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The Denison review. [volume] (Denison, Iowa) 1867-current, 1916-07-26

Efforts are being made in some
cities to teach children how to alight
from street cars. This would be vast
ed on many women friends who won't
ride now in anything but automobiles.
The Denison review. [volume] (Denison, Iowa) 1867-current, 1916-07-26

The conservative citizen who would
enjoy Sunday automobile ride finds
a period of about three hours begin.
ming at 2 a. m. when the highways
are comparatively free from joy rid.
ers.
The Denison review. [volume] (Denison, Iowa) 1867-current, 1916-07-26

/ II congress proceeds to investigate
the gasoline combine, they will nc
doubt get possession Of all the facts
that the office boys know.
The Denison review. [volume] (Denison, Iowa) 1867-current, 1916-07-26

A man Is occasionally killed at the
automobile races, but such trifling in
cidents do not ruffle the good nature
of the crowd.
The Denison review. [volume] (Denison, Iowa) 1867-current, 1916-07-26

A suitable way to observe Fathers
day is for the kids to strike the old
man for a bigger allowance.
The Denison review. [volume] (Denison, Iowa) 1867-current, 1916-07-26

There is unanimous approval Of
the income tax among the people who
don't pay any of it.
The Denison review. [volume] (Denison, Iowa) 1867-current, 1916-07-26

The republican nominee for Cover
The Pageland journal. [volume] (Pageland, S.C.) 1911-1978, 1916-02-16

Bobby, do you know you've
deliberately broken the eighth
commandment by stealing
James candy?"
well, l thought I might as
well break the eighth command.
ment and have the candy as to
break the tenth and only 'covet'
it,"
Dorothy" asked her aunt
one dav, do you like to go to
school,"
"Yes. ma'am," replied dutiful
Dorothy. II like gong and |
like coming back. 1t is staying
at the place betweentimes that
always sticks me-"
The Pageland journal. [volume] (Pageland, S.C.) 1911-1978, 1916-02-16

An Irishman was Walking
through a pasture when a bull
tossed him over the fence.
Picking himself up quicElv the
The Pageland journal. [volume] (Pageland, S.C.) 1911-1978, 1916-02-16

FOR Back Indebtedness and Extending School Terms Speca
SCHOOL, Chesterfield School District ID mills; Mt Croohan
mills, and Ruby, mills s'
Cneraw Township, special levy of for Roads, Alioa
tor 7 mills for Road Bonds ~ mig"
All unpaid taxes will be subject penalty one DER cent for
January two per cent Tor FEBRUARY cent for March
Alter March 3st executions will be written for all unpaid taxes
W. A. DOUGLASS
, County Treasurer
Sept 151915. '
The Pageland journal. [volume] (Pageland, S.C.) 1911-1978, 1916-02-16
Town Tax Notice.

Notice is hereby given that the
taxes for the Town of Pageland
for the year 1915 are now due
and payable. and that alt taxes
not paid by January l, 1916 are
subject to a penalty.
The tax books are open at the
Pageland Hardware Co.
l.. ]. Watford, Clerk
The Pageland journal. [volume] (Pageland, S.C.) 1911-1978, 1916-02-16
The Son Kish

4AC SsOh XA4Su
This story has been told else.
where, but the people OF Della
ware, Ohio, insist that it started
in their college town. An old
farmer, tall and with gray hair,
was walking toward the country
at the edge of town when he
was met by three students.
"How do you do, Father Abra-
ham," said the first.
"How do you do, Father Isaac"
said the second.
How do you do, Father Ja-
cob," said The third, and all three
bowed deeply.
The patriarch deliberately
stopped and eyed them.
81 am neither Abrahom, Isaac,
nor Jacob" he replied, "but Saul,
the son of Kish, who went out
to seek his fathers asses; and be-
hold, they are found"
The head of the family, with
his beloved briar- root pipe and
his favorite magazine, had set
tied back in the rocker for a
quiet, comfortable evening.
On the other side of an inter,
vening table was the miniature
counterpart of himself, the
wrinkling of whose eight year.
old forehead indicated that he
was mentally. wrestling with
some perplexing problem.
After a while he looked toward
his Comfort-living parent. and,
with hopeless infection asked:
pa"
Yes, my son."
Can the Lord make every
thing?"
"Yes, my boy"
"Everythirg?"
There is nothing, my son,
tnat he cannot do"
Papa, could he make a clock
that would strike less than one?"
"Now, JOHNNY, you 90 right
upstairs to your ma, and DON'T
stop down here To annoy psel
when I'm, reaSiins
MY husband" remarkeE a
Philad delpbia patron. to q -Jonp
jof fai vas co1ffaned
smoker with a tobacco, heart
when | married him a year pgo,
but today he never touchesithe
weed" . ~
Fine" complimented one of
the group. "ro break off a life
time habit requires strongWill."
And that's just whate I have
got" declared the wife.
Il can't find any old clothes to |
put on the scarecrow," COM
planned the farmer. "Why don't
you use some of the fancl duds
that Son brought homei from
college?" suggested his vile.
I'm trying to scare the crows:
I'm not trying to make 'em
laugh"
An Irishman was walking
through pasture when a bul. |
tossed him over the fence. |
Picking himself up quicEly the
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1916-06-06
SINGING MOUSE CAPTURED.
Wee Rodent TrilIs Like Canary eirc
and Mystifies Scientists.

