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BREAK UP BRONCHIAL COUGHS,
GROUP and COLDS PRO APTLY|


il it is not found the best remedy ever
used in Severe Coughs, Colds. Whoop.
ing Cough or Group, and 1t will also be
found excellent for Bronchial Asthma
and Bronchitis. 4 Besides these drug:
gists guaranteeing that 1t will be the
best remedy ever used" it will like.
wise be found the most economical, be-
cause one bottle $50 cents WORTH
makes a full pint (12S Tteaspoonful) Of
the most excellent defines for any,
OF the above aft ctions. when mixed at
home with one pint of granulated So:
gar and one:half pint Of water. It
makes as much, Sor more, than would
cost you 5000 to $500 OF almost any
of the ordinary readymade kinds, sold
in bottles holding only "a tos32 tea.
spoonful. You will be the sole Judge
yourself and under the same positively.
"Moneyl Back guarantee which the
druggists make for the famous Asth.
mador. Absolutely no risk is run in
buying this remedy.
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PENNINGTON.

Atbirthday party given at the home
OF Mrs. Nancy Murphy at Pennington
in honor OF, her fifty-sixth birthday on
Friday evening, March IL, was q very
pleasant affair. Many, useful and
beautiful presents were received.
Games and music were the diversion
Of the evening. Those present were:
Misses Emma Lille and Georgia
Wright, Estella and Nellie Jones, Leila
sheets. Bertha Neither, Lucy Kimble,
Grace Glover, Messrs. Henry Glover,
Ben Cope, Sam Reese, Cecil Schultz.
Ralph Pesnam, ]. L. Murphy, NJ. l..
Sykes, Arnold Mathews, Coral Martin,
Harry Snider, Clarence Whitlatcn,
Mrs. Leslie Hamilton, Mrs. Pet ice,
Mr.. and Mrs. ]. snider. The party
was given by the young people fthe
Church Of Christ which Mrs. Murphy
Ia a member.
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BooTHsvILLE.

