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The Abbeville press and banner. [volume] (Abbeville, S.C.) 1869-1924, 1916-06-21
Husband In Despair
Sick All Her Life
WIFE HAD CEASED EATING AND
SUFFERED CONTINUALLY.
HAS APPETITE NOW.

Mrs. J. H. Johnson, of No. z,
Charlottee street, Charleston, wife Of
]. R. Johnson, the well known engi-
neer on the Seaboard Air Line Rail-
road, after having received medical
advice in Virginia, North Carolina,
and Tennessee at different intervals
since she was fifteen years Of age to
the effect that she was suffering from
liberated stomach and gall stones,
gives vivid illustration of what
Tanlac is daily accomplishing for
like sufferers.
She had stomach trouble all her
life, was prone to fits of vomiting
and was absolutely lacking in appe-
tite. After taking only two doses
of Tanlac, she declares, she ate the
first food that she had eaten in. six
teen weeks. b..
"I suffered from stomach trouble
all my life," states Mrs. johnson.
"When I was two years old I was
given up by my physicians to die,
and again when I was fifteen years
old. I have had, according to emil
nent medical advice in Virginia,
North Carolina and Tennessee, gall
stones and liberated stomach, and
they finally said an obstruction in my
stomach. On consulting medical
advice in Charleston, I was informed
that it was impossible to state just
what the trouble was.
my most distressing symptom
was vomiting. For sixteen weeks
before I took Tanlac I had been un-
able to retain anything on my stom-
ach-not even medicine or raw eggs.
l was told that I would have died for
lack of nourishment if I had not been
so stout. I weighed 227 pounds
before I took sick, and I have real
ly lived on superfluous flesh for
bodily nourishment. My husband
had given up all hope. One evening
recently remarked how badly and
emaciated I looked. Mr.. johnson
burst out crying, and said, Lucy,
don't say that. Just think! One
month ago I thought I would die. I
had given up all hope, and here you
are nearly WELL =. ..,
'N is true. I have taken a little
over three bottles Of Tanlac. After
taking only two doses-now, don't
laugh; it is a fact-after I had
taken two doses I ate the first food
I had eaten in sixteen weeks. I con-
slider that wonderful indeed. I am
now1eating nearly everything / want.
I have no tvomited since took my
second dose of Tanlac and I am feel
ing much stronger.
."I certainly do recommend Tanlac
for what it has done for me. had
nearly given up hope, and Tanlac
has done what didn't think any
medicine or physician could do. It
is simply wonderful. I cannot say
enough good things about it."
Tanlac, the master medicine, is
sold exclusively by P. B. Speed, Alb
beville; J. H. Bell & Son, Due West;
E. A. Fuller & Co., Mccormick;
Cooley & Speer, Lowndesville. Price
,,o- L lokk1o ok~os-L3 Il,
The Abbeville press and banner. [volume] (Abbeville, S.C.) 1869-1924, 1916-06-21
LONG CANE.

Long Cane, June 1s.-Mr. W. D.
Beauford spent Friday in the city
with Mr.. W. 81. Beauford.
Mr.. and Mrs. Eugene Miller spent
the weekend with Mr.. and Mrs. Lu-
ther Clamp.
Mr.. and Mrs. Earl Stewart. and
children spent Wednesday in Cold
Springs with relatives.
Miss Clara Beauford spent the
weekend with Miss Eva Finley.
Mrs. Pratt spent Saturday with
Mrs. Emma Haddon. :. ......
Misses Linnie, Nina and Viola
Beauford were shopping in the city
Saturday.
Miss Eva Finley entertained a num-
ber of her friends at birthday par
ty Saturday evening, June the sew
enteenth. Ice cream and cake were
served after several games were
played. T..
Mr.. Bob Stevenson and daughters,
Misses Lucille and lone, motored to
the city Saturday.
Mr.. Edd Keller spent a few days
of last week with Mrs. Emma Had
don.
Mrs. w. D. Beauford and daughter
Miss lone, spent Saturday with Mr..
and Mrs. L. F. Finley.
Mr.. J. M. McKellar of the city,
spent Monday night with Mr.. and
Mrs. w. D. Beauford.
The Abbeville press and banner. [volume] (Abbeville, S.C.) 1869-1924, 1916-06-21

