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Der Nordstern. [volume] (St. Cloud, Minn.) 1874-1931, 1916-09-28
Sloan's Eminent fir Meuralgia
Sdmer5en.

9os 6urd MeuraIgia peruriodte
0umpfe &lopfen miro RAID beieitigt
ourd Sloans 2tntment, SOS uniper=
lal=Waittel gegen Sdmer5. 2eidt or1=
%5utpen6en; es 6ringt rai6 EN- obne
&eiben un6 meidt Sic tpeben M1tsfeln.
Steiner un6 prompter mirfim uls
idmteriges Eflaiter ooer saIbe.
Modt Die So1tt nidt fIedig, nod
fdlieBt es sic Goren. Sir iteife M1ts-
feln, droniiden Gbeumatismus,
@idt, 2umbogo, @errenfungen ur6
8erleenngen gibt Is ralde 2inberung.
Sloans Ointment berringert ben
Sdmer5 un6 Gnt5iinoung Bel Snief<
tenbilien, 411etidunge11, 8e11len ODER
moern geringeren Gcrleburget1 BEL
@in6ern. @anft beute cine GInide
BEL g11rem Mpotbefer, 25f. = Mn5.
Der Nordstern. [volume] (St. Cloud, Minn.) 1874-1931, 1916-09-28
g men.

Man nebme etnunoetnbalbes pfunb
feines, bur@gefie6tes Mebl, BRET @ierz
telpfuno quite Butter, Elm @iertelpfuno
our9geiiebten 3uder, feds @ter, 5tpeiz
unbeinbalb l1n3en 9efe, rei4li4 ein
pint marine Mi1d, bic absertebene
@@ale elmer 3itrone ooer einen balben
Seel0ffel mustatbliite. Gin 3ufob
bon brei nnaer gertebenen fiben Diam
beln perfeinert ben &u@en iebr. Na9z
benz ole 8eitanbtetle einige @tunoen
in einem parmer 3immer geitanben
baben, miro bte Butter CUR @abne gez
rieben, Damn fommt Elm gan3es 81
ba3u, ueldes 10 LANCE Qeriibrt mirb,
Bis man nidts mebr oapon ftebt, moo
rauf man einen GBl0ffel @al3, au@
ettpas Mil@ unb 3uder auf glet@e
@ei1e binein: riibrt urtb 10 abpe4felnb
oomit perfdbrt. 3uleBt fommt bic
NIT ettpas Mi1@ anfgel0fte 9efe bo5u,
unb nun miro ser Seig nit ser runz
ben @eite beg @ibrl0ffels gef@1aeen,
Big CT 8lofen nirft. 9ann lafe man
Jpn in Der porber augeri@teten Jorm
gang 1ansfam cine Biz eineunbeine<
bolbe @tunbe 3ueebedt aufgeben unb
Bel ffarter Mittelbibe cine Stunbe TN
Dfen baden.
Der Nordstern. [volume] (St. Cloud, Minn.) 1874-1931, 1916-09-28

