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HAMPTON DEFEATS LINCOLN.
University Boys o~op Championship
0askstbaii Gsnns 70 viroinians-

University Boys orop Championship
0askstba,i Game 70 viroinians.
The Hampton (Va.l institute basket
hAll team won shein$ercuD10iAte CHAM
pionship Saturday night. Feb. II. BY
Its defeat of the Lincoln PA, univer-
sity team. a. to 20. The game was
fast and clean throughout. q nne ez-
hibition of scientific basketball. Dur
ing the first half the Hampton team
did such wonderful passing and shoot
ing that the Lincoln team seemed be
wildered. This half ended d to In
Hampton's favor.
The second half began with q dash
more to the liking Of the many spec
tators who witnessed the Gnme. The
young boys OF Lincoln did splendid
work, and especially spectacular was
the fast dribbiine Of N. YooeS, who
several times carried the ball from one
end Of the gymnasium to the other.
The passing and shooting OF Gayle.
Gurnoe and Edwards for Hampton
were the features OF the game. The
referee was II. d. Skinner: timekeeper.
Il. Stoney; scorer, II. Harvey.
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SCOTT METHODIST EPISCOPAL
CHURCH, eo3 26TH AVE.
Rev. r. r. Rader Pastor Substitute.

Preaching promptly at IL a. m. and
7:45 p. m.
Epworth League, 6:45 p. m.
Junior League, 800 p. m.
Sunday School. 9:45 a. m.
Scott church was the hOnOred hos
tess on last Sunday afternoon to the
other churches of the city. A large
crowd was present. Excellent papers
relating to woman's work and Chris
tian Activity we're read by Mesdames
Bond and Froman respectively. Prof.
Morrison rendered a beautiful violin
solo. Revs. Washington and Over
made encouraging and interesting re-
marks. Rev. Washington conducted
the Offering which amounted to $29.
Rev. Slutz acted as master of cere-
monies. Shorter choir furnished ex-
cellent music for the service, which
was greatly enjoyed by all. The com
mittee and members of Scott NJ. e.
church extend thanks to each and all.
Capt Gallimore and her club will
entertain the public on the evening
of March 21st with the popular drama
How She Cured Him." Somebody
will receive a beautiful chocheted nut
set at this entertainment as prize.
See contestants.
March IA will bring the lovers OF
good music and sweet songs to Scott
| church to hear the leading stars of
Denver in their best productions.
You cannot afford to miss this treat.
.dembers who have not received
coupon books will call on your cap
.ains for them. Remember the rally
ends March "a, just five days before
annual conference.
We begin Sunday to collect benev-
>lence. Every member is asked to
ray the dollar, or as much of 1t as
YOU can, until all is paid in. Seventy
1ollars is asked of Scott church for
conference claim.
Revs. Slutz and Bell filled the pull
lit morning and evening last Sunday.
IN the ahsence Of Rev. RAIDER. substt
tute pastor. uaH.
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v, N. c. A. NOTES.

The social which was held on the
evening of Washington's birthday
was very pleasant event, ana was
attended by quite 4 large NUMBER. 1t
was rendered additionally pleasant by
the presence of the wives and lady
friends of the different members. re
freshments were served by Mrs'
Sprague and Mrs. Parks.
The committee appointed aSS9he
time ago to arrange for the mempel-
shin campaign to be held in the
spring. beginning April 10Th and con
tinuine thru the Goth, held a meeting
last Friday evening. The plan Is 10
have fully a dozen teams OF apout
five members each. together win Two
teams of boys, and to make thor-
ough and systematic canvas OF the
men of the city. Another meetihs
will be held on Friday evening, March
3rd, at O'Clock.
The public meeting, the second OF
the kind. held at Campbell A. NJ. +.
church last Sunday afternoon was
full of interest and very heipfni'
About two hundred were present
The music was led by the junior choir
of the church. under the direction oi
Mrs Craig. The address was deilv-
cred bv Rev. Guy f. Konkel. pastor
of the Christ NJ. f. church. who spoke
on "rhe Christian Life" Seldom mas
n stronger and more helpful ADDRESS
been heard.
Next Sunday afternoon the meet
ines will be held as usual at the I.
M. C. A. building Meeting for boys
at 2:3O o'clock and for men at :. All
oro ;ny;tod
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CENTRAL BAPTIST CHURCH.,
Corner Twenty-fourth and California
Streets. Rev. p. J. Price, Pastor,
3O12 Marion Street.

