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Omaha daily bee., 1916-03-20
eRrEs AND GRoANs.

Money doesn't always bring hsppi-
ness"
''That may be true enough: but It's one
Of the things we al prefer t9 lean by
"Uncle James dld parsdoxicel thins
this morning.
He wanted -.me things from town in
a hurry 40 he sent the footman on horse
back. Baltimore American.
You say you are a pacitist7'
Yes" replied the indignant person.
"and let me tell you. sir
Hold %, on a minuteH'
III you are pacifst. don't shake your
fist at INSTRUMENTATION Age-Herald'
Brother-say. Sis. do you think We
ought to take father and mother to see
sister-oh, yesl You see. my dear. they
are 50 pure-minded that It would be
wasted on them.-Life.
Old Lady Csympathetically)-I hear you
buried your grandmother last week.
Youngster (carefully reared)-Yes, but
there was nothing scandalous about Il;
we had to; she died.-New York Times.
What is your idea OF neutrality
neutrality replied Senator Sorghum,
is the state OF mind which enables.
man to chop wood and use the chips for
fuel instead OF stopping now and then TO
put one on his shouider''-washingto gton
Star.
Have you a handsome chorus7" '-.
"I should say So" replied the music
comedy manager. 'Tho way its members
are crowned and made up. you'd think
Il was a promenade on a shopping street
on a sunny afternoon" Washington
Star.
Can any girl tell me three foods re-
qulred to keep the BODY in healthf'
There was silence till one maiden held
up her hand and replied:
Yer breakfast, yer dinner and yer sup
per."-San Francisco Argonaut
Omaha daily bee., 1916-03-20

In the lexicon OF progress there is no such
word as fail for omaha's effort TO pull a
nnion station across II only all pull together.
Omaha daily bee., 1916-03-20

The political water wagon Is the most often
sive partisan that has forced its presence into
democratic company Il does not offer assur-
snees Of safe riding and is impossible as a strad-
die a-f.f.
Omaha daily bee., 1916-03-20

Incidentally there is nothing TO stop any Of
them from spsring themselves and their friends
by withdrawing.
Omaha daily bee., 1916-03-20

In the last analysis OF science the human
smachne reveals strata Of lime carbon and
Calcium. These elements doubuess explain
human affection for the.spotlight
Omaha daily bee., 1916-03-20

4 1t is only fair to expect a little unsettled
ieather around the spring equinox time.
Omaha daily bee., 1916-03-20

II is high time 70 stop the fake masquerade,
under dual party labels when tue, sole purpose
N to purloip votes. in another party column for
3 candidate who could not possibly set them
il his own ssrb s
Omaha daily bee., 1916-03-20

symptom Of peace abroad, even though
fbesring an insurance tag, attracts attention for
sits rarity.
Omaha daily bee., 1916-03-20

Nebraska's senior senator is opposed to pre-
paredness only half as much as he is feminist
the government"
Omaha daily bee., 1916-03-20

Well, who set up that man 70 protest plac-
'ins the name OF Bryan on the ballot on the
ground that he is not democratG Perhaps
tme great sleuth could unravef this mystery
Omaha daily bee., 1916-03-20

Direct primary experience has shown that
the candidate who filed last often had ju6t as
good chance as the one who filed first.
Omaha daily bee., 1916-03-20
How Guncotton is Made
Literary Digost.

n OCULAR INTEREST in explosives OF all kinds has
i been stimulated by the war, and gunootton ~
now one OF the commonest and simplest. II Is,
however. much more then explosive as the WORD
s used broadly TO denote whole group OF nitrated
that find extensive in the arts OF
as well as in war 'Nitrated" here means combined
with nitrogen by treatment with nitric acid FOR
military purposes. guncotton is employed in two gen
ersl forms: One, pure ntrated cotton, and the
other smokiess powder. made by dissolvng loose
guncotton TO form jelly which Is nodded into rods,
grains and other forms for in artillery and small
This information s from article contributed
TO The American Exporter by Robert F. Tanning
who goes on TO say:
Omaha daily bee., 1916-03-20

