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The Richmond Virginian. (Richmond, Va.) 1910-1920, 1916-06-13
LANCHORNE'S RETURN
ALL THAT SAVED CLASH

Mexico City. June lo-(By courier
to Ell Paso. Texas), Juno l2.-wash-
ington has been ofacially informed
that the largo body Of Carranxa troops
sent into Coahuila after the Glen
Springs raid for tho alleged purpose
OF capturing the bandits was In fact
instructed to attack tho LAnghorne
expedition.
It n definitely known now that the
early return OF LAnghorne's cavalry
was all that saved . clash. A full
report on the instructions given by
Governor Custavo Mirsles Dzpinosa to
drive the LAnghorns expedition out
OF Mexico has been sent to Washing-
ton by special Representative James
Lynn Rodgers.
The Richmond Virginian. (Richmond, Va.) 1910-1920, 1916-06-13
MAJORITY OF 100000
PROGRESSIVE VOTERS
MAY BE FOR VIII SON
Sphinx-ike, Mr.. Hughes
Continues His Silence

the Republican party and about such
things as the national chaimanshtp.
they maintained uniform silence.
Mr.. Hughes will remain in New
York until next Tuesday, at least,
Either tomorrow or Wednesday he
will receive Senator Murray Crane
and receive from that erudite gentle
man sundry hints on political efl-
cheney. It is likely that Mr.. Hughes
will receive the formal notification OF
his nomination here in New York.
Sometime between tomorrow morning
and Saturday the committee will meet
him and fix upon q date for that for
mality.
Above all. there Is one simple con-
nundrum. It is:
will Col Roosevelt support the
Republican ticket?"
Everybody except Mr.. Hughes de-
clared that they were certain that he
will.
Mr.. Hughes had nothing at all to
say about IT, As a matter Of fact
he had little to say about anything.
The Richmond Virginian. (Richmond, Va.) 1910-1920, 1916-06-13
MEX|CAMS RtPUO|ATE
ANOTHER AGREEMENT
General Trevfno, An Educated Mexi-
can, Strs Poems To
Revolt
PICNIC PARTY FIRED
UPON ACROSS BORDER
Two Constitutionalist Generals Be-
come Leaders of Bandit Parties.
situation Grows Intense-Looters
Run Amuck.
BY H. III. STANSBURY.

Ell Paso, Texas, June 12.-Another
agreement to cooperate with the
| United States forces In restoring order
in Northern Mexico has been re-
pudiated by the Carranza government.
General Jacinto Trevino. supreme
military commander in the north, has
denounced General Gavira for enter
ing into an amicable agreement with
General Pershing over the disposition
of troops. 1t Is now admitted officially
that Gavira was relieved as COM
mander of the border zone because he
listened to suggestions from General
Pershing instead of attacking the
punitive expedition.
Trevino. addressing a mob which
rtoted through the streets of Chihua-
hua City the greater part OF yesterday.
thanked them and commended the
spirit of patriotism" which prompted
the demonstration The cry of the
mob was kill the grinsoea" It was
the same mob which attacked the
American consuiates a few days be-
fore and desecrated the stars and
stripes
An Educated Mexican.
General Trevino Is an educated
heAlSaU. Il graduate OI SHApQttGPcG
The frenzied gathering which he ad-
dressed was of the peon class which
has been kept ignorant Of the pur-
poses and aims of the American mill
tary commanders. Trevino is one Of
the strongest and most loyal OF the
CarranZa adherents. The facts SEEM
ingly need no further calculation to
show how the pillars of the de facto
government are themselves mainly re-
sponsible for the anarchy which pre-
walls throughout the republic.
The increasing frequency Of border
raids Is directly attributed to the rapid
disintegration of the CArranza military
organization Washington reports that
/ 900 additional men from the coast
artillery are to be sent to General
Funston TO reinforce the border.
Forty times that number will be
insufficient unless steps are taken to
restore order In the interior that will
provide work for the masses
Fired Upon Picnic.
A picnic party on the American side
of the border just south of Ell Paso
was fired upon by q detachment from
the Juarez garrison yesterday. AT
Hachlit!z one OF the cavalry patrol was
shot at three times by Mexican snipers
during the night. ~-~
The Laredo district is being terror
ICED by bandits who were brought to
the border from Monterey on milf
tary train furnished by the Carranzs
commander at Neuvo Laredo.
The country south of Chihuahua
City IL entirely controlled by bandits.
Generals Chao and Marquez. form
erly leading lights In the Constitu-
tionalist cause, are raiding and loot
ing
The Richmond Virginian. (Richmond, Va.) 1910-1920, 1916-06-13
||NCENO|ARY REPORTS
SENT OUT FROM TEXAS
Rmnors OF Raids and Attacks by
Bandits and Indians Without
Foundation

