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The Washington herald., 1916-04-30

GOOD MONEY MADE At HOME KNITTING
hosiery. Machines furnished on time. We buy
or sell your goods. EaY and constant work
WHEELER CO.. unc.l. 557 Madison. Chicago.
sALEsMAN-MAsON OR ODD FELLOW; BIG
money for faithful work FRATERNITY PUB
LISHING co. Boston, Mas
/ MIL PAY ANY HONEST MAN UP 10 50
monthly for part Of spare time No cInvassinG
No capital Write today. VOORHEES,, Desk 2
Omaha, Nebc
f1HSr-CLASS FOREMAN WANTED At ONCE
10 take full charge in bakery in one Of the near
by Virginia towns Aiust be first class sober and
have good references Box u. Herald Office.
The Washington herald., 1916-04-30
FOR SALE OR RENT.

FOR SALE OR RENT-TEN ACRES, NEAR
Springfield. Va. Sx-ruom house cement cellar.
cutbuildinss fruit, wood. water; fenced. Exceed
ingl healthy. Sale price, 81 COO Rent Ier month.
Immediate possession. OWNER, N Thirteenth
81. ne.
The Washington herald., 1916-04-30
ROOMS AND BOARD.

HOME LIKE, GOOD COOKING, PLENTY To
eati absolutely clean, comfortable beds. 1910 You
At. NV.
Los < 81. Nw.-sINGLE ROOM SECOND
floor fra; porch. bath, hos wstsr; select sur
roundings; euisine the best
Ias 81. NW.-LARGE, CLEAN ROOM. SUIT:
able for two; porch. bath, hot water; s4ls<s So
rsundinu; cuisine the best
The Washington herald., 1916-04-30
SPECIAL NOTICE.

OFFICE OF THE LANSTON MONO
type Machine Company. PhiladeI-
phis, April 10th, 1915. The annual
meeting OF the stockholders Of the
LANSTON MONOTYPE MACHINE COM
PANY will be held at the Elks Homo
corner Prince ana Royal streets, Alex
andria- Va. at II o'clock noon, on
Thursday, the 4th day of May. 1916, for
the purpose Of electing board Of d.
rectors to serve for the ensuing year
and transacting such other business as
may properly come before IT,
Transfer books will be closed on
April cath at o'clock D. m ana will
be reopened on May sth at 10 o'clock
8. m. BY order OF the Board Of Di-
rectors, w. ARTHUR SELL.MAN, Sec
NO. lOs2-TREAsURY DEPARTMrST-oFFTcT
Of the CenptfolleT q the CurenGg. WSShinEtOu,
D G. FtbClaiy 10. islG whersas BY satistGgtorJ
evidence presented TO The un6erstgned, 4 has hern
Of WsshinEton, in the city q Washington District
q columbs his compiled with all the Tro1isonS
Of the Statutes Of the United States required 10 be
compied with before an association shall Be author
tzed to commsnee the business Of Banking; now
therefore ]. Thomas P, Kane, Acting Comptroller q
the CurrtpeJ, DO hereby cSrtify that The Dupont
Natiopal Bank q wsshingtop, in tie eig q
commence the business Of Banking ss provided .
Section Flftg-one hundred Gpd dtty !nlnt q the
Revised Statutes of the United States in testiniay
vherSo witness my hard and sal Of otice this
tsnth DAY Of Feoruarr, lN6 7. 2, KANE, Acting
CompuoneE Of The CurrencJ.
The Washington herald., 1916-04-30
AUTOMOBILE REPAIRING.

CENTRAL CARRIAGE. WAGON AND AUTO
WORKS.
b NJ. LLOYD Manager.
Truck ard Automobile Bodies to Order. Rsar OF
As to 81 Eye 81. nv. Main S5. Painting and Let
terfnz q Specially. All Work Gusrnteed.
The Washington herald., 1916-04-30
MONEY TO LOAN.

MONEY 70 LOAN ON APPRovxD CIT REAL
estate at lowest current rates; yecial pr1rfleSss
With respect to prior payments T1tER RUTB.
ERFoRD Inc, sH 18th 81
MONEY 70 LOAN-s2o 70 $50, 90 ON D. q
real estate Several trust funds. ~ TO 6 per cent
An transactions conducted with economical consid.
Grafton for borrowers. wM. II. SAUNDERS 3
CO., Southern Building S7 18th st. nv.
The Washington herald., 1916-04-30

HELP WANTED-MALE & FEMALE
REPRESENTATIVES, To COLLECT NAMES
and data No canvaslng. Good pay Men
women. CLIFTON BYRD, First National Build
ing Durham y. c.
The Washington herald., 1916-04-30
SITUATION WANTED-MALE.

