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The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1916-08-31

LOST-On Main street, Monday,
Aug. %, $40 bill. Finder please re-
turn to C. F. Stevenson, shoemaker. Up
The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1916-08-31

ROOMS TO LET For light
housekeeping. Inquire at the Lee
Hotel. S Il 1914 pd
The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1916-08-31

FOR SALE-Several choice west
front building lots, on Evergreen Hill,
near old Keller home.-J. Flynn 13-4p
The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1916-08-31

FOR Collapsible baby car
rage. Good as new. Sell cheap.
Frank Schwartz, Boston Store. Ito
The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1916-08-31

LOST-Sack of barley between Sank
Centre and Chas. Dicks farm. Re-
turn to Ben Dicks. 1tp
The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1916-08-31

FOR SALE-Full blooded and reg
istered male Poland China pigs. S.
Chenoweth, Sank Centre. 12-4pd
The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1916-08-31

WANTED-S Steady boarders at the
Park Restaurant. $3.50 per week.
14-1tp
The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1916-08-31

GIRL WANTED For genenarl
Mrs. w. McNiece. Alt
The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1916-08-31

FOR SALE-Second hand piano.
Inquire of Mrs. George Koenig. 1874
The sun. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1833-1916, 1916-02-06
FROM TRENCHES TO ALTAR.
Canadian Lieutenant on short
Leave Wcds. Then Returns.

LONDON. Jan. 2l.-IIastening homo
from the trenches on short leave Lieut..
Irvine Robertson of the Third Canadian
Artillery Brigade uas married at 81.
M~argarct's, Westminster, a few days
ago to Miss Ethel l.csa Perlcy. ouly
child Of Sir George rerley. member ~
the Canadian Government and AT pres
ont acting as High Commissioner for
Canada in London, after which the
bridegroom returned to his post at the
front.
tntil a few weeks q Miss Perley
was engaged at the Queens Canadian
Hospital. R~ecchborough Park. Shorn-
cliffc, an institution maintained entirely
by the Canadian community in London.
Lieut.. Robertson was also stationed I'm
the same district before proceeding to
the front last May with tho Royal Mon
ircal Regiment, to which ne was then
attached.
This wedding is tho second war ro-
nance associated with the same hospital
within a few weeks. quite recently Miss
Irene Iiodgson of Toronto, a nursing
sister at the hospital. was married tn
Sergt. Campbell of London, Ontario. who
was dangerously wounded AT 1.tnEe-
marck, and was taken 10 Peterborough
Park,
The sun. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1833-1916, 1916-02-06
ENLISTED THEN QUIT.
L. :. h~ecruit In Ii,crpo,I Sem, 4,
Jnil for instrumentation.

"''."'. Jan. Cit is a well known
'' " I,r-e number Of American
."'" culI-tcd in the British
'''I dN" lighting with the British
- 49," particularly with the Cana
! du"" and Flanders.
."''Se nIupr 'reant. an American.
,,' 3D.. On" Eighth Drish) Kings
-. .'|' '''s'm"u' at Liverpool. and
10, 'Nir'' .'" has cost him four months
,.,''S''IU r' at hard labor. rreant
''"'-'i At the Liverpool police
10. WI. ''NIng given false Informal
49,. ~ '"' Liverpool registration of.
~ 'i.lug 20 notify his change
,y "hd win having obtained
n. 8 'I,@') and a uniform in
>" .'' Htny hy falls" pretcnces.
~ was 'd''I That rIcant, who was a
.1.l N'f di."~"d to stay at "A Liver.
:, 'I'- nous" and later removed
''' .'' ltl' II ia. city without Civ
" "..' Of ms change OF address.
80 "IINt"d m the Liverpool Irish
".''I''u born at Montreal, re-
i'I 'E SnI.ljugs and his uniform.
w '",'i T." report for duty in order
w" -'h' I" Hlackrool for training.
''n'' offence was not so much his
AZ n'''flriiou of himself as a Cana
uunn q" his failure to Join his orps
- ne nor been an absentee he would
= N Khaki to-day instead Of in an
s'I"sh prison,
The sun. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1833-1916, 1916-02-06
BUSINESS TRIP IN U BOAT.
Chief Unable to Get IN Eu-
rope IN Any Other Way.

