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Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1916-12-01
AUCTION SALE.
{ will sell at public auction OF

I will sell at public auction on Sat-
urday, Dec. 2. at 1880 p. m. sharp, my
home place, located at 100 Washington
street, as follows, to-wit: Lot 60x1SO
and seven room, one and half Qh)-
story house in good shape. good barn
16x1Sx14, good hen house with park,
Goa! house, and summer shanty, good
we'll at door. nice lawn and beautiful
shade. This is a nice home, and no
doubt will go cheap, but as am leav-
ing the city am going to sell regard,
less Of price to the highest bidder, and
in order to make this an inducement
to some young man will give one
year--twelve months'-time or Ave
years If wanted. This means no money
down, no payments but straight time
with approved note. For further infor-
nation see owner or, auctioneer. Frank
G. Hines, auctioneer. AS Masonic tenn
pie. Phone 374.! G. G. Harter, owner.
BY phone yellow 1176.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1916-12-01
WANTED
FOUND
LOST

when an advertisement does not
give the advertisers name write a let
ter addressed as directed in the ad
and leave it at the newspaper office.
where the advertiser will get it. The
publishers can not give the name OF
the advertiser without the advertisers
consent. All advertisement for this
column must be in the office at IL
O'Clock. on date Of publication to insure
classihcation.l
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1916-12-01

Meat Prices VIII
Not Come Down" !.
The cheerful news thatcomes
from the eparunentofAgri-
culture. Meat prices win
not worry the man or woman
who knows that q Shire l3ed
Wheat Blscuit win supply
more real body building
nntTiment than beekteak or
eggs and at much less cost.
Shredded Wheat remains
the same price, the same
high quality, supplying all
the nutrin,ent q man needs
Tor q half days work. Two
shredded wheat biscuits
with bananas and cream or
other fruits make a complete.
nourshing meal at q cost of
not over Eve cents. Made
at NIAGARA Falls. N. Y.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1916-12-01
Subject 70 Group.

Our little girl is subject to frequent
attacks of Group" writes +. o. Strong,
'alpella. Cal II always give her Cham
berlain's Cough Remedy. as one or two
doses Of 1t cures her" This is a fav-
orite remedy for Group. as 1t can be de-
pended upon and is pleasant and safe
to take. It contains no narcotic. For
sale by all dealers.-Advertisem
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1916-12-01

heard what -Landers had testified to re-
s.rdins t-iiiii,s MIN snortiy alter ti.1
inquest he saw Albert Jones 80 into
the Moore house. He said Mr.. Palm
quist, manager Of Jones store, asked
him to make statement about what
Landers did tell him. 'He never did"
Horton declared, and said he gave
Jones the letter to substantiate his
word Hv
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1916-12-01

well and cistern, good barn and other
out buildings. and some fruit. Albion
has new $4,000 high school, three
good churches and electric lights:
good moral town. no whisky drug
store, no billiard hall. Priced to sell
quick. J. T. Molloy. Albion, Iowa,
Marshall county,
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1916-12-01
BUSINESS CHANCES.

Government; Jobs. Vacancies constant
ly. Write Immediately for list posi-
lions obtainable. Franklin Institute,
department 106W. Rochester, N. Y.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1916-12-01
slTUATloN WARrE1

Wantsd "A married man with small
family to work on farm, house furnish.
ed. References required. E-2s. Times
Republican.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1916-12-01

cattle, good bunch Of hogs, all kinds OF
male hogs. Plumb Bros, Mason a
Shoemaker.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1916-12-01
CUT RATE sAIPPINo.

Cut ratss on household goods -.
Pacific coast and other points. Superioes
service at reduced rates. The Boyd
Transfer Company. Minneapolis. MINI.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1916-12-01

Fer saIe-small Missouri farm. $40
cash and IS monthly; no interest or
taxes: highly productive land: close
To three big markets. Write for photo.
erapbs and full Information. Munger.
A-s1i. N. =. Life BUILDING Kansas
City. Mo.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1916-12-01

For SaIe-Pure bred Chester White
boars, az miles northwest Of court
house on sand ridge road to Albion.
/. r. Norton.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1916-12-01

To Rsnt-Furnished rooms for light
on car limo. 1908 sum.
NIT street. Phone yellow 1870.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1916-12-01

For SaIe-Eighteen big husky Duroo
Jersey spring boars, good length. good
size and good bone. r. r. Preston,
State Center Iowa
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1916-12-01

Wantsd-$s0 monthly for man ia
manage branch Office. central Iowa;
small investment for fixtures. Address
Capital Collection Company. Des
Moines, iowa :, E
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1916-12-01

For Sale Five yearling Shorthoru
bulls. S. r. Piper. LeGrand, Iowa.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1916-12-01
MISSOURI EARNS.

