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Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1916-07-07
WHO is
TO
BLAME

Root the great kidney remedy. At drug
gists In flfty-cent and dollar sizes. You
may receive q sample size bottle by Par
Gel Post. also pamphlet telling about 1t.
Address DIR. Kiimer & Co.. Binghamton,
N. Y. and enclose ten cents. also mention
this paper.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1916-07-07

Get It to the bottom of the affected
part. Adv.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1916-07-07

Coney Island is to make a $1,000
900 trolley terminal, work on which
will soon be commenced.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1916-07-07

FITS, EPILEPSY. FALLING SICKNESS
Stopped Quickly. Fifty years Of uninteIrupted
lasting results. LARGE TRIAL BOTTLE FREE DIR
KLINE COMPANY, Red Bank, n. J.-Adv
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1916-07-07

Don't snub man because he is rich.
He may be as poor as you are some
day.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1916-07-07

A great public outrage Is rarely as
serious or provoking to an individual
as a smaller personal outrage.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1916-07-07

MiIlennial Musings.
What a great thing it would be II
flies pulled up dandelions and dande-
lions poisoned flies.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1916-07-07

Ninety per cent of Italian boot and
shoe factories are equipped with
American machinery.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1916-07-07

It Is usually the bold and reckless
swimmer who is drowned-especially
in the sea of matrimony.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1916-07-07
Thax'a What

What is an ultimatum, pa"
Its when your mother says she
wants a new hat"
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1916-07-07

A horrible example is often better
than none at all.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1916-07-07
Nervous Women
Find Sure Relief in
STELLA-v|TE

Nervousness ID one of the most
certain signs Of arrangement or
weakness Of the female organs.
Do you get ''fidgety" or upset
when things go wrong? Do you
often feel as If your nerves were
on edge? Are you depressed and
irritable? You should 60 right to
the root Of the trouble and sup
ply . tonic that will restore your
feminine organs to their normal
condition. Stella-Vitae has been
agodsend TO thousands Of nervous,
WORKOUT, discouraged women. It
is guaranteed to help you. You
need risk nothing. Buy a bottle
from your dealer, and il you are
not benefited he will give you
your money back. 81 . bottle at
your nearest dealers.
,lhacher Medicine Co. chattaneora, Tenn.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1916-07-07

A woman can be right without q
reason and a man can be wrong with
one.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1916-07-07

The speechless lady on a $50 gold
piece is proof positive that silence is
golden.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1916-07-07

There are too many sidetracks in
connection with the royal road to
riches.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1916-07-07
SaWed-OH Sermon.

But the man who invariably looks
before he leaps never acquires much
of a reputation as leaper.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1916-07-07

A preferred creditor is one who is
willing to wait until you get ready to
settle.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1916-07-07

II you value your peace OF mind do
not give advice.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1916-07-07

What a girl likes about a love let
ter is the fact that she can keep read
ing 1t over and over.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1916-07-07
An Artist.

An Artist.
How did old Mr.. Doppel act when
you asked him for his daughters
hand?"
"Splendidly. I've seen people on the
stage who couldn't simulate sorrow
any better than he did"
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1916-07-07
CoIored Helm,

CoIored Help.
The One-What kind Of help have
you now-colored?
The Other-Yes, green.-Harper's
Magazine.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1916-07-07

Men suspect those who agree with
them and dislike those who do not.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1916-07-07
ALIENS roor-EAsE FOR THE

Many war zone hospitals have ordered
Aliens Foot-Ease. the antiseptic powder,
for use among the troops. Shaken into
the shoes and used in the foot-bath,
and makes walking a delight. Sold every.
where. sc. Try II today. Adv.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1916-07-07
Peculiar.

