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The daily Gate City and constitution-Democrat. (Keokuk, Iowa) 1916-1922, 1916-08-16

opment eggs when the locality produced its
meats, the householder smoked the hams and
picked the pork and the housewife dried the
berries and canned the fruits. Goldfish and
mackerel and oysters in tin boxes as the wealth
er grew cold, were the only ever-dependable
products Of the sea; and oranges were dime
apiece and bananas were toothsome raritles.
It is hard to believe that life will change as
much in the three or four decades as it has in
the last and it is utterly impossible to conceive
along what lines and in what ways these
changes will be made. And yet as every re-
cent decade has surpassed it's predecessor in
this respect, there seems reason to suspect that
innovations will multiply as the years go on and
that the long-lived youth of today will, before
he dies, look back upon this as primitive
epoch of limitations and clumsy, crude con-
trivances.
The daily Gate City and constitution-Democrat. (Keokuk, Iowa) 1916-1922, 1916-08-16
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The school teachers from this VI
cinity are attending the institute now
in session at Carthage.
Mrs. Fannie Jennings and son
Harry departed Tuesday morning for
Jewel county. Kansas, where they
will visit relatives. Harry Is our mail
carrier and will spend his vacation in
that way. Mrs. Jennings will remain
indefinitely. Harvey Herring is the
substitute mail carrier.
Mrs Charles Stein and daughter
Olive left Thursday morning for Can
ton, ILL.,, where the former will re-
ceive medical treatment. They will
visit friends and relatives at points
including Trivola, Elinwood, Peoria
and Pennington, their former home.
The Christian Bible school held its
annual election Sunday morning, re-
sulting as follows: H. L. O'Brien,
superintendent: d. C. Barber, assist
The daily Gate City and constitution-Democrat. (Keokuk, Iowa) 1916-1922, 1916-08-16
LOANS TO CHINA.

A hitch in the negotiations by which Amerl-
can bankers were to join the European group IN
loan to China is explained, for the moment.
by the American bankers preference for Euro
pean loan issues That is the explanation
publicly given. But in the background is the
very potent fact that it is not advisable to
participate in any loan where part OF the Sc
curity must consist of the intangible com
modify known as good faith.
Securities offered by Europe are much bet
ter than those possessed by shifting, struggling
China. The backing of stiff government pol
icy is desirable in any large financial dealing
with the Chinese republic. Eventually Ameri-
can bankers will take up their share of a
Chinese loan. Their participation is impera-
tive if American business interests in the east
are to be conserved. But that participation
waits on China's intention to demonstrate. an
ability to maintain stability in government
and an inclination to forge ahead under the
benevolent" watchfulness of the japanese.
The daily Gate City and constitution-Democrat. (Keokuk, Iowa) 1916-1922, 1916-08-16

ant superintendent; Goldie Kinman
jsecretary; Peter Stowe. assistant sec
rotary; Ida Clark, treasurer; Matte
Scott, pianist: Ora O'Brien, assistant
pianist; Mary Childers and Raybun
O'Brien, librarians, and Harvey Her
ring, enrolment secretary. All thesd
officers being elected by exclamation
This school will attend the picnic ID
be held at West Point next Saturday
Aug. 10.
Enoch and Esther Lyon ENTERTAINED
,, some sixty of their friends at party
Saturday evening. The downpour Of
rain did not chill their ardor in their
efforts to entertain, which consisted
of games and contests. Delicious icsl
cream and angel food cake and cocoa
nut cake was served.
Mrs. Gertrude DuvaIl OF Michigan
has purchased the d. G.. Barber prop
erty on West Main street now occs
pied by Charley Huddleston and will
take possession as soon as satisfac
tory arrangements can be made.
J. w. Fleming has threshed his
Alsac clover, which averaged over
one bushel to the acre.
Luke Garvin who has been in the
north for the past three years, was
here calling on old friends the past
week
We were favored here with fine
rain Saturday evening and night and
since we have enjoyed cool, cloudy
weather.
Grace Cappis has returned from a
visit OF several days with friends In
Tuniwell.
Elizabeth Marshall and mother Of
Carthage spent Saturday with Mr..
and Mrs. L. M. Garner.
Mr.. and Mrs. Arthur Scott spent
Sunday at the Childefs home.
Mr.. Robert Light and family will
move to Bentley in the near future.
One day recently. DR.. Seigfreid and
family. also Mr.. and Mrs. Charley
Huddleston took an auto trip to La.
Harpe. It was especially enjoyed BY
Mr. and Mrs. HuddlestOn as LaHarpe
was their former home twenty-five
years ago and they had never visited
the town since.
Geo. Shinkle has purchased new
Ford car.
The daily Gate City and constitution-Democrat. (Keokuk, Iowa) 1916-1922, 1916-08-16
iron Is Greatest of All Streno1
Builders, Says Doctor


