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The Calhoun chronicle. [volume] (Grantsville, W. Va.) 1883-1984, 1916-01-27
SALTS IF BACKACHY OR
KIDNEYS TROUBLE YOU
Eat Less Meat If Your Kidneys Aren't
Acting Right or II Back Hurts or
Bladder Bothers You.

When you wake up with backache
and dull misery In the kidney region
1t generally means you have been eat
authority. Meat forms uric acid which
overworks the kidneys in their effort
to filter 1t from the blood and they be-
come sort OF paralyzed and loggy.
When your kidneys get sluggish and
clog you must relieve them like you
relieve your bowels; removing all the
bodys urinous waste, else you have
backache, sick headache, dizzy spells;
your stomach sours, tongue is coated,
and when the weather is bad you have
rheumatic twinges. The urine is
cloudy, full OF sediment channels Oft
en- get sore, water scalds and you are
OBLIGED to seek relief two or three
times during the night.
Either consult good. reliable physi-
clan at once or get from your pharma-
cist about four ounces of Jad Salts;
take a tablespoonful in a glass OF
water before breakfast for a few days
and your kidneys will then act fine.
This famous salts is made from the
acid of grapes and lemon juice. COM
bined with lithia. and has been used
for generations TO clean and stimulate
sluggish kidneys. also TO neutralize
acids in the urine so it no longer irri-
tates, thus ending bladder weakness.
Jad Salts is life saver for regular
meat eaters. 1t is inexpensive. cannot
injure and makes a delightful, effer-
vescent Whitewater drink.-Adv.
The Calhoun chronicle. [volume] (Grantsville, W. Va.) 1883-1984, 1916-01-27
IS CHILD CROSS,
FEvER|SH, SICK
Look. Motherl If tongue is
coated, give california
Syrup of Figs"

Children love this fruit laxative"
and nothing else cleanses the tender
stomach. liver and bowels so nicely.
A child simply will not stop playing
TO empty the bowels. and the result is
they become tightly clogged with
waste. liver gets sluggish. stomach
sours. then your little one becomes
cross. half-sick. feverish. don't eat,
sleep or act naturally. breath Is bad.
system full OF cold. has sore throat.
stomach-ache or diarrhoea. Listen.
Motheri See IL tongue is coated. then
give a teaspoonful OF California
Syrup OF Figs" and in a few hours all
the constipated waste. sour bile and
undigested food passes out OF the sys-
tenn, and you have a well child again.
Millions OF mothers give California
Syrup OF Figs" because Il is perfectly
harmless: children love II. and it new
er fails TO act on the stomach. liver
and bowels.
Ask at the store for a 50-cent bottle
of California Syrup OF Figs" which
has full directions for babies. children
OF all ages and for grown-ups plainly
printed on the bottle. Adv.
The Calhoun chronicle. [volume] (Grantsville, W. Va.) 1883-1984, 1916-01-27
"CASCARETS" FOR
SLUGGISH BOWELS
No sick headache, sour stomach,
biIiousneSs or constipation
by morning.
Get a 1O-cent box now.

Turn the rascals out-the headache,
biliousuess. indigestion, the sick, sour
stomach and foul gases-turn them
out tonight and keep them out with
Cascarets
Millions OF men and women take q
Cascaret now and then and never
know the misery caused by lazy
liver. clogged bowels or an upset stom-
nch
Don't put In another day OF distress.
Let Cascarets cleanse your stomach;
remove the sour, fermenting food;
take the excess bile from your liver
and carry out all the constlpated
waste matter and poison in the
bowels Then you will feel great.
A Cascaret tonight straightens you
out by morning. They work while
you sleep. A 1O-cent box from
any drug store means clear head.
sweet stomach and clean. healthy liver
and bowel action for months. Chill
dren love Cascarets because they
never gripo or sicken. Adv.
The Calhoun chronicle. [volume] (Grantsville, W. Va.) 1883-1984, 1916-01-27

good and I hope every suffering woman
viii give them a trial."-Mrs. ANNA
KELLY. no Chestnut Street. Burling-
ton. Wis.
The many convincing testimonials con-
stantly published in the newspapers
ought 20 be proof enough to women who
suffer from those distressing ills pecu-
liar TO their sex that Lydia Z. Pinkham's
Vegetable Compound is the medicine
they need
This good old root and herb remedy
has proved unequalled for these dread
full ills; Il contains what is needed to
restore woman's health and strength.
II there is any popularity I'm
your case requiring special adj
vice, write the Lydia IL. Pink
ham Medicine Co. (confidential),
Lynn, Mass, for free advice.
The Calhoun chronicle. [volume] (Grantsville, W. Va.) 1883-1984, 1916-01-27
carranza Scrip Loses Value.

