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Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1916-03-29

Just as coal, when It burns, leaves
behind a certain amount of incombus-
tible material in the form of ashes, so
the food and drink taken day after day
leaves in the alimentary canal a GER
tain amount of indigestible material.
which if not completely eliminated
each day, becomes food for the mil
lions of bacteria which infest the bow
els. From this mass of leftover waste
material, toxins and ptomaine-like poi
sons, called uric acid, is formed and
then sucked into the blood where it
continues to circulate, collecting grain
by grain in the joints of the body
much like rust collects on the hinge
as shown above.
Men and women who suffer from
lumbago, rheumatism or sore, stiff,
aching joints should begin drinking
phosphated hot water, not as a means
to magic relief from pain, but to pre-
vent more uric acid forming in the
system. Before eating breakfast each
morning, drink a glass of real hot
water with a teaspoonful of limestone
phosphate in it. This will first neu-
tralize and then wash out of the stom-
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1916-03-29
GUARD YOUR FAMILY

PERUNA protects the family
against coughs, colds, catarrh,
bronchitis, catarrh Of the stomach,
liver and kidneys. 1t is just as
sure to relieve a case Of catarrh of
the bowels as it is a case Of catarrh
of the head.
Anyone suffering from catarrh,
severe or mild, acute or chronic, in
any organ or part of the human
body, should at once get a bottle of
PERUNA.
AS soon as the value of PERUNA
is fully appreciated in every house
hold, both as a preventive and
relief from catarrhal affections,
tens of thousands of lives will be
saved and hundreds of thousands
of chronic lingering cases will be
prevented. PERUNA, indeed, is a
household safeguard.
A course of PERUNA never fails
to bring relief in such cases, since
there is no remedy like it, as
thousands of people have testified.
Peruna Tablets are now avaiIabIs
In convenient tin=s Easy 10 take,
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1916-03-29
Faculty Report Adjusted.

Without the appearance of any
controversy whatever. the differ
ences between the state board of
education and the university authori-
ties. arising out of the proposal by the
former TO adopt certain forms for re-
port by members of faculty and heads
of departments of the university were
CLOSED over at the meeting Of the
board of education and an agreement
was arrived at.
Each side of the controversy yielded
points as to the details and what prom
ised TO be a source of considerable an
noyance vanished. This was brought
about by the adoption of a resolution
which provided that instead of being
required to report the number of hours
devoted to the various classes of work.
teaching, preparation, research. extern
sion, etc, the information is to be pro-
vided in the form of percentages. thus
avoiding the section foreman" appear
ance complained of and at the same
time furnishing the board of education
the desired information.
The board referred the plans of the
Platteville normal agricultural and
gymnasium building back to the nor
NAL regents with the request that they
consider enlarging the proposed gym
nasium and manual training rooms.
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1916-03-29
UNIVERSITY CADETS
TO PUT ON BATTLE.
Win Be Attacked by Foe" From
Middleton.
ANNUAL INSPECTION MAY 8
Much Special Work Is Being Under
taken by the Military Department
of the State institution Under
Lieutenant Wrishtson.

Madison--A battle maneuver involy-
ing an attack on university buildings
by a hostile force advancing from
Middleton. is the main feature of the
annual inspection Of the military corps
of the University of Wisconsin which
VIII be made on May by Maj. Mon
roe Mcfarland of the general staff OF
the United States army.
In preparation for this inspection,
much special work is being underta-
ken by the military department, and
Lieut. p G. Wrightson. the command.
ant of the university corps. has pre-
pared an extensive program of events
to be exhibited before the inspecting
officer.
Retirement under fire is the prob
lem to be worked out in the maneuver
this year. and its main features are be-
ing planned by the officers of the
cadet corps Companies stationed at
Madison and at Middleton, six and a
half miles apart. will represent the
hostile troops
The military situation supposed in
the maneuver is that the Middleton
forces have been steadily advancing,
but have been compelled TO halt at
Eagle Heights. point three and a
half miles from the university, to wait
for re-enforcements. The Madison
forces have been sent out as far as
the marsh two miles from the enemy
to resist attack and TO hold their posi-
ton as long as they can while the
trenches on the hill back of University
hall are being constructed. They place
their outposts and go into temporary
camp The Middleton forces having
received their endorsements. continue
to advance but are halted by machine
guns. The commanding officer sends
a fIanking column around the Madison
forces. and causes them to retire
The task of retiring from their orig
inal position under fire and narrowing
from the wide front on the marsh to a
narrow one near the university build
lngs is the problem the Madison
troops must work out. The narrowing
of the attack is the problem for the
Middleton forces to work through
Much interest is being shown this
year by the student corps in the regu-
lar military tactics which they are
practicing now for the inspection in
May. Since the university cadet corps
won place on the accredited list of
such organizations as one of the ten
hest in the United States eDfhuSfa ern
for the work has greatly increased. AS
a result. both freshman and sophie
more companies are doing more ad-
vanced work than the same classes
took up last year. Map problems, con-
sisting in the location of an imaginary
enemy and the solution of the prob
lem of accommodating the hostile camp
are being studied by the sophomore
men this year for the first time.
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1916-03-29
BACKACHE, LUMBAGO

