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The Monticellonian. [volume] (Monticello, Ark.) 1870-1920, 1916-03-23

ach, liver, kidneys and bowels the pre-.
vious days accumulation of toxins and
poisons; thus, cleansing, sweetening.
and freshening the entire alimentary
canal, each morning, before putting
more food into the stomach.
quarter pound of limestone phos.
phate costs very little at the drug
store but is sufficient to make any
rheumatic or lumbago sufferer an en-
thusiast on the morning inside bath.
Millions of people keep their Joints
free from these rheumatic acids by
practtcing this daily internal SANTA
ton. glass of hot water with a "a
spoonful of limestone phosphate dra Tx
before breakfast, is wonderfully inv g.
Grating; besides, it is an excellent
health measure because it cleanses the
alimentary organs of all the waste,
gases and sour lamentations, makir
one look and feel clean, sweet al d
fresh all day.
Those who try this for one weex
may find themselves free from sicx
headaches, constipation, bilious a.
tacks, sallowness, nasty breath anil
stomach acidity.
The Monticellonian. [volume] (Monticello, Ark.) 1870-1920, 1916-03-23

Just as coal, when 1t burns, leaves
behind a certain amount of incombus-
.ible material In the form of ashes, SO
the food and drink taken day after day
leaves in the alimentary canal a GER
tain amount of indigestible material,
which if not completely eliminated
each day, becomes food for the mil
ions of bacteria which infest the bow
els. From this mass of leftover waste
material, toxins and ptomaine-like poi
sons, called uric acid, is formed and
then sucked into the blood where 1t
continues to circulate, collecting grain
by grain in the joints of the body
much like rust collects on the hinge
as shown above.
Men and women who suffer from
lumbago. rheumatism or sore, stiff,
aching joints should begin drinking
phosphated hot water. not as means
to magic relief from pain, but to pre-
vent more uric acid forming in the
system. Before eating breakfast each
morning, drink a glass of real hot
water with teaspoonful of limestone
phosphate in it. This will first neu-
tralize and then wash out of the stom-
The Monticellonian. [volume] (Monticello, Ark.) 1870-1920, 1916-03-23
Instead of Dosing Delicate Little Stom-
achs They Recommend the External
Treatment - Vap-C-Rub.

Mrs. M. ]. Porter, and Mrs. ].
Jacques. of Bolivar. Mo-, and Mrs. M. e.
Ferret, on Rural Route No. 2, like all
intelligent mothers, believe internal
medicines are bad for children, and
yet cold troubles must have some kind
of treatment. When Vick's Vap-O-Rub
was introduced here from the South
last season these ladies found it filled
the need exactly. Fap-O-Rub is
a salve, which. when applied to the
warmth of the body, is vaporized by
the body heat. These vapors, inhaled
with each breath, carry the medication
through the air passages to the lungs,
and. in addition, Vick's is absorbed
through the skin, relieving the tight
ness and soreness. This two fold
action makes Vap-O-Rub useful for
wide variety of inflammations-from
infiammations Of the air passages and
lungs. such as head colds, catarrh,
asthmatic troubles. bronchitis and
deep chest colds-down to infiamms-
lions OF the skin and tissues, such q
The Monticellonian. [volume] (Monticello, Ark.) 1870-1920, 1916-03-23
BACKACHE, LUMBAGO

Uric acid causes backache, pains
here and there, rheumatism, govt,
gravel, neuralgia and sciatica It was
DR.. Pierce who discovered new
agent, called "Anuric," which will
throw out and completely eradicate
this uric acid from the system. An
uric" is 81 times more potent than
lithia, and consequently you need no
longer fear muscular or articular rheu-
matism or govt, or many other dis
eases which are dependent on uric
acid within the body.
II you feel that tired, WORKOUT
feeling, backache, neuralgia, or if your
sleep is disturbed by too frequent uri.
nation, go to your best drug store and
ask for Doctor Pierce's Anuric Nab
lets, full treatment soc, or sen 10
cents for trial package of "Anuric"
Tablets to DR.. Pierce, Invalids' Hotel,
Buffalo, N Y.
The Monticellonian. [volume] (Monticello, Ark.) 1870-1920, 1916-03-23
MORE THAN EVER
Increased Capacity for Work Since
Leaving OFF Coffee.

