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The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1916-08-02
Deaths

Rab Collins, 1861 vinewood. q
nours prfmaturity: AdolPh Goehert
mon ia FrSncis RUSSO Kears 'oe chdRr ns%
Free hospital: one month. prematur-
ity; George r. Roach. 2ss First. a.
years. heat prostration; Anna Ket-
teritis Marian Elizabeth Milierson
81 Marlborough, IS years. tumor
Frank Knop. Belle Isle, 81 years. ac-
eidental drowning; Samuel Thorne
81 Brainsrd: 81 years, artsrrio sclsro-
hilt. seven months. cholera infan-
tum; Alfred G. Martin. Harper hos
p,tali "{esrs' inquest pendins Ray
months cholera infantum; Sam Mey.
ers. Receiving hospital. about 81
years heat prostration; Rernice Me-
ding, 1873 Hazlett, i've years. hemo-
ptIlia; Anna Kubitn 1875 Inglis, as
zagrsfos. Grace hospital. about 80
years. intestinal obstruction; Tony
Woytula, Receiving hospital. about
25 years; heat prostration;. steve
years. Alcoholism Peter wank.n
dish. 81. Auhin. about 30 years. ac-
cidentsl drowning; Josephine Sch
mansky. 22o orleans, about 90 years
heat Rs,o PrCstr alton John G,9otisn.
trstion; Harold Bell. Chiidren's Ere.
hospital. one year. tuberculosis OF
lungs; John Korasienski. ~ Lyle,
H Te%s. z 70 YEAR. sss, Soat
sss West Rrsnan Harper .GhP So. Mna
ss9pt I" uE, s.;Iss' beat .grostrat,onG;
cholera infsntum; Anna wieik. iios
81 Aubin. three years. larynseal
s Ml%ssE.. Em' 90 henderson ~
scl-rosis: Philip scecrtino. Timken-
Axle Co, about % years, heat pros
trstion Marion s.sbo. az Reid. -
hHG .SIs Nv :. we, y:.r' ,ygSS,d f'y.r
Tss. i 4~..,,foa:is Hs!r Years.
$50 Commonwealth. IS years. heat
prostration: Jonathan Hoffman. tsS
K KolSsn. 81, gesrs en,.r,,'' MAJ Mary
commissions; Jan Bsrtus iis -Rollin,
rshsn' Sal TrumSSii. ss s Years =; H "fs:
YEARS %s '2 ps" E W% uys. P .s s.r.
tor. ave days. icterus neonatorum:
Methias schumer. f7s .Benitesu. -
years. cerebral hemorrhsEe;. Edwin
Clark stipp; $50 Beechwood; tire.
Walter wierzbowski, s2& Hancock
r.. i've years, scarlet fever: Mary
Wieszkowski. 1913 Chene. about -
years senility; Leokadia Pasfkow-
ski, 1918 Chene. about rs ears. sen
ility Leokadia PasskewicS lila St
Aubin. 80 years. peritonitis. william
Grim. 100 Eleventh, Sc years. heat
prostrstion; Andreas stlrzinser
Grace hospital, ~ years acute ure-
mia: Jacob Krines. 81 Dane. "a
years cancer OF stomach: John W
Bailey. west side Sanltarium. go
years tuberculosis OF lunFs Beinice
Markham. Harper hospital, three
years tubercular meningitis: Andrew
Maulkhurts. Receiving hospital. q
years, dcmentia; VIII Fall, Receiving
hospital. Is years. perltonitis: George
Mcbride. aAfx Woodward, ~ years
cArbolic scid poisoning; Peter Cam
pa. t6i Fort T.. 10 days. cholera tn
fantum: Leonardo rlretto. 2b4 r. La
fayette, one month. acute enteritis
Katherine KAhner Receiving hospl-
tai, 90 years. septieemis: Adam Eek
owski. Receiving hospital. 30 years
heat prostretIon; Sidney nelcher
Harper hospital. 81 years tubercular
meningitis: Henry r. Jackson. Har-
per hospital, 80 years. acid intoxica-
ton; Crissle yelling, Tos Fort W
30 years mitrsl reEurgitation.
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1916-08-02
POSTAL EMPLOYE
is CHARGED WITH
WIFE BEATING

