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'CASCARETS' FOR
SLUGGISH BOWELS
No sick headache, sour stomach,
biliousness or constipation
by morning.
Get a 10-cent box now.

SSL u lU-Ccut UOA hOWs
TURF the rascals out-the headache.
biliousness, Indigestion, the sick, sour
stomach and foul gases-turn them
out tonight and keep them out with
Cascarets.
Millions Of men and ome take a
Cascaret now and then and eve
know the misery caused by a lazy
liver, clogged bowels or an upset stom-
ach.
Don't put in another day Of distress.
Let Cascarets cleanse your stomach;
remove the sour, fermenting food;
take the excess bile from your liver
and carry out all the constipated
waste matter and poison in the
bowels. Then you will feel great.
A Cascaret tonight straightens you
out by morning. They work while
you sleep. A 10-cent box from
any drug store al a clear head.
sweet stomach and clean, healthy liver
and bowel action for months. Chill
dren love Cascarets because they
never grippe or sicken. Adv.
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When the Chinese feel gloomy
about the prospects of a stable gov
eminent they take a look at Mexico
and cheer up.
The Miller press. [volume] (Miller, S.D.) 190?-current, 1916-03-16

Just think what the famous poi.
soners of past ages missed by not
knowing anything about the gas used
in the trenches.
The Miller press. [volume] (Miller, S.D.) 190?-current, 1916-03-16

Man Is quite content. II he
has q orn he wishes It were a chill.
blain. and II he has a chilblain he
imagines he would be happier with q
corn.
The Miller press. [volume] (Miller, S.D.) 190?-current, 1916-03-16

Since It is asserted that farmers do
not say by heck" many cctors OF
rural comedy parts may be thrown out
OF employment.
The Miller press. [volume] (Miller, S.D.) 190?-current, 1916-03-16

II might help the trade II the GUS
toner would nnd q diamond or ruby
in his oyster once In q while. instead
OF the traditional pearl.
The Miller press. [volume] (Miller, S.D.) 190?-current, 1916-03-16

A pension fund for INDECENT au-
thors is now suggested. It will meet
with vigorous opposition II poets are
included.
The Miller press. [volume] (Miller, S.D.) 190?-current, 1916-03-16

Chow Chu Chi. the Chinese minister
OF agriculture. sounds like q pickle
grower.
The Miller press. [volume] (Miller, S.D.) 190?-current, 1916-03-16

Possibly one reason for that advance
In the price of mems shoes Is the fur
that has to be sewn on women's shoes.
The Miller press. [volume] (Miller, S.D.) 190?-current, 1916-03-16

In the matter of automobiles, at
least. this country is prepared for al
most anything.
The Miller press. [volume] (Miller, S.D.) 190?-current, 1916-03-16

fs announced. Was there any particu-
lar demand for herr
The Miller press. [volume] (Miller, S.D.) 190?-current, 1916-03-16

Cook specialists are beginning to
write about fried mush. as II It were
something new. They ought to know
It is old as tradition.
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vILLisTAs ATTACK TRAIN;

' ARE REPElLED AT CONEJOS
= Torreon, Mexico, March 49,
= ViiIistas under General Urbalejo
: made an unsuccessful attack at
. coneios on a train which has just
. arrived here from Chihuahua. The
> bandits dynamited the station and
. put up a hard fight, but were re-
= PEELED.
. Some men belonging to a rail-
: way c were killed at the same
: time. The Chihuahua train was
4 five days on the way.
. 1
The Miller press. [volume] (Miller, S.D.) 190?-current, 1916-03-16

The man who wrote II Didn't Raise
MY Boy to- Be a Soldier" has long
since regretted II. 'Twould be humane
to let him alone.
The Miller press. [volume] (Miller, S.D.) 190?-current, 1916-03-16

tAmpBhade stockings are said 70
Be the latest in feminine hosiery. In
the illustration they look ~ neat a
: whipped hounds ears
The Miller press. [volume] (Miller, S.D.) 190?-current, 1916-03-16

Watch out or the orator who starts
out by telling you he has nothing to
say. He may be right.
The Miller press. [volume] (Miller, S.D.) 190?-current, 1916-03-16

