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The Prescott daily news., 1916-03-09
OFF QUAY.

A distinguished German scient;., during his stay in the United State, has been doing important laboratorv work for the Department of Agricul ture. One evening a friend dropuea into the laboratory to find the Teutm bending over spirit lamp on which a small pot bubbled.
 What is it tonight?" asked the caller.
 Guess" said the professor inyit. ingly.
 "Micrococci,"
 No"
 "Sonococci ?"
 "No."
 "Spirochaeta? ?"
 "No."
 The visitor ran the scale of micro. organisms as well as he knew it, and l, then said; 'I give it up. What is in the pot?"
 "Sausages," replied the professor blandly Everybody Magazine IN THE CHANCERY COURT.
 NEVADA COUNTY. ARKANSAS J. w. Marshal ..........Pla Plaintiff
 vs. Frances Marshal. ..... Defendant
 Warning Order.
 The defendant is hereby warned to appear in this court within thirty days and answer the complaint of the plaintiff.
 Witness my hand and seal this, the 9th day of March, 1916. (SEAL) C. C. CALHOUN 2-o Clerk. Greatest bargains in Grand, uP right and Player Pianos, Organs ana Sewing Machines at A. Monson's Mu' s;c Store Advt d&wt.
The Prescott daily news., 1916-03-09

Greatest bargains ip Grand, up. right and Player Pianos, Organs sad Sewing Machines at A. Monson's Mu'
 s;c Store Advt d&wt.
The Prescott daily news., 1916-03-09

Tracy R. Thomas, lumberman St. Louis, is here today.
The Prescott daily news., 1916-03-09

Dr. J. T. Sandlin of Emmet, was visitor to the city this morning.
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1916-05-04

1uI Nr g. r..gIt.s vHo
hat" r'u I'.uIUS Iu Ips N"grs ID.
dl'I.n haN, removed io 1870 west lHf
'''nth tfrr,t vH"ir thol ere ~ hpm.
10 their friends
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1916-05-04
TWO TROOPERS KILL
SELVES IN MEXICO

VI. rAso. MAY a letter received
here wednesday FROM soldier ni tho
IRON, say, that two American troopers
committed suicide at Namlquipa NJ
name. were given and thn time wns not
stated According to tho letter a private
approached sergeant md asked irt his
revolver On receiving it, he placed the
veapon against hls head. pulled the trig
get and fcll dead
white the bod, vas helms removed nr
ordef, pnsscd .thu sy,ur and tepnIi p,
tina, another rl,nto had Just shot aud
Killed himself
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1916-05-04
Pleasant to such broad assormentsA be Of
ered such very low prceAn original saeA sale with initiative

lg n lHo things Responsible Tor thS unusual sale OF
The market the best condition for buying when our
future delivery. He knew this from close study lie was
from Of the best manufacturers in New York manu-
the fullest with The Scott-iiaburo0s Company Then
rclc and talk Of - PcRcral ep of thu garment industry
in Now lorand gave the signal for al suits to be made
We needed them rcpcnish stocks and for this great
ry ia the thousands who have settled the question
The only question left settle when they here that Of
disposed because Of the wonderful diversity of styles
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1916-05-04
TRAINING CAMP OPENED.

rurr oGlIrUoErE Ga. May -
rh, mH' .uu'hcrn military training cn-
r8mpm,u wr civilian. vss opened
N,dn, ir. N.'h u enrolment of 80
hlHu'.s and professional men \ num-
h'. nf tho U.tizcns soldiers esur from
eastern .tti,s
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1916-05-04

Nias olIve FlruiHvct VIII leave lfin'
for Enid Tor visit with Mrs T T.
sullivan
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1916-05-04

Mr lu ~ k.Nuum. o.rUl'd
no, uUu', 'nIn .lun Nou'tIt.,
haviuF n.p l. ru,ss Sire rs 70 s.
Jou'' wI M William -m,'ho OF Mar
leN iIIrh t."r's.vrro nude a.. We o. g.
Hu'u1n and Nr, Iaqucs pur IH' .lb
wiil %" entertained no,l N'ino dD h
NJ Xlumnn
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1916-05-04
Tomorrow's Events

