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Western liberal. (Lordsburg, N.M.) 1887-1919, 1916-11-24

Manager Briel of the Star theatre
states that he will soon begin a
famous picture: "Korn Flakes Mys-
terry, or Why did Grape Nuts" 1t
will be a cereal picture.
Next week he will show Bringing
Home Father" in two reels.
Western liberal. (Lordsburg, N.M.) 1887-1919, 1916-11-24

Philadelphia police arrested a man
who was giving away ten-dOllaT bills,
and most Phlladelphians are waIling
their hard luck ut not meeting the
good fairy before no was plnched.
Western liberal. (Lordsburg, N.M.) 1887-1919, 1916-11-24

They say that Washington has
never Heard the real story of the
Columbus raid. How could he when
he's been dead for a number of
years?
Western liberal. (Lordsburg, N.M.) 1887-1919, 1916-11-24

Why do they call It lnfantile pnraly-
sis when grown-up folk have IN The
grown folk have about all the paralysis
that people Of their Rge and station
can get through the world with.
Western liberal. (Lordsburg, N.M.) 1887-1919, 1916-11-24

"Will the blond become extinct"
asks the Philadelphia Ledger. Not
while there is a drug store within easy
reach.
Western liberal. (Lordsburg, N.M.) 1887-1919, 1916-11-24

An ode to the New Mexico whole
sale liquor house since Arizona went
bone-dry:
There, little wholesale house, don't
you cry.
You'll be a live ~ barn bye and bye.
(Or perhaps another garage.)
Western liberal. (Lordsburg, N.M.) 1887-1919, 1916-11-24

To get all that is coming to him out
Of the hot weather, the person who en-
joys being miserable should carry a
pocket thermometer.
Western liberal. (Lordsburg, N.M.) 1887-1919, 1916-11-24

Wisdom Cannot Always save.
Superior wisdom doesn't save a
man. A weather prophet catches cold
as often as anybody else.
Western liberal. (Lordsburg, N.M.) 1887-1919, 1916-11-24

Gods fresh air is the first cure for
tuberculosis. Strange how many per-
fectly healthy persons refuse to ac-
cept that truth.
Western liberal. (Lordsburg, N.M.) 1887-1919, 1916-11-24

A French scientist says that tenn
p%erature controls the birth rate. What
a lot of new nonsense we seem to be
discovering.
Western liberal. (Lordsburg, N.M.) 1887-1919, 1916-11-24

Why do people who would not listen
TO a talk on the subject from anybody
else love to hear an ex-cOnvict dis.
course on moral Integrity
Western liberal. (Lordsburg, N.M.) 1887-1919, 1916-11-24

The good Lord pity the poor mar
ried man in Arizona who voted for
Hughes while his wife voted for Will
son.
Western liberal. (Lordsburg, N.M.) 1887-1919, 1916-11-24

The average newspaper reader
would rather look at the picture Of a
pretty movie atnr than q shark any
day. particularly on Sunday.
Western liberal. (Lordsburg, N.M.) 1887-1919, 1916-11-24

Miss Ruby Dillpickle has an
nounced her engagement to Slim
Carrot, Slim having engaged her
to herd his geese.
Western liberal. (Lordsburg, N.M.) 1887-1919, 1916-11-24

One of the scientific results of nu-
tOm0bile racing Is the demonstration
that 20 driver can go through a con-
crete wall twice.
Western liberal. (Lordsburg, N.M.) 1887-1919, 1916-11-24

Granting the theory that nature abb
hors a vacuum We wonder what occu-
pies the space in some fellows heads
where their brains ought to be.
Western liberal. (Lordsburg, N.M.) 1887-1919, 1916-11-24

Eleven grains of radium were pro-
duced in the United States last year,
but this is hardly what you would call
a bumper crop.
Western liberal. (Lordsburg, N.M.) 1887-1919, 1916-11-24

Bathlng beauties who paint and pow
der themselves before repairing to the
beach show a fine contempt for old
Father Neptune.
Western liberal. (Lordsburg, N.M.) 1887-1919, 1916-11-24

II Is difficult to realize when you
behold u burly, %red-faced ruiiun that
time was when u gentle mother
croOned over him and loved him.
Western liberal. (Lordsburg, N.M.) 1887-1919, 1916-11-24

