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The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1916-04-22
49, si>tss NAN E<Ot cit.

THE Herald mas received - letter
from an acquaintance IN NeW
4 York an urgent invitation tn
Join JOB uu %orranizeG movement to Sc
,lro the election Of a business man
az president. on the ground hat this
nation Is the biggest business enter
prise 100 the world and that II requires
" business man to run It.
Tho letter - written on stationery
81 the Rusinessmen's Presidential
League. with offices in the yery small
numbers of Broadway. II takes a
,lgorous crack at gentlemen who are
theorists others who are "orators'
ana stu other who are ''personul
horn blowers II insists that what
this nation needs ~ a business man
at 30. head.
Tho idea fits n with our wi ~
attI. but sc cannot Join in this par.
fi,ulur muN cmert because our idcl
10 Whui Constitutes the Kind al bush
net, man We need AT the head oi this
nation Just now seems wholly differ
cut from that Of the trainers ri thi'
letter The idea of the ram"r
ut the "Rusinessmon's Presidential
lcnsu. appears to find It's model u
The type Of man who has amasset
wealth IN trade or manufacture. u rep
i%escntatiNe Of big business although
the letter doesn't say Il JUS, hat way
Our idoa Of the kind of bushes
man who - needed at the head Of thI
nation Just nav Jinus all the neccs
sHty requirements In the present 90
,upsr' of thr white House. II seem
,o M that President wilson has
'%lcnrcr understanding 81 tn. needs e.
his nation than ans big business
representative has shown II Is on
idea that TINS ~ the prevailing opin
.ou of the American people n tina
u IA ukely still to he II. ~ ,yaiiin
opinion In November
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1916-04-22
Sigma Chi National Fraternity
mstalls Chapter at University
N.ne Years of Effort Brings Recognition for Organization
OF Young Men at Local ms titution From Powerful FEEDER
alton of College Men; Social Features Mark Completion
of Ceremonies.


~ i've unitlinE rW.t % formed
the '."" ''utiu" chapter Nhich h'l'
regular sessions until the end of inc
war Drought nhout ~ iis'anhlnE
AMONG 's prominent W'ln"'f~ orc
waiter J.. Fisher former secretary ~
'n" interior, Brand Whlll"'E "ln-
.,ior OF "olgium. Booth T~nrklrs'"1
ih" Wtiter; George Ad". john Nc
cue hcont Stcpheu : Nhlh"i. VINO '
' no h"id ~ IN" nhi."nhi p'ih N"'
tenn % many oihrt' 'ir"''l 'l'.'-
ANA was an h"1"rnt' member 900"
"or" hi- sigma on badge a. 'th
ut his t'ou0d inaugur"ii'u as ultel-
h'ut
Tho sigma Tau fraternity 'ui'i'
80" university ON p''oWn"r ~. l'"
u '''iai'i ~ hrsi .uh rosa 'ui Wh'n
? h'd saiu'd a ump of m''nn'r-
ana was S'l"nE 'houSh '' ''''''.-''
''''' w w. own ""',''' wv, "'
- "'-"' '''' ".' '"'N
me " 'i-'N' 'S 'N'~''"'' WIS '"
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1916-04-22

r-r,worIrs which bog .,-'.rda,
morrtur and which win is their
climax this evening Wufl I, end ul
the nine oars struggle mo -i- MA
Tan t~rnt't1Ity. an org Ii.Uu 90
student. IN tho t%'nivcts nf Sew
Mexico 10 uhin'1 tor the institution
tn. recognition Of o. ~, national
fraternity and Tor The 'hH
hol,n'. fo be gained a. uh'f. u'
such I body. D. WIS min .HI. tH.
this .prIug tho SIGMA t.. mem fufuH.
uiaied their FIST petition H' emI
en- fraternity ASKING ~ fu,y hc
chartered 1s 70 ,hapt"r %. 1I' bod
~ was last 4ummrr. '.r three
other petitions had bc, U.'I and
minute iuV~cstgdtlor~ boz. fNn per
sonnet ~ tho io,al orsaF UHu thc
strength, p"ormancu.o ar .%t.ourc'-
Of the university. the pt nfldD
by " under the dimorca' Hulu.-trl-
lions aud other matter |.rfutuc"
had been made bv rs" or OBJ. ine
Sigma chi Organization ID dozen
or more members who Ir "uotN-
cinl visits 80 IN" local chu E .. ware
ious times that he S,su lHI suF-
rrnIug body the grand .lp''r 9t
It's meeting In Berkeley. eiputcd
the pctition THE pct.' granted
was the third of a series '.lr pre-.
pared. the fourth being 20. r,i az Mo
grand chapter last sunni hut a"-
ton being take1 on TIN preceding
one. "a decision on whiou never IA
been returned.
Tho sigma chi fra ' into
| which the local men az. Hct'g il-
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1916-04-22
FROM ROOT To ROOSEVELT.
PARKED copies ~ the now
VI historic edition a. the New
AVA York Tribune. IN wni"i

