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The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1916-11-07
.L|NSLY IS BADLY
CRIPPLED; WILL GO
TO S|STERSVILLE

With Hadorn. Russell Mnnkemillcr,
Coffey and McFey on the injured list,
the LinSly football team commenced
practice yesterday for SisterSvllc neXI
Friday afternoon. Coach Holden said
last night that he noticed Il better Of
fcnsivc play in the game last Saturday
with Philadelphia. the Orange and
Black making many first downs. For
ward passing is Linsly's weak point,
and after holding the pike lads To a
nothing nothing score during The first
half, they opened up on The aerial
route. scoring four tOuchdowns near
the close of The game. This week The
offensive and defensive play FOR for
ward passes will be worked by Hold
on.
Sistersville has been going good I'M
der Coach Farmer, and have been
scored upon but once on the Sisters
Vile grounds.
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1916-11-07
'WHY THEY HAD SOUP HOUSES IN
GARY

"A little less than two years ago
there were soup houses in Gary, In
diana, What was the trouble?
There had been a certain theory
put into application in an act (the
Underwood Bill passed by Congress.
Il was theory which paid scant at
tcnton TO the demands of American
labor It wont do. 1t IS an
American theory. stand here for the
Republican doctrine OF protection 10
American industry "-Hughes, at Hor-
nell y. y. Sent. %.
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1916-11-07
TO INVESTIGATE INTIMIDATION

CHARLESTON, W. Va, Nov. O.
Efforts 10 intimidate the citizens or
the city of Charleston in the employ
nent OF their political rights on Tues
day. said to be planned by the police
officers OF the city. will be promptly
investigated by federal officers con-
rected with the United States Depart
ment Of Justice. according to state
ment issued by District Attorney Will
lam G.. Barnhart.
All day Monday there were rumo75
about Charleston that the police force
would be used to cOerce the voters and
would seek 10 drive poll workers not
in sympathy with them away from the
nnllS
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1916-11-07
FIRST "DRY" NATIONAL
ELECTION IN ", VA.
NO LONGER DO THE "WHOOP FER
UP" ELECTION CROWDS
STAND AT MAHOGANY.
Saloons viii Not Have to Close in This
State To-day. for There is No
Such Thinq-CIose in Ohio.

Here's what did not take place here
last evening, on the eye of tO-dar'S
presidential election: Signs displayed
in barrooms, reading something like
this: Get Your Supply To-day:
Closed Tomorrow All Day-Electlon.
In Time Of Peace Prepare for War
Tomorrow is Election Day--Cl osed. "
This is the first presidential election
since West Virginia went dry Just
before the ballot battle years ago
the saloons all through The Mountain
State did Il thriving business. To-day
the rumbling OF the water wagon can
be heard down the long lane of time.
and no longer The voice OF old Col. D..
Rum, General j. BarIeycorn can be
heard. pursued the next day by O'd
Man General Debility.
Ohio side saloons will close.
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1916-11-07

Andrew Fischer. labor lcadcr:-"l am
for Wnman'S sutfra".: because ! am Il
labor man. Eight million women are
working for wages in the United states
The RESPONSIBILITY If citizenship When
given to women will make better en- l.
GEMS of their suns and daughters. The
part that Helen Ring Robinson. Il ior-
mcr Wheeling woman. who served Il
term in the Colorado :;"nat" during the
labor trouble there. pIaycd in lis adjust
nlcnt proves 10 M hat womans SUI
frage is right. Women could serv" III
the health department. IN government
institutions Of various kinds more ct-
rrciiveIv than mciI. Thcr are capable
and should h. given citizenship.
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1916-11-07
BULLY BILL" DEAD

SUAMOKIN. Pa. nov. Civilian
Thomas, widely known as Bully Bill, ;
during the reign of the Molly Nagu-
Tres" in the anthracite coal region. ahd
ono of The principal opponents of that
once powerful organization. died hero
cnrlv iodav. H.. fought as :. Union SOl-
,iirr in Tho civil war.
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1916-11-07
TO WATCH THE POLLS.

