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The Celina Democrat. (Celina, O. [Ohio]) 1895-1921, 1916-01-14

create shelter and warmth, and the
dark-green foliage tends to make a
place cheerful.
The best laurels are Rotundifolius
(round leaved) and Latifolia
These are harder than the common
laurel, which suffers in very extreme
climates.
The Celina Democrat. (Celina, O. [Ohio]) 1895-1921, 1916-01-14
LIQUID BLuE7

No, Mr.. Grocer, that's mostly water
Since the war started it's more nearll
all water than ever. Give me Ret
Cross Ball Blue, that's a two-ounce
package Of real goodness. You should
see my clothes. I just cant keep
from smiling out loud .-Adv.
The Celina Democrat. (Celina, O. [Ohio]) 1895-1921, 1916-01-14
Many Childran are sIcklv.

Mother Gray's Sweet Powders for Children
Break MP Colds in "a hours relieve Feverish-
ness, Headache, Stomach Troubles, Teething
Disorders, move and regulate the bowels, and
Destroy Worms They are pleasant TO take
children like them. Used by mothers for2Syears
All druggists, 25c. Sample FREE. Address,
Mother Gray Co., lie Roy, N. Y.
The Celina Democrat. (Celina, O. [Ohio]) 1895-1921, 1916-01-14
Couldn't Break HImsnIf

Rivers-The fellow across the street
always lodges me.
Bridges--Why?
Rivers-Force Of habit, I suppose.
He once owed me 81 for nearly five
years.--Judge.
The Celina Democrat. (Celina, O. [Ohio]) 1895-1921, 1916-01-14

Servant-Oh, mum The zeppelins
ave come!
Old Lady-Wen, tell 'em we've al
ready let the rooms to the Brothers
Egbert !-London Opinion.
The Celina Democrat. (Celina, O. [Ohio]) 1895-1921, 1916-01-14
Oh. Very Well

Biggs-What is your idea of the Ion,
gevity Of the ancients?
Diggs-Well, think being an an.
cient must have been a healthful 90
cupatiOn.
The Celina Democrat. (Celina, O. [Ohio]) 1895-1921, 1916-01-14
etlll pnenlhIn

Because a man walks along the
street without his overcoat it does not
necessarily follow that you are right
in assuming that he has put it in
ock.--Collier's
The Celina Democrat. (Celina, O. [Ohio]) 1895-1921, 1916-01-14
BAD neht

The world owes me living"
Maybe it does, my boy. but you'll
have to hustle ike blazes to collect
IL.
The Celina Democrat. (Celina, O. [Ohio]) 1895-1921, 1916-01-14

A pessimist says that the surest
way to avoid trouble, escape hard
ships and dodge calamities is to die
young
The Celina Democrat. (Celina, O. [Ohio]) 1895-1921, 1916-01-14

the west or the east would have to
travel about two thousand miles over
the Russian steppes to get at that
gold"
The Celina Democrat. (Celina, O. [Ohio]) 1895-1921, 1916-01-14

The henpecked husband develops
into free-thinker when his wife goes
away on visit.
The Celina Democrat. (Celina, O. [Ohio]) 1895-1921, 1916-01-14

Nc Occasion for RoastIna.

Il hear Mamie trowed you down"
"Aw, she needn't brag been
trowed down by better girls dam
Mamie Life.
The Celina Democrat. (Celina, O. [Ohio]) 1895-1921, 1916-01-14
Hard Lines.

Here's an item says England is
short on matches"
Then how is she going to come up
to the scratch?"
The Celina Democrat. (Celina, O. [Ohio]) 1895-1921, 1916-01-14
Only One "BROMO OUTNTNE''

To get the genuine, call for full name, LAxA.
TIVE BROMO QUININE. Look for signature
Of Z. W. GROVE. Cures Cold in One Day. asc.
The Celina Democrat. (Celina, O. [Ohio]) 1895-1921, 1916-01-14

Milwaukee has installed 25 pool or
billiard tables in its public school
buildings.
The Celina Democrat. (Celina, O. [Ohio]) 1895-1921, 1916-01-14

