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The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1916-04-01

CLAIMS observe April Fool today.
Closed season begins.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1916-04-01

Eat mt Exchange Lunch Room.
Meals 15c up. 769 Broadway.
"adv."
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1916-04-01

Mason Methodist Episcopal. Robt.
]. Reid, minister. Bible school,
s:45 a. m; services, IL a. m. and
1880 p. m; junior league, p. m. !;
EpwoTth league, $3.50 p. IN.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1916-04-01

ter. Services 1890 a. m. and 1920
2. m. Special music. s. s.. noon;
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Several ships will be provided
for Washington, California and
Oregon naval militia, which will
hold annual cruise July Is to 20.
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Old Mattresses made new. Main
1884. adv.
The Fulton County news. [volume] (McConnellsburg, Pa.) 1899-current, 1916-06-29
Church Notices.

The midsummer Holy Com
munion of the Lutheran Church
will be held on Sunday July 16
at 1880 A. M. in the town church
and at 2::90 P. NJ. in the Big Cove
Tannery Church. Preparatory
service on Saturday preceding
at 2:9O P. M, for the town church
and on Sunday Immediately be-
fore the Communion of the Tan
merry Church.
Preaching by the pastor next
Sunday at Mt. Zion at 1915 a. m.
Needmore at 2::90, and at Bed
ford Chapel, 7:45.
Patriotic services will be held
next Sunday in the Presbyterian
and Reformed churches. Morn
ing services in the Presbyterian
church. Subject, rs Christ the
Standard of Present-Day Inter.
nationalism?" In the evening,
at the Reformed church, subject
will be True Patriotism" Rev.
j. L. Yearick, pastor.
Elder Leferts, of Leesburg,
Va, will preach at Mt. Zion,
Friday evening, July 18th, at
7:30; at Needmore, Saturday the
18th at 1000, and on Sunday an
all-day meeting will be held.
The Fulton County news. [volume] (McConnellsburg, Pa.) 1899-current, 1916-06-29
Damaged By Flood.

About two weeks ago, Tyrone
and vicinity was visited by a
flood that almost equaled that of
Johnstown fame. Scores Of bust
ness houses were damaged to the
extent of thousands of dollars.
One of the sufferers was Harry
A. Thompson, a former McCon-
nellsburg boy. Harry is editor
and owner of the Tyrone Times.
His printing plant was flooded,
several tons of highpriced paper
destroyed, and his press and cleo
tric motor filled with mud.
The Fulton County news. [volume] (McConnellsburg, Pa.) 1899-current, 1916-06-29
Warning.

Because tetanus (lockjaw) fre.
quently results from burns made
by exploding firecrackers, and
powder, the State Health Depart
ment annually places tetanus an
titoxin at convenient points in
each county, in order that there
be no delay in its use to ward off
this dreadful result. In towns
covered by the NEWS, it has been
placed with the following dealers
Bedford, F. A. Jordan; L. w.
Seylar, McConnellsburg; H. E.
Steel, Huntingdon; D. l.. Miller,
Waynesboro. Take no chances
with burns resulting from fire.
crackers and blank cartridges,
for the clay packing contains the
germs that cause lockjaw. See
a physician at once.
The Fulton County news. [volume] (McConnellsburg, Pa.) 1899-current, 1916-06-29
Williamson Will Ran Again.
Huntingdon, Pa,
- ~ 1n1 =

June "a, 1916.
Editor News:
| was honored with the nomi-
nation for Congress by the voters
OF Washington Party by a vote
of 207 to as. While am deeply
grateful to the voters of the said
party for having so generously
supported me. yet having always
been a Republican and having
been an active candidate on the
Republican ticket, | cannot do
otherwise than withdraw nv
name from the Washington Par
ty ticket. | shall support the
Republican nominee and urge my
friends to do likewise.
At this time | desire to public
ly thank all those who support
ed me. | will seek the Republi-
can nomination for Congress in
this district two years hence and
trust the voters in sufficient num-
bers may at the time recognize
my claims to the nomination.
Very respectfully yours,
RICHARD w. WILLIAMSON.
The Fulton County news. [volume] (McConnellsburg, Pa.) 1899-current, 1916-06-29

