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Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1916-06-09
HARK, YE GOLFERS,
THE CRISIS NEARS
Troops Of President Sherman and
Vice President Hamilton to
Battle Saturday.
WILL FIGHT TO BITTER END

II, Saturday afternoon, you should
hear the sulen roar OF heavy artillery
cannonading, the shrill scream Of the
machine gun, the rasping rattle Of
musket fire and then see score OF
Red Cross ambulanees in swift flight
toward the Happy Hollow club, have
no fears, the women and children will
be saved.
For on Saturday afternoon a battle
Is carded for the Happy Hollow golf
links that will make the attack on Yer
dun seem like fray between toy
soldiers. The annual golf match be-
tween teams led by President Charles
r. Sherman and Vice President Z. O.
Hamilton will be held.
1t will be a battle for blood this
year, too. A dinner, the expense OF
which the losers must bear, will be
given the winners June IA, and all OF
the opposing players are determined
they will not pay double for their eats.
John Parish has been appointed
field marshal captain OF the Sher-
man forces. Yale Holland carries the
same job for the Hamilton brigade.
Parish has called upon his brave
warriors to defend the last trench TO
the bitter end. The timber wolves
are bowling" says Parish. Our
president is threatened. Judge Baker
has deserted our ranks and turned
traitor, but we still have Travis Craw-
ford"
Holland Makes Appeal.
Holland, on the othek hand, makes
just as ardent an appeal to his attack.
ing host. I'VE are to do battle" pro-
claims Holland, with the frowsy
hordes OF President Sherman, led by
the ribald and yacuous John Parish
You are called upon because you are
deemed to be clear OF eye, steady OF
hand strong of heart and nimble Of
lead pencil able and anxious to lam
bast the everlasting tar out Of any Of
this palsied bunch OF muscle-bound
short approaching, score card ma
boundary-crowding, bun
kcI -lnlcSIlR luII ulSBtIS that VIII DC
delivered for your slaughter. And il
you fail by as much as one point, may
your favorite club shatter in your
hands, may you never find a lost ball
and may you lose one every hole, may
your handicap be cut TO nothing and
your game warrant hundred, may
you be served by blind caddies, peered
at by beginners, compelled by your
wife to go to church Sunday mornings
and may the curse OF all good sub
Iects OF the good Sheik Boham Ilton
be upon you until Charley Johnston
oses his grin and Jon Par lsh shoots
/ ninety, that is 10 say forever"
Yea, verify II will be some match
md Saturday Afternoon bids we'll to
be a busy time for the hospital corps
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1916-06-09
JOSIES WIN THIRD ONE
81, Joseph Takes Contest From
Sioux Indians Six TO
Five.
BIG CROWD OUT TO WITNESS

ST. Joseph, No, June S.--St Joseph
won the third game Of the series from
Sioux City, 8 10 s. today, before the
largest weekday crowd Of the season.
Score,
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1916-06-09
southern Association.

New Orleans, 4, Memphis. 2
Birmingham, il Nashville, 2.
Atlanta. 2 Chattanooga. B.
Others not ID heduled
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1916-06-09
Mrs. w. E. Shafer is
Medalist in Happy
Hollow Golf Match

Mrs w L Shafer was medalist in
the nme.hole handicap qualifying
round for the match play for the
James A. Gilmore prize at the Happy
Hollow club The four qualiiers were.
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1916-06-09

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ball club defeated tho Grand Island Hide
and Fur team, 60 2, In a thirieen.lnnln
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batteries brand island, smith ana 49,.
Ter, uiltnef Gates Campbell and butch
Harris
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1916-06-09

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ROURKES YICTORS In
FOURTEENTH FRAME
Omaha Noses Out, Six to Five, After
Game Goes Into Extra
Innings.
TIES THE SCORE IN SEVENTH

Denver Colo, June 8. Omaha tied
the score 10 the seventh inning here
today and nosed out 6.to-5 victory
IN The fourteenth Score
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The Washington times., 1916-01-23
MADE IN GERMANY,
SAYS BELGIAN ENVOY
Minister Havenith Declares He
Knows Nothing Of Alleged
Separate Peace.
Made in Germany"

