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Evening star., 1916-08-13
Alexandria County.

Special Correspondence of The Star.
CLARENDON, Va, August 12-Rev.
Sam Small, who was at one time as
sociated with the late Rev. Sam Jones,
is to preach at the Southern Methodist
Church at Clarendon, August 13 and 20.
The pastor of the church, Rev. G. w.
Gather. is on his vacation for two
weeks.
Andrew Joseph Knell of Baltimore
and Miss Mary Margaret Bailey, daugh-
ter of Mr. and Mrs. Louis Bailey of
Clarendon, were married Thursday, Au-
gust 3, at ST. Charles Catholic Church.
Rev. F. 2. Lackey performed the cere-
mony.
Mr.. and Mrs. Leigh H Thompson,
Clarendon. entertained a party of young
people Thursday evening.
Mrs. J. H. Arminger of West River.
Md, after spending 4 week with her
daughter, Mrs. Z. G. Tracy of Claren-
don. returned home today.
Willis Jordan has returned to Phi4a-
delphia, after a three-week visit to his
parents, Mr.. and Mrs. H. S. Jordan of
Clarendon.
Mrs. Mary Evans and Miss Bessie
Rogerson returned Monday to Balti-
more. Md, after several weeks visit
to Mr.. and Mrs. Robert H. Evans of
Clarendon. Miss Catherine ard Sallie J.
kendell of North Carolina and Miss
Evelyn Evans of Baltimore are guests
of Mrs. Evans.
Mr.. and Mrs. Ashton C. Jones and
their young sons left Friday for a visit
of two weeks to relatives in Newport
News and Blackstone, Va. Mr.. and
Mrs. Herman Bonney are spending a
week at Virginia Beach.
Mrs. Charles F. Schaus of Newark,
Ohio. arrived this week and will spend
several months with her son, Karl L.
Schaus of Courtlands
Mrs. A. L. Renaud of Aurora Heights
has as her guest Miss Mildred Hall
green of Rockford, III.
Mrs. Cats of Belpre, Ohio, is spend
ing ten days with her daughter, Mrs
Stone. who is summering with Mr.. and
Mrs. z. A. Wilson of Clarendon.
Mrs. r. H. Sampsell and two children.
Clarendon. accompanied Mrs. Wilson
Fought TO her home in Dayton. Va,
Tuesday. They expect to return today
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Rev. John Briggs of Fifth Baptist
Church. Washington, will visit Claren-
| don friends Sunday and preach in the
Baptist Church.
Mr.. and Mrs Ewart W. Hobbs, Liv-
ingstone Heights. have their guests
Mrs. Sarah Martin. Misses Marian and
Amy Martin of Chicago. Mr. and Mrs.
Earle Whaley are on a motoring trip
through the Shenandoah valley. They
| will visit Martinsburg, w. Va. before
returning to their home in Livingstone
Heights
I w. w. Poultney of Washington is
spending the remainder of the summer
at the home of Mr.. and Mrs. c. Il. Wad-
leigh. Fort Myer Heights.
Mr.. and Mrs. J. NJ. Curran. Washing
ton. after a ten-day stay at Atlantic
City. have returned to their cottage
at Fort Myer Heights for the remain
der of the summer. Miss Bird Law and
Miss Wolfork of Culpeper, after ten
day visit to Mr.. and Mrs. b. \. Wolfork
of Fort Myer Heights. have returned
TO their homes.
Mrs James o. Cation. Mrs. Ruth Ca
ton. Miss MAY White and Miss Alice
King. all of Washington. We're guests
this week of Mrs. j. r. Hohenstein Of
! Colonial Heights.
! Mr. and Mrs Charles w. Shewaiter
Miss Eliza NJ. Ellis. Miss Helen A Lo-
sano. Miss Eliza NJ Losano. all of Wash
ington, are spending the summer with
Mr.. and Mrs Walter l.. Bingley OF
Glen Carlyn.
! Mrs. Arthur L. Smith and children
left few days ago for several months
visit to Springfield, Vt. and Maine. be
fore returning to their home In Fort
Myer Heights Mr.. Wallace Baker and
daughter, Miss Bertha, left Monday for
Boston. They will visit Cape Cod be-
fore returning.
