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Evening star., 1916-08-25
Franklin Murphy Seeks Senatorshin

TRENTON, N. J.. August 25.-Frank-
lin Murphy of Newark, former gov
ernor of New Jersey, has filed a peti
tion for the republican nomination for
United States senator. Petitions also
have been filed by Walter Z. Edge of
Atlantic county, and Austen Colgate of
Essex county. as republican candidates
for governor. The primary election
will be held next month
Evening star., 1916-08-25
Two Billion Marks For Relief

BERLIN. August 25. by wireless to
Sayville.-The amount raised by Ger
man municipalities for relief of families
OF soldiers has reached about two bill
hon marks. The federal treasury will
turn over to the municipalities at a
later GATE about 500.000.o0O marhs.
Evening star., 1916-08-25
Temporary Advance in Steel.

Steel furnished the temporary diver
sion of the early afternoon on its sud
den advance to 99B, within one-quarter
point of its record price. with concur
rent strength in Reading and other
leaders. Prices soon shaded, however,
on moderate offerings.
Evening star., 1916-08-25
MILITIA OFFICER SHOT.
Atlanta Woman Accused Of Killing
Cant, E, J, Spratling.

MACON. Ga. August 25.-Capt. E. J.
Spratling. Company. 5th Inantry. Ma
tional Guard of Georgia, was shot and
instantly killed in front of his. tent at
the state mobilization camp near here
today. Mrs H. c. Adams Of Atlanta was
arrested on the statements of several
officers and men that she shot the mill
tia officer. She declined to make any
statement.
Evening star., 1916-08-25
New s25, 900, ZOO Credit.

The credit of s25.ooo,OCo just arranged
in New York under the auspices of the
Bank OF France takes the place OF the
s2o.O00.OOG commercial credit estao-
lished here on August "a last year. A.
was the case with the old credit the
new one will run for one year. to be
availed of by ninety-day sight drafts.
will be secured by collateral he'd il
New York and payment at maturity IN
gold at New York is guaranteed by the
Ra,,lr of FRAY
Evening star., 1916-08-25
Washington Stock Exchange
SALES.

SALES
Washington Railway IS. 81 600 al s1t.
Mercenthsler, ut 1GU1e, 10 at 1G0A. ) at
1C0k.
After cali:
Washington Market Cold Storage Is. 81 900 at
s9Ts.
Washington Cas IS. $500 at 10GA
Chesapeake and Potomac Telephone is, 81 900
a 1U..
Evening star., 1916-08-25
| ond0n Money Market.

LONDON, August 25.-Bar silver.
Al 9-16d per ounce. Money. Az per cent.
Discount rates-Short bills. 5ssa5A per
cent: three months. 5N ASH per cent.
Evening star., 1916-08-25
Trading Quiet On Paris Bourse.

PARIS. August 25-Trading was
quiet on the bourse today Rentes, So
francs 56 centimes. Exchange on Lon
don. % francs 1914 centimes; per cent
loan. SO francs 95 centimes
Evening star., 1916-08-25
Protests Additional Burdens.

National Surety Company. which mas
nearly S.. .000. 900 invested in stocks and
bonds of railroad companies of the
United States. is protesting against ad-
ditional burdens being put upon the
railroads unless the authorities at
Washington give additional compensa-
ton to the roads. and urges every lail-
road stock and bondholder to demand
by telegraph from his senator or repre-
sentative that proper protection by ar
bitration or otherwise oe given to the
railroad interests, without impairing
any protection properly due the en-
Evening star., 1916-08-25
NEW YORK COTTON.

orotations furnished by W. B. Hibbs Co..
members New York Stock Exchange, New York
cn.,on Exchange AID Chicago Board Of Trade.
Evening star., 1916-08-25
Believe Distribution Near.
Savings Bank Deposits.

Reports of New York state savings
banks, as compiled by the state super
tntendent of banks, shows that on July
last their resources totaled s2,o53.
1881, an increase for the year OF
3122.575751 These reports also show
that the amount due depositors was
&lSS3e4e 2O3. a gain of S9l. ,6O2.
Evening star., 1916-08-25
Condition of Treasury.

