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Carrizozo outlook. [volume] (Carrizozo, N.M.) 1910-1945, 1916-02-18

you ought to propose to my sister,"
simperod the young lady. she is a
splendid cook, while | have nothing to
recommend me save what you are
pleased to call my good looks"
Il want TO marry you" maintained
the young man. "Stiil, l realize that a
good cook Is a great boon. Maybe your
sister would come and cook for u.s."
he continued hopefully.
Carrizozo outlook. [volume] (Carrizozo, N.M.) 1910-1945, 1916-02-18
Test Of Tnmner.

81 try to look with tolerance on the
foibles OF my fellow man." remarked
the altrulst.
That isn't always easy to do"
you are quite right. Although |
school myself to patience. whenever
hear OF a Joy rider breaking his neck.
| have to grit my teeth to keep from
saying. II served him right"
Carrizozo outlook. [volume] (Carrizozo, N.M.) 1910-1945, 1916-02-18

Tomorrow will be the first Sunday
Of the year, and | propose to com
mence the new year by going 10
church." announced Mr.. Gibbs. 'rever-
emily.
You'd better take me with you"
calmly reioined Mrs. Gibbs.
what for?"
You many need somebody to lden-
tify you."-Judge.
Carrizozo outlook. [volume] (Carrizozo, N.M.) 1910-1945, 1916-02-18
He Was a

II understand that you are engaged
TO Miss Gotrox," said belong. q can't
understand why you want to marry
her"
MY dear boy replied his friend
Short. Il have a million OF reasons
for doing so, and each one OF them re.
sembles a dollar"
Carrizozo outlook. [volume] (Carrizozo, N.M.) 1910-1945, 1916-02-18
Sympathy.

Father.in.Law-So you are begin.
ming to find that married life has It's
troubles?
Daughter.in-Law-Well, yes. Jack
sometimes simply won't listen to rea.
son.
Father.in-Law-The young rascal
lie ought to be ashamed Of himself.
II isn't every married man that has
the chance.
Carrizozo outlook. [volume] (Carrizozo, N.M.) 1910-1945, 1916-02-18
RECIPE FoR CRAY HAIR.

To half pint OF water ada ! OF. BAY Rum, q
small box OF Barb Compound, aud \ on OF
glycerine- Apply 10 the hair twice n week
until II becomes the desired shade. Any drug
gist can put this up or you can mix II 81
home a. very little cost. IL will gradually
darken streaked, fnded gray hair. and re.
moves dandruh. II IL excellent for falling
hair and win make harsh hair soft aud glossy,
IL will not color the scalp, Is not sticky Oh
greasy, and does not rub oif.-Adv
Carrizozo outlook. [volume] (Carrizozo, N.M.) 1910-1945, 1916-02-18
Within Reason,

Mistress-Jane. didn't you hear the
door bell2
New Servant-Yes, mum.
Mistress-Then why don't you go to
the door?
New Servant-'Deed. mum. I amt
expectln' nobody TO call on me. II
must IN somebody 10 see yourself.
NUM-
Carrizozo outlook. [volume] (Carrizozo, N.M.) 1910-1945, 1916-02-18

Wifey-Honry, what Is the differ.
ence between direct taxation and lndi.
rect taxation?
Hubby-Why, the difference be-.
tween your asking me for money and
going through my trousers while I'm
asleep.
Carrizozo outlook. [volume] (Carrizozo, N.M.) 1910-1945, 1916-02-18
Due for a Lecture.

This smile on tho Mona Lisa ia
said TO be i%nscrutable. She seems to
be smiling inwardly. but nobody
knows the cause
Probably got something on her
husband that the old man doesn't
know about as yet"
Carrizozo outlook. [volume] (Carrizozo, N.M.) 1910-1945, 1916-02-18
Just as You Take II.

This enterprising reporter puts
things In a nice way. He speaks OF
a man who just got married as being
on the bright side OF fifty"
"Well?"
That ought TO suit men on both
sides"
Carrizozo outlook. [volume] (Carrizozo, N.M.) 1910-1945, 1916-02-18

Use Marine after Exposure IN Cold.
Refrcahcs nnd Promotes Eye Health.
Good for all Eyes that Need Care.
Murine Eye Remedy Co, Chicago,
Sends Eye Book on request.
Carrizozo outlook. [volume] (Carrizozo, N.M.) 1910-1945, 1916-02-18
Merely Ornamental.