For Sale-637-a improved stock
farm, ten miles Mountain Grove, Mo-.
$i2,500; 277-acre high class dairy farm,
$40 per acre six miles Springfield.
spring furnishes water power. Write
TO Lacy, $40 Woodruff Building,
Springfield, Mo,
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1916-12-01

To Rsnt-Five-room house, 3l3.Sea;
four-room house. $40. Both newly pa-'
pered and painted thruout: gas. slsc-,
tricitY and city wator. sas and 6793S
West Nevada street. Thomas H.
Meickley. Phone ISL.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1916-12-01
!. AElP MANrEp-FEMALs

Wantsd-Young lady to keep books
end assist in store. Lock Box =
station A, City. Phone 15s.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1916-12-01

Wantsd at farm home
for widower and daughter. Yearl.
contract at good wages. w. II. Herssy
Route S. Clarion, Iowa.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1916-12-01

For Sale-Pure bred Monmouth
Pekin ducks and brakes. ]. e. Curtis.
Phone 62 on b.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1916-12-01

Wantsd-Ladies to learn hairdress-
ing, beauty culture. chiropody, quickly.
.Ee.I. D;,5.tia;.s waiting. Cataiox f fibs
Write Moler College, Fifth and Monroe,
Chicago.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1916-12-01
FOR SALE.
TO RENT
TO EXCHANGE
BY HOP

acre farm home on good road, near
two good towns, Good improvements.
Price 800 an acre. What have your
Address owner. Box 424. Abba, Iowa.
For Sale or Trade--Two acres. close
IL. we'll improved. Will trade fur city
property close In. Address M-2S. care
Times Republican.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1916-12-01
TO RENT

To Rent-Store room. ninety feet
long and good basement. 122 West
Main street. Inquire ]. L Carney.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1916-12-01

For Safe or Trads--A GOOD eighty
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1916-12-01

Wantsd-Men. Our illustrated CATS
log explains how we teach the barber
trade quickly; mailed free. Moler Bar
Der College, Chicago, I'LL.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1916-12-01
POULTRY

For Sale-Single Comb Buff Orp-
ilgton cockerels and ypullets. Won Mt
Mason City. Marshalltown and Iowa
state fair In 1916. Large vigorous
early Matched birds. u. c. Pyles,
UEion, Iowa.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1916-12-01
IOWA LANDS

For Sale-Fine 240 acres, close to
county seat in northern. Iowa: i'm
provements fair. soil best land tiled
out. Price quick sale $1S5 per acre.
Easy terms. ELF, Times Republican.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1916-12-01

To Rent-Piano. good condition. -
per month. Also barn close In. Phone
541.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1916-12-01

For. Sals-Pure bred Hampshire
bears. three 1915 State Fair winners.
several extra good spring pigs. New
stock for old customers. All are chol-
era immune. r. l. Pemberton. Lee
Grand, Iowa.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1916-12-01

For sale-Twentye head Of big
type Thoroughbred Poland China bears.
six fall, one 2-year-old, Mabel Won
der Fourth; twenty one springs, prize
winners. r. G. Twedt Marshalltown.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1916-12-01

For Sale-My eighty-acre farm,
seven miles south Of city; land In high
state OF cultivation. J. z. Curtis,
Marshalltown, Rural 6.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1916-12-01

To Rent - Rooms for light house,
Keeping; also two sleeping rooms. mod
ern. Phone 1131 green.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1916-12-01

For SaIe-Pekin ducks and brakes
Extra large, healthy and pure-bred
stock, Ducks. sl.25; brakes, $3.50
Mrs. p. L. Peterson. Blairsburg. Iowa
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1916-12-01

To Rent-New modern aeven-room
house at South Dighth street. Call
at S South Eighth street.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1916-12-01

To Rent-Furnished cottage. one
boarder special price. Phone white
435
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1916-12-01

To Rent-Four rooms and bath.
upper fiat. heat furnished. Call 10S
West Lincoln street,
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1916-12-01

