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The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1916-04-03

At th, regular meeting of the city
'" mel. hold saturday evening 90 site
was sole. Tod fHr fu. proposed UeS city
iilt. ana N'fuI' fuv end OF fh. month
Do l- expected that work will have bee
-in con- raz.ug the buildings which now
n' iIL'- ih' site. Ih. steward and
"''uN property 90 The corner or Firm
aNu Walnut streets was selected aud
hu ordinance Wt- presented SATURDAY
'f' ults giving the director OF service
%. power fu enter into a contract FOR
fh' rrHpertN. Tho rules requiring three
readings wa suspended ana fh, urdIu-
Hnr' was passed without a dissenting
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1916-04-03

Miss Goldie Murphy. Of Union street
vas badly injured Saturday Afternoon.
when she was struck hN an automobile
owned by Tom Rocco. Of Fairnoint. The
accident occurred a Thirty-hrst and
Guernesy streets. The automobile waS
running south on Guernsey. and while
being driven around the corner. some
thing Eot wrong with the steering gear.
The machine ran onto the sidewalk alOug
which Miss Murphy was walking. strik-
ing her and throwing her TO the ground
She Was picked up and taken To Tho
home 81 William McCready nearby
where she was attended by Or. =. ).
Wright. Later she was removed 20 her
home. The machine was badly damaged
and was taken 10 a local garage Cor re-
pairs
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1916-04-03
cOoh witharaws From Race.

'"untN Democratic Chairman John L.
Nvlan received word here to-day that
1.orge Cook. Esq. OF Martins Ferry.
Wh" entered the race against him for
d'l'Eatc 10 tho Democratic National
Invention from this district. had with
dtaWn from the race. leaving Nolan and
samuel bickcrson. OF Cadiz. "a clear field.
~ Is Understood that MIR. Cook was
ntought INTO the race by 4 y Me-
S"mhs, Of 'adiz. in AN effort to defeat
N"lan, With his withdrawal there is
no night on in this district among the
Democrats
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1916-04-03
Must Stop spoouing.

Mayor McMaStcr to-day ISSUED an or
c'r To the police department to break
w ~nooning parties" az local school
'ulinlhE~ al night. According TO COM
plants registered by citizens who say
ih'E nave been annoyed. young men and
women gather nightly about tho build
ihsN, spoon and gigglr until "a late
H'"i. disturbing their rest. The SAM.
A'uhE folks ar also charged with deco
fstlng The school premises with empty
beer hotties
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1916-04-03

r-,-.-.
i 49, , It W g. mrra of rArur-r discover, .f
% '' instance here otter that So iirsE, A.
.tor time suffered a.,,.-.
''f gr 90 ah tue- during t.e ia, urhtl and trs
N"d caused
h board III D.-t.r
Nl'f. 5000 '".fsr tod
ri other kinnv incidence -taI. NJ
uf Only vanfII
NoTE Experiments Dr. Ferrs's ,.,r.
hat Auuuc' potent than f,a
The rlea ''' 500
ask 4r.,gs or ,,.s D. y,. %, 4, .
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1916-04-03
should No, Feel pi.eov-so.s

So many people troubled with iu-
Digestion and constipation have bees.
benefited Dos taking Chamberlain. IS
Tablets that mo- ono should feel dis
couraEed who have not given them a
trial They contain no prp.ir or other
digestive ferm,nt- but strengthen th,
stomach and enable 90 fo perform its
functions naturally ObUaiuab,s e,sry.
where ADV
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1916-04-03
MARTINS FERRY

Martins Ferry substitution for the
sale Of Bessemer Steel Document Boxes
for 4e cents and a single clipped eou-
pom has been established by The In
telligencer at
sommERs' CONFECTIONERY,
10 South Fifth ST.
limited supply Of the Document
Boxes now on hand. First come first
served.
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1916-04-03
fined for Cruelty.

