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Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1916-04-30
Putting the MuxzIc ON ",rcsa,..

y" VIC ISuIlUT OF 1T" TlmcS- DisDat CHI
Slr.--in your issue OF April &c an admjrcr M
Teddy Roosevelt takes YOU TO task for Ger.
lam criticisms INDUCED in by you respecting
the inconsistency Of many Of the artculnt r.
sounds proceeding from tho mouth of tic re-
doubtable Colonel. In reply thereto Won CON
sumed at least one half column of valuable c,ii-
toriai space, which YOU had indisputn BILE
right to consume in defense Of YOUR positinn
MAINTAIN, however. that newspaper readers
have some rights as we'll AZ newspaper editors
and. i'm exercising that right for myself, earn
est1y protest, in tho name of suffering human
ity against any further waste Of valuable cdi-
t"rial space on such political acrobat as Ted
dy of the oyster Bay" II the newspapers OF
Tact not TO publish amy OF '"reddy's' speeches
during the coming presidential campaign or
refer to him in any manner WHATSOEVER he
would rapidly descend to tho level OF ward
politician. Il position admirably suited TO him
by reason OF his oft repeated habit of han
ding the truth carecssly TEDDY" should be
placed on the back Of his fuvorite .BulI Moose
and consigned TO the River Doubt" there to
remain penttent for an indefinite period for the
remarkable demons ration he has often given
the American people of his inability to stand
pat" any public question C. T. r.
Walker Ford, Va. April IS.
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1916-04-30
To-Dny,s Hest H.nd-p,cLc, .,,n.

SO you bought one of those automobiles they
Tell so many funny stories about"
Yes replied Mr. chussins. And it is saving
me F." 'o' OF trouble and wear and tear. When
Eohr friends tell YOU jokes about your car they
don't expect you to ask them to ride around in
it'--Euffalo Courier
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1916-04-30
The Voice Of the PEOPLE

o,nr ~ tsnS TO THE EDITOR ,bouIa ~, >,
d,c.. HoFus IN length, mud the name nm'I 81, ~
mnnIcnii,r "Ti.cr must accompany cucb con,
n.t"ion' NOT necessarily for nuIircn IL s"H'-
nsIcT r ~ OF good fnith Our rricnJ. nu ~.
md y. ~ write on one side OF the rnn.r , IRE
nhi 20 incl">e stamps IL the return , ~ only
"p'c manuscripts tx expected " vi uhhHnii-
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1916-04-30
Forgotten.

The Rull Moose now is feeling bad:
In fact, that animal is sad
And so are all his clan
me colonel put him on the stage
And taught him how tn Shrek and raco
And now lies q can
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1916-04-30
lie Makes EN- Mnd.

"Rimks says he is going away this summer
Tar from the mHdduc crowd"
"If he wants get away from the mad
crowd. he'll have either to penetrate tho primeval
wilderness or stop using foolish quotations."
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1916-04-30

Some OF us would be as much surprised TO
find one of those counterfeit tcn-dollar bills
in our possession as though il were a genuine
one.
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1916-04-30
Where 'rhcy Exccrlcd.

IIc--l don't sec why YOU always Dragging
about your family. Its members have never done
anything.
She-Wel. even that helps some The mem
hers Of your family have done evcrythinc
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1916-04-30
Gossip From Down Home"

Greensboro is getting there The Record saws.
~, .Man'her new hotcl has gotten to the blue
90 not blow out Of the window AS nil ihe
hen on " " 'N'"'''!
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1916-04-30
Pleasing the MnI,.

Gruhbs-What do YOU think ought to give
Cong ressnan llanmfatt on his birthday?
Stubbs-Wcll. believe every one would he
fairly we'll satisfied If VIC gave him his liberty.
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1916-04-30
The Propcr Mca,urcmcnt.

"Do YOU think woman is only as old as she
looks"
Not at all. She is old AS she thinks sh,
looks
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1916-04-30
The i'cssimlSt SuSs.

