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The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1916-11-01
Vour Fortune.

We should manage our fortune like
our constitution-cnioy it when good.
have patience when bad and never APP
ply violent remedies hut in cases o.
necessity -Rochefoucauld.
The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1916-11-01

Springfield Y. NJ. c. A. college has
not scheduled any football game for
Thanksgiving day. The players on the
team are opposed to playing ON that
day and their wishes will be respect
ed. Last year TUFTS played in Spring
field.
The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1916-11-01
Fleetinq Fame.

lie wrote the novel of the hour
Twas at eleven forty-hve.
Fame quits us soon, for one at noon
Eclipsed it wholly.
Sakes alivel
Louisville Courier Journal
The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1916-11-01
One Of Many.

A girl who called herself Mae
talked eighteen hours each dae.
She talked very well,
Yet, the truth to tell,
She had nothing whatever to sac.
New York World.
The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1916-11-01
oh. Much Betterl

Customer-Whati is the difference be-
tween those twenty-five cent diamond
pms and the fifty cent ones?
Clerk-You get better diamond
Exchange.
The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1916-11-01

Glenn Warner, football coach of the
University of Pittsburgh, Pa. has
been asked by the university athletic
committee to relinquish his contract
which had two seasons to run and to
sign another calling for four seasons.
He signed the new contract which will
keep him in charge Of the squad until
the close OF the season of 1920
The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1916-11-01
A Secret.

Patience-Dont you think she can
keep a secret?
Patrice-Well she ought to try to
hide that paint on her face If she can.
-Yonkers Statesman.
The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1916-11-01
Different Causae.

She-Oh. how love the out Of doors.
Ones heart beats so eXcitedly,
He Courlyl r. Yes, especially when
you see a creditor coming Exchange.
The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1916-11-01
Social lnanities.

Sha-You know, Mr.. Jones. thought
you zach older than You are
Hon, no: not a bit, assure YOU
Boston Transcript,
The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1916-11-01

Paper was made from rags i'll Arabia
more than ten centuries ago. the Nrt
being brought TO Europe in the thir
tecnth century.
The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1916-11-01
Twas Easy.

Doctor-Wel. and how did you find
yourself this morning?
patient-Oh. just opened my eyes,
and there | was.-Pitt Panther.
The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1916-11-01
Showina Hincelf.

Jack must he out of debt
why"
Hes walking down the main street
again. Michigan Gargoyle.
The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1916-11-01
Paw Knows Everything.

Willie Paw. are there any women
ayintors?
Paw Yes, my son. Tho married
ones are always going up in the air
AIaw-Willic. if you ask that old fool
another question I'll beat you within
an inch of your life.-iittsburgl
Chronicle-Telegraph.
The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1916-11-01
Reconciled.

Dear mother smokes cigarette.
In days gone by It made me fret.
Then | was green. I'm getting ripe.
I'm glad she doesn't smoke n pipe
Exchange.
The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1916-11-01

When Eat Spears, Dartmouth
All-America guard for the past two
years was declared ineligible for var
sity football this fall, nobody thought
that a member Of last years freshman
team could step in and ill his shoes,
but that is just what Gene"Neely, a
big sophomore from Texas, has been
doing in the first five games on the
green's schedule. And what makes
Neelys feat the more remarkable is
the fact that his right arm is cut Off
above the elbow
The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1916-11-01

Mabel-win he fight at the drop of a
hat?
Ethel-Sometimcs When one drops
from twenty to nineteen ninety-cieht
and his wife improves the opportunity
10 save.-New York Globe.
The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1916-11-01
A Diaannearinn rNne,

The horny handed farmer
These days is seldom seen,
Because he puts on motor gloves
When driving his machine
Birmingham Age-Herald.
The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1916-11-01

Brown-You say my dogs bowling
keeps you awake all night? I'll at
tend to it at once.
Jones--no hurry. old chap, My wife's
r.o,hcr IS coming tomorrow! Wait n
few days.-Boston Globe.
The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1916-11-01

Kathryn-Where | bought TINS suit
they told me the original price was
three times what | paid for it,
Kittye--I suppose so, dear. But in
those days the sewing machine hadn't
been perfected and skilled labor must
have been expensive. - Philadelphia
Bulletin,
The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1916-11-01
A Moneyloque.