Earl Davis. Of Bergholz. was nned SIS
ana costs by Justice LAWYER here to-day
Tor cruelty to "A dog. Davis pleaded
suiltA To placing sulphide ~ carbon on
INC canine. causing 10 intenss suffering.
iils arrest was brought about through
Complaint 10 the humane Authorities.
several other young men engaged in the.
same practice at Bcrgholz arc TO be
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1916-04-03

I''T'T = IIHEE"TIN- I|WDITaf- to-day
succeeded q. ". Dean. Republican. a.
postmaster at Mingo Junction Mr..
fagk"rty won tho place after ON. az M,
interest tEhis ia the history Of Icft~r-
son county having the county Demo
cratic organization arraNsd against him
ne night was carried Co tho VERY stems
or ih' White House. hut with tls aid
OF 'N-' "ngr'S~WaU ". r. Francis. Of
Martins Ferry, he won out and received
nus commission to-day. 70. is well qus1-
lt'd Tor the place. and hts many friends
Mi~n MIN successful administration.
ltc has named He his assistants VIII
Jam i'ol"r and Miss Flora Lawlcr.
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1916-04-03
Ministers 20 Meet.

The April meeting Of the Bellairo
Ministerial Association will be- held this
morning az the Christian church ON
North Belmont street Rev. >. L.
StoupS. pastor 81 IN. Rock Hlll Pres
byterian church viii read paper. us
ing for his subject. Country Church
Problems"
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1916-04-03
BRIDGEPORT


Aftcr being closed sine. last Friday
the local mines Will resume operation
This mOrning Iu fuli. the nirt. closed
Friday on account uf the miners cello
hrHflrE the anniversary of the eight ruur
Jaw saturday. Tho aut.dIHfrIrf Officials
gave talks iu several places
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1916-04-03
To Entertain Bible Glass.

Mrs Edwin Brann,n will entertain
the members Of the Peter Gordon bible
class OF the First NJ. T.. Sunday school
this evening at her home on Franklin
street, a program Will be- carried out
followed by social session. Mrs. Al
bert Grafton will assist the hostess in
sufgrtaiulpg
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1916-04-03
ARE PUT ON SALE AT
ABOUT ONE-HALF
THEIR VALUE
SOME PLAYER PIANOS
IN THE LOT
AND WILL BE SOLD ON
SMALL PAYMENTS
WITHOUT IN
TEREST

Once more we find il nee
essary to dispose of a large
number of good used hand
playing and player-pianos
that have been turned over
to us in exchange for Auto
pianos and Kurtzmann play
ers. These pianos in many
instances are as good as new
and were only traded to us
for the reason that there was
no one to play them and the
player-pianos offered means
for making the finest music
in the home at once and with
out practice. There are six
or eight player-pianos in the
lot. All i'll good condition and
play the late eighty-eight-
note music. While these are
not the most modern and up
to-date Instruments, they
play beautifully and would
be a source of great pleasure
to the family that don't feel
they can afford a new Auto
piano.
.. Special attention is called
to II fine Mahogany Case
Merrill upright piano. This
piano has had the best of
care, shows no appreciable
wear and contains MANY
years of usefulness. This pi-
ano cost, when new. over
800, and will be sold for
$125 on small monthly pay
ments.
Another good buy is a big
Mahogany Stodart. + his
case is not as good as the
Merrill, but it has a good big
sweet mellow tone. and all
you have 10 pay for this
piano is S9j. You couldn't
ask for much better price on
good piano in good condi-
ton.
One Of the playcr-pianos
that is advertised is i'm wal
nut case. The piano alone is
worth more than the price
asked and YOU get the play
ing device for not hing.
Eighteen rolls Of music and
a membership boo our music
roll exchange library goes
with every one Of these used
players, the same 49, If You
bought a braud-ucw Auto
| piano at 500.
II would take % whole
page Of this newspaper 10 de-.
scribe all the snaps that arc
here. All wc can say d. com,
and look for yourself. bat
don't wait too long you
know genuine bargains don Z
last long iu this store.
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1916-04-03

