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Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1916-04-19

the waistline and has not been con-
victed of felony is entitled, even oblig
ed, to be called colonel before he
is 40.
In view Of |, prepOnderance of col
onels among the voting population it
would be indiscreet of former Presi-
dent Taft to object to the title if he
were running for office or cOntem-
plating at any time being candidate
because of the insistency of party
leaders or personal friends. No can
didate could be elected without poll
ing a considerable part of the colonel
vote The colonies do not constitute
a body holding the balance of power
merely. They are capable of electing
or defeating by their own votes any
one who stands for elective office. In
ordinary circumstances there is no
coalition of colonies in national poll
tics, but a certain esprit de corps
might easily be developed by slight
ing reference to the title.
Col. Roosevelt, who breathes the
aroma of coffee in his sleep, and
dreams Of sitting with his arms around
the pot, will always remain primar-
arily colonel, and incidentally the for
mer president, hippopotamus hunter
and discoverer of the River of Doubt.
Judge Taft, evidently, is content with
the compensation of private life, in
dependent of public opinion, and free
to hew to the line of sincerity and let
the chips fall where they may.
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1916-04-19
fSaEtrr SUNDAY SpruttFa.
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special Easter service. A large class
you want a seat, come early
Gifts of flowers for the altar will
be gratefully received.
"A special benevolent offering will
be taken. Come prepared to do your
part.
Many thanks to those who sent eggs
for Wesley hospital
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1916-04-19
Presbyterian Church.

9:45-Sunday school.
1O:45-Easter service. Reception of
members, and communion of the Lords
Supper.
9:3O-BOice Creek Sunday school.
Hurricane Sunday school.
3:3O-Easter service. Communion
Of the Lords Supper.
S:OO-BOice Greek.
Saturday Choir practice.
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1916-04-19

Nothing so efectually cures a man
of the flattery habit as marriage.
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1916-04-19

White lies require whitewashing tt
keep them from turning black.
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1916-04-19

Never judge a mans bravery by
his conversation.
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1916-04-19

STATE OF WISCONSIN, Grant coun-
ty-In Circuit Court:
Sue F. Draper, plaintiff,
The Richmond Virginian. (Richmond, Va.) 1910-1920, 1916-03-19

not working Just right ana he asked
10 be excused. for. he declared, he did
rot believe he could do Justice to him
self and his voice. Aaron Jacobs had
been practicing There's Pretty Spot
in Ireland" but upon seeing that there
were no other Irishmen present no did
not think the song an appropriate one
for the occasion. This IL the only song
he had practiced. consequently the Ro-
tarians were relieved of listening to
the well-known Broad Street clothier.
Tom Paimatary was to have brought
green pig on tho scene, but owing
to the high cost OF pork and the In
crease In the cost of paint since the
hostilitIes started over in Europe, and
not wanting to go without coca colas
and cigars for the next week, he aban-
doned his plan.
Anyhow, fun was prevalent
throughout the afternoon and the
usual amount OF laughter was forth
coming.
Announcement was made that the
Rotary Club with give a minstrel show
some time in April. and Aaron Jacibs
will have charge of 1t. All OF those
who will participate are members of
the Rotary Club.
The Richmond Virginian. (Richmond, Va.) 1910-1920, 1916-03-19
TAKE SALTS To
FLUSH KIDNEYS
EAT LESS MEAT IF YOU FEEL
BACKACHY OR HAVE BLAD-
DER TROUBLE.

Meat forms uric acid. which excites
and overworks the kidneys in their
efforts to filter II from the system.
Regular eaters Of meat must flush the
kidneys occasionally. You mus; re-
lfeye them like you relieve your bow
els; removing all the acids waste and
roison. else you feel duh misery in
the kidney region. sharp pains in the
back. or sick headache. dizziness, your
stomach sours. tongue is coated. and
when the weather Is bad you haVe
rheumatic twinges The urine Is
cloudy. full OF sediment; the channels
often get irritated. ohliging you TO get
IN two or three times during the night.
To neutralize these Irritating acids
and flush off the bedy's arinoas waste
get about four ounces of Jad Salts
from any pharmacy; take table
spoonful in a glass of water before
breakfast for few days and your KID
neys VIII then act fine and bladder dis
orders disa ppear This famous salts
a made from the acids of grapes and
lemon Juice, combined with lithia, and
fIas been used for generations To cfeur
and stimulate sluggish kidneys and
stop bladder irritation. Jad Salts IL
inexpensive. harmless and makes q
delightful effervescent lithia water
drink. which millions OF men and
women take now and then, thus avoid
ing serious kidney and bladder dis
eases ADV.
The Richmond Virginian. (Richmond, Va.) 1910-1920, 1916-03-19
ROTARIiNS VISIT
BIG POWER PLANT
Green Predominates and Generally
Rotarytime of Ii Is Had--Speeches
and Song smothercd by
Ice Cream.

