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TaÌˆgliche Omaha tribuÌˆne. [volume] (Omaha, Nebr.) 1912-1926, 1916-06-19
gens 3eit fir eors6um. @eIaTe.

3ipar lit bic Art Uteloiie, fpelte
aus ben SaImsn bon Sorghum Ooet
MobrenbirIe getponnen tDirD, nitmaIs
aus benz mittIeren 8eItsu Der Der.
Gtaaten gang OeridDunben; Is gibt
nod beute GarmeH, auF osnen Sieie
MelaIie gemo9t pirb, uno ba uno
bort lam man ie iogar in @rocerps
gGbeH taufen. Dp6 finb bic Mengen
berIeIben, psl9e man getpinnt un0
benuBt, febr gerilg i'm Ber9Iei9 su
Dem 8erbraua In ben Sageft Der
@roBbdterl Senn iie tit NIT Der
53eit allermeiftens benz granulier!en
3uder gepi9sn, Der bequem gu BADEN
pnb Dbns fpsiteres benusbar NOR.
Benn aber bic preife bes 3udsrs
IN Dem Sempo iueiter iteigen, Die iie
ss faon felt Geginn Des grDbsn aries
gss gstun iDpmit ni6t geIagt it,
bab Der arieg ieIbsr bdraR i6ulO
iein muB - 10 mag Elm Sell anisrer
9eoolterun9 NIT 8eoauerr on ben
Long sweetnin'' suriidbenten, tuie
nan bic SprgbumeW IelaIIe gep6bns
Ii6 nannte, bic in ben Sagen bor
benz ameritanif9m girgertrisg uno
tpGbrenO besIeIbsn fait aIlgemetn SOr-
herriGeno mar! Die dLtere Generas
tipn mag Der jingeren bapon er5Gbs
len, uno in immer peiteren 9reilen
mag OieTe boItstimlide Sibigteit
pieosr gu gbrsu tommen, iOtpobl fir
ben 9snuB ipie fir ben 4nbau. SIS
Iobat Iid, einige Q~ugenblide in jene
3etten Suriid3uidpeifen, bic in etipns
anbsrer 9eitalt tpieoerfommen mOgel,
Domals mar, tusnigitens in einem
grpBsn Sell bes 2anoes, Der 3uter
nur bur9 ben 5nt5uder oertreten,
peItsn bas 8olt short sweetnin''
nannte. 0ieIs 6iite tparen 10 bart,
baB man le Rit sinsm Sainmsr be-
drbeiten mubte, I'm Stid4en ab3us
tlopFen, ipeI6e gerabe tlein genug ma.
ren, cine 9aIis aaffse gu beriiBen.
Dieter 3uder mar aber 10 toffpislig,
bab er pirtlid MIR Elm 9urus mar.
Sails man ion iber1aupt I'M 9aufe
bate, 10 fam Ct rod MIR bann auF
ben 3ifh, tpenf ii9 8eIu9 etnitelIte.
Dagegen febIts auf teinsm gBtif9
Der Sopf SOrsbum ober long
sweetnin'"; unb es mar aasgsoei9s
meter Stpff, Defenders tpsnt man ihn
auf qfanntu9sn ober beiben g8iss
cults" senoB, urtb 5iDar friI9 mad
ieiner 8ereitung i'm 9erbIte!
gisle unterne6menbe Jarmer be-
pFlansten tleinere obsr gr0bere Slide
hires 2anOss nit Sorghum unO
na9tsn MelaIie. inbem !ie ben Saft
aus ben Stsngen preBten unO 5us
iammento1ten. Gum 8eriiben bon
aoffee biente iibrisels DieIe MeInfIe
nur Isbr fpenig, aus benz einfds
nen Grunbe, neil Der aaffes tpdbren6
bes 8iirgertrieges 10 IeItsn purbr,
baB man msiitsns ger0Ifetes @sireibe
an ieiner Stelle benuBts, tpie es beute
biele Der @eIunbbett balber eleiffaIls
tun. 9as allgsmeim Bolt getp0bnte
ih baron unb tam NIT elmer 9afIe
ipl6sn @etreibetaffses, perIiiBt burd
sinen 20ffeI GOrgbumsM eIaffe, ses
rabeIo gut gouf ieine Soften, pie
beuts nit pirtIidem SABA o6sr
Molta, bsrTiiBt NIT sronuIisrtsm
3uder. Der @enuB fam biIIig, unb
Ger Gtoff mar rein nnb gefunb, ~
aud ni9t Opn eirltm uSruit4 pers
Ieu9t.
@arum IolIte man ni4t tpisoer li9
bas 9eben burn fpoblTeile SDrgbums
meloffe nerTiiFen loffen2
TaÌˆgliche Omaha tribuÌˆne. [volume] (Omaha, Nebr.) 1912-1926, 1916-06-19