Dor benz sic fid nod mebr in o@t
nebmen mill en-, benn er ftubiert als
Mr3t ni6t nur on alien Meniden
berum, 1onbern lit au@ Dos bi5iiss
tie Mitglieo Der beuti@en &olonis
in 9ongtong."
6rdulein Martens rei9te benz
@driftteaer 3uert bic 9anb. Die
fe 8egegnung tommt NIT roter 5inz
tie in mein Sagebu9. gu 9ou1e
bobe ib INNER getpinf4t, benz Ser
fafer 10 pieler i@0ner 8i9er einz
NAL gu begegnen; baB es nun bier
in Der fernen Jrembe ge19iebt,
ma9t Dos 3ufammentreffen fir
MIDI UNI 10 retapo1er. Sd meib
midi iiberbaupt nit al ben neueE
@inoriiden nod gar ni9t auseinan=
berauieben."
Mu9 bic beiben onoeren 9erren
puroen zines 6dnbeoruds gepirz
bigt. Ser Sberleutnant fraate, mo-
bic 9amburgerin ii9 5ulebt aufsez
bolten babe. Sic beri9tete, bab lie
einige Mp9en BEL elmer p%erbeirateten
5reunbin in s instau gepeilt babe.
Limb 5inb Sic etma auf benz
2anopege iber @ibirien nod &iz
aut14ou gereiit9" fragte Der Diff
3ier.
Die iunse 9ame beiabte.
r9ann," fubr Der Sberleutnant
fort, mabrenb feline Mussn itrablz
ten, nitsben Sbnen nod bic humber
bnrften @rlebnif1e bepor. S@ nebz
me an, baB Sic bic Sropen no4
nidt tennen. Sn menigen Sasen
tperben sic Dos Meer in elmer UNI
mQbr19einliden 8ldue leu4ten 1ez
fen, fltesenDe 5if9e neroen bas
S4iff umfpielen, bic SUIT pirb pie
bon @emir3en our4trdntt fem, unb
tpmmer sic er1t na@ @eplon, bann
tpiro ii@ Sbnen glei4iam bas per<
loren %geglaubte paraoies erf@lie>
Ben."
gbe bic 9amburgerin %anttporten
tonnte, mtf@te i@ Der Mr5t Elm.
nMfeine 9errf@aften, nebmen Sic
es nt@t libel, penn i@ %borldufig
ettpas taltes Waher auf SIRE 8e>
getiterung gieBe. SIT es ni4t befz
fer, iebt auf5ubre4en? Wenn UNI
fer @ait beute mod etpas bon 9ongz
tong 1eben 1pu, bann 1T es p1e
bD@ite 3ett. 9a i4 bic Mbiidten
un1res Sui Pan nt9t femme, erteile
ib ibm ol1o bas @prt."
vW1ein perebrtes 5rdulein," fagz
tie &riger in Der ibm eigensn, etz
mas feierli@en Dirt, nba i9 BON
Sbrem 9errn 8ater beauftragt bin,
sic unter meme 5tttt@e gu nebz
men, perben Sic ii@ mobl metnen
Mnorbnungen fiigen. Ser 9ompfer
tpblt beute na4t, bos gebt ME obne
@erdui@ ab, bonn @taub gar ni@t
gu reben. 9esbalb babe i9 mir
erlaubt, amei 3tmmer fir sic i'm
9otel gu belegen. 9aben Sic etz
pas bagegen etnautpenben?"
.Nt@t bos geringfte," erpiberte
5rdulein Martens friblt@. rMir 1T
es gan3 re@t, uenn mir glei@ binz
iberfabren. @as made t@ ober
NIT meiner 3ofe? Mebmen mir lie
sleid mite"
r9a meiB ih Rat," meinte Der
Sberleutnant. nMein 8uri@e tann
bas Mdb@en beriberbolen, iie nirb
ia gemtB al1erlei @a@en fir bic
Na@t mit5unebmen baben."
r9as nebme i9 nit 9ont an!
@nti4ulbigen sic midi muir etnen
Mugenblid, Biz i9 unten 8ef9eto
5uriidgeluKen babe! SSn etnem @uz
genblid bin i4 mteber bier, uno
bonn farm bic Reiie losgeben."
Der Nordstern. [volume] (St. Cloud, Minn.) 1874-1931, 1916-09-28
Maf6feibe reiniqen.

