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Albuquerque morning journal., 1916-10-01
ALBUQUERQUE To
HAVE MORE REAL
GR|D|RON SPORT
University of New Mexico Has
Schedule That Deserves
Support of Local Football
Fans This Year.

The first really big football game
that Albuquerque viii have the OPP
portunity to witness this year viii be
that played between the University
Of New Mexico and the Colorado
School of Mines, October A. The
Colorado School of Mines is q strong
contender for the western states con-
ference championship, and to defeat
its aggregation will mean an accom-
plishment of note in the football
world, yet that is just what the boys
on the hin are planning to do.
They have many reasons for feel
ing confident. Not for years has
there been the squad at work every
day that now chases the pigskin ev-
cry afternoon. The university has
many of its last years team back on
the job, as well as several other prom
ising men who have already made
good in footballdom Two full teams
are on the scrimmage line every cv.
ening and the work they get would
be rather unhealthy for men of lesser
nerve and vitality The average
weight Of the team is above that of
last year and with the advantage of
longer practice the men on the hill
have reason to believe that they will
give the Colorado Miners a fight for
their money TO win this game will
mean a great deal for the university
and for New Mexico.
The boys On the hill are worthy of
all the support that can be given
them and the game will bo worth the
money.
Albuquerque morning journal., 1916-10-01
SUPE ERBAS LOSE
FIRST BUT TAKE
SECOND CONTEST
Fight for Pennant in National
League Becomes EXcitingi
Brooklyn Leads PhiIIieS by
Only One Point

Brooklyn, Sept 80 - Brooklyn
came back this afternoon by hitting
Alexander hard and won from Phia-
dolphla, to /, regaining first place
The morning game went to philadc-
phia, to 2. Alexander lost because
Brooklyn hit his offerings when hits
were needed The visitors were un-
able to hit Marquard effectively after
the first inning Alexander retired
from the game In the eighth Brook
lyn promptly made four hits and two
runs Off kantlehncr
Bancroft twisted his ankle so badly
In the first inning that had to quit
He will not play again this soason.
Both teams gave remarkable cW-
hihltlon OF circus fielding this after
noon with Brooklyn showing the
greater steadincss Scores
MBNNTNg GAME
Albuquerque morning journal., 1916-10-01
Darcy knocks out chip

sydney australia, Sept. 80 Cvia
London, 1880 p. mD-Lee Darcy the
Australian middleweight champion,
knocked out George Chip, the former
American middleweight champion, in
the ninth round of a twenty-round
match here today.
Albuquerque morning journal., 1916-10-01
B0ston O-s. Ncu YORK a..

New York, Sept 30.-Afttr Rub,
Benton had shut out Boston iu the
t'rst game of double-header. the
winning streak Of the home team was
broken IN the second game Though
the locals broke Old major league rec
oias oi twenty straight early in the
week. they just missed t,iug th,
worlds record for au established
i''Eues made 10y the CorsIeaua Texas
Albuquerque morning journal., 1916-10-01
ChIcago IA; CIcycIand 2.s.

Cleveland, sept. 30.-Chicago took
both games from Cleveland today.
The second game ended in the twelfth
inning, when Fclsch hit for four bases
with the sacks filled Felsch also
robbed Cleveland Of four runs with
sensational catches. Errors also were
responsible for six of the seven runs
scored by Chicago in the first game,
the other being scored on a triple
steal by E. Collins, Jackson and
Felsch. Score
Albuquerque morning journal., 1916-10-01
YANKS BLANKED
BY RED SOX IN
TO- INNING CAME
-eO0ard'S Left-handed Shoots
Are Working Perfectly and
Boston Wins; White Sox
Grab Two From Indians,

Boston, Sept With Leonard's $
left handed shoots working to perfec-
ton. Boston shut out New York in a
tcn-innng game, The lone run was
scored when Hooper lifted a fly ball
well into right field for a sacrifice
Score:
Albuquerque morning journal., 1916-10-01
nclroit IO: sd Innis I.