II the baseball fans could go South
for training with the baseball teams
1t would help.
The Miller press. [volume] (Miller, S.D.) 190?-current, 1916-03-16

What seems to be required now Is
an automobile that will run on its own
er's lung power.
The Miller press. [volume] (Miller, S.D.) 190?-current, 1916-03-16

When a man sreers at a woman's
business ability he makes a noise
like sour grapes.
The Miller press. [volume] (Miller, S.D.) 190?-current, 1916-03-16

Nature cannot jump from winter to
summer to winter without a fall.
The Miller press. [volume] (Miller, S.D.) 190?-current, 1916-03-16

A Swiss editor has been fined for
writing a poem. Probably another case
of more truth than poetry.
The Miller press. [volume] (Miller, S.D.) 190?-current, 1916-03-16

Who says opportunity knocks only
once at every door? How about the
postman and his circulars?
The Miller press. [volume] (Miller, S.D.) 190?-current, 1916-03-16

When the u shines we are all
prone to forget that 1t is shining for
us.
The Miller press. [volume] (Miller, S.D.) 190?-current, 1916-03-16

"A lot Of satisfaction is must be to a
whipped man to know who struck the
first blow.
The Miller press. [volume] (Miller, S.D.) 190?-current, 1916-03-16

Two and a half billion rats in New
York cost s91, 250.0 900 a year? Shucks,
they're not worth It!
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After all Is said and done there is
no peace meeting which Is too proud
to break up In a fight.
The Miller press. [volume] (Miller, S.D.) 190?-current, 1916-03-16

Almost any man can recall q few
companionable liars.
The Miller press. [volume] (Miller, S.D.) 190?-current, 1916-03-16

The post office window in a small
town is headquarters for d~isappoint'
ment.
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II may be that the most hot-headed
man is suffering from the coolest feet.
The Miller press. [volume] (Miller, S.D.) 190?-current, 1916-03-16

Loves Accomplishment.
Knicker-Loye Is blind.
Bocker-And sufficiently deaf to
read the lips.
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Nearly all classical music has a few
measures Of just plain tune.
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Then Why?

Then Why?
"Will you marry me, Ethel? My
family is all one could wish for"
Then why do you want me?"
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No Common Cur

NO common Cur.
Wife (angrily)-You're a perfect
brute.
Hub (calmly)-Thanks, my dear,
for putting me in the thoroughbred
class, anyway.
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Experience is a dear teacher" And
lneficiency Is rather expensive.
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A single nest Of the Australian
bush turkey has been found to weigh
Eve tons.
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A Sian.

rs your sister at home, Bobbie?"
81 think she is; / heard her say she
wasn't expecting you."-Judge.
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A man can even boast Of his rheu-
matism-until he gets it..
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Giving a man a boys salary won't
keep him young.
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uNSR Roa1 tie aAevo 1attses 4 NV
- = kfon t1mo - ttDo re
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The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1916-07-28
SIX KILLED BY
ANARCHIST BOMB
Tore Gap Through Crowd Watch
ing Preparedness Parade
WARNING SENT BY PLOTTSRS
Warnings of Violence Got Little At
tention-Some Of the Victims Were
Torn to Pieces-G. A. r. Men
Had Marrow Escape.

San Francisco.-By the explosion oi
time bomb in the midst OF crowd
watching a preparedness parade, six
persons were killed and between forty
and fifty injured.
The newspapers and the public had
received notification that the parade
would be attended by violence, but
apparently the warning was not taken
seriously, though the police said
every precaution had been taken.
The explosion occurred at Steuart
and Market streets. The bomb, con-
cealed in a suit case packed with car
tridges, bullets, gasplpe, glass and
scrap iron, blew a gap in the crowd,
tearing through men, women, chill
dren and babies. The one-story brick
building against which the suit case
stood was wrecked.
The holiday throng, cheering q con-
tingent OF veterans OF the First Cali
fornia Infantry OF the Spanish-Ameri-
can War became a shambles. The
blare OF fifty bands and the roar of
drums drowned the cries Of the in
jured, but the sidewalk was strewn
with torn bodies.
1.-TWO women standing beside me
were blown to bits" said Mrs. Kins-
ley Van Loom of Oakland, who, with
her two children, was injured. The
police think II is possible that some
bodies were blown entirely to pieces.
The dead: Mrs. II. Z. Knapp. Ala
media; DR.. George Painter, Berkeley;
o. II. Lambern, printer, Alameda;
George Lawler, Mill Valley; Arthur
Nelson, Larkspur; Adam Fox, San
Francisco.
Through this violence the parade
OF $4,000 continued without a break.
The veterans OF the Grand Army of
the Republic, waiting in Steuart
street to fall into line, escaped death
and proceeded with the march.
The warning sent to the newspaper
was signed The determined exiles
from militaristic governments, Italy,
Germany, United States, Italy, Rus
sia.
San Francisco has offered $4,000 for
the capture OF the person responsible
for the bomb murders.
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1916-07-28
MEXICAN ISSUE SETTLED SOON
vilIistas Loot Supply Train and Seize
100000 Rounds of Ammunition.


