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El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1916-11-28
Little Interviews
Says United States Has Inundated Mexico
81 Pasos Business District Is Too Small

AT ARDENTLY wish that the punt
tive expedition would abandon my
u country as soon as possible. for
the tranquility Of our national spirit"
said Alberto $ Diaz. collector of Gus
toms at Juarez- Il do not recognize
nor do I concede 70 the government Of
the United States any rights but that
Of the strongest TO NEEDLE in our in
terror politics. nor TO invade our terri
tory for any trivial cause. Such con-
duct could not be approved by any ma
ton OF the world. Ny country has al
vays had its doors open TO everybody
without any distinction Of race and
We Mexicans OTen our arms 10 all for
elgners and always receive them with
frank hospitality, Offering them the
wealth OF our land No country in the
world has benefited as much as the
United States from our commercial re-
lauons and the explorations OF our ma
tural resources All foreign capital
finds in my country an open and eX-
tensive field. Every company and asso-
citation every foreign subject, eSpe-
cially the North American. has always
enjoyed the best guarantee. even priv
ileges that We Mexicans have not had.
States has unJustly Inundated US. first,
in Vera Cruz, and after. on this from
tier, with its so-called punitive expe-
dition. contrary 10 the wishes of my
government. presenting 20 the face o.
the world the hor ible spectacle of the
greatest OF injustices- I say Inundated
because the armed invasion OF \ pow
er1ul country against another weaker
one tacitly implies a humiliation that
can be repaired only in the same man
ner. and the stain washed with blood.
We have suffered and borne IL pa
tiently. The government OF the United
States viii never be aole to vindicate
itself before history. nor will she be
able TO Justify herself before the
world for its ineXplicabIe conduct But
] do not blame the people of that couu-
try People that / admire for their
Intelligence and industriousneSs. I
blame its government. which I judge
facilitating in the case OF Mexico. Al
though I hope that the government Of
that great nation viii recognize its err
ror. and viii perform an act of strict
and elevated justice by Withdrawing
from Mexico its punitive forces
do not wish to give any official char
acter 10 my words, which express only
my personal opinion"
X
DO YOU know. FL Psso always has
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1916-11-28

sunday afternoon was out with A
number OF friends on the new concrete
road above the city. and which con-
slider one Of the best road~ays in the
south said R y. Wright Concrete
roads are largely used in California.
while there is also a species OF wood
that Is being used there The concrete
viii not wear down and is much easier
repaired than the asphalt paving"
1T is surprising how many tourists
en- route through FL PasO stop in the
city. ard spend few days. attracted b.
its wonderful prosperity said c. D.
wheeler 7 have occasion to speIid
cutie a bit OF time at the union station
and naturally notice the large traffic
II IS also astonishing to note how many
people are acquainted with FL Paso and
It's factories also. as Judging from the
remarks made this lite CITY is one OF
the most widely advertised in the coun-
try Many large amounts OF money is
lett IN the city by tourists. as FL PasO
IS the natural southern gateway be-
tween the east and the west"
In resolution passed by the cOuu-
Gil dur1ng the seSQuicentennial celebra-
ton held in 1907. the proper spelling
or the Pennsylvania city is Pitts
b-u-r-g-H," said ". +. Parkin, OF
Flttsoursh, Pa The postoftice au-
thorities have sanctioned this form. 50
that il is now the official spelling.
This photography was adopted in order
10 distinguish the Pennsylvania city
from the other towns OF the same name
throughout the country There vas
considerable discussion over the ques-
ton at the time"
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1916-11-28
Short Snatches From Everywhere

