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The Waxahachie daily light. [volume] (Waxahachie, Tex.) 1894-current, 1916-09-08
AN OLD RECIPE
TO DARkEN HAIR

Sage Tea and sulphur Turns Gray,
Faded Hair Dark and Glossy.
Almost everyone knows tina sage
Tea and Sulphur. properly compoun-
ded, brings back the natural color
end lustre to tho hair when faded,
streaked or gray. Years ago n on
ly way to get this mixture was to
make it at home, which is mussy and
troublesome.
Nowadays we simply ask at any
drug store for "Wyeth's Sage and
Sulphur Compound" You viii get
The Waxahachie daily light. [volume] (Waxahachie, Tex.) 1894-current, 1916-09-08

Most of the men on a salary think
they could save money If they were
making about $25 more a month.
The Waxahachie daily light. [volume] (Waxahachie, Tex.) 1894-current, 1916-09-08
ONE DIVORCE To EVERY
THREE WEDDINGS IN OHIO

COLUMBUS, Ohio, Sept. s.-For
every three marriages in Ohio last
year. at least one divorce suit was
started.
For every six marriages. one di-
yorce was granted by Ohio courts
and one marriage annulled.
These figures will be cited in the
forthcoming report of Secretary OF
State Charles q. H%ildebrant. soon TO
be filed with Governor Willis, it
was learned here today.
Ten years ago Ohio had only one
divorce 10 every twelve marriages.
Annual reports OF the former sec
'retaries show plainly the divorce evil
is gaining ground in Ohio married
life.
HildebTandt's report shows IL rs
the wife and not the husband, as
generally it is supposed, who tires
soonest of the marriage bond.
For example: Exactly 29y dl-
Ivorees were granted husbands last
year on the ground that their wives
had been unfaithful. Only 1876 wives
were granted divorces from husbands
charged with forgetting their mar
Iriage ows
However, ii is the husband who
shirks married responsibility first ac-
Icording to the report. Exactly 3.01t
divorces we're granted wives last
year for absence and neglect" IS
against 1854 granted husbands for
the same reason.
Hildebrandt's report shows that
June still holds good as the month
of marriages and that January Is
the month that Cupid languishes.
On the Assoc marriages reported
for the year. $500 were solemnizei
in June. while %January's record was
only 2,s75.
The Waxahachie daily light. [volume] (Waxahachie, Tex.) 1894-current, 1916-09-08


ogilYie, 100: Fort Worth: Henin-
ger. zoo; Calvert, 1913, Ch%iriress;
Ed Little. las. Amarillo; II. u.
Ovens, 1872. Mingus; Elk Lilies. 1856.
Berry, 165, C~hildress, IT'S; Wright,
1866. Vernon: Cooper. 1855, Fort
Worth; Hare. $50. Bowie; Halves.
les, Fort Worth; Weaver. 1875, FIT.
Worth.
The material is we'll divided. more
than two men aspiring for each po-
sitiOn on the team.
Texas Christian university win
open September 10, with brightest
prospects for the eueresefui
scar Of her history.
The Waxahachie daily light. [volume] (Waxahachie, Tex.) 1894-current, 1916-09-08

ton. ~l.122.57f. Wisconsin,. 5.S72.
Wyoming. 2S.52S,4e2. Total 25s.-
~945.5s9.
The Waxahachie daily light. [volume] (Waxahachie, Tex.) 1894-current, 1916-09-08

II Is easy for some people 10
throw q tit as to talk.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1916-01-18
FIRST TRIANGLE
PLAY AT PASTIME
T0DAY-T0M0RR0W