Practice shooting Of the fleet at ports In
Mobile bay Is an impressive reminder OF 1863.
y lapse OF fifty-three years between lombard
inents lends emphasis to the echo.
Omaha daily bee., 1916-03-20

Unregistered voters have until April to
ree to It that their names are properly enrolled.
Delay is dangerous. .-
Omaha daily bee., 1916-03-20

Still. the opinions Of Colonel Bryan do not
oastruet a state of preparedness at the box
pffice.
Omaha daily bee., 1916-03-20

"Nitrated cotton for the peaceful arts is not
strictly Euneotton but cotton ntrated to lower de-
OF nitrogen contents thus permitting the finished
product to dissolve In various solvents. such amy
acetate, and on and ITS mixture with other fluids
will best adapt Il to the intended such
trated cottons known soluble cotton. pyroxylln
ooodion cotton. and the solution OF such cotton
pyroxylin varnlsh zapon varnish. According 20
the to which these varnishes put the solvent
s mixed 20 give the desired result according TO
the nature OF the article vanished whether silver
plated ware bronze ornaments. brssswork. leather OF
various kinds, textiles, etc.
ITO render cotton explosive, IL must be treated
with nitric acid under suitable conditions. TO
secure the maximum amount OF nltration with the
least expenditure of acids the possible
time The operations from stage another
quire constant oversight the slightest carelessness
may lead to the production OF cotton OF little
for compounding explosives. It may lead TO dis.
astrous explosion.
When guncotton expiodes. the entire mass goes
off practically at tine-thst is the entire quantity
is almost instantly converted into gas and not os
in the case OF gunpowder. whore the combustion of
the charge is progressive.
THE raw material preferably used in the
acture OF guncotton is either clean raw cotton or
carded cotton. Other forms OF cotton used such
eotton-min waste but this has certain drawbacks
account of the mechanical operations necessary
TO fit II for the chemical treatment"
Omaha daily bee., 1916-03-20

The cotton must first be thoroughly cleaned and
freed from Jumps when II s ready for the nitraton
e process described follows:
Vibration is effected in two ways. The dry cotton
IL dipped In the acid for given time removed and
allowed to drain and then dgested the cotton is
first well packed in the ntrating apparatus and the
acid run II and allowed to remain in contact for
the proper time then Off and the washing OF the
cotton follows in the same apparatus. In this case
the cotton remains stationary while the acid moves;
In the former, the cotton moves through the acid.
The ntrating acid is a mixture Of strong nitric
acid and sufuric acid The relative amounts OF the
acids in the mixture time OF duration of treat
ment Of the cotton in different plants the
basic idea is the same that is employing such an
excess Of sulfurc nitric acid that nitric will
be rendered anhydrous concentrated. and main
tanned such solution sulfuric acid and that
the sulfurio acid shall sti be sufficiently strong
absorb and combine with the water produced during
the actual formation OF the guncotton."
Omaha daily bee., 1916-03-20

when quite dry, guncotton Is easily detonated
by blow anvil or hard surface. II dry and
warm IL Ia more sensitive percussion or frIc
ton. and also becomes electrified by friction under
those conditions. The amount OF contained moisture
exerts considerable effect its senstivsness With
about per cent OF moisture II still detonated
anvil but the action IL generally confined to
the piece struck As the quantity OF contained water
ncreases It becomes. difficult impossible TO
detonate by ordinary, blow. comprest gunootton
Is easily dctonated by initiative detonator such as
mercuric illuminate. f'
"The production of nitratod cottons for the manu-
facture OF coodon. pyroxylin varnishes. celluloid
etc. constitutes a large industry The main point OF
difference between the manufacture suncotton for
explosives is in the degree OF nitraton obtained an5
in the preliminary treatment OF the cotton"
Omaha daily bee., 1916-03-20

