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TaÌˆgliches Cincinnatier volksblatt. [volume] (Cincinnati [Ohio]) 1885-1919, 1916-09-25
Frui.iiOr 8nxO Meper iib.r Cir
&Oser Gai.ment.

.ssm 6aufe Der Wiitipe bss 1erpprs
rugenbsn @eidiftsprofefors 9resn
in apnbon, tpo 2eute aller pdrlamens
tariiden Midtltngen perfebrten, erItte
it Dor piefen Sabren Cir Roesr
gaIem.nt fennen", ersdblte eeitern,
tpie tpir in Der gbiedgoer MbenbpoIt
!efen, Serr profeHor Or. &uro
Msper, Der berporragenbe Sorfdsr
auf pem 9ebiet Der saeliihen Spro6s
rnb @eidi6te, bis gum 9lusbru6 bss
arieaes 93rofeTor an Der llniDeriitdt
Dublin, sinem @ertreter Der rIbenbs
poit", Der ibn iibsr feline gesiebuns
gen gu benz irif6en WGrtprer inter-
bietrtc". sd trat ibnt Sonals nod,
nidjt ndber, erit alS bic britifd. gies
sisruns ibrs gsnsbmiaung Dem plans
ber 6amburs 9merita ainie psrs
iaete, einsn Safen Srlunbs ressls
mGbia arsufdlifen, tamen mir NIT eins
cnbsr in nGbere geriibruns. gmp1ri
iiber bag 8erbnltsn Der britiffen Tes
0isruug, fhrieben mir 9eibs perI5ns
lid an Dirsttpr gdllin IN 6amburs,
erhieIien BON ibm aber bic Mnttpnrt,
bdb Die britiide Reaisruna bas In.
ternebmen aIs cine unfreunblihe
5onbluns auffaiTen ipo[Is. uub baB
nifjts su MAIDEN fsi. Tamals pers
Irhie bic beutfhe gResi,runa ibr
M6alidfies. NIT gnslanb freunbli4.
geaisbungen al pflsaen, unb CAB in
9nGem ndf. Das NOR por bier Sabs
rem. 9tls Der aries ausbra6. ma.
Gofement in ben Der. Staaten, ib
in England.
.3u meinem erSbten grifaunen
trat sr balb bnrauf, nm ben 10. Hos
pember 1914 berum, In Berlin In
mein 3fmmer. Mlls Del! iaat. baB
Sir Gdfement mad Berlin reifie. I'm
ZEN Gufftanb IN Jrlanb dnsuSstieln.
DoB mar Gbts sstntstrsgs istn pInn
TaÌˆgliches Cincinnatier volksblatt. [volume] (Cincinnati [Ohio]) 1885-1919, 1916-09-25
. man srpabu. tn srief.u Da. quaHuaisr aslrsBIs..

