davidaulloa/AmericanStories huggingface dataset:
El Nuevo mexicano., 1916-12-14
tion returns. is a Teller what lives SO fur
BACK In tho woods that the hoot owls roost
with Ills chickensP


MODERN PRlNTER-Good printerpress-
man wanted at News office. No boozer,
cigarette fiend need apply It's a real
mans COB .-Tucumeari News.
BRIEF AND ExPLleT-John g. Archi
bald. head. OF the Standard OIL Co, died
in Tarrytown, N. " on Tuesday. aged %.
He could not stand the loss Of his appen'
dix.-Et, Sumner Review
THAT BEAN AcAIhAnusinesa was sus-
pended for several hours in Estancia, one
day last week, while everybody turned
out to helpsa neighbor find a bean he had
dropped III the street-Ft. Spmnen Re-
view. A a.
EWADpYA MEAN, FIGHT BoozE?-"The
Cactus" q new paper established at San
la Re on December 4 has as its editor
Kent Mabank. The subscription Is "
and its purpose is to fight booze.-Tula-
rosa Valley Tribune.
ALLpREDcE ON WHEELs-c II. All.
dredge is the owner Of a new auto. II
looks rather queer for the Democrats to
be spending SO much money right after
the election, hut then Woodrow Wilson
won, and perhaps some Of the Democrats
did, too. Anyway. the senator seems TO
be at home behind the steering wheel Of
hts Briscoe.@ Tucumeari News.
uNBRoKEN RRoNKoTBronko Kasono-
vich, who has been on a business trip TO
ST. Louis, returned the first Of the week
and is preparing to leave at the weekend
with bis family for Denver. where be will
open a cash grocery storel-Gallup lns
dependent. WW
ATTACKED BY FERocIoUs FoWL-A
Cuervo man was takeh to the Tucumcari
hospital last week, suffering from wounds
inflicted by a chicken. It is said that the
g~aliinacious terror that was Matched from
an egg that was placed in a cats bed
when the egg was about ready to hatch,
and the chick appeared the same day the
cat gave birth to a mess of kittens. Ap-
parenfIy the cat did not notice the diff
ference and the chick soon learned to
take its sustenance the same as the kit,
tens. It grew up with them and learned
to fight cat fashion. and became q holy
terror on the place; then, cat-like, Sc
riously injured its owner when he step
ped on its tail.-Ft. Sumner. Review.
-
hump is RiGHT-A Utah man is trying 70
teach the people to eat alfalfa meal bis
cults and a Texas man proposes to sup
ply the m~eatshungrY east with j~ackFabPit
meat. Alfalfa is now selling close to what
wheat sold for a few years ago, and jack
rabbitais expected to JUMP sumpInsE
Review.
El Nuevo mexicano., 1916-12-14
SOME DISTANCE BACK

Hilsboro Advocate; They we're discuss
ing the recent election. First Person. DO
you know what a Republican is2" Second
Person: "A Publican, judging By the lee
El Nuevo mexicano., 1916-12-14
RESULT OF SWITCHING THE Po-
LlTIcAL REPORTER AND PROG
NosTIcAToR TO THE So
GETTY DESK
Newton. Ia. Record.l

Friends in Newton have learned Of
the birth Of a seven pound son to At
torney and Mrs. J. M. Wormley at
Kingsley-making them a Rooseveltian
family Of eight children-and the end
is not yet.
El Nuevo mexicano., 1916-12-14
looP.

Harrington Times-Hustier: She Santa
Fe State Record in a rather lengthy edi-
|torial concludes that the late election has
decided nothing, but we notice that It has
decided the State Record to. begin using
ready-print insides,s instead Of giving US
that daily we we're once promised 70
El Nuevo mexicano., 1916-12-14
AN AWFUL MISTAKE
Trench Farmerl