Many former coffee drinkers who
have mental work to perform day al
ter day, have found better capacity
and greater endurance by using Pos
tum instead of coffee. An Illinois
woman writes:
81 haG drank coffee for about twenty
years, and finally had what the doctor
called coffee heart was nervous and
extremely respondent: had little men
tai or physical strength left; had kid
ney trouble and constipation.
THE first noticeable benefit which
Postum was the improved action Of
the kidneys and bowels. In two weeks
my heart action was greatly improved
and my nerves steadier.
Then | became less respondent,
and the desire to be active again
showed proof Of renewed physical and
mental strength.
Il formerly did mental work and had
to give 1t up on account of coffee, but
since using Postum | am doing hard
mental labor with less fatigue" Name
given by Postum Co., Battle Creek,
Mich.
Postum comes in two forms:
Postum Cereal-the original form
must be well boiled. 15c and 25c pack.
ages.
instant Postum soluble powder
dissolves quickly in a cup Of hot wa.
ter, and. with cream and sugar. makes
. delicious beverage instantly. soc and
Soc tins.
Both forms are equally delicious and
cost about the same per cup.
There's q Reason" for Postum.
sold by Grocers
The Monticellonian. [volume] (Monticello, Ark.) 1870-1920, 1916-03-23
GOOD DEMAND FOR FARMERS
Important Message Sent to Boys Who
Are Now Considering Question
of Future Occupations.

The announcement by the director
of public welfare that the city has
job paying $4,000 year, with a good
home and board thrown in, fer which
no qualified apr ieant has yet offered
himself, is more significant than it is
novel. The untitled place is that of
manarer of the city's 2,100-aere farm
at Warrensville The successful appli-
cant, it is said. need not be a resident
of the city or state, but must be an
able farmer having an agricultural
college education, practical experience
In farming and business knowledge
qualifying him to get results from the
city's large investment
The persons to whom this state of
affairs should carry an important
meaning are the boys who are now. or
ought to be, considering the bother
some question of their future occupa-
tions-boys in position % obtain the
benefit of technical education of some
sort, but undecided as to what sort
best fits their needs Though very
good indeed as such things go. an in
come of $4,000 a year with living ex.
penses paid may not seem irresistibly
attractive to ambitious boys, partic-
ularly when coupled with the uncer-
tainties of public employment. But
the lesson of the situation is not 50
much that an acceptable place should
go untitled as that there is evidently
a shortage of men qualified to fill it.
The need of scientific farmers to
manage big farms has not gone I'M
fereseen The agricultural colleges of
the country are filled even now with
shrewd young men learning a profess
sion sure to come into greater and
greater demand. There is room for
more. Young men still debating their
futures should give attention to agri-
cultures possibilities. particularly If
IL ir tastes lie in any such direction.
Such callings as the law, medicine or
engineering may be overcrowded, but
there is no likelihood that agricul-
ture will be for many years, If ever.
Private, as well as public, farms of
large size are always bidding for
capable superintendent and it NAV
be taken for granted that the demand
will increase as the financial posi-
bihties of farm efficiency become
more adequately realized.-Cleveland
Leader.
The Monticellonian. [volume] (Monticello, Ark.) 1870-1920, 1916-03-23
BUSINESS SUCCESS OF CROP
1t Must Be Disposed of as Efficiently
as eamwork Always
Pays Best Prices.

1t is not enough to grow good crop,
or even to grow good crop at low
cost. To make big crop a business
success. it must be disposed of as
efficiently as it is grown-must be so
graded and packed as to meet market
standards and so marketed as to bring
the farmer the highest current price.
The farmer who is too suspicious to
get together with his neighbors in or
der to do comparatively what no one
can do alone is sure to pay dearly
for his incapacity for teamwork.
The Monticellonian. [volume] (Monticello, Ark.) 1870-1920, 1916-03-23
American Sea Poet.

Now that John Masefield has come
to be the poetic Interpreter of life at
sea to his generation of Britons, 1t is
interesting te see an American poet,
Lincoln Colcord. rising to be the same
for his countrymen. Beginning his
career Jr vessel navigating Cape
Horn, he comes of five generations of
seagoing Maine folk. His boyhood
was spent on ship sailing the seven
seas, so that now, when he comes to
write poem on THE Vision of War"
or when he discusses, before clubs of
literary and civic-spirited men, Some
of the Fallacies Of American Democ-
racy," it is not product of the ur,
ban graded school which never has
been out Of sight of land who is speak.
ing. Rather is it mai who has seen
the world, as that phrase is most &C
curately though not popularity used
Christian Science Monitor.
The Monticellonian. [volume] (Monticello, Ark.) 1870-1920, 1916-03-23
To Build Up
After Grippe, Colds
Bad Blood

