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Crittenden record-press., 1916-10-19
Too Popular.

The Full" signs which are to b,
put on the Baltimore street cars re
call the story told some years ago by
a man Of that city who visited Paris
but who was acquainted with nc
tongue but his own. He related 10 q
friend how he made point OF going
TO all the points around the city, but
one he never succeeded In getting TO-
He was the more determined 10 go
because II was evidently n very
popular place as every car going
there was loaded TO Its capacity. But
none would stop for him In spite OF
continued waiting and signaling. "And
so," he concluded, Il never got there"
What was the placer asked the
friend.
THE sign on the cars was Com.
plet,'" replied the disappointed one,
but I've never seen Complet yet"
And he understood why when his
friend explained, after n somewhat
explosive smile, that Compiler signl.
fed only that the car was full. and
was not allowed to take on more pas
sengers.
Crittenden record-press., 1916-10-19
GOT IN WRONG EITHER WAY
Mr.. Homebody "called Down" Whom
He Took Notice, and Roasted"
When He Didn't.

"Why are you looking at me like
thatT Mrs. Homebody inquired of her
husband, according to the Brooklyn
Times.
"WhLt have you been doing to your
hair? 1t looks different" said Mr..
Homebody, who had just come In.
His wife put down the book she had
been reading, and released a sigh.
Goodness gracious! !" she ex-
claimed, cant body do a little thing
like fixing hair without being stared
out of countenance and put through
the third degree? haven't been do
ing thing TO my hair. l was simply
in hurry this afternoon and piled a
little more or less on the sides; that's
all. i didn't suppose 1t was conspicu-
Gus. Gracious I'm all out Of breath
explaining. You notice every little
thing"
Mr.. Homebody eItricated himself by
saying it "looked nice" and lei II go
at that.
A week later Mrs. Homebody went
TO the hairdressers. and when that
deft person had finished with her she
regarded herself In the mirror with
justifable satisfaction. That evening
at dinner, although the soft glow OF
the shaded light pleasantly enhanced
the hairdressers art, friend husband
sitting opposite, said never a word.
Mrs. Homebody stood II as long as
she could.
"Of what use is IT," she said finally,
ito try 10 look ones best in this
house? Ever since you sat down I've
been waiting for you to say something,
but suppose might wait till dooms.
day. Don't you notice my hairl Doesn't
II look differentI"
Mr.. Homebody stopped eating and
looked. but, manllke, he oyerdid II.
Have you got TO gaze at me as long
as that 10 make sureT asked Mrs
Homebody; why, | should think you
could have told In half second.
really believe | could come TO dinner
in a powdered wig and you'd look
squarely at me all through the meal
and say nothing to show that you saw
You never notice a thing"
I'm sorry, dear" said Mr.. Home.
body; II did notice that your hair
looked different, but"
But, II | hadn't spoken, you'd have
kept It TO yourself" was the way his
wife finished the sentence. Good gra.
cious, don't you know that a woman
likes a man to be observant and tc
tell her when he takes noticef"
Crittenden record-press., 1916-10-19
FOR LAST DAYS OF SUMNER
Popular Costumes Before the Fall A..
tire Has Been Decided On and
Definitely Donned.

Most popular among the young girls
for the summers ending. are either
skirts Of white, pale blue or pale pink
and mauye flannel. both with and with.
out round. white pearl buttons aud
patch pockets made very shor, length
showing stockings to match. with
these are worn finely frllled hlouscs Of
matching color felt hats. also the same
color, and worn or carried With these
costumes are closely knitted silk scarfs
In purple and white. gray or black.
The slImncss ~ most of the Young.
or set allows them to wear aud set IN
to advantage sllp.on sweaters Of loose.
ly knitted wool, In colors of gray. old
rose aud lavender, white. blue and
pink. Some N these are sleeveless
ana many are held ia at the wnis,llnc
10y a single piece ~ wool tied IN bow
In the center front; this must be- re-.
neWed each time the sweater is worn.
Many short red flannel Jackets ARE
being worn with white cotton skirt,
ana black sailor hats.
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is ALWAYS USEFUL
PERPETUAL CALENDAR MAKES a
DAINTY PRESENT.
serviceable and Decorative Little Ar
tiele May Easily Be Made In Odd
Moments-compiete Directions
for Its Construction.

