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Fulton County tribune. (Wauseon, Ohio) 1883-1925, 1916-09-29
Forethouqht.

Willis-"They say Doctor Bump Is
very quick to send bill" Gillis-
Quick! He is premature. I-hap-
pened to mention % him this morning
that am going to a bachelor supper
tonight" Willis-"Yes?" Gillis-"And
this afternoon | received bill for to-
morrow mornings services. Judge.
Fulton County tribune. (Wauseon, Ohio) 1883-1925, 1916-09-29

salt solution, a teaspoonful in a pint
of water, either hot or cold. This will
wash it out quicker than you can wait
to neutralize it in some other way
Benton N. Glover, M. D.. in Good
Health.
Fulton County tribune. (Wauseon, Ohio) 1883-1925, 1916-09-29
Prosperity.

'"That mining stock 1 bought last
week has gone up three points already.
Do you think I'd better sell? 2"
Hang on to it by all means. The
price of waste paper is going up all
the time"
Fulton County tribune. (Wauseon, Ohio) 1883-1925, 1916-09-29
Save the Babies.

something rghtfu hardly
Of all the children born in civilized countries
than onshd before they fve and onehf before
they ffeenl
We do not hesitate that timely Of Castora would
these nfante deaths occasione by the Of narcotic
more less opium morphine They in considerable
concessions sickness death eaora operates exactly the but
the blood to circulate properly, the
pores of the skin and alays fever. IN //El
Caora the signature Of C%X LZ<s<
Fulton County tribune. (Wauseon, Ohio) 1883-1925, 1916-09-29
Johnnie Warned.

Mamma, may l have another piece
of pie?"
''Why. the idea, JOHNNY You know
it is said that in month a caterpillar
devours 5000 times its own weight in
food. You don't want to become a
caterpillar, do your"
Fulton County tribune. (Wauseon, Ohio) 1883-1925, 1916-09-29

for the third time that he hit him
on the head and then on the tail'' when
he discovered the minister. Then be
gulped:
And then the Lord called MIN
home!"
Fulton County tribune. (Wauseon, Ohio) 1883-1925, 1916-09-29
Of cou-ae.

M!sa Kathariue My sister INssie Ia
going 10 marry Mr.. Hill. He cones ot
a very old family, belie-a.
Mr.. Kidder-No doubt rTe Ss.an
heard people rso ,iio aIrreastr2 As
old as TIC Fil;s."
Fulton County tribune. (Wauseon, Ohio) 1883-1925, 1916-09-29
Profits in FARMING.

Not all the money in the war is
made out Of munitions. A western
Canadian farmer reports that last year
he made a profit of $37,72 on a farm.
Of which little over a section was un-
der cultivation.
Fulton County tribune. (Wauseon, Ohio) 1883-1925, 1916-09-29
Preparedness for Matrimony.

In a Connecticut town high school
for girls a washerwoman class has
been introduced To make the innova-
ton complete, a fire-building and wood
chopping course should be introduced
il the boys school.
Fulton County tribune. (Wauseon, Ohio) 1883-1925, 1916-09-29
Gallant Address

81 see where women have become
conductors Of street cars in Europe
since the war. 1 wonder how the pas
sengers address themW
Probably they call them fare
ladies'"
Fulton County tribune. (Wauseon, Ohio) 1883-1925, 1916-09-29
The Proof.

"Gullibly's son is a young man, ]
think, of great promise"
"Have you been lending him money.
too?'
Fulton County tribune. (Wauseon, Ohio) 1883-1925, 1916-09-29
Kindly WARMING.

''What do you think2 Jerry is to
have rabbits eyes grated on his own
injured ones to see with"
'"Then let me warn you In time,
Rabbits love cabbage heads, so keep
out of his sight"
Fulton County tribune. (Wauseon, Ohio) 1883-1925, 1916-09-29
In the 2i1ht Place

"There are some consistent features
IN this landscape"
"Oh, yes. l see ii brow of the hill
is just above the mo,ltn of the stream"
Fulton County tribune. (Wauseon, Ohio) 1883-1925, 1916-09-29
PO0P ENcua6.

