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The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1916-09-19
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Mr.. Bear was very fond Of music,
so he bought himself trumpet and
every day he sat In front of his door
and played upon II.
At first all the animals In the wooks
thought II was very fine to have mu.
Sic and they all gathered about Mr..
Bears door to listen.
But after while Mr.. Bear took to
playing all day and nearly all night
and the animals grew tired OF hear
ing him play.
Why. no one can sleep in the
wood now" said Mr.. Squirrel. IF you
want to sleep, you have to run the
risk OF being caught by dog or the
trap small boy has set for you, be.
cause you have to go so far away to
find peace and quiet"
That Is So" said Mr.. Rabbit. "My
wife and children were chased for a
mile by dog when they were ON their
way to the woods on the other side
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1916-09-19
LIGHTS GAS WITH BILL.

YONKERS. N. Y, Sept. 19.-An.
swering his wife's charge that he was
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1916-09-19

mean and abusive" Thomas Hawley
declared that she had often used dol
lar bills to light the gas.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1916-11-10
EXCELLENT TONIC FOR STOCK
Money Saved by Buying Ingredients
and Mixing on Farm--cost About
rs Cents Per Pound.

If the cattle are not thrifty and
need toning up, buy the ingredients
and mix your own medicine; this viii
cave money and you will get better
tonic. The following is a most excel
lent tonic for all classes Of stock in
rundown condition from whatever
cause:
Wheat bran, 25 pounds; f1axseed
meal, IL pounds; table salt, pounds !;
powdered charcoal pounds; red pep
per, L pound; rOsin, 2 pounds; potas-
SUM nitrate. 2 pounds; powdered sui
phur, pounds; powdered gentian, 2
pounds; ground ginger, pounds, and
fenugreek, pounds.
Mix well and give one tablespoon
full mixed in the feed once daily, for
ten days; omit for three days and
feed as above for ten days more. This
will cost about % cents per pound.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1916-11-10
KILLING WILD ONION PLANTS
Secret of Vitality Lies IN Bulb Which
terminates IN Fall--Destrey
Pest by Flowing.

The secret of the vitality of the wild
onion lies in the two sorts of under
ground bulbs. Each plant produces
one large bulb which terminates in
the fall and four or five small ones
which start growth in the spring.
Late fall blowing, followed by early
spring blowing and planting the in
rested land to some clean cultivated
crop destroys the wild onion pest by
killing both sorts of bulbs as the
growth from them appears and before
they have had chance TO multiply.
The fall blowing should be deep and
care should be taken TO completely
bury all green tops of the onion. If
very much top growth has been made,
a harrow run before the pillow will IA
cilitate the thorough covering of the
tops.
Another interesting and valuable
point about the wild onion is that the
spring bulbs rarely produce heads:
consequently, If the infested land is
plowed in the fall, spring oat crop
practically free of onions can always
be secured. But for complete eradi-
cation of the onion, both fall and
spring blowing is necessary.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1916-11-10
PREPARING SOIL FOR WHEAT
Plant Requires Abundance Of Food
for Satisfactory Growing-Good
Seed Essential.

Wheat is plant that responds very
readily TO good preparation of the soil.
The plants require an abundance of
available plant food for satisfactory
growth. For this reason many thin
lands would give better results with
fertilizers.
Phosphoric acid has generally been
found to give good results on worn
soils. This is the constituent that
stimulates the production of grain.
But the use of fertilizer always re-
quires good preparation of the seed
bed. Wheat needs very fine soil, the
finer the better, usually. To get it in
the best condition it should be broken
Or disked early and given time to set
lie and crumble.
Good seeds are essential for strong
plants and a good stand. Nothing but
heavy, clean seed should be sown.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1916-11-10
SENSIBLE RATION FOR HORSE
System Uced by Lumberman Keeps
Animals in Hardy, Healthy and
Vigorous Condition.