Lillian Sellers. eight year old daugh-
ter Of Mr. James Sellers. Of Belmont
street. was severely ~Caldcd about the
body sunday morning. She was mt
ing kettle of water from the stove
when the kettle overturned and the con-
tents was poured over her body. she
was badly scaldcd and II was necessary
10 call "A physician To attend her.
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1916-04-03

HHTTV NHrIIUE, OF TINS TIN, WdnHF'T
Of IA. TiltonNillo store OF Tho tummtnS
A Walters Hardware Company. has ON
exhibition "a copy Of the New York Her
aid The paper hears tho date OF April
Is. tN65. Tho paper is we'll preserved
and gives a full account M fh' shoot
ing and death Of President Lincoln. It
also gives an account ~ the attempt of
Jon Davis TO escape. together with Cen
cra1 Lees attempt 90 leave Richmond.
Tho paper viii b. ON exhibition 90 the
Rsllairc store ON the ufty-frsf auuINor-
sary ~ Lincolu's death. April 10.
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1916-04-03
Instnllation on ofhcern-

Th. regular meeting ~ l.'I4 Ire
.udge $50 fI9. % a.. ~. Elka. viii Ic
lows
Exalted Gu1sr-Nr-h Dr. Togie.
Esteemed Leading knight Charles
Drurfrrk
Esfecnsd Loyal kriFhf-Ton Esrka.
Esteemed Lr,furirE kniEhf-Esu l..
Miller
Secretary John j. sherry
Treasurer william Dnrsr. Jr.
Tyler D. NtrIrE
Trl af.n.-Ir. D. IS Hnrfu
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1916-04-03
After Brass Thieves.

The authorities OF all river towns in
tLlS section are looking 70 rthicNcs who
store several hundred pounds OF brass
AZ Follansbee. The thieves. n is he
EeNed. placed tho brass in a skin and
started down the river
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1916-04-03
Automobile Aasoointinn.

Tho Belmont county Automobile As
spciation will hold It's regular meeting
In the rooms OF the lellaire Commercial
club this evening \ number az im-
pcrtant matters viii be discussed aud
plans formulated Tor memDershly
campaign.
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1916-04-03
BELLAlRE

Advertisements ana news
Items for uhe Daily Intelh-
gencer will receive prompt at
tention If left at the City Book
Store or The Bellaire News
Agency.
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1916-04-03

The funeral OF Albert P,lkcy. who died
Friday evening 80 hts home ON Thirty
fourth and Trumbull streets. Will take
place this morning. Services viii h' con-
Quoted 80 - Johns church at . o'clock.
Intormeut viii be made ~ MI. calvary
cemetery.
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1916-04-03
was put into force yesterday after

was put into force yesterday after
noon.
August kraatz and family have re-
turned &C. their home m this city. after
e trip or several weeks 90 Florida
The many friends of Mrs. Earl He's
! 'or Will be pleased TO learn that she
o. improving az her home after "a S,ri-
Gus illness
Roth the l.augh,in tin plant and the
nk'r-1l' e-u'r sheet plant resumed
operations last uiEhf az ~ o'clock
lt'ue OF interest for this paper may
10 lDft ar 90" Eslstou a Parker drug
store coz az tho Shane news stand
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1916-04-03
showed sign Through window.

y ufunk"u foreigner while walking
along milton street SATURDAY. night
stumbled against tho sign board Ia
'front.' OF the \. J. Mcclellan confectfon-
cry. The man became very angry and
imagining that the sign board was the
cause Of his stumbling propensitics.
picked up the aforesaid board and hurled
II through one OF the large plate glass
windows in the confectionery. Officers
kisler and Hummel were near the pace
Al the time. They placed the man I'M
der arrest and took him 10 the city iail.
RMS morning h. will be given a hearing
before Mayor Wassman on charge OF
drunkenness and malicious destruction
OF property.
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1916-04-03
BACK 20 Louisvills.

