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The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1916-03-01
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any stomach disorder.-adv.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1916-03-01
WOMAN, ACE 80,
ENJOYS DAILY
RIDE IN AUTOS


NEW PARIS. O., March Mrs.
Esther Sipe Reid, last of twelve chill
dren of Francis and Margaret Sipe,
was born in Clarke county, Ohio.
March 8, 1926, and will therefore reach
her ninetieth birthday next week She
is the Oldest person in Jefferson town
ship. and makes her home with her
daughter. Mrs. c.. A. Hawley. She is
progressive. takes an automobile ride
every day In the summer, yet says
she enjoyes better the quiet easy
ride behind steady steed She
keeps up with current events, and is
keenly alive to all questions of the day
Her health, considering her age, is
cry good, her deafness being a little
inconvenient to her Tales of frontier
life, replete with hardships, that would
make book in themselves, are relat-
ed by her.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1916-03-01
IMPLEMENT CONCERN
PLANS FOR OPENING

NEW YORK, O., March II. w
Reinheimer & Son, will hold an open.
ing of their implement room on March
2 and 3, in the Corr barn, which is
historic because as far back as 1.-The
oldest inhabitant' can remember, a
livery barn has been located there
The present building has been built
and occupied as livery barn for over
fifty years, the old barn having been
destroyed by fire. Demonstrators of
various lines of farm machinery will
be here Thursday and Friday and the
firm Of Reinheimer and Son will give
away souvenirs.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1916-03-01
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Copyright, 1915, BY the Meciur
When Ann returned she was dressed
in white dress, the skirt Of which
stood out around her like hoop. She
removed her shoes and stood on a box
the boys had placed beside old Dobbin.
After several attempts Ann reached
his back and grabbed his name with
both hands.
Stand up" commanded Frank.
whoever saw circus lady ride sit
ting down." !
II did," said Ann. "Once saw a
lady ride on the side of a horse like
this"
Dobbin all this time had stood per.
pectly still, but just as Ann moved he
decided to change his position, and
lowered the side where Ann was sit.
ting and off she went on to the floor.
You have got to stand up and ride
or you can't play" said Frank, as he
helped her up again.
Don't you make him go fast, will
your" said Ann, grasping Dobbin' s
name again and trying to get on to her
feet.
But Dobbin's back was not made for
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1916-03-01

newspaper Syndicate, New York.
Frank ran along beside him. They
went into the pasture and Johnnie
threw the clothesline at the first COW
he came to. The COW did not seem a
bit disturbed, ard Johnnie rode closer.
This time he hit her with the cord
and she jumped and ran This started
all the cows, and off they went on the
run down a hill, at the foot of which
was stream Of water.
Johnnie urged Dobbin to follow, but
Dobbin was over his running days, and
the best Johnnie could get him to do
was to gallop. .-.......--r..-.
Frank followed after them, and just
as DObbin reached the foot of the hill
he stumbled, and Johnnie went over
his head, landing in the water. Luck
lily for him the bottom of the stream
was muddy and he was not hurt. Dob
bin did not stop; he had had enough
of playing Wild West, and he trotted
off home. He reached the barn just
as his master and the hired man drove
into the yard. When Johnnie's grand
father went into the barn he stood
and looked around in amazement
1--WE were playing circus Johnnie
explained to his grandfather. I'VE
didn't hurt anything, and we were 60
ing to clean it all away before you
came back. We thought you would
not care if we didn't make any trou-
ble.'
What about that ox?" asked his
grandfather. Were you going to get
the paint off of him.
ut will wear off, and I thought you
would not mind as long as we didn't
hurt him." replied Johnnie
Where have you been?" asked his
grandfather, when he noticed John
MES wet and muddy clothes.
1--WE were playing Wild West with
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1916-03-01