ZafYerinus Copes. an employe OF
the Detroit post office. living in
Highland Park, was arrested Tues
day afternoon on a charge OF assault
and battery, preferred by his wife.
Victoria. Mrs. Copes. who Ia but IL
years old, claims that her husband
beat her until she was unconscious
and that she could not walk for sew
eral days.
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1916-08-02
ARRESTED AS
HIGHWAYMAN

Jefto Branko. No. 444 Mette-ave"
Highland Park. was arrested Wed
nesday morning. charged with high
way robbery. He Is alleged to have
held IN Charles Blau with revolv-
or. in the woods near Hamtramck
and TO have robbed him OF s32 In
money and s33 worth OF personal
property. The trial was set for Aug
4 in Justice I.anagan's court. Branko
il being held on $500 bonds.
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1916-08-02
HIGHLAND PARK

completed, although the commission
has only seen three weeks work.
Edwin s. Bartlett. who knows
more about the charter than any
other man in the village. was
member OF the commission which
revised the present charter In June,
1914. Nearly all OF the changes made
in sections Tuesday evening were
suggested by Bartlett,
The commission took up chapter
i6. OF the charter. Each one OF the
original 33 sections Was adopted
with revisions and amendments.
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1916-08-02
CHARTER WORK
~ NEARLY DONE

The FIRST public meeting Tuesday
OF the Highland Park charter re-
vision commission. saw no citizens
Of the village at the meeting. How.
ever. n the amount OF work done
IA considered. the meeting was q
success. The revision 10 nearly
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1916-08-02
PIANO statesmen

Wanted by large Middle West manu-
facturer to work In conjunction
with special selling system. An
excellent opportunity to make
$4,000 per week and more. A good
permanent connection with oppor-
tunIty for Advancement EXper-
fenced and competent closers want
need apply. Territory; Ohio, Penn
sylvania. Michigan, Indiana and
Kentucky. All replies kept strict
ly confidential. Address BOX Z. 40,
Times.
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1916-08-02

LABORERs wANTED-By George A.
Company, Woodward and Terminal
Railroad. Highland Park. See fore
man on job.
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1916-08-02
HIGHLAND PARK

RESI- DF.NtE
Elmhurst, east OF Hamilton. we'll
built 7-room house. garage. 35-ft.
lot, steam heat: snap at $500;
$4,000 down. See Mr.. Johnson.
Guerin -Babcock Godfrey Co, Cadillac
1880 i14 Farwell Bldg.
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1916-08-02

WANTED-Lady ianitress 10 work
mornings and evenings. Apply a.
Peoples Window Cleaning Co. %
Oriswold
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[lE0pLE:'Ss
/ PPAGE:5

ONE CENT A WORD
line.
No transient Advertising inserted
for less than l5c with cash; IL
charged, lSc per insertion.
fications except Births, Cards Of
Thanks. Obituaries. Meeting Notices.
etc.
Births Deaths. Cards of Thanks
and Meeting Notices - Minimum
charge. 35c Tor 25 words or less.
Eacn additional word. Use.
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1916-08-02
$500 TO $1,000 DOWN

Highland Park paved street, strictly
modern, 8 rooms and bath. Price
only $500.
AUTO CITY REALTY CO. Hem 1850
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1916-08-02
TWO-FAMILY
RETHUNE AVE. EAST

Brick. slate roof. rooms and bath.
splendid location. a snap at $500,
$500 down. See Mr.. Johnson.
Guerin- IA bcock Godfrey Co. Cad.
1850, Ala Farwell Bldg.
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1916-08-02
RESIDENCE SNAP

HOLBROOk-A AVE.
WeIl-built Groom house. 40-ft. lot.
double garage; price $3.50: s2,50o
down. See Mr.. Johnson.
Guerin- Bahcock Godfrey Co. Cadillac
43SO. 4l4 Farwell Bldg
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1916-08-02
Modern Bungalow, 1888.

