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New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1916-06-22
The writer's Of automobile advertisements know presumably

their public The snobbshness of advertisements sell
earsprobaby it The summit of snobbhness to no
ton was reached by Rides in Closed Cars advertise
ent But surpassed You'll like the kind of people
that ride in Reos" says advertisement. "They
kind"
But what humanity needs among other things, that you
should like the kind people that don't ride at ahe people
that are not your also that should like the kind of
oe that are conmpuous Of the kind of people that ride IN
Reos-the people also your own kind.
front the % Years. Young Idea
eompOsiiOnl
ACADIANS
The Acadian. were French living they farmmed
The Acaans they SUPPLIES to the
-
the English got captured Acadia 1853
The Acadians deorted scarted along the coast
The very and locked their doors at
night person what he NEEDED he just took and then
returned it the next day.
Merely TO bge Of softly flowing voice as ever
rppled over telephone recorded good quality
Of white paper and good The Tribune chron
cle even more affairs that the Hon Cory Hogg
candidate Democratic nomination for Governor of West
Virginia.
pays as may have observed previously to advertise
Three or four weeks ago Of Tarad asked what had
become Of the f. young girl used faint and then Miss Rae
Tanner comes along a daily three-star final
Every time that gedng Coming Tower and lose
signs Pink Il am tempted sing This Is the End Of Perfect
Bay"
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1916-06-22
AND. NOT INFREQUENTLY, THUS

Il haven't played tennis in twenty years;
Ny arm is sore and lame
And then he proceeds-if you want the truth
To play a rotten game.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1916-06-22
90 EVER THUS"

Its years and years since I've touched
doubt whether ! am able"
break them-open--then warm chair
WENe ne cleans up she tatic.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1916-06-22

Every time that brown gedng Coming Tower run and lose
signs Pink e" tempted TO sing This Is the End OF Perfect
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1916-06-22

It pays, as some one may have observed previousl!
Three or four weeks ago this Turret Of Taradddle
become Of the f. young girl who used to faint; and
ranzer comes along with a daily threestar final swo
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1916-06-22

But what humanity needs, among other thi
should like the kind Of people that don't ride q
that are not your own kind; also that you shoult
people that are contemptuous Of the kind OF pc
Reos-the people that also are rot your own kind.
The day book. [volume] (Chicago, Ill.) 1911-1917, 1916-07-01

FIGHTING NERVE OF TEACHERS
SHOWN AT MEETING OF THE
PENSION BOARD
The Chicago Teachers Federation
fighting nerve when cOrnered was
shown yesterday at a meeting of the
teachers pension board. They took
steps to keep the $1,OOOOOO fund in
care Of Teachers Federation con-
troll. Two teachers who are mem
bers of the federation and have been
branded by Jake Loeb as politicians
and intTiguers unfit for public seTY-
ice came to the meeting of the board.
One by one they resigned and elected
their successors. Those they elect
ed are also members of the fedora
ton. Those who resigned are Frank
lin Donecker and Miss Sara Roch-
ford. The new members are Mrs.
Stella Halvorsen of the Bismarck
school and Miss Helen Roat of the
Otis school
John w. Eckhart, acting president
of school board in absence of Jake
Loeb, gave Statement yesterday pro-
testing against suggestion from
Teachers Federation members that
the board of education and the city
hall crowd are making a raid on the
S1,OO0,000 pension fund" Federation
members say their careful policy in
the past of not permitting the pen
sion fund to be invested in risky real
estate securities is threatened by the
Loeb majority action of dropping
Teachers Federation members from
the board. The latter are elected by
vote of all teachers in schools and
the Loeb action of discharging them
You teachers of Chicago
shall not have pension fund caretak-
eTs whom you elect"
1000
The snail's mouth is armed with a
tongue. like a long Narrow
The day book. [volume] (Chicago, Ill.) 1911-1917, 1916-07-01

