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Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1916-02-09
Mrs. Tillinghast Powerful Prohibition
Advocate.

The lecture in Seaver's opera hall
Friday evening by Anna C. M. TiIlin-
ghast. national lecturer for W. C T. u. +,
upon, '"The So-CaIled Adv antages of
the License SYSTEM" although not
largely attended, was one of the most
forceful lectures ever given before a
Barton audience. Mrs. Tillinghast
took point by point the arguments of
the local option advocates and in a
clear. forceful and convincing manner
explained their fallacies. Not once
during the evening did she lapse into
the sentimental harangue sometimes
heard by prohibition advocates and
while not in the least masculine. the
speaker in voice, stage bearing and
logic was the equal of most men orators
md certainly. surpassed any woman
speaker that ever appeared before a
Barton audience.
Fact after fact, indisputable, was
focused upon the failure of the licensed
saloon to make good as a regulatory
means of handling the liquor problem.
Mrs. Tilfinghast drew from her expert
ences as a resident in license, local
option and prohibition territory, end
wide travel, examples that go to prove
that the saloon is always on the side
that helps men to do the wrong thing.
dIs. M. L. Pearson of Orleans, presi-
tent of the state w. C. T. U.. present
ed Mrs. TilIinghast.
Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1916-02-09
A GREAT MASS MEETING.

Two of the most noted orators of this
nation are to speak in Seaver's opera
hall Tuesday evening of next week On
the subject that is gripping the state
of Vermont today an6 is only an echo
of a nation, yes, a worldwide move
ment toward the adjustment of the
legal saloon.
One speaker is that noted orator,
and no less famous ex-governor of
Tennessee, Malcolm r. Patterson. one
time friend and advocate of the
licensed saloon, but now crusading the
country for prohibition. Mr. Patter-
son is spoken of by the Rutland Herald.
the foremost newspaper advocate Of the
local option system in the state today,
ss an eloquent speaker. The Herald
says: He possesses q wonderfully ex-
pressive voice and there were few
indeed in last nights audience who did
not feel its magic. He clothed his
arguments in attractive verbal dress.
Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1916-02-09
Hindus Tells Audience about Russia.

A good-sized audience greeted Nor
ris. Gershon Hipdus, the Russia, at
Seaver's hall last evening, and hi S
lecture on Russia of Today held
the close attention of his hearers until
the last word: Wearing dress blo 1se
of the Russian peasant. young Hindus
gave word picture of the life, habits
and custom of the 100000, 900 of Rus.
sian peasants as they are today. He
told of their emotions. their supersti-
tions, their nature, ignorance and fear.
The wealth of the Gear is so tremend-
Gus. said Hindus. that by comparison he
could put,,the wealth of John D. Rookie.
feller in his vest pocket, and yet by
far the majority of the Russian people
are in extreme poverty.
The charm of the young orator, who
himself was born in Russian peasant
village near the Russian trenches of
today compelled his hearers to listen
with Intense interest as he interpreted
the meaning of the present great war
and the possibilities of its outcome.
MIR. Hindus visited our school and
paid them compliment and after the
lecture was guest of the Improve
ment club members at their room where
he interested some 80 men in conversa-
tion concerning his native country and
people and other matters, showing a
wonderful grasp of things worldwide
Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1916-02-09

Though forceful at all times Mr.. Pat
terson never lapsed into the extrava-
gance of denunciation that is charac-
teristic of many temperance advocates.
Referring to the time when as public
official in Tennessee, he was leading
defender of the liquor traffic, Governor
Patterson said: "There was time
when | honestly believed that prohibi-
tion as governmental policy twas
fundamentally wrong. There was a
time when ] believed that behind pro-
hibition there was hypt crisy, cant and
hysteria. 1t took personal experience
with the evil of liquor to convince me
that [ was wrong" He criticized the
local option slogan, why not let we'll
enough alone?' and said that if that
attitude had always obtained the world
would never have progressed.
The other speaker is no less per-
sonage than DR.. Madison Swadener of
indianapolis, one of the foremost
chautauqua men and lecturers of the
Middle West He is spoken Of by the
press as man of wonderful ability on
Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1916-02-09
Congregations al Church Notes

Mr. Warner preached an excellent
sermon Sunday morning to the Chris
tian Endeavorers, it being the 35tf
anniversary of the founding of the
Christian EnGeavor movement.
A large audience enjoyed the union
service Sunday evening, it being ami.
versary week for the Boy Scouts.
Rev. /. A. Ranney preached sermon
especially to them. Fifteen OF the
Scouts and their Scout master were
present.
The meeting of the Fidelity class is
postponed to meet with Mrs. George
Gorham, Friday evening.
Members of the C. E. society are
urged to attend the Thursday evening
prayer meeting as the service is
especially. for the young people. A
business meeting will be held after the
prayer meeting. f.s
The first secretary's record book Of
the Christian Endeavor society is not
In the hands of the present secretary
and cannot be found, and none of the
early history of that local organization
can therefore be had win any who
the society or others who have any
reason to believe such book in their
possession or miSlaid please institute
SEARCH, and Shouts the book b. found,
1t will Le greatly appreei ated if turre
over to any of the officers of the
society
Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1916-02-09
Methodist Episcopal Church Notes.

