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The West Virginian. [volume] (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1914-1974, 1916-05-29
NOTICE OF GENERAL PRIMARY
ELECTION

For the purpose of nominating can.
didates Of the Democrats and Republi.
can parties for the. office OF United
States Senator, member Of the House
OF Representatives Of the United
States, delegates to, the National pc.
litical conventions. members Of par.
ty executive committees; and all State,
County and District Offices, as pro.
vided In Chapter 26, OF the Acts OF
the Legislature Of 1915, notice is here.
by given that General Primary Elec.
tion will be held at all the voting
precincts in Marion County between
the hours of $3.50 a. m. and $40 p. m.
on the 9Th day of June, 1916.
For the purpose of holding the said
General Primary Election the follow.
Ing commissioners and clerks have
been appointed:
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1916-05-23
Are You Self-Satisfiied?
D. REATRICE FATRFAN.

4 RE you a complacent. pompOus
~ self-satisfied person? Do you
= march through life with an air
that suggests that whatever you do
is bound TO be rightc Do you refuse
TO brook criticism or accept sugges-
tons from your friends? Have you
figured out your own little scheme
for the conduct OF life, and do you
complacently abide thereby
II you do any or all OF these things,
which are the hallmarks Of self-satls-
faction. rest assured you satisfy no
body but yourself, There is abso-
lutely nothing that is more irritating.
annoying and even repellent to most
people than cOmplacent self-satisfac-
ton on the part Of some one else.
Conceit is pretty natural 20 human
nature-if We were entirely dissatis-
fled We should probably all become
melancholy. But the little bit Of tact
and common sSnse that keeps some
people from flaunting their cOnceit in
the face of the world is the thing
that goes d long way toward making
them charming and lOvable.
The person who acts as If he had
nothing 10 learn from you or the
world annOys you How do you know
that you aren't annoying somebody
else just that way, Think about IT.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1916-05-23
Stomach Ailments
The Nations Cures

There is 10 ailment causing more
woe and misery than Stomach Trouble.
Often Gall Stones. Cancer and Ulcers Of
the Stomach and Intestines. Const1pa-
ton, Acute Indigestion. AutO-Intoxica-
tions Yellow Jaundice. Appendicitis and
other serious and fatal ailments result
from it Thousands OF stomach Suf-
ferers owe their complete recovery TO
Mayr's Wonderful Remedy. II is IN
like any other remedy II sweeps the
poisonous bile and catarrhal accretions
from the system SOothes and allays
Chronic Inflammation. Many declare
il has saved their lives. and prevented
serious surgical operations Try one
dose today Watch its marvellous re-
suits. Contains no alcohol-no habit
forming drugs Book on Stomach ALL
ments FREE Address Geo. H Afayr.
Mfg. Chemist. Chicago Better yet
obtain a bottle of Mayr's Wonderful
Remedy from Kelly & Pollard Potter
Drug Co. or any reliable druggist. who
VIII refund your money if IL fails.-Adv-
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1916-05-23
FOR THIN MEN AND WOMEN WHO
WANT TO GET FAT AND BE STRONG

tat producing nOurishment for the It's
sues and blood-prepare il in an easily
assimllated form which the blood can
readily accept Much Of this nOurish-
ment now passes from your body as
waste sBut SargOl works TO stop the
waste and do il quickly and TO make
the fat producing contents Of the very
san meals you are eating now de-
Eelop flesh between your skin and
Reports of its successful use have
oeen received from every part OF the
country 3 lady from California wrote
= never in my life before weighed
more than 137 pounds Now I weigh
loo and feel fine. Ny face is filled
out and rosy and feel better than 1
nave Tor years A patron from Wis
consin reported. 7 can speak wonders
Tor Sargol, having gained 20 pounds
rom its use 4 man from New York
SAID 1 have gained y pounds and
LOOK and feel like a new person"
NOTE-Sargol IS rot. as some be
heVe, single patented drug but is in
stead skillful combination of six well
recognized flesh building agents and
aSslmilative aids a Z. Ryan and
other leading local druggists who sell
y say there is a large demand for il
mere among people, who wish TO gain
weight and that IL is always sold in
accordance with q guarantee contained
!h each large package or money back
ID any case II satisfactory weight in
meut
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1916-05-23

it really is well worth your consid-
GRAFTON.
Very Unpleasant
Standardization is unpleasant and
repelleut-but il is even worse than
that. for IL interferes with your own
progress as well as with your low
ableness. The minute you think you
have arrived you stop trying to ar
rive. And the minute you stop trying
to arrive you stagnate or worse
In Lewis Carols charming classic.
Through a Looking Glass the Red
Queen is discovered by Alice madly
running in a treadmill- And she in
forms the astonished little girl that
you have TO run awfully fast TO stay
where are. There is a great deal OF
deep philosophy in that, II you stand
still you are sure to he swept back
ward
You do have TO run very fast to stay
where you are"-and still faster to get
ahead in the world. And the minute
You permit yourself Snug satisfaction,
you shut yourself off from the knOwl-
edge or even from the consciousness
that YOU must make an effort
COuceit viii interfere with your
making friends OF individuals or of
opportunity The minute yOus are
self-satisfied you are letting your
self get into a rut where you can
have very little about which 10 be
satisfied
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1916-05-23

returned at that moment with the gray
suit in question. ''lly wife seems TO
think it is not so conservative as
blue.
well. Of course. that Is entirely
q matter of opinion said the sales
man deprecatingly- "Ine gray SUIT
viii be popular. but the blue is just
as universally worn
Helen realized that he gave no
opinion at all in the matter and she
was amused in consequence, but she
said nothing What was the USet II
she said that as Warren had asked
her TO give an opinion on the subject
he ought not to demur when she eX-
pressed it. Warren would be sure not
to like it. She would simply keep stll
and let him buy what he wished
Well, how do YOU like it," said
w arren after a Few minutes, coming
out in the gray suit Helen had 70
admit that he looked very wei In H.
hut she was still in favor Of a blue
Try on the blue now. dear. TO
please me"
ooh. don't thing there's any need
Of il. / ike this one pretty Well-
But you haven't an idea Of how
the blue viii look until YOU try"
IT'S a nuisance to try. though.
What's the use If I am satisfied wtth
thisc What's the matter with the
suit. don't you like it,
Yes. I like it, admitted Helen,
truthfully." but I know 1 would like
the blue one better
Well. as long as you like II what's
the fuss about Wen take this one
and after I buy a hat wei go out
and have some tea Cheer up dear
III have YOU so that you know the
different STYLES in mems clothes yet
Copyright 1916, international News
Service.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1916-05-23
Reliable LaxatiUe
Relieved This BABY
Child was Badly Constpated Until
Mother Tried Simple
Remedy.

In spite OF every care and attention
TO diet, children are very apt TO be-
come constipated. a condition respon-
sibls for many ills in after life unless
promptly relieved.
Mrs. g W. Wilson. Of ShelDyFllle,
Tenn. had trouble with her baby boy,
Woodrow. until she beard Of Dr. Cald-
wells Syrup Pepsin- She wires, I
can safely say DR.. Caldwelrs syrup
Pepsin is the best remedy Of its kind
on earth II acts so gently and yet so
surely. Little Woodrow was very badly
constipated and we could find nothing
that gave relief until we tried your
Syrup Pepsin, which gave immediate
relief"
DR.. CaldWelTs syrup Pepsin is a com
pound OF simple laxative herbs, free
from opiates or narcotic drugs, mild in
action. positive in effect and pleasant
TO the taste. II has been prescribed by
DR.. Caldwell for more than a quarter
OF a century and can now be had for
fifty cents bottle in any well-stocked
drug store. A trial bottle OF Dr. Cald-
wells Syrup Pepsin can re obtained
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1916-05-23
STOP! CAL0MEL
IS QUICKSILVER
It's mercury! Attacks the
bones, salivates and makes
You sick.

There's no reason why q person
should take sickening. salivating Gallo
mel when 80 cents buys a large bottle
OF DodsOn's Liver TOne-a perfect sub
stitute for caIomeI.
II is a pleasant, vegetable LIQUID
which viii start your liver Just as
surely as calOmel, but it doesn't make
you sick and can not salivaJe.
Children and grown folks can take
Dodson's Liver Tone. because IT is per
fectly harmless.
Cal0mel is a dangerous drug Il Is
mercury and attacks your bones. Taxa
dose Of nasty calOmel today and You
will feel weak. sick and nauseated to-
morrow Don't lose a days work. Take
a spoonful OF DOdson's Liver Tone in
stead and you will wake I'd feeling
great No more biliousness. constipa-
ton, sluggishness. headache. coated
tongue or sour stomach Your drug
gist says If you don't find DOdsOn's
Liver Tone acts better than horrible
calOmel your money is waiting for
northumberland
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1916-05-23


