The Hays free press. [volume] (Hays, Kan.) 1908-1924, 1916-03-25
SUNFLOWER PETALS
PIueked by the Golden Belt Spectator.

The Spectator has no advice to offer
Kansas school boards which are now
| looking about for teachers for next
year.
The person who is afraid his dignity
will be trampled upon generally finds
that it is.
People who have little authority fear
that it will grow less and it generally
does.
He who forgets about his ''place in
society" in the 10y of the job has it
remembered by everyone else.
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The ambition to warm an Office chair
is found in those who can do nothing
else.
Next to puppy love letters the most
rhetorical sIush is found in church
write-ups handed in to the editor by
zone present. -
Kansas boasts of its fearless editors,
yet there is not a newspaper man in
the state who would dare print the
truth about the activities which the
local churches promote and relate the
manner in which it is done.
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The only activity in which the entire
world takes part is the worlds most
ineficiently managed activity, the
church.
Musicians pay for the bouquets they
write for themselves in the musical
journals. Patent medicines must not
only pay for their bouquets but must
mark it as advertising natter Some
musicians are musicians and some
patent medicines are medicines.
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Are you happy?
By official proclamation Kansas is to
have an Educational Day" this year,
devotes day to education and Kansas
again leads.
The University of Pennsylvania has
decided that no one can receive a di-
ploma to practice law in that state un-
less he or she has good moral char
acter. The Spectator rises to ask
where Pennsylvania expects to get her
future lawyers.
The impulse to do by having done and
the impulse to help by having helped
exalteth a man.
To win by being defeated marks the
man who succeeds.
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The spring parade is now going by.
Evidently it is not for themselves alone
that women wear these new clothes.
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If the men would not look, there
would be no reason to be shocked.
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When you are figuring out the depth
of another mans insineerity from the
standards set up by your own breadth,
are you sure that your depth is great
enough to measure it?
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When you know what you should
aspire to and do not, your pettiness is
asking for terms and your real self has
decided to give no quarter.
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Goasir ia NOT foy. aI,11f aars
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The Gullible Gossips of Hays will
exist as long as people on the outside
want to know what the members of the
club talk about on the so-caIled inside
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All the world is built upon the sy
tenn that each one of US shall have to
yield precedence to some other one, as
well as to enjoy a certain power of
abusing his fellows.-Dostoieffsky.
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Visions are no longer confined to the
allurements of the ballet. Fashion is
a prophet and not without honor on
windy day.
How many read last weeks New
Republic at the public library?
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General Gallieni says that only |
young man Gan lead a vast army to
victory. 1t is needless to point out the |
fact that the present war has no young
generals.
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Science has disproved another popu-
lar theory. It is now known that |
the greenish eye goes with fneness of |
nature and heart capable of unsefsh ]
love.
No, you are mistaken and have /
jumped at conclusions, she does not
have greenish eyes.
The motto of the Advertising Clubs
Of the World is TRUTH. The motto /
Of the worlds school teachers is
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