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The Washington herald., 1916-08-20
At the Seventh Street Store Only
adies' Shoes Mems Shoes

1'3 pairs Ladies White Canvas Pumps turn soes S215
covered heels sizes Alto widths price So ~6'Ao
8 pairs Patent and Dull Leather Pumps pattern
Mckay sewed; sizes to 6; to D widths; price g *
was $500
I8 pairs "Emory-NIarshal1" White Canvas Pumps, turn
soes covered heels; sizes to i to widths; @ *
price was $500 ~.~O
IS pairs Bronze Kid Welt Pumps and violet pat
terms; sizes 2I 81; to widths; price O. CC
$3.50
pairs "Wm Lane" Light Blue Kid Pumps turn soles
covered heels; sizes "a to ST. to widths price @ 65
was 5000
II9 pairs "The American Girp Bronze Kid Pumps Mckay
sewed Astor and Kewpie patterns sizes to 651; c01S
to widths price $3.50 5o..................p pG'AO
pairs "Her Majesty" Patent Leather Pumps; sand
kid inlaid; sizes g. and widths price was O. or
66 pairs The American Girl" Patent Leather Two-Bar
and Colonial Pumps white trimmed to 61l; O. or
to widths; price s$3so..................9A LOO
"A pairs in kinds, "er Majesty" Sachs Shoe Co." Nc
Ewain Baker flexible special lot of patent eather Coona
nickel and black metal buckles; sizes 2 6; to O.
widths; prce was ~Asoo
81 pairs White Canvas Sport Oxfords black tan gray
trimmed rubber and leather soles and heels IA nr
to 81; to c widths price $500 @A.oO
The Washington herald., 1916-08-20


10 pairs Steadfas and Burt Packard" Gun metal and
ian CafSEn Oxtords with white duflex rubber soles and
neelS; our own So value Sizes follows Al = Iol
b-I 1914; C-I 6; 1914; D-I 6; Sale . 0c
- @Ss6O
o pairs genuine White Buckskn Oxfords "Steadfa" and
3 NJ make Just the shoe for s. value Sizes as fol-
GTa lows A. o1a; B-I o13; CO 81; 6; oHch2
pairs Burt & Packard" and Tan blucher Oxfords No
70 zoe Nanps, guaranteed until soes through
So value. Sizes follows: Al ia; CT 6B; GO Or
ga; TO- Sale price 5O.LO
Your unrestricted choice of any "Steadfast low shoe in
our entire stock These shoes grades Or
values 1000 $3.50 and 500 Sale price. 1C.CO
Your unrestricted choice of any pair Burt Packard
low shoes entire stock So grade stamped on bottom
win the guarantee of new pair if upper breaks cc
through before sole through Sale 94.OO
special sale of high grade" low shoes: Seventeen
pairs of Smiths Gun Metal Calfskn Oxfords with genu
Inc Buckk1n quarters Sc value Sizes follows Al g.
g 9Iz; 10; I 1914; C-3 6H; 8; D-1 5l; CO Oc
g. Sale Prise ;;:.y 9L.9o
Ciubn1an Last shoe for dress s. grade Sizes as
1ot0Ws: Al n; 50; b IN; 8; CO I; IN; g.
ga; 1 917; Do 7; 8; g; E-I 8; 81 GO Or
Sale price 90.LO
The Washington herald., 1916-08-20
Mems Shoes, First Floor

pairs OF Burt and Packard" black Russia blucher Ok
Iods' l7o toe vamp guaranteed until soes
hfoush 20 grade stamped on bottom Sizes follows: Al
I12i o. b-1 !; I IA; D-I 9; 10. Sale 60 Cc
The Washington herald., 1916-08-20
antilles Are Lmtedence We Advise Early Be Sure of Ch
At the Avenue Store Onlv
Ladies' Shoes, Second FlOo,


