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The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1916-04-28
A Secret.

Does anybody know how Van Geld
made his money!
Evidently not. Otherwise Van
would probably be in Jail"
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1916-04-28
On With tha Dance

Il could die dancing with you" said
Jones' partner as she placed her No.
IL on his corn-upholstered trilby.
THE sentiment is mutual" was all
poor Jones could gasp.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1916-04-28

DR.. Pierce's Pellets are best for liver,
bowels and stomach. One little Pellet for
laxative-three for cathartic.-Adv.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1916-04-28
Diligent.

What has he accomplished from
studying art?"
Wei hc frequently paints the
tow, I'D
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1916-04-28

Worse than a crouch Is the man who
likes to catch you with one and talk
about It.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1916-04-28
F0WkaD0id
Operations
These Three Women Tell How They
Escaped the Dreadful Ordeal Of
Surgical Operations.

Hospitals great and necessary institutions but they
should be the last for who suffer with ills
peculiar to their Many letters file in the Pinkha
Laboratory Lynn Mass, prove that great number OF
after they have been recommended to submit to an
operation have been made we'll by Lydia E. Pinkhams
Vegetable Compound. Here three such letters All
sick women should read them.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1916-04-28

In order to pose as first-class the
orist a man must have perfect con-
fidence in his imagination.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1916-04-28

Haste makes waste" despite the
fact that one has to hustle In order
to keep up with the wagon.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1916-04-28

Only a fool goose would tackle the
golden-egg business.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1916-04-28
Limited,

Mrs. Mayer suppose you trust
your husband implicitly.
Mrs. Gyer-Yes-to certain extent.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1916-04-28
Contrary Reason.

why is that man out Of the run
ning?"
Because he has no standing"
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1916-04-28

The almighty dollar covers a multi
tude of queer transactions.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1916-04-28

Any man may fool other men. but
1t takes a genius to fosl a woman.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1916-04-28
Natural Effect.

What's that old duffer -croakine
about now"
Says he has a frog in his throat.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1916-04-28

Some people get a lot Of satisfac-
ton out of trouble by lying about it.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1916-04-28

It Is not on earth that heavens !ua.
t!ce snfs,--nickens.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1916-04-28

Antarctic ice covers much copper.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1916-04-28

with female troubles that could not do anything and doctor
undergo operation could hardly walk
without help about Vegetable Compound and what
had done for others thought would try IT. got Gos d; q
Pnhams sanate Wash and used them according to
They helped lam able all work and well
Mrs Hos DwYER $50 Milwaukee Ave, East Detroit Mich
Bellevue suffered than tongue tell with terrible
they told that could get vel WITHOUT g
GOOD many other that recommended to none
Of them helped friend advised to give Lydia Pink
trial The first bottle helped Kept
taking know what TO be sick any more and
am picking weight am 20 old and weigh 40 POUNDS
It viii the greatest pleasure to me can have the 9ppor-
unity recommend to any other su1eng IRENE
FRoEICHER Manhattan St, North Side, Bellevue "a
you would like special advice write to Lydia Ia Pinkha
Mass. Your letter viii De opened
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1916-04-28

Marinette, Visit went to the doctor and
trouble. and hated to have it done as had been
married only short time. would have terrible
pains and my hands and feet were cold all the
time took Lydia E. Pinkham's Vegetable Com
pound and was cured, and feel better in every
way. I give you permission to publish my name
because am so thankful that / feel well again"
Mrs. FRED BEHNKE, Marinette, Wis.
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1916-07-22
New War Game.

Playing war got three small boys
into the Columbus Qnd.) city court.
They had been reading the newspa-
pers. They knew eggs were cheaper
and also about the latest things In gas
bombs. They armed themselves with
eggs, playing that they were hand
bombs, then lay in ambush to await
the coming Of the enemy. Just any
sort of an enemy would satisfy them.
John J. Hosea, manager of the Citi-
zens Telephone company in Columbus,
happened to come along with his new
ly-washed touring car. Clarence KEEP
ley, friend. was riding with him. The
boys decided the car was battleship
or a Taube or something like that,
and they opened fire. Eggs spattered
the sides of the car. Kepley jumped
out of the machine and gave chase.
He captured one boy, who confessed
and gave the names of his confeder-
ates. They were loaded in the car and
taken to the city court, where Mayor
Volland lectured them.
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1916-07-22
LITTLE THINGS THAT COUNT
Comparatively Trivial Trouble In Phil
adeIphia Building Made Structure
Temporarily Worthless.

