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Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1916-04-02
=N THIS Comes From THIS tD
Marie Doro and Her Bridegroom. Elliott
Dexter, Enjoying AT Palm Beach the
Real Honeymoon that Devel-
oped from the Stage Love
Scene Shown Here.

affect even the actor, who, mind you, per-
iectlY understands the modus operandi Of
it all
Yet the Imagination that makes his
heroic stage character real 10 him makes
her beauty real, and IL is not with i'm
punity TO the man that the actor, night
after night. in rapturous love-making,
holds in his arms this yielding form,
eaZes deep into lovely eyes. and kissing
tenderly cheek or lip, as the scene re.
Quires.
Soon he no longer sees the woman az
she is, but through imagination sees her
Juliet personifed. His plans are wrecked.
There is another inconSeQuent marriage
The cars are full OF rosy light. likewise
the hotels. They are "imparadis'd in
one another's arms for the season, any.
way. and after that-the deluge
The woman star is as a goddess In her
own right. Yet even the simon-pure ones
had leanings toward the sons of men. and
gloried IN their condescension But the
stage goddess never catches her Endy-
mion mapping. He is always wide awake,
and before long he will find grace in all
her steps, heaven in her eye" The love
scene will be the one bright spot in the
dull uniformity OF the day. He instead
OF the maid. will take charge of the
handbag Of miiady and the rest is as a
tale that is told
So you see the perfectly natural human
desire to gather their rosebuds while they
may. and the restricted range for search
Is potent cause for the sentimental somer-
sault.
The actress almost always feels she
would be wood, and not unsought be-
Won" but few have the incurable habit
OF playing with matches just to see by
now narrow margin they can escape in
clneration in case Of a possible confagra-
ton, Poor Jill has to have some play,
You know
II the players are not antipathetic, TO
begin with, the poetic language. thrilling
situation. the tenderness and passion OF
the sympathetically played love scene is
very apt to arouse the curiosity of each
player anent the other. and when once
the woman projects herself on the con.
seriousness OF the actor--oh. la! la! la!
thus acted love points the way 70 reaI
love. with these imaginative, illogical
people who For a that and a. that and
twice rs muckle's a that" must remain
the biggesthcarted, most charminr neonia
IN the world. bar none ''0p'e
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1916-04-02


lady Tor more or less cN-
tended time? Why--to mt tho question
In ano,hcr forn, -doce et,,c Iovo en- fro.
N"'"''! ''"aH"'" '"'o 'e"' i"Nt' WHY go
actresses ana actors marry so often?
These riddles have hccn asked mo
Ac,or rou, win ,r,;, usu,, ;rcor,i,
NV wv =" WV ''H'"''"' ~ nus P'!'hh
INTO their private affairs. quite forgetting
the claim they make when. employing tho
services of ., nuh,,ci,,. avon, ido,oe,.h,o
- ''"' ''' "''''''" '"' '"9"S "' 'ue
Fuohc Is really an expression OF kindly
interest and we'll worth while
I'm tho lirh, or that claim ,hov can
o,,t, No., ,n,r ,i, ;, 49,,
'''' - '"' NV '"'"'
ho'e 'hdt' !ihC certain fu'cS Puhii'hF
works both ways causing much gortica-
ton, but also some hit,cr vcyaiion.
M
W ,"'' '""'' " ,'"s' w.
e'"' 'h"''u "e'"'cc VI ''c play Il "fSt'
nlshicr OF parts, remarked. ~" aust mad
a second look at Mr. y and Mime So.
end.So and ,hcv cor,,inl, r,v. nc
,,,
,ondnr;n, ~, ",''
tho,," ~, ,a,o "m, ~,
.n,,,o,,i ~" " r ,
co w. 49,. 49,. ~ ''""Vn Wy
cross',n,rhS,, hano'.a,,;, ,.i ',,''' .,
ION hcorln,, -, H., ,rn,,,. c,in', a.,
r,.ivoiy ..,rho rn.e,n ,nrSnn,b, n,,oa w.,
thcn.;,ri,,; nm, nc,o,s orn =, aIila nc
ths.bisrui, ana cook les ina, arc ali shon"d
viii, me same rn,tor and ,ho, 49,, ,a,,s,
f. always ihr same in ihosn Inyn ,r,ms
forn1a,ionsp rho reason indcnd,
He took his nat and after a long look
into it's crown he said. II notice Won used
the word cause lust now instead or
reason and seemed to emphasize i
strongly Why"
Because" ! answered with the sweet
smile OF "A Cheshire cat outside OF bust.
ness few actors are guided by reason
They are moved BY impulse. within. habit,
outside suggestion. or by a bunch They
are swaycd. even governed. by emotion.
bur not by reason. That's where their
Charming spontanelty OF manner comes
from. But remember that when used IN
relation to actors. reason Is simply an
eupnchlisM
Nheh alone memory began TO circle
over past Years, ana mere ana there face
name situation started up. recalled
that true genus with the unctuous voice.
Gazing Wit and sarcastic tongue. Dion
Bouclcault kinS OF stage managers
whose meteF mad long been 10 MOO. o
KISS. ana ride away And what mai
clous laughter followed upon his humble
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1916-04-02

