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Honolulu star-bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1912-2010, 1916-09-09
KAWAIAHAo CHURCH.

Rev. H. H. Parker, pastor.
Corner King and Punchbowl streets.
Sunday services IL a. m. and 1880
p. m. Sunday school, 10 a. m. Prayer
meeting Wednesday at 1880 p. m.
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kALIHI UNION CHURCH.

Kaahf Union church. between Gu.
fiek avenue and Kamehameha " road.
Rev. Charles McVey, pastor. "
Morning service, IL a. u.
Evening service 80 p. m. .=..-
Mid-week prayer meeting, WedneS
day. 7:30 D. m
Evening service, 1880 p. m.
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ton to attend our services ami visit
our reading room Is extended to all
Subject OF lesson for Sunday, Sep
TENDER 10, Substance" -. ...-
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EPISCOPAL CHURCHES.

81. Andrew9 Catheorai - Enmd
street, near Beretania. Ri. Rev. H. B
Restarick. bishop; Rev. Canon VIM
Ault, vicar. Holy Communion, 7<a. N.
morning prayer and sermon, II
o'clock; evening prayer and sermon
1880 p. M; Sunday school, 9:45 a. m.
Hawaiian services, Rev. Leopold kroll'
pastor, 9:15 a. m. r.. ...-. Ill.
ST. Clements Episcopal Church.
Wilder avenue and Makiki street
Rev. John osborne, rector; Rev. LIE
land H. Tracy, vicar. The services
for Sunday morning, will be:
The vicar, Rev. l.. H. Tracy, will
preach at both services. The theme
for the morning will be: Goods Laws
in Mind and Heart" For the even
ing, Coming Short of the High Call
ing of God in Christ"
z a. m.-Holy communion.
IL a. m.-Matfns and sermon.
1880 p. m.-Evensong and sermon
ST. Marks Mission - Kapahulu
road. Rev. Leopold Knoll. priest In
charge. Services: Holy Communion
first Wednesday each month, 10 g. m
on ~. ONAOOA SNNAS
Sunday at 10 q. m.
Holy Communion first Sunday Of the
month. ....... -...
st. EIizabeth's Church - Located
corner King street and Pua lane. Rev
W. Merrill, priest In charge. Sunday
services: Holy Communion at z a. m.
on second, fourth and fifth Sundays
IL a. m. on first, and third. Evening
prayer and address at p. m. Korean
services at $3.50 q. m. and Sis p. m.
Epiphany Mission, kaimuki-1Otn
and Palolo. Rev. F. P. Eteson' IN
charge. Y Sunday scnool at 10 a. m.
Services at IL q. N.
ST. Peters Church (chinese)-
Emma street, opposite the Central
Grammar school. The Rev. Kong Yin
Tet, pastor in charge.
Sunday services: Holy Communi
on, a. m, on first and third Sun
days; II a. m, on second Sunday.
Sunday school, 9:45 a. m. Morning
prayer and address at II a. m. Even.
ing prayer and address at Z p. m.
Wednesday evensong, Z p. m.
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FORT STREET CHINESE CHURCH

Fort street maGka Of Beretania.
Wong Tso Teng and Yuen To Puy,
ministers. ..-.
$3.50 a. m.-Sunday school.
IL a. m.-Morning service with
preaching.
1880 p. m.-Eyening service.
The Christian Endeavor Society
meets in the church at $50 o'clock
on Sunday evening. .
Honolulu star-bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1912-2010, 1916-09-09

Pursuant to the provisions of law
in that behalf made, I hereby publish
the Public Notice of Primary Elec-
ton given by the Secretary Of the
Territory of Hawaii as the same Is
applicable to the Fourth and Fifth
Representative Districts, City and
County OF Honolulu, Territory OF Ha-
wall. !.
S--.s d. KALAUOKALANI,
Clerk, City and County of Honolulu.
Territory of Hawaii. ..~-."- W.
-. 6576-Sept. 9, Is, % ~.
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GOSPEL MISSION.