MARTlSSHI'EsG. ". Va. Nov. & Fifteen men
f.um - hctrtiy" agency arrived here tonight AMI
will l.. Sta,iou,S voting places TO morrow IN order
- proven; election fIHIGs. Following the severe AZ
,ai:in,it th, i"iIilcai conditions III Tins r":nN
Fn,r.ltlv hv = rnIsr IN uSIrur,inI grand Jury.
large runihor IL local citizens raised Il !nd f"r The
Imrpnsr u rrn?l"vinG watchers I'll" polls IN order
H. ,uSu.C al honest election.
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1916-11-07
SUFFRAGE
ABLY CHAMPIONED

Among the champions Of equal sur
TraEG arr tn" following Wheeling gentle
men who h"lcv" ihH. the ratification III
the female suttrag" amendment should
carry today. Here is what they have
10 say about equal suffrage:
Frank w. NeSbitt:-''l FAVOR Woman
Suffrage becaus.. | n"!irv. III III" Re-
publican form 0f government. : re-
public is u state in %hirh the sovereign
power presidcS in lh'. Who'll" body ct lh;
people. No ariSt""rI;,H can trnlhiullT
he called Il republic. whether i!l&d ariSty-
cracy b. an aristrrraCy "f fnmilN. OF
money or Of sex. In my opinion. tho
question as IL Whether women should s's
granted the privil"g" Of the franchise
should not h. decided on III" basis OF eN-
pedicncy. bat uTun the haSiS OF absolute.
right in nation which claims i" be u
republic. and which sells Itself NJ be-
fore the world as Il" defender Of the
duct rnc that TAXATION without the right
OF representation is tyranny. N"mcA'
rs wrll nS mon. arr subject /" tn" do
miniuu IT uiir laws Therefore. WunI'h
as we'll us men should have u voice iii
the making and execution Of those
laws"
Thomas Il. t"ulk:.--"f shall vat" AZ
Tentatively IN the suffrage amrnd!n"nt
for the following reasons:
"1-Equal suffrage appemlS To me- as
being merely Il step in human progress
and rminently right AS Il matter Of hu-
man justice.
'@-Thc educational and moral lcgfS'
latinn advocated by women can he NOR"
easily secured if the WUln"n rUir.
"3--Thcrr is. in This modern day. no
Unsuitable basis Or cause for inequality
between men ami women.
"i--From the concrete lessons learned
in the Schools of actual experience,
equal suffrage means better candidates
placed before The voters; better lhw@
ruarIrd and better government. and.
therefore as Il natural scquitur. better
society.
"a-Woman suffrage would certainly
purge thu body polite.
Tin this age. which, nearly N.uuu.nv4
Of Tho pupllac" of this country ar"
wagc-caruing women and girls. VII" nav"
shown. in virtually all phases Of huS!-
ness and professional activity, COM
potency equal to that Of m"n;--il rs only
Il sense IF fairness and honesty lmp"iI-
ing belief that they should hc given the
most -ffectiv" weapon. tviz.: the bu!iop
for securing u themselves wages COM
mcnSuratc with those paid /" m"n TOR
similar duties or labor.
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1916-11-07

TO RESCUE MEN

SAN FRANCISCO. cal. Nov. Sir
Ernest Shncklcton. antarctic explorer.
arrived here today whence II" Will take
vnSsaEe Wednesday for Australia on his
way IL the South Polar regions I" res
gu" ten men Of his shipwrrckrd "Np"di-
;iun there. With ShnCklctnn is CAPTAIN
Frank WorSlcy. of New Zealand Cap
ten of the wrecked Polar ship Endur-
anre.
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1916-11-07
ONE JOCKEY KILLED: TWO HURT.

