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Denver labor bulletin., 1916-02-26
Label League
Meeting Friday, Feb. 1s. 1916.

Meeting called to order by President
Spacey at g o'clock. Roll call of Off
GERS found all present except Vice
President Heron Minutes of the pre-
vious meeting read and approved.
The secretary of the complaint de-
partment reported thru Delegate Arm
strong that the complaint against the
May company had been investigated and
the manager of the May had promised
to remedy same.
The special committee appointed to
call on several undertakers that handle
union made caskets and furnishings re-
ported that they had called on the Hof-
mann undertaking parlors at 246 Broad
way and inspected their line of caskets
and furnishings and that these goods,
as represented, carried the union label
of the Carpenters, Upholsters and the
Journeymen Tailors. The Olinger mortu-
ary, 2600 Sixteenth street, and C. NJ.
Miller, 500 East Colfax, carry union
made caskets also. The delegates were
urged to report this matter to their re-
speetive locals.
Communications and Bills.
From Eagleson and company of San
Francisco, stating that they had for
warded the League six copies of their
catalogs for the benefit of the members
that can't secure label goods in Denver
received and filed.
Larimer County Milk condensery en-
closing the information sought by the
League as to where their brand of con-
densed milk could be obtained; the A
Walker Brokerage company in the Sugar
building are the local brokers, and the
Palace grocery on Fifteenth street, near
the loop, handle this brand.
American Federation of Labor, urging
that the League send letters to the
Colorado representatives at Washington
D. c.. requesting them to vote for the
Burnett immigration bill; on motion
the request was complied with.
Reports of Delegates.
Bakers No. 422 reported that they
were obligating new members at every
meeting and are making splendid prog
ress in their campaign for new members
at the Merchants Biscuit company. The
delegates further requested that the
products of the National Biscuit COM
pany be considered as non union goods
and that the Denver made crackers and
cakes be purchased by the union fam
lilies, and in this way assist the Dem
yer Bakery Workers to obtain better
wages and a union shop contract.
Bakers No. 26 are making splendid
progress in their campaign against the
Old Homestead bakery and the special
committee appointed by the Trades As
sembly reports that the largest union
bakery in the city, Kilpatrick's, is do
ing a much larger business than ever
before.
BARRIERS No. POS report that the bar
Der shops in the Adams and st. James
hotels are unfair to them; also the shop
in the basement of the Tabor Grand
Opera house; they request that this
matter be given publicity.
Bindery Women report their annual
ball. Trades Assembly hall, February %.
Garment Workers report their annual
ball, Caldwell hall, March l.
Laundry Workers report their annual
Denver labor bulletin., 1916-02-26
HoFMANN'S FUNERAL PARLoRS.
Third Avenue and Broadway.

When the hosir strikes that calls from
us some tendcrly loved one. the kind
ness and sympathy of Mr.. and Mrs. Hof-
mann appeal to the grief stricken. Espc-
cially 40 to those who labor. to whom
the HOFFMAN, Undertaking company has
always been a friend. Mrs. Hofmann
ministers to the women and children
who pass over beyond the Great Divide.
The parlors nre located in n beautiful
private home at the above address.
where all the latest methods are
utilized.
Denver labor bulletin., 1916-02-26
BON /. LOOK.
Sixteenth and Blake.

Bon /. Looks consumers wholesale
house handles full lines Of groceries, dry
goods, shoes, hardware, paints-in fact
almost anything salable. lie has always
catered to the union labor element and
numbers among his friends and custom
ers thousands of members of this great
uplift movement. If you need anything
in the above lines you will be fair"
to yourself by buying of Bon /. Look.
Denver labor bulletin., 1916-02-26
THE WARD AUCTION CO.
1880 Clenarm Street.

"A Square Deal to All'-C. T. Ward.
president. insists his patrons get y
square deal-no more, no lcss-and the
immense business OF this concern indi-
Gates the public is aware Of the policy
pursued. All lines OF household goods
arc bought, sold and exchanged. An cs-
pecial effort is made to please those who
work and to whom dollar means much
A plan OF pay ms you please is one OF
the reasons for the thriving business
conducted by Mr.. Ward.
Denver labor bulletin., 1916-02-26
UNITED STATES NATIONAL BANK.
Seventeenth and Stout.