A gentleman engaged extensively in
the lumber business In the North has
a large number of horses which he
feeds by a system which makes and
keeps them healthy, hardy and vigor-
Gus.
In feeding them he cuts the hay and
grinds the oats; the hay being well
soaked with water IA hours before 1t
is fed: A little bran is added to the
ground oats and this mixed meal is
then mixed with the hay.
The feed is given morning and night,
oats alone being fed at noon.
The ration per head a day is ten
pounds of the hay, ten pounds grorl.d
oats and one pound of bran, with eight
pounds of dry oats fed at noon. Dur
ing seven years of such feeding the
lumberman has not lost single horse,
while previous to that he often lost
one from some digestive disorder. -
Horses on the farm would not re-
quire such heavy feeding, but the com
bination of food and manner of feed
ing could be followed by farmers with
profit.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1916-11-10
PROPER RIPENING or CREAM
Quality of Butter Depends on Changes
Made From Time of Separation
Until Added to Churn.

BY the ripenlng Of cream is meant
the changes it undergoes from the
time of separation until it Is added to
the churn. Upon these changes de-
ponds very largely the quality of but
ter as regards texture and flavor. The
temperature at which cream is held
determines the firmness or texture,
While the flavor is dependent upon the
by-products from the bacterial growth.
The purpose of ripening cream is
fundamentally that of giving the but
ter the desired flavor and aroma, but
in addition it increases the ease and
efficiency of churning. Cream is ripen-
ed in one of two ways:
First, it sOurs or ripens as a result
Of the action of bacteria which are
normally present in milk and cream; ,
or,
Second, it ripens as a result Of ac-
ton of certain kinds of bacteria which
are added in what is termed "start-
err"
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1916-11-10
More Watchful Waiting.

A quiet but sorrOwful motorist sat
one afternoon by the side of car that
was drawn up near the pavement. A
man in another car, who had passed
the disconsolate one that morning,
slowed up on coming level with him
again and inquired:
How long have you been here?"
Several hours"
Cant you find out what is the mat
ter? Inlet valve all right?"
The other smiled. That's all right"
he said.
Trouble with the spark plugT
think not
"How are the batteriesT
"All right"
Got plenty of spirit?"
"Yes plenty"
"Your tires look all right. What is
Wrong?"
oh" replied the waiting motorist,
there's nothing wrong with the car.
But ever since ten o'clock my wife's
been in that house. She came to see
her sisters first baby"
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1916-11-10
CAPTAIN GOT NEW TROUSERS
Incident That Has More Than a Touch
Of Comedy Occurred on the
Isonzo Front.

How near tragedy and comedy are in
the happenings along the battle line
is shown by this incident of the fight
ing on the Isonzo river front.
A Caproni fighting aeroplane that
had gone from the Italian side was hit
by the antiaircraft guns and fell with
in the Austrian lines. The pilot was
killed, the observer was somewhat
scratched, but otherwise unhurt. His
trousers, however, were ripped 'from
A to T."
Captain Amcgliano, the captured fly
er, was inconsolable, and TO an Aus
trian officer who sympathized with him
he said:
'My poor comrade @will be buried
and cannot even pay him my last re.
spects-not in this gear"
IF that is ALL" remarked the Aus.
TRAN, well soon mend that" And
after obtaining permission. he went
up in his Fokker machine and threw
a letter into the Italian line, acquaint-
ing them with the fact, and request
ing "a pair of new trousers for Cap
tain Amegliano."
Sure enough, an hour or so later
there was an italian machine high
in the air, and a package dropped that
contained a laurel wreath for the dead
and pair of trousers for the living
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1916-11-10
Natures Great Hoodoo Temple.

In the Hoodoo basin of western
Wyoming are curious formations which
resemble Punch and Judy heads, grim
savages simpering old maids, monkeys,
rabbits, birds and animals in every
grotesque and exaggerated shape imag-
Unable, and in every possible position.
There are 80 different shapes of heads
over 40 different animal and human
faces have been counted. The rock
out of which the hoodoos have been
carved by Dame Nature is what is
known as volcanic breccia.-Popular
Science Monthly.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1916-11-10
GOT HEML0CK SEED CHEAP
-Engiishman's Shrewd Scheme for Pro.
curing Drug That Commanded
Good Price on Market.