"If money talks" as hath been said,
Quoth Patey. with n sigh,
"f'7 Conversations limited
q howdy and goodby."
Exchange.
The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1916-11-01

sidney Hatch ran from Milwaukee
TO Chicago in fifteen hours" says a
news item. Now if he had been run
ming from Chicago to Milwaukee, he
would have had some thing to run for.
The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1916-11-01

Racing So miles in 81 minutes at
night, two Studebaker skies made re
markaEle dash a few days ago from
Elmlra 70 Hornell, ~ Y. One of the
drivers carried the government mes
sage from the war department which
was being relayed from Plymouth,
Mass, to Seattle, Wash, a distance Of
1855 miles, in 100 hours The Stude-
bakers made their leg of the journey
within one minute OF the time re-
CURED by the fastest train.
The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1916-11-01
ST. JoHNsRURY BREAD GOES UP

Bakers In Scale Town Raise Loaf
Price Two Cents.
st. Johnsbury, Oct, 29.-St. Johns
bury bakers have raised the price of
bread to twelve cents a loaf, raise of
The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1916-11-01

~ M self made man.
you're lucky. I'm the revised work
of a wife and three daughters. Rich
mond Times-D Dispatch.
The Arvada enterprise., 1916-04-13
ARMADA ENTERPRISE.
w, W. MOBERLY, owner and Editor.
Phone Arvada IS
MEMBER COLORADO EDITORIAL ASSOCIATION

The Arvada Sun now modifles
its statements concerning the
county liquidating its indebted
ness by challenging our pessi-
mistic Democratic friends to
look about and see if they find
any outstanding warrants that
have not been called for redemp-
ton. If there are any" says
the Sun, the money is in the
treasury to pay them and they
have ceased to draw interest. -
It will be noticed that the Sun is
very particular to mention out
standing warrants and to say
nothing about outstanding in
debtedness other than warrant
Indebtedness, which the Enter
prise showed to be $25. 9HSl.
The Sun also admits that even
the warrant Indebtedness. which
the Enterprise showed to be SIT,
1926. 80, was called in by the use
of money laying idle in the bank
to the treasures credit, and
which, as the Enterprise chal-
lenged, had been taken from the
different funds which in turn
must be paid back, leaving the
county still in debt in an amount
represented by seven numerals.
After admitting conditions to
be Just about as the Enterprise
contended in our issue o. two
weeks ago, the Sun merely ends
up by saying that these funds
have been used where they would
do the most good" instead OF
being allowed to lay in the
banks and draw interest at 2 per
cent while 6 per cent was being
paid on outstanding warrants
AZ had been the previous GUS
tOm."
Now that the Sun has admit
ted everything that the Enter
prise claimed and the Golden
Globe is as silent as the grave on
the subject. the Enterprise
would like to inquire why these
papers ever made the boast that
the county was now on a cash
basis" as the Globe said, and
practically out of debt'-as
the Sun said?
The Enterprise limited that
these boastful statements were
made to deceive the taxpayers
purely for political purposes and
this fact is now pretty thoroly
established.
The Arvada enterprise., 1916-04-13

