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Pine Bluff daily graphic. (Pine Bluff, Ark.) 1893-1942, 1916-11-11
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REAL ESTATE AGENCY
lO6 PINE STREET PHONE 81

REAL ESTATE AGENCY
IO6 PINE STREET PHONE 97l1
1909 West Fifth, ) roO1s, modern in
every way $1,000
TT Walnut, rooms, modern; close
in 60 $22.50
707 Pine ST., ) rooms and hall; close
in, modern ---- $25. 90
!121 E. Seventeenth, 3 rooms, gas,
lights; on paved street $3.50
1920 w. 18th, rooms, strictly mod
ern, hot and cold water 22.50
1904 w. End, 10 rooms, modern $4,000
1919 Olive, 8 rooms -$25.0O
1915 Laurel, rooms, hall, mod
ern $1,000
sos w. 3rd, 6 rooms and hall; lights,
gas, bath, hot water; close in $500
SIT w. 18th, 3 rooms, city dater, $500
South half 20S Georgia, 3 rooms, gas,
city water -------------------* o.oV
rooms, one acre, 18th and Birch
streets -$lD.0O |
1925 Texas, rooms, bath, lights and
close in --....-....-................:.-.$16.O0
S13 w. 18th. 3 rooms. city water-$8.0(
T o r S "A L T.
Two nice new bungalows, close to
paved street and street car; $500 cash,
% monthly payments. Price, s2,250
each.
1918 Poplar ST., rooms two~story
residence; strictly modern; hardwood
floors; large lot; one block of car
line; 1-2 cash, balance monthly If de-
sired. Price $3,650.0O.
II acres land, five miles from city,
near Dollarway road; house, ETC.; 8
acres clear. Terms. 100000
Nice, well improved 80 acre farm,
close to good pike. S1.2o0.O0; can give
terms.
Pine Bluff daily graphic. (Pine Bluff, Ark.) 1893-1942, 1916-11-11

Or SALE-2O ACRES OF LAND.
on rural routes, and within hall
mile of railroad station; $40 down
and $40 per month until paid. A.
W, Troupe. IV-o-1i1
Pine Bluff daily graphic. (Pine Bluff, Ark.) 1893-1942, 1916-11-11

east front with good shade trees:
see or phone Hollis Real Estate
20, l2o12 West Sesond avenue.
phones 2 and 112. -
Pine Bluff daily graphic. (Pine Bluff, Ark.) 1893-1942, 1916-11-11

WANTED-BY YOUNG MARRIED
couple, to share small cottage or
two unfinished rooms for liglt
housekeeping: will ali modern coil
veniendes. Close in, walking dis
lance Second and Main. Reference
exchanged. Daniels, care Graphic.
11-10-5t
Pine Bluff daily graphic. (Pine Bluff, Ark.) 1893-1942, 1916-11-11

FOR RENT-NICE, FURNISHED
rooms. next to bath; open fire
place; three windows; excellent
board near; close in; 700 State
street, phone 1879. Gift
Pine Bluff daily graphic. (Pine Bluff, Ark.) 1893-1942, 1916-11-11

"ANTED-A 1 OR / 1-2 h. p. a. C.
motor; must be in good condition
Telephone IA. If
Pine Bluff daily graphic. (Pine Bluff, Ark.) 1893-1942, 1916-11-11

sTRAYED-BLACK COW. ABOUT 3
years old, has three long and one
short teats, strayed Sunday from
Monks addition. A reward VIII be
paid for the return of the COW or in
formation leading to the return of
same to ]. NJ. Royston, 1910 West
Sixth avenue. II .}-6c
Pine Bluff daily graphic. (Pine Bluff, Ark.) 1893-1942, 1916-11-11

GOOD HORSE sHOER WANTED
at 1914 w, Barrauue 11-3-3t
Pine Bluff daily graphic. (Pine Bluff, Ark.) 1893-1942, 1916-11-11

WANTED = TEN EXPERIENCED
sales ladies'. Ladies' Toggery.
1886
Pine Bluff daily graphic. (Pine Bluff, Ark.) 1893-1942, 1916-11-11

"ANTED-YOUNG MEN TO OCCU-
py large, light, warm rooms with
private bath; close in; excellent
BOARD near. 700 State st. Phone
Pine Bluff daily graphic. (Pine Bluff, Ark.) 1893-1942, 1916-11-11

FOR SALE OR TRADE-160 ACRES
good land near Star City; 40 acres
cleared, balance good oak timber.
Consider this and make me an Of
fer today. j. E. Smullian, care
Froug store.
Pine Bluff daily graphic. (Pine Bluff, Ark.) 1893-1942, 1916-11-11