100000 Rounds of Ammunition.
Chihuahua City.-A large force Of
Villistas under command of General
Martin Lopez wrecked a Carranza
supply train at Palomas. The Car
ranZista guard Of about 100 men was
routed, six being killed. The band
retired after looting the train of an
immense quantity OF food and more
than 100000 rounds of ammunition.
Reports of this victory for Villa
were brought TO General Jacinto Tre-
vino here by the remnant of the
guard. The men, most of them
wounded, hid until nightfall, then
walked in from Palomas, % miles
southwest OF here.
The train bore 10 carloads OF food
and ammunition destined for the de
facto government garrisons along the
Northwestern railroad TO the west or
Chihuahua City.
Spikes had been removed from the
rails of the track few miles past
Palomas. AS the train p2ssed over
this point, the rails gave way sending
the engine and two cars into Culch.
The engineer was killed in the wreck.
Several OF the guards hurried from
their cars without arms. The Villas
tas, secreted in the underbrush, open
cd fire. For 10 minutes the Carranza
troops held their positions, then they
finally assembled in rear car and
make a dash for their lives back the
way they had come.
The Villistas made only g short
pursuit. they returned TO loot the
train.
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1916-07-28
Former Governor of Indiana
Wins Against Sulzer on
the First Ballot
NOVEL PLATFORM FEATURES
A Resolution Was Adopted, but MOT
Incorporated in Platform Favorins
Freedom in Practice of Christian
Science and Chiropractice.

st. Paul-The Prohibition national
convention nominated j. Frank Hanly
formerly Governor of Indiana, as its
candidate for President of the United
States. and DR.. Ira ID. Landrith OF
Nashville, Tenn, for Vice-President'
Hanly's nomination came on the
first ballot and followed number OF
hurried conferences between advo-
Gates of the candidacy of William Sui
ger, formerly Governor OF New YORK,
and several brief demonstrations In
the latter's behalf, which, however,
were offset by the outbursts OF en-
thusiasm that followed every mention
Of Hanly's name.
The vote for Hanly was decisive.
He received 440 votes, as against Isl
for Sulzer. Finley c. Hendrickson
of Cumberland, Md, received 81 votes,
James Gilbert Mason of New Jersey,
10, w. p. Ferguson, Of Pennsylvania,
4, Summer w. Haynes Of Indiana 2,
and Henry Ford OF Detroit, /.
Eugene w. Chaplin nominated Sui
zer, and several speakers asserted
the New Workers. nomination would
mean the election Of a Prohibition
President and abolition OF intoxicat-
ing liquors in this country.
Mr.. Sulzer, who had remained at
his hotel, later characterized the con-
vention's action as ''steam-roller VIC
tory but added: "As / was not
candidate for the nomination / am not
disappointed that 1t has gone to Mr..
Hanly."
A resolution was adopted by the
convention, but not incorporated in
the platform, favoring freedom in the
practice Of Christian Science and CHR
opractice.
The platform expresses opposition
to the "wasteful military programme
of the Democratic and Republican
parties" but favors preparedness for
peace" 1t suggests compact among
nations to dsmantle navies and dis.
band armies" but until such court
and compact are established we pledge
ourselves to maintain an effective ar
my and navy and to provide coast de-
fenses entirely adequate for national
protection"
Other planks favor reciprocal trade
treaties with all nations; an Ameri-
can merchant marine; oppose war
with Mexico; approve strict interpre-
tation Of Monroe Doctrine; oppose
abandonment Of Philippine Islands at
this time, but favor ultimate indepen-
dence; declare for prohibition of child
labor; approve an eight hour day with
one hour rest each day, and extension
of compensation and liability Federal
acts, and favor single Presidential
term OF six years.
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1916-07-28
PITH OF THE
WAR NEWS

