Arizona republican., 1916-12-31

A4hll1O MAIZE. AND ALf ALTA GRINDING MILL FOR SALE-Ca- Call Phone II Glendale. d
 FOR SALE-Underwood typewriter model 5, bargain for cash. Call 312 w. Wash. b
 INTERESTING N. Y. GREETINGS
 Tomorrow is New Years day" Please get greetings and presents @ in, early. I'm trifle dubious over conditions apparent. as fourteen neat little epistles already have arrived, and each in substance reads,-"Ford, alias windy, your at the limit; Dig up!" Morally speaking l like this: Musical1y speaking the sentiment, in tone, strikes a chord; but Alegorically speaking, the idea is visionary. Ford Dig Up:"-What nonsense! Does the turnip produce blood? The lemOn,. sugar? A Salt River ranch, grub? or a socialist aught but Zephyrs? Quote till hoarse the beautiful Chinese max i'm of mo help from on High unless all 1 debts squared below'-Nothin doin, I'm up stump with tide coming in: One brute quotes me as "Nullus, Nulla. Nullum" Now I don't like such talk, and here offer protest.-In fact like my colleagues, Hunt. Mcbride. et al:-lm going to kick.-Mottoes for home side walls are a beautious thing, and in spring, so present the names of three notable men CD whose names l com mend, and whose acts I'll defend (with blood Say chappie. cheese it) until death doth us three part. The Mottoe, Ex Judge Mcbride was dethroned, ob- lgatory: Gov. Hunt passed out mandatory:- Ford slid out ejecta tory-which ends the epitaphatory. I wonder when we three shall meet again, and where ?-Encomiums for kickers; Hip. Hip. and Hip!
 Oh Ford. quit this gulf, and tell us what you've got.
 Fiddlesticks- won't buy: Read below:
 Pianos; The best in PhoeniX-sweet, handsome new (Jenny Lind recom- mends) Cost $45O. Price s200.
 Another piano, a Fischer, guaran- teed s75.
 Organs, (Just the thing for the new tabernacle) full of wind and blowers for both feet I don't religiously feel like presenting them but send SIS or S20 and they'r yours guaranteed.
 Did you ever feel when on a morn ing train. that delicious dreamy slum- Der producin sensation?
 This Overland auto surpasses 1t many points. It's beaut. sound from tip to trestle and only $250.00.
 You said you'd only buy new mat tresses and springs-l've got em.
 want a desk stove. range, a dining table wardrobe, book case d sewing machine. typewriter. a clock a watch, vail picture. a new or old rug a dresser. a bed. a cot. dress l form or bust form kodak. a speedo- { meter compass, pan, pot or pistol $ tool a suit of clothes, q blanket or l. quilt a plough disc, a harrow. a l wheelbarrow. a gas water heater a ' lawn mower. a chain, a saddle. q har- [ ness a buggy auto lights. tanks. horns
 jacks. and tools. sausage stuffer 2 T cheese cutter a food chopper. hand I blower. a steam gauge, side saddle
 Now cream separators, washing ma , chimes tool chests, trunks. tents, Smitf ! vices. horse collars. r'~e dies. screw
 lacks Indian motor. numD and puml T Jack, rubber betting. { inch. and every
 conceivable article made.
 Ladies I've tried to favor you, ant
 If at first don't succeed I'll try, try b again" Georgies Goin too sure No, n asked me to please get "Birdsey' l, Maple" I've got lots of it. It's up t' , I'll say this about books The neX T guy who sells me. in Phoenix. H. '. brary gets shot q mean. when D buy. I'll be half shotl Encyelopeadias : histories. L. L. D's. NJ. Ds. law. bibles d dictionaries. school books, music, DO ], etrv. fiction. cook books, languages a nurse guides. and everything under th' ] canopy of heaven. and watchful eve O. q the police. Oh friends, my friends . vour friends, or friendless, Du com'
 and buy.
 Ford holds out in his 3 stores. Of
 flee is
 ~ 70 s Central Ave. [ Phone 1176
 Remember. 'T buy. pay. and hau
 away" None can compete. Get auc . tion. Sheeney or competitors price then come to Ford and get goo' ] money. ! !
 BEAUTIFUL s60O EMERSON PA \ NO. reasonable or trade for Ford. 1Io E. Van Buren St. $ DRESSED PORK. any size from Si
 10 100 lbs, these hogs are fine. have had grain exclusively. Will deliver . any size you wish. dressed at II [ ,.ents To- Leave order with Me
 Dowell. 1l0 N. First Ave. or afte
 5:30 D m. Phone 26I3. . FOR SALE-One set Worlds Bes $ Music at reduced price. Bound hal ! leather. See H. l.. Shedd PIP F1em . ing Bldg g
 S45 DAVENPORT, half price. Fl
 F.. Washington.
 GRAIN GROWERS - Wheat vii
 bring good price at harvest. T' ? those who desire we will furnish see' N wheat until harvest. Valley Flou
 Mills. Phoenix, Tempe. | L FOR SALE-200 tons baled, threshet
 alfalfa hay: also 1s0 acres of hay ant
 feed. Phone S7R2. John Anderson - Chandler. Ariz. t F CITRUS AND OLIVES pedigreet '. trees. Ray w. Ward. R. F. D. . Phone 3R11. ', CREDIT TERMS TO SUIT YOUl - income Liberal dealings. Moderat e prices. That policy for the past l Il years has built up the largest bushes n in new and second hand house furnish t ings.
 STANDARD FURNITURE co. ' Opposite Gas officel - KANSAS STOCK salt. sulhpur sal