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South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1916-06-21
With Other Editors Than Ours

Oyster Bay. Sunday IN the Chicago
Tribune rhere was an appeal ITO
Theodore Roosevelt" in which the
elephant cried for forgiveness. Not
that IL was sorry the bull moose
had been kicked in the face. but
fearful that without the master
moose and his herd the fodder in
the white house manger would never
be consumed by the elephant. Roose-
welt is patted on the back and coax
ed and petted and kissed and called
endearing named culled from the
comb of the honey Of Hymettus. and
he is urged by all the memories of
the past. especially of the kind treat
ment Of 1912 and the fact that he
was allowed 10 name Henry Cabot
Lodge of Massa chusetts as the har-
mony candidate immediately previ-
Gus 10 the elephants choice Of Mr..
Hughes, and then the cry goes up
that we just can't get by with the
big bunch Of silence without him.
and asking him 10 round out
magnificent career oy coming back
by presenting himself and an his
moose followers as a living sacrifice
TO be slaughtered and made 10 sus-
tain with moose steak the march of
the republicans 10 the national cap
| ital The condition is funny in the
extreme and constitutes a stunt that
Menus, the great god Of laughter.
| could not equai for genuine world
amusement. The spectacle is a party
with a tongue-tied candidate. calling
on sick man TO come out and fur
nish the ballyhoo.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1916-06-21
WHY Is 1T?

Every time you see recruits drill
ing YOU recall the story of the fond
mother who. witnessing a company
Of which her son was a member drill
ing remarked: "Everybody's out of
step by Johnny"
Said Gen. Trevino to Gen. Fershing:
Don't move south or east or west. -
Said Gen. Pershing to Gen. Trevino:
I'll move my troops as think best "
Il don't know him" she said. Il
only danced with him"
Apparently there is a lot of salts
faction in predicting what's going to
happen next in a movie picture
show. Hes going 20 move the clock
back" woman next to us whis-
pered And he ala and she said:
He, he. he"
Some of our best known humor-
Gus publications are made bright
occasionally by a tale with point
clipped from some exchange.
Seriously speaking. the funniest
thing we know is a numerous mag
azine trying 10 be serious.
o
No man can tell what will happen
in Mexico. Gauging the Mexican
mind is impossible
villa, if alive, has played dead for
a long while.
A scribe at Terre Haute calls our
hurler Paris" Green. We see no
reason unless ii De that Paris
Green is hard TO down.
Roosevelt" said the baseball fan,
who forgot batting averages in order
TO talk politics. lis an individual
player He will either fan In the
pinch or knock a home run. You'll
never catch him sacrificing"
A recipe for cleaning marble is
requested by a correspondent We
suggest he see some reliable barber.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1916-06-21
JUNE u, 1910.


Strange the certain stand republicans and
republican papers since the situation has
sufficiently along the Mexican border that
anything like the aggressive policy threatened the
republican convention in Chicago renders war SEEM
tngly inevitable. There Prest Wilson was literally
repeatedly damned in speech and platform, followed
later innuendo the acceptance the presidential
nomination by Mr.. Charles Evans Hughes but
that any attempt bring Mexicans time
is all wrong. We said sunday that the republicans Of
today the successors the "copperheads back
the sixties within the scope their attitude-evi
denced by brands of political acuvity-toward
the presidents European policy They seem to be
warmne up to "a similar brand Of "copperheadism' with
regard to mis- policy toward Mexico.
The president seems to he between the devil and
the deep sea'-he is damned if he don't and he's
damned if he does'-by these gold-plated apostles Of
patriotic hypocrisy Long preparedness on yes
but in everything but We haven't the
Rotary club calling any meeting to fill UP the
ranks of Co f. like that they held to promote
preparedness parade. and we haven't any Of
the preparediss rushing to enlist now that
their services are needed Never was anything more
patent than the major republican howl for pre-
and likewise its hypercritical denunciaton
Of Prest Wilson's policies der the claim that they
too vaciIlaung. have been merely the guzzng
gurgng struggles drowning political humbugs grasp
ing for
Locally. however. and with especial reference to the
press. would be derehct withhold a compliment
Likewise numerous individuals republican faith our
criticism is not general If doesn't hit you it isn't
intended for YOU DO not put the shoe on unless it
TITS but if it does hope hts sufficiently that
your corns will bring your conscience realizing it,
We speak specially our republican contemporary so
far. least has consistent II hasn't after in
sisng months that more aggressive policy should
be pursued toward Mexico taken literally ours
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1916-06-21
"THEY ANT No SUCH ANIMAL"

