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The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1916-04-10
kre..tsane Gained BY Experience.

Knowledge Gained BY Experiences.
pynrs the last school year teach
- IL the Indianapolis schools asked
rr pupils to tell her which was the
INST important. to keep the face or
The teeth clean. and why. One OF her
sEnall boys replied without a moments
hesitation: Your teeth, cause they'll
rot OF. and POUR face WON'T
The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1916-04-10

Many Ways Of Measuring Stone.
Because Of the variety OF uses 10
which II Is put in its different forms.
there IL no uniform system OF measur>
ing stone. Square feet yards ana
rods. perches. cords and tons are all
Included In the list
The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1916-04-10

Who was ii" inquired the student.
that said after me. the deluge?'"
Don't ask me, rejoined the super
fcial person. 4 never did pay much
attention to weather prophets"
The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1916-04-10
Mot the Only Ones.

New Jersey robins used a two-dok
tar hiu as material far a nest. They
are rot tho only builders who have
put ell the money they could get to
gether into a hn's
The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1916-04-10
lono-Feit Want

A Sahetha man. Doc Tennal reportx
is working hard TO perfect a device
by which an umbrella can be opened
only by its owner-Kansas City Star.
The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1916-04-10
Robins and Sparrows Lead.

The commonest bird in the north
eastern part Of the United States is
the robin. The English sparrow comes
a close second
The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1916-04-10
Fashion Notes

Short women should avoid much
trimming on their skirts. says fash
Ion writer. Yes. and so should long
women II their husbands are short
Pittsburgh Chronicle Telegraph.
The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1916-04-10
Fittinu Food.

Great Scott. Maria, | told you 70
give me some suitable food, and IN
swear every dish on this table is
something picked"
We'll, SO arc you"
The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1916-04-10
Ever Onward,

Yesterdays highest point Of
achievement is the starting point Of
today's ."-Paulist Fathers Motto.
The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1916-04-10
Surely Not.

-wIkki-Wikki Pau-Aloba- is the "a
sional motto OF Hawaii. a sentiment
nm possibly take exceptionally
The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1916-04-10
ortimIEtla Thounh

EvG report is easy to u't bat d,facuh
% carry
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1916-04-11
Hot Water for
Sick Headaches
Tells why everyone should drink
hot water with phosphate
in it before breakfast.

Headache of any kind, is caused by
au1nintoXication-w means SELF
poisoning. Liver and bowel p0isons
called toxins, sucked into the blood,
through the lymph duets, excite the
heart which pumps the blood so fast
that it congests in the smaller arteries
and veins OF the head producing vio-
lent, throbbing pain and distress, called
headache. You become nervous, de-
spondent, sick, feVerish and miserable,
your meals sour and almost nauseate
you Then you resort 10 acetanlide,
aspirin or the bronides which temper
arily relieve but do not rid the blood OF
these irritating toxins.
A glass Of hot water with 4 teaspoon
full Of limestone phosphate il it, dranl.
before breakfast for awhile, will not
only wash these poisOns from your Gys-
TEN and cure you Of headache but will
cleanse, purify and freshen the entire
alimentary canal.
Ask your pharmacist for a quarter
pound Of limestone phosphate. 1t is in
expensive. harmless as sugar, and al
most tasteless, except for q sOurish
twinge which is not unpleasant.
# you aren't feeling your best, If
tongue is coated or you wake ~ with
bad taste, foul breath or have colds,
Indigestion, biliousness, constipation
or sour, acid stomach, begin the phos-
rhated hot water cure to rid your
system of toxins and poisons.
Results are quick and it is claimed
that those who continue 10 flush ont
the stomach, liver and bowels every
morning never have any headache or
know miserable moment
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1916-04-11
$4,000 OF STEEL
RAILS ARE ORDERED
Northern Pacific Buys Now to
Protect Itself Against Pos,
sible Increase.
sible Increase.