Southwest lows Is a fertile field for
the man with anything to sell that has
merit. Seventy-fve Thousand people
In southwest Iowa read the daily Non.5
pareii. II NJ the great want nd medium
of this section. It 10 known afar and
wide as a producer Of results. II You
have land or anything else to sell Or
trade get Ia touch with southwest
Iowa thru the NonpareiL Council
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1916-12-01

For sals-Two properties IN Albion
Iowa. One with between five and six
acres Of ground; good six-room house.
barn. chicken mousse Iax46. good Wen
ara cistern, number OF small hog
houses and other out buildings; plenty
OF fruit, apples, plums, cherries, pears.
grapes, biackberries and strawberries.
The other place has between three and
1nur acres. six-room cottage house,
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1916-12-01

FOR SALE OR TRADE.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1916-12-01
HELP wANTEp-MA-s

Wanted Good horseshoer. norman.
James pervin. 8 East State street. Mar,
shalltown. lows.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1916-12-01

For Sale - Forty to fifty acres OF
heavy timber. three miles northeast OF
Marshalltown; considerable saw tim
Der. Write or phone Henry Merrill.
G!adbrook, or C. II. Hicks. Marshall
town.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1916-12-01

For SaIe-Large, good colored rose
and single comb Rhode Island Red
cockerels. $3.50: pullets, s12 a dozen.
r. A. Dunkle, Gilman. Iowa.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1916-12-01

To Rent-No. 101 West Railroad
street, five rooms. G. Fl. Shelter.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1916-12-01

For SaiA--I have for sele twentv hig
type Poland China boar pigs, that have
bone. size and fnish. Prices right.
w. II. Jones, Clemens, Iowa,
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1916-12-01

For sals-One Of the best corners
In Second ward. Nice cottage, six
rooms and bath in good repair. Will
sell at a bargain and good terms.
keenan, Land Company.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1916-12-01

To Rent--Furnished room. close to
bath: hot water heat; close In. Phone
yellow 1872.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1916-12-01

For Sale Billiard tables. new
carom and pocket. with complete out
At, $125, second hand tables at re-
duced prices, bowling alley supplies:
easy payments. Cigar store, drug.
delicatessen and soda fountain Ak
lures. The Brunswick Bake Collender
Company, 113 Walnut street. Des
Moines, Iowa.
New Britain herald., 1916-07-21

a small family of adults, a tenement of rooms, all
 improvements. Central location.
 Address Box IFS Herald. 717-d5x
New Britain herald., 1916-07-21

TO RENT-Seven rooms, improye- ments, 296 Arch street. Tel. 534.
 6-13-tf
New Britain herald., 1916-07-21

WANTED-Boy or young man to
 learn shirt cutting. Apply Parker Shirt Go. I-l7-6d
New Britain herald., 1916-07-21
SENTIMENT RULES
 WRECKAGE VALUE
Unheard Of Prices Paid for Flot-
 sam and JetSam
Correspondence of the Asso. Press.)

Correspondence of the Asso. Press.)
 Dieppe, July 9.-Flotsam and jet sam cast up by eQuinoxial tides and sold here by auction under maritime regulations that date from the time of Colbert, reflect each year the de- structive force of nature in fury at sea. In ordinary years it is small Wreckage that predOminates-minu salvage from sailing and fishing ves- sels such as pieces of rigging, fishing nets, broken rudders, barrels of tar and so forth. but the wreckage washed ashore on the coast of Nor mandy has lately gone beyond all previous records
 Jagged wounds in piecet of ships hulls showing the traces of torpedOes, barrels, casks, cases, more or less clipped, dented, or crushed by con- tact with the sharp reefs. with cor dage and smashed cabin furniture, life-saving belts, bales of rubber and cotton, barrels of oil and molasses,
 casks of tallow, with a conglomera-
 tion of apparatus and paraphernalia
 such as none but mariner could
 identify or connect with any rational
 use, were collected in one loot along
 with a baby's cradle and a beheaded doll The cradle was almost intact, the body of the beheaded doll was blackened as if by powder.
 Sentiment Rules.
 There are regular buyers of the hotsan and jetsam of this coast, who come here every year to speculate mon the spasOn's disasters. The mis- cellaneous debris of an average year has acquired a certain value that none but these experts would ever venture to get out of it. This year, in harmony with the general move ment. nearly everything brought war prices. There were some rare com modities in the salvage and there was sentiment.
 The industrial alcohol, rubber tai low and oil went to unpredecenteo
New Britain herald., 1916-07-21

