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Wausau pilot. [volume] (Wausau, Wis.) 1896-1940, 1916-02-29

Love that is too hot and strong,
Burneth soon to waste,
Still I would not have thee cold,
Nor too backward, nor too bold.
Love that lasteth till It's old,
Fadeth not in haste.
Everybody adores the saint-at
least they say they do. We couldn't
get along without the saints to Offset
the pranks of the sinners. Yet, many
a man says that taking a saint to wife
has its drawbacks as well as its pleas
upes. The poet knew what he was
talking about when he said, THE best
sweetheart of all is she who is not too
good for common food" He meant
that of the girl who could enter into
the life of everyday folks with its joys,
sorrows, ambitions and disappoint-
ments.
When a man marries he wants a
companiOn-a loving woman to sit
with him at the fireside, and to talk
over their mutual interests. Every
man wants pious helpmate, but if it
is the nature of particular man to be
full of fun, loving company rather
than quiet, he would have to have the
patience of a Socrates if the angelic
wife of his bosom insisted that he
should go to the Bible class Monday
evening, praper meeting Tuesday eve.
ming, Wednesday evening conference,
Thursday evening, Sunday school
teachers meeting, Friday evening to
church revival-and only let out on
Saturday evening because there is
nothing going on.
Even the best of women can carry
their fervor for good too far A hu.
man being feels uncomfortable and i'll
ferior in the presence of a saint. Ev.
cry woman should be just as good as
she can be, but she should take csre
not to parade ito work in quiet, IN
obtrusive ways to better the lives of
those about her. One does not have
to dress in sackcloth and ashes to be
great, good, noble and true. Many
homes entertain an angel unaweTes.
The world is full of wives who make
no outward show of the great good
they accomplish. They know that
their husbands are doing the best they
can. 1t is their duty to devote certain
portions of their time to him, as we'll
as to their home folks. The babies at
home need attention quite as much as
do the heather abroad Every man
will tell you that he has married one
of the best women in the world. No
woman can be too good. They are
happiest who strike a happy medium,
letting their words and deeds proclaim
them for what they are. Angels can
be divided into classes, but those
whom we love most are those who
bring sunshine into our homes, who
love us unselfishly, and whom we
adore and could not live without.
Patient wives are saints, the mothers
who save, work, denying themselves
for husband and children, are saints,
as are those who reform the fallen
and unfortunate.
Wausau pilot. [volume] (Wausau, Wis.) 1896-1940, 1916-02-29
Defense AGAINST zeppeIins.

An English military expert writes:
The question of how far aircraft can
be utilized for defense against Zeppe-
Inns appears to be still under consid-
Grafton. If they are to be used effec-
lively for the attack of the enemy air.
ship it is generally assumed that they
must operate outside the London area.
or between the capital and the coast.
1t would hardly d. to have them pass
ing through localities covered by gun
fire. There is also the difficulty of
descending at night to be met. Impor-
tant subsidiary questions which are
yet to be settled by consultation be-
tween the bodies concerned are the
control of lights and traffic, as well
as the alien problem. Perhaps OF more
personal interest to Londoners is the
question whether the greater danger is
incurred by being in the streets or in
the houses. Upon this point the
authorities might do well to publish
figures showing the number OF casual
ties in either circumstance"
Wausau pilot. [volume] (Wausau, Wis.) 1896-1940, 1916-02-29
u.yc ROSY CHEEKS
0I AND FEEL FRESH AS
A DAIsY-TRY THIS!
says 9ys.. 9.s3. before breakfast
washes out P0'S'n''