Just because watch is n-faccd i, do,
not necessarily follow that ali it says is true
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1916-04-30
Prison for
Debt Yet
Endul'eS

TO the fact that an anachronstic law. "A cruel,
futile, unnecessary institution, connected i'm
most peoples minds with the an,iquated severl-
ties Of England in the period of Charles Dickens
and Charles Reade. still prevails in sup
posedly free country. The circumstances Of
rtrrroach to the pork dealers at Albany in par
ti'MIAr and the body polite i'll general For n
debt OF $40, which she obviously cannot pay,
the latest victim OF an anomalous law is
fenced to three months imprisonment Surely
this ease adds to the proof already existent
that this law works only injustice. II was in
tended to punish dishonest dcbtors--people who
can afford to pay and won't. But. as matter
Of fact. its hardship falls only upon the poor
No rich man ever goes to Jail for dcbt-a state
ment almost too obvious. but in this instance
unavoidable. The case of Mrs. l.oef1ler is by no
means EXCEPTIONAL II is time for one to
continued when Sheriff Eranger BECAME Justice
Erlanger.-New York Globe. ~
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1916-04-30
Chats With Virginia Editors


The Chatham Enterprise has at last reached
Ing which s expresses in the follow
, tn, attitude OF the boy who looks through a
comp!ens the job s Of MAKING hs or of hxsm Is
complete ass" "
some son! consolation of one kind and another In
lining Should war s eo@ eerS G'oG :ar nsn silver hcsr
is the great satisfaction of knowing that IT has
be sohhed ur by us, England and France Sav "
ing beaten us to them" 49,
n hnso GG"n'y m EeSora Adyer,ssr say1
their taxes in time to qualify them TO vote iin
inc tow, TOW election arc among tho hnpres folks
strictly neutral ground"
n ark on its way tho Mount Irara,. nrob
IHT G Nm%r, ovs No the site occupied
Gs,GGer po in Wiz the world r
and tame animals. including pacitists." ~ WIN
in mers is the way tho thing looks up in Rock
raenenden he believed 'n Tha, rnnep
hcse narred s e srensTf in price enormously
Wish TveI ha u,amomd rings as engagements now
e News psy T rsss nsDs5sE and the
Progress is prohibi.onist The Mnr.n ,,ase lily
corrnct sa o The Times Dispatch of richmond
roe. uuI s,Htenle nt that the Chase CITY proD
m vHs IS pr9hihitionist Where did we Get tbc
s our FOR ss cH nsss c ,
settle ,ch nsS ; SnG The I'D started it, Now
LESS LESS man is good enough prohih,inn,t,, oG S
wh;ie " LIZ; lie Is or may he a little ,neron,
"h'e IN Richmond, as he sometimes is. '''e'eh'
I'M ne iw ' CITY Times very interesting manor
and on" az, he' a, Easic where the ChesapcaEe
80. mo anu Norfolk Western P,;IrSa'i
say: gacn other in its last issue has this 10
-, ~ mnot hcr column is an article cI;,,noJ
tho , me irhmond Times Dispat ci tomchimpp @
trio, foa i"E OF the twin towns Tho in,,,,s
icitt ure OF The Times Dispatch is ILL.
south 1Hr e iHe S,a,s OF vrsia ana the
NE ms feature OF The Times Dsnni"h is pclu-
ne 10 DC very popular. is heinz mad ~
trins my through which hundreds of in,,,'.
cialIv iows riE turned southward and mos, esnc
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1916-04-30

Il hen >'''''
The Hickory Record says: Highland Graded
school covered itself with glory at the rn,"tv
commencement last week, and the paIrons ri
tiiat school ought I" feel proud Of teachers
mm mnG Ihnhr rem, The Record knows that they are
easy task but that is what Highland did g"
The WatauSa Democrat saws: 'rhc Anna
.nhrhiam Training school at Boone will begin on
!. scheme mat the officials have often discussed
Not until this year, however have they a.
n ri = fun terms work during the summer
July IL ~ VIC ''co'lu
:, The Raleigh News and Observer SAYS: I'm
,noS' towns of North Carolina where tho NOV
children who bring in tin cans with holns
punched through the bottoms with the cans
mosquito evil. and the movie picture houses
which are III on this doing Il work worth
the Raleigh Times carries this remarkable
story; ''lccasoned. we shall say, Ivy forest fires
the moon on sunday night was very much dis.
c"'ored II looked like great red bali sus-
as If To- blood 1t wps wha, the ancicnts would
have called n war moon, Now. let prophets
Tor good first class prophecy about war and
all that sort of thing"
The i.umberton Robesonian gives editorial
corporation was chartered last week. a oca
affair. |! is the 'Sa AVIATION Church OF The First.
hoih Army tincorporatcd), and is chartered
without capital stock for the purpose OF .prcach-
Ing the Gospel OF Christ on the streets i'm halls
and missions. wearing uniforms hearing The
letters :. {. F.-b. Army" caring for the Sick
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1916-04-30
S,;lSr& SnEa.

