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Honolulu star-bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1912-2010, 1916-02-11
DIED.

OKATA I'm Honolulu. February 10,
1916, Okata, unmarried, engine oiler
. at the Moana hotel. Waikiki. a ma
tive of Japan. 35 Wears old
HAUAPE In Honolulu, February 9,
1916, Philomena, daughter of Mr..
and Mrs. William Hanapa of Desha
lane, Palama, a native Of this city,
FIVE days old.
SUGIUCHI-In Honolulu, February 8.
1916, Tatsuji Sugiuchi Of Marmion
street, Kakaako, unmarried, candy
peddler. a native of Japan, 3S years
il month and Is days old.
MITCHELLr-In Hama, Maui January
80, 1916, Mrs. Ruth AulaHi Mitchell,
wife OF Rev. Louis NJ. Mitchell, a
native of the island of Tarawa, Gil
bert islands. 81 years months and
IL days old.
WYMAN--In Paia, Maui, January 20,
1916, James Gilmore Wynan. wild.
over, native OF Phipsburg, Maine,
rs years old.
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soRM

SHEEDY the Pacific Sanitarfum,
Honolulu. February 10, 1876, to ar,
g. and Mrs. Joseph f. Sheedy of $3.50
Parker avenue, Manoa, q daughter.
YUEN-In Honolulu, February 3, 1915,
to Mr.. and Mrs. Yuen Zip Of 81
Kukui street, a son,
YAP-In Honolulu. February s, 1916,
to Sir. and Mrs. Zap Yen Of ga
South Queen street, a son kim
Leong.
0LDS-In Honolulu, February Z, 1915,
to Mr. and Mrs Edward Kanofn
Odds of Prison road. a SON Edward.
SIU-Tn Honolulu. February Z, 1916,
to MIR. and Mrs. Sin Sop of Asylum
road, Palama, a son.
CHING In Honolulu, February 3,
1916, to Mr.. and Mrs Ching zee
Sun of 267 Vineyard street, a son
You Bun.
Honolulu star-bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1912-2010, 1916-02-11
POLICE.SALE OF
JUNK REALIZES
MORE THAN $500

From the collection OF various kinds
Of junk which fen into the hands Of
the police duriag the past year. more
than S20o was realized at TUESDAYS
sale A large part 81 this came from
several dozen bicycles. mostly wrecks
OF little value. which we're seld 70
dealers who viii change parts and
make a few good wheels out Of them.
Some cheap ieweiry and 4 lot Of
knives and miscellaneous small arti-
cles were sold IN lots, and brought
fairly good prices. The bidders at
the sale we're mostly second hand
dealers and the few others who at
tended bid very slowly, as the stun
was not OF much value except TO sec
ond hand men.
Honolulu star-bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1912-2010, 1916-02-11
SEALED TENDERS.

Sealed tenders will be received by
the Board Of Harbor Commissioners
until p. m, Wednesday, March 1,
1916. for the construction of new
wharf at Wairnea, Kauai. Plans. spe-
cifications and blank forms of pro-
nosal are on file in the office of the
EoaBd OF Harbor Commissioners. Capt.
toll Building. Honolulu, T. H
The Board of Harbor Commission
ers reserves the right to reject any
or all tenders.
fSigaed) CHARLES R. FORBES,
Chairman, Board of Harhor Commits
sioners.
Honolulu, February s. 1916.
6392-1et
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BY AUTHORITY.
RESOLUTION 20. 4fa.


BE IT resolved by the Board of SG-
ReFs tsorB OF the City and County 81
Honolulu, Territory % Hawaii. that
the sun Of Three Hundred and Nine
teen Dollars Ts3fs. g01 be and the
same IS hereby appropriated out Of
all moneys in the Permanent I'm
proYement Fund Of the Treasury Of
the City and County OF Honolulu, for
IN account to be known as Constrac.
ton Sidewalks, Vineyard Street, be-
tween River and NuHann streets.
~: Presented by,
DANIEL LOGAN,
. Supervisor.
Honolulu, January rs, 1915.
Approved this It'll day OF February,
A D. 1916.
Mayor, City and County q Honolulu.
T. H. H..
sS93-Feb. 9, 10. IL.
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SEALED TENDERS.

