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New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1916-11-09
Polk Almost Goes Back to Work

Washington, Nov. Son the basis OF
early returns last night Frank L. foik'
counsellor Of the State Department
and Franklin d. Roosevelt, Assistant
Secretary of the Navy, agreed on Ihe
formation OF law partnership. To-
day. however, they decided to postpone
signing tho partnership agreement.
Both expected they would retain their
places in q second Wilson sdministra-
tom.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1916-11-09
Vote for Eighteen Presidents

Two men In Morristown. both Re-
publicans, cast their eighteenth ballots
Tuesday for President Of the United
States. They are Alsnson A. Vance. CT
Ridgevale Avenue, ninety-one years old.
and Philip II. Hoffman, Of Western
Avenue. ei1hty-nine years old.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1916-11-09
Ancient Banners To Be Sold

A collection Of old Italian and We
netian velvet and silk ceremonial ban
ners are included in the effects OF the
late Andrew Johnston, which are TO be
sold By order Of the executors OF the
estate az the Plaza Art Rooms, and
Fast Fifty-ninth Street, beginning to-
dav.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1916-11-09
NEWS OF PLAYS
AND PLAYERS
Captain Kidd, Jr.,' to Open
Monday Evening at the
Cohan and Harris

Captain Kidd, Jr.," . comedy which
has been on the point Of coming into
New York ever since the beginning OF
tho season, will attain lis goal nc>s
Monday evening, when II will b seen
at the Conan and Harris. The piees
Is a Conan and Harris productions; tho
author is Rida Johnson Young; IN,
cast includes Otto Kruger, Zelda Sears
and Edith Tsliaferro, and the title was
formerly Buried Treasure"
"Objeet-Matrimony." simultaneous
ly, will be moved TO the .Forty-eigh;h
Street, which will give Jules Eckefs
Goodman chance 70 concentrate. Mr..
Goodman will then have three plays
running within two hundred feet OF
each other. "Rich Man, Poor Man"
the current attraction at the fo-ty-
eighth, will endesvor TO benefit BY the
weather on the road.
A new producing firm was orgsnizcc
yesterday afternoon, and Immediately
began looking for a New York the
atre." The new corporation is me
Edmund Breese Production CompaLy.
and their first play will be "Scaps-
goats" q drama by Carlyle Moore, au-
thor Of "Stop Thief" The piece viii
be unveiled at Norwalk on Novem-
Der II.
A bulletin from the Office Of Frank
Keenan, has IL that that actor, who VAS
reported on his way East early In the
week, has safely arrived.
The Park Place Theatre, Newark, has
been rewritten by william Fox, and
will be opened by him on Monday as
the Terminal. The house will be de-
voted to Aims.
Lucille Watson, at present IN "His
Bridal Night" IL about TO enter vaude-
Vile In Lotus" q playlet OF her own
writing.
No matinee was given at the Century
yesterday afternoon, the time being
used to cut down "The Century Girl to
the proportions Of q regular entertain
ment The operation was not entirely
painless, as Marie Dressler is now out
Of the cast. No list Of the wounded
was given out at the theatre.
Motion pictures Of the battle OF the
Somme will be shown at the Aston The
atre Sunday afternoon and evening.
Chin Chin, the baby elephant, has re-
turned TO the Hippodrome, and old
home week is being duly celebrated at
that institution. G. 5. X.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1916-11-09
Lieutenant Thaw Sails for q. S

Paris, Nov. s.-Lieutenant William
Thaw and Choutesu c. Johnson, OF New
York. members Of the Frsnco-Ameriean
Aviation Corps, have sailed for the
United States on . three weeks fur
Tough.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1916-11-09
Queen Liliuokalani Near Death

San Francisco, Nov. s.-Liliuokalani,
ex-Queen of Hawaii. Is III at Honolulu
and her death IL expected momentarily.
according to information received here
TO day
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1916-11-09
Halls Auto, Dies in Seat

Boonton, n. j., Nov. s.-After stop
ping the automobile Of Durbin 5. Van
Week at the curb in Birch Street to-
day, Charles Dewherts. who was driv-
ing the car, slipped down in the seat
and died. Death was due TO heart dis
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1916-11-09

