davidaulloa/AmericanStories huggingface dataset:
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1916-02-18

The Eagles will give a dancing par
ty this evening for members and their
ladies in the Eagle Woodman hall
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1916-02-18

The Luncheon Bridge club Is being
entertained this afternoon at the
home Of Mrs Charles 4. cole.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1916-02-18
MEMS HATS

We will close out all short
lines, broken lots, odd sizes, ETC.,
in our hat stock at prices that
you should not overlook.
$3.50 Mems Hats, good new
blocks !. ........................ $3.50
$3.50 Mems Hats, good new
blocks ............................ $3.50
The celebrated Kensington
brand.
$500 Mems Hats, your choice
for ................................ $1.95
Don't overlook this opportunity.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1916-02-18

The new rice crop pays california
$40 an acre or more tnan finest wheat
land gives. :.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1916-02-18

Mrs. Willard Bond and Mrs. W. l.
Thompson are hostesses this afternoon
at a bridge luncheon
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1916-02-18
$7.95 WOMEN'S RAIN COATS
S1,39

A very small lot, but every one
is a bargain of merit. For the
woman who drives or is out in
the weather a good deal this is a
rare bargain. Rummage Price,
S1.39.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1916-02-18

Had II not been for the heavy SHOWS
N eastern oregon. making travel ok
'remely uncertain. Bishop G. J o.
Reilly would have been one Of the
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1916-02-18

kin Roy w. Rtner and Dan p
Smythe.
The Killkare Klub last evening
held another Of its enjoyable dane
ing parties in the Eagle WOOdman
hall. Dances old and, new, were en-
joyed until II o'clock when refresh
ments were served. The last Of their
series will be held two weeks from
last evening and each couple will In
vite another couple as spsclal guests.
Mrs VIII HanscOm WAS charm
ing hostess last evening at an elabo.
rate dinner party in the Hopper Ket-
tie. Her guests were the Misses Nor.
ma Alloway Edith Johnson, Frances
and Muriel Sailing, Edna zimmerman
Lola Rogers, Lotta LivermOre and
Ella Copeland tWalla Walla).
Had II not been for the heavy snows
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1916-02-18

kin, Roy W. Rtner and Dan +
Smythe.
The Raymer enterprise., 1916-02-03
FALLING HAIR MEANS
DANDRUFF IS ACTIVE
Save Your Hair! Get rs Cent Bottle
Of Oanderine Right Now-Also
Stops itching Scalp.

Thin, brittle, colorless and scraggy
hair is mute evidence of a neglected
scalp; Of dandruff-that awful scurf.
There is nothing SO destructive to
the hair as dandruff. 1t robs the hair
Of its luster, its strength and Its very
life; eventually producing a feverish.
ness and itching Of the scalp, which
II not remedied causes the hair roots
to shrink, loosen and die-then the
hair falls out fast. A little Danderine
tonight-now-any time-will surely
save your hair.
Get rs cent bottle Of Knowltop's
Danderine from any store, and after
the first application your hair will
take on that life, luster and l4uriance
which is SO beautiful. 1t will become
wavy and fluffy and have the appear.
ance Of abundance; an incompatible
gloss and softness, but what will
please you most will be after just q
few weeks use. when you viii actual.
~ see lot of fine, downy hair-new
hair-growing all over the scalp Adv.
The Raymer enterprise., 1916-02-03
COFFEE WAS 1T.
People Slowly Learn the Facts.