The condition of the United States
Treasury at the close of business yes
terday was:
Net balance in general fund. s2o9.-
e27.S72.
Total ordinary receipts. s2.152.029.
Total ordinary payments, s2.lo3,6s9
The deficit this fiscal year is wa
s233O6 against a deficit of s21,121.-
ST. last year. exclusive of Panama
canal and pupblic debt transactions.
Evening star., 1916-08-25

It is estimated that nearly 1000. 900
animals are killed annually for the sake
Of their fur.
Evening star., 1916-08-25
FINANCIAL.
$780, OOO, 600
United Kingdom of Great Britain and Ireland


@apyahe March lands
deduction f" any bnhsa taxes present. ] f"n'H
dnxG1ym mnrGp 80, aus ~a~~
date SEPTEMBER L. 1917 ,, ~. ~. -
s5 @~~%n @ %
,tondu /oroAra o
the Dominion of caada either
1hanwinGw ath as
orguaamo rriz fArgtn NS
G Hs M n % 7% "r S~ @
Ammn ~ .. nc
Mah hGgu~s of
"ah"" G %n"n
IS dH"
offering aaun@s~n ""y
R7HE
s g % @ ss "a4 nefsS S z ss st
discretion
RESERVED TO ' 11zzs z R ns4 @ a % as" " ANY " " AWARD
AMOUNTS DUE O.; @ ] = E 5,2 '$ 1 s' VI 4 " NEW YORK
F1asTNA uoNAL BANK NAHoNAk C1.1 CITY 5ANK
WIN AREADsco BROTHERS
LEE zAcclNso' CO. ,sw srcu.vsoo
BANKERS 7RUsT c0MPAM FARMERS AoA" 1SO eDMeaNf
CENTRAL TRUST coMpANy ILLINOIS COMPANY
Evening star., 1916-08-25
CURB STOCKS.

Quotations furnished by w. B. Hibbs q Co.,
emi,ers New York stock Exchange.
Evening star., 1916-08-25
OIL STOCKS.

Quotations furnished by W. B. Hibbs 4 Co.
Evening star., 1916-08-25
BONDS ARE IN DEMAND,
BUT NOT FORTHCOMING
Mergenthaler Linotype Only Stock
Sold at Today's Session on
Exchange.
Graphophone and Lanston Both
Strong, But No Sales Recorded.
Railway 4s Bring 81 Il.

Bonds were in demand on the Wash
fngton Stock Exchange today almost
exclusively. The only transaction in
stocks was in Mergenthaler Linotype
twenty shares in three different lots
figuring in the buying at 1905. Wash
ington. Railway is sold LOCO at 81 Z.
There was an inquiry for between
s5O,C00 and $4,000 Potomac Console
dated 5s, but none were Forthcoming.
Graphophone, on New York rumors, was
again high. 172 being the bid. Lanston
was better. with sol bid.
after call Washington Market Cold
Storage 5S sold i.000 ut 80 Is. Washing
ton Gas 5s sold $500 at 1864 and Ches-
apeake and Potomac Telephone os
$1,000 at 105.
John Joy Edison on Vacation.
John Joy Edison. president of the
Washington Loan and Trust Company.
leaves Washington this afternoon for
his annual vacation in Nova Scotia.
Believe Distribution Near.
Earnings of .s20.56 share on Ameri-
can Agricultural Chemical Company's
$1S43O 900 common stock for the fiscal
year ended June 80 last lead Wash
ington stockholders of the company to
believe that at the next meeting of
the directors some action will be taken
to distribute to stockholders some OF
the surplus funds.
Evening star., 1916-08-25
The Safest Investments

