Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1916-03-12

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the grass so that the visitors could
get every possible opportunity to have
a good time.
Now don't get excited. ladies' I'm
not running the colonel for any office.
So far ms ! know he's not a candidate
for any. ! Just don't want you to
forget that IN throwing bouquets 10
those responsible for the success Of
tho recent high iinBs you shouldn't
overlook the man who had more TO
do with 1t than anybody else.
Nr@
Jerry--I have traced my an
ccstry back to an Irish king.
Pat--Sure that's aisy. What
chanst has a dead man to defend
/ himself 2--Ilyerpoo Mercury.
7 AAe
THE WEARY ROAD.
And now the long, weary road that
stretches from here towards Easter
lies before u.s. and there's no telling
how this page Is going to get filled
from now until that time, and it'll
affair for a few friends and for
Heavens sake don't put anything
about II In the paper" and what's a
poor girl going 20 do In case like
that2 If the Grass Widow doesn't
come TO my relief with column or
two each week I'm afraid I'll have
TO pun down the blinds ana turn out
the lights.
10 be sure there's the Elks' bazaar
next week, and wen drain that cup
for all there IS IN il and then squeeze
the cup for more. but that's just one
week out OF six, and the other five
are about as dun gray in prospect
rs any that ever appeared on the
calendar But nil desperanduml You
never can tell what's Just around the
corner. Anyhow, the Elka are going
TO put on something that will keep
as talking for "a long time to come.
SO wen make the best OF the situation
that wo can.
Tho modern girls idea OF
real hero" is getting to be lust
a plain, everyday man who pays
his rent, keeps his hair cut, does
his work and loves his own wife.
REINFORCED CONCRETE.
Scientists have definitely deter
mined that II Is possible for skull
10 DO constructed Of something harder
than bone
Everybody that knows Pandora
knows that she is o woiking goil. and
that she has 70 have the stuff for
her page all up on Friday night so
the printers can set it on SATURDAY
This fact has been advertised SO often
that II has long since ceased TO be
novelty
And got there are some folks who
don't get the idea.
The Thirty club gave dance
last Monday night Due to the in
difference OF the committee having
the affair in charge no details OF
the affuir had been received up TO
AN early hour Saturday morning.
Al that / am convinced that Il was
"a perfectly good dance and that every
body, or nearly everybody. had Il good
time.
He's so reckless he's always
taking chances.
"Oh do send him to our charity
bazaar. Baltimore sun.
zee
Mrs, MMIIIlI5N'S RECEPTION.
The reception given by Mrs A. r
McMillon Wednesday afternoon for
The visiting ladies' OF the stocltmen's,
convention was one OF tho really bril-
liant affairs of the week. Pink roses
were used Iva pr0iuslon III tho beau
ttNiJ 20 tag So l.
south Walter street and It's deeura-
tive scheme was particularly effec-
tive.
Receiving the guests with the host
css were Mrs w. G. Mcdonald of
( Santa Fc, Mrs. j. II Nations. of III
Paso. Airs r. r.. Pollock and Mrs
Frank A HubbcM About the rooms
90 entertain the guests were Mrs
Felix lester Mrs Margaret Medlef
Mrs Thomas Ross Mrs Pitt Ross
Mrs Sol Weller Mrs. Laurence T..
Lee and Miss katherine McMilieu.
Tho dining table artlstieally arr
ranged with pink roses and refresh
mcnis OF the same hue, was pre-
sided over hy Mrs w. 5. Honewer
with four charming Young ladies' IN
white as assistants They we're Miss
lorna Lester. Miss Florence Weller.
Mlas Rcoccca llorncr ana Miss Bette
Aruot
( she--Aiy first husband was n
drummer
He-What happened to him?
She--Ho beat it,
/ MRS. HOW DI.N'S TEA.
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