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Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1916-03-17

Why Dads Go Dippy.
PA, was Joan of Arc Noah's wife"
"a moment later):
PA, does ink come from the Black
seat"
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1916-03-17
Knew What Il Meant.

Bleeker-I say. old man. why don't
you consult q phrenologist and find out
what that peculiar,looking bump on
the back of your head indicates?
Meeker-Oh, I knOv what 1t indi-
Gates. all right.
Bleeker-Oh, you do. Ell?
Meeker-You bet do. II indicates
that my wife has q well-developed
muscle.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1916-03-17

The Idea.
Miss Flip-Why are they directing
to this munitions business?
Miss Elite (vaguely)-I guess 1t Is
because it Is some sort Of shell
game.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1916-03-17
Building win Appeal to Man Who
Does Not Make Dairying
Main Issue.
EASILY HOUSES NINE cows
Can Take Care Of More, II Necessary,
Without crowding-Substant
Built, Il May at Any Time
Be Used for Other De-
sired Purposes.
ev WILLIAM A. BRADFORD.

Mr.. William A. Radford will answer
questions and give advice FREE OF
COST on all subjects pertaining to the
subject of building work on the farm. for
his wide experience as Editor. Author and
Manufacturer. he Is. without doubt, the
highest authority on all these subjects.
Address all inquiries to William A. Rad
ford, No. 1921 Prairie avenue, Chicago,
ILL.,. and only inclose two-cent stamp for
reply.
The accompanying perspective and
floor plan shows a small dairy barn
such as would be most generally used
on the ordinary farm where dairying
Is not the main issue. 1t is arranged
to take care of nine cows, and several
more could be accommodated in the
box stalls II the occasion demanded.
The cost of this building would be
rather low, as the frame needed for
the roof is light and the time needed
for construction would be short.
There are all kinds of farms and
there are buildings designed that are
suitable for each class. The dairy
barn shown here would not be practi-
cal for a large dairy farm, but the
large dairy barn would also be q
white elephant" for the farmer who
had no dairy or had no market for
the products of large herd of cows.
Each farmer ought to pick the type
CT building that is suited to his par
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1916-03-17

The oftener a man fails the more he
Is addicted to the advice-giving habit
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1916-03-17
We Have.

Money talks"
Yes, and have you ever noticed
that Poverty likes to listen?"
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1916-03-17
heartleea.

Bessie was engaged to two men 1t
the same time"
"Oh. how perfectly awful"
Eyes, wasn't It? They were both
terribly put out when she ran away
and married q third man."
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1916-03-17
How He Enjoyed It.

How do you enjoy your motor
cycle?"
Fine! All need is q coat of tar
and feathers to feel like q bird"
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1916-03-17
AsHINT TO MISE WoMEN.

Don't suffer torture when all female
troubles will vanish in min air AFTER using
"Femenina" Price SOC and eI.oo.-Adv.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1916-03-17
His Price.

Mrs. Bid your gown cost much?
Mrs. W.-Only one good cry.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1916-03-17
Her Sixth Sense.

Her Sixth Sense.
Mrs. Gabber IL gifted with q sixth
sense"
"And what Is that, prayf
Mechanically"
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1916-03-17
Waterfall CASTS A SHADOW
Curious Effect Of the Full Noon Upon
the Beautiful Yosemite, Highest
American Waterfall.

did you ever see q waterfall cast
shadow" asked Stephen T. Mather of
the group around the club table. Mr..
Mather, who is assistant to Secretary
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1916-03-17

The mechanical windmill il q work.
er-the human windmill isn't That's
the real difference.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1916-03-17

To keep clean and healthy take Dr..
Pierce's Pleasant Pellets. They regulate
liver, bowels and stomach.-Adv.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1916-03-17

Always use Red Cross Ball Blue. Delights
the laundress. At all good grocers. Adv.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1916-03-17
Real Prophet.

They say q cool waves coming"
"Yes, know 1t is; l forgot to
match that sample for my wife,"
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1916-03-17
Ec.Zene Kills Eczema.

Let US prove it. Accept no substitute. II
your Druggist does not have it, write 70
Ec-Zene Co., St. Paul. Minn.-Adv.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1916-03-17

Only One.
Misfortune never comes singly."
"Oh, don't know: Henry VIII had
only one wife at q time"
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1916-03-17

The wise man takes back seat and
watches the fool butt into danger.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1916-03-17
Correct.

