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South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1916-03-25
DIVORCED THREE WEEKS
REMARKED IN CHICAGO

Divorced and remarked in less
than three weeks is the unique eX-
perience of Mr.. and Mrs. Lee Lash.
well known in this city. Mrs. Lash
was formerly Miss Bertha Robbins of
AIishawaka and was employed at the
Mishawaka Wooden Manufacturing
co, They were married about two
years ago and divorced less than
three weeks ago. After living apart
for three weeks. both parties de-
cided that they could not live with
out one another, so they planned a
trip 20 Chicago, where they were
married for the second time Friday.
Mr.. and Mrs. Lash viii reside in
Chicago.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1916-03-25
LECTURE
ON FRENCH LIFE GIVEN

Bryon Legg history instructor In
the local high school gave lecture
on French life before the revolution,
Friday morning in the auditorium.
Slides of the French King Louis
and his favorites were shown. The
conditions under which the destitute
peasants of France labOred were
strongly brought out by Prof. Legg.
The history and English class at
tended.
The views belong to Mr.. Legg and
many of them had been taken from
books three and four hundred years
old They werc made while he was
in college.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1916-03-25

able him to keep his finger on the pulse Of
Public Opinion. People in all fields of activity
and of widely varying interests find the DI-
GEST to be an authority in each individual
events of the War Politics, Business, Science,
Literature, Art-you will find it represented in
THE LITERARY DIGEST with satisfying, I'm
biased reports of its new Development Get a
copy of this weeks issue early-while it is on
the neWS-Stands
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1916-03-25
DIES AFTER LONG mLNEss.

Mrs. HALEY damood. S07 r. Bat
tell ST., died at her home Friday
evening at o'clock after a linger-
ing illness OF complications. She
was born in Syria 40 years ago. She
is survived by her husband. Charles
r. Hamood, three daughters and
one son.
The funeral will be held Saturday
dence. Interment will be at the City
cemetery.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1916-03-25
PLEASANT SURPRISE PARTY.

South Bend court degree team. T.
3. H, gave a most pleasant sur
prise party at the home OF Mr.. and
Mrs. J.. II. Kline. sos y. Sarah St.
Friday night, in honor OF Miss
Marie Ruch. who is a member OF
the degree team. The evening was
most enJOyably spent in games and
contests. A splendid supper was
served, covers being laid for Sc. Miss
Ruch was presented with a bracelet
watch in appreciation OF her work
in connection with the order.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1916-03-25
RECEIVERS VOICE AFTER
THREE WEEKS SILENCE

The many friends Of Miss Minetta
Milbreth. daughter OF Mr.. and Mrs.
c. J. MiIoreth, n. Main St, will be
pleased 10 hear that she has re-
covered her voice and was able to
speak Friday afternoon. About
three weeks ago Miss Milbreth sud
denly lost her power Of speech Four
different physicians attended her.
Miss Milbreth is a student at the
local high school.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1916-03-25
SHOE REPAIRERS
INSTALL OFFICERS

A new and promising organlza-
ton Is that OF the shoe Repair
Association" which met al Joe
Brady's Shoe shop. $40 y. Main st.
Thursday evening.
II is composed OF local and South
Bend repairerS The new officers
were installed as follows: A. J. Mogel
president; Joe Brady. vice-president:
Thomas Bath. secretary; and Her
man Arndt, treasurer. After the
business session q smoker was en-
loved.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1916-03-25
LOCAL METHODISTS
GAIN SECOND PLACE
Win From South Bend in
Basket Ball Game Friday
Night.
NJ f. South Bend VI. f.