or lpollte srIanb ben arisOen erbal
ten lmb bas 0olt mir gum Selbii
fHub beipaffnen. falls GnsIanb 81
3panssmabressln sreifen iollts, un
ben SrldnDsr in ben arisgsbienit 81
prefen.
ogDir ipdren bann in Berlin bdufil
5uiammen, bis id i'm slsiasn Wlonat
na6 9lmerita rsiite. llnb ba mub Id
Sbnen cine 4netbots erSablen. pro.
feHor Sh!emann, elm galte UNI
TreInb bss aaiiers, Der perIonli6 po'
litiih redt ibdtis mar, uno i6 batter
cine i'm Sabre 1911 anonpm erIdie.
nene bOait seniale 5lasi6rift .Sre.
Lamb, Germanp anb tbs nsrt .War" 5ll.
iammen ins Seutfhe iiberiesi, i'd
bate serabe bic erite Nummer Don be,
Druderei in Der 5aide, ols id Safe,
ment traf. SD faste ibm, baB bas
cine bon tieier aenntnib 5eussnoe
Sarleeiins Der pOIitiiden @erbdltniiIe
lei, unb fragt. i'm, oh er ben 9erfaiIer
femme. .Sa". fagte er, has Din i'd
ielbit." Wsr bate iuobl je ssbadi,
bab 9eutihlanb unb Srlanb iiA 70
nabe treien ipiirben!
rGaisment mar in Srlanb niht 70
befannt, ipie man allsemein amimntt.
er ipar su pieIe Sabre i'm 9uslanbs,
i'm britiIden biplomatiiden 8ienit.
imo crregtc 3uerifslufieben ourd) leiue
SbGtigteit am aongo, mo sr ben
Yreueln an ben gingeborenen Elm gnoe
madte. Rad sSrlaub suriidsetebr..
sriinbsie er bic Sriihen 5reiiplligsn.
Den Gin 5einers bat er ME anaeb0rt.
gr mar buraaus ni9t miliiGriih
aussebilost unb, nad msiner 2lniihi,
gar nidi gum Jiibrer elmer srobsn
Gate seeisnet. Ct mar gu ipenis elm
Wann Der sbat.
,ssb blieb nit Gaiemertt in grief'
ipehleI ipdbreno beg arieges, Ino
ipunber6arer Weiie 1T bas gut gelun-
gen; mir beoisnten uns natiirlid ars
bsrer Ramen. SIM lsbten Wdr5 iibers
bra6te mir Jrl. Me5aOben aus gers,
lin bic leBten Griibe BON ibm; Grdul.
WcSabben lit jebt bel Der ~em5argc
aFoeiation1 tbdtis.
Die irude Sa6e IN heut5utdss
iurdJtbar peripifeIt. Gaiemertt gln9
Itidt naa Srlanb, nm cine Repolution
unb bic BON Seii!idlano
se1anbten Daffen folIt.n nur benz
SeIbfif6ub bienen. mas f4on aus BEN
yrunbe berediist mar. neil Die
arrangement. iammt unb ionbers
Daffen trugen unb bic Regierung
lidts bassgsn bate. GaIement bat
i'd tpdbrenb I.ines pro5sFes itil psrs
,alien, bisisr mar ia nur cine 5arts.
inb man battle ibm einfa4 ins 0silht
,elddt. Sab aber feline 9lbiidtsn
riebli6e iparen, sebt aug feinen ans
,srtbarb SABRE auDor IN Der .eonti'
wntol Simes" in Berlin per6ffenilid'
en- grtiteln bsrpor. in bensn er jene
IbFdten in biirren Worten ans'
pra9."
profeiIor Meper ipobnie sefern dls
yoff BON Rid)ter Sbeo. grsutanp els
ler @erbanblung In beiIen @eridiss
aal BEL, um .inen ginblid in bas ams'
i,anijde Gtridtspeien gu setDinnen.
TaÌˆgliches Cincinnatier volksblatt. [volume] (Cincinnati [Ohio]) 1885-1919, 1916-09-25