Mrs. Hugs Donly afternoon at auc.
tlon.
Mrs, Walter o Caldwell, luncheon
fof Mrs Russell q. talllbuLton.
Mrs Res Boerd, brddc"for MISS
Elizabeth Morrlssey Of Chicago
Domestic Science department Of
6orosls, Mrs, Ben Ragsdale.
Joi de Vie dance at Euclid hall
j o, G. MI. and Mrs. J. J, Bailey
Mlstlctoc club Mrs /. G Braodon
Modern Priscilla, Mrs c, / smith
Arts and crafts mrs v. v smith
Phllomathea breakast, Mrs Samuel
Harris and Mrs Arthur w, Whrte.
Friday Auction, Mrs. Barney Tu.
mey
Afternoon Bridge, Ms Frank
Finch.
In Avant MIS-. ~ S. sherman ".
seven O'Clock Dinner M ana Mrs.
L. W. Chilcot"
Mrs. DonneIlr RtiD ohndrrn's'
dance, Musical At institute
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The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1916-05-04

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W'in. Marina Dull"rs. Wilma Damon,
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hHu'N 'NchioNn ftaIi"r. Marie Bleylns.
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The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1916-05-04


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The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1916-05-04

The engagement ~ pilncrts Margaret
" Denmark to tine Prince nf Wales is
expected to be announced soon She is
most accomplished YOUNG lady. hold
Ing the degree NJ doctor Of philosophy.
although only twenty ,eap of ags.
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1916-05-04

Knowing how and dol
womcn's and misses suits.
suit chief placed orders 70.
quick to act when a tip e.
factlWor who cO-operatcs I
came the unrest in labor {
Our buyer was on the spot
up and delivered by May
sale. which is compliments
of WHERE to buy a suit.
MODEL and that is easily
The Caldwell watchman. (Columbia, La.) 1885-1946, 1916-09-01
LATE MODEL IN SEPARATE SKIRTS.

When sports clothes made their ap.
pearance up-to-date women came and
saw and were conquered by them
They are not classed among the fads
of season now but acknowledged as
new departure that promises to be-
come permanent institution. They
have added lot of color and vivacity
to the apparel Of women, and have in.
fluenced styles in other lines. Al
ready specialists in designing them
have demonstrated that their charac.
ter and style lie in lines and in ma
terials as much as in color.
separate skirt in handsome
plaid, shown in the picture, is not
claSsed among sports skirts, although
1t might be. But it reflects the style
OF the sports skirt. 1t is made ankle
length with bias edges of the goods
joined in a seam down the back and
the front. Pipings and parallel rows
OF most Workmanlike machine stitch
Ing places it in the class that is dis
tinguished by fine tailoring-an,l there
is nothing better.
The saddle-bag pockets. introduced
early in the season, proved an inspira-
ton for several pocket effects which
The Caldwell watchman. (Columbia, La.) 1885-1946, 1916-09-01
NO USE FOR HEARSE THERE
Sleepy Drivers Horses Brought his
UnWelcome Vehicle to the Wrong
Ns;ghborhood.

Carl Blessing, Il young farmer iiv-
ing near Columbus, was at work n
Il field some distance from his home.
He happened to look in the direction
Of his house and then stopped to look
again. A hearSe was being driven up
the lane and as he stood there watch
ing, the horses stopped with the hearSe
at the Blessing gate. Blessing Ten 10
the house to see what had happened.
On the front seat Of the hearSe WAS
the driver, fast asleep. Blessing aWak.
ened him.
"Are you not dead?" the driver
asked.
"Not that you could notice." Bless.
ing returned.
well. isn't anybody dead here?'
Not unless they died in the last
five minutes" said Blessing.
"Then the driver realized he had
gone to sleep and the horses had
turned in to the Blessing lane of their
own accord. He remembered that he
was going to the White creek neigh.
bOrhOOd. SO he turned around. went
down the lane and remained awake
until he arrived at his Destination
indianapolis News.
The Caldwell watchman. (Columbia, La.) 1885-1946, 1916-09-01

