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Sioux County pioneer., 1916-06-09
Tip From Father.
"I am surprised at yOu!"

"Why, what have done?"
"When told you l wanted to marry
your daughter, you said you would try
and make me solid with her and her
mother; but you have been knocking
me to them ever since"
my boy, II you don't know enough
about women to know that that 10 tho
way to help you. you ought not
to marry"
Sioux County pioneer., 1916-06-09
YOU MAY LOOK YOUNG
BY Keeping Your Complexion Younl
With Cuticura. Trial Free.

The Soap to cleanse and purify, the
Ointment to soothe and heal. These
super-creamy emollients do much to
keep the skin clear, fresh and youthful.
as we'll as to keep the hair in live.
healthy condition and the hands soft
and white.
Free sample each by mail with Book.
Address postcard, Cuticura, Dept. L.
Boston. Sold everywhere.-Adv.
Sioux County pioneer., 1916-06-09
Acknowledged His Guilt.

Acknowledged His Guilt.
Muggs-Behold in me a self-made
man.
Diggs-l congratulate you because
of your charitableness.
Muggs-Beg pardon?
Diggs-It is certainly charitable of
you to assume the blame.
Sioux County pioneer., 1916-06-09
DR.. >. H. RtNbLAus (speci.ll.t),
Eye, Ear, Nose and Throat
Fargo, N. D.
The Diffarence.

The Difference.
"The marriages among savages are
more businesslike than among US"
"How do you mean?"
THE savages have to buy their
wives, but with US, brides are given
away"
Sioux County pioneer., 1916-06-09
BURKE ADDRESSES
DEMOCRATS Of Nd.
OPENS CAMPAIGN FOR SENATOR
At FARGo-GREETED EN-
THUSIASTICALLY.
INTERESTING NEWS OF STATE
North Dakota Events Of Past Few
Days Selected and Edited for the
Convenience Of Our
Readers.

Fargo.-John Burke, United States
treasurer, opened his campaign for the
Democratic nomination for United
States senator from North Dakota, in
an address which was heard by about
1000 persons. The former governor
was enthusiastically greeted.
The treasurer did not discuss pre-
2aredness, nor did he discuss the Mex
ican situation. Of national questions,
ne dealt with rural credits, the bank
ing reserve act, and accomplishments
of the Democratic administration, set
ting forth an explanatory statement of
them.
Calls Attention to Service.
Rural credits, as provided in the bill
being considered by Congress, was
spoken of as IAN entering wedge"
In arguing his candidacy for sena-
tor, Mr.. Burke called attention to his
service as governor, taking credit for
such reform legislation as primary
elections, corrupt practices act, non
partisan judiciary, etc.
The treasurer maintained that he
became candidate in respect to what
he believed was call from the Demo
Gratis of the state. He will spend
about two weeks in the state.
Sioux County pioneer., 1916-06-09
F
New ID the Time to Get Rid Of These
IIOlV RnOta.

There's no longer the slightest need Of
feeling ashamed Of your freckles as the
prescription othine-double strengths
guaranteed to remove these homely spots:
Simply get an ounce Of othine-doubis
little Of it night and morning and you
should soon see that even the worst freckles
have begun to disappear while the lighter
that more than one ounce is needed to com.
pletely clear the skin and gain a beautiful
clear complexion.
Be sure to ask for the double strength
othine. as this is sold under guarantee Of
money pack II 1t fails to remove freckles-
Adv,
Sioux County pioneer., 1916-06-09
A Marrow ESCAPE.

did you see my sunburst last
night?" inquired the pompous Mrs.
Newrich of her poorer neighbor.
mo, l didn't" said the neighbor
caustically, but certainly thought he
would il he ate another bite. e."-Ladies'
Home Journal.
Sioux County pioneer., 1916-06-09
A Mistake.

AFTER all, there's nc reason in the
world why women shouldn't vote If
they choose"
"Very true, and If we men hadn't
been foolish enough to oppose the idea
they never would have wanted to-"
Sioux County pioneer., 1916-06-09

Auto Aristocracy.
whats your aristocratic friend
growing about?"
HE has a grudge against the plain
people,
"On what scOre?"
Says they wear SO many rubbers
that it forces up the price of tires"
Sioux County pioneer., 1916-06-09
DAISY FLY KILLER
Enlarged View.