Inn paidieibene 8lufen unb 8leiz
Der gu maiden, f@netbet mon in bier
Quart taltes, peidss Mafer Elm @tiid
@aqietfe, fo4e iie barin tlar unb laf7e
oie @~eifenbribe ertalten. @tn6 perz
i4ie6enfarbige 8lu1en unb &leioer GIT
paf4en, 10 gieBt mon bas @cumafer
in 10 piel @efdBe, a1s @egenftdnbe
Dorbanben iinb, lege bic iorgfdltig 5uz
1ammengefaltete @etbenndide btnein,
10 baB fe iiberau bon Ger 8ribe be-
oedt miro, unb lafe fie 6arin unsez
fGbr bier @tunben iteben. 8eionbers
f9muBige @a4en legt man in bos
talte @anpaKer unb brtngt iie oarin
erit gum Ro9en unb la7e lie ertalten.
Damn ntmmt man tie beraus uno 1pilt
lie in taltem WaFer ti@ttg aus. 3uz
lebt gldttet man bic Wdi4e 5mii4en
reinen, tpeiBen 2einentii@ern troden.
Muf bieie Dirt bebanbelt, berltert Die
@ai@leioe tire 5arbe ni4t unb Be-
bdlt aud ben i40nen @lan5. Mit
benz ibrig gebliebenen @eifenpaier
tann man f@mubige @odtragen, alte
5u9fleiber, molene @ofabe5uge, alte
abgetretene Seppt9e u. I. IN. abbur<
item.
Der Nordstern. [volume] (St. Cloud, Minn.) 1874-1931, 1916-09-28
Sir @amS u1tb
&I9e.
iri@eni in 8 ein3uma o.

&iri@eni in etn3uma o.
Man re@net auf Elm pfuno iube,
i@par3e, ausgeiteinte airi6en, bret
@iertelpfuno 3uder, Der gut gslautert
uno gum 5aben geto4t miro, Damn
legt mon bic &irf@en etn unb lGBt
iie unter fleibtgem Mbi@dumen 5ebn
Mtnuten to@en, Man bebt fie als<
Damn nit benz S4auml0ffel beraus,
to9t ben @aft nod Elm, giebt i'm iiber
bic &irf@en, ldBt iie iber Na@t itez
FEN unb to@t tie oen folgenoen Sag
pieber 3ebn Minuten lang, Inn lie,
menn ertaltet, IN @ldiern auf5ubez
pabren.
Der Nordstern. [volume] (St. Cloud, Minn.) 1874-1931, 1916-09-28
@urfenfa1at 3um Mufbe<
ndhren.

@@0ne, ridt gu itart ausgepo@z
iene, fefte @urten merben gei4dlt unb
in @@etben gef@nitten, pie fir ca
lat. Man fal5t lie Elm uno orudt iie
na9 mebreren Stunoen gut aus, mo-
rauf man fie NIT folgenoen 3utaten
In @inma@9ldfer i@i4tet: pfeffert0rz
ner (peiBe), Melten obne &0pfaen,
2orbeerb1dtter; auf ieoes 9uartglas
Elm Seel0ffe1 @enftDrner mtrb obenz
ouf geitreut un6 bonn better @etneffig
oufgegoKen Biz fingerbreit bonn @ano.
Dieier @anm pirb nit feinem Slipenz
81 aufgefunt, bas @las mirb 3ugez
f9raubt un6 an fiblem Srt aui 6ez
mabrt. Mu@ Dtlbldtter unb ztorner
fDnnen 3ueefigt perben.
Der Nordstern. [volume] (St. Cloud, Minn.) 1874-1931, 1916-09-28
,,Dorbefratt"
Gine Dergsttungsef(dibte uon O..
&ab.

