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El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1916-03-29

G-~ YELL where are you going
NA/ this morning. Uncle Wig
eiiy?" asked Nurse Jane
Fuzzy wuzzv. the muskrat lady, OF the
rabbit gentleman as he lifted his red.
White and blue striped rheumatism
crutch down off the hat rack, and
opened the front door.
"Oh. I'm just going out for mop
through the woods replied the ounny
uncle. Mother Goose said that Grand
father Goosey Gander was coming 70
nav her a visit today, and as haven
seen him in some time, ] thought
20 over myself and have a little Talk
VERY we'll" went on Nurse Jane.
"and on your way back / WISH you
would bring me a spool OF threao; Of,
a spoOI of thread2 Why. certainty,
promised Uncle Wiggily, and OH ne
hopped through the woods until ne
came to where Mother Goose lived
Her house was next door to the shoe, IN
which lived the Old Woman Who Had
So Many Children She Didn't Know
Good morning. Mother Goose" said
ITncIe Wfggilv olitely. Il hope 1 see
YOU we'll Has Grandpa Goosey Gander
come yet?' a. -
minute. Sit down and make yourself at
home" and Mother Goose busted
chair.
Uncle Wiggily sat down, and he and
Mother Goose were talking about the
best way to give the most bread and
lam TO animal children, when along
came Grandpa GOosey.
Pm sorry I'm late" he said. all sort
OF Mustered like. but I lost button OIL
nv coat. 1 stopped in tailor's to have
ii sewed on, but. would you believe me-
There isn't a tailor to be found IN
Woodland-not one in this whole
~! aNonsenser' cried Mother Goose.
WHY. there are four and twenty
tnfIors here-iust as many as there
were blackbirds baked in the pie that
was set before the king. No tatlors to
be found out Of all the four and
twenty? Nonsense and she swept
cobwebs down out OF the sky just for
fun.
Not tailorr" said Grandpa Goosey.
Their shops were open. but the
taiIors were gone. and so I had to come
without O button on my coat"
Never mind" said Mother Goose.
TIL sew il on for you" and she did.
THAT reminds me-" said Uncle Wig
gily. after thy had talked a bit
speaking Of tailOrs. I'm to bring
Nurse Jane a spool Of thread. 1 think
IN be hopping along. If 1 can't find
anv tailor in his shop. where I can
buy the thread. III have to go to the
five and ten cent store"
SO he said good-by to Mother Goose
and Grandpa Camden. and away hoped
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1916-03-29

the show at the opera house
The clock peddler has decided 70
come through HOgwallOW about every
eight days instead Of going around
through the Calf Ribs neighborhood,
he having put all the clocks IN lnaC
section in good running order. ne
says so perfect is his knowledge OF a
clock that he can take one that IS N
perfect running condition and ma
something the matter with II.
large seized crowd was out 10
hear the Dog Hill preacher last Sunday,
notwithstanding the good weather.
Sidney Hooks, who has been accused
Of carrying conceal weapons in his
pistol pocket, has concluded to wear a
short coat from now on, in order that
everybody may see.
Wild hog has put in its appearance
around the postoffice to bother the
postmaster for the summer. He says
he and the rest OF the Democratic
party are having a hard time and lots
to contend with these days.
Washington Hooks had just left
struck by lightning. He says II a
person will always take that precau-
ton he will never get killed.
The next time jefferson POtlocRs
goes fishing he says he will be heavi-
" armed. He made this announce
ment when he appeared at the post
office the other day after having been
to the creek to open the spring fish
ing season. He says he caught one
OF the biggest fish that was ever seen
in this section. and that after a hard
struggle he got it on the bank and
was about to knock IL in the head
with a fence rail when the fish at
tackled him with its tail and knocked
him down several times. Finally the
fish escaped to the water, and, though
jefferson stood on the bank with re-
neWed determination and a large club
the fish did not return Jefferson Joined
the Baptist church in 1882
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1916-03-29
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El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1916-03-29
1AYEARS Ago Today
\ 4FrOm The Herald Of This
Date, 1907.