A representative Of the Hippodrome
recently made a tentative offer Of $3.50
to Mrs. G. w. Lewis for mouse that
was captured short time ago In her
home. The mouse sings like a canary
bird.
The creature first attracted atten-
ton to itself by making peculiar noises
within the walls Of the house.
Because the younger children be-
came so scared over the noise that
they refused to go into the kitchen at
ter dark or sleep without a light. 1t
was decided to have a drive and
chase the mystery from cover.
So after much beating on the walls
a timid little mouse crept into large
closet in which Mrs. Lewis happened
to be waiting. She captured 1T and
has since kept it Gagged, feeding 1t on
cream and seeds. 1t has been visited
by 100 persons, all Of whom have heard
it sing.
The sound produced Is much the
same as canary would produce II
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1916-06-06
An Effective Retort.

A certain officer of the royal horse
artillery, having his battery divided
into half batteries which We're gar
risoned over forty miles apart by road,
applied that he might have an allow
ance granted him for an extra charger,
it being his duty to frequently visit
both portions.
The war office ruled that this al
lowance was inadmissible, sayings:
Measured by the ordnance map, as
the crow flies, the distance is found
to be only thirty-thr miles and a
halt"
For time the officer was non
plussed,s but an idea struck him and
he seized a pen and wrote: There
would appear to be some misunder-
standing regarding my application. l
am asking for an allowance for an
additional charger, not an additional
crow I do not ride crow. I ride
a horse" He got it.-London Tit-Bits.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1916-06-06
PAPER FROM NEW WOODS.
Process Discovered for Using Little
Known Materials.

washington, June 6.-That salts
factory wood pulp can be made from
a number Of heretofore little known
woods is ey:d .m:ad by government
publication just issued. which con-
tains seventy SAMPLES CT paper manu-
featured by different processes chiefly
from woods heretofore practically un-
used for this purpose.
1t is pointed out that the spruce
forests Of the country are threatened
with exhaustion and that the cost OF
spruce pulpwood has greatly in
creased. Ii the price Of newsprint
paper Is to be kept at a reasonable
figure. say the experts, more efficient
methods Of converting spruce into
pulp must be developed or cheaper
woods substituted xor It.
The bulletir 3es on to say that
the method Manufacturing ground
wood pulp las changed very little
since its Introduction into this coun-
try in 1857. 1t was with the idea OF
developing new methods and i'm
proving the old that tests were under
taken at the Forest Service labora-
tories at Wausau and Madison, Wis
AS result, the relation Of the differ
ent steps in the manufacturing pro-
cess to each other has been definite-
ly established and the merits OF
each treatment determined. The paper
made from new woods was given a
practical tryout by two large news
papers with satisfactory results.
The tests showed that eleven new
woods gave promise Of being suitable
for the production of news print paper
write d number &c &c others VIII produce
manila paper and boxboards.
Most of these woods are confined ia
the West, while the groundwork in
dustry now obtains the bulk of it's raw
material from the East. 1t is thought
that pulp making plants must event :
ually move to points where they can
obtain plentiful supply Of wood and
an abundance of cheap water power
two prime requisites in the business.
The experts say that because the
national forests contain immense
quantities Of suitable woods and
abundant opportunities for power de-
velopment, they will undoubtedly
play an important part in the future
of the wood pulp industry.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1916-06-06
Not What Ho Expected.