Ben Fisher, Of Port Treverton,
Pa, came to McConnellsbure
yesterday to remain two days
with his mother, Mrs. Sadie
Fisher. Ben has recovered from
results of being catspulted from
his auto two weeks ago, but
scars show plainly on his face.
Mr.. and Mrs. Marcus Mellott,
son Raymond, daughter Morea,
and Mr.. C. H. Fittery-all near
Pleasant Ridge-in Mr.. Mellott's 5
Overland, were early morning
shoppers in town Wednesday.
They report a severe electrical
and hail storm Tuesday evening.
Mr., George Lynch, Big Cove
Tannery, brought us some news
yesterday. Subscribers can help
make the News interesting to
their distant friends by calling at
our Office and telling what has
occurred in their neighborhood.
Try it next time you come to
town.
Charles Jr., son of proprietor
and Mrs. Charles Ehalt, of the
Fulton House, returned from a
ten-days' trip to Pittsburgh and
vicinity a few days ago, bringing
with him former chum and
neighbor, Mr.. Paul Campbell.
Mr.. Campbell is a vocalist of re-
nown in Pittsburgh musical cir
cles, and has delighted some of
our local lovers of music with his
fine voice.
Mr.. and Mrs. Harry Spangler
and their son and daughter-in-
law, attorney and Mrs. H. H.
Spangler all of Mercersburg-
called to see Mr.. and Mrs. H. S.
Daniels Tuesday morning. The
Spangler families were on their
way to Bedford and Altoona. H.
Fl. to attend a meeting of the
Pennsylvania Bar Association at
Bedford, and the others to visit
in Altoona. Mrs. Spangler Sr.,
is a sister Of Mr.. George Sipe, of
Wells Valley.
Mr., Maurice Sherman, Of But
Ier, Pa, recently visited his SIS
ter, Mrs. Geo. w. Morgret near
Big Cove Tannery. Maurice for
nerly lived near McConnellsburg, |
In 1910 he enlisted in the U. S. |
army, served two years in the
Philippine Islands and one year
IN the Mexican border in Texas
where he studied police tactics,
md he is now a member of our
State Constabulary stationed at
Butler. On his way back to
Butler, he visited his father at
1agerstown, and his sister Nora
It Chester.
The Fulton County news. [volume] (McConnellsburg, Pa.) 1899-current, 1916-06-29
PIOughed Up Money.

A few days ago, Frank Gress
ploughed up a purse in a field
near the City Reservoir. He
brought it to the Fulton County
Bank where the decaying paper
money was carefully separated
and found to consist of four one
dollar bills. 1t will be sent to
the U. S. Treasury for redemp-
ton. There were &c cents in
coin in the purse.
The Fulton County news. [volume] (McConnellsburg, Pa.) 1899-current, 1916-06-29
Card Of Thanks.

George W. Locke, Ft. Littleton,
desires the NEWS to thank the
many friends for kindness during
the sickness and at time of death
of his wife.
The Fulton County news. [volume] (McConnellsburg, Pa.) 1899-current, 1916-06-29

About two weeks ago, Mrs.
Mary j. Clevenger of this place,
went to Johnstown where she
visited Mrs. Rebecca S. Deshong
for week. The two ladies then
came to McConnellsburg togeth-
er, and Mrs. Deshong will remain
in the County for an indefinite
period, visiting friends and rela-
tives. Mrs Deshong is at pres
eut piecing a quilt at the eleven
ger home.
The Fulton County news. [volume] (McConnellsburg, Pa.) 1899-current, 1916-06-29
INTERESTING PARAGRAPHS
on scsl and General Interest, Gathered
at Home or Clipped frm our
Exchanges.
CONDENSED FOR HURRIED READERS

