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The Detroit times., 1916-09-05

johnny Chuck had awakened. and
for the moment he forgot everything
else as he watched Sooty race
through the air Against the sky
Peter could see Sooty very clearly
Peter watched until Sooty was
right over Farmer Browns house.
Then an astonishing thing happened,
II seemed 10 Peter as II something
happened 10 Sooty right in midair.
One instant he was racing through
the air as only Sooty can, and the
next instan, he seemed 10 be drop
ping straight down. nuttering queer.
~ as II something had happened TO
his wings aud ne could no longer
fy Down. down. down he dropped
and disappeared He had fallen into
the great chimney on the TOP OF
Farmer Browns house There
WASH any doubt about a. Peter
had seen ~ happen with hts own
eyes /; gave Peter queer feeling.
For long time he waited 10 see
II Sooty would come out again. out
DE- ddHF and AT las, Peter Vas
forced 20 believe that something had
happened and thar never again
would ne see So0fy me Swift OF
hear Sooty's Joyous voice. The
thought made Peter feel bad Some
how be wanted TO get away from
hero 50 with last look be turned
and hoped away through the Old
The Detroit times., 1916-09-05

Many useful articles that
will be of interest in a visit
to the sale. Many of them
were procured especially for
this sale and are sharply I'M
derpriced for September.
oor--Nsin Building
The Detroit times., 1916-09-05

You may not like this yarn EN-.
broidery. but YOU might as well ge'
used 20 IT. You will probably And
il splashed all over your new fall
suit.
saw several OF yarn cmbrolG
cred frocks Al recent fashion
show Not all pleased my fashion
eye as the yarn sometimes look I'd
course and heavy. bat found one
model. and promptly penciled IL Tor
you. which proves that yarn trim
ming has a charm OF It's own
Fine serge OF midnight blue Is
used 10 MAKE The gown which is
cut. as you see. in one piece, bur
the thing xouU be Interested in is
the warm embroidery. worked OUT In
red and blue and In simple graceful
design. The varn works into the
serge very effectively
Prtwvtsx-tse plain neat ktnd--thst
10 riEbt--Tlres lob Deut--Nnin ~"
The Detroit times., 1916-09-05

without dispute that II leads in the
making Of expert women and girl
swimmers m no Clher cts east Of
the Pacific coast ara there 80 many
record holding and rccol d-break!ns
women swimmers. and this despite
the fact that that city hasn't rearl
50 many natural swimming tac,iiTrns
as Ncw York. Boston and other
eastern cities.
Philadelphia, however has many
finely equipped in ioor pccl, and IL
Is In these pools that The record
breaking girls have received their
early training under the vsichfnl
eyes Of competent instructors. who
have brought into play every sci@n-
tihc point that would prove ct aid
10 speed or endurance.
That theses women have attained
the eRviahie heights Of record hold.
ing Is due in nearly every case 20
the essential fact that they began
their swimming with q good fCunda.
ton Learning 10 swim each stroke
correctly and not trying 20 take up
more dif7c6lr movement Until
each fundamental is thoroughly
learned is TIE secret Of the success
o. all our great swimmers
The swimming pool Is The ere3--
est t-aining-spct for the "a SINNERS
n interior cities, and perhaps for
the lake ard waterfront cides -
mzu
The Detroit times., 1916-09-05

Prtwviez--the plain neat ksnd--thst
10 rixbt--TIrse. lob D~pt,--Nsfn 4a3o.
The Detroit times., 1916-09-05
.ouId Rather Haze
Her Husband Than
His Card Winnings

MIS- Anna Feidman. a bride OF
- month aDpealed 10 the police,
Monday Afternoon. TO shut up pool
>oom On 0randy~ave.. where. she
ay4. her husband h spending his
~ n card games. Although
111non continues 10 give her his
M I wsek wages and offered her
- g Ne vinninsS Mrs. Feidman
16cloref she doesn't want 90 90
>no& enosher mcnth like the last.
~ uDouse started gambling the
w o>rnA n(nnR thAir vaddinx
The Detroit times., 1916-09-05

