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The daily Nome industrial worker., 1916-02-26
earth with it.

{ earth with it.
 Progress is not originality Many strike vein of originality appar- ently when they are in reality merely turning beck and delving in the mystic methods of antiquity. Why hasn't a friendly critic compared even Bernard Shaw to Ovid, al- though it is quite certain both would be disgusted to think there was any truth in the comparison. Japan is progressing along di- stinctly similar lines to every other capitalist nation. Profits and pros perity and money are the .shibbo- leths of modern Japanese industry. Great factories in great cities with great armies and great nayies, what is needed to further prove its ciyl- lized modernism?
 It is true Japan is not Christian nation and lacks the gloriously e. vilizing influence of Y. M. C., A. and Billy Sunday. But likely enough when occasions arise they can dress lup their Nipponese interpretation of the doctrines of Buddha and make it quite as presentable as the Sermon on the Mount. For al reli- gions have the same identical ad- vantage, apparently, that they are
 more honored among the nations in the breach than in the observance. Buddha, as we understand from reading those who were able to read his religion in the vernacular text books, aslo has his Golden Rule, as had Confucios. And it has had no effect that we could see in Japan absorbing the Korean soil or in driving the Russians from Port Arthur. It's a consolation that the pussilGnimity that appears about these religions as when the true rs- ligionist teaches turn the other cheek for another welt also, is mere ly text book and pulpiterian pussi
 lanimity and is not meant for exact application. We believe that i: is quite possible even with a Buddistic doctrine of the virtue of poverty, for d Japanese John D. Rockefeller to teach most instructiveiy in sun day School, and if they have any such a commandment as to keen the Sababth day holy, they will he able in true Buddistic fashion .o see that it does not interfere with in- dustrial progress.
The daily Nome industrial worker., 1916-02-26
:ase you have got no money.

case you have got no money.
 Judge Gatens issued an order di- recting the county clerk to ille Woolff's answer to the appeal with out cost, and the county clerk threw the order in the waste paper basket The judge was told of this, put what can a poor judge de- when a labor case is involved. contempt proceedings are not for them. So he turned to a group of Jurors and very philosophically lamented "A poor man has DO chance to get justice under the law: if you have money you can defeat justice, if you are broke justice will beat you ',
 It's a delightful condition certain ly, and it was thoughtful and kind and nice of MT. Cobb to stipulate with MT. Cheney. that this organized rascality would have to pay no ap- peal fees in the tax cases. As Ga tens said, if you have money yov can defeat justice and like as not Cobb may be sadder and wiser man before his cases gre disposed of. The territory will pay
 But and here's the point, there Is no denying the equality before the law. People may talk of dirty do- lars and filthy lucre and tainted money There is no such thing. The power, the force, the energy iaten; in all dollars is equal and the same, and the amount of law one million gets anywhere is invariably the same. As. for the man who is broke. as Rudyard used to say telling about Mulvaney, that's another story. Ask MT. G. H. Woolff about it.
The daily Nome industrial worker., 1916-02-26

Equality beforn the law is a very real thing; no matter where you go, no matter in what state you nave the pleasure of resorting to the laws delays, you always get the same value for a dollar. The more dol lars you have got the more value, and the strict and unvarying dol lar standard of equality i0 certainly a wonder.
 Take the two cases that are not un- connected with Alaska.
 The canneries would not pay their territorial taxes. Under tho advice of their attorney, who, by the way is the beloved of democrats and is their National Committeeman from Alaska, they resisted the collection of the territorial tax As far as they were concerned they would pay none of it. But they have dol lars galore, and so are entitled to all the law and the laws advantage inherent in their many dollars.
 A friendly suit is brought against them by the Territory which they have been trying to defraud of the money due in taxation, and the Territorial Attorney MT. Cobb anc the Fishery Attorney MT. Cheney, In a gentlemanly sort of way bring the suit before Judge Jennings who decides in favor of the Territory and says they must pay taxes,
 But there are more dollars for law if need be, and the Fishery trust will appeal if you please. aud thereupon MT. Cobb in delight fully friendly and democratic way says, My Dear Gaston, you don't have to pay costs of an appeal; we will make such a stipulation in ou.. gentlemanly sort of agreement
 It's. very nice. indeed. The cosss are tempered to the, unshorn trust by the very much shorn territory
The daily Nome industrial worker., 1916-02-26
That's one story. It's moral is