F-T
An irate farmer invaded our sanctum
shortly after last weeks issue of the
French Farmer came out. and gesticu-
lating wildly, demanded in terrible
tones, a correction Of the statement we
made in regard to the serving Of re-
freshments at the ~neighborhood social
Friday evening.
According to this ruralite it wasn't
the farmers wives and daughters to
whom credit should be given for the
delicious supper provided for the big
gest crowd the French Tract school
house has ever held, but the MEN did
it ar-furnished the oysters, made the
coffee, dished up the sandwiches, dis
pensed the apples and acted the part Of
the genial host to perfection, while the
wives and daughters and s~weethearts
sat around and had the time Of their
lives being waited upon.
SAY. WE forgot to mention Chief
Lizard Hughie williams and Boostmas,
ter Boule, who worked like Troians to
but the big teachers convention across.
We gotta square that somehow.
--~
GREECE appears to be strictly neu-
trail being for both the entente and
s Germany.
DAVID Lloyd-Geprge impresses this
colyum as little Welsh dynamo with a
punch.
T .|.
COMES nearer the American idea OF
Hitting the Ball and Scratching Gravel
than any other Britisher we know Of
WY" $3.50 N444 80
ASQUITH Is much too English
--- 11a E-f,n
WORKS has a sort Of an idea that
El Nuevo mexicano., 1916-12-14

what Japan would do to a Gentlemen's
Agreement would be entipely ~upgentle-
manly.
El Nuevo mexicano., 1916-12-14
JUST RESTING

Sierra Free Press; H. o. Bussum and
Judge NJ. c. Mechem passed through town
Sunday southwark bound. They did not
reveal the object Of their trip, but it is sup
posed to have been purely for the pleasure
of relaxing after a strenuous campaign ana
not with any political purposes In view
El Nuevo mexicano., 1916-12-14
SIMPLE THEORY

Pecos Valley, News: Numerous individ-
uals and newspapers are deyoting much
time and space telling how il happened
Our opinion is worth little and yet we ven
ture this solution: the Republican candl.
date failed to secure the votes,
El Nuevo mexicano., 1916-12-14

ON WITH the dance. let Joy be I'M
fined, and let's Just show our heart Is
in the right place and we are willing
to meet Uncle half way by bringing q
few little old election contests on the
other side.
El Nuevo mexicano., 1916-12-14

YOU HAVE to give it to Uncle, how
ever-with the crust to start an cleo
ton contest, in view Of the lurid bal
lot-box history Of the G. o. P. in this
state.
El Nuevo mexicano., 1916-12-14
iJABS NJ" siss ss'r'

THIS is the season, an exchange adj
vises, when nearly any citizen may use
the power TO- veto bills. This statement
is a glitteFihg fake imagine trying to
veto a Christmas bill and get Oft with
1t.
1T is rumored an appeal will be
made I'd Washington to pass a Law com
peiling the Santa re to pay that bonus
also to brotherhood members.
www-
DID THE comforting thought ever
occur to you that the High Cost Of 4Ay-
ing is purely a Psychological Phenome-
non? In
GEORGE, AFTER reading our state
ment to the effect that We WQRAdR't
recognize an egg Il we met "
in the middle Of the road, says to
drop AROUND and he will give us an In
PRODUCTION, as he has seventy hens and
they lay an aggregate Of one nice, wax
liable, tan-colored 81 each and every
day.
CHEAP NOTORIETY often turns out
to be an expensive luxury.
v|x
EVEN THE president Of this great
and glorious country wouldn't draw
very large crowds II on exhibition at
10 cents per look.
HE-BUT what does your father see
in me to object to, I'd like to know
She-Oh, he doesn't see anything IN
you. That IS why he objects.
El Nuevo mexicano., 1916-12-14

UNCLE TOM. in trying to dig up a
few Of his candidates from the wreck
Of the machine hit by the cyclone N
this county on November Z, may I'M
earth a lot Of unexpected animiIes that
he isn't looking for.
El Nuevo mexicano., 1916-12-14

LLOYDG EQRGH was attacked With
a severe chill Immediately after becom-
ing premier. 1T Is reported the Ger
mans, by q strange coincidence, exper-
fenced the same attack.
El Nuevo mexicano., 1916-12-14

PRESIDENT pushing living cost
probe. Perhaps wants to SO down in
to history as the man who Kept Us
Out Of Bankruptcy.
El Nuevo mexicano., 1916-12-14

OF COURSE, there is not only Rio
Arriba county, but then there Is Tor
rance county, and Dona Ana county,
where they voted EN- drunk in bunch.
es. after herding them in the corral
and Mckinley county, and some other
inviting fields. E
El Nuevo mexicano., 1916-12-14
Election Echoes
RAGE ISSUE, Jas HuRsUM

RACE ISSUE, SAYS 8uRsUM
f Silver City Enterprise Hon. II. @. Bur
sum, Republican candidate for governor OF
New Mexico in the recent election, and de-
feated by Ezekiel de Baca by 1000 votes,
in the city Wednesday and Thursday
of this week in company with Judge M. q.
Mechem, district Judge Of Soeorro,s and MT,
Dodson, a mining man Of Hanover. MT
Bursum and Judge Mechem are travelling
IN an auto and had been to Hanover Tor
the purpose Of inspecting some mining prop
erty in that rapidly growing camp
That Mr.. Bursum takes his defeat with
more than the usual philosophy Of those
who stake their political fortunes on the
hazards of little white slips Of paper is
shown by his CHEEKY smile and warm hand
clasp. When asked what he regarded the
leading factors in the partial defeat Of the
Republican ticket in the state, Mr. Bursum
said he thought that Mr.. Wilson's popular1-
ty resulting from the Democrats slogan,
*Ha Kept Us Out Of War had more to 40
With it than anything else-Wilson's
strength carried through the rest OF the
ticketZhat and the race issue combined.
Although defeated for governor, Mr., Bur
sun has uOI lOsI lueCioot ~
islation for the state n spoke OF many
constructive measures that should receive
serious consideration at the coming session
of the state Legislature.
Mr.. Bursum was especially gratified at
the handsome majority he received in the
rock-ribbed Democratic county Of Grant
and expressed his warm appreciation Of
same desiring to thank his many friends
and supporters for their assistance.
El Nuevo mexicano., 1916-12-14

DON'T mind If your Quaker oats
taste d little bit scbrched now for q
El Nuevo mexicano., 1916-12-14

DANIELS request for forty-two more
ships at once would be reassuring II
we could man those we have.
wy"
If WISHING could kill a man, think
of the fate of Ezequiel!
wv"
WE'LL, anyhow, a guy came back
from Albuquerque today TO get warm,
El Nuevo mexicano., 1916-12-14
Nor DONE

A Chicago woman who had received
a legal summons to appear in a certain
court at a certain period was much put
out thereby. In explaining the matter
to a friend she said.
have certainly received the cita-
ton, but / shall not a~ppear-could not,
in fact. Not only am not socially &C
q1ainted With Judge Jones, but the
whole tone of his Communication is so
Impossible that | absolutely refuse to
know him.H-New York Times.
WHERE DO you reckon they will de-
port the Rumanians to?
WV"
PEACE WOULD certainly be a nice
Christmas present for the world.
El Nuevo mexicano., 1916-12-14

NEVER DID care for a June Christ
mas, anyhow.
El Nuevo mexicano., 1916-12-14

MODERN PRlNTER-Good printerpress-
man wanted at News office. No booSer,
cigarette fiend need apply, It's a real
mans Sob. -Tucumcari News.
El Nuevo mexicano., 1916-12-14

THAT BEAN AGAIN Husinesa was sus'
pended for several hours in Estancia, one
day last week, while everybody turned
out to help.a neighbor find a bean he had
dropped iii the street-F1. Spmnen Re.
view ~
El Nuevo mexicano., 1916-12-14
THE PLUM TREE

Tucumcari News: Another interesting
horticultural item is that the political plum
tree never yields much during a second
term.
El Nuevo mexicano., 1916-12-14

BRIEF AND EXPLlelT-yohn q Archi-
bald, mead. Of the Standard OIL Co, died
In Tarrytowin, N. " on Tuesday. aged So.
He could not stand the loss Of his appen-
dix.-Ft. Sumner Review "
El Nuevo mexicano., 1916-12-14

coLp-BUT aln't L greatg
El Nuevo mexicano., 1916-12-14

.wADDYA MEAN, FIGHT BoozE?-"The
Cactus" q new paper established at San
Ia Re on December 4 has as its editor
Kent Mabank. The subscription IS ",
and its purpose is to fight booze.-Tula-
rosa Valley Tribune. an
El Nuevo mexicano., 1916-12-14

