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The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1916-04-25
Healthy Old Age
Brings Happiness
Simple Remedy Promotes Health BY
Overcoming Tendency to Con-
situation.

overcoming lSHuSfiSy W SSh-
stipation.
Advancing years impair the action
of the vital organs Old age should be
the period of greatest happiness, but
good health is necessary. Constipation
should not be tolerated-it is often the
direct cause of i'll health.
Headache, belching, blllousness,
bloat, drowsiness after eating and 9TH
er symptoms of constipation can be
readily relieved by the use of simple
laxative compound sold in drug stores
under the name of DR. Caldwells Syr-
up Pepsin. Mr.. J. H. Bristol, 1412
Gedds Ave, Ann Arbor, Mich, who is
So years old, says DIR. Caldwells Syr-
up Pepsin is the best remedy I ever
used for constipation and / always
have bottle of it in the house to use
when I feel the need of it; it never
disappoints."
DR.. Caldwells Syrup Pepsin is a
mild Iaxatixe preparation, positive in
its effect, acting easily and naturally
without gripping or other pain or dis
comfort For over quarter of a CEN
fury it has been the standard house
hold remedy in thousands of homes.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1916-04-25
HOLD ROSS FUNERAL.

NEW PARIS. O.. April. 25.-The
funeral services over the remains of
Mrs. Ross Reid we're held Saturday
afternoon at the Christian church, Rev.
George F. Critics officiating. Mrs.
Reid was So years of age and was born
in Maryland. having lived here for
seventy-five years. One son, Edward
B. Reid, four grandchildren and two
great grandchildren survive, besides
her husband Burial was made in
Springlawn cemetery.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1916-04-25
HOLD WADE FUNERAL.

NEW PARIS. Ohio. April 25.-The
funeral Of Marion Wade. aged 20 years
was held Friday afternoon from the
home Of William Booher, Rev. Pierce
Of Richmond. In charge. Young lady
friends Of the young man were pail
bearers. interment being made In
Springlawn cemetery beside the grave
OF his mother, who died 9 few years
ago. Charles Wade OF Richmond. is
the boys father.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1916-04-25
NEavous INDIGESTION.

Y, suffered q great deal from pains
In the stomach due to nervous indi.
gestion. She writes, chamberlain
Tablets relieved me right away, and
by taking three or four bottles OF them
was cured OF the trouble and have
not felt any OF the old symptoms
since" Obtainable everywhere.-Adv.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1916-04-25
: Kepo,ize" Crs,p
or Cold Troubles

i Vapor treat1aents for coA TROUBLES are
,better than Internal medicines, e til Va
pors carry the medicsticn direct % Gle
lungs and air passages without Disturbing
the stom1ch.
When Weeks ~vap o-Rubs Salve b a.
piled cvsr the throat and chest. these w.
Pocs, released by the heat of che body. are
Inhaled with each breath. CSC. 10 eI.Co.
N6oaa6 I
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1916-04-25
DR.. JONES TO SPEAK.

MILTON, Ind, April 25.-Dr. Jones
pastor of the NJ. e. church at Cam
bridge City, will preach at the M. E.
church here Wednesday evening.
Everybody is invited.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1916-04-25
PLANT sPfcE TREES

SPICELAND. Ind. April 25.-To
commemorate the naming Of this city.
each citizen is requested to plant
spice tree.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1916-04-25

Druggists everywhere sell it for fifty
cents bottle. A trial bottle of DR..
Caldwelfs Syrup Pepsin can be OBJ
tanned free of charge, by writing to
DR.. W. b. Caldwell, 454 Washington
St., Monticello, Il1inois.-Adv.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1916-04-25
KILL s,7ss FLIES

COLUMBUS. Ind, April 25--In spite
of chilly weather hurting the fly crop,
eighteen leaders in a contest killed
6,736 flies.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1916-04-25
FALL FRIGH1ENs THIEF

NEW PARIS. O.. April 2s.-An at
tempt was made recently to burglarise
the C. A. Pierson pool room and cigar
store, . transom In the rear being
broken out. The thief had climbed
upon stack OF boxes and used an
old broom TO tear the covering from
the transom. and then made an at
tempt to push chair from under the
knob of the door. In doing so. he lost
his hold upon the broom and 1t tell
into the store room, the noise must
have frightened the burglar away.
New locks and windows replaced the
old the following day.
Zinc production of the United States
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1916-04-25

charming garden fete rock shown white embroidered
lines simple youthful Narrow ruffes
arranged the bottom the skirt which dended by hoop
bonng Long sleeves and neck features of the bodice
grde offre blue affords The
bmmed hat with ribbon streamers distinctive novelty
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1916-04-25