Dad. this newspaper says that Con.
gresham Flubdub is an ornament to
the party"
"Well2"
What do they mean by that?"
Guess that's a polite way OF say.
ing he Is OF little se."LLoulsvllle
Courier journal.
Carrizozo outlook. [volume] (Carrizozo, N.M.) 1910-1945, 1916-02-18
No Excitement.

The Chambermaid--M My, but these
folks use cheap chinaware.
The Cook-Yes. II amt no pleasure
to break nothing hero.
Carrizozo outlook. [volume] (Carrizozo, N.M.) 1910-1945, 1916-02-18
Serves EN- RIaht.

When men begin to spout hot air,
They continue to grow holder.
Until their friends begin to swear.
And give them the cold shoulder.
Carrizozo outlook. [volume] (Carrizozo, N.M.) 1910-1945, 1916-02-18
Saving Ammunition.

When Cupid secs a withered dame
Whose Views are rather narrow.
lie goes In search OF other game
And doesn't waste an arrow.
Carrizozo outlook. [volume] (Carrizozo, N.M.) 1910-1945, 1916-02-18

Lawyers r 30 plentiful that but
few criminals get a chance TO plead
guilty.
Carrizozo outlook. [volume] (Carrizozo, N.M.) 1910-1945, 1916-02-18

"IIn's an IdenI cItIZenY'
What is AN ideal citizen?'
"One who doesn't stop shoyoling the
snow on his sidewalk two feet inside
his line, for fear Of going six inches
over"
Carrizozo outlook. [volume] (Carrizozo, N.M.) 1910-1945, 1916-02-18

Too many men who exceed the speed
limit In trying to get there do nothing
after they arrive.
Carrizozo outlook. [volume] (Carrizozo, N.M.) 1910-1945, 1916-02-18

Let's be kind to the beggars. We
may want to borrow money OF them
some day.
Carrizozo outlook. [volume] (Carrizozo, N.M.) 1910-1945, 1916-02-18

This life II fun Of ups and down,
As anyone tell you;
But fortune nearly always frowns
On stock promoters sell you.
Carrizozo outlook. [volume] (Carrizozo, N.M.) 1910-1945, 1916-02-18
PREPAREDNESS
To Eortlfy The system Against QrlI

oulNlNE should be taken. % ibis combination
d oulnine with other ingredients. destroys
germs acts as a Tonic and Laxative and thus
keeps the system In condition TO Withstand
Colds. Grip and influenza, There Il only one
bRoMo .oulNlkk," x W GROVES cir
aaturc on boz. $50.
Carrizozo outlook. [volume] (Carrizozo, N.M.) 1910-1945, 1916-02-18

Red Gross Bag Blue makes the laundreas
happy, makes clothes winter than snow.
All good grocers. Adv.
Carrizozo outlook. [volume] (Carrizozo, N.M.) 1910-1945, 1916-02-18

What force cannot do, ingenuity
may.
The Irish standard., 1916-04-01
N4.< 'hl44~tlQ
RAlsINs A VALUABLE FOOD
Their Value 10 Too Frequently Ignored
Some 1reakfasts That Are 4
Little Different.

Try combining for breakfast prunea
or raisins, cooked. drained and
mashed and slightly sweetened, with
an omelet, spreading cupful Of them
on them before folding over. Dried
apples which have been soaked and
we'll drained may be fried like fresh
apples and served with the bacon. A
pound of dates cooked with a pint OF
cornmeal, teaspoonful of salt, ia,
blespoonf. IL Of flour and pint Of cold
milk will vary the morning mush. A
cupful Of stoned, chopped dates is an
agreeable addition to apple sauce.
added when the apples are almost
cooked. Baked apples are delicious II
the centers are filled with stewed
prunes. If cooked prunes or dates are
chopped fine they may be added to
the breakfast mullins, thus giving va,
riety to an everyday dish. Many q
child who will not eat cereal in the
morning can be tempted to do so II
chopped dates or figs are allowed to
simmer few minutes and then mixed
with the cereal, or placed around it.
Don't leave your raisin jar on the
shelf, using it only occasionally, for
this most valuable dried fruit will
supply elements necessary to health at
minimum cost. When properly
baked in bread they are almost ideal
food for children.-Woman's World.
The Irish standard., 1916-04-01
RECRUIT CONVERTS