PA, what is a hypochondriac?"
"A man whose idea OF treat is q
treatment"
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1916-07-07

The cloak of charity il inefficient
unless elastic.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1916-07-07

A FRIEND IN NEED.
For instant relief and speedy cure
use Mississippi" Diarrhoea Cordial.
Price SOC and 25c-Adv.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1916-07-07

His satanic majesty loves q cheer
full liar.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1916-07-07

Self-confidence Is one Of the best
brands on the market.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1916-07-07

Two Dollars, Please.
What would you recommend for
somnambulism, doctor?"
We'll, you might try insomnia"
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1916-07-07

The Strong Withstand the Heat of
Summer Better Than the Weak
Old people who are feeble. and younger
people who are weak. will be strengthened
and enabled to 60 through the depress-
ing heat of summer by taking regularly
Groves Tasteless Chill Tonic. 1t purifes
and enriches the blood and builds up the
whole system. soc.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1916-07-07

For thrush use Hanford's Balsam
Adv.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1916-07-07

In all of ones hurry, save time to
plan what to do next.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1916-07-07

Keep Hanford's Balsam In your sta
BILE. Adv.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1916-07-07
Particulars Wanted.

Lawyer-Are you married?
Lady Witness-No; I'm unmarried
Lawyer - What Judge unmarried
you?
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1916-07-07

STOP THOSE SHARP SHOOTING PAINS
"Femenina" is the wonder worker for al
female disorders Price o. LOO and soc. Adv.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1916-07-07

For wire cuts use Hanford's Balsam.
Adv.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1916-07-07

Learning is preferable to work.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1916-07-07

Modern warfare has rendered Gu
pid's artillery obsolete.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1916-07-07

Made since 1S46-Hanford's Balsan
Adv.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1916-07-07

Women a. well a.
men are made miser-
able by. kidney and
bladder trouble. Thou
sands recommend DIR.
Kiln ALL Swami.
Valdez daily prospector., 1916-03-07
KING OF URBAN TREES.
Qualities That Adopt the Elm. to Ar
 chitecturaI Surroundings.

Quafities That Adopt the Elm. to Ar- chitecturai Surroundings.
 The elm is essentially a self sufficient tree. It does not thrive in groves. It has q standard type of it's own. and It either attains this type or Is lost to view The elm which comes iO ma turity is usually the one which has lodged in a favored spot where there is no competition. such as Il river meadow. where the spring freshets have dropped the seed on fertile soil and the roots can get down to water.
 We all know the type. the noble trunk of massive girth talering very grad ually upward to. the first spring of branches and then dissolving into those branches as water jet might dissolve in many upward and out curving streams till the whole is lost in the spray of the foliage. Like many other trees that grow alone. 1t develops an exquisite symmetry But with the elm this symmetry Is not only one of gen eral contour, but of individual limbs Not only is the silhouette symmetrical. but the skeleton also. branch bnlanc. ing branch. .., .. ....
 That is what gives 1t its remarka ble Htness to comport with architectural lines. with geometrically designed wis tas. It has formal structure and a consequent dignity which make it the logical shade for village street.. . chanel. q library. the scholarly process sion in cap aud gown. Add to that dig. nifty it's arched and airy lightness and it's splendid size and you have the king of urban Walter Prichard Ea. ton in Century.
Valdez daily prospector., 1916-03-07

!, En,essc q; man itries, to 4o more than he esiat do he will not do all he can aA
 .-A 5. Mcclure l..
Valdez daily prospector., 1916-03-07
How to Quit Smoking.

Do not light the first cigar less than half an hour after breakfast. The more difficult this delay may be the more need there Is for a cure. The remain der of the day smoke the same as usual. It. is only the first cigar with which we are dealing. Keep this up for q week. then Iengthen the interval to an hour for another week. then make 1t one and half hours, two. two and a half. and so on. If you have an :'nll. gone" sensation. long ing for something. eat an. orange or apple or almost any kind of fruit. but don't smoke until the time is up. The nerves. being deprived of their morning stin,ulant, are crying for pourishment. which nature, is hastening to supply through increased appetite to supply disestion. By the time the first cigar is entirely eliminated the cure Is ef feeted with DO serious derangement Of the heart ~ digestive apparatus.-Ex change.
Valdez daily prospector., 1916-03-07
A LUCKY STONE.
Maybe tho Part It Played Was Merely
 That of Coincidence.


