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Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1916-01-28
Colonel House Leaves Paris.

Paris. Jan. 25.-Col. E. NJ. House,
Presddens Wilson's personal represen-
tatives spent Sunday as the guest of
the American ambassador and Mrs.
William Graves Sharp. He left later
for Switzerland.
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1916-01-28
Nothjnu Dolnu.

Put your car up for the winter
YETI"
mo I'd like to, but none of the
pawnbrokers ara willing to lend me
any money on it."
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1916-01-28
What She Needed.

Hazel-Do you really believe that
man is made of dust?
Aimee-I don't know; but the one
you marry should be made of gold
dust.
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1916-01-28
The Seat of Trouble.

"Toothache?"
Yeah. Something terrible"
Which tooth is it?"
That new false tooth in front.
had it filled with gold so that it would
look natural, and the gold doesn't
show bit. Wouldn't that give you a
pain?"
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1916-01-28

Use Murine after Exposure I'm Cold,
Cutting Winds and Dust. 1t Restores
Refreshes and Promotes Eye Health
Good for all Eyes that Need Care.
Murine Eye Remedy CO., Chicago.
Sends Eye Book on request.
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1916-01-28
QUITE A REGULAR ATTENDANT
John Inclined to Resent lnsinuation
That He Habitually Stayed Away
From Church.

What's that song they're singing
now"
Rock Of Ages"
Rock of Ages? Well. that's the
first time I ever heard those words
to Rock of Ages and that's the first
time / ever heard that tune TO it.
Must be something new. Nice win
dow they got there, amt it?
''Ye-e-es, / should say it isl"
Il don't think I'll care much for
your new preacher-don't like his col
lar"
'John!"
We'll, don't! And / don't like the
way he says 'idear, neither. If your
other preacher hadn't talked like he
had a lot of potato in his mouth I'll
the time, I'd have come oftener. Lots
of time / came here just on your &C
count, and sat here in misery"
Yes, how many times were you
here in the last ycar?'
Wasn't here last Children's day."
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1916-01-28

Greeks are supposed to be the best
bargainers In the world.
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1916-01-28

To understand the newspapers,
man must have vocabulary of at
least 1000 words.
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1916-01-28

DR.. Pierce's Pellets are best for liver,
bowels and stomach. One little Pellet for
a laxative-three for a cathartic.-Adv.
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1916-01-28
Suspicious.

Aren't you delighted that your huss
band has given up smoking?"
81 don't know. I'm afraid he did IL
just for an excuse to give away those
cigars / bought him for Christmas"
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1916-01-28

History repeats itself with the ex-
ception of your private history. which
is repeated by the neighbor.
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1916-01-28

When wife wants pin money her
husband is compelled to come to the
scratch. =
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1916-01-28
When all others fail to please
Try Denison's Coffee.

Faint heart may win fair lady-with
little assistance on her part.
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1916-01-28
Up to Date.

Redd-What was it the five foolish
maidens in the Scriptures forgot?
Green--Why-er-e gasoline.
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1916-01-28

Now They Don't Speak.
'He says he can read much in my
face"
Between the lines, suppose" sug-
gested the other girl.
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1916-01-28
PrevaIeney Of Kidney Disease.
Most people do not realize the alarm

of swampRoot by enclosing
of They will book
thousands
and
Y When writing mention this
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1916-01-28
WHY SUFFER SKIN TROUBLES
When a Postcard Will Bring Free
Samples Of Cutlcura?

Which give quick relief for all itch
ing, burning, disfguring skin troubles.
Battle with the Cuticura Soap and hot
water. Dry and apply Cuticura Oint-
ment to the affected part. They stop
itching instantly and point to speedy
healment often when all else fails.
Free sample each by mail with Book.
Address postcard, Cuticura, Dept. l.,
Boston. Sold everywhere.-Adv.
And many q mushroom Is q tnad-
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1916-01-28
When all others fail to please
Try Denison's Coffee.

And many a woman who is short of
breath is long of tongue.
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1916-01-28

Piles Relieved by First Application
And cured in to IA days by PAZ0 OINTMENT. the
universal remedy for all forms OF Piles. Druggists
refund money If IL fails 60c.
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1916-01-28
VAGUE Questioning,

"Do you believe in whipping?"
please be a little specific; eggs
and cream, or children?"
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1916-01-28
AnSW cred

Answered.
81 have fallen arches. What shall
I do?"
See the building inspector"
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1916-01-28
Enthusiasts.

