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The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1916-12-01
Grocery HumorS.

Almost every station in life has its
amusing side, and the shopkeeper has
his share of fun. Probably few people
think what q menagerie a grocer
stocks. He sells Monkey" soap,
Donkey" stone, "Tiger" matches, "Ze-
bra" blacklead, "Robin" starch. An
invoice, then, may contain the follow
ing:
Zebra Id, Monkey 4d., Donkey 3D.,
Tigers It'd, Robin 3d.; but the climax
is reached when two items on bill
are, 81 Family ASS" and Essence of
Rats" These are nothing to be
afraid of, meaning only 1 lb. of Fam
lily Assorted" biscuits and one bottle
Of Essence of Ratafia.-London Mail.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1916-12-01
Kidney Disorder
(BY DIR. v. N. PIERCE.)

The most simple methods are usu-
ally the most effective ones when
treating any disorder Of the human
system. The mere drinking a cup
Of hot water each morning, plenty
Of pure water all day, and little
Anuric before every meal has been
found the most effective means Of
overcoming kidney trouble. Death
would occur if the kidneys did not
work day and night in separating
poisons and uric acid from the blood.
The danger signals are backache,
depressions, pains, heaviness, drowsi-
ness, irritability, headaches, chilli
ness, rheumatic twinges, swollen
joints or govt.
Since it is such a simple matter to
step into your fayorite drug store and
obtain Anuric, anyone who earnestly
desires to regain health and new life
will waste no time in beginning this
treatment,
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1916-12-01
Chicken Sounie

Two cupfuls scalded milk. two table
spOonfuls butter, two tablespoonful
-four, one teaspoonful salt, one-eighth
teaspOonful pepper, one-half cupful
stale bread crumbs; two cupfuls
cooked chicken, finely chopped; yolks
of three eggs, well beaten; one table
spoon finely chopped parsley, whites of
three eggs beaten until stiff and dry.
Make sauce of first ingredients. Add
bread crumbs and cook two minutes.
Remove from fire, add chicken, yolk Of
beaten eggs and parsley. Then fold in
whites of eggs. Turn into q buttered
dish and bake 35 minutes in a slow
oven or steam in cup 50 minutes.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1916-12-01

readers as the i'm
potent man at the
sheep gate.
Jesus was in Je-
rusalem, and was
passing by the
gate t h r o u e h
which the sheep
for sacrifice were
driven into the
city. Near this
gate was a pool
of water Of heal
ing properties,
and around the
pool porch e S
erected for the
ailing who gath
cred there for it's
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1916-12-01
Rice Balls.

Sweeten plain boiled rice to taste
and add, while hot, butter the size Of
a walnut and the beaten yolk of an
egg to make sweet rice balls. Form in
IS little balls and put into the center
Of each a tablespoonful of rich pre-
served strawberries, peaches or pine
apple, first draining off the sirup. Roll
in white of egg and bread crumbs and
serve with lemon sauce.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1916-12-01
English Chicken Pie.

Pare six medium-sized potatoes, cut
In small pieces; cook until tender, but
not broken, and then add two cupfuls
chicken meat and half cupful fresh
pork cooked and cut in small pieces |:
cover with a crust made as follows !:
Slft three teaspoonfuls baking powder
with two cupfuls flour, add two table
spoonfuls shortening and half tea
spoonful salt. Rub thoroughly togeth-
er and mix with one small cupful
milk. Put on Toured board and press
out with the hands to size required to
cover chicken pie. Bake twenty min
utes, and serve hot.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1916-12-01
Bacon and EGG Hash.

Sometimes few slices of bacon and
a cold fried egg are left over from
breakfast and it is problem to make
use of them. Try chopping them fine
with an equal quantity Of boiled or
mashed potatoes, then fry like an ordi-
nary hash in little butter, letting it
brown nicely before taking from the
pan. Serve with parsley garnish and
chill sauce or catsup and you will think
you have some brand-new epicurean
dish. If you prefer, you may make the
mixture into little cakes and fry them
brown in butter or bacon fat
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1916-12-01
Stuffed Potatoes.

Select fine large potatoes and bake
until tender. Cut off the ends, scoop
out the contents with the handle of a
spoon, and work soft with butter, hot
milk, pepper and salt, and a little graf
ed cheese. Return the mixture to the
skins, mounting it up on the open end,
and with these uppermost set the po-
tatoes in the oven five minutes. Eat
from the skins Delicious.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1916-12-01
Cream of Onion Puree

Put two or three large onions
through the food chopper and cook
the juice and pulp in two tablespoon
fuls of butter until golden brown.
Add a pinch of soda dissolved in a
tablespoonful Of water. Have ready
Il quart of milk scalded in double
boiler; add the onions and cook until
creamy. Season with salt, pepper and
paprika and thicken with cracker
crumbs. Sprinkle grated cheese over
the top when served. Send buttered
toast bars to the table with this soup.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1916-12-01
BIT of a Hint.

