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The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1916-03-10
Qualified.

so you want a ioh as press agent
of the Big Top shows" said the circus
man. Ever have any experienced"
Sure" replied the applicant.
well, what is an elephant" asked
the circus man.
"An elephant is a ponderous pachy.
derm," replied the applicant.
and what is a Appropriateness"
asked the circus ma,.
"A hippopotamus is a blood-sweat-
ing hehemoth of Holy Writ" replied
the applicant.
Correct" announced the circus
man. You are engaged"
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1916-03-10
After Grip
Winter Colds
Bad Blood

You are pale, thin, weak-with little
vitality. Your liver is sluggish and
the bad blood causes your stomach
muscles to lose their elasticity and be-
come flabby-then indigestion.
DR.. Pierce's Golden Medical Discov-
cry, purely vegetable and free from
alcohol or narcotics, is the great and
powerful blood purifier of today. Elk
tracted from American forest herbs
and roots. Contains no alcohol. In
gradients printed on wrapper.
Taken as directed it will search
out impure and poisonous matter
throughout the system and eliminate
II.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1916-03-10
RECIPE FOR GRAY HAIR.

To half pint OF water add OF. Bay Rum. q
small box of Barbo Compound, and u OF. Of
rlycerine. Apply to the hair twice week
until il becomes the desired shade. Any drug
glst can put this up or you can mix it at
home at very little cost. 1t will gradually
darken streaked, faded gray hair, and re-
moves daudruff. 1t is excellent for falling
hair and will make harsh hair soft and glossy,
1t will not color the scalp, is not sticky or
greasy, and does not rub oH.-Ad7.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1916-03-10
Water Sponqs Cake

Beat the white of one egg i'll bowl
until stiff, then add the yolks of four
eggs and beat we'll. Add slowly one
and three-quarter cups of fne granu-
lated sugar, and beat Now add one
cupful of boiling water and beat until
smooth. Add two ond one half cup
fuls of -four sifted with four level tea
spoonfuls of baking powder Fold in
the stiffly-beaten whites of three eggs
and do not beat any more Bake III a
slow oven Be careful to follow close
~ directions.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1916-03-10

Now Is the Time to Get Rid of These
VIQly SnOt4.

There's no longer the slightest need of
feeling ashamed OF your freckles. the
prescription othine-double Strengths
guaranteed to remove these homely spots
Simply get an ounce Of othine-doublc
strength-frorn your druggist, and apply a
little Of 1t night and morning and you
should soon see that even the worst freckles
have begun to disappear. while the lighter
ones have vanished entirely 1t Is seldom
that more than one ounce Is needed to COM
pletely clear the skin and gain beautiful
clear complexion
Be sure to ask for the double strength
othine, as this Ia sold under guarantee OF
money back sc It fails to remove freckles.--
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1916-03-10
To Revive Bottled Olives.

When a bottle Of olives is opened,
pour off the brine and add one table.
spoonful of olive oil. Replace the cork
and shake the bottle we'll Then let
it stand about half an hour before
using the olives. The disagreeable
briny taste will disappear, and the
olives will have the rich flavor of the
ripe fruit.-McCalIs Magazine
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1916-03-10
Life Means Service.

There is one wish ruling over all
mankind; and it is wish which is
never, in a single instance, granted.
Each man wishes to be his own mas
ter. 1t is a boys beatific vision, and
it remains the grown-up mans ruling
passion to the last. But the fact IS,
life is a service; the only question is,
Whom will we serve?"-Faber
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1916-03-10
Homemade Breakfast Food.

take all my stale bread. whether
wheat, rye or graham, roast it in the
oven until thoroughly brown. grind it
in the food chopper, using the coarse
knife, and have then very delicious
breakfast food. If possible, use
some rye bread with caraway seeds in
it. This gives a flavor which my folks
like very much. If put in a tin can,
such as coffee comes in, 1t will keep
crisp and fresh for long time.-Good
Housekeeping.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1916-03-10
Novelty Potatoes.

Chop very fine one quart cold boiled
potatoes, put them into a saucepan
with one cupful cream, two table
spoonfuls butter. salt and pepper, set
on fire, stir until hot. then turn into
a baking dish. Cover with bread or
cracker crumbs and bake brown in
oven
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1916-03-10
Squash Soup.

Cook three tablespoonfuls butter
with two slices onion and bit of bay
leaf FIVE minutes; add three table.
spoonfuls flour and gradually four
cupfulS milk Cook i'll double boiler
five minutes. then add two cupfuls
cooked and strained squash: reheat
and strain. Season with salt and pa
prika.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1916-03-10
Surely Dry Ehouqh.

Gimme a dimes with e dried beef
an some crackers" said Uncle Josh
to the young lady in charge of the rib
bon counter.
You have evidently made a mis-
take in the place. she smilingly re-
piled. This is dry goods store
WAL, now, reckon l know'd that,
b'gosh," said the old man; AN eff
dried beef an crackers hain't dry
goods, then I'd hke to know what in
tarnation you'd call 'em?"
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1916-03-10

men and women,
are left on the
earth. If Ito de-
part and be with
Christ is far bet.
t e r." a s Paul
wrote the Philip.
plans, the wonder
is that Christ who
loved his people
well enough to
die for them, did
not take them to
be with him in
heaven as soon
as he saved them,
as soon as they
were regenerated
nv his HOLY Spir-
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1916-03-10

He utters this word himself, that,
however long men may neglect it.
however long it may be that they see
and hear, and yet believe him not,
when they do finally come. he cannot,
and will not, and must not cast them
away.-Schleiermac
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1916-03-10

One cupful of cranberries (chopped)
one cupful of raisins (chopped3. one
cupful of sugar mixed with a table
spoonful of -four, one-half cupful boil
ing water, one tablespoonful vanilla
Bake with two cruStS.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1916-03-10
BILIOUS, HEADACHY,
SICK 'CAsCARETS'
Gently cleanse your liver and
sluggish bowels while
YOU sleep.
Get a 10-cent box.


Sick headache, biliousness, dizzi-
ness, coated tongue. foul taste and foul
breath-always trace them to torpid
liver; delayed. fermenting food in the
bowels or sour, gassy stomach.
Poisonous matter clogged in the in
testines, instead of being cast out
of the system is re-absorbed into the
blood. When this poison reaches the
delicate brain tissue it causes con-
gestion and that dull, throbbing, sick.
ening headache.
Cascarets Immediately cleanse the
stomach, remove the sour, undigested
food and foul gases, take the excess
bile from the liver. and carry out all
the constipated waste matter and
poisons in the bowels.
A Cascaret tonight will surely
straighten you out by morning. They
work while you sleep-a 10-cent box
from your druggist means your head
clear, stomach sweet and your liver
and bowels regular for months. Adv.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1916-03-10
LOOKING to the Future

Il guess I'll make lawyer OF Josh, y
said Farmer Bates. My wife wants
him TO be a doctor, and he's sure
going to be professional man; but
we'd want to show our confidence in
him. and think it Would be a heap
safer 70 take Josh's law than his nedi
cine youths Companion.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1916-03-10

The last, best fruit which comes to
late PERFECTION, even in the kindliest
soul, is. tenderness toward the hard,
forbearance toward the uliforbearing,
warmth of heart toward the cold.
philanthropy toward the misanshi"1pic
--RiChlar.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1916-03-10
Personal Wit
Messing for Christ
By REV. JAMES M. GRAY, ID.
Dean Of the Moody Bible Institute
of Chicago

TEXT-Ye shall be witnesses unto me-
Acts is.
A true witness delivereth souls.-Prov.
14:25.
These Scriptures set before US the
reason that true Christians, saved
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1916-03-10
ElamiSh SnlIp

To two pounds of washed and picked
Brussels sprouts add ten potatoes, two
onions, two leeks, salt and pepper.
Cook all gently and pass through a
sieve Add at the last moment
sprinkle OF chopped chervil.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1916-03-10

They say Bill married on a shoe
string"
Yes, and now he's On his uppers."-
Boston Evening Transcript.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1916-03-10
Comes in Handy.