Many a good-looking woman isn't
as good as she looks. ...
we happen to be unlucky.
The Abbeville press and banner. [volume] (Abbeville, S.C.) 1869-1924, 1916-06-21
The State of South Carolina,
COUNTY OF ABBEVILLE

Probate Court.
In the Matter of the Estate of Will
liam c. Haddon, Deceased.
Notice to Debtors and Creditors:
All persons indebted to said es-
tate must settle without delay, and
those holding claims against the es-
tate must present them properly at
tested to
THOMAS C. HADDON,
Executor.
Address. Sylacauga, Ala.
The weekly tribune and the Cape County herald. (Cape Girardeau, Mo.) 1914-1918, 1916-05-19
JAYNES RECEIVERS
STOLEN MOTOR BOAT
Find Craft Deserted and Stranded d
on Sand Bar 35 Miles
Down River.

After a cruise Of 80 miles down the
river yesterday morning, Roy Jaynes
and his two companions, Fred Meyers
and Louis Hopp, found the Jaynes
gasoline launch, "Lorine," stranded on
sandbar at Hackers Tow Head, on
the Illinois side of the river. The
launch had been stolen from the Nor
risOn fleet sometime late Tuesday
night.
Mr.. Jaynes and his companions
arrived in the Cape about 6:3O o'clock
yesterday evening after having towed
the launch back 10 this city. They had
set out in pursuit OF the boat in the
launch of Bob Brinkopf's and searched
the banks of the river carefully as
they went down.
Mr.. Jaynes discovered the loss of
his launch yesterday morning when he
went to work on the Morrison sand
boat. He Immediately telegraphed
officers in towns along the river, both
above and below the Cape. The launch
is valued at $3.50
He organized 4 searching party and
set out in Brinkopf's launch about $50
o,olool- Tho,- ccr,,+;p;,oI bo+b bo,,I,c
Of the river with field glasses and in
places directed their craft close to the
shore to find its place of concealment.
About II o'lcock they sighted the
boat. The interior of the launch had
scarcely been disturbed. All the ma
chinery was undisturbed and the boat
was resting much as if it had broken
from its moorings and had been
washed ashore at that place. Both
the tow lines were overheard and
dragging in the water.
c. +. Crews, one of the most expert
enced river men in the Cape, declared
that this is characteristic way in
which river boat thieves operate.
They plan to allow the boat to drift
downstream for a day or two and then
step in as an innocent party to
retrieve it, moor it to the bank in
concealed place.
If the owner follows it and claims
the boat, the man who has moored it
to the bank claims a substantial re.
ward. Ii the owner does not arlesr,
the boat is kept.
The lock with which Mr. JaEes had
fastened his boat to the bank at Nor
rison's had been ssaashed.
The weekly tribune and the Cape County herald. (Cape Girardeau, Mo.) 1914-1918, 1916-05-19
RUNS SPLINTER INTO HAND.
William Jones Suffers Serious Injury
to Right Palm at Planning Mill.

William Jones, stock-keeper at the
Union Lumber & Manufacturing Com
pany, yesterday suffered serious in
jury to his right hand when he ran a
large splinter into his palm.
He was taking out some lumber for
job of window sashes when the acci-
dent occurred. The large wooden
splinter buried itself so deeply in his
hand that it was impossible to with
draw it. In getting his hand free from
the board to which the splinter was
attached, the wood was broken off
deep in the wound.
When Jones was taken to a doctor
the wood could not be reached with a
pair Of tweezers and it was necessary
to cut into the flesh before it could be
nemeEed fpom his palm. Jones lives
on South Paeifc street.
The weekly tribune and the Cape County herald. (Cape Girardeau, Mo.) 1914-1918, 1916-05-19

