Arizona republican., 1916-06-18

enue. Has big barn on rear, of lot See Frank D. Lane, IA w. Adams. dn
 ITO SLEEP-Perchance to dream. * What dreams may lcome?' That's what I intend relating. for had l 'em, and SAW these things-Hamlet | was in meditation when he solliloquized | T was way up in intoxication when I | SAW what follows. al
 It all happened because Hughes got l the nomination, and Teddy Excruia- l tion. A friend, with myself, first pa l radeG. tlien sought companiolaship with | braced-Morpheus. and then, this tumbled into bed. then quickly em- told me too plainly that my, pal was dream:
 You realize that I was d cad (and paralyzed tool my soul land my pard's) seemed to ascend 10 Peter's gates, where after much ban ging. and close questioning as to my motives and religious scruples did squee ze in, but talk of "camels going through nee dles eyes"-no comparison. However, after donning my halo. and encircling the rich caparisons about me, I as- cended the throne. A deaferting bang told me too plainly that rn.- pal was wanting in Chow he got in is beyond my kenl and his first roar was. "Suf- feIing Moses. there's that toid hypo- crite Ford in reserved chair, Come off that perch" he yelled. andi tainted Fusil oil and restOrations soon brought me around but that look of anger on old Pete's face makes me sh,fdder yet know Saints" never get mad. but no blame ever will fall on Peter, for a drunken man aggravates ev en earth ly christians. and why not Saints? Order being restored, I imprbred St. Peter to issue us passes to the flower regions that we might get acquainted with our future abode. To this he acquiesced and rendered US a guide. There was TO difficulty gaining ad- mittance to the Sinners Home" but believe me, surprise is not the word to express my thoughts. Burns, in Tam O'Shontcr, gave us an "Unco sight" when Tam ran amuck of the witches, but bless 3'our heart there was that, and every conceivable other path of peasJre. gaiety, and frivolity in sight. that mortal mans brains had ever de- vised. Fellers, you talk of days "fas, and furious" just bide your time vou'll have more fun than will patch Arizona wake ups a mile-There was two seats reserved before I left. and now all I want is to sell about enough junk co pay funeral expenses, l and I'm off
 There are a few things kicking around this joint which must be sold 1 That rice foot lathe, 800
 Those ladies bicycles. $500
 That mangle-it saves work, irons vour clothes and sheets quick and is only s15Oo.
 That motor carpet and house cleaner not this new electric fangle. but a i box to set under wire. after attach ment and then take your hose roller over floor in three minutes-cost s125. Price s20.
 That elegant gasoline lamp, s6.O0
 Electric table and house lamps, cheap.
 Singer saddler and upholsterer ma chine, s15.00.
 Silver cornet cost s75.OO. price s16.
 Have post card camera outfit com plete. and kodaks, and a large photo camera-any price.
 Couple magic lanterns, sL50 each.
 All kinds of clocks very cheap.
 Do you need a typewriter? Reming- ton, S15 Smith Premier. s750
 In Oak Square Dining tables oi
 kitchen tables our stock is large.
 Aluminium Ffreless Cookers, 1, 2. 3
 hole
 An $500 flute $5.00.
 Electric fans. one-half price.
 A Swiss music box. $500. Water coolers. 75c to s1.50 Fruit jars. 45c dozen. single harness and one saddle. great bunch of crockery and tin. ware. . Men and women's clothing ant shoes.
 Tools for miner or mechanic. Farmers little necessities. : Guns pistols, knives. eyeglasses. [ FURNITURE
 } Now it's shame to offer a hand some glass specimen or china or bool r case that cost s45 for s12.00. 8 It's shame to sell buffets costin, $40 for s10 and SIP. e Its a shame 70 sell mahogany O 2 hirdseye maple for one-third of cost }. Its shame to sell roll top or fla t top desks costing s65 for trifle-rv [ got some beauties. : Tn parlor desks or parlor tables wit '. writing leaf and drawer. the price i F ridiculous.
 :; Fancy parlor tables and stands s2. .O(
 Dressers, large Princess s7.0O. . Have ID styles and kinds
 I know you don't need bedding bu . no need to sleep on tEe ground whe
 bed springs and mattresses costs $6.0,
 Couches, cots and baby cribs.
 Folding beds and wood bedstead
 are cheaper than fire wood
 STOVES.
 The gas company threaten to ex
 terminate me for selling at one -thir
 their price.
 p Just got perfect lovely Reliabl
 range almost new. Cost $40, your fc
 $500.
 = hole gas ranges s5 and s10 - 'i hole gas ranges. s4 to s6. \, hole gas plates, $150 = In wood and coal ranges, 10 size Id from s to $2O
 4. In wood and coal stoves, I carry pr to select from $4.O0 up. TO Gasoline ranges, I have bushels. t. Coal oil stoves. burner. s4.0O. If burner. SC; burner, s10; a