Atliha and King streets. w. E.
Pietsch, Evangelist. Residence, Koko
Head and Pahoa Telephone 7178.
Gospel address, Sunday evening,
7:45; Sunday school, $3.50. Tuesday
evening, Gospel address, 7:45. Thurs
day evening, address to Christians,
7:45. Saturday evening, Gospel ad-
dress, 7:45. =.
Cecil Martin, superintendent OF
Sunday school. w. E. Pietsch in
charge of mems dornitory. ~.
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SUNDAY SERVICES

Continued from Page 10. J
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sEkMEN's INSTITUTE MISSION
CHURCH AlAkEA STREET

Services Sundays p. m. and by
arrangement. All sailors cordially wei
come. -. S.. = ~.
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- CATHOLIC CATHEDRAL,
Cathedral Of Our Lady of Peace, Fort
g. =. IT.. Street

(Rt. Rev. Libert. Bishop ~ Zeugma:
..s r. F. Maximin. Provirc.)
Sundays a. m. mass with sermon
In Portuguese: z a. ms a. m, mass;
8 q. m, chiIdren's mass with sermon
In English: 1920 a. m, high mass
with sermon in Hawaiisu: 1870. cate
chism In Hawaiian; y. m, sodality;
Z p. M, sermon in Portuguese; bene-
diction of the Blessed Sacrament
Weekdays-Masses at 6. $50 and Z
st. Joseph's Chapel, Moanalua.
tRev. FIR. Ulrich IN ChargeI
Sundays a. m, mass with SER
mon; Tuesdays. mass at Z a. m.
ST. John the Baptist, kalihi-waena.
REV. FIR. Ulrich in Charge)
Sundays-8:30, mass with sermon:
Mondays. Nnass a. M; Thursdays.
catechism class $3.50 o. m.
St Augustine's Chapel, Waikiki.
REV. FIR. Valentin in Charger
Sundays q. m, mass with ser
mon in English.
FridayR-2: 80 q. M. caterhism class
Sacred Heart Church, Wilder Ave.
Punahou.
tRev. FIR. Stephen in Charged
Sundays a. M. low mass with
communion; 8 a. ~, high mass with
sermon In English; Sunday school,
$3.50 and 10 q. m.
Weekdays-Fridays mass at Q. m:
Tuesdays and Thursdays, catechism
class r.. .. ..- -
Convent Of the Sacred Heart, kaimuki
tRev. FRI Valeptinl ...sss
Snndays-6 q. M, mass: 10:30 .. NJ
mass with sermon; z p. m. Benedic'
ton Of the Blessed Sacrament. ...-z
Weekdays-MasS at a. m. Wed.
nesdays, $3.50 p. nj, catechism class.
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GERMAN LUTHERAN CHURCH.
Beretania avenue, near Punchbowl
street. -.
Pastor, Rev. DR.. Arthur Herman,
1479 Thurston avenue, phone 1882.
Sunday services at IL q. m. on ev'
cry Sunday and on the last Sunday
of every month, also evening service
at 1880 p. m. ~ ...s>" .....~...
Sunday school--Every Sunday at
10 q. m.
The Penn's Grove record., 1916-06-02
Temperance
T. NOteSm
Conducted by the National woman's
Christian Temperance Union.)
LATEST WORD OF SCIENCE.
Christian Temperance Union.)