in the tips tonight ai ghi
BUT. Emma. you doat mink
would 20 back 20 that job 70 be-
stared ~ ana TALKED over by thai
vulgar crowd could not go bacs
even IL the manager Of The restau.
rant would take me.
Take you WIN my dear chUd
he VIII double your salary
My goodness Ett I0e-t yog sec
every man and woman n f1w- r-
has the price viii crow Ie g
restaurant tonight Wen tgrr
away and IL you could stand The
gan. you would be The greatest ar.
traction We have played for long
while. The tango dancers would
not BE- in It.
"Oh. Emma. could not possibly
go back To let myself 5e y.=-@r
az and talked over b. the vomen
and smirked az by Tho men Ny
dear Emma. you must Eer aey
check girl"
ITO Be Continued
The Detroit times., 1916-09-05
LITTLE STORIES FOR BEDTIME
Peter Grows Curious About SoOty.
tCopyri=ht ieie ~ T. W. Burgsss)
81 THORNTON M. euRoEss.
,copyr,Sht. iaie ~ T. W. surgsss)


! Now, up 10 the time that Johnny
/ Chuck bad informed Peter Rabbit
that Sooty the Swift VAS NOT a
Swallow ar All Peter had not been
the least curious about Sooty. but
the minute he found that he didn't
/ know a. much as he supposed he
1 did about one OF his neighbors.
whom he saw every day IN his life
n summer he just bubbled over
/ with curiosity he asked questions
SO fast that Johnny"Chuck suddenly
decided that II Was time 20 go TO
bed tie Owed down his long hall
leaving Peter sitting alone on his
doorstep. and the last thing be
heard as he curled up in his snug
bedroom, way down in the ground
was Peters voice. asking wisttully
Please. Johnny Chuck. where does
SOo,y live"
But that was question that
Johnny left unaasV cred. and after d
little Peter made up his mind that
there was no use in staying there.
So he left Johnny Chuck's house
and went on across the Old Orchard
until he had reached a place where.
by sitting az. he could peep over the
old stone wall on the edge OF the
Old Orchard and see Farmer
Browns house and a little OF the
doorysrd That great house and the
things tha, went on in and around
IL always fascinated Peter. He often
went 10 that particular place in the
Old Orchard al that hour, just b.
tween daylight and dark. Just 10
stare AZ Farmer Browns house and
Farmer Browns Boy dong his even.
Ing duties. and Black Pussy sitting
on the doorstep waiting for her
supper and Bowser the Hound
humping the ground With his tail
every time his master spoke 10 him
or passed close by him Il was all
yely lntercstinc 20 Peter and ne
never grew tired o. q Especially
was ~ interested in that tail OF
Bovs er's He studied great deal
over that tail or rather over the use
Bowser made of g. II Bowser hap
pened 10 b. sitting or lying down
when Farmer Browns BOY passed
he thumped the ground with Il. II
be happened 40 be- standing be
wagged II from side 20 side
Peter never could maze out what
Il meant The FIRST time he hsd
heard Bowser. all humping The
ground he had thought that il was
some kind OF signal Yoa EnOv
Peter himself signals Mr. Peter tv
humping the ground WITH his zee.
But there never was any answering
signal, and though he a'cAed an3
watched. no'anc ever happened
Finally Peter gave MP rryins to
guess vhat II meant You see. nav
ing no master himself, he couldn't
know thai il meant love.
But he never lost interest in
watching. and so this evening a.
soon az ne pesped over the old wall
/ he quite forgot SOOty the Swift IN
watching Bowser ard Black Pussy
and Farmer Browns Boy The BlacS
I Shadows we're c-~eplng everyR mere
very fast now soft dusk which
you kgow. is rha beginning a. dark.
ness. covered all things Glitter
chirter-chirterc1t-chit" The voice
az Sooty the Swift shouted joyousiy
from night ABOVE Peter and made
him look 40 He Uas just IN time
20 see -wftIy-moying little black
form race over straight t0Vsrd
Farmer Browns house. r. brought
hack 10 Peter all the curiosity which
The Detroit times., 1916-09-05
Lnnette Kellermann Makes
IA Plea for Swimming Pools
Tells q Construction Problems. of Purifying the Water
1F Of Temperatures and General Sanitary Conditions
%# For Natatorums
Article No. 20.
~ ANNETTE kELLERMANN.
Record Holder and
sxsr al the William Fox ST..