Aladdin Home containing six rooms
and bath Price includes all ma
terial cut-to-flt. No waste OF lum-
Der. Quickly erected. Complete
Information and catalogue showing
hundred other houses at 601
Ford bldg. Phone Main 3sG0.
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1916-08-02
RESIDENCE BARGAIN

rooms and bath. garage. North
western. near Dexter blvd, a most
desirable place for the price in this
section, price $500. $4,000 down.
See Mr. Johnson
Guerin- Ba bcock Godfrey Co. Cadillac
$3.50 a. Farwell Bldg.
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1916-08-02

TRY Bemb Floral Service"
Flowers for Everybody"
The l.. Bemb Floral Company.
Albert Pochelon.
Main 2002 1853 Bates-st.
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1916-08-02
TELEPHONE
OPERATORS
WANTED

Owing to tie constantly in
creasing number Of calls, we
require additional operators.
Pay while learning. Ad-
vancement rapid. No slack
season. Apply Miss Middle.
ton, Principal of Operators
School, Michigan State Tele-
phone Company, corner John
r and Madison.
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1916-08-02
DICKINSON'S GUIDE FOR
REAL. ESTATE BUYERS

Prices. terms streets and numbers
O; over zoo different properties per
month. A telephone cali Will put
= you on our mailing list. Cadillac
Estate Exchange. 23 Campau bldg.
Detroit. Mich
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1916-08-02

HELP wANTED-MALE
CRAFTSMAN, experienced on pleas
ure and commercial body design
ing. Steady employment and good
future for competent man. Large
automobile company In Ohio. Adj
dress Mr.. O, y. Busha, 1907 Par
meiee-ave, Cleveland. ohio.
EXPERIENCED automobile driver
wants Job as chauffeur or driver of
light delivery. Can do ordinary re-
pair work and adjusting OF car
Careful, sober, Industrious; good
references Walter Bartlett. 7is
Twelfth-st. Phone Grand 2ss-M.
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1916-08-02

PrintinE-the plain neat kind--thst
IL rtxht-Ttme. job Dept.-Mnin As2o.
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1916-08-02

SPROAT ST.
6Ox125 it., first block from
Woodward. Price is $25, 900.
This is q most excellent apart,
ment or hotel site. Present.
revenues 800 per month.
JUDSON Broadway CO.,
Main rs. 533 Majestic Bidg.
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1916-08-02

$50 TAKES CONTRACT
In four lots near Grand River-ave.
and Redford each lot IS by iS0
feet; good locetion; four abstracts;
price $500. or 800 a lot; $50 takes
equity. Owner. Box B. No. o..
Times
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1916-08-02
HELP wANTED-rnMALE

wANTED-Two good women TO do
housework for room rent; married
Case park. Call at once. 81 Led
yard.
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1916-08-02

Highland Park Bargains
Eason- ave-. 45 IT,. 3rd blk. ~. yOA
Florence-ave., 40 IT.. lat blk. 1856
Puritan-ave.. 50 IT,, End blk. 1850
Savannah (iat site). IS IT.. l.la4
AUTO CITY REALTY Co, Hem. iys0
The Abbeville press and banner. [volume] (Abbeville, S.C.) 1869-1924, 1916-10-25
ONE OF NATURES PICTURES.
A Green Heron and Something Else No
Artist Could Paint.

~
Artist Could Paint.
l saw a simple picture Of natures
painting once, which has returned to
my memory again and again, and If it
could be put on canvas or fastened
in a poem it would forever remain
masterpiece Of art. And yet 1t was
nothing but a green heron standing III
the swift shallow current Of brook
with the diamond bright wavelets
breaking around its slender legs and
q tuft Of water grass trembling beside
it. l was lying, idly enough. at full
length on the brooks bank, so that be-
yond the bird, as gazed, opened q
fairy-like landscape, over which gen.
tie breeze was blowing with an effect
wholly indescribable, shaking tall flags
and tossing the dragon flies about in
the sunshine. The whole effect was
cooling and tranquilizing, with subtle
hint in it Of land somewhere just
out of reach where one might dream
the lotos dream forever.
Now, a good artist might easily have
painted the little, scene so far as paint
ing usually goes, but it would have re-
quired such genius as is yet to be born
to imprison in the sketch the hint Of
what seemed to lie just beyond the
dreamy horizon. None but the most
masterful genius would have been able
to keep up to. the sweet, quiet key OF
the coloring. and yet be satisfied with
the tender, wavering outlines and the
soft, transparent shadows. The liquid
tones Of sound and color in the brook
came so harmoniously to my senses.
along with the motion Of swaying
hags and bubble headed waves. that
the graceful bird, seen through half
closed eyes, appeared to be half fan
ciful embodiment of the spirit Of calm
delight, knee deep in some tide Of
enchantment or romance. - Maurice
THOMPSON.
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TO MY SUCCESSOR.

