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Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1916-04-15

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Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1916-04-15

An Egyptian nobleman's tomb. built
$500 years ago, and preserved in it's
entirety, has been placed on exhibition
in the Metropolitan Museum OF Art in
New York City. r..
Charlevoix county herald. (East Jordan, Mich.) 189?-1953, 1916-06-16
SAGE TEA BEAUTIES
AND DARKENS HAIR
Don't Stay Gray! 1t Darkens
So Naturally that No
body can Tell.

You can turn gray, faded hair beau
tifully dark and lustrous almost over
night if you'll get 50-cent bottle OF
"Wyeth's Sage and Sulphur Compound"
at any drug store. Millions of bottles of
this old famous Sage Tea Recipe, inn
proved by the addition of other ingredi-
ents, are sold annually, says we'll
known druggist here, because it darkens
the hair so naturally and evenly that no
one can tell it has been applied.
Those whose hair is turning gray or
becoming faded have a surprise awaiting
them, because after one or two applica-
tions the gray hair vanishes and your
locks become luxuriantly dark and beau.
tiful.
This is the age of youth. Gray-haired,
unattractive folks aren't wanted around,
so get busy with Wyeth's Sage and Sui
phur Compound tonight and you'll be de-
lighted with your dark, handsome hair
and your youthful appearance within a
few days.
This preparation is toilet requisite
and is not intended for the cure, mitiga-
tion or prevention of disease.
Charlevoix county herald. (East Jordan, Mich.) 189?-1953, 1916-06-16
IN SURANCE

kept insurance on my dwelling for
many years, till waxed old; and what
it cost there is no telling-it used W
all my store of gold.
The other Jonathans and Jennies
spent time in wassail and carouse;
= but i was always saving pennies to
buy insurance for my house.
The Smiths, the PanSborns and the
Bickles went touring to the sea and
back; but l was always saving nickels
to put insurance on my shack.
used to long to see it burning; that
was my one intense desire; 1 went to
bed each night a yearning to wake
and find the house afire. Then
would get insurance money, and /
could buy a motor car; this life wouio
seem serene and sunny, with all its
troubles shooed afar. / used to dream
the flames were crawling along its
timbers and its beams, and l could
hear the scantlings falling-which
shows how much there is in dreams.
My neighbours house burned around
me, but mine still stood, untouched.
uncharred; the fire fiend never sought
or found me, and l admit l took 1t
hard.
The lightning struck adjoining shan
ties but never took shot at mine;
which made me quote some things of
Dante's. that killed my figtree and my
vine.
At last / said, "I'll quit insuring,
and I'll blow in the coin l earn; this
house of mine, so long enduring, has
shown it simply cannot burn"
The agent came and begged and
pleaded, and showed the folly of my
course; the language for six hours he
kneaded, and whooped around till he
was hoarse. But / was firm: mo more
insurance for Uncle Clarence" l re.
pied; 'Tve reached the end of my eli
durance, and now I'll let the pre-
miums slide"
Ny policy ran out on Sunday-the
recollection deeply hurts-and my old
house burned down on Monday, and
ell saved was seven shirts.-By Walt
Mason from Judge.
Charlevoix county herald. (East Jordan, Mich.) 189?-1953, 1916-06-16
An Inside Bath
Makes You Look
and Feel Fresh
Says a glass Of hot water with
phosphate before breakfast
keeps illness away.
This excellent, common-sense
health measure being
adopted by millions.

Physicians the world over recon-
mend the inside bath, claiming this is
Of vastly more Importance than out
side cleanliness, because the skin
pores do not absorb impurities into
the blood, causing i'll health, while the
pores In the ten yards of bowels do.
Men and women are urged to drink
each morning, before breakfast a
glass of hot water with a teaspoonful
of limestone phosphate In 1t, as a
harmless means of helping to wash
from the stomach, liver, kidneys and
bowels the previous days indigestible
material, poisons, sour bile and toxins !;
thus cleansing, sweetening and puri-
flying the entire alimentary canal be-
fore putting more food into the stom-
ach.
Just as soap and hot water cleanse
and freshen the skin, SO hot water and
limestone phosphate act on the elm
NATIVE organs.
coated tongue, nasty taste or have a
dull, aching head, sallow complexion,
acid stomach; others who are subject
to bilious attacks or constipation,
should obtain quarter pound of lime
stone phosphate at the drug store.
This will cost very little but Is suffi-
cient to demonstrate the value Of in
side bathing. Those who continue 1t
each morning are assured of pro-
nounced results. both IN regard to
health and appearance.
Charlevoix county herald. (East Jordan, Mich.) 189?-1953, 1916-06-16
The Chauffeur

