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El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1916-05-16
The Dentist Is Mild hammered Mechanic
Tirkers With Human Mouth At So Per Tink

7HE dentist is mild maniered me-
chanic who thinkers with the hui
J. man mouth at IS per tink. owing
20 the frequency with which people are
Obliged to have their mouths tinlercd
with. refined. redecorated and reshin-
gled. the dental profession has become
highly lucrative and pays larger re-
turns than any other form of invest
ment except stock ia a machine gun
factory.
For n great many years the dentist
was almost unknown i'm this country,
and the teeth OF the common people
were allowed TO decay and fall out with
depressing frequency. Every once i'm
while some travelling dentist would
rome along or a roam saddle horse and
true up the teeth Of an entire family
iu exchange for a nights lodging How
different it is today. when il costs more
TO sit down i'm a highly perfumed dental
chair and drink a couple of bags of
laughing gas than IL does TO 20 through
the Yellowstone park in a wheel chair
Every successful dentist knows eN-
sctly how many teeth there are i'm the
average mouth, and if necessary can
rell them by their first name. The laws
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1916-05-16

woman.s strength to keep swept.
The house of the modern woman in
moderate circumstances. who must do
most il not all Of her homework is
almost bare in its simplicity and
spartan i'm its regimen as compared
with her grandmothers. for the wo-
man Of today is bringing a trained in
telligence to bear on the proposition
OF keeping her family comfortable and
happy with the least expenditure of
labor and money.
I'm doing this she has broken away
from the old traditions that piled up
unnecessary work on the hOusekeeper.
This shocks the older generation. but
IL is the evangel of the new gospel
Of housekeeping.
1t is, of course always dangerous
t. prophesy, but il is interesting 10
forecast what the home Of the future
viii really be. Up TO now fewer i'm
provements have been made in labor
saving devices for the home than in
any other line The workman and
the farmer have had the first fruits
OF inventive genius. and their work
has been hghtened by machinery
while the house wifes work has gone
on by hand
This is because men have always
carried the pOcketbook. and they have
thought more about saving their own
backs than they have their wives.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1916-05-16

But the new woman movement fs
7 changing all that, and the day is not
far distant when il viii pay the IN
eutor just as much to devise a new
sort Of dishwasher as 1T did TO make
q new harvester.
The washing machine. the Cas range.
the electrical cooker and the fireless
cooker are all steps i'm this direction.
and they are but the beginning Of the
thousand appliances that will be de
Vlsed TO make housekeeping easier and
less laboriOus for women.
Cooperation to Play Large Part.
Undoubtedly. also, cooperation will
play a large part
In the large cities there viii be
great central kitchens from which the
housewife may obtain her roasts. and
soups, cooked to a turn. just as she
now gets her bread from q bakery.
cheaper and better than she can make
it,
The housekeeper Of the future will
put her money i'm simple furniture OF
beautiful lines and form instead Of
cluttering up her rooms with multi
tude of senseless objects. This viii
make the keeping Of q house neat and
orderly merely the work of few
minutes. There viii practically be
no sweeping or busting for once
week I'm private houses as IS already
done IN the big apartment houses a
man viii come around with the va
CUM cleaner and will suck every
particle of dust off of the rugs. and
curtains, and walls.
The home Of the future will not be
place where a woman works so hard
to make her family comfortable that
it leaves her nervous wreck, SO tired
that she is cross and irritable and un-
lOvable.
IT will he place where steam and
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1916-05-16
ANSWERS NIR. HINrER-

ANSWERS MIR. HUNTER.
Editor II Paso Herald:
In regards to the article by Kent
A. Hunter, which appeared I'm your
paper recently. l wish to express my
approval on the subject Of letter
writing to the soldiers in Mexico. also
my emphatic disapproval Of the slight
ing remarks made by Mr.. Hunter of the
KIND and noble hearted soldiers
don't see why the g;rls shouldn't
send candy and letters to them. the-
are so faithfully serving our country.
No one except AIr. Hunter considers
the girls rude who keep company and
correspond with the soldiers I hone
That none Of the girls heed his ad-
vice, but that they send more candy
and letters than before We girls
should feet it a duty to do all we can
- comfort and cheer our protectors.
The men who are trying to Islander
the soldiers by their impudent talk
VIII consequently lose out for our
noble and kind hearted soldiers are
considered the purest and cleanest
Dig souled men there are.
! would willingly devote all my
time to sending candy and letters to
our soldier boys and f cannot believe
they laugh at the letters written them
by we girls Miss Z. r. p.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1916-05-16

