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Morris tribune., 1916-03-24

filing the petition and at the hearing,
the applicant must have with him two
witnesses who are citizens of the I'm
tied States and who have known the
applicant for five years or more. He
must also produce his first papers. If
he came to the United States after
June 20, 1906, he must present a
certificate as to his arrival. This GER
tifcate may be obtained by writing to
the Department of Labor, Bureau of
Naturalization, at Washington. The
Stevens county clerk of courts office
will furnish banks for this purpose. !"
At the session of the district court
last week John johnson, native of
Norway, % years of age and single,
who gives Swan Lake as his present
home, was granted full citizenship.
John Olson Vickstrom, a native of
Sweden, 38 years of age with fam
lily of wife and three children who
are still in the old country, was also
granted citizenship. Mr.. Victkstrom
sought his citizenship year ago but
the matter was held pending the ar
rival of his family. The folks refuse
to leave their native land at pre-
sent. Vickstrom lives at Hancock.
Five applications for citizenship
are now on file. The applicants are
all natives of Norway. Ingvald Sivert-
son is the first on the list and he
gives his address at Chokio. Magnus
Nyborg, Carl A. Bruer and Hans An
derson are from Alberta, and Christian
Berger is a Morris carpenter. Berger
and Anderson both came to this coun-
try prior to June 1906 and they will
not have to produce a certificate of
arrival. Berger has been here for
twenty years.
Mr.. Gilbert will be just as willing
and ready to accommodate a poor man
as rich man. He observes no dis
tinction between class, creed, age or
condition of servitude, but he is COM
PEELED to draw the line on the China
man and Japanese. This is custom
that has prevailed all over the country
for long time and so as long as Mr..
Gilbert stays at the desk there will be
no occasion for the politician to GO
out and corner the Monaghan vote at
election time. Mr.. Gilbert does not
care whether or not man prefers tC
use the hyphen after he becomes q
citizen, or what ticket he votes. Mr.,
Gilbert, does not consider the use OF
the hyphen as a mark of insincerity
of allegiance. Aliens who hail from
the bonny shores of Scotland may
prefer to use the hyphen merely tt
distinguish them from those who came
from the ancient rock-ribbed coasts
of Scandinavia, or any of the contin'
entail European countries. Mr.. Gil
bert will be concerned only with
the mans application and he will
reserve his blandest smiles for the
man with the largest family.
Morris tribune., 1916-03-24
KING COLE COMES
~
FOR TWO EVENINGS
Seventy-five Local People to APP.
pear in Play at Orpheum
March 80 and 81

Nothing more pretentious has been
given by amateurs in this town than
the "King Cole" piece, which calls
for different settings, including Court
scenes at the Kings palace, Garden
Fete in Kings Forest for speciality
work, and home of Mrs. Shoe in
which will appear "The old woman in
the shoe" accompanied by her num-
eroUs children. Arduous daily and
nightly rehearsals for the past three
weeks has brought the cast of amateur
participants in the big extravaganza
into remarkably well-trained condi-
tion, the whole troop of principals and
choristers meeting for general re-
hearsals about twice a week. The
adult cast is exceptionally a strong
one, being made up exclusively of
those who are sure to make good in
their respective parts, and among the
number are several promising ones
that have never been seen in public
before or ever suspected of having
any histronic ability.
One of the prettiest solos in the
play-that of ,"Mistress Mary
will be taken by Miss Grace Dunwid-
die and "Jack of the Beanstalk" first
Juvenile lead) by Mr.. L. C. Voss.
Mr.. John Kreiss Jr., has been
selected to plaV the Kings part.
Snibad, the Sailor, by Mr.. Charles
Camp.
The impersonation of "Little b.
Peep and "Senora" falls in the
hands of Miss Miriam Howard and
Mrs. W. Frame.
Senior Mora by Mr.. F. A. Hancock.
The Indian Chief and Princess by
Mr.. Olaf Hendrickson and Miss Grace
Covell. -..-
The Comedy Stunt-Grechen Won
Vechen-by Mr.. Kreiss and Miss
Dunwiddie.
Jack and Jill by Mr. C. A. Mullen
and Miss Agnes Clayton.
The Society Stunt, ''The Girl From
Sherry's 81 is in the hands of Mr.. Voss
and Mrs. Frame.
The popular role. The Old Wo-
man in the Shoe, accompanied by
nearly all the children in Stevens
county, will be enacted by Mrs. Chas.
Lee.
And the two Humpty Dumpties,
Morris tribune., 1916-03-24