The logic Of the preceding paragraph ID OF course false FOR
~ or what newspaper believes to be news is not matter Oh
~ poev But if Mr. Wilson should attack the newspapers
- b vaclson he would fair OF the news
,.ners that attack him.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1916-11-09
MORE SILVER Innings

I read your verscles, cen with avidity
Hastily skmming the columns OF news;
What do care for the tale Of stupidity
Told by the ballots one crossed up for Hughes?
Not that I'm sorry if Wilson is out again;
Who ever trumphs the prices will rise;
Another four years and we'll jog the same route again
With the same bandages over our eyes.
WALTER PRICHARD EATON.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1916-11-09
ARCHIE.

Nj Wilson has the satiric should like his com
~ on the newspapers which, in editorials and news headlines
80 awarded the first candidate and then TO the
~ those being newspapers which have bernted the
PRESIDENT FOR his vacillating policy.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1916-11-09
CEMErEkiKS.

THE WOODLANDS UEMETE1y.
SfSd St BY Harlem Train snd ~ rrellsl
Lets Of small sire for sale.
onaa - xaAa az - - Z
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1916-11-09
MARRIED

JENNINGS-sYLvESTER-In Panama
CITY. on October IS. Jacqueline Syl-
vester, of New York, TO Guy Francis
Jennings, formerly of Birmingham.
Alabama.
Notices Of marriage and deaths muss
he accompanied By full name and sddress
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1916-11-09
r~.,..s for s,.sssI Lsc.IIu..-E.ssrn n.

Hish~st tsrup<rsture yesterday. 81 degrees Cat
o m lyxesi ~ fat q nj average. % tsef.ss
Tor ccrespouding date as, year IS average Tor cor
responding date las, thirty -thrrc yeafs. ~.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1916-11-09
ENVOY

Successful parties, let your trumpets blare;
We beaten ones, with dispositions furry,
Gloat on, or grovel in your deep despair
The war still drags along SO should worry!
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1916-11-09

Speaking Of anticlmaxe many Of us were yester
day the Wall Street Magazine announces that 1t FOR
ward Looking Fortnighty"
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1916-11-09

Local Fsrsosst-FLr to-d1y 70 morrow overcast
ard esldsr, vrvssst rain: fr-sh ard strong .~,
vtndk
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1916-11-09

Mr. Briggs the j. gambler desires 70 re'rac' MS w
os. I'D a. 40 Tuesday evening Mr.. Briggs Tower
caller last night concede Wilson'S election we
refused well" said intrepid sportsman eghtng MS own
cigar you say something about my new book OF g0
give you q copy"
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1916-11-09
The Coming Tower
pA11ApE OF THE AMMUNITION MAKER

-. dsv Is either dark it is fair,
n. streets are either quiet, or full OF din,
cr,.hue or snow hangs in the autumn air.
III. Democrats-or G. 0. Pare in
~ candidates ex,t 1--WE knew wed win;
~ else defeated, into cover scurry.
T is all the same peace does no. yet begin,
tn. war still drags along. so should worry!
Wares are up or destituton's scare
ro,b raise goose-pmples on the workers skin;
This morn stand aghast at falling hair
Or antreaent behold it seem less thin.
Biu Sunday cries, The world is sore with sin,
Or Ladies Clubs report that evils sourTy-
No matter which, I've gold in either I'm,
The war st1 drags along. so l should worry!
Msvhap old age nv stomach doth impair
Or al, oontroire. stuffed full from scalp to shin,
scorn all indigestion. Maybe care
Drives me TO foods of whiskey, beer and gin,
Or iov to watch the Dolly Sisters spin
On siken toe; all seasons. though Time hurry
Or heavy hang upon my hands, grin,
The war still drags along. so should worry
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1916-11-09

Mrs. W. K Vanderbilt, jr, who Is
now at her country place at Jericho,
Long Island. will open her town house.
Soc Fifth Avenue, on November 20.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1916-11-09
DIED