"Dubwaite is a tolerant sort Of fel-
low. He hates to express an unfavor-
sble opinion on any subject
"Yes?"
For instance, l remarked that the
Turks were a bad lot and he said he
didn't think they were so bad, consid-
ering their geographical location"
Fulton County tribune. (Wauseon, Ohio) 1883-1925, 1916-09-29

IN OWN Bright Angel trail strag-
gle the hardy burrOs. Then
up Bright Angel trail they
scramble again. Part of the
way their saddles were empty, where
the trail clings so closely to the pre-
cipltous wall of the Grand canyon of
the Colorado that there is no room for
rider to stick on. Winding it's tor
tuous way upward, twisting about
rocks, clutching the mountainside by
inches, the trail gradually climbs the
steep ascent from the river bed of the
rushing Colorado to the heights above,
5000 feet above, mile straight up in
the blue from the dark depths of
earth's most wonderful treasure
chasm of beauty.
You have not seen America until you
have descended Bright Angel trail in
Arizona, writes Earl William Gage in
the Utica Saturday Globe.
Nowhere else on earth exists such
depression into the surface of the
earth, from 1000 to 5000 feet deep.
The canyon of the Yellowstone is tri-
fling in comparison with the Grand
canyon of the Colorado river in Ari-
zona. The great gorge is 217 miles
long, varying from 9 to 13 miles in
width, the maximum depth being g.
600 feet. Here the tourist stands II
the top of the mountain peak at the
start and to gain the victory land
must descend 5000 feet of sheer rock
Elsewhere, we stand at the foot of the
mountains and must ascend. Al
Grand canyon the rules that regulate
tourists are reversed in everything.
''The Grand Canyon of the Colorado
| is the greatest thing in the world,
says one writer. 1t is absolutely un
paralleled and its beauties and grand
eur are far beyond the grasp of the
writer or the artist. More command
ing than Yosemite or Yellowstone
more beautiful than majestic Niagara
more mysterious in it's depth than The
Fulton County tribune. (Wauseon, Ohio) 1883-1925, 1916-09-29

around you saw bits of trees and
earth and bits of human bodies blown
into the air-the most hideous sights
I've ever seen."
Fulton County tribune. (Wauseon, Ohio) 1883-1925, 1916-09-29

The man who weds an old flame Of.
ten finds that she has red-hot tenn
per.
Fulton County tribune. (Wauseon, Ohio) 1883-1925, 1916-09-29
Health Hint

Eat less meat and more fruits and
vegetables, and you will have better
health.
Fulton County tribune. (Wauseon, Ohio) 1883-1925, 1916-09-29
Requirements of Genius.

OF the three requisitions of genius,
the first Is soul. and the second soul.
and the third soul.-E. P. Whipple-
Fulton County tribune. (Wauseon, Ohio) 1883-1925, 1916-09-29

Lazy men are dead to the world. but
they remain unburied.
Fulton County tribune. (Wauseon, Ohio) 1883-1925, 1916-09-29

Wash day is smile day if you use Red
Cross Ball Blue, American made, therefers
the best made. Adv.
Fulton County tribune. (Wauseon, Ohio) 1883-1925, 1916-09-29

Luck may be a good servant, but as
a master his pay days are uncertain.
Fulton County tribune. (Wauseon, Ohio) 1883-1925, 1916-09-29
Technical Wife.

Flatbhsh-The English language has
approximately 100000 words, half of
which are of a technical nature and
rarely used.
Bensonhurst-Well my wife uses
'em ali. She's very technical, you
know.
Fulton County tribune. (Wauseon, Ohio) 1883-1925, 1916-09-29

If we ever have a woman ruler she
will advocate peace at bargain prices.
Fulton County tribune. (Wauseon, Ohio) 1883-1925, 1916-09-29

Red Cross Ball Blue, made in America,
therefore the best, delights the housewife.
All good grocers. Adv.
Fulton County tribune. (Wauseon, Ohio) 1883-1925, 1916-09-29