WE R for it,
El Nuevo mexicano., 1916-12-14

GREECE appears to be strictly neu-
trail, being for both the entente and
Germany.
El Nuevo mexicano., 1916-12-14
ANOTHER DIAGNOSIS


(Slerra Free Press.)
The threatened foot and mouth dis
ease at Kansas City has been diagnosed
as something else. Probably chewing
the cud over the election.
El Nuevo mexicano., 1916-12-14

FOR ALL Of which, Of course Uncle
doesn't particularly give a whoop, be
ing occupied entirely with the sad task
Of trying to fry his own fish, but then
he is supposed to be a pillar Of the
state organization, you know.
El Nuevo mexicano., 1916-12-14

rs IT going to be left now to Public
Opinion to Keep Us out Of War;
El Nuevo mexicano., 1916-12-14

COMES nearer the American idea OF
Hitting the Ball and Scratching Gravel
than any other B1tisher we know Of
El Nuevo mexicano., 1916-12-14

DAVID Lloyd-Geprge fmpresses this
colyum as little welsh dynamo with a
punch.
El Nuevo mexicano., 1916-12-14

SHALL P. Q. Protect Ne and Nine?
El Nuevo mexicano., 1916-12-14

AsQUITH Is much too English.
WORKS has a sort Of an idea that
El Nuevo mexicano., 1916-12-14
GNoRGE. AFTER reading our stat

CHEAP NOTORIETY often turns out
to be an expensive luxury.
The day book. [volume] (Chicago, Ill.) 1911-1917, 1916-01-07
WHO'S GOING TO SUPPLY THE DOUGH AND
JUST WHAT DO THEY PLAN TO DO?

International Brotherhood of Team
sters, said. mo doubt we will hear
their side of the traffic congestion
and their remedies. What they pro-
pose will be brought before the team
sters' union Our men will discuss
them and 1 will present their views"
Before the next meeting of the
commission in the chiefs Office the
mayor will have to appoint two new
members. Not owning any speeding
auto trucks or pleasure imousines,
The Day Book was not invited to the
party.
The day book. [volume] (Chicago, Ill.) 1911-1917, 1916-01-07

A commission of traffic and safety,
which proposes to abolish congestion
in the loop and make it safe for the
poor people, held it's first meeting
yesterday. Judge Joseph SABBATH,
who proposed the commission to the
mayor, was elected chairman and
four vice chairmen were named.
Chester Kelly, newspaperman, was
elected secretary, and H. w. Allison,
president of the Chicago Auto Trade
assn, was elected treasurer.
What do we want a treasurer
for?" demanded John Shaffer, editor
of the Post. Doesn't the ordinance
say the city isn't going to give us any
money to spend?"
Eyes, but we'll probably have to
have some and we'll have to collect
that" replied Judge SABBATH.
Who are going to be the donors?'
Along with a group of aldermen,
auto club heads and teaping con-
tractors and big business representa-
tives, Mayor Thompson appointed
either the publisher or managing ed
itor of every trust" paper to serve
on the commission.
Two refused the nomination. Jim
Kelley sent his regrets. Vic Lawson
is too busy counting dollars the News
is bringing in to him. He didn't even
send regrets; just refused point
blank to serve.
Only two editors were present, E.
Beck of the Trib. and Shaffer of the
Post.
Following Chief Healey's speech on
the great good the commission could
do, Editor Shaffer asked the chief if
members of the commission couldn't
have a nice new tin star to show to
unbelieving cops when they refused
to heed suggestions" The chief
promised to take it up with the mayor
and then offered his Office for the
0f fho
The day book. [volume] (Chicago, Ill.) 1911-1917, 1916-01-07
DARDANELLES DEFEAT LAID TO
LACK OF REINFORCEMENTS