WILSON'S NEW YORK SPEECH
Washington, July Taking the
issue which his Republican opponents
had threatened to make the principal
object of attack, Pres. Wilson has
adopted it as his own and put it up
to his political adversaries.
This is the opinion of political and
official Washington today, following
the presidents return from New
York, where he spoke last night.
Three questions raised in his
speech before the New York Press
club were believed directed primarily
at those contesting his reelection.
The questions were:
Would the glory of America be en-
HANGED by war of conquest in Mex
leo?
Would an act of violence by a pow
eTful nation like this against a weak
and distracted neighbor reflect dis
tinction upon the annals of the U. s.?
Is it our duty to carry self defense
to the point of dictatiOn in the affairs
of another people?
For the second time in as many
days the president said he would
stake his personal fortune upon the
ideal he is following in Mexico.
He indicated for the first time what
may be in his mind as to the imme-
date purpose Of concentrating such
large armed forces on the border.
Force" he said, can some times
hold things steady until opinion has
had time to form. No force ever ex-
erted except in response to that opin-
ion was ever COnquering and pre-
dominating force"
The president indicated he will 90 (
to the extreme lengths of diplomatic !
intercourse before he will resort to |
IL
The day book. [volume] (Chicago, Ill.) 1911-1917, 1916-07-01

The snaiI's mouth is armed with a
sawlike tongue, like a long, narrow
ribbon, cOiled up so that only a part
of it comes into use at any one time.
Distributed over the surface of this
ribbon are tiny teeth.
The day book. [volume] (Chicago, Ill.) 1911-1917, 1916-07-01

CIatskanie, Ore, will rent out its
city jail, which has not been occu-
pied for a year,
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1916-12-27

Mrs. Earl Green left Saturday for
Monroe, Wis, to spend Christmas.
Mr.. and Mrs. Fred Godfrey left Tues
day for their home in Davenport, Ia.
Miss Martha Borge left Saturday
morning for her home in Stoughton,
Wis, to spend Christmas.
Ned Walker left Wednesday morning
for his home in Darlington, after a
weeks visit with relatives in the city.
Mrs. Anna Mccarthy Byrne and Miss
Marie Mccarthy left Wednesday morn
ing for Chicago to visit with relatives
for two weeks.
Mr.. and Mrs. Joseph Hurlburt have
purchased the VIM. Rech bungalow in
the north part of the city and will
move there soon.
Judge Clementson was a Milwaukee
passenger Tuesday morning While
there he will attend the annual meet
ing Of the state circuit judges.
Clyde Clanton of Minneapolis and
his brother, Ted, of Prairie du CHEN.
arrived home to spend Christmas with
their parents, Mr.. and Mrs. George
! Clanton.
The following teachers left for their
homes Friday afternoon to spend the
holiday vacation: Louise Chandler,
R1chland Center; Hazel Ferebee, Blue
River; Mabel Mcdonald, Oshkosh; ;
Meta Kieckhefer, Milwaukee; Beth
Williams, Genoa Junction; Olive
Thauer, Watertown, Wis; Louise
Brown, Omaha; and Vera Thompson,
Fennimore.
Lieutenant William Houghton of the
regular service, arrived at Cassville a
p. few days ago for visit with his par
ents, Mr.. and Mrs. VIM. Houghton. He
received leave of absence for one
month from where he has been locat-
ed down on the Mexican border. On
his way home he stopped at Chicago
to call on his brother, Elgie, who is
studying medicine, and who accom-
panied him home for a holiday vaca-
ton. They were callers at Lancaster
on Tuesday, where they visited rela-
tlves, Mr.. and Mrs. John Blackburn,
Sr
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1916-12-27
congregational Church.

9:30-Sunday school for all de-
partments except adult
10:00-Adult classes.
10: Worship. Pastor will preach
6:45-C. E. A new Year topic
Worship and sermon.
7:30-W Wednesday. Annual church
meeting. Every member should be
present.
7:30-Thursday. Prayer meeting.
Topic: Supporting the church.
3:00-Friday. Ladies Aid meets at
church for work.
Saturday, choir rehearsal.
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1916-12-27

Monday New Years serv-
ice, followed by annual business meet
ing.
2:00-MOnday Hurricane annual
business meeting
On Thursday the Hurricane ladies
meet at the home of Mrs Emma VIE
land for their annual business meet
ing.
Prof. Lauhe will be with us for the
services on Sunday and Monday.
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1916-12-27
TRIED FOR ABANDONMENT.

