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Public Service Corporations

Sales. Name. High. Low. Close. chg
1000 Am T g. T126 1884 1926 r "a
100 Bkln Tn G132 1872 1872 - "
1900 Col G & Z AVA 435s 47l4 +2A
500 c GEL&R.127 1926 1926 "a
GOO Con Gas. ..134 1924 1874 r "a
100 D Tn Ry.122 1872 1872 -
1900 Int Cons. I'VE 17Is 172s+ "a
800 do pr. 70 72 70 ~
800 Lac Gas...f11 1909 III -
100 Mackay pr e5 647s IS r q
500 Mon Pow.1O4Is to37s 1o4ls+ 70
500 Nor Am. e.. 72Is 7oA 72 I've
1000 Ohio Gas.112 1903 40 - q
100 Pac TIT SIS IS IS - "
400 PEG C &C.1O6 1854 to5I4-14
1000 Phila Co.. "a 4134 "a 3
500 Third Av 5oI2 sos 5oIa+ "a
400 Tn Ry In. 1874 11Is 1194+ e
200 do pr. 24Ia "a 24Ia- 70
$500 Utah S c. 24I2 % "a II
1900 West U T.1o3 1oo3s 1925 + 27s
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State and Municipal Bonds

(Sales.)
N Y City 4las 1865 n City Is 1859
1000. 1922 3OOO.....1o 134
City 4As 1866
10000. ..104Ts
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Sales. Open. High. Low. Last
s5 sS :sS35 q SSt j., g.
1000 'Un West Oil. q u II ii
, 5: $$ :;:s$$ IS H. e. IL il y Il
1000 .Wyoming Pet. "a "a 2 "a
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Sales. Open. High. Low. Last
10000 'French NJ IS 9634 e6ts 1914 so1s
$4,000 'Midv Stl IS 96Na e6Is 96I2 96ss
10000 RS Gov 61ss 99N2 1894 s9Ha ss34
10000 'do NV rs e4X2 9434 e4Ha e4A
100000 Sinclair O6s.t14 ~ ia 116H2
10000 'UKGtB&I5-y e7Ts ss1. o77s SO
100000 'do 3-yr... esIs s81s SO eSIs
ENLISTED. tSells cents per share.
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A year ago.
(Per TONI

ItskcfNay. year ago.
(Per toni (Per toni
Timothy. No. I.
large bales. 80. $4,000 s24.oo q q. 90
No clover mxd 16.009i7.oo $4,000 =
Rye straw. No. l 1900 a 400 1900 400
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Bonds

Sales. open. hlgh' Low L aa9-
100000 'AT&Tnew IS 90 99H 80 ss4
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Railway and Other Corporations
1000 omitted.)
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Railroads
Standard Oil Subsidiaries
Other Oil Stocks

Sales Open. hish. Low Lss s
1900 Barnett O & G 50 rs IS
1900 Con Mex o fApl "a Ia ~ l.7
1900 'Cont Refining i09s 1O'4 lO9s lo'a
zoo 'Cas a Co (ORl IS 1eas 10 re
1000 'Cosden o & G i4ss 1873 u 1sH2
1900 edo pr .... p
os500 Federal OIL. 63s oI7 co
1000 'Gen Ref & P. = "a "a
1000 'Housion OIL. 22l7 22H2 e e
1000 'Merrit Oil Cor 1874 1874 - 13I2
500 Metropol Petrol 5k4 pa pa
1000 'tMidwest Oil. IS ~ % 20
$500 'tMonon OIL Co ~ "a y rs
ai500 'tOklahoma oil Y - Y -
o000 edo pr ..... lLs
1000 Okla Prod io'a ll'B lo'4 ia
$500 tOmar q & g. IS g % 81
;sSo Rom .Sa@.i Gf psi.P ss So" "a "a
1000 .skpuipa o&R. sIa 1914 ga iols
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Oats-Oats moved down and up, mainly
in sympathy with wheat and corn. There
was a fairly active domestic demand in West
ern cash markets and there was also much
less pressure TO sell. As consequence De-
cember closed sc net higher, while May was
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CONSOLIDATED EXCHANGE