Speaking OF the retirement Of Mr.. Justice Charles
Evans Hughes the supreme court bench TO enter
the for the presidency the continued
republican lawyers the republican press. repub-
can politicians poorly applied in his defense almost
moves tender them our assistance. We said the
other day editorial. that "a ought study
these questions every angle eliminating PARTISAN
ship from his mind. much possible and search for
the naked truth. and prove that looked
the other side Of the shield for defense for Mr.
Hughes praoucing what preach. we least beg to
offer a suggestion
We are always sad TO assist our republican friends
iu every way that possibly In their bias
realise THAT they likely overlook occasional
things that might appropriately To good ad-
In their favor OF Mr. Hughes
and the charge of his violating the non-pocal ethics
90 the bench merely one OF them. Were they less
hide-5ound. dependent more upon the truth real
knowledge OF things. and willing meet situation
SAGE face instead Of lodging IT, an excuse for Mr.
Iiushes even DO not Justification. would be compare
lively easy This excuse speaking oC the violation OF
the non-pouca ethics of the bench might be asserted
dy simply saving instance that they Amt no such
thlns. position possible Of maintenance and supple
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1916-06-21
STATESMEN GREAT AND.
NEAR-GREAT
BY Fred Kelly.

WASHINGTON. June PA friend
Of Rep. Scott of Michigan, named
Hicks was working one winter in
a Michigan lumber camp one Of
the Swede lumber Jacks In the camp
used to have Hicks act as his aman-
uensiS when he wrote home TO his
wife. Hicks would sit down on
soap box with a 5-cent tablet in his
hand and the Swede would dictate.
They were not fervent love letters
that the Swede dictated. But Hicks
made them so. When the Swede
wrote about the number of logs he
had hewn in a given period. Hicks
ran in "A few sentences about how one
appreciates ones wife when one is
separated from her and how one
yearns for the caresses of the woman
of his choice. He would run in post
scripts about the marvellous beauty
of her plump figure and asked her
if she was still wearing her hair the
same way. The whole mlssive was
punctuated with words Of affection
and endearment
The wife. presumably was some
concerned over the hitherto unsus-
pected epistolary prowess of her lord
and master. She wrote back asking
him if he was sure he wasn't work
ing too hard. for she felt sure he
must have an attack of some sort Of
fever.
Hicks read aloud the letters from
the wife 20 the husband. for the lat
ter was no more adept at reading
script than he was at writing same.
Hicks couldn't always read them
himself. for the wife had a system
of chirography that was her own.
But he invariably supplied enough to
pad out the missive 10 a proper length
and make it entertaining and fer
vent
One day. right at the busy time of
the season. the Swede quit his job 10
so on a journey The boss asked
him what was up.
II tank" says he. that I'll go see
NAH wife. He miss me So
Hicks expected 10 hear of him get
ting killed when he got home. but
he didn't To the contrary. that
Swede and his wife were the most
devoted couple in all northern Mich
igan.
Somebody asked Sec'y Lane il ne
thought DR. Waite. the New York
multi murderer. was crazy.
/ Il don't know whether he was
crazy or not" replied Lane. but il
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1916-06-21
1T SURE Is.


