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El Nuevo mexicano., 1916-01-06
The Persia

As per custom, the Teuton has sunk
another passenger liner with Americans
aboard with one hand while with the other
he has been a%pologizing for a previous
similar crime Of the high seas.
AS per custom we shall wait to find
out the facts in this case; shall send a
note, shall receive a sassy note. shall ac-
quire a state Of tension in the state de-
partment; shall then SEND another note,
receiving In reply q conditional apology.
and While we are reading the latter we may
be able to hear the splash Of another vessel
going down.
Diplomacy Is a great thing-especiaIly
when it is backed up by national impo-
tence.
El Nuevo mexicano., 1916-01-06
The Longs Suffering Watch
(st. Joseph Gazette.l

tRAf 40RNkA ANNttt4et
A Missouri man has just found a watch,
lost w years ago IN the open Geld, and is
using it as a reliable timepiece. It seems
to run as well as. when It first came from
the Jewelerl What a time he would be hay-
ing, were he seeking to get good service
from q cornplanter. or IN automobile. or a
well drill which had been left SO long IN.
protected and uncared forl
We sometimes wonder ii any other Of
mans aids to convenient living is so badly
treated BY him as Is his watch. He takes
Il into all sorts Of fracases; makes 1t sui
FER every kind Of degradation; heaps upon
It all possible neglect. And yet It smiles
away and keeps up its CHEEKY tiektlck tick.
ing of the hours as though it were the re-.
cIpient OF his tenderest regard,
The other day we heard 3 watch drop
upon the floor. II made a noise almost
equal to the falling OF a brick We looked
10 see the owner scoop up the crushed re-
mains Of the bauble up In both hands and
dribble them into his pocket. Instead. the
little watch was running for dear aife. and
didn't seem to have missed a seconds actly.
ity. They tell Of a watch which was swat
lowed By 4 COW. and which continued run.
ming because the FaIsations Of the beasts
rinnerds" wound the tImepiece up al fast
as It RIM dovn-and We are inclined to be.
lleve the story, for It IS Just what we seruId
expect from 8 watch.
II the day ever comes when d locomotiye
or fhreshlng machine can be made as dnfa-
bic as IS The average watch. what 4 vast
increase Of service the world will obtain
from those necessary inpiemshit ID the
fields OF industry
El Nuevo mexicano., 1916-01-06
THE RlRLE AeAIN

Daisy remarked the teacher, don't
love your eat too much, What would
you do if 1t diedyou wouldn't see il
again."
"Oh, yess / should see It in Heaven"
mo, dear you're mistaken; animals
cannot go to Heaven like people"
Daiss's eyes flied with tears, but
suddenly she exclaimed. triumphantly:
animals do 30 to Heaven, for the
Bible says that the promised land Is
flowing with milk and honey, and if
there are no animals, where do they
get the milk ?"-Tit-Bits.
COVER UP the cough and sneeze,7
is an Albright slogan. but you forget
that the sneeze Is Quicker than the
Hand.
HERES WHAT a good friend Of ours
told us was the sign that the honey
moon Is over: When he kissed her
with his hat on his head, his eyes on
the clock and his hand on the door
knob.-Americus (Ga.) Times-Records
HE WILL leave Denver all %forlorn.
will Mr., John B.. B~arleycorn; and all
the riots il can boast win be found in
the Denver Post. y
GENT UP OUR way, when the tramp
said his mother hadn't seen his face
for 10 long years, wanted to know why
in heck. then he didn't go wash it.
Nix on That
w have received the following on a
postbole card:
Deer Editer-Is there anything to
the roomer that q Austrian submareen
has sank the sitty Of ~filadelfia.
"ANKsHUs REEDER@
NO. WE understand. however, that
the Austrian submarine U-Goto-L has
knocked all the headlights out Of the
s. S. Molly Coddie,"
ALSO THERE is a roomer that Field
Marshal Herr Won Tittmonse was seen
doing the goose-step in the purlieus Of
Hilasboro.
COLORADO WILL naturally look to
Arid New Mexico far its refreshments
hereafter.
RUSSIA is starting another Vast or
fensiTe. Russia is a great little Starter.
ST. ~PETER-"What's all that row
about over on Jasper a~yenue2e
Noah-"Piease sir, that's merely job
having a fit. He Just read about the
Kaiser having a suppurating PhIeg-
mon.
BOILING IN oil is too good for the
fellow who dynamited the Salvation
Army's Christmas tree.
If YOU listen you can hear the muf-
He'd Boom Of the oil in New Mexico.
NEVER MIND. weM have Beaumont
looking like a grease spot yet.
A NEW YORK enthusiast has been
found toting a glass pistol loaded with
whisky Indications are. an exchange
advises the holdup win be perpetrated
through c~onnlVance with a lamp post.
PUCK QUOTES Pop as saying Dat a
~piiiisuuiuu y dss de same as . centen.
'nials only Il hes mo- legs.
El Nuevo mexicano., 1916-01-06
Ia zAzzo2

