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The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1916-10-05
FIVE MINUTES! NO
GAS, INDIGESTION
OR ACID STOMACH
Instant relief from sourness, heart
burn, headache, dys-
pepsia.
"Papes Diapepsin" is quickest and
surest stomach relief
known.

Why not get some now-this mo-
ment, and forever rid yourself of
stomach trouble and indigestion? A
dieted stomach gets the blues and
grumbles. Give it a good eat, then
take Pape's Diapepsin to. start the
digestive juices working. There will
be no dyspepsia or belching of gas or
eructations of undigested food; no
feeling like lump of lead in the
stomach or heartburn, sick headache
and dizziness, and your food will not
ferment and poison your breath with
nauseous doors.
Pape's Diapepsin costs only so cents
for large case at any drug store
here. and will relieve the most obsti-
nate case of indigestion and upset
stomach in five minutes.
There is nothing else better to take
gas from the stomach and cleanse the
stomach and intestines, and, besides,
one single dose viii digest and pre-
pare for assimilation into the blood
all your food the same as a sound.
healthy stomach would do It
When Diapepsin works, your stom-
ach rests-gets itself in order, cleans
up-and then you feel like eating
when you come to the table, and what
you eat will do you good
Absolute relief from all stomach
misery is waiting for you as soon as
you decide to take a little Diapepsin.
Tell your druggist that you want
Pape's Diapepsin, because you want to
become thoroughly cured this time.
Remember, If your stomach feels
out-of-order and uncomfortable now
you can get relief in five minutes
Adv.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1916-10-05
TO EXAMINE ABLE
BODIED SEAiMnI II

H. o. Luderus, of Mobile, in charge
of the steamboat inspecting service
for this district, will be here to-
day for the purpose q certifcating
any able-bodied seamen who may of
fer for the examination. Capt. Luz
derus will be at the custom house, at
which place the examinations will be
held.
Under the LaFollette law, covering
the manning of American vessels,
forty per cent of the crew will have
to be certified men before the vessel
will be allowed clearance papers.
Able-bodied seamen have been scarce
in the past, and schooners have really
been held up following their compile
ton of cargo, awaiting the obtaining
of certified men to cover the law.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1916-10-05
TERSELY TOLD.

G. Fl. Read, of Jacksonville. was
among the guests Of the San Carlos
Wednesday.
I. ]. Rowell, of Port st. Joe, was
among the visitors spending Wednes-
day in the city.
Among the visitors in the Deep
Water City Wednesday was w. w.
Fox, of Mobile.
A. V. Dunwoody left Wednesday
night for Laurel, Miss, where he
goes on business.
Geo. w. Ward, of DeFuniak, was
among the guests of the San Carlos
Wednesday. He WAC here on bust
ness.
ger agent of the "Big Four Route"
with headquarters in Atlanta, was
among the visitors in Pensacola We'd
nesday.
John w. Wood, travelling freight
agent of the Norfolk & Western
hallway, of Birmingham, was in the
city, on business connected with his
road Wednesday.
Edwin Fitzgerald, commercial
agent of the Norfolk & Western
Railway, with headquarters in Bir-
mingham, spent Wednesday in PEN
sacola on business.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1916-10-05

you right up and make you feel fine
and vigorous by morning / want you
to go back to the store and get your
money. Dodson's Liver Tone Is de-
stroying the sale of calomel because
it is real liver medicine; entirely
vegetable; therefore it can not salt
vate or make you sick.
/ guarantee that one spoonful of
Dodson's Liver Tone will put your
sluggish liver to work and clean your
bowels of that sour bile and consti-
pated waste which is clogging your
system and making you feel miser-
able. / guarantee that a bottle of
Dodson's Liver Tone will keep your
entire family feeling fine for months
Give it to your children. 1t is harm
less; doesn't grippe and they like its
pleasant taste.-Adv.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1916-10-05
B|L|OUS2 CALOMEL S|CKENS!
CLEAN LIVER AND BOWELS MY WAY
CONSTIPATED. SLUGGISH,
HEADACHY, TAKE A SPOONFUL .DODSONS LIVER TONE"