in the proper form. And mi,
they had in some cases teen ail
ing for months without obtain;nuoc to
benefit. But don't take the old ~
Of reduced iron, iron acetate =, ~
ture Of iron simply to soye ~
cents. You must take iron IN
that can be easily absorbed oa ,of
simulated like nuxated iron !.
want It to do you any good. o,b.
wise it may prove worse than s -
less. Many an athlete or prIze.a.suas
has won the day simply hecanss1a ,e
knew the secret Of great stras
and endurance and filed bis Ms
with iron before he went int '' y
ARRAY. while many another has ~
down to VICTORIOUS defeat simn,re 81" !.
the lack Of iron.
NOTE Nuxated Iron RECOMMENDS
above by DR.. Sauer is not a nav.
medicine nor secret remedy, but ~
which is well known to druggists ~
whose iron constituents is widely NJ
scribed by eminent physicians evs.l
where. Unlike the older inorr,r;
iron products, 1t is easily assimiiats
does not injure the teeth, make ths,
black. nor upset the stomach; on m
contrary, It Is most potent remed1
in nearly all forms of indigestion. \
we'll as for nervous, rundown cona|
tons. The Manufacturers have sue1
great confidence in Nuxated Iron NJ
they offer to forfeit $4,000 to ~
charitable institution If they cannd
take any man or woman under 4
who lacks iron and increase thea
strength 200 per cent or over In ION,
weeks time provided they have N
serious organic trouble. They alsl
offer to refund your money if 1t doe,
not at least double your strength anl
endurance in ten days time. It i,
dispersed In this city by Wilkinson
& Co.. and all other druggists.
The daily Gate City and constitution-Democrat. (Keokuk, Iowa) 1916-1922, 1916-08-16

was mashed. He was take to the
hospital for treatment.
Quite large number attended the
funeral OF Grandma Lang which was
held at Franklin Sunday afternoon.
Mr.. and Mrs. Hugh Meinhardt and
children were In our city over Sun
day.
(. Mrs. A. w. Fruechte came up from
Quincy Monday for several weeks
visit with home folks, Mr.. and Mrs.
o. Refior.
several days last week.
Fred Cort Of Fairfield. for
mer resident of our city, II shaking
hands with old friends.
The daily Gate City and constitution-Democrat. (Keokuk, Iowa) 1916-1922, 1916-08-16
THE CHANGING WORLD.

Cold storage warehouses in New Jersey now
hold eighteen million dozens of eggs. seven mil
lion pounds of meat and eleven million pounds
of other foods. AS all the other states of the
union have food in storage and MANY of them
have even greater stocks on hand-or TO he
more exact on ice in chilled chambers-;t is
apparent how vastly life conditions baye
changed within the memories of mon st;II
living.
These memories go back to the DAYS beforo
tlnned foods, fir. zen meats and arrested do1,o1
The daily Gate City and constitution-Democrat. (Keokuk, Iowa) 1916-1922, 1916-08-16

Lighting dangerous waters in which
abound reefs, rocks and shoals mas
progressed from wood fires and can
dies to oil, vapor and electric lamps.
The early lighthouses were lighted by
wood or coal fires burned In open
braziers, and later by candles inclosed
in lanterns.
The daily Gate City and constitution-Democrat. (Keokuk, Iowa) 1916-1922, 1916-08-16
DoNNELLsQN.
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This community was blessed with
several good rains the last week for
which people should be thankful.
The youngest son of Mr.. and Mrs.
Joe Belm who live south OF our city
several miles, met with en- accident
Thursday while working with a
stump puller. He got one of the lum-
Der brakes below his knee and 1t
The daily Gate City and constitution-Democrat. (Keokuk, Iowa) 1916-1922, 1916-08-16

