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The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1916-08-04
Gander Plays Part Of Housewife.

Brazil, Ind.-Hobart Brewer has a
large gander that believes the duties
Of the housewife should be shared.
When Il goose was set on a number, Of
eggs the gander made it evident that
he, too, wished to set. He was given
a nest and eggs. He stuck to his task
fat ihfully and was rewarded with a
good hatch.
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1916-08-04
Left Cent to Each Of Her Heirs.

Wakefield, Mass.-The will of Anna
X. Gilman left to each of her legal
heirs the sum of one cent. The wom-
an stated that the requests we're
small because in Il life Of so years
she had v received from any Of
them a single kindness or courtesy.
The estate is to go into a trust fund
for charity.
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1916-08-04

First he refused t. come to the as
sistance Of Serbia. as he was bound to
do. by treaty. He allowed German
agitators full sway in his country.
Next, he mobilized his army, thus
kept the majority of the population
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1916-08-04
Pessim,stic Logic for the Season.

In almost every family there is one
member who simply has to work hard
and save his money, in order to have
1t on hand to lend to the others when
they need 1t, and who thus gets the
reputation among them Of being stin-
gy.-OhiO State Journal.
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1916-08-04
"Mothers Of VINEGAR.

Mother" of vinegar is 80 called be-
cause it is the mass OF germs which
Of the hard cider. The mother" can
be dissolved in strong Oxidizing
agents, but will be killed BY such
treatment.
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1916-08-04
Gave Him an Anxious Moment.

He'll have been trying to tell
you something for some time, but-er
but
She-Oh, dear me; how romantic.
What-what IS 1t, MI. Shye?
Hey Our--your-
She-Oh, do go oh
He-Y our hair is coming down n
the bsck.-Florila rlmes-Union.
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1916-08-04
Mise "Don't."

Don't knock a man who Is 'mak-
ing good" About $50 times out Of =
1000 the success of o man Ii also
success for the entire community
Afchason Globe.
Clinch Valley news. [volume] (Jeffersonville, Va.) 18??-2019, 1916-04-28
EMORY & HENRY NOTES.


Emory, Va, April 27.-Messrs. w.
N. Hurley and X. b. Ely, who repre-
scented the College in the Inter-col-
legiatc debate with Hampden- Sidney
ut Hampden Sidney won unanimously
on the affirmative of prohibition.
These men report nice time and
splendid treatment by the Hampden
Sidney hosts. Mr.. G. Nj. Cox, who
represented the local prohibition as
ISOLATION won in the state contest at
Roanoke College, Salem, Saturday,
the 18th. Mr.. Cox won gold prize
and is also entitled now to represent
the. State in the Southern Inter-Col-
legiate Association to be held in Au-
gusta, Go. The successful contes-
tant from this contest WE'LL be the
representative from the Southern dis
trict to the national convention.
Clinch Valley news. [volume] (Jeffersonville, Va.) 18??-2019, 1916-04-28
SUNDAY CAMPAIGN AT RALTL
MORE ENDS.

Baltimore, Md, April 24.-Billy
Sunday, with and expansive, embrace
ing smile, said his last goodbye to
Baltimore this morning. With a Ger.
titled check, the exact amount of which
the committee refused to make public,
but which is believed to be more
than $4,000, Billy boarded n train
for Philadelphia at Union Station at
. II. IN, to visit his friend, John
Wanamaker.
The Sunday campaign her ended
last night. Ninehundred and four
teen trail hitters were gathered, in
Guiding j. Franklin Boxer, home run
specialist of the New York Amcri-
cans. -Four other ball players fol-
lowed Baker. Tchy were Boone, the
second baseman; Cooke, the outlield-
er; Mullen, first baseman; Bales, the
catcher, and Dugan, the Yankc,
trainer, who came over from Wash
ington for the evening service.
Sundays local headquarters were
busy this morning opening letters
containing checks, and it is expected
that the extent of the free will offer.
ing will not be known until the end of
the week. The total tabernacle at
tcndace was Il million and a half.
OF these $4,000 "hit the trail"
Clinch Valley news. [volume] (Jeffersonville, Va.) 18??-2019, 1916-04-28
HAS FORD BEATEN ROOSEVELT?
On. Y. Daily WORLDLY