Sealed tenders viii be received BY
the Board of Harbor Commissioners
until 200 p. m, Wednesday, March
i, 1916, for the construction of a ware
house at Hanalei, Kauai. Plans, spe-
cifications and blank forms of propo-
sal are on file in the office of the
Board of Harbor Commissioners, Capt.
toll Building, Honolulu, T. n
The Board of Harbor Commission
ers reserves the right to reject any
or all tenders.
lSigned) CHARLES r. FORBES,
Superintendent of Public Works and
Chairman, Board OF Harbor Commits
sioners
Honolulu, February 4 1916.
63g1-1Ot
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RESOLUTION NO. 4os.

Be 1t Resolved by the Board of Su.
EerFisors OF the City and County OF
Honolulu, Territory OF Hawaii, that
the sum Of Two Hundred Thirty Sew.
en- and 1890 fs237.79) Dollars, be,
and the same is hereby appropriated
out Of all moneys in the General Fund
OF the Treasury OF the said City and
County Of Honolulu for the following
purpose, to wit:
KapiolanI Park, maintenance and
upkeep, s237.T9.
Introduced by,
DANIEL LOGAN,
Supervisor,
Honolulu, January 10, 1916.
Approved this 7th day OF February.
a. d. 1916.
JOHN C. LANE,
Mayor City and County OF Honolulu,
T. n
6393-Feb, 9. 10. IL.
Honolulu star-bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1912-2010, 1916-02-11
RESOLUTION NO. 421.

Be It resolved by the Board of SUI
peryisors of the City and County Of
Honolulu. Territory of Hawaii, that
the sum Of One Thousand One Hun
dred Sixtyseven, and Ten Cents
t$1, 167.10l, for water rates Of the
Electric Light Department, be, and
the same is hereby appropriated out
of all moneys in the General Fund Of
the Treasury of the said City and
County Of Honolulu. for the account
known as Electric Light system, Ma
tefial and Supplies
Presented by,
DANIEL LOGAN,
supervisor.
Honolulu, January is, 1916.
Approved this 9TH DAY Of February,
A D 1916.
JOHN c. LANE,
Mayor, City and County Of Honolulu.
T. H.
ssss Feb. 8, 10. ii.
Honolulu star-bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1912-2010, 1916-02-11
AGRICULTURAL. COM
PAhY, LIMITED.
ANNuAL MgETINe.

Notice is hereby given that the an.
nual meeting of the shareholders Of
the Waialua Agricultural Company,
Limited, will be held at the office of
Castle & Cooke, Limited, at the cor
ner of Fort and Merchant Streets, in
the City and County 6f Honolulu, Ter
ritory Of Hawaii, on Friday. February
Is, 1916, at 10 o'clock a m.
r. II. PETR1E,
Secretary WaiaIua Agricultural Com.
pany, Limited
Honolulu. Hawaii. February s, 1916.
639S-fSt
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TRANSPORT SERVICE

Logan, in port, sails Sunday / a. M,
for Manila.
Thomas, due here Sunday noon from
San Francisco.
Sherman. sailed Feb ;, for San Fran
cisco.
Sheridan, at Manila,
Dix sailed from Manila for Seattle,
via Honolulu, January Is.
Warren, in the Philippines.
Buford, at cristobaL
Honolulu star-bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1912-2010, 1916-02-11
ADJOURNED ANNUAL MEETING.

Notice Is hereby given that the ad.
iourned annual meeting of the stock
holders Of Lanai Company, Limited,
Will be held at the office OF the com
Dany, Hackfeld building. Honolulu. r,
H. on Friday, February 18th, 1916,
at 10 O'Clock a. M, for the election of
a board of directors to serve for the
ensuing year, and the transaction Of
such other business as may properly
come before the meeting.
j. r. g. HAGENS,
Secretary.
Honolulu, T. H.,
February /, 1916.
capn sIal.h II ~
Honolulu star-bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1912-2010, 1916-02-11
MID.PAcIFIc cARNIvAL RATES.