PARKED copies ~ the now
M ".'or, edition o, the New
Ava York Tribune. IN wni"i
ih. Tribune announces itself ior
Rpos',o l'. have reached IN" liz %
ald IN tact they hay. been
coming Iu from various sources
tor several days : 1t is a great editor.
ial announcement. as such announce.
mont~ go II ~ an abandoning 81 Cer-
lain standards that the Tribune must
nHrr regarded ns Naluabl" and IN"
who'll text Of the editorial leaves tn
IMPRESSION Of one taking a forced
plunge INTO dangerous waters
colonel pooseyelt and 10 pussy
footing shys ia. Tribune. TIE
Tribune likes this candidate. and tins
issue u regards Senator Root. "a
thturitc Tor 80 long ~ he had a chance
ot nomination. As now practicali'
eliminated
o. is indeed = plunge I, y Is taken,
WIN 'hh any Hhi'ts'lNi"hs mlsh'
note 1u the 18Th day at the month.
lfnu .uator Root and no Four
''usuug ru Colonel Roosevelt and
600 rarsS footing
~, l'th ~ ans other day h IS
N i.r- Jump to undertake. The Tri-
"lu' and ether hackers ~ the anti
Iit.tirut.ug' propa .,anda have no,
landed nr wheio as yet, although they
.HIu. HfcdlN win.
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1916-04-22
PROSPERITY MD Farm VALUES

-uT effect ~ th. rresent nros.
Urr.tv II IA. country upo,
rtrr y,Iu,s .hnw, ty ncv,
'. ... .s.Iad b, the d.partm.n, ~
".r,
DBL. .... OIL, ,,n Ina. ,t.
Ir.r,. states r.d,v v.,hou, i'm.
movement. ID. estimated NJ ,45 q, MOE
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prohonsion. II is n natural treatment, safe
'1r tie mother has M drug effect whntso-
,rr and for i's reason mus. exert a most
~cucieiIl irilu' &C upon those functions d.
3, connected with motherhood. In
~ Ir'of,s,iIf book t.r subicrr IL freely
-u "a nnt H COPY will b. mailed free ~
nsgtin, mu'hcrs by Bfadnold Regulator
u, .i lUulr Hie.. Atlanta, Ga. Get .
''He nf 'Noth.fs Friend today ~ any
'Wf I've '- directed and you will then
um' why mtih.i- fur rclrly hall n century
81 Hui commended this splendid al
Go motherhood Their letters are messages
o.. ". ir,4the comfuIt ia even word.
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1916-04-22
v,,t nv srtII FAMINE.

80 HEEE ave ~ the Irit"d states
more than seventy Industries
affected. directly "r indirectly.
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1916-04-22
Home Celebration
Of Wonder Interest
Tho arrival Of a baby in tic household
completely changes the entire o,pcct of

the future. Hut In the
meantime, during the
anxious period OF cx
pectancy, there IL n
'plcndid remedy known
NJ Mothers Friend
that does wonders. n
" for external use. re-
lleves the paine Of
muscle expansion n,
soutlcs and Quicts the
nerves, extends H. In.
Thence % the Internal
organs and removes -
q great extent the ten
dguOy In worry lu,t an
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1916-04-22
BATTLE CRY" IS
UNCLE TOM" Of
MOVIE DRAMA
Extraordinary Film Prodrc.
ton Pronounced as Epochal
as the Anti.Slavery Classic /;
Is Preparedness Spur.


