West Virginia argus. [volume] (Kingwood, W. Va.) 1877-1946, 1916-12-07

White House.
The Colonel is just as quiet as a
submarine mine.
Occasionally full-bearded man
tells a bare-faced lie.
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T. Il. has not yet found time to con
gratulate the President
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The only Republicans entitled to
celebrate are the Illi-noisy.
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The Kaiser should find Herr Zim-
norman good cabinet maker.
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VIII the election OF Prohibitionist
Cats put an end in Florida to batsH
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MIR. Hughes is the wryest faced con-
gratulator that this republic has 80 far
produced
Some of our Congressman frankly
aviate Others are up in the air with
out admitting IL.
Those western voters went ahead as
If they had never even heard of New
York's old guard
1t is understood that T. RS con-
gratulations to Hon. Murray Crane are
en- route. via freight.
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After all is said and done, how did
the Republicans ever get a foothoid
in North Carolina. anyhow?
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Ex-senator Foraker IL one man I'm
Ohio who. IL he wanted to, could get
away safely with that old 81 told you
so" stun
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Rabbits are suggested as a substi-
tute for turkey on Christmas, but who
could be convinced that Il was really
Christmas?
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II is TO be noted that In his chats on
how to be perennially joyous Chaun-
oey NJ. Depew refrains from talking
much politics.
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Nick Longworth goes back TO Con-
gress, but his eminent father-in-iaw
is headed for the land of the head
hunters and man eaters.
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Representative Fitzgerald's plan TO
place an embargo on food at least will
not encourage further unnecessary
pegglng up of food prices.
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After all, there must be a limit TO
the supply of knotty problems and
crises, and the man who succeeds Will
son as President should have an easy
time of IT,
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Admirers OF the Kaiser's well known
mustache are perhaps led to fear that
is no longer exists when they see ref
erence in the American newspapers to
Wilhelmshaven.
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Considerable attention should be
given to the fact that Samuel Gompers
has been reelected to the presidency
OF the A. f. OF L., which. these days.
is some presidency.
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The indignant manner in which the
leading European statesmen deny they
are even thinking OF peace would seem
to imply that they had been accused
of something dreadful
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If the Republican suffragists had
Travelled in their Pullmans only In the
sunny and hospitable South, they
would not have caused the lass OF
single vote to their party.
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The Republican newspapers now
having returned to consciousness, we
again nominate for the Republican
candidate for President in 1920, Chas.
Evans Hughes. OF New York.
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British statesmen who are discuss
ing means Of preventing wars in the
future are not overlooking. II is 10 be
hoped, the greater Importance OF end
Ing the one now In progress
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Those famous sentences of John
Adams and Rufus Choate couldn't have
been much longer II they had been i'm
osed on the Standard OIL company by
Judge Kenesaw Mountain Lands.
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Col Roosevelt is going TO Fiji.
where there are no nut eating birds.
no River OF Doubt and no moose that
has to be killed in self-defense. But
doubtless there is something Just as
good
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Congress should lose no time in fur
thoring the redemption from private
exploitation OF the Federal oil lands
With an oil burning navy this gov
ernment cannot afford to be dependent
upon conscienceless corporations.
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Steadily the low list Of salaried
men continues to grow Besides Char
les Evans Hughes. one observes In the
breadline William J. Bryan. Theodore