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Evening capital news. (Boise, Idaho) 1901-1927, 1916-05-06
AMERICAN ASSOCIATION.

AMERICAN ASSOCIATION.
Toledo. B. Kansas City, 10.
indianapolis, 2; st. Paul. 5.
Louisville. |; Minneapolis, 7.
Columbus, 4; Milwaukee, 0.
WESTERN LEAGUE.
Sioux City, q: Omaha, 6.
Lincoln, 6; Des Moines. II.
Topeka, 9; Wichita, 3.
St. Joseph, 2: Denver. 8.
Evening capital news. (Boise, Idaho) 1901-1927, 1916-05-06
Pastors Notes

CONTINUED from Page Three.)
Evening capital news. (Boise, Idaho) 1901-1927, 1916-05-06
Yesterdays Games.

At Portland-Los Angeles Portland
game postponed; rain.
Evening capital news. (Boise, Idaho) 1901-1927, 1916-05-06
NORTHWESTERN LEAGUE.
Yesterdays Games.

At Vancouver Ri. e.
spokane .................. 2
vancouver ...............
Letter and Murray. Aoosta and
Cheek.
Evening capital news. (Boise, Idaho) 1901-1927, 1916-05-06

At Brooklyn-Phiiadelp Brooklyn
wet grounds.
Evening capital news. (Boise, Idaho) 1901-1927, 1916-05-06

Those who missed the prayer meet
ing last Thursday night missed the
best meeting of the year so far. The
subject next Thursday night will be:
What the Bible Means to Me-"
Evening capital news. (Boise, Idaho) 1901-1927, 1916-05-06

THE Young women's Mission circle
will meet at the parsonage Wednes-
day evening Of next week at oclock
IAN interesting program on Indian work,
Including a missionary play, has been
prepared. All the young women of the
|pongregation are invited.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1916-01-08

len. Grace Valentine and all tho o...
who are M the state Of being
public. ~
"The task Of he publicity depar~.
Is thu, seen 20 be SIMPLE. well do.
with no great demand upon tss -.
uui'v or time. The prime need +,
a. old the false and put forward o,i, =.
the true about the personages and ~.
already in tho state Of beng 49,
The truth about them is 50 much =.
and 20 much more poten. with \.
public. We
III I we're asked for a publicity ,-,.
maxim or adage ! believe sho9ls y
il run this way: TO a STAR In tho 49,
Of being public add reasonable ~.
try in the channels tina, reaei >.
public.
And nothing In the world covl,
easier than that"
Mary PickfoTd BE- 90 contirv,
work with the Famous Players IN.
Company, according % an snnor...
ment made from 507 Fifth Ayengs y.
night. after refusing offers ron -
eral other companies. Miss Pickfo,st.
decided 20 remain wItn -. and -
have half interest boo tho c9mps,-
the announcement said
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1916-01-08
Police Asked to Aid Health
Squad Round Up Viola
tors of Splitting Law.
EMERSON PINS HOPE
ON SNAPPY WEATHER
Pure Air. Bright, Cold and Dry,
Best Destroyer OF Conditions
Which Breed Disease.

The grip germ will have To be wary
now. for New York's 1000 policemen,
armed with automatlcs, nlghtsticks'
handouts and microscopes, are after
the wriggly little pirate and disease
smuggler. Plainclothes men, with
peaked faces. hacking coughs and chIlls'
will pose as friends Of the fugitive to
catch him unaware.
Commissioner Of Health Emerson.
following conference with Mayor
Mitchell. Yesterday addressed letter
20 Police Commissioner Woods. al king
the Police Department strenuously 20
enforce the Anticipating ordinance,
and 70 warn and arrest those FOUND
violating the law. The commissioner
letter was:
in bronchitis, pneumonia and other
communicable diseases OF respiration,
which are i'm part at least spread by
splitting M public places, particularly N
cars and on the station platforms, /
request the vigorous cooperation OF the
Police Department lu enforcing sec
80 q
MAY / nave your assurance that a
general crde. sill be issued TO your
force. requiring them 10 warn all peo-
pie who are observed splitting in public
places that they are violating the law
and are subject 20 arrest? This warn
inr viii be most effective. n on the
dav the order is issued. summonses
are served 20 a large number OF people,
cspecially those who spit on platforms,
or iu the ears. The support Of the
city magistrates can be counted on TO
insure proper consideration OF such
cases when brought before them.
Arrests for splitting by the regular
uniformed police will be an almost un-
known thing in the department Like
other law violations which have been
placed under the jurisdiction OF spe-
cial squad the tendency Of the force
has been 10 leave arrests for these VIC
lations 20 the special squad One police
sergeant was able 70 recall last night
A case five years ago in which a patrol
man was called upon by citizen 70
arrest q particularly persistent Of
fender The patrolman made the ar
rest. there being nothing else he
could DO
Patrolmeu Of The health squad. how
ever last year arrested 1898 persons
for violating the splitting ordinance,
and Of these only forty-n'ne were dis
charged
About week Of swapping cold
weather will do more 20 put the brakes
on the grip epidemic than any human
agency can do. Health Commissioner
Emerson said yesterday. after request
ing the Police Commissioner 20 stop
the splitting in public places. Even zero
temperature will not freeze the "pneu-
mococcus" rascal that j, responsible
for the widespread misery. Pure air.
bright and cold. with little moisture
above or under loot. will remove 80
per cent of the contributory causes Of
infection.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1916-01-08

