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El Nuevo mexicano., 1916-08-17
difference whose bull IS tied outside.

difference whose bull is tied outside.
Meanwhile, this is the SAND newspaper
which some time ago Conducted d detefmin-
ed attack iipon the evil modern primary syH-
tenn, which has been pernrciousfy adopted
by the majority Of the states III C0nttadis.
tinction to the mob system which prevails
In New Mexico, and which results in Gre.
gory's being barbecued and Frtncisco's be.
ing given the absent treatment,
While we are ON the subject. 1t also
seems to occur to us that some time ago
one H. o.. Bursum created a Whole vet Of
delegates and alternates to go TO d national
convention in Chicago, by the simple pro-
cess of reading a resolution from the floor
Of the convention, at Albuquerque thus re-
lieving hundreds Of delegates there OF any
worry or responsibility in the matter.
Why make any distinctions? It Is ali the
old crowd, the old system, the old results
the time honored Grand Old Republican
practice in New Mexico, of which H. o. Bur
sum and Frank A. Hubbell and Gregory
and Uncle Tom, and the Charley's and the
rest have been such spectacular and shining
opponents since the memory of man runneth
not to the contrary. The grand old system,
the grand old custom, the same grand old
candidates are with us as of ydre; and you
can hear the gales of Homeric laughter
sweeping over the state as the same grand
old managers advance to the front of the
stage and gravely inform the audience that
all these are brand new champions of popu-
lar rights suddenly discovered and dragged
from obscurity by the people of New Mexico,
And then folks wonder why there are SO
many funny papers printed!
El Nuevo mexicano., 1916-08-17
GLAD TIpINos

Ration Range: A press eport Of yester-
day is to the effect that Judge Herbert r..
Reynolds. Of A~lbuqherque. Is likely 10 be
presented by Valencia county ond supported
by Otero county for the senatorial nomina-
ton before the state convention. Glad It'd
ings, indeed. Judge Reynolds has every
thing to recommend him for his nomination
and nothing to operate against him. He is
just such a man as the Range could get be-
hind and plug for to the uttermost and in
this the Range would have the company
of 100 per Gentle D the Republicans Of Coltax
county, which Of course includes the hereto
fore Progresaives. Judge Reynolds would
be 4 winner here, and is one Of the few
Republicans who could clean up A. A. Jones
in the state.
El Nuevo mexicano., 1916-08-17
Well, You Can't Tell

They are now talking about Isidoro Armi-
10 for secretary Of state. Isidoro 10 a good
fellow. We like him, In fact. Still, there
was that legislative journal You know
Isidoro said he signed that without knowing
what was in it. Now the secretary OF state
has to sign a lot OF documents. Naturally
he has to be cautious, so as not to sign any
document committing the Legislature to the
insane asylum, or revoking the franchise, or
annulling the United States constitution, or
renting the capitol building out for an auto
garage. Uncle Josh. you will remember,
signed a paper fer the lightnin' rod agent,
what said he done a good job, and a leetle
later it turned out tibet tibet paper was a
check fer five hundred dollars, and | be
burned i'll didn't have to pay it, haw, haw,
haw!" .asfi
Understand, we are not jumping on Isl
d0ro. But then that journai-and 90 many
papers to be signed by the secretary Of
state-well you see how it II.
El Nuevo mexicano., 1916-08-17

A million dollar rain, | heerd a Teller say,
As the drops come patterlr Gown, Jest 10th.
er day. LiDfafN NN
a million dOllars2 shVcksI thinks Il
His estimate ain't very high
Fer this here bIessIn' frum tn sky.
IA million dolIarsl Thet Amt mucn
When y count tn happy smiles an such,
Thet shows TIL aIadness In tn hearts
o. men thet's maxim these here parts
A land o. homes and church an schools.
A million doIlars7. Hull Tn foolsl
A million dollarsl But then / s'pose
He wuz countIn' Jest tn stuff that grows,
An has freshened up, like, In tn rows.
Cause you can't count IN golden coin a rain
What sets the farmers heart in tune again.
Edgar sherman.
El Nuevo mexicano., 1916-08-17
What's the Diference1