Wilson Woodruff of Montfort, the
young man here some time ago on an
abandonment charge, appeared in the
county court Wednesday and pleaded
not guilty. The parties alleged to
have been abandoned on Dec. 10, 1915,
are his wife, Lottie, and his daughter,
Alberta, aged 1 year. A jury was en-
panelled at o'clock
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1916-12-27
NEWS OF THE CHURCHES.
Methodist Church.

Sunday school at $50.
Morning worship at 1920. Sermon
subject, Passports to the New Year.
Junior League at 200.
Epworth League at $50.
Evening worship at 1880. Sermon
subject, First Things First in 1917"
It is possible that the hour of the
evening service will be changed 70
provide for watch-night service.
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1916-12-27
BLAME 1T ON ELMO.

The power failure yesterday was at
tributed by the Interstate Company at
Galena, to be due to lines down at Ell
mo. Whoever Elmo is he had better
get under his hat and be good in the
future
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1916-12-27
COMING EVENTS.

The Campfire Girls Ceremonial
meeting will be held Friday at 2:3O
at the Charles Klarman home. Miss
Idalia Larson, hostess.
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1916-12-27

Banquet at G. A. r. hall followed
by joint installation of the chapter
Blue Lodge and o. E. S. Wednesday
evening, Dec 81 Installation at Ma
sonic hall, Masons and wives, Stars
and husbands.
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1916-12-27
Presbyterian Church.

9:45-Sunday school.
Morning worship.
10:00-Rockville Sunday school.
1O:OO-BOice Creek Sunday school,
Hurricane Sunday school.
3:00-Divine services.
7:30-Boice Creek evening service
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1916-08-03
With Other Editors
A Community lrritant.

In the freshest batch Of exposal phil
osophy on human nature from the pen of
Colonel Luke McLuke that comes to Us
through the Cincinnati Enquirer we learn
that "a philanthropist is a man who will
supply the collar buttons if you will fur
nish the shirts"
There are such, we dare say; but
''there are n sort Of men," we know who
must be thrust into the same category
with the philanthropist of gratis collar
buttSs. What community has not been
sorely irritated in the years Of its youth
and development projects by the open
handed who, in bonus meetings and sub
scription conferences on public improve
mcnts, offers to donate item dollars or a
hundred if the rest of the crowd will
raise a hundred thousandf-San Antonio
Express.
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1916-08-03
Not a Dollar on HuQhes.

The refusal Of the Progressive party in
the state to indorse Mr.. Hughes at the
convention last Saturday, following simil
ar action by the Bull Moose of New Jer-
sey, was reflected in Wall street betting
circles yesterday in the disappearance of
the little money that had been offered on
the chances of the former justice TO win.
Edward McQuade, on the curb was still
offering much money on President Wilson
at 10 = odds that have prevailed for
a week or more. He said that so far as
he could learn not q dollar was being Of
fered on Hughes at any price.-New York
World.
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1916-08-03

Heavenly Houston Is happy. Messrs.
McIemore, Garrett and Eagle are citi-
zzens Of the Bayou City. The Post SAYS
With three congressman in the house
Of the Sixty fifth congress. Houston
will tax $4,000, 900 for further channe
development, 81 ,O00, 900 for an addition
to The federal building. $500, 900 for a
new customs house, 81 ,000, 900 for a ma
W yard. 100 additional rural mail routes
81 100000 for an army post and a few
other things that W do not happen to
think OF at present. In other words, we
stand Tor reform and what is coming to
"a.
10 the victors belong the spoil, Hous.
ton voters put over three candidates for
congress. They refused to let politics in
%terfere with business. Now they are EMIT
led 10 all that is coming, or, in other
words, all that they can take down.-Fort
Worth Record.
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1916-08-03

