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Spray courier. (Spray, Or.) 1???-19??, 1916-07-20

to me at times. Lydia E. Pinkham's
Vegetable Compound and Liver Pills re-
stored me to health and / want to thank
you for the good they have done me. l
have had quite bit Of trouble and
worry but it does not affect my youth
full looks. My friends say why do you
look SO young and well?' ] owe 1t all
TO the Lydia E. Pinkham remedies" I"
Mrs RoBT. SroPIEL, Moore Avenue,
Washington Park, Illinois.
We wish every woman who suffers
from female troubles, nervousness,
backeche or the blues could see the LETT
ters written by women made well by Ly-
ola E. Pinkham's 3 Vegetable Compound.
Hyou have any symptom about which
you would like to know write to the
Lydia E. Pinkham Medicine Co., Lynn,
Mass, for helpful advice given free OF
charge.
Spray courier. (Spray, Or.) 1???-19??, 1916-07-20

American men and women must
guard constantly against kidney trou-
Bile, because we eat too much and all
our food is rich. Our blood is filled
with uric acid which the kidneys
strive to filter out, they weaken from
oyerwork, become sluggish; the elm
inatiye tissues clog and the result is
kidney trouble, bladder weakness and
a general decline in health.
When your kidneys feel like Jumps
OF lead, when your back hurts or the
urine is cloudy, full of sediment, or
you are obliged to seek relief two or
three times during the night, when
you suffer with sick headache or dizzy
nervous spells, acid stomach, or you
have rheumatism when the weather
is bad, get from your druggist-"AN
URIC" Because Of uric acid In over
abundance in the system, backache
Spray courier. (Spray, Or.) 1???-19??, 1916-07-20
Shin IL Cars Fruit Daily.

Puyallup, Wash.--With more than
5000 berry pickers in the valley and
the berries ripening very fast, Presi-
dent W. H. Paulhamus, of the Fruit
Growers association, said that the
association will ship dozen cars OF
berries day for the coming week.
About 1000 pickers can still be used
in the valley, Mr.. Paulhamus esti-
mates. Ranchers in the vicinity of
Puyallup are in greater need Of pick
ers than are Sumner ranchers, because
most of the Puyallup berries are Ant
werps and Marlboros, and ripen much
faster than the Cuthberts.
Spray courier. (Spray, Or.) 1???-19??, 1916-07-20
How Della Manaaed.

A great deal of noise arose in the
nursery one morning. and since IL
gave no promise Of subsiding, Mrs
Odell hurried in that direction. She
found the baby bowling with might
and main and the new nursemaid sit
ing calmly by.
"Well, Della, this is a terrible
noise!" cried Mrs. Odell angrily
What is the matter? Can't you KEEP
the baby quiet?"
"Shure, num-" replied the girl, "but
can't keep him quiet unless | let him
make noise, num-"
Spray courier. (Spray, Or.) 1???-19??, 1916-07-20
Fathers TIp.

"Wish to marry my daughter, do
you? Take my advice, don't"
But why, sir?"
81 have noticed evidence of insanity
in her lately"
Good heavens! What evidence?"
"She says she wants to marry YOU"
Boston Transcript
Spray courier. (Spray, Or.) 1???-19??, 1916-07-20
If you Suffer from Backache, Lum-
bagO, Kidneys or Rheumatism,
Take Hot Water and "Anuric."

pains here and there, rheumatism,
gout, gravel, neuralgia and sciatica re.
suit 1t was DR.. Pierce who discovered
a new agent, called "Anuric" which
will throw out and eradicate this uric
acid from the system. DR.. Pierce be.
lieves "Anuric" to be 81 times more
potent than IIthia, and consequently
you need no longer fear muscular or
articular rheumatism or gout, or many
other diseases which are dependent
on an.accumulation of uric acid within
the body. Send DR.. Pierce, Invalids'
Hotel, Buffalo, N. Y, 10c. for trial
package or $1.00 for full treatment
"Anuric."
DR.. Pierce's reputation Is back of
this medicine and you know that his
Pleasant Pellets" for the liver and
his ''Favorite Prescription" for the ills
of women have had splendid reputa-
tion for the past 80 years.
Spray courier. (Spray, Or.) 1???-19??, 1916-07-20
Secret Worth Buying.

