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The Hays free press. [volume] (Hays, Kan.) 1908-1924, 1916-01-15
INDIGESTION, GAS
Or SICK STOMACH
Time it! Pape's Diapepsin ends
ali Stomach misery in five
minutes.

Do some foods you eat hit back
taste good, but work badly; ferment
into stubborn Jumps and cause a sick,
sour, gassy stomach? Now, Mr. or
Mrs Dyspeptic. jot this down: Pape's
Diapepsin digests everything, leaving
nothing to sour and upset you There
never was anything so safely quick, so
certainly effective. No difference how
badly your stomach is disordered you
will get happy relief in five minutes,
but what pleases you most is that it
strengthens and regulates your stom-
Rch so you can eat your favorite foods
without fear
You feel different as soon as ''Pape's
Diapepsin" comes In contact with the
stomach-distress just vanishes-your
stomach gets sweet, no gases, no belch-
ing, no eructations of undigested food
Go now, make the best investment
you ever made, by getting large fifty
cent case Of Pape's Diapepsin from any
store. You realize in five minutes how
needless it is to suffer from indiges-
ton, dyspepsia or bad stomach. Adv.
The Hays free press. [volume] (Hays, Kan.) 1908-1924, 1916-01-15
FOUND FAIR CLIENTS HUBBY
SIeuth's Methods Took Time, but Once
on the Trail He Was Certain
of Success.

After the third injection of iced tea
the great detective turned to his fair
visitor and said, You say your hus-
band used to be a baseball umpire and
all you know Of his whereabouts or
other belongings is that he is en-
ployed as a waiter at one of the city
restaurants2' %
"Excisely,' replied his visitor with a
slight foreign accent, according to the
Detroit Free Press.
81 will find him for you, but it may
take all day." said the great detective.
And going to the telephone he called
up the proprietor of every restaurant
in the city and extracted from each a
promise not to allow any hapjacks to
be made that day.
NOW come with me-" said the great
detective, and they began a tour OF the
city's 213 restaurants. Not until the
one hundred and fifteenth did the
great detective genius find its reward.
"a plate of f1apjacks with two
straws, please" he ordered for the
one hundred and fifteenth time.
The waiter threw back his head and
q strange mystic light shone in his
eyes as he intoned loudly: Batter is
Quit"
Your umpirel" cried the great de
tective, and, leaping to his feet, he
stripped the walters false mustache
from his face.
It was his fair clients husband.
The Hays free press. [volume] (Hays, Kan.) 1908-1924, 1916-01-15
TAKE SALTS TO FLUSH
KIDNEYS If BACK HURTS
Says Too Much Meat Forms Uric Acid
Which Clogs the Kidneys and
Irritates the Bladder.

Most folks forget that the kidneys,
like the bowels, get sluggish and clog.
ged and need a flushing occasionally,
else we have backache and dull misery
in the kidney region, severe head
aches, rheumatic twinges, torpid liver,
acid stomach, sleepIessness and all
sorts of bladder disorders.
You simply must keep your kidneys
active and clean, and the moment you
feel an ache or pain in the kidney
region, get about four ounces Of Jad
Salts from any good drug store here,
take a tablespoonful in a glass of
water before breakfast for few days
and your kidneys will then act fine.
This famous salts is made from the
acid Of grapes and lemon juice, COM
bined with lithia, and is harmless to
flush clogged kidneys and stimulate
them to normal activity. 1t also neu-
tralizes the acids in the urine so il
no longer irritates, thus ending blad-
der disorders.
Jad Salts is harmless; inexpensive;
makes a delightful effervescent lithia-
water drink which everybody should
take now and then to keep their kid
neys clean, thus avoiding serious COM
plications.
A well-known local druggist says he
sells lots of lad Salts to folks who be-
Heve in overcoming kidney trouble
while it is only trouble.-Adv.
The Hays free press. [volume] (Hays, Kan.) 1908-1924, 1916-01-15