"All my life l have been slave to
coffee. kept gradually losing my
health, but | used to say nonsense. it
don't hurt me-
Slowly / was forced to admit the
truth and the final result was that my
nervous force was shattered.
MY heart became weak and uncer-
tain in its action and that frightened
me. Then my physician told me that
l must stop drinking coffee or / could
never expect to be well again.
Il thought Of Postum but could
hardly bring myself to give up the
coffee.
Finally concluded that owed 1t
to myself to give Postum q trial. got
a package and carefully followed the
directions, and what delicious, nour-
ishing, rich drink it was! Do you
know, found 1t very easy to shift
from coffee to Postum.
almost Immediately after / made
the change l found myself better, and
as the days went by kept on improv.
ing. My nerves grew steady, slept
well and felt strong and well-balanced.
Now the old nervousness is gone and
/ am we'll once more"
1t pays to give up the drink that
acts on some like poison, for health
Is the greatest fortune one can have.
Name given by Postum Co., Battle
Creek, Mich.
Postum comes In two forms:
Postum cereal-the original form
must be well boiled. 15c and 25c pack.
ages.
instant postum-a soluble powder
dissolyes quickly In q cup Of hot wa.
ter, and. with cream and sugar, makes
. delicious beverage instantly. 30c and
SOC tins.
Both kinds are equally delicious and
cost about the same per cup.
There's . Reason" for Postum.
sold by Grocers.
The Raymer enterprise., 1916-02-03
HE IS GENERAL NEWTON

Fewer cases Of insanity are be-
ing received In the asylums and hos
pitfalls Of Russia today than before the
war, Notwithstanding the brain-rack-
ing experiences which hundreds Of
thousands of people of taat country
have gone through during the past
year. This indicates to niy mind that
prohibition has been great thing
for Russia"
This statement was made by DIR.
Philip Newton, formerly hospital
physician of Washington, now briga-
der general In the medical branch of
the Russian army. when on a recent
visit to his home.
Doctor Newton went to Russia
in September. 1914, Us Red Cross
surgeon. When the Red Cross with
drew its surgeons f.om the country
he offered his services to the Rus
sian government. In addition to be-
ing commissioned With a rank equiv
alent to brigad.er generalship in
The Raymer enterprise., 1916-02-03
Reminder.

Look here. said the indignant
house owner to the agent from whom
he had bought his home on the in
stallment plan. THE paneling in my
dining room Is opening up SO you can
put your finger through the cracks"
That's all right" replied the agent.
"The house is settling. And that re-
minds me. It's about time you settled
up for last months installment."
The Raymer enterprise., 1916-02-03
CHURCHILL AS A SOLDIER

Winston Churchill, who retired
from the British cabinet to resume the
army life which he loves, has been
advanced to the rank of major. As
boy. Mr.. Churchill was fond of military
study. His chief recreation in his
Harrow days was fencing. He won
the schools championship, and pass
ing from Harrow to Sandhurst he en-.
tered the Fourth Hussars. He Joined
his regiment, the Queens Own Oxford.
shire Hussars. Mr.. Churchill has had
experience in five previous campaigns.
He served with the Spanish forces
In Cuba. then with the Punjab In
fantry with the Malakand field force.
being mentioned in dispatches, after.
wards as orderly to Sir W. Lockhart
In the Tirah expeditionary force, and
later with the Twenty-frst Lancers
in the Sudan, taking part in the fa.
nous charge at Omdurman.
In the South African war he was
correspondent for the London Morn.
ing Post. The charge that he broke
He has written many military books a
The Raymer enterprise., 1916-02-03
KERN ADVISES LEWIS

Washington has been laughing
over an exchange of kilograms be-
tween Senator Lewis of Illinois and
Senator Kern of Indiana regarding the
style of dress ]. Ham should wear at
a Jackson club banquet at Lafayette,
Ind. r"-..
Although the Illinois statesman is
recognized as the arbiter and final au-
thority on all matters pertaining to
mems apparel. he sought the advice
Of the Hoosier senator. whose paint.
brush whiskers are his only sartorial
pride.
Shall I wear dress suit. or is IL
to be informal?" Senator Lewis wired.
business suit, Louis XIV neck
tie Senator Kern replied.
Before Senator Kern's telegram
reached him, Senator Lewis, becoming
impatient, wired the second time. And
Senator Kern. figuring his advice in
the first instance had not been salts.
factory, tried again in this way:
Warden necktie." Senator Lewis took
The Raymer enterprise., 1916-02-03
Safety First.