Are those thar do not nuctuate during
disturbed conditions Of the money or
stock market. First deed of trust notes
(frst mortgages). well secured on real
estate in the District Of Columbia. con-
stitute "gilt-edge" Investments. They
do not depend upon the financial re.
sponsibility Of individuals or corpora
tions for their stability and are EXEMPT
from taxation as personal property. We
can supply such investments In amounfs
from $500 upward. Send for booklet.
s'Concerning Loans and Investments
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1916-07-29
SHASTA VIEW NOTES
q q q

o. T.. Hunt and son Cecil visited the
county seat Thursday.
Rev. Book held services In the school
house Sunday afternoon.
Mrs. Anna Held was In Merrill the
last Of the week.
Mrs. ]. l.. Hale was Merrill visitor
Saturday. and stated that the people In
the valley are busyhodies just at pres
ent.
The Helping Hand Society was en-.
tertained by Mrs. J. w. Myres at her
home on the Diedrickson ranch In Call.
fornla Tuesday. A sumptuous dinner
was served by the hostess. and NO
small part of the afternoons enjoy.
nent was bathing In the cool waters
Of 1'ule Lake.
Richard Martin was Merrill visitor
recently. He does not admire the new
hill road.
Miss Eva Myres 10 spending a few
days with her many friends IN this
Vicinity.
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1916-07-29
a., \oR INTEREST TOO Ml
%CJMEN&G
Written for the United Press)

;rlistic and modern note of all In
latest nsh fashions are the marbles of
green glass that strew the golden
gravel floor in the very bottom Of ev.
cry aquarium that Is a Ia mode.
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1916-07-29
BEGIN HOT WAITER
DRlNEING E YOU
DON'T FEEL RlGmT
says glass Of hot water with
phosphate before breakfast
washes out polsons. r.

II you wake up with bad taste,
bad breath and tongue Is coated; II
your head is dull or aching; II what
you eat sours and forms gas and acid
in stomach. or you are bilious, consti-
pated, nervous, sallow. and can't get
feeling just right, begin inside bath
ing. Drink before breakfast, a glass
Of real hot water with a teaspoontul
of limestone phosphate In 1t. This
will flush the poisons and toxins from
stomach, liver. kidneys and bowels,
and cleanse. sweeten and purify the
entire alimentary tract. Do your In
side bathing Immediately upon sris.
ing In the morning to wash out OF the
system all the previous days poison.
Gus waste, gasas and sour bile before
putting more food into the stomach.
To feel like young folks feel; like
you felt before your blood. nerves and
muscles became loaded with body i'm
purities, gep from your pharmacist .
quarter pound Of limestone phosphate
which is inexpensive and almost tssts-
less, except for q sourish twings which
10 not unpleasant.
Just as soap and hot water act on
the skin, cleansing, sweetening and
freshening. SO hot water and lime
stone phosphate act on the stomach,
liver, kidneys and bowels. Men and
women who are usually constipatsd.
bilious. hsadachy or have any stomach
should begin this inside bath
Ing before breakfast. They are ~
sursd they win become real cranks
on the subject shortly.-Adv.
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1916-07-29

staff which is treating nearly $4,000
patients year. In addition to being a
physician and surgeon of remarkable
skill. she is famous as a writer, admin
istrator. public speaker. evangelist,
home maker and charming hostess.
THE great difficulties encountered
in medical work in China said she,
"are public ignorance and procrastina-
tion. Many Of our patients come to us
in the last stages Of disease, having
patiently waited for self cure before
asking for medical attention. We meet
a variety of diseases which quite out
number those to be found even In the
most crowded dispensaries of the hos
pitals Of the great American cities"
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1916-07-29
77T7777'''l''T1l'-- y y y - So
ORlNDAI.E NOTES

Zine Whitlatch worked for c. G.. Hunt
part Of this week.
/C. G, Hunt made a business trip to
Langell Valley this week by auto.
Mr Mumford was In klamath Falls
Friday
VIM. Brown expects to move to his
ranch near Redmond. Ore. In a week
or ten days.
Miss Mary Brown spent Friday and
Saturday with Miss Eta Hunt.
A farewell party In honor OF the
Brown boys. who leave soon for Red.
mond. Saturday evening.
Mrs. Cline. who has been visiting
her daughters, Mrs. B. Whitlatch Of
Round Lake, Mrs. II. Weihr Of Klam.
nth Falls. and Mrs. Joe Foster Of
Odessa. has returned to her homo In
California,
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1916-07-29
DEAREST pvsL,o
Just returned after eonFuniss vssA