Hawaii to Honolulu and return, S15
Maui to Honolulu and return, S.
Kauai to Honolulu and return, So.
An extra charge of one dollar each
way WIN Be made for certain deck
berths on steamers between Maui
Kauai and Honolulu, With the excep-
ton of the Maui and Mikala1a.
Tickets issued to arrive at Honolulu
February 10, 1916.
Return limit, March /, 1916.
INTERISLAN STEAM AAvIGA-
TON COMPANY, LIMITED.
6392-8t
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FRssELs no DEPART
MAILS

Mails are due from the following
points as follows:
San Francisco Sierra, Feb. IA.
Japan. China and Philippines Chiyo
Maru. Feb IA.
Australia Sonoma, Feb 20.
Vancouver Makura, Feb. %.
Mail win depart for the following
points as follows.
San Francisco Chiyo Maru Feb rs.
Japan, China and Philippines Shinyo
AIaru, p. M today
Australia Sierra. Feb. A.
Vancouver Niagara, Mar. 3.
Honolulu star-bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1912-2010, 1916-02-11
SEALED TENDERS.

Sealed tenders viii be received by
the Board OF HaTbor Commissioners
Until 200 o'clock p. m wednesday,
March l, 1916, for the construction of
warehouse at Hanalei, Kauai. Plans,
specifications and blank forms OF pro-
posal are in file in the office of the
Board of Harbor Commissioners, CAPT,
toI building, Honolulu, T. H
The Board Of Harbor Commission
ers reserves the right to reject any or
all tenders.
lSigned) CHARLES r. FORBES,
Chairman, Board of Harbor Commits.
sioners.
Honolulu, February 5, 1916.
6Ss1-I0t
Honolulu star-bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1912-2010, 1916-02-11
BATTALION KEEPS COW IN
DueouT AND UNDER GUARD

ABERDEEN, Scotland The Rev
g. II. Donald, in a letter. TO his parish
here, says he has found a battalion
which has COW in the trenches. She
occupies dHgout all her own, and IS
entered in the military books as a
trench store Recently shell burst
within FIVE yards of her, but she is
still picture of eontentment. She is
zealously guarded lest some other en-
vious battalion steal her.
Honolulu star-bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1912-2010, 1916-02-11
PASSENGERS ExPECTED

Per Matson liner Wilhelmina, due
from San Francisco Feb. Is: J. w.
McCord. VIM. Weinrieb, ]. Altman
Mrs, + Altman, Mr. Debra, Allen d.
Hyde. Henry Silva, G. H. KircheT, j.
L. Young. Mr.. Cohen. Mrs. Cohen, j.
Z. HeFms, Mrs. J. p. Herns. Miss
Frances Is. i. TAFT. Miss Ethel S. TAFT,
Miss 81. A. Davis, Mrs. w j. Hamp-
ton. Miss Helen S0mmers, Miss Ger
trHfe Hofey Mss a sylvia, Miss n
ST.. Hrs H1ff sylvia. 81 Gasmer,
EI<1| 6. Bockus. DIR A
#fs 81 l. Cans,
Honolulu star-bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1912-2010, 1916-02-11
KoaALA SUGAR COMPANY.
ANNUAL MEETING,

Notice Is hereby given that the an
nual meeting Of the shareholders. Of
the Kohala Sugar Company will be
held at the office of Castle & Cooke
Limited. at the corner of Fort and
Merchant Streets, in the City and
County of Honolulu. Territory of Ha-
waii, on Saturday, February 26, 1915,
at 10 o'clock a. m. H.. .>....
r. H. PETRIE, -.
Secretary, Kohaia Sugar Company.
Honolulu, Hawaii, February s. 1916.
6393,I3t II i.
Honolulu star-bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1912-2010, 1916-02-11

