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Carolina watchman. [volume] (Salisbury, N.C.) 1871-1937, 1916-12-20

thank you, I want to thank you all,
present you sent me, and for remem-
BERN an old III like NE. When
ii come, and 1 read the card, From the
boys Of the old town. the boys of the
boys l used to know, for | guess l knew
all your fathers. l told them to put it
here, and / would set in it and wait
until YOU come. Amt you viii
S~tu&rns?'
Yes stammered the chairman,
quite undecided what to say or do.
4 thought SO. NY, how you favor
| your father! And l was at your
chriStenin'. I guess that was about
the last time l was anywhere when
my rheumatic got SO bad. And your
this day. Ii he could known what you
Was goin' to do for an old friend of his,
God rest him.
At the mention of his father, the
chairman was astonished to find his
hat still on his head. He pulled it off,
hurriedly, ashamed. Then through
that head went fitting first a quick
memory of his father and her the
most astonishing thing in the world
his carefully-prepared speech to the
bride. He had said it over SO many
times to himself in secret that after
noon, to make sure he would not break
down when the moment came, that now
everything else seemed to have van
ished. Then an even more astonishing
thinS happened. 1t astonished him,
ard it quite paralyzed the other young
men.
That presentation speech, altered by
but a word here and there as ne STUN
bled and stcered away from the map
proprinte phrase, came falling from
his lips.
"And for many a year," he finished,
"may you Sit by your own freside as
the shadows of life lengthen, with this
chair to give you comfort and to re-
mind you of the boys Of the old town."
There was nothing for the rest to do
but applaud that speech, to wish
Merry Christlnas!" over and over, to
bend the head for that venerable God
bless you!' and to go quietly away.
The car was turned westward again
before any nan spoke a word. Then
it was Win Stearns:
well, what do you know about
that?"
There's nothing for them now, but
we can scare up something tomorrow
and say nothing about this" said an
other.
But someone told n of the girls
who knew all about the chair, and at
the collation. the whole story came out.
Will Stearns was even made to stand
up and give that speech. And the
bride declared, and, bless her dear
heart! everybody believed her, that she
was glad it had turned out just the
way it did.
Somebody remembered the old lady's
name, and then somebody else remem-
bered that it was said that her father
was the man who planted those elms
CA Elm street III the early days OF
the town. The bride announced that
she was going over to see the dear old
soul.
She did 90, and often, and her nurs.
ing did much to ease that rheumatic.
When Harry and Harriet moved into
the big house they now occupy, a paper
circulated among the old residents
bought the bungalow at a bargain
price. There the pioneer was moved
by "the boys of the old town." where
she could be under the shade of the
elms her father planted. There, fol
she was a wonderfully spry old lady
she NAV he living to thiS dav
Carolina watchman. [volume] (Salisbury, N.C.) 1871-1937, 1916-12-20
The Boys Of
cod T Town
4 Christmas
Story
~ DOUGLAS MALLCCH
(C0pyright.)

~ MC1IRISTMkS we'd
~; #><G ~: ding is always 4
a. = ~ very charming
c. H. A4a Is thing, The holly
- u EM lends such gayety
w to the decorations,
~ -: and the Iaistletoe
# seems SO Hppropri-
ate. Ticl it makes
IA: one present do
where otherwise
e.. - - -: two would have
nan been required. And
g. So anyone WHO brings
So ~ that to pass is 4
# > public bcnefactor.
This reference to
e ..H-,.iIl<, OF curse, right here at
}i4e f.,E opening OF the story, really
ma.1cs liz 81 ~ super1iuous, which is
~5}C>tcla>e fer no use" In a story,
nc We'd In, is supposed to be the cry
Is. '.:,
3'.,i. was . young architect and
e1E~ N..3 had only just opened an
Office - % town. When he am L
eet . reached the conclusion
tlar L. Y ID do Better to set up a
l., sir some small town and grow
I'D T. iii II to grow Old unnoticed
l. s-ln- .5er town. That is how he
cam" - no htre. lie met Harriet soon
af,cr his arrival and it wasn't long be
Q I - Us desperately ia love with
III.
There re.2y wasn't very much the
matter with Harry-eEcept Harriet.
a ~re wasn't anything at all the
= -.~t y n I,arriet-in Darry's 0pin-
ion 50. 7ftr lie had got down to
bu -2Gji iii his oiice and VII
IL e-". le said YES Their mar
'ia"9 - ..gsi them Il great deal Of
nap HISS, AID, what was more pc
culiar. : rreat dead # happiness to
So "71a WHO wasn't related to them
Il any ~. Which is what the story
Is 81. THIS other person not only
was rot related to them, but vas
" ca.F J own to them. She lived il
tie or I'll Of town. Elm avenue
.u"3 rir37 through the town from east
= :" !, ore end, the west end, it
Carolina watchman. [volume] (Salisbury, N.C.) 1871-1937, 1916-12-20

