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The Monticellonian., 1916-02-03
A GLASS OF SALTS WILL
 END KIDNEY-BACKkChE
Says Drugs Excite Kidneys and Rec ommends Only Salts, Particularly
 If Bladder Bothers You.

When your kidneys hurt and your back feels sore, don't get scared and proceed to load your stomach with a lot Of drugs that excite the kidneys and irritate the entire urinary tract Keep your kidneys clean like you keep your bowels clean, by flushing them with mild, harmless salts which re- moves the body's urinous waste and stimulates them to their normal aetiy- ity, The function of the kidneys is to filter the blood. In 24 hours they strain from it 800 grains of acid and waste, so we can readily understand the vital importance of keeping the kidneys active
 Drink lots of water-you cant drink too much; also get from any pharma- 'cist about four ounces of lad Salts; take a tablespoonful in glass of water before breakfast each morning for few days and your kidneys will act fine. This famous salts is made from the acid of grapes and lemon juice, combined with lithia, and has been used for generations to clean and stimulate clogged kidneys; also to neutralize the acids in urine so it no longer is source of irritation, thus ending bladder weakness.
 lad Salts is inexpensive; cannot in- Jure; makes delightful efferyescent Whitewater drink which everyone should take now and then to keep their kidneys clean and active Try this, also keep up the water drinking, and no doubt you will wonder what became of your kidney trouble and backache.-Adv.
The Monticellonian., 1916-02-03
SKIM MILK AS POULTRY FEED
One of Best Protein or Meat" Feeds That Can Be Given Fowls Dur.
 ing Winter Months.

Hens need some feed that is high in protein and they need this especial ly in winter One Of the best protein, or meat, feeds that farmers can use is skim milk or buttermilk. II fs cheap, the hens like it. and it gets results
 In experiments made al the Indiana experiment station the hens fed skim milk laid 1854 eggs a year for four years Those fed no meat" food. such as skim milk. laid only 32.5 eggs a year for four years. The skim-milk bullets laid better in December and January than those given meat scrap or fish scrap. In the pen where the hens were fed skim milk it cost less than 10 cents to produce dozen eggs. The birds used were Leghorn outlets. the total cost of feeding was s1 a year, and the profit on each hen in the skim-milk pen was s1.62 a year. a higher profit than on any other pen in the test
 Skim milk fed to chickens must be thoroughly sour. It must not be fed 'on the turn, as in that case 1t will sour in the fowls stomach. Feed sour skim milk or buttermilk with an egg mash. The proportion of cottonseed meal in the egg mash may be reduced from S3 l-3 per cent to 20 per cent when the milk is used. When this combination is fed it is not necessary to give the fowls water to drink.
The Monticellonian., 1916-02-03

The snout and jowl of an animal are other points to which considerable at tehtion is given Shall the animal be long in the snout and heavy in the jowl, or shall 1t be short in the snout and light in the jowl? And shall the dish of the nose be large or small? That all depends on the utility of 1t. If long snout enables the hog to eat better or if it is associated with greater length of body, and this is de- sired, then it may be a good idea to select for it. If heavy jowl is Tn any way useful to the hog, then it may he a feature to be desired. but if it im- pedes its eating, prevents the pig from getting into the trough as it should, then it is to be avoided
 Many times in the history of the hog industry the question has been asked, What type of hog Is best to grow? Shall it be the lard type or bacon type?" Many times the answer has been, That simply depends upon ones preference in the matter" It depends in large measure upon the sorts of feed one can grew. Some be- lieYe a lard hog will not be a lard hog unless a man has lard hog feeds for it-and the same of the bacon hog. Therefore a fellow is on the wrong track when he is trying to grow lard hogs unless he has lard hog feeds for them
 Many man has seen herd Of lard hogs which were very typical in the beginning taken into parts of the country not essentially corn districts and in the course of a few generations has seen those lard hogs lose almost all their type characteristics and be- come bacon animals. Just so do bacon hogs raised in the corn belt. unless fed on milk. pasture and kindred feeds instead of on corn, lose their bacon characteristics. Why then, should man who has plenty of milk and pas ture but little corn. go out of his way to get lard hogs And why should the man who has plenty of corn and grain, but little milk and pasture. hurt himself to grow bacon hogs? There is always a demand for both types. so why not grow the type that the feed at hand will most economically pro duee?
The Monticellonian., 1916-02-03
WORKING UP THE FlREW0OD
Big Saving in Fuel Bills May Be Made and Give Farm Neat and
 Attractive Appearance.

