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Der taÌˆgliche Demokrat. [volume] (Davenport, Iowa) 186?-1918, 1916-03-29
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The Tomahawk. [volume] (White Earth, Becker County, Minn.) 1903-192?, 1916-01-27
In the effort to eradicate
HEADACHE and NEURALGIA

Hoyt's Headache and Neuralgia Cologne
now heads the list as a successful remedy
for the relief of headache, nervousness, IN
somnia, car sickness, etc.
The dangerous tablet has had it's day.
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ration, marvellous in it's action, relev-
ing nervousness, slcepessness, exhaustion
and all head and nerve ailments by ex-
ternal use and inhaling 1t is not nerve
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nerves a rest they furnish their own food
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For children's colds and catarrh it Is
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SO pleasant to use. For men pleasant
remedy to relieve and clear the head "the
morning after the night before" This is
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bottle, because it brings the relief. 1t has
many imitators at less price, but if they
do not bring the desired results they are
not cheap at any price.
Get Hoyt's and YOU will be satisfied.
For sale at all drug stores.
The Tomahawk. [volume] (White Earth, Becker County, Minn.) 1903-192?, 1916-01-27
PROVEN SWAMP.ROOT
AIDS WEAK KIDNEYS

The symptoms of kidney and bladder
troubles are often very distressing and
leave the system in q rundown condition
The kidneys seem to suffer most as al
most every victim complains of lame back
and urinary troubles which should not b
neglected, as these danger signals Otter
lead to dangerous kidney troubles.
DR.. Kilmer's Swamp-Root which soon
heals and strengthens the kidneys is 4
splendid kidney, liver and bladder remedy,
and, being an herbal compound, has gen
tie healing effect on the kidneys, which ii
almost Immediately noticed in most casei
by those who use it.
A trial will convince anyone who may
be in need of it. Better get bottle from
your nearest drug store, and start treat
ment at once.
However, if you wish first to test this
great preparation send ten cents to LII.
Kilmer & Co., Binghamton, N. Y, for z
sample bottle. When writing be sure and
mention this paper.-Adv.
The Tomahawk. [volume] (White Earth, Becker County, Minn.) 1903-192?, 1916-01-27

the leading people IN the literary heiu,
and wanted to give him some introduc
tions. But his pride revolted against
accepting this kindness, and she had
had the tact to see and not to press
the matter.
On Saturday, when he entered her
pretty room to read his story he felt
that they were already old friends.
She did not interrupt while he was
reading it, but when he had finished
she said:
Il think that is splendid story, MIR.
Rawlinson, although I don't recognize
myself in your heroine. At least, the
hero must have been a very impetuous
young man. I should change that love
scene. No girl could fall in love as
fast as that"
"But she might-later" asked Raw
linson, and he was conscious of wait:
ing for her answer as If his whole fate
depended on it.
Miss Arthur blushed. "She might.
later" she admitted; and then Rawlin.
sons hopes went high up in the air.
He knew already that he loved her.
He had dared to surmise that she was
not Indifferent to him. But how many
years must lie between that love and
its fruition!
81 am going to end it in a note OF
hope on the hero's part, then," he said.
"That's capital, Mr.. Rawlinson. One
can always hope"
He rewrote the story in accordance
with Miss Arthur's suggestions and
sent it in. For three days he waited
with heart that thumped every time
the postman's whistle was heard. Or
the third morning a letter came from
the magazine. He tore it open. In
side was check for SIS.
When Rawiinson gathered courage
to read the letter he found that it con
tanned besides an acceptance sugges'
ton for another story. And the sigma
ture, which had formerly been imper'
sonal, was now Julia Arthur"
It was the girl below. He had heard
a friend address her as Julia once. He
could not be mistaken. He ran down
stairs. He was mixture of emotions;
Joy, indignation, hurt pride. So she
had accepted the story to help him!
But when he raped at the door
and she came out, and stood before
him, he could say nothing, but only
stared at her speechlessly. The girl
beckoned him in. And again she
seemed to understand his feelings
though he had not spoken.
''Now you mustn't be foolish, Mr..
Rawlinson," she said. II did know you
mad been asked to write a story, but
the invitation came from the manager,
Mr.. Smith. It was he who wanted it
more than l. And I didn't read it
just because you were a friend. So !
he'd nothing to do except to sign that
letter. And you will forgive me for
deceiving you?"
IT." answered Rawlinsor slowly, Il
may-hope."
And her blush was significant Of his
answer.
Copyright, 1916 by w. G.. Claapman.)
The Tomahawk. [volume] (White Earth, Becker County, Minn.) 1903-192?, 1916-01-27
the Girl below
Bv HAROLD CARTER.

