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Evening star., 1916-12-04

Ragsdale. who have been spending some
time at their home in South Carolina
will return to Washington tomorrow
morning.
Mr. and Mrs. Robert McKittrick Jones'
who have been visiting the Secretary
of Agriculture and Mrs. Houston at the
Hotel Lafayette. have returned to their
home at St. Louis
Mrs A. H. Fowler and Miss Fowler
who went north to spend Thanksgiving,
are expected to return to Washington
this evening.
Mrs. Mahlon Pjtney will receive on
Mondays during January Mrs Pitney
viii not be at home during December.
Mr.. Hermann Oelrichs, who recently
received an appointment to the Ameri-
can embassy in Berlin, is sailing tomor-
row from New York with Ambassador
and Mrs. Gerard
Miss Mary A. Cryder has cards out
for tea with music on Tuesday ar
ternoon at O'Clock in her home. 1911
y street. Miss Alice kronheim. So
prano, will sing and Miss Marie Han
son. pianist, will play
Mrs. James Young. wife of Represen-
tative James Young Of Texas. has sent
out cards for Saturday, December l6
from to Z, when she will introduce
her daughter. Miss Imogen Young. at a
tea dance at Rauchers.
Miss Jean McAllister, who spent the
THANKSGIVING holidays with Col. and
Mrs. James A. Shipton. has returned to
her home in Virginia.
Mrs Louis Lombard will hereafter re-
ceive on the second and fourth Satur-
days at her residence. 2040 s street.
Representative Frederick Fl. Gillett has
arrived for the opening of Congress and
is at his residence in 18th street
Mrs. Gillett and her daughters. the
Misses Hoar. will not join him until just
before Christmas.
Capt. Albert r. Niblack, u. S. N, who
has been appointed a member of the gen.
eral board, will take up his duties here
shortly after Christmas. Mrs. Niblack
will come to Washington the latter part
of the week from Newport for visit
of several days.
Senator Henry Cabot Lodge will have
as his guest this winter his daughter-in-
Evening star., 1916-12-04
Births Reported.

The following births have been reported 10 II
health department within the last twenty foJ
hours:
Richard Z. and Mary Whitley, girl
Martin 7. and Lillian NJ. Webb, girl.
Joseph f. and BERTHE NJ. Talbert. boy.
Paul b. and Mae NJ. Turnaga. girl.
Josiah and Maud Suit. girl
Ely +. and Ida Shapiro, boy.
Charles T.. and Bertha I. sanford girl.
Frederick NJ. and Ruby Marks, boy.
Joseph and Pauline Hess girl
Harry l.. and Nellie Z. Howard girl
William Il. and Emily S. X. Dooves girl
Joseph and Mary Waters, girl
Arthur and Edna Thomas, girl
Joseph and Bessie Smith, boy.
Charles and Sadie Payne. boy
George apd Lula McCowan boy
Alfred and Maria Lee, girl.
John and Viola Henderson, girl
Richard and Susie Crimes boy
Charles Ii. and Annozean Flagg boy.
Evening star., 1916-12-04
John D. Archbold Holds His Own.

TARRYTOWN, n. Y. December A.
John D. Archbold. president of the
Standard Oil Company Of New Jerssy,
critically Ill from an operation ten
days ago for appendicitis, passed .
comfortable night. II was said at his
home here today. There was no change
from Yesterday, when his condition
was reported as hopeful.
Evening star., 1916-12-04

Miss Helena Griffin and Miss Frances
Evarts have returned from New York
where they went to attend the Army
Navy game and the Thanksgiving hop
at West Point
Evening star., 1916-12-04

Mr.. ]. NJ. Bookhultz and his mother
of 421S New Hampshire avenue north
west are spending a few days with
Mr.. and Mrs. William +. Kaufman Of
Parkton, Md.
Evening star., 1916-12-04

The debutantes and others of the
dancing set are deeply interested in
the opening tea dance at the Playhouse
on Tuesday afternoon, from 4:30 to Z
o'clock. The dances will continue on
saturdays and Tuesdays through the
season
Evening star., 1916-12-04

The Sarmont Aid for Consumptives.
one of the most appealing of all phiian-
bazaar on Wednesday and Thursday. this
week. at the Willard. from am. to 10
pm. Mrs. George w. Harris. Mrs. G. Il.
Galliher. Mrs. Everett Partridge, Mrs. II.
Mrs. W. D. Writ will be in charge of the
booths.
Evening star., 1916-12-04

who look into every case brought to
their attention. On the Sth of Decem-
Der there will be a tag day in aid of
the relief wardrobes
Evening star., 1916-12-04