Member Denver Clearing House Assn.l
The United States National bank, in
the Equitable building. is conducted by
an efficient and progressive staff. The
capital is 100000 and surplus 100000.
Officers: w. A Hover, Chairman of
Board: Gordon Jones, President; Henry
T. Rogers, Vice President; A. c. Foster,
Vice President; w. b. Morrison, Vice
President; James Ringold, Cashier; Z. c.
Elicit, Asst. Cashier; j. B. Alley,
Auditor
Denver labor bulletin., 1916-02-26
CAPITAL CITY SHOE REPAIRING co.
1911 Champa Street

This is the pioneer of the shoe repair
ing shops of Denver. Thier work is
right and their prices are right. A visit
will prove this. Once u customer you
will continue to be one.
Denver labor bulletin., 1916-02-26
HAMILTON NATIONAL BANK.
Seventeenth and Champa.

Member Denver Clearing House Assn.)
The Hamilton National bank recently
absorbed the Federal National and there
by became one OF the strong financial
concerns OF Denver. This bank makes
an especial effort to please the working
men and women of Denver. The capital
is S250,0OO, and surplus $4,000.
Officers: J. y. Cosgriff, Pres; w. II.
Kistler, V. p; !. C. Berger, c.; Z. J..
Wcckbacb, A. c.
Denver labor bulletin., 1916-02-26
THE PRINCESS THEATER.
On Curtis Street.

The Princess theater-thc Paramount
picture house of the West-offers the
splendid and artistic Paramount pic
lures. This popular theater has large
and competent orchestra, n feature
boosted by few moving picture houses
and one which appeals to the music
lovers Of the city.
Denver labor bulletin., 1916-02-26

Stocker & Fraser, one oil the leading
contracting firms of Denver and Colo
rado, composed of Allison Stocker, now
state treasurer of Colorado, and John
II. G. Fraser, both of whom have been
in the state close to forty years and in
business together for twenty-five years.
They have erected many OF the most
prominent buildings in the city, among
them the new Union station, Ford, Mer-
camille, Spatln & Anderson, OFallon,
McPhee & McGinnity, Barteldcs, Brown
Bros. Beatrice creamery, and are now
engaged in building large addition to
the Colorado Packing g. Provision com
pany's plant at the stockyards and an
addition to the Beatrice creamery.
Denver labor bulletin., 1916-02-26
THE ISIS THEATER.
On Curtis Street.

The Isis thcatcr, in addition 10 its
great film pictures, has one Of the finest
organs in the world. No more instruc.
tive or plensurablc means Of entertain.
mcnt can be had than visit to this
palace of lights, one of the pioneers in
the moving picture business ( Denver
Denver labor bulletin., 1916-02-26
THE HENNING SHOE co.
820-22 Fifteenth Street.

The Henning $2.5o-no more, no less
shoes, in their goodness and reasonable
ness in price, appeal to the prudent and
discriminating shoe buying public OF
Denver. A dozen clerks--all union-arc
waiting to give you satisfying service.
Denver labor bulletin., 1916-02-26

Four hundred years ago the average
length of human life was between Is and
20 years. One hundred years ago the
average human life was less than 30.
The average human life today reaches
nearly 40 years.
Denver labor bulletin., 1916-02-26
WESTERN UNION MAcARONI MFG
COMPANY. ~
1868 Usage Street.

Makers of the famous "Columboy
macnroni, vermicclli and spaghetti. II
your grocer hasn't these products tell
him you want them. He'll get them.
Denver labor bulletin., 1916-02-26
ARAPAHOE BUTTER SHOP.
1887 Fifteenth Street.

Arapahoe butter is fresh cream prod
uct Made today--sold today. The day
you carry it home direct from the churn
to your table.
Denver labor bulletin., 1916-02-26
WAGE CONFERENCE
I5 ON In NEW YORK
Demands of Coal Miners Pre-
Sented to Operators
Anthracite Men Have Not Had Raise
Since Award of the Commission
Twelve Years Ago

