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The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1916-04-22
Ought to Be

is that doctor capable of telling you
how to avoid grip?"
He ought to be. He had il half a
dozen times himself. Richmond Times.
Dispatch.
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1916-04-22
In Naval Terms.

"That is the rhinoceros. See his ar
mored hide?'
sum. And what's this? 2"
"The giraffe"
"Gee He's got periscope. Kansas
City journal.
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1916-04-22
Granite Cutters International Associa-
ton of America.

A regular meeting of the Barre branch
of the G. G. /. A. of A. will be held in
the opera house. Bring your cards.
Ina riuione repoIare deIP ,Inione dec1i
scalpellini (braneh di Barrel avra' luogo
nella opera house. Ognuno porti la sua
carta.
On Monday evening, April "a, 1916, at
7 o'clock J. d. Win, secretary.
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1916-04-22

SATURDAY, APRIL %, 1916.
The Weather

Probably showers tonight and Sun
day; fresh east winds.
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1916-04-22
TOO LATE TO CLASSIFY

FOR SALE s-paEsenEcr automobile Ford
FOR Immediate sale AZ Foss Farm in nuxhury
must l. sold within rs days opposite state
siaurhter house. SStetl"
FOR sALE-i driving rare and uork
ho-ze also q few gool sew fhcrtr VIII sel
rheap or exchange Ter young stpck Rsul
kingston. West Hill South Barre Tel 1881 3.
53f1
WOMEN WANTED tire snlary gis-aa
selling ruaranteai hasierv 90 wcancr. 25c an
boar suace tIraes permanent. t,rErsence I'M
nrccssary. Inter hcsifrg Mills. Na1rls,eaH
IA Ssf1@
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1916-04-22
MARSHFIELD.

The Nellie Gill players will present
"The Parish Priest" in Marshfield to-
night. Same old price, 25c. Dancing. =
adv.
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1916-04-22
APPLICATION FOR TRANSFER OF
LIQUOR LICENSE

Notice is hereby given that JOHN E. no.
BAN has applied for a transfer of his second
class license from 800 North Main street to
the store at No. 20 Pearl street, in the Buzzell
building
A hearing said application will be held
in the council chamber on the I'd day of May,
19l6, at o'clock a. m.
w. II. WARD.
JOHN b. KELLY,
JOHN ROBINS,
License Commissioners of the City of Barre.
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1916-04-22
To Those Who Took Part in "The Isle Of
Smiles"

You are cordially invited to attend
complimentary dance to be given by the
L. A. A. o. H.. April %. in the knights
Of Columbus hall. You are privileged to
bring one friend. Dancing from S TO u.
Refreshments.-adv.
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1916-04-22
TALK OF THE TOWN

Removal sale at Diversi Fruit Co
Fruit, vegetables and Strawberries at
very low prices.
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1916-04-22

PLAINFIELD.

The Nellie Gill players will present
."Tbe Third Degree" in Plainfeld Mon
day night. Tickets at Leavitt's, 25c
Dancing.-adv.
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1916-04-22
APPLICATION FOR TRANSFER OF
LIQUOR LICENSE

Notice is hereby given that WILLIAM A.
REILLY has applied for a transfer of his
first-class license from 303 North Main street
to the ground floor at 80 Granite street
A hearing on said application will be held
in the council chamber the I'd day of May,
1915, at Q o'clock a.. m.
7te w. H. WARD.
80 JOHN b. KELLY,
JOHN ROBINS,
License Commissioners of the City of Barre.
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APPLICATION FOR TRANSFER OF
IIQIT0R LICENSE

Notice is hereby given that WILLIAM EMS
LIE and WILLIAM WRIGHT, JR.. have APP
piled for transfer of their first-class license
from 80 Granite street to the ground floor at
No 357 North Main street. in the Tomasi
block.
hearing on said application will be held
in the council chamber on the I'd day Of May,
1916, at O'Clock a. m
W. H. WARD,
JOHN u. KELLY,
JOHN ROBINS,
License Commissioners of the City Of Barre.
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APPLICATION FOR TRANSFER OF
LIQUOR LICENSE