Great preparations were being made
by the local lodge Knights Templar for
the entertainment Of the visiting
knights in this city on April 16. The
the event and who are working indus
triously. are as follows; =. NJ. Bray.
Dr. T. A Bray. II. A. Carpenter, W. T.
HiXsOn. A. Roos. J. W. Magoffin, J. NJ
Dean, e. c. Pew. Booth and Grove. The
convention will extend over period of
three days.
Miss Florence Beal entertained a few
friends at dinner last evening.
Hon. George W. Pritchard. OF White
Oake. n. NJ, arrived in the city.
b. S. Harmon. general attorney OF the
El Paso g. Rock Island railway, has
lcft for the west on business.
g. NJ. shannon. Of the copper COM
pany Of that name. arrived in the city
from Clifton, ARK, on business.
Henry D. Bowman, the banker and
receiver OF the land office at Las Cru
Oaks, y. NJ, arrived in the city.
Within a short time work will COM
mence on the construction OF oil tanks
along the line Of the Southern Pacific
railway.
Miss Marietta Kirk. who has been
visiting the family of Mrs. NJ o. Wright
for some time, left Tuesday night for
J. V. Gilmore, travelling freight and
passenger agent OF the Texas & Pacific
railway, has returned from a business
trip to New Mexico.
Miss Lola Mayfield. a teacher in the
public schools Of FL Paso. left for
Huntsville, Texas. to attend the summer
normal to be held at that place.
A meeting will be held this evening
IN the office of recorder r. F. Burgess,
in the fire department building, OF the
newly organized camp of the Sons Of
Confederate Veterans.
Walter Arnold, formerly connected
with the LowSien National bank. Of
this city. arrived in the city from Cliff
ton. where he holds the position Of
cashier in a bank of that city.
It is expected that the taxpayers Of
the city Will shortly have an oppOrtu-
nifty to vote on the proposition to issue
bonds amounting TO 500, 900 in order to
provide for certain necessary public eX-
DendituTes. The current indebtedness
Of the city at the present time is about
S25 900.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1916-03-29
NEMyNOTB99H-1MnIELAD
I 6UDAISY DEAN KY

TT is not we'll known in America
that Bertha Kahch, the famous
= tragedienne, who is now VIII
liam Fox star in motion pictures, also
is an accomplished and experienced
grand opera singer. At the age Of
II she Joined a German opera company,
having just finished a course in a con-
servatory in Lemberk, Calico. She
soon left the German company and en-
tered the chorus of Polish company.
At the age Of Is she was offered an
engagement in the Jewish theater as
prima donna and for two years sang
in operas and in biblical plays.
After a season in Hungary she re
turned to Poland for year, but her
fOndness for singing sent her hurry
ing back to Bucharest, Rumania Wnere
she sang the principal roles in -The
Gypsy Baron" I'll Trovatore," car :
men" and in operas by Offenbach and
Stradella. Just at this time she met
an American theatrical manager ana
he brought her to the United states IN
1895. Her fame spread beyond the
Bowery and the Yiddish theater ana
soon caused her to learn the language
Of her new people and take her right
full place in the English language
theater.
Kalich is a Galician Jewess by BIRTH
but an American by choice for the re-
mainder of her life. She has an in
grained love and affection Tor America
and all that it stands for IN freedom
Of thought. speech and religious faltn-
Her transformation was one OF the
quickest ever effected in foreign
born genius thrust upon strange SOIL
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1916-03-29
To Buy 5000 Feet Of Hose;
Cotton For Fnemen, Not Silk

Bids will be opened Thursday morn
ing for 5000 feet Of two and One-half
inch fire hose for the fire department.
and representatives OF several fire
hose companies are in the city.
Among those who have submitted
bids are J. B. Lippincott, Of the Boston
Woven Hose g. Rubber company: J. D.
Koran Of the Bowers Rubber company;
and R W. Joyner, OF the Eureka Fire
Hose company.
The city has purchased two new
street sweepers which will be delivered
within the next few days The
sweepers. which cost $500 each, sprinkle
the street and sweep and pick up the
dirt, saving the work of several men.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1916-03-29

- - say about the present past anu
future last Sunday HIS sermon W." be
i,teresteIng and instructive, ana ne
bad GOOD order and close attention IN
IN n rival attraction appeared IN the
shane Of Miss Fruzie Allsop Win
new hat on. - +hogo
around here are not botherlng SO IhuSL.
about the prevalence OF the hookwO,L ~
as they are the scarcity Oh iiSlii'e
worms , Ter,
sim Finders returned Tuesday Win
a lot Of wild flower plants. de mas
planted them I'm his yard ana thlhks
he can tame them. -,
washington Hooks has made up MS
mind TO run for some good, easy office'
ne having done the public many IA
vors iu past years that deserve reward
He win probably run for the Office Oh
treasurer Of the Dog Hill church.
Luke MatheWsla is very much inter-
ested in the way the various harvester
trust suits in the u. $. come out IN the
courts. as he used to own thresher
himself
Miss Rosyola MOseley is making her
self taller by wearing an upright hat
with tall feathers on It,
The dogs along the road are merely
wasting their time when they park
at the mail carrier, because he does
not pay attention to them
Atlas Peck says it is interesting 10
watch the ants at work in large
droves. running to and fro on the
ground, but that il is a hard matter
TO tell just what they are trying TO
do.
Columbus AIlsop will take his bass
fiddle to Ticxville Saturday evening
TO play for the thunderstorm scene In
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1916-03-29
U. S. GOVERNMENT IS
GREATEST OF PUBLISHERS