Slowboy-I read singular thing to-
day. A scientist says there's phosphor-
us enough in mans body to make
10000 matches.
Miss Willing-Maybe; but there's
not enough sand in some men to make
one strike.-Boston Evening Tram
script. .
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1916-12-01

neighbor told my mother about Lydia
E. Pinkham' 8 Vegetable Compound and
I took it, and now I feel like new
person. don't suffer any more and 1
am regular every month. Mrs. HAZEL
HAMILTON, s22 South 18th St.
When a remedy has lived for forty
years, steadily growing in popularity
and influence, and thousands upon
thousands of women declare they owe
their health to it, is it not reasona-
BILE to believe that it is an article of
great merit?
If you want special advice write
to Lydia e. Pinkham Medicine
Co. (confidentiaD, Lynn, Mass.
Your letter will be opened, read
and answered by a woman and
held in strict confidence.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1916-12-01
DON'T LOSE YOUR HAIR
Prevent 1t by Using cuticura Soap and
Ointment. Trial Free.

If your scalp is irri.ated, itching and
burning and your hair dry and falling
out in handfuls try the following treat
ment: touch spots of dandruff and
itching with Cuticura Ointment and
follow with hot shampoo Of Cuticura
Soap. Absolutely nothing better.
Free sample each by mail with Book.
Address postcard, Cuticura, Dept. L,
Boston. Sold everywhere-Adv.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1916-12-01
Also the Owner Hop.

The English class was explaining
the meanings of certain well-knowh
metaphorical expressions. AS an in
stance, one pupil said that Its an ill
wind that blows no good" means that
even apparently evil happenings some
times are beneficial.
"And now, just in your own words"
said the teacher to the bright boy of
the class, explain your idea, simply,
of the meaning of the old adage,
Money makes the mare CO.
Gasoline makes the f1ivver hop"
was the reply.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1916-12-01
A Cat and a Town.

A dog freed cat upon an electric
light pole between Lexington and
Mount Sterling and made cross cir
cult which plunged Mount Sterling in
to total darkness. The old-time Oil
lamp was in some ways undesirable,
but one cat could not put out every
lamp in town.-Louisville Courier-Jour-
nal.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1916-12-01
Reason for His Fame.

Of the late Sir Joseph Beecham the
obituary notices say that he rose from
a farmers boy to become a knight
and baronet and the third richest
man in England by manufacturing
pills. But that is only half the ex-
emplary story, and the smaller half.
He rose to wealth and honors by adj
vertising the pills.-Providence Jour-
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1916-12-01
Mashed-Potato Rusks.

One-half cake of compressed yeast,
one-half cupful mashed potatoes, one
half cupful sugar. Mix at noon and let
stand in warm place until bedtime.
Then add one-half cupful melted but
ter, two eggs (beaten light, pinch of
salt and flour enough to stiffen (but
not as stiff as bread dough-. Let rise
until morning, roll and cut with a bis
cult cutter and let rise again. Bake,
not having the oven very hot when
they first 60 in.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1916-12-01
About Finished,

II saw that pretty girl smile at you
in q puzzled way, as if she thought she
might have met you somewhere"
Eyes. We were almost engaged at
the seashore last summer"
"Ahw
1.-THE smile you saw was the flag end
Of June Irritation"
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1916-12-01

The Prose Period Now.
Here's a postal card from my hus-
band" remarked Mrs. Dobson. "He's
out of town, you know"
"What does he say?" asked Mrs.
Dubwaite.
cam well. Home Tuesday -Four
words! And when that man was court
ing me he used to write me poetry
by the yard"
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1916-12-01
Robbery by the Strong.

Bees are proverbially busy, but some
in q Pennsylvania town broke the rec
ord when a honeycomb of nine feet
In length was discovered In a large
hollow pine. The perils and uncertain
ties of abnormal industry were also IL
Illustrated in the fact that the giant re-
suit of this insectivorous labor was i'm
mediately confiscated by superior
mower.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1916-12-01
And Father Pays Bills.

