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The day book. [volume] (Chicago, Ill.) 1911-1917, 1916-07-27

It's awfuIIy hard for the average
man to look in a mirror and believe
that he was once a cute baby,
The day book. [volume] (Chicago, Ill.) 1911-1917, 1916-07-27

In Western Georgia {
met to inquire into a C
After sitting through
the II men retired, an
Grating, returned with
verdict: 1.-The jury a
mind-temporarily ms;
The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1916-04-01
His Talk with the President,

They were sitting at the club In
dulging in Renaissance. Chalkley
had apparently met everybody in the
world that was worth meeting, from
Carrie Nation up to King Edward. AS
to little Binks, he was clearly out
classed and he seemed to feel it keen
ly. He had always shone in the club
chats, but upon this occasion Chalkley
had him down. Suddenly, however.
his eve flashed with hope. Ever meet
the president, Chalkley?" he asked
well. no. Binks; I'm sorry to say |
never met Mr. Taft" said Chalkley.
81 admire him greatly, but every time
I've been in Washington he's been on
travelling somewhere. Did you ever
meet him." "Oh. yes" said Binks,
proudly. Met him two weeks ago."
"Where?" asked Chalkley. "On the
Chevy Chase links" said Binks. Did
YOU talk with him." Chalkley asked.
"Well-er-in a way, yes. That is, he
smoke to me-" said Binks. Really?
what did he say" said Chalkley
FORE" said little Binks.
The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1916-04-01
Human Encyclopedia Failed.

II there Is one man in congress who
is supposed to know everything 1t is
Senator Winthrop Murray Crane of
Massachusetts. He is one Of the walk
ing encyclopedias of the Aldrich party
and was the hub of the campaign of
the allies before the Chicago conven-
ton. Those who have set a heavy
store by Senator Cranes knowledge of
things and events received a decided
shock recently when the senator
calmly stood in front of the White
House and, gazing across the street
at the monumental state. war and
navy building. asked Which is the
war Department.?
The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1916-04-01
the ceremony with the right parties

the ceremony with the right parties,
who were none the wiser.
After they had registered and each
received marriage certificate with a
huge United States seal on it, they de-
parted, shutting down the wide walk.
"Allitson was one of the leading
lawyers of his state.
AS well as we were able for roar
ing with laughter, we put these ques-
tons to him:
Your Honor said /, we claim that
this is case of bigamy, as two men
have been married to this woman,
and no divorce
Your Honor, said Bates, acting
for the defendant, we would claim
that my client has not been guilty OF
bigamy. We admit that my client has
had two men married to her this day
but she has been married to only one
man.
"Allitson stopped grinning, put or
his most judicial look, and said in his
inimitable, ex-cathedra manner:
The court decides that the Amer
lean Consul-General at Yokohama ha:
been guilty of suborning-of-big
amy in causing an innocent woman t.
be wholly married to one man an,
half married to another, and he /.
hereby fined-boy. bring the cham
pagne!'"
The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1916-04-01
QUEER VIEWS OF STAGE LIFE
Good Story illustrating the CONNER
cialism Of American
Playhouses.

Ofice-boy insolence Is one of the
reasons why the stage isn't as pleas
ant pursuit as it used to be, accord
ing to the experienced actors, the
New York correspondent of the Gin.
cinnati Times-Star says Nowadays"
they say, 1.-The theater is so thoroughly
commercialized that its chief figures
in management act and think precise
ly as they would if they were manag-
ing sweatshops. And the art of act
ing is itself in decline One of the
reasons is the insistence of the mod
ern manager upon the employment of
types Actors and actresses must
physically fit the needs of the roles
for which they are cast, instead Of
making themselves over to fit them,
as in the old days"
However that may be, queer little
stories turn up every now and then
The other day young woman, in
whose veins the very proudest blood
of Kentucky and Virginia runs, ap-
piled to little, half-portion manager
for place she knew he had vacant.
He gave one careless glance at her
and shook his head.
You won't do" said he II want a
reg'lar arisdograt vor that there job -
He doesn't know yet why the girl
sat down in sacred chair in his holy
office and laughed helplessly until she
| finally went out, her eyes streaming
| tears of pure delight. Nor does he
quite get the point of the jest of the
| girl that succeeded her, and whom he
engaged for the 'aristocratic" role. In
the first rehearsal the little handy
legged manager interfered. lie
scowled at the young woman and criti
cised her acting severely.
IVY" said he, 'don'd efen walk like
an arisdocrat Re here. You mus,
walk like dir"
And he strutted across the stage
in what he believed to be an "aristo
cratic" walk. The girl gazed at him
with all her innocent young soul il
her eyes. When he finished his pa
rade he turned to her
"Oh, yes" said she, brightly, nov
l understand. See, will walk just a.
you do"
She slumped across the stage in {
flatfooted, duck-legged. pigeon-toet
shamble.
Now" she said, turning to tn,
manager, didn't | walk just as you
think an aristocrat should?" He JUS
parked at her
You are wired vor vlagrantly mis-
gondocting yourselluf," said he.
The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1916-04-01
TWO GOLDEN DAYS

