The Redwood gazette. [volume] (Redwood Falls, Minn.) 1873-1940, 1916-06-28
THE REDWOOD GAZETTE,
LARRY'S GOun

LARRY'S GOOu
And, finally, my friend, here
son: You know the nighttime comes, wneh
life grows very still and quiet, and fell
low gets most CEcomfortably close to MS
old heart, and can hear it every time it
sobs out of the darkness to remind him
of the days doings. It's mighty hard to
forget when you sit alone in that quiet
twilight hour. And then, when you final
y put the pipe on he widow ledge and
take one last peep at the stars and kick
the cat out, and lock up the house and
crawl out of your union suit and turn
down the light (only the light better be
turned down first)-well, boys, it's nice
comfortable farewell thought to lug off to
bed with you, to be able to say: 81 didn't
make the shedding hard for any fellow to-
day.''-Larry Ho in St. Paul Dispatch.
The climate of Duluth is not only cool
but dry; exceedingly dry.
The only fault we find with this sum-
mer is that it is SO very hard on ones win
ter wardrobe.
Eberhart will take the stump for Kel-
very excellent use to which to put his
oratorical talent.
Now watch Henry Rines choke the hoo
Goo that has been lingering around the
state treasurer's office for the past sew
eral years.
julius A. Schmahl has no opposition to
his candidacy for Secretary Of State. These
are anxious days for julius days of
regret for one misguided person in Mobiles
County.
Sometimes, when we get worn to a
fragile by boosting and not seeing any
tresults we try knock-and it helps like
thunder. Starts going those things that
we have grown gray-haired waiting for.
In the past the crown of glory has been
handed to the man who could make two
blades of grass grow where one grew be-
fore" In the future this crown will be
placed upon the brow Of him who car
make grassplot of a dandi.ion patch.
This country is all right but is cannot
afford to take chances on any changes in
policy. Honest Old Abe had the thing
down fine when he said: Don't swap hor-
ses while crossing a stream" -Fairmont
Sentinel.
"Take your work and your play out
of doors when possible. Don't risk
sunstroke, but don't be afraid of
sweat and tan. "-Bismarck Tribune.
Afraid? Land We'd fight for either of
them this summer.
(Which way will the 100000
enfranchised women vote? That is
the question that is worrying the poll
ticians.'' Little Falls Transcript
'They will vote for Hughes and
Harmony. "-Mankato Free Press.
Or possibly for Wilson and Wisdom.
Redwood Falls needs every one of her
citizens to help with her program July 4
if it is to be a success. The committees
are doing everything they possibly can,
but it's up to you quite as much as to Mr.
Committee Man. Remember it IS your
day and mine and every body's-.et's get
together and make it success.
We understand the Company L officers
discovered something wrong with one
"rooky's" head and the Company wag
stated they were puzzled whether to oper-
ate or do some blasting. Wonder why they
didn't try vacuum cleaner as first re-
sort.
GOSSIP OF THE PRESS
Some people swear by the home paper
and some swear at it, but they all read it.
They may not all be subscribers, but they
are all readers. And it is usually the SUBJ
scribers who have the least fault to find
with the papers policies. "-Hokah Chief.
Newspapers do pretty we'll after all: