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The Glenwood post., 1916-12-09
BURIED IN LEApv11LE

Patrick Lunney was given the final
summons Monday morning at ten
O'Clock at the family home on Palmer
avenue. Mr.. Lunney was 65 years of
age and leaves wife and two daugh-
ters, Miss Agnes, who is a nurse at the
sanitarium and Miss Mabel.
Tho remains were prepared for ship
ment by w. n. Farnum and a brother
of Mr.. Lunney's from the White river
country, the wife and daughters accom-
panied the deceased to Leadville. Fun
eral services were conducted by Father
o'Malley at the Church of Ascension
and burial took place in the family lot
in the cemetery in Leadvillo, Wednos.
day afternoon. !
The Glenwood post., 1916-12-09
Trout's REVENGE on BIro.

Greed seems to have 'wreaked venge-
ance on an avaricious kingfisher that
piled the Yaquima river near Elk City,
Ore, according to Wilmer Nelson, who
lives on the bank. The boy noticed
the bird dive and bring to the surface
an unusually large trout. Then en-
sued a battle royal, the fish trying to
escape and the bird trying to swallow
its prey. When the kingfisher ap-
peared distressed the boy went out in
boat, picked up the bird. dead. with
the big trout stuck In its gullet.
The Glenwood post., 1916-12-09
DEUTSCHLAND TO BRING
XMAS GIFT TO WILSON

Geneva, Switzerland, Dec. 6.-via
London.-Emperor William will send to
President Wilson as Christmas pres
ent deluxe set of American authors,
specially prepared, printed and bound
at the royal printing works in Berlin,
according to the Budapest newspaper
Az Est. The German submarine
deutschland, the newspaper says, will
carry the gift to the United States on
her next trip across the Atlantic.
Emperor Williams Christmas gift to
Pope Benedict will be Bible magnifi-
Gently illuminated and bound.
The Glenwood post., 1916-12-09

Major George W. Teideman of Sa,
vannah, Ga, tells the following about
the old-time Georgia editor who was
usually mayor, justice of the peace,
and real estate agent as well.
Upon one occasion one of these edi
tors was busy writing an editorial On
the tariff when Georgia couple came
in to be married. Without looking up
without once Stacking his pen, the edi'
tor said:
"Time's money; want her,"
,-s EYES," said the youth.
"Want himH' the editor nodded to.
ward the girl.
"Yes,' she replied.
MAN and wife, pronounced the
editor, his pen still writing rapidly
"One dollar. Bring load of wood for
it. One-third pine; balance oak. -
Everybody's.
The Glenwood post., 1916-12-09
Business System In Paraguay.

An unusual custom prevails in Par
aguay, and it is known as contra ac-
counts" The wholesaler sells the
goods he buys from the foreign man
ufacturer to small dealers through the
interior of the country, and makes
over the bills against these small deal.
ers to the manufacturer from whom
he purchases as collateral security for
his own Indebtedness. The established
length for credits, In this country, Is
six months.
The Glenwood post., 1916-12-09
When He Worked.

A celebrated author thus sketched
out his daily program to an interview.
er: Rise at II, breakfast at 12; atten.
ton to mail; few afternoon calls; q
ride in the park; dinner; the theater !;
and then to bed. But when do you do
your literary work7" he was asked
"Why, the next day, of course" was
the reply.
The Glenwood post., 1916-12-09
Before He Shaved.

Zone last look at your face" she
said. II want to remember you as you
once were" For she knew that ne was
an unskillful shaver Then she got him
his cup Of lather and proceedings be.
charlottesville Courier-Journal
The Glenwood post., 1916-12-09

When old Peter arrived at the sta
tion with goat he had brought to ship,
the freight agent could find no tag.
"Say, Unc' Peter!' he called,
,"what's this animals destination 20
"Sah?'
"Where is this goat going1"
@ Uncle Peter shuffled up and present
ly found the frayed end of the tag still
attached to the rope about the animal s
neck. In alarm he wrenched open, the
goat s mouth and looking in, exclaimed:
CLAW! Marse Tom, dis yer fool goat
done ct up de place whar he gwine
The Glenwood post., 1916-12-09