Enlarged View.
Stranger-What sort of a man is
your neighbor, John Braggs?
Native-Oh, he's all right-but he
has telescope imagination.
Stranger-A telescope Imagination!
Native-Yes. John can't even tell
the truth without getting it two or
three sizes larger than it really is.
Sioux County pioneer., 1916-06-09

It's as hard for a young woman to
lose q millionaire as 1t is for a strong
man to lose an heiress.
Sioux County pioneer., 1916-06-09
A coIored MaIaprop.

Mistress-So the automobile al
most ran you down. did it, Hannah?
Hannah-Hit sho did, Missus Ar
thur. Hits nothin' but dispensary
or Providence dat I'm libin' ter tell de
tale.-Boston Evening Transcript.
Sioux County pioneer., 1916-06-09
MuItum In Parvo.

Giles-Who was that man you
were talking with moment ago?
Miles-That was my old friend, Null
tum of POdunk.
Giles-Of Pcdunk? Then Multum
is no longer in Parvo.
Sioux County pioneer., 1916-06-09
Paws Theory.

Paw8 tneory.
Little Lemuel-Say, paw, why do
they always portray Justice with a
bandage over her eyes?
Paw-Probably because the lawyers
have talked the poor woman blind, son.
Sioux County pioneer., 1916-06-09
FALLS; DANCERS HURT
Barn Gives Way at GiIby Under
Weight of $50 Persons.

"S98s1s W r0o o0ssos
Grand Forks.-Ole Benson, black
smith, Of Gilby, N. D., suffered q
broken neck when the loft of barn
in which dance was being given by
the Gilby baseball team caved in, drop
ping more than $50 persons fifty feet.
Several others were seriously injured,
but will recover. Benson's condition
is regarded as hopeless. The barn
caught fire, and panic was narrowly
averted.
Sioux County pioneer., 1916-06-09

stopped ouickls. FIFTY years Of uninterrupted
success of Dr. Klnes 1pllepsy Medicine insuIss
KLINE COMPANY, Red Bank, n. J.-Adv.
Sioux County pioneer., 1916-06-09
TO FIGHT HORSE DISEASES
Government Sends Experts To Aid
Dakota Officials.

Washington, D. C.-Representatives
H. T. Helgesen and P. d. Norton re-
port that secretary of the interior has
arranged to furnish two extra men, a
veterinarian and a range rider, for
North Dakota. 1t is hoped by the see
retary of agriculture that this addition
al help will assist the state authorities
to cope with the contagious horse dis.
ease known as dourine.
Sioux County pioneer., 1916-06-09
Most Likely,

Most Likely.
II see that trust magnate has bought
a farm; out in the country"
"What DO you suppose he is going
to raise:"
prices, probably"
Sioux County pioneer., 1916-06-09

DO nv own work,
had 70 hire it done.
I b card so much
about Lydia E. Pink
hams Vegetable
Compound that I
triedit. I took three
bottles and I found
it to be all you
claim. Now feel as
we'll as everI did and
am able to do all my
49, -N
Sioux County pioneer., 1916-06-09
TRAIN HITS AUTO; KILLS TWO
Injuries Three Others on Crossing at
Michigan, N. D.

Grand Forks.-Mrs. E. B. Harrison,
IS years old, and her daughter, Mrs.
Harry Hargreve, 40, were killed when
a Great Northern train struck the auto
in which they were riding at Michigan,
N. D. Miss Meta Anderson, Curtis
Wright and his cousin, George Wright,
the other occupants of the machine,
were injured but are expected to re-
cover. A view of the train was pre-
vented by row of elevators.
Sioux County pioneer., 1916-06-09

Candor compels some men t. admit
that they are above the average.
Sioux County pioneer., 1916-06-09

When a man quarrels with his wife
ne seldom gets a chance to say any
thing.
Sioux County pioneer., 1916-06-09

