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TaÌˆgliche Omaha tribuÌˆne. [volume] (Omaha, Nebr.) 1912-1926, 1916-01-07
saaes6efebl bes arunprinaelt.

8ertin 7. San. tlSllnfenberift.) J
aronprtB 4il6elm iagt in ei.
nem am ] Sanllar aitsgegebenen
8agesbeiebl:
0StameraOen ser i5iinften 9[rnee,
8im 5lpeiten Mol am Reuiabrsta9e
befiloen mir ms lit fSeiloeslano.
Das uergaugere SS5dbr 6ot Die
Observation-Disclosures 5tuiid)en ms ber-
it1rtt. sd ipeiB, oaB i'd mid ouf
Grd perldIien fam. 8cnn 0as
neuc Syabr ms nit .@ottcS Si[fe
cine gntideiounq bringt. oann fam
ms nur Elm 8epdnEe befpegen. Dor-
warts nit @ott fir ocn aaiicr uno
GeluidionO elmer groBen 3ufinft
Cntgegen.
TaÌˆgliche Omaha tribuÌˆne. [volume] (Omaha, Nebr.) 1912-1926, 1916-01-07
Drd(lORnt llji((on
titJer lJan=ameri6a!
Sein 8rngranm garantiert alien
amerif. 9iepablifen llnabbansig-
felt II. ltnOerIeblidlfeit.

8oIbington, 7. San. Brdiibent
@illon belt geitern a6en6 eine gln-
iprade an bic bier tagenoen @tit.
glteoer oeS 3tpeiten pQrzomerifa1li-
iden tpiIieridaftIiAen Rongreiies, in
pel4er er Die pan.amerifaniihe go
litit Der Sen. Staaten erl1ltterte u10
Die ben 0ipIonnaten Der iiio. uno
INSTRUMENTATION 9RepIblifen in
Icbter gsofe pom StaotSietretdr
2mniing geIndhten 8ori6Idge 0es
nGberen au8einall0erieBte.
9as bon 6em 8r1foenten befitrs
portete @rogronrrn e1ttbdIt BEN 8or.
i6laQ oaB oae amerifanii6en g3ati-
onen Iid uerai1ngen ioIlten. Inn ie0er
ein8elnen 0erielbe1l lire o6Iolute po-
Iittl9e llna6b1ngigfeit u1tD terrific
riale ltnberlebltdfeit 81 goruutieren.
g[ae nod idpebett0en Streitig.
feiten iiber @rerareguIterltng ioIlen
10 idlteI[ pie rnogli1 erle0igt lulo
olle eberttueG uuffontrnenben Gtreits
fragen iollen ourd Shieosgeriht
auf freltnoid)oftIi9e 8eiie geregelt
neroen. Seine Station iotl, fall8 IN
oen gtodbaritaaten &eDohtttonen ing
2ebeu gerufen perOen, Die 9febeI[en
ousriiiten oher our9 8affeu ttt6
&rooiant unterItiiBen.
9ic g[niprode oes Grdftoentei
purbe b6dit eut9uiiaitiid ollfgetout-
men.
TaÌˆgliche Omaha tribuÌˆne. [volume] (Omaha, Nebr.) 1912-1926, 1916-01-07
N(uCker miit6en
melter In Soma!
Grtlaren 9lnsien6en non 3irtnlaren,
itm glmftruge 81 erBalten, fir
mageicklidI.