The best thing about Mrs. Simpsons
rooming house was it's real privacy.
Nobody knew anything about anybody
else, and Mrs. Simpson never gossiped.
Rawlinson, on the third floor, had often
wondered as to the identity of the
pretty girl on the ground floor. What
did she do? She wore stylish clothes,
and had just appeared in some furs
that must have cost every penny OF
hundred and fifty dollars. But Mrs.
Simpson would have frowned on an in
ouiry, and Rawlinson had to go on
guessing.
He had not much leisure even for
that. He had been supporting himself
ever since he came to town by the
hardest kind of hack literary work.
Now he had practically received an
order from a woman's magazine for
story at SIS.
He had had a story published In a
small magazine, and the editor had
dropped him note saying that story
of the same wholesome and CHEEKY
tyne would be considered acceptable
at the price named. The editor par
ticularly wanted a wholesome story,
with a strong "love interest"
Rawlinson knew what love inter
est" meant. A story of youthful pair
who committed follies for each others
sake-and how could he write that
sort of story when, even at twenty-five,
he had begun to despair of ever attain
ing success, when despair, not love,
was his dominant emotion?
He had puzzled his brain for days,
but suddenly enlightenment came to
him.
"IIl write a story" he said, about
the sort of sweetheart should like to
have"
Once conceived, the plan was swift
ly put into execution. There was
girl, simple, innocent. and sweet, and a
The Tomahawk. [volume] (White Earth, Becker County, Minn.) 1903-192?, 1916-01-27
Ancient Works of Art.

The oldest painting On canvas in
the world was recently sold in New
York for $1,700. The picture Illus
trates life in Egypt when Thebes was
one Of the worlds great cities. It be-
longs to the eleventh dynasty and is
comparatively small, being 10 by 13
inches. No rain ever falls in Upper
Egypt, and there was no danpness
to affect the canvas, which had been
folded and was preserved With all OF
it's original freshness 1t was found
in a pile of debris in the ruins Of the
temple at DER l-Bahari, 1895. The
picture represents the Goddess Hathor
in the form of COW Oh richly deco
rated bark. A deified king is stand
ing beneath the head of the goddess
and seven figures are approaching in
act of worship. Their names and
prayers are written in hieroglypbice
above. What ia said to be the Oldest
sculpture in the world, seated ape
like figure of a king nodded in sun
dried clay, estimated to be 1896 years
old, brought less than 500.
The Tomahawk. [volume] (White Earth, Becker County, Minn.) 1903-192?, 1916-01-27
DECIDEDLY NOT HIS HOBBY
How His Case Compared With
That Of the Martyrs.

This story is quoted by Mrs. Maude
M. G. Ffoulkes in my Own Past"
apropos of people who make their mis-
fortunes their hobby. A Roman Cath
Ollie priest told it to Mrs. Ffoulkes of
one of his parishioners.
This old man was a confirmed grum-
bier who suffered from acute rheuma-
tism, and whenever the priest CHANGED
to visit him he inveighed bitterly
against the cruelty of the Creator who
permitted rheumatism to rack the
bones of the aged.
"Now, Cassidy" reproved the good
father, II don't like to hear this con-
slant grumbling. What, after all, is
your pain in comparison with the
agonies endured by the blessed mar
tyrs? Think of them" he added, as
holy zeal inspired his words; think
Of that noble army who were tortured
without uttering a word Of complaint!
Some of them were plunged into boil
ing oil, others were devoured slowly
by the wild beasts, many were cruel
fied-but is it not recorded that they
glorified in their sufferings? Why,
then, rebel at such a trihe as rheuma.
tism?"
He paused. Probably he expected
Cassidy to see presently, with the eye
Of faith, the palm of martyrdom which
is the reward of accomplishing merit.
But the old man was not Of the stuff
of which saints are composed, and
very GROSSLY he grunted:
"Shure. an I'm not sayn' a wurrd
against all you're tellin be. But the
sufferin's of thin martyrs don't count
nothin', you sect was just their hob
by. Rheumatism amt q hobby of
mine
The Tomahawk. [volume] (White Earth, Becker County, Minn.) 1903-192?, 1916-01-27