Not Gray HAIRS but Tired MyoB
make us look older than we are. Keep
your Eyes young and you will look young.
After the Movies Murine Your Eyes. Don't
tell your age. Murine Eye Remedy Co.,
Chicago, Sends Eye Book on request.
The Celina Democrat. (Celina, O. [Ohio]) 1895-1921, 1916-01-14

Austrian soldiers in the trenches
win be warmed by electricity.
The Celina Democrat. (Celina, O. [Ohio]) 1895-1921, 1916-01-14
piles Cured in D to "A DAYS

Druggists refund money il PAZO OINTMENT
fails 70 cure Itching, Blind Bleeding or Protrud-
ing Piles First application gives relief soc.
The Celina Democrat. (Celina, O. [Ohio]) 1895-1921, 1916-01-14

It's easier for a woman to fool any
man than it is to keep him fooled.
Washington standard. [volume] (Olympia, Wash. Territory) 1860-1921, 1916-07-07

CONTINUED on page ~
Graham guardian., 1916-04-28

Lord Apathy was in evidence al
day Monday in our beautiful, bustl,
ing town, and. as a consequence, our
bi.annual primary election was about
the most subdued thing in town. In
fact, if it was not for the women
voter, very small vote would have
been recorded. The lords of creation
showed very little interest in the
election, while the women, with few
exceptions, managed to leave their
household duties long enough to go
to the polls and exercise their right
as free women and electors. And
it is well to note here, that when it
comes to doing things that are for
the benefit of all, the women are
right there to accomplish it.
Graham guardian., 1916-04-28

Senator Fall, of New Mexico, who
has been busy for some weeks Civ.
ing Charley Chaplin" stunts on the
safe side of the border, in the inter
est of the republican party and with
the hope of discrediting the plans of
the administration regarding the
punitive expedition sent into Mexico
to catch Villa, has not met with the
success he hoped. This moving
picture hero, elected to represent
the people of New Mexico in the
United States Senate, should be re-
called and real man sent in his
place who will remain at his post of
duty and earn his salary.
Graham guardian., 1916-04-28

period Of say five years. Because
of recent extraordinary expense this
would appear businesslike and prop
er. Such paper could readily be
placed at low rate of interest, as
it would be somewhat like district
bond.
Without appearing to be unduly
critical, it is fair to say that the
average stakeholder in the canals
knows, under the present system,
about as much as to where the
money goes that he is assessed for
and pays in as he knows about the
disposition of the money that Uncle
Sam collects on the sugar he eats.
This should not be. Simple and in
expensive statements should accom-
pany each assessment notice, and
trial balance should be put into the
hands of each director at the same
time as well Reforms usually come
of necessity, but wise people try to
see the necessity ahead and act be-
fore harm and loss occur. Only
common prudence and the appljca
ton of common business sense would
have saved the company referred to
above the loss of four thousand dol.
,ars' worth Of stock.
w. h. GLAsCOCK.
Graham guardian., 1916-04-28
A Good Family Cough Syrup

Can be made by mixing Pine-Tar.
Aconite. Sugar. Hyoscyamus, Pep
permint, Sassafras. Ipecac, Rhubarb,
Mandrake, CapSicum Muriate Am
monia, Honey and Glycerine. 1t is
pleasant, healing and soothing,
raises the phlegm. and gives almost
instant relief. For convenience Of
those who prefer not to fuss. it is
supplied ready made in 2jc. bottles
under name Of DR.. Bells Pine. Tar
Honey. Can be had at your druggist.
Insist on getting DR.. Bells Pine
Tar. Honey and see that the formula
is on the package. ady.no3
Graham guardian., 1916-04-28
HAVEN FOR THE PROSE
CUTED

