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The Kendrick gazette. [volume] (Kendrick, Idaho) 1892-1968, 1916-01-14

| saw a queer monster that wore
on it's head a helmet constructed of
leather and lead. There were pads
on its knees, on each shoulder a pill
low; it's shinbones were cased in a
stocking of willow. Its hoofs car-
ried spikes that wer constructed of
rubber, | found. "What is it," l
asked as l gazed from afar. and
they said: "You poor fish, he's an
atheletic star"
"The Lord hates a gutter,
But he doesn't hate him, son,
When the cutters quitting some
thing that
He shouluL.'. have begun"
-Blosser Brevities.
Because a man has an automobile
is no sign hat he is wealthy. The
length OF time he keeps it is what
counts" aa
We imagine he was a bachelor
who wrote: Better beware of kiss
ing-if you don't get consumption
you'll get married, and ones about
as bad as the other"
"Let us endeavor so to live that
when we come to die even the un-
dertaker Will be sorry."-Mark
Twain.
eff the boss calls you down, be
grateful; the probabilities are you
should have been fred."-Elbert
Hubbard.
The Gist of 1t.
Last December l had a very
severe cold and was nearly down
sick in bed. | bought two bottles
of Chamberlain's Cough Remedy
and it was only a very few days un-
til I was completely restored to
health," writes O. j. Metcalf,
Weatherby, Mo. If you would
know the value of this remedy, ask
anyone who has used it.
For sale by all dealers.
The Kendrick gazette. [volume] (Kendrick, Idaho) 1892-1968, 1916-01-14

A ~paragrapher remarks: Every
body loves the mar who sings as he
works" Everybody does not. Now
we have no objections to the farm
hand singing or whistling his lay O.
his hearts content. but employees Of
print shops will make a better hit
with their boss by holding their JOY
in allegiance. -v. N In nat et,
"Horse Shoe Brings Luck" shouts
a headline in a metropolitan paper.
And every man in our shop chews
Star.
A 12-year-old son of Fred Perry,
publisher Of the Republican at Lit
~tleton, Colo, was a type-setter in
his fathers Office. Getting a piece
of poorly written copy--a church
notice-the boy complained that he
could not read it. The father,
busy, told him to do the best he
could. Later, when the father was
reading proof he found the subject
of a sermon reading: "Our Shave
in Winnipeg for Christ" when the
copy had read: "Our Share in VIM
ming Souls for Christ"
Constipation and Indigestion.
81 have used Chamberlain's Tab
lets and must say they are the best
l have ever used for constipation
and indigestion. My wife also used
them for indigestion and they did
her good" writes Eugene S. Knight,
Wilmington, N. c.. For sale by
all dealers.
Hell is paved with good inten-
TONS" and, we might add, is popu-
lated by those who, when on earth.
always referred to their local paper
as "the gimlet."
Weak men wait for opp~ortunit-
les; strong men make them. "-Ori-
son S. Marden.
The Kendrick gazette. [volume] (Kendrick, Idaho) 1892-1968, 1916-01-14
Park Items

Sleighing is fine and the farmers
are all busy hauling their hay and
grain to town. There is about 2
feet of snow.
Miss Wells the teacher at Long
Meadows took her vacation at home
at Genesee.
It seems that all the deer in this
part Of the country this year were
bucks.
The logging camps are all running
full blast.
The Kendrick gazette. [volume] (Kendrick, Idaho) 1892-1968, 1916-01-14
RECIPE FOR GRAY +

To half pint of water add 1 OF. Bay
Rum. a small box of Barbo Compound.
and u OF. Of glycerine. Apply to the hair
twice a week until it becomes the desired
shade. Any druggist can put this up or
you can mix it at home at very little cost.
Full directions for making and use come
in each box of Barbo Compound. It will
gradually darken %streaked. faded gray
hair, and removes dandruff. 1t is excel
lent for falling hair and will make harsh
hair soft and glossy. 1t will not color the
scalp, is not sticky or greasy, and does not
sub off.
The Kendrick gazette. [volume] (Kendrick, Idaho) 1892-1968, 1916-01-14
Women of Sedentarv Habits.

