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The Red Cloud chief., 1916-06-29

buy your Groceries of Miner Bros. Co.
J. H. Bailey was in Cowlcs, Wednes-
day.
Mrs. +. H. CASH. spent Tuesday in
Alma.
W. II. Taber autoed to Lincoln,
Wednesday.
Gus llolmgrain is visiting in Bost.
wick this week
. George Stetfen returned from Grand
Island Tuesday.
George Fairfield of Guide Rock was
Ia town Tuesday.
Leo Holt of Cowles is visiting rela.
tives here this week.
Our motto-Cash and Small Profits
M A. Albright. adv
Hsmmocks at 25 per cent discount
at Fogels harness shop
wa Young of Hastings was in the
city Tuesday on business.
New Summer Dress Goods now be-
ing shown by Miner Bros. Co
Mrs. Cecil Mccall of Inava!e spent
Tuesday with her sister, Mrs. Clara
Sherer.
The dry goods, grocery and clothing
stores will close at ten oclock..a. m on
July ith.
Mr. and Mrs. c. H. Smith went to
Clayton, Kansas, Wednesday, to visit
their son.
A good 80 horse power 3 speed auto.
mobile for sale or trade. Inquire at
this Office.
Mr.. and Mrs. c. ID. Robinson and Mr..
and Mrs. Oliver Powell autoed to Blue
Hill, Sunday.
A large line Of hammocks to pick
from at IS per cent .discount.-Fogel's
harness shop.
Attorney l.. II. Blackledge went TO
Lincoln, Wednesday, to attend the
Supreme court.
Chas. Woods is home from Montana
where he lad been buying horses for
the st. Louis market.
Mrs Ruth Gardener depa rted this
morning for Vermillion, Kansas, where
she will visit relatives.
Mrs. Myrtle Berkmeyer returned to
Lincoln, Wednesday, after visiting two
weeks at the home Of George Michaels.
Mrs. Joseph Herberger returned
home Monday from Womer, Kansas,
after spending week with relatives.
Mrs. J. C, Myers returned home from
Harvard and Clay Center, Friday,
where she visited relatives for few
days.
Mrs. Harry Waller returned to
Cowles, Friday, after visiting week
with her parents, Mr.. and Mrs. j. II,
Bailey. :
DR.. Lillian f. Koontz arrived home
Saturday from Kansas City to visit
her parents, Mr.. and Mrs. r. W.
KoOntz.
| Miss GertrudeSWu llbrandt returned
home Friday from York and McCool
Junction where she had been visiting
relatives.
X. Csssil Of Salina, Kansas, and
daughter, Miss Sidney, OF Ness City,
Kansas, were visiting his son, +. II.
Cassil, this week.
Sheriff o. ID. Hedge was in Hastings,
Friday, attending meeting of the
State Sheriff's Association of which he
is vice president.
DR.. aud Mrs. &. +. Cross and children
returned home from Franklin, Mon.
day, after visiting with her parents,
Mr.. ana Mrs c l.. Owens
Mr.. and Mrs. John Errett, after Wis
iting several weeks with their parents,
departed the last of the week via the
motorcycle for Scots Bluffs.
r. w. Coplen states that there will
be 10 deliveries made from the stores
on July ith as his men will either go
to Inavale or Mexico to celebrate.
Mayor Damerell, Councilmen Ham.
ilton, Saladen, Stevens, and Koontz,
and several Of our business men auto
ed to Superior, Wednesday morning
to inspect the sewerage system of that
place
The Red Cloud chief., 1916-06-29
GOOSE GIRL
Monday, July 3rd
A drama Of Love and Ad-
venture in the Realms Of
Romance. Attractive
alike to Children
and Crown-ups
The Very Best Of Music by
the Tepee 6-piece
Orchestra

TOMORROW, Friday, The Iron Claw
SATURDAY,, A big five reel pre-.
gram. Complete change.
COMING, FRITZ Schef In the Pretty
Mrs. Smith, on Thursday, next, July 6.
COMING, The Love Pirates.
COMING, Billy Sunday in Action.
REGULAR PRICES-lOc and Sc
El Nuevo mexicano., 1916-04-13
Would Change States
Name TO Columbus
(Carlsbad Currently