removal Of her coat disclOses her fnery
in these thin materials, sometimes
hand embroidered, more often machine
embroidered, and often finished off, in
either case, with fancy needlewOrk
stitches. In the summertime her frilled
bonnet is much like her dress, and in
winter time it Is apt to match her coat.
The little frock pictured above is of
machine embrOidered batiste in fine
quality. Among the embroidered flounc-
ings there are many patterns that
seem made especially for children's
dfsseS. The flower designs are dainty
and the work fine. Such a pattern is
needed for the little dress shown here.
Frllls are set in the short sleeves and
they are made Of the same tiouncing
as that used in the skirt. The skirt Is
set to a short baby waist. and what lit
tie needlework there is, is done by
hand.
The finest of organdie edgings and
fOuncings are used for making those
dressy bonnets. with double frills about
the face, that have a permanent place
In style for little children.
The bonnet shown has puffed
crown and is trimmed with soft
The Caldwell watchman. (Columbia, La.) 1885-1946, 1916-09-01
Most Profitable "Ad"

DO you know what was the largest
harvest ever reaped from an adYer
tisement?
1t was the settlement in Pennsyl
vania Of 100000 German colonists.
We know that at Germantown, this
city, was made the first German settle,
ment in America. We also know that
in fifty years double that many thou.
sand Germans came to William PENIS
colony.
Furthermore, history tells us that
wars and religious prosecutions in
Germany caused this then unparalleled
exodus of men and women.
But what brought them to Pennsyl-
yania and so made Of this the German
commonwealth? An advertisement
written by William Penn himself snd
distributed among the Germans along
the Rhine who had been stricken by q
thirty-years' war.-Philadelphia Public
Ledger.
The Caldwell watchman. (Columbia, La.) 1885-1946, 1916-09-01
INSIST ON FREQUENT CHANGE
Winter Asserts Women Are to Blame
for the Variations of Styles
in Clothes.

Women want something new to veal
every few months. The absolute
truth of this statement is what puts
the world of women against refOrmers
1t is easy to read and write reams of
theories as to why women should not
indulge in the caprice of new
clothes and, with delightful ingenious
ness, these dress refOrmers put the
blame on the Style-makerS and shops,
ignoring the fundamental truth that
the blame should be placed on the
women
Those who are sincere and those
who are insincere but want to be
heard crying aloud in the market
places, do not go far enough into the
clothes question when pleading for
dress reform
what normal woman would want e.
be robbed of her privilege of seei'
new clothes and buying them WHIT.
ever it is possible? What healthy
minded woman would want to go
through life wearing the same gown,
cut on the same lines and preserved,
or copied, from season to season?
Mary Garden, the opera singer, an
swered this whole question once in an
interview on the deck of a steamer
when she was sailing for Paris. 1t
was at the height Of the great hubbub
concerning the question of American
clothes only.
The reporter called up from the
gangplank. when, in your opinion,
will American women wear American
clothes only and show their patriot
ism"
when they're dead" she called out
over the rail. "They can't protest
against an American shrOud."--EY-
change.
The Caldwell watchman. (Columbia, La.) 1885-1946, 1916-09-01
cHILo's DRESS OF sATlsTE FLoUNcINo.

are reappearing in the new fall mod
els. In the skirt shown, shaped band
about the hips serves double purpose,
us 1t decorates and also provides a
place for two pockets.
skirts OF this kind are worn with
plain waists Of crepe de chine or of
cotton materials. The combination of
plaid skirt and plain colored coat to
match the dominant color of the skirt,
Is among the best of the new show
lhgs for fall. The well-tailored sepa.
rate Skirt Isl JOY to It's possessor and
gives months of good service. For
inc coolest weather long heavy coats
VIII replace the coats to match. which
are designed for immediate wear,
When she goes visiting the little girl
going on four or five or six is more
than likely to wear dress of batiste
or orsandie. Summer or winter the
The Caldwell watchman. (Columbia, La.) 1885-1946, 1916-09-01
cALONEL SICKENs! t SAL|VATES!
DON'T STAY BILIOUS, COKST|PATEE;!)
Guarantee Dodsons Liver Tone viii Give You the Best Liver
and Bowel Cleansing You Ever Had-Dont Lose Days Work!