The management of the Pastime
theater, VINO scored decided hi
when II closed contract for the
great Triangle photoplays, will give
its first showing of these plays today
and tomorrow. producing for the first
time in this city The Lamb, stir
ring, interesting five-reel drama with
Douglas Fairbanks and Scena owen,
two wcll-known and popular stage
stars, in the leading roles.
AS announced in "A strongly dis
played advertisement, in yesterday .
journal, the Triangle plays will be
the screen attractions at the Pastime
theater every Tuesday, Wedne day,
Thursday and Friday, and these plays
are produced under the personal SUI
pervision Of ID. w. Griffith. Thomas
II. Ince and Mack Sennett. Thus
theatcr-goers are promised something
out of the ordinary when Triangle
play Is scheduled 10 appear
In connection with '"The Lamb at
the Paptime today and tomorrow "A
three.rcel Keystone comedy, entitled,
MY Valet" will also be shown. At
tend the Pastime today and tomorrow,
and YOU will go away well pleased.
Admission, 10 cents for adults, and
5 cents for children.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1916-01-18
COMB SAGE Ten
INTO GRAY HAIR
Darkens Beautifully and Re-
stores Its Thickness and
luStre at Once,

Common garden sage brcwed into a
heavy tea. with sulphur and alcohol
added. will turn gray, streaked and
faded hair beautifully dark and luxuri.
Iant; remove every bit of dandruff, stop
scalp itching and falling hair. Mixing
the Sage Tea and sulphur recipe at
home. though. Is troublesome. An easier
way is to get the ready-to-use tonic.
costing about so cents large bottle
at drug stores. known as "Wyeth' 5
Sage and sulphur Compound thus
avoiding lot of muss.
While wispy. gray. faded hair is not
sinful. we all desire 70 retain our
youthful appearance and attractive
ness. BY darkening your hair with
wyeth's Sage and sulphur. no one can
tell. 0ecause il does il so naturally
so evenly You just dampen 4 sponge
or soft brush with il and draw this
through your hair. taking one small
strand at a time. by morning all gray
hairs have disappeared. After anoth-
er application or two your hair be-
comes beautifully dark, glossy, soft
and luSuriant and you appear years
younger.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1916-01-18
WORLD FAMOUS
BANKER PASSES
THROUGH CITY
W, Morgan SchuSteh Former
Treasurer general Of Per-
sia, Attributes His Success
10 Start in Stenography,

Amons the passengers aboard the
California lim'.ed yesterday was w
Morgan Schuster, whose somewhat
metoric rise II International fame at
traeted the attention OF he world a
few Years ~.
Entering he tini'ra states crll SER
vice as a Btenographer, MI schlWer
first attrDcsrd attention hy the CXcep-
tional talent he displayed rs oorfiden-
tial secretary to General Bliss Then
governor of Porto Rico He was
next made collector Of customs for
the Philippines. then commissions
er at salary Of $4,000 year, Wnen
the shah of Persia asked the United
States treasurer 20 recommend m OK
pert 70 assume the responsibilities u
treasurer-general Of that country Nj
Schuster was recommended and &C.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1916-01-18
LOCAL ITEMS
or INTE REST

Last two days 10 pay taxes
a Regular meeting Of the Loyal or.
der u Moose viii be held tonight
Officers VIII be nominated
MIR. and Mira. G q sutton and son
of 7eS South Walter street. win leave
Thursday Tor Palm Reach, Florida
They expect 10 be gone about TIVE
months
y. A. Miefa, the, the general mer
chant ana sheep raiscr Of the Naei.
miento country Of sandovai county. is
local visitor
speeinl communication Of Temple
Lodge No, 9, A. r. a A. NJ. this even
Ing az Ta0. Work ia the u A. de-
gree. Visiting members welcome.
The Booster orchestra. Of Albuquer-
Que. left this morning for Grants, to
play for dance given by the Bond
Sarkent company Of that city.
The Women'A Home Missionary so
clety Of the Central Avenue Methodist
church viii hold literary meeting at
the church this afternoon. at gao
o'clock.
The Rev Grover Emmens. OF Gal
lup. son Of Mr. and Mrs. J. y. En-
mons arrived in the city yesterday, to
spend few daNs with his brother.
who recently came out Of Mckee.
Alderman S. u. Coen and family
returned yesterday afternoon ON SAN
"a Fe train No. : from Los Angeles.
where they have been for the last
two weeks.
Alamo Review No. I Woman's Ben
eft Association Of Alaoeabeos, viii
hold meeting at 2so o'clock this
afternoon Ia odd Fellows hall, All
officers and members are urged TO be
present Refreshments.
Judge Reynolds. of the district
court. decided yesterday that play
ing hockey" does NOT tonne under the
Classification OF inct rrigibnily aud
dismissed the charge against Angus
tin corrillo,
Judge " { Iloacock has been no.
titled that the supreme court Of Tex
a. has confirmed the verdict granted
Frank Sherer against the Texas &
Pacific railroad Sherer was iniuf-
ed in fall from q car while he was
"a brakeman for the r q +
+ Il Edgar returned last night
from Missouri. where he went 10 ae-
company tho lodv OF his father, who
died recently in this city while IL
the east Mr. Edgar purchased a
quantity 90 improved laundry ma
chluery for Us. in his business here
Timothy HOWELL, "a pioneer resident
q the city. s reported % DO III at his
home. ms South Broadway
The case against Ricardo sanchez
charged with stealing SEQ from Cath
ole parsonages. has been dropped
neither ~ the pfi,sls heing willing e
press the chafee against the boy ri
oardo 81 not the son of ! Il. Sanchez
barber, who llyos at 1871 Barela;
road
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1916-01-18
JAG FALLS INTO MUD
PUDDLE; COP PUTS. HIM
TO BED IN BLANKETS