Geo. III. MATHS, Mrs. Geo. NJ. Watts,
Robert Scrfpps, Miss Naekey scrtpfs,
Z. w Seripps, Mrs. E. ". seripps.
W p. DonneIy, Mr.. Quaries, Miss
Donely, Miss MoIIie MATHS. Mrs.
Quarles, Mrs. r. r. MATHS, DR.. B L.
REESE, Burr Ffeer, o. i. Mersman,
Mrs O. l. Mersman. e, s Firestone.
Mrs z. S. Firestone, 5Tr Butler, Mrs.
Butler, Mrs. A. L. Ehruian, Mrs. y.
SamueIs, Miss Isabel Mersman A.
Bissinger. Mr. Wild, Mrs. Wild, Miss
Isabelle Wild, L. L. Lehman, Mrs.
L. L. lehman, BFr. Fowler, Mr.. Horst
nan, Fl. r. s. Williams, Mrs IL X.
S. Williams, Mss r. " Mansfield
and Mrs. r. B. Robbins.
Honolulu star-bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1912-2010, 1916-02-11

Replacement of all horse drawn We.
hicles by motor service wagons and
auto trucks has been recommended
by Herbert r, Fay superintendent OF
the San Diego water works depart
ment.
Honolulu star-bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1912-2010, 1916-02-11

P0ST0FFlCE TIME
TABLE FOR MONTHS

The following postoffice timetable
for February is announced, being, Of
course, subject to change if sudden
ARRANGEMENTS are made for unexpect-
ed mail service:
UNITED STATES MAIL STEAMERS
Steamers to arrive from
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EVA PLANTATION COMPANY.
ANNUAL MEETING.

Notice is hereby given that the an,
nual meeting Of the shareholders of
the Eva Plantation Company win be
held at the office OF Castle & Cooke,
Limited, at the corner of Fort and
Merchant Streets, in the City and
County OF Honolulu, Territory of Ha-
wall, on Wednesday, February 20,
1916, at 10 o'clock a. m.
r. H. PETRIE,
Secretary, Eva Plantation Company.
Honolulu, Hawaii, February s, 1916.
Honolulu star-bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1912-2010, 1916-02-11

The urlusuai size OF some game
fish eaught IN irrigation bitches in
Washington led to the belief tfat they
had fattened themselves by eating
alfalfa. and an investigatioH pEuyed
the theory correct
a great majority Of those speaking
Tie Peftneiese tongue today are in
Brazil a6a e IS there the American
.'1|s s5eletv will ship the greater
"a 81 ne Bibles Il has recently had
. Ihaf language
Honolulu star-bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1912-2010, 1916-02-11

Potash was sold at prices varying
from $25 to sS5 ton before the war
and now varies from $3.50 ton to
SOS, according 10 quality
Honolulu star-bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1912-2010, 1916-02-11
RESOLUTION NO. 49,.

Be it resolved by the Board of Su.
peryisors of the City and County of
Honolulu, Territory Of Hawaii, that
the sum of Five Hundred ($500l Dol
lars be and the same is hereby APP
proprfated out Of all moneys In the
General Fund in the Treasury Of the
said City and County for the follow.
ing purpose, to wit:
Street Lighting, $500.
introduced by,
CHAS. n. ARNOLD,
Supervisor
Honolulu, January 20, 1916.
Approved this 7th day OF February,
A. p. 1916.
JOHN C. LANE,
Mayor, City and County Of Honolulu,
T. H
63s3-Feb. s. 10. III.
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CORPORATION NOTICES.
c. sREwEa 4 COMPANY. LIMITEl
ELECTION OF OFFICERS

Notice Is hereby given that al tbs
aHaUal meeting Of shareholders OF c.
Brewer Il Company tLimitedt, held
at the egfice Of the corporation in
HonolRle, T. h, on Monday. February
4, 1916, the following Officers and
Directors were elected TO serve for the
ensuing wear viz. ~.
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Steamers TO depart for
Feb.
14--Sierrs -. J. !. =. !. 3 r110|
15-LurIiue
15-cbiYo Maru
NfilheIni11
-Naknra
25ChIna
Honolulu star-bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1912-2010, 1916-02-11