Charity is y a subst -
for Justice. 49,. who knoE not
Justice are wy much devoted Il
Charity, cs cia,-J If town am
county treas will supply -hS
funds. Mary are forced to a~-yPl
charity becau5, 5hey have t -
denied just, ave been bcycos-
ted perhaps.
Carolina watchman. [volume] (Salisbury, N.C.) 1871-1937, 1916-12-20

Miss Pickw;tk who is 10 be
married AT IS Cabin lnn neAt
June is WI Known in Salisbury.
She spent ff,etn minutes here
one day in Dlce1n1er, 1912
Carolina watchman. [volume] (Salisbury, N.C.) 1871-1937, 1916-12-20

The WAIcHM.AN enters d
new volume " II this issuv
or rather starr on its 85th
year. It wishes its readers
and friends L IA :rry Christ
mas and a i>arpy and pro-
porous new zaar.
Carolina watchman. [volume] (Salisbury, N.C.) 1871-1937, 1916-12-20

Sometim-~ eur religious
brethren ~l.".@r US teel ike
stealing a 1H;~e, robr.nZ d
bank or oeiae indicted =,
gambling il wer to g.
good staru,a.:.
Carolina watchman. [volume] (Salisbury, N.C.) 1871-1937, 1916-12-20

Of course every newspaper -
the State vii mpathize viii.
the Charlott> ~ 4rver in its los
and inconveni4- caused by Sc
last week. The Observer -,
however, Wa VI he job and al-
though the I missed td~
mails some dill do at tin
it did not mis-, n issue a1a j.,
now coming 2,olr as of yore.
Carolina watchman. [volume] (Salisbury, N.C.) 1871-1937, 1916-12-20

And another one has jus. beel
organized to take Charge of every
thing in the city. Oh, if we only
had a real active Cow Punch rs
Association.
Carolina watchman. [volume] (Salisbury, N.C.) 1871-1937, 1916-12-20
Ghristinas Holiday Round Trip Fares
Via Southern Railway.

IL: Southern Railway will sell round trip Christmas Holi-
,icheIs l" adG from all poiafs between Washington, ID.
e. New Orleans. Mem@bis nnd Cincinnati, taking the entire
Hou't1erh tai,N*y System. Du~s of Sale: December goth
10 29'h inclusive with final return limit of January 10, 1917.
~ y nt @pt'd at least part Of you" Holiday Vacation
with friends and loved ones, and in 20 doing. travel via the
SOUTHERN Hallway Fast thru trains, thru sleeping cars and
dining cars TO all principal points.
forfG'l; complete and detailed information, call on any
agelt OF thf S0nt@ero Railway or write
K, II. DEBUT1s, Division Passenger Agent,
No % South Tryon Street.
1.-The Travel Shop"
Charlotte, N. c,
The Southern Sci ives the South"
Carolina watchman. [volume] (Salisbury, N.C.) 1871-1937, 1916-12-20

This week she il *oing to o
operate, but lasl wc~k everyt1f
was 20 be TIC Il : ~ under IL
cWA white vi.
Carolina watchman. [volume] (Salisbury, N.C.) 1871-1937, 1916-12-20
Salisbury. N. c., Deco, g.

The diff creme Lltwecn a boy
cotter and {, footrad is only in
the method.
Carolina watchman. [volume] (Salisbury, N.C.) 1871-1937, 1916-12-20
IA ~ "a KS ~
Christmas Message.