London, Jan. 7. - Governments
position is most critical today. Faced
first by bitter hostility of labor to-
ward its conscription bill, the cab
met found itself under heavy fire be-
cause of Dardanelles failure.
Gen. Ian Hamilton's final report
ION Dardanelles, frankly ascribing the
British defeat to governments fail
ure to send achievements he asked,
was printed in morning papers to-.
day. Opposition newspapers seized
upon it as another basis for editorial
attack on Asquith ministry, using
the Lloyd-George accusation: "Too
late"
Powerful men Of all parties, how,
ever, are coming to governments as
sistance to prevent general election
in midst of world war ~
The whole Dardanelles failure may
be subjected to an official inquiry, it,
was reported today as the result of
Gen. Hamilton's report Gen. Stop
ford, mentioned by Gen. Hamilton,
has demanded that the war office
make an immediate investigation of
the Suvla bay failure, announced the
Pail Mall Gazette.
1870
The price of coal is $50 a ton at
Rome and steps are being taken to
bring it from Japan, where the cost
is just one tenth as great.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1916-08-13

Not because women don't like COM
pliments. Quite the contrary.
But because to women political COM
pliments have come to have disagreeable
associations.
= =
No one is so flatteringly flowery about
motherhood in Congressional debates
as the gentlemen who are opposing any
restrictions on child labor.
+ =
And we have learned that any man
who begins a speech: 'No one respects
Woman more than l do -" is about
to classify her with criminals and idiots.
Therefore we can get on very nicely
without political compliments, but we
cannot get on without political action.
So we approve of the candidates
speech.
Particularly what he said about sex
antagonism.
= = y =
According to the ants, sex antago-
nism is any united effort on the part of
women to better their condition.
When men excluded women from
educational privileges, from the pro-
fessions and from political equality, that
was not sex antagonism.
Oh, dear no. That was simply Man
acting with his natural virility.
But when women say, please let us
in" that is sex antagonism.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1916-08-13
ARE WOMEN PEOPLE?
By Alice Duer Miller

We do not share this view.
To us it seems clear that sex antago-
nism, if such a thing exists, is initiated
by the sex which refuses equal privi-
leges to the other.
Nevertheless we agree that pro-
longation of the suffrage agitation is not
good.
1t is not good for an individual to suf
fer under sense of injustice.
1t is not good for whole sex so to
suffer.
=
1t is not good for the country to tie
up so much of its energy and ability,
working for something that ought to be
freely given.
1t is not good for individual women
to have to listen to the nonsense of
people who are opposed, but have never
had time or opportunity to think up any
good reason. Zone recently informed
us that Denver was the wickedest city
in the United States, with the exception
of several others, including Chicago
and New York, and that this condition
was entirely due to the votes of women,
since the record of Denver before suf-
frage was granted was pure as the
driven SNOWY
But most of all the prolongation of
this agitation is not good for politicians.
Women are learning too much about
the game.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1916-08-13
TEACHING BRITANNIA HER JOB.
Continued from Page -Four.

cited curiosity as to what she had along
side. Setting anything darker than
white up vertically, out in that luminous
void, makes it almost inky, and most OF
the time the added blacks merely
strengthen, at distance, this mass OF
dark.
In the realm above the sea, out in the
vast dome of ocean space, all the ma
terial in sight is one form or another Of
pure vapor, more or less condensed, and
its intrinsic color is unUarying pure
white.
1t follows that a pure white ship or
other object out in this realm goes
through all the chiaroscuro changes OF
the other whites and has all possible
liability to be mistaken for them, ana
any substance darker than white is uh'
able to masquerade here for any form
of this ethereal white, and always
shows.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1916-08-13

ON FIRST HEARING MR.. HUGHES'S
SUFFRAGE VIEWS.
with apologies to Keats, Chapman and
Homer)
Much hare I asked of candidates their
Uiea0s,
And many silly answers haze I had
Hoac love of liberty aCas Just fad,
How If they could cote acOmen Would
refuse,
How politics would coarSen, mar and
bruise
The ser, being all too perfect, or too
bad.
Yet never heard I answer made me
glad
As did the words of Mr.. Charles E.
Hughes.
Then thought I of that doubt Of Peter
Fry's,
He read the declaration long ago,
And asked, to Thomas Jeferson'S sur
prise,
Are soomen people,? do Ve think
them SOP"
And all those patriots, so sincere and
Wise,
We're silent, for, it seems, THEY did
not kno,U.
This column cordially approves of
the suffrage declaration made by Mr.
Hughes.
Some people find it cold.
We do not.
We find it rational.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1916-08-13

