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FOR SALE-Animals

THREE: setter puppies. handsome pair
- mouths. Male white. liver color
spots: female white. orange spots. .Y-
tractive compa Mons. s25. Male. about
year, white. liver colored spots. month
good training this season. excellent
stock. $50. Further information. APP
ply Virginia Mckinney. lS7 South Syca
moro Street. retersburE. Va.
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HELP WNNTED-Fcinale.

EAhIitl; wanted for Saturday. 1903
Eject Main street
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WANTED-HorseS

WANTED. a good saddle horse. strong
On sincIc foot trot in h'ruess. From
: 10 Years old. Weight ahou, LOO
pounds Give particulars and lowest
cash price. F. Da Prato, L. 7. D. =.
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RAILROADS.

Richmond Y Chesapeake cay railway C,mpaa,
subscribing schedule OF Apru a iptA
schedule subject Ia Change N',nout
Notice.
:, itain. leave t;iehmon1 h'b:oo A. NJ. .; A
! NJ. . r. 81. r. H.. 81 r. IL. $50 =
H.. $50 r. 81. lao r. ST.. - e. AZ. 10 !.
ii. li:IJ f. ~.
Trains l.sv. Ashland $3.50 A NJ. b.7
": A. H.. DO A. ~ 10 A. A.. ".ii a. 81,
~ moor. 81 p. ~. p H.. r. NJ. q
N. b6:20 P. ~. $50 p. 81. 7:iu T.. ~, .
!. ~. p9 p 81. II p. n
bcsrries baggage 'oaiiy e1eep, SuaGa,
e.Su!,ul.ys only
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SOUTHERN RAILWAY

Trains leave ACKNOWLEDGEMENTS ST Station.
Schedule figures not guaranteed. For the
South-paiiy: $3.50 A. 81. local: 1880 A. H..
express parlor buffet ear: 2. 81. oapres
With cbst rrntion sleeping for atlanta:
n:E T. NJ. express sleeping car open sos
j.: NJ $500 + NJ. local Tor keys,illo ami
Chase cay week days.
York River Line--o:io r. H.. Stoamer
Train. cHc:1i Sunda!. connecting for Raiti-
NJ. daily. local
Trains Arrive Eichmond-From tho South:
100 y. NJ. and 500 A. NJ. $50 r. M y:Ss
r. NJ. daily: $50 A.. NJ. except Sunday.
from west Point; S:45 A.. NJ. except Mon.
day: $50 a. NJ and 6:l6 r. NJ. daily
Office 907 l.. Main 81. Phone Madison a7s
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FOR SAI.E-ReaI Estate

t'.oot Viii buy new West End Oats.
rented for $3.50 per month. Madi =
1887
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FOR Observation-Disclosures,


FOR sale. nice clean white paper SO
am! 90 inches wide. Sui;ab!. for
WRAPPING anything requiring white
paper. such as bread. glassware. iaun-
dry. ctc:. sl25 per 100 pounds at the
oiic"; also old papers ct % cents per
100 p"unGs 1T this office Will not be
delivered. cali at Times. Di.patch or.
Zee, frst floor.
ASK Your dealer for Erauer's Original
smithfic!d sausage. one pound pack
FOR sale. certificate yhlued a; 1925 as
payment on piano on the A. i. Crafts
co. VIII sell for 81. Address - 100
caro- Times Dispatch.
FOL; sale. 5000 gallon cypress tank.
'c-foot steel tower aud deep well
pump. This outii; good as ncw, anC,
CO.: nc purchased at :, big bargain
Address - t21. care Times pspa tch
ONE pair pepper and salts plated on
nickel silver. with cut glass Innings
Guaranteed, send soc in stamps or
money order: they will &c .rnt YOU
i.rl". Raymond hughes. Wholcs: c
- Weller, So Fidelity Bldg. Baltimore,
Md.
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DEATHS