A Missouri farmer had ordered a
fancy pig from a breeder. The pig
was mere mite of pig and the far.
mer sent it back.
"Dear Sir he wrote; "from the
comparative size of the pig and the
bill, I am forced to the conclusion that
yeu got them mixed. You should have
sent the pig by mail and the bill by
express. Youth s Companion.
The Glenwood post., 1916-12-09
BELIEVES IN WoMENs' CLUBS

DR.. Lyman Abbott, the famous
ANTI" said at a luncheon in New
York:
"Some people think because I op.
pose universal suffrage, that I am very
severe and harsh on the subject of wo.
men.
"These people, in fact, liken me to
the man who was asked:
&c Do you believe in clubs for wo.
men?'
" Sure I do, the man replied
'Clubs, sandbags, flatirons-any old
thing!'n
The Glenwood post., 1916-12-09
It's Probable Meaning.

II see they have just dug up cor
nerstone Of library in Greece on
which was inscribed 1900 B. c." re-
marked student to a Scotchman
What do you suppose it meansT 1T
Gamma mean bu' one thing" answered
the Scot. solemnly. Before Carnegie"
Christian Register.
The Glenwood post., 1916-12-09
Niaoara's Rainbow,

That rainbows are often seen across
the mists Of Niagara falls Is a fact,
but we do not think the phenomenon
is as perfect, that is to say, as dis
tinct, as the bow sometimes seen
across the heavens 1t Is distinct
enough, however, to be called a rain.
bow.
The Glenwood post., 1916-12-09
News,

The word news" is commonly sup
posed to be derived from the adjective
new. 1t is said, however, that its orr
gin Is traceable to custom in former
times of placing In the newspapers Of
the day the initial letters Of the car
dinal points of the compass, N. E. w.
s. These letters were to indicate that
the paper contained intelligence from
four quarters of the globe.
The Glenwood post., 1916-12-09

United States Products In ireland.
AT q recent cattle and pig fair In .
refnsts part Of Ireland the merchants
disr1aSsd carpet sweepers, kerosene
ranges fountain pens, tools, pencils,
rolled cats and automobiles, all made
In de United States.
The Glenwood post., 1916-12-09
Reason For II.

AS the government entomologist sees
1t, there Is no reason why people
should not eat bugs, like the birds. The
chief reason seems to be that they are
not near enough to actual starvation
to be out of their senses.-kansas City
Journal.
The Glenwood post., 1916-12-09
Preparation for Greatness.

1t does not matter If the greatest
thing for you to do be not in itself
great. The best preparation for great.
ness comes in doing faithfully the lit.
tie things that lie nearest. The near.
est is the greatest in most human lives
David Starr Jordan.
The Glenwood post., 1916-12-09
Really Mothers Fault,

Her grandma was visiting at the
house and Lucille slept with her that
night. The Dsxt morning grandma
said: Lucille, what makes you kick
so7 Why don't you lie still at night?"
Lucille answered: II can't stop,
drandma, cause mother never
teached me not to kick when I was lit.
tle."
The Glenwood post., 1916-12-09
Needs Little PUMPING Machinery

Needs Little Pumping Machinery.
Russia, in proportion to population,
uses less pumping machinery than any
other large nation, as water Is found
either too near the surface to require
1t, or SO deep that artesian wells are
preferable.
The Glenwood post., 1916-12-09
Readers Grave Error.

EAST Lynne" which ultimately
proved more valuable than gold
mine to those who published and pro-
duced it in book and play form, is said
70 have been rejected in manuscript
by George Meredith, the author, when
he was render for Chapman & Wall
Of London.
The Glenwood post., 1916-12-09
Cause Of Disanection.

Dissatisfaction with our nfe's en-.
deavor springs in some degree from
dullness. We require higher tasks be-
cause we do not realize the height Of
those we have.-Robert Louis Steven.
son.
The Glenwood post., 1916-12-09
"NutshejI,n

'That crazy nut over there got SO
violent yesterday the warden had to
put him in a straitjacket," said the
guard at the insane asylum. "Umphl
said the facetious visitor, that's what
I call putting It In q nutshell"
The Glenwood post., 1916-12-09
Proper Use Of Wealth.