Arguments for the determination
for the appeal of Isnatius T. 7. Lin.
coin, the so-called German spy, who 10
resisting extradition to Great Britain,
will be begun April 80 before the
United States supreme court.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1916-04-25
Every Woman Should Use
Every Week Shampoo
To Preserve Her Hair

TO Preserve neF HdlT
If women would use an Anti-septic
Oil Shampoo instead Of the soaps and
shampoos now go commonly used, they
would improve rather than injure the
delicate hair plants. |;
The hair plant is an oil plant and to
wash it with soaps or shampoos con-
tanning free alkali works great injury
It not only cuts the natural oil Of the
hair but it destroys the fatty roots of
the hair plant causing the hair to come
out.
EVERY WEEK ANTI-SEPTIC OIL
SHAMPOO eleanses and purifes the
scalp dissolves and removes dandruf,
opens the clogged hair-cells and leaves the
scalp soft and healthy.
It leaves the hair soft, lustrous, fluffy
and easy to handle.
Excellent for men and children also.
A large bottle holding 81 teaspoon
fuls Soc at
ThistlethWaite's drugs
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1916-04-25

Zinc production of the United States
during 1915 amounted to s560.000 tons.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1916-05-31
ONE WISE MAYOR.

San Diegos mayor asks the city council for ordin
ance prohibiting limitations of Charlie Chaplin the
streets such things undoubtedly detrimental 10
the dignity and high standing of any municipality he
says
We rise to second the san Diego mayors motion.
We will second il twice. If permitted.
Charlie Chaplin his imitators be all right on
the screen At the pubic doesn't have witness
their stunts If it doesn't But IL down
our threats on the public thoroughfares carrying the
thng only detrimental to the dignity
municipality realize forciby
and frequently fools mortals be- Roosev cit
warns us America is becoming "Chinaized -
There's darn sight danger of its becoming
Chaplinized.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1916-05-31
GREAT BRITAIN's STRONG MAN.


Let LIOyd-George do it, seems to be the motto OF
the British government. when there is SIX on hand
big for anybody else. And Lloyd-George promptly
goes and does it. Settling the Irish problem is the
latest and perhaps difficult OF long series
of jobs which he has made good.
It is really remarkable. the confidence that the
British nation has come to little Welsh
lawyer" a few years regarded with
contempt disrust. Premier Asquith thought to
have done perilous thing when he made Lloyd
George chancellor of the exchequer-as we should call
him. secretary treasury with far greater powers
secretary possesses The office called for
fnancier and he had no financial experience. 1t
called for level head and Loyd-George was regard
ed as erratc. His social reforms, especially his ap-
portionment taxation bear more heavily on the
rich. made him bitterly hated. And then the
war and proved his right to the place With financial
demands incomparably greater than had been
imposed on any nation Loyd-George taught banking
bankers and put the country's finances such
a sound basis that Britain is financing herself and
several of allies with ciockwork regularity and
smoothness.
With that chore attended to. found that the
pressing need England supply of NUM-
tions. and shells needed more than
soldiers That meant the organization of the nations
industries along entirely meant too,
ducing the intractabe British workman to state of
docity and steadness. So Loyd-George was made
minister Of munitions, with dictatorial powers. And
within year have completed that assign
ment eectually that be spared for the next
herculean task. the pachcauon of Ireland.
Nobody else has ever succeeded in doing what Lloyd
George is now undertaking-the reconciliation of the
Catholics Protestants of Ireland Two ago
Ulster was in revolt against the prospect Catholic
domination that involved in home rule Lately
part of Catholic Ireland has been in revolt because
dstrusted home rule promises, and wanted complete
independence. Feeling higher than for years
Home-rulers Obstetrics rreconciable. There
is the double problem o working practicable
self-go eminent plan for immediate acceptance and
getting all Ireland a state of mind that will
strengthen instead of the empire in its big
struggle.
And nobody doubt that Lloyd-George can
do it, prominently the Strong Man
British empire In all probability. he will be the
next premier There still tremendous tasks ahead
of him. if ne continues grow, in the reconstruction
that must follow the History men rank him with
Lincoln and Bismarck-but why mention the militar
istic bureaucratic Bismarck in the same breath
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1916-05-31
WAR INSANITY

