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Norwich bulletin., 1916-09-29
The Easiest Way;
 A Modern Romance


 Mrs. Giddigad was footsore and weary. -..
 Weary from much walking and foot sore from playing her new player piano which, now, alas, must soon De transported to another home.
 After traversing both sides of six teen streets the tired woman paused in the doorway of an apartment house to rest a few moments, and to turn over in her mind the important events that had taken place in her life within a few short hours Time works wonders. In the morning she had been care free and happy.
 Then the landlord came.
 My son is married,'' he said, "and is bringing his bride home to uS. "Yes, yes, yes" '.So, you see, I must have this place at the earliest possible moment.' Thus Mrs. Giddigad was forced to walk the streets in search of another place.
 way kindly gentleman with curly white whiskers was moved to address her. '------ ''Oh, sir,' she said. q am in deep est trouble"
 Then Mrs. Giddigad confided her woes to the gentle stranger. The man was visibly affected lc9 tsMy good woman" he said, "dTy your eyes and cease your weeping. I can soon bring an end to all your l troubles '-Oh, sir, can you, indeed?"
 ''As sure as eggs is eggs.' 1 Then, sir, proceed at once to do
 so'
 l The gentleman, smiling the while, reached into his breast pocket and
 produced a folded Bulletin.
 Here he said, you may have
 this for your very own. It has helped I many a tired woman out of difficulty 1 such as yours l "But how?'' "It is today's Bulletin, my dear 1 woman and all the houses for rent you desire and in fact anything else in l the world you happen to want you will find waiting for you in the classi- l fed department" 1 Mrs. Giddigad wept tears of joy. 1 How can I ever reward you?'' she
 sobbed
 l But the stranger waved a careless i hand.
 | 'I need no reward" he returned. 1 For he was a wealthy prune packer.
Norwich bulletin., 1916-09-29
ANNOUNCEMENTS
BREED THEATRE
Harold Lockwood and May Allison in The River of Romance, a Metro Wonderplay Feature for Today.

The River of Romance. thrilling story or adventure and novel sltua- tione with Harold Lockwood and May Allison. the popular stars in the stel- lar roles is the feature at the Breed theatre for today and Saturday.
 This Is a five part Metro wonder play, produced by the Yorke Film Cor coration, which assures an attraction Of premier importance: The Thous- and Islands in the St. Lawrence river was the principal background used in photographing the many co1orful and picturesque scenes in The River or Romance. While there Director Hen- ry Otto arranged to use the famous castle of George D. Boldt, the mana ger of tho Waldorf-Astoria Hotel, to- Rether with the country estate of T. A. Gillespie, the Pittsburgh million aire, who owns one of the largest is lands in the group. In addition 10 these locations many other beautiful places were used in staging some or the scenes.
 Tho hero. William Nissan Kellogg lIIarold Loc!1wood), an heir to mill lions starts to demonstrate that he can make money on his own account, with the aid of a decrepit one-cylin- der motor boat. His patrons, ignorant of his identity. call him ne-Cyllnder Sam. To the regions of the St. Law renee and the Thousand Islands comes tte beautiful and charming Rosa!ind Chalmers (May Allison) from New York for visit She is delighted with sam" even though circum- stances cause her to think he is a burglar. How she, being an expert on engines, comes to his rescue when his craft breaks down and pursuers are shooting at him. how both narrowly escape drowning and how he finally carries her away in true cave-n2an fashion before revealing his identity constitute some of the thrills with which the story abounds.
 There Is a strong supporting cast including Lester Cuneo. Dan Hanlon Bert Busby, Lee Walker, Mrs. Mathil- da Brundage, Lillian HaIpern, Phil Masi and other well known screen ar fists.
Norwich bulletin., 1916-09-29
BIC FEATURE FILM AT
 Y. M. c. A. TONIGHT.