ENLISTED. tsells cents per share.
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ocean freight room, the high rates
asked. and also the high insurance
rates.
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Rye-Prices were lower.
Yes'day's Previous Year
close close. ago
Cash, N. Y, bush. si.52 sl.53 sl.o3
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Farm Produce


Beans. marrow. 1915.
choice, 100 lbs. 81
The Washington herald., 1916-10-08

ton. Boston. Philadelphia, and Baltimore
here
The Duchess de chaulnes and son.
Emanuel. are occupying a cottage in
Baltimore row for the autumn months.
Mrs. James Mcdonald. Of Washington.
has Joined her, and on Sunday afternoon
Mrs. Charles B. Howry, Of washangton.
gave a tea for Mrs Mcdonald at the
Casino, to which she invited the Duchess
Of Manchester, the Duchess de caulnes.
Mr.. and Mrs, William Alexander Julian.
of Cincinnati; Mrs. Dewitt Talmadse,
Mrs. Edwin Parsons, Mr.. and Mrs. O. b.
Wall. Mr.. and Mrs. J. G. slocum, DR..
and Mrs. scudder ]. Wooleys Misses
Elizabeth Hayes. Anne Henry, Josephine
Mcclure, Mrs. w. James Walker. Mrs. J.
L. Hail. Mrs. DeSoto FHzGerald, Ne.
George w. Stevens.
Mrs. Hartman X. Evans was hostess
Sunday evening at dinner in the Tudor
room of the Greenbrier, when her guests
included Mrs. Franklin d. Pelton. Mr..
and Mrs. Mortimer Schiff, Mr.. and Mrs.
Lawrence FERN, Mrs. David Stephenson,
Mr.. and Mrs. Granville Gray. Mr.. and
Mrs. Garrett B. Wall. Messrs. George W.
Stevens. Henry Phelps Case and William
II. Sands.
Among those who are here taking "the
cure" are Mr.. and Mrs. Louis W. Clarke,
Mrs. Dewitt FTalmadge, Mrs. Dezaldo
Mrs. Ferdinand wilmerding, Mr.. and
Mrs. Aubert Fay. Mrs. Albert Goodrich.
Capt. John g. Groc-po. u. s. A; Mr.. and
Mrs. Mortimer schiff, and Henry Nc
Wicker
Mr.. and Mrs. Edward Wilson, Of Plain
field. N. J., entertained last evening at
Elmhurst at an old-fashioned supper Of
chicken and waffles, in compliment TO
Judge and Mrs. w. P. Gardner, and Mr..
and Mrs. J. NJ. Schermerhorn. After
supper Miss Edith Ivans, of New York.
sang several songs most charmingly. The
guests included. besides the honor guests,
Mrs. Henry r. Buist, Mrs. w. James
Walker. Mr.. and Mrs. George T. smith,
Mr.. and Mrs. Granville Gray Mrs. W. L.
Watson, Mr.. and Mrs. wIeatley, Mrs.
Thornton Lewis, Misses Edith Ivans,
Elizabeth Hayes, Anne Henry, Josephine
Mcclure, Messrs. Edwin Parsons, Law
renee Lewis, Fielding Taylor and A H.
Ivans.
The Duchess Of Manchester, formerly
Miss Zimmerman, OF Cincinnati, motored
over from Hot Springs last week and
spent several days at the Greenbrier.
With her were Mr.. and Mrs. William
VI 10 AuDurn ave-
nue., Mt Auburn, Cincinnati They left
Monday for New York and that evening
before leaving the Duchess de Chaulnes
entertained them at dinned in the Green
brier. including Mrs. James Mcdonald, of
Washington.
Mrs. Francis B. Loring and Miss Lydia
Lorins left Monday for their home in
Washington after having spent the sum-
mr. at The White.
Miss Elizabeth Howry. daughter of
Judge and Mrs, Charles B. Howry, Of
Washington. will give a concert tonight
In the ballroom OF the Greenbrier for
the benefit OF the Christmas fund for
the mountain children nearby. Miss
Howry has Just finished stay Of several
months at Lake Placid in her bungalow.
''Burts Lodge" in the musical colony.
studying under Nine. Sembrich, who also
had a summer residence there. She also
The Washington herald., 1916-10-08
Club Circles.

