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Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1916-02-10
Ladies' and Misses long cloaks cut
down as low as 81 90 at Browns.
Annapolis News.

We have had lots of rain the past
week; now cold and cloudy.
Our town has been very quiet the
past week, all the men and boys be-
ing at work on the washouts on the
railroad between here and Poplar
Bluff. They leave here every norm
ing at six O'Clock or earlier on a spe-
cial train and return about 8 O'Clock.
Geo. L. Kemp, who lived Just over
the line in Reynolds county, on Bear
Branch, died very suddenly of heart
trouble last Friday afternoon. He had
been out at work and came in and laid
down on the bed to play with his
grandchild. He became quiet and it
Was,thought he was asleep. But on
investigation he was found to be dead,
The deceased was 6S years of age and
is survived by six sons and two daugh-
ters. He was laid to rest in Hyatt's
creek cemetery and there laid to rest
by the side of his wife who died five
years ago.
Geo. W. Hampton, who has been
suffering with the grip, went to Pop
lar Bluff for treatment last week.
The diamond drills are making pro-
| gress slowly this bad weather.
Fred and Ed Kemp came from the
Mitchell Mines last Friday to attend
| their fathers funeral.
John w. Hampton has secured a
job in the handle factory and will
move his family here soon.
VIM. E. Jones, who lives east OIL
| Annapolis, is sick with the grip.
The county court will be petitione6
this week to reappoint David Paris
as roadoverseer of this district. The
court will also be petitioned to rein.
corporate the town of Annapolis. ]
do nof see any benefit to be derived
therefrom. Besides / do not believe
the petitioners have proceeded ac'
eording to law.
February 18th is groundh og day, SC
the old squire says, So, Mr.. Editor
see if any of your groundhogs are
missing on that day.
Little Edna Henson has been suffer
ing with stomach trouble the pas
week, but is better now.
Mrs. Mathina Bolch is visiting her
mother in st. Louis.
Gus Funk is running his saw mil
and planer most of the time, not
w~ithstanding the cold weather.
Green Brooks is running his handle
factory every day and sometimes a
night. He is a useful man here.
Waterbury, & Keathley are doing
we'll with their handle factory. The,
run every day and employ fourteen
men.
F. M. Corey, aged SO, of Black rive.
was in town Saturday. He looks hal,
and hearty and makes cross AM
switch ties every day. BULLETIN.
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Teachers Examination.

The next regular examination will
be held in the public school building,
Ironton, Friday and Saturday, March
3D. and 4th, 1915.
ORDER OF sUBJECTs-FIRsT DAY,
Geography, 8 to $50 A. NJ.
Language, 8 to 1890 A. NJ.
Algebra, 10 to 1880 A. NJ.
photography, HOO A. M. to 1880 p
Grammar, 1880 to 3 P. NJ.
Arithmetic, $50 to 4 P. NJ.
Literature, 2:30 to 5 P. NJ.
Reading, 4:30 to 6 p. NJ.
SECOND DAY.
Civil Government, s to $50 A. NJ.
U. S, History, 8 to 1890 A, M,
Agriculture, 10 to 11;30 A. NJ.
Adv. Science, II A. NJ. to 1880 ?. M.
Physiology, 1880 to 8 P. NJ.
Pedagogy, 2:30 to 4 P. NJ.
ADV. History, $3.50 to s P. NJ.
G. w. HANSON, Sup't.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1916-02-10
NOTICE OF LETTERS.

Notice is hereby given, thatletters Of ADJ
ministration on the estate Of Henry II. Hol-
land, deceased, were granted to the under
signed, by the Probate Court Of Iron Coun-
ty, Missouri, bearing date the Ist day Of
February, 1916.
tate are requiredto exhibit them to the Ad-
ministrator for allowance within six months
after the date Of said letters, or they may Be
precluded from any benefit Of said estate;
and If such claims be not exhibited within
one year from the date Of the last Insertion
OF the publication Of this notice, they shall
be forever barred.
This Isl day d February, 1916.
HENRY K. HOLLAND, JR,
Administrator Of estate Of Henry r. Hol-
land, deceased.
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Des Arc Items.