Sn Barton Bel gumber
IunO, Mb., itarb Der 68 Sabre alts
CHARLES GeerD an ben 6OIgen etnss
5uffdlagss, ben er ourh eiEsn MuII=
efeI erbaItsn bate. Dem Manms
ipnrbeu einiss Rippen gebrp9sR unb
pie Gunssn bstIsst.
TaÌˆgliche Omaha tribuÌˆne. [volume] (Omaha, Nebr.) 1912-1926, 1916-06-19

Ts bod ftattfinost. iOfOrt, s6e fe
meter I'm ii6 greift, ole ertruntten
Seile Der Obitbdune entfernt unb
bernibtet.
TaÌˆgliche Omaha tribuÌˆne. [volume] (Omaha, Nebr.) 1912-1926, 1916-06-19

rsiis inloIes Der Rrant6eIi abgsIior.
bensn Siamm eints 4pielbanmss.
Die aranibtit bate Iid bier bon Der
Bats Der aeIie, trobosm olsIeI6sn
TaÌˆgliche Omaha tribuÌˆne. [volume] (Omaha, Nebr.) 1912-1926, 1916-06-19

8eldrttteiett STADIUM.
buntIen GIedsn IN osmfeIbsn, Bel
Der S~tpeiten MbbiIbung zines trtrants
ten electromagnetic 1T beutIi4 gu
leben, fpie bic ain0e nit ben nageIs
lupfartigen 4uspidlen bebedt unO
tsiltpsiis %gsfprungen lift. an Oiefen
eefprnngsnen Gteatn entiuidslR fid
Bic Gporen bes piI5ts. On benz in
bsr britten 4btaoilng odrgsItsaten
3ptige 1T bic ArnntbeIt fdon iDeitsr
Doggsimriitsn. nnb Die 9inos ipeiit
bsreitg grS5sre Rifle uuf. Die bisrts
nbbilouns snbIi9 ssigt uns Den be-
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1916-05-11

cry men will be reduced as much as
possible The combination here gives
room that is 20 by 10 feet. which
win readily handle quite few men.
This combination room can also be
reached from the front hall and from
the side porch.
One bedroom is provided on the
first floor and win be Of considerable
use to the men who are kept on the
farm the year round.
The living room is In the front part
Of the house, and is cut of from the
back part by the hall. 80 that the pri-
vacy of the family is insured.
The stairs to the second floor are
in the front hall that opens to the
front porch. The second floor plan
calls for three bedrooms and bath.
A central hall makes all the rooms
readily accessible. One of the fea-
lures of this floor is the ample closet
space that is provided.
The exterior of this home presents
very attractive appearance. II is
rather plainly handled. with no elab-
crate trimmings or decorations. which
is consistent with practical house
of the general plan and arrangement
Of this one. There is small front
porch and also longer side porch
that will be much in use in the warm
weather.
The sides are finished with beveled
siding. which can be painted any col
or that is desired. The roof is
shingled.
The house creates the impression
of comfort and convenience, which is
in keeping with the room arrange
ment. A house OF this style is most
practical for the farmer. and the cost
can be kept down on this type of con-
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1916-05-11

the house, where 1t Will do the least
harm. Hooks can be placed around
the wall to hold the mems clothes.
and there are also two small closets
provided for this purpose. A wash
stand is provided, so that the men
can wash up as they come in to their
meals.
From the Mushroom door leads d.
rectly to the combination kitchen and
dining room. These two rooms are
combined SO as to secure large place
in which there will be plenty of room
to feed the large number Of men that
are present at certain seasons of the
year, such as in threshing time. Such
combination is often made so that
She work of feeding crowd of hun.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1916-05-11