Mr.. Rounder Cat police station) -
Can I see the burglar who was arrest
ed for breaking into my house last
night?
Chief (hesitatingly)-Well, l don't
know. What do you want TO see him
about?
Rounder@Oh, there's nothing secret
about it l just want TO find out how
he managed to get into the house with
out waking my wife.-Boston Trans
cript-
Spray courier. (Spray, Or.) 1???-19??, 1916-07-20
Maintaining Discipline.

discipline" said government OF.
ficial at a dinner in Washington. ma
val discipline must be maintained at
all cost.
"They tell story to illustrate this.
"A naval officer said 10 seaman:
"What idiot told you TO dump that
pile OF dunnage there?'
"It was the captain, SIR the sailor
answered.
"Humph! said the officer. Let 1t
remain there, then, and take IL hours
In irons, my man, for calling the cap
tain an idiot ''-Washington Star.
Spray courier. (Spray, Or.) 1???-19??, 1916-07-20
Cook Would Stay Awhile.

John, are you sure it is safe on this
yacht?"
"Yes, my love-"
"And you know how to sail TT"
"My sailing master does"
"How long will it take US to CROSSE"
"About two weeks"
ooh, dear. There's SO much to wor-
ry about on yacht"
There's one thing that needn't
cause you any worry"
whats that?"
"The cook can't leave until we get
to port. Brooklyn Citizen.
Spray courier. (Spray, Or.) 1???-19??, 1916-07-20
| owe
MY HEALTH
To Lydia E. Pinkham's Veg.
etable Compound.
Washington Park, Ill 81 am the
mother of four children and have suf-

Tered with female
trouble, backache,
nervous spells and
the blues. My chill
dren's loud talking
and romping would
make me 30 nervous
/ could just tear
everything to pieces
and | would ache all
over and feel so sick
that / would n OF
want anyone to talk
Spray courier. (Spray, Or.) 1???-19??, 1916-07-20
Adjustable Mathematics.

Figures prove"-began the stats
tical expert.
"Wait minute" interrupted Sena'
tor Sorghum. "You tell me what ques
ton you are discussing and which
side OF It you are on and I'll tell you
without the trouble of going through
the calculation, just about what your
figures are going to prove. WASH
ington Star
Spray courier. (Spray, Or.) 1???-19??, 1916-07-20
UmatilIa Crop Promising.

UmatIIla Crop Promising.
Pendleton, Or. - With harvest In
Umatilla county week or two late,
predictions are that much larger crop
will be harvested than was expected a
short time ago. The cold spring was q
great hindrance to growing grain, but
recent rains, followed by warm days
have brought out the crops wonder
fully, especially in the lighter grain
sections. Wheat and barley are ripen-
ing rapidly. Usually cutting begins in
most Of the wheat sections shortly af-
ter July 10, but it is reported little
will be cut this year before August /.
Spray courier. (Spray, Or.) 1???-19??, 1916-07-20

The late James J. Hill, the railroad
king, was a man OF buoyant optimism.
Failure" he once said I'm an ad-
dress to railway men, failures are al.
ways pessimists. Successes, On the
other hand, are optimists. Which ia
Tight?"
He paused, then added:
Its easier to slip down hill than to
climb up. but the view, remember, is
at the top"
Spray courier. (Spray, Or.) 1???-19??, 1916-07-20

They were s5tEing in secluded cor
rer og the Fsr1n6sa- Fur kong time
reSher Of rhzrx ka5 zrCksn- Su22enlE
he tnek her EtEs h2z9 In kk& HIS
Voice was eh0ke1 wIrA s-u1ea51 II es
said
DO TuU think T1sz could ever Learn
70 love a mzz
Yes" she EnEeEruEtsd IN scts
whisper. Bring on Fcg- rza1- New
York World
Spray courier. (Spray, Or.) 1???-19??, 1916-07-20
Roseburg shipplng Sheep.

Roseburg, Or. - More than 1000
sheep were brought here Sunday by
George Kohlhagen, preparatory to be-
ing shipped to the San Francisco mar
kets. As many more were shipped to
California Saturday by Pelton & Selec-
mann, local livestock buyers.
Spray courier. (Spray, Or.) 1???-19??, 1916-07-20
Hay Harvest Starts on Coast.