She-What's the difference between
an old maid and a bachelor girl?"
He-About $4,000.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1916-03-17

Just Suggestion.
I'm still waiting for you to pay me
that IS you owe me, Dobson."
"Oh. don't let that worry you"
That's what I'm trying to do. but
l would feel greatly encouraged II you
would let 1t worry you occasionally.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1916-03-17

Don't keep a good movement on
hand; put it on foot at once.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1916-03-17

PIE n: z x F:s AsR NTS sSr n,
universal renedy for AL forms Of Piles. DruGBtsea
UDfuD1 money II 10 fnilo- ~
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1916-03-17

The government of Colombia has
appropriated large sum to encour-
age silk production In that country.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1916-03-17
samson's Amietlon.

who was it who was sorely afnict.
cdr" asked the Sunday school teacher.
Samson" replied . boy promptly.
"Why, no; It was job"
We'll, know Job was. but % wa
Samson"
"Why. how was Samson afnicted?"
His wife cut his hair"
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1916-03-17
Thousands Of Suffering Women.
e.; i; 4; i;''' .StellaVita


TEACHER MEDICINE CO, CHATTANOOGA, TENN.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1916-03-17

Snubbed.
Jack Blunt-Shall We get married?
Miss Bright shall. What you do
is of no interest to me.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1916-03-17

How did you leave all the folks out
homer"
"First-rate." replied Senator sor.
ghum. Il told them l was going to
see II couldn't straighten out = few
problems for the government between
now and spring. That cheered them
up a great deal"
ITO what problems did you have ref
erence?"
"Oh, nothing in particular. ! never
go into details with my constituents
II you 60 to explaining things. you
are liable to make them sound 90 easy
that the voters get to thinking they
don't need you."-Washington Star.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1916-03-17

Contrary to the general rule, the
street car company finds its hangers-
on source of revenue.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1916-03-17

The egotist naturally leads lonely
life.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1916-03-17
v.I.. Of Cotton Waste.

The cotton waste Of LancashifA
England. has IN ANIMAL value d
S76. o00, 900.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1916-03-17

Instructors often most need instruc-
ton.
The Idaho Republican. [volume] (Blackfoot, Idaho) 1904-1932, 1916-09-08
FARMS DEPARTMENT
The Republican Pays 81 Each Week for an Idea
on What You Have Planned to Increase
Your Crop Yield or Make Home More
Beautiful---City Lot or Farm
Iditor The Idaho Republican:

Editor The Idaho Republican:
Our farm Is situated in the heart
of a beautiful dry farming country
just six miles southwest OF snelley'
Idaho. 1t is one of the many nome
shaded farms in this district. HAVING
taken it up in October, 1912, we now
have all our land under cultivation
and a part of it fenced. We nave
a nice four-room house with TWO
porches. cistern, barn and four head
of horses, a chicken house, garage
and hog house, with a fenced lou:
Our buildings are all fenced AROUND
with woven wire, hog tight and now
we are starting to drill a deep well
the fourth to be sunk in u vicinity.
We expect to plant garden and low
ers south if the house, and as tne
garage is to be part OF the Dach-
ground on the west, we Will planC
a row of carrots along the wall ana
their pretty fern-like tops will make
a beautiful ,feathery setting for the
flowers that we intend to plant, sucn
as pinks, phlox, peoples and petunlas.
In the fall we use the carrots Tor
soup, pie and pickles-indeed the
homely carrot can be name to "blos-
som like the rose" with p~sefulness:
The netting fence will be covered
with sweet peas.
Thre have been times when we
were almost overcome by the loneli-
ness of the plains, the forbidd1ng
aspect of the conditions and the gen
eral air of d%esolation. And we felt
inclined more than once to return to
the irrigated land, but, like most
of the homesteaders, we have remain
ed to witness the consumation or
our ideals, a testimony to the law
of survival. Slowly the plains
touched by the magic hand of in
dustry, have taken on the air OF
civilization. The sage brush has dis
appeared and this is one great held
of growing grain. The wild cry or
the coyote has been replaced by the
friendly baying of the domestic dog.
And in short time we expect to see
the United States mail at our door,
the telephone in our homes and a
school WAGON to convey our children
to the district school.
MRS. ROY SAGE.
The Idaho Republican. [volume] (Blackfoot, Idaho) 1904-1932, 1916-09-08
SUBURBAN HOME COMPLETE
FOR YOU NEAR BLACKFOOT