 Maybe the Part It Played Was Merely
 ., That of Coincidence.
 In his book. '"The Magic of Jewels and Charms.' George F. Kunz relates this little story of lucky stone and the adventures of it's owners:
 Some years ago meteorite was given to Edward Heron Allen. the fa nous writer on paimistry and the vio lin. and this gifted man always wore il about him. One morning he awakened to find that the entire roof above him had fallen in. except just that portion over his bed.
 He told the story to one of the best known ladies In Boston. one who is known for her public spirit. her love of art and her faultless manner of enter tainins. This lady successfully urged Allen to give her the meteorite.
 "A few days later. while out driving a great truck. with two runaway horses attached to it struck her carriage. In st;nctiveiy she raised her huff to pro tect her face. The huff was almost cut in two. but the lady was not hurt A few days later. while she was walk ing under some scafrolding. 1t fell. and the open part where the hoists went up proved to be just where she stood Although surrounded by ruin. she re mained .unharlned."
 Whether the, stone wSs 0 factor In averting disaster to its owners In their moments of yharil is- however. n matter apart from the facts in the case.
Valdez daily prospector., 1916-03-07
Fiaurativsly 8peakinp

Pop. what's q ilessimisl '" "A mnn who's Seasick during .hts en- tire voyage of life. Gwan to bed now. s0n."-FrincetOn Tiger.
Valdez daily prospector., 1916-03-07
SCHEDULE 0F THE
 ADMIRAL LINERS Admiral Farragut Leaving Seattle on April i6 Will Be First of Line
 to Go to Cook Inlet.

The steamers of the Admiral Line, beginning with March 19 will be dis patched from Seattle every Sunday morning at II o'clock for Alaskan ports, according to advices received by the local steamship office from headquarters. The company will op. crate the Admiral Watson, Admiral Farragut and Admiral Evans in the regular passenger and freight service and will add the steamers Wellesley and Arolne to the fleet at an early date. The company has purchased the Aroline and will operate the Vel lesley under charter during the sum- mer months, or until such times as the two big freighters, Admiral Clark and Admiral SeDree are brought around from the Atlantic coast. The two latter steamers are now in the New York to Cuba sugar trade and are reported as making big money for the company.
 Beginning with the sailing of the Admiral Farragut from Seattle on April 16, all passenger steamers of the company will go to Anchorage, and at least one of the steamers will go to Kodiak each month. The week. ly service of the passenger steamers of the Admiral Line, and the service of the Alaska Steamship company of a boat every five days will insure the Southwestern Alaska coast towns with a mail every few days.
 Following is the sched ale of the |sailings of the Admiral Line for the months of March and April:
 March 5. Admiral Farragut. Seldo- via.
 March 15. Admiral Watson, Sew ard.
 March 19, Admiral Evans, Kodiak r March 26, Admiral Farragut, SeI- dovia
 r April 2, Adm.- >,- Watson. Seldovia. ' April 9, Admiral Evans, Kodiak.
 April 16, Admiral Farragut. An chorage.
 April 23. Admiral Watson. Anchor. age.
 April 30, Admiral Evans, Anchor age.
 Sailing, II a. m.
Valdez daily prospector., 1916-03-07
",' Lost Ais Bearings.

It was an English skipper of the old en time who. having knowledge be. yond the nseekpiDs peeds. as he could read and, use the charts. was dis patched to Rotterdam. The skipper had never been to Rotterdam before. SC after getting over the bar and well away to the east he produced his charts and made learned inspection but the charts had been a long time in the, lNcker and circumstances com bined to alarm him extremely. He went n up on deck and called to his mnte. "Put her about; the rats have eaten HOlland!'
Valdez daily prospector., 1916-03-07
CABLESHIP BURNSIDE
 EOEkl.,G ON THE CABLE

The cableship Burnside is believed to be working in the vicinity of the place where the break in the cable oc- cured north of Sitka but as yet TO indication has been received at the local office of the Signal Corps that the Valdez end of the line has been picked up. The water in the vicinity of the break in very deep and should rough weather prevail difficulty will he experienced by the crew of the Burnside in picking up the ends.
Valdez daily prospector., 1916-03-07
HARRY SCHULTZ l:
 WINS NOME GIRL
Couple Surprised their Friends ir Anchorage Last Night by An
 nOuncing their Marriage.