p pairs Gray French Kdskin Colonias, one of the
If your size below, early and get great bargain:
$3.50 value. Sizes Al NJ; 2 5; B-l 3L; GO or
| 4; C-l 3I2; NJ; 5. 6. Monday..... So.L0
19 pairs Gray French Kidkin Gaby Pumps with hand
turned soes and covered heels of the material and workman
ship all would expect at the original price $500 Sizes
as follows: Al 3I2; 2 81; E; B-I 3; | 3L2; NJ;
5; 5H; C-l ~; 3; 81; 4; 4H;co 0c
; ). Mondays special price .......-----....1 1O.ZO
p pairs Patrician Gray Kidskin Pumps neatly per-
foated in ball strap effect Sizes follows: Al 4;
~; 5; 5H; 6JI; B-I 3; | 81; 4; | NJ;
25' CO 3I; 4; 2 ~ 5H. You get @ %
your full $500 worth in this slipper for...... 1O.ZO
p pairs genuine White Buckskin Sport oxfords. with
white rubber soles and wedge heels shoe well adapted for
walking. tennis other sports. Sizes Al 4; NJ; s.
35H; 81; B-I 3: | 81; 4; NJ: ESQ Or
C-3 81; "a; ~; 5Iz; S. value Monday 94.00
81 pairs Patent Kidkin tso-buon Gypsy Pumps. made
in the newest long vamP pattern You the high quail
iy of this shoe at glance Sizes follows: AL NJ;
5; As NJ; 5; 81; B-2 3Iz; 4; 2 ~: IS;
| 81; C-l 3JH; a; NJ; 2 5; 2 E; I; CO or
D. 3Iz; NJ; 5. $500 value. Sale price 9L.o0
u pairs Patricia Patent Kidskin Gaby Pumps with
buckle and tongue handurned sOe and leather Cuban heels
I6; 6h; C-l 4: ~; l 5; 25H; !; D-I 81
3H; 4; 5; 5H. Regular $3.50 value c. or
Special .....--............----... IA.OJ
Y pairs Patent Kdskin Colonial 'Henne" make hand
turned sOes and covered Louis heels If your in this
lot you lucky. Sizes follows: Al 4; B-1 3;I4;
5; c. 2: M; 3H; 2 4; D. 3: T. COR
Price NEUTRALITY-SUSPICIOUS.. 9J.lO
20 pairs Patent Kdskin Pumps in very stylish patterns
handturned soles and covered heels Sizes follows Al
A. 5; 6; B. 4; ~; 5H; 6: c. W; | 3;
3H; 2 4; ~; IS; D. M; 81; | 4; W. 1t
would pay to buy several pairs of these shoes CO 0c
at the price ACKNOWLEDGEMENTS. 1O.ZO
u pairs La France Glazed Kid Pumps Regis neat
stylish. short vamp pump, Goodyear welt soe and leather
Louis heels. Sizes follows: Al ~; 5: 2 55; b
~; C-l M; 2 3; | 3l; | 4; ~; 2 5; CO or
| 81; D. 3; 81; 4; $500 value. .... 1L.oO
The Washington herald., 1916-08-20
Ladies' Economy Dept, Third Floor

pairs kidskin Plain
fumps and Oxford Ties, al low heels
table third Sfo floor Ps Us at Soo 10 soOO On S1.S5
20 and ColonfaIs. trimmed
black leather Also
full Louis
call Three of the styles us z
season table, p4.Oo
lao Ladi Pump and CoIopsIs,
the side kid tan with
incudlns patent with
kid quarters
white kid plain dull
thtfdY tooF Rs1F our own $500 values On tables $2.35
buckskin
sold table, third ooS
Iso pairs White orfords with patent
black leather trimmings leather rubber
heels Our regular $500 value On table third
y Tnn Calf andC Iuche O1fe
with rubber soes standard Sold
third pAS'fo
Lad n tan
blue bronze button side
Lou heels to
several coming savings co OK
The Washington herald., 1916-08-20

II pairs Gray French Kidskin CoOnias one Of the
best selling styles of the there only few pairs left
If your size below. early and get great bargain;
$3.50 value. Sizes Al ~; 2 5; B-l 81; CO GE
4; C-l 3L2; 3 ~; 5. 6. Monday. go. So.LO
Iron County news. [volume] (Hurley, Wis.) 1913-1950, 1916-07-08
The Race With the Ram.

In Morocco the strange season of the
MOhammedan new year, beginning
March 8, is generally called "Ait-el-
Hanwela," the rain feast. The people
Of Morocco pay more elaborate atten-
ton to the item Of sacrifice than any
other Moslems. In every town a SUI
preme offering of ram or lie goat
takes place at the door Of the princi-
pal mosque Immediately after 1t Is
struck by the official imam In pres
ence of the multitude 1t Is flung on the
shoulders OF "A stalwart Moor, who. ex-
erting hls utmost strength. runs like a
deer through the narrow streets, pur-
sued by a rahble The poor animal is
pelted with stones by boys and is
jeered mt with excavations from every
house. as 1t Is reputed to be carrying
the sins OF the people. The man
rushes along with his burden till he
reaches the door of the cadi's palace.
If the animal Is still breathing the
augury is excellent, for good luck Is
to be expected all through the year.
But If the ram is dead all sorts of evil
representations are muttered.
Iron County news. [volume] (Hurley, Wis.) 1913-1950, 1916-07-08
NOTICE Of SEPTEMBER PRIMARY
To Be Held September 18th, 1916.
State of Wisconsin
County of Iron