On great many farms there are large supplies of suitable stove wood going to waste. When the fall work is well out of the way is a good time to work up some of the surplus trees, waste lumber and the like into fuel
 It is often a great convenience to have firewood to burn even where coal usually furnishes the source of heat
 In many cases working Up the avail able wood supply on the place will work great saving in the fuel bills and in any case it will help to give the farm a neat and tidy appearance. which always carries a cash value.
The Monticellonian., 1916-02-03
SCUM IN WATERING TROUGHS
Plant Life Can Be Avoided by Treating the Water.

CW. G. SACKEfT. Colorado Station)
 Considerable annoyance is frequent ly experienced with a green scum forming in watering troughs which are uncovered and exposed to bright sun shine. This growth is due to algae. a form of lower plant life, and aside from a possible disagreeable flavor which may be imparted to the water, they are harmless However. a water ing trough in this condition is always unsightly, and far from inviting to the stock that must drink from it.
 Algae growth can be prevented en- tirely by Urea ing the water with cop per sulphate, or blue stone, using one and one-half grains to each 100 gallons of water The copper sulphate should be dissolved in a small amount of water, and this solution added to the water in the trough.
The Monticellonian., 1916-02-03

grows swine should keep in mind Is to get a really useful animal.
 Business is business, and few can afford to gratify personal fancy You need to consider the feeds you have. the markets you have to supply and oher things of this nature. in select. ing the hogs to grow. There are some features that are essential about hogs as well as some that are not-just as there is about everything else. Where the ear breaks cannot be said to be an important feature Let it be of medium size and thickness, for too thick and unwieldy an ear is always associated with slowly maturing. un- evenly fleshed, thin-skinned animal; small ear indicates lack of strength and too great refinement.
The Monticellonian., 1916-02-03
MORE THAN SHE COULD STAND
"sean'lous' Remark Made by Young colored Husband Was Responsi-
 bIe for His Black Eye.

Bob Gibbs, a good-natured and in- dustrious young negro, had brought about the arrest Of his new wife. Tn the testimony 1t was shown that the girl had spent all she could lay her hands on for dress and self=ornamenta- tion. Her home and husband had suf- fered in consequence. An altercation had taken place. and the wife had blacked her better half's already dusky eye
 The judge ordered Matty Gibbs to stand up
 Do you think more of your clothes than of your husband?e the court de handed sternly.
 Lawdy. jedge Matty gasped. T don't need no time ter think dat over. done cotched him wid clothes, an low dat s how gotter keep him No buddy never woulda hit dat nigger =ef he hadn't made some scanlons re- marks bout green not goin wid coal color. Case and Comment.
The Monticellonian., 1916-02-03
Farmers Institutes Help.

Do not allow the idea to get into your head that farmers institutes are of no use. There is no single feature of educational work that has done more to advance sound thinking among farmers than the institute. If we do not benefit by it, it is our own fault Ne can generally learn some thing even from the foolish talk of people whose ignorance points the way to truth in the minds of those who hear them.
The Monticellonian., 1916-02-03
BILIOUS, HEADACHY,
 S|CK "CASCARET5"
Gently cleanse your liver and sluggish bowels while
 you sleep.
Get a1O-cent a box.

Sick headache, biliousness, dizzi- ! ness, coated tongue, foul taste and foul breath-always trac9 them to torpid Vliver; delayed, fermenting food in the bowels or sour, gassy stomach. -.~ Poisonous matter elogged in the in- testines, instead of being cast out of the system is re-absorbed into the blood When this poison reaches the delicate brain tissue it causes con gestion and that dull, throbbing, sick ening headache.
 cascarets immediately cleanse the stomach, rs1pve the sour, undigested food and foul gases, take the excess bile from the liver and carry out all the constipated waste matter and poisons in the bowels.
 A Cascaret tonight will surely straighter .yop out by morning. They work while Eou sleep-a 1O-eent box from youY~druggist means your head cfr,s.-ss- -stefnaeh sweet and your liver and bowels regular for months. Adv.
The Monticellonian., 1916-02-03
Rural Banking System.

One trouble with us in the South is that we think too much about bank as being a place to get money out of, instead of as a place to put money in; and it would be better. as Doctor But Ter recently suggested, if we said that it is "a rural banking system" that we need rather than rural credit system for it must embody the deposit and saving feature as we'll as the credit and borrowing feature.-Progressi Farmer.
The Monticellonian., 1916-02-03
Stick Together.