This small farm of 10A acres is
a mile and a quarter east Of Black
foot on a school route to Blackfoot
schools. 1t has rs inches of water,
house 1Sx25, root cellar, granary,
barn, wagon shed and we'll; six
acres alfalfa, three acres family
orchard Of large assortment of var
lous fruits; also, mare and mare colt.
wagon, harness, plows and other
implements, few tons Of hay and
some straw-some household furni-
ture is also included in this bargain.
Price $4,000; part cash and balance
terms. For particulars address
wesley Lantis, box SCI, Blackfoot,
Idaho. adv -
The Idaho Republican. [volume] (Blackfoot, Idaho) 1904-1932, 1916-09-08

R. F. Moody, who lives east Of Pin
gree, has six acres of seed alfalfa,
40 acres of hay, 80 acres OF beets,
some wheat and field peas, and 100
head Of hogs. Mr.. Moody has leased
the P. w. Powers ranch and 40 acres
belonging to Fannie R. Kahn, OF
Blackfoot.
H. H. Woody has Is acres Of beets
10 acres of alfalfa, six acres OF pas
ture, nine acres of wheat and eight
acres or oats.
Wade Quisenberry, who lives east
or Pingree, is ~excavating and grading
for a new house. Mr.. Quisenberry
has four acres of potatoes on some
land that he plowed last fall and
disced and plowed again in the spring
and the crop is exceedingly good. He
has six acres of sugar beets, some
hay and grain and 65 head Of hogs.
S. . Beebe, who lives east of Vir-
den, has 10 acres of wheat nine acres
of hay, six acres of sugar beets and
some seed alfalfa that he is raising
for his own use.
E. N. Day, who lives east Of Vir-
den, has eight acres of sugar beets
and six acres of potatoes. Mr.. Day
has a large tract of Russian thistles
that he is planning to wage wal on
very soon.
R. P. Cope has SO acres of sugar
beets, 40 acres of hay, Is acres Of
grain, and Is acres of potatoes. Mr..
Cope has 60 head of cattle and has
most of them on the desert with the
Delzer brothers herd.
John Josephson has 35 acres Of
sugar beets, 70 acres of hay, 10 acres
of oats and Is acres of potatoes. Mr..
Josephson contracted the hand work
on rs acres Of the beets and they
did the other 10 acres themselves.
He has just finished building a barn
52x62 feet in size. RE did all the
work himself with the exception Of
shingling.
j. Nailoon is raising 10 acres of
hay, rs acres of beets, 10 acres Of
wheat and Is acres of oats.
w. H. Smoot, who lives northeast
of Virden, is raising 20 acres of beets
25 acres of hay and So acres Of
grain. Mr.. Smoot intends to move
into the Twin Falls country this fall.
w. G. Short, who lives down be-
tween the rivers about six miles from
Blackfoot, bought a farm last year
and had a chance to sell 1t recently
for $1,000 advance. The whole
family thought it over and they all
wanted to stay on the the place. They
are old enough to do as they please
so they decided to remain and
operate the farm. Mr.. Short says
they have about a $4,000 crop this
year, they like the place and the
neighbors and the town and the
county and would feel very much dis
turbed If they had to move. They
have 10 acres Of potatoes, IL acres
of beets, IL acres of grain and about
100 tons Of hay. They have nine
mich cows, eight horses and some
hogs. His daughter keeps books to
show the income from the dairy herd
and they all take an interest in keep
ing the expenses down and the in
come up.
The Hawaiian gazette. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1865-1918, 1916-05-05
TERRITORY ROQPEN
RETAIL MEAT SHOP

The territorial market is going to
sell meat by the pound at little more
than the producer gets for it at the
wholesale market price. The addition.
al charge for the meat will be put on
to cover the expense of handling it.
The Raymond Ranch has made ar.
rangements with the territorial mark.
citing division that will be a great boon
to the house wife who may 60 there
and purchase, so long as the supply
lasts, at fourteen to fifteen cents q
pound what she has heretofore been
charged from twenty-five to thirty cents
for.
TO help in the disposal of the beef
raised by Independent growers the Ray
mond Ranch is having installed at the
market big refrigerator, counters and
chopping blocks for the retailing of
meat. The work is at present going on
and within a couple of weeks the new
department will be opened.
1t is the aim of the marketing divi.
sion to handle meat as other products
of the farmers have been handled, and
as soon as money is available for the
installation of a large refrigerating
plant and uP-to-date market appoint
ments they will be provided.
The Raymond Ranch will not have
any exclusive privilege at the market
but others as well will have an oppor-
tunity to send their beef cattle there
for sale.
The Hawaiian gazette. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1865-1918, 1916-05-05
CONTEST FROM MAUI
WILDE ONE-S|DED
49,
Raymond MayHaye Little Chance
Before Committee

