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River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1916-11-23
Third Regiment Coming Home.

Camp Wilson, San Antonio, Tex
When Major General Funston desig-
mated the Third Wisconsin infantry to
be one of five regiments on the border
to be returned home, the regimental
band struck up "Hot Time" and for
five hours the noise of cheering, shout
ing Guardsmen reechOed through the
camp. Grouped in columns behind its
band, the regiment marched up and
down the officers street.
kilograms recalling Capt. Paul
Clemens Of the Superior supply Office
and Capt. A. w. FIuegel, Superior,
who had left on a leave of absence,
were sent by Colonel Richards. Check
ing record and supplies will keep the
regiment at San Antonio for zen days
or two weeks. The regiment was re-
cruited from Eau Claire, La Crosse,
Superior, Rice Lake, MenoInonie, Hud
son, Wausau, Sparta, Tomah, Mantle
woe, MaustOn, Neillsville and Portage.
The regiment will be mustered out
at Fort Sheridan, H., and probably re-
turn home from there,
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1916-11-23
These Jobs Are Healthy.

Breweries and tanneries and print
ing-ink factories confer an exemption
from tuberculosis, and employees in
turpentine factories never have rheu-
matism. Copper mining excludes the
possibility of typhoid among the work
eTs. Shepherds enjoy remarkable
health. Men and women working in
lavender, whether gathering or distill-
ing it, are said never to suffer from
neuralgia or nervous headache.
Lavender, moreover, is as good as a
sea voyage for giving tone to the sys-
tenn. Persons suffering from nervous
breakdown frequently give their serv-
ices gratis to lavender planters in or
der that they may build up their vital
Ity. Salt miners can wear summer
clothes in blizzard weather without
fear Of catching cold, for colds are
unknown among these workers.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1916-11-23
Minnesota Women

st. Paul, Mimi have taken many
kinds of kidney medicine but / never
found any relief until I took DR..
Pierce's Anuric Tablets, so 7 can truly
recommend these tablets to all suffer
ers Of kidney troubles. / think [ am
q well woman in regard 20 kidney trou-
BILE. Whoever is troubled with the kid
neys should not hesitate to get these
Anuric Tablets for they are 2o0Ttb their
qOeight in g0Id."-MRS. w. LINDSEY,
227 Grove Street.
Minneapolis, 1Tinn.-"A short time
ago l became all rundown and weak,
also was very nervous due principally
to wOman's trouble. At times was very
miserable. / saw DR.. Pierce's Favor
ite Prescription advertised as being
good for this condition. | got it at
once and one bottle completely cured
me so that have not had any trouble
since. I am in better health than |
have ever been, due, | am sure, to this
medicine. | can safely recommend it
to Others."-AIISS JULIA CARROLL
1872 4th Street N.-Adv.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1916-11-23
TO PREVENT OLD AGE
COMING TOO SOON +!

"Toxic poisons in the blood are
thrown out by the kidneys. The kid
neys act as filters for such poisons.
If we wish to prevent old age coming
too soon and increase our chances for
long life, we should drink plenty OF
pure water and take a little Anuric,'
says the famous DR.. Pierce of Buffalo,
n. y.
When suffering from backache, fire.
quent or scanty urine, rheumatic pains
acre or there, or that constant tired,
wOrn-out feeling, the simple way to
overcome these disorders is merely to
obtain q little Anuric from your near
est druggist and you will quickly no.
tice the grand results. You will find
1t thirty-seyen times more potent than
Hthia, and that it dissolves uric acid
as hot water does sugar.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1916-11-23
Boards Powers Restored.