Enthusiasts.
my wife would rather go to the
movies than eat"
mine would rather go there than
cook my dinner"
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1916-01-28

Love is a dream; marriage Is an
alarm clock.
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1916-01-28

ing increase and remarkable prevaleney
of kidney disease. While kidney dis
orders are among the most common dis
eases that prevail, they are almost the
last recognized by patients, sVho usually
content themselves zOith doefoyfng The
effects, while the original disease may
constantly undermine the system.
If you feel that your kidneys are tbe
cause of your sickness or run down con-
dition, try taking DIR. Kilmer's swamp
Root, the famous kidney, liver and blad-
neys improve, they will help the other
organs TO health.
If you are already convinced that
Swamp Root is what you need, you can
purchase the regular fifty-cent and one
dollar size bottles at all drug stores
Don't make any mistake but remember
the name, DR.. Kilmer's Swamp-R Root
and the address Binghamton, N. Y, which
you will find On every bottle.
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1916-01-28

And many a mushroom is a toad
stool In disguise.
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1916-01-28

DO THE PEOPLE OF ABERDEEN KNOW?
That Aberdeen is in danger of losing its Federal
building? Do you know that the petition now being
HIRED HEssAN employed Itss by
is in substance petition to kill the Federal building
project which is now ready for the a%ardng Of the
row and thereby delay the erection of the building and
retain the postoice and the offices OF federal officials
in their present locations for long period Of years?
Do you know that bill is now pending in the
United States Senate providing for holding semi-an
nua terms of the federal court in Aberdeen and that
this court making Aberdeen the federal judicial CEN
ter of Southwestern Washington, depends upon the
speedy erection of this building?
Do you know that the nonresident owners of high
rent Heron street propert ywould prefer no building
at all to one that would not Immediately permit them
to increase rents?
Do you know that the proposed site is but $50 feet
north Of the corner of Market and street, where the
postoce was satisfactorily located for fifteen years?
Do you know that the people interested in the pc
titons to abandon the chosen site largely nonres
dents whose only for Aberdeen is to exact the last
possible dollar in rentals, this money to be invested
elsewhere?
E. B. BENIN.
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1916-01-28
15.446 Carloads of
Lumber Are Shipped
From Harbor in 1915

Lumber, shingles and wood sup
plies shipped from the Grays Harbor
mills in 1915, totalled 15,446 carloads.
Though the number of cars was
greater than in 1914 the bulk of ship
ments was a bit less.
Shipments of lumber by water in
1915 aggregated 305,117,00O feet; and
rail shipments, estimating from the
number of cars, probably amounted
to $4,000 feet; or total lumber
shipment from the Harbor of 714,-
OBJ 900 feet for the year; or an av-
erage daily shipment of 1,956,Ooo
feet. Hoquiam mills lead in lumber
production, having shipped 1887 cars
of the total rail shipments.
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1916-01-28

The Herald tells It all.
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1916-01-28
Mother Who Stole
Own Child Arrested
By Aberdeen Police

Mrs. Motley Bowers and her broth
er. Cleo Stump, were arrested Tues
day by Chief of Police Robert Schmidt
charged with kidnapping Mrs. Bowers
5-year-old daughter, in Portland. The
Portland juvenile court had placed
the little girl in a detention home,
from which the mother took her. The
local police Wednesday turned their
prisoners over to an officer from the
Portland juvenile court.
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1916-01-28
FEW IN BEGINNERS CLASS

With the opening of schools for
the second semester of the term, last
Monday, 60 children registered for the
beginners classes, the smallness of
the number indicating to City School
Superintendent George B. Miller that
parents prefer to start their children
in the fall, choice which meets with
the cordial approval Of the superin-
tendent.
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1916-01-28
Editorial PAGE of The Aberdeen Herald Friday, January 28 1916
THREE VARIETIES

who to see the town,
Nice for fifty dollars down.
He does very tidy trade; single sale a day
Enables i'm perfect to keep the wolf away
But his enterprise with little favor look
And they always him. for Dussns 10 crook
peddles villa plots that you would never know
Were anywhere upon map unless the tide was low
He does thriving business yet he has haunting fear
That something blight his bright career
His dreams are often troubled time hereafter
pounding stone, for Grimmage Is srae
FINK il free from worrimen sleeps O. nights;
His game is selling estate for residential Sites
He muitiplies price his work is pretty raw
everything is sanctioned by the law
He draws therefore there isn't any rear
That he will of Finks fnancier-Ex
:. :. !. :. s.; !. :: .: = :. :.
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1916-01-28