under my personal guarantee that it
will clean your sluggish liver better
than nasty calomel; it won't make YOU
sick and you can eat anything YOU
want without being salivated Tour
druggist guarantees that each spoonful
will start your liver, clean your bowels
and straighten you up by morning or
you can have your money back. Chi.
dren gladly take Dcdson's Liver Tone
because it is pleasant tasting and
doesn't grippe or cramp or make them
sick.
lam selling millions Of bottles Of Dod.
sons Liver Tone TO people who have
found that this pleasant, vegetable, iiv-
er medicine takes the place Of danger.
Gus calomeI. Buy one bottle On NY
sound. reliable guarantee. Ask your
druggist or storekceper about me. Adv.
The Caldwell watchman. (Columbia, La.) 1885-1946, 1916-09-01
Truthful Wife.

A detective was praising the truth
fulnesS of women.
IF war bulletins were as truthful, as
women" he said, wed have better
idea Of how this world struggle is
really going.
II remember case the other day
it's interesting in its revelation of
WOman's truthfulnesS-th case Of q
husband who had disappeared.
"QuestiOning his wife, l said to her:
land now, madam, tell me-this Is
very important-telI me what your
husbands very last words were when
he left?'
Ills last Words the truthful
creature answered, with a blush, were,
"For heavens sake, shut up!"'"
The Caldwell watchman. (Columbia, La.) 1885-1946, 1916-09-01
Ingenious Mr.. Smith.

When Mr.. Smith-yOur intimate
friend Smith-awoke the other morn.
Ing he was greeted by his wife with
this:
My sweet boy, do you know you
came home late last night, and that
you talked in your sleep?"
Great Scott! No, did ~ said Smith
badly agitated. What did | say:
Tell me-"
II just couldn't make it all out, but
it ended like ante-up-jackpot stake
"Oh. yes, yes. my dear, was recit.
ing little Esperanto that q friend was
teaching me. | intended to tell it to
you when l came home. 1t means
How is my darling girl tonight?
The Caldwell watchman. (Columbia, La.) 1885-1946, 1916-09-01
Magic Washing Stick

This is something new to housewives
something they have wanted al their lives,
bnt never could get before. 1t makes 1t pos.
sibe to do the hea Aest hardest washing in
less than onehalf the time 1t took by old
methods, and it eliminates oil rubbing and mus.
cular effort. No washing machine Is needed.
Nothing but this simple little preparation,
which is absolutely harmless to the finest fabrics
white, colored or wooden. 1t makes the
hardest task Of the week pleasant pastime--
delightful occupation. You will be de.
lighted at the clean, spotless, snow-white
clothes that come out Of the rinsing water;
and all without any effort on your part. The
Magic Washing Stick does n aIi-and remember.
without injury to the most delicate goods,
colored or white, woolens, blankets, lace cur.
tains, etc. Contains no acids, no alkalies, no
poisonous ingredients to make Its use dan.
gerous. Is washInss rs cents
Sold by all Druggists and Grocers every.
where II yours doesn't handle It, show him
this ad-he'll get 1t for you. Or send &c il
stamps TO 4 D. RICHARDS CO.. Sherman Texas
Arkansas Distributors
HvKkE1T.jAAaElL GRO CO., Little Cock Nkah:as-Adv
The Caldwell watchman. (Columbia, La.) 1885-1946, 1916-09-01
Both in Dann.r

At certain mill there is . ..
on the elevator which reads o. s1 no'ice
NO one allowed to use this e,or >
ono 1 1oHSpt the man in charge. Any.
one u''ng so will be discharged"
one morning Billy =, a rotbor
t Ml.'S Fellow kas waiting to 90 m
from the second room Whom 81 up
Slou'u step off the elevator alone hnr
he manager. '''' Oo'
hiilE was stepping on to 90 up who,
'he manager turned around and vo;d
I say, can't you read?" ''O
Yes" said Billy.
Nal' what does that notice saw"
asked the manager. ~
by gum, We'll both be sacked if
were catched."
The Caldwell watchman. (Columbia, La.) 1885-1946, 1916-09-01
What She Wanted.

