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Crittenden record-press. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1909-191?, 1916-05-04
Buys Lead Plate Buried
By French I73 Years Ago.

Pierre, S. D., May .. The
State Historical Society has come
into possession of the leaden
plate which was buried by the
Verendrye brothers, French ex.
plorers, at the present location Of
Fort Pierre in l7l3. and which
was discovered by school child.
rem in February, 1913. 10 years
afterwards,
The plate was purchased by
William 0'Riley through fund
raised by subscriptions, aided by
the state historical expense funds
available FOR such purpose.
Crittenden record-press. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1909-191?, 1916-05-04
LEVIAS
Delayed from last week

The Easter hun, at the home Of Mr.
and Mrs. Tom Burslov'. sunday al
tsrnoon. was an enjoyable affair {,
both wong and OLD ~ olr Sunda,
school There were several zen egg,
found. all colors and sizes. which A.
'ort,d tue children much peasur,
hunting around over tha wood under
rrees and logs Master Her-chsl Low,
found the most eggs ard VAS presented
With a nice Easier card by Mrs. Bark
ow. he also found the large chin'
Egg which was given by Mrs Florence
Price There wee foriy-six at Uur
Sunday school last Sunday and We hop,
20 have many more next Sunday.
Everybody come.
Richard Bcbout asa wife passed
through Lcylas Friday enroutc to their
home in sheridan.
Planting gardens, cleaning house.
counting chickens and selling eggs is
the order Of the day with the house
wife.
Mrs. l. L. Price H. suffering with
rheumatism.
Mrs Addie Suggs and daughter were
guests Saturday and Sunday Of her
sister. Mrs Susie Mckinney
Hermon Harod was the guest Of Jno.
Franks last week.
Mr.. Eva Allison and sons. Of Craync
we're guests IN Levia' last week.
Uncle Mack McClarc has been yery
sick Tor several days he q, very old
aud bis recovery is doubtful
Mr.. and Mrs Reuben Wheeler visit.
Cd Sunday with her sister. Mrs. Nan.
ai. LaRac'
GUY Babb, Of Salem, visited Satur.
day night at the Price home.
Miss Mary Watson was the guest
Sunday Of her cousin, Miss Lemah
Franklin.
Misses Sallie Sullcnger and Lemah
Franklin visited Saturday with Mary
Acc Davidson has mo we'd to Marion
10 reside.
Clarence Batman, Of Fleming, KY,
visited his grandmother. Mrs. p. ].
iiIless, from Friday until Sunday.
o. G. Threlkeld Il fonninr his saw.
Crittenden record-press. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1909-191?, 1916-05-04
GOnquerS Rheumatism
-
In a Very Few Days

One-half teaspoonful of Rheuma
taken once a day has driven the pain
and agony from thousands of racked,
crippled and dispairing rheumatics dur
ing the last FIVE years. 90,
Powerful and sure; quick acting, yet
harmless; Rheuma gives blessed relief
almost at once. The magic name has
reached every hamlet in the land and
there is not a druggist anywhere who
cannot tell you-if he will-of, almost
marvellous cures.
If you are tortured with rheumatism
or sciatica, you can get two bottles Of
Rheuma from James II. Orme or any
druggist for not more than Sl.O0. with
the understanding that il it does not
drive rheumatic poisons from your
system-money hack 10
Crittenden record-press. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1909-191?, 1916-05-04
Program for Oak Hall
farmers Club May 8.