Representatives OF the United Mine
Workere of America and coal operators
are holding conferences in New York
this week to determine acceptance Of
the new wage scale enacted at the re-
cent Indianapolis convention of the
miners. This is the most important
conference between mine workers and
operators since the famous anthracite
award made by the Roosevelt commits
sion nearly twelve years ago.
The session, which may extend over
several weeks, involves the demands for
increased wages for thousands of min
ers in both anthracite and bituminous
fields. The wage meeting with bitumln-
ous operators at Mobile, following the
convention, had not reached conclusions
when the date arrived for the conference
with anthracite operators in New York.
Consequently the Mobile meeting ad-
iourned to New York.
Putting Up Strenuous Fight.
Anthracite miners have not been
given an increase in wages since the
Roosevelt award, and with the calling
of the conference in New York Presi-
dent White of the mine workers and
other union representatives are prepared
to put up q strenuous fight for the
men.
The operators have gone to the peo-
Pile" with their arguments against
wage increase thru an extensive adver-
tising campaign. They have declared
that an increase of wages to the miners
will mean an advance in coal prices to
consumers 1t is said the anthracite op-
orators have a fund of S2,OO0OO0 TO
nd Ath
ture embatting the miners demands
Operators Applaud White.
President White made the opening ad
dress. outlining the demands of the
miners and reasons why they should be
paid higher wages. According to press
reports his speech was generously ap-
plauded by the operators, something
very unusual at such a conference. For
the first time in history of these meet
ings, the conference began without the
operators entering a flat denial OF the
miners demands.
President White denies that condi-
tions in the anthracite industry were
correctly outlined by the operators. The
leader of the miners declares that rail
roads, owning the anthracite mines, have
realized huge profits
Want Eight-hour Day.
In addition to tho demand fo1 in
creased wages, the miners seek an eight
hour day and recognition OF the union.
Thirty-five representatives of the min
ers' union are attending the New York
conferences and representative operators
from Pennsylvania, Ohio, Illinois and
Indiana will present their arguments
against the demands.
The present contracts expire April
in the anthracite and central states
bituminous fields. However, if a new
agreement has not been reached by that
date, the miners will continue at work
pending further negotiations or until
other action is taken by special con-
vention.
Denver labor bulletin., 1916-02-26

Memphis, Tenn, is to have a "poor
mans court" in which the magistrate
will decide all cases without juries OF
lawyers.
Denver labor bulletin., 1916-02-26

Beats them all. La Belle &c cigar;
union made in Denver.-Adv.
Denver labor bulletin., 1916-02-26

Beats them all. La Belle Sc cigar
union made in Denver.-Adv.
Denver labor bulletin., 1916-02-26

Try a Principe de Lees cigar for an
after dinner smoke. Union made.-Adv.
The Wahpeton times. [volume] (Wahpeton, Richland County, Dakota [N.D.]) 1879-1919, 1916-09-21
TWICE PROVEN

If you suffer backache, Sleep
less night, tired, dull days and
distressing urinary disorders,
don't experiment. Read this twice
told testimony. It's Wahpeton ev-
idence-doubly proven.
Henry Reight, IA Iowa Ave-,
Wahpeton, says: II suffered from
symptoms of kidney trouble,
brought on by hard work and hea-
Wy lifting. An occasional sharp
pain finally settled into a dull.
hard ache in the small of my back
My back was so sore and lame
that I could hardly arise after
sitting. My rest at night was
broken and during the day I felt
tired. got Doan's Kidney Pills at
Keen's Pharmacy and they gave
me prompt relief. Two boxes cur
ed me and l have had no return
of the trouble" Statement given
September 26, 1900
OVER TWO YEARS LATER,
Mr.. Reign said: Il am pleased to
say that my kidneys have been in
fine shape since l used Doan's
Kidney Pills.
Price SOC at all dealers. Don't
simply ask for kidney remedy
get Doan's Kidney Pills-the same
that Mr.. Reign has twice publicly
recommended.
No. 8.
The Wahpeton times. [volume] (Wahpeton, Richland County, Dakota [N.D.]) 1879-1919, 1916-09-21
WAHPETON
MARBLE and GRANITE WORKS
4. J. k0RF, Proprietor
VACATION OF ALLEY