Take blood cleanser and Alternative
that starts the liver and stomach into
vigorous action, called Dr. Pierces
Golden Medical Discovery because of
one of its principal ingredients-the
Golden Seal plant 1t assists the body
to manufactur rich red blood which
feeds the heart-nerves-brain and
organs OF the body. The organs work
smoothly like machinery running in
oil. You feel clean, strong and siren
uous. Buy Medical Discovery" to-
day and in few days you will know
that the bad blood rs passing out, and
new, rich, pure blood is filling your
veins and arteries.
The Monticellonian. [volume] (Monticello, Ark.) 1870-1920, 1916-03-23
BEST FARMER IN COMMUNITY
Good Results Cannot Be Secured Out
of Cooperation Scheme Unless
Everybody Works Together.

Every wide-awake, enterprising,
reading farmer helps every other en-
terprising, wide-awake farmer in the
community, and the more there are of
them in the neighborhood the better
it is for everybody
You can't get good work out of any
team if half the mules pull and half
don't. So you can't get good results
out of any scheme Of cooperation in
your neighborhood If half of the farm
ers are walked up and pulling together
and the other half are not And the
best way to get them walked up is to
get them to reading.
The Monticellonian. [volume] (Monticello, Ark.) 1870-1920, 1916-03-23
FIERY RED PIMPlES
eoothed and Healed by cutlcura Soap
and Ointment. Trial Free.

Smear the affected skin with Cuticura
Ointment on end of finger. Let 1t re-
main five to ten minutes. Then wash
Off with plenty of Cuticura Soap and
hot water. Dry without irritation.
Nothing like Cuticura for all skin
troubles from infancy to age.
Free sample each by mail with Book.
Address postcard, Cuticura, Dept. L,
Boston. Sold everywhere.-Adv.
The Monticellonian. [volume] (Monticello, Ark.) 1870-1920, 1916-03-23
AMERICAN NEWSPAPERS
BARRED FROM MEXICO

Brownsville. Texan official decree
barring all American newspapers from
Matamoros, the Mexican town across
the Rio Grande from Brownsville. was
issued by the military authorities
there today. No reason was given.
The action came as surprise here
and two arrests of newspaper car.
riers resulted
The Monticellonian. [volume] (Monticello, Ark.) 1870-1920, 1916-03-23
lmpalea on a crowbar.

While jumping from bank of earth,
which was giving way under him, Jo-
seph Blake, manager of local theater,
was impaled on croWbar.
The bar entered the feshy part of
the thigh, tearing its way through
flesh and muscles along the waist line
and emerging under the lower rib.
So deep was the instrument i'm
bedded, it required two men to extract
it. Blake will recover. The accident
occurred at the mine owned by the
injured mans father. west of this city
Grass Valley Dispatch, Sacramento
Bee.
The Monticellonian. [volume] (Monticello, Ark.) 1870-1920, 1916-03-23
Nearly 10000 Crop Reporters.

Nearly 10000 volunteer crop re-
porters and special correspondents are
now aiding the bureau of crop esti-
mates of the United States depart.
ment of agriculture in the preparation
Of its estimates of crops and live stock
production of the country, according
to the annual report of the bureau
which has just been issued. The ac-
tual number of these volunteer assist
ants is 1882 In addition there are
l5l paid employees in the service of
the bureau. The total appropriation
for the work for the fiscal year ending
June 30. 1915, was $275,5S0.-Dun's
Review.
The Monticellonian. [volume] (Monticello, Ark.) 1870-1920, 1916-03-23
Horses and Mules.

fed a liberal ration of corn silage, but
they must have some hay and grain
along with it. A few pounds of silage
a day is good for work horses too,
but they should not be expected to
eat lot of it because they need
more concentrated ration.
The Monticellonian. [volume] (Monticello, Ark.) 1870-1920, 1916-03-23
Somewhat Rouoh on Bill

Talk about economy" said an Eng
lish miners wife. We'll sir, every
night when my Bill comes home l
shove him in the bathtub, clothes and
all. and after he gets out sieve the
water and make briquettes OF 1t for
the fire"
The Monticellonian. [volume] (Monticello, Ark.) 1870-1920, 1916-03-23
To Clean Glass

1t is a good idea to clean the glass
over pictures with cloth wrung from
hot water and dipped In alcohol. Pol.
ish them Immediately until they are
dry and glossy with chamois or tissue
paper.
The Monticellonian. [volume] (Monticello, Ark.) 1870-1920, 1916-03-23
Get Best Results.