STEWARD - UNDERSTANDS
business thoroughly, economi-
cal, good manager. practical ex-
perience. sober, reliable. highest
references; hotels, clubs. institu-
tions. restaurants. C STRYKER,
230 West 10th, New York.
The Washington herald., 1916-04-30
FOR LEASE.

FOR LEAsB-BUsTNESS CORNER. ii0i ST.
NV. Five Years. $40 month.
The Washington herald., 1916-04-30
FOR RENT-ROOMS.

EVh hLN NI-hUUMS,
Infurntshed.
1910 ST. NV. SUMNER RATES; THREE COM
Portable. housekeeping: running water: gas
range; screens etc. Excellent ciose-in ncighbor-
hood Cltan. quiet house
The Washington herald., 1916-04-30

BROKEN CAST IRON AND OTHER METALS
welded b. sutnscnox procest STEAM AUTO
eHof. So n. J. ss& nx LxnoDsz n
The Washington herald., 1916-04-30
EDUCATIONAL

shorthauo. $50 mouth
Drafting. 500 month
Acouusncy, Contract
PrepsrstoG. S.s5 month
sinfls Courses. N.a up
The Coconino sun., 1916-04-14

Dr Percival Lowell, who has a first hand knowledge of the workings of the labor system in Europe, is an ardent advocate of the restriction of foreign immigration. While Dr. Low ell has gained worldwide reputation for his astronomical work, he is a deep student of the things that com cern men most deeply. It may be possible that Dr. Lowell in his efforts to bring the question forcibly to the minds of the people, may seem to be an extremist to those who have not given the question consideration. It is one of the great questions of the hour that not only confronts the laboring man, but the whole people of the country as well. Local issues and local money may confuse the laboring man for the moment, but there is great wisdom in looking ahead. Sell ing ones birth-right for mess of pottage is not an empty phrase-it is the sober, thoughtful truth; too many are willing to barter, for temporary gain, the permanent improvement of their condition.
The Coconino sun., 1916-04-14
A REAL GOOD IDEA

Senator Kenyon of Iowa, received letter from constituent asking that all postoffices built by the government be built round like fort. Under pre- sent conditions at the local postoffice, it would be splendid idea. If lot could be secured where building of shiplap or some other cheap material that could be bent into circle with port holes cut at convenient intervals, so people could surround the place, much time would be saved. No busi- ness man on earth would try to get away with it. Talk about government ownership; what in the world would we do if all our public utilities were tied up in hard knot as they are at Flagstaff, merely because it takes the government five years to find out they are ten years behind in the mat ter of equipment. In this particular instance, it is no pork barrel scheme we are furnishing the pork and they are putting it in some other fel- lows barrel.
The Coconino sun., 1916-04-14
WHAT MAKES THEM SWEAT

"The thing that is going to keep us perspiring here in Washington, poli- tically as well as personally, this sum mer," said a prominent Democratic member of the House, "is, where are we to get the money to run the gov ernment. We can meet the other exi- gencies of the occasion without great anxiety or much trouble, but every Democrat who uses his thinking appa- ratus is doing some deep studying and his hair is turning gray trying to figure out how we are to make ends meet and at the same time go before the country and save our faces. That is what will keep Congress sweltering here in August, if anything does"
The Coconino sun., 1916-04-14

The Sun has sufficient information to stir up a community row week after week; help vent the spleen of this fellow or that; to get friends at log ger-heads and start something gene rally for the utter best use of the garbage can, but what is the use? We'd much rather try to help build a. town than to try to tear it down. Some few people have made money by be- ing consistent knockers, also gained some doubtful fame by the process.
The Coconino sun., 1916-04-14

We offer a prize of one years sub- scription for the first boy or girl, hired man, proprietor, individual or any other human being, so recognized by the courts, that will bring in one million dead flies. We have no desire to be technical, and will count all flies even if they happen to have one wing or a couple legs missing. This is a bona fide offer-count the flies yourself.
The Coconino sun., 1916-04-14

From some mysterious source arises the name of Major F. s. 1ngals, now of Yuma, as a prospective candidate for the nomination on the republican ticket for the office of governor. Major Ingals was surveyor general of Ari- zona for a long period of years and is one of the best liked men in the state. Whether or not our wireless is working properly, or whether he would accept, constitutes a new chap ter in the game.
The Coconino sun., 1916-04-14