The Morning Journal Of Albuquerque
jumps with spiked heels on to the alleged
erascally" methods Of Gregory Pase, of Me-
Kinley county, in debating a list Of Cntfon
convention delegates to the sovereign voters
Of his county and ramming II down the pro-
testing but uasvailins gullet Of the pfoleta-
riat.
Our contemporary believes this alleged
action OF the alleged Page as aforetaid was
an outrage upon the Grand Old E1as, which
emblem, it appears, headed the list Of Cat
ron delegates.
Still, II we remember rightly, ONE Frank
A. HhbbelI had the American flag emblaz-
oned upon certain precinct primary tickets
in Albuquerque which bore the names iof
divers and suudry Hubbell delegates and
which were In similar manner forced down
the deglutitory canal Of the sovereign voter
Of Bernalillo county in somewhat similar
fashion. II they we're not we may be
charged with bias, perhaps, as a result Of
reading Hothe ten years editorials in our
contemporary Regarding this same Hubbell,
What We were about TO remark, However.
was that in the case of Page with his Cat
ron delegates the Albuquerque paper let out
a terrific and ~ear-spiittine howl IN the
case Of HubbelI and the Hubbell delegates
there was a vecifeFous and smotherlig ST.
lenee
20 fsvainp the uslsttatsd vreeae about
the goring of the OK, it seems to mAKe 4
El Nuevo mexicano., 1916-08-17
HANNA

Rio Grande Republic: on our first page
today the Republic takes the unauthorized
liberty Of mentioning as the bes; candidate
for governor OF the state OF New Mexico
Justice Richard H. Hanna. We believe the
people OF New Mexico will second this nomi.
nation and that a wave of state patriotism
viii rally to his support a fealty that will
leave no doubt as to what New Mexico
wants. The demand must be made upon
Judge Hanna that any sacrifice made by
him is made for his state and her good gov
eminent, and he wiAnot fail to come to the
rescue at such an hour of need. we believe
he is the logical candidate to succeed Gov
ern0r Mcdonald and to defeat Mr.. Bursum,
El Nuevo mexicano., 1916-08-17
TORRANCE For ROMERO

Willard Record: County politics are
warming up, but for the time being all at
tention is turned toward the state ticket.
The friends of Bursurn are making great
claims for his nomination. We have moth
ing especially against this a but we
favor the nomination Of the Hon. Secundino
Romero, believing that he is we'll fitted for
the office. His record is clear, and what is
more, If nominated, his election is sure.
Torrance county will send a delegation to
Santa Fe on the 2Sd who will support Mr..
Romero.
El Nuevo mexicano., 1916-08-17
JABS NIB si:s ss'''


The best that We can do today.
The hobleht in us for this hdut
That swings Ia sunshine on the way,
Full Of the dreams Of mighty power.
Out on the field OF battle filed
With earnestness to show
A life Of balanced heart ana will
TO take Or give the blow.
This day our date to make complete
The splendid hopes that slsam
In every heart by love made sweet
That truth may crow the dream.
Baltimore Sun.
El Nuevo mexicano., 1916-08-17
WHO is THE eossg

Rio Gfande Republica: United States
Senator Catron. Of Santa Fe, and secuhdino
Romero, of Las Vegas, spent W or three
days here, arriving last Friday. They we're
precinct visitors in nearly every precinct in
Dono Ana county and were introduced by
Assessor Daura v. Peacock, who travelled
with them, and, 1t is said. carried the wire
stretchef and staples for the mending Of the
political fences SO badly cut by Messrs. Bur
sum and Hubbell on a recent trip through
here. Senator Catron, it Is said by one who
perhaps experienced some disappointment
at the statement, declared ne mad not one
cent for tribute" but would have millions
for defense"-if he got the nomination.
This, after the Honorable Frank Hubbell
and his 200 buck checks was quite discon-
'certing to the faithful. and left that hollow
feeling that follows a light and early break
fast with a promise of heavy dinner which
fails to materialize. A mean man said local
politicians made the venerable senator and
his handsome young friend feel that plums
fell off the Christmas tree in Dona Ana
eounty-only when your friends had hung
them on for you, and this year It is hard
times, etc, etc. Seriously, it is said here
the Boss" is slightly prejudlced in favor
of the Socorro and Bernalillo county men.
Now who in thunder is the Boss?
El Nuevo mexicano., 1916-08-17
MORAL CERTAINTY