spoon in his mouth This inventor saw the light
of day first in South Dakota village He spent
some of his childhood at Evanston. another small
town. He received his common school and high
school education at Paw Paw. Mich. which is no
metropolis. He has had to paddle his own hnan-
cial canoe and help the folks" besides He has
been denied opportunity and has forced his own
pathway.
Does he expect riches to come Immediately?
This is his point of view:
81 expect to get royalties later My invention
has to prove its worth first If wealth comes. it
will be the reward for toll and disbursement
certainty don't expect to sit around and wait for
money to be dropped into my hat
Let me pay a tribute to two who have
stood by me and helped to make this aeroplane in
vention possible One is Prof. Philip Fox Of Dear
born observatory. The other is Prof Henry Crew
of the physics department at Northwestern. Mr.
Fox helped me with my experiments much as
one man could help another As for Mr.. Crew
the training got under him in learning to analyze
things is priceless.
This analytic training has taught to sit
down with a vagrant idea and pursue it to first
principles-to get to the heart of every PROPOSE
ton
Mr. RusseIls first money-making invention
an electric blanket This device looks like
ordinary bed comforter. Its stufing, however. is
interviewer with fine wires incased in asbestos
Connected with an ordinary light socket the blan-
ket develops considerable heat-enough, say, to
keep an outdoor sleeper comfortable when the
mercury is huddled at the bottom of the tube
improvement on ordinary cOol-breeze makers; an
electric heating pad. similar in principle of
struction to the blanket. and a thermostat for
controlling electric heat.
What promises to be another important inven-
ton, however, is eIectrO-ma ghetto Tapid-fire
gun. Mr. Russell has been working at odd times
on this idea for several months The principle is
the expulsion Of missiles from gun without the
use OF explosive material, he says. and expert
ments with workshop models have been highly
gratifying.
1T may be years. though. before 1 perfect it."
the young smiles. 81 have the idea fixed in
mind and it is a matter of developing the idea
Someone else may produce a successful gun OF
this type before do. 1 have gun that will shoot
all right, but it isn't ready for the market
by a long shot
And just to show you that a rising young inTen-
tor is ordinary human being like the rest OF
US, here's one on MI Russell: He didn't want the
photographer to take his picture as he stood with
his sleeves rolled up before work bench be-
cause he thought that the dense growth of black
hair his would show when the picture
appeared in the paper. Furthermore, he
very careful to fix the knot of his four-in-hand
tie lust so" before he said "An ready"
The Hays free press. [volume] (Hays, Kan.) 1908-1924, 1916-01-15
A n u RIG
The Newest Discovery in Chemistry

This is a recent discovery Of Dr..
Pierce, who is head OF the Invalids'
Hotel and Surgical Institute at Buffalo,
n. 7. Experiments at DR.. Pierce's
Hospital for several years proved that
there is no other eliminator OF uric
acid that can be compared to it For
those easily recognized symptoms Of
tnfiammation-as backache, scaIding
urine and frequent urination, as well
as sediment in the urine, or II uric
acid In the blood has caused rheuma-
tism, it is simply wonderful how sure
~ "Anuric" acts. The best Of results are
always obtained in cases OF acute
rheumatism in the joints, IN gravel
and govt, and invariably the pains and
stiffness which so frequently and per
ststently accompany the disease rap
idly disappear.
Go to your nearest drug store and
The Hays free press. [volume] (Hays, Kan.) 1908-1924, 1916-01-15

simply ask for q 5o-cent package @
"Anuric" manufactured by DR.. Pierce
or even write Dr. Pierce for g larg0
trial package (10c). II you suspec8
kidney or bladder trouble, send hfD .
sample Of your water and describe
symptoms. Dr.. Pierce's chemist WIZ
examine it, then Dr.. Pierce VIII report
to you without fee or charge
NOTE @Anuric" IS thirty-ssTCE
times more active than Iithia in clint
mating uric acid, and is harmless but
reliable chemical compound that may
be safely given to children, but should
De used only by groEn-ups who aefH-
ally wish to restore their kidneys TO
perfect health, by conscienti01Ely
using one box-or more In extrem0
cases-as ~Anuric' (thauks TO d..
Pierce's achieYement) IS by far the
most perfect kidney and bladder Coz
rector obtaiIable.
The Hays free press. [volume] (Hays, Kan.) 1908-1924, 1916-01-15
Domestic Drama.