Washington. D. c.. March 29-Congress Is
endeavoring to regulate the printing and
distribution Of the millions OF documents
turned out by the government each year
so TO prevent their accumulation End
storage here. During the last seven years
6.905.69 publications estimated TO have cost
the government at least IS. SOC, 600 were con-
demned waste paper.
The government Of the United States IS
today the greatest publisher in the world,
no nation even approaching this country IN
the effort TO enlighten its people by the
printing OF millions upon millions OF public
documents year after year
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1916-03-29

Quite naturally its a persons good
joints that VIC get stuck On--FrOf
Simp.
HDE seated" said the great detec-
tive, as he languidly laid aside
- his fiddle and picked up his
mouth organ L notice you were for
merly chaperone Of wild beasts in the
famous Copenhagen zoo"
''AIafvelousw exclaimed the little man
with the big ears
Not 50 very" yawned the great de-
tective. Il saw the lions Den-mark
ony your forehead. What puzzles me is
how in the world you ever managed to
become 50 bOw-legged-"
and that's Just what puzzles met
cried his visitor. In fact, that IS why
/ have called. Two years ago my legs
were so perfectly straight that all the
big sculptors wanted me as model
and the Sunday supplements printed
pictures Of them. And then suddenly
they took the shape OF the capital let
ter Q. I don't so much mind being bow
legged for It amuses the ehudren: but
do want to know the reason for II"
The great detective rubbed his hands,
for he loved battling cases.
Il have it," he exclaimed at length
Are you a moving picture fan?'
"a ffend admitted the other
Never less than three shows night
"Ah hahl Hah ali, And you fire.
quently have to stand outside in the
cold because the houses are crowded ?"
Invariably"
Good. The weight OF your body,
with constant standing, has warped
your legs. Ten dollars. please"
The little man with the big ears paid
cheerfully and rushed off to sue the
movie houses.
H.xte,, cents lee Neyrrnan nh 1904
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1916-03-29
SNEETEN SOUR
ACID STOMACH
WITH MAGNESEA
Spoonful Of BIsurated Magnesla IN Cup
Of Hot Water Promptly stops Pain
OF Acid Indigestion RELIEF
Comes in 5 Minutes.

II things you eat don't agree with
Won and lie sour, gassy. biting, and
heavy in your stomach. you probably
have what physicians call hyper
acidity." Your stomach Is secretlng too
much acid causing discomfort which IS
commonly ard mistakenly called inol-
Qestion. Avoid all artificial digestentS
Tor these are apt to further weaken the
stomach and cause serious intestinal
trouble. Instead get from your DRUGGIST
a few ounces OF the pure Bisurateo
Magnesia and take a teaspoonful IN a
,,,srfer glass OF hot water after each
meal. Bisurated Magnesia can never
hurt your stomach and Is the best pos
sibIe form OF magnesia to take IN the
stomach for sweetening or neutralizins
the stomach acids which cause distress
Advertisements
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1916-03-29

Prepared in the good old fashioned
way-flavor "Deliciously Different you
are sure to like Sulzberger's Majestic
Hams and Decentralization
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1916-03-29
LENSES

Cannot work loose in the new spec
tacle Mounting Geo. d. Kendall, 22S
Mesa Ave, Makes Glasses Right.-AdY-
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1916-03-29

Mexican collections, see Lee Newman
ADV
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1916-03-29
SCREEN WORK DELIGHTS
nnAaTATTGW HOWARD.