Mrs. B. IT. Buckingham and her sis
ter. Miss Freeman, have returned from
their summer home at Cornwall. n. Y.
and have opened their home on II
street.
Evening star., 1916-12-04

The Club of Colonial Danes will have
! but one entertainment in December
and that will be this afternoon at 4:30
when Miss Cora Neal, the field secre-
tary of the Southern Educational Asso-
| citation. will tell of her work among
the mountain people of the south. and
| Miss Nancy Barbee will relate some OF
| her charming dialect stories. Tea will
| be served.
Evening star., 1916-12-04

! DR.. James Duncan Gatewood. L. s. N.
| and Mrs. Gatewood have as their guest
Mrs. William G. Young of Hampton.
Va. who will be with them until after
| the wedding of Miss Margaret Smith
and Mr.. George Fl. Kennedy jr. to-
morrow.
Evening star., 1916-12-04

woodard. William Grosvenor. Richard S
Aldrich. Dudley L. Pickman, jr.. and
Alexander Gait Grant.
Before and during the wedding service
there will be special musical program
and after the wedding ceremony there
will be a reception for relatives and in,
innate friends at the home OF Mr. ana
Mrs. Alexander, in 5Sth street.
Evening star., 1916-12-04

Mrs. A. H. Fowler and Miss Fowler,
who went north to spend Thanksgiving,
are expected to return to Washington
this evening.
Evening star., 1916-12-04

Miss Jean McAllister, who spent the
Thanksgiving holidays with Col. and
Mrs. James A. Shipton. has returned tc
her home in Virginia.
Evening star., 1916-12-04

Mrs. James Young. wife OF Represen-
tative James Young Of Texas. has sent
out cards for Saturday, December 16.
from ) to I. when she will introduce
her daughter. Miss Imogen Young, at a
tea dance at Raucher's.
Evening star., 1916-12-04

Mr.. Hermann Oelrichs, who recent,
received an appointment to the Ameri
can embassy in Berlin, is sailing tomor
row from New York with Ambassado
and Mrs. Gerard
Evening star., 1916-12-04

Mrs. Mahlon Pitney will receive on
Mondays during January Mrs. Pitney
VIII not be at home during December.
Evening star., 1916-12-04

Ragsdale. who have been spending some
time at their home in South Carolina,
will return to Washington tomorrow
morning.
Evening star., 1916-12-04

The house committee of the College
Women's Club will be hostesSes
Wednesday afternoon, December 6, at
2:30. for a card party, to be given at
the clubrooms, for the benefit of the
houSefurnishing fund.
The second evening meeting of the
club is Saturday at s O'clock Mrs.
Newton Baker will sing and Miss
F'rieda Frommell is to give a dramatic
reading. After the program there viii
be dancing. Guest tickets can be Sc
cured from Miss Catherine Custis, 912
10Th street. The afternoon hostesses
for the week are Mrs. Woolard and
Miss Katherine Raber. assisted by 9TH
er members of the club
There Will be no meeting on Tues
day evening. The dancing section of
the club viii meet at the clubrooms on
Wednesday, December 6. at o'clock
When the relief committee of the
Christ Child Society opened the doors
of its wardrobe a short time ago there
was such a demand upon it's resources
that its ample stock was almost ex-
hausted, and the winter is scarcely
here.
The rooms of Christ Child headauar r
ters, in pennsylvania avenue and oath
street, were crowded. and every case
was needy, for the cards they present.
ed proved their identity; they had been
issued by visitors of the relief commit
tee, which consists of thirty members,
Evening star., 1916-12-04

Miss Mary A. Cryder has cards out
for a tea. with music. on Tuesday af-
ternoon at O'Clock in her home, 1911
street. Miss Alice kronheim. So
prano. will sing and Miss Marie Han.
son. pianist, will play
Evening star., 1916-12-04

Mr.. and Mrs. Robert McKittrick Jones,
who have been visiting the Secretary
of Agriculture and Mrs. Houston at the
Hotel Lafayette. have returned to their
home at st. Louis
Evening star., 1916-12-04

Owing to the death of her sister. Mrs
Lewis Jackson, 1927 o street, has re-
called her invitation to Janet Montgom-
cember IL. ~
Evening star., 1916-12-04
For the Child

DRINKING MUGS,
CEREAL BOWLS,
NAPKIN RINGS,
BABY SPOONS,
FOOD PUSHERS,
KNIFE, FORK AND
SPOON SETS.
Evening star., 1916-12-04

Miss Margaret Wilson and Miss
Bones, who accompanied the President
and Mrs Wilson to New York at the
end of the week. did not return with
them yesterday morning, remaining
over for longer visit.
The Lovington leader., 1916-11-24
FORGOT ONE LITTLE THING
Next Time Dad viii Be More Careful
In Assembling the Various Parts
Of Safety Razor.