Mrs. Mary Elizabeth Lowe, Brook
line, Mass, who married Judge Mich
ael F. Sando, of Scranton, Pa, the
other day. Mrs. Sando is brilliant
and gifted woman, and by birth and
her previous marriage is connected
with distinguished and prominent fam
lilies in New England.
Wilbur w. Lang, of the Ayres Ho-
tel, Denver
Mrs. Edward Hardesty, nee Du
Rosha, recent bride, was received
at st. Leo's Church, Denver, recently.
Father Organ is now instructing her
brother, Fred DuRosha, and expects to
receive him into the Church soon.
The late Henry w. VICAR, we'll
known merchant of Los Ammas, Colo.
Miss Irene West, the movie actress.
Mr.. Lew Briggs, Memphis, Ten.
Cardinal Gibbons, on January 80,
confirmed in Holy Trinity Church,
Georgetown, D. c., forty adult con-
verts.
According to the Catholic Direc.
tory" of London, 1904 adult converts
were received in England last year.
Rev. John B. Hewitt, of Flint, Mich,
received Sc converts in 1914, nearly
all of whom were young men. Last
year the priest received 81 adult con-
verts, many of whom had formerly
supported The Menace.
The Irish standard., 1916-04-01
ENGLISH Plum Pudo1nq.

One pound suet. one quart rolled
cracker crumbs, one pint -four, one
pound currants, one and one-half
pounds raisins, one-half pound citron.
one cupful sugar, one-half cupful mo-.
lasses. Beat two eggs, pour little
cold water over them, one-fourth tea
spoonful cassia, one-half allspice, lit.
tie Glove, two nutmegs. Mix pretty
stiff with -four and steam six or seven
hours.
Sauce for It-One and one.half cup
fuls sugar, one tablespoonful butter,
one teaspoonful -four. Beat to foam
and pour in boiling water. Flavor to
taste.
The Irish standard., 1916-04-01

time Colonial pump again with its &C.
companying buckles. And these buck
les will be real buckles, not mere pre-
A, Smart Use Of Blocked BroadcIoth:
lenses, some of them measure as much
as two and one:half inches across.
They range from the conservative
leather covered buckle to the glitter
ing novelty in rhinestones or colored
semi-precious Jewels.
The high white shoes with white
stitching, heel and sole will be gen.
eral favorite for the simple afternoon
dress or the white Flannel or serge
suit. A pair of sport shoes should
be found in every wardrobe. and for
those who enjoy skating, pair of
skating shoes may also be included in
the spring outfit, for it is promised
that the indoor Kinks will remain open
we'll into the warm weather.
The Irish standard., 1916-04-01


hot add a pound Of hamburger steak;
Try brown, breaking the meat into bits.
Strain one can Of tomatoes into ket-
tie and pour the meat into it. Add q
Glove Of garlic, or three large onions
chopped, add one tablespoonful of salt,
. half teaspoonful of paprika and
tablespoonful Of vinegar. Cook one
and half hours, add pint of water
and a can Of kidney beans. Heat ten
minutes and serve hot with bread or
crackers.
Apple Bumosse.-Core and peel q
half dozen apples, steam them until
tender. Make custard of the yolks
Of three eggs, pint of milk and sugar
to taste. Whip the whites of the eggs,
add little lemon Juice and pour over
the apples. Then pour the cold yellow
custard over all and serve at once.
This is delicious dish II the custard
and apples are cold when served.
Cream Cheese soup.-Boil an onion
for fifteen minutes in pint of veal
stock, then strain 1t and return the
stock to the fire. Heat pint Of milk
TO- ecalding and thicken with two ta-
blespoonfuls of -four rubbed into two
tablespoonful of butter. Season with
salt, pepper and celery salt and add
the veal stock. Stir in slowly the beat
en- yolks Of two eggs and four table,
spoonfuls Of grated cheese.
cocoanut and Ginger Pudding
Crumble pound Of stale sponge cake
with half pound Of grated cocoanut.
Pour over this pint of boiling, sweet
ened milk; stir in four eggs beaten.
Butter pudding dish and arrange
pieces of preserved ginger around the
sides. Pour in the pudding and steam
for one and half Hours. Serve with
ginger strip for sauce. The strip
should be warmed before pouring over
the pudding.
The Irish standard., 1916-04-01
eirdIes, BreteIIes and Jumpers.

