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The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1916-08-15

entertainer COMPANY Vi SOuuSi . iaAS
and Richmond friends at their Benton
vile home, Sunday. A dinner was
served at noon. Places were arranged
at the table for twelve guests.
Mrs. Codus Brown Of Fort Wayne
is the guest of Mrs. Jean Livingstone
and other relatives for the week.
Mr.. and Mrs. Walter G. Butler
South Seventeenth street, are leaving
Wednesday for Billings, Montana
where they will visit Mr.. and Mrs
Halleck Brown. Mr.. Butler, who has
been seriously i'll at the st. Vincent
hospital, Indianapolis, is convalescing
They will be absent from the city for
some weeks
In honor of her daughter, Mrs
Frank Noblett of Grand Rapids, Mich.
igan, Mrs. John Lott will entertain
with thimble party Thursday after
noon at her home, South Eighth
street This evening Mrs. H. B. Lopez
gives dinner at her home, West Main
street for Mrs. Noblett.
A meeting of the Domestic Science
association will be held Wednesday
afternoon at the day nursery.
Mrs. Frank Noblett and daughter
Miss Maxine, of Grand Rapids, Mich.
igan are the guests of Mr.. and Mrs.
John Lott, South Eighth street
Mr. and Mrs. B. D. WEIGH return.
ed last night from a pleasant vacation
at Battle Creek and Lyon Lake, Mich.
igan.
The Womans Home and Foreign
Missionary society Of the St. Paul's
Lutheran church will meet Wednes.
day afternoon at 2:30 o'clock in the
church chapel.
The reunion of the Medearis family
which was to have been held Thurs
day, August 81, at Jackson. Park has
been changed to Wednesday, August
80. All persons who expect to attend
are asked to note this change.
Miss Anna Horn is the guest Of Mrs
Abbott in Hagerstown for few days
Miss Edith Raines left yesterday
for an extended trip to Portland
Oregon, and other points.
The Young Peoples class of the NJ
e. church at Middleboro will give an
entertainment consisting of a musicale
and playlet, Sewing for the Heather, -
Friday evening, August IS, at the Mid
dleboro church. The program of
musical numbers will be as follows
Piano solo, Miss Edna Duke; vocal
solo. Mr.. Ralph Little; reading, Miss
Olive Boyd; duet, Misses Edna Duke
and Bernice Little; vocal solo, Mr..
Ralph Little; piano solo, Miss Hazel
Coblentz; piano solo, Miss Hazel Hen
shaw. The cast of characters for the
play is as follows: Mrs. Judd (the
hostess), Miss Ruth Boyd; Mrs.
Chesty president of the society, Miss
Winifred Little; Mrs. Day "a bride),
Miss Maud Baker; Mrs. Gibbs Ga hard
hearing grandmother). Miss Inez
Townsend; Mrs Powers "a very
wealthy and highly respected woman)
Miss Verna Baker; Mrs. Meeker "a
reserved gentle LADY,, Miss Edna
Duke; Mrs Strong Ca suffraget), Miss
Halcia Reid, Luella Higgins "a love
sick old maid. Miss Bernice Little;
Nicely "a German maid, Miss Olive
Boyd. A admission of ten cents will
I. 81
Mr. Wesley Brown, who was call
ed to Huntington, Indiana, Saturday
by the serious illness of his father will
return home this evening
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1916-08-15
Social Calendar

Executive board Of Domestic
Science association meets at the
Day Nursery.
West Side section of the Wo-
man Character Builders class of
the Central Christian church
meets with Mrs. Leslie Beach.
Picnic OF Mothers league Of
North Fourteenth Street Mission
at Morton park.
Tirzah aid society OF the Ben
Hur lodge, meets with Mrs.
Howard Frame.
Miss Edith Haworth hostess for
ceremonial meeting of the
Wahpikameki campfire girls.
Miss Josephine Wilson enter
tains members OF an auction
bridge club.
Mrs. John Lott entertains in.
formally for her daughter, Mrs.
Frank Noblett of Grand Rapids,
Michigan, at her home, South
Eighth street.
Ice cream social given on lawn
at First NJ. E. church by DR.. U. B.
G. Ewing's Sunday school class.
Missionary society Of | st. Pauls
Lutheran church meets In chapel.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1916-08-15