Marshfeld, Or. Haying season,
which comes later on the Coast than
elsewhere in Oregon, is in full swing
and the crop is abundant. The ranch
ers on Coos river have been busy with
their moving machines for the past
week, and the Coquille valley FARMERS
are also harvesting their hay. Many
Coos county stockraisers depend upon
corn ensilage rather than hay and that
crop will be gathered later In the year.
Spray courier. (Spray, Or.) 1???-19??, 1916-07-20
Sometimes Apply II Lightly.

For cuts, burns, scalds, sores and
open wounds always apply Hanford's
Balsam lightly, but be sure that 1t
covers and gets to the bottom OF the
wound. A few light applications are
generally all that is needed to heal
this class of difficulties. Adv.
Spray courier. (Spray, Or.) 1???-19??, 1916-07-20
His Retort.

II wish you were more like Mr.
Brown. He gives his wife everything
she asks for
perhaps / could be If you were
more like Mrs. Brown anG didn't ask
for everything in sight. Detroit Free
Press.
Spray courier. (Spray, Or.) 1???-19??, 1916-07-20
An Accountant.

'Why do you call Bliggins an expert
accountant"
Because of his assumptions of ex-
traordinary wisdom. There isn't any
phenomenon in the universe that he
doesn't assume to be able to account
or."-Washington Star
Spray courier. (Spray, Or.) 1???-19??, 1916-07-20
Knew Her Wavs.

well, must be going, old man.
I've an appointment to meet my wife"
"She probably won't be there"
"Oh, she will, Just about I'm two
hours late. Boston Transcript.
Spray courier. (Spray, Or.) 1???-19??, 1916-07-20

The market value Of "silk" socks
manufactured from sawdust in the
United States during 1915 was equal
to the total appropriation for admin.
istering the national forests.
Spray courier. (Spray, Or.) 1???-19??, 1916-07-20
Defined.

Defined.
"Pa, what's the difference between
n patriot and jingo?"
"a patriot, my son, Is one whose
bosom swells with pride Of his coun-
try while In lingo the swelling ap-
pears In his head. Boston Trans
cript
Spray courier. (Spray, Or.) 1???-19??, 1916-07-20
Aiming High, But Surely.

The new night watchman at the col
lege had noticed some one using the
big telescope. Just then star fell
"Begorra," said the watchman, that
fellow sure is crack shot!"-Wind-
sor Magazine.
Spray courier. (Spray, Or.) 1???-19??, 1916-07-20

DR.. Pierce's Peasant Pellets are the
original little liver pIIls put Ep 40 years
ago. They regulate liver ard bowels
Spray courier. (Spray, Or.) 1???-19??, 1916-07-20
FISK TEACHERS AGENCY.

Teachers for all kinds of teaching positions.
Prompt replies to all inquiries We furnish the
best teachers for all positions. Send address and
we will mail you full particulars. J. N. ELLIOTT.
5la Journal Bldg. Portland. Oregon.
Spray courier. (Spray, Or.) 1???-19??, 1916-07-20

Pneumonia? Apply Hanford's Bal
sam. Rub 1t on and rub It in thorough
ly, until the skin is irritated. Adv.
Spray courier. (Spray, Or.) 1???-19??, 1916-07-20

For frostbites use Hanford's Bal.
sam. ADV.
The Pageland journal. [volume] (Pageland, S.C.) 1911-1978, 1916-01-05
A Beauty Talk
Progressive Farmer

