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Domestic

William 81. Blanchard, special agent
for the state for the Wells-Fargo Elk.
press company, was drowned when an
automobile which he was driving
plunged into the river at Milwaukee
Wis.
Miss Helen Stewart, a teacher and
prominently connected, shot and fatal
Ia wounded DR.. ]. G. Barnsdale, a
well-known physician and surgeon at
Superior, Wis. She claims that the
doctor mistreated her. Il
Returns from Ohio primary elections
show that both the Republican and
Democratic state states headed by
Gov. Frank B. Willis and ex-Gov
James M. Cox, respectively, carried
practically without q break.
That a federal investigation Of al
alleged conspiracy formed month
AGO between a number Of big milling
interests with number Of grain op
orators to manipulate the wheat mar
I. let has been under way for fou
weeks became known at Chicago.
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WORLDS EVENTS
IN SHORT FORM
1EST OF THE NEWS BOILED
DOWN TO LIMIT.
ARRANGED FOR BUSY PEOPLE
Notes Covering Most Important Han.
pen'ngs Of the World Compiled
IN eriefest and Most Succlnet
Form for Quick Consumption.
European War News

Following the evacuation of Mush
and Bitlis, Turkish Armenia, Russian
troops, under Turkish pressure, have
withdrawn from Hamadan, Persia,
says dispatch from Petrograd.
The Fridays battle which resulted
IN the capture of Goritz by the Ital-
ians cost the Austro-Hungarians TO-
OOO men in killed and wounded, not
counting the prisoners, it is estimated
In dispatches received from the front.
London reports heavy battle rag
Ing near the Graeco-Serbian frontier,
with the allied troops from Saloniki
attacking the Bulgarians. Already the
allies have captured the station Of
Dolran and the high ground near by.
,'"-~-~.-'---~~- *-s."s@-".>..-@.
stanislau, the Austro-Hungarian
base in Galicia, was captured by the
Russians, it was officially announced
by Petrograd. The capture of Stanis-
lau gives the Russians another gate
way through which they can march
toward Lemberg.
Two hundred and sixty-eight Aus
tro-German officers and $4,000 I'M
wounded men were captured by the
Russians in battle on the Sereth river
(Galicia) between August 4 and Au-
gust 10, the war Office announced at
Petrograd.
Gen. Alexis Kuropatkin has been re-
lieved of the command of the Russian
armies on the Riga front. The man
who was defeated by the Japanese in
Manchuria has been appointed gov
ernor general Of Turkestan, Central
News dispatch to London from Petro-
grad states.
The capture by the Russians of the
railway station of Kryplin, on the
observation-disclosures railroad, was an
nounced officially at Petrograd.
=.
With King Victor Emanuel and the
duke of Rosta, commander of the 1tal-
ian third army, established in head
quarters in the capturerd Austrian city
of Goritz, the sweep of the Italians in
to Austria continued for a distance of
more than five miles beyond the for
tress.
The Italians captured the villages of
San MARITIME and Boschini, according
to Rome.
"A French torpedo-boat destroyer
torpcuoed an Austrian submarine north
OF the Island of Corfu" says dis
patch to the Exchange Telegraph com
pany at London from Athens.
Turkish troops captured from the
Russians the Armenian towns of Bitlis
and Mush, it was officially announced
by the Turkish war office at Constants
nOple. .
The Echo Be'~e Of Amsterdam re
ports that allied irmen have success
fully bombardet the German aero
drome at Etterbeck, near Brussels.
The Italians have captured Goritz
Official announcement of this victory
the greatest won by the Italians since
the war against Austria-Hungary wal
begun, was announced by the war Of
fee at Rome. The Italians captured
10000 prisoners. 49,.
The Russians broke the Teutonic de
lenses and drove the Teutons back OF
the entire line from Tiumacz t
Ottyna. An advance averaging NOR
than two miles on front of approx
mately five miles was made by the vic
torious Slavs. Berlin admits a re
treat before this Russian onslaught.
Domestic
Warren sheaf. [volume] (Warren, Marshall County, Minn.) 1880-current, 1916-08-16

Following the evacuation of Mush
and Bitlis, Turkish Armenia, Russian
troops, under Turkish pressure, have
withdrawn from Hamadan, Persia,
says dispatch from Petrograd.
The Brunswick news. [volume] (Brunswick, Ga.) 1906-2016, 1916-04-08
FOR SALE

FOR SALE-One Ford truck, practi-
cally new; in good condition. Phone
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.|NNES HAS THREE
ABLEST LAWYERS
HE SLANDERED GEORGIA, BUT
WILL BE GIVEN SQUARE
DEAL,