2sihnam in ben 0dabsn ber 9ritni.
nalppliaei; benn iie mar unter ben
DerbGhtisen llmitdnben eeiturbet, unb
es ufiterlds 10 gut ipie ieinem 3tpeis
fel, bab fie tur9 sltrppin persiftet
norbert iei.
0anit mar aber bas Sur9thare,
mas nuf ben oisber ppm Slid 10 iebr
besiinitieten jungen 2ieseleibeiiber
einItiirmie, nod nidt eri60pft. Quf
bem Sobtenbstt hattie feline Nluttsr als
bic 9anb, ipelte ibr ous ruOtbringeno.
@ift sereidt, bieielbe Sdno genannt,
mad bsren geFib er ais 1la9 Ieinem
b66iten groenoliite itrebte.
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iei, ser nod eben IN iparmen Morten
3u ibr geiprohcn. Storm neigtc Der
aopf 9ienatc iab Dos gliten iciner
gliieen, oaS erfiillte iic mic nit eiueril
9tauid, unb lie Iegtc ieiuen Iortell
groBe 9eoeutlIllg bel, ais er iaate:
sd babe Den 8or3ug."
,9ann eeitatten gle, oab if mid
perabidvieoe. Sd, bore, sic ipdter sii
ieben, ellGoiees Sr1llein.
llno er ging, bonnlfgeri6tei, ben
flugen G1iarenfopf nit Dem leibfer.
grouten Shlafenbaor bic uno ba I'M
@riBe neieenO,
Storm trot bnitie auf gfellote 5u:
,,S5ier fillbe idl Sie, uno i'm @e.
iprad nit 9obe?" fragte er, pdbreno
cine leid)te @olfe oes llnmutbes feline
itrablcnoe Stirn beidattete, Die Sip.
pen iid ibloiien, onB lie gleif elmer
rptben 2inie in bem GsEhte itanben.
.Sann ireiIid fonnte i1 sic Iange
iudell,"
9ienaies Gimme bebte, Ser @obl.
flang mar Tiib uno einidmeifelno:
$50, Sic faben mid geiiid)t? yinn,
idl itanb lange daein, bis iih i6lieb.
li6 Der Gbargirte meiner anrabnl,
unb Serr BON 9obe mid BON Der 9fol.
Ie bes Mauerbliimhens beireite. @er
lit er iibrigens? Sd bGrte ieinen gt1.
men niemals neniien." 0a ihliig St.
TO Gtorm in eitem etpas iiberraib.
ten Gritmtnen Die SGnoe 5uiamnen:
Gas ipiiIen Sic niht, gn1oiges
SrGulcin? Gr lit menle oberite ge.
bor6e, iusuiaaen n1cin seipaItigiter
@prgeietter. Gr lit Ser 0ireftor iub
Der tefniide 2eiter Der Baulinerbiit.
te, an ser i6 einfader 0iplom,S Saige.
nieur bin. Gin Mann Dor Dem alles
5ittert, neben Dem i'd elm iinbeoeuten.
bes R1bheu bin, Der mid 5ermoImen
fam, penn er Die Gut ooSu neripiirt
lrnb Der meine 3ufunit in Der Sano |
bat."
Gin angenebmer Wenfh," fagte |
iie rusig, bnm iab lie i'm on, lnb |
mls ibren gugen brad, ein StrabI |
bon @1rme uno 3artIihfeit. 9edeno |
fragte iie:
ct lit alio elm @ott neben SSbnen? !
@enn id ons geabnt hdtte, id, bebaii.
NeIte i'm ipie einen Standardization
mo"
Gle iprod) nidt peiter. Otto
Storm neiete iid gu ibr berab, bi6t
iber ibrem glrtlis ftono fein Bid:
nSpreden Sie nidt bon ibm, iebt |
JON feinem u,beren, mir bon ilns bel.
zen, Sraulein Menate Sh babe mid
nf 6en s(iigenbIid 10 gefreut, babe
rid gIiihenb aelebnt. Sie tpieoer,n.
chen, utb nid)ts Srent0es barf mir
ne Riniite triiben."
Gle trnnf tpte beraitidt feline hei.
ZEN, leibenidnftIiher @orte, iie inb
Elm eeliebtes @eiift, oas ihr iineno.
id1 nabe mar, NIB r. pernabm fnirm.
ous I'm fie herim ooreing, b6rte fpie
m Srnunt, bab cine @ebe mlf bic %.
nen gebaIten ipurbP unb bab bieSer.
en- fan,en, lin nit ibr nn5uitoben.
srit, aIs grofeiior Don 2obe ibr fem
Slas erttgegenhob, neigte iie beipubt
as Saitpt, freiIif nm bonn ibren
hid NIT bem Gusorud irnenolidliter
|drtlidfeit in Otto Storrls gusc
heinen sii lafien.
(Gortietlmg foIst)
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aeIIners 81 o noIo q.

uMerfpiirbig - .rneine beiten SD.
ite iino folde, bie penig @elb baben.
I'm ni6t als orme Eeufel gu geltent
geben iie Elm gutes Srinfgelb. Sieide
2eite finb meiitens fil8te. 0er@runb:
iis molten uidt nIs reid aeItet,.~
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aonrdb Rehlins tpar fpeben pon
Der ssagb beimaettbrt, uuf tpelder er
cine Qbleituns fir bic i'm beitiirmen@
txn trirren @tbanten, sinen 4uspeJ
IN bem aonflitt 5tpii9en &inbespfliHt
unb 2iebe eeiu6t batte. Sas Seles
gramm purbe ibm fofort iiberseben.
@ie 5aifuns pesfdben lieb Jpn bas
Shlimmite beFiirtten, afer Dersobens
fu9te er barin mad etnsm Qnseihen,
tpie bag 8srbGngnis 70 pl0tlid iiber
ielne seiunbe. leben5trdftise Wtuttsr
bereinsebrodea fetn fDnns.
Nah 8erlauf ppn faum elmer 8iers
telftunbe fab er i'm Waaen unb fubr.
ipas feline beiben feurigen Rappen nu.
Iaufen pOllten, na9 Der nd9iten @is
fenbabnitation, tpo er eben nod seitig
genug fam, I'm in ei.sn Wagen bes
bort tpentge Winuten baltenben 3uses
su iprinsen, Der, BON Srrnoper toma
menb, nad Berlin fibr. =
Wdbrenb ber gan5er yubrt fab er,
pbne DON ben Witrene1rben bic sertngs
fte Rotis gu nebmeu. Il, cine gde ses
briidt unb fann bariiber nod, mas
fsiner Muthr sueeftoben fem t0nne.
nnb in uel4em 3uitanoe' Ct fie finben
tperoe.
Welfe Shre6bilber bic beftis ers
reste pbantaiie benz fcnft ni9t r,
Ieidt aug benz @leihgeipidt gu brin'
genben. t0rperii6 tpie geiitis fernees
funben Mann aud porsoutdn moffe,
fie blieben bod ipeit btnter Der Wirts
E4fett suriid.
CT fanb isAne Wfui!er f4on felt
nshsesem G3ymSsY tsSt aub .ibstu
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RadikaIbeiIun(l Or NEUTRALITY-SUSPICIOUS..

