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Mexico Missouri message., 1916-02-10
BEGIN HOT WAITER
DRINKING IF YOU
DON'T FEEL RIGHT
saws glass Of hot water with
phosphate before breakfast
washes out poisone.

II you wake up with bad taste, bad
breath and tongue is coated; il your
head is dull or aching; If what you eat
sours and forms gas and acid in stom'
ach, or you are bilious, constipated,
nervous, sallow and can't get feeling
Just right, begin drinking phosphated
hot water. Drink before breakfast,
glass of real hot water with tea
spoonful of limestone phosphate in it.
This will flush the poisons and toxins
from stomach, liver, kidneys and bow
els and cleanse, sweeten and purify
the entire alimentary tract. Do your
inside bathing Immediately upon aris-
ing in the morning to wash out of the
system all the previous days poison
GUS waste, gases and sour bile before
putting more food into the stomach.
To feel like young folks feel; like
you felt before your blood, nerves and
muscles became loaded with body inn
purities, get from your druggist or
storekeeper quarter pound Of lime
stone phosphate which is inexpensive
and almost tasteless, except for
sourish tinge which is not unpleasant.
Just as soap and hot water act on
the skin, cleansing, sweetening and
freshening, so hot water and lime
stone phosphate act on the stomach,
liver, kidneys and bowels. Men and
women who are usually constipated,
bilious, headachy or have any stomach
disorder should begin this inside bath
ing before breakfast. They are as
sured they will become real cranks on
the subject shortly.--Adv.
Mexico Missouri message., 1916-02-10

SYNOPSIS.

Alan Wayne IS sent away from Red Hill,
Aiis home, by his uncle, j. Y, as a moral
failure. Glenn runs after him in q tangle
OF short skirts TO bid him good-by. Cap
tain Wayne tells Alan of the falling of the
Waynes. Glenn drinks Alan's health on his
birthday. Judge Healey buys a picture for
AliX Lansing. The Judge defends Alan in
his business with his employers. Alan and
AllX meet at sea, homeward bound, and
start a Irritation which becomes serious.
At home, Nance Sterling asks Alan to go
away from Alix. Allx is taken to task by
Gerry her husband, for her conduct with
Alan and dehes him. Gerry as he thinks.
aces Allx and Alan clipping, drops every
thing, and goes to Pernambuco. AliX
leaves Alan on the train.
Mexico Missouri message., 1916-02-10

an answering cry he hurled himself
into the water and swan as he had
never swum before.
The girl had farther to go across the
little bay. but she could beat Gerry
swimming and she did. Only she failed
TO use her head and, when she found
bottom, started to wade. Wading is
slow work in water waist high. Gerry
stuck to his long powerful stroke. AS
the girl reached the bank the strong
fingers of his right hand closed on her
bare ankle.
Mexico Missouri message., 1916-02-10

Gerry Lansing was sitting alone in
the shade of bush, his knees gath
cred in his arms and his head bowed
down. Great quivering signs that
were almost sobs were shaking his
strong body. In one terrific swirl
life had wrenched him from the moor
ings of generations, tossed him high
and dropped him, broken. Between
the moment when he had plunged
from the sandspit and the moment
when he and the girl had stood on the
river bank and laughed together TO see
the canoe, worked adrlft by the eddy,
swirl out into the river and away
cons had passed. In that laughing
moment he had stood primeyal man in
a prlmeval world. With the drops of
water from the river he had clicked
of the bonds 1t had taken centuries
to forge. And now his truant con-
science returned to stand dismayed.
The girl, dressed in homespun
cotton robe belted at the waist, came
back down a half-hidden path, shyly
at first and then with awe to see
him weeping. She tossed him a cot
ton jumper and trousers and then drew
back and waited for him in the path.
He rose slowly to his feet dressed and
followed the girl.
She led him along the path through
the brush and out into little valley
made up OF abandoned cane and rice
bottoms. In the center was slight
elevation, too low to be called hill,
and on it was an old plantation house,
white stucco once, now sadly weather.
streaked, its tiles green-black with the
moss Of years,
l RIO BE cUNrINuEDl
Mexico Missouri message., 1916-02-10
Both Sides of II.