San Antonio. Tex. June 1.-THE
Mexican situation never was more
critical than 1t has been the past four
days" Major General Frederick Fun
ston said tonight. Apparently large
part Of the gravity OF II has blown
over but you never can tell
When shown Mexican dispatches
that the State Department was wor-
ried over the situation because OF
sinister reports from Consuls and
Consular agents In Mexico. General
Funston said:
II am glad somebody besides me ID
beginning to worry little"
Tonight tho situation around Laredo
apparently was this:
T. A. Coleman's ranch at Hidalgo
thirty-nve miles from Laredo was not
raided as reported. late yesterday. but
Mexican bandits under the direction
OF Luis De La Posa- the Texas-born
Mexican, with q price Of $1,000 on
his head, were operating in Webb
County, Texas. They were reported
In two encounters losing two captured
and three killed, with no American
casualties
Captain Ola Bell. with one troop Of
the Fourteenth Cavalry. did not lead
a third punitive expedition across the
Rio Grande. ~ Generl Funston was
led to believe by q report frpm Gen.
eral Mann At Laredo. but Bell has his
men ready to pursue the bandits In
any direction.
Other reports Of = similar nature
which appear to have been sent ou,
through transformation. ara denied
the only one which seems to have had
any foundation being that Q band OF
De Ia Posa Indians appeared al
Polafax. Webb County, whore Cap-
tain Wellborn, with a squad OF the
Ninth Infantry, encountered them and
captured two.
The Richmond Virginian. (Richmond, Va.) 1910-1920, 1916-06-13
ALL ESCAPE INJURIES
WHEN CAR HITS AUTO

John Warren. 1913 East Clay Street
while driving . jitney yesterday. col
lided with . Broad and Twenty NTH
Street car. No ono was hurt, and the
automobile was only slightly damaged.
An lakewood and Broad Street car
struck q buggy driven by Archie Cole,
1919 North Twenty-hfth Street on
venable Street. doing some damage to
the vehicle.
A third smash-up yesterday &C.
Cured about o'clock when an auto
mobile ran into a Laurel Street car at
Ninth and Broad Streets. The ma
chine was damaged slightly. and nc
one was injured.
The Richmond Virginian. (Richmond, Va.) 1910-1920, 1916-06-13
.PAC|FISTS ATTACKED
BY ANDREW MONTAGUE
Says We Cannot End War By Preach
ments. Parca1ments and Lofty
ExAmpaeA.

Washington. June i3.-Duxing the
discussion OF the fosttAoat1ons bill to
day, Representative Montague, form
err Governor OF Virginia, attacked the
pacihcts. He said,
I'VE cannot hope to terminate the
war In Europe by preaohmeuts and
parchments and lofty examples, desir-
Just as soon thing Of attempting to
stop two savage bulldogs lighting on .
street corner by reading them Tenny-
sons poem a. to think that such Of
forts will bring an early peace In
Europe.
The Richmond Virginian. (Richmond, Va.) 1910-1920, 1916-06-13
RAILWAY CONFERENCES END
TODAY; CONTROVERSY HOLDS

New York. Juno 1.-THE confer
ence between Representatives from the
railway brotherhood and their en-
ployers. which has been going on for
nearly . month At the Engineering So
ctety's building, came to an end to-
day. A concession by the union. men
postponed over night. at least, . break
which was imminent at both morning
and afternoon sessions.
At tomorrow mornings session the
crisis will probably be reached.
The Richmond Virginian. (Richmond, Va.) 1910-1920, 1916-06-13
ULSTER UNIONISTS WILL
NEGOTIATE FOR SETTLEMENT

London, June 1.-THE Daily News
learns from an Official source that the
Ulster Unionist Council today author
ised Sir Edward Carson to negotiate
for = settlement on the basis OF David
Lloyd Georges proposal. but express
ed decoration OF home rule, reserving
freedom OF action II the negotiations
prove abortive.
The Richmond Virginian. (Richmond, Va.) 1910-1920, 1916-06-13
PERSONS CoNCtAt|NG
STORES ARE EXECUTED
Much Misery Prevails I'm Serbia Under
| Austro- German Regime.

