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Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1916-02-29
The Real Mr.. Turk

ONE OF the surprises OF the war for many
~ people has been the bearing of the Turk.
The Turk has always been known as 4
formula bic tighter. but he has not borne a
high reputation for humanity. Yet both the
French and British soldiers who fought ut
Gaiipoli bear witness 10 the good faith and
kindness of their opponents. And recently
British nurses who had been serving III the
Serbian hospitals were treated by the Turks
of Albania with Il humanity and generosity
seldom exceeded i'll Christian lands.
The truth is that heretofore have
chiefly known the Turk through his worst
siGc-bis political and industrial inCapacity
and his occasional outbursts OF cruelty.
Travellers have told us from time to time OF
his uprightncss in business and his frequent
Kindness, but 1t remained FOR the soldiers Of
Western Europe 10 discover and publish
these virtues to the world.
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1916-02-29
SkaSSs Suys:


The more man has the more he wants
unless he has a lot of poor kin.
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1916-02-29
Faxes and Death

- LRMAN newspapers are not welcoming
NJ the new war taxes, just announced by
the government. The conservative press dis
likes Them because they Interfere with the
war profits OF manufacturers and the incomes
Of landowners. while the Socialists say the
load viii fall heaviest on the already over
burdcnod shoulders of the poor All news
paper opinion is inclined to he critical. be
cause the taxes represent reputation of the
governments solemn announcement made six
months ago that there were to be no war
imposs
According To that earlier announcement
the expenses Of the great struggle were to he
financed by means OF loans and made good
at the conclusion OF peace. by Il gigantic in
dcmniiy wrif1!g from a defeated enemy. The
indemnity no longer seems certain, while
the depreciation OF German currency and The
heavy discount at which the war bonds are
sold are alarming German inancers and
making new taxes imperative
No wonder the Kaiser throws his heroic
.eierahS on the guns OF Ncrdun. in n last
desperate attempt To bring the conflict TO an
early ana Victorious close,
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1916-02-29
Miss .IohiistOn.
Some Addresscs,
Pence.

Pence.
Now. God be thanked who has matched MS with
His hour,
And caught our youth, and Weakened us from
sleeping.
With hand made sure. clear eye and sharpcncd
power
TO turn, as swimmers into cleanliness leaning.
Glad from world grown old and cold and
weary
Leave the sick hearts that honor could not
move,
And half-men and their dirty songs and drcary
And all tho little emptiness of love!
0Is,wc who have known shame. have found
release there.
Where there's no i'll no grief, bu, sleep has
monding,
Naught broken save this body. lost but
breath;
Nothing to shake the laughing hearts long
peace there
But only agony, and that has ending;
And the worst friend and enemy Is but
Death. Rupert Brooke
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1916-02-29

ADDRESS ALI COMMUNICATIONS to Tho Times
Dispatch. and TO individuals.
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1916-02-29

SPECIAL ADVERTISING REPRESENTATIVES,; Un,-
Ing New York; Mutual Life bulldog. rhiini. niiin;
Peoples Gas Building, Chicago.
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1916-02-29

TELEPHONE: Randolph l.. Private Branch Exchange
connecting with Mi departments.
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1916-02-29

PCBIIsHED every day In tho yea. at 10 South Tenth
street Richmond w.. by the Times dispatch Pnh-
fishing Co. Inc. Charles Z. Hms,rook. Editor a1d
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1916-02-29
Can't Fool nm Old Fool.

What do you think OF this new woman ,,or.
mcnt%
II think it's the same old woman disvrisa .
The National Geographic Magazine b.s
funny column--to-w wit:
Are You Iungary?"
Yes. Siam"
Well, come along and I'll FIN"
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1916-02-29
Her Only Chuncc.

In" opii!nist-Did your wife accent Won inc
first time you proposed?
The PcsSimiSt-Of course she did
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1916-02-29
Nearly Finished.


