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The West Virginian. [volume] (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1914-1974, 1916-04-19
WILL SEND TEAM
TO CHARLESTON.
High School to Progress.
Rapidly In Athletics
This Year Year.

The High schoolstrackSteam is plan
ming 10 90 to- Charleston this year to.
attend the state High school track
meet. The Fafrmonf .schoo1Shas never
had q representationsattth the state meet
but & possible this year Will see 9.
strong and we1l:baIancedateam from.
the local school which will prove con
siderable ofafactorinsth the final award
ing OF the honors.
For the first time the local track
team will have an able coach in the.
person Of ttRedSs Jones,gwho has been.
engaged apdgis now daily working 70
rot the local boys in shape. The first
meet for theteamsSts with the Normal
NEXT week atssouth Sideepark and this
meet wilIdeterminein a large measure
the personnelso OF the teams that will
30 to Gharlstons
II IS hopedsto#take at least 10 men
TO the state meetif I May and nearly
twice this number OF candidates are
daity practtcing.
The West Virginian. [volume] (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1914-1974, 1916-04-19
SCOUTS %ENTERTAIN

The Wolf Tribe of Lone SCOUTS OF
sRiyesy1lle gave aSblgsnoxs supper and
social at the fschools house Saturday
night. TheSpoyss sold ceScreams pops
scakeHand8 candy. Althogether they
cleared $i1s23. Some time next sum
the Tribe IS going on aScamplngI
3trpYtosoheat m%ountatns.
The West Virginian. [volume] (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1914-1974, 1916-04-19
NEUTRALITY-SUSPICIOUS.

AL: ooEHiIhsmA SS
WHEEL1NGsM. Va.,sAprtls1s-The
ithirty.fourth annual encampment$ ot
the DepaTsmentaof West Virginia OF
the G!S5A.3R. win be held at Sisters
willie Mays16s&T andE1s: commanasr
CharlestTsS ReedlpfifhtsLcity ANNOUNCED
today thats;detaiIs for the encampment
are bet1g;compteted.
The West Virginian. [volume] (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1914-1974, 1916-04-19

Poor othello with his occupation.
gone. WAS agtramp. He should have.
Enogfn Teach Cross! Having quit the
ring Leach islbossiofsth three occupations
-denttst tire salesman and cloak
The West Virginian. [volume] (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1914-1974, 1916-04-19
no RIGHr@HoMARp.

NEW HAVEN, April 1s:-Anotler
Jones has set out to carve his niche
in the hall Of athletic famesat Yale.
Following the steps of9hIs illustrous
brothers, "Tadn and; Howard; both mir
acle men of the gridiron andsheadline5
terssil baseball basket:baEl and other
The West Virginian. [volume] (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1914-1974, 1916-04-19

The worlds champion liar is the
who talks about himself.
The West Virginian. [volume] (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1914-1974, 1916-04-19

CLARENCE AND TAD JONES.
varsity sports. Clarence, a younger
brother has donned athletic spangles
;andsset outstogwinsa place on the Blue
track squad. Qlarencegh has displayed
many flashes of the form that made
STadFand. Howard heroes ot the cam
pus audiis Stouted to scoreimany points
In the big{meets schednledEthis spring.
The West Virginian. [volume] (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1914-1974, 1916-04-19
IQGLL Athletes
ARE RABDIMWQRK
;BothfNormal and d Pre-
pairing For Coming
q TrackMeet

The be: held.
in Fairmont viii be April 20 whensthei
local Normal teamSandth Htghischool
team win meet at South Side Park.
Between baseballlan dstrackst the Nor
NAL athletes are ndeed{hayingiaf busy
time pfacttcing daily and rounding
intoicondftfon rapidly! Another base:
bali game is EtoSbeF played this after.
noon andEthes Normal nine villstryEto:
win9Back5the game they lost TO the
FairyteWSHigh school Saturday. The!
Fairyiew team will come here today,
IandSthea game will besplayed q 1.-THE,
Isouthssides Park grounds:
The West Virginian. [volume] (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1914-1974, 1916-04-19