Money is useful as a servant, but
tyrannical as master.
Fulton County tribune. (Wauseon, Ohio) 1883-1925, 1916-09-29

Gentleman burglars think 1t Is up
to them to break into society.
Fulton County tribune. (Wauseon, Ohio) 1883-1925, 1916-09-29

Defined.
Freddie" said the teacher. "Can
you tell me the meaning of the word
dessert?"
"Sure can," replied Freddie. 'Des-
sert is the stuff you get little bit Of
for eating a whole lot Of things you
don't like"
Fulton County tribune. (Wauseon, Ohio) 1883-1925, 1916-09-29

Gard playing can't be very wicked.
as not one heart in the deck is black.
Fulton County tribune. (Wauseon, Ohio) 1883-1925, 1916-09-29
Appropriate Features.

HPPFOPFIatS FSatUFGss
This is hot-weather show"
'Then that's the reason OF so many
broilers' In the chorus"
Fulton County tribune. (Wauseon, Ohio) 1883-1925, 1916-09-29

Dallas, Tex, has 14S buildings de-
voted to the automobile industry.
The bee. (Earlington, Ky.) 1889-19??, 1916-02-18
.TOxICATION is
SELF POISONING
Few Realize Cause of This
Form of Ailment

Few realize what q great number
Of people, among those who live In
such cities ~ this, suffer auto
IntoxiOAtioA. This condition, which
has caused 20 much discussion, 10
nothing more nor less than . slow
self. poisiOning Of vital organs. II 10
the very foundation OF many all.
msntS.
When the organs become weaken
% from any sauss they are unable TO
throw on the AeeumulAtionS OF waste
matters. The putrefActiVO germs
sOon begin " get in their deadly
work and the sufferer finally 10 .
direct victim Of poisonS generated
right in his own system.
Among the common results Of this
autO.intoxicStion are iaundice, hard
cold, constipation, indigestion and
fermenting of food, biliousness, sick
headaches, dlarrhea, dizziness, pain
In the kidney region and nervous.
nesF.
Tanlac is designated especially tC
combat this condition of congestion
brought about by auto intoXlcatIon.
is properties as tonic and invig-
GRANT tend to throw of the poisOns
and to spur the organs back to need
ed efforts--In short, to clean them
and make them normal again.
To an automobiles It might be
said that Tanlac acts as a spark
plug IN the human mechanism. 1t
starts the vital engines and then
keeps them going at a properly
regulated speed.
Taulao is now Obtainable In Earl
ington aud ST. Charles at George
King & Sons, in Mortons Gap at
Ben y. Robinson and in ordihle at
The City Drug Store, where It is
being daily explained during the
constantly increasing demand.
The bee. (Earlington, Ky.) 1889-19??, 1916-02-18
Listen:

It's easy TO change the shape
and color Of unsalable brands
10 initiate the Prince Albert
tidy red tin. bat IL IL imPossibLs
40 initiate the flavor Of Prince
Albert tobaeeoi The patented
process proteets thAtl
The bee. (Earlington, Ky.) 1889-19??, 1916-02-18
No More Liquor
Ads For the New
York Tribune

10 this issue of the Bulletiniis4
sued by the Research and News
Department of the Methodist
Episcopal Church, South, and ed
tied by Rev. Clarence True Viii.
SOD, d. D., of Topeka, Kan, is
an article prominently displayed,
headed, New York Tribune will
soon cease to advertise liquor
THIS is good and the Tribune il
entitled to praise for it's action,
BUT if one of the largest daily
papers with Thousand sources
of revenue and a million sub
scribers deserves praise for dis
continuing liquor advertisements
how about the little Darlington
Bee that has struggled along for
nearly q years. never missed an
issue and never carried a liquor
advertisement Of any kind in all
its existauce Seems like the
bee" would be entitled to Eve
line reader in THE BULLETIN
The bee. (Earlington, Ky.) 1889-19??, 1916-02-18
OWEN SISK OF
ST. CHARLES
Called to His Eternal Home
Wednesday