Made In Germany"
This was the Characterization given
by e. Havenith. the Belgian minister,
to reports published today that ne
gotiations are on foot to bring about
separate peace between Germany and
Belgium.
Minister Havenlth said ne had had
no adVtces from his government
Whatsoever regarding any discussion
of separate peace predicted on Ger
many's evacuation of Belgian terri
tory and promises of partial repara-
tion.
IL only know what the newspapers
have published" Mr.. Havenith said,
and the newspaper dispatches are
based upon an article appearing in a
German paper. My government un-
doubtedly has seen these same re-
ports and any comment on the sug-
gestton should come from Havre and
not from the legation in Washington. -
Minister Havenith recalled that
most of the peace discussion has or
iginated in Germaay.
While the Belgian minister would
not make any, official statement in
reply to an unofficial report, II was
quite apparent from his manner that
II his government shares his views
Germany will md a difficult task
ahead OF II in attempting to make
overtures to Belgium for a separate
peace.
The Washington times., 1916-01-23
TO Reject
A SEPARATE PEACE
German FeeIers to France and
Russia Now Extended to
King Albert.
tcontlnued from Flrst Pare.l

government. nor the people OF Belgium
would dream of deserting tho allied
cause. Belgium win be In the fighting
until i .,',Sd ENDS y,Sns,,1 by fe,nsrs peace; -.
positively that they know Germany Is
feeling effects of economic pressure
more seriously than Germany admits ar
the world knows. For ip-tance, the
German babies from the United States
was c8ustically characterized.
Germany is gravely In need of fats,
because they are required, not to feel
ttarving babies. put to mske nitro
Germany probably has less real need
for Il than any other Of the allied coln-
tries. Her next-door neighbors are Dem
mark, Holland. and Switzerland. all
sendinS her immcoee quantities Of milk.
Denmark and Holland are the sources
Of q larke part OF the dairy supplies
used In Great Britain. and Germany has
drawn these away as much possible.
Allies Not Considering Peace.
The supply OF fats in Germany has
been woefully short for months past
Not only are they needed as a food
element, but still more for making ex-
plosives. The talk about substitutes for
fats and for cotton is branded by the
allied agents here as demonstrated
nonsense.
Germany wants to make peace, nat
uraily enough. because she holds wide
area Of conquered territories and has
an ample trading stock in hand. Tho
allies are for precisely the same reason
unable to consider peace: and they are
not considering II. Rather. they de-
clare, they are Just fairly ready to be-
In most positive terms. the declara-
ton Is made that there win be no talk
OF peace until Germany Is crushed. The
idea of the war ending in a stalemate
is entertained by no one of the allied
powers. 1t must 90 farther: n|ucN
farther. No conclusion will be accept
ed that does not mean destruction OF
German militarism.
The information given out In Teu-
tonic diplomatic quarters that Ger
many contemplates making Belgium
an offer OF separate peace, taken in
connection with cable dispatches
from Germany, was discussed with
great interest in diplomatic circles
today. The German viewpoint was
that Belgium would be free to enter
The Washington times., 1916-01-23
ACID STOMACHS ARE
DANGEROUS

Acid" stomacds are dangerous be-
cause acid irritates and inhames the
delicate lining Of the stomach, thus
hindcring and preventing the proper
action of tho stomach. and leading to
probably niue-tenths of the cases OF
stomach trouble from which people suf-
fer. Ordinary medicines that act mere
ly upon the stomach itself are useless
in such caseg, for they leave the source
OF the trouble, tho acid in the stomach,
as dangerous as ever The acid must
be neutralized, and its accumulation
prevented, and tho best thing for this
purpose Is a teaspoonful ct Bisurated
,MaSnesia, a simple antacid, taken In a
little warm or cold water after eating,
which not only neutTalizes the acid, but
also prevents the fermentation. Foods
which ordinarily cause distress may Ic
eaten with impunity II the meal is ful-
lowed with little Bisuratod Magnesia
which can be obtained from any drug
gist, and should always be kept handy.
-AdYt
The Washington times., 1916-01-23
H. o. Sandberg to Attend
San Antonio Conference

Harry o. Sandberg. Of the Pan-Amsr-
ican Union. left last night for Fan AM
tonic, Tex, where he will participate
10 the exposition which will be held
there In E1s to commemorate the two
hundredth anniversary Of the founding
of San Antonio. Thence he will 60 In
New Orleans to participate in the Ma
The Washington times., 1916-01-23
Advantakes for GermanY.


