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Rogue River courier. (Grants Pass, Or.) 19??-1918, 1916-02-13
CLAIMED THE SHIP
Marc Thought He Was Eligible to
Command a Cruiser.
AN OLD TIME NAVAL PRANK.
The Shabby Trick That Was Played
Upon Patriotic Greek eoiisrma aker
by Some OF Uncle Sans Sailors With
Whom Hs Had Shipped.

by Some OF Uncle Sans Sailors With
Whom Hs Had Shipped.
"A number OF years ago the cruiser
ON which was serving shipped boil.
ermaker while we were ON the Medi
terranean station" said retired petty
officer Of the navy. Our former boil.
ermaker's time expired while we were
~ Gibraltar. and as he was not in good
physical shape he wasn't re-enllsted,
but took his discharge and returned TO
the United States by mail steamer 80
the ship was shy u boilermaker. very
important and necessary petty officer
down below In the engineers depart.
mcnt. and when the ship pulled Into
Naples harbor the chief engineer went
ashore to see II be couldn't dig up a
boilermaker.
There was u clause In the enlist
ment regulations permitting command.
Ing officers to ship necessary men on
foreign stations In short handed emer
gencies. The chief engineer brought
back to the ship Greek named Char.
lie Marc The man couldn't speak any
English TO speak OF. but he was q
good man at the boilermaking bust.
ness, and be was duly shipped aboard
OF us for three years, He was wild.
hairy looking lot Marc was, and he
got good deal OF a laugh al the
hands Of the crew. especially the
younger fellows. from the time he FIRST
came over the side.
MARC thought that there wasn't any
other country on the map except
Greece. and after he got hold OF enough
English to make himself understood he
used TO take some Of the young appren.
tice boys up into the eyes OF the ship
aud tell them, with many gesticula.
tions nnd furious words, Of the differ.
ent kinds of tar Greece could knock
out of Turkey
THE ship was around on the Pacific
station when the war broke out be
tween Greece and Turkey. When the
news OF the outbreak Of the war got to
Marc. our bollermaker, he nearly had
heart disease and n whole lot Of other
sudden things from pure excitement
He just couldn't hold himself In. he
looked so tickled.
Ida Greek man villa bin, bin, bin,
da Taurka man. was Charlie Maro's
way Of putting Il, and he didn't see
that the Turk had ghost Of a show,
All hands forward encouraged him In
the belief. They all ncquiesced In ex.
pressing the belief to Marc that Greece
would simply cut Turkey up. Then a
bo'sun's mate who knew how 10 crack
the most impossible Jokes with q face
as solemn and wooden us an Indians
took Charlie IN hand and told him some
things He told Marc that the United
States was SO much In sympathy with
Greece IN the struggle with Turkey
that the navy department had decided
to turn over all OF the ships Of the
American navy 10 Greek commanders
"'Herc's Il chance for you, Marc.
the bu'sun's mate told Marc, You Just
want 10 work your edge Here you are
already shipped on this cruiser, and It's
Rogue River courier. (Grants Pass, Or.) 19??-1918, 1916-02-13
NJ. T.. Church South

NJ. u. Church South
The usual services win be held al
tho NJ. Il. church south,
Sunday school at 10 a, m.
Preaching at II o'clock.
Evening song service and short
sermon at 1880 .. m.
Come. let US worship the Lord. A
cordial welcome TO all.
G. A. Taggart. Pastor,
Newman NJ. u. Church
Preaching al II n, m, and 1890
Rogue River courier. (Grants Pass, Or.) 19??-1918, 1916-02-13
yited TO attend the services and to
visit the reading room.

Salvation Army
Sunday school at 2:30 p. m.
Y. p. l.. at 6;30 .. m.
Salvation meeting at o'clock.
Meetings during the week on Tues
day. Wednesday. Friday and satur-
day nights. at O'clock.
A hearty welcome awaits you at
any or all OF these services.
Th0s. H. Mitchell. Capt.
Officer in Charge.
Rogue River courier. (Grants Pass, Or.) 19??-1918, 1916-02-13
First Church Of Christ scientist

First Church Of Christ Scientist
Christian Science services are held
every Sunday. in the W. o. w. hall.
at II a, m. Wednesday evening meet
ings at s o'clock. The subject for to-
day Is Soul" The reading room Is
open daily from 2 TO y. m, except
Sunday. The public is cordially in
Rogue River courier. (Grants Pass, Or.) 19??-1918, 1916-02-13