The prolonged verdun battle like other phases Of
the great war has become an old story. We no
longer moved by the of it. Reports of many
meters gained. OF a bombardment Of many hours
duration or even loss Of many thousands of
men. make little impression. II is only mathematical
We make sort Of academic reckoning OF it, so
much to the good OF so the bad according
the report suits our partisan sympathes
get it.
But here is what is actually happening at Verdun,
as told by a French captain
West Of the Meuse at least one dies in the
open air but at Douaumont is the horror Of
darkness. where the night in tunnels
screaming with the lust of butchery deafened
by shells and grenades stifed by smoke.
Even the wounded refuse to abandon the
struggle AS though possessed by devils. they
fight until they fall senseless from loss OF
blood A surgeon a front line post told me
that a redoubt at the south part of the fort
of 200 French dead. fully half had more than
two wounds. Those he able to treat
seemed utterly insane. They kept shouting
cries and their eyes blazed, and strangest
of ALL they appeared indifferent TO pain. At
one moment anesthetcs ran owing to the
mpossibity of bringing forward fresh sup
plies through the bombardment. Arms, even
legs were amputated without groan, and
even afterward the men seemed TO have
felt the shock"
has to. 1t is worse than
anything Sherman ever dreamed of. Who
template that vivid picture of blood and
darkness and battle fury without shuddering that
human beings like himself should come this? Who
can read it and not pray for peace?
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1916-05-31

CONGRESSMAN Ed. TAYLOR of Colo
RADIO. was the first principal OF the
high school in Leadville-back in
the days when that was about the
toughest mining town in the cOun-
try. II was a rare thing for him 10
go through day without taking
away a revolver. a dirk, or a pair
OF brass knuckles from one OF his
pupils. They carried such things
with them 10 school with the same
happy UncOncern that youngsters
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1916-05-31
A NfORAH.

mand II" guy went in and asked for
a raise ir wages. The PuSsyfOoter
said he would like a couple dollars
more a week. thought he was en-
titled TO it, but added that if busi-
ness didn't justify it he would wait.
The q Demand It. guy wanted
five bucks more a week and insisted
that if he didn't get it he would quit.
They are breaking in a new man
now, and it's not the successor to
the Pussyfooter. He got his two
dollars.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1916-05-31
LIGHT OCCUPATIONS.

Joseph Decker, who is having a
new monument erected on his lot in
the cemetery, was experimenting
the work of laying the foundation
this morning, when workmen dug
up a perfect Indian axe, made of
stone. Tho axe was found at q depth
of asout nine feet, and Joe has been
exhibiting it to his friends this af-
acknowledgement Democrat.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1916-05-31
ADAM CROOK SEE

What's the use of havin a baby
week when they haint old enuf to
appreciate what we're doin for
them. Our idea of a Optimist is
sumone that behaves Charley Fair
banks is going TO be nominated.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1916-05-31
Statesmen Great and Near Great
BY FRED KELLY

in the average school of the effete
east would carry marbles.
At the end of the year Taylor had
enough weapons in his desk to equip
a Mexican revolution.
Cong cssman Merrill Moores of
Indianapolis, earned his first money
by learning the Westminster Cate
chism at one cent per answer. Be-
sides being the first money he ever
earned it was also the hardest He
would not care TO do it again.
Sen. Shafroth Of Colorado. was
talking about something pertaining
TO South America Another senator.
by way of contradiction, cited him
TO statements in Prescott's book on
Peru.
"Oh. I'm quite familiar with Mr..
PrestCn's book" declared Shafroth.
And he wondered why everybody
laughed.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1916-05-31
A CH1CAGOAN WHO'S AGIN

Mayor Thompson Of Chicago gets this of his
system:
Under pernicious democratic rule are cap
italizing hatred the misery, the suffering
tai agony and pitiful OF the
dreadful carnage in Europe Death in Europe spells
dollars America"
Golly. We bet he has been down to the packing
houses Sow Wow
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1916-05-31

everhng-except for the remainder his life
in the penitentiary OF Missouri.
There are brains enough in this country settle
Mr. Roosevelt without resort TO physical violence.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1916-05-31
IT'S TO WEEP.