Generals Funston and Pershing seem to be creating a heap more amusement for President Wilson than for a certain person named Villa. Pre- sident Wilson has recognized Caranza, whiskers and all. He started to send his visiting card to Villa by Pershing but seems to be wavering as to wheth- CT he wants it really presented or not. Recalling the troops from Mexico would please everybody except the people.
The Coconino sun., 1916-04-14

The James boys are not in it with the meat packers, claims w. H. Wal lace, Missouri judge, in commenting on the price-combind made by the big corporations. He further says that fines are mere joke to them and the only remedy is good, stiff jail sem tence. The stockmen in this section of the country who have felt their heavy hand for years, fully agree with the Missouri man. The big packers make the market price for livestock and then in turn make their own price for the meat sold.
The Coconino sun., 1916-04-14

If you do not happen to have time to work, just make s10,000 bet with yourself that you can walk around the world three times without getting dizzy. Then pick out section of the country; where walking is good and go to It with little book for the boobs sign up and sell them post cards or some needles or court plaster. The people will always stick for it. whathI hells the use of working just to proS Spce something when other suckers will do it for you?
The Coconino sun., 1916-04-14

The best argument against public improvements is that the men in office are not capable of handling it. While, of course, our political system and the people are the very best in the world, you see it would not do to let them go ahead under existing cir cumstances, as it were. Read this both ways from the center, it is only a true joke.
The Coconino sun., 1916-04-14
The ss1 OOO ,ooo order for beef stew

The $91 100000 order for beef stew placed in Canada. by Great Britain is to be apportioned among Canadian and American packers. This is 9 sample of Democratic prosperity, pity 'tis, 'tis stew. Incidentally, the filling of this order will require cans to the value of $5,OOO,OOO, the contract for which will be placed with the Ameri- can Can Company, there being no can making industry in the dominion large enough to undertake the contract. What Canada can't, we can.
The Coconino sun., 1916-04-14

"The break with German is near' is heard so repeatedly that one is placed in the position of the extremely nervous man in a rooming house, who heard the late conner drop one shoe on the floor and then waited and waited for the other one to hit the floor with a wallop, straining to the bursting point, he finally yelled: "Drop that other shoe, you blankety-blank fool"
The Coconino sun., 1916-04-14

Very General Gabriel Gaivra, of Caranza's manana government now casually informs this government that his government is fully able to take care of the Villa situation without any aid from the United States. This information will be of great value to the United States, and it should be sent to President Wilson immediate ly. Their army might be used to a. good advantage to fight the alfalfa weevil in Utah.
The Coconino sun., 1916-04-14
Advocates of preparedness are now

Advocates of preparedness are now pointing out several cases of punish ment in New Zealand for neglect of military duty under the Defense act of 1909. It isn't much of an argument that selects a few extraordinary case to prove a whole law wrong. If it did hold good, about all of our laws would be wiped off the statute books, and it wouldn't do much damage if at least half of them were.
The Coconino sun., 1916-04-14

An investigation has been started in Congress to ascertain the cause of the continual raise in the cost of print paper. We feel confident that if the matter is gone into thoroughly it will be discovered that the price charged has a good deal to do with it and we hope the investigation com mittee will file their report accord ingly.
The Coconino sun., 1916-04-14

Vaudeville performers in country pulpit who endeavor to ape Billy Sun days low brow stuff, may think they are making noise like steam riv- eter, but in reality they make just about as much noise as woodpecker with a sore bill pecking at rotten pumpkin.
The Coconino sun., 1916-04-14

The Sun has made remarkable good growth in circulation during the past few months and we appreciate the compliment from the people and hope that we can add couple more hundred to our list before spring wanes.
The Coconino sun., 1916-04-14

A COW ate $500 in bills, the savings of North Carolina farmer, which he had hidden in his barn. Well, if the cow hadn't got it, the Democratic tax collectors would have frisked the far mer for it. He ought to thank the notu
The Coconino sun., 1916-04-14

Writing to Mir. Pou, the President demanded full and free discussion of the submarine question in Congress. Arising in Congress to express the Presidents wishes, Mir. Pou asked to have the McLemore resolution laid on the table. r
The Coconino sun., 1916-04-14
For City Marshal

hereby announce my as a candidate for the once Of City Marshal of the Town of Flagstan and would respectfully ask the support of my friends as an Independent candidate for that place. promise an exact enforcement of the ordinances Of the city if elected.
 DAVID LOWELL
The Coconino sun., 1916-04-14
For City Marshal

hereby announce my candidacy for the office of City Marshal for Flagstan and would very much appreciate the support of my friends for that office I will endeayor to serve the people to the best of my ability.
 CHARLES MURRAY
The Coconino sun., 1916-04-14