, rank Elvin. sergeant detective. OF
.-ouisNAle. Ny. arrived tn the city yes
t'rday with a bench warrant for Charles
Sohhson, "A negro. arrested "A few days
sso AT Holloway. johnson was Indicted
bI "A grand jury al Louisville on two
charges OF hous.breakiug Johnson
waved eNtraditton los voluntary agree
ing 10 return TO Louisville lie will b.
leheh back this morning 60 answer TO
the charge Tor which he was indicted.
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1916-04-03
E. H. STEM MONS
A WARM FRIEND
OF merry WORTH
Well Known Nursery Salesman
Wrote Glowingly About This
Wonderful Nerve Tonic

Are you the victim OF ills OF nery-
Gus origin? Is there such an unfor-
tunate among your relatives or
friends? In either case read the FOL
lowing extraordinary written state
ment from man who knows how to
put the case:
Wentworth Col have been a SUI
ferer for several years from stomach
trouble. dizziness and other ailments.
which interfered To- a considerable ex-
ten with my business as nursery
salesman. l was induced by friend
TO try Wentworth and consctcn-
tiously say that 1t has done me a
world OF good
It's the only medicine / ever took
In which I could feel an improvement
after the first dose. My dizzy spells
are less frequent. my stomach trouble
a great deal better and / feel much
improved In every way. am conf
dent that by keeping up the treatment
for short time longer | will entirely
have regsined my health.
To anyone suffering as ! have done
take great pleasure in recommend
ing this wonderful medicine. which
certainly reaches the spot affected at
once.
Yours very truly.
+. II. SLEMMONS.
General Delivery. Wheeling.
Your dollar back At the Rau drug
store II Wentworth fails to help you.
Our personal guarantee IS back OF
this guarantee by the Nerv-Worth Co.
Rau's Drug Store.
Wentworth is sold also by II. l.
Judge. Wellsburg; Midway Drug Co.
NcMechen, Benwood Dankwortn
Bros. Bcllaire; Patterson & Sons. ST.
Clairsville: Ralston q Parker. Mar
tins Ferry: V. II Sayles. Mounds
yille.-Advt
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1916-04-03
Marriage License.

Daniel D.. Hoover -s. ana Clara
ay lor 20, both Of Brilliant. -.
The Miller press. [volume] (Miller, S.D.) 190?-current, 1916-04-20
Zeppelin Bombs.

Basing his calculation upon the
data which were procured when the
"a msae a descent at Luneville.
France, in 1919, Aeronautics estimates
that tn Q maximum capacity of the
modern Zeppelin for carrying high ex-
plosives is about ia tons, and that
they cannot possibly carry the ave
tons which have been claimed for
these ships OF the air.
The same authority estimates that
In crossing the 300 miles from the
German base to the English coast q
ton and a half Of fuel is consumed.
and that II a ton and a half of explo-
siye is carried a static stats of equilib-
rum will have been attained by the
time the coast Is reached, the lifting
power thereafter being dependent
upon the lifting planes. Explosive
bombs carried by the Zeppelis weigh
1876 pounds and the incendiary bombs
about twenty pounds each.
The Miller press. [volume] (Miller, S.D.) 190?-current, 1916-04-20
Education City Girls Miss.

City girls Of any class rarely IL ever
have any domestic education or train.
ing, unless they get II In their schools
They are taught the boundaries Of the
United States and the source of the
Nile; they learn that II you buy prod.
ucts at a certain price and sell at q
higher you make money. but what to
do with the money when you make II
no one discusses. 1t Is all making
money or things, never the right use
o. money or things. that Is impressed
upon boys and girls from their primary
class on to the bitter end. The chill
dren of well-tcdo families - smaller
places have opportunities for educa.
ton in the real things Of life which
these others often lack, but since our
grandmother's day education and train
ing In home affairs within the home
walls has been neglected to q dan
gerous degree.-Woman's World.
The Miller press. [volume] (Miller, S.D.) 190?-current, 1916-04-20
WOULD SERVE TWO PURPOSES
Proposal Of Miss Butterfly to Go ~
Army Nurse Met Little oppos-
ton From Mother.