ern church are an absolute and mar
monious agreement among church ON
cials az to the mission OF the church
and the adoption of thoroughly moo
crn and efficient programme OF church
activities"
The foregoing question and the two
statements were made recently NJ a
conference of New York churchmeh
which sought 20 evolve some plan by
which che church that is in New lorA
Nigh; meet more fully the require
ments that the present day religious
crisis presents
Sustained cGcr;s %, The Tribune 10
impress on the people Of New lolA
that they should go to church hre ac-
companied by a desire TO aid IN every
possible way those who are giving the'r
lives TO make the church the centre oil
the life Of those to whom II minister -
y is with this end in view that ne
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1916-01-08
CORPORAL PUT ON TRIAL
Faces Court Martial for Refusin, b.
Arrest Rum-Laden Soldiers

Fort Wright. Fisher Island. Y y
Jan. 7. Difference Of opinion a. 10 j.
proper disposition OF intoxicated "a,
porals resulted in Corpora. Jose,t y
Lorer's appearance to-day before
court martial. charged with refgs.-, A..
obey superior officer
Lorcr testified that be- Ras taxing %
intoxicated corporals 20 quarter i.
the evening OF October 70. whe, Il.
tenant Silkman. Of Fort Terry ~,
fered and ordered him 20 arrest re-
Witnesses said tha, 'he iieutensr, Z.
rot reveal his identity and vas n,
taken for a civilian. Also. tho 'ie.,..
ant vas said 20 have been a i.-.
boisterous" himself Lorcr refused .
arrest the men.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1916-01-08
5 NURSERY WOMEN SEIZED
Arrested While Collecting Arms in
Madison square Crowds.

Five women who were reaping a har-
vest Of cash I'm the name Of the Home
Day Nursery among the crowds about
Madison Square Garden last night were
arrested by Detective Daniel Smith.
he police acted under the recent court
decision that the collection of aims on
the streets by solicitors who are paid
commissions is a violation of law.
The women arrested were Elizabeth
McAleen. treasurer Of the nursery
organization; Miss Lillian Barton. Miss
Elizabeth Wythers. Mrs. Margaret
Ieonard and Mrs. Mary Ward
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1916-01-08
4 RELIGIOUS FORUM.

Al the Church OF the Ascension.
Fifth Avenue and Tenth Street, be
ginning Thursday. January 10, at S p.
m. and continuing every Thursday
thereafter until April, a re igious
forum will be held in the Parish
House under the leadership Of the rec
tor. the Rev. DR.. Percy ). Grant.
Special speakers. as az the Sunday
Public Forum. will present the topic Of
the evening. The speaker for Thurs
day evening will be Horace Holley,
who will take for his subject,
"BahaiSm."
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1916-01-08
Church Efficiency Needed
to Win Fight in Mem York
Not Dreams and Emotions but Equipment and Brains; Not
theology, but Vitality, key to Success IN
Practical World, Says Authority.

o. which they are officials and leaders OF"
"If many business men used the same
methods in their secular life which
characterize their Official activities in
The church. he resul: would be inevi-
table business failure"
Two things most needed III the mod
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1916-01-08
By CHARLES W. WEIGH.