Senator Thomas of Colorado and
Senator Hardwick Of Georgia led
the fight against the bill and the
Democratic senatorial caucas a.
greed on a compromise by which
a tariff of one cent a pound will
be continued for three years
from May /, 1916. After that
sugar is to 90 on the free list.
The sugar interests will con-
tlnue their campaign for the
House bill which would insure
the retention of the tariff bill for
all time, but they cannot win un-
less the Sugar-Democrats in the
Senate form a combination with
the high-Drotective Republicans.
Such a coalition is being discuss
ed.
ROBBING THE FARMER.
In the meantime a lot of ugly
facts are coming to the surface
to plague the friends of the Sug-
ar trust.
For example: 1t is asserted
on what seems unimpeachable
authority, that the farmers of
France and Austria are receiving
from fifty to seventy per cent
more than the American farmers
for their beets.
During the closing days of the
last Congress delivered a speech
on the theme, How the Sugar
trust Robs the Farmer, in
which | endeavored to point out
that the Sugar interests refused
to permit the farmers to share
the high prices which the con-
sumers were paying for sugar.
The friends of the Sugar trust,
in and out Of Congress, denounc-
ed me, but none of the sugar
companies either increased the
price paid the farmers for their
beets or decreased the price
charged the consumers for their
sugar.
They continued to impartially
rob both producers and consum-
er, and only paused in the opera
tions long enough to shout More
tariff
The Arvada enterprise., 1916-04-13
Republican Primary.

Notice il hereby girca that there will
be meeting Of tho Republican voters
OF East Arvads Precinct a. surton's
office in Arvada on Thursday evening.
April -. 1916 at 1880 O'Clock for the
purpose Of selecting delegates to attic d
tn. sounty assembly TO be he'd In the
Court kosss in Golden. Colorado. April
%, 1916, at two O'Clock p. M
Also for the Transaction OF ANY other
business that might properly come be.
fore this primary meeting
T.. PORTER SMITH, Committeeman
The Arvada enterprise., 1916-04-13
Appropriate Plants
For Easter

Tulips. Dubious plants which
have beautiful delicately colored
flowers. Towering period COM
paratively short.
Hyacinths. These also grow
from bulbs and bear flowers in
clusters. Flowers are rather
short lived.
Easter Lilies. The classic
Easter flowers. The plants bear
several waxy white flowers.
These plants are generally favor
ties at the Easter season. At. +,
Limbrocker, Colorado Agricul-
tural College, Fort Collins, Colo.
The Arvada enterprise., 1916-04-13
Another Solomon.

The wife OF an Arab went to her
father with the complaint that her
husband had boxed her ears. Tho
wise old shoik reflected few mo.
mcnts, then did to her as her husband
had done, Now thou art avenged
he said, THY husband has boxed tho
cars of my daughter and have boxed
the ears OF his wife"
The Arvada enterprise., 1916-04-13

What must the readers of
these subsidized organs think of
them, or of the officials who will
stand for such political bunk"
being handed out with the idea
of helping them back into Office?
The point at issue is not that
our county officers are inefficient
or remiss in their duties, but
that they have not, as their idol
izing and subservient press
would have the people believe,
brought the county clear from
debt in four short months. At
ter all, it has been a matter OF
the people paying their taxes
promptly instead of heaven born
financiering that has put Jetfer.
son county in reasonably good
shape.
The proposed herd law is caus,
ing much agitation throughout
the state ana upon a close exam
lnation of that cleverly Worded
document the agitation seems
justified. Its passage would not
only work a tremendous hard
ship on the stockgrower, but 1t
would cause a succession OF eX'
penslve elections which would
mean a needless addition to the
burden taxpayers are already
bearing. There is a law upon
the statutes now which affords
ample protection against trespass.
Colorado's prosperity rests upon
the livestock industry, and every
good citizen should JON the
movement against the measure.
-Collbran Voice.
To talk about our Republican
friends winning in Colorado this
year is talking through your hat.
Enough homesteaders have loca'
ted in the southeastern part OF
the state during the past two
years TO control the election.
Land offices reports tell us tina,
seventy-iive per cent OF the new
corners are from Oklahoma, Tex.
as and Missouri, all Democratic
states. Who ever heard OF a
man from Missouri voting the
Republican ticket, unless II was
for the purpose Ot teasing MS
wife. Calhan News.
The Arvada enterprise., 1916-04-13