Joe Baca took several drinks sun
day night and laid down IN u puddle
at Fifth street and Roma avenue.
Sergeant Ed Donahue, Of the police,
found him there.
Donahue had brought Fire Chief
Burtless' little rcd auto along. driven
by Capt. ]. A. Burnett Otherwise il
would have been up to him to play
the heavy role of draywagon single
handed. Baca was loaded into the
car and taken to the Jail.
Baca's coat, trousers and even his
hat had soaked up mud Donahue
ruined pair Of gloves handling him.
At the Jail Baea was stripped.
wrapped In blankets and putsto bed.
judge Craig gave him ten days. His
mud soaked clothes We're still AT the
Jail last night. Baca was not there,
however He received a change Of
garments before going to his honor.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1916-01-18
II your roof leaks on needs repair
ing phone TIE. johnson Roofing Co

FOR SALE-Motoreycle and side
car. splendid condition, can carry
three or four persons; nine horse
power, twin cylinder. fully equipped
with two speed. lamp, speedometer,
horn, watch, etc. $i75.oo. Easy terms
to responsible person. S07 East Grand
avenue. Phone 1872.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1916-01-18
TEN WOMEN ON
SCHOOL BOARDS IN
SIERRA COUNTY
Report Of Superintendent tol
Department of Education
Gives Interesting Facts About.
Development Of System
isssei.l ooaassrososaes 10 MORNING JOURNAL

f9PGcitL coRnGsrohnEheE 10 MORNING JOURNAL
santa Fe Jan. t7.--Scrra county
has ten women on It's school boards
and considering that there are only
seventeen districts in the county
cads the twenty-sX counties of the
state in that respect. In district No.
1, all the members of the board of
education are women. II is remark
able, too, that only onc-third grader
Is employed as teacher. six being Sec
ond graders. fifteen first grade, two
professional and three life certificate.
OF the twenty-seven teachers, nine
teen are women ana their salary av-
erages 20 per cent and more above
that of the men.
Fifteen OF, the districts have one
building each one has two buildings,
one has five buildings, thirteen dis
tricts have one room each, two have
two rooms each, one has three and
one seven rooms. One building has
three, three have two and seventeen
one room each. Sixteen of the build
ings are owned; six, including four
nj Elephant Butte, are not owned.
one building is reported in excellent
shape, twelve are good four fair. five
poor. sixteen of adobe, six of frame.
The value Of all the school prop
crty is $iS.125, sites $4,000, buildings
$1,000, furnishings s2,llO. two Ii
braries of 1876 voumes. sll5.
Financial Report.
The total receipts last year were
&13,4es. of which less than one-half,
or s5,613.22, came from special levies,
S712.22 from poll tax, s1,5S4.09 from
saloon licenses, s69.3i from rent. $5,-
4S1.52 from state appointments.
The expenditures amounted TO $lS,-
Si0.G4 of which $i3.093.i5 went for
teachers salaries. SIZE for rent,
$321.l5 for fuel, $37s.s3 for janitors'
wages S974.26 for school supplies,
$46.4S for books for needy children.
$923.43 for repairs and improve
ments s1.St3.O4 for new buildings,
$500 for collecting poll tax, 1896
interest on bonds.
Teachers and Terms.
The average monthly salary paid
teachers was SG7.50, ranging from
$50 to $780, average annual salary
$4S2.0i; men average $41S.12 and the
women $50S.9J. one teacher recciv-
ed $3.50. two sG75, one $685., one
$602.50, three S5s5, one s527.50, one
s455, one siG0, one $465, one $500,
one $3.50. enc S525, one s432, three
$490, one $500, one s375. one sS6S,
ono $780, one 1910. one $500, two
$3.50 The average term is 7O5
months, four districts having 9
months, two IL five s, six /, one
6 lis, three G, one 3-5, one ~ and
four five months each.
Census, Enrolment and Attendance.
The census shows that Sierra coun-
ty last year had 2,02l persons be-
tween the ages of and . years, en-
iollment 1895, attendance 690 In
the Kindergarten and primary grades
25S were enrolled, first grade 29S
second grade sos. third grade 1853,
fourth grade so. fifth grade 70. sixth
grade 81 seventh grade Al, eighth
grade 81, ninth grade /.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1916-01-18
COUNCIL MAY SET
KLEIN TRIAL DATE
THURSDAY NIGHT
No Meeting Held Last Night
Because Of Lack Of Quo
rum Not Enough There to
Adjourn Use Telephone