A suit for the street and general
utility is made in a manner that APP
peals to young women and justifies
their judgment. It is new in cut and
very smart looking and 1t looks well
in any Of the MISUNDERSTANDING the
novel weaves-that have been used for
this seasons suits.
The skirt Is not a new model, but Is
cut fuller thap usual with deep. In
verted plaits that extend to the waist
line. These are its only distinguishing
features. The coat is a novelty, SIM
ply and cleverly cut, with raglan
sleeves and very full body. At the
front q wide overlap terminates at
the bust line. The coat fastens here
with half dozen large white bone but
tons. Similar rows provide the deco
rative feature at the front and back
and on the slevees. There Is turn
over collar OF the material and cuffs
similar to II with q plating let in at
the back Of each. As in nearly all
other tailored suits an extra collar and
cuffs Of white organdie, which are de-
tachable, recognize the advent of sum-
mertime.
White pique, white satin, embroid-
cred batiste and lace appear in collars
and cuffs. with the various dark colors
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1916-05-11

used just now for street wear. In
collars and revers and collars and
cuffs there are occasional suits In
which white broadcloth courageously
faces the chance Of losing its creamy
Wilderness and being thrown into the
discard. But washable stuffs are pref
tier, more delicate, and more popular.
and the tailored suit, either in wool
or silk. is immensely enhanced by
their freshness.
Other tailored suits. cut on lines with
which we are now familiar. can claim
the distinction OF originality in certain
details Of their finishing. One Of these
has what are known as saddlebag
pockets Of formidable size set onto
the skirt. In their silk braided deco
ration. fancy silk lining and finishing.
tho inspiration Of Spanish ideas is evil
dent. The coat is cut with a square
opening at the front. has scalloped and
braided revers and q little low-cut
yestee. The neck is finished with a
soft ruffie of lace and soft chemi-
settle of lace appears above the vestee.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1916-05-11
Using Everythlna But the saueal.

A phase Of conservation peculiar
TO Germany, says the New York Sun.
is exemplified In the Freibank, or
market, where nothing is offered for
sale except the flesh of animals very
low in intrinsic value or so much dis
eased that it has to be treated by a
special sort Of cooking in order to be
harmless. Almost every large Ger
man city has its Freibank. The meat
is cut into six-pound pieces, and sub
jected to two hundred and twelve de-
grees OF heat for two hours. The meat
and the blackish liquor extracted
therefrom by the cooking are sold to
poor people to be used In making soup.
1t can be bought only at the Freibank.
and no one can buy It without spe-
cial permit. Purchasers must also
promise that 1t Is for. their own per-
sonal use; not more than six pounds
can be bought at once by any one per-
son. This provision protects the hotel
and restaurant patrons against the
treated meat and liquor.-Youth's
Companion.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1916-05-11


neighbor told my mother about Lydia
E. Pinkham's Vegetable Compound and
] took it. and now I feel like a new
person. don't suffer any more and
am regular every month. Mrs. HAZEL
HAMILTON, S22 South 18th st.
When remedy has lived for forty
years, steadily growing in popularity
and influence, and thousands upon
thousands Of women declare they owe
their health to it, is it not reasona-
BILE to believe that it is an article of
great merritt
Ifyou want special advice write
to Lydia f. Pinkham Medicine
Co. (c0nfidentiaD, Lynn, Mass.
Your letter will be opened, read
and answered by O woman and
held In strict confidence.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1916-05-11
orIaln of Word ncIaar.n

