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The Jeffersonian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1907-1917, 1916-07-06
Cats Sure Do Go Hard With
The Rats.

| Aoohe 1lAo state OF abstraction IN Flor
ida, where person Of the name of Cats
waded into Nat Bryan's ring, the 4th Degree
Footklssers, and Political Crooks, generally,
and walloped the whole aggregation of I'M
righteousness
Bishop Curley snorts all over the front
page of the last issue of Archbishop Blenks
vile sheet, and Bishop Prendergasts equally
scurrllous paper copies what Blenk's paper
publishes.
With consuming fury and Unsuitable zest,
Curley lies about the Florida situation, and
heaps vicious abuse upon the patriots who
stood up against the lawless encroachments
of Rome.
One thing Curley omitted: he failed to tell
Blenk and Prendergast which Romanist
killed Tom Pierce, from ambush, and then
remained IN Pasco County, until he got good
and ready to slope out for parts unknown
Ion Farris also tears his hair, and threatens
to pull Cats into the courts Well, pull
him in. If Cats is cheated out of the nomi-
nation, he is man enough to defy the machine,
and to run for Governor anyhow.
Many brave men go into blue funk at the
idea Of not getting the nomination, but why
should any Man be afraid when he knows
the majority of the people are with him?
Farris' wife is a Catholic, and presumably,
he knucEled to Rome before the wedding,
and signed away his parental control of his
expected children. A real Man has to be
very far gone in love, before he will sign one
of those contracts.
Besides, they conflict Nth the zaaos Of our
Country.
The person who surrenders himself in that
manner, places the law of Rome above the
law of America
Brother Knott is likewise awfully cut up
by the disasters he met with from Cats. It's
hard on Knott for he wasn't looking for it !;
but he should have known that the magnifi-
cent fight Cats was making was winning.
Knott threatens a contest, a recount, a law
suit, and a Catt-fight, but he'd better COM
promise on a foot-race.
My friend Hudson, down at Miami COM
plains that he got double crossed. fear he
did
It's liable to happen now, almost anywhere,
and to almost anybody.
Look at the way Roosevelt treated the Bull
Moosers They were taken up into high
mountain, and pitched over the precipice.
Shall we omit the mention of Charles Jones,
oft-soap-maker for the Footkissers, and
the volatile Dolly Warden of Southern jour
nalism? Never! The tale would be incom-
plete without the mention Of Soft-Soap
Charles. He edits "Dixie," you know, the
paper which Claude L'Engle made power,
and Jones made joke.
Hit the bigots again, Dolly! You are
hired by Tampa Footkisser for that especial
purpose, and you are entitled to earn your
bread. Hit the bigots: hit 'em hard, and hit
The Jeffersonian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1907-1917, 1916-07-06
PAGE FIVE
The Pope is Killing Christianity
i'm Order that Papal Paganism
May Again Rule Mankind.
CONTINUED FROM PAGE oNE.)

CONTINUED FROM PAGE ONE.)
The Jesuits plotted for war in Europe, and
got it; they plotted for war in America, and
got it.
In all this murk of battle-smoEe, the
Papacy is steadily rising, and reestablishing
its medieval supremacy upon the bodies Of
millions of dead soldiers
WHERE IS CHRISTIANITY?
Where is The Prince of Peace?
Bryan is as crazy for the war with Mexico
as Wilson himself, because the Bosses have
promised him the Presidential nomination
next time.
The moon might turn to blood, and swim
in blood, without worrying Bryan, if he could
satisfy. his inordinate ambition to live in the
White House.
Where is the Spirit of Christi
Preachers, what are you saying in your
pulpits?
Church papers, what are you saying?
Christian fathers and mothers, husbands
and wives, what are you saying?
One hundred and fifty-thousand Americans
are moving upon helpless Mexico, because
land-grabbers, mine grabbers, oil grabbers,
and popish robbers want to despoil that af-
flicted land.
archbishop Mora and his clerical accom-
pt5ces financed the treason, aOhdch 0Uerthrew
constitutional government and murdered the
Constitutional President
To that treason and assassination, it is most
convncingly charged that q0e were party,
IN that our ambassador, Henry Lane Wilson,
gave aid and encouragement to the murderous
traitors, Mora, Diaz, and Huerta
Now, we send an army down there, to take
advantage Of our 0oca aorong.
In Europe, the Jesuits and the Pope have
made religion a mockery. A hundred years
of peace, and brotherly love will not heal
those wounds, and restore that shattered
Faith.
In America, the Jesuits and the Pope are
playing the same game; and when Mexico
shall have been deluged in blood, Popery will
be supreme, and Christianity, DEAD.
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1916-05-22

