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The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1916-09-01

Brennan and Neiderkorn; Allison
and Dempsey. Umpires, Williams and
O'Toole.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1916-09-01

Benz and Schalk; Bush, Majors and
Picinich. Umpires, Connolly and
Chill.
The Parker post., 1916-10-07

See the new fancy perfumes, just
received, at the City Drug Store.
The Parker post., 1916-10-07

tried to do, and what he nearly sue
ceeded in doing in the White House
conferences would put such face
upon the matter that Republican eff
forts to make an issue of it would
fall entirely fiat.
But the people do know, for 1t was
before them in the Presidents address
to Congress, that he proposed, not d
single emergency act, but broad
program of legislation to meet a pub
lie need and permanently remove u
public danger. 1t was a program
which we are convinced the railroads
would be very wise to accept in its
entirety.
Certainly it seems to us that they
are ill advised to pray for the cleo
ton of Mr.. Hughes, who, if we take
him at his word, would have brought
on the strike, with all its irreparable
injuries to the cOuntry's business and
peril for the country's peace"
The Parker post., 1916-10-07
Carload Of Machinery.

A carload of machinery arrived in
Parker Thursday from Chicago fol-
the Billy Mack Mining Company
The shipment consists of compress
sor, engine and power drills. The
principal officials of the company viii
leave Chicago ON October 10, on a
visit to the company's mines at Par
ker. A new mill is to be construct
ed for the Billy Mack mime some
time this fall, and it is expected that
upon the arrival of the. Officials of
the company definite arrangements
for the building of the plant will be
made.
The Parker post., 1916-10-07
Our Fighting J. p.

The local J, p is wearing a black
eye and a skinned-up face as result
of an alleged prediction statement
wherein he is said to have malicious
ly circulated report against the
character of his opponent at the late
primary election. Last Saturday
His Honor went into local busin ess
establishment and intimated to the
proprietor, who, by the way, is a
Texan, that he never made the asser
tion attributed to him. Whereupon,
and sudden like. the tall Texan bif
fed the local Justice dispensary a
wallop in the eye. Grabbing a
broom the J. p, with malice to
none and justice to alI,'' attempted
to brain the Lone Star native, but
the Texan ducked under the club
and landed a right on His Honor's
jaw, whereupon and forthwith his
judicial adversary clinched taking
strangle-hold with his arms around
the Texans chest. With free arms
the Texan got in several short-arm
jabs to His Honor's face and ribs.
At this juncture several people in
vaded the place and parted the COM
batants. After dramatically averring,
We'll meet again., the battered
justice of the peace departed by way
OF the back alley, pondering over
the folly of giving the lie to a
Texans teeth and then being com
PEELED to eat crow.
The Parker post., 1916-10-07
DEMOCRATIC PROMISES
TO FARMERS FULFILLED
Benefits Under Wilson Set Forth ir
Official Pamphlet.

Benefits Under Wilson Set Forth in
Official Pamphlet.
The Democratic platform of 1912
made this promise to the farmers of
America:
''Of equal Importance with the
question of currency reform is the
question of rural credits or agri-
cultural finance Therefore we rec
Ommend that an investigation of
agricultural credit societies in for
eign countries be made, SO that it
may be ascertained whether sys-
tenn of rural credits may be de-
vised suitable to conditions in the
United States; and we also favor
legislation permitting national banks
to loan a reasonable proportion of
their funds on real estate security.
"We recognize the value of vo-
catiOnal education, and urge Federal
appropriations for such training and
extension teaching in agriculture in
cooperation with the several states"
These pledges, with many other
services to the farmer have been COM
pletely fulfilled in the legislation Of
the present Administration. The rec
ord of Democratic Performance Is Of
fefed in comparison with the Repub-
lican record of broken promises to the
farmer, in an attractive pamphlet is
sued by the Democratic National Com
mittee. Copies have been furnished
to every Democratic State Commit
tee for free distribution.
The Parker post., 1916-10-07

O'COnnOr pleasure and comm ercial
Motor Cars are assembled Of world
known Standard Parts, medium pric-
ed, and sold on convenient PAY
AS-YOU-RIDE- plan. Catalogues neil
ed on request. Exceptional agency
proposition and exclusive territory
for persons desiring to act as repre-
sentatives. Inquire of the O'Connor
Corporation, 6S31 South Halsted
Street, Chicago. Illinois.
The Parker post., 1916-10-07
Appreciative.