FOR SALE--WE HAVE A MODERN
cottage, six rooms and bath. neal
car line and paved street in good
neighcorbood. which we can sell on
easy payments. If you want a nome
see or phone Hollis Real ESTATE
Co., chones Nos. 2 and IL. U
Pine Bluff daily graphic. (Pine Bluff, Ark.) 1893-1942, 1916-11-11
EEPORTS OF
M NKEs I >
OBSERVATION-DISCLOSURES

bales were American. Stock, $1,000
bales; American. 4S6,000 bales. I'm
ports, $4,000 bales; American, 1000
bales. Exports. 1000 bales.
Pine Bluff daily graphic. (Pine Bluff, Ark.) 1893-1942, 1916-11-11
New York C0tt0Hsee Oil.

New York. Nov. 10.-Weekly cotton
statistics follow: Total forwarded to
mills. $4,000 bales of which $4,000
Pine Bluff daily graphic. (Pine Bluff, Ark.) 1893-1942, 1916-11-11
r Q r r. e N r

FOR RENT-FOUR ROOM COTTAGE
VITA reception hall and bath: mod
erh; new y painted and papered:
low rental. Phone 29S or Geo. 81.
-nooie' 11-5-tf
Pine Bluff daily graphic. (Pine Bluff, Ark.) 1893-1942, 1916-11-11
LOST AND FOUND.

LOST - BETWEEN PINE AND
State streets on West Second ave-
nue., Wednesday, one cameo ring.
Finder return to Walter Riley at
Clark's sanitarium. 11-1O6t
Pine Bluff daily graphic. (Pine Bluff, Ark.) 1893-1942, 1916-11-11

FOR SALE, CHEAP-THE WILLIAM
Burke property, corner of Sixth
avenue and Poplar street; good
title guaranteed; will be sold on
longtime and easy terms; part
cash payment. I. ]. Moore, 1916
W Second ave.; phone 416. 7-16-tf
Pine Bluff daily graphic. (Pine Bluff, Ark.) 1893-1942, 1916-11-11

FOR RENT-TWO NICELY FuRN-
1 l,ed rooms for light housekeeping.
Terms reasonable. Phone 1850.
400 West Sixth. 115-6t
Pine Bluff daily graphic. (Pine Bluff, Ark.) 1893-1942, 1916-11-11

WANTING POSITIONS - LADIES':
Stenogfapher, cashier, assistant
oookkeeper, housekeeper. Gentle
men: Exp. r. R. agent, STATIONARY
engineer. References furnished.
employment Agency, 3011s Main
street; phone 923; Pine Bluff. ARK.
Pine Bluff daily graphic. (Pine Bluff, Ark.) 1893-1942, 1916-11-11

FOR SALE CHEAP-A FlVE-ROoM
bungalow, with all modern con-
veniences; right at car line. See
James Mcmahon, at Graphic office.
tt
Pine Bluff daily graphic. (Pine Bluff, Ark.) 1893-1942, 1916-11-11
WANTED.

WANTED.
CT Every colored man in South anu
southwest Arkansas to write for Cir
GUAR giving full details of Auction
naie. o4S city lots, Cotton Belt Shop
Industrial Addition, November the
.o.h, 1916. Address Box 426 or cali
room 206. Citizens Bank Building,
Flne Bluff, Ark.
Pine Bluff daily graphic. (Pine Bluff, Ark.) 1893-1942, 1916-11-11

Flea Circus, today is the last day.
Omaha daily bee., 1916-04-20
Lessons Of an Election.

The primary election. Just over all but the
counting. holds some valuable lessons, and II
Nebraskans are as wise as they pretend to be-
the experience will lead to some reforms. This
has nothing to do with the method OF making
up the ballot, the process OF putting names on
OF taking them off. or anything OF that sort
Until Nebraska Is ready to adopt the short bal
lot form OF election. coupled with the vote at
home, present methods are quite as simple as
can be devised when II comes to counting the
vote and making zip the returns. the physical
difficulties in the way make the task most for
mldablc. An easily applied. and oft.auggosted.
remedy Is provision In the law for counting
AZ the vote Il east The ballot boxea should be
opened at intervals during the time the polls
are opon, and a count OF the ballots then de-
posted made. one other remedy possible IL h
double set 81 election officers one to receive
and the other TO count the ballots.
Tho actual work deyolying on electoa
boards especially Ia the city Of Omaha, has
teen tremendously increased 81 recent years
ly various refarms. introduced 10 safeguard
elections II the present methods are to be re.
tAlned, they must be supplemented BY some
further provisions for lishtenug the actual
physleal ctfor, that Ia required Of tho Judges
and clerks under prevailing practice, II Ia uns
fair 90 require the teat ~ endurance nov uns
defsone in the process Of receiyinE and counting
the ballots
Nebraska has Ions been Noted a. the AloN.
tas - ei lhs States II the matter ~ makina
eleslioa returns Ths Is because we have
suHs 70 sntiauatsd methods 81 soanllus While
adopting the most modern features y elections
il uthsF FyaaFaa " auaht 10 b. possible 10
dsglso soms pFogcsa ~ ehleh she eaualias can
b facilitated and this slli hs task iet the
ihaoininx luaislatufe
Omaha daily bee., 1916-04-20
The Nebraska PresidentiaI Primary,