Mr.. Owen SiSk, son of Mr.. w
T. Sisk of st Charles a we'll known
and respected citizen was called to
his eternal home Wednesday. He
had been afflicted for some time with
cancer of the throat and had been
operated on for this trouble in
Chicago last fall, but the operation
proved unsuccessful.
Mr.. Sisk was a member of the
E. w. Turner Lodge F. & A. M. of
this city and was buried under the
auspices of this lodge Friday after
noon. Mr.. Sisk leaves a wife and
two children to mourn their loss.
He was a member of the Christian
church and had the respect of all
who knew him. The bereayed fam
lily have the sympathy of their many
friends.
The bee. (Earlington, Ky.) 1889-19??, 1916-02-18
COLORED COLUMN
miss Neva Waters, EDITOR

- ~ +.
Remember the Washington Ttt
and the Slipper Contest on the -.
The following program will is
rendered in connection with the Tea
and Contest.
SonkLCbOfr.
Reeitation-JonaS Craig:
,Solo--Mrs. Beatrice King.
RecitatioD-Mrs. Irene Smith,
Solo, Miss Lucy Phelps
Recitation-David Gray.
Solo-MTS. Fl. B. Thomas.
HAddreSS-Wh caves.
Male Qpariette-Geo Edmond
and Others. y
Ham sandwiches, chicken salad
and pie viii be served free. Admis-
sion 10 cents.
To the delight of his many friend
Rev. Scott is able to be at his r t
again. He suffered several {
with a very severe attack of lagrlT
Special reels at the Conservat, =
Saturday night. Come out and .
the pictures Mrs Frazier'S ClLb
will serve refreshments
Good music at the Baptist church
Sunday. Special program at the,
P. 8. A. eome out. You are
always welConaa
A program will be rendered at th7
9. N, 3. sAUreh Sunday .afternOC 5
j at 8 O'Clock.
The bee. (Earlington, Ky.) 1889-19??, 1916-02-18
News Of the 1Own
"Good morningl Have
EOu seen The Courier?
1VaRsville's best paper"

NS6oNAAO - bOoo RoRO4s
Mr.. aud Mrs. D. A. Davidson, Of
Evansville, were in the city attend
ing the funeral OF Mrs. J. f. Baker
Thursday.
Mrs.. t. J. FeAthSrSton, Of Evans
yille, was here yesterday visiting
friends.
x. X. Knseht, 0ArtOoniSt for the
Evansville Courier, 10 in the city
today making sketches of local Poo
pie and scenes, which Will appear In
nSkt ThRrsdAy's Courier.
Man post 20 vith horse and buggy
70 sell Stock Condition Powder IN
Hopkins Oounty. Salary $40 per
month. Address . Industrial Bldg.
Indianapolis, ENdiAnA.
Mr.. Madden for twenty years q
missionary to Japan spoke TO On
Interested crowd 81 the Christian
church Sunday evening. He has
been called hons from Japan to
take part In the Men and Millions
Movement. A campaign to secure
in the next ave years one thousand
men forschrIstiSn service and five
millions OF dollars for all purposes.
NJ. B..LonR is having some inn
provements made in his store this
week. In place of the shelves OF
canned goods, glass cases will be
used, space being reserved for a
table and chairs IN the front for the
fountain trade, Fresh wall paper
will add much to the attractiveness
of this wellIkept business house.
On nextIMondsy evening at 1880
Bro. s, S.lJones of MadisonvIlle will
give a lecture illustrated with
pictures of the foreign land, at the
Christian church. No admission
will be charged.
Barnes and Company are showing
some attractive spring hats this
week.
e. b. Barnessand Mr.. Leach were
here Thursday and Friday.
Karl Fergerson of NortOnville
entered the eighth grade at the
John b. Atkinson memorial school.
Friends of e. b. Bourland, who
was formerly teacher here in the
public schools will be glad to hear
OF his being called to Minister to the
Christian church at Carlyle, KY,
with a eighteen hundred dollar
salary.
Mrs. Eugene Ceenen and children
formerlysof this place, visited her
mother, Mrs. GIasty at MOrtons
Gap.
Bryan Deal of Birmingham is here
this week.
Mrs.. Chandler and little daughter
were calledshere this week because
Of the death Of Mrs. Chambers
sister, Mrs. Baker.
Mr.. and Mrs. II. L. Browning aud
Helen spent the weekend with Mrs.
BrOwning's parents.
w. r. Viuson who was slghuv
injured last week at HCcla, rs able
TO be at work again.
The bee. (Earlington, Ky.) 1889-19??, 1916-02-18
BRO. J. S.
HAWKINS
New Minister of Christian
Church to Begin His
Work Sunday
Feb. 81