Lordsburg is an incorporated city
New York went for Hughes. Two
parallels that certainly delivered the
goods. Nit.
Western liberal. (Lordsburg, N.M.) 1887-1919, 1916-11-24

Some people are beginning to won
der whether there really Is sol much
virtue after all in an ugly bath ug cos
tune.
Western liberal. (Lordsburg, N.M.) 1887-1919, 1916-11-24

Another reason why the average boy
never knows when he has enough to
eat Is that he rarely ever has It.
Western liberal. (Lordsburg, N.M.) 1887-1919, 1916-11-24

Surprising as it mny scent, there are
still n great many tourists in this coun.
try who haven't discovered America
yet.
Western liberal. (Lordsburg, N.M.) 1887-1919, 1916-11-24

An eminent bacteriologist denies that
wallpaper harbOrs germs. Some Of 1t
certainly would scare Off anything.
Western liberal. (Lordsburg, N.M.) 1887-1919, 1916-11-24

The auto thief who steals a hlvvel
TO go joy-riding In shows n lack OF
discrimination.
Western liberal. (Lordsburg, N.M.) 1887-1919, 1916-11-24

II the books go up in the quality
OF printed matter as well as in price
the boost will prove a blessing.
Western liberal. (Lordsburg, N.M.) 1887-1919, 1916-11-24

A wise diplomatist never lets the
left lobe of his brain know what the
right lobe is thinking.
Western liberal. (Lordsburg, N.M.) 1887-1919, 1916-11-24

II Is astonishing what a beautiful
reflection a mirror viii make Of a
rough neck when he falls In love.
Western liberal. (Lordsburg, N.M.) 1887-1919, 1916-11-24

Many shoe manufacturer now make
shoes to fit the human foot. II is a
cOmmendable idea.
Western liberal. (Lordsburg, N.M.) 1887-1919, 1916-11-24

The drop in the price of crude oil
is not j%oyously acclaimed because IL
has little or no food value.
Western liberal. (Lordsburg, N.M.) 1887-1919, 1916-11-24

There are supersu universities.
heroplunes and guprrdreuCnaughts,
but apparently no sRrpergenerals.
Western liberal. (Lordsburg, N.M.) 1887-1919, 1916-11-24

They say that the baref rot dance
Is a boon for fat Indies. But even II
n U.s. who IL going L admit eligible
ityP
Western liberal. (Lordsburg, N.M.) 1887-1919, 1916-11-24

In the race betweeh speeding trolley
cars and reckless mo tor1sts the trolley
cars continue 20 get all the best Of II.
Western liberal. (Lordsburg, N.M.) 1887-1919, 1916-11-24

II seems to be one Of the weaknesses
OF man that he may forget a friend
but remember his enemy as longsus he
lives.
Western liberal. (Lordsburg, N.M.) 1887-1919, 1916-11-24

The man who says he Is misunder-
stood never seems TO realize hat folks
are on to him.
Western liberal. (Lordsburg, N.M.) 1887-1919, 1916-11-24

Automobiles ought to remember thai
their mission is not to depopulate the
world.
Western liberal. (Lordsburg, N.M.) 1887-1919, 1916-11-24

All things come to him who waits
even to "A weather nan looking for a
cool wave.
Western liberal. (Lordsburg, N.M.) 1887-1919, 1916-11-24

A cake OF soap properly used Is
the best disease preventive In the
world.
Western liberal. (Lordsburg, N.M.) 1887-1919, 1916-11-24

There Is one thing that the patriot Is
sure of-the other fellow ought to be
regulated.
Western liberal. (Lordsburg, N.M.) 1887-1919, 1916-11-24

Mos people act natural when
asleep" Especially those who snore.
Western liberal. (Lordsburg, N.M.) 1887-1919, 1916-11-24
Caught In The
Round Up

The girls new fan hat is a yelled
mystery.
The Snowflake herald., 1916-05-19
CAUSES OF FURRED TONGUE
Many Reasons, Besides Disordered
Stomach, May Be Responsible for
Condition.