The regularly scheduled council
meeting, which was expected to fur
nish further Developments in the dip
lofnate crisis between the mayor ana
the aldcrmanic majority, WIS not held
last night The reason was perfect
IS good one--lack Of quorum
only Mayor lloatright ana two Of
the highlands aldermen, G. G. Glib
son and G. -. Hammond, were at the
city nah. Two councilmen were not
enough 20 adjourn. so Alderman Ivan
Grunsfeld was called up over the tel
ephone. He east his vote over the
wire for adjournment until Thursday
night.
attorneys Couldn't lie There.
1t was known last week that the
Klein hearing would not be started
last night John Venable personal
counsel for Mayor l}oatright notified
city Clerk Hughes that he had 10 go
to Santa fe To argue before the state
supreme court carly this week and
did not expect to De back before the
Goth or 2ist. Judge w {, Hcacock,
representing chief Klein, also was un-
able to be present last night Both
attorneys may be able to be present
the night OF the goth, to which ad-
journmcnt was taken. The hearing
may be begun then, or a time may be
yet for the trial.
II the finance committee was ready
to report last night upon Mayor Boat
rights call FOR $500 To make an in
ycstigation. the fact was not widely
known. At a meeting one night last
week the committee discussed the
matter hut Chairman George {.
Scheer said at that time that no de-
clslon had been reached. He said the
committee would make a report. This
may be presented Thursday night
Ordinance to Have Becn Read.
Another matter growing ont Of the
fire department case billed for last
nights program was the ordinance
City Attorney Thomas ~ Wilkerson
was directed to draw up, instruciine
the mayor and city clerk not to sign
pay checks not approved by the chair
man of the finance committee.
A resolution calling for the coop
Grafton of the city and federal s1v-
crnment to exlcrminate the eotton
vvil was to have been introduced. The
city, for its part, was % agree I" buy
an acid solution TO be used fen spray.
ing apparatus. DR. w. II. Long, tree
pathology expert Of the forest servica
hnq found "A UaV 10 prov ont trees from
throwing off cotton and i, is this plan
that the city and fedora government
VIII adopt. nroyidod lhe nan car-..es.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1916-01-18
FIVE HUNDRED PARTY
AND S0IREE TONIGHT

The ladies Of the Immaculate Com
cep,lou parish wall entertain their
friends ai five hundred party and
dane. in ,hc odd Fellows hall to-
night. beginning Al $40. The card
gumes VIII begin promptly Al $50.
Dancing g. 10 begin az q music 20 be
furnished hy fiVr- piece urchcstrs.
Tho general public - invited
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1916-01-18

A prperam of musical numbers mas
been arranged for the supper thclad-
ing vocal and instrumental selections
In addition 60 the orchestra, MiSs
Hortense Switser Will sing New Mex
leo" eBm" Mcdonald will take on a
popular number. Jimmie kasens-
burg vii perform On his either ana
Ben puyear VIII contribute.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1916-01-18
cNRD or THANKS.

