Arizona republican., 1916-10-22
IS FORD A POET2

Q. D.. IS FORD A POET2 Q. .. ..
 "Barkis is willin' Have great as- pirations, and have gloated over Burns Byron, Moore and even humber rhym ists, who. like Mark Twain, failing as a poet, stuck to prose, successfully. l remember when Sheridan married Miss Fucker, the boys insisted on Mark jngling up something, which he tried and failed to do. Now, take Gov. Hunts name; apparently a 'rhymer." There's Runt. Blunt, Stunt and lots of others. but pshaw l won't tackle il. Here's Ford-the mans corker but the name a joker q don't mean all i'ords. only one peace" bowling. po litical twisting Henry). Roared, Bored, Scared. Gored-all rhyme but do you imagine I'd 'pcetize" it? On. no. There is subject. tho which warrants the effort. What is it? Why. our great coming republican victory. Say, the very mention transports my whole being up into the Poets Heaven. Sure I'll write poetry-Don't faint, friends): Who's the next ruler? Hughes
 Hoo-Ray! Who's the next Senator? Kibbey-
 Hoo-Ray! Who's our next Governor? Campbell
 Hoo-Ray, Thank God for these blessings-now
 let us pray"
 fHeres a rhyme to John Browns BodyO
 Our flae has vile polluted been Thro' democratic rule Our country made the laughing stock
 Of many a foreign fool Our rusted swords have graced the wall
 By brainless leaders power [ Glory, Glory! Glory, Hallelujah. etc.
 Friends. I'm feelin' qIite salubrious this Sabbath.
 More after listening tC the great truths enumerated by Teddy. and I wish 1 could say. as of yore-"Come. 1 fellers and have one with me," but the "gco ody goody" people have knocked us out It's no go. They can't stop my yowl. tho. so here goes:
 For ladies and men l have some fine suitings, very cheap. Got c gas heating water tank now. That 5000 gallon tank is $20. That Winchester shotgun, a beaut s20.
 Smi-, Premier Typewriter S12.50. Those Anderson Counter Scales s25 That Elegant 1-hoss Surrey S25. 1 don't know what to think of you as 1 book readers. for my asst is .urely en- trancing and very cheap. You don't | bite.
 That electric coffee grinder to hitch right on and spiel. for $25 is a cuckoo Two fine organs. SIS and $20. Sew 'Iachines, s6 to S15. 1 A plush 5-piece set, very comfortable ! only $2h.
 Tn book cases I never had such ar | assortment Some beauties. The and 1t. oal; desks are lovely ] Roll tops and individdal also. I You don't want pictures?-If SC | come; q great asst. { There are 10 dining tables to choose | 1rom-Perfectly lovely. A Check stamp-corpOration stamp pencil sharpener-gCld scales. Electric Heater also toasters an. 1 cookers
 1 Some nice kitchen cabinets. 1 Some lovely china closets. Some massive Brass Beds. | Cots of canvas. spring or folding. Tents, new or second hand. ! number of chains ass'd lengths Tanks for oil. water or gasoline.
 In letter or bill files and cabinets ! wish you'd examine. The Typewriter's desk for sl4 is here
 Several ladies' dress and bust forms | Have oil plate heaters, oil stoves, gas i oline ranges large or small, and fen1eri and grates.
 In steel or hole ranges, competi tion must cease. No end to them.
 Woo and coal stoves and heaters II ! quantities. Been all summer buying : Gas Ranges and Plates are a chest { nut-You make the price
 Speaking of Beds and Bedding Phew' Too many to talk about
 Cou,hes or cots in abundance
 ? new Imperial Ax'r Rugs 9Xl2. pur just S10 each less than other dealer can sell them. 1 mean this.
 Hardware-I keep everything ! Tools, Galv. Roofing, Water Boiler and Tanks, and shovels very cheap.
 Wash Machines, Refrigerators Incu bators.
 Farmers. examine our and 4-hos Discs, Harrows, Plorghs, Cultivators- soc on the dollar and perfect.
 How about Cream Separators Large, small or medium sizes in perfec condition.
 Have some elegant counters for Res taurar. or other places. and Revolvin Stool Chairs. Also partitions for pri vate boxes and fancy glass front shelv ing; good matched flooring. ! Chicken breeders want foods-I hay lots of 'em
 Say, ! can't write all day to explain or enurnerate come and see for your self You've only got four floors to g over, and sich an assortment neve met your gaze
 ONE THING MORE
 When you have furniture or house ] hold effects to sell. march direct { Ford-Why? Because he pays cas- and all he can afford to--and don't tr to play buncombe tricks. In fact he a premium "Lu Lu' and almost per lection,
 Does He Sell Cheap? Oh AInmrnn henr them .aIl-