The chauffeur cares not who makes
the traffic laws as long as he breaks
them.
The chauffeur's favorite drive is to
the repair shop.
Unless his sins be forgiven it is
hardly probable that when the chauf.
feur takes his last trip he will go ION
high"
The chauffeur has a keen ear for
music. One of the engine parts, the
base, let us say, is off key bit. The
chauffeur detects this at once and
tunes it up. When he gets it tuned
up he plays havoc.
Any chauffeur with your help and
that OF your wife, daughter and son,
can put ap one man top in twenty
minutes.-From Judge.
Charlevoix county herald. (East Jordan, Mich.) 189?-1953, 1916-06-16
SALTS # BACKACHY
AND KIDNEYS HURT
Drink lots Of water and stop eating
meat for while if your Bladder
troubles you

When you wake up with backache and
dull misery in the kidney region it gen.
orally means you have been eating too
much meat, says a well-known authority.
Meat forms uric acid which overworks
the kidneys in their effort to filter it
from the blood and they become sort of
Paralyzed and loggy. When your kidneys
get sluggish and clog you must relieve
them, like you relieve your bowels; re-
moving all the body's urinous waste,
else you have backache, sick headache,
dizzy spells; your stomach sours tongue
is coated, and when the weather is bad
you have rheumatic twinges. The urine
is cloudy, full of sediment, channels often
get sore, water scalds and you are obliged
to seek relief two or three times during
the night.
Either consult good, reliable physi-
clan at once or get from your pharmacist
about four ounces of Jad Salts; take
tablespoonful in a glass of water
before breakfast for few days and your
kidneys will then act fine. This famous
salts is made from the acid of grapes
and lemon juice, combined with lithia,
and has been used for generations to
clean and stimulate sluggish kidneys,
also to neutralize acids in the urine 30 it
no longer irritates, thus ending bladder
weakness
Jad Salts is a life saver for regular
meat eaters. 1t is inexpensive, cannot
injure and makes a delightful, effer.
yescent Whitewater drink.
Charlevoix county herald. (East Jordan, Mich.) 189?-1953, 1916-06-16
INDIANA MANS EXPERIENCE

Frank Moseley, Moore's Hill, Ind,
writes 81 was troubled with almost
constant pains in my sides and back.
Great relief was apparent after the first
dose of Foley Kidney Pills and in AZ
hours all pain left me-" Foley Kidney
Pills make kidneys active and healthful
and stop sleep-disturbing bladder
ailments. -Hites Drug Store.
Charlevoix county herald. (East Jordan, Mich.) 189?-1953, 1916-06-16

Women More Courageous than Men.
Tell a man that tight belts cause
appendicitis and he loosens his belt
at once. Warn him that stiff hats
make the hair fall out and he carries
his hat in his hand until he can find
a soft one to put on. This is one of
the striking differences between men
and women.
You cannot scare a woman with any
such threat. 1t must be centuries
since women were told that stays
would be everlasting ruin to them.
But is there any decrease in the use
of these articles? None that is indi
lated by the windows of the dry goods
stores. Tight skirts were bound tc
shorten their steps permanently. "
necks would incite ills with the most
terrifying names. Fur collars Would
weaken their resistance to murderous
germs. But what did the women
think of these cautionings? About as
much as you think Of the humming of
a gnat. They Wore the tight skirts
until they were blessed weel ready to
abandon them. They barred their
.lecks TO the wintry breezes as If there
were no such thing. You may be sure
that the fur collars will not come off
until they become questionable. You
may be equally sure that women will
be callous to the advice of the Cleve-
land, Ohio, doctor now urging the dis
carding of high heels because they
make bow legs.
The female of the species is more
nervy than the male.
Charlevoix county herald. (East Jordan, Mich.) 189?-1953, 1916-06-16

Indigestion quickly develops sick
headache, biliousness, bloating, sour
stomach, bad breath or some of the
other conditions caused by clogged or
irregular bowels. If you have any of
these symptoms, take Foley Cathartic
Tablet this evening and you will feel
better in the morning. -Hites Drug
Store.
Charlevoix county herald. (East Jordan, Mich.) 189?-1953, 1916-06-16
BOLTS WANTED.