We are not familiar with the CASE
of the State of New Mexico versus
George F. Gardiner and c + Pet
tingil, whose extraditiOn to New
Mexico in connection with the failure
of the Peoples Bank and Trust Com
pany, of Silver City. was sought by
the governor Of New Mexico, bu'
whatever the circumstances, it
would appear that Governor Hunt
went outside the pale of decency
when he replied. according to a New
Mexico paper, that he would not
permit citizens of Arizona to be re-
turned to another state to be rail.
roaded to the penitentiary."
1t appears from this account that
the New Mexico authorities were
assisted in their application for the
extradition of the two men by the
attorney generals office of this
State.
On previous occasions we have
had occasion to comment upon the
attitude of Governor Hunt toward
the executive departments of other
and neighboring states in mat
tiers of this kind. The governor in
Inmates that only in Arizona does
civil liberty exist. He appears to
think that this State is the haven of
the prosecuted, where criminals may
come and be immune from arrest.
He virtually charges. as in the New
Mexico case, that the New Mexico
authorities have entered into con-
spiracy to send the two men named
to the penitentiary regardless of
their guilt or innocence; he virtually
declares that they are innocent, thus
usurping the functions of the New
Mexico judiciary. BY inference, he
charges that the attorney general of
Arizona sanctioned a conspiracy to
railroad" these men to the peni-
Tertiary. Tucson Star,
Graham guardian., 1916-04-28

more awake to that fact than were
the motor car dealers themselves.
So, when they saw to it that
their test cars We're filled with west
ern oil. there was great more back
Of it than any mere feeling of loyal
ty to home industry. One dealer is
reported as having said; Any in
terlor oil would have proved dis
aStrous. Evidently most of them
consider d western oil as the best
bet
Graham guardian., 1916-04-28
Splendid for Rheumatism

/ think Chamberlain's Liniment
is just splendid for rheumatism"
writes Mrs. Dunburgh, EIdridge,
N. Y. 1T has been used by myself
and other members of my family
time and time again during the past
six years, and has always given the
best satisfaction" The quick relief
from pain which ChambcrIain's Lini-
ment affords is alone worth many
times the cost For sale by Stafford
Drug CV. ady-8,4t
Graham guardian., 1916-04-28

3l4 f. l.. Wilson ..,,
3l5. Maud Roseberry ....
BIZ. klondykc McrcantileCo,
3l9. Mrs. +. l.. Drew ....
1856 SoIOmOnvilie Market
3l5 Polly Matthews .,.,.,.
Graham guardian., 1916-04-28
the Bible HOPE
COMPREHENSIVE
This Hope the SOurcsOf Strong
Consolation TO All Who
See II.

The Church's Hope tho Grandest.
Worlds Hope Also Glorious - Six
Thousand Years Of Experience With
Sin and Death - Why Permitted.
Blessings and Favors Prove a Curse
70 tho Unsanotified and Selfsh--Pres-
ont World Wide Trouble the Fore
runner Of a eettor pay-DeIiveranes
Of Church and World at Hand.
Graham guardian., 1916-04-28

VIII m | n & t on,
Del, April %.
Pastor Russcll's
address for today
was from Hebrews
G:1S, 10: THAT by
two imm u ( q b ! g
things His Word
and His Oathl, In
which 1t was i'm
possible for God 10
lie, we might have
n strong conSola-
ton who have fed
to lay hold upon
Graham guardian., 1916-04-28
A PRESSING NEED