Mrs. John Young and her
mother, Mrs. Johns, entertained
during the past week, Mr.. and
Mrs Ralph Ingram of Wichita,
kans, who motored to Denver
and then shipped their car to
Wahsatch, Utah, being on their
way to the Young & Crook camp
at that place. Also MIR. and
Mrs. Michael Dooling and Mrs.
Knox and Mrs. G. w. Hamilton,
of Kansas City, who were also
enroute to the same place.
The Arvada enterprise., 1916-04-13
How He Lost Her.

And you really love me for my
self alone?" she sighed. Yes. dar
ling" he confessed. and then, as an
afterthought, added. You know. you
don't show up very well in crowd
Buffalo Express.
The Arvada enterprise., 1916-04-13

At the University OF California Il
freshman was asked recently by ono
OF the professors whether he had
proved certain proposition in Euclid
We'll. sir, said the freshman.
proved Is n rather strong word. but
! will say that have rendered it
highly probable"
The Arvada enterprise., 1916-04-13

Arvada Dentist
Telep hone Arvada POP
A. to "FriendIy ADVICE"

why does little friendly advice
make us so much hotter than little
unfriendly advice?" Perhaps because
it's considered bad form to hit per
son who offers little friendly advice
Birmingham Age.Herald.
The Arvada enterprise., 1916-04-13

Services at the Methodist
church Sunday April l6. The
pastor will preach. There will
be good music. w. 7. Scott d. d.
our District Superintendent will
preach next Wednesday evening.
The choir will give The Cruel
tiXlon" Friday evening. An
nouncements for the other eve
nings will be made Sunday.
The Arvada enterprise., 1916-04-13
Sugar Trust Robbing
Farmer and Consumer

Congressman from the Third colorado
District
Washington, d. C., The bill
to repeal the free sugar proyis
ion of the Underwood tariff bill
has encountered "A formidable
snag in the United State Senate.
The Arvada enterprise., 1916-04-13
Power Attributed to Gem.

Five thousand years agy the Egyp.
,ians found In the lapis lazuli an astrin.
gent which healed the eyes and a sig.
niiicance has been attached to the gem
because OF that.
The Arvada enterprise., 1916-04-13
Uncle Eben.

Ambition said Uncle Eben, is
like one o deshere airships. Some.
times de man OATS nyin' over dc
heads of de people is happy an some
times he's mostly nervous
The Arvada enterprise., 1916-04-13
Dead Letters.

Rev. J. e. Brown l
Eslinper Gardener |
Mrs. Nellie Graves 5
Albert Hale |
d. r. Palmquest |
Iva Thomas |
Clarence Williams |
C.. H. Williams 2
Geo. +. Williams |
K. l.. Newton, p. NJ
The Arvada enterprise., 1916-04-13

Don't forget about that dollar.
Mrs. Arthur White of Denver
was the guest of Mrs. Morian
Tuesday evening.
Mr.. and Mrs. Clarence Shoop
are inspecting automobiles and it
would not be surprising to see
them driving a new one shortly.
The Odd Fellows are practicing
with their drill team expecting
to carry off a few honors in a
contest soon to be pulled off in
Denver.
Men, our Peters Dress Shoes at
present prices are better than you
can get in Denver. Bear this in
mind when buying your Shoes and
Oxfords for Easter.
The Recht Emporium.
DR.. and Mrs. Burns, Mrs.
Burns mother and sister of Den
yer were entertained at dinner
last Sunday at the home of DR..
and Mrs. Morian.
Mrs. Gooch who has been
spending a few days with her
mother, Mrs. Mitchell on East
Bird Street returned to her home
at Lakewood. Colorado Monday.
The success OF the FIRST Sales
Day depends on your taking ad,
vantage OF it. We are trying to
help by offering special induce.
ments to attend.
The Recht Emporium.
Mrs. Harry Christensen who
lives north of town on Wads-
worth was taken to St Anthony 5
hospital Wednesday afternoon
for surgical treatment.
Jonn Young has rented his va
cant store room to l.. |. Green.
spoon a clothing and gents fur
nishings merchrnt of Denver.
who will move in May LIST.
The board of directors of the
Tire Company held an important
meeting Monday afternoon and
are expecting to be able to open
up in full force again soon in
better shape than ever.
We have secured a splendid
selection OF Easter Booklets and
Post Cards on display in our win.
dow. The Recht Emporium.
The Arvada enterprise., 1916-04-13