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Masass ersotasn M aams
S.n sisrr saMtang rams
m 5ss @ @1amNaA ..b ms ss$ fS.a. 1n9 PAM a @
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Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1916-11-03
4 Boost For Barley.

BARLEY is strangely neglected by the
cook of today" says writer in the
WOman's Home Companion AS it
contains more starch and sugar and
less gluten than wheat, it might well
take the place Of the potato on our ia
bles and this with benefit t. purse and
health.
Zone cup Of barley will swell to i've
times its original size when cooked.
and its uses are wonderfully varied.
''As a breakfast dish with sugar and
cream 1t is Sich and satisfying; for
dinner, as a garnish for meat or with
rich meat gravy. 1t makes sayory
entree; at tea time cold steamed barley
cut in slices and Drowned In hot butter.
then served with maple strip. is deli
cious. as -
combined with dried or fresh fruits
1t makes as wholesome desserts as rice
Indeed, there Is no way in which rice
may be prepared In which barley can
not be cooked with just as good re-
suits. Barley requires a long time to
cook properly. but now we have the
cereal cooker and the fireless cooker
and with them the opportunity to have
the perfect cereal"
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1916-11-03
Queer Use For Cordite.

Some years ago Lord Haldane star
tied the house Of commons when re-
plying to a remark made by another
member as to the danger attached to
the use Of cordite by saying that he
himself possessed walking stick
made of cordite which he sometimes
brought down to the house and left in
the cloakroom. An uneasy look stole
over the faces of the members present,
but in a scientific and highly technical
speech his lordship explained that
cordite was perfectly innocent sub
stance until brought into contact with
dangerous allies, and without certain
ingredients necessary to convert it into
an explosive 1t might be handled with
impunity. At the same time 1t was
noticed that Lord Haldane's stick was
given a wide berth when it was seen In
the cloakroom
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1916-11-03
JOHN PAUL.

John Paul. candidate for Congress the election Tuesday,
November 7 1916 entitled to the of forwadook-
and citizen who believes that conditions
the political life of this state should be
cdied
of the State Senate Virginia he has consist
emily fought for legislation bring BETTER
efficient the State He has champoned
esty and aggressivey
The abolition of the Fee System Laws tor elections
Reform of Tax System in Virginia The elimination Of poll
tics the Public School SYSTEM and other matters tending
people Virginia greater of good
ment He believes that constituted for the benefit
of all the people, not of livelihood for few.
The and ideals which have actuated him in the
Senate will with him to Congress- and make him true repre-
sentative the Seventh Virginia District He does seek office
for its holder of and liberal beliefs
which he does surrender conceal for political advantage
All boadmnded citizens who believe in clean and progress
government administration of party affairs that
cudes the interests of voer-no the schemes of selected
ewshoud show their opposition conditions By voting
for John Paul opposition eco EXCEPT your Doe
Your opportunity hand and the candidate has the
ability and out views VOTE FOR JOHN
Pa UI.-Ady
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1916-11-03
SoeAd 81 BulIetA

The Hnte Of fall Of the bullet from
the line Of projection h hxsd BY the
laws Of gravity, hence the more rap
idly the bullet Ii made to pass from
the rife to the target the hatter viii
b this curve or trajectory" the less
accurate the estimation Of distance re-
quired and the less the chances OF
eEror through an Inaccurate estimate
Of distance.
The normal vefocfties u cur port.
ing rifles. In black powder dayA wsrs
about 1900 feet per second fhs nzst
Of the small bore, high powsv, smoks-
sss variety raised this to 1000 Z .
for bullets Of military length and 2O0
for shorter sporting bulletA New II
has gone up to 800 4. q Ths barn.
ing questions asked again and again
by the rifeman are, "WheEs wf1 we
stopr "will the 1000 {. . bullst
come ne1tr'
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1916-11-03
Jaoanese Translations,