While the sons of Old Erin were OBJ
serving St. Patriek's Day with church
services and In various other ways
Friday afternoon, members Of the
Richmond Rotary Club were decorat-
ing themselves with green and doing
a little celebrating themselves down
at the power plant of the Virginia
Railway and Power Company. located
at the foot of Twelfth Street.
The original intention OF the Ro-
tnrians was to merely inspect the
street car company's commodious
plant, but one never can tell what the
members of this organization will do,
for while they were there someone re-
minded them of the fact that II was
St Patricks Day ana they Immediate
ly proceeded to celebrate.
The Richmond Virginian. (Richmond, Va.) 1910-1920, 1916-03-19
SAGE TEA DANDY
To OARkEN HAIR
IT'S GRANDMOTHERs RECIPE TO
BRING BACK COLOR AND
LUSTRE TO HAIR.

You can turn gray. faded hair beau
tifully dark and lustrous almost over
night IL you'll get 5e-cent bottle of
"Wyeth's Sage and Sulphur Com
pound" at any drug store. Millions
of bottles of this old. famous Sage Tea
Recipe are sold annually, says we'll
known druggist here. because It dark
ems the hair so naturally and evenly
that no one can tell 1t has been APP
piled.
Those whose hair Is turning gray.
becoming faded, dry, scraggly, and thin
have a surprise awaiting them, be-
cause after one or two applications the
gray hair vanisnes and your locks be-
come luxuriantiy dark and beautiful
all dandruff goes. scalp itching and
falling hair stops. --'r.~
This Is the age OF youth. Gray
haired, unattractive folks aren't want
ed around. so get busy with Wyeth' $
Sage and sulphur tonight and you'll
/ be delighted with your dark, hand
some hair and your youthful appear
ance within a few days.-Adv.
The Richmond Virginian. (Richmond, Va.) 1910-1920, 1916-03-19
GENERALLY CELEBRATE
ST. PATRICK'S DAY
Religious Social and Patriotic Gatherings Held In Commend
ration of Ireland's Patron Saint-Bishop O'Conneu
and Rev Father S. J. o'Hern, of Washington
Speakers of the Day.

4 ~. Ratricl,s Day was more Eenor-
ally observed Friday than for mum
Der OF years Beginning with special
services at 1890 O'Clock in the morn
ing at ST. Patricks Church. followed
BY neny dinners and private parties
in the afternoon, ard concluding
with an elaborate entertainment at
The McCs4ll Union. the taithfuI Sons
OF the Emerald Isle we're kept hnsy
cclehrating in memory of their patron
saint.
Rev. Father s. :. oIIern. Of wash
fngton, lnuGed s. Patrick at the
morning services AT 81. Patrick 5
Church, while that honor fen 10
Rishop O'Connell at night at McGiil
Iynior. In both instances the ad-
dresses were entertaining an instruc-
tive. while giving the Younger ele-
snent Of hearers 8 better knowledge
OF the life end career Of the patron
saint
The services At the church werc Of
an entirely religious chRrac-cr- while
the entertainment at the union wGs
distincly social and Tatriotic.
John J. Blake. lead ng Hibernian,
was master OF ceremonies at the en-
The Richmond Virginian. (Richmond, Va.) 1910-1920, 1916-03-19
". ?. |. A. TO PRESENT.
PRIZES OF COLO
Offers $25 In CO. For Best Essay Of
Total Abstinence From Biblical
Standpoint"

