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Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1916-08-12
EVER SALIVATED BY
CALOMEL? HORRIBLE!
CalOmel is quicksiIved and acts like dy-
Mantle on your liver.

CaIomel loses You \ day! You know
what calomcl H.. It's mercury; quicksilver
Calomel II dangerous. u crashes into Sour
bile like dynamite. cramping and -scken-
ing YOU. Calomcl attacks lhe homes and
shond never be put Into your system.
When Won feel bilious. sluggish, con-
-tinatcd and al Knocked out and believe
YOU need a dose OF dangerous calomcl just
remember that Your druggist sells for ~
cents N large bottle of nod-on'- Liver
Tone. which i~ entirely vegetable and
pleasant to take and is a perfect snb-t
tnic for caloncL. II i~ Guaranteed to start
Your liver without stirring you mp inside
and can ~ ~uhvate.
Don't take calomcIi Ii makes Won sick
the next day: Il loses YOU a days work.
Dod-on'S Liver Tone S%traiehtenS Won
right mp and You feel great. Give il tu the
children because il y perfectly harmless
and doesn't gripc.-adv.
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1916-08-12
18th Infantry Plays
At Army Post Tonight

The Fourth United states infantry
under Band Leader James Il Prcwitt.
will play at Fort Brown tonight ~ :
o'clock. The following program Will he
rendered:
|. March. 'Nahant'' ........T Thomas.
>. Medley Overture -Eit> WIT RENT ~
Hits No. L.. arr Iamnc
Introducing 'NpuN Always Er the
Same Sweet Girl". ~>ooncr or ~
ter; You'll Find q Little Bit of
Ireland Ever, where tome Back ~
,rizoua;' That MIDNIGHT Trolic nf
Mine" Memories Chin Chin Open
Nanr Ilcart;' NV Dreaming china La
d,;' They Don't Believe Me ~Tndcr-
Meath the Stars" Loading Up the
Mauiy Ice"
i. Solo. E%uphonium. lie Reeve II.
Amour tpla,cl ~ Mus. WilliamSl ....
MillarS.
I >errnatlr love in ldlenc>S"' ....
..... Macbeth
!. Grand Fantasia ~Maritana" ....
ACKNOWLEDGEMENTS. W V. Wallace
tThc Opera Mauritania Was first pro
duced in London in 1851
4 Fox Trot. And They Called 1t
lfNieiand. Whiting.
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1916-08-12
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Please refd Fuur classified ads an the first
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Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1916-08-12
Sacred Heart Church.

Catholic soldier. stationed IN Brownsville
have been extended Y ~Ircial invitation to ut
tsud All services It the PARISH chHrh"s In this
FITS. ~ tIr Slcr.,i Han ,AIrvh. rs -'r- ot
SrNth .ni Elizabeth -tltrt-- ILtr. Nf.l lee =
trI- ,-IEi.n F.. mla. 4tt.fh 4, iurrruw
morning with a sermon NJ English and bene-
dicTlUu.
AI soldiers who sing are invited To join the
choir. Ihvr. Nil b- choir practice 1T a.3u
O'Clock nest Saturday night IN the immaculate
F.rt church
t.ut-~-u.. .t.l - h.sui sr t1gt llnt.
every ., fr..u u ~. u u'ciu-h ANA from l-.0
tn SO O'Clock IA the evening uud before
masses. Those VINO wish "a confess should
ring thc beil ~ the sacristy door. Sick calls
should TX turned In over telephone number
80.
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1916-08-12
Mexican Presbyterian Church.

All Interested English speaking as wen as
Spanish speaking people in the city are in
Vtted - attend 4 special service at the Mexi-
can PRESBYTERIAN churh Sunday afternoon
when Bishop l.. :. johnson IF Sioux City.
Iowa. chaplain II the Second Iowa infantry.
viii preach. Rev. Elezar Perez viii interpret
Lhe sermon, phrase by phrase, into Spanish.
The service Viii begin ~ 80 O'Clock. 4 song
team from the regiment will furnish special
song numbers.
Sunday -rhuol services will Dee held af q
O'clock IN the morning and Christian ind.avur
services IN the evening az Go o'clock. iama-
liaf-ly following the preaching service.
other services viii be- IN charge 0f Rev. W.
A. Ross. the pastor.
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1916-08-12
&c. The order of services follows:
At ~ O'clock 4. n.

