davidaulloa/AmericanStories huggingface dataset:
Evening star., 1916-07-26
WILL RETURN TO BUREAU
, HE HELPED TO ORGANIZE
Federal Department Soon to Secure
Services of Former Chief,
DR.. B. 7. Galloway.

DR.. Beverly T. Galloway, who was
assistant secretary of agriculture when
he resigned from the government serv-
ice in 1914. and who had been con-
nected with that department since
1887, is going to return to the service
soon. Unofficial confirmation of this
was secured at the department today.
Dr. Galloway will return to the bu-
reau of plant industry, which he was
largely instrumental in organizing and
developing. He was the first chief Of
this bureau. His work will be princi-
pally in Investigations under applied
plant pathology, devoting special at
tention toward prevention of plant dis
ease.
DR.. Galloway resigned two years ago
to become dean of the New York State
School of Agriculture, at Cornell Uni
versity.
Evening star., 1916-07-26
PLANS FOR CONVENTION
NEARING COMPLETION
Catholic Total Abstinence Union
Will Begin Its Session in
Capital August 9.

At meeting Monday evening, in
Carroll Hall. of the committee in
Charge of the arrangements for the
convention of the Catholic Total Absti-
nence Union of America. to be held in
Washington August .. 10 and IL, it
was announced that practically all of
the work of preparing for the conven-
ton has been finished. Final ar
rangements will be completed at a
meeting to be held in Carroll Hall next
Monday.
A program of entertainment at the
Raleigh Hotel has been made up by
Thomas Cantwell, and luncheon will be
served all three days at the Catholic
University. according to Mrs. George
Howe. who is in charge of that part of
the work. Accomm oda tions for the
visitors are being arranged for by j.
Edward Mitchell.
St Mary's Industrial Home School
Band will furnish music for the OPEN
ing meeting at the New National The
. ater. August 9. 1t also was announced
by Father P. J. O'Callaghan that the
Sioux Indians will be represented by
delegates in the full regalia of their
tribe
Evening star., 1916-07-26
1,coc CHILDREN AS GUESTS.
Salvation Army Will Take Them to
Marshall Hall August II.

One thousand poor children and their
mothers are to he the guests of the
salVation Army on an outing August
IL Arrangements have been completed
70 take them to Marshall Hall aboard
the Charles Macalcstcr and give them
s1 outins, something which many OF
tAe73 have never before ertoycd. :
ccod. substantial lunch is 10 be served
o. a@T-va., followed by games and
e'nusePEen;s ot various kinds. Later in
tae afternoon ice cream and cake is
10 be served
SIX thousand appeals for subscrIp-
toas 70 help defrsy the expenses have
Lsen sent out by the Salvation Army.
% Tar responses have been generous
BAT more money is needed in order
tnat the tui1 number Of children and
their mothers may be carried down the
f!rcs- Mothers wishing TO take advan-
Us" OF this opportunity for them
ae.Nes and children please notify the
s1.F~t!oa Army. at $40 Pennsylvania
svcEGe.
Evening star., 1916-07-26
Deaths Reported.

The following deaths have been re-
ported to the health department In the
last twenty-four hours:
Roy ]. Lee, 81 years, st. Elizabeth
Hospital.
Maynard NJ. Davis, 40 years, Tubercu-
losis Hospital
Jerome J. Mccarthy, so years. 40 New
York avenue northwest.
Henry C. Lutz, Sc years. 141 r street
northeast.
William Mountjoy, 40 years, Sibley
Hospital.
John F. Kelly. so years, Washington
Asylum Hospital.
Emma NJ. Fletcher, SIS years, St. Eliza
beth Hospital
Frank Parker. rs years. United States
Soldiers Home Hospital.
Beatrice Shaw. 18 years, tuberculosis
Hospital.
Mary f, Branson, 81 years, SIS F
street southeast.
Howard Watts, Is months, II P street
northeast.
William L. Dorsey. 1 year, 29 10th
street northeast.
Joseph Butler, years. 1882 street
northeast.
Arphonia Garfield years. 625 Sewers
court northwest.
Evening star., 1916-07-26
FUMES KILL J. D. SCHAMEL.
Ammonia Inhaled in Market Base
ment Causes Death at Hospital.