One way of enduring unhappy
VIII no longer endure In the
speculative articles
The Spectator proposing build
entire length Of the land
ines ant should run from Eicupo Ease
great road with the fallen
by this or that individual, regiment,
Every ometer would telling happened
ana th whole way would therefore furnish
graphical and chonoosea Of the This
ne was held during such
escna would read or Here the battle
author
ms nature
the
stately
' - ' " ~
Beyond these hooming
a and In spring and
me aun believes with that
and America Will flock to the trench curiosity
see the spot where dear fought
Saa and the traffic would bring would districts
france anu Belgium that
Little towns which have become Armenere
again from the flow Of traffic down
would
played by each OF the nations Of
Of tho
mourners, = ~ 49, ' As At Mill al
Copyright Evening Syndicate Inc
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1916-05-22
Start Tomorrow
and Keep It Up
Every Morning
Get In the habit Of drinking a
glass Of hot water before
breakfast

We're not here long. so let's make
our stay agreeable. Let us live we'll,
cat well, digest well, work we'll, sleep
well. and look well. What a glorious
condition to attain. and yet. how vary
easy 1t is If one will only adopt tho
morning inside bath.
Folks who are accuBto.ed 10 feel
dull and heavy. when they arise, split
ting headache. stuff from C cold, foai
tongue, natsy breath. acid stomach,
can, instead, feel as fresh as a daisy
by opening the sluicea Of tho syntern
each morning and fiushing out tho
whole Of the intarna! poisonous stcs-
nant matter.
Everyone. TactIinr aiiins. siek or
well. should. each morning, bsfors
breakfast. drink Sdass of real no
water with q tecgpeenfnt Of fi7asstdaa
phosphate in II Ia vss., fresi taa
stomach, liver and Soweis the DTs1.og5
days indigestible WASTE, soaT biis
and poisonous toxfHs; thHs cleansing,
sweetening and purifying ti,a eatifa
afmeintary cana! hefsfs Ratting fasys
food ints the stosasEs, Tim aet;ss @!
hot water and iiEsasteae phosphate or
an empty stomach is wonderfully ia
MIGRATING. IT cieaas out ali fha GssS
feEmeatatisHH, gasss, waste AID
asiditY aRd gives Raa n splendid
appetite fes bTeakfeS., Whijs ven ass
enjoying ysHs breakfast ths wstav and
phosphate is quietly extfaaiipg iasse
volume Of water from the bieed and
getting ready foS thorough flushing
Of all the inside organs.
The billions Of Baea,s who are
bothered with consapatieF; biiiaps
have sallow skins, heaa disordsra and
aickiy compilations are urged to get =
quarter pound Of limestone phosphate
from the drug store. This will cost
very ilttia, but Is sufficient to mako
anyone pronounced crank on the
subject Of matchmaking before break
fast<=Aayert!sement.
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1916-05-22
Congress at No Distant Day
According, to the Present
Outlook.

WASHINGTON, May 2s-Al-
though little new legislation other
than that having a direct bearing in
the European war has been consider
ed yet by Congress there is consider
able assurance that q special bill may
ba rapoEtad providing for reduct' on
OF the postage rate on local delivery
iet:aT. from two cents to one cent,
u Ia Understood that a majority OF
the members OF the House postal
eeaitSiitsa SIRE inclined to give the
matter carly consideration, Some.
t!sla sg0 q subcommittee conducted
hearings on the subject, The ia
formation submitted at that time
is regarded as most interesting, A
disposition seems evident among the
faetaiays OF the whole committee to
take some definite action on whether
OF not 9 bill should be favorably re-
ported at this session Of Congress,
A prominent member OF the COM
iaittaa said today that IL such a bill
Is reported pat for the consideration
Of the Hoass, there will be no doubt
about jts passage by q substantial
he SAID that ba had not found any
Blenabss who seemed to be opposed
ts the pssSasitlea, Tremendous
pressure sfeHS 10 have been brought
on the member ri both houses by
constituents IN behalf III drop letters.
The movement for this legislation
saems to DO thoroughly national in
scope as the appeals TOR action are
san.ns from every section Of the
Representative MOON, Of Tennes-
see. chairman Of the House postal
committee says; that many hundreds
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1916-05-22