W. and Mrs. Milton Craighead,
South Sixteenth street. have as their
guests. Mrs. Craighead's parents, Rev.
and Mrs. Carson of Indianapolis.
Mrs. Wilbur Hibberd and children
are spending the remainder Of the
summer in Michigan.
Mrs. Wilson Magaw, chairman OF the
August social committee with the
members Of the committee is in
charge OF the dance to be given Fri
day evening at the Country club.
There will be special dance music. Out
OF town guests accompanied by mem
bers Will be privileged to enjoy the
affair. Although a number Of men,
bers are out Of the city at this time
a good attendance is anticipated.
Miss Ruth Edgerton has gone to
Indianapolis where she will visit with
friends for several days.
Members OF the Loyal Daughters
class of the First Christian church
went out to the suburban home OF
Mrs. John Dagler, Reidston, last even
ing and were Hospitality entertained.
The rooms were arranged with flow.
ers and ferns. The guests made the
trip in the motor truck. In addition
10 the members Of the class Mrs. Dag
Ter entertained number Of other
guests. After short business ses-
sion there was social hour. music,
games and refreshments. A delicious
luncheon in two courses was served
to forty guests. Plans for the fall
work were discussed. Mrs. Walker
and Miss Kimball assisted the hostess.
Mrs. Baird OF Middleboro and Mrs. Rog-
ers OF Reidston, were. among the
guests. Miss Daniels OF Knightstown,
gave readings.
Miss Olive Lewis is entertaining her
cousin, Miss Amy Lewis OF Markle-
Vile, Indiana at her home, South Fiji
teenth street, this week.
Miss Grace Kelly is the guest OF
friends in Dayton. Ohio, this week.
Wednesday evening the Sunday
school class of the First NJ. E. church
taught by Dr. U. B. Ewing will give
an ice-cream social on the lawn at
the church. The public is invited to
attend. The affair will begin at 1880
o'clock.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1916-08-15

John Smith, age ninety-six, got into
a fight in Freeport, r. l., the other
day and broke his wrist in striking
his antagonist.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1916-08-15

Mr. and Mrs. Elmer Haner and son
John, Of Marion, Indiana, are the
guests OF Mr.. and Mrs. George Haner
and Mr.. and Mrs Howard Grottendick.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1916-08-15

Mr.. and Mrs. J. F. Holiday and sol
are the guests of Mr.. Holidays par
ents at Mooreland, Ind.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1916-08-15

Mr. and Mrs. Frank Martin, Mrs. A.
Moody, Mr.. Clyde Martin and Miss
Hilda Garrett have returned from a
motor trip to Mechaniscburg, o.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1916-08-15

A meeting Of the Tirzah aid society
OF the Ben Hur Lodge will be held
Wednesday afternoon at the home of
Mrs. Howard Frame, q North Nine
teenth street.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1916-08-15

After spending their vacation at st.
Joseph, Mich, Mrs. H. B. Highley and
Miss Mary Highley have returned
home.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1916-08-15
Waist--1770. Skirt-1769.

Waist--1770. Skirt-1769.
AS here shown, Pompadour silk was
used. with plain taffeta in matched
shade for trimming. The simple
waist is low at the neck edge, and is
finished with broad collar, rolled
free at the throat together with the
chemisette. The sleeve is quaint with
its gathered wrist ruffle. The skirt
has wide bands of the taffeta and is
full and gathered under the belt. The
sleeve may be finished with the ruffle
at elbow length. Challie, organdie,
nuns yelling, batiste and lawn are all
suitable for this style. The Waist
pattern 1870 is cut In sizes: 80, "a,
SO, So. 40 and AZ inches bust measure.
The Skirt pattern 1869 is cut in s
sizes: %. "a, &c, %, 80 and 80 inches
waist measure. 1t requires 3-4 yards
OF S6-inch material for Medium size.
without folds. The skirt measures
8 l.3 yards at the foot.
This illustration calls for TWO sep
arate patterns which will be mailed
to any address on receipt of 10 cents
FOR EACH pattern, in silver or
stamps.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1916-08-15