Here is toast I want to drink
TO a fellow I'll never know
To the fellow who's going to take my
place
When it's time for me to 60.
I've wondered what kind of chap
he'll be,
And I've wished could take his hand
Just to whisper, "I wish you well, old
man."
In a way that he'd understand.
I'd like to give him a cheering word
That I've longed at times to hear,
I'd like to give him the warm hand
clasp,
When never a friend seems near.
I've learned my knowledge by sheer
hard work
And wish I could pass it on
To the fellow who'll come to take
my place, ...
Some day when I am gone.
The Abbeville press and banner. [volume] (Abbeville, S.C.) 1869-1924, 1916-10-25
B0NHEUR's MASTERPIECE.
Story of the Famous Freneh Artistic
Painting, 1.-THE Horse Fair"

Story of the Famous Freneh Artists
Painting, "The Horse Fair.'
In her story of Rosa Bonheur in
"Iales From the Old World and the
New" Sophie NJ. Collmann, the author,
writing of the artists masterpiece.
"The Horse Fair" says:
"Never. surely, had there been so
many sketches Of horses; they covered
the walls, the tables. the chairs. the
easels and even the floor, for the world
just then held nothing for Rosa but
horses. She painted away at them un-
til she could have done it with her
eyes shut. Every horse in the great
picture had been sketched countless
times. and still Rosa felt that she must
try just one more pose.
Gall things. however, must come to
an end. even sketches, and so in the
course Of time the Horse Fair was
finished. The world has pronounced 1t
Rosa Bonheur's masterpiece. for al
though she was to paint many splendid
pictures in the years still to come. none
would ever quite equal this.
".My Parthenon frieze,' she called
1t in jest. but that is just what 1t is
a frieze of horses; there is not much
landscape, and the men hardly count,
and they have usurped the entire can
vas. these ponderous Norman horses,
gray. brown and sorrel, ready to stam-
pede out of the picture and taxing all
the strength Of the blue bloused hos
tiers to hold them In. Rosa had wish
ed to portray vigorous life and motion,
and she knew that she had succeeded.
E"Many Of her pictures, went to for
eign lands. and she hoped that this
one might remain In France, but 1t.
too. went on Its travels, and as though
the restless horses could not endure
quiet. never stopped Until it had cross
ed the ocean. and after many adven-
lures was finally tethered in the Met
ropolitan museum, in, New York city.
far, far away from Rosa's studio. -:
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Always the Unknown,

Permit me to introduce myself. You
have been on intimate terms with me
for some time.
And yet you do not know me. You
have talked with me- on long walks
and In the still watches Of tho night
You have dattered me and cajoled me
and pleaded with me and condoned
me. And yet you do not know me.
The worst Of this Is that you will
never know me. You will always 60
on believing that you do. This 10 your
fate. %
am the unknowable! am tho one
you live with and Of whom you are
destined. 30 long as you live, to be In
absolute ignorance.
I am the one you think you arel-
Life
The Abbeville press and banner. [volume] (Abbeville, S.C.) 1869-1924, 1916-10-25

No great object was ever attain
ed by divided forces fighting along
separate lines. Their lines Of prog
ress must necessarily cross at times
and conflict with one another so that
neither reaches the desired goal. To
win there must be not only coopera-
ton but coordination. Every unit
must be so coordinated that there
shall be no waste nor duplication of
effort, so that every atom of energy
put forth will exert its amiximunn
power in the combined movement.
The Abbeville press and banner. [volume] (Abbeville, S.C.) 1869-1924, 1916-10-25
PRAYER FLAGS OF TIBET.
Every FIutter sehds . Plea TO Heaven,
the Natives Believe.