The industrial cOmmiSsiod has the
right to regulate the hours and condl-
tons of labor of women, according to
the modified ruling of the supreme
court in the case of the bange Can
ming company against the state. A
rehearing was denied in this case, ana
the former mandate holds, but the
modification re-establishes the author
ity of the Industrial commission to
rule in such cases.
The opinion of Justice M. 3. Rosen-
berg says:
eve are Of the opinion that the stat
ute may properly be construed as lay
ing down the general rule that women
shall not be permitted to work in any
place for such period Of time as shall
be preiudicial to their health and au-
thOrizing the industrial commission
upon investigation to determine as
fact what class or classes of employ
ment are dangerous or prejudicial to
the life, health, safety or welfare OF
females and to determine as fact
how long females may be engaged in
the several classes Of employment rea-
sonably without danger or prejudice
to the life, health, safety or welfare
Of such females and to establish by
general orders such classification and
the time which females may labor
therein, so found; and we are of the
opinion that as so construed and to
that extent the law should be upheld,
for the reason that the authority thus
conferred invests the commission with
no arbitrary and uncontrolled discre-
ton, but directs them to ascertain the
facts and to apply the rules of law
thereto under the prescribed terms
and conditions. Such action is not
legislative in character, but is the per-
Torrance of an executive and minis
terial duty within the regulations pro-
vided in the act.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1916-11-23

make the following test: See how long
you can work or how far you can walk
without becoming tired. Next take
two five-grain tablets of ordinary nux-
ated iron three times per day after
meals for two weeks. Then test your
strength again and see for yourself
how much you have gained. / have
seen dozens of nervous, rundown peo-
pie who were ailing all the time double,
and even triple their strength and en-
durance and entirely get rid of their
symptoms Of dyspepsia, liver and other
troubles in from ten to fourteen days
time simply by taking iron in the
proper form, and this, after they had
in some cases been doctOring for
months without obtaining any benefit.
You can talk as you please about all
the wonders wrought by new remedies,
but when you come down TO hard facts
there is nothing like good old iron to
put color in your cheeks and good
sound, healthy flesh on your bones. It
is also q great nerve and stomach
strengthened and the best blood builder
in the world. The only trouble was
that the old forms OF inorganic iron
like tincture OF iron, iron acetate, ETC.,
often ruined peoples teeth, upset their
stomachs and were not assimilated and
for these reasons they frequently did
more harm than good. But with the
discovery Of the newer forms of or
ganic iron all this has been oyercome
Nuxated Iron, for example, is pleasant
to take, does not injure the teeth and
IS almost Immediately beneficial.
NOTT-The manufacturers of NGSated
Iron have such unbounded confidence il
It's potency that they authorize the an
nouncement that they will forfeit $1,000
TO any Charitable Institution if they can
not take any man or woman under sixty
who lacks iron and increase their strength
zoo per cent or over in four weeks time.
provided they have no serious organic
trouble. Also they will refund your
money in any case in which Nuxated Iron
does not at least double your strength in
ten days time. 1t is dispensed by most
druggists. If your druggist or general
store Is without a supply. ask them tc
Cat u for you.-Adv
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1916-11-23
Hone-Ground Flour and Cereals.

FOF1e-Gc0UnQ FIOuF ana OereatS.
Grinding wheat to make flour may
be done at home as easily as the grind
ing of coffee. And thus family may
have whole wheat -four, freshly ground.
thing that is usually difficult to OBJ
tain. The New York Medical Journal
advises it's readers to buy their wheat
rom seedsmen rather than from gro
.ers or feed stores because it will be
'heaper and more efficient
The grinder can be used also for
tracking wheat, corn, barley, oats,
rye and other grains for use as break
fast cereals. And the cereals will need
chewing, which will not only strength
IN the muscles of the chewers' jaws,
but will keep their teeth from decay,
that is if they begin as children.
Homemade cereals need long cook
ing, so fireless cooker is almost indis-
pensable.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1916-11-23
Defective FIues Are Costly.