MlshawalSa VI r. South Bend VI. +.
LoVsI .s...-.----.. ..-.--.. Myers
Forwards
Roper ..-..-. Ranesford
Forwards
Eager ....-.-.-- ------.- Garfield
Centers.
Branstrator ...------... Whitthich
Guards.
kOnler ..s...--- -.... tOchtNltlty
Guards.
Substitutes Stebbins and Pelton.
Field baskets - Eager 10. Lowell 3.
Roper 2, Branstrator 3, Pelton l..
COchevieity 1. Free thrOws-Myers
8. Referee-Semeler.
In one OF the fastest games ever
played on a Mishawaka floor the
Methodist Episcopal church of this
city defeated the NJ. r. church Of
South Bend Friday night in the race
for second place by the score Of ~
20 3.
Eager was the star OF the evening.
netting 20 of Mishawaka's ~ points.
His opponent had no chance. as the
big fellow just "breezed along" drop
ping the ball I'm az his leisure. The
locals used seven men, all fresh, fast
players. BranstratOr was in old
time form. keeping the rooters on
edge by his sensational plays.
South Bend players were evidently
lost. or in bad luck. for their best
man, Cochevieity. could not locate
the basket Many a ball dished the
basket. wandered around the rim and
dropped out. Myers at guard play
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1916-03-25
FAREWELL FOR SONS
Party Given I'm Honor OF Roy and
Gland Kiefer.

A farewell surprise party was
given Wednesday by 8lr. and Mrs.
Charles E. Kiefer, one and half
miles east Of Woodland. for their
sons. Roy and Claude. The evening
was spent socially with games and
music and late in the evening a sup
per was served. Both sons will leave
soon for Montevista, Colo. for the
benefit OF their health. and on the
trip west intend stopping at Ne
braska for a visit with their cousin.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1916-03-25
KEEP YOUR SKIN CLEAR AND
HEALTHY.

There is only one way TO have a
clear. healthy complexion and that is
TO keep tho bowels active and regu-
lar. DR.. Kings New Life Pills Will
make your complexion healthy and
clear, move the bowels gently. slim
ulate the liver. cleanse the system
and purify the blood. A splendid
spring medicine. CSC az your Drug
giSt.-Aovt.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1916-03-25
HOSPITAL NOTES.

Mrs P, Ham.bright was removed
to her home Friday morning.
A. V. Lowell, who has been con-
fined to the hospital for the past
several weeks, was removed 10 his
home on w. jefferson St road Fri
day morning.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1916-03-25
SILVER TEA WEDNESDAY.

Mrs. W. E. Borley, rs y. Church
St, will entertain at a silver tea Wed
nesday afternoon from TO o'clock.
The finances realized will go TO the
fund of the Ladies' Aid society OF
the Presbyterian church. The pub
lie is cordially invited.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1916-03-25

Buy your -four at the North Side
Feed Store. We sell Diadem, Good
Luck. Lions Best, Clipper. Rye.
Graham and Buckwheat Flour. Also
corn meal. 1112 y. Main st. Home
phone SOC; Bell 10. Advt
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1916-03-25

cd consistent ball. holding his oppo-
nent 10 three baskets.
The teams were accompanied by
a large crowd OF roOters.
Mishawaka high viii meet Elk
hart high at the local gym tonight.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1916-03-25
I. ;. FLAG MADE IN JAPAN"

News-Times Special Service
GARY. Ind, March 24-Justics
Homer Ansley was periodically in
dignant last night when he lowered
the American aag which floats over
his office each day and found Made
IN Japan" stamped in one corner.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1916-03-25
InternatIOnal News Service

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MINERAL WELLS, Texas. March
24.-The White SoN left here todsy
to stage an exhibition game with
the college team at Georgetown.
Texas.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1916-03-25
MOTHER CRITICALLY III.

The Misses Grace, and Blanche
Meyer, have gone TO Cleveland, O.,
where they were called by the critic
al illness of their mother.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1916-03-25
IaternatIonal - -.

TAMPA. Fla. March 24.-Mgr.
Tinker OF the Cubs ordered the reg
ulars and colts out for nine innings
this afternoon. In a loosely PLAYED
game yesterday the cubs trimmed
team Of Cubans. 10 10 Il.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1916-03-25

Vincent Drummer has returned
from Arizona, where he spent the
past few months.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1916-03-25
DEATH OF RELATIVE.