ice. The order of services follows:
At % O'clock 4. H.
Doxology.
Invocation
Anthem, Jesus Lover of My Soul"
Oaertory, Violin, selected. Wm. Il. Bray
ton.
Solo: My God. My Father, While l Stray"
Corp. T. H. Griest-
Scripture lessen and prayer.
Hymn.
sermon: Tempted If SATAN
Hymn and Benediction.
At o O'Clock p. ~.
Invocation.
Hymn.
DGcrtnrr.
~nl": selected Lieut.. W. !. Brush.
Scripture lesson and prayer.
Hymn.
sermon. Lieut.. Thos. Humphrey.
Hymn and bcnediction.
SUNDAY srl"ol services are held m 9:lI
O'Clock .l the morning. AT : o'clock Wednes-
dry evening viii hc the usual weekly prayer
meeting. Rev. J.. g. VI. Ramsey. Pastor.
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1916-08-12
Church Services
First Mefhodist Church.

Bishop f. :. Johnson. chaplain of the See
ond Iowa infantry. viii preach at the First
Methodist Episcopal church. South. at ii
O'Clock Sunday morning. \ special song serv-
ice has been arranged by the choir in con
junction viii singers from the regiment. The
public is welcome.
Sunday night. beginning NJ : o'clock. win be
a special sersice with a sermon by Dr. n. Il.
Sessions If BeeYille. district presiding elder.
Rev. j. :. HowIeS. Pastor.
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1916-08-12
OFFICE DEPARTMENT QUARTER

MASTER. Fort Sam Houston. Texas.
Sealed proposals viii be received here I'M
til II 90 n. M. August IL. l9F. for fur
nishing gasoline. forage and bedding re-
CURED at Southern Department posts.
during the period beginning Oct. j, 1916.
and ending June 80. 1917.
Information furnished upon application.
S-l2-li-l5-l6
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1916-08-12
Social Notes

Mrs. Ralph r.. Holland was hostess this
week 10 the Wednesday Bridge Club. at the
Holland home in West Brownsville A deli
cions punch was served during the games. and
an lee and cake course followed. Mrs. H. T.
Molsr received the club prize. and Mrs; J. ~
Mrs. John T. Rusledge. Mrs. L. 4. Whiting.
Mrs. r.. X r.. Howard. Mrs. u. g. Stegman.
Mrs. James A. BROWNE. Mrs. John ..rrgg. Mrs
MoIer. Mrs. Nixon. Miss Jeanette krohn. Miss
Hattie Hopper and Miss Iiortense Nixon.
a.
Mrs. John Gregg Friday afternoon enter
tanned the Friday Rridgde Club. 4 salad
course preceded the games. Prizes were re
c-iyed rs Mrs J. &. George and Mrs James
a. Browne.
Mrs. W. H. Mclpavitt. Mrs. John T.. I.utetlge.
Mrs. ". II. r~utegnat. Mrs. Ralph Schmeling.
Mrs. J. G. George. Mrs. -. 1. Hicks. Mrs.
Emarc y. Order. Mr.. a. Wayne Wood. Mrs.
!. VI. N.y.n. Mrs. ~. J.. Speru. Miss Jeanette
Krohn. Miss Ashii Hubby ~ Waco, and Miss
Maria Browne.
The army women's class n the first aid
Red Gross. will be- examined ~ 2 o'clock Mon
day afternoon bv Dr. II. X. Loew instead #
80 MondlE afternoon ~ was announced
eng lrnH A afnftra VIA rA.a
DDt. ..rtet
III" civilian class czam.nation in first ad
wart. wif bn hold TUESDAY afternoon III .
O'clock. by Dr. Zincham of the army medical
corps. at the home of The City Federation II
""men's clubs on Elizabeth street
y
Ms virginia harrison. VINO mas been IN"
guest fhe past three weeks nf Miss Maria
Fernandez has returned ~ her home in san
Antonio. Mss Harrison was The recipient ~
manf ,a i.,,,..r., 1919, 1870 NM I" Nif'
liaITi-'h Il" 81 Nht'li"' '"" "i''I " IT,"
"SS '''' III" run" H''-
UT .S',"~ "I' Ml'f my F,iufnto
and Seguin.
%
- motor party r. I..i le'l,l and diHn'r
enjoyable event last evening for thirteen.
nn ,, ~ m pnat{ "'ts 49, 10y" hyn-
Hicks: Lieutenant and Mrs. Eliutt. M. ana
NJ y Il II Morrison "i Sin l'rht". MesSrs
The Misses Young entertained Ny tho Coun
irE 'lgn ms @it,on"n % luncheon. ~i'li'w"d
guest, Mis- Gortrllr Arnold af N"aLum. vi
lien dl n' Nv W.. ",I". hl''','
.-r~ The center piece was p great JncI
il'In'I pre- nnd },'N"" "n",na ,ti'nd.d w
\ seven course luncheon delighted thr gursi-
Swt"'s ~rrr h"n h""V bog Httir r"~r "i'-. 900
Th,,-r nr,-.nf .n.1rl.d t.-,is. ~. b.u.,
guest, Mi.s ARNOLD. Mis-. i-lnucllr kryhu "i
nhs."' "" Nl.'' l'l'l''
IIortrusc NlAuu. Msria Frrr,nd.l Auy.Y.
S"na'H IN : 'iih'1y. 'nt th, ."+',-~,S Miss
Mrs. \. n. K,nt ,rd firfi. ..n returned
nom m rNt"nd,d v-H 4" r-latiec- lnd
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1916-08-12
Immaculate Conception Church.

