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Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1916-03-25
Wrong Way Around.

Things are not always what they
seem-nor SO old, either.
Is this genuine antique?' asked
the customer suspiciously.
Certainly replied the dealer, in
an offended voice. 1T is more than
six hundred years Old
That's remarkable" commented
the customer. dryly 1T is dated
1912"
But the antique dealer was not to
be caught mapping.
Let me see," he said "NVhy, SO It
is. That's the fault of my assistant.
He's put the figures on wrongly. 1t
ought to be 1219." Pittsburgh
Chroniele-Telegraph.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1916-03-25
Donizetti and the Gar.

There are some persons who talk on
all occasions when others are speak
ing. singing DIT whatever they may be
doing The Evangelical companion
tells of the hint given by Donizettf.
the great musical composer. to Car
Nicholas of Russia.
During Donizetti's long stay at St
Petersburg, he played by command be-
fore Gar Nicholas, who. in The course
OF the piece, entered into conversation
with bystanoer. Donizstti at once
stopped the performances
Why have you stopped?" asked the
autocrat.
Sire" was the reply. when the
car is speaking, everyone else should
be silent"
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1916-03-25
Two Methods Of Procedure.

A man in Sussex who owns a num-
Der OF horses has a great reputation
for skill in the treatment of them
One day farmer who wanted some
valuable information approached the
horse-owner's little boy, and said:
Look here, my little man, when one
OF your fathers horses is i'll, what does
he do?"
Do you mean slightly i'll or seri-
ously HIP asked the boy cautiously.
"Oh, seriously ill.," said the farmer.
Because said the child, IF horse
is only slightly i'll, he gives it medi-
cine; but if it is seriously ill, he sells
it.'-London Answers.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1916-03-25
FOR HAIR AND SKIN HEALTH
Cutieura Soap and Cuticura Ointment
Are Supreme. Trial Free.

These fragrant. super-creamy emol-
hents keep the skin fresh and clear.
the scalp free from dandrun, crusts
and scales and the hands soft and
white. They are splendid for nursery
and toilet purposes and are most eco
nomical because most effective.
Free sample each by mail with Book.
Address postcard, Cuticura. Dept. L.
Boston. Sold everywhere.-Adv.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1916-03-25
AMERICANS GROW
RICH IN CANADA
Testimony Proves FaIseness of
Statements as to Onerous
Taxation and CONSUMPTION.

The attempt to check emigration
from the United States to our prairie
provinces by publishing alarming state
ments about the enormous war taxes
tnat are being paid here-S5O0 on a
quarter section yearly-about forcing
young men to enlist for the war;
ABOUT the cold, no crops and any old
story that by their extravagant bold
ness might influence men and women
from venturing north to Canada, is real
iy In the list of curios to our people.
knowing the country, we can hardly
take 1t seriously. Our governments,
however, dominion and provincial, are
taxing steps to expose the false state
ments that are being made. and there
oy keep the channel open for continu-
ing the stream of settlers that has
oeen lowing to us for the past decade.
We have thought to assist in this
work. and to do so purpose giving.
rom time to time, actual experiences
OF Americans who have come to
saskatchewan during late years. We
give the statements of two farmers in
this issue as follows:-
STATEMENT OF M. P. TYSDAL
lived near Lee, Illinois. for 46
years came to Saskatchewan In the
spring of 1912 and bought land near
Br1ercrest. / have farmed this land,
1850 acres. ever since | have had
grand crops In 1914 l had 100 acres
OF wheat that yielded 40 bushels to
the acre. sold this wheat at S1.5O
per bushel
like the country and my neighbors.
My taxes on each quarter section Q6O
acres) are about $32 year. This COW
ers municipal tax, school tax, hail in
surance tax-everything There is no
toor tar, so-cdHed. l like the laws in
force here There is no compulsion to
me In any way l am just as independ-
emit here as was in Illinois, and l feel
mat my family and / are just as well
projected by the laws of the province |
as we were IN our old home in Illinois. |
Wnat earn here is my own. / have |
seven children and they take their |
places at school. in sports and at all |
public gatherings the same as the /
Canadian born
(Signed) NJ. +. TYSDAL.
February 9th, 1916
OF STEVE SCHWEITZ-
BERGER
L was born in Wisconsin. but moved
stephen Co, Iowa. l was there farm
ing for so years. 1 sold my land then
for over 5000 an acre. / moved to
Saskatchewan. and located near Brier-
crest in the spring of 1912. 1 bought
half section of land. 1 have good
1elghbors. l feel quite at home here
he same as in Iowa. We have per-
'ect safety and no trouble in living up
% the laws in force. My taxes are
about S65 year. on the half section
or everything.
l have had splendid crops Wheat
n 1915 yielded me over 80 bushels to
he acre. That is more than l ever
lad in Iowa and yet the land there
,osts four times as much as it does
lere- The man who comes here now
md buys land at $50 an acre or less
Jets a bargain.
(Signed) s. SCHWEITZBERGER
February 9th. 1916"
Saskatchewan Farmer. February,
916.-Advertiselnent
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1916-03-25
Extraordinary Youth.