-
International Record Holder and
J. Star Of the William Fox ST..
COX, 900 Film, "a Daughter
Of the ceds."
feel that my series OF articles in
y The Times would not be complete
without further reference TO swim
ming pools In cities The building
10 rxtstorium 10 not a difficult
\ matter and IL you would ask your
Y city authorities to obtain hgure
\ - TO the probable cost they would
I ~ amazed AT he apparent cheap
4 meas Of the cost OF erecting a nsta-
!. torium.
A kunpy location should be chos-
go, n fact. wherever possible the
pooI should be built on a hill or
Il Elevation.
Sunshine would and always will
4 w. the greatest asset No chemicals
of any kind should ever he used 20
X purify the water. instead of this.
S{f jsl OF running water be allowed
4 ~ run through the pool at all times.
III viii purify the water more than
Qny amount Of chemicals could.
s. The pool. saould always be shallow
Y ~ one end and about eight or nine
5Het deep at the other II is always
Z INST 10 line the inside Of the tank
I With white thing. A good-sized pool
|seh0uld be nj least 90 feet long ana
10 feet vide.
Il a continuous stream OF water
7 ii let INTO the pool the overflow will
garry away the collection Of sedi-
mont.
The pool should be er,piied and
|1o1oaned Cnce q week.
NJ ~ Temperature Of the water
o6utdld be u degrces. A plentiful
!. suppIy u shower baths viii greatly
.1o)p The sanitary conditions Of the
t2ter.
Never enclose pool with wood
"a ceiling and walls. Try always
90 use concrete and paint the walls
whtte--H the pool is enclosed, try
% secure q skylight of large cimen-
.sI0ns instead OF the regulation stone
or cement walk around the tank,
.cOrk mating should be used--cork
hein9 much better than any other
prNparstion.
Phiiadeiphta can assert almost
The Detroit times., 1916-09-05
Society

Mr aud Mrs n Leasing are a
/ Fort CARR Winnipeg
q
! Mrs C5srles = Mann and Mis-,
( Gertrude MANN OF Forestaye hay,
returned Iom trip 10 Duluth.
@
Mrs. a e EherIs has gone "a
Evanston. Ul. 20 visit her daughter
Mrs Edward F Ward
q
Mrs ". Grer-ou smith. OF Sem.
lnole-sye~ has returned from a
three-wecks STAY at Charlevoix.
.
Mrs Louis KATY. No 54S Field
ave is entertaining her daughter.
Mrs. Norman Waj,er, OF Cleveland
-
DR. Eleanor Harvey has returned
from the east where s1e spent her
vacation
Miss Bessie Cu-rie No. 81 Trum
hull-sye. has returned from an east.
ern trip which She made BY motor.
Philip Muksy aa4 Berrien Eaton
have returned from Wyoming where
they Spen, the Summer on a ranch
Miss Eleanor Drake ~ The Pssa-
dsna apartments IL returned from
Ggar.or Reach vherr she has spent
The last ,no months
Mrs Albert GrHJhs. No 20 Ro-
nens who has been spending The
summer A. Grarot Eesch has re-
turned 10 her home
Mrs. Harry y Reynolds and Mrs
a y. To-1.y and children have re-
turned Ilu The Huron Mountain
club
Mrs Beatrice Larued Whitney
and Mr and sI-s Arthur Wendell
OF New Yors are 40 the Traymorc
hotel AilaEul CITY
.
Mrs Alberta Thomson left for
Chicago. sunday where she has gone
70 attend the con euuon Of The Uni'.
ed Spanish War Veterans
.
MI and Mr. oscar weber and
Mr and Mrs John r Lambert re
turned TUESDAY. from trip 80
Mackinac and les CkeneagX
Mr.. and Mrs. j p Murphy. o.
Fourth-aye.. chaperorsd me Delta
Nu fraternity house party over la
Dor day, AZ Fair Haven.
DIT aud Mrs A. r Varrey have
returned from their summer home
on Les Cheenaux and are stopping
At the statier hotel until their new
house Is flushed
A bridge luncheon was given
Tuesday BY Mrs w. y Johnson in
aonor OF Miss Gladys Bruce. whose
marriage 10 Arnott NAH viii take
place sept -
3
IN. and Mrs { J. Tucker o,
Rushvllie Ind are spending @
month in Detroit the guests OF Miss
Teresa Fastbirder No 1910 Con
cord-sye
.
IT william A Evans. No 80
-dison-aye.. who with hls family hs-
been spending the summer a. OL1
Orchard Ne returned 20 Detroit
: ~ MIS- Evans and The chill
iren win remain r0til school opens
=
lfr and Mrs Orlando Pickard
% Sandwich. announce the engage.
ment oil their daughter. olivia E,z5.
besh to Dr Utr -I Marvin Clarke
~ Scranton r7 The Wedding viii
take place sep TO-
The Detroit times., 1916-09-05