Aer6,ie felt he was safe. They were
stan Sng az the front gate.
iaM,rs you come into the parlor
ar.d little while, George, dear?"
' 10. | think not" replied George.
hesitatinglys
Il wish Su would" the girl went
on; its awful lonesome. Mother has
gone out, and father is upstairs, groan
ing with rheumatism in the legs
Both legs?" asked George.
Yes, both legs"
Then I'll come in"
The Raymer enterprise., 1916-02-03

The close connection which exists
between the heart and the kidneys is
well known nowadays. As soon az
Kidneys are diseased, arterial tension
Is increased and the heart functions
are attacked. When the kidneys no
longer pour forth waste, uremic pol
soning occurs. and the person dies and
the cause is often given as heart dis
ease. or disease of brain or lungs.
1t is a good insurance against such a
risk to send 10 cents for large trial
package of "Anuric"-the latest dis.
covery OF DR.. Pierce. Also send q
sample OF your water. This will be
examined without charge by expert
chemists at DR.. Pierce's Invalids' Ho-
tel. Buffalo, N. Y. When you suffer
from backache. frequent or scanty
urine. rheumatic pains here or there,
or that constant tired, worn-out feel
ing. It's time to write DR.. Pierce, de-
scribe your symptoms and get his
The Raymer enterprise., 1916-02-03
I'm 1r[IIl [LINl[I]Zl6[H]1l'
BIxBY ONLY SMILED

During the opening week Of the
Pan-American Scientific congress, just
at the time when the delegates seemed
to be endeayoring to impress one an.
other with the fact that they wore
European.built clothes, Brazilian en-
gineer mounted the platform at one of
the meetings. He was a fine-looking
man. with trousers that cut the air
like the prov of a million-dollar yacht,
a fine "wesscut" and an air of gran
deur Furthermore. he had the man.
ners Of Persian prince, and bowed
to General Bixby. who was chairman,
as II 1t were a coronation instead OF
a gathering to hear a discourse on the
amount Of mud that will collect In a
rainy season on the upper Nimpopo
or some other South American stream.
The splendidly tailored one uttered
a few soft Spanish phrases to General
Bixby, who bowed in return and ut
tered nothing. Then the general hand.
ed the Brazilian paper. 1t should
The Raymer enterprise., 1916-02-03
S u DDEN DEATH
Caused by Disease of the Kidneys


medical opinion. without charge-ab-
solutely free This "Anuric' of DR..
Pierces is 81 times more active than
lithia. for 1t dissolves uric acid in the
system, as hot water does sugar.
Simply ask for DR.. Pierce's Anuric
Tablets. There can be no imitation.
Every package Of "Anuric" is sure to
be DR.. Pierce's. You will find the sig
nature on the package Just as you do
on DR.. Pierce's Favorite Prescription,
the ever-famous friend to ailing
women.
Worry is a frequent cause and
sometimes a symptom of kidney dis
ease. Thousands have testified to i'm.
mediate relief from these symptoms
after using DR.. Pierce's Anuric Tablets
for the kidneys and backache.
DR.. Pierce's Favorite Prescription
makes weak women strong, sick
women well. No alcohol. Sold in
tablets or liquid.
The Raymer enterprise., 1916-02-03
Simplifed.

I'm trying to figure out way to
'enlarge the lobby of my theater." said
the manager. Its entirely too small"
why not cut out the box Officer"
suggested one of his patrons Il
haven't been able to buy ticket
there in three years. The spectators
have them ALL
The Raymer enterprise., 1916-02-03

this he decorated
While Charge hospital Key
with Princess Schahofskaya
They married January 1916 but nobewoman
died
hospital
which
in 10 al
The Raymer enterprise., 1916-02-03
Archle's Neck.

Little Willie--in small boy stories
the central figure is nearly always
named Little Willie-came running
into the house, suffering in his ex.
citement;
'Mommer," he painted, do you know
Archie Sioan's neck?"
do | know what?' asked his
mother.
do you know Archie Sloan's neck?''
repeated her offspring.
4 know Archie Sloan," answered
the puzzled parent; so suppose
must know his neck. Why"
Well" said Willie. he just now
fell into the backwater up to it.H-Sat.
urday Evening Post.
The Raymer enterprise., 1916-02-03
Up.to-Date.

