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The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1916-06-02
Dad To Have A cola Hang ON.

Don't let your cold hang on, rack
I xour system and become chronic
MRsn DR.. Bells Pine-Tar-H Honey will
SD you. 1t heals the infiamma-
ION, soothes the cough and loosens
.khe phlegm. You breathe easier at
once. DR.. Bells Pine-Tar-Hone is
laxative Tar Syrup, the pine tar
balsam heals the raw spots, loosens
the mucous and prevents irritation
the bronchial tubes. Just get a
sRae OF DR.. Bells Pine-Tar-Hon
today it's guaranteed to help you
At druggists.
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1916-06-02
Ereazina Water.

Water contracts until It Is reduced to
20 degrees and then expands till 1t
freezes. The expansion of frozen wa
ter is because the ice crystals tit less
closely than the particles of water did
Nine cubic inches Of water will be
come, when frozen. Ten cubic inches
OF fee.
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1916-06-02

When you hear a fellow constant
1y grumbling about his luck he is
simply advertising the fact that he is
getting exactly the luck that he is
entitled to.
If it be true that man is descended
from the apes we fear the apes
would be ashamed to admit the re-
lationship to some Of US.
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1916-06-02
Learninu DRILLING.

Bill-Where's your brother?
JiIl-Oh. he's downtown learning to
arill
AAhl Is he going to be soldier?"
mo, a dentist --Y onkers Statesman
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1916-06-02
Carrots Fed Cows to Color MIX.

carrots Fed Cows 70 Color MIX.
Carrots are sometimes fed to color
the cows butter. Milk is not richer
when yellow, but only has more color
ing matter from the cows feed.-Farm
and Fireside.
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1916-06-02

Be of good cheer about death and
know Of certainty that no evil can
happen to good man, either in life or
after death. plato
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1916-06-02
stomach Troubles and Constipation.

STOMACH Troubles ana COElsUIpAtdUH'
IT will cheerfully say that Cham
berlain's Tablets are the most salts
factory remedy for stomach troubles
Id constipation that have sold in
thirty-four years drug store ser
vice. writes S. H. Murphy, druggist,
! Wellsburg, N. Y. Obtainable every
where.
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1916-06-02

When fellow fdgets and
squirms he is generally getting
ready to say nothing or tell a
whooper.
The Dolores star., 1916-02-18
FALLING HAIR MEANS
DANDRUFF IS ACTIVE
Save Your Halrl Get q rs Cent Bottle
OF Danderine Right Now-Aiso
Stops Itching Scalp.

Thin, brittle, coloriess and lscraggy
Aair Ii mute evidence of a neglected
scalp; Of dandruff-that awful scurf.
There il nothing 30 destructive to
the hair as dandruff. 1t robs the hair
Of its luster. its strength and its very
life: eventually producing a feverish.
ness and itching Of the scalp. which
II not remedied causes the hair roots
to shrink. loosen and die-then the
hair falls out fast. A little Danderine
tonight-now-any time-will surely
save your hair.
Get a rs cent bottle of Knowlton's
Danderine from any store. and after
the first application your hair will
take on that life, luster and luxuriance
which is SO beautiful. 1t will become
wavy and fluffy and have the appear.
ance Of abundance; an Incompatible
gloss and softness, but what will
please you most will be after just q
few weeks use, when you will actual.
1y see a lot of fine, downy hair-new
dair-growing all over the scalp Adv.
The Dolores star., 1916-02-18
COFFEE WAS IT.
People Slowly Learn the Facts.

All my life I have been q slave to
coffee. 1 kept gradually losing my
health, but l used to say nonsense. it
don't hurt me-
Slowly l was forced to admit the
truth and the final result was that my
nervous force was shattered.
my heart became weak and uncer-
tain in its action and that frightened
me. Then my physician told nee that
I must stop drinking coffee or could
never expect to be we'll again.
Il thought of Postum but could
hardly bring myself to give up the
coffee.
Finally I concluded that I owed It
to myself to give Postum trial. got
q package and carefully followed the
directions, and what . delicious, nour-
ishing, rich drink it was! Do you
know. I found it very easy to shift
from coffee to Postum.
Almost Immediately after I made
the change l found myself better, and
es the days went by kept on improv.
ing. My nerves grew steady, I slept
well and felt strong and well-balanced.
Now the old nervousness IL gone and
I am we'll once more"
1t pays to give up the drink that
acts on some like . poison, for health
is the greatest fortune one can have.
Name given BY Postum Co., Battle
Greek, Mich.
Postum comes in two forms:
Postum cereaI-the original form
must be well boiled. 16c and 26c pack
ages.
instant Postum-a soluble powder
dissolves quickly in . cup of hot va
ter, and. with cream and sugar, makes
. delicious beverage Instantly. soc and
Soc tins.
Both kinds are equally delicious and
cost about the same per cup.
there's . Reason" for Postum.
sold BY 0Foce9s.
The Dolores star., 1916-02-18
S u DDEN DEATH
Caused By Disease of the Kidneva