Adyices fromgtie e~astftndicate that
Moneypennyssthe sprinter, looks ike
d million dollars.
The West Virginian. [volume] (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1914-1974, 1916-04-19

Coal companyic Chartered
CHARLESTON, ". va. Aprils191
lThesKentucky By-ProductsE Coal com.
pany8 OF Huntingtonfw asstssuedEat Ger:
The West Virginian. [volume] (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1914-1974, 1916-04-19
VIOLA


Mrs: e: M.kWhite, who has been
sick for2some time5Ewe4learp is slow
|ly improving: a
Mrs. Leonard CurrysWas visiting,
friends near Grafton the last fof the
week
DC:sGoodnight. ofkFairmcnt. was
iYisitiagSth family Of y. Q. Harris
over Sunday.
Mr. and5MrsaA.aCaki and Mr.
and Mrs Lester PitchsFs spent Sunday
Fswith relatiyesgat Laurel Run:
Mrs. Vadies Hartleysisi on the sick
list tthisSW writing.
NIissessM May and 5azelSFsather and
Miss IWestssof Fairmont, spent aSatur-
dIslndayssWft Mr. and Mrs. @.
IS. Harris .
SSchool closed tsthiss place Tues:
day ThesSehildren2 Wereigiyen q nice.
treat at:thefclos of the school.
Mr. .aiqSMrs.f Hail. McBee OF Mo-
nongalfafeodnty spent Saturday night
;with2J5J SHarris!and family.
NJ and Mrs. OTIS Sergent. of Fair.
Notwithstanding Mr.Sanl5Mrs. S. r..
}SeFgentSoYer Sunday: ST
lfissSGoTa.Glayton andsMissiKirk OF
lFairnpont. WeFescal1ers2atfth shomegof.
HS%E.aHarriBETh week.
Wade ~sattsrfeld offFRiYesyille. was
stheNgueattofFC lareIIcedHarris Sunday.
EsKrs:3sD.sN SrideE5S Eairmont, was
,xtsiting fJ$NS MISREPRESENTATION the
flastFotstIehw weeks
ACKNOWLEDGEMENT. Smith, of
FairmontsSWiuSbe <atstheFschQollh house
here yEEnigbt; ne&t: s&$All who
are interested Yagricu1tnre are in.
jviteds toiattend, sitgwillsaIHoSbe the last
nightsof3 ntsfegy:for thssyeaEE
The West Virginian. [volume] (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1914-1974, 1916-04-19
oEBT JR.
pitchlnatKnuckIeball!

Few lid pitchers have attempted to
master theI knucAeE bal, and, in fact,
only Il lew 1nished stwirlers use this.
style Of delivery. TomsSeatonso of the
Cubs. lis onesof Observation-Disclosures
IN the use Of hesGmuckler. ItisTeallyi
a slow bstlEand q corkerEtof mixwith.
speed. Goaehers standing satsfrst or
change inigffps on thelball3 ustsbefoTe
tile pitch 81 made Hold Sthes bail as!
shown IA tie lower hguTesand&1hstbe be.
fore detfgefings drawSyour EknucI1es.
back ainnost toNthe top ofsthetba118asl
IA top hgute. The pitch Willssendsthe
bail floating ikzi1y and without areyos
luton TO tie plate andinYariably cause
the batter 10 swing before he should.
The hospital ii worthy Of youS sup:
port. 30 ready whon nag Day comes
ard cr1fFlh3tS
The West Virginian. [volume] (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1914-1974, 1916-04-19

A gent entitled Gable has been sep
mated fronEtheFYankee roster. S'pose
Bill ponoyanBcutth the cable?
The West Virginian. [volume] (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1914-1974, 1916-04-19

no date BennySKauf is only about
200 points shy Of his hotel lobby cIout-
The West Virginian. [volume] (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1914-1974, 1916-04-19
Baseball in Nutshell
NATIONAL EEAGUE.
Yesterdays

CINCINNATI .....4-Plttsburgh .... 3
Philadelphia .4-Boston. q. 10
st. Louis-Chicago, wet grounds
New York-Brooklyn; cold weather.
'Ten innings.
The West Virginian. [volume] (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1914-1974, 1916-04-19