Women who get but little exer-
else are likely to be troubled with
constipation and indigestion and
will find Chamberlain's Tablets
highly beneficial. Not so good as a
three or four mile walk every day,
but very much better than to allow
the bowels to remain in a constipat-
ed condition. They are easy and
pleasant to take and most agree
able in effect. For sale by all
dealers.
"Some men are only habit. New
ideas hurt some minds as much as
new shoes hurt some feet. "-Ceand
Gee.
The Kendrick gazette. [volume] (Kendrick, Idaho) 1892-1968, 1916-01-14

c. H. Keller and wife, of Cedar
creek, spent the week end with their
son, Chas.ss and family on Little
Bear.
The Kendrick gazette. [volume] (Kendrick, Idaho) 1892-1968, 1916-01-14

p H BRAINS THAN $
OURS p


Seven Wonders of a Print Shop
Towel.
Scissors.
Type lice.
Paste Uellitac).
The foreman's pipe.
The devilS finger nails.
How the publisher gets ty.
Did you ever sit at twilight by a
glimmering, shimmering rill, when
the suns last rays were slipping
down behind a green clad hill? The
crickets chirp was music and tn"
deep-voiced bull frogs drone kept
the wood from seeming lonely---made
it good to be alone. The gurgle of
the water on that drowsy summer
v was a soothing song that made
you wish you didn't have to leave the
cool and shady timber and the love-
ly, shaded stream-and then a big
misquito came along and spoiled
your dream.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1916-01-26
Pensacola Represented at
Trade Conference.

Pensacola VIII be wen represented
nc the foreign trade conference which
convenes In New Orleans tomorrow.
IA delegation Of not less than nine
prominent citizens will go from this
nttystoday.
This issas 10 should be. There will
gather IN New Orleans shippers from
all points OF the United States, and
conditions arising from the European
war and the consequent shortage of
vessels for ocean freights, will be dis
cussed with the view of devising some
method of improving the situation.
The extension Of American trade
abroad is also one of the important
matters up for discussion.
Pensacola's delegation can aid this
city materially by calling the atten-
ton Of these exporters to the unex-
celled facilities existing here for
handling shipments to any foreign
ports and especially to South and
Central American countries.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1916-01-26


Astrologers read this as an exceed
ingly favorable day, for Venus,
Uranus and Mercury are all in bene-
fic aspect and Saturn alone is adj
verse.
/: It Is a fortunate time for actors,
musicians, writer's and artists of
every class, as the planets are be-
lieved TO accentuate their talents and
to increase public appreciation.
Theatrical managers should benefit
from this position of the stars. There
is indication that only the best and
the worst, however; will succeed
among the new plays for the spring
season.
Merchants who seek to please the
taste of women have an encouraging
sign. They will benefit greatly
through through some novel fashion,
it is predicted.
Success for new dramatist is fore
Swallowed. He will achieve a-place in
literature, the seers declare.
s. Danger to New York crty owing to
underground workings is prophesied.
A public building may collapse or a
subway accident may cause great loss
of life.
An accident in a coal mine is prog
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1916-01-26

rnosticated and a fire may cause great
loss.
According to the seers a new wave
of interest in all sorts of hygienie ex-
ercises and health foods will pass
over the land.
Increase in the birth rate again
is predicted and boys viii only slight
ly exceed girls in number.
Great need of money for foreign
hospitals will cause renewed relief
efforts in this country during the
early spring when heavy drains on re-
lief funds viii be made by the poor
of American cities.
The loss Of British battleships Is
indicated for February and March,
when an ocean disaster Is probable.
Scandals relating to money will be
numerous in the next few months, 1t
is prophesied.
Persons whose birthdate It is should
guard the health. They have the prop
ability of a successful year IN busf-
ness and financial affairs.
Children born on this day will prob
ably be exceedingly brilliant in mind,
fond of travel and very companion
able. Many writer's are born under
this sign of Aquarius.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1916-01-26
Every Farmer Should
Have a Library.