BALTIMORE Md. VI. '.-tmG lorLcy was kl'd
and ivu others Voc -rr.";>tv injured ~ Pi.ncn Ia'e
,rprL to.dpy Harry Tan2cy - yrars old. ot I;roOi-
I'm " v Tell WITH h- MONT ia the second Strcric-
cl,asr rar. aud was Killed. \ iit!" later ''Toi
parrtir had his ribs and! wis; hr'h"n N a. fall.
In the last Clinton 'rrct hf"kc ms ieS w!iei'
his mount fell.
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1916-11-07

WEI II. Culvig:--'I believe that wom
ans suffrage is inevitable, and wh"I
that is the case | feel that the hand 81
man cannot hold il back. | like 70 ~
with the women crt "d when lhey are II
the right. | would rather be right iha!
POPULAR
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1916-11-07
ISSUES CHALLENGE

The Seibert Athletic club Of Elm
Grove, challenges the Cupid Athletic
club to a game Sunday or the Sunday
following, TO be played on the Elm
Grove Grounds
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1916-11-07
SUITS DISMISSED

JACKSON. Miss, Nov. 6.-SuiLs to
collect S4,0U0,000 in back taxes from
cotton buyers and merchants in Mis-
siSsippi were dismissed by the state
supreme court today in decision SuS'
tanning an act passed by the last legs
lature ordering abatement OF the nm
CATION. The suits nave been pending
about TWO years.
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1916-11-07
BRESNaHAN GETS SCHULZ.

TOLEDO o. Nov. G-iinsrr lircSnaham. UrU.r and
manager q, the Toledo American Association r!uN.
announced "a dav that hn had purrha srd Pitcher III
Schulz last season With the Cincinnati National
League club 1t was HrnsnahanS first Sep toward
building up his 1917 team.
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1916-11-07

Herbert O. ESuer. proprietor }acr'S
Pharmacy:---"Ciu as far rs you like in re-
porting my reasons for thvoring th'
equal suffrage amendment. There arc
no arguments against womcnS haNIn=
the vote.
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1916-11-07

Julian &. Hearn":-'Asid" from the
fact that Equal Suffrage is right, II Is
also desirable. In problems affecting
In. welfare, of tn. home of dumc$I &c
economy and thu bringing up of children
women are in more intimat" touch Win
the conditions which pr"durr these pro-
blrms than the lUrI AMI II gwen inc
ballot, their ""-rl'"ratiom VIII be- more
effirinnl."
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1916-11-07

Nickles spent in advertising just no"
mean dollars of rental income IN the
course of the year.
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1916-11-07

command my hearty support. Moreover
have not found one convincing afEu-
uent against equal suffrage.
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1916-11-07

John Ultc Jr.:--."AS farmer ana
friend Of rducation favor woman SUI
fruge ! believe woman has right 20
a voice in the government, and men nave
no right TO deny her mat privilege.
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1916-11-07

FloridaS highest point is 200 feet
above sea level.
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1916-11-07

Joseph r. ('url:--"l am for woman
suffrage. hecau&" believe, 49, MAJ ter
sc justic" and right, IL he absolute
equality Of thu S"XrS. and the granting
OF suffraE" 10 woman is An"ther Stcl
towards putting WOMAN on the SAINT
basis with man. hclrV". too. ilIai
woman suffrage would result in better
politics for The potential power at IN,
v,"man'& VOTE would bear down tlc
scales on the side IF right.
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1916-11-07

EIe,,ion r"uruS rrrivcd at t.Y alleys tonight,
Come early ami stay late.
Tonight Il; y. Nat. TWbe VS. Three Sans auc
Mall Pouch Ball Dogs.
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1916-11-07

Edw. t. kreuuZcr.-"l am III favor or
wuman suffrage. first. hcrnuSc it. IS
right in principle and secondly. because
| have MOI been :th" TO find a single
logical argument against l";stuwtg this
right
9TH" fact that this year. for III" llrS'
lime. every presidential ,;andIdhl" - III
favor uf the movement is Il SiEnliiran'
indication Of its growing strength.
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1916-11-07

Jerome \. MoSS:-"AIy clos" assucia-
riun with politicians in STATES whore he
women have the ballot. tn" good infiu-
rncr welded upon III" "ul IT," community
low iLNrS ana I"'rlna public mn
Wishing :hai the mc# Of this state
grant 10 women til" right Of Sulrra Sc.
/ may also say the men of West Viz
ginia will y" proud. when they give this
privilege to rho women To know that II
means The Opening wcdSc for Woman
Suffrage. in The great East.
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1916-11-07

COT. John l.; Day:--"Thc American
homie is The bulwark of the Nation. IT
* said that wnman's place is in the
home. That being true. why should
she IN, denied :. ruir" in protecting that
sanctuary through Tho ballot"
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1916-11-07
MUSEE DUCK PIN LEAGUE.
MusEE TEN PIN league.

