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Minneapolis tidende. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1895-1935, 1916-08-03
8uar ngTnralag.
Hesjerinsen / 8aibinston sipet It
gunitigt Spar paa Garransas
6orlag ON en- aumm!silon.

@albington oen 29oe sSuli. Soet
oen fglte Jig operbepilt ON at Gene
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paa oct merifanlfe Jori.og ON en- fpI
les 4ommislion, begpnote 9lomi1ll-
iirutionen ioag at uopplge Wfeolem.
mer al aonmislionen.
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Weblemmer bliper Ssielteretsoom-
mer 2oris 3. 8ranoeis, General
George W. 8oetbals og 9ommer
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@rfaring / llnoerisgelier 8oetbals
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men / op6Dagenoe 9lrbeioer al oen
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faeto giegieringen enlfer at foretage.
CONNER 9omling er &atbolif.
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rat15a, pil intet offlcieIt Iremfomn1e
ON commissioners Sarnnenlgt-
ming.
gfote11 lom bleo operraft sln1bas-
baoer 9lrreoonoo, er ct Spar paa BET
merifanlfe aolnlnunife al 12te ssSuli.
9en er afiattet al fllngereroe uoen-
rigsminilter Holf og blep igaar go6-
fjenot al Yralioent @illon og aa.
binettet.
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fan opltaa mellem oe to Ganoe pao
8rltno al lalnn1e eller lignenoe 4ar.
iager. Set tilfeies, at Sen aneri.
fanlfe Regiering tror og Toreilaar,
at commissioners Wpnoigbeo bsr
uopioes oerben at 0erlom en- for Beg
&c Negierlnger tilfreosltillenoe 2ss.
ming af oe Def merifanlfe aomnlu.
nife ombanfleoe gnner opnaaes, fan
aomlni5lionen oglao optage til Jor=
banoling looanne andre Eager, boiz
miroelige 9ilpggelle piloe beore
| sSorboloet mellen oe to 2onbe. 0e1
er imiolertio forltaaet, at alle Sper'
ensfon1Iter naa goofjenoes al begge
Hegierlnger for at pPre binoenoe.
Set oplples, at oerlom Sen meri'
faulfe Regiering bifaloer 6orllaget
itaar ben amerifanife Hegiering BE-
reot til at uonppne ire Weolenn1e1
al aomnisiionen og til efter Haao
| f6rlel meo Garran5as Negjering a
belten1nle 5io og Steb ialnt anorf
gnfeltbeoer meo 9eniDn iii aonIe'
| renlerne.
Minneapolis tidende. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1895-1935, 1916-08-03
Sprrs uuer oanoet 9lutompbil

~uu@S pptt ~ullotl >@A@uA'pot1
paa pel 51a Sag. sm 6runcisco
Sen Site Slli. Samrel 9. Stepbens
al 9sem Oorf ct anfon1met bertil ef,
ter at bape tilbo9elagt ca. 3, 400 Wil
i'm 9lltomobil paa 5 Gage, Is 81
mer % 80 Wtinllter. San fllIgte
2incoln -Geien. Gen tioligere 9feforo
for tronsfontinentale Sure bar
Gage, II elmer % % Wlinuter.
Wuuernprfanoioat osb. SeIena,
Wont., Sen 26oe Sill. Charles Gar-
ling republifanif &anoiout for @ll-
perner, er oso lit Stem 9iinlini,
O}ont, AZ slor ganmel. Sans SIT
1tru opbc Sen 5te Sllli, og lioen bar
Oct goaet fort neo al 9affe meo BAN.
Minneapolis tidende. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1895-1935, 1916-08-03
4ngt1ra talrr.
Charles Gpans 6usbes offieielt un-
oerrettet pm ben repnbltfanlf lfe
Domination til Yr9iibent.