-
-A'itiLEhf;,b'e.d ., 80 y. ~, Thursday.
'ES o2 9hiE'Y "4 +, s ~, ~ ig,'4 MS
hcr agc. She lc.ycs liusbninl.' thr".
sons ana four daughters.
lnG innerai VIII inkc place from tho
!,siu'nc THIS t-NTUI;iNYl MORN
lNG at II o'cl"rk
''it IL. ~ her residence 80.
H. ~ r,,iiiI'it,ii'. '.'n' s; ~ Ml;S tA%-
,'chr o. b"r lp, Sh, Is survive, L."
INC, children i'auui. e. pi,iuru anu
Tho funeral wii b" rom rom IL ~ FRS,
,r,.iSth,E,i"rian 'Murcl' ~ O'Clock SAT
u,,EnI,Al AfTERNovN. Iu,.rmem, at
L,.,,ci street. I'ridas S : H. HAI.iii
y 'ANEbp. ~ Gis siNty-ir year.
lle IS survived ~ hia vie. Margaret
I ,n'tSfi s'I sons i;aiph ~ William =.
,hrcs. duugh,a,s. itu,i < Mar..r., i;
ana M"tN AZ Two @rnnnch!lIrcu. ritz-
;.ri rwo gi. AZ ii Ro"",rs nd
Ii,nerai fro'" I.o,rice, church
SUNDAY. February b, 81 g.au o.,Iocl
Im''rmcnt % SO calvary
'fhMu.Tp> Incd. his roz,deucc.
no : ' NJ. ir,'.NhNISItHt lI1,Ir iIT, =
III tho SIXTY ni'l Year 81 ats ,vr.
l,u 4@Sr"l 81, .ygE E;,r itrgY s. rgui
rusry f. a. T.. NJ. intcrmont at bland
ford Cemetery.
'IlGrlNS l'i"d I'chruag, a, rr.s
caur. joins /. rllDGlN. I!c leaves
n,,..s'I"s h' morh"' one uro,hor. NJ i.
higgins, ANA two sisters Mrs liar.
mon. Of baltimore. and Mrs John T.
r"r"l m" t'mpiu~ Nrtc taken 10
We nom" 81 mS hrothrr 10" Dance
ruucrl Van be- held s.Tt,rr,y
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TELEPHONE YOUR WANTS. no
THE TIMES D!SphTCH
''NNDoLffl RANDOLPH
WANT AID. RATES.
DAILY. one cent word whom uai,l ,r nd
vance. NO al. taken for icss than 10 cents
SCNnUaf ono Bn'i one half cents IA word for
~ ~. tidssined aus. except Situation Wanted
~. pne cent word. 80 AL. taken foi less
~ aus. taken for less than 20 cents when
natEeo or phoncd In Phoned orders not
s." , classification not guaranteed
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Richmond Lumber Co., Inc.
Fourth and Stockton Streets

lumber. SaSr,
Laths Blinds.
Shingles. 'cors.
Cedar Posts. Mouldings.
Flooring. Columns.
ceiling. Hand Rail. etc.
our stock is large. service prorlp,
and careful. and our prices right. Your
inquiries and orders Will he apprc-
Ciatcd.
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HELP WANTED-,Iale

MN hunting work. clerical. mccnani-
ca! or helpers, upply Virginia Busi-
ness Exchange. "li North Second
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FOR HEN1-Busincss Property.

FOE rent hotel 20 rooms, In y conn
try town: rent roiniHal: oN.nc- boa II
ms IN the hotel. Address - ~. care
Times Dispatch
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SHOES,

CUT RATE SHOES
EMPIRE SHOE CO. J6i West BROAD
Family shoes at rock bottom prices
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RIDING.

THE WEBSTER
ROOMS and board, absolutely FIRST
class; central: hot water heat. prices
very reasonable. rdiSon 24c5 ,OI4-
lnlG East Cay.
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WANTED, white woman az cook and
l" 40 homework. GCOd home :IIr:
S""r wages; foreigner preferred. APP
ply :J"@ Grove Avenue.
NEAT c"lorcd girl by young couple.
Good position. Mrs. Bloomlcrg Dn-
berry
WANTED, a. working housckccpor for
Hii orphamnEc Difference required.
NpplN fcmal" Iiuluauc Association. 1Ol
East icigh street.
WASTED. experienced hoiscitc cp"r
licf'icilc" required. Apply Tucker
"annt"rlEm. corner Madison and frank
ltu streets
L. : GOVERNMENT Job open 70 NO
men $40 month. LIST vt jobs s,cc.
write immediately. franklin ins;i-
tn'e. Dept 80 e., rochester y. Y
WANTED, =oain5trcSS. UuC accustomed
10 l"'iicS ready wear. Apply 2Vi
East Bron'l. li"Troid Garment Shop.
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BUSINESS CARDS