Let us suppose for instance, that
one has dark blue serge dress Of last
season. It may not be worn to any
great extent, but nevertheless it needs
something to make it look more up to
date. We may add deep skirt yoke
and high girdle, with perhaps a
bretelle over each shoulder, Of black
satin or MORE. Cuffs and collar, too,
The Sport and Jabot Blouse.
add greatly to the effect. When clev-
erly done, the frock has none of the
made-over appearance it would have
had some seasons back, but is de-
lightfully chic little costume in the
new deep waist effect, for shopping
and general daytime wear. Coatee-
peplums, quillings, bands and insets
Of contrasting material may work won
ders, too, with slightly worn frocks,
suits, and blouses. Should a hem be
slightly frayed or worn, whether 1t
be the lower edge of blouse or skirt,
one Of those stiff, quaint little quill
ings, or contrasting band may be
set on to cover it most attractively.
Around the bottom of a sleeve, which
has not just the most becoming curve
or finish, a double ruffle of picot edged
Georgette, banded through the middle
with a narrow black velvet ribbon may
be added, the ribbon being drawn as
tightly as desired and tied in perky
little bow. Deep cuffs of satin or
taffeta with a matching collar may be
attached to a blouse which has an
unbecoming or old-fashioned sleeve,
or an ugly neck finish. When these
deep cuffs are used the sleeve, If suf-
ficiently full, may be gathered into the
cuff, thereby lending another modish
touch, for much fitness is noticed in
the new sleeves.
Sleeves Offer Interesting Possibilities.
Long, short, and three-quarter-
length. sleeves will be worn this spring
and summer. There is. still a strong
tendency to the transparent effects
Of the fall and winter. That this should
be so for summer is quite logical. Net
is nearly as popular for sleeves and
bodices as chiffon and Georgette, and
it wears equally well. Many a pretty
taffeta or satin frock is Icing made
with net sleeves and upper bodice, and
many a last seasons taffeta or satin
dress is being remodeled in this way
Color Combinations.
Blue serge naturally takes to black
blue faille combines effectively with
black. many shades of gray, the green
ish, coppery tones, orange, terra-cotta
and similar shades. These dark com
binations, of course, are correct fol
the street; for the indoor dress OF
afternoon gown, one may allow the
color fancy a little freer rein. There
are some wonderfully vivid touches
of color brought in now and then IL
a sombre frock, quite Transforming it
AS a general rule, however, pale tone'
will predominant this season. Thi'
is owing to the present condition o
the dye market; naturally pastel col
ored fabrics require much less dy'
than deep shades. It is most timel.
that this should happen in the sum
mer season when we are all Of US In
The Irish standard., 1916-04-01
SMART FASHION FEATURES
WHICH MAKE FOR
ECONOMY
Fascinating Little Touches Used in Remodtfng
Last Seasons FroCk
Last Seasons Frock
POSSIBILITIES IN SLEEVES

clined toward white, pale pinks, blues,
mauves, and lavenders which are so
particularly fascinating this season.
BY fall, If the war is not at an end, per-
haps we shall all take to white, but
we will not anticipate anything so
extravagant unless we may take the
present vogue Of white shoes and
spats as forerunners.
A Word About Shoes.
While speaking of shoes, it might
be well to say a word or two about
the new pumps for the dainty, airy
frocks of the girl Of spring and sum-
mer, 1916. She will wear the old
The Irish standard., 1916-04-01
It miaht Be Tried.

