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South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1916-06-22
IN COLD STORAGE.

This is not a joke. but it's clever.
OF course nOw's no time 10 spring il,
but we thought of it. so here goes.
Suppose South Bend and Muskegon
were fighting for the lead in the
Central league. Muskegon was
only half a game ahead and when
both teams won the fan walled
Just because South Bend won, why
Muskegon 30
We haven't had any real war yet
but trying TO read all these war
stories is sure ELI.
o.
Charles Ryan. former farm editor
of The News-Times, has joined the
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1916-06-22
AT THE COLORED CABARET.

Mandy, am yOah program full %"
"Lawdy, no, Mr.. Applewhite. il
takes mo- dan two sandwiches and
a cub oh tee 10 MI NAH program. d"
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1916-06-22
THE MELTING POT
FILLED BY THE EDITORIAL STAFF
THE ETERNAL DILEMMA.

THE ETERNAL DILEMMA
The girl who has tVxt love wealth bad position
For she cannot exist suitable nutrition.
Affection declare hyperbolic flourish.
But words alone phrases
Her lover her
But ultimately she'll require potatoes and
Wen poet hearhrobs
heaven Will OF bisses
We'll cOthe weft spiderweb
hats and hoses
Wen the strife and folly
snail be YOU shall hilarious and jolly
pensive mourns pleasures that
-ourf capacity
you thoughts
m self a sufficient Doodle,
we'd otherwise I'll
To
A r.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1916-06-22

Americans agree with Lloyd-GeorEe that no other
nation has reached the heights of grandeur Of
France duriag
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1916-06-22

piled: Referring to my wire of the
18th, cancel wolves. ''-Philadelphia
Public Ledger.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1916-06-22

state militia. but what we wanted 10
say was the present farm editor is
positive there is one place where he
don't intend following Ryan.
o
Going south for the summer will
be fashionable.
O.
But plenty Of MS Will head for the
north.
Safety first before fashion.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1916-06-22

Clerical positions may be obtained
during the coming two weeks by
NeWs-Ttmes Want Ad-
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SUBSCRIPTION RATES Morning and Evening Editions
Single Copy Be- Sunday &c: Morning Evening Edit "a
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Delivered Bend Mishawaka 500 PEI
year IN advance L. by the week
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1916-06-22

The note to Mexico was "A zizzler
and the chances are that it will be
followed by a boom"
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1916-06-22
A Wonderful Sale Wash Goods and
Thousands of Yards Go on Sale Today

These lovely Silks all fancy stripes all ~
checks and pladS They values Sale Nc
price -
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1916-06-22

Safety first before fashion.
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1916-04-06
Harmonious Neutrality.

A correspondent sends us this story,
taken from a Swiss humorous paper: A
few soldiers who belonged TO Swiss
regiment in garrison at Basel went TO a
cafe for refreshments. One OF them sat
down alone at table. Later civilian,
a German, joined him, and the two began
TO talk.
"Would you fire on the Germans if they
invaded Switzerland ?" asked the Ger
man.
ooh, no, never !" exclaimed the soldier.
"Waiter, something TO drink and a
beefsteak with potatoes for this brave
man." ordered the civilian.
"And your comrades at the next table, "
he went on,-"would they also not shoot
at the Germans if they tried TO invade
this country ?"
Certainly not ~ was the reply.
"IS that the view generally held in the
Swiss army? Are all the Swiss soldiers
so Germanophile ?"
81 don't know" replied the soldier.
"But why would you not fire at the
Germans ?"
Because we belong TO the band"
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1916-04-06
Too CannY For The Thief.

A Scottish farmer was selling wool one
day to a carrier, and after weighing il he
went into the house 10 make out an in
voice. When he came back he missed a
cheese that had been standing on shelf
behind the outer door. Glancing at the
bag OF wool, he observed that il had sud-
denly increased in size.
"Man," he said TO the carrier, H hae
clean forgot the weight o. that bag. Let's
pit il on the scales ance mair."
The carrier could not we'll refuse. The
bag was OF course found to be heavier by
the weight Of the cheese inside. A new
invoice was made out, and the crestfallen
carrier went his way.
The farmers wife at once missed The
cheese, and, rushing 10 the yard, told her
husband that some thief had stolen it.
INA, ma, Meg" replied the farmer
quietly. 81 hae just elt the cheese for
two shilin's the pund."
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1916-04-06
Irish Ingenuity.