The close connection which exists
between the heart and the kidneys is
Wen known nowadays. As soon a.
Aioneys are diseased, arterial tension
u increased and the heart functions
are attacked. When the kidneys no
longer pour forth waste, uremic Dol.
ooning occurs. and the person dies and
the cause is often given as heart dis
ease. or disease of brain or lungs,
1t Is good insurance against such q
risk to send 10 cents for a large trial
package Of "Anuric'-the latest dis
covery Of DR.. Pierce. Also send a
sample Of your water. This will be
examined without charge by expert
chemists at DR.. Pierce's Invalids' Ho-
tel. Buffalo. N. Y. When you suffer
nom backache. frequent or scanty
urine. rheumatic pains here or there,
Or that constant tired. WORKOUT feel
ing. It's time to write DR.. Pierce, de-
scribe your symptoms and get his
The Dolores star., 1916-02-18

the he
chimney
the
Father .
forthcoming
equally obstacles before him
the Herald
notice things the Washington end did right Father
cluded
his friend
employed father
Their
certain finishing
The " lady him about
OF his identity The wife the president having finished with
morning description
The Dolores star., 1916-02-18
AnehIe'o Neck.

Little WILHELM small boy stories
the central figure 10 nearly always
named Little Willie-came running
into the house. suffering In his ex.
element:
Mommer." he painted, do you know
Archie Sloan's neck?"
DO l know what?" asked his
mother.
DO you know Archie Sloan's neck p
repeated her offspring.
Il know Archie Sloan," answered
the puzzled parent: so l suppose !
must know his neck. Why?"
Well" said Willie. he Just now
fell into the backwater up to it."-Sat.
urday Evening Post.
The Dolores star., 1916-02-18

the safest place the
not
the other hand under such foolish
can DO beneath
some distance from large buildings
Never 60 wire fence during a Thunderstorm.
absolutely
underground las cyclone
work But right here
building
ming rods because 1t lightning
Next best respect Of safety the properly rodde
hit Just about fifty times often
The Dolores star., 1916-02-18

medical opinion. without charge-ab-
solutely free. This "Anuric' Of DR..
pierce's 10 81 times more active than
lithia, for 1t dissolves uric acid in the
system. as hot water does sugar.
Simply ask for DR.. Pierce's Anuric
Tablets. There can be no imitation.
Every package OF "Anuric" IL sure to
be DR.. Pierce's. You will find the sig
nature on the package Just as you do
on DR.. Pierce's Favorite Prescription,
the ever-famous friend to ailing
women.
Worry 10 . frequent cause and
sometimes q symptom OF kidney dis
ease. Thousands have testified to i'm
mediate relief from these symptoms
after using DR.. Pierce's Anuric Tablets
for the kidneys and backache.
DR.. Pierce's Favorite Prescription
makes weak women strong, sick
women we'll. No alcohol. Sold in
tablets or liquid.
The Dolores star., 1916-02-18
Reminder.

Look here" said the indignant
house owner to the agent from whom
he had bought his home on the in
stallment plan. The paneling in my
dining room is opening up so you can
put your finger tb rough the cracks"
That's all right" replied the agent.
"The house is settling. And that re-
minds me. It's about time you settled
up for last months installment."
The Dolores star., 1916-02-18
Safety First.

George felt he was safe. They were
standing at the front gate.
Won't you come into the parlor
and sit little while. George. dear?"
Moo. think not" replied George,
hesitatingly.
Il wish you would" the girl went
on; Its awful lonesome. Mother has
gone out, and father is upstairs, groan.
ing with rheumatism in the legs
Both legs?" asked George.
Yes, both legs"
Then I'll come in"
The Dolores star., 1916-02-18

United States government bureau Of
standards. which has published q
Lightning Book, summing up the re-
suits Of an elaborate investigation It
has made of the subject.
II a house be struck by lightning,
this authority says, there is no place
anywheD inside of 1t that is safe.
The death-dealing agent may pene-
trate anywhere. rendering escape i'm.
possible. But some places. such as
those above mentioned, are more dan
gerOu8 than others Ont NJ dora In
The Dolores star., 1916-02-18


