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Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1916-09-30
GILMAN SOCIAL AFFAIR.
twentieth Century Club Begins Sea
sons Activities Friday.

sons Activities Friday.
The Twentieth Century Club OF Gil
man held it's first meeting OF the new
calendar year Friday evening at the
home OF Mrs. A. f. Urbine. Fifty mem
bers and guests were present Inc
hours were spent socially and with FAN
CIV work. and at 4:30 u tWo-caasss
luncheon was served by a commlttee
composed of Mesdames Urbine. d. ana
F. c Graves. j. E. Phillips. Helen Mar
win and H. b. Darrah,
rhe club has decided to take up q
miscellaneous study program for the
year and will meet alternate Friday
evenings for study.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1916-09-30
Bangor News.

Mr.. and Mrs. ]. A. Speer made a
business trip to Des Moines last week.
Mrs c. R. WINERY returned las'
week from Indiana, where she mas
been visiting her brother.
Mr.. and Mrs. Horace kinzer ana
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1916-09-30

Lost-In front of 10-cent store,
purse, containing money Return to
gas office. "A advertisement.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1916-09-30

Miss Marian Harner. of New Sharon.
returned home Friday evening, after a
visit with Mrs. Martha Critchlow.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1916-09-30

, Mrs. A, H. Mcbride arrived home
Friday from a three months visit with
her cousin. Mrs. Sarah Hatch, in Dixon,
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1916-09-30

To Rent---New modern f1ve-room
house with sleeping porch on North
First avenue. Bert EveriSt.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1916-09-30

Miss Ella Sharp left this morning
for Minneapolis. where she will visit
her brother, Frank Sharp.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1916-09-30

To Rent - Eight room house on
North First street belonging to an es-
tate. II. L. Meeker
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1916-09-30

Miss Mary Sawyer went Friday
evening to Gilman to visit over Sum
day.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1916-09-30

Miss Olive Fry, Of Brooklyn, who has
been visiting in Tama. was In the city
Friday on her way home.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1916-09-30

Mr.. ana Mrs. NJ. L. Mundy went to
Clear Lake today to close up their
summer cottage at that place.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1916-09-30

Mr.. and Mrs S. II. Stephenson and
the latter's daughter, Miss Ruth Rob-
erts. visited friends in Union today.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1916-09-30

Mrs. w. J. Rutting, Of Nevada. Wis
tied in the city Friday on her way to
Waterloo.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1916-09-30

Attend our sale Of mems work shirts
tonight. Our regular 50 cent values,
special, 20 cents. One Cent to 80 Cent
Variety Store
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1916-09-30

Mr.. and Mrs. John Graham, Of Ell
dora, who have been visiting in Ames,
were in the city Friday on their way
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1916-09-30
Mrs. ]. B.. Sweet, Of Liscomb, visited
in the city Friday.

Mrs. ]. b., Sweet, OF Liscomb, visited
in the city Friday.
We are buying hogs at the packing
house. Phone 81, 1900 or 1195.-Ad-
vertlsement. y
The Ladies' Guild OF st Paurs
church will be entertained Monday
afternoon at 1880 by Mrs. d, w. Mar
ston and Mrs. II. p Black at the home
of the former, 306 East State street.
G. A. Parks. formerly Of this city,
but more recently Of Hillsboro. ILL.,,
spent the day in the city, being on his
way to Eldora, where he will make his
home with his son. G. W. Parks. Mr..
Parks Is going to Eldora to live owing
to the death Of Mrs. Parks, which &C.
Cured at Hillsboro Sept. 10.
Funeral services for Mrs. f. e.
Pierson, who died Wednesday after
noon at the home of her sister, Mrs.
Bruce Hendrix, 10Sh West Linn
street, were held Friday afternoon at
2:30 from the Iowa River Church Of
the Brethren, in charge Of Rev. Frank
NJ. Wheeler who was assisted by Capt.
P. j. Kast Of the Salvation Army. The
pail bearers were John, Samuel and
Clinton Taylor, Clifford Young, Will
liam Collins, and Bruce Hendrix. Bur-
ial was in the Iowa River cemetery.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1916-09-30
Dr.. Bullard. osteopath. Is west Main.