Notice is hereby given that GILBERT PHIL
LIPS has applied for a transfer Of his second
class license from 303 North Main street TO
the ground floor in the Zanleoni block at No.
24S North Main street
A hearing said application will be held
In the council chamber on the I'd day OF May,
1915, at O'Clock a. m.
W. II. WARD.
JOHN b. KELLY.
JOHN ROBINS,
License Commissioners Of the City Of Barre
New Britain herald., 1916-05-09
GERMAN CONSUL AT
 BALTIC. IS INDICTED
Accused of Having Conspired to Secure Passports For Horst Van Der
 GOItZ.

New York, May 9.-Carl A. Luder- itz, imperial German consul at Balti- more, was indicted by the federal grand jury here yesterday for having conspired with Horst Won Der Goltz, alias Bridgman Taylor, in the fraud ulent procurement for Won Der GOltZ, issued under the alias given, of United States passport. With the aid of this passport Won Der Goltz was able to return to Germany, where, af- ter it had been vised by Ambassa dor Gerard and the German foreign office he returned to London, where he was subsequently, arrested by the Brltlsh auth critics as a German spy. The passport was issued by the state de- partment on Augut 3l, 1914, and was signed by William J. Bryan, then Sec restary of State.
 No bench warrant has been lssueo
New Britain herald., 1916-05-09

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New Britain herald., 1916-05-09
PROMOTIONS, JUNE 4.
Hebrew Sunday School to Close First
 Successful Year On That Date.

The closing exercises of the year in the Hebrew Sunday school will be held Sunday, June 4, at the Talmud Torah institute. This is the first year of the school and it has been decided to have simply promotions with no graduation exercises. A musical pro- gram will be carried out and a de- clamatiOn contest will be held. Ar rangements are being made for speaker of repute to address the scholars. The year has been very suc- cessful and an effort will be made to have it even more so, next year.
 The committee consisting of the
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for the arrest of Herr Luderitz and none will be unless he fails to appear in New York for pleading after the lapse of reasonable time. The ap
 phcauon Tor the passport in the pro-
New Britain herald., 1916-05-09

curement of which the government al leges the German consul played principal part, refers to "Bridgman H., TaNlor' as "a native and loyal citi- zen of the United States
New Britain herald., 1916-05-09

Misses Dora Protass, Jennie Pouzner and Elizabeth Aisenberg will meet to- morrow afternoon to decide the win ner of the recent composition contest The subject was the holiday "Purim' and many papers were submitted.
New Britain herald., 1916-05-09

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Boston Store
This |'Little Folks"
 Week

Bring in the small boys and girls and let us show them what we have provided for their summer comfort.
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COL. CANNOT ACCEPT In
VITATION TO ROUNDUP

Pendleton, Aug, T.
D. Taylor has received an autograph
letter from Col. Theodore Roosevelt
in which the famous Rough Rider ad-
vises that at present he cannot accept
the invitation to witness the 1915
Roundup, September 21,22, and 23,
but if at later date it is possible for
him to tour Oregon during the presi-
Dental campaign now on he will be
glad to accept. The Roundup man
agement still has hopes that he will
be able to come for it is certain that
the 1916 attendance will break all
records as it is and with Mr.. Roose-
welt here it would be high water
year. AS for the show it will be
up to the usual Riund-Up standard
with many new, novel and daring fea-
lures. Already ticket reservations
are double those of last year and
equal to those of 1913. The prize
list has been increased a couple of
thousand dollars which assures a big
number of high class contestants.
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HEPPNER Is YEARS AGO

