The Butler weekly times. (Butler, Mo.) 1881-1918, 1916-11-09
Nyhart Sunbeams.

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"LizzieN When the weather is
warm she works like a charm, as
she glldes like a bird the hills over
but when it is cool, the man is a
fool, who tries without "cussin
to move her.
Did you notice "Sunny Jim S
column last week? Right on the
Front page. Now | call that 60
ing some. AT first they put me
as far out 500 sight as possible
but wouldn't stay put. No sir,
not me. | belong in front, where
in any sort of a scrimmage you
will always find the Irish.
Just read in a paper that an
eminent NJ. D. has discovered that
the "automobilc' is to blame for
"lnfantile paralysis. Well, by
golly | could have told him some
time ago that cold folks' are
often paralyized by an automobile
usually when a bill for repairs is
presented.
And after Nov. 18th what-war,
or. peace and prosperity which
do You want? Look we'll to your
ballot and vote for the good of
the Whole country.
If ten robbins cost one hun
drcd and twenty-five dollars in
Pennsylvania. what will good
beef steak cost next spring in But
Ter? Ask the butcher.
If You notice Sunny Jim strut
ting around with his head held
high like he was looking for an
air ship or a swarm of bees don't
get excited, he amt any more
crazy than usual, but ''bc gosh
he is the proudest grand dad in
Peaceful Valley. A little girl ar
rived at the home of Mr.. and Mrs.
c. +. Gardner of Newton, Kansas.
Mrs. Gardner is the daughter Of
Mr.. and Mrs. Sunny Jim Of But
Ter, Mo. Now if you think Jim
was sunny before just watch his
smile when you meet him.
Say, if had a disposition like
some folks | know I'd have it
"amputatcd." What's the use of
always looking for the dark side
of things. Not many of us but
that could be blue and make 9TH
ers miserable. Nobody wants to
listen to your tale of woe. and it
don t cost a cent and not much eff
fort to be bright and cheerful and
it often smoothcs the way. Try it
and see
BY the way, wonder what has
become of con the Wing? Has
he died of overlooking or has he
taken the wings of the morning
and flown away-becn mistaken
by sportsman and shot for a
''canvasback'?
The most effective chair rails
or" ever used in this country was
by the Indians several
years ago They could "raisc"
, full head of hair in a jiffy. Only
me application was necessary. 1t
vas usually a painless operation
rs the subject was generally i'm
from pain. Ever hear
lbout it?
Tooth picks have advanced in
rice along with other eatables.
Setter use a splinter or Il broom
traw. Me? Oh, | don't eat any
hing but soup
| read once upon a time either
II clicks Almanac or the Rock
lille Booster" words like these
He laughs best who laughs last. "
Iaybe it was in some other book
saw it. Anyway I don't aim
o laugh much till after Nov. 7th;
night have to take it back.
Mr.. and Mrs. Sunny Jim, great
.randdad Pyle, Mrs. McGaughey
nd daughters, Misses Kate and
lame motorcd to Amoret last
unday and spent a pleasant day
t the beautiful suburban home of .
Y. j. Bard. I tell you it is nice
0 be able to number among your
riends such folks as w. j. Bard
nd family. 1t is so.
Small wonder it is that the But
n Weekly Times is so popular.
With such a-galaxy of eager will $
lg pencil pushers I doubt if an
item" worth while escapes its
ages. There is perhaps an ele- S
lent of selfishness in most Of us
nd the reason we work so hard
ind it is hard work for JIM is? s
rcause we want a good paper in I
rery home and also because the