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Sioux County pioneer. (Fort Yates, Sioux County, N.D.) 1914-1929, 1916-07-28
Dairy Building Is Attraetiv,

Next to the livestock pavilion, the
dairy building attracted the most inter-
est among farmer. visitors at the state
fair. Though located in the most out
of the way section of the grounds,
there was a good sized crowd there
most of the day. The main attraction
was the display Of latest improved
dairy machinery. Several of the most
noted firms in this line had large ex-
hibits and several competent men in
charge to explain the workings and ad.
vantages of their machines.
Sioux County pioneer. (Fort Yates, Sioux County, N.D.) 1914-1929, 1916-07-28
False Hopes,

"This watch will last you for life
time"
"How can l cherish such hope
when l see for myself its hours are
numbered?"
Sioux County pioneer. (Fort Yates, Sioux County, N.D.) 1914-1929, 1916-07-28

And those chaps who think that they
ought to get pay for being good prob
ably wouldn't draw much Of salary
at that.
Sioux County pioneer. (Fort Yates, Sioux County, N.D.) 1914-1929, 1916-07-28
Escapinq Fire.

Church. see 5000 copies Of the
Bible have been placed in the guest
rooms Of the hotels in Washington,
D. G.
Gotham-Well, some consider them
the surest fire-escapes.
Sioux County pioneer. (Fort Yates, Sioux County, N.D.) 1914-1929, 1916-07-28
Strap-HanQers.

|. Church. see Liverpool street cars
last year carried 144.OS5,927 passen-
gers.
Gotham-Looks rs If straps were
plentiful over there, too.
Sioux County pioneer. (Fort Yates, Sioux County, N.D.) 1914-1929, 1916-07-28
new LAW STARTS LAND RUSH

Homestead Act c. Used Settlers to
Take More Than 10000 Acres.
Williston.-One of the greatest land
rushes in years occurred here as the
result Of information Of new home
stead law recently passed by Congress,
permitting homesteaders who have
proved up on less than 800 acres Of
land lying within a designated area to
take additional land, making their to-
tai acreage 800. More than 10000
acres of government land has been
filed on in a short time.
Sioux County pioneer. (Fort Yates, Sioux County, N.D.) 1914-1929, 1916-07-28

Some men rob widows and orphans
and then try to square themselves by
giving 10 per cent to the Lord.
Sioux County pioneer. (Fort Yates, Sioux County, N.D.) 1914-1929, 1916-07-28

Revenge may be sweet, but seeking
It is apt to sour ones disposition.
Sioux County pioneer. (Fort Yates, Sioux County, N.D.) 1914-1929, 1916-07-28
Vhat,s in a Name?

vsTIdS VT q INN1sISs
Bacon-I see they are advertising
new Zeppelin socks.
Egbert-Isn't there danger of their
coming down Mt the wrong time?
Sioux County pioneer. (Fort Yates, Sioux County, N.D.) 1914-1929, 1916-07-28

II man has no show at home 1t 10
up to him to patronize a circus.
Sioux County pioneer. (Fort Yates, Sioux County, N.D.) 1914-1929, 1916-07-28

Sir Francis Elliot, the British min
lister to Greece, was a great oarsman
in his day.
The day book. [volume] (Chicago, Ill.) 1911-1917, 1916-07-28
FEAR OF SELF RESULTS IN UNSATISFACTORY
WORK-EVERY VICTORY HELPS


