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Iowa County democrat. [volume] (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1877-1938, 1916-04-20
The Aches Or House Cleaninu.

The pain and soreness caused by
over exertion and straining during house clean
ing time are soothed away by Sloan's Eminent.
No need to suffer this agony. Just apply
Sloan's Liniment to the sore spots, rub only a
little. In short time the pain leaves, you rest
comfortably and enjoy a refreshing sleep. One
grateful user writes "Sloan's Liniment is
wort h it's weight in gold," Keep bottle on
hand, use it against all Soreness Neuralgia and
Bruises Kills pain 25c, at your Druggist.
Iowa County democrat. [volume] (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1877-1938, 1916-04-20
Lead, Zinc and Sulphur Ores
THE SHEB0YGAN DAIRY BOARD
Sheboygan, Wis, Apr. 10, 1911

Sheboygan, Wis, Apr. 10, 1916.
Twenty two factories offered 1920
boxes of cheese on the call board today
and al. sold as follows: 1863 cases
Young Americas at 164c, 131 daisies at
TIC, 1877 cases longhorns at 1890, and
,523 at 164c.
Sales a year ago today on the Sheboy
gan board we're: AZ twins at 148c, IS
at 144c, 81 cases Young Americas at
144c, 43 daisies at 14Bc, 1,514 cases
longhorns at 14c, and 265 boxes square
prints at 154c.
Iowa County democrat. [volume] (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1877-1938, 1916-04-20
Should Not Feel DISCOURAGED.

So many people troubled with in
digestion and constipation have been benefited
by taking Chamberlain's Tablets that no one
should feel discouraged who has not given them
a trial They contain no pepsin other di-
gestive ferments but strengthen the stomach
and enable it to perform it's functions naturally
Obtainable everywhere.
Iowa County democrat. [volume] (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1877-1938, 1916-04-20
Mot What He Wanted.

I had taken my little nephew to a
restaurant for dinner. When the waiter
put the menu down in front of him,
he picked it up and handed it back to
him, politely, eve don't want any
thing to read, thank you, we want
something to eat"-Chicago Tribune.
Iowa County democrat. [volume] (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1877-1938, 1916-04-20
EarlY DISCOURAGED.

Mother-"No, Betty darling, I can't
button your boots for you Now you
have little sister you must learn to
do things for yourself" Betty-"Shall
I always have to do fings for myself?'
Mother-"Yes, darling" Betty-"Then
d don't fink | shall like life Punch.
Iowa County democrat. [volume] (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1877-1938, 1916-04-20
Mississippi High.

Platteville Journal: The river is
very high, and it is predicted it will
reach the Is foot mark tomorrow and
Friday at Dubuque.
People in the lowlands are moving
out and are getting prepared for the
high water that is due this week. The
10 foot mark is the highest stage in
many years.
Iowa County democrat. [volume] (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1877-1938, 1916-04-20
Honest Kansas Physician,

Did an Atchison doctor mean it just
that way when he said: I've got two
patients in the same neighborhood in
the country, and am going out this
morning to kill two birds with one
stone "-Atchison Globe.
Iowa County democrat. [volume] (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1877-1938, 1916-04-20
When Plants Do NOT Thrive

Bury a small piece of beefstealz close
to the roots, Or lay piece of raw DO.
tato on the surface of the ground near
the roots. If there are worms around
the roots, they will come to the meat
or potato to eat, and may be easily
removed.
Iowa County democrat. [volume] (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1877-1938, 1916-04-20
MRS, KERHS' ADVICE
To w eak, Nervous, Run Down w omen

So. Cumberland, Md.--"For a long
time suffered from a nervous break
down. ! could not eat or sleep and was
so weak | could hardly walk. My hus-
band heard about Vinol and got me to
try it. Now | have a good appetite,
sleep soundly and am we'll and strong.
Every nervous, weak, rundown woman
should try Vinol.-Mrs. D. w. KERNs.
Ninol is a delicious cod liver and iron
tonic, without oil, which we guarantee
to create a healthy appetite, aid diges-
ton and make pure healthy blood.
PRIDEAUX & BLISS, Druggists.
Mineral Point. Wis.
Iowa County democrat. [volume] (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1877-1938, 1916-04-20
SPLENDID For rheumatism.
i think Chamberlain's Liniment