81 suppose that there is no more in
eradicable idea in the mind of the doc
tor than that the furred tongue is es-
sentially an indication of a deranged
stomach" writes Sir James Goodhart,
consulting physician to Guys hospital,
London, in the Lancet, "and it is prob
ably an attempt to kick against the
pricks to say otherwise" Yet, accord
ing to Sir James, it is by no means al
ways So And he goes on to prove it
by cases in his own extensive practice.
One of these was of man in a very
to whom he had to give orders tLat
had to be obeyed and from whom he
had to hear much grumbling; a very
hard worker and "the fastest talker
have ever struck" full of energy and
playing every ounce of it. He was in
splendid health, but suffered from a
furred tongue and bad taste in the
mouth. In his case these were not due
to the stomach at all, but to a disor-
dered state of nerve control.
Nervous fears and nervous tastes
are common enough, and they deserve
a special thought" says Sir James. He
believes that man is kept sweet and
wholesome largely by nervous control,
and when he loses this control "the
parts become fevered, the mucous
membrane dry, the nerves irritated,
and taste is perverted" The men so
affected are those who are nervous,
anxious, hard workers, taking their
work home with them to think about
and dream about in bed.
The Snowflake herald., 1916-05-19
The GIRL IN GRAY
BY HAROLD CARTER.

Jimmy Jarrold was going home to
die. At the age of thirty-four he had
been taken ill on his annual Euro
pean trip. The doctor whom he con.
suited had sent him to surgeon, and
the surgeon had informed him that
only one man in the world might save
his life. That was Bethany of New
York.
We've tried that operation here
he said "but none of us has Bethany s
technic. You have about one chance
in fifty of surviving, and that depends
Il speak frankly-on how your life
has been spent
Jimmy Jarrold, many times a mil.
liOnaire, had thanked him and retired,
without volunteering any information
as to how his life had been spent. jim
my Jarrold preferred to think that
over in the solitude of his stateroom.
For fifteen years he had squandered
his princely fortune in devious ways.
He reflected with tinge of regret, but
much philosophical resignation, that
life had never had any meaning for
him. He was not at all afraid to die.
He was rather glad, in fact. Jimmy
had been spoiled by his money. He
had never been happy He had never
been generous, never done anything
to help fellow mortal. He had nev-
er been in love. He had simply been
a selfish ass.
Now that life was almost at an end
for him he was conscious of wistful
regret for all this. He wished that
he could taste the joys of life, if only
The Snowflake herald., 1916-05-19
The Carbonari.

The Italian secret society which
took an active part in the struggle for
national unity and liberty, and the
name of which meant the charcoal
burners" or golfers" only became in
slight degree known in 1915. The con-
stitution of the society remains in
great measure secret. Soon after its
institution it numbered from $4,000 to
10000 adherents, and it's rolls in,
creased so rapidly that in March, 1920,
it was said that as many as 65O,OOO
new members were initiated. Little is
really known about the secret society;
it claimed great antiquity of origin,
but it probably originated during the
last French regime in Naples. It's
movement was directed against the
Neapolitan Bourbons, and toward ital-
ian freedom.
The Snowflake herald., 1916-05-19