Bro. j. S. Hawkins will arrive
next Wednesday to begin his
ministry at the Christian church.
He closes a very successful work
at Princeton Sunday Feb. 20tb.
Bro. Ha wkins was not an appli-
cant for the place at darlington
but was sought by the board of
officers because of the splendid
reputation he enjoys in Kentuc-
ky his native state. A brief
sketch of his life follows which
will no doubt be OF interest to
the readers of the Bee:
Bro. ]. S. Hawkins was born
in the hills of Owen county and
being the son of a preacher has
lived in several places. How
ever, from the age of thirteen to
twenty-one he lived in Lexing-
ton. where he studied at Tran
sYlvania University, graduating
from that institution with the A.
B. degree. Then a years special
work at State University occu-
pied his attentions in matters Of
English and Philosophy. A years
post graduate work ip Leland
Stamford University of Califor-
mia, attendance at varions sum.
mer schools and constant study
at home has fitted him for the
pulpit in congregations where the
brightest culture exists. Yet
with this he is very unassuming,
at nome 10 any community and
enjoys the confidence and COM
radeship of the men and boys
wherever he is found. He has
held pastorates in California,
Old Indian Territory, Oklahoma,
Tennessee and several in Ken
lucky. In addition to this he
has done considerable evangelis-
tic work IN several states, dedi-
Gated q number of churches, is a
frequent deliverer of baccalau-
reAte addresses, and is present
and frequently a speaker at edu
OAIionAl gatherings. Bro. Haw-
kins is in favor Of every forward
movement of civilization and
deeply interested in the develop
ment Of civilization, especially
thru public institutions Of learn
ing. he 10 . passionate friend OF
the public schools. Whilo hiss
convictions are deep aud well
grounded he is not in the least
JeSuiSticAl; and grants every
man the right to his own pri-
Vate opinion. He recognizes the
pulpit as the sacred place for
proclaiming the gospel of Jesus
CHRIST and therefore does not use
it for the disparagement CT other
bodies of peoples.
With this simple introduction
of Bro. Hawkins into our midst
we are sure the people of Earl
ington will gladly welcome him
into their homes and hearts.
The bee. (Earlington, Ky.) 1889-19??, 1916-02-18
HARD CHRONIC COUGH
Made Well by Delicious vinOl

Crestline, Ohio - al contracted .
hard, chronic cough, and was weak,
nervous and run down. have a small
family of three, and it was hard for me
TO do my work. took different medi-
cines without benefit. Finally ! heard
about Vinol, and it has restored me to
health and strength, my cough is all gone
and feel fine. Mrs. ii. ii. CARLISLE.
We guarantee Vinol, our delicious cod
liver and iron tonic without oil, for
chronic coughs and colds, and for all
weak, nervous, rundown conditions.
ESQ. Bern u Muiug Co, IHcorr.-
r0ieI. Drug Department, Esrliu4-
ton, Ky.
The bee. (Earlington, Ky.) 1889-19??, 1916-02-18
Let Alex Bailey, MadisonviIle

Let Alex Bailey, MadiSonvIlle,
KY, do your Printing. Tel. pa.
Mr.. and Mrs, Otley vannoy and
son were called last week TO 6terl-
ing, ILL.,, to attend the funeral OF
Mrs. VAnnoY'S slater, Mrs. r. B.
Roscoe, who died following an oper-
alton for appendicitis.
Mrs. O. w. Martin of Evansville
10 che guest OF Mrs. Robert Fenwick.
F. d. Rash has been IN Ovens
boro this week. r.
The bee. (Earlington, Ky.) 1889-19??, 1916-02-18
Take Her on Your lap.