Sunday School THE Death OF
stephen" Acts 7:1-s:S. w. A. Moore,
Supt. NJ. Peoples, Asst. Supt.
tin, President. -.
Grand overfowing of the holy spirit
Sunday Marked interest is being
taken in the different auxiliaries of
the church by the members of the
church.
We are looking for the sister
churches and pastors of the Baptist
Sunday afternoon at 2:30 p. m. to
take part in the united communion
service.
Mrs. Wilson OF 2941 Glenarm st. is
much improved at this writing Sis
ter Brown, Deacon Jas. Browns wife,
has been very much indisposed but
is much better at this writing.
Do not fail to see The Fruit OF
the Wine Cup" three-act drama,
presented at Central Baptist March
9th. Benefit new church.
We ask all associated pastors to
be present May 14th, Rally day at
Central Baptist. The ladies' of Cen
trail Baptist are very sincere about
the association and new church. They
are backed by the deacons and trus-
tees of Central Baptist.
Mrs. Jamison of Park Hill enter
tanned at her residence some OF her
friends and the pastor In very en-
tertaining way last Sunday.
The sick of our church are improv-
ing.
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Church OF The HOLY. REDEEMER.
(EpiscopaD
22nd Ave. and Humboldt Sta.
Rev. Henry q. Brown, Vicar.

1880 a. m.-Celebration of The Holy
Eucharist.
9:45 a. m.-Sunday School.
11:25 a. m-Choral Solemn Euchar.
ist with Sermon subject, The Prin
cess of the Three Christian Graces.
7:45 p. m.-Choral Solemn Evensong
with Sermon, subject, the Ascent to
Jerusalem"
Ash Wednesday, March 8th, 1880 a.
m.-Celebration of The Holy Euchar-
ist.
500 p. m.-Choral Evensong with
Sermon.
Friday, p. m.-Junior Choir Re-
hearsal.
500 p. m.-Litany and general choir
rehearsal. %
Do not fail to attend the grand
spring musicale ana social at the
Cathedral Chapter. House, 1881 Clark
son ST., Tuesday evening at $3.50, un-
der the auspices Of st. Perpetua Guild.
An attractive programme will be rem
dered.
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BETHLEHEM BAPTIST CHURCH.
314s Lafayette. Phone Y 76H.
REV. A. e. REYNOLDS. PASTOR.
Homestead, 100 Acres, Deerfielc'
Sunday School, 9:45 a. m.
Preaching, II a. m.
-

Sunday School. s:45 a. m.
Preaching, II a. m.
B. Y. p. u, $3.50 p. m.
Preaching, 7:45 p. m. Lesson SUB
ject, "The Death of stephen Acts
1854; s-3.
B. Y. P. U. topic, Conservation OF
Strength" Psalms Sill. Miss Ethel
Fields, vice president of the b. Y. r.
U. of Central church, will read a pa
per on Conservation of Strength Sun
day evening at the B. Y. P. U. MISS
Fields is forging to the front as
worker in the young peoples meeting.
The funeral of Mr.. Walter smith
took place last Sunday at p. m.
After the preaching services sun
day evening, the communion OF the
Lords Supper.
Last Sunday the pastor preached
from the following subjects: IL a:
M. Scars the Best Evidence OF
Faith" 7:45, THE Place Where Judg-
ment will begin.
Tuesday night social will be CIV
en nv the ladies of the church. Come
and help them. ~
Next Friday night, the 10th, an
onen house discussion at the literary
which is the more valuable member
to the community, the doctor, lawyer
or dentist? Mr.. Hasting will open
for the doctor, Mr.. l. H Harper hor
the dentist and Mr.. Young LOT Ine
LAWYER. Come out and take a part
Good program every Friday nignt.
Mrs. A. ]. Walton is improving very
slowly. ..e.---,rz.--
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scIATicA's PIERCING PAIN

