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The Brunswick news. [volume] (Brunswick, Ga.) 1906-2016, 1916-07-11
ADMINISTRATIVE SALE.

GEOfGIA-Giynn County:
BY virtue Of an Orcer of the court
Of ordinary Of said county there wiz
be scld at public outcry on The FIRST
Tuesday in August. 1916 IT the court
house in said county, between the 10
gal hours Of sale, the following real
estate situate in Glynn cornty and he
longing to the estate Of julius Nav.
late Of said county. deceased. to-wit:
All OF that certain tract lot, or par
eel OF land situate, lying and being
on the Island Of st. Simons, and par
teularly identified and described on
and In the map and plan of that Tor
eco. de1 IN Book HI, pare 159 Of the
rcorfa IF Clynn county. Georgia. in
the office of TIE clerk of the supe7for
court thereof. reference to whic1 sail
nan and the record thereof is made
nj had for Il pnrpoac9 Of dcscripticn.
no which said tract Of land is describ
d On and in Inc said map as lot num-
ler Ninetynine (99' a nd ahich said
ract Of land contains ffty-four feet
by one hundred and fifty feet (54x15O)
and fronts fifty-four feet on the south
on Postell avenue and ffty-four feet
on the north on Railroad avenue, with
idoS one hundred and fifty feet as
1eineated and shown upon the said
map above recited.
Also all those certain lots, tracts or
parcels of land situate, lying and be-
ing on st. Simons island, the same
being designated and numbered upon
a map or plan made by James Postell
g f., and recorded in Book Hi page
1859, Of the general records of GIynn
county, Georgia Ito which said record
reference is hereby had) as Beach lots
numbers Ninetyseven (97) and One
Hundred and Two 002).
Also all of the following stocks of
incorporated companies and other per.
sonal property owned by said estate.
to-wit:
Twenty shares of the capital stock
The National bank of Brunswick, Geor-
ton Of said island, which map is found
con, Georgia.
Twenty shares of the capital stock
Of the American Tie & Timber com
pany Brunswick. Georgia.
Seventy-eight shares OF the capital
stock Of the Brunswick Development
company, Brunswick. Georgia.
Eighty shares of the capital stock
Of the Bladen Tie & Lumber com
pany, Brunswick. Georgia.
Five shares of the capital stock OF
the National Bank of Brunswick. Geor-
gia.
SiXtynine shares of the capital
stock of the Pine Tie & Timber com
pany, Brunswick. Georgia
One share of the capital stock of
the May Dry Goods company. Bruins
wick, Georgia.
l12Sth interest in the schooner Hen
ny f. kreger.
The sale will continue from day
to day, between the same hours. until
all Of said property is sold Terms of
sale cash. or credit with security sat
islactory to the undersigned who also
reserves the right to withdraw any
or all of said property from sale for
reasons satisfactory to her.
This July 3?d, 1916.
MRS. EMMA MAY,
Administrative of the estate of Jul
Illus May.
-411.1S-25
The Brunswick news. [volume] (Brunswick, Ga.) 1906-2016, 1916-07-11
Like the Coffee of
Paris and Vienna
But Specially Blended for This Climate

~ VINO visit Paris and Vienna that tle coffee soa -
ne famous cafes there superb Quality Of served m
lol hundred years has been drink ctL
NO other coffee produced in country is like French
unchanged oN 1oi over a century has remained
FIencn Market Coffee the Secret Blend which ~ -
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Mr. and Mrs. M. Wengrow had a
their guests for the weekend fren
Dublin, Mr.. and Mrs Hyamn Dun-
and II. Golden. J. Abraham, OF Sc
vannah.
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Mrs. Il. II. Mason. Mrs. J. Hampton
Parker and little daughter are at Mi
Airy. where they are cottaging f.
the summer.
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Jefferson who gathered at the lannon's mmuxuws
French Market for their cup of French s&R 49, FmA>n
Market Coffee. EW Ga WW A. - -
Send 100 for 12cup sample and A#sAN$M~--S-ks
booklet of the Story of Old French &A1E eA ~
Market We will also send names of FksV a IF = ~
your sell French 1872 N ~
Market Coffee lib cans 25e Ain &{<&& ekdxkT t II
pals, $780, WI&&#
ooU6LY GUARANTEED COFFEE W4$xA .IffssssA.SnTF1i
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The Brunswick news. [volume] (Brunswick, Ga.) 1906-2016, 1916-07-11
No. Cos

This 10 prescription prepared especially
TOR MALARIA or CHILLS & FEVER,
Five or six doses will break any case, and
bken then as a tonic the Fever will not
return. q IL acts on the liver better ,tSn
Cslomei and Dies not grippe or sicksn. VIC
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NOTICE TO DEBTORS AND CRED.
TORS.

GEORGIA-Gl yna County:
All persons having valid claims
against the estate Of VI. A. Baker de.
ceased, are hereby notified to pre-
sent such claims properly proven to
the undersigned executor as required
by law And all persons indebted to
the said estate are hereby notified to
make settlement Of same with the IN
dersigned.
This June ), 1916.
LINTON f. ALLEN.
Executor Of the will OF ". A. Baker.
deceased.
7-3-1O-17-24
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"TEMPTED."
apologies to x. T.)

apologies to X. T)
Twas only a fool OF masher,
Astray on ST. Simons Isle.
Watching the scores of bathers
Seeking some maid to beguile.
Twas only "A fool OF a masher,
Mid the throngs on Newcastle street I;
Searching each face for n giggle
Or a smile from girl, indiscreet.
Twas only fool of masher,
Loafing near the ballroom floor
With the fumes Of his cigarette making
The eyes of the dancers sore
True. he was naught but vagrant
lie was only ten-cent dude,
His brain Gust the size of a pin.headl
Could not know his actions were rude.
O, the strains on a gentleman's mus.
Giles!
Those cords that longed to fly loose
And. like sudden stroke of lightning
Put an end TO this silly young goose.
m Il. w
Miss Joe Williamson will teach at
Pelham, Ga. this winter
MIR, and Mrs. j L. Beach have as
their guest their daughter Miss lfraa
ees Beach, of Thomson, Ga,
After visit to Mr.. and Mrs. )
c. Bitch, pr John /. Frazer have
returned to Fitzgerald.
Mr.. and Mrs r S. pylos have as
their guest their nephew, Mr. Henry
Clark. OF Moul,rie. Ga
Mrs. r. V. Richards has as her
attractive guest her sister Miss Les,
sic Minis. of Savannah
Mrs. r, n. Harley has as her guest
her niece. Miss Helen Dewitt. of Ly-
ons. Ga.
Mr.. and Mrs. c. u, Hyer leave the
latter part Of the week to visit friends
on st, Simons island
Miss Katherine oConnor is the
guest OF her brother Mr. Eugene
o'Connor, in Florida.
harmaG who will
spend this wPoh 81 N'n"'a ,ll vlei'
ds in Nacoochee. Ga. for several
days before returning home.
After short stay with his !, o
Mr.. and Mrs z. w. F'oming. M
Malcolm Fleming has returned to s.
vannah.
Mrs. T. A. Terry has returned to AL.
amo, Ga. after a visit to her sister
Mrs. G W, Popwen on Dartmouth
street
After a visit to his mother. Mrs.
J. A. Williamson, ON London street.
Mr. T. Williamson has returned to
Hapeville. Va
Mrs. TIL y Winter leaves tonight
for Atlanta. where she will attend the
convention of the Christian Endeavor
OF the Presbyterian church.
Mrs. Ralph Wood returns this week
from New York. where she has been
the guest OF her mother Mrs John
son.
Miss Mary King arrives today from
Macon 10 spend the remainder of the |
summer on ST. Simons with her coos.
The Brunswick news. [volume] (Brunswick, Ga.) 1906-2016, 1916-07-11

FOR SAAE-Potato plants. Nancy
Hall, Golden Beauty, and Thousand
to-the-hill. e. M. DART. Phone SCI.
The West Virginian. [volume] (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1914-1974, 1916-06-22
THURSDAY EVENING, JUNE %, 1916.
AMERICA FIRST
THE HYPHEN N POLITICS.