Fear of alimony is one reason why
some men are shy about marrying.
Sioux County pioneer., 1916-06-09

Some men are born liars, and the
rest speak the truth occasionally.
Sioux County pioneer., 1916-06-09

It's the bill for woman's stunning
gown that shocks her husband.
Sioux County pioneer., 1916-06-09

The Way Of II.
"How are school troubles g"ing?"
"In the usual way-by the board"
Sioux County pioneer., 1916-06-09

An office holder should remember
that one bad term doesn't deserve an
other.
Sioux County pioneer., 1916-06-09
Fore and At.

fOCS AUO Vtks
What do you think Of these weath.
er forecasts?"
Il think they might be nearer right
il they were aftercasts."
Sioux County pioneer., 1916-06-09

Hope is all right when it forms
partnership with hustle.
Sioux County pioneer., 1916-06-09
HAN FOR DIS
Balsam !! !! I, Of !. T n !M'4yrrh
llNlnGNT

For Calls, Wire ~
Cuts, Lameness, u
Strains, Bunches, ~
Thrush, Old Sores, ~
Nail Wounds, Foot Rot
Fistula, Bleeding, Etc. Etc.
Made Since 1916. A's xbeaf s%ypta' 10
Price 25c, SOC and $1.00
OR WRITE
All Dealers G, 6: aaateId es, Mte: ! ca
Sioux County pioneer., 1916-06-09
Inheritance Tax Law Sound.

Inheritance Tax Law Sound.
Another attack on the constitutional
ity of the North Dakota inheritance tax
law has failed. Judge Nuessle of the
district court ruled that the law was
sound in the case of Strauss against
the state Strauss BENEFICIARY nephew
sought to recover the fee paid to the
state on the plea that the law discrim-
mated against nephews and nieces in
favor of beneficiary cousins. A five per
cent fee is levied on bequests to neph-
ews and nieces of decedent, while
only 8 per cent levy is made on be.
quests to cousins.
Bryan daily eagle and pilot. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1909-1918, 1916-10-20

thousand cares and never neglects a
single one OF them, whether II be look.
ing after the young cabbage plants,
doing her homework, caring for the
chickens. or pouring the essence OF
true manhood or womanhood into the
heart OF child on her knees. There
is nothing flashy, nothing arrogant,
nothing OF put.on nature about the
farmers wife. She Is modest. has
good sense, knows how to serve a
meal that II would do n king good TO
sit down to, reads the papers and
keeps up with what is going on in the
world. or course. she Is not so well
versed In the use OF paints and COS.
metics for the face and perhaps would
not know how TO read a French bill
OF fare In q fashionable hotel. But
she can raise good. healthy boys and
girls. she can manage successfully one
Of those homes upon which the foun.
dalton Of our republic rests and Is one
Of the most valuable assets OF human
society. This nation owes much to
the farm home; II is the center Of
prosperity, the foundation OF sturdy
character. The best OF the funda.
mentals OF true manhood and woman.
hood is preserved In the big. broad
country, away from the strife. the dis.
sipation, the choked.in surroundings
OF the city. and as most flowers need
plenty Of sunshine and fresh air and
room to develop properly. people need
the same advantages to bring out the
best that is in them. To preside over
the farm homes, In a biz. real sense Is
to assist materially In the manage.
ment Of the nations destiny. The
farmers wives do this and TO them IL
due all honor. all credit and all
thanks"
Bryan daily eagle and pilot. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1909-1918, 1916-10-20
ACCOMMODATING PERSONAL PROP.
ERTY THE RENTERS WAY
OUT,