Il think Chamberlain Liniment is
just splendid for rheumatism" writes Mrs.
Dunburgh, Eldridge, N. Y. st has been used
by myself and other members of my family
time and time again during the past six years
and has always given the best of satisfaction
The quick relief from pain which Cham
berlain's Liniment affords is alone worth many
times the cost. Obtainable everywhere.
Iowa County democrat. [volume] (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1877-1938, 1916-04-20
FOR s ALE !
The Jas. SpensIey Property
VERY DESIRABLE INDEED

Mr. Spensley has purchased property in
Madison and has placed with the Mineral Point
Real Estate Agency the sale Of his Mineral
Point property, and it will be sold cheap if sold
soon.
The property includes his fine residence fac
ing on Church street, in Spensley's subdivision.
This is one of the best residences in town,
There are two good lots adjoining and another
also fronts on Church street. Cs1E-@ ia
There is also the j. NJ Smith homestead prop
erty, including the house and barn and smaller
house. In this tract there are eight fine lots IN
all.
The prices on all these pieces of property are
made right to sell. It will pay to investigate
Inquire of the Mineral Point Real Estate
Agency at The Democrat office.
Iowa County democrat. [volume] (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1877-1938, 1916-04-20
Told That There Was No Cure for
Him

''After suffering for over twenty
years with indigestion and having some of the
best doctors here tell me there was cure for
me, think it only right to tell you for the sake
of other sufferers as we'll as your own satisfac-
ton that % cent bottle of Chamberlain s
Tablets not only relieved me but cured me
within two months although I am man Of IS
years. writes Jul. Grobien, Houston, Texas.
Obtainable everywhere.
Iowa County democrat. [volume] (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1877-1938, 1916-04-20
To Clean Gold Lace.

To clean gold lace, crumble piece
of bread without crust and mix with
enough jewelers. rouge to color it.
Rub this on the lace with piece of
flannel and finally with piece OF
velvet.
Iowa County democrat. [volume] (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1877-1938, 1916-04-20
Eczema Cured Or Money Refunded.

This guarantee goes with every box
of Dr. Hobson's Eczema Ointment. Makes no
difference whether it's baby, child or aged
No matter how long standing the case the
guarantee holds good Cut out this strip, go to
your druggist, get box of DIR. Hobson's
Eczema Ointment, use it as directed and If you
are not fully satisfied, the druggist or maker
will refund your money. Try it just once, you
will be happily surprised.
Iowa County democrat. [volume] (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1877-1938, 1916-04-20
Pills Best For Liver.

Because they contain the best liver
for the sweet sugar coating hides the taste.
DIR. Kings New Life Pills contain ingredients
that put the liver working, move the bowels
freely. No grippe, no nausea, aid digestion
Just try bottle Of DR.. Kings New Life Pills
and notice how much better you feel. 25c, at
your Druggist.
Iowa County democrat. [volume] (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1877-1938, 1916-04-20
Chamberlain Cough Remedy

From a small beginning the sale and
of this remedy has extended to all parts of
the United States and to many foreign countries.
When you have need Of such a medicine give
Chamberlain IS Cough Remedy trial and you
will understand why it has become 50 popular
for coughs, colds and Group. Obtanabe every
where.
Iowa County democrat. [volume] (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1877-1938, 1916-04-20
All Dependent on Will.

Nothing is impossible; there are
ways which lead to everything; and
if we had sufficient will we should al
ways have sufficient means.-La Ro'
chefoucauld.
Iowa County democrat. [volume] (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1877-1938, 1916-04-20
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Iowa County democrat. [volume] (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1877-1938, 1916-04-20
GERMANS active.
interned Sailors at Newport Build
Novel Village.
HAVE INGENIOUS DIVERSIONS.
Miniature Zeppelin Dropping Bombs on
England One of Former Sea Raiders
Amusements - Party Finds Every
thing Spick and Span.

