West Virginia argus. [volume] (Kingwood, W. Va.) 1877-1946, 1916-03-30

can my-nority.
The farmer that puts too much de-
pendence on cotton this year is likely
to put Santa Claus in bad humor
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He is a wise man who can gather
dollars from another's lessons.
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Next TO woman the most change
able thing in the world is another
woman.
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Al the age of three score years and
ten nearly every man is rich-in ex-
perience.
And what will be the next move
of Bilious Jaundice Bryan, the well
known tooth and toe-nail pacifst
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AT the rate the price of gasoline is
rising the gallon a month law will
soon apply TO gasoline.
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Are those Progressives who voted
against tabling the un-American warn
ing resolution true sons OF Arranged
don?
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The Reverend Billy Sunday is
preaching in Baltimore. where a great
many sinners are raised.
f
Anyway If gasoline scars to 40 cents
a gallon as is predicted in New York.
the-wear on tires will be reduced.
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II Colonel Roosevelt has a large
grip sack with him we hope that he
will go to Mexico on his return from
the West Indies.
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The man who would be a leader
must never keep the procession wait
ing
Hypocrites frequently lay them
selves open to discovery by over-act-
ing their part
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Red is a danger signal on railroad
on mans nose and on a woman's
cheek
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Picturing the Colonel In a boat.
basking in the sunwash on the brine
and the soft, salt winds OF the south
ern seas. one is not disposed to ques-
ton his judgment just at this cold
moment
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Senator Sherman OF Illinois. was
among the reckless fourteen who vot-
ed not TO uphold the President OF his
country in the crisis Fall OF New
Mexico, was another.
Having failed TO frighten President
Wilson. the Senate turned tail and
scuttled to cover with neatness and
dispatch.
From catalogue and farm paper the
incubator is calling softly 10 the
brooder, thus indicating that spring IL
nigh.
When il comes to a pinch the Uni
ted States is inhabited almost exclu-
sively by Americans
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Probably the next step of the paci-
fcists will be to seek to disband the
boy scouts.
In other words, according to Ger
many. when you know a mad dog is
in the neighborhood. It is wicked TO
carry a pis'ol TO protect yourself
with,
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Charlie Chaplin Is 70 get $3.50. 900 a
year and II must be admitted that he
is worth every cent Of II but the last
four ciphers
Germany must hate England even
worse than we thought. Zeppenns
have gone to bombing breweries.
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1T would be mistake TO nominate
me unless the country has in it's mood
something of the heroic" says Colonel
Roosevelt or the idiotic we might
add
How it must make Europe roar to
read that after several days Of prepa-
ration we have succeeded IN massing
1000 men 70 invade Mexico
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Lord Northcline says the Germans
are drugged before charging. Il
might pay the Allies to get hold Of
some Of that drug
f.
Somewhere in the Mexican noun
tains there's q stout pine limb that
Paucho would look perfectly lovely
dangling from.
t.
Springs as hard to put your finger
on as the proverbial flea
T.
The birds OF spring are on the wing.
they chirp in every tree; and soon
wen swish away to fsh with bait
enough for three.
Let's see we've almost forgotten
about that little cid war en- Huropo.