/. Think Of tenancy as an appren.
ticeship for home.ownership. Only a
small majority of young men in towns
either own their homes or have any
share in the businesses that employ
them until they are well along In their
thirties or forties. The majority Of
those who attain to such independence
first work for wages for a number of
years But they put their savings in
bank; they probably buy home on
the gradual payment building and loan
plan, and slowly but surely and stead.
lily they work their way toward bust.
ness independence. Similarly we
would have every capable, ambitious
young renter think of home ownership
and land ownership as an ideal to
strive toward, but realize at the same
time that business independence and
home ownership cannot come much
more quickly to the farm worker than
the town worker Think. OF tenancy
as an apprenticeship for home owner.
ship. II you are 25 or under, aim at
home ownership by the time you are
30. If you are already too old to real.
lie this ambition, plan for home own.
| ership ten years from now.
2. Accommodating personal property
is the renters way out. Just as the
town workingman finds the savings
bank and the building and loan asso.
citation his surest route to independ.
ence, so the average tenant will find
the accumulation Of personal property
productive personal property-his
way to home ownership. In our opin.
ion, the seven points here named con.
stitute "The Seven Rungs on the Lad.
der to Freedom"
1. A garden.
2. Poultry.
3. Pigs.
4. Cows.
8. Horses.
G. Tools and machinery.
Z. Land.
Your first great need is to make
your living at home so as to keep out
time prices" and crop lien slavery;
and the first four items mentioned
will give you your freedom In this re-
Bryan daily eagle and pilot. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1909-1918, 1916-10-20
SWEET POTATOES.

We have noticed during the past
few weeks articles In the Bryan Eagle
and the Navasota Review abou, sweet
potatoes brought to their offices by
the farmers Of their respective coun.
ties. concerning the sise. quality etc.
We do not recall Just now the sise.
weight. etc. OF the potatoes. but re.
member well enough TO know that
Brazos and Grimes counties are not In
Il, not only In the production Of sweet
potatoes. but anything else that grows
in or out Of the soil. by the side OF
what Madison county can and is rails.
Ing.
For instance. two weeks ago Mr.. ].
T. Finney brought TO our office two
stalks Of ribbon cane eight feet tall.
with twenty.three joints and twenty
matured joints. This week Mr.. c. =.
Bryan daily eagle and pilot. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1909-1918, 1916-10-20
THE FARMERS WIFE.

In a discussion OF who Is the first
woman OF the world. the Eagle Is glad
10 publish the following beautiful trib.
ute TO the Farmers Wife" from the
Temple Mirror. II is timely and mer.
tied. but the Eagle does not believe II
should apply TO the farmers wife
alone. but TO every wife, regardless OF
the calling OF her husband. who meets
the duties and responsibilities OF life
no nobly. so beautifully. so herolcally
as outlined by the Mirror:
THE first woman OF the world Is
not the jeweled queen upon throne,
nor the eloquent orator who stumps
the state In behalf Of the franchise
for her sex. The first woman II not
the rich relict OF a financial wizard
who passed away and left her with
millions TO spend on charity. nor the
movie star who charms thousands
with her beauty and cleverness upon
the screens. The first woman IL the
unassuming wife OF the farmer-she
who tolls In season and out Of season
conscious OF the fact that only now
and then will the privilege come to
enjoy the fruits OF her labor This
queen OF the farm meets the first
bright flush Of the east with a radiant
smile. and when the hard days work
IL done and the curtains Of nisht have
been drawn there is still sweet song
upon her lips. She is a lady with a
Bryan daily eagle and pilot. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1909-1918, 1916-10-20
AMUSE N ENrS.
The Dixie Tonight.

Common Ground a Jesse l.. Lasky
production, is the title Of the master.
piece production In which the excel.
lent dramatic artist, Marie Doro, will
be seen at the Dixie tonight. 1t is a
Paramount program release and real
gem.
This thrilling drama OF social and
political conditions was written espe.
cially for the star by Marian Fairfax
the distinguished playwright, and pro
duced under the personal direction OF
William C. DeMille. In this photo
play Miss Doro will be seen as the
Kid, a product OF the slums. employed
as an expert "slipper-on" In an artifi
cial flower factory. How love devel
ops her, both mentally and spiritual
ly-how she eventually blossoms
Bryan daily eagle and pilot. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1909-1918, 1916-10-20
Queen Tomorrow.

