Arizona republican., 1916-09-03
For Sale Miscellaneous
A DIRTY TRICK

brought before his master, and ad- monished as follows: "Zacceus, Gle was titled this for his aptitude in tree climbing) 1 really believe that the Lord placed you here simply Tn preparation for your heavenly deput' and were l you, l should arrange matters to shuffle off this mortal coil, and don my eternal wings, "Massa, Tse been done thinking or that. but somehow I don't get de courage to try it." "Oh! P'shaW!-l tell you what you do; This evening go out to the cemetery, look over and se- lect a beautiful lot and headstone, all of which I shall donate. and then re- port to me. Perfectly elated at the thought of having a marble monu- ment, and being placed in halloWed grounds. Zacceus enthusiastically he'd to his promised future home and be- gan his mournful jealous task of se- lecting ground and monument. As ne surveyed with great satisfaction, the massive structures carved with sculp- tured statues representing the NlFglil' and other conceptions of mans ln- Ventive brain, he was suddenly horrl- fled at the echo of screechlng horh' and the formidable appearance or moving figure clothed in robes or white For de love of de LaWd, stuttered Zach, what do-you-Want In tones to make his blood run chlll the Destroyer (forcing stentorian ac- cents answered,-'I am Gabriel, sent for you, and that blast which eminat- ed from my gilded horn (pure tin( IS the last that those dropping ears shall ever hear."-"Oh! Meester Gabriel stammered Zach don take me away, is not properly prepared, and l spec to marry soon, following Whlch I strictly promise to raise dose comm niggers right in de church, on down right Christian Doctrines. Zach, you are a noted liar, a villaniOus thief, a 'aZy good for nothing dolt. and were better off the face of earth, but, one more chance will be given you. pro- vided you swear to reform; -l do! I do! Lord Gabriel I sho do, and will bless you forever. '-'The gate of this cemetery is there-l will give you a ten foot start, and if you pass that gate before 1 get you, you are a free nigger.-Now go! No second ad- monition needed Zach, who struck out with a sprint, which would credit an athlete. Gabe who intended to nao him at the portal, was a close second, but met the exact fate of Tom when the witches followed whose
 
 across the fresh and hale. but left behind her ane grey tail" Zach cleared the line, but the merciless grasp of his pursuer fell on his coat collar peeling that garment complete from it's wearer. Zach, now wholly breathless and frightened to that de- gree which caused his curls to straighten and raise, stopped to look back, and to his great astonishment, disgust and horror, viewed the tor mentor, supposed to be Gabriel, but who in reality was only one of his color, sent by his master to work this stunt. Doubling his fist and lowering 1 his forehead, Zach groaned-"Oh, you dirty disgraceful, purified, black nig- ger you got nah cote, and you fooled me destractedly but as suah as dat | big moon rolls above, I'll get you'ah Goat and your Life" Following this i Zach shuffIed homeward mumbling ! "I ought to have known that D%- miserable skunk was no spirit, but he 1 suah fooled me and fooled me bad. l This train load of goods are on sale now and you take quick advantage of | the prices.
 Cash registers, s2O and $25. | Remington typewriters, s12.50 | Dining tables. $12.00.
 | Dangler gas ranges S25.O0.
 Plain gas ranges, $500 to 5000. 1 Wood and coal ranges $10.00 to $25 Wood and coal stoves, $4 to sl2
 New electric carpet sweeper, YS.O0' | Check punch. S4.00. Saw frame and four sizes saws $6.0t | Elegant dry washer, $3.OO. | Iron wheel barroWs, S4.00.
 Hanging electric fans. with electric lights or without, $12.00. ,l Long and short handled shovels Toe These are brand new.
 New single jacks and dagoes, cheap A large supply of bolts.
 Electric shades and hang lamps.
 The largest supply of books II
 Phoenix.
 Histories. Encyclopedias. novels Mark Twain's complete works.
 Singer drop head machines, $12.09
 Box machines S5 and $G. Singer upholsterers' machine, $l50o
 Tvpewriters desks. beauties. $l4O1 Filing cabinets, just lovely witi
 desk in few drawers or many; an.
 kind you want,
 I, Book cases in oak and mahogany. Rirdseye maple wardrobe, $2eoo. Rirdeeye, mahogany, oak, ash. O . any dresser or dining table you want
  5 feet darlings for S10 to SEQ Couches run from s3.50 to s4-5O. . Mattresses $2.00 to $500. II Iron bedsteads, S1.50 to $S00. - Cotton mattresses, $2.00 to $500 10
 new. o
 Floss mattresses, 5000 to $500 fl Cots in canvas iron, wood, S2.0O ut Elegant buffets, and sideboard 2 cheap.
 Cheap dressers are $5 to $750. Il Only 80 rockers 10 choose from Dining chairs, leather, $2.25. : Fine Davenport, $16.O0. I Apiece parlor set, new upholstere 9 in leather. S22.5O.
 ; Oak desks 8 and 10 feet, $16.O0. 9 Roll top desks $f5 up. l Morris chairs, s3.50 up. Folding chairs, 65c. . 2-seated surrey Gone horse) $25.. Can fit up a restaurant or store l f counters, large mirrors. side and dis : play shelves. tables, stools, and 6-foo
 Montague range, cameras and kodak:
 lguns, guitars, fiddles, mandolin' :. flutes, claironets, tools, crockery, an
 every conceivable thing wanted. Hay II cheap saddle and pack saddle. |, Tents and tarpolins, cheap. A new gents wardrobe in polishe z oak, with drawers and glass. cost $5' U price $20.
 Show cases, both counter. floor an n table.
 i; Also 1O-foot glass sliding door ,, shelving.
 f Some cheap rugs, very pretty. 3 makes of spring counter scale cost $S5-$25. Also candy scale. s6.0 !. 2 sizes counter coffee grinder fA<t