What does a farmer need of a
library?" asks T. Van Hyning, librar-
ian to the University of Florida Elk
pertinent Station. In this age of en-
lightened industry one might as well
ask, what does farmer need of a
pillow? Why not continue digging up
little patch of ground with a flint
hoe, as in prehistoric times? The adj
yancement in civilization, intellectual
attachments and labor-saving devices
of today is such that a comparison
of the conditions now would warrant
the classification of modern farmer
without a library among those of the
stone age.
1.-THE United States government and
the state governments are spending
large sums of money in investigating
farmers problems. The results of
these Investigations are published in
bulletins and distributed to the far
mers free for their information. Every
farmer should have on file such of
these publications as are of interest
to him and all those which pertain to
the kind of farming which he is do
ing.
ut Is not presumed that the farmer
should install a large reference IL
brary. He should, however, build up
one of useful everyday publications,
and have them as ready at his COM
mand as he does his mule and pillow or
his rake and hoe. They are just as
much his implements as his tools are
or even more so, for they should be
consulted first.
can outlay of a dollar or two will
provide enough pamphlet filing cases
to take care of all the bulletins need
ed. These cases should be labeled for
different subjects, such, as fruit, poul-
try, insects, weeds, farm crops, vege-
tables, livestock, stock diseases, plant
diseases, dairying, soils, spraying,
sanitation buildings, roads, machinery
and miscellaneous. The List can be
extended and subdivided by adding
new eases to suit the needs and as the
library increases.
bulletins may be had on almost ev-
cry subject pertaining to general or
specialized farming. They are of gem
eral uniform size and the cases are
made to fit them. The cases may be
had from Andrus Church and Com
pany, Ithaca, n. Y, for ten cents each
Bulletins may be had free for the ask
ing from the Secretary of Agriculture
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1916-01-26
Americas Foreign Affairs
Tangle Is Unraveled.

Americas foreign affairs tangle ap-
pears to have at last been unraveled.
For months strained relations have
existed between the United States
and Germany and Austria, while an
occasional note to Great Britain has
been deemed necessary.
Germany's last note on the Lusi-
tania incident greatly clarifies that
situation. Germany comedies practi-
caIly everything demanded by this
country and there now appears no
reason why this incident should not
close with the promise. of indemnity.
Germany, as we'll as Australian
gary, declare no submarine under
either Of those flags torpedoed the
Persia, and following this statement
comes the announcement from Con-
! stantinople that Turkish submarine
committed the act. This situation is
also cleared up, insofar as it relates
TO Germany and Austria, and leaves
only Turkey TO be dealt with on the
submarine question. It is quite prob
able that the latter win follow the
lead of her two allies and also guar
antee safety to neutrals where ships
are sunk.
The president and the American
state department have been kept busy
handling all of these questions and
at the same time preventing breach
that would necessitase the severance
of diplomatic relations. They have
succeeded well in their undertaking
and deserve the praise of all Ameri-
cans
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1916-01-26
TO CHANGE YOUR SKIN I
How co Develop the Highest Degree
of Vital, Nervous and MUS
cular Vieor.

Snakes throw OH their outer slrln
once q year. Human beings change
their skin perhaps nine times In year
that is, they have q new skin about once
in six weeks.
The value Of . clean sldn Ia main
tanning health Is not properly UNDER
stood by the majority Of people. Clean-
iness is q part Of health. You can
not be healthy unless you are clean
not only externally, but also inter-
nallyS
The blood should also be assisted
occasionally, Ike the akin, In throw
ing of poisons so that the system may
not get clogged and leave weak spot
for disease germs to enter. When the
blood IS clogged we suffer from what Is
commonly called q cold.
DR.. Pierce's Golden Medical Discov-
cry purifes the blood and entirely
eradicates the poisons that breed and
feed disease. 1t thus cures scrofula,
eczema, boils, pimples and other erup-
tons that mar and scar the skin. Pure
blood is essential to good health. The
weak, rundown, debiitated condition
which so many people experience Is
commonly the effect of impure blood.
Doctor Pierce's Golden Medical Dis
coYery not only cleanses the blood Of
impurities, but It increases the activity
Of the blood-making glands, and il en-
riches the body with an abundant gup-
ply OF pure, rich blood.
Take it as directed and 10 win search
out impure and poisonous matter IN
the stomach, liver, bowels and hdneys
and drive it from the system through
the natural channels.
1t viii penetrate into the Joints and
muscles, and dissolve the poisonous ac-
cumulations. Bad blood Is driven out.
It viii furnish you with rich, pure blood
full of vital force-the kind that in
creases energy and ambition, that re-
juvenates the entire body.
Adv.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1916-01-26
BOn1bard711ent of
Morastir By IS
French Air hips
BY ASSOCIATED PRESS.