Any high-school girl graduate can
write q pretty essay on THE Little
Things That Count"
For example, q cinder in the eye Is
more formidable than Mount Shasta,
$500 miles away. One fly spoils bar
rel OF ointment, and SO on indefinitely.
Had the president Of the United
States resigned at 11:45 o'clock on a
recent day scores Of persons would
have been less affected than they were
when the elevator men In skyscraper
at Broad and Chestnut quit work.
We do have vice president, but We
have no wings to carry us to our eight
eenth floor Offices. CONSERVATION is
a feeble word and far too anemic to
describe the feelings Of that throng of
men and women who swiftly clogged
the corridors of that huge building.
Can you imagine more futile thing
than 20 floors OF masonry and steel
without an elevator? You never can
imagine how many people shoot up and
down in these iron-grilled cages in ten
minutes, until the cages cease to fly
like shuttles on a weaver's loom
Just few cents worth of human en-
ergy in the arm of a man, or rather
the lack of it, puts s3.000.000 worth Of
building on the scrap heap..Phila
delphia Public Ledger.
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1916-07-22
HELD ACT WAS JUSTIFIED
Judge Put Himself In the Prisoners
Position and Felt He Would
Have Also Slain.

If there was one thing Ossup Mango
was partial to, it was good moving
picture. So he settled down in an aisle
seat with sigh of expectation as the
eighty-seventh episode of "The Haz-
ards of Hannah" began on the screen.
Just as the note explaining the vii
lain's motive was flashed on, stout
man with all his hair in his whiskers
wedged himself in front of Ossup On
his way to an inside seat.
.Pshaw, missed the motel" thought
ossup. "Ah! He's going to blow up the
bridget"
Half a second before the dynamite
went off, thin woman with three
babies in her arms got in front Of him
on her way in.
"And / love explosions, tool" NUT.
tered Ossup But few minutes later
he frightened, for the aeroplane chase
started.
All during the chase Ossup was gaz.
ing at the back Of a fireman who had
got wedged between Ossup's knees and
the seat in front.
81 know!" thought Ossup. '4I'll wait
for the second show and see the parts
these people have made me miss!" And
he did, and during the note scene thu
thin woman stood In front Of him OF
her way out, the fireman blocked thu
bridge explosion and the stout mai
hid the aeroplane chase.
| It was then that Ossup Mango kille'
Ii =
chide him for complaining aloud. Blu
later, the Judge who tried him, being
movie fan himself, discharged hir
with words Of commendation.-In diar
apolis Star
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1916-07-22
ANSWER THE ALARM
Ocala People Should Not Delay

Ocala People Should Not Delay
If your kidneys are infamed,
Don't stand around and do nothing.
Like a fire it will soon be beyond
control.
You will get the alarm in time
Backache, or dizziness or disorders
of the urine.
Heed the warning.
Give your kidneys a rest by living
more carefully.
Use Doan's Kidney Pills to help
stamp out the cause.
Profit by an Ocala statement
J. A. Chandler, proprietor OF The
New Grocery, "a w. Broadway, Ocala,
saws: zone of my family had been
having considerable trouble with the
back and kidneys. At one time the
patient was obliged to give up for sew
eral days on account of lameness
across the back. As soon as Doan's
Kidney Pills were taken, these. trou-
bles were relieved and by continuing
their use, cure was eventually
made"
Price soc. at all dealers. Don't
simply ask for a kidney remedy-ge1
Doan's Kidney Pills-the same thai
Mr.. Chandler recommends. Foster
Milburn Co., Props, Buffalo, n. I. a
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1916-07-22
An Effective Mask.