The actual immersion in the mixed acids lasts
only few minutes. but the subsidiary may
continue the operation of manufacture for several
days. Digestion" during which the acids clnging
to the cotton given full time for the requisite
chemical action may take twenty-fou hours. The
acid is washed off In immersion-tubs holding 1000
gaops more OF cold water. and the cotton e thsn
boiled in soda-soution for eight hours co. TAe
mechanical treatment of the manufactured
ton-shredding. puiping draining and pressing-may
continue for two days more says Mr. Tanning:
The principal consideration in the manufacture Of
guncottou s the control OF the strength the
acids This must be done with the greatest of care
and COMPLETE records made OF the acids before and
after The spent acids are. in some instances
fortified with strong acids. and brought to the full
working strength for patches OF fresh cotton
The nitrogen test is the most important of the
tests made to determine the quality OF Euneotton
From It's result is ascertained the explosive
the nitroceiIulose Nitrogen Is determined by means
Of standard nitrometer. instrument the great
est value in all explosive factories for determining
the amount OF nitrogen in either mixed acids or In
guncotton. The amount Of nitrogen required in
sample is 1a.@ per cent. with leeway OF half of
per cent above below. tt" ~.
Omaha daily bee., 1916-03-20

Old Lady (sympathetically)-I hear you
buried your grandmother last week.
Youngster (carefully reared)-YeS, but
there was nothing scandalous about It;
we had to- she died.--New York Times.
Omaha daily bee., 1916-03-20

You say you are a pacifistg'
Yes" replied the indignant person.
and let me tell you. sir
Hold on a minute!'
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1916-03-22

Notice Of Sheriff's Sale On Execution
Notice Is hereby given that under
and by virtue OF Writ Of Execution
in foreclosure. issued out OF the Cir
cult court of the state OF Oregon. for
the county OF klamath. In the case
Of W. w. Warren. plaintiff. W. D. q.
McCaustland and Rosalie xcCaust-
land, defendants. which said writ was
dated On the Sd day Of March. AID.
1916, will on the sth day OF April,
A. D., 1916. at the front door of the
court house of klamath county. state
Of Oregon, In the city Of klamath
Falls, Oregon. at the hour OF 3
O'Clock p. m. OF said date. proceed to
sell at public auction to the highest
bidder for cash. the right. title and
interest OF the said D. q. IcCaust-
land and Rosalie McCaustland. In and
to the northeast quarter OF the north
west quarter of section twsnty-Avs,
(96) and the east half OF the south
west quarter and the southeast quar-.
ter OF the northwest auartsr OF sec-
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1916-03-22
BIGGER THE FEED.
THE MORE COATS
COURT ATTACHES
PUT ON EXTRA COAT FOR Ev.
ERY FUNCTION. WEARING SEW.
ERAL AT ONCE

United Press Service
BERLIN, March 3.-(By mail) -
John B. Jackson. former American
minister to the Balkans, now attach
ed to the embassy in Berlin. tells of
his meeting with the old King of
Montenegro in Cetinjs.
I'm Montenegro. Jackson said,
all officials wear blue shirts every
day and over these. blue coats. When
they go to the palace on ordinary busi-
ness they slip on a green coat over
the blue one. but at royal dinners
they put on a white coat over the blue
and green ones.
THAT evening ! dined with His
Majesty. was on one side and, the
foreign minister was on the other.
All OF us had on the regulation three
coats. As the dinner progressed we
got warmer and warmer and finally
the old king said: Mr.. Minister. you
get on one side and Mr.. Jackson on
the other and help peel me out of this
white coat. 1t is too short"
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1916-03-22
Caring for War Orphans
Is Business Of Little Town

go to school every morning. One Of
the older orphans calls for Tommy
and other boy and girl orphans. BY
the time she arrives at the convent
she has q happy string Of charges
ready for the days lessons.
Many OF Wokingham's orphans
whose fathers and mothers are both
gone are permanently installed in
Nottingham homes. They have
changed their names and will grow
up with regular" fathers and
mothers. Some of the children are
only motherless. The father is still
fighting somewhere in the war. II
he comes back, which perhaps he will
not, the child may leave Nottingham.
But In the other event there will be
new adoption in some Nottingham
home.
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1916-03-22
BIRD PROTECTION WOULD SAVE
FARMERS MILLIONS IN CROPS