The liquorites in their publicity arti-
cles often quote what they call a "re-
cent" statement in the Lancet (Lon-
don, England) concerning benefits
from the use of alcoholic medicines
and beverages. AS a matter of fact it
appeared some years ago and was pre-
pared by proliquorites in an attempt
to Offset the antialcoholic utterances of
leading English physicians and sur
geons such men as Sir Frederick
Treves, surgeon to the king; Sir Thorn
as Barlow, physician to the king; Sir
Victor Horsley, England's greatest
neurological surgeon; Sir A. Pearce
Gould of the Middlesex hospital, Sir
James Barr, dean of the Medical
School of Liverpool university; Prof.
Sims Woodhead of Cambridge univer-
sity medical school, and others of like
standing.
The statement received 16 signatures
Of medical men, and half of these, it
vas discovered, were men who owned
brewery or distillery stock. 1t was
given conspicuous place in every bar
room in England and in many Ameri-
car saloons-and is still doing duty.
To the question, Is alcohol a food or
a poison, a stimulant or a depressant?
science is giving reply. Its latest re-
port m from the nutrition labora-
tory of the Carnegie institution of
Washington, where tests were made to
determine the effects of alcohol on mo-
tor and mental processes. The sub
jects were college graduates, some of
them moderate drinkers, some hard
drinkers. In all the tests mado the
evidence showed clearly that alcohol is
a depressant to the system, never a
stimulant.
The Penn's Grove record., 1916-06-02
WHAT THINK.

When the liquor men circularized
the physicians of Vermont, urging
them to oppose statewide prohibition,
the replies were not what they had
hoped for. This is one of them:
1--WE, the members of the medical
staff Of the Vermont State hospital,
submit the following as an expression
of our opinion of the use of alcohol as
a beverage.
1--WE are and ever shall be ut
terly opposed to the sale and use Of
alcohol in any form as a beverage; we
are absolutely opposed to any propa-
ganda that has for it's purpose to le-
galize the sale of alcohol as a bever-
age. It has no place internally as a
medicine; it is always in all forms
a poison and a destroyer of proto
plasm and a paralyzer of p%rotoplasmit
activity.
(Signed)
DON D. CIRCUIT, M. D.,
"W. L. WATSON, M. D.,
"E. A. STANLEY, M. D.,
ct. j. ALLEN, M. D."
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ORGANIZERS STORY.

One of our pro-liquor friends told
the writer that women ought to stay
at home and bring up their families.
They ought to train their boys to let
liquor alone. Then he told a pathetic
story that he personally knew to be
rue CD of a certain Mrs. Pingley out
in Kansas always Kansas!), who
went out lecturing for the w. C. T. U.
and left her three little children for
their father to look after. He could
not be with them every moment, and
the three boys played OF the railroad
track and were all killed by the cars
running over them. AS I dryly COM
mented, all that spoiled the story was
that the w. C. T. U. never sends out
woman lecturers with small children
at home, and there never was any
Mrs. Pingley employed as a w. G. T.
U. speaker in Kansas. He was not
certain then whether hat was her
name or not, and thought perhaps she
was speaking for some other cause!
The Penn's Grove record., 1916-06-02
One Who Knows His Way About.

Experienced Traveller Cat railway
restaurant)-When did that man at
the other table give his order?
WATERFRONT ten minutes ago, sir.
T~raveler-Wha6s1b he order?
Waiter-Ba and potatoes, sir.
Traveler-How lEch did he tip you?
Waiter-A dime, sir.
Traveler-Well. here's a quarter.
Cook him another steak, and bring me
his.
Waiter-Yes, sir.-Puck.
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@I
Gathered Smiles
AS 1T | HAPPENS.

There is n question l want to
ask you, dearest" said the girl with
the auburn locks, as she toyed un-
easily with the solitaire on her third
finger.
We'll get it out of your system"
replied the prospective freight payer.
Whereupon she continued thusly:
when we are married, will you ex-
pect me to bake my own bread?"
you can do just as you like about
it, darling" he replied, "but l shall
certainly insist upon your not baking
NINE"
So they lived happily aver after
ward.
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He FLIES FOR FRANCE

According to recent advices from
Paris, Sergt. Elliot G. Cowdin of New
York has been transferred from the
reserves to the b%attleplane squadron
at Verdun. When he received his
orders he exclaimed:
Thank heaven, 1 am going
where there's something doing. What's
the use of being a French army avia-
tor If you can't be in the biggest scrap
the wal has ~produced?"
Cowdin is we'll known in New
York society. A graduate Of Harvard,
he is a polo player and an all around
sportsman. He has distinguished him.
self in the French army flying corps,
having Won promotion and the war
cross. When Cowdin, Second Lieu
tenant William Thaw and Sergt.
Norman Prince returned to New York
on leave to spend last Christmas,
German sympathizers told Secretary
OF State Lansing he would violate
American neutrality if he did NOT hold
The Penn's Grove record., 1916-06-02
Loves Labor Lost.