Paris, Jan. 25.-The bonnbardment
of Monastir, in Southwestern Serbia,
by a squadron of 45 French aero
planes yesterday is reported by the
Havas correspondent at Salonild.
Considerable damage is said to have
been done to ammunition depots, the
quarters of the general staff, and the
railroad station.
The correspondent also reports that
the Italian expeditionary force in Al
bania is soon to be attacked. Bull
garians who, in cooperation with
Austrians, captured the Albanian
town of Berat are reported to be adj
vancing toward Avlona, which is held
by the Italians. Austrian troops are
said to be moving in the direction Of
Durazzo, where Essad Pasha, at the
head Of his Albanian troops, is pre-
pairing resistance.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1916-01-26

kept all others at arms length. enhanced
the impression OF his separateness, his
single survival out of an age gone by.
John Adams his father, and Thomas
Jefferson. whom he had first opposed and
then followed. died the next year after
he came to the presidency. passing away
together. on the fiftieth anniversary of the
Declaration Of Independence Gully 4
1880. the last great figures of the nations
nrst generation of statesmen.
The President seemed to have their
principles without their warmth, to stand
older than his years amidst scene trans-
formed.
Social changes had come upon the ma
ton thick and fast with the passing
away OF that first age, I'm which the gov
eminent had been set up and had re-
ceived its life and structure, and radical
political changes had inevitably followed
in their train.
In the gathering host Of new States at
the west there could be nothing but levels
Of privilege: no special class, trained and
preferred for government. as In New
England and the South, but universal
manhood suffrage; and the example Of
the West had reacted powerfully upon
the East.
There, too. social change was touching
affairs with the touch of transformation.
Airs blew everywhere out of the West
Because its lands were open and not too
far away, and every man could betal6e
himself thither IL he chose and be his
own master, those who stayed at home
in the East, whether common or gentle,
had the flavor of independence, the
choice OF individual initiative in sheir
lives, and counted, not in the mass mere
ly, but as efficient units IN every reck-
ontng, social or political
News industries raised new classes, to
rank with the merchants and the law
yers of the older order. The quick, In
eessant initiative of individuals broke the
lines between class and class so often
athwart that they became at last con-
fused and lost
The suffrage was inevitably widened In
the East, as IN the West; and with the
number of voters the number OF those
who played a managing and organizing
and originative part In politics also in
creased.
Every right. as far as might be every
function OF politics. was thrown open to
every man.
Tomorrow. Electors BY Direct yete.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1916-01-26

The nomination Of General jackson
could very well be ignored, 1t seemed 1T
first. as q mere rally Of his personal
friends here and there. so much OF an
outsider did he seem in every circle Of
politicians.
He is respected as a gallant soldier. !"
said the chief political newspaper Of New
York, ''but he stands, In the minds Of the
people Of this State, at an inmeasurahle
distance from the executive chair"
The vote of the electors, however. put
q very different color on the matter. It
stood. for General Jackson. ninety-nine;
for Mr.. Adams. eightyfour; for Mr..
Crawford, forty-one; for Mr.. Clay. thirty
seven.
Over the vice presidency there had been
little contest: Mr.. Calhoun was chosen,
as had been expected. BY handsome ma
Jority.
No one having received q majority Of
the votes for President, the election
went. as the constitution provided, to
the House, whose choice was limited 20
three candidates who stood highest in
the electors list
Voting by States. as was prescribed,
the House chose Mr.. Adams. to whom
MIR. Clay's friends gave their support.
There was In this sharp and doubtful
struggle for the presidency, with it's clos
ing appeal to the managing politicians of
the House. just shock enough, just thrill
and zest enough of direct challenge and
open contest to bring the hidden lines
of party 10 the surface.
The four years OF Mr.. Adams admins
tration completed their disclosure. and
changed the whole face of politics.
The new President was undeniably the
choice of a minority of the nation. lie
seemed to the impatient men of the new
generation to be holding the government
arbitrarily back from the touch OF re-
newal and Of characterization which they
were eagerly waiting to give It.
Mr.. Adams seemed to them to repre-
sent the traditions of the old order which
had passed. and to be a mere obstacle
to the acknowledgment of the new order
which had come. His very stiffness and
precision OF manner, as OF the old school;
his cool. unsyEnpathetie aloofness from
the men about him. repeillng intimacy
or any warm confidence; the dash of acid
IN his careful rectitude: his whole atti-
tude. as OF a man who administered his
great office as a purely personal trust
for which he alone was responsible, and
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1916-01-26
POLICE BALL TO Be
GIVEN IN FEBRUARY
ARRANGEMENTS HAVE BEEN
CLOSED UP AND ANNUAL
FUNCTION WILL TAKE PLACE
IN THE WoODMEN's HALL.