Norfolk. Va.-Many people would be
surprised to learn that in neutral Amer
lea a German Zeppelin is flying around
dropping bombs on English soil, or at
turn bombarded by anti-air craft guns.
Time hangs heavy on the hands of
the crew Of the interned cruiser Eitel
Friedrich, which is tied up at the navy
yard here. Since the sailors took to
escaping last summer the restrictions
have been rigidly enforced, and any
one sailing past the big boat before
and since would be struck by the
Iowa County democrat. [volume] (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1877-1938, 1916-04-20
BARBER SHOPS.
A DOLPH APPEL
CHAS. WINN,

THE MODEL BARBER SHOP.
Under the N. IT. Martin hardware store corner
High and Vine streets, Mineral Point
Tonsorial work done in the latest styles of the
art. Satisfaction guaranteed. Call at the model
barber shop.
Iowa County democrat. [volume] (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1877-1938, 1916-04-20
Dodqeville and Mineral Poin
Stage Line

Morris Proctor, Prop.
Runs every day, leaving Mineral Point
at Eight clock in the morning, and re-
turning leaves Dodgeville at Two o clock
in the afternoon.
FARE-One way.
Round trip. .S1.25.
Leave Calls at Hotels.
Iowa County democrat. [volume] (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1877-1938, 1916-04-20
HERMAN WIESEN,

FASHIONABLE BARBER SHOP.
South side Of High Street, Mineral Point. Wis
Patronage respectfully solicited and satisfac.
ton guaranteed.
Iowa County democrat. [volume] (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1877-1938, 1916-04-20
Sanitary Shaving ParIors

Opposite Municipal Building.
Edward Ellingen, Proprietor.
Fully equipped wi Modern Sanitary Fixtures
Everything clean and sanitary. Troy Steam
Laundry Agency. GAINESVILLE. in connection.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1916-05-07

YOU didn't suspect that this was Lillian Rus
sell? Well, neither did she. She used to
be just little Nellie Leonard of Clinton, Iowa.
Lillian (nef Nellie) has been married to three
musicians and one Pittsburgh business man.
A Russian prince showered diamonds upon her,
a Greek prince wanted to marry her, and
Buffalo machinist threw himself over Niagara
Falls for love of her.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1916-05-07

THE name OF this fellow on his mamas lap
was "Sprats" His grandmother, Queen Vic
toria, used to refer to him as a source of both
merriment and apprehension One day when he
was about eight he having dinner with her
and number of other important personages in
Windsor Castle He drummed on the table with
his silver and dgeted about until finally his grand
mother spoke to him severely Whereupon down
Sprats under the table out of sight After the
of royalty. conversation went on as if
nothing had happened After some twenty min
utes of well-conceaed suspense, up bobbed Sprats
without a stitch of clothing upon his person. I'm
fortunately for the moral effect of this story,
Sprats is George, King of England, ruler over
one fifth of the human race.
MI, from har l. Rtzmann.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1916-05-07

HE handsomer OF the two
Messrs. Belasco in this
picture was the cleverest
clown in London in the
forties, and his young
wife had a pretty talent
for reciting "Curfew
\ Shall Not Ring To
N night. Early in his
N career David Belasco
III discovered that it cost
two bits to go to the
theater. so, acting on
the principle that one
may give UP every
n thing except the lux
uries in life, he worked
up a lively trade in old
bottles and spent the
profits on theater
tickets. Belasco, ST..
tried to make a rabbi
out of David. But
\ David preferred to be-
! come one of the great
est theatrical managers
in the world. and did SO.
The Oakley herald. [volume] (Oakley, Idaho) 1908-1961, 1916-03-24
RELIGION Of the Future.