Mister A." Metro picture pro-
duced by the Yorke Film Corporation,
with Harold Lockwood and May ALI
son In the stellar roles, Is the big
feature attraction at the Queen Thea
ter tomorrow. This Is one of the fin.
est productions In which these popu.
lar stars have ever appeared, and II is
one OF the most entertaining features
ever released on the Metro program.
There is a wealth of beautiful and
wonderfully picturesque mountain
scenes where much Of the action
takes place. There are glimpses of
city life in the factory district and
among the slums. while In striking
contrast are scenes enacted at an ex-
elusive country club In which scores
of prominent society folk actually par
tcipate.
Mister Az is a story OF distinctive
American romance, with wholesome
and refreshing appeal. Mr.. Lockwood
and Miss Allison have a distinguished
supporting cast which includes such
well known artists Of the screen and
stage as Lester Cuneo. Franklin Hall.
Yonda Landowska, Aileen Allen, Belle
Hutchinson, Lee Arms and Henry Otto
Mr.. Otto also directed the production.
He also produced "The River Of Ro-
NANCE" in which Mr.. Lockwood and
Miss Allison were starred by Metro.
Bryan daily eagle and pilot. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1909-1918, 1916-10-20

spect and should be your first con
Germ. Then bank your money till you
can buy your horses, tools and ma
chinery, and then you are ready to
buy land with good chance to pay
out.
All experience is useful to the man
OF sense, and the experience Of rent.
Ing may be exactly what you need
You can study and learn improved
methods of farming and make your.
self such good farmer that you can
not help but win when you go on n
farm Of your own. On the other hand,
II you had bought or inherited land
without having had this previous ex.
perience in working, saving and study.
ing, you might have lost the place and
walked down road from home owner.
ship to renting instead Of the up-road
from renting to home ownership.
Let whiskey alone. Let travelling
agents alone. Keep an all the year
round garden, with pigs. chickens and
cows, and so let "time prices" alone.
Then resolve to mare yourself good
farmer by reading farm papers, con
sulting the demonstration agent oft
en-, and get yourself noted as the best
renter in your neighborhood. And
when you have done these simple
things you will not be very far from
the kingdom Of home ownership.-The
Progressive Farmer.
Bryan daily eagle and pilot. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1909-1918, 1916-10-20

Wilhelm OF the same community near
Midway brought us sweet potato.
the Tennessee Triumph variety, that
weighed two and three.fourths
pounds and measured twenty-one and
half inches long and ten inches In
circumference. Mr.. Wilhelm has a
quarter OF an acre OF this new variety
OF potato and is quite sure he will be
able to gather one hundred bushels.
judging from what he has already
gathered. These potatoes bake quick.
ly and are fine eating with a splendid
flavor.
Now, Mr.. Anybody, in any county.
II you have anything that will beat
this. let's have Il. When you do, We
will try to 20 you one better.-Madi.
sonville Meteor.
What are you talking about, Bill
Turner Dragging on sweet potato
that weights only two and three.quar.
ter pounds. Why man. We throw all
potatoes aside for seed in "old
Brazos" that do not weigh more than
that. The Eagle and the Navasota
Examiner are tied on ten pound pota.
toes. Besides. Bill. the Tennessee
Triumph Is an Irish potato and not a
sweet potato at all. No potato grower
now that Is anything like up to date
plants any kind but the Porto Rico or
Dooley. Wake IN. Bill. on the sweet
potato proposition.
Bryan daily eagle and pilot. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1909-1918, 1916-10-20

what does kipling mean when he
refers TO somewhere east Of sues
where the best lie like the worstr I"
Sounds like he'd been to an unsatis.
factory summer resort."-l.ouisvilis
CourierJournal.
Bryan daily eagle and pilot. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1909-1918, 1916-10-20

A bunch OF millionaire women. rid.
Ing In train OF palaces on wheels,
campaigning for Hughes Is something
new under the sun. It's a safe bet
they will lose him more votes than
they make.
Bryan daily eagle and pilot. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1909-1918, 1916-10-20