SEVERN. RumaniA, June l2.-prtson-
ers who have escaped and crossed the
Danube as well az neutral travellers.
state that tho misery now existing in
Serbia under the Austro- German oon-
troll IL beyond description. The Ger
mans have taken tho provisions IN the
been found copceadng stores have
been shot Most Of the principal
private residences in Belxrade have
been completely cleared OF furniture
and valuables. Looting 10 expressly
permitted in An order Of the day Is
sued by General Mackensen.
The Richmond Virginian. (Richmond, Va.) 1910-1920, 1916-06-13
PRESIDENT WILSON TO DELIVER
ADDRESS AT WEST POINT TODAY.

Washington, June 11.---Presfdent
Wilson left Washington at 4:30 o'clock
this morning for West Point. whore
he will attend the graduating exercises
At tho military academy and address
the cadets tomorrow.
In the Presidents party were Nrs.
military Itdv "
The Richmond Virginian. (Richmond, Va.) 1910-1920, 1916-06-13

| Lawrence Lynch. colorsd. was arr
reyted yesterday by Officers Thurman
and Bryant son . charge Of assAulting.
with intent 70 KIN, HsnjAmin La. aise
The Richmond Virginian. (Richmond, Va.) 1910-1920, 1916-06-13
SPEEDY RETREAT ONLY
WILL SAVE AUSTR|ANS
Fresh News At Pctrograd Confirms
Greatness Of the Russian
Victory.
CENTRAL EMPIRES MUST
COMPLETELY REOAST PLANS
That Is Now Belief II They Would
Save Day-Wecks Must Pass Be-
fore Reinforcements Can Bolster
Front.

Petrograd, June 12.--Fresh news
confirms the stupendous dimensions Of
the Russian army's victory. The Aus
TRANS have suffered SO severely that
It is difficult to imagine how tho rest
can be saved except by a speedy re-
treat. There Is no longer any doubt
that at least one-third its numbers
have been put out of action. Many
Of the. best Austrian regiments have
been completely wiped out.
1t is believed tho Central Empires
must entirely recast their strategic
plans II they hope to save tho situa.
ton on this front.
BY themselves tho Austrians are
facing quite an unusual task, and
though the transference OF troops
from the Tyrol Is reported to have be-
gun, several weeks must pass before
sufficient reinforcements can arrive to
buttress their broken and retreating
comrades.
1t is suggested by star officers here
that the next few days probably will
witness large cavalry operations FORM
ing a link between present events and
the maneuver which Ii developing.
This indicates that the Russians now
have the use Of considerable open
space In which their horsemen can
move freely against the Austrian lines
of communication.
Bracdng Rsssian Rear.
Meanwhile the Russian rear win be
braced up for the next decisive step
In what Is hoped will prove the last
act Of the great war.
It 10 now known that Lutsk was
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The Beaver herald. [volume] (Beaver, O.T. [Okla.]) 1895-1923, 1916-10-19
FOUND FLAW IN DEFENSE
Ingenious Excuse Of Man Who Had
lmbibed Too Freely Did Not
Satisfy Policeman.

