davidaulloa/AmericanStories huggingface dataset:
TaÌˆgliche Omaha tribuÌˆne. [volume] (Omaha, Nebr.) 1912-1926, 1916-07-22
Goneorbia 9antn.g erelm.

$3.50.
gsEIan,neIt. it9 ibetsr 1, uaO 3 aUittpO9
Goneorbia Samea.gsretn.
grdf!ssrtiq E,,g goS5is gss9sd5Ssftt 2o2 3 a.
S 9sSi. ss gsfl aiIf: s snlnn 8 m IA So soas7 ~ sar Sari
Ctr. Sddsmetfier: 9enn Cot, 1928 G. ii.
9try gel. Ibler 1859 5 Sirieent: Drof.
Ibeo; glllS. &eefe 1922 sGbIer Sir, Eel. Col
gerianJHlsIIt, g@ ieOsn i etsHstaa TN SEQ.
fongsprobe ieben 9ienstae.
ct. gtters 9enfin.R Bni anths lfider aran.
Observation-Disclosures
9rifoent: Sreo Soffmann, 1911 DAT Ctr,
gbIer 1928. gise.grdiioeut: Gop. @6infer,
ton erob, 242o {; r. Ctr. 9g5. a5s5e3. q.
IbIssr 1853 g. 3~s9a6meifter: Sol. Gang, SSs5iiI
geriammeIt sl6 ie6en erIten @ountoa i'm
gloEat " Der et. Sofepb's gbuIbaue, IL. uHo
Center Str 4 nbr Hatmittaas.
ct. SofsSb's gerein.
Nrdi6ent: gid @tbmonr, 4014 CHARLES CTR,
Eel. Webttcr 1909. 8t5e,8rdiioent: Geo Soft
mann. "a llro Dodge Ctr. grotofOrsseirea
setrefar: nm. Gternbers, ESQ omaha aetiO5s
nal gaHf, Gel. @ou1Ias 962. GRANDMOTHER.
Sol. laII, 1928 @riitol Git, Eel, Meb. 2O7S.
gerfamntett fb ieSen 4. Gonntde tn
arbeH ber oermanusf5bne, sermnn.asae
Nu. ), Gibsseite.
grdEOsnt; 9enyb @seLt 1921 g1ifouEt HSs,
5sI; 60. 1871. gi8e.9rdii6ent: Wtat Stringe,
l 2lo1 zoos 81 4 ssinrft Ctr, Sa Sci. 5feO *f sss2e 9gS dHaS
%nleiiter: Sn. G1iunrsliHoer, 54t4 9. SO. Git
8eriamnieIt fi9 isOen /. uro 8. Sreitas tn
Msonat i'm 8eutfden 9ais, 44o6 g, is. ctr.
prbea Der Sermaumsj6bue, Sermam.aose
DO. u, Omaha.
graIiocnt: 9egnyrd51 gI9Rgm 5os g: 49, stE;.
sieSss S s9io 9 9. t. T.. e ST.. xe Tsl Boaaias 9 Sss 3.
S9asmeiIter; 6enrp Cid, 400 g. IS. Ctr.
Sci. 9ougIos 1927.
geriantneIt f6 ieoen L. mo s.. Sonntae
I'M mlonnt i'm Geuiineu Sats, 44o6 g. 10. ct.
s6tner Gamp 30. 904, spDohmeH of TIE ssprEb.
Council Commander: So. Seinbdd, II. nno
m1iiourt abc. @ontior e%eiltenant: 3prdee
Ssoi9. g. NIB 9Ones str gIeri; g.
Banter: Seurp Sect 1921 @aiifOurie sIOe,
Beriamneiit a1 ieben /. urb 8. 0onners.
tag ebeno 8 ibr i'm 9eutfGeH @dts, 4406
9. Is. Ctr.
Serman.sOse 80. 90, u. D. u. %.
Shelter strbetter: Mnrttn 3e6metner.
ghriftasetretdr: glie. 8. Spedbt, 2511 Warrb
5trt Gel. Douglas 31S1. Sindn5sSefretdr:
Btiftab S%duetfefL 1924 9. II. Str, Gel.
1889. S9nsmeiiter: Sreo Menaes
oobt, 1917 9irt Stry Gel. @ebfter 3713,
8eriammelt tih iehen l.. 9ienstog I'm Wers
nat IN Der 8Gfbttgton Sale, 10. uHo 9nrrieb
Sarasnri.2Dge 30. SO.
0berioarte: 5rib BIcemer, 1888 6. Is. CTR,
9feb. 7s43. llnteriparte: Cuff. weiit,
Dorcns Ctr. Sefretdr: ssrtk Bran6es,
2425 g. "a. Cir. GeI. 0feb. 1852. @mQbs
.neifter: Mtel6ior eeis, 2215 9. 18. Gr,
IeI. Douglas 1855.
@erfamiieIi fi6 ieoen 2. unb 4 &ieEstua
mi Wlonat abeifh6 5 lfbr in Der B0bIntIHefl
IurnbaIe, 10. uno Biuiarts Ctr.
8rausrei.a rbslte r.iintsriatauss.geref
grifihent: CD. 2e9leiter, 31o2 @. 1e. Ctr.
Gel. 1hter 1928. 9i5es9rdiibent: NHiIib 9tnf,
rs 8tHe Ctr. grptnioIsE efretdr: GmiI Aier.
}1t0 g. 81. en-. Sinan5sSe fretAr: German
teBIer. 1902 DOUGLAS Str, Tel 8 1f40,
z hasmeiitsr: gbriif. @rIeb, 1902 9. IL. Ctr,
lel. Reo $3.50.
8crfanimeIi fb jecen a. Gcnrtoa TIM mo-
lat In Wfueaer's Gale, II. nno Clinton Ctr.
TaÌˆgliche Omaha tribuÌˆne. [volume] (Omaha, Nebr.) 1912-1926, 1916-07-22
Snrnanri.Qnae 0lp. sd.