The annual picnic of the German
American Alliance will be held at the
Old Fairgrounds, on Bloomfield road,
or a Sunday in June, the date to be
set by special picnic committee and
the executive committee, who We're
authorized to make all arrangements
for the affair
This committee will hold meeting
Tuesday night in Charles Hits barber
shop when the men will start their
work. Many State candidates for Office
in the August primary election are
expected to attend the picnic to adj
dress the crowd. Arrangements for
the entertainment of the visitors and
the members of the organizations will
be made by the committee in charge.
The picnic will be well advertised
by the Alliance in all parts Of Cape
County and Scott County, so that
farmers for miles around are expected
to come to the picnic grounds, as well
as hundreds of Cape people.
A reception committee was named
last night by President Blattner to
serve at the picnic and aid the officers
in entertaining the Alliances guests.
The members of this committee are as
follows: Mayor Kage, H. W. Bridges,
George H. Meyer, Bill Kendall, Jack
Doyle, Harry Alexander, Ed Frenzel,
A. A. Vogel, Charles Overstolz, Max
Koeck, James P. Whiteside, Charles
Blattner, Louis Blattner, Sen. Thomas
F. Lane, Joseph Haas, Anton Haas,
C. C, Oliver, Angelo Dempsey, Judge
Jake Keller, Judge William Paar,
Henry Pulls, G. b. Gross, Frank c.
Rub, Caspar Sander, Charles Hit, DR..
The weekly tribune and the Cape County herald. (Cape Girardeau, Mo.) 1914-1918, 1916-05-19
DR.. G. B. SCHULZ
WILL Wed NURSE,
ST. LOUIS HEARS
Well-knOwn Surgeon Is Re-
ported Engaged to Miss
Alice knight.
is ROMANCE OF CAPE
AND BUT 60 DAYS OLD
Young Woman Is Pretty and
AccOmplished-He Is Rich
and Prominent.

DR.. G. B. Schulz, the well-known
Cape physician and surgeon. and Miss
Alice Knight OF St. Louis, a trained
nurse who recently spent several
weeks in this city at St. Francis hos
pital. are reported to be engaged to be
mar1ed, according to a message
received from St. Louis last night.
The engagement was made known
by some of Miss Knights relatives in
St. Louis yesterday and it was said at
that time that the wedding will take
place sometime in the fall. The exact
date has not been determined.
Dr.. Schulz was nOn-ocmmittal last
night when asked of the engagement,
and refused to affirm or deny the
report.
Miss Knight, who is pretty and at
tractive, is considered the best surgi-
cal nurse in this part Of the country
She came to the Cape about two
months ago to nurse Mrs. Max J.
kOeck at time when the latter had
an operation performed at St. Francis
hospital.
She was accompanied here by spe-
cialist who performed the operation.
She remained in this city for a month
nursing Mrs Koeck back to health.
While on duty at St. Francis hos
pital, Miss Knight was introduced to
DR.. Schulz, who fell in love with her.
The couple were seen together a great
deal thereafter and on many mornings
and afternoons, when their duties per-
mitted them time for recreation. Dr.
Schulz motored virtually all over the
County with Miss Knight.
They were seen at many private
social functions together and their
friends in the Cape who learned of the
engagement last night, believe they
became engaged to be married before
Miss Knight rturned to st. Louis
about month ago.
1t is said that DR.. Schulz induced
her to remain in the Cape few days
longer than she at first had planned
after her duties had been performed
in nursing Mrs. Koeck.
She is but 26 years old, and when
she was 23 she was the superinten-
dent of nurses in St. Johns hospital,
ST. Louis, one Of the most responsible
women's positions in that profession.
DR.. Schulz is well known in a public
way as we'll as Il physician and sur
geon. He is wealthy and on several
occasions has been mentioned for
Mayor of this city. He formerly was
q member of the Board OF Education,
and likewise has been mentioned for
Councilman in his ward. He never
would accept a nomination for the
position.
He now is president of the Cape
County Medical Association and took
an active part in entertaining the
doctors who visited the Cape at the
time of the Southeast Missouri Medi-
cal Association held its convention
here.
The weekly tribune and the Cape County herald. (Cape Girardeau, Mo.) 1914-1918, 1916-05-19

J. C. Vorbeck and Judge Edward D.
Hays.
Previous to disposing of the picnic
proposition, the Alliance voted to have
the executive committee, together with
Charles Hit and Louis Ripping inves-
tigate proposition to lease the Old
Fairgrounds for the purpose of put
ting in a summer resort garden thee.
An insurance feature Of the organi-
zation also was turned over to COM
mittee composed Of D. Il. Harper and
NJ. w. Gladish for investigation and
to report at the next meeting.
The weekly tribune and the Cape County herald. (Cape Girardeau, Mo.) 1914-1918, 1916-05-19
Louis Ripping Gets Sweeping
Majority for Vice Presi-
dents Place.
PICNIC PLANS PUT
UP TO A COMMITTEE
Affair Will Attract Thousands and
Will be Held on a Sunday
in June.