When Police Captain Patrick Cos
tello met man ON the main street
of, .pobbs Ferry loudly and joyfully
disturbing the peace of the historic
hamlet, he said; "My friend, you're
drunk, and I'll have to run you in"
\. The stranger drew tattered Bible
from his pocket and, leading the cap
tain to the nearest street lamp, read.
with fervor: First Timothy, five,
twenty-three: Drink no longer water.
but use n little wine for thy stomach's
sake and thine often inhrmlties.'"
b. The captain scratched his head and
thought Finally he said: "What we're
you drinking"
7''Well' replied the stranger, "the
last one was beer"
Then" said the captain, "you lose
on teelinicallty, and it's come with
me-"
SO the stranger, who said he was
John Hasch of the Bowery, New
York, was locked up to await the
morning session of the police court
Cincinnati Times Star.
The Beaver herald. [volume] (Beaver, O.T. [Okla.]) 1895-1923, 1916-10-19

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Compound. Mrs. BLANCHE JEFFER-
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Before submitting to surgical opera
ton 1t Is wise to try to build up the
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table Compound; II has saved many
women from surgical operations.
Write to the Lydia e. Pinkham
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advice-it viii be confidential
The Beaver herald. [volume] (Beaver, O.T. [Okla.]) 1895-1923, 1916-10-19
AIpO in
WAP 1IME

" ROM the desert back to the
l. town, to "the world" to the
huTiy-burly of Cairo and the
fieshpots of Egypt. 1t is war
time, the summer of 1918. The city is
full of soldiers, sunburned Australians
and New Zealanders who have not yet
been in action but are being kept lest
desert ard strive TO efface the English
und French civilization of the banks
Of the lower Nile and so add more
ruins TO the ruins of Egypt, writes
Stephen Graham in Country Life.
The city is majestical with its broad
streets, white stone palaces and state
ly mansions, its wondrous river and
Its mighty bridges. The dryness,
cleanness and whiteness OF city that
knows no rain; the city CLEANS in
vast supply of sunshine. The wind
blows all the time from the desert,
and watts heat In the face as from a
furnnce. A city of life and gay en-
ergy. The fountain of life plays rap
Idly and brilliantly all the time, throw
ing up all colors, forms, faces. There
is sense of resplendent and tremen-
dous gayety. No one comes to Cairo to
be an ascetic and mortify the flesh. But
every building, every sight and sound
says, "Life, life, life" All around is
death--the desert which Is death IT.
self the Pyramids which are tombs,
the old cities and ruins which are the
bodies OF ancient civilizations passed
away. But every sight and sound in
the oasis of the great city says-Live,
be gay, let the pulse beat fast, let the
heart go and be glad, let the eyes
sparkle and burn, let the lips form
words of passion and pleasure.
There is n sense of an immense an
tiquity which, In contrast with
the little second of the present
moment, makes the latter less i'm
portant, less holy. There is q
subtle smell in the air, an odoi
that makes the head little dizzy and
The Beaver herald. [volume] (Beaver, O.T. [Okla.]) 1895-1923, 1916-10-19
Critic SHES.

Theodore Dresser, the novelist, was
talking about the public's literary
taste.
"'The public" he said, "llkes trash.
Put good stun before It and 1t shies
like the critic at the Players
"a poet smiled affectionately on this
critic, thrust ten-cent cigar in his
hand and said: t "iitl
"Let me show you the proofs OF my
new volume of poems .at
"'No, no, said the critic, rising has
tily and grabbing up his hat. NO, no.
| don't need proof. Your word is suf-
flcient.' tfht4fIi i.4t4'H t.A
"And he rushed of without finishing
the two inches Of beer that still re-
mained In his glass"
The Beaver herald. [volume] (Beaver, O.T. [Okla.]) 1895-1923, 1916-10-19

IN Cairo, and every now and then the
eyes rest on a native funeral process
sion, one procession, two professions,
FIVE professions, ten professions all
following one another. They are in
every street, and they go past with
their strange pomp OF death, with the
body and the mourners and the Keen
ers and professional howlers. The
brightly living crowd on the foOtways
each side of the road pause mo-
ment and think, Someone has died"
and pass on, oblivious, intent on life.
In luxurious hotels gentle and beauti,
full Nubians are handing out delicate
fare, rich dishes cooked and served in
that sought-out and magnificent style
that Egypt has inherited from ages Of
epicurism. And wonderful assem-
bly, of officers and ladies, rich pleasure
seekers and tourists from the Mediter-
ranean shores. invalids, receives-sit-
ting at fiower-dt or tables In great
halls.
A strange impression, in the after
noon, to go down the side streets and
see the throngs of young men, un-
steady on their feet but bright-eyed
and thirsty-lipprd greedy, eager; the
strong-limbed surburnt colonial sol
diers dancing with Arab girls, the cafe
chantants, shooting saloons, bars, bad
houses, the barrel organs, the smell Of
the air.
When Night Comes.
Night comes over the stately city
and the Europeans in their white
clothes come in greater numbers Into
the streets. The great remote staring
moon stands over the broad highway
and arched bridges. Heat seems TO be
generated thu ough the haze in the sky
but light. dry breeze is ever blowing
and the pungcnt, sweetish odor of the
city is In the nostriis. In the contrast
of darkness and night silence the
clangor of eastern music is more sti,'
ring. 1t stirs the body, not the soul
and is like the sensuous music o.
The Beaver herald. [volume] (Beaver, O.T. [Okla.]) 1895-1923, 1916-10-19