The modern well.to-do mother said
to her daughter:
Have you scattered everything
about your room until it has a hope
less air of confusion?"
Il have, mother"
Have you taken all the towels out
of the linen closet and strewn them
over the bathroom fioor?'"
Eyes, mother"
Have you had q lot of extra things
charged to your dear papa that he
doesn't know aboutf"
Eyes, mamma"
"And exceeded your allowancer
"Yes, mamma"
Then don't you think you ought 10
do something %serious?"
81 do, mamma, and l think 1t would
be just beautiful to be a Red Cross
nurse. You know, I read aloud quite
we'll, and it would be so delightful to
sit by the bedside of those charming
soldiers and smooth their brows. And
it would help to bring out my charae'
ter, wouldn't 1t, mammal"
Her dear mother was thoughtful for
a moment. Then she replied sweetiy:
Yes. darling; and, besides. 1t would
give us such q rest."-Life.
The Miller press. [volume] (Miller, S.D.) 190?-current, 1916-04-20

stops at nothing! He even robbed
Market Square church OF six million
dollars!"
Calls head suddenly went up in
startled inquiry. She wanted still to
defend Allison; but she dreaded what
was to come.
I'VE wouldn't sell him Vedder court
at his price: SO he took 1t from us at
six million less than he originally Of
fered. He did that by a trick, too"
All three women looked up at him In
breathless interest.
He had the city condemn Vedder
court" went on Sargent. IF he had
condemned 1t outright for the Munich
pal Transportation company. he would
have had to pay US about the amount
Of his original offer; but his own pri-
vate and particular devil put the idea
into his head that the Vedder court
tenements should be torn down any.
how, for the good of the public! So
he had the buildings condemned frst,
destroying six million dollars worth
of value; then he had the ground con-
demned! Tim German probably got
about a million dollars for that hu-
manitarian job"
A wild at Of sobbing startled them
all.
The Miller press. [volume] (Miller, S.D.) 190?-current, 1916-04-20

held the reins Of the mighty empire he
vas hewing out for her. Love is a
thing of strength, Of power. OF desire
which shakes, and burns, and con.
sumes with fever! Do you suppose
that. with such love driving me on,
any objection which you may rake
will stop me? No! ! set out to at.
tain you as the summit of my desire.
the only thing in this world ! want.
and will have!"
Again that great fear OF him pos.
sessed Gail. She feared many things.
She feared that. in spite of her deter.
mination. he would still have her. and
in that possibility alone lay the other
fears so gruesome that she did not
dare see them clearly! She knew hat
she must retain absolute control q
herself.
Il shall not discuss the matter any
further" she quietly said, and walking
The Miller press. [volume] (Miller, S.D.) 190?-current, 1916-04-20
GOOD REPORT
Doctor Proved Value Of Postum.