Spanish ~rrNlfts NJ tnp IIllnACuLitt NUnIfU-
tion churh SUNDAY are announced ~ follows:
Masses nt 4. 80 and = O'Clock il the morn
Ing. sermons i'm spanish.
ntgiuniuR SUNDAY. August q. a special mass
Afl lr said I 1890 O'Clock IN the morning
with Sermon iu English and seats reserved toE
soldiers.
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1916-08-12
EpiscAnaL Church.

The usual T:3n o'clock %ommunion service
will hc hrld at thr Episcopal church Sunday
morning.
Al the III n'cirk service Rev. George Nc
nuugali. pastor. win preach. Special invita-
rinu has been extended to visiting soldidcrs \
number of singers from the Virginia camps
ar, expected to hc present and assist ~ thc
song ~~urvivr.
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1916-08-12
WITH YOUR DRINKING WATER.
Use H0rsf0rd'S Acid Phosphate.

\ half tc-poonrul III each cup ncutralizes
the alkali and f%ortitics The system against
disorder caused by impure drinking
water. Strengthens the digcstion.-adv. 10
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1916-08-12

POSITION WANTED hy young man Il years
al age. ms office man. several years eNper-
-N73t
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1916-08-12
TELEGRAPHy.
BUSINESS CHANCES.

WANTFD-A partner IN y good paying husi-
NESS IN brownsville. small capital and time
onrircd. n. Herald. Zri
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1916-08-12

WA\TFp-Twu second hand cash registers
ana one small iron safe. Must Ne i'm good
condition ana y bargain. Address III. Herald.
SO.
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1916-08-12
ROOMS WANTED.

" VI; MAN wants room and board with pri-
waite family. close in. near uostrftirf. Nj
dress II. ~ Care Herald. -
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1916-08-12
FARMS EnR SALE

InIt SALE or TRADE Wei INovce
Sn.arre farm near kiugsyillc. gu5 W. tinrin.
mani ave. SAN Antonio. Texas. NJ. ~
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1916-08-12
CLASSIFIED
ADVERTISING


MALE HELP WANTED. Young man in Ship
ping Department. nnst speak Spanish. good
in Arithmetic and writing. make application in
own hand writing.
IlIMANN. STERN \ kIiAISE. Inc.
brownsville. Texas. !.
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1916-08-12

WANTED ruukS and NtitcEs az once.
Donna Hotel. Donna. Texas. 4.
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1916-08-12

4 motor party 80 Point Isabel ana diuurl
enjoyable event last evening fur thirteen
Those IN the party were Mssrs Evelyn Ben
nett. Miss Bennett. Gene >hrrun. Meth,
Hicks: Lieutenant and Mrs. Elliott. Mr.. unt
Mrs w. =. r. Morrison WI san E.uito. Messr.
Mct'uirc. I,aborg. Crane amI Newman.
The day book. [volume] (Chicago, Ill.) 1911-1917, 1916-06-01

FABLE.-Once upon a time there
was an ASS that went up into the
mountain, threw a lions skin over his
head and brayed in his most deep
and terrible tones. Said he to him
self: 81 shall come forth and proclaim
to all living things and men that I
am the king of beasts. They shall
tTemble in fear and woe unto them
that heed not my roar" and there is
sued from his mouth such wisdom as
confounds fools. (Hee-haw, roar,
hee-hawD
And some there were with little,
stunted, Undeveloped brains who
straight-way accepted his Ass-ship
at the face value of his bray and fell
PROSTATE upon the ground and wor-
SHIPPED, saying, "This is indeed the
Messiah of Promise Cheavy on the
promise) from Halsted street"
But again, others there were who
examined into the matter and said
one to another: LET us test this new
King of Beasts to determine whether
he really is the Lion he pretendeth to
be and whether he can demonstrate
the power of which he boasts"
"FOr," said one, while he truly
wears a shaggy name and indeed pre-
sents the face of lion, he also wear
eth hOofs and brayeth like unto an
ASS" Then another answered and
said: Thou speakest well. The man
tie is that of Lion EsaU, but the voice
is that of Jacob ASS" So, with one
acclaim they jeered him and tainted
The day book. [volume] (Chicago, Ill.) 1911-1917, 1916-06-01