AS the brisk philanthropist thrust
her fare into the taxi drivers hand she
saw that he was wet and apparently
cold after the half hour OF pouring rain.
do you ever take anything when you
get soaked thru?" she asked.
Yes, ma'am," said ync 0rrvcr, with
humility, II generally do.
wait here Just minute" COM
manded the philanthropist. and she ran
up her steps. inserted her key in the
lock. opened the door and vanished. to
return In moment. When she had
come down to the taxi man she gave
him small envelope. There are some
two grain aspirin tablets" said she:
you take two of them now and two
more in an hour."-Harper's Magazine.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1916-06-06
PLAN 100000 AUTO PLANT.
New York Capitalists to Make High
Pricad Car In Phiiadelphia.

A $10,000.O00 automobile manufactur-
ing plant, which will be the most com
plete in the country. will locate IN
Philadelphia soon. according to +. w
Lawrence. director of the industrial
bureau of the chamber Of commerce.
Tho new Corners will be the Emerson
Motor Car Manufacturing Corporation
composed of New York and Chicago
capitalists. The building and equip
ment alone will cost between $4,000
900 and $3,000,00O.
The value of the first, years output
Is estimated at $5.OO000O. According
to Mr.. Lawrence. the $l0,000,00o capital
has been fully paid In. and the COM
pany expects to turn out the first car
before fall. The new car will be known
as the rs. S. E." The chassis alone will
cost 5.00O.--Philadelphi Dispatch to
New York Tribune.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1916-06-06
Indiana Mani. Experienee.

Frank Moseley, Moore's Hill, Ind,
writes: IT was troubled with almost
constant pains in my sides and back
and attributed it to weakening of my
kidneys. got package of Foley Kid
ney Pills. Great relief was apparent
after the first doses and in 4S hours all
pain left me-" If you have rheumatism,
backache, swollen. aching joints or stiff.
painful muscles, why not try Foley
kidney Pills? They stop sleep-disturb-
ing bladder ailments, too. Mcbride &
Will Drug Co. ~
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1916-06-06

Louis w. Hill, second son Of the late
James ]. Hill, is now, an interviewer
writes. "the most conspicuous figure
west Of Cleveland and the biggest rail-
road man on earth. This man of a.
is to take on and take up the task OF
being Hill. Heretofore he has been
only Louis-everybody in st. Paul calls
him that, and / caught the habit-but
now he is to be HILL They don't mis-
ter any one in ST Paul, not even a
Hill. Louis is not the oldest son of
James ]. Hill. James N. Hill, of New
York is the first born There was never
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1916-06-06

covered by a blanket. being somewhat
faint but still distinctly recognizable
as a song.
The mouse has been examined by
several scientists, all OF whom pro-
nounce 1t mystery One stated that
the sound is produced by movements
of the tongue.
1t sings most enthusiastically when
there is music going on in the house
Huntington Park. Md, dispatch to
Baltimore News.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1916-06-06
Hard hips Of War.

Two hundred and twenty-five
articles besides rations are carried by
British soldiers sent into the trenches,
sixteen items being worn on the per-
son, eleven carried in the pockets. nine
in the haversack, sixteen In the valise
and nine in the hold ALL" besides six
teen items Of equipment
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1916-06-06
Why Shall1ed by
Bl0tchy Skin

= n you arc a sufferer from Eczema Or
unsightly pimply skin. you know Just S whae
ward feeling about meeting strangers and
oftentimes friends. Many time you have
looked into the mirror and wished that
you know. without blemish." This wish
can be yours for the asking. II you Will
60 to the druggist and procure bottle q
apply IL according to directions, IN short
time your skin viii be as soft as velvet
Come in and ask for bottle today on
our money-back guarantee: Ask also about
D. d. d. Soap, that keeps the skin healthy:
- - - For IL Years
the Standard
Skin Remedy
M'BRIDE & WILL DRUG CO.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1916-06-06
WANTED
/ FOUND
LOST

when an advertisement does MOI
give the advertisers name write q let
ter addressed as directed in the ~
and leave 1t at the newspaper onlce.
where the advertiser will get 1t. ine
publishers can not give the name oA
the advertiser without the advertiseI
consent All advertisement Tor this
column must be in the office al
o'clock on date Of publication to insu'<
classification
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1916-06-06
Classified Advertisements
One Cent Per word For

cash, balance at per cent, price $3.50;
120 acres Chickasaw county, good
land well improved, $3.50: 24o acres,
fine improvements, forty acres pasture.
balance best pillow land. tiled, $135. G.
w. Soesbe. Greene Iowa.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1916-06-06
CITY EDGE, PONY FARM

AS special attraction we are Offer
Ing for sale for the next thirty days
only, some extra well bred young stall.
lions and mares In foal. by prize win.
ming sires, at prices to make a quick
turn. Can't you use one Of these good
ponies. Write your wants. WIN. II
SLOPPY & SON. Marshalltown. Iowa.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1916-06-06
= -
victimlzed.

