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The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1916-11-06
RIPPLIN0RHYNsS
BYN0ltMoSon
SLUMP IN READING.
, +f1ght 1910


WYE haven't time for magazines,
w nor patience with romanceS. for
touring cars and limouSines
have altered circumstances We used
to SIT before the fire. and read the
story tclIcrs, the gents who punish
sounding lyrcs, and all that bunch of
icllers We read up Homer. Milton.
Rill--old Bill the bard OF Avon, and
strained our intellcctS until we had to
rub some Salyc on The bookstores got
our extra change. when we went forth
a-Shopplng; but now ala>--'tlS sad
and strangc-old customs We are drop
ping. Ere | went daft on gasoline,
and tires and clutch and starter, I
bought the works of Anna Green and
Bertha Clay and Carter read ali
kinds a helpful tones, indorscd by
church and college, | read the tales
OF Sherlock Holmes, and stored my
mind with knowledge But now my
books have vanished clean. with all
their buckram iacings they had to 60
for gasoline and inner tubes and cas-
ingS. gave John Milton for a tire.
and Pope TO fix a pmcturc; go 10
soak my priceless Tyre, 10 buy gas at
this juncturc.
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1916-11-06

Married men view with alarm Edi-
sons prediction that we will soon be
come slecplcss people, Just imagine
Her talking for a whole week without
let up'
What has become of the old-fashioned
man who used TO sing: "Over the Gar
den WALL
Before he gets her he would die for
her. But after he gets her he adopts the
Safety First slogan aud won't eat the
bread she bakcs for him.
Half the women think how fine it
would be to have a husband. And the
other hall thinks how fine it would be
to he single again,
Ever notice that the less hair man
has on his head the more time he spend,
IN the barber shop getting i, trimmed
The man who is slave to tobacco i,
always roaring because his wife is a
slave to fashion.
No matter how sick boy feels before
school time he always gets much better
about Q. 80 a m.
The old-iaShloncd woman who used
to keep all the windows closed tightly
all winter and who jammed rags and
newspapers into the casing TO make sure
that no alt got in. now has daughter
who won't take house unless it ha,
4 sleeping porch
"Will the waist line disappear from
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1916-11-06

the year there would he 100 friends r
the corral But il you hcrdcd 100
women into corral and keep them
there for year the chances are that
there would be 100 enemies in the corral
all year.
You can lend man money TO tide him
over but that won't make him come
across with the tide.
You may not believe it. But YOU could
earn g by using half the energy re-
Quired TO borrow 81.
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1916-11-06

womans clothcs?" worries fashion
writer. We don't care a hoot What
is worrying us is the fact that ii things
keep on disappearing from woman's
clothes, there will be nothing but the
waist line left
1t is hard TO tell at a glance if a gun
is loaded But it is different with a
man.
You could herd 100 men into a corral
and compel them to stay there for 4 yc,r
and the chances are that at the end oi
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1916-11-06

Ellick IIcllwangcr now believes in
the old saying that it never rains but
It pourS. After attending wet
meeting at the Hog Ford still house the
other night, he walked off OF the ioot-
log into Gander Creek while it was
raining
Sorghum making is the order Of ths
day in this vicinity New moIassc,
come only once a year, but ave have
Miss Flute Belcher with us all tho
time
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1916-11-06
HOGWALLOW LOCALS
ny GEORGE BINGHAM.
Copyright by George Matthew Adams,

The Wild Onion
School Teacher de-
livercd a strong
lecture in behalf of
Woman's Suffrage
at the school build
ing Saturday evc-
ning, and had his
aU Udiencc SPELL
bound until Miss
Gondola FIcnStcp
ca m e IN wearing
her new hat.
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1916-11-06
Wifi

Or course the news editor didn't in
tend to get the two lines together. But
a scven-column streamer across the
front page of the Lancaster (Ohio) Ga
lcite last Wednesday reads as follows
LOCAL BREWERY IS GOING
OUT OF BUSINESS--THREF POTS.
ONED FROM DRINKING MILK"
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1916-11-06
HIGHWAY COURTESY.

COURTESY on the part OF motorists in picking up
- pedestrians i, on the increase in Oklahoma City \
husnc,, man observed yesterday that several drivers
stopped their cars in the north part of the city and in
vtcd other men to ride to the business district
In the day, Of the horse and buggy this practice wa, a
custom universally in effect. In the carly DAYS OF the
automobile the custom slow in taking root But cour-
rcsy now IS working overtime Let tho good work continue
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1916-11-06
The Wise Fool.