J. p. Schamel of 935 Virginia avenue
southwest, who was overcome by am
monia fumes in the basement of the Old
Dutch Market. 2002 Georgia avenue north
west, yesterday morning, died early this
morning at Emergency Hospital.
Schamel was removed from the base
ment unconscious. but was later revived.
His condition last night changed and his
death occurred shortly after o'clock this
morning According to information re-
ceived by the police, Schamel went to the
basement to turn off the ammonia sup
ply to refrigerator plant, but instead
turned IT on, the increased pressure caus-
ing a cylinder head to blow out, allowing
the ammonia to escape.
Coroner Nevitt made an investigation
and is to swear jury over the body
this afternoon and will hold an inquest
later.
Evening star., 1916-07-26
DEATH HELD ACCIDENTAL.
Jury Investigates Auto Accident
Which Was Fatal to John J. Shea.

Verdict of accidental death was
given by the jury investigating the
circumstances surrounding the death
Of John J. Shea, 1880 Meridian street,
Washington. who was killed on the
East Riverdale road Monday night
when the automobile in which he was
riding rolled down an embankment.
The jury held the accident WAS un-
avoidable The jury met last night in
the Office of Deputy Sheriff Thomas H.
Garrison. in HyattsYille. 6. y. Bowen
acted as foreman in the absence of
n G. Dudrow and the other Jurors
were Joseph w. Fuller, Frank VogeI,
Edward Gasch, Ernest Gasch, William
j. Allen. Perry Browning, - Stailey,
Carlton T. Jones, G. S. Kessler, Charles
Hall and Thomas II. Garrison
Funeral services for Mr.. Shea will
be held at the Sacred Heart Church
tomorrow morning at 3 o'clock. In
,erment Will be IN Mount Oliyet ceme
terry.
Evening star., 1916-07-26
MANY SEEK TARIFF JOBS.
Several Hundred Suggested for
Places on the Commission.

President Wilson is scanning a long
list of names presented for the new
tariff commission proposed in the gen.
eral revenue bill The commission, If
created. would have five members. Sew
eral hundred men have been suggest
ed for it. The revenue bill, which has
been passed by the House, will be
passed by the Senate probably just
before adjournment.
Duties of the commission would be to
investigate the country's customs laws.
relations between the rates of duty of
raw materials and manufactured prod
ucts, effects of ad valorem and specific
duties tariff relations between the
United States and foreign countries
commercial treaties and foreign COM
petition.
Evening star., 1916-07-26
BAND CONCERT.

By the United States Soldiers
Home Band. at the bandstand, this
evening at $50. John S. NJ. Zim-
mermann. director.
March, "Semper Fidelis". j.. .Sousa
Overture, William Tell
(requeSt) Ross1nf
Two songs
(a) aloha Oe,"
Queen Lil-Zimmermann
(b) For You. ..... Zimmerman
Selection, Faust. ........ .Gounod
Fox trot, THE Murray Walk"
Biese
Waltz suite, Lady Laughter"
Blake
Characteristic. "A Cocoanut
Lance HERMANN
Finale. "Araby". Berlin
1.-The Star Spangled Banner"
Evening star., 1916-07-26
Summer Diet.

It's seldom that l give advice
to readers as to diet; the doctors
do it and their price has started
many a riot. Excelsior and bass
wood meal" the gifted doctor hol-
lers, you ought to eat, if good
you'd feel-now cough up seven
dollars" The summers hard on
brain and nerve, and makes us
total -lossv; some simple rules we
should observe if we'd be feeling
fossy. We ought to fill ourselves
with greens, to roastn ears be
treated; for eating pork and beet
steak means that we'll be over
heated. You wouldn't wear Your
winter duds when solar rays are
busy, vet eating meat and starchy
spuds is surely just as dizzy. !
journey forth with stately tread
where garden sass is growing,
and eat luscious cabbagehead,
when hunger's pangs I'm know
ing. No we'll done porterhouse
for me! That diet is unholv; |
pluck turnip from the tree. and
Fletcherize it slowly. No sweet
ened drinks. but Adams ale,
around my stomach washes, and
when hunger | regale my works
with prunes and squashes. BY
eating things ike these my health
is buttressed strong and pillared,
and | will bet a slice of wealth
that | can whip Jess Willard
WALT MASON.
Evening star., 1916-07-26
KILLED BY AUTO TRUCK.
Henry Queen, Colored, Dies Soon
After Reaching Hospital.

A two-ton auto truck. loaded with five
tons of cement, passed over the legs of
Henry Queen colored. twenty EIGHT years
old, residing on B street between I'd and
Sd streets. yesterday afternoon on Pierce
mill road near Connecticut avenue and
caused his death about four hours later
at Emergency Hospital.
Queen was attempting to jump on the
truck, operated by Joseph Brown. also
colored, of 1919 E street southeast when
he missed his step and fell to the road
way. Before the truck could be stopped
the wheels of the heavy loaded vehicle
had passed over his legs
Coroner Nevitt is'to swear a jury over
the body this afternoon, and an inquest
will be held later
Evening star., 1916-07-26
DOG TAGS NOW READY.
CANNES Will Wear German Silver
Instead of Brass Markers.

Dog tags for the new fiscal year have
been received by the District tax office
and are now ready for issuance to
owners
Usually the tags are available July /.
but a delay OF several weeks was caused
because 1t was at first thought that Ger
man silver could not be obtained. After
brass was decided on for a substitution. it
was learned that German silver could -be
obtained. Owners will be given week in
which to procure the tags. for which a
charge Of 81 each Is made. Dogs not
tagged after that period will run the
risk of being captured by the pound
master.
Evening star., 1916-07-26
Commerce Department Changes.

The Department of Commerce an
nounces the following changes:
The temporary appointment of Clyde
D. Lowen as clerk at 5000 in the bureau
of navigation has been terminated
In the bureau of foreign and domestic
commerce. William W. Ewing, special
agent, and Frank Rhea commercial
agent. have been appointed special dis
bursting agents with bond at S., 900 each
In the bureau of standards, Burton Nc
Callum, electrical engineer in the field
service. has been promoted to 50, 300, and
Russell S. Mcbride. associate chemist.
has been promoted to 50, ZOO
Evening star., 1916-07-26
THE COURTS.
District Supreme Court.

EQUITY DIvISION-Chief Justice Gov
ington.
Dahlgren agt. Real Estate Title and
Trust Company; order of publication;
plaintiffs attorney, w. E. Lester.
Skinner agt. Skinner: rule returnable
August 2: plaintiffs attorneys, John
Lewis Smith and Glenn Willett.
HulfiSh a2t. Carlin; reference to au-
ditor; plaintiffs attorney, S. f. Swayze.
Thompson agt. Thompson; proof or
dered taken before Margaret NJ: Mur-
ray. examiner; plaintiffs attorney,
Crandal Mackey; defendants attorney,
Isaac r. Hit.
New. York Life Insurance Company
agt. Bond Building Company ct al; :;
pro confesso against certain defend-
ants granted; plaintiffs attorneys NC
kenney & Flannery.
Jones agt. Jones; rule returnapie
August 1. 1915: plaintiffs attorneys
Wright & Wampler; defendants attor-
new F. Edward Mitchell.
Shaw agt. Lane. time to hle tran
script extended TO September /; plain
tiff's attorneys. Charles A Towne, FOX
& Fox; defendants attorneys. A. l.
Vogelsang and c. Edward Wright.
CIRCUIT DIvIsION-Chief Justice Gov
ington.
Walker agt Burrows; judgment by con-
fession plaintiffs attorneys, Archer q
Smith and Glenn Willett.
CRIMINAL DIVISION-Chief Justice
Covington.
United States agt Harry Wannell, Sc
duction; hearing on motion for new trial
and in arrest of Judgment continued TO
August l; attorney, ]. A. OShea.
United States agt. Charles Hill. adul-
terry; recognizance $500 taken with irwin
f. Jones, security: attorney, Octave Big
oness.
BANKRUPTCY DIvISION-Chief Justice
Covington.
In re Warren NJ Whyte; adjudication
and reference to r. D. Quinter. referee.
In re William J. Giddings; cause con-
tlnued before Z. s. McCalmont, referee.
In re Edward King: discharge ordered.
In re Albert f. Norton; cause continued
before E. S. McCalmont as referee.
PROBATE DIvISION-Chief Justice
Covngton.
Estate of Francis Sorrel: order of pub
lication; attorney, p. D. Boteler.
Estate of Lyman +. w. Cushing: com
mission ordered to issue; attorney, w.
E. Davis.
Estate of Barbara Berens; order to
sell personal property.
Estate of Juliet Marbury: order to
transfer securities; attorneys, Gordon
& Gordon.
In re Roger Wagner; order appoint
ing Sarah c. van Gue1er guardian;
bond 500; attorney. A. L. Newmyer.
Estate of John Marbury, jr.; order to
transfer securities; attorneys, Gordon
& Gordon.
Estate of John Clayton; will admitted
to probate and letters testamentary
granted to John F. and Rebecca J.
Gray; bond, $500: attorney. A. w. Gray.
Estate of Ellen Truman; will ad-
mitted to probate and letters testa-
mentary granted to Fannie N. Black;
bond. $500; attorney. Z. P. Moore.
Estate of Joseph Friedman; letters
of administration granted to Edwin
A Mooers; bond. 5000; attorney, W. G..
Gardiner.
Estate of Elizabeth Fletcher; letters
of administration granted to Eliza
beth F. Roots; bond, 5000; attorney,
John l.. Cassin.
Estate of Johanna n. Allen; will ad
mitted to probate only; attorney, r.
Preston Shealey.
Estate of William B. Stockman; petit
ton for letters of administration filed;
attorneys. Darr & Peyser.
Estate of Lyman F. w. Cushing; will
dated November 1s, 1912, filed, with
petition for probate; attorney. w.
Davis.
Evening star., 1916-07-26
Glen Echo Park.

two special features in the pavilion
nightly, starting Monday evening, in
addition to the usual bill. Glen Echo
was the first place here to Introduce
features in the dance program, and the
management is planning number of
new ones that the dancers will be al
lowed to pas sjudgment on.
Sunday there will be "a special re-
quest enga cement of Sol Minister'S big
band in a series of concerts, afternoons
and nights.
First-time motion pictures nightly
and all of the amusements running,
with "A number of special attractions,
are the daily features.
Evening star., 1916-07-26
Great Falls Concerts.

Afternoon and evening concerts by
the American Ladies' Orchestra con-
tinue at Great Falls the remainder of
this week, and are also announced for
all next week. These concerts, the
dancing in the large pavilion overlook
ing the falls and the motion pictures
are free to all who visit the falls. Ex-
cellent bass fishing is another feature
announced. a variety of attractions
are provided for children.
Evening star., 1916-07-26
Film Features.
Columbia.

Marie Doro, formerly Frohman
star, will be pictured al the Colum bia
Theater the last three days of this
week in the main photoplay feature
Common Ground" a drama of social
conditions written especially for her
by Marian Fairfax. Common Ground
shows the mental and spiritual awak-
ening through love of a child of the
slums, employed in an artificial flower
factory. How she meets and falls in
love with and eventually saves from
ruin, at the hands of political grafters
young Judge is the story of the
photoplay. Thomas Meighan will be
pictured as the young judge. Theodore
Roberts. Mary Mersch, Horace g. Car
penter and Vera McEvers are in the
cast
Evening star., 1916-07-26
D. C. Measures Favorably Reported

Senator John Walter Smith, chair
man of the Senate District committee.
has introduced in the Senate a joint
resolution giving authority to the
District Commissioners to make spe-
cial regulations for the occasion of
the reunion of the Confederate
Veterans Association to be held in
Washington in 1917, and for other pur-
poses incident to the encampment of
the veterans.
Senatorf Smith has reported favor
ably from his committee bill to in
corporate the American Nurses Asso-
citation in the District of Columbia.
Evening star., 1916-07-26
Will Lecture on Americanism.

"Americanism' is to be the subject of
an address by Representative Murray
Hubert of New York, at mass meet
ing to be held at Cosmopolitan Baptist
Church. N street between 9th and 10th
streets northwest, tomorrow evening.
Colored children attending are to be
given free tickets for picnic and bar
becue to be held at Eureka Park, Ana
costi. August 3.
Rev S. p. w. Drew, pastor of the
church, Is to conduct services Sunday
at $3.50 pm. in memory of the troopers
who were killed at Carrizal, Mexico.
Evening star., 1916-07-26
Funeral of Jerome J. Mccarthy

Funeral services for Jerome J. Nc
Carthy were held this morning at the
Church of the Immaculate Conception.
Requiem mass was celebrated at .
O'Clock and interment was in Mount
Olivet cemetery. Mr.. Mccarthy was
connected for a number of years with
the office of the auditor for the Post
Office Department.
Evening star., 1916-07-26
Civic League Will Celebrate.

The School and Civic League of Nc
Lean, Va, is planning for big day
August 5. Speeches by Representative
C. c. Carlin and other prominent men
are on schedule. In the afternoon a
tournament is to be staged. The COM
mttee on arrangements is: J. p. Mil
bourne, w. Mafett, F. 6. Carter, Ed
ward Stallett, r b. Waters and c.
I,aughlin.
Evening star., 1916-07-26
Special Film Features

iToDAY-JoHN BARRYMORE, in ''THE
I RED WIDOW" Paramount.
| Circle. 21os Pa. Ave Ph. w. es3.
sTODAY-wILLTAM FARNUM. In THE
I MAN FROM BITTER ROOT" Also
I HEARST NEWS.
:ToDAY-GEoRGE WALSH and ANNA
LUTHER. in THE BEAST"
sTODAY-FANNIB WARD. in "A GUTTER
I MAGDALENE." Paramount.
:ToDAY-FANNIE WARD. in "A GUTTER
MAGDALENE."
i: crnndaIr- Av. Grand. s4s Pm. Az. s.F.
?TODAY-RALPH HERR, in THE PURPLE
! LADY,
F.; Olympic. 1AaI Yon Ct. NV.
:ToDAY-Triahgle Plays-JOHN EMERSON.
in THE FLYING TORPEDO" No. 2-1
I HANK MANN. in THE VILLAGE
BLACKSMITH
tToDAY."sHoEs;| OR. WHERE Is MY
DAUGHTER?'' PRESENTING MARY
MACLAREN. In ) acts.
Leader. 9th Bet. e & F st.. wv.
sToDAY-"SHOES; OR, WHERE Is Ny
DAUGHTER:' PRESENTING MARY
! MACLAREN. In . acts.
Masonic Auditorium.
TONIGHT-HAZEL DAWN. in
THE FEID GIRL" Paramount.
Also PATHE WEEKLY.
;Penn Gardens. Pa. Ave. At cist -.
iTODAY-LIoNEL BARRYMORE AND
GRACE VALENTINE. in ..DoRIAN's d.
l VORCE." Metro. Also PATHE WEEKLY.
:TOMORRow-MAE MARSH and ROBERT
HARRON. with TILlIY MARSHALL. in
"A CHILD OF THE PARIS STREETS
Z Also "WILLIE'S wABBLY WAYS"
BEAUTIFUL AIRDOME. ABUNDANCE OF
PARKING SPACE FOR AUTOS.
Lyric. 18th and Irving SITS. NV.
TODAY-George Kleine presents MISS Bill
LIE BURKE. in THE HARVEST OF
SIN IN . ACTS. Also PAT ROONEY.
in THE BELL OF THE BELL HOP" 2
ACT COMEDY, and PATHE NEWS.
4ToMORROW-WILLIAM GILLETTE. in
"SHERL0CK HOLINESS This will be
your last opportunity to this wonderful
FIRST SHOW STARTS PROMPTLY AT
$50 PM.
Washington Park Ts Omen. 18th q T.
$TODAY-vIRGINIA PEARSON, in BLAZ-
ING LOVE-" Fox Production. Splendid
The stanton. Nenr Stanton Place.
iToDAY-"A PARTISAN ROMANCE" VII
liam Fox Feature. in acts.
American. r. 1. Ave. and 1st st.
COME BACK TO YOU
Evening star., 1916-07-26
Ask Relief for Flood Sufferers.

North Carolinians in the District of
Columbia are urged to contribute funds
for the relief of flood sufferers in the
western part of North Carolina, follow
ing a proclamation by Gov. Locke
Craig. Contributions will be received
by T. NJ. Robertson, president of the
North Carolina Society of the District
of Columbia, 1863 Monroe street north
west; r. H. McNeill, Woodward build
ing, or Edward E. Britton. Raleigh.
n. c.
Evening star., 1916-07-26
Representative Dill to Sneak.

Representative c. C. Dill of Spokane,
Wash, is to deliver the principal address
at the meeting OF the National Democratic
Women of America, to be held at the
Ebbitt House Friday evening Mrs
George Metcalf is to have charge of the
musical program. The president, Mrs
George A. Ames, is to preside.
Evening star., 1916-07-26
Excursions.
Chevy Chase Lake.

Other forms of amusement al Chevy
Chase Lake in addition to dancing in
the open-air pavilion to music by
good orchestra are the shooting gal
leries and bowling alleys. The car ride
to the lake is pleasant one.
Evening star., 1916-07-26
Central Park and Leader.

Shoes" sociological photoplay,
Will be shown at both the Central Park
and the Leader Theater all waak. This
picture is founded on an incident in
Jane Adams novel, IAN Ancient Evil"
Mary MacLaren is featured. Anima ted
by Rube Goldberg, the car
toonist, Will also be shown
Evening star., 1916-07-26
Samuel H. Collins Will Filed.

BY the terms of the will of Samuel
II. Collins. dated April 81. 1910. bequests
of 5000 each are made to his daughter,
Juliana Spellman. and his sons. Fred
A. and Edgar J. Collins. Smaller leg
acies are left to each of his grand
children. The remaining estate Is to be
divided between his daughters. Laura
g. and Mary D. Collins. Attorney
Charlea w C1aSett offered the will for
Evening star., 1916-07-26
Sues Former Employers for $4,000.

i's.iy Dean. a laborer. has filed suit
IN tae District supreme Court to re-
cover flo,oep damages from the H.
FoPpeFs Company. Afr. Dean says he
IS employed by the defendant in con-
$ st'uctin2 tank at the Washington
G-s Light compenys plant, 25th street
ard Virginia avenue. June - last, when
r sustained fractured leg He i
represented by Attorney W GIynn Car
q nsl.
Evening star., 1916-07-26

Swimming with two other young men.
William link of Baltimore was drowned
in the West river, near Shady Side.
The body was recoveAd.
Evening star., 1916-07-26

SI.0O to Harpers Ferry and Return.
Baltimore 6; Ohio, Y NJ. c. A, $50 am.
July 81, returning $50 pm. same day
-Advertisement.
Evening star., 1916-07-26
The Star by Mail

%, Z sure TO have The Evsu.ny
and Sunday Star follow you.
AD In most cases The Star will
be at the breakfast table the
next morning. and always give
all Of the latest news from WASH
:ngton OF the day before. The
address may be changed as fire.
quently as desired by giving the
old as well AZ the new address.
TIE price Of The Star by mail
daily and Sunday 10 60 cents peg
Eouth. In advance.
Evening star., 1916-07-26
Experts to Fit Trusxcs

If you are ruptured we have the truss
to fit your condition Mckee Co, 917 G.
Advertisement.
Evening star., 1916-07-26
CITY ITEMS.
Landscapes. Schmidt. 1922 18th st
Claflin Optical Co., 9O7 F st.
Let as make your glasses.

Eleetrical Work-An Branches-A. G.
Tolson. Electrician, so Z st. NV. N. 2244
The Washburn times. [volume] (Washburn, Wis.) 1896-1976, 1916-03-30
Men Who Wear Feathers.

Among the strange tribes Of men
about whom little is known are the
ChamacOcos of the region about the
upper Paraguay river.
Although the Chamacocos wear but
little clothing, they excel in the art
Of making personal adornments from
the feathers of birds. Their country
abounds with birds of the most beauti-
full plumage, including parrots, tou-
cans and trogons, whose feathers are
dazzling in color; rheas with gray
plumes, musk ducks Of glossy black
color, egrets with feathers of pure
white and spoonbills of delicate pink.
All this wealth of color and grace
full plumage is combined by the Cha
macocos in a most artistic manner
Some Of these savages walk their for
est glades In colors more brilliant. if
less ample, than any woman's dress
maker could produce. = Washington
Star
The Washburn times. [volume] (Washburn, Wis.) 1896-1976, 1916-03-30
Cross Eyed Mentally.

DO you ever start to say something
and find yourself using the word you
hadn't the faintest idea Of using? Just
1 little cross eyed mentally, aren't you
Did you ever mean to jam your foot
on the acceleratOr and slam 1t down
ON the brake instead? Have you ever
put salt twice on the same plateful of
food when one of the applications
should have been pepper? Did you
ever laugh at the wrong time at the
theater, or sneeze unnecessarily at a
funeral, or fall to sleep quietly In
church, or solicitously inquire where
So-and-so is nowadays when the poor
chap has been dead six months? Sure
you have. Everybody does it. We're
all just bit mentally cross eyed some
times, and we don't look where it
seems that we are looking. What we
really need to look out for is not doing
queer things too often. If we do
there's no telling what may happen to
us. We may get into the papers,
Springfield Union.