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The Princeton union. [volume] (Princeton, Minn.) 1876-1976, 1916-06-08

The new Swedish Lutheran church
in Jacksonville townsite near, Ona-
mia was dedicated on Tuesday of last
week, and the following pastors assist
ed in the ceremonies: Rev. N. A..
Almer; Rev. P. S. johnson of Upsala;
Rev. J. A. Gustafson, of South ST..
Paul; Rev. Gust Dagner, of Milaca;
Rev. G. A. Ostergren, Of st. Cloud,
and Rev. Alof Peterson, Of Little
Falls. -'a. ---."
The Princeton union. [volume] (Princeton, Minn.) 1876-1976, 1916-06-08

A good job is being done on the
state road east Of town by a crew
under the supervision Of Louis Solberg.
County Commissioner Cater is giving
his personal attention to this road and
he proposes to put it in the best posi-
bic shape that the means at his dis
posal will permit of, and he says if he
could obtain about 20 cars Of crushed
rock he would have a dandy road, but
it is altogether probable that clay
gravel will be the only surfacing ma
terial obtainable.
The Princeton union. [volume] (Princeton, Minn.) 1876-1976, 1916-06-08

We are glad to learn that the Bald
win town authorities contemplate
patching up the road across the flats.
It. is too bad that that road has been
neglected so long that it will require
two dollars to do what one dollar would
have accomplished a year ago. The
first and most important step in get
ting that road back into shape is the
drawing off of the water from the
sides of the roadbed.
The Princeton union. [volume] (Princeton, Minn.) 1876-1976, 1916-06-08

Herb Anderson, H. c. Person and
R. P. Chambers made trip to Green
Lake Sunday on the mighty Harley"
motor cycle, and tried their luck at
angling for the various species Of the
fnny tribe, but met with Indifferent
success. The fish were not biting,
that's ALL" was the only excuse to be
offered. However, there were Others
who had like experience on that day.
The Princeton union. [volume] (Princeton, Minn.) 1876-1976, 1916-06-08

P. w. Jensen of the Diamond Leaf
Stock farm, recently disposed of a
thoroughbred Holstein-Fresian bull
calf to J. P: Jensen of Wyndmere,
North Dakota, and the animal was
shipped to that place Friday. This
is the. first shipment of Holstein-Fre-
sian stock to be made from this
point. Heretofore Princeton has been
a purchaser Of blooded stock of this
kind, but never a shipper.
The Princeton union. [volume] (Princeton, Minn.) 1876-1976, 1916-06-08

John Sward, an esteemed resident
Of Borgholm, answered the final sum-
mons on the 26th ult. Funeral SER
vices were conducted at Book the fol-
lowing Sunday morning and interment
was in the Book cemetery. Deceased
was 60 years, 3 months and IL days
old at the time Of his death. He was
a native of Sweden and had resided in
Book 16 years. Heart trouble caused
death.
The Princeton union. [volume] (Princeton, Minn.) 1876-1976, 1916-06-08

Considerable over one-third Of a
million of dollars were paid to farm
ers Of Mile Laos county for butterfat
delivered to creameries during the
past year. This county has nine
creameries, and during the year 1916
1856 pounds Of butter were manufac-
tured in same, for which the patrons
we're paid $343,711.4O. The dairy in
dustry is rapidly coming to the front
in this section.
The Princeton union. [volume] (Princeton, Minn.) 1876-1976, 1916-06-08

Mr.. F. D. Waterman, accompanied
by Mr.. C. M. Babcock, came over from
Elk River Monday and talked with
Messrs. Keith and Brysonl and Mayor
Newbert with reference to furnishing
Princeton with electricity from the
Elk River plant. Mr.: Waterman says
his plant has power to furnish several
towns with electricity; If matters can
be arranged he will shortly be pre-
pared to make a definite proposition
that he thinks would prove mutually
satisfactory to his company and
Princeton. XXI =--.~S.E =
The Princeton union. [volume] (Princeton, Minn.) 1876-1976, 1916-06-08

County officials regret that assistant
state highway engineer M. J. Cleve-
land, who has looked after the state
road work in Benton and Mile Laos
counties for the past year, is to be
transferred to" Stearns county. Mr..
Cleveland has given excellent salts
faction in this county and his servic-
es were appreciated by the county
commissioners. Mr.. Cleveland will be
succeeded by Mr.. John Soderstrom OF
Foley, who may make Milaca his head.
quarters. >
The Princeton union. [volume] (Princeton, Minn.) 1876-1976, 1916-06-08