J(eD yJOII Delt l1e NHg. SDulleS
enans 5ugbes Gale, bpori ban on
ilog Grlnotonen for lin 4ampa5ne,
bar paft alle 6epublifaneres 8ifalo.
Eartifsrere, ion lamleees Der for at
Bgre Den forbenpRrenoe 9oielterets-
BONNER fornelt afceptere 9tomlna-
tionen iguar Mftes, uotalte ioug lit
enIten1lnige gifalo meo bans ranl-
menoe Sptl1inger, i0et ban lfllore-
Sc set Hrogran1, paa bpilfet bet re-
publifanife Yarti bill arbeioe for
Sor0ripelle al 8ooorom Billon og
Sen oe1nofratiife Majoritet Senat
og 9us. s nelten ire elmer lae
1000 Dfeno og 4pinber / Carnegie
9oll og lptteoe troos Sen ulioelige
Garme me0 Sp9noing til be fraftl-
ge llotaleller, ligelom be lag0e oen
ltsrite 8eseiltring for 9ageli
8eplblifanere 1aapeliom 8eno-
frater fsler Jig opertDoet ON, at
9ugbes forneml1e Angrebspuntt paa
Yrelioent Millon bill gieloe bans
Werieopolitif. 1ernP1t nil ban an.
faloe Brniioel1tens Yolitif mee Seu-
Jpn til arigsbereolfab % Tariien.
Sugbes erfl9reoe, at oe Joreneoe
Stater maa finoe paa en- M og fa-
ltere % mere fonletpert Yolitit Il
geoperfor Werico og uforfproet for.
lOare ollie anerifanIfe Rettigbeoer
paa 2ano % SAB. 2anoet mao
foripares, og bore &pIter SeIt ol
91t maa befeItes. Galeren for,
op1nte alle aonlplotter og Sam.
menipprgeller bette 2allo til Sor,
Del for frenmeoe 9eationer. gnbbe,
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bpert Jorleg paa at unrertrDffe oem
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bet fGrt. Mbminiltrationen bapo'
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angif 9lominiltrationens Wfericopo
litif, 1om ban giennelngif fra Suer
tas 0uge til oen Note, lom Hegie
ringen oen 20oe Suni iioltleoe,
lenote oe facto Negjeringen
@ugbes gientog i'm Grflnring, a
berlon oen amerifanife giegierin;
life bapbe lepnet minolte 9pil ON, a
Sen agteoe at frepe 9piflano ltreng
til 9lnloar, pilbe Ser life bpret no
get 9ab af WeenneifeliD paa u2u
| iitania"
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fanot Zig, opoageoe ban Sbeooor
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meo en- Saanobeppgelie ober til bam
bporpaa Sberlt HooieoeIt flappeo
lont Spar. NooIepelt bar ubtalt fl
melt uforbebolbne Hos ober 9ugbe5
Gale. San bar iipr begeiitret ope
slngrebet paa @ilions Daericopo
litif.
The Northwest worker. [volume] (Everett, Wash.) 1915-1917, 1916-03-16
A PEN PICTURE
BY Robert r. LaMonte

Roosevelt is in essence a bully, a
blusterer, a braggart-and a QUIT
TER. l challenge Mr.. Roosevelt or
any of his admirers to name a single
contest in which he was ever en-
gaged-with the single exception of
his attempt, when he was police com
missioner of New York city, to close
the saloons on Sunday-when he did
not prove himself a gutter; and in
the case of the single exception not
ed the legislature interviewed and
changed the law before Roosevelt
reached the quitting point.
1t was Bismarck, l believe, who
called the late Marquis of Salisbury
'a man of lath painted to look like
IRON" I have formerly applied this
description to Theodore, but so much
of the paint has now been rubbed off
that there is little resemblance to
good metal left
The Northwest worker. [volume] (Everett, Wash.) 1915-1917, 1916-03-16
Dear Comrade shlpley and Fello