Selling seaweed is one of the func
lions OF the Philippine fishermen. The
native women make use Of it in the
preparation OF . dessert much like
gelatine.
The daily Gate City and constitution-Democrat. (Keokuk, Iowa) 1916-1922, 1916-08-16

The finest language. believe Is chiefly made up Of un,
Imposing words, eight" "sound," stars music
word. really looking at hearing In them
selves, any 'tehps" "sawdust'; 1t 10 only
that happen be signs Of something great ana oeau
tifuL-Georee Eliot.
The daily Gate City and constitution-Democrat. (Keokuk, Iowa) 1916-1922, 1916-08-16

There is one sure thing about strike-the
general public never has the slightest doubt
that whoever wins, it will have to pay for the
victory one way another.
The daily Gate City and constitution-Democrat. (Keokuk, Iowa) 1916-1922, 1916-08-16

Illinois republicans have promised 100000
nlnralitv for Hughes All Mr.. Hughes has to
do is collect.
The daily Gate City and constitution-Democrat. (Keokuk, Iowa) 1916-1922, 1916-08-16

Woman are lust as well fitted for the ballot
&c mon But there's nothing in that to make
them proud
The daily Gate City and constitution-Democrat. (Keokuk, Iowa) 1916-1922, 1916-08-16

It has been popular to refer to this country
as ssthe melting pot'' for a number of years.
Ism Il it about time the liquid was poured and
hardened into something nationalq
The daily Gate City and constitution-Democrat. (Keokuk, Iowa) 1916-1922, 1916-08-16

The republicans won the congressionai ca ls
ball game The first political straw OF the
season!
The daily Gate City and constitution-Democrat. (Keokuk, Iowa) 1916-1922, 1916-08-16

Cedar Rapids Gazette: Iowa is at
tracing more attention from the fact
that farmer lost $4,000 to bunch
or other gamblers on a fake horse race
than is bestowed upon the state in
connection with Its splendid harvests
The daily Gate City and constitution-Democrat. (Keokuk, Iowa) 1916-1922, 1916-08-16

Marshalltown Times-Republican
But those whiskers Of ,, Ham Lewis
are not in the same class with
Hughes beard. Nobody has yet
been able to poke fun at Hughes
whiskers and get away with it while
y. Hams only real hold on fame
rests On his comedy lambrequins.
The daily Gate City and constitution-Democrat. (Keokuk, Iowa) 1916-1922, 1916-08-16
DENVER. Ill.

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The daily Gate City and constitution-Democrat. (Keokuk, Iowa) 1916-1922, 1916-08-16

Cedar Rapids Republican: The
Sioux City Journal thinks that 1t may
be called single tax because not q
single farmer can be found who is In
favor of it. Does that imply that Candi
date Meredith is not entitled to be
ranked as farmer? He has at least
told the farmers how to farm.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1916-12-21