That's one story. It's moral is money makes the Law go to -? Here's another. It's different sort of reading, but illustrates that statement as to the unvarying equal ity of dollar law wherever you go. The moral of the second story is that if you haven't got dollars you get no law, Excuse us mentioning the moral before the story. but you will perceive that we are rignt. The leading figures in this feature film, are The Alaska-Orego Canning Association, a. subsidiary of the trust, and also interested in that case which Mr. Cheney with nation
 al .cpmmitteeman brilliancy placed before the court of Appeals free and gratis for nothing. and a gentleman called George H. WoolfY. 8 common working man, william
 and hero.
 Mir. Wooln while out of g job In Portland Oregon, where Alaskan pc
 litics are not wholly unknown in
 indirect and slanting fashion, had
 his eyes peeled for position
 And having his eyes peeled and
 keeping them so in state of watch
 full waiting like our noble president,
 he happened to scan an advertise
 ment by. the other leading figure in
 this picture, the Alaska-Oregon
 company, the villain if you please
 We'll sir, MT. Woolf taxes him self, as fast as his legs weak from from coffee and could carry him,
 to the offices of the company and there and then is awarded with 8
 job, or to speak more correctly the promise of job. He came to Alaska the land of promise, opportunity
 gold, beauty, and agricultural pre-
 ducts; for further particulars please
 see Governor Strong's annual re- port. .ssgse He worked two months. Tlen he was sick two days. When he vas sick, he had to doctor hiRse1f; when he was well he returned to the can nery and was told to get to He'll out of there; he wasn't wanted around, no work and long, long. long way from Portland with no money in the pock' and no heel on the shoe. 'Twasn't a government job he got from Portland, you see.
 Mir. Wooiff shook the Alaskan dust off his feet just as soon as the Lord and the Steamboat Go. would let him, and he reached the Web foot city safe and well after a vary ing lost of vicissitudes as they used
 to say long ago, and started suit
 against the company. He won and
 was awarded S161 damages.
 But the company had an attorney | with a regular stipend turned over by the month for just such cases.
 and that officer of the company to
 earn his salt appealed the case. Woolff was up against 1t. Under
 the law in Oregon the county clerk
 must receive all filing fees in ad-
 vance, and makes no provision in
The daily Nome industrial worker., 1916-02-26
ARE YOU sEEMNG A PATENTr

If so 1t will pay you to investigate rates of the Industrial Worker sn publication of application therefor. Bring your forfeiture notices to the Ind ustfial worker.
The daily Nome industrial worker., 1916-02-26
WE GAN Do IT.

For first class wark asd prs9Rs delivery, phlne Main lSt aAA fke Psopls,s Steam {. Lnundry x:tl cFn and get Youx lanndgy. a ns
 ". '. WTLElAAfSON Prep.
The daily Nome industrial worker., 1916-02-26

Let IT setimase; e yssr yes Work
The daily Nome industrial worker., 1916-02-26

CIT THR NEWS RIGHT. RnAY THE wohkEB.
Wiarus. (Winona, Minn.) 1895-1919, 1916-10-12

Ali zdecydowa1 sic isc ma sta.
tex mad wybrzezem Long Island.
Przypadkowo spostrzeg1, Willard
Bronson przcjezdzajacego samo.
chodem tamtedy i zawiadomi1 tie.
lefonicznie Manninga 0 swych "a.
miarach. Ably uskutecznic swe
zamiary Ali wysadzil w powie-.
trzc most a Williarda automobi]
sic %wywr6cif. Manning i Kerys pc
stepowali W kr6tce "a him i ma.
10 co ME pochwycili Nance a
lecz zostali zawiedzeni a wyzszy
z mich uszedl zn0w W czolnie mo
torowem wirowanem przez Hong
Kong Harry.
Wiarus. (Winona, Minn.) 1895-1919, 1916-10-12
Matka poshzel1a syna.