Fear not; for, behold, I, 1
bring you good tidings of
~ great joy, which shall be to ,
all people" ,
Nc "Glory to God in the high
est, and on earth peace, good
Nj will toward men,"
~ THE spirit of the Lord is
x,s upon me, because he hath
y anointed me to preach the J
gospel to the poor; he hath
". sent me to heal the broken
hearted, to preach deliver
NE ance to captlves. and recov- .
cry of sight to the blind, to ,
ss set at liberty them that are
" bruised.'
This is a day for magnify
III ing the blessings of peace,
az not seltlshly, but with the re- J
MI ioicing that should attend
~ the reminder that we have J
- q cur for the troubles of the
81 world and a part III the }
spreading of the remedy. Let
W the songs of joy be carried .
into every corner of gloom. ,
A4 If peace is to achieve victory,
its spirit of gladness must be .
f9 i~rrepressible. No less today
@ than two thousand years ago
hs is it the mission of peace to
y show by example that in good /
will alone lies the happiness
" of the people.
r. ~ ~ ~. ~ ~ Y
Carolina watchman. [volume] (Salisbury, N.C.) 1871-1937, 1916-12-20
=, Lee Sheppy, sth Floor, 543 " 18th

Street Kew York City Gener-
al Sales Mdnager of the largest
concern OF lis kind in the world
warts three or four men in Row
an County ard several men it
adjoining Counties, to work for
him spare time or all the time.
He can use cnlv tl9ss who have
a rig or ar,o. Work IS very
pleasant and TO previous selling
experience IS necessary. Work
consists Of leaving a wonderful
new household necessity IN the
Carolina watchman. [volume] (Salisbury, N.C.) 1871-1937, 1916-12-20
To Cure q Cold in One Day

Take LAxATIvFB RCMo Qrinine. It stops the
Cough and Headache and works of the Cold.
druggists refund money if it fails to cure.
E. W. GROVES signature on each box. Csc.
Carolina watchman. [volume] (Salisbury, N.C.) 1871-1937, 1916-12-20


|~C1Numarons light and teie-
phyue poj>@ aud trees along
certain stH @,s IL Sails bury
ana the highways Of the
co";'ty l3av4 n~rn marked
with a band & blue, white
and biu5 paint d~notiug the
route of the National High
s;;y. III: guidance Will be
f muc4i help 10 travellers.
Drives cuc f1ala.5a. still - Sy&'-"
1T. Old stanaard Setera. stEecG1Eet.ng a..
GROVES r~asTELEss IL drive 'a
Malaria, enrich hes the 9Iooa .ano bui'asu fhS sys
ten, A tue tonic. For adults and children Soc
Carolina watchman. [volume] (Salisbury, N.C.) 1871-1937, 1916-12-20

wed.
The Jeffersonian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1907-1917, 1916-01-13
An INTERESTING LETTER FROM
A FLORIDA FRUIT GROWER

Dear Sir: l inclose $1.0O that
it may enroll me as one Of your
readers. [ am 5S years of age and
have raised family of five chill
dren, all of them out of the way but
one boy of Is. l have but one girl.
/ came to Florida from Baltimore
in 1880, founded this place and
named it. --- is a small rural
settlement with no one who is very
we'll informed, so I have heard of
you only when | was Off from home
or through paper occasionally; but
the past September I spent month
in South Carolina and a few days in
Thomasyille, Ca, and it was only
then that | saw a copy of your price
less magazine. I deem it so for sew
eral reasons, the main one being
that you are our most fearless and
able champion of that hydra-headed
personification Of He'll and the Devil.
the Catholic (so-called) Church and
ROmanism. I am with you in every
word you write upon the subject, and
consider the articles in the one copy
of the magazine for September as
historically valuable. 1 will not part
with it. In Carlyle's French Reyolu-
ton he states that Ignorance is the
mother of religion" but does not
credit the dogma to Pope Gregory,
as you taught me he should
Hastily,
O. r r
The Jeffersonian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1907-1917, 1916-01-13
BAPTIST PREACHERS IN
DORSEMENT

Dear Sir; I am a Baptist min
lister; have been reading after you
for some time; do not take your
paper on account of continued sick
ness ia my family; have been preach
ing to weak churches that could not
pay much, and the board has never
helped them to remunerate me for
my services. It takes all they can
get to build houses in the heather
lands and furnish pastors, teachers
and doctors, &c My manner of
preaching is on Pauls plan--the
plain, simple truth, and you know
there is but little demand for simple
truth in this advanced age. We have
got SO far ahead of Gods plans! AS
I an not exactly in line with some of
my brother ministers, they keep me
worked out.
Now I want to indorse and COM
mend vOur entire speech IN your re-
cent trial for law ard trntN T have
been warning the people from the
The Jeffersonian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1907-1917, 1916-01-13
FROM A FRIEND AT G,UyTON.