since tie citE1s1s d lFant district
Iheid che recent gcod reads meetins
II hf6nungaf IL which time they N
ipofntedB q commit tee to go bel ore the
lcpiifttT court to ask for d stlty ~ OF ttEs
ifheNG Grant district roads which has
also been granted by the court the
citizens 81 B6othsSille and surrounds
iinEE countfySh have been waiting In
homes that some day we will have @
road from Boothsville to Fairmont,
which will mot he altogether tmpossi-
lblet during the winter months.
Miss Pearl! Smith, of Shinnston; has
lcome;tolspend the spring and summer.
with her ErandTGt or. Ezekiel Smith.
3SfFoIks around here attended the pea.
nut supper Gtj the Ia ler school satur-
day night. All report q good tint e:
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~ tJTSSkhuanr 70 RIM uC%A ar and author.
10 vastad IN the T,innidatinr1 Commit.
a. ~ +Let rTJrst Nst;nnaT Ran1t n Fnir.
49,. see sn bant, On 'rornoratiSn Tia nm.
aSyss4,s 81 wv We Itor Wi1Ier W n Hutch.
; i've md &c Fraite. constituting
s sn3Jn IT ;aSida+ing Committee viii offer
s 90" .aia ~ tha h,shast bidder Al nub.
~ iTl s $40 az theN SroDt door al the
~, a =. IIasa - Msrion conntv n the
Cs4.! af sir,e ant rs s i Sof West vir.
S s.,aS. y 14 = al atEa 1sti sdaS M March.
so9ta' az ~ ,,,oiocir a. Ana AFTERNOON
- 70 Is ~. s,,,sIsSt 10 +haI conditions.
"a .ts say .,oas : ~ n, ants and restric.
n IL ~ saysTs1 deeds nf
llons Soa COL - - t,S NJ +aferenes Ia
Sony ~ q. A. ~ WIS.," -, 1 !.
neTeStts ., .its aae st.t, ia Z. rercs, "a
Al ss Z, ~, ss !. es+ha said The
real. esSsss ~ Eairn,oI,t
~ =, u - coiIad
~ 1. 1.s Ss'tss ~ IA I'm,
MAIN " g. az. a. ~ IVast
Uounty Oh S Mattoa s an dascr,bad n
tNirslnl' geEa,s.s., an AdaSSs strs6t
tolloWs: ell9ins VI mLn.,sas NJ
at the corner q 10y " s = 5,n,:
fiemihs, tne .l'E VIII sea- stsx,,, 9dIrec.
Street ana IN .st 3. v; ~
ton d1stanc1 - narsIIai Win
Ihomas i, a..
Monroe "a SsEes ss.,.h ~ t,I1e ~ ssid Han 4
reetlon' ana ~ WIN .e ~ .o,,as. thane..
olstancSe q - Icy e : s s,,d II a
parallel 70 Aasnls .SsEees anu ~ =
tnWesseEty ssaSLs q ssiia1 ;s,tS
teet:S nenes S lagSe s s, sti
Monroe ~ =. = gns tast'8
direction. distance q ~ ateet ]. /, . q
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J. q i :. 4. b 4
i es;" thence parallel with Adams
street. and in northeasterly direc-
ton 1 foot 6Sinches to a point; thence
parallel with Monroe Street, and in a
southeasterly dire ction Is feet IL inch
es to point; thence parallel with Adj
ans Street, and in southwest rly d.
rection ! foot 6 inches to "a point in
the. fourth describe line OF parcel No.
il: thence parallel with Monroe Street
In a Tnorthwesterly direction, and with
the fourth described line OF parcel
No. /, Is feet II inches o.the begin
ming. E. 4, u,
And the other thereof bounded and
described as follows, to.wit: Begin
ming at the Terminating corner as de-
termineti by the fourth described line
OF parcel No. I, which is thence par
a1lel with Monroe Street, and in .,
southeasterly direction so feet 8 inch:
es ~ thence with the fourth line of,
parcel NO. L parallel to Monroe Street,
and a northwesterly direction % feet
;.inches to q point In said line; thence
nafallel with Adams Street, and in %
1ortheasterlys direction ! foot and 8
inches to q point !: thence parallel with
Monroe Street, and in q southeasterly'
direction % feet 6 inches 10 a point
in the fifth described line Of parcel!
No. j thence parallel with Adams
Street, and In D. southwe sterly direcs
tion, with said line y foot 8 inches 20
the beginning corner.
Togethe with the buildings thereon
sitWa Il and the ents, rights and
estates thefeutto belong ing as well
also az the ban king tlxtures and sturnt;l
fure Situated lin and upon the said
premises, belonging to and owned by
said Bank
Excepting, however that the said!
The First National Bank Of Fatrmonts
shall not nor shall Its successors or;
assigns, ct any time erect Or build OF
cause to be erected or built or nam +
tain; any Btrtc ture or building WITHIN
d i distance SotS eight feet lot the diyis-i
ion line sbetween the property now,
owned BY said Tho mas w. Fleming
and saidf Bank.
Which said lands included V Thin
the tfirst above q escfib bed boundaries
were granted to the said The First
National Bank OF Farm ont. by various
deeds 9of conveyance as follows
Parcel One. By Barton Bean ana,
wife by deed bearing date March q;
1874, Of, record lin the office OF the
CLERK of the Count Court OF said Ma
rfong County ihs Deed Book No. 2B;t
pAEe 1887
PafeeTS Two b lillian Ridgley
aiidSwife by Il ICED bearing date March
81 1874 OF record In said Clerk OF
nee I'm Deed Book No:s 81 page ~ 8.
sS4 Parcel Three BY osephs b. Sands.
and wife sby zee q beat ring date sep;
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of Auxii Ware for the pant two vim
stefs and the fnct that the tllsteV1
shaSe asked him 10 come and teach no
school for them next winter npUks
syeFy3 hfeliiy of III. Ware rs teacher
Efr!3 FIVaFe e ii present a citizen OF
ERandolnh county but Il has been IT.
Fniofef e entiy init he VIII bocnmo y
citizen Of glIarrfsonicoun IN the noay
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s q q q. sHuened.
SCuMBRRLANp, It'd, siarch is'--
The baltimore q oate railroad station
at Ctinnitif an nsar Noqreheid. W
va was burned ysstefday By a are
supposedly ofigIda tlnE fEpIn ineendiar'
ism. The post ottt6s, express cIiiee
and genaraI store ot phiilip Polling
were destroyed. Tle store had been
robbed twice preyiouslys
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Many Mine FataIitieo