Where are the papers?" he de-
handed
She looked him fearlessly in the
eye. q have hidden them" she said
calmly
Woman! You dare to defy me?
Produce those papers instantly, or
+"
That will do. Henry. Sit down and
eat your breakfast, and III give you
the morning papers after you are
through. I'm tired of seeing you so
absorbed in the war news in the morn
ing that you haven't time to say q
word to me or the children
The Hays free press. [volume] (Hays, Kan.) 1908-1924, 1916-01-15
How He pscrihed Ii.

The newly arrived citizen from
Italy was trying his best to buy a
colander, but could not make the clerk
understand what he wanted. The clerk
showed him several kinds of pans, but
at each he shook his head Finally
he got an idea.
"Giv-a me dis-a kind" he said "Ze
water go ahead. ze macaroni stop"
The Hays free press. [volume] (Hays, Kan.) 1908-1924, 1916-01-15
MANLIKE TEETh OF ANCIENT APE.

Prof G. Thache eminent British geoiogs article
in he nfnaI world
in
is
the
their o purposes
The Hays free press. [volume] (Hays, Kan.) 1908-1924, 1916-01-15

Purely = Defensive Measure.
Hear how old Wogram got even
with the war;"
mo. How'd he do it?"
Well, when the war cut OF the dye
stuffs Wogram cut on his wbiskers."-
Judge.
The Hays free press. [volume] (Hays, Kan.) 1908-1924, 1916-01-15
TEcHNlcALIrIEs OF THE INDICTMENT.

nwnn
the
be stated the Indictment and
Virginia.
trial murder The evidence showed that the murder
The did not the murder committed at Lnc
everybody that Inches Station Campbell county that
The Hays free press. [volume] (Hays, Kan.) 1908-1924, 1916-01-15

Not Gray Hairs but Tired Eyes
make Us look older than we are Keep
your Eyes young and you viii look young.
After the Movies Murine Your Eyes. Don't
tell your age Murine Eye Remedy CO.
Chicago. Sends Eye Book on request
The Hays free press. [volume] (Hays, Kan.) 1908-1924, 1916-01-15
VULGAR DISPLAY OF WEALTH.

MY face is my fortune" said the conscious
beauty
We'll it isn't necessary for you to be con-
stantIy flashing your ron' remarked the male
cynic-Judge-
The Hays free press. [volume] (Hays, Kan.) 1908-1924, 1916-01-15

Natural Conclusion.
He-I see the West fears a horse
famine
She-Why? Haven't they automO-
biles out there?
The Hays free press. [volume] (Hays, Kan.) 1908-1924, 1916-01-15

Love and coins cay be tested by the
ring.
The Hays free press. [volume] (Hays, Kan.) 1908-1924, 1916-01-15
A Question.

Nurse-The new patient in our ward
Is 1ight-headed
Doctor-DeIirious or blonde?
The Hays free press. [volume] (Hays, Kan.) 1908-1924, 1916-01-15
pivertinn the Funds

DIVertInq the FUNDS.
Jacks father sent him money to
hire a tutor
''Well?"
He hired a chauffeur-said that
was the kind of tooter he needed"
The Hays free press. [volume] (Hays, Kan.) 1908-1924, 1916-01-15

The moral of . dogs tail always
points to the past
The Hays free press. [volume] (Hays, Kan.) 1908-1924, 1916-01-15


trial-Melvine DavissOn
The Hays free press. [volume] (Hays, Kan.) 1908-1924, 1916-01-15
T. GAARLE RuSSLL