How is Doctor Wombat as physi-
cian?'
Best ever. When you get exhaust
ed over bridge he prescribes dancing
as rest cure"
The Raymer enterprise., 1916-02-03
Problem Solved.

Great Publisher-We find this novel
Of yours is twice as long as it should
be.
Great Author-But l cant waste all
that material.
Great Publisher-Certainly not. Our
idea is to cut II in half and make two
novels of it.-Judge.
The Raymer enterprise., 1916-02-03

Don't be misled. Ask for Red Cross
Bag Blue. Makes beautiful white clothes
at all good grocers. Adv.
The Raymer enterprise., 1916-02-03
.PREPAREDNESSi
TO Fortify Tho System Against Grip

10 Forttfy Inc system Against GRIP
when Grip Is prevalent LAXATIVE BRoMo
QuINlNE should be taken. as this combination
Of Quinine with other Ingredients. destroys
germs. acts as Tonic and Laxative and thus
keeps the system in condition to Withstand
Gods Grip and Influenza. There is only one
"BRoMo QuiNINE." E. W. GROVES sig.
nature on box. a.c-
The Raymer enterprise., 1916-02-03

be explained that all Of the be read had first been handed to
the who dealt them by the ndee arrived the
bit puzzled but he read
beautiful Spanish Then stopped like automobile engine cough
Then stumbled his words stopped again.
Then he read Finally he placed the the table
began to explain something in rapid-fre Spanish.
directing his remarks General Bxb who made motions
everything said The Brazilian talked
Bxy bowed smiled everything all right
and wasn't day? and all that But that did not do for the Ban
slapped his excedy with his hand and began fire
Spanish
Then the audience with loud voice. who pake
follows
trouble have him the and
he is trying tell about it,
The Raymer enterprise., 1916-02-03

1t is better to hit the bull's-eye in
a short sermon than tire the sim
ner into repentance with a long one
The Raymer enterprise., 1916-02-03

A girl sometimes encourages one
man in order to make some other man
jealous.
The Raymer enterprise., 1916-02-03

It is hard to convince schoolboy
that summer vacation days are longer
than winter school days.
The Raymer enterprise., 1916-02-03

AS rule the world never sympa-
thizes with the married man whose
nose is against the grindstone.
The Raymer enterprise., 1916-02-03

Not every young man who smells Of
gasoline owns an automobile. Per.
haps he cleans his own clothes.
The Raymer enterprise., 1916-02-03

North Crandon, Wis.-sWhen l was 10 years
twins and it left me with very poor health. Icould
not walk across the floor without having to sit
down to rest and it was hard for me to keep about
and do my work. went to a doctor and he told
me had displacement and ulcers, and would
have to have an operation. This frightened me SO
much that l did not know what to do. Having
II thought would give it trial and it made me as
lwell as ever. cannot say enough in favor Of the
The Raymer enterprise., 1916-02-03

Diplomacy is often knife in the
| hands of the underhand.
The Raymer enterprise., 1916-02-03

Makes the laundress happy-that's Red
Cross Rag Blue Makes beautiful. clear
white clothes. All good grocers. Adv.
The Raymer enterprise., 1916-02-03
For Forty Years Lydia E. Pinkham's
Vegetable Compound Has Been
Woman's Most Reliable Medicine
Here is More Proof.

To women who are suffering from some form Of
woans special ills and have constant fear of breaking
down. the three following letters ought to bring hope
The Raymer enterprise., 1916-02-03

Piles Cured In to n Days
Druggists refund money II PAZO OINTMENT fails
70 cure Itching. Blind. Bleeding or Protruding
Piles. Eirst application gives relief. 6oc.
The Raymer enterprise., 1916-02-03
No Escape.

is insomnia catching?'
When the baby has it."-Boston
Transcript.
The Raymer enterprise., 1916-02-03

Selfconfidence is all right II you are
in a position to back 1t up.
The Raymer enterprise., 1916-02-03
The Fad.

