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The Hartford republican. (Hartford, Ky.) 18??-1926, 1916-04-28
COST OF FILLING SILO CUT
BY FODDER HARVESTER

Both the time and labor usually
consumed in cutting fodder, chop
ping it into silage, and storing it in
a silo are materially lessened by a
harvester lately developed by a Kan
san. The machine is described in the
May number of Popular Mechanics
Magazine. The harvester cuts the
fodder few inches above the ground
and throws it into grinder operated
by small gasoline motor, and then
discharges the fresh silage into a
wagon driven alongside. At the silo
the contents of the wagon are dump
ed into a bin which automatically
feeds a conveyor. At no time dur
ing this process does the fodder or
silage come In contact with the earth.
The operation is completed quickly,
and the product stored before there
is any opportunity for it to dry. 1t is
obvious that better than ordinary re-
suits are obtainable in this way.
Four men and as many teams are
able to harvest from eight to ten
acres of fodder and store the result
ing silage in a days time with the
outfit. -,
The Hartford republican. (Hartford, Ky.) 18??-1926, 1916-04-28

Mrs. Minnie Taylor and two children
were the guests of Mrs. Maddoxs
daughter Mrs. L. ]. Robinson Satur-
day night and Sunday. 8
Mr.. Alva Southland has purchased
a new auto.
Uncle Jim Phillips of Taylor Mines
was the guest Of Mr.. X. L. Robinson
and family last week.
Miss Roxie Stewart of Mclean
county, is visiting relatives here.
Little Miss Mary Jane Decker OF
Simmons spent Saturday night with
her aunt Mrs. w. H. Tomerlfn.
Miss Maggie Hunter gave a birth
day entertainment the 18th. Every
hody there reported fine time.
Misses Eva Fulton and Margaret
Tomerlin spent Wednesday night
with Miss Ruth Graham.
The Hartford republican. (Hartford, Ky.) 18??-1926, 1916-04-28
j. H. WILLIAMS DIES.
Attempt at Suicide Causes PneumOn-
la Which Results in Death.

Mr.. j. H. Williams died at his
home near Williams Mines Friday
afternoon about one o'clock. Death
was due to pneumonia caused by an
attempt at suicide, an account Of
which appeared in The Republican
last week. Mr.. Williams health had
been bad for several months, and his
illness and worry affected his mind
to such an extent that he hung him
self in his barn. He was rescued by
one of his children and it was at one
time thought that he had chance
for recovery, but his neck was bruis-
ed and swollen and the dread pneu-
monia grasped its opportunity. Little
hope was entertained thereafter.
Mr.. Williams was a man of much
prominence in Ohio county, political
ly and otherwise. He served term
as magistrate from the Beaver Dam
district, has always been a hard
worker in the Republican ranks. and
was prospective candidate for
sheriff at the next election.
Funeral services were conducted
at the grave by the Beaver Dam and
Hartford Masonic lodges, the deceas-
ed being a good member of the
former lodge. The remains were in
tered in the Paxton cemetery Satur-
day afternoon. A large number Of
friends attended.
Mr.. Williams was 46 years old and
leaves his wife. two daughters and
two sons. He was a brother-in-law
Of ex-Circuit Clerk E. G. Barass, Of
Hartford. ....tr
The Hartford republican. (Hartford, Ky.) 18??-1926, 1916-04-28
Attention. FARMERS!

We have stock Of Farm Imple-
ments consisting of Blue Bird Flows,
Vulcan Chill Turning Plows. Peg
Tooth and Disc Harrows. Corn Drills,
Cultivators and anything else in the
Implement line. We also have three
Weber Road Wagons and one Run
about Buggy. All this will be sold
on regular terms. Don't forget we
still handle the established Jones
Brand Fertilizer.
w. e. ELLIS & BRO.
i Hartford, Ky.
The Hartford republican. (Hartford, Ky.) 18??-1926, 1916-04-28
Notice IN Creditors.