CHARLESTON, wi Va, March 49,
Mcdowell county led in the number
of mine fatalities In February, accord
ing to- a report made covering that per
iod by Earl Henry, chief OF the Depart
ment of Mines. There were SO fatal
accidents In tho West Virginia mines
and is of them occurred in Mcdowell
OF those killed 81 were Americans.
The others were oftoreign birth.
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road company for enlarglng and i'm
proving the yards at this place. In
crease In freight traffic is RESPONSE
BILE for the improvement. fa
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Judge George Wesley Atkinson. Of
the Court OF Claims, attended the fun
eral services Of the late Ex-Governor
w. M. o. Dawson at Kingwood on.
Tuesday.
John Wells, Of Marion county. and
Major Joe Chiffon, of Charleston, are
West virglnians In the city visiting.
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- IL :. a ,,a.,,ot o.
VIE py Deed pesEtA s ~. ~ r9a ie ~
1871, OF Ies9ES9 sita ~ 5s'as 81
IN Deed tBooksESSsosS ~ pess tee'
Parcel Six: Efustees "a. 4.
Church by deed sbearitg qats 2clop se
81, 1911, OF record in saia Slorl1.s O''
fee In Deed BOOK 40 10 page ~e1'
TO. all which leeds elenetice Il hefe
specifically made fot d more detailed
descrlption 0fI the SAID several par.
celstso convey IA To and Iowned by uAid
Bank and all the right, prtFns ses,
easements ear, s51s NJ ana ressF'ss'ep7 'n9's"'
e0 ne s,,.,s,, sroc,,,cs,iv
!, nesst sn ~ IA VIZ N f ,Vssss Madam
~ ~ ttis ~ ~
g a. - 51S w. III 81 H. i,er 1no9
hee y y Dssrin Wy fiSsis icc s n
~ 3 ls sSSt,l NJ 4sS rss 40 and IA
rs s2o9 s ~ ahc,,ied he.
t -. ~ ~ nj; Telts ~ XII IA Tnnn r.
wen s..a X "a HASii 1907 nj
E,aksff psaEit = M MY Sscs n iidsd
T I1,E W. ~ j, Az I'M s'Ass' -
noeA. H Y .s Z! pas 49, .,.-a
Thel satd rear eatste3 WI 1e ol1 =. ~
for sale, ass as 4 i& " pneh n t"o
separate parcels tnat RoIlon On
which iis loca tea sne Eessuenue 70 eon.
stitute one parcel, ana ,taAt Re.V2n on
which rs locattea ltne tet1lsln8 taon1 -,
together with the EeslaRe ql s-lu tt ..a
estate INN dtately m we reet Y. guy
Thomas ~ Han pEppeEtS anu ess2''e'
ing back to dnIl AdleN 70 eensll...e
the other parcel any tas sans az 5ne ,.a
soy ~ y ,,,',..
ueemeh4p1&1 t40 4s44AAttatii' = WI 90 90
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WA ron NEWS -
= GOSH s..sssss=s HEz=l.
I73oett,fa ~. McNutt i 8 man 9

,hfty
Or. Ernest Smith, q native o. Harrt-
son county employed as q clerk IN the ne
Navy department has, through the In
fiuehce 2of Congressman Nicely been
given a salary Increase Of $500 on the
year. ~
x The suffering SUNS made 70 mad.
dash on the House Judiciary commit
tee on Monday In a futile effort to
force that committee to report out the
suffrage nendment for d vote. Con-
Eressrnan Hunter Moss, who is far
from being recovered since his recent
hospital experience. was practically
Kidnapped from his home on cold and
rainy day by the ardent advocates Of
the cause" and taken to the commit
tee meeting 10 cast one vote for an
immediate and favorable report on the
amendment. The feminine rush on
the committee failed, but there was a
lively wrangle, and finally an armis-
tice was declared until March 2S, when
the battle will be renewed. OF the
committeeman present the Suns
claimed II to 9 against them. AS no
vote was taken, there is no way to
prove the accuracy OF their claim.
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He w " Indes!d.