0beriparte: Trib BIcemer, 1888 6. Is. Ctr,
Eel. 9ieo. 7S43. llnteriunrte: @uf. Weif,
1870 DorcnS Ctr. Sefretdr: Srtt Brdn6es,
2425 q. "a. Ctr, GeI. 0feb. 1852. @nabs
%nleifter; WteI6ior Qets, 2215 9. t8. GT.
Sci. Douglas 1866.
@erfamrieIi ifb feoen 2. unb 4 9jergtuo
int Monat abeih6 s libr in ber B6binlIwei
GurnbaIle, 10. uno BiQians Ctr.
TaÌˆgliche Omaha tribuÌˆne. [volume] (Omaha, Nebr.) 1912-1926, 1916-07-22
Ertsberbanb Emaha trb tinageaewS bes
Gtaatenfrbanb Nebrnafd.

u 4tdI gSlsI "a "a. :. ,g8eieE ddSil =. ssPl1aaFAS
9eiHes 2o10 go1eb CTR. q. 8foe.9rdi6ent:
Tar: @m. 5iernbers, ESQ Omaha gsafI SAM
9Iog, 9oua.- 962. Aorrefponoterenoer un6
Htnatlo'Sefretdr: @ue. &. Gpe9t gitn sou,
33ons. 1881 g9nsmefiteE: Ibec, stnboIO,
1913 peahe1tuortb Str, 8ongI. 1862.
gerfnmnIeIt f6 ie6en sipetten {sreitnn
abefi6 i'm Maordt I'M Seutfnen 9aus, 4408
g. Is. ctr.
TaÌˆgliche Omaha tribuÌˆne. [volume] (Omaha, Nebr.) 1912-1926, 1916-07-22
6rben Der -6ernHanusf5hne, S~ermansasae
Sin. 4, @fhsGrite

