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The Hartford republican. (Hartford, Ky.) 18??-1926, 1916-10-13
MASTER COMMISSIONERS SALE

Ohio Circuit Court.
Mrs. w. p. Her, Admrx., ct al, Prns.
Vs.-Notice.
w. p. Hers heirs, ct al, Defts.
BY virtue of a judgment and or
der of sale of the Ohio Circuit Court
rendered at the September term,
1916, in the above cause, for the sum
of $4,000 in favor of the Farmers
State Bank, Of Brookport, Illinois.
with interest thereon at the rate of
per cent per annum from Fel-
ruary IA, 1914, until paid; also the
further sum of $1,612.6S in favor Of
J. ID. Duke, with interest thereon at
the rate of per cent per annum
from January 5, 1912, until paid, AMI
all cost herein, including the cost
of this sale, I will offer for sale by
public auction at the Office of the
Rockport Deposit Bank, Rockport,
KY, on Saturday, October IA, 1916,
at the hour of 100 p. m, on a credit
of three and six months the follow
ing described property, to-wit.:
10 shares of capital stock of the
Rockport Deposit Bank. being certi-
ficates Nos. II, So, 6S. 54, 40 and
SO; which shares of stock were OWL
ed by w. p. Her, deceased, and held
by the Farmers State Bank of Brook
port, ILL.,, as collateral security.
Also 20 shares of the capital stock
of the Rockport Deposit Bank being
certificates Nos. 81, SIS, So and 60,
which shares of the said Rockport
Deposit Bank were owned by w. T..
Her, deceased, and held by j. ID.
Duke. as collateral security, or a
sufiiciency thereof to produce the
sums of money ordered to be made.
The purchaser will be required to
execute bond with approved security
Immediately after sale.
This the 9th day of September,
1916.
OTTO C. MARTIN,
Master Commissioner.
H. p. TAYLOR, Attorney. 1873
The Hartford republican. (Hartford, Ky.) 18??-1926, 1916-10-13

ter, or somewhere, where Lily can
see 1t and IL she wishes to accept
him she comes to the tattoo expert
and has II love brave Jack Jones"
tattooed on the back of her hand
and lets Jack read IL. That breaks
the ice and the courtship proceeds.
The professor" added that the
lovers sometimes came back to have
the sentence blinded or covered. Ov-
err the writing is tattooed the Union
Jack or a dragon.
The Hartford republican. (Hartford, Ky.) 18??-1926, 1916-10-13
"Red Blood" Copy.

From a Pennsylvania local week
ly:
ITO Certain Residents of Yard
ley, Leonard X. Cox, a citizen
Of the borough of Yardley, wish to
notify the residents of the said Dor
ough that l am attending to my own
business. and that when l require
the services of any resident in the
conduct OF my personal affairs l will
so notify them. This article is
published in response to the circu-
lation of persistent rumors that
am about to be married. l further
wish to advise the general public
that. if l do get married, it is none
of their d business"
The Hartford republican. (Hartford, Ky.) 18??-1926, 1916-10-13
For Sale.

A 100 acre farm miles east of
Hartford. on the border of the oil
fields. Good dwelling. barn and 9TH
er necessary outbuildings. Young
orchard. strawberry bed and other
pleasing features. II bonds carry
inter-county seat pike will be near.
See. or write Tinsley & Barnett.
Hartford. KY, for further particu-
lars.
The Hartford republican. (Hartford, Ky.) 18??-1926, 1916-10-13
For a Muddy Complexion.

Take Chamberlain's Tablets and
adopt a diet of vegetables and GER
eals. Take outdoor exercise daily
and your complexion will be greatly
improved within a few months. Try
1t. Qbtainable everywhere. m
The Hartford republican. (Hartford, Ky.) 18??-1926, 1916-10-13
He Was The Whole of 1t.