From aceountsgiof the local Demo
Gratis the victory or DR.. J. H. Raymond
in Maui is only sltemporary one. 1t is
reported by the men, on the inside here
that the Maui county committee, rath-
er than passing. on the merits of the
claims of the contestants in the Demo,
cratic primary election, recently held
on the Valley Isle, and deciding in fav,
or of one or the other, allowed the
claims of both and thus passed the
buck TO the territorial central com
mittee, which will sit as a court of
investigation on Saturday, May IL.
Appeal from the decision allowing
the claims for votes of Doctor Raymond
has been filed by Eugene Murphy and
the whole matter of one man voting
as proxy for thirty.two will be taken
up here, as will the investigation of
the way the McCandless henchmen
carried on things.
The territorial committee is composed
principally of McCandless men and
each one Of 'hH"' h"lds the proxy of an
absent brother, so that while the jury
will not be packed in favor of the
"peerless leader" and his cohorts,
there is a chance that there will not
be any great sympathy shown to the
opposite side.
The Hawaiian gazette. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1865-1918, 1916-05-05
SPO r IS
SCHEDULE OF HANDICAP SWIMMING
RACES next MONTH ADOPTED

Practically all the prcliminaries have
been completed for the carrying out Of
the first handicap swimming meet that
will be held in Honolulu under the aus.
pices of the A. A. u. on the afternoons
Of May 20 and 81, both navy and war
departments having given their consent
TO the use of the docks between the
slips. Committees have been appointed
and given full charge of all Of the de.
tails of the meet. 49,. Il ..
II. Fullard Leo, who has competed in
number of amateur handicap meets
in Australia and other British posses
sions, has volunteered TO assist in any
way possible and will probably act as
starter. Lieut.. Pepin and Lieut. Meyer
of Fort De Russy and Fort Kamehame-
ha are actively engaged in trying out
ambitious swimmers among the enlist.
ed men, for the purpose Of filing entries
before Saturday, May when the entry
list closes. ,'.... .f... =
The Association has voted to give
the regular gold medal to the winners
of boys and ladies races and this is
the first time these medals have been
given. It is hoped, therefore, that a
large entry list win be obtained for
these events. If enough entries are not
secured for any particular event, the
same will be withdrawn,
The following Is the schedule adopt
ed, and the days upon which the races
will be contested:
May 20
Trial heats, so yards scratch.
Trial heats, 80 yards scratch, boys
under Is.
The Hawaiian gazette. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1865-1918, 1916-05-05
WALK
AROUND ISLAND

Always to the fore in the promotion
of novel athletic events, the Y. NJ. c
A. is now planning a walking contest
round the island.
The motorcyclists and the wheelmer
have had their inning and have treated
the. records with heartless contumely
and now come the association hikeri
with a proposition to set a round Oahr
record Gas will be a record"
There appears to be no authenticat
ed record for the round the.island walk
and alleged performances range in TIM
from two and half to three and +
half days. The distance is about 81
miles.
A number of Y. NJ. G. A. walkers
have the proposition under considera
tion and it is expected that it will take
definite form in the course of a week
or SO.
The Hawaiian gazette. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1865-1918, 1916-05-05
FOOD RIOTS RAGE
|NGERMAN CITIES
ASSOCIATED Press BY Federal wirslsss.)

NAssoStatou EEosh " EouoIhl "holobbsD
LONDON, May 4.--Riots, involving
large crowds in Berlin and Leipsie, are
reported by Amsterdam and Geneva
yesterday. Twenty-Five persons are
snid to have been killed by the troops
in Berlin and two hundred wounded.
The dispatches declare that in seve.
Ial German cities huge mobs OF people
Rave beseiged the government Offices
clnmoring for peace. The crowds are
made up of the wives and daughters of
lPboring men, who have been sent to
the front. Hundreds of these women
hPVe been arrested by the police and
soldiers sent to crush out the distur-
Dances. {
,"neva has the same story as Am
sterdam. The report of the riots reach
iug the Swiss city, declare that in addi-
ton to the peace riots the populace of
Germany is demanding food, and that
at LeiPsic where there were prolonged
and fierce food riots, the police shot
INTO the crowds, killing three and
wounding seventy others.
Berlin officially reports that DR.. Carl
Leibknecht, the Socialist leader, and
eight other socialists, have been arrest
ed by the authorities for the part they
took in IN" May Day demonstration
which have led to 30 much disorder.
The Hawaiian gazette. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1865-1918, 1916-05-05
DOCTOR RAYMOND
MAY NOT ACCEPT
Cattle Grower Has Not Made Up
Mind Regarding Appointment
As Supervisor 4

