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River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1916-03-02
MEAT CLOGS KIDNEYS
THEN YOUR BACK HURTS
Take a Glass Of Salts to Flush Kid.
neys If Bladder Bothers You
Drink Lots of Water.

No man or woman who eats meat
regularly can make mistake by flush
ing the kidneys occasionally, says a
well-known authority. Meat forms
uric acid which eXcites the kidneys,
they become overworked from the
strain, get sluggish and fail to filter
the waste and pOisons from the blood,
then we get sick. Nearly all rheu-
matism, headaches, liver trouble, ner.
vousness, dizziness, sleeplessness and
urinary disorders come from sluggish
kidneys.
The moment you feel a dull ache IN
the kidneys or your back hurts or If
the urine is cloudy, offensive, full of
sediment, irregular of passage or at.
tended by a sensation of scaIding, stop
eating meat and get about four ounces
of Jad Salts from any pharmacy; take
a tablespoonful in a glass of water
before breakfast and in a few days
your kidneys will act fine. This fs.
nous salts is made from the acid Of
grapes and lemon juice, combined
with lithia, and has been used for
generations to flush and stimulate the
kidneys. also to neutralize the acids
in urine so it no longer causes irrita-
ton, thus ending bladder weakness.
Jad Salts is inexpensive and cannot
injure; makes a delightful efferves-
cent Whitewater drink which everyone
should take now and then to keep the
kidneys clean and active and the blood
pure, thereby avoiding serious kidney
complications.-Adv
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1916-03-02
BILIOUS, HEADACHY,
SICK 'CASCARETS"
Gently cleanse your liver and
sluggish bowels while
you sleep.
Get a 1O-cent box.

Sick headache, biliousness, dizzi.
ness, coated tongue, foul taste and foul
breath-aIways trace them to torpid
liver; delayed, fermenting food in the
bowels or sour, gassy stomach,
Poisonous matter clOgged in the in
testines, instead of being cast out
of the system is re-absOrbed into the
blood. When this poison reaches the
delicate brain tissue it causes con-
gestion and that dull, throbbing, sick
ening headache.
Cascarets Immediately cleanse the
stomach, remove the sour undigested
food and foul gases, take the excess
bile from the liver and carry out all
the constipated waste matter and
poisons in the bowels.
A Cascaret tonight will surely
straighten you out by morning. They
work while you sleep-a 10-cent box
from your druggist means your head
clear, stomach sweet and your liver
and bowels regular for months Adv.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1916-03-02

shown in this picture, the detachable
signs may be suspended from iron
hooks embedded in the masonry
Unless a permanent sign is desired,
large sheets or white cardboard, pur-
chased for few cents each, may be
used. On these the message may be
placed in gummed letters or with stem
Gil, or lamp black and brush, or cray
on pencils.
This cardboard can then be secure
ly fastened to the detachable bulletin
board with thumb tacks. One advan-
tage Of the detachable scheme is
that when it storms for long periods
the sign may be taken inside and kept
fresh and bright. Besides, there are
many times when nothing is available
for sale, and then a permanent sign
is almost a nuisance.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1916-03-02
Rare Cruelty to Children.

Don't Let the Riddles Freeze" be-
gins an advertisement, and we
thought it was going on to be char
ity appeal. But it continues: "Out
of warm room into cold car-for
a bitterly cold drive to school-down-
town-or to bring dad home from the
of1ce-the worst thing in the world
for youngsters-or anyone else" And
it tells of the virtues of a heater for
motor cars. Can there be parents
cruel enough to send their children
to school in cold motor car? Have
we no laws? Is civilization, as Bret
Harte asked, q failure New York
Tribune.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1916-03-02
The LAUGH That Failed.

Laugh, and the world laughs with
you" quoted the humorist with the I'm
barbered hair, as he handed the editor
an alleged joke of the Joe N1illar vim
tage.
YES" replied the editor. Then. at
ter glancing over it. he handed it
back with the comment: but this is
no laughing matter, I'm sorry to say"
Whereupon, the man Of humor, with
head bowed down, wandered slowly
hence into the unexplored hither.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1916-03-02
CLEANSE THE PORES
OF YOUR Skin and Make 1t Fresh and
Clear by Using CutIcura. Trial Free.