Sonny, six, is very much averse t.
anything that is "sissified." One day
while watching me dress his younger
brother in a much befrilled little suit,
he suddenly blurted out: Mamma,
it's wonder you wouldn't put cor.
set on Archie"
The Irish standard., 1916-04-01
New York, March 81.

New York, March 81.
For those Of US who have, as it
were, stacks of passe frocks to be re-
modelled, this should prove banner
season. Fashion has been very leni-
ent with our little economies for sew
eral seasons past, but this spring,
whether it is the war, with it's con-
seQuent deprivations to many, which
has turned her in this direction, or
Just because she fancies evolving the
odd little conceptions and combina-
lions one sees on every side, certain it
Is that economy just now is being
made very easy and very fascinating.
The Irish standard., 1916-04-01

New ZeaIand's Great Glacier.
The Tasman, the greatest glacier In
New Zealand, has an average width Of
6,270 feet, though at its widest point
it is somewhat more than two miles
across. The Tasman is eighteen miles
in length.
The Irish standard., 1916-04-01

Small Successes Satisfy Many.
There are none so low but they have
their triumphs. Small successes suffice
for small souls.-Bovee.
The Irish standard., 1916-04-01

Two hundred and forty-six members
of the franciscan Province of the
Holy Cross in Westphalia are in the
army. Twelve Of the priests are field
chaplains.
The Irish standard., 1916-04-01

Daily Thought.
Promises may get friends, but 1t ID
performance that must nurse and keer
them.-Owen Feltham.
The Irish standard., 1916-04-01
TO AID THE BUSY HOUSEWIFE
Pad and Pencil viii 30 Found . Ger.
tain Proof Against Forget
fulness,

"Here is q system which I have
ased in my home for some time and
which my newly-wed friends always
copy eagerly. so l thought you might
be interested. I keep daily calendar
pad nailed to my kitchen cabinet and
e pencil attached to it suspended by q
string long enough to admit of free
play in writing. This serves as a re-
hinder Of household duties, of library
books due, of appointments and Of
daily expenses, in total, under head.
ings of meat groceries and Incl.
dentals.'
AT the end Of each day carry on
the total to the next day, and at the
end of the week I know my expenses
and I strive each week to economic
on my incidentals.' for there is where
the leakage in household enocomy oc.
ours. When I find l have been unduly
extravagant on meat I economize by
purchasing fish. Having figures be.
fore me, am able to do more toward
economizing in the right place than II
I guessed at the leakage.
Il always have small one.cent pad
near the calendar pad and a pencil on
a string attached to this. too. This
pad is indispensable. When l find my
sugar is running low I jot down
sugar When I find that the coffee
or flour are nearing the bottom of the
jar I write down the item. When
go shopping simply tear of the
sheet. I never forget anything and
never run short Of anything. How
many women can say that?"
The Irish standard., 1916-04-01

Corn soup.-scald five cupfuls OF
milk with stalk of celery and an
onion cut in halves. Remove the
onion and celery after 20 minutes and
add one and half cupfuls of corn
pulp. Melt one-fourth of a cupful of
butter and when bubbling hot add the
same amount of flour, half teaspoon.
full of pepper and teaspoonful and
a half of salt; add two cupfuls of well.
seasoned chicken stock and stir until
boiling hot, then add the milk. Serve
in soup plates with a few kernels Of
freshly-popped corn on each.
Chopped ham with bread and sea,
sonings makes delicious stuf1lng fol-
onions. Parboil the onions, remove
the center, chop them and mix with
the ham and seasonings. then pour
around the onions, chicken stock OF
butter and water or cream and bake
until thoroughly tender.
The Irish standard., 1916-04-01
Ones Secret Thoughts.