why is il that so many men who
.re apparent successes in the business
world. where efficiency and method are
so essential. SO often fail 20 put these
principles into practice in the churches
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1916-01-08
SERMON TOPICS TOMORROW

fi... Broadway and 18th ST.. the
Rev. Dr !. VI. Haldcman. II o. No
"Sou. OF God Without Rebuko 30 she
Midst 81 q Crooked ana Perversc Ma
ton: p. M. Finding a Lost sheep;
OF. the Interest IN and sympathy with
This World Exhibited by the Inhabi-
tants o. other Worlds
Fifth Az. 9:4O d. m. the Rev. +. II.
Dutton. FIRST lecture Of new series on
Ancient and Modern Victories of
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1916-01-08

Ascension. Fifth az. and 10th ST.. the
Rev. Dr.. Percy Stlckucy Grant. p. NO..
~tauwood Nrnkcn. presideuf Of the Ma
The Need Of Preparedness"
Beloved Disciple. seth ST.. rear Mad
isJn av.. the Rev Dr. Henry NJ Bar
Dour viii preach 40 i p. NJ. A. : p. m.
the Re- Joseph d. C. Wilson An at
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1916-01-08
>pIRITT tIi>T

flRsT GERMAN sPIRlTUbLtST CHURCH.
SersI.es i1 Eusli.h Sundays. p VI
food Speaker ~prfus deu0rs' ra'.0'.-.
Psn.f Grand ..rrr. .ffI 49,. columbus 'ir''.
sol-ltu,l and sthicsi SOCIETY. isc rs l1-th Hesu
Temple 90 CHAM i.tE- rtr.rg @.i e'fii
I.,ef.rg 'hen, Wis Should me Deal Rr'u-n
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1916-01-08
Ethical Culture.


Calvary. ith av. and i29th st.. the
Rev. Or. William II. Morgan. ! q. m.
THE Ultimate Motive Of Reig Gus
Lie; 5 p. M. THE Guide Book OF
Life"
Metropolitan Temple. 9TH a.. and
18th st.. II n m. the Rev. Dr. Mar
shall. Look Up. Lift Up; p. m. Or.
j. +. Crowthcr. illustrated lecture on
Through Africa with Missionary
Camera" Musical feature. the Sittig
Trio.
Pars Ave. a. S6tn ST., 10 a. m. Nor
ris HilGuit. author Of Socialism ln
the United States" viii speak on I'm
employment; II g. M. the Rev. DR..
Jameson on The Coward Recall;
p. M. T. {. fireman on THE China ]
Know" with illustrations.
St. James. Madison az and l26th st..
II n. M. the Row. Dr. Ball on "Thc
Riblo .n Modern Life: : p. n.. Dean
Birucy. Of The Boston University Theo-
logical school Th, Bible school hour
has been changed from afternoon 10
morning
S. Paul.. West End az. and seth So,
p. M. Morris Sheppard, United states
Senator from Texas. on "Christian CitI-
1enship." This is the first time this
address has been gwen in Northern
state. Members Of the Southern So
ciety. the Texas Society and the Ala
bama Society have been invited.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1916-01-08

RELIGIOUS SOCIETY OF FRIENDS Sic, 4"
o., ,0rshto II q m =. 29l Ess 18Th al Nan
bs,.an sfd no SchefTn~- 0rn o. Brooklyn
a,Ialous Society Of Friends t0rhodos). Me'' is'
~ Vo--i. D. 20 o'r.neA. 20 G~tme- iars. SEA
N.rt and Lafayette AMI Na-hin-fon ~. brnoNit
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1916-01-08
New Thought.

Academy Hall l5 West 10Th St. II
=. m.. Or. +. W. Sears on The Call Of
the Unseen" The New Thought Schooi
will begin ITS winter Germ on Monday
a, the church Offices. 10 West 34th ST..
Church of the Healing Christ. Hotel
Astor. Dr. ". John Murray on Keep
ing IL Up at II m. The musical
programme will be feature
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1916-01-08
Christian Science.