NrdIibent: 5enrh geeit, 1921 WliFourt gbe.
Eel. 60. 161. @i5esQrdii6ent: Wlnr Strinfge,
3702 q. II. Ctr. Sefretdr: Saul G.. Senib.
Ter, 2003 Burt Str.t Gel. 9feo. 1882. @6ab.
n1eiiter: Sn. G6iunrsliHoer, 5414 9. 33. CIT,
Eel. Soutb 24f5.
n2oyat i I'M gs, ,fg srOe So, "a u a9os q sS1stsus ~ ~
TaÌˆgliche Omaha tribuÌˆne. [volume] (Omaha, Nebr.) 1912-1926, 1916-07-22
Wi4iaftt Sternber9
DcmtINer NSrokat
3imrner 940-954, Omaha Sectional
8anfa@ eb1li0e.
Eel. DougIas 1852. Omaha, 9ebr.

mnWmnmmmmmmmmHmmHn
TaÌˆgliche Omaha tribuÌˆne. [volume] (Omaha, Nebr.) 1912-1926, 1916-07-22
prbea Der SermanmsISbne, Serman.aose
Nm ~. Emnhn

Shelter glrbetter: Mnrtin 3e6meifer
Ghrift.seiretdr: gLle. 8. Spedt 2511 wlnrct
5trt Gel. Douglas 3f81. Sitdn5sS efretdr
8nitab &dletfen, 1924 @. II. Str, Eel
oobt, 1917 girt Cir, Gel. @ebfter 3713,
@erianInelt fi1 iehen 1. 3ienstaa I'M mo
nat IN Der 8Glbtngton Sale, 10. uno garnet
Strnbe.
TaÌˆgliche Omaha tribuÌˆne. [volume] (Omaha, Nebr.) 1912-1926, 1916-07-22

9rd[oentin: Srau8. asreoe, 4O36 q. "a.
60. CHE, Eel. 60. 1857. gt5esgrdfis
bertitt: 6rau grfiit aoeuig, 2227 Brdnt Cir.
6inaf5s Sefretar: 5ran 8. Braboipsfi. Benton,
glebr. 8rotoiousS efretdr: sSrau 8. S6rnoer,
1905 g. 20. Str., Sp. Si6e, Eel. co. 1885.
Sndkleitter: 6rnu Snhu g9aLfer, 2S0l Charles
Ctr, Eel. Mebfter $780,.
DerfamnteIt flo ieoen /. maitttuon i'm Waos
nat in Der Mobnune Der @htaIieber.
Omaha ACKNOWLEDGEMENTS.
Milford chronicle., 1916-10-20
LISTOFLICENSES

A List of the Names of Persons to
Whom 1 have Issued Licenses, and
the Amounts Received for Same from
October First, 1915, to September
Thirtieth, 1916, Inclusive.
Milford chronicle., 1916-10-20

Cannon, H. p. & Son, Inc. .... 25.11
Carey, George z. ............. $3.50
Carey, James A. ............... $50
Chapman, Jacob r. ......... $50
Chipman Milling Co. .......... $50
Clarke, +. H. & Co. ........... $50
Clendaniel, George w. ...... $40
Clendaniel. Willard H. .......... $40
Coast Fish oil e Fertilizer Co. -. 13.4S
Collins, Joseph ................ 6.21|
Coolspring Canning Co. ...... 700
Cooper, John S. &, Co. ...... $50
Cordrey, William L. ........... $40
Coulter, Robert i. ............... $50
Cramheld, r. b. ................. 5.S2
Milford chronicle., 1916-10-20
LICENSES.

