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El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1916-02-24
u. S. Taught Mexicars Lesson At Nogales
FL Paso Recognizes Value OF Scrap Heap

denced by the work being done by the
Popular Dry Goods company and by
the county authorities. each OF whom
are wrecking good buildings in order
tina better buildings may be erected.
Perhaps this disposition on the part
Of its inhabitants may be the keynote
to FL Faso's wonderful success"
y x \
"EI PasO's opportunity to hear grand
opera in the future Will largely de-
pend upon the patronage accorded the
presentation of the operas by the Bos-
ton Opera company next month" said
Mrs. Olga KOhlberg. 1T viii be the
first opportunity given Fl PasO for a
long time to hear grand opera and, for
the step that it means in the develop
ment Of the city musically, IL is TO be
hoped that the attendance viii be suf-
fcient to show operate people that FL
Paso does appreciate the best in
music.
"The parks his summer viii be more
beautiful than ever before" said John
W. Fisher, park commissioner The
rush OF fertiliz.ng, planting and trans
planting is now on. and improvements
are being made that Will enhance the
beauty OF the city's breathing spots.
Around the sidewalks Of the parks will
be planted ~petunias. Highland Park
will be improved by filling in depres-
siOns and ~pIanting more verdure Lit
tie can be. done this year towards the
beautification Of the new city park,
but by another year the planting OF
trees and flowers will be we'll under
way"
Il make the prediction that FL Paso's
building record in 1915 Will reach
81, 600, 000." said y A. COmstOck. city
building inspector w have a much
better start than we did this time last
year. Fo- instance, our February fig
ures to date are about $4,000. against
S17g,430 for the same mont in 1915,
and January went ahead of the same
period last year. There is much large
work in prospect. including the new
federal building and if the present
rate Of building continues I see no rea-
son why the S4.0Oe.00O mark should
not be reached
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1916-02-24

little previous acquaintance you have
had with the party of the other part
before you were married to the said
party Of the other part. because you
never know him or her until after you
are married, and then it's too late.
The Cruel Experience.
The truth is that matrimOny is one
Of the neutrality-suspicious. Of life that
bring out the best and the worst that
is in US. and none OF US know unt1
we ave been through it just how close
we. or another. can come to the angels,
and how near We descend to the brute.
Therefore. before marriage we not only
unconsciously deceive our husbands or
wives. but we are totally ignorant of
our own potentialities.
To a certain degree marriage de-
velops whatever is the leading char
acteristic OF the individual. so that i
may be said that what man or woman
is before marriage he or she will be
after marriage, only more so.
Thus. the girl wo is given to making
sarcastic and biting speeches before
marriage is pretty apt to develop into
a shrew after marriage. and the man
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1916-02-24

who is bossy as a sutton Is likely TO
be q tyrannical husband. while he who
is close in the counting days may be
counted on to keep a paddock on his
pocketbook in domestic life.
So far as these characteristics go
something may be said in favor OF mar
rying only those whom you have known
long enough to observe their tricks and
their and draw deductions
therefrom.
No Guide to Win.
In the lottery Of marriage. however,
there are no rules for playing the game
so as TO win. They are all exceptions.
and wedlock just as often changes a
PERSONS characteristics as II intensi-
fies them. All of US know men who
have married poor girls who were
noted for their thrifty and domestic
traits. hoping thereby to get economi-
cal ~helpmates, but the minute these
models OF economy and industry were
married they became e-Xtravagant and
lazy.
We also know girls who were friv-
Olous and fashionable and extravagant.
n who, everybody predicted, would
ruin their husbands, metamorphosed
by the marriage ceremony from but
t~erflles into household grubs, and who
were ever after the best cooks and
managers in the community.
Sometimes. too. a n~1an-who is hard
and stingy to all the world is tender
ness and generosity itself to his wife,
while he who is most admired by the
outside world for his virtues, is cruel
and unkind to his own family-which
all goes to show that you never can tell
what sort of a wife or husband any
woman or man viii make.
Marriage is the acid test of charac-
ter. n until It is applied there is no
knowing what is pinchbeck and what
is pure gold. and by the time you have
made YOU test it's too late for any
thing but Reno or making the best Of
your bargain.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1916-02-24
Methuselah