Arrangements were closed up yes
terday for the Policemen's ball, which
viii take place at the w. o. w. hall,
on West Romano street, February 10.
This is an annual function, and the
pelicemen's benevolent association
holds forth in such usually about this
time of the year.
The committee on final arrange
ments, which consists of Officers
Drummer and Burke, and Deputy
Sheriff Yniestra, held meeting yes
terday and made final arrangements
for The ball, closing up number of
matters which had been referred to
them.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1916-01-26
400 YEAR-OLD FAN FOUND
IN THLEF'S EFFECTS

Evansville, Ind, Jan. 25.-An ivory
and mother pearl fan which the owner
said formerly belonged to the mother
Of Pope Plus TX and Is. more than 400
years old, was recovered by the police
here last night among loot from
number of Evansville homes, which
was located following the arrest FRI
day of Walter Scott, 80 years old, an
alleged housebreaker.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1916-01-26

The Salonild front for fifty miles
Is tied up in barbed wire and big
guns are planted everywhere. This
wire IS merging with some the Turks
left where they intended to make
their last stand during the first Balk-
an war. Nothing contributes more to
the deadlock than barbed wire.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1916-01-26

Washington, D. c., or from the vari-
GUS state experiment stations. Send
for list of those available and order
those which are desired"
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1916-01-26

It was before Jobbers' Association
that Gary and vanderlip were put in
the race for the presidency by Repre-
sentative Austin of Tennessee. The
purpose of direct primaries was TO
cut out the middlemen, but here is
evidence that they refused to be
downed.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1916-01-26
Announcement.

The Pensacola Journal announces
the appointment Of Mr.. Harry r.
Cook as publisher.
The editorial staff as well as the
entire Journal organization will re-
main as heretofore.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1916-01-26

Gov. Henderson announces that the
affairs of Alabama win be conducted
as though the proposed bond issue
had not been defeated. For this state
ment he is being praised and con-
demned by the press of the state.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1916-01-26
POLITICAL ANNOUNCEMENT
ron COUNTY COMMISSIONER. NO. a

heroby announce my candidacy a.
county commissioner from District no q
subject 20 the action Of the DeuocIatio
primary, June 8. Your vote win bs
appreciated E, WARD.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1916-01-26
A MINORITY CHOICE.
Published By special arrangement h President thyon
The Mcclure NegVsbateY Syndicate.

by the Newspaper syndicate0
Ip q cement b. renfir in
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1916-01-26

Take Groves
The Old Standard Groves Taste
less chill Tonic is equally valuable as
a General Tonic because it contains
the we'll known tonic properties Of
QUININE and IRON. 50c.-Adv.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1916-01-26
TRANSFER COMPANY.

CITY TRANSFER COMPANY.
{ South Palafox Street. Phone 400.
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The diamond drill. (Crystal Falls, Iron County, Mich.) 1887-1996, 1916-08-26
500 REWARD, 500

The readers OF this paper will be
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Halls Catarrh Cure is taken internal
ly and acts thru the Blood on the
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The proprietors have so much faith in
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Dollars for any case tfrat It fails TO
cure. Send for list of testimonials.
Address: f. j. CHENEY & CO.,
Toledo, Ohio. Sold by all Druggists,
75c.
The diamond drill. (Crystal Falls, Iron County, Mich.) 1887-1996, 1916-08-26
Constipation and Indigestion

Il have used Chamberlain's Tablets
and must say they are the best have
ever used for constipation and indiges-
ton. My wife also used them for in
digestion and they did her good"
writes Eugene S. Knight, Wilmington,
N. c. Chamberlain's Tablets are mild
and gentle in their action. Give them
a trial Rou are certain to be pleased
with the agreeable laxative effect
which they produce. obtainable every
where.