Baker. z. r. B. Ranger. Henry ".
Blanchard, Fanny NJ Wright. Amos ".
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1916-11-09

Mr.. and Mrs. Alexander Harvey
Tiers and Miss Esther l.. NJ. Tiers have
returned from their country place.
Farmlands, at Morristown. y. j.. and
are at 45 East Sixty-second Street for
the winter. Mrs. Tiers will give,
large dance at the end Of next month.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1916-11-09

General and Mrs. Howard Carroll
will arrive in town to-day from larry
town, n. Y, and take possession OF
their city home for the winter.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1916-11-09

Mr.. and Mrs. A. J. Drexel Biddle,
jr., and Mr.. and Mrs. Angler b. Duke,
who were guests Of Mr.. and Mrs. A. j..
Drexel Biddle, in Philadelphia, have
returned to the city.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1916-11-09

Mr.. and Mrs. William H. Palconer
and family have returned TO the city
for the winter from Garden City.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1916-11-09

nj, Tut. What Happen II All the Members OF an Ath
Club Wanted 10 Use the Gymnasium!
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1916-11-09

sr Suppose all OF the 10000 shareholders OF the
Commonwealth should arrive simultaneously and demand
~Shoh Can YOU predict what would hsppen1
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1916-11-09
THE PRESS ROOM TAKERS

Written at Republican Headquarters while Fate StH Hung
Eectorally Speaking By Hair
"Ten you he don't need Minnesota
"IEow's he coma win without t?
Hes got " Mexico n North Dkota, amt her
what if he has? They won't swing it.
Iooka here got 234 If ne gets N Mexico North
Dta he'll have 24 need only 25 then he gets alorn
Minnesota nat give 266 n the eckshun don't it,?
"Avv en- rnawfl How dyou fgger ne gets Cafornyer
Mnnesoter7 Dim you hear those las reons! All IT "0en
"Sure, but Wilcox says ~ -,
@Wbat d YOU b1ieve for? He's only hopn amt he!
well maybe so. Funny leekshun, amt it?
~Yeh Wish tn old had let me do reWrite
$50 do /"
"HuhT
Had ny estsT
mo. Les 90 get some" -
while I'm gone" H., -, 49, -,
Me too Jack N anybody carries anythn phone me at
Il, -, - AIS.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1916-11-09
PRICHARD EATON.

Mr. Deems Taylor is Paris, and he likes it. But" he
writes vo lose all proportion after you've been hoe
Of DAYS could judge pieces availability for
The Tribune Magazine than could get around the block
without passport photographs letters OF recommendation
Declaration Etranrer Permit de Sejour and high school
diploma"
Mr. TAYLOR tells of a movie house. "You look at
with different eye he when the in the seat be-
ude YOU has on and wearing the Crox de Guerre
and the Legion dHonneur!"
What bothrs the Electoral College team at the instant OF go
ng 10 bother the telegraph desk again is the l. Minnesota shift
At IL o'clock last night telephone young lady, Just to
the said the still tied In the eighteenth inning
Never there WAS doubtful column, IS at the hour Of
gering 10 press this Monolith Of Merriment
At late hour last night President Wilson, assured by Secre
sry of reelection astned this TO the American
PSop.
You have elected and mine" e r. ~
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1916-11-09

Mrs. Eleanor V. Paul and her son,
Msury H. B. Paul, have returned to
town from Hot Springs, Va, where
they spent a month.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1916-11-09


rspers that attack him.
INT, Tut. All the Members OF an Athletic
Club Wanted Use the Gymnasium!
Cir suppo all shareholders OF the proposed Hotel
cw.th should simultaneously and demand tl0O room
.,5batA Can you predict what would hsppen1 N r. H.
Persons devoted yesterday to spoong The Coming rover
ova5 their boots as did Tuesday night when inc
treasured Times and valued World conceded Mr. Hughess eec
~ We were certain that Mr. Hughes elected Hereafter on
election nights base observations on any results
s vepersonaly as they sayhave counted the ballots
. proves also" World said Of Mr. Hughes that he has
~ nothing about foreign affairs since he was nominated or
President discussing the most complicated questions WIN w
~,cc If SCHOOLGIRL" What object TO is the worlds sex
gonis Is the ignorance of schooboy less colossal 'han
schoolgirls?
Mr. and Mrs Hughes daughters were dining az 'ne mover
,.- when word brought him that he was elected
avVto savs that I am elected?" asked MI Hughes
bv The Evening comedies election was the hnsNe
av-,n gDess that Official" replied MI hughes
A. +bis Mrs Hughes the table and KISSED her nus
band-Evening World , -, 11u
Dear, dear to think of that impeuous lady In the White
House.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1916-11-09