The success of the bowling game
is certainly assured, the interest grows
continually. One especial feature is
the enthusiastic manner in which the
ladies have entered into the game.
They thoroughly enjoy the pastime,
finding it healthful, clean and inter-
esting.
Respecting Skaters bowling alleys
one notices the exceedingly good,
substantial and highly respectable
class of its patrons. An up-to-date
institution of this kind is surely de-
serving of the heartiest support. 1t
should be remembered that the bowl
ing alleys is only one section Of this
very complete institution.
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1916-01-28

The Grays Harbor County Poultry
association will hold it's annual busl-
ness meeting and election of officers
next Tuesday evening in the Carnegie
library here. The election would have
been held last Tuesday, but President
II r Elder was unable to attend.
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1916-01-28

Inside information.
Nov, wife, we must look around q
little before buying an automobile"
Fortunately, we won't have to 60 to
attention the most perfect machine In
the world"
who was telling you about this
carr
THE agent" - Louisville Courier.
Journal.
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1916-01-28
Dla2IVTGHEN|
|Ssaal;6UPBOARD
FISH DAY MENU.
Four Artichokes.

@TONEHAMITE.- Cut off stem close
- to leaves. remove outside bottom
leaves, trim artichoke, cut off one
inch from tops Of leaves and with a
sharp knife remove choke; then tie ar
tichoke with IL string to keep its shape.
Soak half hour in cold water. Drain
and cook thirty to forty-dve minutes in
boiling. sailed. acidulated water. Re-
move from water, place upside down to
drain, then take Off string. Serve with
hOllandaise sauce. Boiled artichokeS
often constitute course ut dinners.
Leaves are drawn out separately with
fingers and dipped in sauce and feshy
ends only eaten, although the bottom
is edible. Artichokes may be cut in
quarters. cooked, drained and served
with bearnaise sauce. When prepared
in this way they are served with NUT
ton.
Fried ArtichOkes.- boiled ar
tichokes cut in quarters with salt, pep
per and finely chopped parsley. Dip in
batter. fry in deep fat and drain. In
preparing artichokes trim Off tops Of
leaves closer than when served as
boiled artichokes.
Artichoke Bottoms. Remove all
leaves and the choke. Trim bottoms
in shape and cook until soft in boiling,
sailed. calculated water. Serve with
hollandaise or bechamel sauce.
Stuffed Artichokes. - Prepare and
cook as boiled artichokes, having them
slightly UNDERGONE. Fill with chicken
forcemeat and bake thirty minutes in
a moderate oven. basting twice with
white sauce. Remove to serving dish
and pour around thin white sauce.
A.~~M~f~~/
The Herald tells It all.
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1916-01-28
AN INDEPENDENT NEWSPAPER
TO OUR SUBSCRIBERS

Again we say, if 20 do not get your paper
regularly and on time, kick like a bay steer,
and write to this office and give full particu-
lars; we will find out who is to blame.
Your paper leaves here every Thursday
evening and you should receive it without any
unnecessary delay
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1916-01-28
ANNOUNCEMENT

Beginning next Monday, the Grays Harbor Railway
& Light Company will naugurate plan of CO.
operation between the Company and its patrons. By
special arrangement with the General Electric Company
number of their electrical appliance experts will be in
the City, and will call upon each of the patrons for the
purpose of giving full information in regard to the adj
vantages of electrical appliances, and their uses.
This is good opportunity for all those using eec-
tricity to obtain the information which they especially
desire in regard to electrical appliances and is the de-
sire and hope Of the Company that these will be
given cordial reception.
At the same time Miss Maude A. Murphy, an cleo
trica appliance demonstration from Boston will be at the
sa1esroom of the Grays Harbor Railway & Light Com
pany giving demonstrations each day. Miss Murphy has
national reputation in her line of work and Grays Har-
Dor is especially favored by having her here for two
weeks
cordial invitation is extended to all that possibly
can arrange to pay Miss Murphy visit during her two
weeks here.
In connection with this, electrical appliances will be
offered at considerable reduction. This should prove
especially attractive all indications point to raise
the price of cooking and heating appliances in the very
future due to the increased cost of raw material
Pierre weekly free press. (Pierre, S.D.) 1889-19??, 1916-11-02