9es Moines, So, 7. San. = 9ie
9robibitioniIten MAIDEN ale 9In.
1trengintget, oas &robi6itionggeIea
init oolIer 6trenge ourd5ufiibren.
Sect molten fte aud idon bic gr-
preB.@eieaidoften oaran binoerll,
bon onoereu 6toaten @etrGttfe rah
Soma binetn5ubringen. Gin oeror.
tiger SAL beihdftigt gegenrpdrtig
6aS 6ieiige @eribt
Snfolge elmer linn Der 8OIt sitge.
iat0ten Sfierte betellte Der bteiige
3eteftip 9. Dan Don SD. gtiller in
Omaha bier s5lai1en 8bisfp, neI-
DE Inn pon Der gtmeriean @rpreB
50. abgeliefert tptroen. SSobn Q.
&antnton6, elmer Der bieiigen 2eud.
ten Der 9tufer, bat ieBt gegen Die
GrpreB So. einen 8roaeB arlge-
itrengt. @r bebauptet, oa es unter
oen StoatSgeiesen mpgeiesIid iei
6ur6 9feiierloe in Soma 9luftrdge
uif alfoboliide @etrdttfe otlaunehs
men, iet es aud ebettIo geiestuiorig,
nurd per 8oIt geiartote 3irfuldre
amloen 8u ertperbe1 synfoIgeoeiiet
babe Die @mericon GrpreB 90. oas
@eIeB iibertreten, ipeIhes grpreB-
@eieIlihaften anl0 8abnen herbietef,
olfobolii6e @etr6f1fe Git illegalelE
8ipeden 5u transportieren uto db4
a1tIiefern SSerner peiIt oieier 9in.
der-9Lpoftel oarauf bin, 0oB in 9ua-
ia 99irtifaften un0 @etrdnfehGlin-
Ier non 9ellten in Council BLuffs
telepbontide 2lutfrdge oltf Bier itno
@6lsfn mulebmen mo Die @aren
NIT 2a1talttontnbilen ablieferrt. 3ies
ieien ebenfdlls 3fpiIdenItnatlihe Gen.
oungeu. infoI9eoeiien gelesniorig,
oa 9tutonobiI.@ .@eieaiddften ridt,
tpie GrpreB- mo 8a1n9eieaIhaften
berehttqt mGreu. aIfoboliide 6ie.
trGnfe pon misrDGrtigen Staatet
nah Soma eiu5ufiibreu, neil iie er.
items in Soma feline Silialen 6eiaBen
uu6 3lpeitens feiue giite naer ibrer
Se1olmgeu Fiibren, tpie nie grpreB.
un0 gabn.Gieiellidaiten oas tGtelL
glu6 tn Dubuque GaoenpDrt uno
Siour Gin berridlen dbnIide @er-
61ltniiie, erfldrt 0anlmonO (gtuf
oas 3eIltltat 6es Gro5eiies Onrf man
geIbdiutt iein. oo IN bei0eu Goqen
Sie @etr1nfehanoler in Cniaha onrm
0ie Gutiheioung bctroFfen iperoen.)
abonnirt auf bic goeIihe Eribfne.
$4.00 oas Sobr Onrd Die Bot.
TaÌˆgliche Omaha tribuÌˆne. [volume] (Omaha, Nebr.) 1912-1926, 1916-01-07
Sritii0eS llntcrDQus
fit &onltriptiOnSbiQ!
9OrD g(Sqnit6's SOrlage Dirn tn ertter
2elung init 4O3 gegen 1O5
stlmmen angenOmmea!
arbeiterfabrer i9eiDeu aus nem Ntiniaerium ans!