est indications OF the lack of faith on
the part Of the business men OF Mex
leo in the permanency of the existing
de facto government is the remark
able low value OF Carranza currency.
1t was the expectation OF the Car
rama Official element that when the
First Chief" was recognized by the
United States government the value
of the revolutionary currency issued
by him would take a big and imme-
date jump in value. Today Carranza
money is worth less than it was dur
ing even the darkest period of his
revolution.
The Calhoun chronicle. [volume] (Grantsville, W. Va.) 1883-1984, 1916-01-27
FLOODS TAKE
HEAVY TOLLS
The Swollen Western Streams
Spread Havoc
LIGHTNING FIRES OIL FIELDS
Five Are Dead in Oklahoma - Chi
Cages Water Supply Is In Danger
Of Pollution - Railroads Suffer
Washouts-Towns in Darkness.

Oklahoma City. Okla.-Five persons
were drowned. much property was de-
stroyed and train service was demon
allied in Oklahoma by rain-swollen
streams. The damage centered in
Murray county and the Healdton oil
fields
James Shenner OF Sulphur, Okla, a
wealthy business man, was drowned
I'm Rock Greek. following a cloud
burst. Mrs. Edward o. Cleveland and
three of her children lost their lives
I'm the destruction OF their home. Nj
merous other persons, marooned by
the flood water. were rescued in
boats
In the Healdton oil fields, operators
and pipe line companies apparently
sustained heavy losses from lightning
Nine oil tanks are reported burning
and wire communication is paralyzed.
McAlester reported that all train
service north and west from there
had been suspended because of extern
sive washouts and weakened bridges.
Eleven Dead in California.
Santa Ana, Cal.-Reports that IL
persons residing in Orange county
were missing were received by county
officials. 1t was feared that they had
persisted in the floods.
Water Supply Dangerous.
Chicago Illinois faced
food conditions such as have not
been experienced for decade. Small
streams were swollen into torrents
and larger rivers overlooked their
banks and inundated thousands of
acres. marooned hundreds of homes.
threatened pollution of water sup
plies. and did damage estimated at
many hundred thousands of dollars
Joliet and nearby towns suffered
from the overflow OF the Des PLANES
river and its tributaries, which mum
dated the village of Rockdale to a
depth OF six feet, swept away a bridge
AT Channahon and inundated the low
er section OF Joliet.
The Calhoun chronicle. [volume] (Grantsville, W. Va.) 1883-1984, 1916-01-27
NOTE ON LUSITANIA CASE
EXPECTED FROM GERMANY
Controversy Said to be Nearing the
End-ObJect to Liability Clauses.

Berlin.-Germany's final reply in the
Lusitania matter is now being pre-
pared at the foreign Office
Drafting of the note follows several
weeks OF informal exchanges between
the foreign Office and the American
state department
The contents remain secret. IL is
understood, however, that Germany de-
clares her unwillingness TO pay an in
demnity for the loss of American lives
and renews her expressions OF regret,
but again reminds the American gov
eminent that neutrals who took pas
sage on the Lusitania were fully
warned OF their danger through the
notice published i'm the newspapers by
the German embassy at Washington.
The most important clause however.
is the declaration guaranteeing the
future safety OF neutrals aboard bel
ligerent passenger ships and promis-
Ing that these vessels shall not be tor
pedoed without fair warning
The Calhoun chronicle. [volume] (Grantsville, W. Va.) 1883-1984, 1916-01-27
Gaelic Literature for Soldiers.

Much Gaelic literature and material
comforts were sent to the Highland
regiments in Flanders and at the Oar
1anelles by the Association of High
land Societies OF Edinburgh. They
transmitted also hundreds of copies of
the National Anthem. translated into
Gaelic by Rev. Donald Macintosh.
The translation. now slightly revised,
was accepted by King Edward. Let
ters from chaplains have been re-
ceived. conveying the appreciation and
gratitude of the men. and stating that
the anthem will be used in their serv-
Ices.
The Calhoun chronicle. [volume] (Grantsville, W. Va.) 1883-1984, 1916-01-27
WHY "ANURIC"
IS AN INSURANCE AGAINST SUDDEN DEATH
Sufferers t'u Bssslshs. Rmnilsn sai Ilsay Iuss