the far future. He believes himself mas.
ter OF himself and therefore Of his fate,
hut he is reckoning without his leading
lady, or his own imagination.
All leading women are charming
bright. sympathetic. warm heart eddy COM
panlonable. but they are not all daylight
raging beauties. Yet, on the stage.
glory Of hair. strengthened brows, elon.
gated, lnstrous eyes, painted, bow shaped
mouth. ravshing complexion. added to
grace OF movement, will create seduc.
tive loneliness. the glamour Of which will!
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1916-04-02

ming of a season cannot remain "in
statu QUO" They must advance to COM
radeship. even lovership. or degenerate
into cnmity and spite.
All successful actors are men with I'M
aginaton. On its wings they soar into
regions that otherwise would remain UNI
known to them. But while imagination is
a blessing to the artist, it is bane to
the man only too often
Take star Of dgnifed bearing n
rather reserved character. whose plans
make no allowance for matrimony, even in
Great Britain Rights ReserYed
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1916-04-02

What else docs 1t
do"
"Whv. o. OH - it
opens and closes"
"Nuh, We'll that's
what \! IS jackhnife
seasons do. They open
aud close"
and day tho brew
ity Of some OF those
lightning hanEc mar
riagcs is strongly sug-
ccstivc Of Jack "nifc
seasons.
But tho pcrInancnce
Of tho marriage tic ls
NOT the question to dav
t"thankS be-. but rath-
or what causes stage
lovers TO change into
real ones
Now York is tho per
feet. all.sa tisfying Para
disc OF the actor. but
though many may he
called. few are chosen
10 remain there. while
hundreds arc sentenced
To the road" some
even for life
Now, we must begin
by taking into consid
Grafton the endless dis
comfort. the dull uni
formity of the weary
hours in cars nat are
all alike, the camping
in hotels that are all
alike, the mental list
lcssncSs that comes OF
playing bu' one or two
parts for long months.
Barring the three or
four hours al the the
atrc. life en- route is
q "a d ~ monOlOnous.
Now. if all work and no
play makes Jack Il dull
boy. you may be sure
that under like cirCum-
stances Jill will be SINH
larry affected. \ little
amusement Of some
sort is essential il one
is not 20 die Of sheer
cnnui.
In many cases the
ACTRESSES attitude OF
mind toward this ques-
uon is best expressed
by lierrick. English
poet, not American Am
baSsa dor ~ who has
armed:
Gather ye roscbuds
while We may.
Old Time is still ally.
ing.
And this same flower
that smiles today
To morrow will be
dying"
SO. naturally enough.
they ALLOW no flower OF
sentiment Ia get away
from ihcm, on tour.
Then there is the
tremendous power of
propinquity, the strong
attraction of edged
tools. Perhaps the
character OF being ire.
sistible is 10 be main.
tanned. The expert.
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1916-04-02

mental l-wish.I-k knew spirit enters into
it, and now and then a coldly calculating
ambition TO better oneself" as servant
girl will say
Last. but far from least, ranks The in.
cscapahle suggestion Of the plays love
scenes. Mi these arc causes in the dc.
velOpment ~ real love from imitation
between star and leading support
Hut the strongest factor. more power
iul even than propinQuity. is tho fact that
there is absolutely no ono else.
II lhcr" is tn he any distraction. cyen
any near romance. they must End il in
"aCh CHER since they arc "doom'd for a
certain torn 10 work and travel to-
ecthrr. Nothing stands still. What docs
not advance goes hack and the relations
between star and support at the begin.
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1916-04-02

a photograph Of Z. Il. Snthern and Julia Niarlowe
Ill Romeo and Juliet. II Was the Shak eSncar-
ian Revival and the Passionate Love Scenes
These Two Played That Drew Them at
Last Into Real Love and Marriage
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1916-04-02
By Clara Morris