ATLANTA, April For telling the
governor of Texas that he would be
lynched if brought to Atlanta to stand
trial on a charge Of larceny after
trust in connection with the mystic
rious disappearance OF the helms sis
ters, Fulton county has rewarded Vie
tor E. lines by giving him three Of
the ablest lawyers in Georgia to de-
fend him at the bar. No defendant in
a criminal trial in Fulton county was
ever more ably represented than In
mes win be when Judge John S. Cand-
Ter, Judge j. X. Hines and c. L. Pet
tigrew take charge OF his case.
Judge Gambler is a former Justice
of the supreme court of Georgia. Judge
Hines is recognized as one OF the alb
lest men of the Georgia bar and is
special attorney to the state railroad
commission G. L. Pettigrew ranks
among the leading lawyers of At
lanta
The disappearance two years ago of
Mrs. Elois helms Dennis and Miss
Beatrice helms was a mystery that
created a sensation throughout the
country They went out of sight as
completely as if the earth has opened
and swallowed them, and no trace
of them has ever been found.
II is claimed that Mrs. Dennis was
wildly infatuated with Innes and gave
him all her money and planned to
marry him. Apparently Mrs, Dennis
aid not know that lines was mar
ried man. When Mrs. Dennis left At
lanta. unknown 10 her friends. to meet
lines. her sister. Beatrice. followed
for the purpose OF thwerting her
plans.
lnnes was tried on n charge of
murder in SAN Antonio. Texas, but
was acquitted because the state was
unable TO prove that bones found bur
led underneath house which he rent
ed were the bones Of the missing sis
tiers. The sisters were traced TO San
Antonio and could be traced no fur
Their.
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UGH! CAL0MEL MAKES
YOU DEATHHY SICK
SToP USING DANGEROUS DRUG
BEFORE 1T SALVIATES
YOU! IT'S HORRiRLE!

You're bilious, sluggish, constipated
and believe you need vile, dangerous
calomel to start your liver and clean
your bowels.
Here's my guarantee! Ask YOU
druggist for so cent bottle of bod
sons Liver Tone and take a spoonful
tonight. If it doesn't start your liver
and straighten you right up better
than calomel and without gripping OF
making you sick | want you to &C
back to'the store and get your money
Take calomel today and tomorrow
you will feel weak and sick and
nauseated. Don't lose a days work
Take a spoonful of harmless, vege
table Dodson;s Liver Tone tonight
and wake up Keeling great. It's per.
;fectly harmless, so give it to your
children any time. 1t can't saiivate, Sc
let them eat anything afterwards. Il
The Brunswick news. [volume] (Brunswick, Ga.) 1906-2016, 1916-04-08
His Age Is Against Him

Il am 81 years old and have been
troubled with Kidneys and bladder
for a good many years" writes Ar.
thur Jones. Allen. Kans. My age is
gainst me 20 ever get cured, but 70.
leyyy Kidney Pills do ME more good
han anything l ever tried" Rheuma-
tism. aching back, shooting pains,
stiff joints, irregular action. all have
been relieved. Sold everywhere.
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s Call for coupons al Faber's two
steam bakaries.r d -
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Photo by Matzene, Chico z,


OF
well
the the Chautauquas
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MISCELLANY

WANTEp~vWomen, full time. salary
SIS, sciling guaranteed hosiery to
wearer, 256 an hour spare time. Per
mauent. Experience unnecessary. For
particulars and samples address Inter
Hosiery Mills. Norristown. Pa.
The Brunswick news. [volume] (Brunswick, Ga.) 1906-2016, 1916-04-08

THE SURPRISE STORE, UP TO
DATE LADIES' AND MEMS FUR.
NISHTNGS STORE. WILL SOON BE
At YOUR SERVICE.
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WAIT FOR THE OPENING OF
THE SURPRISE STORE.
KRESS BLDG.
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Fresh roe shad everr Wednesday
and Friday from Altamsha river
Phone ISL. W. A. Stewart, us Monk.
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Re GOLD AND

FOR sALE--PuRE GOLD AND
WHITE SEED RICE IN QUANTITIES
TO SUIT PURCHASERS. JNo. r..
hEoNARD & SONS, CHARLESTON.
S. c, s--fS--t6
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FOUND--Pair of glasses with gold
chain attached. Apply to News of
flee for same. If
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COLUMN