One of the questions in the animal
story contest upon which children
were asked to write was: '@Why does
a COW need two stomachs?"
Sad experience evidently had much
to do with the deductions Of little
Mary Schey of Fru:tvale, for she re-
piled:
so when she has an ache in one of
her stomachs she can use the other
one."-Our animals
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1916-03-10

.Tancred.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1916-03-10
Taken at His Word.

Sarcastic Father-Julia, that young
man Smiley has been here three
nights in succession, and 1t has been
nearly midnight when he left. Hadn't
you better invite him to bring his
trunk and make his home with US?
Innocent Daughter-Oh. papa, may
I? It is Just what he wanted. but he
was too bashful to ask you. He'll be
delighted when l tell him this eve
ming.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1916-03-10
WOMAN HAD
NERVOUS TROUBLE
Lydia E. Pinkham's Vegeta-
BE Compound Helped Her.
West Dandy, N. Y.-"I have had
nervous trouble all my life until took

ILyQi3 n. fmknaN 3
w eg etable Com
pound for nerves
and for female trou-
bles and it straight
|ened me out in good
shape. Iwork nearly
all the time, as we
live on a farm and I
have four girls. I do
all my sewing and
other W ork with
%ha;r ho1r On -
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1916-03-10
The "orIzinaI Cast" on Tour.

he "UrI3InaI CaSt on tour.
Too busy to talk today" declared
q local producer as a friend dropped
In fer a chat.
What's the troubl.?" asked the 9TH
er. preparing to keep On his travels.
I'm sending my show on the road
with the original cast" explained the
manager, land 1t will take re all aft
ernoon to engage the company."-Nsw
York Telegraph.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1916-03-10

Any man who itches for fame will
have to dc a lot of scratching before
he gets there.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1916-03-10
One Result.

rs this place heated with hot air."
NO, but it will be when you try to
get the landlord to put it in for you. +"
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1916-03-10

It Is a sign Of rain when someone
hypothecates your umbrella.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1916-03-10

Most of the crazy people we know
have managed to sidetrack the asylum
so far
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1916-03-10

Don't get too self-important; the
world will go on just the same after
you get out
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1916-03-10
In Upcer Circles.

Was Mrs Frittersby satisfied with
the aliElony awarded herr"
M, indeed"
Wasn't il large enough"
She declares it wouldn't be suft1-
cient to maintain her POODLE il, the
style to which il is accustomed.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1916-03-10

An egg in the cup Is worth two in
the nest.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1916-03-10

There are times when the corkscrew
is mightier than the typewriter.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1916-03-10
No. GRAY Hairs bu. Tired Eyes

make US look older than we are. Keep
your Eyes young and you will look young.
After the Movies Murine Your Eyes. Don't
tell your age. Murine Eye Remedy Co
Chicago, Sends Eye Book on request
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1916-03-10
His Status.

To keep clean and healthy take DR..
Pierce's Pleasant Pellets. They regulate
liver. bowels and stomach.-Adv.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1916-03-10
Not Very Stronq.

Gerald wouldn't harm fly.
Geraldine-You couldn't if it we're
an able-bodied fly.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1916-03-10

Throw Off Colds and Prevent Grip.
When you feel a cold coming on, take LAAA.
TIVE BROMO QUININB it removes cause Of
w GROVES signature on box. 25c
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1916-03-10

Procrastination is the thief of time
and the plumber cannot be recov-
cred.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1916-03-10

High t is pest attained BY treading
OH 4 cats tail
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1916-03-10

Extreme views are never just; some
thing always turns up which disturbs
the calculations founded on their data.
-Tancred
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1916-03-10

If all flesh is grass then babies must
be- new moan hay.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1916-03-10

About the only difference between
repartee and impudence Is In the size
of the man who says it.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1916-03-08
THE JUGGERNAUT
IS BIG FEATURE
Five.Reel Story of Thrills at the
Bismarck Theatre
Tonight.