earth with a golden hammer.
"kaikobad I, greatest of Seljul.
princes. illustrious both for his mil.
itary prowess and as patron CT Sar-
acenic architecture. won decisive
victory on the plains Of Erzingan In
1880. a victor. however, which re-
suited in the downfall of the Seljuks
thirteen years later. for the van
quished prince, Khwarizm Shah
Jalal. was the only buffer between
RAILROADS. kingdom and the Mon
gols. In 1243, after Kaikobad had
been poisoned by his own son, Klak-
hosrau. the Mongols administered \
crushing defeat to this unworthy
heir of great sire. and peace was
purchased only by the payment Of
heavy tribute.
AFTER the Mongols came the Tar.
tars, then the Turkomans, and final,
ly Eraingan became n part of the do.
main of Mohammed II in 1873, TWEEN.
ty years after the establishment OF
the Mohammedan empire at Con-
stantinople.
I'm 1884 Erzingan was almost
completely destroyed by earth
quake"
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1916-05-22
anxious to see postage at one cent
instead of two cents ON letters.n

anxious to see postage at one cent
instead of two cents on letters"
1t seems that certain opponents Of
the proposition have been circulating
the idea that the mail order houses
are to be the principal benefactors
should the bill pass creating rate
OF one cent on local delivery letters.
The sponsors Of the drop letter bills
strongly deny this by declaring that
the conditions are just the opposite.
Instead the mail order people are re-
ported to be leading a hard fight
to have fiat rate fixed for all par
Gel post matter. With a fiat rate on
parcel post the small merchant would
soon find himself in direct competi-
ton with the great mail order houses
OF the country.
Representative James ]. Britt, Of
North Carolina, former assistant
postmaster general and now men,
Der of the House postal committee,
says that the proposed rate will
much more than pay the cost OF all
local delivery letters and the passage
OF such bill will be a powerful slim
illus to urban business and local cor
respondence."
In the Senate the agitation for the
passage Of such bill seems to be
just as strong as in the House. A
few days ago Senator Gore, of Okla
homa. went a step further and intro
duced Joint resolution authorizing
the postmaster general to ascertain.
by experiment what effect one cent
local delivery letters would have on
the postal receipts and upon the vol
ume Of first class mail matter.
Sometime ago Senator Weeks, of
Massachusetts. prominently men,
toned for the presidency by the lie
publicans, said considering what It
costs the government to handle local
delivery letters the rate of postage
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1916-05-22

affection visited upon him by heaven
for his treatment OF the beautiful
nun, Ripsime. Ripsimc was a Chris
tian convert Of Rome who was so un-
fortunate as to arouse the fervid ad-
miration Of the emperor Diocletian.
Seeing no way to repulse the mon-
arch's advances, Ripsime fed to Asia
Minor with her abbess, Gaiana.
Diocletian soon feared OF her place
Of refuge and commanded Tiridatcs
to seize the girl and return her to
Rome. But in the meantime Tiridates
had himself succumbed to her rare
beauty.
Bipsimc Massacred.
"Ripsime. equally cold to the Ar
menian. WAS seized and tortured to
death by tho thwarted king, and with
hor were massacred her thlrty-si.
followers
"one Of Gregory's first acts upon
his elevation to royal favor was to
build slirlnes for the relics of Rim
sine and Gaiana. the site for these
being miraculously selected, SO con
ttnnes the legend. by the Son of
Heaven. who came down from above
on a path Of light and smote the
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1916-05-22

Is much too high. Should the rate
be reuduced from two cents to one
cent I believe It will be OF great bene-
mt to business. The increase in the
volume of mail as a result of the
lower rate would probably cause no
material falling off in the revenues.
Cheaper postage on local delivery let
tiers would aid small and large busi-
ness alike. This alone would amply
Justify the government in taking this
step. And In all other ways the gov
eminent should be helpful In bust
ness affairs, not coercive and repress-
i've"
: About sixty bills have been intro
duced In the two houses of Congress
proposing reduction in the rate of
postage on drop letters in one form
or another. None OF the members
who have, introduced bills seems to
think that the proposed rate will
have any serious effect on the reve-
nues. In fact they seem almost
unaniomus in contending that the
Lose In revenue will be amply taken
care Of by the increased volume of
mail. Many members active in the
hight take the stand that the postof-
fee department was never intended
to be money making institution
but to give the people the very best
possible service at actual cost.
Among the members of Congress
who have introduced bills and been
active In the agitation for a lower
rate Of postage on drop letters are:
Representatives Edwards and Vim
son, OF Georgia: Austin and Nickel
lar, of Tennessee; Senator Overman,
and Representatives Britt and Sted-
man. OF North Carolina; Abercombie,
Of Alabama; Gambler, of Mississippi;
Aswell, Of Louisiana; Sparkman, Of
Florida; and Carlin, Of Virginia.
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1916-05-22

