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NaahlngtUn sill loan ou
money on at artirlss - value
We sac aisa saws You money
on ai fnuf needs ". nos
HAYS special sale on slrthtnE
shoes tools suns tfunts sult
eases ssfrhss t~ssify uuHitat
INSTRUMENTS Alaska inEFers
and FISHERS SUPPLIES Re.
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ave cnrnrf Washington. rhuns
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t6-Honesteads

coLviLLE indian TsseTvslIsn. wsshins
ton. oren Tor settlement ura~inE
July 81 About 500 600 aere- fruit
farm aud dairy lands Complete sec
tionat map and description postpaid.
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% fhs riftl or Spanish vars may regis
ter hr agent Write 90 frr blank
forms uhich 49, vui furnish fs~e
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10 n TTH 40 TNHT
Thew = per meath Tho best farming
Hand in WashfnEfen the So vernon
district The wefb ar offer our 49,.
tiers close tn this land makes success
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acres. on beautiful harhor. $50 feet
water front house ana outhmldlnRp.
for 1850, on terms Inquire as Green
Hldg
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The Perfect Flour for
Every Purpose

Note Comparisons above no.
tween tho nuifititr value ~
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nud other foods nrc not made
with the object ~ sn,iur any.
ihlng against their usc Thrir
value Il too VOL recognized
They are taken ~ q standard
Tor comparison because thcv
nte known as "strung foods"
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tr.f. 1918 w~riak. Elliott es7t
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ROOM cKHiV. nssiiy faT6isEsd fruits
berries water near car - Lease
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t4-Houses for Sale

TuH SALE tsfpant hrass ~fh fiFs.
place cabinet sitehsn. fuu ssesui
basement aaa ptpsa fnF fmraAes bali
tices fem fhfnnsF car. sasF terms
rhan~ uHiiaFd $50
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1916-10-11
AFFECTING THOSE AFFAIR

There is no telling what is radiating
from the recent revival services IN
Alexandria. Not only have our
own people been the direct recipients
of "meat in due season., but the
Voice OF the evangelist, it seems, is
Eeyerberating even among our boys
on the Texan border, which will bt
gratifying news to their relatives and
friends who may have regretted that
their absent ones had no part in the
late evangelistical campaign.
Letters from Brownsville show thai
Virginia has reason to be proud of her
soldiers, net only because they are
gallant and manifested their rcadi.
ness to respond to the call Of their
country, but that their ears are open
t. the gospel trumpet and that they
are taking time to study the Bible.
and for this purpose are forming
classes. One hundred and fifty sol,
t'iers OF the Old Dominion were pres
ent at one gathering recently. Class
cs have been formed in the First Vir
giilia Regiment, and the work of can.
vassing each member of the regi-
mert for Bible study is being earnest
~ conducted, meetings are held week
ly for devotion and the exchange of
plans whereby all their comrades
can be. induced to $50 along with
them" in this most commendable work
.Cne Virginian secured five recruits
for the army militant in che day, an
other fifteen, and so on.
Some soldiers have carried Bibles
in their l,napsacks in by-gone days.
During the war between the states
q young man upon taking leave OF
his mother promised he would carry
the Bible she gave him next to his
heart. In an engagement musket
bal! struck the book and saved his
life. Upon recovering from Inc shock,
he pulled the Bible from his breast
ard held it I'D with tha exclamation,
"We all would be better off if we
gave heed to our mothers. ("
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1916-10-11
VIRGINIA NEWS
Paragraphs Picked Up Here and
There Throughout the State.

No British steamers have lett New
,or: News, since Sunday, and while
he British vice consul will make no
statement, shipping men say that
none will leave until the German sub
marine U-53 is accounted for OF
British warships arrive OFT the capes
% protect the outgoing ships. There
ire nearly a score of British steam
rs at Newport News, but none are
making preparations to get away.
Shipping is dcmoralized as a result
the activities of the German under
yater craft. Hundreds Of horses are
rating shipment to the allied arm
les of Europe and the grain elevator
S overstocked.
John Kerr Branch, of Richmond,
md Adrian Iselin, jr., Charles Lanier,
nd Edmund D. Randolph, of New
i'orl, have been reelected directors
/ the Southern Railway Company.
he stockholders approved the policy
f withholding dividends for the pres
.nt. Damage to company property
Jccasioned by. storms in July was
.stimated at $1.250,000.
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1916-10-11
Saves DAUGHTER
advice Of Mother no Doubt Pre-
vents Daughters Uasimeiy End