TnuiEhtS gam"S--puQucSnc No. |
CuncrnS.
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Clarence t.. Allen. pastor nj Fourth
Street NJ. f. Church d." lnt h"licve
that Tia. "\rrriS.' ut suffrage ~ Il right
that nh"r':S in an! class Of society. 1t
is 4 power ,uHI is ,.rlu%;ltcd by III" state
for It's OWN prutrCliLn. Fur this reason
believe in equal suffrage. not as ~
rrrnlsnit ion Of wumcnS rights. hut rs u
method In remedy our mai ions wrongs.
Tho point uf emphasis is un: that women
need the suffrage. In. ihai the welfare
of uiIr country needs The women. Inc
whole span OF human int"rrst--nolittcaE |.
social. imduStriHl commercial. moral ami
Spiriinal--ncchS Tn" uplifting touch nr
womans power where nl0n". IN our gov
eminent. that power must ultimately he
effective" viz: ut lh, polls. While he"
are many splendid pcopl" conscientious
~ opposed In "ul;al suffrage TIL" owl
forces in the community are also sinGu-
larry united against IL. That which
arouScS the unanimous opposition "t
rum-Srli"rs ami otter lawhrrakrrS must
The Lancaster news. [volume] (Lancaster, S.C.) 1905-current, 1916-04-18
LL-FATED AUGUSTA
SUFFERS NEW FIRE
Blaze in Harrison Building Causes Big Loss and
Threatens Big Retail District

Augusta, Ga, April IA fire
which broke out at 1O:4O O'Clock
last night in the basement of the
Harrison building is now believed to
be under control and the total dam.
age is estimated to be at about $780,
900 and is said to be partly covered
by insurance
Owing to the difficult position of
the fire which began in a compart-
mem OF a basement barber shop and
Turkish bath, about half way
through the building, the fire fight
ers were heavily Handicapped in find
ing the exact location of the flames.
They succeeded, however, in keep
ing the fire from reaching elevator
shafts and spreading above the first
floor of the building.
In the 700 block on Broad street
with the Harrison building are locat
ed many of the principal retail hous~
es of the city, these concerns, to-
gether with the professional people
who were recently burned out III the
fire which destroyed more than 80
blocks and since located in the Har-
ison building, were busy for several
hours making ready to move what
could be handled from the district.
Early this morning one small
house on the outskirts of the city
was completely destroyed and anoth-
er badly damaged, it is said. before
the firemen could control the blaze.
The Lancaster news. [volume] (Lancaster, S.C.) 1905-current, 1916-04-18
TEACHING FARMING
IN PUBLIC SCHOOLS

Continued from Page 81
lington county points to it's rapid ex-
tension throughout the State. The
success already attained is barely
more than blazed trail, which will
have to be modified in many instan-
ces to suit the varying needs of local
conditions.
The cooperation of the farm dem
onstration agents in the yarious
counties is earnestly invited. since
the school boys Of to-day will be the
farmers of tomorrow Moreover. the
various corn clubs, poultry clubs.
pig clubs. calf clubs, and other in
dustrial organizations must centre
around the school house If they are
to accomplish their best work.
1t Is matter of regret that SINH
lar provision was not make for sew
ing. cooking and other Industrial
work for girls. Perhaps this pro-
gressive step will be taken by the leg.
islature as soon as the finances OF the
State will permit.
The schools. the teachers aud the
pupils are ready and eager for in
dustrial training. Developments sim
ply wait on legislation and on funds
The Lancaster news. [volume] (Lancaster, S.C.) 1905-current, 1916-04-18
LANCASTER BOY
MAKING GOOD