Dobbin down in the pasture, and fell
off into the muddy water at the foot
of the HILL" answered Johnnie.
1T will not do to leave these boys
here alone again." grandfather told
Johnnie's grandmother later. '.They
would have the farm turned into Bar
mum Circus and a Buffalo Wild West
Show.
Il expect they would have had my
gun out, too, if I hadn't put it under
the bed fore | went this morning"
Tomorrow's story - THE White
Horse"
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1916-03-01

erful agent indissolving uric acid. as
hot water melts sugar. besides beins
absolutely harmless and is endowed
with other properties. for it preserves
the kidneys In a healthy condition by
thoroughly cleansing them. Being so
many times more active than lithia, it
clears the heart valves of any sandy
substances which may clog them and
checks the degeneration of the blood
vessels. as we'll as regulating blood
pressure. "Anuric" is q regular fnsur-
ance and life-saver for all big meat
eaters and those who deposit lime salts
in their joints. Ask the druggist for
"Anuric" put up by DR.. Pierce. In so
cent packages.
DR.. Pierce's Pleasant Pellets for the
liver and bowels have been favorably
known for nearly so years.-Adv. -,
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1916-03-01
Get Baby The
Fright Food

The baby's health depends on its
food. Get food nearest mothers
milk. A food with proper nourish-
ment. Such a food is Thompson's
Food (Peptonized).. -.
A scientific food containing all
those elements essential to the
growth and health of your baby. If
your baby is deprived of mothers
milk, don't delay but start at once on
Thompson's Food (PeptonizeO and
you will be delighted with results.
Ready for use by simply adding
water.
We suggest that you try SOC
package with our guarantee OF
satisfaction.
A. G. Luken & Co., Richmond.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1916-03-01
COLD LOVE CAUSES SUICIDE.

CORYDON, Ind, March Jesse
Shoemaker shot himself to death at
the home of his sweetheart He was
dissatisfied with the GOODNESS of his
reception and picking up revolver
pointed it at the girls head. When
she screamed he turned it on himself
and fired
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1916-03-01

bareback riding, and one of AIMS feet
slipped and off she went, Frank and
Johnnie catching her before she struck
the floor.
She was frightened this time, and
when Frank said, You can't play cir
Gus any more; you don't know how to
stand up" Ann put on her shoes and
went into the house.
Now we can play circus" said
Johnnie. Girls never can play any
thing that is fun
IL wish we had pistol" said Frank.
"All Wild West shows have pistols
that shoot. We can get grandfather's
old gum it is in the kitchen back Of
the door,
Johnnie ran into the house. at
isn't there he said. coming back with
clothesline in lis hand.
I'VE can use this to lasso the cows
with. Come along, or grandfather will
come back and stop u.s."
Johnnie got on Dobbin's back and
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1916-03-01
LODGE CALENDAR.

Richmond council No. 18, Jr., 0. U.
A. NJ, meets Monday night at 1880 in
the Vaughan hall, over 10 Main
street. Fred Cordell, councillor; Josh
E. Highley, rec. secretary.
Uniform Rank, Jr., o. U. A. M. meets
Tuesday night at 1880. Theodore
Whitney, captain; c. Perry, company
clerk
Pride Of Richmond council No. Is,
Daughters of America, meets on Wed
nesday night at o'clock. Eva Mon
roe, councillor; Rosetta Hosier, rec.
secretary.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1916-03-01
RAISES PRICE OF MILK.

NEW PARIS, o., March Nv. B.
Fitzwater, local dairyman, will raise
the price of milk March l, to seven
cents per quart and four cents per
pint, when bought without tickets.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1916-03-01
''Cascarets' Set
Your Liver and
Bowels Right
They're Fine! Don't Remain
Bilious, Sick, Headachy
and COnstipated.
Best for Colds. Bad Breath,
Sour Stomach Children
Love Them.
Get a 1O.cent box now.

Bee cheerful! Clean up inside to-
night and feel fine. Take Cascarets
to liven your liver and clean the
bowels and stop headaches, bad cold,
biliousness. offensive breath, coated
tongue, sallowness, sour stomach and
gases Tonight take Cascarets and
enjoy the incest, gentlest liver and
bowel cleansing you ever experienced.
Wake up feeling grand-Everybody' S
doing It. Cascarets best laxative for
children also.-Adv.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1916-03-01

To lessen the amount of metal used
in fire escapes, a Hungarian living in
Canada has patented one the chief
feature of which is a basket to be low
cred by ropes from bracket fastened
to a window frame.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1916-03-01
Reproduction
of This Table

