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Baraboo weekly news. [volume] (Baraboo, Wis.) 1912-197?, 1916-09-21
WORK WEARS ON TIE KIDNEYS
Doan's Kidney Pills Have Done Great
Service for People Who
Work in Baraboo

Many Baraboo people work every
day in some strained unnatural po-
constantly over a
desk-riding on jolting wagons or
cars-doing laborious housework;
lifting, reaching or pulling, or trying
the back in hundred and one other
ways. All these strains tend to wear,
weaken and injure the kidneys untR
they fall behind in their work Of al
tering the poisons from the blood.
Doan's Kidney Pills are for weak kid
messy and bad backs. Their effective
work in Baraboo is convincing proof
OF merit.
Thomas Whistance, shoemaker, 12e
Fifth avenue, Baraboo, says: 81 could
hardly get up or down on account OF
severe pains in my back, hips ana
sides. The trouble was brought on
by overwork and standing so much.
l used Doan's Kidney Pills and soon
got relief"
Price soc, at all dealers. Don't
simply ask for a kidney remedy-gek
Doan's Kidney Pills-the same that
Mr.. Whistance had. Foster-Milbura
Co, Props, Buffalo, N Y.
Baraboo weekly news. [volume] (Baraboo, Wis.) 1912-197?, 1916-09-21
T6iS and That
WHAT HAS BECOME OF THEM?

WHAT HAS BECOME OF THEM
' The old-fashioned man who used to
go home to lunch.
Those neckties with hand-painted
flowers on them.
The party who used to take pep
PERMITS to church.
The statesman who used to chew
Pride of the Gravel Train"
The old-fashioned person who
thought dancing was SIM.
Those hand-carved meerschaum ci-
ga holders.
The presidential candidate who
thought it undignifed to make stump
speeches.
The torchlight professions and the
oilcloth uniforms.
Baraboo weekly news. [volume] (Baraboo, Wis.) 1912-197?, 1916-09-21
FAIRFIELD

Rolla Webster had silo filters We'd
nesday and Thursday, Mr.. Page Fri.
day and Saturday. Corn is fair.
A. J. Newell was very sick with
pneumonia but is improving. His son
Ivan is at home helping his&father.
Schools have begun in nearly. every
district. Among them are: Peck's
Corners school with Miss Myrtle
Higgins, teacher; Green's Corner,
with Miss Hause, teacher.
Baraboo weekly news. [volume] (Baraboo, Wis.) 1912-197?, 1916-09-21
IRELAND MUST BE HEAVEN

I'm sure you all have heard of dear
old Erin's Isle,
A spot when spoken of, causes many
a smile.
Where the fairies dance in twilight,
on the hills fresh and green.
And lad whispers Sweetheart" in
the ear of some colleen.
Ireland must be Heaven, it looks to
me that way
For all the girls are angels, you meet
from day to day,
With their roguish eyes of blue, and
winning Irish smile.
Shure, you can find them no other
place, but in Heaven and Erin's
Isle. p. A. Conway.
Milwaukee, Wis.
Baraboo weekly news. [volume] (Baraboo, Wis.) 1912-197?, 1916-09-21
Off for tie
State NormdlS

The following young people have
gone to the following state normals
to take courses to become teachers:
Whitewater normal-Miss Bessie
Mcintyre, Miss Elva M. Wheeler, Miss
Lenice Oates, Miss Caryl Oates and
Miss Ellen Howard.
Platteville norma1-Miss Dorothy
Baer, Miss Bernice Wichern, Miss La
Ventia Promo, Miss Curl McGirr and
Ada Promo.
La Crosse norma1-Miss Rose
Ketchum, Miss Geraldine Buckley and
Miss Florence Bates.
Baraboo weekly news. [volume] (Baraboo, Wis.) 1912-197?, 1916-09-21