ANCHORAGE, March Hilary Schultz, formerly of Valdez but now United States deputy marshal here and in charge of the office during the absence of Deputy Marshall Wardell. was married last night to Miss Kath- leen Ashton, formerly of Nome. The wedding was unannounced and was attended by the contracting parties and very few friends.
Valdez daily prospector., 1916-03-07
STEAMER ALASKA HAS
 PASSED JUNEAU NORTH

The steamer Alaska of the Alaska steamship company's fleet, passed Juneau at o'clock yesterday morn in1s en route to Cordova. This is the first trip of the liner under her pres ent title but she was in Valdez last fall as the Kansas City. The steamer is expected to reach Valdez sometime Thursday.
Valdez daily prospector., 1916-03-07

Harry Schultz was formerly 8 guard in the federal jail in Valdez and was very popular among the young people and his many friends wish him and his bride all happiness and prosperity in their journey thru life ''-
Valdez daily prospector., 1916-03-07

H. w. Vance, who is developing a property at Bettles bay. came up to town last night on ~..u Admiral Wat son. He is planning the purchase of boat of his own to be used in con- nection with his mining operations at different points around the Sound.
Valdez daily prospector., 1916-03-07
A Reasonable Prop ositon.

Bumper-You owe me $3tlO0O. which you ,say you cant iny. Why don't yon marry Miss. Oldgirl? She's worth twice thut amount, .IumIFr-No: l can't do ltat. But you might marry her your self and pay me the ditference.-Flie gende Blaetter.
Valdez daily prospector., 1916-03-07

Bert Thomas arrived in Valdez last night on the Admiral Watson from the Granite mine:
Valdez daily prospector., 1916-03-07
Beauty.

When q beautifui soul harmontzcs with d lenntifui form. and the two ara c..st in one mold. that will be the fair est of sights to him who hns an eye to see.--llatO.
Valdez daily prospector., 1916-03-07
Cause Enough.

"What madt. him angry when he was fpleiiho,ling tO the lawyers about his fathers wiil?" -~
 He was cat of"
Valdez daily prospector., 1916-03-07
For. Safe.

Launch 3-M, 57x12x3.6. Make us an offer. T. J. Morris, by D. E. Nor ris. Agent. Call Prospector office. If
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1916-03-11

the nation defend IL attacked" w
have enormous potential defense
strength ne said 10 be relied upor
in case Of emergency-and he add
ed: II: Will be noticed that IN,
people who get up wars are not the
ones who fight them
Is Backward Step.
II is significant. he said. OF the
progress Of the world away from the
barbaric idea that might makes
right" that not single ruler Of the
belligerent nations is willing 10 as
sumo responsibility for the conflict
or TO say that he wanted war. He
uregd that the adoption Of great
preparedness measures would be
this nation.
The speaker summed up the de-
mands made by the army board, the
navy board and the fortihcations
board. totaling more than $4,000
600 yearly and declared that each
made it's demand without regard to
the part which the other branch
Of the service would play in the de-
Tense Of the nation.
Mr. Bryan said the world does not
need despot TO dictate and that
the nation which aspires to physical
supremacy cannot long maintain its
supremacy upon that basis. He
spoke of the 30 treaties which the
United States has negotiated with
foreign nations which practically
obviate war. These are binding un-
til a year after either party gives
notice Of discontinuance and provide
that war may not be declared until
at least year of investigation has
elapsed.
"A thousand years from now be-
lieve the name of Pres't Wilson will
be linked with mine in gratitude for
these treaties" declared Mr.. Bryan.
Speaking of the rights of Amer
lean citizens aboard armed mer-
chantmen Bryan said too much
stress has been laid upon the purely
legal right and not enough upon the
citizens duty TO his country. The
right TO enter the danger zone upon
an armed vessel ought to be waived
I al DtiidlA VI the uunuTtu HlllllOnS OF
people whom the exercise of this
right might involve in war.
Bryan declared the United States
ought not to get into the present
European war first because of the
expense which 1t would involve, sec
Ond because of the lives il would
demand and third because it would
tear the nation from the pedestal il
now occupies as the most important
neutral nation in the world and the
| one 10 whom all will look for the
mediation which will finally end the
war. This is an opportunity grander
than any victory in history, he said.
and ought not to be thrown away.
Mr.. Bryan's address was punctu-
| ated with frequent applause and at
its conclusion he held an imprOmptu
! reception with a large part of the
J audience which remained to shake
his hand. The lecture was delivered
under the auspices Of the senior
class at the high school.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1916-03-11
SOUTH BEND Gan
SEND MEN SOUTH
Company F, |. N. G., is Pre-
pared to Answer First
Call to Arms.