Nebuchadnezzar, the music of cornet,
elmer. Dark women with gold orna-
ments hang out from curtainless win
dows or lurk just inside doorways and
dark passageways, ready to coil snake
like upon a prey. In the roadways
shouting, calling crowd. In the tay-
erns they are singing "Tipperary' and
"We Won't Go Home Till Morning;
some men are standing on the tables,
others are trying to put gawky Arab
girls through the steps of tango.
The music jangles. The whole street
has collective voice, strange tink-
ling and murmuring uproar.
A tall, lank, loose-jawed, genial
Copt would show you the haunts OF
evil and offers his services TO procure
you pleasure. You have said "No" to
him; he stands there where you left
him on the pavement in his long cot
ton rags, smiling gently and cogitative-
ly-the same type as stood in the city
of the Pharaohs In the old days of the
Israelitish bondage. 1t Is strange to
reflect that they find in the mummies
of those who lived SO many thousands
of years ago the marks OF "the clty'l
disease" and the sign OF the impure
strain. There is a community OF sin.
What was in ancient Egypt Is In the
world today and was not invented in
any recent time but mas been carried
on from one human being to another,
to many others, and from them to
others still. 1s
The Beaver herald. [volume] (Beaver, O.T. [Okla.]) 1895-1923, 1916-10-19
Road to Fame.

William Dean Howells was talking.
at his cottage at Kittery Point, Me-,
about n writer who. after n good be-
ginning, had degenerated into a pro
ducer of trash.
II suppose" said Mr.. Howells, "he
got discouraged with the moderate sale
OF his good work, and now hopes 10
sell his poor work abundantly." \
Mr.. Howells shook his head and
smiled grimly.
"The road TO fame" he said, "ls
crowded with men who, discouraged,
are hurrylng back" .t
The Beaver herald. [volume] (Beaver, O.T. [Okla.]) 1895-1923, 1916-10-19
Not an Endurance Test.

Two soldiers caused soine amuse-
ment at golf course the other day.
The first man teed up and made
mighty swipe, but failed to shift the
ball. The miss was repeated no fewer
than three times.
His pal was unable to stand It any
longer.
"For heavens sake, BILL" he broke
out, 'hit the thing, You know we
have only four days leave"
The Beaver herald. [volume] (Beaver, O.T. [Okla.]) 1895-1923, 1916-10-19

The cntaclysm was occurring. Huge
buildings crashed down as II smashed
by a gaint fist. The ground rocked.
Tall trees fell fast. The tortured earth
gaped in wide fissures. People ran
wildly about, shrleking In frenzled
terror. Mrs. Kidletts looked up from
her novel.
Rupert and Harold seem to be en-
joylng themselves" she murmured.
"The dear little fellows are so full
of animal spirits r-Kansas City Star.
The Beaver herald. [volume] (Beaver, O.T. [Okla.]) 1895-1923, 1916-10-19

They Fooled IEm.

did anyone discover that you were
a bride and bridegroom on your honey
moon trip?"
"No; we fooled every one. Instead
of calling ench other by our first
names l called Jim Mr.. Black and he
called me Miss Plnlily' just as we did
before we We're engaged. We We're just
as formal with each other as strangers
would be-"
The Beaver herald. [volume] (Beaver, O.T. [Okla.]) 1895-1923, 1916-10-19
FOR ITCHING SCALP
And Falling Hair Use cutIeura Soap
and Ointment. Trial Free.