What bothers the Electoral College team at the instan
ing to bother the telegraph desk again is the Mnneso
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1916-11-09

Mrs. Stephen G. Williams will give
a luncheon on November % at Sherry's
for her debutante daughter, Miss
Elizabeth J. Wyeth.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1916-11-09

At IL o'clock last night the telephone young lady, tu
TIE onotonv said the score was still tied in the eighteen
The Tomahawk., 1916-05-04
PENIS Descendant to War.

Vernon George Green, thirty-five
years old, musician, in applying at
Sheerness for absolute exemption from
service on the ground of i'll health and
conscientious objection, made the
claim that he was the great'grandson
of William Penn, who was born 272
years ago. In his written appeal he
said:
II was brought up under strict Chris
tan principles not to take life in any
form, my great-grandfather being VIII
liam Penn, Quaker, founder of Penn
sylvania." The tribunal refused ex-
emption to PENIS Decentralization
don Observer.
The Tomahawk., 1916-05-04

to get better and am now well. am
stout and able to do my own Homework.
l can recommend the Vegetable Com
pound to any woman who is sick and
run down as wonderful strength and
health restorer. My husband says /
would have been in my grave ere this
if it had not been for your Vegetable
Compound. Mrs. BLANCHE JEFFER-
SON, 7O3 Lyon St., Des Moines, Iowa.
Before submitting to surgical opera
ton it is wise to try to build up the
female system and cure its derange-
ments with Lydia E. Pinkham's Vege-
table Compound it has saved many
women from surgical operations.
Write to the Lydia f. Pinkham
Medicine Co., Lynn, Mass, for
advice-it will be confidential.
The Tomahawk., 1916-05-04
A New Remedy for
Kidney, Bladder and
all Uric Acid Troubles

Dear headers:
appeal to those of you who are
bothered with kidney and bladder
trouble, that you give up the use of
harsh salts or alcoholic medicines and
in their place take a short treatment
of "Anuric." I have taken many of
DR.. Pierce's medicines for the past
twenty-five years with good results. l
suffered with kidney trouble for some
years. l recently heard Of the newest
discovery Of DR.. Pierce, namely, his
"Anuric" Tablets. After using same
I am completely cured Of my kidney
trouble. A doctor pronounced me a
we'll preserved woman for my age, all
due, l believe, to DR.. PieTce's aid.
MRS. MELINDA E. MILLER.
If you suffer from backache, lum-
bago, rheumatism, get "Anuric" now.
The Tomahawk., 1916-05-04
THE MAGIC WASHING STICK

"The Magic Washing Stick is the
finest thing in the world. Cleans the
clothes without rubbing-makes the
whitest clothes ever saw. I cannot
do without it any more. All you say
is true, it does all you say it will. I
would give it for nothing have ever
used. Hope every lady will try il"
writes Mrs. w. F. Gammill, Ashdown,
Ark. Is washings 25c. This peculiar
article is sold by all grocers every
where. Winston, Harper, Fisher Co.,
Minneapolis, Mimi, Distributors
Adv.
The Tomahawk., 1916-05-04
After Grip
Winter Colds
Bad Blood

, You are pale, thin, weak-with little
vitality. Your liver is sluggish and
tho bad blood causes your stomach
muscles to lose their elasticity and be-
come flabby-then indigestion.
Dr. Pierce's Golden Medical Discov-
cry, purely vegetable and free from
alcohol or narcotics, is the great and
powerful blood purifier of today. Ex-
tracted from American forest herbs
and roots. Contains no alcohol. In
gradients printed on wrapper.
Taken as directed it will search
out impure and poisonous matter
throughout the system and eliminate
it--Adv.
The Tomahawk., 1916-05-04
SPEAKS UP FOR CANADA
And No mountaineering His
Land He Made $3.50
Per Acre.