Listen TO me Take no more sick
ening, salivating calomel when bilious
or constipated. Don't lose a days
work
Calomel is mercury or quicksilver
which causes necrosis of the bones.
Calomel, when it comes into contact
with sour bile crashes into it, break
ing it up. This is when yor feel that
awful nausea and cramping. If you
are sluggish and "all knocked out, .
if your liver is torpid and bowels con-
stipated or you have headache, dizzi-
ness, coated tongue, if breath is bad
or stomach sour just take a spoonful
of harmless Dodson's Liver Tone.
Here's my guarantee-Go to any
drug store and get so cent bottle OF
Dodson's Liver Tone. Take a spoon
full tonight and if it doesn't straighter
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1916-10-05
ADVERTISE PENSACOLA IN
RAILROAD BULLETIN

Pensacola receives some prominent
advertising in recent issue of The
Passenger Bulletin, monthly maya
zine published by the L. & N. rail-
road. On the front cover is a pho
tograph of the city ticket Office of the
road, and short account of the off
GERS here. The publication has cir
culation over the entire route of the
road, and is exchanged with practi-
cally every other railway company.
In this manner it is carried over a
considerable part of the United
States.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1916-10-05
CUT THIS QUIT is WORTH
MONEY

DON'T MISS THIS. Cut out this
slip, enclose with SC and mail it to
Foley & Co., Chicago, H., writing
your name and address clearly. You
will receive in return trial package
containing Foley's Honey and Tar
Compound, for bronchial coughs, colds
and Group; Foley Kidney Pills, for
lame back, weak kidneys, rheumatism,
bladder troubles, and Foley Cat5artic
Tablets, wholesome and thoroughly
cleansing cathartic for constipation,
biliousness, headache and sluggish
bowels. D'Alemberte's Pharmacy
Adv.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1916-10-05
Why Not Discuss the Business Aspect
OF the Change from the Present
to the New Charter

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E. Preston nyR
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satisfaction
Of
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COMMISSION GOVERNMENT liberties
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The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1916-10-05
CHAMBER OF COM.
DIRECTORS MEET

A meeting of the board of direc-
tors of the chamber of commerce is
called for this afternoon at $3.50
o'clock in the offices in the Brent
building.
All of the members of the board
are urged to be present.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1916-10-05
The Kosine Treatment for
EPILEPSY

can be used with absolute confidence.
It relieves all fear of the attacks which
are 60 frequent in that terrible disease.
We want every sufferer of Epilepsy to
give the Kosine Treatment a trial. for
the success of the treatment during the
past fifteen years has proved the Kosine
Treatment to be of unusual merit. Call
at our store and get a large bottle for
1850 II. after using. you are not en-
tirely satisfied your money win be re-
funded. Booklet giving complete Diet
ary etc. free on request. CRYSTAL
Adv
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1916-04-04

Ties the other man. AS the years
pass the bankers wife learns her
husbands true character.
Several days later the bankers
daughter rides off through the noun
tains. The miner finds the child
and decides to bring her up in ignOr-
ance OF her real parentage. The
former miner prospers. Using funds
intrusted to his care, the banker is
arrested and sentenced 70 prison.
Later. the former bankers wife IS
sent TO a wealthy home where she
was told a housekeeper was wanted.
In the owner OF the handsome man.
sion she recognizes her first husband.
The convicted banker escapes from
prison and appeals 10 his wife. AS
he leavey he is seized In the strug
gle thai follows he is killed. The
girl never learns the true story of
her life for her foster father mar
ries his housekeeper.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1916-04-04
AT THE COLONIAL.

A Bird OF PREY" tells how in a
little western mining camp a man
works at his claim 10 win riches for
his wife. whom he adOres. The wom-
an is dissatisfied and regards her
husband as an impractical dreamer.
Where the wife is young. attractive
and disconnected the tempter
sooner or later. appears. And he ar
rives in the person OF young east
erner. who comes 10 the mining town
in search OF fortune.
The miner does not know that the
young easterner has paid attentions
TO the wife. In the mining town the
man from the east registers the
CLAIM in his name alone. and sells
it at once 10 tts proprietor OF a
dance hall The a the truth dawns
upon the miner He runs 20 his cabin
to tell his wife the news and finds
her gone A note tells him that she
has left with the other man and in
tends 20 secure a divorce and marry
him.
I'm the east the wife secures a di-
vor0s from her husband Snd mar
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1916-04-04
THEATERS
.NORODY HOME.n