When establishing cooperative creamery the co-operators ought to be determined to stick together at any cost The big companies will come in and pay few cents above the market price until all the patrons have de- serted the cooperative creamery and then. having bankrupted it, will at once lower the price. Cooperation will then be driven out of that com munity for years.
The Monticellonian., 1916-02-03
Commercial Clubs.

Production depends upon marketing and marketing is commerce. Agrieul ture is a business just the same as any other business. If a commercial club is good for certain lines of business. it is good for other lines of business. in- cluding agriculture.
The Monticellonian., 1916-02-03
Always q Problem.

One problem in farming Is how to get ahead of the constantly increasing horde of insect enemies that come trooping in season after season. Only long pull, . strong pull and pull all together will accomplish 1t.
The Monticellonian., 1916-02-03
Dry Seed Corn.

Are you sure that that seed corn is thoroughly dry? Good seed corn is go- ing to be aI item this year and the care it receives is going to be big factor in determining next years stand
The Monticellonian., 1916-02-03
TranpIed Fields.

Allowing live stock to trample over muddy stalk fields does more damage to some of our soils than any crop that we grow It is hard to under stand why somo men pereist in follow ing such a practice.
The Monticellonian., 1916-02-03
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STICK TO THE FARM!

If you ever get weary of the life and work on the farm, just ask yourself what you would do if you sold out and quit farm ing. or if you retired" to town
 There are some who have made enough to retire" to the doubtful comfort" of the town. but if you are still strong and healthy you should think twice before you move from a farm or choose another occupation.
 There are many who want your chance!
 If you are not making money on the farm, scratch your head and do some hard thinking.
The Monticellonian., 1916-02-03
For Future Reference

Miss Ribbons (the typist-What are you marking that baseball sched- oie with a blue pencil for, Adalbert?
 Adalbert (the office boy)-Oh! I'm les hXln' de dates when me granmud- luers an grandfadder's funerals is sgoin' ter ta Apaee.
The Monticellonian., 1916-02-03

One man likes big. rangy, roomy hog, another wants something thick, compact and chunky. One likes a quickly maturing animals, while an other wants something growthy One wants large lop-ear; another I tiny ear of which one-third of the tip breaks over. so the differences in taste run.
 However personal fancies may diff fer. the one thing that everyone who
The Monticellonian., 1916-02-03
To Drive Out Malaria
 And Build Up The System

Take the old Standard GROVE 5 TASTELESS chill TONIC You know what you are taking. as the formula IS printed on every label. showing 1t is Qninine and Iron in tasteless form The 2uinine drives out malaria. the Iron builds up the system. 50 cents.
The Monticellonian., 1916-02-03
Earnner,s Golden Moments.

The man who markets his products only when he has nothing else to do will never get the most out of his farm. The moments spent in reading market reports are golden.
The Monticellonian., 1916-02-03

Spartan Women Suffered Untold Tortures but who wants to be Spartan? Take
 Femeninaa for all female disorders. Price soc and S1.00.-Ady.
The Monticellonian., 1916-02-03
 Keep Up Soil Fertility.

Green manures and cover crops af- ford the cheapest way of keeping up the soil fertility for the extensive truck crops.
The Monticellonian., 1916-02-03
Plant shruhs In snrinn

It is safer to plant all ornamental shrubs in the spring than in the fall.
The Monticellonian., 1916-02-03
CoAtsct Answer.

Why isn't a nautical mile the same as an ordinary mile?"
 Because it is knot"
The Monticellonian., 1916-02-03
Her Mistake.

The man 1 marry must have com mon sense she said blushingly.
 He won't" replied he bitterly.
The Monticellonian., 1916-02-03
Reddinn for Does

Pine or cedar shavings make good bedding for the dog, as the odor keeps away 6eas and other insects.
The Monticellonian., 1916-02-03
Easy.

Mrs. Jones-What would you give a dog 10 prevent it's barking at night2 Mir Smith-Give it away.
The Monticellonian., 1916-02-03
FALLING HAIR MEANS
 DANDRUFF IS ACTIVE
s,ve Your Halrl Get a 25 Cent Bottle of Danderine Right Now-Also
 Stops Itching Scalp.

Thin. brittle, coloriess and scraggy hair is mute evidence of neglected scalp; os, Ssndruff-that awful scurf
 There il nothing so destructive to the hair as dandruff. It robs the hair of it's luster, it's strength and its very life; eventually producing a feverish. ness and itching of the scalp, which if not remedied causes the hair roots to shrink, loosen and die-then the hair falls t fast A little Danderine tonight-n6g-any time-will surely save your hair.
 Get a 25 cent bottle of Knowlton's Dandertne from any store, and after the first application your hair will take on that life, luster and luxuriance which is so beautiful It will become wavy and fluffy and have the appear ance of abundance; an incompatible gloss, and softness, but what will please you most will be after just a few weeks use, when you will actual. ly see a lot of fine, downy hair-new hair-growing all over the scalp. Adv.
 Not So Good.
 Any good skating on the lake these days"
 eThe ice is good, if that's what you mean. The skaters are a lot of dubs."
The Monticellonian., 1916-02-03
Prevents Rustind.