The Fad.
knicker-Tired?
Bocker-Yes, was up all night
skating the baby.
The Raymer enterprise., 1916-02-03

All the good novelists are rich-in
Imagination.
The Raymer enterprise., 1916-02-03
Hawaii's output in pineapples this
year will be nearly ten million cans
Safety First.

Knicker-Wbat Is the best thing to
do in dealing with the submarine ques-
tion?
Bocker-Well, we might dry up.
The Raymer enterprise., 1916-02-03

Iawton Oka-"When began to take Lydia E. Pmkhams
Vegetable Compound seemed to be good for nothing red easily
and had headaches much of the time and irregular agan
before little child born and did wonderful amount of
good at that time never fail to recommend Lydia Pkhams
Vegetable Compound to aing because has done much
for me.-Mrs. MoCAsLAND 900 Have St, Iawton Okla
The Raymer enterprise., 1916-02-03

II you must knock, get out into the
middle of a 40-acre lot before you
swing your hammer.
The Raymer enterprise., 1916-02-03

Vegetable Compound to ailing women because it h
for me"-Mrs A l. MoCAsLAND, 509 Have St, La,
From a Grateful Massachusetts Woman.
Roxbury, Mass.-aI was suffering from infam-
nation and was examined by physician who found
My symptoms were bearing down pains, backache,
and sluggish liver tried several kinds of medi-
cine; then was asked to try Lydia +. Pinkham's
Vegetable Compound. 1t has cufed me and am
pleased to be in my usual good health by using it
and highly recommend it."-llrs. B. NJ OsGooD,
Haynes Park Roxbury, Mass.
IF you want special advice write to Lydia
e. Pinkham Medicine Co. (cOnfidentiaD Lynl
letter will be opened, read and answered by u "
in strict confidence.
The Raymer enterprise., 1916-02-03

On the Diamond,
Dorothy-You say IL was their dia-
mond wedding?
Marion-Yes; they were married in
the baseball park.
The Raymer enterprise., 1916-02-03
Testimony from Oklahoma.

Pnkham remedies. Mrs. MAYME AsBAcH North Cra
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1916-02-16
Hair Often Ruined
BY Washing With Soap

Soap should be used very carefully, II
you want to keep your hair looking its
best Most soaps and prepared sham
poos contain too much alkali. This
dries the scalp. makes the hair brittle,
and ruins it.
The best thing for steady use is just
ordinary mHlsified cocoanut oil (which
is pure and greasessss). and is better
than the most expensive soap or any
thing else you can use.
One or two teaspoonfuls viii cleanse
the hair and scalp thoroughly. Simply
moisten the hair with water and rub It
in. 1t makes an abundance OF rich,
creamy lather. which rinses out easily.
removing every particle Of dust. dirt,
dsndruff and excessive Oil. The hair
dries quickly and evenly, and it leaves
the scalp soft. and the hair fine and
silky, bright, lustrous, fluffy and easy
to manage.
You can get mulsified cocoanut oil ct
any pharmacy, it's very cheap. and q
few ounces will supply every member
Of the family for months.-Adv.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1916-02-16
Bedtime Story For the Little Ones
wggly and Mother Hubbard"
By HOWARD B. GARIS

