The sun., 1916-09-24
1ife's Greater Things.

Now that the primaries are over
nd reconciliation has been arranged
Between two former Presidents, and
. new method for extracting cube root
Pas been demonstrated, II Is high time
p get down to the deeper. finer. more
Important things OF an existence
2hich so many feel constrained to
oonunue. The very hour Of the veal
emphasizes the need Of quiet, pro-
Qbund thinking. The beach hotels are
eft to the watchmen. The farewells
y summer, sung generally to the air
of MI. Tosr's most familiar compost
ION, are vibrations In the uttermost
other. In fact, autumn began at Ala
e'clock yesterday morning. almost be-
pre- the boy reveently had laid THE
DUN on yOnr porch or dumbwalter.
To begin with. the bean crop is
hort This State has produced only
100000 bushels-scarcely more than
enough for u handful of i%nveterate
4ean eaters. Michigan. immersed in
automobile production and like trifles.
has gone back half n million bushels
n her supply. Also. the restaurants
~ spelling hundreds OF bushels every
eny BY baking beans only four or five
hours, whereas every one who knows
beans knows that they should be
baked from twenty.four to seventy
ewo hours, an indeterminate sentence
p b controlled by hunger. Pork Is
NJ. but not beyond the reach OF those
Who can afford beans at SO n bushel.
The materials for brown bread are
not sare, but the intellects that can
prepare 1t are few. In the restau.
sants e Is impossible. for on the long
Journey from kitchen TO table it turns
cold and dies. 1t should he sliced in
the steamer, rushed to the plate. de-
youred alive.
The prospects for steamed apple
pudding r good. York State having
done its part in growing the 87.OOO.-
600 barrels Of the nations apples.
Heroes will demand hard sauce with
their pudding; towards. pepsin.
War has increased the cost Of most
metal articles. but the waffle iron Is
still b be had at n price dispropor-
dOnately low. Those who love the
wafie for itself alone will pull a table
70 within six feet Of the cook stove
md take the waffle at the warm, soft
height Of its nreer Exotic, 1t can.
pot stand the air Of the dining room.
Anasthetize 1t with honey.
Some President Of the People will
PET appoint n commission for the
Conservation Of b%uckwheat -four of
Die sort that makes cakes full OF
Dir holes. Pearls and rubles are al
eOthing beside these. Eighteen.
enointed with ham gravy. form a
bourishing snack for n cool morning.
u faint, eat also the ham.
Reliable investigators who have
Scanned the cornfields Of New Jersey
Ind Connecticut inform US, with
&hite lips. that the pumpkin crop Is
mere shadow. Flood or drought,
blight or bug. whatever the cause,
the pumpkin is o Of Its old size
But there must he some good pump.
kins somewhere. and price Is nothing
Nlen pumpkins are at stake. The
Touring season will he over In n few
weeks. DO not 60 without necessities.
Trade the car To some silly farmer
kor II good pumpkin. After n dinner
bf roast pork and sweet potatoes n
quarter of n pumpkin pie helps to All
put, particularly II n hunk Of store
cheese leans on It's brown shoulder
Use a fork except when eating your
pie In the pantry.
Life is real. life Is earnest, and
maybe some n will send you n Jus
pf new cider.