Uric acid causes backache, pains
here and there, rheumatism, govt.
gravel, neuralgia and sciatica. It was
DR.. Pierce who discovered a new
agent, called "Anuric," which will
throw out and completely eradicate
this uric acid from the system. AN
uric" Is 81 times more potent than
lithia, and consequently you need no
longer fear muscular or articular rheu-
matism or govt, or many other dis
eases which are dependent on uric
acid within the body.
II you feel that tired. worn-out
feeling, backache. neuralgia, or if your
sleep is disturbed by too frequent uri-
nation, 60 to your best drug store and
ask for Doctor Pierce's Anuric Tab
let's, full treatment soc, or send 10
cents for a trial package OF "Anuric"
Tablets to DR.. Pierce, Inyalids' Hotel
Buffalo, N. Y.
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1916-03-29

ach. liver, kidneys and bowels the pre-
yious days accumulation of toxins and
poisons; thus, cleansing, sweetening,
and freshening the entire alimentary
canal, each morning, before putting
more food into the stomach.
A quarter pound of limestone phos-
phate costs very little at the drug
store but is sufficient to make any
rheumatic or lumbago sufferer an en-
thusiast on the morning inside bath.
Millions of people keep their joints
free from these rheumatic acids by
practicing this daily internal santa
ton. A glass OF hot water with tea
spoonful of limestone phosphate. drank
before breakfast, is wonderfully invig-
Grating; besides, it is an excellent
health measure because it cleanses the
alimentary organs of all the waste,
gases and sour lamentations, making
one look and feel clean, sweet and
fresh all day.
Those who try this for one week
may find themselves free from sick
headaches, constipation, bilious at
tacks, sallowness, nasty breath and
stomach acidity.
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1916-03-29
New Incorporations,

Home Wiring company, Milwaukee;
capital. $1,000; incorporators. II. E.
Brauns. A. S. Pond and W 4. Sullivan.
The La Crosse Garment Co. of La
Crosse filed an amendment increasing
its capital from $4,000 to 5000.
The Elderon Mercantile company,
Elderon; capital, $4,000; incorpcra-
tors. Elmer ]. Benson, Guy A. Benson
and Samuel A Connell
The Factory Equipment company,
Milwaukee; capital. $4,000: incorpor-
ators. Frank Fifeld, Ernst l.. Brussat
and Charles F. Brussat
Sun Prairie Cheese company, Sun
Prairie; capital. $4,000: incorpora-
tors. Roman Hellman. Evelyn Lynch
and r. II. Proctor
Milwaukee Soda Supply company.
Milwaukee: capital. $4,000. incor-
porators. A. J. Straus. E. NJ. BerIiner
and Marie Bennett.
Thorn Automobile company. Osh-
kosh: capital, SIS, 600: ineorporators.
A. e. Thorn. r. W. Thorn and K. L.
Thorn
Lawrence Lunch company, Madison:
capital s25 600; incorporators Ralph
E. Lawrence. c. Z. Marks and Bessie
Lawrence.
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1916-03-29
Synthetic Eaas.