Oh, / wish / had an auto
With wheels so nice and white,
Then I'd say that / have got to
Ride this thing all day and night
The longest part would be the hood,
The body would be green,
But I guess it wouldn't do much
good
For 1 can't buy gasoline.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1916-05-31
THE MELTING POT
FILLED BY THE EDITORIAL STAFF

THE FOOL.
A fool and his sayeth the old
Travel bit the path and then part;
The fool is minus honor and glory.
And is back at the beginning.
This story, admit. S and old.
And for awaited undertaken;
1t is stiff and in death cold.
For it wasn't started by
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1916-05-31

WASHINGTON. May 30.-On the
day that Richard Harding Davis
died, two men, one of them a chap
named Blake, sat in the Harvard
club in New York, discussing the
merits of some of Davis earlier
books. AS they talked, they heard
one of the club employees paging
a man named Van Bibber. They
commented on the coincidence of
man with that name being called
for just when they were in the midst
Of discussing Van Bibber and Other
Stories" Later they learned that the
coincidence had extended even far
Their. The papers came out with the
news that just about the time they
were hearing Van Bibber PACED.
Richard Harding Davis had died
at the telephone while trying TO
call the Harvard club.
Representative William Kent of
California. went TO a doctor a while
ago to find out about some minor
ailment. and while there he learned
from the doctor that he also had
a peculiar little swelling about one
elbow. This elbow had always
worked perfectly and given general
satisfaction, but the doctor, of
course. gave Kent TO understand
that he was in a serious condition,
ana talked him into having the ell
bow operated upon. Since then
Kent's elbow has not been what ii
once was He rather thinks the
doctor ruined it. The other day he
met another doctor an old friend
Of his. and conided 10 MIN, how his
elbow had been needlessly tempered
with.
We'll, we'll, chuckled Kent's
doctor friend. Doc Soandso did it.
Ell, That's a blamed good joke on
him. He ought 10 have known bet
ter than to fool with your elbow for
a little thing like that. I'll kid him
about IL when l see him."
Yes" said Kent, scratching his
elbow. "It's a rich joke on him. all
right Every time 1 try 10 straighten
out my arm l feel like bursting into
uproarious laughter at his expense"
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1916-05-31

thought our cup was filled to over
flowing.
repartee we are willing TO slip you
a bit Of info and not charge you a
cent. When somebody tells you of
a ball game and remarks that the
pitcher made four hits you want to
say, right off the reel:
They ought to play him in the
outfeld"
Be. there a man In this city of ours.
Who in yesterday morris early hours.
Just after the Memorial days dawn.
Didn't push the mower over his
lawn?
The reporter who sat up in front
looked perfectly harmless when he
uttered this utter: Catching auto
thieves should be easy. Think of
the scent they leave behind"
Convention guests to pay high
AShbei4Sf - tic way one 0ulCdSO pa
per puts, Convention guests will be
soaked.
The Chicago Tribune prints a story
to the effect that on May 90. 1915.
only 149 marriage licenses were is
sued, while on Monday 242 were is
sued, and raises the question: Is
the women's mode of dress the
reason? We are neutral, but is it?
Texas boasts of A sets Of twins
born in one month. Texas is one of
our broadest states.
TWO LETTERS.
South Bend. May IS. 1915.
Press Publishing Co.
Anywhere, A. T.
Sirs: Please remit $3.50 for story
sent you.
Ina Writer.
Anywhere. A. T, May 80, 1916.
Ina Writer.
South Bend, Ind.
Dear lima: Enclosed find check
for 10 cents.
June begins Thursday.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1916-05-31

LOTUS EYE BALM-Grow-s Long
silky Lashes, strengthens and Clears
the Sight. safe Always. 25c and zoe
Bottles at-Coonley s-Advt
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1916-05-31
JUNE

The busy season for the preachers.
o.
JUNE.
AS the postman makes his daily
rounds
You and / are filled with con-
sternation
When we get a letter, for We fear
1t contains a wedding invitation.
The nice part of June is there is
no furnace 70 keep going.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1916-05-31

Perhaps you have heard OF tougher
luck. but when we failed 10 find the
poem TO start off this column. we
thought our cup was filled 10 over
flowing.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1916-05-31

is stated that Gen Nivelle goes the verdun
ways DC IN the
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1916-05-31
WITH OTHER EDITORS
THAN OURS
FROM FOUR QUARTERS OF THE
GLOBE.