The following Program will be-
rendered al Oak Hall Mon. night
May sch, 1916.
Good Roads R. II. Enoch.
Cultivation Of Corn o. c. Ford.
Home Gardening Mrs. T. A.
Enoch.
Raising Chickens Lettie Con.
dit.
Profits from Chicken Raising
Ruth Terry.
Spraying the Orchard j. NJ.
Dean.
Report of Corn Cub-E. n
Graves.
Report of Pig Club Barney
Claghorn.
Geo. ". Cond'tt Sec'v.
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LOf BRAIN LEAKS.
BY F. s LoYD:

Carloss Oakley said. PA. what /,
difference between a vocation and a
vacation"
"A vacation consist Of lot Of hard
work that you'are'not compelled to do.
my SON."
Ambroze Wheeler says. Before he
gets her he thinks she is a bird Of Par.
adise, After he gets her he has a
suspicion that she belongs a little
further south than Paradise.
Daddy says, Did you ever notice it
that the man with the least money Is
the fellow who has the most places TO
put it.
Albert Elder says, You can't blame
married man for not wanting TO lis.
ten to advice when he is down town
lie gets plenty Of advice when he is
at home.
There's no use talking" prowled
Albert Elder. "a woman can't take a
Joke
"She can't, en-" snapped Mrs. FL.
der, "well what did ! do when | mar.
ried your"
carlo's Oakley said: "Pa. what is a
coupling dovice'"
- rreache-, NY son.
Tavlo- STOKES Saws. When.a man tss
nm AK 20 grind h. isr't very pqr,icrl,,
who h u'e' tor q rrinistone.
Uncle Geo'oe Stsli,n, says. inc,
Billy Lovd viii devote six days in n,
week To oct money. ard the sevenil
ley % tser u.
Yrs oasley said. "vHie. Who wr.
% in the bible that asked for broad ar
received s'ore2" As che looked -,
ROW magazine she vas reading
'lrw fs some poor newly mari =
NOV v'o lst ms wife hale NV him !
ruoss
George Cridor sryy. Never tu-r vor
hsck m failure. Give him the hars
fl n me doubt Once in n while q
man fails because he ia too homes, 70
succeed.
The sermon was long snd prosy, and
Miss lmcgere WigCington was tired
ani worn out, was ENJOYING a me
nan. The nsacher ended his discourse
and announced. 1--WE will sing hvr,
No. iS2 " The tired telephone r-
awoke with a st''t whom she hearitpe
number and sand in a swee, voice "Tl
line is busy"
Jim Freeman 'ars. An orr editor D.
to do ia to 20 a. DO, desk six DAYS in !
Week. Tour weeks in q month and en- |
stuff like this Johnnie Highland II
Marion. leta can opener slip last WEI |
and cut himself in the pantry.
Uncle Dock Green says. Think be. !
fore YOU SPEAK and YOU won't saw
much.
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ELECTION NOTICE..

An election w,l b. held at the
School Auditorium in the Marion
Graded Common school building
May 9Th, 1916, beginning at |
o.clocF p. M, and ending at G
O'Clock p. u, Cor the purpose
OF eIectInR one trustee for the
Marion Graded Common School
district a. o. for the comiau
term begirnlor May 18Th. ltlS
by order Of tie Board Of trustees
Tor The Marion Graded Common
Schoo0 district, So. p.
. d. @. ROCHESTER Sec'y.
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IN an In Court Bursts
Into Ttars-A Woman

Santa Barbara, Cal. April %.
Tears in the eyes Of a young
hobo arrested with a companion
here disclosed to the police that
their prisoner was a woman pa
rading in male garments.
MY name is Ethel Chaplin. |
am beating my way to my hus-
band, Bert Chaplin, who works in
Los Angeles. she confessed.
She left Portland after she had
Stripped off her locks.
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ELECTRIC HEATING DEVICES

The perfection of the American
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the high quality Of the Amer.
can Beauty" Electric Heating De.
vices, in so far as man can APP.
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The Devices of the "Ameri-
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and are Instantly ready to give
service. They make many house
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Insist on getting American
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80 ~ o..
Write US for catalog and'price
list. Sent free on request
- - ". Hf
THE JAMES CLARK JR..
ELECTRIC COMPANY,
Louisville, Kentucky.
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OF
and policemen lot a church?
is dastardy a under
take TO deliver the votes Of his Pensioners n candidate for
ward heer b deliver block
De prosecuted for the law should
is as objectionable for convention canona
law TO control tho Of church members
manufacturers n issue orders for their employees
such
OF
rich white black prostitute power and con-
49, ~ '- W.
by other a An
cannot sancuy treason authority TO preach does
ehe 70 become political
permit 10 e US how to vote No man Joining the church should
MS citizenship forfeit his
ly TO the state The earth
OF our oeathers lighting throw
suggestion
and their torture should not be tolerated a momeut
Laws should be passed prohibiting
pche rom delivering or attempting deliver their membership
70 any candidate for Office and suitable
passed preserving the sanciy Of the pulpit o political
as uch menace to church and for
ICt minister 10 preach political He has
poncs the pulpit 10
10 MS pupils preacher
more than he make profanity
glory to civilization. 1870 ~ - w" 10
Crittenden record-press. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1909-191?, 1916-05-04