'eorie who 2" into store to Just looL
around ana never buy ought to turn around and
go
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1916-04-30

me chatham Enterprise has last reached
Conclusion. which II expresses in the follow
, ing paraEraph: 1T does seem to who occupy
me attitude OF the boy who looks through a
knothole at ball game. that Mr.. BRYAN is
completing the job of making himself a
complete ass "
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1916-04-30

fallen fallen women and destitute children Tho
incorporatorS are John III. Arnold. Mrs. G. J.
Arnold, c. Il. Rogers and A. p. Cartright"
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1916-04-30

iher" rs some neutral ground II is I'm in
iiMhtaN county. The Record Advertiser sars.
,hn nose ctlzens of Houston who failed to pay
..neit taxes. In time to qualify them % vote in
the town election arc among tho huprics, folIss
in me corporation. They are niaintaininr
strictly neutral ground
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1916-04-30

The man who knows it all doesn't know
wha, his neighhors think OF him
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1916-04-30

Patent leather shoes are said to he pass
ing, yet we don't see so many OF Them
going by.
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1916-04-30

Ill ne S!annton News has This say: "Noah.s
~ ~ ",l US way across the Mount Arirat prob
h Emi n"a,cu Over the site occupied by
49,. Nu'tra Noah. by the way, was "A firm
ncnrNcr IN preparedness. OTHERWISE the wnrld
Muuiu now he without all its population Of wild
ana tame animals. including paci,ists "
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1916-04-30
Current Editorial Comment

Mrs. Bertha c.. LocnIcr has
rendered the State of New York
q service by forcing upon every
citizen Il reminder that il is still
possible to be imprisoned for
debt She has draw attaut;or
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1916-04-30

me reported chestnut blight is not ex
pcc'ed to AFFECT the crop of the campaig,
variety.
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1916-04-30

The Irish could win more honor by fighting
ut Nordun instead OF al Dublin.
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1916-04-30

FURNISHED every day IN the year a 10 Tenth
street. Richmond, Va. by the Times Dispatch Pub
lisbnp Co, Inc. Charles Z. uasLrook. Editor aa0
NnnaL-r
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1916-04-30

stone money is said to be used in the
~arohhe Islands. 1t must be hard to get
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1916-04-30

ADDRESS ALL CONCENTRATIONS to Tho Time,-
Dispatch. and Ect to individuals.
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1916-04-30

TELEPHONE; Knndc' NH 1. Private Branch Exchanges
connecting with nj. departments
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1916-04-30

uere is the way tho thing looks IN in Rock
i LIE nam Count y--that is if the Har,isonhuru
In aiennmuGnt Is to he believed. That paper saws
.rbn.n ILLS are increasing in price cnormouslv
,hniT inhrrien men in larrisonhury who gave
~ W ives diamond rings as cncarcmcuts no..
wish they had bought diamonds twicc l I now
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1916-04-30

trECIhL ADVERTISING REPRESENTATIVES,: Tns
brook i 3roohs. Finn Build
ing. New Yo-R: Mutual lie nuiidiar. rhnd. lphia;
Peoples Cas- Building. CuicnsV,
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1916-04-30

Nusirlans have captured MrZlivrh-
ibey VIII have a hard time holding it unless
they change the name.
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1916-04-30

Catered January 81. 1905. At tho Post office as
Richmond y n. ns -econd-ciass matter.
Saturday news. (Watertown, S.D.) 19??-19??, 1916-08-10
Waterfowl Visitors