for a minute. He wished something
could happen to him that would lif'
him out of his selfish self and make
him forget himself. He was aware of
a new interest in his scrutiny of his
fellow-passengers He watched the
girl in gray, for instance. He sat near
her at the table, and even at the
fourth meal he perceived that she
seemed utterly Indifferent to him, al
though fellow-diner had addressed
him by his name, which Jarrold knew
must mean lot to everybody who
heard it. He wondered whether Miss
Jameson was going to America on
business or pleasure, whether she was
rich or poor. He wondered how it
was that all his wealth only seemed
to interest women of a certain type,
and not the marrying type. He won-
dered a great deal, aware all the time
of the thrcb bbing pain in his side and
the black specks before his vision.
Afternoon of the second day out!
They were passing the south coast Of
ireland Jimmy was watching the
passengers. Some, who had already
found their sealegs, were playing
quoits; others, seated in deck chairs,
were beginning incipient fiirtations.
Jimmy was alone, as usual. The girl
in gray was also alone.
"Hello!" thought Jimmy.
The ship had changed direction and
appeared to be heading due North.
Jimmy wondered why. Then he saw
something white come ripping toward
him through the water. Nobody but
Jimmy saw it.
II shouldn't wonder if that were a
torpedo thought Jimmy, and mo-
ment later the ship quivered and
seemed to leap into the air as the
detonating head struck her amid
ships.
OF what happened during the next
five minutes Jimmy was never fully
conscious afterward. He knew that
there was confusion, rushing to and
fro as the vessel slowly settled by the
bows; then the captain was shouting
through moBdpuOHo IIOm LHO Oilu6O'
the boats were being swung out, and
an ominous quiet had succeeded the
first panic.
Presently Jimmy found himself
standing by one of the boats. He was
going to save his life. 1t seemed
strange to him that he should think
his life worth saving, but there he
was, automatically going through the
process prompted by the life instinct.
Jimmy was no coward, but he had vast
possessions undisposed Of, and he
honestly believed that it was his duty
to save his life in order to reach New
York.
In fact, he knew that unless he made
will certain persons would suf
fer poverty, and Jimmy had habit
of standing by his friends, although
this was not commonly suspected oil
MIN.
There were already several boats
upon the water. The vessel was OBJ
viously settling; it was impossible
tnat she could keep af1oat many min
The Snowflake herald., 1916-05-19
r. c. SMITH

6 on right ribs, Brand all calves ir
c w bar. Range: East of Taylor al
Round Valley Ranch. Postoffice ad-
dress, Holbrook.
The Snowflake herald., 1916-05-19
COUNTY OFFICERS

State Senator d. d. Crabb
State Representative S. w. Proctor
Judge Superior Court - Sidney Sapp
Supervisors-R. C. Creswell, Winslow;
@. R. Gardner, Woodruff; George
Hennessey, Holbrook.
Clerk of the Court Lloyd C. Henning
County Attorney G. H. Jordan
Sheriff Lee Newman
Treasurer j. w. Richards
Assessor Fay Gardner
Recorder Miss Dee Moss
Engineer - Chas. E. Perkins
Supt. of Schools Joseph Peterson
Physician DR.. j. w. Bazell
The Snowflake herald., 1916-05-19

utes. There seemed plenty of room
Ior the passengers. The boat immedi-
ately in front of Jimmy was nearly
full.
Room for one more!" shouted the
officer in charge.
Then he noticed that the girl in gray
was standing where he had been. Also.
tnat she was alone. 1t was odd, but
at that moment Jimmy found himself
cogitating that she must, then, be
travelling alone.
The eyes of the girl in gray were
fixed on his in scor1, sending uncom.
Portable sensations up and down Jim
my's spine.
You coward" said the girl in gray,
very icily and deliberately.
Jimmy sprang out of the boat and
tried to take off the hat which was
not in it's place.
IT beg your pardon! I didn't see
you,'' said Jimmy to the girl in gray.
But the girl in gray did not move.
Instead, she stepped back a pace, and
from behind her there came rushing a
poor, frantic woman with baby in
her arms. She scrambled into the
place which Jimmy had abandoned,
and the sailors began to lower the
boat.
Jimmy glanced about him at the
empty deck, and then he looked at the
girl in gray. The ship had ceased to
dip at the bow; now it was almost
level. That meant that it was going
down at the stern as we'll; the water
Tapped at their feet. They were the
only living beings on the ship, ex-
cept the captain, who, waiting calmly
on the bridge, watched the scene with
satisfaction. Even the sailors had
gone.
The captain did not see either jim
my or the girl in gray, who were hid
den behind the deckhouse But in the
distance, making swiftly toward them,
was British patrol ship. 1t was a
race against time, but there was real
chance that it would come up with
them before the liner went under.
The girl in gray was watching jim
my. Jimmy, more conscious than ever
of the throbbing pain, looked back at
the girl in gray.
Il don't want to make excuses" he
said, "but I thought everybody was
abOard-at least, didn't think, but
supposed everyone was aboard the
boats, and-Pve got important busi-
ness in New York"
You'll say life counts before busi-
ness. Well, it does. Only, you see,
really did want to get there. It means
happiness to whole lot of people, and
and I'm going home to die-soon-
on the operating table"
Jimmy saw strange light come in
to the eyes of the girl in gray. She
took step forward and clasped her
hands. Her breast was heaving.
"You-brave mani" said the girl in
gray.
Suddenly Jimmy Jarrold was con-
scious of desire to live that he had
never felt before. And with this con-
sciousness came sense of the zest of
life. of the blood rushing through his
veins.
"But I'll beat them. I'll beat those
doctors yeti" cried Jimmy exultantly.
He looked at the patrol boat and
knew that she had won the race. And
somehow he felt that he had won his
race too, against death and against
self.
lConYright 1Q15 hv w C Chanmanl
The Snowflake herald., 1916-05-19
:-:DIRECTORY :: ::