The appeal OF American soldiers In
Mexico for tobacco recalls the fact
that the word cigar" is derived from
a spanish word "cigarral," which
means garden, but how many know
from what "cigarral" is derived?
When tobacco was taken to Spain
from the newly discovered America
the people planted 1t in their gardens
When offering smoke to friend q
Spaniard would say. "Es de mi cigar.
raj ct is from my garden)." Through
misunderstanding on the part of for
eigners this expression was corrupted.
The word "cigarral" was supposed to
refer to the tobacco and in time was
shortened to "cigarro" and finally to
cigar" "Cigarral" is derived from
the word "cigarra," meaning grass
hopper, because the grasshopper
abounded in the gardens and there
sang the loudest- The original of
Cigar" therefore. is grasshopper.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1916-05-11
HOSTETTER'S
Stomach Bitters
At THE FIRST SIGN or TROUBLE

tism, govt, gravel, neuralgia and sciatica
result. 1t was DIR. Pierce who discovered
new agent, called "Anuric," which will
throw out and eradicate this uric acid
from the system. DIR. Pierce believes
"Anuric" to be 81 times more potent
than hthia, and consequently you need no
longer fear muscular or articular rheuma-
tism or govt, or many other diseases which
are dependent on an accumulation of uric
acid within the body. Send DR.. Pierce,
Invalids' Hotel, Buffalo, N. Y, Toe for
trial package or 81 90 for full treatment
"Anuric."
DIR. Pierce's reputation is back of this
medicine and you know that his Pleas
ant Pellets" for the liver and his "Fa-
vorite Prescription" for the ills of wom-
en- have had splendid reputation for the
past so years. Adv.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1916-05-11
If you Suffer from Backache, Lum-
bago, Kidneys or Rheumatism,
Take Hot Water and ssANURIC's

American men and women must guard
constantly against kidney trouble, be-
cause we eat too much and all our food
is rich. Our blood is filled with uric
acid which the kidneys strive to filter
out, they weaken from oyerwork, be-
come sluggish; the eliminative tissues
clog and the result is kidney trouble,
bladder weakness and general decline
in health.
When your kidneys feel like Jumps Of
lead, when your back hurts or the urine
is cloudy, full of sediment, or you are
obliged TO seek relief two or three times
during the night, when you suffer with
sick headache or dizzy, nervous spells,
acid stomach, or you have rheumatism
when the weather is bad, get from your
druggist-"ANURIC" Because of uric
acid IN overabundance in the system,
bacEache, pains here and there, rheuma-
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1916-05-11
Gentle Reader.

John Ragland. the four-year-old son
of Floyd C. Ragland, county superin-
tendent Of the schools of Vanderburg
county, gave his mother a geranium
as birthday present.
Now, mamma, when you get angry
and feel like spanking me-" he said.
you will look at that flower and think
how good l was. Then you won't feel
Ike spanking me-" Indianapolis
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1916-05-11

For the woman devoted to out-of-
doors a sports coat model, like that
shown in the picture,Nis good choice
for early season wear as street coat.
At the end Of the season 1t will owe
her nothing, for she win have had It
always with her. Coats OF this char
acter are shown in great variety and
they differ little from regulation sports
coats. They are more quiet in color
and somewhat more trim as a rule.
Not all the models designed for
street wear are in quiet colors. The
citron shades are much in evidence
where smartly dressed women con-
gregate. The checked coat Is a IA
vorite for both street and sports wear
and is really classed according to the
size Of its checklist they are big It
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1916-05-11
whites Misfortune.

Willie has difficulty in his speech,
and little girl who came to see him
was very much interested In it.
What makes him talk that way?"
she asked another girl, who told her
that he was "tonguetied." When she
got home she told her mother about it.
Mother" she said, that little boy
had his tongue tied with hard knot.
and could hardly talk at ALL"
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1916-05-11

is of the sports sort, while very small
checks are about as conservative as
the more trying black.
For the young woman the coat pic
tured is model that II would be hard
to improve upon. ID Is reinforced at
the front with . deep square yoke
which improves its lines, giving them a
straight direction at the middle front
with a generous fare at the sides and
back. II buttons to one side and has
a collar high enough to be chic and
becoming and so constructed that 1t
can be turned back away from the
neck when 80 desired.
Big patch pockets are furnished
with q plat at the middle fastened
with q button. The buttons at the
front are set on in groups, and two
buttons finish the oddly cut cuffs.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1916-05-11

