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La prensa. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1913-1962, 1916-05-30
Los carrancistas en- Uez de procurar
la union entire los mexiicanos, es-
tdn ahondando sus diuiisiiones
Por medic de urias supuestos quieren engaHer Ia op
MON pdbIico, arrojdndo sobre los expatriados la
responsabilidud de la actual stuacion
Una "pose'' de Obregon y un curioso proyecto
de Salvador Aluarado

ind;viduoS que l'epreSontan, cauAS
perc;das. Y que han sido vencidos Ell
una lucha politica Y civil; por indi-
viduos cuyas propiedades Sc encuen-
tran en- pe:igrO. y que, desesperados
de podcrlas reaGquirir justamente
con la influencla Y los pueStoS de
que dis:rutaron en- este pals, del que
fueron arrojados por sus propiaS ac-
clones, no sugieren otrl Salida que
no sea la de provocar Ia intervention
armada de los Estados Unidos."
Miente de la manera mas descarada
el llamado primer jefe de los cairan-
cistas al hacer tan insidiosas aflrma-
clones. JamaS podran demostrar ri el
nj los suyos que los expatriados mexi
canos tengan Ia mas leve responsible
!idad en- la situacion actual de nues-
tro pals NADIA tienen los emigrados
de comun con Francisco Villa. autor
uS4 SlltIilu1 NOlbiIbuN- Lut luz Cl
cho que provoc6 Ia primera expedi-
ci0n militar enviada a Mexico; don
Venustiano Carranza miente a sa-
biendas, porole Sc halla plenaments
convencido de que les que eI llama
''reaccionarioS" sienten tan profunda
antipatia por el bandido Francisco vi
LA como por los cue componen la fac
cion del ''gobierno de facto." Es muy
facil lamar calumnias en- los perio-
dicos: pero es muy dificil rendir las
pruebas pertinentes; y Carranza Y los
.suyos,. en- vez de procurar la union
de los mexicanos, Sobre todo en- las
presentes CIRCUMSTANCES, hacen mas
hondaS las divisiones, Y quieren con
injul'ias V denuestos, enganar a la
La prensa. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1913-1962, 1916-05-30

DespuGs de haber permitido el 60
bierno de facso, de Mexico, naSta
Dor medic de un protocolO en- lorna.
Ia entrad;. de las tropas americanas al
territorio de nuestra Republica. en-
piezan los carrancistaS compr"nder,
no solo la inmensa responsabilidai que
sobre ellos pesa. Sino tambien ei gra-
visjmo error cOmetido. Y, por ESQ.
Gespues de CONSENTIR eXpreSa-
mente en- el envio de Ia ''eXpedicion
punitiva." piden al gobierno de Was
hington que retire suS trOpas, en- tam
to que los diarios mexicanos encien-
den el espiritu publicO, tan sensible
en- nuestro pals, cuando Sc trata de
cuestiones que lesionan el patriotiSmo
nacional.
No seremoS nosotrOs qulenes cen
suremos. en- esta veZ, Ia actitud del
gobierno de facto. ST Sc caraclcrlzO
como traidor despues del atentadn de
Columbus. hace bien ahora Ell que
rer reparar su falta, cambiandO i;
politica del servilismo, por la de la
dignidad y el derecho.
Sin embargo, tambien en- esta oca-
sion, COMO EN- TODAS, los caIrar-
cistas emplean medios reprobados,
echando mano de Ia calumnia Y el do
10. Y. al efecto, inculpan los expa-
triados de aqu5llo de que SOLO los lin-
cados constitucionalistas, son respon-
sables.
En- recientes declaraciones hechas
por don Venustiano Carranza Z la
prensa de los Estados Unidos, leemos
10 siguiente: La repetida situaclon
Qa provocada por Ia "expedicion pu-
nitiva") es el resultado de las con-
diciones deliberadamente creadas por
La prensa. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1913-1962, 1916-05-30
FUERON ApREHENlIDOS EN- Gu.
Dad JUARtz DOS R|ETOS
DEL GRAL. TERRAzAS
D02CIEHT0S HOVEKTA Y OCRO SOLDADGS
AHERICAHaS HiRIDOS Y EKFERHOS Sc
ENGUEHTRAN EN- FL FUERTE Bliss
TeIeHrama Especial para Ia PRENSA.