When suffering from pimples, black.
heads, redness or roughness, smear
the skin with Cuticura Ointment.
Then wash off with Cut1cura Soap and
not water. These super-creamy emol-
lients do much for the skin because
they prevent pore clogging.
Free sample each by mail with Book.
Address postcard, Cuticura, Dept. L,
Boston. Sold everywhere.-Adv.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1916-03-02
new TREATMENT FOR
SWOLLEN Veins

Swollen veins are dangerous and
often burst Sufferers are advised to
get a two-ounce, original bottle OF
Emerald Oil (full strength) at any
pharmacist and start TO reduce the
veins and punches at once.
Physicians recommend Emerald Oil;
it is used in hospital practice and q
small bottle will last long time, be-
cause it is very concentrated Apply
night and morning with the soft brush
as directed until the swelling is re-
duced to normal
1t is so marvelousIy powerful that
swollen glands, and even goitre dlsap-
pear when used steadily.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1916-03-02
a Dutv TO Ourselves.

AS nation we owe it to ourselves
and to posterity to become more near
ly self-sustaining both in food, cloth
ing and manufactured products. If we
are not to be dependent on other ma
tions for goods, we must increase and
develop largely our manufactures, and
this will draw more and more heavily
on the products of the soil for food
Wallace.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1916-03-02

Inflammation OF
the bladder. La
ter I became so
much worse that
/ consulted a
doctor, who said
that / had Dia-
betes and that
my heart was af-
fected. / suffer
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1916-03-02
Not Gray Hairs but Tired Eyes

make US look older than we are. Keep
your Eyes young and you will look young.
After the Movies Murine Your Eyes. Don't
tell your age. Murine Eye Remedy Co,
Chicago. Sends Eye Book on request.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1916-03-02
To Produce Wool That
Will Top the Market

Feed we'll.
House properly.
Furnish clean bedding.
Tag carefully.
Shear and tie correctly
Keep fleeces free from bur-
docks, chaff, etc.
Wool Losses Are Caused
By nails and splinters in old
boards.
By barb wire and poor fences.
BY loose wires in the pasture.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1916-03-02
II You Can't Get It In Town.

Someone in almost every town in
the United States sells Hanfords Bal
sam Of Myrrh. If you can't get 1t,
write G.. G. Hartford Mfg. Co., SYRIA
Cuse, N. Y. Price soc and $1.0O. Adv.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1916-03-02
SUFFERED FOR FOUR YEARS.

Mr.. ]. M. Sinclair Of Olivehill,
Tenn, writes: Il strained my back
which weakened my kidneys and
caused an awful bad backache and
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1916-03-02

To keep clean and healthy take DIR.
Pierce's Pleasant Pellets. They regulate
liver, bowels and stomach.-Adv.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1916-03-02
Eonnomios of the Rich

Knfcker Gasoline is going up.
Booker Maybe we can run the car
on champagne and drink OIL
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1916-03-02
The instrument.

Il want to sweep the cobwebs from
my brain.
why not use a vacuum cleaner?"
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1916-03-02
Rul;nu Idea.

Judge-Tw Twenty-Five and costs.
Motorist- Gee, whiz! There goes a
new tire!
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1916-03-02

Said Eve unto Adam: 1T gives mo
a pain TO see you walking the floor
with . Cain"
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1916-03-02

Nowadays we hear more about the
shiftless son-in-law than about the
prodigal son.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1916-03-02

Instead Of wearing a laurel wreath
the modern poet struggles along with
out a hair cut.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1916-03-02

Variety is the spice of life to the
bald man in the front row.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1916-03-02

He is a wise son who knows that
he knows less than his father.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1916-03-02

For calks use Hanford's Balsam
Adv.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1916-03-02
DAIRYING, TOO,
HAS ITS OCTOPUS

Few of the hard encounters record
ed in mythology have much on pres
ent-day conflicts, where Dairy Husband
ry, the youthful hero, is constantly
striving with all his might and main
against the twisting tentacles Of
more modern octopus.
Any of the five powerful arms of this
octopus is capable of infiicting griev
Gus wounds upon the body of Dairy
Husbandry that only time, patience
and the best of care can heal.
Wounds from the first arm, Neglect,
can be prevented by changes in meth
cd. Better care Of milk and cream
from the time it is produced until it
is in the hands of the consumer or
factory operator means the saving an
nually Of big losses. from this source.
Better systems of crop rotation that
fit in with the scheme of dairy farm
ing, always including some leguminOus
crops to aid in restoring lost fertility,
will also do away with much difficulty.
The second arm, Poor Business
Methods, can do much harm, but it
is not dangerous if due precautions
are taken in time. Attack is prevent
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1916-03-02

For hot grease burns apply Han.
ford'8 Balsam lightly until the fire Is
extracted. Adv.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1916-03-02
Seasonal Activity.