The Woman's Prohibition League of
America will present to the girl or
boy in any Sunday School In the South
/ who will write the best essay on Total
Abstinence From Biblical Stand
| point" $40 In gold The essay may be
any length not exceeding 1900 words.
Only those between the ages OF
twelve and seventeen years will be
allowed TO compete for this prize.
The essays must be typewrftten and
sent to headquarters, l15 North Fifth
Street. Richmond, Va. not later than
July /. The name OF the writer
should be written on a slip of paper
and enclosed. The prize will be award
ed to the fortunate contestant at the
summer conference of this State
Public School Prizes.
To the boy and girl in the high
schools of the State of Virginia who
will write the best essay on THE Eff
feet OF Narcotics On the Human Sys-
TEN" a SIS gold piece will be presented
at the summer conference, the same
rule pertaining to this contest as to
the Sunday Schools OF the South.
Graded Schools.
To the boy and girl In the graded
schools who will write the best essay
on The Effect of Alcohol On the
Body" a two dollars and a half gold
piece will be awarded. the essay to
have not less than 500 words The
rules for the other essays are to be
observed for this contest
Literature to help all contestants will
be furnished free TO all interested by
writing TO the headquarters of the
Nomans Prohibition League Of
America. 116 North Fifth Street,
Richmond, Va.
The Richmond Virginian. (Richmond, Va.) 1910-1920, 1916-03-19
Kansas C1livairy.

The following Is part OF resolu.
ton adopted by the Kansas Legisla-
ture. The resolution was offered by
Senator Jouett Shouse, formerly of
Lexington:
whereas, the women OF our State
exercised the right OF universal suf-
frage at the last election for the first
time in the history OF Kansas: and,
Whereas. the right to vote was ex-
ercised by them generally and with
manifest interest In the questions Mt
issue; therefore, be It
Resolved by the Senate OF the State
OF Kansas, the House concurring there
IN, That It is the Judgment of this
Legislature that the granting OF the
right OF suffrage to the women of the
state. so long withheld from them.
was not only an act OF Justice to
disfranchised class. but that 1t also
has proven to be of great good to
the State and 60 the women them
selves"
The Richmond Virginian. (Richmond, Va.) 1910-1920, 1916-03-19
MORPHINE
1aouor and Tobacco AddiCtions Cured
within Ten Days by Our New
Painless Method.
only Sanita~tuIn In the World
Giving Unconditional
Guarantee.

Our guarantee means something,
Mot one dollar need ne paid until a
satisfactory cure has been effected.
We control completely the usual with
draw symptoms No extreme nerv-
casness. aching Of limbs or loss OF
sleep Patients unable 10 visit SAM
tarlun car be treated privately al
home. References; Union Bank and
Trust Company. The Amer. an Ma
tionai Bank, or any other citizen OF
Lebanon.
Write for Fres Booklet No. i4D,
Address
CUMBERLAND SANTTARfTM.
r. j. Sanders. Mgr.. Lebanon. Tenn,
The Richmond Virginian. (Richmond, Va.) 1910-1920, 1916-03-19
The Blow That Killed Father.

Thomas b. McAdams was TO have
recited an ode on the coming of spring.
the bahbling of brooks. the little
honey bees and grasshoppers, but in
view of the cold wave that hit Rich
mond a few days ago. he could not get
up sufficient inspiration for such a
poetical outburst. Horace Smith was
also on the program to sing duet all
by himself. but his vocal cords were
The Richmond Virginian. (Richmond, Va.) 1910-1920, 1916-03-19
Chorus.

Where dear old shnnnon's flowing,
Where the three-leaved Shamrock
growing.
Where my heart Is, am going,
To my little Irish rose.
And the moment that meet her,
With hug and kiss ! greet her.
For there's not colleen sweeter,
WheFs ths E4geT shannon flows.
Cresco plain dealer. (Cresco, Howard County, Iowa) 1913-1945, 1916-03-03
THINK OF II
10000 Persons Publicly Recommend
Our Remedy. Some Are cresco
DoonIa


Our Remedy. Some Are cresco
People.
Over one hundred thousand have
recommended Doan's Kidney Pills,
For backache, kidney. urinary ills.
Forty thousand signed testimonials
Are appearing now in public print.
Some of them are Cresco people.
Some are published in Cresco.
No other remedy shows such proof.
Follow this Cresco mans example.
julius Kaatz, 129 w. Fifth Ave..
Cresco, says: II can hardly describe
the misery l endured from backache.
The pains were very severe in the
small of my back and for days at a
time, couldn't walk with a straight
back. The action of my kidneys was
irregular and the kidney secretions
were highly colored. got Doan's
Kidney Pills from Clemmer's Drug
Store, and one box cured me of the
attack"
Price SOC, at all dealers. Don't
simply ask for kidney remedy-get
Doan's Kidney Pills-the same that
cured Mr.. Kaatz. Foster-Milburn Co..
Props, Buffalo, N. Y.
Cresco plain dealer. (Cresco, Howard County, Iowa) 1913-1945, 1916-03-03
Luna Trouble Yielded
10 This Medicine