ST. Paul, April lU.-To protect itself
against possibility Of an increase in
price, the Northern Pacific railway
has placed orders for 10000 tons OF
steel rails for 1917 delivery. At the
present market price Of SIS ton, the
rails will cost $4,000 o. In ordering
so far ahead, The Northern Pacific is
following the example Of several Of
the large Eastern carriers. This is
the first order Of the Kind to be placed
by Northwestern road.
Price Not Soaring.
The order focuses attention Of To-
cal railway officials upon the fact that
steel rails alone, Of all railway mate
riais, have failed TO advance in price
as result Of conditions arising out
Of the European war Track spikes
have advanced in price II per cent
high-speed tool s.eel G22 per cent,
sheet tank steel So per cent, culvert
pipe 80 per cent, and other supplies
similarly.
G. N. Not in I,,arket.
The Great Northern probably will
not order any rails, having a large
supply on hand for this years work.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1916-04-11
leliveIt LEADING Batter.

Jack Lelivelt, formerly an outfielder
with washington and several other
CLUBS in the American league, led the
american association in batting last
season. In 152 games he had an aver
age or .346 Compton Of Kansas City.
Braves, was second, with .3l3.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1916-04-11
SAFER THAN FOOTBALL
Frank Moran Compares College
Game With That of Boxing.
Rough Handling In Ring Pleasant
Dream Compared 10 Treatment
Received OF Griciron-Fight.
ing Supposed to Be Brutal.

Frank Moran, who is 4 leading con-
tender for the heavyweight title, was
perusing the football results recently
in New York. The football columns
receive Franks attention first in any
newspaper
"Ah, that's the game for you" en-.
Unused Moran. Football is one of
the greatest games in the world-and
the toughest. Boxing is a cinch when
compared with football l know. I
have played at both games. I played
football regularly for three years
and pardon me If say I was pref
ty fair player. In 1908 l studied den
tistry at the University Of Pittsburgh
and played with its football team. A.
ter that played left tackle on the
Pittsburgh Lyceums, high-class pro.
fessional team that toured the sur.
rounding country and met the best
pro teams as the Easter Superbas,
Canton Tigers and the Columbus Pan
handle eleven. So you see know
what am talking about" concluded
Moran. re-
Yes, sir, fighting is supposed to be
a brutal sport and is being legislated
against in some parts of the country,
but let me tell you that l have been
battered and banged more in one foot.
ball game than during all NY career
in the ring. In the ring you fight one
man, on the gridiron you have eleven
to battle.
THE worse beating l ever received
as boxer was pleasant dream com.
pared with the rough handling have
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1916-04-11
NOTICE

At the request of my SON. Paul Run
ey, have granted him his time and
earnings and will therefore not be
responsible for any debts or oblga-
tons contracted by him.
! will appreciate any counsel or adj
vice given him for his own good and
benefit. Asst
w. E. RUNEY.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1916-04-11

Miss Dora HENSON and Clifford Eg-
gleston Of McHenry were united in
marriage at New Rockford. The
young couple will make their home
on the groom's farm near that place
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1916-04-11

To Cure Cold in One Day.
Take LAXATIVE BROMO QUININE
Tablets. Druggists refund money if
it fails to cure. E. w. GROVES sig
nature is on each box. 2jc.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1916-04-11

Mary Logsdon and Wesley McElroy
Of Hillsboro were united in marriage
in Fargo at the Presbyterian parson-.
age, by the minister Of the Methodist
church. .. -s.1. sa--,-- d. ..e g"
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1916-04-11

Miss Anna Zebel and Anton AdOlph
Shand, both of Gladstone, We're unit
ed in marriage by Rev. Dugal McIn-
tyre.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1916-04-11

. Somebody II looking for Aslp. Q
= You are looking for wGrk. hst .
= us Ind the man wAo AexaS you. Q
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1916-09-16
Lem & His Sooper-
stishion