This IS an ungratciul world" OBJ
served the Sage.
at is. agreed the Fool when a man
reaches the top of the ladder he give,
hi, head all the credit and iorgcts all
about his feet"
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1916-11-06
Missouri

Her legs and torso make YOU blink.
speak OF plump Miss popln;
The way she dresses she must think
The men are all from Joplin
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1916-11-06
HAw. Haw :
OUCH

Helen Johnson was quite severely bit
ten by dog No i'll effects are antlci-
patcd although the wound is quite PAIN
iul and some fears we're at first enter
tanned as to the condition OF the dog.
De Lamcrc On. ID Exchange.
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1916-11-06
Form in Line, Mem Don't Crowd!

Who wants to hire Byron Wagner OF
Beloit, Wis He advcrtlSeS that he can
clean chlmneyS wash clothes, take care
OF the sick and read the mind
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1916-11-06
Our Daily Special
Luke McLuke Says

building Castles In The Air Won
Get You Out OF The Hole
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1916-11-06
Oh

"a man should make sure that the
other fellow gets what is coming to
him remarked the thin man.
"Ah, replied the fat mar. then you
arc a philosopher"
no." replied the thin man, Il am a
mail carrier"
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1916-11-06
Betcha !

"Nho was it that said. i css happi-
ness results from acquiring a thing tl@n
from the pursuit. - asked the Old togy
81 don't know" replied the Crouch
But I'll bet he was married"
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1916-11-06
w elconel

Pink Lemon OF Nandala. Mo. got in
too late for the circus season But he
will be on the Job next summer.
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1916-11-06

Speaking OF the spice industry the man with plenty a
lcp in him /, tull OF ginger
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1916-11-06
'E0KDM:C0KD
His COLUMN
copyfj6ht19i6
Hare.
W'9hfI9H

"Ucy, waiter | yelled "Say this never
will do
plate Of stew"
"Pooh, pooh said the waiter. as he
saw me grab II.
You must expect hare when you're eat
INK stcwcd rabbit
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1916-11-06
Ooof

know a Chiuamar who is
a brave and gallant fellow;
And Nct know full well that he
Has quite a streak OF yellow
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1916-11-06

Who remembers when horses became frightened at auto
mobiles.
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1916-11-06
OLDSToRIBS
INNEWTYpE
Twenty Years Ago.
-}y0m ZNe TIhES FLIES

Twenty Years Ago.
Robert Galbraith arrived from Shaw-
nee today
Miss Nellie Hammer returned from
Mcloud today
Guy Blackwcdcr went 70 Edmond
this morning.
District Attorney Caleb X. Brook,
was m the city today
Fifteen Years Ago.
Richards & Prluglc'S mammoth min-
,trcl organization will appear at the
opera house tonight
The residence Of f. VI tones, now IN
course ot construction At Tenth and
Broadway. vii soon be ready for occu-
panCy This residence will be the finest
IN the city
Mr. and Mrs VIII Wright have re-
turned from their bridal journey.
DR. A X West has returned from q
trip to San Antonio, Texas
Ten Years Ago
Mrs Richard Lester OF Ardmore, who
IS well known to the music loving pub
lie OF Oklahoma City for her unusual
talent ON the violin. played the Offer
tory at ST. Paul's Yesterday.
The Sans Souci will have social
evening tonight at the home OF Miss
Virginia Lindsey
Mrs. r H. Wilkin. who was called
to Roswell, n NJ, last week by the
death OF her mother. returned today.
Mrs T. l.. Fulton returned from q
visit with relatives in Guthrie today
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1916-11-06

LINES WORTH REMEMBERING
Those who live on expectation are sure to
be disappointed. ed.-JOACHIM MURAT.
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1916-11-06
No Joke.

To rattle a lawyer
Is hard, youll agree.
For all things are feasible
Where there's "A fee.
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1916-11-06

Mr. and Mrs VIII Wright have re-
turned from their bridal journey
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1916-11-06

Vote carly Tuesday morning
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1916-11-06

Vote in the forenoon and then arrange for your en-
poycs to cast carly ballots,
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1916-11-06

DR. A K West has returned from 4
trip 10 San Antonio, Texas.
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1916-11-06
Fifteen Years Ago.