Mr.. and Mrs. Charles d. Elloroy
OF south of NIishawaka have been
called TO New orleans, La, by the
death of the formers brother.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1916-03-25

Globe scratch feed at the North
Side Feed Store, 1112 n. Main st.
Home phone 500; Bell 10. Advt.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1916-03-25
International News servics:

DAYTONA, Fla. March IA
team OF the DODGERS LEFT here 20
play the Stetson university nine At
Deland The rest OF the PLAYERS
went through the usual practice.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1916-03-25
international News Service

MARLIN. Texas, March 24.-After
the game scheduled with the Tigers
this afternoon the Giants will break
camp and start the trip north.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1916-03-25

Get lime and sulphur solutions.
The Wesley Miller Flour & Feed Co.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1916-03-25
. SOUTHERN BASEBALL :


MACON. Ca, March -. - The
Yankee rockies are worrying today.
Five OF them have been sent 70 the
minors. More are scheduled 20 20.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1916-03-25

CHEWING GUAI-Best Kinds
FRESH ALWAXS-at-C oonley's.-
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1916-03-25

Buy your garden, field and flour
seeds at the North Side Feed Store
1112 y Main st. Home phone 500;
Bell 10. Advt
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1916-03-25

ONLY one 'BRONTO QUINTNE"
To get tho genuine. call for fun name
LAXATIVE BROMO GIMME. Loo 4
Tor signature or r. w. GROVE.
Cures a Cold in One Day. 25c.-Advt.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1916-03-25
FRIDAYS BOWLING AT TOLEDO.

In tne lnteTnauOnaI DOWIlng tOur-
nament at present in progress at
Toledo, O., the Mishawaka team
Friday, made the following scores in
the two-men events: w. Hoerts-
man, 1T6. $50, 176: z. c. Ellsasser,
1S7. 15C. III; total 1922. T. Far
mum. lis. 10. 156; J. W. McKeand.
%, Isl. 1S2; toal. $50.
Mrs. Horace Edsall. Z. 18th st. is
critically III.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1916-03-25
MISHAWAKA CLASSIFIED
WANT ADS

MISHAWAKA CLASSIFIED
WANT ADS
FOR RENTING furnished room
for light housekeeping. IA w.
Marion st. Home phone 742A.
wANTED-ReliabIe lady to care
for two children. Call Sunday at
906 e. sixth St Home phone 329.
TOR SAI,E-Rose combed brown
leghorns sos f. Second st.
FOR SALE - Cash or credit, 25
young horses and mares weighing
from 1000 TO 1900 pounds each.
Guaranteed as represented. Also
some brass mounted team h2rness.
Call at PA S. Main St, Mishawaka.
Home phone 1913.
FOR Eight-room house. 121
y. West St, after April 5. Call at
III \. West st. Home phone 533-B.
FOR SALE-Horse. wagon. harness
and surrey. c. L. Powell, 1915 Mar
EdEeL 81. nome DnOue 49,.
FARM FOR sALE-On Lincoln
highway. 90 acres Gravelly loan
Beautiful water front. st. Joe river.
Quarter mile to interurban stop.
Good fair buildings, and apple or
chard NJ A. Hover, 327 +. Ninth
ST. Mishawaka. Home phone B567.
FOR SALE-Nine room house and
lot at SO2 E. Third st. House
modern except furnace. W. A.
Kiser. owner Osceola. Bell phone
91S.
FOR SALE-weIl-bred bay mare:
weighs nearly 1900 pounds: six
years old. Call at 314 S Wells st.
WANTED-Plain sewing. Children's
clothes a speciality. Call Home
phone 612-A.
FORTY Excellent Alfalfa Hay
for sale. George w. Blair.
FOR SALE-TwO acre or four acre
tract with house east of Mish-
awake on street car line Fine for
city workman who wishes to live
! out and work in city. Easy terms.
| Address Owner. lock box 277, city.
SITUATION WANTED-Middle aged
lady with daughter 10 years old
desires position as housekeeper
while son is away at school. Address
&c, care News-Times.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1916-03-25

