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Evening star., 1916-10-01
Mack's Pitchers Pounded.

Seibold and Parnham. both of whom
turned in pair of well pitched games
on the Mackmen's final western trip.
got the pitching assignments for the
Athletics, and of the two Seibold
showed the better performance.
Through queer kink of fortune, or
misfortune, rather, the stocky West
Nirginian drew the losing end of the
afternoons performance, while the
lanky rube pulled through only by the
combined slugging of eight teammates
The rube was certainly a fortunate
young man. He was permitted to re-
nam IN the game after the Nationals
had ciubbed him for five runs, accru-
ing from as many hits, in the first two
innings, only because an Athletic VIC
tory appeared beyond redemption. He
became somewhat more effective as
the game wore on, however, and really
gave fair exhibition until the ninth,
when the Griffmen again broke loose
torrent of base hits that scored three
runs.
Under ordinary circumstances this
trio of counters would be ample suf-
hciency as far as the Athletics were
concerned, but today was far from an
ordinary occasion in more ways than
one Doc Ayers, one of Clark Griffith's
regular best bets went along for six
innings in great shape, the Mack runs
and hits being two and five, respec-
lively, for the time.
But the seventh produced a differe Mt
story Doc, taking things in his usual
lelsureiy manner, grooved one for
witt, who lined a triple to deep center
lie tarried at third only long enough
TO permit Doc to hit the stand with a
wild pitch. At this point Grover in
serted single to center and scored
from the first station when Thrasher
who had a great day at the bat slam
med double to center. With the sit
uation becoming critical from a Wash
lngton standpoint, Ayers made an ef-
fort to tighten up and had the co1nt
three and two on StFunk when Amos
broke up a convention of delivery men
outside the park with resoundinp
drive that cleared the right field fence
Tor a home run, scoring Thrasher
ahead of him.
With the score a tie the Griffmeu
entered the ninth inning with their
backs to the wall, and the lanky Parn
hams pitching reputation suffered
somewhat as result. Rice. who
carried the brunt Of the National at
tack in both games, singled to right
and Judge walked. Both men scored
on John Henry's double into left and
John himself checked in when SAWYER
continued the bombardment with a
safety into right field. Foster also
singled. but Menoskey's tap to Grover
allowed hoth runners fn par;yl
Evening star., 1916-10-01
NATIONAL LEAGUE.
YESTERDAYS RESULTS.

YESTERDAYS RESULTS.
AMERICAN LEAGUE.
Washington, 6; PhiIadelphis, 8.
Philadelphia, 10; Washington, 8.
Boston. 1; New York. o.
Chicago. Z: Cleveland, .
Chicago, Z; Cleveland, 3.
Detroit. 10; St. Louis. Z.
NATIONAL LEAGUE.
Philadelphia, Z; Brooklyn. 2.
Brooklyn, 8; Philadelphia, L.
New York, 4; Boston, 0.
Boston. s; New York. 8.
Chicago. S: St. Louis. 4.
Cincinnati, 5; Pittsburgh. T.
Cincinnati. 8: Pittsburgh, g.
SCHEDULES.
AMERICAN LEAGUE.
TODAY. TOMORROW.
Chicago at Cleveland. wash'n at New York
Detroit at st. Louis. Philadelphia at Boston
NATIONAL LEAGUE.
TODAY. TOMORROW.
st. Louis at Chicago. New York at BROOKLYN
Pittsb'gh at Cincinnati. Boston at Philadelphia
Evening star., 1916-10-01

Menoskey seems to have lot of
speed and stole bases in both of the
games yesterday. Incidentally he fg-
Evening star., 1916-10-01
Totalss

Totalss SO 6 Il o o 5 % /
sBatied for Thomas in fourth.
tRatteti for Gallia in ninth
The day book. [volume] (Chicago, Ill.) 1911-1917, 1916-08-25
CAPT. o,rooLE ON TRIAL

Capt. O'Toole Of the Sheffield av.
district was placed on trial before
the civil service board today on
charge Of allowing slot machines to
operate in his district. Attorney lie
Roy Hackett defended him. Shelby
N. Singleton and Jos. A. Thoney of
the Citizens assn testified concern
ing the operation of machines. Al
fred Erickson. suspended asst corp.
counsel who. according 70 report.
O-ToOIe 10 allow the machines
The day book. [volume] (Chicago, Ill.) 1911-1917, 1916-08-25