Defective chimneys, lighting and
threshing engines were the chief
causes of fires reported to State Fire
Marshal NJ J. Cleary during the
month of October. Of the fires re-
ported that month 35 were due to
chimneys, entailing loss of $36,OS6;
81 to lightning, with loss OF $29,O4o'
and 20 to threshing machines, with
loss of $24 800. The largest individual
losses, however, came from other
causes. The total number of fires re-
ported was 24O, with total losses OF
1892 045. This record is close to that
of September, when the number OF
fires reported was also 24O and the
total losses $44O,O25. In October, 1918
21S fires were reported, with aggregate
losses of 1851, 120.
Classified by occupancy, dwelling
fires led in number with "a losses, to-
falling $66,235. Barn fires came next,
the number being 66 and the losses
S11O,37O. Six warehouse fires entailed
losses of $40, 100, and three factory
fires losses of $63, 500. Fires Of I'M
known origin were IL, with losses OF
$2O4,8 $50.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1916-11-23

NEW YORK, N. Yin a recent dis
course DIR. e. Sauer, Specialist. Of this
city said: If you were to make an &C
tual blood test on all people who are
i'll you would probably be greatly as
tOniShed at the exceedingly large num-
Der who lack iro~ and who are Ill for
no other reason than the lack Of iron.
The moment iron is supplied all their
multitude of dangerous symptoms dis
appear. Without iron the blood at once
loses the power 70 change food into liv-
Ing tissue and therefore nothing you
eat does you any good; you don't get
the strength out CT it. Your food
merely passes through your system
like corn through q mill with the
rollers so wide apart that the mill can't
grind. AS a result of this continuous
blood and nerve starvation, people be-
come generally weakened. nervous and
all run down and frequently develop
all sorts of conditions. One is too
thin; another is burdened with IN
healthy fat; some are so weak they
can hardly walk; some think they have
dyspepsia, kidney or liver trouble !;
some can't sleep at night, others are
sleepy and tired all day; some fussy
and irritable; some skinny and blood
less, but all lack physical power and
endurance. In such cases, it is worse
than foolishness to take stimulating
medicines or narcotic drugs, which only
whip up your tagging vital powers for
the moment, maybe ct the expense of
your life later on. No matter what
anyone tells you, if you are not strong
and well you owe It to yourself to
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1916-11-23
His Advice.

II want some advice" said the young
Elatron as she seated herself in the
elderly lawyers office.
"Well, madam" he asked, courteous
~, what is the trouble?"
''EIy husband has lied to me-"
"How SOP"
"He told me-" she sobbed, she was
working overtime at the office and
gave me the ten dollars he made-and
this morning / found a poker chip in
his pocket. l want your advice on
what l ought to do about it."
"Well, my advice" said the lawyer,
lis to tell your husband if he will per-
sist in putting his chips in his pocket,
to be sure that he cashes them ALL
Exchange.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1916-11-23
Grocery Humors.

Almost every station in life has ita
amusing side, and the shopkeeper has
his share of fun. Probably few people
think what a menagerie a grocer
stocks. He sells Monkey soap
Donkey stone, "Tiger" matches, "Ze'
bra" blackIead, robin" starch. An
invoice, then, may contain the follow
ing:
Zebra Id, Monkey Id, Donkey ID,
Tigers 71ad., Robin 3d.; but the climax
is reached when two items on q bin
are, 81 Family ASS" and Essence OF
Rats" These are nothing to be
afraid Of meaning only l ID. of Fam
lily Assorted" biscuits and one bottle
of essence Of Ratafia-London Mail.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1916-11-23

neighbor told my mother about Lydia
E. Pinkham' s Vegetable Compound and
/ took it, and now I feel like a new
person. / don't suffer any more and
am regular every month. Mrs. HAZEL
HAMILTON, 822 South 18th st.
When a remedy has lived for forty
years, steadily growing in popularity
and influence, and thousands upon
thousands of women declare they owe
their health to it, is it not reasona-
BILE to believe that it is an article Of
great merit?
IfyOu want special advice write
TO Lydia 2. Pinkham Medicine
Co. (cOnfidentiaD, Lynn, Mass
Your letter will be opened, read
and answered by a woman and
held in strict confidence,
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1916-11-23

The cost of food today is a serious
matter TO all of you. TO cut down
POUR food bills and at the same time
Improve the health of your family,
serve them SINNERS Macaroni and
Spaghetti two or three times per week.
Children love it and thrive on it. It
Is the best possible food for adults.
Write the Skinner Mfg. Co., Omaha,
Eebr., for beautiful cook book telling
1ow to serve it in a hundred ways.
rs free to every mother.-Adv.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1916-11-23
November Crop Report.