The District Daughters of American
Revolution are invited to attend the un.
yelling by the Janet Montgomery Chapter
OF tablet marking the PRESBYTERIAN
Church and grammar school in Mont.
gomery County, at Potomac, Nd, or
Sunday afternoon, October 8. at 2:sC
o'clock. Automobiles at River road vii
meet the guests who 60 out on the wis.
consin avenue car, changing to the Brad.
ley Hill car.
The cultus Club held its first meeting
Of the season on October 3 at the resi-.
dence of Mrs. J. r. hewitt, 1870 Calver,
street. After a delightful luncheon the
members responded to the roll call with
personal incidents OF the summer. This
was followed by an instructive paper or
the Physical Features of the Americas
and the STORY Of Atlantis" by Mrs. AID.
pleton Clark, jr., and a paper on The
Norsemen," by Miss Lila ]. Heiberger
Longfellow's THE Skeleton in Arnor'
was read. In addition to the members
there were present two associate mem
bers, Mrs. Elliott and Mrs. Smith, and
five guests, Mrs. Hines, Mrs. Mertz Mrs
Nixon, Mrs. Fenning and Miss Bailey.
The Washington section, Council o,
Jewish Women. will hold its first meet.
ing OF the season Tuesday afternoon. Oc.
tooer 10. at 2:2o O'Clock. in the vestry OF
the Eighth Street Temple, with its new
president, Mrs. Charles Goldsmith, in the
chair. A most attractive program has
been arranged to open the season. wher
Mr.. George s. Wilson will offer greet.
ings." Rev. James Shera Montgomery
will address the meeting, his subject be.
ing THE Poet as an Interpreter OF Life. u
Mr.. Harry Sandberg. of the Bureau oi
the South American Republic, will speal
on the prophet. Amos" and Miss Sade
styron will render piano selections. A
social hour will conclude the afternoon
Monticello Chapter, D. A. r., will hold
its milestone exercises at Blue Plains or
Saturday. October H. at 2 O'Clock Al
daughters and those interested are In.
vited.
The Washington herald., 1916-10-08
G. W. u. NOTES.

Miss Helen Kendall Hotchliss has reg
istered at the School Of Applied and Fine
Arts In New York City.
Miss Edna Dixon was a member Of a
party this summer al Camp Iroouois,
Lake George.
Miss Margaret Knowles, Chi oneEs,
Is has accepted a position as high school
teacher at Falls Church. Va, and Miss
Mabel Blanchard. Chi Omega. IA Is
teaching in the high school at Hern-
don. Va
Thomas J. jackson, law, 1e has so-
cepted position In the American En-
bassy at London.
Henry H. Draessr. law. 1s. win prsctcs
law in Minneapolis.
Homer Phillips. law. 1s. expects TO re-
main in Washington
Rodney Lynn. of Kappa sigma. spent
i've weeks at the Plattsburg military
training camp.
Phi Sigma Kappa recently held q we'll
attended dance at the chapter house.
J. J. Reinhardt and A L. stoddard, Of
Phi Sigma Kappa, have returned to their
homes In the West to practice
Mr.. NJ X. Sullivan, Of spartanburs,
S. c. and H J. Mehserle, Of Rochester,
n. Y, were recent visitors at the Phi
sigma happa mouse.
Arnold c. Otto. IL, a member Of ne
Washington chapter Of Phi sigma Kappa,
has been elected a member Of the Wis
consin assembly.
Herbert Paul Middleton, engineering.
IL, has resigned his position in the State
Department 10 accept the post OF fscal
agent In the United States Embassy at
London.
Messrs. Delaney, keenan,. Morgan. Ne
hurin, and Hudson, OF Sigma NJ. re-
Gently went on an automobile trip TO
Philadelphia
Leo c. Terry. '16. prominent leader Of
student activities during the last few
years. recently left for Montana where
he Will teach school and take up a home
stead claim
The new Sigma Nu fraternity house at
1873 P street northwest has been improved
extensively.
Messrs Gryhn and Ennis, OF North
Sigma Nu house preparing for army on
Ger examinations.
Miss Elizabeth Davis, Miss Mabel
Blanchard, and Miss Theodosis d. Sell
bold took the physical education course
Davis went TO Old Orchard. Ne; Miss
Blanchard to Portland. Ne, and Miss
Seibold 70 Kinson Lake. n. H.
Sigma Phi Epsilon is starting the sea
son at its new chapter house, Is2s K
street northwest
Delta Tau Deltss were quests recently
at a dance at the home Of Mr.. and Mrs.
Newton L. Collsmer
The Washington herald., 1916-10-08
The Crimson Stain Mystery
ALRERT TERHJNE from . cr.aH paue7
tac maa.nm
Synopsis.

