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Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1916-07-15

The Superstition OF One Cows Milk"-Is 1t
safe to feed baby milk from q herd instead Of
one cows milk?
Answer-Mlk from herd is generally bet
ter grade OF milk than cows milk for n
baby. for the reason that the strength OF the
milk averages better and herds are more likely
to be tuberculin-testcd and we'll cared for.
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1916-07-15
The Voice Of the People
Concerning the Co1onc,.

To the Editor Of The Times Dispatch:
Sir-"rhat apostle preparedness the
Colonial didn't make application to the War pc
naTtment FOR permission to raise division OF
volunteers until war had been virtually averted"
c che Times. Dispatch Just So aud II the
colonel Roosevelts army will be certain 10
include proper allotment of brass bands"-
the Times Dispatch. Yes. the Colonel has
three things that have carried him through
the world-brass, brass, brass T.. G. w
Richmond. .rIly il.
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1916-07-15

Mister Int locutor, can you tell me whv a
brakeman on freight train is like a minister"
NO. cannot Mr.. Tambo. VIII YOU tell us
why brakeman is like parson?"
Because they both do a lot OF coupling"
Very good. Mr.. Tamho. And what have YOU
10 say this evening. Mr.. Bones?"
What is the difference between an orsanis,
and man who is passing garbage wagon
Mister lnterlocutor?"
One knows his stops and the other stops his
nose"
AS soon as the gentlemanly ushers have
gathered up the arms and legs and eyes and
ears from the aisles and the coroner has viewed
the maneled remains. Mr.. Sandy Pypes will
render that pathetic ballad. Hurry Up and
Leave the Bathroom; Sister Mary Wants to
shave ,--CncinNati Enquirer
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1916-07-15

n New York carpenter is suing for $4,000
for the loss Of his voice The chances are
he is a single man; If he were married he
wouldn't have any particular use for his
voice And he can still make signs for the
water bow
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1916-07-15
He WINS Very Careful.

little Ginter Fark boy has been warned by
careful parents of the dangers indsc rimi nat a
Kissing. and has prohted by the warming
Lately there was arrival at the little
hoys home, and day after the happy
event he was permitted TO visit his mother He
Sazed at her with affcctionatc wonder. but kept
his distance none the less
Aren't YOU going TO kiss mother son. she
asked
No I'm not" responded the convert TO mod
ernism I'm fraid. I'm fraid I'll catch your
Disease"
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1916-07-15

My boy said the kindly old Clergyman. do
YOU know where you Will go if you continue TO
throw rocks on Sunday?'
Yes. sir replied the youthful marksn,an
IF keep throwing and hit the cat that
has been bowling every night under daddy.
window, am going 10 tho moving pictures"
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1916-07-15

twenty-eisht pounds eats Cream OF Wheat, Ora.
ham crackers. bread and milk. fruit juices and
oatmeal and baked potato. and drinks lots OF
water. advised not to wean him till fall
Please tell what to do
Answer-By that time the baby will have to
shake out tho bcdclothes search around tho
ncighborhood when it is dinner, time. wean the
young giant Immediately and suddenly. You are
simply indulgng him in a bad habit.
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1916-07-15

She tsneeringly)--And | suppose it was bust
pess again that kept you away from home until
o'clock this morning?
He tpacihcaly)-Yes. my dear. it was We
had meeting at the club discuss some new
imports that had just arrived from Kentucky
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1916-07-15
The pessiniikt Snys:

The way OF man with maid is not half
50 wonderful to me the way in which the
maid manages to endure the man.
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1916-07-15

If the Administrative Board wants to learn
how TO clean the streets, let it observe their
condition after a rain You cannot wash any
thing without the of water
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1916-07-15

trrubbs--ls that scarf YOU are wearing repre-
sentative of your taste in dress?
Stnohs-Not exactly. My wife purchased /,
for me TO harmonic with her sweater
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1916-07-15
Ani,ifIOIIS.