This is one Of the greatest auto
mobile towns that I have ever seen.
regardless Of its size. because fl is
rare that anyone sees such prosperity
as the people Of this city seem to be
enjoying said d. A. Winters, Of Chi
cago. For a city Of 10000 odd per-
sons TO have a total Of 5000 automo
biles is certainly going some, as il
means an automobile to about every
II people. The roads with one or two
exceptions leading into the city APP
pear to be in an excellent condition
particularly those beyond the New
Mexico state line"
=
The addition Of small boxes for
the patrOlmen at each pivot corner TO
stand on is a valuable one to the
equipment of a local police department
as they benefit the officers in many
ways said II. B. Thomson. "On hot
days il is practically impossible for
the officers to stand on the hot pave
ment and direct traffic. and the little
boxes which are used in every metro
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1916-05-16
It Doesn't Pay.

pDor+. of rscsrt burglaries in FL Paso show that
altboIgb tho man Of the master key and the small
hours Of the night is pursuing his vocation as indus
triously as ever his profits are small me world that
o,L - 1i,ino with the cost of it high too.
whole night Of burgaries with evidently two or
three different gangs working as hard as they can
will net only SIS haul In one no mouse $50 "9@
found on a dresser in another a hall worn suit OF
clothes was taken in another old fashioned brooch
worth much sentimentally to its owner but Of Prac-
tcally no use to burglar who has got to live somehOE
Sometimes watch is taken, perhaps an lngerSl
at that
1t evidently won't net living to the number Of
ren employed and the next thing FL Paso knows
here will have to be purse or pound party col
lected for INDECENT burglars stranded IN TINS town
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1916-05-16

ateur viii not settle down in some Sc
cluded village and render the inhabi-
tants toothless. After a patient who is
Of a hopeful and parsimOnious turn Of
mind has been eNperimeuted upon for a
few days by some unfledged graduate
whom nature intended for the horse
shooting business, he will retire
thoughtfully to his domicile and order
some new teeth by parcel post.
The dentist does not like to inflict
ain, as il interferes with his aim. and
his has given rise to the school of
painless dentistry. which does not cost
any more than any other kind. II is n
great treat TO sit down i'm a dental
chair and be played upon by n four
horsepower drill without desiring to
murder the dentist and his entire fam
lily back TO the fourth generation.
Some people would rather be operated
on by a painless dentist and wake up
with a mouthful Of offcolOred porce-
lain pegs than have their feet toyed
with by a crude, butter-fingered Chi
ropodist and be obliged to wear felt
slippers down TO the office.
The dentist should always be treated
with respect. so that he viii not become
disgruntled and cause two cavities to
grow where but one grew befor
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El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1916-05-16

LOUDCROFT has seldom been beautiful at this
season as it is There has been a good
deal Of snow, and more late snow than usual
so that the grass is all green, the trees all look
healthy and prosperous and the flowers are starting
early. Yellow dandeons and purple iris every
where The days cloadless, the nights just little
frosty
The frs and pines and spruces are putting out
new tips Of delicate tint the aspenS and oaks and
naples top of the mountain Just beginning to
take their dress. Further down the noun
tain it is already in Spots though the VOLTS
candle is still scarlet in the hills and bright
blooms among the rocks make gay the lower levels
Since last a good deal Of work has been
done the roads in and around ClOudcroft. The old
county road below the depot Cox canyon and
Mountain Park, has been widened and surfaced with
rock that the mud is thing Of the past. The old
road is all in good condition, and it is expected that
the Haynes canyon road will be connected up with
Coudcroft this season, making and beautiful
drive or ride
CloudcToft proper has been kept in fine condition.
Its roads and walks all excellent; good deal of
work has been done in streets heretofore too rough
for pleasure safety. There has been respassing
and the reservation is like d well kept park.
During the winter, part Of the Circle Drive hitherto
psssabe only for saddle animals has been opened
graded, that it is possible to 90 in an auto
mobile through South Apache canyon and around by
Of Cox canyon. 1t is hoped to continue this work
through North Apache canyon and Gooseberry park to
with the Barrett and Mescalero road and give
circuit Of eight ten miles passable in any car in
hour less. There many in the mountains
now, and there is talk Of establishing an automobile
livery
James canyon is in fine shape; all that is needed
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1916-05-16
The Gentle Art
of Nagging
BY BEATRICE FAIRFAx.
How It Adds to the DIscord of
Life.