Mrs. A. H Reed of Arlington and her
house guests. Mrs. Spencer and Miss
Spencer of New Jersey. left this week
for stay of several weeks at Mount
Elliott, Va. Mrs. Kinley Mcmillan OF
Pittsburgh. Pa, is visiting her mother,
Mrs. NJ. c. Munson. of Arlington.
! Mr.. and Mrs. Benjamin Shreve of
| haywood are spending a week at
Chesapeake Beach Mrs. Maurice NJ.
Sullivan and Miss Susie Sullivan have
county, Va, after a visit to Mr. and
Mrs. L. w. Ellis of haywood.
| Mrs. J. III. Minor, who has been visit
ing her daughter. Mrs. w. T. Hammer
| of Thrifton, has returned to her home
{ in Bristol, Va
DR. and Mrs. Walter Monroe entertained
! a party of thirty young people from the
Methodist Protestant Church on the lawn
of their Dominion Heights home Wednes-
day evening. Mr.. and Mrs. Charles Zapf
and Misses Claudine and Dorothy Zapf of
! Princeton, n. j., are guests of Mr.. and
Mrs E. c. Hooper of Dominion Heights.
Mrs. C. A. Costello and daughter Caro-
line left Wednesday for their home in Chi
cago, after visit of three weeks with
Mrs q. l.. Robertshaw of Dominion
| Heights.
Miss Lucy Smith. after visit to her
| relative. Mrs. l.. T. Everett of Ballston.
has returned to her home at Rockville.
Md. Mrs. John Ryan and Miss Mary
Ryan of Knoxville. Tenn. are guests oi
Maj. E. W. K. Ewing and Miss Mary
| Ewing of Ballston. Miss Doris Sheidler
| who has been the guest of Mrs. ]. w
Myers of Ballston the past six weeks. left
Wednesday for her home in Tiffin, Ohio
Miss S. McCrone of Baltimore is the guest
for several weeks of her niece, Mrs T. C.
Trescott of Ballston.
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have gone to Virginia for the re-
mainder of the summer.
Miss Lorraine Watt is visiting her
grandmother at Burkes Station, Va.
Dr. and Mrs. Wilmer H Hampton
have returned from stay at Atlantic
City, n. J.
Miss Louise Littlepage of Lloyds.
Md, was the recent guest of the Misses
Molster.
Miss Jessie Daniels Of Panama is
visiting her sister, Mrs. Haywood.
Mrs. George Adams and little son
and Mr.. and Mrs. Guy Berry and
daughter Elsie of Waldorf, Md. were
the recent guests of Mr.. and Mrs. Will
liam Berry.
Miss Anna Christensen is on a visit
to relatives in Canada.
The Misses Ada and Mary Gaines
left Saturday for a stay of several
weeks at Blue Ridge Summit. Pa.
Miss Lulu V. Robbins left Saturday
for a trip to Bradford. Pa, Buffalo,
n. Y, and Lake Chautauqua-
Misses Mildred Cove and Edith
Lukei have returned to their homes
after a visit to the formers brother
in-law and sister, Mr.. and Mrs. Martin
McHugh, at Wilmington, Del.
Mrs. Werner of Philadelphia is visit
ing her son-in-law and daughter, Mr..
and Mrs. Harry Garrison.
Mrs. ]. l.. Whteside and daughter.
Miss Merle Whiteside, left Friday for
Philadelphia, Pa, where they will
spend the week end and then go to
Ocean Grove, n. j.. for stay of sew
eral weeks.
Mrs. Charles B. Horner of st. Peters
burg, Fla, was a recent guest of Miss
Ruby Schwier.
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where they will spend the next ten
days.
Mr.. and Mrs. Stanley Lansburgh 60
to Atlantic City tomorrow for week 5
stay. and from there will motor to
Boston.
Miss Wollberg has returned from a
visit to her sister, Mrs. Berman. in
South Boston, Va.
Mrs. Andrew Smith and daughter
Clara will leave this evening for Vir-
ginia Beach, where they will spend
the next four weeks.
Miss Lotta Solomon of Baltimore is
the guest of Miss Beulah Freund at her
summer home at Woodside, Silver
Spring, Nd
Miss Florence Cohn of BIAS Mt. Pleas
ant street northwest. who, with Mrs.
David Sheeline and Miss Frances Shee-
line of New York, has been spending
the past three weeks in the Adirondack
mountains. has gone to Patchogue, l..
l., to be the house guest of Mrs Albert
Gottlieb.