LoNpoN, Jan. 2l.-Unablc to reach the
Central Empires by any other means,
Suleiman Effendi Ell Barouni, the leader
OF the Senus~i rebellion in Tripoll, is
stated by the Budapest correspondent OF
the Morning Post to have travelled from
the coast Of northern Africa to II bal
matian port In an Austrian submarine
on his way to Vienna and Constan-
tinople.
interviewed in Hungary. his Arab
chief. probably the first man ever -
make a business trip In "A submarine,
declared that the Senussi had been
transformed into n modern army with
artillery and supply columns, that III,
brother OF Enver Pasha was in com
mand and that the rebellion, first d.
recled against the italians, was nov to
be turned against the British In Egypt.
He declared that the Germans could
avoid the British and French fleets in
the Mediterranean BY sending machine
guns and rifles to northern Africa ny the
submarine route.
The sun. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1833-1916, 1916-02-06
GERMAN MINISTER'S
QUOTED AS WAR MAD
Said to Preach That Suffer
ingS Of Foes "ShOuld Give
Us Pleasure"
RALK or DIVINE BIDDING
SPECIAL Correspondence TO The SrS.


InNpoN, Jan. 2l-The Rev. W. Bur
CESS of Rome. superintendent OF Wes-
lcyan Methodist Missions in Italy, has
sent TO the Methodist Time, the trans
lated extracts OF mi preached by
prominent German dIvines, the reports
OF which have already appeared in some
OF the German newspapers.
Pastor Zoebrl. speaking in the great
Lutheran Church in Lelpsic. is said to
have given utterance TO the following
sentiments:
eft Is this deep consciousness OF our
mission that permits US TO congratulate
ourselves, and rest content with a heart
fun OF gratitude, when our guns beat
down the children OF Satan. and when
u marvellous submarines instruments
tn execute the divine vcnGeancc-Send
10 the bottom OF the sea thousands Of
the non-clcCt. We must fight tho wicked
suncrings should give us pleasure; their
cries Of despair should no, move Ger
man hearts, There ought to oc no com-
promise with hell. no mercy for the SER
wants of Satan-ln other words. no pity
for the English, French and Russians,
nor. indeed. for any nation that has
sold itself to the devil, They nav all
been condemned to death by a divine
decree"
Prof. Rhcinold Seehy, who teaches the
ology in the University of Berlin. preach
ing in the cathedral Of the city, Is quoted
as follows:
The sun. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1833-1916, 1916-02-06
GERMANY BIDS POLES ENLIST.
5000 900 More Available Men In
Occupied Districts.

PErGoGRAp. Feb, 5.-Thc Polish ques-
ton is arousing more and more uncasi-
ness in Russia and il IL reported that
alarm Is felt also in Italy and France"
as Germany may find among the H.
O00, 600 Poles 1000, 600 or 5000, 600
young men capable of hearing arms.
Germany, with a view to pacifylng
Poland. has restored the Polish language
in the schools. the courts and the mu-
nlcipal and provincial administration
Meanwhile Germany Is constantly point
ing out to the Poles that II they do
not help in fighting against Russia
POLAND will he the theatre of war for
the third tire and will he ruined in the
struggle without having any guaranty
Of autonomy from Russia, or in such al'
event from Germany either, This propa-
ganda seems to he having some inhu-
ence,
The sun. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1833-1916, 1916-02-06

- ~ a.. $50 Al, .,,t,4,,. .,pt ia
'''' Any al 'n' S"'p''I N"'
'''n.,'N "Hr'nG w" b"'' H'', "mn
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''.''.~'ilS g. N'hr az" ana ne
The sun. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1833-1916, 1916-02-06
/ BOATS SUPPLIED
BY ITALIAN SHIPS
Sirilian Merchant Said to
Have Made Fortune Aiding
Country's Enemies.
SECRET SIGNALS USED
s,,,,,, Correspondence to The sus.