state
tons--Brooklyn Eagle
woodrow also seems to have received some rural
acknowledgements star
After all Shadow Lawn found its place in the
st Louis Globe Democrat
Mr. Hughes realizes the fact that the report OF his
election vas greatly exaggerated-florida Times
Few men can have followed the returns with more
complicated emotions than Col ooseyelt-Springheid
Republican
be continued despite Mr.. Hughess objections-Florda
Times-Union.
thirteen electoral votes in doubtful state are
lucSier than ballot No Is in voting boOth-New
York Morning Telegraph
California voted for He kept out OF war
although it is the most likely state Of all 10 get him
into war-Indianapolis Star
The future OF AustTia-IIungary looks dark to the
ls saao s sa2 @1 sPs0e Gees not
The first cargo Of wheat from Argentina has
arrived in Galveston n il succeeds in heading OF the
American.
There is big money in a good mine. says an
or else the other fellow digs it all up. You never
get it--Austin Statesman
in the mint beds OF Bourbon kentgeky and vii re
fryan0Memphis Commercial al 4 ppeai.
Miss Rankin makes her own clothes and hats and
~ H ~ ,ba No. ssts To1nd ne Hon JesrnoFts
Rankin viii not serve many terms in eonsress-NeV
In granting Polish Jews the right OF seIf-zovern-
relgiOus matters the Germans pushing the
Russians very hard in the matter OF concessions
the Poles her rival benefsctors Poland may
be given real freedom and asked 70 for 1t
in military service.-san Francisco Chronicle.
We don't intend to dispute the election returns
from the Rio GTande but a rumor IS spreading that
eminent paragrapher who supposed to be in
valided with govt really laid up with chigzsrs
caught a fishing trip. you believe
what they say in Texas.-Boston Daily Advertiser.
The idea that Texas is a big ranch and people
wild and woody still exists in parts OF the
country and this illustrated the other day
women from the erfete east delegates to the
L. D. c. asked to assigned homes cattle ranch
while attending the OBSERVATION-DISCLOSURES Crezss)
Democrat
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1916-11-28
Arizona Officer For The Arizona

With the display of bit sentiment than usually
charactezes branch of the government, the navy de-
partment has assigned Of the navigating officers
Of the superdresdnought Arizona Arizona youth,
Lieut.. Harlow T. Kays, fine young officer whose boy
hood home ii Phoenix, who graduated from the
Phoenix high school and from the United States naval
academy followed the flag almost all the world and
completing assignment in charge of eight naval
recruiting stations the Atlantic Perhaps the
navy department Is to be credited with the sent-
ment, for Lieut.. Rays applied to be assigned to the
battleship bearing the Of his home state.
Arizona has three young naval officers all of whom
might be glad of assignment to the superdTesd-
nought They Lieut.. Kays his brother Lieut.. Com.
Herbert T. Rays, and Lieut.. Arthur S. Dysart. One
might 90 far to express the wish that Of the
three might some day command the Arizona it
fer the fact that the ship the best of her class
the world, viii be- for the nayyS purposes ready for
the scrap heap before any them reaches his captancy
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1916-11-28
MATRIMONIAL FABLES
The Amiable Wife of the Fortunate Man.
BY DOROTHY DIX.

q Fortunate mat. Man nm who i@s, was s-i the
- Happy Possesso- Of a Wife who
was a Model Of all Of the Domestic
Virtues.
she was always Amisble and Pleas
ant She wore Simple and Inexpensive
Frocks without Envying the Women
who were Dolled up in Paris Confec-
lions. Her House was always as Neat
as New Pin, and her Dinners were
Things 10 be Eaten on your Knees
Observing this Peerless Creature.
all Of the other men were filled with
Wonder and Amusement and. going to
me fortunate Husband. they thus
addressed him.
We have got 70 Hsnd il 10 YOU"
they said. ''as the Great and Unap-
proacha1le Wife Tanner. but If YOU
have no patent on the Secret Process.
pray thee. tell US how II is done, for
We have Lsmbasted Our Wives for
their Tempers, and their Extrava-
Sance, and their Bad Cooking until
We have worn ourselves to a FRAGILE.
and all that We have gotten for our
rams has been spell of Mysteries
that We had 10 Quiet with Trips 70
Atlantic City and New Hats and other
Remedies"
'our Mistake" replied the Fortu-
nate Husband, has been that you did
not know that a Woman can be cOaxed
anywhere. but she cannot be Driven an
inch Also YOU forget that Women
viii Eat up Praise by the Barrel but
that Blame Slides off them like Water
off q Ducks Back Without Touching
Them
When ! married I found TO nv sur
p-lse that my Bride possessed a Ia
basco Temper and a Double Action
Tongue, but instead OF Knocking her
for being a Nirago I began telling her
that the Expression on her Face was
so quiet and Serene that II Reminded
me Continually OF the Mona Lisa
Smile. and she does not now dare to
get angry for fear of Breaking up her
Angel Face.
When a Husband Bats his Wife's
Freak Dress or tells her that her latest
Hat looks like a Creation BY Charlie
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1916-11-28
The Ukulele

