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The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1916-06-09
Jackson Woman had Terri
bic experience hut is
Now All Right

Il wish that every poor sufferer would
give Tanac fair trial. said Mrs. Caro-
line Rhyme, Of Jackson, while in CONVEX
sation with the Tanlac representative at
the Weeks Drug Store.
Mrs. Rhyme then went on to explain
how she had been in terrible condition
from stomach trouble and nervous dis
orders.
81 used to suffer from backauhe and
headaches and nervousness so badly that
it almost set me wild. had hardly any
desire for food and Just had to force my
self to the table. / lost so much strength
that / could hardly walk My nerves
were simply frazzled. l could not sleep
at night and always woke up feeling
more tired than l had been before went
TO bed.
"Since using Tanlac ] have entirely
regained my health" said Mrs. Rhyme,
and that is why l am so anxious to re-
commend it 10 others. / now feel like a
new woman. My appetite is so ravenous
that | can hardly get enough to eat. No
matter what eat / do not have the
slightest trouble with my digestion. My
nerves have steadied down and / sleep
like .op every night. | feel better,
look better and am better since using
the great medcipe. | take pleasure in
recommending it To ever, body"
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1916-06-09
DEFENSE AGAINST ALL
Enemies IS DEMANDED
BY AMERICAN PEOPLE
Lansing Man is Telling How
Most Welcome Change
Has Come Over Him.

B S. Carlton of l03 S. Chestnut
street, Lansing, tells a story which
seems almost too good TO be true. Mr..
Carlton Is a messenger in the Capitol
at Lansing and is well known and has
a host Of friends. This is what he says
"a friend of mine who used Tanac
gave his testimonial. l read it in the
paper and it proved the means of bring
ing about the first relief from stomach
trouble
81 suffered especially" Continued Mr.
Carlton, from pains ia my stomach
and bowels and from nervousness.
My trouble wos Of such long standing
not eat without being distressed after
wards and il was almost impossible
for me to sleep nights. | was run down
and weakened. l had no appetite to
speak of and just had to force myself to
go to the table sometimes.
"As ! said, | read this testimonial
given by my friend and | knew that
he would not endorse Tanlac unless he
knew the medicine. Therefore when
took Tanlsc | was pretty sure it would
help me il anything Would. There is
uot much more to tell except that from
the very start | improved under the
Taulac treatment and today | am again
enjoying good health and feel fine all
the time. | am glad to recommend
Tanlac to anyone suffering from stom-
ach and bowel troubles"
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1916-06-09
big FEATURE PICTURES
AT MAJESTIC KAz00

The Majestic theatre is now running
big feature pictures that are nine and
ten reels long. Col. "Bill" Marshall has
booked one OF the most sensational and
gripping pictures ever thrown on screen
it is called "Where Are My Children
and i1 is a picture lesson on how to pre-
vent race suicide. This picture has re-
ceived the endorsement Of the clergy OF
both New York and Chicago.
Three shows every day during the pic
ture. Matinee at 2:30, evening perform
ances, one at 7:3O and o'clock.
Meier Do Well Sunday
The Meier Do Well a.ten act produc-
ton will be the attraction. at the Ma
jestic for the first half of che week be-
ginning Sunday June 18th. This spect'
ular photo play from the story written
by Rex Beach is presented with an all
star cast and is worthy successor to
It he Spoilers"
Battle Cry Of Peace
will be the attraction for the last half OF
next week starting with.Thursday, June
18th, this is the only Ipicture that is a
real rival to the Birth of Nation.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1916-06-09
TURNING a Joke.