ErsHf1. ' OTTO VbNhf ~ ~
povr Jan. 10-An account OF the
.,o.German activity of a Sictlian mer-
-, ,,red Ncrderame. published In
$50 now,u newspaper ~ ONT fn,'Fho'
HSE.,,,J that the Germans not only or
,,lis,i espionage on u large s'a'e w
,.,i, ,r,, also arranged for dealing IN
ia..,t,rd and that possibly Austro-
,,,.,,,p submarines now In the Medi-
...,,gcau are still supplied by Italian
..,,s The account is as follows;
80, certain notorious German agent
..med Harbcrich organized the repro
,J.ion,pr Of Austro-Gcrman submarines
=. ,te Mediterranean and visited for this
.,.,os, many towns in Greece. spain
I'D r,aly Including Licata. In Sicily.
,,bare N, spent a day last April and con-
,.-ol with the local merchant. Arturo
,oricr,me ON April IS. 1915. the Greek
..e,m.r Tcmistocle arrived at licata
Team Spa.n with u cargo of gasolsne,
automobiles and machinery. The gas
.'e,e was discharged and smuggled
,sbore as petroleum and stored by sig
- ye-dcramc. Some gasolene was
,-,rsbinped on the sailing vessel Maria
v,drc. which was loading timber and
,ulihur.
.'rhe T~cmistoclr left for Greece '1"ly
- NAV. followed by the Maria MIdre'
rh..h wa towed to Augusta by YER
dcramos tughoat Matteo. on
he gAsoleuc was taken on board Ger
rag submarines. Meanwhile the MAI
,en returned to I.icata. loaded the re-
naming gasolcne at night while the crew
va. on shore and left the next morning
,7- France. Between Licata and Porto
Fmp,Io,le the %gasolenc was thrown
o,.r hoard and the tin cans were t'eu
IN empty barrels in order to Keep them
about
The sun. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1833-1916, 1916-02-06
The following 4. attributed to Pastor

The following Is attributed to Pastor
Fritz Philippi OF Berlin:
AS h Almighty allowed His Son 10
be crucifed. that the scheme Of redemp-
ton might be accomplished. so Germany
Is destined to cruelty humanity in order
that its salvation may be secured. The
hunan race can only be saved by blood,
by fire and sword. German warriors
do not shed blood with a light heart.
They look upon II as a sacred duty I'm
posed on them, a duty they cannot neg
lect without committing sin. Our be-
loved Emperor hates the horrors of war.
Through long years he labored TO main
tain the peace Of the world.
Germany has never employed force
TO menace the independence OF any ma
ton. 1t is really because We ara pure
that We rave been chosen by the Al
mighty as His instruments to punish
the envious. to chastise the wicked and
10 Stay with the sword sinful nations.
T Crucify Humanity"
THE divine mission Of Germany, oh
brethren il to cruelty humanity the
duty Of German soldiers, therefore. is
TO strike without mercy. They must
xii, burn and destroy any hal. meas.
ures would he wicked. Let II then he
a war without pity. The immoral and
the friends and allies Of Satan must he
destroyed as an evil plant Is uprootei.
Satan himself, who has come into the
world In the form Of a great Power
(England). must be crushed.
ION Germany is laid the divine com
mand to bring about the destruction of
those who are the personifcation ~
evil, When this work Is finished fire
and sword will not have been used in
vain. The redemption OF humanity will
be achieved. The Kingdom OF righteous
ness will he established on the earth
and the GERMAN Empire. which will have
created it., will remain its protector"
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.vevs that gasolcue had been sup
,,,d 20 German submarines leaked u
.,s IN, local police accordingly IN
creased the surveillance in the port.
49, ,bi. the gasolene was sent out in
s.,iYr boats. but the llarbor Master
,-,1,b.,,d such boats leaving the port
=, ~t,t, and couseuucntly the gasolcne
go bi1J.o I'm lighters loaded with grain
10 IND 20 T,rrauoya. Several Nor
49,, and Swedish landed
c.s,i.r, AT Lic,ta. but the French war
a. a, p,trol of the south a OF
The Washington times., 1916-08-11
HUM0R AND HORROR .
IN FRENCH TRENCHES
Bryn Mawr Professor Gives
Graphic Picture Of LIE ip
bitches.