Mrs. A. O. Snively has gone to Bay
View, Michigan, for months visit
Mr.. Howard Grottendick left this
morning for Grand Rapids, Michigan,
on business for the Palais Royal.
Mrs. James Craft was hostess Mon
day afternoon for meeting of the
Mary F. Thomas w. c. T. U. Mrs.
Martha Little gave the Scripture les
son. Mrs. Frank Weaver offered
prayer, after which roll call was re.
spended to with quotations. Mrs. Sa-
rah Childress read paper on "Suf-
frage" Reading from articles sent
out by the State Franchise league were
read Mrs. Fletcher Elliott, who spent
some time in California, told incidents
connected with women voting in that
state. Miss Elizabeth Jones will have
tent at the Chautauqua. No. 81. and
is anxious that all w. c. T. U. workers
who attend register at her tent The
remainder Of the afternoon was spent
socially. At late hour delicious re-
freshments were served. Guests of the
union were Mrs. Fletcher Elliott, Mrs.
Frank Murley, Mrs. John Duke and
Henry Romberg. Members present
were Mesdames Sarah Childress. Mar
tina Little, Frank Weaver, Fl. S. James,
r. w. Randle, Francelia Bond, Mary
Nuegel, Waldo Lacey, Ellen Fox, T. P.
Keplinger, Helen Barnard and Miss
Jones. A business meeting of the
union will be held In two weeks at
the Morrisson-Reeves library.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1916-08-15

Mr.. and Mrs. Carl Curtis delightfully."-
entertained company of Connersville
and Richmond friends at their Benton
vile home, Sunday A dinner was
served at noon. Places were arranged
at the table for twelve guests.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1916-08-15
Arrangements For
Parking Of Autos at
Darke County Fair

All autos coming from the north
can enter the fair grounds at the
north gate. Arrangements have been
made to park machines in the beautiful
grounds recently laid out for this pur-
pose. Rigs will enter at the east and
west gates, the same as lib former
years. everything is RAPIDLY drawing
to close for the biggest fair in the
history of the association. More space
and more applications for exhibits has
been applied for than any former years
at this date.-Adv.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1916-08-15

California has $50 mountain peaks
more than $4,000 feet high.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1916-08-15

Members of the Junior League oil
Trinity Lutheran church were enter
tanned in a pleasant manner last ev
ening by Miss Alma Turner, South
Twelfth street. The evening was spent
socially and with music and games. A
short business session preceded the
social hour The hostess for the next
meeting will be announced later.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1916-08-15

Mrs. Codus Brown of Fort Wayne,
is the guest of Mrs. Jean Livingstone
and other relatives for the week.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1916-08-15

Mr.. and Mrs. Edward Lindstrom
entertained with a dinner Sunday al
their home in Connersville in honor
Of Mr. and Mrs. Leroy Lacey OF
Elgin, Illinois, former residents of this
city Other guests were Mr.. and Mrs
Joseph Miller, Mrs. Nan Williams and
Mr.. Drew Lacey of this city.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1916-08-15

Mr.. Lloyd Dye was the guest
friends at Connersville Monday.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1916-08-15

Mrs. A. o. Snively has gone to Bay
View, Michigan, for a months visit.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1916-08-15

Mr. Wesley Brown, who was call
ed to Huntington, Indiana, Saturday
by the serious illness of his father will
return home this evening
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1916-08-15

Mr.. Howard Grottendick left this
morning for Grand Rapids, Michigan,
on business for the Palais Royal.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1916-08-15

Mrs. 7. B. Millikin has returned t
her home in New Castle after a pleas
ant visit here with relatives anc
friends.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1916-08-15

Miss Edith Raines left yesterday
for an extended trip to Portland,
Oregon, and other points.
The Meeker herald. [volume] (Meeker, Colo.) 1885-current, 1916-04-29
sron.. Gold Reflector.