Korea Formosa Egypt China
he farmer
the minute work of this service that the publicity
enlisted
landing
the heliograph. Of
The Dolores star., 1916-02-18
Up-to-0atl

Up-to-0ate.
How IL Doctor Wombat a. . physi-
Giant"
Best ever. When you get exhaust
ed over bridge he prescribes dancing
as q rest cure"
The Dolores star., 1916-02-18

superintendent OF the senate preSa,
gallery. Father was in charge Of
the New York Herald bureau in WASH
ington for 81 years. II ever q man
was truly on the job 1t was the repre-
sentative Of the Herald: 1t little mat
tered to the home office how he Sc
cured the news. their ever ready
question was. why didn't we have
IT,? Excuses were never in order:
the news was the only answer.
The wedding of Miss Nellie
The Dolores star., 1916-02-18
PREPAREDNESS
70 F0rtify The System Against 0rip

when Grip h prevalent LAXATIVE BRoMO
QUlNINE should be taksn. - this eonbinatioa
Of Ouinins with other Ingredients. dsstroys
Keeps the. system In condition to Withstand
Gods. Grip and Influenza. There IL only saa
"BROMO QUlNISR-" Z w. GROVES cir
nature on boz. ssc.
The Dolores star., 1916-02-18
Simplifed.

I'm trying to figure out a way to
enlarge the lobby of my theater," said
the manager. Its entirely too small"
"Why not cut out the box Officer"
suggested one of his patrons. Il
haven't been able to buy a ticket
there in three years. The spectators
have them ALL"
The Dolores star., 1916-02-18

Don't be misied. ASK for Red Croa
Bag Blue. Makes beautiful white eloshss
A. ell good grocefs. Adv.
The Dolores star., 1916-02-18

1t is better to hit the bull's-eye In
q short sermon than tire the sim
ner into repentance with a long one.
The Dolores star., 1916-02-18

II Ia hard to convince q schoolboy
that summer vacation days are longer
than winter school DAYS
The Dolores star., 1916-02-18
Uncle Sam Issues Information About Lightning

you ind yourself indoors during don't
1t Is
the telephone and don't touch door
The Dolores star., 1916-02-18

Not every young man who smells Of
gasoline owns an automobile. Per
haps he cleans his own clothes.
The Dolores star., 1916-02-18

AS rule the world never sympa-
thizes with the married man whose
nose is against the grindstone.
The Dolores star., 1916-02-18
Washington Scientists Measuring the Suns Heat

"A NhOUT OF small frame buildings
"a tion, at Washington, houses the G
physical observatory, where much int
ing the heat sent out by the sun, and
ascertaining whether this heat varies
from day to day. The results of these
experiments, or, rather, observations,
are Of no little moment, since they
tell Of the great heat-supply force Of
nature which affects all life, animal
and plant.
The amount of heat received on
the earth from the sun varies with
the transparency Of the atmosphere.
II this Transparency can be assumed
constant for two hours on fine days.
the loss Of the suns heat in passin,
This assumption was attacked on the
But the members Of the observatory
observations and measurements at ,
stmoepherie clsarness. and elevation.
The Dolores star., 1916-02-18
Problem Solved.

ETVUIGNT SOIVSOs
Great Publisher--We find this novel
Of yours is twice as long as it should
be.
Great Author-But can't waste all
that material.
Great Enthusiastically not Our
idea is to cut 1t in half and make two
novels Of it.-Judge.
The Dolores star., 1916-02-18

Makes the laundress happy-that's Red
cfcss Bae Blue. Makes lake beautiful clear
The Dolores star., 1916-02-18

marine corps. Most everyone know.
something or other about the blue
Jackets. for their feats on land and OF
have been described SO voluminously
that every detail OF their work and
play is known. But how about the
marines?
Does the city or farmer boy know
that the navy's first battle was Tough,
and entirely won by the marines; that
they served under John Paul Jones
and raised the American flag II
Tripoli? Does he know that the Cit,
The Dolores star., 1916-02-18

Diplomacy is often knife in the
hands of the underhand.
The Dolores star., 1916-02-18

A girl sometimes encourages one
man in order to make some other man
Jealous.
The Dolores star., 1916-02-18

p.urris,s refand Money II Il PA2o oiSTHBNT falls
70 cure, Itching, Blind, Bleeding Or Protrudins
The Dolores star., 1916-02-18
Press Agents Work Helping the Marine Service

w taking
sbou the Oldest
The Dolores star., 1916-02-18
Reporting a White House Wedding Of Years Aqo

sCHE
similar White
The Dolores star., 1916-02-18

Self-confidence is all right II you are
n a position to back 1t up.
The Dolores star., 1916-02-18
The Fad.