president Of the German-American
Alliance last night by vote of four
to one over his opponent at the annual
meeting in Haas hall when all officers
for the ensuing year were named and
plans for the June picnic were dis
cuSsed.
Mr.. Blattner has been president
during the last year and some of the
most signal successes Of the organi-
zatior in Cape County have been
attained under his administration.
Louis Ripping, the well-known Cape
Girardeauan, was chosen vice-presi-
dent by an overwhelming majority.
When the ballots for secretary were
counted, Charles Hit had the largest
number and after he had been declared
elected, he announced his resignation
on account of pressing duties which,
he said, made it impossible for him to
serve.
A. A. Wibbenmeyer thereupon was
unanimously elected secretary of the
organization.
The results Of the election for all
officials are as follows:
The weekly tribune and the Cape County herald. (Cape Girardeau, Mo.) 1914-1918, 1916-05-19
Special dispatch to The Tribune.

Special dlSpatch 10 Inc 1flDune.
San Antonio, Tex, May II. - The
rescue of Jesse Deemer and Monroe
Payne is told in the official dispatches
from interior, creating rejoicing. The
bandits were hard pressed and left the
prisoners with ranchers, telling them
to kill the Ameicans if the U. S. SOL
diers appeared. The ranchers were
friendly and did not harm the two
Americans.
Col. Langhorne reported he had not
seen Carranza soldier and that the
natives were friendly. Gen. Funston
tonight announced that the Laredo
military district would be under Gen.
Mann, and the Eagles Pass district in
command of Gen. Greene.
The weekly tribune and the Cape County herald. (Cape Girardeau, Mo.) 1914-1918, 1916-05-19
Special Dispatch to The Tribune.

Paris, May II. - Thirty-three air
engagements were fought today, in
which the newly formed French
American squadron took part. Three
German machines were brought down,
according to the official report from
the front.
In the region of Verdun great ar
tillery activity is reported in the sec
tions of Avocourt, Hill 304, Douau-
mont and Vaux. Nothing important
is reported from the rest of the front.
The weekly tribune and the Cape County herald. (Cape Girardeau, Mo.) 1914-1918, 1916-05-19

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The weekly tribune and the Cape County herald. (Cape Girardeau, Mo.) 1914-1918, 1916-05-19
MEXICANS SETS Two
AMERICANS LOOSE .
Pursued by Langhorne, Bandits
Turn U. S. Soldiers over to
Farmers, who Spare them.

Special Dispatch to The Tribune.
Washington, May l.. - President
Wilson replied to the Pope's peace
note today, expressing his hope that
the war could soon be brought to a
conclusion.
The weekly tribune and the Cape County herald. (Cape Girardeau, Mo.) 1914-1918, 1916-05-19

Special Dispatch to The Tribune
London, May 1.-THE British Ad-
miralty announces that the British
monitor $50, small vessel, has been
destroyed by the Turkish batteries.
The weekly tribune and the Cape County herald. (Cape Girardeau, Mo.) 1914-1918, 1916-05-19

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The weekly tribune and the Cape County herald. (Cape Girardeau, Mo.) 1914-1918, 1916-05-19

THE TRIBUNE'S CIRcULA-
TON IS THE LARGEST IN
CAPE GIRARDEAU. ::
The weekly tribune and the Cape County herald. (Cape Girardeau, Mo.) 1914-1918, 1916-05-19

Montpelier, VT, May Il. - Justice
Hughes of the United States Supreme
Court had lead Of about two to one
over former President Roosevelt in the
Republican presidential primaries yes
Washington Journal., 1916-10-20
feline cite 0oee trebTig gonge, fpOmit
i'd perbleips Sbne Sbrn Iietuer
pbiIipp Souerompfer.
Sic 3ufuuft %olcns.
Cine nene Seleudltuno Der puInii6en
Grnge.