To acquire great wealth show great
vigor, to keep 1t requires great wis
dom, and to use it well is virtue and
an art.
The Glenwood post., 1916-12-09
Industry.

IL Industry is In itself, and when prop
erly chosen, delightful and profitable
to the worker; and when your toll has
been . pleasure you have not earned
money merely, but money, health, de-
light and moral profit all In one.-Rob-
ert Louis Stevenson.
The Glenwood post., 1916-12-09
Press Succeeds Hammer

In German steel works hydraulic
press that can exert pressure Of H.
600 tons has replaced steam hammer
that shook the earth for long DIS
tance every time 1t was used.
The Glenwood post., 1916-12-09
Daily Thought.

The acknowledgment Of our weak
ness is the first step toward repairing
our loss.-Thomas kempis.
The Glenwood post., 1916-12-09
Gould EaslIy Make q chanoe,

He-"I don't see why you refer 20
constantly to my old faults" She
II don't see why, either. You certain
~ acquire plenty Of new ones every
day."--Richmond Times-Dispatch.
The Glenwood post., 1916-12-09
DETECTED

Ny dear, did you make this p,-t
ding out of the cookery booki"
"Yes, love.n
"Well, I thought I tasted one Of thr
covers. '-6aered Heart Rsvisw.
The Glenwood post., 1916-12-09
Daily rhouoht.

It is sign Of a great mind to de-
spise greatness, and to prefer things in
measure to things = excess. Seneca.
The Glenwood post., 1916-12-09
Good Rule to Follow.

II we are ever In doubt what to do,
It Is good rule to ask ourselves what
we shall wish on the morrow that We
had done.
The Glenwood post., 1916-12-09

oll psysss IL - Sisa ~ slssA
The Glenwood post., 1916-12-09

Optimistic Thought w
Availability Is Of this world; In that
to come there u no change.
The Glenwood post., 1916-12-09

oA sasss ~ - = - etnsA
The Glenwood post., 1916-12-09

Miss Mabel Moore and Carl Trainor
showed decided artistic ability in ar
ranging the display of electrical appar.
atus and the decorations at the Elec-
trio show. 1t was huge undertaking
to convert an empty building into such
scene of loveliness and the success
of the electric show of this year, is due
almost entirely to their fertile brains
and untiring efforts. ga
The Glenwood post., 1916-12-09

Horace T., DeLong of Grand Junction,
former senator from the Sixteenth sen.
atorial district, was business visitor
to Glenwood yesterday and the Post
man greatly enjoyed visit with him.
Mr.. DeLong is magnetic speaker,
with firm convictions on the temper.
ace question and has greatly aided in
the advancement of the temperance
cause during the past few years. Dur
ing the past campaign his ability was
in demand in Nebraska and he had a big
part in the work of putting that state
in the dry column. He was fortified
with letters from prominent citizens OF
Colorado, setting forth the very salts
factory results of prohibition in this
state, and thus he spoke as one having
authority, and the effect was just what
ono might reasonably expect.
Evening journal., 1916-04-08
(THE END.)
SOCIAL NOTES.

Come on, girls-young and old
send in your spring PONIES. We ed.
is going fishing next week and he's
got TO have something TO fill up the
paper with.
Miss Amarantha ScOggs has de-
nounced her engagement to VIII
Tutue and has gave the ring back.
The new station agent has got his
truck garden all planted but ne
says he don't expect to be so sue
cessful as he was in his last place
where there was only one train a
day Our two trains disturb his
gardening too much.
That fresh travelling man who
posted an old circus poster on the
side of the postofico last week will
keep out Of this town if he don't
want 20 get done up by about BIG
little boys who almost died OF dis
appointment when they found that
the poster was a fake.
Prince Mousley has just come
back from New York with a new
game he's going to introduce here.
You play it with sticks like hockey
sticks only It is much different
from hockey because it's a favorite
game with fat men and is played
mostly in summer, not winter.
Evening journal., 1916-04-08
EDITORIAL.