What did Mr.. Cummings say to you
last night, Clara. when he was trying
to button your glover" queried the
anxious mother.
Why" replied the daughter, 'she
said that any firm making gloves as
hard to button as mine ought to quit
the business" z
We'll, dear continued the a. M,
take my advice and don't waste any
more time in that direction"
The Penn's Grove record., 1916-06-02
Careless

"The scenes of this moving picture
play are laid in a western mining
camp. Time, 1849."
Hum. Then there ts an a~nachron-
ism in the film"
"What do you mean7'
Il see a billboard on which appears
the advertisement of a brand of soap
that hasn't been on the market more
than 10 years."
The Penn's Grove record., 1916-06-02
BRITAIN'S HEAD NURSE

Before the war the staff of mill
tary nurses in Great Britain numbered
29S. Today the number of those under
the control of the wal ofice-every
n Of whom possesses a certificate
of training of at least three years
numbers $685.. And, taking into &C
count those supplied by the Red Cross
and the auxiliary agencies, 10000 wom-
en- today are devoting their lives and
energies to the care of the soldiers of
Great Britain.
Miss E. H. Becher, R. r. c., whose
official title is that of matron in chief,
is responsible for the army of nearly
1000 military nurses. From her room
in the war Office she controls the en-
tire organization and supplies the calls
for nurses that come to her from the
varied regions where British forces
are operating. But one sees no signs
of nervous haste or business about
her. Apart from her gray uniform
with its scarlet braid and row Of
service decorations she is the Y D OF
might be the head of a vast industrial
The Penn's Grove record., 1916-06-02
In THELmLnEudHT
C. R. CRANE AND HIS MONEY

Charles R. Crane of Chicago is
one of the oldest millionaires America
owns He finds more funny ways of
spending his money than anyone else
a think of. A young mar with am
billions to be a poet once went to
Crane with a sad story of how he wes
Obliged to devote himself to mere COM
mercial pursuits, when if he only had
an assured income he would write a
really great poem and hand it down
to posterity. Crane was telling a
friend about the incident.
And did you stake himy' the
friend inquired.
Certainly" replied Crane; che
didn't want much-only $50 or $50 a
month and l was afraid to turn him
down for fear he really might have a
good poem in him"
Once Mr.. Crane was travelling in
Russia and happened to stay over!
night in a town where there was being
built an elaborate monument to some
The Penn's Grove record., 1916-06-02
RAILROAD WATERMELON CLUB.

Every Bessemer man OIL the water
wagon" This is the aim of the en-
ployees of the Bessemer & Lake Erie
railroad. While membership is not
compulsory, the movement is so pop
ular that those who do not join feel
that they are somewhat under con-
demnation. Many men who are not
members have quit drinking. In Al
bion, Pa, the division terminal of the
road, the Water-Wagon club has prac-
tically put the saloon out of business
Instead of pay day being a day of
wild carousing it is now quiet and
orderly.
The Penn's Grove record., 1916-06-02
A Free Exhibition.

THE tattooed man with a carnival
company playing in our town imbibed
too freely yesterday and ran amuck."
"Yes?"
"The police caught him after a
chase of several blocks"
"Well?"
AS the man was scantily clad, PEI
destrians in that part of town en-
1oyed moving pictures without
charge"
The Penn's Grove record., 1916-06-02
BANK DEPOSITS INCREASE.