It's tough when you're a stranger in
town.
And ask a guy TO show YOU the
depot
When he looks at you, shrugs his
shoulders
And then answers back: Il dona
know"
We have heard it called many
things but it remained for an ad
to speak of it as the lassitude of
spring"
Funston Keeps Anxious Watch. g"
says headline. No relation. we sup
pose. to the ankle or wrist variety
Stern Refusal 10 Withdraw May
Bring War You never can tell
what a stern refusal will bring.
PAGE MIR. HUGHES.
With war in Europe and war in Mex
The papers seem TO forget Mr.
Hughes
For the editors fill their pages
With only the latest of war news.
Personally we suppose il wouldn't
make much difference to Prest Will
son how we stand on the Mexican
note. but if il will do him any good
he is welcome TO the news that we
are highly in favor of every one Of
his 5000 words sent over the wires
yesterday.
We see where I.echnitsky is 10
miles west of Czernowitz. but what's
troubling us is where is Czernowitz?
Wait" said one of the recruits.
till you get down where it's 100
in the shade"
That will be about st. Louis.
No matter if there is 20 fighting
there is bound to be a hot time
in Mexico"
Enlisted yet?
You're married
E. J. NJ.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1916-06-21
THE MELTING POT
FILLED BY THE EDITORIAL STAFF
TIE PUBLIC SERVANT.

he is back the sob. underneath his glow
The little brides chrp the leaflets
The daisy and the beside the
Providing
VIII generously m
To country from the AK of
What Of purpose
Mark Well his deeply heavy
He lovely nation slipping OF
He strives 10 rouse his fellow be
To lead them forth 10
And gather office he may the people in
well a 70
No dreams of empty prominence Of
Corrupts clouds the vision the
The motto his
SO the o nc brate
Uphold Of
3. r.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1916-06-21

-he higher instincts lead 10 many a dire pass in
the I.aIo-Austro mountaiH campaign
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1916-06-21
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South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1916-06-21

Somebody asked Sec'y Lane il ne
thought DR. Waite. the New York
multi murderer. was crazy
Il don't know whether he was
crazy or not" replied Lane but il
seems to me that he had let himself
get into bit OF a rut on the homi-
eide thing"
The Glasgow courier. [volume] (Glasgow, Mont.) 1913-current, 1916-03-17

The annual inspection of the local
militia company will take place Mon
day night when Lieutenant A. A.
Hoffman, of the regular army and
Major E. N. Eaton of the Montana
national guard, will inspect Com
pany G.
At a depth of 500 feet gas was
struck in the we'll that the Conrad
Oil company are drilling near the
town of Conrad. The gas is what is
known as wet gas and is said to be
one of the surest indications that oil
is present.
John Stevenson of Cation, North
Dakota, has been spending the week
in Glasgow, looking over land values
in this district. Mr.. Stevenson ex-
poets a party of friends from his
home town to join him the latter part
Of this week.
While carrying out ashes Monday
afternoon, Ludwig Oberg, who is
employed at the Shannon hotel,
stumbled upon a broken bottle and
seriously cut his foot. Although
+. Oberg is unable to walk at present,
the injured member is expected to be
as well as ever in the course Of a
few weeks.
j. - 49,
Mrs. w. C. Devine received word
from her daughter, Mrs. J. L. Lyle,
saying that she and Ellen arrived
safely in Chicago and that the latter
is now undergoing treatment for a
severe case of inflamatory rheuma-
tism. Mrs. Lyle will enter a sani-
tarium as soon as her daughters con-
dition improves.
c. O. Steinway, Dick Newstrom and
A. Prichard, who live on the reserva-
ton, sixty miles from here, arrived
in town Friday. The three made the
long trip OF skis, and aside from Mr..
Prichard becoming slightly blinded
by the snow, they none the
worse for their extended hike. They
returned by the way of Scobey.
George p. Elliot, who has been
looking after business for the Home
Builders company of Havre, re-
turned to the gas city Wednesday.
In the account of the bridge party
given at the home of Mrs. Maurice
Reuler, which was published in last
weeks issue Sf the Courier, we
omitted to state that Mrs. Owen
Yerkes was also hostess to the oc-
casion.
The Glasgow courier. [volume] (Glasgow, Mont.) 1913-current, 1916-03-17