Physicians know that good food and
drink, properly selected. are of the ut
most Importance, not only for. the re-
lief of disease but to maintain health
even when one Is we'll.
A doctor writes, 81 count It q pleas-
ure to say a good word for PQ1tum
with which l have been enabledfto .
lieve so many sufferers. and which I
count. with its valued companion
Grape-Nuts, n OF the daily blessings.
Coffee was banished from my-own
table some time ago and Postum used
regularly in Its place" Coffee Isl
furious to many persons. because SC
contains the sIStle. poisonous drug.
~caffeine.)
Il frequently find 1t necessary to In
struct patients when they take. Pos
tum for the first time to be quite. sure
that II is properly made according to
directions, then 1t has a clear, seal.
brown color and a rich. snappy' taste,
as well as health giving qualities.
The above letter, received over ten
years ago. is fully confirmed by q 70
cent letter from the doctor. In which
he says:
1T Is q pleasure to render q COED
report covering q product OF which !
am so enthusiastic q friend.
4 am using in my homo your Pos
tum Cereal In both its forms. And.
what Is more. I am having Il used In
the families of several patients In
which there are children. and all unite
In endorsing the fine qualities Of your
admirable product"
Name given by Postum Co., Battle
Greek, Mich.
Postum comes In two forms:
Postum cereaI-the original form
must be well boiled. 15c and ESQ
pkgs. -
instant Postum-a soluble powder
dissolves quickly In q cup OF hotswat
ter. and. with cream and sugar. makes
q delicious beverage Instantly. 500
and 800 tins.
Both forms are equally delicious and
cost about the same per cup.
There's q Reason" for Postum
sold by GrocerA
The Miller press. [volume] (Miller, S.D.) 190?-current, 1916-04-20
Eoor Percy.

At a dance Perciyal Claude was pro-
sented to a beautiful young girl from
an adjoining town, and during the eve
ming 1t was his great happiness to
lead her out among the papier mache
palms for ice cream and angel cake.
And So" said the girl, In response
to Percival's story of his life. "yoI
have never married."
no" answered Percival, Il shall
who is my direct opposite"
THAT should not be hard" returned
the pretty one with a faint smile.
There are bright, intelligent girls In
every part of the town"
The Miller press. [volume] (Miller, S.D.) 190?-current, 1916-04-20
tAA mountains by brilliant engineering
md at an almost countless cost"

tAA mountains by brilliant engineering
and at an almost countless cost"
isn't that accounted ciever?' asked
Gail.
$50 is the work OF a confidence man
or a wiretapper" was the retort. But
they are SEM to jail just the same.
The Inland created something. 1t built,
with brains and money and force, and
sincere commercial enterprise, a line
which won ii q w~ell-earned supremacy
of the Pacific trade. 1t was entitled to
keep 1t; yet Allison, by making with
it a tricky contract for the restricted
use OF the key to its supremacy, uses
that very device to destroy it. He has
bankrupted, or will have done so, a
two thousand mile railroad system,
which is of tremendous commercial
value to the country, in order to use a
hundred miles of its track and remove
it from competition! Allison has Gre
ated nothing. He has only seized, by
stealth, what others have created. He
is not even a commercial highwaynsn.
He is a commercial pickpocket!"
Gail had paled by now.
Tell me n thing" she demanded.
Wouldn't any of the railroad men
have employed this trick if they had
been shrewd enough to think Of it?"
"A lot of them" was the admission,
after an awkward pause. Does that
make it morally and officially cor.
rect?"
You may be prejudiced, jim" inter.
polated Aunt Helen. moving closer to
Gail. IF they are all playing the game
that way, don't see why Mr.. Allison
shouldn't receive applause for clever
play"
you bet I'm prejudiced!" snarled
Sargent, overcoming his WEAKNESS and
pacing up and down the library floor.
He came near playing my road the
same trick he did the Inland Pacific.
He secured control of the l.. G. c., be-
cause 1t has a twenty-year contract
for passage over fifty miles Of our
track. He'd throw the rest of our line
away like a peanut hull, If he had not
promised Gail to protect me. I'm an
object of charity"
oh" 1t was a scarcely audible cry
of pain. Aunt Helen moved closer.
and patted her hand. Gail did not
notice the action.
why did he make you that promise,
Gail?" demanded her uncle, turning on
her suddenly, with a physical motion
SO much like her fathers that she was
startled.
HE wants me to marry him." fall
tered Gail.
Aunt Grace sat down by the other
side Of Gail.
Have you accepted him, dear?" she
asked.
There was a lump in Calls throat.
She could not answer!
She'll marry him with my
consent" stormed her Uncle Jim.
Nor with Miles! The fellows an un-
scrupulous s%coundrel! He's made Of
cruelty from his toes to his hair! He