uhtll the Nebraska primaries were
hcld the World believed that Roosc-
vet would be nominated for Prcsi-
dent by the Republican National con-
ventlon We are not SO sure now.
Henry Ford's victory in the Rcpub-
iic"n primaries in Nebraska. follow
'hE his victory in the Republican pri-
mares III Michigan, is body blow to
the Roosevelt candidacy. 1t shows
mat, entirely apart from the regular
Republican opposition to Roosevelt.
there are tens and thousands of the
rahN-ahd-iilc Republicans in the Mid
die west who are rrcvocablv opposcd
to ms jingoism, his militarism. and
ms pinch back imitation of the Kais-
or.
with this vote against him, Roosc-
vet Is not worth much to the Repub.
mean managers. They would be will
my enough to deal with him if they
thought he could help the ticket. but
Jhey are decidedly uvcrsc to bagain-
ing for additional political liabilities.
RooSeVclts part in the negotiations
IS To prove that the Republicans want
nun. The Nebraska and Michira,,
primaries show that he has stubbed
ms toe again. Unless he can man
'Ee 10 tecaptrc the trenches that the
ora vote now occupies, we should not
give much for his chances ut Chicago.
Roosevelt seems to have made the
same klnd of mistake that the eGr-
man Government made when it in
"'.'a fciglum. It's theories may have
"eon well considered, but, unfortu-
ia'e'y those theories failed to fiji
ne subsequent facts.
Clinch Valley news. [volume] (Jeffersonville, Va.) 18??-2019, 1916-04-28
MIR. BRYAN'S ATTITUDE.

1t is now certain that President
Wilson Will be rcnominatcd by ac-
climation. No other name will be pre-
sentcd to the convention. The plat
form will endorse the administration
and the record made by the Demo
cratic congress. The differences. such
as may exist, between the president
and congress, will be compromised and
the party will present u united front.
1t is Il remarkable record OF achieve
ment, nothing to compare with it in
number and importance of reforms
accomplished. Where the republican
leaders have been wrong the prcsi-
dent and the Democratic congress
have been right. The Republican lead q
ers have opposed everything that has
been done in favor of lower tariff
rates, an income tax, currency re-
form and antitrust legislation. They
have insisted on war with Mexico, ana
even want to enter the European war
Where the president has conceded
more than he should To the scared
ness program, the Republican lead
crs have demanded even more. so
that the president is nearer to the
people than the republican leaders.
Let every democrat get ready for
the campaign and go to work The
AOlnn1OnCf.
The above is clear and uncquivoca!
and should shut the mouths of those
who yclp on Mr. Bryan's trail. Does
anybody with garin Of honesty
and three grains Of disccrnmcnt be-
licvc for Il moment that his attitude
towards the Wilson administration as
expressed in the above is assumed
for reason that he knows that he can
not prevent Mr.. Wilson's nomina
ton? II so, that somebody doesn't
know Mr.. Bryan by thousand mics.
If Mr.. Bryan did not believe in Mr..
Wilson and in his fitness for the
office of Chief Magistrate, he would
as certainly oppose his nomination
from the first to the last Who eyer
knew Mr.. Bryan to do or say an in
sincere thing?
Clinch Valley news. [volume] (Jeffersonville, Va.) 18??-2019, 1916-04-28

They took her to her home on Sat
day. The funeral was preached by
Rev. Mr.. Cole on Sunday evning in
the presence of a host of friends and
relatives. Mrs. George Farmer, of
Blueficld, sang solo, 81 have no
mother now" The flowers were beau
tiful and numerous. The survivors
are, children, Mrs. Bessie Thomas, of
Littlesburg, w. Va, Gordon, James
Will and Hattie, who tenderly minis
tered to her mothers want till the
end came. She also leaves on grand
daughter, little Mayola Ruth Thoma-
son. Two sisters, Mrs. Wesley Bur-
ress, of Graham, Va; Mrs. Lou l..
Bourne, of Grafton, A. G. Hall, of
Graham, James w. Hall, of Marion,
She has four brothers in the west,
one sister, Mrs. j. c. Duncan, of
Wala Wala, Wash; Lee Hall, of Spo-
kane, Wash; Simon Hall, of N. NJ:
Thomas Hall, of Julietta, Idaho; Cor
don Hall, of Blue Springs.
The pail bearers were Roy Jones,
Harry Jones, McTeer Saunders, Jake
Routh, John st. Clair, Lee Absher.
Clinch Valley news. [volume] (Jeffersonville, Va.) 18??-2019, 1916-04-28
CONTINUING THE SUGAR DUTY