Richards & Pringlc'S mammoth min
,trcl organization will appear at tn
opera house tonight
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1916-11-06

District Attorney Caleb X. Brook,
wa, m the city today
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1916-03-24
Notice Of Bond Election

To the qualified electors Of School District
No. ~ OF Bear Lake county, State OF Idaho:
Notice is hereby given that a special election
will be held at the school house in School Dis
trtct No. ~ OF Bear Lake county, Idaho, ON thu
18th day OF March, 1910 between the hours of
one O'Clock p. m. and five o'clock p m. on said
day, for the purpose OF voting ON the question
as TO whether the board OF trustees of said
school district shall be authorized to bond said
school district in the sum OF s6,00O.00, which
amount does not exceed four per cent OF the as
sessed valuation of the property In said school
district, for the purpose of building and furn
ishtng school house for said school district;
said bonds to bear interest at the rate of not TO
exceed six per cent per annuua, payable semi
annually, and to be dated May list, 1916, and
made payable and redeemable Nav list 1885, bnt
may be redeemed at the option OF said schoo
district at the expiration Of ten years after their
date
Qualified voters of the state of Idaho who are
resident freeholders or househoIders OF said
school district, and their wives who are Quail
ded electors are entitled to vote at said
election.
The polls will open at one O'Clock D. M and
remain open until five O'Clock p. m. of said tlny
Dated this March 10Th, 1916.
JAMES H. HANSEN
Clerk of Board of Trustees School District
No. II Of Bear Lake county, Idaho
P. Q. Address, Montpelier, Idaho. 3-I7-2t
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1916-03-24

entered by reason Of delinquency of
personal property, and for other good
and sufficient reasons, it is ordered that
the following be stricken from the 1913
delinquency list:
Albert Arnell, personal property, error.
Thomas Lewis, personal property, re-
moved.
National Car Line. personal property,
removed.
Mather Horse & Stock Co., personal
property, removed.
Heinz q J Co, personal property, re-
moved.
Merchants Despatch Trans Go. person
al property, removed.
Atlantic Seaboard Despatch, personal
property, removed.
Bennington Percheron Horse Go, per.
sonal property, removed.
R W Caldwell, personal property. err
ror.
Henninger Produce Co, personal prop.
erty, removed.
Miss L Hawkins, personal property
removed.
Mrs Cooper Sims. widows exemption.
Mrs Mormon Williams, widows ex
emption.
Mrs Carrie S johnson, widows exemp
ton.
Mrs A R Lame, widows exemption.
Mrs Martin Jacobsen, widows exemp.
ton.
And for for other years:
Elmer Wilcox, erroneous assessment
1905, 1908, 1909 and 1910;
Mia e Booth, assessed TO Orson Dal-
rymple) widows exemption, 1916;
N p Larson, indigent's exemption,
1910;
Mrs Mary Bee, widows exemption,
1914 and 1915;
Andrew Bergreen, indigents' exemp-
ton, 1914;
g B Staley, soldiers exemption for 1914.
Mrs John Haggsrty, assessed 70 in
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1916-03-24
Notice of Petition for Discharge

In the District court of the United
States for the Eastern district of Idaho.
In the matter of Otto Butcher, volun-
tary bankrupt.
Notice is hereby given that Otto
Butcher has filed his petition for dis.
charge in bankruptcy and that hear
ing thereon will be held at the office OF
Attorney T. L. Glenn, Montpelier, Ida
no, in said district, on the 3rd day of
April, 1916, at 10 o'clock in the fore
noon, at which time and place all
known creditors and other persons
in interest may attend and show cause,
if any they have, why the prayer of the
said petitioner should not be granted.
Given under the authority of the
general orders of said court and by a
special order of the undersigned this
18th day of February, 1916.
CHARLES L. FRENCH.
Referee in Bankruptcy.
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1916-03-24
Sea Moas.

This term is popularity applied to
any Of the Polyzoa, which are COM
pound marine animals, several Of
which share a common horny skele-
ton, or polyzoary, which is plant-like in
form. According to the bureau of
fisheries. several hundred thousand
pounds Of these skeletons have been
imported annually from Europe, chief
ly from France and Germany, for dec
Drative and millinery purposes, and
the supply has now been practically
cut of by the war. 1t therefore seems
opportune to develop a domestic in
dustry, as sea mosses, probably equal
in quality to those heretofore import
ed, are said to be abundant on our
coasts, especially in New England,
Those with large bushy fronds are the
most valuable.
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1916-03-24
COMMISSIONERS PROCEEDINGS