A special meeting of the CONNER
cial club was held at the Office Of Nc
MILAN & Stanley Friday evening to
discuss plans for meeting the Duluth
boosters, who will be here during the
noon hour tomorrow. On motion
the chairman, Mr.. J. J. Skahen, was
authorized to name a committee of
three to make the necessary arrange
ments, and the following were select
ed: Mayor H. Newbert, A. B. Grame1
and F. C. Foltz. The Duluth boosters
will arrive by special train, and the
Third regiment band accompanies
them. .
The Princeton union. [volume] (Princeton, Minn.) 1876-1976, 1916-06-08

DR.. D. A. McRae, j. w. Mossman,
Ira G. Stanley, and VIM. Frank were
Mile Laos lake visitors from .Satur-
day to Monday, and while there tried
their hand at, fishing with moderate
success. On Sunday Fred Keith, G. H.
Creglow, Otto Henschel and Oscar
Stark Joined the party. A beautiful
coat Of tan was accumulated by a
couple Of the cutters, and all enjoyed
themselves.
The Princeton union. [volume] (Princeton, Minn.) 1876-1976, 1916-06-08

Work has been resumed on the sink
hole on the state road south of town
Almer; Rev. P. S. Miller Of Upsala;
that there will be no let-up until the
job is completed and a good, solid
roadway is secured across the marsh.
Once that is accomplished there will
be ten-mile stretch of road between
Princeton and Zimmerman as straight
as a gun barrel. ....-...,--....
The Princeton union. [volume] (Princeton, Minn.) 1876-1976, 1916-06-08

There are two contests for county
office in Isanti county-in the First
and Third commissioner districts. D. S.
Walker and Andrew Olander~ of Spen-
Ger Brook are the opposing candidates
to- succeed Bernard Stoeckel in the
Third, and in the First Visitor E.
Erickson Of Stanchfeld and Erick
Tolin Of Dalbo are candidates against
each other. Mr.. Erickson is the pres.
ent commissioner from the First dis.
trict.
The Princeton union. [volume] (Princeton, Minn.) 1876-1976, 1916-06-08

=. Co. Gswill leave for Lake City to go
into camp on Monday night, June 49,,
and the, boys will have dance at the
Armory that evening. The dance will
break up at midnight, and tickets will
be soc. A good home orchestra Of six
pieces will furnish the music, and de-
=lightful time is promised those who
attend.
The Princeton union. [volume] (Princeton, Minn.) 1876-1976, 1916-06-08

H. c. Person received new 1861
Harley Davidson motorcycle from the
factory at Milwaukee, Wis.,, last even
ing and will assemble the machine to-
day and will deliver it to the
lucky buyer tomorrow. Mr.. Per
son is meeting with unqualified sue
cess in the motorcycle line, and he is
deserving Of success.
The Princeton union. [volume] (Princeton, Minn.) 1876-1976, 1916-06-08
The Swedish Lutheran church nov

The Swedish Lutheran church now
presents pleasing appearance. A
fresh coat of grey paint with white
trimmings adorns the exterior, and the
interior has also been reprinted and
repapered. Handsome new frosted
windows also enhance the appearance
of that edifce. A new cement porch
will be put in in the near future, and
the pastor and congregation are to be
congratulated upon the improve
ments.
The Princeton union. [volume] (Princeton, Minn.) 1876-1976, 1916-06-08

Business continues to increase at
the Princeton Cooperative Creamery,
and last week was banner one for
that institution. A total Of 1872 tubs
of butter were churned and 1873 tubs
were shipped to the eastern market.
This is the largest week the creamery
has ever had.
The Princeton union. [volume] (Princeton, Minn.) 1876-1976, 1916-06-08

County Attorney and Mrs. O. c.
Myron Of Milaca, were among those
from our neighboring village who at
tended 'The Birth Of Nation" at the
Armory Monday afternoon.
The Princeton union. [volume] (Princeton, Minn.) 1876-1976, 1916-06-08