Now, this poet has the right idea
about doing business" said the editor.
"You surprise me-"
Before submitting a sonnet he
presents me with a first-class cigar. :"
Suppose the poem Is not worth pub
fishing?''
ac"Oh. I'm not without; q SENSE Of
gratitude. I'll contribute two-cent
stamp and see that he gets his verses
back again
The Parker post., 1916-10-07
Different Ideals.

Parents often disagree about rear
ing children" ~.
yes. A mother likes boy who
wouldn't get speck of dust on his
clothes And a father likes one who
doesn't care what happens to his
wardrobe when he makes up his mind
to slide for second base"
The Parker post., 1916-10-07
"WATCHFUL WAITING" HAS
SAVED A NATIONS LIFE
Mexican Enjoys Tribute to President
Wilson's Policy.

Convincing testimony to the wisdom
and justice of President Wilson's
Mexican policy is brought from Mex
leo itself by Luis Cabrera, one OF
MeXicO'S commissioners at the joint
Mexican-A Conference now in
session at New London, Conn.
Il do not care to discuss political
The Parker post., 1916-10-07

or international questions of any
kind" said Senior Cabrera in recent
interview, ''but l will say that in Off
cial circles of Mexico President Will
son is looked upon as one of the great
est men the United States ever has
had as leader. He is calm and con-
siderate, and his much abused
'watchful waiting policy has probably
saved the life of my nation and pre-
vented your country from entering
into a needless struggle"
The Parker post., 1916-10-07
Poor AnanIasI

If Ananias were alive today,
g He'd have no chance for fame;
AS most any man-so. women say
Could beat him at his game.
The Parker post., 1916-10-07
Can't Afford It,

Hasn't your father had q haircut
,ately?"
NO"
why not?"
"He can't afford it,
Got no money!"
mot that. He's got no hair"
The Parker post., 1916-10-07
WANTED-AcTIvE MAN.

One Of the largest publishing
houses in New York has an opening
for an active man in this territory.
The opportunity is splendid one
The Parker post., 1916-10-07

and the right man can acquire com
plete control Of our local business,
and soon elevate himself to Distric
Managership. Address, Publisher
Box 155 N Times Square Sta, New,
York City (2t)
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1916-04-25
FORD MAY FINANCE NEW
SUBSTITUTE FOR GASOLINE

NEW YORK. April 25.-Henry Ford
announced here that II Louis Enright's
discovery OF a nuid for motive power
fuel measured up to the inventors
claims, he would buy the formula out.
right.
He has conferred with Enright at
Farming gdale. Long Island. but said no
test was made Of the mixture Of q
green powder and water. which En-.
right claims may be used as substi.
tute for gasoline. Mr.. Ford added.
however. that after talking with En-.
right that he was satisfied that the
man knew what he was about.
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1916-04-25
ey WILBUR 9 FORREST

Omitted Press Stan Correspondent,
LONDON. April 25.-The aristocrat
ic owners Of Ensland's famous countr,
estates. comprising thousands Of idl,
nc'cs. today arc selling their holdinx,
bccaute the war has pinched ,hou
financially This 10 believed 10 mean
that the Idle land will be broken Into
srall holdings and that England viii
become an important agricultural na
tion.
These grand country manors, castles
ana mansions on immense reseryos Of
Idle land have boon famous for cen
turtles az deer parks. shooting pre-.
servcs. lands OF the fox hunt. golf and
fish'ng. To-day they are drug on the
market.
The current issue OF u well known
British real estate magazine today car.
rlcs iinetecn solid pages of closely
printed advertisements asking pur.
cbu3efs or tenants for more than co..
oco acres OF sporting estates and In.
Vulnerable country seats throughout
Er GLAND. Scotland and Wales.
Real estate experts with an eye On
tho future declare the large estates
viii. In most cases. fail Of sale or
lease; that they must bc split into
smaller tracts and sold for agricultural
purposes. The fox hunt and the grouse
moor will never again be 80 popular a.
they were before the war. say the ex.
pertS.
Here is u sample nd OF the properties
now ON the market:
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1916-04-25