Peck Of Philadelphia, is visiting
relatives in this county.
Misses Olive Lodge, Dorothy
Hamill and Maudeline Stevens,
students at Shippensburg Nor
NAL, are home for the summer
vacation.
John Byers, former Waynes-
born young man, was wounded
in one of his legs while fighting
with Canadian troops in France,
several weeks ago.
Miss Minnie Dickson returned
home a few days ago after having
visited her niece, Mrs. Maria
Dickson Alexander, in Washing,
D. c., for a month.
Amos Stouteagle, who has been
in western parts of the State for
some time, came home last week
to see his father, John Stoutea-
gle, and other relatives.
Miss Beulah Johnston went to
Shippensburg Monday to remain
during the graduating exercises
of her sister, Miss Jean, at Nor
MAJ School, beginning Wednes-
day.
Miss Minnie E. Reisner return
ed home a few days ago after
having spent three weeks very
pleasantly with her aunt, Mrs.
Mary E. Marshall, in Philadel-
phia.
One of the annual attractions
at the Presbyterian church on
Children's Day, is the class of
colored folks who are great sing
ers. They were at their best
this year.
Mr.. and Mrs. Morse Sloan and
baby Kenneth returned to their
home at Murrysville last Satur-
day, accompanied by their friends
Mr.. and Mrs. Wightman, of
Williamsburg.
Ex-county Treasur er S. A.
Hess and son Blair, in their Max
well, with Martin Truax and Da-
vid Hollinshead as ballast, motor
ed to town from Belfast township |
last Saturday.
George K. Nelson, who remov-
ed from Big Cove to Cumberland |
county several years ago, recent
ly sold his milk route at Newville
to give his whole time to farm
ing and stock raising.
Rex Irwin came home from La
fayette college last week, and on
Monday he joined a party of his
college chums and went to Reed
field, Maine, to camp two months
in the wild woods of that state.
Mr.. Jacob Rotz. of Todd town.
lhip, paid his annual visit to this
office on Monday, after having
spent the winter with his daugh-
er, Mrs. Lew McQuade, in AL
1oona. He will spend the sum-
1ler out at the farm.
Word was received here that
Mr.. and Mrs. George W. Cooper,
of Oklahoma Citp, Okla, are on
their way east. They will stop
in Illinois, and at Auburn, N. Y.
to visit friends, and may reach
McConnellsburg about the mid
die of July.
A few nights ago, some one
stole the chains that are supposed
to keep people from driving to
the rear of the United Presby-
terian church to hitch horses.
Abuse of the privilege of hitch
Ing in the sheds caused the con-
gregation to prohibit public use
Of the grounds.
Fatal accidents to boys play
ing with firecrackers are already
nndlng their way into the papers.
Since it is so we'll known that
the clay used in the manufacture
Of firecrackers and other fire.
works contain the germs of tet.
anus (ockjaw), we wonder that
more safe and sane ways have
not been devised for the young
sters to give vent to their patri-
otlsm.
The Fulton County news. [volume] (McConnellsburg, Pa.) 1899-current, 1916-06-29