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Personals.

Miss &ena Fishel returned Thursday
from a fcCr-wees visit to Asbury Park
and Atlantic City. Al the latter place
she was the houseguest OF Mrs. Elmer
Barchfeld.
Mrs Leonard We'll has Joined her
mother Mrs NJ. Herman. at Braddock
Heights for two-week stay.
Mrs. Fannie Abel has returned to her
nome on X street from Cleveland, Ohio,
where she visited her daughter, Mrs.
Goldsmith.
Miss Tillie Ran is on ten-day visit
10 relatives on Park Heights avenue,
Baltimore.
Mrs. Milton Ney and children are at
Braddock Heights. Md
Nr. and Mrs Joseph King have re-
turned from a motor trip to the White
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Chew Chase.

| Miss Eliza Hardt, who has been
| spending some time visiting friends at
Gettysburg and Frederick. Md, return
ed to her home today.
! Mr.. and Mrs. Adolph A. Hoehling. jr.,
| have returned to their home from Bay
| head, y. ].
| Mr. and Mrs Percival Wilson lef.
| during the week for Colorado, where
| they will visit relatives.
| Miss Alice Angie of Richmond, Va.
| who has been the guest of Mrs. Joseph
Angle. has returned to her nome.
Judge Wendell Stafford is spending
some time at Chevy Chase at the Lati-
mer cottage.
Miss Louise Lacy Is spending the
| summer in Chevy Chase at the Heau
cottage on Primrose street.
Mrs Charles Langley. who has been
visiting relatives in Rochester, \. y.
has returned to her home.
Mr. and Mrs. Andrew J. Cummings
were hosts at dinner the past week at
their home.
DR.. and Mrs. Thomas A. Poole. who
with their young daughter Jane have
been spending the past six weeks in
| the north. have returned to their
! home.
Miss Audrey Prior and Miss Polly
Pretty left the past week for Ocean
City. Nd. where they will spend the
next two weeks.
Mrs. Emma G. Hager has returned
to her home after short stay at Bay
head. y. j.
Mr. and Mrs. William J. McNally
have returned from West Chop, where
they spent the past ten days.
Mr. and Mrs. Charles L. Frailey left
the past week for threeweek motor
trip in the west.
Mrs. F. NJ NJ Beall entertained the
mem bers of her bridge club at luncheon
last week.
Mr.. and Mrs Herbert Miffiin Hall
have taken a cottage at Ocean City,
Md. for the next two weeks.
| Mr.. and Mrs. NJ Barry Hopper. who
have been spending the past two weeks
at Colonial Beach. Va, with their
children, have returned to their home.
Mrs Edward ]. Walsh left the past
week for Allenhurst, where she is the
| guest of her mother, Mrs. keane. Mr.
W y
| will go to Saratoga for stay of sew
eral weeks.
Miss Olive Cugle has returned to her
home from Marblehead. Mass, where
she has been visiting her sister and
brother-inlaw.
Mr. and Mrs. E. J. Mclaughlin of
Mckinley street left the past week for
New York. where they will spend
month
Mr.. and Mrs. William f. Richardson
who have been spending the summer
| at Ocean City. Md. have returned to
their home.
Mrs Charles Bates entertained the
members of her bridge club the past
week.
Miss Mildred Copeland is spending
the summer at Camp Cowafett Buzz
Zard Bay, Mass.
Mrs. Irene Polk left the past week
for Bronxville. N. Y, where she will
visit her sister.
The Misses Frances, Ester and Kath-
crime Van Dyne, who have been spend
Nd, have returned to their home.
Mr.. and Mrs. Norman Longfellow of
North Carolina are the house guests
of Mr.. and Mrs. Arthur Copeland.
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Luncheon and Theater Party.

Miss Lucy Mandard entertained at a
luncheon followed by a theater party
Yesterday afternoon. Her guests were
Miss Angelina Giavannoni, Mr.. w.
Reeves Miss Elvera Giovannitti, Mr.. D.
Stenvins and Mr. b. Stewart.
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MulIoy-Burke.

Mr.. and Mrs. Raymond Mulloy. the
latter the daughter of Mr. and Mrs.
william Burke, of 45s NJ street south
west, who were married at Marlboro,
Nd August Z. are at home at the resi-
dence of the brides parents.
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Returned to Philadelphia.