Ser neutrality-suspicious. uno
@iabtrat Dietri9 ltebte nur 5mei
Dinge auf Ser Melt, eine SCOOTER
6eonig unb ]etn Mutp. limb menn
er nit bte1er So4ter in ieinem Muto
fubr, Damn feblte linn ni9ts mebr our
pouen @ludleligfett.
Ser SER @ta0trat NOR eben ntez
Der Bel Den 2ampen, neil CT am ndds
ften> Sage cine ldngere Mutofabrt Dor.
botte, nls linn Ser iunge &e4tsaEz
malt, fem Mieter olts ben eri ten
@tod, gemel0et murbe.
,Wirb ibm nt4ts niben!" tnurrte
9ietri9, bequemte ii4 aber oenno4,
bic &eptiion auf5uf4ieben uno in ietne
@obnnng binauf5ugehen-
Der Re4tsunpalt batte ii4 Dor bier
Mo9en fretmtQtg gum &riegsoienit
gemelbet uno martete ieBt, in bic erft
@arnitur getleioet, i'm Wobn5tmmer-
Mber ct tpartete nt4t a1ein, 9ebmig
leiitete tim @ele11@aft, mas 0ie 2auns
bes @tabtrats rt@t eben perbeferte.
r!6err &at!!" begann Ser Re4tsan>
tpaltz Mustetier. nunfer &egimeu:
pirb pobl balo ausriden! uno bo
tpoute i9 sic 1eBten Minuten nod ba.
gu beniBen - i4 babe MIDI fret
piuig gum &riegsbtenit semeloet, pis
sic mtHen -"
vMadt Sbnen @bre!!" tnurrte Der
@taotrat. vMi9 tpunbert nur, baB
man sic genommen bat! @inen porz
%beitruften Menf9en!!"
u2ieber 9err @ot! @orbeitraft!
Mit flint Marf pegen nd4tlther
Rubeit0rung - 90 NOR ih nod @tuz
bent!!"
,@aal! sic fino oob arretiert
porben! Maden mfrs tur3! Sic
mouen INN !6ebmig anbalten meinen
sic, oas uubte i9 ni9t? Mber einem
porbeitraften Meni4en gebe i4 metne
Sohter ni9t! 1nbentbar! Sd fann
es ieoenfans ni4t! SIS NOR mir etne
@bre, 9err Re@tsanpalt! 9ebpt9,
bu bletbft!"
Sebpiq b1teb uno tpeinte. Ser
6err @tabtrat ging brummeno in ben
Qo6en.
Mm nd&ften Sage tpuroe, Der ldnz
gerer Mutofabrt megen, 3etttg gu
Mittag gefpeift. 3mar 9ebnis bate
,{tartes &opfmeb" nmubte fi4 legen"
un6 fonnte rni9t baran benten," ben
@ater gu begleiten. Ser abgetpiei enc
fSreier itedte ibr i'm &opf mie Der
5tabtrat bDbnif9 bemerfte.
Dietri9 mar bic 5reube naturli@
peroorben, ober sic Mutofabrt gab er
nun gerooe ntdt ouf. @r ba@te Dos
Mubli@e NIT benz Mngenebmen gu perz
bin6en unb ausitdnotge Re4nungen in
Den benadbarten DDrfern ein5utaffiez
rem = benin Ser 6err Staotrat Der<
forqte biele Dorftrdmer NIT Ware.
Sic aunben tlagten 1ebr iiber Sic
1dledte 3eit, uno es oauerte geraums
53eit, ebe tie 1i9 gum 3ablen emit
{9lo1en. 9as drgerte 9errn 9ietz
rid, ba er erparten nut BITE, onf Der
6eimfabrt bon poifen gefteat gu perz
SEN ur0 10 ptel fpdter als FONT na9
6aufe gu tommen. @r JAP na@ benz
pai1ierl9ein Der mar our 9ano
unb fubr hann los.
Mls tre11er @taatsbirger bremit tie
er BEL benz eriten r9ult!" oes pofens,
BEL Ger Bride, baarf9arf unO 5eigte
Sen @6ein Dor. Ser brape M}ustez
tier, in 3ipilperbdltnis @arbiergebilfe
am Martt, los Ben pafFerf4 etn NIT
amtlider Miene bur9 uno 1aste oann
Iebr freunbli@:
SEER @tootrat, 3inben Sic man
jebt Sbre 2aternen an! Sc miro
fdon ounfel!"
Dos bdtte 9ietrid foft iber. ben
Der Nordstern. [volume] (St. Cloud, Minn.) 1874-1931, 1916-09-28
@pn6erbare Mntmpr

= @onoerbare Mntmort.
profehor (tn elmer 3neipe ben
5tammtti@ nod leer finoenb): Donz
%nertpetter, mo- bleiben 6enn bic @fel
10 lange?
Reaner: 9abe feline Mbnung, 9err
profefor, - Sbre aonege1 iiub nod
nidt ba!
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1916-06-18