II q man should happen to reach
perfection in this world, he would
have to die Immediately to enjoy him
self.-H. W. Shaw.
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United states
Fletcher et and The by Funston g
be told the hunt for VIA WI become SO
called branches
parmen again the other side Of the border
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10 REMOVE DANDRUFF

Get a 25.cent bottle of Danderine at
any. drug store, pour aslittle into your
hand and rub well into the scalp with
the finger tips. By morning most, IL
not all, of this awful scurf will have
disappeared. Two or three applica-
.tions will destroy every bit of dandruff;
stop scalp itching and falling hair.
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william ice, who was able to
nv fhat I'D hailed from West Virginia.
i 5if NAB St6f Bta to at just what par
fieiiiaf s66E on the & state map he
6sffed ffofas isEat Is local fhosptt sspf.:
feFing nom fas is6ntt1s MeEStittii
was faken ont III 9 tfouf1ttls house iIns
eonscionss 10 WI eet OYER is tue
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AmarriaEe license was Issued in this
eftyFon Monday to Thomas III. Graves
'ofSWashihg ton; and Emma ". Harper,
81 harIe ston; w. We.
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REPORT OF CONDITION PEOPLES NAToMAL eANk
: or sJsINEss oNfMARoH 71s16

Loans and discounts !.
Total Loans
Overdrafts, unsecured
U. S. Bonds:
u. s. Bonds deposited
Total =. s. Bonds
Bonds, securities, ETC.:
Securities other than y
Owned unpledged
Total bonds, securi
Subscription to stock
Less amount unpaid
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1916-01-17

sweet - 70 ~ purchased" ct the price
;ef al manner Of murders and indiE-
nities? 9t "
II this government b TO Intervene,
the time 10 at hand. II had better be
done before the wars In Europe come
to an end. Intervention should be by
consent of the South American repub-
lies. IL such consent can be obtained,
but should be done and done bravely
and honestly, with or without their
consent.
The country does not feel like intsr-.
venlng partly on account Of lack of
confidence In President Wilson's adj
administration. The country prefers to
wait until after the presidential cleo
ton. But this would mean q long.
long wait.
It would take six months to get
ready to invade Mexico. Therefore,
preparations should begin In the army
and tho navy. The American youths
are brave, and would respond to call
We are opposed to war, but war viii
come sooner or later. The sooner IL
happens, the better.
So soon as the European wars are
over certain European powers will do
everything in their power to force us
into war with Mexico. II they can
get Japan into It also they will be
glad. When the editor Of the Capital
was in Germany In May, leading Ger
mans inquired when we were to have
war with Japan" OF course. they are
anxious for US to get into trouble.
This government can settle its az
fairs with Mexico now better than at
any other time.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1916-01-17
THE FIELD OF TRADE.