itiisung Der &egiernugSpl6ne oiiant.
neutlu. Sogar ousgeiprobena
@egner Der 8nangsausBebling arbet.
ten gegen cine aagemeine GeuipabI,
glaubeno, ooB cine iolde ouf ben
meiteren 8erlauf 0es arieges BON
ltnbeilboaer QSirfung iein piiroe.
(8a8 itinlrt, oenn Die 8ep0ferung
@roBbritdnniens mar fitr ben &rieg
Don 4nfang on nidt ettlgenommcn,
laO bic 0f6gliAfett lit Dorbonoen,
0nB elm isariegsfabinett geip1bH
peroen tpitroe.)
&n0ere Bolitifer rpieoer iino Der
9lniidt, ooB cine ReripobI 5ur Sc
itigung bes g[squitb-&abtnetts BEL.
trageu pitroe.
8eLlanD, 9rditoent Der giien.
babnarbetter- @enoiienibaft, bat an.
geoelltet, bob, ioIte 3pangsaus-
bebung eingefitbrt lperoen, elm oIIs
eerneiner Streif ser @iieubo9nlelte
ni6t 8u nen l4nuoglidfeiten geb0-
rem iuiiroe. 8eaamp iogt, oa6
&onifription Elm oitefter Shloe ge-
gen Die or9aniiierte 9(rbeiteridoft
be0eute lutO iagte, 03lpangsausbe.
bltng mag 2eioenidaften entiuideln,
Die ielbIt Die f6niglibe gfegierltng
8u be8dbmen ni9t I'M StanOe fem
miro.
8aiIp @tail nno Gain 8elegropb
erfl6ren, oaB Die 9ppolition Der Sir.
beiteridaft gegen 3pangsausbebllng
cine algemeine 8aBl our 6oIge ba
ben rniiiie. 9ie @tail erfIGrt, eine
iiberipiegen0e Maioritat 0es &olfes
begiinltige annifription.
TaÌˆgliche Omaha tribuÌˆne. [volume] (Omaha, Nebr.) 1912-1926, 1916-01-07
Briti(C0eS GGuC66OOt
Ouf )lleGreSgrlmOl
SeOenfalls SGs Gpfer eimes Oenti6eH
SlOllegea; bic BianuIdlaft
Berettet.

2or6on, 7. San. 3ie britiidle
9Iontiralitdt nnd)t beitte 6efault,
bob Gin britii6es Gou6bopt an Der
boaGn0iidjen Silite perieltft porOen
lit. Der 0lmlnidaft oelan9 es, f;A
IN @ooten 3it rettei. SSSn 0em offt-
8iellen 9erid)t beiBt es, ooj oas ltu-
terieeboot, OeHen 9tonlc niht uuge-
geben miro, 1eitert allf Der S0be Der
eSnieL 9rerel, 3n Ser tpeifirieiiiden
SSHielgruppe geborig, prriauf 8ie
gauge, ans 80 0iaun beitebeuoe 8e-
idblng muroe bon ocu holldl6ii6et
areu5er ag}ooro 8ra6ant" aufge,
uonunen imo nod Dem @afen BON
@eloer ge6radt no iie interniert
DllrOe.
TaÌˆgliche Omaha tribuÌˆne. [volume] (Omaha, Nebr.) 1912-1926, 1916-01-07
Ru6lQnO' ufuf
Offn(or Gin
{ebildlag!
Sic GnslanOer gebrn 81, bar es nit
Ocm neneiten 9nrdbrl6sDer'
inG nieber nidtS lit.

9onoon 7. San. - gs bat ocn
glni6ein, DAB Die beutiben gcrIt1r-
hgugeu in 9eiIarabien redt8eittg
mto lonut Den rlliliiteu
Gurd5ru6speriltd bereitelteu. Sc.
peidcH ans @iel4 Berlin unO 4Se,
troarao beiagetb bob bic Sample
norooItIif ben G3crnolpis unge-
beftig eelpcien limo. 3e.
peiden aus 9ltfareit meloen, odB
it'd Oic baioerieitigen 9erluitc 8tpi-
iden Dem I. lno s. sSalllar ouf
5000 Mmtn 6elieieu.
TaÌˆgliche Omaha tribuÌˆne. [volume] (Omaha, Nebr.) 1912-1926, 1916-01-07
9e6en 9Otfnung auf,
Oun6e( jll (idjten!
Su &aibiRgtnn 5lueifelt man, il
anssnfinOen, ub 9eriia tor
peoiert iunr0e.