RlGGER FOREMAN WANTED BY
YARYAN RosiN AND TuRPEN-
TINE CO. If
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Did you see the Georg.a Hardware
company's ad in this issue? Don't
miss it.
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FOR SALE Seed chufas. $3,25 per
bushSl OF 40 hiss; 81 peck; Yoke
homa velvet beams. $3.50 per bu., 81
per peek, win mature in about 10
days. Dix-Affi cotton seed 81 per hu,
lint sold for 1916 cents this season,
Parker 4 TAFT, Parkwood. Ga. 4.l2
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1916-03-03
Make Your Stuffed,
Germ Laden, Catarrhal
Head Clear as a Bell

When you wake In the morning
plagued with the tortures of head
colds and catarrh, head, nose and
throat stopped up, air passages
clogged with obnoxious catarrhal
discharges that have collected
during the night and you can
hardly breathe-just put little
Hyomei Pocket Inhaler charged
with the pleasant healing oil of
Hyomel between your lips. Hold
1t there while dressing and
breathe the medicated, antiseptic,
germ killing air deep into your
nose. throat and lungs with ev-
cry breath you draw.
BY the time you are dressed
your head will be clear as bell,
you will breathe with ease and
comfort, eat your breakfast with
a relish and go about your days
work with clear brain and
steady eve.
This clean smelling, germ de-
stroying air of Hyomei pene-
tTdtcc uccp uONn lHtO CfCiy iciu
and crevlce. OF the membranous
Innings of your nose, throat and
lungs where no liquid spray could
possibly get and absolutely kills
and drives out OF your system ev-
cry germ II finds there, heals the
inflamed swollen tissues and aft
err the very first trial you notice
q wonderful improvement. A few
weeks use and every catarrhal
germ is killed and driven out OF
your system.
Druggists everywhere think so
we'll OF Hyomei that they agree
TO give you guarantee with ey-
cry complete inhaler set you pur-
chase that II 1t does not satisfy
they will gladly return every
cent you paid for II, but II usins
for the first time be sure to ask
for the complete Hyomei Pocket
Inhaler outfit as the smaller
package does not contain the in
haler. Grown Drug Co. 1872 Pa
cific ave. or most any other relia'
BILE druggist will gladly suppl,
you on request.
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ssTHE RED EMERALD

CONTINUED From Page Two.)
in the stream, or did they take
them away to prove something by
them? Well, he was hunt
ing jewels. not bones, SO it did
not matter.
He went carefully over every
inch of the floor, the sides, the
roof; searching in vain for evil
dence that something had been
removed. He came to the stream,
and flashed the rays across it. In
the intense blackness, the light,
glittering on the water as in a
mirror, was reflected to the OPP
posite wall. Slowly he ran the
torch up and down it--not know
ing what he sought, yet seeking
and not knowing how he would
reach the wall. even though he
we're to see the Jewels lying there
ready for his taking. Then
su denly the light stopped---on a
sd re OF stone, possibly two or
three, feet in height, of a differ
ent color from the surrounding
rock, and with its edges well de-
fined by the contrast.
Now, what is that?" he NUT
tered--and his voice sounded hol-
low in the subterranean stiffness.
1t looked as II hole had been
cut I'M the rock, and filled in. or
faced, with stones OF another kind
--or was It but the same kind
showing at another angle. Queer!
--Queeri He had no means to
cross land even II he had. he
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should hesitate with that current!
Lord, how 1t swirled out of sight
A boat would be sucked under the
rock like a match.
He ran his torch over the rest
of the wall, found nothing, and
came back to the queer square.
IF had a rifle" he reflected,
II would see what that thing is
made of. l wonder IT,"
He drew largo revolver from
a shoulder holster. 1t was too
far, he imagined, but he would
try few shots anyway. Maybe
he could blunder into hit.
He was an expert in his hand
ling, apparently, for he fired with
his finger along the barrel, quick
as flash and seemingly without
taking aim.
At the first shot, which crashed
through the cave like thunder,
and burst from tho opening with
frightful suddennes and force. the
negro let out yell and fled in
terror for the cover of the trees.
"Jove!" said Blake. THAT is
some noise! Well turn the bal
ance loose quickly and get II over.
It's good I'm using smokeless
powder"
Crack!
Missed 1T"
Crack!
Missed"
Crack!
Never touched It! Now for
the last"
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1916-03-03
FROST CHARGED
WITH BRIBERY

CHICAGO, March 3.-Three
indictments were returned by the
federal grand jury today charg-
ing an attempt to bride the jury
in the Alaska coal land fraud
cases in 1913. A. G. Frost Is said
to have offered o. w. Bourk, a
Juror, $4,000 for an acquittal.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1916-03-03
STUDENTS FOR BRANDElS