Mr.. Pickwick's vaxet and all-around
servant, Samuel Weller, whose linn
tied acquaintance with physicians and
apothecaries did not hamper his fes-
tive imagination in the relation of med
ical novelties which were heard with
wonder and amazement by Mr.. Pick
wick and his friends, should have had
in his repertoir the following from the
London Garden: Every autumn q
man used to bring to a wholesale drug
house in London a quantity of hem
lock seed which he sold at half the
market price. The curiosity of men,
Der of the house at last becoming
aroused he asked the man how he
could afford to sell the drug so cheap
iy. After being promised that nothing
would be done to interfere with his
business he described his method.
Every spring he filled his pockets with
the seed and went out into the coun-
try. Wherever he saw q good wide
hedgerow he sowed the seed broad
cast. Then he went his way and wor-
ried no more over his crop until the
fall, when he revisited the scene of his
labors. He would then call the farm
er's attention to the weeds" in his
hedge, offering to cut them down for a
shilling a hedge, an offer which the
farmer gladly accepted. Thus was the
ground furnished free and he was paid
to cut the harvest.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1916-11-10

seeticides applicable to plant lice may
be used against this species. Any APP
plication to be efficient, however, must
come in contact with the aphids, and
since the false cabbage aphis ordi-
narily feeds on the under surface of
the leaves. it is necessary to spray
from beneath. When practicable, a
rotation of crops is desirable, and care
should be taken to keep down the
weeds. FAN blowing of the old tur-
nip field should be adopted.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1916-11-10
Hid the View.

"Do I understand you to say" said
the lawyer, looking hard at the prin-
cipal witness, that upon hearing a
noise in the hall you rose quickly, lit
a candle, and went TO the head of
the stairs, that burglar was at the
foot of the stairs, and you did not see
him? Are you blind?"
'Must | tell the truth" stammered
the witness, blushing to the roots of
his hair.
"The whole TRUTH" was the stern
reply.
"Then," replied the witness, brushing
aside his damp, clinging locks and
wiping the perspiration from his clam
my brow, "my wife was in front of
me-"
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1916-11-10
HIGH COST OF LIVING

This is a serious matter with house
Keepers as food prices are constantly
going up. To overcome this, cut our
he high priced meat dishes and serve
your family more SINNERS Macaroni
and Spaghetti, the cheapest, most de-
licious and most nutritious of all foods.
Write the Skinner Mfg. Co., Omaha,
Nebr., for beautiful cook book, telling
how TO prepare it In hundred different
ways It's free to every woman.-Ady.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1916-11-10
FALSE CABBAGE APHIS.
Found in Injurious Numbers in
Fall of the Year.
Possibility of Its Importance as Green
house Pest Sooner or Later Is
Evident-Insect Injuries by
Sucking Plant Juices.
By J. ]. DAy1s.)

The false cabbage aphis. which
closely resembles the cabbage aphis,
is to be found in injurious numbers
more often in the fall of the year and
In large colonies on the undersides
OF the leaves of such crops as turnips
and radishes. In addition, it occurs
IN greater or less abundance on cab
page, kale, mustard and rape, as well
as on such wild plants as black mus
tard and shepherds purse. While 1t
seems TO be primarily a pest of gar
zen and field crops, the fact that it
occurs on ten-week stock and rad
lshes in greenhouses makes the pos
slbility of its Importance as a green
house pest sooner or later evident.
This insect Injuries by sucking the
plant juices, usually weakening the
plant and causing the leaves to be
dwarfed or deformed. 1t is more pro-
lific than any other species of plant
louise that has been sufficiently studied
for comparison, giving rise to an av-
erage of IL or IS generations annu-
ally, each mature aphid giving birth to
an average of 90 young.
The natural enemies of this aphid
include the well-known lady-bird
beetles, the larvae of certain syrphid
flies, and various internal parasites.
Climatic conditions have little effect
upon the aphids. The usual in
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1916-11-10
Credit:

A rich nabob, ambitious to be known
as good fellow, gave a feast which
cost thousand sequins a plate.
"What wicked, wanton waste" ex-
claimed the world.
Another nabob, thirsting for glory,
went to war.
1.-THE brutal, bloody butcher" the
world protested.
A third nabob, desiring only to do
what was right, bestowed his riches in
aims.
'He makes paupers I" shifted the
world.
The recording angel hesitated, but
after some thought he dipped his pen
and wrote, to the credit of each of the
nabobs:
HE kept his money in circulation"
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1916-11-10
Odd Niempoint.