=, concurrence of the Senate in the
rouse bill retaining the existing duty
OF ! cent Il pound on sugar. without
limitation as To time, relieves an un
pleasant situation. Under cxistinp
circumstances the revenue derived
from this duty is necessary to tho
support of the government, and tho
hrts of May, when the frcc-supar pro.
vision of the Underwood Simmons
tarllf law would have gone into eff.
ie'i' IS near nj hand Delay had be
come dangerous.
Inc Senate compromise with
hilicuity,. whereby the sugar
'tas retained for four years ms.
u indefinitely, could nave hau
"ihding force. II would have be
'oSSib'e FOR any succeeding Conri.
ie.noye the uu.y, or lnci cas- OF,
feAse IL, without reference TO
-clion OF The presenC Congress.
Just as wei, therefore .hat n.
qualifications be imposed. After i,
var, when trade conditions have b..
ONE normal, it viii be possible /.
.eai with the sugar problem as the,
Gems TO be demanded bis
.atch.
Clinch Valley news. [volume] (Jeffersonville, Va.) 18??-2019, 1916-04-28
INCREASING a MILLION 4
MONTH.

Richmond bank deposits are incrcas-
ng more than $l,000,00O month
nd bans clearings are showing :.
.oh.hiy increase OF more than 500
10, according to official figures mad,
tb!ic here to day.
since April the deposits in tn.
edmond bans have increased fro,
't,?ol DO to more than SOL 900 OOy
moving an increase of over $l3 900.
lOo. or the wees ending April 22d
ne Richmond bank clearines amour
ID to Slo,249,3S8. For the corrcspon.
hg Week OF 1913 the clcarings wer.
1883, 500.
Practically all of Richmond's nine.
cen financial institutions are sharinp
the phenomenal increass of busi.
ness. Bankers are able to clearly dc.
me the causes of this prosperity onl,
Dy saying that credit is easy and thai
Richmond is sharing in the wave OF
good business which is sweeping owe,
he whole country.
Last April the total assets of tho
Richmond banks were $73, 1888 $40
Now they are more than SS5. 900 00(
and rapidly increasing, the increa 8,
having been particularly great durinf
yhe!ast thirty days.
The increase in clearings is looked
upon with unusual satisfaction b,
business men generally since it ind
,atcs am increase in nearly all lines o
'rade-Richmond Evening Journal.
Clinch Valley news. [volume] (Jeffersonville, Va.) 18??-2019, 1916-04-28
DEATH OF MRS. NJ. II. MEL
(By Elizabeth Compton.


Cove Creek, Va, April 24.-Mrs.
Missouri Necl, wife of Cyrus Neel,
passed away mt the Bluefield sanita-
rum Friday evning, April II, where
she had gone for an operation for
appendicitis ten days before. She was
81 years Of age. She was married to
Cyrus Neel, February "a, 1890, to
which union were born five children,
two girls and three boys.
She joined the Methodist church
when girl and was faithful mem
Der up to the time of her death. All
was done for her during her sickness
that Il loving family and kind friends
could do. Her husband, four of her
children and one sister, one brother
and many friends were with her when
she was called away She told them
she was going to that better land.
Clinch Valley news. [volume] (Jeffersonville, Va.) 18??-2019, 1916-04-28