The Rev. H. B. Leech of Philadelphia,
who, accompanied by his family, has
been the guest of his mother, Mrs
George V. Leech, for ten days, has re-
turned to his home.
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Mr.. and Mrs. A. L. Grimes were the
recent guests of Mr.. and Mrs. G.. p.
Schwier.
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Mrs. J. T. Benfer and children are
enjoying a camping trip on the lower
Potomac.
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: Mr.. and Mrs. Charles V. Burnside and
two sons. Douglas and Merrill left
Tuesday for a motor trip to Mountain
Lake Park. Md, where they expect to
remain for several weeks.
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Mr.. and Mrs. Arthur Sievers have
gone for a visit of several weeks with
the formers parents at New Holstein,
Wis.
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Mr.. and Mrs. Charles Watt are at
Atlantic City, n. J.
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Mr. J. A. Buete has returned to his
home after a pleasant motor trip to
Atlantic City, n. j.
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Brookland.

Mr.. and Mrs. Ernest o. Crocker of
Canton, Ohio, are visiting the formers
mother, Mrs. Ella O. Crocker
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Mr.. and Mrs. Percival Wilson lef.
during the week for Colorado, where
they will visit relatives.
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Miss Mary Erich of Falls Church,
Va. was the weekend guest of Miss
Helma Cheesman.
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Miss Alice Angie of Richmond, Va.
who has been the guest of Mrs. Joseph
Angle, has returned to her nome.
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Judge Wendell Stafford is spendin;
some time at Chevy Chase at the Lari
mer cottage.
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Miss Eliza Hardt, who has been
spending some time visiting friends at
Gettysburg and Frederick, Md, return
ed to her home today.
Mr.. and Mrs. Adolph A. Hoehling. jr,
have returned to their home from Bay
head y T
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DR.. T. ". Richards. L s ", and wife
are spending the summer at Chevy
Chase. where they have leased house
on Grafton street.
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Miss Louise Lacy Is spending the
summer in Chevy Chase at the Beall
cottage on Primrose street.
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Mrs. Kearney. wife of DR.. Richard
kearney. T. S. n. has gone to Lake
Sunapee, y. H., TO spend the remainder
OF the summer with her parents, Rear
admiral and Mrs. J. ID. Adams. as DR..
f-earney has been ordered to New
Orh for duty
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Mrs. Charles Langley. who has beer
visiting relatives in Rochester, \. y.
has returned to her home.
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Mrs. and the Misses Carolyn and
Katherine shoemaker, wife and daugh-
ters OF. Capt. William r. Shoemaker
l. s N, are at Asquam Lake, n. H.,
where they have a summer camp.
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Mrs. Irene Polk left the past week
for Bronxville. N. Y, where she will
visit her sister.
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The Misses Frances, Ester and Kath-
crime Van Dyne. who have been spend
ing some time at Mountain Lake Park
Nd, have returned to their home
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Mrs. Hamilton Hatton and children
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Capt. W. L. Howard, L. S N, COM
mandant of the Portsmouth, n. H..
navy yard. and Mrs Howard have their
son-in-law and daughter. Lieut.. c. c.
Gill. U. $. N. and Mrs. Gill, now visit
ing them.
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Mrs. r. Harris and Miss Lillian Har-
ris are at the Traymore at Atlantic
('ify
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Mrs w. A. Prince left yesterday to
spend the remainder of the month at
the Warren White Sulphur Springs
Waterlick Va.
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Mr. and Mrs. Andrew J. Cummings
were hosts at dinner the past week at
their home.
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Mr.. and Mrs. Norman Longfellow of
North Carolina are the house guests
of Mr.. and Mrs. Arthur Copeland.
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Rev. DIR. and Mrs. Louis Stern left
Friday to spend a few weeks in At
lantic CITY
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Miss Mildred Copeland is spending
the summer at Camp Cowaffett, Buzz
Zard Bay, Mass.
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Lieut. Wilbur K. Van Auken. L. S. n,
recently detailed to duty in the bureau
OF ordnance, has leased a house at "A
GRAFTON street. Chevy Chase. where his
wife is now with him
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The Duke and Duchess de Richelieu
OF Paris. now travelling in this country.
have gone to New York after a visit to
Annapolis. where they were the guests
OF Mr- r. H. Magruder. secretary to
the Naval Academy.