Some folks declare they like to toll
That work with them's passion:
That when the mercury starts to boil
They need a larger ration.
would not doubt their word al all,
Although they sadly try us
! simply think they seek fall
With the late Ananias
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1916-07-15
Hcrucncutics.

llehsc give mo the exact meaning of her
u, M, Us MISS D. G..
hluch %, the old nomenclature. theological and
othcr. icrincs is the Greek name for that per-
SonmEe o., i,,EtholoEN whom we, following the
i-a'ih call Mercury Fart of his business was
10 nenver messages for the gods. whence he is
CCo,mnniom.S neLic'Hd with winged ankles. The
ionnderS or the science OF systematic theology
Vigorously enough fastened on his name and
WIZ u MADE up your form, to which they nj
tnched the arbitrary sense the science Of in
.eI pIuta non Mercury was flyer, and her
mcncutics would quite well mean aviation.
i ann MerG"rE was some doctor and hermeneu-
prescribing OF medicine Rut whnt:s -, VI nv
People Will knock along forever with their silI,.
words ana ne VINO hopes to reform then, i.
blood brother TO the oversanguine Kentiem,n
VINO STARTS out with the sow's ear and blithnst
hopes OF returning with the sllen nurse 80
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1916-07-15

PUBLISHED every day In tho year at 10 sonth Tenth
Street, Richmond. by The Times Dispatch Pub
fishing Co.. Inc. Charcs Z. Hnsbrook. Editor and
Manager.
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1916-07-15
Queries and Answers


, Ny neiEhhor,s fowls running my fine
hedge Have ! any remedy?
OLD SUBSCRIBER
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1916-07-15

one "ihier Park citizen is cnved by all his
ne,s noors. II" had his garbage collected
twice in the same week.
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1916-07-15

Preparedness also means having your
thinnest clothes in shape 10 wear.
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1916-07-15
Making Wine,

lriehn mas been making wine for some
years and nov believes he will. under the new
law, De forced 10 stop What Is the best way
TO get full information about the matter?
,,., , 49, SUBSCRIBER.
write IN" Virginia Anti Saloon League Rich
mond. Va. for III" full text Of the laW II viii
be sent without charge.
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1916-07-15

Suppose hotel musician can't make his
necessary Sunday music without a lineade
TO wet his throat and lips!
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1916-07-15

SPECIAL ADVERTISING REPRESENTATIVES,: Mns-
brook Story & Brooks, Inc. Fifth Avenue Building.
Now York: Mutual Life Building. Philadelp hia
Peoples Gas Building, Chicago.
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1916-07-15

Wits Russia's armies re-crea,ed since the-
destruction by Hndenburg, this period MAJ
be described as the military Renaissance O.
Russia.
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1916-07-15

ADDRESS ALL CONCENTRATIONS to Tho Times
Dispatch. and Individuals
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1916-07-15

If the Republicans keep on approving
democratic measures, they will have hard
work 10 ind issues for the campaign
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1916-07-15

TELEPHONES Randolph l. Private Branch Exchange
connecting with all departments.
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1916-07-15

Questions and Answers.
When Nursing Is Just Bad Habit-My bah
is nine months old, strong and healthy weighs
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1916-07-15
Mlf1mun0 Ginlps.Dispatrh

Battered January 81. 1905. at tho Post Onlce at
Richmond. W.. second class matter.
The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1916-10-17

The house on the corner of Flor
ida avenue and Lemon street, for
merly the property of Mr.. M. j..
Malloy, but now owned by the Flor
ida Land Co., is to be moved at once
TO the vacant lot between the hcmes
CT Mr.. R. w. Weaver and Mr.. Thos.
Il. Cureton on South Florida avenue.
The house will be entirely remodeled.
front changed and the whole trans
formed into modern residence Of
twelve rooms. On the property from
which it will be moved there will be
erected one-story brick building,
which will be occupied as garage,
Mr.. j. E. Hobart having agreed to
lease the building for this purpose.
The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1916-10-17
PREPARE NOW For
PAY-UP-WFFk WHICH
Starts monday