Notice is hereby given that there has
been beer filed n this office a petition to va.
through Block IS Of NJ: T. Rich's Re-
serve Addition to the City of Wahpeton
(Which is also known and described as
"Rich's Reserve to Wahpeton' and also
as Reserve N; T. Rich''), according to
record in the ONCE OF the Register Of
Deeds in and for Richland County. North
Dakota. the object OF such vacation being
to convey the strip Of land now compris-
ing said alley, to the Thompson Yards In
corporated and A. E. McMichael to be used
for private purposes: that said petition will
be oi, heard y, r. and considered by the City Coun
regular meeiin at $50 r. N. at tho 20 incl eli
Rooms in the City Hall, on the second day
OF October. 1916. at which Tine and plac..
any, person who may feel aggrievrd by
such vacation may appear and object there
TO-; and will be heard in relation thereto
dated WahDetOn. North Dakota. Aug
ust 22nd, 1916.
S. H. MURRAY.
!sEALl City Auditor
Aug. 2i4t.
The Wahpeton times. [volume] (Wahpeton, Richland County, Dakota [N.D.]) 1879-1919, 1916-09-21
REAL ESTATE TRANSFERS

Wlnifred d. Cabalne and hus-
band to Isbael D. Cabanne, ct. ell.
lots 6 and Z, block 8; lots 8 and
9. block 5; lots 9, 10 IL; block
10; lots 1 and 2. block i6; Park
side addition to Wahpeton. Price
100.
Michael P. Curry to Nellie Cur
~, lot 6, block 8, Lidgerwood.
Price $3.50.
A. H. Burnson and wife TO
Richard NJ. Falley, S i-2 Of lots
a.d 2, block IL, R. S. Tyler 5
aJ':ition TO Wahpeton. Price,
$3.50.
First State Bank, Abercrom-
bic to Gunne Tostenson. lot 1,
block 4, Barnaby's addition to
Abercrombia. Price $500
Gunne Tostenso1 and wife to
John Wickleia, NV IA, 10, 1874,
so. Price Si.OO.
The Wahpeton times. [volume] (Wahpeton, Richland County, Dakota [N.D.]) 1879-1919, 1916-09-21
DID YOU EVER 1H1nk7

;, Did you ever think that q kind Woed
put out at interest brings back an
enormous percentage of love and ap.
probation?
That though loving thought may
not seem to be appreciated, it has yet
made you better and sweeter because
Of It?
That the little acts of kindness and
thoughtfulness day by day, are really
greater than one immense act Of good
ness shown once a year1
That to talk and talk and talk about
yourself and your belongings is very
tiresome to the people who listen?
That to be witty ~ at the expense
Of somebody else is positive cruelty
many times?
That personalities are not always in.
teresting, and very often offensive!
That the ability To keep q friend ID
very much greater than that required
to gain one?
That If the girls all over the world
were to form societies of one, each
being her own president and house
committee and entertainment com.
mittee, and secretary and treasurer,
and make kind words the currency,
cOnsiderate actions the social func.
tons. and love the great aim, the
whole world would be benefitedi
Just form one society where you are,
and see what grand success it will
be.-Selected.
The Wahpeton times. [volume] (Wahpeton, Richland County, Dakota [N.D.]) 1879-1919, 1916-09-21
ANNUAL APPROPRIATION BILL. ORDINANCE
NUMBER 80