PreaehIng al u a. N. ana 7:aO
Rogue River courier. (Grants Pass, Or.) 19??-1918, 1916-02-13

Flagstaff. Ariz., Feb. 12.-Peeping
through the Lowell observatory tele-
scope, astronomers ascertained that
dts frosty weather now on Mars.
Rogue River courier. (Grants Pass, Or.) 19??-1918, 1916-02-13
THE HOT AIR CORNER


AT the Courier ONCE
Met an intimate friend
OF mine,
And asked him
To see
II i wouldn't
Find out
Who IL was
That stuck Doc Reddy up
For breakfast
And seat
In the Pullman,
And to write
Something about George
And his paper
And Medford--or anything.
And when
He asked me,
I said,
I won't do 1t,
Because
! like Medford,
And George,
And I'm acquainted
With the Army set
Over there
Colonel Minis,
Colonel Tou velle,
And SUCH
And they've
Been nice to me;
And. besides, ~
know
What a perfectly sweet.
Even disposition
George has
And he's accommodating, too,
And everything.
And. besides,
His health
Is all run down
Worrying
About the little fish
At Ament Dam.
And / also know
That Medford
Dotes on Doc,
And his schemes,
And his lunches,
And that they
Could have had
Docs railroad
And the sugar factory,
II they'd wanted them
But they didn't.
Because
They don't like SCOT.
And noise. and beet SMELLS
Only apple smoke.
And, anyway,
They don't want
The place
All mussed up;
And, besides,
They're busy
With apples and things.
However,
Never mind that.
I'm sorry
George got sore
About
The bull factory.
And I don't seA why
He should think
That Grants Pass
Wants everything.
Because. we don't.
We want
Medford
To have her rights.
And it's right,
And we know it,
And we're willing to admit
That there's only
One man
In the Rogue River Valley
Who can put up
A bull factory.
And that's
Colonel Munday,
And he lives
In Medford, "a
And he told Doc
He had It
All fixed for Medford.
And we're glad
That Medford
Is coming
Into her own,
And will have
A factory, too.
And now we all
Feel fine,
And everything.
N. TT.
Flagstaff. Ariz., Feb. 12.-Peeping
through the Lowell observatory tele-
cope, astronomers ascertained that
IS frosty weather now on Mars.
Rogue River courier. (Grants Pass, Or.) 19??-1918, 1916-02-13

Nomination petitions at the Courier
Office.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1916-04-08
BURGLAR CONNOISSEURS
LIKE SATTERLEE SILVER
Discriminating Crooks Also
Choose Some Tracy Tapestries.

Highland Falls, y. Y, April -
Burglars who had became connoisseurs
of tapestries or connoisseurs who had
turned burglars. just which is not yet
known, descended upon the unoccupied
homes of Herbert l.. Satterlee, son-in-
law of the late J. 7. Morgan, and Mrs.
Jennie Bigelow Tracy early this
morning with an automobile.
How far they succeeded is not GER
tain, as the two families have not yet
calculated their losses. II is known,
however, that many valuable rugs and
hangings were removed from the
Tracy home after all of the furnish
ings had been examined. More loot
would have been removed but for the
arrival of a fatchdog that left the
caretaker's house. and, boiling through
window opened by the burglars,
drove them off.
At the Satterlee home the burglars
confined their efforts to the careful
selection of costly silver and cut glass.
All had been examined, but only the
hest taken.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1916-04-08
AMERICAN AVIATOR
WINS A BARONESS
Lieutenant Marburg, Flying for
Britain, to Bring Home Bride.

tBy Telegraph 70 The Tribune,
Baltimore, April 7.-Lieutenant
Theodore Marburg, jr., Of the Royal
British Flying Corps, son Of Mr. and
Mrs. Theodore Marburg. Of Baltimore,
who Is now on furlough and awaiting a
ship to bring him home. is to marry
the Baroness Gesselle de Navario, a
member of one of the oldest families
in Belgium. This announcement was
made to-day by Mrs. Marburg, follow
ing the receipt Of a cable dispatch
from her husband, ex-United States
Minister to Belgium. Mr.. Marburg, his
sen and his bride-to-be are In London.
The cable dispatch received by Mrs.
Marburg read: "Ted now out OF dam
ger. Announce his engagement to the
Baroness Gesselle de Vavario."
Mrs. Marburg said the ceremony
would probably be performed in Eng
land before her husband. son and the
baroness sail for this country. They
had intended TO sail on the steamer
Nordham, Of the Holland-AmerIca Line,
last Saturday, but the vessel did not
sail. and II is understood will not leave
before April ~.
Lieutenant Marburg is on his way
here 20 recuperate from injuries sus-
tanned when his aeroplane fell in
Northern France. He was in a hospital
for months, at times at the point OF
death. To save his life it was neces-
sary to amputate ono of his legs.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1916-04-08