We want to buy few hundred cords
OF four-foot bolts in hemlock, spruce,
pine and balsam, 6" and up in
diameter, smooth, straight stock, all cut
40" long. Will buy same delivered on
CIR on +. j. & S. r. X. or in our yard
EAST JORDAN, CABINET co.
Charlevoix county herald. (East Jordan, Mich.) 189?-1953, 1916-06-16
MAKING THE MOST OF JUNE

To enjoy the beautiful month of June
to the utmost, one must be in good
health. Kidneys failing TO work proper
ly cause aches and pains, rheumatism,
lumbago, soreness, stiffness. Foley
Kidney Pills make kidneys active and
healthy and banishsuffering and misery
Why not feel fine and fit? Be well!
Be strongl-Hites Drug Store.
Charlevoix county herald. (East Jordan, Mich.) 189?-1953, 1916-06-16

| wish to announce the voters of
Charlevoix County that | will be a
candidate for nomination for the office
of Register of Deeds at the Primary
Election to be held August %, 1916 and
ask your support and if nominated and
later elected will administer the duties
of the office to the best of my ability.
NED B. FOX.
Dated April 18th, 1916.
Charlevoix county herald. (East Jordan, Mich.) 189?-1953, 1916-06-16

The examination of fairly accurate
records has convinced scientists that
there has been no appreciable change
in the climate of Northern Europe In
1900 years.
Charlevoix county herald. (East Jordan, Mich.) 189?-1953, 1916-06-16
Facts You Nav Not Know

The wireless station at Colon at
noon each day sends out broadcast
forecasts of the weather in the Carib-
bean, South Atlantic and gulf. regions
to aid shipping.
Charlevoix county herald. (East Jordan, Mich.) 189?-1953, 1916-06-16

There is nobody so easy for a woman
to fool as herself
y Fully two-thirds of the talk people
hand you is bunk.
A dark secret-the correct age of an
old colored person.
The wise small boy laughs best when
the teacher laughs.
Charlevoix county herald. (East Jordan, Mich.) 189?-1953, 1916-06-16

Pendleton county, Ky. famous for
its honey, seems to have some reason
to be proud. data showing that several
beekeepers there gathered 10000 lbs.
each and one $4,000 pounds.
Charlevoix county herald. (East Jordan, Mich.) 189?-1953, 1916-06-16

A man seldom speaks lightly if he
stops to weigh his words.
You can please the other fellow best
by lending hand instead of giving adj
vice.
If people were as wise as they think
they are the unexpected would seldom
occur
Charlevoix county herald. (East Jordan, Mich.) 189?-1953, 1916-06-16

Maj. George N. Evans, during 30
years as disbursing officer, Depart
ment of the Interior, Washington. has
handled $500, 100000 without error or
loss, either to the government of him-
self.
Charlevoix county herald. (East Jordan, Mich.) 189?-1953, 1916-06-16

A man always shuts the door when
about TO be told secret, but woman
opens il to see whether anyone out
side is listening.
Charlevoix county herald. (East Jordan, Mich.) 189?-1953, 1916-06-16

kissing may be unhealthfuI, but
nothing risked, nothing gained.
Charlevoix county herald. (East Jordan, Mich.) 189?-1953, 1916-06-16

There is no place like home, but
that's no excuse for loafing around
there instead of going out and hunt.
ing a job.
Charlevoix county herald. (East Jordan, Mich.) 189?-1953, 1916-06-16

The reason some women can be so
affectionate with their husbands is II
sets a good example for the children.
Charlevoix county herald. (East Jordan, Mich.) 189?-1953, 1916-06-16

To eer is human; to fail to profit by
your mistakes is still more so.
Charlevoix county herald. (East Jordan, Mich.) 189?-1953, 1916-06-16

A cripple has running expenses the
same as other people.
Charlevoix county herald. (East Jordan, Mich.) 189?-1953, 1916-06-16

Any coward can get married but II
may take hero to stay married.
Charlevoix county herald. (East Jordan, Mich.) 189?-1953, 1916-06-16

And some of the worst cry-babies
are more than FL years of age.
Charlevoix county herald. (East Jordan, Mich.) 189?-1953, 1916-06-16

Some women are happy because
they know how to think they are.
Charlevoix county herald. (East Jordan, Mich.) 189?-1953, 1916-06-16

Some men who were born to COM
mand lose out after they marry.
Charlevoix county herald. (East Jordan, Mich.) 189?-1953, 1916-06-16

A Kansas City, Mo-, newspaper man
who is able to go in for fancy farm
ing, has more than 20 varieties of iris
growing in his yard and garden. The
colors include yellow, blue, pink and
bronze.
Charlevoix county herald. (East Jordan, Mich.) 189?-1953, 1916-06-16

How easy it is to acquire bad rep
utation and how difficult 1t is to lose
IL!
Charlevoix county herald. (East Jordan, Mich.) 189?-1953, 1916-06-16