Every FIutter Sends. . Plea to. Heaven,
the Natives Believe.
Encircling the buildings Of Thasa,
Tibet. Is the sacred road, merely to
walk along which absolves the mortal
from all earthly sins, and many pill
grims PROSTATE themselves for its en-
tire length, thus securing everlasting
happiness In their future life.. - &.
The most interesting portion; Of the
sacred road Is where 1t runs through
some sharp limestone rocks, carved
deeply with figures OF Buddha painted
In many colors. ~ ~. -
From the rocks prayer flags are sus-
pended on lines running to an island
In the river. These prayers are uni,
versal In Tibet. and so long as they are
moving they are recording prayers for
the benefit Of those who put them up.
,SAl devotees. men and women. walk,
always turning q small hand prayer
wheel filed with minute prayers print
cd on thin paper, and larger prayer
wheels. filed In some cases with tons
Of paper prayers. are set revolving BY
the. devout or are sometimes worked
by water power. Smaller ones are
turned by the hot air rising from but
ter lamps. ! :. :. ~ -
Single prayers printed on thin cloth
are strung vertically on poles or
stretched across open spaces TO flutter
In the wind and thus send millions Of
prayers vibrating toward the omnipo-
tent for the benefit Of some ones soul.
They are most picturesque An old
lama l once questioned ON the sub
dect told me that II the person turn
Ing the wheel truly believed that BY
doing 30 he was accumulating merit
Il would certainly. count as 4 meri-
torious ction."-National Geographic
Magazine.
The Abbeville press and banner. [volume] (Abbeville, S.C.) 1869-1924, 1916-10-25
CARE WITH ELECTRICITY.
Extreme Caution Should 30 Used In
Handling All Fixtures.

Extreme Caution Should 30 Used In
-. - Handling All Fixtures.
ELECTRICIANS think nothing Of touchN
ing with their fingers ITO volt or 220
volt A. G. or D. C. switch to ascertain
whether 1t is, alive or not" says the
Electrical Experimenter. "On the 9TH
er hand It Is claimed in a number Of
authentic cases on record that ITO
volts, such as Is used for ordinary Tight
ing circuits, has suff1ced to produce IA
tai results to a human being. There
fore 1t behooves every one to take the
utmost care in handling electrical ap-
paratus: Of any nature, no matter
whether 1t Is a small toa' ter or an in
nocent looking electric Light switch Of
the push button variety. a.. ....i
"A good point to keep In mind would
be to exercise extreme caution In ma.
nipulating all lamp sockets or switches
during or directly after severe storm,
which may have blown down high volt
age wires go as to cause them to drop
across low tension wires supplying
house circuits. y
'Those having electric lights in their
homes should always exercise the
greatest care in manipulating any Of
the devices connected to such service
In the bathroom especially they should
never touch the socket or wall switch
while standing In the bathtub or with
wet feet on floor where there is any
water, as these accidents happen at the
most unexpected moment. They are
practically immune from danger II they
would just take the trouble to see that
they always stand on dry floor"
The Abbeville press and banner. [volume] (Abbeville, S.C.) 1869-1924, 1916-10-25
Table Etiaustts.

Don't rattle your knife and fork. Tho
napkin rings are moro musical.
Don't restson your arms on the table.
Stack your weapons In corner before
dinner. "
Never leave the table until the others
are through. II in hurry. take It
with you. ..%>.:r..> -.
Never eat pie with q knife It's
proper to eat cheese with pie, but
knives should be eaten alone.
Cigarette smoking Is permissible at
the table-if you are dining alone and
have a grudge against yoursef.-1n-
dienapohs Star. 49,, .i:..,. ..'.;
The Abbeville press and banner. [volume] (Abbeville, S.C.) 1869-1924, 1916-10-25
MY SYMPHONY.

To live content with small means;
to seek elegance rather than luxury;
and refinement rather than fashion ;
to be worthy, not respectable; and
wealthy, not rich; to study hard,
think quietly, talk gently, act frank
ly; to listen to stars and birds, to
babes and sages, with open heart; to
hear all cheerfully, do all bravely,
await occasions, hurry never. In a
word, to let the SPIRITUAL unhidden
and unconscious grow up through
the common. This is to be my, SYM
phony. William Henry Claiming.
The Abbeville press and banner. [volume] (Abbeville, S.C.) 1869-1924, 1916-10-25
An Ancient Aausduet.