Over the wire to the parsonage
came this request:
"The bishop would like to meet at
the church this evening the pastor,
the class leader, the Sunday School
superintendent, the presidents of the
Cradle Roll and of the young peoples
societies, the president of the Mis-
sionary Society, the chorister and the
sexton"
"All right! I'll be there" was the
answer.-The Christian Herald.
The Hartford republican. (Hartford, Ky.) 18??-1926, 1916-10-13
A Hacking Cough Weakens the Sys

Don't suffer with a hacking cough
that has weakened your system-get
bottle of DR.. Kings New Discovery,
in use over 40 years. and benefiting
all who use it, the soothing pine
balsam with tar heal the irritated air
passages-soothes the raw spots,
loosens the mucous and prevents
racking the body with coughing. DR..
Kings New Discovery induces nat
ural sleep and aids nature to cure
you.
The Hartford republican. (Hartford, Ky.) 18??-1926, 1916-10-13
USEEIV-vER-LAx
For Lazy Liver and
the Troubles Of
Constipation.

Feel right all the time. Don't lay OF
from work for days by taking calomei
when pleasant Lio- Ver-Lax keeps yov
on your feet, while relievingyour troub.
lie, Safer too, and easy to take: Don't
take anything else. You can't afford
it. Eliminates poisons, cleanses. sys
TEN and relieves constipation. A nat
ural remedy, natural in its actions, sure
in its effect and certain in results. II
won't be long before Liz Ker-Lax VIII
completely displace calomel in ever{
home. Children can take it freely and
with perfect safety. Every bottle guar
anteed. SOC and 81 in bottles. None
genuine without the likeness and sigma
ture of L. X. Grigsby. For sale by
J. H. WILLIAMS. Hartford. Ky
The Hartford republican. (Hartford, Ky.) 18??-1926, 1916-10-13
Children Cry
FOR FlETCRER'S
Q a s TORIA
Beware of Ointments for
Catarrh that Contain Mercury

as mercury will surely destroy the sense
OF smell and completely derange the
whole system when entering II through
the mucous surfaces. Such articles should
never be used except on prescriptions
from reputable physicians. as. the damage
they will do is ten fold to the good you
can possibly derive from them. Halls
Catarrh Cure. manufactured by F. j..
Cheney & Co., Toledo. o., contains no
mercury, and Is taken internally. acting
directly upon the blood and mucous sur
faces of the system. In buying Halls
Catarrh Cure be sure you get the genu-
inc. 1t is taken internally and made in
Toledo. Ohio. by f. ]. Cheney & Co. Tes-
timonials free.
Sold by Druggists. Price 75c per bottle.
Take Halls Family Pills for constipation.
The Washington times., 1916-11-07
Election Day
Diffic ulties
BeSet Women

When One Is Only a Poor,
Weak Female, 1t Is An
Awful Thing to Be An In
terested Spectator At Elec-
ton Time, for Nobody
Wants to Be Bothered
With Us. Yet We Must
Be Taken Care Of!
The Washington times., 1916-11-07
Pain Is Felt Close to
Trouble Seat, Not, AS
Many Believe, In Brain
BY DIR. LEONARD KEENE HIRsHBERG.

ings are felt in the front OF the sbdoS
men. but the trouble IN located IN the
abdominal chamber among the coils of
A popular writer on pain says that
the sensation OF discomfort. that dis
turbance OF sensation which we call
pain. is felt only In the brain. and
hence. strictly speaking. exists there"
Special Sense Organ.
There IL not only no pain In the brain.
but the brain 10 as lacking In any kind
OF sensation as IL the switchboard In
the central station OF a telephone ex-
change The brain. like the nerves.
merely transfers. conveys. and passes
to the other tissues, where they are Co.
ordinated and fused into memories and
motions materials and tissue sub
Merely to block or deaden a nery.
strlng-as Ia done by physioiogists--
from the seat of pain to its link with
tne brain. does not prove that the brain
holds this sensation. The same thing
may be repeated with hundreds OF DIFF
terent kinds OF animals which have no
orsIns. These creatures exhibit sensa-
tons to pain.
TO pick out q nerve as surgeons do,
10 inject Into II novocaine to stop the
pain. demonstrates that the sensation
OF pain 70 In the sense organ near the
skin. and not at all In the brain. This
IL proved by anesthetixing, cutting or
paralyzlng the motor nerve which
reaches the muscle. The analogous fact
that the upper stretches Of these nerves
IN the brain. when choked or wounded
oy apoplexies. ais cause a sensatn If
motion In the muscles. confirms the fsct
that sensations are In the sensory struc-
lures and not In the brain. just as mo-
ton depends upon the muscle and not
upon the brain. Animals move without
m
them.
Obviously. the anatomy and physi-
ology OF man II In a fair way to be
better understood. now that the brain
fetch and worship Of this false god Of
the mind. like Baal. has been over
thrown. II practical treatments and
cures OF troublesome sensations are di-
rected al the source OF the mischief. l.
stead OF at the transfer exchange, the
brain. permanent BENEFITS may be looked
for
tcopyr't, 1916 by Newspaper Feature ssrvics).
The Washington times., 1916-11-07
BY a Woman.
r \ AVE PITY on me.
~ For / am a woman.