The many friends of Eugene
Hough are delighted with his sue
cess at Bailey as indicated herewith: ::
Greenwood, April 10.-Bailey an
neNed another victory here to-day by
defeating Richmond academy of Au-
gusta, Ga, z to 0. The features of
the game were the pitching of Hough
who famed Ia men in six innings:
the fielding Of Leaman and Tice at
second and third for Bailey. The
cadets landed on Lamar for four
clean singles and triple in the sixth
scoring five runs. BY agreement the
game was called at o'clock, only
six innings having been played.
The Lancaster news. [volume] (Lancaster, S.C.) 1905-current, 1916-04-18
AFTER THREE YEARS.
Lancaster Testimony Remains Un.
shaken.

Time is the best test of truth
Here is Lancaster story that has
stood the test of time. II is a story
with point which will come straight
home to many OF us.
Mrs. Jane Il. Edwards. Cataw ba
ST. Lancaster, says: Zone of the
family suffered from disordered kid
neNS. The kidney action was irregu-
ihr and caused much annoyance
ihere We're severe pains across the
small OF the back and good night s
rest was impossible. Doan's Kidney
'iiis, procured at the Standard Drug
CO.. gave me great relief" Estate
ment given March 25th. 1917.
OVER THREE YEARS LATER.
Mrs. Edwards said: 81 always have a
good word for Doan's Kidney pills
aud recommend them to my friends" :"
Price soc, at all dealers. Don't
IMPLY ask for kidney remedy--get
cans Kidney PiIls-the same that
Mrs. Edwards recommends. Foster
Mtlhurn Co.. Props, Ruffalo. N. Y.
The Lancaster news. [volume] (Lancaster, S.C.) 1905-current, 1916-04-18
SWAT THE FLY.

Clemson College, April 1S.-By
carefully studying the numerous eX-
periments that have been conuc-
ted within the last few years with
the house fly, it has been found that
this pest is a great disease carrier.
We must study its life history be-
fore we can understand its disease
carrying ability.
The eggs of the fly are laid on
stable manure and in privies. but
thrive best on horse manure. EACH
female lays about 125 eggs. of which
IS per cent are females In ten days
after the eggs are laid. the fly IS
full, grown.
The house fly carries disease
germs on its legs. 1t does not bite.
as most people think 1t is the
stable fly that bites. Flies. after
covering the little hairs on their legs
with numerous disease germs, fly
into the house and crawl over the
food that we eat. AS they crawl
about. the germs drop off their legs,
aud we eat them unknowingly. The
average life of a fly in the summer
is about three weeks.
During the Spanish-Amcrican war
Il was found that the fly was a car
2ier of typhoid fever germs. Flies
are also carriers of Infantile Paraly-
sis. An experiment carried on by
Prof. Munson proves without a doub:
that the house fly is a carrier of
this disease
The best preventive against these
diseases is to keep the breeding
places of the house fly clean. The
following are few ways by which
the house fly may be controlled;
l. Screen the house
>. Keep your premises free FROM
al fly attracting material. such a.
garbage, slops, etc Such refusr
should be kept in closed vessel al
all times.
. ?. Screen all privies on the prem
ise,. Have in every closet u kce &C.
S,2ked lime and use freely to dr.
up the closet material
l. When cleaning out the stables
do not spread the manure all over
the lot or leave in unprotected heap.
Il possible haul il direct TO the field
and spread it. If this is not possi-
bia put it in a heap, and spray IT
-.ery zen or fourteen days with ar.
semitic Of soda solution as described
in rirau lar No % of the South Car
cjina Experiment Station. Aresnite
oi soda is poisonous, so be very
careful with it, Keep it away from
al iced stuff, and out of reach Of
tha children.
;. Use the Clemson Fly Trap as
described in it's bulletin, about the
barns. privy closets, kitchen doors
hog pens and other breeding places
s. 1t is well to do away with the
privy and put in a septic tank. These
tanks are easily constructed, anC
they give excellent results. They d;
away with the disagreeable odors o.
che priyy and reduce the breeding
places of the house fly.
Pa ys.s.,a 0..< ~ .I....
The Lancaster news. [volume] (Lancaster, S.C.) 1905-current, 1916-04-18
True Mark Of intelligence.

