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The Glenwood post., 1916-10-28
DO IT NOW
Glenwood Springs People Should Not;
Wait Until It Is Too Late


The appalling dcath-rate from kidney
diseases is due in most cases to the fact
tnat the little kidney troubles are u.s.
ually neglected until they become seri-
Gus The slight symptoms often give.
place to chroni,. disorders and the suf-
ferer nay slip gradually into some
serious form of kidney complaint.
If you suffer from backache, head
aches, dizzy spells; if the kidneys Sc
cretions are irregular of passage and.
unnatural in appearance, do not de-
lay Help the kidneys at once.
!Doan's Kidney Pills are especially
for kidney disorders-they act where
others fail. Over one hundred thousand
people have recommended them.
Here is one of many cases in this
vicinity.
Chris Benggert, Kremmling, Colo.-
says: II had a constant, dull pain
across the small of my back, felt lame
in the morning and was unable to rest
well. The kidney secretions became un-
natural and 1 had soreness across my
kidneys. Doan 8 Kidney Pills removed
the pains and I felt better in every
way"
| Price soc, at all dealers. Don It simp-
ly ask for kidney remedy-get Doau 3
Kidney Pills-the same that Mr.. Beng
uort hod Eoctar M;lburn ~ prons
Buffalo, N. Y. 8
The Glenwood post., 1916-10-28

ing days to visiting in this county.
Whether you meet him or not, just
cast your vote for him and when you
get reports from his work after his
election, you will say, "Well, that fel-
low is making good and does things
honestly and justly"
The people of Garfield county will
be with him almost solid for his years
of life among them prove to them he
is every whit honest and would never
stoop to do anyo1e wrong no matter
what the advantage to himself nigh.
appear to be.
The Glenwood post., 1916-10-28
CONSTIPATION DULLS
y ar M -g YOUR BRAIN

That dull, listless, oppressed feeling
is due to impurities in your system,
sluggish liver, clogged intestines. Dr..
Kings New Life Pills give prompt re-
Lief, A mild, easy, non-griping bowel
movement will tone up your system and
help, to clear your muddy, pimply som-
plexion., Get. q bottle Of Dr.. Kings
New Life Pills today at your druggist,
25c. A dose tonight will make yon
cheerful at breakfast. ~
The Glenwood post., 1916-10-28
THE SCHOOL cH1LD's HEALTH

The September number of the HY-
CHEMIST magazine will be the School
Children's 3 number It will contain val
liable articles by specialists on the
food, clothing and general care of the
school child, including the teeth and
eyes. Give your child all the advan-
tage Of perfect health. Send ten cents
for this number to THE HYGIENIST
PUBLISHING CO., MAJESTIC BLDG,
DENVER, COLORADO.
The Glenwood post., 1916-10-28

A lazy liver leads to chronic dys-
pepsia and constipation,-weakens the
whole system. Doans Regulets l2sc
per box) act mildly on tn. liver and
bowels. At all drug stores. .
The Glenwood post., 1916-10-28
PIANOS AND PLAYERS

The home dealer is the best man to
buy your piano or player from. He is
always here to make his guarantee
good. We can sell you pianos or play
ers on reasonable terms. We also have
few pianos at bargain prices. ~ y
10-2s-2t THE MAYEs BOOK STORE.
The Glenwood post., 1916-10-28

In Witness Whereof. 7 have hereto
ret my hand and affixed the Great Seal
NJ the State of Colorado, at the City
"f Denver, this Eighteenth day Of
August, A. D. 1916.
JOHN z. RAINIER,
(SEAL) Secretary OF State
The Glenwood post., 1916-10-28

FOR sALE-ureenbone cutter. Just
the thing needed by someone with
flock Of chickens. Take II u half
price. Inquire at this Office.
The Glenwood post., 1916-10-28

:s.i ianguld, weak, run down, eHad-
aehei Stomach "ofti" A good remedy
is Burdoek Bliid Bitters. Ask your
druggist. Price e1.00. Q
The Glenwood post., 1916-10-28

"There is such thing as nation
being too proud to fight. .'-Woodrow
Wilson.
The Glenwood post., 1916-10-28

Fer . corner locsslon in sss,dcnce
eortton Of city on sewer and water
The Glenwood post., 1916-10-28
BAD COLDS FROM =
|2 LITTLE SNEEZES GROW