Singer Sewing Machine Co. ...... p so
Abbeville progress. (Abbeville, Vermilion Parish, La.) 1913-1944, 1916-12-16

basement
Bacbroke feelings by Yet
Xmas stood
At o'clock
observing work But dufl
show those childish children how Hon. Mr. downde
chmbleypipe
moonlight With
following articles Of Clothes
minkish ottomobIe
boots Of rubbery exterior
1 Eskimo leather
" Id. resembling whsker
where chimbeypipe
o'clock time Making anectonate
Chmbley could Sufficiently
=
chimbeypipe telephone
childhood voices coming down stairs saying "oh time
slide.
u h. cotton chin. Hon back,
climbing chibey What was Dsncuy could smell slight mud
enjoyed When nearly
suddenly chokes.
"Oh, helup!" golup.
demand belowdown
yelup
individual l
nnamed desperate Xmastree which
While hookandader embrace Hon.
reject him or
silent, slight smell Of smud1.
mpossibity ke1"
sarcasty
Hon. Claus" report
Doors
plenty for Japanese out BY nort him. escortns
outwards with brutal JAM
deploying
In voice together
do a peonl"
So depart on feeling like umpossrbilty.
Hoping the
FAsRIMURA TOGO.
ConvriSht
Abbeville progress. (Abbeville, Vermilion Parish, La.) 1913-1944, 1916-12-16

sluggish liver better than a dose Of
nasty calomel and that it won't make
you sick.
Dodson's Liver Tone is real liver
medicine. You'll know it next morn
ing because you will wake up feeling
fine, your liver will be working, your
headache and dizziness gone, your
stomach will be sweet and your bowels
regular You will feel like working;
you'll be cheerful; full of vigor and
ambition.
Dodson's Liver Tone is entirely
vegetable, therefore harmless and cam
not salivate. Give it to your children!
Millions Of people are using Dodson's
Liver Tone instead of dangerous cal
omel now. Your druggist will tell you
that the sale OF calomel is almost
stopped entirely here-Adv.
Abbeville progress. (Abbeville, Vermilion Parish, La.) 1913-1944, 1916-12-16


On cnuisn cndren require from you
you ENJOY some Sleeping sickness thusy
Hush it," they depose Xmas reco
Are Xmas then
' 10000
not ohcute
Hon St. Claus VIII not arrive of
stand for this
from her HON MRS Madam
s. gfts?" ~ " ~
HE resemble Hon. Flying Duchman suggest slyly wnking
No sue was" e'
How So snatch off for horrors
Lester about this mistaken personality
Not to do" she peevIy
why should not?' o with eyebrows.
Because thus
voice." - ~ $500 ~
How could be deceptve" terry
do this TO children
making
Hon ST. Claus hear and
humiae them by reproahng Hon St
TRUTH
child" negotiate
All no." she
then most happy times
what possible them believe
shall to think something
previously
childish
home slyly like snals walking over upholstery
When nighttime Hester
bedtime and locked
AS soony they make Mrs Mr. Poke
Xmasee him
geny this
standing On limbs resemble fireworks While Hon. Poke
Abbeville progress. (Abbeville, Vermilion Parish, La.) 1913-1944, 1916-12-16
TO PREVENT OLD AGE
COMING TOO SOON

Toxic poisons In the blood are
thrown out by the kidneys. The kid
neys act as filters for such poisons.
II we wish to prevent old age coming
too soon and increase our chances for
a long life, we should drink plenty of
pure water and take a little Anuric,'
says the famous DR.. Pierce of Buffalo,
N. Y.
When suffering from backache, fire.
Quent or scanty urine, rheumatic pains
here or there, or that constant tired.
WORKOUT feeling, the simple way to
overcome these disorders is merely to
obtain little Anuric from your near
est druggist and you will quickly no
tice the grand results. You will find
1t many times more potent than lithia,
and that 1t dissolves uric acid as hot
water does sugar.
Abbeville progress. (Abbeville, Vermilion Parish, La.) 1913-1944, 1916-12-16
WORKING Abandoned Holdings.