November Crop Report.
A summary Of fine November crop
report for the state of Wisconsin, as
complied by the bureau of crop esti-
mates, United States department of
agriculture, is as follows:
Corn.-Estimate this year, 100000
bushels; production last year (final es-
timate), 40,825O0O bushels.
All Wheat.-October estimate, 3,315,-
600 bushels; production last year (final
estimate), 4,6e2.000 bushels.
rdEteEries.-Estima.e this year,
$1,000 barrels: LAST year, 36, 1000 barrels.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1916-11-23
Robbery by the Strona.

Bees are proverbially buoy, but some
in a Pennsylvania town biole the rec
ord when honeycomb OF nine feet
in length was discovered in a large
hollow pine. The perils ana uncertain
ties Of abnormal industry were also IL
Illustrated in the fact that the giant re-
suit Of this inseciyorous labor was i'm
mediately confscated by superior
power.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1916-11-23
A Cat and a Town.

A dog freed a cat upon an electric
light pole between Lexington and
Mount Sterling and made q cross cir
cult which plunged Mount Sterling in
to total darkness. The Old-time oil
lamp was in some ways undesirable,
but one cat could not put out every
lamp in toWn.-Louisville Courier-J Jour
nal.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1916-11-23
|DO YOU GET UP WITH A LAME BACK I?
Have You Rheumatism, Kidney, Liver or
Bladder Trouble?

Pain or duh ache in the back is often
evidence of kidney trouble. It is Nature's
timely warning to show you that the track
Of health is not clear.
Danger Signals.
IF these danger signals are unheeded
more serious results may be expected;
kidney trouble in its worst form may steal
upon you.
Thousands of people have testified that
the mild and immediate effect of Swamp
Root, the great kidney, liver and bladder
remedy, is soon realized-that it stands
he highest for its remarkable curative
effect in the most distressing cases. If
you need medicine, you should have the
oest.
Lame Back.
Lame back is only one of many symp-
toms OF kidney trouble. Other symp-
-oms showing that you may need Swamp
Root are, being subject to embarrassing
and frequent bladder troubles day and
SPECIAL NoTE-You may obtain gal
ten cents to Dr. Kilnner & CO., Binghamt,
20 prove the remarkable merit of this nee
valuable information, containing many of
from men and women who say they found
n kidney, liver and bladder troubles. TIL
veil known that our readers are advised to
Eilmer & Co., Binghamton, N. Z. When v
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1916-11-23
And Father Paws Bills.

GLOW is Robert getting on at COL
lege?" asked the minister, who was be-
ing entertained at dinner.
"Splendidly," said the proud father,
who then went on to tell Of his sons
various social. athletic and scholastic
successes, and the minister said it was
a fine thing to be college bred. That
evening little james, who had been an
interested listener, said: Papa, what
did Mr.. Brown mean by college bred?'
ooh, that" said papa, who had been
looking over his sons bills, sis a four
years loaf"
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1916-11-23
Ennortanf TO Mothers
Reason for His Fame.

OF the late Sir Joseph Beecham tha
obituary notices say that he rose from
a farmers boy to become a knight
and a barOnet and the third richest
man in England by manufacturing
pills. But that is only half the ex-
emplary story, and the smaller half.
He rose to wealth and honors by ado
vertisng the pills.-Providencc Jour.
nal.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1916-11-23
Hunters Near Drowning.

Neenah. - Edward Abenscheln
and Edward Spoo of this city
escaped drowning in Lake Winnebago
here while hunting ducks, when their
skiff was overturned during storm,
by swimming to shore on their backs.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1916-11-23
About Finished.

ST saw that pretty girl smile at you
in a puzzled way, as if she thought she
might have met you somewhere"
eyes. We were almost engaged at
the seashore last summer"
"Ahm
"The smile you saw was the fag end
OF q June Irritation"
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1916-11-23

teen l suffered each
month so | had to be-
in bed. / had head
ache, backache and
such pains l would
cramp double every
month. | did not
know what it was
to be easy a minute.
My health was all
run down and tho
doctors did not do
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1916-11-23
Grief Kills Woman.

