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Essex County herald. [volume] (Guildhall, Vt.) 1873-1964, 1916-06-30
EAST CHARLESTON.

Mrs. Mary Stumpf is nursing at Bert
Lewis in Morgan.
Miss Maude Belknap closed her school
in Morgan last week.
Charles Hudson has bought Dodge
car of Fred Paquette.
M. j. Belknap and family spent Sun
day in Littleton, N. H.
William Carter entertained relatives
from Holland Saturday.
Mr.. and Mrs. P. D. Kelley were in
Sherbrooke, P O., Sunday.
Mr.. and Mrs. Maxwell of Morgan Wis
tied their son, Allen, recently.
George Mckinney has moved from
Morgan to the Terry Page farm.
Will Gardner and family are spending
the week in Boston and Rhode Island.
B. j. Lang of Lyndonvile spent part
of last week in town visiting relatives.
Mrs. Dana Gilpin of Westield is visit
ing her parents, Mr.. and Mrs. Chamber
lain.
Mrs. M. D. Lewis entertained her
father, Horace Whitehill, of Browning
ton recently.
H. A. Piper is moving into the house
in the village which he purchased of
H. A. Canning.
Mrs. Irving Curtis and children and
Hazel Page Of Island Pond are visiting
at Ed. Crows.
Mr.. and Mrs. Keller of Stanstead
visited their daughter, Mrs. Harry
Kezar, recently.
Mrs. D. X. Hopkins attended the fu-
neral of Mrs. Aaron Hawkins at Island
Pond last week.
j. B. Buck and daughter, Beatrice,
spent Sunday with Mrs. Herbert Badg-
err at West Charleston.
Mr.. and Mrs. George Pierce and Mr.
and Mrs M. Crow spent Sunday with
relatives at Derby Line.
Mr.. and Mrs. Luther Armstrong of
Bloomington were guests Of her sister,
Mrs. M. Crow, recently.
Archie and Gladys Bailey of Martin
vile P. O., are visiting at G. f. Bar
ney's ana Austin Halls.
Alison Tripp's family and Mrs. w. A.
Moulton and children are in Cyrus Car
gill's cottage at Seymour.
Reta Roy of Rock Island, P. O., spent
a week recently at j. B. Bucks with
her brother, Henry Allard.
Mrs. A. C. Fellows and son, Percy, of
Derby have been spending several days
with her daughter, Mrs. j. G. Canning.
Miss Rust of North Hyde Park was a
guest of Mr.. and Mrs. b. M. Scudder a
part of last week. While here she gave
a very interesting talk to the c. E.
society.
The Echo school closed Tuesday with
picnic in George Pierce's grove.
Miss Piper, the teacher, gave the chill
dren an auto ride to Island Pond in the
afternoon.
Howard Crovat at Camp Winape is
suffering with sprained ankle, caused
by the automobile in which he was rid
ing tipping over in the Gray hill Sun
day evening.
News was received here of the death
of Arthur Goodwin at his home in DIAL
ton, Mass, last week. He was born in
Charleston and spent his boyhood days
here. His niece, Mrs. (Dr.) Goodwin,
went to Dalton to attend the funeral.
William Colburn and Miss Elgie Cours.
err were married at West Charleston
Wednesday, June q, by Rev. W. R.
Price. After spending a few days in
North Troy, they will begin housekeep-
ing in the house he recently purchased
of F. H. Trip at Echo Lake. Congrat-
ulatiOns
Essex County herald. [volume] (Guildhall, Vt.) 1873-1964, 1916-06-30
MORGAN GORE.

II. Forester visited at J F. Schayltz's
Sunday.
Mrs. B. j. Farr spent Tuesday at E.
p. Orcutt's.
L. f. Dowland of Concord, N. H.,
spent Sunday at l.. V. Schayltz's.
Miss Laura Schayltz is visiting her
sister, Mrs. Henry Bean at Newport.
Mr.. and Mrs. Lawrence Bean of New
port are spending the week with rela-
tives here.
Mrs. Bertha Marsh and daughter,
Veda, are spending their vacation with
Mrs. Emma Marsh.
Mr.. and Mrs. e. M. WhitehilI are re-
joicing over the birth of a grand
daughter, born June 22d.
June 22d, the Housewives League
spent pleasant afternoon with Mrs.
Jennie Bates. Had readings and guess
ing contest. Refreshments of sand
witches, doughnuts, cake and coffee
were served by the hostess. The next
meeting will be Thursday, July 9th,
with Mrs. Nora Baldwin, assisted by
Mrs. Bucklin. Roll call, "a Quotation. .
Essex County herald. [volume] (Guildhall, Vt.) 1873-1964, 1916-06-30
HOLLAND