Africa, said J. H. Balmer, for thirty
two years a resident of that country,
before the international lyceum con-
vention at Chicago.
when a baby is born to Zulu par
ents and it appears to be below the
Zulu standard, it is given a gentle
wallop over the head" he explained.
after that there is funeral"
Baraboo weekly news. [volume] (Baraboo, Wis.) 1912-197?, 1916-09-21

of the late J. w. Earle OF Chicago.
The details of the process are Sc.
cret, but it has been announced that
from $4,000 to 100000 will be handled
at a time and the fattening process
will require two months time.
Not only will Indiana stock be fat
tened, but adjoining states are ex-
pected to benefit by the process.
Baraboo weekly news. [volume] (Baraboo, Wis.) 1912-197?, 1916-09-21
In Neuro Minstrel DAYS

Farmer: Think of it! The num-
Der of people nowadays who are done
by the middleman! .... ......
Grocer: But just think bach about
thirty years?
Farmer: AS to what?
Grocer: How they used to be done
by the End Man!-Farm Life.
Baraboo weekly news. [volume] (Baraboo, Wis.) 1912-197?, 1916-09-21

Mrs. F. E. Hartmeister, Tea, Ms.,
writes: II was affected with kidney
trouble for two years. / got so bad
this summer I could hardly do my
cooking. / got Foley Kidney PiIh
and feel like new person" Toe
many women neglect symptoms of q
kidney arrangement, weak back,
swollen ankles and joints, aches,
pains and rheumatism. c. w. WhAA-
man.
Baraboo weekly news. [volume] (Baraboo, Wis.) 1912-197?, 1916-09-21
A Matter Of Taste

Strange" remarked the grocer.
weighing out the arsenate of lead,
nothing but the potato bug will eat
a potato vine" - .-~~
THAT bein' the case, however,
nothin' else needs to-" amended Tn.
Gle Lenuel, signing. Farm Life.
Baraboo weekly news. [volume] (Baraboo, Wis.) 1912-197?, 1916-09-21
ADVICE TO YOUNG LADIES

ADVICE TO YOUNG LADIES
Before you give your answer,
Before you have been won,
Look him up in Bradstreet,
Look him up in Dun.
Marry one for love Sure!
All young ladies do.
But while you are doing it,
Get the Doodle, too.
Exchange.
Baraboo weekly news. [volume] (Baraboo, Wis.) 1912-197?, 1916-09-21
Worms Sap Your chIId's Strength

Ii your child pale and fretful? Does
Jae cry out in sleep or grind his teeth3
These symptoms may mean worms
and you should obtain relief at once.
Kickapoo Worm Killer is pleasant
Temedy that kills the worm, and by
its mildly laxative quality expels it
from the system. Worms sap the vi
salty and make your child more sus-
eeptible to other ailments. Your
Druggist sells Kickapoo Worm Kill
sr, Csc box.
Baraboo weekly news. [volume] (Baraboo, Wis.) 1912-197?, 1916-09-21
Scrambled

NO. she said to the grocer. I'VE
got some eggs the other day by par
eel post"
"How many?" ventured the grocer
'Well, / don't know how many,
but l would say about gallon and
a half of 'em."-Farm Life
Baraboo weekly news. [volume] (Baraboo, Wis.) 1912-197?, 1916-09-21
Smiths Run
OLD EAIThEuL

Sounding faster still and lighter
Listen to the old typewriter!
Clicking on with stout endeavor
Like the brook that runs forever.
Mystic blend Of mind and matter,
Never pausing in it's chatter.
All Indifferent to the rumors
Reused by pessimistic humors.
How serenely, day by day, s
It goes gathering on its way.
Now a friend and next a fighter,
Listen to the old typewriter!
Everything is to it's liking;
Never says a word of striking.
Not a blowout, not a puncture,
Stays it's course at any juncture.
Frames an accusation breezy,
Then disproves it just as easy.
All existence moves along
To the old typewriter's song.
Washington Evening Star.
A Good Motto
Let's Murray
For today!
Maybe sorrow
Comes tomorrow.
Farm Life.
Baraboo weekly news. [volume] (Baraboo, Wis.) 1912-197?, 1916-09-21
Mule Advice

why" asked Missouri news
paper docs our state stand at the
head in the raising of mules?"
Because - said an Iowa paper,
that is the only safe place to stand !"
Baraboo weekly news. [volume] (Baraboo, Wis.) 1912-197?, 1916-09-21
FURS
FJJRS
FURS