Before an Insurance Company viii
take a risk on your life the examining
When your kidneys get sluggish and
headache, dizEy spells. or the tsinFea
govt The urine IN often cloudy. fun
OF sediment. channels often get sore
and sleep is disturbed two o. hres
times a night This o. the time yos
should consult some physician Of vide
experience such 90 ur. Pierce. Of ne
iuvalids' Hotel and Surgical Institute
Buffalo. N ". Send him f0 cent? 80
sample package on bis new discover
"Anuric.' Write him your sFmsfcmn
and send q sample of nriaa for 80
The Calhoun chronicle. [volume] (Grantsville, W. Va.) 1883-1984, 1916-01-27
ICE BREAKS; FIVE DROWN
One Man Loses Life After Saving One
In Effort 20 save Others.

Bradcnville. Pa.-Four boys and a
man. the latter attemptirS 20 rescue
the boys. were drowned I'm the Du-
uucsne reservoir The boys had left
school and were sliding on the ice.
when. weakened by the warm wealth
or. u suddenly crumbled and the chill.
dren fell into the water
The hero OF the day is James Shane
felt. 30. who after having rescued
the younger Lizzie lad and placing
the unconscious boy ON the rescr-
voir bank. returned 20 the water in
en- effort 20 save the other boys and
was drowned
The Calhoun chronicle. [volume] (Grantsville, W. Va.) 1883-1984, 1916-01-27
WHAT CONGRESS is DOING
Measures Proposed and Actions Taken
by Our National Lawmakers.

~ WI NdhiOHal GdWfndhcTo.
Secretary of agriculture submitted
report on private ownership OF water
power sites asked for by sixty-third
congress.
Naval and military affairs commit
tees continue hearings on national de
tense.
Hearing on hteracy test section OF
Burnett immigration bill begun by inn
migration committee.
Military and naval affairs commit
tees continued hearings on the ma
tional defense.
Hearings on literacy test OF immi-
grafton bill closed.
Bill to provide S250,000 for a ma
tional leprosyrium favorably reported
by commerce committee
Urgent deficiency bill carrying ap-
preparations approximating $500, 900
passed
immigration committee considered
hteracy test provision OF the immi-
grafton bill.
immigration committee decided to
incorporate in pending immigration
bill provision barring Hindu as well
as Chinese immigrants and restrict
ing Japanese immigration
Lever bill for license and inspection
OF warehouses for agricultural pro-
ducts favorably reported by agricul-
ture committee
The Calhoun chronicle. [volume] (Grantsville, W. Va.) 1883-1984, 1916-01-27
Arrest of onIoers Nlps Plot.

Rio De Janelro.--A well-planned at
tempt TO start revolution and over
throw the government OF President
Braz was frustrated by the recent ar
rest OF more than 100 petty army Of
fcers stationed in Rio De Janeiro.
Confessions have been obtained from
some OF the men imprisoned on an ISL
and in Rio De Janeiro bay. They have
admitted. IL is reported that the so
called "Sergeants' rebellion" was
financed by wealthy revolutionists.
The Calhoun chronicle. [volume] (Grantsville, W. Va.) 1883-1984, 1916-01-27
Women In Eaotorlea.

Harrisburg. Almost 10 per cent OF
all women and girls over IA years old
in Pennsylvania were employed in 20.
mltted reports to the bureau OF stats
tics and information of the department
OF labor and industry during 1914. Ac-
cording TO the statistics there are g.
166 women in this state engaged I'm the
manufacturing of clothing. more in
that industry than I'm any other
The Calhoun chronicle. [volume] (Grantsville, W. Va.) 1883-1984, 1916-01-27
oreenbacks Nav Be Retired.

Washington. - Committees of the
American Bankers association submit
the Federal Reserve bank a plan to
retire and cancel the $346,0O0.0OO Of
Treasury Notes commonly known as
'greenbacks." The plan was approx
ed by the governors and committee
was appointed to study 1t in detail
with the view OF drafting bill to sub
NIT to congress.
The Calhoun chronicle. [volume] (Grantsville, W. Va.) 1883-1984, 1916-01-27

experiences has taught Dr. Pierce tbst
Anurlc ls the most powerful agent
pa olaaoiFing uric acid. az hot water
l l sugar. besides being absolutely
naLlaless 10 is endowed with other
plupottiss, Tor % preserves the IA.
neys in healthy condition b. thor.
outnly cleansing them. Checks the Ia
generation Of ne biood.vessels. a. veil
= regulating blood pressure. "Anurie,
esuiaf Insurance. and llfe.aavsr
~, -li 30 meat eatera and those Who
ef..t lime salts in their Joints. 49,
~ ~. eia<sint To- "Anuric" pas up b. %
fiefce. tn toee1i packages
Fiefces taForiis Prasrripffo,
Htak women sffonF. 49,
49,. % aeotoL sold ~
The Calhoun chronicle. [volume] (Grantsville, W. Va.) 1883-1984, 1916-01-27