Il don't wonder that so many au-
thors, dramatists and stage players are
giving their whole time to motion pic
ture work" said George Bronson now
ara. the famous novelist and play
wright. ut certainly is a fascinating
world" The literary light had just
spent a day. at the Kalem Glendale
California. studio, watching the max
ing of several scenes for his series
THE Social Pirates"
Dorothy Bernard, when she is not
working in one or another Of the VIII
liam Fox studios. cultivates roses She
saws the finest fertilizer she has yet
found is to save coffee grounds, dry
quantity of SCOT. Spread around the
plants and it will be found to be as
good an insecticide as a fertilizer
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1916-03-29

asIander.s Mme. kalieh's first pie
ture, VIII he released early in May. In
this drama the famous tragedienne II
given a big. sympRthetie. human part
filled with tense moments and making
A call upon her talents for everything
of which she il capable.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1916-03-29

Dorothy is former Ell Paso stock
actress.
Robert B. Manteu, the well known
movie actor, is going into vaudeville.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1916-03-29

PicIrwicII-The Service Cafe.-Adv.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1916-03-29
The Daily Novelette,
Waitigid.

Quite naturally it's a persons good
joints that We get stuck On--PrOf
Simp.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1916-03-29

GOOD MANY went to hear what
the Hog Ford preacher had TO
say about the present. past ana
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1916-03-29

Mexican rents, Lee Newman, phi. 1904,
ADJ.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1916-12-04
''FAMINE' MENU
FEATURES SOCIAL

NEW PARIS, O., Dec. 4.-Mr. and
Mrs. P. r. McNeill entertained with a
family party Thanksgiving day, the
guests being Mr. and Mrs. A. A. Nc
Neill and daughter. Mr.. and Mrs. Ed
win Middaugh and family, Mrs. Caro-
line McNeill, Miss nellie McNeill, Mrs.
Mary Brawley, Miss Mayme Smith OF
Richmond, and the two Misses Draw
ley. :. Edgar Morrison left Friday for
a several months visit with relatives
in New York state. Misses Marie
Heironimus of Wiley's, and Lois Gail
were Wednesday evening guests of
Miss Lorena Miller. The Presbyter-
social Wednesday evening in the
church parlors which was well-attend-
ed and much enjoyed by the young
people. Contests, games and pleas
ing program were the features of the
evenings enjoyment Ice cream and
waters we're served the gathering
being divided up into families of seven
with such names as the turkey, cram
berry, celery, pumpkin, etc, the seven
denoting the number of grains of corn
which the Pilgrims were reduced to i'll
time of famine years ago.. Mrs. H.
T. Tillman and daughter of Trotwood.
Mrs. William Barber and son Of An
derson, were entertained Thanksgiving
Day by Mr.. and Mrs A. T. Barber :.
Karl Kempel of Detroit, Mich, is the
guest of his parents, Mr.. and Mrs. H.
H. Kempel.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1916-12-04
COME FROM CAPITAL

CAMBRIDGE CITY, Ind, Dec. A.
Mr.. and Mrs. Herbert Reese Of Wash
ington, d. c., were the guests of Prof
and Mrs. J. r. Reese, Thanksgiving,
Mr.. Reese has just returned from a
trip of two weeks in the West, includ-
ing Denver, Colo, and Fort Worth,
Tex, In the interest of the Bureau OF
Animal Industry and left Friday for
Chicago, to attend the International
Stock Show. Mrs. Reese will visit her
parents. Mr.. and Mrs. Charles Julian,
of Lewisville, and other relatives dur
ing his absence. 49,. John Vickery went
to Connersville Wednesday evening, to
visit his daughter. Mrs. Laura
Richey and her mother. Mrs, Mary
Hindman. are visiting Mr.. and Mrs
Frank Parsons, of Richmond. Or.
vile Bortsfield, the young son Of Mr..
and Mrs. Adam Bortsfield, is improv-
ing after an illness from the grip.
Mrs. Sarah Sells has returned after q
visit with relatives in Cleveland, O.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1916-12-04
Boston Nuggets
BY Miss Grace Parks.

Mr.. and Mrs. Frank Jenkinson had
as their guests Thursday, Mrs. Cora
Mullins and Mrs. Roberts and son,
Oren. !. p. Messrs. and Mesdames Clar-
ence Parks, Albert Parks and Perry
Murray and Ora Parks were guests
Thursday of Mrs. Ollie Parks. i. Miss
Mary Beard and Grace Parks visited
Mr.. and Mrs. Fac Stanley, Thursday
-. Mrs. B. C. Stanley has returned to
her home in Kansas City after visiting
relatives here. ;. Mr.. and Mrs. John
Kanost, Mr. and Mrs. Alvin Ketron and
family and Mr.. and Mrs. Robert Ket-
ron and family spent Thanksgiving in
Cincinnati. Mrs Fiechter and daugh-
ter Katherine of Oxford, spent the
week with Mr.. and Mrs. Thomas
Shook. . j. Mrs. George Shumate and
children Of Cottage Grove, were guests
Thursday and Friday of Mr.. and Mrs.
William Overholser.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1916-12-04
CALLS UPON FARMER
TO INCREASE OUTPUT