When conditions remain unchanged
for long time, farming becomes ap-
proximately what it ought to be to get
the best results. provided that prac-
tice which is Immediately the most
profitable does not deplete the soil
fertility.
The Monticellonian. [volume] (Monticello, Ark.) 1870-1920, 1916-03-23
Average Age increasing.

The number OF people who attain
the age OF hundred grows greater
yearly This is not a fancy. but
definite statistical fact. which proves
that the average length of human life
on this planet is slowly but steadily
increasing.
The Monticellonian. [volume] (Monticello, Ark.) 1870-1920, 1916-03-23
Out of the Question.

81 was afraid you and Dubwaitt
would come to blows yesterday"
when we had our little arguytlen,
about the war;"
Yes"
NO danger of that. You see. nei
Their of us is a pacifist'
The Monticellonian. [volume] (Monticello, Ark.) 1870-1920, 1916-03-23
Complete Satisfaction No. Good

You will get accustomed to living
your life right through with want
in it. We all have to do that. You
will get accustomed to wanting, and
this habit will come to be a part OF
your life. You will be all the better
for It'll. s. Merriman.
The Monticellonian. [volume] (Monticello, Ark.) 1870-1920, 1916-03-23

"Dar'd mebbe be mo- married hap
piness." said Uncle Eben. "ef de aver
ago gal admired a man as much for
bein' able to manage q pillow as she
does fob bein' able to pick de guitar. !"
The Monticellonian. [volume] (Monticello, Ark.) 1870-1920, 1916-03-23
The Big Standing Army.

nc ctS Oha4idiHS amy
Are you in favor of a big standing
army"
NO I'm a member of it. And it's
already too big
What dc you mean?"
There aren't nearly enough street
car seats for all."-Detroit Free Press.
The Monticellonian. [volume] (Monticello, Ark.) 1870-1920, 1916-03-23
That Awful Office Itch,

We can vaccinate against blackleg.
hog cholera and typhoid fever. but no
one has so far invented serum that
will immunize us Americans against
office itch.
The Monticellonian. [volume] (Monticello, Ark.) 1870-1920, 1916-03-23
When IL aiIs.

HAS she every confidence in her
husband"
Yes, except when he is driving the
car with her in it."-Detroit Free
Press.
The Monticellonian. [volume] (Monticello, Ark.) 1870-1920, 1916-03-23
Japanese Like Vans.

Japan has erected monument over
the grave of the scientist who intro
duced the sweet potato into the empire
for general cultivation more than two
centuries ago
The Monticellonian. [volume] (Monticello, Ark.) 1870-1920, 1916-03-23

Use Murine after Exposure In Cold,
Cutting Winds and Dust. 1t Restores.
Refreshes and Promotes Eye Health.
Good for all Eyes that Need Care.
Murine Eye Remedy Co, Chicago,
Sends Eye Book on request.
The Monticellonian. [volume] (Monticello, Ark.) 1870-1920, 1916-03-23

A financial journal publishes rule.
for discovering counterfeit bank notes
What the average man wants Is
few simple rules for discovering the
genuine article.
The Monticellonian. [volume] (Monticello, Ark.) 1870-1920, 1916-03-23
Be a Success.

Why longer experiment? Corn is
a success. Alfalfa is success. The
silo is a success. Live stock farming
pays. Why not quit grain gambling
and be a success?
The Monticellonian. [volume] (Monticello, Ark.) 1870-1920, 1916-03-23
Sllaae for Cattle.

The same acreage devoted to sill
age crop will support more cattle than
1t would IL devoted to hay or other
roughage.
The Monticellonian. [volume] (Monticello, Ark.) 1870-1920, 1916-03-23

Many an actor whose name is on
to jumping boardbills.
The Monticellonian. [volume] (Monticello, Ark.) 1870-1920, 1916-03-23
Brains Count Most.

1t does not follow that the farmer,
in order to be prosperous must be a
drudge. Brains count as well as
muscle.
The Monticellonian. [volume] (Monticello, Ark.) 1870-1920, 1916-03-23
Watch Cotton Acreaoe.

In the meantime, let every cotton
farmer of the South walk around his
cotton acreage and be sure that 1t has
not expanded. -Houston Post
The Monticellonian. [volume] (Monticello, Ark.) 1870-1920, 1916-03-23
Good profjtmaker

The fall pig generally strikes a
good market and If he is pushed right
along by good feed and care may cas-
lily prove a good proftmaker.
The Monticellonian. [volume] (Monticello, Ark.) 1870-1920, 1916-03-23

1t doesn't take the average honey
moon long to get ready for the en-
balmer.
The Monticellonian. [volume] (Monticello, Ark.) 1870-1920, 1916-03-23
Biz Aduantane

There must be tremendous advan-
tage in being so rich that a merchant
is afraid OF making you mad in send
ing bill.
The Monticellonian. [volume] (Monticello, Ark.) 1870-1920, 1916-03-23
Best Houses for Hoos.