Republicans informed us this week
that A. G. Stewart would win the
contest for commissioner in the 5th
District. He is we'll qualified, we'll
posted on county matters, and will
make a splendid member of the board.
The anti.suffragists held a meeting
at the Grand Tuesday evening. The
meeting was presided over by three
eastern speakers, who handled their
subject creditably from the anti point
of view. At the close of the meeting
the local %suffragists held a
a street meeting, making replies to
charges made by their opponents.
Mrs. Elsie V. Benedict being the
speaker. In all, much excitement
was created on both sides of the is
sue. The women of South Dakota
are making a hard fight for the bal
lot and it now looks as though the
coming election would turn out in
their favor.
Pierre weekly free press. (Pierre, S.D.) 1889-19??, 1916-11-02

The republicans claim that Will
sons election was due to the split in
Chicago in 1912. AS a matter of fact,
that split was a l%ifesaver for the re-
publicans, for the administration at
that time realized that it had bitten
off a larger chew than it could masti-
cate. First Of all, there were the
Philippine islands, the Panama canal,
the expenditure of millions upon
millions for an inadequate navy, and
then the European war doomed up in
the distance and the hopelessly in
competent republicans realized they
didn't possess enough gray matter to
cope with the situation SO they very
ungracefully sidestepped and sad
died all the trials and tribulations
onto the democrats, and because the
latter have handled the various stu
ations in an expedient and credltable
manner, the republicans are insanely
jealous and go before the people yell
ling pork" when practically all the
money is being spent in an effort to
square up the Indebtedness the repub-
licans had contracted. Space will not
permit US ts go into details. How
ever, there is the postofice depart
ment, for instance. For the first time
in many moons that department is
not only self-supporting, but has
Melted a profit, while under the mis-
rule of republicanism the department
always turned up with a deficit OF
from five to twenty million dollars
annually.
Pierre weekly free press. (Pierre, S.D.) 1889-19??, 1916-11-02
PATRIOTISM AND PROSPERITY

Business men for their best inter-
ests and all patriotic Americans for
the good Iepute, safety and material
prosperity of their country, should
support Woodrow Wilson for re cleo.
ton, says Robert S. Lovett, execu-
tive head of the Union Pacific rail.
way system in an interview upon the
issues of the campaign Just made
public through the New York Times.
Mr.. Lovett's utterance takes rank
with many others issued by the lead
ers OF American art, science, educa-
ton, commerce and industry-Thos.
A. Edison, David Lubin, Henry Ford.
Charles w. Eliot. Roger ". Babson,
Augustus Thomas, Ida M. Tarbell,
Luther Burbank, Ray Stannard Bak-
er, Amos Pinchot, Henry Bruere,
Richard Olney, Prof. Irving Fisher,
Irwin S. Cobb, Jacob II. Schiff, Balm
bridge Colby-that have been contrlr
buted for the guidance Of voters in
this campaign. 1t is of special signi-
ficance because MI. Lovett takes his
position notwithstanding his opposi-
ton to the Adamson eight-hour law
and to the presidents Mexican policy,
and because this head of a great rail-
way system acknowledges the presi-
dents services in stabilizing and aid
ing the general business Of the u
try by practical reconstructive legis-
lation.
Pierre weekly free press. (Pierre, S.D.) 1889-19??, 1916-11-02
Notice of Hearing Petition for Let.
tiers Of Administration

State of South Dakota SIS In County Court
County of Hughes October Term, 1915
In the Matter Of the Estate of Xaver Ihli.
Deceased.
The State of South Dakota Sends Greeting to
John Ihli, Wendell lhli. Joseph Ihli, Magdaiena
Ebert and Louise Benton, heirs at law and next
Of kin of xaver Ihli. deceased. and to all to whom
these presents may come.
Notice is Hereby Given, That Joseph Ihli has
filed in this court, a petition praying for Letters
of Administration of the estate of Xaver Ihli.
deceased, and that Saturday. the 18th day Of
November. 1916. at 10 o'clock a. m, Of said day,
being a day of a regular term of this court. to-wit:
of the November Term, 1916. at the office of the
County Judge in the City of Pierre. in the County
OF Hughes, State of South Dakota. has been set
for hearing said petition. when and where any
person interested may appear and show cause
why the said petition should not be granted.
Dated at Pierre, South Dakota, this 25th day of
October. A. D.. 1916
SeaD JOHN H. McCoRD.
Judge of the County Court.
Ci0kd County Court
Pierre weekly free press. (Pierre, S.D.) 1889-19??, 1916-11-02

