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The Harrison times., 1916-09-02
!,,tice 60, Publication.

Depagtuen % tue lhtciior, U. S. Land Office
II mar sr. R,Su,Jas, Aug. Is, 1915
Eot.rs is E' eby Gber that Homer P, Mar
tin, q PlD.v I, Arb., VITO, on July 18th, 1911,
nJdc b0Me al entry No. 0S506, for l2
SW "a tc,uuH 20, township l6 North,
kause t5 W.T. lidth r,incipal Meridian, has
file. natirc t ,otcati to make five year
proc , Z c,tt1iist clotni to the land above de-
scrivci av'D,e The ReGtter and Receiver,
United StAt Land OfiCe, at Harrison, Ark
anSd., "a tuc l5tlt q Vt Sept, 1916
Clam ut names as witnesses; Z. L. Morse,
FLOYD uarS A..I san Trcadway of Pindall Ark
aud Guar - EoWcrs. al s.. Joe, Ark,
DE.CE b. HUDGINS, Register
The Harrison times., 1916-09-02
CHURCHES.
PRESBYTERIAN Church.

Morning worship at II a. m; even
ing worship at 1880 p. m. Please note
the change in the hour OF evening
worship. Sunday school at 9:45 a.
m; junior Christian Endeavor at
2:SO p. m. and Senior Christian En-
deayor at $50 p. m. We shall be de-
lighted to see you at any or all OF
these services. An organ recital pre-.
cedes the evening worship. We an.
ticipate other special musical appoint.
ments.
The Harrison times., 1916-09-02
Notice for Publication.

DEPARTMENT OF TIE INTEKIUK
U. S. Land Ofice, Harrison Ark, July 26, 1916
Notice is hereby given that John D. Cook
of Kingston, Ark. who on Dec, 81 1910, made
HOMESTEAD entry no. O776l and July llth
1911 sddl Entry No. 0S505 for N l.2 NV Ia
Sec. 10 and S 10 SW Ia, Section is, Town
ship l6 North, Range SO West 5th Prin. Mer-
idian, has filed notice Of intention to make
Ave year Proof to establish claim to the land
above described before the Register and Re-
ceiver United States Land Office at Harrison
on the Sth day of Sept, 1916,
Claimant names as with eSses: John w
G jok, D. G. Arms, William Cook and c. c.
Cook all OF Kingston, Ark,
BRlCE B. HuDGlNS. Register
The Harrison times., 1916-09-02
WARNING ORDER.

In the Boone ChanCery Court.
J. J. Jackson, Plaintiff.
VS..
Gladys Jackson, Defendant
The State of Arkansas to the said
defendant, Glays Jackson:
You are hereby warned to appear
in this court within thirty days from
this date and answer the complaint OF
the plaintiff herein.
Dated this 10th day of August,
1916.
MARVIN HATHCOAT,
[SEAL.l Clerk.
The Harrison times., 1916-09-02
Central Avenue NJ. e. Church.

The Central Avenue Methodist Epis-
cOpal church extends an invitation to
laboring men, organized or unorgar
ized, to attend its services and es-
pecially on Labor Sunday, September
3, at II am A cordial welcome is
extended to everyone.
The Harrison times., 1916-09-02
ENGINE For SALE CHEAP.

The Times office, having installed
electric motors, has first class three
horse power International Gasoline
Engine, fully equipped with auto
sparker, etc. which it will sell for
less than half the original price,
This machine would pay for itself in
a short time on any up.to.date farm.
The Harrison times., 1916-09-02
WARNING ORDER,

In Justice OF the Peace Court. OF
Harrison Township, Boone County,
Arkansas.
c. G.. Nichol, Plaintiff.
VS..
Howard Smith, Defendant.
The defendant is warned 10 appear
in nay court in Harrison Township in
Boone County. Arkansas. within thir-
ty days and answer the complaint of
the plaintiff, c. G.. NichOl.
Given under my hand as s1ch Jus
tice of the Peace this 14th day of
Angus, 1916.
HOMER FREEZING.
Justice of the Peace.
The Harrison times., 1916-09-02
Furniture Repairing.