A mans credit is above par when he
wants to borrow trouble.
Charlevoix county herald. (East Jordan, Mich.) 189?-1953, 1916-06-16

A fly on a window pane will crawl
to the top, fly back to the bottom and
crawl up again. This order is sell
dom reversed. II is on record that IA
fly crawled up a window pane 80
times returning each time wing.
More than 10000 coyotes, including
pups; more than 1000 wolves, and 81
mountain lions, the numbers on which
Montana paid bounties last year, give
that state a fairly attractive hue for
those who like to squint along barrel
and pull the trigger.
When some people do tell The truth
it is only for the purpose of Great
ing trouble.
Shortsighted people seem to think
all others should look thru their
glasses.
The reason some people talk so
much is because they have so little
to say.
After a man maries he soon gels
rid of the idea that he's the whole
show,
Anything is wrong that is almost
right.
Charlevoix county herald. (East Jordan, Mich.) 189?-1953, 1916-06-16

Frank Hamilton spearman author THE Girl
redbooded English
the circles of the elect and the do and
Girl and the Game"
its herom, victories and defeats.
His publishers
action of the the guarded
and ckey all the a
mac wa
We have been fortunate securing The Girl and
NOV
Charlevoix county herald. (East Jordan, Mich.) 189?-1953, 1916-06-16

The reason some people talk so
much is because they have so little
to say.
Charlevoix county herald. (East Jordan, Mich.) 189?-1953, 1916-06-16

After a man maries he soon gels
rid of the idea that he's the whole
show,
Charlevoix county herald. (East Jordan, Mich.) 189?-1953, 1916-06-16

Anything is wrong that is almos
right.
Charlevoix county herald. (East Jordan, Mich.) 189?-1953, 1916-06-16

Shortsighted people seem to think
all others should look thru their
glasses.
Charlevoix county herald. (East Jordan, Mich.) 189?-1953, 1916-06-16

When some people do tell The truth
it is only for the purpose of Great
ing trouble.
Chicago eagle. [volume] (Chicago, Ill.) 1889-19??, 1916-12-02

shall so occupy any street as to in.
terfere with or intercept the passage
of other cars or vehicles.
Sec. A. During blockades or stop.
pages clear space of ten feet shall
be kept open between cars opposite
the alley or the center of the block
If there be no alley.
Article vlI--Speed.
Section /. No vehicle shall proceed
at any time at greater speed than
the law allows and which is safe and
proper under the conditions then oh.
tanning.
Sec. 2. No vehicle shall cross any
street or avenue or make any turn at
speed rate exceeding one.half its
legal speed.
Sec. 3. No vehicle shall emerge
from an alley, stable or garage at a
pace faster than walk; at the lat.
ter places an attendant should pre-.
cede the vehicle to give warning.
Sec. 4. Horsedrawn vehicles and
pedestrians should habitually cross
the street intersections as promptly
as circumstances permit Teams NOV.
ing at an unnecessarily slow walk
across street intersections greatly I'm.
pede traffic.
Sec. s. On all thoroughfares the
heavy and slow moving vehicles shall,
as far as conditions permit, keep to
the right, in order to allow the rapid
moving and lighter traffic to proceed
independently.
Ordinance Regulating Speed Of We.
hieles Near Schools, Public Play.
grounds and Churches -. Passed
July IS, 1915.
Section 1868. No motor. electric or
animal drawn vehicle OF any kind
shall proceed, while within four hun.
dred (400) feet Of any schoolhouse in
the city, at a greater speed than five
(5) miles an hour, between the hours
Of s o'clock a. m. and s o'clock p. m.
on any day during which school is in
session in such schoolhouse;
Sec. 1963a. - . or within four
hundred (400) feet OF any public play.
ground in the city, between the hours
Of 8 o'clock a. m. and o'clock p. m.
on any day during which playground
Is open and in operation;
Sec. 1864. . or while within
four hundred (400) feet Of any church
in the city during the time or times
that persons are customarily entering
or leaving churches on Sundays or
holidays, or any other day set apart
by such church for religious worship.
Article viii--keeping TO the Right,
Passing, Turning, Crossing and
Stopping.
Section 1. A vehicle, except when
passing a vehicle ahead, shall habit.
ually keep as near the right hand curb
as possible.
Sec. 2. A vehicle meeting another
shall pass to the right.
Sec. 3. On an avenue or street di.
vided longitudinally by parkway,
walk, sunken way or viaduct. vehicles
should keep to the right Of such di.
visions.
Sec. 4. A vehicle turning into an.
other street to the right shall turn the
corner as near the right hand curb as
practicable.
Chicago eagle. [volume] (Chicago, Ill.) 1889-19??, 1916-12-02
Article Iv-Drivers' SiQnals.