Several years ago, writes Companion
subscriber, friend OF mine spent the
summer in lonely part OF northern Ire
land. She had most OF her supplies sent
from London, for there were no good
shops in the neighborhood.
On one occasion my friend ordered a
small box of groceries-only few dol
lars worth-irom London. II was very
long in coming, and after the lady had
made several fruitleSs visits 10 the station
she traced the parcel TO another little sta
ton not far away. 10 which it had been
missent.
SO she hired young lrishman, Johnny
Alger by name, 10 take her over IN his
cart. When she arrived at the station she
discovered that she had lett her bill OF
ladlng at home, but supposed that she
would have no trouble, since she and the
station master had conesponded about
the parcel But the agent. an old man
with great sense of his authority, shook
his head.
"And can't be after letting yez have
it without the bill OF ladin'," he said.
But" my friend protested, I'VE have
corresponded about this box. You know
il is mine"
al know nothin' but that without the
bill OF ladin' Yez can't have the box"
al forgot my bill of ladng; left il al
home," explained the lady, whose pa
tience was ebbing.
OTIS against the rules TO deliver apack-
age without il. Yez can't have it, "
"But have already paid Johnny Alger
twice what The groceries are worth 10
bring me over after them. can't come
again. Won't you please give the box TO
me? must have il"
"Ah, and I'll read the rules again, but
yez can't have il, that know" said the
agent as he stepped back into his tiny Of
flee. Presently he reappeared with a
radiant face.
"Would il hurt the box now TO open it
and take out the things 2" he asked.
"No, OF course not"
"WeII, the rules say yez can't take the
box without the bill OF lsdin', but they
don't say nothin' about the things in IT,"
SO the box was opened, and ten min
utes later my friend was driving home
with its contents, and the station master
was congratulating himself on the ease
with which he had satisfied both the lady
caller and his own conscience. What
subsequently became ofthe box my friend
never learned.
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1916-04-06
The Birds Timetable.

When we consider the great distances
some birds travel and the dangers they
encounter by the way, it is remarkable
that they usually arrive on time.
That the daily trips TO and from the
roost should be made regularly is not
surprising. The birds have only short
way 10 60, and they leave soon after day
break and return just before dark. But
when, year after year, the bobolink, the
Baltimore oriole, the midget humming-
bird, many warblers, and other birds ar
rive from journeys thousands of miles in
length on exactly or nearly the same day,
we ask how they can possibly be so
prompt.
In order to answer this question We
must know something about the birds
timetable. Any one who has studied
the birds about his home for many years
can make timetable giving the dates of
arrival and departure of all the migratory
birds which visit him.
In this time table we shall notice that
the early birdS-those which come in
March-are much less prompt than the
later ones-thoSe which come in May.
This is because the weather of March is
so much more uncertain than that OF May.
In some years, near New York city, snow
covers the ground and the ponds are
frozen almost until April. In others, the
snow melts and the ice disappears before
the middle OF March. But by May !, the
weather is more settled. The first week
in May OF one year is much like the first
week in May of another year.
So it follows that the exact time OF the
arrival OF the birds is more or less de-
pendent on the weather. II is not the
weather which induces them TO come.
What can the Baltimore oriole in Central
America know about the weather near
New York City? Nota thing. He leaves
Central America without regard TO the
weather there or any other place. But
his Journey may be delayed by bad
weather or haStened by favorable wealth.
er. Ii, therefore, he finds the weather OF
one year much like that of another year,
he is apt TO reach the same place at about
the same time year after year.-FTdHk
Chapman.
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1916-04-06

They were speaking about looking on
the practical side OF things the other night
when this incident was recalled by Rep
resentative Stephen A. Hoxworh, OF
Illinois.
One afternoon late in the fall Uncle
Josh was driving slowly toward the town
when an acquaintance excitedly rushed
out to the road and hailed him.
"Say, JOSH" he exclaimed in palpi-
tating voice. "have We heard the news 2"
mo, don't kalkerlaie | have" re-
sponded Uncle Josh. socially stopping
his team. what kind O. news is M"
"Jim Smith committed suicide" an
swered the other. "iung himself from
a beam in the barn."
"ls that so 2" thoughttully reioined
Uncle Josh. wonder Il he got all ot
his corn husked ?"
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1916-04-06
One Result OF The War.