There are two days of the week
upon which and about which / never
worry, two care-free days kept
sacredly free from fear and appre-
hension.
One of these is Yesterday Yester-
day with all it's cares and frets, with
all it's pains and aches. all its faults,
its mistakes and blunders, has passed
beyond the reach of my recall. |
cannot undo an act that | wrought.
| cannot unsay a word that | said on
Yesterday All that it holds of life,
of regret and sorrow, is in the hand
of the Mighty Love that can bring
sweet waters out of the bitterest des-
ert-the love that can make the
wrong things right, that can turn
weeping into laughter, that can give
beauty for ashes. the garment of
praise for the spirit of heaviness, JOY
of the morning for the woe of night
Save for the beautiful memories
that linger, sweet and tender like
the perfume of roses, in the heart OF
the day that is gone. have nothing
to do with yesterday.
And thee Their day | do noa worry
about is Tomorrow. Tomorrow, with
all its possible adversities. it's bur
dens, its perils. its large promise.
and poor performance. its failure
The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1916-04-01
"Wilt Thou Have This Woman to Be
Thy Welded Wife"

Marshal handed him a slip of paper
with the names of all three written
on 1t.
"Allitson glanced at it, cleared his
throat and read the first part of the
service.
Bates said I, in an undcrtone,
that's the best man who is holding
the woman's hand. The other fellow
is the bridegroom
"'S'pose he'll hand her over when
the time comes.
But he did nothing of the sort
Il began to get fidety as | heard the
monotonous voice of Allison dron.
ing out the service.
John Johnson said the Consul,
wilt thou have this woman to be
thy welded wife
"'Bill,' l whispered at Alitson's
back, Bill, you've got the wrong fel.
low
But Allison did not hear me.
Ito live together after Gods or
dinance,' he continued,
johnson nodded every time the
Consul paused, as he understood lit
tie English and nothing of the mar
rage service, and supposed he was
properly performing the duties of best
man.
"Kato Yoshi, wilt thou have this
man
"'Bill, cried l. digging Allison in
the back, you've married the wrong
| man to that woman
"'Eh?' said Bill. turning aston
| ished, disappearing eyes upon me
What under heaven makes you &C,
SO. Charlie? This is a serious bust
ness
"Bilrs low, soft tones-peculiar to
most deaf people-were filled with a
| plaintive remonstrance.
BILL l said rapidly in his ear, 4
should say 1t it was serious, You're
| hitching up the wrong pair. The 9th
er man is the bridegroom, the one
with the hang-dog air.
"'Ah.' muttered Allison. its well
you spoke when you did, or the mat
ter would have been past mending
Now. then, are you John Johnson
ia.
"And you are Erich Erichsenr
ia.
"If you are the man to marry this
woman, take her hand and don't let
| 90 of it, so there'lf be no mistake.
Bates and ! were sitting with
laughter Bill threw us one indig.
uant glance, and solemly went over
The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1916-04-01
TheCOnSuI'S
Dilemma
BY Harold BdlIdgh

Copyright, by J. B. Lippincott Coz
81 can tell you a better story than
that"
go ahead"
"a cousin of mine-forty-second de-
gree, as they count in the south-was
rather deaf. This man-Tn call him
Allitson-was our Consul-General in
Yokohama. One hot morning two big
Danes, American citizens, appeared
at the consulate. A Japanese woman,
Gathering unmusically along on her
clogs, walked between them.
do you take the job to marry q
man.? asked one of the big fellows.
"'Well, hardly said the Marshal
who met him. but I'll speak to the
Consul
What d'y' say? asked Bill Allit
son, drawing his brows together and
turning his good ear towards the Mar
shall. oh, exactly; they want to gel
married, do they? Well, get theil
names and show 'em into the Office
Now, boys, just stop your grinning.
Jim Bates and I pulled as solemn
faces as We could and stood up behint
| the Consul.
THE wedding party, very shame
faced, came rolling in. Evidently the!
were seafaring gentlemen. The won
an had a wholesome, honest look, bu
was no beauty in my eyes
"'You are citizens of the United
States?' questioned the Consul.
ia, just So nodded the men.
They lined up in front of Allison
the woman still in the middle.
THE Consul took up a dog-eare,
Prayer Book, kept for the purpose, an,
| turned to the marriage service. TIL
The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1916-04-01
and mistakes, is as far beyond the
reach of my mastery as it's dead sister

and mistakes, is as far beyond the
reach of my mastery as its dead sister
yesterday. Its sun will rise in
roseate splendor, or beyond a mask
of weeping clouds. But it will rise.
Until then the same love and pa
thence that held yesterday, and holds
tomorrow, shines with tender prom
Use into the heart of today. 1 have
no possession in that unborn day of
grace. All else is in the infinite
eeping OF that Infinite Love that
holds for me the treasure of yester-
day, the love that is higher than the
stars, wider than the sky, deeper
than the seas.
There is left for myself, then, but
one day of the week-today. Any
man can fight the battles of today :.
Any woman can carry the burdens
of just one day. Robert J. Burd-
cite.
The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1916-04-01
Ace Of Lost chivaIry.

II see," said Mrs. Blinks. that a
oman is going to buy seat on the
lock exchange. and | don't Sc why
mme of those horrid men don't get up
nd give her theirs.
The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1916-04-01
Libel.

Il see that royal blood has been dis
covered in an old American family"
Don't believe It. Some gossip is
always making slam at our old fam
lilies. philadelphia Public Ledger.
The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1916-04-01
But That's ASKING Too Much.

Politics might be easier" said
Uncle Eben, "ef people would think
as hard about de questions Of de
hour as dey does about de puzzles In
q funny paper"
The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1916-04-01

The Romans punished PARTICLES by
st scourging the criminal, then sew
3 him up In a leathern sack made
flight, with live dog. cock, VI
q and an ape. and thus casting him
to the sea.
The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1916-04-01
Automatic Testing Machine

The machines turned out by large
typewriter mandatory are tested by
an automatic electrical machine which
does the work much faster than hui
man hands.
The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1916-04-01
Sawed-OH Sermon.

IT is said that less than SO per cent
& the regular churchgoers ever COM
ain of the sermons being too short.
News.
The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1916-04-01
Collecting Evidence.

Must be a general cleanup cam
paign going on in the neighborhood-
why so?" my cat came home today
with four kinds of fresh paint on her
fur."-Kansas City Journal.
The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1916-04-01
French National Anthem.

The Marseillaise," the national an
them OF the French republic. was writ
ten and composed in 1892 by Rouget
de Isle, an officer In the French army.
The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1916-04-01
SURPRISING Free Speech.

II is a happy fact that attempts to
interfere with freedom of speech al
ways produce a tremendous volume
OF it.-New York Evening Post
The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1916-04-01
Giant 0striches Of the Past.

In alluvial deposits of Madagascar
there have been found skeletons OF os-
triches which, when alive, were four
teen TO fifteen feet in height
The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1916-04-01
Al Least Esau Got u.

than most of the spendthrifts. He got
the mess of pottage for which he
traded his birthright
The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1916-04-01
Flourish on Wild Glover.

The sturdiness of the Andalusian
horses is attributed to the fact that
they feed on a species of wild clover
which grows only in the Spanish prov
ince Of Cadiz.
The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1916-04-01
Congestion Of the Scripture

In the Bible. Old and New Tsa&
ments, there are 3,5s6.473 letters. TIA
ss3 words. 1878 verses. 1,1s9 chap
tiers ard Sc books.
The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1916-04-01

Londoners Eat Much Fish.
In normal times London devourS
more than million and half pounds
If fish every day.
The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1916-04-01
Inc Professions

I D, 4 q. D. MENDENHALL
Il CIVIL ENGINEERS
mite 2l2-215 Drane Building
Il LAKELAND, FLA.
phate Land Examinations and
. Designs. Earthwork Special
i Surveys.
fence Phone 27S Black.
Phone 278 Blue.
The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1916-04-01

q Oh. W. Z. GROVER
AND SURGEON
Is 1 and 8 Kentucky Building
8 LAKELAND, FLA.
Washington Journal., 1916-05-05

bic Gftsrn 6intreten f0nnen. limo
nun - tein ein3iaes n1mIeliges
W0rt9en BON ibm. tein @bT9ieoss
gruBl gu Gnoe ale @liidstrdume.
nne 3utunFtsboffnunq, Ole ibr eina
forniges 2ebeH ii6ersclOet hotte -.
SdiuerFdnig erbo6 lie Ii9 uno
9olte aus einem SGubfod cine pbo=
ioarnpbie berOor. llnb nuf 0os Bib
fielen lire Srdren.
Die Mutter ipar Iinneno 3uriidges
6lieben Oo9 nibt mebr in benz %itorten
OliidSempfinoen pie porber. SIZES
3uIammen3uden batte tie ipo6l be-
merit. un0 nun tuu6lm untlore @rs
%innerungen III ibr auf, oenen iie Seus
tung gu geben periu4te, I4, lie
botte pobl in al ben MnItrsn9ungen
unS Sorgen nur nefen Der SCOOTER
geIebt, nift nit ibr. SIie funr audi
fold Elm topfere5 MGb9en. oas nie7
mols ibre miitterlide Surge beam
Ipru1t botte. Mber iebt iagte ibr
Elm untriigIides GeFiibI. baB i6res
Sinoes fairies 9er3 Ioeben cine blus
tenoe WunOe empfongen babe.
Sn3niI9en fam Der Batter 8uriid,
unb ou9 Die 3pi1inge ftiirlnten nit
BEN gum Mbenobrot eingebolten Sa9en
ins 3immer. Gs tpuEDe lebbaft; ale
frogten nod SIie. Dab Die ii4 ou4
gar ni9t meloet, gar ni9t Die groBe
NngeIegenbeit beipre9en mill!
9ie Mutter dber ertldrte, Slie
bdtte itortes Ropfpeb uno miiRe boz
BET nod fir morgeu urbeiten; tie
6iirfe auf feinen Sal geftDrt peroen.
unb lpd6reno Die 3pilinse, 70 Ieiie
es ibnen mDgli9 par, ben Slid gum
4benobrot oedten. ma4te Tie Elm padr
S9nitten uno elm @!as See 3urebt
unO ging Der So9ter mad.
Slfe lebnte an Jenitertreu5, ben
blonben &opf geIenft, uno ibre S9ulz
tern babten in DerbaIteaem S9luh5en.
mMein armer 2iebling, drmss
&inD - i9 puBte ia ni4t =
nNein, Mutt9en, pie fonnteit
Ou tpifen - Wir batten uns
lieb, Grid @6ooen anO i9. Gber
er bate no9 @9ulben a%b3utragen
S9uIoen feines 8oters - Sic
fitbr nit Dem Sal9sntu4 iiber Die
9(rgen unb ieBte na4 elmer Weile
miiOe bin3u: SIS muB pobl 10 in
Ser Weltenoronung bef4lohen ietn,
baB Oie 9eimat bon iebcr beuti9en
Camille irgenbpie, trgeroipo Elm
Spfer berIongt."
2ei1e ging Die Mutter fort nno lieB
SIZE ALIEN nit ibren Srdumen
limb ld9elnO, inter SrGnen la
9eInb SOg an i9r oas groBe Slid
porbei. -
Washington Journal., 1916-05-05
Sibele @%cfausniRc.