Ready, Ky.--"l was not able 70 Dc
lHylling for nearly six months, writes
Eifs. Laura Bratclcr, OF this place, '.anG
vas down in bed for three months.
/ Cannot tell you how ! susFsrcs viii.
" head, and with nervousness and
9omauiy troubles.
Our family doctor fold my husband he
,ould not do ME any good, and he -llle
. :;ivc it up. We tried another doctor.
l;!.ie did not help ME.
AtIast, my mother advised me TO take
'artui, the woli;an's. ionic. ] though.
was no Use for was nearly dead aac
,of!,ing seemed 20 Go me any coed. BIZ
took eleven bottles. and row aGi ablt
90 ali OF ny work an6 my OWE
Washing.
! think Ca.dGs is: the bcs: medicine If
he world. My weight has increased
nj ! look i,le picture CT health"
II yot. suffer ircm any OF :tac aillEent'.
,sc:!iiar 70 women, get bottle OF Cardil
aa.zp. Delay is dangerous: We kHoH
+ vii help ycu, icr il ii:S helped S:
ii:::ae7. thousands 81 c.heT weak wcH7s:
n :ie past 80 years.
Aiai! c:aggists.
,p-ss ,,t:i.s.rsiH,os,a7istt4 ai5ise Co. *
hcs!sory Iars., Chattanooga IcrI.. icr af-F43s
.-7e-&E-.,,. 90 goa. ease Gac s:--aEehooE: s9afr
"ss@t,T:s1-:: or "aTosa- IL r.aia SIaepef NJ: u
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1916-10-11
GOT WHAT THEY DESERVED

Motor Vehicle Commissioner VIE
liam l.. Dill, Of New Jersey, ordered
the arrest of party of.au .omobilists,
who. in ? car carrying q Virginia
license, on Sunday, it Is alleged,
scattered tacks along The Lincoln
Highway. near Newark, Tire pune
lures in twenty-five cars followed be-
fore an alarm could be given. The
commissioner got Ike number of the
car and has revoked the reciprocal
rights of the owner to operate car
through New Jersey.
People who own automobiles, as
we'll as all weli-disp.scd people are
not likely to express Sympathy for
the Virginians who received but part
of what they deserved. Placing Of
lacks, broken bottles. bale wirc ana
other menaces to rubber tires in
streets or roads is mean procedure;
and those upon who such acts are
proven should receive the full pen
atty of the law.
Such practices are often noticed
in Alexandria and Oh roads leading
to our city. The manner in which
glass is placed in position shows
such acts Of vandalism are works Of
malicious persons who rejoice at the
discontinue of others.
Broken bottles, partly hidden in the
dust at the edges of roads ARE oc.
casiona!ly discovered. Such menaces
are intended for automobiles which
may be compelled to take the fringe
Of highway in order to pass on
coming machines.
Broken glass, bottles are seen If
the city streets daily. That they arc
thrown there for purpose is appar-
ent. 1t is hoped the policemen will
soon arraign some Of the miscreants
in order that the full extent Of the
law may he metcd out to them.
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1916-10-11
NEWS OF THE DAY

Nervous defangemeut, eliminating
in an uncomfortable homicidal mania
believed by officials investigating
ne case to have impelled William
lowell Ellis to kill his wife, Augusta
Nilloughby Ellis, and to shoot him
IF at Hollyhock Farm, the Ellis
ONE on the Bethlehem Pike near
Philadelphia.
Walter F. Waldeman, II years old
Nineland, N. j., University OF
pennsylvania freshman football play
II. who was injured on October 2
ackling = dummy. died Sunday night
the University Hospital, Phi!adel-
MIA. His legs and arms were para
yzed and the injury to his spine eS-
ended the paralysis to his body, caus-
ing death.
Gen Foch's army yesterday struck
mother mighty blow against Ger
many's front on the Sonlnle, Attack
cr on a sector of three miles south
+ the river, between Berry En-San-
are and Chaulnoss, the French
coops swept FORWARDED into the vii
ages of Rovent and Iisieres, which
:ai been strongly fortified by the
Teutons, and captured as well, north
"cst of Ablaincourt, the greater part
os Chaulnes wood, The French cap
tured 1900 prisoners.
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1916-10-11