WASHINGTON. c., IA petition signed by
1000 Harvard students been received by Senator Walsh
testing President oppos-
Justice favorable
nomination Witnesses behalf Brandeis
a high
enmy powerful advocating
movements O which they opposed.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1916-03-03

Special prices on Bakery Goods
Saturday. The Exchange, 109
Broadway. AdV.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1916-03-03
MARRIAGE LICENSES

Thoyus Jensen and Alice AM
berson, both of Seattle; Lewis
Michels and Eva Frazer, both of
Seattle; Otto o. Klose and Mabel
G. DeCow, both of Seattle.
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H. X. Carter,f or cleaning. 722
Fidelity bldg. Main 1903. adv.
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CRIME CHOPPED In HALF

in Tacoma one-half February,
according Chief
Smith Commissioner Mills yesterday During the
which los violations traffic ordi
February 1915 there 406 which only
violations The been in
drunkenness and petty crime.
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The circulation mana
ger still has just a few
bundles of last weeks pa
pers containing "The
Rose Garden Husband"
complete.
If you missed reading
that special novel and call
for a bundle it will cost
you just one dime.
If you want it mailed,
two cents extra.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1916-03-03
hERkSs{ll|DA{fISfWnfRE

Smoking in bed, Charles john
son sets fire to home, 174S Mar
ket.
Whole mine field of several
hundred mines, set adrift by ice
and winds, is afloat off Swedish
coast.
For indigestion our genuine
health bread. Duenwald's, 1112
Broadway. adv"
Mrs. James A. Hays will pre-
side at first service of Y. w. G.
A. in it's new quarters tonight. 1t
will be jubilee celebration.
Mclean the contract mover.
Main 1850. adv.
Crime in Chicago reduced 81
per cent since Feb, 1915.
Cut flowers snd floral work:
Iiiiz, florist, So. eth and X. adv.
Perry Dodge, driver Of auto
truck which hit jitney bus
Wednesday pleads not guilty to
charge of cutting corners.
Sec DR.. O. Brunn, 812 Nat1
Realty bldg, for all kinds OF stom.
ach and nervous disorders. adv.
+ Quarantine the war fever
says Henry Morganthau, ambas-
sador to Turkey in address in N.
Y.
Diamond Rings, 45 to $50.
Pfaff, Jeweler, 1147 Brdwy. adv
Tacoma business firms expert
ence freight car shortage.
COMMERCIAL BINDERY e
PRINTING co. Main Az. adv.
Standard OIL Co. of Indiana I'm
1915 earned 53.32 per cent on it's
outstanding $30,000,000 stock.
Viking Hair Tonic. Why stay
bald? Box 10, Tacoma. "adv.
House of Representatives votes
not to reduce members mileage
from 20 to 5 cents.
II. X. Carter,f or cleaning. 722
Fidelity bldg. Main 1903. adv.
Louis Fortine confesses to Ox-
nard, CAL, officers that he killed
Peter Furrer, his wife and baby,
then set the house on fire to
cover the crime
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Crack!
Missed, by the"
The sentence was never finish
ed. Loosened by the conclusions,
a huge piece OF rock slipped from
its place directly over Blake's
head, and striking him at an an
gle. crushed his skull like paper
and drove his body into the
stream, which swept 1t swiftly I'M
der the wall and away.
CONCLUDED I'm Our Next Issue.)
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viking Hair Tonic. why stay
bald? Box 10, Tacoma. "adv. .
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and Mrs. Sanshi Sugiyama, 11lO
Broadway, March /, boy.
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House of Representatives votes
not to reduce members mileage
from 20 to 5 cents.
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Henry Ford's request to have
his name removed from Michi-
gan republican primary presiden-
tial ballot comes too late.
The Il. of II. II. ball i'm Elks'
new hall, March 18th. soc admis-
sion. Adv.
Sugar goes up another 10
cents. Granulated now selling at
1920 Wholesale.
L. S. 5. Albany to be turned
over to naval militia Of Wash
ington.
Several hundred Masons at
tend Shrine ball given by Afifi
patrol and band in Elks temple
last night.
New York arrests IS at begin
ming of active crusade against
gambling resorts.
Syrian princess. Rahme Haider
to be at Mason Methodist church
Sunday night.
Colorado state officials con-
fiscate large quantities Of imita-
tion fruit CIDER.
Nearly 1875 young men and
women tackle examinations for
positions in county schools.
O lbs smelts 25c; oysters 3Oc
pint. Central Fish Co., 114i Pac.
Rev. J. II. Blackstone, Chinese
missionary, to lecture on China
in Transition" at Mason Metho-
dist church this evening.
As sociological experiment,
Mrs. Bessie Fuller OF South Por-
cupine, Ont, will adopt six
homeless boys less than years
old of varying nationalities.
Morton cow gives birth to "son
and daughter.
State reformatory at Monroe
plans military training for in
mates.
RyRTu RECORn
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Louis Fortine confesses to OK
nard, CAL, officers that he killed
Peter Furrer, his wife and baby.
then set the house on fire to
cover the crime
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1916-03-03
BIRTH RECORD