The fire department has been
called out for six false alarms in
the last six weeks-and all OF
them are getting mighty tired Of
IL.
If the scoundrels who have been
fooling with the bell knew how
much trouble they caused. perhaps
they wouldn't be so fresh.
The firemen have been going ev-
erywhere in town looking for the
fire. The last place the chief vis-
tied was O'Tooles cafe. which he
inspected so thoroughly that he
didn't remember about the deacon
till four hours later. thereby losing
as good a patient as ever sat in a
BARRIERS chair.
So. Williams. you see how your
pranks interfere with the COM
merce and trade Of our rising COM
munity. Beware!i
All Briggs, our talented local
barber. has got q new funny
magazine in his studio for
the use of his patients who wait
for him TO begin operations. We
don't know how funny il is our
selves, because we didn't get
shaved last week.
John Cummings OF Barlows Cor
ners came to town last night to
start buying a sewing machine for
Mrs. Cummings on the installment
plan He said he hoped to get it all
paid for if he lived that long.
Evening journal., 1916-04-08
QUICK RELIEF FROM
CONSTIPATION
Get DR.. Edwards
Olive Tablets

That Is the joyful cry Of thousands since
DR.. Edwards produced Olive Tablets, the
substitute for calOmel.
DIR. Edwards, practicing physician for
Il years and calomels old-time enemy,
discovered the formula for olive Tablets
while treating patients for chronic consu-
patton and torpid livers.
Dr. Edwards Olive Tablets do not con-
tain calomel. but healing, soothing vege-
table laxative.
No gripinc Is the Keynote" OF these lit
tie sugar-coatcd. olive-colorcd tablets. They
cause the bowels and liver to act normally.
They never force them TO unnatural action.
II you have a "darlJ brown mouth" now
and then-a bad breath-a dull, tired feel
ing-siclS headache-torpid liver and are
constipatod. you'll find quick, sure and only
pleasant results from one or two little DIR.
Edwards Olive Tablets at bedtime.
Thousands take one or two every night
Just 20 keep right. Try them. 10c and ESQ
per box. All druggists.
The Olive Tablet Company, Columbus, y.
Evening journal., 1916-04-08
jews IN ENGLAND See
PALESTINE RESTORED
BY the United Press

by the United Press
LONDON, April S.-Palestine's res
itoration as an independent Jewish
state is considered a serious posslbil-
ity by leading Hebrews i'm England.
The European Jewish organization is
affiliated with the Jewish Congress in
America, which is to meet I'm Wash
ington this winter.
The wars end. they point out. must
bring enormous transfers Of territory.
and II is of this shake-up that the Jews
intend to take advantage. At the meet
ing Of the powers representatives 60
arrange peace terms, the Jews must
see that they are consulted. as Lucien
Wolf. the author. puts il. and he urges
them to work together with the ulti-
mate object not only Of obtaining Just
municipal rights. but OF establishing
eventually a Jewish state IN Pales-
tine
Israel Zanzwill also has reminded
his people that ''if Palestine comes our
way. through falling into England's
power. the Jews must stand united to
take the country over and develop It
as a Jewish state as far as conditions
viii allow"
Evening journal., 1916-04-08
THE GREAT HEAD-CHEESE
MYSTERY.
CONTINUED From Our Last

Hangover" screeched Pete
Poke. the chief detectun, You're
a boneheadl Slowly Pete walked
over TO the wide-open window and
opened it. He drew from his hind
pocket a gyro Xanthy phyclozy. his
own invention. and then attached
il to his head like a feedbag
Even If you are a bOnehead,
even," mused Pete. you'll make a
great sleuth."
Pete looked out the window
through his machine at the new
fallen snow.
"Of course there are no foot
prints"
Hangover, you poor hambone," 3"
resnorted Pete. how could there
be? the crime was committed by a
mad claml"
Evening journal., 1916-04-08

Curry and daughter, Miss Lidie, Of Col
lingswood, n. j., spent Monday with
friends here.-Miss Charlotte Warner
OF North East. is the guest of her
sister. Mrs. Thomas II. Harlan.-Miss
Theresa Finley is visiting friends in
Philadelphia.-Niss Lena Mccoy. OF
Earleville. is the guest Of Miss Ada
Meredith.-Mrs. Victor L. Glover, for
merly Miss Stella Graves, of Elkton.
who has been under treatment at
Saranac Lake. n. y, has returned to
her home in Virginia.
Evening journal., 1916-04-08
ELKTON NEWS HAPPENINGs.