EFoRE the United States be completely ma
X tonalized 1t must get rid OF alien nationalism. To
some extent that cure will be found In time A
new nation being formed Of many naonalities cannot
look for miracle. 1t cannot completely and instantly
destroy motherland traditions in the affections Of its
nsturalized citizens.
stock which would have such traditions destroyed
ID such fashion would be stock incapable Of national
perceptions and emotions 1t would be incapable of CIV
ing loyalty to new nation nation made Of such PEG.
pies would be only geographical
What nation in formation hopes to do is to command
Instant loyalty and gradually eradicate particle of
alienism even the harmless forms of It When Ameri.
can nationasm is fully developed there will be such
things as German clubs, Swedish clubs Polish societies.
bohemian societies. etc, not even for the purpose OF
athletics music or any form Of socabty or for sort
OF enterprise The existence Of such societies indicates
the incomplete fusng of elements in citizenship.
In completely nationalzed America the distinguishing
labels OF allenism will disappear and until they do dis
appear America will not be completely nationalized
In the meantime have them and time alone will
count for them time citizens will not form choruses
as German choruses and shooting clubs German shoot
ing clubs and citizens will not go to Sunday concerts
Swedes because the concerts are Swedish or as Poles
because the concerts are Polish.
) These organizations harmless but they will and
must disappear when complete American naturalization
mas pe6n HcneYeu Two IoFces can keep them IN e1lS
tence longer than they would remain naturally. One
the desire of the various nationals to something
Indicative of their descent Just various American So
cees endeavor to link themselves to periods and achev
ments of colonial history The other force may be
directed against the organizations by people who object
20 them.
Any nationality In the United States will stfen under
attack Under attack It's organizations will gain cohesion
and solidy If the hyphen is to be political ISSUE
and Il common and good Judgment are not used
ostensble purpose of the Amercanizing propaganda
Will be defeated by the methods used to further it.
II the Poles Bohemans, Swedes were subjected to
violent criticism they would become more consciously
ana stubbornly Poles, Bohemians Swedes II the
Germans are to be damned all the country as traitors
unworthy Of franchise. they will be more consciously
and stubbornly Germans.
we set one nationality against another in this coun
ty We shall create Austria. Hungary here, not the
Omitted States Of America The descendants Of all these
The West Virginian. [volume] (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1914-1974, 1916-06-22
Rains Have Hurt
Crops in Spots

County Agricultural Agent II. L
Smith held a meeting among farm
ers at Nixon school house in the
Grant district Tuesday night, which
was attended. The regular meetings
about the county have become a ne
cessity inasmuch as all Of Marion
county's farmers are anxious to be
come acquainted with the why and
wherefor Of everything agricultural
He addressed the gathering and from
his statements 1t was inferred that
the incessant rains OF the past sew.
eral weeks have had a very damaging
effect on crops in certain quarters
AS he has been unable to get all over
the county within the past month he
was not in position to inform the as.
The West Virginian. [volume] (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1914-1974, 1916-06-22
SAVES DAUGHTER
Advice Of Mother NO Doubt Pre-.
vents Daughter. Undn.ly End.

Ready, Ky.-"f was not able to d
anything for nearly six months" write,
Mrs. Laura Bratcher, Of this place, land
was down in bed for three months.
| cannot tell you how ! suffered with
my head, and with nervousness and
womanly troubles.
Our family doctor told my husband he
could not do me any good, and he had
10 give It up. We tried another doctor,
but he did not help me.
At last, my mother advised me TO take
Cardui, the woman's tonic. ] thought
II was no Use for ! was nearly dead and
nothing seemed TO do me any good. But
took eleven bottles, and now am able
TO do all OF my work and my own
washing.
Think cardui Is the best medicine In
the world. My weight has increased,
and ! look the picture Of health.
II you suffer from any Of the ailments
peculiar 10 women, get a bottle Of Cardui
Today. Delay Is dangerous. We know
It will help you, for Il has helped so
many Thousands Of other weak women
In the past 80 years.
Atall druggists.
Elrhs q. chssianoora Medicine Co.. LadIss
ldnsoD Dept-, GhstanooIi, Tenn, for ,Ss1tfi4i
fiss.ssS r. Rss.s, Z Ss,ln Tfsss: ~
The West Virginian. [volume] (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1914-1974, 1916-06-22
Court News
Marriage Licenses.