= u
All parties interested in the ella
valley are pleased at the consoida'
ton of some of the canal systems
and recognize such combining of in
terests as being in the line of real
progress.
With these consultations for
carrying purposes, only, come tinan-
cial obligations that will require a
better system of accounting than
the canals have heretofore employed.
In the past it has only been necessary
to see that each stakeholder met his
obligation to the canal in which ne
was interested. Now the canals
consolidating as carrying agents
will have mutual obligations, and
great confusion and dissatisfaction
will arise unless full set of books
are properly kept for each canal.
This service can he most satisfactor-
lily performed by a secretary-treas
urer paid in common by all the
canals and equally obligated to them.
The writer, having kept books for
one of the leading canal companies
in the valley for a number of years.
and having had opportunity to ex-
anime the books kept by the secre'
taries of other companies, is in a
position to know the pressing nee
essity for the systemizing Of the
work, as set out above. The canals
taken together constitute the largest
interest in the valley. The bare
truth is that with one exception
none of the books referred to are
kept in such a manner as to meet
the requirements of correct book
keeping. Too. in cases no responsible
ity attaches to this responsible work,
and one of the leading companies
has had to assume bogus stock to
the value of about $4,000. The
wonder is that through inetficiency.
or some thing worse, other canals
have not had to do likewise.
The remedy for the trouble, only
briefly set out above, is for the
canals of the valley to consolidate
the secretary-treasurer work into
the hands of competent person,
and require that person to make
bond for the performance of his
his work in an efficient and honest
manner. A canal house costing
probably 81, 500 would be required.
Such house should be located at
some central town and provided
with fire-proof vault for each set of
books and corresponding Office &C.
commodations. 1t should be large
enough to meet any need of the
water users Of the valley. With
quick and cheap transportation, as
is rapidly coming to the whole val
ley, this common secretary could
meet the stockholders and directors
Of the separate canals at their head
quarters on stated days of each
month.
This article could be extended to
show the defects of the present
system, if it can be called system,
but it is self evident. and only agi.
tation and thought will be needed
to hitch this consolidation to the
larger ones that have required so
much thought as we'll as money. The
beauty of this suggested consolida-
ton and improvement Is that it will
not cost anything so far as the work
concerned. A competent secretary
can be employed to do the work in
a first class manner and bonded to
make himself responsible for the
amount that the canals now pay for
said work in such manner as it is
done.
The building could be paid for on
the instalmont plan extending over
Graham guardian., 1916-04-28
Notice

| will not be responsible for any
debts contracted by the lessee of
the Grand Reef mines, or by the
Laurel Canyon Mining Company.
Il. V DEY.
Owner of the Grand Reef mines.
adv @9-U
Graham guardian., 1916-04-28
POLITICAL ANNOUNCEMENTS
For Sheriff

hereby announce myself as a can
didate for the nomination of Sheriff,
subiett to the action of the Democratic
Party at the Primary Election, Septem-
Der IL, 1916.
r. +. MCBRIDE.
Graham guardian., 1916-04-28

hereby announce myself as a candi-
date for the nomination of Sheriff, sub
iect to the action of the Democratic
Party at the Primary Election, Septem-
Der IL, 1916.
THOMAS G. ALGER.
Graham guardian., 1916-04-28

Why shouldn't the Stand
ard Oil Company make the
bestOil-with over 4Oyears
experience in refining-with un-
equalled plant equipment? And
Zerolene is scientifically refined
from selected California crude
asphait-b base. Prominent authori-
ties have recently declared that an
oil correctly refined from asphalt
base crude can be made not only
equal but superior to paraffine-
base oils. Next time you empty
theCrank-caserefillw with Zerolene
Dealers everywhere and at service
stations and agencies of the Standard Oil
Company.
Mineral Point tribune. (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1869-1938, 1916-06-01
99C
SALE
At w. ]. Penhallegon & Co.'s

Sl.35 Fibre Suit Case. .99c
l.25 House Dresses .99c
l.25 Wash Skirts. 500
l.25 MILDLY BIouscs ,99c
l.25 White Wolfe Waists 99c
1.25 and $l.35 Curtains
per pair. 99c
Two 65c Wash Skirts. .99c
Two 60c Child's Dresses .99c
VERY Fancy white
goods, slightly soiled on edge,
a few yards in each piece, reg
ular price from l5c to 60c, all
90 at
Mineral Point tribune. (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1869-1938, 1916-06-01
Baccalaureate Sermon

Shortly after o'clock Sunday eve
ming the class of 1916 of the local high
school and the faculty proceeded in a
body to the Congregational church.
where the pastor, Rev. w. j. G. Bond,
delivered very eloquent and thorough
ly appreciated Baccalaureate sermon
in the presence of large congregation.
Rev. Bonds talk was of a counseling
nature and if but half of what he said
is used as guide in life for the gradu-
ates. the world will be better for their
having lived. 1t was u discourse that
uplifted, thrilled and convinced; it was
a look into the future and its value.
The church was beautifully decorated
with an abundance of flowers. The
singing by the choir and male quartet
was much praised.
Mineral Point tribune. (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1869-1938, 1916-06-01
Taylor Holmes in His Majesty, Bunker Bean"


