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The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1916-03-07

If everything was sold in as liberal and
fair a manner as the below named drug
eists are selling Schifmann's New Con-
centrated Expectorant, absolutely no
cause for complaint or dissatisfaction
could possibly arise from anyone. These
druggists say-"Buy bottle of this rem.
edy and try it for Bronchitis. Whoopine
Cough, Severe Cough, Group or any
Bronchial Affection, and we will return
your money. just the same as we do with
Schiffmann's famous Asthmador, If It
does not dive satisfaction, or If not found
the best remedy ever used for any OF
these complaints" Why not take ad-
vantage of this guarantee and Try this
medicine, and get your money back. rath-
er than buying another purely on the
exaeserated claims of its manufacturer
or on the strength of testimonials from
others and run the chance Of getting
something worthless and also wasting
your money?
The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1916-03-07
But She'll Get Home Firstl

A short time before Christmas
Grace, aged four, Of Newburg, Ind,
was taken by her aunt to Evansville
to do some Christmas shopping.
They went On the interurban, and had
a couble seat to themselves.
In the course of the afternoon thew
encountered the young man to whom
the aunt was engaged. and he accom-.
panied them to the depot when they
were ready to start home. Grace's
suspicious were aroused. and Siding
up to her aunt she asked in a low and
rather ungracious voice:
Is he going home with 1s?"
Yes. | think he is, replied the
aunt
Well sighed Grace Jeanette. re.
calling the double seat on the inter.
urban. 4 see where I'll have to ride
backwards fundamentals News
The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1916-03-07
Agreeable Surprise

But this feature Of the publicity
work was an agreeable surprise 10
the commission and the municipal
bodies participating in From the
tine the first Of the series vas run
in the newspa pers and magazinAs Of
the country letters Of inquiry began
to pour in upon the secretaries Of
the boards Of trade and chambers Of
commerce. All Of these inquiries
were given prompt attention The
trend Of all Of thas" indicated that
the correspondents were in earnest
about Florida The scope Of the
The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1916-03-07

The Florida First commission {. AZ
vast accumulation Of data . prov.
that i.s initial Advertising campaign
has been produc,ve Of a tremendous
amount Of good 20 the STATE W-hila
it is not assumed that all of the i'm
mense winter tourist business j.
traceahle directly 70 The @ror;= Of
the ccnmis s!on i IL conceded IN
every hand that thu I'd ertising vas
the means Of bringing 70 Florida a
great array Of visitors who would
not have come otherwise.
Il is possible on the other aand 10
trace direc, results ia The number o.
inquiries recei.eI b! the trade or
CARNATIONS participating in the cam
paizn All Of the Florida First ad-
yertise ments mentioned that infor-
nation could BE- had by addressing
the boards Of trad" and chambers Of
commerce named, 0: which there
were twenty-five I, was not ex-
pected that there would be any con
siderable number Of inquiries The
main object Of the nationwide cam
paign was TO induce people 10 come
to Florida.
The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1916-03-07
Diplomas for Everything.

An eastern lover Of music wants a
Law passed which will require teach
ers Of music to take examinations to
prove their fitness to teach. Then. Of
course. there will be the same require
ment for dancing teachers and bridge
teachers and boxing teachers. The
man without q diploma viii feel very
ionesome.-Cleveland Plain Dealer.
The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1916-03-07

Advertising Florida by means Of
a nationwide campaign which vas
conducted so successfully by the
Florida commission this winter will
be done on a much more extensive
scale durng the year Plans will Dc
presented at the meeting to De held
in Orlando March 10, at which a full
report will be made BIZ the commits
sion TO the representatives OF the
boards OF trade and chambers Of
commerce that contributed 10 the ad-
vertsing fund
Indications are that the meeting
will be largely attended All OF the
members OF the com mission are ex-
pec'ed to be present Eyry munich
pal organization cooperating win
the commission is also expected to
be represented oy one Or more dele
gats Some will send ,hree or four.
All parts Of the State will - heard
from and the meet.ng promises 70
be an enthusiastic one Several
prominen, railroad officials vii, al
tend
The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1916-03-07
Poor Middle Child

Middle children are TO be pitied for
being condemned to be constantly
made over out of the luckier eldest's
outgrown raiment. How can Tommy
be sure he is Tommy. when he is al
ways walking around In Johnnny's
shoes! Or Polly. grown to girlhood.
ever find her own heart. when all her
life II has beaten under Annals pima
fores-Atlantic.
The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1916-03-07
FOR BRONCHITIS, WH00PlNG col
GROUP, COUGHS AND \
Make the Best Remedy at Home-128 Teaspoonsful f.,