8dibnlgton, Z. San. gllleaI
llnl6ein nod miro es unmo9ll6
ieilL ben 8elpeis 0afHr 81 erbringem
oab Die heterogeneous 8eriia bon
einen 8au6boot torpe0iert lln0 ber-
ientt iuoroen iit. gfah Den bisber
9eridten oes amerifoni-
itben apniuls in aleranoria monad
feiner Der lleberlebeuOeu eln ll.9oot
beluerft bot, 1ot oas 5taatSonlt falt
Die 9ofinltng aufgegeben Die mirf-
liAe llriaGe 0es ltittergangs Der
@erita je ausfinoig MAIDEN 5lt fon-
nen.
SefretGr &aniing bofft nur nod,
ooB Is DEM aneritoniiden 8otihaf-
ter geafielo in Nien gellrngen it,
pon Der 6iterretdii6 lmgariidbeu 9fe.
gicrltng nd9ere Giu3elbeiten 5u er.
fobren, pelGc oas 9ultfel, oas nod
INNER Den ltuter9ang 0es Sdiffe9
luaid)nebt, liAten fonHten 9lan
eripartet, bis Delte 2lben0 bon @ot.
Ibaiter 9eniieI0 gta6ti9t gu erbal.
ten.
Qie 2luli4t, 0aB Die 9eriia biel-
ieidt alif cine 0tine geitoBen iein
fomte, pel9e ibren llntergang ber-
beigefiibrt bot miro non bieiigen
5lottenoffi5ieretl Dermorfen, 0a Der
9anlpfer ouf offenem gieer geitn-
fen 1T, mo Do cine @line, Die biel-
Ieidt ans meiter gntfernung Oortbin
pertrie6en iein fonlte, ourh oo8 Ian
ge ltmbertreiben nnluirfinm geiuor-
0en marc. Nlan lpeiit oorouf bin,
oaB e5adlellte tbeoretiih ltnter Der
8eratiidtigltng Der 8ldne oes Sdif-
fe8 NIT 5ienlIider Siderbeit 6ere6.
teu folmtelL Oh cine 03ine ooer
Gin lorpeoo id)ulo al Dem Inter.
gang Der 8eriia gelpcien iit. (9ies
mare ieoo6 nod imter fem boil
midtiger 8enels.
TaÌˆgliche Omaha tribuÌˆne. [volume] (Omaha, Nebr.) 1912-1926, 1916-01-07
gseiterr hritilhr Wfrlnltc

2onoon, 7. San. 9ie britiideit
Gerliite al Der lpeitIicben 5Sront
pom %. Sebtentber bis s. Sftober
1915 ippr6en pom ltrter-&riegs-
ietretar Sennent i'm l1nter6ouie fol.
genoern1abell augege6eu;; @efaIlen
773 0ffi5iere inlo 10,345 BON lne-
origerer 9ialaitnfe. Gernunoet:
1888 Gtfi5iere mt0 3S,095 2lnoere;
bcruliBt. 3t7 Gifi3iere lmo S,s4S
9lnNere 5uiaTnum 2.37S 0ifiaiere
mo 81 2S2 9ln0ere. Ger Sefre-
tar fHete bin5u, es lei mauloalid, 0ie
Serll6te in Der Stbloft BON. Coos
uon oenieniaen auf ailitoBenoen Sc
tieten 5u treluleil
TaÌˆgliche Omaha tribuÌˆne. [volume] (Omaha, Nebr.) 1912-1926, 1916-01-07