Or. Bullard. osteopath, Is West Main.
Fresh oysters. Phone 2s or Is. Bar
gain Store Meat Market.
Andrew Bowman. Jr., left Friday
evening for a business trip to OF
tumwa.
Mrs. May Morgan and daughter,
Eloise, Of st. Anthony, were In the city
today on their way to Tama.
Miss Marian Harner, Of New sharon
returned home Friday evening, after a
visit with Mrs. Martha Critchlow.
Mr.. and Mrs S. II. Stephenson and
the latters daughter, Miss Ruth Rob
erts. visited friends in Union today.
Mrs. A, H. Mcbride arrived home
Friday from three months visit with
her cousin. Mrs. Sarah Hatch, in Dixon,
ILL.,
Mrs. l.. E. Bartlett, Of Colo, was in
the city Friday on her way to Albion
to visit her daughter. Mrs. Orlin Whit
more.
Mr.. and Mrs. M. Underwood, Of Os-
kaloosa, were Friday visitors in the
city on their way home from Cedar
Rapids. @
Attend our sale of mems work shirts
tonight. Our regular 50 cent values
special. 29 cents. One Cent to 80 Cent
Variety Store.
For Sale--:Large size hard coal stove
good as new: also heating stove. 522
North Third street. Phone yellow 1878
Advertisement.
MISS Miriam Stubs, Of Conrad, who
attends school at Cornell College,
Mount Vernon, came home Friday for
an over Sunday visit
Dickinson's maple syrup with pan
cakes makes some breakfast. Ask your
grocer for the Dickinson brand. The
Bailey Boys and Their Pop"
MI. and Mrs. George Long. of Kan
sas City, who are visiting with the for
mers brother, w. F. Long, went to
New Sharon this morning to visi:
friends.
Those desiring lessons Of Mr.. Wal
ter Greene make appointments Mon
day, 10 a. m. to p. M, at the Cassie
M. Richards studio, Is South First ave-
Observation-Disclosures.
The business office Of the Marshall
Company will be open until
9 p. m. Saturday, Sept 80, the last
day ON which rentals for current month
may be paid to secure the rebate.
Marshall Telephone Company.
About thirty members of the Luther
League surprised Mr.. and Mrs. Edwin
ren, members of the organiza-
ton who were married in July, at their
home, 10 North Eleventh avenue, Fri
day night. The guests gave Mr.. and
Mrs. Rosengren q rocking chair. Re-
which the guests brought
with them we're served.
About 1856 members and friends OF
the young married peoples Bible class
of Central Church of Christ held their
semi-annual dinner Friday evening in
the church parlors. At o'clock din
ner was served by a committee COM
posed of Mesdames O. L. Peterson, c.
E. Edsall. r. G. Warning, L. H. Thomp-
son, and c. H. Ellenberger. Garden
flowers formed the decoration of the
tables. The class orchestra furnished
music. and er-dinner talks we're CIV
en- by the teacher, Rev. w. NJ. Baker.
and by the president of the class,
Ralph McCague. An informal social
time was enjoyed during the evening.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1916-09-30

Mrs. l.. E. Bartlett, of Colo. was in
the city Friday on her way to Albion
to visit her daughter. Mrs. Orlin Whit
more
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1916-09-30

Mrs. c. 3. Van Nest, Of Sheffield, ar
rived in the city Friday for visit with
her aunt, Mrs. B. B. Worth.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1916-09-30

- Mr., and Mrs. ]. 7. Kali, Of Liscomb.
K were Friday visitors In the city.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1916-09-30

George and Mabel Sather, of Ellis
worth, were in the city today on their
way to Minneapolis.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1916-09-30

Mrs. s. e. Cronk, Of Eldora, who has
been visiting her sister, Mrs. s. D..
Narber, in this city, returned home to-
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1916-09-30

Mrs. George Ward, Of Eldora, was In
the city Friday ON her way home from
an extended visit in Des Moines and
Boone.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1916-09-30

Mrs. L. 3. Zorn. of Montezuma, who
has been visiting her daughter, Mrs.
]. A, Ewing, returned home today.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1916-09-30

Mrs. B. p. Meigs. of Malcolm, ar
rived in the city Friday evening for J
visit with her sister-in-law, Mrs
Juliana Meigs.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1916-09-30

Mrs. ]. c. White left this morning
+ for visit in Minneapolis.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1916-09-30

Mr.. and Mrs. NJ. Underwood, Of Os-
kaloosa, were Friday visitors in the
city on their way home from Cedar
Rapids.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1916-09-30

Mrs. May Morgan and daughter,
Eloise. of st. Anthony, were In the city
today on their way to Tama.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1916-09-30

For Sale---Large size hard coal stove,
good as new: also heating stove. 522
North Third street. Phone yellow 1878.
Advertisement.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1916-09-30

Everybody come to the Red Men
dance tonight In the Red Men hall.
Admission 10 cents. Evening tickets 80
cents. Committee.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1916-09-30

Work shirts, 20 cents tonight. One
Cent to 80 Cent Variety Store.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1916-09-30

Mrs. C. C. Carson. OF Liscomb. was a
visitor In the city Friday.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1916-09-30
.3 at ----o->---------, seda.N
Fresh oysters. Phone rs or Is. Far
gain Store Meat Market.

Andrew Bowman, Jr., left Friday
evening for a business trip to OF
tIlmWa ..-L $1,000
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1916-09-30

MISS Miriam Stubs, of Conrad, who
attends school at Cornell College,
Mount Vernon, came home Friday for
an over-Sunday visit.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1916-09-30

Miss Lila Shannon, Of Waterloo.
went Friday evening to Gilman after
visiting in this city with Miss Malinda
Young
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1916-09-30

Dickinson's maple syrup with pan
cakes makes some breakfast. Ask Your
grocer for the Dickinson brand. The
Bailey Boys and Their Pop"
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1916-09-30
Is lbs. GRADUATED Cane Sugar
Monday in Our Grocery E0n
nonorf mont for aIJL

Monday in Our Grocery 6On
Depart ment for ........ JJO
With an order of $500 worth OF
groceries, not including adver-
tised goods.
We guarantee our prices on
groceries to be right, right
through. The saving on sugar
is unusual.
Other special values Monday in
Our Grocery Department.
Leaf Lard, per ID. Monday. .16c
Honey, per box ............l4c
Potatoes, per peck. at. $50. .34c
Lima beans, 8 lbs. for. .25c
Three bars Ivory Soap. -. .12c
Big package Gold Dust. -. .21c
Cedar Rapids Ham, 10 to IA lbs.
average .22c per pound
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1916-09-30

Bring your watches in. Hodges.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1916-09-30

CITY IN BRIEF

VA ! Ian O1tXCAK
( .>->>-> <>>S>S>>>> $500
Bring your watches in. Hodges.
Mrs. ]. G. White left this morning
for visit in Minneapolis.
Mr.. and Mrs. j. 4. Kali, Of Liscomb.
were Friday visitors in the city.
Miss Mary Sawyer went Friday
evening to Gilman to visit over Sum
. day.
Mrs. w. J. Rutting, Of Nevada, vis-
tied in the city Friday on her way to
! Waterloo.
To Rent - Eight room house on
North First street belonging to an es-
tate. F. L. Meeker.
Miss Olive Fry, Of Brooklyn, who has
been visiting in Tama. was In the city
Friday on her way home.
MI. ana Mrs. M. L. Mundy went to
Clear Lake today to close up their
summer cottage at that place.
Mrs. L. 3. Zorn, Of Montezuma, who
has been visiting her daughter. Mrs.
J. A. Ewing. returned home today.
Mrs. s. e. Cronk, Of Eldora, who has
been visiting her sister, Mrs. s. D.
Narber, in this city, returned home to-
day.
Mr.. and Mrs. John Graham, Of Ell
dora, who have been visiting in Ames,
were in the city Friday on their way
home.
Mrs. George Ward, Of Eldora, was In
the city Friday on her way home from
an extended visit in Des Moines and
Boone.
Mrs. B. p. Meigs. of Malcolm, ar
rived in the city Friday evening for J
visit with her sister-in-law, Mrs
Juliana Meigs.
Everybody come to the Red Men
dance tonight In the Red Men hall.
Admission 10 cents. Evening tickets 90
cents. Committee.
Mrs. e. e. Raines and children. of
Oskaloosa, returned home this morn
ing after q visit with the formers sis
ter. Mrs. L L. Evans.
Mrs. F. L. Horner, Of Eldora, visited
in the city Friday with her sister-in-
law, Mrs. Harris Wilcox, a patient at
the Deaconess hospital.
Misses Fannie and Martha Potgeter.
OF Steamboat Rock, who have been
visiting In Roland, were in the city to-
day on their way home.
J. NJ. Dudley, OF Chicago. a men,
Der u the railroad department of the
international committee Of the Y. M. c.
A.. was in the city today visiting Gen.
erai Secretary John B. Northcott.
Be sure and see the finest range
ever made. During our demonstration
we offer very fine kitchen set in
aluminium. Start to aluminize your
kitchen in this way. Schmidts hard
ware.
Neutrality-suspicious. at 81 per ton.
We will pay our contractors 81 per
tS;, and al1e use limited amount
!, r.. a others who have not contracted.
. iuu should begin hauling at once.
= SFestern ,er Mills.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1916-09-30