Orchard. and his thoughts were all
OF Sooty tho SNif, and the dreadful
thing he had seen happen. And with
these sad thoughts was rene~ed'
curiosity 10 know more about Sooty
and how he had lived.
Next story; Peter Tells What lie
Saw and L. Laughed AZ.
The Detroit times., 1916-09-05

Charles W. Fairbanks. Republican
nominee for vice-president. is SEIZED
uled TO appear in Maine today for
speech-making tour OF several
days.
The Detroit times., 1916-09-05

Mrs Edward Marion wli give o.
hor party 10 fua Temple heater.
FRIDAY night In honor ot N.s-
Giedy5 Bruce sra Ar1a.f Nail vho
VIII Do married I'm 81 Paurs catAs,
drel. ser-
.
Ms Marion Suai.-Y and Miss
Ruth wiiourhhr have returned from
a trip 20 Alassa and rho Yukon.
stopping orr 'h vay back 70 visit
Miss Smal,ey rotHG CLARK =
smsUey on his ranch re4r Lewis
ton Idaho
Mr. Y g Campbell 40 ~ Cali.
fornia-sVe vbo L7 been in -he
west ~ summer has returned 70
her home Aus. Mr Campbell
Joined her ard rfry visited Seattle
Lake Louise and Winnipeg on their
way back 20 Detroit
Rogue River courier. (Grants Pass, Or.) 19??-1918, 1916-12-03

guished lights IN the heavens 20 that
the least scientific eye can recognize
these signs BY sight. and the whole
dome Of tho heavens becomes q vast
compass.
II there were fire balloons or beacons
placed In the heavens north, east. south
and west II would 10 easy for any one
to 20 In these directions by simply fol.
lowing the signs. Similarly. II one
wished to 80. say. hands breadth to
the right or left Of the beacons one
could easily do 80. The largest stars In
the heavens can be depended upon In
the same way.
III you put the front buttons Of your
coat on tho north star or other direc.
t10n stars" writes this authority.
your right and left breasts give you
IN angle Of 45 degrees from the stars
and your shoulders . right angle.
Also. II In only matter Of little prac-
tice to be able TO measure 10 degrees
Of horizon with your hand, 10 you can
get any number Of degrees to the rtghf
or left Of your direction stars. and aft.
or q little practice 1t becomes second
nature to recognize the points OF the
compass 1t sight, and you acquire the
same sense Of direction an bushmen,
Arabs and people who live far away
from civilization : Popular Science
Rogue River courier. (Grants Pass, Or.) 19??-1918, 1916-12-03

Z severe mountain storm and intense
cold. darkness: the horses fell on the
Icy roads; the stage rocked wildly IN
the wind and nearly blew over. Twen-
ty.four hours of this. driver frozen
stiff and assisted down from tho box,
We DO II now in six hours In com.
Portable bed. IN warm, well lighted
car Some modern imps' srs mighty
good angels.
Our chief loss has been the great
cheerful. roaring open iires that people
had In those days. The domestic vir'
tues began 10 decay when people were
reduced 70 sitting around hole in the
wall or = gloomy metal register. With.
out armchnIrs. stories, songs. grand
parents and little children roasting ap'
Piles or popping corn friends and stran.
gers dropping IN AMI getting warm
welcome. place In the circle and
what Tpaniards csiD "the love Of the
Baltimore News
Rogue River courier. (Grants Pass, Or.) 19??-1918, 1916-12-03
sIMpLlFlEu SPELLING.
Tho One Thing Needed 70 Make Eng.
llsh the World Language.

Tks One Thlna Nssdsd IN MsLs ena.
l.h ,hs World .Larou.os.
Having he.n far yeurs n teach.r ~
English 10 Foreigners md to hIpl
school uunils \. well ~ \ st,,.i..t "a
mo,ler, iauuunkes m. suhiee, ~ su
ln,eruntlonul Language lu,er,st. n,e
greatly.
cep,ninly NJ IN. four in,uptaut naa.
ern Tongues English N tIe en.Ie.t \ IA
sin,n,est IN prammer bhyInp M nwfal
r,n,I.rs .,,ch M ,,crn,nn nua no a,ead
fui yerl,. s,u.l, ~ French nua iiui,nn
II hnu no buti,Iur ,lepths and subtletIrs
m this iust twu u,ci,tio,rd nor IN.
,u,,,o.sIble pronunciation M this arsi.
Yet, IN spite ~ its simplicity. Il N a
very bnrd lunuunvc for Foreigners Ia
master, This In due. 1 feel. solely 10
In aptiu,,nted method tor ,nck Of meth,
od, Of smelling. The difficulties arising
from the difference between the spell.
ipr OF English words and their pro.
uun,latIon are almost nsurniountabIe,
fatal 10 liz universal diffusion. How
mahy natiycly English spcaking people
do We know. educated. nay. intcllrc.
tuai, who simply cnpnot spell. who
have given IN tryingf
All over the continent one hears r.,
itcrnted with boring nirnotony: II like
Rogue River courier. (Grants Pass, Or.) 19??-1918, 1916-12-03
THIS WORLD CROWDED.
Why, Lsts chsrpIsir, Frezsr, Would
Easily Hold All tts People.