'rubbs-fou heard young IIinotcs nj tb. ,,usi
CAFE. would YOU say he a finished singer
Stubbs--lie came very near being bn. tho
,""'Sh'h' citizen with the shotgun proved to
he Il poor mark sman.
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1916-02-29

III Ambassador Bcrnstorf should ever get
his passport he would have to wait on Berlin
TO know what he should do with it.
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1916-02-29

Why don't the theatrical managers in New
York who are afraid OF critics views" 30
after the playwrights?
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1916-02-29

Wichita real estate dealers have organized
an association that will lake in everybody
The scheme was patented long ago in other
parts Of the country, and is still in business
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1916-02-29
Queries and Answers
Equal SuHru..c.

Equal Suffrage.
viii YOU tell me who was the first woman in
tins country TO come out for woman's suffrage
MRS. II.
il is commonly considered that the first was
Margaret Brent. of ST Mary Md a kinswomon
OF Lord Baltimore, about 80 years ago.
Please translate for me Muchas sracias nor q,
recucrdo de navidad MISS {;
Many thanks for the birthday remembrance
WIN, An Address.
Miles? MISS X 4 N -
Washington. u. G.. is sufficient
Eugene Walter.
Cleveland, o.. November ~. 1874. lie is a
play wright. Yes. "
W. nat Is IL" pay of Il district collector of in :
lr c M rsV"nnen What becomes or the proceeds
OF the United states tax on physicians?
, .-, j. T. COPELAND. NJ D.
and any other money.
please tell me when Miss Mary Johnston ,,os
born and where, and the titles OF her works
buchanan Va. November 81 1870 "Prisoncr.
o. ioEe ,"ro Iiay ,, and TO Hold, Audrey;
Lewis Rand" THE Long Roll" Cease Eiri"l. :,
"llagar" etc. 7'
Some Addrcsses.
Please give the addresses of DR. Frank Crane
Dorothy Dix, Marion lIarland. Rt.
In Your order, ac5 West Fifty -nfth Street
New York city: New York journal New yori,
City; $50 West Ninety fourth street New Y"rl
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Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1916-02-29
THE I>lSPATCIf
ES. I 8 8 U

Catered January e. 1905 the Post office
Richmond Va. scCond-class matter
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1916-02-29

VIII YOU give the address OF General Nelson a
Miles? MISS X N
Washington u. c.. is sufficient.
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1916-02-29
Eugene Wnltcr

- FuGrhc Walter.
Where nnd when was Eugene Waiter born
what does he do, is he living" MRS {, p +
Cleveland o.. November ~ 1871 lie is :
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1916-02-29
SpIlfliSh.
An dtlrPs

Please translate for me Muchas sracias por ell
fecutFu" ne haEidad MISS c.
Many thanks for the birthday remembrance
New Britain herald. [microfilm reel] (New Britain, Conn.) 1890-1976, 1916-10-14
First Baptist Church.

Morning worship, 10:45 a. M,
What Anger Will Do for a Man." Is
the theme for the morning in exposi-
ton of Matt. 5:21-26. Story sermon
for the children, "Bolts and Hinges"
Sunday school, 1915 p. m. Beginners,
primary, junior and senior depart
ments with organized classes. Y. P. S..
G. 3. 7 p. m. "Public Spirit and How
to Cultivate It." Leader, Mr.. E. c..
Connolly. At 10 a m. the men of
the church will participate in the
home visitation on Five Year Pro-
gram Day will meet in conference.
Volunteers welcome. Minister. Rev.
Earle B. Cross.
New Britain herald. [microfilm reel] (New Britain, Conn.) 1890-1976, 1916-10-14
Stanley Memorial Church.

Services at the Stanley Memorial
church for the coming week are an
nounced as follows by the pastor, Rev.
J. E. Rees:
Sunday, morning service at 1O:45;
Sunday school at noon; young
peoples meeting at o'clock; Tues
day, meeting of Central Asso ciation
Of congregational churches at South
ington; Wednesday, Ladies' Aid So
ciety meeting at 230 o'clock and
Boy Scouts meeting at o'clock; Fri
day, Girls club at 1880 o'clock
New Britain herald. [microfilm reel] (New Britain, Conn.) 1890-1976, 1916-10-14