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Mrs. Werner of Philadelphia is visit
ing her son-in-law and daughter, Mr..
and Mrs. Harry Garrison.
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Capt. Edward Z. Capehart, L. S. NJ,
retired. and wife are spending the
season at the Squamscott House,
Exeter. n. H.
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DIR. and Mrs. Thomas A. Poole, VIII
with their young daughter Jane hav
been spending the past six weeks i
the north, have returned to thei
home.
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Mrs. Richardson, wife of Commander
James o. Richardson. L. $. ", has gone
to keswick, Va. to remain until the
autumn.
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Mrs. A. F MaKruder. wife Of surgeo,
Magruder. L. :. y. has closed her
house in this city and is now at Bar
Harbor Me, where she will remain
Tor some time visiting her son and
dau hter-in-law, Mr.. and Mrs Newton
|ulck. Dr. Magruder Is spending the
time on his country place in Virginia
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capt. William Maxwell, l. S n. re-
Gently returned from Guam, where he
was for several years governor. has
left Washington for the summer course
at the Naval War College at Newport.
K. l.
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Mr.. and Mrs Herbert Mifflin Hal
have taken a cottage at Ocean City
Md. for the next two weeks.
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The Misses Miriam and Bella Hirsh
VIII leave this week for a two-week
stay in Ocean View Va
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Mrs. Samuel ]. Steinberger and son
Samuel jr., and Mrs. Benjamin Woll-
berg and daughter Tina leave tomor-
row for Pen-Mar, Nd.
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Mr.. and Mrs. Sidney C. Kaufman and
daughter Virginia and their guests.
Mr.. and Mrs. Howard Sigmund and
daughter Audrey. returned Friday
from a motor trip through West Vir-
ginia. stopping at Harpers Ferry en-
rnnfH
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Miss Louise Littlepage of Lloyds.
Md, was the recent guest of the Misses
Mo1Ster
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Mr.. and Mrs. Harold C. Kaufman
viii leave tomorrow for Atlantic City,
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have gone to Virginia for the re-
mainder of the summer.
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Medical Director James Duncan Gate
wood. T.. ). y. and wife left the city
week since in their car for a leisurelv
motoring trip to West Point where
they are now spending August with
tAei. sou-in-law and daughter, Capt.
and Mr. Earl North
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sympathy to Sir Charles Wakefield,
who Yesterday was elected Lord Mayor
Of London. Sir Charles shortly will
make the acquaintance Of every
m in London who has a grievance
Of any kind"
Here are a few typical Houscisms:
Marriage also imposes on "A man
the obligation to kiss his wifcis
relatives"
Mrs. TugS Watts, who invented a
rich uncle some time ago, IL now
working on "A Revolutionary ancestor
THE men depend upon Dun and
RrddstrcCt for information concerning
u mans credit rating. but women
merely look AT his wife's clothes"
bnc rcasoN why Topeka likes its
Mayor - that he's "different.' lie
showed thai when he announced him
self as "a candidate. He said:
MY purpose in running for Mayor
Of Topeka IL not elecmosynary in its
nature. do not offer myself as "a
sacrifice to civic benefit. am run
ming for Mayor primarily because I
believe, in the event that can he
elected and make good, that il will
help me. II will. believe, give me
some recognition, some prestige, that
] cannot achieve In the editorial rooms
of a Newspaper ONCE"
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attention 10 Leo Ditrchatein and his
troupe.
The first moments of the hrst act
had been blurred a bit because Of the
entrance o. bud Malone and the con-
sequent excitement when II became
noised about that Dud was present
and possibly-probably-would make a
speech UNFOLDING the Wilson Admin!s-
tration. The early i%nattention OF the
audience. however. did not seriously
undermine the audiences appreciation
OF the play because Leo hadn't shown
up on the stage 81 far, and II really
Is not until Tenor Buro Spnraponi
enters that n grasps the beginning
OF he plot. Spdropdnfs opening sen
tence makes things clear.
Mel MIC hotel" Sparopani explains.
zee n donna che mi tormenta. ogni
volta che apro Ia porta della milo
camera ella a~spettandomi. Ogni volta
che entro nella ssla da pranzo 81 mette
a una avola VAGINA ALA mia e mi ia
eli ocChi lsnguid!."
Spurdpdni had everybody listening
with acute intentness Immediately. on
every face WAS suspense.