On Oct. % Lakeland's pay-up week
starts and the six succeeding days
should and undoubtedly will COM
prise a week of blessing to everyone
in town. A majority of the local
debts owed by one citizen to another
are debts which could be wiped out
without the actual transfer of more
than small fraction of the amount
III real money.
Local debts are an endless chain
and If man could mark a piece of
currency with which he paid a bill
he could no doubt in time identify
that same piece of currency as re
turning to him again.
Pay-up week is an endeavor to
quicken this process so that we can
in the space of week produce the
same results that have been reQuir-
ing months because no united effort
was being made to stimulate the
transfer of the money, and the clear
ance of the debts between each other
Everyone prepare to boost the plan
and better still prepare to do their
share by starting the ball them
selves
MERCHANTS RETAIL BUREAU.
The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1916-10-17
SHORT COURSE FOR
CANNING Club C|RLS''
At barlow NOV. $40

The short course for the Canning
Club girls will be held in Barlow on
Wednesday, Thursday and Friday,
Nov. 8, and 10, and the exhibit and
contest Of the Canning Club girls and
the boys Corn and Pig Clubs will be
held in Barlow in the Board of Trade
room on Saturday, Nov. II.
About twenty-five girls will at
tend the short course. The Woman's
Club of Barlow will secure homes
for these girls while attending this
course
Saturday, Nov II, will be gala
day. Every one is invited to be in
Barlow that day and see what the
girls and boys have accomplished
during the year. Let us make 1t a
great day for these girls and boys
and show them that we are interest
ed in their work.
The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1916-10-17
WOMAN'S CLUB TO
MEET THURSDAY AFTERNOON

On Thursday afternoon the WONT
ans Club will hold very interest
ing meeting at which time the fol
lowing program will be rendered:
Collect.
Roll call.
Minutes.
Election of delegates to the state
delegation. Miami, Nov. 2l-Z4
Education
Music-Piano, Sonota opus -
(Beethoven) Allegro Condrio' MHs
Margaret Howard.
Our School System
a-Board of Education
Method of election or
appointment
b-Term of Office
Cost of Maintenance
d-Functions.
Prof. c. NJ. jones
Music-vocal. Mrs, w. 5. irVih'
Social hour.
Honor Guests-Our teachers.
uostess-Mrs. w. B. Anderson
The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1916-10-17

fning a servants house in
(rd of Mr.. w. d. McRae
and was a seething mass
Fhen the alarm was sound
Fire department did SPLEEN
? saving the residence and
Il we're unable to save the
as the fire had gained too
fdway, Mr.. McRae greatly
the fine work of the de-
(Which confined the flames
dlng in which they start
|loss was about 5000, COW
|surance. How the fire
|hct known, but it is sup
a colored man who lives
lse must have dropped a
|'eh early this morning be-
ont. as there was no fire
the stove. Mr.. McRae's
away, and neighbors saw
ana sent in the alarm.
The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1916-10-17

FRS. Joseph LeVay are ex-
lrrive in their car this af-
pm New York City, where
over two months ago,
f trip there and back in
|hine. A card was re-
p Mr.. LeVay yesterday,
ed that they reached jack
turday night. They had a
PR trip down than going
i've enjoyed a most pleas
and visit with friends and
|nd will be cordially well
home by their many
The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1916-10-17
Fruit
After Dinner MINIS

After dinner speeches being in or
der, there will be short talks by Mrs.
G. c.. Wilson, Mr.. ] R. Boulware,
Mr.. c. f. Todd and Mr.. Roy Nc
Intyre Mr.. Alonzo Trueblood, secre
tary and treasurer of the class, will
make a report of the class and what
it has accomplished. Mr.. Mcintyre
will give toast to the superintend-
'ent of the Sunday school; Mr.. Pat
erson to the teacher; Mr.. Kenneth
Warren to the officers of the class
and Mr.. Spence to the class.
The dining room will be decorated
in the class colors-blue and white
end the following guests will gather
about the banquet board and enjoy
this pleasant affair, the only one who
cannot be present being DR.. Stacy,
who is attending a meeting of st =.
Johns Presbytery at Arcadia:
Messrs. Roy Mcintyre, Alonzo
Trueblood, Turner Brooks, E. r
Spence. Herman Matthias, Kenneth
Warren, James Mexican, Erwin wy
att, R.. G. Paterson, James Boulware,
Clifford Urwiller, Clarendon Castle
Olin Dale.
In addition to these members, Mrs.
C. C. Wilson, teacher of the class,
DIR. C L. Stacy, Mr.. c. p. Todd and
,Mr. J. R. Boulware, have been in
vited.
The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1916-10-17