BY OLGA FLORENCE DORFNER
American Champion Girl Swimmer
Copyright, 1916, Newspaper Enter
prise Association)
The person who is continually as
sailed with doubts of ability never
does anything well and is one to be
pitied. Being afraid that whatever
one does will be wrong results in
feeble, unsatisfactory effort at &C
cOmpIishment.
II such a mental condition be-
comes chronic, winning a victory in
the battle with fear is next to impOs-
sible. Whether a decisive move is
made to change that state of mind is
something that each individual must
decide alone.
In some fields of endeavor, being
afraid would result fatally. It is alb
sOlutely essential that such workers
be devoid of fear. Take the actors
who make the motion picture thrill
lers, for example. If they went into
their work with a worry, a fear that
they couldn't go through with the
program of danger, many of them
would be killed. Men who guide
aerOplanes tell me that they forget
to be afraid up in the air. The work
ers who place the steel Orders in the
skyscrapers cannot afford to worry
about falling. They probably would
take tumble if they did. The long
distance swimmer cannot enter a
race fearing his chances of finishing.
And so down the line of hazardous
occupations. All of them demand a
lack of fear.
After l had been swimming for
several months I thought 1 had sue
ceeded quite admirably in my con-
quest of fear. was no longer afraid
of the water. My instructor was
pointing enthusiastically to the va
TiOus strokes I had mastered. I had
become a proficient water pupil and
I was feeling mighty good about it.
The day book. [volume] (Chicago, Ill.) 1911-1917, 1916-07-28

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HELPS
consented willingly. It seemed easy
enough.
But when I reached our dressing
room on the night we were to COM
pete, I was fairly bowled over with
a distressing, naUseating fear-a
fear Of everything. 1t was disheart-.
ening and discOuraging, after had
thought so confidently that 1 had
banished my fears. There I was,
huddled over in a corner, thinking
all sorts Of vague, unpleasant things.
1 had never appeared in public in
a bathing suit. What would people
say? 1 simply couldn't do it. I was
foolish to think I could compete be-
fore a crowd. 1 wouldn't. These
were the thoughts that held my mind
in a grip. 1 was about to give way
to being afraid when a girl friend
urged me to hurry. She was so non
cOmmittal about her preparation
that didn't have the courage to tell
her was scared.
was nervous and upset with
doubts when I finally donned my
bathing suit.
ooh, WELL" I thought, 81 probably
won't do much. And if anybody
laughs at me just know I'll die of
fright"
was in a daze when 1 lined up
with the other girls for the dive. But
when I struck the water all nv old
confidence came back to me and
swan like fury. I didn't win the
race, but was the happiest girl in
the crowd because I had won little
fight of my own that no one knew
anything about
My first public contest was much
like the maiden appearance in court
Of lawyer friend of mine, according
to his story Of that event in his life.
He had been out of law school only
a short time and his work had been
IL L L Il
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1916-09-30
friday evening from washington.

Friday evening from Washington.
Hugh Jarvis Maxwell, son OF Lewis
Maxwell, Of Willow Bend Estate near
West Union, passed through Clarks-
burg this week on his way to Syracuse,
\. Y. to enter st. Johns military
school. Everett Maxwell accompanied
him 10 New York.
Miss Florepce Lynch left. Saturday
morning 10 visit her brother, Clarence,
at Kirksville, Mo.
S. L, Blake, of Mt. Clare, visited the
city Saturday.
F. j. Eckenfelds, of Moundsville, is
transacting business here.
]. G. Charter was here from West
Union Saturday on business mis-
sion.
Samuel Hazlett, of Weston. is a
city visitor
S. A. Hays. of Parkersburg, deputy
internal revenue collector, was here
on official business Saturday.
w. +. DufIield. of Petroleum, Is a
business visitor here.
U. G. Young, of Buckhannon, is in
the city.
John S. withers, was here from
Buckhannon Saturday.
Kirk C. King, of Elkins, Is here
on a business visit
H. H. Kobb, Of New Cumberland,
is visitor here.
NJ, H. squires. of Flatwoods. is IN
the city.
J. a. King is here from Parkers-
burg.
F. o. Bailey. of Keyser, is a bust
ness visitor here.
Earl N. Flowers, son Of DR.. and
Mrs. E. N. Flowers, went to Balti-
more Friday night to resume his
studies as medical student in Johns
Hopkins university, which he attend
ed last year.
Ellis J; Marsh was here Saturday
from Wallace.
Walter NJ. Morris, OF Mt Glare,
visited the city Saturday.
Hugh Lyon, of Hepzibah, was
city visitor Saturday.
A. ]. Garrett was here Saturday
from Hepzibah.
Albert r. Shinn, of Reynoldsville.
was a Saturday visitor here.
Mrs. Florinus Reynolds, OF Hepzl-
bah, has returned from Washington,
D. C.
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1916-09-30
Great Glass Rivalry,

