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THE SCIENCE OF MAN


 THE SCIENCE OF MAN Aha, where did you learn it Geor- gie ?-'San Diego" And now dost thou really know myself? From stem to gudgean." ''Oh what Wiseacre" Thou hast said it"-When Prof. Fowler travelled, and lectured on chronology, many years agone, l dropped my remittance for head knowledge: :"-"got it?" I should say yes.-YOU, said the Professor, have skull of ancient origin, shaped like the prehistorics It is neither full nor empty. but thicker than a mulattos, as your conception proves: :-"Self con- ceit?" "Way up in C. Charity" Way down in B." "Combativeness? ?" "Only when the other fellow looks from you" "Intelligence?" Not a bit" 'Love?" Yes, rather high there for you do love to cinch and filch q fellow being, and would lay awake nights gloaming over it:-"Oh l don't mean that, Professor, 1 mean love for the gentler sex" Say, he replied, an Arab loves his horse; a Mexican his burro; an Exquimaux his dog, and a miser his gold They are not cir constance to you, as they all really love for the service and gain accrued, You, love a Woman?" Ha! Ha; Oh me! Oh my! Don't you know better than ask me such a question?' "Is the Egyptian Sphynx susceptible, or q barren cliff soluable?-My boy your amorous or loving bump isn't the size of a mustard seed:-Go off and die, he added, leaving room for good peo- pie" I had almost forgotten this heart rendering episode until wander ing among the Mummies and skulls, at the museum, l met an enthusiast who immediately waded into the an nals of monkeys and man, 70 my in tense delight and benefit, but l always queer myself by talking too much,-as will be shown.
 My learned Sir, all skulls contain some good, do they not? What would you classify mine. as or rather what good is in it and what is it good for?" Friend. an animals brains make good eating. and their skulls. buttons and fertiliZers;--Yours is fit for neither: I see but one purpose to which yours could be made available, and that is by saving it in twain crOsswise, the upper portion might be of use as a drinking vessel: l:-Oh Lord I groaned, neither body or head amount to much. hut a drinking cup beats a
  only for a moment as grim memory recurred to the fact that in early life had undergone trephining. and the hole, still there. forbade even water to be held in it's circle. That settled it-Neither myself, my bones, or my memory are of any good now or here after, and tomorrow I shall select q 4Xf lot in the paupers patch, and after swallowing q pound of cyanide shall "shUffle off this mortal coil" and lie down to endless dreams,-All 1 fear is, What dreams may come"
 Well as long as life lasts l mus; rustic and sell goods.
 I now have 1900 volumes of books Fiction history. medical, law, Scrip lure, and everything known. The? arc cheap. Very cheap.
 American Business Encyclopaedia, volumes. S2.50. Peoples Farm and Stock Encyclo- naedia, 1 volume, $50. Condensed American Encyclopaedia , volumes, sS5.00. Annual Encyclopaedia, volumes $2.50.
 Colorals Encyclopaedia, 1 volume ! S1.50..
 Standard Encyclopaedia, 24 volumes s7.50.
 Crown Encyclopaedia, volumes s25O.
 Brittanica American Encyclopedia IS volumes, s15OO. Britannica English Encyclopaedia. volumes $2.00.
 Practical Encyclopaedia, volumes $2.5O.
 Hills Encyclopaedia. 1 volume, $10O
 Bancrofts Encyclopaedia 36 vol umes, s30.00.
 World Wide Encyclopaedia. 2 vol umes, $2.00.
 Library Universal History, F vol l umes, S1O.O0
 Beacon Lights History, volumes $500.
 Messages and Presidents, papers, volumes. $500.
 Popular History, Bryant, 4 volume: | s4nO
 Museum Natural History, 2 volumes | s2.00.
 Worlds Great Events. 14 volumes | s7.5O.
 Fronds History of England, 10 vol umes. $500
 Scott's Bible, ? volumes s2.00.
 Worlds Best History, 2e volumes | s12.5O.
 Memories of Counts of Europe, l volumes. s700. Sherlock Holmes. volumes. s3.00. | Blacks Novels. P volumes, $7.50. 1 War of Rebellion volumes s4.0t
 Art Treasures of England, 1 volume 1 S2.OO.
 Shakespeare's, many sizes, soc t s2.0O.
 Redpath History of the World volumes. s12.50.
 Websters Large Dictionaries, s1.5 to s3.0O
 A. c. Doyle. volumes. s3.00.
 Doyles Sherlock Holmes, 3 volume! s150. l Short Story Classics, volume. $2.50.
 Worlds Great Events, volume! s2.50.
 John Fox's Works. volumes. S3.0'
 Reeves Works. volumes. S1.00.
 Smiths Works, volumes. $2.5O. l Scripture Study, volumes. $1.00. Alexander Dumas. volumes s4o' I Richard H. Davis. s volumes. $3.0'
 r. Marion Crawford, 25 volumes $1250.
 Students Reference Books, 3 vol umes, S2.50.
 Annual Creation. volumes. $500.
 British Poets large, volumes, s2.5 | Bankers Register. S200. l Twenty Years in Congress, by J. [ i Blaine s200
 Family Bibles-large, s15O to sS.0
 Art Treasures of England $2.50.
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