Arizona republican., 1916-08-13
For Sale = Miscellaneous

The Sabbath was made for Man Enjoy it.
 It is only one week since I tried to work out the above maxim, but very unsuccessfully. You all know that l Possess a rich toga. 1 donned them boarded the Riverside Park delivery and planted myself near the border of that Italian frog nond situate within the fastness of mountain groups and babbling brooks, and here, as lowered my kryptok, l had the delightful pleasure of seeing the partly covered forms of athletic man and delicate woman, mixed with whom, of course. was the feeble, the skinny. the fat. the round, and the febrile all of whom was an annoyance when one ardently gaZes on youth, beauty. modesty and Phoenix belles, the fascination of which causing abstractedness, and possibly, hypnoticness.-Ho l bobbed my head a few times, and passed off into dreams. Now l am d Kindly Russ, with q very transparent conscience. and deserving of sweet dreams-Is this sweet?
 In twnkling there appeared Geo Hunt, Mir. Akers Dunbar and Mother Jones. with x-Judge McBride and his three -pronged fork in the protec- tive rear. He might have had an ar row pointed tail-I did not notice Write jokes, sarcasms, ironies and lies about us, ehi' said the speaker q think Hunt) You're a jewel you are-unpolluted. eh. Untarnished, eh. One of the goody -goodys. ehi" Ker- bunk and down l went, not into the arms of Mother Earth, not muchly, but into that d- green frog pond, supposedly constructed for | bathers in toga, not gentlemen in livery However. after striking the bottom, as if sent to make greater depth to its shallowness, l eventually floated upward, and the sight of God green universe never looked as brilliant | before. even if clouded by the blood , thirsty committee. who stood in linf
 with poles to receive me. Prod him
 in the eye yelled one. Raise his hub screamed another. Pierce his belly button," shouted third, and then
 all roared Friends, insult and injury travel together. don't they? What
 think you. of that bunch forcing me
 with my balloon panties enwrapped
 about these long. lank limbs, which, as held in a partial equilibrium kept knocking at each other as if daring his prototype to combat-and my jaws mouth, ears. nose, and even the hail
 dye. all were offering protests vigor-
 ously and forcibly. How long thi.
 might have lasted. Heaven only knows
 but right there the term subdued anC lsubduing. popped into my mind, and yelled louder than old Bill Bryan eve dared to: Peacei peace, and the demo
 crats forever. with socialists. anarch
 ists and l. w. W's a close second That monstrous effort and gignanti
 euphony, fixed me plenty. and awak
 ening, l found myself the center of
 laughing group of little beauties, whi
 were whispering and twittering abou "Old Ford having nightmare il
 broad daylight Believe me. For
 makes no more political cracks.
 An elegant Evening Dress suit, sig
 3S, Cnot soiled). $7.50.
 Some swell electric drop and sid 7 lights. very cheap. They are pretty. Elegant 2-seat surrey with shaft. - In good repair, s25.OO. Single sulky blow. 5000 Cameras and kodaks. lamps an clocks.
 Remington typewriter. 5000.
 Furniture. bedding. hardware. crock ] cry, tools. guns, and every conceivabl n article known.
 Q Two-piece Rustic (settee and chair r $400.
 t Five-piece Mahogany set, parlo f s1e00.
 Three-piece Mahogany set. (sette f table and rocker) S15.00. Three-piece leather set, (settee, an
 two chairs) S15.00.
 Large ranges Axe hole, s1G.OO [ f E$3O.00.
 p.u .a. 7.,.i. 60 m A.. s,e oo Flat Top desks. s1O.O0 to S12.OO. f Individual desks. s4.00 to $500. 1. Beautiful clarionet, $700. Fine flute. 2.50. Il One Letter Press, $200
 Electric hanging fans. $15.0O eac ,. Instantaneous heaters, s400. |, Large wardrobe. walnut, 5000. Few Glass Windows, S.75. Heavy new canvas cots, $225. If Second hand canvas cots, S1.50. Spring wire cots, wood, s250 :, Spring wire cots, iron. $3.50. u Couches $3.50 to $4.50. = Dressers. s700 to s12O0.
 Kimbal organ, 5000
 Upholsterers sewing machine. $15.C - Sewing machines. good, $500. ,u Singer drop head machines. s14.00 m Cabinet sewing machine. S16.00. ,o A large lot of books. 15c up. 'd Two oak filing cabinets. $75.00 ol ", % for $2250. $55.0O, one for s1750. - Good stock pistols now in. " Stoves in great abundance-wh '. kind? Whyl
 - Every kind known to man. w Six foot Montague range, s2500 se Counters. shelves, stools. shelvin r. fancy sideboards, partitions for box' at Price very low.
 tf r RD le 40 g. Central Ave. 1t.