,ei,StsT iR,osToN' q su Aus IiM;EHtysets ,; from the
years previous to the great war pro-
lessor Of French at Bryn Mawr Col
leRe. chow the horror and the grin,
hun,or Of the battlefield. He lectiircd
for some time before the Alliance Fran
caise Of Boston. He was giving a
course in the summer school Of Colum.
bia University when the struggle be-
gan. lie Responded to the cnil on Au-
gust ID, 1914 and has been Mt the front
ever since. Writing to w. 8. Booth,
lS fremont street. Boston. recently. no
wi must NJ RAtil ttsil YOU of a practical ,ok.
which has become classic now IN our
tre9ches, and which made me wfithS
with laughter only two weeks ago. II
ls the Coup de Poincare! We were then
slxty metres from the German first
limo t!sncher. and from one trench TO
In truly Honeric farhion. As for me.
my German. or wtat I remember of II,
made me the Caller of Names in ci.ief.
for could insult, the 'Boches' IN
hoche' Language! I must tell you that
IN the heterogeneous bric-a-trac Of the
abandoned villages. everything 10 to
be found, and Inevitably one runs
across prehistoric ,stove-pipe hats--high
hats: rusty. blundcrbustoid or even su-
gar-loaf form.
Well. we had carried into the trench-
es one OF these heiriooms. and at the
SAM time supert red umbrella.
Zig enough to shelter a whole squad.
The aforeasid stove-pipe was cunning
" set upon the end OF a rifle ~ that
II lust showed abovn the trench. Be-
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hind came the red umbrella solerhnly
spread out. The Bcches' having, as
everyone knows. scientific ninds. de-
Srsss y PSsc cSm this ,ss hat The
Most isernsl induetiepi Moreover we
were Believing like donkeys: Long
iiye. the President! Lort live Poincare:"
whs Y: wksa the .i sS .,Sr.
soahs: o. rather .,r .nissrs nssr .S:
a. sIasr ssn E S' 'ns sif
rolled on ths eround. A. sash volley
regular malady. Ana the. hat. riddled,
heroic. kept on going on the end OF the
gun! I think the Boches finally heard
the storm Of laughter. for heard dis
tinctly the word 'Unsinng tstnpg) by
%SIs %s1sh ssSS:sy tssr srss ss.S
the others. told them that It wss a
practical Joke. The hat SILL kept on.
but tbs game lost It's SAVIOR when they
began to shell us.
humor. oey They nSse" don't snaerstsnd . Joks
This little comedy that VIC played takes
place in all the trenches. and succeeds
regularly. What quantities Of bullets
and of shells we have made them lavish
the. trench. while we were peacefuiiS
eating our SOUP at another point:
II had forgotten one OF our favorite
afternoon amusements in our little
abandoned house here. Especially when
the weather Is ins, the batteries fire on
both sids. The German shells pass over
our heads tsometimes stopping to say
good dayD and 20 TO fall on such and
such q village on the hill. Then we bel
that such shell is for R.. or b
or w.. We note the time. and In the
evening. thonks to the indications oi
the artillery men who record all the
bombardments. we verify. The other
day ] won a Dot Of honey. for ! hod
guessed right thirty-six times out OF
forty-seven. On the other hand, yes
terday, was dreadfuily mistaken. A
whistlinR sound being audible. hoo
bled into the court yard and shouted
Shell for Beaumont" The shell. with
conse irony in very bad taste, ex-
ploded in the court yard .tself. not more
than twenty metres away from me. and
did great damage to the manure pile.
Since then. keep my guesses to my
self"
The Washington times., 1916-08-11
Knew the Language.

Before the war. "seamen's return"
tickets weer Issued by most railway
companies from seaport towns at re-
duced rates. A well-dressed young man
asked for one of these tickets the other
day. but the booking clerk demurred.
"Seamen's return tickets are issued
only to sailors" he snapped.
"weli. I am a sailor was the reply
Of the applicant.
but how am I to know that your
statement Is correctY'
How are you to know it?' came the
answer. why. you leathernecked sor
OF a sea cook. u you feel my starboart
boom running foul Of your headlight
you'll know that I've been doing more
than sitting on a stool bleatiny all m,
life. and you'll haul In your Jaw tackle
a bit"
give him q ticket" he said; he's
sailor "-London Answers.
The Washington times., 1916-08-11
Bonds,
The Reformed Lover.