I just returned after eompunlss v1eh
nature. ~ ~
This is accomplished By ALLOWING sil
tac dinerent kinds Of insects to parade
the shape at will and use one Tor Z
pasture, and eat q lot Of solf-cooked
grub, not food. and lie around ths
campfire and groan from sheer misery
In bed, and get up SO tired that you
can hardly walk, and 90 l1shins and get
no fish and get wet a. the devil, and
take fresh cold. and live In q prohi.
bition state. and come home with q
dome filled with sweet "reminiscences
of fir trees and blue jays and lot Of
places partially healed ON the chassis.
Who said b. v. DIST
This is to remind you that we have
some seasonable articles that We
would like to have you fall" for b.
fore fall. And, Florence, we have still
some diamonds, so you had better have
this guy get busy, cause It won't be
long before we will again be fast In
the grasp Of Winters mitts."
Have you the time? We have, in
various forms. Thine Is money" 20
sayeth the wise guy, SO you can make
trade with US II you have the money.
We got new batch Of Ingersoll
watches.
A big new line Of Tiffany diamond
mountings.
Fine new stock Of French Ivory.
We have no money. and ask your
assistance.
No. 511 Main street. between heaven
and earth In this city.
This Is the scream IT poor
McE1ATTAN.
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1916-07-29
You must now be all dressed up
Little goldfish In n bowl.
Brides In n cage.
For it's quite the rage.
uy MAii.Ai.Er MASON

~
NEW YORK. July 20 The modern
woman. seemingly sarfsited with trim
ming herself. and incidentally trim
ming her husband. has turned her nj.
tention to trimming up tho household
canary and the family goldfish. Al
least. " not the canary and the gold
fish personally. she has their domlolles
all dollod up. Bird cagcs have become
fantastic dreams OF beauty and decora.
tive art, No self respecting canary.
linpct or thrush can he expected 10
trill In anything but n cage OF rush or
willow from the peasant realms Of
Europe. or wire and lacquer cage
from China's shores. Japanese reed
cages also arc permissible. but birdie
simply must have ono OF these three
decorative influences for surroundings,
Mercy! Just fancy how plebian and
inartistic nowadays would be that pro.
verbal bird In n gilded cage. Cages
are positively not being worn gilded
this season. OF the lovely willow cages.
some OF which are fashioned by peas
ant hands In the Black Forest and yet
others In Brittany. and probably most
over In Now Jersey or Brooklyn. there
are those IN tho natural toned willow.
those stained grass green and those
enameled white or pastel pink or blue.
Even these willow cages feel the Chi.
nese influence. however. or at least
their owners do. for milady hangs a
Chinese jade bracelet to short string
Of jade beads suspended from the mid.
die of the cage for tho songster to
swing on In lieu OF prosaic swing.
From the bottom of the cage she fast.
ems with thumb tack a Chinese tassel
green and gold.
The real Chinese cages are gorgeous
In their scarlet green or black lacquer.
ornate with gold. Round. oblong.
square and octagonal they arc. and
some shaped llke pagodas. TWO OF
three stories high. In the finest cages
the water and seed dishes are OF
carved jade or ivory. beads and tassels
deck the outside. and always there 10
the bracelet swing
A for the little fishes. red and gold,
their crystal abodes arc irridescent
bubbles of antique venition glass OF
divers fantastic shapes. Some high
hugh goblet shapes. others shallow
bowls poised on slender stems. two
handed Grecian urns Of rainbow tinted
glass, and one. the ouaintest Of all. 10
! squat and sturdy crystal elephant
Many Of the round glass acquariums
are raised on standards Of carved or
enameled wood and hand painted In
water lilies and deep sea fora on the
outside Of the glass. Yet others. sim.
Pile and elective Of line. are the OBJ.
long and square aquariims. crystal
clear. Feathsyy green wstsr plants
md the decorative branches Of Obi
nsss ACKNOWLEDGEMENTS" make .
lairy forest for the Usher and most
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1916-07-29