Socorro Chieftain: Mr.. Bursum's politi-
cal opponents are in q frantic state Of mind
over the moral certainty of his nomination
and election They should compose them
selves. They will be vastly more benefited
by his administration than they have been
by one OF their own choosing.
El Nuevo mexicano., 1916-08-17
pooR TECHNIQUE IN THIS ONE

TT. Sumner Review: A farmer from the
Taft neighborhood tells the following snake
story; His children cane running in from
a maize field, much excited, and told Of see
ing a monster snake. He investigated and
found where the snake had went over some
soft ground and left a trail at lest SIX inch
es broad, He trailed it to where it entered
a badger hole, Help and tools were secured
and the reptile was unearthed. 1t proved to.
be six feet and two inches in length and had
fourteen rattles. 1T body was no larger
than thaAof an ordinary snake Of that
length except in one place, where it was
as large as a medium.siEed watermelon, the
distended part having made the broad trail.
When cut open it was found that her snake
ship had swallowed two full-grown Jack rab-
bits.
El Nuevo mexicano., 1916-08-17

q CAUGHT the street car conductor
who yves me money on the car platform
last night
did you set your money!"
mo; he did the anne thing my other
creditors do"
What's THAR"
'aPut me Off"
El Nuevo mexicano., 1916-08-17
M BEATS BUSINESS

Rio Grande Republic: H. o. Bursnm Is
busy here again and the endless chain buai-
ness seems transferred to Dona Ana opun-
~ these days. Last week catfon and Ro-
mero-thiB week Bursam and Hubbell~for
Mr.. Hubbell is in El Paso en- route here--
and next week the former gentlemen win
have to do some more fence work hers ID
undo. that Is now balng built Up. AWFUL
strehu0ns existence, this.
El Nuevo mexicano., 1916-08-17
ONE ALTERNATIVE

albuquerque Herald: Congressman Her
nandez says he does not want to do or be
anything but go back to Washington and be
u congressman. one can think or no atti-
tude more reasonable, unless Mr.. Herman
DEE should want to go back to Rio Arribs
county and be a village storekeeper.
El Nuevo mexicano., 1916-08-17
STATE POLITICS
PREcoNvENTIoh SONG OF d. o. p.
INT. Gumnaf f.aadar1

(Ft. Sumner Leader.)
(Sung by Bookw0rm Bursuin.)
History and nature, too repeat themseIvea,
we sayi
Same old candidates; We never change our
good old way;
Life Is Just the same for Us, again and yet
and still
FOR hothlhHs ever new At all same old bune
and Bills.
chorus-JoIned In by carbso Sccy Tom
asso catrou, RahA Hubbslb Tsrreno No.
berto and the "Invlslble:"
Same old bancembe-onIy more;
same old buslTsss-as heforet
Same old StcfyA-frem Us few;
Same old Notwithstanding new.
El Nuevo mexicano., 1916-08-17

The outlook isn't very tranquiliziug for
the Washington stockholders. It is said that
there will be a shake-up II the Democrats
win, aud II the Republicans win it Is a cineh
thst 4 vet Of then will have to 20 TO work
for q livipg.~IndiaAapolls News.
El Nuevo mexicano., 1916-08-17
.That'a Easy

Did the Democratic or Progressive Par
ty." demands the indignant editor Of the
state Wrecker, honor Herbert Reynolds
with the nomination for district judge2"
UhMh-thatis just what it did, dear,
The Blue Book is 3 splendid aid to short
memories.
El Nuevo mexicano., 1916-08-17
THAT'S THE 7

Albuquerque Herald: In some of our coun-
ties the people pay or are made to pay their
taxes. while in other counties 10 per cent
refuse Or omit payments and the refusal or
oversight is permitted 10 stand.
El Nuevo mexicano., 1916-08-17
VIII, ThsRE,s RAYNoLps

Las Cruces Citizen. The New Mexican
insists that il is not for Hubbell ror the Re.
publican nomination, yet PROPOSES no man
to take his place. And since when did the
New Mexican get any say In Republican pol
lties in this stateg
El Nuevo mexicano., 1916-08-17