Many holdings in Brazil which have
been abandoned for nearly a century
are now being worked and made pro
ductiye. That of the Carmelite monks.
where there is now settled colony of
foreign agriculturiStS. and that Of the
Benedictine monks, worked by the
monks themselves, are among these.
The arcient industry of sugar planting
has been revived to an extent never be
fore known in some states. Many of
the municipalities have revived and
again placed under cultivation old and
abandoned coffee fazendaS.
Abbeville progress. (Abbeville, Vermilion Parish, La.) 1913-1944, 1916-12-16
CALONEL IS MERCURY, IT SICKENS!
STOP USING SAuVATING DRUG
Don't Lose Days Work. If Your Liver Is Sluggish or Bowels
Constituted lake "DOdsOn'S Liver Ione.n-Lts Fine!

You're bilious Your liver is slug
gish! You feel lazy, dizzy and all
Knocked out. Your head is dull, your
tongue is coated; breath bad; stomach
sour and bowels constipated But don't
take salivating calomel 1t makes you
sick, you may lose a days work.
Calomel is mercury or quicksilver
which causes necrosis Of the bones
Calomel crashes into sour bile like
dynamite, breaking it up. That's when
you feel that awful nausea and cramp-
ing.
II you want to enjoy the incest, gen.
test liver and bowel cleansing you
ever experienced just take a spoonful
Of harmless Dodson's Liver Tone. Your
druggist or dealer sells you a 50-cent
bottle OF Dodson's Liver Tone under
my personal money-back guarantee
that each spoonful will clean your
Abbeville progress. (Abbeville, Vermilion Parish, La.) 1913-1944, 1916-12-16
DON'T PUT OFF.

If you are suffering from Dizziness,
Headaches, BiliOuSneSs, Constipation
or Sour Stomach, take one BONDS
LIVER PILL at bedtime tonight. You
will wake up well, without any I'M
pleasant "afteT effects" BONDS
PILLS are sold on their genuine merit,
and never fail to please those who
use them for Malarial troubles. They
are Small, Mild Safe, inexpensive. 25c
All DruggiStS.-Adv.
Abbeville progress. (Abbeville, Vermilion Parish, La.) 1913-1944, 1916-12-16
He Put the Letter in the Fireplace.

ended by grabbing kitty up in his arms.
This was too much, for SnOOksy was
an armful, and down went Wee Billy,
SnOOksy and all.
Such a miX-upi
For a few minutes nothing could be
seen but a roly-poly boy all arms and
legs and a much-alarmed cat who man
aged to crawl from under his little
master and sought the farthest corner
in the front hall from which he could
view Wee Billy Boy safely, and also
be ready to run if such another scene
seemed imminent.
Billy Boy had solved the problem.
What was it his teacher had told him
about the Christmas baby?
The small mind CROPPED for the much
desired information, but in vain. Any
how, it didn't matter. OF course
Santa Claus brought the Christmas
Baby, because he brought all things at
Christmas time; so why not write San
ia and tell him all about 1t.
Wee Billy Boy rushed to mammals
desk and was soon busy. Had he time
to send his letter? 1t still lacked a
week to Christmas and everybody was
busy, so BILLY Boy mustn't bother"
when he had asked his pretty mother !;
but he guessed it wouldn't take long
for a letter to reach such a well-known
old gentleman. So Billy Boy wrote:
Dear Sanity Claus, / want a little
brother, not a big one, but one just
like me becuz get lonesome. your
lovin' billy boy"
He put the letter in the fireplace,
happy in the knowledge that Santa
Claus had received it because it
burned so bootifully."
Wee Billy guarded his precious Sc
cret carefully and counted the days.
He haunted the doors and was in the
way generally, meaning to intercept
anybody bringing baby brother. But
the week passed and a heavy-hearted
little boy was tucked into bed by
Daddy Boy after a strenuous time IN
dressing and the hanging of the stock
ing.
Where was his precious mamma,
why wasn't she there to kiss and tuck
him in?
But Daddy Boy said she was "get-
ting ready for Santa Claus" and Of
course, Daddy Boy knew, but-and the
heavy lids dropped and body grew
quiet. Wee Billy Boy was in Dream
land, having an awful fight with a new
brother, who insisted on sitting on
Snooksy.
Morning dawned and Billy Boy
opened his eyes only to remember the
day, and shouting:
merry Christmas, Mamma, Merry
Christmas, Daddy Boy!"
He jumped out of bed. Daddy Boy
met him at the door, and strange to
say, was all dressed.
did he bring him, Daddy Boy? Obi
Did hep
Bring what, sonY asked Daddy
Boy.
"a brother. / wrote Santa Claus for
a brother" And the blue eyes grew
teary as he looked at his stocking, but
saw no sign of the coveted brother.
you come with me, son; perhaps
you haven't looked In the right place."
And picking up Billy Boy In his
arms, ne tiptoed into mammals room,
and there in his precious mothers bed
was a brand new baby brother.
Santa Claus hadn't forgotten Wee
Billy Boy after all.
Abbeville progress. (Abbeville, Vermilion Parish, La.) 1913-1944, 1916-12-16
OF Course Not.

