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The Julesburg grit-advocate., 1916-01-20
pLAcARps IN DRY PARADE.

"A beef joint beats booze joint"
The path of misery leads from the
saiocl door"
"You can't buy dry goods with
money spent for wet goods"
The cause of drunkenness is IL
cense; the cure is total abstinence"
"One home in four must furnish .
boy for the saloon. What about your
boy"
Chicago knows enough to come in
out of the wet"
We'll make the water wagon our
3ttney bus"
"A dry Chicago means a clean Chi
caso:"
.Who gets your next pay envelope?"
Tho saloon is the poor mans club
that kicks him out after he has paid
his dues"
Nineteen dry states. Come ON in.
Nlfnois! The waters fine"
The last to be hired. the first to be
dred-the boozer."
Nothing to drink Sunday; clear
head Monday"
when you down booze. that II per,
sonaa liberty; when booze downs you
that b slavery"
The Julesburg grit-advocate., 1916-01-20
STOMACH MISERY
GAS, INDIGESTION
.P1ps's 0apepsin" fixes siek.
sour, gassy stomaeias h
five minutes.

TIM 4! In i've minutes ali st00oe4
distress will 20. No Indigestion. heart.
burn. sourness or belching Of gas. acid.
or sructations OF undigested food. -
dizziness. bloating. or foul breath.
Pape's Diapepsin IL noted for ifs
speed in regulating upset stomachs-
1t IL the surest. quickest and most ces-
tain Indigestion remedy in the whole
world. and besides 1t II harmless
Please for your sake. get . large
Hfty-cent case Of Pape's Diapepsia
from any store and put your stomach
right. Don't keep on being miserable
life 10 too short-you are not here
long. 20 make your stay agreeable
Eat what you like and digest It: en-
10Y It. without dread Of rebellion b
the stomach.
Pape's Diapepsin belongs in your
home anyway. Should one Of the fam
lily eat something which doesn't agree
with them. or in case Of an attack Of
indigestion. dyspepsia. gastritis os
stomach arrangement at daytime q
during the night, it is handy to Give
the quickest relief known. Adv.
The Julesburg grit-advocate., 1916-01-20

should be used and the concrete
should be well mixed before it is
placed. A mixer driven by gasoline
engine will save time, though the mix
ing can be done by hand. Such a
floor will not be suitable for a road.
but when used for feeding purposes it
will last long time.
Special feeding devices have to be
developed for hogs. They are not like
other farm animals. as the well-bred
hogs do not have long necks or noses
and cannot reach for their feed the
way horses and cattle do. A special
device is used in between the stalls in
order to make hay available for feed
ing. This is hay rack with hinged
sides. When the side is pushed in the
supply of hay is cut off and when
the slide falls back to its original po-
sition the nay once more falls down
within reach. This arrangement pre-
vents the hogs from scattering the
hay around the way they generally do.
The pens are equipped with swing
The Julesburg grit-advocate., 1916-01-20

ing fronts SO that the nogs CA -
readily Transferred from one pen to an
other. The pens are also equipped
With removable partitions 70 that the
size OF the various pens can bs
changed readily. The small pen doors
that cad out into the yard can b
closed 10 a. to be almost alright. The
house can thus be kept warm in very
cold weather. The warmth of the
hogs will keep the temperature almost
uniform all the time. Ventilation 10
taken care of by the two small venti.
lators placed on the roof. one At each
end.
The feed carrier and the litter car.
riers are both handled on one track
that runs down between the two rows
of pens. This concentrates all the
work in one alley. which simplihes
the handling Of the work to . large
extent.
The fences that divide up the out.
side pens are placed two inches above
the concrete. 10 that the cleaning can
be taken care of. The yard can be
placed on q slight slope and the ma
nure can then conveniently be
scraped toward the low corner A pit
can be dug for the manure spreader
at this corner 30 that the loading will
be easy or 1t can be driven up to the
corner and filled in the usual way.
Hogs should be kept out of doors
as much as possible. 30 that the hog.
house will not be used except In win.
ter and during cold rains. Do not get
the idea that 1t is not necessary be-
cause 1t is not used all the time.
When the hoghouse is wanted there IL
nothing that will take its place. This
II especially true at farrowing time.
! when the sows must be kept warm
and comfortable.
The upper row OF sash that fur.
nishes the light for the back part OF
the house is pivoted about its center
so that 1t can be swung open when the
weather permits. The roof Is made
The Julesburg grit-advocate., 1916-01-20