k:ns Mrs. Eggemeyer and son arr
leaving Friday and will be Joined latel
by the other guests.
With decorations in keeping with
the Yule Tide the home of Mrs. Vain
Lycan, North Twenty.f1rst street, pre-
sented pretty appearance yesterday
afternoon when a Christmas party
was given for the members of the
StitchAwhile club. Christmas bells
were used in the living room An ex.
change Of Christmas gifts was a feat.
ure. Delicious refreshments were
served. The club will meet in two
weeks.
Sunday evening the members of the
Ladies U. c. T. Social club and their
! husbands gave Mr.. and Mrs. Perry
Becher farewell party in the form
OF a surprise at the Becher home,
South Eleventh street Mr.. and Mrs.
Becher and family are leaving Deem
Der 81 for Kankakee, Illinois, where
they will reside permanently. Mrs.
Becher was presented with pretty
u, c. T. souvenir spoon by the club.
Mrs. Peter Cutler made the presenta-
ton. The evening was spent socially.
Refreshments were served.
Mr.. and Mrs. w II. keisker and son
Earl. who have had an apartment on
East Main street, have taken the
George Kemper residence. 1920 South
A street. Mr.. and Mrs. Kemper have
moved into their new home in Reeves
ton.
Sunday evening at 1880 o'clock at
the East Main Street Friends church
the following program will be given:
"The Song That Will Never Cease"
Choir
Awake, Put on thy Strength"
Mary Butler and Choir
CAS- the Hart Panteth" Ladies' Chorus
Jesus, Savior Come"-Choir.
Nov When Jesus Was Come"-Bari-
tone Solo Roy Parshall
THE Guiding Star"
Mems and Women's Chorus
Good Will and Peace"
Mildred Williams and Choir
Loves Sweetest Song"-Soprano
Solo Mrs. Ruth Hadley Dennis
Bells of Peace Choir
Joy in Heaven, Joy on Earth"
Gertrude Clark and Choir
"The Answering Hills Choir
whatsoever Belleveth"-Tenoi Solo
Otis Briggs
Every Day His Love Grows Dear
er" Mrs Emma Hadley and Choir
THE Song of the Ages"-Final chorus
Choir
Forty guests, including members and
their families enjoyed the Christmas
party given Wednesday afternoon at
the home of Mrs. G. w. Chappell, Main
street. Holly, Christmas bells and can
dies decorated the rooms. A play en-
titled. The Chaplain Family" vas Civ
en- much to the amusement of the chill
dren There was Santa Claus. An
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1916-12-21
Social Calendar

Card party at $3.50 o'clock In
the Eagles hall for wives of the
members.
Mr.. and Mrs. Bert Kolp postpon-
ed their assembly party on &C.
count Of Christmas.
HILLTOP Sewing circle meets at
the home of Mrs. Noah Hutton and
Miss Wilcox, Fort Wayne avenue.
Eastern Star Thimble party
given in the Masonic hall In after.
noon.
South Eighth Street Friends
church gives Christmas entertain.
ment in Sunday school room.
Christmas entertainment at
Second Presbyterian church.
Christmas cantata at First
Christian church entitled "Bethle-
hem"
Meeting at Central Christian
church of all children who will
take part in the Christmas enter
tainment.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1916-12-21

Christmas morning was selected by
Miss Jeanette Won Pein. daughter of
Mrs. Lena Won Pein. 1907 South Eighth
street, az the day on which she will
be married to Mr.. Lester Turner OF
Dayton. Ohio The wedding will be
solemnized in the Reid Memorial U. p.
church, the bride-elect being mem.
Der Of the church.
About the altar will be clusters Of
red flowers interminpled with green
cry A number OF relatives and friends
of the young people will be in attend
ance. Rev. J. s. Hill, pastor of the
church will officiate and the ring serv.
ice will be used The hour for the
ceremony Is 1890 o'clock. Miss Edna
Deuker. an intimate friend Of the bride
will be at the organ. Previous to the
ceremony a program of bridal airs will
a. ..iayed. Miss Marie Deuker will
sing.
After the service there will be
wedding breakfast at the Won Pein
home. Later the young people will
leave on wedding trip. They will
reside in Dayton where Mr.. Turner is
IN the employ of the city.
This afternoon Miss Jeanette Won
Pein. bride Of next week entertained
members OF her family with an in.
formal party at her home, South
Eighth street Christmas decorations
were used. Mrs. Carl Byers Of Cam
bridge City, a recent bride was among
the out Of town guests.
Mr. James Gaar Of New Mexico, will
arrive this week to spend the holidays
with his mother, Mrs w. w. Gaar at
her apartments In the Hotel Westcott.
Mr.. and Mrs Rudolph G. Leeds will
entertain with a family dinner Christ
mas day at their home in Reeveston.
Mr.. and Mrs. Milton Craighead are
leaving Saturday for Indianapolis to
spend the holidays with Mr.. and Mrs.
Carson and family.
Leaving Tuesday after Christmas
Miss Mary Clements, North Thirteenth
street, will go to Toledo, Ohio, where
holidays with school friends.
Mr.. and Mrs. Vernon Potter and chill
dren of Newport, Kentucky. will spend
the holidays with Mrs. Kirby and Mrs
POtter's grandparents, Mr. and Mrs.
Nathan Garwood, at their home, east
OF the city.
Mr. and Mrs. James w. Bennett and
daughter, Mrs. Laura Pile, with Mas
ter Everett Wilson Pile, left today for
indianapolis where they will spend the |
holidays with relatives and friends re-
turning home after New Years.
Mrs. T. j. Hatfield has returned I
from Connersville, where she has been |
visiting with her daughter, Mrs. o l.. |
Wysong and family.
Mr. and Mrs. Charles E. Marlatt, |
Miss Ruth Marlatt. Mr.. Huston Mar
latt. Mrs Maud Eggemeyer. Master
William Eggemeyer and Mr.. and Mrs |
Luther Feeger will spend Christmas
in Cincinnati the guests of Mrs. Jud-
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1916-12-21
AlvA ALEXANDER
TO DIRECT SCTOOL

