Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1916-12-01

new plan TO encourage younl
fellers to learn how to fly" said Loui,
Rirsky the real estater as he laid down
the morning paper in Wasserbauer's
restaurant.
'What was the old plan?" Barnet
zapp the waist manufacturer asked
"Well," Birsky replied, Il suppose
he took the young Teller to one side
and said: Listen, be a sport. You
cot TO die some time, and a long, ex.
pensive sickness amt so pleasant
neither. Get it over quick. Learn to
fly"
"And naturally the young Teller
wasn't encouraged" Barnet Zapp sug-
gested.
Naturally" Birsky said. $50 now
the president of the Airy-o Club says /:
Looky here, why don't you learn it
dying in an airy-oplane and after you
graduate / would get you and two
thousand of your classmates to fly
from here to San Francisco, and who
arrives first gets $20,000?"
"Aber supposing the Teller don't ar.
rive first?' Zapp inquired.
"Then that's his funeral" Birsky
said.
''Well then where does the encour-
agement come in?" Zapp commented.
Furthermore, Birsky, this here pres
ident of the Airy-o Club of America
has got it wrong. The thing to do is
not to encourage young fellers to learn
it flying in an airy-oplane but to DIS
courage EN-
well, what he said in the first
place didn't sound so encouraging to
me-" Birsky said.
"What he said was all right" Zapp
admitted, 'but he didn't lay no pipes
for it. For instance, if | would be the
president Of the Airy-o Club of Amer
lea and l wanted young Teller ne
should be an airy-onaut, understand
would find out where the young fell
Ter is working and get him fired. l
would then fix things so that the girl
he is going to marry wouldn't got
nothing to do with him no more.
Hafterwards / would use all this as
evidence why his father should throw
him out of the house, and when l got
the young Teller absolutely in despair,
understand, / would lay for him at
the drug store and just when he is
going to buy the poison ne is figuring
on taking, / would say to him: Lis
ten,-since the war has stopped Ger
many shipping drugs to America, you
couldn't rely on poisons no more.
Save your money and try something
certain. Learn to fly"
"Aber not considering the funny
side of this thing, Zapp, why is it we
amt got more as one airy-oplane flyer
to Europe's twenty?' Birsky asked.
Its question from etiquette, -
Zapp replied. "Over in Europe if a
young teller has got a father with a
rating anywheres about d to F credit
lair, for such young Teller to work
Tor a living is considered like eating
with his knife or wearing tan shoes
with a full dress suit. So what is q
teller like that to do? Cards he soon
gets tired of, because you've got to
use your head to play cards, and in
Europe up to the present war using
Your head wasn't considered becoming
neither. Gollef and tennis is all right
once in a while, Birsky, but if a Teller
Is hitting bali NIT club day in day
out, understand, he might just so
well be hitting a nail NIT a hammer
ana become carpenter. The conse-
quenceS was that until airy-oplanes
was Invented, all such a young Teller
could DO to get any excitement out of
lie was to climb mountains NIT snow
on EN- or go to Africa and kill once in
While menagerie animal like a lion
OF tiger. However, Birsky, after
aFy-Oplanes was invented, flying be-
came more fashionable than mountain
N'iihDlng and killing menagerie ami
inais, as it was found out to be just
as dangerous, but with less travelling
expenses and more convenient to a
hospital. So therefore, Zapp, for
every son of millionaire in this coun-
Nv which is working hard to carry on
'ne old mans business and give EN-
p'oytnent to thousands of operators, y
understand, they got over in Europe
son OF a millionaire who is learning
~ ny IN an airy-oplane and has work
lns Tor him steady two mechanics, a
surgeon and trained nurse.
Wei, you couldn't blame such a
SoQng Teller in especially if he is
sung out good deal into society"
'Isky said. ''The fact that a Teller
= learning to fly in an airy-oplane
ma so TO speak could never tell which
moment is going to be his next, Zapp,
--'Aes him in way very interesting
meet especially for ladies, Zapp,
. Cnich they could say h'afterwards
JnF Yesterday he was talking to me
'e same like you are now Also an
.s-opIane flyer has got a tropic of