Carl Gray lost a valuable horse one
day last week.
j. A. Bradford of Derby is spending
few days in town.
Irwin Walker of Barnston, P. O.,
was in town one day recently.
Mrs. H. G. Moulton was a visitor at
her sons, E. G. Moulton's last week.
Quite number of people attended
the campmeeting at Beebe on Sunday
last.
Rev. Mr.. Harris is attending the
Methodist campmeeting at Morgan
Center.
The Larkin club, comprising ten
members, met at the home of the sec
rotary, Mrs. l.. L. Hartley, June Ia, to
reOrganize.
Essex County herald. [volume] (Guildhall, Vt.) 1873-1964, 1916-06-30
Commissioners Notice
ESTATE OLE ANTHONY FLAHERT

ESTATE OF ANTHONY FLAHERTY
The underS gued, nawug been app'tnI. y
the Honorable Probate Court for the Bistrlc, I
and adjust the claims and demands of all Dev.
sons against the estate Of Anthony Flaherty late
of Brighton in said Dstrict, deceased, am
all claims exhibited 10 Offset thereto hereby
give notice that we viii meet TO- the purpose
aforesaid at the Office Of J. w rhurston's Drug
Store, in the town OF Brighton N said District on
the 10th day Of July, 1916 and the 10th day Of Jan
1917, next from until o'clock p. M, on each of
said days aud that six months from the 10th day
OF July, "a. j. 1910 is the time limited by said
Court for said creditors to present their claims
to us for examination and allowance.
Dated at Brighton, this goth day Of June
A. D., 1910
Az. TRACY, I,.....
AS-5t
Essex County herald. [volume] (Guildhall, Vt.) 1873-1964, 1916-06-30
DERBY

Rev. Samuel Davis will occupy the
pulpit at the Congl church next Sun
day.
G. l.. Drown & Co., and Vincent
Jones will close their markets all day,
July the Fourth.
All roads will lead to Newport and
West Derby on July 4th. Be sure to
be on hand and bring your friends with
you.
Mrs. Albert A. Silver jr., and her
daughter, Harriet returned Monday
night from Providence, where they at
tended commencement at Brown Uni
versity, and a reunion of Mrs. Silvers
class. Mrs. Silver had an opportunity
to meet Browns distinguished son,
Mr.. Charles e. Hughes.
Essex County herald. [volume] (Guildhall, Vt.) 1873-1964, 1916-06-30
WEST CHARLESTON.

Geo. W. Brown is on the sick list.
Mrs. George Dane is sick with pneu-
monia.
Mrs. Ida Townsend is here from Cali
fornia calling on friends and relatives,
Mrs. M. Z. Hills boarders in her alb
sence are being cared for by c. G..
Eastman.
Mrs. George Dane died Sunday night.
Funeral Wednesday, two p. m. at Bap
fist church.
Essex County herald. [volume] (Guildhall, Vt.) 1873-1964, 1916-06-30
Indiana Mans Experience

Frank Moseley, Moore's Hill, Ind.
writes: 81 was troubled with almost
constant pains i'll my sides and back
Great relief Was apparent after the
first dose of Foley Kidney Pills and in
As hours all pain left me-" Foley Kid
ney Pills make Kidneys active and
healthful and stop sleep-disturbing
bladder ailments.
JOHN w. THURsTON. Island Pond.
Essex County herald. [volume] (Guildhall, Vt.) 1873-1964, 1916-06-30
Cut This Quilt Is Worth Money

DON'T MISS THIS. Cut out this
slip, inclose with sc to Foley & Co.,
Chicago, H., writing your name and
address Clearly. You will receive in
return trial package containing Fo-
ley's Honey and Tar Compound for
bronchial coughs, colds and Group;
Foley Kidney Pills and Foley Uathar-
tic Tablets. Specially comforting to
stout persons.
John w THURsToN, island Pond.
Essex County herald. [volume] (Guildhall, Vt.) 1873-1964, 1916-06-30
How to Get Rid of a Cold

Read how C. E. Summers, Hold
ridge, Neb., got rid of his cold. Il
contracted a severe cough and cold
and could hardly sleep, By using
Foley's Honey and Tar as directed my
cough was entirely cured and l give it
full credit for my speedy recovery"
Foleys always sooths and heals. Chill
dren love it.
John w. THURsToN. Island Pond.
Essex County herald. [volume] (Guildhall, Vt.) 1873-1964, 1916-06-30
SWALLOWING a Fishbone.