A perpetual calendar always forms
a useful possession. We give u sketch
OF dainty and decorative little article
Of this description that can ne easily
made IN odd moments. A circular piece
OF stifr card FIVE inches In diameter is
cut out and IN the upper part n cir
cular hole Is cut away and IN the lower
part long slit. This Is shown In
diagram A on the right of the Illus
iratlon. The card II covered In front
with pale pink and at the back with
linen. II Is edged with silk cord and
the floral design which appears upon
the silk consists OF three white bios
SONS ana leaves worked In various
shades Of green.
For suspendlng the calendar from q
nail In the wall loop OF ribbon with
a rosette bow ut the top ~ attached Il
the upper part, and at the points where
the ends OF the ribbon are sewn OF
there are two more rosettes,
Diagram u shows the way the bach
Of the calendar Is arranged. Behlnt
each opening a pocket ls sewn on. anC
into these pockets cards can be- sllppeC
bearing numbers and the names of th,
Crittenden record-press., 1916-10-19
Stock OF Goods For Sale.

Ny stock of general merchan-
disc and fixtures located at Levias
6 miles from Marion. Prosper.
GUS community in mining district.
Have other interests needing
my attention is my reason for
selling, stock about $4,000 90
bought before the advance and
is well selected.for the place il
is located as know the needs
Of the people.
i have staple and Fancy Dry
Goods, dress goods, notions,
shoes, hats, caps, hardware,
queensware, glassware, tinware,
grociers and in fact every thing
usually kept in a first class store
come and look it over.
Chas. LaRue,
r. F. D. No. 3. Marion, Ky
Crittenden record-press., 1916-10-19
Only A Few Days Left.

To take advantage of The
Evansville Courier's Oct. bar
gain offer. This month only
our readers have the opportunity
to get the favorite daily a whole
year by nail for only $500.
Think of it don't let he oppor-
tunity 60 by. All sub chi gtions
must be in by October 81. This
will be a year of wonderful news
which will reach US first through
The Courier.
Crittenden record-press., 1916-10-19
olared Kid.

woman would wear anything In the
way Of footwear that would make b.r
foot, lns,ep and ankle look as allurlns
as the glazed Md boot, with its high.
buttoned or laced top, lis dashins lines
ana Its graceful Louis heel. These
oooS come In various shades N tan.
fnwn' gray, gunmetal. dull blue green
and coffee brown. Other shades NAV
be ordered to match special costumes
Sometimes two shades are combined
ana many charming boots have ynmps
% dark'colored glazed kid with top,
Of washable white hid.
Crittenden record-press., 1916-10-19
Psquln Wrap Of Rose rss.,,

a Paquln wrap Is Of the "Thann.
,eu tahe'a, a new shade OF rose. The
brown velvet collar Is like those
brought out by Premet during the lns,
season trimmed with embroidery in
front and bnck, The wrap is shocked
IN the back directly below tho collar
and has a rcticella and fringe q,
heads at the sides. The hem is q,
small gold beads '"
Crittenden record-press., 1916-10-19
RELIEVE HEADACHES
WITHOUT DOSING
By Applying Sloan's Liniment 10
Forehead You Can Stop The
Severe Pains.

Many headaches are Of neuragie
origin. The symptoms Of such head.
aches are intense and lingering pains
in the brow, temples or back OF the
head.
There is one certain relief that has
been known and recommended for years
back, Sloan's Liniment One spplica.
ton and the dull pain is praeticaay
gone. 1t is easily applied without
rubbing. Rubbing il unnecessary. a.
Sloan's Liniment quickly penetrates to
the seat Of trouble
Aching muscles. rheumatism, bfuis-
ss, lumbsgo, chilblains spralns and
stiff neck can also be most effectively
treated with Sloan's Liniment. clean
er than mus,y plasters or ointments
it does not stain the skin or clog the
pores.
A. all drug stores. 25e, Soc, si.cc.
Crittenden record-press., 1916-10-19
Allied Transport Sunk
700 Troops Are Missing