Government tests are reported to
have shown that new type Of mirror
now used In the largest searchlishtl in
service in the United States navy Ia
manifcstly superior to any rejecting
medium heretofore developed for this
purpose.
Instead of being made Of silver sur
faced glass, the parabola consists OF a
bronze casting electroplated with gold.
This form Of construction seems to
have a number Of important points In
fuvor Of 1t.
silver Is always subjected to corro-
sion. while gold IL not Furthermore.
the optical properties of gold rejecting
surfaces are superior to those of silver
In that the gold rays penetrate thick
foggy atmospheres much more efficient
ly than does light reflected by silver
mirror,
The Meeker herald. [volume] (Meeker, Colo.) 1885-current, 1916-04-29
NEW YoRk's LAND BARoNs.
Thirteen Families Own one-'1ftesnth
Of Manhattan Island.

Thirteen Familiss Own One -hftesntn
Of Manhattan Island.
The society to lower rents and re-
duce taxes on homes In New York has
issued a statement asserting TINT thir-
teen families own One-fifteenth of the
assessed land valuation Of Manhattan,
n total of S2O5, 4O4.s7o for the thirteen
families, or, SIX, 800. 600 family. The
total number OF families In the Dor
ough is placed at $4,000. These figures
do not include the land owned by the
same families in other boroughs Of the
city.
Tbe thirteen landowning families AZ
mentioned in the society statement
are: :.
The Astors, vanderbilts. Rhineland-
crs. O. b. Potter properties. J. r. Nor
gan, E. H. Van Ingen, Wendels. Goe-
lets. Ehrets. Gerrys. Charles +. Hon.
man estnte, william n. II. Martin and
Eugene Hoffman.
The society finds that nearly a six
teenth of the assessed valuation OF
Manhattan is owned by two corpora
lions, Sailors Snug Harbor and Trinity
CORPORATION. the former holding land
assessed at $1O.4D3. 500 and buildings
assessed at $5.769. 800 and the latte'
holding land assessed at $S.0S7 800 and
buildings assessed at 1854, 7OO.-Ex
change.
The Meeker herald. [volume] (Meeker, Colo.) 1885-current, 1916-04-29
THE TREE ON THE ROOF.
An Old Building Custom to PropitIats
the Pagan Gods.

Did you ever stop to think why bit
Of ornament In the form Of c0nven-
tionalized fruit. grain or nowers II A.
most Invariably added to the gable Of
Gothic building and very frequently
to the gable of any other type Of build
ing3 DO you know why the lightning
rods of our grandfathers were branch.
ed ut the ends like little trees and why
the old fashioned Scandinavian. Dan
ISL nnd German contractors contrive
to fasten 4 branch Ola tree or an ear
OF corn to the tOpm0st peak Of house
that has progressed 30 far. in the course
OF construction that the rafters are In
placs7 Usually the contractor Iaushs
sheeplshly when he Is asked about the
matter, giving no other reason than
that his father always provided the
birds with some grain or offered them
a green branch to rest in.
The fact Ia that the birds have moth
Ing whatever to do with the custom.
1t Is purely religious in its Significance
and entirely pagan. 1t had Its begin.
ming before Christianity was ''indicted
on the barbarians of the north" The
gable Of q building was exposed to
both wind and lightning. 30 the gods
must lie prOpItiated. For Wotan there
was small evergreen tree and for
Thor there was bunch of flowers. II
the favor of the god had been invoked
while the house was still incomplete.
the ceremony must be finished the day
the house was done by the burning Of
the little tree or the withered flowers.
Then u bunch of grain was tied to the
gable to feed the white horse Of the
death god. so that he would hasten on
his journey without stopping at that
particular house.-St. Louis Globe Dem
ocrnt
The Meeker herald. [volume] (Meeker, Colo.) 1885-current, 1916-04-29
LITERARY HYPocRITEs.
Here's a Writer Who Frankly Admits
He's One Of the Clan.