"Whats the matter, Raggers?" said
Smith to the man who was kicking
himself.
"Matterw echoed Ragegrs. "Oh, only
little joke 1 played-just funny
joke" .,.l.
"What was it?"
"Well. you know Jones? I lent him
$40 about a year ago, and l simply
couldn't get him to pay it back. Then
last week l heard he had debt col
lecting agency, SO l thought it would
be a good joke to write asking him
to collect the money he owes me-"
"WellY"
"Now I've had letter from him to
say that the SO he owes me has been
collected and his fee Is SIS" Elk
change.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1916-06-09

The new dog law makes
it necessary for all dog
taxes to be paid on or be-
fore next Saturday June 10
After this date, all dogs
found without the license
tag will be killed according
to law. l will be at the
hardware store of II. @.
Waters to collect these
taxes.
Thomas WoOdman
Supervisor for Paw Paw
Township.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1916-06-09
Needn't Go tiiuher.

drawing master. who had been
worrying a pupil with contemptuous
remarks as TO his want of skill in the
use of the pencil, ended by saying:
"If you were to draw me, for exam
pie, tell me what part you would draw
first?'
The pupil. with a significant mean
ing in his eye, looked up into his mas
ter's face and quietly said:
"Your neck. sir."-London Tit-Bits.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1916-06-09
The Result.

Modern Fairy-Which do you choose
for your son, wealth or wisdom?
Young Mother-Wisdom. With wis
dom he can obtain wealth, but with
wealth he cannot obtain wisdom.
Fairy-SOunds we'll, but have your
way.
Forty years later he was familiar
with science. art, literature geography
history, etc, and could speak ten Ian
guages, but for a living he was writ
ing a biography Of Mr.. Fatpurse, the
great sausage makerl - London Tele
graph.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1916-06-09
Got IL Wrond.

When Richard Harding Davis was a
Philadelphia reporter one of the office
boys on the newspaper where he work
ed was Gallagher. He was a preco-
ciOus lad, and some years after Davis
had become famous rs a novelist and
Gallagher himself had graduated into
q brickyard the latter revisited the
Press office.
Meeting ]. o. G. Duffy, who had
been . reporter with Davis, Gallagher
asked him what had become Of the
big guns" ON the paper In the "old
days"
He wanted to know about Bradford
Merrill and r. e. A. Dorr and Andy
Watrous. "Then there was a tall guy"
said Gallagher, "WhO used to give me
. nickel to dance On the table. He
called himself Mr.. Richard Harding
Davis. What's become of him?'
what" exclaimed DUFFY. Don't you
know that Dick Davis IL now famous
and that he made you famous In
storyr'
Gallagher wouldn't believe II, so
Duffy went to the Office library and
got out a copy Of Gallagher" The
original looked only at the cover and
said:
"Why, the derned fool spelled my
name wrong"
And it appears that he had.-Phila-
delphia Ledger.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1916-06-09
The Fatal Defect.

The two Davises-Bob and Owen
recently wrote a play called ANY
House." 1t was put on in the city of
New York and it was not success.
1t ran one week.
A friend of the authors was discuss
ing the fate of the piece with Bob
Davis.
"Say, Bob" he asked, Just what
was the trouble with ANY HouseY"
THE trouble with Any House, "
said Davis, was that after the first
night there wasn't any" Saturday
Evening Post.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1916-06-09
VIM. S. Gailhouse. Especially

VIM. S. Gailhouse. (SpeciaD
Letters OF Guardianship issued in mat
ter Of: Tebetha j Walker to "A. b. Wig
gins, Mills &. Peterson to Oils d. Newell
Edward P. Mosier to Ellen Mssier, and
guardian discharged Ernest and Lucy
Koob
Est. Mary Jane Osborne. No claims
fled,
Matter Catherine and Thelma Powell,
minors Order authorizing mtg. of real
estate.
Order entered determining legal heirs
Est, Wm Lew Dilleubeck.
Est. .Chas, Il Emerson. Petition for
License to sell real estate.
Est. A. Nj. Prouty. Petition for spe-
cltic performances of land contract, hear
ing July 3.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1916-06-09
Paw Knows Everything.