Want to trade three lots in Willis
ton for home in Glasgow. For par
ticulars see Bertha Butler, Glasgow,
Montana. 2.
Residents living on the lowlands in
north Havre were again compelled to
%evacuate their homes, because of a
sudden rise in the Milk river at that
point. The water came down from
the Big Rockies during the recent
warm spell and, as the river was rum
ming bank full, it backed up for a con-
siderable distance in the mouth of
Bull creek. 1t is reported that the
water has now reached it's height, and
is receding slowly.
George Sawyer, who conducted an
auto livery here last summer is now
located at Great Falls, and has asso-
ciated hismelf with Harry Porter,
formerly of Scobey in the manufac-
ture of Porter's Gopher Killer. If
the poison does all that is claimed for
it in the circulars sent out by Por-
ter and Sawyer, these gentlemen
should find a good market for their
product in Montana.
With the arrival of a large drilling
outfit from Canada last week, the
probability of striking oil has be-
come the principal topic of interest
in Plentywood and surrounding dis
tricts. The oil drill represents a
large investment, and the chief drill
er was formerly employed by Uncle
Sam in the canal zone. AS soon as
the machine is erected drilling oper-
atoms will be commenced and it will
not be long until the presence Of oil,
if there is any, is discovered.
The photo gallery, which has been
closed for repairs and the installa-
ton of additional equipment during
the last three weeks, will be OPP
ened for business Saturday. Mr..
Kritchever has put in $500 worth
of new equipment, in addition to the
extensive repairs and improvements
that have been made on the build
ing, and now is prepared to do any
kind of work that his patrons may
desire. A notice of his new sched-
ule appears in an announcement in
this issue.
The Glasgow courier. [volume] (Glasgow, Mont.) 1913-current, 1916-03-17
Properly
Ventilated
Murch Di1ectOrp
METHODIST CHURCH.

Services will be held Sunday as fol-
lows:
Sunday school at 10 a. M; preach
ing by the pastor at II a. m. SUBJ
ject, "The Voice of the Good Shep-
herd" Junior League at 3 p. m. The
regular league service will be omit
ted. The evening service at 7:45 will
be in charge Of the Epworth League,
with Miss P. A. Clarke as leader.
The subject will be "The World Pro-
gram of Missions. This will be a
most unique service. Ten costumes
have been received from Chicago such
as are worn in China, Japan, Indian,
Korea, Africa, and will be worn to
show the customs of various coun-
tries. This will be a very interesting
and instructive service. Good music.
You are cordially invited to be pres
cnt.
B. F. MEREDITH,
Pastor.
The Glasgow courier. [volume] (Glasgow, Mont.) 1913-current, 1916-03-17

Roy Black of Hinsdale was in the
city on business the first of the week
A, Mcintyre of Baylor has been
in the city this week having his arm
treated.
Attorney George E. Erickson of
Wolf Point was in the city on bust
ness Tuesday.
T. M. Armstrong of Brockton was
in the city on business the fore part
of the week.
J.. R. Stephens of Tampico was a
business visitor in this city Friday
and Saturday.
Martin Mitchell of Wolf Point was
a business visitor in the city the fore
part of the week.
C. J. Ranney Of Nashua was in the
city ~transacting business the fore
part of the week.
Joe Martinkoski purchased a fine
new Schulz piano from the Behner-
RLnyon company this week.
DR.. NJ. E. Trainor Of Williston ar,
rived in the city Wednesday and is
making his office with DR.. .Hoyt.
George Stratton of Saco was in
the city Friday visiting friends and
looking after business matters.
Ludburg Bretzke returned Satur'
day from Wisconsin, where he has
, been making an all winters visit.
Miss Georgia Anderson, who has
been visiting her cousins, Mrs. Ander.
son and Mrs. Blanchard of this city
returned to her home in Spokane
Wednesday morning.
II. P. Caron of Virginia, Mime
sofa, has been in Glasgow during thu
past week, looking over land in thi:
section, with the intention of buying
if a suitable place a be obtained.
Lawrence Zarich and E. A. Balry o.
st. Louis, who have been spending
the past ten days looking over land il
the vicinity of Glasgow, left We'd
nesday morning for Regina, Canada
A. ]. Buell. of the Great Falls Tri
bune paid the Courier office a visi
Tuesday afternoon. MI. Buell. ha'
been visiting Chicago, Minneapoli!
and other cities and stopped over i,
Glasgow on his return trip to Grea'
Falls.
The Glasgow courier. [volume] (Glasgow, Mont.) 1913-current, 1916-03-17
STYLE SHOW.