NJ had friend with him. the
trends name was Opie Binks.
He introduced his friend 10 Ma.
Wife. sed Pa. in the course OF a con
versashun witch I had this afternoon
with Mister Binks up 10 the Musium OF
Art. he toad me that he used to live
in Wisconsin, s, I thought I wud like
to have him meet you He says he
thinks he knows yure brother Hank
out in Bloomer
Old Hank Miller. sure I know him.
sed Mister Binks him and me was mem
We was CRATE chums up till the time
he got suspended. sed Mister Binks. He
sed he got tired Of paying lodge dues
for nothing
I can't say that I blame my brother
much. sed Ma. il seems tuff TO pay for
the privilege of meeting sum peepul /
have seen laitly.
Mister Binks sed they had terribul
hard Winter back in BloOmer. sed Pa
thought maybe YOU wud be inter
ested What was the hardest Winter
you remember sed Pa TO Ma
The Winter I met you. deerest sed
Ma. Did you bring hoam the samples
asked you stop in q get2
How vary careless of me sed Pa. ]
was telling Binks here that 7 knew
there was sumthing ] had forgot I
morrow. sed Pa. Wei, Binksy. old
sport. sed Pa. how 10 YOU like our
mural work. on the walls. sed Pa. I
picked out the colOrs myself. sed Pa
1 guess 1 aint vary color blind. am j.
You have a butiful Httel flat. sed
Mister Biuks. 1t must be a grand place
10 spend yure eevnings- ] suppOas YOU
read a CRATE deal
o YES - crate deal sed Pa that IS
my wife does. She reads moastly out
OF that volUm Of the Grand ROmances
OF the Nurld, Binky- How Wud that
strike YOU to have your wife read YOU
the CRATE Romances Of the Wurld2
NY VIE amt vary rOmantlck. Sed
Mister Opie Binks Sumtimes ] think
she married me for my mOnny. tho 1
hate TO think that
! shud think any man wud hate 20
mink that sed Ma 1t cant be vary
cumfurung for man TO think that
ne mas nothing but his mummy with
Wich to mark appeal TO the fair sex
lou must nave been pritty well fixed.
even at that, Sed Ma.
Well. sed Mister Biniss. I am wei
LiAec. d that Is WHARF the shoe runs
oaFer at the heel Men with a lot of
mummy newer RELY know who thare
reel trends are. Every time a man
rings my hand. he sed. 7 am afrade he
IS gong 10 ring my pOcketbOOk next
Ihat IS indeed a butiful way to 20
Inru life. sed Ma. II must be fine 10
ulslruSt every man YOU meet. lest bee
Klaus YOU happen TO be the owner of a
big share Of wurldly welth. You are
70 De piued in many ways. sed Ma, in
many ways indeed.
indeed. sed Mister Binks. T had no
idee / was that bad off guess bet
ter be on my way.
Perhaps il mite be for the best sed
Ma am going TO he bizzily engaged
in conNersashun with my deer hus-
band the rest of the eevnfnc. = if w.
Went INTO another room for the rest
,I lnt eeNning YOU might find time
hanging hevvy on vure hands
After Mister Binks was gone Pa
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1916-05-23
Dorothy Dix's EnIightening Series
Why | Never Married
The Woman Who Saw Too Many Matrimonial Scare
crows Tells Her Story
By DOROTHY DIX.

Es~ HE reason ] am an old maid"
said the woman, lis because OF
Il the awful examples Of matri-
mony that I saw all about me I be
held SO many scareerows hutterins
their rags OF warning in the domestic
fold that I was afraid to enter
TO begin with, in my own home
there was nothing to lead one to think
Of marriage as a desirable, not to say,
a holy estate. Rather IL was per
petuaI scrapping maJcn. Ny father
and mother were both good people.
nigh minded, honorable. even kindly
ana generous, but they were both ner-
YOUR, irritable quick tempered ana
utterly lacking in self control
They possessed all the virtues. ana
none OF the amenities Of life and II
never occurred TO either one of them
70 use tact or fOrbearauce in dealing
with mere husband OF wife.
Conscious that they were doing
their duty to each other, they did not
1eel IT necessary to be polite, or spare
each others feelings, and the result
was that my father used to speak TO
my mother as he would never have
dreamed of speaking to any other lady
IN the world. and that my mother
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1916-05-23
4 NaratiOe of Everyday Afahs
Their Married Life
Helen Tries to Help Warren Pick Out Suit, But No
With Much Success.