Those of us Who are accusto00d .
feel dull and heavy when vs arise:
splitting headache. stu1y from . cold.
foul tongue. nasty breath. acid stoD-
ach. lame back. can. instead. both
look and feel as fresh a. daisy always
by washing the poisons and toxins
from the body with phosphated hot
water each morning.
We should drink. before breakfast
. glass Of real hot water with q tea.
spoonful of limestone phosphate in
1t to dush from the stomach. liver.
kidneys and ten yards of bowels the
previous days indigestible waste. sour
bile and poisonous toxins; thus cleans.
ing, sweetening and purifying the en-
tire alimentary canal before putting
more food into the stomach.
The action of limestone phosphate
and hot water on an empty stomach
ID wonderfully invigorating. 1t cleans
out ali the sour fermentations. gases,
waste and acidity and gives ono .
splendid appetite for breakfast and II
10 said to be but a little while until
the roses begin to appear In the
cheeks. A quarter pound OF lime.
stone phosphate will cost very little at
your druggist or from the store. but
is sufficient to make anyone who is
bothered with biliousness. constipa.
ton. stomach trouble or rheumatism
real enthusiast on the subject OF in
ternal sanitation Try II and you are
assured that you will look better anG
feel better in every way shortly
Adv,
The Julesburg grit-advocate., 1916-01-20
PRESSED HARD
Cofee's Weight on Old Age.

When people realize the injurioM
effects Of coffee and the better health
that a change to Postum can bring,
they are usually glad to lend their
testimony for the benefit of others.
MY mother, since her early child.
hood, was an inveterate coffee drink.
er, had been troubled with her heart
for a number of years and complained
Of that 'weak-all-over' feeling and sick
stomach.
Some time ago I was making .
visit to distant part Of the country
and took dinner with one of the mer.
chants Of the place. noticed some
what unusual flavor of the coffee
and asked him concerning It. He re-
piled that 1t was Postum.
Il was SO pleased with 1t that ]
bought a package to carry home with
me. and had wife prepare some for
the next meal. The whole family
liked 1t so well that we discontinued
coffee and used Postum entirely.
II had been very anxious concern.
ing my mothers condition, but We
. short time she felt much better. had
little trouble with her heart. and no
sick stomach; that the headaches
were not SO frequent, and her general
condition much improved. This con.
tinued until she was well and hearty.
Il know Postum has benefited my.
self and the other members of the
family. especially my mother. as she
was a victim OF long standing" Name
given by Postum Co., Battle Greek,
Mich.
Postum comes in two forms:
Postum cereai-the original form
must be well boiled. 15c and Csc pack
ages.
instant Postum-a soluble powder
dissolves quickly in q cup of hot wa,
ter, and, with cream and sugar, makes
q delicious beverage instantly. soc
and Soc tins.
Both kinds are equally delicious
and cost about the same per cup.
There's q Reason" for Postum.
sold by Grocers.
The Julesburg grit-advocate., 1916-01-20
FARMERS FOR PROHIBITION,

The Farmers National congress, as
sembled in Omaha for its thirty-fifth
annual meeting, proclaimed the prohi.
bition principles Of the farmers of the
country in the following message to
the Nebraska dry convention then in
session at Lincoln:
'aThe Farmers National congress
has for many years been on record as
| opposed to the legalizing Of the liquor
trafiic. Our sympathies and efforts are
with the convention for a dry Ne
braska and dry nation"
The Julesburg grit-advocate., 1916-01-20
Value Of Terminals in Denver.

