The Ronan pioneer. [volume] (Ronan, Mont.) 1910-1970, 1916-10-13
FlNNECAN'S PHILOSOPHY
Pitiless Publicity

fwhats come to 'Pitiless Publicity. !
Meself could tell him. Where's "Pitid
less Publicity?" says Hughes. In the
Ash Cam says l. Twas all right on
the stump, but In Washin ton it's diff
fer. The Harp that waist through
Trenton's halls-1 name Tumulty
" hin he bursts into song now he picks
his chune!
'1is not that Prisidint Wilson II
less public than Candydate Wilson,
he's less pitiless IT'S like the show
man. He tells ye all, an more abou
tn illyfant, but he has mintal res-va
shune about the spotted baby.
$50 it is wild Wilson. He's sofne(
the hard heart " 'Pitiless Publicity
How about the Postmasters" axe
the refawrumers. Well niver tell We
says the C'mishun. For why" say
the League. "Twid embar'ss tn Ad
ministhrashun,' says the C'mishur
And the people laughs. 'Ye fred Il
Hid OF the Cinsus.' says Hughes. Y
lie,' says Redfield. He raysined wild
out bein' axed.' says he. 'Ye lie ye|
self says Durand. 'Ye towld me ye
fire me, an ye gev me place to
Politician says Durand. 'Ixac'
fwhat I said,' yells Pink Whiskers.
was goin' to fire ye anyway, but
niver axed ye to raysine.' says Pink
An the people roars.
Tell US about all thin Dishurvi
Dimmycrats,' says the people. A
Washin ton Is sweep be a storm
silence
But doan't We think there's no pu
licity at all. Teddy himself was no
gunshy with the papers. but he c
be quiet too.
"'We'n grab some land in VIM
eely,' says the Ambassydure, temp
ly,' says he. YEN not says Tedd
yell agree to arbitrate,' says he, c
he says, in tin days Dewey'l be thel
says Teddy.
"'Me Ry'le Masther will niver Ct
sint,' says tn other. 'Thin.' says n
dy, IN sind Dewey at wanst. Their
no use waitin'.' Teddy says. 'Hoy
EN- says the Ambassydure.
agree says he. an divil bit did
know how it was for 4 dozen year.
"'We'n have Ferdy Carey alive
the Bashi Bazook Dead says Ted
an back comes Ferdy. An the pap
says, On demand " the State Dep
ment Ferdy Carey has been releas
An that's all.
"How is it now? The greai
slaughters twinty at Sanity lisa
Another Mexican Crisis says
headlines "Twinty Americans kill
they says. The Presidint Calm
they. 'Ates Bacon and Eggs. P
Gouf.' says the headlines. An the
per goes on:
"The Prisidint's appytite at br
fast was good, tn leader Nv the
shun gettin' outside Nv grape fruit,
con an eggs. hot biscuit an CO
Whin Docther Grayson announced
bin Nv fare the tinshun over Nj
was much relaved.
""rhe Prisidint Is solvin' In pri
the fateful question, "Will me til
last" The answer Is waited wi,
verish anxiety
"Mondah the papers says: Mash
Disaster! Sore Throat Feared!
at the Capital! The Prisidint Call
"'Consternation was spread AT
all classes today be the report
the Prisidint awoke with a sore tt
Strong men tainted before they
reach the nearest saloon. The
talk Nv appintin' day " prayer.
hoped that Senior Arre-ye-on-tt
will claim that the dead Amer
raysisted ixicushun. A high aut
states that this wud end the
The Prisidint made but wan rel
'Av they'd not been there they'd
been kilt"
"Choosdah, they says, Hope re
No sore throat. Bitten by
President calm. All Phrases "
Their to be considered.
""The anxiety in the Capital v
laved today be the followin' BY
"'"The Prisidint has Sigh
foration in the cuticle over the
ure maximary caused be insect
\ ulIl4 w ulu 6SlccPs - C poSACAs
proud to scratch. (Signed) Gra
cit is reported also that
Scott will go to the border to BY
dead, and apologize to the insu
He will axe CarranZy, whether
accept a loan II offered. This
sidered the thrue sutton ~ ii
Guilty
''Winsdah the Prisidint goes
in, Thursdah he writes no
Gineral Scott starts for the
Fridah the headlines says 'P(
Europe near. President studytn
Will he stop the war? Anoth
expected. Capital excited over
but we're comforted be bein
the Prisidint will not be be
into hasty ackshun.
"Sundah, he's considerin'
menyan OueStiOn an MOnd0h