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The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1916-03-09
Use Offers to Catch Fish.
QUIT MEAT WHEE.
KIDNEYS BOTHER
Take glass of Salts before breakfast
If your Back hurts or Bladder
is troubling you

No man or woman who eats meat regu-
larly can make a mistake by flushing the
kidneys occasionally, says a well.known
authority. Meat forms uric acid which
excites the kidneys, they become over
worked from the strain, get sluggish and
fail to filter the waste and poisons from
the blood, then we get sick. Nearly all
rheumatism, headaches, liver trouble,
nervousness, dizziness, sleeplessness and
urinary disorders come from sluggish
kidneys.
The moment you feel a dull ache in the
kidneys or your back hurts or if the
urine is cloudy, offensive, full of sedi-
ment, irregular OF passage or attended by
a sensation Of scaling. stop eating meat
and get about four ounces of Jad
Salts from any pharmacy; take a
tablespoonful in a glass Of water before
breakfast and in a few days your kidneys
viii act fine. This famous salts is made
from the acid OF grapes and lemon juice,
combined with lithia. and has been used
for generations to flush and stimulate
tie kidneys, also TO neutralize the acids
in urine 50 it no longer causes irritation,
thus ending bladder weakness.
,Jad Salts is inexpensive and cannot
injure; makes a delightful effervescent
lithia-water drink which everyone
should take now and then to keep the
kidneys clean and active and the blood
pure, thereby avoiding serious kidney
complications.
The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1916-03-09

hereby announce myself as can.
didate for reelection to the Office Of
Superintendent Of Public Instruction
Of Polk County, subject to the action
of the voters at the forthcoming
Democratic primary.
In making my announcement for
this important Office, desire to
thank my friends for their hearty
support accorded me in the past and
assure them IL reelected I will con-
tinue to strive as in the past to make
the schools of Poly county second to
none in the State.
Yours for faithful service.
c. A PARKER.
The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1916-03-09
FOR SHERIFF

hereby announce myself candi-
date for sheriff of Polk county, sub
ject to the action of the Democratic
primary election, June eth. If my
conduct of the Office has been salts
factory, l will appreciate the votes
and support of the citizens, promis-
ing them that if reelected, | will
edouble my efforts to discharge the
duties of sheriff to the satisfaction
Of The people. Respectfully,
- JOHN LOGAN
The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1916-03-09
F0R SHERIFF

hereby ANNOUNCE myself a can
: for the once Of sheriff of Polk
y. Florida, subject to the ac-
|of the Democratic primary of
|honored With the office l will
L faithful and honorable ser
John r. WIGGINS.
The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1916-03-09
STAFF AND COUNTY =.
TAX ASSESSOR

3 yotorB Of Polk County
tlemonI hereby announce my
dag for reelection to the Of
( 0tato and County Tax Assess
tjeot % the action of the Dem
Il pfinary. II elected I prom
faithful Performance of the du-
equirod By this most important
on. I stand for equal taxes for
aseeo and earnestly solicit
votes. Thanking you for your
r support In the past. l remain
=,rs very respectfully.
u. j. BOYNTON.
The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1916-03-09
vote and influence are earnestly 20
licited. Respectfully.
T. A. GOODE.

To the Democratic Voters Of Polk
County: hereby announce myself
a candidate for representative in the
State legislature of Florida subject
to the action of the Democratic pri-
mary. II elected will serve the peo-
pie to the bst Of my ability. / solicit
your support. Respectfully,
A. J. MORGAN
The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1916-03-09
Y10sECUTING ATTORNEY
OF POLK COUNTY.

oroby announce my candidacy
election to the office of prose-
. attorney Of Polk county, sub
, III urinary election, June 6.
anA respectfully solicit the
e o. al Democratic electors.
psssfaiiy.
r. B. HUFFAKER.
The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1916-03-09
ron fAx COLLECTOR

|esire to take this method OF
|ncins ny candidacy for the
Of tar solicitor Of Polk coun-
pject to the action of the Dem
e primary.
honered with this office. it will
\ most earnest desire to rem der
times effective, efficient and
|ul service.
|lr vote ana influence solicited.
psctfully yours.
J. c.. OWENS.
The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1916-03-09
REED ROBSON

/ hereby announce myself can
didate for representative in the next
Florida legislature, subject to the
vote of the Democratic primary to
be held on June 6. 1916.
J. o. WHIDDEN.
The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1916-03-09
WDE-AWAN CHRISTIAN
ENDEAVOR