- For am a woman.
L i The election means more to
me. than even my new fall
hat. or my suit. or my shoes.
Yet / am counted as a rank out
dder.
Just because II is not considered
proper for me to appear in saloons
and on the streets, unescorted at
night, I am left alone.
MY male relatives do not wish to be
bothered with me,
] am excess baggage. have no place
to go.
Even though I have professed my
willingness to
Sit alone in a theater. and 70 home
In a cab. they say
] must have an escort.
Yet no one Is willing to take the Job.
1 can go to- the market on Saturday
night alone. carry a basket. brush
elbows with all sorts OF characters
bickcr with terrible looking people.
eleven:
I Gan pillow through the. stores on
Christmas Eve alone:
i can seek my small son ot the hour
Or dusk on the highway. on the by
I can stav alone In a house for weeks
WIN robbers. plumbers. grocery
eierks, chance cleaners, and other
dangerous characters:
1 can vote and enter into the marts
OF trade:
ret cannot go downtown alone on
Woe is me! THE CONDUCTOR.
The Washington times., 1916-11-07

son was over we would be OF to the
seaside for the holiday. These halcyon
days at Ramsgate are especially vivid
made immortal in the
legends by the fearsome tale Of
'smuggler BILL. who was raced over
the cliff by the devil himself
Read of "Smuggler Bill"
used to read to three deiishttully terri
fed children the blood curdling adven-
ture OF 'smuggler Bill When he
would reach the word 'Bangl' there
the verse In a low, mysterious tone.
very tense. and holding on to us as
though TO protect us from impending
DANGER He proceeded rapidly In this
huehed, tense tone until ne reached the
with such a shout that the cavern
echoed again. and we, gloriously fright
ened. would be hurled from him by the
Ioree OF the explosion, huddled together
ana Wide eyed. to approach again for
These nerve-racking rec.tations especial
ly appealed TO my small brother Sam.
who would frequently drag my father
from his writing desk. or even from his
meals; saying Ia wants the "Mugsier's
g Don't .shootl' said my elder brother.
Bang" shouted Mr.. Jefferson, and
the three small lads fled in dismay.
1T did not take long for us to make
We were soon taken to see Rip and
then we played Rip ourselves. assisted
played many plays. The rockery in our
In the. Kaatskill Mountains. Sleepy
Hollow materallzed with the swift
magic OF childhood's thought which can
make one a gnome, or a giant. or a
flea or an elephant within the twinkling
of an eye. My brother Sam was a
gnome. and had to crawl about on all
tours. He. however. was very mutinous.
and no matter what character we cast
him for, he would insist on introducing
the climactic speech from my father
hero cries; Up. guards, and at 'em.
Quite regardless Of plot or play, sam
would cry this at inopportune moments,
and when rebuked would mutter in his
own secret language and conspire
against our peace Of mind"
Nursed on Many Knees.
Il have BEEN" comments Mr.. sothern,
baby in America. While the men and
women Of my fathers generation were
yet alive I would constantly meet elder
ly people, males and females, who
would exclaim: Why. ] nursed you on
couldock, Mrs. Waicot. Joe Jefierso ,n
Stoddart. William Warren. Mrs. Vim
cent? could name a thousand In pub
lie and private life whose knees Rad
accommodated me; From knee to knee
! would seem to have hoped as birds
from bough to bough. I must have re-
posed upon as many bosoms as did
Queen Elizabeth on four post beds.
Whether j was nursed thus because I
was beautiful or good. or because the
last good Samaritan desired TO hand me
on rapidly to the next. history saith
not. Perchance my mother, in her busy
life Mt that time. had constantly to san
to the bystanders. Here! hold the
baby" while she ran to take up her
cue at rehearsal: the infant would haye
to be controlled by an alien hand, while
Ride a Cock-horse' and Pat.a-cake,
The Washington times., 1916-11-07