l am we'll and strong again. 1 took
only three bottles of 1'avorite Prcscrip-
tion,' aud used the Lotion Tablets l
have nothing but praise for DIR. Picrce's
wonderful medicines" Mrs. LILA b.
HAWKINS, ZEUs, Va.
Doctor Pierce, OF the Invalids' Hotel,
Buffalo, n. Y, has good news for every
suffering woman. Write him to-day and
tell him your troubles, and lie will send
You just the right advice to restore you
to health and bring back the roses TO
your checks, and without charge.
His "Favori,e Prescription" has been
the rescue of thousands of suffering
women. Many grateful patients have
taken DR.. picrcc's advice.
Mothers, if your daughters are weak,
lack ambition, arc troubled with head
aches, lassi,udc and are pale and
sickly, DIR. Picrcc's I'avortc Prescrip-
ton is just what they need to surely
bring the bloom of health to their
checks and make them strong and
healthy.
Clinch Valley news. [volume] (Jeffersonville, Va.) 18??-2019, 1916-04-28
Catarrh Cannot BE Cured

with LOCAL. APPLICATIONS. as they
cannot reach III" scat uf Tia" ds"aSc. Ca
tarth Is u hlnod ar constitutional disease
ana III order 4" cur" IL you must take in
t"rnai remedies. Halls Caturrh Cure is
taken Internally. amt acts directly upon
III" blood anu mucous surface Hairs
''thrrh cur" IS not Il ,Itiack medicine. II
was prescribed hv ono of tile best phv-
siclanS III this country for Years and Isl
a regular prescription. 1t is composed of
best blood purifiers. acting directly on, liz.
mucous surfaces Tho perfect coinbina-
ION of the two ingredients t. what pro-
catarrh. Send for testimonials. free
+. j. CHENEY * co. Props. Toledo. o.
sold Icy DRUGGISTS price, I+r.
rake Halls Family FILLS Tor constipation.
Clinch Valley news. [volume] (Jeffersonville, Va.) 18??-2019, 1916-04-28
WASHINGTON & LEES ALUMNI

Lexington, Va, April 27.-Thc adj
vocatcs of the small college and the
old fashioned curriculum are having
their innings while pointing to the
remarkable prominence OF the alum
nj of Washington Il Lee in the af
fairs of the nation during these tur-
bulent times. Except for the ircsi-
dent and his Secretary If State, it
seems rs if the conduct or our most
important affairs at home ana abroad
has been committed to The alumni of
an institution which, ut the time of
their training, had Il total enroll
ment of less than one hundred and
fifty students. Excluding the alumni
whose permanent address is in the
District of Columbia, the list includes
the following:
Newton ID. Baker, of Ohio, Secre-
tarV of War: John w. Davis. of w.
Va, Solicitor General of the United
States; Sam'l J. Graham, of Pennsvl-
vania, Assistant Attorney General of
the United States; Senator George Il.
Chamberlain, of Oregon, Chairman
Senate Committee on Military affair;
Senator Robert l.. Owen, of Ollaho-
ma, chairman of senate committee on
banking and currency; Senator Nath-
an +. Bryan, of Florida, chairman of
senate committee on claims; Repre-
sentative Hal ID. Flood, of Virginia,
chairman of the house committee on
foreign relations; Representative JAS.
Hay, OF Virginia, chairman of house
committee on military affair; Repre-
sentative James l.. Slayden, of Tex
as; Senator Miles PoindcXtcr, of the
State of Washington; Congressman
Edward Cooper, of West Virginia.
and Scword II. Williams. of Ohio.
When it is remembered that all the
living alumni OF Washington and
Clinch Valley news. [volume] (Jeffersonville, Va.) 18??-2019, 1916-04-28
Safe Medicine for Cbildren

us it safe?" is the first question to
be considered when buying cough
medicine for children. Chamberlain :
Cough Remedy has long been favor
tic with mothers of young children.
as 1t contains no opium or other nal
'otic, and may be given to ch..l
as confidently as an adult It. is
pleasant to take, too, which is of grca
Importance when medicine must he
given to young children. This rem
edy is most effectual in relieving tho
coughs, colds and Group. Obtainab.c
everywhere.
Clinch Valley news. [volume] (Jeffersonville, Va.) 18??-2019, 1916-04-28

Time was when we could make
ourselves fairly understood by blunt
~ ealing 1t a lie, but now more an.
propriate and expressive term will
have to be coined for some of tn,
stun the yellow correspondents arc
sending up from the border. Tn,
other day Villa was reported in fv,
different places, was minus one leg
crippled in the other, shot through
the stomach, well and hearty anc
dead and buried all at one and tn,
same time. Even we could not equa
that record for sublime truth an,
veracity. We pass.-Ex.
Clinch Valley news. [volume] (Jeffersonville, Va.) 18??-2019, 1916-04-28
Cut This Quit is Worth Money.