l@t' hRhi ar IN" Nllhtrnph me
nier J Siuhii Hlackst"n's Hattie -,
q. peace vas gwen its INITIAL per
ioiWnnr" u ~ IN" greatest piec" "l
wor" Yer ace "mrI "h'd ny any nm
record ana 10 VII 20 down -. a pi"'"
or 'p'' WORN ''"s"lN ilNhihlH IN" Ia
nous In'Ie Tom 'abin.
tn" -'iu'Il"nH ''' not 80 very IN
f"r'n' lu ono Ne nav" u dhls "L
slavery slaN"iN I" power I"'a'
VI" hHtr slavery lu-i u.s. nHrranti,
shoNu boo "a" h"Ipl's~n"ss WIN Nhl'h
We lt' 100 the way "i any 'h"n'" en-
omv tha' may hhpp'n To ATTACK uS'
i'ncic Tom ana ms hruther slaves
suffered ia" Whip - aun ~ we
slave driver The hla'k woman "l
that IN" was made 80 feel IN" " g
mites o. insults that any white MAJ
wished io infict upon h"r.
tncle Toms case was lust u out
OF Thousands hut what az The I
ton TO-DAY We are slaves ~ 'he grip
OF GU unproparedness We thinN
We are humane when We listen to the
peace propaganda mat Is CONSTANT
| preached hy many "f our contempo-
rnties, nut are we human the time
'''N
wish To obtain peace 40 any nri'e WI
leave as at the mercy OF a far more
cruel master than simon I.erree oi
old, who dashed the poor GulN"flhe
flesh Of Uncle Tom
our wives and u children viii be
delivered INTO IA" hands ~ IN" o.
envy and Nc who sat back IN our
chairs ana refused To contemplate
war. are We any better than slave
drivers with our W hands "" him
f%.tt"rs of cruelty on the iran hand'
Of IN" ana children 81 Amer
lea who IN Tim" of war always snitei
the 'ruelesi penalty.
The Bntil" cry of Peace y q spur
toward preparedness Not In order
e. declare, hut ~ order I" prevent "
MANY have read the book Defense
less America which has Tor iif p'"
the la'.1g bare of every wenNne~s D.
the country "" love q" Nandhl hanu'
who 20 the slightest chance wouI'
tear 20 go pieces.
Through the Rcneralities OF "a'
shown IN an their blatant 'rudilf N'
are sIhtly lcd up - u specific 10
stance V" are taken into our ""
homes where the head Of the amtl!
spouts peace ana the children ar
content to have 10 So Ana tho come
war. u isn't -o difficult - u sounds
You would he surprised if YOU kn"V
with what rapiditN our s'anN ic
fens.s could be- swept away GU
navy hopolossly Inadequate, ts N"r'
stili separated So that me G'c' ma
be more oosilt demolished
New YORK, the center ~ row''
u....Fs a.. .a,.v .xsa. AnInN. fh. far
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philadelphia, Npril 80 The PM
udolphi1 National league club tldls
signed claude COOPER uutnoldcr. VIII"
ulH,cd Itst No1r with tine Hr"ukl,n
F"dcruls.
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1916-04-22

ports from crop reporters 81 h bu.
r.au Of ,top estimates
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1916-04-22