Cermak says that they have decided
to work shoulder to shoulder with the
labor men and the real progressive,
whether they're wet" or dry" to
bring real home rule to Chicago.
United Societies in making their
endorsements this year will put the
issue squarely up to every candidate,
even the reactiOnaTies who have been
getting the support of the ''wets" and
the big corporations, and if they
won't promise to work for home rule
they'll get no support.
When the home rule bill was up
during the last session it was such
corporation fellows as Senators Sam
Ettelson, Dick Barr, John Broderick
and Sullivan, Deneen and Lundin
politicians who helped strangle it.
The United Societies will not pay
much attention to the City Hall
crowd in their fight for home rule.
They figure that with Sam EttelsOn
as the Lundin whip in the senate
there is not much of the Thompson
bunch coming out for a clear-cut
home rule bill.
The wet" leaders figure that
Thompson is not on the square with
his talk for home rule and they be-
ieve he intends using the Sunday
closing law as whip to drive saloon
keeper in line unit the end OF his
term. They say that one price the
salOonkeepers are having to pay now
for any privileges they may be get
ting is their promise to work actively
for the candidacy of Harry B. Miller.
Fred Lundin's choice for states at
tomey.
10000
CAPT. o'ToOLE ON TRIAL
The day book. [volume] (Chicago, Ill.) 1911-1917, 1916-08-25
AUTO BANDITS TEAR RINGS

AUTO BANDITS TEAR RINGS
FROM WOMAN'S FINGERS
Auto bandits held up Mr.. and Mrs.
Charles Moore in front of their
home, 71O9 EgglestOn av., early to-
day, tore three rings from Mrs.
MOoTe's fingers and took $25 and a
watch from the man.
-Four men, all weI-dressed, were
in the rObber car, according to
Moore. Two jumped from the car
and threatened the couple with re-
volYers.
The day book. [volume] (Chicago, Ill.) 1911-1917, 1916-08-25

CHIEF WARNS NEW POLICE OF
SALOONS AND POLITICIANS
Fifty-seven new policemen, sworn
intOday by Chief Healey, were
warned to stay away frOY saloons
and politicians.
Il warn you men to keep away
from saloons" said the chief. THAT
means either on or on duty. The
authority of a policeman who fire.
qUents saloons is nuIlifed. Next l
want to warn you to disregard the
demands of politicians"
A number of men viii be trans
feTred in a police order tomorrow.
No commanding officers or men from
the detective bueau are 7VOlFed
The day book. [volume] (Chicago, Ill.) 1911-1917, 1916-08-25
to operate, may take the stand in an Z
effort to clear himself.
NEW LONDON BELIEVES SUBS
MOTHER SHIP IS THERE

New London, Conn.,, Aug. Is
North German Lloyd liner Willehad
swung into pier Of State Ocean
Steamship Co. here today, adding
another chapter to German defiance
of allied warship patrol of Atlantic
coast.
Customs officials believe coming of
WiIlehad forecasts carry arrival Of
merchant submarine Bremen from
German port of that name. Willie
had made trip from Boston without
escort, traVersing so miles through
zone in which she was subject to at
tack or capture. She went out be-
yond three-mile limit, but was not
mOIeSted.
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1916-04-05

No collection Of fairy tales is com.
plete without "Puss In Boots" and it
is interesting to know that it has
amused the children of hundred gen.
erations. The various versions of the
story differ materially, however. It is
believed that the Zanzibar version is
the original. There the man is I'M
grateful to the clever cat and is pun
ished by awaking to find his prosperity
a dream. In France, Italy and India
the cat is swindler and the Marquis
Of Carrabas is his accomplish. In Rus
STA and Sicily "Puss In Boots'' is a
moral story and the cat helps the man
from motives Of gratitude. When
Crufkshank illustrated "Puss In Boots
he rewrote it and introduced the moral
motive of gratitude in the cat, but the
American version does not point out
any motive. Why should the cat help
his master to title and riches? In our
story he is weak fellow who does
nothing to help himself, and we feel
that the cat Is throwing his energies
away on an tdler.-St. Louis Globe
Democrat.
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1916-04-05
Kissed His Own Play,

Baron de Frenilly, who figured prom.
;inently in France during the days of
''the terror" must surely have been the
only author. who ever Missed his own
play, This was entitled LES Trois
Tantes'' and was produced at the
Vaudeville theater, Paris. 49,, -
Before half Of the first scene had
been played said to myself: oh, but
this Is execrableY The public was of
the same opinion and, while my friends
kept applauding, Kissed with all it's
strength. ended by heartily kissing
myself, for the further the play pro.
crossed the more convinced / was that
the people were right.
"On leaving the theater friend who
was not in the secret of the authorship
said to me, What piece Of extrava-
gance, what wretched farcev De
testable,', I replied, and whatever he
said I went one better. tits said to
be by Comte' de Segur,' he continued.
No. rejofned 1; 1T was written by me-
The. poor man was fixed with amaze
ment."-From Baron de Frenilly's
"reminiscences" 49,. ...
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1916-04-05
Riddle Making Epochs,