DON'T MISS THIS. Cut GU this
slip, enclose with SC to Foley & Co.,
Chicago, Ill, writing your name and
address clearly. You will receive
in return trial package containing
Folcy's Honey and Tar compound for
for bronchitis, coughs, colds and tho
Group; Foley kidney pills and Foley
Cathartic tablts. t
Clinch Valley news. [volume] (Jeffersonville, Va.) 18??-2019, 1916-04-28
His Are is Apainst Him

81 am 65 years old and have been
troubled with kidneys and bladder
for many years." writes Arthur
Jones, Allen, kas. "My age is against
me to ever get cured, but Foley pills
DO me more good than anything ever
tried" Rheumatism, aching back
shooting pains, stiff joints, irregular
action, all have been relieved.
Clinch Valley news. [volume] (Jeffersonville, Va.) 18??-2019, 1916-04-28
DO YOU KNOW THAT

Walking is the best exercise-and
the cheapest.
The United States Public Health
Service administers typhoid vaccine
gratis to- Federal employees?
little cough is frequently the
warming signal of tuberculosis?
Bad teeth and bad tonsils may be
the cause of rheumatism?
Unpasteurized milk frequently
spreads disease?
The air-tight dwelling leads but to
the grave?
Moderation in all things prolongs
life?
The careless splitter is a public dan
ger?
Clinch Valley news. [volume] (Jeffersonville, Va.) 18??-2019, 1916-04-28

Lee number only 1000, les than half
the annual enrolment of the of the
great universities, and that the whole
student body averaged less than one
hundred and fifty when these men
were trained on its campus, it is no
wonder that the advocates of the
small college have taken fresh cour-
age and are denying more positively
than ever that our huge universities
are the best places for Individual
training and inspiration.
Clinch Valley news. [volume] (Jeffersonville, Va.) 18??-2019, 1916-04-28
\ GREAT SACRIFICE.
,Clifton Forge Review

MIR. Bryan declined to sign Il
Chautanqua contract the other day
that offered him Sl50O00 for his ser
vices. He declined to take advantage
OF the offer To make free speeches
IN behalf of prohibition. Is there Il
hryan mater who would have taken
the same high stand? The answer is
'Sy, IT is no with big N.
Clinch Valley news. [volume] (Jeffersonville, Va.) 18??-2019, 1916-04-28
EUREk A. EUREK Al

We inquired recently to know what
had become Of the man who carried
the old-timc goose quill toothpiclI.
He still lives, and informs us that
1t is still the most sanitary method
Of removing chicken and old ham
from between the grinders.
Clinch Valley news. [volume] (Jeffersonville, Va.) 18??-2019, 1916-04-28
LISTEN TO THIS.

Luke Mcluke tells us that the
open-work waist is back. We must
look into this matter. - Columbia
State. We doubt whether you'll be
able to see through it after you look.
Roanoke Times.
The citizen who cannot see thru
such Il thin proposition must be stu
pid or blind.
Clinch Valley news. [volume] (Jeffersonville, Va.) 18??-2019, 1916-04-28
Taken Miih Crnnn

"a few nights ago one of my pat
rons had Il child taken with Group
writes NJ. T. Davis, merchant, Bears
vile, w. Va. about midnight he
came to my store and bought a bottle
of Foley's Honey and Tar Compound
Before morning the child was entirely
recovered" Many such letters have
been. For sale by Hawkins Phar-
macy.
Clinch Valley news. [volume] (Jeffersonville, Va.) 18??-2019, 1916-04-28
MILLIONS IN UNIFORMS.
(From Collier's..)

The allies are spending rs million
dollars for uniforms, in this country
oo millions in New York and Other
cities in the North Atlantic States
and 20 millions in the middle western
clothing centers. One New jersey
manufacturer, operating four plants
has been turning out $4,000 uniforms
Il day.
Clinch Valley news. [volume] (Jeffersonville, Va.) 18??-2019, 1916-04-28
AN IMPORTANT LETTER
FROM A VIRGINIA WOMAN.

