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The Washington herald., 1916-11-14
Laughs from Life

McTavish and Macpherson are adrift
at sea In an open boat.
McTavish (on his knees)-O Lord, ken
I've broken maist o. Thy commandments
And I've been q hard drinker all my
day, But o Lord, II we're spared this
time, promise never
Macpherson-I widna commit myseI'
over far, Donald. I think I see land.
Married his former wife7 How shock
ingi This disbelief In the sacred inviol-
ability Of divorce viii make our courts q
farcer'
Uncle sflas Visiting city relatives who
used electrical appliances for cooking at
the table)-well. swami You make fun
of us for eatin' in the kitchen. I don't
see as II makes much difference whether
you eat in the kitchen or cook in the
dining-room.
In one Of the schools in st. Paul. MINI.
a fifth grade class was asked in exam
ination to name five countries Of Europe.
their capitals and forms Of government.
After naming four correctly, a boy con-
cluded with this statement: The capital
of Switzerland Is Berne. They have no
form of government, because they can
hide in the mountains.
Dyer-Is de Rich's daughter highly ed
ucated?
Ryer-she has the worst education that
could be got for the money.
successful Congressman is one who
can cause a postofice building to rise
where only a rural route existed before.
Docs he understand womenT'
We'll. he had money once and he's
broke now"
Two negro chauffeurs lolled out Of their
limousines in front of a mansion in which
a reception was being held.
Use gwine vote for Gineral Hughes-he
shore make a noise like a big man." OBJ
served the blacker OF the two.
Huh" returned the other superiorly,
''yo' kin put any kind OF honk on any
kind OF a cah.''
First Professional Charity Worker Ito
second ditto): I'm feeling awfully bored
this morning.
Yes? So am 1. Let's go and mind
someone else's business"
Kiddie: Mother. do they read Life in
Heaven?
Mater: Don't be silly.
day school about the Life OF the world
to come.
How is your Indigestion"
1T has Just succumbed to a new cure I"
The Washington herald., 1916-11-14

Repeated efforts by the Republicans to break
the solid South have failed They have Haunted
the blessings of protection before the gaze OF
Southern States in which manufacturing is. Of
growing Importance without avail, except that
West Virginia voted for Mr.. Hughes. The indus
tries of that State are not those which make the
most plausible plea for protection, but they are
those in which very large numbers of men are
employed by few corporations, and it is possible
that this has something to do with the Republican
gains there. But the President has pretty effect
lively broken the solid North. Though he lost his
own State, and most of, perhaps all of New Eng ing
publican and he won them by large majorities.
When the State of Ohio gives majority of Is; 900
Colorado gives Mr.. Wilson very large majority;
when Kansas gives him $4,000 majority, and the
Republican flirtations with the Mormons prove
worthless, and sheep-raising Wyoming goes Dem
ocratic, and the State Of Washington gives the
President majority of I5.ooo something has hap
pened, and it should set the politicians OF both
Record.
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NAVAL ORDERS.
ORDERS TO OFFICERS.


Lieut. O. J. Russell to command Wake and
division two Destroyer force. Atlantic Fleet.
Lieut.. Gunior grade) Dew. Ramsey. to Naval
Aeronautic Station, Pensacola, Fla.
Lieut.. (iunior gTadel E W. Coil, to Sara
Aeronautic Station, Pensacola, Fla.
Lieut.. Cunior grade) R. 7. Merrill. to command
Smith.
Lieut. Gunior> grade) F. G. Reinicke. to Naval
Aeronauic Station, Pensacola Fla
MOVEMENTS OF VESSELS.
Annapolis arrived at La PaE, November Il
Arizona arrived at Lynnhaven Roads, November II
Chattanooga arrived at Corinto. November 3
kanawha arrived at Hampton Roads November II
Mayfower arrived at New York City, November u
Mayfower sailed for Washington, November Il
New Orleans sailed for San Francisco. Noyembei
IL; New York arrived at Fort Channel Light Vessel
November IL; Oklahoma arrived at Hampton Roads
November IL; Olympia sailed for Santo Domingo
City via Guantanamo. November II; Oregon arrived
at Santa Barbara November II; Texas arrived al
Hampton Roads, November II: Wyoming sailed fol
Hampton Roads, November Il
The Washington herald., 1916-11-14