He's One Of the Clan.
How many of US II we were really
honest could make u list Of great books
that we have tried to enjoy and
couldn't rise to?
We have for our own part Q greater
Sin than that on our conscience. There
arr n number Of books that We habitu-
ulIy pretend we have read which we
hive never read at all. They are great
books. we suppose. At least we've
heard lot about them and read q lot
about them. and people who assume to
know say they are great books Some
Of them we have tried to read and
couldn't rend. but we have pretended
at one time or another to have read all
Of them Here Is our list Of shame:
Tom Jones'" We have tried to read
1t four times nnd could never get 6ve
pages into IT.
1.-THE Vicar of Wakefield" We have
attempted it at least six times and
every time.
"Dante's Divine Comedy" We have
been going against the Cary transla-
ton. which we hear Is u good one. at
cast once year for twenty years. and
we cunt get interested In 1t. Yet MP
to the present moment we have always
pretended that we had read all Of Il
and liked 1t.
Don Quixote." We have read . lit
tie OF 1t. and we know all the usual
things that are said about 1t. and We
even wrote some stun about 1t one
time saying all the things that are
usually said about 1t, for which we got
sos. but we don't really like 1t. II puts
us to sleep; 1t seems long drawn out
and clumsy to US.
"Boswell's Life of johnson" We
never read any of 1t. But we have pre-
tended to and have pretended at times
to quote Incidents from 1t and have got
away with the Incidents.
We have always pretended that we
were familiar with Walt Whitman's
poetry. but as matter Of fact we
never read anything through, except
ing when Lilacs Last In the Door
yard BloOmed." Marquis in New
York Sun.
The Meeker herald. [volume] (Meeker, Colo.) 1885-current, 1916-04-29
Homemade Gas.

Spanish peasants living in the cork
oak region use homemade gas obtained
from cork refuse. As described by one
authority. the process consists In oil
ing several large teakettles with the
waste bark and placing each In turn
over the fire during the evening. burn
ing the volatile gas as 1t escapes from
the spouts. The carbonized residue
forms the fine ck-brown pigment
brown"
The Meeker herald. [volume] (Meeker, Colo.) 1885-current, 1916-04-29
NEUTRALITY-SUSPICIOUS.
PRACTICAL HEALTH HINT.
Earaehs.

O feAracno.
O First aid In cases OF earache c
o should never take the form Of c
o Swinging. Nothing is more COM c
O mon In case Of earache than for c
o a well meaning relative to rush G
o for the syringe and subject the c
o victim to what may happen to be c
o the very worst treatment in the c
o world. II no one does that, some c
O one is almost sure to try drop c
o ping oil into the ear. Now, moth c
o ing whatever should be put into
O the ear itself without medical ad c
O vice. A doctor has the instru-
O ments with which to make an ex- c
o animation. and he Is the only c
O safe Judge us to the proper treat G
O ment. In many cases Of acute c
O Inflammation he will have to
O puncture the drum before relief c
O cnn be obtained. In the mean-
o time a great deal can be done c
o toward giving relief by the con- c
o slant application Of heat in the c
o form Of hot water bag or {
O soft bag filed with hot salt. c
O Sometimes the doctor will order {
O two or three drops Of laudanum
o or a hot salt solution to be run c
o gently into the ear, or In se- c
o we're case he may think lleeches c
O advisable, or he may raise
o small blister behind the ear. c
O Some children suffer from c
O chronic inflammation Of the enr. c
o without suppuration. but often c
o associated with adenoid growths c
o In nose aud throat. That con- c
o Iifion calls for special treatment c
o and the removal Of the adenoIds. c
o for It Is one Of the most frequent c
o causes Of obstinate deafness. c
ACKNOWLEDGEMENTS
The Meeker herald. [volume] (Meeker, Colo.) 1885-current, 1916-04-29
Value Of an inch Of Rain.