Mrs Pippy 90 the New York Yankees
granted an interview after batting
against Walter johnson. HE may be
4 good pitcher, but I can't see him."
contested MrSPipps
The West Virginian. [volume] (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1914-1974, 1916-04-19
sP0RT NOTES

Fred Fnltonsis asplasterer by trade.
hut he hasn't worked at his trade since
he took up t%boxtighting as a side line.
The West Virginian. [volume] (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1914-1974, 1916-04-19

zoe Judge Washington ~tlrstsacker,
originally toiled in IN electric powe=
heuse. NowEweSknow why he spran-
ktes In fast company.
The West Virginian. [volume] (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1914-1974, 1916-04-19
the, clubs.E

w. L. 5Pct
Philadelphia .a3 Z
Gincinnati5Es y: ss.s i. 3 G.II
Boston I6g
st. Louis ~. ;5Q
Pittsburgh 1910. u
Chicago ..:.....: ~
New York 39
Brooklyn 90
The West Virginian. [volume] (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1914-1974, 1916-04-19

Carry Herrmannshas given JACK Dal-
ton the gateSbecause the latter wanted
q raise In pay. Garry probably said:
Curse you Jack Dalton; keep your
The West Virginian. [volume] (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1914-1974, 1916-04-19

Today,sSehedules
Boston at philadelphia
New York at Brooklyn.
The West Virginian. [volume] (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1914-1974, 1916-04-19


YesterdaytssResllts
Columbus 40. Kansas City,.
st Paul "a Indianapolis Z.
Toledo ~.
Minneapolis go Louisville 3.
w.
Columbus 0 "a:
st. Paul ];
Toledo ...... /,
Minneapolis 81. TO- Il:
Kansas City
Indianapolis SOS.
Milwaukee i. ~ I.
louisville \.
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Standing 81 the Clubs.

w. /. SPc
Boston. .......... ...: 81
Chicago :....:.::. s:f1
New York ...:... .1 S.6f
st. Louis ....... t5C
Washington ...... .5G
Detroit /. ...:. III
Cleveland :3a
Philadelphia go zoo
The West Virginian. [volume] (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1914-1974, 1916-04-19

ThekCIasedSctfete$
Young iFl@SYes$ ISfeelSan intense
ilongfpgIt dos somethfl Tor Others.
nimeansby
tothers!S
""Wel31ssuppose almost anybody
outside ofsmY simmediate Efamily.%-
The West Virginian. [volume] (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1914-1974, 1916-04-19
INTERCHANGEABLE

New York 41Phtladelphia /.
Washington l1BostoG 9:
Detroit .... 4-Gleyssand 3:
Chicago -St. Louis :S:
The West Virginian. [volume] (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1914-1974, 1916-04-19

Touay5 ScHeuuTe.St !,
st. Louis at Chicago.
Phi1adelphia;a N York:
Washing on atgeBostonS
Detroit at 0leVeIand.1
The West Virginian. [volume] (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1914-1974, 1916-04-19

Figureou how asmoketl like this llsstss your
palate sun-up-t o=tirn-ia=t ugotoRFnceAibef
like
heflttrs
R.SL.REYN0IDs AHY.SNWHia,ton.ssIsR,SNs
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1916-12-12
SiDEIlGHTS0NNARn0VE