Charles 9. Reitz and Margaret
Bremen, both Of Fairmont.
Morland C, Hennis, rs, and Florence
M. stocker, 10, Pennington. M. D.
stocker consented in person.
Birth Registered.
By DR.. W. N. Orr, one.
Suit Instituted.
Betty Fleming VS.. City OF Fairmont,
In trespass on the case. Damages S..
500.
Deeds Filled.
South View Realty Company to H.
L. Wilfong, real estate and property
In South View, Fairmont; considera.
ton 5000:
James o. Watson, ct al, to Monon.
gah Glass Company, real estate on
South Side, Fairmont; consideration
81 and other valuable consideration
@. o. Green, ct al, 10 R, D. Mead,
real estate on Dents Run, Manning
ton district; consideration 81 and
other valuable consideration.
Cornelia Gawthrop to F. K. Lowe,
real estate on Hog Lick Run, branch
OF Booths Creek, Grant district; con.
siedration $1,000.
Mary Lowe to r. X. Lowe, real 90.
tate on Hog Lick Run; consideration
$1,000.
George Watkins and wife TO David
4, Watkins, real estate In Grant and
other districts; consideration 81 and
other valuable consideration.
G. G. Waldo and wife to Nathan d.
Payne, real estate In r. =. Harr add.
ton to Fatrmont; confederation 800.
The West Virginian. [volume] (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1914-1974, 1916-06-22

the U. s. A., who was to be best
man at the wedding of his brother,
Lieutenant Leslie Hardin Mumma,
and Miss Juliette Rathbone, and who
was In San Francisco, California, on
his way to Parkersburg. received or
ders the first OF the week to join his
regiment on Its march to Mexico. It
is hoped that the unsettled conditions
existing will not affect the other mem
bers OF the wedding party, as the
groom.elect and young men to serve
as usher have Just graduated from
West Point and have not as yet been
assigned, a three months furlougfi be-
ing generally granted after gradua.
tion.
The West Virginian. [volume] (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1914-1974, 1916-06-22

people must make the United States Il Il IL TO DO made
and make II by uniting by Graduating every distinguish
ing mark Of alienism.
To the extent that any citizen Of foreign birth are
willing to work TO this end have this aspiration
they are bad citizens Of the United States To the ex.
tent that any citizens make the work Of Matchmaking
difficult by showing hatred they bad citizens Of the
United States.
What irrtates and dismays great of the Amer
lean people Is an attempt organize the government
Of the United States for German purposes What
great numbers OF German blood is attempt to organize
the government against Germany. Both these efforts
unAmerican They reveal that, in the thoughts Of
the people engaged in them the United States negi
gble and that something outside the United States is
paramount.
Germans are not the only ones who need to be Ameri
caniled, Some Americans need it-Chicago Tribune.
The West Virginian. [volume] (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1914-1974, 1916-06-22
semblage whether the same state OF,
affairs is true In Marion.
He will address like gathering At
the Monumental school tonight.
.FAIRMoAT PEOPLE N
GET INSTANT ACTION

Those who have used It in Fairmont
are astonished at the instant action Of
simple buckhorn bark, glycerlne, etc,
as mixed In Adleri.ka. Because It acts
on both lower and upper bowel, enc
spoonful Adler-i.ka relieves .almost
any case Of constipation, sour stomach
or gas. 1t removes such surprising
foul matter that few doses often re.
lieve or prevent appendicitis. A short
treatment helps chronic stomach iron.
Bile. Martins Drug Store. =.
The West Virginian. [volume] (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1914-1974, 1916-06-22