49,. the tfnge Of healthy doom pom
To see t zee to see your skin get
il yo-' and clearer, to wake up with n
clearer I headache, backache, CO.. coated ed
out - = nasty breath, in fact to
tongue u sss- day in and day out just
tss. yo.al your 5s5-i ing every morning for
o-s wee .-s.t.ast each day, drink a
Bsio.s -ssI hot water with a tea
gas ~ ~ limestone phosphate in 1t
sPoo------ -,s.s means Of washing from
IS ------. liver. kidneys and bowels
tie Sous days indigestible waste
he ,- and toxins; thus cleansing
sour ~. and purifying the entire
s15 -a-v canal before putting more
a.---7.-.-' -rz stomach. The action OF
.52- ----- and limestone phosphate on
DO. @~- stomach is wonderfully in
an - , :. cleans cut all the sour
T.='--. .--.--s. gases and acidity and
- me splendid appetite lot
~~-.ar pound Of limestone phos-
d nil r-s- very little at your drug
i---- genera. store, but is sufficient
=.'- . ~ that Just as soap and
~--a- c-eaHses, sweetens and
~. .-.-t.rs the skin, so hot water and
-~-.--.e phosphate act on the blood
external organs. Those who are
- --- 70 constipation, bilious attacks,
5 -.t stomach. rheumatic twinges, also
has. has whose skin is sallow and com
I'm ,- rauiI, are assured that one
81 ~ NJ i.stIe-bathing will have them
f,.b looking and feeling better in ev-
s-- wav.-ALv.
Wausau pilot. [volume] (Wausau, Wis.) 1896-1940, 1916-02-29
'GASCARETS' FOR
LIVER, BOWELS
For sick headache, bad breath,
Sour Stomach and
constipation.
Get a Decent box now.

Get @ Decent box now.
No odds how bad your liver, stomach
or bowels, how much your head
aches how miserable and uncomfort-
able yoI are from constipation, indiges-
ton. bGiousness and sluggish bowels
YOU always get the desired results
with Cascarets.
Don't let your stomach, liver and
bowels make you miserable. Take
C2sCarats tonight; put an end to the
headache. biliousness, dizziness, nerv-
BUSINESS. sick. sour. gassy stomach,
bacaache and all other distress;
cleanse your inside organs of all the
bile, gases and constipated matter
which is producing the misery.
A Decent box means health. happi-
ne's and clear head for months.
No more days Of gloom and distress
if YOU will take a Cascaret now and
then. All stores sell Cascarets. Don't
forget the chjldren-their little in
sides need a cleansing. too. ADV.
Wausau pilot. [volume] (Wausau, Wis.) 1896-1940, 1916-02-29
SOLOMON ON ENGLISH BENCH
JUDGE SUGGESTED That Half-Starved
Scar Sc Allowed to Eat
Lame Pony.

Snowman named Viso Markinko-
WITCH. belonging to a band of Serbian
svpuies. was charged the other day
At West London with i'll treating 8
brown bear and pony.
Inspector Brockhouse said the pear
was tied by the nose and neck To a
van. and fell down when its cham
was undone. 1t was in neglected
.scpdition. and when offered some
p.eces of bread simply TOOK them
Itss pills" hoi.iag the food rayenous-
". The pony. wnict wss also TIED 10
the van. was lame. Both animals
were being dragged along.
The prisoner. through an interpret
ar declared he was iii. and If a doctor
would certify him wen he would be
willing TO 90 to prison for twenty
years.
a veterinary surgeon said the bear
wanted feeding up. but II was Cruelty
% allow the pony to live.
Then it would De better II the oeaz
Wausau pilot. [volume] (Wausau, Wis.) 1896-1940, 1916-02-29
TAKE A GLASS OF SALTS
WHEN BLADDER BOTHERS
harmless 70 Flush Kidneys and Neu.
"aIze Irritating Acids-Splendld
for the System.