This health expert says bad cook
ing causes more divorces than any
thing else"
"Oh. You cant believe all the ex-
pertS say. Now, | have il on good au-
thority that cabaretS cause more di-
vorces than anything else. yet hard
ly anybody goes 10 cabaret to eat"
Abbeville progress. (Abbeville, Vermilion Parish, La.) 1913-1944, 1916-12-16
T0RTURING SKIN TROUBLES
That Itch, Burn and Disfisure Healed
by cuticura. Trial Free.

Battle with plenty OF Cuticura Soap
and hot water to cleanse and purify.
Dry lightly and apply Cuticura Oint-
ment to soothe and heal. This stops
itching instantly. clears away pimples,
removes dandruff and scalp irritations,
and heals red, rough, sore hands.
Free sample each by mail with Book.
Address postcard. Cuticura, Dept. L,
Boston. Sold everywhere.-Adv.
Abbeville progress. (Abbeville, Vermilion Parish, La.) 1913-1944, 1916-12-16
Extra LARGE Size.

There goes Miss Grabcoin, the
heiress. 1t is said that duke once
drank champaign out of her slipper
Possibly So" answered the caustlc
young women. "Some of those foreign
noblemen have an astonishing ca
pacity for wine"
Abbeville progress. (Abbeville, Vermilion Parish, La.) 1913-1944, 1916-12-16
Ejuhty Per Cent.

"The Browns are celebrating their
silver wedding next Saturday"
"Their silver wedding? Why, they've
been married only five years"
81 know, but that's five times as long
as anybody expected them to stay mar
ried, so they feel that they are entitled
to a discount"
Abbeville progress. (Abbeville, Vermilion Parish, La.) 1913-1944, 1916-12-16
Crude.

THAT young man is out to make q
name for himself"
What's the matter2 Amt he salts
fed with the one his father gave himT
Detroit Free Press.
Abbeville progress. (Abbeville, Vermilion Parish, La.) 1913-1944, 1916-12-16
As Time Changes.

"a man used to be afraid his wife
would find out that he had been to see
Il big spectacular show with "A ballet. "
yes. And now he's regarded as an
inconsidcrutc person If he doesn't go
to every one that comes along and take
the entire family"
Abbeville progress. (Abbeville, Vermilion Parish, La.) 1913-1944, 1916-12-16
A Texas Woman
San Antonio, Texas.-"I have used
DR.. Perce's Favorite Presentation and

Golden Medical
Discovery an d
find both fine
medicines. / rec
o m m end the
Golden Medical
Discovery, as a
blood tonic and
the Fl vorite
Prescription for
women that are
In III health and
need a wOman's
tonic. TRY thpse
Abbeville progress. (Abbeville, Vermilion Parish, La.) 1913-1944, 1916-12-16