bakers man may have been sung In
my ear by many an unwilling nurse.
1T In not always that one may excite
admiration concerning ones personal
charms before one has entered upon
this stage OF fools. Such. however. was
my good fortune. have a letter. writ
ten by my father from New Orleans to
his sister In England. Il says:
"'Lytton In the most strictly beauti-
full child you ever saw. Fan tmy
mother is looking over my shoulder
as ! wgite and says: "Of course. the
baby WIN be the same"
"Baby Was Myself
6. 1859, at 70 Bienville street. New Or
leans, the baby appeared. My father,
careful To remember unimportant de-
tails, made a memorandum In scrap
book Of theatrical notices; among other
notes, such as the sum due his land
lady and the number and variety OF ar
ticles q clothing in the wash, he had
jotted down: December g. 1889. a. m.
70 Bienville street. New Orleans, boy
born
that; baby may readily be mislaid,
and Il Is always wise to make notes"
And there 10 a great deal more. just as
delightful in THE Melancholy Tale OF
Nc" Personally we think II Is the hest
reading "reminiscences ever written.
but that doesn't preclude anybody In
the world buying the book. reading II.
and forming a private opinion. Incl
dcntally, there is well-authen-
Heated rumor that for small con-
sideration to be devoted TO the British
The Washington times., 1916-11-07
THE TIMES DAILY MAGAZINE PAGE
Edward H. Sothern, Author, Is introduced
Through The Melancholy Tale of Me-

How E. A. Sothern, E. H. Sothern, Sar
Sothern, and Joseph Jefferson Played
at "Muggler's Leap Is Only One of
the Bits Which Make This Biogra-
ply interesting; But 1t Is More
Than Interesting, 1t Is Alive
The Washington times., 1916-11-07
Ten Command
ments of Youth

1. Have one chief. absorbing interest
In life!
.. Have other interests. little inter
ests" Of life. to keep you from becoming
one-sided.
3. Decide what are the Essentials OF
your life and concentrate upon them.
4. Decide what are the non-essentials
and disregard them.
8. Be interested In everything that
happens. for the moment, but 10 not let
the interest become too deep.
8. Eat what you like when y,u Ike,
but not as much as YOU like.
!. Drink much water and lemonade.
s. Sleep whenever you are sleepy.
.. Stop to rest for a minute, many
times a day. These little rests prolong
life.
10 Find your work. Then reKur.l that
work as q pleasure. not a penalty.
The Washington times., 1916-11-07
She Solved the Problem.

Mrs. A. was considerably annoyed TO
ind her neighbours chickens cont nu-
ously overrunnlng her garden.
Go. round TO the next door, jane
she said to the maid servant, land point
out to Mrs. b. that her chickens bother
us good deal. and ask II she'll kindly
try to keep them nj home"
The girl returned with a sat SIZED lock
on her face.
~ don't fancy We shall ave 'sm
around ere again In a 'urry. ma'am."
she replied.
81 hope you were polite. Jane" re-
marked the mistress.
"Oh. yes ma am" came the reply.
chickens Amt KEEP at home you won't be
Rettin' so many eggs of a morning, an
we shall be catin' poultry"
The Washington times., 1916-11-07
cHEB AND PAINS are as real
istic a. sights and sounds.
Each are transferred by way