The high water has damaged the
Iron Mountain track thousands OF
dollars. A work train picks up men
along the line, trying to get the track
In shape, so they can resume train
service. A large force OF men from
here are working with them. They
work day and night. Both of our Sec
rion foremsn, with their crews, are at
work there. They had the track tenn
porarily rebuilt, so the trains could go
through Monday. There is much suf-
fering in the flooded districts in Ark
ansas. Newport and other towns are
under water. The cold weather has
made the suffering much more than
during the food last August. Bust
ness is at a standstilI as the tie aud
lumber haulers can not get to town,
the creeks all being past fording.
Graves g. Stamp have been running
their factory the past week.
F. E. Farr went to st. Louis Sunday
with a car of stock.
E. W. Fitz and Ed Maddox, who
we're tied up here by the washouts,
went to st. Louis and took a train on
the Frisco to Arkansas.
In our last weeks items we failed to
mention that Rev. w. w. Strother, of
Fredericktown, while here on a bust
ness trip, preached to a large congre-
cation in the Methodist church. He
has many friends here.
Mesdames j. H. Stevenson, Maude
Brewington and e. W. Fitz were in
st. Louis shopping last week.
Mrs. Lee Strader and children are
visiting relatives here.
Mrs. Bessie Lovelace and little girl
will return to Doniphan Monday.
Misses Eunics Morris and lola How
ard came from Piedmont Saturday,
accompanied by the following young
people from that town: Misses Nettie
Carter, Bly, Bunyard, Celeste Burton
and Maude Seal, and Messrs. Paul
Bunyard, Hiram and John Ost and Sam
Holmes. They were entertained that
night at the home of Miss Euniee
Morris. Quite a number ere pres
ent and spent a pleasant evening.
Mrs, Jno. Farris returned Saturday
from Piedmont, where she was called
by the illness of her mother.
Jim King and wife from Rivermines
are visiting the latter's parents, Lu-
Their Daniels and wife.
Rev. Fugate and wife are moving tc
Piedmont this week. ISAAC.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1916-02-10

When, on last Thursday evening,
Rev. Mitchell answered a call Of the
door bell of the Presbyterian Manse,
he faced a band Of smiling women.
They we're members of the Ladies'
Social Club" and the occasion was
Mrs. Mitchell's SD anniversary which
the women have remembered each
year for several years past. The Wis
iting ladies' we're: Mechanics Jane
Newman, s. E. Jelly, w. 7. Gay, VIM.
Trauernicet, R. P. Grow, R. E. Rudy,
J4N. Bishop. +. Mullin, H. W. Tapley
and T. B. Pruitt. After greetings Mrs.
Bishop presented a purse of cash as a
birthday offering, and her happy pre-
sentation speech met appropriate re-
spouse from Mrs. Mitchell. 1t was
deeply regretted that Mrs. E. Kindell,
ST., on account of very recent in
disposition, was unable to be present.
Mrs. Sadie Fletcher and Mrs. L. ID.
Spencer, the other two members of
the "Club of Fifteenp-this soubriquet
indicates a Observation-Disclosures absent
from the valley. Mrs. Tapley's pro-
tege, Mary Tapley, was a special guest
and presented her gift. The evening
was spent in informal social Inter-
course, and the "girls'' INDUCED in
some ~rollicking innocent pastimes,
and departed, wishing Mrs. Mitchell
many happy returnsl 1t was a most
delightful affair. X.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1916-02-10
500 Reward. 500

The readers of this paper will be
pleased to learn that there is at least one
dreaded disease that science has been
able to cure. in all its stages, and that is
Catarrh. Halls Catarrh Cure is the only
positive cure now knoWn to the medical
disease, requires a constitutional treat
ment. Halls Catarrh Cure is taken in
ternally, acting directly upon the blood
and mucous surfaces of the system, there
by destroying the foundation of the dis
ease, and giving the patient Strength by
building up the constitution and assisting
nature in doing its work. The proprietors
have so much faith in its curative pow
ers that they offer One Hundred Dollars
for any case that it fails to cure. Send
for list of testimonials.
Address: I. j. CHENEY & CO, Toledo, o.
Sold by all Druggists, 75c.
Take Halls Family Pills for constipation.
advertisement,
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Personal.