NICHOLAS MURRAY BUTLER,
ELON r. BROWN. delegate.
JAMES A. BURDEN, JR., alternate.
FRANCIS s. BANGE. alternate.
CORNELIUS n. BLISS, alternate.
OTTO BANNARD. delegate.
CHARLES II. BELTS. Lyons.
JESSE BRAYTON, Utice.
J. d. BASHFORD, Lyons.
SAMUEL II. BEACH, Rome.
EDWARD c. BLUM, Brooklyn.
CHARLES L. BUSH. Essex County.
JOSEPH II. CHOATE.
ALFONSO T. CLEARWATER,
Kingston.
r. FULTON CUTTING.
GEORGE CROMWELL, delegate.
]. c. CURTIS, Albion, delegate.
HENRY NJ. DAVIDSON.
CHAUNCEY VI. DEPEW, delegate.
CYRUS DUREY. Fulton County.
ISRAEL T. DEYO. Binghamton.
JAMES c. EGBERT.
LOUIS W. EMERSON, Warren
County, delegate.
SAMUEL ". FAIRCHrLD.
WILLIAM d. GUTHRIE.
The Right Rev. DAVID II. GREER.
s. ". GRIFFITH. Palmyra.
JOB L. HEDGES, delerate.
ALEXANDER j. HEMPHlLL.
JOHN HENRY HAMMOND.
JOHN J. KNEWITZ. TIE Bronx.
THOMAS A. KIRBY, Albion.
L. F. LOREE.
GATES ". M'GARRAGH.
CHESTER r. M'LAUGHLlN, Port
Henry.
JOHN G. MlLBURN.
II. c. VAUDEVILLE. Elmira.
ARTHUR II. MASTEN.
LOUIS ". MARTIN, Clinton.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1916-04-08
GIRL CONVALESCES
FROM BROKEN NECK
Daughter of !. II. Chase Hurt
Diving at Port Antonio.

Miss Marjorie S. Chase, daughter of
Irving II. Chase. head of the Waterbury
Clock Company, lies in the Polytechnic
Uosnital recovering from broken
neck.
Sne wa. diving in shallow water nt
Port Antonio, Jamaica, on March 27,
and struck her head on the bottom.
Physicians found she had frtctured her
fourth cervical vertebra.
Mr.. Chase brought his daughter back
10 the United States as quickly as pos
able She was taken TO the Polytechnic
Hospital as soon as the verdict reached
New York. There, IL was said laS
night. she is recovering rapidly.
There is no doubt that she viii get
we'll" one Of the doctors said. She
ia in excellent condition. Her robust
physique kss saved her life"
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1916-04-08
CARRANzA DENIES
GIVING LINES USE.
Mexican Cabinet Fails to
Act on Question of U. S.
Utilizing Roads.

Queretaro, Mexico. April THE
Mexican government has not given the
American government permission TO
use Mexican railways for any purpose
whatever" said General Csndido Agui-
lar. Mexican Minister Of Foreign Rela-
tions. after a meeting of the Csrrsnza
Cabinet to-day.
At the meeting General Csrranza and
his advisers discussed notifications
suggested by the United States in the
recent proposals for an agreement for
crossing the frontier between the
United States and Mexico by the armed
forces Of the respective governments
The latest proposals Of the Washington
State Department were received here
yesterday, having been sent BY Elesio
Arredondo, Mexican Minister Designate
to the United States.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1916-04-08
ON SIMLA,
SUNK BY U-BOAT
Seaman from N. Y. Reported
Aboard-Four Ships Struck.