The Russians gained largely in all
three Of their great offenslves on
the East front-north, south and
In the centre. They vastly increas-
ed the danger which eonfronts the
Teuton armies at almost every point
from Riga to the Hungarian from
tier.
News Of British successes In the open
Ing stages Of what will perhaps be
the biggest battle OF the war has
come, and there Is renewed 10y lz
London. The first successes are be-
yond the highest hopes held there,
and give promise Of vitally i'm
portant developments.
Both Berlin and Vienna admit the re.
tirement Of part Of General Won
linslnsen's forces from the region
Of the confluence OF TIE Styr and
Lipa rivers to Berestechk, north OF
Brody.
Artillery fighting appears to occupy
the opposing forces on the Austro-
italian front generally. Rome, how
ever, reports the capture Of more
trenches on Monte Msio.
In addition to capturing cumusk.
haneh. IS miles northwest Of Bal
burt, the Russian armies in Turkish
Armenia are advancing in other
sectors.
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1916-07-28
POET RILEY is DEAD
Succumbs Suddenly TO Paralytic
Stroke in indianapolis

Stroke in indianapolis
apolis.-James Whitcomb Ri
ley, the Indiana poet, is dead.
The end came at his home in this
city. Mr.. Riley suffered from the ex-
heat, but was thought to be resting
easy. He asked his nurse for drink
of water When she returned with it
he was dead.
His death was due to stroke of
paralysis.
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1916-07-28
SIGNS RURAL CREDITS BILL.
President Declares Measure Is One Of

Washington. - President Wilson
signed the Rural Credits bill, passed
recently by Congress. A group of
senators. representatives and officers
70 farmers organizations applauded
warmly as the President affixed his
signature.
Just before signing the measure,
which creates a system OF twelve
land loan banks under the direction
OF Federal board. the President
made short address, pointing out
the benefits which he believed both
farmers and the investing commun-
ity would enjoy under its operation
The President used two pens in
signing the bill. and gave one of them
TO Senator Fletcher of Florida, who
asked permission TO present it to the
Southern Commercial Congress.
Secretary McAdoo conferred with
the President later on the selection
OF members of the new Farm Loan
Board, who soon will be appointed.
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1916-07-28
BIG DRIVE FAILS,
GERMANS DECLARE
Mighty Offensive, with 100000
Men on 27-MiIe Front, Has
Crumpled Up, Says Berlin
PROGRESS AT TWO POINTS

Berlin.-The blow OF Franco Bri-
tish allies on the Somme front has
been struck and has failed, according
TO a long official statement issued at
Grand Headquarters. The statement
describes in detail the carefully pre-
pared efforts of the allies, the attacks
they made, and offers the definite
statement that the drive has crumpled
up.
The mighty offensive was launched
with 200, 900 men on a front of TWEEN
ty-seven miles north and south of the
Somme AT only two points did the
attacking troops make progress, and
their greatest gain was less than half
mile. Their losses are described
as very heavy. despite the unprece-
dented artillery preparations they had
made.
The Official statement also makes
public for the first time that the Bri-
tish attempted drive at Fomelles,
north OF La Bassee. After gun fire
they drove forward on a front OF two\
miles.
The attack was beaten bacl: by
Bavarian division, and the British re-
tired, leaving 1000 dead on the field
The Germanr took nearly 500 prison
ers.
Following the collapse of the allied
smash on the Somme front, the Ger
mans during the night developed
counter offensive, which is gathering
force.
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1916-07-28
BRITISH REGAIN LOST GROUND.