R. A. Knapp went to Leeper Fri
day.
]. P. Porous went to st. Louis this
week.
Fred Kindell, Jr., went to sabula
Friday.
Rev. DR.. Riggs went to st. Louis
Monday.
F. 70. Codding went to Bismerck
Monday.
Allison Tins returned to Little
Rock Tuesday.
Mrs. J.. O, Strickland went to st.
Louis Monday.
Mrs. Amanna Moore went to St,
Louis Saturday.
r. s. Dodd Of Pilot Knob went to
Louis Wednesday.
Arch Hall of Arcadia was a caller at
this Office last Saturday.
Sam. Croker of Goodwater was in
attendance on county court this week.
Chester M. Stevenson is home after
an absence amonth in st. Louis and
Wayne county.
Mr.. and Mrs. H. B. Krenning came
from ST. Louis last Friday evening to
spend the week end at "The Naples
Mrs. Maude Jackson arrived from
Wheeling, w. Va, last week on a Wis
it her parents, Mr.. and Mrs. W. R
Edgar.
D. E. Fletcher and H. R. HOLLAND
were in st. Louis last week on bust
ness connected with the estate of thu
| late Judge Holland.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1916-02-10
ANNOUNCEMENT

We are authorized to announce
JOHN Il. BRADLEY of Dunklin
County as a candidate for Judge OF
the Springfield Court of Appeals, sub
lect to the action Of the Democratic
party at the Primary Election,
We are authorized to announce
JESSE B. JACKSON as a candidate
for Treasurer of Iron County, subject
to the action of the Democratic voters
at the Primary Election.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1916-02-10
Gard of Thanks.

We desire to express our sincere
thanks to our many friends and
neighbors for their kindness and as
sistance we received in our sickness,
and for the kind words and sympathy
we received in the death of our dear
son, James Harris. May Gods richest
blessings rest on every n who was
SO kind to help usin every way.
Mr.. AND MRS. j. r. HARRIS.
Ironton, Mo, February Z, 1916.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1916-02-10

Kansas high grade patent hard
wheat -four at $340 per 100 lbs. during
February Clearing Sale. If bought in
500 Id. lots, price 1925 per 100.
LOPEZ STORE 90,
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1916-02-10
weather Report.

Meteorological Report Of Coopera-
tive Observer at Ironton, Iron County,
Mo-, for the week ending Tuesday,
Feb. 1, 1916:
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1916-02-10

We do not want to seem to influence
our readers, but of a verify, B. N.
Browns bargains at this winters
clearing sale are wonderful.-Adv.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1916-02-10

For Sale or Rent-The s. B Allison
cottage on North College Street, AR
cadia, Mo. Apply to Iron County
Bank.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1916-02-10

With every $500 purchase of other
goods during our February Clearing
Sale, purchaser can buy 10 lbs. of best
granulated sugar. for $1.O0; Wills So 90
purchases of other goods, we will sell
IS lbs. of sugar for $1.O0, and with
$1,000 purchase of other goods we will
20 lbs. for $1,00.
LOPEZ STORE Co,
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1916-02-10

Ladiesl We address the ladies rather
than the men-look at Browns new
ad. He can save you money.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1916-02-10

Mems 400 and 75c Dress Shirts cut
to Acc. Great bargains.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1916-02-10
ATEYASW WONDER

TSHE Texas Wonder cures kidney and
diabetes, weak and lame backs, rheuma-
tism and al. irregularities ofthe kidneys and
bladder in both men and women. Ii sold
by your druggist, will be sent by mail on re-
ceipt Of 81. One small bottle is two months
treatment and seldom fails to perfect a cure.
Send for testimonials from this and other
States. DIR. E. w. Hall, 1926 Olive Street,
st. Louis. Mo. Sold by UNNECESSARILY.
The Elk Mountain pilot., 1916-07-29
Burglar Shot in Gun Battle.