The morning sermon was upon the
subject, "a Still Small Voice." the
text being found in Kings 10, II and
IL. A few of the many helpful and
interesting thoughts presented were
There is still power in quietness
though we all seem to have more faith
in noise. The seethiug. of the masses
under excitement is too often confused
with the power of God. Gods might
est work is carried on IN silence. The
greatest yet quietest force is love-
To everyone comes the "still small
voice" To the Christian worker when
he deserts his place because Of difficult
ties and encouragement. it comes
When one buries God-given talents, the
Same question is asked Of him. Life
is the time for doing. There is no
room for dYones. @".
There were lit in our Sunday school
this week. Why not make it 125 next
Sunday?
Remember the prayer meeting on
Thursday evening.
The Woman's Alliance will hold a
business NEE ing at the church parlors
Friday afternoon at O'Clock and at
six supper wili be served. Everyone
cordially invited to come.
Don't forget the election of the lay
delegate and alternate which will be
held in connection with the supper
Friday night. All members of the
church over Fl are eligible to vote.
The delegate will attend lay confer :
ence which will be held at Montpelier
at the same time as the annual confer
ence which begins March 29th Judge
of elections is B. j. Jenness Tellers,
c.. B. Webster and Alden Owen.
Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1916-02-09
TRAINING CLASS NOTES
LETTER FROM ONE OF OUR COL
LEGE BOYS.

We are exceedingly glad to publish
the following letter which we received
from H. r. Brahana. '12. The letter
speaks for Itself and we feel sure
everybody will be interested to read it.
We would be very glad to receive
similar letters from other alumni Of
Barton Academy.
Hanover. New Hampshire,
February 2, 1916.
To the students of Barton Academy
Dear fellow-students:
Now in the short breatbing-space 5es
tween the rush of the past semester
and the rush of the one before, will
try to reply the kind letter received
from you during the last days of 1915.
Right at the end of the examination
period | am in good mood to suggest
to you that there are many thingsfOf
many kinds to be found in college. and
the one that stands out most clearly in
my mind at this time is the ease with
which very great amount of work
may be discovered with very little
trying. The pleasing thing that we
must recognize at the same time Isl
that this work we have discovered
can be doue, and that it promises to
give returns many times greater than
tno effort t0at Is required.
Just a word about the work. TO the
freshmen and sophomores who mod
estly think that nobody is watching
them and who accordingly falsely sup
pose that it makes little difference
whether they have more than half of
tomerrow's lesson. that when they
become juniors and seniors they will
change about and do something start
ling would give the strongest warn
ing. That is something that has
never come within the range of my
more or less limited experience.
/ have had much to do with that kind
of student during the last few weeks.
Their idea has been to do as little as
they could and when the end of the
semester drew near to do good work
and get through as well as was neces-
sary. AS result probably 30 or so
men will have other less pleasant
concerns when the door of the
! registration rooms opens tomorrow
morning. One man / recall who told
me that he "never could do mathemat-
ics,'' and after I had worked with him
half an hour I firmly believed it. I
inquired of him how he ever got into
college with credit for high school
algebra. He had pull" with the
teacher which is one degree worse
than lying to a teacher as far as later
consequences are concerned He had
been certified as having passed certain
subjects and tomorrow he takes bis
little certificate and goes back to his
fond teacher. What / mean to say to
you, freshmen and sophomores, is
that ease and idleness and a teacher s
fond smiles are pleasant but they do
not get you passing mark in college
nor living in the world when you
CONTINUED ON PAGE THREE
Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1916-02-09