The advantages Germany might ex-
pect to reap from such a move arc
outlined as follows:
"First--The conclusion Of q separate
peace with Germany would automati-
cally divorce Belgium from the other
"second--The occupation BY any of
the allies OF any part Of Belgian terri
tory would become a violation OF neu-
trality precisely comparable with the
much quoted violation Of neutrality OF
which Germany has been declared
"TRird--For the allies to commit such
breach Of neutrality after having
used 1t as an excuse for making war
on Germany is too Inconsistent to be
'Fourth-with immunity from attack
from that portion of her frontier fac
ing Belgium, Germany would have for
disposal elsewhere the vast army now
actually in Belgium and In the trenches
on the western portion Of the battle
line"
In addition to the views expressed In
diplomatic quarters, cabled advices to-
day say that the Frankfurter Zeitung,
a paper close to the German govern
ment, edltorially urges negotiations Tor
Belgium, and that all but one OF the
Socialist members Of the Prussian Diet
have subscribed 10 a declaration calling
on the German government to restore to
Belgium her Independence.
The British embassy has given out a
statement saying that o distinguished
Belgian Jesuit. lately returned from
Rome. quotes the Pope as declaring that
he will never consent to, offer his good
offices for re-establshiment OF peace
unless Belgium should have all her ter
ritories in Europe and Asia restored to
her, and an adequate indemnity fixed
after an inventory Of all public monu-
ments and private property has shown
The Washington times., 1916-01-23
OLD-TIME COLD
CURE-DRlNK TEAL

Get q small package of Hamburg
I3reAst Tea, or rs the German folls call
pharmacy. Take a Tablespoonful OF the
tea. put a cup OF boiling water upon IL.
pour through n sieve. and drink tea-
cup full at any time. II Is the m9st ef.
fective way to break a cold and cure
grip. IA Il opens the pores. relieving
conGention, Also loosens the bowels,
thus breaking cold At once,
II is inexpensive and entirely Neget-
able. therefore harmless. .--AdVt.
The Washington times., 1916-01-23

only artillery aetivit and mine activity
on the western front. The 0ermAns
claim 20 have destroyed sixty yards Of
enemy positions southeast Of Yprcs.
The German positions between the Mo-
sene and the VosEes were shelled BY the
French. Paris claims the bonlbardrnent
OF the German lines In the Champagne
ana the Voages was effective. The Brit
iRh have shelled the German lines
around Hulloch. Richoburg. and Pllker1,
The Washington times., 1916-01-23

into such negotiations with the Kais.
ers government because Belgium Is
the British government has MADE
with France, Russia, and Italy, bind :
ing each not 70 conclude a separate
peace with the central powers
in return for Belgium's consent 70
negotiate q separate peace, the Ger
to the question OF vol
unfairly Withdrawing ell troops from
Belgian territory, Teutonic diplomats
declare. and Of aiding Belgians In the
work OF restoration,
Evening capital news. (Boise, Idaho) 1901-1927, 1916-04-02
ANSWERS TO MOVIE. FANS