El Pafo. Tex Bernardo and Fed.
orico Duran. the Mexican cattle
thieves condemned go die by Car
rtnza government authority for the
killing OF Hcrt Akers at San Lorenzo.
were executed in thc cemetery at
IuareF The Duran brothers died
rursiur Americans Bernardo appeal.
ct for mercy on behalf of his broth
or Frederico
The Calhoun chronicle. [volume] (Grantsville, W. Va.) 1883-1984, 1916-01-27

DuL a1Cer Ia nR
Lydia E. Pinkham's
Vel e t a Bile Com
pound Tablets and
using two bottles Of
the Sanat;ve Wash
i am fully convinced
that / am entirely
cured of these trou-
bles, and feel better
all over. / know
your remedies have
done me- worlds ~
The Calhoun chronicle. [volume] (Grantsville, W. Va.) 1883-1984, 1916-01-27
Heavy Readinn.

Flatbush-The postoffice directory
of London for the present year weighs
almost fifteen pounds.
Bensonb so. some Eng
lishmen of letters produce some heav.
Ter books than that.-Yonkers States
man.
The Calhoun chronicle. [volume] (Grantsville, W. Va.) 1883-1984, 1916-01-27

NaH York De- ia UNDERWOOD that
fhr gt8 goo goo loan made to tae Paris
housa 81 Hothschnd bp p p Morgan
a Co and a banking syndicate some
months ago naf been paid In ful oil.
fhough Uae Obligation does not actual
fv mature until next Juiy
The Calhoun chronicle. [volume] (Grantsville, W. Va.) 1883-1984, 1916-01-27
Brutal Frankness.

II came within an ace OF having a
fight with a pacifist this morning"
You surprise me. Evidently he was
not sincere"
"Oh, yes. That was the trouble. We
were both sincere. l told him ex-
actly what ! thought of a pacifist and
he proceeded to tell me exactly what
he thought OF an apostle OF prepared.
ness"
The Calhoun chronicle. [volume] (Grantsville, W. Va.) 1883-1984, 1916-01-27
Two Adrlatle Ports Held by Austria.

Two Adriatle Ports Held by Austria
Vienna - Austrians have occupied
the Adristic seaports OF Antivari and
Dulcigno, according to the Official
communication. the text Of which fol
lows.
The surrender OF Montenegrin
arms continues in numerous parts
Of the country. on the north
east front OF Montenegro more
than l.5OO Serbians have surren.
dered
The Adriatic ports OF Antivan
and Dulcigno have been occupied
by our troops
The Calhoun chronicle. [volume] (Grantsville, W. Va.) 1883-1984, 1916-01-27

Albany. n Y.--Gov whitman dis
missed John - Riley as state superin.
tcndent OF prisons Hley's dismissal
came on the executive charge OF mis-
conduct ln once. and is the culmins-
uon Of the Riley Osborne controversy
The Calhoun chronicle. [volume] (Grantsville, W. Va.) 1883-1984, 1916-01-27
FOR PLEURISY, BRONCHITIS
AND SORE THROAT

Readers are advised not to dose the
stomach. The best way to quickly
overcome soreness in the throat or
chest is to rub on true Mustarine, which
all druggists keep on hand in the ,irigl-
nal yellow box for about % cents
1t is quicker and more efficient Than
any lintment Rub IL on at night and
blessed relief comes by morning. True
Mustarine is made by Begy Medicine
Co.. Rochester. N. Y. It stops Rheu-
matte pains and Neuralgia almost like
magic; There's blessed relief in every
rub. 1t stops pain and congestion
The Calhoun chronicle. [volume] (Grantsville, W. Va.) 1883-1984, 1916-01-27
RFclpE FoR oRAY HAIR.

