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Putnam patriot., 1916-05-26

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Putnam patriot., 1916-05-26
Wa aShinofOH

Tae United States government MAS officially advised that tae commander of he German submarine which tor peAoaa the Sussex @as Lieat 0ag steinBrink and that his boat VAS tas Us
 Pensions VII cost ths American people S aas ga8 Iess tHlz year than last. under the annual peuaioa bili as reported hY fas Appropriations Com mitfes of Congress.
 Admiral Frank E Fletcher will be relieved of his command Of the Al Iantle fleet on June I9- He NIl be succeeded by Rear Admiral Mayo.
 Under orders from the German gov ernmeHt AmbassaAer ven BeHasloFa and German consuIa throughout the United States soon will issue state raents a8monishing all German sub seets ln tais country to abide by tae lawa of fhe UH3te5 States
 EHeeeaI8s optimistic reports brought baes f ae border by Gen Scott led fa 10 deele taaf ere would he aa eaanEe of Mexican policy
Putnam patriot., 1916-05-26
WEEKS EVENTS
 IH NTFfQV
What tbs World Is Dning Told
 ia Condensed Form.
MOVES IH TIE GREAT WAR
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War Bulletins


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 One Rsss-az army Eas already erossad tas Perslan border lu1o Asso- Hetamts. harlag zs 5ts 56leeHfs tse town os MosuE Another army -s ztlA sr Persia 1g9 niles a9rfaeasl e Bag. dad. The ueN advancing Russian f1ree ls sagsaaea .Hz tae border mz4- v4Y batsesn eHese tND armies. wa4ea are about 200 mfes apart
 Advanced Italian Posts rePalssd an ether attack 3a the sagane gallsy. ssut afferNard withdrew 70 their lines of sapport. The AasJr.aa artillery cont anues extremely active A other folats
 Ia the region Of zeznatsrta Eve st- tacks were made and tae Aastrisas were hurled back each tiDe 5y Ire italians NIth sznaaznarY l5ssss-
 Italian forces operating i1 south era TYfsl have checked tbe recent Austrian offensive and hare inflicted heavy losses 5n the attacking columns
 Another intellectual attempt has been made bY the Germans against fhe French positions In fae AFoco8ft Wood and on Hiu 594. Q tHe north Ness of Fe-d8n
Putnam patriot., 1916-05-26

when The services of the day will be concluded with patriotic exercises
 All Veterans of the CIVIL and span ish Wars. shether msmoers Of the c. \ E., CT not, are invited 10 I9in the procession and take part in the days duties. Also all Sons Of Veterans, whether members Of any Camp or nof, are earnestly requested to fall in. Uni- forms are not necessary fl not at hand
 An earnest invitation is extended 10 all Ladies and lhe Teachers ia Public Schools to co operate with tie Veterans in their endeayors 10 honor the Soldier Dead Teach the children the true significance Of inc dsy Invite them To join the procession and gather flowers.
 Band Canadienne Of North Grosyen- ordaIe VIII furnish music.
 President of lhe day, Frank = Rieh mend
 Marshal. Joseph MeCollum
 Executive Com mItfee. North Gfos. seuotdaie, F. 9. Richmond, H4rfy Manning
 New Ba.to Mss Ursula Pu,uey, A bert Hall
 WIsonYHle. Thomas Paine.
 Ne-t Thom psans James biseiow
 East fnompsou, Albert F. sheldon. ~iiss Josdn
 Treasurer, I4eiaH hanson.
Putnam patriot., 1916-05-26