Why do not earnest workers from
Lakeland try to arouse interest in
Auburndale again They used to
have a good Presbyterian society.
Mrs. Elsa R. Lyles, once district
secretary for North-Central, and
then Northeastern district, is liv-
ing near Ocala, Route No. Z, where
her husband is manager of an ex-
tensive stock farm. We hope she
will be put to work for Christian
Endeavor in Ocala for she is faith
full Endeavorer. Her last services
thus were in Jacksonville and its
Springfield Presbyterian church.
The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1916-03-09
FOR JUSTICE OF THE
PEACE, TENTH DISTRICT

am a candidate for Justice of the
Peace in the Tenth district, subject
to the action Of the Democratic pri-
maries, and l respectfully ask the
support Of the voters for this Office.
Respectfully, G.. P. WEBB.
1924
The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1916-03-09
TO THE DEMOCRATIC
VOTERS OF POLK COUNTY

hereby announce my candidacy
for the office of prosecuting attorney
of Polk county, subject to the de-
cision of the primary election June
6, 1916.
If elected. I promise my efforts
shall be directed towards the strict
enforcement of the criminal laws
and that I will not be a candidate
for reelection.
514e EDWIN w. SPENCER.
The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1916-03-09
UP. PUBLIC INSTRUCTION

SUIT. PUBLIC INSTRUCTION
be Citi1ons of Polk County:
beet - the action of the Demo-
primary of 1916, this is to
hnce my candidacy for the Office
|perintendent of public instruc-
n and Tor the county OF Polk.
~ florida. Your support Is
RESPECTFULLY solicited.
w. l.. CLIFTON.
The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1916-03-09
ron cOlyNTY ASSESSOR

}, sreby announce myself q candi-
ls0r tho office Of Assessor for
lcounty. INFECT to the action OF
emocratic party. I earnestly
u the support and votes Of the
., pronieing the best service
. ich / An capable should they
me with this position
pecffu1ly.
A. ]. HARRIS LANCASTER.
The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1916-03-09
TO THE DEMOCRATIC VOTERS
OF POLK COUNTY

hereby announce my candidacy
for the Office of tax collector of Polk
county, subject to the action Of the
Democratic primary of June 6.
Should | be favored with the nomi-
nation l pledge continuation of
the business method and system that
have already installed in this Of
fee. j. P. MURDAUGH.
1899
The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1916-03-09
FOR COUNTY JUDGE

hereby announce myself a ran
didate for the Office of county Judge
of Polk county. subject to the action
Of the Democratic voters at the pri-
mary to be held in June. 1916, and
respectfully solicit your support.
Respectfully,
HARRY G.. TAYLOR.
The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1916-03-09
FOR REPRESENTATIVE

To the Democratic Voters of Polk
County, Florida:
l hereby announce my candidacy
for the office Of representative from
Polk county in the legislature, sub
ject to the Democratic primary.
C. M. TRAMMELL.
The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1916-03-09
FOR COUNTY JUDGE

| am a candidate for nomination
to the office of county judge of Polk
county, at the approaching Demo-
cratic primary, and will appreciate
everyone's support.
KELSEY B4ANTON.
The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1916-03-09
FOR COUNTY JUDGE

sreby announce my candidacy
/, once Of county judge OF Polk
Z. Florida. in the coming DEM
/, primary in June. II elected.
Use my entire time shall be de-
IN said ONCE. and ask the
The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1916-03-09
Not orioinal.

Not casting reflections on the girl
who has invented a gown that can be
worn by any woman anywhere, We
merely wish to remark that. consider
ing the taste Of her time, Eve made
the same invention some few years
ago.
The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1916-03-09
TO THE DEMOCRATIC VOTERS
OF POLK COUNTY, FLORIDA

l hereby announce my candidacy
to succeed myself as clerk Of the cir
suit court of Polk county, Florida.
subject to the action of the Demo
cratic primary of June 6, 1915.
should l be favored with the nomi-
nation / will conduct the affairs OF
the office to the best of my ability.
as l have done in the past.
Respectfully,
j. A. JOHNSON.
The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1916-03-09
J 1TICAL ANNOUNCEMENTS

support of the voters throughout the
county generally.
Very respectfully,
M. A. WILSON
The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1916-03-09

r support is respectfully So
for Prof. R. NJ. Dorsey,
friends announce him as a
ate for the Office Of county su-
sndent Of public instruction.
to the Democratic primary.
The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1916-03-09
Hard STUFF.