The undersigned announces his can
didacy for the republican nomination
for sheriff Of klamath county. II I
am nominated and elected, I will. dur
Ing my term Of once. construe my
oath Of ofiice to mean complete and
efficient enforcement Of the law. !
will have no interest to serve but the
public interest. will give the pro-
lection of my ONCE to all persons and
all classes alike. I will personally
conduct my ONCE with strict regard to
economy. will at all times serve al
ofIicial papers with promptness. will
give all prisoners In my custody hu-
name treatment, wholesome food and
clean quarters. ! will appreciate your
support. e. w. GOWEN.
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1916-04-25
Old English Estates Can
Be Bought Up For a Song

'iiH'Oric manor house In the West
6rn highlands. Thirty bed and dress.
inF rooms. several reception rooms
delightful matured old grounds. Tea
Thousand acres Of shooting. For sale
Or r,oderate rental"
This ad continues to explain that
one seasons shooting on the game pre-.
serves has been 1000 pheasants, 500
rartrIdses. 150 hares. 1900 rabbits and
many woodcock. duck and snipe.
Ans person in America who has gar.
nered wealth making munitions, or
otherwise. could lease real castle on
a long time contract at very modern
terms.
This castle. Its ad declares. is charm.
insly located on pretty loch. and is
surrounded by vast sporting estate
of 1900 acres. 1000 Of which con.
sits Of one Of the best grouse moors
In Scotland. The best single bag Of
gronse thus far has been 760 brace.
There also is excellent salmon fishing
aud polf links.
The ad makes no mention of agri.
culture.
With hundreds Of thousands Of men
released from the army after demobil.
ization. Britain must find place for
them. Those who have lived in the
open air will not return to desks In
stuffy Offices and indoor civilian occu.
patIons Of the past. They will insist
on continued open air. according to
those who are now making a study of
the situation.
What were grouse mo0rs and hunt.
Ing estates Of the pre.war period most
probably will be the agricultural
homes In the postwar era Of thous.
ands OF the men who have carried the
guns.
That England. Scotland and Wales
will be much nearer the soil long be.
fore the next Ave years is over Is the
firm and widespread conviction in
England.
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1916-04-25
Dearest Public:

-
Were you ever a regular kid, and
got licked in the morning for not
washing your feet when you went to
bed the night before?
Did you ever get mothers kiss and
your dinner pail and be aimed for
school and never get there, but wan
der to the hills and listen to the
humming of the bees and watch the
squirrels, and gather wild flowers, and
fish, and have some other kid sell
them and "whack'' the money?
Gee, but wasn't it good to be alive,
to feel the sunshine, and hear the
songs of the birds, to smell the per-
fume OF the flowers. and have the itch
and warts. and not care If your hair
was in or out, but just waller around
and be content with the world.
Most generally these long-faced,
serious guys, that can't smile, have
plucked a lemon from the peach orch
ard, or are so eager for the filthy
lucre or are framing to place the har-
poon in you SO deep that you will
not try to take it out.
Once was that guy, and it has not
all escaped from me yet; that's why l
am not serious enough for some folks.
Seriousness is not a criterion OF the
massive intellect; it should be sig
nal for you to put on your armor II
you don't want to be stung. l was
goin to build a platform to stand on
for this county commissioner job, but
I am not now, as l would have to tell
the biggest bunch Of damdest lies that
you ever heard, but that is not my
forte. / stand for good roads, and
we have got to have them. as they
are our best asset.
Business is business with me, and
it's going to be the same II l am
elected to help do business for Klam-
ath county.
This is my home; live in klamath
Falls, and If you are republican !
want your support; that is, If am
serious enough for you. l am paying
my debts, and I guess that's about as
good as these serious. self-anointed
folks are doing.
! Hurry to my aid.
! THADDEUS McHATTAN.
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1916-04-25
TRAIN DOGS FOR ARMY
AND RED CROSS work

NEW YORK. April 25.-Pasadena,
Ceii:. and Scranton. Pa, are two loca'
tions announced for kennels in move
ment to train dogs for the use Of the
army and the Red Cross society. The
ar,ny and police dog club Of the Uniie1
s,s,es has been organized to further
tho movement for which IL claimed the
support Of the war department.
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1916-04-25