1t shows the Table true to de-
tail. But we want to tell you
how well this table is made. The
frame and top was first well sea-
soned, then thoroughly finished.
All strongly put together with
block achievements, later
stained to beautiful Nut
Brown Oak.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1916-03-01
Charge Accounts Have
Always Been Welcomed

We have never turned orr
backs on the man who wished
credit. He has always been
welcome here and we will gladly
sell these tables even at the
special price on low credit
terms. We only ask that you
attend this sale as early as pos
sible to assure your getting one.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1916-03-01

is to show the general public
just how our buying connections
with the big stores of the couG-
try can bring furniture to you at
lower price. All the claims we
might make wouldn't be nearly
as effective as this actual proof
Of these specials.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1916-10-20
NINE. WLPTHLIN HEARD
ON CONCERT STAGE
Aeolian Hall Audience En-
thusiastic Over Her Songs

Nine. Resale Wirthlin, who appeared
once in New York at concert Of he
Schols Cantorum, gave a song recital
Yesterday afternoon az Aeolian Hall.
Nine. Wirthlin deserved q larger eu-
dience than the one that attended, for
she is singer OF considerable technl i
cal excellence and possessed OF rich
contralto voice of unusual range Her
singing Of Purcell's Passing By" and
Robert Jones's Sweet Kate was de-
lizhtfully clear as to diction and equal
~ finely phrased. In HandePs "Ah, mo
cor" she also accomplished some ad-
mirable singing, though, perhaps from
nervousness, she seemed slightly trou-
bled with her breathing.
Following these songs came a group
in German, which included Hugo Wo!fs
"Gesang Weyla's" and Richard Strauss
"Ruhe meme Seele," and Heimliche
AuForderung. Her French songs were
by Trimesot, Debussy, Rabey, Chausson
and staub. Though the audience was
small il was most enthusiastic.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1916-10-20

large. Lacking accurate statistics, We
should venture 20 guess that Miss Col
hinge is all Of four feet and perhaps
five. However, there is something
more than mere lack OF bulk which
makes her a good little girl. Such
things are hard 20 define, but IL seems
that she has caught the spirit Of youth
20 a remarkable degree. She also has
the voice of a youngster.
IL seems inevitable that Miss COL
linge will be a motion picture star
some day. The camera men can hard
ly overlook eyes which are second in
size only 70 those of Marie Doro, but
the "Pollyanna"s star is still steadfast
in her affection for the stage. She
wants to 90 on and on. Just now Miss
Collinge thinks she would like 20 PLAY
a japanese. There is much to be said
Of her fitness for the role, but tn
man who writes the play must solve
one trivial technical difficulty. He
must explain in some adequate man
ner just why the tiny Hoko San, be-
tween her Characteristic japanese gig
giles, talks with a most fetching Irish
brogue.
There now we've quit another Inter
view and forgotten something Of vital
Importance. We still don't know how
70 pronounce Collinge.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1916-10-20

A large. substantial person, her consti-
tutional gift OF gloom gives no indica-
tion of cracking under the strain. The
merry laughter OF the happy folk on
the stage surges about her and then
races away in frightened ebb. From
across the footliehts pillows Of
chuckles beat upon her, only TO dis
solve in spray.
Perhaps il is just as we'll that she
sticks 70 the sidelines. We have q
notion that any one who tried TO play
the glad game with her would be
thrown for a loss This admirable
pessimist who manages to breathe the
air Of optimism and not only live ou-
thrive ss well is the maid Of Patricia
Collinge Once we hazarded the guess
that after four acts OF the glad play
the star undoubtedly relapsed into 4
savage state in which she kicked the
stage hands and spoke harshly TO her
maid. It's not so. Miss Collinge can
be glad for an entire performance
without rufiing her disposition. She
can smile and smile, yet be no villain
ess
That is part OF the sore trial of the
maid. In trading a Pollyanna for =
Patricia at the end Of each act she
gets no relief. Little Miss Collinge
does not hang her good spirits on any
of the hooks.
If it were not slangy as well as flip
pant il might be said that Patricia
Collinge is Pippa and pippin too. Pos
sibly, then, she isn't always so in
formally happy. Perhaps she only
looks that way.
Miss Collinge thinks well OF tho
glad game. although she admits thsc
there should be time out now and
again for serious injuries. II is he
theory that by making light Of all
trivial unpleasantness one saves a
proper reserve force with which 10
meet the larger tragedies OF life.
Somehow or other she believes that Il
person can be properly and effectively
sad without previous practice.
"Pollyanna' affords Miss CollinGe
good opportunities for her talents.
With stage experience Of some eight
years, she has been called upon 70 play
straight ingenue roles almost con-
stantly, and here for the first time sne
is somebody other than herself. II is
no easy task for young lady OF vot-
ing age 20 be a natural twelve-yeaf-
old youngster. Miss Collinge sue
ceeds admirably in creating the illu-
sion Of childhood or girlhood or what
ever IL is when they are twelve. OF
course, she Is helped 70 a certain ex-
tent by the fact that she is not very
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1916-10-20
'pETROUCHKA" HOLDS
ITS ATTRACTIVENESS
Still Most Interesting Offering of
Russian Ballet