The McHenry Deposit Bank having
been placed in the hands Of the Bank
ing Commission of Kentucky all pat
rons having claims against said bank
(now In liquidation) are notified to
present same. properly proven. to the
undersigned at McHenry, KY. on or
before the 9Th day of July, 1915.
40t4eow L. C. BROWN.
Special Deputy Banking Com'r.
The Hartford republican. (Hartford, Ky.) 18??-1926, 1916-04-28
POND RUN

April s,.-We are having some
pretty weather and the farmers are
very busy preparing to plant corn.
Messers Charlie Henry and Marsh
Chimney Of Simmons went to Louis
vile Saturday on the excursion train.
Mr.. c. X. Quinn and family of
Martwick have moved back to their
place to spend the summer.
Mrs. z. H. Maddox and daughter.
The Hartford republican. (Hartford, Ky.) 18??-1926, 1916-04-28
bad Enough.

II think, that society editor is
a. mean old thing. so there" exclaim-
ed wife. looking up from the morn
ing paper. aa
whats the matter?" asked her
husband with a grin. ibid he take
you at your word and leave your
name out of the paper?"
mo-" replied wife. 1T isn't quite
SO bad as that. but he went and got
the description Of my gown all
wrong" ps.
The Hartford republican. (Hartford, Ky.) 18??-1926, 1916-04-28

Mr.. ]. N. Shapmire, Of Blooming
ton, ILL.,, is visiting his parents, Mr..
and Mrs. C. F. Shapmire. He will
return to Bloomington Saturday.
Mrs. F. L. Felix and daughter, Miss
Mary Elizabeth Felix. have returned
to their apartments in the Puritan,
in Louisville, after a two-weeks visit
here.
Mr.. and Mrs. s. M. Maddox. of
Beaver Dam, spent Saturday and
Sunday with Mr.. and Mrs. w. c.
Blankenship and Mr.. and Mrs. C. T.
Leach. t
Miss Amelia Pirtle gave an East
err egg-hunt Sunday afternoon on b n
beautiful lawn on Union street. A
large crowd OF young people took
part In the sport. 81
! Mr.. H, T. Leach, who has been
teaching in Oklahoma, has return
ed to Beaver Dam to be at home un-
til the first of next month. He was
in Hartford Tuesday.
Mr.. and Mrs. M. l.. Duvall gave an
Easter egg-hunt at their home two
and one-half miles east Of Hartford
Sunday. A large number OF young
folks enjoyed the occasion.
Stock peas, fancy whip. $1.S5 per
bushel while they last. We think
this price looks good. f
ACTON BROS.
42t2 M Hartford. Ky.
Ohio Circuit Court will convene
Monday for the second time under
Judge Slack and Commonwealth
Attorney Smith. Several important
cases are to come up at this term.
Mrs. ]. o.. Mckinney and children.
of Beaver Dam. and Mrs. Zeb shultz.
of pleasant Ridge were the guests Of
Mr.. and Mrs. ]. p. Sanderfur and
family from Tuesday until Thursday.
Mr.. w. ]. Bean has returned from
Battle Creek, Michigan. where he has
been under treatment in the Battle
Creek Sanitarium for the last eleven
weeks. He is very much improved
3 - -, +. 49, --s--'--- - -
The Hartford republican. (Hartford, Ky.) 18??-1926, 1916-04-28

When you come to Hartford don't
forget the place, don't forget the
price. A good meal for 25 cents.
CITY RESTAURANT.
The Hartford republican. (Hartford, Ky.) 18??-1926, 1916-04-28
Notice to Ice Users.

After May there will be no ice
sold on credit by the Hartford Ice
Company. Buy a $2.00 book of tick
cts for $3.50 and take advantage of
the discount. 43t2
The Hartford republican. (Hartford, Ky.) 18??-1926, 1916-04-28

Misses Beatrice Haynes and Maui
rine Martin left for greensboro and
Livermore where they will visit
friends until Saturday.
The Hartford republican. (Hartford, Ky.) 18??-1926, 1916-04-28
STRAY STREAMS.
(By Fluke McFluke.)