Many will recall the triumphant tour of this country several years ago by Salvini, Italy's famous tragedian. They will be interested to learn that he will be seen at the Y. M. c. A. in big feature film. Pilgrims Progress, to- nigN and tomorrow night, with Sat urday matinee.
 Those who have seen this remark able movie declare that Salvini's work yorical experiences is. the masterpiece of Salvini. A fortune was spent by the makers of the film, the Ambrosio company, of Torino, Italy, in order to satisfy the demands of the sponsors of the movement to have the Counter part of the scriptures" visualized rev. srent1y and adequately, but not melo- dramatically, and without doing vio- lenca to the epirit and letter of the bo ok which is still the worlds best scller, excepting the Bible.
 Thousands who have not read VII rims Progress since childhood will oe deIighted to refresh their memory as the siough of Despond, the House # In.srpreter the Palace Beantful Vanity satr, Giant Despair, the victory yyeY Ar;oilyon and the final entrance mto the Celestial City. The pictures bring back and vtvify all these scened md events which have electrified mil 3ous of readers during the last 30l rearp since Bunyan wrote the dream !, hls 3efi at Bedford Ja1l
 ExpIaintng khe symbolism Q< the .aorafftv tale, Go. Frederick Ray oi hondcn GAityars graphic lecture, ev- r.v word of which, together with spe- naI fnciae1eal music on the piano is szc1o;xNs5lzsd wa shA acHon ep tht
Norwich bulletin., 1916-09-29
AT THE AUDITORIUM.
Complete Change of Program Today


 For Friday and Saturday at the Auditorium the Cormelo Musical Com edy Co. will present Keep Moving, a musical show reported to be quite a s entertaining as the two bills already shown by this clever company of en- tertainers.
 The plot of Keep Moving is laid in a young ladies' academy presided over by one Michael Clancy, an Irishman, who becomes head of the school, through having bought the premises. As may be supposed Clancy is a char acter quite unsuited to the position he occupies and his efforts to imDart knowledge to the youthful mind are very amusing. The plot is compli cated by the pursuit of a party of joy riders by the local sheriff and the ar rival of a French dancer who had made ;he acquaintance of Clancy on the previous evening. Other anus Ing incidents keep the laughter go- ing throughout the show. Many dancing numbers and specialties are introduced, including selections by the Garden City Four.
 Among the novelties are Mother Goose number by Peggy Dunn. Non Clancy by Fred Cormelo -Alagazam and q Champagne finale by the entire company. some fifteen singing num- bers giving the performance a snap py musical program and the play in cludes several comedy characters who contribute much to the laughter of the show.
 On the picture program today will be the hve-reel Paramount feature, George Beban in PasQuale, an in tenseIy interesting masterpiece, in which George Began appears at his trice Fairfax series will also be Eb0WO
Norwich bulletin., 1916-09-29
The Blue Envelope Coming to the 3 Davis.


 The predicament of one fat man to whom not only anything, but every thing happened is most amusinSly dis played in the three fast moving acts of Richard Lambcrt's production of The Blue Envelope. the farce which attained success during the latter part oi the past season at the COrt thea Ire, New York. AIr. Lambert will present his Cort theatre organization, headed by those two eminent farceurs, Edward Garvie and Carrie Reynolds, St the Davis theatre Tuesday eVen- ing. Oct g. The play will be seen nero in it's hest form as only one com pany has been sent on tour, and for this reason should receive the hear tiest reception from thousands of the ntregocrs who have so often witness ed the disappointing performances of metropolitan successes given by in ferior casts on tour. Both MT. Garvie md Miss Reynolds have gained an enormous following by their superior playing of comedy roles. and in The Bluo Envelope each has an ideal role. The balance of the excellent cast in cludes Ralph Nairn, Beth F'ranklyn John L. Kearney, Lizzie Wilson, ic- tor Browne. Caroline Leonard, Frank lin George, John P. MacSweeney, Belle Theodore and Ford Fenimore. Prices P5c to $1.50. Seats on sale today al 10 a. m.
Norwich bulletin., 1916-09-29
FULL ASSOCIATED
 PRESS DISPATCHES
POETRY
THE WORLD.