Igor stravinsky's "Petrouchka" was
brought back 20 US last night at the
Manhattan Opera House, and We were
all very, very happy This ballet was
By all means the most interesting Of
fering brought Us last year By the
Russians, and IL bids fair to remain
such. In its music Mr.. Stravinsky has
produced something which is az once
strikingly original and strikingly eff
fective-music which bids fair 70 rank
among the really important produc-
tons OF the last decade.
The cast. with the exception % the
title role. played by Mr.. Gavrilow in
place of Mr.. Massine, was the same as
last year. Miss Lopoukova was the
Ballerine, and Mr.. BONN the Moor
NJ. Mouteux gave a really mastery
reading OF the score.
In "Thamar" Miss Flore Revalle.
gave her remarkable impersonation OF
the bloodthrsty queen, and the
CORPS de ballet danced Les Sylphides'
with its accustomed skill.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1916-10-20
LAFAYETTE'S PRACTICE
GRATEFUL TO COACHES

Easton. Penn. Oct. 19.-Lsfayette's
football practice tonight was most
gratifying. Incessant rain beat on the
players and rendered the playing field
a sea Of mud, but the work Of the
players was fast and accurate and full
of enthusiasm.
Assistant Coach Brown took the
linemen by themselves for ldrg dr. III
in offensive and defensive play. Coacl
Crowell devoted most of his time 70
the backs and ends and worked them
on forward passes and on the new
formations which he has taught the
team during the last week.
Woodruff had sufficiently recovered
from his injuries 20 ga6 in the game
again and was placed at his old post
at the right end Of the line. The
practice was concluded by long fast
signal drill which lasted till It was
quite dark.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1916-10-20
DOUGLAS FAIRBANKS
IN NEW FILM PLAY
American Aristocracy" Full of
Excitement