Knicker-Tired?
Bocker-Yes. was up all night
skating the baby.
The Dolores star., 1916-02-18
No ESca d

No Escape.
rs insomnia catching?"
when the baby has it."-Boston
Transcript.
The Dolores star., 1916-02-18

All the good novelists are rich-in
imagination.
The Dolores star., 1916-02-18

To women who are suffering from some form d
womans special ills and have constant fear of breaking
down. the three following letters ought to bring hope:
The Dolores star., 1916-02-18

Hawaii's output in pineapples this
year will be nearly ten million cans.
The Dolores star., 1916-02-18
Testimony from Oklahom.

1aXton Okla-swhen I began to take Lydia r pnlhanns
Vegetable Compound seemed to be good for nothing tired easily
and had much Of time and irregular
good at that time fail to recommend Lydia Pnkhamb
for me"-Mrs A. L MoCAs11xp 500 Have St, LAYTON Okla
The Dolores star., 1916-02-18

II you must knock, get o0t fnts 10
middle Of . 40-acre lot bscaro 20
swing your hammer.
The Kennewick courier-reporter. [volume] (Kennewick, Wash.) 1914-1938, 1916-08-31

joke simply because he is am
bilious, aggressive and possessed
of ambitions that overreach his
capabilities.
Mr.. Hawkins has aspired, does
and probably always will aspire
to political honors. These aspi-
rations are entirely commenda-
tory and because of them he
should not be dubbed a joke. The
only thing the matter with MIR.
Hawkins is that he is tempera-
mentally and educationally un-
qualified for public office and he
doesn't know it. ...
Ou. observations have led us
to the opinion that Mr.. Hawkins
idea of the duties of a legislator
is too hazy and his ideas of
needed legislative enactment are
The Kennewick courier-reporter. [volume] (Kennewick, Wash.) 1914-1938, 1916-08-31
JENKINS PLATFORM

IT is not usual in county politics
i to have two candidates for the
same office who possess such
equal qualifications as do M. G..
Dele and w. S. Jenkins, who are
seeking the republican nominal
tion for the office of county clerk.
Both men stand high in their
own communities and among
their acquaintance in the coun-
ty. Both enjoy unimpeachable
regulations for honesty, integ-
rity, uprightness and good citi-
zenship. Both have good records
for clerical knowledge and abil-
ity and both are especially well
qualified to handle the affairs of
the Office.
Mr.. Dele is making his cam
paign on his record in office and
from every source of information
available it appears that the af-
fairs Of his office have been
handled perfectly down to the
smallest detail. He believes that
The Kennewick courier-reporter. [volume] (Kennewick, Wash.) 1914-1938, 1916-08-31
AN APPEAL TO WOMEN

AN APPEAL TO WOMEN
|THAT not all Of the women of
i Kennewick and surrounding
country are Indifferent to po-
litical affairs but are evincing a
desire to exercise their right of
suffrage conscientiously and in
diligently, is shown by two COM
munications which this paper
has received this week.
Mrs. E. O. Keene, Courier-Re-
porter correspondent for the
Highlands, makes the following
appeal to the women voters:
To the Editor:
Albeit that we are supposed to
merely chronicle events that occur on
the Highlands, may we please digress
at this time and electioneer little?
If permission is granted we would like
to speak of rumor we have heard
this week to the effect that many wo-
men who have registered, do not in
tend to vote at the primaries. Wo-
men, we beg of you to do this. Our
editor stated in the Commercial club
rooms to representative gathering
not long since, that "women lacked
political sense" We surely will give
silent assent to this statement if we
do not vote at the primaries. 1t is of
much moment to Highlands women to
vote for those of the U. S. congress-
ional candidates who will put forth
strong efforts to get the government
ditch thru, which will give us album
dant and cheaper water. Several are
seeking the important Office of judge
of the superior court. If you know a
candidate in whom you have confidence
should occasion for. litigation arise,
man who is competent and absolutely
just, it is to your interest to come to
the primaries and assist to put him
on the ticket.
IF you know a man who will watch
the taxpayers interests at Olympia,
and vote against bills pernicious to
the public good, vote for him. The
candidates for superintendent of pub
lie schools of both county and state
should be well Investigated and the
ones voted for who in your judgment
are the best fitted to outline courses
of education for our youth and inn
prove the work of the state institu-
lions.
Inform yourselves as to the plans of
candidates for commissioner regard
ing our roads over which we travel.
And last, but not least, think well Of
which candidate you would have be
our state executive and vote for the
man who is nearest your ideal OF
competent, business-like statesman.
Since the franchise has been given
women, it is our duty to use it and use
it intelligently and the fault will be
partly ours if incompetent, unreliable
men and women hold Offices in our
state.
Recognizing the Importance of
all women voting, the Kennewick
Woman's club has issued the fol-
lowing notice to it's members:
cit is the desire of the Kennewick
Woman's club that all it's members
participate in the primary election,
September IL, for the nomination of
candidates for state, district and
county Offices"
By Order of Press Committee.
Il X X x X *
The Kennewick courier-reporter. [volume] (Kennewick, Wash.) 1914-1938, 1916-08-31