'Tis all a great show.
 The world that we're in None can tell when twas finished. None saw it begin; Men wander and gaze through
 It's courts and its halls, Like children whose love is
 The picture-hung walls. There are flowers in the meadow.
 There are clouds in the sky Songs pour from the woodland.
 The waters glide by; loo many, too many,
 For eye or for ear, The sights that we see
 And the sounds that we hear. A weight as of s1umber
 Comes down on the mind; So swift is life's train,
 To it's objects we're blnds I myself am but one
 In the feet gliding show Like others I walk,
 But know not where I go. One saint to another
 I heard say, How long? I listened. but naught more
 heard of his song; The shadows are walking
 Through city and plain e How long shall the night |
 And it's shadow remain? How long ere shall shine,
 In this simmer of things, The light of which prophet
 In prophecy sings? And the gates of that city Be open whose sun No more to the west
 It's circuit shall run! Jones Very.
Norwich bulletin., 1916-09-29
HUMOR OF THE DAY

Little Willie-Gee, you're awful proud of your grandpop, ain't you?
 Robbie-You Betcha! Why he used to lick pop reg'lar-Widow.
 Teacher-Pm so sorry your mother is sick. Nothing serious, I hope?
 Johnny-Well, you see, Ma went all over the house to see if Pa had locked up for the highland Pa had-and it kinder give Ma a sorter shock like.- Judge.
 'Is your new motor a good hill climber?"
 Fine replied MT. Chuggins. q only wish it would draw the line at tree box or a telegraph pole News.
 You dop't care much about the menu at the training camp?"
 'I don't complain" replied the rock ie. "The people who have been invit- ing our hostilities have to eat chile con earn and tamales. Washington Star.
 A messenger rushed into the finan- cier's presence with the breathless exclamation: Your wife tried to start the fire with gasoline and-'
 Great Caesar" ejaculated the startled husband, "and gasoline forty cents a gallon!"-Judge.
 Soph-Say, it was so dark out last nlBnt that you couldn't see your nano three inches from your eyes.
 Fresh-Hug! that's nothing. It was so dark night before last that the coal pile in our back yard looked like a snowdriftl-Burr.
 What makes links so proud of his ancestors? I never heard any of them did anything"
 That's exactly the point. So many persons ancestors did do things which got them into trouble with the police.-Richmond Times Dispatch.
Norwich bulletin., 1916-09-29
COMPULSORY PHYSICAL
 TRAINING IN SCHOOLS
Course of 20 Minutes Day Prescrlb-
 ed by New York Law.

Albany, N. Y. Sept. 2S.-The com- pulsory physical training requirements IT pupils in the secondary schools of New York state were announced here today by pr. John H. Finley, state commissioner of education and mem Der of the military training commits sion. One of the most startling re- quirements is that coaches and train CTS in all branches of athletics must be teachers in the schools. This would bar coaches and trainers from the sec- ondary schools.
 Another provision intended to pre- vent excessive training is that it must not exceed six hours a week and can be substituted for play only on the basis of pleasure and health and not primarily to win victories or make athletic records No pupil will be per- mitted membership on more than one athletic team during a single athletic season.
 The physical training course will be of twenty minutes duration a day, the minimum prescribed by law.
Norwich bulletin., 1916-09-29

Beginning with August 10, the Bra gillian Steamship Line (LIoyd Brasil leiro) announces a passenger service between San Juan and Para, Per- nambuco, Bahia, Rio de Janeiro and Santos. There will be two sailings each month--on the 10th and 18th. For the present no arrangement has been made for accepting mail. Four steamers of this line plying between Brazil and New York have been stop ping at San Juan for coal and sup plies for several months. The south bound passenger service, however, is just announced.
Norwich bulletin., 1916-09-29

Percale. drill. Hneae, lawn and al paca would be nice fer this. The apron is easy to develop and very comfort able. It may be finished iii round or square 55 neck r, outline; T; +braa stzas.
 aaie Ihe I9 nattEFm a5 iG9s 5n '4tee eGiTes l Awards of 36-iEch material for q medium size.
 A pattern of this illustration mailed to any address on receipt of 10 cents in silver or stamps.
 Order through The Bulletin Company, Pattern Dept, Norwich, Conn.
 BristoI.-The Bristol Welfare asso- citation has voted to convey to the city the associations real estate, including the Muzzy athletic field and the Roots Island playground.
Norwich bulletin., 1916-09-29

screen. It Is very unique presenta- tion and is never given in theatres, but altogether under religious and ed ucaticnal auspices. Colonel Ray brings his own machine and operator.
 Adults admitted for 25c.; children 1nc. to matinee. Tickets are on sale at Y. M. c. A.
Norwich bulletin., 1916-09-29
BESSIE.