F a young fellow has the right stuff In
him there is no limit to his soaring
especially if he invents an aeroplane
that is as safe as a rocking chair"
And this is the situation which Mr.. T,
Charles Russell, a Chicago inventor.
faces. After five years of hard work
and fighting big odds he stands on the
threshold of wealth and fame
Seven or eight years ago, Russell
was freshman in the academic course
at Northwestern university. Evanston,
III. He had an uncannY knack for I'M.
The sun. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1833-1916, 1916-06-10
CORONER BLAMES HEALERS.
Threatens Action After Death "f
Two.Y~ar.Old Roy.

As the result of the death last Tues
day of William Jurgens. Jr. : years
old. Of 4s2 Jamaica avenue, East New
York, Coroner Frank =. Senior said last
nigh, that he would summon i've women
Christian Science h'alers to testify AT an
inquest 10 be held to-day or tomorrow.
According TO the Coroner. tho child
died from heart weakness following i'll
ness from diphtheritic sore throat. II
boy had been i'll four weeks and was
treated by the TWO women, Two physi-
clans were called on Tuesday afternoon,
bu. IL WAS too late. Under tho circuin-
stances they declined to issue a dealt
certificate.
Coroner Senior II Interested also IT.
the den.h II few weeks ago OF "a littlo
grl who ~ aid to have visited In"
home ~ an uncie ~ Niliism Jurg"'s,
Jr The Jure.ns child. according 80 a
report, was tdtsu to the huuSs while she
was there III, Coroner l~slicyee the
girl may have contracted her fatal ill-
ness from him
Il was said yesterday also that dur
ing her httl. brother illness H.l"u
Jurgens. . years Did continued to at
tend Public -choo No \. wh"r. sh'
came In contact with scores ut children
daily. Coror"" senior said tnat after
the inquest he might lay The facts IN the
case before TN" Grand Jury and seek for
the indictment Of the christian Sci'n-
fists ON a charge OF ans lighter.
The sun. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1833-1916, 1916-06-10
IS ARRESTED
ON CLIENTS CHARGE
Capt. WcstcOtt Of Marines
Says W. F.. Maymc Has Kept
His Money.

~ tho reouesr OF District Attorney
Swami OF Manhattan, William T..
Ma yme, u LAWYER with offices IN Man
haitian, wa arrested at his home on
Tompkins avenue. New Brighton, Staten
Island, yesterday 10y Detectives Lewis
and Crocheruu. county Judp- i iilrIv
Ticrnan held Wayne m $4,000 hail to
sppear before District Attorney swami
to-day,
The complaint against Maynlc t. made
by capt. Charles Tldon Westcott 81 HE
United States Marine Corps, vino Is at
present on a fuglough, CAPT Westcot'
savs that Wayne has failed To- turn over
10 hin eight United States-Cuba Sugar
bonus, valued at about $1,000. These
bonds, the Captain charges, were sent TO
Mayme. when Capt. Westcott Was sta =
toned In California In December last.
for the purpose Of having Wayne raise
money on them 10 pay off a mortgage
on some property owned by the Captain.
1t Is further charged that Mayn". after
receiving tho bonds, wrote Ia capt.
Westcott that he was unable to IND a
market for them and that the Captain
theRlfeut his $4,000 life insurance policy.
The sun. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1833-1916, 1916-06-10
$4,000 MARCH IN
BRONX DAY PARADE
Afternoon Programme Cur
tailed Somewhat on Account
Of the Dampncss.
ONE FATAL ACCIDENT