So many Americans now have per
sonal knowledge Of Canada that false
reports concerning this country are
being continually corrected by Amer.
leans themselves who know the facts,
and who are too fair-minded to let a
false statement go unchallenged. A
case in point arises out of statement
supposed to be made by resident of
Alberta, and published recently in the
Spokesman-Review, of Spokane in
which the condition Of settlers in this
country was painted in very bad
way indeed. The writer of this at
tack on Canada refused to let his
name be known. so it can be taken
for what it is worth, but Mr.. S. L..
Wallace, of N 4723 Crestline, Spokane.
who lived for some years in Western
Canada, came to the defense of the
country in the following letter which
was published in the Spokesman-Re-
view of February II, 1876
ITO the Editor of the Spokesman-Re-
view:
I'm Sundays Spokesman-Review was
a letter from man in Alberta to the
chamber of commerce, asking that
something be done to keep Americans
from going to Canada, and saying that
that government was run by the rail-
roads, banks and manufacturers; that
once a man got there he never could
get away. Had this man published
that letter over his own signature
there is no doubt but he could get out
of Canada.
No country will do as much to help
a man to get on his feet, if he tries to
help himself, as Canada. l know OF
the government helping people to pro-
visions, feed, seed grain and fuel, and
charging only cost Of delivery to the
nearest town and 6 per cent. What
more could a man ask?
lived five years in Southern Sas'
katchewan and earned a patent to 800
acres of as good land as I ever saw.
have raised over so bushels of oats
on sod, 40 bushels Of wheat, and 20
of flax to the acre. Until I lost my
health never was better satisfied any
where. had my land rented this last
year for one-third. It brought me al
most $3.50 per acre, or $1,14S.91 for
1876 acres.
This man says he loves the land his
fathers died for. So do J. and love
the land that gave me my home.
IS. L. WALLACE"
N4723 Crestline, Spokane.--Advertise
ment.
The Tomahawk., 1916-05-04
Good Substitute for Marshal.

Our progressive little burg got
stingy spell not long ago." related the
proprietor of the Tote Fair store at
Petunia, land in the interest of econ
omy cut off the town marshals sal
airy. When he quit the job they got
a life-size cut-out of Charlie Chaplin.
stuck tin star on it, stood it around
on various corners, took it down to
the depot at train times, and so forth.
And pears like it makes just about as
effective and fully as dignified mar
shall as we have ever had. kansas
City Star.
The Tomahawk., 1916-05-04
THE MAGIC WASHING STICK

l am perfectly delighted with the
.fagic Washing Stick. It makes the
clothes so pretty and white and it
saves time and labor. 1 would give it
for nothing I have ever used. can
recommend It highly as labor saver
as you don't nave to rub the clothes
at all, writes Mrs. M. A. Graham, Dus-
tin. Okla. Guaranteed to contain no
lye, acid, alkali, or any injurious in
gredient. A truly wonderful article.
Three Magic Washing Sticks for 25c-
Is washings Csc. Sold by all grocers
everywhere. Winston, Harper, Fisher
Co., Minneapolis MINI, Distributors.
ADV.
The Tomahawk., 1916-05-04
The Cause.

A Philadelphia woman has long pur-
chased fish from a certain market deal
or of that city. One day, when the
prices seemed much too high, the
housewife complained; and her COM
plant was met by the following re-
joinder:
"Yessum, fish is high-yessum!
Amt no doubt bout that! Fish is
awful high! Yo' see, mum, fish is
gettin' scarce on account Of all these
heah ariums!"-Youth's Com
panion.
The Tomahawk., 1916-05-04

For a really fine coffee at a mod
crate price, drink Denison's Seminole
Brand, Csc the lb., in sealed cans.
Only one merchant in each town
sells Seminole. If your grocer isn't
the one, write the Denison Coffee Co.,
Chicago, for a souvenir and the name
of your Seminole dealer.
Buy the 8 lb Canister Can for $1.O0.
-A6u
The Tomahawk., 1916-05-04
FRECKLES
Now IL the Time to Get Rid of These
Ugly Spots.