An Austrian scientist OF Graz is
said to have been making synthetic
eggs He has been able to extract the
albumen contained in the blood of
bullocks. sheep. pigs. and other ami
mails slaughtered for human consumpt-
ton, and to present it in such form
that II has no trace of it's origin, eli
Their in taste or smell As prepared
by his system. ii is a coarse. yellow
powder to which he has given the
name of haematalb, His process has
already been applied in number of
German and Austrian abattoirs, and
haematalb is in use in many hospitals
of the Central empires as a substitute
for eggs 1t dissolves in water, and
can also be used in the preparation of
pastry and other dishes.
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1916-03-29
To Build Up
After Grippe, Colds
Bad Blood

Take a blood cleanser and Alternative
that starts the liver and stomach into
vigorous action, called DR.. Pierce's
Golden Medical Discovery because of
one OF its principal Ingredients-the
Golden Seal plant. II assists the body
to manufacture rich red blood which
feeds the heart-nerves-brain and
organs OF the body. The organs work
smoothly like machinery running in
oil. You feel clean, strong and stren-
uous. Buy Medical Discovery" to-
day and in a few days you will know
that the bad blood is passing out, and
new. rich. pure blood is filling your
veins and arteries.
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1916-03-29
Blames Bad Roads.

More than $4,000, 900 dollars year
for carriage alone would be saved IL
the roads were such as the times de-
mand," said John A. Lakewood of the
Wisconsin highway commission.
Freight charges for transporting
the produce of this country from farm
to market are less than one-seventh
the carriage cost" he said. Freight
charges have been reduced from sever
cents per ton per mile in the last fifty
years to less than one cent per ton
per mile. The carriage charge for car
rying produce from farm to market In
over $500.000,000 The cost in Euro
pean countries is from eight to ten
cents per ton per mile from farm to
market, while in the United States.
according to official statistics. the
average cost for hauling produce is
twenty-three cents per mile. European
countries have system of splendid
hard-surfaced roads; in this country
we are just waking up to the impor.
lance Of building good roads"
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1916-03-29
No Limit to Amount.

No Limit to Amount.
That the corrupt practices law
places no limitation on the amount
which a candidate for delegate to
national party convention may ex-
pend for political purposes, although
such candidate is required by the law
to file statements of campaign expend-
iture. tai one candidate may not
make contribution to the campaign
fund of another candidate, and that if
one candidate writes and forwards let
ters in the interest OF another candi-
date. thereby mourning expense. such
actioD is in violation of the corrupt
practices act, are points made by At
torney General Owen in an opinion to
Secretary of State Donald.
The attorney general point out that
the political purposes" prescribed Ia
the law for which candidates may ex-
pend money are:
For his own personal hotel and
travelling expenses and for postage.
telegraph and telephone expenses.
For payments he may make to the
state pursuant to law.
For contributions to his duly regis
tered campaign committee.
For contributions to his campaign
committee. If candidate has no per-
sonal campaign committee he may
make expenditures for the following
purposes:
For maintenance of headquarters
and for hall rentals incident to hold
ing public meetings.
For necessary stationery, postage
and clerical assistance to be employed
for the candidate at his headquarters
or at the headquarters OF the personal
campaign committee incident to the
writing, addressing and mailing of
campaign literature
For necessary expenses incident to
the furnishings Of and printing CT
badges. banners and other insignia, for
the printing and posting of handful
posters, Autographs and other cam
paign literature and the distribution
thereof through the mails or other
wise.
For campaign advertising in news
papers, periodicals or magazines as
prescribed in the law.
For wages and actual accessory
personal expenses of public speakers. :
Tho attorney general points out that
under the above prescriptions it would
be unlawful for one candidate to make
disbursements in behalf o. another
candidate. even to the extent of writ
ing letters in his behalf if the marting
of such letters and the payment 0f
postage thereon constitute a material
expenditure. This, of course. would
not apply to the mere occasional cor
respondence in keeping with the
forms Of polite society as distinguished
from political purposes.
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1916-03-29
Leads In industry School.

Leads in Industry School.
Wisconsin represents absolutely
the greatest development of in
dustrial education that has been
brought before me up to the present
time remarked Frank Glynn, statis-
tistician of the state board of indus
trial education, at the Civics club
luncheon. IN the yeal ending June
30, 1912. Wisconsin had over 10000
people in her system of industrial ed
ucation; in the year ending June 30.
1913. there were over $4,000, and in
the year ending June 80. 1916. we eX-
pect to have $4,000 or $4,000.
The low percentage of children
dropping out of Madison schools is
something for the city to be proud of
Every child in Wisconsin that goes
TO work must come back to school
one-half day a week. At sixteen our
vocational guidance department takes
those children and places them in the
vocation for which they are most fit
ted, and from sixteen to seventeen
they still come back to school.
The address Of the day was deliv
cred by Mrs. Paul Woolley. head of
the vocational bureau of Cincinnati.
who gave number of interesting
facts in connection with working chill
dren as compared with those who re-
main in school. The basis of Mrs.
Woolley's talk was an eloquent idea
that something be done for the
brilliant children who have to leave
school and go to work because of
economic pressure and also for the
duller minds who are "pegging away
at academic studies that they can't
do while they could benefit from
vocational training in the grades.
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1916-03-29