"The enormous interest-bearing debt of the
United States is the cause of the present high
cost of living says T. Cushing Daniel, we'll
known economist. He probably is wrong. The
European is said to be the chief cause for the
latest jump in the living cost. Union wages also
are said to be responsible for the higher prices OF
necessities. The tariff likewise is blamed In
fact, there are innumerable explanations for the
cause of the living cost But apparently the
people not so much interested in the causes
for higher prices as they are in some practical
method of reducing them
The Washington herald., 1916-11-14
Debating Society Elects

The Junior Debating Society of George
town University Law School. at a meet
ing last night, elected Robert NJ Nc
Gauley. of Massachusetts, president Mr..
McGauley won the final prize debate at
Georgetown University last year Other
officers elected were John J. McGrane,
vice president; T. A. Lane. secretary, and
Thomas P. Keville, treasurer.
The Washington herald., 1916-11-14

opposed to Democracy and that on two occasions
he has shown very clearly that third term would
not be dstasteful.
But as matters stand, the question of whether
"a Republican Democratic President shall sue
ceed Mr.. Wilson depends very largely now on Mr..
Wilson and what he does in the next four years.
The Washington herald., 1916-11-14

Hard to Decide-Mrs Newcom-Befor,
we were married you said that my slght-
est wish should be your law
Mr.. Newcom-EXactly, my love; but
YOU have 30 many various and well-de-
veloped wishes that am as yet unable
TO decide as to which is the slightest
Pittsburgh Post
The Washington herald., 1916-11-14
Except in some of the perfervid bulletins ema-

Except in some of the perfervid bulletins ema-
mating from Mr.. McCormick's headquarters, there
has not been, so far we are aware, the remotest
intimation that party or the other plotting
ruptly tampering with the electoral machinery.
The process of ascertainment has been and is a
purely arithmetica process, as it ought to be in
The "Sun" has lively recollection of the unrea-
soning emotions excited, and the passionate will
ingness on the part of many strong partisans to
win the game by any available means, which
characterized the earlier phases of the elec.
toral controversy of 1876 We hope to good
heaven that the experience may never be repeated
in this republic The prevailing sentiment was
said: There must be no stain on the Presidency
of the United States, whether the President be
Woodrow Wilson or Charles E. Hughes New
York Sum-
The Washington herald., 1916-11-14
vERMONTERs MEET.
acquaintance" Gathering Held at
Washiugton Club.

An Acquaintance meeting was held
by the Vermont State Association last
night at the Washington Club, 1910 Sew
enteenth street northwest. It was the
first of a series OF winter meetings.
Readings were given by Mrs. Estelle S.
Pope. Herbert F. Aldridge sang several
solos. Music was furnished by an or
chestra under the direction Of c. E Alden.
George r. Wales. president, presided.
Ernest Crandall was the secretary.
The Washington herald., 1916-11-14

The largest pieces of marble ever set
in any structure in this country have
been swung into place in the Lincoln
Memorial. Each one of these giant slabs
weighs twenty-eight tons. Popular
Science Monthly.
The Washington herald., 1916-11-14

TEARS.
The eyes are portals of the soul,
And tears raindrops falling there
To ease the scars of pain and dole
Along the burrows of your care;
And as the raindrops fructify
The fields whence springs the later grain
So do the teardrops of the eye
Forecast rich harvests out of pain.
Copyright, 1861
The Washington herald., 1916-11-14
SOCIETIES IN JOINT SESSION.
Agriculture Bodies Meet at the
Ebbitt.