To kill the nerve pains OF Sciatica
you can always depend on Sloans Lin.
iment. 1t penetrates to the seat OF
pain and brings ease as soon as It is
applied. A great comfort too with
Sioan's is that no rubbing Is required
Sloan's Liniment is invaluable for stop
ping muscular or nerve pain OF any
kiEd. Try It at once II you suffer with
Rheumatism. Lumhago. Sore Throat
Pain in Chest, Sprains. Bruises. etc.
1t is excellent for Neuralgia and Head.
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Colorado Annual Conference
Directory.

Rocky Mountain Distriet--Rsv. A.. N
Ward, Presiding Elder. t....,.
Shorter Chapel, Denver. Rev. Rob
ert L. Pope. B. d.
Payne Chapel. Colorado Springs
Rev J. l.. Williams.
Campbell Chapel. Denver. Rev. Jas
Washington.
st. John. Pueblo. Rev. w. T. Big
gers. LII. b. $50.
81 Paul. Pueblo. Rev. John Adams
d. d.
Salt Lake City. Utah. Rev. D. R
Jones.
Craze Chanel. Cheyenne. Wyo
Rev. r. L. Donohoo.
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MISSION WORK AND. SUNDAY
SCHOOL At THIRTY-FiRST
AND BLAKE STREETS.

Sunday School at 1870 p. m.
Preaching at O'Clock.
Bible Training Glass, 1880 each FIT
day evening.
Elder Il. J. Clark, teacher.
You are cordially invited to each OF
these services.
P. ". COLEMAN. sec'7
b. J. CATLETT. Supt.
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Mn. m.r.h. sehos.,d Die. .. Aiken.

Mr. Martha SehoHeId 0I0o aS AIko".
Mrs. Martha Schoneld. teacher Of
the freedmen at Sen island In 1865 and
founder OF the Schof1eld Normal md
Industrial school at Aiken. &. c.. died
at Aiken recently at the age OF seven
ty-six. She was known throughout the
country and greatly beloved by the
colored people on account OF her high
character aud tbe devotion TO the
cause of education among the colnred
people all Of her life
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DAUGHTERS OF TABERNACLE
meets the second and fourth Tues-
days in each month at 2711 Welton
st.
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CHURCH DIRECTORY.

CHURCH Of .,,e HOLY REDEEMER
Cor. 22n.I Ave. and Humboldt.
hSne York 500.
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KNIGHTS OF TABOR

Golden West Tabernacle No. 568
St. James Temple No. 457 meets LIST
and 3rd Tuesdays Of each month,
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YOU WILL BE ABLE TO WEAR
DIAMONDS IF YOU 9UY YOUR
COAL FROM w. o. siL.OhOS.
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SHILOH BAPTIST MISSION:
CORNER 2sth and lARlMEh 90
Rev, T. e. Henderson, Pastor

Sunday School at 2:30 p. m.
preaching Sunday at 8 p. m.
pag,,1ar prayer meeting THURSDAY
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De Molay Consistory meets first and
third Thursday nights at Nippon Hall
20A8 Champa st.
Mystic Shrine meets second and
fourth Thursday nights At Nippon
Hall, 204o Champa st.
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Spanish War Veterans.
End and 4th Friday of each month
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PEOPLES PRESBYTERIAN
CHURCH.
Cor. Washington and 23rd Aves.
Phone York 219&.