Father, said little George. ST can
not tell lie."
Very good, my son. But the re-
markable feature of this historic cpl
sode is not NO much your inability to
falsify as your enthusiastic willing
ness to chop wood"
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1916-03-25

fering with female
trouble and could
hardly do my work.
l was very nervous
but just kept drag
ging on until last
summer when I got
where I could not do
my work. i would
have a chill every
day and hot fashes
and dizzy spells and
NV head WOr1Id al
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1916-03-25

Motorcycles that weigh less than
hundred pounds have been invented
in England for women.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1916-03-25

After putting on the boxing gloves a
man realizes why it is far more bles
sed to give than to receive
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1916-03-25
His Unusual Pleasure.

His Unusual Pleasure.
= Il am looking forward to spending
the evening in my own home.'
How does that happen?"
MY wife is giving a dinner party
and she has invited me.".Judge.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1916-03-25

A bachelor physician says the MI
crobes in kisses are often fatal-at
least they often develop into matrimo-
NAL germs.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1916-03-25
HUSBAND SAVED
HIS WIFE
Stopped Most Terrible Suf-
fering by Getting Her Lydia
E Pinkham's Vegeta-
bic Compound.

Denison, Texas. "After nv little
girl was born two years ago began suf-
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1916-03-25

Fat coachmen are considered q great
prize in Russia
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1916-03-25
Innportant to Mothers
Appropriate Style.

There is one article of apparel
which professional athletes ought to
wear, but DON'T
What's that?''
Jumpers"
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1916-03-25

Two injured In Wreck.-T. G. Wat
terson, engineer, and F. L Miller, fire.
man. both of lola, were injured when
their engine pulling Missouri, Kansas
& Texas accommodation train No. IS
was derailed and overturned one mile
west of LaHarpe the other day.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1916-03-25

Grief fastened Death-Mrs. Ella
Reaser, az years old. is dead at the
family home in New Cambria. Her
oldest SON, o. NJ Reaser. died a week
ago and grief fastened her death
The family was among the pioneer set
tiers in this part of the state
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1916-03-25

Movie Censor Dead.-william e.
Reeves, SO years old. humane officer
and censor for the moving picture
shows in Wichita. Is dead at his home
there Of heart disease
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1916-03-25

Train Killed Section Hands. p.
Campbell of Elk Falls, a section hand
on the Santa Fe. was struck by a pas
senger train and killed two miles east
of Moline recently.
Martinsburg W Va evening journal. [volume] (Martinsburg, W. Va.) 1913-1920, 1916-04-15
A SPRING TONIC
Old Reliable Hoods SarsaparIla is
Pleasant and Effective.