Modernized Chiropractlc hGs
put more so-called Incurable Dis
eases Oh the list Of curables than
any ether drugless method known
When applied to tae study OF
the nature, cause and elimina-
ton Of disease, it becomes
science and philosophy which IS
ahle to locate and analyzc, Gncrr-
ingiy. the cause OF disease, and
provides the best method known
at the present time for remov-
ny the cause.
The method is original, unique,
adequate. and is the most
prompt in bringing about a
cure. 1t is absolutely safe.
The basic principles Of Chiro-
prat;c are III no way at variance
with the established facts of
Anatomy ard Physiology, the
two branches of medical science
which are the foundation Of all
others.
DR.. J. RoDt. BEUCHER,
Chiropractnr
T24 King Street, Alexandria, Va.
Office hours: Mondays, Nednes-
days and Fridays, from / to
$3.50 P. NJ. Washington Office
1119 Eye Street. Phone: Main
2S73J.
I.icensed by the Board of Medi-
cal Examiners in the State Of
Virginia.
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1916-10-11
7. Chronic Dysentery.

"An old gentleman Of this town
WHO was almost at the point of death
with chronic dysentery some time ago
and had given up all hope Of recovery
was induced to try Chalnberlaln's
Collie, Cholera and Diarrhoea Remedy
One dose stopped the discharge, and
after taking few more doses ne was
completely cured" writes J, L. Baer,
West Manchester, Pa @:"Many :$resi-
dents OF Baer's Station can testify, to
thetruth Of the above and were aware
OF the old genfleman's condition."
0btainahle everywhere.
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1916-10-11

terms Of Republicanism or Demo-
.eracy Whensit is America that is at
stake men shogldlvote as Americans.
|, Afool or a coward would have had
/ the United States in all sorts OF
trouble. Under President Wilson's
wise administration we are at peace;
the country was never more pros
perious, and we have the strength
that comes with honor and integrity
Of purpose.
When men Of such ability and
prominence voluntarily come forward
with statements such as are here
quoted, it indicates the earnest in,
terest they feel in the election and
should cause the undecided voter tc
think seriously concerning the can
didate he will support in November
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1916-10-11
THEY ARE FOR WILSON

Luther Burbank, the eminent hor-
ticulurist OF California, who recently
came out in support of President
Wilson, says: - behave him TO be
the greatest statesman we have ever
had.
Mi. Burbank also further declar-
es that he endorses, without reserve,
The position announced by Thomas A.
Edison, who has also come out en-
phatically for President Wilson.
Mr. EdisoD made this statement;
Chimes are too serious to talk in
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1916-10-11
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Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1916-10-11
PUBLISHED EVERY AFTERNOON
Exccpt Sunday

BY The Alexandria Gazette corporation
BIT King Street, Alexandria, va /.
HOWARD w. SMITH. Presiden. ana
Treasurer.
WILLIAM ALERT SHOOT, 'r.. Vice
{ President.
EDWIN BRADLEY HARD. Editor ana
!. General Manager.
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1916-10-11

entered at the Postofiice a. Alexan-
drla, Virginia; as second class matter
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1916-10-11
DIVORCES GRANTED.

Final DEGREES for divorces were
granted. to the plaintiffs by the Cor
poration Court today:
Alice Scott VS.. George Scott, upon
the ground of desertion.
Florence Schneider Forney VS.
Thomas E. Forney, upon statutory
and other grounds.
Carrie Johnson Dawson VS.. Scott
Dawson, upon the charge of deser-
sion.
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1916-10-11
OUR IMPROVED HIGHWAYS.