Try mile cd Minnesota wyda-
rzy}o sic nieszczescie W niedziele
wieczorem, kt6re moze zakonczyc
sic Smiercia.
18sto letni J6zef Deering, ku--
pill fuzye a chcac ia wypr6bowac
wyszed} ma polowanie re swym
kolega. Burza deszczowa przer--
wa}a i'm zabawe i napedzila CHOP
COW do domu.
Gdy Deering wszedf do miesz-
kama zastal cz}onk6w rodziny
zgromadzonych i. fuzye ustawil W
rogu stancyi.
Matka mfodzienca zapytala go
o nova fuzye i r6wnoczesnic pod
.!niosla azeby ia o%bejrzec.
Ch}opiec twierdzif lie ME by1a
|nabita. Matka pociagnefa "a Gym
giel diva ray s}uchajac czy tax
bylo "a trzecim pociagnieciem Ia
BOZ explodowa}. Kula z Gala si}a
w~ystrza}u wpadla m}odziencowi
w. podbrzusze. Chlopiec upadi.
Matka dosta1a napadu histeryi.
Chlopca przywieziono do
Winony gdzie w poniedzia}ek do
Romano operacyi, kt6ra zdaje sic
ocali zycie chlopcu. Matka znaj-
duje sic W domu pod dozorem le-
karskim.
Wiarus. (Winona, Minn.) 1895-1919, 1916-10-12
Kilka samochod6w w kolizvi.

W nicdziclc wydarzylo sic Kill
ka przypadkow acknowledgement,
ma s~zcze$cic jcdnak tylko maszy-
ny ucierpia}y, z ludzi Mkt ME cd
ni6s} uszkodzenia.
II. II. Kumm wracajac T. Vino.
ny do Houston, nicdalcko cd Plea
SAINT Valley wjcchal W row. Ma.
sigma sic zcslizgnela Z drogi
wjccha}a ma plot k~olczasty przcz
co zostala ciezko uszkodzona.
Automobil Leona G}6wczewskic
go z Arcadia zostal uszkodzony
gdy sic zjechaf z samochodcm r.
Millera z Winony ma drodze do
Minnesota City; Millera samo.
ch6d zboczyl j spadf 2 CORY usu.
wajac sic G}6wczewskiemu.
Wiarus. (Winona, Minn.) 1895-1919, 1916-10-12
oDGRYZk MU NOS.

Policyant H. Riebau jak i VIE
lu przechodni6w byli swiadkami
:jak pred saluncm ma Main Ill.,,
we wtorek dw6ch ludzi, podobno
obaj byli pijani bio sic. Policyant
aresztowa} Alex. Mcdowell gdy
ten Thomasowi Mooney odgryzl
nos. Gdy policyant nadszcd} spo-
strzeg} IL nos Mooney'a o malo
co ME odpad} cd rcszty twarzy,
Patrolka zabrala ich IA stacye
policyjna - podobno obaj PREY
byli z sasicdnicgo! stanu.
Wiarus. (Winona, Minn.) 1895-1919, 1916-10-12
PODZIEK0WANIE.

Dziekujemy niniejszem przez
lamy Wiarusa, dotychczasowemr,
sekretarzowi, panu Dominikowi
Hamersl,iemu w imieniu ca}ego
Towarzystwa sw. Kazimierza Kr.
"a tax d}ugie, DO % letnie urze--
dowanie i rzetelna prace jake Sc
kretarz Towarzystwa, kt6ryto u
Rad, spowodu sfabosci pan Ha-
merski z]ozy1. w imieniu iowa
rzystwa stokrotne Bog zap1ac.
Zarzad
Wiarus. (Winona, Minn.) 1895-1919, 1916-10-12
Cholera Il swim.