good and hope every suffering woman
will give them q trial."-Mrs. ANNA
KELLY, no Chestnut Street, Burling-
ton, Wis.
The many convincing testimonials con-
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ought to be proof enough to women who
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liar to their sex that Lydia E. Pinkham's
vegetable Compound is the medicine
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This good old root and herb remedy
has proved unequalled for these dread
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restore woman's health and strength.
IF there is any popularity In
your case requiring special adj
vice, write the Lydia e. Pink
ham Medicine Co. (confidential),
Lynn, Mass, for free advice.
The Tomahawk. [volume] (White Earth, Becker County, Minn.) 1903-192?, 1916-01-27
WHY ttANURIC"
is AN INSURANCE AGAINST SUDDEN DEAIH!
= Sufferers from Bakc Rheumatism and Kidney Trouble

Experience has taught DR.. Pierce that
"Anuric" is the most powerful agent
IN dissolving uric acid, as hot water
melts sugar; besides being absolutely
harmless it is endowed with other
properties, for it preserves the kid
neys in a healthy condition by thor
oughly cleansing them. Checks the de-
generation of the blood-vessels, as well
as regulating blood pressure. "Anuric"
is a regular insurance and life-saver
for all big meat eaters and those who
deposit lime-salts in their joints. Ask
the druggist for "Anuric" put UP by DR..
Pierce, in 5O-cent packages.
DR.. Pierce's Favorite Presc. iption
makes weak women strong, sick
women well. No alcohol. Sold In
tablets Or liquid.
The Tomahawk. [volume] (White Earth, Becker County, Minn.) 1903-192?, 1916-01-27

Before an Insurance Company will
take risk on your lite the examining
physician will test the urine and re-
port whether you are good risk.
When your kidneys get sluggish and
clog, you suffer from backache, sick
headache, dizzy spells, or the twinges
and pains of lumbago, rheumatism and
govt. The urine is often cloudy, full
of sediment; channels often get sore
and sleep is disturbed two or three
times night. This is the time you
should consult some physician of wide
experience-such as DR.. Pierce, of the
Inva1ids' Hotel and Surgical Institute,
Buffalo, N. Y. Send him 10 cents for
sample package of his new discovery
'Anuric." Write him your symptoms
and send q sample ot>urine for test.
The Tomahawk. [volume] (White Earth, Becker County, Minn.) 1903-192?, 1916-01-27


young man suspiciously like himself.
But the hero showed strong tendencies
toward dumbness. Here Rawlinson
stopped. He hadn't had a sweetheart
since he was lad in the home town,
three years before. He had almost
orgotten-Rawlinson blushed i how
one made love.
He had written about half the story
when he went out to the restaurant
where he took lunch. Coming In, ne
met the girl of the ground floor out
side the entrance. She looked more
enhancing than ever. Rawlinson
raised his hat. The girl bowed very
kindly.
Somehow they fell to talking, and
she asked him into the parlor floor.
She was about the same age OF Rawlln-
son, but she might have been his moth
er by the sympathetic way she spoke,
and her apparent knowledge of things.
It was not long before the young man
had blurted out the story.
"And so you don't know how to put
in the love-making? asked the girl,
smiling.
Rarlinson blushed again. '1-well,
I guess it isn't altogether that" he an
swered. But you see I've almost for
gotten how a girl talks. It's been a
hard grind for me"
'Poor boy! I understand quite we'll.
Now I tell you what we will do. You
haven't any engagement tonight, have
you?'
"No." stammered Rawlinson.
"Then we'll take dinner somewhere
together, and you shall sec how talk
and put me into your story. You see,
7 want you to make it a success, be
cause know myself what it is to be up
against it. D
He could hardly restrain himself from
too earnest declaration Of gratitude
II was practically his first friendship,
and a woman's friendship meant a
great deal to him. When She was
-eady and came out of her room, neatly
dressed, in the expensive furs, he felt
that he would like to have her at his
side for ever.
In the restaurant she drew him out
further. Before the evening was ended
he had told her all about his home
and his struggles in New York.
"You mustn't give way she said.
Everybody who has accomplished any
thing has had to 60 through just what
you have experienced. That story
once printed in the magazine may lead
to other orders. And then it will be an
advertisement for you. Cheer up, Mr..
Rawlinson!"
He left her in high elation, and with
the premise that she would listen to
him reading the story to her on the fol-
lowing Saturday afternoon.
Raw.inson gathered that Miss Ar
thur was herself connected with some
Publishing house, from the way in
which she spoke. She knew many OK
The Tomahawk. [volume] (White Earth, Becker County, Minn.) 1903-192?, 1916-01-27
Cruel to Cows.