concrete walls around the vegetable
and fruit cellars, so that the heat
from the furnace will not penetrate to
these parts. The value of the base
ment for the storage of perishable
goods will depend largely on the pro-
lection that is given to the parts Of
the basement that are closed of for
this purpose.
1t is a good plan to place the work
shop near the entrance, as many
things are carried down to be re-
paired, and the labor will be cut down
II the material does not have to be
carried very far. The workshop
should be equipped with bench and
the necessary racks and cases to hold
the tools that are needed. Every farm
or has to be good handy man. to
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1916-05-11
Scent Raas.

Clothes scented with lavender have
a delightfully."- clean, fresh odor. Make
your own lavender bags out OF bits
OF colored chiffon. FIJI three-quarters
full with the dried lavender; tie with
ribbon finished with rosette, and
you will have the daintiest sort of
scent bags at very trifiing cost.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1916-05-11

for the walls and these walls should
be carried down to footings at the
level of the basement floor. The walls
are also usually carried above grade
for a couple Of feet so that windows
can be installed to insure well-light-
ed basement. The different parts Of
the basement should also be insulated
from each other. and this is often
done by running concrete cross-walls
where they are needed. For instance.
In this plan. II would be well to have
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1916-05-11
Not What be Wanted.

Into a smart "gentleman's outfit.
ters' strolled Scotchman.
Il want necktie." he informed the
suave assistant.
The latter at once produced box
Of eye twisters, which he introduced
with the remark:
Here are some ties that are very
much worn, SIR"
Och, away, mon!" retorted the son
of Scotia, offended. Il dinna want
yin that's veera much wor-r-rn!
hae plenty o. them at hame!"-Lon-
don Answers.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1916-05-11
CUTIcURA COMFORTS BABY
Suffering From Itching, Burning
flashes, Eczema, etc. Trial Free.

Give baby a bath with hot water and
Cuticura Soap, using plenty of Soap.
Dry lightly and apply Cuticura Oint-
ment gently to all affected parts. In
slant relief follows and baby falls into
refreshing sleep. the first perhaps
In weeks. Nothing more effective.
Free sample each by mail with Book.
Address postcard, Cuticura, Dept. L,
Boston. Sold everywhere.-Adv.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1916-05-11
Drastic Remedy.

George had INDUCED indiscreetly in
chocolate pie for supper, and during
the night was troubled with internal
disturbances. Next morning he came
down late. looking somewhat worn.
well, George, how are your asked
his aunt.
"Oh, I'm better now" George said.
Mamma gave me an epidemic"
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1916-05-11

Teen 1 suffered eacn
month so / had to be
in bed. ] had head
ache, backache and
such pains / would
cramp double every
month. / did not
know what it was
to be easy q minute.
My health was all
run dom and the
doctors did not do
n
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1916-05-11
A Mistake.

'Dobson was just telling me that
he suffers terribly from insomnia"
Nonsense! work In the same Of
fee with Dobson, and If he's got in
somnia he never shows any evidence
of It around there. The boss would
be better pleased II he did
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1916-05-11

The United States mint at Denver.
Colo. houses the largest supply OF gold
In the world.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1916-05-11
MODERN DESIGN
OF FARMHOUSE
Appropriate Construction That
Meets the Needs of Build
ings of That Character.
PROVISION FOR THE WORKERS
Mushroom and other conveniences So
Valuable During the Extra Busy
Seasons Given Space Without
interfering With Desired
Privacy Of the Family.