DIR. Mary Stone. the little doctor OF
kinkiang.' is native Chinese. edu-
Gated In q Methodist mission school In
China. and later graduated from the
medical school of the University of
Michigan Immediately upon receiv.
ing her diploma she FASTENED to Kiu-
kiang and started work that within
two years necessitared the foundation
OF the now famous Elizabeth Shelton
Danforth memorial hospital. where for
sixteen years the little doctor has
been quietly at work without interIup-
ton. DR.. Stone is at the head of a
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1916-07-29
GET YOUR WEARING APPAREL
lNcNgo

It will pay YOU tn stop helping With
and worrying about the family wash
ing. Send II to 'R.
We will return the DAT piecas ironed
and folded. the wearing apparel rough
dried. pieces starthed that need It. for
six (6l cents per lS,und. by the piece. or
forty (A0) cent? per dozen; or ~ viii
Iron the wearing apparel q . very
reasonable sytrs charee.
Klamath Fslls Steam Laundry
Phone ~, 1tet
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1916-07-29
sHIPPINGTON sIDELIGHTs
--- Q q .

At present writing the goose hangs
high over Shippington.
Con Murphy has just established .
road camp In Busna Vista, preparatory
10 working on the shippington road.
M. r. poty 10 preparing 70 drill an
other deep we'll In Busna viata- These
wells average $50 feet In depth.
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1916-07-29
Notice to tTa,paysrs

The 1915 tax rolls are now open for
inspection. All property owners are
requested to come and look over their
Dated July ~, 1916.
27-20t J. p. LEE, Assessor.
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1916-07-29

Accurate information about city prop.
erty and farm lands. See chllcote. I
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1916-02-10
AC|O N STOMACH
S0URS THE FOOD
Says Excess of Hydrochloric
Acid Is Cause Of Indigestion.

a we'll known authority states tina,
stomach trouble and indigestion is
nearly always du. to aCidity-aci,
stomsch-and not, rs most folks be-
licve. from n lack of digestive Juices,
lie states that an excess OF hydro
chloric acid in the stomach retards III
gestion and starts food fermentation
then our meals sour like garbage In a
can, forming acrid nuids and case,
which innate the stomach like u toy
balloon. We then get that heavy,
lumpy feeling IN the chest, We cruc-
tate sour food. belch gas. OF have
heartburn, latulence. wator-brash, o'
nausea.
lie tells us to lay aside all digestive
aids and instead. get from any pha.
macy four ounces ~ Jad Salts and
take a tablespoonful In u glass of wa
ter before breakfast while It la encr-
vescing. aud furthermore, to continu,
thus for IN. week. VIM. relief fol.
lows the FIRST dose. II Is important ts
n%eutralizc the aciJitN. remove the gas
making mass. start tn. liver. stimulat,
the kidneys and thus promote u fro,
flow of ure digestive.
Jad Salts Is inexpensive ana Il mad,
from the acid Of grapes ana lcmor
Juice, combined with l!thla and sodium
phosphate This harmless suits Is uset
by thousands of people for stomach
trouble with excellent results.
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1916-02-10
R. R. HILL
CALLED BACK TO
EASTERN COUNTY
University History Depart.
ment Head Scores Such a
Hit School Superintendent
Wants Him to Return.

Announcement was made here to-
dny that PROT Roscoe r. Hin. head
of the Cniycrsi,ys history depart
mcnt. was 10 speak again IN Guhda-
lupe county. The appearance schcd-
ulcd will marx his second visit To h a
section. his first. On the occasion OF
the recent county teachers meeting,
having brought him into wild" and in
slant popularity AS II speaker.
Professor iiill viii speak N Eng
lish aud Spanish on Opportunity in
Education
The visit 10 the eastern county In
Cludcl attendance at the meeting of
the county teachers ASSOCIATION 10 be
held 10 Fort sumner February II and
-. where Mr.. i'm also viii speak
IRE datcs arranged, besides these,
are az follows. February II, Puerto
dc Luna, February Is. Anton chico.
February IL. Della; Fcbruary l., PIN
tadn February Is, Santa Rosa.
Professor Hiil lcaycs FOR Fort sum
nor tonight.
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1916-02-10
MATERIAL HERE
FOR HISTORICAL
EXPLOITATION
Colonel Twitchell, Who Will
Lecture Tonight, Says Al
buquerque Can Guido Santa
Fe If It Will.