One woman in the audience had her
own ideas about Julian Eltinge, the
famous impersonator Of feminine
types.
wouldn't it be great fun to be mar
ried to man like thatY' she said to
her husband.
"You mean because he is good look
ing?"
mo, you are good looking enough to
suit me-"
Then what do you mean?"
"Think what a novelty it would be
to be able to dress in the Paris gowns
your own husband wears to work. ~
Youngstown Telegram.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1916-11-10
Plan OF 6atten Door.

factory door: Two wooden clamps are
made and the boards placed inside of
the clamps. Wedges are then driven
in on the sides of the doors in each
clamp (as shown at A AZ. When the
cracks are all closed the battens are
nailed in place and the door released.
This idea will be found useful for
other purposes as well as for making
doors.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1916-11-10
HEALTH OF CHICKEN FLOCK
Much Depends on How Fowls Are
Observation-Disclosures Is Most
Difficult Problem.

The health Of the chickens depends
largely on how they are housed. The
problem is to secure plenty Of ventila-
ton with sufficient warmth in winter
to encourage laying.
Houses are often built nowadays
with the warm side entirely open for
greater part of the year, which
makes the birds hardy and immune
to colds and r0up.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1916-11-10
Surely an Antique.

"Now here" said the secondhand
dealer, SIS rare bargain In an an
uque photograph, which,"
whoever heard of phonograph
classed as antique furnitureg" broke
In the sc0rnful customer.
well Lalieye 1t or not" returned
the dealer, but the man / bought it
from had had 1t so long 1t was all paid
for."-Kansas City Star
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1916-11-10
MAKE A SATISFACTORY DOOR
Idea Shown in Illustration Will Be
Found Useful for other Purposes
Boards Are Tight.

To make batten doors so that all
the boards can be brought up tight
together, is not always easy. Ordi-
narily such doors have cracks in them,
as it is hardly possible to nail the
pieces close. The following plan,
though simple, makes possible a salts
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1916-11-10
Easy to Understand.

Daughter-Mamma, what is a step
mother?
Mother-Suppose died and your IA
ther married another woman that WON
an would be your stepmother.
The child paused for moment, and
then exclaimed:
"oh. l see, mammal You step out
and she steps I'M"
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1916-11-10
CLOVER AND ALFALFA HINTS
Crops Kill Weeds and Plant Diseases,
Produce Most Valuable Hay
and Seed Crops.

Clover and alfalfa kill weeds and
plant diseases.
Clover and alfalfa produce a most
valuable hay.
Clover and alfalfa produce very val
uaSle seed crops.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1916-11-10

North Crandon, Wis.," When was 10 years
old got married and at 10 years / gave birth to
twins and it left me with very poor health. Icoud
not walk across the floor without having to sit
down to rest and it was hard for me to keep about
and do my work. went to doctor and he told
me / had displacement and ulcers, and would
have to have an operation This frightened me SO
much that / did not know what to do. Having
heard OF Lydia T.. Pinkhams Vegetable Compound
l thought would give it trial and it made me as
well as ever. | cannot say enough in favor Of the
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1916-11-10
Many school Chndren are sicklv.

Children who are delicate, teverish and cross
will get immediate relief from Mother Gray's
Sweet Powders for Children. They cleanse the
stomach, act on the liver, and are recommend
ed for complaining children. A pleasant REM
edy for worms. Used by mothers for % years.
All druggists. 25c. Sample FREE. Address,
Mother Gray CO., lie Roy, N. Y,--Adv.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1916-11-10
From Grateful Massachusetts, Woman.

Roxbury, Mass-"I was suffering from ndam-
nation and was examined by physician who found
that my trouble was caused by a displacement.
Ny symptoms were bearing down pains, backache,
and sluggish liver. I tried several kinds of medi-
Vegetable Compound. It has cured me and l am
pleased to be in my usual good health by using it
and highly recommend itn- Mrs. i. H. OsGooD,
Haynes Park, Roxbury, Mass.
IF you want special advice write to Lydia
E. Pinkham Medicine Co. (ccnfidentiaD Lynn
letter win be opened, read and answered by "
In strict confidence
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1916-11-10

The man who is determined to make
a fool of himself has many opportuni-
ties thrust upon him.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1916-11-10

Lace was known In Venice at ar
early period, and was not unknown Il
the Greeks and Romans.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1916-11-10
Unusual Precedence.