Subject Of the iesson-sermon IN al
churches will be SACRAMENT
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1916-01-08
The Church That Is In New York

tractivc musical programme mas oeeu
arranged for both the ! a. m. ana
D.. M. popular vespcrs services. ~
~ e. Pa. 'hc Rt Rev. Lemu'l ". Wells
u. H.. bishop Of Spokane.
Calvary. Fourth ay. and 2lst a.. u
g.. 49,. ordination service by 'hc ri. Rev.
%. !. " Atwood for John Gregory
Eabry: preacher. the Eev. Dr. Arthur
Il. GRAY: : p. M. procession Of guilds
preacher. the Rev. IN Theodore Sedg
wick
Huterce.sicp Chapel. Broadwar and
10Th ST.. =. m. popular ,e5pers. the
Ecr. D.. Gates on "Thc in'luer-" 70. the
Apocarvpha on th, New Testament.
with special music b. Miss Planet n.
Arnold. cpntralto. and Leo Rlgff. or
rauist A. p. m. choral cver-on&'
with selections from THE Ne. siah.'
Ethical Culture.
Meeting House. Central Park West
and saith At. II a. m, Dr. Adler. Lights
and shadows In the Characters of Re
formers: p NJ. Alfred " Martin on
"WLcrc Did Our English Bible Come
From >" This il the first lecture Of
his -iNth scrie- Of SUNDAY evening lect-
uI's on the Bible.
Academy OF Music. Brooklyn. n a. M.
Dr. Henry Ncumanu on "Creede and
T. lief. and How We Get Them"
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1916-01-08
[ niversalist.

Divine Paternity. Central PARK West,
and 10Th ST.. II a. m. the Rev. DR.. nan
on Optimism. Pesslmism or MelloI-
ISM: 4:l5 p. m. organ recital by >.
Warren Andrews. followed by Eaui $
can,ata Ruth" by choir
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1916-01-08
Y VI. 4. \.
DR.. ]. HERMAN RANDALL,

"THE KIII~I NN IN ~ III 'INI|
west Side Y NJ. c. A. ,i'l 81 -.H A. p 20.
80 ST. Y. NJ. c. A as ". ?3d 81 Sl.4a. e.
Or NARRN (. FOSDlCN
.The Most NEGLECTED. Real Estate IN the World
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1916-01-08

All Souls. II a. NJ. the Rev. William
/. sullivan. What Shall Make Whole
our Broken Faith:
Messiah. Park av. and Saith ST.: the
Rev. Dr.. Holmes. at II a. m, on ar
den Osborne and Sing Sing: A Sermon
Of Prison Reform: s:l5 p. m. Lawson
Purdy, president Department OF axes
and Assessments. on Taxation Of Per
sonal Property: It's Iniquities and In
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1916-01-08
Hamilton Grange
REFORMED C iURCH or HARLEM
SOC ItIISI.

LI01 Afe"u0 an ~ eTTf'T
res EDGAR TITON Dr. n. u VI ''s'e'
v'1 rrez-l o. li 4 " -nf r.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1916-01-08
AN INVITATION IS EXTENDED TO Al
PEOPLE


CCnTCu PRESBYTERIAN ChUkCH
SNO1NH 4s+I 81 ...I t..fta| FafR Nt-l
ROBERT WATSON prerrle- a. u e.1
BEDFORD PRsSBYTERiLN CHURCH. Us. ana
Az s.a Dean ~+ ElHHe.fu. fa-''-. ' i-'. Do
your. In.4. A 49, g. 10
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1916-01-08
"THs RESEARCH MAGNIFICENT"
TgE UNION THEOLOGICAL SEMINARY
l36,l5l
80. u,I--I THE RESCUE sOClt1Y 0ld
.hinsss Theatre. potere ~f 1915 tu.re
.rrrrr. nightly io o. VI Nrurs .- r lU ODD.
.o-f O. NooNAN. Supi.
THt UNION THEOLOGICAL SEMINARY.

~0-.II' n NJ I.-IIT- I-aT'U1I' AVTll'- Won
I'~t,l,. %. Reverend NsrD tmcrlon Fosdiek.
ID DO of Union IIe0.Ugt a ~N.
TIE af-f.ia ~ a. Unt regular. worship 6
e.sr,hrfe o. cordially invited
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1916-01-08
Theosophy
| nitarian.