IMITATION is SINCEREST FLATTERY
ton has not the worth of the original.
Insist on La Creole" Hair Dressing
it's the original. Darkens your hair in
the natural way, but contains no dye.
Price s1.00.-Adv.
Abbeville progress. (Abbeville, Vermilion Parish, La.) 1913-1944, 1916-12-16
Shutting Him Up.

what you eat you become de
clared the talkative man.
For YOU" said the other. 81 would
recommend a steady diet of clam chow
der"
Abbeville progress. (Abbeville, Vermilion Parish, La.) 1913-1944, 1916-12-16

remedies and you will never regret II"
MRS. w. b. REYNOLDS. JOG Sharer
St, San Antonio. Texas.
DR.. Pierce's Pleasant Pellets are the
best little liver pills because entirely
vegetable. No calomel. All druggists
sell them.-Adv.
Abbeville progress. (Abbeville, Vermilion Parish, La.) 1913-1944, 1916-12-16
A Worker.

Working men today are running
their owl automobiles" Ever try to
crank up one?" inquired Mr.. Chuggins?
IF you have you know that man who
runs his own car is obliged to be a
working man."
Abbeville progress. (Abbeville, Vermilion Parish, La.) 1913-1944, 1916-12-16

BREAD WITHOUT SALT IS TASTELESs
A medicine chest without Magic Ar
MICA Liniment is useless. Best of all
liniments for sprains, swellings,
bruises, rheumatism and neuralgia.
Three sizes. 25c, SOC and $1.00.-Adv.
Abbeville progress. (Abbeville, Vermilion Parish, La.) 1913-1944, 1916-12-16
Flattery.

Mrs. Green flattered me greatly
yesterday, and knew she was tlatter-
ing, too"
That so? What did she say"
"She said | had wonderful hus-
band"
Abbeville progress. (Abbeville, Vermilion Parish, La.) 1913-1944, 1916-12-16
Making u Fly.

"That aviator will take up a passen-
ger Is minutes for SIS" "What of it?"
MY wife doesn't care to go up, but
spending money at the rate of 81 a
minute has strong attractions for her."
Louisville Courier-Journal.
Abbeville progress. (Abbeville, Vermilion Parish, La.) 1913-1944, 1916-12-16
Safe Pet

"Flubdub says we can have his
moral support"
what does that mean?"
81 take it to mean he won't give a
cent. COurier-JOurnal.
Abbeville progress. (Abbeville, Vermilion Parish, La.) 1913-1944, 1916-12-16
"Rettcr Late Than Never"

The Suitor-"Why won't you be
mine? I'm perfectly devoted to you.
I'd die for YOU" The Maid-"I know
you would, old dear. But you're such
a procrastinator."
Abbeville progress. (Abbeville, Vermilion Parish, La.) 1913-1944, 1916-12-16
An ADVANTAGE,

you seem to attach great impor-
lance to the secret ballot" Il do. It's
what enables a silent voter to claim af-
ter election that he voted for the sue
cessful candidate"
Abbeville progress. (Abbeville, Vermilion Parish, La.) 1913-1944, 1916-12-16

After thirty years experience in the
drug business. / can truthfully say that
1 have never seen a remedy equal to
Tetterine for Skin diseases. few an
plicatiOns have made a complete cure
OF letter on hands. which l had almost
despaired of ever curing. / also find il
unequaled for chapped and rough
skin" Boland b. Hall, Druggist, Ma
con. Ga.
Tetterine, 80 cents a druggists or by
mail from J. T. Shuptrine. Savannah,
Ga. Adv.
Abbeville progress. (Abbeville, Vermilion Parish, La.) 1913-1944, 1916-12-16
Sure Proof.

Can you give me any proof that
Bacon did not write the great plays2"
Certainly. If he had, Shakespeare's
fat would have been in the fire before
this"
Abbeville progress. (Abbeville, Vermilion Parish, La.) 1913-1944, 1916-12-16
Cold Calculation

Quality is more to be desired than
quantity" said the man of artistic in
clinatiOns.
mot always" replied the practical
person. "A diamond is pure carbon.
But you can't get the action from it
that you can from a ton Of coal"
Abbeville progress. (Abbeville, Vermilion Parish, La.) 1913-1944, 1916-12-16
Its Class.