Nobody Home" at the oliver
theater Thursday night Is clever.
It's different. II isn't at all the
machins-made kind Of thing It's
music is all melody. and IL sounds
as though il had been written out
In the woods. with the wild birds
providing the themes instead Of be-
ing hashed up from the left-Overs in
Tin-Pan alley. New York.
It's comedy is refreshingly bright,
sometimes so funny one laughs right
out in meeting. and but rarely
reminiscent OF the shows OF other
days. And the company is good
enough 20 put it over
Percival knight. as a rural Eng
lshman just come over Cbut not the
everyday kind OF stage Englishman) .
provides most Of the fun. being
given most OF the fat lines. lie
gets even more out of them than the
authors put IN. He is more like
Richard earle than any other COM
edian.
The leading lady is a brown hair
ed. large-eyed charmer who sings
i'm an oddly pitched voice. but sings
well for all that. She dances, too.
and recites-actually recites-a serio
comic poem and gets the well-known
tumultuOus applause
Lew Christy. as the Italian hus-
band. gives an original interpreta-
ton OF q much-abused type. and his
scene in the last act, when Percival
Knight does the William Telle with
q shotgun and Stays the canary, is
a clever bit Of burlesque. The dan
cling OF Mr.. Layman and Miss
Chaulsae is excellent, and the show
is. on the whole. clever enough to
deserve a big house.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1916-04-04
AT THE ORPHEVM.

The current bill at the Orpheum
furnishes a variety OF entertainment,
and among the more popular acts
is that OF Kimberly and Arnold. com
edy singing and talking; Rawson and
Claire in a sketch of childhood days,
and Herbert Lloyd and company in
nonsensical production. The new
songs of Kimberly and Arnold are
put over with spirit that pleases
and their patter is bright and orig
inal. Frances Claire plays a child
ish character interestingly and is
given good support by Guy RawsOn.
Lloyds offering is hard to classify.
1t consists OF a little Of everything,
including comedy songs and bur
lesoue on all sorts Of stage attrac-
tons. Hugh Emmett and Ma bel
Jerome offer a ventri1oquial novelty
and Rouble Sims draws crude car
toOns. accompanying same with songs
and Datter.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1916-04-04

NEW YORK. y. Y.-NOt long ago a
man came to ne who was nearly half
century old and asked me to give him
preliminary examination for life insur-
ance. I was astOnished 20 find him with
the blood pressure Of a boy OF 20 and as
full OF vigOr vim and vitality as young
man: in fact a young man ne really was
Notwithstanding his age. The secret ne
said was taking trOn-nuEated iron had
filled him with renewed life. At 80 be
was In bad health at 40 carewOrn and
nearly all in. Now at % a miracle OF VI
tality and his face beaming with the
buOyancg Of youth As / have said
OF all strength builders. II people would
only throw away patent medicines and
nauseOus connections and take simple
nuxated iron. I am convinced that the
saved who now die every year rom
pneumonia. grippe. consumption kidney,
liver and heart trouble, etc. The real and
true cause which started their diseases
was nothing more nor less than q weak
ened condition brought on 10y lack OF
iron in the blood Iron Is absolutely
necessary 10 enable your blood 20 change
food into living tissue. Without IT, no
no matter how much OF what you eat
your food merely passes through you,
without doing you any good. You don't
get the strength out OF IL and a con-
sequence you become weak. pale and
sickly looking just like a plant trying 10
grow in a soil deficient in iron. II you
are not strong or vel you owe II 10
yourself 10 make the following test See
how long you can work or how FAR you
can walk. without becoming tired. Next
take two five-grain tablets OF ordinary
nuXated iron three times per day after
meals for two weeks Then test your
strength again and see for yourself how
much YOU have gained. j have seen dOz-
ems OF 1eryoua rundown peQple who
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1916-04-04

were ailing an the while double their
strength and endurance and entirely get
rid Of all symptoms Of dyspepsia, liver
and other troubles in from ten 10 four
teen DAYS time simply by taking iron in
the proper form. And this after UDey
had in some cases been dOctOr1ng Tor
months without obtaining any benefit. But
don't take the old forms Of reduced iron,
iron acetate or tincture Of iron simply 10
save few cents. You must take iron
In a form that can be easily absorbed
and assimilated like nuxated iron II
you want IL 10 do you any good. other
wise IL may prove worse than useless
Many an athlete OF prizefighter has won
the day simply because he knew the Sc
cret of great strength and endurance and
filled his blood with iron before he went
into the affray, while many another has
gone down 10 ingloriOus defeat simply
for the lack or iron.-E. Sauer, VI. ID.
NOTE-Nuxated Iron. recommended
above by DR.. SAFER j. not a patent medi-
cine nor secret remedy. but one which
Is well known 10 druggists and whose
iron constituents are widely prescribed
by eminent physicians everywhere In
Ike the older inorganic iron products, IL
is easily assimilated. does not in1ure the
teeth. make them black, nor upset the
stomach; on the contrary. fl + a most
potent remedy. In nearly al forms OF In
digestion, as well as for nervous. run
down conditions. The manufacturers have
such great confidence In NuNated Iron
that they offer 20 forfeit $4,000 70 any
charitable institution n they cannot take
any man or woman under 60 who lacks
iron and increase their strength 200 per
cent or over In four weeks time, prOvid-
ed they have no serious organic trouble.
They also offer 70 refund your money n
II does not AT least double your strength
and endurance I'm ten days time. IL Is
dispensed in this city by Wettlck Orig
inal Cut Rate Drug Store sA6 ~ other
druggists.-AdYt.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1916-04-04
An Easy Way to
Increase Weight
Good Advice for Thin Folks