VTTY llY is il that leading man so
W frequently marrics his leading
Rural Retreat times. [volume] (Rural Retreat, Va.) 1892-1918, 1916-10-05
GEM SUGGESTIONS

Most precious stones have
some superstitious belief at
tached to them A piece OF
agate worn on the person is
supposed to be a safeguard
against lightning. The beryl
was formerly held to promote
happiness between man and
wife. The turquoise is said
to be protection against falls
and sudden injuries. The to-
paz was highly priced o n
account of its supposed magic
al powers OF dispelling en-
chantments and calming frenzy.
The green emerald is1he'd in
high esteem by the Peruvians,
many Of whom believe that
the mines whence emeralds
are extracted are guarded BY
terrible giants and dragons.
Perhaps more superstition att
taches itself to the opal nova
days than to any other stone.
On the other hand, the people
OF long ago considered thar
this fiery gem had the power
OF rendering its owner lovable,
and of bestowing on her the
gift of lnvlsibility.
Rural Retreat times. [volume] (Rural Retreat, Va.) 1892-1918, 1916-10-05
THE WASTES
OF YESTERDAY

News comes from Sheboy,
gan, Wis, that three corpof-
atoms have been organized
there to make furniture from
sawdust, or rather from paper
made from sawdust, according
to processes on which the
Federal forest laboratory at
Madison S n W working.
This utilization Of sawdust. so
long a waste which the lum-
Der industry found it a vexing
problem merely to get rid OF,
illustrates how science goes on
to covert into valuable mater
lals the wastes OF yesterday.
Some OF these days some
one will write a most interest
ing true romance about the
utilization of what former gen.
erations regarded as useless.
1t will find much material in
the mining industry. beginning,
perhaps, with the Scotsman
who found fortune in the
waste dumps that the ancient
silver miners of Athens left be
hind them, unregarded for at
least millennium. 1t will
show how American copper,
coal and other miners are to.
dav working over and winning
wealth from what an earlier
generation left behind as waste.
Another chapter will tell the
story of cotton seed, which for
years planters burned as the
lumber millers did sawdust,
merely to get rid of it. An
other will tell how long coke
makers let billions of feet OF
gas escape into the air before
science found how to save it
probably. Still another will
Rural Retreat times. [volume] (Rural Retreat, Va.) 1892-1918, 1916-10-05
"Dodson's Liver Tone" Starts Your Liver
Better Than CaIoneI and Doesn't
SaIivate or Make You Sick.

Listen to me! Take no more sick
ening, salivating calomel when bilious or
constipated. Don't lose days work!
Calomel is mercury or quicksilver
which causes necrosis of the bones.
Calomel, when it comes into contact
with sour bile crashes into it, breaking
it up. This is when you feel that awful
nausea and cramping. If you are slug
gish and 'all knocked out" if your
liver is torpid and bowels constipated
or You have headache, dizziness, coated
tongue, if breath is bad or stomach sour
just take a spoonful of harmless bod
sons Liyer~Tone on my guarantee.
Rural Retreat times. [volume] (Rural Retreat, Va.) 1892-1918, 1916-10-05

icey, Tom we believe is
his name is, has become the
GIeaves OF later days. And
Tom is an orator, no doubt,
one Of The kind that can exc
tract thu nderbolts tr 0 m a
cloudless sky, bolts that are as
liable to kin his friends as his
enemies. Keep Tom OH the
stump, Bascom.
Rural Retreat times. [volume] (Rural Retreat, Va.) 1892-1918, 1916-10-05
No joint discussion ior Bas-
com. No sir, thank you. He
knows it wouldn't do.