The Colorado & Southern railroad
claims valuation of s7.223.oS9.17 for
its Denver terminals, including switch
engines. according to an exhibit it has
filed with the State Public Utilities
Commission in the Switching charge
case brought before the commission
last July for number of Industrial
concerns. The Burlington values its
Denver terminals at $s.011 .309 a.
These were the only two companies
which filed detailed statements. The
complainants seek to have the rates
reduced from 90 and 25 cents per ton
to and 10. cents per ton for inter
change and industrial switching with
a minimum Of 80 and $3.50 per car.
The Julesburg grit-advocate., 1916-01-20
SALTS IF BACKAcHY OR
KIDNEYS TROUBLE you
Eat Less Meat II Your Kidneys Aren't
Acting Right or II Back Hurts Or
Bladder eothers You.

When you wake up with backacho
1t generally means you have been eat
ing too much meat. says a well-known
authority. Meat forms uric acid which
overworks the kidneys in their effort
to filter 1t from the blood and they be-
come sort of paralyzed and loggy.
When your kidneys get sluggish and
clog you must relieve them like you
relieve your bowels; removing all the
body's urinous waste. else you have
backache, sick headache, dizzy spells:
your stomach sours. tongue Is coated,
and when the weather is bad you have
rheumatic twinges. The urine 10
cloudy. full of sediment, channels Oft
en- get sore, water scalds and you are
obliged to seek relief two or three
times during the night.
Either consult good, reliable physi.
clan at once or get from your pharma-
take a tablespoonful in a glass of
water before breakfast for few days
and your kidneys will then act fine.
This famous salts is made from the
acid of grapes and lemon juice. COM
bined with lithia, and has been used
for generations to clean and stimulate
sluggish kidneys, also to neutralize
acids in the urine SO it no longer irri-
tates, thus ending bladder weakness.
Jad Salts is life saver for regular
meat eaters. 1t is inexpensive, cannot
injure and makes a delightful, effer-
yescent lithfa-Water drink-Adv-
The Julesburg grit-advocate., 1916-01-20
WAS TAKING NO CHANCES
Old Lady Wanted to Be Quite Sure
That She Could Safely Trust
the Small Boy.

When the train came to stop an
Rntique-looking dame thrust her head
out of the window opposite the re-
freshment room and briefly shouted:
Sonny"
A bright-looking boy came up TO the
window.
Little boy she said, have yos a
mother?"
Yes, ma'am."
DO you love herr"
Yes, ma am
DO you go to school, dear?"
Yes. ma am"
And are you faithful to your sts-
aies?"
Yes, a'am."
DO you say your prayers evesy
night?"
Yes, ma am"
Can trust you to do an srr.nd
'or me?"
Yes, ma am"
Il think / can. too" said the kind
.ady. looking steadily down on the
manly face: Here is a penny. Get
ne an apple. Remember, God sees
You!"
The Julesburg grit-advocate., 1916-01-20
To Survey Dangerous Waters.

The United States coast and geo.
detic survey has just awarded a con-
tract for the construction OF q 1000
ton steamer, to be used in surveying
the dangerous waters of Alaska and
Bering sea. The vessel. which is to
be named the Surveyor, will accommo-
date crew Of sc officers and men and
will cost, with her equipment, 1920, 900.
Strange to say, the construction of
this vessel. destined for service in
Alaska, has been undertaken by firm
at Manitowoc, Wis, on Lake Michigan
The Julesburg grit-advocate., 1916-01-20
COMMISSION REPORTS
OoAao on CASH sass AND MAS
eURPLUA.
ssssrsy 600 AeesSsse cssss Reported
saA Fifty-eix Death ciaiHas A.
ivs4sd During Five 0eathe-