Paris, Oct. 1.-THE steamship
Gallia, an auxiliary cruiser,
carrying 1000 Serbian and
French soldiers, was torpedoed
and sunk on October A by a SUBJ
marine. Thirteen hundred men,
picked up by a French cruiser
and landed in boats on the south.
ern coast of Sardinia, have been
accounted for.
The Gallia was a l5, 100 ton
steamship, 574 feet long and Ga
feet of beam. She was built in
the Seine in 1913 and owned by
the Compagnie de Navigation
sud Atlantique, Of Bordeaux.
She was one of the largest ves-
sells sunk by submarines during
Crittenden record-press., 1916-10-19

the war, having been only 700
tons smaller than the White Star
liner Arabic.
The Gallia's recent movements
have not been disclosed, as she
was in Government service.
Early this year Serbian troops
were taken to Bizerta. Tunis,
which is south of Sardinia. The
Gallia may have been on her way
from Tunis with troops for the
Macedonian front.
Crittenden record-press., 1916-10-19
Opening for a Typesetter.

II will surprise some. hut not those
who know the craft, TO be Informed
that among all the vast company that
lnhabit Sing Sing prison, one Of New
Works big pcnitentiaries, there is not
a single Mergenthaler operator. or
hnotyper Of any other sort. This is
more than could be said OF a good
many other trades-of even profes.
sions' for that matter-for Sing Sing
Is noted for It's democratic atmos.
phere, and 1t forblds no one entrance
within its walls because Of the nature
OF his previous employment Port
land oreronIan.
Crittenden record-press., 1916-10-19
cltron a Modlsh sh,d.

Cltron Is the shade OF shades ,0
iaris Just now. 1t is a graylsh.green
TAN with which certain plnklsh.yel.
low harmoni1es smartly and one sees
much of this salmon pink also ON
young wonen-to the mlddlc.aged II ls
sadly trying. Citron topcoats Of rnb,r.
dlne are accompanied by little hnts az
salmon pink silk. and black straw sall.
ors are banded with citron creme I,
uny salmon piAk flower resting agalns,
the brlm In front
Crittenden record-press., 1916-10-19
Your Optical Work.

Gold mountings in frames or
rimless spectacles S4.0O. Eye
glasses in frames or mountings
$500. Other kind in proportion.
Office lower floor jenkins Bldg.
Saturdays and Mondays only.
Geo W. Stone, Optometrist.
Crittenden record-press., 1916-10-19
Fascination OF Scarcity

u have no doubt that IN n shor,
time this country will have plenty OF
dyestuffs.'
u hope So" replied Mr.. Growcher
when the women find that dyestufrs
pr" abundant, no doubt theyrl discard
MS riot OF colors and wear plain
black and white"
Crittenden record-press., 1916-10-19
FOR SALE.

A farm two miles from Ma
rion, contains about As acres,
well improved, house Of four
rooms and porch, two barns nice
growing orchard and we'll fenced.
Will sell at a bargain.
JOHN ARFLACK,
Fords Ferry star route,
921 Imp, Marion, Ky.
Crittenden record-press., 1916-10-19
Special good beef roast at
IL l-2 to Is. Steak IS to ID.
Babb Bros.

Those who pay up all arrears
for subscription and renew in
1916 for the Crittenden Record
Press, will get it as long as paid
for at Sl.00 per year.
Fresh oysters at Babbs today.
Money to loan on farms at 7
per cent. Geo. NJ. Crider.
Crittenden record-press., 1916-10-19
For Sale.

FOR SALE-My farm 1-2 mile
East of Nation, 80 acres, 35 in
grass, Z acres in timber, good
house 3 rooms. stock barn.
fine water, good orchard, cel-
lar, phone and Rural rou te.
B. F. Burton,
Repton, KY. Route /.
Crittenden record-press., 1916-10-19
5TliE
Council Proceedings.
Marion Ky. Get 10. 1916.