Mr. William A. Radford VIII answer
questions and give advice FREE OF
COST on all subjects pertaining to the
subject Of building, for the readers OF this
paper. On account of his wide experience
az Editor. Author and Manufacturer. he
IL, without doubt, the highest authority
on all these subjects. Address all inquiries
to William A. Radford. No. 1897 Prairie
avenue. Chicago. ILL.,, and only enclose
two-cent stamp for reply.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1916-05-11

keep all the machinery that is used
on the farm in repair, and a good
workshop with an adequate supply
of tools is good investment.
Very often the fruit cellar con-
tains refrigerator that can be filled
with ice In the warm weather. Dur.
ing cold weather the concrete. being
in contact with the ground, will gen
orally keep this little recess cold so
as to preserve fruit or other perish
able materials that may be stored.
The Mushroom, in the back part Of
the house. is a very necessary feature
of a well-arranged farmhouse. II
makes it possible to keep the rest OF
the house clean, and concentrates all
the unavoidable dirt In this part OF
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1916-05-11
lS<~NsSgz<
WAS DONE WITH THAT TUNE
"Auntie" Had Particularly Good Rea-
SON for Regarding One Certain
Song a Jonah.

Good morning, auntie; they tell me
you are married again"
"Yassum, Use married ag'in."
How interesting-tell me all about
1t. How did you win your man?"
"Aw. he got stuck on ma singin'."
Got smitten with your singing, Ell?
What particular song were you sing
ing, ii may ask"
wal, l was a-singin' dat old famil-
lar hymn, Wash Me An Shall Be
Whittier Den Snow"
"Oh, how romantic. So that was
what won his heart, eh?"
'Yassum."
Il suppose you will always have a
fondness for that song?"
"No'm-I nebber sings dat tune no
mo-"
'Why?"
"Kase it proved Jonah tune--dat
trifiin' niggah amt done lick o. work
since he married, an has to spend
ma time a-washin' clothes to supo't
de family. Florida Times Union.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1916-05-11
Evasive.

Does motor racing pay?"
II must say it raises the dust. -
Baltimore American.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1916-05-11
Latest Matching Blouse.

The perennial popularity Of the dark,
blue suit, which is even more pro-
nounced than usual this year. is ac-
knowledged by the blouse makers in
attractive crepe Georgette and chiffon
waists of various colors trimmed light
ly in dark blue. These are more be-
coming than the all blue waist, yet
have an air of belonging essentially
to the suit. Flesh pink Georgette
with narrow hens. buttons and Lit.
tie heavy stitching or delicate en-
broidery In dark blue has delightful
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1916-05-11
USE ALLEN,s Foor-rAsr

USE ALIENS FOOT-EASE
The antiseptic powder to be shaken into
shoes and used In foot-bath. 1t relieves
painful. swollen, smarting, aching. tired
feet and instantly takes the sting out OF
corns and bunions. The greatest comfort
discovery Of the age. Sold everywhere 25c
Trial package FREE. Address Allen 8.
Olmsted. LIE Roy. N. Y. Adv.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1916-05-11

possibilities and the sand, biscuit and
similar shades stand the same treat
ment well. as do certain porcelain,
Japanese and medium blues.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1916-05-11

To keep clean and healthy take Dr.
Pierce's Pleasant Pellets. They regulate
liver, bowels and stomach.-Adv.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1916-05-11

II your horse is kicked, or cut by
barbed wire. apply Hanford's Balsam.
Adv.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1916-05-11
New Breed.

Mamma, does the rabbit really lay
the Easter eggs?"
Eyes, child"
We'll, II l put 'em in the incuba
tor will they hatch out red, blue and
green bunnies?"
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1916-05-11

We'll. If that's the case you'll have
to pay in advance"
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1916-05-11

For sores apply Hanford's Balsam
lightly. Adv.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1916-05-11
DAYS Of Amuence.

Street Loafer In London--So says
to i'm, bet you thousand pound you
don't.-Passing Show.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1916-05-11
in Peril.

DO you think the English tongue
will ever become dead language?"
"Of course 1t will. It's being muir
dered every day"
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1916-05-11
Retort Courteous.

He-All women are fools.
She-That is why a man can always
get one to marry him.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1916-05-11

Some men who run for Office ought
to be made to run the gantlet.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1916-05-11

Some men can have hot time on a
little cold cash.