In connection with my furniture
business | do general furniture repair
ing, refinishiug and upholsteriug
Make old goods like new. Second
hand goods taken on work. See me,
Cash for goods, J, B. PHILLIPS.
The Harrison times., 1916-09-02
Jersey Bull

Toro 9th, of Hood Farm No. 97770i
services for this fine bull in future
will be 81, due at service, Subject to
return, Please send fees with COW,
b. b. Pullen, Starlight Stock Farm
One mile ntrth of Harrison.
The Harrison times., 1916-09-02
Free Methodist Church,

Mrs NJ McClary of Bellefonte, will
occupy the pulpit morning and even.
ing. The pastor will preach at Capps
Sunday morning-D. P. Arnold, Pas
for
The Harrison times., 1916-09-02
St. Johns Episcopal Church.

Sunday September 8, 1916 Sun
day school at 9:45 a. m. Morning
service at II a. m.-Rev. Charles D.
Belden NJ D., officiating.
The Harrison times., 1916-09-02
Christian Church.

The subject for Sunday morning is
Vigorous Elements in Social Life"
For evening" What is Righteous
ness?"-F. NJ. Cummings, Pastor
The Harrison times., 1916-09-02
Wanted.

100000 cedar fence posts, will buy
large or small quantities For prices
and further particulars, call on or ad-
dress,
JEFFERY DIXON,
Harrison, Ark.
The Harrison times., 1916-09-02

A 800 typewriter in every re.
spect. Special Introductory price
$3.50, payable 10 cents per day,
Write, telephone or call and let me
demonstrate the machine to you.
d. f. Fitton, Agent
The Harrison times., 1916-09-02
Notice for Publication.

DEPARTMENT OF THE INTERIOR
u. S. Land Office, Harrison, Ark July 81. 1916
Notice is hereby given that Count F. Wake.
field. OF Cave Creek, Ark, who on Dec. 18th
1914, made homestead entry, No. 0l279l, for
Township Is North, Range 10 West, 5th Prin
Meridian, has filed notice of intention to make
Commutation Proof to estpbish claim to the
land above described before the Reg lister and
Receiver United States Land Office at Harri-
son, Ark on the l4th day OF Sept. 1916.
Claimant names as witnesses; f. L. May,
n. J. Rush, W. c. Ullery and Frank Golfer, all
of Cave Creek, Ark.
BRlCE b. HUDGlNS, Register
Mount Vernon signal. (Mt. Vernon, Ky.) 18??-current, 1916-09-01
CIRCUIT COURT

Baoe Leece who was on trial at
the time CT our last issue charged
with malicious shooting and
woundipg Armp Hiatt, was given
one year in the pen.
John Burnett wrecking train,
given two years IN the pen: Eddie
Jennings for disturbing religious
worship $40; James Winsted for
striking K }. Mckinney acquit.
ed Chester Burdi1e selling lou or
convicted.
The court gave peremptory in.
str uctlons In the case of Mrs.
Minnie Anderson against the l..
& N. Railroad Co. Mrs Andarson's
husband was killed by a train
at Hazel Patch while walking
along the track. The suit was for
$40, 900 with Judge Lewis Walker,
of Lancaster as the attorney for
the plaintiff:
The suit of DR.. McWilliams
against J. Z. Plumer his father
in-law was dismis sed by the
court.
DR.. McWilliams charged that
his father-in law had alienated
his (McWilliams') wife's affection
thereby bringing about their
separation. At the same time
divorces we're granted in the case
of Mrs. McWilllams against DR..
McWilliams.
The suit of j. W. Rider against
Pleas Deoord and James Wiu-
stead. charging false imprison-
ment, was thrown out of court on
peremptory instructions.
Mount Vernon signal. (Mt. Vernon, Ky.) 18??-current, 1916-09-01
ARE YOU LOOKING OLD?

Old age comes quick enough
without inviting it. Some look old
at forty That is because they
neglect the liver and bowels. Keep
your bowels regular and Your
liver healthy and you will not only
feel younger but look Younger
When troubled with constipatio
billOusness take Cham Derlain's
Tablets. They are intended especi.
ally for these ailments and are
excellent. Easy to take and most
agreeable in effect. Obtainable
every where.
Mount Vernon signal. (Mt. Vernon, Ky.) 18??-current, 1916-09-01
Be Energetic
Not Tired Out
Good Advice
Without Health Man Can Not