Thcosophical Society. p West 10th
=. s:15 p. m.. DR.. Renoni Il. Gattcll
N "pcrsnnallfv."
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1916-01-08
HENRY FRANK IttAIs5 fRA.ct's

WfguI4r sf~fi.f Ht I' VI Ift .Nr' Nfi We
mud e, kno. ,.-1.su N... n.I,f fH- .Ir..
tl.a q. Ws.tcl Hrl. he.
Palisadian. [volume] (Cliffside Park, N.J.) 1906-current, 1916-03-11
Habit.
By WILLIAM B. TRACY
Of the Tracy-Parry Company

1t wenOn psychological that habit times
nature" By this child
dssoute taken
refinement quickly shake off the bonds Of hered and take the
But it elaborate
OF this fact look anaz certain
customs home
Some time hab
buys crackers special odfahoned bulk
they cleaner fresher all What brought
this food products goodshis
You chance but study the and you'll that has
been a of education.
ink cleanliness fOOhshness
hamfuness 0dime retail methods
card and to-day wife insist package goods
tables In like ink tells Of harmful
tves all canned bottled study the labels selections
accordingly The action has the manufacturer through
you hosiery
the habit induced them by suggestion through
printed @
molder of public abto
is unadve here's fer
that advertising
has
entirely impossible
limited distribution
To only saynvesga analyze Find who
theoretically but praccaye effect of sales promotion
Get with tell
accomplished this there
similarity with problems Then and then make
decision.
goods
little
the ab branded line against that Herald
Palisadian. [volume] (Cliffside Park, N.J.) 1906-current, 1916-03-11
New Jersey Spring
Telephone Directories

Telephone subscribers are now re-
ceiving their copies Of the spring
edition of the New Jersey Division
Telephone Directory, issued by the
New York Telephone Company.
The book, which is dressed in a
new jacket of light fawn, contains
10000 listings, a gain of 10000
names within the year. 1t will have
a circulation of $4,000 as compared
with the 1915 spring edition of 1885,
600 copies.
Delivery of the directories in this
district is being made in accordance
with prearranged plan which is de-
signed to insure the quickest possible
distribution.
In New York City 695,O0O new tele-
phone directories are now being
placed in circulation. These books
have 377,000 listings, an increase
within the year of approximately
$4,000 names.
The telephone company also will
deliver nearly $4,000 telephone di-
rectories in it's suburban Long Island
territory and $4,000 in its West
chester division, making a total of
$4,000 telephone books which will be
placed in metropolitan territory this
month. This is the largest spring
distribution Of directories ever made
by the telephone company. A year
ago at this time the telephone COM
pany circulated $4,000 telephone
books in the metropolitan area.
Palisadian. [volume] (Cliffside Park, N.J.) 1906-current, 1916-03-11
Passion Services At
Lutheran Church

In accordance with the season Of
the church year special Lent or Pas
sion services are being held at the
English Lutheran Church at p. m.
every Wednesday. The pastor, the
Rev. B. c. Weinlaeder, is preaching
on the seven words from the cross. A
large and appreciative audience at
tended the Ash Wednesday service
when the first word was considered
Father forgive them; for they know
not what they do" Next Wednes-
day the second word will be consid-
cred: ssVerily l say unto thee, to-day
shalt thou be with me in paradise"
Sunday the regular services will be
held. Bible school at $50. a. m.
Preaching on the Gospel for the day
at 10.45 a. m. Congregational meet
ing at IL noon. Confirmation class
Wednesday and Friday. All services
and meetings open to the public.
Palisadian. [volume] (Cliffside Park, N.J.) 1906-current, 1916-03-11
Thinks Teachers As
Important As Mayors

The following is taken from the
pittsburgh Survey" Of the Russell
Sage Foundation:
"From the child's point of view the
teacher is more important than the
mayor. Theoretically, to train up
decent and capable citizens, under
standing the community's rights and
their own responsibilities in it, she
should have had the altruistic, self
effacing drill of a trained nurse, the
business woman's concentration that
stake all that is in her upon matter
in hand, the ideal mothers perennial
If often silent, sympathetic under
standing of the child, and again and
always again before her eyes that
social fabric the well being of which
her school roomful is to war or make.
She should not be so immature that
these characteristics are not fused by
an experience that has touched life
and its real values"
Palisadian. [volume] (Cliffside Park, N.J.) 1906-current, 1916-03-11

tiers led me to believe that it would
be better to drop both and ] SO adj
yised the Governor. Mr.. Bailey's
selection was made on my own rec
ommendation. ! know him to be a
conscientious gentleman of high
character. l am sure he will work
tremendously with Messrs w. w.
Conklin and Frank McLees to estab-
fish new and high standards of eff
Gent administration in our County
Tax Board"
If the term of the County Tax
Commissioner begins May /, by that
time the Legislature will have adj
journed sine die.
Palisadian. [volume] (Cliffside Park, N.J.) 1906-current, 1916-03-11
Chas. F. Thompson
Declares Himself
Congress Candidate