Necessity, due to the exhorbitant
cost of living, for producing more
foodstuffs upon farms Of the country
was emphasized by Otis Crane In a
recent address before farmers of Fer
ry township in session at Economy.
Mr.. Crane suggested that the far
mer apply modern business methods
Of reckoning profit and loss in his
vocation. In a survey of Grant coun-
ty, the speaker found that few made
an income of $500, while one man &C
tually lost money, failing to take into
account interest on his investment,
depreciation and other considerations.
He urged the men to obtain knowl
edge which is within easy reach of
how to produce larger and higher
grade crops. He cited the success of
various corn and hog clubs in other
counties. These clubs were advo-
Gated as a means Of training better
farmers in the coming generation.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1916-12-04

shooting, stabbing Sciatica, the grip
ping agony of muscular Rheumatism.
or aching arms and legs that break
up sleep will be entirely relieved by
8. S. S. Don't use nostrums and drugs.
Take the blood bath-Natures blood
tonic, S. s. S. Get it at any druggist.
but insist upon S. S. S. Let us tell
you about blood diseases. Send for
booklet What the Mirror Tells" or
if yours is peculiar case, write Swift
Specific Co., Atlanta, Ga, but begin
treatment at once. ADV
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1916-12-04
az MISS MAUD eARcER


The Richmond Art association open.
ed the Art gallery yesterday afternoon.
During the present exhibit the public
Is cordially invited
The new exhibit is one Of textiles
and the application of art in various
forms Is shown. Miss Elsie Carpell
of Saginaw, Mich, exhibits five very
beautiful examples of batik which IS
executed in silk In which she has dis
played an unusual feeling Of movement
and harmonious color.
Looms Send Pillow Tops.
Heuermann looms Of Chicago have
sent a very interesting display OF
weaving and includes pillow tops of
old German style, table runners OF
Swedish design and samples Of weav'
ings for bags. These were shipped
direct from the Chicago Art Institute
where they received honorable men.
.tion in the recent Allied Arts exhibit.
One of the special features Of the
exhibit comes from the Chicago School
Of Applied and Normal Art. Miss
Emma Church who Is at the head OF
this school has brought the standards
of designs created by her students
above the level Of most commercial
artists, A number of these designs
have been purchased by the Marshall
Field company and produced by the
Colonial Drapery company.
Sends Beautiful Work.
The New York School of Fine and
Applied Art has sent some beautiful
examples of drapery design in Opaque
water color. They also include in their
display some beautiful paintings of in
teriors with suitable drapery, furniture
and wall hangings. The cards of cos
tunes designed from the students OF
this school are Of unusual interest and
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1916-12-04
Give DINNER PARTIES

CAMBRIDGE CITY, Ind, Dec. A.
Mr.. and Mrs. Theodore Dronberger
have returned to Anderson, after a
visit in the home Of Mr. and Mrs.
Charles Eichlor !. Thanksgiving serv-
ices were held Thursday In the Pres
byterian church, Rev. R. c. Jones de-
livering the sermon, the Rev. Mr..
Stearn read the lesson, and Rev. Clar-
ence Pearce, also. assisted in the
service. Mr.. and Mrs. Fred Berry
and son. Paul. Greenfield, Mrs. Martha
Bond, Mr. and Mrs. Philip Lafever and
daughter, Miss BERTHE, were guests of
Mr. and Mrs. Johnathan Broadway, at
dinner Thanksgiving. The dinner
and supper served Thursday, by the
ladies Of the Christian church, consist
ed Of viands Of the season, and con-
sidering numerous other attractions,
was well patronized.. Harry Kiser,
Richmond, Miss Edith Harris, Dayton,
Mr.. and Mrs. Carl Chapman, and son,
Russell, were guests of Mr.. and Mrs.
Daniel Kiser, at dinner, Thanksgiving.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1916-12-04
Rheumatic Blood
Is Whole Story
1t Is Easily Relieved By Toning Up The Blood

Yes, but how? A natural question.
The answer is that you must cleanse
your blood by stimulating it to healthy,
vigorous action, so that it will throw
off the germs and impurities that
cause Rheumatism. The action of the
wonderful blood purifier, S. S. S. is to
practically renew the life blood, give
it vigor, stimulate the flow making 1t
throw out the germs and the poison
impurities. The excruciating pains
of Rheumatism, whether it is the