A'c2ey and Bladder weakness result
.-'~ uric acid, says a noted authority.
'-e kidneys filter this acid from the
.,'N- and pass ! on to the bladder,
were 1t often remains to irritate and
.-''@Ie' causing a burning, scalding
SENSATION. or setting up an irritation
'-e neck Of the bladder, oblig.ng
sO- 20 seek relief two or three times
--''-s The night. The sufferer is in
lo-S'a2t dread. the water passes
,'--eS with 4 scalding sensation
a. Is very Qrofuse; again, there is
---.l--,y .- avoiding it.
q. -..7~l-T Weakness, most folks call
.' because they can't control urina-
...-. "1-a It IS extremely annoying
49,. S-,-s,~eS very painful. this is
~ .--.' ere n the most simple ailments
~, ..,e15 Get about four ounces
.'- salts from your pharmacist and
- .+--'spoontul in a glass of
.. -',' '--57a breakfast, continue this
= % az '--ee days. This will neu-
49, ,-- ACIDS il the urine so it no
NJ. Is 5 source Of irritation to the
$50. 80 ana urinary organs which then
-,. ->7--a.r asain.
s-s .-,S IS inexpensive, harmless.
as ----e from the acid of grapes
Az nice, combined with lithia,
So - -ss1 By thousands of folks who
Ar -- -.-5-, 10 urinary disorders caused
So. 49, ~.-- irritation. Jad Salts is
49, -57 Kidneys and causes no
- elects whatever.
c.. g.. '1 have a pleasant, enerves-
ss.ss--. I'D. 1,er drink. which quickly
e---0er trOuble.-Adv.
Wausau pilot. [volume] (Wausau, Wis.) 1896-1940, 1916-02-29
How IL Happened.

u understand. uncle. that there Is
a young colored man In this neighbor-
hood who is turning white?"
"Yassah. and 'bleeged to 20 for de
terrygation. sab He's muh son. Hun
key, and he's not ony turnin' white
but he's done plumb turned Cuhnel
Tolliver got q mess o. bull snakes and
put EN- in his chicken house to keep
de rats away. When Hunkey put his
hand on one o. dem serpints IN de
night and two mo clumb up his pants
leg an anudder pulled round his neck.
he shouted Ike an evangelist and
turned white den an dar!"-Kansas
City Star.
Wausau pilot. [volume] (Wausau, Wis.) 1896-1940, 1916-02-29
FOUND THE SOURCE OF GUM
o..,,ysry Probably Pleased Small
Elsie Considerably More Than 1t
Did Her Mother.

c.v.ralro,I Elsie leased her mother
-,-a-trrtng.v Tor a chew of gum be-
r-s they went into the theater, but
err,s.a.ng that it was impolite to
lrsu in public her mother refused to
give # 10 her.
LITTLE Elsie did not forget the gum'
t-r.rar for when the show was over
she said:
Mamma. where does gum come
from
From a tree. Elsie" replied her
mother
-Waat kind of a tree, mammal"
.Whr. % spruce tree, my dear"
.WsI. the seat l sat in must have
f,a1 made Of a spruce tree, cause l
dug q nice big chew of gum off the
bottom Of Judge.
Wausau pilot. [volume] (Wausau, Wis.) 1896-1940, 1916-02-29
Mt The Soldiers Eault.

A certain army officer took in to din
aer al Washington party a young
-a-' Who had just returned from Eng
land
The young soldiers" She said, ARE
having /, All their own way with the
slS over there now. Too much their
own waE, in fact. know of q young
lieutenant in the Blues who is said tn
DE- engaged to seven girls simultane-
c-sly."
.va. WE'LL said the officer. with
-s97sca''ry smile-"oh well, Cupid. of
course Is using a machine gun these
GAYS. Washington Star.
Wausau pilot. [volume] (Wausau, Wis.) 1896-1940, 1916-02-29
! is that when certain thing is done
certain results follow.-NeW York
Commercial.
Professional Pot Boiling.

When a historian or biologist
spends part Of his time in coaching
or extension lectnring in order that
the rest Of it may be devoted TO his
researches, these subsidiary functions
must obviously be classified under the
heading of potboiling-
He teaches in order that be may
have time and money for study.
The educational enthusiast, on the
other hand. studies that he may teach;
he regards teaching as the one thing
in the world which it is privilege to
be allowed to do. and therefore re-
ioices IL he is permitted to give his
didactic impulses full play without
having TO divert any Of his energies
into some less fascinating pursuit
Wausau pilot. [volume] (Wausau, Wis.) 1896-1940, 1916-02-29
Saturn Chanalna Color.