What promises to be one Of the
biggest features the Bismarck theatre
goers have been treated to this sea
son, comes to the Bismarck theatre
this evening in THE Juggernaut.
This feature is truly one Of heart
interest. 1t is brim full of thrills. No
time is lost in the entire action of
the play, and every inch of the film is
designed to hold intense interest.
The wrecking of locomotive and
three passenger cars while crossing a
high trestle, on which are defective
railroad ties, provides the highly SEN
sational incident which deserves and
will win applause, and the scenes
leading up to the disaster arouse high
suspense. There is also live theme
in the play, something unusual in
stories constructed around mechani-
cal accessories. The vital motive and
the chara cterization, particularly that
of Philip Hardin, raise "The Jugger-
naut" above the melodrama class to
which it naturally belongs. 1t is di-
rected against the greed and graft so
rampant in railroad properties run as
stock-jobbins propositions rather
than in the public interest
This big feature comes to the Bis
marck tonight only. Admission will
be zoe for adults and 10c for the chill
dren. Two performances, 7:15 and
S:15.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1916-03-08

this city, and Saturday morning still
another student to the City National
bank, also this city. Besides these
positions satisfactorily filled, the col
lege management had one more bank
ing position and one commercial pc.
sition it could not fill. Before 10
o'clock yesterday morning the college
had another call for boOkkeeper-
stenographer who Mr.. Langum is try
ing to supply from one of the outside
schools. Mr.. Langum says that the
demand on the B. B. c. is going to in
crease as the season advances and
does not now expect to be able to fill
half the demand on this institution
for Office assistants during the com
ing summer and fall with the stud
ents now in attendance though it now
has a total registration of $50 stud
ents.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1916-03-08
DRUGS EXCITE YOUR
KIDNEYS, USE SALTS
II Your Back ts Aching or Bladder
eothers, Drink Lots Of Water
and Eat Less Meat.

When your kidneys hurt and your
back feels sore, don't get scared and
proceed to load your stomach with a
lot OF drugs that excite the kidneys
and irritate the entire urinary tract
Keep your Kidneys clean like you
keep your bowels clean. py flushing
them with q mild, harmless saits
which removes the body's urinous
waste and stimulates them to their
normal activity. The function or the
Kidneys is to filter the blood. In "a
hours they strain from 1t 500 grains
Of acid and waste, so we can readily
understand the vital Importance OF
keeping the kidneys active
Drink lots of water-you can't drink
too much; also get from any pharma-
cist about four ounces Of Jad Salts;
take a tablespoonful in glass OF
water before breakfast each morning
for a few days and your kidneys WI:
act fine This famous salts is made
from the acid OF grapes and lemon
juice, combined with lithia. and has
been used for generations to clean
and stimulate clogged kidneys; also
to neutralize the acids in urine so ii
no longer is a source of irritation.
thus ending bladder weakness.
,Jad Salts is inexpensive; cannot in
jure: makes a delightful effervescent
lithia water drink which everyone
should take. now and then to keer
their kidneys clean and active. Try
this. also keep up the water drinking,
and no doubt you will wonder what
became OF your kidney trouble and
backache.-Adv.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1916-03-08
ANOTHER GOOD ONE
Frank Rich Company Scores An.
other Hit in the "Suf-
fragette. -