Lydia Virginia was having her fifth
birthday prepared for her. Grandma
baked her birthday cake and made her
little sample cake. Lydia Virginia
on breaking the sample apart ex-
claimed: "Why, grandma, this is not
the kind of cake 1 want" CUES
toned what kind she wanted, she an
swered: why, 1 want my cake when
you cut a piece of it to look like a
spotted cat" Her grandma baked a
marble cake and when cut Lydia Vir-
ginia was delighted, and said: This
is it, grandma; this is the kind of a
cake wanted. "-Cleveland Leader.
The Caldwell watchman. (Columbia, La.) 1885-1946, 1916-09-01
GETTING Even.

"Now, what do you want?" asked
the sharp-tempered woman.
81 called to see if I could sell you
some bakin' powder, ma'am," said the
seedy gentleman with the staggering
whiskers.
well, you can't sell no bakin' pow
der here, and l amt got no time to
waste on peddlers, anyway"
''Come to think of it, maam," said
the seedy gentleman, as he fastened
his bag, II wouldn't care to sell you
any powder. This poky little kitchen
of yours Is so low in the ceilin that
the bread wouldn't have no chance to
rise"
The Caldwell watchman. (Columbia, La.) 1885-1946, 1916-09-01
NIX. WEGE RECOMMENDS
lUNG-VITh

Ia mn leo y, Wege, manager Of the Idea!
sn"a iI.0.y OF Nashville, wrote: ~ cannot
Tpvah LOO highly of LungVita and Of it's
honnh, never used it myself, but
f EUas4' Tour bottles Of you to give to dif-
a aItenV parties. and the results are remark
" ""e One case of asthma was entirely
J d;neo. II they will take the medicine as
rorro and stick to it. they will never
t;ta ~. Take Lung-Vita for consump,
o ot"n, asthma, whooping cough, colds.
GouShs, and bronchial troubles. If your
. ueaier cannot supply you. send $l.75 for a
S;H;lIty,day treatment today. Nashville Med
iclhe No., Dept. b, Nashville. Tenn. ADV.
The Caldwell watchman. (Columbia, La.) 1885-1946, 1916-09-01
CLEANSE THE PORES
OF Your Skin and Make 1t Fresh and
Clear by Using Cuticura. Trial Free.

When suffering from pimples, black.
heads, redness or roughness, smear
the skin with Cuticura Ointment.
Then wash off with Cuticura Soap and
hot water. These super-creamy emol-
lients do much for the skin because
they prevent pore clogging.
Free sample each by mail with Book.
Address postcard, Cuticura, Dept. l.,
Boston. Sold everywhere.-Adv.
The Caldwell watchman. (Columbia, La.) 1885-1946, 1916-09-01
Case of Necessity.

Ex-Prsident Taft was congratulate
ed, at & New Haven luncheon, on the
work he has done in the cause of
peace.
Let me tell yOu," said Mr.. Taft,
smiling, ian appropriate story"
"'Why is it, fat man was once
asked, that you fat chaps are always
so gOod-naturedT
eve have to be- the fat man re-
piled. You see, we can neither fight
nor rum"
The Caldwell watchman. (Columbia, La.) 1885-1946, 1916-09-01
To Fortify the System Against
Summer Heat

Many users of Groves Tasteless Chill
Tonic make it a practice to take this old
standard remedy regularly to fortify the
system against the depressing effect of
summer heat as those who are strong
withstand the heat of summer better than
those who are weak. Price soc.
The Caldwell watchman. (Columbia, La.) 1885-1946, 1916-09-01

IMITATION is slNcEREsT FLATTeRy
but like counterfeit money the imita-
ton has not the worth Of the original.
Insist on La Creole" Hair Dressing
it's the original. Darkens your hair In
the natural way, but contains no dye.
Price $1.00.-Adv.