Bill see Mrs. Ad!!e F. HOWE OF
the School of Agriculture at the Uni
versity of Wisconsin says COWS have
souls and respond to music when
MIXED.
Jill-But doesn't Addie think it cruel
to brighten milk out of poor COW
like that ?-Yonkers Statesman.
The Tomahawk. [volume] (White Earth, Becker County, Minn.) 1903-192?, 1916-01-27
Rare Poise.

''Incalculable wealth is represented
by the men seated around that table,"
"AstOnishing!"
However, I can't help admfring the
sang-froid of the head waiter who ID
looking after the details of the ban
quet." .-~ .ra-. ..
"Yes?"
"He couldn't be more condescend'
ing If he were the representative of
q foreign government here to borrow
q billion or two"
The Tomahawk. [volume] (White Earth, Becker County, Minn.) 1903-192?, 1916-01-27
Thick Headed.

Yeast-Doctor Pearl, the noted poui
try authority of Maine, says that q
hens egg is similar to the human
skull with regard to variations in size
and shape.
Crimsonbeak-But the similarity
ends right there. The average hu'
man skull is so much thicker.-Yon
kers Statesman.
The Tomahawk. [volume] (White Earth, Becker County, Minn.) 1903-192?, 1916-01-27
Important Omissions.

Shall we go to this particular re-
sort?"
well, l don't know. The booklet
plays up strongly on the sunset, the
rainbows, and the cloud effects, but
contains very few specifications as to
the beds, the bath, and the fodder"
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but aICer taxing
Lydia E. Pinkham's
Vegetable Com
pound Tablets and
using two bottles OF
the Sanntive Wash
I an fully convinced
that I am entirely
cured of these trou-
bles, and feel better
all over. I know
your remedies have
done me worlds Of
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"Money Back" Medicine.

Our readers never risk cent when
they buy Hanford's Balsam Of Myrrh
because every dealer in this liniment
Is authorized to refund the money If
the Balsam is not satisfactory. Adv.
The Tomahawk. [volume] (White Earth, Becker County, Minn.) 1903-192?, 1916-01-27

Tace the stone which hit to its
source and you will find. nine times
out of ten, that it was thrown by .
friend
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Pathetic.

Don't you think it is extravagant
to think of giving that record egg
laying hen a diamond engagement
ring as they did in Philadelphia?
II think it an outrage when so many
other chickens have to do without
diamond ones"
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Does Yours Z

Il wish you wouldn't contradict me,
my dear"
IL don't"
The Tomahawk. [volume] (White Earth, Becker County, Minn.) 1903-192?, 1916-01-27

For sprains and bruises apply Han
ford's Balsam thoroughly. Put it on,
and rub it in. Adv
The Tomahawk. [volume] (White Earth, Becker County, Minn.) 1903-192?, 1916-01-27

The moral Of a dogs tail always
points to the past.
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Fowl Is Chicken.

when two colored baseball teams
are playing the umpire always calls
an unfair ball
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Mt Hrav Hafre but Tired EyoS

make us look older than we are. Keep
your Eyes young and you will LOOK young:
Ifter the Movies Murine Your Eyes. Don't
tell your age Murine Eye Remedy Co..
Chicago, Sends Eye Book on request