Ne wish ia thank our friends FOR
their MANY klndnc<sts aud floral tfth-
utes IA the recent bereavement 81 the
loss Of our fAfher. G. j Frank.
MR. AND MRS. n. ]. HANDBOOK.
MIR. AID MRs HARRY FRANK.
EARL FRANK
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1916-01-18
EOR SALE

buick 80. with delivery body.
tires all good A shap, $3.50.
Dodge. 1915. practically new. ex-
ina tire and bumper. 1915.
Ford Speedster, s2Oe
ALBUQUERQUE MOTOR 90.
Phone -
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1916-01-18
PHONE II.
s5-CENT TAM AND AUTO
DAY AND NIGHT
EMIL GRIEGO

1900 WHITE IEGIIOitNS.
"Gcntry's eggs have been the
highest local standard for years. They
are candlcd, stamped and guaranteed.
Sold by Jaffa. Aralos, hawkins.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1916-01-18

copied that place. but owing 10 Eas-
sian aud British influence, was dis
missed by the shah. on his sotIrn Il
the United States he accepted sn i'm
portant official position with tAc Nj
tional City bank OF New York. Like
Frank A. Nanderlip, president of the
National city bank, Mr. schustcr at
tributes his early success IN business
largely to his knowledge Of storthan /
and both later held responsible posi-
tions IN the United states tre2ecry le-
Tartment The Albuquerque Business
collese is the oni institution "a N,w
Mexico that is. devoted exclusively To
training youns bncn and women ~
siehography, ssyiness. civil service.
banking and kindred subjects. New
students may enter at any time.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1916-01-18
Herboth paints signs. houses
and decOFateS. Phone 1881.

Livery AM, rsss.IIc norses. rrimbIe's
pess I}srp
The Penn's Grove record., 1916-03-10
DRINK HOT WATER
BEFORE BREAKFAST
Says you really feel clean. sweet
and fresh inside, and
are seldom i'll.

If you are accustomed to wake up
with a coated tongue, foul breath or
a dull, dizzy headache; or, if your
meals sour and turn into gas and
acids, you have a real surprise await
ing you.
Tomorrow morning, Immediately up.
on arising, drink a glass Of hot water
with a teaspoonful of limestone phos.
plate in it. This is intended to first
n%eutralize and then wash out of your
stomach, liver, kidneys and thirty feet
of intestines all the indigestible waste,
poisons, sour bile and toxins, thus
cleansing, sweetening and purifying
the entire alimentary canal.
Those subject to sick headaches,
backache, bilious attacks, constipation
or any form of stomach trouble, are
urged to get a quarter pound of lime
stone phosphate from your druggist or
at the store and begin enjoying this
morning ~inside-bath. 1t is said that
men and women who try this become
enthusiastic and keep it up daily. 1t
is a splendid health measure for 1t is
more important to keep clean and~pure
on the inside than on the outside, be-
cause the skin pores do not absorb i'm
purities into the blood, causing dis
ease, while the bowel pores do.
The principle of bathing inside is
not new, as millions of people practice
1t. Just as hot water and soap cleanse,
purify and freshen the skin, so hot
water and a teaspoonful of limestone
phosphate act on the stomach, liver,
kidneys and bowels. Limestone phos-
phate is an inexpensive white powder
and almost tasteless.-Adv.
The Penn's Grove record., 1916-03-10
FRUIT LAXATIVE
FOR SICK CHILD
"California Syrup of Figs" can't
harm tender stomach,
liver and bowels.
Every mother realizes, after giving

