The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1916-08-04

RruD OUT the DdCk QOOT nearly as last
as l can bring it onto the porch, is
there kindly way to use in calling
her attention to it?" Yes, just show
her this copy of The Tribune and di-
rect her attention to this answer Tell
her that mother" used to keep fam
ily of ten on eight dollars week Tell
her how mother" used to starve the
crickets in the back yard by the little
she threw out. Inform her frequently
how mother" used to save the meat
scraps and make hash and then the
hash left over she would put raisins
and vinegar in it and make mince meat
and the mince meat left over she
would make into the skoomumest
mince pies you ever ate. Tell her how
mother used to make hot biscuits,
and when some were left over she
put them through the meat grinder
and made dressing or pan cakes OF
them Of course, your mother never
saw a meat grinder, but then your
wife won't think of that. Tell her
how father" was enabled to get
mother" a seal skin coat just off
what she saved. Then you cut out
tobacco and cigars, and pool and poker
and beer. and billiards and club dues
and bets and coco cola, etc, etc, and
the first thing you know the crickets
and bugs will hike out of your back
ward, and go some place where do
mestic science graduate lives so they
can get little something to eat.
"My wife is in love with another
man. l don't know who ne IS. one
never says anything about him. put
L hot che &c DIVIDING
her affections, at least, what can l
do in my extremities!. Answer: pee
if you can find bat doctor to pre-
scribe for you. You are battv You've
got 'em, sure as the world. 20 TO the
hardware store and see II you can get
a nut cracker. You are nutty. lhere
is nobody home. Get screw driver.
You've got screw loose. Get train
ed nurse for rats: You've gotem III
YOUR belfry. I'll venture your tears are
green when you weep. Honest. aont
the moon look like green cheese! YOU
we got something in your mind that
YOU got there away back in your BOY
hood days when some skunk used 10
tell you lot of foolish rot about
wives, and things. | pity you though
for you are silly
A young lady came over from
Wilder,
And got against car wheel ana
spilled her.
Nice new white lawn dress,
And brought her distress.
But the spot all came out when she
billed her.
There are two foolish young coup
les from Notus,
Who, riding out in one carriage,dont
notice
That people have eyes,
And fence post are spies, -.
When it comes to legs and white
stockings and rubbish.
as there such thing as SHINING
Christian? That is, is a person a Chris
tan if he sins" Now you want me TO
get in between the mill stones OF these
two classe of religionists who take
both sides of this question. II man
lust cannot sin, he is not to be praised
for it any more than | am not to be
praised for not flying, for that is some
thing | just cannot do. If man can
sin. but won't, he is pretty good TEL
low. | have been spotting for some
wears these people who claim they
cannot sin, and have found them dong
a good many things that | would call
sins if | did them. | would not make
an outlaw of Christian who sins, but
there is no place in the Bible where
we are taught that this sin or that sin
might be INDUCED in just as a sort
of safety valve and that no account
will be taken of it. No matter what
YOU claim, God is no respector OF per
sons. and will haul you over the Goals
for what you actually do no matter
what sort of theory you put up
about it at the time A sin is sin,
no matter if it is done by. one who
claims he can't or don't sin. 1t you
do sin. recall that you have an adVo,,
cate with the Father in Heaven, and
YOU can oet rid of that blot that time,
If you really think you are through
with that weakness.
"When is opportunity most likely
to knock at a young fellows door,
when he is single or married. II ne
has twenty-five hundred dollars in the
bank, or has just discovered that the
daughter of some rich man is desper-
ately in love with him. old Emporium
ity don't stop to knock, she SIMPLY
pulls the door bell half oil. When
you have got good job it is easy to
get another, but when you nave 10
saw 'just at present am doing moth
ing its hard to get over. $oo.oo or
$500. It's just as easy to love rich
girl as a poor one, but you sometimes
have to put up with good deal OF
homespun humiliation if you ever
marry the rich one. A new born bum
BILE bee is much larger than its moth
err or father and some men are born
great, / have an idea. but soon to be-
gin to slump up. Talking about that
homespun humiliation, even that is
sometimes better than having to spin
too many hours day on an irrigation!
shovel and then pull the teats OF
forty cows for the revenue to keep the