There lie on this globe about i.50O.-
0CO.0o0 inhabitants. Most " Nv. who
lack the ,cnse " proportion. at the
mention NJ this iig number nre apt to
speak ~ the "overpopulniion'' of the
world. Yet II we spare n few moments
thought wesshsi better know Whist
this represeais. There IN Ia my stniy
room a geographic globe about Afteen
Inches IN diameter. On that sphere
there " marked u little SPOT about the
size ~ the teint Of u pcncil-at my
rutc. ~ small as 10 make II impossible
10 write the initials ~ It's name-Lake
chRmplain upon II.
Yet whenever Lake champiaIn
freezes over there Is good standing
roam for every one Of all the inhabl.
tants Of the earth. and then this lake
would he considerably less crowded
thnn some of The busy streets OF New
York. indeed. strange m II may sound.
every one. young and old. would Hnsl
about one spunrc yard 10 stand upon.
Nay. more. II the very Young and the
very old would please 20 stand aside on
the shores OF the lake The remainder or
the total inhabitants of the world
could arrange skating PARTY where
there wonId be less crowding thin l.
seen VI, a busy winter day on that sknt
lug pom, IN New york's Central tark.
Sketching the picture In like visuallx.
Ing the great tragedy ~ the human
race--thc few people Of this earth do
not begin 10 realize their immense op.
portunItles ami their unused resources:
meanwhile they have the Insane feel.
Ing TINT tue world Is "overl,0nulatetl." :"
All our science. our religion. our art
have not given us common sense
enough 10 learn how to use them to
live comfortably aud happlly--we. this
mere handful of inhabitants on thls
immense world of ours. Nor does II
look as II we were going 10 get TO our
senses before many generations to
come as long us we keep on muddling
/ and laundering. as long AS greed and
vanity. lust for power. the main lnher-
Itance Of the aims aud thoughts OF the
past together with some or our time
honord traditions, keep us In the cold.
relentless grip Of bygone ages. From
"Renewing the Earth From the Air.
by T.. II. Backcland, In Scribncr's.
Rogue River courier. (Grants Pass, Or.) 19??-1918, 1916-12-03
Scared by the elephant.

Tradition has II thnt t'aesai ntsmyh,
elephants with him u Rritatn ani iha,
they contributed Ia his roii,,ms' II ~
island Having uns'rrt~ssf,l'y ati.m,i
ed Ia rI,,ss thu r.mni.s s'ac>a, inlilt, d
large turret IN mn elerham and md
ing II WITH lmwnlen alri >unrrr> "
dercd them Ia PAS The stream wiitr.
upon the Rriiuns terrified NJ the sIrhl
OF the unknown monster rird ~ cent?,
sion -I.ondnn Chrouiclp
Rogue River courier. (Grants Pass, Or.) 19??-1918, 1916-12-03

Thousands Of years before It was
practiced ~ religious rite fasting
was practiced as health measure In
Egypt. India and China. Contempt
rary to Cicero was Asclepiades. .
Greek physician, who strongly advo-
Gated this idea. and 1000 years after
bis day Ibn Sina. philosopher and
medical sage. argued the virtues Of
temporary abstinence on the ground
that II came easier than constant mod
GRAFTON.
Rogue River courier. (Grants Pass, Or.) 19??-1918, 1916-12-03
Outs ! Change.

twenty-five years ago young hus.
bands wife went away for two days
visit. when she returned no met her at
tho depot and embraced her and kissed
her. The other day she returned from
q two weeks visit He met her and
said. while he took a chew Of tobacco.
swell. did you have good timer
Ilanss city Star.
Rogue River courier. (Grants Pass, Or.) 19??-1918, 1916-12-03
Why salt Causes ThirR