Hawaii following the lead of the mother country, the
United States, in the midst of manufacturing BOOM
with the ukuele the chief product, article less
deadly than munitions and less high priced than
flour and women's boots. The popularity which Ha-
music has achieved this country responsible
for the making of ukueles which this music may be
played, which may be used for purposes of accom-
paniment.
The ukuele is a guitar which grew up It pro-
duces melodious groan just the Hawaiian steel gull
produces musical whine It is easy manufacture
and easy TO play, which accounts perhaps for of
its popularity.
String in string with the ukulee goes the Hawaiian"
song, a mSsionarys hymn elaborated, syncopated and
generally disguised and full many a and girl are
doing yeoman service IN trying to master these songs
of the islands who sang good old gospel hymn
IN their lives.
Fine business for Hawaii while it lasts Only, If it
grows and lasts much longer there danger that Con-
nectcut Will soon be making most Of the genuine Ha-
waiian ukuleles, to the detriment Of Honolulu.
The result of the Atlantic City conference that
is agreed Gen Pershngs troops to leave Mexico
sometime provided that conditions growing
as fast as they can, do not become worst
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1916-11-28
City's Food Service

ColOngne Germany, is proving to the world that mu-
ncpal feeding Of large populations may be successfully
conducted for Cologne, informed IS feeding more
than 100000 persons day, six days week Not
the least interesting feature of it is that the cost to the
individual about so cents week The meals are said
10 include meat vegetables and other foodstuffS such
variety the limited supplies Of Germany make avail
able.
$3.50 week for three meals day for an individual,
under the municipal feeding plan, or, for family OF
four So week How many families of similar size IN
FL Paso are spending little So week for food plus
the fuel used cook and not including the labor
which goes into preparing it for the table? Possibly
some families but whether the food is varied, as
nourshing and as abundant in quantity, IS open to
question
For some years writers have been predicting the
ing of the day when community kitchens would solve
many of the problems of living Cologne has step
further by establishing the municipal kitchen. The
community plan contemplated centrally located dining
rooms, much like restaurants where subscribers would
gather at meame Cologne delivers the food, Ste2mlng
hot at the door, the family may enjoy its din
ing and maintain the family privacy
Such arrangement would doubtless be welcomed
by housewives everywhere, removing from them bur
den of labor and responsibility in the preparation of
meals or the of those able afford servants,
ending the troublesome servant problem
1t would have its drawbacks too, one of them being
that everyones would be about the same and the
individual would have little choice in the matter In
Cologne the individual the family has choice.
The menu is fixed and limited, but in prosperous
times it might be enlarged that choice of viands
might be made.
cologne mas taken up municipal ieedlng as an economy
measure made necessary by the Perhaps it may
continue in time peace At any event. the experiment
which Cologne is successfully conducting is engaging
the worlds interest.
Why should respondent mOtorist attempt suicide?
All he needs do is to try 10 beat the train the
crossing
Many invalid finds the. tonic not in the medicine
but in the bill.
New Mexico milIOnaires being made Of beans,
beef and broomcOrn.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1916-11-28
Roundabout Toun
Get An Interest In The Business, Young Man
Bankers Advice To Boys Who Would Succeed

Dick Evanss idea of when a Teller
Needs a Friend When YOU take your
girl TO a movie theater with 20 cents
i'm YOUR jeans and discover that the 25-
cent sign IS hanging over the box
office.
Real politeuess: Motorisr tipping his
nat to 4 traffic officer
Human nature: Critlcisias the man
IN office.
There is @ood IN all bad men and bad
IN ali good men II is not new, but it's
true
The truth Is usually only. spoken
when q man is broke and hungry. but
we never know. 50 we seldom believe
4 man explained the election of Viii
son. in conversation today, by de-
claring that there are more Dimmi-
Gratis than Americans in the United
States"
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1916-11-28
The Safe Driver

LONG the DIVE speed
- the children a
trans VIII be- by statute, highways
spite OF motorists appeals hold
wheels watch wheeT
load rneS nave all the whole blamed
ever the
modesty
badly lOc speed fan He gent
when from the dismal climb
who gets in the neck, he who
" Georg
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1916-11-28
ny G. =. MARTIN.