WHITEWATER, Ind, Dec. 21.-The
NJ. E. Sunday school has elected the
following officers for the coming year:
Superintendent, Alva Alexander; as
sistant superintendent, Cora Hill;
Secretary, Grace Bennett; assistant
secretary, Anna Burgess; treasurer,
Bessie Alexander; cradle roll superin-
tendent, Mrs. Laural Hill; pianist,
Hazel Jennings; assistant pianist,
Echo Timons; chorister, George r..
Rank; missionary superintendent, Mrs.
Frank Knoll; Home department SUI
perintendent, Irene Austin. Rev.
]. M. Dawson of Indianapolis, who is
conducting series of revival meet
ings at the Christian church, will give
his famous lecture Saturday night,
Dec %, "The Shelton in the Closet"
Admission Is and Is cents. -. Mrs.
Carl Swietzer and daughter, Leona,
of New Paris, Mr.. and Mrs. Newton
Bunker and family, of Chester, were
the guests of Mrs. Jennie Addleman,
Sunday. Mr.. and Mrs. Fred Elliott
of Arba, were callers at this place
Sunday. :. !. Mr.. Sam Addleman was a
business visitor at Greenville, Ohio,
Monday Mr. and Mrs. Ray Barton
and family spent Sunday with Mr..
Elmer Newton and family at Lynn. {.
Miss Carrie Addleman, who has been
ill for some time, underwent an opera
ton at Reid Hospital last and is re-
ported improving. The high school
pupils are rehearsing for play,
"Brookdale Farm" which they will
stage at Laurel Hall Thursday eve
ming, December g.. 49,. Mrs. William
Curtis is visiting her daughter at
Chicago.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1916-12-21
friends. Miss Duey will return here in

friends. Miss Duey will return here in
the spring.
Miss Grace Edwards, a student at
Earlham College, has gone to Corners.
vile to spend the holidays with Mr..
and Mrs. F. M. Edwards.
Miss Goldie Fisher will go to Indi.
annapolis Saturday to spend the week
end with friends and relatives.
Last evening Miss Marian Russell
entertained members Of the A. N. C.
club at her home in West Richmond.
Guests Of the club were Miss Bernice
Pickett and Mrs. Fred Rossiter. Dec
orations suggestive of Christmas were
used In two weeks Miss Mildred
Parker has the club.
Members Of the Eta Phi Kappa sor-
GRITTY we're entertained Wednesday at
ternoon by Miss Ruth Edgerton
After a business hour there was a
social time and refreshments were
served. Several pledges will be taken
into the sorority in a month.
Mr.. Kirk BLY, of Springfield, Ohio,
will spend the holidays here with rel
atives and friends.
Mr.. Westcott Hanes Of Indianapolis,
will arrive Saturday to spend Christ
mas with his parents. Mr.. and Mrs.
Charles Hanes, Richmond avenue.
Mr.. and Mrs. Merle ] Gem OF
Grand Rapids, Mich. will spend the
holidays with Mr. and Mrs. C. w.
Gem
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1916-12-21
GIVE CHRISTMAS DANCE