5ibele @sfdngniFe fat 10 ioeal
ME oas in Der n5leoermaus". in benz
5roI9 iein fsa4tsfr0bli4es Oaisin
als @efangenen : 4ufie6er feiert,
Ideint IS in MontenegrO gu geben.
go tlein aud oas 2anO 1T, iiber Das
Nitita, Der &6nig Der S4par5en
gergs, Iein 3epter i4wang, 10 gibt
es bort immerbin 5pei 9efdngaihe,
oeren 8epobner ii4 aum sroBten
Sell aus M0rbern ouIammsnIeBen,
bic i1re Sat aus @riinDen Der 8lut>
rate begangen 9aben uno pespegen
sur Saf.ftrafe Derurteilt puroen. Die
beioen @efdngniRe befinoen ii4 IN
getinie unb am SfutorL9ee. Sn
beioen Strofanitalten TT bic 9aft
aubsroroentliA meni4enfreunoli4, ia
gerooe3u rmuterbaft". Den i'm Ge>
tinie : @efdngnis @inseiperrten 1T
tagsiiber seitattet. ii@ frei gu betpe<
gen, 8eiu9e gu empfangen uno gu
MAIDEN, gu trinten, rau9en uip. Nur
obenbs miKen ie our Stele fein,
uno Stpar iebr piinttli@, uno iper>
ben Damn einsei9lofen. Wobr<
I9einli9 iinb bieie 2eute tagsiiber
bic freunbli9iten 2Gmmer unO erit
nit beginnenOsr Duntelbeit ernit gu
nebmen. Der 0eri9Grfung Der
Strafe beitebt i'm Mnlegen Don SUP
feTeln. 9as anbere, iobnif9 am
StltorisG See gelesene @efdnsnis 1T
fir bic i4psren @erbre4er beitimmt;
aber aud ibncn tit cir gang angez
nebmes 9alein befaieoen. Oa Oas
3udtbaus auf elmer Sniel gslesen 1T,
10 lit cine Slu9t beinabe ausgei9loiz
len. ipes6dlb bic SniaRen penisitens
ben @or3ug senieBen. ii9 5iemli@ fret
6etpegen du tOnnel.
Washington Journal., 1916-05-05

S9intenIedeln. Mon be-
reitet aus 8 unaen Mle6I, 1-2 @iern
unb Sala einen einfaden Nubelteig,
ben man biinn ausroGt unb in feline
Dieredige @tiide f9neibst. Sie5e to9t
man in Sal5pafer ab. ldBt fie auf
einem Siebe ~abtropfen uno legt lie
in cine &aherple, in Der man Elm
groBes @tiid Butter bat 5ereeben lai=
fen. Damn quirlt mon cine SafTe
iaure SABINE Ober Mil9 nit 70 pfo.
feingef4nittenem sefo9ten S9inten
our9, mif9t bies gu Sen 9uoeln unb
biinitet inter umf9itteln unb nmz
riibren, bemit bas geri9t ni9t un=
brennt.
@ebadene Nu6eIfpeife.
Sin babies Quart Mil9 miro nit
3tpei llnSen Butter 1ieDeno gemoGt
unb 10 biel Mlebl bineingeriibrt, oaB
man BEL fortgeieBtem lmriibren iiber
Dem Seuer anbrennt. Damn nimmt
man Die WaHe bonn 5euer, bermiS9t
iie mad unb na4 nit a9t Giern.
iti4t walnuBgroBe &l0B9en bapon
ab, bGdt lie inter beitanbigem G9iitz
teln ser &afferone IN beiBem SGmala,
bis iie aufiprinsen unb belbraun
tperoen, uno sibt lie nit 3uder uno
.3imt beitreut 3u Slid.
Washington Journal., 1916-05-05

= aus Der 3eit Der 3 ii r.
gergarbe. Sauptmann: Menn
sic pDften iteben, uno es tpmmt Ell
ner, Der Sic beldfttgt, mas tun Sic
bonn9
8iirgergar6iit: Damn orretiere i9
i6n uno fed n ins S@ilOerbaus.
6alptmann: Menn er nun aber
niGt neingebt?'
@iirgergaroiit: Damn muB er eben
tpurten, Bis oas S@ilOerbaus srOz
Der gebuut 1T.
Washington Journal., 1916-05-05
Wfemer SdBreibebriFf NEs
1btIipp SaMerampfFr.
1fo2.

mlein Iieber 9err aebadtiOndr!
Washington Journal., 1916-05-05
ueber das vorIelen.