The saloons of Sioux City, Ia, closed
when the state went into the prohibit
ton column the first of January, 1916.
The savings bank deposits in the city
increased $4,000 the first week the
saloons were closed. In that week $50
new savings accounts were opened in
the various banks, most of them by
people who had never had a bank &C.
count before.
The Penn's Grove record., 1916-06-02
BUYS FOR UNCLE SAM

By an act of congress a commit
tee was established in 1910 to prepare
specifications, receive the proposals
OF bidders and to award contracts for
government supplies. This committee
is known as the general supply COM
mittee and consists of representatives
from the executive departments and
federal commissions. DIR. o. H. Briggs
was made superintendent of the com
mittee. His duties are detailed and
manifold. He was formerly superin-
tendent of supplies at the post office
department.
By means of the committee a
wider range of business is done than
S handled by any other corporation
In any country in the world. One of
the first rules is efficiency, and eff
cheney in their particular line means
economy. Economy for the United
States government means close buy
Ing of all its supplies.
During the last five years the gem
The Penn's Grove record., 1916-06-02
A Cool Retention.

I'm introducing a little work" be-
gan the persuasive book agent.
The mar at the desk raised his head,
shot one glance at the caller and snort
ed. Introducing a little work Ell?
Can't you e I'm already swamped
with work? Tell your troubles to a
man of leisure. Look up my son. He's
out playing golf somewhere"
The Penn's Grove record., 1916-06-02
There is No Perfect Man.

Mrs. Twobble says Mr.. Twobbls
eats what is set before him."
Doesn't give her any trouble about p
the cooking, eh?"
mo, but he bellows when the gro-u
Gerry bills come in" ~
The Penn's Grove record., 1916-06-02
WATER WAGON SAFEST.

"You can't get away from it, / tell
you. The water wagon may not be
as jolly to ride on as the booze cart,
but it takes you to a home and friends.
The booze cart dumps you in the gut.
ter or in a pauper's grave."-Jess VIII.
lard.
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Up Against It.

How now, my friend?" said Mr..
Gibson. you seem depressed"
And SO l am" replied Mr.. Twobble
with a sigh.
Whats the trouble?"
Mrs. Twobble and the girls have
about convinced me that l wont be do
ing my duty as a husband and father
unless l buy an automobile"
The Penn's Grove record., 1916-06-02
ROUGH on Rennis.

She-Papa said you had more money
than brains.
Reggie-Ha! That's one on your
father; Pm broke.
She-Yes; papa added that you were
The Penn's Grove record., 1916-06-02
Eoiled Anain.

Il give money to beggars on
the street." said the pedestrian.
"Oh, very we'll" replied the seedy
individual. Here's my card; kindly
call at my Office and leave your con.
tribution with my bookkeeper."
The Penn's Grove record., 1916-06-02
Partial Confirmation

Have o read of this theory about
colors and the sensations?"
mo. What is it?"
joy is crimson. Gloom is blue.
Quarrels are black. Think there's
anything in it?"
Dunno, | new saw any black quar-
els, but l have seen lavender spats."
The Penn's Grove record., 1916-06-02
Vendetta.

The Mistress-My last maid was too
familiar with the policeman. hops1
| can trust your"
The Maid-Oh, yes, madam. / can't
bear EN-. I've been brought up to ate
the very sight of EN-. Pas a burglar.
London Sketch.
The Penn's Grove record., 1916-06-02
Cutie Annronriate.

Said She-Isn't that a duck of a bon
net Doctor Cubebs' wife has on?
Said He-Yes, and it's very appro-
pirate.
Said She-How so?
Said Heller husband is a "quack."
The Penn's Grove record., 1916-06-02
Proved.

Oh, yes, he has some taking ways
He's just hat sort of Teller,
And g ne'er without, on rainy days,
A dandy silk umbreIler.
The Penn's Grove record., 1916-06-02
Its Meaning.

why, when you established this
catchpenny business, did you ,teief
graph on to your partner, s. O. S.r
Did you mean you wanted help?"
mo; l meant send on suckers"
The Penn's Grove record., 1916-06-02

What is the meaning of economy"
Economy, my son, is going without
something you do want in case some
day you should want something which
you probably won't want"
The Penn's Grove record., 1916-06-02
No Sale,
He began dimdently.