The commissioners met at ten o'clock
.. m. this sth day of March, 1915, pur-
suant to adjournment of February oath,
present, G. @. Gray, chairman, Ezra J.
Howell and Ezra T. Bulge, commits
sioners, q. H. Broomhead, clerk and
Thomas L. Glenn, county attorney,
and the following proceedings were had
to-wit:
In the matter of delinquency certifi-
Gates issued against property assessed
to Clara III. Hancock and to Jacob
Mani; it appearing to the board that
these delinquency certificates numbered
respectively, II for the year 1914 and
206 for the year 1914, were Issued in
error, the taxes having been paid; and
that said certificates have been sold to
@. q. Wright, it is ordered that said
certificates be and they hereby are cam
celled, and the county auditor Is here
by directed TO draw his warrant against
the taRredemption fund and in favor
of q. G. Wright in the sum of $72.O9
for the redemption of said certificates
Nos. IL ana 206.
In the matter of the application OF
Thomas F. Sparks for a refund of taxes
paid on property erroneously assessed
to him; it appearing to the board that
the said Thomas F. Sparks was assess
ed for the years 1911, 1912, 1918 and
1914 with land he did not own and
which was assessed to another party, il
Is ordered that the sum Of $500 SO er-
rOneously collected be refunded to ap-
plicant, and the auditor is hereby d.
reeted to draw his warrant against the
tax redemption fund for the sum of
$500 in favor of Thomas F. Sparks,
eovering such refund.
IN the matter Of striking from the
linaueuf list Tor 1913 and for other
itaAus; il appearing to the
zol1n TENS were
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1916-03-24
FROM COAST TO COAST
A Remarkable Chain Of Home Tes-
timOnY, and Montpelier Adds
Its Voice to the Chorus
Of Local Praise

From north to south, from east 20
west;
10 every city, every community;
In every state in the Union
Rings out the grateful praise for
Dosn's Kidney Pills.
10000 representative people in every
walk of life
Publicly testify to quick relief and
lasting results.
And it's all for the benefit of fellow
Sufferers.
In this grand chorus of local praise
Montpelier is we'll represented.
Well-known Montpelier people
Tell of personal experiences.
Who can ask for better proof OF
merit2
Mrs. William Irving, Main St., Mont
pelier, says: ''Doan's Kidney Pills
have been used with great advantage
In our home. They have always given
relief from pain and weakness in the
back and other disorders that go with
kidney trouble. We always get Doan'l
Kidney Pills at Ritter Bros Drug Store
and think they are the best kidney
medicine to be had"
Price soc, at all dealers. Don't sim
ply ash for kidney remedy-get Doanl
Kidney Pills-the same that Mrs. Try
ing recommends. Foster Milburn Co.
Props, Buffalo, N. Y.
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1916-03-24
Notice of Hearing ON Petition for
Order to Convey Real Property

county, State of Idaho
In the matter of the estate OF Joseph R. An.
derson, deceased
Notice is hereby given that Eta Anderson
Bates, otherwise known as Ethel R. Bates, has
died in the above entitled court and matter her
petition pray ing for an order OF this court di-
recting the administrator of the estate of the
said Joseph r. Anderson, deceased, TO complete
an agreement of said decedent by conveying TO
her, the said Ethel X. Bates a one-third inter-
est IN and TO certain tracts and parcels OF real
property, known as the Hot Springs property
situated in Bear Lake county, Idaho; and that
on the 9th day of March, 1916, the regular March
term day of said court at II O'Clock a. m al
county, Idaho, has been appointed as the time
and place for hearing said petition, when and
where any person Interested in said estate may
appear and make objections TO the granting of
said petition.
Done and dated this 29th day Of Febru.
airy, 1916. e. j. HADDOCK
334t Probate Judge and
ex.Ondcio Clerk
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1916-03-24
Estr; Y Notice

l have in m, possession one bay
horse about yei rs old; brand on right
hip resembles . ooot laying down; no
other marks.
Unless animal is sooner claimed by
owner will sell it at public auction at
my place In Ray 1ond, Idaho, ON Mon
day, April 10, 1915 at 9 o'clock p. m.
J. r. George,
Constable.
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1916-03-24
Van MIthout : countrx.

An Italian translation of DR.. g. e.
Hale's famous story, THE Man With.
out Country" has been circulated In
Italy in q cheap pamphlet edition for
the purpose of arousing patriotic feel
ing. A writer "a the Christian Regis
ter, noting this fact, tells us that he
)nce asked Doctor Hale If he really
felt his great patriotic story as deeply
as he made his readers feel 1t, and that
he received a most emphatic afirma-
tive response.
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1916-03-24
Training Children.