Inc Nllg NuulCll VI MdflOU
Ky, met in regular session in the
Council chamber Monday nigt
Oct 9Th. 1916. with the follow.
ing Councilmen present T. Al
Rankin, J n Boston W o Tuck
er, j, II, Nimno Geo Yates. DR..
j. r Perry being absent.
| Mayor Geo. ". Stone present
and presiding
The minutes Of the last meet.
ing were read and on motion ap.
proved.
On motion and seconded the
following claims were allowed
and ordered paid:
Chas Dilla gs
l5cts per hr, labor on Str s2lk
jim Brice, 2l0 hours,
l2'cts per hour 2bgs
Jno. Byford. 1912 hrs, 33l
Martin Ford, III hours
with team, 3Octs per hour 35. TO
Tom Conyer, hauling Z
loads for city, ljcts per
load los
A. J. Byford, haulin box
for city Is
Flanary & Diughtery.
hardware for city $50
Total SlO5.lO
On motion by Tucker. second.
ed 10y NlmmO, that sidewalks be
built on the west side Of the old
Princeton road abut,ing She
property Of the Marion PNy
Ground Association, Levi Vpe2
and the Old Cemetery. and also
on the property of Mrs,
Lola Davidson, on the south side
OF Salem street, said walk TO be
made Of cinders, gravel or brick.
same TO be comileted within 80
days.
Permission was given ]. @.
Lawson to build a gravel and
concrete walk abutting his prop.
erty on the south side of Cherry
- -. . - - &M.. 49, -
On motion by Boston, sccor ded
by Yates, it was ordered by the
Council, that a sidewalk be built
on the south side of Cherry St,
abuttlng the property Of Ben
said walk to be made of
brick or concrete. the sam y be
within 80 dsysk n
On motion by Tucker. sSsS'
ed by Nimmo, it was orde
The Council. that the foil
people be required to repai
walks; j. F. Price and
Haynes on west side Of
street and George Gray, o
north side of East Depot st
SAID walks to be repaired by
ng IN with cinders or g,-vel. T.
On motion by Bo,.c ,ond.\
I'd by Yates, it was ord, IT,.
j. D. Clark be permitted
! frame addition to his re
n the city of Marion, Ky.
south :, side of West Depot
mere appearing no furth,
ness !, to come before the
NJ on motion same adjourn
GEO. W. STONE, n
&. L. HARPENDlNt
Crittenden record-press., 1916-10-19

Several thousand subscribers
are in arrears, no papers will be
mailed if not p i'd for after this
date. We are working on the
list as fast as We can.
Crittenden record-press., 1916-10-19
Fifty Years Of Barbarous Banking

The old system was a rank
panic breeder. When the pros
pect was brightest and the
hum of industry would literally
heard throughout the land. two
links in the chain would sudden.
ly snap, tearing to shreds the
whole business fabric and carry.
ing dismay to every community
on the continent.
The first notable financial
achievement Of the Wilson ad-
ministration was to revolutionize
this wreched currency system.
the unhappy victims of which
are without number and the los
ses beyond human approxima.
ton. They affected not alone
the financial institutions imme.
diately involved, but the mer.
chants whose credits were sus.
pended; the industries whose
shops were closed; the railroads
whose cars were made idle the
farmers whose crops rotted in
the fields; the laborer who was
deprived of his wage. No bu.i.
ness enterprise, ifany individual,
ever entirely escaped.
Carter Glass.
Crittenden record-press., 1916-10-19
Remedy for Feet Burnln,

Buy FIVE cents worth OF ,snn,r =,
'he drug store, put II into an emnty
powder box. Shake a little into your
stocking every few days and Won VIII
soon soon forget you were ever troubled
with burning feet.
Crittenden record-press., 1916-10-19
TH IL and See.

A fine question has been raised by
lawyers in New Orleans as to whether
a swapping turtle can snap. They
could soon find out by getting within
reaching distance OF one.
Crittenden record-press., 1916-10-19
Only DlspelIer.