MMNEaaU NN& 4 -aM HM M
Every one whom we hape0neafd express
an opinion on the question OF changing the
nome OF the state, without exception. agrees
that the present name Is a "hoodOo" Of the
most gigantic proportion. While east Mr..
Camel met with the statement from whole
salers that they did not care to ship goods
To the firm of Joyce-Pruit company because
they had considerable trouble with the last
shipment made down In that county. 7 II
developed they had shipped goods to Mexico,
Many others have received letters from
their relatives in the east begging them to
leave Mexico for they will surely be massa-
cred II they stay here, Among these may
bh mentioned Mr.. and Mrs. MoberIy Of Otis.
We hear a great deal about how impossible
II would be tor agree on another name, but
III thk state we're to be named Columbus
the Spanish-Ameriean element would feel
cp~mplimented and the truly patriotic Ameri.
can element would feel coniplimented and
the truly patriotic American could not OBJ
iect. Then, 1t will be necessary to chose a
name that will meet withthe least opposition
ami no other name could be thought of that
sruld be as suitable for there is no state
at present with a name anything 1iEoi It and
ii las been the opinion OF many that Cfjirm-
bus should have been honored long ago By
az least one state given the name Of the
great discoverer of the western hemisphere.
lily all means let us change the nanlet
El Nuevo mexicano., 1916-04-13
Advantages OF
Home Education

An advertisement or the New Mexico
State University, now running in The New
Mexican, brings forward a.new and a very
Impressive view of the value OF attendance
upon New Mexico educational institutions
by young men and young women Of this
state who expect to make their homes Ia
New Mexico after college education has
teen completed. This is the matter of &C
quaintances, friendships and personal reia-
IONS forme ed during college days; and the
knowledge acquired during those days OF
e our es, conditions and opportunities ex-
in tie region wherein the educational
institution is located. sfEatHkEg&%
The New Mexico boy, for instance, whose
PARENTS 1--we in New Mexico and whose fu-
ture home is likely to be in this state after
college days are over, will, If he attends q
Ell exico educational Institution, be able
To absorb during his college days a vast
fund of practical information about the
states conditions, resources and business
development opportunities which ma rea-
sonatly be expected to prove Of enormous
practical value to him when everyday, work
ing years begin. He gets this information
If he Is alert, as a matter of course, uring
his college work, and without extra effort.
If, on the other hand, the New Mexico boy
goes to an eastern institution and then re-
turns to this state to make his living, the
a~cquaintances formed IN the eastern scnool
are lost for all practical utility and he must
spend a few years at least in learning the
practically useful things about his working
environment. It means that the eastern
school, no matter how we'll it may have fin
ished him In theory, has cost HON loss Of
valuable time and double effort.
For the young man who expects to live
his life in New Mexico, theory and practical
information come in a single operation and
with a single effort at the New Mexico in
stltution.
The University might have pointed out
the added fact that the theoretical part of
the education can be had in the New Mex
leo educational institution Just as thorough
ly and at about half the cost involved in at
tending All eastern college, which. FROM a
practical standpoint, clinches the argument
for our lone institution.
El Nuevo mexicano., 1916-04-13
What's An Americana


Here is a question that arose in a Canadi-
an hospital;
"Tm an American" you say proudly to a
French officer.
@Ahl North or south Americans" he says.
North"
"Ah! From Mexico or from Labrador"
Omitted States
"Ah, yes. / understand"
I'm an American" you say to a Canadian.
so am J." he says, delightedly "1ln from
Canada
Pm from the United States you explain.
shake he says, Always glad to meet
an American"
"Im an American you say to a war cor
respondent from South America, speaking
in French. =
$50 am ]. All, you speak Spanish then2
What republic do you come from2".
From the United States"
Lucky none of us Americans are in this
war, isn't it?' he says.
After a few experiences like this you
make your claims to nationality more defi-
mite. You say, sim from the United States
The big question is. who is an Amerl-
@. shepherd.
El Nuevo mexicano., 1916-04-13
The Notion Counter


1t is a simple process: First he idly eyes
her, then he idealizes her, and then he idol
ICES her.
Some Of us have a hard time appearing
neutral as a dachshund.
wish the man who invented the dunn
waiter would get to work now on a barber.
It Is getting so you don't dare rap on any.
thing any more, for fear you will find that
Il is hollow.
1t is hard to realize that thirty years ago
people sometimes rode on cable cars just
for the ride,
never could remember the difference be-
tween a teaspoon and a tablespoon, or a
surname and a given name. / solved it BY
remembering the difference between a tea
spoon and a surname, and a tablespoon and
ia given name.
The two young ladies' at the end of the
car are talking about either what some man
said or what some woman wore.
The height of fashion seems TO be getting
higher all the time.
A good many men who like to air their
views have views that need an airing.
II we need fighters for our navy we shall
find lots of veterans on the sea Of matri.
mony.
When a man says he has half an idea,
what he means is that he has a whole opin.
lon.
There never was a restaurant orchestra
SO bad that it didn't drown a lot Of CONVEX
sation that was worse.
The thing to do with q misfortune is to
make use il ID The man who came in and
Interrupted me furnished this last para
graph.-Douglas Malloch in Judge.
El Nuevo mexicano., 1916-04-13