y1ARoLD STANLEY, son Of d
II Geso York pW0Hsher, is IN Iocs
SostA Florence konsrose, doughter Of
DR.. KoHtrose, toho has spent Ms 1re
perTectfn1 q nsoehtns TO retxce~sse
Humanity. stGHIey hos been sacts-
in1 police Gctivitv IN the rsysseSoss
murder Of fourteen ,oedtshy Es,c
Yorkers, each strunoEed By o besnS
Of superhErsdA potoer. The f-rs
vie,o of the Murderer is ootoined bv
Florence Aon*rose, sohen stoaJeys
father 20 made ne rrtecnth Crimson
Stair ptctSnS IN her home, Is an a.
tempt to put StoHIey oss Of the soos
5ecoEss Of hs crusade Pierre La
Rue, the slayer, discopsrs fhos Flor
ence recognizes Nina La RsSs xson
ToHEer ks6nGps FIoreroe. sto~1sy
runs the 0sao Gosos and f'sds tASf the
girl has Seen put spto kvp,os<o
trance. The spell 70 broken bS La
RHe's unexpected visis 10 tAs Ko~+-
rose hons. Then FIore.oe 70 ISred
By forged note to o koSse In ths
Bronz sohics % bIoson vp tsss a
StGEIey escapes toith her.
Florence recognizes Fonsser csd
ToIIo4os hinl. sac Es caught ond roGs
prisoner IN VGnVG Tosoo's spors-
nsnt. Lambert TrlIrtor, ne do
nsord king, e found dead IN Vanvd's
apartment. Florence escapes from
T0nHer Gs he 20 tGktng her from
VonyG's.
Pierre La Rue plans to kfu both
Florence and stoHley. HIS pEcss fa1
and LG Rue Is captured, but eepIodes
q bomb among the police and escapes.
The Washington herald., 1916-10-08

for what seemed ages, and couldn't
drive them away. Then came the realiza-
tion Of pain Again that pricking as of
millions Of needles in my flesh. 1 was
hot; my left foot seemed on fire. I knew
nothing but pain. and then, gradually, /
could see."
Doctors regard the casa - unusuai-
New York Woxif,
The Washington herald., 1916-10-08
White Sulphur Springs.

Mrs. P. LleweIlyn Chambers, Miss Alice
Chambers and Mr.. William E. Chambers
have come down from their country place
In Southampton, L l.
The autumn season at the Greenbrier
has been favored by most wonderful
weather, mild temperature prevailing
which has brought out all the enthusiasts
of outdoor sports. Many arrivals in the
past few days from New York, Washing
The Washington herald., 1916-10-08

was like Jolt in the back of my head.
II seemed as II millions Of needles and
pins were shot through me. Then sud
denly everything was blank.
when I was coming back to life ]
could hear before could see. There
was q sound like rushing water and a
heavy wind.
-ThA sounds swlsnad hee. ana eorsn
The Washington herald., 1916-10-08

him failed. His heart had stopped beat
ing and respiration had ceased for an
hour before a pulmotor was applied
Here's what he said about dying when
he recovered consciousness - st. Al
exis Hospital ~
Dying was quick and without pain.
Coming back to life was slow and pain
OH When 7 stsppad On The sirs 4
The Washington herald., 1916-10-08
Was Dead for an Hour.

cleveland-when you die everything
u Just blank, says Harry TOMS, who
was shocked with electricity SO badly
that he was dead" for an hour before
ne was revived by the use of a pull
motor.
Tonis stepped on a 1--we wire on an
skevator and sreinary snorfs to Gswivs
The Washington herald., 1916-10-08

Electrically heated clamps that VII
crease q mans trousers while he Ia wear
ing them have been invented
The Washington herald., 1916-10-08
EPISODE 6.
The Phantom Image.