IF THE RUMANANS could sufficient drive
the Germans Poh Prahova they could
hope establish themselves the line the aomtza and its
tributaries
Failing this maintaining until the whole
Waacha abandoned and the Modavan the Buzcu
is reached
There which
delayed sending
squch when premier
the Russians have been Bwna the
which has brought little and other aid the dond and de-
ad forces of King Ferdinand possibility that the Russians are
sufficient Bucharest
however Mackensen likely that the
Russians being scattered instead concentrated such surmse
discounts possibility of Of by the
Rumanan and continued the Bucu line Such retire
Germans
BY of the Danube the Ssia the Germans
behind the Rumanians this section making stand south the
outo o the question
1t that the Poh be held check
reeang chance
The the depends the
holding the Poh Falkenhans this district
could swiftly southwark would
hundred
passed
Thousands of lie the
Jomtza the Between rolling
natural artificial Notifications of
Rumanis shortened her by
$40 miles This figure will be increased 500 miles she wins her
the Moldavian
such would affect the Dobrua
With the broad marshes OF the Danube behind the Black
side other Danube
the would be While
Russians expected hold Dobruda there
lof lasting and flank abandonment OF
Dobrudia positions the Constanza railway
The Russian line Douda eighty miles Bulgaria
point get
Bulgaria
the slight she has today thirty miles from Bu
garian boder-W. NJ, II
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1916-12-12
OIL FIELDS AND ALFALFA FIELDS.

MANY mlionaircs are being created from the product
i'A of the Oklahoma oil fields No millonares are
being made in Oklahoma right from alfalfa fields,
but the future will bring records of wealth from alfalfa
after the oil reign is ended
Alfalfa fields will continue to produce riches long
there is such thing soil Alfalfa is enrichng
Oklahoma and it is interesting observe that number
of enterpsng of that section engaged in the produc
on OF oil to get money with which they arc buying stock
farms.
Yes, many oil men of Oklahoma are investing in land
which they stocking with puebred cattle and hogs
They give the that the oil will day
to flow from the deep holes which they have drilled but,
the cattle and hogs will multiply and bring profits nde
nitey
One oil producer planned establish his sons tho
livestock industry, using funds which his oil wells earned
lie is looking into the future and firm in the belief that
the livestock industry in Oklahoma attractive from
the standpoint of permanency
Oil fields irUnsh fine pastime Also they pay big
dividends But Oklahoma alfalfa fields are inviting to
those who wish longtime investments that will pay quar-
tery dividends long after the of fields are forgotten
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1916-12-12
OLDSToQlDS.
INNEWTYpH
Twenty Years Ago.
from 1ne TIMES PILES

Twenty Years Ago.
u. l, Lewis visited Guthrie yester-
day trying to secure bond before Judge
Dale for Huskey. the Lincoln county
murderer.
Father Lanslot has purchased and
donated to St. Josephs church two and
a half acres in Fairlawn cemetery.
VIII Clark returned from Norman
this morning
Mr. and Mrs. Matt Jones went to
Shawnee this morning.
Fifteen Years Ago.
The senate has confirmed the follow
ing reappointments Chief Justice
John n. Buiord, Associate Justices
Bayard T. Hainer and B. F. Burwell
Another snowstorm is predicted for
this evening
Charles +, Gilpin has purchased two
lots on East Grand avenue. II is un-
derstood that he will erect a wholesale
house
Howard & Ames have moved their
law offices from over the Lion store
to their new building on Robinson lust
south OF Grand
Bob Anderson was at the Grand
Avenue last night.
w d, Cardwell of Weatherford was
in the city yesterday
Ten Years Ago.
Mr.. and Mrs Burgess Purdon enter-
tanned the New State Dinner club last
night.
Mrs. b. NJ Dilley is entertaining her
sister, Mrs L, DeSteigner. of Okmul-
gee
The principal society event OF the
evening is the wedding OF Miss Mabel
Rogers and Mr.. Fred Marshall at the
home OF the brides parents. Mr. and
Mrs. /. H. Rogers OF North Broad
way. The ceremony will be performed
by Rev. w. L, Grahant, the bridal party
including Mr.. Charles Stiles as best
man and Miss Lois Brooks as maid
Mrs. Ben Ragsdale will entertain her
whist club tomorrow.
Mrs. James Franklin Harbour will
entertain tomorrow afternoon in honor
ot party OF h6usegucstS with a dra-
matte recital presenting Miss Meressa
Thompson in "Rebecca of Sunnybroox
Farm" The affair will be an entirely
new departure among .thc entertain
ments Of the season, and is anticipated
with pleasure by the large number of
invited guests.
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1916-12-12
A NOVEL APPEAL.