Have you"
Anything you want, brother" inter-
rupted the pert clerk. This is a
Notwithstanding store. What did
you wish?"
Never mind. If you keep that
close to date I s'pose what l wanted
when l came in is out of style now"
The Penn's Grove record., 1916-06-02
Then the FIGHT Started

II don't see why you are SO down on
Jones'"
He once tried to rob me of my repu-
tation."
sYou shouldn't have stopped him."
The Penn's Grove record., 1916-06-02
Suggestion.

Those citizens are never few
Who ardently go to it
And tell folks what they ought to Go
Instead of how to do it.
The Penn's Grove record., 1916-06-02

ema supply committee has materially assisted Uncle Sam in saving over $780,
wv II Is possioe LOT IL 10 obtain bargains that will enable the country to
mak vn a greater saving All contract prices range from 10 to 40 per cent
lower a. those quoted in the open market
Buying for Uncle Sam is a tremendous task Suppies includee vervthine
Irom pickles TO automobiles, from sarsaparila to pumps. The aggregate cost
amounts to several million dollars each year. The general supply comnftee
contracts for articles by the year, ar estimate having first been made as to the
NUMBER or uantity OF ach particular item needed In all there are some
100000 items.
The Penn's Grove record., 1916-06-02
Some Woman. of cours

Her-Who was it said taat when
they needed a new angel In heaven
some woman died?
Him-I don't remember the kdy's
name.
The Penn's Grove record., 1916-06-02
FOUR BARS.

Act before the bar of the saloon,
Act II.-Before the bar of the court.
Act III.-Before the bar OF the
prison.
Act Iv.-Before the bal Of God.
The Penn's Grove record., 1916-06-02

hero long deceased. Crane noticed that the interior of the memorial was not
any too artistic in its style of decoration. Being a patron Of art, he W s greatly
distressed overt this. And the story has it that he hunted W the committee in
charge and told them he would pay for all the interior work o m the memorial
If they would just kindly let him see to it that it was carried out along strictly
artstic lines He a afraid that after he had returned home, the thought
ola III that poor art would haunt him and depress him. and he preferred to pay
or the project rather than have the recollection of it disturb his peace of
mind.
The Penn's Grove record., 1916-06-02

Mother-Come here this instlnt
Thomas! I'll teach you to tear your
new trousers!
Little Tommy-Never mind. mammssA
| found out how to do it myself.
The Penn's Grove record., 1916-06-02

the three officers in confinement, unless they gav their parde not tn laave
American territory. The state department legal authorities decided that
Cowdin his mates we're not subject 10 the international regulations. be-
cause they came to this country of their W voHtion, and did not seek an
The Penn's Grove record., 1916-06-02
An Easy Way.

And you broke off the engage
ment?" said n young man.
Yes, not brutally, you know. But
/ mani ed it."
How"
Tod her what my salary is
Stray Stories.
The Penn's Grove record., 1916-06-02
Contraries Meeting.

There is n thing which many mo-
torists sadly lack in their handling of
machines"
What is that?"
Horse sense"
The Penn's Grove record., 1916-06-02

service decorations she is the type of weILbred English gentewoman. She
might be the head IF a vast industrial concern employing only women. With
cain She rules the work Of a force of women in number both unez.
pected inc unprecedented, whose work has perhaps been the finest performed
throughout the war
The evening leader., 1916-11-01

Yesterday afternoon there was an
accident on our streets which came so
near costing the life of boy that the
spectators held their breath. A Ford,
driven by Mr.. Brownlow, of Suther-
land with a lady passenger turned the
corner from Stafford avenue going
north into Tarpon avenue. A boy
riding bicycle was ahead of the ma
chine. The auto struck the wheel and
the boy in the rear, the boy being
thrown forward managed to crawl out
of the way in time to save his life
but the wheel went squarely under the
car and was completely demolished,
besides breaking some of the connect
ing pipes under the auto which let all
the oil out.
The lad was badly bruised on the
knee and arm and had a huge bump
on his head. A bystander@was heard
to remark: "That kid sure did crawl
some."