president Of ST. Thomas Seminary,
Hartford, will preach the sermon.
There will be special music by the
regular choir with the assistance Of
Ralph Mixer, violinist, Hartford; Miss
Laura P. Farrell, soprano, and an
orchestra Of six pieces.
The musical program follow:
Cavatina ................. Bohm
Kyrie, Gloria, Credo. .Leprovost
Veni Creator .......... Bartschmidt
Ave Maria ........ Bach CORN on
Soprano solo with violin obligato
Sanctus Agnus Del. .Leprovost
Holy God
Edward F. Foley, organist.
New Britain herald. [microfilm reel] (New Britain, Conn.) 1890-1976, 1916-10-14
Church Notices.
Trinity Methodist Episcopal Church

Trinity Methodist Episcopal Church.
A special rally day service in the
Trinity Methodist Episcopal church
tomorrow.
The public is cordially invited to
attend the special rally day services
which will begin at 1O:45 a. m. in
the auditorium of the church. The
program will be as follows:
Organ Prelude-tMelodie" ......
... .'............. WeStbrook
Professional Hymn - "OnWard
Christian Soldiers
Invocation and Lords prayer. 80.
.............. Mr.. Agard
Anthem-"I am Alpha and Omega"
Responsive service
School prayer and response
Cradle Roll promotion exercises
Kindergarten promotion exercises
(a). Kindergarten song
(b). Bestowing Of diplomas
Solo-"The Ninety and Nine" 49,.
Olive Littlehales
Primary promotion exercises
(a). Primary song
(b). Bestowing of diplomas
Solo-"Nearer My God to Thee.
Olive Davis
Address-"A Bigger, Better School,
................. Mr.. Cook
Offertory-'Lo. the Day Of Rest.
Observation-Disclosures. Gilchrist
announcement of prizes
Reception of church members
Hymn-"Lead On o King Eternar
Benediction and response
The evening Young Peoples meet
ing at $50 will be lead by the Phil
athea class.
At the 7:30 meeting Mr.. Cook viii
speak on the subject, when Johnny
Comes Marching Home"
New Britain herald. [microfilm reel] (New Britain, Conn.) 1890-1976, 1916-10-14
PEOPLES Church.

Court street.-The Little Church
Around the Corner" Just like home.
Pastor Hartman will occupy the pull
pit both morning and evening. Pray
ers at 10 a M; worship, 10:45 a. M;
Sunday school, 1915 p. M; young
people, 5:45 p. M, evening worship
at 7 o'clock Sermon Topics-Morn-
ing: "The Church and the Ordi-
nances" Evening: 'Hindrances TO
Revival" The Fellowship Prayer
Meeting, Thursday at 7:45, is very
New Britain herald. [microfilm reel] (New Britain, Conn.) 1890-1976, 1916-10-14
South CONGREGATIONAL Church.

Sunday school, boys department
at $50; 10:45, church service. DR..
Hill will preach on the subject 1.-The
Projection Of Goodness" 1910,
Sunday school; 4:3O, vesper service.
Monday at $3.50, there will be a meet
ing of the Womens Home Missionary
society. Thursday at TAB p. NJ, there
will be a church night service.
New Britain herald. [microfilm reel] (New Britain, Conn.) 1890-1976, 1916-10-14
A. M. e. Zion Church.

The notice for the A. M. E. Zion
church for tomorrow's services is as
follows: Rev. J. S. Gurley will preach
at 1O:45 a. M, subject, 1.-THE Power
of the Gospel" 1890, Sunday
school; $50 p. m, the c. E. Society,
subject, public Spirit and How to
Cultivate It." Psalms, 122,1-9; 7:30
p. M, preaching by the pastor, sub
ject, Daniel"
New Britain herald. [microfilm reel] (New Britain, Conn.) 1890-1976, 1916-10-14
Swedish Lutheran Church.

Mr.. Benson of the Old Folks Home
at Brooklyn, will speak at both the
morning and evening services at the
Swedish Lutheran church tomorrow.
The collection will be taken for the
institution. Rev. DR.. S. G. Gilman,
pastor, will conduct the m forming serv-
ices
New Britain herald. [microfilm reel] (New Britain, Conn.) 1890-1976, 1916-10-14
Swedish Elm Church.