IN an advertisement in New York newspaper James
w, Gerard, ambassador to Germany prints letter
to George b. Mcclellan chairman OF the American relief
committee, and refers to the suffering among the women
and children in Germany.
Mr., Gerard tells of than a million widows and
orphans who have been left penness by reason of the
death OF their providers Efforts being made to feed
those hungry widows and orphans and. America is re-
spending to the appeal
Meantime the kaiser has plenty to eat Perhaps he
does not enjoy his meals No human could under similar
circumstances.
While America has not large amount of sympathy
for the German government there is of fine senti-
ment in this country toward the helpless and chill
dren OF Germany who eager for peace than any
of this side of the sea- and we'll do our part in
feeding them hoping that the hungry in tho father
land will be strong enough force Germany to make
and keep the peace
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1916-12-12
THE MUSKOCEE IDEA.

MUSKOGEE will hold monster good roads meeting
i'A Thursday to complete the plans for the election at
which bond issue of 100000 will be voted on.
The Mukogee people propose to the proceeds of the
bonds TO build hadsuraced roads from the ends of the
city pavements through the county The business OF
Muskosee county enthusiastic for country pavements
For many years only rough roads in evidence in
that county But with the advent of statehood and
organized county government levy and collect taxes
Muskogee took hold of the good roads
and will build permanent highways by the method
which resultsvong the public funds for the
pose and waiting for the to along with
Aladdn's lamp.
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1916-12-12
TIGHTENING THE SCREWS.

COLORADO has liquor regulations which prohibit the
~ sale of the stuff Dry are not satisfied with
the law which destroys the saloon yet permit. shipments
to reach the thirsty from points outside of the state so an
amendment is to be introduced in the legislature next
month which will contain proviso making the possession
OF liquor a criminal offense.
And the supporter, of the expect include
in the amendment restrictions prevent common carriers
from hauling liquor in the state II the lawmaker. don't
stumble against interstate obstacles this tighten
ing OF the will bring despair to the thirsty folk Of
the Centennial state.
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1916-12-12
2Hsc5R2AS,S 21sa5Ra4ics .27,667
DAILY AVERAGE FOR NOVEMBER 28, ,866
LINES WORTH REMEMBERING.
Il 10 the duty of every one to strive to gain
and deserve a good reputation.-ATTER-
BURY.
THE MEETING AT NORMAN.

EXPERTS in attendance at the economic convention
IL at Norman this week. Discussions will pertain
to farm problems including interest rates, tenants and
marketing
There is one subject which should he reviewed thor
oughly, in the hope that concerted action will be
taken to ust the 1917 cotton acreage of Oklahoma
The present price Of cotton is giving the Oklahoma
cotton planter brill Some years ago he prayed for
l5-cent That price reached and passed Cotton
has sold recently above 20 cents pound and this price IS
90 intoxicating that cotton planters naturally will look
forward to the added which they may plant
II there be general determination in the cotton states
to increase the acreage there will be 20cen cotton
year Perhaps the planter may face lO-ccnt cotton
An enormous crop might send the price below dime
pound and that would be distress.
Action TO induce Oklahoma cotton planters to hold to
the 1910 acreage less will help seadyng the price of
cotton year The convention Norman could do
better thing than to inaugurae campaign of education
for the purpose of urging planters to stick the 1910
acreage The press of the will support the
the various agricultural schools would enlist in the work
Let's have organized effort hold down the enthusiasm
which means of and less cotton dollars
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1916-12-12
THE zwIcK INSURANCE SUGGESTION

THE think of the suggestion of Judge William
H. Zwick about compulsory life insurance law the
stronger grows the feeling that such a law would be a dis
tnct aid in the crusade to abolish poverty
In his official position Judge Zwck has the chance 10
observe the payment, made by the county dependent
Widows They dependent for reason-ther hus-
bands had no life insurance
The legislature Seed wisely when ii passed the law pro-
dins that public ds should be used for widow,
md their little children The legislature now can take
advanced step and follow the plea of Judge 2wck
who believes that marriage license should be issued
unless the prospective groom lie insurance policy
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1916-12-12
Luke McLuke Says