a Gazabo who lived In Durazzo
unwisely sat on the Piazxo;
When the enenny's shell
Hit the poftico-weHi
You no longer hear his baxazxo.
SNOW ON orange trees in Southern
California. Smoothing. We had oranges
IN the snow trees here last Saturday.
THE DOCTOR examined the TAT.
wheezy patient. Then he wrote on his
prescription pad
M-oz. 81. Bazinkum.
/ Dir. escence bibloorius.
1 dr.. Tinct. whirlnus nix.
A-oz. powd. oomhaha.
OF course he didn't write 1t as plain
" as that; doctors never do. He gave
the slip to the patient.
"Where1l / get il, doc2s asked the pl
tient.
ANY drug store" replied the doctor,
just as readily as II he had been talk
ing Of radium or roc's eggs.
five tried every drug store in the
city OF Greater New York, he said.
sand they all said they were out Of one
OF the ingredients
"Aal you needed was exercise he
said, ~and the only way ! could Get you
to take It was by making you chase
around the drug stores. Ten dollars,
please."-New YorlyMail
El Nuevo mexicano., 1916-01-06
II ii DO in the Solar
JEARS PIe1us


OF all the hbarS
Fakes and buncs,
Worst ie that InstItutidn
Which you and IN pull Oft aaaln~
The New Years Resolution.
HOWEVER ~ gives us all a SORT 0f
4 pioua feeling ior one DAY In the year.
anyhow.
VIZ GENERALLY carry them ont
and bury them.
IT is UNDERSTOOD that fifty
freight trains will soon start to move
TO the border to receive that Five Mil
lion Dollars in Mexican money which is
going to be demanded Of Carfanza Us
Reparation.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1916-03-20
Sales, Trades and Loans

A small butcher and grocery busi
ness. good location, for sale at bar
gain; $500 will handle it.
One OF the best Washita bottom
farms in Grady county, 40 acres in al
falfa, good house and other improve
ments, miles from Chickasha; price
$40 per acre.
500 acres fine grazing land 1 mile
from Middleburg, well watered and
fenced; price, $1S per acre.
100 acres 8 miles from Chickasha,
40 acres bottom, balance good upland
price, $3.50 per acre; can give posses
sion at once il necessary.
10 acres / mile from city limits, .
acres branch bottom, good house
barn, we'll, cistern storm cave and CT
chard fenced and cross-fenced witt
hog wire: price $3.50, $500 cash,
balance terms to suit purchaser; will
give possession at once. This is the
best bargain in suburban home
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1916-03-20
DANGERS OF DRAFT.

Drafts feel best when we are hot ana
prespiring, just when they are most
dangerous and the result is Neuralgia,
Stiff Neck, Sore Muscles. or some
times an attack OF rheumatism. IN
such cases apply Sloan's Liniment 1t
stimulates circulation to the sore and
painful part. The blood flows freely
and in a short time the stiffness and
pain leaves. Those suffering from
Neuralgia or Neuralgia Headache win
find one or two applications or Sloan .
Liniment will give grateful relief. The
agonizing pain gives way to tingling
sensation of comfort and warmth ana
quiet rest and sleep is possible. Good
for Neuritis too. Price 25c at your drug
gist.- ADV.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1916-03-20
First Published March IA, 1850
NOTICE OF SALE OF REAL
ESTATE.
In the matter of tha guardianship oil
James A. Campbell, a minor.

In the matter of tha guardianship OF
James A. Campbell, a minor.
Notice is hereby given in pursuance
o; an order of the county court Of
Grady, OF the County of Grady,
state OF Oklahoma, made on
the 14th day OF March, 1916. the un-
dersigned guardian Of the estate Of
James A. Campbell. a minor, will
sell at public sale to the highest
bidder. subject TO confirmation by said
court on Saturday, the first day Of
April. 1916, at 10 o'clock a. m, at
front door OF court house in city Of
chickashs, all the right, title and in.
terest Of said James A. Campbell. a
minor. in and to the following de-
scribed real estate situate in Grady
County, state of Oklahoma, to-wit;
The southwest quarter of the north
west quarter. and the south half OF
the southeast quarter of the northwest
quarter. and the north half of the
north hall OF the southwest quarter
Of section four t4). township nine ts)
porth, range six 90 west, in Grady
county. Oklahoma.
Said real estate will be sold on the
following terms and conditions, to-
wit:
Cash in hand upon delivery OF deeds
to purchaser. Said sale to be made at
public sale at the front door Of the
county court house in the city OF
chickasha. on the date hereinbefore
set out.
Dated the 14th day of March, 1915.
THOMAS A. CAMPBELL.
s-141Std Guardian.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1916-03-20
! around Chickasha.
CITY PROPERTY.