ATEIHUsELAH, that grand Old gent, saw centuries pass by the gsneratOnsS
t4 tn taddsts drew their breath and he was told BY health board canks
Just how to Sdestep death. I seem to set them at his side, and hear them give
advice Eat pHedgested hay" they cried, that has been kept or ice Sleep
out Of DOORS in rain or gale, or you'll be On the blink; boil all the air that you
lnhae, and fry the things you drink. Eat less than half of what on wish. put
sawdust in your bread; if you are fond of beef or fish. at iverwust instead
The faddids sprung their spells and died; Mehuseah shed tears. but would not
take them as a gnde-and lived nine hundred years. His voice across the distance
ais a cheering word to me: 81 lite ice cream and Goldfish balls, and was from
sickness free. I filled myself with scrambled eggs. and steaks from slaughtered
Steers ant prance around OF active legs for near a thousand years."
Protected by the adams N.~napsr 5srvrcs) WALT MASON.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1916-02-24

WAS never so proud of the
II American "na army" said Frank J.
L Barry OF Nogales, Ariz. as
when it lined up along the border
at Nogales and returned a fire that
was hurled into our own country. I
think that one thing taught the Mex
lean people the sternest and most last
ing lesson of the whole five years Of
trouble in that country"
: \ X
"EI Paso is a hot bed Of rumor,"
said Gen. Gabriel Gavira, of the garri-
son in Juarez. Il Learn OF some ter
rible thing that has happened TO my
friends and my soldiers and then, next
day. ] near that the stories are not
true. Where do these stories originate
How can people believe them. for so
many Of them are quite beyond be-
lief"
< \ >
There is a marked improvement in
the new traffic semaphore, since they
had a smaller wing affixed to the
main role" said c o.. Hard. 1T lis
easy for every motorist to see now,
while formerly it made it very difficult
to stop your machine and then look
up to see if everything was all right.
The new wing or the ~semahpore is
about seven feet from the ground
and can be seen very easily through
the windshield without STOPPING. IL
is certainly an improvement, and win,
I am sure. be a great help to the pO-
lice in regulating traffic"
= X y
"You would he surprised TO see the
large number Of FL Pasoans that are
now studying Spanish. recognizing the
value Of this language" said c. A Van
Camp. There is hardly q school
where Spanish is taught in the city
which is not crowded with Americans
anxious to learn the language. To be
able to speak Spanish is a great ad-
especially il you are ever go
ing to Mexico. or engage in any bust
ness where you come in contact with
Mexican or Spanish people. In Los
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1916-02-24

How long have you known each
0ther2
] wonder what the right answer is.
A man and a woman who had never
been married might say an hour-a day
"a week-a year-ten years. according
to whether they were romantic and i'm
pulsive or matter-of-fact and prudent.
But those who have been married
ave found out from their own personal
experience that il doesn't make a a
tlcle Of difference hOw much or how
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1916-02-24

Tn free list has been suspended fer
tn comm weddin' o. Miss Plump Pash
an Oscar Bud. Who remembers when
only tn leadin' saloonkeeper wore a dia-
mond?
protected by Adams Newspaper service.)
ton to save. and honored and Indus
triOus parents before me, but I do know
that the southwest is full Of men
hungry for a commission or a profit,
with schemes and siivery tongues. who
will sell a tubercular anything on the
earth, above the earth, under the earth
or that doesn't exist at all, even though
they know it is an im~possibility to him
and opening a way to take his last
dollar. Experience will sometimes
make a fellow a little bitter. However.
you will and just such instances scat
tered through your city. but I am
strong fot the s~outhwest's climate and
think the government should help SUI
ferinS humanity to take advantage Of
II. 4 Victim.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1916-02-24
SAYS sEGREGATE TuBERouLARs,

Editor FL Paso Herald:
] was very much interested in your
article Federal Aid is Necessary"
7 nave long been cqnvinced that the
national government ought to provide
government conducted sauatoriums or
camps in the southwest for the care Of
ali tuberculars absolutely free, and. i'm
exchange for this should -demand that
All tuberculars no matter what their
financial conditions may be, should take
up their residences at these places I'M
III the few who get well can be dis
charged and &c to their former homes
or where they may choose to live. I
am sure tina in this way and this way
only, can the disease be stamped out
or m~itigated, as the removal OF the
tu~bercular from his family ana home
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1916-02-24
Marriage As a Crucible
1t Brings Out the Best and the Worst in Us. Saws
Dorothy Dix.
BY DOROTHY DIX.