From the Gazette of Aug. 20, 1891.
Snow fell to the depth of one foot
a few days ago in the mountains be-
tween the North Fork and Powder
River.
Hon. T. ]. Matlock took quite a
delegation of turf deyorees and news
paper men out to his Hinton creek
ranch last Saturday. They were
we'll pleased with the stock.
Ben Swaggart will return soon
from Teel Springs to look after his
threshing and race stock. His
family will remain there some weeks
yet.
DR.. E. T. Gagen and John Hughes
spent pleasant vacation in the
mountains returning last Friday.
They were quite successful as hunters
killing quite number of grouse. :
P. H. Lee, the middleweight cham
pion of the American navy, and who
is at present employed in Whetstone's
blacksmith shop is desirous of start
ing a wrestling and boxing school.
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after all?"
Nothing to boast of, l can tell
you. The ship turned out a worth
lesss old Undertook"
Then I'm sorry spoke"
Bah. You can speak as much as
you like. The old tub was we'll in
sured, and went down on her first
voyage"
80 you made good thing there,
anyhow"
Not so much, mate; l only got
$1,000 out of the job as my share"
That was to bad"
'Too bad! Nothing of the sort!
Wife and mother-in-law were on
board and went down with the rest"
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=: SPICE ::
Shrewd AStrOlOger.

Louis X1 of France one day sent
for an astrologer who had predicted
many deaths accurately.
"You, Sir" said the king, you who
can foretell everything, pray when
shall you die?"
~" the astrologer answered cody.
why, |, sir, shall die just three days
before your majesty.
This reply so alarmed the king that
he ordered him to be lodged in one of
his finest palaces and we'll taken care
of.
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you nave loWer OneS-Say about LOuli
X. would do, think. London Opinion
"Say Claude, did you get your shir
back from the laundry"
Eyes, Reginald, but not from tn,
front. Texas Longhorn.
'Dicipline," said a government off
cial at a dinner in Washington, nav
al discipline must be maintained a
all costs"
They tell story to illustrate this
"A naval officer said to a seaman
What idoit told you to dump tha
pile of dunnage there?"
1T was the captain, sir" the sea
man answered.
"Humph," said the officer, "let il
remain there, then and take IL hour.
in irons, my man, for calling the cap
tain an idiot. ot."-Washington Star.
Jones is the finest after-dinnel
speaker have ever heard"
"So?"
"Yes, he always says, Waiter, give
hat check to me. Panther.
Wife-The policeman called on tn,
cook last night.
Husband-Ah! a conference of thu
powers.-Baltimore Sun.
Those twin boys of yours are 81
much alike that l don't see how yo,
can tell them apart"
That's easy enough. Wher
they're in their good behavior the,
answer to their own names, and wher
they've been in mischief each one an
swers to the name of the other."-
New Orleans Times -Picayune.
Sacca Bonna wants something Sc
we're done to people who don't do d.
they advertise to do. He says he saw
a sign in a street car: Buy O'Dono
vans rubber heels, SO cents attach
ed"
And so he went and bought pair
but there was no half-dollar attached
and he believes he has been swindled
Newark News.
"Can you accommodate myself ant
family for summer board?"
Whats your politics?" inquired
armer Corntossel.
Does that make any difference?'
Yep. I'm not going to take an
ther chance of havin the whole place
stirred up with arguments day an
night All the folks that board here
this summer has got to have the same
politics. Washington Star.
TO one of the members of com
mittee of inspection on it's tour of {
,enitentiary convict confided:
1T is terrible thing to be knowr
by a number instead of a name, an.
to feel that all my life | shall be al
object of suspicion among the police.
But you will not be alone, my
friend" consoled the visitor, consol
ingly. "The same thing happens tt
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I'm afraid these Louis XIV. heels
are much to high for me. Perhaps
you have lower ones-say about Louis
X. would do, | think London Opinion
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Pokus-What is he doing now?
Hikus-Writing essays on the de-
cline of the drama.-Life.
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As Others See Us,

A local preacher, who was in the
habit of taking his wife with him to
his preaching appointments, said on
arrival at the chapel in a country
town: my dear, you go in there; you
will be all right. l must go round
to the vestry."
In the vestibule the wife was met
by kindhearted steward, who, after
giving her hearty welcome and a
hymnbook, conducted her to a COM
Portable seat. At the close of the
service the same kind-hearted ste
ward gave her hearty shake of the
hand, adding he pleased he would be
to see her at the service each Sun
day. Then, whispering, he said, But
let me tell you, we don't get a duffer
like this in the pulpit every Sunday"
The Continent.
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How many miles can you go on a
gallon?
How many can you?
| asked you first.-Life,
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people who own automobiles. New
York Times.
So Hunter is after the heiress. By
the way, what does ne do for a liy-
ing?"
Banking at present"
| Indeed"
Yes, he's banking on marrying
her Boston Transcript.
| Don't you know its wrong to be-
lieve in ghosts?"
Il don't believe in EN-" replied
Erastus Pinkly. why, sub, |
wouldn't trust a ghosh as fur as |
could see i'm. Washington Star
| rough luck! Fellow gave me three
winners at yesterdays races.
Whats tough about that?"
Il didn't play them. Judge.
Plaintiffs lawyer rest the case
Defendants Ditto-You ought to
It's pretty weak.-Boston TRANSCRIPT.
Tell me, how did you come to
marry your second husband?"
My first one died. Boston Tran
script.
| An old negro was taken ill and cal
led a physician of his race to pres.
cribe for him. He did not seem to get
any better, and finally a white physi.
clan was called. Soon after arriving
the new doctor felt the darky's pulse
for a moment and then examined his
tongue.
, did the other doctor take your
temperature?" he asked.
Il don't know, sah," he answered,
feebly. Il hasn't missed anything
but my watch as yit, boss
/ Mrs. Giddigad's baby cried the
other day, when she wanted TO take
it from the nurse"
"Yes, the poor child is afraid of
strangers. Judge.
SchOOl-RoOm Humor.
For half an hour the teacher pa
tiently instructed her class in the art
of telling the time from clock.
Now" she said at last, as she
pointed to the big clock on the wall,
you may be the first to tell me the
time, Mary Brown"
Full of Importance, Mary turned
and studied the dial. Then she faced
her teacher again, her eyes shinn-
ing with triumph. Its just one inch
past IL" she said.
A little girl in the primary school
was asked to tell the difference be-
tween the words foot" and "feet. -
She said:
"One feet is foot and whole lot
of foots is feet"
Not So Bad.
I A couple of old salts met after a
long absence, and the following ami
mated conversation ensued:
well, old man, how are you gett-
ing on?"
"First-rate. l have taken a WIFE,"
"A very sensible idea
mot a bit of it; she's regular
Tartar"
"Then I'm sorry for you mate
| There's no need; she brought me
a big ship as her marriage portion" ."
| "Then you made good bargain
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"Say Claude, did you get your shirt
back from the laundry"
Yes, Reginald, but not from the
front. Texas Longhorn.
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| Portable seat. At the close of the
service the same kind-hearted ste
ward gave her hearty shake of the
hand, adding he pleased he would be
to see her at the service each Sun
day. Then, whispering, he said, But
let me tell you, we don't get duffer
like this in the pulpit every Sunday"
The Continent.
| Impassioned Orator-The Ameri-
can eagle, whether soaring over the
dusty deserts of Mexico or skimming
the broad Atlantic, will never draw in
it's horns or retire into it's SHE'LL
| Boston Transcript.
rs this rich land?" asked the pros
pective purchaser, cautiously.
1T certainly ought to be-" replied
the gentleman-farmer 81 have put
all the money had into it. Rich
mond Times Dispatch.
Political Boss-I can land you
job payin' three thousand a year
two to you and one to me.
Worker-And do I have an assis-
tant who does all the work?
Boss-Sure; and we split half of
his salary between us.-Philadelphia
Bulletin.
Marriage is a lottery with very
few prizes"
"Of course, it is. The best man
never gets the bride. Baltimore
American.
DO you ever take a flyer in the
market?"
NO. replied the munitions specu-