Europeans may not be as friendly
toward the United States as formerly,
but they are taking far more trouble
than they used to to keep posted on
the complications of American poll
tics.
Pierre weekly free press. (Pierre, S.D.) 1889-19??, 1916-11-02

The regular examination for Primary,
Second and Third grade certificates
will be held at the Court House in
Pierre, October 20 and 9th.
MARGARET M. LINDEN.
Pierre weekly free press. (Pierre, S.D.) 1889-19??, 1916-11-02

Do you want to borrow money on
your land? If so, write or call on
]. L. LOCKHART, Pierre, S. D.
Pierre weekly free press. (Pierre, S.D.) 1889-19??, 1916-11-02

The worst that many republicans can
say about Orville v. Rinehart is that he
is heading the democratic state ticket.
Principal before party, Mr.. Voter.
The democrats held a rousing meet
ing in Byron township Tuesday eve
ming, l.. e. Cummings was the speak,
er and the manner in which he told of
democratic achievements during the
Wilson administration, was not a bit
slow or tiresome.
There are not two men for every job in
the country today. There are no empty
dinner pals. Were the reverse true the
democratic party would be blamed. In
reason, then, should not the democratic
party be credited for some of the pros
perity that is everywhere in evidence?
In their frantic efforts to belittle
the Wilson administration disgrunt-
led republicans are trying to make
the farmers believe they are not pros
porous. The farmer will give his
answer in a decisive manner on the
coming Tuesday, and that answer
will hold the reactionary high pro-
tectionists for a while.
When every other argument fails
the republicans tell you what Lincoln
would do were he the chief executive
today. It's a fine argument. If he
had been confronted with the same
complex and perplexing situations
which now confront our president,
Lincoln would have done exactly the
same thing. The only difference is
Lincoln lived fifty years ago and con-
ditions have changed.
One year from today, if Hughes is
elected president of the United States it
is just possible you may read, Secretary
of State Roosevelt addressed an ultima
tum to Germany and at the same time
issued al order to the collectors of all
ports to be ready to seize all German
merchantmen in event of Germany's an
swer not being satisfactory" How
would that sound to Americans of Ger
man extraction, persons who are now
c%ontending that President Wilson has not
been quite fair with the German govern
ment?
An eastern railroad which includes
many steep grades along it's lines has
adopted a new scheme to overcome
the danger from the momentum a
heavily loaded train sometimes gains
in running down grade. A spur track
was built at the foot Of such a grade
and an automatic switch sends any
train that is going too fast up this
branch. If the approaching train
comes along at a safe speed nothing
will interfere with it's progress. If
it Is going too fast. when it passes a
block, a certain distance above the
switch, it is automatically sent up
the spur track where it remains until
pulled off.
There is an apathy of despair in the
republican ranks. Nothing they can
do or say seems to arouse the interest
of intelligent electors, and now, in
desperation. the party is flooding the
country with literature attacking the
federal farm loan act-one of the
greatest pieces of constructive legis-
lation ever enacted-a bill which pro.
vides for long term loans at a mini.
mum rate Of interest. The farmer of
today is q reader and a thinker, and
when he reads of q law that will re.
dound to his benefit he is not slow to
cast his ballot against those who are
trying to bambo0zls him.
Pierre weekly free press. (Pierre, S.D.) 1889-19??, 1916-11-02
NAMES OF TRIAL JURORS

The following is a list of the jurors
drawn for the November. 1916, term
of the Circuit Court in and for Hughes
county South Dakota.
Pierre weekly free press. (Pierre, S.D.) 1889-19??, 1916-11-02

MONEY TO LOAN ON LAND.
have money to loan on land at
reasonable rates. Call at my office
or address,
G. M.~Livingston, Pierre. S. Oak.