There is nothing that will bring coin-
for. and renew hope TO the invalid
SO surely as good news. When the
vital forces are at low ebb and every
thing seems useless, Il ray of JOY and
assurance will stimulate the weary
body TO new effort and energy. ~ let
ter from n loved one has turned the
tide in many a scige of sickness.
Zcus, Madison Co., Va.-vIn reply to
Clinch Valley news. [volume] (Jeffersonville, Va.) 18??-2019, 1916-04-28

your letter will
say, 1 had been
failing i'll health
for two years -
most of the time
was not able TO
Il attend to Ill y
household duties.
Weakness peculiar
10 women was my
trouble and / was
getting very bad
but, thanks 10 DIR.
pierCe's medicines.
Clinch Valley news. [volume] (Jeffersonville, Va.) 18??-2019, 1916-04-28

Some how we cannot but believe
that if Mr.. Bryan's suggestion had
been followed and lot Of fool pco-
pie kept off foreign ships, the at
mosphcrc would be less dense than
i IS at this time.
Clinch Valley news. [volume] (Jeffersonville, Va.) 18??-2019, 1916-04-28

Mr.. Taft says he hopes the "com
plexion" of the next administration
Will be changed. Does he mean from
white to red?
Clinch Valley news. [volume] (Jeffersonville, Va.) 18??-2019, 1916-04-28

Buy Prince Albert every
t0here tobacco /; SOLD in
toPpy red bags, Sc; tidy red
tins. Zoe; handsome pound
and ha!f-porai lin huni-
dors-Gnd-th1t cori.;ng fire
pound crystal gie:ss hur,i-
dor Nth sponge-n,oisfc7er
top that keeps the tobacco
Ia such observation-disclosures!
Clinch Valley news. [volume] (Jeffersonville, Va.) 18??-2019, 1916-04-28

Roosevelt Hurting Himself, No
Wilson."-lieadline in the Roano.
Times. For goodness sake, then, lie
him alone, don't stop him.
Clinch Valley news. [volume] (Jeffersonville, Va.) 18??-2019, 1916-04-28
LOOK ON THIS PICTURE: Then
ON THE OTHER.

From EX-Prcsilcnt Ro0scycl's LAT
est Statcmcnt-'l then became con.
WINGED that to trust the prcsiden,
longer was to he false TO the homo,
and interest Of the United States.
and that to stand by him was Ia
back away from the performance of
national and international duty. From
that moment, eighteen months ago. I
spoke out with I'LL the emphasis that
was in me, both as regards the grca.
war, and rs regards Mexico. | com
mitted no error in speaking out"
From Ex-Prcsidcnt Taft's Chicago
Address last Friday PROFESSIONALLY.
Republican, trust that we may
effect Il change in the complexion o.
the administration next November
but this is neither the time nor tn.
place to indulge in political person
alitics. In view of the critical nature
of the issues is there anything for ::
clear-headcd( patriotic American tc
do but to back up our President tn,
man who is our chosen constitutions.
leader?"
Here you have true likeness O.
the two men.
Clinch Valley news. [volume] (Jeffersonville, Va.) 18??-2019, 1916-04-28
Why Have Corns at All When &c ets-ytn
Removes Thorn the Now. Dcad.Sure way?

saives, and tapes. bandages, and
plasters that make corns pop-eyed
faster just hold your heart n moment
and figure this: Put two drops
OF "Gets-It" on the corn. 1t dries
and stocking on right over it. The
corn is doomed. 1t makes tho corn
como off clear and clean. It's the new,
easy way. Nothing to stick or press
shoes. You'll be n joy-walker No
pain. no trouble. Accept no substitutes.
Gets.lt Is sold by druggists every
where. Csc u bottle. or sent direct by
L. Lawrence & Co. Chicago. Ill.
Sold III Iazrweil ana Recommended as
the worlds best corn remedy by
JOHN E. JACKSON.
Clinch Valley news. [volume] (Jeffersonville, Va.) 18??-2019, 1916-04-28
Col Rid OF My Gorns
With Magic 1'Geis IT.
Simplest Corn Cure in the World-No
Pain, No Fuss. New, Sure WAY.

with your boots on" when you've
soaked them and picked them and
sliced them, when cOrn-Swcllinr