First City Man-"How are you com.
ing along with your poultry venture!"
Second Ditto-.I've been swindIed.
bought three different incubators, and
not one Of them has laid an egg yet. :"
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1916-06-06

For Sale-In Waseca county Min
nesota. 1T acres. eighty-four acres
plowed, sixty three meadow. thirty
some timber on it. soil black loan:
nine-room house and other buildings:
three-inch tubular we'll. Ellen Ash,
$40 North Broad street, Mankato,
MINI.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1916-06-06

close bond Of sympathy in business
affairs between the father and his heir
apparent" The third son. Walter, pre-
fers farming to any other occupation
There are six daughters.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1916-06-06

easy payments. Cigar store, drug.
delicatessen and soda fountain fix
lures. The Brunswick Bake Coliender
Company. 113 Walnut street, pes
Moines Iowa,
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1916-06-06
MINNESOTA LAND

For Sale-Choice unimproved lands;
for sale cheap. In Itasca county. Min
nesota. Seventy five improved farms in
Pennington county. Minnesota. Prices
right. Terms reasonable. Call or write.
James NJ. Draper. Spring Lake, Itasca
county Minnesota.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1916-06-06
MICHIGAN LANDS.

For Saie-iandiess men: You Can
get small or large tract of land. I'M
,excelled for general farming, poultry.
dairying. stock and fruit at from $40
to s25 per acre on terms Of S. to $50
down. balance small monthly pay
ments: best and largest tract in Mich-
gan: will bear closest Investigation.
Potatoes alone make more money per
acre than corn on 5000 land In Iowa.
Splendid opportunity II you want to
own land. Write now for full informa-
ton free. I want to tell you all about
this country. Owner, George w. fSwi-
CART. X-1247, First National Bank
building, Chicago, III.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1916-06-06
CUT RATE SHIPPING.

Cut rates on household Koods to
Pacific ee:ss and o.he: nelnts. 2nnefios
services 1t reduced rates. The Dov1
Transfer Company. MinnsaDeliA Alnn,
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1916-06-06

Telephone Clara Britt II South Fourth,
street phone 8S5. t'
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1916-06-06

soushwe:. Iowa Is a fertile Geld 20.
the man with anything to sell that has
merit. 1t is thlckly populated and
prosperous. Seventy live thousand peo-
pie In southwest Iowa read the daily
Nonpareil It Is the great want id
medium Of this section. It is known far
and wide as a producer Of results. II
you have land or anything else to sell
or trade, get in touch with southwest
Iowa thru the Nonpareil Council
s,,,,0s iowa
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1916-06-06
WYOMING LANDS.

For Sale-Fine improved ranch, 800
acres. in Central Wyoming. will also
sell farm implements and stock now
on farm. Wyoming is new country
in which to make money and this Is
the farm. Lots Of trout. Having
lived here thirty-three years. can tell
you something about It. Want to sell
because Of age. v. Gonsalves, Glen
Rock. Converse county, Wyoming.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1916-06-06
FOR SALE CITY PROPERTY

For Sale-2,500 bushels of 1914 corn
r. H. Sutherland, Gilman, Iowa.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1916-06-06
MISCELLANY OUS

Auto livery and country driving
speciality. Cars for picnics. etc. Prompt
service. Jenson's auto livery. rear 5
S,s.:a TH!:;;.. avenue phens sla
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1916-06-06

Wanted-Every one to know that
the services OF the visiting nurse eEn-
ployed by the Visiting Nurses Associa-
ton, are 60 Be had at what patients arc
able and willing to pay or without pay.
by those In straitened circumstances.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1916-06-06

Wanted-Firemen, brakemen, begin
ners 500 monthly; permanent posi-
tions. Railway, care Times-Republi-
can.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1916-06-06
KODAK FINISHING,
ARE YOU GOING 70 BUY LANDi

II 30, get . copy Of our journal nrss.
I. has lands, city property and stocks
Of goods advertised In Its columns from
nearly every state. 80 that you can
find what you're looking for in Its coll
umns. Established nineteen years and
reaches 1920 readers. Send rs cents
Cor tne years subscription or 81 Eos
Ave years. Department ]. Farm and
Real Estate Innrral Traer lows
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1916-06-06
HELP WANTED-MALE