Tho West Virginian 10 on sale ever
evening ut the following places;
A. O. MARTIN, Main street
BUTCHER q sATTERHIELp. Street
Car Station
WATSON BUILDING NEWS STAND,
Main entrance watson building.
CLYDE 9. HOLT. Main Street
MORAN q SPRINGER, corner Bridge
and Water Streets.
}. Il. McLosKEY. corner Sixth and 10.
Gust avenus. :!
HAMILTON DRUG Co, corner Tenth
and Virginia avenue.
JAMES oALLMlR. eosasr rvsifth
and Virginia avenue.
The West Virginian. [volume] (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1914-1974, 1916-06-22

NEW YORK, June 22.-Beauty Is
being used BY Uncle Sam in his cam.
psisn to recruit the navy and marine
corps!
Miss Edna Payne, the frat woman
recruiting sergeant has taken up her
work ut Stxth:av and 3sthst where
she already has had more success than
any man ever stationed there. II
Miss Payne, Just 20, volunteered for
the duty, Her uncle served IN the
The West Virginian. [volume] (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1914-1974, 1916-06-22

Spanish war under Admiral schley,
and New York's great preparedness
parade inspired her to sdo her BIT"
Miss Payne hired desk room, put q
marine cap on her golden curls and
"manfuliya took her stand beside q
regulation recruiting poster,
Tho naval recruiting officers gave
her large supply Of circulars, and 90
FAR she has sent 50 men TO them, This
beats the best record ever made IN that
neighhorhood. = = ~.
The West Virginian. [volume] (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1914-1974, 1916-06-22

Well, II they Just won't call the
First Regiment the best thing Gen,
eral Bond can do to square himself
Is to 60 right ahead for regimental
camp on the grounds he inspected
here the other day.
The West Virginian. [volume] (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1914-1974, 1916-06-22

William F. Kirk, who writes poems for New Yorl
paper takes walop at the police in three verses tn
first Of which goes:
They took his little finger prints
This criminal Of ten,
Whose awful fall was playing ball,
Thus bothering grown.up men.
The fun and noise Of little boys
Disturb our holy peace
So why should they attempt to playf
Lord bless our brave police.
The West Virginian. [volume] (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1914-1974, 1916-06-22

One good, hearty laugh Is bomb.
she'll exploding In The right place,
while spleen and discomfort are q gun
that kicks over the man who shoots
Il of.-TalnaSa
The West Virginian. [volume] (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1914-1974, 1916-06-22

who steals my purse steals trash" But the man
who steals my rain stick is more abomnable than the
W; k. octopus Of special privilege.
The West Virginian. [volume] (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1914-1974, 1916-06-22

Lorraine Ohio, barber has shaved 24S,s6O persons,
cut enough hair to make II mattresses and pad 1852
crutches With business that good he should be able
to vote the Republican ticket the candidate has
whiskers
The West Virginian. [volume] (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1914-1974, 1916-06-22

The composing room humorist pulled this during the
depressing period yesterday morning: why don't they
revive that old song SIN the Blooming, Glooming Goam.
ing Sweet Marie" Never even heard Of II.
The West Virginian. [volume] (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1914-1974, 1916-06-22

The Good Fellows" club should go into continuous SEES
sioni Perhaps we might have little fall weather then
The West Virginian. [volume] (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1914-1974, 1916-06-22

Yesterday we gave the weatherman credit for nice
day the day before, and right away had to slap
three dement's.
The West Virginian. [volume] (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1914-1974, 1916-06-22

Weston Independent says Farm.
ers are complaining OF too much rain. "
We believe 1t will put damper on
crops ourselves.
The West Virginian. [volume] (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1914-1974, 1916-06-22

"Goif Teacher Arrives at Country Club" "Put" 'er
there, old chap.
The West Virginian. [volume] (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1914-1974, 1916-06-22

And as Well street h as discovered
there will be no war"
The West Virginian. [volume] (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1914-1974, 1916-06-22

Evangelist Gunder Throws Light on Hel"-Boone Ia,
NewsRepublican: We thought that thare place was
pretty well lit up as she are
The West Virginian. [volume] (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1914-1974, 1916-06-22