lator. Nothing doing with airships.
I'm for submarines Washington
Star.
First Trolley Conductor-Why was
Kelly fired?
Second Trolley Conductor-His car
struck man at 18th street and car
led him block on the fender. After
collecting a nickel from him, in the
excitement, Kelly for got to ri0g it
up-and the man was spotter.-
Life.
fTlid win bo n o''
Il should say So Why, when
finished my opponent couldn't say a
word"
You did him to turn, eh?'
"To taciturn. st. Louis Repub-
lis.
Mr.. Newly Wed-What makes the
baby yell in that way, dear?
Mrs. N. Wits teeth, love.
Mr. N W.-Oh, if that's all, I'll
run for dentist and have them out.
London Saturday Journal.
Farmers Wife-What do you
think of our eggs?
Paying Guest-Too small for their
age.-Chicago Herald
"The alligator can go six months
without eating"
Just the pet for poet. Louis
vile Courier-Journal.
Sshmaltz-If l put my money in
the bank when can get it out?.
Baltz-The next day, but you have
got to give them two weeks notice.
"My husband is such blockhead!"
How now?"
Couldn't locate lady wanted to
find although l told him plainly that
her gown had sleeves Of ninir and vel
vetrevers. louisville Courier Jour
nal.
The weather man lay dying; it was
ony matter of few hours, the doc
tors said.
Motioning to his sobbing friends he
waited until they had crowded a.
round his bed to listen to his last
words.
He gave careful directions for the
disposition if his belongings, and out
lined the general features of his fune-
raj; then he murmured:
"And | want you to put up nice
tombstone, for me with these words
carved on it: Probably Cooler
School Teacher-Im sorry to say
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Impassioned Orator-The Ameri-
can eagle, whether soaring over the
dusty deserts of Mexico or skimming
the broad Atlantic, will never draw in
it's horns or retire into it's SHE'LL
Boston Transcript.
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Tough luck! Fellow gave me three
winners at yesterdays races.
Whats tough about that?"
Il didn't play hem."-Judge.
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people who own automobiles. New
York Times.
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Hokus-Scribbler has had no less
than nine plays rejected.
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Plaintiffs lawyer rest the case.
DEFENDANTS Ditto-You ought to !;
it's pretty weak.-Boston Transcrint
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Mrs. Giddigad's baby cried the
other day, when she wanted TO take
it from the nurse"
"Yes, the poor child is afraid of
strangers. Judge.
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Don't you know its wrong tn he
lieve in ghos.s?"
i don't believe in EN-" replied
Erastus Pinkly. why, sub, |
wouldn't trust a ghosh as fur as I
could see i'm. ."-Washington Star
The gazette-times. [volume] (Heppner, Or.) 1912-1925, 1916-08-17

Tell me, how did you come to
marry your second husband?"
my first one died. boston Tran
script.
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School Teacher-I'm sorry to say,
Mr.. Jones that your boy is very back
ward in school with his studies.
Jones--That's strange; At home
in conversation with me he seems to
know it all.-Boston Transcript.
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Jones is the finest after-dinner
speaker have ever heard"
"So?"
"Yes, he always says, Waiter, give
hat check to me. Panther.
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(To Be Continued
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from the Minnesota College Of Agri-
culture, cooperating with the local
Short Course committee. ag
Because of its great mportance the
problem of the construction Of the
farm home will be discussed at a joint
session to be attended by both men
and women.
Another problem in which farm
women will be especially interested is
the home care Of the sick, a matter Of
very grave Importance owing to the
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It has been proved that many a
woman actually walks hundreds of
miles more than is necessary every
year, owing to the poor arrangement
of her house Or its furnishings Much
Iof this misdirected energy might be
saved by q little careful planning. To
aid in such planning is one Of the
purposes Of the Agric uituraI Extension
Short Course to be held here under
the direction of a staff Of workers