- T WAS early the next after
noon : that Harold Stanley
mounted the steps Of the
great Montrose house at Riv-
- erdale. His shoulders were
The Washington herald., 1916-10-08

studied with Nine. sembrfch. IN Nice, and
last winter was with lie Forge IN New
York.
The Washington herald., 1916-10-08
SOCIETY
CONTINUED FROM PAGE FIVE.

week and win be pleased to see their
friends.
Mr.. Emanuel Haas is spending some
time in North Carolina as the guest of
friends
Bryan daily eagle and pilot. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1909-1918, 1916-06-26
TWO IS COMPANY.

After saying his prayers at night,
the 7.year.old son OF parents In Laroh.
mont announced that he was so tired
OF the kind Of life he was compelled
TO lead that he believed there was
nothing for II but for him 10 run away.
The father considered the matter
thoughtfully and then said:
George. n that IL the way you feel.
there Is money in my purse here; you
may take Il ALL"
The boy packed his grip. got to tho
front door. came back on the ground
OF having forgotten his tooth brush.
and went downstairs again. The par.
ents were much disturbed to know
what he would do. He opened the
front door. went out on the veranda.
and all was silence. The father and
mother look a, each other. but thought
the course they had adopted the best.
and hence did not make a move.
After fifteen minutes Of intense anx.
ie,y the door opened and a boys voice
called out:
Say, dad, II I'm going away alone
I'd better take mother along. don't you
,hinkr'-New York Times.
Bryan daily eagle and pilot. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1909-1918, 1916-06-26

calamities are necessary to destroy
some of the people and keep the popu-
lation normal. That is a terrible
thing. Christianity has taught US It
is not true. There is another doc
trine OF the survival of the fittest.'
Christianity says we shall help the
weak to survive. There Is another
that says each improvement brings
with It means Of destruction-steam-
ships, railways and airships will sink,
wreck and fall, killing thousands.
Each year sees these risks lessened.
We will be wise enough some day to-
do away with these things. II we
were to follow these teachings and
leave out Christianity this would be
disgruntled world.
"The church must lead in social re-
form II social reform is to perform its
real purpose In the world. That means
that men In the church must have
equipment to do these things. Man
must be equipped for two things-he
must have a vocation, be possessed OF
a bread.earning capacity; also he
must be equipped to serve his fellow
man. No man can ever accomplish
anything worth while or reach the
heights without doing much for hu.
manity from which he does not expect
to derive a cent. He must work for
his church and state. He must do so
cial service. Man cannot escape his
relation TO church and state.
I'VE need men who will do some
thing definite for the uplift OF their
fellow men. have prayed that I
might not just be somebody In gen.
eral-one OF great mass, who has
done nothing TO cause his name 10 Re
remembered by his fellow men. We
need more men who are members OF
the church particularly-men who will
render a social service to the world
Il believe these teachings are true
II they are, we should follow them"
Bryan daily eagle and pilot. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1909-1918, 1916-06-26

and insanitary conditions Of the sweat
shops of our cities. Social reform is
beginning to regulate child labor, i'm.
prove the conditions In factories and
shops, abolish the white slave traffic,
dispense ignorance and relieve pow.
erty.
Sympathy is the foundation Of all
social reform. We must have the
welfare Of humanity at heart. It is
not enough to be grieved at existing
conditions. One must have that sym
pathy that will cause him to strive
for better social conditions.
Human life is being considered Of
greater value. The child is receiving
care and attention. Plato and Soc.
rates favored infanticide as a means
Of disposing Of weaklings, who did
not promise to develop into robust,
useful citizens. Many children were
exposed In the mountains to die Of
hunger or be carried into slavery. To-
day we care for the frail little ones
and try to develop them into useful
citizens. We wonder at the cause Of
the children's crusade. But we find
on investigation. that the children OF
this age received little parental care
and attention.
"The Hebrew prophets we're for so.
cial reform In the world. The Jewish
prophets we're social reformers speak.
ing to their times. II you take the
gospel OF social reform these prophets
taught you will find much OF II suit
able for the present day. Indeed some
OF the prophets describe present day
conditions so strikingly one can al.
most believe he is reading the morn.
ing newspaper.
Sociology as taught by some is apt
to cause one to feel he should apollo.
gize for using the term. Sometimes
II Is thing not to be desired. Why
Is this? The man who first intro.
duced sociology wrote book In which
he left Christianity out. He taught
that II you ministered to the suffer.
Ing and helped the poor that was all
you had to do. He left God out en-.
tirely. while some have an idea Of
God with Christ left out. You cannot
separate Christ from your program Of
sociology and get by with II.
There are three doctrines being
taught that give US trouble. One says
that the population OF the earth would,
II left unhindered, increase to such
an extent that II would be impossible
for all TO live. Hence wars and great
Bryan daily eagle and pilot. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1909-1918, 1916-06-26
BOY ONLY SAW SEA FIGHT.