Every mother realizes, after giving
her children California Syrup OF
Figs" that this is their ideal laxative,
because they love it's pleasant taste
and it thoroughly cleanses the tender
little stomach, liver and bowels with
out gripping.
When cross, irritable, feverish, or
breath is bad, stomach sour, look at
the tongue, mother! If coated, give a
teaspoonful of this harmless fruit
laxative" and in a few hours all the
foul, co~nstipated waste, sour bile and
undigested food passes out of the bow
els, and you have a well, playful child
again. When it's little system Is full
of cold, throat sore, has stomach-ache,
diarrhoea, Indigestion, c~olic-remem-
Der, a good inside cleaning should
always be the first treatment given.
Millions of mothers keep California
Syrup of Figs" handy; they know a
teaspoonful today saves a sick child
tomorrow. Ask at the store for a 90
cent bottle of California Syrup Of
Figs" which has directions for babies,
children of all ages and grown-ups
printed on the bottle. Adv.
The Penn's Grove record., 1916-03-10
Evervthinn in Stock.

A general merchant from Havre,
Mont, is in New York this week learn
ing the latest wrinkles in the art of
selling corsets. The merchants line OF
goods at home includes lightning rods.
chewing tobacco, crackers, hoe han
dies, rope, m%olasses, rat traps, canned
goods, matches, calico, assorted nails
and corsets. And it is a good bet
that if the truth were known, prunes,
sheet music and bustles may be OBJ.
tanned at his store-or if he didn't
have them he could order 'em for you.
The Penn's Grove record., 1916-03-10
THE FIRST TASTE
Learned to Drink Coffee When a Boy.

If parents realized the fact that cof-
fee contains a drug-caffeine-which
is especially harmful to children, they
would doubtless hesitate before giving
them coffee to drink.
when l was a child in ny mothers
arms and first began to nibble things
at the table, mother used to give me
sips of coffee. And so 1 contracted
the coffee habit early.
II continued to use coffee until l was
q, and when l got into Office work l
began to have spells. Espe-
cially after breakfast l was so nerv.
GUS l could scarcely attend to my cor
respondence.
Eat night, after having had coffee
for supper, l could hardly sleep, and
on rising in the morning would feel
weak and nervous.
IA friend persuaded me to try Pos
tum.
81 can now get good sleep, am free
from and headaches. !
recommend Postum to all coffee drink
ers."
Name given by Postum Co., Battle
Creek, Mich.
Postum comes in two forms:
Postum Cereal-the original form
must be well boiled, 15c and Csc pack
ages.
Instant Postum-a soluble powder
dissolves quickly in a cup of hot wa
ter, and, with cream and sugar, makes
a delicious beverage instantly. soc and
SOC tins.
Both forms are equally delicious and
!! cost about the same per cup.
There's a Reason" for Postum.
sold by Grocers.
The Penn's Grove record., 1916-03-10
Arithmetic.

"Bobbie," said Uncle John, how
many are two times three?"
Five" answered the boy promptly
mo, Bobby, you are mistaken. Two
times three are six"
"'Tain't neither" protested Bobby
1.-TWO times three are five, and if you'll
come down to the corner with me II
prove it to you"
And taking his uncle by the hand he
led him to the corner and pointed tri
umphantly to a sign On a fruit stand:
Apples three cents each. Two fol
FIVE"
The Penn's Grove record., 1916-03-10

It's easier to induce two hearts to
beat as one than it is to induce two
mouths to eat that way.
The Penn's Grove record., 1916-03-10

Brazil produced sugar commercially
as early as the sixteenth century.
The Penn's Grove record., 1916-03-10
Our Canadian Veterans.

It is estimated that $4,000 Canadians
enlisted in Union regiments during
our Civil war, and until recently at
least the Toronto post, Grad Army OF
the Republic, had a dozen members
which may explain the fairly matter
of-fact way Canadians are viewing
American enlistments in their contin-
gents for the front. The killed in our
greatest war included $4,000 adven-
furous fellows from across the Dor.
Ter.
The Penn's Grove record., 1916-03-10
AVERAGES,

"The law of averages asserts itself
even in holidays" remarked the In
~tensely statistical man. For instance.
Immediately after Valentines day we
have George Washington's birthday"
What has that to do with aver
ages?"
Immediately after we get through
with Valentine fictions we begin to
celebrate the nan who couldn't tell
o lie"