London. April THE British steam
shin Simla, Of 1854 tons gross, has
been sunk. Eleven members OF the
Asjatic crew were drowned. The rest
were saved.
The simla, which belonged to the
Peninsular and Oriental steamship
line was 49O feet long and was ouii'
at Greenock in 1894. -,
In addition, four other SHIPS al
small ones, were sunk or damaged by
tornedoes during the day. Two Du'ch
steamers-the Emdijk, from Baltimore
for Rotterdam, and the HijndiJk' from
oortland for Rotterdam-were reported
damaged.
Mrs. Arthur Murphy, OF 4zS has'
Figbtietb Street, says she is the sister
in-Isw of Edward Medallion, twenty
eight wears old, a boatswain, and the
sister Of Jeremiah Murphy, twenty
igbt. a seaman, both Of whom were re-
,orted aboard the Simla.
Both men were born in Ireland she
said. and Murphy had taken out MS
naper declaring his intention to become
citizen Of this country.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1916-04-08

JOHN II. MOFFATT. Plattsburg.
EUGENE II. OUTERBRIDGE.
JOHN PARMENTER. Geneva.
CHARLES A. PEABODY.
HENRY S. PRITCHETT
EDMUND PLATT, Pouehkeepsie.
WILLIAM A. PRENDERGAST,
Brooklyn. delegate.
CHARLES b. ROGERS, Utica.
RUSH RHEES. Rochester.
The Rev. KARL IRELAND.
Congressman K. b. SANFORD.
HENRY L. STIMSON, delegate.
JOHN A. SLEICHER. Troy.
GEORGE r. SHELDON, delegate.
CHARLES II. SABIN.
JAMES R. SHEFFIELD, delegate.
FREDERICK STRAUSS.
ISAAC n. SELIGMAN.
FrNPY ". SAGE. Albany, delegate.
SEVRYN b. SHARP, Kingston.
f. G.. STALEY. Albany, delegate.
HOMER SNYDER, Herkimer, dele
gate.
THUMAS THATCHER.
PAY TOMKINS. Elmira.
WILLIAM II. TRUESDALE.
janis ". WADSWORTH, JR., Liv-
ingston County, delegate.
BEEKMAN WINTHROP, Nassau
County.
BRONSON WINTHROP.
ALBERT II. WIGGIN.
SAMUEL WALLlN, Amsterdam, del
egate.
WILLIAM WATSON, Warsaw, dele
gate.
WILLIAM WILLIAMS.
GEORGE w. WHITEHEAD, Niagara
Falls.
FRANK s. WITHERBEE, Essex
County.
T.. stage WITHIN.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1916-04-08
so s RESCUES PAIR
FROM MOLASSES OCEAN
She Falls In-So Does Man VINO
Tried to Get Her Out.

When Frank Timmons, driver Tor 'he
New York City Cake Baking Company
let fall the barrel he was unloading
from his wagon in front Of 1888 Third
Avenue last night, the surrounding
scenery Immediately took on a Biblical
ssnect. II became land flowing NOT
with milk and honey, but with goou
New Orleans molasses.
Into this mess, which spread TWO
inches thick over the pavement, MISE
Margaret OLeary, Of 226 East Twenty
sixth Street. trpped light-heartedly
and sat down. She tried TO get up,
but found herself anchored. Then she
lifted up her voice in lamentatlon.
Timmons, knowing from experience
that molasses is sticky, hung about the
outskirts OF the pool, but attempted
no rescue.
While he was offering her good ad-
vice. a youthful passerby sprang TO the
assistance Of the lady in distress, and
tucged and tugged until he had pulled
her 70 her feet. Miss 0Lesry left the
payement so suddenly that he lost his
balance and fell, dragging Miss O'Leary
down into the gluey pool second
time.
Timmons opined mournfully that the
only way for them to escape would be
bv the aid OF construction gang,
which might pry loose the pavement
and bear item away upon it. but the
marooned pair sent a vocal S o S into
the Silly night and Patrolman Sheehsn
appeared. With plank he rescued
first the woman and then the man.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1916-04-08
Carranzistas' InaCtiOn
Taken as a TurndOWn