In a recent visit by English news.
paper correspondents to the grand
fleet the most interesting point elicit,
ed was the extraordinary suddenness
Of modern sea fighting. There were
instances OF fight beginning before
the ventilators were closed down. aud
the strangest OF all. a story Of the
battle OF the Dogger Bank. where a
boy was sent out TO clean something
on one Of the turrcts and he was for.
gotten In the hurry and the turre,
closed.
The boy lay fiat on top through the
fight, and he is one Of the few per.
sons, officers and men. In the whole
affair who actually saw the battle.
and the only one who could give his
whole attention 10 the sight. a. he had
Bryan daily eagle and pilot. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1909-1918, 1916-06-26

One prominent Texas newspaper,
the Waco Times-H Herald, confesses
that 1t can not see any "dishonor" in
Withdrawing the American troops
from Mexico at this time, and asks:
isn't our mission. as to Villa at an
end? Have we not given recognition
to Carranza? Isn't our staying there
a challenge of our good faith as to
the defacto government? II interven-
ton is to come, let's 80 at 1t straight
and not in this round-abou, way" This
is exactly in line with the opinion OF
the Dallas Democrat, which has con-
sistently urged that the proper place
for United States troops to patrol
the border" is on THIS side Of the In
ternational boundry; not on the
OTHER side.-Dallas Democrat.
The Times.Herald and the Democrat
seem to be laboring under q misap.
prehension. Our troops in Mexico
are not patrolling the border on the
other side Of the boundary line, but
are hunting bandits who have ma.
rauded on this side Of the boundary.
Weeks ago when 1t seemed their mis-.
sion was ended, The Eagle favored
their withdrawal, but not now when
Carranza is demanding It.
Bryan daily eagle and pilot. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1909-1918, 1916-06-26

Carranza has acknowledged re-
sponsibility for the attack at Carrlzal,
but the acknowledgment did not start
anything. Washington is now de.
handing the immediate release OF the
prisoners taken at Carrizal, and is
also asking for a direct. clear.cut, un.
equivocal statement Of the future
course of the defacto government At
first thought It looks like an evasion
OF the issue by the Washington gov.
eminent and yet II is doubtless the
wise thing to do. The United States
should be absolutely fortified with
every principle OF right, fairness and
justice on It's side before the first
gun OF real war Is fired.
Bryan daily eagle and pilot. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1909-1918, 1916-06-26
VARIOUS LIVES.

Lives Of angle worms remind US
II we wish our own to bud
We should let no robin find US
As we wiggle through the mud.
Youngstown Telegram.
Tracks OF centipedes remind US
II we had those shoes TO fill
We would die and leave behind US
An enormous unpaid bin.
Memphis Commercial Appeal
Honks OF autos oft remind US
When we cross from pave to pave
We must get hump upon us
II our bacon We would save.
Norfolk Ledger.Dispatch-
Lives OF agents Oft remind Us
II only had a gun
On the days when I was busy
This world would be minus one.
-Pittsburs Post.
Lives Of spittoons Oft remind Us
That our aim Is very poor
And at night time leaves behind Us
Brown streaks on the polished floor.
Bryan daily eagle and pilot. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1909-1918, 1916-06-26
TAKING TURNS AT TEMPER

In the July woman's Home com.
panion a writer says:
Mrs. j., so ] shall call her. discoy.
cred early In her married career a
situation that exists In nearly every
home where the husband is n hard.
working business or professional man,
that work at the office or shop is
peculiarly hard and trying at certain
times OF the week: and that woman
becomes tired and irritable at that
time at the peril OF domestic peace.
HE loses his temper 80 quickly
when he is tired she told me one day,
and says such cutting things! used
to resent II; ! would answer his cut.
ting remarks with reproach that lead