Wanted-At once, good sober, re-
liable man toatake care of draft stall
lions. B, Throssel. Sheffield Iowa.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1916-06-06

For sale-Special, while they last,
guaranteed electric toaster stove; Will
cook whole meal on the table. Only
So cash. A. w. Carroll & Co.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1916-06-06

For saie-Billiard I. tahiea. nav
carom and rocket. with complete out
fit. Sis; secondhand tables at re-
duced prices; bowling alley supplies;
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1916-06-06

Wanted-Good man helper in bakery
Rhodes bakery.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1916-06-06
FOR SALE
TO RENT
TO EXCHANGE
By "HOP''

close in, nice large airy rooms with
laundry accommodations. Inquire al
North Third street
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1916-06-06

For SaIs-Ten acres with good i'm
proYements, right close up to town OF
Hampton, to trade for good residence
in Marshalltown. Write box 143,
Hampton, Iowa.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1916-06-06

For SaIe-Who wants this nice, little
farm Of thirty acres ,one mile from Ell
dora, Iowa. Good improvements, for
only $4,000. Terms on part. Elmer
Cs.ae!:mer, Eldnra, Iowa
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1916-06-06

For sale-Three bargains: good But
Ter county eighty, well improved. $500
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1916-06-06

For Sale-179 acres In Chickasaw
county, four miles from Colweil, seven
miles north Bassett, Iowa. Will trade
for smaller farm and carry balance
back. F.. G. Houghton, Albion, Iowa.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1916-06-06
IOWA LANDS.

For Sale-Fourteen acres two miles
from court house, fair improvements,
ell farm land, lays fine, rented for
s17.s5 per acre. Price $4,000; no trade,
G. S. Nugent. over Benedict & Brint-
nails store.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1916-06-06

BUSINESS CHANCES.
Wanted-Men- women. Government
Jobs; SIS to $3.50 month. Write immedi-
ately for list positions now obtaina bic.
Franklin Institute. department 100 O.
Rochester. N. Y.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1916-12-20
New Chaplin Comedy-Isis Friday.

They are there-all Of them-the
busy director with his megaphone, the
camera man, the up-stagey star. the
comedians with their pies, the stage
struck country girl, the gangs of car
penters and stage hands. And in adj
dition, there is Charlie. the inimitable
$4,000 Chaplin. So every one, who
has ever longed to glimpse a motion
picture in the making will be happy
when they see Behind the Screen" at
the Isis Friday.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1916-12-20
DRIVER IS THROWN
FROM HIS BUGGY

Wade Morgan was pitched from his
buggy and considerably shaken UP at
late hour Monday night when his
buggy is said to have been struck by
a truck driven by Rich. Tate, colored.
who was yesterday afternoon placed
under arrest and charged with operat-
ing the truck in careless and reck-
less manner. He gave bond for his
appearance, and the trial will probably
occur in the city court this morning
if Mr.. Morgan is able to appear.
1t is stated that Mr.. Morgan, driv-
ing on the right side OF. the street
thought he was according the truck all
the room desired, turning his horse
almost over to the curbing. With all
that, however, the heavy truck, which
appeared to have been uncomfortable
for the time-being, made swerving
movement and struck the buggy occu-
pied by Mr. Morgan, the latter falling
therefrom to the brick pavement on
East Gadsden street, where the acci-
dent occurred.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1916-12-20
MAYOR To PROVIDE
FOR 100 CHILDREN

One hundred children, from famil-
les of the worthy poor of the city, will
be provided with Christmas remem-
brances from the mayors office on
Christmas morning. Gifts for that
number were yesterday sent to the
office of Mayor Hinrichs, and the lat
ter has invited few of his friends
to be present and witness or assist
in the distribution of gifts, fruits,
candies, nuts, etc.
This provision at the mayors office
is one of the brightest events of
Christmas morning to poor children
of the city There are many who
will not know the pleasure of Christ
mas were it not for the efforts of those
who have feeling for the children of
those who are not so fortunately fixed
in this worlds goods" said the mayor,
land / expect to assist in gladdening
the hearts of children of this class.
They will all be welcomed, and we
have made provision for. at least one
hundred, and probably others, but that
number will assuredly be cared for.
The distribution will take place at the
mayors office at o'clock Christmas
morning."