w ICuout llCdlIll WAN I'LL 1NOl
Expect to Be Cont5nted
When Il man who loves life
throws out his chest, pulls his
cigar from between smiling lip:
ahd says, )" l feels great Car
eat anything, he has struck the
keynote of content and is envied
by his fellows.
But when thai same man. only
a short time before, is all run
down, nervous, and can't trust
his stomach to accept even the
plainest fare, and then comes
back into his own, he is so happy
that he wants TO make life better
for the other fellows who suffered
as he did.
1t is just this feeling that has
prompted many thousands Of men
and women thru out the United
States to tell of the benihts they
have derived from Tanlac, the
great reconstructlve tonic, invig.
GRANT, appetizer, and rebuilder of
torn down tissues. Nowhere is
the history of proprietary medi.
clnes has there been found a
prep@Iatirm that has equalled
Tanlad's record for instant poru-
larity Although this new famous
Master Medicine has been on the
market about year, two millions
Of bottles have already been sold.
Tanlac's success is based entirely
on merit
LII every community there are
legion of nervous, run down men
and women Not really sick,
perhaps. but affected with a ner-
vous. debilitated condition, so that
they imagine countless things are
wrong with them, They have
headaches, are sluggish in mind
and body, and haven't enough
real enc rgy to make them self
reiieuce in even the lit lie things
of life.
They need something that
contains the right nerve food
ionic, invigorant and appetlzer
which will awaken their sleeping
energies. They also need some
'hlngto speed up their assimila-
ton to a normal state, sometime
to bring back old vitality, self
relience and a cherry view of
life.
Tanlac will meet these needs.
1t has proved beneficial IN cases
of stomach, kidney and liver ills
which are the base of these
common disorders. 1t fortiiies
one to better encounter fatigue
exposure and the daily grind of
life.
AS the proof Of the pudding is
in the eating, so is the proof of
Trniac in the taking.
Tanlac is being lntoduced in
Mt. Vernon at K. H. Mil.
Ter, also at Central Drug
Co, Livingston. and John
Robins Drug Store, Brodhead
w. NJ Owens store, Burr, Line
Bros, Crab Orchard, S. E.
WEIGH Berea: J. Reynolds and
Son, Bee Lick, where the Tanlac
Man exDlaiuS ire OariiS
Mount Vernon signal. (Mt. Vernon, Ky.) 18??-current, 1916-09-01

WANTED Ii You have any IN
dian relics such as stone pipes,
large flint spears, grooved axes,
pots and bowls, shell beads, ETC.,
found il caves, graves and old
fields. Write to w. L. Griffin,
Somer'et, KY, and get his prices
on them.
Mount Vernon signal. (Mt. Vernon, Ky.) 18??-current, 1916-09-01

LOST. STRAYED OR STOLEN
A brown lilly I year old with
iron gray tail, strayed or was
taken from my Place Aug 9Th
Liberal reward for her return or
information leading to her recov-
cry. SAM FIELDS Mt Vernon XIV.
Aug 26 St
Mount Vernon signal. (Mt. Vernon, Ky.) 18??-current, 1916-09-01

W NJ. Owens, inc Bun Mer
chant. is reported some better.
Miss Francis Sparks spent a
portion Of last with friends at
London.
/ Mack Ricketts, of Anderson,
Ind. is with relatives here for a
few days.
Harmon Skidmore has the place
as assistant teacher in the Buffalo
schooi q, $50 per month.
Mrs Jonas Mckenzie and Mrs
S. b. Mckenzie are visiting
relatives in Garrard County.
Purcell Moynahan of Nicholas
vile is with his brother. County
Road Engineer b. T. Moynahan.
G. II. Mullins Was up from
Stanford Sunday to see his brother
Grant, who IS very sick with
typhoid.
"A B. Sans, prominent farmer
and good citizen of the Maret
burg section, Is in Richmond for
f. W days.
Mrs. Chas { Davis and
daughters Misses Christine and
Edna have returned TO their home
at Winchester.
S. I Proctor has been confined
to his room for the past week
with severe case of malaria. He
is better new.
R. E. Toms, U. S. Senior High
way Engineer, was here this week
with State Engineer Wiley look
ing over the new pixies
Ike Snodgrsss and son. after
f-w days stay with relatives in
this county returned last week to
their home in Colorado.
S. f. Bowman returned from
Jackson Wednesday and reports
his father a little better, but still
in a very serious condition.
Logan and Oscar Bryant went
TO Cincinnati Tuesday and return
ed Thursday with two new Ford
runabouts of the 1917 Model.
Miss Sallye Reynolds who has
been with friends. at Ashville n.
4 for the past three week s'return
ed Monday to accept the principal
ship of the Masterstown school,
one mile from Corbin.
Miss Stewart, principal and
Miss Turner, matron, of Langdon
Memorial school arrived Monday
and are busy getting things in
readiness for the openin9 of school
Wednesday Sept 13'h
Mr.. and Mrs J Fish, Miss
Julia and Master Jack Fish
and Mrs Sarah Maret motored
to Stanford yesterday. They spent
a part of the day with Mr. and
Mrs. Henry Catrou near Cedar
Ereek.
Miss Auburn Chinn, district
agent for the Girls Canning Club,
IS with Mrs. F K. Gentry the
County agent assisting her in The
work with the local clubs. Mrs.
Gentry says the girls are doing
some splendid work this year,
a full report Of which will appear
in this paper soon
Mount Vernon signal. (Mt. Vernon, Ky.) 18??-current, 1916-09-01