I haze ma words wi which to tell. you
 of her face, The charms win her e'e, Her maiden grace; Nor could I tell you of an idle dream That pipe holds hidden quite awa' In one near place, Am get frae me sac far That only does the s;ller fitting gleam Just moo an then shine out As witches dancin' wi the wind an
 rain, Flash moo an then The spangles of some hidden star Herbert Randall, in the Transcript.
Norwich bulletin., 1916-09-29
BICYCLE THIEF RETURNS
 THREE STOLEN WHEELS
Shipped Them From Worcester to
 Meriden, Charges Prepaid.

Meriden, Conn. Sept. 28.-Chief of Police Charles B. Bowen was given a surprise today when an express com pany delivered at headquarters three bicycles which were stolen last Mon day from shed where employees of local concern kept their wheels. The bicycles had been shipped, charges pre- paid, from Worcester, Mass.
Norwich bulletin., 1916-09-29
FOR SALE
FOR SALE

An Elite Model $175.00. Sonora of the best made slightly used. Will be sold at very attractive price. Easy terms If de- sired.
 THE PLAUT-cADDEN co.
 Norwich, Conn.
Norwich bulletin., 1916-09-29
FOR SALE
FOR SALE

One of the finest residences in the City of Norwich, on Broadway, facing park. Picturesque surroundings. Stately shade trees, abundance of fruit and berries. Lot 90 X 3S0 feet. Three story frame house. seventeen rooms, broad piazza, in perfect condition, out side and inside; recently remodeled, house, shed, large garden in rear. Terms easy.
 For further particulars apply to
 R. S. BARTLETT,
 No. f4 Central Building
Norwich bulletin., 1916-09-29

Earthquakes cause electrical waves, and an Italian has invented an ap- paratus which has registered them several minutes before seismographs have shown earth movements.
Norwich bulletin., 1916-09-29
What Es Going On Tonight

Vaudeville and Moving Pictures at Auditorium s.hefsEre.
 Motion Pictures at Breed Theatre V4udeyille and Moving Pictures at Gne DaNiR
Norwich bulletin., 1916-09-29

A Philadelphia electrician is the inventor of a portable, motor driven pipe threading machine which is sup piled with current by the storage bat teries of an automobile.
Norwich bulletin., 1916-09-29

Paris plans to obtain 300,000 electri- cal horsepower by damming the River Rhone at a point 300 miles from the city.
Norwich bulletin., 1916-09-29

A stopper for kitchen sinks so at tached to the strainer plate over the outlet that it always will be found when needed has been patented.
Norwich bulletin., 1916-09-29

Power derived from windmill in- creases practically with the cube of the wind velocity.
Norwich bulletin., 1916-09-29

Alaska has forbidden the employ ment of boys under 16 under ground in mines.
Norwich bulletin., 1916-09-29
THE KALEIDOSCOPE

A. Lafrance of Ottawa, Ont, has six sons in the British army.
 St. Joseph, Mo-, has decided to limit the number of its saloons to 150.
Norwich bulletin., 1916-09-29
FOR SALE