I'll stop shaving" swore dad. as he
appeared at the breakfast table with
sundry pieces Of court-plaster decorat-
Ing his face. II cut myself more and
more every day."
"Why not get II safety razOr?" asked
George. who had lately commenced to
shave himself "lt's ever so comfy. I'll
lend you mine to try, and show you
how II works."
Father agreed to make the expert
ment and was duly instructed In as
sembling the lethal weapon. Next morn
Ing. however when he reached the
breakfast table his face was more torn
and cut than ever.
"Hang your safety razor" he
growled. ut hurts more than my old
one did! Why. | had to pull like the
dickens, and when at last did manage
to get the hair of I brought the skin
OF as WELL"
George was mystlfed. His safety
was a razor to swear by and he deter
mined to investigate. lie entered the
bathroom and shricked with laughter.
When the family had administered
first aid he exclaimed:
mo wonder you had such n bad time
with the safety razor, dad" he
gurgied. "You forgot to put the blade
In"
The Lovington leader., 1916-11-24
MEN WERE OECEIvERS EVER"
Mean Ruse Employed by Mr.. MulIioer
Tawny Proves That Poets Asser.
ton Was True.

"Mulliger." whispered Mrs. 'Tawny,
Il hear someone moving In the next
room. II must be u burglar!"
"liuh? said Mulliger Tawny sleep
lily. Nonsense There's nothing In
this house TO attract a burglar"
II know that as well us you do. you
shiftless wretch, but the burglar don't
know I'll" Kissed Mrs. Tawny. "Oh,
there's man with a dark lantern" !"
LET me ut him." cried Mulllger
Tawny. And In one bound he had the
masked intruder by the throat.
II surrender" gurgled the house
breaker.
Take him out to a policeman" cried
Mrs. Tawny from under the bedclothes.
And after holding the burglar by the
power Of his eye as he hastily dressed
Mulliger led him from the room.
Once outside, the burglar tore OF his
mask and laughed great, round laughs
"Ohi Oh! Oh! Then he and Nul.
Tiger repaired arm In arm to the club
and draw poker. 1t was the first nights
vacation that poor Mulliger Tawny had
had In two mOnths.-DetrOit Free
Press.
The Lovington leader., 1916-11-24
TEXAS NEWS

Yoakum. Texas.-"After using dif.
ferent kinds of medicines for kidney
and bladder troubles will say that
have given DR.. Pierce's Anuric Tab.
lets fair trial and was greatly bene.
dted. and do hereby cheerfully recon.
mend Anuric to all persons suffering
from kidney and bladder troubles."-
Mr.. HENRY ROTH. R. 4. Box l5s.
: Simply ask your druggist for DR..
Pierce's Anuric Tablets. Every pack.
age Of Anurlc is sure to be DR.. Pierce's,
You will find the signature on the pack.
age just as you do on DR.. Pierce's Fa.
vorite Prescription. the ever.famous
friend to ailing women. and DR.. Pierce's
Golden Medical Discovery. proven BY
years to be the greatest general tonic
and reconStructor.-Adv,
The Lovington leader., 1916-11-24
Just q bubble,

"A mere quibble" said society
leader In q discussion Of the divorce
problem AT Newport.
"a Quibblc." he continued, "as worth.
less as the wife's."
"A man said. looking up from his
paper.
"'llere's another miscr leaving half
million to charity. wonder why all
the mlscrs you read about are bache-
lorsy
"'Oh,' his wife answered. married
mlsers are so common they're not
worth mentioning
The Lovington leader., 1916-11-24
Fine Overhead.