Rockcastle County is producing
some of the finest watermelons in
the State. The land on Niger
Creek near Brodhead Seems to be
We'll adapted to melon g:owing.
There has already ten or twelve
wagon loads here from that
section this week and more COM
inp.
Mount Vernon signal. (Mt. Vernon, Ky.) 18??-current, 1916-09-01

Mr.. and Mrs Joe B Mckenzie
delightfully."- entert ined a number
of the young people at their home
Friday Evening. Following is a
list OF those present: Misses
Verna WEIGH, Bonnie Nicely, One
Silvers Matte Chestnut, Ethel
Davis, Christine Joplin, Lee May
Christensen, Esther Staverson,
Ruth Mullins, Ruth Landrum
Sidney Crawford, Martha Burdine
Joe Davis, Ella Mae Mckenzie,
Lula Mccoy, Mrs Ina St. Clair:
Messrs. Earl Cox, Richard Cox,
Lewis Miller, Everett Mullins,
Logan Bryant, Richard Mullins,
Robert Mckenzie, Edgar Mullin<
Willie Davis, James Oats, CLYDE
Baker, Aubrey Martin, Omer
Chestnut.
Mount Vernon signal. (Mt. Vernon, Ky.) 18??-current, 1916-09-01

Round trip Cincinnati S ) 50
Sept. 1913 and fol trains arriv-
ing in Cincinnati before noon
Sept 4th. limited to Sept 10 &C.
count first annual Internal anal
sweepstakes motor race.
Mount Vernon signal. (Mt. Vernon, Ky.) 18??-current, 1916-09-01

The Winchester Sun is pub
fishing a series of pictures, of
scenes along Boone Way. One
published few days since depicts
a section of highway beyond Cum
perland Gap, under which the
following article appears.
Mount Vernon signal. (Mt. Vernon, Ky.) 18??-current, 1916-09-01

W. M. Mullins, who is in charge
of the force at work on the Brod-
head road will soon have the same
graded into Brodhead. Mr.. Null.
Inns has done good work and has
demonstrated that he is a road
builder.
Mount Vernon signal. (Mt. Vernon, Ky.) 18??-current, 1916-09-01

Miss Tevis Bethurum enter.
tanned quite a number of her
friends of the younger set on last
Friday evening in honor of Miss
Edna Davis, who left the follow.
ing day for her home in Win
chester.
Mount Vernon signal. (Mt. Vernon, Ky.) 18??-current, 1916-09-01
STRUCK OIL.

w. M. Bullock, field manager
for the ROckcastle Oil & Gas Co.
teiephoned in from the Cummins
well that they had struck oil at
TO feet. He made no other state
ment, except to say they would
60 deaper with the we'll. There
Is considerable excitement around
town as tho result OF this report.
Mount Vernon signal. (Mt. Vernon, Ky.) 18??-current, 1916-09-01

For SALE:-Nice Pony and
cart for sale. Pony strawberry
roam, 50 inches high. three years
old and good driver. Cart good as
new. See J. Monte Roberts, or
]. r. Cass. Brodhead Ky.
Mount Vernon signal. (Mt. Vernon, Ky.) 18??-current, 1916-09-01
CHA MERRIAM : COLIC,
CHOLERA AND DfARRHOEA
REMEDY

REMEDY
This is Il medicine that every
family should be provideg with
Collie and 6 iarrhO9a often come on
sudden y and it is Of tic graetesl
importance that ~ he treated
promptly Consider the suffering
thai must be eli nrei until a
ply iC a. .rriveS OF mel zine cen
be tDtaineI G. a.. i'laiI-5 Collie,
Cholera and III rinOea Remedy
has a reputation second to none
for the quick relief which it af-
forbs. Obtainable everywhere.
Mount Vernon signal. (Mt. Vernon, Ky.) 18??-current, 1916-09-01