United Press Service
WINNIPEG. Man, March a.
Game preservation In Manitoba. North
Dakota and Minnesota was argued
here today by the Audubon society.
Declaring that it represented "the 96
per cent of the population that does
not shoot prairie chickens" the So
ciety asks for laws protecting the
bird whose eggs. 1t says, have largely
been destroyed by frost. The protec-
ton of plover. woodcocks. snipes and
sand pipers would save American ag-
riculture $50. 100000 year tho So
ciety says. because these creatures
live on seeds and insects.
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1916-03-22
LEGAL NOTICES
Notice Of ShcrtfY's Sale ON Executi

Notice Of Shcrilf's Sale on Execution
Notice is hereby given that under
ana by virtue OF Writ Of Execution
on Attachment issued out OF the Cir
cult court Of the State OF Oregon for
klamath County. In the case Of J. G..
Patterson. plaintiff. W. Riley Woods,
defendant. which said writ IL dated
the 9Th day OF March, A. ID. 1876
VIII on the sth day OF April, A. D..
1916, nt the front door Of the court
house OF klamath county. In the City
OF klamath Falls, State OF Oregon,
AZ the hour OF 2:15 p. m. on said day.
proceed TO sell at public auction TO
the highest bidder for cash:
The east-half OF tho southeast quar-.
ter OF section ten (1O), tho west.
half OF the southwest quarter Of
section eleven uD. In township
'nirty-seven $50. south range
eleven and one-half (11 1.2). east
OF the Willamette Meridian. and
the southeast quarter OF the north
east quarter and the east half OF
the southwest quarter OF the south
west quarter OF section thirty
three t33D. In township thirty
eight t3s). south. range eleven
and one-half Il 1-2. east OF the
Willamette Meridian In Klamath
County. Oregon. or so much thereof
as may be necessary to satisfy a judg.
mcnt rendered In the above entitled
case on the goth day Of January. A.
d. 1916, which judgment is for the
sum OF S534.25. with interest thereon
from said goth day OF January, A. D.,
1916, Mt the rate OF per cent per
annum and 800 attorneys fee and
the further sum OF $500 costs and
the costs and expenses OF this sale on
execution.
Dated this 7th day OF March. A. D..
1916.
c. G. Low,
Sheriff OF klamath County. Oregon.
BY GEO. l.. ULRICH.
s-l5-22-295 Deputy.
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1916-03-22

The undersigned announces his can
didacy for the republican nomination
for sheriff OF klamath county. II
am nominated and elected, will. dur
ing my term OF Office, construe my
oath of Office to mean a complete and
efficient enforcement Of the law. I
will have no interest to serve but the
public interest will give the pro-
lection OF my office to all persons and
all classes alike. I will personally
conduct my Office with strict regard to
economy l will at all times serve all
official papers with promptness. will
give all prisoners in my custody hui
name treatment, wholesome food and
clean quarters. will appreciate your
support. e. w. GOWEN.
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1916-03-22
Iiy WILBUR y. FORREST

Omitted Press staf Correspondent
WoRKINGHAM, England, March
22.--This little English market town
Is the nations haven for motherless
and fatherless war children. Humid
reds Of Juvenile innocents whose
fathers are buried in france have
found new homes here. Almost ev.
cry housewife In Workinghtm has
new baby. She probably has adopted
II. thanks to the war.
The nuns at the Workingham con-
vent are busy. too. for every child
who is old enough is a pupil at the
convent school. In some cases the
father is dead but the mother still
lives.
Little Tommy Hadley. aged six, Is
u notable example. His father was
a private In the South Lancashire
regiment and he was killed early in
the war. Since that time Tommy's
mother has been Ill. so the Children's
Aid society sent Tommy to Woking-
ham. He has foster mother who
clothes him and gets him ready to
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1916-03-22
MIDLAND NOTES

