Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1916-02-17


the swell mobsmen across the chan
mel; NJ. lie Comte standing for the
gratin of Paris-and vice versa; Popi
not, spokesman for our friends, the
Apaches, and the well-known Mr..
Goodenough Smith, ambassador of the
gunner of New York-apparently. A
most suspicious occasion! But l pre-
sumo I'm to understand you wait upon
me mainly as representing the fine
flower of the European underworld"
You're to understand that l. for
one, don't like your impudence," the
stout Popinot snapped.
Sorry. But / have already indicat-
ed my inability to take you seriously"
why not?" the American demand
ed ominously. you'd be sore enough
if we took you as a joke, wouldn't
your"
You misapprehend, Mr.. ah -
Smith; it is my first aim and wish that
you do not take me in any manner,
shape or form. 1t is you, remember,
who requested this interview, and
er-dressed your parts so strikingly!"
What are we to understand by
that% De Morbihan interposed.
This, messieurs = if you must
know" Lanyard dropped for the mo-
ment his tone of r~aillery and bent for
ward, emphasizing his points by tap
ping the table with a foreflnger.
Through some oversight of mine, or
cleverness of yours-I can't say which,
perhaps both-you have succeeded in
penetrating my secret. What then?
You become envious of my success.
In short, l stand in your light-l'm
always getting away with something
you might have lifted if you'd only
had wit enough to think of 1t first.
AS your American confrere, Mr.. Mys-
FERROUS Smith, would say, l 'cramp
your STYLE"
you learned that on Broadway"
the other commented shrewdly.
Possibly. To continue: So you get
together and bite your nails until you
concoct a plan to brighten me into
sharing profits with you. I've no doubt
you're prepared to allow me to retain
one-half the proceed. of my operations
should l elect to ally myself to your
That's the suggestion we were en-
powered to make" De Morbihan ad-
mitted.
in other words, you need me. You
say to yourselves: Well pretend to
be the head of a criminal syndicate,
such as the silly novelists are forever
writing about, and we'll threaten to
put him out of business unless he
comes to our terms But you over
look one important fact: that you are
not mentally equipped to get away
with this amusing representation!
What! Do you expect me to accept
you as leading spirits of a gigantic
criminal system-you, Popinot, who
live by standing between the police
and your murderous rats Of Belle
vile, or you, Wertheimer, sneak thief
and blackmailer of timid women, or
you, De Morbihan, because you exc
out your income by showing a handful
of second-story men where to seek
plumber in the houses of your friends?"
He made a gesture Of impotence
and lounged back to await the answer
to this indictment. His gaze, ranging
the four, encountered but one face
that was not darkly flushed with re.
sentiment, and this was the Ameri-
cans.
Aren't you forgetting mel" this
last suggested gently.
ION the contrary. I refuse to rec
ognize you in this conference as long
as you lack courage to show your
face"
"As you will, my friend" the Ameri
can chuckled. Make your profit out
of that any way you like"
Lanyard sat up again. well, I've
stated your case. 1t amounts tc
simple, clumsy blackmail. Pm to split
my earnings with you or you'll de
nounce me to the police. That's about
1t, isn't it?"
mot of necessity" De Morbihan
purred softly, twisting his mustache
For my part" Popinot declared
holly, 81 engage that monsieur of the
high hand here will either work with
us or conduct no operations il
Paris"
COR in New York." the American
amended.
England is yet to be heard from
Lanyard suggested mockingly.
To this Wertheimer replied, almos'
with difidence: "If you ask me, | dom
think you'd find it so jolly pleasant
over there If you mean to cut up nasty
at this end"
Then what am I to infer? /
you're afraid to lay an information
against me-and it wouldn't be wise
/ admit-you1l merely cause me to b.
a~ssassinated, eh?"
mot Of necessity" the count nun
INJURED in the same thoughtful ton,
and manner, as one with a trump ii
reserve.
There are SO many ways Of arrang
ing these matters" Wertheimer ven
tured.
None the less, IL | refuse, you de
clare war;"
Something like that the Ameri
can admitted.
I'm that easel am now able Il
state my position definitely" Lanyar'
got up and grinned p%rovokingly dow