/ 7 KAVE you ever lain awake in the
middle of the night and listened
/ - - to a dog bowling hideousIy with
( Wailing reiteratlou Of two long
I drawn notes. Have YOU ever sought
3 the quiet of your own apartment only
! 70 have your rest or attempt at con-
I centratiOn broken up by the incessanr
I thud OF one and the same tune on a
neighbOr's piano?
Either experience probably drove you
/ almost crazy.
And yet you. whoever Vol are are
, CAPABLE Of whining out the same old
! tune over and over Ggain i'm the pro-
cess or begging for something you
want or protesting against something
! YOU don't want The naEger Is as
pleasant to listen to as the whining
OF an + string when an amateur
practises on the violin
The other day ] was riding down in
q car ana by next door neighbOr was
girl who wanted a new suit which
her mother didn't seem 10 think She
could afford The girl was whining
out her complaints against people
who were stingy, and didn't under
stand anything about girls feelings,
or course. might have changed
my seat. but the mother had 10 way
OF changing her daughter, She kept
up weary. crea king. sing-sOng
drOne. she began complaining ahour
the noise. Most of her neighbors
found the situation funny. What she
had been doing was exactly as nerve
racking performance at the screech
of the rail
nd all nagging is Ike that 1t
gets on the nerves of the listener and b.
unless il is directed TO a weakling.
who VIII do any thing TO have peace.
it accOmplishes nothing beyond making
tie uagger hideously discordant no e
ia life.
Next time you are tempted to harp
on subject or nag away in your de-
sire to get what YOU want. Just re-
member the creak of the rail, the
carerwauliuC OF tabby on the back
fence. the nerve-racking force OF the
steam drill when building is going on
next door and don't add your UNI
pleasant and popularity destroying bit
To the discord OF life
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1916-05-16

pOlitan city We're badly needed. The
top Of the boxes consist OF solid cOrk
covered over with a square of carpet
and is just high enough for the patrol
men to stand on conveniently"
=
With proper cooperative spirit by
the citizens Of FL PasO it will be pos
sible to bring one or more moving pic
ture studios to the city" said Beverly
Griffith. "El Paso would be an admir-
able city for motion picture producing
companies TO make their permanent
home. The first requisite for picture
making Of course. is sunshine and of
this FL PasO has more than its share
Since / have been here 7 think there
have been only two days that would
have been too cloudy to make the TAX
ing Of pictures impossible. This condi-
tiOn is away above the average and
would be the first inducement offered
by your chamber of commerce in secur-
ing producing companies to locate here.
The next step would be the cooperative
spirit Of the city officials, merchants
and citizens in general"
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1916-05-16

building
tt is the occupation for which nature
intends woman, for which she has been
u which every instinct calls her. out
O. every thousand women nine hum
dred and ninety-nine would choose
the career Of housekeeping il It were
presented to them under any tolera bic
condition
As sex the women OF the future are
going to be homemakers Just as the
women Of the past have been. but they
are going TO keep house differently
IRON their grandmUthers because they
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1916-05-16
Peck S Bad Bow

VEORGE dead place granite on
which I'd write old friend good night You filled with gl this
n How
@
nby
la by
sakOth Closer Old tight With
Bad andth GrOcer"
protected by Adams Newspaper seryicej MASON
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1916-05-16

are going to bring to the task the in
tclligence and the training that they
have got in school and business.
Lenver Is Working.
Already you can begin to see the
leaven working. and its first result
is to simplify things. and 10 eliminate
much of the useless labor that made
the women of other years nothing but
domestic slaves.
Those of us who are even middle
aged recall with horror the DAYS and
days, and the dollars and dollars. we
used TO spend making up elaborate
lingerie that was clumsy and eXpen-
sive. back breaking to construct. and
bankrupting 20 have Numbered. where
now we find a satisfactory substitute
in garments that are cheaper. more
comfortable and the salvation OF the
washlady
And oh. the weary, weary. hot sum-
mer days we stewed over kitchen
stoves making jams and preserves be-
cause there was a tradition that fruit
must be put up. whether it was ever
eaten or not. How much better and
more wholesome the fresh fruit served
by the housekeeper of today.
Gone, too, are the heavy brea kfasts
that IL took so long to prepare, and
vanished the what-nOts with their
myriads of foolish iimCracks that had
to be busted every day. and the
throws and tides that IT required the
price of eternal vigilance to keep in
order Vanished likewise the heavy
carpets that took the last ounce Of a
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1916-05-16

