The Fulton County news. [volume] (McConnellsburg, Pa.) 1899-current, 1916-11-09
HESAW The LIGHT
STORY ABOUT jim WILLETT'S
WIFE "coT" MR.. HYNE.
His Friend Peaslee Had to Ask Him
Twice, but Then He Wanted to
Be Sure He Got the Right
Opinion.


Mr.. Penslee, lately returned from a
visit to the city, proudly displayed a
new cane, brave with hammered sill
yer.
"How does that piece Of wood look
{ ye, HyneT" he demanded happily.
"And them silver dewdads. toow MIR.
Hyne glanced at the stick sldewise but
offered no audible comment.
"My nephew gin It to me-" Mr.. Peas
lee went on complacently. "He fetched
home two Of 'em one night, anu he says
to me, There they be, she; take ary
one you're a-mind to-"
"Huh" grunted the deacon.
"Mr. Peaslee glanced at his friend,
and presently n smile Of understand
Ing spread over his face.
"You kinder remind me, Hyne," he
begun, "of Jim Wllletts wife when
he bought her new settln' room car
pet
The deacon looked up, clearly suspl-
cious Of what was coming. II don't
know Jim Wilett, nor his wife, either"
be observed.
"Wal," Caleb replied cheerfully.
you'll know suthin bout 'em in a
minute If you'll quit fidgetin' and listen
Jim and his wife lived over on the
Spruce Knoll road, but he moved away
before you come 10 town TO live. Firm
the time Jim married her she never
was suited with the place where they
happened to be livin'. and she KEEP
him moyin' firm one place TO another.
"She was the naggin' kind, and her
face and temper was both as thin as
case knife. If she ever had good
word TO say for jim. never heard her
say It. never knew her to ngree with
him nor allow that his judgment was
wuth anything.
"This time Jim had been TO the city
with load Of truck, and suthin' put
It into bis head TO buy new settin'-
room carpet. His wife'd been more
crabbed'n common lately. and be jeal-
Oused If he didn't fetch her suthin'
from the city she might be even wuss.
80 when he got home, after he'd put
up his boss, he took the roll of carpet
under his arm and went into the house
with II. Mis- Willett was In the settin'
room, and one Of the neighbors with
her. She sort of shifted when Jim
come in:
"What've 20 got in that great bun
dleT said she.
$50 Jim unrolled the carpet and
spread It out, and firm what the neigh
Dor told me afterward /. was a hand
some piece of weavin. The neighbor
woman went TO carryin' on bout how
pretty II was, and all that; but MIS-
Willett never made zip, with her
mouth drawed down at the corners
and trottin her foot a little. She must
have acted, sh'd jedge," said Mr..
Peaslee slyly, "a good deal as you did
when | was a-showin' you my cane u
spell back" and Mr.. Hyne grinned
wryly.
"Wal, anyway" Caleb went on, "Iim
saw she wasn't goln' to speak, so he
made the mistake Of sayin' suthin'
himself
"'There was two of them carpets
for the same price, he says, shiftin'
from one foot to the other tryin' to
make things pass of pleasant, but
this one seemed the better one to me.
so | took It,
"Wal that was 'nough for Mis- Will
lett, and she turned on him with her
eyes fairly Snappln'
"'Do you mean TO stand there and
tell me, you witless critter,' she
snapped out, that you had chance
10 choose betwixt them two carpets
and then went and fetched home this
thing when you orter known I'd liked
the other one twice as Well? There
she says, turnin' to the neighbor wom-
an. now you en- see some Of the things
have to put up with firm that man.
No more jedgment than n childr And
che nelghbor had hard work to keep
FIRM laughln right in her face.
"Now, Hyne," concluded Mr., Peaslee,
"Tm goin' to ask you again what you
think of my cane"
The deacon flushed consciously. 81
guess you picked the handsomest one
Caleb" he said. Il shouldn't say there
was a mite Of doubt bout it!"-Youth's II
Companion.