1OCkaOIm.-Th German steam. CTS Hebe and Psra, carrying coal, were sunk by submarine of he southern coast Of Cape Oland. in tEs Baltic.
 wAsatNGToN.-A yield of nearly Sl2o 00o coo from the income tax n the present fiscal year Is predicted by Treasury officials.
 VICTORIA. 8. c.-Prenier Ro~ser introduced in the Pr0vincia. Pazllz- ment a Prohibition bill 10 become effective in British Columbia July l next year
 wAsHtNGToN.-seeretary McAaoo submitted 70 Chairman Kitchln of the House Ways and Means Committee. and Chairman Simmons Of the Senate Finance Committee revised estirla ses of Inc Government receipts and ex. Peudilures. About S159. .e0o. .00o In new revenue ls needed
 NEW XoRk.-Tea thousand raefua i41s 6-aFei Inc weather to attend tae opensng qt tne season at Jamaica. L. L
Putnam patriot., 1916-05-26
S,BLEY'S TROOPS
 RETURN ID TEXAS
Ca4alry in Bandit Hunt Pene-
 trated Mexico l20 Miles
RAIDERS WERE SCATTERED
A77srioa7 and Other Foreign Owned Mining Properties n coahaila Loot ed by Bandits, Who Previously
 Attacked Point in Durango.

F. Paso.-EaTlng completed tAeT work in Mexico. the troops comp-.s- ing the second American punitive eE= l petition sent into Mexico are nov back on Texas soil. 1as last 9t t1e command having reerosse5 the R5o Grsnle Q. B1luIlas-
 According 10 Colonel P. " Slblev. ] who commanded tae expedition. the American forces chased The bzn355s oyer I19 niles .nt9 Naz5eo. rescued Jesse Beamer and razo employees v1a kad haa1 cared prisoners into &exi- 70 and scattered tae bandits un-l fa.-GeF successful pursuit vas i'm possible
 Colonel Slblav brought with him -a .ais side four Nex.een prisoners who were captured by Lieut. Cramner in running dght near San Anita. Coah- ula. Ii days ago. There were two other prisoners captured at the rime but these had been 50 badly wounded tha; they were left al Fl Pino by Maj Langhorne
 According 10 arrivals from Boquil- las there is no truth in the report that the expedition h--i been mensced by Yaqui Indians.
 IL is believed that since Mai Lang horne Is back on American soil with TWO Eighth Cavalry troops, he will be ordered to report with his com mand a Fort Bliss. leaving the work Of patroiiHg the Boquillas border to the Sixth Cavalry.
 Colonel SIbley will likely move his headquarters to Marathon. but will distribute his troops throughout The Boquillas district 10 the work in con- junction with the Sixth Cavalry.
 News was received in Fl Paso by mining men that American and other foreign owned mining properties at Custro Cienegas. Coahuila. were loot cd by bandits The loorers previous iy had attacked Sierra Mojada. Dur ango and among them were a num- Der of the bandits who raided Glen Springs and Boquillas, Texas.
 WAsRiNGToN-col. John L. Phil lips. Medical Corps. |. :. A. formerly in charge oi the Walter Reed Army General Hospital here. committed sui c.de in the hospital grounds
 LoNOOk.-A breakdown in home supplies Is ayoiGabie only fl the labor situation does not grow worse, de. el4rea Francis Dykee Aeiand. dnau- cal secretary of the Treasury. in the House of Commons.
 sETHLE1Em, Pa.-A gift to the city of Bethlehem was announced by Charles N Seawab ln the form of SIaaee4 for a concert hall. The au3t tofium is ta sea1 45a8 persons.
 DOVER, \. J.-Alfrsd \. Dalrymple. or Newark Republican leader Essex County Coanse. s1l one of the most W-aely known politicians lH New JeE. sey. died iu the General Hospital at Dover. from injuries received when als automobile exeTtarna4
Putnam patriot., 1916-05-26
Memorial pay in Thompson