"Ye-ye-ycs, sub, he suffered, when we
asked him if the rumor was true. Il
ggot mated ag-g-ag'in. I'm a-Lookin
f-fer t-trou'ble, subj Poor old black
Jimmie Odor! Some comedian in 81
dressed him in a silk hat, long coat,
tweed knickerbockers and woollen stock
ings; and Jimmie wore the things pa
tiently, or, it may be, proudly.
Nowadays. the boys have their Sta
dunn, and a most compendious and
overpowering contraption it is; but
they don't know what it means to
take coach, on the morning of Thanks
giving Day, at the stunning new
Holland House, and go careening the
length Of orange-and-black and blue
and-white hammered Fifth Avenue to the
Game, outcheering and passing the Yale
four-in-hands all the way The game
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1916-06-18

President of the United States had the
darkest and thickest hair Except Jesse
Willamss) on the whole campus, in
those days; and that has changed COM
prehensibly. We crowded his lectures,
both kinds of u.s. the idle apprentice as
eagerly as the industrious.
How the figures come to mind Again
we see them crossing the campus, books
under arm: Duffield, Orris, Ormond,
and kindly, absent pedestrian wear
ing Cameron plat" you see the
fine white face of Dr. Shields as he
drives out Nassau Street in his victoria.
New ivies grow on Nassau Hall, but the
older vines cling to it even more strong
ly, and so do the older memories. Most
august, and, in its gentle way, ghostli-
est of these, is that of the delicate and
tremulous figure, so very, very old and
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1916-06-18
Famous Princeton Table Top of the Early Ninetes

itself has changed-for the better, of
course, and even we can see how much
more scientific and incomprehensibe it
has become; how much less bitter; how
much less visibly heroic. Never again
shall we behold that catapulting awful
ness with the "sulphurous name,' that
hurting devastation called Heffelfnger;
never again shall we see Heffelfnger.
single-handed, destroy the Princeton
wedge! Against that sudden leviathan
we sent, year after year, our own Jesse
Riggs, and, when the line played low"
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1916-06-18

fragile, taking the air and slowly shut
fling homeward in the late afternoon
under the groinings Of McCosh Walk
his own walk. We used to slow our
steps to a creep and go with him part
of the way, until we feared that the
questions he asked us over and over
might be firing him.
There was another old Jimmie, a
humble and swart merchant with his
wheelbarrow of indigestibles-but
Lord we could digest anything then!
usually to be found near "old chapel"
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1916-06-18
Tour of the Restaurant Underworld 0vih Bo0rdot Heath
INSPECTOR Helps One to Ans0cer the Question WHho~t
the Waitev'S AM-AS the Manager Is Dressed
So the Food Is Inclined

but the wooden mixing boards fairly
cleaned. so thoroughly were they
scrubbed, and the pots and pans gave
evidence of being washed after each
using, most extraordinary thing in
restaurant lore. The ice box was i'm
maculate and the food all removed from
the cans and kept in covered crooks
Apologies were made for bag of -four
which had burst, spilling some of its
contents over the floor. On the whole,
one wouldn't have minded eating in that
kitchen or with the manager.
AS a matter of interest it may be
noted that this manager also was rated
bad" because all of his employees had
not cards from the Board of Health GER
tifying to their physical fitness to
handle food, but that can be remedied
by the time the next inspection is made,
and then the little manager can faunt
a good" card from his dining room"
WlHuOW III llc lace VI JIlc NUlbc-lllSu
sepulchre across the street.
The lesson of all this is that the per-
sonal equation is the chief factor in the
cleanliness of a restaurant--or, to be-
come editorial, of political system or
national honor. It is the man whose
personal Job it is to get the thing done
who makes or mars a system-not the
men who devise the system.
And if you are in doubt about the
condition of the kitchen Of any restau-
rant, the only safe way is to ask to see
the manager. When he appears ask
him if he would mind stepping up to the
window a minute where you can get
good light on him. There you can look
at his teeth, roll up his sleeves and in
spect his cuffs, and ask him to say
''bla-a-a-a," while you listen at his chest.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1916-06-18