FL PASO. Texas. Mayo 29.-Ann-
che fu"ron r"duridoS a prisi6n rn IA
Vccina Ciudai Ju;irrZ los Sriiorrs
,Wan Crr"l .Ir Y Enrique La-rtt. ME-
tOS del general don Luis Terrala> y
,FranriSr" Larriva, hiio del Prr>iirn-
IT, del Banco de Ia La=una. Hoy IN
a tardc fucron purStoS en bibrrtad.
UnOs de- .Os hOmbre> d." Gavira
declare EN- rSta ciUiad Que Ia apr"-
hcDsidn lie los .i6vencs anirS mrncin-
nadoS - drbi6 a que Sc rnrontraban
IN rStado de cbrirdad. prro los in
l"resados nieGan .aa Interior version
y asc@uran Due Jos carranri>ta> los
perSi@uen pOrque fu"ron partIdarjoS
del oroZquiSmo. Y II" dnSprrdician
ocaSldn para pcriudicarIos.
La prensa. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1913-1962, 1916-05-30
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La prensa. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1913-1962, 1916-05-30
Los CADAVERES De CERVANTES
' BEEC0HO FIEROH SEPUL,
TADOS EN- NAHIQUlPA

TcICdrama Especial para IN titNHA
Ell. PASO. Texas. Mayo 43.-Notl.
cias procedentes de fuentes america
mas. dan cuenta de que los cadav@rcs
de CcHdelario Cervantes Y Juan Ben
como. los cabecilIas vil2.stas que fue-
ron muertoS por soldados del ejer"ito
de Us Estados Unidos, han sido Sc
pultados en- el pante6n de NamiQui-
pa.
Esas noticias dicen que los funera,
les de los cabecillas villistas no re-
vistieron pompa alguna. pues solo
acompanaron al cortejo funcbre
unos cuantos vecinos de la localidad
I'm carpintero del pueblo fabrico dos
toscos ataudes en- que fueron deposi
tados los cadaveres.
La prensa. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1913-1962, 1916-05-30

auhaq ae frances h d a'edd0"" a
aforaeza frances ten pe 81 "a
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La prensa. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1913-1962, 1916-05-30
LIBROS EN- ESPAN0L

Compre usted sus libros en- espaiol
Ignacio E. Lozano, GOT Dolorosa st. San
Antonio, Texas. Su casa es Is mas barata.
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TO ADVERTISERS

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circulation than any other mexican news
paper in the United States
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South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1916-05-22
THE NATIONAL GUARD.

Incident to previous remarks that we have made
the subject. the meeting tonight consider
plans for preparedness parade might better give its
attention the maintenance Co r l. n. G..
tal to Indiana maintaining its national guard quota,
national having killed the federal volunteer
army plan. The guardsmen believe that they per
form better service. and it is up them to prove
o
The country is willing to be convinced In many
respects aggregation volunteer provided
by the various states must be regarded ideally Amer
things remain be done before such
troops can serve the purpose for which they
intended. 1t must be made certain that they be
lawfully utilized for federal service in emergencies
without loss OF time or conflict authority; and
volunteer in adequate numbers and apply them
selves conscienously the prescribed training For
the first requirement congress assumes responsibility
For the second the national guard itself will be held
responsible
The bill agreed in conference provides for
$4,000 guardsmen appOruOned among the states In
the ratio OF SEQ to each member of ocnsress The
present theoretical ratio is SEQ to one congressman.
In very few the membership anywhere near
that figure. And in few states have the possibilities
OF existing system realized. South Bend must
do its share for the 18th district
Will the national guard assume the responsibility of
making good now? VIII il recruit itself up TO the re-
auireeng VIII persuade the citizens and the legis-
latures do their part in making
.his vital part our preparedness system work
able? The people win have TO back 1t up if it does
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1916-05-22
MAY p, 1910.
THE UNIVERSAL EXPERT

