The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1916-10-24

logue House People Have Developed
the Art Until It Has Become Dis
case With Them.
copyrighted. 1914. by Thomas J. sullvan,l
On certain occasion some boys
thought they would play trick on
the great naturalist. Darwin.
They caught beetle, glued various
parts of other insects upon its bead
and body, placed it in little box and
humbly knocked at Darwln's door
seeking to know what the great scien
fist would call this wonderful bug they
had assembled
Mr.. Darwin looked it over very crit
ically aud asked the boys very serious
ly, Did this bug hum when you
caught it," Yes. sir; it humned Il
great deal" replied the boys, with sly
winks AT each other.
Then this must be humbug," said
Darwin
1t is supposed that Satan was the
original hulnbug, but since the mail or
der houses have been established he
has had TO take n back seat. and
among so many modern improvements
he must feel dreadfully useless and
antiquated.
Love to Be Humbugsed.
That the American people love to be
humbugged long since has passed into
a proverb Trickery may be called
our national vice. our besettng sin
Like liberty. 1t appears to be in the
very air we breathe. We take TO it as
naturally ms we do to politics. Our
entire social system has become satu-
rated with it. Even at times it mas
querades under the mantle OF charity,
which. Ike n well filed purse. covers q
multitude of sins,
There are various kinds and classes
of takers and tricksters, but the
princes OF them all. the incarnatlons
of fraud. are the advertising humbugs.
who, when stripped of the sugar coat
ing by which they impose upon the
public, are simply professors Of false
hood.
Would Strike Liars Dead.
The ancient scribes tell us that the
Lord once attempted TO check the
humbug habit by striking the liars
dead. but when he looked into the
future and saw the huge catalogue
houses looming in the distance he
reluctantly relinquished the idea. MS lie
saw that such plan in the congested
centers would prove more fatal THAI II
second food
The mail order houses word their a(i-
vertising so ms to appeal 10 the credn-
lily and weakness OF human nature,
as it is generally known that every
son of Adam and daughter of Eve pos
sesses disposition TO resort TO games
Of chance. an inclination to get some
thing for nothing.
Possess the Gambling Instinct.
A noted gambler once said; Life
consists in tuking chances Providence
has instilled into the brains and hearts
of men the betting instinct" So when
the mail order houses came into exist
ence they at once opened up an avenue
for the development of humanity's
well known weakness-a desire for
gambling
AS the catalogue houses passed from
the elementary and experimental stages
to that of a permanent aud pronounced
reality the gambling instinct OF the
consumer kept pace with the humbug's
progress.
The consumers read the bewitching
circulars describing The many wonder
ful bargains; they fumbled the pages
of the huge catalogue in bewildering
Arrangement The angel OF doubt hover
ing near whispered warnings TO the
fascinated buyer. but the god of chance
was reckoning from the distance. and
the order was sent forward.
Cheap, Flimsy Seconds"
The advertising humbugs advertise
ments and catalogues depict his goods
ms something marvellous. Bedstends,
chairs, tables. couches. picture frames
heaters. etc. which appear to be mas
sivc. handsomely carved pieces of
work. are nothing but cheap iimsy
seconds when delivered and the buy
er is often ashamed TO cart them home
in the daytime but waits for the dark
ness of night to cast its mantle over
their defects.
Sometimes the gambling instinct is
SO deeply set in the natures of some
consumers that one evidence of the
trickery Of the advertising humbug is
insufficient. and they again indulge
their passion for gambling by taking
chance" with another order and again
getting imposed upon. and SO on al