A local nature student one rainy
morning recently was picking his way
through a thicket in a park where he
attracted the attention Of a passerby.
what are YOU dolnsi' asked tn,
curious one.
"Just looking for birds"
rs II good day for birds1"
With significant glance downward
at his dripping trousers and shoes the
nature student replied:
"Pretty good. but It's n bum day for
anything that can't keep Its feet up
out Of the grass."-San Francisco
Chronicle.
The Lovington leader., 1916-11-24
Diet for the Lean,

DR.. Louis Henry Levy. In Pictorial
Review says:
Though the lean individual may be
the more agile and vigorous. leanness
Is also associated with those OF a
nervous temperament. II Is not al.
ways a desirable condition, since II
prematurely ages the face by the early
appearance Of wrinkles. II Is also the
accompaniment Of chronically diseased
stomachs, resulting from disturbed
digestion and poor absorption Of the
digested foods.
"The foods which are best adapted
for the lean are those that have been
denied to the obese person-the
starches, sugars. and fats. but suffi.
Client care must be exercised to pre-
vent disturbing m entirely good stom.
ach. Let the lean one eat well OF the
rich foods and sever relations with
the sour and spicy ones. Above all,
let her cultivate sunny. rcstful dis.
position, with nervous system under
steady control. for these are the trade
marks OF the robust and plump per.
son."
The Lovington leader., 1916-11-24
Drinking of Water
(By v. N. PIERCE, N. d.

The general conclusions Of the latest
Medical Scientists proves that drink
Ing plenty Of pure water both between
meals and with ones meals Is bene-
acial to health. 1t has now been prov.
en- by means Of the X.rays and actual
tests upon many healthy young men
that the drinking of large amounts Of
water U1th meos Is often beneficial.
Therefore II you want to keep healthy
drink plenty Of pure water (not ice
water), both with your meals and be-
tween meals. II you ever suffer from
backache. lumbago. rheumatism. or any
Of the symptoms Of kidney trouble
such % deep colored urine. sediment
In urine. getting ont Of bed at night
frequently and other troublesome ef.
fects, take little Anuric before meals.
These Anuric Tablets can be obtained
at almost any drug store.
The Lovington leader., 1916-11-24
kls Dearest Wjsh.

An Idaho man tells Of an unusual
response made by the accused to a
question very usual In the circum.
stances.
prisoner at the bar" said the Judge.
us there anything you'd like to say
before sentence Is passed upon your
Whereupon the prisoner looked to-
ward the door and remarked pleasant
ly: "lf It is agreeable to the com.
pany. should like to say good eve
ming"
The Lovington leader., 1916-11-24
"rhe Autumn. Drippino Cloon.s

1t Is very well that we have named
the season fall. 1t Is the time when
everything comes tumbling about our
ears. We have never learned to ad-
Just the work Of the year so that Its
divisions might fall as equal burdens
upon our shoulders. Through tradition.
mismanngelnent or necessity. the wom-
Ell Of the world have the entire re.
arrangement of their segment Of II In
the autumn-New York Times.
The Lovington leader., 1916-11-24
HEAL SKIN TROUBLES
That Itch. Burn and DisNoure BY
Using Cutieura. Trial Free.

The Soap to cleanse and purify. the
Ointment to soothe and heal Rashes.
eczemas. pimples. dandrun and sore
hands yield to treatment with Cuticura
Soap and Ointment Relief Is immedi.
ate and healment. in most cases. com.
plete. speedy and permanent.
Free sample each by mail with Book
Address postcard. Cuticura, Dept. L
Boston. Sold everywhere.-Adv.
The Lovington leader., 1916-11-24
It's the Sad Truth.

II need lot Of new things" began
Mrs. Wife. Eve have to get n new rug
for the dining room and some cur.
tnips for the living room. We need
some new dishes. too. And. besides.
| haven't a thing - wear. I've got to
get a new evening dress and n street
dress. aud u couple of new hats. and
| haven't u pair Of shoes to my lame.
and"
Well, what's the joke about thisf
you ask.
II isn't any jOke-that's all.
The Lovington leader., 1916-11-24
Preventing the Truth.

"Our chicken lays an egg every day."
said Kitty proudly.
"Our chicken lays two eggs every
day." said Bessie. not to be OutdOne.
"Our cat has kittens every month";"
said Willie.
Sure n be-" exclaimed the cook ;
"'tls yersclvcs Is the little loIyers."
The Lovington leader., 1916-11-24
Similar.

This reminds me Of some Of the
new-fangled poetry they're printing In
the magazines nowadays" observed
the man who was viewing the parade
Of the Punkville Preparedness league.
"On account OF the rhythm, I sup
pose" suggested his friend.
mo. on account OF the Irregular
lines"