trIps EMPLOY over L.uNN. 600 W"itNl'h
have capital In, ested lu them q"
an enormous mount H1rdl' 'r" ~
thcs. today but il under -omc str ~
by reason nf ia" shortage ui rs" '"i-
ors. aud many of them at" pattihilN
or who'll, crippled ~ their mHnuin
lures. The United states h. pr"durIu.
~ large amount ct mtermc Hates. ptin
cipally uniliues and anilinc salts used
H. d,e manufacture ana also ~ the
bases ~ high explosives. II ~ manu-
iacturinl e large amount Of blntk
dives hut dye sturs-t the real color
dyes whi,n are absolutely necessary
to continue 'urmcr output 81 goods a.
color. including cloths aud papers. are
an starvation suppl, rra tically al
OF these heretofore nav" GONE iroU
GERMANY and the supply is now com
plctely cut on
The process of mnnufac'dtH of dyes
from coal tar is about as follows EaHh
coal tar unit is ,hemicalls dtHtsthIe
into ten parts. known a. cruues. These
are culorless Again by chemical az
,iou and reaction. these ten crudes a'c
expanded into 800 Intermediates. also
| colorless. by further chemical pro-
| %ccssos IN. 500 Intermediates ats er
banded INTO over 900 dyes. which are
| tn. Ives uf n which m
turn. by chemical combinations, are
used for the numerous cOicrs. nearlH
1000 IN all. which are known to mod
ern and science Some ~
tho ~y-produots of the Intermediates
are necessary In the manufacture Il
drugs. perfumes, soaps, IN p~hotogra-
ply. and In many other lines.
The method of making oolors from
coal tar was first discovered by an
Englishnnn. Professor Pcrkin. just
prior to 1850. The industry passed t.
France n then into German, wher'
II reached it, state - highest petie,-
tion, giving Germany practically tn
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The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1916-04-22
1Imaginar, Heart Trouble.

Do YOU have pains IN IN" r"sloA
OF the heart Does your heart thuWp
Its terrible pouu ting alarms YOU
what is wrong 10 You believe
these symptoms mean heart .ouhle
OrRanic diseases Of the heart very
seldom occasion much pain NrailN
all Of these pains are caused ~ some
arrangement OF the stomach M'It-
,ol Tonic Digestive Is especially roc
o%mm for indigestion ana dNs-
prpsla. ard FOR restoring the stomach
To It's normal functions and no moro
hear Disease Pric. 81 90
Otwell Drug Go, exclusive 1geui'
al the present time about $500 toms
OF dv. -tuns being made in the lnitei
States. hut this tonnage BE- .uufiuod 60
n very Few colurs ana Includes mostly
,probablN 80 per ucntl black dyes \
small quantity of what a." known 49,
colors. such as primitive reds, green's.
blues and ycllows only are produc"u.
and Of the great majority ~ color
used In wool, SAX md cotton dy"lHr
there are absolutely mons as vet mado
in this country.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1916-12-17

excitement at this time of day. She
didn't say anythin'.
After about half an hour we got off
into the dumdest jam l ever saw ex-
ceptin' on election night. There was
more'n million folks all crushin' along
toward big gates in a high fence like
around ball park. But this wasn't no
ball park. | know both of them, you bet.
"Looks like we was goin' to have COM
pany," says |.
"There'll be thirty thousand people
here, she says.
"Where's here?' says l. But, gettin'
no reply, stuck to her and we plowed
along.
Myrtle gave the fellow at the gate
tickets, and in we went. After we'd
walked along under concrete grand-stands
for ten minutes we come up for air, and
l seen we was in for some kind of out
door exhibition. The stands was already
perty FULL mostly of young folks wavin'
flags and wearin' ribbons on themselves;
and | noticed Myrtle was wearin some
blue ribbon herself. A usher led us to
where we was to set.
Then a lot of young fellers begins to
yell, and looks around for the cops; but,
though cops was present, none of 'em
paid no attention.
"Say," says I, @hain't l gone it blind
long enough? Where be we?'
3At the football game says Myrtle.
| jest looked at her spell, and then
says: "Myrtie, hain't you kind of played
it low down on your old dad? What if
somebody was to see me here? Eh?" I
looked around. where's the game?"
says I. al don't see none.'
"They haven't started yet" says she.
"Well,' says l, "I'll pull up my collar
and shove down my hat and stick, though
I'm doggone ashamed of myself. Foot
ball! How do they play it? With them
fish-nets is it, or with mallets? Is there
any ladies into it?"
"Wait and see!" says she.
I'D rather have it broke to me grad
ual, says l. 81 s'pose these here young
men, that hain't ashamed to play SIGH a
game before all these folks, does fancy
work when to home, eh? And has their
nails looked after by young woman?
GOSH" says l.
But Myrtle she never said a word, only
kept lookln and lookln down on the
field
as this here Peter feller-the white
pants aptain-calc' latin to take part in
this riot?" says l.
Eyes" says she.
al hope says l, "he don't slip down
or nothin' and git grass stain on his
pants. Say, Myrtle, honest Injun now,
if one of these here boys was used rough,
d'you s'pose he'd tell his ma or his pa?"
She kept right on sayin' nothin'.
AFTER while everybody stood up and
hollered, and | craned my neck to see
why. A flock of fellers in some kind of
short pants come runnin' on the field. l
sized 'em up suspicious.
SWELL" says l, "there's one redeemin'
feature: them costumes hain't sweet and
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1916-12-17