leading parts IN both The Raven, and The Mis-
leading Lady, just before work was begun
The Strange Case of Mary Page. Wallace Reid
was last seen In TO Have and to Hold. and
Douglas Fairbanks. IN His Picture In the Paper.
A 1.-The last we heard Of Muriel ostriche
she was with the Equitable Company.
$50 West Forty-sixth street. New York Earle
Williams is sall with yitagraph Brooklyn. New
York. Cannot md Irene Benwlek.
nLIvE AND MADoNNA--Lillian Lorraine's
" maii win be forwarded to her if you write
her in care Of Pathe. Is West Twenty-nrst
street. New York Grace cunard Is at Universal
city. Cal
Al RS. @. A. M.-It not the Diamond from
AsA the Sky contest thar was extended, but
the Brains and Beauty contest However. both
are closed now for good. ePleaae take notice.
everybody, The Diamond from the SKY COM
test closed February 20 1916 The brains and
Beauty contest was FIRST advertised 10 close
January /, 1916, but later the time was extended
until February 20, 1916.
u ENfcK, Afo.-Charles Chaplin win begin
n work some tins in March on comedies for
the Mutual program. in Los Angeles Cal Have
not the street address u the studio he win use
ut this writing.
Evening capital news. (Boise, Idaho) 1901-1927, 1916-04-02

Don't you fool yourself. They'll all break
their neclSs going to see that picture when it's
run off. But you can't come around here and
tell me how TO do my work, SO / guess we'd
better dispense with your services, and said
We'll, then. if that's tie case. I'll quit
don't work for no movie company thai wants
me to do nothing but rough stun like that"
When told Lucy I'd quit she said: Well,
its just ais we'll, because with all them graft
ers after your salary you would have been
working for nothing ]. J. win cool off in q
few days and want you to come back, and
after this you'd better let me take care Of your
money for YOU
But I amt going to work for J. J. Murphy
any more. win wait till lot Of them pictures
with me in them are shown in the theaters
and then they'll want at all the studios.
like they did Charlie Chaplin. and give me big
money.
Well. good-by Dave. IN tell you about It If
I get another job next week. TOM.
Evening capital news. (Boise, Idaho) 1901-1927, 1916-04-02
NLIETTE@S orrnmI hfHNIXK
NH an9azTTcI IN 0NT1ENlB SSpD BY MI
MIlWLBLa5yrVlVY A.IMGIIagLEER}A

some manager that wants them TO go to work
offers them q job.
Charlie Chaplin didn't have to put no ed In
the show papers; he just loafed around little
while and they give him more wages than he
ever got before. So that's what I'M going to do.
won't put an ad in the show papers Will
my money and wait tin some movie pro-
Queer comes around and gives job.
Here's how l come to lose my job Dave,
only didn't lose it, 1 quit We started to
make that comedy picture and 81. ]. Murphy
says:
"You'n have TO work without hardly any
clothes on in this picture"
asked him If would have to wear a bear
skin like did in that wild man picture and he
said:
mo, you'n wear nghtshirt,"
And l said: We'll, don't want to work in
no more pictures Of that kind"
And he said: we won't make them scenes
when the girls is around"
said; Yes, but them pictures will be
showed IN theaters, won't they?'
He said; Well, pictures can't blush, can
they?'
but I'll never be hero actor like Francis
X Bushman and them actors.' l said, "as long
as don't do nothing but them kind of parts"
And he said: Comedy is your stuff. You'd
letter stick to it. Look what Chaplin is pulling
down with the Mutual for comedy stun. You
don't think he's got anything you, do your"
l said mo. he amt got nothing me-" and
thought maybe I'd better stick to comedy,
seeing as / am so good at it, only didn't know
about that Sunday school picnic then. and them
old maids never would have acted in that
picture.
We made one scene in the studio, that shows
where all of the cowboys are in bed, and they
holer that a cyclone is coming and tell me I'll
have to run 10 the cyclone cave a half mile
away, and they get my clothes mixed UP and
grab up pair OF little pants and can't get
them on, and then l run out OF the scene in my
nghtshirt.
Then we went to location out in the woods
to show me running to the cave with nothing
on but a nightshirt. There nobody but J.
j. and me and Bonnie Stenbush and the camp
era man. and when got out there ]. J. and
Bonnie went up on a hill to look for a good
place and me and the camera man smoked
cigarettes and talked while they was gone.
When j. J. and Bonnie came back they was
laughing, but ] didn't think anything Of that
}. ]. says:
Tom, YOU go up that hill 20 the left
hang your clothes hickory limb and then
come down along the path You cap keep your
shoes on, but have them unlaced just as If
you'd just got out OF bed and run fast You
are getting away from a cyclone and youn
have to show speed We want TO get a good
shot Of you coming into the camera.
Evening capital news. (Boise, Idaho) 1901-1927, 1916-04-02