Special to TIE EVENING JOURNAL.
ELKTON. Md, April Exploding
gasoline burned Lawrence Harry, of
Rising Sun. on the face and arms.
Personal. Miss Martha Vandegriit,
of Cecilton, is visiting Miss Sallie Van
dyke, i'm WilmingtOn.-N Miss Nellie
King Of Wilmington, spent Sunday
with her parents, Mr.. and Mrs. J. p.
King. of Wilmington. Miss Addie
Foard. of ST Augustine. is the guest of
her niece. Mrs. Sterling Evans, at her
home on +. Main streot.-Mrs. +. r.
Evening journal., 1916-04-08
BEAR STATION NOTES.

Special to THE EVENING JOURNAL.
BEAR STATION. Del, April s. -
Mrs Alfred j. Davidson is entertain
ing a house party. Among her guests
are Mrs. Preston Kemp and three chill
dren. form Chetenham. Md.
The Guardians OF Delaware State
Camp Fires are considering sites for
a camping ground for The Camp Fire
Girls.
Mrs. Georpe L. Denny. who has been
III, is slowly improving
Evening journal., 1916-04-08

"A mad claml" screamed Hang
over. How do you make that out?'
"Why, YOU crawfish. IL must have
been made by a clam" Pete an
swered "Slnce a clam has no feet
It couldn't leave any footprints.
could itg' Aud the great chief
chuckled as he took off the har-
ness. Hangover. you're a bone
hoadi"
Martinsburg W Va evening journal. [volume] (Martinsburg, W. Va.) 1913-1920, 1916-10-20
COMEDIANS DOUBLE
BLOWS HIMSELF UP
t8y International News Service

t5y International News Service.)
Chisholm }Tinu5 Ocf 20-Derided
because OF his resembla8ae to a Ger
aaja famous character tire comic
eatlaas or the SUNDAY papers Char
les Narila a miner. pfrt dynamite
around his body and exploded it. Ma
ria had been acting angely and
complained to fellow rkmen that
H. uaz tired Of people pobing fun at
HIH= because OF his conc appearance.
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DaIIar Daz-Ueduasday. Oct. y
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CENTRAL OPERA HOUSE

How a girl rises from life in the
slums Of London to one Of the high
est places in English society, then
falls suddenly, when the deception
By which she had climbed is disclos-
ed, is told in Theda Bara's new sub
iect for William Fox, Her Double
Life at the Central tonight.
Miss Bara takes the part of Mary
boone, the tenement child who
makes her home in The Refuge, a
parish house at which Elliot Cliff
ford is pastor. When the call comes
Tor war nurses, Mary answers.
1t the front she meets Lloyd Stan
ley whim she had known in London.
She is saved from dishonor at Stan
ley's hands. After the attack, Mary
finds the body Of a young girl. 1t is
Ethel Wardley, a niece Of Lady Cliff
ford's
Mary changes clothes with Ethel
takes the girls papers and luggage
and goes to Lady Clifford's. She is
received as the niece.
Then Stanley returns to England.
lie brings with him Ethel Wardley.
who has recovered from the wounds
received on the battle line. They 90
together TO the Cliffofds, and are
about 10 disclose the truth about
Mary when the poor girl confesses.
She sees then that further life
with the Gliffords is impossible, al
The citizen-Republican. (Scotland, Bon Homme County, S.D.) 1???-19??, 1916-04-13
COFFEE is GOLD IN MEXICO.
MOVE COAST GUN SO
MILES in THREE HOURS