ShORTER A. N. e. CHURCH
Cor. 23rd st. and Washinoton Ave
Phone Main 706S.
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ONLY THE MINT CAN MAKE
MONEY WITHOUT ADVERTISING
therefore ADVERTISE IN THE
STAR - -.
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F, q. u. .. OF o. F. AND ITS
| AuxllIARlEs.
GRAND OFFICERS.
Or. Paul e. spratiin, o. g. NJ.
~ 0Oode Bldg.
Geo. 8. Contee, D. g. Sect.
Rocky Mt. Lodge 1890,
1st and 3rd Thursdays Of each month
' 1890 Welton St
Arapahoe Lodge No. 1886.
LIST and 3rd Monday Of each month
1884 Arapahoe St
Denver Lodge No. se46,
End and %th Thursdsys Of each month
lSsA AraDahos 8,
Household of Ruth No 57s,
list and 3rd Tuesday OF each month
$3.50 :Weiton St
House hold Of Ruth No. 41so,
End and 4th Thursday of each
49, asso ws,,on 8,
P. G. N. Council No. 11s.
1884 Arapahoe.
9th Tuesday only.)
Denver Patriarchy No. 81.
Fourth Tuesday Of each month.
1880 Welton St
Juveniles No. s71 (odd FelIows).
1st and 3rd Saturday of each
month at p. m, 263O Welton.
U. 0. =. AND ITS AUxiLiARiEs.
Emmett Cammel, g. NJ.
28O7 Welton st.
Queen of the West Temple.
First and third Thursday Of each
0oatA.
1854 ArapaAoe 81.
Webster Temple e p. MI
Webster Temple, End and 4th Wednes-
lay of each month.
1894 Arapahoe st.
Speed Lodge Ne. 8
E4rxt and third Saturday of each
2630 wel.op ST
Western Star Lodge No.
list and ard Tussdsys Of each month
1e.4 Arapahoe st.
Captolia Temple "a. NJ TJ.
1st and srd Saturdays Of each month
1884 Arapahoe ST
Golden Gate Juveniles No. I q. N. T.)
End and 4th Saturdays Of eseh month
at p. m.
1884 Arapahoe st.
Howard Juveniles No. 8 Is. N. T.)
End and 4th Saturday OF each
month at 2 p. m.
263O Weltop St.
Queen elizabeth Temple No. .
Second and fourth Thursday Of zach
month at 2 p. m.
$3.50 wslten st
Naomi Temple No. u
2nd and 9Th Fridays Of each month
263o Welton st.
Columbine Temple Is. M. IT,.
2nd and 4th Mondays Of each month
1880 Welton ST
Mountain Lodge Elks No. -.
End and 4th Wednesdays Of each
month.
Spanish War Veterans.
End and 4th Friday of each month.
De Molay Consistory meets nrst and
third Thursday nights at Nippon Hall
2048 Champa st.
Mystic Shrine meets second and
fourth Thursday nights At Nippon
Hall, 20l9 Champa st.
lO.lW. {
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p,EAsANT GREEN eAP TIsT
CHURCH. ,noa
s,s1 Walnut St. Phone champa 34ss
preaching at II a. m. and EsV r. "'
sunday school at l p. m.
prayer service Wednesday nikn.
n Up. u. at $40 p. m. Womens
BihIe class at p. m.
An are welcome.
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MT. OLIVE BAPTIST MISSION,
3sth and Blake Streets. L. J. JONES,
PASTOR, PHONE CHAMPA 1e9.
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Columbine Temple Is. M. IT,.
2nd and 4th Mondays Of each month
1880 Weltop S,
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Mountain Lodge Elks No. -.
End and 4th Wednesdays Of eac
month.
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MISSION WORK AND SUNDAY
SCHOOL At THIRTY-FIRsT
AND BLAKE STREETS.
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SHILOH Baptist MISSION.
Corner ThIstyhisst and Walnut Sts.
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eoYkiNs TABERNAcLE.