The F III season is here and we
are here with the best line of FURS.
We have made up fine stock and
still making and can and will sell
furs cheaper than any one who buys
ready made fur goods. We ask you
to investigate. THE FUR STORE.
We do remodeling and repairing
of FURS.
Baraboo weekly news. [volume] (Baraboo, Wis.) 1912-197?, 1916-09-21

my husband wanted to go to the
fight, but he did mott wouldn't let
him." said Denver woman during
the recent excitement when I f.
nally put my foot down he went on a
fishing trip, am glad l was so stern
with him. because he surely would
have been injured in that grand
stand"
When the names of the injured in
the collapse Of a grandstand at the
Welsh-White fight at Colorado Springs
came in, hubby was well up in the
list.
Baraboo weekly news. [volume] (Baraboo, Wis.) 1912-197?, 1916-09-21

A club is the solution OF the Gu
geuics problem among the Zulus of
Baraboo weekly news. [volume] (Baraboo, Wis.) 1912-197?, 1916-09-21

We specialize on gloves. Auto
gloves, good, at SOC pair, bette
at 81 90 and still better at higher
prices.
All work gloves and mitts regu-
lar dollar goods at 9Oc any and all
the time. THE FUR STORE.
Fine stock dress gloves.
Slendid stock of hats, shirts, col
lars, (arrow) ties, raincoats, :
brellas, overalls, canvas gloves and
m1tts Wear -Well shoes.
THE FUR STORE.
Suits to measure. The Fur Stor e
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1916-03-24
To Calculate Congresses.

To determine the years covered by q
given congress double the number Of
the congress and add the product to
1889. The result will be the year in
which the congress closed. Take, for
example. the Thirty-fifth congress.
Doubling 1t gives us seventy; add 1888
and we have 1859, the year in which.
on March 4, the Thirty fifth congress
closed. To find the number Of con-
gress sitting in any year subtract 1889
from the year. If the result is an even
number half that number will give the
congress of which the year in question
saw the close. If the result is an odd
number add one, and half the result
will give the congress In which the
year In question was the first year.
Take, again, the congress sitting in
1858. Subtract 1889 from 1853 and the
result is sixty-nine. Add one, making
seventy, and divide by two, showing
that the Thirty-first congress was hold
ing its first regular session in that
year. The year 1889 is the basic num-
Der, because that was the year in
which the First congress under the
constitution convened - Philadelphia
Press.
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1916-03-24
Nations That Left No sign.

There are two great nations of an
tiquity whose Inscriptions cannot yet
be read--the Etruscans and the Hit
tites. The Etruscans occupied part Of
italy corresponding roughly to what is
now known as Tuscany. The Hittites
at one time occupied a part of Pales-
tine and united with the Canaanites to
resist the invasion by the Israelites
under Joshua The Etruscan and Hit
tite inscriptions have thus far resisted
the attempts of scholars to decipher
them, though no one knows when some
one may stumble on bilingual in
scription which will serve as a key,
just as the Rosetta stone, discovered in
Egypt in 1899. served as key to the
Egyptian hieroglyphics. In the new
world the so called Maya Inscriptions.
found on the ruins in Yucatan, are also
puzzle to scientists. Christian Her
aid.
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1916-03-24
A GREAT DESTROYER.
One That Is Actively at Work Every
Minute Of the Day.