Birth certificates we're filed
with the city health office yes
terday as follows: Born to Mr..
and Mrs. Alfred J. Mckee, 1928
Commerce ST., Feb. 20, boy; Mr..
and Mrs. Martin Bonney, CLOS
North 49th st., Feb. 2s, boy: Mr..
and Mrs. l.. O. Danielson, 1918
East @ ST., March 1. girl; Mr..
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COMMERCIAL BINDERY &
PRINTING co. Main Az. adv.

Standard OIL Co. of Indiana In
1915 earned 53.32 per cent on it's
outstanding $30,000,000 stock.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1916-03-03
AIDING POULTRY RAISER

PUYALLUP 3.V. r. Mcbride, president the Puyal
Poultry association experienced
poulyman devotng his time in giving advice members
association feet quickly possible He
considers and April the most critical month the for
poultry asers of the neubng boodng and feeding
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1916-03-03

Quarantine the war fever
says Henry Morganthau, ambas.
sador to Turkey in address In N
Y.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1916-03-03

Tacoma business firms expert
ence freight car shortage,
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1916-03-03

State reformatory at Monroe
plans military training for in
mates.
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Sec DR.. O. Brunn, S12 Nat7
Realty bldg, for all kinds OF stom.
ach and nervous disorders. adv.
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Great Hosiery Bargains

These the two biggest Hosiery Bargains
GAIN FLOOR
Womens silk fibre boot Stockings in blacks
Chdren fine mecerized thread Stockings black
whte-the best chidrens Stockings
in all k2C
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will be included in the of
the Nations which will be given by
schools assisted by the various grade schools 1t
thing its kind attempted by Tacoma
will given the Tacoma teer March 23 "a and 25
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1916-03-03

. Perry Dodge, driver OF auto
truck which hit jitney bus
Wednesday pleads not guilty to
charge of cutting corners.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1916-03-03

Morton cow gives birth to "soI
and daughter.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1916-03-03

Cut flowers snd floral work;
Iiifiz, florist, So. eth and X. adv.
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These handsome Sport Coats got in just in time for
Saturdays selling. They are from one of New
York s leading makers and if % women that really
want new Sport Coats see them Saturday they'll be
gone before closing time for they are or NJ
surely the biggest bargain we ever saw at ~O.SO
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1916-03-03

As sociological experiment,
Mrs. Bessie Fuller OF South Por-
cupine,s Ont, will adopt six
homeless boys less than 6 years
old of varying nationalities.
Evening star., 1916-03-12
PHAETON
("The Low-Brow on Olympus


\ VERSATILE genius Phoebus Apollo,
~ He had every God on the Mountain beat hollow.
He sang like Caruso and played on the Tyre =
With wonderful technique and color and fire.
He pulled fancy stunts long bow and arrow.
Stood up dread monsters and bfed them to
But to offset his assets he debited
Kephalithc (the Greek word for boneheadedO 4
Every God had his job; Ceres managed the farms, =:
Vulcan mended the tnware and dealt in small-arms.
Diana provided the camp with fresh meat
And Apollo he drove the suns steeds DER their beat
He would jump in the chariot pick up the whip 4
And hell-bent- leather, start off on his trip
And when they had landed the glitterng shay
At the Western horizon he d call 1t q ddy
Now Phaeton, the Of Apollo believed
Himself under-rated at home-ard peeved.
perhaps you know who belong to his class
The youngster who thinks his own dad is ass.)
Convinced that he hadn't been given show,
He worked out sweet little scheme, and laid low.
One morning he rode off in place of his sire,
Never doubling he'd soon set the whole world afre,
Which he nearly accomplshed-but not as he planned
For the suns horses bolted and got out of hand
And eaping their path would have burned up the sky
II jove hadn't picked up bolt and let fly.
Their mad arrested straight earhward they lunged
And into the with Phaeton were plunged.
Moral:
Sons often mistake the ability to
Accomplish the things that their fathers do.