Mrs. Knicker-What is your trade?
Weary WILLIE shovel rain, mum.
New York Sun.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1916-03-02

A dyspetic can eat his cake and
still believe he has ik.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1916-03-02

Insolvency cripples great spirit.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1916-03-02
ExaotIv.

Exactly.
"Have you dyed your hair black?"
THAT isn't a fair question"
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1916-03-02
In Different Lights.

In Different Lights.
"Footlite Is convinced that in year
he'll be starring"
That's all moonshine."
Norwich bulletin., 1916-06-27
ARRESTED FOR sHooTINo
Anonymous Italian Held at Police Sta
 tion.

Tn cell at the police station dur ing Monday an Italian, who persist ently refused to give his name to the officers, was held to answer to a charge of breach of the peace He was not called upon to face the charge during the day because of the fact that both of the prosecuting officers Attorneys B. H. Johnson and B. c, Morse were out of the city.
 The prisoners arrest followed a complaint received just before mid night Sunday that shooting was go- ing on at the home of Adolph Le- clair. 1t was represented to Officer Origian Touchette that three men were trying to get into the Leclair house and that the men who were making the attempt were doing some revolver shooting.
 Officer Touchette summoned Cap tain Ryan and men to the number ol about 20 and they started out to eap- ture the men who were doing tho shooting.
 The hunt resulted in the capture ol the man who was held as prisoner during Monday. Another of the shoot ing trio was found on School street where most of the excitement tool place, but he managed to elude thu posse and escape, although Omcei Touchette fired at him.
 Just what started the whole row al the Leclair place was very much of z mystery Monday. The prisoner woult say nothing about the affair.
Norwich bulletin., 1916-06-27
c4AuTAUoUA COMMITTEES
Announced Monday by Rev. George
 D. stanIey-Meetinas July 24-so.

D. stanIey-Meetinas July 24-so.
 Rev. George D. Stanley. press chair man, gave out the announcement on Monday, that the Putnam Chautauqua will be held from July 24 to July 30. The completed list of committees in charge as given out by Secretary John B. Byrne, are: President, Walter J. Bartlett; vice presidents, Charles E. Richardson, Anna c. Leavitt, Rev. Frank D. Sargent and A.. Graydon Sharpe; secretary, John B. Byrne; treasurer. Newton A. Ballard
 ner, Marion H. Warren, John G. John- son, Ernest c. Morse, Clinton s. An dem, Mrs. Cortland D. Arnold. Rich ard Barton, Mrs. Ellen l.. K. Beard Howard c. Bradford, J. Richard Car penter. Howard B. Deacon, Dyer S. Elliott: Rev. w. ?. smith, p. ?. Thomp- son. Gertrude Jones, Mrs. Ernest B Kent, D. c. Kinney, Anna c. Leavitt Mrs. Arthur D. MacIntyre, Mrs. S Nikolof. Mrs. Calvin Rawson, Charles B. Richardson. pr. Herbert l.. Pease Rev. Tell A. Turner, Robert c. Sands Miss Harrfett Brown, Mrs Henry Chandler, Walter W. Rich, Miss Nell George D. Stanley and Rev. Frank ID Sargent.
 Decoration-Bertha L. Sargent, Rutf Murfey, Mary Wheaton, Florence Sar- gent.
 Automobile commfttee-Cari Kent Chester D. Child, EIbert c. Kinney. D L. Kelley, Rev. Harry A. Bead1e, Ray C. Bosworth, pr. Margueriete J. Bul. lard. Charles M. Fenner. John O. Fox
 J. H.. Geeson, Ernest B. Kent, F'. A Maryott, James B. Tatem, Jr.. Hau1 ". Thompson. Edgar M Wheaton Frank ". Barber, ". N. Philips Hospitality'-John e. Johnson, James E1agg, G. Harcld Gilpafrick, George A Hammond, George D. Shaw, Rev George D. Stanley Rev. George Stone Rev. J. R. Stubbert Edgar M Warner I Dr. R e. Paine. R s Danforth. Publicity George D. Stanley
Norwich bulletin., 1916-06-27
Thin Folks Who
 Would Be Fat