A delightful old lady Of little town in
Nebraska was discovered one morning in
the act OF killing chicken.
"Why, Mrs. Brown, | thought that you
were afraid TO kill a chicken" said a
neighbor in surprise.
"Yes, deary, did useter be, but since
the war broke outI've done fright smart"
81 don't just understand you; what
does the war have TO do with it2"
"Well, you see, it's this way: useter
think that bloodshed was an awful thing,
but since I've been readin' about all them
meu-killin's in Europe iustget rooster
by the feet, lay his head on the block and
say TO myself, Now. Sarah, faint near
so bad as KILN a man. Where's your
neve?' And then just shut my eyes
and whack."
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1916-04-06

Fair Maiden stranded on sandbar by
incoming tide, who has just called for
help knew some succor would come.
Would-be rescuer-If I'm sucker,
you can stay there
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1916-04-06
Do You Know That

-Four per cent OF the inhabitants OF cer-
tain sections Of the South have malaria 2
The United States Public Health Ser
vice has trapped 6l5, IA rodents in New
Orleans in the past IS months ?
The careless sneezer is the great grip
spreader?
Open air is the best spring tonic?
Typhoid fever is disease peculiar 10
man2
Measles kills over II 900 American chill
dren annuaIly2
There has not been single case oi
yellow fever in the United States since
1862
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1916-04-06
SAVES DAUGHTER
Advice Of Mother no Doubt Pre-
vents Daughters Untimely End.

Ready, Ky.-"I was not able TO do
anything for nearly six months" writes
Mrs. Laura Bratcher, OF this place, land
was down in bed for three months.
cannot tell you how suffered with
my head, and with nervousness and
wonanly troubles.
Our family doctor told my husband he
could not do me any good, and. ne had
TO give il up. We tried another doctor,
but he did not help me.
AT last, my mother advised me to take
Cardui, the woman's tonic. ] thought
II was no use for was nearly dead and
nothing seemed to do me any good. But
| took eleven bottles, and now am able
TO do all OF my work and my own
washing.
think Cardui IS the best medicine in
the world. My weight has increased,
and look the picture OF health.
II you suffer from any of the ailments
peculiar 10 women, get bottle OF Cardui
today. Delay is dangerous. We know
If will help you, for If has helped so
many thousands of other weak women
in the past 50 years.
AT all druggists.
Vii. 70: Chattanooga Medicine Co.. Ladies
ADVISORY Dept, Chattanooga, Tenn, for SteriaI
kssf,nefienf on your case and 64-pags book. Home
Treatment for Women" IN pistn wrapper. NC. l2s
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1916-04-06
lood For Colds.

Honey. Plne-Tar and Glycerine are
recognized cold remedies. In DR.. Bells
Pine Tar Honey these are combined with
other cough medicine in pleasant syrup.
DR.. Bells Pine Tar Honey quickly stops
your cough, checks your cold, sooihes
irritation oil the throat. Excellent for
young, adult and aged. lis one OF The
best cough syrups made. Formula on
every bottle. You know just what you
are taking and your doctor knows It's good
Tor coughs and colds. Insist on DR.. Bells
Pine Honey. Only 25c. al Drug
gists.
Woman loves a clear, rosy complexion.
Burdock Blood Bitters Is splendid Tor
purifying the blood, clearing the skin. re-
storing sound digestion. All druggists
sell il. Price 100.
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1916-04-06
have YOU WEAK LUNGS?

= Do colds settle on your chest or in your
bronchial tubesf Do coughs hang on, or
are you subject to throat troublesf
Such troubles should have immediate
treatment with the strengthening powers
of Scott's Emulsion to guard against
consumption which so easily follows.
Scott s Emulsion contains pure cod liver
oil which peculiarly strengthens the res
piratory tract and improves the quality OF
the blood; the glycerine in it soothes and
heals the tender membranes of the throat.
Scott's is prescribed by the best special
sts. You can get it at any drug store.
Scott g. Bovine. bloomfield. N. J.
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1916-04-06

An old man, over 10, recently walked
Ten miles from his home TO Norwich,
Conn. When he reached his destination
he was greeted with some astonishment
by an acquaintance.
"You walked all the way ~ exclaimed
the latter. "How did you get along ?"
"Fine," said the old gentleman "that
is, until came to that sign out there,
Slow down TO Is miles an hour'-that
kept me back some"
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1916-04-06
RUNDOWN WOMAN
Made Strong By Our Vinol

Fort Edward, MY was in a run
down, nervous and weak condition, 80 !
could not do the housework for my little
family of three. / had taken cod liver
oil emulsions and other remedies with
out benefit A friend told me about
Vinol ! tried it and it soon built up my
strength and made me a we'll woman so
/ now do all Of my housework. Mrs.
ELMER GLIDDEN.
We guarantee Vinol, our delicious cod
liver and iron tonic, for all rundown,
weak and debilitated conditions.
OWENS & MILLER, Druggists.
Shepherdstown, w. Va.
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1916-04-06
WEAK, SORE LUNGS
Restored To Health RY Vinol