Transportation from the farm
to market is one OF the big
items IN the farmers expense
account, and the best way to
cut it down is by building good
roads.
Rural Retreat times. [volume] (Rural Retreat, Va.) 1892-1918, 1916-10-05

Nearly all the hearts that we
have heard from are still beat
ing true to hearts near Browns.
vile.
Rural Retreat times. [volume] (Rural Retreat, Va.) 1892-1918, 1916-10-05
Ten Reasons
Why You Should Use Rural Retreat Mills Flour


J. It's made in Rural Retreat.
= It's made of the best selected wheat
It's made in modern mill under most sanitary conditions
It's thoroughly Every foreign substance removed from
the wheat before it's put through the mills
It's packed by machinery nice clean white sacks and reach
es your pantry clean and pure.
TO- It's being offered for sale every grocer He get his
stock fresh from the mill every day.
~ 1t costs than good -four In fact the amount
saved IN transferring flour from outside put quality Of
this mills product, at additional cost to you.
g. It's good flour You'll after you have it.
9 It's being made to sell Rural Retreat surrounding ter
ritory and it's standard will be kept up
H. Finally You will order it from your grocer won't you?
And will continue because it's of flour YOU
want and you get no better.
Ask Your Grocer for White Patent State Seal and
Dixie Gold
Rural Retreat times. [volume] (Rural Retreat, Va.) 1892-1918, 1916-10-05
THURSDAY, OCTOBER 5, 1916

Slemp seems to have crawled
SO Tar into his hole that smoke
won't reach him. Well, LET HIM
hibernate all he wants to. Pri-
waite life is to be his henceforth
anyway.
Rural Retreat times. [volume] (Rural Retreat, Va.) 1892-1918, 1916-10-05
TO ADVERTISERS

All persons having advertisements on
he second and third pages must have
their copy in not later than 9 O'Clock on
Saturday previous to publication those
on the first and fourth pages nos later
than Wednesday at : .. n,
Rural Retreat times. [volume] (Rural Retreat, Va.) 1892-1918, 1916-10-05
CHURCH DIRECTORY
NJ ErEnnIsr CHURCH

METHODIST CHURCH
REV. j. A. H SHULER, PASTOR.
Preaching every first Sunday at II a. M, and
second Sunday night
Sunday School every Sunday at 9 40
GEO. A. LAMBERT. Snpt.
Prayer-lneeting Wednesday p. M. with stnd
les in the Gospel of ST. John
Junior League meett ut - IN each Sunday.
Everybody cordially invited to al these
services
Rural Retreat times. [volume] (Rural Retreat, Va.) 1892-1918, 1916-10-05
LUTHERAN

|
REV. G. H. RHODES. PASTOR
Preaching every second and fourth Sundays at
II a. m. and7 80 y. m
Sunday Schoo every Sunday at
j. J. nARR, Supt
cordial invitation all to attend these
services
Rural Retreat times. [volume] (Rural Retreat, Va.) 1892-1918, 1916-10-05

PRESBYTERIAN.
REV. GRAHAM GILMER, PASTOR
Preaching every first and third Sundays
IL a. m. and s p. m.
Sunday School every Sunday at 8 as, a. M
G. e. CANNON supt
Everybody is very cordially invited to al
services.
Rural Retreat times. [volume] (Rural Retreat, Va.) 1892-1918, 1916-10-05

tell tina story Of how the Chic
ago meat packers made their
fortunes largely through avoid
ing waste.
La prensa. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1913-1962, 1916-10-19
e. IN.TERCAMBIO COMMERCIAL
ENTIRE FRANCiA Y LOS ES-
TADOS UNIDOS