W przeszlym tygodniu zarapol
towaf dr.. n. A. Roettinger, .mie:j
scowy wetcrynarz, IL W Wiscon
sin, pomiedzy Maiden Rock i Chip
pewa Falls grasujc cholera pc.
miedzy swinmi. Wiele swim jul
pablo Ia te chorobe a podobnc
rozszerza sic ona W calym powie.
Gle. Me ma tel zarazy Ia polud.
ME cd Maiden Rock mad rzeka a.
nj w okolicy Fountain City, jab
dOktOr stwierdzi}.
Wiarus. (Winona, Minn.) 1895-1919, 1916-10-12

Og6lny kapital wynosi $4557.O4
Czlonk6w do Tow nalezy 293
Cz}onk6w do Zjedn. nalezy PSI
Nicwiast cz}onkin nalezy 247
Cz}onk0w ME nalez do Zjedn 81
Wydalono Z tow czlonk0w 5
Walenty Dudzinski
Alojzy Gromowski
Jan Wr6blewski
Piotr Rolbiecki
Franc Tandeczka
Zmarlo czfonk6w ......... 3
Pellowski, 7go listop. 1915.
Jan kina, 81 listop. 1915.
Franc. Wilczewski 13 czewca 1916
Niewiast cz}onkin zmar}o ....4
Maryama Stoltman 8 kwiet 1916
Maryanma Szuminska 20 sly. 1916
Anna Talaska % sierpnia 1916.
Stanis}awska 80 maja
1916 l..
Wszelkie listy i correspondent
eye tyczacc sic Tow. sw. Kazimie
RIA XII. prosze adresowac: Jan
Zbylicki-81O E. 2nd Str. Vino
ma, Mimi.
Wiarus. (Winona, Minn.) 1895-1919, 1916-10-12
Try dzienniH ME mogly sic u
trzymac

w sobote wyszed} z pod prasy
21szy i ostatni numer dziennc:j
gazety" The Winona Daily News
Dziennik rozpoczaf pred trze--
ma tygodniami wydawac p. Emil
Leicht wydawca miejscowej ME-
mieck{ej gazety, a wydawany by}
umiejetnie i przcdstawia} sic do
brze lccz, jak wydawca sam os--
wiadcza, IL przekona} sic, re try
dzienniki ME moga sic utrzymac
W Winonie. CT ktorzy zap}acili "a
"Winona Daily News beda O.
trzymywa6 "The Winona Repub-
lican Herald"
Wiarus. (Winona, Minn.) 1895-1919, 1916-10-12
Amelia Dudek uznana "a
ob}akana.

u Minneapolis donosza, re A.
nicla Dudek, kt6ra zamordowala
ksiedza Henryka Jazdzewskiego.
proboszcza parafii sw. Kazimierza
W st. Paul MINI. dnia Ago mar.
ca, uznana zostala przez trzech
lekarzy expert6w, kt6rzy to zcz.
nall W sadie dystryktowym
Ramsey %powiatu, "a ob}qkana,
lecz lepiej ola niej gdy bedzie "
domu z dzietmi anizeli we wiezie,
niu.
Wiarus. (Winona, Minn.) 1895-1919, 1916-10-12
ZAPkACIf KARE.
.J0zef Czuk Drzyzna} sic ,

J6zef Czuk przyznal sic W So,
die municypalnym W zeszly pia
tex do kradziezy. UkradI on
drzwi w fabryce Winona Mailing
Company,jak mu dowiedziono. O.
sadzony zostaf IA piec dni vie.
zienia, odnosnie ma zaplacenie
$40 kary p%ienieznej. Czuk zapla.
Gil kare.
Wiarus. (Winona, Minn.) 1895-1919, 1916-10-12
Mroz narobi1 szkody.

w nocy z poniedzia}ku ia VITO
rex mr6z nawiedzi} miasto nasze
j okolice i narobi} wiele szkody,
DO ogrodnicy mieli jeszcze wiele
rozmaitych warzyw kt6re ucier-
pia}y, nadto kwiaty prawic wszy-
stkie zniszczone.
Wiarus. (Winona, Minn.) 1895-1919, 1916-10-12
Roczne posiedzenie Tow.
Sw. Kaz. k.