The next regular meeting of WAL
lace T. Rines Post No. 142, G. A. R.,
will be held at the Armory on Satur-
day, June 10, beginning at $3.50 p. m.
Matters Of Importance will come up
for consideration and all members are
urged to attend. J. A. Stevenson,
commander.
The Princeton union. [volume] (Princeton, Minn.) 1876-1976, 1916-06-08

Graduates Of 1916: Are you going
on with your music? Address the N.
w. Institute Of Musical Art, Al S.
Sixth st., Minneapolis, for course Of
study. Personal interest is taken in
every student by the directors, Anne
Hughes and Margaret Daugherty. -Ad.
The Princeton union. [volume] (Princeton, Minn.) 1876-1976, 1916-06-08

Mrs. Harvey Olson and two chill
dren returned to Minneapolis the lat
ter part Of the week, after a two
weeks visit with relatives and friends
here. Mrs. Olson's mother, Mrs. VIM.
Applegate, accompanied them to visit
q week or so.
The Princeton union. [volume] (Princeton, Minn.) 1876-1976, 1916-06-08

Lost-A gold pin with six dark
blue sets and six pearls, about the size
of pin head, Saturday afternoon, be-
tween Aliens store and Payette's
Studio. Finder please leave at Union
office and receive reward. 25-1tc
The Princeton union. [volume] (Princeton, Minn.) 1876-1976, 1916-06-08

The Tornado season is here. Pro-
tect yourself with policy written
with the oldest and most reliable COM
panies: Think Of strength, stability
and safety first. The service agency.
State Bank of Dalbo. 23-3tc
The Princeton union. [volume] (Princeton, Minn.) 1876-1976, 1916-06-08

The potato rush is all over for the
season. Good prices are being paid,
but buyers report that few loads are
being marketed. The farmers here
abouts have undoubtedly disposed Of
the great bulk Of their 1915 crop Of
tubers.
The Princeton union. [volume] (Princeton, Minn.) 1876-1976, 1916-06-08

Cambridge is to have home-com-
ing and chautauqua week from June
30 to July 5, and numerous former
residents of that village are expected
to be there at that time. A home
coming week is always enjoyable.
The Princeton union. [volume] (Princeton, Minn.) 1876-1976, 1916-06-08

At the present time there is talk
of organizing ball team in Cam
bridge. Our neighboring village has
not been represented on the diamond
for couple of years, and Princeton
fans hope that a team will be organ
lied. A contest between Princeton
and Cambridge is always interesting.
The Princeton union. [volume] (Princeton, Minn.) 1876-1976, 1916-06-08

Before you start for Princeton to
have your picture taken be sure it is
the first or third Saturday or Sunday
Of the month, as these are the only
days you will find Nelson the famous
photographer from Anoka, at his stu
dio in Princeton. 2-tfc
The Princeton union. [volume] (Princeton, Minn.) 1876-1976, 1916-06-08

VIM. Lipp Of Long Siding was a
Princeton visitor yesterday. He said
that the Duluth boosters would stop
at the Siding from 1:17 p. m: to 1922,
tomorrow, and that he expected a
goodly turn out Of citizens of that
vicinity would greet the tourists.
The Princeton union. [volume] (Princeton, Minn.) 1876-1976, 1916-06-08

The Tri-State Telephone Co. is to
have a new directory Of it's Princeton
patrons issued, and the copy is now in
the hands of the Union Printers.
The Princeton union. [volume] (Princeton, Minn.) 1876-1976, 1916-06-08
THE PRINCETON UNION: THURSDAY, JUNE 5, 1916

The Cook book published by the
Dorcas Society Of the Congregational
church has been completed at the
Union Printery, and housewives will
find it valuable production. It con-
tains 1O4 pages exclusive Of the cover,
and is chock full Of recipes for appe-
thing dishes. -.
The Princeton union. [volume] (Princeton, Minn.) 1876-1976, 1916-06-08

A dance will be given at Nels Robi-
deau's barn on Friday evening, June
16. Good music and the best kind of a
time promised those who attend. 25-2c
The Princeton union. [volume] (Princeton, Minn.) 1876-1976, 1916-06-08

Mrs. C. P. Christensen desires to ex-
press her heartfelt thanks to all who
so kindly extended sympathy and aid
to her during her hour Of sorrow, in
the sudden taking away Of her hus,
band She is truly appreciative.
The Princeton union. [volume] (Princeton, Minn.) 1876-1976, 1916-06-08