In the spring your blood is impure
and weak. eruptions appear on your
face and body, you lack vitality,
strength and animation, your appe-
lite is poor and you feel all tired out.
Get Hoods Sarsaparilla from any
druggist. It combines just the roots,
barlzs, herbs and other substances
that you need.
1t purifes and strengthens the
blood-maReS the rich red blood that
you must have to feel well, look well.
est and sleep we'll. This is confirmed
by thousands of letters from people
IN ali parts OF the country.
Hood Sarsaparilla ia the best
anring medicine but is not simply a
spring medlcine-it is an all-the-
year-round blood purifier and tonic.
Remember It has stood the test OF
forty years. BE sure to get Hoods
and get it today.
Martinsburg W Va evening journal. [volume] (Martinsburg, W. Va.) 1913-1920, 1916-04-15
TWISTED AN ANKLE

NJ. Earl Anderson, employed al
Farrari's fruit store North Queen
street. had the misfortune this morn
~ 10 twist his ankle He was taken
10 the city Hospital where the in
5ury WAS attended to-
Martinsburg W Va evening journal. [volume] (Martinsburg, W. Va.) 1913-1920, 1916-04-15
Class ENTESrt.l..ra

10 Dr. c. :, Trr.oG's c.ass, q
s.. johns sunday school he'd SO
e.al session - night
Martinsburg W Va evening journal. [volume] (Martinsburg, W. Va.) 1913-1920, 1916-04-15
GERMANY MUST
YIELD OR BREAK

CONTINUED FROM PAGE oNE)
Martinsburg W Va evening journal. [volume] (Martinsburg, W. Va.) 1913-1920, 1916-04-15

phil a. DYER and was porn at Great
Cacapon, W Va. Her husband and
one child survive.
Mrs. Sarah Weller.
Mrs. Sarah Elizabeth Weller. Wild
ow Of George Weller. who made her
home with daughter Mrs John N.
Folk. At 10 Winchester avenue, pass
Cd away at that place Friday after
noon at 80. at the ripe cid age Of
s. years Death was not altogether
unexpected as the venerable lady had
been falling for some time. She had
Rsen complaining fer the past eight
months The faeeral will take place
from the late home at o'clock Sun
9ay afternoon Rev Or Z NJ. Woods.
pastor Of the Presbyterian church
ofuciajiug. Rev Gilbert G. Smith Of
FIRST Baptist Church viii assist The
deceased had long been a member q
that denomination belonging to Tus
ea1oea Presbyterian church for years
The mtermedt viii be made in Green
IN cemetery.
#,1ee=esaa vas daughter d tha
late Jahn Kerag and ives born not far
ur town on tie Arden road. Her
husband. who w&s a well known farm,
r. preceded her to The grave about
z yaars ago aud she had been max.
rua Eae eame With Mrs Folk for tha
eea IS an % years
She i survived hy six sons. Aessrs.
1oh9 Weller, near Swan Pond; Geo.
.. Weller. Tive meat merchant OF this
f5e. Charles L. Weller, of Winches-
aa- aTauus; Nimrod c Weller near
Ardea ). Clayton Weller, of Pike
side; r. X. Weller. Canotown; one
daughter, Mrs. Sarah E. Folk. with
whom she resided; enc sister, Mrs. j.
NJ Thr5ckmortou. Of Goshen Ind;
fifteen grandchildren. and twelve great
grandchildren
Edgar Paddy
Edear Paddy an eiaploye OF tie
Virginia Woolen Co, died al his
home in Winchester. aged 81 The
aiyht previous. wmIe suffering from
haart trouble he felI CT tie street
zs7d Was carried home unconscious.
H. Has uaase of asana Vista.
aa E5r wears lived II Chambers
,sa-- 4se-.- 4-es.s 5;14. - n z4Y
Martinsburg W Va evening journal. [volume] (Martinsburg, W. Va.) 1913-1920, 1916-04-15