Progressive Farmer
Garry yourself iauntily. If
your chest is expanded, your
lungs inflated, your shoulders
will be thrown back and your
head will be erect. In spite of
yourself you will look like a
happy, prosperous person, peo-
pies faces will brighten at the
sight of you and you will reflect
their spirits.
l am talking to you, you
mother of so. "A woman is as
old as she feels" is certainly true.
Take this to heart. Woman
who used to be old at 60 are
young today because they have
broadened their lives and their
interests and are determined to
feel young.
I am talking to you, you
sweet girl of l6. Did you ever
read the mournful tale of the
love-lorn, disappointed maiden
who dropped and died ''of a de-
cline," all for a man that was
too no account to wipe her feet
on? Well, she literally did that
thing. She was disappointed,
her head dropped, so did her
shoulders and the lungs were de-
prived of their space and be-
came enfeebled. and in time the
germs of consumption and pneu-
monia found a congenial abid-
ing place. Round shoulders in
children are sometimes the re-
suit of wrong postures in school.
Take cane or broom handle,
place it under the arms behind
your back, bringing the shoulders
low. Do this as often as pos
sible when sitting or reading or
walking and you will be sur
prised how soon you get the
habit of keeping your shoulders
blades in place.
The Pageland journal. [volume] (Pageland, S.C.) 1911-1978, 1916-01-05

Everybody needs Underwear
Mungo Bros. sell the warm kind
The Pageland journal. [volume] (Pageland, S.C.) 1911-1978, 1916-01-05

Chesterfield county is one of
the four counties in the state in
which every school district has
voted a special school tax. This
speaks we'll for the county. 1t
shows that the people are de-
termined to have schools and
educate their children. "rhe
l,oor county" is yet to rank as
,one of the very foremost coun-
Ties CT the state in intelligence,
thrift and general prosperity. In
no other section of the state, per.
haps, has there heen the progress
made by Chesterfield county
curing the past ten years. and in
TO section of the county has this
been more noticeable than in
The section surrounding Page
l:.nd.
The Pageland journal. [volume] (Pageland, S.C.) 1911-1978, 1916-01-05
McBEE ITEMS

Mr.. and Mrs. D. T. Yarbroueh
of Bethune were in town Friday.
Mr.. Roy Smith of Patrick
spent Sunday In town.
Miss Mollie Raley of Jeffe rson.
spent Saturday night and Sun
day with her cousins, Misses
Myrtle and Mabel Roley.
Miss Jaunlta Sowell of Mon.
roe is the guest of relatives here.
Miss Mamie Lilies of Route /.
is the guest of her aunt, Mrs ].
G.. Grant.
M. M. Johnson of Jefferson
was in town Friday afternoon.
Sheriff Douglas of Chester
field was in town Friday.
Mr.. and Mrs. Adger King and
children spent the holidays with
relatives at Stokes Bridge.
Miss Mamie Hough of Camden
is the guest of Miss Agnes Evans
this week.
Mr.. Hampton Burch and
family of Ruby visited Mr.. and
Mrs. J. E. Middleton Sunday.
The Friends of Mr.. and Mrs.
G. F. Cauthen, were sorry to
hear of the death of the latter S
father Rev. ]. G. Crouch which
occurred Saturday night at his
home in Charleston.
Mr.. ]. G. Blackwell of Page.
land was in town last week.
Mr.. L. P. Davidson of Patricl,
w as in town Wednesday.
The Pageland journal. [volume] (Pageland, S.C.) 1911-1978, 1916-01-05

Alden, the place to which Rob.
ert Ney McNeely had started to
begin his work as consul is a
peninsula and town near the
southwestern end of Arabia, con-
nected with the mainland by a
n lrrow sandy isthmus. In a
broader sense the name includes
the whole British territory in
that part of Arabia comprising
tie peninsula and isthmus and a
rarrow strip of land along the
coast, making total of about IS
square miles. The peninsula is
of volcanic origin, and the town
is built in the crater of the old
Volcano. Rain is so scarce that
no cultivated crops can be grown
Water is obtained from wells in
the crater and from the hills.
Ii was captured by the British
in 1889. The population In 1901
Nas nearly 1900,
The Pageland journal. [volume] (Pageland, S.C.) 1911-1978, 1916-01-05
Lode Miller Did Tote the Nail