GLAUtUS =. BRYANT
ClNE. ENGINEER AND SURVEYOR
IETERS Ri 10; -FA.-II OrEwELI.
McIlwaine RldE T,rn Bldg
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RIchInoRd & Rapp ahann0Ck RiVaTRJ
MAIN LINE.
Leave Richmond. I.eaye pamuuke,.
700 a. ~, .S,I5 A. NJ
500 A. NJ. sJ.;I5 u. AZ
f3IiS u. ". SS;O0 r. ~
10t0O 4. NJ. @IO;I5 A. NJ
"DnHy except sunday. tDniIy. aSu,-
dny only.
" EEK lend EXCURSION RATES ALL
STATIONS.
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REAL ESTATE FOR EXCHANGE,


EXCHANGE for improved Richmond
property, 100 acres, jus; outside o:
Washington. Mon,Sou,c-" County. Md
surrounded BY rich estates: adioiniuc
land selling for $500 per acre: price
$3.50 acre: suitable I" divide and soil
into and .-acrr tracts. Owner non
resident Tract | J." miles from d.s-
;rct line. New York Real i.stato
i:robc.s. 1923 i Street Northwest
Washington. u. G..
Will trade couple city lots q, Norfolk,
Va. for 1916 touring Ford. reason
..blc. James +. tuiycnr. Virginia. Va
WANTEB-lieai Estate
LIST your farms with J A. Coune!ly
S: Co. Write postal for ncces.ary
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DETECTIVES.

EuItClPS Private Detective Agency
:, nome office. Park Building Phone
l.An0olph 4I16. Richmond. Va
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FINANCIAL.

MONEY TO LOAN.
III IN NEED oF MONEY. BORROW
on YOUR WATCHES. DIAMONDS.
LEV ELEI AND SLLNERWARE FROM
THE EoI!ThRLE LOAN SOCIETY.
MI. BUSINESS STRICTLY Conf.
DENTAL. PRIVATE OFFICES SEC
DSn E'LOOR 500 EAST BROAD
STREET..
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AUCTION SALES.--FUTURE Day,
BY J. u. CARNEAL & son,
Real Estate Auctioneers.
TRUSTEES AUCTION SALE

y GOOD INVESTMENT PROPERTY IN
OLD JACKSON WARD" No slI
NORTH SECOND STREET.
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ADMITTEDLY
THE BEST MEDIUM IL
THE SOUTH OR CLASS.
ifIED ADVERTISING.
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ENPEET U.iTTEI;S.

t.hi'it.S' and mems hats OF every de-
.cription cleaned and rcShtpcu TO the
latest spring styles. Our work tx
.. I'D by Eichmond's leading hat
dealers.
UNITED HAT WORKS
Formcrl% Manhattan Hat N'orka)
Sio North f-ifth. Near BROAD
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CLOCK REPAIRING

HAN + your clock called for. repaired
delivered and guaranteed Phone
Madison 1855
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NASTED-Furnished Flat.

WANTED. furnished apartment OF
West Franklin or Monument Avenue
for OF { months: mast have : bed
rooms, bath and maids rooms. Co,n-
municate with Room Sl4. Jefferson
Hotel
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TO EXCHANGE.