people Of Bernalillo county on d brand OIL
nourishment which turned their stomach
In a MANNER never to be forgotten. He has
been feeding the country weeklies on nice
little subscriptions to buy their support for
ais candidacy for the senatorship. We UNI
derstand he has proved an Invaluable emer-
gency feeder for the Republican official or
san here. He is feeding the general public
hot air now about his political regeneration,
the one that suddenly occurred when the
janitorial plum ripened on the tree; about
his love for the people, his lofty political
olives and his desire for purity in politics.
I'd is reported to be feeding the Spanish.
Americans on race issue dope, Mr.. Hubbell,
it must be admitted by all fair-minded men,
mas feeding down to an exact science, with
N.r. Hutbell always in a position to derive
he greatest benefit from the n~ourishment.
The best thing yet fed in his campaign Is
this soothing syrup about Mr.. Hubbell rails
ing sheep for the public welfare. But IL
better going down that coming up.
El Nuevo mexicano., 1916-04-13
EVIL OF NoN,rRsArlNc

Robert Skinner. nx-conspl-general TO Lon
day, said at a dinner in Washington:
@Of course, neutrals see things from one
viewpoint and the belligerents from anoth-
er. We all have our various viewpoints.
"An English inebriate was recently releas-
ed from Jail To a friend who met him out
side the prison gates he said:
Well, mate, what news?'
There's a law agin' t~reatin'. was the
reply. and pretty near the whole world is
at war
@The inebriate shook his Head sadly and
wisely.
"tJust thinki'' he said. Just think Of a
n~otreatin' law havin' seeh an effect as
that st. Louis GlobelDemocrat.
El Nuevo mexicano., 1916-04-13
Get After 1t

AS the Chamber of Commerce seems to
have fallen into a comatose condition, we
suggest to the Santa Fe Merchants Asso.
citation that it get after the Postal Tele:
graph company, which threatens to close up
its office here some time this month. The
service here has been entirely satisfactory
to the public. Closing the Office will give
santa Fe some mighty poor advertising. II
it were true that the local office 10 not q
m~oneymaker, it seem hardly in line with the
supposed policy of the Postal to deprive
the public here Of communication with Pos
tai Offices elsewhere in the state and conn-
try on that account.
We have reason to believe that the pro-
posed closing of the office here is not for
any reasons that will stand close analysis.
Further, it will not help the Postal any to
have it go out that it has suspended com
munication with the capital city of the state
Of New Mexico; and the public also should
have something to say in the matter. The
business men of Santa Fe ought to take
this matter up with headquarters at once,
El Nuevo mexicano., 1916-04-13
MIR. Burton

Senator Burton, of Ohio, who made a
splendid address here, is a high type
OF citizen, and 1t is not presumption for him
TO aspire to the office of chief executive Of
the nation. He is big and able and Santa
90 is honored to have the opportunity Of
entertaining him. The trouble with his can
iidacy is that there are SO many other fav-
9rite sons who stand equally high, but who
ire still to a large extent favorite sons.
fhe Republicans this year require a man
Who has attained the full stature Of q ma
tionaI figure. We say this without reflect
ing at all D the distinguished visitor to
whom Santa Feans had the pleasure and
privilege of listening. Burton, and Borah,
and Weeks, and Fairbanks are all able Re-
publicans; but we hazard that none of them
viii be nominated for the presidency.
El Nuevo mexicano., 1916-04-13
woULD.TAKE A LONG TIME

Here Is a little story that was recalled by
Congressman George G. Scott, of Iowa, at a
dinner the other evening, when reference
was made to the occasional disadvantage
OF having TOO much company.
One afternoon the teacher of a public
school was instructing a juvenile class IN
mathematics. when she turned to a small
boy named Jimmy,
Jimmy said she. IF your father can do
a piece Of work in seven days and your mn
Gle can do the same work in eight days.
how long would II take them to do it to-
getherg"
Ten thousand years" was the prompt
response Of little Jimmy.
Ten thousand years. , exclaimed the
teacher, with some irritation AWhat do
you mean, Jimmy9n
That's right, Miss Mary" insisted the
youngster. "They would smoke all day and
swap fish stories."4Phfadelph Telegraph.
Pessimists are the best thing there is for
sitting around and Matching out misery.
El Nuevo mexicano., 1916-04-13