a Summer ! q ID lNUlC
The Forestry Service will lease
you a patch Of ground on the
National Forest, where you car
build a summer cottage that vii
come as near your dream Of out.
door comfort as your purse and
building ability will take you.
Go anywhere in the 300,000.mile
eXDanse- that's six times the
area Of New York State pick
out a spot that suits you, ask the
forest supervisor for it and it's
yours. Not exactly free, for the
minimum rental is $40 a year
ut all the rest of the estate is
yours toenioy.
And Uncle Sam will give you
all your fuel an6 sell you the
logs for your house dirt cheap.
If there is no mill at hand, you
might whipsaw the lumber your
self; or build your cabin of logs,
as plain or as fancy as your taste
dictates. The stumpage will
cost you 81 up as high as 80 per
thousand feet. But that isn't a
very expensive house; you could
buili a comfortable littla cabin
for en- so to SIS.
One Goes not need to leas. a
residence site, however, 10 en-.
JOY the rivilege of the National
Forests. One can 80 in. in any
way h chooses by wagon. on
foot, by pack train, by railroad
by auto, or hy in, or swim and
camp or travel ind fniteIy, with
no n rye. There ar no signs
Of Keep off the Grass" or mo
Tresp sing Allowed Fuel,
horse feed, timber for repairs or
camp necessities, all ar free. -
May Outing,
Crittenden record-press. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1909-191?, 1916-05-04

We offer One Hundred Dolla.
Reward for any case Of Catarrs
that cannot DO cured by Hall
Catarrh Cure.
r, J. CHENEY & CO. Tc'.s-. O.
W.. the undersiaugf have kn,yrn n =
Cheney Tor the lat u ycafa and asiia,c
hlm perfectly honorable In an busir,at
transactions and financially ellie To carey
out ans obligations made BY HE Tim
NATIONAL BANK OE COItNrlnr
TClCeu. ~
acting directly uu.n itr hrlI lnt r...
cous surfaces ~ ts s,aton rari mopIais
gent iree P.lcf b, c.ls r.f llitlc. 3 10
- 800 Nu ua4
Teko iAts gpu'y rms Tor coss'talilof
Crittenden record-press. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1909-191?, 1916-05-04
What Is Home?

lecenlly a London magazine
sent out LOGO inquiries on the
question: What is homer" In
selecting the best responses the
magazine was particular to see
that every class was represented.
The poorest and the richest were
given an opportunity to express
their sentiments. Out of the
500 roniies. seven gems were
select d as follows:
Home, a world of trouble shut
Crittenden record-press. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1909-191?, 1916-05-04
City Tax Now Due

! have the tax books for 1916
City tax and will write receipts
for anyone wanting to pay same.
George Boston, Tax Collector
of City of Marion.
Crittenden record-press. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1909-191?, 1916-05-04

When i0e bowels tccomc irregular
". sol a'" uncomfortable and the longer
,Ns condition exists the worse yon
'''' loa con yet rid Of tins misery
quickly by using HEgBlNE. Taso n
l''' on going to ted and see how fine
you. you I''' next a'y Price 80 cents.
sod by James u. ormo. Marion. Nv.
Crittenden record-press. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1909-191?, 1916-05-04
whenever You Need General Tonic
Take Groves