2onoon, Z. San. Der geridt
5cS Generals San SantiItom emit.
ialigcn 8eieblsbabers Der britiiden
lruppcn ulf Der Salbiniel @alli-
9oIl, itber ieine onrtige Gdtigteit lit
lciteru in oen oiii5iellen Jtegie-
.ungsorgdn beroifentlid)t moroen.
1ericlbe rntlhlicbt Oie 3eitperto0e
5on Dlai bis Dtitte Gftober. 9tru
mereiionteitcn lit Der 8eridt iiber
sic 2anonng an Der Subla.8op uno
}in5ac. sie aufangs oes Dlonats
3hlguit beiperfltelligt mur0e. 5n
aenlielbeu belBt ps luter onoerem:
Die 5illtait iielen in uneebelren
g1cngrn ilber Die gelonoeten britt
idlen streitfrofte, 5luneiit gnglon-
>er. her mo bernd6tigten iid nuierer
5hilecngrdbea aaes, mas iidJ 8lir
l5ebr ieBte. nie0errnaheno 0dnn
lrtfien SIC 3eia0c Ole Brigade oes
5enerals 9alopin an Die IN &e.
icrpe gehalteu mnroe. 8ieielbe fIel
jurild erlitt jr0oh firdtbare Ger
mitc gie Gilrteu batteH INN oen
aumm 0es Sooben3llges erreibt, Der
iie Don Den StriegsidEffen unb lut-
iercu iriiheu Ganollngstritppen
Tennte 9eim ipeiteren gor0ringen
wnrOen tie Don einem Sogel Don
5cid)oiirl cnlpfaugen, flaffettoc
giidcn lpurOcn IN Ole 9eiben Der
feipoe gcriiieH mo Die Giirfen
iudlten 3edun9 III Den aliiften. iuilr-
oeH ieOpdb atd bort bon unicren
TaÌˆgliche Omaha tribuÌˆne. [volume] (Omaha, Nebr.) 1912-1926, 1916-01-07
@rfOlareiAer Iliraerlentnant.

Berlin, Z. San (sSunfenberiflt) J
9ei 0}esHil. 9torOfranfreid, fam
e8 aetern ait lebbnfteu &Gmpfen;
Oie ,5ron5oien ariiien nit Sonoara
naten mb puroGu ieooh init Seitb
tigteii 5ilriidgeidlageu Gin ieinos
lidler 6liegcran9riii anf 4ouai
ihlHg febI, oenn Die britiihen Slug
5euge puroen iopeit iie nidlt Die
5luht ersriiiet bon iulieren Jlie-
germ Observation-Disclosures. ,SliceerIcllt.
nont 9oelfe bolte eigenhdnoig einen
8ritenflicaer herob es lit oieies
Die iiebGitc 0'oidlinc, Die bon Dieient
Ciii5ier nnldld0lid gentnht morOcn
~
TaÌˆgliche Omaha tribuÌˆne. [volume] (Omaha, Nebr.) 1912-1926, 1916-01-07

gin fir SeI6it. it.Regierltng ser 9bt-
Iippiren 8ur 6pro6e. 9it6cof er.
fIarte. boB ioipob[ Die 9epltblifaner
mie Die 9enofraten fth berpfIihtet
lJdttelt, ben 8hiIippinen nod mr6
nud) Selbitregierllng 5u 9elpdbren,
uno ooB Die Belt oafnr iest reif
iino gefomneu lei.
TaÌˆgliche Omaha tribuÌˆne. [volume] (Omaha, Nebr.) 1912-1926, 1916-01-07
9enfielb o6ne sSnfurmatiun.

gotidofter GenfieI0 Bat beute Dor.
mittaa benz Staat5antt cine aabel-
0epeide geian0t, in pelher er ait-
eibt, oaB Oas @ieuer 9luspdrtige
9lntt ii6er oen llntergang Der 95er-
fla feine Suformntion iiber Die nd
beren ein3eIbciten Der aotaitropbe
erhaLten bobe.
TaÌˆgliche Omaha tribuÌˆne. [volume] (Omaha, Nebr.) 1912-1926, 1916-01-07
Seine gsolle fiir g[merifn.

2onoon, Z. San. Sic britiide
&eaierime bat Oie @rlaubnis ber-
meigert, engliide oOer ollitroIiihe
g9olle nod oen Ser. 5tnnten aus
5ifii6ren, 9}on uilunlt an oaB
9lmeritaner in 0ieIer Sntiou in Sii0-
9lFrifa, 9luitroGien rmo -SeeIon0
uidt lnetiger ais cine bolbe @fillion
9ollen gsoGe gefoltft babelt. tpeIhe
mmme6r nidlt peridifft lperoen 0iir-
len,
TaÌˆgliche Omaha tribuÌˆne. [volume] (Omaha, Nebr.) 1912-1926, 1916-01-07
aentidcr @elOtnrs fdaf.