Pour melted parafiin over the run. ners of skates and sleds: it will pre- vent rusting when the steel is not in usa
The Monticellonian., 1916-02-03

A girl may not care to be every thing to an eligible young man, shes usually satisfied to become his better half
The Monticellonian., 1916-02-03
Mulch for Perennials.

Straw is q better mulch for peren- nials than manure. A heavier mulch is much more likely to smother the plantS.
The Monticellonian., 1916-02-03

It is hard to convince a schoolboy tnat summer vacation days are longer than winter school days.
The Monticellonian., 1916-02-03

Hawaiis output in pineapples this year will be nearly ten million cans.
The Monticellonian., 1916-02-03

For thrush. cleanse and dry the foot and make thorough applications of Hanfords Balsam of Myrrh. Adv.
The Monticellonian., 1916-02-03
Out of the Storm7

Are the small implements and tools .o cone one of these days?
The Monticellonian., 1916-02-03

Clty sidewalks are used by pedes- 'trians, but the crab has a side walk of
 Ehis own.
The Monticellonian., 1916-02-03
lime to Buy Seed.

good time to buy alfalfa and clo- yer seed will be just as soon as you can do 1t.
The Monticellonian., 1916-02-03

Self-confidence is all right if you are n a position to back 1t up.
The Monticellonian., 1916-02-03
THIS IS THE AGE OF youru

You will look ten years younger if you narken your ugly. grizzly, gray hairs by using La Creole" Hair Dressing. Adv
The Monticellonian., 1916-02-03

Many man asks questions merely for an excuse to answer them him. self.
The Monticellonian., 1916-02-03
Owner Vs. Renter.

Farm surveys show that the families living on their own farms generally consume more food per year than do families living on rented farms
The Monticellonian., 1916-02-03

1awton, okla.-@When began to take Lydia Pinkhams Vegetable Compound seemed be good for nothing and had much the time and irregular took again before little child born and did wonderful good that tme never fail recommend Lydia Pnkhams Vegetable Compound ang because has for mo.Is A. L. MoCAsLANp 509 Have St, IaWton,
The Monticellonian., 1916-02-03

It's one of fate's decrees that lovers fall in love before they can fall out.
The Monticellonian., 1916-02-03

North Brandon, Wis. .-aW When was Is years old get married and at IS years I gave birth to not walk across the floor without having to sit down to rest and it was hard for me to keep about and do my work. I went to doctor and he told me had displacement and ulcers, and would have to have an operation. This frightened me so much that 1 did not know what to do Having heard of Lydia E. Pinkhams Vegetable Compound l thought would give it trial siSrnade me as sn-Nlrs MAMIE AsnAcu North Crandon Wis
The Monticellonian., 1916-02-03

How is Doctor Wombat as a physi- Deian ?' Pest ever. When you get exhaust ed over bridge he prescribes dancing 2S rest cure.
The Monticellonian., 1916-02-03

And when mans down he thinks it is all up with him.
The Monticellonian., 1916-02-03
Not Gray Hairs but Tired Eye.

make us look older than We are. Keer your Eyes young and you will look young After the Movies Murine Your Eyes Don't tell your age. Murine Eye Remedy Co. Chicago, Sends Eye Book on request.
The Monticellonian., 1916-02-03

Deep cuts should be healed by Han. ford S Balsam. Adv.
The Monticellonian., 1916-02-03

obstinate sores should be cured by pford's Balsam. Adv.
The Monticellonian., 1916-02-03
EC-Zene Kills Eczema

Let US prove t. Accept no substitute. If your Druggist does not have it, write to Ee-Zene Go, St Paul. Minn.-Ady.
The Monticellonian., 1916-02-03

Piles Cured in 6 to IA Days
 Druesists retnnd money if PAZO OINTMENT fails 5S E, cure itching; Blind, Bleeding or Protrudins 1iles. First application gives relief. Soc.
The Monticellonian., 1916-02-03
From a Grateful Massachusetts Woman.