There have been epochs at which rid
die making has been more especially in
vogue, and such epochs would appear
to occur at seasons Of fresh intellec-
tual awakening. Such I'M epoch there
was at the first glimmering Of new in
tellectual light in the second half Of
the seventeenth century. This was the
age Of Aldhelm, bishop Of Sherborne,
the first in the roll of Anglo-Latin
poets. He left a considerable number
Of enigmas in Latin hexameters. AID
helm died in 100. Before his time
there, was collection of Latin riddles
that bore the name of Symphosius. OF
this work the date is unknown. We
only know. that Aldhelm used it, and
we may infer that it was then recent
product. The riddles of Symphosius
were uniform in shape, consisting each
of three hexameter lines.-Cornhili
Magazine
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1916-04-05
Seven Wise Men o. Greece g

Th9ssevHn wise nenTofs Greeceswere
:Thales Of Miletus, Fernandez Of Cor
nth. Cleobulus : 81 Lyndus, Chic Of
Lacedaemon, Scion Of Athens, Bias Of
Priene and Pittacus of Mitylene:
Some fishermen of Miletus sold draft
OF fishes to bystander. When the
net was drawn in it contained gold.
en- tripod, and the purchaser claimed
It was his, while the fishermen con-
tended that they sold only the fish
that might be in the net. The dispute
was referred to the oracle Of the Del
phi, who awarded the tripod to the
wisest man in Greece. Thereupon it
was taken to Thales, who declined it
and suggested that it be given to Bias.
He In turn refused to accept it, and
thus it was successfully declined by
all the seven. and they were there
after known as the seven wise men of
Greece. ,"'i~1 u. 't:~:.'.".: -, $3.50
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1916-04-05
-coniaosrninos pn ! 8


Scientists assure us that the longest
dream we ever have even the dream
that seems to carry us on through sew
eral ALPHABETICALLY occupies no more
than single second! ..,.
Some authorities maintain that If
any one of our dreams were to last
longer than a single second we should
die. Other authorities are convinced
that we do not dream at all when we
are asleep, but only in the fraction of
time when we are (as Shakespeare has
expressed it, "'twixt sleep and wax
ing"
1t Is also argued that dreams are
nothing but distorted ideas and images
passing through the drowsy mind and
being no more than extraordinary
variations Of things that have happen
ed or Of things that we have thought
or read in our waking moments; they
can have no possible association with
our future. But, on the other hand,
dreams have been credited with pro-
phettc meanings since the days when
the world was young, and dream books
are still published and purchased and
consulted by the million. =,
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1916-04-05
OPERATIONS AT THE HOSPITALS

A large number of operations are being
performed at the two local hospitals
lately and it seems as if the reputation
OF the local institutions is being spread
to greater territory than ever before,
most OF the patients upon whom opera
lions were performed coming from a
distance. The more serious operations
were as follows:
Union-Hugo Otto, Morgan, opera
ton for removal of tonsils and other
throat trouble; Mrs. Herman Kopetsky,
Morgan, appendicitis; Miss Ida Hopp,
Nicollet; Miss Anaconda Bening, Airing
ton; Peter A. Olsen, St. Peter.
Loretto- Miss Caroline Rose. New
Ulm, operation for appendicitis, April
8; Frank Schluck, Morgan, appendicitis,
April 2; Alfred Lamecker, appendicitis,
March 10Th. Young Schroeder. WHO
was injured in hunting accident week
ago, seems very much improved and the
prospects for saving the boys arm are
more favorable than ever.
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1916-04-05
Explosive Barrels.

Nitroglycerin, though an explosive,
is rarely used by itself, being mixed
with guncotton to form blasting gela-
tin or with certain earth to make
dynamite. Huge quantities Of the ex-
plosive liquid are kept in casks, and
the wood of these casks becomes so
highly explosive through being soaked
with the liquid that kick will blow
them to pieces. 1t is not safe to use the
empty casks again for refilling them
with the explosive, nor can they be
used in any other way, even for fire.
wood. There is only one thing, indeed,
that can be done, and that is to ex-
plode the casks. They are placed on
waste ground and usually exploded by
means Of rifle bullet fired into thten
Very little of the cask remains after
the explosion.-London Standard.
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1916-04-05
Daddy and tho Riddles.