This IL what | call o story with
q punch in IT," remarked the popular
fiction expert. "A punch" rejoined
Mr.. Growcher. 1T impressed me more
like moonshiro LIQUOR.
The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1916-03-09
PoIenta.

Polenta Is the chief food of the
poorer classes in Italy. II is a por>
ridge made usually OF Indian meal,
but formerly, and still in the fall. OF
chestnut meal 1t is very similar to
our cornmeal mush.
The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1916-03-09
COUNTY TAX COLLECTOR

COUNTY TAX COLLECTOR
Q candidate for the Office of
,llector Tor Polk county, sub
} the action OF the Democratic
and / would appreciate tn
I Of al the voters. promising
II and efncient service II hon
, election.
-psctfully.
WERNER G. JONES.
The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1916-03-09
j. D. sWINDEL

|slt1ato for county commission
|tylet No. 5. He has served the
b ven ana deserves reelection.
The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1916-03-09
FOR REPRESENTATIVE

I hereby announce myself as a can
didate for representative Of Polk
county in the legislature converting
in 1917, subject to the action OF the
Democratic primary, and IL elected
promise efficient and conscientious
service.
The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1916-03-09
FOR MEMBER SCHOOL BOARD

The friends OF G.. B. Murrell
wish to announce him as a candi-
date for member of the County
School Board of this district.
He is a cordial and efficient bust
ness man, liberal and public spirited.
Having given much time and interest
to the city school, they believe that
II elected, he will take as much pride
and interest in the county schools.
1926
Use Offers to Catch Fish.
Offers are used by the natives in
c0-~o r,o-.c s,f ~ ~ ~, ootrh fish
The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1916-03-09
IH8 OFFICE
o. COUNTY ASSESSOR

2 Voters Of Polk County:
-.reby announce myself can
for the ONCE Of county tax as
subject to the action Of the
rattle Urinary; and will appre-
he support OF all electors who
an eQualization Of taxes.
& 70 to serve.
= ARNOLD C. ARMISTEAD.
The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1916-03-09

There were nearly three hundred
babies looked after by the Child
ren's Home Society last year and
there are still homeless babies and
homes without babies in Florida.
What are we to do to make this
special weeks plans successful?
GRACE TOWNSEND.
Interlachen, Fla.
The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1916-03-09

In behalf of our State introduce
ton department letters recently
went to Orlando. Bradentown, West
Palm Reach and Stuart, points to
be stepped at by Mr. Davis, Con-
gregational worker visiting Florida
from Falmouth, Mass.
The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1916-03-09

Good news is expected soon from
the Congregational Society which
was to have been organized in Jack
sonville last Sunday. 1t has been a
long while since there was c. E.
foot-hold in that great church, so
our workers in this district are feel
ing jubilant over such growth and
prospects.
Recently kindly worker in c..
e. address referred to the secretary
in department work of the State
Union, as a "shut-in." This has
been true for several weeks on ac-
count of an accident severe enough
to hurt most anybody but in usual
conditions all she should get credit
for when at home in the Office is a
volunteer shut-in living for safe of
Flt vida Christian Endeavor.
The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1916-03-09

Greetings have been sent to Mani
toba for their provincial convention
lately having convened in Winnipeg.
The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1916-03-09

Interlachen. Fla.
The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1916-03-09

In West Palm Beach there was a
Leap Year party at the home of Miss
Maude Clarke, society secretary. She
has since reported it went off we'll
The day book. [volume] (Chicago, Ill.) 1911-1917, 1916-05-18
DANGEROUS HILLS

Distinguished Out-of-Town Guest
speaking at banquet)-Your beau
tiful little city appeals to me. As we
came in on the train I remarked to
my wife, "Ah, my dear, you and
ought to be living on the top of one
Of these magnificent hills
TOastmaster Tin hOarse whisper)
Go easy; we've got only two hills
in town; the insane asylum is on one
and the garbage plant on the other.
Puck.
The day book. [volume] (Chicago, Ill.) 1911-1917, 1916-05-18
SWELL!