At the Municipal Theatre Monday evening" June for
time Joseph Brooks will present his new star, Mr..
Taylor Holmes, in the sensaonaly successful comedy
entitled His Majesty Bunker Bean" Mr.. Holmes and
the original company intact comes here direct from six
months triumphant engagement at the Cor Theatre,
Chicago His Majesty Bunker Bean" is founded on
the famous story of the title which serial in
the Saturday Evening Post and generally voted to be
of the best pieces of humorous fiction published in
many years 1t is said that in making the adaptation Mr.
Lee Wilson Dodd retained in their entirety the many
laughs established by the original Harry Leon Wilson
story Taylor Holmes has long since been considered
of the best light comedians of the present day He
embodies the spirit of laughter and infect his
audiences with it. AS the timid stenographer, Bunker
Bean who rises from obscurty to to sefreant young
who believes in himself the extent of winning not
only wealth but the girl of his choice the daughter of his
employer Mr.. Holmes imbues his character with spon
taney and ease, and facle grace.
Mr. Books has surrounded his star with company of
arceurs including Charles Able Florence Shirley, Jack
Devereaux, Robert Kelly, Lillian Lawrence, Walter
Sherwn, Marion Kirby, Clara Louise Noores, Harry G.
Power, Horace Mitchell Grace Peters, John Hogan Bel
ford Forrest Annette Westbay and George c. Lyman,
and fun and laughter guaranteed to be swift and
Prideaux Bliss drug Wednesday, May 81
Mail and telephone orders accepted.
Mineral Point tribune. (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1869-1938, 1916-06-01
Fifty Dollars Worth of Foolishnossl

A fellow catalogued as young man,
said to hail from somewhere near iIol-
landale, whose name might be Nayr il
spelled backwards, came to our city
lost Sunday with his n ards var,ishse
with tangiefoot. and proceeded TO show
the people residing on Hoard street
how to make an auto touch only the
high spots. He did fine till near the
Harry Francis place where there's n
curve. Here the machine boited the
highway an jumped the fence and into
the meadow on the east side.
The fellow didn't get hurt. but the
machine being sober sustained injury,
Marshal Thrasher arrested the fellow
Sunday and on Monday took him before
Police Justice kuellng, who slapped
on fine of $50. IL money buys wis
dom Mr. Nayr ought to know something
by this time.
Mineral Point tribune. (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1869-1938, 1916-06-01
Graduates From Normal


Three Mineral Point girls are mem
bers of the graduating class that com
pIetes it's course at the platteyille
State Normal School next month.
They are Florence Rink, who is com
pleting the high school teachers course,
and Veronica Ketter and Olive Wed
lock, who graduate from the rural
school course.
All three young women have been
prominent in school affairs. Miss Rink
was active in the AtbeDaem and Y. w.
G. A. or the latter organization she
treasurer in 1915. She was member
OF the debating team this year that
won from the Milwaukee Normal team.
This year she served as member of
the board of the school paper, THE
Exponent" and Is one uf the cast in
the class play. Miss Wedlock has been
active in Y. w. c. A. work and Miss
Ketter is the president of the rural
school class.
Mineral Point tribune. (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1869-1938, 1916-06-01
MINERAL POINT WISCONSIN THURSDAY JUNE l. 1916
Junior Prom.

A sumptuous four course banquet
was rendered the senior class by the
juniors Monday evening in the domestic
science room at the high school. The
junior class colors, orange and black,
were everywhere in evidence. Follow
ing the banquet the remainder of the
evening was devoted 20 dancing and
games. DR.. and Mrs. w. G.. Hales,
Mr.. and Mrs. j. A. Messrole and Mr..
and Mrs. F. c. Ludden we're the chap
erons. Prof. and Mrs. Gotham and the
high school faculty were present. The
junior prom of 1916 proved success
full social event.
Mineral Point tribune. (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1869-1938, 1916-06-01
HALF PRICE
W.. Penhallegon & Co.
Fisher-L.ey