Good business, plenty Of money. high
prices, activity in industry. iunroved
collections. increased wages, cold
weather anticipations of extraordinary
activity the come spring, and scarcity
OF numerous kinds of materials. fea-
ture last weeks reports. Sales of dry
goods for future delivery are excep-
uonally heavy, perhaps the heaviest
noted at this season for three wears
back, and fears Of deficient supplies
from mills, already backward In max
ing deliveries. are very general.
Incidentally shipments OF general
merchandise are larger than at this
time in recent years, while orders for
immediate account are very satisfac-
tory; road sales are good, mail order
trade is heavy. wholesale trade, after
a very short holiday lull, is again TAX
Ing on relatively good pace, and Job
bers find no room for complaint about
the condition of order books.
Industry in general fs employed to
full capacity, steel mills are sold six to
seven months forward, prices continue
to soar, mills are not booking far
ahead at current prices, and wages are
at record high point. In other lines
voluntary advances In compensation
are noted, and labor appears to be in
tent upon getting its full share of the
prosperity that is going, strikes this
week furnishing evidence of the dispo.
| sition indicated, with labor seemingly
holding the whip.
Railway traffic. is very heavy, and
tourist travel to winter resorts is Of
large proportions. An abundance OF
money is indicated in easy rates
while numerous cities report record
bank deposits, legitimate borrowers
cheerfully accommodated, signs of re.
| newed interest in real estate, the es-
tablishment of new industrial plant.
| as well as extensions to many OF tfos1
already existing, and additions {,
working capital. Indeed, the trend,
clearly suggest that America is pre-
pairing &c take advantage 81 the on.
portunities to exploit new markets an,
to profit from the enforced curtailmen
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1916-01-17

OF European production. Finally, OPP
timism regarding the future extends to
every section of the country. and there
Is less doubt about getting business
than there Is about obtaining supplies
with which to meet requirements, the
reversal Of conditions being in sharp
contrast to those prevailing at this
time last year, when demand was re-
Elective OF idleness in many enterprises,
with some cities adopting expedlents to
tide labor over a period of stress.
If further proof We're needed Of the
prosperous condition of the country, it
is found in the unchecked advance in
wholesale commodity prices. During
the last four months the rise has con.
tinued without interruption and on
Jan. l Dun's index number stood at
s137666-the highest level reached in
oyer four decades. This record. con-
trary to the opinion held in some quar-
tiers, does not purport to- show the &C
tual cost of living for many reasons
but it does present the trend Of quota
tons in a manner that brings out
clearly the relation between demand
and supply. Tho it has been demon
strated that speculative imitation or
other special influence may cause an
excessive advance in a single article,
this condition is usually quickly over
come and any rise that is maintained
for an extended period must be due to
the fact that consumption is not there
by diminished. Consequently, when
the general level moves upward, as has
been the case for some time past it
merely endorses other evidncs Of x
ceptional business activity, such as the
growth in bank exchanges, railway
earnings and pig iron production. The
people are fully occupied at probably
the best wages ever paid. and as re-
suit are consuming more freely, which
provides a competitive demand for al
most everythin gand enhances the cost
of many commodities. In some lines
the advance has been accelerated by
the shortage Of supplies caused by the
war, yet the present high position Of
prices is mainly due to the increased
abiity and disposition of the masses
to purchase.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1916-01-17
GLAD FORT DODGE rs DRY.
Humboldt Republican,

The people of north-central Iowa are
now i1eaving a sigh Of relief. for Fort
Dodge is dry. No longer will the auto
laden with DRINKS, speed from Fort
Dodge leaving death and disaster in its
families needed the money for bread,
board the booze special and hike to
Fort Dodge for the cup that cheers.
Fort Dodge is dry. The stencil In the
nostrils has been fumigated and re-
moved.
It will keep a certain class Of trade
away from Fort Dodge. but we wish
to predict that in less than five years
the merchants at the Fort will be MAX
ing heavier sales than they ever made
before and the city in general will be
wonderfully improved. And II five
years from now vote is taken for the
return OF the saloons, practically every
business man in the town would vote
against It.
The best thing for herself and her
neighbors that Fort Dodge ever did.
was to go dry. OF course, technically
speaking, Fort Dodge did not go dry.
The state went dry and took Fort
Dodge with it. The dog wagged the
tail. But the result is the same.
There have been twelve deaths
within the past year on Humboldt
county soil, that trace directly to Fort
Dodge. In each case the auto was up
side down, the men were dead, they
were coming from Fort Dodge, and
the remains Of the coffin varnish was
found In the auto. It was self
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1916-01-17
This Ahchoo Army.