e In speaking of his appointment as
supervisor for Maui county, DR.. J. H.
Raymond said yesterday that he had
not fully made up his mind whether to
accept it or not. He said that there
was d hard fight made to have the Gov
ernor not appoint him because it was
claimed that he was defeated candi-
date for the Office and on that account
not eligible.
In referring to his defeat in the race
for the office, Raymond said that he
was defeated unfairly by the powers
that be in Maui and that had the vot-
ers not been cOerced into voting against
him by the "big interests he would
have been the choice of the people of
the Valley Isle
Doctor Raymond said he was made
the ''goat" in the INDUCTION case that
was brought in Maui at the time of the
last election and that it was made TO
appear that he was at the bottom of
the scheme to tie the election up.
For this reason, he claims that he is
eligible for the position which he pos.
sibly may not take. He feels very
much eomplimented by the confidence
shown in his ability by the Governor.
"The position is one that did not
seek in any way" said Raymond. "Thc
Governor appointed me and sent my
commission TO Maui without asking me
about it. l saw him yesterday and Mr.
Pinkham then told me what he had
done. l have not fully made up my
mind yet whether or not to accept the
responsibility.
The Hawaiian gazette. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1865-1918, 1916-05-05

Trial heats, so yards, women 3 handi
cap. IT,. ....
Trial heats, 100 yards, mems handi.
cap. - -
Trial heats, 100 yards, women ;.
handicap.
Trial heats, 100 yards scratch, boys
under 10.
Trial heats, 100 yards scratch, novice.
Trial heats, 100 yards scratch, enlist.
ed men. 4 - ~. -.
Trial heats, 22O yards scratch, novice
Trial heats, 220 yards, men 3 handi
cap. y. .|.
Trial heats, 92o yards scratch, enlist
ed men.
22O yards, breast stroke scratch.
44O yards, handicap.
Diving.
May 81
Finals, so yards scratch. -.
Finals, so yards scratch, boys under
Is.
Finals, so yards, women g handicap
Finals, 100 yards, men 3 handicap.
Finals, 100 yards, women 3 handicap
Finals, 100 yards scratch, boys un
der Is.
Finals, 100 yards scratch, novice.
Finals, 100 yards scratch, enlisted
men. 1855.
Finals, 220 yards scratch, novice.
Finals, 220 yards, men 3 handicap.
Finals, 220 yards scratch, enlisted
men.
$50 yards handicap.
$50 yards back stroke.
Club relay race.
The Hawaiian gazette. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1865-1918, 1916-05-05
PROBATION OFFICER \
ANDERSON RESIGNS:
OUT SINCE MONDAY
Judge Whitney Confirms Retire
nent Which Attache Of Juve-
( nile Court Has Denied

John G. Anderson has resigned rs
probation officer, in connection with the
work Of the juvenile court. Judge
Whitney, in charge of this tribunal, &C
eepted the resignation Immediately.
The resignation was rendered and &C
cePted last Monday. Yesterday Judge
Whitney confirmed the fact.
Has Anderson resignedf''' Judge
Whitney was asked. u, ,rs
Eyes, he has," the jufist replied.
"Has the resignation been accept.
eyes, II has" w. IA
Judge Whitney has not yet appoint
ed Anderson . successor. Asked IL he
had anyone in view, he said he had
not. ~ @sf
Anderson Denied Story
Anderson was asked on Tuesday night
by The Advertiser II he had resigned
emo, ! have not" he replied. "whO
says hayei" - g..
He was told that the information
came from a very reliable source.
"Seems to me. people know more
about my business than 1 do,n Ander-
son commented, as he hung up the
phone. .a.a ~
Anderson name was linked last
week with a story relative to certain
Chinese estate, of which he was the
special administrator. II was said that
he had been ordered to pay into court
within q week moneys in his hands be-
longing to the estate. The order of
the court was obeyed by Anderson the
following day, he paying to Henry
Smith, clerk of the first circuit court,
something more than 1890 and receiv-
ing from the clerk receipt for the
money. ".....
Rumors About Estate Rife
Rumors were rife about the judiciary
building at the time, irregularities in
connection with the handling of the
estate in question being current. How
ever, il was said that Anderson g posi-
ton as probation officer has not been
placed in jeopardy because Of the stOr-
les which were going the rounds
Whether Anderson was asked to resign
cannot be said with any degree of GER
tainty. All that is official ID that he
rendered his resignation and that the
same was accepted immediately.
Anderson has not been around the
judiciary building since Monday. When
his home was called up last night n
voice, very similar to his, announced
that Anderson was "down the coun-
try" and would not return until today.