E[E&frHA
Col. CHI Englesby, OF Watersown,
was looking after bushes matters III
Gary, "Wednesday. Andrew Smedley
OF Waterfowl was ~transacting bua.
ness in Gary Tuesday.-Gary Inter
State.
MI. George Schlief, M. B.. Cheney,
Charles Milbrandts Fred Raschke and
son and Mrs. o. R. Johnston were
Watertown passengers Saturday.
Mrs. Ray Bonnie returned from 4
weeks visit to Watertown last Fri
day.-south Shore Republican.
Mrs. &. w. Wright, ST., went to
Watertown last week for a visit with
relatives and friends. Mrs. James
Stevens Of Watertown arrived here
last Saturday for a visit with her par
ents. Mr.. and Mrs. Kelly and other
relatiyes.-Clear Lake Courier.
Albert KreugeE, who underwent an
operation In a Watertown hospital re-
ceutly, is getting along nicely. Rev.
Nh. Ozanne and family returned from
their two weeks vacation at Lake
Kampeska Friday evening and ser
vices were resumed in the Hazel and
Thomas churches Sunday.-Hazel Reg
lister.
A. H. Cornwall, member of the city
eauncil of Watertown, was down here
Saturday morning looking after some
real estate and business interests. !.
H. H. Parliament and wife came down
from Henry Saturday in theii auto.
mobile and remained until Monday
visiting with relatives and friends in
this place.-Castlewood Republican.
Rev. G. E. Bonner and family. ac-
companied by Mrs. Lanam, drove
down from Watertown, Sunday even
ing. Mrs. Lanam remained for a visit
with her daughter, Mrs. Hager. .
The court house officials and their
deputies drove over to Watertown
Tuesday afternoon. all wearing their
best smiles. the occasion being that
Of having their photograph taken
Hayti Herald
Lawrence Tokheim, Mrs. j. A. Toll
lefson and son, Truman, and T. J.. Tok-
helm and family autoed to Watertown
Monday. M. q. Moore spent Sunday
with his wife in Watertown. He re-
ports that Mrs. Moore win be able. to
return home Sunday. 1t is confident-
ly expected that Watertown will go
dry next year, but that won't be SO
bad as some places. Lake Kampeska
will still be wet" and you can get
drowned on the outside ihstead of in
side.-Bradley Globe.
Hilda Lovald was a Watertown pas
senger Monday. A. T. Faehn and
son, Melvin, were in WATERFOWL Wed
nesday. Miss Anna Faehn visited
Watertown friends the first of the
week. Nora Johnson and ELLA
JesIne went to Watertown this week
to seek medical counsel. Masdames
J. L. Edsall and J B. Hogstad visited
Bradley friends Tuesday, using the
auto. Mrs. P J. Munson and daugh-
ter, Inez, went to Waterfowl Wednes-
day for the latter to have her ton
sils and adenoids removed. Martin
Daley was IN town Wednesday work
ing accident and sickness insurance.
He represents the National Casualty
company with home in WATERFOWL
Wallace Scout.
Saturday news. (Watertown, S.D.) 19??-19??, 1916-08-10
LlvER TROUBLE.

& am bothered with nver trouble
about twice q year, writes Joe Ding
man, Webster City, Iowa. have
pains In my side and back and an
awful soreness In my stomach. I
heard q Chamberlain's Tablets and
tried them. BY the time I had used
half 4 bottle Of thsm / was feeling
well and had no signs Of pain OBJ
tainable everywhere. Adv. S.12
Saturday news. (Watertown, S.D.) 19??-19??, 1916-08-10
one Day Laundry.

MISUNDERSTANDING woman to wash
Mondays
Hope she will get ON 81 that
blueness out of thems-Boston Tran.
script.
Evening public ledger. [volume] (Philadelphia [Pa.]) 1914-1942, 1916-01-29
PERCY GRANGER WINS
ORCHESTRA AUDIENCE
Grieg Disciple Plays Masters
Piano Concerto-Concertmas-
ter Rich Conducts

perby Grainger the Australian pianist.
who Is by way of creating a sensation in
this country after winning his way to
fame in the Antlpodcs and England,
brought numerous "reminiscences to the
audience of the afternoon concert of the
Philadelphia Orchestra. The young Pa
dcrewskl" was the involuntary eXClama-
ton of old concert-gocrs when the solo
lists hirsute aurcole popped out of the
door leading from the wings to the stage
When he strode forward to the apron of
the Academy the resemblance was more
marked to Shelley Of the early period of
revolt. one high -browed' auditor who
had taken off his intellectual horned spec
taclcs saw n vision of Mark Twain in the
slender fiSutc, crowned with massive
head notable for it's strength as well as
for Its tangled name.
At any rate. by all these comparisons
Mr.. Granger Is Il man of real mark. More
so on the merits Of his performance, In its
accomplished technical mastery and its
moving effects, Is he a man of mark. He
played the a minor concerto of Grleg,
whose protcge he was, though his major
pupilaEe was with Ferrucio Busoni
lie has power in his arm and greater
power in his soul. He can not only pro-
jeCt the signiicanCes of such music as
Grieg wrote--national music and thus diff
ficut for one not of the race to play con
amore--but he can communicate to the
soul of the auditor what was in the soul
of the composer. Mechanically the work
had no difficulties for Mr. Granger, and
his performance transcended everything
material in an impressive bearing of a
spiritual message.
Mr.. Granger was also represented on
the program by his unique and likable
molly on the Shore" written on two
Irish reels for string orchestra, He. like
Grieg, is n nationalist, though perhaps in
n broader sense.
The Celtic magic pervades his com
position, written though it Is in n humble
form The effect il as If Fiona Macleod
had written poem in lighter vein. This
"foursome." as 1t is termed, for strings is
jocund and sprightly with the light heart
and the light heels, which are twin traits
in one manifestation of the complex per-
Evening public ledger. [volume] (Philadelphia [Pa.]) 1914-1942, 1916-01-29
THOUSANDS OF YOUTHS !,
HEAR EVANGELTSTLYO
Knights of Pythias Also Attend =
Tabernacle Meeting While j
Bands Play Hymns "a