Willie-Paw, do you know every
thing?
Paw-Yes, my son. Why do you ask?
WILLIE merely wanted to know how
man is able to carry a mortgage
when he can't even lift 1t?
Paw-You go sprinkle little salt on
yourself, young man. You're getting
too fresh.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1916-06-09
Smile and Wait

Oh, cheerfully smile
And wait awhile,
For the storm will soon be over.
There's bit of blue
In the sky for you,
There's sweetness yet In the clover.
Oh, rest and wait,
Though a burden great
On thy heavy heart is pressing,
For a hand Of love
Will the cross remove
And leave instead a blessing!
jean Dwight Franklin.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1916-06-09
No Precaution Neglected.

The little son Of clergyman recent
ly appeared at breakfast with distinct
evidences Of hastily made toilet.
"Why, Edmund" his mother remoH
strated, 81 believe you forgot to brush
your hairr'
81 was In such a hurry to get to
school," he explained.
II hope you didn't forget to say your
prayers?" she asked anxiously.
mo, Street was the emphatic assur-
ance. That's one thing never forget.
Safety flrst!'-Harper's Magazine.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1916-06-09
He Started One,

A college professor and his wife were
entertained at dinner few weeks ago.
In the midst of the gayety at the table
q child's voice was heard coming from
the floor above.
Mother he cried.
"What is it, Archie?" she asked.
There's only clean towels In the
bathroom. Shall l start oneT'-St.
Louis Post Dispatch.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1916-06-09
Correct.

Once in awhile man will return the
money he borrows. But he never re-
turns a borrowed book or a borrowed
umbrella.-Luke McLuke in Cincinnati
Enquirer.
IT'S often true, friend Luke
That very same fellah
Returns" for another buke
Or new umbrella
GAINESVILLE co. Signal.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1916-06-09
How Ii Happened.

TTOW W TIdPPO'FSUs
81 can't do fool thing with that dern
camel" growled Noah, as he came into
the cabin for supper.
what is the matter with himT
asked Mrs. Noah.
"Why, he didn't like the quarters
gave him, and he got his back up
about it, and he can't get it down
again." replied Noah.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1916-06-09
ObIiqinu, Indeed.

A countryman while walking along
a street saw sign, "Please Ring the
Bell For the Caretaker."
After rejecting for few minutes he
walked up and pulled the bell. After
waiting awhile an angry faced man
appeared.
"Are you the caretaker?" asked the
bell puller.
eyes. What do you want?"
II saw that notice, so I rang the
bell, and now I want to know why
you can't ring 1t yourselfT"
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1916-06-09
Mothers Work.

Father you always seem to be I'm
better humor when you come home at
night than when you go away in the
morning." said the daughter.
"Of course" replied the parent; ''you
see have some money in my pocket
man
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1916-06-09
Hins.

Sweet May can often find a cause
To crafty her whims;
She often goes to church because
She's very fond Of hymns.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1916-06-09
PICKED Up ABOUT
THE COURT HOUSE
REAL ESTATE TRANSFERS

Edmond Downing ct al to Mary Pals;
pei sec 20 Almena 81.
Isaac w W Gibbs to Eric w Blocker;
80 sec 20 Almena $500.
Glen Wood q to VIM Downing; lot
5 pei lot blk Kinney's .ad Malta.
wan 81.
Eugene A Brown & to Isaac Gibbs;
pei sec "a Almena ST..
Ellen NJ Goble to VIM Halsted ct
AL lot II blk u Decatur 81.
Chas Monroe to village of Bangor;
blk Monroe's ad 81.
John Knight g. W to James Rae d W;
pei secs 25 & 30 Geneva & Columbia
$9OOO
Oscar Metz & W to Greogorie Ruboy.
lanes ct al; pei sec 20 Columbia $500
CIRCUIT COURT PROCEEDINGS.
New Suits filed:
People VS.. AdoIph Marande. Aban-
Comment
Circuit court convened Monday morn.
ing, Judge Tucker presiding, and the
following chancery cases we're heard
DEGREES filed, To quiet title in following:
Chas. Scott vs.. e. T.. Palmer; Holl.
day vs. Jackson Baker VS.. Lee; B. A.
Van Curen VS.. Laura A. Adams ct al;
Solomon Schpok VS.. A. S. Fenton ct al;
Chas. Upheld ct al vs., Samuel Sher-
wood ct al; Chester j. Hubert ct al vs..
2. Ii. Moore ct al; Joseph Nichols ct al
VS.. Isaac Brown, ct al.
Divorce granted; Rood vs.. Rood;
Rim vs. Rim, Wright vs.. Wright, Hope
VS.. Hope.
Phoebe Wright vs. Pomeroy johnson;
order discharging mortgage.
Martha S. Lowe VS.. Auurew Hanna
ct al; decree of force osure aud oroer of
sale.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1916-06-09
MARRIAGE LICENSES