In a certain coast city many
strangers take furnished houses for
the winter and young woman there
is fond of Keeping tabs on them and
discussing their affairs. OF one fam
lily in particular she spoke in detail
their wealth, their children, and, alas,
the obvious aloofness of the rest of
the winter colony.
81 don't know anything about
EN-" she declared one day. But
this I will say: My husband, who col
lects garbage, says that they have
perfectly swell swill "-EverybOdy's.
The day book. [volume] (Chicago, Ill.) 1911-1917, 1916-05-18
ANSWERS FoR ELM cans

Dannie Radish.-So you want to
kick because in a scene in ''The Am
Der Collar Button" the sewer digger
who picked up the society girls
purse didn't wear a union button?
Dear Dan, don't get mad, he was
only supposed to be an apprentice
sewer digger. So there!
The day book. [volume] (Chicago, Ill.) 1911-1917, 1916-05-18
HER RATES

A scrubwoman applied to a lady
for a job. What do you charge a
day." asked the mistress.
We'll, num-" was the reply, "a
dollar and a quarter if I eats meseIf,
and dollar if you eats me. Ladies'
Home Journal
The day book. [volume] (Chicago, Ill.) 1911-1917, 1916-05-18
TUT-TUT

"The word 'reWver' spells the same
backward or forward" It was the
frivolous man who spoke. Can you
think of anOther?"
The serious man scowled up from
his newspaper. "Tut-tut!" he cried
contemptuOusly.
The day book. [volume] (Chicago, Ill.) 1911-1917, 1916-05-18
UPLlFEOOZE
(By ,Herby Cough-man)

Do!
Do with all your might; anybody;
anything!
What goOsare you if you can't do?
If you are married, do as you
please if you dare to do it.
But do, do, do;
Every minute of the precious
day
Even if you have to do
Nothing!
The day book. [volume] (Chicago, Ill.) 1911-1917, 1916-05-18
UNDER THE KNIFE
Very Vers Libre.)

p He leered at me horribly and then
A, Shiny hand slid Ger my >quivering
cheek,
A jagged blade flashed downward as
cringed,
Once, twice, thrice,
And then it cut into my shrinking
flesh!
"Pm sorry, sir" he said,
But I can't shave you
If you don't keep still"
The Green Forest tribune., 1916-01-21
XIII Nerves to Cure NeuraloIa.

Severe neuralgia can be cured by alcohol into tka nerves, but the cost is terrible, for the price is the death of the nerve. with paralysis as the result
 Such, in brief, is the conclusion which Dr. Williams B. Cadwalader re- ports to the Journal of the American Medical association after experiments made at the Laboratory of Neuropa- thology of the University of Pennsyl- vania.
 The alcohol kills not, only the nerves of sensation, but the motor nerves as we'll In a nerve like the sciatic this would be serious. For the nerve may remain paralyzed for a year after the injection of the alcohol ' In trifacial neuralgia, which is caused by a purely sensory nerve, this action is of little importance. The cure is not permanent, however, but affords freedom from pain for several months, perhaps as much as a year. The nerves regenerate just as they do when severed
The Green Forest tribune., 1916-01-21

over," worried Aunt Helen. Calls presence here at this time is so impor tant that I do nos gee how she can neglect it. It may affect her entire future life A second season is never so full of opportunities as the first one"
 "Oh, nonsense" laughed Jim You're a fanatic on matchmaking. Helen. What you really mean is that Gail should make a choice out of the matrimonial market before it has all been picked over.
 Lucille watched Gerald with intense interest She could scarcely believe the startling idea which had popped into her head! Geralds only appar- ent deviation from his normal attitude had consisted in abstractedly staring into the fire, instead of paying polite attention to everyone.
 You scare me-" said Lucille. still watching Gerald. I'm not going to leave Gail out there any longer. Em going to have her back at once."
 Gerald raised his head immediately.
 
 and smiled at her.
 "Splendid.' he approved Fact Of the matter is," and he hesitated an instant, I'm becoming extremely lone some"
 Even Ted detected something in Gerald's tone and in his face.
 It's time you were waking up," he cho n you would be lonely without Arly."
 Yes, isn't it time," agreed Gerald, studying the matter carefully. You know, both having plenty of leisure. there's never been any occasion for us to travel separately before, and, really, l miss her dreadfully."
 q think I'll have to get her for you. Gerald" promised Lucille, removing her hand from in front of her eyes, and smiling at him reassuringly. She could smile beautifully just now. The incredible thing she had thought she detected was positively true. and it made her excitedly happy! Gerald Fosland had been in love with his wife, and had never kAown it until now!
 If you can work that miracle, and bring Gail back with her, you'll spread sunshine all over the place" declared Jim Sargent. Its been like a fll neral here since she went nome You'd think Gail was the most impor- tant section of New York. Every. body's blue-Allison, Doctor Boyd; ev. erybody who knew her inquiries, with long faces, when she's coming back!"
 What do you propose?" inquired Mrs. Helen Davies, with degree of interest which intimated that she was quite ready to take any part in the conspiracy.
 q have my little plan" laughed Lu- cile. I'm going to send her an abso- lutely irresistible reminder of New York;"
 tTO BE CONTINUED)
The Green Forest tribune., 1916-01-21
Gregory Was the First to Give Out.