The press bureau of the Hon. +. A. Hub
bell, whose political record in Bernalillo
county is one of the classics of state politi-
cal history, and who now seeks the Repub'
lican nomination for United States senator,
is industriously trying to make the public
believe that Mr.. Hubbell has reformed.
These attempts should add notably to the
gayety Of nations. Some Of them are literal
ly CONFUSING. Mr.. Hubbell, who it is adj
mitted has not been exactly spectacular as
a r%eforrner, has suffered a change of heart
since he became a candidate for the senator
ship. He now thinks of nothing but the
public good, The welfare of every citizen
of the state keeps Mr.. HubbeII awake nights.
His hair is turning gray in the strain of
thinking up something he can do to make
us all happier and better. In one lightning
stroke of self-revelation, Mr.. HubbeI1 saw
the error Of his ways and was instantly re-
generated. He is now the personification
of pure altruisin. 1t will be a hardship, aye,
a sore trial for him to be senator; but the
call of God must be Needed, the opportunity
to become a henefactor of his state and
country is one that may not be disregarded
despite the disagreeable concomitant duty OF
accepting the filthy lucre which the govern
ment provides as stipend for the office Thu
salary, however, once Mr.. Hubbell is un.
animously elected by the grateful voters
VI lH6 SIdl5, VIII lhely pe tuIueu over TO
the state school fund, to buy modern school
desks and pay for school visits
The circumstances of Mr.. HubbelIs spir.
itual summersault since his last brief but
highly spectacular leap into the public prints
at Albuquerque are thus impressiFely set
forth by the Silver City Enterprise
'eThe netamorphosis in Mr.. Hubbells pc.
litical character in the last twenty years is
quite marked to those who know the man at
all intimately. In years gone by, without
hypocrisy and without cant, Mr.. Hubbell was
frankly in the political game for more or
less selfish reasons. Today those who know
him, know that he is inspired by very real
motives Of public good. His mental attitude
has kept march with the moral advancement
in political life in America His attitude
twenty years ago was the attitude OF SO
per cent Of men in politics at that time. The
world has moved forward since then and has
substituted self-fulfillment for self.assertion
pubic good instead OF purely personal
ends. and in this respect Mr.. Hubbell stands
in the forefront as an ardent advocate Of
high principles and purposes in public af-
fairs"
Can YOU beat thatg g
El Nuevo mexicano., 1916-04-13
Our Greatest Little Feeder

Frank A. fubbell is making a sheep Iced
ing experiment in the Rio Grande valley.
This is good business. II will help the dive
stock industry in New Mexico. But Il is
conducive to excessive laughter to listen to
the claims Of Mr.. Hubbell's sterling advo-
cate and exponent, the Morning Journal, and
others, that Mr.. Hubbel is raising sheep TO
help the dear people of this state. Mr.. Hub
bell. as always, is raising sheep for Mr.. Hub
bell. Other perfectly good citizens Of this
great state AVE also done more for the live
stock industry in general than Mr.. Hubbell
ever thought Of doing. If developing state
resources is a qualification for office, Mr..
Hubbell stands among several Thousand
New Mexico citizens who have just as good
a claim, and who lack the rather sensational
political record which Mr.. Hubbel is indus
triously trying to cover up with shesp-feed-
ing.
Mr. Hubbell. in the ~parlance Of the day,
may be said to be Some Feeder. He fed the
El Nuevo mexicano., 1916-04-13
Could T. R. Run Alonep
New YORK sun.9

(New York 5un.)
To the Editor Of the Evening Sum Sir,
The most vicious opponent Of Col. Roosevelt,
as most people know, is Barnes, and his
luminosity is once again blazing the path for
a Republican split. Not all Republicans are
against our beloved Roosevelt, as Barnes
would want us to believe. Also, IL he wishes
very hard to find out how strong the Pro.
gressives can be Just let him disregard
once again the public elamor for the Colonel
and repeat the 1912 tactics. For my own
part I would like to see him do it. ASH be,
iieve Roosevelt would be the salvation OF
the country running alone, and not compro.
with those who have personal ami
to satisfy, because he Is now consid-
cred the greatest figure in this country and
people would prefer him standing alone as
the II man TO prepare us against a foreign
Invasion rather than as the political selec'
ton of a few morally bankrupt schemers.
William .. MacDougall.
Now York, March 20.
El Nuevo mexicano., 1916-04-13
soME ENeLIsA spELLINe
-LYonth's comnanlonl