second Wnat q you
s'pose happened?
Why, doggone it, if
he didn't come a.
rollin' and a-scram-
bin out on the
other side, and kept
on goin' till twelve
or seventeen fellers
jumped on his face.
"Oo-ooh!' says
Myrtle.
Well, by this time
l don't mind sayin'
| was gettin' i'm
t'rested. After a
while somebody
dropped their ball
and it went rollin'
on the grass, and
somebody grabbed
it and everybody
started to chase
him, Peter joinin'
in the hunt. This
Teller with the ball
Continued on page IS
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MAGAZINE SECTION for December II, 1916

perty. If they'd "a wore bows in their
hair guess I'd "a had to go home sick
to my stummick.'
Then come another bust of yellin', and
now Myrtle got up and begun wavin' a
blue flag like she was crazy.
4Set down." says l, feelin' conspicuous.
"My gosh, Myrtle, what ails your
"It's our team" says she.
ooh, says l. "Where did we git one?"
ITS Yale" she says.
looked them over, too. There wasn't
hair ribbon in the bunch, and their COS
tunes didn't look mite pertier n the
others.
as he there?" says I.
"Yes," says she, breathless. 4That's
him standin next the man with the white
sweater"
seen him plain. He stuck up some
above the rest, and he had yaller hair
that curled. My Gawd, yes-curled!
Then l knowed the worst. l shut my
eyes.
RANDS was now playin' and folks yell
in; but perty soon everythin stopped
and got still, and l opened my eyes to
see what got the cops to dom their duty
at last. But they wasn't. Them two
punches of boys in short pants was out
on the field, half of 'em standin' in line,
and the other half scattered around
promiscus.
Lively game says L. "Do they play
it with their eyes?"
Then this Peter walked back bit, and
fO<> ell IL
tie, and took a kick at ball. 1t wasn't
no round ball. Likely it got squashed
somehow, for it was shaped like lemon.
"They ought to git 'em new ball.
says l.
But just then one of them other fellers
caught the ball and started to run, and
the lined-up fellers started to run at 'em.
And then this Peter he butted Teller and
knocked him endways and Owed right
into the middle of the Teller that had the
ball. Yes, sir; he jest slammed into him
like he wanted to butt through him, and
grabbed him around the laigs, and others
come a-buttin in, and there was the
dumdest snarl of arms and laigs you ever
see.
@Say," says l, whats the idee? What
4He didn't says Myrtle. 4That's
football. They're playin'. He just made
a fine tackle"
Hum says 1, consid'a shook up
mental.
Well, sir, them boys got up and put
their heads together. and yelled some
thin and Teller grabbed the ball and
started to run. One of his side showed
his shoulder into one of the others; but
another lodged past and took flynn
jump onto that ball man. Down they
went and all piled up. And so it kept on.
After a while the side this Peter was
captain of got the ball, and right off they
gave it to Peter. He put it ag'in' his
stummick, and got his head down some
where's round his knees, and slammed
right into the middle of the mess. In
second what d'you
80 s'pose happened?
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1916-12-17