The Old Standard Groyes Tosteless
chill Tonic is equally valuable as a
Genei Tonic because h contains the
well known tonic properties ofQUINlNR
and IRON. II acts on the Liver Drives
on, Malaria, Euriches the Blood and
Da!lIs up the Whole System. 50 eea;s-
Crittenden record-press. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1909-191?, 1916-05-04
mill here this week.

mill here this week.
Mr. and Mrs. Gene Wright. Of Cars
vile. were guests Of her mother. Mrs
7. J. Gilless. the weekend.
Miss Lec,e LaRua attended the X d.
+. A., meeting ~ Louisville last weel
an reported a very nice trip
Crittenden record-press. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1909-191?, 1916-05-04
OUR PUBLIC FORUM
Peter Radford
On Church and State

The recent action Of one Of the leading churches o,
this nation, In annual convention, demanding that the
laymen vote only for candidates for Office whose views
coincide with those Of the clergy OF the leading
political issues ana direct and indirect efforts OF other
church organizations TO Interfere with the freedom OF
the ballot make one Of the greatest pers OF age and
present problem that should thoughtful con.
sideration OF both laymen and citizens
Sucking babes may well sQulrm In their cradles
when ministers in convention assembled release the
hearts OF men and grab them by the throat for Chris.
tanity has broken down religion has become farce and
Crittenden record-press. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1909-191?, 1916-05-04

nsSsnSs OF i,s tonic aud laxative effect Az
Qniuine and does not cause p,,,',, 80, u,Vluail
iinEing IN head Remember the ftli ,sr.. w
"ok iot 'he signature VI =. " CROvg "
Crittenden record-press. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1909-191?, 1916-05-04
WANTED! OAK LUMBER.

Red and white oak car stock in
any quantity. Inspection at load.
ding point and srO! cash paid in
iuII for all purchases.
The Hunter Lumber Co.,
Dawson Springs, w. -
The Detroit times., 1916-05-15

chosen. And she lived In eternal
terror Of her domineering husband.
Even after he carried her on to
wealth and social leadership, she
was still terrified and unhappy. At
last she had the good luck to die
leaving one child, son named Jock.
Jock MCCALL inherited his mothers
good looks and charm OF manner.
He inherited, too, some of her timid.
ity. And this quality had been in
tensified. In boyhood, by his fathers
bullying.
Jeremiah had great hopes for this
son of his. He wanted the boy TO
become a leader Of men, like him
self He wanted him fitted to rule
the Mccall dynasty. some day, and
to carry on the workShis father had
begun. Above all, he dreaded lest
the lad should fall into the idleness
and dissipation that be3et rich mems
sons.
With this In view, he put Jock
through a course of training that
might well have broken the spirit of
an army mule. Apart from rigid
home discipline, he made the boy
start at the very bottom Of the silk
business and work long hours. six
days week, for fifty-two weeks a
year. And ne paid him not one cent
in wages lest money might prove a
temptation to lure him away from
the Joys of labor and from rectitude.
jeremiah gave Jock his board,
lodging and clothes, and an occa-
sional badly-grudged dollar or 80 Of
spending money. And with this the
youth Vas forced to be content.
Young Mccall proved himself a
good worker--intelligent, quick. In
dustrious. He hated the mill routine,
but he stuck to 1t, because he dared
not cross his fathers wishes by do
ing anything else.
But at last CLEAN of sunlight
flashed into the drab monotony of
his life That was the day Amy
Prentice came to work In the Nc
Call silk mill.
Amy was dainty, winsome slip of
girl with little fower-face and
great dark eyes and nalo of sunny
hair. Jock thought she was quite
the most lovely and adorable person
on earth. Perhaps he was right.
ITO be continued tomorrow
The Detroit times., 1916-05-15
GAYETY.