In buying this remedv |.
ing an absolute euaran.ea. ., =: !:
from these druggists, You =.
eight times as much NJ u
would in buying most snr
fashioned, ready-made kim!
age from 20 to 90 teaspoo,,
Soc worth makes a who'll !,
spoonsfuD when mixed u
simply one pint of sugar and
of water. This remedy NJ.
not contain chloroform. onir,
or any other narcotic. Its be
and children are fond o. i
the sole judge, and under
guarantee absolutely no rist
ing this remedy. Drueais,,
are authorized to sell Il IN,
guarantee as Schiffmann's {
mador of Money Back" II,
satisfactory. R. J. Schifmap,
Saint Paul. Mimi Guarau,
HENLEY & |
The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1916-03-07
Daily Ihouaht

Friendship is calm and sedate af-
lection, conducted by reason and ce-
mented by habit; springing from long
acquaintance and mutual obligations,
without iealousies or fears. and with
out those feyerish fits Of heat and cold
which cause such an agreeable tor
nent In the amorous passion.-Hume.
The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1916-03-07
Let BUILDINGS Sneak

Better the rudest work that tells
story or records fact than the
richest without meaning. There should
not be a single ornament put upon
great civic buildings without some in.
telleGtual intention.-Ruskin.
The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1916-03-07
Must Return Fallen Fruit.

II the fruit from a persons tree
falls on to his neighbor's land the
neighbor is not entitled to keep it, &C
cording to English law. He must
give it up on the owner demanding it.
The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1916-03-07
Entire Plant on Wheels,

The entire plant of Pennsylvania
asphalt block manufacturing concern
is mounted on freight cars. so that
It can be taken wherever there is
work for it to do.
The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1916-03-07
Partridge Helps AaricuI.urist.

Investigation in Germany has shown
that the partridge eats the seed Of
many noxious weeds and insects de-
structive to plant life. therefore de-
serves protection.
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RID STOMACH OF GASES, S0URNESs,
 AND INDIGESTION
"Pape's Diapepsin" ends all stomach
 distress in five minutes.

You don't want slow ramedy when your stomach is bad---or an un- certain one--or harmful one your stomach is too valuable; you mustn't ipjure it with drastic drugs.
 Papes Diapepsin is noted for it's speed in giving relief ts harmless ness;> it's certain unfailing action in regulating sick. sour, gassy stomachs. dyspepsa,. gastritis and other, stomach trouble has made it famous the world over. ,Sf
 Keep this perfect stomach doctor ln ;aour hon,e-keep it handy-get a ,arge fifty-cent case from any drug store and then if anyone should eat something which doesn't agr:e with them; if what they eat lays like lead. ferments and sours and forms gas; causes headache, dizziness and nausca; eructations of acid and unds- sestcd food-remember as soon as raps's Diapcpsin conos in contact with the stomach all such distress vanishes. It's prom ptness, certainty and ease in overcoming the worst stomach disorders is a revelation to ose who try it.
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1916-01-05

Gcvernor rarely gets a pardon. could call your attention to many specific instances which have come Under tTy own observation where some of the worst criminals have been pardonsd, after serving only g
 short part of the time for which they were ssntenced, while great mum.
 Der of others were pardoned even be- fore they ever left their homs 10 gc Itc the penitentiary.
 Since I have besn judge of this circuit quite number of white peo- Ile have been sentenced by me to the lcnitentiary for various crimes, and outside of a few cases where the parties convicted had no friends and ro money, every white man sentenced D. me has been pardoned by the gov efnor without serving one minute of time. It may be said that this court ras gone out of it's way to criticise tre actions of another department, but, gentlemen, am simply referring to what I deem to be serious inter- ference with the enforcement of the criminal laws of the land. And in delivering this charge am calling upon the grand jury and every good tizen who loves his home and his county and who believes in the estab- llshment and maintenance of peace, urder and happiness to join hands and do what he can to see that the people who violate the law are no. crly prosecuted and convicted bu. that the sentences pronounced against them by tho courts shall not be con- verted into mockery Jy another de- partment of the government"
 Judge Haynie was prosecuting at tclney of his. district before he be- came circuit judge, and is well qual;- fed to pass on the merits and de- merits of those criminals sent from his circuit and later pardon.d.
 There is no doubt that abuse of the Hardening power offsets the work of the courts of justice, and nullifies the criminal laws, to large extent, with tf at element held in restraint only through the fear of conviction and punishment.
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WAR KILLS BABIES TOO.