WIN white panueS!
NO. said she; "if had been I'd have
told YOU"
Hasn't he asked you?" says |.
NO. says she.
"Then," says l, at hain't as bad as
your ma and me feared. But" says l.,
I'VE don't like him, and we hain't goin'
to have it. No, sir. Your ma won't have
him because he hain't got noble blood in
his veins, and l won't have him cause
he's one of these here simperin' dudes
that plays that tish-net game and that
there other game you mentioned. When
you marry" says |, 9TH be reg lar fell
Ter that kin take you to dance and lick
anybody he thinks dances with you too
many times. That's the kind the Cooper
girls marries, says I.
She sort of smiled, but it was pale
smile
al think Peter could manage" says she.
"To be sure" says |. "Prob'ly if he
got all het up he'd take one of them
rubber balls he plays with and mangle
the other Teller all up by bouncin' it off n
. his head" | says this as sarcastic as |
knowed how.
"You don't know Peter" she says. as
proud as could be. "Wait till you see
him"
"Wait till do" says l, with meanin'.
at won't be long" says she.
Hes comm here?" says |.
"His football team plays our State
University here next Saturday.
"Huh!' says l. "What does he do be-
sides play them games?"
"Waits on table, says She
"What?" says l.
"Waits on table in one of the college
eating clubs"
"A waiter!" says l. "And here cop
hain't good enough for you. Say, maybe
l hain't got this right, but | tiggered
cop was lot nearer to the class of duke
than a waiter"
ooh, daddy" says she, "you don't
UNDERESTIMATE
accurate remark"
And because | was gettin' hot under
the collar to think of this here dude
waiter with the white pants maxim love
to my girl, up and slammed out of the
room before said somethin I'd be glad
of while l was sayin' it, but sorry for in
the mornin.'
i lOLD INA. n WALTER! says she. III ii
kill me-"
at might be worse says l, strivin' to
console her. "A waiter ought to know
how to eat proper, havin' advantage of
bein' able to watch the best folks at their
meals"
My eatin' was a sore spot with ma, her
havin' read book named "The Etiquette
of the Table," which she lived up to
painful.
sand" says l, "bein a waiter, he's
used to wearin' one of them dress suits
you're so set on"
Later, when I'd cooled off SOS you
could touch me without scorchin' fin
ger, l hunted Myrtle up to ask some
more answers about this football cap
tain.
"Myrtie, says I, "supposin' this Peter
was to ask you to marry him-how
would you look on such proposition?'
"But he hasn't asked me-" she says.
do you want him tor says l.
She looks at me minute sort of pitiful,
and then busts out cryin.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1916-12-17

like she Was a er-truck-driuer's
daughter than the Queen of Sheeby.'
"Myrtie," says l, "your old dad he
thinks a heap of you, and he wouldn't do
nothin' to make you cry; but here's a
matter where got to act for your good.
Once, when my dad give me whallopin,
he says to me, says he: The day'll come,
Jake, when you'll thank me for this. ;
Jest then, settin' down bein' painful to a
degree, didn't b'lieve him. But later 1
come to it, says 1. And" l says, it'll
be the same with you
"It-it isn't fair" says she. "You
never saw him.
9TH be best for him. says l, "if l
never do
Hell come to call when his team gets
to town." says she.
"Warn him. says |, "to wear thick
plank in the seat of them white pants of
his'n," says |, "if he does.
THE rest of the week Myrtle went
around lookin' like somebody had ct
her canary bird, and at meals she Jest
pecked at her food with one hand while
she dabbed at her eyes with handker-
chief in the other. told her jokes, but
she didn't get any cheerfuller. | bought
one of them VAUDEVILLE monologue books
and got her in corner and read the dunn
thing from cover to cover right at her,
but she never got higher n sick smile.
Then, all of sudden, she growed calmer
and more resigned like, not to say
sprightly.
This here sprightliness come of
Saturday mornin', and l was mighty
tickled.
Daddy" she says to me, comm and
settn' onto my lap, 81 want to go some
where this afternoon. Will you go with
me?"
"You bet" says I. "Where is it?'
Il sha'nt tell you," says she. "It's
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"Good, says l. "If there's one
thing | like better n another,
it's bein' surprised. Do we take
any footmen or buffers with us?'
NO." says she; "we go on the
street car"
Have you told this here to
your MAJ" says |, KNOWN she
looks on street cars as low and
depraved.
NO." says she, "and mother'll
never find out. This is her after
noon to have the hair-dresser
come"
Hair-dresser! To sich depths
are we dragged by money.
Right after dinner we sneaked
out and got onto car. 1t was
the first one I'd rode on in the
daylight in a year, and l come
clost to shakin' hands with the
conductor. Myrtle she took charge
of things and said when we was
to get off and all that. Before
long the car got all crowded up,
and l asked her what was the