The returns OF our Nebraska statewide pri-
mary election are Btil too fragmentary TO per-
nit Of comment except upon the decisive pregi-
dental preference vote scored by Henry Ford.
That tho automobile peace advocate should lead
all the rest In the mentioned-for -president class
on the republican side is wholly unexpected,
even by those who figured on him polling a
substantial vote, While the vote for Ford regis
tcrs the latent opposition to preparedness" 1t
10 unquestIonabIy supplemented by certain ele-
mentB Of discomfort with the Administrators
foreign policy, and also by a labor sentiment
attracted through the Ford generosity to his
employees.
More remarkable and more notable, though.
than the Ford vote r. the written-ln presidential
vote for Charles r.. Hughes. This puts him
third in the list despite the fact that the name
did not appear on the printed ballot, and he
would undoubtedly be second II credited with all
the ballots marked for him. but thrown out be-
cause Of defects In writing, or ignored by cleo
ton officers In disregard Of the law requiring
them TO be counted. The primary furnishes
conclusive evidence that Charles 10. Hughes Is
the real choice OF Nebraska republicans for
president and cInches by II the election OF con-
yention delegates who have likewise announced
Hughes 10 be their personal preference
Omaha daily bee., 1916-04-20
Twice Told Tales

Iowa is RANKED first among states in the proportion
81 automobiles TO population Reports FOR 1919 show
steady speeding up In numbers state licenses have
heen used for slightly more than ino0 mAchinea
and applications are coming In with rush In order
10 escape 4 penalty Imposed after May l.
The Aitfuiat society Of Mentclalr. NJ J., undertons
the reform Of a etsen addicted 10 hooEs. Tho man
fell for is and proved hs sincerity ~ walking nas
two saloons without snntntinK AZ tha aighs "A he
reached tbs third No turned "a hla eharorope and
whispered Such bravery deserves drink and he
went inside
ltsal disquisitien on the relatton ~ draw pnkst
10 Eamhilne prepared Tor The enlightenment et
q Now york. maelNlfaie draws clear line between
raNeF recreation and pakRt foF nFpnt ~ Ions a.
Inc play Il minus The klta atrlgtly hnersnt AMI
ahnte sHsnlelan rut ths hity alters ts gullsisss
aspect ana makes "a mishlF dsnssroHa zoe amstsnfa
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Omaha daily bee., 1916-04-20
Vac ultimatum 70 Germany.

In any crisis involving the honor Of the ma
ton. the patriotic citizenship Of the country
may be depended upon to support the chief
executive In an assertion OF our rights This has
been true In every past emergency and Il IL
true today with reference TO the ultimatum
served by President Wilson upon the German
government. He has decided that we must
sever our diplomatic relations unless a way is
found TO make effective the assurances, repeat
edly given and as often violated, OF purpose
t. respect the commerce OF neutrals on the high
seas, and he has taken an exceptional and dra-
matte way Of announcing his action In person TO
congress In order to fortify his position, al
though we doubt II that was necessary.
The president emphasizes the fact that from
the outset Of the controversy "the government
Of the United States has been very patient" He
might have added that this very patience had
produced much impatence among our people,
many OF whom are convinced that the sever
ance OF diplomatic relations would have been
Justified long ago Further patience would
appear TO be a weakness rather than virtue.
II IN still possible, Of course, that the Ger
man government may realize the seriousness Of
the situation and seek 10 avoid the threatened
break by a real compliance with our demands.
Withdrawal Of our ambassador. II must be re-
membered, does not mean war but II will mean
the strained relationship Of undisgulsed un-
frlendlincB. With the issue thus sharply
drawn, the president has no alternative but to
follow words with deeds unless q satisfactory
response is received
Omaha daily bee., 1916-04-20
Signs Of Progress