With the grease all squeezed out OF
bacon. cotton seed oil selling by troy
weight and hog lard worth It's weigh,
In gold. fat Is going to be Just little
hard to get hold OF this winter.
Bryan daily eagle and pilot. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1909-1918, 1916-10-20

forth as beautiful young woman, is
the central theme Of this stirring pic.
ture. Miss Doro will be remembered
as the beautiful maid In "The Heart
Of Nora Flynn" one OF Paramounts
past releases.
Bryan daily eagle and pilot. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1909-1918, 1916-10-20
PLUMBERS To REVISE
THEIR BYLAWS
lRy Associated Preaal

VBy NHsUCIHteu TTobbT
Washington. Oct. 20.-The depart
ment OF justice was advised today that
the National Association of Master
Plumbers, which has been under at
tack as violating the Sherman law.
will revise It's constitution and by
laws to meet the governments criu-
cism.
Bryan daily eagle and pilot. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1909-1918, 1916-10-20

A decent sized Thanksgiving bird
this year will cost as near as we can
figure Il. sii.e2.
Bryan daily eagle and pilot. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1909-1918, 1916-10-20

As the boys say. this is certainly fen
weather to kill a shoat.
Bryan daily eagle and pilot. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1909-1918, 1916-10-20

The first fall fire" surely felt good
last night and this morning.
The Springfield herald., 1916-04-21

A few letters came too late for
this week.
B. H. Jones of Stonington was
in town Wednesday.
D E. Newton of Grandview
was in Springfield Monday.
B. M. Johnson. w. H. john
son, and ]. G. Dunn of Richards
were in town Friday.
For Sale
Second hand Climax lister,
almost new and in good order, 2
second hand wagons cheap. 1
good l0-year-old 1900 pound
black work horse.
Half way Springfield ard Villas
c7-9 4. j. Nello.
Mrs. Gladys Grimm's car yes
terday turned turtle, with her.
self, her mother and her sister
in it, with the result of broken
collar bone for Mrs. Gladys, a
broken wrist for her mother. and
her sister badly bruised. DR..
lCulp was called.
For Sale-at sacrifice if taken
within l5 days; 800 fenced and
crossed; 160 acres broke; wind
mill and reservoir; two-roon
frame house. Desirable locality
Also S. E. 4-30-45. Fine quarter
lsection.
| 7-s w. M. Stewart, ST. ringfiel,
The Springfield herald., 1916-04-21

0tate Of Ohio. city of Toledo. j..
Lucas County.
IEank J; Chene, makes oath IL at he d
Scmos partner OF the firm of F. J. Cheney
Iedc. County and State nforesaid, and
{nnS 1ald nrm will pay the sum Of ONE
cry case OF Catnrrh that cannot be cured
By the use Of HALLS CATARRH CURE.
FRANK ]. CHENEY.
sworn to before me and subscribed in
ny ,presencc. this 9Th day Of December.
tseaD A. w GLEASON,
Notary Public.
6aNe Cataf1h Cure is ta,sen internally
eno acts directly. upon the blood and mu-
fouS nur1ares CT ihc system 6erd fos
= ,. CHENEY CO., Toledo, o.
Sold BY all Druggists. fsc.
1ose uaus Family fi'i. for COASTS -
The Springfield herald., 1916-04-21
Cattle

40 Head of Shor.horn and Re,
Pole cows; from 4 to z years old
all to bring calves soon.
12 cows with calves at side.
2 Steers, coming / year old.
2 Heif.rs +" %
1 Steer, coming 2 years old.
Mexico Missouri message., 1916-03-16
FATHERS AND PIG-CLUB BOYS
Remarkable Gain Made by Pig, Owned
by Son in Comparison With That
Raised by the Parent.

At a Kentucky fair two purebred
Duroc Jersey litter mates were shown.
One belonged to a pig-club boy, the
other to his father. Both purchased
their pigs eight weeks old. Both
started even.
The records Of the boy show his
pig weighed q pounds at that time.
Within the next four months she had
gained 167 pounds at a cost of five
cents a pound; or one and two-fifths
pounds daily gain on a ration Of corn,
-four shorts, and buttermilk. The ia
theirs pig, unrecorded, shifted for her
self. At the fair the boys SOW weighed
1874 pounds and was prize winner;
the fathers weighed 50h pounds.
Another father seelcted pig from
the same litter as did his two pig-club