She-I waive all claims to your pitt
full, unworthy, utterly despicable af-
fectionS.
He-Whew' but that was some hot
waive.
Abbeville progress. (Abbeville, Vermilion Parish, La.) 1913-1944, 1916-12-16
CAPUDINE
For Headaches

Try il and be convinced. Good for
aches in back and limbs also-ASSiSts
Nature to get right and stay so. It's
Liquid-CaSy to take.-Adv.
Abbeville progress. (Abbeville, Vermilion Parish, La.) 1913-1944, 1916-12-16
ON FIRST SYMPTOMS

use "Renovine' and be cured Do not
wait until the heart organ is beyond
repair. "RenOvine' is the heart and
nerve tonic. Price soc and s100.-Adv.
Abbeville progress. (Abbeville, Vermilion Parish, La.) 1913-1944, 1916-12-16

According to British chemist. to-
bacco ashes contain 20 per cent of
potash.
Abbeville progress. (Abbeville, Vermilion Parish, La.) 1913-1944, 1916-12-16
Automatic Mischief.

what Is the baby doing with the
scissors. JaneP
Good gracious She must think
she's in the automobile. She's cutting
out your muff1er."
Abbeville progress. (Abbeville, Vermilion Parish, La.) 1913-1944, 1916-12-16
FOR TETTER, sCALY FACE ERUP-


Use Tetterine. 1t is also an absolute
cure for Eczema, Ringworm. Erysipe-
las. Infants Sore Head and all other
itching cutaneous diseases. 1t gives
instant relief and effects permanent
cures.
Abbeville progress. (Abbeville, Vermilion Parish, La.) 1913-1944, 1916-12-16
A HINT TO WISE WOMEN

Don't suffer torture when all female
troubles will vanish in thin air after using
"Femenina." Price SOC and ST. oo.-Adv
Abbeville progress. (Abbeville, Vermilion Parish, La.) 1913-1944, 1916-12-16

sympathy he adds from so to 100 per
cent to his choicest hard-luck stories.
Abbeville progress. (Abbeville, Vermilion Parish, La.) 1913-1944, 1916-12-16
hAiSNlF1ORk 1880
ON CHRISTMAS &E<9
" WALtHce RWM S Z lSQSs;zJs
TO Ed0 O realize hO eNe

IN NIX SIR: Merry Xmas though fill me with
is else My brain refuse to rn- bells in connection
WIN this annual jngng Perhapsy it is because of
ioHo"lhg anecdote which happen 10
Al home of Mrs & Mr.. j. Poke, Rockpile, " j. which
Is on the list of places where longer there was
tho!ed in their midst. That family contained only two
~ complete children, but they sufficiently plenty
10y name they was Hester and Lester. aged respect
iuIS. these youngy persons. when healthy full OF
''iuE amuSements including disl-break, runaway,
ocRaDoutS and whiting pencils with Fathers safety
razor.
But by approach of Xmas time they suddenly became
o'herWlSe notice this because seen it. They walk
around with Y NJ c. A expression of toes and seem too
Abbeville progress. (Abbeville, Vermilion Parish, La.) 1913-1944, 1916-12-16

Remember, young man, that little
encouragement during leap year is
dangerous thing.
Abbeville progress. (Abbeville, Vermilion Parish, La.) 1913-1944, 1916-12-16
OnIv One Straioht Road.

The ways that lead to destruction
there are many of them; but there is
only one road that leads to Dfe.-Ex.
change.
Abbeville progress. (Abbeville, Vermilion Parish, La.) 1913-1944, 1916-12-16

Stop watches which register flftieths
and hundredths of second have been
perfected for accurate timing.