Tow. Sw. Kazimicrza Kr6l. cd
bylo swe rocznc posicdzcnie dnia
Ego pazdzicrnika, b. +.
Zarzad Towarzystwa zostaf wy
wiekszoScia g}osow jak ma
stepuje:
Tcofil Styba, prczydcnt.
Jan Grupa, vicc-prez.
Jan Zbylicki sckrctarz
Klemcns Hync, vice sekr.
J0zcf w. Jcreczek, kasyer
Andrea Jczcwski, | opiekun
kasy
Wojciech Szudera, II opiek.
kasy
Jak6b Kuklinski, / marsza1ek.
Antoni Kamrowski, II marsza}.
August Machut chorazy,
Jan Janikowski. lszy podcho-
razy
Wine. Zakrzewski, II podcho-
[razy
Franc. Talaska, do choragwi
n%aradowej.
J6zef Galewski, odzwierny
J6zef Lewihski do baldachimu
J6zef Machut, do baldachimu
Sprawozdanie roczne z ca}ego
roku wykazuje:
Doch6d.. .......... $63O9.59
Rozch6d cd Ago pazdz.
1915 do Ego pazdz. 1916:
Assessment do Zjedn. pod
OPP. NJ. B. Czest. .$4721.10
Czfonkom W chorobie
Wyp1acono .......... S933.OO
Fudusz obrOtowy zjedn.
Kat. 1856
Ma pogrzeb cz1onk0w To
warzystwa ........ $l46.OO
Pensya urzednik6w To-
warzysta .......... $1,000
Wypozyczono pieniedz. $20O.04
Materyaf pismienny i.
mark pocZtOwe. ..... $3.O5
Ma msze sw. ofiarowano. $3.50
Druk formularzy ola
kasyera...... ...... .S1.2j
Skarbonka ola sekreta. S1.OO
Razem rozchodu $6165.59
2go pazdz. 1916 zostaje W
kasie.. :. 80. -. ..$143.OC
Wypozyczono pieniedzy
ia morgiecz i do banku. 4414.O4
Wiarus. (Winona, Minn.) 1895-1919, 1916-10-12
Dwana$cie pielegniarek otrzyma
dyplomy.

Dwanascie pielegniarek otrzy-
ma jutro dyplomy w tutejszym
szpitalu. Pomiedzy nowemi pie
legniarkami znajduje sic jedna
polka kt6ra otrzyma .dyplom :
parma Helena Kulasiewicz z Plea
SAINT Valley.
Wiarus. (Winona, Minn.) 1895-1919, 1916-10-12
Drugi przypadek dyfteryi.

Juz drugi przypadek dyfteryi
zameldowano w przesz}y czwar-
tex do miejscowego zarzadu zdro
via. Chorym jest Symford Will
ma, dwu letni synck Antoniego i
Anastazyi Wilm6w, Fam. pod M.
2O7- Chatfield Ill.
Wiarus. (Winona, Minn.) 1895-1919, 1916-10-12
Bazaar w Pine Creeku.

Czlonkowie parafii Najsf. Ser
ca P. Jezusa W Pine Greek, Wis.
urzadzaja ia korzyse parafii ha
Ear, kt6ry sic odbedzie W niedzie,
le, poniedzialek i wtorek, 15go
logo i 17go pazdziernika. Pomie
dry innymi fantami bedzie sit
znajdowaf piekny tysiac dolarow.
automobil. Ma zakonczenie odbe-
da sic tance.
Wiarus. (Winona, Minn.) 1895-1919, 1916-10-12
Student re szko1y sw. Stanis}awa
otrzyma1 nagrode.,

Nagrode "a najlepsza nauke w
szko}ach elementarnych otrzymaf
miedzy innymi student polskiej
szkoly sw. Stanis}awa Kostki.
Sylvester Bruski, syn p. Leonar-
da Bruskiego. Winszujemy!
Wiarus. (Winona, Minn.) 1895-1919, 1916-10-12
MA SPRZEDAz.,

Parma Michala Turzynskicgo
nicdalcko Marshland, Wis, jest
ia sprzedaz - 160 ARROW i -
sztuk bydla, 4 konie, swine, gesi
kury, maszyny j tego roczne sprze
ty. Moze bye zamienione czeScio.
wo ia wlasnoSc W micscie,. jake
czesciowa wplata.
Musi bye sprzedane szybko.
A. II. Bohri.
352 wsch. 3cia nj.
Wiarus. (Winona, Minn.) 1895-1919, 1916-10-12
ICE CREAM SOCIAL.