Swedish Elm Baptist church, J. E.
Klingberg, pastor. Sunday school at
10 o'clock. Morning service at II
with sermon by the pastor Rev.
Dan. A. Challberg will speak at the
Young Peoples meeting at o'clock
in the afternoon also at the evening
service at p. m.
New Britain herald. [microfilm reel] (New Britain, Conn.) 1890-1976, 1916-10-14
Hillcrest Universalist Church.

427 West Main street Services,
Sunday evening. 1880. DR.. Dilling-
ham will preach. ALI friends of the
movement are urged to be present
New Britain herald. [microfilm reel] (New Britain, Conn.) 1890-1976, 1916-10-14

country, a truly great preacher with
a great message. The Bible and
Missions will be the general themes
of the convention, and all the speak
ers are said to be able and interest
New Britain herald. [microfilm reel] (New Britain, Conn.) 1890-1976, 1916-10-14
Emmanuel Gospel Church.

Booth hall, Milton S. Anderson,
pastor. The pastor will speak in the
morning at 1O:45 o'clock and in the
evening at 7:16 o'clock. Praise and
0rayer service, 1918 o'clock; Bible
tchool at 1915 o'clock; and Young
Peoples meeting at 6 o'clock. A
cordial welcome to ALL
New Britain herald. [microfilm reel] (New Britain, Conn.) 1890-1976, 1916-10-14

p. M Young peoples evening serv-
ice at $50. Sunday school and Bible
class at y noon. Prayer and social
services Thursday nights at o'clock.
All are cordially invited to these
services.
New Britain herald. [microfilm reel] (New Britain, Conn.) 1890-1976, 1916-10-14

ing. The Rev. H. D. Campbell, from
the Congo is a unique and original
speaker. The convention convenes at
10 o'clock each day and holds morn
ing, afternoon and evening sessions
New Britain herald. [microfilm reel] (New Britain, Conn.) 1890-1976, 1916-10-14
First Baptist Church Music.

Prelude-"Romance" ...... Harriss
Anthem-"The Woods and Every
Sweet Smelling Tree $500. West
Tenor solo-'Lead Thou Me On
WOOD
Postlude-"Lous Deo' ...... Dubois
New Britain herald. [microfilm reel] (New Britain, Conn.) 1890-1976, 1916-10-14

coming Of Rev. A. B. Simpson, D. D..
of New York, for the closing service,
insures the entire success of the con-
vention, as he is one Of the most in
spirational religious teachers in the
New Britain herald. [microfilm reel] (New Britain, Conn.) 1890-1976, 1916-10-14
ST. Joseph's Church.

ST. Joseph's church, after having
been completely renovated, will be
dedicated tomorrow morning.
Rev. Maurice T. McAuliffe, vice
New Britain herald. [microfilm reel] (New Britain, Conn.) 1890-1976, 1916-10-14

Chapel, corner Of West Main street
and Park Place. Morning service
10:45. Subject Doctrine Of
Atonement." Sunday School 9:45
"a m. Wednesday evening meeting at
o'clock. The Reading Room is
open week days at same address
from 2 to o'clock.
New Britain herald. [microfilm reel] (New Britain, Conn.) 1890-1976, 1916-10-14
English Lutheran Church.

TIungerford Court, Frederick G.
Wunder pastor.
Morning worship, 1O:45; Sunday
school at noon; Cathechetical class,
Tuesday at 7:15 at "a Hawkins street
New Britain herald. [microfilm reel] (New Britain, Conn.) 1890-1976, 1916-10-14
helpful hour.

The Peoples church is looking for
ward with eagerness to the fall con-
vention, to be held on Wednesday and
Thursday the 25th and 18th. The
New Britain herald. [microfilm reel] (New Britain, Conn.) 1890-1976, 1916-10-14
Second Advent Church.