MAMMOTH RED CLOVER SEED
Purity SO per cent; termination
about 80 per cent. Price $3.50 per bu
Morris tribune., 1916-03-24
SWEDES in MORRIS
MOURN CHURCHMAN
DIR. E. Norelius Dies at Home in
Vasa- Knighted by King
Oscar II in 1903

DR.. E. Norelius, one of Mime
sofas most eminent churchmen, auth
or and pioneer educator, publisher
of the first Swedish newspaper in
Minnesota, died at his home in Vasa,
Goodhue county, last week at the age
of 83 years. He was the president
of the Augustana Synod of the Swe-
dish Lutheran church and was one of
the best known Swedes in America.
Among the Morris people who knew
DIR. Norelius personally are c. B.
Sylvander and J. E. Danielson and a
score of other prominent citizens of
the county to whom the news of DR..
Norelius' death brought keen regrets.
Mr.. Sylvander saw much of DR.. More
Illus at Red Wing and Mr.. Danieleon
had met him at everal church confer
ences.
DR.. Norelius came to America at
the age of II and in 1855 graduated
from the Capitol university of Ohio.
He entered the ministry and was
ordained the following year after
which he came to Minnesota where he
established a dozen congregations in
long huts which today have become a
conference numbering about four hun
dred congregations and twenty five
thousand members. Fifty-nine years
Morris tribune., 1916-03-24

who will clown the show from start
to finish are Messrs. Thabes Game
and Kimball Cummings.
The entire show including princi
pals and the entire chorus of over a
hundred people will be beautifully and
appropriately costumed and made
up with all the fine detail customary
in a professional show.
Indications are that the house will
be packed both nights.
Morris tribune., 1916-03-24
Arm Broken on Icy Walk

Mrs. H. Ring, mother of Mrs. Al.
Reidner, had the misfortune of falling
on an icy walk in front of the Reidner
home Tuesday afternoon. Her fall
resulted in a fractured right arm near
the wrist. She attempted to break
the force of her fall when one of the
bones in the arm snapped. She is
receiving medical attention at the
home of her daughter.
Morris tribune., 1916-03-24

Eye-sight restored. By DR.. Bro
kaw, eye specialist at Krueger's drug
store, Morris the 9Th and 9TH of
every month. Painful head and eyes
made painless. Price always lowest.
adv.
Morris tribune., 1916-03-24
Residence Propertv Sold

Anton HOLDEN has sold his residence
property on the west side and will
shortly commence the erection of an
other house in the same block 'front.'
Morris tribune., 1916-03-24

paper on The Death of Balder, =
which was read by Mrs. Stewart.
Mrs. r. C. Spooner gave a talk ON
"Ragnharok and Regeneration" and
read paper from The Eddas.
The closing meeting of the year
will be held at the home of Mrs. E.
]. Jones on April 3rd. The topic is,
Wagner's, "Ring of the Nieb elung !"
Morris tribune., 1916-03-24
King production People the Cast

ing the Alberta road. E. J. Smith,
welI-to-do farmer in the town of
Synnes, is the new owner of the
HOLDEN property and will occupy same
with his family this spring.
Inexperience in telling trees cost
John Lime a new brick chimney We'd
nesday morning and incidentally the
stone mason will. have a job. Mr..
Lime was removing several boxelder
trees from his lawn when one of the
trees fell across the roof of his house,
SCATTERING the chimney.
Morris tribune., 1916-03-24

Mrs. j. Diederick is on the list of
rheumatic sufferers this week and is
receiving medical treatment at the
home of her daughter, Mrs. Pomeroy.
Morris tribune., 1916-03-24