Minute Of the Day.
am more powerful than The COM
bined armies of the world. have de-
stroyed more men than all the wars Of
the world am more deadly than bull
let's, and | have wrecked more homes
than the mightiest Of siege guns. l
steal in the United States alone more
than $500, 100000 each year. spare no
one, and find my victims among rich
and poor alike.
The young and old. the strong and
weak, widows and orphans, know me.
loom up to such proportions that !
cast my shadows over every field OF
labor from the turning of the grind
stone to the moving Of every railroad
train. massacre thousands on thou
sands Of wage earners in year.
Turk in unseen places and do most of
my work silently. You are warned
against me. hut you heel not. ! am re-
lentlesS.
/ am everywhere, in the home, on the
streets. in the factory. at railroad cross
ings. on the seas. bring sickness,
degradation and death. and yet few
seek to avoid me. destroy, crush or
MAIN. give nothing. but take all.
am your worst enemy. | am Careless
ness Holyoke Transcript
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1916-03-24
soYREANs IN MARYLAND.

OF late great deal of interest
in soybeans has been manifested
throughout Maryland. Soybeans are
we'll adapted to practically all sections
of Maryland, as far as climate is con-
cerned, but thrive best on rich loan
and clay soils. They will not grow as
well as cowpeas on poor, sandy soils,
but. are far better than coypeas on
stiff, clay soils. They will also stand
poor drainage better than cowpeas
win. In other words, in those sections
where cowpeas do not grow well, soy
beans will be far more satisfactory.
They are also better adapted to the
stir clay soils in the sections now pro-
ducing cowpeas well than the cowpeas
are
The two important factors to be
taken Into consideration in the pro.
duction Of soybeans are incubation
and the selection Of the proper varie.
ties.
Practically all soils in Maryland
must be inoculated for soybeans if
they have not previously grown soy
beans successfully.
The best varieties for Maryland are
Wilson, Virginia, Ebony. Cloud, Ar
lington, Medium Yellow, Haberlandt,
Hollybrook, Picking and Taba. The
Mammoth Yellow variety is commonly
found on the market but it is one OF
the poorest varieties for Maryland ex.
cept where It is simply used for q
green manure crop. Nicholas Schmitx
Maryland Agricultural College Exten
sion Service.
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1916-03-24
SWAYED By THE WEATHER.
Some Persons Are Greatly influenced
bv Climatic Conditions.

Some Persons Are Greatly tnHuencS0
by Climatic Conditions.
Weather influences on man may be
roughly divided into two classes viz,
those which are direct and obvious and
those which are the more or less indi-
rect and obscure. The influences be-
longing to the second class have been
during the past decade or SO the sub
iect Of immense research.
Some persons are pronounced me
keoropaths, abnormally subject to
weather neuroses." Friedrich Metz
Eche was one par excellence. Such
persons, as rule, are more specifically
'cyclonopaths." The passage of cy-
clonic depressions accompanied by GER
tain characteristic types of weather is
reflected in their sensation and in the
mode Of operation of their bodily and
mental functions.
The gross change of barometric pres
sure pertaining to cyclone. or low"
is not In itself an important factor Ia
producing these manifestations since 1t
never exceeds that experienced in the
ascent without the effort of climbing1
Of a good sized hill. Indeed. many
lows do not expose US to greater
pressure of changes in the course of
twenty four hours than we experience
in couple of minutes in riding to the
top of an average Office building. Bal
timore American.
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1916-03-24

Shipping Automobiles On F1at Cars,
Ever see automobiles shipped in
coal cars? Never. Neither did we
until this year. In fact we never
expected to.
The railroads all over the land,
realizing the Importance Of handl-
ing automobiles as freight, con-
structed special cars for their trans
portation. At present there are
about 10000 automobile cars in ex-
istence in the U. 8. A.
But 10000 has proved entirely
inadequate. At this time shipments
are badly complicated through the
fact that over 10000 freight cars
are lying along the Atlantic sea-
board and inland as far as Buffalo,
Pittsburg, Chattanooga, Atlanta and
Mobile, because of lack of ships to
take their cargoes to foreign ports.
other little things like snow storms
in the West and floods in the South
have meant more cars unavailable
and given traffic managers of auto
mobile companies a serious problem
to solve.
Because of their inability to
secure enough automobile freight
cars The Willys-O Overland Company
of Toledo has hit upon the ex-
lpedient of shipping part Of its
output tarpaulined in fiat cars and
gondolas in order that its huge daily
output be kept moving as fast as
manufactured.
The sight pictured above of sew
eral Overland or WfIlys-Knight auto
mobiles, in gondolas or in fat cars,
securely dashed to the car flooring,
/ and covered with heavy tarpaulins,
| is daily becoming more common in
the railroad yards, and is good evil
dence of the endeavor of the COM
pany to fill with all possible dispatch
the orders that have been flooding
the factory for these popular cars.
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1916-03-24
Avoid Spring Colds.