Denver.-Dangerous wounded in 6
gun fight at close range with JOSEPH
G. Clark, a special police officer, AZ
early morning burglar forgot the pair
of wound in his chest, dragged him
self up a flight of stairs. staggered
through hallway, leaped twenty-five
feet from a second-story window an6
escaped In the darkness. The encoun
ter between burglar and policeman
took place in the hallway of the Hote
Du Nan. Four hours later Claude Mad
dox, % years old. was removed from
the McCloud hotel to Mercy hospital
He was suffering from gunshol
wound in the chest. sprained bacl
and a wrenched ankle. Three persons
have since identified him as the mar
who engaged in the pistol duel witt
Special Policeman Clark. Soon aftei
Maddox was removed to the hospital
his wife. Mrs. Juanita Maddox, was
arrested and placed in the matron :
quarters at the city jail.
The Elk Mountain pilot., 1916-07-29
GIRLS! GIRLS! TRY IT,
BEAUTIFY YOUR HAIR
Make Il Thick, Glossy, Wavy, Luxur
liant and Remove Dandruff-Real
Surprise for You.

Your hair becomes light, wavy, fiuf.
fy, abundant and appears as soft. lus-
trous and beautiful as young girls
after "Danderine hair cleanse" Just
try this-moisten a cloth with a little
Danderine and carefully draw it
through your hair, taking one small
strand at time. This will cleanse
the hair of dust, dirt and excessive oil
and in just a few moments you have
doubled the beauty Of your hair.
Besides beautifying the hair at once,
Danderine dissolves every particle Of
dandruff; cleanses. purifies and invig-
crates the scalp, forever stopping Itch
ing and falling hair.
But what will please you most will
be after a few weeks use when you
will actually see new hair-fne and
downy at first-yes-but really new
hair-growing all over the scalp. II
you care for pretty, soft hair and lots
of it, surely get 25 cent bottle of
Knowlton's Danderine from any store
and just try 1t. Adv.
The Elk Mountain pilot., 1916-07-29
ENDS DYSPEPSIA,
INDIGESTION, GAS
"Pape's Diapepsin" cures sick,
sour stomachs in five minutes
Time It!

Really does" put bad stomachs In
order-''really does" overcome indiges-
ton, dyspepsia, gas. heartburn and
sourness in five minutes-that-just
that-makes Pape's Diapepsin the lar
Gest selling stomach regulator In the
world. II what you eat ferments into
stubborn Jumps, you belch gas and
eructate sour. undigested food and
acid: head is dizzy and aches; breath
foul; tongue coated; your insides filled
with bile and indigestible waste, re-
member the moment "Pape's Diapep-
sin" comes in contact with the stomach
all such distress vanishes. It's truly
astonishing-almost marvellous. and
the joy is its harmlessness.
A large fifty-cent case of Pape's Dia-
pepsin will give you hundred dollars
worth of satisfaction.
It's worth it's weight in gold to men
and women who cant get their stom-
achs regulated. 1t belongs In your
home-should always be kept handy
in case of sick. sour. upset stomach
during the day or at night. It's the
quickest, surest and most harmless
stomach doctor in the world.-Adv.
The Elk Mountain pilot., 1916-07-29
STOP EATING MEAT IF
KIDNEYS OR BACK HURT
Take a Glass Of Salts to Clean Kid
neys II Bladder eothers YOU
Meat Forms Uric Acid.