ST. Louis, sept. 3O-Dotroit ham
mored four St Louis pitchers today
for a total of fourteen hits and won.
Cobb starred with "a triple. a double
and two singles i'm five times up. He
also scored three runs Score.
DETROIT ST LOUIS
Albuquerque morning journal., 1916-10-01
AMERICAN ASSOCIATION

At Minneapolis 2 st. Paul. IA.
At Louisville, ,; Toledo, 9.
At Columbus, 8; indianapolis, 4.
At Milwaukee, A.; Kansas City. Il
Albuquerque morning journal., 1916-10-01

Pittsburgh, Sept. Cincinnati
won a doublc-hcader here today In
the first game errors figured largely
IN the run getting Score
FIRST GAME
Albuquerque morning journal., 1916-10-01

league team in 1903, when it won
twcnty-scvcn straight games.
A pair of home runs stopped New
York in the seventh inning Of the
second game score:
FIRST GAME
Albuquerque morning journal., 1916-10-01
PACIFIC COAST LEAGUE

At Los Angeles. 0: Salt Lake, 3.
Albuquerque morning journal., 1916-10-01
Totals tunls

NHH.u hN INNINGS
Fi Louis
tIf.HE.
The Spectator., 1916-03-07
DRINK HOT WATER
 BEFORE BREAKFAST
Says you really feel clean. sweet and fresh inside, and
 are seldom III.

If you are accustomed to wake up with a coated tongue, foul breath or a dull, dizzy headache; or, if your meals sour and turn into gas and acids, you have real surprise await ing you.
 Tomorrow morning, immediately up. on arising, drink a glass of hot water with teaspoonful of limestone phos- phate in it. This is intended to first neutralize and then wash out of your stomach, liver. kidneys and thirty feet of intestines all the indigestible waste. poisons, sour bile and toxins, thus cleansing, sweetening and purifying the entire alimentary canal.
 Those subject to sick headaches backache. bilious attacks, constipation or any form of stomach trouble, are urged to get a quarter pound of lime- stone phosphate from your druggist or at the store and begin enjoying this morning inside-bath. It is said that men and women who try this become enthusiastic and keep it up daily. It is splendid health measure for it is more important to keep clean and pure on the inside than on the outside, be- cause the skin pores do not absorb i'm purities into the blood, causing dis ease, while the bowel pores do.
 The principle of bathing inside is not new, as millions of people practice it. Just as hot water and soap cleanse. purify and freshen the skin, so hot water and teaspoonful of limestone phosphate act on the stomach, liver, kidneys and bowels. Limestone phos- phate Is an inexpensive white powder and almost tasteless.-Adv.
The Spectator., 1916-03-07
Died on Tour.

The tragic death some time ago of Mir, Lewis Waller at Nottingham will remind those who are interested in the history of the stage of the numer- ous similar deaths which the modern touring system has led to. Charles Mathews died in a Manchester hotel: Sir Henry Irving passed away in a hotel in Bradford, and Charles Dillon had an equally sudden ending in the little border town of Hawick, it being said of him that he died as gracefully as if he had been acting on the stage G. V. Brooke was drowned at sea- The vessel in which, with his sister he started for Australia in 1866 found cred. and Brookes conduct throughout the shipwreck was described by the few survivors as manly and even heroic.
The Spectator., 1916-03-07
IF HAIR IS TURNING
 GRAY, USE SAGE TEA
Don't Look Old! Try Grandmother's Recipe to Oarkcn and Beautify
 Gray, Faded, Lifeess Hair.

Grandmother kept her hair beauti. fully darkened. glossy and abundant with brew of Sage Tea and Sulphur Whenever her hair fell out or took on that dull, faded or streaked appear ance, this simple mixture was applied with wonderful effect By asking at any drug store for "Wyeths Sage and Sulphur Hair Remedy" you will get a large bottle of this old-time recipe, ready to use, for about 50 cents. This simple mixture can be depended upon to restore natural color and beauty to the hair and is splendid for dan druff, dry, itchy scalp and falling hair A well-known druggist says every body uses Wyeth's Sage and Sulphur, because it darkens so naturally and evenly that nobody can tell it has been applied--its so easy to use, too. You simply dampen a comb or soft brush and draw it through your hair, taking one strand at time. By morning the gray hair disappears; after an. other application or two, it is re. stored to it's natural color and looks glossy, soft and abundant.-Adv.
The Spectator., 1916-03-07
PUTTING AWAY THE EVIDENCE
CoIored Man Ready With Ingenious Excuse When Caught Making
 Meal of the Ham.

The other day a colored porter in certain West side store was dis patched upon an errand which he was not in sympathy with, that of toting a well-boiled ham down the street. The butcher noticed, upon giving the col ored man the ham, that the paper was torn.
 Sam" he said to the porter, "be careful of that ham, as the paper is torn and you might drop it in the street."
 "Aw right, boss" answered Sam, "I'll be purtickurly cah ful not to drop it."
 Not a long while after the butcher found Sam in the basement of the store, chewing away on small piece of ham.
 What are you doing there. Sam?" asked the butcher.
 Well, boss answered Sam T dropped the ham and An didn't want you to know it. sos An jest figured And bettah eat 1t and destroy the evidence. e."-Chicego News.
The Spectator., 1916-03-07
LEAD WORLD IN INVENTION
Americans Are Easily Supreme ir That Department of the Worlds
 Progress.