To half pint Of Wator add o. Bay Rum.
small Dor 81 Barbo Compound, and y or Of
giycorine Apply 10 the hair twice q week
until 10 becomes tho desired shade Aaydrug-
gist can put this up or you can mix ~ a.
home 60 very little cost. ~ will gradually
darken streaked, faded gray hair and ne
moves dendrun. 10 a. excellent for failing
hair and will make harsh hair soft and glossy
10 will not color the scalp, is not sticky o.
greasy, aud does not rub od.--Adg.
The Calhoun chronicle. [volume] (Grantsville, W. Va.) 1883-1984, 1916-01-27

Little Rock. Ark--Flood conditions
IN the Arkansas river valley grew
more serious as the river continued
to rise Hundreds Of acres Of rich
lowlands have been inundated. but all
the inhabitants. II IL believed. moved
out with their animals
The Calhoun chronicle. [volume] (Grantsville, W. Va.) 1883-1984, 1916-01-27
PRISONERS FIRE Jail; Burn 10 Death.

Blucncld. ". Vain an effort TO
escape from the Toms Creek Jail.
Charles Myers 20. and John Graham.
is were burned TO death when they
Get Ere 20 the structure in which they
were prisoners and then failed 10 get
out when the Haze enyeloped g.
The Calhoun chronicle. [volume] (Grantsville, W. Va.) 1883-1984, 1916-01-27

Buffalo N. Y.--Judgc John r. Hazel
in me District Court slgaed the formal
decree ordering the dissolution OF the
Eastman Kodak Company which re-
Gently vas adludged guilty OF opera.
tlnr ia restraint or trade.
The Calhoun chronicle. [volume] (Grantsville, W. Va.) 1883-1984, 1916-01-27
RaSIca- Dcnarture.

Just a word. young man." said the
owner OF the store.
Yes. sir"
III customer knows what he
wants, sell 1t to him l know that a
star salesman can always sell him
something else. but l have a theory
that It will pay just as we'll t. sell him
what he wants"
The Calhoun chronicle. [volume] (Grantsville, W. Va.) 1883-1984, 1916-01-27

London Henry James ths Amori.
can aahnr vho fook fho oaih OF
allegiance aa British ubieCt has
been seriously u for several months
and hir physicians state thaf hia con
f.fIon o. noi ImprovIna
The Calhoun chronicle. [volume] (Grantsville, W. Va.) 1883-1984, 1916-01-27
Exanaerated Peace

"Of course. you are in favor OF
peace"
equipped with nothing but arguments
in case meet the kind of man whose
one idea OF peace is to have all his
enemies slowed way in a graveyard"
The Calhoun chronicle. [volume] (Grantsville, W. Va.) 1883-1984, 1916-01-27

Boston The fremont theater. the
oldest playhouse in the city staging
legitimate productions, was the scene
OF FIRE which swept through the
stage and the front Of tho auditorium
The loss is estimated at $4,000. No
cause has been definitely given
The Calhoun chronicle. [volume] (Grantsville, W. Va.) 1883-1984, 1916-01-27

Canon burg pa More ttan 800
farmer. gathered bore '1 attend the
opening sessions of me tusnty.sov.
rnfh anuurl farmers institute. con.
Quoted .udrl indemnity ~ ihe ofate de-.
narfmnrI 90 Agriculture
The Calhoun chronicle. [volume] (Grantsville, W. Va.) 1883-1984, 1916-01-27
LONG SKIRTS COMING BACK
I'M SPRING

= New York. After wearing
= skirts almost up to their knees
3 all winter. American women will =
. run the spring ones down over
9 their ankles, also wearing either
3 wee smidgln OF a hat or a
= whopping big one.
= = q = 4. . = = = = = = 4. 8 4. 3 = . =
The Calhoun chronicle. [volume] (Grantsville, W. Va.) 1883-1984, 1916-01-27
aMon.u naoks Msdlolns.

Our readers never risk n cent when
they buy Hanfords Balsam Of Myrrh
because every dealer in this lniment
is authorized 20 refund the money II
the Balsam In not satisfactory. Adv.
The Calhoun chronicle. [volume] (Grantsville, W. Va.) 1883-1984, 1916-01-27

Ottawa ont Another Canadian
arrv division has been offered 10 the
nritirh government There are al
fesdg fhrft army divisions from Can
- 81 fha Geld
The Calhoun chronicle. [volume] (Grantsville, W. Va.) 1883-1984, 1916-01-27

Being born leader may have It's
advantages. but tho man la the rear
has a better opportunity TO get away.
The Calhoun chronicle. [volume] (Grantsville, W. Va.) 1883-1984, 1916-01-27
The Reason

Quiz wonder why motor boating
is 20 much more sport than automobii
ing
Whiz-Because out here there are
no trees or fences for 'em 90 climb
The Calhoun chronicle. [volume] (Grantsville, W. Va.) 1883-1984, 1916-01-27
Exact Copy of Wrapper
evening the Score.