Ex-County Clerk Charles F. Thomp-
son, on Wednesday announced him
self a Democratic candidate for Con-
gress. He believes in navy prop
erly manned, a submarine and aerial
equipment second to none in the
world, enlargement of the postal serv-
ice and parcels post with more COM
mensurate compensation to the en-
ployees, less red tape and penny
postage. He favors an American
merchant marine and federal control
of every public utility. In conclud-
ing his circular announcement he
says that its contents ought to be "of
more interest to the voters of his dis
trict than the distribution of seeds
and books on fish culture and extinct
wild animals.
Palisadian. [volume] (Cliffside Park, N.J.) 1906-current, 1916-03-11
District Court Clerk
To Get Better Pay

Trenton, March I'm the House of
Assembly last night Assemblyman
Winnie secured the passage without
opposition Of his bill to give increased
pay to the clerks of the Bergen Coun-
ty district courts, namely Joseph
Tilliston, of Englewood, James Sails
bury, and Harrison johnson. The pay
would be increased from $500 to
$1,000 a year. Assemblyman Winnie
told how a similar bill was passed
lat year but was lost in the final
shuttle.
Palisadian. [volume] (Cliffside Park, N.J.) 1906-current, 1916-03-11

humming, was done by the son Nv de
"Palisadien's" editor. Chas. Logan,
jr., dey called him on de program.
amt much on dis style stuff, so !
don't know what Jr. stands fer. Is
Well, what yer lafing at? Only
foolish folks laff at guys what amt
had de chanel ter learn highfalooten
ways. But no matter what dem
initials, ]. r. stands fer, dey fit in
right, cause it makes de word, Gust
Right" He strutted erbout like a
reel "Mikkydoo" and sang like a
corking good, operey guy. l had ter
laff, when he foist cum in. He had
"a long moustache on dat touched his
shoes tops, and when he opened his
mug dey almost went in down his
throat and inter his stomach. In de
middle Nv de second reel, he got ex-
cited and forgot ter blow dem out
after. swallering EN-. What happens
but dey coined off! Gee! dat crowd
did roar, and so did he and der rest
Nv de actors and actorines. It was
comical to hear him call dat Mr..
Montercarlo, or CRITIC, ! forget which,
Well, anyhow, it was comical ter hear
him call dat man his son when he had
his whiskers off, cause his son was
looking old enuff ter be his grand
daddy! Well, he had ter get off der
stage, cause the book made him, so
another guy could get de chanel.
When he coined back again, he had
grown another floating mustache.
Gosh! it do beat me how he growed
another so quick. / wonder did he
use dat stuff what dey advertise. Yer
know, Herpsuicide? Me oil man
tried dat fer years, and de only ting
it made grow was de rubber plant.
He split de bottle one day audit
fertillized it.
Well, Red, I amt got much elst ter
say but dis, and dat is, dat dat
chorus was great. Gee, l wished /
had dem ter act in Fl. Lee, dey would
make beauty scene. It's hard ter
git 'em in all sizes, like dey was, and
all able ter act just right. Of course
de singing wouldn't s'take" on de
movies, but dat slick dancing would.
Der singing was lollypalooser like,
which just means it can't be beat.
And talking erbout beating, let me
say word erbout dat leader what
beat de time. Say, Red, he was great!
Souseah couldn't beat him. No, sir
reel" He just made dat bunch of
fellers in de orchestra play, and when
de cast got lost a little, he made 'em
sit up and take notice right away
Only guys like me could detect dat
they forgot line now and den, and
dis happens ter even de best NV 'em
Well, guess I said enuff. ! hopes
dey get anoder one up soon; and il
dey hires me I'll give 'em somtine
different. But amt a amaturer
like dem. But wisht I could act en-
sing and dance, en- lead music like
Mr.. Tams, and do every ting dey did,
cause I could make money as pro-
ffessional. Goodbye.