81 think a girl is very foolish to
propose to poor man" said the leap
year maid.
YES" replied the grass widow, but
not any more foolish than the poor
man who accepts that kind of girl"
Mexico Missouri message., 1916-02-10

Use Murine after Exposure In Cold,
Cutting Winds and Dust. 1t Restores,
Refreshes and Promotes Eye Health.
Good for all Eyes that Need Care.
Murine Eye Remedy Co., Chicago.
Sends Eye Book on request.
Mexico Missouri message., 1916-02-10
Logic.

do you know what will happen il
the English miners refuse to go
DOWN."
mo, what?"
Goal will go up."-Le Rire (Paris).
Omaha daily bee., 1916-10-08
Indian Wife Uses
Knife On "Chicken'
Chasing Spouse

For nearly a dozen hours Mrs.
Eagle Bone, redskin OF the Omaha
reservation, watched her husband
Friday as he danced the ghost and
war dances of his forefathers at the
Fort Omaha celebration.
The reason she stared at Eagle
Bone was because she was debating
ways and means. The reason she
debated was because she was play
ing third base in one Of those "eter-
nal triangle" things.
AT ll.4s o'clock Friday night she
made up her mind. She picked up a
l. .tcher knife and hewed her war
rior down as though he was but a
blade OF grass and she moving
machine. When police surgeons
came she uttered her first words OF
the day, 49,,
~ show um! Him chicken chaser
+ show uni" Afterwards she an
nou...d her intention OF moving
down one Dancing Doe, whom she
acc; sed of being an Anticipated flirt,
Miss Doe, however, had taken time
bv the forelock and was far from
camp. .
Police surgeons sewed up the
wounds of Mr.. Eagle Bone and he
lodged at the station all night. Mrs.
Eagle Bone was arrested tor cutting
with intent to kill.
Omaha daily bee., 1916-10-08
Mrs. J. W. Paddock,
Early Settler, Dies
At Rockyford, Colo,

Mrs. Joseph w. Paddock, wife OF
Major Paddock, one OF Omaha S
early settlers, died at the home OF
her son at ROCKFORD, Colo, on
Thursday, October 5, after a linger-
ing illness. Her ashes will be brought
to Omaha and inferred at Prospect
Hill cemetery, where short service
will be held at the grave on Monday
afternoon at 4 o'clock.
Mrs. Paddock was born at Canton.
N. Y, on December ~, 1886. and was
married there on September 2, 1883,
Two years later she came west with
her husband, crossing the plains to
Denver in 1860, but returning to
Omaha in that same year and here
building up a home and a circle OF
friends, The Paddocks first lived at
the old Herndon house, afterwards
in a brick house on what 10 now
Sherman avenue, and then on the
Paddock farm west OF town. Mrs,
Paddock is especially we'll remem-
bered here for her clear mental vi
sion and deep interest in politics and
historical affairs.
She is survived by her sister. the
widow Of the late Senator A. S. Pad
dock; by one son, Ben Paddock, with
whom she made her home at Rocky
f,rd; one daughter, Mrs. w. L. An
nin.who lives in New York; three
arandsons, one granddaughter, and
tyo great-grandchildren.
Omaha daily bee., 1916-10-08