The Spence hot water boiler is a
marvel. See the same set up in the
show rooms of j. H. Mcclure. adv.
The review. [volume] (High Point, N.C.) 1908-19??, 1916-07-20
CAL0MEL S|CKENS! IT SAL|VATES!
DON'T STAY BILIOUS, CONST|PA7El
Guarantee Dodsons Liver Tone Will Give You the Best liver
and Bowel Cleansing You Ever Had-Dont Lose DAVIS WORT

Calomel makes you sick; you lose a
days work. Calomel is quicksilver
and it salivates; calomel INJURIES your
liver.
If you are bilious, feel lazy, sluggish
and all knocked out, If your bowels
are constipated and your head aches
or stomach is sour, just take a spoon
full Of harmless Dodson's Liver Tone
instead OF using sickening, salivating
calomel. Dodson's Liver Tone is real
liver medicine. You'll know it next
morning because you will wake up
feeling fine, your liver will be work.
ing. your headache and dizziness gone.
your stomach will be sweet and your
owels regular. You will feel like
working. You'll be cheerful; full of
vigor and ambition. :
Your druggist or dealer sells you a
5O-cent bottle Of Dodson's Liver Tone
The review. [volume] (High Point, N.C.) 1908-19??, 1916-07-20
TRIED FIFTY REMEDIES
FOR SORES IN NOSTRILS

Mr.. Allen Gales Jennings, Washing
ton, D. c., writes: For some time
I have suffered with scabs and sores
in my nostrils. I have tried about
fifty different salves, lotions and pre-
scripttons, but to no avail until by
chance I tried a bottle Of Hancock
Sulphur Compound Ointment and
now take this means of thanking you
for putting up such an excellent
remedy. BY using it about twice g
month I am never troubled with any
thing of the kind and shall always
praise it as the best cure in the world
for sores, etc.
Hancock Sulphur Compound and
Ointment are sold by all dealers
Hancock Liquid Sulphur Co., Balti
more, Md. Write for Booklet.-Adv.
The review. [volume] (High Point, N.C.) 1908-19??, 1916-07-20

under my personal guarantee that it
will clean your sluggish liver better
than nasty calomel: it won't make you
sick and you can eat anything you
want without being salivated. Your
druggist guarantees that each spoonful
will start your liver, clean your bowels
and straighten you up by morning or
you can have your money back. Chill
dren gladly take Dodson's Liver Tone
because it is pleasant tasting and
doesn't grippe or cramp or make them
sick.
lam selling millions Of bottles of Dod-
sons Liver Tone to people who have
found that this pleasant, vegetable, liv-
er medicine takes the place of danger
GUS calomel. Buy one bottle on my
sound, reliable guarantee. Ask your
druggist or storekeeper about me. Adv.
The review. [volume] (High Point, N.C.) 1908-19??, 1916-07-20

foe of the cotton grower, and the al
falfa weevil are among the beetles it
habitually eats. twenty-five per cent
of the diet of this bird is beetles, half
of which are predaceous ground bee
ties, accounted useful insects, and one
fifth are destructive weeviIs. Cater
pillars form II per cent of the food
and are eaten in every month in the
year. Among these are many cut
worms and the well-known army
worm. Grasshoppers are favorite food
and are eaten in every month and al
most every day. The vegetable food
GA per cent of the whole) consists
OF grain and weed seeds.
The review. [volume] (High Point, N.C.) 1908-19??, 1916-07-20
MeadoWIark
Sturnella magma and SturnelIa neg.
Iecta

SturneIIa magma and SturneIIa neg.
Iecta
Length, about ten and three-fourths
inches.
Range: Breed generally in the
United States, southern Canada, and
Mexico to Costa Rica; winter from
the Ohio and Potomac valleys and
British Columbia southwark.
Habits and economic status: Our
two meadowlarks, though differing
much in song, resemble each other
closely In plumage and habits. Grassy
plains and uplands covered with a
thick growth of grass or weeds, with
nearby water, furnish the conditions
best suited to the meadowlark's taste.
The song Of the western bird is loud,
clear, and melodious. That of it's east
ern relative is feebler and loses much
by comparison. In many localities
the meadowlark is classed and shot
as a game bird. From the farmers
standpoint this mistake, since it's
value as an insect eater is far greater
than as an object of pursuit by the
sportsman. Both the boil weevil, the
The review. [volume] (High Point, N.C.) 1908-19??, 1916-07-20
BObOIink
DoIichonyx oryzivorus