Many colds that hang on all winter
start with sneezs, 'sniffle a sore
throat, tight chest. You know the
symptoms of colds, and you know
prompt treatment will break them ND
DR.. Kings New Discovery, with its
soothing antiseptic balsams, has been
breaking up colds and healing coughs
of young and old for At years. DR..
Kings New Discovery loosens the
phlegm, clears the head, soothes tho
irritated membrane and makes breath
ing easier. At your druggist, Soc.
For Sale or Trade-Furniture in a
l7-room apartment house in San Diego,
California. House well located. viii
trade for good Garfield county prop.
erty. A bargain at 1900. Inquire At
this Office.
The Glenwood post., 1916-10-28
RHEUMATISM FOLLOWS
2 EXPOSURE

In the rain all day is generally fol.
lowed by painful twinges of rheuma.
tasm or neuralgia. Sloan's Liniment
win give you quick relief and prevent
tho twinges from becoming torture. IT
quickly penetrates without rubbing and
soSthes the sore and aching joints. For
sore, stiff, exhausted muscles that ache
and throb from overwork, Sloan . Lini-
Insnt affords quick relief. Bruises,
eprains, strains and other minor in.
-juries to children are quickly soothed
by Sloan's Linimept. Get bottle to.
dsy at your druggist, 25c.
For eale-7 h. p. Indian motorcycle
in good condition. Call at this Office for
particulars.
The Glenwood post., 1916-10-28

CHOOSE HUGHES
"When HUGHES is elected
America will be respected"
The Glenwood post., 1916-10-28
WHY NOT TRY1
POPHAM'S
ASTHMA REMEDY

Gives prompt and positive relief II
every case. Sold by druggists. Priss
s1.0O. Trial package by mail, Toe
Williams Mfg. Co., Proprietors
Cleveland, Ohio .t
For sale by W. 8. Parkison, drug.
sist and apothecary.
The Glenwood post., 1916-10-28
For County Judrs

During the time that A. L. Beardsley
was county judge of this county, it was
repeatedly said by those praeticing be-
fore him and who came from outside
points as well as local residents:
The Glenwood post., 1916-10-28

For county superintendent of schools
the Republicans nominated Mrs. Bessie
NJ. Weber of, Divide creek. This Sc.
lection was made without regard to
geographical location of the candidate
but solely with view to choosing a
candidate in every sense worthy to fill
this very important office to the great.
est benefit of the rising generation.
Mrs. Weber is lady of high at.
tainments and is thoroughly qualified
in every respect for the position she il
seeking at the hands of the voters OF
this county, ,....
The lady grew to womsnhood in
Greeley where she was educated in the
public schools and the Teachers college
A few years ago she went to Wyoming
where she took up a homestead and al
the same time taught school
She was nominated for county super.
intendent Of schools and was elected
and served two terms. Her admins.
tration Of the school affairs Of the
county were very satisfactory, but she
concluded that she had been sufficiently
honored by being twice elected to the
office and decided that she would not
be q candidate for reelection. Ths
Republicans insisted. however, on nom.
mating her for . third term and the
The Washington herald., 1916-01-23
Mertz & Mertz Co. Inc.
9O6 F St.
GEORGETOWN CANCELS
GAME WITH LOYOLA

Baltimore. Nd, Jan. Z-Mpr-~--
DesTy, OF the Loyola College basketball
team, announced last night that GeUrrs-.-
town University had cancelled the game
scheduled for next Wednesday st Rich
mond Market Hall. Manager LIesry is at
a loss just why the WsshinEtonisns re-
fused TO play here inssmUch ss he has a
contract with them
Loyols was defeated by Georgetown
Wednesday night at Washington by ~ 10
2. II appears that the local hve had the
privilege Of naming the umpire. but when
they were about TO start the contest the
Georgetown officials refused to let the
local man crfciste. Collihower Of Georre-
town, had charge OF the contest and in
the latter stages called several fouls on
Loyols which undoubtedly cost them the
contest.
Immediately after the game Manager
Lesry was notified by the Georrefopn m
ma management that Il thought IL sdv1.s 81.
to cancel the contest sched uled for next
Wednesday in this city. but gave no spe-
cial reason for 50 DOING
The Washington herald., 1916-01-23
FALSTAFFIAN GOLFERS.

The Of stroke depends the Of the
the the hips is
wrists there be
irmed JUS tile
the stroll
of forwsr rdvIths
swim nsand
II do QUIT smuch
z
in
glow
a hitweII
werW Wit
my puts we al
without
their
The Washington herald., 1916-01-23
Six Of Ten Managers Vote for
Radbourne's 72LGame Rec
ord for One Season.
OTHERS HANDED BOOST

What was the greatest feat ever per-
formed In baseball?
Was 1t Willie Keeler's record with the
old Baltimore team In 1896 when he went
to bat 700 consecutive times without
striking out?
Was It Harry Stovey's. while with the
old Phillies in 1888, when he stole 15s
bases In a single season?
Was It Tip" O'NeiIrs batting aver
age Of .4e2 for st. Louis in 1887?
Was 1t Rube Waddell's feat of tanning
343 batters in one season-that of 1904?
Was 1t George Gibson. when he caught
1909?
pitched seventy-two games In the season
of 1884 and won the pennant for the
Providence team in the old National
League.
Ten big league managers, men who
know a lot about baseball, were asked to
vote on this. And six of the ten picked
Radbourne's feat as the greatest In base
ball annals Those who so decided were
Connie Mack. Pat Moran, John McGraw
Clark Griffith, Jimmie Callahan and
Hughey Jennings.
Two of these men while they were stars
of the diamond, Mack and Moran, were
tWOp NTblitn anu Sdlldndn
were pitchers, and two, McGraw and
Jennings, were infielders. So there is no
chance of a prejudice in favor of pitch
ing over other points in the great ma
tional game.
Some idea of what Radbourne accom-
plished in the season of 1884 may be had
from the fact that he pitched 64s innings
Ed. Walsh, the Chicago White Sox vet
eran, pitched 392 innings In 1912. or forty.
three games, setting the record of mod
ern baseball Last season Pat Moran
sent In Grover Cleveland Alexander jus;
about as many times as he thought pos
sible, and Alex totalled 376 innings, q;
fewer than Radbourne.
Twirlers today go in about every
fourth day. That Is considered often
enough. Radbourne pitched every other
game in 1884. He had to. Providence
had no other dependable twirler, SO II
was up to Radbourne. And he made
good.
George Stallings and Wilbert Robin
son, two other managers. voted for Keel.
er's no strike-out record. Buck Herzog
Of the Cincinnati Reds, thinks Stovey's
base stealing record the greatest In base.
ball, and-Miller Huggins voted for Rube
WaddelPs strike-out record of 343 bat.
ters in 1904. Honorable mention Is also
given 70 Walter johnson for his fifty-sis
consecutive innings pitched in 1918 with
out . run being scored against him
The Washington herald., 1916-01-23
GOLF is PEDEsTRIANIsM WITH A PLOT.

number delegation waited
club
Would ord
I nnrnuch
IL
TO knock
far"Just which will
Finally
clothes
gstening white ball silence
the over
long
to poised club
opened the had broken his
The Washington herald., 1916-01-23
real ROMANCE
Of BASEBALL
Charles Webb Murphy Grab
bed Cubs on Shoestring and
Cleared One Million.
TAFT FINANCED DEAL
By FRANK G. MENKE.

New York, Jan. 22.-Charles Webb Muir
ply and his associates paid Sis 900 for the
complete control of the Chicago Cubs late
in the winter of 1eo5-06 and during the
1906 season the team cleared 165,poo-a
net profit OF exactly $4,000 above the total
cost of the club.
The story of the Cubs and how Charlie
Murphy ran a shoestring into a mil
lion dollars is the one real romance in
baseball.
Jim Hart owned the Cubs when II was
noised around that he wanted to sell
Murphy at that time was a newspa per-
man. He had $4,000 or 5000 He went to
Hart, asked for an option on the club,
and then hustled back to Cincinnati.
rive got a chance to buy a bali club
for Slo6,ooo." Murphy told Charles p. Taft
owner of the paper for which Murphy
worked. Il think that's a fine bargain
figure. i am sure money can be made
in the ownership Of the team. win you
go in with me on this?"
Taft Finances Deal.
When Taft found that Murphy was
willing to risk an his money in the vent
ure, Taft agreed to go in with Murphy
In the purchase of the team.
Murphy got 10 per cent Of the stock.
rank Chance got 10 per cent, Charles
Schmalstis. lawyer and a friend of
Tafts got 10 per cent for his services
as attorney in the deal. and Taft got the
other 40 per cent. Taft put up most of
the cash.
When # came time to close the deal
Murphy produced the slO6. 900. but Hart
demanded an extra $4,000 as my. com
mission" This request hoored Murphy
and he argued long and fiuentIy with
Hart against paying the extra $4,000
But Hart was obdurate. Murphy finally
went to Taft and explained the situation.
TAFT produced the other $1,000.
With the change in ownership the Cubs
seemed to become transformed. They
never had been figured as a real bas.
ball club. yet in their first year undeI
the Murphy-Taft regime they won the
Nauonai League pennant and grabbed OF
slice of world series gold.
In 1908 the Cubs, then grown to be one
of the greatest drawing cards in the
National League. cleared SIS, ,oo0 and in
the following year-lsOs-thc high-water
mark in profits was reached when tn.
team cleared 500 900 for its owners.
*1,26O.OOO Net Proat.
The next best mark made by the Cubs
was in 1910 when they grabbed of 5000.
900 as their share in the regular season
and world series contests. The poores,
showing made by the Cubs was in 19l5,
when the net profits were estimated at
around $500.
Never once under the Taft-Murphy
regime did the Cubs finish a loser in a
financial way. During the ten years that
Taft and Murphy controlled the club
1906 to l9l5-the Cubs cleared approx
mately H.20,oo, 1000 per cent return
on their money. Add to this the $500 ooo
paid for the Taft-Murphy holdings Of
stock by Charles Weeghman and you'll
find that the $115,ooo investment of 1906
returned close to 81. 500 ooo-which is q fair
return-yes. quite fair.
The Washington herald., 1916-01-23
Bresnahsn Satisfied.