IIVUVH NuHT"fH"IIJ
A reader who was amused by the little ar
ijcle in which the various RECOMMENDATIONS Of
the letters "oughp we're Illustrated sends us
lish language is as versatile in spelling one
sound in a score Of ways as it is in pro
.nouncing one combination of letters after a
dozen fashions:N
Mr. Hughes, on his son Hughs cruise, took
to booze when he heard the news that he
would lose his dues and gain the moose il
he did not use his shoes in the sloughs to
some views of the ewes, and also learn
to make his us and as and spell his you's
and queues and who's and too's and to1s and
two's.
However We must protest against rhym-
news" with booze OF lose"
El Nuevo mexicano., 1916-04-13
TOO SMART
WEST

Ration Reporter: The candidacy of Ralph
Ely in the gubernatorial race has put a
crimp in that combination Of Bursum-Hub-
bell, who, according to all rules Of the game,
made extensive preparations to wheedle the
Progressives back into the party and to
their support, by y faYoring an instructed
delegation to the Chicago convention that
would be favorable to the Progressive nom
inee, be it Roosevelt or any other man NAM
ed by Teddy. BY doing this they figured
that they could then say to the Pregressives
Of this state, I'VE have aided you to gain
control Of the state delegation to the ma
1T. Sumner Review: Speaking of the
Democratic nominee for United States sena.
tor, a well known Kansas City-Ft. Sumner
Republican recently remarked: "The Demo
Gratis can't elect A. A.. Jones; he's too smart;
the people Of New Mexico don't want a
smart man to represent them" Judging
from the past, the Missourian may be about
half right.
El Nuevo mexicano., 1916-04-13
THE sIpEsTEPPERs

Spring plowin' is on says a
correspondent OF the Adams, Geor-
gia, Enterprise, and folks that have
been advising the people to get back to
the farm are Iayin' so low that we can't
locate EN-; and yet some o. these same
folks are so short o. money that they
have to kill a rattlesnake to git a rattle
for the baby!y
WE AGREE with the land commits
sioner that fishing in New Mexico is
good for that tired feeling, especially
when you catch something.
AND WHEN you don't, OF course, that
isn't the fault Of the fish.
THEN WE understand Governor Nc
Donald also has put in a few ticks for
the livestock industry.
THERE is reported some slight feel
ing among those Pecos Valleyans who
voted so valiantly for Larrazolo one
time. They say Mr.. Bursum vas care
less in his remarks about them.
.
THE 'INEXPLICABLE faux pas is
that the expedition got away down into
Mexico with no movie operator along.
= y =
WE CAN'T conceive that the movie
men were Unprepared.
y
WHATEVER happened to Villas ldg,
it is tolerably certain that it wasn't
pulled.
Il y u
CARRANZA. the Atlanta Constitution
aptly tells us, Is in the pTecariOus posi-
ton of a man holding a Hot brick while
trying to pose pleasantly for a photo
graph.
- Il i
A Minnesotan Roughly Used
(From the Rochester Post.)
Mr.. Hissinger broke his right arm
above the elbow, was also bruised Sc
verely about the city.
. Il
SHOT IN the ro%und-house.
El Nuevo mexicano., 1916-04-13

but they are a lot OF trouble just the
same.
Two with d sigh)-Yes, they are.
One-Cost a bunch of money, too.
Two-KOu're right--they do.
One-'Tisn't the first expense one
minds-but the upkeep is fierce.
Two=Danit | know it,
One--Alwayes something wrong with
the blamed thing and when there is no
body but a specialist a tell what II Is.
TWo-That's true.
One-Still, after you've had one or
two Of them you couldn't get along with
out them.
Two Frightening l-That's what
think. People envy YOU, too.
One-Yess, still IT'S an endless worry
keeping them looking trim and shining.
And gasoline and tires are going up-
Two--Gaeoline and tires! Good heav-
ems, mani ! thought you were talking
about babies! Judge.
WHAT MAKES the eastern paper
look silly is an that verse about 7.
Willy.
THEY'RE all making 1t rhmye with
pillow and vanilla" and chilly"
FOR INSTANCE, the New York
Sun says the three principles Of archi-
lecture are Villa, White House and
~Bungle-low."
HERES ONE from the Columbia
State:
when doodles suuawk among the trees,
And Kaiser Wilhelm rules the seas,
When Benny Kauff outfits Ty Cobb,
When woodrow falls down on the job,
When William Barnes cheers for T, X,
And Greece comes into this here war,
When white is black and black Is white,
When night IS day and day is night,
When castor oil tastes like vanilla,
Then we will capture Pancho Villa"
\
so FAR the entry Of Portugal doesn't
seem to have a most profound effect on
the fortunes Of war.
LET'S SEl0-when was it the Ger
mans were going TO eat Christmas din
ner In Parls2
ANYHOW THE army ayiators rose
to the occasion.
IN WILSON comes out without Villa
BrNGi
IF HE gets into . was with carranpa
BIFFl