To my friends, and especially the
democrat voters in the coming pri-
mary: l trust you will give me your
support for sheriff. I stand for hon
est work: not too much sittinE on the
Job; and q square deal for everybody.
II elected, I can and will earn . part
of the salary the ONCE pays. Don't
forget my motto at the polls. Thank
ing you In advance, one and all. for
any favors shown me. I am. Yours
very truly, ]. T. GARTRELL,
The Watkins Man.
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1916-04-25

/ hereby announce myself - . can
didats for the republican nomination
for sheriff. subject to the will OF the
voters at the primary election. May
10, 1915. FRANK N. FRAKES.
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1916-04-25

ltake this means Of announcing my
candidacy for the republican nomina-
tion 40 sheriff at the primaries in
May. My record a. citizen and AZ q
police officer In klamath Falls Is open
to all, and I respectfully ask the sup
port of the voters who seek an ad-
ministration of efficiency.
WILLIAM HALL.
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1916-04-25

hereby announce myself as can
didate on the republican ticket for
representative OF the twenty-hrst
district. comprised OF the counties OF
Crook. Jefferson, Grant. klamath and
WSsLpY o. SMITH. klamath Falls.
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1916-04-25

herewith announce myself -
candidate for the nomination a. sher-
in, subject to the will OF the demo-
cratic voters at the primary election.
r. E. HUNSAKER.
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1916-04-25

hereby announce myself q candi.
date for the democratic nomination
for sheriff at the coming primaries
and I respectfully ask the support ot
the voters OF klamath county.
GEORGE L. HUMPHREY.
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1916-04-25

For twenty-five years have repre-
sentcd the Oldest and strongest Life
Company in America, and over ten
years in klamath county. See me
before insuring, and I will save you
money.
W e f. +. NJ. PRIEST, Agent.
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1916-04-25

I hereby announce myself a. q can.
dldate for the once Of sheriff for
klamath county. Oregon, on the re-
publican ticket. respectfully ask
the support OF the voters Of the coun-
ty at the primary election for this
once. JOHN H. GOLDMAN.
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1916-04-25

hereby announce myself a candi-
date for denomination on the repub-
ican ticket as county clerk. subject to
the wishes Of the voters at the coming
primary election. G. R. DeI.AP.
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1916-04-25

take this means to announce my
self as q candidate for sheriff, subject
to the will Of the republican voters at
the primary election.
JAMES B. MOORE.
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1916-04-25
For Representative

hereby announce myself a. a
candidate for the offlce OF repre-
sentative for the 31st representative
district, comprising the counties OF
klamath, Lake, Crook. Grant and
Jefferson. subject 10 the wishes OF
the voters of the republican party.
ALBERT e. ELDER.
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1916-04-25

hereby announce myself q candi-
date for tho republican nomination for
the office of sheriff at the primary
election. WIN. c. MESSNER.
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1916-04-25
Far County C1ei X

hereby announce myself as can
didate for tie Office OF clerk for
klamath county, Oregon. on the re-
publican ticket. respectfully ask
the support III the voters of the coun-
ty ut the primary election for this
ONCE, r. C. tbWLEY. Hildrbrand.
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1916-04-25

hereby announce myself AZ o can
didate on the democratic ticket for
the nomination Of sheriff, subject to
the will Of the voters at the coming
primaries. ]. A. MADDOX.
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1916-04-25

hereby announce myself as can.
didate on the republican ticket for
representative OF the twenty-hrst
district, comprised Of the counties OF
Crook. Jefferson. Grant. klamath and
VERNON A. FORBES, Bend.
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1916-04-25

hereby announce myself as q can
didate for the domination for sheriff
On the republican ticket at the pri-
mary election to be held on May 10,
1916, CAREY n. RAMSBY.
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1916-04-25

hereby announce myself as can
didate on the democratic ticket for
the nomination of clerk OF klamath
county. subject to the will of the
voters at the primary election for this
office. Burt E. HAWKINS.
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1916-04-25

take this means OF announcing
myself q candidate for reelection to
the Office of coroner. subject to the
will OF the democratic voters In the
primary on May 10th. Ny policy
will be to uphold my former record
Of efficiency In office. with the least
cost to Klamath county.
EARL WHITLOCK.
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1916-04-25

hereby announce my candidacy
for the Office Of county commissioner
of klamath county, subject to the ap-
proval of the voters in the republican
primary. JACOB RUECk.
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1916-04-25
For County Treasurer