The style king reigned supreme at
the Orpheum theatre Saturday after
noon, when the Emporium Dry Goods
company held their first style show.
Fashions for the fair sex for the
coming spring and summer were
shown to good advantage on living
models.
Music by Darst's orchestra and vo-
cal solos by Miss Florence Crawford,
Miss Emily Leonard and Mrs. w. w.
Hurd made the show especially at
tractive.
The Glasgow courier. [volume] (Glasgow, Mont.) 1913-current, 1916-03-17
PIE SUPPER.

The ladies of the Episcopal guild
will serve a chicken pie supper at the
Coleman house on Thursday evening,
March %, from $3.50 until 7:3O p. m.
The price will be so cents per plate
and worth double. All are cordially
invited.
"Rake dat chicken pie,
It's mighty hard to wait,
To see dat chicken, good and sweet
A'steaming on the plate.
Bake dat chicken pie,
And put in lots of spice;
Oh, I wish to goodness, 49,
I had a bigger slice.". ...: ~.
The Glasgow courier. [volume] (Glasgow, Mont.) 1913-current, 1916-03-17

Following is a list of letters re-
naming in the postoffice at Glas-
gov, Montana, for the week ending
March 16:
Conors, /.
Emerson, B. NJ.
Hanson, Oscar. -.
Hunter, Clifford.
Hamm, Merland.
Shipley, Tom.
Vanburner, Thos. H.
Worthington, w. r.
One cent will be collected on all
advertised letters upon delivery.
The Glasgow courier. [volume] (Glasgow, Mont.) 1913-current, 1916-03-17
CONGREGATIONAL CHURCH.

Sunday, March 10.
Sunday school at 10 a. m.
Preaching service at II a. m.
Christian Endeavor at $3.50 p. m.
Evening preaching service at 1880
by Rev. Hendrickson.
The quartette will sing at the MORN
ing service.
Everybody is cordially invited to
worship with us.
A. U. BAEER, Pastor.
The Glasgow courier. [volume] (Glasgow, Mont.) 1913-current, 1916-03-17
Well
Heated
Local BreDitieS

E. N. Hill was a business visitor in
Hinsdale last week.
l.. H. Sheldon of Nashua was a
weekend visitor in Glasgow.
A. O.. Grunlund of Avondale spent
the middle of the week in this city.
Don't forget the chicken pie sup
per at the Coleman hotel lex Thurs
day.
Alice Ziebarth of P~lentywood has
been a guest at the Burke hotel this
week.
j. P. Peterson was a Baylor visit
or in this city the middle of this
week.
H. c.. Jensen of Nashua transacted
business in Glasgow Monday and
Tuesday.
C. S. Olson and S.. M. Watson of
Poplar spent Tuesday and Wednesday
in Glasgow.
w. A. Russell and C. S. Ward were
Havre callers in this city between
trains Wednesday.
Geo. Pyne of Saskatchewan arrived
in Glasgow Friday to look over real
estate in this section.
j. R. Miller Of Malta spent Satur-
day in the county seat looking after
business matters.
DR.. Mark Vornholt Of Antelope
spent the latter part of last week
visiting his brothers, Paul and Carl.
F. L. Depkins Of Vandalia was a
business visitor in Glasgow the lat
ter part of last week.
j. 0. Rosendahl Of Saco was a
business visitor in this city the first
of the week.
Wesley Darcy of Havre was a bust
ness caller in this city the fore part
of the week.
Mr.. and Mrs. ]. M. Fritz of Nashua
spent the fore part of the week visit
ing friends in this city.
Buck Embleton of Lismas was in
the county seat the fore part of the
week purchasing supplies.
F. J. Wright of Scobey was in the
city the fore part of the week look
after business interests.
J. T. McCaughey, state passenger
and ticket agent for the Great North
ern, spent Monday in Glasgow.
DR.. Gray of Hinsdale spent We'd
nesday and Thursday looking after
business interests in this city.
Mr.. and Mrs. ]. E. Very of Saco
spent the fore part of the week in
this city visiting acquaintances.
Hotel Radisson, Minneapolis, gives
you more for the price you pay than
any other hotel in the Twin Cities.
H. Stranger of Nashua was in
town Friday to meet some friends
whom he expected to arrive from the
east.
The Glasgow courier. [volume] (Glasgow, Mont.) 1913-current, 1916-03-17
NeWS in
0ndAbOuf
Town