Well call him daddy" because
that's what his kiddies call him, and
this. is an intimate story of daddy"
and his two youngsters.
Frequently mother" and the kiddies
60 to the picture show in the evening
while daddy" stays home alone. -;
"1'm too tired to go along" is his
reply to invitations.
But the other evening the pleadings
of the youngsters won. Daddy" en-
joyed the pictures, but he enjoyed the
kiddies' fun more.
When the trip home was made and
the youngsters tucked in bed daddy
heard one youngster say to the other:
Don't you think the shows lots bet
ter when daddy goes with us?''
The answer came, "Lots better"
And how many "daddies" would cease
to be ''too tired'' If they realized how
much the Riddles yearn for them!-De-
troit Free Press.
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1916-04-05
TRADING STAMPS s@sMusr,~c01
Supreme Court Says Purchaser Is
Led to Believe He Gets Something
For Nothing.

The United States Supreme Court
handed down number of decisions
sustaining the restrictions placed upon
trading stamp and coupon schemes by
state legislatures. Under two of these
decisions trading stamps are driven out
OF Florida and the state of Washington.
1t IS interesting to note the lack of good
opinion by the Supreme Court as evidenc-
ed by the statement in one of the de-
cisions, which first treats of advertising
as 'well Defined" with nothing Interior;
it is the practice of cid and familiar tran
sactions and has suffered" But the
schemes of trading stamp promoters are
declared to ''have no such directness and
effect. They rely upon something else
than the article so Sold. They tempt by
a promise of value greater than that
article and apparently not represented
in it's price, and it hence may he thought
that thus by an ar p al to cupidity, lure to
improvidence. This may not be called
in an exact sense a lottery may not be
called gaming it may, however, be con-
sidered as having the seduction and evil
of such.'
1t is pleasant to have ones position
confirmed by so distinguished body
as the United States Supreme Court for
the above is entirely in accord with the
position frequently stated in this cor
respondence in reference to the coupon
and stamp practices of the American
Tobacco Company and other institutions
some of which are classed as trusts.
The sceptical Supreme Court speculates
upon the system by saying: 1T may
well be thought there is something in it
which is masked fr I'M the common eve
and that the purchaser at retail is made
to believe that he can get more out TO
the fund than he has to put into it,
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1916-04-05
70 Uss q Small or;.6tSt Rus,s..

The abuse OF the small oriental rug,
no less an object of art than ofthtility,
is an especially common mistake. BY
all logic any rug used for a floor cover
ing should emphasize the function of
the floor as a solid foundation under
our feet To do this it must honor and
obey the lines of the floor. at least that
part which it decorates. Yet time and
again, where several small rugs are
used for the carpeting of room, we
find them all thrown down on the
bias, often at different angles. With
none Of the sides of a rug parallel to
the bounding lines of the floor, we are
made conscious of a new decorative
idea, one built on top of and at cross
purposes with the original one. Chairs,
tables and other, pieces of furniture
must then be placed either to conform
with the position of the rugs or with
the structural arrangement of the
room; both, sets Of lines they: cannot
follow. So, at best, we have con-
fusion Of ideas, a room which, seems
to rest on an insecure foundation
Agnes Rowe Fairman in Good House.
keeping. ~:
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1916-04-05
Everyone Should
Drink Hot Water
in the Morning
Wash away all the stomach, liver,
and bowel poisons before.
breakfast.

To feel your best day in and day out,
to feel clean inside; no sour bile to
coat your tongue and sicken your
breath or dull your head; no constipa,
ton, bilious attacks, sick headache,
colds, rheumatism or gassy, acid stom,
ach, you must battle on the inside like
you battle outside. This is vastly more
important, because the skin pores do
not absorb impurities into the blood.
while the bowel pores do, says a we'll!
known physician.
TO keep these poisons and toxins
we'll flushed from the stomach, liver.
kidneys and bowels, drink before break
fast each day, glass of hot water
with teaspoonful of limestone phcs-
plate in it. This will cleanse, purify
and freshen the entire alimentary tract,
before putting more food into the
stomach.
Get quarter pound of limestone
phosphate from your pharmacist. It
is inexpensive and almost tasteless,
except a sourish twinge which is not
unpleasant. Drink phosphated hot
water every morning to rid your sys-
tenn Of these vile poisons and toxins;
also to prevent their formation.
To feel like young folks feel; like
you felt before your blood, nerves and
muscles became saturated with an &C
cumulation of body poisons, begin this
treatment and above all, keep it up!
AS soap and hot water act on the skin.
cleansing, sweetening and purifying, SO
limestone phosphate and hot water be-
fore breakfast, act on the stomach.
liver. kidneys and bowels.1
Be sure the soil is in good condition be-
fore transplanting. Nothing is gained
by using soil in poor mechanical condi-
ton. :
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1916-04-05
He Had Patience.