There's nothing higher than king
In monarchy"
What Not even an ace2"
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1916-11-10

IawtOn, Okla When began to take Lydia Pinkhams
Vegetable Compound seemed be good nothing easily
and had headaches much Of the time and irregular took again
before little child was born and did wonderful amount of
good at that time never fail to recommend Lydia Pmkhams
Vegetable Compound to ang because has done much
for me-rs A l. MCCAsLAND 900 Have St, Iawton, Okla
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1916-11-10
un.to.nate DIAGNOSIS.

what did the doctor say?" "He
felt of Jones' purse and said there was
no hope."-Dallas News.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1916-11-10

DR.. Pierce's Favorite Prescription makes
weak women strong, sick women well, no
alcohol. Sold in tablets or hquid.--Adv.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1916-11-10
Sure He Had.

"Have you ever longed to fyT
Certainly, I'm married, the same as
you."-New Haven Journal
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1916-11-10

'How did you know the play would
be bowling SUGGEST"
Because we tried it on the dog"
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1916-11-10

1t often happens that man is alb
Sent-minded when his wife is away.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1916-11-10
Tealtk for
Sick Women
For Forty Years Lydia E. Pinkham's
Vegetable Compound Has Been
Woman's Most Reliable Medicine
Here is More Proof.

To who suffering from form of
woman's special Ills and have constant fear of breaking
down. the three following letters ought to bring hope:
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1916-11-10

His satanic majesty doesn't waste
much of his time on busy man.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1916-11-10

If you bet s1s and lose it's unlucky.
The American Jewish world. [volume] (Minneapolis ;) 1915-current, 1916-06-30
TEMPLE OF AARON CORNERSTONE
LAID,
LAID.

Before an interested audience of sew
eral hundred people, the laying of the cor
nerstonc of the Temple of Aaron was sue
cessfully celebrated Sunday afternoon
June %. Nearly two thousand dollars was
received through sale Of honors and dona
tions. The opening address was made by
Rabbi A. H. Kahn, rabbi of the congrega-
ton. "This new conservative congrega-
tion,' he said, "was the first one to be or
gained in St. Paul. Its location in the
Hill district will serve to satisfy the
spiritual needs Of rapidly growing Jew
ish community in most beautiful section
of the city. The purpose of this synagogue
is to perpetuate TRADITIONAL historical Juda-
ism to keep our children from drifting
away from the eternal tenets of our an
cestral religion. We desire to instill in
young hearts a love for the ancient people
and an appreciation of the great historical
achievements of our people in the past and
the great possibilities Of carving on it's
ideals and perfecting them in this land Of
The American Jewish world. [volume] (Minneapolis ;) 1915-current, 1916-06-30
June 30, 1916.
LOCAL NEWS

Mrs. Ambrose Guterman entertained
at luncheon Thursday, June goth, in
honor of the visiting girls, at the ST.
Paul Hotel
Miss Ernestine Simmer, Summit ave-
nue., entertained at luncheon Wednesday
afternoon, June 2Sth.
Miss Helen Goodkind entertained at
luncheon in honor of Miss Ruth Deutsch,
Tuesday, June 9th, at her home, on
Heather Place.
The Misses Rebecca and Eva Levy of
Wells, Minnesota, entertained a number
of their friends at a house party at their
home last week. The St. Paul guests
were Misses Lee Fink and Leah Kauf-
man, and Messrs. Maurice Seratan, Abe
Rirnberg and Jesse B. Ca,menson. 9th
ers in the party were, Louis Salet of
Mankato, Alex Bloom of Medicine Lake,
and Mr.. S. Lasker of FairmOnt.
Mr.. and Mrs. Herman Weiss and fam
lily, Lincoln avenue, left June 30th for
a few weeks visit at Forest Lake.
Mr.. and Mrs. VIM. Marks and family
have removed from $40 Laurel avenue
to 1851 Selby avenue.