PARIS. Oc;uarr H. Dcspucs e..
,ri, srmanas de r:tudio sobrc la,
corjiciou". c~.rsomiras dc Frau,.a.
ii com;*idr industrial nortc-amcrica
na Ia oodrco Nlp.ar i una resolution
&efjuitiva para p>tjmulan 81 iuicr,am
bio comcrcial entire Eranria los
f.>j"dos Unidos.
Los mas "randc~ ~ob#,a"uIos qu,.
los americana. cn,ucatran ~ Fran
ria. diio William Wallace Nichols.
prc>ij@uto d" Ia C"misi"n. provicn"n
e." clio, m:-"1oS. he ~ proDia ig.o-
vaaria dc TODD aquc.lo que g. france.
y da Ill e. ~ar!iaciGn pa'a aor"rccha"
ius opottu1idadc, que - is otrc
cen. Ia lnquiSicion qur hemos ne
cno. h <ido mUy Instructive pa.u
ucsot-o@. Eicmos teuido Ia revvia
cicn clara dr mucha> co-as que dcs
conociam2s. DaS@c lego "i prrfrctc
cstado ) IA Solidvz ~absoluca de IL
>l;uacron l]inauciera q, Fiancil. So.
ulros no debcmos leHer Ia mcnor ILL.,
quielud al tralar con ct, pa.s. T..
-egmdo t@imino. III gran tcsarru
10 comcrciai entire Fiauc.a : los T.
iados Unidos, dc manera lie que ma
La prensa. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1913-1962, 1916-10-19
ITALIA DICE QUE TiENE FL
8ARCO DE GUERRA MAS
VElOZ

ROMA. Octubre ln.-itaIla pc
see utora ur ripo lie barco de guerra
cuya vciocjJad cs tres veceS mayor
a.: =. - = Cd t"@s2tl@~:~. .
SC dice Ell una noticia que pu
blica Il Giornalc Stalia.'
L. prueba, del pfimero de cstos
barcos que ACADIA dc ser comsaruido..
fuc p~rcscnciadu por un corresponsal
del mencionado ~peri0dico. Otros tres
tdrcoS de csc tipo Sc han empezado
Il coastruir va. ' todos eIIos usa-
III. uc;r,.ce .sudo como comhus;j
bic.
La prensa. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1913-1962, 1916-10-19

IA PREN.N - el pcrTddiro Telican9 de
ns,or circulation en- los E~lahOS lRiliOS.
' 5or 10 tanlu. 81 mriur para los anuacian-
ira
Omaha daily bee., 1916-03-02
GER MAN OFFICERS
HELD In NEW YORK
Plans Of American Forts Found on
Two Men Arrested on Charge Of
Misuse Of Mails.
SENT OUT BEGGING LETTERS


NEW YORK, March PLANS OF
United States Notifications have
been found In the possession OF
Fichard Won Arend and Rudolph
Won Kracht. two young Germans, ar
rested here on a charge OF using the
mails to swindle, according to a
statement made today by Assistant
United States District Attorney E.
w. Mcdonald.
Won Arend and Won Kracht, who
claim. according 10 the federal
authorities, to be German lieuten-
ants, were arraigned before a United
States commissioner here.
According to postoffice inspectors. the
two men had conducted a systematic
begging campaign through the mails
asking for help on the ground that they
were destitute German army officers.
They are said TO have refused the aid
OF representatives of charity organiza-
tons because they did not wish to make
public their ontecedents as required by
such organizations.
Won Arend and Won Kracht were held
in 5000 bail each for a hearing satur-
day. They denied ever having had any
plans of American forts and said the
only things answering such a descrip-
tion that they owned were pictures sent
them from Germany by relatives.
Omaha daily bee., 1916-03-02
MAYOR THOMPSON
CLAIMS VICTORY
Opposition Disputes This and Points
to the denomination Of Seven
Rebels"
sU1IIvAN's FACTION WINS OUT