It Is calculated that, within depth
of 1000 feet, there are stfll 100, 600.
co... 600 tons Of coal left in the British
empire.
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INWARn

Arrive Honolulu from Kahuku, Wal.
alua and Waianae :. m. s6.11
p. N.
Arrive Honolulu from Eva Min and
Pearl city--f7.45 q m. 1886 q m.
s11.02 a. M, s1s40 D. M, s4.26 p. M
s5:31 p. m, 1880 p. "a.
Arrive Honolulu from WahIaWt ans
Leilehua-s9s15 8. M f1:65. ,. M
s4.0I p. ms s7:10 p. m.
The Haleiwa Limited, two-hour
train fonly fiTstrclass tickets honored)
leaves Honolulu every Sunday at S:5e
a. M, for Haleiwa hotel: returning Ar.
rives ID Honolulu at 1910 p m. The
Limited stops only Rt Pearl City and
Waianae.
sDaiIy. Except sunday. fSunday only,
q. P. DENiSoN, 2. c. SMITH,
SUPERINTENDENT Q. p ~
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OUTWARD

|.| UaIanae. Waialua. Kahukn ans
W. sI6tIons-s os15 =. m. s320 D. m.
For Pearl City, Eva Mil and way
stations 7s30 a. m, s9s15 q M.
sll:30 3. M s2:15 p. M s3.20 p. m.s
5:i5 D. M 1880 D. M. fills p. N.
For WahiaNa and LeiIehua-s10:1e
a. M, f2st0 ,. M 500 p. "a. s11:es
b. ID.
The Jeffersonian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1907-1917, 1916-05-11
Hello! What's This i? Wine
Butts Out Grape Juice al
the White House.

TITLE did I think that our Methodist
brethren, in Conference assembled.
should ever again have to denounce a u. s.
President because of his use of wine.
What shadows we are, and what shadows
we pursue, especially when we give ardent
chase to the Demon Rum
A most elusive cuss, he is, to be sure.
Head him off in one direction, and he runs
that much faster in another.
On the front page of the Atlanta Constitu-
ton, last Thursday, | perused, with Bosh
Felderlsh exultation, the story of how Re
corder Johnson, of Atlanta, fined a niger
5000 and restricted his personal liberty for
thirty days, all because of some inebriating
hpple that the colored brother had in his pos
session, custody or control.
Then, on page 13 of the very same identical
paper, my exultation vanishes when [ read
of the Methodist Conference, in New York,
accusing our newly-wedded President Of
having wine on his table at the White House.
Dear me! What a queer world this is,
any way.
We get up in the pulpit and preach, with
power and "liberty," of Christ's miraculous
supply of wine at marriage feast, and then
we go right off to Conference and abuse the
President for using the same sort of liquid
at has marriage feast.
The Jeffersonian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1907-1917, 1916-05-11
A Correction as do Sheriff Ssur-
key. OF PascO County, Florida.

INFORMATION coming to me in signed
letter, under an official SEAL led me to
state that Sheriff Sturkey was the citizen who
introduced those famous resolutions which
were adopted, and then repudiated, by the
State Executive Committee.
The fact is, however, as I am told in other
letters the introducer of said resolutions is %
different Sturkey, the Sheriff not having had
anything to do with them.
l am also informed that Sheriff Sturkev
is faithful officer, and will assuredly arrest
the assassin of Thomas E. Pierce, whenever
warrant is sworn out for that purpose.
The Jeffersonian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1907-1917, 1916-05-11
THE .JEFFERSONIAN