MIS- 0tOTEs n IldTTlS accom-
: panied Mr.. and Mrs. C. R. Spang
Ter to their home in Hancock, las
Friday.
: Mr.. and Mrs. M. r. Shaffnel
went to Huntingdon this morning
to attend Knights Templar Fielc
Day parade.
Mrs. Harry Gsell and daughter
: Ruth of Chambersburg, are visit.
ing Mrs. Chas. Vores, in East
Extension.
The McConnellsburg Band will
give an open-air concert next
Saturday night, probably on City
Hotel porch.
Mr.. Harvey Sipes, Of Cham
bersburg, was shaking hands and
transacting business in McCon-
nellsburg Tuesday.
George Smith, a student at Mil
lersville Normal School, spent
part of last week in the home of
his sister, Mrs. Geo. P. Morton.
George A. Harris, agent for
Harvey L. Sipes, recently sold
the two t-acre lots on north sec
ond street to Walter r. Sloan on
private terms.
Miss Mary Baumgardner was
graduated with honors from the
West Chester Normal School last
week, and is now enjoying a
well-earned vacation at her Nc
Connellsburg home.
With a handicap of the loss of
several months on account of
sickness in her family, Miss Jean
Johnston was graduated from the
Shippensburg Normal this week
with clean score.
Mr.. Ed Heudershot brought
the following Licking Or ee k
township people to town We'd
nesday to do shopping; Mrs. Ed
Deshong and son Elliott; Miss
Amy Sipes, Miss Nela Bair and a
lady whose name we failed to
get.
Miss Amy Gilbert, daughter of
County Commissioner Daniel Gil
bert, of Franklin county, has
been elected a member of the
faculty of Wilson College, Cham
bersburg. Miss Gilbert's moth
er was Maggie OFT, formerly of
McConnellsburg.
Mr.. David L. McNulty, of |
Laurel, Nd, visited old friends |
and scenes in and near McCon-
nellsburg several days this week. |
1t is fifty years since Mr.. Nc
Nulty left McConnellsburg. He
reports having voted the straight
Democratic ticket for 62 years.
Mr.. Clarence L. Stevens, of
Port Chester, N. Y, visited his
sister, Mrs. John R. Jackson, in
McConnellsburg, this week. He
was accompanied by Mr.. Frank
Antilles, member Of the editorial
staff Of the Port Chester Daily
Item.
Mrs. James Acri (Bess Gress)
of Steelton, and her twin babies
are visiting Bess's grandmother,
Mrs. Conrad Gress, north First
str eet, McConnellsburg. Her
husband came with her, but re-
but a few days, as this
is a busy time in Steelton.
Frank Thompson returned to
Philadelphia last Saturday after
having visited his aunt, Mrs.
George Reisner for a week. He
is a son of |. D. Thompson. He
was accompanied here by his
friend Elwood Nickles. They
had a fine outing here along some
Of our trout streams.
George L. Reisner left for a ,
farm near Hagerstown on Mon
day where he will spend his va
cation before taking up his stud
les at State College. The course
George is taking at State calls
for actual experience at farm {
work in all its phases, in addi- |
ton to that done at the College.
Mr.. and Mrs. 7. Roy Morton !
and two little daughters Jean and I
Mariorv of patarehuro, Do vic {
The Fulton County news. [volume] (McConnellsburg, Pa.) 1899-current, 1916-06-29

Whe prices everything soaring
account of and extensive purchases give
patrons the benefit of old prices, which will
surprisingly low. Note the foIIoWing
The Fulton County news. [volume] (McConnellsburg, Pa.) 1899-current, 1916-06-29
FLOOR COVERING

nice assortment of Floor Covering Carpets Mattngs Rugs
Some of these goods cannot be duplicated
ing matter Our prices last
last; Mattngs, II cents 25 cents; mating rugs.
20 to 80 cents: L5O to $50. A ot of
Belington progressive. [volume] (Belington, W. Va.) 1912-1927, 1916-12-28
KEEN MEMORY FOR FACES
Colonel Roosevelt Remembered, After
Two Years, Man Whom He Had
Only Met in a Crowd.

Colonel Roosevelt has one of the
most wonderful memories | ever heard
of, particularly for faces and names"
said G. e. Embree of the Maine Farm.
ers Union. Il first met him some
where about 1906 at Riverhead, Long
Island, when perhaps 5000 persons
were introduced to him.
about two years later l met him ON
the street at Oyster Bay. He was in
his shirtsleeves, swinging along to the
postoftice, and being hailed by every
one who saw him, old and young, /
said: Good morning, sir as we met.
He passed, rather squinted at my
face and slowly replied: Good morn
ing. Your name is Embree, is it not?'
/ admitted it, in establishment at his.
memory, and asked: But where did
you meet me? and as quickly as g.
flash came: 'Riverhead, wasn't it?'
But you met 5000 men that day. %,
that doesn't make any difference
''The next meeting with the colonel
was in 1912 at Nashua, N. H. l was
passing around one car to take an
other and stepped a little one side
to allow a man to pass. He casually
looked at me and sang out with a
smile: Hello, Long Island = and was
gone. 1t is wonderful to me, that mans
memory of names and faces. "-Kenne-
bee Journal.
Belington progressive. [volume] (Belington, W. Va.) 1912-1927, 1916-12-28