Swallowing a piece of dry bread or
cracker if fshbono is lodged in the
throat is good remedy, but the acid
from lemon slowly sucked and swal-
lowed will dissolve the bone to a jelly
so that it will slip down easily.
Essex County herald. [volume] (Guildhall, Vt.) 1873-1964, 1916-06-30
Many Women Need Help

Women are as much inclined to Kid
ney trouble as are men, but too often
make the mistake of thinking that a
certain amount Of pain and torture is
their lot and cannot be avoided. Foley
Kidney Pills give quick relief from
backache, pains in sides and muscles,
stiff, sore, aching joints and bladder
ailments.
JOHN W. THURsToN, Island Pond
Essex County herald. [volume] (Guildhall, Vt.) 1873-1964, 1916-06-30

N. d. MAHER, YIes. PrssfSsHf.
Norfolk & Western Railway.
JAMES RUSSELL, Gss 7 M0SSfs.
Denver g. Rio Grande Railroad.
A. M. SCHOYBR, Resident Vies.PrsA.
Pennsylvania Lines West
". L. Seldom. Vies-Prs.,
Seaboard Air Line Railway
A. J. STONE, Vies. PrssidssL
Brie Railroad
@. 8. WAlD, Vies-Prs. 9 CsRI Mon
Sunset Central Lines.
Essex County herald. [volume] (Guildhall, Vt.) 1873-1964, 1916-06-30

g. II. EMERSON. Gen = MSsss~.
Great Northern Railway.
c. II. BWING. Gss Z MoSafr,
Philadelphia & Reading Railway.
&. W. GRICB, Gen y Ssbt TrGHif..
Chesapeake q Ohio Railway.
AS. GREiG, Assi. 10 RSesIpsrs,
St. Louis & San Francisco Railroad.
G. W. KOUNS, GsH Y MoH0ser,
Atchison. Topeka & Santa Re Railway
n. W. MoMASTBR. GsnI Msnsss,
Wheeling q Lake Bris Railroad.
Essex County herald. [volume] (Guildhall, Vt.) 1873-1964, 1916-06-30

No other body with such intimate knowledge
of railroad conditions has such unquestioned posi-.
ton in the public confidence.
The rates the railroads may charge the public for
transportation now largely fixed by this Govern
ment board.
Out Of every dollar received by the railroads from
the public nearly one-haf is paid directly to the
Essex County herald. [volume] (Guildhall, Vt.) 1873-1964, 1916-06-30
A Question For the Public to Decide
ELISHA LEE, Chairman

ELIOT1H LEsLsI OHuTHTuH
P. X. ALBRIGHT, Gen y MspsRS
Atlantic Coast Line Railroad.
l.. W. BALDWIN, Gen 7 MaMsssr.
Central OF Georgia Railway.
C. l.. BARDO. Cos Mn.Sev,
New York. New Havsu Hartford Railroad
e. II. COAPMAN, Vies.Prssidsst
Southern Railway.
s. Z. COTTER, GsBI MSsasv
Wabash Railway.
p. Z. CROWLEY, Asf. Vies. PrssiSssL
New York Central Railway.
Essex County herald. [volume] (Guildhall, Vt.) 1873-1964, 1916-06-30
Railroads Urge Public Inquiry ar
The formal proposal of the r
the controversy is as follows:
Leaders Refuse Offer and Take S

Leaders the service bhhood the Joint conference held Ne
submit
Federal the employees whh
shall be these leaders declare
The Commerce Commission proposed by the railroads
public body which this referred for these
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1916-04-07
Huge sums Spent for Chewing Gum.