Dear Sir: I wish to congratulate
you for the stand you have taken,
notwithstanding the fact that our es-
tcemed Brother G. NJ. Ledbetter, of
Guyton, Ca, has not nerve enough to
take q stand with our brave leader
who has been fighting our battles for
us; Notwithstanding the fact that he
said he was the most obscene man in
the State who is the most vile Of
the two? A man who can say that
he is trying to bring out the truth,
and is perseoutcd for 50 doing, or
any minister Of the Gospel, to publish
such thing in a paper that is trying
to CRUSH the truth. is not fit to preach
to cow, much less people of COM
mon Judgment Play with a skunk
and see if you don't smell like the
skunk. Who could compare our brave
editor with such loW~bred things as
a skunk?
We who have to depend on our
friend to fight our bottles for us
ought to be very careful how Wc sign
or name to any article to be pub
lished in The Augusta Chron Gle. one
of the worst papers in the South.
Not that our Brother G.. NJ. Ledbetter
The Jeffersonian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1907-1917, 1916-01-13

pulpit of the dangers of Roman
Catholicism getting the. reins of our
Government. 1t is time our people
were waking up, because the prin-
ciples of Romanish are creeping into
our churches and into the pulpits.
The Scriptures say we wrestle not
with flesh and blood but with powers
and principalities and Spiritual wick
edness in high places. 1t has come
up into the legislative halls and SEN
atorial halls, and does not stop there,
but has got into the churches and
into the sacred Offices of the minister.
If I could get to preach a few SER
mons to all the preachers, I would
show up some Of the evils better than
I can show them in writing This is
fast age. We have laws to pro-
tect and control our Government, but
it does seem that the law and courts
The Jeffersonian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1907-1917, 1916-01-13
PAGE TEN
TO THE GEORGIA DELEGATION
OF THE SIXTY-FOURTH
CONGRESS.

We, the undersigned citizens of
Milton County, Georgia, have re-
solved to place actions above words
and measures above men or party,
and to determine our future political
alignment by the action taken by
the Sixty-fourth Congress on the i'm
portant subject Of Rural Credits.
We, therefore, petition and urge
you to use your efforts and influence
toward enacting into law a Rural
Credit system as promised in the
Baltimore platform.
Respectfully,
Ramsey Shirley, E. Wood, J. L.
Parker, John w. Swilling, J. B. Mar
tin, J. A. Shirley, j. d. Swilling,
J. A. Bracket, c. H. Martin, w. M.
DeVore, J. R. Trammell, e f. Poole
T. J. Martin, J. r. Crymes, A. ].
Roe, Fl. G. Rucker, F. D. Holbrook
J. A. Estes, D. S. Moore, c. w. Reece
G. B. BroadWell, S. B. Gilstrap, W.
Y. Smith, G. NJ DeVore, T. E. May
field, Clarence Reece, w. S. Walker,
T. D. Wells, M. A. Strickland, G. V.
Nalley, " c. Rainwater, J. L. Webb,
J. l.. Estes, E Gilstrap, II. O. Bran
hoH, w. L. Oid w, ". l.. \ OlI1d ltl, Day
Stowe, Stephen Blackwell, j. B.
Walker, D. P. Waters, P. P. Hag-
erty, j. B. Paris, e. C.. Cobb, w. ~
Williams, r. c. Walker, John Cos
wick, j. A. Tatum, B. r. DeVore,
B. A. Mosteller, J. Fl. Alexander, j.
H. Manning J. A Webb, J. P; J. H.
Tatum, H. E. Jackson, w. G. Jones,
w. J. Upshaw, A. w Smith, W. r..
Rusk, w. d. Martin, Fl. T. Tribble,
G. S. Moore, r. T. Webb, C. n Paris,
o. G. Shirley, G.. V. Shirley, J. L..
Swilling, B. J, Findley, J. H. Dodd,
II. w. Thompson, w. H. Burnett,
w. E. Shirley, D. NJ Mathis, B. A.
Moore, w. F. Burge, J. e. Mayfield,
Roy Watkins, j. A. Watkins, A. S.
Mayfeld, Fred E. Goswick. E. NJ.
Upshaw, r. e. Webb, J. T. Dempsey,
W. E. Cobb, w C. Barnett, J. C.
Reece, G.. w. Allen, J. B. Broadwell,
G. T. Dempsey, S. H. Broadwel, C.
M, Rogers, H. Burton, w. N. Doris,
n. H. Broadwell, II. B. Spence, D. T.
Huddleston, J. T. Broadwell, w. F.
Gillespie, T. w Newborn, w. H.
David, J. H. Cowart, J. s. MostelIer,
J, p Brooke, r. O. Morris, J. O.
Morris, J. W. GOswick, I. F. Crisler,
". f. Holbrook, T. A. McCleskey,
J. A. Webb, I, O. Teasley, w. O.
Stewart, r. D. Manning, c. E. Chat
ham, G. A. Phillips, H. G.. Waters,
IT, A. Gardner, B. n. Shirley, Fl. NJ.
Estes, ]. T. Jenkins, G.. w. Morris,
w. P. Phillips, r. B. Martin, G. L.
Lane. J. N. Jackson, R. j. Lowrey,
w, B. Maxwell. J. A. Rayper, NJ. H.
Jones. J. L. Dimsdale, E. J. McGin-
mis-, J. w. Moore, w. A. Mcpherson,
c. A. Stone, J. w Day, G. L. Tatum,
C. P. Moore, John Shirley, Eli
Reece, Bethel Chester, Floyd Chester,
c. H. Iackey r. N. Spence, n. D.
Doris, James G.. Bramblett NJ D.,
Robert J. Webb, J. A. Oliver, J. w.
TNo1lvor
The Jeffersonian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1907-1917, 1916-01-13
THE JEFFERSONIAN