Every inch Of rainfall above four
inches in the Dakotas. California,
Washington, Kansas and Nebraska in
May and June means m increase Of
$15.OO0.OO0 in the wheat crop. Every
inch of rainfall above three inches in
July in Indiana. Illinois. Kansas. Iowa.
Ohio and Nebraska increases the value
Of the corn crop by $16O.OOO,O00. These
figures are compiled by E. ]. Cragoe
for the Journal of Geography.
The Meeker herald. [volume] (Meeker, Colo.) 1885-current, 1916-04-29
Talent Required.

'If you go about 1t in diplomatic
way believe you can get good sized
loan from Scadsworth."
How do you mean?'
well. tell him two or three rattlinr
good stories that will make him laugh
uproariously and then recIte the his
tory of your misfortunes in such way
that he will shed tears"
'Umph: If could do all that Id &c
into vaudeville and be a monologist."-
birmingham Age Herald.
The Meeker herald. [volume] (Meeker, Colo.) 1885-current, 1916-04-29
American sutsons. Now.

The situation In the button industry
shows how American manufacturers
can meet war conditions. A year ago
there were predictions of button
famine, and little later the scarcity
actually occurred. At that time most
of our buttons were imported But
American manufacturers got to work
and now we are selling buttons to
some Of the nations that used to sell
them to us. A for ourselves. We can
get all the buttons we want here at
home.
The Meeker herald. [volume] (Meeker, Colo.) 1885-current, 1916-04-29

When the Duke Of York was living In
Edinburgh in 1851 he was told that a
certain shoemaker named Patersone
was the best golf player in Scotland.
and him. the duke, later James H..
chose MS partner in foursome. win
ming huge stake. He promptly turned
over the money to Patersone. who
forthwith built house In which the
duke placed stone with Patersonc
crest bearing the motto. Far and
Sure"
The Meeker herald. [volume] (Meeker, Colo.) 1885-current, 1916-04-29

The great bronze statue of joan Of
Arc that will soon adorn Riverside
drive, New York, will have pedestal
even more interesting than the statue
Itself. 1t will he made up of 220 blocks
of stone from the ruins Of the dungeon
at ROuen, France, from which Joan
went to, her death at the stake in 1881.
The Meeker herald. [volume] (Meeker, Colo.) 1885-current, 1916-04-29
piaa.,t rurhIn. In World.

The largest single unit turbine In ex-
istence Il at the Watersile station Of
the New York Edison company. 1t has
1 capacity Of 10000 horsepower. is 81
feet long, 20 feet across and IA feet
high. Its total weight Is 976.OO pounds
1t is known as q 10000 X. w. ten
stage high pressure Curtis turbine. 1t
opentes at 1900 revolutions a minute.
but In almost soundless.-New York
World.
The Meeker herald. [volume] (Meeker, Colo.) 1885-current, 1916-04-29

Until 1G45 marriage feasts. known as
penny weddings" were held In Scot.
land. Each guest paid a penny or q
small sum of money to defray the ex.
penses of the feast II any money was
left over 1t went toward the Furnishing
OF the new home.-Exchange.
The Meeker herald. [volume] (Meeker, Colo.) 1885-current, 1916-04-29
Hollow ahafta.

BY careful experiments It has been
proved that n solid column subject to
bending strains is no stronger than a
hollow one. Consequently all iron
shafts are made hollow. and the steel
shafts which drive the screws of steam
ships have hole bored down the cen
ter SO that the weight may be reduced
The Meeker herald. [volume] (Meeker, Colo.) 1885-current, 1916-04-29
Always Wrong.

Manager- I'm disguised with the
mistakes that new man makes! he
gets everything balled up. Assistant
Manager-Oh well, some Of the best
ones are That way at the beginning
He may bring home the bacon yet.
Manageable won't unless we send
him for 6am.-Judge.