Washington, d. C.-The chewing
gum habit has cost the American peo-
pie for chicle alone nearly $35,000,000
in the last ten years, or almost five
times as much as we paid Russia for
Alaska, according to figures furnished
by the Bureau of Foreign and Domes-
tic Commerce, of the Department of
Commerce. Normally our annual i'm
ports of chicle amount to 100000
pounds, for which we pay about $2,-
100000 in the countries of origin, and
to which must be added customs du-
ties in our own ports Of about $750,000.
Imports of chicle gum during the
fiscal year 1915 were as follows: From
Mexico, 2,197,000 pounds; from CAN
ada, 2,181 900 pounds; from British
Honduras, 1,139,000 pounds; from
Venezuela, $4,000 pounds; from the
Central American republics, $4,000
pounds; from all other countries, 5000
pounds. Chicle is not produced in
Canada, but large quantities from 9TH
er British possessions are handled
through the Dominion. In 1918 the
total imports of the gum amounted to
13,759,000 pounds, and that is the rec
ord importation for any one year. In
1915 the total was 6,500000 pounds.
Chicle is the dried milky juice Of
the sapodilla tree, which is one of a
large family of tropical trees known
as bully-trees. Some of the gum is
used as a substitute for gutta percha,
but the bulk of it is used in the manu-
| factIIra pf nhaWipp prro
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1916-04-07
NORTHWEST MARKET REPORTS;
GENERAL CROP CONDITIONS

Portland Wheat Bluestem, CSC per
bushel; fortyfold, ole; club, 90c; red
Fife, 88c; red Russian, 88c.
Hay-Eastern Oregon timothy, $21
@22 per ton; valley timothy, SIG; al
falfa, $40.
Millfeed = Spot prices: Bran, $23
per ton; shorts, $3.50; rolled barley,
$31. .50@32.5O
Corn-Whole, $37 per ton; cracked,
s38.
Observation-Disclosures 65@80c per
dozen. tomatoes, SO. rs per crate; cab
bage, $1.25@2.25 per hundred; garlic,
10c per pound; peppers, 17s q zoe;
eggplant, 23ac; horseradish, Bic; eau
liflower, $1.50@1.60 per crate; let
tuce, $2.25@3.25; cucumbers, $1.25@
1.50; spinach, 90c@$1 per box; aspar-
agus, 8@11c per pound; rhubarb, $1.25
az per box; peas, 9@1Oc per pound.
Potatoes - Oregon $1.50@1.60 per
sack; Yakima 81. 70@1.80; new Flor
ida, 10@l2c per pound.
Onions - Oregon, buying prices,
$1.50 f. o. b. shipping points.
Green Fruits-Apples, $1@1.60 per
box; cranberries, $11 per barrel.
Eggs - Jobbing prices, Oregon
ranch, candled, 21c per dozen; un-
candled, 20@2O4c.
Poultry - Hens, 16ac per pound ;
springs, 16@16ac; stays, 12c; broil-
ers, 2O@25c; turkeys, live, 18@2Oc;
turkeys, dressed, choice, "a a 25c;
ducks, 13@16c; geese, 1Oc.
Butter - Prices from wholesaler to
retailer; Portland city creamery,
prints, 6O-pound case lots, strandard
grades, 34c per pound; lower grades,
Bic; Oregon country creamery prints,
60-pound case lots, standard makes, 81
@33c; lower grades, 30@3Oac; packed
in cubes, &c less. Prices paid by job.
bers to producers: Cubes, extras, 29
@3Oc; firsts, 27@27ac; dairy butter,
14@18ac; butterfat, No. l, 33c; No.
2, 30c.
Veal-Fancy, lie per pound.
Pork-Fancy, 11@11ac per pound.
Hops-l9l5 crop, l0(Dl3c per pound
1916 contracts, 11a@12c.
Wool Eastern Oregon, 20@30c per
pound; valley, 27@2sc; mohair, Ore.
gon, 30@3lc.
Cascara bark-Old and new, DC pei
pound.
Cattle - Steers, choice grain and
pulp, $8.50@8.75; choice hay, $8.15@
$50; good, $7.75 a 8.15; medium,
$7.50@7.75; cows, choice, Sc. 75@7. so;
good, $6.50@6. rs; medium, $6.25@
$50; heifers, $5@7.75; bulls, $2.75@
6; stays, $3@5.25.
Hogs - Prime light, 1920 % 9.35;
good to prime, So. .25@9; rough heavy,
$8@8.25; pigs and skips, $8@8.25.
Sleepy earrings. $8@8.75; weth-
ers, $7.25@8.25; ewes, $6.25@7. rs;
lambs, S9.50@10.50.
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1916-04-07
Made Him Nervous.