Lem Skillings, one of Bingville's most
respeckted citizens, would probly be
more respeckted if he wassent SO blamed
sooperstishious
We persoom all of us is more or less
sooperstishious, but Lem Skillings is
worse than that
Tother day Lem was on his way
down the street when he come to Ranse
Peabody, who was up on ladder paint
ing the cornice of his front PLACER
with red paint. Being as Ranse's front
p1azzer, just out clost to the sidewalk,
the end of the ladder which was on
the ground was outside the sidewalk,
and Lem seen that he would haft to
either walk under the ladder or git often
the sidewalk in. order to git around it.
Lem would almost ruther take pizen
than to walk in under a ladder, being
as he considers it bad luck to do so,
and when he seen Ranse up there paint
ing away at the cornice and whisslin
joyous to hisself, being as he diddent
see Lem approaching. Lem he stepd of
fen the sidewalk to walk around the
ladder. but instid of lookin where he
was steppin he kept gawpin up at Lem
and LENS foot slipd
When Lem found hisse1f falling he
grabd out with both hands at the near
est thing there was to grab at. which
iii this case was the ladder, which as
he fell Lem shifted over about three
feet at the bottom, and the next minn1t
Ranse, who was on tother end of the
ladder & about Is it in the air, lost his
footing and fell. inclooding the ladder
& gal pail full of red paint which
Ranse had hung onto. a rung of the
ladder by iron hook. What folders
almost beggers descripshion
Ranse lit on top of Lem, who was
alreddy flat on the ground This, of
course. helpd TO break Ranse's fall, but
it blamed near broke LENS back and
squashed the wind outcn him. The
pail of paint reached the ground about
the same time Lem did, splashing paint
all over Lem and Ranse also. and then
the pail lodged right over LENS head
and stuck there, so that when he hol-
lerd for help his voice coming from the
inside of the pail had sort OF smotll-
erd & strangeld sound. To cap the eli
max the ladder fell by this time, hitting
Ranse belt on the head that made him
see stars and soon raised a bunch as
big as hens egg.
It was a turrible surprise for Lem
and Ranse also Ranse desired to know
OF Lem why in Sam Hill he puld the
ladder out from under him like that for
splitting his paint and might of crippled
him for life. Lem tride to explain. 1T
Lem couldn't make head nor tail of
what he was saying with that paint
pail on his head and puld it off Then
Lem explaind about grabbing at the
ladder when he fell and about believing
it was bad luck to 90 in under ladder
Ranse said he diddent: think it could OF
been emmy worst luck than to go out
side of it, considering what had hap
pend to both of them. Then Lem and
Ranse separated in deep disgust to
clean the red paint often theirselfs
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1916-09-16

her. Molly is purity neat looking girl
to begin with The wimmen folks at
church picked Molly's new dress all to
pieces behint her back, saying it did
dent fit her and was cheep goods and
would fade, ct cetery, too numerus to
mentchion, but we persoom their critl-
cizms was prompted by jellussy.
Lem Brown, our expert carpenter, IS
building three new steps onto Simon
Cooper's back kitching door, being as
the old ones was almost wore out, ana
before Lem got the new steps in Tues
day morning and after he had removed
the old steps Monday afternoon Slime
forgot about the steps being gone and
stepd out the back kitching. door Mon
day night after dark, falling about three
# and contoosing his nose, also sprain-
ing his ankel
Widow Henderson says it is really
remarkable how her hens is keeping
up their laying for her, being as she
gets almost as menny eggs per day
now as she done in the spring This is
rather unushual for hens and why is it !?
Eph Higgins, our accommodating P.
NJ. says that for the past wk or SO
mail has been quite heavy from the CO.
seat 10 Bingville, consisting mostly of
advertisements of one kind or another.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1916-09-16
Personal Breefs

1t is quite cloudy to the west as we
go to press. Well, you can't never tell
what cloud will bring forth.
Amos Hillyer, our 1oryer, legal lite
& ]. of the P, says that like blamed
fool he went and lent one of his law
books to somebuddy and now has for
got who to. Any person ansering the
above descripshion who has Ame's law
book had better return it to Anne at
onct or take the consequences
Cyrus Hoskins, one of our most pros
porous citizens, who has money in the
hank and will probably keep it there.
dropd into this offs tother day to pay
us s. on his back subscripshion, but he
diddent do so, being as he discovered at
the last ininnit that he diddent have
nothink less than a $40 bill which we
couldn't change. That aint the 1st time
Cy has paid that same trick on US He
knows we'll enuff that our average finan-
chial statoos is stitch that we couldn't
change the insignificant sum of 10 cts.
let alone $40, and he ort to be ashamed
to take advantage of us in this despick-
able manner.
Hank Dewberry is suffering from a
runabout on his finger. Hank says he
wishes the dognashion thing would run
dDOdt anu IulilD OilCll Ills HIlSG1 OHIO
somebuddy else's finger who would en-
joy pain and anguish noren he does.
Mrs. Deacon Leavengood had a awful
sick headake tother afternoon which
obliged her to go to bed. After she
had laid down and whilst she was suf-
fern the Deacon come through the
house and slamd the doors which made
her headake worsen ever
Doc Livermore, our human speshial-
ist & horse veterinary. was cald to at
tend Sim Wilkins last wk, who had tur-
rible pains from having eft somethink
praps, but he diddent know what Doc
give Sim a pill about as big as a mar
bic and discovered too late that it was
pill for colick in horses instid of hu-
mings. However Sim shortly got bet
ter and Doc says the pill done it, and
he is awful glad to discover that what
is good for beast in this case is also
good for man.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1916-09-16