Toledo. Ohio. Jan. z.-Roser Bresns
han telegraphed friends here late last
night from Chicago that his baseball desl
in connection with the Chicago National
League club has been fixed UP sstisfsc-
torily.
The message did not state whether hs
would continue as manager OF the Cubs
or whether he would receive hi, two
year salary as the head OF the Chic.ro
Aggregation and be dropped by the man
agement
Toledo baseball promoters want Bres-
nshsn to manage the Cleveland American
70 Toledo.
The Washington herald., 1916-01-23
.LEGLESS athlete IS
GREAT BALL PLAYER
Salvador Spizeal. Although Minus Of
Limbs. Plays Shortstop for New
Orleans Amateurs.

New Orleans. Jan. 22.-It Is a good bet
that every ball fan has heard of Tyrus
Cobb. 1t is also a good bet that only a
few of the multitude have heard of or
seen Salvador Spizeal.
Perhaps the comparison is not fair to
Tyrus. Perhaps it is not fair to Saliva
dor. 1t is doubtful, though. whether
either would enter an objection because
they both love baseball, and the thing
that has made Cobb the greatest Of
them all has brought little Spizeal out
of the depths and made his lot, which
has otherwise been very sad, a happy
one.
Eight years ago little Salvador was a
fine ball player, but in crossing the rail-
road tracks one day he fell and a freight
train cut off both his legs. For months
he hovered between life and death. and
then gradually the wounds realed and
his strength returned. After a long
while he left the hospital on his minia-
ture handcar.
When Salvador was taken to the hos
pital he furnished the fellows on the
corner with a problem. for without him
the team was crippled. When he came
out he furnished them with another and
more perplexing problem. He wanted
to play on the team.
Shucks! He was out Of the question.
" hO eNSi u VI q lcsiSsS pdh
How was he going to run. bat and field ,
They were sorry. but Salvador was out
of the range of candidates.
But they reckoned without the heart
of Salvador. He has lots of heart, and
most of 1t is wrapped up in the great
est of outdoor games, baseball His
not having any legs did not make any
difference, his heart was in the game,
and that really, is everything in base
ball and the game of life.
And SO he set about to convince them
that he was without a peer in the
short field. And being like Ty Cobb.
he soon proved to the fellows that he,
sans legs, could play ball Twas a
bitter fight under a big handicap, but
the heart was there and he won.
Now he is the regular shortstop OF
the King Stars, New Orleans amateur
team, and when he isn't at school he is
on a ball lot. And there isn't any 16-
year-old boy who has a chance to beat
him out of his position.
True, he cannot run, but 1t is easy
to arrange with the rival club to have a
teammate do the base running. He can
hit that apple and is demon infielder.
You should see him spearing liners-he
has wonderful strength in his arms-or
rolling like a Billikin, to this side or
that, to gathep hard hit ground balls
and to get into position for heaye to
first
The Washington herald., 1916-01-23
The Greatest Feat Ever
Performed In Baseball