WILMINGTON, Del, Jan. 29-Five
thousand members of the Christian En- -
deavor. Epworth League and Knights,
of the Golden Eagle heard Evangelist 4,
Lyon preach last night in his big taber-i
nacle. The lodge members entered thetr
building escorted by the Ist Regment,a
Band. playing "Onward Chhstian-sY
Soldiers Each memUer wore special
badges and each member OF the evaugel-o-
istic party was decorated with the ems
blem as soon as the men were seated. NJ
The Christian Endeavorers filed down =
the trails" soon after the Eagles. led byr'
the LIST Infantry Band. The Epworthi.s
Leaguers marched to music played by
the Bethany Church Band. N
The young people filled an entire Sec -
tion of the tabernacle and part of an -
other Doctor Lyon preached on Divine :
Grace" :
"The nearest approach we have ONO
earth to be Divine Grace Is the relation OF =
the mother Of the child" he said. Butt
the very fact of salvation being free leavesni
every one absolutely without excuse for e,
not accepting it. Even child can talSenV
a gift" II
Here the evangelist selected a silver Ae
coin from his purse and. called the small-'9.
est child from the kids row. to the %
platform. He offered the little girl the
coin, and as she accepted it the faint
"thank you" was audible in the front part
of the building Doctor Lyon picked the
girl up in his arms and kissed her. He ).
then explained that when he had sought, -
to give away gift in other cities the =
children refused to believe him, N
Just as men refuse to believe that 2.
Jesus Christ Is giving salvation and for.
giveness from SINS
Evening public ledger. [volume] (Philadelphia [Pa.]) 1914-1942, 1916-01-29
SUNDAY SCORES STAGE,
CARDS AND DANCING
Evangelist's Histrionic Ability
Well Exemplified in Ser :
mons on Amusements

TRENTON, Jan. 20 J-Every one of the
30 900 persons that heard BILLY" Sunday
speak in the tabernacle yesterday after
noon and last night knew that II he had
followed the advice Of Thomas Keene, the
traRedian, and had gone on the stage in
stead OF into the pulpit. he would have
been great hit.
Keene wanted Sunday to be his under
study, but Sunday decided TO throw his
life with God Yesterday afternoon and
last night he spoke on "Amusements," ~
and ii was a knockdown and drag-out
affair. Tho theatre, cards and dancing
came In for severe denunciation, and the
efforts Of the preacher convinced those
present that the stage had lost great =
artist.
Sunday today refused an offer OF 800
to speak for 20 minutes on Prepared
ness" The offer is understood to have,i
been made by New York theatrical
man. a
Mr.. Sundays sermon was the same fora
both the afternoon and evening services1i
and II left nothing to the imagination.
The conventional forms Of amusements--r,
the theatre. card-paying and dancing,
were particularly scored. although the,-
preacher seemed to feel that his audiences
would feel that he was going the limit u
Evening public ledger. [volume] (Philadelphia [Pa.]) 1914-1942, 1916-01-29
81 CENTS PER "CUSS" MIGHT NET
THE CITY 1914 5000 A YEAR
AntProfanity League Digs Up Old Law Posts Notices
and Threatens to Clarity Blue Atmosphere
Around in These Parts

IT a waiter pours a bowl OF hot soup
down your neck-be conservative
IT fat man stands on your toes instead
OF on the floor OF the car-be patient.
In each case remember that II can't be
helped. You can explain to the waiter
that YOU had already had q bath, and It's
an easy matter to tell the man In the car
whore the floor Is, and do II In courteous
language
If you indulge In any violent expression
which tends to blue the atmosphere. YOU
can be fined Immediately; that is. accord
ing to the law discovered by the Anti
profanity League
Despite the hot weather the league un-
carthed an old law, which sets forth that
any person of the age of 16 or upwards
who shall profancly curse or swear by
the name OF God, Christ Jesus or the
Holy Ghost every person so offending
being thereof convicted shall forfeit and
pay the sum of G7 cents Cand cost for
every such profane curse or oath.