Increase in Weight Ten Pounds or More.
 "Td certainly give most anything to 6s able to fat up aacisrss few pounds sg1 and a result is not Impossible, despite past failures. Most thin people are yie- tims Of mal-nutrdtion, a condition which prevents the fatty elements of food from being taken up by the blood triton are normal. Instead of. getting into the blood much of the fat and flesh producing elements stay in the intestines until they pass from the
 TSo correct co this condition and to pro- duce a healthy, normal. amount of fat. the nutritive processege be arta- ficially supplied with the power which nature has denied them. Thiscan prob ably best be accomplished by eatang a is careful com bination of six splendad assimi1ative agents. Taken with meals they mix with the food to turn the sugars and staTcheS- o4A what you'll have eaten into rich, ripe mo u11sahmeut for
 the tissues and blood and it's rapid ef-
 remarkRb Reported gains Of from ten to twenty five pounds in single month are by no means 1nfrsQH9At. | Yet its action as perfectly neutral and absolutely harm less. EBr9ol D sold Sus H. M. Lerou Chesbro's Drug Store, lWilfimanfic, andtother druggists every where and every. package contains a
 guarantee of weight increase or money
 back
 NoTE SargoI is recommended ona7 as flesh builder and while eeilenl etc, have been report ed, eare ssho4xid iat | taken about using 4t um1esssa gain voi weight is desired
Norwich bulletin., 1916-06-27

r Never fin the history of the city hnva the people Of Norwich been SO generally interested and SO united In their efrortn as they are at this tinaas in thelr endeawor to make the coming Fourth of July celebration the bigsast and best Characterization ever held by the citizens, and it is well to reEnem- bsr that it is no easy task 10 excel past perforrnnnees. as Norwich has had some monster celebrations in re- cent years. notably an Old Home Week in 1901 and a 250th Anniversary Celebration tn 1e0g.
 Ths movement for Fourth of July demonstration was born of the desire of faw patriotic citizens to have the birthday of the Nation observed in some appropriate manner. Probably none of tho promoters of the move- ment had any idea that the project no inoafantatiouEly launched, a few weeks ago. would assume the propor- lions which are now indicated by the prowraMme that has been outlined by the general committee in charge of the affair. Following the suggestion of a celebration, a few preliminary meet ings were held and plans considered,
 
 much progress it was found that a strong sentiment existed, not only in the city, but in the territory conttg- uous to Norwich, that the celebration should take the form of prepared mess parade, and. the enthusiasm which greeted the suggestion was an unmlstakable indication of the vein of patriotism that pulsed unknown through the community. It seemed as though the spirit of '76 which had in spired such ardent patriotism amongst the early settlers of New London and Windham Counties had been revived, and men in all walks of life responded to the invitation to assist and accept Cd positions on the various committees that have been formed and that are working earnestly for the success of the celebration. An Eastern Connecticut Demonstration
 This preparedness parade is not to Dc a purely local demonstration in which the citizens of Norwich alone arc interested It is a movement that Co broader and more far reaching than the territorial limits of the city, town or county. The immense amount of work which Is necessitated, and the great expense which it entails make it Impossible for every community to hold demonstration of this nature, 60 that it is proposed that the con- templated preparedness parade be made a demonstration in which all the people of Eastern Connecticut should participate. thereby showing to the other sections of the state that the residents of that portion of the com monweaith lying east of the Connec- lieut. river are inspired by the same feeling of patriotism that actuated the inhabitants of this territory at other crucial periods in. the history of the Nation Conforming to that idea that t be made an Eastern Connecticut celebration. the committee on invita- Hons. which includes His Honor { 1yor Brown. and former Mayor Mur- phy. will send formal invitations to every organized body, military, fra fernal and social. to the city and town Unlcialal of every community in New London and Windham Counties, and in a general way to every resident of that territory. to come to Norwich on
Norwich bulletin., 1916-06-27
BRIEF STATE NEWS