Length, about seven inches.
Range: Breeds from Ohio north.
east to Nova Scotia, north to Mani.
toba, and northwest to British Colum.
bia; winters in South America.
Habits and economic status: When
American writer's awoke to the beauty
and attractiveness of our native birds,
among the first to be enshrined in
song and story was the bobolink. Few
species show such striking contrasts
in the color of the sexes. and few have
songs more unique and whimsical.
In its northern home the bird is loved
for it's beauty and it's rich melody; in
the South it earns deserved hatred by
it's destructiveness. Bobolinks reach
the southeastern coast of the United
States the last half of April just as
The review. [volume] (High Point, N.C.) 1908-19??, 1916-07-20
Anatomy From Experience.

The former big league baseball man
ger, who had been canned because
he team finished last as usual, was
aking a civil service examination in
rider to secure a political Job. He
'as amazed at the list of fool ques-
ions on the examination paper. He
idn't know the distance from the
arth to the moon, so he passed that
ne up. And he could not describe a
yzygy, SO he called that test a loser.
SUIT the third question interested him.
said:
"Name the largest bone in the hu-
ian frame"
And with a grin of confidence the
ormer manager wrote this answer:
"The head."-Cincinnati Enquirer.
The review. [volume] (High Point, N.C.) 1908-19??, 1916-07-20
OF Course NoNl

A somewhat befuddled individual
who evidently had been lunching q
trif1e too freely, climbed on board tho
car with difficulty.
whats the matter?" he asked,
mildly, - he observed the conductors
Impotence.
"Ain't this car the one wantT'
"How do I know whether it is or
not?" growled the conductor.
"Oh, you must have known IT, or
you wouldn't have stopped to let me
catch it," said the befuddled one.
The review. [volume] (High Point, N.C.) 1908-19??, 1916-07-20
Inference.

Mr.. Flatbush-Where in the world
did you get this bread?
Mrs. Flatbush-I made it, of course.
Why?
"Oh, don't know. read today that
ants have been found in Dalmatia that
actually make bread by chewing seeds
into pulp, forming it in loaves, baking
them in the sun, and then storing them
away for future use"
The review. [volume] (High Point, N.C.) 1908-19??, 1916-07-20
BuII0ck's Oriote
lcetrus buIlocki

Length, about eight inches. Our only
oriole with top of head and throat
black and cheeks orange.
Range: Breeds from South Dakota,
Nebraska, and Kansas to the Pacific
ocean and from southern Canada to
northern Mexico; winters in Mexico.
Habits and economic status: In
the West this bird takes the place &C.
cupied in the East by the Baltimore
oriole. In food, nesting habits, and
The review. [volume] (High Point, N.C.) 1908-19??, 1916-07-20
Different STRAIN OF BOYS
Little Story Shows Why 1t Is That
Some Succeed in Life While 9th.
ers Don't "Make Good"

Two boys left home with just money
enough to take them through college.
They both did we'll at college, took
their diplomas in due time, and got
from members of the faculty letters
to large shipbuilding firm with which
they desired employment. When the
first boy was given an audience with
the head Of the firm, he presented his
letters.
''What can you do?" asked the presi-
dent.
81 should like some sort of a clerk
ship"
"Well, sir, will take your name and
address, and if we have anything of
the kind will write to you"
The other boy then presented him
self and his papers.
"What can you do?' the president
asked him.
Anything that green hand can do,
SIR" was the reply.
The president touched a bell that
called a foreman, and the college grad
uate went to sorting scrap iron. A
week passed, and the president, meet
ing the superintendent, asked, GLOW
is the new man getting On?"
"Oh," said the superintendent, "he
did his work so well that put him
over the gang"
In two years that young man was
the head of a department, and on the
way to a salary larger probably than
his friend will ever earn.-Youth's
companion.
The review. [volume] (High Point, N.C.) 1908-19??, 1916-07-20