A crowd of dirty-faced urchins were
playing dangerously near the edge of
a Providence pier. Suddenly an old
salt, who had been fidgety onlooker
from the cabin of his boat, emerged
from his favorite post and proceeded
to soundly thrash one of the lads in
question.
Some passer-by, surprised by his
actions, stopped to question the old
tar thereon.
"rWal, I'll tell yar," said the old fell
low as he regretfully ceased his hold
on the lads collar. "Tain't as l care
a hang whether they fall in or whether
they don't, but it's the DANCED uncer-
tainty about it that l can't stand."-
Judge.
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1916-04-07
Germans Win Malancourt.

Paris-The Germans, in fierce at
tack on French positions northeast of
Hill 295 in the LIE Mort Homme re-
gion, some three miles east of Malan-
court, gained footing in some of the
French frst-line trenches, but were
Immediately driven out in vigorous
counter-attack, according to the French
communication. The Germans have
made no attempt to debouch from Ma
lancourt, which they hold. The village
of Malancourt was taken by storm, at
tacks being delivered from three sides,
and the village is in ruins.
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1916-04-07
strikebreakers Are Fired On.

Seattle, Wash.-A dozen shots were
fred Saturday in clash between strik-
ing members of the Puget Sound
Steamshipmen's Union and alleged
strikebreakers. No one was injured.
John Smith, negro, was arrested. He
said he and his companions fred the
shots because they feared they were
about to be attacked by strike SYM
who had followed them from
the waterfront. Three members of
the union also were arrested. Three
men employed on the steamer Edith
were attacked and severely beaten.
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1916-04-07
Hard Times.

A gentleman in New Orleans adver-
tised for man to do chores around
the house and the advertisement was
answered by a colored man.
Are you married?" asked the pros
spective employer.
"Yes, sub, Fse married." replied the
applicant, "but NAH wife is out Of a
job. OATS why Use got to shift fob
myself"
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1916-04-07
Delayed.

Henry" said his wife reproachful-
ly, "do you know that 1t was o'clock
when you came home this morning?"
"You are mistaken, my dear" he
replied 1T was just half past l. l
looked at the clock on the church
tower as passed the corner"
Ear be it from me to doubt your
word, Henry" answered his wife, "but
If that is the case 1t must have taken
you an hour and half to open the
front door"
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1916-04-07
Not Baby's Color,

II was rather surprised when the
doctor told me not to give baby any
blue milk" .5---
"Why?"
"Of course, baby is brunette, and
blue is not her color. But didn't sup
pose that musty old doctors knew
about such things. Louisville Cour-
ier.IOurnal
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1916-04-07

mend your Compound to other ladies'. I"
Mrs. MARY RIDGwky, Durand, Wis.
A Massachusetts Woman Writes:
Blackstone. Mass. "My troubles
were from my age. and felt awfully
sick for three years. l had hot flashes
often and frequently suffered from
pains. took Lydia E. Pinkham's
Vegetable Compound and now am WELL"
Mrs. PIERRE CouRNoyER, Box 2S9,
Blackstone, Mass.
Such warning symptoms as sense Of
suffocation. hot flashes, headaches, back
aches. dread of impending evil. timidity,
sounds in the ears, palpitation Of the
heart, sparks before the eyes. irregu-
iarities, constipation, variable appetite,
weakness and dizziness, should be needed
by middle-aged women. Lydia E. Pink
hams Vegetable Compound has carried
many women safely through this crisis.
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1916-04-07
Spring Flowing Is DELAYED.