Three agricultural associations held
toint session last night at the Ebbitt Ho-
tel: The American Society Of Agronomy,
the Society for the Promotion Of Agri-
cultural Science and the American Farm
Management Association.
Addresses were made by the presiding
officers OF the three organizations, the
speakers being Carlton R Ball, Of this
city; Charles E. Thorn, Of Wooster, Ohio,
and H w. Jeffers
The Washington herald., 1916-11-14

Carl Mueller. OF Waukegan, ILL.,, has fixed the
price of admission to his moving picture theater
at two potatoes. man with two pieces of coal
probably could get a season ticket
The Washington herald., 1916-11-14

The sweetheart's kiss may be deadly, says DR..
Charles D. Schaeffer, of the Allentown, Pa, hos
pitaL Undertakers and proprietors of cemeteries
in sentimental communities please take notice
The Washington herald., 1916-11-14

The Democrats owe 100000. And the Repub-
licans would be willing to owe twice as much if
they could get what goes with the debt
The Washington herald., 1916-11-14

1t is all over but the shouting and the Demo-
Gratis Of Washington going to do that Thurs
day evening
The Washington herald., 1916-11-14

Marriages said to be made in heaven, but
the increase OF divorce cases the District
docket proves they are not yet guaranteed for life
The Washington herald., 1916-11-14

Pretty Familiar-Prof Fudge-what do
you mean, Mr.. Jones. by speaking Of Dick
Wagner. DudIe Beethoven. Charlie Gou-
nod. and Fred Handel?
Jones-Wen you told me to get familiar
with the great composers.-Musical Amer
lea
The Washington herald., 1916-11-14

Elections come and elections go, but the high
cost of living seems to go on forever
The Washington herald., 1916-11-14

The House may as we'll elect the new Con-
gresswoman Speaker.
The Washington herald., 1916-11-14
Today's Euents

Msstins. wAshinaOn chsnbsr Of ooanec.. 10
Messing. PsTf view oti..ns' Association. P.rs
Rscitai, W.sanstoa Readers Club. Pun,
Meeting PsswOr1h Home and schOol Association.
Petworth School. .. m
Meeting. aSchseolosicAl ssctioo q The Tventisth
Centnry Club at home Of MH John Love. IA
Noodley place porthwest. 11B D. N
Nesting. WNkhington section Oounc1 of Je.fsh
Wona. rstry room. Hshth strvet rmplA ~
.. m
LmehsOu. washinrtoo ohsptr of tA. Ilvmp.,
Assocst.on q NOtrs Dana of Masy1snd. Lsfay.sts
Atphsbet Bsssr held By Ns.dls-ust Oub q r.n-
PIE bsvast Church. for bsnsat of chueh. IN p m
st the n6stt House under susule,s Of Indian
socety o. washington, 2: % D m
hntsrtaannsnt for the hind In Psviliou q
Is0g oonres. provided b. ths Ansrse.s
Mssins q ''omo' clas. q Baeht.Ood M..hod,-,
npa'oopai ohurch. IN The new roons q the church.
Msstns q the National Association q, Rs,lro.1
,ou.u Cnn',slones IN interstate oomnsrcs coumis-
aons hearing room. 10 eonads elfht-hour hv,
Lsctus % What L. ossupsthyr' b. d.. Res,
Pgnna. at nesting q ohsptn Union q W, q,
II u. at ": o. T. Q. he.dquhrtsuI p N
DaDcs unds auspices of Unity oouncl ind.-
psdent Order Sons Of JonAdsb for s.nsdt q tun.,l
fund. p N
hee4nE Of Trsasuy Branch q F.dsr.l I'm
poy0 Union, 70 coosdsr new euustit1Itson ~
bylaw
Meeting o Columbia Heights cius-o.. L,.o.,-
ton. posofhce hail. p n
Aodress By Q. l. BECKETT. physical dir.c4or of
T. M. o A, On "A Man Of Action" in le.d.r1'
room Of Y. NJ. O. A. IN p m.
CslsbrstIon Of the Tuth Gnnive-.sr- 81 III.
Dominion Order. from today until nert Hnod,T
Cardinal Gibbons 10 b. present SERIES hsd IN
. Dominican house a Studies 10 a N
MAsonie-Fede1l. No !; Acadia. No. 10; Evan
eehS CnApt1. KNIGHT Rose Crox, and Mithras
I Lodge q Perfection Of the Scottish Rte Elersn
No. and Columbia. No. Is. of the nast.zn STA.
Odd FeiloSI-Wasnnston. No. 0; Goaden Ruiz.
No. q; Amity. No z; Fred D. stuart Dne.mp-
neut. No. z.
No. Il; Capital No D: Myrtle No q
WomIs Benefit Association. OolunbIa Rs-l-r
Pythisn Tenpls
The Washington herald., 1916-11-14