WANTED-RoOm and board by two
 young men. Central. Address, F.
 0. Box SIT, City. 1-19-@dX
New Britain herald., 1916-07-21

prices, other miscellany that would have been comparatively neglected in ordinary years was readily turned into money.
 The buyers come mostly from Ha- vre, but this year many came from as far as Paris. The industrial al- cohol went to merchant from Ar mentieres who is still trading with soldiers there under continual bonn bardments Alcohol is rare along the front. With the cask bought by the man from Armentieres the sol diers in that section will be able to heat their rations
 Life belts and buoys as a rule go begging with buyers from the inter- for. This year there was a taker for every one offered. A belt that re- sem bled one of these white wreaths sold in Paris for the decoration of graves, with the inscription ''s. S.. Lomas, London'' upon it, 8 belt to which some life had chung to the last moment of physical resistance, no doubt, brought the unheard of price of ten francs.
 Wreckagc Classified.
 Gang blanks, ships boats, and lad ders, along with cabin furniture and bunk clothing, brought only the aver age auction price but the smaller debris-things no landlubber can ex- pect ever to find useful, were snap ped up by the buyers from the in terior if they showed the slightest evidence of having gone through one 1 of the sea dramas of the great war l All this wreckage gathered along the | coast by customs officials, inventOried l and classified, is sold after the legal | lapse of time, if unclaimed before 1 The proceeds, less the "import duty 1 are held for thirty years in the l treasury of the Marine InValids, and definitely acquired by that charity
 only if no one esta blishes a claim upon it in the meantime.
New Britain herald., 1916-07-21

wANTED-Waitress at the Beloin hotel. l-10-t
New Britain herald., 1916-07-21
SUMMER RESORTS.
Transfer
To the Board of County Commission

To the Board of County Commission
 CTS for Hartford County.
 We hereby apply for a transfer of J. Mikalauskas and Wm. Matulis' li- cense to sell spirituous and intoxicat- ing Hquors ale, lager beer, Rhine wine, and cider at No. 323 Main street, Town of New Britain. Our place of business is not located within two hundred feet in a direct line from any church edifice or public or parochial school, or the premises pertaining thereto, or any post office. public li- brary, or cemetery.
 Dated at New Britain, this 11th day of July. A. D. 1916.
 JOHN MIKALAUSKAS AND
 LUDWIG MONDzESKI.
 Applicants. We, the undersigned, are electors and taxpayers, owning real estate, of the Town of New Britain, and hereby sign and endorse the foregoing appli- cation of John Mikalauskas and Lud- wig Mondzeski for a license, and here by certify that said applicant is a suitable person to be licensed pur- suant to said application.
 Dated at New Britain, this 11th day of July. A. D, 1916.
 Charles Earoka, J. J. Watson, Thos. Lacey, M. P. Leghorn, Fred Wrinkle. hereby certify that the above tors and taxpayers, owning real estate in the Town of New Britain.
 Dated at New Britain, this 11th day of July. A. D., 1916
 ALFRED l. THOMPSON, To,,,, Clorly
New Britain herald., 1916-07-21
LOST.

cap to water tank.
 Return to Herald Office or Honey
 mans Garage. Reward. 7192dx
New Britain herald., 1916-07-21
W ANIED.

WANTED-the right woman to live at home of elderly couple in New ington and to care for the man.
 Telephone No. 356 write r. o.
 Box 17, New Britain. State terms and give references 7-20-3d
New Britain herald., 1916-07-21

HELP WANTED-MALE.
New Britain herald., 1916-07-21

TO RENT-Desirab ble six room tene- ment. All improvements, two family house. Adults. 113 Bassett
 street. 7-2O-tf
New Britain herald., 1916-07-21

TO RENT-F1Ve room fiat, all mOo ern conveniences, 593 West Main
 7-19- 6dX
New Britain herald., 1916-07-21

GOOD Tenements to rent, with all imprOveme new house. 155
 Washington street. 7-17-w1x
New Britain herald., 1916-07-21
SIMMER BOARDERS.