Dziewczeta Weso}ego k61ka IT,
rzadzaja W przyszla niedziele, W
hall pod koScio}cm sw. Stanisla--
wa zabawe Z ]odami "Ice Cream
Social - pc nicszporach i vie
CZOrem.
Wiarus. (Winona, Minn.) 1895-1919, 1916-10-12
MA SPRZEDAz.

Dom murowany pod M. Al
wsch. 4tej III. Gala lota, Fstan-.
cyl, woda elektryka i gas " do.
mu. Ogrzewany furnesem. Dobra
stajnia j szopa Ia autUmobil
Sprzcdam z powodu przeprowadz
XII.
Zaplata pod}ug umowy.
Peter Schneider
At E. 4ta nj.
Wiarus. (Winona, Minn.) 1895-1919, 1916-10-12
MA SPRZEDAz.

80 ARROW gruntu zaraz pc "a
granicami miasta. Zglosic Isle pod
m. 703 wsch. 6tej III. albo do IA
szego ofisu.
Wiarus. (Winona, Minn.) 1895-1919, 1916-10-12
WiadOmOSci
MIEJSC0WE.

Prev. ks. kanonik J. Pachols-
XII wyjcchal w niedziele wieczo--
rem o-Grenvillc, So. Oak ma Cd
pust Matki Boskiej Rozancowej i
4Osto godzinne nabozehstwo kt0-
re sic odbywa w tym tygodniu
we wtorek, Srode i czwartek w
koscielc sw. Jozefa W Pucku,
gdzic proboszczcm jest Prev.
Dzickan ks. Jakub Wojtowicz.
Prev. ks. kanonik powroci do
Winony w piatek wieczorem.
Wiarus. (Winona, Minn.) 1895-1919, 1916-10-12
POTRZEBA.

Chfopcow powyzej 16stu lat
oraz mezczyzn. Zglosic sic do:
Schroth l. Ahrens Co.
Wiarus. (Winona, Minn.) 1895-1919, 1916-10-12

We wtorek 0 8 tel polaczeni 70
stall dozgonnym $lubem ma}zeils-
kim W koscielc sw. Stanis}awa X.
wdowiec Teodor Killa Z parafii
Sw. kazimierza Kr. z J6zefina
zywicka wdowa. Slubu udzieli}
nowej pare Wiel. ks. Jan Herek.
Wiarus. (Winona, Minn.) 1895-1919, 1916-10-12

We wtorek zmarlo niemowle
Jana Jadzwinskiego diva dni sta
re - pogrzeb odbyl sic W srode
o 9tej 4 kosciola sw. Stanis}awa
K.
Wiarus. (Winona, Minn.) 1895-1919, 1916-10-12

0glasxajoie sic " Wiarusie.
Wiarus. (Winona, Minn.) 1895-1919, 1916-10-12

Razem rozchodu $6165.59
2go pazdz. 1916 zostaje W
kasie.. :. . =. ..$143.0 90
Wypozyczono pieniedzy
ma morgiecz i do banku. 4414.O4
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1916-09-01
BESSIE BARRISCALE
Douglas Fairbanks and Bessie Love, in
Triangle Feature, at the Weir
Tonight and Tomorrow

Douglas Fairbanks and Bessie Love, in
Triangle Feature, at the Weir
Tonight and Tomorrow
Night.
In "The Sorrows Of Love-" which
will be seen here tonight and tomor.
row night at the Weir, Bessie Barris-
Gale firmly and solidIy established in
the regard of Triangle patrons through
her splendid acting in succession of
notable pictures, again has excellent
opportunities to- display her dramatic
abilities. Seen first in the story of a
clustered nun, size later abandons the
convent life to become member of a
band of Socialists who are striving for
better labor conditions aMong the
Italians. There is a tremendous life
interest in the story, the heroine fall
ing desperately in love With a man
who stands at the head Of tire labor
organization, and later becoming re-
sponsible, through an act of blind, un-
reasoning jealousy, for his tragic
death. Her rsturn to the convent fol-
lows. This story affords the fullest
scope of Miss BarrisCaIe's en96fiUnal
abilities. The picture, strong as it is,
is Of secondary Importance to her per-
sonaE appeal.
The Triangle comedy will feDsure
Fairbanks and Bessie Love.
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1916-09-01
BIG SELLS-FLOTOs
CIRCUS COMING
The Big Show Coming Here September
10; Especially for the Riddles
Of Aberdeen