U. S. Senators, Marcus A. Smith and
Henry F. Ashurst
Member in Congress Carl Hayden
The Snowflake herald., 1916-05-19
STATE OFFICERS

Governor Geo. w p HINT
Secretary of State Sidney P. Osborn
Assistant Secretary = R. E. McGillen
Sec'ysto the Governor Leroy A. Ladd
Auditor j. c. Callaghan
Treasurer Nit Sims
Attorney General Wiley E. Jones
Superintendent of Public instruction
G. 0. Case
Engineer Lamar Cobb
Adjutant General Chas. w. Harris
Veterinarian w. E. Severn
Supt. Public Health r. N. Loonev
Geologist Cyrus F. Tolman, Jr,
Examiner d. f. johnson
Mine Inspector G. H.EBolin
Inspector of Weights and Measures
0. N. Creswell
The Snowflake herald., 1916-05-19
Republican Committee of NdUdjo
County

Winslow: J. E. Kleindienst, VIM. j.
Burke, E. P. Conwell.
st. Joseph: John Bushman.
Holbrook: w. H. Clark and j. H.
Miller.
Woodruff: Joseph Fish.
Snowflake: Joseph w. Smith.
Taylor: N. A. Brimhall.
Shumway: F. P. Denham.
Showlow: j. C. Owens.
Pinetop: S. Mccoy.
Pinedale: E. M. Thomas.
Keams Canyon: Lorenzo Hubbell.
Heber: George WILDER.
Askov American. [volume] (Askov, Pine County, Minn.) 1914-current, 1916-11-09
FAMOUS SCIENTIST AS CHEF
Visitors Mistaken in Thinking Metch-
nikoff Was Engaged in Labora-
tory Experiments.

One day some distinguished visitors
who had arrived in Paris and were be-
ing escorted about by committee
were taken to call upon the late Pro-
fessor Metchnikoff (the famous scien-
fist who believed that the secret of
long life lay in diet) toward the hour
of noon. The laboratory was all but
empty. as most of the workers had
departed for that sacred meal, the
French deieuner. But Metchnikoff
was there himself intent upon yes
sci he was holding over a gas burner.
1T must be very interesting ex-
pertinent that keeps you engaged even
at this hour" remarked one of the
committee.
Look for yourself" said Metchni-
koff. and. continuing to stir with
glass tube, held up the dish so that
a delicious fragrance rose to the noses
of the visitors.
That's what I'm working at" he
laughed. banana in slices, fried in
butter. 1t is excellent. "-Norids
Work.
Askov American. [volume] (Askov, Pine County, Minn.) 1914-current, 1916-11-09
PUBLIC LAND SPECIALIST

Charles D. Mahaffie of Portland,
Ore, has assumed his duties as solicit
tor of the department Of the interior,
and has taken up the study of public
land cases, in which he is specialist
and which he will be called upon to
handle principally in his new position.
He was born in Kansas. but spent
his early boyhood In Oklahoma, where
he was educated and where he was adj
mitted to the bar. He had been some
time in Portland, Ore. practicing law
at the time of his appointment.
Mr. Mahaffie received his legal ed
ucation at oxford university. receiving
the degree Of d. G. L. He was award
ed Rhodes scholarship from Okla
homa in 1905 after graduating from
kingfsher college (Okla.) in the same
year. He was member of the fac
ulty Of Princeton university during
1909 as instructor in Jurisprudence.
At the time OF his appointment he
was secretary of the University club.
Askov American. [volume] (Askov, Pine County, Minn.) 1914-current, 1916-11-09
His Many Duties.