a BOSION woman thinks that
~ much matrimonial infelicity
would be prevented II all young
couples who are contemplating enter
ing the holy estate would be compelled
TO 20 before a commission and make
satisfactory replies to a number Of
queries that she suggests. Among
these leading questions that she would
put TO the matrimonial candidates is
this:
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1916-02-24
By HOWARD L. RANN.

country along with the rag carpet.
which caught everything that came into
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1916-02-24
INoooR 5PoRTI

uSUGnWG TO TIE BoSS TEL
ny WIEF WHO HAS JOV
DRcQpD ~ nAF he WTEUDC
FIRING n6 STEpoG (HED
Spck op) ouLGo JAE
INpRoN6 m HER WORK.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1916-02-24

GLr WAS never so proud Of the
American army" said Frank J.
" pnrr,. ~ Nnra1es Ariz. as
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1916-03-31
Are You Getting "Value
Received" for the Money
You Spend Buying
Hosiery?

Some people incned 70 think buying hosiery ~.
ter Of very Importance The pair Of hos ~
tribe tho admit but buying hosiery, like anyth,..
else money especially when becomes necessary 70 I'M.
chase new ones every few days.
SAVE THE DIMES AND QUARTERS by buying ,ocA
hosicry-the and gives universal uas.c
and you SURPRISED h"w 'aAiy the dollars save tem.o
ARAiOR PLATE HOslERY needs introduction to n.
majority people In klamath county. sold here "a.
years by Klamaths reliable cngrped m a.
Drygoos business Armor Plate uadc rnviabic rvputss,
them has everywhere has been introduced
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1916-03-31

sure can count on me. West said to.
day.
Having reared u family and closed
busy civilian career which ran all
the way from farming to college
teaching and politics West, through
special permission Of .,dju.ant Cen
eral Corbin enlisted III the army when
lie was ffty-one years Of age.
a private has tc serve thirty sears
before he is entitled to be retired on q
pension. West has served fifteen
years. five of which were in the Phil
ippines. and he says he's going to
serve out the other fifteen.
During my entire army service I
have not killed man. but I've had
some experiences. When ! was q
kid OF six years Of age In Cedar Falls,
Iowa. near Spirit Lake. I was In the
midst OF Sioux Indian massacre. I
remember how the Indians shut Us
up In the village and how scared we
al were.
DO l remember the Civil War; I
remember what licking my dad gave
me when ran away from homo at
the age Of fifteen to Join the Union
forces. did not get very far. I
was caught.
i was at Fort Brown. Texas. In
the third battery. 26th infantry in
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1916-03-31

1906 when tho 25th infantry Of color.
cd troops had an uprising and Presi-
dent Roosevelt discharged the whole
company"
In 1875. West taught commercial
law at Oberlin university. In 1877.
he became constable At Des Moines,
and later was elected city assessor.
On Mckinley's second call for vol.
unteers he Joined the Third Nebrss-
ka volunteers and served under Col.
Bryan at Cuba. A year later he Join.
cd the army. went to tho Philippines
and then to Fort Wayne. Michigan.
where he was promoted TO quarter
master sergeant OF company u. 2eth
infantry.
Because OF the expiration OF his
time West was discharged In 1918,
came to Columbus and re-sniistsd %
a private at the age OF sixty.thrss.
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1916-03-31
Moving Pictures