ANNUAL AUTHORIZATION BILL ORDINANCE
NUMBER 80
An Ordinance making the annual e2pro-
priatton for the City OF Wahpeton, Norm
Dakota, for fiscal year commencing Sept
ember 1st. 1916.
the City Of Wahpeton, North Dakota.
Section No. 1. That the following sums
of money be and the same are hereby ap-
poriated out OF the funds Of the City for
the fiscal year commencing September 1st,
1916; for the following objects and pur'
poses, tO-Wit:
OfIlcial Salaries
Mayor. ......................s 10000
Aldermen. ................... a0 po o
treasurer. 10000
Auditor Observation-Disclosures. 4sOO
Attorney ................... 2OUW
Assessor .................... $500
Police Magistrate. 10000 8 25A5.OO
Fire Department
Chiefs Heterogeneous 10000 ,,.
Appropriations to Companies 10000 ; $1,000
Police Department
Chiefs Salary: 100000
PatrOlmens Salaries. t5600O
Extra Police. 10000 3 26SO.00
Street Maintenance
Catch Basins and Culverts 8 10000
Engineers Services........ $4,000
Labor on Streets............ 100000
Street Lighting. ............ 100000
Cement Works crossings
ana curDS) ............... 100000
Transfers Salary.......... 10000
Miscellaneous Expenditures 10000 8 79iOvv
Miscellaneous Expenditures
Donation to Public Library 10000
official publications, print
Ing and books. ........... 10000
ElectlOn. ..................... 10000
insurance. Observation-Disclosures. 10000
Fuel for City hall. 10000
Health Omcers Salary...... 5000
Keller to Poor. $4,000
quarantine Observation-Disclosures. $500
Maintenance OF City Park. $4,000
Appropriations. ............. 10000
Miscellaneous EXPENSE. 10000 8 1886. 90
Total for General Purposes 100000
Sinking Fund
Retirement of City Hal!
Retirement Of Wafer Works; Works 'OO'O0
bOn0S. ACKNOWLEDGEMENTS. 355O.0O
Retirement OF General Fund
Retirement of Sewer improv ''00'00
ment Warrants. .......... $500 Co.'s 90
Water Works Fund
Interest on Bonds. S3iS75O
Retirement OF Water Works
Improvement Warrants. 3Si5.OO $ 7332.5O
Interest Fund
Interest on City Hall Bonds 10000
Interest on General Fund
Warrants. 100000 1000 90
Total for all Purposes...... s3iO77.5O
Section No. g This ordinance shall take
effect and be in full force from and after
its passage. approval and publication, and
the same shall be rrepealable.
First reading August 9TH. 1916.
Second reading September 5th. 1916.
Publication September 18th, 1916.
w. L. FRICKE,
President OF the Council
Approved September 5th 1916.
LOUIS FLIGELMAN,
| Mayor
S. II. MURRAY.
City Auditor
The Wahpeton times. [volume] (Wahpeton, Richland County, Dakota [N.D.]) 1879-1919, 1916-09-21

If that memorial to the depart
ed elatives or friend hasn't been
erected yet, you hid better place
the order now as the inclement
weather Of Fall and Winter will
soon be with us which will pre-
clude the possibility Of its cree
ton because of the grounds COT
di'ion.
We are prepared to execute
your order in the very best man.
ner in the finest of mable or gran
ite-designiag, lettering, ect.
Warra ?ted 20 be of the best.
The Wahpeton times. [volume] (Wahpeton, Richland County, Dakota [N.D.]) 1879-1919, 1916-09-21
nks s5foH4fc5HH t !!;!||!

Gall Stones, Cancer and Ulcers of
the Stomach and Intestines. Auto
Intoxiction, Yellow Jaundice, Ap-
pendicitis and other fatal all
ments result from Stomach Trou-
BILE. Thousands of Stomach Stuff
erers owe their complete recovery
Mayr's Wonderful Remedy. I'm
like any other for Stomach ALL
ments. For sale by H. Miller &
Co., and druggists everywhere.
The Wahpeton times. [volume] (Wahpeton, Richland County, Dakota [N.D.]) 1879-1919, 1916-09-21

SUMMONS
STATE OF NORTH DAKOTA COUNTY OF
Richland, SIS. In District Court, Fourth
Judicial District.
Mary kOuba,
Plaintiff
John A. Kouba,
Defendant
THE STATE OF NORTH DAKOTA To THE
ABOVE NAMED DEFENDANTS:
You are herby summoned to answer the
complaint in the above entitled action, a
copy or which Is herewith served upon you
and to serve copy of your answer upon
the subscriber within thirty (3O) days ar
ter the service of this summons upon
YOU. exclusive Of the day OF such SER
vice: and In case OF your failure to ap
pear or answer; Judgment will be taken
against you by default for the relief de-
manded in the complaint
C. j. KACHELHOFFER.
Attorney for Plaintiff
Residence and POstOffice Address:
WahpetOn, North Dakota
To the Above Named Defendant:
TAKE NOTICE; That the complaint In
the above entitled action swas filed in the
CLERK OF the District Court of the Fourth
Judicial District in and for said Richland
County. at WahpetOn. North Dakota, on the
1stn Gay or september, 1916, and Is now
on file therein.
c. J. KACHELHOFFER
Plaintiffs Attorney,
WahpetOn. North Dakota
The Wahpeton times. [volume] (Wahpeton, Richland County, Dakota [N.D.]) 1879-1919, 1916-09-21
WATKINS REMEDIES

have the agency for the Wat
kin's liniments. spices. extracts
and toilet articles for the south
half OF Richland county. includ-
ing the city Of Wahpeton.
A full line of the above arti-
cles is kept at 81 Second street
south.
Phone 36sL NJ. d. Keeney, Agen,
The Wahpeton times. [volume] (Wahpeton, Richland County, Dakota [N.D.]) 1879-1919, 1916-09-21
NOTICE TO CREDITORS

