The sun., 1916-10-29
Impressions of the Big Once-in-Four
Years Show, Saving the Nation"
as Played on Broadway

with 10 recognize.
R~eeerann-A Southern river used by
Mexican patriots to shoot across nj
O'Murkins and known LEGALLY as the
Rio Grande.
Roon-The social and Industrial cond!-
ton to which the country is doomed in
case n given orators whole ticket is
not elected >on November I; also ruin
(rare).
Thai Eex-The nations fighting the Cen
trail Powers known abroad always
and here on occasions as The Allies.
Thissha liz lin Brooklyn. THissher III
The issue IL.
Tawi Rayte-To treat with forbearance;
to tolerate.
Cnkun Seevhul-That which cannot be
conceived. is inconc.ivable usually APP
piled to the boneheaded craftsmanship
OF the opposition.
Cnner>tan f-An explanatory interro-
cation inserted at the end of each
phrase by orators DESTROYS OF learning
whether or not the audience unner-
STAINS what the deuce the speaker is
talking about.
Up pawsttuli apeace-One who believes
and teaches the doctrine Ian apostle)
that n severe kick in the Stats should
be haughtily ignored-see Bryan.
Dan'ls. Henery Ford. Wooder O'Wilzn
ct al. also turn 10 page headed Peace,
Pride. Prunes and Prisms."
Cppnunt-A low fellow, n poltroon Ian
opponent) or any other low lived dirty
crook who opposes the political aspira-
lions OF the great statesman and pa
triot in whose interests the orator is
Grating.
CnfOrchunt-That which Is not fortunate:
e. g.: "Tuh put 4, milely. feilah Cit
zens. the administrator policy NV our
uppnunts has bin un unforchunt blow
tub the O'Murkin Govmunt."
whitman tsometlmes Charrzess With
mun)-The family moniker OF the
Governor (Guvnur) OF the State Of
N'yaw Irk (Noo Iaw!rk). the Hon.
Charles s. Whitman.
Wooder O'wilzn-The prolonged. auin-
quasyllabic. oratorical pronunciation
OF the name of the Democratic candi-
date for the Presidency.
Wlrkmunz kompsayshu Lah Tin Brook
lyn Lahr)-The statute known as the
workmen's compensation law.
Wummz Sufferid!e-The granting OF the
suffrage OF woman.
L. Ertuh lin Brooklyn Y. Erter)-The
late Victoriano Huerta.
YoOze (sometimes Charrz Ovens Yooze)
The moniker of the odds on candi-
date for the Presidency.
Zebra (sometimes Thonnerbul Samyul
Zebree)--The complete label Of the
Democratic candidate for Governor
(Guvnur) OF the State OF Moo Yawirk.
the Hon. Sam Seabury.
Is everybody set now? Very we'll
then-let 'er go.
These are the days. now at apogce.
fellah citizens, when this pearl of
| cities on the grand and glorious conti-
nent Of North O'Murka- Whoa!
Concentrate. - more concentration
upon the job on hand. Pause n mo-
ment until the roar OF campaign ora
tory that had to be absorbed before
1t was possible to get this piece ready
| for the paper dies down In ones ears
a bit. Hush. Now then. to
start afresh:
These are the Tremendous days.
now at apogee. when the political
speilbinder at least accomplishcs one
thing. lie keeps the noon lounger
OF Broadway out in the hot air. And
II curbstone oratory had done nothing
else. during this campaign Manhattan
should ever remember with gratitude
that. thanks "a the day and night
crowds which gather to hear the fliv-
vertail statesmen. there has come into
being again the first long haired
Indian sagwah curb merchant doubt
less the last survivor OF the great
Kickapoo n~ation) who has stood under
n Broadway fiare light since William
Jennings Bryan had all his hair.
The Indian medicine man is. or was
the other night. selling his wonderful
remedy from the tonneau OF n nivver
parked IN Iplumbus Circle instead Of
as In the days Of old. the quarterback
Of an open seagoing hack. But the
remedy Is the same-compounded
men, from roots, barks. snake oils and
herbs. men. known, my frens. only to
the wise old squaws OF the Kickapoo
Injun tribe. In Justice to the remedy
II should he said that II anything II
improved during Its recent years OF
lumber. For In past days ny
claims were made for 1t except that
It was good for man and beast. as an
older generation will tell y%ou-ask
dad, he knows; but In its resurrected
form 1t IL beneficial moi only to mar
and his OK and ass. but also Is a POSI-