During the last year the Navajo In.
dian blanket industry reached total OF
$1,000
Denver has n charter election booked
for May o. Registration Of voters is 30.o0)
below the record, with two registration
days 70 come
Guthrie. okl.. opens the spring hailatone
season With a story Of hailstonos measur-
ing twelve inches IN circumference Pretty
good starter. that
In court proceeding al Columbus,
Kan, the plaintiff suing for commissions
on the sale Of hooze testified that 7si
carloads OF beer we're sold al Weir city,
Cherokee county during the last five
Years and that he Is entitled 10 a split
Of tlf.eo
Rightly Italians % Weed. CAL hAvo
formed a club for the purpose ~ beeem.
lng American cltisenn st the earliest
possible moment The club IA a school
~ Instruction that Niii educate anpll-
cants Zoe naturalization - they can pass
The necessary examinations.
A soedssnlltiin9 machine has been In
vented whieh automatically handles logs
swe feet Iona ana sishtsan inches thiek
n u rua ~ a three horsepower Easalius
sustne and consists mainly ~ huge
knife sldeh works lhrnnsh TIE tnattles,
waed q lee rate n STATS strokes a min,
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Omaha daily bee., 1916-04-20
Thirty Years Ago
This Day in Omaha

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Omaha daily bee., 1916-04-20
Again the Base Ball Season.

This afternoon, the Western League OF pro-
fessiona Base Ball clubs, the second oldest or
ganzation OF the Kind in the country, opens
It's seventeenth annual playing season. Wars
may come and 30, primary elections may en-
gulf us In their swirl of heated politics. and
church and state may rock with the excitement
OF passing events, but the public will hang over
the ticker or crowd around the scoreboard TO
note the progress OF the game, and keep track
Of the fortunes Of the favored. The home team
Is always a point on which to center popular In
terest and as its chances brighten or burn low
the popular heart throbs with Joy or beats with
disappointment. Omaha, base ball emnence
will take more than usual notice of the team
this season, for PA Rourke has made an extra
effort TO give Ms creditable representation on
the diamond. and we all wish him good luck
and a pennant
Omaha daily bee., 1916-04-20
M8eeS
-&Av89W
woes 81 Poland.

SOUTH SIDE. April ia.-To the Editor
Of The Bee The long bloody and de-
vastating war In Europe Is indeed great
calamity, but Eince II could not be
nyerted tho world should concurTently zee
10 II that the terrible bloodshed has not
been perpetrated in vain and the indie
soribable sufferings Of the people have
brought permanent relief IL Ia very i'm
portant, therefore that when the war IL
terminated and tho tertss OF peace are
concluded, to arrange the map Of Europe
In such way that II will preclude neces-
slty and even possibility OF another war
like tho one that tormcnts the world
today But there will be no permanent
peace IN Europe, however. az long as
there .oro nations which deem II their
privilege 10 Cypress and dominate other
naiionalities. 10 prosecute them and In
terfere with the course they wish TO
pursue. And before the war broke out
there we're several small nationaliiies IN
Europe that were thus treated BY their
stronger naighbOrs. One Of these nnfor-
tunntc onos was Poland. and us eond-
ton was certainly most tragIs Of all.
Besides being deprived Of freedom and
Independence, Poland has been divided
IN three parts and all attempts were
mae 10 exterminate the -ace Of It's peo-
pie. but n1ey failed ard the love and
loyalty Of tho Polish people 70 their
fathorland has never been more ardent
and sincere than II Is today while Tho
crime they committed upon that nation
wns eyer@rcady cause Of quarrel and
became one Of the main factors that
brought the present war.
IL iss therefore. OF prime importance
TO NIL the world that this question and
others similar are settled inteillgently
and the only proper. just, and intelll-
gent solution Ia 10 restore their indie
pendcnee and let them build their own
future.
Lot me cite president Wilson's phrase
America does not ask anything for
itself, which n has no right 10 ask for
others"
II applies 10 Poland with equal truth
fulness and qualification
THOMAS GTEKTOWsKT
Omaha daily bee., 1916-04-20
Editorial Snapshots