South Bend stands ready 10 do her
share with the government in the
pursuit Of villa in Mexico and for
furthering activities for his capture.
Friday night Capt. Charles B. Cal
vert. formerly in command of Co. F
Of the state militia, and now captain
of the quartermaster's corps, de-
clared that everything was in readi-
ness for immediate action and that
the men could be on the move in a
very few hours.
Co. F is composed OF 81 men, en-
listed, fully trained and equipped for
field service. The company is not
subject to the presidents call for
foreign service, but Capt Calvert
stated that on the first call for
volunteers they would respond. The
state militiamen are only compelled
TO answer calls in cases of rebellion,
invasion and for law enforcement.
1t is very portable that in the
case of a call for volunteers the
local company would be reinforced
by several hundred men. as, accord
ing to Capt. Calvert. there are in
South Bend about 500 men who have
had some kind Of military training.
These include Spanish-American war
veterans and former members of the
navy and regular army. This gives
South Bend at the present about
500 men who are trained and fit
volunteers for the army and navy
when the call comes.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1916-03-11
PLAYGROUND WANTED
Perley Civic Club WuI Also Request
Portable school.

Wanted-Playgrou and portable
school building by the Perley Civic
club for the Perley school.
And to obtain same. a committee
was appointed at a session of the
club held Friday evening TO confer
with the members Of the board OF
education Monday night to present
petition and request.
The civic club wants a portion of
a nine-acre plat across the street
from the school equipped as a play
ground for the children similar TO
many other school Fairgrounds in
the city. The portable school is also
wanted. as the Perley school at the
present time is said to ne too small
10 properly care for the large num-
Der that attend ii.
The committee which was ap-
pointed 10 confer with the board is
composed Of o. Wise, Joseph Roth
daller. David HutsOn. r. f. Rounds,
b. Baldwin and Albert Evans.
Following the business session. an
address was delivered on home and
school gardening by f. E. Wolfe,
garden director Of the municipal
recreation committee A large num-
Der OF slides were used TO illustrate
his talk.
OF vocal and instrumental numbers
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1916-03-11
ELECT OFFICERS FOR
NEW COMMUNITY CENTER
Meeting is Held at ArdmOre school
With Program Including Talk
on Pickle Raising.

Officers Of the Ardmore Commu-
nifty center were elected Friday night
at a large and enthusiastic meeting
held in the Ardmore school The Of
ficers are +. l.. Award. president;
herman HOstedler. vice president;
Mrs. Herman Hostedler, secretary
treasurer. The next meeting of the
organization will be held on Friday,
March "a, at which time a constitu-
tiOn and bylaws will be adopted.
In addition TO short business
session Friday night there was an in
teresting musical and literary pro-
gr,tm. Talks were also given by Fred
j. SchrOm and County Agent Bord-
ner. The former explained the
proper methods 70 be followed IN
iaising pickles while the latter gave
an illustrated talk on birds. using
slides which we're furnished by the
South BEND Humane society.
Mr.. Schrom represents Reid, Muir
dock & Co. OF Chicago. and it will De
under his supervision that a demon
strational plat of pickles viii be rails
ed on the Ardmore school grounds
next summer. The company will
furnish the seed, the sprays and
everything necessary for raising the
pickles while the work will be done
under Mr.. Schrom's direction by the
one who has charge of the school
grounds. II was explained by MT.
Schrom that his company would fur
nish tested seed of the most prolific
and uniform variety of pickles TO all
who wished 10 raise the crop He
Eointed out that the industry was
much more profitable now than for
merly due TO the fact that farmers
were receiving 81 a bushel instead Of
the 80 or so cents received several
years ago. He said that Reid, Muir
cock x Co were supplied by 3.0OC
farmers last year from $500 acres
az which SS4 acres were in 81. Jo-
seph county. These pickles were
handled through so stations of which
ore is 10 South Bend.
The remainder of the program was
rs follows. Songs by the school
chorus: recitation, Mr. Sanscript'
slide Down HILL" Raymond Hols-
ton: solo. '-Florian's SONG" Mrs
Ayers: recitation. How He Clothes
His Family" Loretta Hostedlert
songs by the Ardmore quartet; solo
William Deffenbaugh.