From President Eliot's Religion of
the Future" 1t appears that the prog
ress OF the nineteenth century far out.
stripped that of similar periods"-as
far perhaps as that of the last twenty.
five years has In turn outstripped It..
The new ideas of God" which 1t has
produced give the basis for new
twentieth century religion superior to
all others. Some of these new ideas
are monotheism, immanence. Gods
love. the alteration (dulia, not latria)
of all righteous persons, and the
tendency toward progress" 1t rejects
polytheism, apotheosis. tribal religion.
sudden change OF character, mediation.
dogma, mystery. sacraments, the fall
Of man. alienation from God and the
condemnation of the majority. 1t alb
lures the devil and will attack all his
works quickly; it will teach that he is
best who loves best and serves best,
and the greatest service will be to in
crease the stock of good will
The Oakley herald. [volume] (Oakley, Idaho) 1908-1961, 1916-03-24
Swift Backhander.

Mrs. Sam lyle met her dearest
friend, Mrs. George Reen, in the
street.
How lucky to meet you'll" gushed
Mrs. s. lyle. 'Tm-er-we want an.
other maid; there is too much work
for two. So I'm looking for a parlor
maid"
Mrs. G. Reen hid her envy under 4
smiling face.
How strange" she gushed back.
Il think | know the very girl for you
And i can recommend her personally.
because she is leaving us next week"
Mrs. lyle darted suspicious look
at her friend.
"But-er-why are you-er-getting
rid of herr she demanded.
Mrs. G. Reen smiled coolly.
"Oh, she's given me notice, dear!"
she said. with well-assured frank.
ness. you see. she complains that
there is too much silver to clean at
our house. So | know she'll Just suit
you'll"
The Oakley herald. [volume] (Oakley, Idaho) 1908-1961, 1916-03-24

level-headed swallow. Truly, a bob
sleigh is the king of breath-takers, and
the biggest noise in the some stunt"
world!
But contrast is the spice of life To
live in a tuque would be as monoton-
GUS as to stick by limousine. And
when the fair tobogganiste comes in,
pink-cheeked, star-eyed,, tingle-hearted
and triumphant, she finds in the warm
luxury of the hotel the antidote and
therefore the completion of her out
door afternoon. The hotel dances are
renowned for their gayety, and the
master of ceremonies sees to it that
no rose becomes an unwilling wall
flower. When at last the lights dim
and the winds have it all to them
selves, whispering around the Cham
plain monument, the sleep-fairy takes
possession. 1t is safe to say that in
somnia, like hay fever and the blues,
is a guest who has never registered in
Quebec.
The Oakley herald. [volume] (Oakley, Idaho) 1908-1961, 1916-03-24
n; ;;::,stAHinter in
;;;}sQuehec

From the still hour when the mother
O. pearl dawn breaks over the ST. Law
renee. with the pulled silver of the tug
smoke against the dim heights Of
Lewis; through the sparkling morning
when you climb the green slopes OF
the citadel. 290 feet above the river, to
get the Atlantic wind in your face;
past the sunshine of the afternoon
spent under one of the little pavilions
on Dufferin terrace that stand like gay
green and white striped parasols run.
ming their handles up for fagpoles:
into the mysterious evening with the
lights Of Lewis like softly woven
strands of the Milky Way there isn't
a pauce in the professional panorama
When the Mercury Goes Down.
Summer In Quebec Is wonderful,
with its drives and it's dancing, its
launch parties. it's evening band con-
certs, its later hunting and fishing
trips. But you never know the quaint
old, gay old, glad old town until the
mercury takes the down-elevator and
the Chateau people food the long to-
boggan slide that drops the breathless
visitor from the kings bastion OF the
citadel across Dufferin terrace-a quar-.
ter of mile in thirty seconds.
Then the sleigh comes out-the low,
red-bodied musk ox-furred charm
chariot in which you can drive all day
In the coolest weather, thinking OF
twenty-five miles or SO into the back
country along roads grooved in the
snow and bOrdered with wind-break
pine bushes. Another novel drive is
that across the river to the Island of
Orleans, where freak in the tide en-.
ables the visitor to see open water
within half a mile, while he rides Sc
cure over twenty feet of blue ice.
Skiing Is one of the latest added of
Quebec sports. Bob-sleighing in the
National park is this winter expected
to prove even more exciting. One OF
these wind-racers may cost as high as
two thousand dollars. But 1t beats a
toboggan and 1t out-distances an auto,
and the curves 1t takes would dizzy .
The Oakley herald. [volume] (Oakley, Idaho) 1908-1961, 1916-03-24
Composition Of Coal.