Roxbury Mass.-"I was suffering from infam- that my trouble was caused by displacementI My symptoms were bearing down pains, backache, and sluggish liver. I tried several kinds of medi Vegetable Compound. It a has c cured @ me and am pleased to be in my usual good health by using it and highly recommend it."-8 Mrs. B. M. Oseoop 1 Haynes Park, Roxbury, Mass.
 If you want special advice write to Lydia E. Pinkham Medicine Go. (cOnfidentiaD Lynn letter will be opened, read and answered by Q W in strict confidence.
The Monticellonian., 1916-02-03
For Forty Years Lydia E. Pinkham's Vegetable Compound Has Been Woman's Most Reliable Medicine Here is More Proof.

To who suffering from some form of womans special ills, and have constant fear of breaking down. the three following letters ought to bring hope:
The Monticellonian., 1916-02-03
Testimony from Oklahoma.

 fnkham remedies MAMIE AsBAcH, North Brandon, Wi
The Detroit times., 1916-11-24
UTPV AWAPDS
WIDOW $4,000
AGAINST ID. L. r

Harriet Rrien was awarded q
j1dvuent for $4,000 AGAINST the u
u. r. Thursday afternoon For ih'
1eath or her husband. James Brien
r.lled IN June. 1914 at Poplar par
nd Woodward ave Royal Oab
'rien whose nome was Ia Need
ham. Mass was here on VISIT 3,
Is brother % vas shown that hi
aiming power vsv $4,000 -year
The Detroit times., 1916-11-24
FRANZ JOSEF
LIES IN STATE
}Ody Will Remain In Palace
Until Monday
Night

VIENNA via Berltn), Nov "a
IN the working room ot Schoenbrunn
palace from which Cor as years he
ruled Austro hungary, the body ot
Emperor Franz Josef Law in state
today His hands clasped a silver
and pearl rosary which the dead
monarch had always used during
Ms lifetime AZ each corner az the
casket were grrat candles, While his
favorite f1wers. lilies of tho valley
arl yiolcJs. We're msssed on either
side on me bier Priests intoned
constantly tNe Nlsils of the Dead
Arrangements FOR the funeral
were completed today The remains
NiU ue IN the gallery or working
room ~ the palace until Monday
aight Al 90 O'Clock the body will
10 carried with the solemn pQmp OF
The ancient IIapsbure spanish cere-
rlonial 90 the chapel of Hoihurg Au
-ustiner ln this ancient structure
more than 900 years old and one
y ne finest specimens ~ medieval
rAitecturr IN Europe-thc body of
he late sovereign VIII rest until
next Thursday A. $50 that after.
con The rema irs wiz he borne 10
,hs resting place ~ Che HarsourgS--
ha sncien h1pel ot thc Capuchine,
,nare Franz Josef VII Join IN hts
rest the f29 other Hapsburgs
~t-et Nere
The Detroit times., 1916-11-24
StokouUSkips S Artists
Heard IN Coiorful
Program, in Arcadia

one o; the most riotously co.5rfli
and splendidly effective programs
which Leopold StokowsA has ever
conducted hts PHILADELPHIA orches
ira thru in a Detroit concert tal
vas gwen Thursday evening a Ar
cadia Mr.. Stokov ski is ort %. 81.
favored. and savorits. gre0 orch
lral conductors 70 visit Det- he
has host OF admirers q rsi- ci'y
and his artistic growth du-ug fcf
years he has been coming here hae
been as much A source of sstisisr
ton 20 Detroit concert Eoers as u
could possibly be % the Phi,AGe.
phisns who refer 70 him a. "c-r own
Stokowski"
Assisting the orchestra a. solois'
Thursday evening. was Ma.e tiza
samAror. he pianist. who r. like
wise a great isvorit- IN Detroit in
private lie Nine Samaroff s. Nine
stokovskf sac seems 20 clay ur'
usually weu when appearing on jH.
same platform with her husband and
his orchestra She played Saint
saens' Concerto In g minor win
full orchestra and won an ovation
With the rendition of the second
movement. There v.as no mistaEine
he enthusiasm - the audience and
The artist was recalled again and
- -, -f.sf,~vr
The Detroit times., 1916-11-24

The engagement Of Miss Nancy
<een Perkins. granddaughter Of
oil c. ID. Lanzhorne,> OF Virginia.
laughter OF Mrs. Moncure Perkins,
" Richmond. and. therefore. in the
scond generation, one Of the
beautiful Langhornes to Henry
Field. grandson of Marshall Field.
= Chicago. has been announced.
Miss Perkins is said 20 be az beau.
tiful a. her mother and four aunts.
who made the IAnghorne family OF
Virginia famous.