~ istic a. sights and sounds.
~ Each are transferred by way
OF the sense nerves to the other
tissues such as the muscles.
Whenever any one tells you that q
palm Ia imaginary" they are telling
tho truth In an entirely different way
than the one Intended. what they
mean to convey Is that the victim has
no pain at all. but merely has q hsilu-
cinatlon Of suffering. what they ac-
tually say 10 that the person afflicted
has a pain Impression. which 10 the
truth.
An Imaginary pain" IL an honest-to-
goodness cross the heart ache. In your
cosmos there is something to incite the
sense Of pain. Just as light excites the
sense OF sight. To be sure. Just as Joan
OF Arc had visions. just as paranoiacs
have decisions. Just as the alcoholic in
sane have Authorizations, some with Q
mental twist. an internal disorder Of
paraesthesias' or pains not due TO
the usual realities of pature. Treatises
upon insanity consider such conditions.
Pain II not so easily dismissed In
persons with clear intellects. II IL not
disposed OF as easily as Spartans.
stoics. Sioux Indians. and other brave
persons would have you believe. There
In almost always a physical basis of
pain. just a. there II of sight. sound.
smell. taste. touch and other sensa-
tions, To deny pain 10 much the same
as TO deny hearing or muscle sense.
A Popular Fsllsey.
There Is a difference. Of course. be-
tween sight. sound, and pain. This DIFF
ference consists in the specific and par
ticular location OF the other senses. The
location OF pain. may be described as
being like >the Irishman's flea: When
ever you put your finger on Il, Il Ia not
there. A toothache may be the other
tooth than the one you told the dentist
to pull.
CHILDREN with serious hip Joint dis
cases have pains in the lower legs.
which foolish parents lightly dismiss as
growins pains" as II hair. nails, bones.
mesh. and blood ever give pain as they
grow. There are no such things as
growing palms" and II Is high time
,,yery mothers son OF a civilized ma
Pains in the back. hip. knee. and
other remote places ore often traced to
nat feet. fallen arches. and other dis
tant areas. Colicky and Granny feel
The Washington times., 1916-11-07
Grape Preserves.

Take fine ripe grapes and first thor
oaehly wash. pick carefully from stems
and pop pulps from skins, doing two at
time. one in each hand between the
thumb and foretinger. Put the pulp In a
preserving kettle and stew gently until
the seeds are loosened; then strain and
rub II through sieve or fine colander.
Add the skins and weigh. and to every
pound of this add one pound OF granu-
lated sugar. Put the skins and Jude
in kettle. cover closely, and cook
slowly until the skins are tender. While
still boiling add the sugar and turn the
hre very low, then keep very hot for
fifteen minutes. and when the sugar is
thoroughly dissolved pour the fruit in
Jars and seal at once.
The Washington times., 1916-11-07

What did you do when you loL.s~
you were lost7" demanded Tommy. who
wanted to hear the rest OF the expert
ence.
II tried 70 keep from getting ratified"
answered his father. and kept walking
north as long as the sun was up. But
was getting away from the mountains
i laid down on a soft mound Of sand
and went to sleep. At daybreak ] was
The Washington times., 1916-11-07
Pork Shanks en- Casserole.

Skin and wash two pork shanks.
Dredge with flour and brown nicely In
butter. lard or bacon fat, Place In cass-
eroie and barely. cover with hot water
trnscd from frying PAM. An hour be-
Tore serving add salt and pepper TO
taste, six young carrots cut in uuar-
tiers and pint OF small potatoes peel-
eo, Thicken gravy. and pour all in
platter with biscuits
The Washington times., 1916-11-07
RECIPES
Potato Pudding,

S'sht tablespoonfuls OF grated, mcaly
ociied potatoes ,those left from the day
BEFORE are besb. eight eggs. eight table,
Hpoonfuls sugar and the Juice Of one a nd
a half lemons. "'
Scat the yolks of the eggs with the
sugar until very light. Then add the
potato and the lemon juice. Mix we'll
aoo add me white OF the eggs. beaten
Juice.
The Washington times., 1916-11-07

tcOpyrt, 1915. by Newspaper Feature Service,
The Washington times., 1916-11-07
Mock Mincc Pie. .