We have secured a splendid
selection OF Easter Booklets and
Post Cards on display in our win.
dow. The Recht Emporium.
The Arvada enterprise., 1916-04-13

Mr.. and Mrs. Clarence Shoop
are inspecting automobiles and il
would not be surprising to see
them driving a new one shortly.
The Arvada enterprise., 1916-04-13
Stray Locals

Phone US news. Arv. IS.
The Arvada enterprise., 1916-04-13

Mrs. Harry Christensen who
lives north of town on Wads-
worth was taken to st Anthony 5
hospital Wednesday afternoon
for surgical treatment.
The Arvada enterprise., 1916-04-13

Mrs. Arthur White of Denver
was the guest of Mrs. Mortar
Tuesday evening.
The Arvada enterprise., 1916-04-13

DR.. and Mrs. Burns, Mrs.
Burns mother and sister of Den.
yer were entertained at dinner
last Sunday at the home of DR..
and Mrs. Morian.
The Arvada enterprise., 1916-04-13

The board Of directors of the
Tire Company held an important
meeting Monday afternoon and
are expecting to be able to open
up in full force again soon in
better shape than ever.
The Arvada enterprise., 1916-04-13

Jonn Young has rented his va
cant store room to l.. |. Green,
spoon n clothing and gents fur
nishings merchrnt of Denver.
who will move in May LIST.
The Arvada enterprise., 1916-04-13

The success OF the FIRST Sales
Day depends on your taking ad,
vantage of it. We are trying to
help by offering special induce.
mcnts to attend.
The Recht Emporium.
The Arvada enterprise., 1916-04-13

Men, our Peters Dress Shoes at
present prices are better than you
can get in Denver. Bear this in
mind when buying your Shoes and
Oxfords for Easter.
The Recht Emporium.
The Arvada enterprise., 1916-04-13

Mrs. Gooch who has been
spending a few days with her
mother, Mrs. Mitchell on East
Bird Street returned to her home
at Lakewood. Colorado Monday.
The Arvada enterprise., 1916-04-13

Don't forget about that dollar
The Arvada enterprise., 1916-04-13

The Odd Fellows are practicing
with their drill team expecting
to carry off a few honors in a
contest soon to be pulled off in
Denver.
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1916-10-03
HARBOUR To USE
PRESSED STEEL
Auto Manufacturer Says All
Cars Will Soon BE Made
or These Products

The motor car ~ the future Win
be built a,most solely from pressed
steel so declSree Ray Harroun.
once race driver and international
speedway champion. now In charge
OF the engineering and production
o. The new $40 100000 Harroun Mo
tors corporation
HArrouu says that his new car
WI! contain greater proportion o.
pressed steel than any design nov
or che market He hints a. deve'
opmen's IA In advance Of general
practice in pressed steel manu,ac
,uro and draws the revolutionary
conclusion that within 'eV years
the product ~ dies and presses viii
largely displsce such materials rs
gray ron and msueaH,e castings
aluminium. wood brass Nrorze Sad
a large proportion % ,h+- tark.nEs
now used 10 automobile coastruc-
u-r
We have already solved ne prob
lens attendant on ne nRrusactu-s
o. oer frames radiator shells hoods
tenders running boards hub caps
r.~, carriers crank cases. oil pa0s.
Instrument boards clutches and
r..--t srogs,nE- from pressed steel.
H8~-ra- declares The Hsr-uw
bodies VNl b. 5s..t % pressed s-ee.
v.--'- also
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1916-10-03