unlike either woodpeckers or creep.
ers, it climbs downward as easily ae
upward and seems to set the laws OF
gravity at defiance. The name was
suggested by the habit of wedging
nuts, especially beechnuts, in the crew
ices of bark SO as to break them open
by blows from the sharp, strong bill.
The nuthatch gets it's living from the
trunks and branches of trees, over
which it creeps from daylight to dark.
Insects and spiders constitute a little
more than SO per cent of it's food.
The largest items of these are beetles,
moths, and caterpillars, with ants and
wasps. The animal food is all in the
birds favor except a few ladybird
beetles. More than half of the vege-
table food consists of mast, i. e.,
acorns and other nuts or large seeds.
One-tenth of the food is grain, most
~ waste corn. The nuthatch does
no injury, SO far as known, and much
good.
The review. [volume] (High Point, N.C.) 1908-19??, 1916-07-20
HAVE YOU A STUBBORN COUGH
If So, Read Thi,

my wife had a terrible cough and was
splitting up rable-seemed to be
bordering on tuberculosis" writes Mr.. w
T. Daniels, Hohenwald, Tenn. 81 saw
your advertisement and decided at once
to try Lung-Vita. I ordered bottle and
first dose and is entirely WELL"
Many letters on file telling what Lung
Vita has done in cases of consumption,
asthma, whooping cough, colds, Group and
grippe. If you cannot, obtain Lung-Vita
Booklet upon request. Nashville Medicine
Co., Room 6, Steger Bldg, Nashville,
Tenn. Adv.
The review. [volume] (High Point, N.C.) 1908-19??, 1916-07-20
The First Steam Enujnes.

The first known use of steam to
drive kind of steam engine was de-
scribed by Hero of Alexandria, prob
ably in the first or second century B..
C. But the first real steam engines
were those used at the end of the sew
enteenth and in the early eighteenth
centuries for pumping. water out Of
mines Newcomers engine was used
in English mines about I'LL.
The review. [volume] (High Point, N.C.) 1908-19??, 1916-07-20
"Thirty-Nine; Going on Fifty"

"ThirtyNine; Going on Fifty"
"How old are you?"
Charles Pettijohn, a lawyer, was
questioning woman client, seemingly
fifty Or more.
'Thirty-nine."
Speak right up" urged Pettijohn
as the woman answered in low tone.
You need not be ashamed Of the
questions"
"Thirty-nine," reiterated the woman,
in the same tone.
What did you say?'
"Thirty-nine, going on ifty."-In-
dianapolis Star.
The review. [volume] (High Point, N.C.) 1908-19??, 1916-07-20
Sound Reasoning.

The Credit Man-One glance at that
woman's face told me that her credit
is good.
The Bill Clerk-Honest counte-
nance?
The Credit Man-Not so very, but
when q woman with a face like that
has a young, handsome husband the
conclusion is inevitable.
The review. [volume] (High Point, N.C.) 1908-19??, 1916-07-20

MORTALITY something fghtful hardly realize thai
all
reach
than onsh before they Ave. and onea before
they ffeeni
do hesitate that timely Of GastOa would
nfante deaths oceasoned BY the of
less opium morphine They in considerable quantities
congions death exactly the but
the blood to circulate properly, opens the If
of the and allays ~
always signature ofN<1<2TZG%
The review. [volume] (High Point, N.C.) 1908-19??, 1916-07-20

Give your horses good care and you
will be doubly repaid by the better
work they will do. For sores, gals
and other external troubles apply
Hanford's Balsam of Myrrh. Ranch
men. lumbermen and Hverymen recon-
mend it, Adv.
The review. [volume] (High Point, N.C.) 1908-19??, 1916-07-20

song the birds are similar Both are
migratory and remain on their sum-
mer range only some five or six
months. They take kindly to orchards,
gardens, and the vicinity of farm build
ings and often live in villages and
city parks. Their diet is largely made
up of insects that infest orchards and
gardens. When fruit trees are in
bloom they are constantly busy among
the blossoms and save many Of them
from destruction. In the food of Bull
locks oriole beetles amount to 35 per
cent and nearly all are harmful. Many
of these are weevils, some of which
live upon acorns and other nuts. Ants
and wasps amount to Is per cent of
the diet. The black olive scale was
found in 45 of the 1872 stomachs ex-
amined. Caterpillars, with a few
moths and pupae, are the largest item
of food and amount to over Al per
cent Among these were codling-moth
larvae. The vegetable food is prac-
tically all fruit 90 per cent? and in
cherry season consists largely of that
fruit. Eating small fruits is the birds
worst trait, but it will do harm in this
way only when very numerous.
The review. [volume] (High Point, N.C.) 1908-19??, 1916-07-20
Fittinu and Proper.

"Now, what do you think Of mar
who would kiss and tell?"
oh, there's no harm in telling,
said the fair debutante, eff he limits
himself to telling the kisser how much
pleasure it gave him" -Birminghal
Age-Herald.
The review. [volume] (High Point, N.C.) 1908-19??, 1916-07-20
NEVER HAD A CHILL
flor Taking ELIXIR RABEK

1ak1nB N111zN11S J, - :,
"My little daughter, 10 years old, suffered
nearly a year with chils and fever, most of the
time under the doctors care. I was discour'
aged and a friend advised me to try Elixir
Rabek. gave it to her and she has never had
a chill since. It completely cured her" Mrs
CYRUS Helms, BOP ST., N. E., Washington, ID. q.
Elixir Babek 80 cents, all druggists or by
Parcels Post prepaid from Kloczewski d Co..
Washington, .. G.
The review. [volume] (High Point, N.C.) 1908-19??, 1916-07-20
0rioinaI Elsewhere.

Sapleigh- off a WEAKLY
clevah thing lawst evening.
Miss Cutting-Is it possible!
Sapleigh-Yaws. I wead it in pa
pah first, doncher know. K
The review. [volume] (High Point, N.C.) 1908-19??, 1916-07-20
Four Claim Title.

At least four sovereigns lay claim to
the title of king of Jerusalem" name
ly, the sultan of Turkey, the emperor
of Austria, the king of Spain and the
former king of Portugal.
The review. [volume] (High Point, N.C.) 1908-19??, 1916-07-20
White Breasted Nuthatch
Sitta carolinensis

Sitta caroIinensis
Length, six inches. White below,
above gray, with a black head.
Range: Resident In the United
States, southern Canada, and Mexico.
Habits and economic status: This
bird might readily be mistaken by a
careless observer for a small wood
pecker, but its note, an oft-repeated
yank, is very unwoodpeckerlike, and,
The review. [volume] (High Point, N.C.) 1908-19??, 1916-07-20
The Strong Withstand the Heat of
Sumner Better Than the Weak

OUA1C1 OCItC1 Haa HHe w dk
Old people who are feeble. and younger
people who are weak. will be strengthened
and enabled to go through the depress-
ing heat of summer by taking regularly
Groves Tasteless Chill Tonic. It purifies
and enriches the blood and builds up the
whole system. soc.
The review. [volume] (High Point, N.C.) 1908-19??, 1916-07-20

1t is said that laughter will cure
Indigestion; but the trouble is the
nan who has it doesn't feel like laugh
ng.
The review. [volume] (High Point, N.C.) 1908-19??, 1916-07-20
Timely Advice.

II feel that I am going all I
pieces"
Then pull yourself together"
The review. [volume] (High Point, N.C.) 1908-19??, 1916-07-20
C %
AmericafA
Birds ~

the crop, and in spite of constant
watchfulness and innumerable devices
Tor soaring the birds a loss of 10 per
cent of the rice is the usual result.
The review. [volume] (High Point, N.C.) 1908-19??, 1916-07-20
The Wav Of IL.

did you hear what a tip Jiggin
got on the races the other dayw
"No; what was it?''
His machine turned turtle on thu
oh -
The review. [volume] (High Point, N.C.) 1908-19??, 1916-07-20

How fortunate it is that the size OK
a mans body is no measure of the size
of his heart.
The review. [volume] (High Point, N.C.) 1908-19??, 1916-07-20
Kindly Explained.

He-Here Jones and I started IL
business together, and he has retired
while I am still in harness.
She-But then Jones isn't q mule.
The review. [volume] (High Point, N.C.) 1908-19??, 1916-07-20
Quite So.

THE steward of our club gives US
nothing to complain Of"
THAT must make things dull for the
members, eh, what ?''-Louisville Cou-
rier-JOurnal.