too scattered to be accepted ..
qualifications for Office. He lacks
the faculty of working harmon.
iously and smoothly in organiza.
tion affairs, the one trait or
characteristic which above all
others marks the successful leo.
islator.
We do not for one moment
question Mr.. Hawkins sincerity
his honesty, or his loyalty, but
we do question his ability and
his qualifications.
The Kennewick courier-reporter. [volume] (Kennewick, Wash.) 1914-1938, 1916-08-31

A Desperate Criminal. - Heiny-
"See that woman across the street9n
Omar-"Yes. What of her?"
Heiny-"She's a femlc train-roh-
ber."
Omar-"Is that SOP"
Heiny - ayes. She invented the
sawed-off skirt. indianapolis Star.
The Kennewick courier-reporter. [volume] (Kennewick, Wash.) 1914-1938, 1916-08-31

without question he has made
good in his office and believes
that he should be continued.
Mr.. Jenkins is making his
campaign flat-footedly upon a
dollars-and-cents platform. He
pledges himself, if elected, to
run the office for the stated sum
of $145O year. The salary of
the clerk as fixed by law is $3.50
a year. This leaves just 500
year to meet all other expenses
of the office. We do not doubt
but that if Mr.. Jenkins is elect
ed he will do exactly what he
says he will do, but we do not
for one minute believe that the
county clerks office can be run
as it should be run at an annual
cost of 500 over and above the
salary of the clerk. The records
of the office show that the post
age account alone amounts to
more than $50 a year. Mr.. Jen-
kins himself admits that there
are times when the services of
two people are necessary to
handle the work. In addition to
postage and extra help there
must be purchased stationery,
printed records, legal blanks,
dockets, document covers, and
miscellaneous Office supplies.
1t is preposterous to think that
this extra help can be hired and
these necessary purchases be
made with less than $50. To
us there is but one logical con-
clusion and that is, if Mr.. Jen-
kins makes good his promise, he
must of necessity pay some of
the running expenses of his Of
flee out of his own salary. That
this should be done is contrary
to our conception of safe, effici-
ent, reasonable government and
of good business. It is contrary
both to the spirit and letter of
our laws and the intendment of
our statutes.
Admitting that Mr.. Jenkins
will run the office for $145O a
year, to elect him upon that plat
form would be to. establish an
unwise and dangerous precedent
in county politics. A county Of
flee is not a thing to be put up
every two years to the lowest
bidder nor should it's affairs be
mixed with those of a private
business. The salary of $3.50 a
year is not excessive. In fact it
is no more than a decent living
wage, when it is considered that
the office holder every second
year is placed under the neces-
sity of financing a campaign to
continue himself in office. The
law provides that the reasonable
running expenses of each and
every county Office shall be paid
out Of the general funds and not
out of some individuals pocket.
We shall cast our vote for Mr..
Dele next Tuesday for two rea-
sons: First, we believe that good
service should be rewarded, that
when any official has made good
he should be continued in office
second, our experience has
taught us that the only way to
get value received is to pay for
it and that when we get some
thing for nothing, we don't.
****** .
NOT A JOKE
The Kennewick courier-reporter. [volume] (Kennewick, Wash.) 1914-1938, 1916-08-31
NOT A JOKE

TOO OFTEN in political cam
/ paigns the motives, the views
and the opinions of newspapers
as well as of individuals are mis-
interpreted and misunderstood.
Right now, while the campaign
is alive and before the day of
post mortems has arrived we
wish to be distinctly understood
on one point. We do not consider
Jas. K. Hawkins, republican can
didate for representative, a joke.
We do not consider any man a