Arizona republican., 1916-08-27
Phone 422
For Miscellaneous
A FRIENDLY LETTER


 A FRIENDLY LETTER
 My Dear Marsh: Many days have I stood the torments of the dam'd and am yet unscathed. 1 have had such varied experiences since leaving you that even now I inventory to see if Georgie is all here On leaving your land of milk and honey" l enjoyed q Pullman for 3h bucks, and in Mark Twain's Christian Science was soon absorbed, as the train rolled toward the sea; (say if you, or relations ever dreamed of becoming an Eddyite don't read that book) ] had just reached Science and Health when a tap on shoulder brought me to life. I'll make this bed' said a black per sonage, ''so git out" l gave the in truder one of my sidewinder gldnces and informed him that l was not yet i in the humor.-"Got ter do it boss and an expression as of the "devour- ing angel" observing which I reluct antly slid out and in due time was really put to bed. This learned me | two things. First, never neglect to | tip the porters in advance, tthen could have read till blind) and never 1 try to break the system" without a prepaid quietus Rolling into Los, | . | The clerk looked me over. winked at the hellbov and after his little whistle I followed through a labyrinth of halls, alleys. byways and circles (that would have given Nero many pointers | for his dunGeons) until a crib was | found. he thought quite suitable. Not I, and seizirg my grip vanished am now at the Nadeau and very com | fortahle. You will recall your kind
 lv admonition ito touch not etc
 wEich truly I have so far observed
 but. I'll not vouch for results much
 longer.
 Wine was served at my first meal
 anl with determination and dramatic
 noise I roared. take that away
 Wee wee monsigneur." the French
 dispenser murInured and l could sec
 him slihk and shiver like Daniel wher
 in the lions den The following day
 as an old friend whispered. "La's
 have one" I was far from this
 sworn off condition. but begged tt
 he excused The ttird day finds me
 falterirg-I have passed and re
 passed the "fens of vice" but never
 without gazing wistfully in and as
 wet my lips close my toothless jaw!
 and swallow all the dry spittal drawr
 or forced I seem to have a heavenly taste (of course imagined) like unt,
 the nectar which Jupitar kept tt
 sip" Oh Marsh why did the LorC ' ever tempt us with that stuff. ant
 then draw the line? I'd give thret pesos Con the slyl for just one quaff : Dropping that.-listen: In the even
 ing I took a detour of Broadway You know that I have a swaggerinl . gait and always classed as a Jay | acilxr fOl-n -n1 O
 quoth a damsel in bright green witt
 yellow trimmings. bowed very low Taking in the sights "Yessrim. r Pleasant evening. isn't it?" "'Very. I murmured "ard bv the way hardly place you" Well isn't tha } strange. why I've got you place
 seven times" With this she pleas !, antly ticked me under the whisker
 and then she whispered. Have on ! with me" Being from Phoenix an strictly prohibition. my ire wa
 aroused, so I informed her that m : church did not allow this luxury - When do you return whiskors." sh D next asked "Very shortly" I an
 swered. Well Eplraim. would sug gest that as winter soon will appea
 you hurry so as 10 mako ample pro l. vision for your hibernation: now, ta .a:" following which she snit Tn m
 face and glided away. Wasn't sh
 awful? Say Marsh. people pick" O ne don't they.
 We'll old hov I have prrchesed 'ot of new things for you Dropped
 oornle of tho~sand dollH~T in thi
 shipment. and I think vorr junk stor = will be pretty well loaded. That gross of shovels new, 7Sc. Those Dangler gas ranges. s25.0 l That filing cabinet and desk s2o O Four varieties commuter scale T cost s100-stamped s2e.OO. : Electric coffee grinder, new, COS t s11O-s35.OO.
 Four sizes coffee grinders fc . Ttores. s5 to s10
 One candy counter scale. a beaut ' s7.00
 A small cash re"ister. s9n.OO. f store cash register. $3O.OO. A candy cooker. s7.50. n A saw on frame for wood or lun Il Ter. s7n0.
 d Two iron wheeibarrows large $40 e Gslvar arized roof sheeting in goo 2 order, 6c.
 : Fine refrigerators B to s15. t Books of all kind- 15c mp.
 Hand garden cultivators. s5n0 u 7 Cheese franc and knife $500. ,: Several counter show cases, s6. d up.
 ,s A fine davannort. s160O. n Now this ie fow new a~'iclos T I'll omit the fine fnrn'ture 2rd be- e ling rntil rovt v-nek. but believe m Id it's here ond chN"o.
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