Wy rluke Mcrluke.D
A bunch of Hartford Sports with
party Of Louisville friends are at
Taylor's Lake near Cromwell fishing
this week, the Hartford gang are
furnishing the eats and as sort of
set OF are just fishing around and
tackling what the Louisville boys
fetched along.
1t is said that DR.. Taylor took an
electric foot warmer with him on the
above mentioned trip, but we'll bet
bits to a nickel that the warmers
used by Holbrook, Keown and Birk-
head don't soak in through the feet.
Ed Barrass went to Louisville this
week, yep Ed came home in good
shape, his wife accompanied him.
Mrs. s. o. Keown is conducting the
affairs of the Sheriff's Office in ideal
shape while Sam is away on a fish
ing vacation. Who cares If Sam
stays away all summer?
We are going fishing next week,
provided death and the weather keep
their hands often our arrangements
and IL this blooming paper is publish
ed, Duke, King and the Devil will
have to do it,. -
We notice that our old friend j.
II. Thomas of Beads Oddly Strung"
fame is out in the Louisville Herald
for the Col, for president. We read
the article with much interest and
approval and quietly slipped it on
the string with the other beads.
Our idea of guy who has absolu-
tely nothing to do is enc who, labors
for 16 years on a chess problem.
A few weeks back, we spoke about
the great number of men we lamped
at the movies without their own
wives and since then we have receiv-
ed new pipes, 3 boxes of cigars,
pints of Perkins and three promises,
of a sound threshing, the result is
we're not going to say anything more
about the matter. ~
49,
We would like very much to skin
two bits out of our jeans every now
and then and donate said two bits
for the privilege of beholding good
ball game over at East End Park oc-
casionally. I guess this blamed war
caused our team to bust up tho and
that's what we get for our unprepar-
edness.
bl 80
That reminds us of the fact, that
just about the time fellow thinks
he's fairly well prepared to live along
comes guy and chucks him into a
long. black box with three tin handles
on the sides. Say friend. are you
prepared?
The editor received package
through the mail;
Many year has passed away since
II was marked "for SALE"
The Hartford republican. (Hartford, Ky.) 18??-1926, 1916-04-28

Mr.. j. F. Allen. Of Fordsville. re-
Gently had his house and its contents
destroyed by fire. The total loss Ia
about $500, with no insurance.
The Hartford republican. (Hartford, Ky.) 18??-1926, 1916-04-28

Breaking Plows. Vulcan Chilled.
Blue Bird and New Ground Flows at
reduced prices. II
w. E. ELLIS & BRO.
The Hartford republican. (Hartford, Ky.) 18??-1926, 1916-04-28
LODGE NOTES.
Odd Fellows Celebrate Anniversary
With Good Program.

Odd Fellow lodges ill over the
country celebrated the 97thanniver-
sary of the organization of the order
Thursday afternoon. Acme Lodge
No. 339 entertained at Castle hall
here and splendid program was
rendered for the occasion. Wives and
friends Of the members were invited
and the afternoon was highly enjoy
ed. Refreshments were served.
The Maccabees met in regular SEES
sion at the hall April 20 and work
was conferred In the last
two degrees. Several talks were
made for the good of the order and
that made by the new member was
one of the best ever heard by the
lodge. Members had been notified Of
the work by cards but owing to the
bad night there was small attend
ance.
The Masons had work in the first
degree at their last meeting (3d
Monday night and will have work
in the I'd degree next Monday night.
Several candidates have been given
membership into this ancient order
during the winter months.
$50
The Odd Fellows have been BOOM
ing here this winter IA candidates
having been given membership. Sew
eral from the local order recently ac-
companied a candidate to greensboro
where the greensboro lodge conferred
the work. A great time was report
ed.
The Hartford republican. (Hartford, Ky.) 18??-1926, 1916-04-28
Here and There.

The queens" are the only wasps
which survive the winter. all the
workers and drones being killed on.
The Hartford republican. (Hartford, Ky.) 18??-1926, 1916-04-28