 Handen@The state department hna started odling state roads through Hamden.
 New HaVen@The Master Carpen- ters' association of New Haven an- nounced last week that it.would adopt the open shop, sbasing its action upon the action of the Carpenters union 1n declaring strike.
 Waterbury-A check for s1,4s7.es8.- IT was turned over to City Treasurer Edward k. Moran by. James R. Law Tor, collector of taxes, yesterday. It comprises money collected for property taxes, water rents, assessments and license fees.
 -Eridgeporf-The value of a mschan- ical training is being well shown in Bridgeport. In one of ti1e big factories 5000 skilled workers were needed. In order to get them it was necessary to employ 15.000 hands and weed out the
 Meriden.-Frank Treat Southwiclk A. G. O., is the latest of the well known organists to take up theatre by the Fox circuit, and commencing his duties at the Fox theatre, NeW Britain, on July 1.
 WeSebrook-I1e DeQueSC or the late Miss Cornelia Chapman to establish a free bed at the AIiddlesex hospital for any worthy person in the town Of Westbroo1S will be available on and after Jan. 1, 1917 It will be known as the Charles and Dency Chapman free bed, in honor of the donors par ents.
 Waterburys-Dr. Augustin IA Crane of this city will sail from New York on the liner St. Paul for Europe July l in company with the Dr. F. Fl. Albee party, which. will do special surgical work among the allied troops. Dr. Crane goes as the assistant to the famous New York surgeon and sDe- cialist.
 Hartfcrd.-The municipal building | department issued a permit the other day to the Overland Stores Company of Toledo, O., to build a brick and rec inforeed concrete garage and service station 13s by 12O feet and three stories thigh at the corner of Asylum and Hurlburt streets at an estimated cost of $140,0oo.
 WaternuryeThe- Waterbury Tennle 1 corporation has incorporated The capital stock authorized is $1g, ,0o9. dl@ vided into 2.0o0 shares par value t6 l TTie corporation will begin buIntst with S1,000. The incorporator8 arg Fabian 8. Mckinney. Ru6olrh H. C.aes and FeytCn F Anderson.
Norwich bulletin., 1916-06-27
PUPILS ABOVE 90 ?. c. AVERAGE
 WHO WILL ENTER HIGH SCHOOL
Girls and Boys Not Required to Take
 Regular Entrance Examinations.

The following is a list of pupils from various schools in the town of Killingly. including St. James pa rochfal school, who have maintained an average of 90 per cent. in their studies throughout the past school year and who are thereby entitled to enter Killingly High school without taking the entrance examinations:
 Danielson- Samuel Back, Margaret Beckley. Clara Brown, Roscoe Burton, 4ncile Caron, Oscar Cook. Ethel Dunn, Lindner Gallup, Erie Gilbert, Edward Ray, Eli Talnose. Alice Tombin, Kath- leen Varneys St. James School, Regina Buquettes Yvonf1e Goulet, Florence Gingras, Lauretta Lambert, Beatrice Metthi, Imelda Mennier. Mignonne Theodore Breault Roland Rouliane, Gerald Bouliane, William Mathieu, Henry Perrault.
 DayviIle- Charlotte Reddy, George Rumrill.
 Attawaugan-F Frank Tourtellotte. Pray.
 Williamsviile- -AIbina Hebert.
 East Kfllingly-Hildur Elfgren. Aa- ron German. Doris Gordon, Henry Hill, Carlton Smith, Hannar Smith, Howard Soule. Jessie Wade.
 Killingly Center-Hannor Kiinan, Ada Shtppee, Eva Cobb, Doris Greene, Edith Morgan, Harry Peabody, Philip Lewis. Frank Heath, Leonard Smith.
 South Killingly--Inez Doane, Doro thy Boswell.
 Val1ey-Chester Saunders.
 East Rrooklyn-A1bert Birch, Ernest Dyson, Ashbel Estabroolx, Edward Lenehan, Winniffed Coffrey.
 Brooklyn Center-Chauncey Brink Frederick Hill, Catharine Lawton, Mi chael Maffeecci, Myrtle Meyer, Kath- erine Smith, Helen Ward Gilbert-MarJorie Russell. Stetson-Nettie Klein.
Norwich bulletin., 1916-06-27

of Nature, Donald Smith; song, The Trumpet Call the school; recitation, Confusing, Vera Miner; Growing Smiles, Hazel Miner; My Prayer, Es- telle Kiiroy; cbildren's song, A Child of the Morning; claAs exercise, Just a Little Child, Airline Thompson: Sun shine, Witter Wheeler; Our Country, Milton Smith, solo, The Message of Salvation, James Thompson; recita- tion, A Crafty Old Thief, Grosvenor Allyn; address, On Ble Work of the American Baptist Publishing Society, by the pastor; offerings; emblematic piece, Heralds of the Cross, by severs young ladies; singing, Heralds of the Cross, by school
 The church was prettily decorated with artificial flowers by Warren Thompson.
 Germany now has iron money in circulation.