j. L. Brainard of Williston ar
rived in this city Saturday morning,
returning to the east end of the d.
vision Monday.
J. E. Berkeley of Shelton, Wash
ington, arrived in Glasgow Saturday
to look over land in this section of the
state.
Joe Popa, who owns a good half
section of land neal West Fork, was
in town Monday buying his spring
supplies.
With a cement mixer going full
blast and a large crew of men at
work the work on the Rumble build
ing is progressing rapidly.
District Judge Utter and Clerk of
Court Tegnell were attending the
March term of court at Plentywood
last week.
Harry Casey, who was formerly
employed at the Glasgow laundry,
has accepted a position at the Shan
non hotel.
Mr.. and Mrs. Nichols of Carlyle,
Iowa, stopped over with friends
Tuesday and Wednesday, on their way
to Spokane.
Miss Cathrine Casey, who has been
spending the winter at Litchfield,
Minnesota, returned to Glasgow Sun
day morning.
H. E. Turner of Poplar was in
town Wednesday looking after bust
ness interests. Mr.. Turner returned
to the reservation metropolis Thurs
day.
Mrs. S. w. Jackline and daughter
Marguerite, left Saturday for the
south bench, to make a short visit
with Mrs. Jackline's father, A. l..
Dennis.
Mrs. w. J. Mclean, who lives a
short distance from Opheim, re-
turned this week from a three
months trip through the eastern
states and Canada.
Mr.. and Mrs. Paul Bline, who live
in the vicinity of Tampico, arrived
in Glasgow Saturday with the inten-
ton of making an extended visit in
this city.
Miss Lola Fox, who has been max
ing an extended visit with friends
in Great Falls, stopped off in this
city Monday before returning to her
home in Opheim.
W. J. Mclean and Geo. McMurty,
who live on adjoining homesteads so
miles north of here, were in town
the fore part of the week buying
horses.
Mrs. Eva Hinza and daughter Nell
lie of West Fork stopped owe in
Glasgow Monday on their way to
Shelby, where they intend to make a
three weeks visit.
Carl Cernkuhe of Norfolk, Nebras-
ka. arrived in this city the latter
part of last week. Mr.. Cernkuhe
contemplates buying land and settling
in the vicinity of Glasgow.
The Glasgow courier. [volume] (Glasgow, Mont.) 1913-current, 1916-03-17
TOO LATE TO CLASSIFY

Lost-A reward will be paid to the
party returning my dog, "Mac," to
me. Cyril Moore.
For Sale Cheap-One pedigreed Dur
ock Jersey boar, two years old. In
quire J. K. Willis, Avondale, Mont.
The Glasgow courier. [volume] (Glasgow, Mont.) 1913-current, 1916-03-17

Turn Your Old Accounts into money.
Make the fellow pay that failed
to come through after you trusted
him. We have a system for COL
lecting that is effective. For par
ticulars write the Western Ad-
justment Agency, Box 228, Libby,
Montana. ct pd.
The Glasgow courier. [volume] (Glasgow, Mont.) 1913-current, 1916-03-17
LUTHERAN CHURCH..

English services will be held at the
Congregational church Sunday even
ing, March 10, at 7:45.
ALFRED HENDRICKSON.