I ,.
\ The picturisation OF Harold Mac
Grath's famous romance, Tho Pup
pet Crown" with Ina Claire AZ the
star and Carlyle Blackwell as the
hero, 10 one OF the most elaborate
productions ever made by the Jesse
l.. Lasky Feature Play company. 1t
is a modern romance. in that the
events take place in little mythical
European kingdom supposed to be Of
the present day but It is really in a
world apart.
In these days when realism runs
riot throughout the land. It is good,
from time TO time, to take a trip
into the world Of make-believe-into
the land of beautiful princesses. OF
kings on tottering thrones. and brave
American heroes who come to the
rescue. In these days. when some
authors seem bound to convince us
that life Is all sordid. II is good to
hear the fine, clear note Of the ro-
nance that never dies. and to drink
deep Of the clean. wholesome salts
faction to be found in such an offer
ing a. this.
This production will be shown at
the Star tonight. In addition the
Divano Vaudeville company will give
an entire change Of act.
. .
Going back to the days when the
slaves, made rich the Southern plant
er and their traf3c brought wealth to
the rugged brutes who acted as "over-
seers" and drivers" the producers
Of Bluebird photoplays have created
a most interesting and sensational
picture drama, entitled "The Grip Of
Jealousy" which will be the attrac-
tion at the Orpheus theater on Sum
day and Monday.
Pretty Louise Lovely, an ideal type
Of Southern beauty, plays the leading
role and she is supported by COM
pany of Bluebird photoplayers that
includes such clever people as Hay
ward Mack. who interprets the role Of
q distinguished Southern planter; Lon
CLANCY. the heavy" Of the cast. who
Is seen as the bullying over-lord OF
the slaves. and Marcia Moore. who
makes a sweetly beautiful waif of
fortune. buffeted by the cruelest of
fates.
The foundation Of the plot is fam |
lily feud among many generations Of
Grants and Moreys. Through the Sc
cret marriage Of a Grant to a Morey,
complications Of such entangling ma /
ture as to incite murder. a kidnapping
and chase by bloodhounds. Of slave
girl through driving rain, while |,
the wind adds its fury to the rugged !
ness of the scene.
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1916-03-31

UAitsd Prsss Service
N PAeo. TEXAS. March 3l.-I'
0eaeral Psrshing and his flying col
ANA should capture Francisco will
today and villa should ask the gen
oral what he was going to do with
hin, Pershing would. probably,
counter with.
''wsll. villa. what do you think
about itf'
Tor Pershing. - nswspapsrmen
had ample time and opportunity to
learn when he was here. d not COM
municativs man.
Before you could sss General Per-
shiAg. you had to warm an already
ovsr-hsatsd chair In an outer ONCE.
Major Hines, post adjutant, who
had . desk In the same room would
ct . long distance cail over the tels-
phone. He'd bawl to an orderly. nod
significantly at you. and the orderly
politely shove you back into the hall.
You felt like the frog in the we'll.
that jumped one foot and fell back
two.
Finally you were ushsred into the
presence Of the man who ID leading
the American expedition into Mexico.
Psrshins has very good memory for
faces and names ana correctly tags
you when you greet him.
well. general. when you going
inf"
Haven't the slightest idea; what's
the latest from Warrington :"
War department Il not giving out
much. San Antonio. says you're to
have charge. though"
"Your information pretty reli-
able3"
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1916-03-31
New Middies and
Waists Are Here

ios viii dad the new niddtcs IN.
usually clever styles. TIE aasors.
meats arc larger than ever. TAs
prices range from
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1916-03-31

KLAMATH PALLs DAny
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1916-03-31

Al 23c the rnngo II simply beyond
comparison. Let Us show you the
many new numbers you arc sure %
be interested In.
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1916-03-31
Pershing a Postmaster at Evasion

F, Sure How long b II going 70
take you to catch villaf"
What do you think about ~"
TN swap opinions with you Six
month";
"Ahem."
where was that bunch Of the six-
teenth bound fort"
West"
'whsreaboutsf"
The general evidently 70 . close stu
dent of the European war.
a. Somewhere In New Mexico.' +"
hs grins.
The phone rings. The general mods
his head towards the door. You've
got that motion down pat now. 90
you beat-it.
On the way out you tackle Major
Hines. Captain Godson and every
body else wearing leather lsggings
(the infallible insignia Of an oficer).
After going the rounds Of the gov
erngent ofices and other sources OF
information you 20 back to Fort Bliss
and start all over again. About the
third time you become 20 proficient
in questions and answers" that you
can beat the ''interviswee" to It ev-
cry time.
An American correspondent ON the
hort3er right now has about the same
status a. q villista spy.
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1916-03-31
Oldest Soldier at Border
United Press Service

COLUMBUS. O.. Ma ch ~ le
United States barracks here has the
cides; soldier In acriy, service In tns
United States army. lie Ia Oijs G.
Wes', aged sixty-siK, private, who
works In the barracks store room.
but is ready to join the Villa chase,
I'm no spring. chicken. but II
Uncle Sam wants an old fellow with
a lot Of pep ami who knows the
fehting game to go after Villa, he
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1916-03-31
SOC to $3.50

Compare our 00c Watsss with oh.
rss you are asked ~ much ~ ei.O0
for. It's . remarkable limo Of wash
waists you'h And hero At 800 and
u -.
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1916-03-31