Salt has been described AZ natural
element OF tho blood In about the same
proportion an In the water Of the ocean
Under general conditions we do no,
feel the existence Of salt In our bodies
because tts effect In counteracted By n
due proportion Of water.
When We eat an excessive amount
Of salt thirst Is created by the demand
Of nature that we also take proper
tionute amount of water and dilute the
salt TO its proper relative amosnt Any
food that tends TO absorb the moisture
Of the body will ssluse ,hirs, for The
same reason--that our physical welfare
requires u baianrrd ,luantiiy OF warrt
Rogue River courier. (Grants Pass, Or.) 19??-1918, 1916-12-03

Waiting For Him 10 Start semsthlns.
''I'm just waiting for my husband
70 complain about my extravngance
this month"
''Ready TO give him an argument,
ehy"
"You bet am. by mistake his golf
club checks came to the house. and
I've got 'em."- Detroit Free Press.
Rogue River courier. (Grants Pass, Or.) 19??-1918, 1916-12-03
Morbidly Suspicious.

III you want to light III hold your
coat" said the bystandcr TO the quar-
relsome man.
'Grcat Scstt. Can't n nnn even
stand In the street without having u
check boy try to work a tip ont Of
him. Washington Star.
Rogue River courier. (Grants Pass, Or.) 19??-1918, 1916-12-03
STACECOACH DAYS
Travel Often Spelled Misery Be-
fore We Had Railways.
TALE OF A WINTER JOURNEY

piseemforts snd Hsrdships That ttad
70 ps Endured BY The spssssnssrs IN
an old etyls Trip Aersss The ALE.
shsny Ms0ntains In is4s.
How travelling II metamorphosed
these days. to bc sure! Yet some men
FOND Of handling the ribbons" and
some women who "wsnt 70 see the
scenery at their leisure" still regret
"the spanking bays and rocking stage
cdach Of the past"
Hero II the way the Allegheny noun
tains were crossed Ia 1876:
1T was midwinter when we arrived
at wheeling. and as the stagecosch
was 10 start At 8 o'clock In the morn.
Ing no one thought Of going to bed. ~
we took our way through the frozen
strcets 10 secure through tickets to
Philadelphia. II was pitch dark and
bitter cold - the damp. penetrating
weather that reaches the very marrow
OF our bones,
"The little den. called by courtesy
the Office. was Oiled with passengers
as damp. cold aud III natured as our
selves. There was q handful Of coal
burning In q small crate. and around II
were grouped the round shouldered
unsympathetk people who were to b.
our fellow parrenscrs. They glanced
al IN and closed up all the open space
near tho fre. m II TO say: You don't
set In here. We eau tell you. You have
no right to travel IN our coach. any
wayr
"At one side stood Z table. and, On u
was q coffee pot and cups. Some Aseu
sages frozen siiR and mn unsttrsrttfs
loaf Of breads over which preSidcda q
tall darky. who leaned against the wal
fast asleep We were told that VI
could get good breakfast twenty
miles away from Wheeling.
.Af the appointed Time the heavy
old coach came up, and we all clam
bered In and slowed ourselves away
peil NEIL. A short way from town
there was long hill. up which the
horses toilesi. ~ this rave us all time
10 settle down for quiet nap. One
snore after another announced thell
success. 10 q few minutes six out Of
the nine passengers were ohlivious ol
their misery.
"Not bcIng sleepy. I stalled the snor
efs. A large tut man opposite me had
q short. an.ry snore. lie snored st
loudly that hc woke himself up and
glared about him impudently. \,
though he hoped they wouldn't make
that noise usain!
THE old ,udy who was crushing m,
On IN the corner snorcd deeply and con
/ tentedly,
'Somc one Oh IN dark corner had Z
genial way of joining In as though b,
snored merely to obllee the passen
gers: but the graui musician Of The
company sat opposite me. ] nevel
heard anything nppronc hing him either
for quality or compass. II was a back
action sncre TINT began la bold agi
tato movement. suddenly brought VI
with n Jerk and ended with a whistle
THE whole band was In fun pla,
when we stopped with tremendous
Icrk, aud everybody woke IN with oatlis
Rogue River courier. (Grants Pass, Or.) 19??-1918, 1916-12-03

And what do you sailors DOR asked
q visitor on one Of our battleshlps.
"Wcll," responded the jolly tar, I'VE
does what We please until We are told
to do something else. and then We does
that something else pretty darn quick
Boston Transcript.