NOTICE Is HEREBY GIVEN that at a
primary to be held in the several
towns and election precincts in said
Iron County on the first Tuesday OF
September, A. ID. 1916, being the fifth
day of said month, the following Off
GERS are to be nominated:
A GOVERNOR, in place of Emanuel
l.. Philip. whose term Of office will
expire on the first Monday Of January
1917
A LIEUTENANT GOVERNOR, in place
of Edward F. Dithmar. whose term
of office will expire on the first Mon
day of January, 1917.
A SECRETARY OF STATE, in place of
John ). Donald, whose term of office
will expire on thu first Monday OF
January, 1911
4 STATE TREASURER, in place of
| Henry Johnson, whose term of office
will expire on the first Monday of
January, 1917.
AN ATTORNEY GEN ERAL, i'll place
of Walter c. Owen, whose term of of
! lice will expire on the first Monday of
January, 1917.
A UNITED STATES SENATOR, in
place of Robert NJ. La Toilette, whose
term of Office expires on the fourth
day of March, 1917.
\ REPRE RES ENTATIVE IN CONGRESS
! for the Eleventh Congressional Dis
trict, comprised of the counties of
Douglas, Bayfield,, Iron, Ashland, vi
las. Burnett, Polk, Washburn, Saw
yer, Rusk, Price, Taylor, Oneida and
Lincoln.
| A STATE SENATOR for the Thirtieth
Senatorial District, comprised of the
counties of Taylor, Iron, Villas, Onei-
da, Lincoln, Forest and Florence.
| \ MEMBER OF ASSEMBLY for the
Assembly district comprised of the
counties of Iron and Villas.
\ COUNTY CLERK. in place of W.
/ ID. Tyler, whose term of Office will eX-
pire on the first Monday of January,
1917.
a COUNTY TREASURER, in place of
| Luella Trier, whose term of Office will
expire on the first Monday of Jan
uary, 1917.
\ SHERIFF, in place of NJ. j. Con
nors, whose term of office will expire
on the first Monday of January. 1917.
A CORONER, in place of Joseph
/ Charbonneau, whose term of office
will expire on the first Monday of
January, 1917.
| A CLERK OF THE CIRCUIT COURT,
in place of Frank +. Atwood, whose
term of Office will expire on the first
Monday of January, 1917.
! A DISTRICT ATTORNEY, in place of
/ William T. Lennon, whose term of
office will expire ON the first Monday
of January, 1917.
A REGISTER OF DEEDS. in place of
/ Frank Marta, whose term of office
will expire on the first Monday of
/ January, 1917.
4 COUNTY SURVEYOR, in place of
Walter +. Bawden, whose term of
office will expire on the first Monday
of January, 1917.
! Given under my hand and official
seal at the court house in the Village
of Hurley, this LIST day of July, 1916.
w. ID. TYLER,
1881 County Clerk.
Iron County news. [volume] (Hurley, Wis.) 1913-1950, 1916-07-08
OLD TIME EGG HOAX.
A Joke That Did Not Result Just as
the Perpetrator Expected.


Away back In the days when Miller
was preaching the near end Of the
world there were two men living in
Lawrenceyille neighbOrs, who may be
named Brown and Jones, who were
ike unto Jonathan and David Jones
was "a chicken fancier Both. like
most people in that day, discussed
Millerism.
One Saturday night Brown, who had
read somewhere that If pointed stick
were dipped in oil anything written
vita It on an egg, and with the egg
held to the fire, would remain indeli-
bic
Brown wrote on an egg, "The world
win come to an end on Oct 20, 1874"
the day Miller had stated, and placed
the egg In one of Jones nests, expect
ing Jones would come to him as soon
as he found It and after a good laugh
he would tell how 1t was done
But Jones, as soon as he could get
his clothes on, rushed to the home of
Rev. Richard Lea. The news spread
like wIldfire, and persons coming to
town to church carried It, and all Sun
day there was Il throng calling on
Jones to see the egg. Brown viewed
the crowd with a much troubled mind.
and at last he went to Jones and told
the story. Never after that did Jones
speak TO Brown.-Letter to Pittsburgh
Gazette Times.
Iron County news. [volume] (Hurley, Wis.) 1913-1950, 1916-07-08

This Horse Is Not Only Henpecked, but
Lives In the Sea.