There are III varieties of snakes in the United States, not including the kind you are thinking of when you happen to be angry. Seventeen varie- ties, not including the kind you are thinking of when you are angry, are noisonous
The Coconino sun., 1916-04-14

From newspaper indications, if Governor Hunt wins anything this year in the democratic primary it will have to be up north. Nearly all the southern papers are for Olney as the democratic nominee.
The Coconino sun., 1916-04-14

No, Henry Ford does not claim Mary Pick-ford as a relative. Who ever told you that undoubtedly at tempted to film-fam you.
The Coconino sun., 1916-04-14
For City Marshal

hereby announce my candidacy for the ofice of City Marshal and would very much ap- preciate the support of my friends in obtaining that ofnce. Ipromise a fair and impartial en. forcement of all the laws governing the city II elected LEE ALLSUP.
The Coconino sun., 1916-04-14
AT FINLEY'S

rate and high-class furniture ever shown.
 Just remember, we have what you want, when you want it.
 Our beautiful rugs are a poets dream.
 We have linoleum, congolcum, and most any other old oleum.
 We have more kinds of floor cover- ings than you can shake a stick at.
 250 new up to date minute suits.
 20 per cent cheaper than the mail horse
The Coconino sun., 1916-04-14

The government is probing gasoline prices. We hope they do not probe deep enough to puncture any of the containers.
The Coconino sun., 1916-04-14

We note with interest that the U. S. cavalry are close on the heels of Villa. Our earnest wish is that they are able to get close enough to kick him on his pet bunion.
The Coconino sun., 1916-04-14
For City Clerk

hereby announce myself as candidate for the ofice of City Clerk at the election to be held May 22, 1916 and respectfully ask your support Having had experience in the work, feel com potent to handle the office to the best advant- age of the people,
The Coconino sun., 1916-04-14

We note with a great deal of mental anguish that bandits have captured a St. Louis policeman. They have all ways been so hard to get.
The Coconino sun., 1916-04-14

Yes, the uplift of skirts has a good deal to do with the upkeep of stock ings. Nothing seems to be going down nowdays except heels.
The Coconino sun., 1916-04-14

A flash of lightning recently stunned a Wilcox lady. It takes something like that to stun some of the summers nowadays.
The Coconino sun., 1916-04-14

The report that gasoline will only be used for perfume after June 18th, next, has caused considerable excite ment in the skunk family.
The Coconino sun., 1916-04-14
For City Clerk

hereby announce my candidacyfor the office of City Clerk at the election to be held May 22 1916, believing that could h.l that offtce with satisfaction to the people, and would be pleased to have your support. MIG SElTZ
The Coconino sun., 1916-04-14
To the Voters of Flagstaff

At the City Election May 20 will Dc candi. date for the ofice of City Clerk. l ask your support. and If elected assure you will con- duct the office to the satisfaction of the public
 M A. MURPHY
The Coconino sun., 1916-04-14

At Tombstone, so it is reported, the curfew is rung at 9 o'clock so that the old folks will know when to go to bed.
The Coconino sun., 1916-04-14

When you see a prominent mans picture in the papers, don't believe it all--think how yours would look and have sympathy.
The Coconino sun., 1916-04-14

In politics lying to your friends and telling the truth to your enemies often brings about a condition that will let you slip through mighty small hole
The Coconino sun., 1916-04-14

The Miami Selver Belt says that bass are biting at Roosevelt. o, well, suckers are nibbling all over the country.
The Coconino sun., 1916-04-14

A Chicago lady says that she can not live on 33 cents per day. We have always contended that 33 cents was too low and should be raised to at least 35k.
The Coconino sun., 1916-04-14

Ezra-Are glasses good for tho eyes when you begin to see specks
 Aw, go to-get out; you mean Ply. mouth Rocks.
The Coconino sun., 1916-04-14

George U, I guess, had orter staid out-Didbar's Weekly, Phoenix, Ari- zona, last Tuesday.
The Coconino sun., 1916-04-14
For Street Commissioner

Hereby announce my candidacy for the office of Street Commissioner and would respectfully ask the support of my friends for the place.
 FRED RUSSELL
The Coconino sun., 1916-04-14

Willie-Is pork good food for a business man? 2 We'll, for question; can you skin it lazy? No. Just use their methods but not the flesh.
The Coconino sun., 1916-04-14

No good American criticises the army we have--it is the army we haven't got that is being criticised.
The Coconino sun., 1916-04-14

Don't be an "explainer" unless you are paid for it. Get on the film if you have to and do it right.
The Coconino sun., 1916-04-14