Take Her on Your Lap.
'"The marriage ceremony reads
have and to hold"
"WellT'
"If some men would hold their w
occasionally they'd have 'em longer
Kansas City Journal.
The bee. (Earlington, Ky.) 1889-19??, 1916-02-18
Lonaest etlIt &c.

The longest race ever run on Suits
took place from Bordeaux 70 Biarriiz
la 1898. The distance Is 3O3 miles.
New Britain herald., 1916-04-18
The Control of Cancer.
(New York Sun. )

A recent number of the Medical of measures undertaken in Ports mouth, England, for the education Of the public in the control of cancer Among these the chief element ap- pears to have been one that the Sun has constantly noticed; the impera- tive necessity or suspecting every growth or tumor as malignant and obtaining immediate opinion from l trustworthy physician with regard to it's nature.
 We have repeatedly pointed out that while no harm could result from this early attention to what appears to be an innocent growth, because of it's freedom from pain, it's removal may. in the event of it's being pro nounced malignant, save the life of the individual.
 It is gratifying to report that the city of Portsmouth has demonstrated the practical value of this precau- tionary measure. The annual report of Dr. Fraser, the Medical Officer of Health, for the year 1914 states that there were only 197 deaths from cancer in Portsm outh in that year, as compared with 230 in 1913; despite the fact that the population has been greatly increased. When the educa- tional measures were put in force in 1913 the cancer death rate of the city had for a long time been increasi l%. The statistics for 1914 are therefore the first indicating a decrease of deaths from cancer in the history of that city.
 The methods adopted by the health department included the monthly publication in the local newspapers of articles regarding cancer and the printing and distribution of a circu- lar upon this subject. Periodical lec lures were given to midWiVeS, nurses and social workers. They also offer ed eratuitiOus microscopic eXamina- tions and reports on suspected can cerous growths, in order to assist physicians in immediate diagnosis, in the case of patients who are unablc to pay for laboratory service It was discovered that the reason for delay in seeking advice was not. as is usually supposed, fear of operation, but ignorance of the nature of their disease by reason of its painlessn cSs.
 The fact that the beginning of can cer is usually not signalized by pain should be impressed upon the public with reiterated emphasis, because In the present state of our knoWledgc the most successful management of this terrifying malady is early surSi- cal removal.
New Britain herald., 1916-04-18
Overnight HOpewell.
(NeV York Press. )

While the struggle for Verdun goes on it may not be amss to go as far back of the firing lines as across the Atlantic and take a look at the town which is one year old and Is pro- ducing thousands of tons of eX- plosives for the Allies
 If the German fleet had come out from behind the notifications at Kiel and been victorious, doubtless Hope well would have sprung into exist encc just the same, and instead of providing munitions for the Allies might have been sending them to both the Central Powers and their enemies The control of the seas however, makes of Hopewell powder town for the Allies
 A year ago Hopewell, Va, was a cOrrfeld settlement with popua- tion of 200. Now it is a city with a population of 35,000, which is greater than any other city in Virginia with the exception of Norfolk and Rich mond. Land in tho third largest city Of Virginia. worth a year ago $16 an acre, is now selling for $16,0 a double building lot.
 When Bret Harte wrote of Western mining towns that grew up like m USnrOO1S over night IL was thought such a condition of affairs could never happen again in America. And yet not only is there a Hopewcl1, but it's story is duplicated at EddystOne, Remington, and, in a measure, South Bethlehem.
 Hopewell went through the swift evolution of mushroom mining towns without law, without order, wide 1yti fin ho nf the community, getting together put through a rough form of law and order. Now Hopewell is so proud of its civic righteousness that the DOW der town takes a day off to celebrate with openair festival paradcs and other functions, to which it is not ashamed to invite the governor and most of the officials of Virginia.
 Hopewell is a live demonstration of American initiative, ability and efficiency.