There's no longer the slightest need Of
feeling ashamed Of your freckles, as the
prescription othine-double Strengths
guaranteed to remove these homely spots:
Simply get an ounce of othine-double
strength--from your druggist, and apply
little of 1t night and morning and you
should soon see that even the worst freckles
have begun to disappear, while the lighter
ones have vanished entirely. It is seldom
that more than one ounce is needed to com.
pletely clear the skin and gain beautiful
clear complexion.
i Be sure to ask for the double strength
othine. this Is sold under guarantee Of
Adv
The Tomahawk., 1916-05-04
A LARGE Measure of Success.

A Large Measure of Success.
Doctor, how many times have you
operated for append;citis?"
"Oh, at least fifty times, I should
say"
And how many cases have you
lost?''
"On1y two. One of them went into
bankruptcy and the other died with
out leaving a dollar"
The Tomahawk., 1916-05-04
Unhappy Memories.

This author reads from his works
with a great deal of feeling
Il noticed that don't suppose
there is a single one of the poems he
read to us that hasn't been turned
down by editors at least a dozen
times
The Tomahawk., 1916-05-04
Sarcasm.

Hadn't you better let me clip a
little from the ends Of your hair?"
uueried the tonsorial artist.
why from the euds?" queried the
victim in the chair. Cant you clip
a little from the middle?"
The Tomahawk., 1916-05-04
HUSBAND OBJECTS
TO OPERATION
Wife Cured by Lydia E!
Pinkham's Vegetable
:: Compound
Des Moines, Iowa. Four years ago
I was very sick and my life was nearly

spent. Lbs dOctorS
stated that I would
never get we'll with
out an operation
and that without it
I would not live one
year. My husband
objected to any
operation and got
me some of Lydia E.
Pinkham's Vegeta-
BILE Compound. Ltook
it and commenced
The Tomahawk., 1916-05-04
II All Depends.

Singleton-I want to ask you a ques
ton, old chap.
Wederly-Well, come to it.
Singleton-Does a woman always
mean what she says?
Wederly-That depends on circum-
stances. During courtship she doesn't
but after marriage you can bet
she does.
The Tomahawk., 1916-05-04
It Wasn't Like Her.

Observation-Disclosures that you are
rgading?
n Wife-It's a letter from mother.
r. Husband-What does she say?
Wife-Oh, nothing much.
Husband-You are trying to de-
ceive me. It's a cold day in August
when your mother hasn't much to
say.
The Tomahawk., 1916-05-04
ALIENS FOOT-EAsE DOES IT

When your shoes pinch or your corns and
bunions ache, get Aliens Foot.Ease., the
antiseptic powder to be shaken into shoes
and used in foot-bath. Gives instant re-
lief to Tired. Aching, Swollen feet. Over
100000 packages are being used by the
troops at the front. Sold everywhere, Csc.
Don't accept any substitute. Adv.
The Tomahawk., 1916-05-04
Too Slow for Her.

90 SLOW TOT F1cT.
do you know what I've been think
ing about for the last half hour?'
asked Mr.. Dubson.
II can't imagine" answered Miss
Peacher.
I've been thinking about kissing
YOU"
"Umph! If I'm ever about to drown
l hope it will fall to somebody else's
lot to throw me a life preserver.'
The Tomahawk., 1916-05-04
Small RetiIrnS

Small Returns.
II get nickel every time take a
dose of medicine" said Tommy Twob-
BILE.
Amt you got lot o money!
asked little Sammy Dubwaite, deli
cate child.
Nav! It's just my luck. l amt
hardly ever sick
The Tomahawk., 1916-05-04

For thrush use Hanford's Balsam
Get it into the bottom of the affected
part. Adv.