Sine meme gelendltnn1 Der pplnilden
Grnge.
Mus Berlin fpirb rom 81. SuIi
beri9tet; Der ebemaIige 8otl9after
@raf Monts duBerte ii4 ouf 8erans
lalIung rpoInii9er germanopbiler
patrioten" i'm 80. g." iiber bic poll
nif9e Troge. Die S9pierigteit Oes
probIems erbeIIe i6On aus Der Sat
fade, bob i'm gesenpGrtigen &rieg
polen gesen poIen nit gIei&er 9inz
gebun9 tdmpfen unO einfIubrei4e
RreiIe aongreBpolens ibre Orientiez
rung INNER nod dn9itli4 nod pc
tersburg ri9ten. Gs lei besboIb los
gii9 unb biIIig, eoB Die Sie9er in
eriter 2inie auf ibre eigenen Sn@
tereIIen unb ibre Si4srung beba4t
Ieien. Sir 0eutf9lanb tomme wobl
nur cine 8erbinbung in ~loieiter Jorm
in 6rage, etpa cine perfonalunion
ooer elm S9uBItaatberbGItnis, unb
Oeiterrei4 perOe man au4 ni4t 5u<
muten tOnnen, nod einem berartigen
Rriege etipa nod @alioien ab5utreten,
I'm ben polniI9en Ginbeitstraum gu
f0rbern. DAP 9eutf9lanb feline
poIni59en gr~oDinoen pofen, 8rOm-
berg unb Marienperber gu biefem
3pede bergebs, fei ausgei9loiien.
Na9bem bic Yolen lange 3eit ibre
3utunftsboffnungen auf ein allpolz
ni19es 9ei1 unter benz S9uBe RuB<
lambs bauten, follen fie nun Oerfus
9en, unter benz SGube un0 Der
Sibrung Der 3entralmd9te gu bies
fem 3iele gu selangen unb ii3 babel
ni9t in 1topien Derlieren, fonoern
i'm 8erei9 oes M0gli9en bleiben.
,No9 Der militGriI9en Si9erung
bes 2onbes pirb Dor allen an Die
SeiIuns Der Rriessf4GOen 9eran3us
trsten iein, babei pirO mon Der Mit<
bilfe Der bon ben 8erbiinoeten ein@
ge1eBten Acknowledgements ni9t
entraten t0nnen, S9ule, @eridt.
SerIpalIuH9 JULIEN HullpHuI uuS9e>
bout unb bomIt Der 8au zines mo,
bernen, outonomen Stantspeisns
aufgeri9tet per6en. Norerf feblen
bu3u aber bic Mitorbeiter, ba Die
2uf1en betonntli9 bic Polen BON
ieber itaatliben unb tpmmunalen 8e=
tdtigung fernbieIten. Die perbins
beten Md4te perben bic Tibrung =
i9 gebrau9e abfi@tIi4 ni4t bas
Wort 9errf4aft = Biz ouf peiteres
be6oGten miiffen. Sc f4nsfIer ii9
bic polen in bic neuen 8erbdltnilie,
in bos mitteleuropGiI4e Spftem elm
leben. ie eber nirb es mOgli4 iein,
i6nen cine INNER peitere Autonomie
gu gefpGbren. biz iie etnit auf eigenen
5iiBen iteben t0nnen. Cine iofortige
Grleoigung Der polnif4en 5rage
pGre ni9t muir aus materiellen
@riinben unmOglt9, lie pdre aud
Der @ipfel politiI6er untlugbeit-"
Washington Journal., 1916-10-20
Die Grid6pfnng Ses ierbiideu
SeereS.