A marriage license was issued at
the office of the clerk Of court on Mon
day to Mr.. Alfred P. Kjaglien Of b.
gus Brook and Miss Selma B. Bru-
flodt of Hayland.
The Princeton union. [volume] (Princeton, Minn.) 1876-1976, 1916-06-08

At the regular Swedish Lutheran
services conducted at Zimmerman on
last Sunday by Rev. M. Peterson of
Princeton, Mr.. and Mrs. J. w. Magney
were admitted to membership.
The Princeton union. [volume] (Princeton, Minn.) 1876-1976, 1916-06-08

Supt. Marshall left for Kenyon Fri
day morning, and after brief visit
there will depart for Grand View,
Washington, where he will rusticate
on farm he owns at that place.
The Princeton union. [volume] (Princeton, Minn.) 1876-1976, 1916-06-08

The Ideal Restaurant will again
open for business on Monday, June
IL, under the management Of Mrs.
Mary Christensen.
The Princeton union. [volume] (Princeton, Minn.) 1876-1976, 1916-06-08

The latest Ford joke is about a man
being arrested in one of the dry towns
in this state for driving fast in a
Ford. The charge against the driver
was rushing the cam" s. 49,,
The Princeton union. [volume] (Princeton, Minn.) 1876-1976, 1916-06-08

Mr.. A. B. Hanson, the popular clerk
Of court Of Isanti county, has no OPP
position for reelection, and Mr.. A. H.
Switzerland, the efficient judge Of
probate Of our neighboring county,
finds himself in a similar "predica-
ment." Both gentlemen are excellent
public officials.
The Princeton union. [volume] (Princeton, Minn.) 1876-1976, 1916-06-08

Protect your property against DAM
age by cyclone, windstorm and lorna
do insurance by taking out a policy at
the State Bank of Dalbo. The service
agency. 23-3tc
The Princeton union. [volume] (Princeton, Minn.) 1876-1976, 1916-06-08

j. c.. Herdliska and c.. E. Hill are
now partners in the Chevrolet agency
for this territory, and they left for
Minneapolis on Tuesday to bring up
new car.
The Princeton union. [volume] (Princeton, Minn.) 1876-1976, 1916-06-08

Look for this sign on your printing:
equality THE PRINCETON UNION
Printers" 1t is the sign Of the best
printing to be had in this section Of
the state. Let US demonstrate this
assertion.
The Princeton union. [volume] (Princeton, Minn.) 1876-1976, 1916-06-08

Harness oiled at 81 per set. Bring
in your harness now. Shoe repairing
at prices, that will meet with your sp-
proval, and class Of neat and SUBJ
stantial work that will give you that
satisfied feeling assured. A trial is
all we ask. J. H. Hoffman, the harness
man. -. ~. lotto
The Princeton union. [volume] (Princeton, Minn.) 1876-1976, 1916-06-08

Mrs. Carl Boyn and children and
Miss Marie Braton spent the week
end with Mr.. and Mrs. Walter Peters
of st. Francis.
The Princeton union. [volume] (Princeton, Minn.) 1876-1976, 1916-06-08

Attorney Lyle Jesmer Of St. Paul
visited here and attended to business
matters the first of the week. Lyle
is former Princeton boy, and has
numerous friends in our village who
are always pleased to see him.
The Princeton union. [volume] (Princeton, Minn.) 1876-1976, 1916-06-08

DR.. Shannon of Minneapolis deliv-
cred the morning sermon in the M. E..
church last Sunday, and large con-
gregation attended,
The Princeton union. [volume] (Princeton, Minn.) 1876-1976, 1916-06-08

Mrs. A. c.. Wilkes Of Milaca was a
Princeton visitor Monday, and attend
ed "The Birth of a Nation" during
the afternoon.
The Princeton union. [volume] (Princeton, Minn.) 1876-1976, 1916-06-08

Another ore of those enjoyable
dances will be given at the Green lake
pavilion next Saturday evening, June
10. A good time is assured all. 25-1tc
The Princeton union. [volume] (Princeton, Minn.) 1876-1976, 1916-06-08

Attorney S. P. Skahen is Chicago
visitor this week, and he will probably
return with interesting stories of the
national republican gathering.
The Princeton union. [volume] (Princeton, Minn.) 1876-1976, 1916-06-08
PAYETTE STUDIO
Princeton, Minnesota