I%litical allegiance 10 the pope. lie has no
civil powers whatever over our ac.ivi-
ties. I am saying this deliberately and
without equivoration Or reservation and
am asking you to accept it with the sin
certify with which il is expressed.
so long as religious liberty is prac-
Iticed under the spirit Of the constitution
the Catholic would be the verist migrate
who would not give his whole-hearted
allegiance 10 this country. Ii We only
look abroad therefore for the illustra-
ton to which i refer We will see Cath
olics Of every country in Europe dying
by the thousands for The flag of their ma
tiOn. In some instances that flag typifies
a country which has in the past pro
mulgaed and enforced discriminating
laws against the Catholic freedom anu
happiness, but it is the flag Of their
country and the Catholics patriotism is
a living virtue and he feels impelled to
respond to the call Of patriotism and the
bounded duty Of hiA conscience.
Il think I voice the sentiments Of the
membership of the Knights of Columbus
and Of every intelligent Catholic in this
country when i say that We deeply APP
preciate the spirit of tolerance and good
feeling which for the most part exists
among our non-Catholsc bretheren
throughout the length and breadth Of
the land. Bishop Nora, the early Span
ish Bishop of Los Angeles, always al
luded to his non Catholic fellow citizen
as his separate bretheren, a most
charming reference, which never failed
10 strike a responsive chord.
I'VE are furthermore not unmindful
of the fact that elsewhere in foreign coun
tries the religious lines has been drawn
sharp and hard and very oten il is the
dead line of strife and bitterness. Ii
any Of my CATHOLIC friends are doubling
the accuracy of my opinion in this mat
ter. particularly if he M from Eu-
rope or n other part of uhe civilized
wOrli, let him 90 back there and com
pare the attitude of the non-Catholic OF
thai country with the spirit which per
vades the non Cal holes of the United
States and he will recognize the value
of the conclusion at which | have ar
rived .Ii.a.
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1916-08-03
FRIED CHICKEN
FOR REPORTERS
NEWSPAPER CORRESPONDENTS NOW
IN VALLEY TO Be GUESTS OF
SAN BENiTO BUSINESS MEN.

"Fried chicken for the newspaper cor
respondents now in the Valleyy," shouts
George A. Toolan. secretary of the San
today invitations are being sent out TO the
various pencil pushers now in the Valley
to "come to our house" Saturday evening
at 6 and eat fried chicken, cream gravy,
creamed green peas, hot biscuit and cherry
pie.
Benito Com. Club in an announcement, and
pie. San Benito il twenty miles north OF
Brownsville.
Writing of the forthcoming evening 10
The Herald, Mr.. Toolan says:
"We had first thought Of q banquet, but
what's the use Of an imitation Of a ban
quet, or even a full ledged one, when il
is so much easier, so much more natural,
to gather around our board a lot of home
less, hungry and h~ardworked newspaper
men who have not had q home meal in a
seeming century. So we want you TO act
lust like You were coming home throw
your hat in the corner and realize that the
only mothers son of YOU who will be in
disgrace i the one who eats sparingly
when there will be so much set before you.
at will he served family style, in big
platters, with plenty Of good gravy and hot
biscuit, and we want you to feel perfectly
at home for, after this meal, some citi-
zen will take you TO his home for the night
or for longer, if you will stay, and show
you the bromo settler bottle in the morn
ing
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1916-08-03

Rogers has completed rs proposed sys-
tenn OF about forty-five miles of graveled
roads radlating ont of that lutte city. The
value OF all the property in that territory
has been enhanced by his Improvement.
The man who doesn't want to pay the tax
should now sell his property at a higher
price, and let the buyer pay the tax But
II the property Is worth that much 10 the
buyer II should be worth that much more
10 the owner. This il the big argument
iavorng the building of good roads,
Temple Telegram.
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1916-08-03
Chicaqos Annual Market Week

Chicago. ILL.,. Aug 3.-Chicago's annual
Market Week will be observed next week
by manufacturers. wholesalers, retailers
n the public generally. As in previous
years, the Chicago Association of Com
merce IS in charge Of the arrangements
Thousands Of visiting merchants are ex-
pecfed to come TO Chicago during the week
for business and pleasure combined. A
feature Of the observance will be the semi.
annual fashion show of the Chicago Gar
ment Manufacturers Association.
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1916-08-03
Upper Peninsula Golf Tourney

Houghton. Mich, Aug. 3.-The fifth an
nuai tournament OF the Upper Peninsula
uolf Association was begun on the links of
the Portage Lake Golf club TODAY under
conditions that promise one of the most
successful events in the history of the as
s"ciation. The participants include rep
resentatives of clubs in Marquette. Es-
canada, Calumet. Iron Mountain, Menom-
inee, ~ishpeming and Houghton. Play will
eontinne through the remainder of the
week.
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1916-08-03