During the past 50 years the people of the United States have uttered two thirds of all the revolutionary epoch making inventions of the world, rang ing from the telephone and the incan- descent lamp to Wright's aeroplane and high-speed steel. Each day tho United States patent office issues an average of 200 letters patent to Ameri- can inventors, and the number of in- ventions is increasing with the years.
 During the fiscal year ended June 30, 1915, there were filed 66,497 appli- cations for patents for inventions, 2.679 applications for design patents, 173 applications for reissues, S,376 ap- plications for registration of trade marks, 947 applications for labels and 444 applications for prints, the total number of such applications being 79,- 116. In addition, 1888 appeals and 26 disclaimers tere fled
 During the year there were granted 44,402 patents (including 1,4S9 designs and 179 reissues). 6,9l9 registrations for trademarks, 762 registrations for labels and 321 registrations for prints The number of patents which expired during the year was 20,992.
The Spectator., 1916-03-07
ENDS DYSPEPSIA,
 INDIGESTION, GAS
"Pape's Diapepsin' cures sick, sour stomachs in five minutes
 Time Ii!

Really does" put bad stomachs in really does" overcome indiges- tion. dyspepsia, gas, heartburn and sourness in five minutes-that-ju that-makes Pape's Diapepsin the lar gest selling stomach regulator in the world If what you eat ferments into stubborn Jumps, you belcb gas and eructate sour. undigested food and acid; head is dizzy and aches; breath foul tongue coated; your insides filled with bile and indigestible waste. re- member the moment Tapes Diapep- sin" comes in contact with the stomach all such distress vanishes. It's truly astonishing marvellous, and the joy is it's harmlessness.
 A large fifty-cent case of Papes Dia- pepsin will give you a hundred dollars worth of satisfaction.
 It's worth it's weight in gold to men and women who cant get their stom- achs regulated. It belongs in your home-should always be kept handy in case of sick. sour, upset stomach during the day or at night. It's the quickest. surest and most harmless ctomach doctor in the world.-Adv.
The Spectator., 1916-03-07
HAD RECORD OF GOOD DEEDS
Late Proprietor of London Daily Te.e- graph Will Long Be Kindly
 Remembered.

The proprietor of the London Daily Telegraph, who passed away short time ago at his country house at Bea- consfeld,. Buckinghamshire, was man whose life of eighty-two years was one in which & kindly philanthropy was never lost sight of in business. This was Edward Levy Lawson, Baron Burnham, born of Jewish parents, De- cember 2S, 1883, and educated at Uni versity college, London. To him has been given the credit of discovering, at least in Britain, the utility of a newspaper as medium for the distri- button of charity. It was in 1864. 52 years ago, that this practical philan- thropy began, when he organized a collection through the Daily Telegraph for the relief of the cotton spinners of Lancashire, rendered destitute by the Civil war in the United States, which had cut off the export of cotton. It was in the office of the Daily Tele- graph that the expedition of Henry NJ. Stanley into central Africa was first planned, to be followed by the open ing of the Dark Continent to civiliza- tion. Mir. Lawson was raised to the peerage in 1903. He had been created a baronet in 1892. He bore the prouder title of the Grand Old Man of British Journalism"
The Spectator., 1916-03-07
With Musical Honors.

Quite recently a new recruit. who is rather a humorist. was on guard at Fulwood barracks, Preston, says the London Mail. During the time he was on duty the colonel came on the scene, and the sentry gave the challenge. Halt! Who comes there?" Receiv- ing the reply, and recognizing who it was, he gave the order, Guard, turn out."
 Now, he was droll sort of speak CT, and the colonel was dissatisfied with the way the recruit gave the or der, so he explained that he should give the order more sharply; in fact, he said. Let your voice ring out and be kind of musical in tone." To put him to the test he sent the guard back, and coming up again he received the challenge, and the recruit receiv- ing in reply, Colonel" he sang out Hi tiddley hi ti, guard turn out!"
The Spectator., 1916-03-07
'CASCARETS' ACT
 0N LIVER; BOWELS
No sick headache, biIiousness bad taste or constipation
 by morning.
Get a 10-cent box.