such a lot of things happened this
afternoon, dear" said Mrs. Young
bride to her husband. Il complained
to Norah about the stove not being
blackened and she put on her things
and left Then decided to black the
stove myself. and right in the midst
of 1t who should call but Mrs. De-
Style"
What in the world did you do?"
81 just put some more blackening
on my face, went to the door and told
her I wasn't in. And on she went,
saying she would call again. "-Boston
Trauacrinf
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1916-07-22
The Palm Beach Club Enjoys a Merry
Hour of Jest and Song
Produced Under the Direction of Les
ter Lucas of Coburn's Minstrels
Assisted by Sibbald Wilson
AT THE TEMPLE WEDNESDAY
EVENING, JULY 26

Selections will be made from the
following by singers and comedians:
Singers: Pat Anderson, Linn Sand
|ers, Alfred Green, Leroy Bridges,
Kenneth MacKay, Duncan Mcdonald
and Dick Stroud. testers: Sibbald
Wilson, DIR. Jack Halton, Rae Fer
guson, Usher Norwood, Austin Ben
nett and Carol Blalock.
Alabama Jubilee; Hesitating Blues,
| by Usher Norwood.
Hello Hawaii How Are You; A Cot
tage, Some Roses and You, by "Pat"
Anderson.
At the Fountain of Youth; Where
Did Robinson Crusoe Go With Friday
on Saturday, by Rae Ferguson.
Sunshine of Your Smile; Way Down
Yonder, by Alfred Green.
Are You from Dixie; Those Good
Old Days Back Home, by Carol Bla-
lock.
| Walkin' the Dog; / 'Aint Got No
body, by Austin Bennett.
Introduction of the premiers, Slb-
bald Wilson and Jack Halton.
! Pray for the Lights to Go Out; Oh,
How that Woman Could Cook, by
ISibbald Wilson.
! Because l Have You; When the
Southern Moon is Swinging Low, by
Linn Sanders.
J, Some Little Bug Will Get You Some
Time; You Can't Get Along With I'm
, or Without EN-, by Jack Halton-
A Dream; Down Deep in Sub
/ marine, by Lester Lucas.
Grand final introducing keep the
Home Fires Burning" by entire com
) lpany.
81 Overture by orchestra.
: A fifteen minute skit entitled Chali
: Talk, by Wilson and Ferguson. In
PRODUCING feats of ambidexterity AMI
t comic cretaceous creations.
t Burlesque on Sextette from Lucia
Tickets went on sale at the Cour
, Pharmacy this morning.
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1916-07-22
Biliousness and Stomach Trouble

1.-TWO years ago I suffered from fire.,
ouent attacks of stomach trouble and
biliousness," writes Miss Emma YER
bryke, Lima, Ohio. 1T could eat very
little food that agreed with me and /
became so dizzy and sick at my
stomach at times that had to take
hold of something to keep from fall
ing. Seeing Chamberlain's Tablets
advertised / decided to try them.
improved rapidly" Obtainable every
where. Adv.
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1916-07-22
Hits American Trade.

Chinese are becoming so adept in
the manufacture of biscuit and crack
ers that the Hongkong product is be-
ginning to compete with the imported
articles, having already Worsted com
petition from Shanghai. This will af-
feet the United States, from which the
major portion of biscuit, crackers and
cakes for China have been imported.
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1916-07-22

a myriad of caravans Of the past
bleach along the desert trails. cara
vans that mostly came to harm at the
hands OF marauders; but there are
some among them destroyed by thirst,
by the sand storm or by the water OF
wells poisoned in inter-tribal wars.
OF all three risky Tripolitan trades,
the caravan trade is the most risky;
and the old caravan men will find lit
tie in the newer industry OF war for
which their peace-time labors have
not fully prepared them.
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1916-07-22
The Final Test.