Camden, NIL had deep seated
cough, was run down, and my lungs were
weak and sore. l had tried everything
suggested without help. One eve
ming | read about Vinol and decided
to try it. Soon | noticed an improve
ment. / kept on taking it and today |
am a well man. The soreness is all
gone from my lungs, | do not have any
cough and have gained fifteen pounds.
- FRANK HILLMAN.
We guarantee Vinol for chronic
coughs, colds and bronchitis and for a.
weak, rundown conditions.
OWENS & MILLER, Druggists,
Shepherdstown. w. Va.
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1916-04-06

Mandy, is your husband sober and in
dustrious ?"
eyes, ma'am, ne shofely is. When
he's sober dere amt man in de world
will work harder TO- de price OF a drink
dan he will"
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1916-04-06
Shepherdstown Jefferson County, West Virginia. Thursday April 1916
Live Thy Life.

JUSTLY thy life in full content.
Do all Thy best with what is sent,
Thou but receivest what was meant.
Just live thy life.
Just live thy life. Be not in fear.
The strength OF wrong shall disappear.
And right is ever drawing near.
lust live thy life.
Just live thy life. Seem what thou art.
Nor from simplicity depart,
And peace shall come upon thy heart.
lust live thy life.
j. L. Stockton.
The Keota news., 1916-07-07
stat. Of Ohio. CITY Of Toledo.

Lucas County, S.
Frank J. Cheney makes oath that 10
Cheney 4 Co.. doing business in the
City OF Toledo, County and state efore-
said, and that said 0rm VII pay tnc
each and every case Of CatArrh that
cannot be cured by the use OF HAkk9
CATARRH CURE. FRANK J. CHENE1
sworn to before me and subscftDeo
In my presence. this 6th day Of Decem.
Der. A. D. 1855. A. w. GLEASON.
fkeaN Notary Public.
Halls CAtarrh Cure - taken intern.
ally and acts through the Blood on the
Mucous Surfaces of the System. eeno
for testimonials. free.
r. ]. CHENEY 4 CO.. Toledo. q
Sold by all druggists. 76c.
Halls Family Pills for constipation.
The Keota news., 1916-07-07
LIVE STOCK PRICES
At SOUTH OMAHA
Cattle Market Ste ady TO Strong.
or; Meagar Receipts

Sheep and Lambs Active and About
steady; Moderate supplies. Lamb
Top Reaches $1o.ss. Bulk Of the
pesIrabies Offerings Go At $1o.5o
Pretty Good Ewes At 500.
Union Stock Yards. South Omaha,
Nebraska. July 4th. 1s16.-The week
opened with q very small run Of cat
tie. only so loads or about $500 head.
Owing to the light receipts. and the
good demand from the dressed beef
men. the cattle market was about 10c
higher than at the close Of last week.
except on the less desirable and more
or less grassy cattle there was some
uncertainty and uneveness in the
trade, although in many cases prices
looked better than the close Of last
week. Good yearlings sold around
$9.60@10.15. There was only few
punches Of cows and heifers here and
they found q ready sale at strong to
higher prices. everything going In
good season. Prices ranging from
$3.751875.
Quotations on cattle: Good to choice
beeves $10.00@10.60; fair to good
beeves $9356985: common to fair
beeves. $s.25@9.25: good to choice
yearlings. $9.50@1O.25; fair to good
yearlings. $8.5O1925: common to
fair yearlings, $7.25@8.5O: good to
choice heifers. &75Oos.5o; good to
choice cows. $7.000sOO; fair to good
cows. $6.00@7.0O: Gamers and cut
ters. $3.75G5.75: veal calves. $4,000
11.50; grass bulls. $5.5O@6.50: heef
bulls. $6.75G7.5o
Shippers bought moderately, paying
about steady prices for their hogs on
Mondays market. The packers also
came out at the start Of the market
with Bids that were as much as &c
lower. BEFORE the bulk Of the hogs
began to sell. however. values got up
to steady basis. and in some in
stances stronger. The general market
was fully steady. average cost being
little stronger. Bulk of the sales were
made at $9.6O@9.G5. the top reaching
$3.50. also the top for Saturday.
Mondays sheep and lamb run was
moderate. arrivals amounting to 25
cars. or about $500 head. The demand
was gold and trade opened in good
season on fully steady basis. The
bulk OF the good lambs sold at $10.50.
while one two-car bunch 6f Idahos
reached a top Of $10.55. The old NUT
ton supply was light, and with good
demand for anything in the eve.
wether or yearling line trade was ac-
tive at steady prices. A pretty good
kind of ewes sold for 81. plain west
erns were bought at S. and mixed
yearlings and wethers sold for $7.75.
Quotations on sheep and lambs:
Lambs. good to choice, $1025@10.55:
lambs. fair to good. $9.75@1O.25;
lambs. feeders. 5000 30: yearlings,
good to choice. $f5O@S.O0: yearlings.
fair to good. $6.75@750: wethers. fair
to choice. $6.5007.50: ewes. good to
choice. $s.5007.00; ewes. fair to good.
$5.6066.50.
The Keota news., 1916-07-07