RADICAL JUDGE. The judicial
election, with the usual bunk advice
to place conservative men on the
bench, is close at hand.
The judicial ideal is supposed to be
the polished gentleman who allows
precedents handed down from past
generations, which had far different
ideals from the present.
The men to put on the bench are
red-blooded men, living in the pres
ent, who will be willing to make, in
stead of follow presidents, even at
the risk of having their decisions re-
versed by a higher court.
The writer's idea of a good Judge
is one who will make all decisions
according to justice and who when
opposed by the statutes will use his
influence to amend or repeal unjust
or outworn1 laws. Don't fear he will
be too radical, as the courts are full
of old fogies who will act as a ball
ance wheel for any too radical
change in the judicial machinery
JarIath Gibbons.
The day book. [volume] (Chicago, Ill.) 1911-1917, 1916-06-01
A cHIcAooAN WHO'S AoIN SIS

A CHICAGOAN WHO'S AGlN SIS
Mayor Thompson of Chicago gets
this out of his system:
Under pernicious Democratic rule
> we are capitalizing the hatred,
the misery, the suffering, the mortal
agony and all the train of pitiful in
cidents of the dreadful carnage in
Europe. Death in Europe spells dol
lars in, America"
GOlly! We bet he has been down
to the packing houses.
News that Ford may sail June. IS
on another peace trip will be cheer
ing to a lot Of candidates making tit-
ney campaigns for the Republican
nomination,
The day book. [volume] (Chicago, Ill.) 1911-1917, 1916-06-01

him with the boasts he had made and
could not fulfill.
Moral: Religious takers kindly re-
frain from proclaiming your Cod
ship, but rather go forth and DO the
works of which you boast, if you
have any power. Put up or shut up"
-Aesop..
The day book. [volume] (Chicago, Ill.) 1911-1917, 1916-06-01

be able to get foodstuff for his fam
lily of five. The wages he gets from
the company is not enough to keep
the wolf away from his door. Would
not that man be afraid to strike for
better wages "A Consumer.
THE CANDIDATE have stud
led the lives andworks of the various
Republican candidates and 1 can say
without a doubt that either Burton,
BOrah or Weeks is the kind of man
this country most needs. Common
sense" is what is needed now more
than any thing else, and they have it.
Mrs. Mary E. Coulter,
The log cabin Democrat. [volume] (Conway, Ark.) 1908-current, 1916-01-27
WILL SPEAK FOUR
Times IN COUNTY
HODGES NAMES DATES
CANDIDATE FOR GOVERNOR TO
DELIVER ADDRESS HERE
TUESDAY.

Earle W. Hodges, secretary of state
and candidate for governor, will make
four speaking appointments in Faux
ner county next week, according to
an announcement made from his
headquarters at Little Rock today.
Mr.. Hodges will arrive at Conway
at $3.50 next Tuesday afternoon and
will speak at the courthouse at 1880
Tuesday night. On Wednesday he
will deliver three addresses in the
|county, as follows:
Vilonia, Wednesday, February 2, at
10 a. m.
Enola, Wednesday, February 2, at
2 p. m.
Greenbrier, Wednesday, February
z, at 1880 p. m.
A cordial invitation is extended to
everyone to come out and hear Mr..
Hodges. His opponent, DR.. C. H.
Brough, spoke here last week and has
previously spoken at several other
points in the county, but this will be
Mr.. Hodges first appearance in
Faulkner county during the present
campaign
The log cabin Democrat. [volume] (Conway, Ark.) 1908-current, 1916-01-27

states that the groom is 54 and the
bride 10 years of age.
Mrs. Ruff has been employed as a
saleslady in her fathers store on
Front street, and early Tuesday ev-
ening, while Mr. Favre had gone to
ms supper, Mr.. Ruff appeared with
Rev. j. r. Giddens, county treasurer
who was called upon for a quick GER
emony. Mr.. Ruff. who is travelling
salesman, left Tuesday night for
points west of Conway and had
not returned this morning. Mr..
favre, it was stated, had not yet been
apprised of the marriage of his
daughter.
The log cabin Democrat. [volume] (Conway, Ark.) 1908-current, 1916-01-27
HAYS NOT LIKELY
TO TAKE STUMP