America asks mOfIaEg for
herself bit What size has q
right to ask for humanity
itself
WILSON
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1916-08-03

"Our Country! In her intercourse with
foreign nations, may she always be right,
but our coutry. right or wrong."-Stephen
0onaflr
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1916-08-03
WHO kNOWSl

Lord Kitchener assertion at the be-
ginning of the European war that 1t could
not END within three years i now justified
TO the extent that the war has entered IT.
third year. and To all surface appearances
the western battle line has hardly wayered
from the general location It assumed i'm
mediately following The Marine retreat.
Since that time the world has learned
or, at least, has been brought 10 a reallza-
ton Of the fact that Il formerly did not
know-the meaning OF modern warfare.
II is more probably true that. today, the
thinking world Is more bewildered than
ever before a. to the underlying laws that
make for peace or war among the nations
and tribes of the earth.
We have been inclined To accept, either
literally or IA principle. the biblical story,
according To which the separation of the
people of the world into races occurred at
the Tower Of Babel through the confusion
OF tongues. Ii had become a common
Of reasoning 70 assume that UNI
vsrsal peace would establish itself sooner
or later-the sooner the diverse and sun
dry races began 70 get better acquainted
and the sooner a universal language, Tor
instance could he evolved.
Apparently. up to the outbreak Of tins
Great War now over two years ago, condi-
t,ons were becoming more and mere favor
able To the establishment Of such universal
mountaineering among the peoples oi
earth. For the first time since the historic
world began. improved means OF travel and
communication had begun 10 draw the
world together. n It were. People of races
Of remote regions had begun ~ rub shout
ders and iutermiugle. The peasant m
Scandinavia took up his morning paper 10
read in his own language an address de
livered the evening before IN China.
Even religious tolerance seemed Ia have
begun to reach a degree approaching mil
lennium perfection. Peace conferences,
international. had paved the way for ar
bitration. and the world was dreaming Of
a day near AT hand when war should he
no more.
After beng separated since the days al
that vague cataelySm-whatever Il may
have been-hefore the dawn Of history
when the descendants Of Noah suddenl,
were ~estrangcd from each other. the seat.
tered races had again begun TO Get 10.
gether.
No sooner had this happened. when. To-
the greatest war the world has known.
Perhaps the Chinese were wise IN build
ing their great wall after all. Perhaps tn,
confusion of tongues and separation 81
races at Babel was the salvation at thar
time Of the human race. Who knowsf
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1916-08-03

Every little while one hears Growing
from some or another county to the effect
that its first bale Of cotton IS in. II the
tendency in this state would become a lit
tie more inclined 10 growing over the first
bale Of alfalfa, the first Holstein or Jersey
calf, or the latest two-year old Duroc
Jersey pig, there would soon develop a
decided direct ratio between this first
ness business and bank balances.
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1916-08-03
Southern Adventists Meet.

Nashville, Tenn, Aug. 3.-Nashville is
entertaining for ten days the annual meet
ing Of the Southern Conference of Seventh
Day Adventists. The gathering has at
trae'ed several hundred delegates and
visitors, among them being leaders Of the
denomination from all the Southern states
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1916-08-03

Colonel Leedy. First Virginia infantry,
has found a way TO make refreShmeni and
cold drink vendors in the nelchhorhood of
his camp observe sanitary and health re-
~quirementF. As Colonel Leedv is not de-
pendent for his Office upcn the votes Of
these vendors. We ear say sincerely '1Go
to it. ColoHel!' without asking him 10 jeo-
pardixe his career.
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1916-08-03

Houston, Texas, has been hankering for
some time to nave Buffalo Bayou-or is it
"a riyer-made a naval base. Now comes
a report from Morgan's Point hat q mos
quito fleet has appeared on Trinity bay
and caused an exodus of summer boarders
from bay front summer boarding houses.
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1916-08-03

The United States * just a little behind
Europe in thtimatter Of where the day be-
gins, in fashions and in militarism. About
the time Europe is ready to quit fighting,