The spirited membership contest
that has been existing between the
McClelland Bible class OF the First
Presbyterian church of this city, and
the Vance Memorial Bible class. Of
Wheeling, was given quite an impe-
tus last Sunday when the Vance Me-
mortal class made a gain in mem
bership OF seventy-one over the pre-
yious Sunday.
The McClelland Bible class has so
far led the contest in attendance.
its attendance last Sunday melng 1928
against 21T of its rivals.
Tomorrow morning, at 9:30, 1t is
very imperative that ever member
OF the class be present and take a
friend. He'll enjoy it. The Bible
lessons are made very attractive and
Instructive; the singing is fine, and
the male quartet composed of Knox,
Moore. Cunningham and winchcole,
cant be beat"
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1916-09-30
SOCIAL AND
SPERSONAL,

CONTINUED from Page Three.)

From 3 to o'clock Saturday af-
ternoon, Mrs. Henry Raymond enter
tanned at a small reception in honor
Of her grand daughter, Mrs. James
Edwin Watson, Jr., of FaiTmont. The
floral decorations of the rooms were
golden rod and fall roses. The
guests were received by Mrs. Hay
mond and Mrs. Watson, assisted by
Miss Louise Davis and Miss Agnes
Hood, whose wedding will be social
affair of October.
In the reception hall Mrs. Benia-
min R. Blackford, daughter Of Mrs.
Raymond, received with her aunt
Mrs. Clifton Comfy, of Cleveland;
Mrs. James Edwin Watson, and Miss
Sue Kearsley Watson. Of Fairmont
Ices were served in the dining
room where bride roses, white asters,
and maiden hair ferns formed the ta-
ble's centerpieee. Mrs. Albert w.
Rapp presided at the coffee table.
The aids were Mrs. David B. Car
per, Miss Florence Jackson, Miss Elise
Gibson, Miss Virginia Davis, Miss
Roberta Fleming, Miss Mildred Lam
berd and Miss Frances Curtin.
Among the out of town guests were
Mrs. James E. Watson, Miss Sue X.
Watson, Mrs. Clarence Watson, Mrs.
A. Brookes Fleming, Mrs. Stockley,
Miss Hare, Mrs. James o. Watson,
Mrs. Nina Thum, Miss Helen Miller,
the Misses Raymond, the Misses Ida
and Lucy Watson, Mrs. Robert Elem
ing, the Misses May and Roberta
Fleming, Miss Helen Miller, Mrs. Fay
Hartley, Mrs. De Bolt, Miss Virginia
Fleming, all Of Fairmont; Mrs. Mel
vile S. Jarvis, Of Fort Leavenworth,
KAN; Miss Watson, Of Des MoInes,
ia; Mrs. Charles Abel. Miss Helen
Johnston, OF osceolo, Mo-; Miss Eliza
beth Johnston, of Canton, o.; and
Yrs. Gallaher. Of Charleston.
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1916-09-30
New Warm Sweater For
Little Children.

Now is the time that every
child needs to be fitted out with
one, from the baby who takes his
daily airing in his coach to school
children who are out in all kinds
of weather.
Babies from one to three may
have the daintiest little all wool
sweaters of white or white with
pink, or blue trimming, $3.50 to
$500.
Also small boys and girls
wool sweater four to sixteen
years. v neck and small collar,
some belted; in variety of good
colors $3.50 to $500.
Boys heavy knit sports sweat
er in brown, cardinal, blue and
green, size % to 81. Price SITS
and $3.50.
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1916-09-30
ORDERS
Are Entered in a Few Cases
Pending in the Circuit Court
of the County.