Sc mebr es orauBen itiirmt unb
Der Wino unbarmberaig IN Siren
ms pfoiten %riittelt, beitO trauliher
1T es in Der angenebm ertpdrmten
Stube. Dit 5dmilie Dereintgt ii3
nm ben Slid unb bdlt 5~eierabeno.
nit 8orliebe ipirb Qeftiire gepFle9t
uno ieben Nbeno etipos Dorgelelen.
Oiefes 8prleien lit nun namentli9
Irauenarbeit unb 3tpar feline beoeus
tungslp1e, oenn es fommt ni4t nrr
Dorauf on, mas, Ion0ern au9 pie
porqeleIen tpirD. @lidli9, iper cine
angenebme, fpmpot6ii6e Stimme bot;
es 1T aud cine Simmelsgabe uno tper
fie beIiBt, Der freue fi9 ibrer in
Danfbarteit, linn perben piele feline
Mdneel iiber1s6en perOen. 8er fie
uber ent6ebrt, fann bod nit 9ilfe
fleiner Minfe es gu einem guten 8orz
I Ier b~ringen unb Oabur9 ii4 uno
anbere erfreuen.
Sin rehtes 2eien febt bor alien
elm ri9tiges 8~eridnbnis oes Stoffes
porous, oo1 fol- fi9 basielbe niAt III
ben @~oroergrunb ftelen unb abii9tz
!i9 5eigen. fonoern nur ben 8ortrag
srpdrmen uno beleben, 9lei9mie cine
peritGnbnisbone 8esleitung Den Sc
iang bebt.
9u Ionofomes Qefeu ermiibet unb
~langpeilt, mag aud Der Stoff nod
10 intereRant fem. gu f4neles 2efen
dber beeintrd9tist bos 8ertdn0nis
Ser 3ub0rer, ma1t nerb0s unb unges
buloig. Ser Sonfan fei elei9mdBig,
ni9t iingenb. Die &onfonunten biir@
fen ni9t gu bart ausgefpro4en iperz
ben, be1onbers a9te man auf 8 uno
r, fDnit pirb Oos 2efen lei9t i9per
unb ermiioenb. Sebe Silbe er5alte
tire 8ebeutung. Man bite ii9, Die
Gnoungen Der Gdbe leife ober un~
beutli9 gu lefen. 5remonOrter ionen
gu ibrem Ge9te fommen. DAB man
BEL Snterpunttionen uno nab ieoem
SAP cine feline paufe ma9t, Derfebt
ii9 BON felbft; aber niemals bari
man mad 8elieben parten ober ben
8ortrog bur9 eigene MeinungsduBez
rungen, 4usrufe Der 5reube .ufp. nns
terbre9en. Srsi uno obne eigene .3uz
gobe fol Der Stoff geboten iperben.
foll fi9 Der 3ub0rer elm eigenes, ritz
biges 1rteil biloerl. Mu4 ieoes 6a=
f6en nod gffett 1T gu permeiben.
9ormonif9 fei alles, aud oas Wor<
lefen, bann pirb es uns unb ben ans
bern man9 einiame Gtitbe Derfii>
Zen un6 cine rei9s Aueae Der
5reube perben.
Washington Journal., 1916-05-05

rgpob n. 3rieser: Meine
Muauite 1@eint mid nidt mebr aufs
ri9fia gu lieben; 1000 &iiRe babe i'd
ibr in meinem leBten Brief gei9idt.
uno als Mntport oarauf f4idt tie mir
nur cine gang tleine Wurit.
- Der Waffer @eue. gas
ter (ouf urlaub): @ieraeRn lanse
Soqe tonnten mir uns ni9t pdiden.
Scr tleine Srib: Ni4t pabr. 9a.
ter. limo es ging au4! @s muB nt4t
ole Sage getpai4en ieing
Washington Journal., 1916-05-05

Die niBige @ertGu@
ferin. &unbe Unit elmer fnuGroz
ten lofe): No9 cine @liibbirne mO9t
i9, ME i9 f9on babe.
@ertGuferin: Spirttusgliibli4t2
8soousre, msin 9err, bic fiibrsn mir
ni9t!
poefie unb profa. Sic
(bor einem Sei9 nit rielen @4litt<
I9ubldufern): M9, pie berrEi9 muB
es fein, auf Der fpiegelslatten Sis
fld9e babinoufliegen!