Star Brand shoes NAV cost a
few cents more per pair but tn
cost per day is less. Get a pair
at F sh's today.
Mount Vernon signal. (Mt. Vernon, Ky.) 18??-current, 1916-09-01
association

Roupd tip Lexington S $50
Sept. 4 aha 5 Accom-; Kentucky
State upe ming National Repuli-
can Hnpaign
Mount Vernon signal. (Mt. Vernon, Ky.) 18??-current, 1916-09-01

Tkere was a me- ting of several
prominent Democrats of the 18th
Congressional Distri At Corbin
XIV last NJ ndav ana it was de.
cided to push the organization
of Wilson and Marshall Clubs
throughout the 18th District.
Mt Vernon has the honor of
organizing the first W.,son aud
Marshall Club in Kentucky. Let
the good Democrates of this
county get busy every where and
lets have these clubs in every
town and district.
Mount Vernon signal. (Mt. Vernon, Ky.) 18??-current, 1916-09-01

Our own girls have Canned lots
of toma to-s and we would suggest
that our people call for home
canned tomatoes thereOy insuring
sale for entire out pat.
Mount Vernon signal. (Mt. Vernon, Ky.) 18??-current, 1916-09-01

BRING the boys TO t1sh's ana
fix them up for school
Mount Vernon signal. (Mt. Vernon, Ky.) 18??-current, 1916-09-01

j. L. Smith a former Rockcastle
boy, who has been in Arizona
for the past two years died sud
denly, says a report from East
Las Vegas. his home.
Mount Vernon signal. (Mt. Vernon, Ky.) 18??-current, 1916-09-01

9h,. Graded Sch begi Is next
wees If your children need
school shoes bring them f, Fish 5
and get them shed.
Mount Vernon signal. (Mt. Vernon, Ky.) 18??-current, 1916-09-01

Work on the Dixie Highway
near Pine Hill is being pushed
and fine piece of road is bs ing
built. The Crawford hull near
Brodhead on the Boone Way is
being put in fine shape The new
grade follows the old road most of
the way but SO much Improvement
has been made that ore would
hardly know it is the same com
monty
Mount Vernon signal. (Mt. Vernon, Ky.) 18??-current, 1916-09-01

New fall suits for young men
! and those who want to look Young
at Fish's.
Mount Vernon signal. (Mt. Vernon, Ky.) 18??-current, 1916-09-01

The Graded school will open
Tuesday, Sept.5th. On account of
Monday being Labor day, the
opening was postponed.
Mount Vernon signal. (Mt. Vernon, Ky.) 18??-current, 1916-09-01
p T. kS ON A l.

CIaTt Mullins. who has typhoid
contiEues very sick.
Ru sci Proctor is home for a
few DAYS from Irvine.
Pref. Chas. B Anderson was
over from Berea yesterday
Mrs Cleo Brown was very
sick ,ne first part OF the week
De Baugh of London has
been wishing John Albright this
week
Miss Martin Sparks is with
frienCs at Stanford for a fsw
days visit.
Mrs. VII. Krutzer end children
of Knoxville are visiting Mrs. T.
ID. Mullins and family
Willis Mckenzie writes from
Ok ahoma that he will start for
Kentucky in few days.
Jurse F.. & Williams Will ar
rive ~ rloriOw from Covington
to spend a lew days with his
moi e
] NJ. Brown, the East Bern
stat agent, spent several days
wi relatives here, Will IF on
vacation.
I rof. Lyons, The ne - ! rincipal
Of The Graded School, has ?rrived
and is stopping at the WEIGH
boarding house.
Mss Maud A. Rowlee, arrived
tod V from Wichita, Kansas and
Will &c the guest Of Mrs S. c
Era kiln for week or two.
Prof and Mrs. }. s. irvine lett
THIS morning for Bardstow
where the Prof. will have charge
of the Bardstown High School.
Attorneys Virgil p. Smith of
Somerset and J. G. Chenault #
Richmond we're among the visit
ing lawyers at the local tar this
week
Miss Margaret Jones and cousin
Miss Manning have returned to
Oklahoma after a few weeks
visit with Miss Jones sister, Mrs
w. b Spivy.
Mr. and Mrs. J. 7. Chestnut, of
Lancaster, Mrs. n. II. Bogie, OF
Lexington, and Mr.. and Mrs. RI.
Collier, motored over from Grab
Orchard, Monday.
Mr. Arthur Wallen and family.
of Columbus, Ohio, after a few
days visit to Mr.. Wal!en's rela
tives in the county returned to
their home last week.
Mr.. and Mrs. George T. John
son and family have moved to
Bourbon County, Mr. and Mrs.
Floyd Miller will occupy their
residence on Newcc NIB Ave
Mr.. Wiley. State Road Engiu-
eer of Kentucky, was here look
ing over the work being done in
this county under State-aid and
says he is very much pleased with
it.
The many frien6s of Jake Be
thurum will be proud to hear OF
his good fortune and the honor
conferred upon him when On last
Monday he was commissioned as
Second Lieutenant.
John Robins and Albert Hiatt
two of the live wires of Br odhead
were here "Wednesday in their
new Grant six, which car they
have the agency for and which is
one of the extra good looking
cars.
Frank Mullins was called to
Laurel County Saturday night on
account OF the serious illness of
his little daughter, who has brain
fever. He took DIR. Owens with
him and found the little one in
very serious condition, she is
resting better at this time.
]. j. Mccall Of Maretburg,
has returned from Norton In
Urinary, where he underwent a
very serious operation. He makes
daily trips to Mt Vernon to have
the parts where the incision was
made. dressed. Jop looks a little
cut down, but is on the improve
Low.
Mount Vernon signal. (Mt. Vernon, Ky.) 18??-current, 1916-09-01