Wssess. Newspaper Union News Service.
Denver.-The first annual report OF
the Colorado State Industrial ComLis-
son. covering the five months OF its
existence. WAS made to Governor
Carlson and shows marked progress
in the development of the cOmpehsa-
ton. insurance and industrial branches
OF the commissions activities. Dur
ing the five months between 5000
and 6.000 accidents were reported
from all parts of the state. fifty-six
Geath claims. each calling for month
ly payments aggregating $2.5O0. were
settled. A total of $50 injury claims
were adjusted. with compensation NV
eraging 500.
Twelve industrial disputes were
settled without disorder or loss OF
time to employer or employe. One
disagreement. that of the journeymea
tailors. is now being investigated.
The commission got work for more
than 100 former strikers by interced'
ing with employers.
Prosperity shown by the figures OF
the State Compensation Insurance
fund is considered by the commission
to be perhaps the most important fea.
ture of the report
The fund has a surplus Of $1G.-
GC4.57. this being over and above re-
serves abundantly sufficient, in the
opinion of the manager, to liquidale
every obligation.
Business written and paid for indi.
Gates an annual premium income to
the state fund Of s1O9,335.92. of which
$94,003.92 is collected from private
employers
Approximately 1880 employees, earn.
ing $7,573OOO annually, are covered
by the policies.
The state funds business" says
| the report, has been uniformly con-
Quoted on strictly cash basis. fact
auguring well for the character of thu
risks unierwritten, since Willingness
to pay cash in advance generally IS
accepted as evidence of good mora
hazard"
The report declares that the fund,
premium income is growing steadily
drawn from virtually every industry
in the state, except coal mining and
the manufacture Of explosives.
The first dividend will be paid to
policy holders next July.
1T may be stated with propriety.'
; the report declares, that. for private
employers, the expectation of div:
dend averaging 90 per cent of the pre-
miums is a justifiable one"
The Julesburg grit-advocate., 1916-01-20
Uniform Accounting for Utilities.

A uniform system of accountina
will be adopted by all. electric
utilities in the state of Colorado, ac
cording to an order sent out by the
State Public Utilities Commission
The order becomes effective at once
Several weeks ago the commission
held a conference with representa-
tives of electric utilities from all
parts of the state to determine upon
the best uniform method of account
ing.
The Julesburg grit-advocate., 1916-01-20
ADVICE TO UNCLE SAM.

There is q certain queer old book
which was printed in England more
than . hundred years ago called. "The
Pleasant Art of Money Catching" 1t
contains this good advice: First see
that your comings-in be more than
your layings-out." Suppose . man
were taking ten thousand dollars =
year over the counter Of his store.
That might seem big to him. But II
he had to pay ten thousand and one
dollars for stock and rent and help
and IRE. he would not be prospering,
but failing. Uncle Sam does get q
great deal of money from the liquor
traflic. But he and we spend very
great deal more in caring for its VIC
Tins. So this is bad business, and
when enough people have found it out
the liquor traffic will go. They are
finding 1t out very fast. Everybody
who has studied arithmetic can figure
out the reason for national prohibi-
tion. It is a matter of dollars and
cents.-Christine Tinling.
The Julesburg grit-advocate., 1916-01-20
d1lpd@8
o0101nses1 BY the National WoaAas
Christian TsmperaAcs Unioal
10 Use FoR " IN FIVE WEARS.
n~~AAn-

10 USE FOR " IN FIVE WEARS.
4 Iesding banker Of Wiscoasia
vooeAss for the following incideat:
Within the past year the manager
q brswefy in one OF the smaller
G0tias of the state decided TO build .
~ 0alt house at . cost Of SIS. .Ooe.
~ commissioned their president 70
- - Milwaukee and effect . loan.
Hs naturally went to one Of the big
beoverycontrolled banks OF that city.
fhs vieepresident to whom he applied
~ he loan. was formerly In the brew
ing business and had made q hand
ao0s fortune In that business during
the Dalmy days before the drys had
bassn to knock the big profits out OF
4 He very wisely got out Of the bust.
Aaas when the getting was good. not
- now. when brewing stocks are all
dAot 70 pieces.
TO the utter surprise and chagrin
af the out-of-town brewer he was
promptly refused the loan. He ex.
claimed: Whats the matter? With
an this fine property We got. amt We
eood for $25.0OO?"
Quick came the answer from the ex.
brewer-banker: But what do you
want to use the $25.0O0 for?"
TO build a malt house, SO we can
snlarge our business" said the brewer
But, you fool. don't you know that
h ave years you will have no use
vhatQver for malt hOusa1" renliad
the banker.
The Julesburg grit-advocate., 1916-01-20

OF recommendation" Bacon also re
ports this in his apothegms.
Being well dressed Is a credit even
to a philosopher. But what is good
dressing?
His satanic majesty ought not to
have a monopoly Of pretty clothes any
more than he should of all the good
times and all the good tunes.-Good
Health.
The Julesburg grit-advocate., 1916-01-20
Colorado Send. 752 Men to Army.