Recent observations of Saturn at
the Lowell observatory show a re-
markable change in the color and
brightness of the planet itself, which
is now Of a pinkish brown tint and
strikingly darker than its rings. Com
PARSONS of the stellar magnitude of
the planet with Capella, Procyon and
Mars, also show that its brightness
is less than had been predicted.
Wausau pilot. [volume] (Wausau, Wis.) 1896-1940, 1916-02-29
CoWardIv SubterfVoe,

Your parrot uses some of the worst
language ! ever listened to-"
Yes. l had a quarrel with man
and there are few things I think
ought to be said to him. When the
parrot learns little more I'm going
to send the bird around to him as an
anonymous gift"
Wausau pilot. [volume] (Wausau, Wis.) 1896-1940, 1916-02-29
The Modern Gentleman.

With the decay Of the ceremonial
element in life, the gentleman has
lost some OF his prestige, / had nearly
said some OF his importance; and yet
rs part is the more difficult to play.
Il is hard to preserve the figures Of a
dance when so many Of our partners
dance at random. Il is easy to be a
gentleman in a very stiff society,
where much OF or action is pre-
scribed; it Is hard, indeed. in a very
free socLs-y. where las It seems) al
zcst az fss-d or act must come By
Wausau pilot. [volume] (Wausau, Wis.) 1896-1940, 1916-02-29

ate the pony" the Judge said. for the
bear would then be fed and the pony
would be out of its misery, l under
stand that these wild and carnivorous
animals have to be kept half starved
or they become dangerous?"
That is So" said the witness. but
not so much as in this case"
a remand was granted, not to en-
able the bear 10 eat the pony. but to
allow the prisoner to engage an attor-
ney.-London Chronicle.
Wausau pilot. [volume] (Wausau, Wis.) 1896-1940, 1916-02-29

impossible, young
folks in the coun-
try towns are won
dering how they
are going to make
the winter a mer-
~ one. Young
folks will not stay
at home during
the long. dull win
ter evenings, and
why should they?
They pass along
youths roadway
but once. Every
day s hould be
filled with pleas
ure. No m a [ t @ r
how S m all the
com m unity in
Wausau pilot. [volume] (Wausau, Wis.) 1896-1940, 1916-02-29
PUTTING Him Wise.

Grump-What are you writing?
Mrs. Grump-Copy of an advertise
ment for trained nurse.
Grump-What the reuce do you
want with a trained nurse?
Mrs. Grump-To help nurse your
crouch.
Wausau pilot. [volume] (Wausau, Wis.) 1896-1940, 1916-02-29

Since we parted yester eve
I do love thee, Love, believe.
Twelve times dearer twelve hours longer,
One sun surer-thus much more
Than I loved thee, Love, before.
Where is the lad who does not want
all of the heart, when he asks a lassie
to be his wife? He forgets that there
is no heart that is not tenanted by
many. The young woman must re-
serve a portion of her heart for ia
Their and mother, sisters, brothers,
uncles, aunts and cousins.
He should be thankful to receive a
corner of his sweetheart's heart at the
outset. One by one the love ties snap
asunder. She turns to her husband
transferring the major portion of the
love that has been thrust back upon
her heart. The time comes when she
has no one else to look to but him.
Then he has her whole heart, unless
she has children, each one of whom
has it's niche.
This same holds good with the hus-
band. Girls make their boast that they
will not marry unless they are sure
they have mans whole heart. They
miss many a good man whose par
ents are leaning upon him for love and
consolation in their old age. The
young woman should be willing to
share her love with them while the
old folks live. The bachelor heart has
stored away in it's depths scores Of
loves, old as well as up-to-date loves.
He is doing very well to have even a
small corner untenanted which he
can devote to a wife.
Everyone knows that the widower is
not expected to be able to give any
more than that, no matter how taken
up he win be with another woman who
enters his life. Taken all in all, we
find they promise rashly who take
upon themselves the vow to give their
whole undivided heart to another.
Wausau pilot. [volume] (Wausau, Wis.) 1896-1940, 1916-02-29