WILL exchange practically new high
grade Haines i'ianU for late model
Ford touring cav. Will pay difference
in cash. |. 49,. care Times Dispatch
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FOR sale. a few shares OF stock III old
established manufacturing company;
- bargain. l. 20,. care Times Dispa Gin.
patch
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1916-08-31

with a weak voice. and he has a Dem
ocratic uncle with a louder one, the
principles of the tariff ar. altered,
and he becomes gradually conscious
tFat protection is fallacy. Under the
rev Montessori plan such chicanery
would be done away with, and more
logical standards introduced. Every
odd-numbercd child admitted to the
school would automatically become
Democrat and an advocate of tariff
for revenue only; every even-num-
bered child. Republican and a pro-
tectionist. The Democratic boy would
be trained until he thoroly mastered
the economic principle Of the problem:
"A revenue tariff is the only one that
is justified in the eyes of God. l be-
lieve in the tariff of Cleveland The
Republican child would receive the
same scientific instruction.: "A pro-
tective tariff is the only one that is
justified in the eyes of God. I believe
III the tariff of Mckinley Work
study-play is the modern method,
and this theoretical training in the
tariff would be supplemented by
blindfold games in a darkened ROOM"
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1916-08-31
FOUR SEEK OFFICE
Election of New G. A. IL. Com
mander Scheduled Today.
"Pat" COney, Topeka, Is Among
the Candidates at Il. c.

Kansas City, Aug. 31--Business ses-
sion of the Grand Army of the Re-
public began here today as a part OF
the fiftieth encampment after yeSter-
days annual parade, in which more
than twenty thousand veterans march,
ed, and the campfire at Convention
hall last night
Reports of the national officers.
with the selection of new COM
mander in chief and his staff were to
come before the war veterans at two
meetings at Convention hall today
The day was to be marked also by
business sessions of all the auxiliary
organizations of the Grand Army and
tonight the Dog Watch of the nation
al association of naval veterans IS to
be held Officers of the Womau's
Relief Corps are expected to be named
and continuation of the organiza-
TONS work of fostering patriotism and
love for the national emblem was 10
be planned.
Interest today centered largely in
the election of the new commander in
cnle1, four men having announced
their candidates. to succeed Cant.
Elias R. Monfort. of Cincinnati. the
present head of the army. They are
William J. Patterson. of Pittsburr. ].
Payson Bradley, of Boston: Patrick II.
Coney, inspector general. Of Topeka.
Kan, and Levant Dodge, of Berea. XIV
Hundreds of former soldiers left the
| city last night and more were leaving
| today, following the parade. the china =
OF the reunion week.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1916-08-31
SIDE TALK S
Young at FortY-SeNen.
BY RUTH CAMERON.

Young at Forty-Seven.
Habit is either the best of servants
or the worst of masters"
To have brought four children into
the world, brought them up carefully,
done practically all the work of the
house, and withal to have exercised
for twenty years of married life that
unremitting oversight of small ex-
penses which is the price of saving on
limited means-isn't that enough to
make any woman look old at forty
seven?
In our neighborhood is a woman
whose life is described by that para
graph And she is the freshest,
youngest looking woman of her age
in the whole neighborhood
We were asking her the other day
what her secret was
She laughed at first and disclaimed
any. Then she added more serious
ly: Yes, / Have one little custom
that has helped great deal. Every
day, after 1 get my noon dishes done
no matter how much work still have
to do, l lie down and sleep for fifteen
minutes, 1 can't tell you how much
get along without that nap That's
all the secret 1 have. You can try it
if you like"
I'D like it all right" said one wo-
man; but l simply couldn't rest until
all my work was DONE"
And 1 simply couldn't get to sleep
in that time" said another
Il couldn't at first" said the woman
who is young at forty-seven; but 1
cultivated the habit until 1 could
That's what one good habit has
/ done for a woman.
! There is too much said it seems to
me, about the danger of bad habits
| and too little about the value of good
| A good habit is a treasure that will
last a lifetime.
1t is slowed away in a place where
neither moth nor rust doth corrupt,
nor thieves break thru and steal.
day in the year.
Sir Walter Scott spent the best
years of his youth in the routine of
a law office. 1t would seem to us that
that was precious time wasted But
/ Scott says it was the habit of industry
which he acquired then which en-
! abled him to turn out so many thou
sand words a day in later life when
/ in the cause of honor, he performed
4 tasks which ordinary men would have
/ called impossible.
Charlotte Bronte was brought up by
a strict aunt, who kept her at house
hold tasks when she wanted to be
writing. Yet Charlotte speaks CRATE
fully of the habits of order which her
aunt thereby fnculcated.
! A good habit is a path of least re-
sistance worn in the right direction.
We have good reason to be CRATE
t full to ourselves or to anyone else who
/ has helped US beat out such a path
| Copyright by George Mathew Ad-
ams.)
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1916-08-31
FACE FUEL SHORT
X. c. Industries VIII Be Closed
Down by Strike.
Ice Famine Imminent; Spuds
Jump so Cents.