Gillespie Brothers have moved
their blacksmith shop to the brick
building next door to their old stand,
now being on Union street. The
building formerly occupied by them
has been torn down.
The Commercial Hotel is being re-
paired and 1t is understood that II
will soon be reopened, probably
under the same management that
recently had charge. All of the
rooms will have new paper.
After April fst you will be fined II
you allow your chickens to run at
large. U. s. Carson has car load of
the best poultry wire. Also car of
American Wire Fencing for the field
fence. 39tf
The Columbia Lie Insurance Co.,
will loan you half the value of your
land for years. No loans taken
for less than $500. For terms, see
w. II. PARKS,
36tf Hartford, KY.
An inter-urban auto line has been
inaugurated between greensboro and
Beaver Dam, by way Of Hartford.
There has been in force for several
days a line between greensboro and
Hartford, making a round trip daily.
DR.. o. S. Crisler, v. NJ. d., Ex-
pertinent Station, Lexington. is In
Hartford and vicinity for short
while. He is looking after any cases
of hog cholera that may be in any
part of the county, as well as the
prevention of the disease.
DR.. ]. r. Taylor, Rowan Holbrook
and Sheriff s. o. Keown, in company
with Judge Henry Burnett and four
other Louisville men of prominence
are spending a few days fishing in
Taylors Lake, near Cromwell. They
will probably return to-day.
Joe Munday lectured at the Court
house to the men Sunday afternoon.
A very good crowd heard him and
those who attended were we'll pleas
ed. In order to be in keeping with
the name he lectured again Monday
evening to the women and children.
The remains of Mr.. Martin Rowe,
father of Mr.. Alvin Rowe, cashier
of the Farmers and Merchants Bank
of Centertown, were brought from
Bowling Green to Centertown and
Inferred in the cemetery there Sat
urday afternoon. He was So years
old at the time of his death and
leaves one son and two daughters.
The following were among those
who attended the X. 4. A., at Louis
Vile last week from Ohio county:
Misses Katherine Pendleton, Eliza
beth Moore, Irene Ward, Dena Rial
and Corinne Shuts, County Supt.
Ozna Shuts, H. E. Brown and Henry
Leach, Hartford, Mrs. l. s. Mason, J..
Logan Stillwell, d. s. Tanner, Nor
bert NJ. Ross, John H. and Marshall
Barnes, Beaver Dam, Miss Mary T.
Quisenberry, Fred T. Shultz, Lon
Richards and ]. T. Litsey Fordsville,
Miss Jessie Raley of Rosine.
The Hartford republican. (Hartford, Ky.) 18??-1926, 1916-04-28

Messrs. Byron Barnes and Ernest
Taylor, of Beaver Dam were mere
Tuesday. ~. ~ go
The Hartford republican. (Hartford, Ky.) 18??-1926, 1916-04-28
Hartford Republican.
FRIDAY, APRIL %.

L., III. & ST. l.. II. r.. TIME TABLE.
No. 113 due at Ellmitch 1882 p. m.
No. 10 due at Ellmitch 1880 q. m.
No. 112 Lv. Ellmitch .. $40 p. m.
AR. Irvington >. b:3b p. m.
Lv. Irvington =. 6:56 p. m.
Ar. Louisville 7:40 p. m.
No. Ill Lv. Louisville .. $685. q. m.
Ar. Irvington ..10:06 q. m.
Lv. Irvington .10:40 a. m.
Ar. Ellmitch -. 1904 p. m.
NJ, H. & E. r. r. TINE TABLE.
South Bound. No. lis
Due at Hartford. $500. .S:46 q. m.
North Bound. No. liz
Due at Hartford. 49,. .5:55 p. m.
(Both MIXED Trains.)
The Hartford republican. (Hartford, Ky.) 18??-1926, 1916-04-28

Mr.. and Mrs. Herbert Midkir are
the parents of fine girl. born Tues
day.
The Hartford republican. (Hartford, Ky.) 18??-1926, 1916-04-28

Mr.. r. E. Lee Simmerman is in
Louisville.
The Hartford republican. (Hartford, Ky.) 18??-1926, 1916-04-28

The Columbia Lie Insurance Co.,
will loan you half the value of your
land for years. No loans taken
for less than $500. For terms, see
w. II. PARKS,
36tf Hartford, Ky.
The Hartford republican. (Hartford, Ky.) 18??-1926, 1916-04-28

Mrs. Martha Ross is visiting rela-
tives in Elizabethtown.
The Hartford republican. (Hartford, Ky.) 18??-1926, 1916-04-28

Call at Ellis Milling Co. and see
the Aluminium cook vessels.
The Hartford republican. (Hartford, Ky.) 18??-1926, 1916-04-28

After April 1st you will be fined II
you allow your chickens to run at
large. U. s. Carson has car load of
the best poultry wire. Also a car of
American Wire Fencing for the field
fence. 39tf
The Hartford republican. (Hartford, Ky.) 18??-1926, 1916-04-28

Attorney A. d. Kirk has returned
from a trip to LAGRANGE and Louis
Ian 3 q
Vile. ,..t..,.,
The Hartford republican. (Hartford, Ky.) 18??-1926, 1916-04-28

Special Deputy Commissioners l..
C. Brown, of McHenry, was mere
Monday. 3s
The Hartford republican. (Hartford, Ky.) 18??-1926, 1916-04-28