Some people like peace so we'll that they are
willing to fight to the last ditch for it.
The Washington herald., 1916-11-14

Probably the whole trouble was that the public
not educated to call him Charlie"
The Washington herald., 1916-11-14

Do your campaigning for 1920 early.
The Washington herald., 1916-11-14
A Line o Cheer Each Day o the Year.
By JOHN KENDRIcK BANGS.

First printing of original poem. written daily
for The Washington Herald
The Washington herald., 1916-11-14

Unquestionably, Mr. Wilson and his party have
given the country the most constructive and useful
administration ever had in the course of one four
year period. The republic has been placed upon
the strong and we believe, lasting basis of So
and the highest ideals have been formed and
enacted into legislation, setting the stride, to
speak, that will be maintained for all time to come
and to the immense benefit of all the people
Mobile Register.
The Washington herald., 1916-11-14

At any rate, Mr. Hughes is good loser
The Washington herald., 1916-11-14
AAIrEEMENrs

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NationAA"Comnon Clay" SlS d m
keith's-VHnd-TiIle. 2:s and SIS . m.
PoNs-"My hotheT's Rosary." zlB and siB D. n
GSyety-Buresqle. 2lS and SIS D n
Coznos-VAndeTile / % u II D. m
LoeS's ColunbiA-Photoph1. Il ., N. q NH
p m
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The Washington herald., 1916-11-14

We cautioned against the peril of a close
and disputed Presidential election and admonished
to be calm but thus far we have detected no
tendency to be anything else. The election in
1916 is close but not disputed. 1t looked if
Hampshire, but what is needed there is only a
little more careful counting. The election re-
manned long in doubt not because the count
authoritatively Observation-Disclosures Press.
The labor journal. [volume] (Everett, Wash.) 1909-1976, 1916-06-30
JOHN E. BOYLE
Treasurer of Snohomish County

No office in the public service re-
quires a greater degree of skill and
constructive financial ability than that
of treasurer. In this particular John
in that important capacity in the past,
now seeks the office of county COM
missioner. His administration of the
financial affairs of the county have,
his friends believe, qualified him for
this larger field of endeavor in public
life. Mr. Boyle is a man with the rare
gift of making friends, and he is one
of those men who has the capacity
for keeping the friendship and loyalty
ship upon. That he will make
capable and efficient commissioner is
beyond question, and that all who
know the man personally, as well as
those who are merely familiar with
his splendid administrative qualities,
will work hard for his election. He is
/ familiar with every phase of the
countys finances, he has given salts
faction in a previous administration.
He will not come to the new honors,
which he is being urged to seek by
his friends, without experience in
county affairs, and for that reason his
election should be an assured fact.
! This mans candidacy for the position
of county commissioner is one of those
instances where the office seeks the
man, purely because of peculiar fit
ness and complete qualification.
The labor journal. [volume] (Everett, Wash.) 1909-1976, 1916-06-30
NOTICE TO CREDITORS