FOR SALE-Well-bred bay mare:
weighs nearly 1900 pounds; six
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1916-03-25

A Fine Collection of Photographs and Cartoons
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1916-03-25
Mrs. Horace Edsall. E. 18th st. i

critically i'll
The Birmingham age-herald., 1916-06-11
FREE,
MY DEAR PEGGY

Inever knew before how much time could T@S&N1 be spent details for wedding. It kf&s!M quires much time to do everything just MRWNN right and of bride wants EassNNM things off without hitch nvi /nY~~w@NzSRNN\
  ]
 girl friends who helped address p NEHI5MbNT %Al them made me feel very happy when they EY7HNVMR&N told that they the "smartest VMEN SHNXN~N. aons they had seen for M~(W IIHl N VE5A The big house of Roberts & |I|NR TW2k Son submitted whole books of charming KNIAI| IWFNI sample invitations to select from L/)IAI L6%N/IM and really Peggy, you'll know until kNw4YN MA4N/W get ready to be married what differ T7 GpWKV1 there is the style quality and work xII \M J %VI manShip of invitations ~S1EI 1lWYS (}70IJH In the first must decide whether IIV N// H want them engraved in 'Od English" m@MDI/}H Script or the shaded Roman, Ma8A&w q )| shaded Caxton engraving with the &M%wZ=JI)S bevel effects, this ~cAseg-.Z-SY o the other. Then, you have e-.~-~~ decided that you select the
 and the color the and envelopes whether white Obong far better reliable house like Roberts Son. than chances because they know what doing My invitations plain but elegant and the newest syI don't what call but has little line of border the Tom actually gravd him. groom gurehead wedding everybody all the attention bride Now
 ordered visiting the wedding name looks visiting with the tiny border that invitations ordered Toms then together and oh Peggy adore the they look Think Mr. and Mrs Thomas Wellington VanAyne Isn't that killing? needed yourself the wedding I'll take Mrs Hart the charming efficient saeady charge the Engraving Sales Roberts Son. who much service and she'll the latest and style
 Fondly thine,
 ANNE
The Birmingham age-herald., 1916-06-11

been dAh h Agt an d to hJ Editor AgeH dM Atramg tmoeNn
  Mt nd IT y Herald
Martinsburg W Va evening journal. [volume] (Martinsburg, W. Va.) 1913-1920, 1916-12-19

IN answer to hundreds OF inquiries,
We wish to say that Santa Clause will
not be at the Journal office this year.
Is has been his custom for several years
past. Instead, the Journal viii coop
crate with the Martinsburg Nest Of
Owls. and help make the Christmas tree
OF that order a great success.
The Owls Santa Claus will be at
FHomep.s Hall on Christmas night
6Honda#). when members Of that or
de- vi distribute useful presents to
no. oa.g The children, hut to che grown
eHs. Il TINS commondabIe work the
journal vii heartily cooperate with
Ge Owls aud VIII make q donation to-
Martinsburg W Va evening journal. [volume] (Martinsburg, W. Va.) 1913-1920, 1916-12-19
WeII-knoWn Priest Ordained "a
Years AGO Today.
HAS SPLENDID CAREER
I'M RICHMOND DIOCESE
Will Preach Christmas Morning
Same Sermon He Delivered
When He Celebrated Hid
First Mass Here In 1891.