The trouble is that many parents do
not appreciate the Importance of be-
ginning to train their children in emo
tional control while the children still
are very small. They may scold them
and punish them, but they do not train
them. So that, often without the pa
rents suspecting it, the habit of ex-
cessive emotionality grows until it
becomes an ingrained personal trait.
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1916-03-24

You occasionally see it stated that
colds do not result from cold weather.
That is rank foolishness. Were it true
colds would be as prevalent in mid
summer as in midwinter. The microbe
that causes colds fourishes in damp,
cold weather. To get rid of a cold
take Chamberlain's Cough Remedy.
Il is effectual and is highly recommend
ed by people who have used it for many
years as occasion required, and know
its real value. Obtainable everywhere
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1916-03-24

The Turkish empire reached it's
greatest glory in the reign of Soly,
man the Magni icent, who held the
throne from 1885, until 1856. Besides
his North Africa possessions his ter.
rit0ries extehde from near what is
now the border # Germany to Persia.
There was at tn t time no other state
that approached the Turkish in extent
or wealth. n
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1916-03-24
How . { revsnt croup.

When the chill, is subject to attacks
Of group, see to IL that he eats a light
evening meal, as an overloaded stom-
ach may bring OIL an attack, also watch
for the first SYM Som-hoarseness, and
give Chamberlai Is Cough Remedy as
soon as the child becomes hoarse. OBJ
tainable everywh are.
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1916-03-24
Department Of the Interior

Department OF the Interior
U, s. Land Once at Blaekfoot, Idaho March
9TH, 1916.
Notice is hereby given that Rose X. Esehier
II Paris, Idaho, who, ON May IR, 1910 made
Desert land entry Serial. No. 07gS6, for WI
NW9{, M SWl4, SEA SW5l, Section IL NF5z
VIVA. Section e, Township IS South. Range
Intention 70 make final proof under paragraph
three Of the act of March 1, 1915 to establish
claim te the land above described. before n
B. Cherry, U. $. Commissioner, at MONTPELIER
Idaho, on the 2bth day OF April, 1915.
Claimant names as witnesses: Albert Leslie
Hart, Lillian Evans, John g. Eschler an Of
Raymond, Idaho John Kunz, Jr. OF Bern, Ida
no.
T.CARRUTH,
S11 Register,
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1916-03-24
Alias Summons

In the justice court OF the Montpelier precinct
County of Bear Lake, State of Idaho
w. e. Collins company, co-partnership con-
plaintiffs,
Oscar Charleston, Defendant
The State of Idaho sends greeting to the above
named defendant:
You are hereby summoned to appear in The
above entitled court to be held in the City Hail
of the city of Montpelier, Idaho in said pre-
einct, in the above entitled cause, at 10 O'Clock
a. m, on the Sth day of April, 1916 and answer
plaintiffs complaint on 1le In said court on
plaintiff shall take judgment against YOU as
prayed in said complaint.
said action is brought to recover balance due
On account from defendant to plaintiffs far
goods, wares and merchandise
Witness my hand this 9Th day Of February.
THOMAS BARRETT
I'll Justice of the Peace
ID. G. KUNZ, Atty for Plaintiff.
r. o. Address and Residence: Montpelier Ida
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1916-03-24
Notice of Time Appointed for Proving
Will

In the matter of the estate of olof Cederland
deceased
Pursuant to an order OF said Court. made on
the 18th day of February, 1916 notice is hereby
given thaton Monday the 9th day of March
1915, at IL O'Clock OF said day, at the court
room OF said court, at the court house in Paris
county OF Bear Lake has been appointed as the
time and place for proving the will OF said Olof
sederlnnd, deceased, and for hearing the appli-
,ation OF Sidney +. Burgoyne for the issuance
to him OF letters of administration when and
where any person interested may appear and
contest the same.
Dated February 2sth, 1916
e. ]. PADDOCK,
~ Elk Officio Clerk
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1916-03-24

Don't git discouraged, son." said
Uncle Eben. Sit you find you can't do
what you're tryin' to Mebbe it's
putin you in trainin' to do somethin'
that you kim"
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1916-03-24
nssI naan,4lor

An applicant for teachers certi-
Acate in Kentucky answered an exam
nation question by defining "blunder-
buss" as kissing the wrong girl.
Dictionary or no dictionary, we would
nave given that girl a flrst-class GER
Sncate. Post.