Douglas Fairbanks, in a new play
American Aristocracy," was shown IN
the projection room Of the Triangle
Studio yesterday. The story shows Dir.
Fairbanks as an etymologist who car
RES on his bug-hunting expedition IN
the vicinity OF Nsrrsport, fictitious
summer resort where men are az
premium.
L. his pursuit Of the elusive butter
fy Mr. Douglas does some things
which would be quite impossible for
the ordinary human being. He climbs
trees, jumps from limb 20 limb. falls
down precipices and lands on his head,
with no apparent III results. and final
~. when he Is run down by motor
cal. he leaps on the hood. climbs on
the top, and rides there until he Is
struck by a telephone wire which is
stretched across the road. This he
SEXES, goes hand over hand until he
reaches the pole, and then slides 20
the ground. He rides on top OF ele-
vators, drives q hydroplane and climbs
the side OF brick factory, all the
time he Is making love 70 Jewel
Carmen. Miss Carmen is the queen
OF Narraport because her father is
Hicks, the hat-pin king who invented
the hat-pin with the hump.
The advances Of the bug-man are
consistently discouraged because he Is
T. F. v and his family never has
been in trade. The fact that he res
cues Jewel from a pirate ship in his
hydrcplane is slightly in his favor
but the stern parent refuses 20 listen
10 his suit until in his agitation the
embarrassed lover bends his sweet
hearts hat-pin in two places. De-
lighted, she seizes him and cries. "The
double hump" and when the hat-pin
king realizes what wonderful inventive
powers are possessed by his prospec-
tive son-in-law ne relents and gives
them his blessing. Fairbanks is de-
liChtful in the part and Jewel Carmen
makes the character Of society queen
quite plausible.
"The Criminal" with Clara Williams
in the role OF Naneta, an Italian girl,
was also shown.
Nanets was born outside the social
pale in a small village in Italy, and
so unhappy is her lot that she vel
comes the chance 10 go 20 America
and work in a restaurant on the Fast
Side. In the restaurant she meets
Donald White, a not-yet-arrived story
writer, who goes 10 the restaurant 70
absorb spaghetti and atmosphere.
Naneta'5 love OF all tiny Things
prompts her 10 adopt a baby, which
is left at her door, and when she
learns from the note which is pinned
20 its clothing that it is like herself,
fatherless, she resolves 20 protect il
from the shame which she always has
felt.
When Nsneta Is accused Of kidnsp-
ping the child she admits IL, saying
that il has gran fader-gran muider
big and rich" She goes 70 jail, but
is finally rescued by White, who sus-
poets the truth.
When he asks Naneta 20 share his
SIS a week, which he makes some
weeks, she says IAN de I'll bambina ,"
THE bambereeno? Why, she's ours,
OF course, and we'll start housekeep-
ing with a ready-made family
William Desmond is excellent as he
lover, and in the role of Carlos Eupoli
Joseph j. Bowling does a wonderful
bit Of Characterization.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1916-10-20
WATER SOAKED GRASS
HINDERS BROWN TEAM

Providence, r. T., Oct. l9.-Brown
varsity was given its final practice
before Saturday game with Williams
on Andrews Field this afternoon. Inc
varsity labored through the water
soaked grass for over an hour. There
was no regular scrimmage, and the
men did not even play on the grid
iron. but simply engaged in dummy
scrimmage at one end Of the field.
One eleven was opposed by seven
linemen, the one set Of backs striving
20 pierce their opponents line, while
the lnemen on the defence exerted
every effort 20 break up the play. In
this way the men obtained a stiff
signal drill and a thorough workout
in offensive and defensive plays, in
spite of the weather conditions.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1916-10-20
MISS ALLAN AS
A NEW SAL0ME
If the Dancer Wore an
Eighth Veil 1t Was
Very, Very Thin

We have had Salome according 20
Richard Strauss, and TO Massenet, and
to the Winter Garden. We have had
the daughter Of Herodias reincarnate
in the forms Of Miss Mary Garden,
Nine. Lima Cavalieri and Miss Ger
trude Hoffman. and yesterday after
noon We had 4 new SalomA in Miss
Maud Allan. OF the four Salome,
Miss Allsn's was certainly not the least
veritable nor the least alluring.
Miss Allans version was entitled
"The Vision Of Salome," and it was
unveiled at the 44th Street Theatre.
We use the word unveiled advisedly,
the unveiling being accomplished by
the rising Of the curtain. Perhaps
Miss Allan was wearing an eighth veil,
but II so II was very, very thin.
Now, musical repentance is one of
the stock jokes Of the theatre. We
suppose the VI. Remy who wrote the
music 70 the ballet was a Frenchman:
none write so gracefully Of spiritual
ascension upon a cloud Of perfumed
sensualism az DO the minor composers
Of the Gallo race. At all events. he
wrote OF 1t and Of the preceding or
elastic dance with exceeding gusto, and
with equal gusto did Miss Allan in
terpret. Sinuous and evil and Eastern
was this vampire, whose muscles and
limbs evolved themselves from the
rhythm and then melted back into IL.
London was long ago shocked by
this dance, delightfully."-. gorgeously
shocked. The Forty-fourth Street
Theatre was filed II it was also
shocked would be difficult 20 say. Much
water has flowed under the bridges OF
Anglo-Saxon morality since our inter
pretive dancers first decided to discard
their shoes and stockings. Even papier-
mache heads 10 longer evoke spinal
PRISONS. With the provincialism Of
clothes fed the provincialism Of reti-
cence. We express everything, any
how, anyway. and TO be fair 20 Miss
Allan. she expresses it most efec-
lively.