\ Four crackers. rolled one and n half
Ups sugar. one cup ,molasses. one-halr
Pup boiled cider. one and one-half Guns
raisins, seeded and chopped: one-half
cup butter. spice to taste. Bake with
The Washington times., 1916-11-07

Red Cross. the author will autograph
copies.
1.-The Melancholy Tale OF Me-" by Ed
yard II. Sothern. published by Charles
Scribners Sonsl
The Washington times., 1916-11-07

Ito complete the picture draw a
straight line from the dot marked 4
to the dot marked u aud 40 on
, through the alphabet)
Copyright. 1915. by John n. Wheeler. Ine.)
The Holly chieftain., 1916-05-12


country
a American be is
Turning moment from documents
zeshp universally
national which defines citizen
either
entitled to reciprocal protection from it. Further: A citizen
now have before the authoritative definition
free enter into study discussion subject
Economic League will be in the
his responsibility to his fellow
males
chiefly to 90 in for the rights privileges
ABOVE would
production or auxiliary manufacture
all laws framed in the interest Of
ume of be-
reaching
benefits Of during the
such period only" = -
The Holly chieftain., 1916-05-12
Chronic Oiscouraaers.

1t Is really very curious to observe
how, even in modern times. the acts
Of encouragement prevail. There are
men whose sole pretence to wisdom
consists in administering discour-
agement. They are never at a loss.
They are equally ready to prophesy.
with wonderful ingenuity, all possible
varieties of misfortune to any enter
prise that is proposed; and when the
thing is produced, and has met with
some success, to find a flaw in tt
Helps.
The Holly chieftain., 1916-05-12
Opportunities.

Life, your life and mine, the hum
blest and most prosalc life, is filled.
crowded, with the most beautiful, the
most glorious opportunities; even
the seamy side of it is jeweled
with splendid chances of manhood
and womanhood; every day and every
hour the good angels OF our destiny
are whispering, singing, shouting their
invitations in our ears to take from
the open hand of time treasures Of
immortal northumberland Glad
den.
The Holly chieftain., 1916-05-12
Saved Vines From snaiI..

An account was published some
years ago of the clearing out of a
celebrated vineyard known as the
Clos de Vougeot. in France, from
which no fewer than 12O bushels of
snails were removed at cost in labor
of more than one hundred francs less
than the price obtained by the sale of
the snails. It was estimated that
these snails would have damaged the
vines to an extent represented by the
value of fifteen to twenty pipes of
wine.
The Holly chieftain., 1916-05-12
How to Use a Thermometer.

In most cases = thermometer hung
in the fresh air will not give the actual
temperature of the air, because it may
be subjected to the direct rays of the
sun and because radiation from the
thermometer can take place unim-
peded. Probably the best way to ex-
pose thermometer in order to deter
mine the temperature of the air is to
hang it in shelter SO made that air
may blow freely through it. A good
result may be obtained also by rapidly
whirling the thermometer in any out
door shade.
The Holly chieftain., 1916-05-12
Quite Simple.

An old woman was put in the wit.
ness box to tell what she knew about
the humiliation Of prize pig by q
motor car. Being sworn, she was
asked II she had seen the car kill the
pig in question. Il seed It," Then"
said counsel, tell the court in as few
words as possible just how 1t oc-
Cured" "Yes, sir. 1t jest footed and
tuck him."
The Holly chieftain., 1916-05-12
Marked Resemblance.

Before entering pond or stream
Q moccasin or other water snake fills
himself with wind, and" helpfully
began Professor Pate. "The average
Hon, does exactly the same before
he enters the Legislature" interrupted
the Old Codger. THE said wind keeps
him afioat on the surface of things for
a short time. but when 1t is finally ex-
PEELED he either sinks to the bottom or
gets out. kansas City Star.
The Holly chieftain., 1916-05-12
Wit Always Welcome.

Wit makes its own welcome and
levels all distinction. No dignity, no
learning, no force of character can
make any stand against good wit. 1t
is like ice, on which no beauty of form,
no majesty Of carriage, can plead any
immunity; they must walk gingerly,
according to the laws of ice, or down
they must go, dignity and all.-Emer.
son.