Mr.. and Mrs. Depuy enjoyed a
duck dinner at Mr.. and Mrs. Hunny-
cults last Sunday.
There was dance at Jim Jory's
last Friday night. and a good time
was reported.
Mr.. and Mrs. Worden were visit
ors in Midland last week.
Roy Rowe and his cousin. Ray Wor-
den. visited Sunday and Monday with
their uncle, VIM. W0rden.
#. G. Sigford hauled grain from
the Falls on Monday and Tuesday OF
this week.
There will be shadow social aAd
candidates reception at the Midland
school house next Saturday night. Ev'
erybody u invited.
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1916-03-22
tion twenty-four. (24). all In town
ship thirty-nine. (39), south, range

ton twenty-four. (24). all In town
ship thirty-nine. (Ss). south. range
eleven, lD. east Of the Willamette
meridian In Klamath county. Oregon.
or so much much thereof a. may be
necessary to satisfy q judgment rem
dered in the above entitled case on
the llth day Of January. A. D.. 1915.
which said Judgment is for the sum
OF $13OO.O0 with interest thereon
from the lst day OF December, A. D..
1914. at the rate Of per cent per
annum and the further sum of one
hundred and fifty dollars attorneys
fee. and the further sum of twenty
three dollars and seventy cents
($2S.7O costs and the costs and ex-
penses OF this sale ON execution.
G. @. LOW.
Sheriff of Klamath County. Oregon.
BY L. L. LOW. Deputy.
March s-15-22-1s-April s.
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1916-03-22
Dire Distress
1t Is Near at Hand to Hundreds of
Klamath Falls Readers

Don't neglect an aching back.
Backache is often the kidneys' cry
for help.
Neglect hurrying to the kidneys' aid
means that urinary troubles may fol-
low.
Or danger of worse kidney trouble.
Here's Medford testimony.
C. C. Kribs. grocer. w. Main street.
Medford. Ore. says: II suffered from
a dull ache in the small Of my back
for months. The kidney secretions
were unnatural. and had trouble in
controlling them. ! finally got Doan's
Kidney Pills and took two OF three
boxes. The pain left me and my kid
neys are now in much better shape
Price soc. At all dealers. Don''
simply ask for kidney remedy-ge'
Doan's Kidney Pills-ths same that
Mr.. Kribs had. Foster-Milburn Co.
Props, Buffalo, N. Y.-Adv.
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1916-03-22
DRINK HOT WAITER
E YOU DESuRE A
ROSY COMPlE lEXlON
oays w can't help but leek
better and feel bsttse
sfsse On inslds bsth.

To look ones best and feel ones best
is to enjoy an inside bath each morn.
ing to flush from the system the previ-
Gus days waste, sour lamentations
and poisonous toxins before it Is alb
sorbed into the blood. Just as coal,
when 1t burns. leaves behind certain
amount Of incombusuble material in
the form Of ashes, SO food and drink
taken each day leaves in the alimen.
tary organs certain amount Of indi.
gestible material. which il not eliminat.
ed. form toxins and poisons which are
then sucked into the blood through the
very ducts which are intended to suck
in only nourishment to sustain the
body.
II you want to see the glow Of healthy
bloom in your cheeks. to see your skin
get clearer and clearer. you are told to
drink every morning upon arising. a
glass Of hot water with a teaspoonful
Of limestone phosphate in 1t. which is a
harmless means OF washing the waste
material and toxins from the stomach,
liver. kidneys and bowels. thus cleans.
Ing. sweetening and purifying the en-.
tire alimentary tract. before putting
more food into the stomach.
Men and women with sallow skins,
liver spots. pimples or palid complex
ion. also those who wake up with a
coated tongue. bad taste, nasty breath.
others who are bothered with head.
aches. bilious spells. acid stomach or
constipation should begin this phos.
phated hot water drinking. and are as.
sured of very pronounced results in
one or two weeks.
A quarter pound OF limestone phos.
phate costs very little at the drug store
but Is sufficient to demonstrate that
Just rs soap and hot water cleanses.
purifies and freshens the skin on the
SO hot water and limestone
phosphate act on the inside organs.
We must always consider that internal
sanitation is vastly more important
than outside cleanliness, because the
skin pores do not absorb impurities
into the blood. while the bowels pores
dO.-Adv.
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1916-03-22
MICHIGAN SUFFRAGISTS MAKE
THEIR CAMPAIGN PLANS TODAY