Judgment for s1O9.54 by default
was given Homer Lindsey in the cir
cult court Saturday against Clarence
Murrin.
Distribution OF funds by the COM
missioner was confirmed in the case
of the Parr Lumber and Planning
Mill Company against the Spring
Hill School and others.
A. d. PARIS suit against Rose
Tough was dismissed. settled.
A special commissioner was direct
ed to execute deed in the cause OF
Nellie Poynter against Ella Cornell,
executrix.
The term Of court will adjourn sine
die Wednesday.
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1916-09-30
Women's Shoes Never
Were So Important AS
At This Moment
And of course they have 10 be better
looking than ever before.

And OF course they have 10 be better
looking than ever before.
And they are better looking.
Women's finer shoes for this fall and
winter are truly work of art; the smart
trim lines or the distinguished shoes
that appeal to the majority of women,
any one in the picture.
We are mcommonly well prepared for
any demand the women of fashion may
make upon US. There is no collection of
shoes anywhere like it in Clarksburg.
A smart boot of black kid with tops
and quarters of rubber gray; plain me
dunn toe, button of course. Price $500.
Another is combination of Russia
calf and Bucksllin having a Russian
vamP with Buckskin quarters and top
also, $500.
An all fine soft kid, plain toe, button
model from the makers of Red Cross,
the first word of comfort, $500.
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1916-09-30
The Shopping Centre of Central West Virginia
Do You Know How
to Combine Fur
Trimmings?

Wonderful is the use of fur for
trimming suits, coats and dress
es, and we have a bountiful stock
such as:
French Coney one inch wide,
black or brown, soc yard; two
inches wide, $1.00; three inches
wide $1.50; reversible bands, one
inch wide 75c; two inches $1.5O.
Black hare hands, two inches
wide, $1.35 yard.
Dyed skunk bands, black or
brown, SITS for one inch, and
$3.50 for two inch.
One inch bands of reversible
seal $500 a yard.
One inch mole SIPS a yard;
two inch $3.50.
Natural chinchilla bands, two
inches wide, $500 a yard.
White Coney band one inch CSC
a yard; two inch, SIPS.
Fur buttons of Coney or seal
1212c each; mole 15c.
Fur Coney heads in white,
black and brown 15c.-(Main
floor, West qiSlc.)
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1916-09-30
The Tine Has Come and the Women of Uarksbuq
Ebert Hubbard said:

ITO makea mistake was human,
but, to profit by a mistake was di-
vine"
If you stumble stumble for
ward and not backward. Success
is ten per cent opportunity and
Alinety per cent intelligent hustle.
By intelligent hustIing, correct
ing errors on the spot, doing our
best to do what any store ought to
dO-render real service.
So today ends September, 1916
with a sales increase larger
than any other one month in the
stores history, and only twice in
all the 176 months have we failed
to go forward.
There are those who kindly say
that the Iabors of Is years in our
store-making have put us on the
road to perfection, but we know
that there is still much to over
come to arrive at the goal we have
set for ourselves to reach.
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1916-09-30
MINERS ARE PAID.

The Consolidation Coal Company
paid its miners and other employees
Saturday for work done the first half
Of September. The pay In this end Of
the region amounted to $4,000. little
below normal. There is a bad car
shortage. Saturday the company had
only thirty-hve cars at twelve mines.
when there should have been from
eighty to 100.
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1916-09-30
Jewelry Novelties of
First Import.