GO. !Selfep i4reibt i'm Barrier
.Sournal" aus Saloniti: sd t0nnte
in Dos &onaert, peldes i9 i4on 10
oft in fran3Oiif@en 3eitunsen GEE
bort babe, einitimmen unO beri4ten,
baB bic @erbsn bereit iinO, nit unz
pioeritebli9em @Ian ii4 auf Die
8uIgaren gu i%tiirasn. 4ber i'd mill
lieber bic Wabrbeit iagen. SD babe
bic Serben geieben. cine 9an5e 9iz
oiIion, bic an Die Gront sog. @es
p06nIi9 iingen iie auf benz Marf4,
ieBt iinsen lie ni9h lansiam nnb
l9peigenD 3ieben iie rabtn, nit gez
ienttem Ropf, autOmatii4 pie in
ibr S9idfal ersebene 3iere, bic nur
in 8spegung bleiben, neil iie gu
miibe linb. INN 9alt gu maiden.
9dufig l0ite fi9 cine &ei9e auf unb
bic Mdnner IieBen ii4 auf Die Grbe
fallen; unter allen 8Gumcn lagen tie
6erum. Menn mir an ben @ren5en
i6res 8aterlonbes tdmpfen, per0en
tie ii9erli4 ni4t auriiditeben; ipenn
le Monoitir ooer @epgbelt ieben,
perben iie fingenb borpGrts ftirs
men. @ber man muB fi6 tlar ma=
den. bob Dieie 3eute an Der 9ren3e
ibrer 2eiftungsfdbigteit angelansr
Iinb. @enn au4 feline @pioemiea
mebr unter ibnen berri4en, finb ibre
&rdfte bod bur9 Die ausgetanbenen
2eiben untergraben. Sic t0nnen
tdmpfen, nber ss iinb feline Srups
pen. benen man gu grpbe @nltreHz
sungen aumuten barf; ouBerbem fem
men fie bic Met6oben bes mobernen
Samples ni9t. S9on sic Mus>
riituns madt iie f4perfdllig; fie
trasen ben Sornifter mie cine 2ait.
Der 9elm briidt iie, ebenio bic Site
fel. Set GINGER 3eit iinb lie sez
impft norben; iebe Smpfung f4nd9t
iie. Mit einem Mort, oieie Sruppen
wer6en iider fire pfli9t unb mebr
als bas tun; aber mir miiifen uns
tlar tperben. baB lire &rdfte ni9t
unerf90pfli4 iinb, uno oaB bic Orr
NEE muir tpertboll fir uns iein pirb,
penn mir ibre @erpenoung bef4rdnz
fen f0nnen."
Washington Journal., 1916-10-20

Cine ii # ige @tqui@
fitipn. &unterbuntes Srei6en in
einem groben Jamilienoimmer. 3ruei
ftattli4e S04ter iiben ii4 i'm Sting
fompfe. 5rau beg 9aufes iiBt am
Rtopier, fiirdterlid iingeno, gro<
Ber Sunb beult ba3u. Mebrere &ttt>
Ser fanaen pergniist UNI Elm eben
Idrmenbes @rammopbon. Gin &na>
be I9ieBt nit einem 8olaengemebre
nod Der S9eibs. 3nei iunge Mdns
rer fe9ten nit &apieren. Sin &ffe
5pieit nit Der 9Ormuf9el bes Seles
pbons.
Sauspater Unit ftupiOer 3eiisna=
tion our IteIeIu9enben. febr berben
Mogb): 90 9ebt es alfo BET uns
INNER gu. Wollen Sic nun benno@
Bel uns eintreten?
0ienFmagb: g(ber ia, %gndoiser
6err! Sd babe ia f9on einmal in
einem Srrenbauie gebient.
Washington Journal., 1916-10-20

ser 8srufspe9sl. o.:
,@as treibit bu iest in bieien 3eis
tcn?"
g.: sd bose ben Qr9itettenbe-
ruff aufgsitedt unO bin MObslRdnolsr
.geiDorben".
81: .Gebt benn Oieies GeIddft2N
s.: .Sli9t libel; Biz ,eBt lit es mir
peni9itens %gelun9en, meme eigenen
M0bel gu pertaufen".
@i9t G6nGi9. o.: rSisr
bos Bib oes GeloperIeibers 9orpas
son; lift es ni9t dbnli6?"
g.: ,Ni9t gong; er bat beioe 9dn<
be in zen ei9enen Sal4en. tpdbreno
CT op9 bic re9te 9anb in Der ga
I9e feines 8unoen boben fonte".
Washington Journal., 1916-10-20