1T MIGHT be more useful for the
WilsOrites to answer d few Of MIR.
Hughes charges before throwing 4 fit
over the eleven Foolish Questions Of 80
authors.
El Nuevo mexicano., 1916-08-17
sac STORY Oh sPRiNeER,s JAlL

Colfax County Stockman: Springer may
be saying in the language Of the Missouri
houn' poet, you gotta quit kiclin' my Jail
aroun'.p Pretty soon the officer with a Vio'
lator Of the law whom he desires to inear-
cerate may find 1t necessary to fhunt up
the jail before he can accommodate his pris-
oner. Springer has IA one-celt Jail, and d
few months ago itywas moved from the hose
company building TO the Cowan livery barn
across the street as the hose company need
ed the space it occupied for the new auto
fire truck. This week it has been moved
again from the barn to a vacant lot further
up where it will act-as an oven In the sum
mer time and a refrigerator in the winter
until the own can secure a home for the
outcast. The Springer jail has no friends
and It has no home. There was a time when
Springer had no jail and often the county
Jail was borrowed when 1t was not full.
Years ago when William e.. Corbett, Joe
Trujillo, Darl Brown, Douglas Wright and
others looked after the Offenders and never
let one of them escape, they had various
unique ways of keeping their men. Doug
las Wright often took them to his home and
slept in the same room. which in some in
stances took considerable nerve. Joe Tru-
jillo sat up many a night while his prisoner
slept fine, While William e.. Corbett was
an officer a large safe stood in the Office
Of the Cowan livery barn. "Biiiy" possess
ed a set of leg cuffs, a heavy log chain and
a big paddock. With the chain Topped
around a leg of the safe he held his man
and both got a good nights sleep.
El Nuevo mexicano., 1916-08-17
YOU'LL orfEND TIE waEckrA
(Ff. Sumner Reylew.l

Ut Summer HeVieW.)
Mud will flow from that extinct volcano
near Santa Fe, or its vicinity, until after
the November election.
El Nuevo mexicano., 1916-08-17
sOUH GRAPES


The circus passed E0torfo BY yester-
day morning. and 1t took two engines
to drag II up the hill A circus amt
much nChuw.
El Nuevo mexicano., 1916-08-17

has a poor chance Of being nominated, and
i Is a sad truth that all political organiza-
lions bow down to the candidate with a
"barrel#
El Nuevo mexicano., 1916-08-17
MoDasrLY wITHHoLos NAMg

Las Cruces Citizeni Some newspapers
we know Of are supporting men for Office
who would be more valuable to the people
of the state feeding sheep. or even herdins
them.
El Nuevo mexicano., 1916-08-17

WE NEARLY had frost this morning
in Santa re. Albuquerque papers please
copy.
El Nuevo mexicano., 1916-08-17

III kO oAAs
1T is announced that the dispatch Of
$4,000 more national giafdsmen to the
border is only another peaceful demon
stration designed to Danish the mis-
trust Of Jul motives felt by the Mexi-
cans.
THE PACIFISTS say It is all right
to have just a few Americans killed, a
couple or three or four hundred, may
be, or perhaps a thousand, possibly II
500. so long as we are not Plunged Into
War and My Boy Doesn't Have to Go.
1T WILL be Interesting, perhaps, to
hear what Major Llewellyn thinks of
having his name applied to General
Tom Catron.
GREGORY PAGE, it is said, feels
that his stand for political reform in Nc
Kinley county has sort Of busted up the
Grand Old Party out there. What we
can't understand is how Frank Hub
bell, as a representative Of the down
trodden common people and equally fa-
nous as a reformer with Mr.. Page, man
ages to retain HIS standing with the
bosses.
IN DENMARK they have the Folke.
thing and the Landsthing. In America
the congress is frequently called the
Damthing.
AMONG THE outdoor sports which
We eft with pleasure seek
Is not foa-auto-raclhg
On the summit Of
Pixies PeakI
WE'LL, WE understand the Turks
have been given Mush by the Germans. /.
all along.
1T WAS really Mr.. Bryan who wrote
Silver Threads Among the Cold"
CURIOUS HOW much attention is
paid to those alleged flat" Hughes
speeches.
Won HINDENBURG is to be sent in
to bat for Gen. Won Bothmer In the
ninth.
A SKUNK that bit an Iowa woman
was found to be mad. 1t must be mad
dening to be a skunk.
-v-~
Il HAVE an uncle who has money
enough to enable him to do as he
pleases," boasted Braggs.
That's nothing" rejoined Naggs.
zone of my uncles is rich enough to en-
able him to do as his wife pleases."-
Gfids and Groans.
S-v--
A NEW YORK woman whose hus-
band has disappeared offers SIS reward
to any one who will find him, Still, she
knows him and should have a good idea
oil what he is worth.
-v-w-~
AN INTERESTING passenger on the
AIbuquerdue.Las Vegay train yesterday
was a visitor from the east who was
discovered trying to Get . Place in the
Sun.
THE COMING Tower anent the
high cost Of white paper, toughIy cries,
"a dried tie for expeuhe," and leaves
two inches Of his colhmn vacant. The
Line ostype or Two man on the Chi.
I'LL 49,. --4s-& If- uf -4
El Nuevo mexicano., 1916-08-17
lie A~LL.PoMERFuk IAN