PA. what's meant by the 'primeval
curse's"
1T means, my son. mat a man must
eat brad in the sweat OF his brow"
But a millionaire's son doesn't do
that, pa"
Maybe not, but nine times out of
ten the old man had to sweat enough
in his carly days to square the reck-
oning fer both"
The Calhoun chronicle. [volume] (Grantsville, W. Va.) 1883-1984, 1916-01-27

Never take a bull by the horns
Take him by the tail and then you
can let go without getting someone to
help you.
The Calhoun chronicle. [volume] (Grantsville, W. Va.) 1883-1984, 1916-01-27
~, CO. Hair. INT r,r.d ~.

make US look older than we are. Keep
your Eyes young and you Will look young
After the Movies Murine Your Eyes; DOM
tell your age Murine Eye Remedy Co,
Chicago. Sends Eye Book on request.
The Calhoun chronicle. [volume] (Grantsville, W. Va.) 1883-1984, 1916-01-27
Compulsion Gill Is Passed by Commit.
tee in Commons

London The Asquith military sery.
ice bill passed through the committee
of rho House OF Commons amid loud
cheerinE
The Calhoun chronicle. [volume] (Grantsville, W. Va.) 1883-1984, 1916-01-27
To Cure a Cod In One Dav

Take LAXATIVE BROMO QUININR Tablets.
Druggists refund money IL IL falls to cure E w.
GROVES signature Is on each box. zsc.
The Calhoun chronicle. [volume] (Grantsville, W. Va.) 1883-1984, 1916-01-27

Some men can make a dollar 60 q
long way. but not AZ far as a rosery ed
seat In heaven
The Calhoun chronicle. [volume] (Grantsville, W. Va.) 1883-1984, 1916-01-27
EIGHTY BELOW ZERO AT
RICHARDSON, ALASKA

Seattle. Wash. - Richardson, =
, Alaska, 60 miles from Fairbanks, -
, reported 80 degrees below zero, =
, according to dispatches from the =
far north territory. Z.
The Calhoun chronicle. [volume] (Grantsville, W. Va.) 1883-1984, 1916-01-27

A man in telling about wonderful
parrot hanging in a cage from a win
dow OF a house which he often passed
said:
1T cries Stop thief so naturally
that every time | hear it / always
stop"
He couldn't understand why his
friends began to laugh.
The Calhoun chronicle. [volume] (Grantsville, W. Va.) 1883-1984, 1916-01-27
The Girl Fooled Him.

The Girl Fooled Him.
Howell-Rowell married for money.
Powell-Yes. and he didn't get
enough TO pay the minister
The Calhoun chronicle. [volume] (Grantsville, W. Va.) 1883-1984, 1916-01-27
No Wonder They Lauahed.

To quickly cool burns and take the
Ire out use Hanford's Balsam. Adv.
The Calhoun chronicle. [volume] (Grantsville, W. Va.) 1883-1984, 1916-01-27
PAINS In SIDE
and BACK
How Mrs. Kelly Suffered and
How She was Cured.

Burlington, Visit was very irreg-
uisr, and had pains in my side and back,
The Calhoun chronicle. [volume] (Grantsville, W. Va.) 1883-1984, 1916-01-27

Piles Cured In @ 20 II Days
Druggists refund money II PAZO OINTMENT
fails 90 cure Itching, Blind. Bleeding or Protrud-
Ing Piles. First application gives relief soc
The Calhoun chronicle. [volume] (Grantsville, W. Va.) 1883-1984, 1916-01-27

An average man breathes about ~
cubic feet OF afr into his lungs overy
hour.
The Calhoun chronicle. [volume] (Grantsville, W. Va.) 1883-1984, 1916-01-27
The Proof.

The Proof.
DO you believe dogs can reasonr-
II have known a bulldog in n dis
pute to be able to hold his own"
The Calhoun chronicle. [volume] (Grantsville, W. Va.) 1883-1984, 1916-01-27

Cautious Calculation.
What do you suppose is the per
capita cost OF the war;"
Il wouldn't like to say unless
knew just to what extent they were
Using the per capitas"