1 Are you keeping your bowels, liver,
 and stomach clean, pure and fresh with Cascarets, or merely forcing a lpassageway every few days with Salts, Cathartic Pills, Castor Oil or
 Purgative Waters?
 1 Stop having bowel wash-day. Let
 Cascarets thoroughly cleanse and reg Iulate the stomach, remove the sour
 and fermenting food and foul gases, take the excess bile from the liver
 and carry out of the system all the
 constipated waste matter and poisons in the bowels.
 l A Cascaret tonight will make you feel great by morning. They work fwhile you sleep-never gripe, sicken or cause any inconvenience, and cost
 only 10 cents a box from your store. Millions of men and women take a iCascaret now and then and never have Headache, Biliousness, Coated Tongue, Indigestion, Sour Stomach or lConstipation. Adv.
The Spectator., 1916-03-07
In Place of Cotton Wool.

It is only recently that attention has been drawn in this country to the re- markedly absorbent and cleansing qualities of sphagnum moss when used as a dressing for wounds in place of the familiar cotton wool. The great strain that has been put on the surgi- cal dressings generally employed has compelled surgeons to look about for a substitute. with the result that sphag- nun moss is being more and more called upon for the purpose. The new works are to be opened in the Scot tish capital. where tho moss will be treated and made ready for use. The moss is not being prepared as a com. mercial undertaking but merely to af. ford assistance In good cause.
The Spectator., 1916-03-07
THE FIRST TASTE Learned to Drink Coffee When a Boy

If parents realized the fact that cof. is especially harmful to children. they would doubtless hesitate before giving them coffee to drink.
 When I was a child in my mothers arms and first began to nibble things at the table. mother used to give me sips of coffee. And so contracted the coffee habit early.
 T continued to use coffee until was 27, and when I got into office work l began to have nervous spells. Espe- cially after breakfast I was so nerv- ous l could scarcely attend to my cor respondence.
 At night, after having had coffee for supper. could hardly sleep, and on rising in the morning would feel weak and nervous.
 "A friend persuaded me to try Pos tum.
 T can now get good sleep. am free from nervousness and headaches. recommend Pos;lm to all coffee drink ers."
 Name given by Postum Co.,. Battle Creek, Mich.
 Postum comes in two forms:
 Postum Cereai-the original form must be we'll boiled. 15c and 25c pack ages.
 Instant Postum-a soluble powder dissolves quickly in a cup of hot wa ter. and. with cream and sugar. makes delicious beverage instantly. BOG and BOG tins.
 Both forms are equally delicious and cost about the same per cup.
 "There'aa Reason" for Postum. --sold by 0rocers
The Spectator., 1916-03-07
YOUR GRAY, FADED OR GRAy-STReAkEO HAIR EVENLY DARKEMED a
 WITHOUT DYES

Do this: Apply like a shampoo Q-Ban Hair Color Restorer to your hair and scalp. and dry hair in sunlight. A few applications like this turn all your gray, faded, dry or gray-streaked hair to an even, beautiful dark shade. Q-Ban also makes scalp and entire head of hair healthy, so all your hair (whether gray or noD is left soft, fluffy, lustrous. wavy, thick. evenly darh. charming and fascinating, with out even a trace of gray hair showing. Insist on having Q-Ban, as 1t is harm less-no dye-but guaranteed to dark en gray hair or money returned. Big bottle soc at druggists or sent pre- paid. Address Q-Ban, Front St., Mem. phis, Tenn.--Advertisemen
The Spectator., 1916-03-07
POTASH FERTILIZER FROM BLASTING.

One of the surprising things of the last Few years has been the way in which farm CTS have taken to the of explosives IBlasting for the tilage of the soil and for the prevention of erosion has been done to an enormous extent, according to local newspapers in different sections of the coun- try.
 In the western states alone more than ten millions of pounds of farm powder were used in soil work last year. For the whole pf tho United States the figures stand much higher than ten times this amount
 \ The breaking of hardpan Is one of the big Eeasons for blasting soil, but in almost any Boil. blasting brings about conditions of iteration, of drainage and moisture storage, necessary to set free the locked-up potash Tn soils. The whole subject of the securing pf potash and other plant foods by intensive Village is covered in a book called Better Farming" published by the Atlas Powder Company, Wilmington. Del This book is the highest authority and the most com 2lete statement of the subject in print. Write for 1t. You can get a copy free by 1ust giving the acreage of your farm on postcard or in a letter accompanying your name and address. Adv.
The Spectator., 1916-03-07
Wrong Way Around.

Things are not always what they seem-nor so old, either.
 'Is this genuine antique?" asked the customer suspiciously.
 Certainly" replied the dealer, in an offended voice. Tt is more than six hundred years old.'
 That's remarkable" commented the customer, dryly. Tt is dated 1912"
 But the antique dealer was not to be caught mapping.
 Let me see," he said. Why, so 1t is! That's the fault of my assistant. He's put the figures on wrongly. It ought to be 12l9.' - Pittsburgh Chronicle-Telegraph
The Spectator., 1916-03-07
Bullet-Riddled Planes Still Fly.