Sudden changes, high winds, shift
ing seasons cause colds and grippe,
and these spring colds are annoying
and dangerous and are likely to turn
into a chronic summer cough. In
such cases take a treatment of DR..
Kings New Discovery, pleasant
Laxative Tar Syrup. It soothes the
cough, checks. the cold and helps
break UP an attack of grippe. Its
already prepared, no mixing or fus-
sing. Just. ask your druggist for a
bottle of DR.. Kings New Discovery.
Tested and tried for over 40 years.
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1916-03-24
A Good Family cough Syrup.

Can be made by mixing Pine-Tar,
ASonite. Sugar, Hyoscyamus, Sassa-
fras, Peppermint, Ipecac, Rhubarb,
Mandrake, Capsicum, Muriate Am
monia, Honey and GIycerine. 1t is
pleasant, healing and soothing,
raises the phlegm, and gives almost
instant relief. For convenience of
those who prefer not to fuss. it is
supplied ready made in 25c. bottles,
under name of DIR. Bells Pine-Tar-
Honey. Can be had at your drug
gist. Insist on getting DIR. Bells
Pine ar-Honey and see that the
formula is on the package.
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1916-03-24
Mot An Enicura.

One afternoon sad eyed hobo ram
bled up the garden walk of suburban
home and meekfully tapped on the
back door
Lady" said he in fearful voice to
the woman who answered his knock,
II hain't had thing to eat since last
week. If you would only give me
some bread or"
MARY" suddenly interjected the wo-
man. addressing some invisible person.
bring Towser out here at once"
IAN right, dear lady," said the hobo
In a resigned voice; even dog meat is
better than starvin' to death." -Phila-
delphia Telegraph
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1916-03-24
Keep Your Skin Clear And Healthy.

Keep Your Skin Clear And Healthy.
There is only one way to have a
clear, healthy complexion and that
is to keep the bowels active ami
regular. DR.. Kings New Life Pills
will make your complexion healthy
and clear, move the bowels gently.
stimulate the liver, cleanse the sys-
tenn and purify the blood. A splendid
spring medicine. Csc. at your
Druggist.
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1916-03-24
cnrnnara In Enuiani.

In early times the coroner in Eng
land was a revenue officer of the
crown. and his business was to find
>out the criminals, extort their confess
sions and confiscate their goods to the
crown. From records it appeared that
King Alfred had a prediction for
hanging his coroners because they did
what was unjust.
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1916-03-24
Sign OF Good Digestion.

When you see a cheerful and
happy old lady you may know that
she has good digestion. If your
digestion is impaired or If you do
not relish your meals take dose or
Chamberlain,s Tablets. They
strengthen the stomach, improve the
digestion and cause gentle move
ment OF the bowels. Obtainable
everywhere.
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1916-03-24
The Great Condo.

The great military genius Condo was
"a precocious boy At eight he under
stood Latin, and at eleven he gave our
n treatise OH rhetoric. When fourteen
he had BECOME thoroughly conversan
with the principles of warfare and of
al military tactics.
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1916-03-24
A Rise.

1.-THE automatic force Of inanimate
objects is sometimes wonderful
thing" said the professor.
YES" agreed the impecunious man:
"even the humble cake of yeast can al
ways raise the dough."-New York
Mail.
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1916-03-24
Ups and Downs.