IT. sumper Leader II il . sad comHep
tary on our times that a poor ana able mag
El Nuevo mexicano., 1916-08-17
Democratic Party Rip
Van Wrinkle Of Nationy
Sleeps While II Grows

FOREIGN POLICY is SUCCESSION or
RLuNDERs; DOMESTIC LEelsLATloN
ALI IN coNTRAvENTloN or DEMO.
CRATIC TEACHINGS, SAYS KANSAS
El Nuevo mexicano., 1916-08-17

CURIOUS HOW much attention is
paid to those alleged "flat" Hughes
speeches.
El Nuevo mexicano., 1916-08-17

1T WILL be Interesting, perhaps. to
hear what Major Llewellyn thinks of
having his nan applied to General
Tom Catron.
El Nuevo mexicano., 1916-08-17

Won HINDENBURG is to be sent in
to bat for Gen. Won Bothmer In the
ninth.
El Nuevo mexicano., 1916-08-17

1T is announced that the dispatch Of
$4,000 mor national giardsmen to the
border is only another peaceful demon
stration designed to Danish the mis-
trust of our motives felt by the Mexi-
cans.
El Nuevo mexicano., 1916-08-17

1T WAS really Mr.. Bryan who wrote
''silver Threads Among the Cold"
El Nuevo mexicano., 1916-08-17

THE PACIFISTS say It is all right
to have just a few Americans killed, a
couple or three or four hundred, may
be, or perhaps q thousand, possibly II
500, SO long as we are not Plunged Into
War and My Boy Doesn't Have to Go.
El Nuevo mexicano., 1916-08-17

ANEW YORK village paper says that
Ralph &. Lewis is having bis Block
PtintsdA A. bschsnge insists On class
Tying this among Beauty Hints"
El Nuevo mexicano., 1916-08-17

A SKUNK that bit an Iowa woman
was found to be mad. 1t must be mad
dening to be a skunk.
El Nuevo mexicano., 1916-08-17

THE FOREMAN suggests . more rev
olutionaFy procedure for this depart
ment His idea is nothing more nor
less than the simple expedispt Of ab6l-
ishing It and substituting some Reglar
LlteFatoor.
El Nuevo mexicano., 1916-08-17

IN DENMARK they have the Folke.
thing and the Landsthing. In America
the congress is frequently called the
Damthing.
El Nuevo mexicano., 1916-08-17

WE'LL, WE understand the Turks
have been given Mush by the Germans
all along.
El Nuevo mexicano., 1916-08-17

THE COMING Tower anent the
high cost Of white paper, toughIy cries,
"A dried tie for expense," and leaves
two inches Of his colhfhn vacant. The
Line o'type or Two man on the Chi.
Trib. thinks of ehopplng his Last
Line"
El Nuevo mexicano., 1916-08-17

Il HAVE an uncle who has money
enough to enable him to do as he
pleases," boasted Bfaggs.
That's nothing" rejoined Naggs.
"One Of my uncles is rich enough to en-
able him to do as his wife pleases. -
Gfins and Groans.
El Nuevo mexicano., 1916-08-17