Kansas City, Aug. 31.-Freisht en-
bargoes were in effect today on twelve
OF the railroads entering Kansas CITY
and active prepare tions we're under
way by shippers, consumers, the all
roads and the employees themselves 10
observe the strike call issued for next
niohday- Inc railroads began adver-
Using in the local newspa peers for FOR
mer employees and other ZEN aualifies
to take over the running of the train.
and several of the lines were askIn~
TOT men 10 guard their equipment in
the event the strike becomes e.
fective
Consumers here are facing a short
age of coal. as well as other cornn7o5s-
ties. Charles g. Keith. former presi-
dent of the Southwestern Interxrsfa
Coal Operators association, estfrnafe6
that the domestic supply in sight 1s~e
would last not longer than five or zi~
days and that many industrial plants
could not count on running even 80
long. Mr. Keith ADDED that the mine
in Missouri, Kansas. Oklahoma and
Arkansas were now working at fun
capacity IN an endeavor to rush as
much coal here as possible
Electric power for lighting a,a
street cars would not be endanrerad
for twenty or twenty-five days how
ever, as OFFICIALS OF the Kansas CITY
Light and Power company estfr7z.re
their fuel supplies would last for 49,
length of time An ice famine 80
more apparent, several manufacturer
declaring they would face r,-.1
shortage within 4 week
Plans were being considered n, ma,
milk cooling stations il the ne<assf~-.
arose The produce market in 500
instances today reflected the fhree+
ening outlook Potatoes jumped o1-s-
right from S1.40 busheI to II *
increase OF 80 cents in two dsvs NJ.
ether vegetables remained sfaffo-.-1e
and few changes were made IN 80
price of groceries. as wholesale &c.,
said their supplies would be adeousfs
fer at least few days. t11te
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1916-08-31

Not few folk will suffer. and many
u them large or small pecunlary
I..sses. because of the embargoes on
the shipment of perishable goods that
some of the railroads have already
l.laced in effect in anticipation of a
strike. and which other roads an
nounce will be effective in day or so,
but surely the railroads can scarcely
lie blamed for taking steps that may
save them millions and millions OF
dollars in damages or losses If 1t
should not be possible for them to
deliver such freight at its destinations
and in the condition that it should be,
and under the terms which such
freight is ordinarily accepted and ham
dIed by the railroads. There are two
sides to every proposition, you know,
and sometimes three or four.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1916-08-31

An exceedingly interesting feature
OF the railway strike situation, or
rather an incidental to it, is to be
found III the reports of the prices at
which railway shares are quoted in
the New York stock market. the stock
and bond clearing house of the coun-
Try. The stock of most of the sub
stantial railroads. the ones that have
been able to pay modest div.dents dur
ing the past few years by careful and
expert management and notwithstand-
ing the manner in which the railroads
have been harassed and hampered by
The conflicting authority of the states
ard the federal government in the eff
forts that have been made to regulate
them-the stock of nearly all of these
substantial roads appears to be hold
ing up under the strain of the threat
ened strike in 4 rather remarkable
manner. Evidently even the Bears of
Wall street are not willing to get busy
a. d gamble on the certainty Of a
strike. Surely a strike could have
ro.hing but a most depressing effect
on the current value of all railroad
stocks. even those of the strongest
roads.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1916-08-31
BED T IMlE T ALES
BILLY WANTS TO DO SOMETHING
BY CLARA INGRAM JUDSON