The Veterans ud Sons oi teleIans sfe feqlesIe1 ia assem0 e, ~uHsiiN May 2sth. aI P m., al the HaHi-G eaurch. rhaul -aa Rev C. p II x.s ton, pastor gue Baptist church vii deliver the memorial sermon and a musical program appropriate to the occasion will be rendered. An earnest invitation Is extended 10 all to attend this memorial service.
 Al North 0tusyenotdale, on Monday evening, May 99th, at o'clock, sll ladies interested In memorial day afe requested to meet al The Sons of Nete- ran s hall 10 arrange flowers On Tues day, May 80th. al m. sharp the Veterans, sons of Veterans will meet at Sons of Veteran $ hall. Details viii be n sde by the Marshal to decorate The graves al The phnm and Conan cemeteries. Al bs5o B. m, the column will march to the Catholic cemetery here The exercises will be conducted by the Rev Father E. NJ. Donnelly, preceding the decoration of graves. At 7zno the column viii march To the ce- netety tn North Gfosvenordale and the services wilt be conducted by Rev. William smith. An invitation 10 take part ia the exercises Is extended to sll school children.
 Al New Boston, ss0 8. ma the column will arrive al the yard in New Boston, and after prayer and suitable exercises the graves will be decorated.
 Al WIlsonYilie, 10 a ma the ptoees sion wiIl meet the citizens Of Wilson vHe. and service suitable lo the occasion. consisting of prayer and song wlTl oe bsid preceding tpe ceremonies ot deeofauon. The Marshal Wil. order deleii ie decorate the graves at Port er pIala snd Porter cemetery.
 Al East Thompson, llau a. to.. the procession viii hall at Kings naagh- trfis haH. East Thompson, and eei lalion wili be served Al i2.aB P. m the proeession will meet ghe peopie Of East Thompson at the cemetery, where the exercises will us conducted by lhe Pastor oi the Methodist church, pie eedinr lhe decorations of graves.
 Al West Thompson, lso ?. m.s the column will proceed to The cemetery at West Thompson, arriving al si5 P n.
Putnam patriot., 1916-05-26
l MEMORIAL DAY
6Continued from Page One1

znd With the 1th Regiment byGom Fades T .. Elliott and 0 f Holbrook afd With fhe llth Regiment at An tielum and other Places by tomfade Thomas lemons
 8lh Nith the 18th Regiment by Com fsdes C W GfesxeHof and N Gould
 6lh With the z6th Regiment al Port Hudson
 Gth Addfesses Y others
 General committee, All of The setef. sns nos living iu Pomffel
 1ommH ee on fsifssf ments, Mfs F. 4 Gf1zfffar. Mi-s teanot Mathew son, Ms tfed Htise., Miss Law ter, Nh, t.aH Asaff
 CommUse on s..e. Fred A-h, Miss Boult
Putnam patriot., 1916-05-26
CeHeraI

Bafseen l5 and zg per aua were k44sd and many injured aaea 8 tal= uado wiped 0a. the town 0l Kemp u BfgaH County. Okla
 Clouds of smake zeQ0 feet high are being emitted From the volcano Mau. Ha laa on the Island 8f Hawai- Lava j. flowing. bat no damage is reported
 Germany ~Ili have a Food Dlcta- t5r@ To supervise the distribution Of l cd throughout he empire.
 Gov Fielder Of New Jersey has re- inquished 10 Attorney General Wes- et-t the honor of nominating Presi- o~nt Wilson al she S. Louis eonyen- Lon
 Funeral services for sergt. Harry Furman oi the machine gun company of the 28ra Infantry. killed by Mex can border guard were held al Fl paso. Tex. and the body shipped to Brooklyn
 Midshipman $ R Fairiand Jr, Of Annapolis has won the hrsi prize e SIo0 offered by the Mohonk Inter. national Peace Conference for he hEb- essay oa a+tttt sttA aAtAaAt sN. "- a tl0n
 George E Cox. formerly Republican boss of Cincinnati d.ed al Clifton. 0.
 Benjamin Priest aged les. died al Canaan Me
 4 heavy storm swept the Middle and West Gulf States.
 The United States destroyer Wilkes vas launched al Philadelphia.
 Five men were shot. one seriously. ln 8 strike rlut at fhe plant af ne Ansouia Manufacturing Co at An sonia Conn.
 Preparations have been completed hy the National Clts Bank af New York to open its hrss European branch. at Genoa. tfaIy
 John II Maekey au aged cunfeder. ata veteran of Birmingham Ala drop ped dead ai tGe Confederate ball at fHe annual reunion aa Birmingham
 The threatened strike of 500 freight clerks an the New Haven raif read was prevented hg .le acceptance bs the clerks of the roads offer of A increase ln wages of 6.4 per cent
 Michael P. Ford and William Kearns. empioyes of the Boston e4e yated railway. were killed Nhea a car jumped the ralls at lhe Brighton ear barns in Bas1ou.
 The submarine L-lI was launched at quincy, Mass
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Putnam patriot., 1916-05-26

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Putnam patriot., 1916-05-26
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Putnam patriot., 1916-05-26
Jast 2 SuoroSlt.nr

The information ia the Good Boos to the effect that there win be no rsv- tng in marriage in heaven may refer 10 welding prssents only
Putnam patriot., 1916-05-26
Hay and StraN.