Washington, April 7.-Carranza has
definitely turned down President Will
sons request for use by the punitive
expedition OF the Mexican Northwest
ern Railroad, officials inferred tonight
when told that no action had been
taken at the meeting Of the Mexican
Cabinet to-day. The State Department
sent another urgent message to the
First Chief last night, and il is as
sumed this reached Queretaro before
the meeting.
There remains the hope that some
nroyision for the use of the road may
be made in the protocol now being dis
cussed between the two governments.
By that time, however, II IS SAID per
mission will be Of little value, as the
army will be adequately supplied with
motor transportation.
An encouraging feature of the cam
raign was found to-day IN reports 10
both State and War departments indi-
eating actual cooperation between the
American and Mexican government
troops. News from the border was TO
the effect that the Americans had pene-
trated as far south as Cienegulliss,
near Satevo. A dispatch from Ameri-
can Consul Letcher. at Chihuahua
through General Bell, reported an en-
gagement at Cieneguillas on April be,
tween Carranza troops under General
Gavazos and fifty Villa bandits, In
which the outlaws lost ten killed and
Mr. fetcher also confirmed reports Of
the fight April / between 10th Cavalry
Viz 'GEp hand AZ Aguas Calientes, in which
between thirty and forty outlaws were
'Se Secretary Lansing again issued a
torr,al denial to-day that any reques,
for with drawal of the American troops
from Mexico had been received from
CarranZa.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1916-04-08
TEUTONS KILL WOMAN
AS SPY, SAY BELGIANS
Accused Said to Have Been Shot
After Court Martial.

Amsterdam, Holland, April The
assertion is made by the Echo Beige
that Miss Gabrielle Petit, Of Moien-
beck, Belgium, has been put to death
by Germans after trial by court mar
tial on a charge OF treason. II Is al
legged she conducted an information bu-
reau in the interest Of Germsny's
enemies.
The newspaper also states that Louise
de Bettignies, Of Lille, has been SEN
fenced TO death, but that the sentence
has been commuted 10 imprisonment
for life.
Another woman, Marie van Moutte;
the newspaper says, has been sentenced
TO IMPRISONMENT for fifteen years
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1916-04-08
LEV r.I,n.ph % me- Tnoune.I


Ygrt Jervis, n. Y, April 7.-"l came
avav determined to paddle my own
canoe"
With one simple sentence pretty
twenty-year-old Alma Fuller Myers,
who disappeared from her home in East
Orange a week ago and has ever since
been sought by her distracted parents
and by the police of New York and Jer-
sey City, explained her action when
she was found here early this evening
at the Wickham boarding house, IL
Broome Street.
All the innocent egotism OF youth
stood ont in the words of the girl who
had run away from home where sne
was a petted. only child. Tomorrow
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1916-04-08
THIS BUSY DUCK LAYS
A NEW EGG RECORD
Her 325 in 343 Days Beats Lady
Eplantine.

Verona. y. j., April LADY hgian-
.;,e must look to her laurels-and her
eggs. A duck named Peggy during 'ne
mast s43 days has laid S25 eggs when
beats Lady Eglantine's record ior d
whole year by 10.
Peggy is the property of Mrs H. T.
panis,er the wife Of the shoe manu-
facturer. and was destined to grace tne
table two years ago but
Peggy had such winning way as sne
r.ddIed about from the pond to the
.oon that Mrs. Bsnister took her as d
pet ,,s..r. companion, Bick,
are both Rouen ducks.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1916-04-08
HORACE MANN BOYS
RATTLESHIP RECRUITS

Horace Mann School has ., enlls..a
~ the service Of Marjorie otriiet;Sii tliea;i
Tbrough the hcadmaster' 's nt
p,ettvman. S17l0 has oeen sem'
sro,o the boys OF that insti'utIon'
NJ" III p,ettvman IL leading expo
-, of outdoor life for schooiooyS'
The letter read:
Horace Mann School Tor noSs'
fieldston,
West 246th street, New ioinh III.
,a,,y one of the boys CLUBS
4, IN. Horace Mann Schoo' io' po
.ommended that our schooi man
onntribution to the battiesn'p
md am glad to inclose ch.tn
sl7 the contribution oi '"o
M,n,.cs IT, Mann School for BOYS.
Yours very truly.
VIRGIL PRETTfMAN.
Headmaster.
davis story of Marjories Dat
..uk,n xill be found on page b.
Total received from IT'D o., ~
une readers. ...'.,.'.
Total reported from o'ne' ,o,,t,
newspapers on hpri' L. ''''
49,, .S13,73s.49
Number of contributors 10 .ass
The Tribune. ..''
Nnmber Of contributors 10
other newspapers mt last s,,s,
report april D..''.''' o''"D-
I01.76s
Other newspapers hnnannn nan.tiv, %
,,nd report 10 The Tribune "eeS'''
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1916-04-08