Hogs need properly ventilated, not
drafty houses. with plenty of dry,
clean straw for bedding.
The Monticellonian. [volume] (Monticello, Ark.) 1870-1920, 1916-03-23
Queries.

Why isn't the dog star a skye-ter.
rier2
Why isn't man weighed down with
years under age?
Why can't we hear the bed tick in
the silent watches of the night?
The Monticellonian. [volume] (Monticello, Ark.) 1870-1920, 1916-03-23

Unless man looks silly when he
tells a woman he loves her, he doesn't
mean it.
The Monticellonian. [volume] (Monticello, Ark.) 1870-1920, 1916-03-23
Whenever You Need a General Tonic
Take Groves

The Old Standard Groves TasteIess
chill Tonic is equally valuable as a Cen
eral Tonic because it contains the we'll
known tonic properties OF QUININE and
IRON. 1t acts on the Liver. Drives out
Malaria. Enriches the Blood and Builds
up the Whole System. so cents
The Monticellonian. [volume] (Monticello, Ark.) 1870-1920, 1916-03-23

People talk of the flowing bowl
when they know it isn't the bowl that
flows.
The Monticellonian. [volume] (Monticello, Ark.) 1870-1920, 1916-03-23

Diversified farming pays. Try and
have little cash coming in every
week In the year.
The Monticellonian. [volume] (Monticello, Ark.) 1870-1920, 1916-03-23

For genuine comfort and lasting pleas
ure use Red Cross Ball Blue on wash day
All good grocers Adv
The Monticellonian. [volume] (Monticello, Ark.) 1870-1920, 1916-03-23

The road to success is shy of rapid
transit facilities.
The Monticellonian. [volume] (Monticello, Ark.) 1870-1920, 1916-03-23

Good Stable Manners.

A horse with good stable manners
has more value than one with no
manners.
The Monticellonian. [volume] (Monticello, Ark.) 1870-1920, 1916-03-23
Weeds an Asset.

A rank growth Of weeds becomes an
asset when plowed under before they
make seed.
The Monticellonian. [volume] (Monticello, Ark.) 1870-1920, 1916-03-23
Exactly IL.

Wont you consider an apartment
proposition ?"
NO. | won't. That's fiat"
The Monticellonian. [volume] (Monticello, Ark.) 1870-1920, 1916-03-23

Generous Man.
I hear the divorce allowed each to
have the child half the time"
"Yes-he wants it days."-Judge.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1916-12-18
STAR DOES TRICKS
IN NEW HART FILM
Actors Stunts on Rialto
Screen Make Him Rival
of Fairbanks

TIL. loves OF william Hart never IN
terest one so much as his deeds OF OAR
inc Therefore, there are some VINO
will demand more gun-play and less
continent in Truthful Tulliver, the
feature at the Rialto this week. How
ever. Hart does a couple OF Things
which have not yet been attempted even
by that "athaletic young man." Doug
las Fairbanks; and when they tell him.
and they're going to tell him, Douglas
will be extremely jealous.
What Hart does is this: He rides
through the front door Of the Forty
Rod saloon, lassoes two men and
drags them out through a rear window
sending his horse straight through the
window frame. The trick is brand
new. Then, when his victim seeks TO
elude him by boarding the Black Dia-
mond Express, he rides after the train,
brings his bronco alongside and springs
from the saddle to the observation car.
All of this is regular Hart stud, bu,
as a rule he sticks more closely to hi,
gun and his bronco. One can stand
a certain amount of sentiment, but not
too much from Hart.
Tulliver owns paper in Glory Hole,
whose citizens. while not Directing 10
the paper. do find the reform when
Tulliver seeks 10 force on them just
as soon as he falls in love bit dis
pleasing.
The girl Tuliver loves is Grace Bur
ton. She writes poetry Of the "Oh, us
merry when the cherry and the bios
som and the berry" sort; but Tulliver
publishes it.
Grace had a sister named Daisy, who
was much younger and also much less
discreet. She falls in love with the
owner Of the Forty Rod and meets HIM
secretly, wearing her sisters mantilla.
Tulliver sees the meeting and believes