Lady (who was on visit to her ma;
tive town. How is Mrs. Gabbie?
haven't seen her for long time?
Hostess-She is having her usual ups
and downs. Lady visitor-And what
may that be, | pray? Hostess-oh.
running up bills and running down her
eighbors.-Buffalo News.
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1916-03-24
Not What 10 Meant.

Diner lin swell casal-I suppose peo
pie who dine here carry Off quite lot
Of silver Waiter Yes, sir; we can't
get all their loose change. Boston
Transcript
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1916-03-24
LAUGHTER.

Laughter begins either with the
mouth or the eyes Then come the
other muscular groups. and then come
the vocal expressions of laughter, such
as brays, cackles. singers. shippers,
giggles. snorts, grunts, foghorn rum
bles, yells. shrieks. outlaws. trills,
chuckies, snifiies and all sorts of Pc
culiar bird notes and musical sounds.
Exchange.
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1916-03-24

Estimates of the value Of stable
manure on the farm indicate that in
eastern Pennsylvania the manure
produced by one adult horse or COW
nets the farmer on an average
$3.50 per year, while in southern
Michigan the manure of one such
animal nets the farmer $8.22.
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1916-03-24
His Wisdon..

Judge-How long have you owned
car? Motorist Charged with speeding,
lone week, your honor. Judge I'm:
then you can still afford TO pay a fine
Twenty dollars!-Pucs.
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1916-03-24
Chanberlain's
When
Tablets.

Tablets.
When you feel dull and stupid
after eating.
When constipated or bilious.
When you have a sick headache.
When you have sour stomach.
When you belch after eating.
When you have Indigestion.
When nervous or respondent.
When your liver is torpid.
When you have no relish for your
meals.
Obtainable everywhere.
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1916-03-24
pisaareeabIe.

Aunt can tell at glance what
other peopl are thinking of me. Niece
(absentmint edly)-How very disagree
able for you. auntie!
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1916-03-24

The very best way to get ability is
to do thoroughly whatever you do.
Master every detail of work that falls
70 your lot Selected.
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1916-03-24

He who feedeth the hungrs refresh
eth his own soul: thus aaitb wisdom =
Nietzsche.
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1916-03-24

Boy Prince Albert all oyer
fheciUilixeds vorsd! 1;Oppyred
bags, Sc: tidy red tins. Zoe:
pound and hGif-pound Tin
huERidors-and-fhdt classy
crystaJ-gLoss pound husaidoP
with sp0nge-E7aoiseener top
fhGf Keeps the tobacco in
such fine ssGpe-0lsOaysl
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1916-08-12
GRAFTON

GRAFTON. W. v. Aug. l0.-Vice
President \. w. Thompson and Chief En-
gineer r. y. Beegin Of tho Baltimore &
Ohio Railroad company. have been here
this week with Col. John T. McGraw.
considering tho building Of two new
feeders for the 3. g. q. in this section.
1t is planned to build a spur track west
Of Simpson 10 open UP big block OF
coal land and also Il connecting line be-
tween the present Redwood line and the
Ruckhannun branch by 4 cutoff across
Webster county. Many thousands of
acres Of timber and coal land could be
reached by the building of these lines.
The stockholders or the Grafton bank
of Grafton have been notified that they
must pay in the assessment on their
bank recently. The stockholders. how
ever. seem 10 be Of the opinion that all
tn. banks assets have not Yet been re-
allied upon and until such has been done
there will b" littlT money paid into the
banks Golfers by III" Stockholders, &C
rurdinr to .'ui,lmoii talk abOHt town.
The Grafton Merchants association.
which has held u hiE union picnic at the
Grafton bark each fall fur several VARS
las abandoned ia" picnic for the year
bur viii iuin with the labor orGantza-
iiuus in celebrating Labor day. Hnverc.
the merchants have already started their
preparations for Il union opening this
wear in September. which will be the
first time that 4 concerted action has
ever br.u taken To have all the business
houses ii The cry take part in Il big gen.
cral mlculmE day TO attract the entire
community.
About Il hundred boilcrmakers and