INDIAN NECK, BRANFORD-No
 open for season; all facilities; gooo service; reasonable rates trolley'
 telephone. Mrs. A. D. Frey, cottage 1905. 'I0-'A
The patriot. [volume] (Indiana, Pa.) 1914-1955, 1916-06-24
Wounds of the Heart,

In wounds of the heart itself the es-
cape Of blood Is never in large quanh-
ty, and the lethal consequences are
due to the fact that the escape Of blood
from within its cavity Of cavities into
the surrounding sac Of the pericardium
mechanically interrupts the alternate
contraction and expansion by which
its pumping action is maintained. Ac-
cordingly the results of the wound OF
the heart are usually identical With
those Of gradual sufocation. = Ex.
change
The patriot. [volume] (Indiana, Pa.) 1914-1955, 1916-06-24

Banquets prepared exclusively for
animals are not altogether unknown I'm
England. The aged inmates CT the
Home OF Rest Tor Horses, Westcroft
farm, Cricklewood, celebrate each
New Years day with a sumptuous re-
past. The menu for the last banquet
consisted OK lQmrSi o.. sugar, chopped
carrots. apples, brown and white bread
and biscuits These were mixed to-
ccther ir n wooden box and placed out
side ralh- stalsle door.-London VTele-
The patriot. [volume] (Indiana, Pa.) 1914-1955, 1916-06-24
An Inspiration,

Lionel was at a matinee with his IA
ther, and when a trapeze acrobat fall
ed to catch the object at which he few
through the air and fell sprawling into
the net the boy was greatly excited.
"They are never hurt" explained his
father st is a regular. trick to make
such a miss once or twice to give the
audience an idea of the difficulty of
the feat and thereby intensity the ap-
plause when it has been successfully
performed s... e az..
Lionel thought moment and then,
with a bright smile, said; g ~
n Papa, do you think I could make a
hit with my teacher by following this
circus stunt and missing my lessons
once in aWhileY-Puck.
The patriot. [volume] (Indiana, Pa.) 1914-1955, 1916-06-24

WIN appear. They Include NeIanie
Kurt, Ernestine -Heink.
Frieda Hempel, Johannes Sembach,
Clarence Whitehill, Albert Reiss, Otto
Goritz and Carl Braun.
The stage will be shipped TO Pitts
burgh- with the scenery and costumes
In a special train of 20 cars. The
structure Is valued at approximately
$4,000. The proscenium arch viii be
Is feet high, and the opening 70 feet.
The stage will be IS feet deep.
: The famous stars Will dress In tenn
porGxy dressing rooms, constructed
with po1table platforms and scseens,
beneath the stage. Both the. music
IN No Hurry.
'Too many people" said clergy
man, regard their religion as did the
little boy In the jam closet. His moth
er pounced on him suddenly. He stood
on tiptoe, ladling jam with both hands
from the jam pot to his mouth.
"Oh, Jackyr his mother cried
And only last night you prayed to be
made a saint.
His face, an expressionless mask of
jam, turned toward her.
eyes, but not till after I'm dead he
explained"
The patriot. [volume] (Indiana, Pa.) 1914-1955, 1916-06-24

gamist?
R. One who believes in having
moro than one wife.
D. Do you belong to any secret
Society who teaches to disbelieve
II organized government
R. No.
D. Have you ever violated any
lfws of the United ,StatesH
r No. ! -. = =, y ~ - /
D. Who makes the ordinances
for the City I
r. The board of Aldermen.
D. Do you intend to remain
permanently in the U. s.?
r. Yes.
The patriot. [volume] (Indiana, Pa.) 1914-1955, 1916-06-24
The Spanish Moors.

When the people of the rest OF Eu-
rope were little better than barbarians
the Spanish Moors were in the midst
of splendid culture. AS early as the
tenth century this country was the
source of learning for all Europe.
Their libraries, schools, arts, sciences,
luxurious refnements and all round
material and Intellectual advancement
differentiated them from the rest of
Europe as clearly as ancient Greece
was from the peoples that surround
ed it.
The patriot. [volume] (Indiana, Pa.) 1914-1955, 1916-06-24
Overdid His plea,

'sYes, sir" said the tramp, i've
made lot of money in my time. The
trouble was that didn't know enough
to hang on to it. Could you let me
havea doIlarTr 'f..s -H ft... ''',
':No, my friend" replied the stran-.
ger, 81 couldn't after the lesson you've
just taught me to hang on to mine. -
Detroit Free Press.