I'm going to give my daddy a great
big treat; and my mother, and my
uncle, and my sisters, too. Cause
September 18th the Sells-Floto Circus
is coming to town and I'm going to
take all my folks to see it.
First, they're going to have a grand
puh-rade; a glorious, glittering array
of gladness," that's what the billboards
say! And, then, first we're going to
the menagerie where they have great
h rds of elephants and lots of mon
keys and camels and lions and tigers,
and lots Of other strange animals, And
these will be "Toyland", a place espe-
cially for the children, where sur
rounded by figures of all the Mother
Goose" rhymes the baby animals are
waiting for us to come and see them
There are baby kid-glove goats, and
baby lions, and baby elephants.
And then, after we've seen all the
animals, Pm going to take my daddy
in to see the big show.
Ihere'u be forty funny clowns, my
daddy told me so-and pretty women
on horses, and acrobats, and Jess Will
lard and Frank Gotch, and all the
Buffalo Bill Wild West Cowboys, and
SO many things I'm just afraid I'll not
see them all.
We talked all about it last night and
my uncle smiled and said to my daddy,
You'll surely like the SHOW" But my
daddy said, Not at all, I'm going for
Eddie's sake"
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1916-09-01
BIG DOINCS AT
COUNTY FAIR
Continued from page y

can be looked for among those who
gaze upon the allurements of Joy
Street-for the Zone at the Panama
Pacific Exhibition at Frisco was a
tame affair compared to JOY boule-
ward.
If you can't go during the day, go
at night. Admission will be ten
cents. Artificial moonbeams from the
Elma light plant will make the fair
grounds as bright as the most bril-
liant Arctic night, and post-prandial
stroll through the grounds with WHEY,
Riddles or sweetheart will be worth
dollar to any man.
Cider and fruit juices of a hundred
varieties and colors will flow like
water in response to the jingling of
jitneys into improvised tills. The
savory odor of hot dogs and bubbling
coffee will permeate the atmosphere
from board fence to board fence, caus-
ing many dyspeptic to cast all dis
lcllOH " Tic DToeZe anu uuIleSItdI-
ingly invite disaster, while those Of
rigid constitutions will be apt 10
suffer from hypertrophy before the
fair is over.
Sunday, which will be the big day,
has been designated as Fraternal Day,
because of the fact that the male
performer in the public wedding to
be solemnized that day, is a man high
in fraternal circles on the Harbor. The
wedding will occur at o'clock in the
afternoon. All efforts to coax the
names of the young man and woman
who will take the leading part in this
thrilling climax to the events of four
stirring days, have failed. The only
man, outside the contracting parties,
who knows, is J. NJ. Bowes, whose
clam-like obstinacy is somewhat ag-
gravating. Even Mrs. Bowes does not
know the secret.
Anyway the fair is going to be a
hummer. And everybody is going.
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1916-09-01
A PERSISTENT CUSTOMER

HOQUIAM, Sept 1.-Several nights
ago fire broke out in the building
occupied by the o. X. Barber shop,
and Ross Astell. who was in the chair
when the alarm was sounded, was
compelled to vacate before the job
was finished. Next morning. when
all had quoted down, Astell, who had
been forgotten by the BARRIERS, walk
ed in, hung up his hat, took his place
in the chair as though there had not
been an interruption. and calmy asked
to have the job on his hair finished
The shop wanted to charge double for
the job, claiming the new growth in
the interim justified the charge, but
Astell declared for no charge at all,
maintaining that the ridicule of his
friends amounted to more than the
price of the hair cut.