The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1916-10-21
FINNECAHS PHILOSOPHY
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PItlIess Publicity.

whats to come to 'Pitiless Publicity
Meself could tell him. Where's "Piti
less Publicity"r says Hughes. In tn
Ash Cam says I. Twas all right Of
the stump, but In Washin'ton ii
differ. The Harp that wanst througl
Trenton's halls'-I name Tumulty
Whin he bursts into song now he pick
his chune!
"'Tis not that Prlsidint Wilson 4
less public than Candydate Wilson,
He's less pitilcss. IT'S like the show
man. He tells We all, an more, abou
tn illyfant, but he has mintal res'va
tshune about the spotted baby.
$50 1t Is wild Wilson. He's sof'net
the hard heart iv 'Pitiless Publicity.
How about the Postmasters?' axe.
the refawrumers. Wen niver tell We,
says the C'mlshun. For why? says
the League. 'T'wid embar'ss tn AID
mlnisthrashun,' says the Cmlshun
And the people laughs. 'Ye fired tn
Hid Nv the Clnsus.' says Hughes. 'Ye
lie,' says Redfeld. He rayslned Wild
out bein' axed.' says he. 'Ye lie yer
self says Durand. Ye towld me ye'd
fire me, an ye gev me place to q
POLITICIAN says Durand. Txac1y fwhat
I said,' yells Pink Whiskers, 4 was
goin' to fire We anyway, but I niver
axed We to raysine. says Plnky. An
the people roars.
"Tell us about all thin Dlshurvin'
Dimmycrats,' says the people. An
Washin'ton Is SWEEP be storm Nv
silence.
"But doan't we think there's no pub
liclty at all. Teddy himself was none
gunshy with the papers, but he cud
be quiet, too.
"'We'll grab some land in Vinzu-
eely,' says the Ambassydure.
'tem'prily,' says he. 'Ye'll not says
Teddy, yen agree to arbitrate,' says
he, or he says, in tin days Dewey'n
be there, says Teddy.
"'Me Ry'le Masther will niver con-
STINT says tn other. Thin says Ted
dy, I'll sind Dewey at wanst. There's
no use waitin',' Teddy says. How'd
EN-, says the Ambassydure. we
agree says he,-an' dlvil bit did we
know how 1t was for a dozen year.
Wen have Fer&y Carey alive, or
the Bashi Bazook dead says Teddy,
an back comes Ferdy. An the papers
says ON demand lv the State Depart
ment Ferdy Carey has been released
An that's all.
How is it now? The greasers
slaughtered twinty at Sanity Isabel. An
other Mexican Crisis says the head
lines, Twinty Americans killed. they
says. The Prisdint Calm says they.
'Ates Bacon and Eggs. Plays Goluf,'
says the headlines. An the paper
goes on:
1.-THE Prisidint's appytite at break
fast was good, tn leader iv the ma
shun gettin' outside w. grape fruit,
bacon an eggs, hot biscuit an coffee.
Whln Docther Grayson announced the
bill iv fare the tinshun over Mexico
was much relaved.
1.-The Prisidint is solvn' in privacy
the fateful question, twill me throat
last?" The answer Is waited wild few
erlsh anxiety
'Mondah, the papers says 'Nashun-
al Disaster? Sore Throat Feared, Pan
ic ut the Capital. The Prisidint Calm.
CONSERVATION was spread among
all classes today be the report that
the Prisldint awoke with a sore throat.
Strong men tainted before they cud |
reach the nearest saloon. There Is |
talk Nv appintln' day iv prayer. 1t |
is hoped that Senior Arre-ye-on-though |
will claim that the dead Americans |
raysisted ixicushun. A high authority |
states that this wud end the crisis.
The Prisldint made but wan remark:
"Av they'd not been there they'd not
Nv been kilt"
"Choosdah, they says, Hope revives.
No sore throat. Bitten by insect.
Prisldint calm. All Phrases iv Mat
ther to be considered
"'The anxiety in the Capital was re-
laved today be the followin' bulletin:
lathe Prisidint has q slight per-
foration In the cuticle over the infery-
ure maximary caused by insect bitin'
him whin asleep. The patient was too
proud to scratch. (Signed) Grayson."
at Is reported also that Gineral
Scott will so to the border to bury the
dead, and apologize to the Insurgents.
He will axe Carranzy, whether he wud
accept a loan If offered. This Is con-
sldered the thrue Sutton iv the diff
Guilty
"Winsdah the Pris.dint goes motor
In, Thursdah he writes a note and
Glneral Scott starts for the border.
Fridah the headlines says Peace in
Europe near. Prisidint studyln' terms.
VIII he stop the war? Another note
expected. Capital excited over report
But we're comforted be bein' towld
the Prisldint will not be betrayed
INTO hasty ackshun.
"Sundah, he's conslderin' tn Ar
nenyan question, an Mondah he nd
vises Grandmothers about suckin'
Eggs. And another crisis is past.
$50 It goes ivry day. As was say
n, there's a'plenty publicity, but tbs
lot the brand Nv 1912"