cate, evasive fragrance which was like the passing of Arly. Something made him stand. for a moment, with a trace of feeling which came to awe. He did not notice, until afterwards, that he had tiptoed
 He went on to the dainty blue bed room, and looked earnestly about it, then he went back to the boudoir and seated himself on the stiff chair in which he had, on rare occasions, sat and chatted with her. He remained there perhaps half an hour. Suddenly he arose. and called for his limousine. and drove to Teasdale's. They were out, he was told. They were at MT Sargent's. and he drove straight there. Somehow, he was glad that, since they Wer9 out, they had gone to Sargent's. He was most anxious to see Lucille
 Just in time to join the mourners, Gerald" greeted Ted. Were doing a very solemn lot of Calling"
 I'll join you with pleasure" agreed Gerald, feeling more at home and light of heart here than he had any. where during the day. Lucille seemed particularly near to him. Have you any intimation that Gail expects to return soon?"
 None at all," stated Aunt Helen with queer mixture of somberness ana lmpatence. "She only writes about what busy time they are hay. Ing, and how delightfully."- eager her friends have been about her, and how popular Arly is, and such things as that"
 "Arly is popular everywhere" stat ed Gerald, and Lucille looked at him Wonderingly, turning her head very slowly towards him.
 What do you hear from Arly?" she inquired, holding up her hand as if to shield her eyes from the fire. and studying him curiously from that shadow
 Much the same," he answered; "ex- cept that she mentions Calls popular lty instead of her own. She had her maid send her another trunkful of clothing. believe" and he fell to gazing into the fireplace
 T am very much disappointed In Arly." worried Aunt Helen. q sent Arly specifically to bring Gall back in week, and they have been gone nine days!"
 I'm glad they're having a good time." observed Jim Sargent. Shell come back when she gets ready. The New York pull is something which hits you in the middle of the night, and makes you get up and pack" Yes, but the season will soon be
The Green Forest tribune., 1916-01-21
An Almanac Monopoly.

The sale of almanacs was once a lucrative monopoly. Queen Elizabeth granted the sole right to publish "al- manacs and prognostications" to the Stationers' company, and James ex- tended the privilege to the Universi. ties of Oxford and Cambridge, but for centuries only these three bodies were permitted to issue printed calendars The monoply ended when the claim of the king to the privilege of grant. ing or withholding permission to issue caiendars-a survival, perhaps, from days when kings asserted their right to regulate all things, including even the times and seasons-was definitely disproved and proclaimed nonexis. tent, Now anybody can say who's who anywhere.-London Chronicle.
The Green Forest tribune., 1916-01-21
65eBA[[g gfF lQ[ HG[ORGE RANDOLpH CH[ST[R- azd LILLIAN CHESTER Y1x
 1SSs5sSS% 1ss s]S Seo, ILLUSTRATED f CDRHoDES !
SYNOPSIS.

At a vestry meeting of the Market Square church Gail Sargent listens to discussion about the sale of the church tenements to Edward E. Allison, local traction king, and when asked her opin- ion of the church by Rev. Smith Boyd, says 1t is apparently a lucrative business enterprise. Allison takes Gail riding in his motor car. When he suggests he is entitled to rest on the laurels of his achievements, she asks the disturbing question: Why" Gail finds cold disap
 proval in the eyes of Rev. Smith Boyd. At bobSled party Allison tells Jim Sar- gent that his new ambition is to conquer the world. He starts campaign for con- solidaton and control of the entire trans portatiOn system of the world Gail be- comes popular. Allison gains control of transcontinental traffic and arranges to absorb the Vedder court tenement proper " of Market Square church. Gail tells Boyd that the cathedral Market Square church proposes to build will be out of profits wrung from squalor Al 4 meeting or the seven financial magnates of the country, Allison organizes the luterna- uonaI Transportation company. Rev. smith Boyd undertakes Calls spiritual in struction and Gail unconsciously gives AL hson hint that solves the Vedder court problem for him. She goes on an inspec- Hon trip in Aiison's new subway