If you are suffering with serious
lung trouble, it will pay to fully in
vestigate Eckman's Alternative, a
remedy which has caused many re-
coveries. One follows
1923 Girard Ave., Phila, Pa.
"GentleMen:-In the winter Of
1909 had an attack Of Grippe. fol.
lowed by Pneumonia. and later by
Lung Trouble. In the winter Of
1894 I had n cough. night s'venfs.
fever and RAISED quantities of :iWfui-
locking stuff. ANA later I had many
he.norrIinEes. ~ Hne time three IN
thrce successive days. three phFst-
clans treated me. I was ordered to
the iuOuntnina, hut did not 20. -
,c:.u's Alternative was recommend
by 81 friend. After taking II s;sa
U;,;:ntity I had the first quiet night "
steep for weeks. My Improvement
wrs marked. from the FIRST, a:ni sed
strength and weight aud appetite.
I never had cnct!i"c bemnrrbGEe and
my cough gradually lessenel until
entirely gone. am perfectly WELL"
lAbbre vinted.)
(Sf,iGnvib ANNIE F. LOUGHWAN.
Eckman's Alternative is most effica-
cious in bronchial catarrh and Sc
we're throat and lung affections and
up-building the system. Contains
no harmful or habit forming drugs.
Accept no substitute. Small size. 81;
regular size. 81. Sold by leading
druggists. Write for booklet of re-
coveries.
Eckman Laboratory. Philadelphia.
Cresco plain dealer. (Cresco, Howard County, Iowa) 1913-1945, 1916-03-03

COmpound for nervOusness and dyspepsia, When was
gh the Change of Life found it very helpful and
spQkan of it to other who suffer as did and
Cresco plain dealer. (Cresco, Howard County, Iowa) 1913-1945, 1916-03-03

five years ago 1 always had headache and back
ache with bearing down pains and l would have
heat flashes very bad at times with dizzy spells and
Vegetable Compound feel like new person and
am in better health and no more troubled with
the aches and pains had before took your won:
derful remedy. recommend it to my friends for
cannot praise it enough. "-Mrs. MARGARET Grass
MAN, 759 N. Ringgold St., Philadelphia, Pa.
Beverly, Mass-"I took Lydia E. Pinkham's
,und, for nervousness and dyspepsia, when was
Cresco plain dealer. (Cresco, Howard County, Iowa) 1913-1945, 1916-03-03
Qor1an'5
2r0blem
How to Feel Well During Middle
Life Told by Three Women Who
Learned from Experience.

The Change of Life is most critical period Of
womans existence and neglect of health at this time invites
disease and pain. Women everywhere should remember
so successfully carry women through this trying period
Lydia E. Pinkham's Vegetable Compound, made from
native roots and herbs. Read these letters:-
Cresco plain dealer. (Cresco, Howard County, Iowa) 1913-1945, 1916-03-03

going through the Change of Life. 1 found it We
have always spoken of it to other women who sui
have had them try it and they also have received
good results from it.'-Mrs. GEORGE A. DUNBAR,
II Roundy ST., Beverly, Mass
Erie, Pa.-"I was in poor health when the
E. Pnkhams Vegetable Compound, or | think
should not have got over it as easy as did. Even
now if / do not feel good l take the Compound
your remedies to every woman for it may help
them as it has me."-Nlrs. E. KISSING, 931 East
oath St., Erie, Pa.
No other medicine has been so successful in rel
suffering as has Lydia e. Pinkhams Vegeta
Women may receive free and helpful advice by W
f. Pinkham Medicine Co., Lynn, Mass. Such lett
and answered by women only and held In strict
The day book. [volume] (Chicago, Ill.) 1911-1917, 1916-01-06
even killed. Think it over, Messrs.
Reformers and Moralists.-Oak PIX.
ILLEGITIMAcY.-


German last week who has been in
this country about year He left
his wife and two daughters over
there and came to this country for
work which he has found. Recently
he wrote back for his family to come,
but a letter has been received which
tells him that his wife and two
daughters are all three pregnant by
two Russian soldiers and one Hindu
soldier. l feel sorry for the German,
but he says he will stand by his fam
lily just the same. Now supposing
these three children or more are boys.
Going along Is years we will fur
Their suppose the mothers have raised
them as German women often do, in
stead of showing the kids into chart
table institutions a la American.
Now we will suppose you are talking
to these boys Is years hence, Mr..
Wells, cursing and damning their
fathers. calling them fallen men, etc.,
until these husky lads pick you up
and throw you into Bubbly creek
Suppose further that they fish you
out and hand you a copy of the fol-:
lowing resolutions:
I've belong to the international
association of illegitimate children,
over one hundred million strong.
I've would rather be born heal
thy, as we are, even if Legitimate,
rather than be born legitimate, but
unhealthy.
3-We would rather be born lille
climate than not to be born at all,
because this world is sweet.
4HOur mothers health was i'm
proved for us having come into the
world, and so again we are grateful
for what our fathers did, although it
was against the laws of man.
5-Attitude of mind is everything,
and it is this attitude of mind of the
homogeneous wedloek world against
our kind that makes our lot hard.
Inasmuch as only one-third of the
The day book. [volume] (Chicago, Ill.) 1911-1917, 1916-01-06