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Mr.. r. E. Lee Simmerman is in
Louisville.
Mr.. and Mrs. e. G. Barrass were In
Louisville this week.
Mrs. b. w. Napier is visiting her
parents in Nashville.
Mrs. Martha Ross is visiting rela-
tives in Elizabethtown.
Call at Ellis Milling Co. and see
the Aluminium cook vessels.
Regular meals 25 cents.
CITY RESTAURANT. 8.
Mr.. and Mrs. Herbert Midkiff are
the parents of fine girl. born Tues
day.
Attorney A. d. Kirk has returned
from q trip to LAGRANGE and Louis
Vile. ,...,,..,.,
Messrs. Byron Barnes and Ernest
Taylor, of Beaver Dam were here
Tuesday. Iri "a Aei
Special Deputy Commissioner L.
C. Brown. of McHenry, was here
Monday. 3ts
Miss Mary Barrow. of Lexington
is the guest of her grandparents MI.
and Mrs. H. p. Taylor.
Mrs. ]. A. Bennett, who has been
confined to the bed for the last sew
eral days with reumatism. is better
BY using Eliis' Blue Ribbon Flour
YOU can stock your kitchen Win
Aluminium cook vessels at wholesale
prices. a
Mr.. w. @. Bennett and daughter
Miss Esther. have returned after
spending the winter in Titusviiie'
Florida.
Miss Marian Holbrook returned
from Louisville Wednesday where
she has been attending the Louisville
Conservatory. -.--. =. a.
The Hartford republican. (Hartford, Ky.) 18??-1926, 1916-04-28

Miss Mary Barrow. OF Lexington
is the guest of her grandparents, MI
and Mrs. H. p. Taylor.
The Hartford republican. (Hartford, Ky.) 18??-1926, 1916-04-28

Regular meals % cents.
CITY RESTAURANT. s
The Hartford republican. (Hartford, Ky.) 18??-1926, 1916-04-28

Mrs. ]. A. Bennett, who has been
confined to the bed for the last sew
eral DAYS with reumatism, Is better.
The Hartford republican. (Hartford, Ky.) 18??-1926, 1916-04-28

We are going fishing next week,
provided death and the weather keep
their hands often our arrangements
and If this blooming paper is publish
ed, Duke, King and the Devil will
have to do it..
The Hartford republican. (Hartford, Ky.) 18??-1926, 1916-04-28

Mr.. and Mrs. e. G. Barrass were In
Louisville this week.
The Hartford republican. (Hartford, Ky.) 18??-1926, 1916-04-28

We notice that our old friend J..
II. Thomas of Beads Oddly Strung"
fame is out in the Louisville Herald
for the Col, for president. We read
the article with much interest and
approval and quietly slipped it on
the string with the other beads.
The Hartford republican. (Hartford, Ky.) 18??-1926, 1916-04-28

DR.. J. r. Taylor, Rowan Holbrook
and Sheriff s. o. Keown, in company
with Judge Henry Burnett and four
other Louisville men of prominence
are spending a few days fishing in
Taylors Lake, near Cromwell. They
will probably return to-day.
The Hartford republican. (Hartford, Ky.) 18??-1926, 1916-04-28

BY using Eilis' Blue Ribbon Flour
you can stock your kitchen Win
Aluminium cook vessels at wholesale
The Hartford republican. (Hartford, Ky.) 18??-1926, 1916-04-28

Mrs. b. w. Napier is visiting her
parents in Nashville.
The Hartford republican. (Hartford, Ky.) 18??-1926, 1916-04-28

Mr.. w. q. Bennett and daughter
Miss Esther. have returned after
spending the winter In Titusviite'
Florida.
The Hartford republican. (Hartford, Ky.) 18??-1926, 1916-04-28

The Commercial Hotel is being re-
paired and it is understood that 1t
will soon be reopened, probably
under the same management that
recently had charge. All of the
rooms will have new paper.
The Hartford republican. (Hartford, Ky.) 18??-1926, 1916-04-28

An inter-urban auto line has been
inaugurated between greensboro and
Beaver Dam, by way Of Hartford.
There has been in force for several
days a line between greensboro and
Hartford, making a round trip daily.
The Hartford republican. (Hartford, Ky.) 18??-1926, 1916-04-28

Mrs. S. o. Keown is conducting the
affairs of the Sheriff's Office in ideal
shape while Sam is away on a fish
ing vacation. Who cares If Sam
stays away all summer?
The Hartford republican. (Hartford, Ky.) 18??-1926, 1916-04-28

