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Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1916-01-23
DOMESTIC PLEAsANTRIEs.

Mrs. Close-Pm writing to ask the
Browns TO meet the Joneses here at din
ner, and the Joneses to meet the
Browns We owe them both, you know.
Close-But I've heard that they've just
duarreled and don't speak.
Mrs Closet know. They'll refuse ana
we won't have to give a dinner party at
all.-Boston Transcript
"Richmug. the eminent financier, who
Is so seriously ILL., has both a German
and an English specialist"
How are they getting on?'
Rotten Every time one Of them issues
a bulletin the other Immediately denies
it."-Puck.
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1916-01-23

The railroads are edging up on passenger
rates wherever they can. but they now find the
2-cent fare nailed down in Nebraska by court
decree enjoining violation OF the law. The pur-
pose OF the injunction is presumably 10 keep
the adjudication OF the ISSUE lift IL to be raised
in the state courts. But the roads may think
better OF 1t and let well enough alone.
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1916-01-23

what are the duties of the office 20
which you aspire?
what should know about them?
expect to be the head Of the office; not
one of the clerks "-Washington Star.
''I hear that Richwood's daughter ran
away with the chauffeur"
Yes; and Redwood Is nearly crazy
crazy over It."
well, it is hard to lose a daughter in
that way"
''Oh. I don't know 30 much about that;
but they took the motor car with them"
kansas City Journal
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1916-01-23

An addition OF seventeen persons to the Car
negie roster OF heroes swelis the roll OF honor
we'll above 100. Thoughtleas people scott at the
ironmasters rewards. but an examination Of
the deeds performed proves that heroic self
sacrifice In civil life surpaHses tho blatant
heroism OF war
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1916-01-23

Those who doubt the inspiring and per-
suAsive power OF cotton will learn much by lis
tening TO the martial notes Of Senator Roke
Smith.
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1916-01-23

The scare belt Is gradually recovering its
composure. Mrs. Pankhurat was found to be
unarmed, except with voice. and our defensea
against that sort Of invasion are deemed In
vulnerable.
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1916-01-23

II Villas topknot is precious to his eyes.
why didn't carranza put price on II and ex-
pedite the delivery OF the goods9
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1916-01-23

or course. II Florence insists upon being
annexed. It would be hard-heartedness in us no
TO leave the door ajar
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1916-01-23

Another revolutionary movement in Mexico
even though headed by Felix DiaE. is not needed
to underscore the superior facilities Of the
country for graveyard purposcs
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1916-01-23

Extremists in the preparedness camp do
more damage than good to the cause they seek
TO advance Throwing scares stiffens resistance
in quarters where sound reason abides
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1916-01-23

AS sponsor OF that favorite SON vice presi-
Dental boom. the Lincoln Journal seems 10 be
In danger OF overstraining.
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1916-01-23

The time to extend the helping hand is when
the help is needed.
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1916-01-23

Record breaking receipts Of stock emphasize
the limitIess capacity Of the west for supplying
the country's bacon and side lines.
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1916-01-23

Better hurry. for II is exceeding doubtful
If those January clearance sales can be post
scripted into February.
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1916-01-23

The loss OF s7s.OoO,ooO in customs revenue
in year is attributed to the war. AS q free
trade shelter in storm war &c the friendliest
port In sight.
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1916-01-23

The practice OF letting off steam in presl-
Dental years loses none OF its variety by repetl
zion
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1916-01-23

Subscribers leaving the city temporarily
should have The Bee mailed 90 them. Ad.
dress win be changed often ~ requested.
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1916-08-15

my kidncy5 had been in was entirely
amended, too, by The medicine. My
stomach was in sy.ch state that / could
not rest at night, and ] had to adopt s
very limited oct. Now / can cat any
thing, with comfort. / can also state
that the Discovery was what / needed TO
give me toae and vigor, as my impaired
digestion he'd deprived me of eustenance.
enjoy the best of health Mn.
DEXTER ROBERTS, 813 Lemon St., Or
tando, Fla.
DIR. Pierce's Golden TIccical Discovery
helps the stomach digest the food and
manufacture nourishing blood. It has a
tonic effect and soon enables the stomach
and heart to perform their functions in q
natural, healthy manner, without any
oLoside aid.
Contains neither alcohol nor narcotics.
Its ingredients are made public and
printed on wrapper It's a pure altera-
tive extract made with glycerine from
native roots and herbs.
Z DIR. Pierce's Pellets regulate and In
vigorate stomach, liver and bowels.
Write DR.. Pierce, Invalids' Hotel
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The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1916-08-15
PUT THEM IN HOLE
News That Cast Gloom Over Re-
pubIicanS.
With the "Old Guard" Calling for Sub.
sides to ShipbuiIders, the cramp
Company Arranged to Double
Its Plant.

