Arizona republican., 1916-09-24
Phone 422
For Sale = Miscellaneous
"WHAT DO YOU THINK OF THAT?''

WHAT DO YOU THINK OF THAT
 Some beast had the impudence to poke this rythm under my nose, un- derlining the last sentence:-Deal friends, boo-hoo! does it apply? "O' A the numerous human dools I'll har'sts. daft bargains, cutly stools Or worthy friends raked f the mools
 Sad sight to seeD The tricks of knaves or fash O fools Thou bearest the gree"
 In plain words he would say-Ford yod take the cake. This is surely food for thought have been accused of skinning fleas for hide and tallow, snapping a louse to hear him crack, herding cocl<roaches to sell when dried, and chasing rainbows to steal the coloring, but to be called the King 1rickster, breaks my heart-From this very day 1 turn a new leaf-"Vain pomp and glory I now dispise thee I feel my heart new opened For my life I don't see why I'm abused.
 Do I serve the Lord?" I do, and "auld nick helps me.
 Love thy neighbour" Don't have to- as this proves.
 An old Yankee rose to give expert ence; said he.
 q have served the Lord 30 years Halleluia shouted sister. And have no enemys" one" he answered. "Mv neighbor." "Oh brother, forgive him'-"Not while life lasts. l tried twice. and he laughted at me. and now the powers of hell won't influ- cnce another atonement." Brother! Brother! you are no Christian" "Yon are liar" he yelled. Hows this Attending the leading Methodist church in Los Angeles, I found a southern evangelist at the rostrum. Tr one of his statements, number took exception-"Do you call me a liar" he shouted, and down from the pulpit he jumped, yelling. Any man calling me that, fights" It took the bishop and many brothers to quiet the fun, while I muttered, Say. this Christian busi- ness keeps feller guessing. sure Rev. ,Trotter the Mission founder preaching to 5000 audience, said, 'Tht Scripture teaches. if man smite ont cheek. turn the other Any pir head. he roared, that smites this cheel better say his prayers or down m' quick for his name will be Dennis. So pleachers will fight, eh. I should say yes. Ever head of "Figbtini Kicker of the Sierras? Drop your ha and he was with you, then the wretci would pray like lost sinner, arisin: ready for the next round. But it's al right, preachers are humans, eh? S' an I and I want to sell goods like ; good Christian.
 Single disc in fine condition S15.00
 Double disc. nearly new, $35.OO.
 Alfalfa cultivatOr. new, $25.0O.
 Double spike tooth harrow, new, s1c
 Hand blow, 12-inch, new, $500.
 2-seated surrey, 1 horse, S25.00.
 ! sets work harness, SIP to SIS.
 Fancy express S90 harness, $25.0C
 Single harness. all prices.
 Double-tree and all kind eveners.
 Got a raft of cheap dressers.
 Invalids wheel chair. 5000.
 Sewing machines, cabinet and dror cheap.
 Esty organ, beauty. s20.
 Oak, S-foot desks, S15.00.
 Roll top desks, $14 up. Beautiful typewriter cabinet S14. Desks and bookcases combined cheap.
 S-foot glass front sliding doors. cas- of shelves 5000.
 Some fine cigar ana candy shov cases.
 Elegant counters for restaurant D store.
 Revolving $500 oak chair stools, g Some dandy incubators, si up. Paror and library tables-Larg cutting and architect tables-Kltche1 tables extension dining tables, dress ing tables and little stands. Chean refrigerators ard ice boxes. Stoves. all kinds and sizes. Ranges for wood, coal or gas. Gasoline ranges of many sizes. Heating stoves-oil heaters.
 Coal oil stoves-gas plates. Cream separators, many brands. Besides the guitar. mandolin, flut and clarionet and alto horn. Electric water heater and small far Electric hang fans s10. Beautiful filing cabinets. All kinds, sizes, makes, shapes am forms.
 Kodaks and cameras from $50 III Hang and side electric chandeliers Clocks for office. parlor or hall.
 SIS Singer machine for leather o canvas
 Sectional oak book case. a beauty. Wardrobes in oak, maple and wa. nut.
 ! Hoosier cabinet. oak, s1500. i Cupboards from s3.50 up. ! Guns. pistols. knives. glasses. shoes bedding. pillows, tents. hardware, tool i Shovels 75c and S1.00. new. | one minute cameras for stree work They are fine and cheap. 1 Stamp protector. s3.00. 1 S15 gasoline lamp. $500 1 Beautiful adiustable music easel, B
 S6O brass bed s20-s4o bed. sf5-s2 l heG. $10-bronze and enamel beds d 1 prices.
 Mattresses and springs new or sec ond hand.
 Have a large assortment rocker i cheap.
 Morris chairs with or withot cushion.
 | kdinstale table for invalids bedsid 1 Folding card tables, s1.00 up. Card tables and chair combine s2.0O.
 Apiece walnut parlor set. s25. ! 3-piece narlor set. mahogany. s15.(
 Full mahogany solid set, s17.5A.
 Handsome oil painting. ocean iron l $500.
 Few very nice wall pictures, chea' | Ped lounges. box springs co 1 springs.
 Iron candv vat for candy maker.
 water color paintings. grand, $50 1 Large barrels and kegs. i Elegant s45 coffee urn. s20.00.
 s2s.0n vacuum cleaner electric, sS.0 Carpet cleaners. soc m. Lawn mowers from s1.50 up.
 Do you Phoenix peonle ever read? Maupassant volumes, s1,j0. Sherlock Holmes. volumes. S1,50. Short stories classics, volumes,
 Worlds Great Events. : volumes, s FOy's Story Books 6 volumes. S1.0 Reeves Story Books. volumes. l Smiths Story Books, 6 volume s450
 Dumas Story Books. volumes. s4.'