IS HON would you like TO 20 out
with me this afternoon TO
some new thing said War
req as they finished lunch on Satpr-
day afternoon. ''--
I'd love to dear. I've been co,xiDe,
you 10 90 shopping for ages. you
Wei 50 long as you take so much
interest perhaps it would be nice OF
~ 20 20 ask your advice as 10 what
rnieRf n the way Of a suit We
sfterNsSISS ., somewhere and have tea
Helen loved these informal after
-17Scj- In IN warren They meant so
- ~ - HeF' and when Warren wanted
49, os NICE ne could he so dear and
lad you anything in mind2r said
4ielen gary as they started off I
woTI5 !. II you hadn't, a blue suit
We'll Well wen see" said Warren good
ar. Are you going to have it made.
No. I'm going 10 try a ready made
Soneern Tor once. I've seen some
PIeSty good looking suits that were
ready made It's a waste OF money
letter or, as they say. to give II more
lass when as a matter Of fact that
isn't true at all"
- They got off the subway at Times
square and strOlled down Broadway.
There was plenty to see for the win
lows were filled with enhancing,
Hiny things and hats were every
Hhere- Helen always wished for
looking clothes
she had often remarked that she
would give anything for Just once in
ner NE 10 have given her enough
money so that she would not have
70 consider whether she could afford
TO spend il or not She said so now
ingly:
more money on 1Tipperies than on any
thing that would show what it was
worth Just like a woman"
Not at all said Helen gaily. ito
a woman the price Of lingerie would
De simple matter She would know
at glance Just what the thing
You don't say So" said Warren
teaslngly- Well are we going TO buy
a suit for me or are We going 10 spend
the afternoon talking about the cost Of
lingerie2''
For a moment Helen was hurt
Warren spoke thoughtlessly so often
that she was almost used TO his man
ner. but a sarcastic remark Of his al
ways left some kind OF sting be-
hind it. Perhaps Helen was q little
a-1AAdllAEu 10 Dc4lEhE LnaL she EU4A4
never really count on an absolutely
happy afternoon with Warren
She could not remember a time when
he had not spoiled IL with some care
lessly spoken phrase that hurt and
Inundated her; often she knew TO his
surprise. for he seldom meant IL 20
hurt. He was simply not thoughtful.
he wasn't made that way and the
little cOurtesies that some women re-
ceived fro mtheir husbands Helen could
never expect and she had tried not 10
make herself unhappy about IT.
They Inspect suits.
This looks like a good place, let's
20 in here said Warren, as they
We're passing a large establishment
Helen followed him in and the process
of buying a suit began
Why don't you have the back
belted ing' said Helen. as the sales
man left to bring out some suits
Because I don't like that model
Its more for a sport suit. Perhaps
can afford TO get a sport suit later,
q Norfolk style II you are so crazy
about belts"
But. dear, 7 have seen plenty OF
suits with belted backs on Fifth ave
nue. that wern't sport suits"
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1916-05-23
Why FIeshmaking Food Does Not Al
ways Produce. Flesh on Thin Pee
pie: How Weight Has often
Been Increased.

Thin men and women-that big.
hearty, filling dinner you ate yester-
day What became OF all the fat-prO-
ducing nOurishment IL contained
Possibly you haven't aimed in weight
one ounce. That food probably passed
from your body like 1nburned coal
through an open CRATE. The materials
for flesh, fat and strength We're there,
but your food doesn't work and stick.
and the plain truth may be, YOU
hardly get enough nourishment from
YOUR meals TO pay for the cost Of cook
ing This is true OF many thin folks
the world over Their nutritive or
gans, their functions Of assimilation.
are probably sadly out Of gear ana
need reconstruction.
To those who are in this class and
who would like TO add from ten 20
twenty-five pounds Of good. firm.
healthy. flesh. fat and muscular it's
sue 10 their weight the following test
is suggested
First weigh yourself. Then continue
regular meals as before. but eat with
every one Of them q single Sargol
tablet In two weeks weigh again and
note the difference
SarEol does not Of itself make fat.
but mixing with your food il aims 10
turn the fats. sugars and starches Of
what You have eaten, into rich. ripe
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1916-05-23
MEXICAN DID NOT INTEND TO
CAUSE TROUBLE; RELEASED

Alamogordo, y NJ. MAY 2s.-Jasper
Juarado. who was arrested al orc
srande and placed in the Otero county
jail at Alamogordo. on account of max
lns threats against Americans and in
citing the Mexicans at Orogrande to re-
volt, was released from custody
Juarado IL was found had no intention
Of starting local revolt at Orocrsnde-
the STATEMENTS he uttered being mace
merely IN spirit OF braggadOcio. lie
returned to his home in the Iarilla
mining district. near Orogrande. where
he has mining interests
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1916-05-23
A Dainty COnfection-Pasry Potatoes
By CONSTANCE CLARKE.