maids, bachelors and our kind, live
and become mental slaves to the one
third. This is the worst form of
slavery.
Eve claim by natural right the
right of every woman to childbirth
when her health demands it and the
voice of nature calls her. The laws
of health, sex and love of life are SUI
perior to all. the foolish laws of man.
Now, my dear Mr.. Wells, you say
you do not believe in polygamy. Now,
is not the status of these children
worse than if their mothers had all
been married in. polygamy? How
would you answer these six resolu-
tons, Mr.. Wells ALLEN Steven.
The day book. [volume] (Chicago, Ill.) 1911-1917, 1916-01-06


would you answer these six resolu-
tons, Mr.. Wells ALLEN Steven.
THE INCOME TAX.-If-we could
have an honest government there
would be no trouble about schemes
for getting revenue.
All governments are dishonest be-
cause they rob the producing forces
of society of their honest earnings
and let the natural revenue of gov
eminent go into the Golfers of the
monopolies. A persons rightful
earnings should not be taxed. Such
tax is no better morally than the
plumber of the burglar or pirate. The
taxpayer instinctively realizes that
he is robbed and weakly resorts to
perjury and fraud to save his earn
ings instead of seeking to institute
a Just system of revenue.
If the millionaire earns his mil
lions the government robs him, as
we'll as when it robs the poor man
by tax upon sugar. This dishon-
est tax makes dishonest citizens. But
no man ever earned million. Mil
lonaires are made by special privi-
leges that enable men to get the
values created by all the people
which attach to the land occupied by
the people. They are also made by
lawmade monopolies involved in cor
porate powers that carry on board of
trade and stock exchanges, where
gambling runs riot and the winners
of millions invest their winnings in
the land upon which the people live.
Rail highways, which should be the
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1916-02-11
Bulgars Think
Haze a Right to
Invade Greece
e. kssoc1ATEp rREss.

Sofia, Bulgaria, Feb. 10.-The gov
eminent organ Narodni Prava pub
fishes leading article asserting that
Bulgaria has the right to invade
Greece for the purpose of attacking
the French and British troops there.
It declares Bulgaria is not responsible
for the fact that her enemies have
violated the neutrality of Greece and
continues:
sour enemies must not remain
where they are. We have the right
to seek our enemies there and destroy
them in order that they may not
threaten US.
ut may be hard for Greece TO see
foreign troops on her soil, but we
cannot permit ourselves to be pre-
vented from defending ourselves. We
canont possibly permit the enemy to
remain near our border. He must be
driven out. We are prepared to meet
all possibilities with the fullest conf
dence in our power to win a final vic
tory"
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1916-02-11
Germans Capture a Large
Section of French Trench
Near Vi41y
FRENCH MAKE GAINS
ON SOMME RIVER
Russians Strongly On the
Offensive on East Gala
clan Frontier
BY ASSOCIATED PRESS.

London, Feb. 10.-Severe fighting
continues between the French and
Germans in the Artois region of
France. Northwest Of Vimy, Berlin
says, a large section of a French
trench has been captured while the
craters near Melville, recently lost
to the French were retaken, with a
few prisoners and twenty-five ma
chine guns.
Paris asserts that near LafoIie the
Germans were forced out of their
communicating trenches and two Ger
man attacks between Melville and
Lafolie REFUSED Berlin admits the
French, south of the Somne river,
entered section of the first line of
German trenches.
In Volhynia and on the Eastern Ca
lician frontier the Russians are
strongly on offensive and northwest
of Tarn0pol the Russians penetrated
Austrian trenches but were elected.
On the Bessarabian frontier the
Russians were driven back from an
advance position to the main work.
The Italians elaifa victory ii
small engagements at several points
on the Austro-Italian front.
Premier Skouloudis. Of Greece, said
the governments neutral policy had
the support Of majority of Greeks
and would be continued despite pres
sure.