Just when we had about awarded the pennant to
Brooklyn the Philles get shot in the armand the
decision Is postponed
The West Virginian. [volume] (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1914-1974, 1916-06-22

Admiral winslow sails for Mexico" Let's see It was
Mrs winslow who invented the famous soothing syr-
up. Why not send her?
The West Virginian. [volume] (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1914-1974, 1916-06-22

Constant Reader suggests calling the Rio Grande
Bull Run"
The West Virginian. [volume] (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1914-1974, 1916-06-22

But then this weather should reduce pussyfooting"
theminimum.
The West Virginian. [volume] (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1914-1974, 1916-06-22

Clarence Griffin is Extended to Defeat Brother" Won
in the stretch
The West Virginian. [volume] (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1914-1974, 1916-06-22

The Pittsburgh players will be demanding additional
money for playing overtime.
The West Virginian. [volume] (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1914-1974, 1916-06-22

Before the state went dry, Wheeling was noted for
its stogies
The West Virginian. [volume] (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1914-1974, 1916-06-22
JINeLlNG JOHNSON.

JINGLING JOHNSON.
When the phone goes tins.a.ling
You grab the blooming thing
And shout hello. Hello, HELLO
Until blue.
Then the girl who made the blunder,
Says excuse I got wrong number"
Are there many more at home
Like you?
The West Virginian. [volume] (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1914-1974, 1916-06-22

Anent the war brides talk, we have
been requested to state In this column
that all brides are war brides.
The West Virginian. [volume] (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1914-1974, 1916-06-22
BITS OF
STATE NEWS

The little three-yeat.old son Of Mr..
and Mrs. q. e. Gales, OF Brooks, was
brought to the Hinton hospital for
treatment. The child had swallowed
Q Quarter, which lodged at the top
OF the breast bone. The silver pieces
was pushed down into the stomach
and little patient Is now doing nice.
The West Virginian. [volume] (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1914-1974, 1916-06-22

European monarchs want Carranza
TO prevent war in Mexico. Why take
his bread and meat away from him?
The West Virginian. [volume] (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1914-1974, 1916-06-22

Mans Three Characters.
Every man has three characters:
that which he exhibits, that which he
has, and that which he thinks he has.
The West Virginian. [volume] (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1914-1974, 1916-06-22

No, II Hughes and Fairbanks are
elected they will not call the White
House hair.em
The West Virginian. [volume] (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1914-1974, 1916-06-22

A Lorain, Ohio, barber claims he
has given in the past 25 years 243.
$50 shaves BY this time he should
be able to speak nineteen languages
fiuently.
The West Virginian. [volume] (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1914-1974, 1916-06-22

Good afternoon. have you seen the sun,
The West Virginian. [volume] (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1914-1974, 1916-06-22

The Gregory appointment looks like stand.otf fol-
Brandeis.
The West Virginian. [volume] (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1914-1974, 1916-06-22

Yesterday was nice day for-ash.
The West Virginian. [volume] (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1914-1974, 1916-06-22

We bet, If LoraIh BARRIERS are as
smooth as Cincinnati ones, that the
The West Virginian. [volume] (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1914-1974, 1916-06-22
RUFF STUFF
ny RED.

We can almost hear Carranza mum
bling That's what say!" each time
he remembers where Villa told United
States to 60
These reports that militia compan
les would be ready to sail In As hours
mean that given eighthour work days
they will be ready In six days.
And Of course we expect every Mex
lean to fight until the last drop OIL
pulQue Is exhausted.
We never knew until former Lieut.
Gov. w. A. Northcott, Of Illinois, told
US go in his congratulatory birthday
kilograms that the Monongahela river
flows by the eternal hills Of Clarks.
burg ~ T.
Mayor Kirk in his 5Srd birthday
telegram says "We declare West Vir.
ginia the greatest state in the Union
and believe Wheeling the brightest
spot on It."
True, Wheeling is the brightest;
sort Of glistening red proboscis.