Silver Lake, Ore, Leader-Con- gress can't expect to raise revenue by taxing our patience.
The Coconino sun., 1916-04-14
POLITICAL ANNOUNCEMENTS Announcements under this head are
 $500 each cash in advance.
For City Clerk

l hereby announce my candidacy for the once of City clerk at the eIection in May, and respectfully ask the support of my friends.
 MkS. NJ. A. GAVIN
The Coconino sun., 1916-04-14
HEALPFUL HEALTH HINTS

Pearl-Will face powder ruin ones complexion?
 It might, Pearl, if you smoke too much.
The Coconino sun., 1916-04-14

Sam-I am a white man with red blood, but often have the blues. What would you advise?
 Swallow another American flag right side up. All your system needs is few more stars.
The Coconino sun., 1916-04-14

Save all your old bills, paper is go- ing up every day.
The Coconino sun., 1916-04-14

Gus-Will quinine make your head roar?
 Yes, if you use enough of either. Otherwise read a. few government year books aloud on your front porch. This is apt to create diversion, also make your neighbors roar.
The Coconino sun., 1916-04-14

B. L. G. R.-Can the drink habit be cured abruptly?
 Yes. Just forget to get off the track when a freight train comes along. Sleeping with your head on a rail is also considered very abrupt; many engineers are so careless.
The Coconino sun., 1916-04-14

We often wondered why Flag folks send East for clothes for the kiddies. We went to the factories, saw what they cost, how made, what they re- tailed for, and decided, there was a reason. Now We have the line, all we ask, is for you to give our line the once over, and if you don't say they beat everything you ever saw, we are mistaken.
 FURNITURE
 About April 16 we will have two cars of tha Iafeet dosio-pad ho+b ,,,oda-
The Coconino sun., 1916-04-14

John D-I have not been able to eat for twenty years; is there any hope for me?
 Hope? Why, J. D., you've got a cinch. Keep it up for twenty years more and it will become a positive habit with you.
The Coconino sun., 1916-04-14

Boys Suits $3.50, Boys Pants 2 pair for $1.00, Boys Hats 35c, Boys slip on raincoats, good stuff, $2.45.
The Coconino sun., 1916-04-14

H. B. O.-Is there any cure for car buncles?
 Yes. Keep off the right of way and report your case to the corporation commission. They can assay your case to the last analysis for Gear" also "bunk," and show you where the '1ess" comes in at.
The Coconino sun., 1916-04-14

Follow should false teeth be used?
 Don't know just what you mean, but they are usually used during the day time to keep one's upper lip in place. At night however we would suggest that you put them in a cup of water on a high shelf to prevent a nightmare wandering around and stepping on them.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1916-12-17
Homemade Christmas Candies Of To-day and Yesterday x

tar. Boil to the hard ball stage $3.50 to 205
degrees) and add dozen fresh marshmalio"s
cut into small bits Cover after removing from
the fire and let stand for five minutes; then
pour over the stifiiy whipped whites OF two
eggs. Beat until very light and 1t begins TO
harden. Drop from "a spoon on waXed paper
and press a haved walnut meat into the centre
Of each candy.
TURKISH DELIGHT
Place in tie upper part of the double boiler
two cupfuls Of granulated sugar and hall
cupful Of water and bring to boil; then add
one ounce of gelatine that has been softened
in half a cupful of cold water. Bring again
TO the boiling point and let it simmer for TWEEN
ty minutes. Remove from the fire, and add
one scant cupful Of orange juice two table
spoonfus OF lemon juice, the grated yellow
rind of one orange and the grated rind Of half
a lemon Dust pan with powdered sugar
mixed with cornstarch, pour IN the mixture
and let stand for at least twelve hours; then
cut into cubes and dust with powdered sugar
A few chopped nut meats may be added when
the candy is poured into the pans, II desired
CHOCOLATE MARSHMALLOWS
Soak two ounces of gelatine in half a cup
full of water for one hour. Boil two cupfuls
of sugar. half cupfu of water and one-fourth
of a teaspoonful Of cream Of tartar for seven
minutes after it begins 20 boil. Do not STIR
the syrup while cooking. Dissolve the gelatine
over hot water and pour into bowl, then pour
the hot syrup over and beat steadily for half
an hour Add one teaspOonful Of vanilla be-
fore beating. Pour into a square pan tnat has
been busted with a mixture Of cornstarch and
powdered sugar. When cold, cut in rounds or
squares and dip in melted sweet chocolate. BE
sure that the marshmalloWs are entirely coat
cd then lay on wax paper until dry.