Buy a foot steadier for that foot
throttle on your car. We have the
best on the market, cast OF aluminium
in our own shop. Telford Bros. 1t
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1916-03-31

long line OF ladies' auto gloves
jus. received.
2s-tf BRADLEY HARNESS co.
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1916-03-31

Sectional Book Gases.
A growing library requires grow
ing bookcase.
1t wILLIs-JoHNSTONE CO.
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1916-03-31

tner uOtic6, tuo prices OF msss ~
cream will DO ~ follows:
pint milk per month ... 80
I quart milk per month .....
. quarts milk per month .....N1
y gallon milk. ............. -
! gallon milk .............
" pint table cream .....,.. ~
l pint table cream ..........
v pint whipping cream ...... ~
l pint whipping cream ..,....
Separated milk. per gallon 80. :"
The Klamath Falls Dairy y epo
10 the public for inspection - v
itation. quality and purity q -
milk and cream. Good pasesss ~
healthy cows. with the milk hssa'.
In the latsst sanitary manner, iass'.
pure. wholesome milk. Your pss
ronage will b appreciated.
KLAMATH FALLs DAILY
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1916-03-31

D~sslng Table,
Dainty and cilicisnt. In numerous
styles and nnishes.
II WILLIS-JOHNST0Ns co
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1916-03-31
To the Public

Beginning April LIST. and until tui.
thor notice. the prices OF milk ~
cream will bo - follows:
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1916-03-31

Just received; new line Of Ladies'
Auto Gloves.-Bradley Harness Co.
SLIT
The Sunday telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1914-1927, 1916-05-21
But the General Conference De.
cides to Continue Them
as at Present.

tsf Asso6iArGn pREsso
SARATOGA SPRINGS, N. Y, May
20-An effort to secure the adoption
Of report favoring the dicontinu.
ance Of the magazines published un-
der the auspices OF the Methodist
Episcopal church failed at a mect-
ing of the committee on the stata
OF the church tonight and the gen.
eral conference. will be requested by
the majority Of the committee TO
authorize publication for another
four years.
A minority report was submitted
urging the consolidation Of some Of
the periodicals on the ground that
there has been total net loss during
the last four years Of $3S1,415. Thu
journals are published in many parts
Of the country, generally under the
name Of 1.-THE Advocate" The mi
nority also will ask that hereafter
the editors be appointed by the book
committee instead Of being elected
by the conference.
At meeting Of missionaries from
Malaysia, the Philippines. India and
Burma, held tonight, a proposal was
favored. which, II adopted by the
conference, will radically change. the
Episcopal system. The missionaries
endorsed plan to elevate all Of the
missionary bishops to the rank Of
bishops with full powers. II the
general conference gives It's approval
the present missionary bishops will
automatically become bishops and In
place OF three OF the former class to
have chosen this year, one bishop in
stead Of two missionaries will be Sc
lected for Africa, and the post at
Singapore win be left vacant The
proposal probably Will be submitted
to the conference Monday unless
difcations are agreed, upon in the
meantime. ! 3
Physical meeting Of the Methodist
Episcopal churches Of the North and
The Sunday telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1914-1927, 1916-05-21
BISHOP
viii Come from Wheeling to Aid
Local italian Catholics in
Site Selection.

The Italian Catholics OF this city
and section Of the county have been
busily engaged for the last week max
ing arrangements for the reception
OF Bishop P. ]. Donahue. of Wheeling,
who is to come here today to consult
with the members of the Italian con-
gregation concerning the selection Of
suitable lot upon which to erect an
italian Catholic church.
Biagio Merendino, who is chairman
Of the reception committee, and the
Rev Francis Iaurezano. who has
been sent here by Bishop Donahue to
take charge Of the italian congrega-
ton, accompanied by the Italian band.
will meet the $3.50 o'clock interurban
car this afternoon and escort Bishop
Donahue to the Church Of the Inn
maculate Conception where mass
meeting Of all the Italians Of this sec
ton will be held and plans will DO
discussed as to the most suitable
location for the new church.
The bishop and members of tho COM
mittee will view several locations
Monday and In all probability lot
will be purchased before the bishop
returns TO Wheeling.
The Italians are greatly interested
IN the prospects Of having an Italian
Catholic church here and as soon as
n lot Is selected plans will be made
for the new church.