day. Economy Jars most of Us. but We
have 10 embrace IL or bankruptcy these
DAYS OF Democratic prosperity and war
time prices
A movement that should be OF much
interest to Fl Paso and the entire
southwest and one that ought 10 be en-
Outraged I'm this region. the mecca OF
so many tuberculosis victims, has been
started in the country. In order to in
terest the 100000 00 school children of
the United States in the auti-tuhercu-
losis campaign. the boys and girls VIII
lee ORGANIZED into modern health cru
saders" a new society being formed
under the direction of the National
Association for the study and proven
Iion OF tuberculosis and announced in
a bulletin Just issued. Every boy and
girl must promise to try his best TO
keep the following rules
=. Always breathe fresh air. Never
study. work nor play in a room without
2 window open Take ten deep breaths
"e Eat nourishing food and chew it
thoroushly- Drink plenty of pure water
and use YOUR own cup Avoid food that
is hard 10 digest, like heavy pie and
cake and much candy Never eat nor
drink ANYTHING that 7veakens the body.
like alcoholic drinks.
% Make sure that everything YOU
put IN YOUR mouth is clean. Wash YOUR
hands always before eating and battle
y
teeth every days Have q regular time
every dav for attending 10 each need
OF YOUR body.
= Exercise every day in the open
air. Keen YOUR shoulders straight. Do
not smoke before YOU are grown up.
= Get a long nights sleep. Get up
smiling Keep your mind clean and
Pretty good religion FOR all Of Us
What Is the difference between an
old man and a grssshopper2 Charlie
Braun says the stenographer told him
there was none; that the chickens get
both o. them.
Things that never happen. Demo-
cratic candidate for office falling to
mention to his audience that he was
taught - great principles of Democ-
racy upon the knee Of his gray haired
-ranQdadGy-
:. =
Wen known signs: If YOU hang your
socks out the window before retiring
and they are damp in the morning you
can rest assured that il has rained dur
ing the night.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1916-11-28

JAMES. PRESIDENT PRO TEN.
Washington. .. c.. Nov. Ex-senator
Ollie James is being mentioned by tbs
early arrivals among the Democrat,
senator's for president pro ternpore o.
the senate to succeed the late senator
Clarke. OF Arkansas
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1916-11-28
ASK FOR BIDS FOR GATES
FOR RIO GRANDE PROJECT

The reclamation service is asking for
proposals for furnishing cast iron gatess
and gate stands for the Rio Grsnds'
project in New Mexico and Texas.
About u tons OF metal work viii be
required The gates are 10 be used
in connection with the Percha diver
sion dam. Eincon valley.
The bids viii be opened at the office
OF the reclamation service. at Denver.
Colo. Dec. 20
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1916-11-28

The ordinary cost OF a Want Ad In
The Il Paso Herald Is IS cents I,
reaches an average Of about 100. 900
leaders each issue.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1916-11-28
MILWAUKEE SALARIES INCREASED.

Milwaukee Wis. Nov. 2S.-SaIary in
creases approximating $4,000 a year
were authorized for city employees Mon
day night IL the common council. The
increases affect employees drawing $500
a year or less. Firemen and policemen
are included.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1916-11-28

It seems like aviators Jest last till
they git famous. Men may look fur
Their ahead these days, but not as high.
CCopyuEht Nat:ons1 Newspaper servioGl
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1916-11-28
HOCWALLOw LOCALS
By GEORGE BINGHAM

J A balloon sscen-
sion Saturday was
enjoyed by all
those pres ent
Alter going up for
a few hundred
feet the man cased
himself back to
earth IN 4 para
chute 50 that he
could go up again
some time.
: =
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1916-11-28
Sim Flinf

vas called to the Calf RIBS neighbor-
hood this week to sit on a ooroner's
jury. Sim says if he keeps On he viii
be one Of the biggest politicians in
Kentucky.
4 moving picture is only curtain
deep.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1916-11-28
WANT Bids ZOE GEARs.

The United states reclamation service
i asking for proposals for furnishing
nine pairs of cast iron skew bevel Gears
for gate stands for the Rio Grsnde
project, in New Mexico and Texas
Bids VIII be opened at the Washing
ton office Of the reclamation service.
Dec. 20.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1916-11-28

Well known signs: If YOU hang your
socks out the window before retiring
can rest assured that il has rained dur
ing the night
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1916-11-28

Things that never happen. Demo-
cratic candidate for office falling to
mention TO his audience that he was
taught - great principles Of DeInoc-
racy upon the knee Of his gray haired
granudaddy.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1916-11-28

CehyrisEi by George Msisse-g A6a-,
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1916-11-28

Many an invalid finds the tonic not in the medicine
but in the bill.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1916-11-28

Why should Respondent motorist attempt suicide?
crossing
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1916-11-28

day. Economy Jars most Of Us. but We
have 10 embrace il or bankruptcy these
DAYS OF Democratic prosperity and war
time prices
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1916-11-28

New Mexico milOnaires are being made out OF beans
beef and broomcorn.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1916-11-28

Now. young man. it Is not well TO
drink too much Victor Moore is said
to have been telling q young acquain-
lance. as they stood near the brass rail-
ing. When you have had enough, quit"
he continued. Now. take those two fell
low standing over there When they
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1916-11-28