Tut. i giorno mi manda bigliette
per la M camerieH," Spare PAM con
tinued, and hts opening speech Is re-
peated here word for ord so that
those who haven't seen The Great
Lover will have a fair understand
ing Of the plot Of the play when they
come to town TO zee the play or the
play finally goes out of Manhattan &c
see them. lie tro mandate" IS. still
speak!ng) "adre che so no mari,ato
ma o ha vuto effeto-so no disper-
alto. Dio Buono," he concluded. be
ginning to curse and swear and every.
thing, "perche non 81 possono avere
carahinieri per arrestaria.' IProlonget
applause
Supposing that anybody in the audi.
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ton for Kansas and since the laws
enactment has been its stanch de-
fender, Also it is a recognized cham
pion Of woman suffrage. House, the
Mayor. is not enthusiastic for prohi-
hitiou and he is frankly against
woman suffrage. though the women of
Kansas vote and he Is an oiticcholdcr.
Mr.. Houses paragraph department
is, ~ course, on the editorial page
Wherefore a principle which Is
strongly advocated by the leader
writer is often az vigorously assailed
in an adjoining column. Whoever
reads the tdpitdi reads both sides of
nearly every question.
When House ran for Mayor last
spring the capital cditorially sup
ported his opponent. That mattered
naught to him. for he had his
department in which 10 further his
candidacy.
Now that he is Mayor, House uses
his column to pay his respects to his
critics and to air his official griev-
an"cS. II, is nearly always at war
with one or another Of the clergymen
nf the town, who. being assailed by the
Photographer. find solacc in letters to
the editor which appear in An adjoin-
Ing column.
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When the New York sufYragist cam
paign was In full swing Gov. Capper
wrote a lette' 10 several papers in this
city describing woman suffrage in
Kansas as al unqualified success.
"Thc most hostile protests" he said.
always have come from the vice and
saloon ements-the evil. corrupt and
r%oughncck element in politics. This
was just n few weeks after the Gov
ernor's employee. the Mayor. had
printed i'm the formers paper:
"A man il either for or against suf-
fraGc, Wore agin It,"
THE SUNDAY SUN published a few
months < the opinions Of the
Mayors Of several cities of the expert
ment of employing policcwomen.
Mayor House wrote:
III | have any sense Of humOr the
p~oliccwoman is the biggest joke in
the world, As ! understand it, the
duty Of "A policeman is to protect prop
crty and preserve order. A woman
can do neither. To decorate her with
n star and send her out to do patrol
duty merely il to Civ" her license to
NEEDLE in her ~neighbors' business"
Many Of Houses shafts IRE ,cvellcd
at omc Note this ~plaintivc out
pouring of a Mayors heart:
This column extends It's hearty
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something Of the c~leverness ~ the man
who staged the play. sam Forrest. MIR.
Forrest is the husband OF the young
lady known to theatregoers AZ Miss
Mary Ryan. star Of The House OF
Glass "A domestic relation which long
ago caused Mr.. Forrest TO be elected
president of the theatrical organization
known as the only Their Husbands
club" And so the day hat THE
Great Lover" company assembled for
a first rehearsal. along came Sam For
rest Juggling under his arm "A life sized
picture Of Miss Ryan. He got a step
ladder. climbed II. hung Miss Ryan's
Photograph over the box office window
and then started the first rehearsal.
The picture o' Miss Ryan il the first
impression one gets OF THE Great
Lover" upon entering the theatre and
the last Il among the most vivid i'm
preston one carries away after the
final curtain.
Next, 10 take M the story Of The
Great Lover in detail. rs the curtain
rises the Secretary of the Treasury
and Mrs. MCAdoo enter COR did last
Monday night, at least). accompanied
by MIR. and Mrs. Dudley Field Malone,
Wherefore the attention OF the audi
cnce is cinched Il once and comment
runs fast and free.
We're lucky" says everybody. Bet
tcha anything bud Malone will stand
up between acts and make a speech
The money was placed right and
left for a few minutes. some betting
that Dud would make a speech on pre-
~paredness. others betting that he
would speak on SOME other topic, and
nobody betting that he wouldn't speak
at all. Finally the ushers began to
say "S-s-s-s-s-sh," inc the audience,
realizing that the curtain was up. be-
gan to try to take it's eyes of the
McAdoO box party and pay a little