When the scalp is itching because OF
dandruff and eczema a shampoo with
Cuticura Soap and hot water will be
found thoroughly cleansing and sooth-
ing, especially If shampoo is preceded
by gentle application OF Cuticura
Ointment to the scalp skin.
Free sample each by mail with Book.
Address postcard, Cuticura, Dept. L,
Boston. Sold everywhere.-Adv.
The Beaver herald. [volume] (Beaver, O.T. [Okla.]) 1895-1923, 1916-10-19
Consistent Exneotatlnn

"rhe fashions for women are get
ting more youthful every year." com
mented one man.
Does that meet with your disap.
provaIp
Not bit. If 1t goes on this way |
few seasons more, my wife win be will.
ing to give up her automobile and ride
in baby carriage"
The Beaver herald. [volume] (Beaver, O.T. [Okla.]) 1895-1923, 1916-10-19
Whenever You Need a General Tonic
Take Groye's

chill Tonic is equally valuable as Gen
eral Tonic because II contains the we'll
known tonic properties OF QUININE and
IRON. II acts on the Liver. Drives out
Malaria. Enriches the Blood and Builds
up the Whole System 50 cents
The Beaver herald. [volume] (Beaver, O.T. [Okla.]) 1895-1923, 1916-10-19

spent. The doctors
stated that / would
never get well with.
out an operation
and that without it
/ would not live one
year. My husband
o ID je tie d to any
operation and got
me some Of Lydia E.
Pinkham's vegets-
BILE Compound. took
IL and commenced
The Beaver herald. [volume] (Beaver, O.T. [Okla.]) 1895-1923, 1916-10-19
Ellnht Of lmanInatlon.

81 wouldn't marry Claude Snlggins II
he were the last man In the world" re-
marked the naughty girl.
"No." replied Miss Cayenne. "If he
were the last man in the world, he'd
probably be so much in demand that
you wouldn't even get a chance to pro
pose to him"
The Beaver herald. [volume] (Beaver, O.T. [Okla.]) 1895-1923, 1916-10-19
Afraid Of Sharks,

Bill-Nearly one-third of the entire
surface of the globe is covered by the
Pacific ocean.
Jill-But what's the use II the sharks
are going to keep us out of the waterf
The Beaver herald. [volume] (Beaver, O.T. [Okla.]) 1895-1923, 1916-10-19
pisoracefui Behavior.

The little girl who had been instruct
ed not to talk In church because 1t was
very rude was very thoughtful after
the service, and when questioned she
said In a Mortified voice:
"oh, mumma | think 1t was just
awful for our minister to show Off so
rudely In church-he talked all the
times'
The Beaver herald. [volume] (Beaver, O.T. [Okla.]) 1895-1923, 1916-10-19
WHAT EVERY WOMAN KNOWS.

Every woman takes great pride in
having her home well kept, in having
the family wash done early in the
week. Good bluing is needed even
more than good soap. Be sure to use
Red Cross Ball Blue.-Adv.
The Beaver herald. [volume] (Beaver, O.T. [Okla.]) 1895-1923, 1916-10-19
COVETED BY ALL

but possessed by rew-a beautiful
head Of hair. II yours 10 streaked with
gray, or is harsh and stin. you can re-
store It to it's former beauty and lus-
ter by using La Creole" Hair Dress
ing. Price $1.00.-AdY.
The Beaver herald. [volume] (Beaver, O.T. [Okla.]) 1895-1923, 1916-10-19
Merely Homeiy.

Shortslghted Ofiicer-lts all right,
my man, you can take Off your mask
now; the gas has passed.
Private-Beggin' your pardon, sir,
amt got no mask onl
The Beaver herald. [volume] (Beaver, O.T. [Okla.]) 1895-1923, 1916-10-19
Wise Foot.

1.-The race is not always to the swift
quoted the Sage.
"No," agreed the Fool. "You can't
tell when you are going to get pune
re''-Cincinnati Enquirer.
The Beaver herald. [volume] (Beaver, O.T. [Okla.]) 1895-1923, 1916-10-19
Not for Him.

"Pa, when grow up win look like
your
Very likely you will, my son.
~ guess I'll learn to smoke cigar
cites and stunt my growth"