Mrs. e. e. Raines and children. of
Oskaloosa, returned home this morn
ing after visit with the formers sis
ter Mrs, /. l.. Evans.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1916-09-30

Those desiring lessons Of Mr.. Wal
ter Greene make appointments Mon
day, 10 a. m. to p. M, at the Cassie
M. Richards studio, Is South First ave-
observation-disclosures
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1916-09-30

The business office Of the Marshall
Telephone Company will be open until
9 p. m. Saturday, Sept 80, the last
day ON which rentals for current month
may be paid to secure the rebate
Marshall Telephone Company.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1916-09-30

Wanted-Pumpkins at 81 per ton.
We will pay our contractors - per
t,;, and a11e use limited amount
fr.i others who have not contracted.
luu should begin hauling at once.
SFeGtern ,er Mills.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1916-09-30

|, MI. and Mrs. George Long. of Kan
sas City who are visiting with the for
mer's brother, w. F. Long, went to
New Sharon this morning to visi.
friends.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1916-09-30

We are buying hogs at the packins
house. Phone 81, 1900 or 1195.-Ad-
vertlsement.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1916-09-30

About thirty members of the Luther
League surprised Mr.. and Mrs. Edwin
Rosengren, members of the organiza-
ton who were married in July, at their
home, 13 North Eleventh avenue, Fri
day night. The guests gave Mr.. and
Mrs. Rosengren rocking chair. Re-
freshments which the guests brought
with them were served.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1916-09-30

On Sale on the Second
Floor-Ladies' white out
ing flannel night Ia
gowns at .........fkO
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1916-09-30

First Floor-Fruit Of the
loom or Lo nsdale bleach
ed muslin, "a
yard ...............~
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1916-09-30

Mrs. F. l. Horner. Of Eldora, visited
in the city Friday with her slster-in-
law, Mrs. Harris Wilcox, patient at
the Deaconess hospital.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1916-09-30

Main Flo0r-50 inch all
wool storm serges, spong-
ed and shrunk, e.
at, yard ............1I
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1916-09-30

First Floor - Ladie s.
fiber stockings, On
extra heavy .......JJO
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1916-09-30

J. NJ. Dudley. Of Chicago, MEM
Der ~ the railroad department Of the
international committee Of the Y. M. c.
A.. was in the city today visiting Gen.
erai Secretary John B. Northcott.
The Topeka state journal., 1916-07-11

has much to do with present activity.
National bank loans are about 81 ,000,-
100000 in excess of a year ago, while
bank clearings in June were As per
cent. ahead of last year and 4S per
cent. more than in 1914. There is
doubtless much initiation in present
values. and the growth of trade in
this country, domestic and foreign,
when measured in quantities as it
should be, is much smaller than when
measured in values. Political condi-
tions at home are exceptionally quiet
and the presidential campaign for the
time being is almost entirely forgot
ten. The most interesting feature has
been the introduction of a new reve-
nue. bill to meet the cost of prepared
ness. This bill is expected to produce
about $3.50, 100000, a large proportion
of which is to be raised by doubling
the income tax. This bill has as yet
received no serious discussion, and the
efforts at Washington to railroad it
through congress without proper de-
bate should be strenuously protested.
There is no emergency warranting
such haste.''
The Topeka state journal., 1916-07-11

proposed for this year are THE Effect
of the European War on Wages and
the Activity of Labor Organizations in
the United States" Social 1nsur-
ance,'' "The Practical Working of the
Federal Reserve Banking System"
and The Theory and Practice of
Wage Law" A competitor
is not confined to these topics. but
may choose any other subject APP
proved by the committee. a first prize
of $1,000 and a second prize of $500
are offered to contestants in Glass A,
which includes any Americans not un
de1 graduates; and undergraduates of
American colleges, constituting Class
B, may contest for a first prize of
$500 and a second of 5000. The two
prizes of Glass A may be awarded to
undergraduates in Glass B if, in the
judgment of the committee. the merits
of the papers demand it. The prizes
are offered through the generosity of
Messrs. Hart Schaffner & Marx of Chi
cago, and the papers are TO be sent in
before June 1, 1917.
The Topeka state journal., 1916-07-11