Sterling silver bar pins with
Rhinestones $500 and $2.75.
Cameo brooches, SOC.
Dorine vanity boxes, enamel
tops, blue and white, blue and
green, red and lavender, black
and white, SOC, 75c and $1.00.
Short length hat pins SOC.
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1916-09-30
PERSONAL

Mrs. Thomas Patton returned
from Parkersburg Friday evening,
where she had been visiting her
daughter. Mrs, Hal NJ. Rapp.
Samuel r. Harrison has arrived
home from Martinsburg.
Mrs, Charles Abel is visiting her
parents, Mr.. and Mrs. W, Brent Max
well.
Mrs. George W, Atkinson returned
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1916-09-30
Towels and Toweling for
The Best Room in
the House.

Turkish towel sets consisting
of two large towels, two guest
sizes. and two wash cloths in col
ors, pink, blue, yellow and laven-
der. Price $2.25.
Fancy linen toweling, fifteen
Csc yard. % to "a inches wide
SOC and 65c a yard (Whte
goods store, Main floor.)
inches wide for guests at 35c to
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1916-09-30

noon in her home on Maple avenue
with no special honor guest
Dahlias and cosmos were the flow
ers used through the rooms. Four
teen tables were arranged for pro-
gressive euchre and at five o'clock
ices and corrections were daintily
served at small tables by the hostess
assisted by Mrs. Benjamin Shuttle
worth. Mrs. George Shuttleworth and
Miss Helen Knox.
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1916-09-30

boil by slow degrees. cover and cook
for three hours. skim once or twice
shake the pan now and then, add more
stock. When soft remove herbs, add
more salt and rub through fine sieve,
Replace in pan, add a gill of cream.
mix thoroughly. let get cool. form into
balls or corks, eggs, roll in crushed
yermicelli and fry.
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1916-09-30
Wedding Invitations.

The following cards have been is
sued:
Mr.. and Mrs. Robert Lee White
head request the honor of your pres
ence at the marriage of their daugh-
ter, Frances, to George Alvin Will
liams, on the evening of Wednesday,
October IS, at half after seven O'Clock
at Saint Peters Episcopal church,
Perth Amboy. n. ].
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1916-09-30
Mis-. Iiyinrston Lectures.

Mrs. Deborah Livingston, of Ban
gor. Me-, will lecture Tuesday even
ing in the Duff street United Breth-
rem church under the auspices of the
Woman's Christian Temperance
Union. Mrs. Livingston is speaker
of national renown. All are invited
to hear her.
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1916-09-30
Luncheon CHESTS,

Mrs. Robert Fleming, Miss Virgin
ia Fleming. and the Misses May and
Roberta Fleming, of Fairmont, we're
guests of Mrs. Richard 7. Lowndes
Saturday at 1 o'clock luncheon.
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1916-09-30
The Lou Priced Suits and Coats
Are Not to Be Overlooked

The stocks the Lower today than they have
been. 49,
Let the the economy and the limit in cloth
here keeping mind and examine at
her pleasure the suits and coats to her
If know anything about thing clothing and clothing
values she will be and more quicker the
she does know. -
$l4.5o $2l.5o suits; $1,000 to $215o for coats
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1916-09-30
WOMAN TO PREACH.

Mrs. Deborah Livingston. OF Ban
gor. Me-, will preach at the evening
services in the First Methodist Epis-
copal church Sunday night.
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1916-09-30
First Dance

The first Of series of dances, that
will be given this season in the audi
torium OF st. Mary's high school, was
held Friday evening. Quite num-
Der Of young society folk attended,
and among them several out of town
visitors. The Kember's orchestra rem
dered a delightful program Of dance
music.
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1916-09-30
OF INTEREST 70 WOMEN
Peas Crouuettes.

Grease a stewban all over, place in
It one pint split peas which have been
soaked for twelve hours, pepper, salt, a
pinch Of sugar, bunch OF herbs, two
ounces of butter and enough vegetable
stock to cover the peas, Bring to the
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1916-09-30
NOTICE NO TAxPAYERs.

The 1916 tax books Of the town Of
Adamston. are now in my hands, and
all persons paying their taxes by oc-
tober IA, 1916, viii be allowed a dis
count of az per cent.
WALTER H. SCOTT.
Collector and Treasurer. Town
of Adamston, w. Va.
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1916-09-30
Bon SOCIAL ANn FESTIVAL.