All the hew war aeroplanes can ab- sorb shot and shell with the immunity of a professional sword swallower. In the Cour d'Honneur of the Invalides at Paris, they show biplane which bears more than four hundred wounds from rifle bullets. shrapnel. mitrail ieuse. balls and splinters of shell, re ceived in i've months of service.- Merle Crowell in the American Maga zinc.
The Spectator., 1916-03-07
Magic Washing Stick

This is something new to housewives something they have wanted all their lives: but never could get before. It makes 1t pos sible to do the heaviest, hardest washing in less than oue-half the time it took by old methods, and 1t eliminates all rubbing and mus. cular effort. No washing machine is needed. Nothing but this simple little preparation, which is absolutely harmless to the finest iabrles- white, colored woolen. It makes the hardest task of the week a pleasant pastime- 2 delightful occupation. You win be de- lighted at the clean, spotless, snow-whfte clothes that come out of the rinsing water; and all without any effort on your part. The Magic Washing Stick does H aIf-and remem Der, without injury to the most delicate goods, colored or white, woolens, blankets, lace cur. taius, etc. Contains no acids, no alkalies, no poisonous ingredients to make its use dan. gerous. E w1shngs 2s cents
 Sold by all Druggists and Grocers every. where. If yours doesn't handle 1t, show him this ad--hell get 1t for you. Or send 25c in stamps to B. RICHARDS CO.,. Sherman Texas
 Arkansas Distributors
 HuMETI ,lAAREll GRO CO.,. Little Rock hkansas--Adv
The Spectator., 1916-03-07
Whenever You Need a General Tonic
 Take Groves

chill Tonic is equally valuable as Gen. eral Tonic because it contains the we'll known tonic properties of QUININE and IRON. It acts on the Liver. Drives out Malaria, Enriches the Blood and Builds up the Whole System. 50 cents
The Spectator., 1916-03-07
ON FIRST SYMPTOMS

use "Renovine" and be cured. Do not wait until the heart organ is beyond repair. "Renovine" is the heart and nerve tonic. Price soc and $100.-Adv.
The Spectator., 1916-03-07
Other Things Needed.

Visitor-Well, Robert, how do you like your new little sister?
 Robert-Oh, she's all right, l guess; but there are lots of things we needed worse.-Judge.
The Spectator., 1916-03-07
Near PropoSal.

q had near leap-year scare yes. terday" What was it"f
 "A lady came into my office and said she wanted to propose to me -"
 "No:"
 "A scheme to get up war fund benefit"
The Spectator., 1916-03-07
Nothinq Mean About Dad.

Was her father generous with his wedding gift?'
 T should say he was. Why, he gave them three dozen fresh eggs to start housekeeping with"
The Spectator., 1916-03-07
Appropriate Style.

"There is one article of apparel which professional athletes ought to wear, but don't"
 What's that?"
 Jumpers"
The Spectator., 1916-03-07

But woman seldom sees the cloven hoof of a man until after she gets . Whiff of his cloven breath.
The Spectator., 1916-03-07
Not What He Meant.

Diner Gin swell cafe)-I suppose lot of silver?
 Waiter-Yes, sir; we cant get all their loose change.
The Spectator., 1916-03-07

1 Motorcycles that weigh less than a hundred pounds have been invented in England for women.
The Spectator., 1916-03-07

After putting on the boxing gloves a man realizes why 1t is far more blessed to give than to receive.
The Spectator., 1916-03-07

When a man smokes cigarettes and wears passionate socks-but why say 1t; no man ever does.
The Spectator., 1916-03-07

When man helps his wife with the housework it takes her about twice as long to finish.
The Spectator., 1916-03-07

Nearly all the European monarchs are shorter in size than their wives.
The Spectator., 1916-03-07
Maybe So.

1'ommy-Say, pa, when a mans woolgathering. don't that mean that he's lazy?
 Pa-No. He may be gathering wool oil the lambs in Wall street.
The Spectator., 1916-03-07
Wise Constituent.

A congressman received almost for garden seed, with emphasis on peas. The demand for peas got so heavy that the congressman was moved to write this letter:
 T am sending you half dozen moro packages of peas as requested. Say. what are you trying to do down there. plant the whole state in peas?"
 The reply came a few days later. It read
 No, I'm not planting them, but they make bully soup. Send along some more. re."-Kansas City Star.
The Spectator., 1916-03-07

Forty per cent of the people in the United States attend church.
The Spectator., 1916-03-07

Harrisburg. Pa. has an official chi. ropodist for it's police force.