the world-for which you have no pre-
paredHess at all
You need congressman who will not
only get into the trough and pork
barrels with all four feet, but will
also start a new pork barrel or two
and give FL PasO what she ought to
have. and what Smith has failed to
get for her.
E P Hill.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1916-05-16

In order to facilitate Identification, New York police
men are now required to recognize the various makes of
automobiles as they speed by. Almost any small boy in
Ell Paso can do it. but he learns he does not know
himself He learns it with learning how to pitch stone
and shoot marble but policeman will lind the learn
ing harder Education comes naturally to the very
young and IS very difficult for the grownuP.i
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1916-05-16
Woman Still To Rule,
In Home Of the Future
Housekeeper However, Will Not Be the Drudge of DID,
Wearing Away Her Life Uselessy-M Modem Inven-
tons Make Wearisome Grind Unnecessary
and Foolish.
BY DOROTHY DIX.

4 GREAT many wen meaning peo-
~ have objected TO every widening
Of the sphere of woman on the
ground that it would break mp the
nome for her to have any outlet for
her energies except the kitchen and
the nursery.
Let them rest their souls in peace.
The home is the one stable institution
Of society, not because women can't
get away from it, but because they
aou.t want TO get away from il.
Nothing is ever going to interfere
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1916-05-16
Advertise the Truth.

Rudolph Guenther, of Chicago, authority en-
financial publicity in open letter to advertisers
and publishers says;
az calculate that INSCRIPTIONS promoters, dishonest
brokers and other schemers swindle the American
public to the tune of millions of dollars every year
WHY can such enormous be extracted from the
pockets of gullibe Peope'
4Larqelv because legitimate financial institutions
and brokers have failed, through too sparing use
of the nrinters' ink to make known the ADVANTAGES
of doing business with Them also because honest hon
orabv managed corporations have failed to bring home
to the public through Advertising their financial re-
ports their progress and their soundness the worth
and attractiveness of their securities.
Let reputable concerns come boldly to the front
and bv presenting solid facts convince the public of
the value of dealing with them and eschewing fraudu-
lent flv-by-nght schemes and schemers"
The death Of Maj. Moore a result Of the DELAY
in getting him to the base hospital in FL Paso is another
monument TO the plumbers of the American officials
who have failed to take advantage Of railroad trans
pOrtatOn in Mexico.
Mexicans and all other foreigners will respect us so
long as they are convinced what we say
Who will start sheep ranch for the interventionis
plOtters to Craze in?
Mexican officials not the only people who change
their minds each time they roll cigaret.
Country club" is a sort of a misnOmer for club
in town.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1916-05-16
~ HOWARD I. RANN-

of most states prescribe that the dentist
shall be able to tell one tooth from an
other. so that the raw and untrfed am
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1916-05-16

Clean up, paint up, swat the fly, death to the
quito boil the babies bottles 20 minutes, and watch
the milkman That is the spring time cry across the
land and it is a cry of cleanliness and cry of new
life and of greater joy in living
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1916-05-16

gas and electrical power have SUI
perseded woman power in doing the
heavy work. and that is run on
scientific and business principles.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1916-05-16
7 ETTERS to THE
HERALD

(All communications must bear the
signature Of the writer, but the name
will be withheld il requested.)
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1916-05-16

Dam it. they did. The old Rio Grande is now curbed
and water is aenifu for all the crops can plant
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1916-05-16

Mexican officials not the only people who change
their minds each time they roll a cigaret.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1916-05-16

Who will start sheep ranch for the interventonst
plotters to Craze in?
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1916-05-16

Mexcans and all other foreigners will respect us so
long as they are convinced what we say
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1916-05-16

Country club" is sort of a misnOmer for club
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1916-05-16

are going to bring to the task the in
tclligence and the training that they
have got in school and business.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1916-08-28
~ OPPORTUNITY.