M. Sims, of Ocoee, ana
Valdosta, Ca, spent this
Lakeland, guests of the
lighter, Mrs. Staten, pro-
| the Lake Mirror hotel.
Qemen were college mates
DR.. j. l.. DeRieux, ia
rs. NJ. F. Hetherington,
easant callers at the Tele-
\. They were enroute to
! at Tampa.
The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1916-10-17

The ladies of the Myrtle Street
M. e. church will serve cream and
cake in the park Saturday evening
for the benefit of the church. We
trust a large crowd will be present
MRS. T. c. SMITH, Pres.
The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1916-10-17

| A. Clonts is spending the
Petersburg, the guest of
Ter, Mrs. H. l.. Parker .
3 went over Sunday, mo-
hmpa with other members
lily, the latter returning
evening.
The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1916-10-17

There will be a called meeting Of
the Woman's Benefit Association Of
the Lady Maccabees at the Ford
House tomorrow afternoon A full
attendance is desired as the matter
of sending delegates to the State raj
ly will be up for discussion.
The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1916-10-17

be first Veterans register
V. headquarters at Tam
esrs. J. D. Allen, o. w.
A. B. Brassell of Lake
reunion, which opens to-
Dir to be largely attended
J with much interest and
i all who attend.
The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1916-10-17

y Germany, of Lafayette,
krrive this evening to
al months with her aunt,
rrammell and sister, Mrs.
The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1916-10-17

!. Daniel and family will
Prov morning for their
Skeland, being called here
bus illness of the formers
Ruby Daniel. The lat
much improved, and in
will again be at her place
! which is good news to
fiends.
The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1916-10-17

| Freer left this mornin g
lille, where he goes to at
trus Seminar. During his
Is. Freer is the guest of
| Griffin at her home on
lessee avenue.
The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1916-10-17
,.ssss,s,ss,S sSssssss4's4ss5sts's
leland ;
ACONICS /
Df fire phone 5000

kta Carpenter, of Trilby,
the day with Mrs. E. R.
nd family.
The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1916-10-17

ii Mr.. E. l.. Cordery will
Iarn he is confined to his
Bring from an attack Of
The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1916-10-17

The ladies of the Myrtle street -
= church Auxiliary will meet To-
morrow afternoon at 2:So at 'ne
home of Mrs. L. G. Yarley' nof'h
Iowa avenue. All mehloe''
urged to be present.
The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1916-10-17

p. Webb went down to
|y to attend the Confed-
In.
The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1916-10-17

WANTED-To rent, small bungalow.
good locality; not over SIS. Per-
manent. Phone 321 Blue.
1856
The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1916-10-17
In Society
Young Ca Mems Glass Presbyterian
Church to Enjoy Banquet Toniob4

Tonight at the fremont hotel will
oe held banquet participated in nv
members of the Young Mems Glass Of
the First Presbyterian church which
promises to be a most enjoyable and
delightful occasion. Some woo,,a
ago this class conducted a member
snip campaign, the class being diyid-
ed into the Whites and the Reds
The winning side was to be banonet
tea py the losers, but by a peculiar
circumstance each side brought mn
the same number of members and
therefore each member is contribut-
ing to the affair. The class was
doubled and also the collections
which make an admirable showing
indeed, and tonight's banquet will
no doubt create renewed interest
among the members and prove both
enjoyable and profitable to all
Mine Host Fielden has prepared
the following menu for the delecta-
ton of his guests this evening:
The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1916-10-17
Grapefruit Juice