The pail of the great world war. |bl&lgue ssis laying heavy toll at un- |snspected- points. The average per- son thinks the only figures of carnage Eare those recording ths deaths oi soldiers. But there are ether deaths t causes, and the figures have gone 10 unprecedented heights.
 With so many millions of men at the front, European nations are find ing that the birth rate has declined u emendously. Tn other words, the annual increase of population due to b,rths--the annual baby crop-has been lowered to an alarming rate.
 England reports that she has had 1i,000 fewer babies born this year sfan last, and there were 5O,000 more deaths. The same proportion applies to other belligerent countries.
 And so it will continue long after tbe war is over There are no pro- geny attached to dead soldiers. They do not add to the family tree. Great as the figures of slain men are, they are small in comparison with those figures that ultimately will represent the loss of babies that might have bsen born but for the annihilation of man.
 The war must end some time, but the birth rate will never be what it could have been had this conflict never come to blight civilization.
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.T00 OLp.r

In Oklahoma the story has been made public of a uran who is 76 years. old. He needs work, but Is turned down everywhere because he Is "too old'' and tout of date"
 He fought for his country in two wars, and was discharged with honor from both. He taught school for a quarter century. He saved his money but never accumulated enough to live on without working for many years Fought through two wars. too ole t2 work. What food for thought!
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COLLEGE GRADUATE
 BARES HORRORS
 OF PENAL FARMS -'tA f y eE T
iContinued from Page 1.)

camp expect great results from the prison reform movement started hy former Chaplain Tomme,. a man whom all the prisoners like and rs- spect.
 Praises Rev. Tomme.
 "Tomme was fine chaplain" said Umssead. "I heard the first sermon by the chaplain they have now. and what do you reckon he told the con victs? He told them he was not tfsre to help them, he would not help them get assistance from the outside. L'. was there only to do Gods work. J
 Umstead explained that the com missioners are not, at the farm lorl., enough or often enough to know what goes on there. When they do come: everybody knows of it in ad- vance. and things are cleared up.
 Its the same way when an .in- vestigating committed is coming" he said. "EverybSdy prepares for it. The wardens did not, believe I would have nerve enough to tell the truth to MT. Donaghey, MT. Monk or MT. Hutton, when they came down. I told ths U utAs uOWCVcA. luGu ny CrOuDlo be gan. Of course, I was not pun ished for what said-but | was pun ished more than twice as much and twice as often after I testified, than I had been before. I had been " hipped only once before that, and that was when ran away. My worst wEippings, however, came for the lsast little violations of the rules, after I had testified"
 So far ss concerns the charge of stealing the mule, Unstead says he expects to have no trouble coming clear of that matter. Umstead is Hendrix collage graduate. a class mate of Judge Fred A. Isgrig of Little Rock. is apparently well read, and of good appearance. He says he weighsd TO pounds when he was taken to the convict farm, and now he weights about 1855.
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''H0BO', GETS JOB

Green Brier, Tenn, Jan. z. 1915. Hobo Medicine Mfg. Co.,,
 Singer, La. Gentlemen:- aa
 l have sused your HOBO KIDNEY AND BLADDER REMEDY for kidney disease from which had suffered for long time. could not sleep at night. I found no cure until l be- gun to take Hobo Medicine. Alter taking one and one-half bottles of the medicine I am perfectly wel1, and cheerfully recommend this remedy for Kidney and Bladder ailments.
 Yours truly, (Signed) JOE COOK. All druggists.
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1916-01-05
Philosophical Poodle.

Said the portly. paunchy poodle, with the pie-bald, cone-shaped noodle, sQuite likely you detest my style and breed. But to envy I'm . stranger I'm no dog in the manager. To let others do their pleasure is my creed. I'm aware that I'm no beauty. Still, I don't think 1t my duty to worry OCT the errors of the world. prefer calm cogi- tation to poster and vexation, and to lounge here with my caudle tightly furled. d."-Kansas City Star. fs
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1916-01-05
Selecting one's Work.