The United States army. navy and
marine corps enlisted 1852 men from
Colorado in 1915. There were 3,59S
applicants, but owing to rigid exam.
nations only about 81 per cent
passed The army recruiting stations
mustered in 1854. There were 2,917
applications. The naval station ac,
cepted 245 of 95l applicants. The
marine corps accepted only 153 OF
720 men.
The Julesburg grit-advocate., 1916-01-20
May Change Appolntive Officers.

According to reports at the state.
house. number Of changes affecting
incumbents in appointive offices may
be looked for within the next few
weeks. The reports include the of.
fices of the adjutant general, warden
Of the penitentiary and the boiler and
factory inspectors.
The Julesburg grit-advocate., 1916-01-20
Mother SoIar-PIexus Blow.

Sapleigh-I-aw-am suah We are
going to have beastly hawd wintah,
loncher know.
Miss Knox-No, I'm sure I don't
know. But why are you so sure OF
Il?
Sapleigh-Er-becau I-aw-Seel
It in me bones.
Miss Knox-Really? So you still
believe in that old goose. bone theory?
The Julesburg grit-advocate., 1916-01-20
1ryinu the Jury.

What is the status OF that murder
case you are on?"
Counsel for the defense has con-
victed all US jurymen of being the sons
Of parents. and intimates that we will
be criminals if we don't let his client
60"
The Julesburg grit-advocate., 1916-01-20
Governor and Food Chief Confer.

Governor Carlson conferred with
John Lynch, state pure food and drug
commissioner, and the inspectors
working under Mr.. Lynch, to outline
the work he desires the inspectors to
do in aiding the enforcement Of the
prohibition penalty law.
The Julesburg grit-advocate., 1916-01-20
Delegates to security Convention.

Governor Carlson appointed Frank
NJ Taylor, Charles MacA. Wilcox,
Forrest S. Rutherford, e. c. Stimson.
Harold Kountze and Frank C. Goudy
delegates to the National Security
League Congress, that will meet in
Washington, D. C.
The Julesburg grit-advocate., 1916-01-20
Not Gray Hair, bu, T,r,d Ev..

make rs look older than We are Keep
your Eyes young and you will look young
After the Movies Murine Your Eyes. Don't
tell your age. Murine Eye Remedy Co.
Chicago, Sends Eye Book on request.
The Julesburg grit-advocate., 1916-01-20
Cauoht.

He-How is it you have never mar
ried?
She-You never asked me before.
The Julesburg grit-advocate., 1916-01-20
ThouuhtIesS,

Didn't the fire spoil your party?"
"Oh! dreadfully. Not one OF the fire.
men was in evening Dress
The Julesburg grit-advocate., 1916-01-20

A Good Excuse.
Judge-What excuse had you fol
drinking?
Prisoner was dry, your honor.
The Julesburg grit-advocate., 1916-01-20

Sunshine is one of the EaGt i'm.
portant features Of . he1Aaaoar II
hogs are to be raised with ge1t their
living quarters must be keD In the
best possible sanitary conditions. The
best way to secure such conditions is
BY having plenty Of sunlight in all
parts of the house. For this reason
the hoghouse should be faced toward
the south Simply facing it in this di.
rection, however has no effect on the
back part of the house. Various de.
vices have been perfected to get the
sunlight into this part Of the house
The Julesburg grit-advocate., 1916-01-20
50 Designed as to Admit Sun.
shine Into Every Part Of
the Structure.
WOOD FLOOR ON CONCRETE
Construction Such That This May
Easily es Taken Up for Purposes
Of cisanine-spseiaI Feeding
Devices Make for cemfort
Of the Animals.
BY WILLIAM A. RApFoRo.