San Francisco, Cal, April 1O.-Offi-
GERS of the coast artillery here ex-
pressed satisfaction today over a test
made yesterday TO determine the value
of the automobile as a factor in coast
defense.
The Thirteenth company was rushed
from Fort Miley, on San Francisco
harbor, to Half Moon bay, a point on
the coast where an enemy might land.
The artilleryrnen took with them a sew
en- inch howitzer weighing -four tons.
The distance is SO miles yer a hilly
Hoad and the trip with horses would
take, army officers estimated, about a
day and a half. The artillerymen in
motto cars, covered the distance in 80
minutes and the gun was only three
hours on the way and was ready for
action Is minutes after arrival.
The citizen-Republican. (Scotland, Bon Homme County, S.D.) 1???-19??, 1916-04-13
SALTS If BACKACHY OR
KIDNEYS TROUBLE YOU
Eat Less Meat If Your Kidneys Arenf
Acting Right or If Back Hurts or
Bladder Bothers You.

When you wake up with backacne
and dull misery in the kidney region
it generally means you have been eat
ing too much meat, says a well-knoWn
authority. Meat forms uric acid which
oyerworks the kidneys in their effort
to filter it from the blood and they be-
come sort of paralyzed and loggy.
When your kidneys get sluggish ano
clog you must relieve them like you
relieve your bowels; removing all the
body's urinous waste, else you have
backache, sick headache, dizzy spelis'
your stomach sours, tongue is coated
and when the weather is bad you nave
rheumatic twinges. b urine is
cloudy. full Of sediment, channels Oft
en- get sore, water scalds and you are
obliged to seek relief two or three
times during the night.
Either consult a good, reliable physl'
clan at once or get from your pharma'
cist about four nee of Jad salts;
take a tablespoonful in a glass OF
water before breakfast for a few days
and your kidneys will then act line
This famous salts is made from the
acid of grapes and lemon juice, com
bined with lithia, and has been useo
for generations to clean n stimulate
sluggish kidneys, also to neutrailze
acids in the urine so it nc longer lrfi
tates, thus ending bladder
,Jad Salts is a life saver for regular
meat eaters. 1t is inexpensive, cannon
iniure and makes a delightful, ener
vescent Whitewater drink.-AdV.
The citizen-Republican. (Scotland, Bon Homme County, S.D.) 1???-19??, 1916-04-13
PRESIDENT SUFFERS
FROM SERIOUS COLD

Washington, April 10. President
Wilson cnnceled a number Of
ments today because of the cold he
caught, while down the Potomac river
on the Mayflower last Friday night.
The president remained indoors all
day yesterday in the hope that he
could keep engagements today, but this
morning DR.. Grayson ordered that he
remain away from his office. He ex-
poets to be well enough TO hold the
cabinet meeting tomorrow.
The citizen-Republican. (Scotland, Bon Homme County, S.D.) 1???-19??, 1916-04-13
WILL ASK FOR MONEY
FOR TRAINING NJ

Washington, April 10. = Secretary
Baker of the war department today
old Representative Olney, of Massa-
chusetts, he expected to ask congress
for money to maintain citizen soldiers
summer training camps. Representa-
tive Olney urged that from s3,O 600, 900
to $4,000, 900 be requested, saying that
$1,000 civilians could be trained an
nually at such camps with an appro-
priation of SO, 900, 900.
y man who has been arrested 1000
times in the last so years of his IS
years lives in Ballston Spa, N. Y.
The citizen-Republican. (Scotland, Bon Homme County, S.D.) 1???-19??, 1916-04-13
STREET CAR SERVICE
RESUMED I'M TOLEDO

Toledo. Ohio. April 10. - Toledo's
street cars began running today after
being idle two weeks, owing to diff
ferences between the Toledo Railways
& Light company and it's recently or
gained employees. The settlements
with the men means the elimination of
the 3-cent fare. company officials said.
The city law department will tight
this proposal.
The citizen-Republican. (Scotland, Bon Homme County, S.D.) 1???-19??, 1916-04-13
Steel. ORDERS STILL
P|LING UP RAPIDLY
Untitled Tonnage of U. S. Cor
poration Sets New High
Record.

New York. April 1.-THE monthly
statement of untitled orders of the Uni
ted States Steel corporation, issued to-
day. again broke all records. The or
ders stood on March 81 at 9.321.001
tons, an increase of 762,035 tons over
February 20, when they We're SECS, $50
tons, the previous high record