II. T. Seaver has sold his plumbing
business to Frank Paddleford Of Glow
er. Mr. PaddlefoYd will move into
Allan GiImour's house.
Mrs H. D. Ailbee, who has been
helping care for her mother, Mrs. L.
D. Chase. returned to her home in
Littleton, N. H., Monday.
Members of lie Beau Lac Boat club
have received invitations to banquet
of. the Willoughby Fish and Game
club at Orleans tomorrow evening.
Mr.. and Mrs W. E. Hanson. Mr.. and
Mrs. C.. H. Hanson and j. F. Batchel-
der were in East Craftsbury Saturday
to attend the funeral of DR.. w. E.
Bailey.
Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1916-02-09

the platform, q social crusader who
doesn't muck rake. His addresses are
all hrim full of humor and his success
should convince anyone that they will
miss an orator of far more than the
usual ability if they fail to hear Dr.
Swadener Tuesday evening
Local men who came together in
Barton at few minutes call to hear
Mr.. Moran, the advance man for these
speakers, comprise C. E. Hamblet, E..
w. Barron, H. T. Seaver, Rev. I. A..
Ranney, A. w. Buswell, F. w. Bald
win and Wallace H. Gilpin. These
men assure the citizens of Barton an
evening Of rare worth and invit e
everyone. men and women, young and
old, to attend this meeting. There
will be a collection, but leave your
money at home # you want
Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1916-02-09
BATTLE OF ROYNE.
July the first in Oldbridge town
There was a grievOus battle,

July the nrSl In Ol0Dr10g0 COWD
There was grievous battle,
Where many q man lay on the
ground
BY cannonS that did rattle.
King James he pitched his tents
between
The lines for to retire,
But King William threw his
bombshells in
And set them all on fire.
When we the Boyne began to-
cross,
The enemy they descended,
But few of our brave men were
lost,
So stoutly we defended.
The horse was the first that
marched Ger;
The foot soon followed after,
But brave Duke Schomberg was
no more,
By crossing over the water.
Then stoutly we the BOyne did
cross
To give the enemy battle.
j. Our cannon, to our foes great
cost,
Like laundering claps did rat
tie.
In majestic mien our prince rode
DER;
His men soon followed after,
With blow and shout put our
foes to rOut
The day we crossed the water.
Old Ballad
Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1916-02-09
MORGAN CENTER

]. Williams is among those in town
who are i'll.
Farmers are harvesting their season 8
supply Of ice from Lake Seymour.
Mrs. Winnie Ellis of Groveton. N.
H., is visiting her parents, Mr.. and
Mrs. G. L. Burroughs.
There was no service at the union
church Sunday on account of the illness
of the pastor, Rev. Harris.
Mrs. j. HI. Gilmore is home from Or
leans where she has been for some
time caring for her daughter, Mrs.
Carroll Green.
Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1916-02-09
Barton Academy and
Graded School

SADIE WILSON, 16: Editor-in-chief
Assistant Editors: WALTER METCALF, IL
LESLIE ELLIOTT, 18 MARJORIE KING, 19
ERNESTINE WILSON,
Misunderstanding Glass
Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1916-02-09

FOR SALE-Nine-room house. barn,
henhouse and carriage house Il 1-2
acres Of highly cultivated land) locat-
ed at Greensboro Bend. VT. 1-2 mile
from r. r. station, 1-3 mile from
church and school. Good running water
at house and barn. Apply to F. A.
Amsden, Greensboro Bend, VT. 30tf
Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1916-02-09
BARTON