of the trouble. What nature wants is
more power to the blood. Many forms
of rheumatism are caused by secret
deplorable diseases. Nature surely
uses common sense and tells the man
to get rid of this bad blood. Here is
chance for you to use your common
sense. How?
Get bottle of S. S. s., the greatest
blood purifier ever known. During so
years it has cured thousands of cases
of rheumatism and will cure you. It
is purely vegetable and goes into the
blood like rich food goes into it. It
throws off all impurities and makes
good, pure red blood.
If you desire special medical adj
vice, write our Medical Department,
Room -, Swift Specific Company, At
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1916-05-22
NOTICE TO STOCKHOLDERS.

Please take notice that the annual
meeting of the stockholders of the
Harrison County Bank for the election
of Directors and the transaction Of all
such other business as may properly
come before the meeting. will be held
on the thirteenth day Of June, 1916, al
10 o'clock A. M. at the office of the
bank in the town of Lost Creek and
State of West Virginia.
Dated the 18th day of May. 1916.
w. D. NUTTER. Cashier.
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1916-05-22

Lydia E. Pinkham's Vegetable Com
pound would cure it. It helped both
the Change of Life and the tumor and
when got home I'D not need the doctor.
/ took the Pinkham remedies until the
tumor was gone, the doctor said, and I
have not felt it since. / tell every one
how / was cured. If this letter will
help others you are welcome to use It -.
Mrs. E. n. BEAN, 525 Joseph Avenue,
Nashville, Tenn.
Lydia E. Pinkham's Vegetable Conn
pound, a pure remedy containing the
extractive properties of good old FASH
toned roots and herbs, meets the needs
of woman's system at this critical period
Of her life. Try it
If there is any symptom in your
case which puzzles you, write to
the Lydia =. Pinkham Medicine
Co, Lynn, Mass.
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1916-05-22
BASEBALL.

BASEBALL
At Norwood Park Saturday
and Sunday, May ~ and %.
Strong Martins Ferry, o.,
Norwood Park.
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1916-05-22
Common Sense Will Stop
Horrible Rheumatism

The famous opie, great English
painter, was once asked what he mixed
his paints with. BRAINS" he replied.
Rheumatism cannot live long in a
body that is cared for by head full
Of brains. Brains or common sense is
an avowed enemy to rheumatism. The
poisons with which every rheumatic
body is filled, arise in the kidneys, or
stomach or blood. This poison goes
into the blood. 1t is stronger than
the ordinary forces of the blood. It
lodges in the muscles and joints. It
gathers around nerves and presses
upon them. It infames the flesh Pain
comes and remains until the cause Of
the trouble, the acids and poisons, are
driven out Of the blood.
Salves and rubbing, lotions and
baths, hot towels and water bottles
will not reach down to the throne room
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1916-05-22
ONE CENT POSTAGE
RATE BILL TO PASS

of thousands of letters have been
received by the committee, and in
the last five or six years petitions on
which names aggregating more than
three millions of voters in the United
States are signed urging this reduc.
ton in postage. l cannot speak for
the committee because the committee
has not voted on the question, but
for myself will say that am worry
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1916-05-22
HOW MRS. BEAN
met THE CRISIS
Carried Safely Through Change
of-Life by Lydia E. Pmkham's
Vegetable Compound.
Nashville, Tenn When was going
through the Change Of Life I had a to

NOR as large as o
child's head. The
doctor said it was
three years coming
and gave me medi-
cine for it until I
was called way
from the city for
Is ONE time. OF
course I could not
|go to him then, SO
my sister.in-law told
me that she thought
American Fork citizen. [volume] (American Fork, Utah) 1912-1979, 1916-04-15
NEWSy NOTES FROM ALPINE.

The home of Mr., Samuel Bateman
was made happy by the arrival OF a
baby girl.
Mr.. and Mrs. d. J, Strong nave gone
to Pleasant Green TO visit with thei'
laughter, Mrs. Reuben Baxter
Mr. George Jacobson of briggs lda''
and Mrs. Lauritz Jacobson were the
guests of Mrs. Annie Watkins sun
day.
Mr. Grant wilkins has gone to the
herd, where he expects to spend inc
summer.
Mrs. James Smith was a Provo Wis
itor the fore part of the week
Mr.. william Dewey has gone TO VI.
.ehi hospital for treatment
Mr.. and Mrs W. A, Andrews ana
children have returned TO their nome
In Fort Canyon, after spending Wv
mast eight months In Idaho.
Miss Erma Martin left ThurSu"S
for Idaho, where she expects 10 WISH
relatives.
American Fork citizen. [volume] (American Fork, Utah) 1912-1979, 1916-04-15
RHEUMATISM ARRESTED