Col Ralph T.. Twitchcll. 'hc lead
Ing historian OF the state, viii lecture
tonight ON when Women Butt Tenn
pies af the high school auditorium.
There viii be no admission charge.
The lecture will begin at y o'clock.
Colonel Twitchell has the My CON
rlctc collection of pictures of the
Did mission churches Of New Mexico
in the southwest. and slides Of these
pictures viii be shown tonight In H.
lustrdtlnu of the lecture.
In "a way, the lecture VIII Doe de-
signed to awaken Albuquerque To- the
fact that Il can make itself more a
point of historical Interest than SAN
In Re. Colonel Twitcheil saws that
tn, material for historical research
and exploitation are here, lie h. anN-
ious. - a historian. to see A'buuuei.
que walk" to fun appreciation Of IL,
histuri, treasures.
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1916-02-10
MARY" GETS
E ON ACCOUNT
OF GOOD

MARY Goodin, mmillarly known In
Union county ~ SHOTGUN Mary be-
cause Of her habit OF using = shotgun
To enforce her desires In the section
where her ranch IL located. was re-
eascd from the state ~penitcntiary to-
day. after being an inmate OF the
prison sine March 81 last, says the
santa Fc New Mexican. She II 30
years 81 axe. n was convicted In
September. 1919, Of assault with n
deadly weapon. but sentence was
suspended pending good behavior.
Some time later. however. she was ac-
cuscd Of cutting u neighb,r's fence.
and early last year Judge Lleh' or
dercd her taken to the penitcntiary.
Her behavior In the penltoniiary has
hecn exemplary and as a result her
term has been considerably reduced
Mrs, Goudin's conviction of assault
with a deadly weapon resulted from
"a threatened attack on Michael
Jones. a road supervisor. who was at
tempting "a open u road through hei
ranch. about eight miles from Clay
ton. Jones formerly was "a railroad
conductor and lost both legs IN a
wreck. and as a result now wears ar
tinciai limbs. When Mrs, 1oodir
confronted him with a shotgun he
was unable To run. M many other men
had done under similar circumstances
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1916-02-10
ROBERTSON'S DEATH
SIEGE OF CHITRAL


'"hu"" Slr '"pI-t S'"'' Nup'll'
son lhe member OF parliament whose
denth mas heen announced, Was h
enpirc tvcn,y-on. ",,,s n,o vb,r M.
was the prirclpol ururr IN Tho sicsa NJ
chitr,L.
n.Aa
49,
So ,tos W." MS
go o. ..'IIn !"
49," "n'S ns m,"'."l .l''n-
- -" "a"',"s " ~
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80 "a. "ol"'" ~ 'no
u, $50 "
49,. ~ nn.n "'''" y"
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aa, ~ "s 80 oa" ''plp.
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The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1916-02-10

BOMB IS LIKE FAIR
SEX--UNEXPECTED


London "A bomb ~ Ike a woman
You can never tell what II IL going
to do next writes M Irish officer
from the British front in Flanders. lie
has been engaged Tor sever weeks In
experimenting with bombs ana various
new tangled mountaineering devices.
Tho more one has Ia do with
bombs, the more afraid one becomes
OF them he continues, tor one can
not play with explosives all day with
out going aioft some time, and the toll
Of good men who have been blown To
pieces by their own bombs Is both long
and sad.
Bomb throwing as an art II stlll In
is infancy, changing almost from day
To day. and what state of Development
or perfection 70 will have reached be-
fore the end OF the war annot he
guessed. Al the best II liz a hendlsh
way Of lighting for It's injuries are ever
Of the ghas'lies,.
Yet bombing, like most other as
poets of the war. has IT, humorous
side. and | ave seen u whole trench
helpless with laughter at the sight ~
two men running opposite ways To
avoid "A sausage bomb they had spotted
sailing over from "a German trench
mortar. They collided, and sat down
facing each other like VAUDEVILLE com
edians. The bomb dropped in the mid