When young Farmer Giles left the
happy homestead and plowed fields to
join the army there was not a prouder
man in the land. The first time he
was doing sentry-go the officer of the
guard came by and called upon him to
give up his orders.
Orders :" shouted Giles. give up
my orders?"
Yes, certainly What are you here
for?" demanded the officer, sharply
''Oh, I'm here to walk up and down,
stand at attention, wink at the girls,
look after Sergeant Murphys bit Of
garden and see that nobody pinches
his spades; also to see you amt about
when they fetch the beer for the
guardroom prisoners, and should you
come on the scene to-
But the officer had completely col
lapsed.-Pittsburg Chronicle Telegram.
Askov American. [volume] (Askov, Pine County, Minn.) 1914-current, 1916-11-09
Bodily Housekeeping
(BY V. NJ. PIERCE, NJ. d.

The subject of drinking water with
meals has been misunderstood.
In recent years investigation by
means Of X-rays, the observations of
scientists such as Cannon, Grutzner,
Pavlov, Fowler, Hawk, prove that an
abundance of water taken during di-
gestion is necessary in good bodily
housekeeping.
If your kidneys are sick, or you suf-
fer with lumbago or rheumatism at
times, pain in the back or back Of the
neck, take little Anuric before meals.
This can be found at any good drug
store. Therefore my advice to young
or old is, always drink plenty of pure
water. And for long life, occasionally
take tablets Of Aauric three or four
times day.
Anuric acts-much more quickly
than lithia. You will find it dissolves
uric acid as water does sugar.
Askov American. [volume] (Askov, Pine County, Minn.) 1914-current, 1916-11-09
WH0BN WHD
NOW y
GREAT JUNGLE FIGHTER

A wonderful gift for the particular
kind Of warfare he is waging against
the Germans in East Africa Is the
characteristic an English writer at
tributes TO General SHUTS, the Boer
leader, who is pressing the Teutons
hard in their sole remaining African
colony.
His remarkable enveloping move
ments invariably achieve their object
and one realizes how invaluable In
this part of the world is the experience
of the Boer cavalry. To his knowl-
edge of local conditions and the way
to deal with them he adds absolute Sc
crecy as to his plans. No one but him.
self knows what he proposes to do IN
til the last moment. Such general
would be the despair of the most skill
full espionage system in the world.
General SHUTS does not spare him.
self in the field, and to see him up at
the front is to be afforded revelation
of his energy. One would have smiled
Askov American. [volume] (Askov, Pine County, Minn.) 1914-current, 1916-11-09
Improvement.

Mrs. Josiah Cowles, the new presi-
dent of the National Federation of
Women's clubs, was talking In New
York about dress.
Women, once they get interested In
our movement" she said, dress more
sensibly. They give less thought to
dress. l may claim, in fact'-Mrs.
Cowles smiled-"I may claim in fact"
she ended, that these women start
making their own clothes and stop
picking their friends clothes to
pieces. "-Exchange
Askov American. [volume] (Askov, Pine County, Minn.) 1914-current, 1916-11-09

TINS way for about two years when my
sister advised me to try DR.. Pierce's
Favorite Prescription, which did, and
three bottles completely cured me.
have never been bothered since There
is nothing better for women who are
rundown or suffering with weakness
of any sort."-MISS GERTRUDE Il.
EVANS. 325 belgrade Ave.-Adv.
Askov American. [volume] (Askov, Pine County, Minn.) 1914-current, 1916-11-09
JIMiNEZ SEEKS REST

Gen. Juan Isidor Jiminez, who was
president of the Dominican republic
until May 8, when he resigned under
pressure from his congress, after life
of storm and battle. is now seeking
peace for his nerves In the mountains
near Wernersville, Pa.
General Jiminez was president of
Santo Domingo Off and on for five
years. He administered his Office with
dignity and effectiveness. He led
armies. He defied congress. He
stepped defiantly into presidential
chair made vacant by assassination,
More than once he shook his fist In the
face of Europe. And now he wishes to
bide awhile In the tranquility that only
doctors and trained nurses are able to
maintain in a disordered world. Such
Is life for the Adventures.
Up the hill came the veteran gen.
eral the other day In big motor car.
On one side of him was his wife, on
the other was his youthful daughter,