Another capacity house was at the
Grand theatre to see the Rich COM
pany, and the general verdict was
Best popular priced show ever in
Bismarck "The Suffragettes" is a
rip-roaring farce that goes with q
bang and a scream, and the way this
organization goes at it's work is sure
ly refreshing. There is not q dull
moment in the whole show, and but
very few of the high priced travel.
ling companies gave as good value as
this company.
The, chorus works as though they
enjoyed it and all the numbers are
good.
The company changes every night,
and for this evenings bill have Sc
lected rural musical play called
"The Country Girl"
On Friday night, in addition to the
regular show, the young ladies of the
chorus will give an athletic contest.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1916-03-08
Lime Treatment
I'm tuberculosis

In the May rs. 1912, issue Of the
Journal OF the American Medical As
sOciatiOn appeared this abatement
concerning calcium lIme) medica-
ton In the treatment OF pulmonary
tuberculosis (cOnsumptlOn):
"Vnder the systensatic, continued
aAa yersistent regime Of calcium
aSsinilatiOn, Van Gieson has seen .
number Of HIS patients Improve. nm
derGO an oxidation or partial con-
sOlidatiOn in the lung, which then re-
solving would appear to contribute
to the walliag on and closing Of the
lesions. Hand In hand with this
course Of events. the sputum clears
up Of tubercle bacilli. which finally
disappear, and the patients are dis
charged with healed pulmonary tu-
heFculOsls."
Ethical medical journals seldom
speak 80 positively about remedial
agent, yet this testimony comedies
with that from many consumptives
who have secured like results
through the use of Eckman's Altera-
tive.
Since calcium is a constituent of
this remedy for pulmonary tubercu-
losis and allied throat and bronchial
affections, it's healing power may in
some measure be attributed to the
manner in which this element is so
combined with other ingredients as
to be easily assimilated by the aver
age person, and it does not irritatc
.msEc1l mars Alternative contains no
sorfates, narcotics .or habit-forming
drugs, SOFT is safe to try. If your
druggist as souts OF it, ask him to
order, or send direct to
Eckmnn Laboratory. Philadelphia.
For sale at Breslow's Drug Store.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1916-03-08
PAREN1-rEACHERS ORGAN
TON.
ORGANIZE.

Following is a communication re
Gently received by Supt. G. G. Roo
from the Flasher's Parent.Teacher.
association, which shows that associ
alton in fine condition:
Mr.. c. G. Root,
Bismarck, n. ID. ...
Dear Mr.. Root: >.
It is with pleasure that | wish to
report to you the successful meet
ings of the Parent.Teachers associa'
ton. We had a program on Febrl.
airy 10 and one last evening. At The
first meeting we had out "a people
and last evening we had out &c. This
will show, l think, that our people
are taking real interest in the mat.
ter. Next "Wednesday we shall have
Mr.. Hollis here for lecture on con-
solidati0n, and in a day Or two we
will circulate petition for consoli-
dation. This, think, will give us a
real boost.
With very best wishes, l am,
Lours very sincerely,
#. J. SEMONlTSCH.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1916-03-08
OLD.TTME COLD CURE
DRINK HOT TEA!

Get a email .p.ekasei of Hamburg
call it, Hamburger Brust Thee,pat any
pharmacy. Take tablespoonful Of the
tea, put 2 cup of boiling water upon
it, pour through sieve and drink a
teacup full at any time during the
day or before retiring. It is the most
effective way to break cold and cure
grip, as it opens the pores OF the skin,
relieving congestion. Also loosens the
bowels, thus breaking up cold.
Try it the next time you suffer from
q cold or the grip. It is inexpensive
and entirely vegetable, therefore safe
and harmless.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1916-03-08
ASHWELL GIVEN SENTENCE.

ASHWELL GIVEN SENTENCE.
Judge w. L. Nuessle yesterday SEN
fenced Mr., Ashwell who, with Mr..
Garrett, We're found guilty in district
court last week on a charge of acting
as agents in purchasing intoxicating
liquors. Ashwells sentence was $40
and costs or in default 80 days in jail.
Mr.. CARROTS sentence was continued
until today on account OF illness in
his family, which detained him from
appearing before the court Attol-
neys Koffell and Illness appeared for
the defendant,