Many people suffer the tortures OF
lame muscles and stiffened joints because
of impurities in the blood, and each sue
ceedinp attack seems more acute until
rheumatism has invaded hewhole system.
To arrest rheuma ism it Is quite as i'm
portant to improve ro"r general health as
10 purify your bloc, and the cod liver oil
in Scott s Emulsion Is nature sgreat blood
maker. while its medicinal nourishment
impurities and upbuild your strength.
SCOTS Emulsion is helping thousanas
every day who could not tnd other rehei'
Refuse the alcoholic substitutes.'
American Fork citizen. [volume] (American Fork, Utah) 1912-1979, 1916-04-15
iCCIDENTS-NO ONE HURT.

Friday, during the noon hour while
Andrew Hansen was driving a plug
horse hooked onto a rickety wagon
the shafts came down and the horse
surprised everyone, running away nj
a good clip. Hansen was pulling
with all his weight at the line and
was hollering whoa. whoa" whcr
w. II. Preston of the J. b. Seely I'm.
plcment Company rushed out and goi
the horse by the bit 1t drug hin
some distance, but he held on, and
by hard tugging stopped the animal
which certainly saved Mr.. Hansen
from a hard fall and maybe some
thing more serious. "Billle' is to BE-
commended for his plucky work
Thursday. on Main street, a wager
backed into buggy and tipped I
over. The harness was broken NJ
considerably, and the gentleman re-
ceived a very hard fall, although his
hat and few other articles were
found several yards away, he man
aged to hold on to his cigar.
American Fork citizen. [volume] (American Fork, Utah) 1912-1979, 1916-04-15
Why Constipation Injuries.

The bowels are the natural sewer
age system OF the body. When they
become obstructed by constipation a
part of the poisonous. matter which
they should carry of Is absorbed into
the system. making You feel dull and
stupid, and interfering with the diges-
ton and assimilation OF food This
condition is quickly relieved by Cham
belain's Tablets.
For sale by II. u. Merrihew, Lchi
Utah; VIM, Thornton, 2 stores, Ameri-
can FORK; Hedquist Drug Co, Pleas
ant Grove and all dealers.
American Fork citizen. [volume] (American Fork, Utah) 1912-1979, 1916-04-15
lIlGH SCHOOL NOTES.

\ large number of the high school
students attended the last number of
the Lyccum course. "The Old Home
Singers
II y
The yearly track meet will be held
this year in Springville on May 9Th
May 18th will be Senior day at the
University of Utah. II we can Judge
by present indications, the majority
of Seniors will attend This will also
be the day of the state track meet.
n X
Tho Quartcttc rendered by the Sec
ond ward young ladies In the Mutual
contest was given again before the
student body Tuesday.
y II y
The cards for the past six weeks
were given out Wednesday
Il II Il
The debating teams are getting In
trim for the contests to be held Sat.
urday night both here aud in Hcber
The negative team will meet the af'
firmativc team of Nephi in the city
hall of this city Saturday night. TIL,
affirmative team will debate the neg
alive team of Heber on the same
night Should the two teams be vic
torious in these debates. they vii
go to Salt Lake May II to debate tn
state champions in high school debat
ing.
American Fork citizen. [volume] (American Fork, Utah) 1912-1979, 1916-04-15
MORE MEN THAN WOMEN
HAVE APPENDICITIS

surgeons state men are S''S''''
more subject TO appendicitis 'ha'
womcn. American Fork people Sho"."
know that few doses oi S'''P'
hnckthorn bark, glycerine. etc. !"
mixed with Adler-i-ka, often r'lle'' VI
nreycnt appendicitis, This mixture
removes such surprising foul m"''' ,
Inn, ONE SPOONFUL relieves alI'o7'
,Ny CASE constipation, sour 7'o"-
,cb or gas. The INSTANT easy "'
,,,u of Adler-i-ka Is surprising IH'
HcdQuist Drug Co.
American Fork citizen. [volume] (American Fork, Utah) 1912-1979, 1916-04-15
Farm For Sale

2O-acre farm, on acres in orchard,
mostly apples) with 20 shares of wat
en-; also spring that w,ll water . acres
broom house barn, stable, black
smith shop and chicken coops, etc
This farm is located In the north part
of Pleasant Grove,
Call or write,
II NJ NELSON,
Administrator,
1871 Pleasant Grove