FOR SALE
 FOR sALE-Pigs;. quick buyers get large Chester Whites, 10 weeks old, s4.25 each; weeks old, $s.75, Write Grlswold, Jeweft City 1near Joseph Rood's). sep29d
 FOR SALE-Three work horses, one Holstein heifer, new miIch; also one and two inch chestnut, hickory and ash. 1-9 p. m. sep2I VIM
 FOR SALE - 100 bushels apples, cheap. w. $. Vail, Franklin, Conn.
 sep29d
 OAK and other timber for sale Q. D. Vergason Norwich Town, R. F. D. g.
 FOR sALE-Ross fodder cutter. No. 1eS; price s15. Phone 1S5S-s. = TOR sALE-Two hogs, weigE. 200 calf 23d day of October; one other Holstein COW. due to calf in February. | $ Hunattt5ngton Ave- Norwich Town.
 FOR SALE or to rent; furnishings Housekeeping, 51 Washington St.
 FOR sALE-A first class Smith mo- tor wheel in Ali condition; cash sale
  DanleIson, conn. sep1oo
 FOR SALE or exchange, launch. 22x7, s horse power, Lathrop motor Box 121. R. F. D. 6. Phone 1S7314. sep27d FOR sALE-Two horses. Call T West Main St, sep27d1 :,
 FOR sALE-A good driving mare any lady could drive. Phone 46312 sep27d
 FOR QUICK sALE-One 1916 Ford runabout with extras; perfect condl. Sn ss4as 50W wlmantd pr'oe C. w caswe Mansfield Depot, Conn. sep27d FOR sALE--A long established and profitable, grocery business in the pros n ood ViH 9F Wit oder9 fences, electric lights, etc.; good reason for selling. Write or telephone Mrs; FOR SALE - Dark brown, horse, tricks. will road nine miles an hour and work anywhere; am going to leave sI5o M sell eSt lew gurs taaed and buggy For particulars, Phone 519-4, ed MiIIie e1tsr Diy e 4 oge goutworrh san1a9 Ma9s W Wyandotte Barred ROCK and W Leghorn bullets. Wallis Farm, Col | FOR sALE-Work horse. weighs 1000 l pounds; will sell cheap. Leonard Chapman, Versailles, Ct sep21d FOR sALE-1s extra good cows. 35 tons No. hay, 1 1913 Chalmers, seven | pass touring car I. L. Gardner. Kick Hill, Lebanon, Ct. Tel. 17-12 Lebanon Div. .< sep21d FOR sALE-Four h. p. gas engine, papec blower to full capacity; will sell Franklin, Ct.
 FOR SALE or exchange: registered i Holstein bull years old. gentle and all right Phone lSs1-2 sepl8d FOR SALE-A nearly new six-room cottage. with one acre of land, on. car 1 line, between Baltic and Occum. Te1e- phone 1042-3. sep16daW FOR SALE-Touring car; first class condition; price reasonable for quick sale. Address Touring Car. Bulletin Office. sep14d FOR sALE-1s1O Cadillac truck, with fourng ear d 54dy; f}Tes and ebdna m9t9r a9a in sep14d
 FOR sALE-Rye straw and feed. l Phone 90e. sep14d FOR SALE+Greatest real estate bar l gain in Norwich; Buckingham home on l Washington St.; 12-room house, most 1 and the 2s lots, S1o,0OOe Address Real l Estate Exchange. New London. Conn. l JelIoaM
Norwich bulletin., 1916-09-29
WANTED

10 Laborers. Waitress. 2 Chamber maids, 9 Elevator Boys, 10 Women (general houseworlz), Men for farm
 FREE EMPLOYMENT BUREAU
 GEO. L. CHESBRO, Manager
Norwich bulletin., 1916-09-29
WANTED Men for Dye House SAxToN WooLEN CORP.
 Bean HiII Mill

WANTED IMMEDIATELY
 summer cottage. good condi ticn. req fsonab1e price, on either salt or fresh water.
 FOR SALE: 41-acre farm, near main line station, on trunk line highway. fine land. large orchard, 8-room house, uM outbuildings: @ M ss,sSo; easy easy terms. % W TRYON'S AGENCY. Willimantic. Conn.
Norwich bulletin., 1916-09-29

ASK MIR. corr about property for investment purposes. sep23d
Norwich bulletin., 1916-09-29

FOR SALE-A nearly new six-room cottage with one acre of land, on car line, between Baltic and Occum. Te1e- phone 1042-3. sep16daW
Norwich bulletin., 1916-09-29

THERE Is no advertising medium tn Eastern Connecticut equal to- Ther-Bua 1etin for" business results.
Norwich bulletin., 1916-09-29

TO RENT-NewIy furnished rooms. modern conveniences, at The Seymour, 84 Franklin St. Phone 1043-2. apr12c
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1916-12-05
Get the Habit Of
Drinking Hot Water
Before Breakfast
Says we cant look or feel right
with the system fuIl
Of poisons.