There is hardly field of action in which the man
who understands thoroughly the theory OF his work
knows perfectly how apply theory and has the
executive power 10 handle other men doing the same
thing does not earn a yearly stipend running high
into the thousands
But there is job different from the rest The
person who is successful in performing it must be:
fabric expert, to deceived about the values
OF textiles and their wearing qualities All classes Of
textiles are included which into clothing food
serving or house furnishing and this embraces an
extremely wide Of linens. silks. woods cottons
and grass fbres and combinations of all these
wood expert. knowing all about the qualities of
woods and their adaptation to various uses and how
to care for the various finishes
metal expert knowing exactly what to use and
how for the cleaning Of gold silver copper
brass, iron, tin and aluminium. This person must also
know china from porcelain and how 10 handle each.
A mechanical expert, knowing how to care for and
repair small defects in plumbing player-p pianos
cleaners earpet-sweepers the like often the care
Of lawn-mowers is required
An expert sewer. Dressmaking necessarily
required, but sewing ability is absolutely essen
tia in order keep the fabrics in repair
food value expert The incumbent Of this Job
must know about fires and cooking processes and the
balancing of ratons in order obtain the posi-
bic nourishment group people at the best
possible price
health expert. The job-hoder must understand
the essentials OF sanitary surroundings hygenic
living. and must it that these observed.
An educational and psychological expert. knowledge
and ability with growing minds such a way
that they viii grow in the right directions funda-
mental
Unlimited patience and self-controL A fine balance
between giving service and making others selfish.
It's rather a large order. isn't it2 And probably
there only people the country capable
knowing and doing all these things all the time
And these two simply fabulous salaries. of
Up in the hundred thousands?
Well. no.
This is merely the description of part Of the work
done by the ordinary competent housewife
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1916-05-22
THE MASS AGGIES

Now What earth is mass aggie? No, it is not
"mOss agate" No it is not slang term for ladies
VINO have just been church (not if they went
for the express purpose OF showing Off their clothes
The headline is Mass Agges play Vermont" You'll
have to guess again.
the baseball team Of the Massachusetts School
OF Agriculture which lays proud claim to the mys-
terious title. And the presence of "Aggies" the
sporting pages of the papers is a symptom OF the
times.
going TO college meant spend four years alb
sorbng little Latin and less Greek few scraps Of
theoretc mathematics possibly bit of attenuated
philosophy. Boys were trained in what called
the "humanities" but which a matter Of fact were
of very little interest to humanity.
Now the athletic field find only the
bers of academic colIeges-and these study such en-
human" subjects af economics. applied chemistry his
tory of civilization in-reationto present prob
pointsbut find the Aggies and the Techs in great
numbers The Agges learning how feed the
world the Techs will house 1t cothe it pave
its streets and build its bridges will bring
the places Aggies may
farm thereon
And somehow, in spite of Agges and Techs
the world grows cultured interested daily
haps. because we have learned that culture is not
incompatible with farming industry and because
we trying to a who will enjoy the beauty
Of life the less because they have helped pro-
duce it?
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1916-05-22

in that it cleans up decaying matter
that otherwise would fill the world
with diseases.
So mankind has fought the fly
only half-heartedly. The fly brush,
ingenious traps and curious wire
domes placed over dishes of food
were followed later by vile poisons,
then sheets of sweet. sticky paper,
then door and window screens that
seemed to have carried the war on
the fly to perfection.
In all this flies were treated mere
ly as persistent nuisances. harmless
except for their annoyance, and it
was a war for comfort only.
Now that the fly is known, upon
almost limitless authority, to be even
more dangerous than the fever
carrying mosquito we may fight it
with more relentless determination
1t is a fight not for individuals to
wage alone but for municipal and
state boards of health.
The fly is to be exterminated by
cleaning up the filth in which it
breeds; and as the filth goes many
another evil besides the fly will go
with IT.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1916-05-22
CHARLEY,S BOOSTING ORGAN.