Boston Transcript. Among the "Immor.
tals' Incorporated by congress are Wood
row Wilson and Theodore Roosevelt, but
II IN expected that the act will be sub
initted TO referendum in November
Chicago Post; Well. anyhow. reports
Indicate that the consumption of CON
grofslonal FREQ" seeds IL not oyerthklng
the supply What effect the state OF af-
fairs Will have on the vote crop rather
tends to keep tho congrcssmen guessing.
Philadelphia Ledger In the opinion Of
two grave and learned United states SEN
atore, II In "a patriotic duty" for Justice
Hughes 10 put nm end to all the discus
sion Of his availability AZ n presidential
candidate The wish IL father TO the
thought
indianapolis News; At the very time
when golfers are polishing up their clubs.
when spring Is urging them toward the
links, when the grass ls greencst-pre-
cisely at the psychological moment"
there comes good news for the man who
plays the game Golf balls may be re-
duced in price. Unfortunately, It IL not
70 be said that they will be reduced IN
price. II depends upon demand, and
Of course, Il depends on the war
Springfield Republican: DR. David Jayne
Hll. former Ambassador from the United
states to Germany. believes that "our
government In practically negligible
quantity as an international influence"
This should not be taken 10 seriously
The doctor Is evidently suffering from a
touch Of the Kind Of patriotism that com
pels the sufferer 10 beIlttle his country
with the ultimate hope Of helping to
aggrandlze H.
Baltimore American: The creation Of
an American Academy Of FIFTY Immor-
tails, as proposed In congress. TO further
tho interests Of literature and the fine
arts, as the bill declares. viii doubtless
raise storm OF protest from the women
as thu names proposed are exclusively
masculine Advanced femlnlsm. espe-
cially when & has names prominent in
literature and the fine arts OF it's own
70 offer. cannot be expected to stand this
outrageous Partially with eauanimity.
Omaha daily bee., 1916-04-20

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il ioFw fhs ieFmss fle ~ gbe maFksi 10 trim
uelF assaglstes alih e. mueh nonftalAnee 81
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pith lhe leat uui he toN hsa % travel ihe
shaaawY pike estf uhteh goYalty aaa oralaNY
kiHes mpal hiks wth their victims
Omaha daily bee., 1916-04-20

What were those neighbors talking
aboutf' asked Noah as he passed In his
work on the ark,
oh" replied Japhet they were try
ing 10 give me an argument against pre-
pafedness. Washington Star.
II suppose every woman takes n mel
ancholy Interest In reading this Diary OF
q Neglected Wife
And ] presume every married woman
thinks she could write more narrowing
one. boston Transcript
why didn't you interfere when the cook
chased the waiter with n cleaVer and the
waitress yelled murder"
y thought II was an ordinary cabaret
feature. ] couldn't understand what the
Omaha daily bee., 1916-04-20
CHEEKY CHAFF.

MY wife carries her fondncss for that
cat 10 excess"
How so?"
THE eritter takes a prominent part
In concerts given In feline circles"
"Well7"
And dinged II my wife amt talking
of having his voice trained, - Louisville
Courier-Journal.
See. There's the great catch OF the
season"
Indeed. And how many coupons do
you got with him?"--Judge.
IT was all very well for Solomon to
point to the ant for an example OF in
dustry, hut a better example for pro-
Wider would have been a chicken"
why q chicken7"
Because II always comes up 10 the
scratch when II In q question Of making
a living. Baltimore American.
Omaha daily bee., 1916-04-20
THE vAGABOND.


Robert Louis Stevenson.
Give me the life / love,
Let the lave 20 by me,
Give the jolly heavens above
And the byway nigh me.
Bed In the bush with stars to see,
Bread ! dip Ia the river
There's the life for a man like me,
There's the life forever.
Let the blow fall soon or late,
Let what will be DER me;
Give the face Of the earth around,
And the road before me
Wealth | seek not hope nor love.
Nor n friend 10 know me:
All seek. the heaven above
And the road below me.
or let autumn fall on me
Where afield | linRer,
Silenelng the bird on tree,
Biting the blue finger,
White as meal, the frosty field
Warm the fireside haven
Not 10 autumn will yield
Not 10 winter even
Let the blow fall soon or late,
let what will be DER me,
Give the face Of the earth around,
And the road before me.
Wealth ! aek not, hope nor love.
Nor a friend to know me.
All ! ask, the heaven above
And the road below me-
Omaha daily bee., 1916-04-20

Az a reminder to reckless drivers. lot ia cm.
rhaalze once more the Law which requires autos
TO come TO a full stop where street cars are TAX.
inE on or unloading passeneers. and not 10 pro.
coed until the ear starts, BETTER observance Of
this rule viii save lot 81 accidents.
Omaha daily bee., 1916-04-20

The Ohio division Of the STANDARD OIL COM
rany announce May day party for stock
holders. AT which stock dividend Of 100 per
cent win be distributed The OIL cost Of the
ioy-rde causes no worry in that quarter.