With the waning of the burlesQue
season comes Fred Irwin's big show,
entitled 'Frenchee," which opened
the weeks engagement in the Gay
ETY. theater. Sunday afternoon. 1t is
very apparent that the show has not
waned with the season.
Paul Cunningham and Florence
Bennett carry the principal parts in
a winning manner. The latter is
graced with the title role. Stunning
costumes and clever electrical eff
fects are by no means the small fea.
lures of the performance.
An exceptionally well-drilled Choir.
us sings we'll and lances better
Four members of the chorus present
n dancing turn in the olic, which
was enioye1 by the audience.
Most Of the comedy was introduc
ed by John Sherry. whose humor
besides being infectious, is unique
He Is cast in the role of Dandrufi
Blotch. 4 barber. The ancient say
ing that there are only seven orig
inal jokes is refuted by Sherry's
lines
Miss Bennett and Gu ningham dc
pleasing song and dance turn ir
the olio.
Sid Winters, who has the role o.
Tim Hogan, a rich Irishman in Paris
looking fer excitement, IS a native
OF Detroit. His efforts were warml.
received and were clever.
The Detroit times., 1916-05-15
THOUSANDS PAY
HOMAGE TO
MOTHER, SUNDAY


Mother" was paid homage Sun
day, the national Mothers day" In
many loving, tender ard beautiful
ways by the sons and daughters OF
Detroit. Many mothers heart was
gladdened and her eye frightened
by the gift of fragrant flowers or
blossomiDg plant; pastors in the pull
pits eulogized her virtues and paid
tribute to her unquenchable love for
her children; little children In the
Sunday schools sang her praises and
older brothers and sisters in the
church services prayed for the
health and happiness of the living
mother. and held communion of
thought with her who has gone be-
fore.
Everywhere men and women wore
| white flower for the mother passed
beyond, and a colored blossom for
the living mother Despite the in
clement weather, the church ser
vices were largely ATTENDED.
The Detroit times., 1916-05-15
THEATERS

young Spanish girl beloved by two
young men, Andres and Ramon. Al
first she cannot choose between
them, but finally makes up her mind
tEat II Is Andres she loves. Ramon,
mad with jealousy and disappoint'
ment, tastens upon Andres crime
OF which he himself Is guilty, and
Andres Is sent 10 prison.
Ramon determines TO lay siege TO
Maria Rosa all over again. and at
last wins the girls consent to marry
him. Just as the wedding festivi-
ties are under way, Andres returns,
proves his innocence and the guilt
OF Ramon, and Maria Rosa, infuriat-
ed and yengeful, Stays the man who
deceived her so cruelty. The drama
closes with the reconciliation of Ma
ria and Andres, and the exoneration
Of Maria by Ramon as he gasps his
life away.
Miss Farrar does some powerful
emotional acting as Maria. Wallace
Reid plays Andres, and Pedro de
Cordoba. Roman. The drama Is pic.
torially very elaborate.
delightful Burton Holmes travel
ogue, breezy comedy, selections by
the orchestra and on the pipe organ,
and songs by Adolph Becigneul. ten
or, Of Detroit, make mp the diversi-
fed program
The Detroit times., 1916-05-15
THE CONFESSIONS OF A WIFE