= Ssbr gut. 8unoe; Isle
lasten mir bod, oie Mauiefole lei
eiue groBartige Ronlruttion uno obs
iolut 3uberIdKig. Dos 1T teinesfuas
pabr, oenn es but ii4 inner6olb oht
Sasen ou9 ni4t cine Mous in Der
Sale %gefnngen".
@ertdufer: rSSu, Iieber 9err. oann
tougen pobrI9einli4 S5re Mduie
ni9ts".
@9Gou. Die tleine Guu:
n@robpopa. linb anodpiirlte i9iper
gu perbouen?"
GroBpapa: rWis tommit Du oenn
borouf mein Giab?"
Die tIeine @ao: nDeil Du mid
gar ni9t toften laBt".
Washington Journal., 1916-10-20

= nnperbefferIi9. &i@>
ter (5u einem i4on pielfa4 porbe>
itraften Miloerer): .Sie linb gu eiz
mem Monat 9efdn9nis Derurteilt,
BADEN sic mott etpas gu bemerten9"
Mngetlaster: sMenn i'd bitten
oiirfte, !9err Hidter, mO9te i'd Die
Strafe nGbreno Der S9on5eit abz
iisen".
= @as an5crs. nYfut, Obi.
iuns rauAit 9u fir gemetns 3isaretz
ten!"
.Nber erlaub' NAL, &ubi, Die Sorte
fibrt Baron b. 5obatcp".
.Sa, Der Fat aber audi elm fiber
mes @tui".
Washington Journal., 1916-10-20
Cute Mustunft. So@=

= Cute Musfunft. So9z
ter: npapa, mas 1T sisentIi4 cine
MesaGiance?"
papa: .Gine Mssaliunce 1T. =
1T - tit - tpenn ser Gohn zines
Gierbrauers bic SCOOTER zines Miz
neralnaKer : Tabritanten beiratet'.
SIN Bureau. nWie MAIDEN
Sic es nur, Serr &ollese, boB Sic
BEL benz tiiblen Metter INNER TO
bibi9e, parme 9dnbe babeng"
Song einfa9, i'd ieBe mid oranf1.
= Oaber. H.: rJreut mid.
sic gu feben! @sben Sic aber tpohl
ous!"
g.: nSa, msin @rat 1T frant!"
Washington Journal., 1916-10-20

= . beutf9e SoIbat in
Ser e ii 9 E. Hentier: n@iRen Sic
pielei9t, Minna, mo bas @tud
Durft bingetommen 1T. Dos getern
pom Mbenbbrot iibrig sebIieben ift9"
Minna: sd psif ni4t. Mibte
lie pie1ei9t Der 9unb beimli4 gefreis
len boben?"
Gentier: .llno meme 3ebnpfennige
aiqarren9 SoGte bic otelei9t au4
Der 9uno beimli@ gerau4t 9oben?"
Washington Journal., 1916-10-20

- gun 8 ser 9ebung
Ser Experimentation in Der S9peiS
bat ft9 in Bern Elm &omitee gebilbet
our Organization elmer p~uppentcnz
turren3 i'm 2aufe bes tommenoen
Monots Ottober. Oas Grsebnis Der
8sranitaltung miro gum @oble bes
Ginoerihubes pernepNet.
Washington Journal., 1916-10-20

-aOsif@e SOGserung. a.:
.Gie miifen pObl piel unannebmli9>
teiten buben psgn Der rotten Noie,
9err S0riter?"
g.: nNa, neiter net; nur boB q
ieoer BON mir an pfropfenoieber gu
leiben baben m~4t
Washington Journal., 1916-10-20

Gin 5noertd{ftger
MG9ter. Sin Nontier bat ii4 in
elmer 5iemIi9 eiRTamen @egeno cine
@iuo setouft. Oa ibm bic Geseno
etpos unfi9er erIdeint, nimmt er fi4
tinen @G6ter fir bic @iGa. Gi>
mes Soses trifFt er eineu 8uuern
uno frGgt ibn. Oh Oenn ou9 Der
Dd9ter Elm Monn lei, ouf ben man
IiG DerIoFen fam. = nOrs moon
IL, ertpiOert Der 25ouer, rba e'I9iebt
Sbnd mir; Der is init ale DEB unO
@iloerer per Ou!"
Gin S6Iaumeter. Raufs
mann (por Dem 2aOen iteBeno): ~gits
te, ioGbreno bes 2uOenI9lufes bari
i1 I'm teinen Breis etipds Derfoufen!"
&unoe: rNun, iG tpiiroe ia I4liebs
li9 oI9 etpos g-otis a%nnebmen".