Eating meat regularly eventually
produces kidney trouble in some form
or other. says q well-known authority,
because the uric acid in meat excites
the kidneys. they become overworked;
get sluggish; clog up and cause all
sorts OF distress. particularly backache
and misery In the kidney region; rheu
matte twinges. severe headaches, acid
stomach, constipation, torpid liver.
sleeplessness. bladder and urinary ir-
ritation.
The moment your back hurts or kid
neys aren't acting right. or II bladder
bothers you. get about four ounces of
Jad Salts from any good pharmacy;
take a tablespoonful in glass of
water before breakfast for few days
and your kidneys will then act fine.
This famous salts is made from the
acid OF grapes and lemon Juice, COM
bined with lithia, and has been used
for generations to flush clogged kid
neys and stimulate them to normal
activity; also to neutralize the acids in
the urine so it no longer irritates, thus
ending bladder disorders.
Jad Salts cannot injure anyone;
makes a delightful effervescent lithia-
water drink which millions of men and
women take now and then to keep the
kidneys and urinary organs clean. thus
avoiding serious kidney disease.-Adv.
The Elk Mountain pilot., 1916-07-29
MISS LAMB WINS PRIZE
LANDED FIRST PLACE IN JUDO
ING BEEF CATTLE.
Teams of Youths From Cities In State
Pass on Entries at Farm Con-
gress at Fort Collins.

Western Newspaper Union News Service
Fort Collins, CoIo.-The high school
stock judging contest was an interest
ing feature of the Farmers Congress
here. Teams were here from Sterling
Fort Morgan, Greeley and Laporte
The college purebred stock was used
for the teams to work on and the
markings were very close.
The only girl in the four teams OF
five persons each was Josephine
Lamb of Laporte. and she not only
gave the boys hard run, but she
landed first place in judging of beef
cattle.
The points scored by the boys in the
Greeley team won for that high school
the silver cup which Fort Morgan
held last year. Sterling took second
place. Fort Morgan third and Laporte
fourth place.
The judges made the following de.
cisions on the cards turned in:
George Fitzmorris of Greeley, first
On hogs and horses and first in gen
eral average on all classes.
Josephine Lamb of Laporte, first on
beef cattle.
Edgar Atkins OF Greeley. second on
beef cattle and third on all classes.
Roy Seaman of Greeley, first on
dairy cattle.
Russell Smith of Greeley, second on
dairy cattle.
Harry Pomeroy of Sterling. first on
sheep,
Roy Baynor of Sterling, second on
sheep.
Willard Chase of Fort Morgan, see
ond on horses.
Arthur Turner of Fort Morgan, sec
ond on hogs.
The entire congress of about $50
persons turned out to witness tn :
iress parade of the Agricultural Col
lege battalion and the battalion OF
the School of Agriculture.
The Elk Mountain pilot., 1916-07-29
Hopes Women Will
Adopt This Habit
As Well As Men
Glass Of hot water each morn
ing helps US look and feel
clean, sweet, fresh.

Happy, bright, alert-vigorous and
vivacious-a good clear skin: q nat.
ural. rosy complexion and freedom
from illness are assured only by clean.
healthy blood. II only every woman
and likewise every man could realize
the wonders of drinking phosphated
hot water each morning, what a graf
flying change would take place.
Instead OF the thousands of sickly,
anaemic-looking men, women and
girls with pasty or muddy complex
ions; instead Of the multitudes of
nerve wrecks" "rundowns." brain
fags" and pessimists we should see a
virile, optimistic throng of rosy
checked people everywhere.
An inside bath is had by drinking,
each morning before breakfast, a glass
OF real hot water with a teaspoonful
of limestone phosphate in 1t to wash
from the stomach, liver, kidneys and
ten yards of bowels the previous days
indigestible waste sour lamentations
and poisons. thus cleansing. sweeten-
ing and freshening the entire alimen-
tary canal before putting more food
into the stomach.
Those subject to sick headache. bill
iousness. nasty breath, rheumatism.
colds; and particularly those who
have a pallid. sallow complexion and
who are constipated very often. are
urged to obtain quarter pound of
limestone phosphate from any drug
gist or at the store which will cost
but a trifle but is sufficient to demon
strate the quick and remarkable
change in both health and appearance
awaiting those who practice internal
sanitation. We must remember that
inside cleanliness IS more important
than outside. because the skin does
not absorb impurities to contaminate
the blood, while the pores in the thir-
ty feet of bowels do.-Adv.
The Elk Mountain pilot., 1916-07-29
"CASCARETS' ACT
ON LIVER; BOWELS
No sick headache, biliousness,
bad taste or constipation
by morning.
Get a 10-cent box.