Can you tell me whether or not
our navy is a good one?' asked the
anxious citizen.
Not yet,' replied the sarcastic
man. There is such hopeless diff
ference of opinion regarding our navy
that am going to reserve my own
opinion until it goes out and tackles
a hostile feet
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1916-07-22
ODD FELLOWS

Tulula Lodge No. %, /. o. o. 2,
meets every Tuesday evening IN the
odd Fellows hall on the third floor OF
the Star Office building at 8 o'clock
promptly. A warm welcome always
extended to visiting brothers.
F. E. McClane, n. G.
L. H. Pillans, Secretary.
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1916-07-22
wooDMEN OF THE WORLD

Fort King Camp No. II meets ct
the K. of P. hall at 1880 p. m. every
second and fourth Friday. Visiting
sovereigns are always welcome.
J. w. Lamar, C. G.
Chas z. Sage. Clerk.
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1916-07-22
ocALA LODGE NO. zss. B. P. o. E.

Ocaia Lodge No. 2S6, Benevolent
aud Protective Order of Elks. meets
the second and fourth Tues1av even
ings in each month. Visiting breth-
rem always welcome. Club house
opposite postofice, east side.
r. S. Rogers, E. r.
E. ]. Crook. Secretary.
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1916-07-22
ORDER OF EASTERN STAR

ocala Chapter. No. 29, o. e. s.
meets at Yonge's hall the second and
.ourth Thursday evenings OF eacn
month at 720 O'Clock.
Mrs. Myrtle G. Kramer. w. NJ
Mrs. 1iiiian simmons. Sec'y.
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1916-07-22
KNIGHTS OF PYTHIAE

ocala Lodge No. l9. Conventions
held every Monday at 7:30 p. N. at
Castle Hall, over the James Carlisle
drugstore. 4 cordial welcome to vis'
ting brothers. G. A. Nash, c. c..
CIas. K. sage. K. OF r. s. 40
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1916-07-22
oCALA TEMPLE
PYTHIAN SISTERS

The Ocala Temple Lodge No. %
Pythian Sisters, meets every Tuesday
afternoon at 2:30 at Castle Hall, west
of courthouse. Visiting members are
cordially invited TO meet with as.
Kate B. Howell. d. r
Lena Tompkins. M e. G.
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1916-07-22
uncanny knoMIedae.

The Charlotte Observer says that
there hasn't been red petticoat in
North Carolina since the big sleet-"
That's entirely too much for any one
editor to now.-Nashville Tonnes
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1916-07-22
HARIoN-DUNN MASONIC LODGE

Marion-Dunn Lodge No. 10, 2. Z
A. NJ, meets on the ffrst and thru
Thursday EVENING" OF each month at
600 o'clock, until further notice.
8. C. Webb, w. Il.
Jake Brown. Secretary. Ad
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1916-07-22

sea at It's Deepest Point.
The greatest known depth OF the
sea is eight and three-quarfers miles
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1916-07-22

We have new perfume, Bouquet
Dozira, fine lasting extract, 81 per
ounce. Gerig's. z
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1916-07-22
OCALA FRATERnAL ORDERS
oHAPTER NO. Is. n. a. n.

Regular conversations of the ocala
Chapter No. Ii, e. A. NJ, on the
fourth Friday in every month &C
s .. m. A. z. Burnett, Il. 2.
Jake Brown, Sec'y.
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1916-07-22
IN THE CIRCUIT COURT OF THE
FIFTH JUDICIAL CIRCUIT OF
FLORIDA, MARION COUNTY, IN
CHANs ERY.

Walter Ray, N G. Wade and Flora
NJ Osborn Formerly Flora Nor
rison), Compliments, versus the
Unknown Owners and Claimants OF
the Lands Hereinafter Described.
Defendants.
The compliments having filed
sworn bill in this cause, alleging tnat
they believe there are persons inter
ested in the property hereinafter de-
scribed, whose names are unknown TO
them, it is therefore ordered that al
parties claiming an interest in the fol-
lowing described lands, lying and be-
ing in Marion county, Florida, to-
wit: sec. lp; h ~,
SEX of seA II ~
NrrrrH Of N M rvvA of SWA
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1916-07-22
vEcETARLEs MILK AND EGGS

from our own farm daily. Open night
and day. Merchants Cafe. Il
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1916-07-22
COMMERCIAL CLUB MINsTRELs