This Ahchoo Army.
The rapid fires may rattle
A regiment to death:
The howitzers in battle
May blow a hell born breath.
But here at home
by knIckys dome
One volley hits the ears
The choo- archoo ahchoochoochoo
OF the Grippy Grenadiers,
Pooh! for the dumdum volley,
Bah. for the bombs alarms,
Tush! for the Gallypolly
Arbitrament of arms.
They are as mild
AS some sweet child
Beside the things one fears
The choo-achoo- ahchOochoochoo
OF the Grippy Grenadiers,
There, where all men are maddened,
Where trenches take their toll.
Your heart may meet a bad end.
Blown outward with your soul,
But as my cough
Blows my head off.
give. instead of cheers.
The choo- achoo- ahchoochoochoo
OF the Grippy Grenadiers!
0 weary eyed battalons.
Whose nasal trumpets blow,
You wear no kings medallions
For lighting with the foe
Yet hope that dies
Now fills your eyes
With more than Europe's tears,
Hark to the CnoO- Observation-Disclosures
OF the Grippy Grenadiers,
John OKeefe in the New York
World.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1916-01-17
THE Brain.

The brain is small compact object
which is located inside the head and
sometimes refuses to venture out. It
Is given the man to help distinguish
him from the brute. but at times falls
several yards short Of Its noble mis-
sion.
The brain Is cleverly concealed from
view by the ears, eyes, nose and back
hair. and in many instances IL 80 thor
oughly hidden that its existence 10 not
suspected even by the immediate rela-
tives Of the owner. A great many men
who have to use their brain several
hours each day unlock 1t and hang 1t
in a spare room on reaching home at
night, where 1t cannot be disturbed by
the conversation of faithful and low
ing wife who has not seen anybody all
day but the hired girl. A brain which
can be detached from It's surroundings
and put in cold storage without gath
ering moss is great boon to tired
citizen who wauld rather sink out of
sight In a popular magazine than dis
cuss the new minister's wife with a
kind hearted but garrulous helpmeet.
The brain is sometimes used to think
with, and Is great aid to an earnest
thinker who Is trying to locate some
thing that looks likt thought. Some
of our great men have>had their pho
tographs taken while in the attitude
Of running down some thought which
posterity would never miss, finally
catching up with it and working 1t into
an Grafton on our national destiny. The
brain of member of congress is pop
ularly supposed to weigh more than
that Of the ordinary voter, but some
times the voter is hard to convince
and votes for somebody who is short
on brains and long on bunk.
The quality Of the brain can not al
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1916-01-17
MEsREPUBLIcAN MARsHAILTowN IOWA: JANUARY TX 1915

alive he wouldn't live there two min
utes.-Council Bluffs Nonpareil.
However. II is not Of record that
Omar patronized bars and prescription
counters. Didn't he use to go to the
woods with q key and book Of verses
and take his steady company along?
II anybody imagines that the Iowa
democrats are not in fine fighting fet-
tie. just let him start something
Manson Democrat.
Using a self starter or a bung
starter? VA
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1916-01-17

rheumatic aches! What fun to ride speedy sled.
till curfew the kids to bed! What fun to FASH
ion ball Of and throw 1t straight as boy can
throw and see 1t break some pilgrims neck.
and hear him quote from the words Of Heck The
coolies Of wholesome TO the glowing soul Of the
growing boy. Blu the means grief to the ancient
gent whose feeble whose back Is bent He coughs
his dtaphram inside out and he has the gp and he has
the gout and all diseases he knew the snow brings
back. and others He has to shovel little
track and he slips and falls and he breaks hts back
and the SNOWFALL thrown by the Joyous kid drives in his
and spoila cell. cloud In voice
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1916-01-17

They may have more OF something else
than they could carry, bnt It was not
Intellect. One Of the saddest sights on
the American platform today Is when
one Of our great men mounts the stage
Juggling once active. brain which has
been run thru brewery. and then
tries to wiring few rotund sentences
out Of it. The human stomach can
stand this strain for quite while, but
the brain usually refuses to respond
after the third round.
7 There would be less brain fag In this
republic IL more people would get to
bed before the milk man makes his
second trim.