Don't choose business because other people are making a lot Of money in it, and don't reject the pro- tessions merely because you have known some doctors and lawyers who can't pay their bills. What you must look for is the kind of work you can do best. In that you will be the hap piest and most successful. even though you never become wealthy J. F. Johnson, Dean of the New York School of Commerce.
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1916-01-05
No Fun for Him.

T never see that monkey skylark- ing" remarked man who understood monkey language. "I never see him swinging by the tail or having fun of any sort" 'Oh, that monk has ac- cumulated 3,ooo,0oo cocoanuts," ex- plained an old chimpanzee. "He has to spend all his time watching 'em. He can't have any fun"
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1916-01-05
 Real Meaning of Phrase.

The expression in the prayer book, "kindly fruits of the earth" has for most persons no definite meaning be- cause of the difference in significance now attached to the word kindly from that used when the expression was first written. The word kindly in that connection means as nearly as possible "of it's kind," and the expression kindly fruits of the earth meant the fruits of the earth each after it's kind.''
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1916-01-05
USE OF PARDONlNG POWER
 DENOUNCED.

scathing denunciRtion of the ! Of the pardoning b9wer by the rncr was that deliv red by Cir |JudEe George B. IIay4 Ne, in open- eourt Fl Prescott Aoa Bay, Judge
 neif l6sied no names, but the ssalS aoning of desperate cri-
 ,So ' { II3ppen to have influence E'severely condemned.
 < want s to say that, as see it, \ {. M otie serious obstruction to } Eey an1 effectiye enforcement of < cI,Ii slaws in our state and ss & i c6nceive to be an arbi 1,lS i Discriminate exercise oi {, ra power" said Judge ia 1eems to me that the 1 hs1t c1Jl1p when all officers ot law. sss Well as every citizen in tate. rho feel an interest in up nr ths aAa36sty of the law anu he preesrvxtion of peace an
 aS,one our people should CT, froI ffS 4ousetops against suci pr, IF m nnwarranted ex of the pardoning power. It hal a tos sthe 4oiilt where the convic M Sfini & In Arkansas in
 r1af M instances practical sounts & pothing. In othel
 ths v m cf the juries an'
 nxncss n the courts in a grea ent of tlKt cases are absoiutel. ked. ibroSated and set at naugh
 s e eea TIT department of tn TX TT Y sef merit or demeri
 m for pardons cut er ms 0 way or the other 5 llF ' SezIlIe upon the personns @ {; ft n 5t 1fties presenting th {: i 5pal who Is not for
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1916-01-05
sensIble View.

Practical Old Father-"Why don't you get out and hustle for clients?" Lawyer Son-'But the dignity of my profession, sir?" F. o. F-"Shucks! You ain't goin' to look very dignihed dlodgin' creditors. are you?"-Boston Evening Transcript.
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h tho R,ohs Place.

The pastor announced at the close of the sermon that meeting of the board would follow. All the audience, except the board and one stranger. passed out. The pastor hemIned and said: Brother, guess you misun- derstood. This is meeting of the board" "Yes," the stranger said. go right ahead. was never so bored in all my life."
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1916-01-05
TO REMOVE DANDRUFF

Get 25-cent bottle of Danderine a. any drug store, pour little into your hand and rub well into the scalp with the singer tips. By morning most, if not all, of this awful scurf will have disappeared. Two Or three applications will destroy every bit of dandruff; stop scalp itching and fall ing hair. ;,
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1916-01-05
Sound Advice.

"What are you doing, Thomas?" asked the father of the young man who sat dreamjiy gazing into space. Building air castles, father" an- swered the visionary youth. "Quit it, my boy, quit it," said the old man. "You can't mortgage structures of that kind for cent"
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1916-01-05
ro Clean ce,lina.

When the ceiling above the gas Jet has become darkened from heat or smoke, apply a layer of starch and wa ter with a piece of flannel. Let 1t dry and then brush off lightly with bruah. No mark will remain.
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1916-01-05

Life in every town on the map is Ejast what one makes 1t. There ars millions of lonely folk in the bis cities. but mighty few ones in tn. small ones.
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1916-01-05

AFarmers Own Much Standing Timber.
 The quantity of standang> timber now owned. by the farmers of the United
 States reaches huge total. It is es. timated to e1ceed 250 billion feet of saw timber and one and third billion cords of cordwood.
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1916-01-05
JANUARY's @sL0WING UP..