Section 1. Before slowing up or
stopping drivers shall signal to those
behind by raising the whip or hand
vertically.
Sec. 2. In turning while in motion,
or in starting to turn from a stand.
still, signal shall be given by indi.
eating with the whip or hand the d.
rection in which the turn is to be
made.
Sec. 3. Before backing or slowing
up ample warning shall be given, and
while backing unceasing vigilance
must be exercised not to injure those
behind.
Sec. 4. One blast of a police signal
indicates that East and West traffic
must stop and that North and South
traffic may proceed.
Two blasts that North and South
Traffic shall stop and East and West
traffic may proceed.
Three or more blasts is a signal of
alarm and indicates the approach of
danger.
Article Wright Of Way.
Section I. Police, Fire Department,
Fire Patrol, Traffic Emergency Repair.
Ambulances and United States Mail
vehicles shall have the right Of way
in any street and through any process.
sion.
Sec. 2. Horse.drawn vehicles shall
have the right Of way over power.
driven vehicles, street cars excepted.
Sec. 3. The driver OF a vehicle. on
the approach Of any fire apparatus,
shall Immediately draw up said W
hicle as near as practicable to the
right hand curb and parallel thereto
and bring It to a standstill.
Article Vl-street Cars.
Section /. The driver OF a street
car shall Immediately stop his car
and keep It stationary upon the ap'
proach Of any fire apparatus.
Sec. 2. Street cars shall have the
right Of way, between cross streets.
over all vehicles.
The driver Of any vehicle proceed.
ing upon the track in front Of a street
car shall turn out upon signal of the
driver or conductor OF the car.
Sec. 3. No vehicle or street car
Chicago eagle. [volume] (Chicago, Ill.) 1889-19??, 1916-12-02
AUTOS p OTHERS.
Police Department Promulgates Rules
to Govern Motor and Horse Drawn
Vehicles i'm Streets of Chicago.

The following proclamation calling
attention to the city ordinances gov.
erning motor and horse.drawn We.
hicles has been promulgated by the
Police Department for the regulation
Of street traffic in Chicago:
Article I--Definitions.
Section /. The word vehicle" in.
cludes equestrians, led horses and
everything on wheels or runners, ex.
cept street cars and baby carriages.
Sec. q. The word "horse" includes
all domestic animals.
Sec. 3. The word driver" includes
the rider or driver of horse, the
rider of wheels and the operator of a
motor vehicle or street car.
Article Ii-Obedience.
Section /. Drivers of vehicles and
street cars must at all times comply
with any direction, by voice or hand,
of any member Of the Police Force,
as to placing, stopping, starting, ap.
preaching or departing from any
place; the manner Of taking up or
setting down passengers. loading or
unloading goods in any place.
Sec. 2. Ignorance of these rules
shall furnish no excuse for disregard
ing them.
Article iil--Pedestrians.
Section !. Pedestrians should re.
member that while they have the
right to cross the street in safety, the
streets are primarily intended for We.
hicles. and they should therefore
cheerfully conform to all the traffic
rules and thereby contribute not only
to their own safety and comfort but
facilitate the movement Of traffic as
well.
Sec. 2. Pedestrians should never
step from the sidewalk to the street
without first looking in each direction
for approaching vehicles.
Sec. 3. Pedestrians should never
cross streets except at regular cross.
ings and at right angles.
Sec. 4. Pedestrians should wait for
the signal Of traffic policeman wher.
ever one Is stationed and move in the
direction Of the traffic only.
Sec. 8. Pedestrians should be par.
ticularly cautious in crossing alleys.
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1916-08-22
ERICSSON WILL
HAVE MEMORIAL
INVENTOR OF MONITOR. TERMED
A "cHEEsgeox ON A RAFT"
WILL De REMEMBERED az THE
NATION

WASHINGTON. ID. c., Aug. o.
Fifty.four years after his epochal
'cheesebox on raft" rescued the
Union navy from utter destruction.
John Ericsson. inventor OF the historic
Monitor Of Civil War days. IL to have
II memorial erected to him here. 1t
SCI ems certain.
a bill for a $4,000 memorial has
passed the house. and with strong
backing Is awaiting action in the SEN
ate. Swedish-American societies are
urging the bill. and expect its passage
al this session. II developed In the
house library committees hearing that
the United States owes Ericsson or
his heirs an acknowledged debt. The
interest on which. II compounded at I
per cent. would exceed the sum TO be
appropriated for his memorial.
Efforts to collect this money have
been discontinued as useless. however.