Hardly had Billy Robin got nicely
settled in the new nest in the pine
tree before he began to look around
for something interesting to do
"Something to do?' exclaimed Mrs.
Billy when he spoke to her. Dear
me, With all this nest-building and
moving and everything, L should think
YOU had had enough to do without
hunting around for something more!
ooh, that." replied Billy. We'll,
that's all done! L want something to
do now" b,+
If Yourself, Billy" said Mrs. Billy de-
cidedly, because 1 want to smooth
down this nest lining bit and I'm not
going out today
Very we'll replied Billy good,
and off he flew.
The first thing he did was to hunt
up Mr. Garden Toad.
Good morning. Mr.. Garden Toad. ="
said Billy pleasantly. Mice morning"
Nice morning indeed" replied Mr..
Garden Toad Perhaps it is, but Tn
too busy to notice mornings"
TOO busy" asked Billy in surprise.
for to look at Mr.. Garden Toad, sit
ting there in the sunshine, one would
never have guessed him to be busy
What are you busy about"
I'm busy resting-I should think
you could see that said the toad.
I'm very busy doing some necessary
resting"
''Cm-m," said Billy, trying to pre-
tend he understood what the toad
meant. What were you doing before
you began resting?" (You see, Billy
thought the toad must have been do
ing something unusually hard, some
thing that made him have to rest;
and being naturally curious. of course
Billy wanted to know all about IT'D
II wasn't doing anything before
began resting said the toad, be
cause 1 began resting early this morn
ing"
Then Billy did laugh for sure. For
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1916-08-31
THEY BLEW IN"
With Their Noses, Armed With
Handkerchiefs.
For the National Hay Fever
Party Is i'm Session.

Bethlehem. n H.. Aug 31.-SeveraI
nundred members of the United
States Hay Fever association blew in
here today behind their handker-
chiefs They came for the annual ma
tional convention representing 200. 0OO
hay feverites. Theirs is an organiza-
ton not to be sneezed at bv anyone
but members
ton is a quotation from a funeral ora
ton by the original hay fever victim.
Marc Antony, wherein he said:
Slogan by Mare Antony.
You have tears to shed, prepare to
shed them now"
1t has long been generally beIiet-e,f
that Antony was exhorting his hearers
to weep over the death of Caesar. but
the associations research department.
under the direction of President John
n Pinover Of Brooklyn has definitely
established that Antony merely inter-
rupted himself to warn his fellow suf-
proach
Mr. Pinover here today also ex-
pressed the suspicion that there was
really, no such man as Caesar: that
his name, as a matter of fact. was
Sneezer; which of course explains
what Antony meant when he said:
Il come to bury Sneezer, not to
praise him."
Moreover" said Mr.. Pinover. talk
ing the situation over. there are ad-
oltonai proofs in AntOnyS Grafton to
prove my contention"
It's Sneezer-Not Caesar.
In saying when that the Door have
have cried, Sneezer hath wept,' An
tony was simply trying to show that
Sneezer suffered from hay fever just
the same as ordinary persons, only in
an accumulated form"
The associations officers are: Vice
president, William NJ Patterson. New
YORK; secretary-treasurer, Miss l. B.
CACTUS, Bethlehem, ~. H; New York
state president, Melvil Dewey, Lake
Placid, n. Y; Pennsylvania state pres
ident. Chas. G.. Snyder, Pittsburs. Pa
Michigan state president Jacob
Nathan, Detroit, Mich: Southern
states president, James +. Byrness.
F. Jerome, chairman, New York. W
II. Alice, M. D.. Ridgefield, Conn: III.
r. French, Albany. n. Y; VIM. Nc
Auliffe, Bethlehem. N H.; w H
warner, Easton, Pa J. G. William
son, jr., New York.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1916-08-31
GLOBE SIGHTS
From the Atchison Globe.J


Sometimes a damage suit DANA ges
everybody but the lawyer.
Sometimes company is glad to leave,
and everybody is happy.
Ability at holding a job is more i'm
portant than the faculty of getting
one.
1t is also possible to be public spirit
ed without butting into other peoples
business.
1t never gets dry enough to cause
any noticeable evaporation of watered
stock.
Perhaps the high cost of living also
helps to limit the membership of the
Mormon church.
Occasionally there is an early fall.
but the new fall styles can be relied
upon to get in ahead of it.
An enthusiastic lodge man is apt to
overestimate the Importance of be-
longing to his favorite order
When a man begins to travel in pur-
suit of health, the chances are he
won't be able to catch up with it.
Every mother is absolutely sure she
can give every other mother many
valuable suggestions about raising
children