MILTON, Ind, Dec. 21--A dancing
party will be given at the Boosters
hall, Thursday evening. December IS,
under direction OF the committee, John
Kirlin and B. H. Doddridge.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1916-12-21

Balsa wood is the lightest of al
lumber.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1916-12-21

Miss Grace Edwards, student at
Earlham College, has gone to Corners
vile to spend the holidays with Mr..
and Mrs. F. M. Edwards.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1916-12-21

Miss Goldie Fisher will go to Indi-
annapolis Saturday to spend the week
end with friends and relatives.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1916-12-21

Mr.. and Mrs. Charles E. Marlatt
Miss Ruth Marlatt. Mr.. Huston Mar
latt. Mrs. Maud Eggemeyer. Master
William Eggemeyer and Mr.. and Mrs
Luther Feeger will spend Christmas
in Cincinnati the guests of Mrs. Jud-
Corpus Christi caller and daily herald. [volume] (Corpus Christi, Tex.) 1911-1917, 1916-05-28
TIT -

The Act providing Tor thc incorporation ct Title Guaranty
Compancs lcNaa found under Subdivision Number o9
Article II n OF tac Revised Evil Statutes OF Texas
Since 007 h date of the passage OF the above acO there
has been number ct Companies organized in this State tor
the purpose guaranteeing land titles end they bringing
about that which the real dealers the buyer and the
seller have long sought viz has better facilities or hc
handling OF land and the Transferring OF land titles
Tile Guaranty owes existence modern business methods
and the GREAT enhancement of land values which have created
The need e.. quick and methods OF handling land titles
does that which could be done under the loucns
Law in tins Country viz Gives absolute protection for the
investment
differs materially from any other branch OF
conditions which have their origin in the past
It's Contract of Indemnity against future loss of
conditions which have their origin nj the past
II the Title found marketable the purchaser takes the title
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1916-11-01
WHAT SAC CITY FOUND.

Let US consider the case Of Sac City
where the pupils OF the public school
were medically examined not long ago
Out Of s22 pupils us needed attention.
The examiners found u with affections
of the eyes. more or less serious; for
any trouble with the eyes is always Sc
rious and liiseiy to ACKNOWLEDGEMENTS
by school work. There were ninety six
whose teeth required attention and
treatment Other physical ailments
and deficiencies were found to bring the
total Of children needing care and
treatment Of one kind and another VI
to one-third Of the entire number OF
pupils in the school.
Let US consider the case Of Sac Cits
from the welfare Of the children. Tbs
eyes of one child out Of every eigh
were found to be affected. Practicall,
all Of those cases are remediable, few
cases are irremsdiable In children, tn,
neglect may easily render them OBJ
stir -ts an irrsns6' -.ble. One child on
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1916-11-01

The affinity Is q new edition Of soul
mate in calf binding.
The latter day affinity Is the product
of the new school Of higher freedom
which wants everybody to be fully
emancipated except the newspapers
There is nothing so discouraging to
this school Of ardent soul ayiators as q
half-tone cut and four-deck head on
the front page, followed by two col
umns Of narrowing details. The aver
age affinity is In favor of high-grade
of freedom, but prefers to control the
output.
The affinity is a recent product
When the country was young and peo-
pie were obliged to work for living
they were too tired when night came to
dress up and pursue the svelte and
nimble dirorcee, There were q lot OF
peculiar, old-fashioned notions afloat
also, and most people preferred their
own wives to anybody else's. This
was a narrow, restricted view Of life,
but it led away from the divorce court
to an old age without q host Of bitter
memories crowding in upon it.
The affinity business thrives upon
vanity and idieness. We hear a lot
about the eight-hour day, but the
twelve hour man doesn't have any time
to attempt soul flights. Too many men
who reach so In this country and then
retire are trying 70 kill time with high
balls and peroxide blondes. Many q
good husband has been spoiled by
casting In too early and trying to dress
like a high school sophomore.
There would be fewer affinities rum