The Jouruai tor Advertising
Martinsburg W Va evening journal. [volume] (Martinsburg, W. Va.) 1913-1920, 1916-04-15
R. ]. GORDON DIES
or HEART TROUBLE /:
CONTINUED from PAGE oNE>

phia A Dyer and was born at Great
Cacapon, " va. Her husband and
one child survive.
Martinsburg W Va evening journal. [volume] (Martinsburg, W. Va.) 1913-1920, 1916-04-15

Journal eassiaac ads cost litais
snd WORK whDears
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1916-05-06
Lykens Minister Moderator
Baptist Central Association
RY SRtciaI Corrtse0sdenes

Lykcns, Pa. May 6. - Mrs John
Heidenwag spent some time with her
parents at Schuyllill Haven. - Harry
r. Bitterman spent several days at
Lewisburg. W. H Cooper was a
visitor at Harrisburg recently.-Cyrus
Parfet spent several DAYS at the home
OF his brother-in-law, John F. Low at
Hershey. - The Rev. A. H. Soul1iard
of the TRANSPORTATION Baptist church
of Iykens, was elected moderator OF
the Baptist Central Association at
Harrisburg this week. Mr.. and Mrs.
". II. Daniels, Mrs. Samuel Spangler
and Mrs David Somberger were the
delegates representing the Lykens
church - George Klinger and sister
spent some time at Sunbury.-Joseph
Holvich and John Niotasek went to
Cleveland. Ohio, where they have Sc
cured employment. The Rev. A.
-Souillard MAS called to Lebanon 10
attend the funeral Of his brother this
week. The fourth issue Of the
Cleaner. Lykens' High School paper
was published this week
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1916-05-06
Matamoras Shirt Factory
Running on Full Time
BY Special Correspondence

Halifax, Pa, May 6.-Mr. and Mrs
Jacob Sponsler. of Lucknow, spent
Tuesday at the home of Mr.. and Mrs
Harry Lebo. - Edward Miller spent
several days at Middletown. - Otto
ZehentmaYer, of Shamokin, spent Sun
day at his farm near town. - Mrs
Daniel Eyster and son Harold spent
Sunday at Linglestown.-Mrs Susan
Leho, who spent the winter at Harris
burg, has returned home.-The Mata-
moras shirt factory started work Tues
III n I,he-irm- has secured
Fernando Loudermilch, of Halifax, to
take charge of the plant. He is as
sisted by Miss Myrtle Noblit, of Fisher
Nille.-Mr. and Mrs. G. l. Ryan and
child and Mrs. Mollie Zimmerman. of
Harrisburg, and n. j. Ryan, of Shire
manstown, spent Sunday at the home
of |. G. Ryan.-Irewis Wagner was
called to Liverpool. Perry county, on
Tuesday on account of the serious ILL
ness OF his sister, Mrs. Harrison Shuler
w. c. Heisler represented Camp No
6646, M. w. of A.. at a meeting held
at Harrisburg Tuesday evening for the
purpose of making arrangements 10
hold a big Woodmen'S picnic some
time this summer.-MIiss Ella Rutter
and James Anderson, of Harrisburg
and William A. Rutter, of Millersburg
spent Sunday at the home of Mrs
Hannah Rutter. - Mrs. A. Forten-
baugh, of Harrisburg, and Mrs. 8. f.
Prowell. of New Cumberland, were in
town on Monday.-Elmer E. Daugh-
erty attended the funeral of Miss Mary
Zimmerman at Inglenook on Friday
She was buried at Longs Cemetery,
near Matamoras. - DIR. Smith on
Wednesday received word that his
father, G. NJ. Smith, had fallen down a
fight Of stairs at his home in Phila-
delphia and broken his right shoulder.
DR.. Ray Parker, formerly of this
place, and Miss Helen Marion James
were married on Wednesday at Norris
town. - George Schroyer, Homer
DUnkle and Charles Reisch. of Pal
myra, and Lloyd Straw, of Hummels-
town. spent Sunday at their homes
here.-G. Merrill Grove spent several
days the latter part of the week with
the Rev. c. A. Funk and family at
Philadelphia.
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1916-05-06
Methodist Choir Practices
at S. B. Trostle Home
BY Special Correspondence