United Press Service
DETROIT. Mich. March 22.-Cam-
'paign plans Of Michigan suffragists
were to be perfected today at a state
wide conference here of leaders OF
the cause. Mrs. Carrie Chapman Gait.
president Of the National Suffrage as
sociation. attended the meeting to ad-
wise the Michigan workers Of the ef-
forts being made at Washington in
behalf OF the Susan B. Anthony
amendment. Mrs. o. H. Clark. of
kalamazoo. president OF the Michigan
association, outlined plans for suf-
frage work In the state.
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1916-03-22
Notice OF Sherir's Sale on Execution

Notice OF Sherifr's Sale on Execution
Notice is hereby given that under
and by virtue OF u Writ OF Execution
In foreclosure. issued out OF the Cir
cult court OF the state OF Oregon. for
the county of Klamath in the case Of
w. W. Warren and J. l.. Sparretorn.
plaintiffs. vs.. VIM. Bassett. Mary r.
Bassett. Wayne Bassett and The
Farmers Implement and Supply
House. defendants which said writ
was dated on the 4th day Of March.
A. d.. 1916. l will on the Sth day Of
April. A. D.. 1916. at the front door
Of the court house OF Klamath county.
state OF Oregon. In the city Of Klam-
ath Falls. Oregon. at the hour Of 2:15
O'Clock p. M. Of said date. proceed
to sell at public aution to the highest
bidder for cash. the right title and In
ierest OF the said VIM. Bassett. Mary
Il. Bassett. Wayne Bassett and The
Farmers Implement and Supply
House. In and to the north half OF the
southeast quarter OF section seven
"a. and the west half Of the south
west quarter OF section eight. (8.
all In township thirty-nine. (39)
south. range twelve (l2) east OF the
Willamette medidian in klamath
county. Oregon. or SO much thereof
as may be necessary to satisfy a judg-
ment rendered In the above entitled
case on the 25th day OF February. A.
D., 1916. which said judgment is for
the sum of $2.0SS.65 with interest
thereon from the said 25th day OF
February, A. D.. 1915. at the rate OF
per cent per annum. and $4,000
attorneys fee. and the further sum
OF $4,000 costs and the further sum
of $59.l2, with interest from Febru-
ary 25th, A. D.. 1915, at the rate OF
per cent per annum and the costs
and expenses OF this sale on execu-
tion.
&. G. Low.
Sheriff OF klamath County, Oregon.
by l.. l.. Low. Deputy.
March s-l5-22-29-April s.
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1916-03-22

hereby announce myself as a can
didate for the ONCE of sheriff for
klamath county, Oregon, ON the re-
publican ticket. l respectfully ask
the support Of the voters Of the coun-
ty at the primary election for this
office. John n COrJ.MAN
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1916-03-22

For County Surveyor
hereby announce myself as a can
didate for denomination for the Of
fee OF county surveyor on the repub-
lican ticket. E. B. HENRY.
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1916-03-22

hereby announce myself as q can
didate on the democratic ticket for
the nomination Of sheriff, subject to
the will Of the voters at the coming
primaries. J. A. MADDOX.
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1916-03-22
POLITICAL ANNOUNCERl
For el,eri6

take this means Of announcing
my candidacy for the republican nom
ination for sheriff at the primaries.
believe that my work a. deputy sheriff
speaks for itself, and shall greatly
appreciate the support Of the voters.
X. r. BREWBAKER.