Millions of folks bathe internally
now instead Of loading their System
with drugs. Whats an inside
bath?" you say. Well. 1t is guaran-
teed to perform miracles IL you could
believe these hot water enthusiasts
There are vast numbers Of mea
and women who, Immediately upon
arising in the morning. drink glass
of real hot water with a teaspoon
full of limestone phosphate in It.
This is a very excellent health meas
ure. 1t is intended to flush tho
stomach, liver, kidneys and the thir-
ty feet of intestines OF the previous
days waste. sour bile and indigeg-
tible material left over in the body
which if not eliminated every day.
become food for the millions Of bac-
terra which infest the bowels. the
quick result is poisons and toxins
which are then absorbed into tho
blood. causing headache. bilious at.
tacks, foul breath, bad taste, colds,
stomach trouble, kidney misery.
sleeplessness. impure blood and an
sorts of ailments
People who feel good one day ana
badly the next. but who simply can
not get feeling right are urged to OBJ
tain a quarter pound of limestone
phosphate at the drug store. THIS
will cost very little but is sufficient
to make anyone a real crank on the
subject of internal sanitation.
Just as soap and hot water act on
the skin, cleansing, sweetening ana
freshening. so limestone phosphate
and hot water act on the stomach.
liver, kidneys and bowels. 1t is vast
ly more important to bathe on the in.
side than on the outside. because tho
skin pores do not absorb impurities
into the blood. while the bowel pores
do.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1916-12-05

Of the present method Of obtaining
and spending campaign funds stand
clear under recent ohzervatlo and the
methods Of expenditure can be frank
y studied IN the light Of present ex-
perience. and a delay would have the
further very serious disadvantage OF
postponing action until another cleo
tion was at hand and some special
object connected with It might be
thought to be in the mind OF those
who urged +. Action can be taken
now with facts for guidance and
without suspicion Of partisan pur.
pAse.
shall not argue at length the de.
STABILITY Of giving a freer hand in
the matter Of combined and concert
ed effort to those who shall under
take the essential enterprise of build.
ing up our export trade. That enter
prise will presently, will Immediately
assume, has indeed already assumed.
a magnitude unprecedented in our
experience We have not the neces-
sary inarumentalities for its prosecu-
tion; II Is deemed to be doubtful
whether they could be created upon
an adequate scale under our present
laws We should clear away all le.
gal obstacles and create a basis OF
undoubted law for it which will give
freedom without permitting unregu.
lated license. The thing must be done
now. because the opportunity is here
and may escape US if we hesitate or
delay.
The argument for the proposed
amendments of the organic law OF
Porto Rico is brief and conclusive.
The present laws governing the island
and regulating the rights and privil-
eyes Of its people are not Just. we
have created expectations OF extend
ed privilege which we have not salts
lied. There is uneasiness among the
people Of the island apd even a sus-
picious doubt with regard to our in
tentions concerning them which the
adoption Of the pending measure
would happily remove. We do not
doubt what we wish to do in any es-
sential particular We ought to do It
at once.
There are other matters already
advanced to the stage Of conference
between the two houses OF which it IS
not necessary that I should speak.
Some practicable basis OF agreement
concerning them win no doubt be
found and action taken upon them.
Inasmuch as this is, Gentlemen.
probably the last occasion 1 shan
have to address the Sixty-fourth con.
gress, hope that you will permit me
to say with what genuine pleasure
and satisfaction have cooperated
with you in the many measures of
constructive policy with which you
have enriched the legislative annals
OF the country. It has been a priv
ilege to labor in such company. 1
take the liberty Of congratuiating you
upon the completion of a record OF
rare serviceableness and distinction