Louisville to GAINESVILLE; and setting
off at dawn one morning, he strobe Gil
day long through the silent woods.
The sun was going down when he left
the road, painted to the top of the
Silver hills and flung himself down on
the, ground. Away to the south
stretched the broad and majestic cur
rent of the Ohio till it passed out of
sight among the blue hills Of Ken
lucky; below him, liz the lengthening
shadows of the evening, rose the slen-
der columns of smoke from the cabin
chimneys of GAINESVILLE, a cluster of
a dozen or so log farnhouses. Be-
yond, across the rushing waters of
the Falls, he could distinguish the
roofs of Louisville, bright in the sun
set light
He looked his fill upon the broad
expanse of the great river-the Beau
tiful river, as the Indians called it
it's hurrying, tumultuous waters, the
fiatboat ferry, slowly crawling across,
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he said abruptly, "and has provided
for the enlistment of fifty thousand
volunteers in addition"
She let her hands fall to her lap.
'Does that mean war is sure?"
"Not yet. But they talk of it freely.
England will yield to none Of our re-
quests
She smiled proudly to herself at his
use of the word ''our." He went on
with his news:
"Mr. Clay wants a stronger navy.
Curious = isn't it, that Kentucky
should be in harmony with the sea-
board states in this"
"Yes-they called US the wild men
on tie Ohio last winter"
He smiled at her flash of resent
ment. Are you still as eager for
war as you were once?
Toinette shuddered. 1t was unnec-
fsirs % reply to the thrust.
i CD ev51ly:
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the green shores beyond-and then
scrambled down the steep hillside to
the village, where fhe smokes OF
kitchen fires sent up their friendly sig.
nails. AT the inn where he rested thai
night the tavern keeper indicated {
deserted cabin that stood near the
river bank.
''Thar's the cabin whar Ginera'
George, Rogers Clark used t. live
pore old critterr'
"Ee's not dead, is heg"
Him dead? Ye kain't kill him witt
AK. 1 seed him yistaday. over yam
waving toward Louisville-"pore OLE
critter-ariv the Bntishers cutter
these parts thirty year gone, an set,
thar crest the river withouten' a fo'
pence"
David heard him listlessly. Hi.
goods had arrived and were piled IL
the tavern lean-to; and as he turned
toward the shack to see that they
were in readiness for the homewart
journey in the morning, he heard his
name called by a girls voice.
He wheeled and saw Lydia Gran
mer. The girl broke into laugh al
the expression, of utter surprise.
"You here, Lydia?" he cried il
amazenent. did you come here from
Corydon? Where's your father?"
"Why, yes, we've been here TO,
weeks. Fathers gone to see sonf
friends at Fort Steuben tonight, hui
he'll be back soon"
So this was where Cranmer ha6
gone, after that night in the smithy
at Corydon. David saw in a fash
that upon himself alone must depend
Cranmer's capture. Hiding his ex
citemeat, he pretended to listen tc
Lydia with eager pleasure.
She ran On in Eaive delight at see
ing David once more. They were liy
ing in the cabil nearest the inn. she
said; and she begged David to come
and talk with her till her father re-
turned. 1t was late when they heard
Cranmer's voice lifted in a roarina
ballad and distinguished his portSy
form moving uncertainty down the
path that led to the cabin.
David felt himself grow hot with
repugnance as the man drew nearer.
He had not seen him since that night
when he had watched the three con.
spirators in the smithy.
Cranmer's heavy steps drew near.
err; he started in surprise when he
came on the two figures in the dark
ness and there was a note of relief
in his laughter when he heard David
speak.
"Why, it's young LarrenceI Sweet
hearting out here in the dark, you
rogues? Well, when your mother
was your age, Lydia! :"
Belington progressive. [volume] (Belington, W. Va.) 1912-1927, 1916-12-28
CHAPTER viii.
Fear.

David went back to his dress-stuffs
by Gay and his law books by night
with heavy heart. The days dragged
by as slowly as they pass the beds Of
the sick, feyerishly hot, inexplicably
hostile: till at last he welcomed the
necessity of journey to replenish
his stock of goods. Colonel Posey
had once more postponed his return
to Corydon and had asked David to
buy whatever was needed to carry
on the business. His supplies were
to be ferried across the river from
Belington progressive. [volume] (Belington, W. Va.) 1912-1927, 1916-12-28