Prom tbo very FIRST Was taught
F &C. was woman s. par, 20 lc worship
pod. mas 20 pay FOR The privilege
10 vorshipplnE After all my motA
CPS point ~ view Was uatIra.
enough she had been = poor Span
.isb sir, ~ ham4le family q h@rce
Iona she had gone upon he ~.aTe
when che VS. = years old Re
cause % her rare beauty ana her
DANCING. Size rose rapidly 20 a con
sp.cuous position Ia her OWE rVlH-
t1y Men ge.rst aer with towers
when che drove ioVl he oouleysr1-
OFTEN and oNea bank notes ali
towels Nare Tso. .r'a her s.lkeu Jag
step ty step sse learned "a, VIC
l,n rise oc ,a- a-arts ot men Pc
cause % their aio-.as alsaces and
open hands. ,he lived and lived
-cya..y NO eorer ia, shs ys,uet
.a, curve OF her ,arosI 2- the sweep
os Seq ey..sshss. a. s. uiser values
Us SOLD sac SAT- before acr mirror
Az. coot'-4 re- charms
AaE chem had come her -hance Tor
a .-!uulAac- -cl. r. Aii-s-=-l-A--AAL1-
ro,' So. wss wl5 WIKI excitement.
g.. The .al4Elt she pictured America
As -e-'- r.rr aey5-1 t.- tr-s-s
o.; sgs-ils s. fairy ana % v4.oa
.a- .sa-., should oe .he key
81. She came IN tU rta l-s.i--vs
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1916-10-03
DIANA OF THE GREAT GAME
The Story of Woman's Hunt for Man
By ETHEL LLOYD PATTERSON

the little one How she strives for
them See. hold them iust away
from her
she Nas always beautifully "'res@.
ed IN those days. my mother There
were AWAY oft, brightly coiorr 3
stuTs. heavy With sve't perfumes.
for me 20 cua6lc aEs.Is. There
were always fashink buckles o. -he
4 high-heelpt slippers FOR be. cay
dark .ci.r.s. from eAicl she some
times let me draw 'A- pins tLal
might PLAY a. hsirt-ssFius She nai
been dancer OF some note waca
mv father mot her and loved her.
married her and made her leave The
stage s'ra,kh, FROM barcelona ms
mother had come to Auercs. "the
land of gold. with her rounded
breasts and l,ps and what men cal.
ed the devil" ia her eyes
Ny father was wealthy -ca.rao-
tor. tlIe, headed a.I -e-a-e I'm
sersd lie. sat made a.s PIE r.
suburban .aa developments Iaat
is. le had sold LOTS on VIA; .s called
"lhe easy payment pan 10 aesr
b. mdascria- a-s enterprise one
would have thought s-m "a E-es
rf.laurarcp.st As a mattr- ef fze-.
be- took his money cruelty trau --r-e
.tro were weaker --EE 5s To- II
the payments or his lands ue-" @l.
made promptly. aN~o-t'rg - 'te
terms upon which my father did
business. re land -ever;-d 20 slu
again Taus again and assn --
sold TIE same properties 81, p
speut ais money spieni,dly upon mT
mother she was his passion his
one mad extravaganza He could
deny her nothing She was 5-I-
and The breath OF his nosrr.ls 20 hlr.
And with trat strange. lag tnSo-
lence II the and from which she
came. she stretched forth he- little
'eweled hands and took and TOOK
end took from him.
But r is q great privilege FOR q
man 20 20 allowed 20 worship The
body ~ woman like myself ms
mother would say. and one pays
for privileges is 81 no, SO Even
here IN ycur free America