The trouble with most thin folks
who wish To gain weight is that they
insist on drugging their stomach or
stuffing 1T with greasy foods. rub
hing on useless flesh creams" or
following some foolish physical cul-
ture stunt. while the real cause Of
thinness goes untouched. You can
not get fat until your digestive tract
assimilates the food you eat.
There is a preparation known TO
reliable druggists almost everywhere
which seemingly embodies the miss
ing elements needed by the diges-
tive organs 10 help them convert
food into rich fat-laden blood This
modern treatment is called Sargol
and has been termed the greatest OF
flesh builders. SargOl aims through
regenerative. re-construCtiVe powers
90 coax the stomach and intestines
TO literally soak up the fattering ele-
mentS of your food and pass them
into the blood. where they are car
ried 10 the starved. brOken-dOwn
cells and tissues of your body. You
can readily picture what result this
amazing transformation should pro-
duce as with increased weight the
checks fill out. hollOws about neck.
shoulders and bust disappear and
from 10 To- 20 pounds of solid.
healthy fles. is added 10 the body.
Sarcol is absolutely harmless. mex
pensive. efficient Wettick's Orig
inal cut Rate Medicine Store and
other leading druggists OF this vic,n-
ity have II and viii refund your mon
~ IN YOU are not satisfied. as per
the guarantee found in every pack
age.
NOTE --Sargol is recommended
only as a flesh builder and while eN-
cellent results in cases OF nervous
Indigestion etc. have been reported
care should DO taken about using il
unless a gain OF weight is desired
Advt.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1916-04-04
Alkali Makes Soap
Bad For Washing Hair

Most soaps and prepared sham
pOOs contain too much alkali. which
IS very injurious. as il dries the scalp
md makes the hair brittle
The best thing 20 use is just plain
mulsified cOcOanuJ oil. for this is
pure and entirely greaseless. It's
very cheap. and beats the most eX-
pensive soaps or anything else all TO
pieces You can get this at any drug
store. and few ounces will last the
whole family for months.
Simply Inoisten the hair with wa
ter and rub t. in. about a tenspOonful
Is All that IS required II makes an
abundance OF rich. creamy lather,
cleanses thoroJ ghiy and rinses out
easily. The hair dries quickly and
evenly and Is soft. fresh loOKing.
bright. fluffy. wavy and easy TO han
uie Besides il lOOsens and takes
cut every particle OF dust dirt and
dandruff-Advt
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1916-04-04
AL G. FIELDS MINsTREI.s.

Al @. Field and his minstrels are
coming TO the oliver theater next
sunday and Monday -venings. which
will be welcome news to those who
love this style OF amusement. Mr..
Field is a past master in the art OF
entertaining and will. as usual. have
an array OF talented singers and
dancers and the usual minstrel band
and orchestra. which adds greatly 10
the interest Of the performance.
Among the old members OF the COM
pany who have been seen here many
times are Bert Swor, Joe Coffman.
John Healy, Harry skunk. AL Sex
ton. Dennie O'Neill. Joe McCarty,
Billy Doran. John Barry. Charles
Nolan and a number OF others.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1916-04-04
HARRY LAUDER.