Rev. Father William A. Mckeefry
rector of st Joseph's Catholic church
and one OF the most widely-knowp
priests of the Richmond diocese, 4
dqv observed the twenty-ilfth anr
vera0ry Of his ordination to the prize
heed. or silver jubilee, by saying II
mass at the church over which
preadoa. This was the only featuf
of This unusual occasion, SO far a
the actual anniversary was concern
ed but on Christmas morning thdV
event will be further observed by
Father McKeefry, who will celebrate
the high mass at $50. as he did hia
first mass on Christmas morning rs
years ago. and will deliver the SER
mon he preached upon that occasion.
In honor of the jubilee the choir will
sing the mass rendered by the choir
25 years ago. In most respects the
real celebration will be held Christ
mae day, although today is the actual
anniversary.
Father McKeefry has accomplished
a splendid work as priest of the
Richmond diocese, and his earnest
ness. sincerity and zeal have won for
him Il wide circle OF warm friends and
admirers all over the diocese. AL
though of modest disposition, and
n clergyman who devotes his entire
time and energies to the affairs OF his
own congregation his fine personality
and his successful work have endear-
ed him to practically all with VIII om
he has been brought into contact. As
II result, few priests Of the diocese are
better known, have more sincere
friends. or are held in higher esteem
than he.
Has Had Varied Career.
Born in County London Derry. Ira
land, September 2. 1866, he came to
American when a boy OF years. For
four years thereafter he resided In
Fredericksburg, Va. and In 1876 he
returned 10 ireland, coming to Mar.
fln8burg. where his elder brother.
REV. Father II. J. McKeefry, was rec
tor. in 1891. He entered St Johns
College, Maryland In 1882 and was
graduated in 1886. He then entered
upon his theological studies at st.
Mary's Seminary, Baltimore, and aft
er five years of close application to
his studies, was ordained to the priest
Martinsburg W Va evening journal. [volume] (Martinsburg, W. Va.) 1913-1920, 1916-12-19
This Is UnaIterabIe Attitude of
Commissioners.
VILLA LOOMING UP
AGAIN AS A FACTOR
Bandit Chief May Yet Have to
Be Reckoned With In Mexi-
can Affairs-State of Nut
my Among Garrison.
(ey international News serviee.)

(By international News SerViee.)
Philadelphia. Dee. 19-The exact
program the American section of the
Amcrican-Mexican commission will
insist must be followed was laid be
fore the entire commission in session
here today. Ii was learned that the
administration viii insist on these
points
Retention Of the American troops
in Mexico until there Is practical as.
mIance Of restoration Of order and
of American lives, rights
and property
Through protection OF the border
against bandit raids, such protection
to be- by Carrapzista troops and Amer
Irm soldiers. or by the latter alone.
THE right Of the American soldiers
80 cross the border in pursuit OF ban
dts on hot trails"
VIII Take Recess.
1t IL worry probable that today will
marE the end of the session Of the
commission until after the new year
luis Cabrera. chairman Of the Mex
lean section. has indicated his desire
to 20 to North Carolina for a short
time Oh private business, and the
members OF the American section are
dhsirous of being homo through the
Martinsburg W Va evening journal. [volume] (Martinsburg, W. Va.) 1913-1920, 1916-12-19
oydGeorge Kills Hope OF Peace In Europe In The Near Future


ward this worthy cause The mem
hers of the Martinsburg Nest of Owls
have taken entire charge of the work,
and the distribution will be entirely I'M
der their supervision. We feel sure
that the work will be we'll done, as it
will be in capable and energetic hands
The Journal is very much interested
in seeing this event result in 4 splendid
success, and will not only lend its ma
terial assistance, but aid in any other
manner possible. The committee in
charge Of Che work will be glad to learn
Of any cases where their help may be
needed to relieve distress at the Christ
mas de
Martinsburg W Va evening journal. [volume] (Martinsburg, W. Va.) 1913-1920, 1916-12-19

Candies at Minors All kinds thar
are pure
70 IS Up If L a MINOR
Martinsburg W Va evening journal. [volume] (Martinsburg, W. Va.) 1913-1920, 1916-12-19
WEATHER


Probably fair tonight and Wednesday,
not much change in temperature.
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fCONTNUTD ON PAGE SIX
Martinsburg W Va evening journal. [volume] (Martinsburg, W. Va.) 1913-1920, 1916-12-19

lc0NTINUTD . PACE SIN1
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1e0NrH#rED ~ PsGE eIeHT1
The Bridgeport evening farmer., 1916-07-29
LYRIC