The editor received a package
through the mail;
Many a year has passed away since
II was marked "for SALE"
The Hartford republican. (Hartford, Ky.) 18??-1926, 1916-04-28

Our idea of guy who has absolu-
tely nothing to do is enc who labors
for 16 years on a chess problem.
The Hartford republican. (Hartford, Ky.) 18??-1926, 1916-04-28

Miss Marian Holbrook returned
from Louisville Wednesday where
she has been attending the Louisviiie
Conservatory. r..
The Idaho recorder. [volume] (Salmon City, Idaho) 1886-1927, 1916-09-15
LATE MODEL IN SEPARATE SKIRTS.

When sports clothes made their APP
pearance up-to-dQte women came and
saw and were conquered by them.
They are not classed among the fads
of a season now but acknowledged as
new departure that promises to be-
come a permanent institution. They
have added lot Of color and vivacity
to the apparel of women, and have in
tiuenced styles in other lines. Al
ready specialists in designing them
have demonstrated that their charac-
ter and style lie in lines and in ma
terials as much as in color.
A separate skirt in a handsome
plaid, shown in the picture, Is not
classed among sports skirts, although
II might be. But 1t reflects the style
of the sports skirt. 1t is made ankle
length with bias edges of the goods
joined in a seam down the back and
the front. Pipings and parallel rows
of most workmanlike machine stitch
ing places it in the class that Is dis
tinguished by fine tailOring-and there
is nothing better.
The saddle-bag pockets. introduced
early in the season, proved an inspira'
ton for several pocket effects which
The Idaho recorder. [volume] (Salmon City, Idaho) 1886-1927, 1916-09-15

removal of her coat discloses her finery
in these thin materials, sometimes
hand embroidered, more often machine
embroidered, and often finished off, in
either case, with fancy needlewOrk
stitches. In the summertime her frilled
bonnet is much like her dress. and In
winter time it is apt to match her coat,
The little frock pictured above is OF
Observation-Disclosures batiste in a fine
quality. Among the embroidered houRc
ings there are many patterns that
seem made especially for children's
dresses. The flower designs are dainty
and the work fine. Such pattern is
needed for the little dress shown here.
Frills are set in the short sleeves and
they are made of the same houncing
as that used in the skirt. The skirt lie
set to a short baby waist, and what lit.
tie needlewOrk there is, is do0e by
hand.
The finest of crgandie edgings and
flouncings are used for making those
dressy bonnets, with double frills about
the face, that have permanent place
in style for little children.
The bonnet shown has a pu1eC
crown and is trimmed with a sof
The Idaho recorder. [volume] (Salmon City, Idaho) 1886-1927, 1916-09-15
Possibility of Combustion.

The danger of fire from Oil-soaked
rags such as many housekeepers keep
on hand for wiping up vanished
floors was demonstrated at tire-risk
exhibit given in a New York window
recently. A quantity of oil-soaked rags
were placed in the window with pla-
card stating that they were liable to
take fire at any time from instantane-
GUS combustion due to the action of
the atmosphere upon the rags. A num-
Der of small blazes were started by
rags in this window. In one instance
combustion took place within seven
hours after the rags were placed in
position,
The Idaho recorder. [volume] (Salmon City, Idaho) 1886-1927, 1916-09-15
SAW ADVERTISING IN SONG
Concert Committee Baked at Sugges-
ton Made by the close-Fisted
Coal Dealer.

They We're getting up chnrity con
cert In the small provincial town, and
the committee determined To work
hard to make great success of IT,.
The local mugnates and tradesmen
were called ON, and To one of the
latter, coal merchant, whose place
was somewhere I'm the North, nn APP
peal was duly made.
"Ah'm very sorry" was the coal mer-
chants reply to the committees rep
resentative, but Abs stopped sub
scribin' the a these things"
well, you'll give US m order for
an advertisement on the program p
suggested the caller.
The coal merchant shook his head
Then sudden inspiration seized him
"Ah1l tell We what Ahll dae, though,
he said "Ah1l get ma dochter tae
sing for ye-"
Right you are" said the other
What will put her down for?"
keep the Home Fires Burning
Cant be done" declared the con
cert man emphatically, folding up his
papers. III you won't subscribe III
take jolly good care you get no FREE
advertising on our program. "-Londol
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