Elder E. F. White, pastor. Preach
ing services, 10:45 a. m. and 7:15
The Bridgeport evening farmer. [volume] (Bridgeport, Conn.) 1866-1917, 1916-11-17

started, Pennsylvania avenue was
tnronged from the Capitol to the War,
state, and Navy Department. Thou
SANDS OF persons standing on the side
walks added their voices to those of
the paraders and helped to swell the
nNghty roar for President Wilson
washington had never before seen
such spectacle by night. The dem
onstrat1on was proposed by the Wo-
mems Wilson Union Of Washington,
ana the details were arranged by
Charles w. Darr, Robert N Harper,
Melvin G. Hazen and other friends of
the President.
Aerial Bombs Exploded.
The parade, which looked like an
inaugural procession by night, formed
at the Capitol at 1880 O'Clock. 1t
started from the Peace Monument
ABOUT 3. A score Of bands heralded
It's coming. AS the vanguard ap-
proached the reviewing stand the
chorus of more than 800 voices sang
virginia melodies in tribute to Presi-
dent and Mrs. Wilson. This was fol-
lowed by Presidential salute of 81
aerial bombs from the Ellipse. It was
arranged to have the bombs explode
Immediately over the White House.
one OF them carried three American
flags, which hung over the White
House for several minutes with a
searchlight on them.
The Court Of Honor, the section of
pennsylvania avenue between Fiji
teenth and Seventeenth streets, was
a veritable blaze Of red fire while
the parade passed. -
A brigade Of High school cadets
lined up along both sides Of the Court
of Honor, waving colored torches The
boys hurled red fire and drop bags
on the grand stand.
The procession was led by a platoon
of mounted police, Immediately fol-
lowed by the Marine Band. Chief
Marshal Harper and his staff came
next. They were followed by the Off
GERS of the Wilson and Marshall Dem
ocratic associations. The pedestrian
marchers proceeded UP the avenue 20
abreast. The automobiles travelled six
The Bridgeport evening farmer. [volume] (Bridgeport, Conn.) 1866-1917, 1916-11-17
PARADE OF THOUSANDS
OF MERRY DEMOCRATS
WELCOMES PRESIDENT

Washington, Nov. 17.-Thousands OF
enthusiastic Americans from every
quarter of the United States gave a
great demonstration here last night in
celebration of President Wilson's re-
election. A procession including more
than 1000 automobiles and 10000 peo-
pie on foot, passed from Peace Monu-
ment at the west side Of the Capitol
grounds, by the White House, and to
seventeenth street, where it disband-
en The marchers carried red lights,
yelled for Wilson and. waved Amer
lean flags.
president Wilson reviewed the great
er part of the parade from the north
.portico Of the White House. The par
tyS besides the President, included
Mrs. Wilson, Mrs. Boiling Mrs. Will
sons mother, Miss Helen Bones and a
few other guests.
The Wilson and Marshall Democratic
association, $50 strong, headed by Sec
rotary Tumulty, marched through the
White House grounds and up to the
porttco, where the President and his
family were waiting. After being re-
viewed the association passed out of
the grounds. Fireworks lighted up
the whole Of Pennsylvania avenue
Immediately in front of the Executive
Mansion.
S<,renade the President.
At the conclusion Of the parade a
mixed chorus Of some 300 voices, which
had been on a reviewing stand in
front of the White House grounds.
filed through the east gate and up to
where the Presidential party. were
standing.
Under the leadership Of Percy Fos-
ter of this city. they sang America. -
Garry Me Back to Old Virginia. and
the Star Spangled Banner" The
President joined in the chorus of each
song.
Although there were cries Of
Speech Speech" the President did
not respond. but held a reception on
the White House portico in honor Of
the singers.
At the conclusion Of the concert the
crowd gave three cheers for the Pres
ident and then dispersed.
For hours before the, procession
The Bridgeport evening farmer. [volume] (Bridgeport, Conn.) 1866-1917, 1916-11-17
MRS. ELLA POLAND
756 STATE STREET
EXTOLS LAX-A-T0N
She Says 1t is the Most Won
derful Stomach Remedy That
She Has Ever Heard Of.