rapturously as she drew forth from
the great chest walking dresses of
white jaconet muslin; a China robe
Of India twill; preposterously mad
equate cloak of sarsenet silk; tiny
slippers Of white kid and rose-colored
silk and a precious packet containing
ferroaiere, a headband of fiat gold
links with a great pendant of pearls
hanging from its clasp down on the
forehead. 1t was Patrice's birthday
gift FOR his daughter, ordered through
an old friend in New Orleans.
There were to be two weddings in
town that morning-as the weekly
newspaper put it, Mr.. Philip Bell was
to marry the agreeable Miss Rachel
Harbeson and Mr.. Isham Stroud the
agreeable Miss Patsy Sands-and Toi-
nette vacillated deliciously in her
choice of a costume to grace the two
occasions.
The weddings over, she made her
way home in her silken slippers,
swathed herself in an apron and pre-
pared their dinner. David had not
been at either wedding. She was
thinking of him as she busted herself
at the hearth, and old Patrice read
happily from his beloved Arcadia"
She drew the fiat board on which the
cornmeal had been baked to golden
brown out from the fire, set the roast
ed wild turkey on the table, pushed
back a flying lock of hair from her
flushed face, and reused her father
from his book. 1t was her happiest
birthday feast in the new land.
In the evening the old gentleman
logged off on horseback to General
Harrison's farm, to pay his respects
and be served with glass of Ma
dera. Toinette preferred to remain
at home-Mr. Blackford would call,
perhaps David as well. She finished
her work and sat down to amuse her
self with some embroidery, a candle
made of the wax of the myrtle berry
throwing its light upon her flying fin
gers. The summer dusk fell rapidly
around her. The night closed in,
heavy, warm, full of sleepy sounds of
bird and insect. Someone's feet at
the doorstep, a hand raped at the
door. Toinette lifted the latchpin. 1t
was David.
She swept him a curtsy.
One Of the functions of woman's
dress is to snatch a man out of his
dull shufflings upon earth and show
him a world glorified. That function
was performed in this case. David
saw Madame Recamier Che had heard
of such PERSON. curtsying to him in
the house of Patrice O'Bannon. Ma
dame Recamier spoke, and 10! it was
Toinette:
'Why don't you say how you like
it?"
1t was evidently the gown of cob
webs that was meant.
Exceedingly well. Excuse
my asking, but is that all of it?"
'Imbecilel The latest from Paris
It's too bad to waste it on YOU"
swell, welll" David pretended a
dry indifference.
Toinette turned up her nose. "Why
weren't you at the weddings?"
Couldn't. I was off on q hunt
~LuckyW
"No-only couple of deer"
"The brides were sweet"
She sat down at her needlework
once more and David, seated in the
dimly lighted room, his high linen
collarband cleaning palely between
his dark face and the somber blacks
of his cravat and his coat, watched
her in silence. When he spoke it was
to introduce new subject:
Congress has voted to increase the
army by twenty-five thousand men,"
Belington progressive. [volume] (Belington, W. Va.) 1912-1927, 1916-12-28
Business of Matrimony.

about ten o'clock tomorrow morn
ing l will be prepared to answer your
proposal of marriage"
"Why the delay?"
1T gives me time to play fair with
another sutton. If he doesn't come
across when he hears your offer, I'll
take YOU
Under the circumstances / must
withdraw my offer"
Must you? Then under the circum-
stances l waive the other chance and
take you. "-Cleveland Plain Dealer.
Belington progressive. [volume] (Belington, W. Va.) 1912-1927, 1916-12-28
CHAPTER VII.
The Course of True Love.

Corydon lay baking under the sun
Of August. Along the parched ground
IT,. waves of heat, the 'lazy Law
rences," danced maddeningly. Toi-
nette was rejoicing in the arrival of
great box from New Orleans-sent
by flatboat to Louisville. hauled
thence on clumsy oak-runner sledge.
jolted slowly over the rutty road, hv
the patient oxen. Toinette erii-a
Belington progressive. [volume] (Belington, W. Va.) 1912-1927, 1916-12-28
(To BE coNTINUED.)
The Silver Linino-

The Tender-Iearted Cook-No bad
news, 'ope, ma'am?
The Mistress-The masters been
wounded.
The Cok-There now, ma'am; don't
let that worry you. They tells me
they can patch 'em up SOS they're
better than before.
Belington progressive. [volume] (Belington, W. Va.) 1912-1927, 1916-12-28
COMPROMISE.

Never marry a man with cham
payne appetite and beer income"
said Maude.
Certainly not" replied Maylnie
lice cream soda for NINE"