Scranton, Pa, Republican,
II is a remarkable feature of the
present European war that the men
fighting on the side OF the allies in
France literally have come from the
four quarters of the globe.
Engaged in the trench warfare
there, or in resisting the mighty
avalanche OF men hurled at Yer
dun are Russians, troops from the
British Isles. Frenchmen. dark skin
ned men from India. Belgians. Ser
vians, MOntenegrins. Canadians
brought from Montreal, Australians
from Melbourne, men from the
United States forming the Foreign
Legion. colonials from South Africa.
and volunteers from New Zealand.
France has added TO her remarkable
array her Turcos from Algeria.
1t is fortunate for the allies that
they are in unquestioned control
of the seas, for in assembling the
fighting force that is holding check
the mighty hosts Of the central
powers their troop ships have been
required 10 semi-circle the earth.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1916-05-31

a Mexican colonel reports that he
has discovered a cave in the noun
tains in which Villa was in hiding
for time. This is about as i'm
ports,nt as the offer OF a sea cap
tain to take people out on his vessel
and show them where a monstrous
sea serpent dived.-Portsmouth, y.
II Herald.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1916-05-31

Try NEWS-TlMES Want AIS
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1916-05-31

Be. there man in this city of ours,
Who in yesterday morn's early hours,
just after the Memorial days dawn.
Didn't push the mower over his
lawn?
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1916-05-31
LIE NEWs-TIMEs PRINTING COMPANY

once. 21O W. Colfax Az.
Home Bell Phone 2loo
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1916-05-31

ARTHUR BROOKS BAKER.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1916-05-31

SUBSCRIPTION RATES Morning and Evening Editions
Single Copy PC; sunday 30; Morning Evening Edition
tally including sunday. hy mail $500 In advance
Delivered BY carrier In South Bend and Mshawaka 500 per
year in advance 12c by the week
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1916-05-31

The busy season for the preachers.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1916-05-31

The reporter who sat up in front
looked perfectly harmless when he
uttered this utter: Catching auto
thieves should be easy. Think of
the scent they leave behind"
Honolulu star-bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1912-2010, 1916-06-23
URIC ACIDGOING GOING GONE
4Anuris. wilI No. ran !. stop Your Baeksehe.

en- Medical Discovery. the standard
herbal system tonic tboth OF which
now come in tablet form for convent.
ence Of carving and taking). An
uric Is now being introduced here,
and many local people are iailg ties.
|tifying to its perfectness.
When you have backache. dizzy
spells or rheumatism, heed natures
warning. II means that you are vic
tim to uric acid poisoning. Then ask
your druggist for aAnurics and you
will very soon become one OF hun.
dreds who daily give their thankful IN.
dorsement 20 this powerful enemy To
uric acid.
II you have that tired. worn-out feel.
ing. backache. rheumatism, neuralgia,
or If your sleep is disturbed BY too
frequent urination. get DR.. Pierce's
Anuric Tablets at drug store, fun
treatment s1.00. or send 10c for trial
package to DR.. Pierce, Invalids' Hotel,
Buffalo. N. Y:-Adv.
Honolulu star-bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1912-2010, 1916-06-23

When Your Eyes Need Care,
Try Murine Eye Remedy
Honolulu star-bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1912-2010, 1916-06-23

People are realizing more and more
every day that the kidneys. Just as dc
the bowels. need to be flushed occa
sionally The kidneys are an elimina.
tive organ and are constantly work
ing. separating the poisons from the
blood. Under this continual and per.
petual action they are apt to longest
and then trouble starts. Uric acid
backs up into the system, causing
rheumatism, neuralgia. drOpsy and
many other serious disturbances. Doc
tor Pierce Of Buffalo, New York, ad.
vocates that every one should drink
plenty of pure water between meals.
Every day should exercise in the out.
door air sufficiently to sweat profuse-
", and from time to time stimulate
the kidney action by means of An.
uric" This preparation has been
thoroughly tried out at his Sanitarium,
in the same way as his "Favorite Pre-
scription" for weak women and Gold