The Boykins Tabernacle. SS3-777.
Grand Order 12 No. 461. meets the
first and third Saturday of each
month, Fern Hall, 2711 Welton.
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sETHLEHEM BAPTIST CHURCH
Cor. 32nd Ave. and Lafayette At.
Phone York 7647.
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days in each month at 2711 Welton
KNIGHTS OF TABOR
Golden West Tabernacle No. 56s
St. James Temple No. 457 meets LIST
and 3rd Tuesdays Of each month
soYkiNs TABERNACLE.
The Boykins Tabernacle. 333-777.
Grand Order 12 No. 461. meets the
first and third Saturday of each
month. Fern Hall. 2711 Welton.
AMERICAN woooMEN.
Camp No. 1 of American Woodmen
meets last Thursday evening of each
month at Nippon hall, 2o51 Champs.
POINTS OF tMTEhReT.
State Capitol Colfa1 and Lincoln.
Union Depot. 18th and Wynkoop STA
City Hall, 18th and Larimss sA.
Auditorium. 14th and Curtis Sta
Public Bathhouse. goth and Curtis Sta
Public Library. 18th and bennock.
Fire Dept. 25th and Glenarn Place
Inspiration Point.
Federal Building 18th and ChampA
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Naomi Temple No. u
2nd and 9Th Fridays Of each month
263o Welton St
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Las Vegas, N. M. Rev. B. F. Nc
Gully.
Santa Fe, N. NJ. Rev. J. E. VIII
Globe and Miami, Ariz.. Rev. F. o.
Graves.
Walsenburg Rev. r. L. Cate.
Prescott, Gallup and Flagstaff Rev
W. l.. N. Baker.
Douglas and Bisbee, Rev. T. NJ.
Reeves.
Durango and silverton, to be sup
CHURCH DIRECTORY.
CHURCH Of .,e HOLY REDEEMER
Cor. 22nL Ave. and Humboldt
IhSne York $500.
PEOPLES PRESBYTERIAN
CHURCH.
Cor. Washington and 2srd Aves.
Phone York 219<.
ShoRTER A. N. e. CHURCH
Cor. 23rd St and Washington Ave
Phone Main TOSS.
ZION BAPTIST CHURCH
Cor. [Vt0 %NS. AVO O1oSH OF
Yoyk 9377
CAMPBELL A. N. z. CHURCH
Cor. 23rd and lawrence SITS.
Phone Main 1865.
CENTRAL BAPTIST CHORCH
14th St. between Callfornis and
Stout 8ts.
Phone York S1S3.
SCOTT N. e. CHURCH
16th Ave. and ciarkson ST.
BETHLEHEM BAPTIST CHURCH
Cor. 32nd Ave. and Lafayette a..
Phone York 7647.
MT. OLIVE BAPTIST MISSION,
3Sth and Blake Streets. l. J. JOhE&
PASTOR. PHONE cHAMPA 1es.
SHILOH Baptist MISSION.
Corner ThIstyhrst and Walnut sts.
MISSION WORK AND SUNDAY
SCHOOL At THIRTY-FIRsT
AND BLAKE STREETS.
THIRD sEvENTH-DAY ADVENTIST
CHURCH.
2e,7 GLENARM PLACE.
Lodge Directory.
r. 4 A. M. AND ITS AUxILiARlEs.
Titus S. Rector. g. NJ
371s wslton St
VIM. Sprague. G. Sect.
Rocky MI Lodge No. l.
1st and 3rd A,ordays Of each north
26a1 welton st.
Hiram Commandery,
end TUESDAY Of each month.
only 1884 Arapahoe st.
Nesnnic Consistory, Cst and ard
Tuesdays at 30 Goode BldR.l
Queen of Sheba Court,
End and 4th Friday of each month.
(Afternoon) 2630 Welton St
Evergreen Chapter No. SO. o. E.
1st and 3rd Tuesday of each month
(Afternocn) 2S30 Welton st
Lone Star Chapter ". e. g..
LIST and 3rd Tn ursday of each
month.
(Aftsrnoon) 26aO welton st
Centennial Lodge No. 4.
End and 4th Monday of each month
1884 Arapahoe 81
KNIGHTS OF pvTHiAs AND ITS
AUxiLIARlEs.
Grand ofsesrs. .sS
W. H. Bess. Grand Chancellor.
Colorado Springs, colo
Chas. g. Muse. g. X. Of R. 4 8.
1921 Gaylord
Aetna Company,
month.
1884 Arapahoe st.
'I.u.4a
Pythias Lodge No. II.
1st and ard Wednesday Of eac'
month.
1884 Arapahoe g.
Damon TIOA~e M. 4.
fnt and 3rd Eeldava a. ZACH month
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ZION BAPTIST CHURCH
Cor. Gath Avs. and Ogden ST.
YOyk 9377