Duke D. Riggs, %, Lawtor; Alice r.
Recton, 26, Kalamazoo.
Frank A. Schmelz, % 81. Louis; Al.
ma VI. Schrieber, u, Red Bud, lit.
Solomon Eshoo, "a; Mary Dillou, lS
both Of Chicago
Edgar Leon Knight, %: Florence
Helen Creagan, 20; both of Decatur.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1916-06-09
The PuxzIino Point.

Teacher-And did you make out a
list Of the nine greatest men In the
history Of the world, as i told you?
Willie-Almost. / can't pick out the
best catcher, though. to save my neck.
Puck
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1916-06-09
The Fruit of Search,

"Smifkins went hunting for q peach
for q wife,"
"Well. what happenedT
"He picked lemon" baltimore
American.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1916-06-09
How He Found IL.

$50 you claim the world is round"
sneered the skeptic. How do you
know that 1t is not square?
Because / have had too many deal
ings with it," grimly replied Column
bus.-Florida Times Union.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1916-06-09
Exactly a Dozen Loads.

The city's new police patrol wagon
has a capacity Of twelve full passen-
gers.-Mansfeld CO.. News.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1916-06-09
Same Old Stuff

In April how the news is Numbered,
"Our new recruit now bats .400!'
And then in May we scan the score
And see where he bats .0O4
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1916-06-09
Bits Of Byplay
BY Luke McLuke
Copyright, 1915, the Cincinnati
Enquirer
Ouch

Ouch!
The barber DER your face will glide.
He is a careless mutt,
And after he has cut your hide
He goes and hides your cut.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1916-06-09

Be careful about doing things In q
hurry, lest you do them In a furry
Youths Companion
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1916-06-09
Names Is Names,

Macon Justice Wright of Washing
ton Court House, o., isn't preacher,
but he should be.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1916-06-09
The Wise Fool.

knowledge is power" quoted the
sage.
Not when you imagine you know 1t
all" corrected the fool.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1916-06-09
The Sudden Shock.

"Your wife has received some sud-
den shock. What has happened?"
81 don't know, doctor. l came home
early last night
"Ah, that presumably accounts for
ft"
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1916-06-09
PROBATE COURT PROCEEDINGS

Administrators were appointed 10 the
following estates and bonds issued:
Evelena B. Halstead. Gadmus G. Hunt
ley, Lucy j, Dillenbeck, Anna B. Soreu-
son, Richard M. Hall, Mary F. Reed,
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1916-06-09

Things to Worry About.
The pulse of kangaroo is only half
as fast as that Of a man.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1916-06-09
Is This a Knock or a Boost?

There Is new barber in town and
evidences Of his work are multiplying.
From an Exchange
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1916-06-09
POLITENESS.

True poIiteness simply con-
sists in treating others just as
you love to be treated yourself.
Chesterfield.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1916-06-09
The Secret of Success.

In wealth and power he now exults,
And he has loads Of pelf.
For he, to get the best results.
Goes after them himself.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1916-06-09
in the Lovers Eye.

Ais fair in love. especially the girl
q fellow IN An bsvs wse&--PsisaAaiShaa
@ecs@M
Milford chronicle., 1916-11-24
MAsTEN's.