Latter Day Saints OF the reogsn-
lied order will hold triple celebra-
ton today in their church, Twenty.
fourth and Ohio streets. They will
celebrate their golden jubilee" an.
nual rally day and the dedication OF
their church building.
The young president OF the church,
Dr.. Frederick NJ. Smith OF Indepcnd-
ence, Mo-, and his wife will be the
honored guests of the local branch
on this occasion, DR.. Smith deliver
ing both morning and evening adj
dresses to the congregation. Mrs.
Smith is the presiding officer Of the
Central Woman's auxiliary OF the
church.
The Reorganized Latter Day Saints
are strictly anti-polygamius, contend
ing that their faith as originally Sc,
;orth by Joseph Smith, grandfather
Of DR.. Frederick NJ. Smith, is une.
luivocally opposed to the principle
which Brigham Young and his asso.
:iates introduced.
Omaha daily bee., 1916-10-08

ness OF the camp will be transacted,
followed by comforting the protection
degree.
Brotherhood OF American Yeomen.
Omaha homestead No. l40+ will
give its next dance OF the. fall and
winter series in its hall in Labor tenn
pie on Wednesday evening. All Yeo-
men and their friends are invited.
The fourth Wednesday evening OF
the month will be turned over to the
children's festival, an annual enter
tainment given by the homestead to
its members and their friends.
Knights of Pythias.
Nebraska lodge No. ! will hold its
regular weekly meeting Monday eve
ming at Myrtle hall, Fifteenth and
Douglas. There will be work in the
first rank. Following the work light
luncheon will be served. All knights
are urged to be present.
On October 2 Nebraska lodge No. |
conducted the funeral OF Charles J.
Wommer, knight from New Madrid,
N. NJ, who died shortly after coming
to Omaha to make his home. Inter
ment was in West Lawn cemetery.
Grand Chancellor Ben Anderson is
ON trip over the state visiting the
different lodges in his domain. He ex-
poets to be gone about month. He
is laying plans for a big meeting in
Omaha some time in November, at
which time work will be put on by
the Fremont lodge. More definite an
nouncement will be made later.
Fraternal Aid Union.
Mondamin lodge No. III, Fraternal
Aid union, will hold an open meeting
October IS at its hall, Nineteenth and
Farnam Streets
Knights of Security.
Omaska council No. 22o5, Knights
and Ladies OF Security, will hold an
open meeting Monday. A dance will
be given at the Swedish auditorium.
Mondamin lodge No, III, Fraternal
Aid union, will have an open meeting
Friday at Labor temple.
Omaha daily bee., 1916-10-08
Built for 1917 Shows
Year. Round Types

There are three types for all seasons-the types
which have vast popularity.
One is the Springfield Type Sedan A 7.passenger
closed car, equipped like Limousine But the plate
glass sides disappear in moment and you have an
open Touring Car.
Another All.Weather car Is the Mitchell Cabriolet
This Is a Coupe which In moment changes to a
Roadster. Another Is the Mitchell Demountable Top
which goes on our Touring Car.
Our masterpiece models are the Limousine and
Coupe. Each is study in motor car luxury
Omaha daily bee., 1916-10-08
LODGE ROOM NEWS
OF GREATER OMAHA
Members of Welcome Grove
No. "a, Woodmen Circle,
Plan Bowling League.
WILL STAGE JOURNEYS

Welcome grove No. 81 has organ
lied bowling team among its mem
bers and a number of tournaments
have been scheduled to take place in
the near future. The contests will be
held in Druid camp hall in the after
noon.
The social entertainment provided
by Welcome grove for its members in,
cludes dancing club, which will meet
once week during the winter months
Woodmen Circle.
Welcome grove No. 81 will elect a
new captain at its next regular meet.
ing.
Welcome grove will be entertained
by Druid camp on the evening o
October lo at Druid camps home
Twenty-fourth and Ames avenue.
Woodmen of the World.
w. A. Fraser camp will meet Tues.
day evening at Muller hall, Seven.
. teenth and Vinton streets, for work.
An open meeting is scheduled fol
Tuesday evening at Lyck's hall by
Thomas camp No. 523. 1t will be q
booster meeting and prominent
Woodlnen will be present to addres:
the gathering.
A rare treat is promised the mem
bers of Druid camp No, "a and theil
friends Monday evening, when al
open athletic meeting will be held a.
Druid hail, Twenty-fourth and Anne:
avenue. Special contests arc sched
uled, which include wrestling, boxing
racing and jumping.
Kosciuszko camp No. 552 ha.
reached membership of more than
a hundred and the event will be
duly celebrated at its regular meeting
today at 2 p. m. at Woodmen of the
World hall, Twenty-seventh and L
streets.
Paderewski camp No. 522 will hold
regular session today noon at Wood
men of the World hall, Twenty.
seventh and L streets, South Side.
Sobieski camp No. IS meets today
at 2 o'clock in Woodmen Of the World
hall, Twenty-ninth and Walnut
streets. The regular monthly bust
Omaha daily bee., 1916-10-08
King Ak Gets Mysterious
Minjon at Last Minute

Two men joined Ak-Sar-Ben Fri
day night at the door of the den, af-
ter they got there with their dress
suit. on ready for the coronation ball,
They had neglected to send in their
membership up to that time.
The latter Of these two paid his
$40, got his ticket, and in the rush
and crush passed through the door
without even recording his name. So
Samson does not know today who is
the last man to come into the folds
of membership. His name is not on
Omaha daily bee., 1916-10-08
Mrs. Munchhoff Dies
Suddenly at Her Home

Mrs. Anna Margaret Munchhoff, a
resident of Omaha for twenty-five
years, died suddenly at her home, 1854
Harney street, at 1920 o'clock Sat
urday morning. She was 6S years
old.
Although Mrs. Munchhoff had been
in failing health for some time, her
sudden death came as a great shock
to her family and friends.
She is survived by daughter, Miss
Mary Munchhoff, and three sons, Her.
man, Joe and George.
Funeral services will probably be
held Tuesday afternoon.
Omaha daily bee., 1916-10-08
Jail Inmates Tango to
Temptinq Tunes OF Band

Corridors Of the courthouse re-
sounded with syncopated melodies
prisoners in the county jail were made
iovful for an hour and employees
sneaked off into hidden corners and
Omaha daily bee., 1916-10-08

tripped a series of one steps when
the Zouave band OF Ewing, Neb.,
serenaded the staid officials of Doug
las county Saturday morning. After
a concert in the main rotunda the
Omaha daily bee., 1916-10-08

Zouaves were escorted to the top floor
of the court house by Deputy Sher-
if Hogan, where they dispensed har-
mony for the benefit Of offenders con-
fined awaiting trial.
Omaha daily bee., 1916-10-08

the records of the Knights for 1915.
There are 2,S4S members this year,
the largest membership the organiza-
ton has ever enjoyed.
Omaha daily bee., 1916-10-08
2O% Extra Value in All

models-open and closed-you will
find 20 per cent extra value at least.
Even our open cars have 26 features
which other cars omit.
You will find strength and quail.
ties such as never before appeared
in a Car at this price.
Those extras are due to John W.
Bate. They are paid for by factory
savings. When you know what they
are, and see what they mean, you will
not buy a Car without them.
Come and see this unusual exhibit.
MITCHELL MOTORS COMPANY, Inc
Racine, Wis, u. S. A.
Omaha daily bee., 1916-10-08
First, a World Search

His first step was to learn all that tn
He had experts examine 257 models
all the latest creations of master.
designers, both In Europe and
America.
Every new idea was noted. Every
touch which added beauty, luxury or
comfort. And all were combined In
these new Mitchellmodels. Then our
designers added what they could.
In these Mitchell luxury models
you will find dozens of attractions
which no other one car has. You will
find quite number which no other
car yet embodies.
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1916-12-02

know that it is absolutely impossible
for any two normal human beings TO
agree all the time, SO they should fuss
and make up and forget it.
a girl hasn't any business wearing
yellow stockings with a green dress, un.
less she wants TO remind the men OF 4
chicken salad
They may talk about Mans Inhuman-
ity TO Man But we would hate TO be a
woman and be tried before a jury OF
that sex.
Always try TO remember that thing
won't come your way until YOU have
started them in th9t direction
\ normal woman wants To be admired
by all men and loved hy one
The woman who has a husband who
looks like , cents worth OF nothing
always hates to see him go down town
in the morning, because she knows tina,
the world is filled with Schcmnp
Blondes and Gay Chorus Girls who are
trying 10 snare him away from her
The old fashioned girl who used Ia
blush at everything she didn't under
stand now ha, a daughter who is study
ing Sex knowledge as a part ot her
school course.
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1916-12-02

We have too many VI. D'S in the
club and no patients, SO We have de-
cdcd to assign the Docs to thcr work
Dr. Henry HIT OF New York CITY will
manage the ball team DR.. James Owen
IIowclls of Bridgeport. Ohio, will lead
thc club quartet DR.. O. Paul Hump.
stone OF New York City will assist the
masonS who are building the founda
tlon tor our new annex DR. Henry b.
Luhn will be the clubs pilot in the
next balloon race Hc lives at Spo
kane Wash DR. Theodore Kcnscl'
Oates OF Martin,burg ". Va, will
take charge of our feed store DR.
Moses kakcls Of New York City will
look after our poultry yard.
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1916-12-02

Jack, who was a sailor had one day
been painting some railngs, and had
put under il, "Whct Payntc"
A friend OF his coming along, and
knowing that Jack was by no means a
good scholar, thought to take the rise
out Of him and said:
"lou don't spell 1t that way, Jack
But Jack answered him thus: "Wcll.
,hute. don't | know il, only you SEQ.
II spclt it right nobody would notice
IT,"
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1916-12-02

Mike Cash claims that the oldest Joke
is the one about the two green Irish
men who got a job from an ice dealer
and were given a crosscut saw and told
to 60 out on the lake and cut some ice
The dealer waited ior a half hour. and
saw that the two lrl,hmcn were argu-
ing instead OF cutting ice He went ou'
ON the lake and asked what the matter
was. "Will," replied Pat. ivan Of rs
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1916-12-02
Gidhanl

y sec that the Gar of Russia has
prohibited the sale OF pocket handkcr
chiefs that have hi, picture printed on
them said the Old Eogy "Whlts
the matter with him, | wonderi'
Maybe he was getting too manv
blows in the face" replied the Crouch
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1916-12-02
OLDSTORIES
IN NEWTYPE
Twenty Years Ago.
JrOm ne TINES FILES

IWVHTY TVdTS HKU.
Invitations have been issued for tho
second annual ball OF Company {, First
regiment. o. n. c., ON December H..
This will be the great society event Il
the winter and will be largely attended
by Oklahoma Ci,y's tour hundred.
Harry Pentacost was down from
Guthrie yesterday.
Captain Hammer visited in Norman
today
A. II Classcn OF Edmond was in tho
metropolis today
Reserved seats now at Wcstialrs for
"A Black Irilhy"
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1916-12-02
Campbell RYDER

William +. Campbell and Miss Clara
Ryder Of Icaycnworth, Kan, were mar
ricd at Kansas City this week.
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1916-12-02
on, |

Some men won large election bets and
others lost in proportion But what We
started TO say was that George r.
Even has store in Reading, Ohio.
and We don't know whether he bet much
or not
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1916-12-02
Health and Wnalih

when n man eats three times day.
lie must he we'll" said Old man Goff;
Aud, with prices us they are. IN say
That he must also be well on"
Ell Iav-Ell
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1916-12-02

has to get at the bottom end OF the
saw and we can't agree which wan It
Will be"
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1916-12-02

news dispatch state, that the Russian car has 100
residence, and employs 10000 servants And yet some
people with only house complain about the high cost
OF living.
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1916-12-02
'EUKEM:EUKH
His COLUMN
copyri6hf19i6
Hicks.
Another lllCk Ia
Henry llumman,
who talks about a
widow woman
Hicks
Huh
Copyri i0hfi9io

EVERY cloud has a silver lining,
said the Opumi,t
Maybe il has" growled the PeSsi-
mist. but I'm no aviator"
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1916-12-02

Perhaps female sergeant at arms will be needed in
.ongtc, nest session to bring powder cloths and such
things 10 Mis- Rankin newly elected representative
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1916-12-02
mother.
Another.
Another Hlck
Ia old man DarniN:
Who likes to talk
About his "lar-niN"
Eve Nance.
MOI

Hey, Luke Wouldn't the club like
to buy ice from Adam Crook, the Webb
City lMo) ice dcalcr2-J. X.
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Names Is Names


Pete Repeat lives at Oshkosh, ny
gosh
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1916-12-02

LINES WORTH REMEMBERING.
Incidence, languid it is, often masters
both passions and virtues.-LA kOOhhfoO-
CAULD.
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1916-12-02
Our Ioe Miller Contest.

You Can't Keep the Wolf From the
oor by Buckiug the Tiger.
The Harrison times., 1916-11-11
NOTICE OF COMMISSIONERS
SALE.

Notice is hereby given that /, Mar.
vim Hathcoat, as commissioner of the
Chancery Court within and for Boone
County, Arkansas, by virtue Of Judg.
ment and decree of the said Court,
rendered on the 5th day Of Septem-
ber, 1916, in a cause then pending
therein wherein Arch M. Crump, guar
dian of John Grey Crump, Helen
Crump and George III Crump, minors,
was plaintiff, and Adnie B. Trimble,
was defendant, will on the 18th day OF
November, 1916, between the hours Of
ten o'clock in the forenoon and three
o'clock in the afternoon at the south
front door Of the county court house
in the City of Harrison, Boone County,
Arkansas, offer for sale at public out.
cry to the highest bidder on a credit
of three months the following describ-
ed real estate in the City Of Harrison,
County Of Boone, and Safe of Arkan-
sas, to-wit;
The north two.thirds (2.3) of lots
one and three Il and 81, and lots
seven, nine and eleven &, and ~,
all in block five (5) in Fick's addition
to the said City Of Harrison, Arkansas.
Said sale will be made to satisfy a
judgment against the defendant, Ad-
ME B. Trimble in favor of Arch M.
Crump, guardian as aforesaid, for the
sum Of Two Thousand, Five Hundred
Fifty-two Dollars and Nine cents
($2,55209) with eight per cent interest
from the 5th day of September, 1916,
till paid, together with all the costs
of this suit.
The purchaser at said sale will be
required to give note with approved
security, bearing eight per cent inter.
est and lien will be retained on said
lands till the purchase price is paid in
full.
Given under my hand this Goth day
of October, 1916.
MARVIN HATHCOAT,
Commissioner in Chancery.
The Harrison times., 1916-11-11
Or. A. D. Finch.

DR.. A. D. Finch, aged 67 years, a
retired physician and surgeon, who
resided with his son, DR.. Carl Finch,
a mile and half south of Bellefonte,
died Tuesday evening of chronic trou.
bles from which he had been suffering
for some time.
DR.. Finch was a native of Tennes-
zee, having moved here with his son
in 1908 He had never engaged in
the practice of medicine here. Be-
sides his widow, he is survived by
one son.
lnterment will be made a. the
Holmes graveyard tomorrow. Deceas.
ed was highly respected citizen, He
had been member of the NJ. e.
church for forty years.
The Harrison times., 1916-11-11
NOTICE FOR PUBLICATION.

Department Of the Interior, United
States Land Office at Harrison. Ark
November 9rd, 1916.
Notice is hereby given that James
S. Swain, Of Usage, Ark, who, CIV
September II, 1913, made homestead
entry No. 01l4O0, for SW Ia SW IA.
Section 3, Sc IA NE Ia and f IL
Sc IA, Section 4, Township II North,
Range 20 West, Fifth Principal Meri-
dian, has filed notice of intention To
make three year proof, to establish
claim to the land above described, be-
fore the Register and Receiver United
States Land Office at Harrison, Ark,
on the 18th day Of December, 1916.
Claimant names as witnesses: j.
p. Smith, A. l.. Smith, Mack Smith
and Esco Hurst, all of Usage, Ark.
BRlCE B. HUDGINS, Register.