Ones Secret Thoughts.
Our secret thoughts are rarely
heard except in secret. No man knows
what conscience is until he under.
stands what solitude can teach him
concerning it.-Joseph Cook.
The Irish standard., 1916-04-01

London's American Visitors.
In ordinary times the army Of Amer
ican tourists in London numbers 100,
600.
The Irish standard., 1916-04-01

Ostrich Lays Largest Egg.
The ostrich has the distinction Of
laying the largest egg. The egg, which
weighs about three pounds, is consid'
cred equal in contents to "a hen eggs.
The Irish standard., 1916-04-01

1t Is folded two or three
tablespoonful of fried
corn. Escalloped corn
may be used for this re-
cipe or any leftover
corn dish.
Mexican Chilli Con Car.
ne-Take a piece Of suet
the size Of q cup, chop
fine and try out; remove
The Irish standard., 1916-04-01
Both MYTHICAL.

A report is going the rounds that
there is a Pullman porter who refused
to take tips. We have also heard
something about sea serpents.
The Irish standard., 1916-04-01
sAvoRY DISHES.

A simple omelet may be made more
aourishing by adding to It Just before
The Irish standard., 1916-04-01
.AGaESBHH|
6ANNEEG!

An nature feels the renovating force
OF winter. Only to the thoughtless
eye
u ruin seen. The frost-contracted
globe
Draws in abundant vegetable soul.
And gathers vigor for the coming
year.
The Irish standard., 1916-04-01

Optimistic Thought.
No one is expected to perform i'm
possibilities.
Optimistic Thought.
After crosses and losses men grow
humber and wiser.
Ladysmith news-budget. [volume] (Ladysmith, Rusk County, Wis.) 1907-1927, 1916-12-01

Spectators in food stuffs may
have over-reached themselves. While
a great deal of the hue and cry
against the H. G.. Of l.. probably
avails the. public naught, the boy
colts instituted by inceAsed house
wives seem to be bearing fruit in
a lowering of prices in some cities.
Present prices are a great deal
higher than there is any economic
reason for, according to some emf
nent authorities. The embargo
placed on shipments to the east
coast and the increase in demur-
rage charges on unloaded cars ought
to relieve the car shortage some
what and this will have tendency
to make prices on many commodities,
especially coal, lower. The Amerir
can public will stand for a great
deal of extortion, but there is a
limit to their patience. And, popu-
lar opinion, when fully aroused, will
make itself heard.
Ladysmith news-budget. [volume] (Ladysmith, Rusk County, Wis.) 1907-1927, 1916-12-01
IrrepressibIe Little COLLEGES.

1t is true that football victories are
not the criterion of scholastic stand
ing, but the sporting public whose
sympathy is with the under dog, is we'll
pleased when small college turns the
tables on a large and powerful rival.
Each football season bristles with the
reverses suffered by the big colleges
at the hands-and feet-of the little
ones. The size and affluence of the
academic plant bordering on the play
ing field is no longer the determining
factor in the calculation of chances.
The little college builds it's schedule
around the one great game. 1t makes
an earlier choice of the men for the
team and effects their welding together
while the opposition is still a long way
from the integral cohesion of it's play
ers. In little college it is not long
before loyalty is kindled and single
steadfast purpose is created. The
team that finds itself first is likely to
be the team that wins-Philadelphi
Public Ledger.
Ladysmith news-budget. [volume] (Ladysmith, Rusk County, Wis.) 1907-1927, 1916-12-01
PUBLIC LIBRARY NOTES
5 SSsSs : 50 : 3 ; sSSSS Z

The following is the program for
December for the story hour which
is held in the library every Saturday
morning at 1920: Dec 2, Louisa
M. Alcott, born Nov. 20, 1882. Dec 8,
Joel Chandler Harris, born Dec. 8,
1848. Dec 49, Christmas stories.
The Library Commission of the
Boy Scouts of America have desig-
mated Dec. 40, 1916, as national
Good Books Week. This is a new
movement endorsed by the League
of Library Commissions Of the coun-
try, the purpose of which is to in
terest parents in what their boys
and girls are reading. The slogan
of this new campaign is BUY the
Best Books for Your Children"
Lists of books as an aid to Sc
lection in buying, such as Books
for Christmas for the Children, .
Books Boys Like Best "125O Best
Books for Boys and Girls" may be
had at the library.
Mrs. Schroeder spoke on sGood
Books Week" at a mothers meeting
held in the west side school building
on Wednesday, and Mrs McNally dis.
cussed the movement at meeting of
the Woman's Club on Tuesday.