Little Rock, Jan. 27.-It is not at
all likely that Governor Hays will
take the stump for Mr.. Hodges for
governor. His position in the matter
is clearly set forth in the following
letter addressed to T. E. Haley and
C. W. Highfill of Paragould:
Il am in receipt of your very kind
invitation to open campaign for Mr..
Hodges in your city. l thank you
very much for your kindness but beg
to say that l have never made the
statement that | would take the
stump in the interest of Mr.. Hodges
or any one else. l stated that since
DR.. Brough had endeavored to drag
me into the campaign l would give
the people an opportunity to know
my views with reference to his at
titude on public matters. l did not
state how this would be done. l do
not even know whether or not it
The log cabin Democrat. [volume] (Conway, Ark.) 1908-current, 1916-01-27
ANOTHER FLOOD
IN RIVER COMING
HIGHEST IN II YEARS
IS PREDICTED FOR ARKANSAS
RIVER, AS A RESULT OF
HEAVY RAINS.

A stage of 27 feet or more at Little
Rock, the highest in IL years, is pre-
dicted for the Arkansas river today
by Section Director H. S. Cole. Ex-
cessive rains throughout the basin of
the river in Oklahoma and Arkansas
yesterday and last night, coming with
the river already filled to the flood
stage, are responsible for the big rise
which is on its way.
A special flood warning telegraph
cd to all points along the river this
morning said that the Arkansas will
reach % or more feet at Dardanelle,
p or more feet at Little Rock, and
% or more feet at Pine Bluff. The
flood stage at Dardanelle is 20 feet,
at Little Rock 23 feet and at Pine
Bluff 25 feet.
If a stage of q feet is reached at
Little Rock it will be the highest
water since June II, 1904, when a
stage of 27.8 feet was recorded
The crest of the present flood pass
ed Little Rock Tuesday, but the river
has been falling very slowly since
that time and much of the lowlands
are already overhowed
Little damage is expected to result
along the river front in Faulkner
county, which is nearly all protected
with levees, but there will probably
be considerable loss in the bottoms of
the Cadron creek from the backwater.
The second rise means that Con-
way consumers will have to continue
to use river water instead of creek
water for an indefinite period. The
backwater from the Arkansas puts a
heavy burden on the waterworks sys-
tenn, as it is impossible to secure per-
feet filtration. When the muddy riv-
er water is all that is available only
one of the two big pumps can be op-
Grated and it is necessary to wash
the filters at frequent periods. Supt.
E. V, Leverett said today that as soon
as the finances of the city will permit
he favored the construction of large
settling basin of three or four million
gallons capacity, to be kept filled with
creek water and to be drawn at such
times as the present, when the creek
is filled with river water. This would
not only prevent the city from ever
having to use the river water, with
its disagreeable taste, but would
make filtration much easier through
out the year, as the water would be
allowed to settle before being forced
through the filters.
The log cabin Democrat. [volume] (Conway, Ark.) 1908-current, 1916-01-27
ENGINEERS LEG BROKEN.

Engineer Gibson, in charge of pas
senger train No. 105, due at Conway
at SAP o'clock a. M, sustained a
broken leg last night when his engine
ran off the track near Sallisaw, Okla.
A washout of about 100 yards of
track, caused by the heavy rains OF
last night, and which was unobserved
by Engineer Gibson, was the cause OF
the accident No one else was hurt
The train was delayed eight hours
reaching here at 2 o'clock this after
noon.
The log cabin Democrat. [volume] (Conway, Ark.) 1908-current, 1916-01-27
NORMAL MA|DfNS
TO PLAY CENTRAL

The State Normal girls basketball
team will play Central College Mon
day afternoon at 4:30 o'clock, on
CentraPs court. The collegiate lassies
have not played any match games this
season, but are reputed to have a
strong team. The Educators have
played four games, winning them all,
and are confident they will add an
other victory to their string Monday
although they expect stubborn opposi-
ton. The Normal team will line up
as follows: Anna Belle Parish and
Fay Blair, forwards; Virginia Jack
son and Clyde Davis, guards; Mary
Kennedy and Zola Stanfield, centers
May Wray and Bill Scott, substitutes.