1t is no proof of a mans under
standing to be able to confirm what.
ever he pleases: but to be able to
discern that what is true is true, and
that what is false is false. this is
the mark and character OF intelli
gence.--Emerson
The Lancaster news. [volume] (Lancaster, S.C.) 1905-current, 1916-04-18
Mixed Metaphor.

1t was a New England parson who
announced to his congregation one
Sunday. You'll be sorry to hear that
the little church of Jonesville is once
more tossed upon the waves, a sheep
without a shepherd d"-Christian Reg
lister.
The Lancaster news. [volume] (Lancaster, S.C.) 1905-current, 1916-04-18
That's the Trouble.

Always speak the truth" said the
man OF precise standards. "Of course. .
replied Miss Cayenne: but some peo-
pie in their desire to do so think
they're called upon to constitute them
selves private detectives in order to
find out all the truth there is."-
Washington Star.
The Lancaster news. [volume] (Lancaster, S.C.) 1905-current, 1916-04-18
Civilizations Corner Stone.

The corner stone OF civilization is
mans dependence for protection on
the state which he has reared for his
own safety and support.-Agnes Rep
plier in the Atlantic Monthly.
The Lancaster news. [volume] (Lancaster, S.C.) 1905-current, 1916-04-18
BY Proxy.

What q horrible looking daub!
What do you suppose ever induced
the committee to hang it?" II dare say
they were unable to catch the artist
The Lancaster news. [volume] (Lancaster, S.C.) 1905-current, 1916-04-18
Just Wanted to Find Out.

Stranger-"l noticed your advertise
ment in the paper this ,aorning for a
man to retail imported canaries." Pro.
prietor Of Bird Store-"Yes; have you
any experience In that line?" Stranger
-"Oh. no; merely had a curiosity
to know how the canaries lost their
tails. indianapolis Star.
The Lancaster news. [volume] (Lancaster, S.C.) 1905-current, 1916-04-18
Daily Thouuht,

Unto the youth should be shown the
worth OF noble and ripened age. and
unto the old man, youth: that both
may rejoice in the eternal circle, and
life may in life be made perfect
Goethe.
The Lancaster news. [volume] (Lancaster, S.C.) 1905-current, 1916-04-18
70 Drive Out Malaria
And Build Up The system

rake the Old Standard GROVES
rASTELESS chill TONIC. You know
% ,,;at.S yoo On are evsrx % ,sbe @ .he sbow;r@ .Gru
luirinc and Iron 81 tasteless form
fhe Ouinire drives out malaria, the
ran builds up .ht system. so cents
The Lancaster news. [volume] (Lancaster, S.C.) 1905-current, 1916-04-18
And They Don't Mix.

DE man dat expects to be loved foh
de enemies he has made" said Uncle
Eben. 'is gittin' his politics mixed up
VIII his affections
The Lancaster news. [volume] (Lancaster, S.C.) 1905-current, 1916-04-18
Willie Knew,

Willie said the Sunday sohoo,
teacher, who was it that was swal.
lowed by the whale?' >"Hoodoo,r re-
Piled Wiaie. with the promptness born
of perfect eontidence.--Puck.
The Lancaster news. [volume] (Lancaster, S.C.) 1905-current, 1916-04-18
Mere TriHe

That new play Of Scribblers is
pretty thin" That's true. Even il
he stole the plot, as they say he did,
il wouldn't be anything more than pet
ty larceny"
The Lancaster news. [volume] (Lancaster, S.C.) 1905-current, 1916-04-18
Cynical Youth.

Teacher-"Children how can We DIS
.:ngU's" right from wrong?" Pau!
II we erjoN doing thing. it's wrong
Life