some lunch. but was so mad at J. J. Murphy
for playing that trick that I couldn't
eat nothing but four sandwiches andN two
pickles and little cake and some potato salad
and drink three bottles Of soda water.
One of. the girls said it wasn't any worse
than seeing athlete with running suit on,
to see people in bathing, and wasn't It grand
to be q movie actor7 The old maid that tainted
said / looked like big, white bear coming
down that hill Wasn't yoa enbarrassedg'
she asked. .It makes feel faint to think
of it,
said II guess you'd be embarrassed. too.
il you busted into a Sunday school picnic IN
your nightshirt" and they all laughed at her,
and she nearly tainted again. and somebody
popped a bottle of soda water in her face to
bring her to.
That's the reason quit. Dave. because ]. j.
played such a trick told him them
people were sunday-school folks and they
wasn't used to that kind OF stun and he said:
Evening capital news. (Boise, Idaho) 1901-1927, 1916-04-02


The movies, and that they would have to send
20 cents to pay postage on my picture if they
wanted it,
1'ui Of them wrote back on postal card
OF course. they couldn't send no quarter on no
postal Garland one OF them said she only
wanted my picture to put In a collection she
was making of movie actors but she didn't
want my picture that bad and one said she
only wanted to look at my picture to see If
was the man that owed her for some board.
hks man whose name was the same as mine
did
One said she WAC grass widow with one
child. and thought I was the man that had
blasted her life by marrying her in Montana
and going away and breaking her heart
never done any of them things, Dave.
don't owe no board at all. except maybe $3.50
where board now, and that $ TO Lucys sister.
who cooks for all of us.
She used to act in a circus and II she aim
better actor than she Is a cook, she must
have been an awful poor actor. Nearly all the
tine me and Lucy have 70 come home from
working hard IN the movies and help do the
rooking.
i paid SIS TO another man. but that's an
right. and 1t will bring me lot of money as
soon as the war Is over. This man is an Eng
lishman. and he's got a book that tells about
tho Boggs family who was big bugs once in
LONDON or some part OF England. while they
lived there and they had a lot OF money left
TO them because of them fought in a war
witt man named William Conker, and IL |
get my rights out of the courts there [
may turn out to be a nobienan and be called
Sir Thos. Boggs.
1t all printed down In book about what
the Boggs family had done and the fighting
they had done and paid him SIS. and told that
othei man that was going t. get new
name that l guessed Sir Thomas Boggs was
Keod enough for me. and he got mad and said
the other man was a cheap CRATER
Lucy said: Il think you need a guardian 10
Fake care Of your money. If You don't watch
pnt you'll be broke pretty soon"
We finished up that picture today The one
whore hold up the wrong stage coach. where
found that picture Of MabeFs that that man
dropped wish you would ask Mabel II she
ever gave her picture to that Is kinda
short and little fat. and has got a bald place
Oh the top Of his head. OF course know she
wouldn't give her picture 70 anybody but me,
but she might think little jealous II /
pas to ask her about It, so you ask her, Dave.
We are going 70 make comic picture to-
morrow. and ! am to play the leading part /
vii be 3 tehderfoot who goes out West TO be
A cowboy. and ! am so green don't know
nothing about IT. and all OF the other cow
nunchers play tricks They make me
believe there Ii cyclone coming. and have
q run to 4 cave that is about half mile away
nom the house. There is going to be 3 lot Of
hard work and rough stuff In the picture. and
VII have to get in the hay now, but III finish
his letter tomorrow night and ten you al about
wEpnEsDAY.--wef Dave. I at liberty
noW That Is what actors say when they are
posing TOR a Job. They put an advertisement
= 4 show paper like the BIZ Board or the New
Kesk cIIpper. that says they are ct liberty, and