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Putnam patriot., 1916-05-26
THE MARKETS
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Putnam patriot., 1916-05-26
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Putnam patriot., 1916-05-26
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Putnam patriot., 1916-05-26
Try This.

Stepping on a squawky doll in the dark is said to temporarily relieve the worst case of chronic rheumatism.
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1916-06-22
NEVER A SIGHT OF ENEMY
All Romance Has Departed From Mod.
ern sea Fighting, at Least on the
Big Vessels. ,n

| Somewhere in the North sea aboard
II. M. S. Princess Royal-boarding a
first-line cruiser in the British navy in
an arm of the North sea is rot at all
the same affair as stumbling into a
first-class trench in Flanders. II is,
wrote Henry Suydam in the Brooklyn
Eagle, twice as interesting and only
half as dangerous. Oficers who we're
aboard this ship I'm the Dogger bank
fight insist that a modern naval bat
tie, with the enemy eight or ten miles
of down on the horizon, is a most inn
personal sort of combat, but they have
never stood all day in a trench peer
ing through a periscope and wonder
ing Just what a German really does
look like. Moreover, aboard a first
line battle cruiser. the turret lieuten-
ant insists upon showing you his guns,
while in a first line trench the battery
captain shudders at disclosing his en-
placements.
Manipulating a big gun in the tur-
ret of battleship is Just about as Inn
personal a form Of fighting as exists.
In trench warfare you can hear the
shell coming in time to step out of its
path OF you are lucky. but in turret
fighting you are shut up tightly in
steel compartment, with no chance of
escape. II an enemy projectile strikes
the turret you are killed. II the ship
sinks your steel trap browns you. And
If you finally defeat the enemy by
working a brass lever backward and
forward for five hours you wonder how
many of your shots we're hits and how
many were mere waterspouts. In
fact, the only visible vestige of tho
Nelsonian tradition is an engraving OF
Lady Hamilton in the admiral's cabin.
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1916-06-22
National Forest Reservations.

There are 100 national forests dis.
tributed in six districts as follows:
District Montana, northeastern
Washington, northern Idaho, north
western South Dakota, northern Mich
igan, northern Minnesota and south
western North Dakota. District 3
Colorado, Wyoming, the remainder of
South Dakota, Nebraska and western
Kansas. District 3-Most of Arizona,
Arkansas, Florida, New Mexico and
Oklahoma. District utah, south.
ern Idaho. western Wyoming, eastern
and central Nevada and a small por.
ton of northwestern Arizona. Dis.
trict 5-California and southwestern
Nevada. District 6-Washington, Ore.
gon and Alaska. On July l, 1915, the
force employed by the forest service
numbered 1875. OF these 1926 were
employed upon the national forests
and $50 were engaged in administra.
tive, scientific and clerical work at
the Washington and district headquar.
tiers. OF the employees on the ma,
tional forests the force engaged princi
pally in protective work numbered
2,31O men as follows: Forest rangers
1888; assistant forest rangers, SCI; for
est guards, 1,049; game warden, one
The protective force was about one
man for every $4,000 acres.
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1916-06-22
LITTLE DEMAND FOR PRODUCT
Production Of Raffia Wax In Madagas
car Has Never Gone Beyond Ex-
perimental Stage.