Harry Lauder. the famous Scotch
comedian, who will be seen at the
oliver Tuesday. April IL. has a repu-
tatiOn for stinginess. which means
that he is probably possessed OF the
Scotch trait OF thrift. He knows
the value Of money and is equally
well acquainted with the fact that
many things in life are uncertain.
But ne is always ready TO help when
someone is in need. Only recently.
when he appeared as an actor at
benefit performance Of "A Scrape o.
the Pen in London, he was the first
10 start a collection to raise the pro-
ceeds OF the benefit TO 5000 pounds.
Which leads up 10 a story he tells
on himself
After he had become successful
and had gathered to himself suffi-
Client "siller." he decided TO buy an
estate in Scotland and become
laird. which is the height Of most
true Scots am bition. He bought an
old estate at DunOon and assumed
the dignity of a laird. He summon
ed one Of the old tenants and ques-
toned him as TO what the lairds of
Dunoon had been accustomed to do
for their tenantry.
I'VE Will ken. Sandy. Mon" said
Harry, that | weesh 10 follow a
the aUld customs o. the lairds o.
DunoOn. Will We speer TO me o.
these customs2"
That / will and gladly said the
old fellow. First O. a.. it has been
the custom O. the lairds O. Dunoon
tae gle a grand supper tae a the
lads and lassies o. the estate. When
would it please We 10 baud the fairst
one?"
"As you say i'm America" explain
ed Lauder, Il was the goat / gave
the grand supper. but never again
did / ask about old customs"
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1916-04-04
"BlLLY" SUNDAY MEETS
PRESIDENT WILSON
Accompanied by Ma" Evangelist
Has Four Minute Talk With
Executive.

International News Service:
WASHINGTON, April BILLY"
Sunday shook hands with Pres't
Wilson Monday. Accompanied by
Ma" Sunday and % others who
have been taking part in the meet
ings at the tabernacle at Baltimore,
Sunday called at the white house at
noon and talked with the president
for four minutes. The president was
invited 10 attend one of the revival
meetings.
Pres't Wilson told Sunday that re-
ports had come TO him from Tren-
ton. y. J., and Baltimore Of the
good work being done, Gen G. Muir
ray of the Trenton iron works hav-
ing made a personal report TO the
president.
Yes. he's a trail-hitter," Sunday
replied.
Sunday said this afternoon that
he will come to Washington for cam
paign in 1918. if he is wanted
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1916-04-04
Mysterious Pains and Aches
Make Life Hard To Bear For Many
south Pend Women.

Too many women mistake thei-
psine and aches Tor troubles peculiar
10 the sex More often disordered
kidnevs are causing the aching back
uizzy spells. headaches and irregular
urination Kidney weakness becomes
dangerous II neglected. Use time
tried remedy-DOan's Kidne' Pills
Hosts of people testify 10 their merit
Read n South Bend case;
Mrs. Erns3erger. 1142 r. Minor
81 south Rend SAYS Il suffered
from irregular action OF my kidneys
nd at night the kidney secretions
caused much annoyance I felt tired
and WORKOUT and could not eat or
rest we'll I used several boxes OF
Doan's kidney Pills and ] felt well
an over. have enjoyed good health
since
Price soc at all dealers. Don't
simply ask for a kidney remedy-get
Doan's kidney rills-the same that
Mrs EInSperRsr had. Foster Mill
burn Co. Props. Buffalo. y. ADV
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1916-04-04
AT THE AUDITORIUM.

Douglas Fairbanks is appearing
at the Auditorium today in a five
act comedy entitled His Picture in
the Papers" which is said 10 be an
bunch of mishaps and com
plications His Hereafter" a two
reel Keystone comedy, featuring
Charles Murray. is on the same bill.
Tomorrow the distinguished actor
Robert Mantell will be seen in five
reel tragic drama entitled "A Wifes
Sacrifice" telling a powerful story.
Peppo and Gorgone journey 10 Paris.
and under the names OF Hannibal
and Claudia Palmiere. lay fraudulent
claim TO the fortune left by Antonio
Palmiere Pending the adjustment
Of the claim. they find il necessary
to exercise their wits in order TO
live. and they cultivate the friend
ship of Count de Mournay and his
wife Claudia determines 10 ensnare
the wealthy count and Hannibal Is
TO aid her by besmirching the name
Of the countess. The countess dis
covers that she has a half-brother.
Robert Burel. who is the illegitimate
son of her mother. Madame de la
Marche Burel demands money on
the threat Of making known his
identity To the world. When the
countess calls on Burel 10 learn IL
his story is true, she is followed by
Hannibal. who tells the count that
Burel is the lover OF the countess.
Trouble follows. the count divorces
his wife and marries Claudia. but
eventually the guilt Of Claudia anu
Hannibal becomes known and they
pay the penalty for the misery they
have caused. Nerve and Gasoline. ="
a Vim comedy, and the Selig-Tribune
will also be shown.