% Lawn Mowers Sharpened. :
ii If your lawn mower is dull, bring
it to NJ M. Nelson's blacksmith shop
and get it sharpened. He has. a spec
ial machine for the purpose and
guarantees good job 25-tfc
The Princeton union. [volume] (Princeton, Minn.) 1876-1976, 1916-06-08

Edward Hall of Wyanett, who SUBJ
mitted to an operation for appended
tbs at the Northwestern hospital last
week, is doing well, which will be
pleasing news to all.
The Princeton union. [volume] (Princeton, Minn.) 1876-1976, 1916-06-08

Editor Olaf Wasenius and County
Commissioner Warren of Onamia were
Princeton visitors a short time Sum-
day.
The Princeton union. [volume] (Princeton, Minn.) 1876-1976, 1916-06-08

Elsewhere in this issue appears a
notice of a free school for stockmen,
that will prove of interest to numer-
Gus of our readers. ....
The Princeton union. [volume] (Princeton, Minn.) 1876-1976, 1916-06-08

Wanted at Northwestern Hospital,
young woman to learn nursing. Must
have had one year high school educa-
ton. Frances S. Cooney, Supt. Oslo
The Princeton union. [volume] (Princeton, Minn.) 1876-1976, 1916-06-08

The M. E. Ladies' Aid society will
meet with Mrs. N. M. Nelson next
Wednesday afternoon.
The Princeton union. [volume] (Princeton, Minn.) 1876-1976, 1916-06-08
LOCAL BREVITIES.

George !. Staples is the only person VINO 10
authorized to collect money due this once. IN
every case the party paying money ID entit.eo
to and should insist upon receiving p1'n'eo
receipt. II. =. DUNN uo1'e0eA
The Princeton union. [volume] (Princeton, Minn.) 1876-1976, 1916-06-08

DR.. J. F. HOFFMAN, optometrist, will
be in town on Wednesday and Thurs
day, June IA and Is. Eyes examined
and glasses fitted. Office at the Com
mercial Hotel. lite
The Princeton union. [volume] (Princeton, Minn.) 1876-1976, 1916-06-08

The Woman's Relief association will
meet with Mrs. A. z. Norton, tomorrow
Friday, afternoon.
The Princeton union. [volume] (Princeton, Minn.) 1876-1976, 1916-06-08

Bear in mind that Princeton will
celebrate the glorious Fourth this year
in fitting manner. Plan to attend.
The Princeton union. [volume] (Princeton, Minn.) 1876-1976, 1916-06-08

Mrs. Roy Melotte Of Clarkson,
Washington, is here visiting relatives
and friends, and she expects to remain
for some time.
The Princeton union. [volume] (Princeton, Minn.) 1876-1976, 1916-06-08

Alderman Ross is now driving a
handsome Studebaker "six," purchased
through the Randall agency. Mr.
Ross disposed of his Overland to VIM.
Lipp, the Long Siding merchant.
The Princeton union. [volume] (Princeton, Minn.) 1876-1976, 1916-06-08

Adolph Bye Of Spencer Brook pur-
chased a Ford through the Smith &
Odegard agency the first Of the week.
The Princeton union. [volume] (Princeton, Minn.) 1876-1976, 1916-06-08

: The Dorcas Society will meet with
Mrs. ]. w. Mossman for social af-
ternoon next Wednesday.
The Princeton union. [volume] (Princeton, Minn.) 1876-1976, 1916-06-08

J. C. Herdliska disposed of his Ford
agency last Saturday to Odin Odegard
and J. A. Smith, who will hereafter
endeavor to make the Ford sales "ram-
BILE right along"
The Princeton union. [volume] (Princeton, Minn.) 1876-1976, 1916-06-08

Cabbage plants for sale at Sc doz-
en-, or SOC hundred. Also tomato
plants at 10c dozen. H. E. Cook,
north Princeton, Tri- State phone No.
1873. 25-1t*
The Princeton union. [volume] (Princeton, Minn.) 1876-1976, 1916-06-08

Mr.. c.. H. Nelson is now driving
new Cole car, and it is handsome
and powerful machine.
The Princeton union. [volume] (Princeton, Minn.) 1876-1976, 1916-06-08

The Farmers Cooperative Co. IS
having new machine shed constructed
at the rear of their store.
The Princeton union. [volume] (Princeton, Minn.) 1876-1976, 1916-06-08
Mrs. Mary Lynch Of Minneapolis is
visiting relatives and friends here.