The Journal do,- Hat aaFH1f th.
a,Iusion that 81 has ans usHt go offer
uurouebt advice rs the dsm9ru.
parts. but H cannot refrain from
pointing out 81 tHe leaders 20 that
parts in Horaaluio what 81 considers
su exceptional opportunity TO
strengthen tho organization with the
voters and at no, same time render
a. patriotic service % lhs community
Atauas0 Muul0sa. republican,
VIII undoubtedly be- nominated bs h.s
party t0 succeed himself o. county
superintendent Of schools Tn, dem
oerats should De bis enough and pa-
tuotir enough 90 nominate him lsr
Che same office nn their ticket
The reasons why this would Doc "a
good move on the paif or tbe Hern4-
lilo county democracy are many and
obvious Iu the first place. l would
Dee declaration 90 tho voters That the
party refuses to allow tho schools TO
become thg playhug az pouuos-
that il considers efficiency in odu-
cation Of more Importance thao 20.
litical oKpedItnp1 20 would not bel
au admission that there Is no demo-
GRAFT In the county qualified 20 hold
the ofnee-It would merely De ree-
ogntton Of the unqueeioned TACT Jhat
Mr. Mou,oya has made good. has.
hrought The school system " tHc.
county up 10 th, highest state Of ~
feicHc, ana s. deserving of rc-cIca-
ton Us g reward for uhot Doe Dos a..
complisb,d Let 10 Uc admitted far
she sake ~ tine argument that there
are deserving democrats who are we'll
fitted for thg office OF county SCHOOL
superintendent what would De thc'
sood Of making change when the.
present incumbent is making 500 con- T
srIeloua o. SUCCESS iu the discharge oil
DTS duuese
Nnr would there Do sacrifice Of.
political prestige f the democrats.
should nominate MIR Montoyu Lrt.
So bo remembered that that official
was elected five years ago ON enc.
democratic ticket n thr rcputuelu.'
can afford 90 nominate man Who'll
was elected as democrat. certainly .
tho democrats can afford 40 nomI- I.
nate hlm and can gain political 5d.
Nanne, from the tact that bo present.
excellent condition uf iUp schools uf
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1916-08-28

Lydia T. Plnkham s
Vegetable Com
pound WhenIwas
- and had the
Change Of Life.
a friend recon-
mended it and it
gave me such relief
from my bad feel
ings that / took
several bottles. /
am now well and
healthy and raeov
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1916-08-28
CertQEn-teed
ROOfing,

will play leading role; for CERTAIN-TEED is the
twentieth century answer to the demand for roofing
that is economical to buy, easy to lay and inexpensive
to maintain.
CERTAIN-TEED Roofing is made in rolls also in
Slate-surfaced shingles There is type Of CERTAIN
IEED for every Kind of building with flat or pitched
root from the largest skycraper down to the smallest
residence or out-buiIding.
II makes clean sanitary attractive roof, with very
10" cost per year of life It guaranteed for S. 10 or
- years according to ply q, or g. Experience proves
that 1t outlasts the period Of guarantee.
you are Interested in roots investigate CERTAIN-TEED
9sioTe you 65cle upon the type buy You will find GER
IAINIEED ior sale byresp0ns5e dealers all over the world
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1916-08-28
ELDERLY WOMEN
SAFEGUARDED
Tell Others How They Were
Carried Safely Through
Change of Life.

Durand, Wis am the mother Of
children and / owe my life 10
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1916-08-28

Reconstruction, of course When the great
war is over, shattered Europe must be rebuilt.
Mediaeval architecture, crumbIed by cannon,
will be replaced by wcll-Hghted, wel-ventil-
ated, convenient and sanitary buildings of the
present day. In this tremendous rebuilding,
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1916-08-28

stOm &C b So bad !
thought l could not
live Our doctor said
il was congestion az
the stomach Iw8uld
b-dperfeCtlyw-
and wake up in the
night as bad as Icouli
be and live Our doc
tor said it would do
no good TO give medi.
cine internally He
had tOinjectmedicia-
inmv arm Siucetak
ing Cham berlain
lahlrt- l can eat any
thing | want without
hurting me Thi
form Of indiCestionIs
extremely paiufulsnl
often dangerous By
taking Chamberlain
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