"How is Robert getting on at col
lege?" asked the minister, who was be-
ing entertained at dinner.
"Splendidly," said the proud father,
who then went on to tell of his sons
various social, athletic and scholastic
successes, and the minister said it was
a fine thing to be college bred. That
evening little James, who had been an
interested listener, said: Papa, what
did Mr.. Brown mean by college bred?'
"Oh, that" said papa, who had been
looking over his sons bills, "is -four
years loaf"
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1916-12-01

Teen 1 suffered Sacu
month so l had to he
in bed. / had heal
ache, backache ard
such pains l would
cramp double every
month. I did not
know what it was
to be easy a minute.
Ny health was all
run down and the
doctors did not do
ma erv Coo6 A
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1916-12-01
DO YOU GET UP WITH A LAME bACK?
Have You Rheumatism, Kidney, Liver or
Bladder Trouble?

Pain or dull ache in the back is often
evidence of kidney trouble. 1t is Natures
timely warning to show you that the track
of health is not clear.
Danger Signals.
If these danger signals are unheeded
more serious results may be expected !;
kidney trouble in its worst form may steal
upon you.
Thousands of people have testified that
the mild and immediate effect of Swamp
Root, the great kidney, liver and bladder
remedy, is soon realized-that it stands
the highest for its remarkable curative
effect in the most distressing cases. If
you need medicine, you should have the
best.
Lame Back.
Lame back is only one of many symp-
toms of kidney trouble. Other symp-
toms showing that you may need Swamp
Root are, being subject to embarrassing
and frequent bladder troubles day and
SPECIAL NoTE-You may obtain ga
ten cents to DR.. Kilmer & Co., Bingham
to prove the remarkable merit of this me-
valuable information, containing many OF
from men and women who say they foune
in kidney, liver and bladder troubles. T.
well known that our readers are advised t.
Kilmer 4 Co., Binghamton, N. Y. When
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1916-12-01
Foolish Man.

A New Jersey man frustrated foot
pad by hitting him over the head with
a paper sack of eggs. A man will do
incredibly foolish things when he is
frightened. What could he have been
carrying more valuable than the eggs
he d?-Cleveland Plain Dealer.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1916-12-01
Bacon and Apples.

Cut the bacon thin and fry it rich
brown; place on hot platter and keep
warm while frying the apples. Cut
these in rounds, core, but do not peel !;
cook in the bacon fat till tender and
serve on the platter with the. bacon.
Bacon and fried tomatoes are pre-
pared in the same way.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1916-12-01
How like the Master it was to

How like the Master it was to go
after those two Borrowing ones on the
very day of his triumphant resurrec-
ton! He thought it worth while to
walk seven miles and spend two hours
in the work of comforting two OBJ
scure, lowly, detected disciples. The
tenderness of his love comes out in
that. When his great work of testi-
mony and of suffering was over, his
tender work of comforting still went
on.-Rev. G. H. knight.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1916-12-01
Their Identify,

"Who are the central powers, pop?'
'They are the beings behind voice.
my son, who after you have sent In
your call and waited for Is minutes
by your watch, say languidly: What
number did you say?"
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1916-12-01
Practical Sudqestion.

The secret in making chilli sauce is
to boil and boil the mixture until it
thickens well, without allowing it to
stick This takes much patience and
failure TO comply with this require
ment is the cause of failure in much
of the homemade chilli sauce.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1916-12-01
MOTHERS JOY SALVE

for Colds, Group, Pneumonia and
Asthma; GOOSE GREASE EMINENT
for Neuralgia, rheumatism and
Sprains. For sale by all Druggists.
GOOSE GREASE COMPANY, MFRS.
Greensboro, n. C.-Adv.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1916-12-01

night, irritation, sediment, etc.
Lack of control, smarting, uric acid.
dizziness, Indigestion, sleeplessness, nerv-
business, sometimes the heart acts badly,
rheumatism, bloating, lack of ambition.
may be loss of flesh, sallow complexion.
Prevaleney Of Kidney Disease.
Most people do not realize the alarm
ing increase and remarkable prevalency
of kidney disease. While kidney dis
orders are among the most common
diseases that prevail, they are sometimes
the last recognized by patients, zvAo
very often content Themselves with doctor
ing the effects, zOlatze the original disease
may constantly undermine the system.
Regular ffty-cent and one-dollar size
bottles at all drug stores.
Don't make any mistake, but remember
the name, Dr. Kilmer's Swamp-Root, and
the address, Binghamton, N. Y, which
you will find on every bottle.
nple size bottle of Swamp-Root by enclosing
IN, N. Y. This gives you the opportunity
licinc They will also send you book of
the thousands of grateful letters received
Swathp- Root to be just the remedy needed
e valae and success of Swamp-Root are so
send for sample size bottle. Address DR..
Friting be sure and mention this paper.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1916-12-01
Quite Evident.

sect a move on you, there! l want
a polish"
"You don't have to tell it"
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1916-12-01