decrease during recent years in the
mortality from this scourge of civil
cation. In only a decade-from 1904
to 1914-the death-rate from tubercu-
losis in all it's forms fell from 200.7
to 1868 per 100000, the decline being
continuous from year to year. This
is drop of more than rs per cent"
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1916-03-29
Il NAV BE.

Il see Jonquils and daffodils on sale.
How is it that the early flowers are
always Yellow"
Dunno. Guess spring is biliors like
the rest of s."-Louisville Courier
journal.
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1916-03-29
Easy Victim.

You seem to be in a melancholy
mood this morning"
Yes, I've been thinking about the
thousands of poor fellows being killed
in Europe"
Still, that isn't your fault
Il know it, but you see. don't own
any war stocks and there is nothing
to prevent my yielding to acute de.
preston"
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1916-03-29

Anyway, one-half the world knows
that the other half is looking for the
best of II.
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1916-03-29
Market LANGUAGE.

How are the chickens today?"
Il amt heard one of 'em complain.
ing, sir"
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1916-03-29
The Rrason.

why do they CA a baseball the
sphere?"
because Il Is whirled"
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1916-03-29
Probably He Knew

Il have mind to set married"
mo; that shows lack of mind
Exchange.
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1916-03-29

Even the man who is tired of this
world is seldom in hurry to move on
to the next.
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1916-03-29
All Counties Pay.

Every county in the state now has
paid its state tax, the total settlement
amounting to s5,55S, 1861, of which
the state actually receives $2,545,-
2SSo5. the balance being for special
charges and involving only an ac-
counting and exchange of receipts be-
tween the state treasurer and the
county treasurer.
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1916-03-29
How 10 Talk to the Wounded.

How 70 Talk TO the Wounded.
What the boches can't stand. you
know. ma'am. is cold steel"
"Yes. suppose il gets cry cold
this time of the year. London Punch.
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1916-03-29

AfiIwaukee.--The Wisconsin Game
Protective association has filed ar
ticles of Incorporation. Its object
is the preservation and propaga-
ton OF wild life through legislative
enactments.
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1916-03-29
ALL OVER THE STATE.

Madison.-In an opinion TO DR.
c. A. Harper. Attorney General
Owen held that the cafeteria at the
University Of Wisconsin comes under
the state hotel law and is subject to
license and inspection.
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1916-03-29

Oshkosh. The primary election win
find citizens with eleven candi-
dates 10 choose from for council
man when they vote today The Sun
day closing party is making a deter
mined effort to come to the front
through is candidate. f. c. Beardmore.
Sunday afternoon W. G. CalderwoOd
Of Minneapolis. dry attorney. spoke
at ArmOry b.
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1916-03-29

Grand Rapids.-Joseph Cokey. aged
ninety.six. brother-in-Iaw Of Solomon
Juneau. founder OF Milwaukee. fs
dead here
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1916-03-29
Is an efficiency product

Every advantage and machinery offer used
increase the production the quality and lower the COST
Each of the Generals mills advantageous located
the ends of efficient manufacture and quick Distribution
Each is equipped with the uptodate machinery Raw
materials purchased in quantities and far ahead OF
the needs of manufacturing thus guarding against increased
due idle machinery. This also nures favorable buying,
and the pick of the market.
Expert chemists each mill employed select and blend the
aphats, and every roll of CERTAIN-TEED is made under
their wachful care.
CERTAINTEED resists the dyngout process destructive
ordinary roofing because the felt thoroughly saturated with
aspha prepared the formula of the Generals
board of chemists then coated with blend of harder
spha which keeps the inner saturaon soft This makes
roofing pabe and mperous the elements than
the harder, drier kind.
CERTAIN-TEED is made in rolls; also aeurfaced shingles
There IS type of CERTAIN v~~zIlDa1
TEED for every kind of building, ~ a3EEzH
with fat pitched roofs, from the ESa Iszzz1l
largest sky-scraper the smallest &A--(ISE4E
residence building. <AAkE%EEZ7I=
CERTAIN-TEED is guaranteed for kDp Ez4szsSSl
5, 10 IS years, according to ply N&8NSA l
q, 2or 81. Experience proves that
ii lasts longer.
General Roofing Manufacturing Company
Worlds Roofing and RuLdnR Papers
New Yskcfy Boston csveiss&
DsHci s.a Fssneseo ciaerssd New oEin
Aizsfa Lssaoa ssaa"
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1916-09-21
ALL FRIvOLITY
CUT AT COLLEGE