New Germantown, Pa, May 6. -
Miss Kenyon, of Philadelphia, is the
guest of Miss Bessie Shearer. Cap
tain Gard C. Palm, of Bixler, did some
surveying for Miss Luella S. Nc
Laughlin. Miss Katie Doyle and
brother, Tom, of Burris Valley, Frank
lin county, visited their sister, Miss
Phoebe Doyle, who keeps house for
Henry Eby. - Brinton Hpckenberry.
of Horse Valley, Franklin county,
was on this side OF the mountain on
hart was the guest of her daughter,
Mrs. Nj. d. CARRIER of BlaIn. -- w. K.
Mumper has moved to Newport, caus-
ling vacancy in the schoolboard, of
which he was secretary. - Dewey
Swartz who had been employed in
HARRISBURG, has returned home and
is now attending school at Blain. -
Mrs. Arthur Gray. OF Jackson town
ship, Mrs. =. 7. Stokes of fSfii5rffrf, and
Mrs. l. l.. Smith and daughter.
Evelyn, OF Harrisburg, were guests
of Nj. II. Shearer's family. Mrs.
John s. Briner and son, Donald, of
New Bloomfield, visited the former s
parents, Mr.. and Mrs S. j. Trostle. -
Miss Mabel Westover, of Clearfield
county, is visiting Mr.. and Mrs. Geo.
NJ. College. - The members of the
choir at the NJ. e. church at Fairview
met at the home of Mr.. and Mrs. S.
B. Trostle for practice on Friday eve
ming.
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1916-05-06
HagerstOwn Sewing Club
Entertained at Greencastle

Greencastle. Pa. May G. - Work
was begun this week on removing the
old Kreps building in West Baltimore
street, recently purchased by Samuel
Hostetter. 1t will be replaced by a
three-story building, the lower floors
to be used for mercantile purposes,
and the second and third floors as
apartments. - The Pan Piper's Glee
Club will give an entertainment for
the benefit of the Mems Bible class of
Marion, Tuesday evening, May 3. The
club realized S73 from the entertain
ment given in Greencastle. The
Greencastle Branch of the Lands
Tool Company is again operating a
24-hour a day schedule, and employ
ing l 10 men. - Squire Lemuel Snively
is able to be out after a months ILL
ness with rheumatism. - Misses
Mary and Sidney Mil are at Wash
ington, ID. c. - Mr.. and Mrs Howard
Steck have returned to Martinsburg,
w. Va, after a visit with Mrs. Stecks
parents. - Mrs. G. II. Clippinger was
the hostess of an enjoyable Bridge
party Thursday evening in her apart
ments in the Brendle building. -
Miss Mary Watson Craig entertained
the Outdoor Club Saturday evening.
- Miss Millie Stutenroth, of Ship
pensburg was a week -end visitor with
Miss Annie keefer DR.. John p.
StoNer is recovering from his recent
illness. Miss Camilla Stair of
Reading is the guest of Miss Eliza
beth Brendle. - Mrs. Langdon Ker-
ney entertained Sewing Club from
Hagerstown of which she is mem
Der at her apartments in the Barn
hart building. The guests came to
Greencastle by trolley. Harry Me-
Gaughey a well known Greencastle
resident, celebrated his 18th birthday
Tuesday - Mr.. and Mrs. c. II.
Strine left this week for an extended
visit with their daughter in Dallas
Center, Iowa. - Mrs. Annie f. Grove
has returned from a visit with her
daughter in York, Pa. Mrs. j.
Funk Martin has returned to Jack
sonville, Fla, after a brief visit with
her father, l.. II. Fletcher. - Post
master II. +. Petrie fell from an i'm
provised scaffolding at his new
garage on Wednesday and was pain
fully injured.
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1916-05-06
Assessment Doubled For
Mt. Union Brick Plants