There will not be any strike
says q report which passed over
tne wires this morning. All 8
hour day will become effective
aud the other questions in con-
,roversy will he adjusted. Neither
the railroad heads or the Brother
hood want a strike such as this
would be and the welfare of the
nation demands that it be averled
t possible Again the wise heads
at Washington are safely guiding
the ship of state to peace and
plenty.
Mount Vernon signal. (Mt. Vernon, Ky.) 18??-current, 1916-09-01

When you think of Fall Shoes
think of STAR BRAND and
Fish'S.
Mount Vernon signal. (Mt. Vernon, Ky.) 18??-current, 1916-09-01

See tish's about that new
fall suit You are going to buy.
Mount Vernon signal. (Mt. Vernon, Ky.) 18??-current, 1916-09-01

O'Bryan and several other good
brands of Overalls at FiSh's.
Mount Vernon signal. (Mt. Vernon, Ky.) 18??-current, 1916-09-01

John AZbill, of the East side,
died Sunday of tuberculosis.
Mount Vernon signal. (Mt. Vernon, Ky.) 18??-current, 1916-09-01
LOCAL

Court will adj onrn about Non.
day.
Mount Vernon signal. (Mt. Vernon, Ky.) 18??-current, 1916-09-01
HOW TO GIVE GOOD
ADVICE

The best way to give good ad-
vice is to set a goob example.
When others see how quick you
get over your cold by taking
Mount Vernon signal. (Mt. Vernon, Ky.) 18??-current, 1916-09-01

Chamberlain's Cough Remedy
they are likely to follow your
example. This remedy has peen
for many yeara and enjoys an ex-
ceilent reputation. Obtainable
everywhere.
Manchester Democrat. [volume] (Manchester, Iowa) 1875-1930, 1916-11-08
COULD NOT BE ovERL ooKED
Good Reason Why Autoist's Action;
Aroused the Indignation OF Pub
lie-Splrited Sheriff.

. ( A 4 s : Z =
Barney Dareboy's giant Crackard
bicycle purred joyously as Barney
drove 1t at 9711a-mile clip along the
sandy highway toward Flat Rock,
Mich.
I'D like to see the becker that
can stop me today!" chuckled Bar
ney as he fell OF in the town.
But at that moment he observed an
individual ahead Of him in the center
Of the road, so busy giving stimuli
taneOus imitation Of Pavlowa and
George M. Cohan that he never even
heard the onrushing Crackard bicycle.
Just in the nick OF, time Barney
swung aside and crashed through a
hog-tight fence into a meadow, and
the next minute Sheriff Weegles
dashed up and had him by the collar.
"Have a heart, sheriff. protested
Barney. "You know dumdasted well
you wouldn't even have got my num-
Der II hadn't turned aside to save
that poor mans life. A kind deed
like that
II don't object to stray chickens be-
Ing run down, and I don't object to
nothin' under q hundred miles an
hour" said Sheriff Weegles grimly,
when guy. deliberately busts town
property fence instead o. KILN loaf.
er that's been burden on the COM
munity for eight years, he's a-goin' to
( get fined good and stiff, he is.-De-
tr0it Free Press.