CAMPBELL A. N. z. CHURCH
Cor. 23ed and lawrence SITS.
Phone Main 1865.
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Queen elizabeth Temple No. .
Second and fourth Thursday Of each
month at p. m.
$3.50 wslten st
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CENTRAL Baptist CHORCh
34tin St. between callfornis and
Stout 8ts.
Phone York 81S3.

SCOTT N. E. CHURCH
A6th Ave. and Ciarkson ST.
PSo09
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AMERICAN WoopMEN.

Camp No. 1 OF American Woodmen
meets last Thursday evening of each
month at Nippon hall, POSI- Champs.
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Howard Juveniles No. 8 Is. "A. IL
End and 4th Saturday OF each
month at 2 p. m.
263O WeltoD St.
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Golden Gate Juveniles No. ! g. N. TJ
End and 4th Saturdays Of each month
At p. N.
1894 Arapahoe ST.
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Juveniles No. 871 (Odd Tellows).
LIST and 3rd Saturday OF each
month at 2 p. m, 2630 Welton.
The fool-killer., 1916-06-01

Now our great statesmen don't
act with half as much sense as that
honest old doctor. Here is a world
with a bad case of the belly, hurt,
caused by eating the green apples
of boss-rule and private plunder.
To remove the cause would cure
the disease, just like it did in my
case.
But Woodpile says he is not
''concerned'' about the cause. OF
course not. He and his military
advisers are afraid to discuss that
feature of the question. They
themselves know the cause of this
war, and of all wars, but they
want to keep that in the back
ground. It furnishes too much good
juicy graft for their gang, and they
couldn't bear to see it removed.
Oh, shucks in August! To hear
such fellers as Woodpile cavorting
around trying to stop the war, and
at the same time refusing to look
for the cause that started it,
reminds me of the old fool who
had q leaky house. He held an
umbrella over his family when it
rained instead of fixing the roof.
Yes, honey, the 'obscure foun-
tains'' from which this war burst
forth can be found in the cussed
commercial system that dominates
this world. A few Internal hogs
with nearly everything in their
possession, and fighting for the
rest.
Green apples!
Let's cut 'em out.
The fool-killer., 1916-06-01

Say, you silly one gallus boob,
will our American intervention in
Mexico do YOU any good? Have
you got any thing down there to
protect? No, drot your measley
skin, you amt. Then who will
benefit by American Intervention?
Why, the American millionaires
who have vast holdings in Mexico!
Gee, amt you just itching to go
down there and bleed and die to
protect THEIR property?
The fool-killer., 1916-06-01

It's doggon funny how the rich
folks are always talking about
the blessings Of poverty.'' En- the
eyes of a person who never tried
it poverty may seem like bless
ing," but when feller has strug-
gled through it for an average
lifetime it don't look so alluring.
Anyhow, the rich devils seem
willing enough for the poor to
enjoy all the pleasures of that
great "blessing.''
The fool-killer., 1916-06-01
HOme-Made Fiosofy.
auu.-uuu..,.....s,1uu auu.-uuu..,....s,1uu;;uss,a.a /; ss,a.aiiiaiuan s,iii
BI U.NKEL PETE.