There Is horse that eats no oats,
hay or corn. He is stabbed In the
deep waters Of the Mediterranean and
the Atlantic ocean and pastures In sub
marine fields OF seaweed. He wears
bony armOr and Il tail curved like a
monkeys, and yet he's n fish. His
animal head has given him his popu-
lar name-sea horse
With all these varied characteristics
the sea horse is not fast, vicious nor
handsome. Like his cousin, the pipe
fish. he Is n poor swimmer; also, he is
henpecked. Mrs. Sea Horse makes him
take care OF the children.
To help him In his work as nurse
maid he has a pouch beneath his tail,
formed by folds of skin and complete
~ closed except for a small hole In
front. In this pouch the eggs are de
posted. and they remain there until
they are Matched.
There are about twenty species of
sea horses in the waters Of the globe,
n common one being the short shouted
variety. Around Australia Is sea
horse which Is decorated with numer-
Gus spines, terminated by leaflike ap-
pendages These are so near the color
OF the seaweeds among which they
live that they appear actually a part
II the vegetation Philadelphia North
American
Iron County news. [volume] (Hurley, Wis.) 1913-1950, 1916-07-08
Her Trougseau.

Frederick Lemaitre, the celebrated
actor was somewhat parsimonlOus.
When his daughter was about to mar
ry Lemaitre agreed TO provide the
dot" and the trousseau dot" 1t
may be observed. is the French equiv
alent for the English dover"
When the notary came to complete
the contract and was reading the
terms LemaItre said: THE daughter of
Frederick Lemnitre has not need Of IA
dot, NJ. lie Notaire. strike out the
dot"
The prospective son-in-law was pres
ent, and he had the courage to reply,
The daughter of Frederick Lemaltre
can easily clothe herself with the fame
of her father NJ lie Notaire, pray
strike OUT the trousscau."
Iron County news. [volume] (Hurley, Wis.) 1913-1950, 1916-07-08
Notice for Administration and
Notice to Creditors.
State of Wisconsin,
County Court for Iron County.
In Probate.

STATE OF W lSCOOSin,
County Court for Iron County.
In Probate.
In Re Estate of John B. Berltram, de-
ceased.
Notice Is Hereby Given, That at
the special term of said court to be
held on the 3rd Tuesday of July, \ .
ID. 1915, at the Court House in the
village of Hurley, County of Iron and
State of Wisconsin. there will be
heard and considered. the application
of VIM Berltram for the appointment
of an administrator of the estate of
John b. Berltram, late of the town
of Saxon in said county. deceased.
Notice is hereby further given,
That at the regular term of said court
to be held at said Court House. on the
first Tuesday of Nov, 1915, there
will be heard, considered and adjust
ed, all claims against said John b.
Berltram. deceased.
And Notice Is Hereby Furt her Civ
en-. That all such claims for eXamina-
tion and allowance must be presented
TO said county court at the Court
House in the village of Hurley, in
said county and state, or or before
the 2Srd day Of October, A. ID. 1915, or
be barred.
Dated ,Eune 23rd, 1916.
By the Court,
Z. IL Aspinwal,
2fi-2S County Judge
Iron County news. [volume] (Hurley, Wis.) 1913-1950, 1916-07-08
THE YUKON A MIGHTY RIVER
This Wonderful Stream Is Navigable
For Some $500 Miles.

