The Nezperce herald. (Nezperce, Idaho) 1900-1957, 1916-11-02

Inmates of the national campaign
managers that there are now out
IS doubtful states.
That Rev. Dir. Palmquist says
Billie Sunday is like Elijah, out
We don't believe the prophet ever
had a six-eylinder chariot
That the girl who advertised
that she would marry any man
making $50 week should migrate
to one Of the munitions towns
That we demand government
ownership and operation OF cam
paign lie factories Private com
petition is getting to be something
fierce.
That when you go 10 vote don !
overlook the little pink ballot A
cross after YES on each Of the two
amendments thereon VIII be no
mistake.
That if human beings JUN
years ago had possessed the me
ehanieal knowledge of to-day u
is likely there would be Few Oh
US left to tell the tale
That a strong Indication OF the
expected continuation Of peace
and prosperity in this country Is
the unusual early opening OF tne
holiday shopping season
That one Of the indoor amuse-
ments the average man used 70
engage in every fall was putting
up the stove pipe, and IN some see
tons we still have the same sport
That attempts to baby" men,
bers of the national guard have
never met with the approval OF
the guardsmen- They are grown
men and dislike TO be made ride
ulous.
That all the thrills of the
wOrld-series, an unusual presl-
dental campaign and the might
lest war in history have not dlmn-
ed the auto enthusiasm on TINS
prairie.
That patrons Of the more or less
Legitimate drama express the be
lief that better plays win be CIV
en- in future. It is difficult to see
how improvement could well De
avoided
That we do not hesitate TO de-
ny the report that Messrs- Lodge,
Roosevelt and Wickersham VIII,
if their choice is defeated at the
polls, start a personally conduct
ed war in Mexico.
That the '.homliest girl in Spo-
kane was being sought some days
ago through the agency Of the al
vertising columns Advertising Is
wonderously efieacious thing
but it cant do the impossible
That the department Of agrl-
culture has a new plan for study
ing the habits Of wild ducks A
might be more interesting to want
a short while and study the naD-
its Of some Of the lame" variety
That by reading the editorials
IN any Republican newspaper y
is easy to see that Mr.. Hughes is
the only living man who knows
exactly how the United States
should be gOverned-and ne
won't tell.
That the saying, Figures don't
lie, but liars can figure" does not
apply to the figures which over
$4,000 less state taxes in Lewis
county under Governor Alexan-
der than under his predecessor.
The county and state records give
this fact.
That the New York Herald has
been collecting and publishing
straw votes" in all the so-caiied
doubtful states this year, and
they show Wilson leading in more
than enough Of the doubtful states
10 elect him; so the Herald is try
ing to explain away its own
proofs.
That City Marshal johnson Is
entitled to a patent on his new
and practical scheme for remedy
ing the damage done about town
by Hallowe zen celebratOrs. lie
simply spotted" the merry, mer-
~ bunch, and next morning gath
cred them together and personally
directed tour of-replacing what
had been disturbed.
That a strong argument in IA
vor Of voting for Congressman (
Addison 7. Smiths return is his
ability through experience to bet
seE serve the state. The same ar