..... BARTON
H. w. Carter is in Boston.
Mrs. C. L. Erwin has been III.
G. c.. Lang is in Barre on business.
Mrs Carl Carpenter has been quite
Ill.
Mrs. S. M. Bickford is i'll with the
grip.
J. N. Webster is visiting relatives in
Boston.
Miss Mary Wilkinson has returned to
Burlington.
J. A. Lynch has finished work for
e. F Flood.
A. M. Tower visited friends in New
port last week.
Miss Clara Burgess of Lowell spent
Sunday at Al Dana's.
John Uric was business visitor in
Lyndonville Saturday.
A daughter was born to Mr.. and Mrs.
Gerald Plunkett Sunday.
The Afternoon club meets Thursday
with Mrs. G. A. Barrows.
Miss Ruth Mcfarland is visiting her
grandparents in Hardwick.
Douglass Lester has moved his house
hold goods to st. Johnsbury.
sMalvinaMorin is helping care for
Mr.. and Mrs. Charles Carter.
c. H. Boardman of Woonsocket, R.
l., is business visitor in town.
Miss Eun1ce Rogers has gone to New
York, where she has employment.
Mr.. and Mrs Will Goss of Newport
visited at F. D. Pierce's last week.
Mrs. Lottie Dodge of Whitefield, N.
H., visited at Harry Ash's last week.
Mrs. Rich of Glover is caring for
Mrs. Alton Marsh, who is seriously i'll.
Mrs. Lyman Locke of Lakeport, N.
H., is visiting her aunt. Mrs. Mary
Morrill,.
Miss Jennie Young of Orleans was
the guest of Miss Jessie Gorham over
Sunday.
Elmer Nye of Bellows Falls was the
guest Of his mother, Mrs. Abbie Nye,
last week.
Mr. and Mrs T. J. Coburn and son
of Orleans visited at F. ID. William
sons Sunday
Mrs. Minnie Pearson of Orleans was
the guest of Mrs. Fl. r. Cutler FRIDAY
and Saturday.
Mrs. Lydia Milligan visited friends
in st. Johnsbury and Lyndonville the
last of the week.
Mr.. and Mrs. R. j. Shurtleff of
Greensboro Bend were guests of G. l..
Merriam last week.
Mrs. G. G. Lang returned Satur lay
night from Laconia, where she has
been for several days.
Miss Eva Baxter of Richmond visited
her sister, Mrs. o. n. Mossman,
several days last week.
A. F. French celebrated his 88th
birthday Feb. Z, with many tokens of
remembrance from friends.
You will miss something of interest
to you if you fail to go over every
page of this issue carefully.
Notice has been received of the death
of Mrs. A. N. Hunt of Orange, Mass, a
native of this town, born in 1853.
Mrs. L. D. Chase, who has been
critically i'll at the home of her daugh-
ter, Mrs Daisy Baldwin, is improving.
There will be a special meeting of
Orleans Lodge No. IS, F. & A. Friday
evening, with work on the E. A.
degree.
Hear ye! The ladies of the Metho-
dist church will serve supper in the
dining room of the church Friday at c
O'Clock.
M. E. Willis has purchased half.
intere st in the Barton bakery and will
continue the business in company with
w. A. Scott.
Miss Dorothy Grow of Waterbury
and Miss Ellen Hazen Of Woodsville
N. H., visited at O. 81. Mossman's
last week. ~ E
Service will be held the sixth Sun.
day after Epiphany, Feb. 18th, at z. 80
p. En-, in Odd Fellows hall. Ali are
cordially welcome. +,%sS ~
The icehouse sof the Crystal !. L ke
Ice company has been filled and Mr..
May has been cutting ice for the farm.
ers the past few days.
Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1916-02-09
CLASSIFIED ADVERTISING

Advertisements will be inserted under this
head at ta0o cents per word for first insertion
and cent per word thereafter. Cash
must accompany the order. No ad0ertaSe-
ment totI be inserted for less than tUenty-tUe
cents.
Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1916-02-09
Barnum's Ready Retort.

| Barnum once appeared at Oxford to
| lecture on "Humbug." The rowdy sSu-
dents would not give him a hearing.
At length, in a momentary lul1, he
shouted, '9Then you don't want to hear
| anything about humbugT
! "We don't!'' was the answer in a
roar
"Well," retorted Barnum, "I've got
your money, and there's no humbug
| about thatr'
The disturbance came to a sudden
finish, and Barnum proceeded in peace.
An Epieure.
'My dear, did you make this pud-
ding out Of the cookery bookT
Eyes, love-"
"Well, I thought got taste Of one
Of the leather covers."-Sacred Heart
Review.
The Drawback.
"Elsie says there was only one draw
back to her wedding
"What was that?" sc
"She says her father looked too
NhCOAAul "hCh NC gave ACA a 0ys-0SA-
change.
A Snap.
'Tm going to be farmer when I
grow up," said the city boy.
"Why?' asked his mother.
$50 1 can live in the country and
have vacation all the year round"-
st. Louis Dispatch.
Made Her Sick.
allow about Vanessa? Is she really
Bick?"
''She was today. She has hand
some young doctor and he called while
the maid had her false hair out for an
airing City Journal
Sometimes Seems So.
'Pa, when you say you're laying fos
a person it means you have a grudge
against him, doesn't itY
Generally, my son."
'Well, has the hen a grudge against
the farmer, pa ?"-Boston Transcript.
Not Even Skin Deep.
HolyI1c-Voc nroffu hr1f oh
Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1916-02-09

WANTED-Man to work in our tin
shop. Whipple. French & Co., Or
leans. Aft
Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1916-02-09

FOR SALE-My place on Park
street consisting of ten-roomed house,
barn, two acres of land. House suita-
bic for two small families if desired. j.
E. Williamson. Barton. 5tf
Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1916-02-09

Family moving to Canada has paid
S271 on S400 upright piano. You pay
balance and we deliver it to your
home. The Gibbs Piano Company, IL
73 Main Street, Springfield, Mass. 81
Years One Location. At
Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1916-02-09

FOR SALE-500 cords good dry slabs
at our electric mill in Bloomington at
81 per cord also plenty of sawdust at
25 cents per load. TIE E. L Chandler
Co. 4tf
Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1916-02-09

. FARMERS NOTICE - Will buy
stock Feb. ID and %. Wanted at once,
ten cows due to freshen this Feb
ruary. Dodge, Orleans. 5tf