In the Superior Court of the State of
Washington, in and for the County
of Snohomish-No. 1872.
In the matter of the estate of
Christine Keene, deceased.
NOTICE IS HEREBY GIVEN, by
tho undersigned the executor of the
last will and testament of Christine
Koone deceased, to the creditors. o.
ard all persons having claims against
the said decedent, to exhibit them with
the necessary vouchers within ono
wear after the date of the first pub
LEGATION of this notice to the under
signed executor, at the office of H. w.
Holmes, Room PIG, Colby Building. in
the City of Everett, County of Sno-
homish. State of Washington, the
same being the place for the transac-
ton Of the business of sad estate in
Snohomish County, Washington.
WILLIAM H. KEENE.
Executor of the last will and tesla
ment of Christine Keene, decea~oA.
II. w. Holmes. Attorney for Fv-
ecutor, Room 216 Colby Building
Snohomish County, State of Washing
Date of first publication, June %
1916.
The labor journal. [volume] (Everett, Wash.) 1909-1976, 1916-06-30
JOHN G. DENNEY

The many loyal friends of former
Judge John c. Denney are enthusiast
tically supper ing him in his candi-
dacy for the office of superior court
Judge, and there are many such sup
porters who are hoping to see J. c.
Denney again occupy the judges
chair.
Judge Denney was appointed judge
of superior court of Snohomish and
Kitsap counties BY Governor Ferry,
first governor of the State of Wash
ington, and reelected by the people
for two terms, serving in all ten yaers,.
during which time he made an en-
viable reputation a. a profound jurist
and master of the law. Judge Denney
was born in Delaware County, Ohio.
There is a general feeling of con-
fidence in Judge Denney, and if he is
chosen by the people to again take
charge of this department of our gov
eminent, he will undoubtedly prove
that this confidence is not misplaced.
The labor journal. [volume] (Everett, Wash.) 1909-1976, 1916-06-30
CHARLES BPAYFOPD
Chief Inspector Snohomish County
Paving Work

Charles Brayford, who is chief in
Snohomish County, is a man who has
long taken efficiency for his watch
word. He was born in Reading, Pa,
and came to the State of Washington
with his parents rs years ago After
completing a high school course, he
entered Lawrenceville school, New
Jersey in which he took a three
years course Upon leaving school he
returned to the State of Washington
and entered into railroad construction
work. After devoting a number of
years to this work, in which he
achieved marked success, Mr., Bray
ford turned his attention to pavement
and highway construction, devoting
considerable time and study to diff
ferent types of pavement, and becom-
ing a recognized expert in this line OF
work. For the last four years Mr..
Crawford has been connected with the
state and county construction of per-
narent highways and is now chief in
epector of Srohom'sh Countv's road
work. Mr. Brayford won the position
he now holds on his merits. Some
time ago he received a letter from the
state highway department, highly
comending the work which had been
done under his supervision. Mr. Bray
ford expects to continue in the same
lire of work. and those who are
familiar with his achievements predict
that he will advance further in his
chosen profession.
The labor journal. [volume] (Everett, Wash.) 1909-1976, 1916-06-30
COAST ICE & COLD STORAGE
co. (Inc.)

One of the important industrial
plants that has contributed to the
prosperity of the City of Everett is
the Coast Ice and Cold Storage Co.
GncD. In addition to the manu-
facture of ice and the conduct of one
of the best equipped cold storage
plants in this par of the state, this
company also conducts an extensive
dairy, known as The Everett Dairy.
The wide patronage accorded the
dairy products, such as butter, cheese,
for public disposal by this firm, is
evidence of the Nigh quality of these
products and the perfect sanitary con-
ditions which prevail throughout this
plant Purity, excellence of quality
and the maintenance of the highest
standard of sanitation are the watch
words that have made this business
grow to its present proportions and
that insure a just measure of in
general public. An instance of the
care taken to insure the purity and
healthfulness of it's products is the
method used in the manufacture of
ice. Only the purest of distilled water
is used c,r the entire output of this
plant, which has a capacity of forty
tons per day.
The personnel of the Coast Ice and
Cold Storage Company is guarantee
of it's integrity and claim to patronage.
Henry Merzel is the president and
general manaeer, T. K. Robel, OF
Granite Falls, The vice-president and
George MenZel is the secretary
treasurer.
The daily Gate City and constitution-Democrat. (Keokuk, Iowa) 1916-1922, 1916-12-29