Even when wife is praying for her
husband she keeps one eye open to
make sure that he isn't dong anything
he shouldn't be doing.
II is womans duty to look attract
i've. And you can't say that the girls
are not all doing their duty.
Why is il that when man receives a
good wallop at the hands of his politi-
cal party and is turned down when he
seeks a nomination, he suddenly dis.
covers that the Liquor Traffic is ar
Evil Thing and goes over to the Pro-
hibition ranks
There are lots OF ways to get ricf
quick One of them would be to secw'
the contract to gather the wads o.
chewing gum from beneath the seat
of all the theaters in the country, Ther
the gum could be worked over ant
sweetened and sold again. This idci
should be worth at least million I
year to hustler.
What has become of the old-fash
ioned girl who had so much hair tina
she could sit on her plait.
There are lots OF men who are 50
weak that they can't work for a living
but who are strong enough to run TIN
government, the War in Europe an'
the local ball team.
A woman will let you become tn,
father of her children, hut she doesn'
think enough OF your judgment to le
you select the wall paper for the house
There would be more devoted hus
bands IL woman could put as mucl
Pep into her kisses after marriage a
she does before marriage.
II has gotten so that it is harder TO
girl TO conceal hole in the knee o
her stocking than il is to conceal one II
the toe of her stocking.
A girl doesn't mind having a thicl
chest But she doesn't want her ankle
to get that way.
You may not believe II. But IN
woman who is "lnclined to Embon
point" weighs Just as much as tn
woman who is simply fat
Our idea Of a Pessimist is a bachelo
who thinks that he has as man
troubles as a married man.
Some men imagine that they are goo
citizens because they have managed I
train their consciences TO speak onl
when spoken to.
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1916-12-12

Two Oklahoma cities favorsbly mentioned in spc-
cia report being made locate the government armor
plate factory Well have the fuel; and Oklahoma is
ideally located Of range of hostile batteships that
might wish to destroy an armor plate factory
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1916-12-12

The prison visitor on his usual rounds
noticed that new man occupied . cell
that had been empty for some time.
MY friend" he began, may ] ask
what brought you herei"
THE same thing that brought you
here" replied the convict; "a desire to
poke my nose into other peoples busi-
ness, only generally used to 60 in by
the baiement window"
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1916-12-12
Huhi

What sort of a trip did you have7"
we asked the aviator. who had covered
the distance between Chicago and New
York in his aeroplane.
oh" was the reply, 81 had high
old time.
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1916-12-12
Critical.

The book reviewer makes me grin.
Because his one ambition,
| understand. is TO be In
A critical condition.
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1916-12-12
No Joke.

When things are contracted. tho small
Ter they grow"
Remarked my astute friend, Dan Metz
Now this Is n paradox, because we eli
know
It's different when we contract debts -
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1916-12-12
Help!

That woman is living under an as
sumed name" said Smith.
THAT so1" asked Jones.
"Nes," replied Smith. "She is mar
ried"
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1916-12-12

girl. I'm Helen Summer" said the
girl. That so2" said the man How
are you in winter" 81
--&~-
Names Is Names.
French German lives at Rogers, Ark
Our Daily Special
Hard Luck Hates Hard Work.
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1916-12-12
Wuffl

ITO the chiropodist I'll 20.
And TO the dentist" said Bin Bale;
I'm not a scrapper. ms you know.
But ! am fighting tooth and nail"
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1916-12-12

'H$GQLysns $50 y
Ouehl

IT'S different with his laurols, sirs,
Remarked old Mr.. Klein;
hut when a fellow wins his spurs.
He shouldn't rest on them"
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1916-12-12
Firms Is Firms,

Swift & Stiff run the Family Theater
at Middletown, Ohio
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1916-12-12

II congress passes that bill which provides for l-cent
local postage the candidate, for public office will rejoice
during the days that they mail appealing letters voters
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1916-12-12
How About Him7

Some Of the Corn Feds may desire an
obedient husband In case they do, re-
member that |. Obey lives at Bay City,
Michigan.
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1916-12-12
Noticel

c. A. Bergeler OF Waukesha, Wis
has been appointed night watchman for
the Club.