1t has not always been our good fort
une to approve of suffrage indorse-
mentS.
While it is we'll known that no man
can on the platform declare himself op-
posed to the enfranchisement of women,
without being fatuous, priggish, or at
least mildly indecent (cf. all recent de-
bates on the subject in Congress-;
1t has not been so clearly understood
that it is not easy for man to announce
gracefully that after all he has become
persuaded that women have sense
enough to vote.
For instance, we remember one gen.
tleman who told an audience of suf-
fragists that he had no doubt that if
women voted they would show them
selves almost as intelligent as men.
And he could not understand why
we all laughed.
He said he had not meant to be
funny.
Some men say women ought to have
the vote because they are angels.
But women do not want to be given
the vote because they are angels, any
more than they want to be denied the
vote because they are queens.
4 =
What we liked best about Mr..
Hughes's speech was the absence of
compliments to womanhood.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1916-08-13
Vacation-Enders

" HE scene Is fullrnan gleen
er, bound for New York from
any summer resort district On
Sunday night. Train stops Anybunk.
port. Enter bevy Of week-enders and
vacation-enders.
Chorus of Remaining VacationiEs
who have come to see friends of, from
platform:
$50 long, Fred. Don't take any wood.
en- money in New York"
Remember me to Herald Square
Harry"
drop me a card as soon as you get
there and tell me if it has rained in the
bedroom window"
"See you next week"
think of us tomorrow going in
swimming off the point when you are
just going out to lunch"
The train starts and those inmates
who are already in their berths and Try.
ing to get to sleep gather the following
scraps of information from the new.
corners.
Here we are, mother. Section T."
Porter, is this car 1852"
PORTER, take this bag, will you
Upper g."
"Hey, porter, I've got lower 8 and
there's some one in it."
George, don't wake me up till we get
to 125th Street, will you?"
what traip are you folks going to
get out home in the morning? I've got
some shopping to do in New York, but
I'll be through by
"-notice Joe and Marian saying
goodby? How about it, Joe? Wish you
had another week."
Then follows period of comparative
quiet, broken only by people lurching
against your curtain, the intermittent
dropping of shoes along the line and
several frantic rings on the porter's bell
Then (in loWer tones, so that they
are scarcely audible, two cars ahead):
ouch" From man trying to rest
on sunbmned shoulders 10hile remou.
ing neither garments.)
Ouch" (From man trying to rest
on sunbmmed arm While removing
neither garmentS.)
"Ouchw (From man trying to
kneel on sunbmned knees While taking
off upper garments.)
"Hey, over there! Is that you, Ned!
Say, let's take some of that salve Of
yours, will you? My shoulders are near.
ly killing me-"
Next on that salve, Harry. Toss it
over. 'Attaboy"
mix on the funny stuff, Ned This is
is tooth paste you gave me-"
"Ha-ha-ha-hal Thas funny. Hey,
Fred Fred! You asleep? Say, listen
to this. Harry asks Ned for some salve
for his shoulders and Ned throws him
the tooth paste. Ha-ha-ha-ha! What
yer think he was, Ned, walrus?"
cav, come on. Go to Sleep"
"How can 1? This hammock isn't big
enough for me. My legs hang out"
Giggles from lower 3.
"Say, Fred"
No response.
clay, Harry
No response.
"S-s-s-s-s-t! Joew
No response.
"Say, what's the matter with you all?
Asleep"
No response.
The night owl then switches on his
light and reads all five sections of the
Sunday paper, rustling each page con-
tinuously while reading.
After this there is Pullman sleeper
silence for half an hour.
Then:
Giggles from lower 3.
TEACHING BRITANNIA HER JOB.
Continued from Page Four
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1916-08-13
Scientific Dieting

THIRST WEEK. am done with a
II meat diet. A meat diet is relic
~ of harha risrn-nf mans savage