II think II is true, my dear. DOM
misunderstand me. You will always
bear the scar on your soul. of your
experience. You can never have thu
wonderful fullness of joy that may
come TO your more fortunate sisters
who from being better protected
have either resisted temptation OIL
bad no temptation TO resist.
But there are compensations, my
dear child. even in such lot as
yours. and that makes me have
faith In life. You have grown very
sympathetic with bodily ills, and
very charitable with ills of the soul
l believe you would try and helr
anyone"
Il certainly would" she answered
Even your whilom lover?" | whis.
pered softly.
She hesitated and then said almos,
under her breath, Him most OF all
for he needs help as much as l."
After a moment she put lette.
in my hand, and said. Please read
IT," Then she left the room. !
opened the sheet and read
"You must not write me any more.
Harvey, for you should know. as l
do. that the book in which your
story and mine was written is fin
ished. Looking back--Oh. how !
hate to look back-I wonder how II
was ever begun.
"You are a nice boy. Harvey. as
boys 90. but I have found that I
must ind q real man to love, II I
should ever love anyone.
81 hear you say, Surely. Alice,
you loved meT-and must answer,
I thought I did at the time, but
when you let me suffer that awful
disgrace for you, l began TO see that
I must get over loving you
"You can get over loving. Harvey.
Love sickness Is like any other sick
ness. You either die Of 1t. or you
get we'll. I think just now the worst
pang I have Il that am over II. II
seems rather weak In nue. to have
male the sacrifices I did for some.
thing that did not last.
''In fact, paradoxical as II may
seen, my greatest hurt Is not that
I loved you and lost you. but that
now have no hurt in having lost
you. II some way makes me feel
as though were q woman without
much feeling.
Strange, isn't 1t, how clrcum.
stances can shape and control a
woman's life? expect II We had
been married I would have been a
devoted wife to you and never would
have known all the shame and suf-
fering. I was giving you the best
love of my heart. Harvey, you kill
ed It.
AS IL is, I am glad that I am not
your wife. while all the while have
feeling that II is something the
world would call very sinful.
"All of 1t. Harvey, is like a bad
dream from which am now awake.
Goodbye, Harvey: hope we will
never see each other again. but IL
you should even work beside me
every day for the years to come. I
am sure the sight Of you would not
cause my heart TO beat BIT faster.
Truly the book 10 finished.
The Detroit times., 1916-05-15

expect. little book. you have for.
gotten that some days back started
in to tell you that had read some.
thing new in my little nurse Alice's
face. and then went wandering on
into the realm of speculation on my
own account
sometimes wonder what makes
nice, refined women take up the pro-
iesslon of nursing. II seems to me
the most terrible thing woman
with any feeling could do to earn
her living. I imagine that the
thought OF relieving pain. OF making
some poor tortured body better able
10 bear It's agony, has something to
do with II. But to me the dealing
with people whose bodies are not
normal would be more than my
nerves would stand.
Alice has been telling me some OF
her experiences. and tell you, lit
tic book. Id rather scrub floors than
be a nurse.
"Of course. Mrs. Waverly." she
said. when we get case like
yours we are very happy-but most
OF the time the work is hard, mo-
notonous and repugnant and repul-
Give"
YES" said. rather shyly. II
think you have improved In your
health and good looks since you
have been with me. I thought when
you were Waiting with Pat last
night that you were the prettiest
woman in the ROOM
Alice blushed and made a depre-
ciative gesture, then her face sud.
denly paled.
What IL the matter. child?" !
asked. Surely you know you are .
pretty girl--and a very dear girl--a
girl whom mistakes and misfortunes
have made better instead Of worse"
Alice impulsiveiy rushed forward
and said. ooh. Mrs. Waveriy. do you
really think that Is true, or are you
saying that to comfort me?"
The Detroit times., 1916-05-15
jeremiah Mccall came to America

jeremiah Mccall came to America
from his Loeb Leven inoors whom ne
was five years old. He came by
steerage. When me was f,fty-nve he
could easily have brought the ship
that had brought him to the land Of
the free and the home of the dollars.
In this half century Of tireless toll.
he had gained much money and had
bartered for II almost everything
that most men would consider worth
while. He was q strong man In the
community. n monument Of stony re-
spectability, a leader In local finance
and politics, an employer Of many
hundred less fortunate people.
The years that had made him rich
had also made him hard and uncom-
promising and as self.willed as any
Roman emperor. And he actually
ruled as an emperor--in his home,
In his great silk mill, In his social
circle. His word Was law.
Square-built. heavy jawed. mas
sive, he affected the Ole fashion OF
wearing long beard and no mus
tache. This he did for nc better
reason than that his father. fifty
years earlier. had dole the same
thing and his grandfather before
him.
When he still was the pushingly
aggressive superintendent OF the
mill he afterward owned, Jeremiah
Mccall had committed the one weak
folly OF his life--a folly for which he
was much ashamed. then and ever
after He had fallen in love with a
pretty operative id the mill and he
had married her.
She was gentle. timid little girl.
this wife the future emperor had