fashion l saw fit. Also, l carried the
dirk in a sheath at my hipF sailor
fashion, and maintained toward Thorn
as Mugridge a constant attitude which
was composed of equal parts of doni-
neering, insult and contempt.
Wausau pilot. [volume] (Wausau, Wis.) 1896-1940, 1916-02-29

inspiration. The rehearsed piece is
at an end. we az now foundering
through an impromp, charade.-Rob
ert Louis Stevenson.
Wausau pilot. [volume] (Wausau, Wis.) 1896-1940, 1916-02-29
LalrAMa1aElbeys
: IVN)N =
fl[ApU)pI(S
JOLLY BARN DANCE.

He seems in the midst of the crowd
The gayest of all;
His laughter rings CHEEKY and loud
In banquet and ball.
While the snow is piling high out
side bIOcLriu1 tho roads MAKING travel
Wausau pilot. [volume] (Wausau, Wis.) 1896-1940, 1916-02-29
He Knew

IF the sun were made Of solid coal
it would burn out in less than 5000
years." said the teacher.
Well. suppose it did," said the
young son Of the village coal mer.
chant; Il guess l know where there's
plenty more"
Wausau pilot. [volume] (Wausau, Wis.) 1896-1940, 1916-02-29

For teaching q colored boy to clima
q tree, nothing beats bulldog.
Wausau pilot. [volume] (Wausau, Wis.) 1896-1940, 1916-02-29

Next to the elephant, the white rhi-
noceros of Africa is the largest ami
NAL known.
Wausau pilot. [volume] (Wausau, Wis.) 1896-1940, 1916-02-29
Daily Thought.

We insensibly initiate what We h.
bitually admire.-ChesteTfeld.
Wausau pilot. [volume] (Wausau, Wis.) 1896-1940, 1916-02-29

". '-' iowl went dry?"
t. -. SIT and if you'll believe me-,
W.! next week We had a food"
Wausau pilot. [volume] (Wausau, Wis.) 1896-1940, 1916-02-29

An electric process for drying lum-
her in piles of Embarked logs has been
perfected in France.
Wausau pilot. [volume] (Wausau, Wis.) 1896-1940, 1916-02-29
italy comparatlvelx Small.

The area of Italy is 10000 square
miles, Will" the area of California Is
$4,000 square miles.
Wausau pilot. [volume] (Wausau, Wis.) 1896-1940, 1916-02-29
The Reason.

why do they call a baseball the
sphere?"
Well isn't it the whirled?"
Wausau pilot. [volume] (Wausau, Wis.) 1896-1940, 1916-02-29

To Prevent The Grip
Colds cause Grip-Laxative Bromo Quinine re-
moves the cause. There is only one "Bromo
Quinine." K. w. GROVES signature box. 25c.
Wausau pilot. [volume] (Wausau, Wis.) 1896-1940, 1916-02-29
WOMEN WHO ARE TOO GOOD.

Love that is too hot and strong,
Burneth soon to waste,
Still I would not have thee cold,
Nor too backward, nor too bold.
Love that lasteth till it's old,
Wausau pilot. [volume] (Wausau, Wis.) 1896-1940, 1916-02-29
CORNER OF THE HEART.