(Lester Lucas Conversationalist)
Arizona republican., 1916-10-21

dirty jobs for small pay. They live where the job is They do not pe- come naturalized because they do not know anything about naturalization, !" she concludeded with words of praise of the domestic immigration policy of the man she advocates for presi- dent.
 For the vindicaJion of national hon. or Mrs. Nelson O'Shaughnessy. wife of the former charge de affaIres at Mexico and author of The Experi- ences of a Diplomats Wife in Mex ico. urged the election of MT Hughes. She declared that MeXico's greatest misfortune was to be our neighbor and drew q vivid word picture of the destruction of the nation To safeguard our possessions at home and abroad she advocated q change of administration
 Mrs. Frank Mebane, active civic worker declared that while the south had been favored under the present administration she did not believe any tfuc greatness could be achieved as a naticn until scctionalism was abolished. She said it was time fer the south to take the world view. to recognize no north. no south, no east no west. "The national con- science must be aroused to effective ly coTe with the problems that arise and that can only be solved by na ' tional measures. Charles Evans Hughes Is the man to do it.
 Miss Rita Kisson. Montessori ex- pert. suggested that the Wilson ad- ministration be "submarined." Ma tional pride was an issue in this campaign, she said She was weary of the snickering and sneering ot foreign powers and asked that d real nan be put in power
 Mrs. Alice Sinljer Burke. former chairman of the 17th Assembly oi the National Progressive party. stated 1 that women owed their allegiance to Mir. Hughes for his protection ot | children. He had another warm fol- lower in Miss Margaret ogden, Sar | Francisco attorney, who sketched his i career briefly touching upon ths
 many phases of his labors that ha- benefited humanity
 Miss Frances Keller. who conceived the idea of woman's campaign spe- cial which is being financed by l00' 1 women. made a vigorous speech whicf was roundly applauded and declare,
Arizona republican., 1916-10-21
GLENDALE TURNS UT AND GREETS
 WOMEN VISITORS WITH OPEu ARMS

longer. The dinner hour was ap- preaching. Beside people who expect an event 10 take place at nine o'clock feel some resentment when it has not occurred at eleven.
 But the people stayed and more came so that when ten minutes past eleven several of the visitors arrived. the crowd was larger than ever No tune was lost in beginning the meet ing. After a brief conference with Mrs J. L. Cant the chairman, Mrs Nelson O'Shaughenessey, wife of the former charge of the American en- bassy at Mexico City during the Huer- ta administration, briefly gave a first hand view of the troubled affairs of Mexico, nation that had been ruined by the American government which had neglected it's own concerns in that unhappy country. She described the peace that the administration had maintained with Mexico as "blood- drenched peace.
 Mrs. Cant then introduced Mrs Will liam Curtis Demerest of New York who put the audience into fine humor with an anecdoje and told the aud ience why she was for MT. Hughes for president She was followed by Miss Rita Kissem and she by Mrs. Alice Snitzer Burke. The last speaker was Mrs. Elizabeth Freeman. who reviewed at length the legislation, the enact ment of which, President Wilson has been particularly active The speeches were all necessarily brief as the time set for the luncheon at the Womans s Club had long since passed.
 While the crowd was waiting a small group of democratic ladies headed by a pleasant bright-eyed little woman, were busy distributing Wilson buttons, which however were not in demand. The remarks of the speakers were liberally applauded by the republicans. some democrats and by many prohibi- tionists, of which there are a great number in the vicinity of Glendale.
Arizona republican., 1916-10-21

"So its Hughes, Hughes. Hughes. Please drop your opposition
 Whats the use? He will make investigation Ere he gives us legislation We've no better man that
 You are, Mir Hughes"
 Rita kisson. Women speakers leaders in the worlds work today, with logical ar eument set forth reason after req son for the election of Charles Evans Hughes for president, yesterday.
 Two hundred and thirty women. republicans and democrats, at the public luncheon at the Woman's club were charged to cast their ballot for the man who will vindicate our honor" by the women of the cam paign special.
 More than the number present were turned away from the clubhouse for lack Of room md they later attended the big meeting at the Y stadium where in vigorous terms the hearers were called tO vote for Hughes.
 The speakers with their vastly dif-