Baker, Or. - While farmers are
thankful that the return of winter this
week has checked the possibilities of
floods injuring the fields, it has set
back spring plowing. Farmers had
just started to break ground, with the
hopes of an extra long season, when
the snow and cold stopped work. With
the prospect of long season and an
unusual amount Of water for irrigation,
much new land is to be broken and
bumper crops of all kinds are expected
in the Snake River country, where the
season is already we'll advanced.
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1916-04-07

Dayton, Wash. - At the tri-county
meeting of the Farmers Union of the
counties of Walla Walla, Columbia and
Garfield, the subject of handling the
grain this year was discussed. The
price of sacks is practically prohibit
tive, SO it is quite probable that raany
grain tanks will be erected prepara-
tory to.handling the crop in bulk.
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1916-04-07
Cascara Bark Is Steady In East,

SaseaTa DARK is STEADY IN East,
Portland-Cascara bark in the East
is meeting with a moderate demand
and prices are steady there, as here.
Mail advices from London say of Cas-
cara; "Firmness is the continued feat
ure of the market, and our American
friends may spring surprise upon us
little later ON. Bright thin 1913
SOS spot. New bark is selling at 55s. "
These prices are equal to 12a cents for
old and liz cents for new at London.
The wide range between London and
American prices is due to high freight
rates and scarcity of bark in England
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1916-04-07
HIDES, PELTS, CASCARA BARK
We want all you have. Write for prices and
shipping tags. THE IL. r. NORTON co.
50 North front ST., Portland. Ore.
Speed.

The Stranger-Why are you driving
the car SO fast?
The American-To get to the ferry.
Later, at the ferry:
The American-We have 20 minutes
to spare.
The Stranger-I knew 1t. In this
country you will race the car, burn up
gasoline, imperil lives, run the chance
of being arrested and kill chicken
to gain 20 minutes for which you have
no use when you get them.-Life.
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1916-04-07
Politics.

ri always like to meet a fellow who
came from farm" remarked Con-
gresham Flubdub.
"Yes?"
eyes. You can advise him to go
back to it If he isn't success, and
congratulate him on leaving it if he
is louisville Courier-Journal.
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1916-04-07
Quake Shocks Victoria.

Victoria, B. c. = Two earthquake
shocks which took place within COM
paratively short distance Of Victoria
were recorded on the seismograph of
the observatory at Gonzales Hill Sat-
urday morning. The first, which F.
Napier Denison, the superintendent,
estimates to have occurred about 800
miles away, took place at S:12, and
appears to have been well-defined
quake, with a pronounced vertical
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1916-04-07
Estimating a Foe.

"That man accuses you Of being the
greatest CRATER on earth"
"Yes," replied Senator Sorghum.
"but he doesn't mean 1t. II he be-
Iieyed / was the greatest CRATER on
earth he'd be right with me in every
campaign, trying to get next and make
himself useful. Washing Star.
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1916-04-07
Prospect of DANGER.

First Tommy Tin the trenches):
"Wot'cher lookin' so blue abaht, Bill?"
Second Tommy: Jest got letter
from the Missus, ter say 'er sister is
putin up wiv'er and as got the meas
les. 1t amt 'arf go, If amt wiv me
goin' 'ome on leave tomorrer, and a
dangerous trouble like that in the
'ouse. London Opinion.
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1916-04-07
The Modern Tourist.

ibid Mr.. Chuggins keep a notebook
on his travels?"
"Yes. But all he wrote in 1t was the
number of blowouts he had and the
amounts of the fines he paid. Wash
ington Star.
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1916-04-07
All In a TWinkling.

A lady who had just received an in
teresting bit of news said to her little
daughter, Marjorie, dear, auntie has
new baby, and now mamma is the
baby's aunt, papa is the baby's uncle
and you are her little cousin"
"Well," said Marjorie, wonderingly
wasn't that arranged quick!"-Bos
ton Transcript.
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1916-04-07
DAYS at Home.

"T wish doormat," announced Mrs.
De Style.
Here is a very nice pattern" said
the salesman, with the word Wei
come woven into the fiber"
II see. I suppose that will do II
you can add the words Tuesdays and
Fridays '"---Louisville Courier-Journal.
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1916-04-07
Can't Miss En-

"I've invented something in an au-
tomobile horn. It's got all the others
backed off the boards"
Can it beat those squawkers that
make man jump almost out of his
boots?"
"Can it? Say, this horn of mine
scares 'em so they can't get out of
your way"
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1916-04-07

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The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1916-04-07
Easy Game.

"That dog of yours seems fond OF
chasing trains"
EYES,"
II wonder why?"
"Well, he isn't much of fighter.
Trains are about the only things he
gets chance to chase"
Courier-Journal.