Monroe. Heart disease result
ing from the death of her husband
OF Christmas, 1915, caused the death
OF AIRS. hIary Underwood, eighty-tWo
years I'D, who was buried here.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1916-11-23

Turkeys derived their name from the
fact that they were imported first into
Europe through Turkey.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1916-11-23
Foolish Man.

A New Jersey man frustrated q foot
pad by hitting him over the head with
d paper sack of eggs. A man will do
incredibly foolish things when he is
What could he have been
more valuable than the eggs
he destroyed? Plain Dealer.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1916-11-23
Stop the Pain.

The hurt of burn or cut stops when
Coles CarbOliSalve is applied. 1t heals
quickly without scars Csc and soc by
Ill druggists. For free sample write The
J. ". Cole Co, Rockford, Ill.-Adv.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1916-11-23
Quite Evident

Get move on you, there! / want
polish"
'You don't have to tell it,
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1916-11-23

Put yourself in your enemy's place
and you will stop abusing him.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1916-11-23

Siam has resumed the cultivation OF
cotton, once q leading industry in that
country.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1916-11-23
The Result
fellow.

II hear Dick Jones is q shower"
"He always was pushing sort 81
fellow"
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1916-11-23

Giraffee-Now what was it was to
remember when tied this knot in my
neck?
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1916-11-23

The longest river in Japan is the
Tone, it's main course being about 200
miles long.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1916-11-23

Miss Catt-"The poet is buried in
thought" Miss Nipp-"For goodness
sake don't resurrect him."
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1916-11-23

One-fourth Of the worlds diet con-
sists Of vegetables
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1916-11-23
q DON'T SUFFER
ANY MORE"
f" Feel Like a New Person"
says Mrs. Hamilton.

New Castle, Ind" From the time
Twas eleven years old until was seven
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1916-11-23
Doctor Says Nuxafed Iron VIII
Increase Strength OF Delicate
People 2OO% in Ten Days

In Many Observation-Disclosures Have
Suffered Untold Agony for Years
Doctoring for Nervous Weak
ness, Stomach, Liver or Kid
ney Disease or Some Other
AiIment When Their Real
Trouble Was Lack Of
Iron in the Blood
How TO Tell.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1916-11-23
Appropriat.

Appropriate.
"How was the teamsters' union din
ner?"
II believe it was Ia carte"
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1916-11-23
Admirable.

Admirable.
He-The ostrich doesn't see much
and digests everything.
She-What an ideal husband!
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1916-11-23

night, irritation, sediment, etc.
Lack of control, smarting, uric acid,
dizziness, Indigestion, sleeplessness, nerv-
BUSINESS, sometimes the heart acts badly,
rheumatism, bloating, lack of ambition,
may be loss of flesh, sallow complexion.
PrevaIency of Kidney Disease.
Most people do not realize the alarnas
ing increase and remarkable prevalency
of kidney disease. While kidney dis
orders are among the most common
diseases that prevail, they are sometimes
the last recognized by patients, zOho
Ve1.y often content fhen9sel0eS zOath doctor.
ing the effects, zOjzt2e the original dGSeaSe
may constantly undermine the system.
Regular ffty-cent and one-dollar size
bottles at all drug stores.
Don't make any mistake, but remember
the name, Dr. Kilmer's Swamp Root, and
the address, Binghamton, N. Y, which,
you viii find on every bottle.
pie size bottle of Swamp-Root by enclosing
n, N. Y. This gives you the opportunity
icine. They viii also send you a book Of
the thousands of grateful letters received
Swamp-Root to be just the remedy needed
value and success of Swamp-Root are so
send for a sample size bottle. Address DE-.
riting be sure and mention this paper.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1916-11-23

All are not thieves that dogs bark at
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1916-11-23

Anuric cures Backache, Lumbago,
Rheumatism. Send 10c DR.. V. M Pierce,
Buffalo, N. Y, for large trial package
Adv.