CITY PROPERTY.
We have buyer for a good 5 Or
Groom house reasonably close in, 10
cost $1,000 or $1,000 cash.
We have buyer for small house
to move off Of lot.
One of the best modern homes ia
Chickasha, well located, block OF
ground. well improved in every way.
This house once sold for $4,000. will
sell for less than one-half price. on
very easy terms or exchange for
house of less value or land.
FARM LOANS.
We have the best loan proposition
ever offered in Grady County. We can
make YOU loan as quick and loan you
as much money on your land as any
loan company in the state. win ex
anime your land on "a hours notice
and hand you draft for your money
without the least delay.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1916-03-20
Told That There Was No Cure for
Him.

After suffering for over twenty
years with Indigestion and having some
OF the best doctors here tell me there
was no cure for me, think it only
right TO tell you for the sake OF other
sufferers as well as your own satisfac-
tion that % cent bottle OF Chamber
lain's Tablets not only relieved me but
cured me within two months although
! am man OF 65 years." writes Jul.
Grobien. Houston. Texas. Obtainable
verywhere.-Adv.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1916-03-20

FOR SAI.E-A few bushels Of Sc
lected bloody butcher seed corn. Ore
dollar per bushel. j. A. Rose, ll04 s.
4th st. 3-17-3t
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1916-03-20
Wants
FOR SALE

FOR SALE-20O tons of nice hay
by ]. d. chastain or w. e. Lacy.
Phone GA or 1106 3-l-1m
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1916-03-20

FOR SALE OR TRADE-Good 4,
room house, barn garden. chicken lot:
well located, will trade for small farm
S. S. s., care Daily Express. 3-20-3t
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1916-03-20
MISCELLANEOUS

FOR TRADE-1c0 It. in Sparks ad-
dition for house 10 move off lot. What
have you? Address box 46f. Chicka-
sha. Okla. 3-20-3t
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1916-03-20

FOR SALE--Barred Plymouth Rock
eggs for Matching. $500 per 100.
Phone 1882. c. Wagner. 3-17-St
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1916-03-20
WANTED

WANTED-Boarders; have vacancy
for or more young men; nice cool,
modern rooms. 5l9 Minnesota ave-.
s4.5C per week. 3-1S--3t
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1916-03-20
LOST AND FOUND

LOST-A broach pin, set with a
ruby and pearls. Finder will please
phone 1919; reward. 3-20-3t
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1916-03-20

FOR SALE-Rhode Island Reds,
prize winning strain; eggs and cock
erels at Sunshine Gro. 3-l9-3t
The Gem worker and the Idaho labor herald. (Boise, Idaho) 1914-1917, 1916-08-03
VIM. A. Kincaid

am a candidate to succeed my
self for the office of County Asses
sor. on the Republican ticket, subject
to the will of the voters at the pri-
mary, September 5th, 1916.
Have | made good? Look me up.
The Gem worker and the Idaho labor herald. (Boise, Idaho) 1914-1917, 1916-08-03

To the Republican voters of Ada
County:
| hereby announce my candidacy
for the Office of Prosecuting Attor-
ney of Ada County on the Republican
ticket subject to the will of the peo-
pie at the primaries on September sth
My candidacy is endorsed and sup
ported by many of the leading attor-
neys of the city, as well as business
men, and members of the various
trades organizations. If you believe
in my fitness for the office / shall be
glad to receive your votes and sup
port.
If nominated and elected. I shall
consistently and impartially attend to
the duties of that office with careful
economy and efficiency.
Very respectfully yours.
T. S. RISER
The Gem worker and the Idaho labor herald. (Boise, Idaho) 1914-1917, 1916-08-03
Patronize Gem Worker Advertisers!
At the Majestic Theatre