DUT into a stewpan three ounces
Z Of sugar, one ounce of finely pow
dered chocolate, rubbed through a
wire sieve; four eggs, and whip
these together over boiling water
ill the mixture is warm Then re
move the pan and whip the contents
OF the water til the contents are
ike a thick batter and cold. Add to
it three ounces OF fine -four that
has been passed through a sieve
and warmed and an eighth Of an
ounce Of baking powder. Have a
baking tin brushed over with warm
butter and then lined with paper.
Brush the paper also over with but
ter and dust. il over with fine -four
and sugar mixed in equal quantities.
Pour the mixture into this pan about
9 quarter of an inch thick and bake
In = moderate oven fer about a half
(To-morTeW--cUeel
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1916-05-23

Well. what do you know about It,
anyway said Warren. a little irri-
tated at being doubted, and at that
moment the salesman returned much
TO Helen's relief
Warren looked at two STYLES I'm blue
suits one was a plain and very fine
blue serge that Helen liked immensely
The other had a white line. very faint,
that was effective. Warren did not
seem impressed with either
i think III look at q gray suit"
he remarked after a few moments.
There was one in the window that
1 liked fairly we'll"
Helen said nothing. although she
hated the idea Of a gray suit on War
rem
The salesman went I'm quest OF the
suit mentioned and Warren turned 10
Helen.
What's the matter with YOU he
remarked, scrutinizing her face Don {
borrow trouble because 7 asked TO see
different suit from the one you had
planned on. Remember. i am wearing
the suit. not you"
Il know, dear. but blue is so much
more appropriate, gray is more com
mon"
Gray isn't more common, is it,
Warren appealed TO the salesman VINO
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1916-05-23
The Daily Novelette,
The Premature Appreciator.

Don't think because z woman is out
spoken that she can he OuttaIked
Prof. SImp.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1916-05-23
Paso Del Norte Roof Garden

ednesday and Saturday evenings.
Dancing. Refreshments. Meals and
Lunches-Ady
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1916-05-23

an hour, then turn out, and when cold
rub it all into crumbs and mix rssp-
berry jam, which should be first
rubbed through a sieve. Add half
teaspoonful Of vanilla essence and
mix it into a paste in basin Then
take portions Of the mixture. about
two tablespoonfuls, aatten it out
with the hand, using a little icing
sugar for the purpose. and inside
the paste two candied cherries; then
roll up into the form Of a potato.
Have some almond icing and with Il
completely cover the first prepare
ton. making the covering perfectly
smooth and working it with icing
sugar. Then roll the potato in choc-
olate that has been grated and
rubbed through a sieve. Dish U the
potatoes in little paper cases and
use for a sweet for desert
,ocoanut Cream Cake
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1916-05-23
M

- n a ------'--A- NTdAs - ny - LudL 4auN
M making such dreadful faces
Doesn't she like musice'
Hush. Candelabra. She likes the
music very much indeed"
Then what makes her move around
like that Does the music remind her Of
something sad. mammal"
NO. no. she likes It very. very
much"
do you think a pin is sticking in
her then. some placer
NO, darling Hush"
But mamma. she can't be feeling
we'll Perhaps we ought TO ask her IL
there's anything We can do"
Il tell you she is perfectly happy.
Candelabra. The music is filling her
with untold delight"
But then why does she look so
queer, and do that with her hands. and
move about so2-
III tell you. Candelabra. And then
YOU must hush. She acts that way be
cause she likes the music so very. very
much that she Just can't wait for the
orchestra 10 stop so she can applaud
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1916-05-23

II PRsO seed t-o.-Opposite Court
House, 5l9 East san Antonio. Tel 363
ADV.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1916-05-23

Get acquainted with the "DeliciousIy
Different" flavor Of Sul-berger's Ma
jestic Hams and Bacon.-Adv.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1916-05-23

Piedras Market. neat and clean. no
flies. - NJ Robinson, prop. Phone 63f5.
Adv
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1916-05-23

NOTE ON MAIL SEIZURE
TO BE CALLED TONIGHT
Washington. d. c.. May 23.-Ameri-
ca s latest note TO Great Britain on
mail seizure was ready today for trans
mission TO London Prospects were thar
it would go forward by tonight
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1916-05-23
Little Bobbie Pa
N WILLIA1I D. KIRK.

w f. = rem: ::S r $a l-:5 en- 5 I'D. ne z;
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1916-05-23

T ANNA. dear, why is that lady
making such dreadful faces
: Doasn.r she Ike rn11sics-,
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1916-05-23

(To-morrow--cuesn cOcoanut Cream Cake.)