Custer weekly chronicle. [volume] (Custer City, S.D.) 1890-1931, 1916-10-28
FINNEGAN'S PHILOSOPHY
Pitiiess Publicity


II see MIR. Ilus he's wud like to know
fwhsts come TO Pitiless Publicity
Aeself could tell him. Where's "Pia
Less Publicity says Hughes. In the
Ash Can, says l. Twas all right on
the stump. but IN Wsshin ton It's diff
fer. The Harp that waist through
Trenton's halls | name Tumulty
Whin be bursts into song now he picks
his chune.
"Tfs not that rrisidint Wilson is
less public than Candydate Wilson
he's less pitiIess Tis IKE the show
man. He tells ye all. an more, about
tn illyfant but he has mintal res-va
shune about the spotted baby.
80 II ia wild Wilson. He's sofned
the hard heart iy Pitiless Publicity.
How about the Postmasters| axes
the refawrumers Wen uiyer tell We.
says the Cmishun For WHY says
the League 'T'vid embar'ss tn Ad
ministhrashuu, SAYS the 6 mishun
And the people laughs. Ye fred th
Hid OF the CinsuS, says Hughes. fe
lie says Redheld lie raysined wild
out bein aXcd saws he Ie lie yer
self. says Durand 'Ye towld me yed
FIRE me, an ye gey me place TO
politician. says Dursnd. lXacly
fwhat ! said wells Pink WhiSkers 1
was goin "a IRE We anyway, but
niver AIed W 10 raysine, saws Pinky
An the people roars.
Tell ms about all thin Dishurvin'
DimmyCrats. says the people An
washin'ton Is swep be storm iv
silence.
But doan't We think there's no pub
licity al all Teddy himself was none
gunshy with the papers, but he cud
ne quiet too
"We'll grab some land I'm Vinzu
eely. saws the Ambassydurc. tem'pri
ly, says he Yen not says Teddy
ven agree 20 srbitrate, says he or,
he says. in tin days Dewey1l he there,
says Teddy
"'Me Ry'le Masther viii niver con
stint, says m other Thin. saws Ted
dy, I'll sind Dewey st~wanst There's
no use waitin' Teddy says How'd
'em, says the Ambassydure We
agree says he. an divil bit did we
know how II vas for a dozen year
"'we'n have Ferdy Carey alive or
the Bashi Bazook dead says Teddy
an back comes Ferdy An the papep
says. ON demand iv the State Depart
ment Ferdy Carey has been released
An that's all
How is II now; The grea
slaughters twinty at SANITY Isabel
Another Mexican Crisis. says the
headlines Twinty Americans killed
they SAYS The Presidint Calm, says
they. 'Ates Bacon and Eggs Plays
Goluf. says the headlines An the pa
per gees on
The Prisidint's sppytite at break
fast was good. III lesder ~ the ma
shun gettin' outside ~ grape fruit ha
con an eggs hot biscuit an coffee
whin Docther GraysOn announced the
bill " fare rhe tinshun over MeTico
was much relsved.
1.-The Prisidint is solvtn' IN privacy
the fateful auestiou, ''Nvin me throa,
| lsstr THE answer IL waited wild .A
-srish spxiety
"hondah the papers SAYS; 'NaShunsl
( Disaster! Sore Throat Feared, Panic
at the Capital! The Frisidint Calm!
Consideration was spread among
/ all classes today he the report that
/ the PrisiGint swoke with a sore throat
Strong men tainted before they cud
/ reach the nearest saloon. There "
talk iy sppintin q day iv prayer II is
hoped that Senior Arre-ye-on though
will claiD' that tine dead Americans
rsysistei ixicushun. A high authority
! states that this wud end thc crisis
The Prisidint made hut wan remark
"Av they'd not been there they'd not iV
be m kilt.
"Choosdah. they says, Hope revives
No sore throat Bitten by insect
I President calm All Phrases iv Mat.
ther TO be considered
The anxiety in the Capital was re
laved today be- the followin bulletin:
"'"The Prisidint has slight per.
forstion in the cuticle over the infery.
ure maximary caused be insect bitin
him whln asleep The patient was tco
proud 70 scratch (Signed) Grayson.
"Tt is reported also that GineraI
Scott will 90 10 the border 10 curry the
dead, and apologize To .he Insurgents.
| He will axe Carranzy. whether he wud
accept a loan II offered This is con
sidered the thrue sutton iv the din.
Guilty.
"Winsdah the priSidimt goes motor.
| in, Thursdsh he writes q note and
| Ginera Scott starts for the border
Fridah the headlines says Peace IN
Europe near rfisident studyin' terms
VIII he stop The war: Another note
expected. Capital excited over report
bat we're comforted be bein towld
the prisidint will not be betrayed
into nasty ackshpn
"Sundah, he's considerin' tn Ar.
nenysn question. an Mondah he ad.
vises Grandmoghers about suckin'
eggs. And another crisis is past.
80 II goes ivry day. AS ] was say.
In. there's aplenty nnblicity, but It's
! not the brand iy 1912
a l.