When az cid bachelor begins to
think that wife is essential 10 his
happiness, marriage ia the only thing
that will dispel the deluslon
Crittenden record-press., 1916-10-19
Why.

why.
why is II We don't hear any more
complaints about defective life pre-,
servers on ships7" Nobody has time
TO put them on."-Judge.
Crittenden record-press., 1916-10-19
wbenever You Need a General Ton,>
Take Groves

The Old Standard Groves Tasteless
chill Tonic is equally valuable as Q
Geneil Tonic because II contains the
well known tonic properties of QUININE
and IRON. 1t acts on the Liver, Drive.
out Malaria, Enriches the Blood anc
Builds rp the Whole System. 50 cep'
Crittenden record-press., 1916-10-19

months. Both sides u the cards eau
be used and II is an easy matter "a
turn round the calendar and alter tn
date each day.
Crittenden record-press., 1916-10-19
IL Stirred III, nlie. 1hnunh-

W otITrcu f1Is bTt' IhouSh.
I've just left Walker. He's laid up
in bed" Bilious attack" "Automo.
bilious. He was knocked down and
very badly bruised
Crittenden record-press., 1916-10-19

Which seems fairest? To stop
the paper not paid for or to ad-
vance the price to $3.50 to those
who do pay for it? We decided
to hold the price down to S1.sO
for a year during 1916, and stop
those not paid for.
FOR SALE:-A good lot, and
house of four rooms, ten foot
hall, front and back porches.
good cistern and well, stable
OF -four stalls, two sheds and
other outbuildings. a bargain,
JOHN H. TRAVIS.
The Natchitoches enterprise., 1916-03-30

The pretty and comfortable
modern cottage being erected by
MIR. A. E. Ewing on the the
north side of his lot on Norma
Avenue, on the, site of the beauti
full residence destroyed by fire a
few months ago, is rapidly near
ing completion and will be taken
possession of at once by a family
of pew corners.
Later, Mr.. Ewing expects to
build another house on the south
side Of the same property in which
his family will probably reside.
Nineteen members enjoyed a
splendid meeting of Lesch e, Mon
day night when the subject for
next years study was discussed
and q committee of three appoint
ed to submit an outline of thos e
that appealed most to the majority
so that the final decision could be
made and the program committee
begin work.
The President reported that the
first quarters papers that had to
be sent in to the State Committee
who had charge of the silver low
ing cup contest had been filled and
sent in and it was a most credit
able one indeed, along the lines of
regular work done by the different
chapters, that were acting all the
year around. The last work of
the Forestry Committee was done
with the cooperation of the Boy
Scouts who planted 30 trees
furnished by Lesche, along Third
Street and who will continue this
tree planting throughout t b e
town; the oiline: of all the pools
and breeding places of mosquitoes
and flies, the oil being furnished
by the City through request of
Lesche.
Notice was given that only two
weeks more remained before the
Short Story contest ende d and all
the members were urged to parti.
cipate.
The Musical Chapter an bounced
that it would entertain W ith the
Committee that had charge of the
Story Contest program and it
would be announced later whether
it would be strictly a club affair
or not.
The program conducted b y
Miss Newell assisted by Mines.
Hyams, Chaplin and Miss Weeks
was very interesting and was;
The Local Colorists, Tabulating
Local Color, Biographies a n d
Selections from Thomas Nelson
Page, Joel Chandler Harris and
Margeret Deland.
The Natchitoches enterprise., 1916-03-30
Ben Greet Woodland Players.

The Ben Greet Woodland Play
ers, whose charming open air
plays have become so popular
throughout the country, will be
seen again in Much Ado About
Nothing on April 29th.
Perhaps no entertainment offer
ed to the public these days, afford
such genuine pleasure as Ben
Greet's outdoor presentations.
They seem to possess a quality of
freshness and spontaneity quite
unequalIed bv any form of dra-
matte production. 1t has been
said that many people attended
these performances who rarely, if
ever, go to a regular theatre.
1t may be that this band of
Players have acquired, through
many years of experience IN this
work, something more of the
buoyancy, Git may be said without
extravagance) inspiration of the
master poet, than comes to the
player under ordinary clrcum-
stances. At any rate there is a
notable absence of artificiality and
staginess in the plays given
Under the Greenwood Tree"
The characters appear as Shakes
peare drew them, and they come
and go through the pastoral scenes
as naturally as life itself This
circumstance lends the element of
absolute reality to Shakespeare;
the lack of which is unquestion-
ably the commonest fault i n
theatre presentations.
The play will be given this year
on the Normal Campus, April
10Th, at 8 o'clock.
The Natchitoches enterprise., 1916-03-30
Death Of MIR. George POLICEMAN.