Coal may be composed OF three rec
ognizable OBSERVATION-DISCLOSURES (canne-
loid), modified wood Qignitoid), and,
less commonly, relatively unmodified
carbonized wood or charcoal The
properties Of coal depend largely upon
the proportions of the original consti-
tuents. Goals rich in spores, such as
cannels, bog-heads and oil shales, are
highly bituminous, and in some form
or other are the mother substance of
oil and gas. The spore contents OF
coal determine the fairness, and pr,b-
ably have a definite relation to it's
cooking properties; while the ligni,
told constituents reduces the bitumin.
osity and cooking value of coal.
The Oakley herald. [volume] (Oakley, Idaho) 1908-1961, 1916-03-24

fish be heard down BEAUFORT way.
Even the churches bear this same
front of secret watchfulness, from the
Chapel of the Ursulines on the hill,
built in 1641, twice burned and three
times reconstructed, where sleeps
Montcalm after the fever OF battle, to
Notre Dame des VICTORIES, least al
town, its cross aloft to the winds that
welcome the Jack as once they flaunt-
ed the Fleur de Lis.
The English cathedral, built in 1904,
It does the SCARED battle flags of the
Did Sixty-ninth, flags that saw Bala-
klava, and that were replaced by new
ones presented in 1870 by Prince Ar
thur. Today, as duke OF Connaught, he
annually takes his seat inside the gold
en- rails Of his pew in the gallery to
listen to service during the time he
lives at the citadel
Hard by the cathedral is the duke Of
Kent's house, where Queen Victoria's
AuShSA SPShS VA O0 o III NhO oCN~
enteen nineties, to the great fluttering
Of Quebec society. Almost across the
street is the quaint little white house
where Montcalm died. The visitor
who is wise enough to knock at the
door, take a look at the famous paint
Ing of the hero which goes with the
lease of the place, and wish for his
hearts desire the while he gazes, will
assuredly and for certain attain there
unto within six months-or so at least
the old Quebecoises will tell you.
But it isn't until you swing under
the gateway of the Chateau Frontenac
that you really find the heart of the
city In the old days the brave de
Galissoniere walked in the governors
garden, where now the big rink flashes
with gay skaters; and the wickedly in
comparable Bigot bit his nails and
cudgeled his dark brain for fresh vii.
lainies on the spot where Jean Paul
serves the visitor with orange pekoe
and buttered crumpets. If Quebec had
a Calvinist soul, SO much grim history
might be depressing. AS it is, ghosts
add spice to gayety.
Up here the view IL remarkably fine.
The Oakley herald. [volume] (Oakley, Idaho) 1908-1961, 1916-03-24
7 + QUEBEC didn't partake OF the
light-hearted Frenchiness of a