A wedding of much interest took
place at st. Mary's church Tuesday
morning, May 5oth, at $50 o'clock.
The contracting parties were Miss
Mary Helen Fischer, second daughter
of Mrs. John Fischer of this city and
Mr., Peter Ley of Jonesdale. Rev. N.
Weyer impressively pronounced the
words that made the young couple man
and wife
The bride was becomingly attired in
white dotted silk net, wore q panasaa
hat with white plumes and carried a
bouquet of roses and ferns. She was
attended by her sister. Miss Annie
Fischer, who wore white net and car
ried pink roses, Robert Weier, nephew,
of the groom, served as best man.
The groom and best man wore suits of
dark blue serge. After the ceremony
a bounteous wedding repast was served
to the immediate relatives at the home
of the brides mother.
The bride is highly esteemed young
lady. For ten years she has served
with marked faithfulness as treasurer
of st, Mary's young ladies sodality.
The groom is an upright, industrious
young man. They were the recipients
of many beautiful gifts and a large
circle Of friends extend hearty con-
CALCULATIONS. They will make their
home on the grooms farm at Jones'
dale
Mineral Point tribune. (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1869-1938, 1916-06-01
The Local Field
-Correll & Martin for clothing

--Correll & Martin for clothing
Mrs. w. NJ. Gratiot visited at Ga
lena last week.
GO SLOW! Can't you read or
can't you see
j. F. Hendra and family motored
to Montfort Sunday.
John Maloney made business trip
to Chicago last week.
Miss Lavinia Brown has been Wis
iting relatives at Juda.
DIR. E. A Westernhagen returned
Thursday from ST. Paul.
Mrs. BENZ. Blewett visited at Rock
ford two days of last week.
Miss Isabel Lanyon of Joplin, Mo-,
is guest of her uncle, Samuel Lanyon.
DIR. Bell, osteopath, in this city each
Friday morning. Inquire of phone 100.
Mr.. and Mrs. James Jackson, Sr.
spent part of last week at Brookdale
farm.
Earl Collicutt returned Saturday
from Chicago, where he attended
school.
DIR. C. J. Fawkes and James Jack
son, ST., were at Jonesdale Friday on
business.
W. S. Ross and son Roland went
to Waukesha Saturday to visit with
Mrs. Ross.
Mr.. and Mrs. w. II. Correll spent
Saturday and Sunday with friends at
Madison.
John Schubert of Menasha spent
the week lend in this city with his
brother, W. H. Schubert.
Mr.. and Mrs. Ben Treloar of Lin
den spent Saturday with their daugh-
ter, Mrs. Henry Zweifel.
Henry Jones, wife and son of
Montfort were over-Sunday visitors at
the Edwin Woolrich home.
Mrs. Mary Huxtable returned Fri
day from GAINESVILLE to spend the sum-
mer with her son George.
Mrs. j. B. Reynolds went to Chi
cago Friday for two weeks stay
with relatives and friends.
Mrs. Clayton Spaulding of James
vile spent several days last week in
this city with Mrs. James Rooney.
Mrs. Margaret Adams left last
week for an extended sojourn with
relatives at Huron, South Dakota.
Henry Magnus, wife and two sons
of Argyle spent the latter part of the
week at the home of Roy LoveIace.
Mr.. and Mrs. A. F. Bishop, Jr.
spent Saturday and Sunday at the homt
of Mrs. George Chamley at Livingston.
A number of friends rendered ;
pre-nuptial shower TO Miss Mary II
Fischer at her home Friday evening.
Misses Ruth Bishop and Kathryi
Pearce of DodgeyiIle visited here Sat
urday and Sunday at the home of S. c
Ross.
DIR. and Mrs. w. j. Morgan an
family and Mrs. j. f. Reinhart an
daughter Joan visited relatives an
friends at Darlington Sunday.
Mr.. and Mrs. L. c. Fielder, Mise
Martha and Mayrae Cummings, d.
and Mrs. E. A. Westernhagen motore
to Platteville and Cuba City Sunday.
Mineral Point tribune. (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1869-1938, 1916-06-01
Methods, Sunday School Picnic

The annual Sunday School picnic Of
the Methodist Episcopal church will be
held Wednesday, June Z, at the fair
grounds. The neighboring Methodist
Sunday schools have been invited to
attend. Arrangements are being made
by competent committees to insure a
day Of genuine pleasure. Let every
member of the Sunday school and par
ents and friends OF members come and
enjoy the day.