Of most of the members of the faculty
as "old"; but there were others with
whom we feared to be so familiar
even in mental soliloquyl OF Doctor
Patton, for revered example, doubt if
one Of us could have imagined his
mother addressing him with any assur-
ance, even in his childhood, by his first
name.
General Karge
In the early years of the Golden Nine
ties we had the rollicking luck to read
Faust" and Herman and Dorothea"
under that bravest and kindest and old
Worldliest of Generals. | see him now,
lifting his high hat and bowling, in the
sunshine of a May afternoon, on the
steps of Dickinson, to Kentuckian of
our class, likewise encountered. This
amateur Colonel had made a thoroughly
unjustifed request for leave of absence,
but he had made it in an elaborate, old
fashioned Kentucky way.
81 never refuse anysing to gentle
man, sir" said the General.
Sabres flashed over Faust" and am
munition trains wandered among the
carts Of Herman and Dorothea,' in the
Generals classes; and the sly students
learned ways of evasion that in the end
gained them more perhaps than they
knew at the time. Sorrowful that day
when the General quietly left Jersey
City ferry-boat for longer ferrying
It was the day when the '93 Glee Club
upset splendidly en- mGSSe into four
foot snow-drift, outside of Omaha; and
the news of the Generals passing trou
bled and somewhat hushed even that
uproarious assembly.
For Dean, in those days, we had the
truest possible portrait of Dean and
right old-fashioned gentleman; Dean
Murray There was the finest dryness
about him-most evident perhaps
when he would allude to the railway
timetable in answer to painstaking ora
tons upon the desirability of averting
dangerous parental shock in distant cit
les. But how Just he was-and how
absorbing we found his English lee
lures In those days of careless cut
ting" we never cut the Dean Nor
Professor Scott, nor Professor Mag
gie.' nor Woodrow Wilson eitherl The
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1916-06-18

nothing short of criminal negligence
would insure immunity, or his eyes
would have to be practically shut all of
the time.
But, be that as it may and it probably
is. the one tangible lesson of the tour
through the underworld with the res
taurant inspector was this: as the man.
ager is, so is the kitchen. What, then,
shall an untidy manager bring forth
good fruit-whip, or one that is clearly
any evil thing?
The upkeep of restaurant is almost
always in the hands of its manager. He
knows the Board of Health rulings
about milk tags, health cards, ETC., and
he also knows that dirt at large in the
kitchen means dirt in the food. A man
ager who realizes the value of cleanli-
ness has his kitchen clean as matter
of course. A manager who is Indifferent
will never have a clean kitchen, because
he doesn't understand the term.
The first restaurant we visited was
one with a window full Of performing
pastry and white enamel lettering on
the glass, announcing down in the cor
ner that there were tables reserved for
ladies, if there were any ladies reserved
enough TO demand one. This gave
tone Of cOnventionality to the place,
and, what with the nickled coffee urns
and tiled floor, it was place you
wouldn't hesitate to take man who had
asked you for bite to eat.
The manager. however, had on
white coat with coffee trimming and an
eight-day collar, and apparently wasn't
in sympathy with the Board of Health
investigation. He considered it quib-
bling.
And once we had fallen down the
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1916-06-18
Bv ROBERT G.. BENCHLEY

greasy stairs to his kitchen his reti-
cence was understandable. In dank
grotto. under dust-incrusted pipes, we
came upon the makings of "to-day's
special" and thousand and one other
things which went by Christian names
in purple ink up on the bill of fare.
There, over in a bowl, was all that
makes hamburger steak the delightful
sporting chance that it is, and the odds
in this instance were about q to l. On
the left were the materials for straw
berry shortcake, the whipped cream in
the act Of being whipped by machine
which might have once, in its immacu
late youth, been used as an auxiliary
motor in fsherman's dory. Other
things there were, but as this is not the
report of the vice commission the line
must be drawn somewhere. 1t could do
no good to mention them and it might
do the cause Of eating a great deal Of
harm. A man has practically got to
eat, and we can't all kill and cook our
own food ourselves.
The manager said we had caught him
at bad time. That went without say
ing. We couldn't very well have caught
him at worse time unless it were di-
rcctly after a fire. He took his dad"
rating philosophically, much as German
submarine commanders must take their
governments reprimands for sinking
liners. He didn't let it spoil his day.
The next restaurant looked dingy
from the outside and was called din
ing ROOM" suspicious circumstance in
itself, but the manager was a neat little
man who looked like librarian. There
were vinegar cruets on the tables, but
the table cloths we're clean. There
weren't many windows in the kitchen,
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1916-06-18