The late John Philip Quinn. the re-
formed gambler. who for twenty years
travelled all over America exposing the
electric roulette wheel and other cheat
Ing devices. had a reform story that
he would tell while exhibiting his aueer
paraphernalia In his private car.
Don't be afraid Of reform" he said.
Help every poor devil who wants to
reform. The way most people act,
you'd think they all believed religiously
In the reform story.
"'You stopped smoking because she
asked you tor was the question put to
. solemn-looking chap.
Yep
"'And you stopped drinking because
she asked you tor
"'Yep.'
"'And you gave up your poker parties
and went into refined. serious society
for the same reasonr
"'Yep. yep, yep
"'And yet you never married her.
"'Weli. you see. after I'd reformed
like that, found ! could do better "
Exchange,
The Washington times., 1916-08-11
DU[LNESS CONTINUES
ON CAPITAL MARKET
Small Attendance Of Brokers
and Scarcity Of Orders 10
Hiven as Reason.

A small attendance Of brokers and
q scarcity Of orders caused q continu-
ance Of the recent dullness on the
Washington Stock Exchange today.
The call was concluded without any
material change In quotation figures.
and the business recorded was confined
TO four sales.
Mergenthaler Linotype stock re-
mained Arm at recently prevailing fig-
urea 2 lot Of 10 shares selling at is0.
An odd lot Of 8 shares of American
National Bank stock brought 1851
or q fraction more than the previous
price. after which the bid for quota
tion lots Of the stock was raised 2
points to 15&.
The other two sales consisted Of q
$500 American Graphophona first q
per cent bond at 1o1. and z $500 wash
ington Gas 6 at 107k. -
Eugene q. Thompson. Of Crane,
Paris & Co.. bankers and brokers,
will leave this afternoon for Terra
Alta. w. Va. whore he viii spend q
ten day vacation,
The Washington times., 1916-08-11
He Made II Seven.

A well-known surgeon was impa rtinR
some clinical Instructions to half a
dozen students who accompanied him on
his rounds. PausinR at the bedside OF
a doubtful case. he said:
Now. gentlemen. do you think this
Is or Is not a case for operation?"
One by one the students made their
dia gnosis. and all Of them came to the
conclusion that II was not.
well. gentlemen. YOU are all wrong
said the wielder OF the scalpel. and I
shall operate tomorrow"
mo. YOU won't!' exclaimed the pa =
tient. as he rose In his he'd. There's
six votes to one against It, Gimme
my clothes. s."-Exchange.
The Washington times., 1916-08-11
Woman, IS, Accused q
Of 81, 1925 Gem Theft

NEW YORK. Aug. 11.-Mrs. Jane
Tuthill Flower. sixty-fve. has been In
dicted on a charge Of grand larceny by
the Hudson County IN, J) grand Jury
Her brother-in-law. Smith Horton
says she took 81, ,l8 worth Of his first
Mrs. Flower asserts the Jewelry was
willed to her. Her husband, she says
was cousin Of Roswell p. Flower
once a governor OF New York.
The Washington times., 1916-08-11
And Gets Married.

We read a lot Of gibea and jokes
About love by the sea.
Describing how the summer folks
Display frvolity,
The season Is n dizxy phirl.
But be II understood
That now and then a summer girl
Does get engaged for good.
-ksnsas City yevsus
The Washington times., 1916-08-11
UnWittingly Kind.

Cholly Ayres-Yes. since the Parkers
lost their money I have stopped calling
there.
Miss Keen-That is very kind of YOU.
II ought to cheer them up q whole lot
Boston Transcript.
The Washington times., 1916-08-11
STOCK PRICES RISE
ON WALL STREET
Munition Shares and Rails
Higher-GeneraI Tone Of
Market Strong.

NEW YORK. Aug. 1.-THE market
opened with general higher prices.
Munition shares were strong and gen.
eral strength was shown In American
Locomotive and American Can. Rails
showed fractional increases.
Vigorous upward movement In mu-
milton shares and general activity In
other leading issues characterised
the FIRST hour Of the market.
Dullness marked the closing of the
morning session.
The Washington times., 1916-08-11
A Rolling Stone.

A New York man took a run no,
long ago into Connecticut. to a town
where he had lived ss boy. He &C.
costed a venerable man OF some eighty
son to answer certain inquiries concern.
ing the place. Finally the New Yorker
said, II suppose you have always lived
around here"
mo" said the old man. II was borr
to good miles from here. e."-Christiar q
ReRister
The Washington times., 1916-08-11
Somewhat Significant.

"Our last hired girl gave us a double
slap. She said she was fond OF music
Being a musical family we got up lit
tie concert for her benefit"
"Wsll?"
"The next day she left us."-I.ouisville
Courier Journal
The Washington times., 1916-08-11
Today's Sales.

Graphophone LIST SIS. aoo9lol,
Mergenthaler Linotype. IOGls0.
American National Bank. 5Q155h.
After cali
Washington Gas SIS, S6Oo@1o7N.
The Washington times., 1916-08-11

New York Stocks.

An Transactions In stochg ere. On the hasis
sf dollars ana fractions thereof.
o.. memssrs Of Xsw Yeft SsecE ssohsnsa
Hibbs Building. -
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Now SOmebody'll Tell.

First Fratter-Whv are you 20 any
ious to kiss Tessief
Second Fratter-well. everyone else In
our set has. and ! don't want to appeav
snobbish. sh.-Dartmouth Jaciro'-L.antern.
The Washington times., 1916-08-11
HarkinQ Back.

"Lemuel wombat has bought fine
Must be going to court an old-fash-
Toned girl. Kansas City Journal.
The Washington times., 1916-08-11

Marriage Licenses.
John p. Libby, Brighton.s Ne. and Lillian A.
Weir. Lonsview, Tex.
Isador Paskow, Baltimore and Anna soslaf-
sky. Baltimore,
The Idaho recorder. [volume] (Salmon City, Idaho) 1886-1927, 1916-06-16
It's Valuable Now.

When William Jessup, who formerly
operated wooden mill in Princeton,
died 20 years ago, he left among his
effects large key of Russian red dye
stuff. Each housekeeping time his SON.
in-law and daughter, Mr.. and Mrs.
Charles F. Woods, had to shift it
around. Woods had tried to sell it
to wholesalers in vain; they didn't
need it.
"What'll we do with this?" asked
Mr.. Woods, when they cleaned house
last summer.
pile it on the trash heap and burn
it; I'm tired of looking at it." said
Mrs. Woods.
Being dutiful husband, Mr.. Woods
obeyed.
Now the Russian dye is said to be
unobtainable at any price, and the
amount that Mr.. Woods burned would
have netted at this time from $500 to
$1,000.
The losers philosophically agreed
that it's no use to cry over "spilt
milk" and have dispensed with any
worry over what might have been"
Indianapolis News.
The Idaho recorder. [volume] (Salmon City, Idaho) 1886-1927, 1916-06-16
Value Of Our horsea-

There are about one hundred and
ninety-One million animals in the
United States and they are worth
roughly, six billion dollars. Is it any
wonder that science has become in
terested in animals. There are ap
proximately twenty-one million horses
In the country, representing an In
Eestment of two billion, three hundred
million dollars. The despised mule
may not be so despised when you con
alder that he represents FIVE hundred
and sixty million dollars of our total
wealth and that his kind numbers
about four million five hundred thou
sand.-POpular Science Monthly.
The Idaho recorder. [volume] (Salmon City, Idaho) 1886-1927, 1916-06-16
Child Louic.

Freddie wanted his pie first, and be-
ing the youngest of family OF I'VE
he got it. "You eat backwards" was
his mothers comment as she placed
it before him.
The young philosopher fell into a
brown study, from which he was only
aroused by the sight of more pie, now
brought in for the elders.
Mother he said, whats back
wards? If put my shoo on wrong, is
that backwards"
Eyes"
"If | sit this way''-and he deliber-
ately turned his back to the tsble-
lis that backwards"
yes"
well, l wasn't sitting like that
when | ate my pie"