9lelD Dort. :. Son. Der &urg
Der 0eutidleu 1}arf lit anf Der bic
iiaeu goric onf 1885, aefollcu. Scr
0urdlidlnittsfurs Dor oem aricg be.
trus 1886.
TaÌˆgliche Omaha tribuÌˆne. [volume] (Omaha, Nebr.) 1912-1926, 1916-01-07
]lette 3ufdnOe
in Rub(unO!
Spiafen pliinSern in cigeneu 2anOe;
acknowledgment ailf gIn-
ltiften Der IOli5ei.

Berlin, Z. San. (5unfenberidt.)
GIN @riei ipelder elmer rltiii-
I9en 9fft3ier pom 2eidten SsSSrlf.
9ieg g3r. s abgenoulnen mltroe, ents
bGlt eiilge6enoe ShiIDertmgen, mie
rnIItIde 5oloaten ielbit I'M eigel1en
2anoe ptiinoern 9lm meiiten mod.
ten iid Sfoiofen iolher Straftaten
i6uloid aber b1ltfig iDur0en au6
an6ere SoIodten babel ertappt Ser
@rief geltebt offen eitt, Dab Die Or
fi8iere 0ieie ShGlt0Ii6feiten 5u ber-
Beinlli6en iid befleiBigen, 0o Die
1SontiIien Scr 9ffi5iere ben gluBen
Oapon 8iehen lalo bereits in ibren
@GuIern GeppidJe, 9iIoer, Slupelen
mo 9or5etlan baben, nel6e nidt
iutr III beieBten fein0liden 2dnoern,
ionoern aud IN @uBlano iel6it allf
Dem Riif5ug geltobleit poroen itn6.
Ser Gffijier eriiiht oarunL onB be.
Ionoere &oli3eibeantten angeltellt
rper0en melde bns 9iedt haben ioa.
ten, ieben Soloatell, Der beim Bliln-
6ern ertappt pir0, 8lt perbaften.
Der 8rief iIt non einem 0G6erit
Saiauotp" unter8eihnet.
Berlin 7. San. (;Sitnfen6eridt)
- Crit itbt miro befanr1t, oaB m16
IN g(itra6an Elm 9rogrom (5itoen-
beBe) Ituttgefiuloen BAT, unO 3iDar
if oieS oltrf Die ienidtiolelen @nt-
biiqungen oes 2tbgeor6neten 8ino.
groooip iii Der 9unlo alt ben 8ag
qefonunen. Der l[bgepronete CAB
befanrt, boB auf anitifteu Der Bolt
3ei BON QGtrafan piele 8eiddfts-
lota[e BON SSiroeliten gepliinoert 1ilto
cu6 nebrere syuoen ernnoroet lpors
ben iiuo. Die 95oli5ei erbielt fir
oieIe Standardization iugnr nod 8e-
lo6nltngen. Ser Wtintlter G6ooitom
gob al, boB Ourd cine Qeror6n1tng
Ges 0}iniiteriuins Der Roli5ei Der
gefebl ertei[t ultroe, feline MaB,
na6nen 8u erBreifen, Inn Die 9Ius-
fit6ritng pon 8rogromen 5u berbin-
bern.
GRuflanOs innerc @G6rnug.
Berlin, Z. San. (G5unfenberi6t)
- Die lle6erieeii6e gtadrihtenagen-
tur beridtet:. sSn elmer 5iBltng 0eS
8uogetousi6uiIes Der ruiiiiden 0u-
ma berfiinoete Ser giiniiter oeS es5rl-
nern, oaB ct Die bon ieinent 8orgdn-
ger erlulIenen g8eiiitugen, feline
idroffen @taBnabme1 sur Inter
oriidung BON golf8tullogebun9en an-
3upen0en, pioerrltfen bot, u1t0 bob
Dielnebr 0ie @ouDerneure ieBt at-
gepieien por0en lino, ieBr mtrtia-
me afoBnobnen an3uiperben. gr
fitate bin5lL Die @ornernerre piir0en
Dor feinem sdritt 3uritdi1refen,
meI6er 5ur gritidiutg oaer gltnoro-
mtn9en notiuenoig lei; oenn iie
ieien beuo6ridtigt, boB fie bOlL nn0
aau5 bernntiportlid gebaIten mir
0ell.
TaÌˆgliche Omaha tribuÌˆne. [volume] (Omaha, Nebr.) 1912-1926, 1916-01-07
Qhiliapinen.gi0 i'm eennt.