George Lockwood OF Afuncie, ex-secretary of Hon.
c. W. Fairbanks and editor of the Muncie Daily Times
must feel somewhat disappointed the reception
given his national republican weekly which started
some three years ago in the interests of the g. o. p.
The combination Of Exs, with Newt. Myers the
* X campaigner had their objective the estab
lshment OF national republican sheet that should
a wide influence be the medium for
executive and other reports from all of repub
lican thought and action.
As a newspaper summarizing, codifyng and boiling
down the election statistics time TO time. the
Lockw wood Fairbanks-Ny organ success, un-
til became apparent that it was published in
Charlie than interests Of repub
leans at large.
The alterations flop" and drop" come in this con-
nection made glorious by the recent publication of
that remarkable campaign letter by Newt. Myers Of
Jacksonville.
And it may be asked in conclusion: Does flop
drop policy pay?
See the Fairbanks system Of rewardng his sup
porters when he the state office years ago. and
then ask yourself why he failed to establish
sentative national republican organ.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1916-05-22

most OF the differences might well be adjusted favor
Of the house measure.
The senate bill would limit loans land to so per
OF value, taking OF Improvements;
the house bill would allow so per cent loans the
land and 20 per cent the value Of permanent i'm
provements- The bill requires unanimous con-
sent OF a loan committee in appraisng a farm; the
house bill only majority report The senate
makes the minimum loan $780, the house bill reduces
II 800 The senate requires advance payments on
the principal units Of s1OO the house makes the
S25.
In all respects the house provides for
democratic and effective distribution OF credit,
therefore preferable long the basic prnci
Piles OF safe lending maintained. The enactment
Of such will better credit facilities
population extending two-hirds OF the coun-
rys area where the prevalent interest average
10 per cent II will enable the American
farmer his food producing business terms
little nearer those which his European and Egyptian
competitors enjoy.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1916-05-22
HOW AMERICANS SAVE.
Guthrie. Okla. Leader.)

1t has become a habit among GER
tain superficial moralizers to lament
the greater tendency to thrift in
other countries than our own, as
exemplified by savings. But this
is only one side of it, They should
consider that the American people
may be making provision in another
form-life insurance for example.
Far more old line insurance is car
ried today in the United States than
in any other country of the world
England, Germany. and France fol-
lowing in that order. And thrift in
vested in insurance is really much
more likely to be permanent. Saw
ings may be Withdrawn for this or
that, possibly never TO be restored,
but the man with insurance will
hesitate a Ions time before he al
lows his insurance 70 lapse or de-
crease il by borrowing. Besides
there is a regularity about it that
keeps him to the habit. He comes
10 regard it as a definBe factor to
be taken into account in all his
calculations, whereas other forms Of
thrift may be subjected 10 the
whirns of the moment.
1t is constantly borne upon him
also that he is saving for those dear
TO him; that ne has TO take into &C
count others than himself The un-
selfish impulse thus generated makes
for good citizenship, for true man
hood and character. 1t has a
steadying, a driving influence that
brings out the best that is in a
man. And there IS the assurance of
absolute security. Life Insurance.
has been reduced by the experience
Of 150 years 70 a science. The ac-
tuaries' tables have sized up the
risks from every conceivable view
point and provision has been made
in all the large legal reserve com
panies TO meet every contingency.
There IS no ggesswork. Nothing is
taken for granted that has not been
demonstrated By experience. Every
thing has been worked out TO a
mathematical conclusion. In the
early days before the principles now
applied were thought out there was
a good deal OF rule OF thumb about
insurance just as has been dis
astrously shown in the conduct OF
a good many public pension funds
in recent years. When claims be-
gan TO mature rapidly they upset
calculations based on initial errors.
But there is no possibility OF that
in insurance today, because those
very errors, being known have been
avoided. There Is probably no hu-
man institution so soidly founded
en- concrete facts as that OF life in
surance.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1916-05-22
COLrNTRY CREDIT ASSURED

has been opposition 10 rural credit legis
ation in large cities which have practical
with the problem. There has been far less IN the
smaller cities where the IS better understood
and none at All in strictly rural communities where
the lack Of reasonable borrowing facilities is con-
slant menace 10 the prosperity Of the population
CONGRESS has probably represented the sentiment Of
the country pretty accurately in the impressive
iorities il the pending rural credit bills The
Glass bin passed the house by vote Of 2s5 TO 10 A
measure similar in nature liberal pro-
visions has passed the senate There ought be little
dincuty in ADJUSTING differences in conference and
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1916-05-22
WHERE BRITAIN FAILED.