If Bronx workers in Manhattan were
In a little more OF a hurry than usual
yesterday to get home they were justified
because Il was Bronx Day" the grand
fete day of the borough and county on
the north. II was celebrated with a
half holiday ali over The Bronx. There
was a parade Of rs. 900 school children
In the afternoon and a big demons,ra-
ton and parade at night, In which II Is
estimated hat 10000 persons took part.
The afternoon programme was curtailed
on account OF the dampness. but the eve
ming demonstration went of as sched-
uled. There was one fatal accident to
MAJ the day.
The school children began their parade
at 80 O'Clock at Grand Concoursc and
18TH street n marched past the re-
viewing stand at Burnside avenue ana
lsO:h street. Following the children's
parade there were games In the parks -.
The evening parade began at $ 80 and
lasted several hours. A Gordon OF
| mounted police cleared the way through
the crowded streets. and following the
| police were about 500 automobiles
Major Joseph !. Berry Of the Second
Battalion was grand marshal OF the
military division. led by the Eighth Coast
| Defence command. Other military or
CARNATIONS participating were the SIX
ty-ninth Infantry. Twelfth Infantry,
Twenty-second Engineers, Hospital
| Corps. Second Field Artillery.
Following the military division came
Borough President Maihew~on Ia al
| automobile and the Plattsburs Military
Training Battalion. spanish American
War Veterans, Legion OF Foreign Wars
Veterans. Sons OF Veterans. Oliver Til
den Camp. No. Is. Boy Scouts First
Naval Battalion Cadets. American
! Guards Cadets, Junior Guard Cadets
Lone Star Battalion, Washington
Heights Battalion. -. George Battalion
and Battery +. Second Field Artillery.
The civic division was headed by
| Richard W. Lawrence. marshal. followed
by various fraternal orders. Y. NJ. G. A.
| members. Scotch Highlander bands,
Bronx social clubs and n suffrage delega-
ton In white with yellow sashes.
The only fatal accident ~ the day
occurred when Morris Goldman, II.
rushing from his home a; s5 Peck
street 10 view the parade. was struck
and Knocked down by an auto truck
owned by L%unergan Bros and driven by
Michael Gurofalo. @i2 East lb0th street.
When AN ambulance from Lincoln Hos
pital arrived the boy was dead. The
driver was arrested. but later rarolcd IN
the custody Of his employers.
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Somebody dug NJ = couple cf Nelkins
somewhtr, late last night and Installed
one IN each contention hall early this
rnorninS. where 10, patriots walioped
them al day until Va" welkins rang ard
rang ana r"nc
The le~srr ANT more raucous velkin
ras nailed w tu , prominent spot right
out -u .he %. ddl' ~ The auditorium
Moose yari p. replqnc tho ha't"rc' Nui
kin which. although T, bear for punish
ment, had tn br,tr, beaten out Of It
long before la.t nights session vas adj
.iournsd.
The smaller II NOR. frasil, weiklu,
which was decorated with large hJ" !
OF satin ribbon. va hung IN tn Colt
scum. where tie R.puhl oiu d-icsat's
after punching tn time clock, gazeu
blankiy at il To- q tine, but finally
mustered mp courage enough 10 walk
right up aud sap 1t severely enousi.
IN the wrist 20 make II tinklc aud tlukle
and tinkle.
Insta 1ior rgc welkins took MP all ths
pre-conNe.t.-4 hours of tn morning
from dawn not devoted t. ~, equally
tedious wo.A Il visiting and ta- elt.,,s
stout wrapping wine AROUND the Ont
side walls and root If the Auditorium
Moose yard ag.!us' tho arrival of the
first Progressive TItr!o' 10 enter tho
Auditorium 1heatre will u yell.
Next there was talk OF anchoring the
building moro securely TO The stat 90
Illinois and OF installing stout oaken
r~silings IN from .' .acl row OF scat
so that in eArruI. lal,N emotional mr.
ments this Mooso delegates could have
something TO gnaw AT Instead Of biting
the building and tle orchestra chairs
full OF holes as they have been doing
every few minute sine" last W"dnes-
day.
The sun. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1833-1916, 1916-06-10
AMERICANS WARNED.
..Incspedtrut and uasard""s' ~
Enter Nrsico Now, says Polk.

r., pAso June G.-While Americans
have not been Forbidden by their Govern
men, ,o enter Mexico advices from s"'-
irr Secretary 81 state Polk warn
Americans ,n,, such action would be
~"in.xped,cnt n hazardous ~ TIL"
time collector nj CUSTOM, H. J." Coon
has ordered al inspectors At tho inter-
national bridge 10 warn ali Americans
A. n result none has LETT Juare@,
However. \. ! McIusttrrs, general
manager Of tho A'varado Mining and
Milling Company, said II" believed II
wnnld he entirely safc Tor representa-
,ivrs Of his company to 40 I" l'arral.
where ,hr m'ura pre located aud where
ngN,ing between American tr""2e ana
Parral citizens and Mexican soldiers re
Gently occurred, II. said two such rep
ros,ntatlves VIII leave shortly for thI-
raj
W. Il. Ballard Of the tfuco d" May1
mines. san l'cdro, chihuahua, VINO ar
rived here to-day, said anti-Amoripin
feeling wa strong around san Antonio
ana Crures
"Thcre f. much sniring ON Amer
cans ~ these vic'niiirs and n'so a'oun'
Nam'Qulpa, h" said.
The body of the American truckina'
killed by "a Mexican AT III Nalle, Mon
ico. several days ago has been identitl"d
az that of Theodore BaRley Of New Sorl
ci,y. according to deSrotches receive,
at Columbus field headquarters. After
nm investigation the military au'hori'
ties released tho Mexican who shot tn,
truckman, Il being asserted thar IN,
American was seeking to enter the Mex
leans house.
Nineteen United States soldiers wet,
killed in the Psrral riots and the bodies
which were buried near Parral, are I,
I've brought to the United States. a.
cording IA An American soldier. who ha'
arrived here from NinIVuipa, lie sal,
he passed "a motor truck train coins
south from N~amiquipa with a large mum,
Der Of cofinA
The sun. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1833-1916, 1916-06-10

In Mexico and elsewhere. the advicrs
state. these agents are employing nativ"
as s,anfs .rd are husilr circulating
ttroueh ~, press insiru7'iorS that mo
I nit-d states bent urun territorial OK
~ tho cNpens" OF Latin Nin'Ti-
can countries, Nv way uf casing dis
trust y. the repeated assertions OF lresl-
den, Wilson that th' United states
wants no moro territory ard is peri. ctl,
Wiling 80 L.. her sistsr republics an the
Western hemisphere work out their own
destiny the propagsndis's persist IN re-
ruiuliuc Nh, Latin Americans % thu fact
tina, American forces arc mo-, only in
Mexico but in HsytL Sauto Domingo n
Nicaragua II t. regarded hoy" a., more
than n coincidence that exactly This same
line of reasoning was followed 10y cav
rama III hi last note demanding q with
drawal Of IN, American forces from
NcNIr"
Tho oltl,n, oc the American r'il' -
his not, IL understood 10 hay, been I'%-
cus.ed a. to-iay's meeting Of tn" cab
net. although secretary Lansing on l""N-
ing the Whit. Hnu g would not say Wh'n
the communication would b" sent ~"
Indicated tina, II would ~ an extremely
Iengthy communication, which was inter
preted IN mean that i, would seek 10
comply with that part NJ Carrauhas note
which demanded u categorical state
ment' Of the purpose OF the fer4hins
expedition.
ON the other hand the impression thar
the mote. VIII refuse to comply with the
demands fnr an immediate withdrawal Of
mo troops Is still encouraged In Admin
istyattou ~rifrlrr. Md h"caus" OF tins
and the disturbing reports from NsNl''
the outlook T. view.i htre with inorenS-
ne pla1m. M oth'ial Of tho state De-
pertinent won't - tar tu-ulEhi as 10 Pre-
dict that II the Nmrrican reply does f'i
To- satisfy the Carrarza Government the
United States win h" driven I" inc
threshold ~ general int rvcntion
The sun. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1833-1916, 1916-06-10

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