An elderly gentleman was rambling
along a country road one afternoon
when he saw small boy who had
been sitting on the bank of a creek roll
up his fishing line, pick up his can and
start away from the piscatorial seen
cry. "You shouldn't give up so soon,
my boy" remarked the elderly one
chidingly. "The fish will be biting bet
ter in an hour or two"
Il know that" answered the boy a
little sadly, ''but am
"You give up too quickly" inter-
jected the other. ''The next time you
come out here you want to bring more
patience with you"
"'Tain't that, mister" said the boy,
signing deeply. II got plenty o. pa
thence, but hain't got no bait"
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1916-04-05
Chicken Talk.

The chickens were gathered together
in the farmyard conversing with one
another, as is the custom among all
self respecting chickens who have
been brought up by a careful and ju-
dicious mother hen.
what would home be without q
mother?" asked one little fellow, look
ing tenderly at old Mrs. Hen, who was
searching among the neighbor's fresh
" planted seeds for some dainty NOR
sci with which to treat her brood.
IAN incubator, I guess answered
his small sister, who had inherited her
old mans unseemly sense of humor.-
Pittsburgh Telegraph.
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1916-04-05
IN GERMAN AVIATION CORPS

H. H. Meyer received letter Sunday
from brother of his in Germany, dated
February 10th. The letter contained
gre at many interesting items re. arding
the war. The writer's son, it appears,
is in the aviation corps and has seen
active war service in Belgium and
France, and has frequently taken aeriel
trips over the North Sea. At present
he is scouting in Galicia. The German
government is very prudent about its
food supply, the writer stated, tickets
must first be procured, which can be
for bread. The soldiers must
be served frst.-Sleepy Eye Herald
Dispatch. u s., -. $500.
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1916-04-05
NOSE CLOGGED FROM
"A COLD OR CATARRH
Apply Cream in Nostrils To
Open Up Air PASSAGES.

All! What relief! Your clogged nos-
trils open right up, the air passages Of
your head are clear and you can breathe
freely. mo more hawking, snuffling,
mucous discharge, headache, dryness-no
struggling for breath at night, your cold
or catarrh is gone
Don't stay stuffed up! Get a small
bottle of Ely's Cream Balm from your
druggist now. Apply a little of this
fragrant, antiseptic cream in your nos
trils, let it penetrate through every air
passage of the head; soothe and heal
the swollen, inflamed mucous membrane.
giving you instant relief. Ely's Cream
Balm is just what every cold and Ca
tarrh sufferer has been seeking. It's
just splendid.
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1916-04-05
Protection,

A man who employed a number of
boys to pick raspberries was quite anx-
ious to protect them from mosquitoes,
so he had wells made to tie down
around the neck. The boys were very
grateful for his kindness until they
found that there were no mosquitoes
In that locality and also that they
couldn't eat any berries with those
wells on. The protection was of an:
other sort.-Pittsburgh Press.
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1916-04-05
END SIG lIAcH. TRpURLE,
GASES or DYsPEPSIA
"Pape's piapepsln" makes Sick, Sour.
Classy stomaehs surely feel fine
In five minutes.

II what you just ate is souring on
your stomach or lies like a lump Of
lead, refusing to digest, or you belch
gas and :eructate sour, undigested
food, or have a feeling of dizziness.
heartburn, fullness, nausea, bad taste
In mouth and stomach:headache, you
can get blessed relief in five minutes.
Put an end to stomach trouble forever
by getting a large f1fty-cent case of
Pape's Diapepsin from any drug store.
You realize in five minutes how need
less it is to suffer from indigestion.
dyspepsia or any stomach disorder.
It's the quickest, surest stomach doc
toe In the world. It's wonderful.
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1916-04-05
;Onversatile Mature.

Marie, the eight-year-old hopeful of
a certain household of this city, was
seated at the breakfast table one
morning: AS usual. eggs were served.
Now, either Marie was not hungry
or she had grown tiredsof the inlevita-
Bile bill of fare, for very earnestly she
lifted her eyes to heaven and ex-
claimed: -: ~ .>,-,..:... n.y.. -. =:
II wish to goodness hens would lay
something besides eggs!' Philadel-
phia Ledger. ~,.
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1916-04-05

Celery seed should be planted in soil
having plenty of humus and of rather
sandy. texture. Barely cover the seed.
TO hold the moisture, damp cloth or
paper may be put on: Sometimes the
tat is covered with a piece Of glass and
chad d with paper. ~ =