The farmers appear to have all o
their fall work done and prepared
for winter weather in the vicinity Of
Mastens Corner-if we are to judge
by the number Of farmers to be seen
daily in the field with dog and gun
hunting for rabbits and birds. We
wonder if some of them would moi
feel better if they had their fodder
stacked about the barns, instead of
standing in the fields.
The revival services in progress at
Manship's Church snOuld draw a
large attendance from the people
nearby; it will do nobody any harm
to get little better than they now
are
Lydia E Morris is visiting her son
near Andrewville
W. F. Kates and family entertain
ed friends from Wilmington this
week
Miss Elizabeth Norris has return
ed from a visit to her brother Cliff
ford Morris and family
Milford chronicle., 1916-11-24
Fell From Loft
Hurt; Then Well
How a Man Who Landed on Wood
Pile and was Sore From Head
to Foot Found Quick Relief.

Once upon time Edwin Putnam, who
lives in the quiet, pretty hamlet of Wen
del Depot, Mass, climbed up into a loft
to get some building material, just as
mauv another man living in the country
must often do. Suddenly he slipped and
fell Ten feet below was pile of wood,
knotted and gnarled. It was a nasty
tumble, and Mr. Putnam was injured
painfully in the back, he was covered
with bruises, and was sore from head to
foot.
The next day he bought bottle of
Sloan's Liniment which had been rec
commended to him. Within very few
hours the soreness had vanished and
the lameness had disappeared. He was
an active man once more.
Sloan's Liniment can be obtained at
all drug stores, 25c., SOC. and S1.OO.
Milford chronicle., 1916-11-24
MEDICAL DISPENSARY
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Their favorte remedies and combined
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Milford chronicle., 1916-11-24
PROCLAMATION.
STATE OF DELAWARE.
sx-r-fsr ~r.Tarr. Mp A u TprrVTTrNTWs

STATE OF DELAWARE,
EXECUTIVE DEPARTMENT.
Charles r. Miller Governor of said State
To all Persons TO whom these Presents
shall come Greeting:
Whereas. An election was held in the
State Of Delaware. on Tuesday. the 7th
day Of November. in the year OF our Lord
one thousand nine hundred and sixteen
that being the Tuesday next after the
first Monday in said month, in pursuance
oil the Constitution and the Laws of
the state Of Delaware in that behalf. for
the election Of an Insurance Commits
sioner OF the state of Delaware.
And Whereas The official certificates
or returns of the said election, held in
the several counties of the said State,
having been duly received and examined
by the Governor, il appears from them
that the votes in the said counties re-
spectively for such Insurance Commits
sioner were cast as follows, to wit:
Milford chronicle., 1916-11-24
PROCLAMATION,
TATE OF DELAMARE.

STATE OF DELAWARE.
EXECUTIVE DEPARTMENT.
Charles r. Miller. Governor Of said State.
To all Persons to whom these Presents
shall come, Greeting:
Whereas, An election was held in the
state Of Delaware. on Tuesday, the 9TH
day Of November. in the year Of our Lord
one thousand nine hundred and sixteen
that being the Tuesday next after the
hrst Monday IN said month, In pursuance
and the Constitution and the Laws Of
the State Of Delaware in that behalf, for
the election Of Representative for the
Milford chronicle., 1916-11-24
PROCLAMATION.
eTATE nF DELAWARE.

EXECUTIVE DEPARTMENT.
Charles r. Miller, Governor Of said State.
To all Persons TO whom these Presents
shall come, Greeting:
Whereas. An election was held in the
State Of Delaware, on Tuesday, the 7th
day Of November, in the year Of our Lord
one thousand nine hundred and sixteen.
that being the Tuesday next after the
FIRST Monday In said month, IN pursuance
ef the Constitution OF the United States
and the Constitution and the Laws OF
the State Of Delaware in that behalf. for
the purpose Of choosing by ballot
three Electors for the election Of q Pres
ident and Vice President Of the United
States.
or returns OF the said election, held in
the several counties Of the said State.
having been duly received and examined
by the Governor, IL appears from them
spectively for such Electors, were cast
as follows to wit: