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Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1916-03-06
NIilksOpS
in
Congress

seas in order to n bale two of cotton
hut tho number nc thinks is hut precious few
u there AFRO such milksops at tho national Cap
itol. misrcprcScn ting constituencies OF proud
and patriotic Americans. Let us hope that their
numbcr is indeed small. and that il will he
much smaller after the electors have had an
"nportunity to rcadJust their compression rep
rCS"ntation. There Of
genus homo occupying seats in Congress who
reflect credit on their constituency their
country. and ii Wonld require great effort
TO designate some OF them by name It IL some
what hiIminat,nE TO confess that como OF them
ono or two\are registered from Texas.-San An
tonic Hlxprtaa.
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1916-03-06
SEEN ON THE SIDE


You may talk OF lucky chances
That have come to some YOU know.
on may read the old romanccs
That romantic triumphs show.
Rut if YOU would win SUCCESSES
II you'd triumph here. to-day.
rut aside such foolish guesscs.
Then start in and peg away.
Fortunes blind. so some folks tell us,
int don't believe it. quite:
That is just :, blind. 10 sell us
There is uauEht wrong with her sight
SO If YOU would win approval
From that dame. don't stop to play:
Don't wait obstacles removal
Chuck them ont and peg away
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1916-03-06

Representative Glass. OF Vir-
cinia. saws there arc some mem
bcrS Of Congress who are will
ing to haul down tho American
flag and circumScribe the rights
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1916-03-06

Sir1ipIn

Lists from Tazewcll, w. W. Smith T.. n Par.
r$il. Mrs. y. i. C.. Harry Tolcr and Miss |.
have item worth selling
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1916-03-06

of the Federal bureau Of I!du-
cation II seems that until the advent the
whit" inam. the natives Of Alaska. like the ma
tvcS Of many small islands in the Pacific,
were practically free from disease. But the
white man brought tuberculosis. pneumonia.
rheumatism and kindred diseases. ana liquor
which weak cncd the constitutions Of the
tvcS and paved the way for disease The T!u-
rcau of Education states that many Of the
crnmcnts school-tcachcrs spend time
nursing sick natives than teaching the children,
aud that until steps are taken to establish hos
riais aud provide for better sanitary cond-
tions in settlements. it Will do little good tn
educate The minds OF the natives India M 20 is
NNNNG
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1916-03-06
Queries and Answers
ChnnDfC Co.

Can you give the address OF the ChnppIe
Book Company? y. 6. GRIC;C.
&c7 Main. Little Rock. Ark.
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1916-03-06
Current Editorial Comment

That the work or educating ma
Education tivcs of Alaska is seriously
l., hampcrcd by want OF propcr
81, medical facilities is the main
NiiiShh point made in report
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1916-03-06

The cases against j. Marshall Hanna and r.
porSIy ogden. charged with shooting at each
othcr IN the streets. were continued 10
Mayor yesterday because OF the absence OF i'm
The Clio messenger. (Clio, Mich.) 1907-current, 1916-01-28
MOTHER! LOOK At
CH|LO'S TONGUE
II cross, feverish, constipated,
give california Syrup
of Figs"

A laxative today saves a sick child
tomorrow. Children simply will not
take the time from play to empty their
bowels, which become clogged up with
waste, liver gets sluggish; stomach
sour.
Look at the tongue, mother! If coat
ed, or your child is listless, cross, few.
erish, breath bad, restless. doesn't eat
heartily, full Of cold or has sore throat
or any other childrens ailment give a
teaspoonful Of California Syrup of
Figs" then don't worry, because it is
perfectly harmless, and in a few hours
all this constipation poison, sour bile
and fermenting waste will gently
move out Of the bowels, and you have
a well, playful child again. A thor
ough "inside cleansing" is ofttimes all
that is necessary. 1t should be the
first treatment given in any sickness.
Beware OF counterfeit fig syrups.
Ask at the store for a 50-cent bottle OF
California Syrup of Figs" which has
full directions for babies, children OF
all ages and for grown-ups plainly
printed on the bottle. Adv.
The Clio messenger. (Clio, Mich.) 1907-current, 1916-01-28
!! Old Jim S |
Discovery
s---------------~@-----
BY H. M. EGBERT f


Copyright. 1916. by w. G. Chapman
well, seeing as we've got your IA
Their now we can't exactly turn him
out into the desert" said little Mrs.
Ross, pursuing her lips. There was a
stubborn set to her features which Ed
win Ross knew from Of old.
"But we had to take the old man,
Bessie argued her husband. We
couldn't let the old man go to the
poorhouse."
He'd have been a sight better of
there than incoming round the shack
at eighty" answered his wife.
Ross sighed. He knew his wife was
not naturally hard, and yet CT late her
antipathy toward his father had been
growing more pronounced. She had,
as a matter of fact, warmly seconded
his proposal that when they pulled up
stakes the old man should accompany
them.
AT twenty-five Edwin Ross, year
married, had suggested to Bessie that
they should quit their life of hardship
in the western city and try their for
tune in the newly-irrigated lands of
Nevada. They had been lured by an
INSCRIPTIONS land agent. Fabulous
crops, he told them, could be raised
there They moved, with their little
capital of five hundred dollars. And
their establishment began as soon as
they got out of the train and stared
about them at the barren land.
Irrigated it was, after a sort, but
the agent had said nothing of the
heartbreaking spade work that was
The Clio messenger. (Clio, Mich.) 1907-current, 1916-01-28

needed to bring the dam water
through the conduits and into the
desert soil The labor, to town dwell
ers, was terrific And during the six
months that had passed Bessie had
been changing.
The cid man, Jim Ross, incoming
about the camp, had little by little
become unbearable to her. Himself
an old gold prospector, lie had found
nothing in all his life except a few
worthless pockets; yet he had never
ceased to dream of the day when he
would make his fortune by some lucky
strike.
There had once been rumors Of
gold in those hills, but nobody had
ever found any. Day by day the old
fellow would set cut hopefully with
his assaying pan, and every evening
he would return with his hopeful
stories, which so Jared his daughter
in-law's shattered nerves.
1t was day later that the storm
broke. Old Jim Ross had come back,
late for supper, with the usual story.
Il think I'll try our luck over at
Bald Mans Hill tomorrow he said,
in his weak, senile voice. II never
seen a territory that looked so prom
Using. There might be million dol
lars worth OF gold in that bend Of
the gulch."
Bessie stood up and faced him, a
regular virago. her shattered nerves
tense and quivering.
1--WE heard those stories before"
she cried For the Lords sake go
and get your gold, you useless old
fool. Go and find it and don't come
back till you've got It."
The old man looked at her, aghast
at the sudden outburst.
why, Bessie" he faltered. 81 didn't
know as you was sot against my find
ing gold. tell you,' he went on en-
Enthusiastically, there's gold in them
hills. Yes. SIR" he continued, there
certainly ought to be mint of gold
there, II we could only get at IT,"
But Bessie had burst out OF the
room. crying, and the old man. shak-
ing his head in perplexity, went slow
ly to the clubhouse where he slept.
Edwin" said Bessie later, 'the old
man will have to 60 That's all there
is to 1t. He's terrible! Talking about
his gold when heaven only knows how
we're going to live the next year. And
all our money sunk in this place."
She pressed her lips together vim
dictively. II won't stand for his talk
Of gold!" she cried. Hell have to
go to the poornouse."
Edwin said nothing, and that eve
ming Bessie, all tears and penitence,
The Clio messenger. (Clio, Mich.) 1907-current, 1916-01-28

eaten, and even from some vegetables.
Tho poor kidneys get tired and back
ache begins. This is good time to
take "Anuric," the new discovery OF
DR.. Pierce for Kidney trouble and Back
ache. Neglected kidney trouble In
responsible for many deaths, and In.
surance Company examining doctors
always test the water of an applicant
before a policy will be issued. Have
you ever set aside bottle OF water
for twenty-four hours? A heavy sedi-
ment or settling sometimes indicates
kidney trouble. If you wish to know
your condition send sample of your
water to DR.. Pierce's Invalids Hotel.
Buffalo, N. Y, and describe symptoms.
1t will be examined without any ex-
pense to you, and DR.. Pierce or his
medical staff will inform you truthfully.
Anuric is now for sale by dealers. In
SOC pck'gs.
The Clio messenger. (Clio, Mich.) 1907-current, 1916-01-28
Good Radiance.

Andrew Carnegie said at a luncheon
in his Fifth avenue mansion overlook
ing Central park:
"The captain of industry has disap-
peared-and a good job, too.
Il refer, of course, to that type of
captain Of industry which is lam
pooned in the tombstone story.
Did you hear about the horrible,
horrible DETACHMENT that has hap
pened to the tombstone OF the captain
Of industry, poor old Trillions?' said a
banker.
NO said his companion. What
did the DETACHMENT consist OFF
"'Some scoundrcl added the word
friends" to the poor fellows epitaph.
Ives. And what was the epitaph p
IL was "He did his best"
The Clio messenger. (Clio, Mich.) 1907-current, 1916-01-28
More important Than Baby.

A well-known Mobilian who lives in
the suburbs had an addition to his
barryard in The shape Of fine calf
OF the Jersey breed week later
there was an arrival In the house, his
wife presenting him with a ten-pound
laughter The day after the little
girl came the father was stopped
downtown by lady who had known
him and his wife all their lives.
Assuming very Impressive air,
she said:
Have you got at your house some
thing for which you have been wait.
ing a long timer"
Il most certainly have" he replied
What is z" the lady asked almost
breathlessly.
"A full-blooded Jersey heifer calf,
he exclaimed.-Mobile Register.
The Clio messenger. (Clio, Mich.) 1907-current, 1916-01-28
GENTLE RUBBING
HELPS VARIC0SE VEINS

Rubbing the swollen veins nightly for
about two minutes with a gentle up
ward stroke brings benefit to sufferers
and is mighty good advice, says an
authority.
After the rubbing, which should
always be toward the heart, because
the blood in the veins flows that way,
apply Emerald Oil (full strength) with
brush or hand.
few days and Improvement will be no.
ticed, then continue until veins are re-
duced to normal. 1t is very concern
trated and penetrating and can be OBJ
SO powerful that 1t also reduces Goitrs
and Wens
The Clio messenger. (Clio, Mich.) 1907-current, 1916-01-28
THE NEWEST REMEDY FOR
BACKACHE, RHEUMATISM AND DROPSY

Kidney, Bladder and Uric Acid trou-
bles bring misery to many When
the kidneys are weak or diseased,
these natural filters do not cleanse
the blood sufficiently, and the poisons
are carried to all parts of the body.
There follow depression, aches and
pains, heaviness, drowsiness. irrita-
bility, headaches, chilliness and rheu-
matism. In some people there are sharp
pains In the back and loins, distressing
bladder disorders and sometimes obsti-
nate dropsy. The uric acid sometimes
forms into gravel or kidney stones.
When the uric acid Affects the muscles
and Joints 1t causes lumbago, rheuma-
tism, govt or sciatica. This is the time
to send DR.. Pierce, Invalids' Hotel,
Buffalo, N. Y, 10c for large trial pack
age of "Anuric."
During digestion uric acid is alb
sorbed into the system from meat
The Clio messenger. (Clio, Mich.) 1907-current, 1916-01-28
RECIPE FOR GRAY HAIR.

To half pint of water add or Bay Rum, a
small box of Barbo Compound, and OF. Of
glycerine. Apply to the hair twice week
until IL becomes the desired shade. Any drug
gist can put this up or you can mix it at
darken streaked, faded gray hair, and re-
moves dandruff. 1t is excellent for falling
hair aud will make harsh hair soft and glossy.
1t will not color the scalp, is not sticky or
greasy, and does not rub off.-AGv.
The Clio messenger. (Clio, Mich.) 1907-current, 1916-01-28
His Early Mornina Task.

Not all city folk are as ignorant OF
the conditions on the farm as some
farmers are apt to suppose. A Bos'
tonian. who was spending his vacation
on farm in Maine, had resolved to
rise with the birds, in order to get the
full advantages of the rural life.
"Well, young man." said Farmer Hi
tree as the city chap hove in sight,
been out to hear the haycock crow,
| SUPPOSE
The city man smiled NO." said
he, 1--WE been out tying a knot in a
cord of wood. "-Youth's Companion.
The Clio messenger. (Clio, Mich.) 1907-current, 1916-01-28
WHY SUFFER SKIN TROUBLES
When a Postcard VIII Bring Free
Samples Of Cuticura?

Which give quick relief for all itch
Ing, burning, disfiguring skin troubles.
Battle with the Cuticura Soap and hot
water. Dry and apply Cuticura Oint-
ment to the affected part. They stop
itching instantly and point to speedy
healment often when all else fails.
FREQ sample each by ANAL with Book.
Address postcard, Cuticura, Dept. L.,
Boston. Sold everywhere.-Adv.
The Clio messenger. (Clio, Mich.) 1907-current, 1916-01-28
Method.
TO STOP TERRIBLE
RHEUMATIC PAINS

Get box Of true Mustarine in the
at druggists. Rub it on the infiamed
joints or muscles, and that almost un-
bearable agony will go at once.
No rheumatic sufferer can afford to
be without true Mustarine, for it never
fails to give blessed relief. Use it for
aches or pains anywhere, and for sore
throat, bronchitis and pleurisy. There's
rolief in every rub. It stops pain and
congestion. True Mustarne is made by
Regy Medicine Co, Rochester, N. z.
The Clio messenger. (Clio, Mich.) 1907-current, 1916-01-28
A Perplexinq Question.

A Cornell professor and his wife
were entertaining at dinner a few
weeks ago. In the midst OF the gayety
at table a childs voice was heard com
ing from the floor above.
"Mother!" he cried.
What is 1t, Archie" she asked.
There's only clean towels in the
bathroom. Shall start e?"-Har-
per's Bazaar.
The Clio messenger. (Clio, Mich.) 1907-current, 1916-01-28
Mo Rebate.

beautiful young lady approached
the ticket window at the railroad sta
ton and in voice like the ripping OF
O brook asked the agent:
What is the fare to the fair?"
To which the agent replied: Same
as to the homely, madam"
The Clio messenger. (Clio, Mich.) 1907-current, 1916-01-28
Turtle With TWO Heads.

Ever see living animal with two
heads? No? Then you should see
Eugene Smiths little turtle. 1t was
caught in the Pee-Dee swamps and has
two well-developed heads, each sep
arate and distinct from the other,
Smith declares that the turtle eats
with both heads-Mullins Is. CO. Dis
patch to New York Herald.
The Clio messenger. (Clio, Mich.) 1907-current, 1916-01-28
A Respite.

A Respite.
There's one thing to be said In IA
vor If New Years resolutions any
how"
And what Is that?"
They enable many a poor over
worked bartender to take two or three
days vacation"
The Clio messenger. (Clio, Mich.) 1907-current, 1916-01-28
Remembered Christmas Lesson.

Remembered Christmas Lesson.
While stocking the furnace father de-
molished the electric lamp, leaving the
basement in darkness Turning to his
small son, who stood watching, he
asked:
Where was Moses when the light
went out?"
And his small son, who was a Sun
day school pupil, promptly replied:
I'm the manger."
The Clio messenger. (Clio, Mich.) 1907-current, 1916-01-28
Not Half.

There's many slip 'twixt the cup
and the lip"
Very true, but not so many as there
are 'twixt the first and the second
week of trip on the water wagon
The Clio messenger. (Clio, Mich.) 1907-current, 1916-01-28

Use Murine after Exposure In Cold,
Refreshes and Promotes Eye Health.
Good for all Eyes that Need Care.
Murine Eye Remedy Co., Chicago.
Sends Eye Book on request.
The Clio messenger. (Clio, Mich.) 1907-current, 1916-01-28

And cured in 8 TO Il DAYS BY PAaO oiNTMENT. the
universal remedy for oil forms OF Piles. Druggists
refund money II IL falls. bOc.
The Clio messenger. (Clio, Mich.) 1907-current, 1916-01-28

Over So per cent of the population
of Pennsylvania is occupied In some
gainful occupation.
The Clio messenger. (Clio, Mich.) 1907-current, 1916-01-28
His Part.

Does your mother put up her own
preserves"
Eyes, but father puts up for them"
The Clio messenger. (Clio, Mich.) 1907-current, 1916-01-28
Shockinq.

They tell me Dubbs is in the hos
pital. What happened to him."
"Oh, he saw a piece of wire lying
in the street and tried to pick it up"
Eyes, and them"
He discovered that tie wire was
busy"
The Clio messenger. (Clio, Mich.) 1907-current, 1916-01-28

We admire a self-made man who
does not boast of his Job.
Honolulu star-bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1912-2010, 1916-06-20
PAGEANT BOOK
MAY BE BOUGHT

Get your Punahou Pageant book.
Copies of it are now on sale at Cooke
library, Oahu College, and at Jonathan
Shaws office, McCandless building.
Those who reserved coDies may get
them at either place. Tie price Is -
cents. The books are also on sale at
Thrum's Book Store.
Everybody is advised, if possible, to
read the book Gefore the pageant and
to take the book to the pageant for
the easy following, of the presentation
of the episodes.
Bound in gray, whose somber color
is relieved by j. A. Wilder's colored
cover, and profusely illustrated by
Jessie c. Shaw and Juliette May Fra
ser, whose drawings are full OF Puma
hou and Hawaii symbolisms. Mics Da-
mons Punahou pageant book will find
place in the real contributions to
Iawaifs history and literature.
Honolulu star-bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1912-2010, 1916-06-20
initial Event
OF OBSERVANCE .
COMES TONIGHT
Punahou Anniversary Cefebra-
ton Will Open With Services
in KaWaiahao Church

>Kawaiahao church tonight will be
lengthy program marking the celebra-
ton of the 18th anniversary OF the
founding of Punahou.
TonigEt's program, beginning at 8
o'clock, will include music and ad-
dresses, two of the principal speakers
being Armin Otto Leuschner. profess
sor of astronomy at the University OF
Califora:a and dean of the graduate
school Of the same institution, and
William Lyon Phelps, professor OF
English literature at Yale university.
Hon. Sanford ballard Dole will pre-
side. TIE program is as follows:
Organ Prelude-March Triumphant.
........!.... Geo. F. Vincent
Margaret Electra Clarke
Doxology .....
Male Chorus and Audience
PRAYER g. -"
Reverend Orranel Hinckley Gulick
Poem
Mrs. Emma Smith Dillingham;
Address-H:storical Origin of Punahou
William Richards Castle, A. M.
Message From American Board of
Commissioners for Foreign Missions
Reverend John Mortimer Lydgate
Music-"Day Break" j.. William
Ans Fisher Words by Longfellow
Male Chorus !,
Address" Modern Tendencies in
Education p"
Dean Armin Otto Leuschner, Sc. d.
Music-Wandering Singers Patrol.
...., . Willis Clark
Male Chorus ~
Address Culture and Happiness
Prof. William Lyon Phelps, Phi. d.
Music Missionary Fathers"
Words by Mary Dillingham; Frear
Male Chorus ~.
America -. }: 90. Smltn
Male Chorus and Audience .
Benediction z3i ~"
Reverend Henry Hodges Parker
Organ Postlude-State March 49,.
Margaret Electra Clarke .-
The public is cordially invited to
attend the service. &l
Honolulu star-bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1912-2010, 1916-06-20
w. F. FREAR REELECTED
PRESIDENT OF LOCAL
YALE ALUMNI SOCIETY

Walter F. Frear was reelected presi-
dent of the Yale Alumni Association
at the annual meeting of the organi.
zation held last night at Arcadia,
the Punahou street home of Mr.. and
Mrs. Frear Other officers elected for
the coming year were: ]. P. Cooke,
vice-president; R. B. Anderson, treas
urer; II. p Judd, secretary. The
executive committee is composed Of
A. G. NJ. Robertson, j. r. Gait and E.
c. Webster.
A distinguished guest at the annual
meeting was William Lyon Phelps,
professor of English literature at Yale,
who arrived on the Sierra yesterday
to take part in. the celebration Of
Punahou's seventy-fifth anniversary.
The meeting opened with a dinner,
after which business session was
held.
Honolulu star-bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1912-2010, 1916-06-20
PAST THE ARBITRATION STAGE.

Mexican relations with the United States have
reached situation which cannot be settled by the
arbitration suggested yesterday by Spanlards OF
Mexico City. The suggestion, which includes Hing
Alfonso as the mediator, points way toward tenn
porary adjustment but not toward permanent settle
ment OF the Mexican troubles.
Mexico Is difficulties are due not to lack OF plaus
ible promises but to lack of ability to make good
on those promises All that the United States asks
Of Carranza-all that the United States has asked
of him-is that he hunt down the outlaw bands and
safeguard the lives and property OF Americans and
other foreigners This he has been unable to do.
and as the weeks pass it is plainly evident that his
ability is not on the increase
Arbitration is useless where one side is unable
10 carry out the terms which would be decided upon
1t is interesting to note, however, that there is
IN existence treaty providing for international
adjudication of controversies between the two coun
Ilies The provision is in the treaty OF lS4S which
expressly stpulates that settlement OF difficulties
nay be reached by an international commission, and
should such course be proposed by either party,
II shall be acceded to by the other unless deemed
Iy it altogether incompatible with the nature OF
tie difference or the circumstances of the case.
There are now many unsettled questions which
.nch a commission might take up, including
boundary disputes the disposition of the 81 100000
Ii customs revenues collected by Funston at Vera
rue, and claims for property damage and for In
Identification of American lives lost in the turbulent
Iears.
If the Carranza government represented sufficient
|rength to assure its carryingout of commission s
Itqurements, international adjudication might be
|casibe. But the circumstances Of the case, !" to
blow the treaty's wording make such course
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