can scrape together enuff appels
during September or Ocktober has
a bari of cider made and then with
ill-conceald impashients sets around
fijjittin until it gifts hard. In other
words hard cider is a very poplar
comoditty in Bingvi1le & surround
ing naberhood and far be it from
us to denounce it.
Like everything else hard cider
is somethink that can be abused if
it is partook of to too great ex-
tent If a man sets down beside
hard cider bari and consooms one
tin dipperfull after another. of
course it amt long until he aint in
no condishion to tend to bizness or
foller a strate line very fur. He
becomes no conpus mentus 4
makes hisself ridicklus in the ex-
tream. But if on tother hand a
person knows enuff to take hard
cider or let it alone & uses it in
moderashion for his sturnmick's
sake or his stummicks axe or for
emmy other emergency then it amt
stitch a bad thing to have in the
house & comes in handy on many
occasion.
It is our opinyun that when
Bingville citizen denounces hard
cider he ort to have the courage
of his convickshioris. Take Deacon
Butterworth, for instants. When
hard cider is mentchioned in the
Deacon's presents he flies into
rage and talks aginst it until he gifts
outen breth And yet it leaked out
last winter that in the fall previous
the Deacon had a bari of cider
made, unbeknownst to ennybuddy,
which he hauled home on the sly
after dark and put into his celler,
and that he consoomed the whole
bari hisself during the winter. Per-
sonallv we would ruther take
glass of hard cider now and then
and let the chips fall where they
would than to be regarded as a
hippercrit. Let Deacon Butterworth
smoke these fackts in his pipe be-
fore he denounces hard cider again.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1916-09-16
Country Correspondence
HOOPER'S MILLS

Your correspondent at this place has
been trying TO interest Seth Green to
become subscriber for the Bugle, and
Seth says he will pervided he can sell
his potaters at a good fgger When
Seth subscribes the 1okal circulashion
of the Bugle in this vicinity will be
three
1t rained here last wk but no objeck-
shion was heerd to the shower, being
as the roads was very dusty.
Hame Peters is the proud owner of a
spotted COW, who presented him with
cupple of twin calls last wk. The
mother is we'll and SO is the calls.
IL Watson made a flying trip to
Bingville last wk-well, not ject exack-
ly to say flying either As a matter of
fackt returning in the P NJ IL broke
a axle of his buggy, and by the time he
dragged it home on a spruce sap1ing,
walking his horse all the way, it was
nearly midnight.
Granny Hill, in spite of her so odd
yrs, is awful spry, and can go I'D stairs
two at time if necessary, she says, but
Granny also says it amt necessary.
We understand Homer WEIGH has
been counting young lady from Hard
scrabble for the past several wks. There
is several purity girls at Hooper's Mills
good enuff for Homer or ennybuddy
else, and in our opinion Homer ort to
paternize home trade.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1916-09-16
HAPPY VALLEY

Amri Haines is milking II COWS at
present. Amir says it pears to him that
all he gifts done from morning till night
is to pull away at one or another OF
them drafted cows, and he gifts awful
sick of it. He has to begin at 4 o'clock
in the morning and the same time IN
the P NJ to git through in time for
breakfast & supper.
Miss Hetty Brown, who has been
threatening to git married for several
yrs, amt been heerd to- say very mulch
on the subleck of matrymony lately
Is it true as roomerd, Hetty, that Wal
ter has throwd youe over b. Thissis sad
if true.
Mrs Jane Hawkins, who has rug
making apparatus, has made several
rugs lately and sold EN- to summer Wis
itters who. frequent these parts. We
don't see what summer visitters would
want with James handmade rugs. To
us they're awful ugly.
Scion Cobb says his hay diddent turn
out this yr as well as he had hoped it
would, but he calkilates he'll have enuff
to feed on thru the winter without buy
ing emmy.
Your correspondent desires to inform
you that his last wks Bucle diddent ar
rive on time In fackt it diddent arrive
a tall and it is to be hoped this wont
happen agin.
The appel crop in this naberhood is
a going to be a big one this yr. In
some cases there is so menny appels on
the trees that the limbs has broke with
their weight.
News items are not what we would
call plentiful this wk They would be
more plentifuller if folks would take
the trouble to tell us about their doings
so as we could put it into the Bugle
PRO BONO PUBLICO.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1916-09-16
LokaL SquibS