The ancient Roman aqueduct at
Mines is generally considered the most
perfect Of Roman relics. It consists OF
three great tiers of arches, the lowest
having been used as a bridge and the
uppermost as an aqueduct. 1T rises
about 120 feet above the level Of the
river. The Pont, du Gard, as It Is
called, is believed to have been built
under the supervision OF Agrippa, the
Roman general. about fifty years. Be.
fore Christ. - - :; =:
The Abbeville press and banner. [volume] (Abbeville, S.C.) 1869-1924, 1916-10-25
Pilfnu IL On.

It probably is best never to give In
In the first place. Occy Wattles proud.
ly stated his record that in three years
Of married life he hal. never neglected
to mail q letter. Now Mrs. Wattles
says he can write them too.-Kansas
City Star. ......
The Abbeville press and banner. [volume] (Abbeville, S.C.) 1869-1924, 1916-10-25
Catarrh Cannot Be Cured

with LOCAL APPLICATIONS. as they
cannot reach tho scat of the disease. Ca
tarrh 10 O blood or constitutional disease,
and in order to cure 1t you mr1t take In
ternal remedies. Halls Catarfh Cure %
taken internally. and acts directly upon
the bleed and mucous surface: HAIRS
WaS prescribed by ono Of the best ply
sicians In this country for years and is
q regular prescription. 1t Is composed OF
the best tonics known. combined with the
best blood purifiers. acting directly on the
muceus surfaces. The perfect combina-
tisn Of the two Ingredients Is what pro-
duces such wonderful results In curing
catarrh. Send for testimonials. free.
rJ, CHENEY 4 CO., Props, Toledo. o.
ssiA by Druggists price 76c.
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Preparedness.

"What was the date Of Columbus
discovery Of America" an examiner
asked. ..
Fourteen ninety-two." the bright
boy replied instantly.
Fright" said the examiner. "And
why was that date important for you
to rememberT'
Because knew you would be sure
to ask It," the bright boy said.-New
York Times.
The Abbeville press and banner. [volume] (Abbeville, S.C.) 1869-1924, 1916-10-25
An Of6ca Cushion.

If those Of you who have husband
or brother or sister working in an Of
fee win 60 to ti4s trouble Of making
q fat cushion for the chair Of the
worker you will find that it saves the
trousers. or skirt from getting shiny
and also helps to retain the garment
in form.-Good Housekeeping.
The Abbeville press and banner. [volume] (Abbeville, S.C.) 1869-1924, 1916-10-25
No Celestial Explored

) mo Celestial ExPIoref. e.
s.Did you ever take any interest. in
astrologyT' ~: j.. s,.$z&. .:s'
'"No," replied the matter Of fact man.
Il can account for an the hard luck
and temperamental peculiarities care
to by conditions right here on this
earth. h.n-Washingto Star.
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Older Still,

-. - - I,.tOIder StIII.
:. 1T makes a chap feel rather old to
meet the grown son Of q former col.
lege mate" - .
; "That's 80, but If he tries to make
love to the grown daughter Of for
mer college chum she'll make him feel
older still"-Birmingham Age-Herald.
The Abbeville press and banner. [volume] (Abbeville, S.C.) 1869-1924, 1916-10-25
Al W. All Think.

"People are queer" r..
"Isn't that 50? Sometimes I think
you and I are the only really folks on
oarth."-Detroit Free Press.
The Abbeville press and banner. [volume] (Abbeville, S.C.) 1869-1924, 1916-10-25
Corrected.

Corrected.
I'VE have q large ladies' waiting
room In our new store"
"And none for the small ladiesr'-
Boston Transcript.
The Abbeville press and banner. [volume] (Abbeville, S.C.) 1869-1924, 1916-10-25
Tho Riahk Kind,

Modern steamers are floating ho.
tells"
"Do they employ the bell buoysT"-
Baltimore American.
The Abbeville press and banner. [volume] (Abbeville, S.C.) 1869-1924, 1916-10-25

The most effective way to kill your
lodseis to elect stay at home officers.
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Starred Tertslss.

The Indian starred tortoise has yel-
low starlike markings Ill over it, shell.