English services next Sunday even
ing, at 8 o'clock at the German Luth-
eran church. n.
The Princeton union. [volume] (Princeton, Minn.) 1876-1976, 1916-06-08

Clerk of Court and Mrs. A. B. Han
son of Cambridge, were Princeton Wis
itors for a short time Sunday, and at
tended the ball game at the fair
grounds.
The Princeton union. [volume] (Princeton, Minn.) 1876-1976, 1916-06-08

Miss Edith Johnson left for Mime
apolis Friday morning to attend 1ne
funeral of niece.
The Princeton union. [volume] (Princeton, Minn.) 1876-1976, 1916-06-08

Mrs. s. E. Tiff of Bellingham,
Washington, visited over Sunday with
Mr.. and Mrs. L. F. Wilkes.
The Princeton union. [volume] (Princeton, Minn.) 1876-1976, 1916-06-08
D. R. Byers transacted business in
Minneapolis Monday.

F. E. Scholey, experienced painter
and paperhanger. Germany building
Princeton. '24-3tp
The Princeton union. [volume] (Princeton, Minn.) 1876-1976, 1916-06-08

St, Cloud "All Stars" VS.. Princeton
at the Fair Grounds next Sunday.
The Princeton union. [volume] (Princeton, Minn.) 1876-1976, 1916-06-08

P. C. Lynch of Foreston was
Princeton visitor Monday.
The Princeton union. [volume] (Princeton, Minn.) 1876-1976, 1916-06-08

Nelson's photos please the people,
The day book. [volume] (Chicago, Ill.) 1911-1917, 1916-08-18
UNUSUAL

did you get anything unusual out
of that prima dOnna?" asked the city
editor
can extraordinary person." said
the reporter. "She declared that her
rival, Nine. Topknote, in 'Boheme'
last night, is the best Mimi she has
ever heard sing the role, and that the
tenor in tOnight's bill is a perfect
gentleman"
'Give us about a column Of that
stuff for the first page" advised the
city editor, land hang round back of
the scenes for the rest of the engage
ment. There must be something
wrong with that opera company.
The day book. [volume] (Chicago, Ill.) 1911-1917, 1916-08-18
The Smoking Jacket

The smoking jacket is a running
team-mate with a pair of slippers for
the first bunch a woman gets at
Xmas time as a present for her
friend, sweetheart, or battered half
chow do you ike that last one.
George. Pretty good, hUh?)
It is called a smoking jacket" be-
cause it's never used while smoking.
Just as society women speak of
afternoon teas" but they don't go
to them to drink tea, you know.
Smoking jackets are worn when
a fellow takes care of the furnace or
when he's painting screens, chairs,
or floors.
Or If there's a dog in the house,
said smoking jacket may be found
out under the sink with aforesaid
dog initiating a policeman or night
Waterman on it.
The day book. [volume] (Chicago, Ill.) 1911-1917, 1916-08-18

g
n. VI daseRt tel this mans
name for he said he wood sue the
paper if it printed it & amy how i
don't wan to hurt his feelings even
if he is a lawyer for most Of them
have sOles-On there shoes so i
will slip you the storey
this lawyer was walking threw
central park the other day & was
giving everything the up & down like
you do when you go for a walk &
have bushel of time on his hands
this lawyer has got the reputation
of being the leenest man in moo yark
& he don't like it eether to have you
menshun the fack to him, or a been
pole looks when stacked up agin this
old boy
well he was walking & purity soon
he notised a gray hound follering
him
he tried to shoe the pup away but
that only made the pup stick closer
to him
evry littel vile the man. wood stop
& holler at the dog, go away, you
don't belong to me, wish / Good see
the dog catcher for you
but the hound keeps on foIlering
him just the same
FINALLY the man passes by some
kids on the way neer the zoo & he
says to the kids viii give you a
dime to hold the dog until am out of
site, & he gives 1 boy the dime &
the boy grabs the dog
now, my boy, the man said, you
seem to be able to handel dogs &
possibly you can tell me why the dog
has persisted in follering me
the kid looked the lawyer up &
down, and said CESS he takes you
for a bone, mister