Arizona republican., 1916-07-30

FOR SALE-New tires in all sizes,
several makes, at a discount. Paul
Bennett Auto Supply Co, S26 North
Central Ave. 1t
WANTED Someone to take my
picture. Sightseeing today | have
discovered in every available street
show window the most motley crowd
of pictures that the eye ever beheld.
There are representatives of Chautau-
qua, who with vacant stare but stud
ious pose. seem to be wondering where
the next donations will pop from. Then
there are political aspirants, many OF
whom wear angelic looks, altho inter
mingled are those phizs which Teddy
says, would stop a clock. Here is
one in profound study: I'll bet my
boots he is figuring on how the sal
airy, if graft is cut off, will carry him
through. Look at this lowering brow,
the next in line. | know what he thinks
"Ye devils have held me down from
times first dawn, but now I've got
you, and I'll chaw your hides to
chicle,' and bless us all there's our
governor who spontaneously brings TO
my mind this apt rythm.
SO noble his bearing, so proud his
array.
Many smiles are suppressed as we
gaze on his face,
But Wen throttle the villain whom
his name dare disgrace.
But oardon me, who is this looming
in the background as tho forming our
governors halo? Why, it's 'TOmmie"
Tom Campbell the Republican stan
dard bearer, and he who is TO WELD
the sceptre the coming years. Gov
it is good of you TO allow your en-
emy-eVen his face on paper, to sit be-
side and oVershadow you. which how
ever fulfills the scripture of the Lion
and the Lamb"-Tommie won't munich
your bones. governor, only he viii
have his heel across your neck, but
please Gov. tell me, since you have
plucked and eaten the plum, why are
you so anxious for the stem? Turn
your head and look at this photo Of
fattened hogs-"Phoenix office Hogs"
Isn't it awful You're not a hog and
DESTROYS of being classed as one Gov.
I'm going to make an urgent request:
Turn your picture to the wall. Hand
Tommie the ermine and scalping knife.
and come with me, and sell junk
If you don't, I'll place my picture on
general display and its suggestive
beauty and transcendent glorious
beaming orbs, win completely place
yours in the shade. and perhaps-oh
perhaps, or possibly, or may be. |
would gain a title. and the name Of
FORD be perpetuated everlastingly.
Wouldn't my relations be happy?
Victrola. thou bastard, wake up. I'm
happy-Music! Music! that / may
bend my toes and pigeons wing.
Say do any of you BARRIERS, saloon
nj
Of elegant mirrors, or any of them? Dc
you want counters, shelving, fancy
/ back counters, or matched flooring
/ Come to Ford.
/ You're squealing about impure wat
er. I've got a $500 handsome filtei
to screw onto your pipe and take out
all germs. Price $500. 1t will pro-
long life.
You haven't bought that Victrola
with II reels for SIS. That Reming-
ton typewriter for SO. Those roll and
flat top desks for $16. That vibrator
81. That S45 electric carpet sweeper
IS. That little motor IS. Those instan-
taneous hot water heaters s.. Thos'
S45 sewing machines IS to s14. Tina
Kimbail Organ $40.
/ | call particular attention to cream
separators. Have five patterns, an!
y =
very cheap.
4 Fl. +. motor pump, $500.
Artists drawing outfit, $500.
Have nice lot books now, cheap.
Glass book case and glass chin;
closets.
Fine library tables, and others.
Enameled bedroom set; nifty.
Just bought a cabinet sewing ma
chine. It's beauty-S16.00.
All kinds Kodaks and Cameras
cheap.
Cheap washing machines.
Tents, tarpolians and canvas covers
Got invoice of cheap grips AM
satchels.
Lots of ladies' suits and dresses.
Fine sulky pillow, $1,000.
Good cultivator. $3.50
Clocks, we are overstocked so I of
fer them very cheap.
. Carpets, and rugs, new or secon
hand.
I'll simply guarantee to undersel
others.
An immense lot Of rockers in leathe
or wood seats, $3.50 up.
, Couches run from $3.50 to $3.50.
Mattresses new or End hand, SIS
to $500
T Springs in wood or iron, $500 t
, $500.
r Bedsteads, iron. wood or bras,
, bronze or enamel $500 to $1,000.
Gas stoves; we have 50. $500 t
5 $1,000.
Ranges from So to $40; beauties.
6 Gasoline ranges 81 to $12
q Cook stoves 81 to $40. A room FLU
I to select from
Montague range, 2 oven, $500.
Stools for lunch counters and stoC
= chairs, elegant patterns, $500; sprin
revolving
/ Elegant coffee urn-$1S.00.
piece set mahogany $500. Fo
parlor or rest room great bargain
p piece mahogany set, rich uphol
r steering $4,000. Awful cheap.
New 2 hole fireless cooker and a
. the new fittings $1,000 A jewel
n Large wardrobe, and linen close
u $500.
Wicker caster table, $500.
r Wicker flour stand-lovely, $500.
n Wicker rockers and chair $500.
Dressing table, enamel, $3.50
Upholstered lounges very cheap.
REBUILT AUTOMOBILES
TO suit the purse of everybody, {
f cars, ranging in price from $50
: $4,000 at 'the Auto Clearing Hous