Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1916-07-06
noGvuALLow NEWS.
Dunk Bolts, Reg. Correspondent.
George Hingham.

Dunk Bolts, Reg. Correspondent.
George Hinghann
ATLAS Peck thinks il he was
a store lie Muaild r,ls
things i'm car load lots. :" that lie
could gel more If them.
Gambler Greek is SLOWLY rising
since the rains. and poke f.aAlcN,
who has been on IL pruiracled
fishing spree. has had la get up
and move back twice already.
Now hat he Deputy Constable
has his OWN interests as "A citli,ii-
date NELL under hand. he Mill help
Woodrow Nilsson n,lt OF the race.
l3il smith predicts IA hard Will
ter. since observing that hr ham.
On the north side of the lin Pod
dars horse is ,llickening up.
Since discovering that he sleeps
with his feet To the north Sim
Flinders has put another pillow
ulltltl' MS Htdu
Washington Hooks has ordered
a gallon at ltal smith MuonligAt
Reel ticker. which he will use sub
.iecl To Inc action of the Demo
cratic party TINS fall
Atlas Peck : hound dog followed
him To church last SUNDAY and
Wont inside. hut got up and left
before the sermon MAS over.
The big dance thai is usually
given i'm honor ri the Deputy Con
stable every ime ne takes office.
has been declared off i'm case he.
is elected this time. as lie Deputy
has decided il amt right. He has
been induced by RAJ Barlow and
other warm supporters. however.
to wear his derby l.al ull he day
hr is iman2ilraled.
The 'l'ickvIlr opera house is
being cleaned np for the next
show. which is la he LENA Rim
crs. and he orchestra Will he
requested not ia stand mp i'm front
durin. he most imlnre>st ing
scenes
Not having ANYTHING else Ia DO,
Jefferson pnllncks climbed tn his
ho,lSrinp Yesterday to watch the
clouds pass.
Ellick Hellwaneer has traded
for new pistol and is preparing
1" shoot a man living near Bound
, ING Billows as Soon as he can get
his witnesses organized.
\ committee of church women
started over To Calf Ribs. neigh
h"rhood the other day With a lot
of flowers for Il sick woman but
changed their minds before gel
| ting there. decidin. il would be
best tn wait until the woman died.
| The Hnewallnw Improvement
Society walked down HE road i'm u
body The other day tn meet iha
| Fin prddlar. \ .,"diy nulmb,s.
of our people accompanied Tile
Society as Just plain citizens. l!ie
Pr,ldlar did NOT lose m,lcl til.,
i'm tlngMallnM. but missed several
Other things.
Yam Sims. Who has been riding
n tall yellow mule for some inns.
passed has snapped il for IA Sm;,i-.
! lel' one. tn conform Ia HE hitch
| ing post at he hnnr off Miss Flu
| liz Brlrhrr.
'lle editor OF he l'ieilviI!r lid
F., in9S has ordered :, lot ol rulu!li4,
and periods. as Il good MANY II
i his Subscribers object iu reading
he whole paper at one time wilh-
Out >t"ppino.
l;imlri Creek WAS nui Of its
banks Yesterday and covered a
CON siderable T. ,riion of Poke fa2
| Icy farm. Some damage MIL
hr he result. and he will bliilg
| >ult il he can Find nuli who is In
| blame
Fishing has been right dnll on
Gandrr creek. 'lh" Wild Onion
school 'rarl"r spent a day re
tly an HE banks of the stream
and reports that White he ear
n"stlN solicited their support in
/ his "nd"av"r- and held unt in
placement I" them. The fish
seemed diSinclinrd To take hold
of ANYTHING he had Ia offer
/ Miss Flute BeIchaf'. Who had
lput herself on iii" PROGRAM at tie
musical by request. has had 10
Withdraw from The program on
!. account of mouse having let all
the wind out of her accordion
the other night,