And there are the Ty Cobb. Cy Young
Honus Wagner Pop" Anson and Other
great records of great ball players not
even believed worthy of consideration.
Speaking of records, that OF Benny
Kauff, star of the later Federal League
has some funny points. Benny, who
played with the Brooklyn Federals last
season, except for few brief moments
when he appeared in the New York
Giants outfield Just before a game with
the Boston Braves. is among his other
accomplishments, a unique figure on the
ball field-and for the benefit of Latin
scholars, unique isn't derived from unus
meaning one. and equus meaning horse
Kauff probably breaks more bats in a
season than any other player-or any six
other players-in the game. And the odd
est part of 1t is that, unlike all other ball
players, he cherishes no favorite bat. He
claims that the bats become untrue" to
him at times, whereupon he breaks them
Kauff usually starts a season with
twelve new bats and gets in a new as
sortment every six weeks or so. If Kaufi
hits up a fly the first time he uses a bat
he breaks 1t Immediately II he gets a
hit with a bat in its first use he declares
the bat "a regular club" Should he bal
out a fly or strike out the next time he
uses the club he doesn't break 1t immedi-
ately He decides to give 1t another
chance as a reward for getting a hit for
him the first time he used it. But If he
pops in his first trip to the plate with
that bat, the club Is broken.
The Federal League batting phenom 4:
the Beau Brummell of baseball. He
owns about thirty suits of clothes and
he gives each suit work out" at least
every two weeks. Kauff has been known
In oh his ctr c1ofhac
in day. Two shifts day is In keep.
ing with his regular schedule, while
three changes-especially on Sundays
a common occurrence.
Kauff has an uncountable supply OF
neckties and a roomful of shirts and
fancy hose. His shirts, for the mos
part, are silken affairs, made up in daz
zling colors. Some of Kaufrs shirts are
said to contain all the tints of the rain
bow-and a few more.
Since the 1915 season closed Kauff has
purchased four automobiles, trading ir
the first as part payment on the second
trading the second in part payment fol
the third and exchanging the third ant
some cash for the fourth.
The first car Kauff got was regarded a,
perfection In automobiles. Kauff thought
so, too, at first. but later he heard a
squeak. bit of oil might have chased
1t away. But Kauf didn't stop to oil the
car. He hustled it to an auto agency
and got rid of ''the noisy chariot" by
trading 1t in on another car at sacri
flee of $3.50 in price. The second and third
cars secured by the Kangaroo of Bas,
BALI displeased him. One wasn't fas
enough; the other annoyed him by It,
humping over rough pavements.
II Kid Williams will agree TO make 1,s no,,nd
The Washington herald., 1916-01-23
Enters Michigan.

Chicago. Jan z.-Esrl Ehy. national
Junior hSlf-mIle champion, who has been
attending the University Of Chicago, has
quit the Midway School and will attend
the University OF Michigan, Il was
learned TO-DAY. ISby won the junior hall
mile event at the .Panaufs Pacific cham
pionship In San Francisco last summer.
The Washington herald., 1916-01-23
New Teams on Dartmouth List.

Hanover, n. H.. Ian. 22.-The Dart
mouth football schedule for the season OF
1915 contains' nine games, six at home In
Hanover and three on foreign fields. Five
new teams appear as opponents OF the
Green--New Hampshire state, Boston Col
lege. Lebanon Valley College, Georgetown
and West Virginia. The Massachusetts
AGsics, which always have opened the
season at Hanover, have been moved 10
tn October "a. and their place is hlled by
New Hampshire State. Another tnnovs-
The Washington herald., 1916-01-23
BILL SHAKESPEARE, GOLFER.
The Merchant Of Venice.


And others Of such vinegar aspect,
That they will show their teeth in way of smile
(GroTchy goitcrS)
They would be better. if well followed
CfN shots tropld)
Twill be hard way to hit
(Fhen the pro advocates q change of ,tyie)
Do look like cudgel a hovepost?
(7he ldment.of the freak clab)
Thou art too wild
(There "orf" ofhers.)
o hell! what have here?
(DtSco0eriso O PITY
You press far
CSdid the ball after q lors ride)
I we'll
"a rrofhedfcn ercKse)
| gave it youth
A kind of boy little scrubbed bov
prang boy.
(The cdddis)
The Washington herald., 1916-01-23
To Revive Interest in Polo.

New York, ian. 22.-sht a meeting
of the Polo Association at the White
han Club. preliminary arrangements
were completed to hold series of
matches during the coming season that
will revive the popular interest of the
public in the games at Meadow brook
for the international cup. and it is ex-
pected the crack teams of the West
and East will take part In the matches.
siSht