'And isn't there anything else IN
the house to eat, Mother Hubbard!
the dog asked. I'm so hungry
There isn't, I'm sorry to say" she
answered But I'll go to the baker
to get YOU some bread"
And when you come back you Will
think / am dead said the dog quickly.
I'm look so, anyhow" he went on,
for ] am so hungry. Isn't there any
way of getting. me anything to eat
without going to the bakers? 1 don't
care much for bread, anyhow"
How would o5,i you like a piece OF
Of a sudden, as he walked in Mother
Hubbard's house. Excuse me-" said
the bunny uncle. but could not help
hearing what your dog said. / know
how hard it is to be hungry and 1
have an orange cake in my basket It
is for Dr. Postum but / am sure he
would be glad to have your dog have
aThat is very kind Of you" said
Mother Hubbard
And I certainly would like orange
cake spoke the dog.
Then you shall have it," said Uncle
Wiggily, opening the basket He set
the orange cake on the table. and the
dog began to eat it. and Mother Hub
bard also ate some, for she was hungry.
too, and, what do you think2 Before
Uncle Wiggily, or any one else knew
il, the orange cake was all gone eaten
"Oh, see what we have done!" cried
Mother Hubbard, sadly. I'VE have eaten
all your cake, Uncle Wiggily. I'm sure
we did not mean to, but with a hungry
dog
pray do not mention it," said the
rabbit gentleman politely. I know just
how il is. ] have another orange cake
of my own at home. I'll go get that
for DR.. Possum. He won't mind which
one he has"
NO. ] can't let you do that" spoke
Mother Hubbard. You were too kind
to be put TO all that trouble Next
door to me 4ives Paddy kafSe, the baker
man. III have him bake you a cake
as fast as he can, and you can take
that to DIT. Possum. How viii that
do2"
"Why. that viii be just fine," said
Uncle Wiggily. twinklinG his pink nose
at the dog, who was licking up the
last Of the cake crumbs with his red
tongue.
So mother hubbard went next door,
where lived Paddy Kake, the baker.
And she said to him:
Paddy Kake, Paddy Kake, baker man,
Bake me cake as fast as you can.
Into IL please put a raisin and plum,
And mark 1t with d. p. for DR.. Pos
sum"
81 viii" said Paddy Kake. III do
it right away"
And he did, and as soon as the cake
was baked Uncle Wiggily put il in the
basket where the orange one had been.
and took IL to DR.. Possum, who was
very glad to get it. For the raisin
and plum cake was as good as the
orange one Mother Hubbard and her
dog had eaten.
So you see everything came out all
right after all, and if the cork doesn't
pop out of the ink bottle and go to
sleep i'm the middle of the white bed
spread, I'll tell you next about Uncle
Wiggily and Little Miss Muffet
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1916-02-16

cents in cash. The money belonged
TO the church. and to keep things
straight, lobe demanded a receipt from
the highwaymen.
Miss Hostetter Hooks has had some
gold put in one of her front teth and
is now prepared to sing solos on short
notice.
Poke Easzley says the more civili-
cation we have the more complaints
we viii hear about fleas. He says
when he was a boy, nobody paid any
An owls nest has been found in the
postoffice. As these birds do not build
their nests in public places, it is be-
iieyed this is some other kind of a
birds nest.
Atlas Peck has traded for a dog to
be used for a companion until he can
get a wife.
. Sidney Hooks says he viii bet a lot
OF money rusted during the recent damp
Raj Barlow has received his new
self-winding watch he recently ordered
1t is not much different from any other.
it himself
The Dog Hill preacher requests us
to announce in his behalf that all who
intend to hear him preach next Sunday
morning must walk across the field
TO keep out of the mud. lobe Moseley's
attention is especially directed to this,
as he has been in the habit Of breaking
up the sermon every sunday by waiting
until he gets inside the church be-
fore he begins to stamp the mud Oft
his feet
Sidney Hooks has contracted the
/ habit of Whistling in his sleep. He
IS a fine whistler, and regrets that
o he is never awake to hear himself.
Washington Hocks's house caught on
lire Tuesday night, and he escaped in
his night clothes, but fortunately no
one saw him.
Tho blind man Of the Calf Ribs
. nelghbOrhood has been swindled again
Luke Mathewsla sold him a sack of
| Wormy hickory nuts yesterday
The deputy constable is having Bat
| smith to make him a barrel OF his
/ celebrated Moonlight Reel whisky,
which Is TO be used subject to the ac-
ton of the Democratic primary this
J summer
SIM Flinders has snapped his cook
4 stove for three nice rabbit dogs.
\ mule was left hitchCd at the post
olLice the other morning, and remains
uhc9iled for. The postmaster says n
II rs not called for I'm ten DAYS lie win
| forward same to Washington.
The steps leading into the Wild