Describing the great Yukon river,
Harry A. Auer in his book, Camp
Fires In the Yukon" says:
The northwest angle OF the western
hemisphere stretches into the Pacific
ocean toward Asia, forming the Unit
ed States territory Of Alaska, well
termed u nations treasure house. Sepa-
rated from Alaska on the east by only
the imaginary boundary of the one
hundred and forty-irst meridian Of
longitude lies a land of romance and
somewhat of mystery-the Yukon.
Within this Yukon territory there
flows a remarkable and mighty stream.
the Yukon river, which not only fur
nished the name to this domain, but,
with its tributary streams. constitutes
practically the only artery of com
merce, development and civilization
within the territorial boundaries.
Rising within fifteen miles of the Pa.
citic ocean at Dyea inlet. on the south
ern boundary of the country. the Yu-
kon tears and rips It's irresistible way
north by west about 1000 miles, where
~ NAS'oNS tue hANAIN NlANiE anu, LhA IA
ing westward, flows more than 200
miles through the middle of Alaska
until 1t loses itself In the Icy waters
of the Pacific.
Peculiar among rivers Is the extent
of its nayigabiity, for steamboat navi-
cation begins at Lake Bennett, not
quite forty miles north of Dyea pass,
where rise the streams that feed the
waters of the lake. From the head of
navigation-and l refer to steamboat
navigatl0n-to the outlet of the r1v-
er in Boring sea the distance is ap-
proximately $500 miles. over which
large size steamers operate all sum
mer, excepting three and half miles
at the canyon and rapids. where the
steamboats, could run downstream, but
by reason OF the currents it would be
impossible TO get them upstream.
And this navigability over so much
of it's course seems to be characteristic
not only of the main artery OF the
Yukon, but holds as to its tributary
streams, as the Tahkini. the Teslin
the pelly, Stewart. Tanana, Koyukuk,
Porcupine and the White rivers are
navigable for very considerable dis
tances by the large fiat bottomed
steamboats, of the Mississippi type.
Iron County news. [volume] (Hurley, Wis.) 1913-1950, 1916-07-08
HURLEY EVIDENCE FOR
HURLEY PEOPLE.
The Statements of Hurley Residents Are
Surely More Reliable than Those
OF Utter Strangers.

Home testimony is real proof.
Public statements of Hurley people
carry real weight
What friend or neighbor says COM
pels respect.
The word of one whose home IS far
away invites your doubts.
Here's Hurley woman's statement.
And it's for Hurley peoples benefit.
Such evidence is convincing.
That's the kind of proof that backs
Doan s Kidney Pills.
Mrs M. Oberto, 81 Maple ST., Hur-
ley, Wis, says: My back acked mostly
when was on my feet. doing my work.
also had bad headaches and felt poorly
in every way. | was tired and didn t
have any ambition.
One in our home had used Doan's Kid
ney Pills with good results and this led
me to try them They helped me quickly.
My back was free from pain and felt
better and stronger in every way. Doans
Kidney Pills put new into me and could
get around and do my work with ease. 1t
certainly seems good to be rid of that
awful backache, headaches and tired,
worn out feeling.
Price SOC, at all dealers. Don t simp-
ly ask for kidney remedy get Doan's
Kidney Pills-the same that Mrs. Oberto
had. Foster Milburn Co.,
Props, Buffalo, N Y. ADV
Iron County news. [volume] (Hurley, Wis.) 1913-1950, 1916-07-08
TWO GREAT PHRASES.
Which One of Them Ia II That You
Are In the Habit OF Using7


Did you ever reckon how many times
a day you say Il cant" or hear 1t
said?
Probably much shorter stunt would
be to count the number Of times you
hear or say, II will"
These two sentences contain the
whole story Of character They are
the metal from which men shape sue
cess or failure
We hammer and forge this metal
daily.
With Il can't we cast a weight
which fastens us down. With 81 WIZ
we shape Il marvellous spring which
some day lands us at the height OF
our ambition
After awhile we cannot move the
weight at ALL but In the end we can
not resist the spring. 1t raises us in
spite Of ourselves, for II wilr' has be
come Il habit
Sometimes man who has weighted
himself down by repeating Il can't"
says enyiously, Nothing succeeds like
success" And this is true. but he for
gets that back Of the first success was
an II viii" and then another and then
another.
II can't" 81 will" There are the
two most important sentences in any
mans vocabulary.
Would we not better reverse the
number of times most of us use them
every dayf-Illlnols State Journal.
Iron County news. [volume] (Hurley, Wis.) 1913-1950, 1916-07-08
The Secret of SUCCESS.

'"There has been altogether too much
talk about the secret OF success" says
Dr. Russell H. Conwell in the Ameri-
can Magazine. Success has no secret.
Her voice is forever ringing through
the market place and crying In the
wilderness. and the burden of her cry
is one word-will Any normal young
man who hears and heeds that cry is
equipped fully 10 climb to the very
heights Of life"
Iron County news. [volume] (Hurley, Wis.) 1913-1950, 1916-07-08
A POLITICAL BOOM"
How the Idea Of the Expression Came
to Its First User.