With deep sorrow we record
the passing away of George Pole
man. a man we'll known and
highly esteemed in the community,
whose walk in lite was in the path
of duty and rrctitude. Mr.. Pole
man was a good, strong citizen,
standing tor the right always in
every issue before the people. A
quiet unassuming man, he found
the highest JOY in the social life of
the family; and in the inner shrine
of home. his hearts deepest affec-
lions were conferred. Mr.. POLICEMAN
was a member of the Episcopal
church and found comfort in its
services.
AS a useful, capable citizen, de-
voted in all the relations of life,
he VIII DE missed.
He is deeply mourned by his
devoted wife and two little chill
dren too young to realize their
loss, and his son, Mr.. Soady Pole
man, his devoted mother, his
sisters, Mrs. J. W. Soady, Miss
Lenore POLICEMAN, Mrs. Num- of
Sherman, Texas, and Mrs. Her
man POLICEMAN, and by his brothers
Messrs. Otto POLICEMAN of New
York, Ned POLICEMAN of Natchito-
ches and Walter POLICEMAN of St.
Louis.-Caucasian.
The Natchitoches enterprise., 1916-03-30

An oil painting was recently
hung upon the walls of the
Capitol in South Carolina. of Ann
Pamela Cunningham, the woman
W no though an invalid, spent
twenty years in fighting against
apparently insurmountable OBJ
stacles to save Mount Vernon as a
national memorial to Washington.
The Natchitoches enterprise., 1916-03-30
Notice.

Relative to the PRONUNCIATION OF
election in Road District No. IL,
which was to be done on April
3rd. 1916, and the Police Jury
having postponed its meeting for
April 10th. 1916, notice is hereby
given that said election returns
will be promulgated on April 10th
1915 instead of April 3rd, 1915.
ADDIE TAUZIN,
Secretary Police Jury.
The Natchitoches enterprise., 1916-03-30

The Natchitoches music lovers
will be interested in learning that
they will be given the opportunity
tomorrow night of enjoying a
recital given by Mr.. A. Fredericks
the Great Dane of international
reknown, his pupil Mr.. Will
Phillips, for whom is predicted
such brilliant future and Miss
Bell, whose artistic accompani-
ments add so much to the music
of these two gifted violinlsts. The
public is invited to attend as the
guests of these musicians and en-
jov the program which will be
given in the Auditorium at the
Normal on tomorrow, Friday,
March 31st at 1880 p. m.
The Alr-dome is being improv-
ed quite bit in anticipation of its
opening with the warm weather.
1t has been considerably enlarged,
the screen readjusted and placed
further back, new flooring that
completely covers the ground and
new benches built at more
comfortable angle than the old
ones were. And when the warm
weather settles in earnest, the
Air-dome will be ready for the
photo play fans who come practi-
cally from every household in
Natchitoches.
Friday night just little after
twelve old Boreas crossed the
horizon where Jupiter was i'm
patiently awaiting his coming and
then for about three hours they
PLAYED battledore and shuttlecock
with all the elements putting their
greatest strength into the fight
and it was hard to determine who
PLAYED the greatest game as it was
tie at the end.
And while the wind roared and
ratified every easement, and light
ening flashed necessarily, rain and
hail fell in torrents, no serious
damage was done beyond the
breaking of a few doors and
windows and the great unpreced-
ented drought was broken and
the crops and gardens were
materially benefited, to say moth
ing of the replenishing of many
cisterns in the surrounding cOun-
try, where the scanty water supply
was beginning to be noted.