STATE OF NORTH DAKOTA. COUNTY or
Richland. In County Court. Before Hon.
George VanArnam. Judge
In the Matter of the Estate OF John ].
CheZik. deceased.
Lizzie CheZik Petitioner
Jessie Chezick Lette Chezik. Alice
Chezik. Archie Chezik,, George,
Cheztk. NJ. II. Mcdonnell. SI.ec!al
Guardian OF said Archie Chezik
and George CheZik, Minor Children
OF John J. CheZik. Deceased. St.
Johns Church of Wahpeton, North
Dakota. St. Adalbert's Church Of
Wahpeton. North Dakota, ST. Mary's
Church OF Breckenridge. Mime
sofa and st. Louis Church OF
Dunseith, North Dakota,
Respondents
Notice Is hereby given by the under
signed Lizzie Chezik. EXecutrix OF the Last
Will and Estate of John J. Chezik. late OF
the Township OF Summit in the County OF
Richland and State of North Dakota. de-
ceased. to the creditors OF, and all persons
having claims against, said decedent. to eX-
hfbtt them with the necessary vouchers.
within six months after the first publica-
fion OF this notice. to said Executrix at
the ONCE OF Purcell & Divet in the City
Of Wahpeton, in said Richland County,
North Dakota.
LIZZIE CHEZIK.
Executrix
First publication on the 18th day Of Sept.
ember. 1916. It
The Wahpeton times. [volume] (Wahpeton, Richland County, Dakota [N.D.]) 1879-1919, 1916-09-21
PEPIGRAMs

Envy Is merely admiration gone ia
seed.
A bald-headcd man without hope-it
can't be!
The hen that rules the rooster ID
some hen.
The kick in the booze is worse than
two with the shoes.
A man meddling in the kitchen IL
an eagle catching flies.
If the hired man is tired man, ere
long he's fired man.
: Presence of mind in a storm, but
just presents at shower.
The man who drinks to your health
has little regard for his own.
If good thought comes your way
show it Ospitality-entertain it.
All the punch some men put into
their jobs goes to the time clock.
Opportunity never knocks loud
enough to wake Teller up.-Snore on.
The man with bad conscience
doesn't need to drink black coffee to
keep awake.
The saving woman jumps at the
drop of the hat when there's millin.
cry reduction sale.
The Wahpeton times. [volume] (Wahpeton, Richland County, Dakota [N.D.]) 1879-1919, 1916-09-21

No. 1887
Report or the Conditions OF
THE FIRST STATE BANK
at Dwight, in the State OF North Dakota,
at the close OF business. Sept. 18th, 1916.
RESOURCES
Loans and discounts. ......... ST 800 80
0verdrafts. secured and unsecured ,33i 81
Banking house. furniture and
Current expenses. taxes paid
over undivided profits. ........ 69,5S
que from other banks.... ss7is.3i
tdsH .......................j,3 9i.36 11.1f2. 90
Total ........................... s5s,i73.oi
Capital stock paid in......... st1,0OO. 90
surplus 1und.. ACKNOWLEDGEMENTS. $3,0DD.0U
to check. ........... s3a.ii9.G7
Demand certiacates Of ''''''
r, deposits car,,o..,o: o,. ss,ssS.ss
sTATE q NORTH DAKOTA. c6uSTF Of
nl !, Q. X: Fischer. cashier Of the above
above statement is true, to the best OF my
knowledge and belief.
,s s%b asr ed and sworn I" before me this
NJ. Is. oLStDN.
NotOry Public
Commission Expires 800 1918
Correct Aftesf:-
q. Fl. FRISWOLD
THORWALD RUSTAD
Directors
In the Attic.
Two old tattered trunks
Dust covered family Photograph al.
Oum.
Eight broken pieces Of whatnots ana
oric-a-brac.
Smell Of moth balls.
c0bwebs.
The baby's broken toys
Strange assortment Of useless Christ.
mas gifts.
Neatly tied bundles Of perfectly good
for nothing magazines.
Two chairs with broken legs.
One rickety table.
Framed photograph of rich uncle
Who died without leaving the family
anything.-Indianapolis Star.