed "Catts
Campaign Club. Not only does
it express utter contempt of the
courts if they decide in favor of
Knott, but, in that event, it sug-
gests the assassination of Knott
or his chief friends, or both. AZ
ter denouncing Knott, his attor-
neys and supporters as thieves,
robbers, Romanists and bandits,
it concludes its thirteenth para
graph with the demand, "Shall
we make these bandits walk the
plank 2" which is clearly sugges-
ton that Knott and his chief adj
visors be assassinated. The en-
tire article is suggestive of riot
and instruction.
The Punta Gorda herald. [volume] (Punta Gorda, Fla.) 1893-1958, 1916-07-20
Confirms Herald's Statement

The Punta Gorda Herald is
skeptical about a reduction in in
surance rates following the install
lation of our new fire equipment.
We are now inclined to take a
more optimistic view of the mat
ter and will feel very much like
turning our 750-gallon-a-minu
hose on these insurance fellows
unless the reduction is forthcom-
ing. However, the experience of
other communities perhaps justi-
fies the comment by the Herald
Lakeland Telegram.
In commenting on a headline
appearing in a recent issue of the
Lakeland Telegram, Improve
ments in Fire-Fighting Apparatus
Will Reduce Insurance, " the Pun
ia Gorda Herald made light of the
statement, saying Betcha ten to
one they wont; five to one they
will increase insurance rates. The
fire insurance trust and ignor-
ance are positively the greatest
curses of Florida. +"
A prominent business man sends
The Times the following commun-
ication on this subject:
Here is a clipping from your
paper of this date. This man is
right. Remember what they did
to Tampa when we increased our
fire-fghting force? They adopted
a new building code of their own
and appointed the fire chief for
life, removable only for cause.
They promised Tampa a first
class city rating. They now say
we have first class city rate, but
instead of reducing they increased
rates in 1915, thuSly: They re-
duced the base rates and increas-
ed the penalties for exposures,
etc, until the rates are now higher
than ever, except in a very few
cases. Ask the merchant. Tam
pa Times, July 18th.