Mt. Union, Pa, May 6. 49, Assess
ment of the local brick plants, which
formerly amounted to S165,000 has
been raised by the County Commits
sioners to $350,000, or more than
double, and as n result the three COM
panies are carrying the matter into
the courts. - Frank Moore, for many
years superintendent of the Silica
Brick Works, has resigned owing to
ill health. His place is being filed
by Mr.. Peterson of Alexandria. The
Walker Company of town
are contemplating building a num-
ber of tennis courts for the benefit of
its office force. The High school
debating team added new honors to
the school when 1t defeated Mifflin
county and thus bringing to Mt. Union
the championship of Juniata, Miflin
and Huntingdon counties. Mrs.
George Thompson is suffering with
typhoid fever. - The new Municipal
Building was used Monday night by
council for the first time. The build
ing will be formally dedicated in the
near future. - son was born to
Mr.. and Mrs. Abe Diamond. - Mary
and Media Newhart of Bloomsbury,
visited Mrs. Emory Long on Sunday.
- Mrs. Harvey Bennett was given a
surprise party by her children.
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1916-05-06
BIG EATERS GET
KIDNEY TROUBLE
SAYS AUTHORITY
Take a tablespoonful of Salts to
flush Kidneys if Back
hurts.
Omit all meat from diet if you feel
Rheumatic or Bladder
bothers.

The American men and women
must guard constantly against kidney
trouble, because we eat too much and
all our food is rich. Our blood is
filed with uric acid which the kidneys
strive to filter out, they weaken from
overwork, become sluggish: the elm
inative tissues clog and the result is
kidney trouble, bladder weakness and
general decline in health.
When your kidneys feel like Jumps
of lead; your back hurts or the urine
ia cloudy. full of sediment or you are
obliged to seek relief two or three
| times during the night; If you suffer
with sick headache or dizzy, nervous
spells, acid stomach. or YOU have rheu-
matism when the weather is bad get
from your pharmacist about four
ounces of Jad Salts; take tablespoon
full in a glass of water before break
fast for a few days and your kidneys
will then act fine. This famous salts
is made from the acid of grapes and
lemon juice. combined with lthia, and
has been used for generations to flush
and stimulate cloRged Kidneys to neu-
tralize the acids in the urine so II no
longer is source OF irritation, thus
ending bladder disorders
Jad Salts Is inexpensive; cannot in
iure. makes a delightful effervescent
Whitewater beverage, and belongs in
every home, because nobody can make
a mistake by having good kidney
flushing any tlme.-Advertisem
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1916-05-06
Selinsgrove Council Will
Aid In Sewering Town

Selinsgrove, Pa, May s. - At a re-
cent meeting of borough council. 1t
was decided to help along the sewer
ing of the main streets of the town
by assisting in paying the cost. Ex-
Judge Mcclure of Lewisbury, who
controls the Selinsgrove Water Com
pany, will finance the sewer PROPOSE
ton. but thinks the town should help
p little, and proposed the borough
stand the cost of maintaining n State
Highway Inspector here, while Mar
ket street is being ditched in order
to lay the pipe. The borough council
did not hesitate TO appropriate a sum
sufficient to cover the above expense
and II is understood that work on the
new sewer will be started at once. -
Miss Sue Tool, who taught the pri-
mary school at Middleburg. for the
past four years, has been elected to
one of the grade positions here. -
Lloyd Swineford has gone to Mount
Union where he has secured employ
ment- - Lester Wilmer Of Milton.
spent the weekend with his parents
here. - Mr.. and Mrs. Ammon WaG-
enseIler OF Middleburg. attended the
play given by the High School here
this week - John Klopp is i'll at his
home here on Market street