Are you keeping your bowels, liver.
and stomach clean. pure and fresh
with Cascarets, or merely forcing a
passageway every few days with
Salts. Cathartic Pills, Castor OIL or
Purgative Waters?
Stop having a bowel wash-day. Let
Cascarets thoroughly cleanse and reg
ulate the stomach, remove the sour
and fermenting food and foul gases.
take the excess bile from the liver
and carry out of the system all the
constipated waste matter and poisons
in the bowels.
A Cascaret tonight will make you
feel great by morning. They work
while you sleep-never grippe, sicken
or cause any inconvenience, and cost
only 10 cents box from your store.
Millions of men and women take q
Cascaret now and then and never
have Headache, Biliousness, Coated
Tongue. Indigestion, Sour Stomach or
Constipation. Adv.
The Elk Mountain pilot., 1916-07-29
Her Bad Break.

Maggie was a maid in the employ
of a Gotham family. One afternoon
two woman visitors rang the bell, and.
telling them to be seated, Maggie went
into another part Of the house to see
If her mistress were in.
81 am very sorry" said the maid.
returning n minute later. but Mrs.
Brown went out and won't be back
till dinner time"
THAT is too bad exclaimed one
of the women, as the callers started
for the door. And to think, too. tina!
l have forgotten my cards. l will have
TO"
Never mind the cards, ma'am," In
terjected Maggie. with kindly dis
posed smile. Il told the mistress youl
names when l went upstairs"
The Elk Mountain pilot., 1916-07-29
Coal Camps Better Than In East.

Trinidad.-That working conditions
in the southern Colorado coal mines
are as good If not better than in the
same industry in the East, is the opin-
ion of members of the federal commits
sion headed by Seth Low of New York.
who returned to the Trinidad district
after inspecting coal mines in Huer-
fano county. A statement to this ef-
feet was given by Patrick Gilday. a
member of the commission.
The Elk Mountain pilot., 1916-07-29
Sorry He Spoke.

A senior of one of our large manu-
featuring concerns came through the
store and noticed a boy sitting on
counter swinging his legs and whis-
ting merrily. The senior eyed him
severely, as he confronted him, and
inquired rs that all you have to do?"
"Yes, SIR
VERY well; report to tho cashier
and tell him to pay you off. We don't
need boys like you around here"
But, SIR" said the astonished boy,
I don't work for you. l have Just
bought some goods and am waiting
for the bill. ill."-Pittsburgh Chronicle
Telegraph.
The Elk Mountain pilot., 1916-07-29
Too Deem for Him,

Young Mrs. Dubwaite is a roman
tic person. She has an idea that her
soul and Dubwaite's soul were seek
ing each other for centuries before
they met"
When she starts to talking that
way how does Dubwaite act?'
He appears 30 Ill at ease that I'm
sure If the poor fellow really thought
he had a soul he would apologize pro
fuselv
The Elk Mountain pilot., 1916-07-29
Cases Against Mine Workers ouashec

p. White, president of the United
Mine Workers; Frank ]. Hayes, vice
president, and twenty-one other of
licers and members of the organiza-
don. returned by the federal grand
Jury at Pueblo in December, 1913, were
quashed in the federal court upon the
recommendation of United States Dis
trict Attorney Harry B. Tedrow.
The Elk Mountain pilot., 1916-07-29
ALWAYS LOOK YOUR BEST
A. to Your Hair and Skin by Using
Cuticura. Trial Free.

The Soap to cleanse and purify. the
Ointment to soothe and heal. These
fragrant. super-creamy emollients pre-
serve the natural purity and beauty
of the skin under conditions which, If
neglected. tend to produce state Of
irritation and Disagreement.
Free sample each by mail with Book.
Address postcard, Cuticura. Dept. L.
Boston. Sold everywhere.-Adv.
The Elk Mountain pilot., 1916-07-29
Rather Discouragins.

We'll. Twobble. how are you get
ting along in politics?'
Cant say that I'm making much
progress"
"No?"
"I've climbed into half dozen po-
litical bandwagons and every one of
them broke down before I'd Travelled
far enough to reach an Office"