Tonight the Bonville 6 Schoeneck stock musical comedy company will close their first week of g. long en- gagemont in the city with the final performance of 'TIie Yankee Prince' which has been proving a tremendous success before capacity audiences at the Lyric. Opening to a large audi ence Monday evening the revival of George M. Cehan's greatest Broadway success has achieved a greater success each evening,
 Francis x. Bushman and Beverly Bayne will be seen in the five-part Metro picture "A Million a Minuta'' at the Lyric tomorrow evening, two shows having been planned for its produetion.1 from 6 to and from 8 to 10 o'clock. "A Million A Minute" is two hours full of love and intrigue in a motion picture of the highest or der, two of the most successful fav-. erites taking the principal roles.
 Bonville & Schoeneck will open the
The Bridgeport evening farmer., 1916-07-29
PLAZA.

Much local interest is centered in the announcement that Bessie Barris- cale and William Desmond are to ap- pear at the Plaza the first half of the week in their latest Triangle produc- tion. '-The Payment" which has just been completed at the great western studios The Payment is said to be one of the, most forceful and ab- 'sorbing sex plays in which this won- derfully talented pair have yer ap- peared and local fans are much en- unused. The play is in five parts and well produced.
 Stranded" a five part Triangle play with DeWolf Hopper and Bessie Love" is the attraction at that popu- lar playhouse today. Stranded" is a romantic drama of more than or dinary attractiveness and Is drawing large hAuses atsevery preAe&R Rtion.
 The Four Aftkens, made HFof three male contortionists and a pretty roller skating girl, hold the headline posi- ton on the vaudeville sprogram while Belmont and Harl in songs and piano. 1ogue; Hopkins and Axtell in their Pullman travesty and Ward and Green holding forth with songs and acrobatic dances complete the attrac-
 Of course. sTIearts and Sparks" the latest Keystone, is shown thrice each day as we'll.
The Bridgeport evening farmer., 1916-07-29
which he has but returned.

which he has but returned.
 Picture lovers at the big Poh the atre are delighted with Miss Virginia Pearson who is now appearing in five sympathetic reels of woodland beauty In a romance entitled "A Tortured Heaft" This great photoplay displays a wonderful personality in Miss Pear sonsand will be seen today for thohast time.
 Champion hoop-rollers are Miller & Miller, whose dexterity is beyond the ordinary. The display is picturesque from the point of speed and color and made a distinct hit in this city.
 Fox 6 Ingraham, the man and wo- man whose success has been phenom- enal, offer odd bits of song and char acter, bringing with them a complete novelty of song hits. Their selections are far ahead of recent offerings in Bridgeport.
 For perfect grace in dancing, with the additional feature of unique cross fire is inherent in Cummings & Glad dings. a pair that show amidst Allan tic City scenes. This is one of the swiftest pair of dancers performing here or many months.
 The entire program at Polfs today should not be missed by vaudeville and photoplay lovers
The Bridgeport evening farmer., 1916-07-29
LITTLE BENNY'S NOTEBOOK
(By Lee Pape)
~@~~~.~~

This afternoon wen pop came home he took big yellow envelope out of his pocket. saying, The proof of the picture is in the envelope. And he took a red fotograff out of the envelope and handed it to ma, and ma looked at it, saying. O Willyum, what a nice looking man.
 My deer, spare my youthful bushes. sed pop. !.
 You, 7sed ma, you don't meen to say this is a picture of you.
 I'm the guilty guy. sed pop.
 Hee hee- hee hee, sed ma. laffing.
 You may hee hee till the cows come homo without disterbing my equanimitty, sed pop, you know the old saying, No man is an Apollo in his own country,
 But 1t duzzent look like you in the slitest, sed ma, it deliberately hides your bald spot, and it hasent got the Impression of your face or enything.
 The Photographer sed it was a soul- full picture, if you think my bald spot is more important than my sole, that's up to you, sed pop.
 Wat nonsense, wy you mite as well bring home pictdre of Dustin Far him and say it's you, sed ma
 I suppose you wood be satisfied with life size picture of my bald spot, woodent you? sed pop.
 You mite as well bring home a