Dear Comrade shlpley and Fellow
Workers
| would hold myself abased and
without gratitude did | fail TO appre-
ciate any kindly word you might say
of me or to me.
But | do not think It in good part
that Socialist receive "congratula-
tons over his nomination or that he
issue statement of thanks" to his
constituents" in old party fashion.
do not look upon my selection as
the party nominee for the United
States senate as an honor conferred
upon me" and ! refuse to appreciate
it as such. Moreover | should not
consider my election to that office
as elevating me to any dignity what
ever, or as any special advantage to
the working class, for the matter of
that.
What ! will appreciate, however, is
that each and every class-conscious
worker seize upon the political sea
son now ensuing as special oppor-
tunity to perfect a political union of
the workers, without which no social
list elected to political office of any
kind could hope to accomplish the re-
suits expected of him
| will not even appreciate a vote
ber but will appreciate that every
Socialist and every reader of Social
list papers busy himself to make the
meetings for all speakers successful
and we'll attended, and what is most
| important of all that every possible
subscription be taken for Socialist
papers. In my view the government
of the people in reality takes place
I through the information that they ge..
whether true or false. A man acts
in any matter according to the light
he has upon it. Hence more impor-
tant than electing a Socialist to Of
flee is the extension of working-class
information and the development of
the student habit on the part of each
and every worker.
My attitude toward the Socialist
party is not one of expectancy that
it will capture the powers of gov
The Northwest worker. [volume] (Everett, Wash.) 1915-1917, 1916-03-16
A SOCIALISTS LETTER
OF ACCEPTANCE

, eminent at the ballot box" Rather
do / look upon the party as slowly
becoming the government, and so &C
quirng power which is the only road
to liberty. ] look upon our party as
the only way provided whereby we
can form ourselves into such a po-
litical union of labor.
In such n political union we do not
need to maintain limitation of ap-
prentices, or clamor for recognition"
or CLOSED shop" shutting out other
workers.
The thought is not original with me
but economic organization is hamp-
cred and defeated by the increasing
multiplicity of workers where a po-
litical union of workers would not be
so handicapped. On the one hand
the workers are at harsh and fmpla-
cable competition with each other,
but it can hurt no other worker that
one become politically organized. 1t
is inevitable that each will seek first
his own interest as he understands
it. When that takes place at the mill
gate or at the produce market it is
disastrous because there is not an &C
tive market for the labor power of
each. When the same condition arises
at the polls it is advantageous for
! it Injuries no other worker that follow
! ing the lines of least resistance, one
vote in his own interest, and, con-
lversely, the greater the number of
workers who do that intelligently the
better it will be for each and for all.
TO state it another way, rs per
cent. organization of the workers, or
even 100 per cent, would leave labor
power and its crystalized products
! still selling at a wage or its equiva-
| lent, below the value of the product
and in competition with that of ma
chimes not owned by the workers, and
certainly would not give each his
product. But the attainment of rs
per cent. organization into a close po-
litical union, such as the Socialist
party proposes, would accomplish
such a desirable end.
Let us all campaign for that.
Yours for the revolution,
BRUCE ROGERS.
The Northwest worker. [volume] (Everett, Wash.) 1915-1917, 1916-03-16
NEWS FROM LYMAN

Lyman had a lively school election.
Eliza Lamkin, Socialist, polled 10
votes Robert Roughten, SO; Henry
Sloan, / total 70 votes. Before the
Socialists took an interest in the
school elections of-this burg, the peo
pie did not know they were alive, oft
en- not enough of the sleepy heads
would get out to comprise a legal
election board. So you see we have
them awake enough to fight us. May
be sometime we will get them suffi
GENTLY aroused to their own interest
to fight capitalism. We mean to
keep trying, for we confess we were
once as easy as they We were high
ly amused when the new by 4 shed
which is being built on the already
overcrowded school yard, was ex-
planned to us as play shed for the
children. Well, comrades, you have
all seen chickens huddled under any
sort of shelter that offered in rainy
weather That's about the chance the
kiddies will have in this shed which
those in charge call play shed.
Well, it would take a more clever
system than any we have seen to
play any sort of game that could be
played by some three hundred kiddies
of all sizes and ages under it. Guess
they hurried to vote against Socialism
for fear we might try to enlarge it to
10 by 12-and right they are. Every
kiddie on this old earth will have a
chance to play and develop a healthy
mind and body under the cooperative
commonwealth.
Yours for an awakened working
class.
ELIZA LAMKIN.
The Northwest worker. [volume] (Everett, Wash.) 1915-1917, 1916-03-16
WORK FOR ALL BUT FATHER
BY Henry M. Tichenor, Rip-saw Poe

BY Henry M. Tichenor, Rip-Saw Poet
Everybody works but father
God, what a CHASTITY lay! Every
body works but father"-he wants too
much pay Mother and Ann and Mag
gle, and tiny Tim and Bill, work like
hell for a paltry wage in the sweat
shop and the mill Everybody works
but father"-he talks like a fool-he
asks enough in wages to send the kids
to school--he wants more for his
daily toll than we pay the wife and
brood-he says he ought to have
enough TO keep them all in food!
Everybody works but father - for
him we have no need-all We want of
father is to just keep up the breed
The mother and the babies, that's
all we require, the mother and the
babies-those are the ones we hire.
Just keep on breeding babies-thats
the bull moose hunch-just keep on
breeding babies, we can work the
whole damn bunch!
The Northwest worker. [volume] (Everett, Wash.) 1915-1917, 1916-03-16
A SPLENDID INSTITUTION

The Peoples College, Fort Scott,
Kansas, is organized not for profit.
This point should never be lost sight
Of All other schools which appeal
for working-class support are organ
lied for profit This means that they
exploit the worker in his need for
an education for the sake of making
a profit out of his necessity.
The prices of the courses in the
Peoples College are shaved to the
bone. They are made just as low as
is possible to leave a margin for OPP
Grafton. For example, our course in
Plain English, which covers all the
needs of common school education,
except arithmetic, including gram
mar, spelling, composition, letter-writ'
ing and penmanship, is sold for $3.50
on the basis of $3.50 monthly pay
ments. -----.-
The cost of these combined courses
through any other correspondence
school would be many times this
amount. This is only cited as an ex-
ample Of that which is true in regard
to all of the courses of the College.
The Northwest worker. [volume] (Everett, Wash.) 1915-1917, 1916-03-16
1T RANG TRUE
Prof E. c. Cox Gives Delightful Talk
on Modern Literature

The Down and Outs in Modern
Literature" was the topic discussed
by Prof. E. G. Cox, of the University
of Washington, lat the Forum last
regular University Extension Course
lectures being given each Sunday eve
ming under auspices of the Social Sci
ence Study Club, at 1912 California
Street.
Professor Cox called attention to
the fact that while the literature of
ancient times and on down to the end
of the nineteenth century treated of
"the poor" their sufferings, their
claim upon the prosperous for pity
and charity, these unfortunates were
always referred to as individual cases
of misfortune, worthy in many cases
of kindly assistance, but not regarded
as members of an economic group
whose miseries were due to the sys-
tematic exploitation of one class by
another. Today the down and out"
in literature is treated in his class re-
lationship, as an inevitable product
of social forces which ineXorably turn
out millionaires on the one hand and
down and outs" on the other. The
modern doWn-and-out is a machine
product rather than a delinquent free
moral agent, the architect of his own
cases, successfully pit his strength
and wit against his economic environ
ment, against capitalist machine-pro-
duction, with all that this individual
struggle against social forces implies,
but the CLASS cannot do this, The
doWn-and-outs are now treated in lit.
erature as a CLASS problem, in re
lation to a definite economic system.
The professor read passages from
various poets, dramatists and novel
lists of the day illustrating the new
trend in modern literature.
When the time came for "ques-
lions, "a regular feature of Open
Forum evenings,-it became evident
that the audience was so thoroughly
satisfied with the treatment accord
ed the subject, there was no chance
for come back" But they wanted
to hear more from Prof Cox. They
just wouldn't go home. So the lee
turer kindly consented to take the
hearers by a most instructive talk on
the social and economic life of an
cient and modern Ireland-Celtic lore
and language being DR.. Cox's special
ty. Altogether, it was a most thor
oughly enjoyable evening
The Northwest worker. [volume] (Everett, Wash.) 1915-1917, 1916-03-16
DIDN'T MINCE MATTERS;
ALMOST CALLED WILSON
SHORT AND UGLY WORD
ALLEN BENSON SAYS PRESIDENT
is pECElVlNG PEOPLE