Raffia wax has never been produced
and exported in Madagascar in any
large quantities, and at present 1t is
not possible to find any of this mate
rial in this section of the island, nor
any exporter who might be interest.
ed in orders for same.
This wax is made from a dust beat
en- from the leaves OF the raffia palm,
and afterwards boiled to a creamy
consistency which, when allowed to
cool, becomes somewhat brittle. This
practice of making the wax was first
begun on the northwest coast. near
Majunga; but the industry never
reached more than. the experimental
stage, as far as shipments are con-
cerRsd.
1t is estimated by the Tamatave ex-
porters that were there a large and
steady demand for this wax the cost
price at Tamatave would have to be at
least to $50 francs per kilo
($0263 to $O.SO7 per pound) Consul
James G. Carter, Tamatave.
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1916-06-22
Pet Parrot Laws an Enn.

The hurried administration of red
pepper pills, under the orders of a
veterinarian, and the hurried applica-
tion of hot flannel cloths and other
family remedies, all designed to save
the life of Opal, the pet white parrot
at the Mission inn, at Riverside, Cal,
occasioned great excitement among
the guests at the hosiery.
Frank A. Miller, master Of the inn,
took personal care of the bird, which
was found to be writing in seeming
paroxysms of pain in the patio, and
making the air vocal with squawkings.
After submitting to the sympathetic
treatment of its friends for time, the
bird calmly laid an egg, Opals first
achievement along this line, although
she is twenty years old.
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1916-06-22
SEEK TO DEVELOP INDIA.

The British government will short
ly name a commission to make a
survey of the economic resources and
industrial possibilities of India, with
a view to promoting business enter
prise under the changed conditions
that will follow the restoration
Of peace. The chairman of the COM
mission will be Sir Thomas Hol-
land, professor of geology at Man.
chester university, who was for sew
eral years the director of the Indian
geological survey. The commission
will have several Indian members,
including three prominent Indian
native business men, one a Bengal,
one a Parsi and the third a Moham-
medan.
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1916-06-22
Cynical Youth,

Teacher-"Children. how can we dis
tinguish right from wrong?" Paul
If we enjoy doing thing, it's wrong"
Life.
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1916-06-22
CROWNED KING.

81 hear McGinnis is king of his
household"
"Sure, his wife crowned HIM with
the stove lid"
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1916-06-22
Quiet In the Trenches.

A soldier at the front. who writes a
letter to a British provincial paper.
says that there is usually an evening
bombardment, and after it is over
everything is very quiet. "You can
then wander through the communica-
ton trenches" he says. for a mile
or more without meeting a soul. and
when the fire trenches are reached,
one often sees nothing more dreadful
than man in the depths OF a dug
out peaceably cooking his evening
steak over coke brazier." Later. the
star shells" begin TO go up. aud these
"shed a sort OF silent glimmer over
the whole nat country"
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1916-06-22
DISCLAIM e r.

81 understand you have been re-
hectihg on my mentality"
Explain yourself"
Didn't you say that every time l
opened my mouth 1 put my foot in
it?"
Certainly not. I wouldn't make
such foolish statement as that. On
a number of occasions l have seen
you open your mouth and put food
in it."
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1916-06-22

We are enabled to give our readers old
and new the benefit of this money-sav-
ing club offer, only because of very spe-
eial arrangement with the publishers of
INGALLS, MAGAZINE.
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1916-06-22
TROUBLE WITHIN.

whats the matter, Bobbie ?"
81 don't like my cake"
Swell, dear, don't eat it,"
'But, auntie, | have eaten it"
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1916-06-22
AN EYE TO BUSINESS.

Mrs. A.-What did you give Alice
for a wedding present?
Mrs. B.-A chatting dish. You see
my husband is her husbands doctor.
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1916-06-22
MOVING VERSE.

"What is the poetry of motion ?'
"The kind that's always going
from one editor to another. "-Wom-
ans Home Companion.
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1916-06-22
Somewhat Hard TO plaest.

On Monday morning little Jennie
observed the kitchen assistant putting
the clothes on to boil preparatory to
washing them. Running upstairs she
exclaimed: "Oh, mamma, we're going
to have boiled clothes for dinner!"
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1916-07-14

Uncle Sol threw aside the letter
he was reading and uttered an excla-
nation of impotence.
"Doggoenw he cried. ''Why can't
people be more explicit?"
whats the matter, par" asked
Aunt Sue.
'"This letter fro mhome," Uncle
Sol answered, "says father fell out
of. the old apple tree and broke q
limb"