A NEW YORK woman whose hus.
band has disappeared offers IS reward
to any one who will find him, Still, she
knows him and should have a good idea
OF what he is worth.
El Nuevo mexicano., 1916-08-17

AMONG THE outdoor sports which
We eft with pleasure seek
Is not foa-auto-raclhg
On the summit Of
Pixies PeakI
El Nuevo mexicano., 1916-08-17

AN INTERESTING passenger on the
AIbuquerdue.Las Vegas train yesterday
was a Visitor from the east who was
discovered trying to Get q Place IN the
Sun.
El Nuevo mexicano., 1916-08-17

20 fsvainp the uslabtated vneese about
the goring Of the on, it seems to MAKE 4
The Richmond Virginian. (Richmond, Va.) 1910-1920, 1916-02-11
TAKE SALTS To
FLUSH KIDNEYS
EAT LESS MEAT IF YOU FEIL
BACKACHY OR HAVE BLAD-
DER TROUBLE.

Meat forms uric acid. which excitea
and overworks the kidneys in their
Efforts to filter 1t from the system.
Regular eaters of meat must flush the
kidneys occasionally. You must re-
leve them like you relieve your bow
els: removing all the acids, waste and
poison, else you feel dull misery In
the kidney region. sharp pains in the
back. or sick headache. dizziness your
stomach sours. tongue is coated, and
when the weather is bad you have
rheumatic twinges. The urine is
cloudy full of sediment: the channels
often get irritated. obliging You to get
up two or three times during the night
To neutralize these irritating acids
and flush off the body's urinous waste
get about four ounces of Jad Salts
from any pharmacy; take table,
spoonful in a glass of water before
breakfast for a few days and your kid
neys will then act fine and bladder dis
orders disappear. This famous salts
is made from the acids of grapes and
lemon juice, combined with lithia. and
has been used for generations TO clean
and stimulate sluggish kidneys and
stop bladder irritation. Jad Salts liz
inexpensive, harmless and makes %
delightful effervescent lithia water
drink. which millions of men and
women take now and then, thus avoid
ing serious kidney and bladder dis
eases.-Adv.
The Richmond Virginian. (Richmond, Va.) 1910-1920, 1916-02-11
TWO BANK MEN ACCEPT
MORE LUCRATIVE WORK

]. M. Miller III. paying teller OF
the First National Bank, a son OF
John M. Miller. Jr., first vice-presi-
dent of the hank, has accepted the
position of cashier of the Pamlico In
surance and Banking Company, OF
Tarboro, n. C.
p. l.. Moore. exchange teller of the
same bank, has accepted o position as
manager and cashier of the Fulton
branch of the Church Hill Bank.
Both of these officials have served
faithfully and their designations were
received with regret. They worked
themselves up in the service of the
bank, and though leaving for larger
salaries their friends regret their de-
parture from the institution with
which they have been connected.
Much interest now centers In the
necessary promotions which will come
to other bank employees of the First
National by reason of the designations
of Miller and Moore.
The Richmond Virginian. (Richmond, Va.) 1910-1920, 1916-02-11
Emergency Fund Reaches $4,000 Mark

Baltimore, Nd, Feb 1oThe emergency fund of
100000 which Honorable Jonathan X. Taylor and his
associates have undertaken to raise promote by every
legitimate the passage of the Sheppard Ganger
amendment resolution in Congress- has reached the $685.
900 mark. The fund being raised by clubs follows
A club of 10 (ten) members at $1,000 each.
club of 10 (ten( members at s. 900 each.
club of 25 twenty five) members at 81 900 each
club of (six) members at $500 each
A club of 20 (twenty) members at 800 each
Mr. Taylor says: 'EThere are AZ States $4,000 from
each will fill the BILL OF course, some cannot do that,
but others will make up the difference.
"Our committee has decided that guarantee of
800 or shall entte person to membership in the
Committee of One Hundred and that a certificate of
membership shall be issued when the amount subscribed
is paid The fund should be completed by March for
Of it is badly needed and cannot call for any
until all is subscribed
Pledges should be sent to Chairman Jonathan X.
Taylor 916 Fidelity Building Baltimore, Md.