London.-The British are rolling
back the German counter attack, slow
ly, but with the unhagging steadiness
that has marked General Haig's whole
strategy in the Picardy offensive.
Along the two miles from Bazentin
to Longueval the fury Of the battle
Is undated, with the tide turning In
favor of the British. Both sides are
sustaining heavy losses, for the Teu-
ton assault Is the strongest counter
thrust they have attempted since the
Allies began their rush on July /.
Haig's troops struck back and sue
ceeded in resting from the enemy most
OF the ground he had won the night be-
fore. The quickness with which this
territory was regained seems to indi-
cate that the strength Of the German
counter attacks is waning.
The Russian military critics dwell
on what they describe as "the me-
chanical regularity" OF the strategic
and tactical blows dealt by Russia on
her various fronts and the absence OF
any indications that the enemy forces
are able effectively to parry them. The
recent Russian successes have brougb%'
them much nearer Vladimir-Volynski
and Kovel, and the German communi-
cations between Kovel and Lemberg
are threatened.
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1916-07-28
BELIEVE IN TREVlNO

Washington Has No Veriflcation OF
Generals Detection.
Washington.-Statea and War depart
ments have been unable TO find any
veriicstion of published reports that
new uprising against the de facto
Government is in progress in north.
ern Mexico, with Gen. Jacinto Trevino
as one of the leaders.
Army officers who know Gen. Trevino
personally do not believe his loyalty
to the Central Government can be
questioned
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1916-07-28

James Whitcomb Riley was born at
Greenfield, Ind, probably in 1853. The
poet made a secret of his age. good
deal OF his early life is legendary, for
the reason that Riley refused TO con-
sent to have a biography published.
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1916-07-28
PEACE PARTY IN HUNGARY
Count karolyi Forms New Movement
to End HostiIities.

London.-Count Michael Karolyi
has resigned from the presidency of
the Hungarian Independence party,
and will form a new party. which will
demand immediate peace between
Hungary and its enemies, with or with.
out the consent OF Germany and
Austria. Count Karolyi's peace
party, the despatch adds. will start
with a membership of seventy mem.
bers OF the Hungarian Parliament
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1916-07-28
PROFITS PAY FOR U BOAT
Deutschland Built In Less Than Six
Months.

Berlin. Commercial submarines
may assume considerable importance
in German-American trade during the
remainder of the war, according to
the Koelnische Zeitung. The freight
earnings OF the Deutschland, built In
six months, IT, is said: were so great
that the vessel was paid for out of
the profits of its first voyage. II is
expected therefore, that many others
will be built.
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1916-07-28
MINERS TO STAY Al, WORK
$4,000 Men In Pittsburgh District Vote
Not TO Strike.

Not to Strike.
Pittsburgh.-The special convention
OF bituminous coal works fr-m dis
trict No. 5, United Mine Workers. in
session here, voted against a strike
being called here.
The convention ratified an agree
ment reached with the Pittsburgh
Coal Operators Association by spe-
cial comIaittee representing the inter
national executive committee Fifty
thousand miners will remain at work.
Evening public ledger. [volume] (Philadelphia [Pa.]) 1914-1942, 1916-07-05
HARMONY IN CHOOSING
PRESIDENT ELECTORS
OFFERED BY PENR0SE
State Leader Would Divide
Honor With Brumbaugh-Vare
Faction on Basis of Con-
vention Strength
PROPOSAL is REJECTED

overtures for harmony in the selection
Of the presidential electors on the Repub-
lcan ticket have been made to the Brun.
baugh.vare forces by United states Sen.
ator Boles Penrose.
Both factions Of the Republican State Or
ganization have been maneuvering for the
honor OF naming a majority OF the Pennsyl.
vania Republican electors, and frequent con.
ferences have been held with Charles r.
Hughes by both Congressman Ware and
Senator Penrose.
The Pennsylvania law regarding the &c.
lection Of presidential electors, whose
names will be printed on the Republican
ballot in November. Is obscure. l: pro.
vdes that they shall be finally passed upon
by the partys candidate for President but
1t does not specify how they shall be
recommended by the candidate.
Heretofore the Republican State Commit
however the Wares In control of the state
government, are opposed to this procedure,
since Senator Penrose has an overwhelminR
majority Of the members of the State body.
Pennsylvania Is entitled to rs members of
the Electoral College, one for each congress
sional district. four for the four Congress-.
men-at.arge and two for the two United
states Senators.
Senator Penrose has proposed to the
BrumbauEh.Nare forces that the delegates
to the Republican National Convention go
leCt the electors in the various districts,
white the state Committee selects the six
electors at large.