had an idea that it would cause so
many people to look at him and say
that he is traitor to the truth--no
man Of true Christian spirit could do
such thing. Oh, We hypocrite! If
he thought for moment he would
come face to face with our dear
friend, T. E. Watson, he would
change his opinion of T. E. W.-he
would fear the scold that he might
receive.
All mistakes in this article are
meant as a slam to all our enemies
and good will to our friend, T. E. w.
Respectfully,
Ga. H. N. CONWAY.
Dear Sir: I, an old Confederate
soldier, and M. H Green, man with
but one leg, obtained the inclosed
subscriptions in about two hours
ride through the country, not over
six miles from start to finish. Every
person approached subscribed except
two. One young man said he was
out of money to every demand except
The Jeffersonian. We failed to see
seven men we were sure would have
subscribed if they had been at home.
Let the Catholics and men in high
Office continue to persecute; it only
helps you.
By the way, see that Senator
Smith is making another drive at
the farmers-not just - cents cot
ton but 20 cents this time. That is,
he furnishes the chin music but
wants Uncle Sam to take the risk Of
putting it over the danger line. He
fooled whole lot of people with his
- cents scheme; he may fool some
with his 20 cents scheme, but not I.
Look out, you men high up! You
are falling and Watson is rising.
Ga. p. r. COKER.
The Jeffersonian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1907-1917, 1916-01-13

need some protection at this age, and
I feel that we find ample ability in
the person of Mr.. Watson. We need
a Watson in the pulpit.
Yours truly,
Ga. J. B. SAYLORS.
The Jeffersonian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1907-1917, 1916-01-13

eff you would know what it COST
in toll, in ostracism, ia persecution
and in blOod--to win for YOU the
sunny, stalwart freedom which AS
VET, you enjoy, seek the knowledge
in such books as those of those au.
thors who deal thoroughly with the
history of European Literature"
From new edition or "Popery: It's
Relation to Crime and Religious Lib
erty," by Thomas E. Watson. Pre-
paid 10c.
JEFFERSONIAN PUBLISHING CO.,
Thomson, Ga.
French Broad hustler and Western Carolina Democrat. [volume] (Hendersonville, N.C.) 1915-1916, 1916-08-03
ORDER OF PUBLICATION.
Before C. M. Pace, C. S. c.
Henderson County