Since we parted yester eve
I do love thee. Love, believe,
Twelve times dearer, twelve hours longer,
One sun surer-thus much more
Than loved thee, Love, before
The Bridgeport evening farmer. [volume] (Bridgeport, Conn.) 1866-1917, 1916-03-24
AInuSenaents
POLI'S

Reminiscent of the ante-bel1urn
days in the SOUTH plantation Days
q big musical and comedy hit proves
an interesting feature OF the big pro-
gram at Poli's. A dozen dusky en-
teEtainers who can sing and dance
contribute a happy melange Of dane
inf and singing harmony that is a real
delight. The comedy finish with the
big ragtimel band proves a real riot
OF nnirth and at all performances yes
terday called for many encores-
Thada Bara, famed as THE vampire
woman" is starred in the feature
photoplay .'GoId and the Woman In
I'VE interesting reels, this film drama
tells a gripping story of how a wo-
mans lust for wealth wrecks a few
happy homes. It is one of the great
est of Thedae Bara's plays
WaIter Law, formerly of the Poll
players here and his own company,
are very good in the one-act comedy
His First Kick tt is an unusual
sAory OF domestic troubles that find
their solution In a nnirtln provoking
way.
Jtslia. curtis. a dainty comedienne.
who has a. wonderful voice of wide
tuwe to the program in a singing di-.
version that possesses novelty and
merit,
stanley and Gold, in ssbdtsyof vaude-
vil1e., pleased highly with a. classy
arrangement Of songs and dances, and
Hines. Wasf1burn and Geers. ina min
strel oddtty, found Immediate favor
with a. pleasing repertoire.
Bart1ett and L.aFavor, in an aero;
hattie novelty. completed the program
In = pleasing way.
The Bridgeport evening farmer. [volume] (Bridgeport, Conn.) 1866-1917, 1916-03-24
EMPIRE

Laugh followed laugh in quick sue
cession during the five part famous
Players Paramount masterpiece. The
Lost bridegroom which was shown
last night at Keeney's Empire thearte.
the home OF first run Paramount mas
terpieces.
Jack Barrymore the star Of the piece
was at his best and his funny antics
k--3t the entire audience laughing
This comedy thriller was written by
Willard Mack and produced by one of
the screens foremost directors, James
Kirkland. Thrill Follows thrill and
laughs keep continually coming as this
is without a doubt one the finest
comedy subjects ever produced by the
Famous Players Company.
Barrymore is well supported by such
well known Famous Players stock
company members as katherine Har-
ris, Jack Dillon, Ida Welding. Tam
many Young. June Dale, Hardie Kirk.
land and Edward Sturgis.
The production was mounted on an
elaborate scale and the photography,
direction and acting tawr- all in all
truly elevates this production to the
highest niche among comedy master
pieces.
This production will be featured
again this evening and tomorrow.
The Bridgeport evening farmer. [volume] (Bridgeport, Conn.) 1866-1917, 1916-03-24

izations may be named her engage
ments with the following: Boston
Handel & Haydn, New York Arion,
New York Liederkranz, New York
Chautauque, Pittsburgh Male Chorus,
Springfield Orpheus and worcester
Oratorio societies.
Miss Kaiser only recently completed
successful western and southern tours
and will appear in Boston with the
Handel & Haydn society subsequent
to her Bridgeport engagement. Her
tours are followed by the most fat
tering press criticism and everywhere
she is received with marks of appro-
baton. During her recent western
tour, a prominent Missouri music
critic said: IAN audience OF more
than 1900 last night gave Marie Kali
ser an ovation that has not been
equalled this winter. Miss Kaiser has
a lyric soprano voice that is melting
in it's sweetness a,-d with her charm
ing personality she had won her audi
ence the moment she stepped upon the
stage The Pittsburgh Dispatch de-
c1ared Miss Kaiser, who made her in
itial bow in Pittsburgh, won immedi-
ate favor. AS the freshness of youth
is in her aspect, so it is in her tones.
Here voice is a pure, clear, supple,
shimmering, suave soprano, all youth
full tinnbres and bright Iustres. Fin
esse is her trade and the quality OF
her voice exacts and shines it,
Bridgeport will have an opportunity
to hear this brilliant artist when the
Oratorio society sings 1.-The Song of
at it's coming spring con-
cert a week from next Monday.