light-hearted Frenchiness of a
i Poiret skating cap 1t could never
live out the life OF a twentieth
century city. clinging aslant and jaunt-
lily as 1t does to q seventeenth-c century
mountain with its mouth full Of guns
Quebec began at river-level, humbly
yet aspiringly, when the gallant Mar
Quis de Montcalm in 1903 laid down
the cross and the sword for a moment
while he dug foundations for his
house, situated near what is now the
Lewis Ferry pier in the lower town,
says A. Lyman In the Boston Tran
script. There WIS hundred and eighty
foot cliff behind the little home, with
Its gay garden aflame with all the
flowers OF Versailles for the sweet
marquise who WAS to come over the
Atlantic, and before the door stretched
the loveliest OF rivers, fading into the
distance beyond green Orleans. But
Quebec could never be satisfied to live
In one place, planted and at rest. SO
1t climbed the ereat mountain, perch
Ing Frontenanc's beautiful Chateau st.
Louis where now the Chateau FrontO-
nac stands. And after 1t had filled the
hill with buildings, 1t flowed over the
top and down into the valley of the
st. Charles, where you can see 1t to-
day, multiroofed and a-twinkle.
Thus 1t comes that the streets of
Quebec lead varied and exciting life,
from Mountain hill, which Is too steep
Tor the old man to climb, and Sous lie
Cap, which Is too narrow for the big
car to get through with dignity, to
such roads AL Ste. Anne and Fabrique
that go upstairs and downstairs in
life Of perpetual hide-and-seek with
the proprieties OF streetdom.
Reflections Of Normandy.
Along these thoroughfares are plant
ed tall Norman houses with grim roofs
pulled down over their eyes. They
stand in close formation. shoulder to
shoulder, mindful of the old days when
the lroquois might drop over from
Lewis in his canoe or the cursed Eng
The Oakley herald. [volume] (Oakley, Idaho) 1908-1961, 1916-03-24
''CAsCARETS' FOR
LIVER, BOWELS
For sick headache, bad breath,
Sour Stomach and
constipation.
Get a Decent box now.

Get a 10-cent box now.
No odds how bad your liver, stomach
or bowels how much your head
aches, how miserable and uncomfort-
able you are from constipation, indiges
ton, biliousness and sluggish bowels
you always get the desired results
with Cascarets.
Don't let your stomach. liver and
bowels make you miserable. Take
Cascarets tonight; put an end to the
headache, biliousness, dizziness, nerv-
BUSINESS, sick, sour. gassy stomach,
backacho and all other distress;
cleanse your inside organs of all tho
bile. gases and constipated matter
which is producing the misery.
A 10-cent box means health, happi-
ness and a clear head for months.
No moro days of gloom and distress
II you will take a Cascaret now and
then. All stores sell Cascarets. Don't
forget the children-their little In
sides need a cleansing, too. Adv.
The Oakley herald. [volume] (Oakley, Idaho) 1908-1961, 1916-03-24
She'd Heard That Before.

Ananias went home to Sapphira the
other day, after having lost heavily
through some shady venture, and he
was feeling very penitent and repent.
ant Sapphire" he said, I'm going
to reform, pitch in, fix up the house,
buy shoes and clothes for the children,
and get you Just about everything you
want to dress up like a perfect lady"
But Sapphire just smiled YEARLY. GO
on" she said. you talk like a police
commissioner. kansas City Star.
The Oakley herald. [volume] (Oakley, Idaho) 1908-1961, 1916-03-24
TAKE A GLASS OF SALTS
WHEN BLADDER B0THERS
Harmless to Flush Kidneys and Neu-
trallze Irritating Acids-spIendId
for the System.

Kidney and Bladder weakness result
from uric acid, says a noted authority.
The kidneys filter this acid from the
blood and pass 1t on to the bladder
where 1t often remains to irritate and
inflame. causing a burning, scalding
sensation, or setting up an irritation
at the neck of the bladder, obliging
you to seek relief two or three times
during the night. The sufferer Is in
constant dread, the water passes
sometimes with a~scalding sensation
and 10 very profuse; again, there Is
difficulty in avoiding 1t.
Bladder weakness, most folks call
It, because they can't control urina-
ton. While it Is extremely annoying
and sometimes very painful, this Is
really one of the most simple ailments
to overcome. Get about four ounces
Of Jad Salts from your pharmacist and
take a tablespoonful in a glass OF
water before breakfast, continue this
for two or three days. This will neu.
tralize the acids in the urine so it no
longer is a source of irritation to the
bladder and urinary organs which then
act normally again.
Jad Salts is inexpensive, harmless.
and is made from the acid OF grapes
and lemon Juice, combined with lithia,
and Is used by thousands of folks who
are subject to urinary disorders caused
by uric acid irritation. Jad Salts is
splendid for kidneys and causes no
bad effects whatever
Here you have pleasant. efferves-
cent Whitewater drink, which quickly
relieves bladder trouble Adv