PALo ALTO. Cal. Sept al
Wealth Is a handicap To the col
lege student and the poor boy has
tho advantage, according TO Or
Ray Lyman Wilbur. president OF
Leland stanford university. In "A
statement today,
As a CONSEQUENCE Of this belief
nr. Wilbur decrecd that. beginning
this year. autos may not be owned
by students that too frequent
dances. the purchase OF expensive
flowers fer goods and similar lux
uries viii be banned.
Or Wilbur IL so convinced he II
right about this that he has sent
a circular letter 10 students par
ents. saying students with too
much money are not desired at the
school. II they are inclined TO
spend their time In the pursuit OF
pleasure.
The letter urges parents 90 re-.
fraln from too liberal allowances
and warns them that as the mum
Der OF entrants this year Ia lin.
tied. those students who fail 10
ahow they are doing honest work
will not be permitted TO remain,
Records show that tho poor boys
have. on the whole. made better
records. both as students and after.
wards.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1916-09-21
FILIPINO SHOT
PAIR AT HOTEL

When Proprietor Shieeta OF tho
Kanagawa hotel. b06h Maynard
ave. tried TO collect room rent
from HIS Filipino tenant. A. Mch.
dy. "Wednesday night. HIS guest
whipped out n revolver. made n
squirt for the door and started
shooting as he ran
ShigetH blew whistle, and
yelled W. y. Wood. a sailor from
the U. 4. s. South Dakota. aud
Patrolman ". @ Morrison Joined
In the chase. One bullet from the
fllipino'a gun hit the sailor IN the
thigh. splintcring tho bone. An
other bullet graked the leg OF A. l..
Smith. who came out ~ the Farm.
cts barn. Sixth ave. and Dear
born st. TO SEQ what the excite
ment was
Mehdy escaped from Officer
Morrison by ieaping over 22'foot
embankment Rt Ninth ave. y. and
Lane IT. apd then running thru
the brush. The Injured men were
taken 10 tho city honpltal.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1916-09-21
Make Skin Smooth

There ia one safe. dependable
treatment that relieves itching tor
ture instantly and that cieanses and
soothcE the skin.
Ask any druggist for a sc bottle
OF zemo and apply IL as directed
soon you will find that pimpieE
black heads. eczema. rinEworm and
similar akin troubles will disappear.
a little zemo. the penetrating. sat
isfyinE liquid. Is all that Is needed.
for IL banlshes ali skin erup,ionr
and makes the skin soft. smooth
and healthy.
Zerno. Cleveland.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1916-09-21
THEATRES SUE OVER
NAME OF 'ORPHEUM'

Declaring their business Is being
damaged by the use Of the name
"Orpheum Vaudeville Theatre" at
the old Alhambra playhouse. the
New York Life Insurance Co. Sui.
Ivan g. Considlne and Thomas
wilkes. OF the Wilkes Players Co.
brought suit In superior court
Thursday against the Orpheum
Theatre A. Realty Co, and Carl
Reiter. it's manager. to enjoin them
from further use of the name and
for a Judgment OF 5000.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1916-09-21
Cured His RUPTURE

Was badly ruptured while lifting =
trunk several years ago. Doctors said my
only hope % cure was an operation.
Trusses did ma no good. Finally ! got
hold 81 something that quickly and com
pi.tciy cured me. Year. have passed.
and the rupture has never returned.
although 7 am doing hard work as car
penter There was no operation. no lost
time. no trouble. I have nothing 20 sell.
bat will give full Information about how
you may find n complete cure without
operation. ~ you write to me. Eugene NJ.
Puilen. Carpenter. ssl-C Marc-ilus ave.
NanaRQuan ~ J. Better cut out this
notice and show ~ TO any others who are
ruptured--vpu may save life or at least
stop the misery Of rupture and the worry
and danger OF an operation.