French Broad hustler and Western Carolina Democrat. [volume] (Hendersonville, N.C.) 1915-1916, 1916-08-03

Hes determined to go back to the
'front.'" the surgeon said. He thinks
he knows who done it."-New York
Revived,
In the railroad station; putin old
gentleman running, just missed the
train; kidding gateman.
Gateman-Ha! Ha! Ha! Didn't run
fast enough, did We?
Old Gentleman-Oh! l a fast
enough all right; but I didn't start
soon enough."-Richmond Times-Dis-
patch.
Cute.
as your wife fond of athletics?'
mot at all. She just wears that sport
suit because she thinks she looks cute
in it.''-Detroit Free Press.
o. S
Apology Appreciated.
"Pa, what's the amende honorable?"
That's the kind of apology, son,
il want to buy a drink."-Birmingham
Age-Herald.
Spicy.
81 wonder how the militia troops
are getting seasoned, il they are
tered out" "Well?" IF they will
get peppe ?"-Batimore American.
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Justified.
James," said his father, sternly.
you've been fighting again"
81 couldn't help it shouted the boy.
BILLY Jones said their new car could
"go twice as fast as ours and
ooh, we'll, that different. 1 wouldn't
expect a boy of mine to take that kind
of talk from anybody."-New York
World.
Quite Natural.
George is such a nice chap" said the
girl in the Tam o'Shanter, II always
enjoy having him call on me-"
81 DON'T" snapped the other.
"Of course you don't dear. You'd
rather have him call on you."-New
York World.
Saving.
LET me see," said Mr.. S%tingicuss.
"How long is it since we became en-
gaged?"
"Just six months" replied his fan
Gee promptly. n know. because it's
just that long since I had any flowers
candy or other tickets."-New York
World.
willing.
"Is Mrs. Scadds interested in the
welfare of the employees in her hus-
bands ~factories?'
Every much so. She say she'll do
anything in the world to improve their
condition. so long as it does not affeG
the profits. New York World.
OF the Same Class.
~They say" remarked the spinster
boarderl that the woman who hest
tates is lest"
Lost is not the proper word for it,
igrowled the fussy old bachelor at Lhe
pedal extremity of the table. "She s
extinct."-Philadelphia Ledger.
Outwitted.
=. When a local train pulled up at tie
Scottish junction where passengers
change for Kurrimuir, the porter put
his head in the window of one Of thG
compartments and asked:
ANY one here for Kurriemuir?'
There was no response, and present,
ly the train moved on.
Then an old Scotswoman remarked
triumphantly:
cam for Kurrimuir, but l would no
tell that inqueesitive idiot so when he
peered in."-Washington Star.
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Must be SO.
; They's twenty felleCs standin' 'tothel
day close to a wall,
A brick it tumbled down upon them
. n killed them. n an all
That soun's too big to be believed
Well, how you goin' to know "
l seen that in the papers, an l know
mus be so.
t An over in Saint Luie on the yer!
! fust o. June
They fell the bigges' snow. an the.
expect a blizzard soon
Perhaps you doubt that story, ba
you'll have ter let it go
1 seen it in the papers, an ]. know hi
mus be so.
5 In one militia .deestrict up in Hal
the other day
: They was just thirty voters-bu
they's %forty-one, they say,
AS voted in a lection for a certain
1 man I Know
. 1 seen that in the papers, an 1 know
mus be so.
l. An all this talk about the race fe.
d gunner O. the state
Won't mount to but a hill o. beans
it's comm all too late
PThe peoples choice" already haC
been chosen don't Won know