If you suspect that your child has Worms,
a single dose Of DR.. Peery's Dead Shot,
will settle the question. Its action upon
the Stomach and Bowels is beneficial in
either case. No second dose or after pur-
gatiYe necessary. Adv.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1916-12-01

DR.. Pierce's Favorite Prescription makes
weak women strong, sick women well, no
alcohol. Sold in tablets or hQuid.-Adv.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1916-12-01
To Clean White Enameied Furniture

Remove all dirty marks with a fan
mel dipped in wood alcohol. Then wash
ct once with tepid water to which has
been added little line easn1eait SsvsS
Nse saEp ef ssssl
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1916-12-01

Fernando Ell Cano of Santa Rosa,
CAL, says he is one hundred and fif-
teen years old.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1916-12-01

Three hundred species Of turtles and
tortoises are known.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1916-12-01
Fer Spotted PAINTINGS.

a few drops Of ammonia in q cupful
of warm water, applied Carefully, viii
remove spots from paintings and
ehTgiuas,
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1916-12-01
The Prose Period Now.

Granulated Eyelids. Stiles, Infiamed Eyes
relieved over night by Roman Eye Balsam.
One trial proves its merit. Adv.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1916-12-01

Siam has resumed the cultivation of
Dtton, once leading industry i'll that
Cuptry.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1916-12-01

Constipation generally indicates disordered
stomach, liver and bowels. Wrights Indian
Vegetable Pills restores regularity without
grIping. Adv
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1916-12-01

Speaking much is a sign of vanity;
for he that is lavish in words is a
niggard indeed.-Sir Walter Raleigh.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1916-12-01
Important to Mothers
Quite So,

The men behind this street-sprink-
ling system are paradoxical set"
How soY'
They propose to raise the dust by
laying It,"
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1916-12-01

Trunk straps made of steel links
have been invented that are more dur
able than leather ones.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1916-12-01
Admirable.

He-The ostrich doesn't see much
and digests everything.
She-What an ideal husband!
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1916-12-01

Of all animals, dogs seem to evince
the keenest musical susceptibility.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1916-12-01

Cairnside, Scotland, has a novelty
q woman blacksmith.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1916-12-01
II DON'T SUFFER
ANY MORE"
"Feel Like a New Person"
says Mrs. Hamilton.

New Castle, Ind" From the time
was eleven years old until l was seven
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1916-12-01

This question was asked by our
Lord of him who Is known to Bible
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1916-12-01
Briefly Explainet

"Why have you named this corn the
jackrabbit Variety"
Long ears. "-Louisville Courier
Journal
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1916-12-01

'rheresere at present more than 1880
Espersnte spe.saes In tbs sseElas
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1916-12-01

Put yourself in your enemy's place
and you will stop abusing him.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1916-12-01

Girls are acting as caddies OH Brit
ish golf links.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1916-12-01

His praise Ia lost who weits till all
eemmspds-Fcps,
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1916-12-01

Chile's national forests cover about
100000 acres of land.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1916-12-01
Local Magnate.

CVCdI NIdyTIdICs
care you the postmaster?"
"Yep."
Gimme two stamps"
"Here We are. I also sell dry goods.
groceries, hardware an collins. Need
anything of tn sort?"
"No. I'm just passing through here.
Fact is, I'm on my way to the station
now"
'"That so? I operate tn only hack
line in town. Sam, my driver, will take
yer to the depo' for a quarter. Dir
mingham Age-Herald.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1916-01-16

his alert eyes. Turning to the two pant ing officers he said, very quietly: Our work here is done. They are both dead. It is-it is the end of the Red Circle.'
 The double inquest was over. The last report was made. Max Lamar $ work of Keeping an eye" on Jim Borden was finished for all time From police headquarters he set out toward his own office. The horror oi the Red Circle tragedy was still heavy upon him. His own part in it and his narrow escape from death had left q mark on his usually steady nerve. lie was tired of gruesome mysteries He wanted something to take his mind off the event of the past two days June Travis had ask ed him to call He intended to take her at her word The girls image seemed strangely inn pressed on his heart and upon his every thought He had never felt this way 1 before about any girl. Yes, he would call. This very afternoon. "Itn be a good antidote," he told himself. It'll make me forget that hideous Red Circle. Thank the Lord I'll never have to see the damuable thing again! It's gone forever" Just then a limousine that had been drawn up beside the curb just in front of him. started off. Carelessly, Lamar glanced at it. He could not see the occupants. He had no special desire to see them.
 But he was attracted by the sight of
 woman's hand-white shapely. dainty that lay carelessly on the sash of the cars open window