Winter indoor life, heavy food and irregular exercise cause a dull, tired feeling. Foley Cathartic Tablets tone ID the stomach and bowels, liven up ,ie liver, cleanse the system and g.ve the light, free feeling of proper digestion and good health. No not grtpe or nauseate. Mann Pharmacy.
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Excitina Moments.

Uncle, have you had many exciting adventures in your life?" "Oh, yes; my boy. Several times l have been caught in motor cars driven by fool friends who wanted to show me that their cars could make sixty miles an hour. ."-Detroit Free Press.
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Too Much to Aak,

] A woman in Los Angeles succeeded in getting divorce because her hus. band would never provide anything for the table but soup, and wanted about i've kinds of soup 8 week. It seems that love cannot subsist upon liquid diet.
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Mere rrine.

Now. children. want you to be perfectly quiet when the bishop is hero, and not say anything that will mortify me-" But, mamma, can't we just ask him if he will baptize tho new kittens?"-Life.
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CUR uTNEY OFFER-This and 5

CUR HTNEY OFFER-This and 5c.
 DON'T MISS THIS. Cut out this slip, enclose with five cents to Foley (. Co.,, Chicago, Ill.,, writing your name and address clearly. You will receive in return trial package con- taining Foley's Honey and Tar. Com-- pound, for coughs, colds and croup, Foley Kidney Pills, and Foley Cathar. tic Tablets. Mann Pharmacy.
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1916-01-05
Proflt by others, Wiadol1,.

He who calls in the aid of an equal understanding, doubles his own; and he who profits by a superior under standing, raises his powers to level with the height of the superior under. standing he unites with.
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1916-01-05

You don't have to go to Europe to get in a battle. The battle against the grip, pneumonia and influenza is xlways with us, and you'll have to join whether ycu want to or not.
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.$28e,g9l DERIVED BY n
 STATE FROM NEW TAXES
Franchise Tax Yields $s10,425 During / 1915, While State Collects
 $79,566 on Inheritance,

Little Rock, Jan. 4.-During the year 1915 the office of the attorney general collected a total of $79,566.77 inheritance tax, and s210,425.37 fran chise tax. Both of these items show a very considerable gain over the preceding year.
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Daily Thought.

God intends no man to live in this world without working; but he intends every man to be happy in his york;. Ruskin.
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conscience. Not coneeuuenee,

When you are in doubt as to the course to take, consult your con- science. not consequences. Do right. and never mind how things are going to turn out. Ono who steers his course SO as to avoid everything un- pleasant. makes zigzag course, and may miss the harbor at last. Follow ccnscience. and leave consequences to God. .
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Confident Assertion.

Confident Assertion.
 Do you actually expect to stay at home and read all those books you are buying?" Certainly. Till get through paying for those books I won't have money enough to go down. town"
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UnsatIsfactory explanatlon,

Heiny- wonder why they call 1t 2 football game ?'' < Omar" -"why. I suppose it'ss Because they kick the ball" HeiAy But there is just as much kicking dons in . baseball game"
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1916-01-05

E The fellow who thinks his town the Best in the world usually is good
 c:tissn.
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ANNOUNCEMENTS.
COMMISSIONER

5 0rdphic is authorized to an- pe MT. M. ,P. Muse of Union
 zor railroad commissioner for
 lthsrA district. Subject. to- the Sof the Democratic primary in ItfE xR4QsA sd,ss s.fs z, srs
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75 fEII .. Kx1SECuIING ATTORNEY.

IHr4phic :s :tn- lar'zed to an-
 II M Shaw as --afr& &ndida:c 6seeufEfg Attbrney from the E1ndIcial circuit. subject to ahs IT tho Democratic primary.
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Optimistic Thought.

Those persons who grumble most are generally those who should be grumbled at.
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1916-01-05

Some men are so busy trying to set free advertising that they haven't Eme tos pay for it.
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1916-01-05

F Y Graphic is authorized to an-
 ce Mr. Fl. II. Hays of Arkansas as . candidats for prosecuting
 ney from the 11th jud!eill cir s,3bfect to tho action of the bcratic primary. March 29, 1915.
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1916-01-05

Y Graphic is authpriAed to an {ce Hon. T G. Parham of Pine
 \. ! candidate for prosecuting |aays from the 11th judicial cir subject to the action of the pcratic primary, March 29. 1916.
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lannuaae

Language is the vehicle of thought. but too many times it's an empty taxi. Puck.