9saibln9ton, Z San eSm ST.
ndt fam geiiern oie non Seaatpr
4it91od bon glebrnsta beIurpOrtete
TaÌˆgliche Omaha tribuÌˆne. [volume] (Omaha, Nebr.) 1912-1926, 1916-01-07

gcrnft eud bel eiufdilfcn ouf
Die ySribiine".
TaÌˆgliche Omaha tribuÌˆne. [volume] (Omaha, Nebr.) 1912-1926, 1916-01-07

abonnirt ouf be goeIide Eribiue.
$4.00 ons Sobr Ourd bic goit.
Bryan daily eagle and pilot. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1909-1918, 1916-05-26

There is no room for argument as to
the interest the public has, or the
rights OF the public, either. as to clean.
illness in places where the people
gather frequently and In large num-
bers. Health is prime consideration
and the police power Of state or city
to safeguard health IS properly large.
Resultantly a movement or effort to
see that all public places are clean
wholesome and healthy must always
be regarded as right and commend.
able.-Waco Tribune.
Bryan daily eagle and pilot. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1909-1918, 1916-05-26
MILITIA BORDER PATROL.

It's off to the cactus lands for us
The militia border patrol,
Were off to a spot where It's dog
gone hot,
Where the worst you have Is the best
they've got.
The reward9 A chance to get shot
get shot.
For the militia border patrol.
what's the use of all this fuss
For the militia border patrol'
There amt any lack for our dry hard
tack.
Marchin' and luggin' sixty'pound
pack;
But doggone Il all-we1l soon BE-
back'
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Editor Frank Estes Of the Franklin
Central Texan has entered the race
for the legislature from Robertson
County. Mr.. Estes is a safe, conserva.
tive, level headed man and would be
a safe man to send to the legislature.
His intimate knowledge with the pub.
lie questions OF the day add to his
other splendid qualifications for the
duties OF state representative.
Bryan daily eagle and pilot. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1909-1918, 1916-05-26
Scared.

An American lady at Stratford
on.Ayon showed even more than the
usual American feryor. She had not
recovered when che reached the rail.
way station, for she remarked 20 a
friend as they walked on the plat.
form:
ITO think that Il was from this
very platform the immortal bard
would depart whenever he journeyed
to town,"-Sacred Heart Review.
Bryan daily eagle and pilot. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1909-1918, 1916-05-26
The militia border patrol.

Far from the land OF the jitney bus
Is the militia border patrol!
Trampin' the sand to beat the band.
Hikin' until we can hardly stand
God only knows just where wen
land!
The militia border patrol.
What's the odds to the dough-boy
cuss
OF the militia border patrol?
'Taint any lark, at the Springfield's
bark,
Maxim himself a Mexicans mark
But we're keepin' you folks from these
raids In the dark;
The militia border patrol!
e. p, In Mineral Wells Index.
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Mixed.

A woman went into one OF San
Francisco's large dry goods stores and
asked to be shown "Patrick's But.
tons" She was highly indignant
when the girl behind the counter be.
ban to giggle. or course she meant
"Butterick Patterns. Pacific Unitar.
ian.
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WIT AND HuMoR.
Prestige.