A revolushun liz truth crushed
tn urth'' takin a noshun she will
git up agin.
An onnist statesman M the mob
lest wurk ov God, but tina hain't
much ov stock left On hand
about awl sold out, ] CESS.
Capital il like a boy hoo haz
bin razed up bi his daddy an man,
my, an then wants tew turn them
out ov hous an home.
A krank IL a man hoo haz a
good idy, but the wurld iz tew Ia
~ tew find it out.
When a man begins tew ware a
plug hat, it IL purity good evil
dence that he haz eggzausted every
uther meens ov 'callin attenshun
tew his he'd.
When leeder gifts tew big fer
biz breeches, it IL cheeper tew re-
duce him a little than tew git him
q new pair.
A corporashun .hazent got emmy
sole, but it makes up fer this bi
havin more hands an pockets than
ennything els on urth.
We orient tew be so hard on
the devil, when We legallze the
same kind ov blzness he II engaged
in.
A dandy IL a poor imitahun ov
I the male chicken, which the chick
en- wud resent if it wuzent be.
neeth hiz dignity.
Politikal. pi iz what q feller gifts
when he swaps off hiz prinslpels.
The party that IL aulways prom
lsin an never per1ormln needs
~sumthln moar than greese.
A Dimmycrat IL q man hoe
expected good times an got fooled
The fool-killer., 1916-06-01

All people who are not fools
will subscribe for The Fool-Killer
as soon as they see a copy. Put
yourself on the wise side by COM
ing across with the price. Fork
it over, boys, and enjoy the fun.
The fool-killer., 1916-06-01
REPUBLICAN PRAYER.

Almighty, All Beardy and ALL
Judgy Master Hughes, hou seest
US here at thy feet, and thou
knowest what brought us here.
Thou knowest that the changing
tides of politics have drifted US
to thy feet, and now we look unto
thee as our political saviour.
Oh, Master Hughes, thou hast
gloriously delivered us t, ON the
bloody jaws Of Toothadore
SpecksveIt, whom we formerly
worshipped even as we now
worship thee. in fact, if thou
hadst not stepped in and delivered
us, we would now be making this
prayer to him instead of to the e.
We thank thee, great Master
Hughes, for becoming our Moses
in this trying hour. We pray that
thou wilt take up thy judicial staff
and smite the rock of politics and
make the water of victory flow
out. We have not tasted any of
that precious water for four years
now, and we are almost dying
with thirst for it.
And we pray thee, Master
Hughes, to pick up Woodpile by
the slack of the pants and rub his
nose in the mud of defeat. We are
depending on thee to lead us out
of this wilderr ess of hunger into
the promised land of political pie.
Yes, master, pie is what we want,
and we would endorse anything
or vote for anything for the sake
of pie. We don't know but mighty
little about the issues, and we
care less. If thou knowest what
will be popular enough to beat
the Democrats, just trot it out
and We'll stand for it. Likewise
yell for it ar d vote for it. If thou
sayest peace we will be the great
est peace folks on earth; and if
thou sayest preparedness, then
we will yell for that.
| And now, dear master, since we
have placed ourselves in thy
hands, we pray that thou wilt
deliver us from our enemies and
protect us from our fool friends.
Fill us with official pie, then make
us good soft bed in thy whisk.
ers and let us go to sleep.
| AMEN.
The fool-killer., 1916-06-01
Here We Come-H Head Us!

Sing a song of conventions,
Candidates galore;
Some with bellies full of pie,
And all a-wanting more.
Hughes upon the Elephant
Whiskers flying free;
Wilson a-straddle Of the Donk,
And Ted-oh, where is he;
Hot times in the country now
Right along till fall;
Where do you and [ come in?
Gosh, we PAY for it all.
James Larkin Pearson.