One reason why gloom settled over
the various conventions in Chicago is
to be found In the fact that business
conditions and the precepts of private
ayarice which under Mark Hanna be-
came Republican principles are no
more in harmony than the Justice and
the Colonel.
For example, ON the very day that
the regulars were calling loudly for
subsidies to remove the awful blight
from the American mercantile marine,
the Cramp Shipbuilding company of
Philadelphia, overwhelmed with or
ders, was buying an island for the pur
pose of enlarging its plant. Hereto
fore Its activities have been confined
TO plot of 81 acres. Without waiting
for the triumph of party that learns
nothing and forgets nothing, it has
now acquired at high valuation As
acres additional.
How do the Cramps or anybody else
expect faithful old subsidy party to
make Roadway against the United
States treasury Jon the plea that, the
shipbuilders are impoverished, when
they indulge In such extravaganza?
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1916-08-15

The New York Herald prints a
story to the effect that the United
States and Germany were on the
verge of war about Hayti in the sum-
mer of 1914, and conflict was avert
ed only by the outbreak of the greater
war in Europe. 1t is a well known
fact that the Germans have a strong
hold in the West India islands, where
their merchants control most of the
business. 1t must be evident to
every well informed man that the
United States must put itself in posi-
ton to fight any aggressor, or else
give up the Monroe doctrine and re-
tire to the mainland, and not be GER
tain of holding that.
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1916-08-15
Must Give Democrats Credit.

Another presidential year has rolled
around, and after the hardest OF hard
times, caused for the most part by the
European war, this country is enjoy
Ing an uncommonly large degree of
prosperity, and Democratic statesman
ship has had no small credit for the
recovery of business. The federal re-
serve bank system, Democratic
measure, was hailed by the financial
world as the best constructive legis-
lation that any congress had adopted
in many.a year.
The Democratic administration
proved in various ways that 1t was
the friend of all business interests not
in restraint Of trade, and that its pol
icy was to help and not hinder "big
business"
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1916-08-15

All newspaper readers can remem-
Der that in the past few months it
has been proven that the Louisville
and Nashville railroad has, in defiance
of law, issued hundreds of passes to
senators, congressman, judges and
other federal and state officers. And
now comes Milton Smith, president
Of the road, and says the Interstate
Commerce Commission has no right
to seek to compel him to answer
questions regarding the political ex-
penditures of his road. Railroad Off
Gals of Smiths stripe should be- in
stripes.
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1916-08-15

1t looked for awhile last week as
though there was going to be another
entrant into the European war.
Switzerland has treaty with
France, allowing the passage of grain
from Mediterranean ports and a
treaty with Germany allowing pas.
sage of coal from Belgium. The
French stuck to their agreement, but
the Germans wanted the coal for
themselves. Cutting off their coal
would have ruined the Swiss, and
they threatened to join the allies.
Latest dispatches say they are again
receiving coal regularly.
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1916-08-15

should suddenly awake from their
snooze of centuries, what, Mr.. Editor
90 you think they would do tomorrow
or even Sooner? You don't believe
these awakened sleepers, these go pei
cent, will go off into the woods and
build themselves a new set of cities
towns and villages and conduct them
at least in a sensible, honest and
truly democratic manner? Possibly
SO, but no sane man would believe it;
once these Henry Dubbs realize and
recognize this most inhuman absurd
ity and calamity on this earth, which
is far beneath the animal kingdom in
everything, that is honest, upright
fair and square, intelligent and hui
name, that no known species of ami
NAL ever starved, devoured, or enslav-
ed its own babies, its own flesh and
blood, but that men and women too
are not even slightly above doing this
very thing figuratively and literally
speaking, after all these centuries of
prating about virtues, but seldom ever
practicing what they preach. Let US
close this sermon with Rudyard Kip
ling:
The Workers Answer to the Capital
list Class
eve have fed you all for thousand
years, and you have us still unfed,
Though there's never a dollar of all
your wealth but marks the work
er's dead.
We have yielded our best to give you
rest, and you lie on crimson wool,
For if blood be the price of all your
wealth, good God, we ha' paid it
in full.
There's never mine blown skyward
now but we've buried alive for
you;
There's never a wreck drifts shore
ward now, but we are its CHASTITY
crew.
Go reckon our dead by the FORCES red,
and the factories where we spin;
If blood be the price of your accursed
wealth, good God, we ha' paid it
eve have fed you all for a thousand
= years, for that was our doom you
know,
From the day when you chained US in
your fields, to the strike of a
week ago.
You ha' eaten our lives and our babes
and wives, and we're told its
your legal share,
But If blood be the price of your law
full wealth, good God, we ha'
bought it fair"
Chas. F. Schneider.
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1916-08-15
BAD TO HAVE A COLD HANG ON

Don't let your cold hang on, rack
your system and become chronic when
DR.. Bells Pine-Tar- Honey will help
YOU 1t heals the inflammation,
soothes the cough and loosens the
phlegm. You breathe easier at once.
DIR. Bells Pine-Tar- Honey is a laxa-
tive tar syrup, the pine tar balsam
heals the raw spots, loosens the mu-
cous and prevents irritation of the
bronchial tubes. Just get a bottle of
DR.. Bells Pine Honey today, it's
guaranteed to help you. At your
druggists. Adv. 1.
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1916-08-15

This morning, we read proof on
Comrade Schneider's article, which
appears in other columns, and then
we listened for awhile to Rev. Charles
Winner, while he told us what dire
danger the country is in from the
Catholics. After we were thru with
them, or rather after they were thru
with us, all we had strength to say
was "We're sure in a helluva fix"
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1916-08-15

The state central committee of the
republican party of Florida viii meet
at Palatka, Friday, the 18th. Mr.. G..
w. Neville of Dunnellon is the Mar
ion county member of the committee.
Judge William Gober and a number
of other prominent members of the
party in Marion county will attend the
meeting. All arrangements for the
coming campaign will be made at the
Palatka meeting.
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1916-08-15
wilson's Strength In the West.

("
Reference has already been made to
the remarkable vote polled by Presi-
dent Wilson in western primaries, not
withstanding the fact that there was
no Democratic contest to arouse the
interest of electors. The Montana
vote repeats the story told by Wiscon-
sin, Illinois and other states. The
president, running without opposition.
received 1S,008 votes to 1920 divided
between Cummins, Roosevelt and
Hughes, whose rivalry might naturally
have been expected to take the Repub-
licans to the polls in large numbers.
1t is not difficult to prophesy where the
electoral vote of Montana will go in
November. And there are many 9TH
er states in the same boat hiladel
pflfa Record
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1916-08-15

The trains on the railroads through
Ocala have run SO regularly, and
people are so used to them, that they
cannot very well form an idea what
existence would be like without them.
However, they may all be stopped
within the next few days. They GER
tainly will be unless President Wilson
brings about an understanding be-
tween the railroad officials and their
employees, and, if they are, not only
inconvenience but actual suffering
will result.
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1916-08-15

With the hillsides and valleys of
the Carolinas torn up by floods, and
the water supply in many commune
ties tainted in consequence, it would
be mighty good idea for Florida
people who generally spend their va
cations in that country to stay at
home this summer. They can find
some of the most pleasant and COM
Portable places in the world on the
seacoasts, by the lakeside and at the
mineral springs of their own state.
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1916-08-15

1t looks like the principal plan of
the allies is to crush the Austrians
and put them out of the war this
year, cutting the Germans off from
the Turks and Bulgars and making
them all liable to be overwhelmed in
detail The operation is, well on the
way but there are hundreds of miles
OF territory to cross and hundreds Of
thousands of men to put out of action
before it succeeds.
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1916-08-15

The Russians are about to even up
for their losses in the great drive of
last summer. The Austrians lost
three full army corps in killed,
wounded and prisoners last week.
Since the first OF June, when the drive.
toward Lutsk began, conservative
estimate places the Austrian losses at
between 100000 and 100000 men.
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1916-08-15
LIVER TROUBLE

81 am bothered with liver trouble
about twice year." writes Joe Ding
man, Webster City, Iowa. 81 had
pains in my side and back and an aw-
full soreness in my stomach. heard
of Chamberlain's Tablets and tried
them. By the time / had used half
a bottle of them / was feeling fine and
had no signs of pain" Obtainable
verywhere.-Adv.
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1916-08-15
WILL MY CHILD TAKE DR..
KINGS NEW DISCOVERY

This best answer is DR.. Kings New
Discovery itself. It's a pleasant, sweet
syrup, easy to take. 1t contains the
medicines which years of experience
have proven best for coughs and
colds. Those who have used DIR.
Kings New Discovery longest are its
best friends. Besides every bottle is
guaranteed. If you don't get salts
faction you get your money back
Buy bottle, use as directed. Keep
what is left for cought and cold in
surance. Adv. 1.
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1916-08-15

The Star does not believe. in half
way measures. If the Roman Cath
olics are such menaces to the peace
and. safety Of the United States as
Cats says they are, let's round them
all up and put them in concentration
camps, with the guardians of liberty
to stand guard over them.
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1916-08-15

We do not claim that this is an
original discovery, but I'VE have Oh
served that some peoL e seem to
have money with which to do every
thing except to pay their debts.
Lakeland Telegram.
We discovered this some time ago,
but did not suppose anyone else had
noticed it.
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1916-08-15

According to the members of the
state plant board, Citrus canker in
Florida is now under control. The
board, Of which Mr.. e. L. Wartmann
of Marion county is member, has
just held session in Jacksonville.
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1916-08-15

If any man carried on his business
like the public business is carried on,
he would soon be bankrupt, However,
the people can never learn to attend
to their own business without prac
tice. The worst thing they can do is
to entrust their affairs to a favored
few and keep them entrusted until
they think both the people and the af-
fairs belong to them.
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1916-08-15

The theory that women will be bet
ter able to take each others part
when they secure the ballot does not
fit in with the fell established fact
that women have always been the
most bitter and implacable persecu-
tors of other women.
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1916-08-15
BUSINESS FOR SALE

Electrical and plumbing establish
ment. Will sell at invoice prices.
This is a good buy as there is going
to be about $4,000 worth of plumb
ing work installed in Ocala within the
next few years. II. w. Tucker, Ocala,
Fla. 19-4t
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1916-08-15

leans on Tuesday when. we were wire
lessed that British patrol boat do
ing duty on the Atlantic coast had
early that morning destroyed the
Deutschland when the latter, steam
ing on the surface during the night,
was perceived by the patrol boat and
sent to the bottom when she attempt
ed to submerge. The action occurred
just as day began to break"
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1916-08-15
JUST THE THING
FOR DIARRHOEA

"About two years ago hada severe
attack of diarrhoea which lasted over
a week." writes w. C. Jones, Burford,
N. ID. 81 became so weak that could
not stand upright. A druggist recon-
mended Chamberlain's Collie, Cholera
and Diarrhoea Remedy. The first dose
relieved me and within two days was
as well as ever" Many druggists rec
ommend this remedy because they
know that it is reliable. Obtainable
everywhere.-Adv.
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1916-08-15

Kaiser Wilhelm paid his troops on
the Somme front an unexpected visit
last week. He reviewed them in hear
ing of the French guns Though it
isn't reported that he went within
range) pinned on bunch of iron
crosses and went to shed the light of
his countenance elsewhere
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1916-08-15

There are too many people who are
too darned Industrious in trying to
run the communities in which they
live. The average American COM
munity will run itself if it is let alone.
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1916-08-15

a deadly enemy we
have in lead and
turpentine. / am
also q practical
nurse and know by
theory and expert
ence the value of
DIR. Pierce's Golden
Medical Discovery.
1t mas been the
means Of curing me
of lead collie and
gastritis. The un-
u ~
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1916-08-15

All politicians are grafters, and
there is no difference between demo-
cratic and republican politicians. They
are all out to make an easy living off
the people.
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1916-08-15
AND
ELECTRICAL CONTRACTING

When you have plumbing or cleo
trical contracting let is furnish you
estimates. No JOB to- large and none
tossma]l. Fl. w. Tucker. #
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1916-08-15

There is at least one good thing
about the man who never goes to
church-he never gets into the wrong
pew.
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1916-08-15
HAVING TROUBLE
WITH YOUR carr

Then bring it to me. Remedying
automobile troubles is my business.
Honest, efficient service; you pay fo1
the time put in on your car only. j.
A. Bowler, Anthony road, phone
393, Ocala, Fla. 6-9-16-h
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1916-08-15

1t is reported from New York city
that Charles F. Murphy is about to
resign the leadership of Tammany.
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1916-08-15

Officers Of the French cruiser, Adj
miral Aube, which was in Pensacola
Sunday, declared that the Deutsch-
land had been destroyed. One of
them said: "We were off New Or
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1916-08-15
WHAT A PROMINENT MAN
HAS TO SAY.

Orlando, Tia" My occupation is that
OF painter and all of my trade know what
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1916-08-15

Do you read the unclassifed ads2
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1916-08-15

ADVERTISE IN THE STAR.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1916-06-16
Uniforms Add Color.


About this time the 40 miGtamen
who attended the Great Preparedness
film shown at the Grand Theater came
out on the street at the end of the
show and this added fuel to the
flames. The militiamen attended the
show as guests of Manager Bhgh and
they wore their service uniforms. Then
Captain Gehlhar's telephone set up a
steady jingle and from 1880 until 3
o'clock this morning, it rang continu-
ously. At } o'clock today it started in
again and the Captain grew hoarse as
suring wives, mothers, sweethearts,
lady friends, cousins and maiden aunts
that "There would be no war.
IT appears that the rumor is abso-
lutely without basis and only a sue
cession of circumstances all coming at
once served to start the rumor which
refused to down.
As matter of fact if there ever is
mobilization order issued it will be
sent by the president of United States
direct to the adiutant general Of Ore
gon who will communicate to the bat
talon and company officers. The
company officers will notify the non
commissioned Officers who will notify
the men in their squads and no com
pany will ever he modified by rumOr.
The non.commissioned officers Of
Company NJ are going out for special
field instruction next Sunday at I
o clock and the public is hereby warned
that they are not going to war, neither
are they hiking for the hills to leaye
Salem defenseless and open to an at
tack by the army of Yucatan or the
Swiss navy.