The proof of the pudding is in the
eating and it is an old adage that is
absolutely true. Lax-a-Tone has with
stood the criticism Of it's users in
Bridgeport and is today the most
popular remedy ever sold in this city,
It is not cure all, but is a scientific
formula for diseases of the stomach,
liver and kidneys. It is not what we
say about it, but what our neighbors
say. Perhaps some of them are
friends of yours that have Endorsed
this remedy. Just ask them if it is not
true about the wonderful results they
receive then abide by their decision.
Mrs. Boland says:
For long time I have been afflict-
ed with sour acid stomach, was bloat-
ed and could not eat nothing at all
without great distress. I felt tired and
weary all the time and could never
seem to get rested. I do not resi-
tate for one moment to recommend
this remedy and am pleased to say
a good word for it and I would not
be without it."
Lax-a-Tone is for sale at Hartigan's
Drug Store, 81 Fairfield avenue, and
Main and Congress streets.-Adver-
tisement.
The Bridgeport evening farmer. [volume] (Bridgeport, Conn.) 1866-1917, 1916-11-17
.sst. inspector COM

e. hremen ..... 1,0O0.00 1,ZOU.UU
The proposed increases in pay will
Id about $1,000 to the annual budget
ior the police department and ST.
700 to the expenditure for the fire
department.
President John c. Stanley of the
police board who appeared in favor
of the increase for the men in his
department advocated that the "spe-
ciaP' system now in force be done
away with and that the specials be
made regular members of the depart
ment He said the efficiency of tho
department would be increased by
this plan. He said il was the pur-
pose Of his board to ask the board
Of apportionment for additional clerk
hire. A change in the ordinance
will be made giving the president Of
the police board the right to detail
regular policemen as chauffeurs.
President John A. Leonard Of the
fire board said the Bridgeport fire de-
partment is one of the most efficient
in the country and yet its members
are the poorest paid class OF labore's
in Bridgeport today with the excen-
ton of some 1e year old boys in the
factories"
Under the new ordinance the fro
men will be divided into grades reach
ing the maximum salary and Grade A
after two years service. The ordin-
ance gives the right to the commits
sioners to punish attractions Of the
rules by reducing offenders in grade
with an accompanying reduction in
salary.
The Bridgeport evening farmer. [volume] (Bridgeport, Conn.) 1866-1917, 1916-11-17
GOLD STORAGE HOLDINGS
OF CREAMERY BUTTER.

Reports from 17s cold .storages
show that their rooms contain ST.
3sS.oss pounds Of creamery butter as
compared with s5,640.774 pounds in
1o6 storages on October I.
Tho'f42 storages that reported hold
fngB on November Of this year and
last year. difference Of 1924, 676
pounds or 14!5 per cent. The re-
ports Of 1b2 storages show that their
holdings decreased IA per cent. dur
ing October az compared with the de-
crease OF f7.5 per cent. during Sep
tember. shown In our last report Last
year the holdings. increased 1T per
cent. during September and decrease
Cd IS psr cent. during October. A
summary Of this report was released
By wire on November .. As a few
cold storases have not responded to
ths monthly inquiries, this report does
not include all holdings.
The Bridgeport evening farmer. [volume] (Bridgeport, Conn.) 1866-1917, 1916-11-17
SPORTOCRAPHY'
I never saw q pugi1ist
Muss up another Teller,

Muss up another Teller,
But said. Gee, II that was me
You bet that would heller.
"A bets B Sallee Of the Giants is
left handler. Who wins7" This is q
serious inquiry made to the sporting
editor Of the New York Sun. And
the chances are that this "B" person
is permitted to go about without a
keeper, too.
BALL playing becomes very monot-
onous," remarks one of the lit'ry dia-
mond stars. Yep, and judging from
the way some of 'em play it 1t must be
worse than that-it must be positively
hateful.
The fans refuse to become excited
about the '-McGraw CASE 1t is sim
ply that Jawn said something in the
heat of excitemsnt-and Jawn has
been saying things in the heat of ex-
element for twenty years Or more.
Grouchy Gus Says:
Santa Claus is like gentleman pu-
gilist'-one hears g. lot about him,
but nobody ever saw him.