ciates in church and community I'M
til so recently, together mourn her
departure and together extend their
sympathy to the bereaved family.
Funeral services were held at Bur
Iington Thursday and the remains In
tered in a cemetery there.
Mr.. and Mrs. Chas. B. Finn and
daughter, Viola, have moved to their
farm at Bison, South Dakota. Mr..
Finn departed several days ahead OF
the family, he going by freight with
the stock and household goods.
Lloyd Macklin, Bonaparte ice man,
has a large force of men at work on
the ice here and with favorable
! weather. will fill his large ice house
! in 4 few days. The ice is from eight
TO ten inches thick and the quality is
| fine.
| Wallace Bradford, who has been
| working in Canada, and also several
| of the eastern states, for the past
| two wears, as a structural steel work
! err, is visiting with his parents. Mr.,
and Mrs. Walter Bradford, and other
relatives here.
| Philip Whiteley, who attends Rush
! Medical school at Chicago, is here
for a weeks visit with his parents
Mr. and Mrs. J. G. Whitley.
Miss Geo. McComb visited with he1
mother, Mrs. Roclsafellow, who Is IN
a Keokuk hospital, several days last
/ week.
Miss Myrtle Woods of Iowa City
has been visiting here with her SIS
ter, Mrs. Robt. Meek
The daily Gate City and constitution-Democrat. (Keokuk, Iowa) 1916-1922, 1916-12-29
ILLINOIS.
; Q Q o . o & = O . . . . . 4
MEMPHIS, MO.
. . . = q = . . Q . .

Charles H. Tenney. the well-known
circus band director and a life long
resident of Memphis, died in hospital
in Muskogee, OKLA, Wednesday
night of this week. He went to
Muskogee about six weeks ago for
a visit with his brother, Hugh. From
there he planned to go to Hot
Springs, but his condition grew so
bad that the physicians at Hot
Springs advised against the baths
and he returned to Muskogee for
medical treatment. Deceased was one
of the country's foremost band di-
rectors and was widely known over
this section Of the state. He leaves
three sisters and four brothers to
mourn his demise.
Miss Verna Tippett departed last
Saturday for Boulder, Col, where on
Sunday evening following, she was
united in marriage to Earl Reed OF
Boulder, but formerly of this city.
Dewey, son Of Mr.. and Mrs. Charles
Arnold, residing on the Lee T. Witty
farm north of Arbela. died last Sun
day after a brief illness Deceased
was young man, well liked by a
host of acauaintances and his death
is deeply regretted.
At the parsonage Of the First M. E.
church on Sunday, December "a, at
1890 o'clock a. m. occurred the mar
rage of Clarence Varnold and MISS
Ethel Mallett, Rev. E. B. Thompson
pronouncing the words that made them
man and wife.
J. NJ. Kloetzer has rented a part
The daily Gate City and constitution-Democrat. (Keokuk, Iowa) 1916-1922, 1916-12-29
Meat Prices Will
Not Come Down" is

the cheerful news that comes
from the DeparunentofAgr-
culture. Meat prices Will
not worry the man or woman
who knows that a Shredded
Wheat Biscuit will supply
more real body : building
nutrifnent than beefsteak or
eggs and at much less cost.
Shredded Wheat remains
the same price, the same
high quality, supplying all
the nutriment a man needs
for q half days work. Two
shredded wheat biscuits
with bananas and cream: or
other fruits make a complete,
nourishing meal at a cost OF
not'over Eve cents. Made
at Niagara Falls, N. Z.