answered steadily. "Mr. Williams is
very busy. Here is the note I prom
ised to give YOU"
She handed him the unsealed en-
velope, and he took it rather ungra-
ciously With a brief nod at Sher-
wood and a whispered word with
Edythe, he left the office.
The lawyer turned to the girl.
You might go downstairs" he sug-
gested, land get a bite to eat before
you type those letters.
"If you don't mind, I think I will" :"
She seemed grateful for his suggestion.
When she had gone, he walked over
to the typewriter. Without think
ing. he took the carbon paper she had
used in writing her letter and held it
toward the light. He read the first
line unconsciously, and then his heart
almost stopped beating, for the type
written words told him something he
had not dared to hope.
MY dear Mr.. Savage" they said, Il
am sorry, but 1 cannot accept your
proposal of last night. I greatly ap-
preciate the honor you have conferred
upon me, but 1 cannot marry you be-
cause I love some one else"
With beating heart, Sherwood in
serted the same carbon between two
sheets of paper, and laboriOusly typed
a letter of his own.
Dearest it said. Il love you. Will
you marry me?"
When Edythe returned to the Of
flee, he addressed her directly.
I've just done something 1 ought
to be ashamed of. / read your letter
to Mr.. Savage
"Oh!" She looked at him with
wide.Cpen eyes.
And I've written a letter of my
own to you," he continued You
can see it on the carbon paper"
After she had read his message she
inserted the paper in the typewriter
again and wrote one word. 1t was
Yes
Ages afterward. they stood together,
looking out over the lighted city.
This has been the biggest day of
my 1ife," he said softly And" he
added whimsically, "'Ill have to get a
new stenographer, after ar."-(Copy-
right. 1916. by the Mcclure Newspaper
Syndicate.)
The Topeka state journal., 1916-07-11
Jayhawker .Jots

Weather and crop report, terSely
combined by the Agenda correspond
ent of the Belleville Telescope: More
rain and more weeds.
Don't hesitate to carry big trunks
heavily loaded on your vacation, ad-
vises the Winfield Courier. Otherwise
porters and brakemen will be disap
pointed, as they get no chance to show
how strong they are.
There may be nothing in a name,
but the chances are that if Judge
Livingood of BellevilIe didn't his
neighbors would never have selected
him to preside over their probate
court.
Observations by Obey w. Weaver. in
the Sedgwick Pantagraph: If you
dread breaking it off, don't begin.
Sometimes, the success of one
man is due to the failure of many.
A crank is an expert on a sub
ject in which you are not interested.
A disagreement is a mutual af
fair. Remember. If a man does not
agree with you that you disagree with
him The linotype is minus one
of the keys that makes typewriter
SO successful-the one which makes a
blot when you don't know how to
spell the word.
Related by the Chanute Tribune: A
naughty stranger who was travelling
through Arkansas, become peeved at
the hotel keepers efforts to be friend
ly and when the host asked where he
was going, he replied: IT'S none of
your business where I am going so
long as I pay my bill'' When he re-
sumed his journey he came to a fork
in the road about a mile from the
hotel and rode back to inquire which
way he should go to reach certain
town. wall, stranger" replied the
landlord. 81 don't keer which way you
go. You paid yer bill, SO you can take
any road you darn please
The Topeka state journal., 1916-07-11
Globe Sights
BY THE ArCHIsON GLOBE.

A mules mean disposition isn't
what makes it worth 5000.
Good corn weather isn't much ac-
count to summer resort.
In footing your own horn, remem-
Der there are others in the band
Ycur good resolutions may not help
you much, but they can't hurt you.
Expert testimony contains about as
many contradictions as the other
kind.
This country differs from the others
by placing its aristocracy on a cash
basis.
A successful politician is apt to get
to thinking of himself as a great
statesman.
Many of the oId-fashioned rem
edies were so bad they made one for
get the original ailment.
When a woman begins to talk about
Leading Her Own Life, it is a sign
she is wearying of the man in the
case.
Alb Adkins thinks his wife would
mako a good soldier; she is a bargain
hunter, and strong on counter at
tacks.
The breakfast food barons have
been at it quite while without pro-
ducing anything to compare with
ham and eggs.
A mans wife may think he is of
some consequence in many ways, but
he can't convince her that he is a
good housekeeper.