. The feature picture offering for
Friday and Saturday at the Majestic
Theatre is one that will long be re-
membered, by those who are fortu-
nate enough to see it. The stellar
roles are carried by Carlyle Black
we'll and Ethel Clayton, under the title
of His Brothers Wife" The picture
is very much of drama, and has to
do with two brothers; the one is
wealthy and unmarried, and enjoying
perfect health, the other poor in
wealth and poor in health and mar
Tied. to woman the other brother
loved The lives of the two brothers
as they travel the road each in sep
arate land is wildly depicted until the
time comes when the three must meet.
At this eventual meeting many scenes
of dramatic type occur, that adds
much TO the stock of the cast and
stars The wife is forced to choose
between her husband and the father
OF her child. Big scenes, such as the
opening performances of comedy
musical stock show, wonderful noun
tain scenes and beautiful interiors
make this offering exceptional, The
Pathe news will run as usual with a
pictorial review of current events.
Sunday only.
THE Law Decides" a seven par
feature drama will be run Sunday on
~. with Harry T. Morry and Dorothy
Kelly in the star leads. The picture
is an unusual story OF love and adj
venture and has many scenes of
beauty and grace tucked away in its
footage. Thrill after thrill comes as
the plot Of the story is unwound, and
The Gem worker and the Idaho labor herald. (Boise, Idaho) 1914-1917, 1916-08-03

little is left undone in the photography
and direction. 1t tells the result of
loveless marriages, and of that ter
rible elemental faculty jealousy. Aside
from the above feature a reel of
Pathe's colored picture will be run
to close the show.
Monday and Tuesday will bring the
star OF all stars in his best production
to date. The star VIM. Farnum. the
picture, The Man from Bitterroots.
1t is whole souled western picture.
the kind that Mr.. Farnum can handle
so easily. 1t is filled with the great
west its miners, cattle men and pros
pecters. The plot has to do with a
man who has chosen a certain task
to perform in his life, and Just at the
moment when success seems nigh an
other steals the opportunity. The
conditions are handled well bv the
original author, Caroline Lockbart
and IT only remains for Farnum n
put the finishing touches to this great
drama OF the out of doorsa A mining
property is involved in the story and
some wonderful scenes have been
photographed in and around Mon
tara' the land of the Bitter Roofs
After many trying circumstances Hell
en- Dunbar played by Betty Schade
farnum's new leading lady. is we'll
paid Tor her trouble and efforts as the
picture closes with the fire side of con-
tentment. MarSe and Lawrence and
Ransom and Knight do some CLASSY
vaudeville turns, in the way of sing
ing, dancing and juggling. The
Pathe semi-weekiy News, viii run to
6il the program.
The Gem worker and the Idaho labor herald. (Boise, Idaho) 1914-1917, 1916-08-03

Candidate for nomination for Pros
ecuting Attorney on the Republican
ticket, at the Primaries September
5th.
The Gem worker and the Idaho labor herald. (Boise, Idaho) 1914-1917, 1916-08-03

Emmitt Pfost, it is safe to predict,
will have no opposition for the Demo-
cratic nomination for Sheriff, the
position he is now filling with the ut
most satisfaction to the public The
Meridian Times endorses the view set
forth by The Star Courier that Mr..
Pfost is entitled to another term as he
has filed the office during the past
two years economically, fearlessly
and in a business like way. He has
not played politics nor had any favor
ties.
The Gem worker and the Idaho labor herald. (Boise, Idaho) 1914-1917, 1916-08-03
For Probate Judge

Believing that the office of Probate
Judge should be occupied by licens-
cd attorney of experience, as there
are many questions arising in its con
duct that require legal knowledge and
training, l take this method of an
nouncing my candidacy for said Of
fee subject to the decision OF the
voters at the Republican primaries;
and pledge, if elected to conduct the
office with the strictest economy and
the highest efficiency.
D. t. Miller
The Gem worker and the Idaho labor herald. (Boise, Idaho) 1914-1917, 1916-08-03

Hon. d. T. Miller is one of the
best known residents of Ada county.
is a lawyer of recognized ability and
has served the people faithfully as
Justice of the Peace in Boise for the
past two years, being especially
guardful in the matter of expense,
and has saved the taxpayers many
hundreds of dollars by discouraging
the bringing of petty cases. Judge
Miller has announced his candidacy
for the Republican nomination for
Probate Judge and this office is one
which should be filled by a lawyer.
As Judge Miller is competent and
worthy it would seem that his fine
legal training would make him an
ideal official He would appreciate
your support.
The Gem worker and the Idaho labor herald. (Boise, Idaho) 1914-1917, 1916-08-03
In The Local Political Field For Assessor