Before c.. M. Pace, C. S. c.
Henderson County.
Petition for Sale Real Property. q.
H. G. Ewart
VS..
Jas. B. Ewart. w. R. Rhett and wife
Mary. G. T. Williams and wife Lila,
H. C. tEwart, Jr., Quay Ewart, Geo.
H. Valentine and wife Sarah c..
The defendants above named will
take notice that an ACTIN entitled as
above has been commenced in the ST.
Eerior court of Henderson, for the sale
of real estate for partition and the
said defendants will take notice that
they are required to appear at the Office
of the Clerk of Superior Court of Hen
derson County at the court house in
Hendersonville on the 4th day of
September 1916 before me at my
office in Hendersonville then and there
to demur Or answer the complaint
filed Or the petitioner will apply to the
court for the relief demanded in said
petition.
This 29th July 1916.
C. M. PACE, C. S. c.
S-3-4tc Henderson County.
French Broad hustler and Western Carolina Democrat. [volume] (Hendersonville, N.C.) 1915-1916, 1916-08-03
THE FLoOD,s FORCEFUL LESSON.

The response by people represent
ing every section of North Carolina to
the opportunity to help the Hood SUI
'ferers of their own State has been
highly commendable and the money
given for that purpose will relieve
much of the suffering and priVation
threatening many who are staggering
under the blow of pecuniary m1sfor-
tune. But immediate and temporary
relief will not suffice. There are many
~ho lost practically their all who must
BE helped to earn a living.
better protection of our forests and
more attention to their conservation is
ono of the strongest demands, accen-
rated by the recent flood devastation
In Western North Carolina which com
mand the attention and active efforts
az this section from this day hence.
The danger of denuding trees on the
mountain sides for commercial pur-
poses, which has been going on at a
rapid gait for a number of years mas
been sounded in vain for some time,
and the cost which must be paid if it
is continued, will be something fear
full. The terrible experiences which
the people in a large area have recent
ly undergone. serious as they were,
will be greatly multiplied if this sub
ject is neglected longer, and the day
of more awful experience will be
FASTENED, delayed or prevented, &C
cording to the heed given by the warn
ing of the July, 1916, disaster.
French Broad hustler and Western Carolina Democrat. [volume] (Hendersonville, N.C.) 1915-1916, 1916-08-03
GO no BORDER IN A L
Local Man of the Opinion that n. C.
National Guard Will Move When
Cool Weather Sets In.

Capt. r. V. Ladd, who returned from
Camp Glenn last week to open a re-
cruiting Office for the national guard
and regular army here, says that in his
opinion the brigade of North Carolina
Infantry now encamped at Camp
Glenn near Morehead City. will be Or
dered to the Mexican border as soon
as cool weather sets in this fall. In
the meantime every effort will be made
to recruit the brigade up to full war
strength, for which purpose the cap
tain is now soliciting for as many of
3 1000 recruits as he can get.
The national guard from the cooler
'rGl thern states now on the border,
are having a pretty tough time of it
on eccount OF the fierce heat AMI il
would be almost folly to send 'be
Nc1.0 Carolina men down there now.
However, they are being rapidly
whipped into the best of condition,
are beginning to get used to the rigid
army life and by fall will be in a
splendid physical condition enabling
them to stand service anywhere. The
1 units of the national guard now on the
border will probably be relieved by
other contingents in a few months.
French Broad hustler and Western Carolina Democrat. [volume] (Hendersonville, N.C.) 1915-1916, 1916-08-03
NOT SILLY ENOUGH TO WORK
Tramp Admitted He Was Little BIT
Weak-Minded, But He Was Q
Wise to Join Army.

Early one bright spring morning =
ragged tramp called at a country vicar
age, where the woman CT the hou
had the name Of being very charitable.
kind woman" he began whining
", as he dotted his cap politely, 1
amt 'ad a bite to eat since my supper
Yesterday, an termorrer will be the
third day"
"Poor fellow" said the kind-heaTted
woman "You must be hungry! But
you look strong. Why don't you look
for work, or, better still, join the
army"
"Ah, mum, ye seer I'm a little bit
silly" began the man IN explanation.
Eyes, but silly people can often get
work." interrupted the lady.
But I'm not that stlIy!" finished the
tramp quickly.-London Answers.
French Broad hustler and Western Carolina Democrat. [volume] (Hendersonville, N.C.) 1915-1916, 1916-08-03
NOTHING Doinu!

with this attachment on your auto
if you knock a man down it won't
hurt him a particle, won't disable him
for a minute"
Nothing doing!"
But you don't seem to apprect
ate"
Don't Ell? If 1 was to knock a man
down without disabling him what do
you think he would do to e