Should the Russian army Of Grand Duke Nicholas
succeed in taking Bagdad, it now appears will
inevitably be accomplished. it will be another bitter
blow to British pride and military prestige
Months the magnificent army Of Gen. Town
shend so 900 in high spirits to capture
Bagdad. capital the Turkish vilayet Of Bagdad on
the Tigris and then advance north forming juno
ton with the the foot the Caucasians.
The result OF the expedition was the unconditional
surrender of Gen. TOwnshend's entire army and the
abandonment OF the British campaign in Mesopotamia,
writing history the most ingorious chapter of the
whole war, England
on the other hand. the Russians have crossed. in
the face Of tremendous obstacles the Caucasian noun
tains and driving before them. swept down
toward Bagdad bidding fair 10 accomplish under far
more dihcut conditions what British failed
Truly this war is re-shufng the cards most
thoroughly with proud Albion drawing pathetcaly few
trumpS
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1916-05-22
THE MELTING POT
Filled Today by Stuart H. Carroll
COMM THRU WITH RYE.

COMM THRU WITH RYE.
Gin body meet a body
With a pint OF rye,
Gin a body mix a tOddy
If bOdy's dry.
Ev'ry Iaddie has his classic.
Name, they say, need I.
Yet a the lads they smile at me
When I've a pint OF rye.
Gin body meet a body
Comm frae the town;
Gin "A bOdy's breath smell naughty,
Need a body frovn.
Ev'ry laddie has his nicht-cap,
Name, they say. need L,
Yet a the lads they smile at me
An kill my pint of rye!
NOR ENGLISH WALNUTS.
We note there was no Irish
stew for sale at the recent Turner
hall bazar.
THE ETERNAL QUESTION.
"Whatll you have?"
AND THE ETERNAL ANSWER.
The same"
o
IZZY AND CUSSY.
His mouth would always stand ajar.
His nose was like a knob. There
fore
When he was baptiscd meath the bar
They called him Isadore.
He soon grew up and learned to
swear,
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1916-05-22
AFTER GEORGIA'S PLACE.
trunlps

Texas long notorious as the banner mOb-law state.
but for the past few years trailing considerably behind
the procession. is 70 regain it's lost laurels.
Negro murderer, convicted by the courts and SEN
fenced hang by the neck until dead from
the officers 10y mob and burned alive in the municipal
square Waco. Waco by the way. boasts o cuI-
ture and erudition and is known college town %
once upon time lot OF perfectly conscientious
folks sympathized with people south in their
particular problem; secretly believed that
speedy and unofficial execution was but fit punish
ment for the uncomfortable crime. But that crime
has been eradcated in the elsewhere
and possible pretext lynch-law that might
ever have existed. with it, The affair Is with
out excuse OF Justification, Of
The very the state authorities should do would
be to make an example OF the ring-leaders they
won't being is election year. Wherefore Georgia
may well tremble lest Texas from it its hard
won crown OF dishonor.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1916-05-22
THE DEATH-DEALING FLY.
lDanville. m. &c.

Regarded in the light OF recent
knowledge the fly il more dangerous
than the tiger or the cobra. Worse
than that; he is. at least in our ell
mate, much more 10 be feared than
the mosquito and may be easily
classed. the world over. as the most
dangerous animal on earth"
This IS a carefully prepared asser-
ton Of a high authority in a current
magazine. Il only supplements what
scientists have long been saying.
Longer than memory OF man sun
meth the fiy has been recognized as
a pesky nuisance. but il has also
been regarded as a hygienic blessing
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1916-05-22
ADD LIFEs MYSTERIES.


They paid two or three perfectly
good simoleons for the privilege of
occupying seats in the 'parquet" at
the symphony concert and, con-
versing as follows TO THE ACCOM-
PAYMENT OF THE SYMPHONY:
What the deuce is that fellow
blowing?" Indicating oboe player,
only the mouthpiece of whose in
strument is visible behind the front
rows of players.)
Il don't know. II looks like a
pipe from here"
"Whew! This is the longest piece
7 ever seen"
Smatter. don't you like this p
L The reply is a grImace. and then.
IN response TO the taunt that fol-
lows. is hurled:
We'll, YOU went 10 sleep on it,"
Good music always puts me to
sleep"
Just then the soloist breaks into
the first strains OF an aria in italian.
What d'he say? 1 couldn't un-
derstand him"
ID
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1916-05-22

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