i The Gazette !. few days ago with
pride, directed attention to the i'm
proved highways leading, into A!eS
and,ia. Nearly every road 20 this
city has been materially improved
during the past two or three years
and since Alexandria has annexed
outlying territory formerly portions
of Alexandria and Fairfax counties,
ttil,4se improvements have been great
- accelerated, and the good work is
ssstjis being pushed with vignr.:
Since the advent of the automobile
TIE goods road fever has spread all
over Virginia. Alexandria is in the
natural neck of travel BY rail or auto
to the southern portion Of the United
States. During the past half cen
tury public attempts have at times
been made to divert traffic III other
directions, but proposed bridges
across the Potomac, lines via George
town and elsewhere have proved i'm
practical. and in 1904 the Pennsyl-
vania Railroad Company spent mil
lions of dollars in constructing a new
road from Alexandria to Washington,
thereby submitting TO TIE inevitable:
Keeping pace with the progress Of,
its people in all the branches of in
dustry and answering the demands of
the time for adequate facilities for
improved methods Of transportation,
Virginia, during the ten years since
the organization OF Tire State High-
way Department for the conccntra-
ton of effort in pe1fecting, a system,
of modern roads through the State,
has made wonderful strides in the
building of public highways through
out the length and breadth OF the
Commonwealth.
From a modest beginning in the
year 1907, when there were construct
ed under The supervision Of the de-
Sent twonty-four miles Of i'm
l roads, the States activities
ha broadened from year to yeear,
s;,ss; now, historic Virginia is ira
yersed by network OF modern high
ways, reaching 8 total mileage Of
over 5000, and connecting, in some
degrees. practically every section Of
che State each to each.
With the coming of good roads,
conditions in the State have been re-
volutionized Communities have been
brought closer to each other. The
farmer has been brought in more in
innate contact with the merchant and
the banker. Modern high schools have
sFr1ng up in every section Of the
State, central units, around which re-
yolye the social and educational life
css'Jhe communities. Our own CITY has
been brought nearer to the cutlyiug
districts. changing the whole aspect
0: economic life.
The wish of few forward-lookirg
Hirginians, translated into action four
,sc&ls ago by the organization OF An
association with that end in view; for
thoroughly modern, durable stretch
6; driveway between Richmond .Gar1a
International capital viii he realized
"a la'nHaTy 1,when the Richmond
ssasta;ngton Highw.. ing the
iss and seI,iia as the
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1916-10-11

connecting link in The great national
highway leading from New ! OK.
through the intermediate section !, q /
country to Pinehurst, N. O, and md
points still further south will be OPP
ened for traffic.
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1916-10-11
The question of a modern fire alarm

I The question OF a modern NE alarHl
system came before the Common
Council last evening. IT Is hcred
that when the matter is settled. wise
counsel viii prevail, to the end that
the city may take position abreast
iof the other !enterprising towns
Throughout the land, in this as well
as other matters OF vital Importance
to its present and future welfare.
The Yale expositor. (Yale, St. Clair County, Mich.) 1894-current, 1916-03-02
SYRUP OF figs FOR
A CH|LD'S BOWELS
II. is cruel to force nauseating,
harsh physi0 into a
sick child.


Look back at your childhood days.
Remember the dose" mother insisted
on-castor oil, calomel, cathartics.
How you hated them, how you fought
against taking them.
With our children it's different.
Mothers who cling to the old form OF
physic simply don't realize what they
do. The childrens revolt is well.found-
ed. Their tender little "insides" are
injured by them.
II your childs stomach, liver and
bowels need cleansing, give only deli
cious California Syrup Of Figs" Its
action is positive, but gentle. Millions
of mothers keep this harmless fruit
laxative" handy; they know children
love to take it; that it never fails TO
clean the liver and bowels and sweet
en- the stomach, and that a teaspoonful
given today saves a sick child tomor-
row.
Ask at the store for 50-cent bottle
OF California Syrup of Figs which
has full directions for babies, children
OF all ages and for growL-ups plainly
on each bottle. Adv.
The Yale expositor. (Yale, St. Clair County, Mich.) 1894-current, 1916-03-02

inch of the center Gig. p. Then
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over to the center, as shown in Fig.
3, and run a pin through the corners
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The windmill in Fig. may be made
Of cardboard or tin. A circular piece
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ner circle about inch inside of it;
then draw two lines through the cen
ter at right angles to each other, and
another pair at an angle Of 40 degrees
to these. The four lines are indicated
by heavy lines in Fig. 8. One-half
inch to one side of these lines draw
parallel line, as indicated by dotted
lines in Fig. 5. The next thing to do
The Yale expositor. (Yale, St. Clair County, Mich.) 1894-current, 1916-03-02
The LAUGH That Failed,

Laugh, and the world laughs with
you" quoted the humorist with the IN
barbered hair, as he handed the editor
an alleged joke of the joe Millar vtn-
tage.
YES" replied the editor. Then, af.
ter glancing over it, he handed it
back with the comment: But this is
no laughing matter, I'm sorry to say"
Whereupon, the man of humor, with
head bowed down. wandered slowly
hence into the UNEMPLOYED hitler.