El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1916-10-07
EAREST SIR

| - EAREST SIR
I am so permanently at home
- of Mrs & Mr. Marmaduke Bliss.
! honeyspoon couple living near New
Jersey, that I am astOnished to bethere
yet Ny postoffice can be sent to that
address until fired for some other rea-
son Why do I remain so long-stand-
ing in this situation of job? Maybe 1t
is my brains. Maybe otherwise. in
GLIDING what looked place.
Two % weeks of yore. while walk
ing by room. observed some talk in
side. Accidentally looking, I could
see Hon Mrs surrounded by 20 Is com
plete dresses which were hanged 20
hook Hon. DIarmaduke was there.
"Hun-bun." she sayso in bride Ian
guage-
~Peach-prune." he extravagate in
similar dialex-
How could I 50 TO Mrs JerochO
Nubbins's pink tango siprise party next
Wedsday night when l got positively
nothing to wear?"
aHubbout those clothing2" he re-
quire with sweeps Of hand to indi-
cate several hOOk-hanged garmints-
Those are not clothes she narrate
disgustly. Those are trusOe."
Are that not similar" he ask to
know
wear" she explain They are made
to marry with. Look see Here are
seven 90 grand opera gownds, when
grand opera are III miles absent;
eight 90 Persian skating costumes.
when IL is now middle of summer and
skates impossible; six 80 auction
bridge costumes. when we live IN
community where gambling is not al
lowed-and several more etc Just Ike
that Also. Mrs. Nubbin's party are
pink entertainment What have 1 got
OF shat bloomer color?'
"Dove-c chicken. on date of marriage
did / not hear you tell Hon Mother
how is was most beautiful trusOe in
10OOo00000 hOneymoonsT'
Strip bOyi" she ollucute loVefully.
SO il were. Yet il not got one pink
ish evening gown like 1 require for
Wednesday night
Pretty soonly when Hon. Mr. gone &
departed Hon. Mrs sayso TO me: Date
Of wedding. Togo. are such sacred rite
Of matrimony that everything connect
ed with that ceremonial should be rev
erenced like preacher Therefore.
love Hon Truso so much so that think
I shall place him in glas case as soonly
as I get sufficiently wealthy TO buy
something useful to wear"
s"Qeen OF Russia oftenly think SINH
lar" I negotiate for sweetly smiling
y ct are you not proud OF hon Iru-
soe2" I ask TO know
"Georgeously yes" she erupt beauti
fully. When I was married. splendid
ness Of my warrobe compelled three 80
bridemaidens to faint away from jeal-
ousy when Hon. Preach said With all
my worldly goods"
7 congratulated This from me- She
looked pleased, but was she2
Two nights later off my Cousin Nogi.
who work in near neighborhouse. come
TO me with Tammany expression of
chin.
Dear & affectionate Cousin Togo"
he snignify. making loveable eyes Pc
culiar TO Japanese when expecting 10
be dishonest, 4 know how you can
make rs by not working"
such knowledge sound very politi-
CAL" I snagger expectfully-
You remember Miss Alice Furiaoki,
sweet-tOOthed Japanese schoolgirl to
which I was engaged before divOrced2"
Thus he require while I make yes re-
ply she have now proposed to marry
Sydney katsu. Jr-, Harvard schOolboy
OF enlarged intelligence But that sgd
ney are too highup for marry ladies
without great cash-Wealthy. Therefore.
Miss FuriaOki come to me & offer price
25S IL 1 could bora expensive wedding
trusoe OF lady-clothes for just one %
evening. so she could show it to Hon.
Sydney before Hon. Preach Man come
make marriage. When ceremonial tie
up are finished, clothing could be re-
turned with rapid Quickness."