What Is the difference between an
old man and a grssshopper2 Charlie
Braun says the stenographer told him
there was none. that the chickens get
both OF them.
The Ely miner. [volume] (Ely, Minn.) 1895-1986, 1916-01-14
Forty Days Each

Joseph Muhyich and his wife,
Fannie, were up before Judge
Schaefer in municipal court We'd
nesday on the charge of being
drunk and disorderly. Both were
sentenced to forty days at Duluth,
the former to the work farm and
his wife to the county Jail. Both
are we'll known to the proprietors
of the county hotel as both have
spent several days there in the
past. Humane Officer Ross has
been notified and he is expected to
arrive today and take charge of
the young son of the couple,
Frank. who is being cared for by
the city until the humane society
takes him in charge. Two other
sons are comfortably taken care of.
One has been adopted by family
at Minneapolis and another is en-
ployed as chore boy by J. A.
Rothman.
The Ely miner. [volume] (Ely, Minn.) 1895-1986, 1916-01-14
Samaritans Install

The installation of officers of
Ely Council, No. So, Modern
Samaritans, took place at the K.
R. Hall Tuesday evening. A class
of seven were initiated after which
the installation took place.
Deputies Hugo Swenson and Mrs.
Purdy of Duluth were present and
assisted in the work of initiation
and installation. A banquet and
entertainment was given at the
close of the meeting. The officers
installed were as follows:
G.. S.-John E. Johnson.
V. G. 81. w. Berglund.
Scribe-Einar Jackson.
Fin. Scribe-Olof Knutson
High Priest Carrie Johnson.
Levite-H. Johnson.
Chief Messenger. A. Johnson
Junior Messenger-Oscar Ander-
son.
Watchman -Annis Putanen.
Trustees-Olof Berglund, Julius
Anderson and Matt Ronka.
The Ely miner. [volume] (Ely, Minn.) 1895-1986, 1916-01-14
DIED FRIDAY
Gust Carlson Of the Iron Range
Car Force Passes AWAY

Gust Carlson who has been a
resident with his family in this
city for the past four years in the
employ of the Duluth & Iron
Range company as car repairer,
died Friday evening of kidney
troubles after an illness which has
kept him from work for several
months.
Mr.. Carlson has been car inspec-
tor for the past twenty-six years.
Up to the time he came to Ely,
four years ago, he was stationed at
Tower Junction. He was 81 years
of age and widow, five sons and
two daughters survive him. The
sons are Axel, Victor, Arthur,
Ronald and Russell. The daugh-
tiers, Mrs. Philip Johnson and
Hazel.
The remains were prepared for
burial at the Laing undertaking
parlors and accompanied by his
family and a host of friends were
inferred at Tower Monday.
The Ely miner. [volume] (Ely, Minn.) 1895-1986, 1916-01-14
Seal Sales Good

Early reports coming to the
Minnesota Public Health Associa-
ton as a result of the Red Cross
Seal Campaign are very encourag-
ing says DR.. I. J. Murphy.
Apparently the number of seals
sold will exceed by about one
million the remarkable record made
in 1914 when two million seals
or three times as many as were
sold in any previous year were
disposed of. This will mean an
increase in the annual budget for
the fight against tuberculosis of
several thousand dollars.
Of most significance, according
to DR.. Murphy, the campaign just
closed demonstrates beyond doubt
that the people of Minnesota are
becoming more and more interest
ed in community and state health
problems. This was best illustrat-
ed by the way nearly 1000 rural
teachers took part in the campaign
and conducted special health exer-
cises during Tuberculosis Week.
Special children's health talks,
health playlets or health essays,
the material for which was furnish
ed by the Minnesota Public Health
Association were arranged for in
nearly every rural, village, and
city school of the state. This
The Ely miner. [volume] (Ely, Minn.) 1895-1986, 1916-01-14

means that approximately 100000
children received special health
instruction during tuberculosis
Week.
In all the larger cities and
villages of the state, managers
volunteered to handle the cam
paign for their locality, many of
them supervising the work for
neighboring villages and some for
entire counties. The number of
campaign managers so volunteer
ing was over 500, an increase of
90 per cent over the number so
volunteering any previous year.
The success of the campaign was to
degree due to the efforts of the
local campaign manager. The
exercises in the schools and the
campaigns conducted by over 500
local managers including practical
ly all the cities and villages of
the State, means regardless of
funds secured, a distinct educa-
tional gain.