FFeSti0e.
After Old Nose had been given q
job the foreman saw him comfortably
seated on the sand he was to shovel
directing another dusky laborer.
"why. Hlose!" he exclaimed. 81 did
not hire that man. What's he doing
here?"
Il got him erdoin' my wuk, sah,'
replied Nose.
Who pays him."
Il does. sab; pays nm dollar q
day. sab"
why. that's all you receive. Nose,
How do you profit by the transac
tom" asked the amazed foreman.
WELL" replied Nose, 81 gets to boss
de Job. doan lg'-Exchange.
Bryan daily eagle and pilot. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1909-1918, 1916-05-26

A great deal Of serious damage was
done by the heavy washing rains tina,
fell last Saturday TO the growing
crops OF the county. All creeks and
low lands were ovcrilowed with water
and roads washed out and In some in.
stances are Observation-Disclosures
Moionr.
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returning home, as he was addressed
by an enlisting sergeant.
well, my man." said the sergeant,
would you like to serve the king? 1t
would be the making Of you"
THAT | would" said the milkman.
very excited. How much does he
take a day?"-Christian Register.
Bryan daily eagle and pilot. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1909-1918, 1916-05-26

Have you any objection to me as
son.in-law?" asked the young man
Yes" replied iMr. Cumrox. AT
present you're cheerful and com.
painonable, and ] like you first-rate."
Then why not have me in the fam.
ily?" Il don't want to take a chance
OF spelling you. don't know how
you would turn out after mother and
Bryan daily eagle and pilot. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1909-1918, 1916-05-26
STRANGE.

It's funny how a man whose health
is so poor that his wife has to carry
the baby when they go out anywhere
can walk fifteen miles around a lodge
room with sixty pounds OF robes and
knick.knacks on him.-Puck.
Bryan daily eagle and pilot. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1909-1918, 1916-05-26
A Great Skipper.

Redd-l understand the American
mountain sheep are the greatest skip.
pers in the world.
Greene-Forget Il! Come around
some day and listen to the engine in
my machine.-Yonkers Statesman.
Bryan daily eagle and pilot. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1909-1918, 1916-05-26

A headline In the Madisonville
Meteor says: Married at Wealthy"
Lord, II the contracting parties could
just knock out that little at" would
Il not be glorious?
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He Had II Right.

The New Haven Evening Register,
like the rest Of us, says the New York
Tribune. printed the German note.
But the linotyper had his own ideas
about not following copy, and he made
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WISE AND OTHERWISE.

Hungry Higgins-"If youse could
live yore life over again, wot would
youse cut out?" Thirsty Thompson
I'D cut out all de days wot wuz
boozeless. indianapolis Star.
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The Mineral Wells Index says OF
course a man must be known at the
bank before he can get money. but
sometimes Il gums up the cards II he
is too well known.
Bryan daily eagle and pilot. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1909-1918, 1916-05-26

When in doubt take a walk.-Tem.
pie Telegram.
Where to?-Mineral Wells Index.
To the Press Association at FL Paso,
II you can't get there any other way.
Bryan daily eagle and pilot. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1909-1918, 1916-05-26

Alkali Ike says he lie going TO the
Press Association at Fl Paso aud
bring back as many subscriptions as
he can hold.
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Business Chance.

An English milkman had just fin.
ished his mornings round, and was
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the note to speak of the scared prin
ciples OF humanity"
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the girls had bossed you around for
few years. Washington Star.

itW ytdlos NdHHlHbtoH Guar.
Drive the natural away; II returns
at gallop.-Destouches.
IN be glad when early vegetables
begin 10 come in" declared the
country editor. They will be a vel.
come change" you bet. Especially
TO a man who has been subsisting
mainly on contributions OF wedding
cake all winter."-Louisvill Courier
Journal.
A thankful heart is not only the
greatest virtue. but the parent Of all
the other virtues.-Cicero.
Dillydally "a chronic procrastina-
tori dreamed last night that T.
er-ah-propose to you. wonder |
what that is a sign of" Miss Linger.
long (desperately)-'1t Is a sign THAI
you have got more sense when YOU
are asleep than when you are awake"
London Tit.Bits.