Speaking before the house naval
committee last Mondays Allen l.. Ben
son, Socialist candidate for president
of the United States, came very near
Roosevelting old Doc. Wilson, declar.
ing that when the president stated In
his Cleveland speech that this coun'
try should prepare for war at the
earliest possible moment, nobody
knowing what the next day might
bring forth, che knew that he was
saying what is untrue" Which
comes pretty close to certain short
and ugly word" made famous by Ted
dy the Turrible.
The fact of the matter Is that Com
rade Benson has the goods on the
Jersey politician, and would like
nothing better than to be called be-
fore congress to prove his statement.
Benson has it from authoritative
sources that President Wilson Is not
sincere in his preparedness cam
paign, and has admitted as much to
a close friend While preferring not
to mention his inGormant's name,
Benson says he'll tell congress all
about it If called to the stand And
there you are. Politics be politics,
even if the office seeker be an eX'
college president.
The Northwest worker. [volume] (Everett, Wash.) 1915-1917, 1916-03-16
THE BEST DEFENSE

In his last message to congress,
President Wilson says that the
strength of the nation does not come
from ornaments and mere safe
guards of written law" 1t comes, he
says,
From her people, their energy
their success in their undertake
ings, their free opportunity to use
the natural resources Of our great
home land"
That is good as far as it goes. 1t
follows that the first step necessary
to assure national safety is not to
provide ornaments. These will not
furnish such strength as comes from
free opportunity to use the natural
resources" Why not provide such
opportunity first?
Natural resources of the United
States are at present largely held by
monopolists who will neither use
them themselves, nor let others do
So The result is that the great mass
of the American people are living in
poverty They are not economically
] free. A job is considered boon to
be thankful for, instead Of a natural
right to be had as a matter of course.
That state of affairs is the greatest
national danger. Before getting ex-
cited over the state of the army and
navy, it would be better to remedy
our bad economic conditions.
Doc. Wilson prefers to help bolster
up the economic interests of the class
that will do little or none of the
| fighting in case of war, rather than
urge the initiation Of legislation look
ing to the emancipation of the masses
from wage-slayery and almost uni
versal poverty. The wage-workers
are getting what they voted for.
Their best defense" was a vote
cast for Socialism and peace; they
preferred to vote for Capitalism and
war They'll get both
The Northwest worker. [volume] (Everett, Wash.) 1915-1917, 1916-03-16
Kirkpatrick, Seattle, March &c, pm
CHANGED HIS MIND

While it may be true, as Benson
alleges, that President Wilson was in
sincere about his preparedness pro
gram at the beginning, it is by no
means to be taken for granted that
he is merely playing politics on this
point at the present time. Big Bust
ness wants the Allies to win in the
European war, and Wilson, as their
office boy, must see to it that such
steps are taken as will make such a
victory certain. If war is needed
then war must be provoked, if need
be, by their agent in the White House
And this is where the pacificists OF
the Benson-Spargo-Bryan school are
wrong. AS stated in this paper from
the beginning of the war in Europe,
the United States may become in
volved in the struggle at any time,
almost with a days notice. AS to
just how much preparedness" is
needed to meet such a contingency,
this is another question. Come what
may, we say, let the capitalists de-
fend capitalist-class property. Let
those who own New York defend New
York. Let those who own the United
States defend the United States.
Let those who vote for Capitalism
and War, fight for what they vote for.
WE'RE WILLING TO FIGHT FOR
WHAT WE VOTE FOR.
The Northwest worker. [volume] (Everett, Wash.) 1915-1917, 1916-03-16

One of our readers takes exception
to us helping distribute vegetable
seeds from the government. This is
news to us and we are wondering
what we shall do with the seeds. Any
how, we have promised to help dis
tribute this bunch so we guess we
must keep our word. If
any of you want seeds just drop us
a post card and help get them off our
hands
The Northwest worker. [volume] (Everett, Wash.) 1915-1917, 1916-03-16

Which reminds us of Prof George
D. Herron's classic "size-up' of Ted
iy the Weak. Here it is:
"Theodore Roosevelt leads a re-
cession in the life of the world. He
betokens the enfeeblement of man
kind, its lack of a living faith He
is the ominous star of the New Dark
Ages, wherein the faithless soul of
man will seek forgetfulness and eX'
citement in military murder and po-
litical bestiality. 1t is true that Mr..
Roosevelt has imposed upon the world
an impression of strength; but he is
essentially weakling, an anthro-
biological problem, a case for the
pathologist. His psychology is that
of the savage at one time. and Of the
hysteric at another Intellectually
he is an atavism. the recrudescence
of an antique type; he belongs with
the rulers of the Roman aegeneracy,
or with the lesser Oriental despots.
"And Mr.. Roosevelt is the last man
whose name should be spoken of in
connection with democracy. He does
not believe in democracy at all; nor
in freedom at all. He is no more of
a democrat than Genghis Kahn or
Louis XI. He likes liberty less than
Cromwell did; and Cromwell liked
liberty less, by far, than did Charles
l. Only these are big names to put
beside the name of man so morally
small, so ignorant of essential ex-
cellence, so ruthlessly inconsiderate
of his fellows"
The Northwest worker. [volume] (Everett, Wash.) 1915-1917, 1916-03-16
DAMPHOOL ADVICE
KEEP ON BEING A MOTHER"
This is Roosevelt's Advice to Parent
Of Seven Little Ones, Facing Hunger

Colonel Roosevelt replied to the
question asked by the mother of sew
en- children, whose father Is out of n
lob, and who are likely to grow
hungry before he gets another, by
telling her to keep on being "a moth
err"
Mrs. McHonneys letter, in part, is
as follows:
DO YOU advocate raising children
for county charges, the poor house
or what? | am mother of seven
children and feel that | have a right
to ask. Perhaps you have never had
the experience of raising seven chill
dren on $50 month and then sud
denly losing the position and have
your home threatened with fore
closure"
The Colonel replied:
We are, any of us, liable to run
into hard luck, but that does not by
any manner of means lessen our du'
ties to ourselves and to society
am sorry for Mrs. McHonney, who
seems to be having hard time
through no fault of her own, or OF
her husband. 1t seems to me that the
only answer to her question Is to tell
her to keep right on being a mother
the best, highest, most worthwhile
lob on earth. no matter what the TEN
porary conditions that surround it
may be.
The Northwest worker. [volume] (Everett, Wash.) 1915-1917, 1916-03-16

Have you ordered leaflets from the
state office yet? Every community
should have these leaflets distributed.
The state office will send 300 leaflets
of each kind ca for $1O0. Order at
once-Ieaflets are ready
The Northwest worker. [volume] (Everett, Wash.) 1915-1917, 1916-03-16
King County Reds to
Hold Mass Meeting

Socialists County will hold meeting SUN
DAY, MARCH AT LABOR TEMPLE for pur
deyng conducting houseohouse dis
trbution of literature during the and fall
Socialists all the
will their efforts The Social
of King County better anywhere
good with get
meeting campaign enthusiasm
a determination
KING COUNTY SOCIALISTS, THIS MEETING is YOU.
BE ON HAND