nary possessions, for he swore that watch
and shotgun was his sum total.
Was it Waterbury open-face watch, and
single barrel shotgun?
1t makes no difference now, for the ap-
pointed delegates have appointed him to lead
us Georgia Democrats to ST. Louis, and it's
follow him, or bust.
What boots it now to revive the depressing
recollection of how James r. Gray supported
Yancy Carter, independent candidate for
governor, against Little Joe Brown, the regu-
lar nominee?
Why lacerate the feelings of the contented
lotus eaters, by recalling how James r. Gray
helped to use Republican negroes to elect Bob
Maddox to the mayoralty. of Atlanta when
Jim Woodward was the regular nominee of
a white Democratic primary?
Alas! Such memories do but rufae the
surface of slate making politics, and bring us
nothing but the husks of threshed grain.
James 4. Gray bears the sacred banner of
Georgias thimble-riggers, Georgia's sleight-
of-hand performers, Georgia's platform
busters, Georgia's law, and order element.
Only few months ago, Mr.. Grays Journal
assured mankind that if convicted criminal
should be executed, In accordance with the
verdict OF an Atlanta jury, and the reviewing
opinion Of Georgia's supreme Court, such
execution would be ''iudiciaz MURDER"
Whom did the Macon convention vindicate
the courts, or the man who attacked them?
Apparently, the courts got slam, and the
assailants got the vindication
What rude shock this will be to the
Atlanta Chamber Of Commerce
Will it hang crepe on the door?
For ootono IS Mr.. James r. Gray intending
to vote, for ce-Presidont?
For whom will the vote of 100000 white
Georgians be cast by this usurpatory dele
CATION?
Let them beware how they continue to fout
the PLAIN, honest voters whose strength is the
might of organized Democracy.
When self-chosen leaders violate the law.
they lose all authority to bind the rank and
file.
The Jeffersonian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1907-1917, 1916-05-11
AS 10 the Price OF Print Paper.

FAS GU aAkG EACG O4 EAAEa 0ksGE
| Z is reported officially that the q. S. Gov
eminent now uses upwards of taoO MILTON
tons OF print paper.
No wonder the price has gone up.
/ never could understand what the Euro
pean war had to do with the cost of paper
manufactured In this country, for many
French and English papers have gone down,
just as many German papers have been sup
pressed.
It seems that Uncle Sam is the colored gen.
tleman in the wood pile.
Uncle Sam uses so much paper that he
creates a shortage.
What else could you expect, after the
Census Bureau was made permanent, the
Smithsonian Institute turned into a book
makers shop, and the Knights of Columbus
given control of the Public Printing?
Every time hog squeals from the belly
ache, the Government publishes a book
about it.
Every time cow rubs herself against
blackjack, or fence-corner, the Government
comes out with a new edition of Animal
Industry"
Every time Pat Ford steps out of his grand
automobile paid for by you and me-and
sees his Roman Catholic printers doing
nothing in particular he orders another mil
lion or SO of Gallivans speech, defending the
Knights of Columbus.
The fact that the speech was never spoken
anyeohere, makes no difference to Pat Ford,
or his X of c. printers: they get just as
much pay as if Gallivan had actually spoken
New and startling discoveries about bugs,
beetles, birds, beasts reptiles, fishes, insects,
worms, germs, microbes proto- plasms, bac-
terra, prehistoric races, dead languages of the
Indians, ferns, fauna, fora, cereals, peren-
malls, drugs, soft drinks, ticks, serum, toxin,
antl-toxin, and SO forth and SO on are con-
stantly made by crazy people who ought to
be shut up on some Robinson Crusoe Island
where they couldn't do thing but worry one
another to death with their idiotic 'theories''
But the misery of it is, that Uncle Sam
feels 1t to be his duty to publish all Of this
rot, III the most expensive way; and to use
SO much paper in doing it, that the price is
hurting every publishing house in America.
Ii this thing keeps on growing, the Gov
eminent will soon need all the print-paper
supply; and then we'll have to look to Europe
for relief, just as we look there for our dye-
stuffs, our potash, our money-standards, our
fashions, our titles Of nobility, our militarism,
and our aristocracy
L can remember the time when the Gov
eminent didn't print anything, except the
daily proceedings of Congress, the Presidents
Message, and the Patent Office Reports.
My! my! Times are different. now. and
rapidly becoming diferenter