To be held Monday evening, October
2, In Duncan's field, South Chestnut
street. near Strother's store. Every
body nvited.-Advertisem
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1916-09-30
Some Good Underwear,
Extra Values for the
Prices.

Women's union suits, high
neck, long sleeves, in a delightful
silk and wool mixture. Price 81 /;
extra size $3.50.
Women's union suits, high
neck and long sleeves, size &c to
"A. Price $1.00.
Misses bleached union suits,
high neck, long sleeves, ankle
length, SOC and 65c, according to
size.
Boys union suits, high neck,
long sleeves, bleached and self
grey, SOC and Csc.
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1916-09-30
M Entertain Irshnrr

John Hart, Jr,, will entertain the
lshers Of the Hart-Davis wedding par
~ Monday evening at a 2 o'clock din
ner.
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1916-09-30
Practically every one Of the more than twenty-five
thousand women within easy reach Of this store has
determined for herself whether or not she is going to
buy new winter suit or coat.
1t is no longer question of WHETHER
1t is only matter of WHERE

And the answer to that question any woman can
get by spending few minutes this morning in the
midst of what do believe to be the best the finest
the most advantageous stock of suits and coats in this
city.
As to this matter of ''best" let US say that if blue
ribbons were awarded to wOmens clothing the
of superlatyes, there wouldn't be anything but prze
winners in Clarksburgs clothing stores
woman could pick with her eyes Shut but as
things she can't
We have said before this that "some bests are bet
ter than Others Women looking for the best in suits
and coats have got to decide for herself (which best"
For there are dfferences-large and material diff
ferences due to the varying degree of accuracy in state
ment due to varying ideas of what constitutes fair
profit.
We know definitely and positively price for price
there is nothing better for STYLE and certainly nothing
equally SO good in material and workmanship as our
own.
Fine suits start at S25.OO and go to $500.
Coats in the latest fashion all the way from $500
to $500.
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1916-09-30
This is The Day of
the Promised Sale
of Parlor and
Library Lamps

The L. b. Block Company il
conceded one OF the very best in
the country In this line OF
goods. You VIII ind a lamp suit
able for every room in the
house. and the color to match
draperies and paper In all the
newest shades.
There are silk boudolr lamps
at $1.95 to $3.50.
Library. reception hall. din
Ing room. in fact large and
small size lamps that would be
Iuitable for any use. They
range in price from $500 10
$500.
They are on sale in our Econ
omy Basement
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1916-09-30
Attrnctive Oar,i Pa,.tr-

A very attractive card party was
given BY Mrs. Robert shuttleworth
from to 5 o'clock Saturday after
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1916-02-19
SOMETHING OF THE
MYSTERIOUS ORDER
NOW AT THE CRYSTAL

AT the Crystal theater today and
tomorrow Il Mysterious Evening"
Will be given by the Oriental Wonder
Workers. introducing a company of
clever artists, featuring Nine. Zelma
in telepathic astrological visions. This
noted woman gives readings that are
guides to success, wealth, health and
happiness; gives warnings of trouble
ahead, and foretelling the most favor.
able periods of prospective enter
prses She reveals to you a knowl-
edge of your true self, showing YOU
your individual adaptations. With the
aid and the Information thus gained
YOU can marshal your every effort
uron the correct objects. Through
Nine. Zelma's marvellous powers and
advice, the separated are brought to-
gether; foes are made friends; lost
property is recovered the mist is
brushed away from business ventures.
and while she gives dates, facts and
figures, visitors sit dumfounded at
the revelations made to them. She
calls you by name. tells you when you
were born. even to the day and hour;
and every time she makes a mistake
IN telling YOU the date of n coin she
viii make you a present OF silver
dollar Resides herself. Professor
Ozark Will entertain You and make
you laugh