T. A. Riser is candidate for Coun-
ty Attorney before the Republican
primaries and is one of Boise's best
known and most popular attorneys
He has a host of friends who are
working like beavers in his behalf
The Gem worker and the Idaho labor herald. (Boise, Idaho) 1914-1917, 1916-08-03

j. o. Jordan is an aspirant for the
Republican nomination for Assessor.
Mr.. Jordan is a rustler, is capable and
efficient and the other gentlemen in
terested will know there is race on,
as soon as he gets out among the
voters.
The Gem worker and the Idaho labor herald. (Boise, Idaho) 1914-1917, 1916-08-03

One of the young men OF Ada coun-
~ suited for a public career is r. ).
Delana, who has announced his cam
didacy for the Republican nomination
for County Attorney. Mr.. Delana is
a graduate of Harvard Law School.
and has practiced his profession in
Boise for several years. He is thor
oughly qualified for the position he
seeks.
The Gem worker and the Idaho labor herald. (Boise, Idaho) 1914-1917, 1916-08-03

Ray Cunningham is making an ac-
tive camjaign for the Republican
nomination for Assessor and looks
like a winner. There are few more
deserving men in Ada county than
Ray, and he is especially strong in
in labor union circles, where every
one knows him.
The Gem worker and the Idaho labor herald. (Boise, Idaho) 1914-1917, 1916-08-03

w. NJ. Bennett has decided to re-
tire from the race for the Republi-
can nomination for Sheriff, although
he was pledged the support OF many
citizens. He finds that private mat
tiers will make it impossible for him
to make the race.
The Gem worker and the Idaho labor herald. (Boise, Idaho) 1914-1917, 1916-08-03
Ray Cunningham

Candidate for nomination for
Assessor, Ada County, at the Re-
publican primary, September 5th.
The Gem worker and the Idaho labor herald. (Boise, Idaho) 1914-1917, 1916-08-03
YELLOW STONE PARK
EXCURSIONS.

August 18th, via Hotel Route
August 14th via "Wylie Way"
See o. s. L. Agents for details and
folders. xii
Polk County observer. (Monmouth, Polk County, Or.) 1888-1927, 1916-10-17

done in least time with a minimum of
steps, lifting, and worry.
2. How to keep the house clean
without driving the children out.
8. How to plan a menu for the
family that will be as good ball
anced ration as we could plan for our
live stock.
4. How to cook the common dishes
BEST that all have from day to day.
Reports from the good cooks of each
dish.
5. What to put in the school lunch
and why.
May. Subject: Play.
l. What can the old folks play9
2. What can the old and the young
folks play together?
3. Shall we have a neighborhood
play day?
4. How can we stimulate the ath-
letic spirit of the community? (Study
the Play Ground Manual by Church
lily.
June. Subject: The Old and the New.
l. What have we done this year?
2. How and where shall we get
our new teachers for next year? Why
should our old teachers be retained
as long time as possible?
8. What shall we do for the chill
dren during the vacationg
T. What shall we do during vaca-
ton to improve the school building,
equipment, and grounds?
5. What shall we do to keep up the
social life of the community during
vacation.
Polk County observer. (Monmouth, Polk County, Or.) 1888-1927, 1916-10-17
WHAT DALLAS NEEDS
+ I. + 1. I. + + + + + + + I. +

You have asked me for my opinion
as to what Dallas most needs. Don It
be surprised when I tell you.
What Dallas most needs is for ev-
cry citizen to take a layoff.
On that layoff I would have each
citizen do what I did Friday after
noon. I took a look at my own town.
| was surprised.
went through the Armsby Packing
company's plant. I thought [ would
find 80 or 40 girls working. | found
over 100 men and women. I thought
I would see few prunes. I saw the
place choked with splendid fruit Then
l thought:
Dallas had to fight hard for every
thing she has already gotten. She
had to go out and get the packing
plant we now have. Her citizens had
to do the same thing when the Falls
City railway went through, Now
things will have to come to her.
"Wihat." I thought, "will have to
be here to accommodate the thous-
ands of acres of bearing fruit trees
that will come in each successive year
now?'
I answered myself: "There will
have to be packing plants, cold stor-
age plants, evaporating plants, ware
houses. canneries. These things will
come because they will be needed.
Polk will have to import Asiatic labor
to harvest the ever increasing fruit.
This year the growers had a hard
time to get the labor-and what will
it mean next year with the added
fruit ? What if the hop market should
suddenly boom next season?'
I admit it; I am enthused. I think
anyone who took the time and made
the trip would also become enthused.
Dallas will become a city of 5000 or
6,O0c before many years. Fruit will
do it for this city as fruit has done
it for San Jose. Cal.
And then when I 90 to look at the
new industries I'll have to walk
further than two blocks; I will have
to pass through more than two blocks
of business houses.
E. c. KIRKPATRICK.