Consomme De Violille
Stuffed Olives Mixed pickles
Fried Oysters, Tartare Sauce
Shcestring Potatoes
ollced tomatoes Mayonaise
Fried Spring Chicken
Mashed Potatoes Sugar Corn
Asparagus Holandaise
Pine Apple Fritters Lemon Sauce
Waldorf Salad
Fancy Ice Cream Angel Cake
Cafe Noir Saltines
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1916-10-04
THINGS THAT ARE NEW

In a new electric fan the blades
whrl horizontally to avoid causing
drafts and the air passes over water
and is cooled.
A mechanical device. largely com
posed Of rubber. has been invented TO
loosen d persons scalp to stimulate
the growth OF hair
In Scotland 23.s per cent Of Hum
mating gas Is made in municipal works
to ola per cent in ireland and 30G
per cent In England.
New apparatus for filling automo-
bile tires with air automatically cuts
off the supply when the oyerlnfiation
danger point Is reached.
From heretofore waste tomato seeds
Italian Gamers are making an OF with
rapid-drylng qualities that is usefui In
varnlshes.
Russia win reconstruct the water
way system COM acting Archangei with
Petrograd 30 that vessels Of large size
can reach the capital.
To reach the inner surfaces Of the
teeth as well as the outside is the aim
Of a double-ended toothbrush Invented
By a Memphis dentist
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1916-10-04

Nigeria has been added to the lands
In which valuable deposits of coal have
been discovered in recent years.
A new stopper for milk bottles has a
spout at one side for pouring, valve
within the device closing against the
ADHESION of air when a bottle to
which II is attached is held upright.
A sergeant in the United States ma
rine corps is the inventor of a port
able typographical map that enables
avators TO make quick and accurate
reports of their observations mad n
flight.
only about oDc-tenth OF me vast
amounts Of iron ore mined I'm Spin
annually are utilized at home becaus
Of the scarcity Of native coal.
As new seashore amusement de-
vice an inventor has patented a troll
ley car supported by floats that is
driven over water by screw propeIlers.
new steamship line has been
started 70 transport lumber between
New Orleans and Cristobal Colon.
The present demand for ships has
accelerated the shipbuildlng Industry
at Parrsboro, Nova Scotia. Ship car
penters and wood workers are in de-
mand.
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1916-10-04
When First Introduced into England
Workmen Complained of the
Hardness of the Wood.

Like the use of a great many of the
factors connected with the arts and
the sciences, the discovery of the beau
ty of the grain of mahogany for furni-
ture was accidental, says a London
contemporary. The story goes that a
certain West Indian captain who had
brought back TO England some planks
of mahogany as ballast, decided to
give the wood to his brother, Doc.
tor Gibbons, then building a house or
King street, Covent GarGer But the
planks were so hard that the carpen-
tiers objected, and the plan foT using
them fell through.
Some time later Mrs. Gibbons want
ed a small box made, and the doctO.
sent the mahogany TO a cabinetmaker.
In his turn the cabinetmaker objected
to the hardness of tbs wood. but the
doctor persisted SO much la his re
quest that the order was nnaly exc
cuted.
The finished box polished 50 NIGEL.
that the doctor ordered bureau made
of the same wood The eabinetlnas=.
displayed that in his shop window be
fore delivering it. The duchess of
Buckingham saw it and begged enough
wood from the doctor to have it dupli-
Gated. and mahogany furniture soon
after came into BODYBUILDING Age.
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1916-10-04

The natives Of the Danish Islands
(West Indies) apparently celebrate
the national holidays Of all countries
with complete impartlality-the Fourth
Of July in honor of the country that
wouldn't adopt them; the fourteenth
of July because it is celebrated in Mar
Unique, and it would never do to let
the French negroes get ahead of them
the birthday of the king Of Denmark,
because the islands belong to him;
the birthday of the king Of England,
because the islands once belonged TO
him; the birthday Of the German en-
peror In honor of the Fumburg-Ameri-
can line, and the birthdays Of all the
royal families, l presume. as well as
many local and lmprOmptu holidays of
their own. They also are very scrupu-
lous about observing the Sabbath, at
least In its negative aspect.