the two agile cOlossi would lie down in
mud inimicaly, while we wondered pro-
foundly what they were granting to
each other; but when the last game
between them was over they embraced,
not as so often, in battle, but to express
their mighty esteem.
1t was in our senior year that we
had our first football shock, our first
real disaster. General Sir Redvers Butler
defeated by the Beers, could perhaps
have understood US. Pennsylvania in
solently beat us to a. Two or three
years earlier think our score had been
something like SO to 0. Princeton found
6 to A quite unbearable; we took it as
an injury to our honor, and when Dean
Murray, in Chapel next day, began to
speak Of the calamity which had be-
fallen the college, we hung our heads
and thought, Calamityv Oh, calamity
indeedw A few minutes later, when
we discovered that he was abiding to
the death of a Freshman, caused by
typhoid fever, we decided that the
Deans sense of proportion was gravely
lacking. Didn't the man realize that
Princeton had been beaten by U. of P?
And henceforth we had hate by water
and hate by land hate Of the heart and
hate Of the hand; we had one hate and
one alone:
pennsylvania"
We didn't get along very we'll with
Harvard, either; Yale was our only en-
envy to be a friend; and there we're
times when we needed her-and she
was always there for us.
. In our ease we read the
writer's who will never fail youth Ste
venson and Kipling And we read the
new novels: THE Little Minister"
Peter lbbetson,' "Trilby" all
that Richard Harding Davis wrote. We
took our literary opinions from
"Drochs" reviews in Life" and were
far from foolish therein, especially
since "Droch" was not only man wise
in letters but graduated Princetonian,
to our continuing pride, then and sub
sequently. We founded the Tiger" on
Life" Of course, and felt very knowing
and intimate when Charles Dana Glib
son drew picture Of Jimmie Barnes,
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TNHE clothes may not make the
man, but they usually make the
manager. especially if the scene
be laid in a restaurant, and from the
managers clothes it is fairly safe to
Judge the condition of the pots and pans
below-stairs and what goes into the
hamburger steak. ......,.,.o-., ,.,,..>
A trip through the kitchens of various
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DIR. PATRONS LECTURES CON-
N WINGED THEM THAT THERE
y WAS A REAL BIBLE HELL.

When we came from DR.. Patton's lee
lures upon Ethics 49, lectures which
blasted all theories of evolution and our
intellects simultaneously, leaving us
fragmentary and wan, but convinced
that there was a real Bible hell 'twere
well to avoid when we got little older
we passed to the Biological LabOra-
tory, there to learn the processes Of that
evolution we had just denied. He who
guided our reluctant fingers through the
innards of long-since starfish ana
pigeons, he who compelled us to explore
each Granny and recess Of dogfsh too,
too much preserved in jars Of alcohol
he, that new, young Professor Mcclure.
neither has he changed, though there
was time when you could never be
certain whether or no he was wearing
a beard. His assistant of those days,
now late Mayor of Princeton-this one
shows somewhat portly and ducal. but
is the same. Professor Harper seemed
10 us a serious man of middle life; per-
haps he was serious, but we must have
been remarkably mistaken about his
age!
OF course among ourselves we spoke
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downtown restaurants with one of the
Board of Health inspectors in the pres
ent crusade for more sanitary eating
places is sufficient to impress this fact
on the most casual observer. And he
would have to be casual observer who
could go through one of these inspections
and ever feel the same about food again.
He would have to be more than casual; ;