~ - a. ONNis
The word BOOM" as applied to po-
litical movement, so far as known, was
first used by the editor Of Republican
newspaper In st. Louis, Mo, pending
the return of General y. s. Grant from
the trip around the world undertaken
by him in 1876, Immediately following
his retirement from the presidency Of
the United States.
The term was used so persistently
and 80 cleverly that 1t soon began TO
lodge in popular thought and to take
on the meaning which the editor In
tended to convey when he declared
that the movement looking to a third
term for Grant was booming" or
when he employed the invention as a
noun and spoke Of the Grant boom"
The idea had come to him from a
common expression used by the peO-
pie along the Mississippi river. When
that stream was at floodtide and sweep
ing everything before 1t It was said to
aimed to convey the thought that the
movement for the nomination of
Grant for the presidency In 1880 was
like the onward sweep Of great river
under such conditions, and therefore a
boom.
The term soon came into general use
and has been applied In the United
States ever since. alike to spontaneous
and preconcerted or organized move
ments looking to the placing of some
person In an Office OF Importance. not
necessarily, but generally. the presi-
dency.-Christian Science Monitor.
Iron County news. [volume] (Hurley, Wis.) 1913-1950, 1916-07-08
Not Such a Fool.

Here's strange case" said Mrs.
Spotter to her husband. - man they
called the town fool died, and they
weighed his brain. II was heavier than
the average"
Is that all 1t says about him"
"YeS-eXcept that he was for many
years entirely dependent on well to do
relatives"
Huh, he was no fool! II you have
well to do relatives. why use your
brains Judge.
Iron County news. [volume] (Hurley, Wis.) 1913-1950, 1916-07-08

What are you doing fiji my room2''
asked the man who was awakened by
II burglar.
Tin rohhing the place"
You merely think you are. Every
thing here was bought on the INSTALL
ment plan, and II you take the prop
erty you'll be responsible for the bal
ance, You're not robhlng anybody.
You're running ~ s. Washing
ton Star.
Iron County news. [volume] (Hurley, Wis.) 1913-1950, 1916-07-08

STRAY-Notice is hereby given,
that on the Sth day of June, 1916, a
stray Jersey bull calf, about three
months old. tan color, with no par
ticular distinguishing marks, strayed
upon my premises at section Is, town
ship AS, range east, Iron county,
Wisconsin, and | have taken up said
stray, and now have same in my pos
session. The owner of said animal is
unknown to me, and therefore here
by give notice. that such owner shall
prove his right to said animal, and
pay the charges connected herewith,
as provided by law, and take said ami
mai away. Henry Peterson.
Residence on Section Is,
Town 46-2 East, F. o. add
25-2S dress, Hurley, Wisconsin.
Iron County news. [volume] (Hurley, Wis.) 1913-1950, 1916-07-08

why these cloves. my dear?"
II thought you were fond of them"
explained the innocent young bride.
You seem to partake of them down
town every day"
Then he looked tixedly at her. but
could arrive ut no conclusion rs to her
motives, Louisville Courier Journal
Iron County news. [volume] (Hurley, Wis.) 1913-1950, 1916-07-08
Stomach Troubles and
Constipation.

81 will cheerfully say that Cham
berlain's tablets are the most salts
factory remedy for stomach troubles
and constipation that have sold in
thirty-fOur years drug store service, "
writes ). II. Murphy, druggist, Wells
burg, n. Y. Obtainable everywhere.
Iron County news. [volume] (Hurley, Wis.) 1913-1950, 1916-07-08

did you post that letter l gave you
this morning. JohnT'
Yes. love"
@.t-e YOU quite Sure?"
Absolutely. my dear. I remember
particularly forgot to put stamp
on tt."-St. Louis Post Dispatch.
Iron County news. [volume] (Hurley, Wis.) 1913-1950, 1916-07-08
The Proper Spirit.

THAT ticket seller has tae right
idea"
In what wayT"
''He doesn't act as though he was
doing me "a personal favor to sell me
tickets OF admission to his theater."-
Detroit Free Press.
Iron County news. [volume] (Hurley, Wis.) 1913-1950, 1916-07-08

Wife shaking her hushandl-John,
wake M That's three times I've rous-
cd you. Now 60 and attend 70 the
doors and windows. You don't expect
me to shut up. do you; Hub Crouch
ilyl-I wish you would. Pittsburgh
Press.
Iron County news. [volume] (Hurley, Wis.) 1913-1950, 1916-07-08

Marriage is lottery with very few
prizes"
NOf course Il is. The best man never
gets the bride Boston American.
Iron County news. [volume] (Hurley, Wis.) 1913-1950, 1916-07-08
New Admiration.

Young Husband (angrlly) Il want
you to understand that ! intend to he
master In my own house, and don't
want any back talk from you about It.
Young Wife (wearily) - Why, dear.
that's just like the rows father used
20 Baltimore American.