Lode Miller Did Tote the Maj! Maj!
Last week the Journal asked
for testimony from citizens OF
this section that Lode Miller
used to tote the mail from Teffer-
son to Monroe and return on
foot in a day. The witnesses
have not been hard to find.
Arthur Knight says his father
often told of Lode's daily trips
to Monroe, saying that he would
pass in the mornings about the
time the children were going to
school, and return about the
time they were going home in
the afternoon.
Walter Gulledge says Lode
carried the mail. And further
that he cut four cords of wood
for him in a day and was home
before night.
Mr.. and Mrs. Peter Candy say
they lived with Maj. Miller at
the time Lode carried the mail
and that there is no doubt about
it. They knew Lode like a
book and said he could without
a doubt do more work than any
human they ever saw. He could
cut from the stump and split $50
rails in day without half try
ing. They speak well of Lode,
saying he was honest and
humble.
MIR. ]. NJ. Clark says he knows
1t to be a fact that Lode carried
the mail. and that he could cut
more saw logs in a day than any
man he ever saw.
Ii seems that there were Just
two postoffices between Jeffer-
son and Monroe. one just north
of the Fox place and one at the
Carelock place on Lanes Creek.
If BeasIey of the Monroe
Journal wants still further proof
of Lode's wonderful feats, he can
find scores of them around Jef,
ferson where Lode lived.
The Pageland journal. [volume] (Pageland, S.C.) 1911-1978, 1916-01-05

1t is the opinion of the writer
that the telephone lines in this
section need a little attention.
The lines are down in places,
hanging to limbs and small posts
in others and very loose IN many
places where the posts are stand
ing. A little attention would
help.
The Pageland journal. [volume] (Pageland, S.C.) 1911-1978, 1916-01-05

The Christmas holidays pass.
ed very quitelv in this section,
Notwithstanding the fact that a
good supply of bug juice was
ordered. 1t can be safely said,
we believe, that there was less
drunkenness and disorder than
at any holiday season within the
memory of the younger gener-
alton. Prohibition does not
prohibit, perhaps, but it does
help.
The Pageland journal. [volume] (Pageland, S.C.) 1911-1978, 1916-01-05

The time of the year for pro.
perty owners in this State to
come forward and swear falsely
has arrived. Read carefully the
small print at the bottom of the
sheet before you sigu it and
hand it to the auditor. If the
the same kind of blanks is used
you will see that there is a
clause which says you have re.
Turned your property at its
market value. No man does
this. In fact, the law doesn't re-
Quire it. Why have that lie in
every mans list of taxable
,l3yQRe4ty?
The Pageland journal. [volume] (Pageland, S.C.) 1911-1978, 1916-01-05
ODD HARMONY.

sleeping in the open air is no
longer experimental"
'Yet, strange to say, it is both
tried and tentative"
The Pageland journal. [volume] (Pageland, S.C.) 1911-1978, 1916-01-05
AN ARMED PEACE.

"1 haven't heard Nexdore and hit
wife quarreling for several days"
"No; they're not on speaking
terms just now."-Boston Evening
Transcript.
The Pageland journal. [volume] (Pageland, S.C.) 1911-1978, 1916-01-05
THAT SUFFIcED.

'The doctor says I must get away
for my nerves"
"Did he see your tongue?"
"No, but he heard my wife's."
The Pageland journal. [volume] (Pageland, S.C.) 1911-1978, 1916-01-05
THE BACHELORS BUTT.IN.

"Getting married is like begin.
ming beautiful story"
eyes, but one which cannot pos.
sibly have a happy ending"
The Pageland journal. [volume] (Pageland, S.C.) 1911-1978, 1916-01-05
elan@ IS as free of factional.
any town in the State.

~. laKls .is1s -s.:ts*Anscet airiscsrs
4 contradiction. The an
& Election of officers stirs up
pfc, and the voters quietly,
fully and fearIessly walk
b the ballot box and register
their choice of men for the
towns officials. Then the count
is announced and the men re
turn to their work with the same
kind feelings for their fellows
which they had before. There
Is nothing better in town. man
agement than harmony.
The Pageland journal. [volume] (Pageland, S.C.) 1911-1978, 1916-01-05
ACCOUNTING FOR ir.