Folding paper lunch boxes, white and
colored crepe paper, and crepe paper
napkins, ut Stanley's.
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1916-09-01
Embarrassing For the Lecturer.

Civilized people when tney hstea
10 q lecture on some abstruse scien-
tifc subject applaud even if they do
not understand. But there Is sri-
IDENTIFY more frankness among saw
ages, according to a story told By
Captain Guy Burrows. A white man
one evening tried to explain to
some members Of en- African tribe.
the Mobunghi, the wonders Of the
steam engine and steamship. He
drew diagrams on the sand, and the
audience listened and looked with
apparently intense interest. At last
be asked his hearers whether they
understood. "Yes," they replied; !;
they thought they did.
"Thcre was a deep silence" Cap
tsin Burrows said, for some time,
and then a voice in the center Of
the crowd expressed the unspokeD
sentiments of the whole assembly IN
one emphatic word, uttered in .
tone Of the deepest conviction
Liar
Embarrassing for the lecturerE-
Westminster Gazette.
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1916-09-01

The harness races at the Indiana
state fair will have the usual large
number of starters and the sport will
be of superior quality in which many
famous trottlng and pacing stables
will be represented by their best tai
ent. The program follows:
Monday, Sept. 4-2:25 pace, 2:10
trot; 2:O3 pace; 2:25 trot, 2:09 pace;
purse In each race, $500.
Tuesday, Sept. 5-2:28 trot, 2:17
pace, Western Horseman pacing stake
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1916-09-01

Gil Anderson, the Morse Viking OF the
speed game will be seen In the Harvest
Auto Race Classic to be run on the Indian
apolis Motor Speedway, September ..
Anderson Is a record holder and the marx
which he set stands alone in speed annals
He drove the Stutz car $50 miles In the
Metropolitan Cup race In 1915 at an aver
age speed Of SO miles an hour. 1t Is
the belief of speed experts throughout this
country that this mark will stand for
long time: Not because OF the Inability
OF car to go faster, but principally on
account Of the Inability OF drivers 20 with
stand the terrific strain.
Anderson. the descendent OF the Morse
men, those Vikings who sailed the seas
before America was known, endured the
awful speed for those $50 miles; how, no
one knows. 1t is fact. however. that he
aud his mechaEician had to be lifted out
Of the car and carried TO their pits when
the race was ended and before that was
! possible Anders0n's fingers had TO be pried
| loose from the wheel. His entire history
! stamps him as n great driver and he WAS
second in the championship award In 1915.
his teammate Cooper Just nosing him out.
] Its appearance in the coming Speedway
/ race in Indianapolis Will add greatly 70
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1916-09-01

fr threc-yecr olds. purse $4,000; PIP
P.ce; purses 81 001 each.
Wednesday, Sept 6-2:20 trot,
Western Horseman trotting stake for
three-year-olds. purs =. $4,000: 2:0S
trot, 2:O6 pace; purse, 81 800 each.
Thursday. Sept. 7-2:lS trot, 2:20
pace, PIP trot, 2:20 pace; purse In
each race. l,e00
Friday, SEPT s--2:l5 trot, free-for.
ell pace, 2:24 trot, 2.15 pace; purse
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1916-09-01
The Color Of Flames.

Many people have noticed with
much interest tile many tinted bars
and bands that rise in tie shape OF
"forked tongues Of fame" from
wood burning in a fire. These va
ried hues are the result OF com5us-
Hon from the different elements OF
The fuel. The light blue is from
the hydrogen and the white from
the carbon. The violet is from the
manganese, the red from the mag.
nesia and the yellow from the soda
which are constituent parts Of tha
wood