CHICAGO. March 1.--Both admins
tration and Observation-Disclosures men
claimed victory today after analyz-
ing the vote at the aldermanic pri-
maries yesterday. Mayor Thompson
pointed to a total OF twenty-seven
republican aldermanic nominations
Supported by him as evidence Of vic
tory, and the Observation-Disclosures
forces based their claim Of success on
the fact that seven OF the rebel
nine" aldermen. as Thompson's prin-
cipal antagonists we're styled, had
been nominated.
Mayor Thompson lost his home
ward. the Twenty-third. by $500.
Both republican factions declared
their determination today to con-
tinue the fight.
Vote IL Very Light.
The vote cast was lighter than ex-
pectedI Leaders yesterday expressed the
opinion that the fight in a number OF
wards would result In a vote OF nearly
10000, but returns show that not more
than Hb.O0o persons voted. On the demo-
cratic side victory was recorded for the
Roger c. Sullivan forces over the Har-
rison-Dunne faction, the former carry
ing twenty-s seven Of the thirty-five wards.
The female vote was considerably
lighter than was looked for and
amounted TO but n.5 per cent Of the
total female registration. The male vote
was ss per cent OF registration. Yes
terday's primary female vote. as COM
pared with that cast In the 1915 primary
was: 1915. l52.eSs; 1915. s1.i3i.
The socialist party nominated candi-
dates in all but three wards. This was
done merely 10 comply with the law. as
the party nominations had already been
made by the regular party referendum
The progressive party nominated cam
didates I'm only two wards.
Mayors Fight on West.
Unusual interest attached to the strug.
gle by reason Of tbs mayors ambition
TO succeed Roy o. West as republican
national committeeman. and curiosity as
to what effect on the vote the enforce
ment OF the Sunday closing law against
saloons by the mayor would have.
Mayor Thompson in campaign speecheI
asserted that the fight against him IN
the nine leading revolutionary wards
was due TO the activities OF former Gov
ernor Charles S. Deneen. who always
has supported Mr. West for reelection
as national committeeman.
In the First ward. which includes the
downtown district. the republican con
test produced = woman candidate. HildI
| johnson Haskins. or the female vot'
she received 50. against l0 for william
H. Shrader. The democrats, followinI
immemorial custom. renomdnated Alder
man John coushlin. known in forms
years as ''Bathhouse John." He wa
unopposed.
Omaha daily bee., 1916-03-02
Little BObble'S S Pa
He Becomes a Topic Of Conjugal
Discussion
ny WILLIAM =. kIRk


Last mite wen Pa was 20 lodge meeting
Ma had a caller. her nalm was Missus
Blodge. She calm 70 New York TO live,
she used TO live In Brooklyn.
Ware Is yure husband. sed Mlssus
BlodRe. ] hoap the deer man Il we'll a.
happy.
o yes sed Ma, my husband IL always
we'll e. happy, espeshully along toward
evening He feels kind Of sick & sad in
the mornings sumtines sed Ma, but the
deer boy always perks up later In the
day. guess most OF our husbands Is that
way. sed Ma.
My husband isent. sed Missus Biodge.
He Il Jest as happy in the mornings as
he Is later in the Gay. You see. my hus-
band Is strictly temperate, q wen man
newer touches anything at all. excep
water a his coffee. he reminds ono OF
canary bird. blithe a gay all the live
\ long day. Hevings help my husband,
sed Missus Blodge. II he ever woak UP
complaining OF hedache. wud know
rite away that he had fell from grace.
Ware Is yure husband. that he is not
at yure side now2 sed Misgus Blodge.
let him 60 TO his lodge meeting tonite,
sed Ma. He talks a lot OF cumfort out
of HIS lodge. Ever since he Joined the
knights OF Ambrosia ! haven't herd a
cross word out OF him. lie Sed one OF
the teechings Of that lodge was that no
member cud quart with HIS wife. IN bet
thay are a deer bunch OF good boys, sed
Ma.
Shaw, scd Missus Bicdge. doant think
a man is entitled TO any credit for not
quarling with hia wife. My husband ia
afrado 20 quari with me. Hc knows
better.
Maybe he Is a nttsi bit Of a man. ]
sed. maybe he l. afrade Of yure size.
That will do Bohbie, sed Ma. You run
along a play or else keep still. He II
odd iittel yungster. sod Ma
He is vary forward. sed Mlssus Biodge
! have no children. but n I did have
any you bet thay wud know thare place
At all times.
dident like that vary good a neethsi
did Ma. I wish Pa had been thare wer
she sed that Pa always talks my part
but he calm In rite after that, wal
glad he calm.
Husband deer. sed Ma. you have offer
herd mo speek OF Eiinor BiodEe. old
Euri chum OF mine out west. Ellnor, sst
Ma. this Il my husband.
am glad indeed TO know you. seC
IA nave Offen herd my Wlfe hpeet
high OF you. sed pa. My wife IL a Erat'
booster. she newer knocks. sed Pa. How
do you like our iittel old island OF Man
hattanl Pa asked.
am littei awed by Its immensity
ssd Missus BiodFe. You shud newer leev'
; yure wifs alone IN a CRATE center iik'
this. Sum burglars mite steel har.
Burglars doant steel wifes. sed Pa
Aoast OF the poor devils Is married them
self q knows how It IL. Thay viii tail
sum awful chances. but nothing like that
How DO you like our shaeks sed Pa.
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