she was 20 become domestic servant
here, merely to demonstrate her ability
TO paddle her own canoe" She want
ed to be Independent, and it did not
occur 20 the unthuking Smiles" that
the police Of two cities were chasing
frutless clews and that her heart
broken father and mother believed her
dead. while she was making her expert
ment. This was her one reason, this,
and a childish flare Of temper against
a recent rcproof of her parents. and
the fact that young man of Orange
whom she did not like was paying her
attention"
whenever | went out he was always
Continued on page 9, column
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1916-04-08
WadsWOrth Takes Lead;
Tanner To Be DepOsed

hsns - depose Frederick {. Tanner
a. chairman Of the Republican state
b'mmittee and name Senator Charles
y. Nieks, u Oneida, in his place wef"
Perfected a. = conference in the rooms
" United States Senator James W
"a1sTorth in the Hotel Manhattan las,
'shi The state committee will meet
. noon to-day Lafayette Is. Gleason
~ be reelected secretary. william
names controlled the conference, inc
Continued on psEs 4. column
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1916-04-08
General CavaZOs Reports Ten
Outlaws Killed i'm Fight
South of SateVO.
FUGITIVE AT LA BOQUILLA;
COLONEL BROWN IN PURSUIT
Army Men at Border Regard Outlook for
Capture of Quarry Brighter
Than Ever.
From a staff Correspondent Of The Tribune.)

FL Paso Mexico April 7-Francisco Villa tonight is be-
eved to be racing toward Para with least detachment
of American troops close behind him.
The bandit leader was located definitely at La Boquia
vve miles southeast of Satevo and about the distance
north of Parra in code message received from Torreon
In the event this proves correct army here
ser that the prospects for the capture of the outlaw
brighter than at any since the punitive expedition crossed
the border into Mexico.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1916-04-08

A reporter set out yesterday after
noon to find Mr.. Mcguire. He was at
home. Like many good Brooklynite
at this time Of year, he wos busy lay
ing out a garden in the rear OF his
house. Wearing overalls ard smoking
an old corncob pipe, he locked mighty
unbishoplke.
"I'ye come 70 congratulate you, Mr..
Mcguire, on your selection as presid-
ing bishop" said the visitor.
Without looking up, Mr. Mcguire
drove another peg, being careful to put
down his hatchet within easy reach as
the visitor went on:
"Have you always been Mormon y
Have | always been q WHAT"
blazed Mr.. Mcguire. Young man, III
have YOU know But he stopped,
short of breath, TO look at the dispatch
the reporter had thrust at him. Then
ne smiled.
MY friend" he said, "Im sixty years
old. I've been in this country hfty
Years, and I'm an Irish Roman Catholic.
I'm married and have hne wlle
wife-and wouldn't be Mormon for
the world. Oh. the takers! Thisll put
me in bad, sure. How'm / goin' to
have the face TO tell Father Hickey
good morning OF a Sunday"
The visitor couldn't guess, and Mrs.
Mcguire was called.
@D'ye hear that" demanded Mr.
uaquire. Of Mrs. Mcguire. I'm to be
a Mormon. You may as well pack me
up. for I'm starting for somewhere west
OF Buffalo 10 be a bishop. Who dye
say Is the bishop now? Kelly, eh
The Lord rest Kelly's soul. don't want
his Job. Not for me. wouldn't be
Mormon if they made me the arch
bishop
With these words Mr.. Mcguire spat
upon his hands. picked up a spade and
fell to work. The only thing that wor-
ries him is how Mr.. Smith got hold OF
his name and address 50 that he could
have a vision.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1916-04-08
JIM A MORMON?
SAINTS FORBID!
Mcguire, in Overalls, and
His Wife Spurn
Bishops Staff.

Independence, Mimi, April Fred
erick NJ. Smith, president Of the reor-
ganized Latter Day Saints, declared
here yesterday before six hundred dele
gates that he had had a revelation 10
the effect that f. L. Kelly, aged pre-
siding Bishop of the Mormon Church,
will be superseded by James J. Ma
guire, OF 2O23 Ocean Avenue, Brooklyn,
real estate dealer. James F. Keir
will be his assistant, according to the
revelation.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1916-04-08
Villa Found Near Pdrral; CaDalry on Trail
pOOT DOOMED FOR PRESIDENT
BY G. D. p. '75,;; BACON HELPS
REPUBLICANS FROM ALL SIDES
JOIN IN ENDORSEMENT OF ROOT

prominent Republicans call Eihu Root the
abes living American and working for his nomination for Pes