The nights is becoming quite coolish
for change They will become still
more coolish later on.
A good menny folks hereabouts amt
got their potaters dug as yet Also
some amt got their winter wood ehopd.
Ham Whittacre had a pr OF boots
half soled at the co seat last wk and
got charged Is cts for the job Ham
was awful pervoked becuz he diddent
ask the cobbler how mulch he was a
going to charge him afore he done the
job instid of afterwards. Ham diddent
think it would be moren so cts and he
says he would of sold both boots out
right for what he had to pay to have
EN- half soled.
Miss Molly Tucker apeard at church
last Sunday in new blue dress which
in our opinyun 1ookd awful neat on
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1916-09-16
CIDER EDDYTORIUL

When Hen Slocomb from down
Snake Bend way brung in to this
offs a advertisement a nouncing
the fackt that he had opend his
cider mill down on the Bend and
was ready to do bizness making
cider for folks in general & every
buddy else in partickler (which
advertisement apears in another
collum elsewhere in this ishue of
the Bugle), it ockurd to us with
our ushual sagacitty right off that
right here would be 1st class sub
jeckt to write edytoriul about en-
titeld. Cider. Hard & Soft" so
here goes.
When Hen brung in his adver-
tisement little did he think that he
was giving us inspirashion for a
eddytoriul as well as paternizing
the Bugle as the best & only adver-
Using medium in this porshion of
the co. In other words Hen has
did us a favor and we hope we will
do him faver by giving publicity
to cider in a eddytoriul way. If
Hen desires to furnish us with fur
Their inspirashion along this line he
might bring us sample jug of
cider from the 1st cider he makes
at the mill.
In Our eddytoriul opinyun emmy
person would haft to be purity mar
rer minded if they could scrape up
emmy objeckshion to sweet, fresh
made cider which is refreshing &
inviggerating & sashiates the pangs
of thirst, as we might say, without
beinga inebryating. What is niser
on hot ottun day than to set
down in the shade of a cider mill
and drink at or two of new made
cider?
There is some folks. however, in
this vicinity who amt got no OBJ
jeckshions to sweet cider just drip
pin from the press, but who can't
find word to say in faver of hard
cider, which they class in the same
cattergory with Old Demon Rum
/ & denounce and turn up their noses
at evry time they git chanst.
We persoom stitch folks is got a
right to their opinyuns, even if
/ their opinyuns amt worth nothink,
but as far as we be concernd we
calkilate that most everything in
this world is good for somethink,
inclooding hard cider. If we was
to say otherwise we,would be going
aginst the general sentiment of this
conmoonitty and would probably
lose some subscribers by it.
With few excepshions every
man in this neck of woods who
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1916-09-16

These are all the news-nore a non
or next wk praps. 1RONQU1LL.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1916-09-16
How is
Your Rain
Spouts?

In addishion to doing LIST class car
penter work of evry descripshion
have desided to go into the bizness of
cleaning out cutters & rainspouts as
side line Some of the leaves on
some of the trees has alreddy begin to
FALL and more will continue to do so
this wk and next. AS a result the gut
tiers and rainspouts on the caves of
YOUR house becomes all clogged up
with leaves so that the water cant
run and as a result it backs Up and
s1ops over or comes in through the
roof and spiles the walls and the
wallpaper and does other damage too
numerous to mentchion. Right here
is where 7 come in as gutter & rain
spout cleaner Give me the contract
of cleaning your cutters & rainspouts
and I will garryntee satisfackshion
have ladders & everything necessary
to do the Job and am willing to risk
life and limb in the work but of
course I will have to git paid accord
ing TO the dangers of the job You
cant expeck me to risk my neck climb
ing around over billings for notllink
I would be a blame fool to do that.
When your cutters & rainspouts gifts
all clogged up see me and | will make
Won a price on the job with great
cheer
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1916-09-16

Copyrighted. 1916. by E. A. Gro.ier.