I hereby announce myself . candt'
date for the republican nomination
for treasurer of klamath county. sub
ject to the approval Of the electors at
the coming primary election.
A. A. NEHAFTEY.
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1916-04-25

hereby announce myself as a can.
didate for reconciliation on the repub-
lican ticket for sheriff. I invite q
careful investigation OF my record AZ
sheriff during the past three years.
c. G, LOW,
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1916-04-25

l hereby announce myself Q candi-
date for the republican nomination
for treasurer OF klamath county Tor
GEORGE A. HAYDoN.
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1916-04-25

hereby announce myself as can
didate for the republican nomination
as county commissioner.
r. W. TOWER
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1916-04-25

announce myself as candidate
for the democratic nomination for
representative Of the 21st representa-
tive district In the legislative as
sembly. FRED ". HYNDAAN.
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1916-04-25

For County Commissioner
l hereby announce myself as a
candidate for the democratic nomina-
ton for county commissioner at the
coming primary election.
BURREL SHORT.
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1916-04-25

l hereby announce my candidacy
for the democratic nomination as
county commissioner.
WILLIAM l.. WEIGH.
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1916-04-25

hereby announce myself a candi-
date for assessor. subject to the will
Of the democratic voters at the pri-
maries. JASPER BENNETT.
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1916-04-25
POLITICAL ANNOUNCEMENTS
For Sheriff

take this means Of announcing
my candidacy for the republican nom.
ination for sheriff ct the primaries.
believe that my work - deputy sheriff
speaks for itself. and I shall greatly
appreciate the support Of the voters.
r. r. BREWBAKER.
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1916-04-25

hereby announce myself as q
for denomination on the re-
publican ticket for county COM
sioner, subject to the will Of the vot-
ers at the primary election.
JOHN HAGELSTEIN.
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1916-04-25

hereby announce myself as a can
for circuit Judge of klamath county,
at the primary election to be held
May 10, 1916. WILSON s. WILEY.
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1916-04-25
For District Attorney

! hereby announce my candidacy
for the republican nomination for
prosecuting attorney at the primaries
In May, and respectfully ask the
support Of the voters who desire effl-
cheney In the upholding Of the laws
OF Oregon.
HAROLD c. MERRYMAN.
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1916-04-25

hereby announce my candidacy
for the republican nomination for
district attorney for klamath county,
Oregon. JOSEPH 8. KENT.
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1916-04-25

hereby announce myself a candi.
date for denomination as assessor on
the democratic ticket at the coming
primary election. J. p. LEE.
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1916-04-25
D. v. KUYKENDALL

l announce myself as a candidate
for the republican nomination for the
Office of circuit Judge for klamath
county. state Of Oregon, subject to the
will of the voters at the coming
primary election. c. M. ONEILL.
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1916-04-25

hereby announce myself as a can
didate for the republican nomination
for circuit Judge for the Thirteenth
judicial district, comprising klamath
county, at the primary election to be
held May 10, 1916.
D. v. KUYKENDALL.
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1916-04-25
For Circuit Court Clerk

hereby announce my candidacy
for the republican nomin 1tion rs clerk
of the circuit court NJ E!aLuth coun-
ty at the coming pi ,mary election.
c. X, BRANDENBURG.
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1916-04-25
For County Surveyor

hereby announce myself - Q can.
didats for denomination for the Of
acs of county surveyor on the rspub-
lican ticket. ID. b. HENRY.
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1916-04-25

,.,vs auto truck concern In the
-. "cploys a woman to run their
ws,.,ra,lng W. truck. which has . o.
...,ty Of nvo tons.
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1916-04-25

| hereby announce my candidacy
for the nomination as assessor on the
republican ticket at the primary cleo
tion 10 be held on May 10, 1916.
G.. AUSTIN HAYDEN.
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1916-04-25
For Circuit judge

For Circuit Judge
The undersigned announces his
candidacy for democratic nomina-
ton for circuit Judge of klamath
county ROLLO c. GROESBECK.
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1916-04-25

hereby announce myself as can
didate for the nomination for District
Attorney for klamath county, Oregon.
subject to the action Of the demo.
cratic electors at the primary election
to be held on May 10. 1916.
W. M. DUNCAN
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1916-04-25
For Coroner

For Coroner
! hereby announce myself as q can
didate for the republican nomination
for coroner at the primary election
10 be held on May 10, 1915.
DIR. A. A. SOULE.