II wonder why BARRIERS are gen.
orally such sociable men,"
\ Il suppose it is because they find
it so easy to scrann -<..aii,1tance."
Evening public ledger. [volume] (Philadelphia [Pa.]) 1914-1942, 1916-11-20
All Credit Should Go to Brown for Victory

DROWN
- Of the credit
o
$ II
3
a 9th
De
left
arose eandch heeredh him to eecho.
Evening public ledger. [volume] (Philadelphia [Pa.]) 1914-1942, 1916-11-20
MOTORCYCLE RACES
ON THANKSGIVING
Jack Roden Will Stage Several
Events at Point Breeze
Motordrome

Motorcycle racing fans will have the
last opportunity OF the season to SEQ their
favorlte sport on Thanksgiving Day after
noon. when Jack Roden the veteran sport
promoter, will hold n Sports Carnival" at
Point Breeze Motordrome track.
Manager Roden has arranged series
Of events which will last all day, and wind
up with the motorcycle races in the after
noon. In the morning the Point Breeze
Gun club will offer cash prizes for num-
ber Of fve-brd matches. open to all. Some
Of these will be handicap events. but the
main event will be n twenty-five bird
sweepstake.
In the afternoon the principal event
I'm the motorcycle contests will be ten
mile match between Daredevil Ray FeditZ,
Speed Vanderberry, Billy Armstrong the
Flying Wizard, who holds the track rec
ord of 30 4-5 seconds for the mile and
Jack Heating the Western demon, who
makes his first appearance here. Besides
this event there will be flfteen-mile pro-
fessional race. n 6l no-port race, an eight
mile Point Breeze Sweepstake and race
at an unknown distance, and n one and
three mile bicycle race. both handcaps.
Another event which is seldom seen in
this vicinity will be tho meeting of those
two old rival Irish hurling teams. the
Emmett a. A., and the Cork Hurting Team.
These are the two best teams In the New
York Gaelic League. and they will play
for a purse of $50 and n side bet OF 500
each.
Evening public ledger. [volume] (Philadelphia [Pa.]) 1914-1942, 1916-11-20

DOOR and absent.minded judgment by
the schedule committee on the Inter
scholastic League campaign may TOD South
Philadelphia High School OF the Ellis G'm>
bel Trophy and the 1915 gridiron cham
pionship. Germantown High School under
dog In the race this season, and, with south
Philiy. making its debut In the tltular tour
ney, was placed on all others but the South
wark eleven's schedule.
Central High. Northeast High and West
Philadelphia High found Germantown High
easy game, with the result that each was
credited with a league victory. on the
other hand South Philly proved the dark
horse Of the race. defeating Central and
West Phlly and playing tie with North
east Now II Germantown had been OPP
posed it's dollars to doughnuts that the
Southwark combination would have Its third
victory of the championship campaign.
Would Be Leading
In this event. South Philadelphia would
have been making pace in the circuit, lead
ing the Archives by full game. and IL
would be necessary for Northeast to defeat
the West Phlllies this week in order to even
UP the standing with Coach Johnston's
eleven. AS tho case Is now, Northeast and
South Philly are tied. two victories each
and one tie. The South Phils have no more
league games to play: Northeast has one
more. that with the Speedboys. a win for
the Archives over West Phil Will give the
former the championship
While this Is true, looking over statistics
of the seasons race will show that South
Phlly, like Northeast, has not been either
defeated or scored on. Then why should
Coach Frank Johnson's team be classed
superior to Coach Dean Johnstons eleven
II Northeast beats West Philly this week?
Post Season Game
To be fair with South Philadelphia High
It would be necessary to allow the South
wark team play n post-season game with
Germantown High. The result of a South
Philly. Germantown contest virtually would
be a downtown victory that's true: yet this
would be the only legitimate means to give
South Philadelphia an even chance for the
laurels.
1t really seems as II an injustice is being
done Coach Johnston and the downtown
Red and Black. Since the beginning of
South Philadelphia High athletic competi.
ton this is the first season that a winning
football eleven is representing the school,
From the outset the showing of South
Philly has been little short of sensational
and very surprising. After Frankford High
School took a fall out of Central High
School. the South Phils ambled along and
beat Frankford. Then to prove that this
victory was no fluke. the downtowners also
wRloped the Crimson and Gold. This was
the first league conquest of the season for
ever scored by South Philly over Central.
Ties Archives
Then Northeast was the party of the sec.
ond part. Again Old Man Dope got a
hefty shaking over the Goals. South Philly
didn't win; but neither did Northeast. The
result was u 90 tie While Coach John