Mr. William A. Radford will answer
questions and give advice FREE OF
COST on all subjects pertaining to the
subject of building work on the farm. for
the readers of this paper. On account OF
his wide experience as Editor. Author and
Manufacturer. he Is. without doubt. the
Address all inquiries to William A. Rad
ford, No 1921 Prairie avenue, Chicago.
ILL.,. and only inclose two-cent stamp for
reply ..s
The Julesburg grit-advocate., 1916-01-20
Glass Of Hot Water
Before Breakfast
a Splendid Habit

ops~ sivIess - the systssW sseh
morning s~d wash sway tiss
peiseNsna, stsOnsNt matter.
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We Surely Had a Run
On Those Sport Suits

I UCKY we thought so
II much of these sport suits
when we ordered them, or our
stocks would've been Summarized
already. there's been such a
bunch of men in here buying
them.
If you've been suffering
from the heat these last few days,
why don't you seek comfort in
these springy-looking -but-sum-
mer-feeling suits? They'll fit you
and are guaranteed to "hold up"
like our highest priced suits, be-
cause they are tailored by
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,vel Meek NoveL AweeNA NovEL wEeN NoveL AWGeN1

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W., '''' u',' H'" w u''''', .
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,l"''"'. " '''""'"' w" '''" wv
I"P'''
They have said some harsh thIngn
about him. she admitted, nut haven I
believed them
Naturally no,
ur.ro, ,,,or,,l,.d arbitrary
,,,, g.. L,o.. h,,. hnncs, ,nd ,tr "
81, ,,,rls no ia" IA. conceded sr.r
d, .,,,...I,
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nav '' f"" "''"" NY
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81 mean. he answered chat he plays
the business game according 10 the rules
nr he understands them l'll admit That
! wouldn't day of so ago. but ! VIII now
Tho rules. however. rs h" has learned and
accepted them, sanction HhuWanl'}, de-
c"i' hru'nlity-hn'ihlng snort o' r"'n'
tory crime md even ihn' n not always
Hn exception They justify any s'hrm'
~ method ~ g"ttug money mat d"'"
not lead 10 N" p'nIlenliar'. They are
elastic ana NOR" or l'rH lnd"'lnlt" ana
h" has Ff"ichfh them some, hu' am
reads TO bl't". ior your r1E' 'hh' ne
urtod h, success
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OCCUPANTS OF ANCIENT
TOWNS ATE BARNACleS

BERKELEY cal. MAY O., That no
harnaclo once had fool value was -.
tnhlished by the discovery announced
here FRIDAY ~ remnants NJ ancient vii
hgos on Santa Cruz Island The d.s
covcry waS made nv an expedition from
the department ~ anthropology ~ the
University ~ California Tho sitee ~
some ~ thcso villages ~ l0ng ago were
marked by a~cumulRtlnnf n shell mor-
than Nneen feet thick
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WAX ReoeR. COMPOSER, DEAD.

Tsgchlatt announces thr death ~ Dr
MsT Rcgcr. one ~ the leading con,cm
poran German composers. from rsrsly.
siS " the heart lie was born In 1879
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Hart Schaffncr & Marx

Of "DiXie' weave, a dan
dy light fabric-in heighth-of-
the-season shades and patterns
two and three piece models-all
S25 and under, plenty of them at
Sl5. You'll find soothing cool
ness within these garments--try
your size on now or tomorrow.
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PRIZES
Every Con,e.,sn, Will Receive Something

Every Contestant Will Receive Something
ea
the will
CoonBo Soap Wrappers good for shown the catog
The will he May Selections
made by the Judges NOT quality
position but rather for the
tonBo from Only
Coonol wrappers will be considered They be
Judges John Newben Oklahoma C.
ducts Mfg Co, S. T.. Tracy Southwestern Adv. Co.