A writer in Tokyo journal reports
the struggles Of japanese writer's to
translate English idioms into their own
tongue. We cite several Of these
howlers. I'VE put our heads together
CWe collided). HE could not find 1t for
the life of him" (He could not discover
1t till his DEATH HE is great loss
to his country" Gle is great calamity
to bis country. HE hung his head
for shame" Gle committed suicide by
strangulationl. "He takes things cas-
lily" (He is def thief. "She sat over
a cup of tea" (She sat upon teacup).
II shudder at the bare idea" q shud
der to think that the man Is naked.
The bare idea" is evidently translated
into 1.-THE Idea Of baroness" Spare
me five minutes" (Spare my hfe-only
for five minutes).
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1916-11-03
DRESS DIDN'T LOOK RIGHT
Really lt Was Not . Matter Of Sur.
prise When One Reads Just Why
It Didn't

This tale IL told by q certain Chi.
cago woman who is, perhaps, enough
Of genius in the musical world 10
be forgiven . great indifference 70
style In dress. Recently she was asked
to appear on the program at . very
select musicale. So she had . new
ffock made for the occasion.
4 friend Of hers 1--WE may call her
Ars. John Smith) was unable to attend
because one Of the children was al,
and MI. Smith went alone. On his 70
turn his wife was eager to hear svsry
detail. He declared the evening" vas
. crest success. Then. hssitatinsfy.
he added: lob J.9sal.s si14s,
But your friends dress didn't hook
Tight somehow. couldn't tell what
was The matter. It Just looked al
wrong" hkz -3 7ss-l5so.fl II
Next day Mrs. Smith hastened to
telephone her friend. congratulatilg
her on her success Of the previous
evening and expressing . wish to see
her beautiful new gown, tH. 2 !.
I'm wearing it again this afternoon,
30 I'll just come past your house foe
you to see It." ~
"Oh, II you only will"
What Mrs. Smith discovered wa
that she had worn It wrong side ~
fore! She had asked the dressmakse
to make front fastening because her
husband objected to hooking her NJ.
and she had assumed that her instrao
lions had been obeyed ad sfs-44
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1916-11-03
Cuftivatina Amussme4rtA

Don't provide inducements to ge& .
child to love amusements. Il may e.
courage a habit that will sadly inter
fere with a sincere and useful life.
Don't make boy feel that he cannot
waste too much time IN having fun
and catering to hts senses. Life Is
real and earnest, and amusement IL i'd
missible at times, but should not be
the rule. The manly youth is for fun,
but he is not always engaged in strfv-
ing for his own pleasure. He should
not be educated into that idea Of life.
He should not be furnished with In
elfnations away from what b true and
real In life. It u . serious matter
tempering with a youths nobler aspir-
alton. Providing amusement Is apt to
prove an unnatural adjunct In educa-
don.-Colunbus Journal.
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1916-11-03


II. 0udule was the aged cook OF IT,
efench astronomer Lsmnde. Likl
many men Of DISTINCTION In his cour-
by and "a, Lalnnk ut one time dab
bled little in tie culinary art him.
self. He contrived sauce or two
which Gudule pronounced promising
eOr an amateur. and he was an expert
-haker Of salads. which he was won't
% prepare at table for the delectattoo
u his guestA
~but there b now no more Of that"
cuduls lan,ented. with his head full
" miserable stars he hardly knows Oh
from vinegar. he makes no more sal
eds, the unhappy man. and those
which l prepare fer him with the A.
most care and serve charmingly-sat
ads to tempt kfng-he devours VITA
cut 4 glaAce, without word. without
savsrfns. without appreciating, as \
tAey wsee - more than boiled cab
bage! A donkey eating thistles alooo
tho highway b more grateful for HI
dinner. Stars are well enough In IL
sky, look you, but 1t Il imbecile to ~
NIT them to interfere with your neah
here on earth. Heaven. which created
vtctuals and inspires cooks, never -
tended It. l, Gudule. say So"
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1916-11-03
An op.lm,.v. E..ay.

A peasimist ID a son of the man who
0idn't believe there was any such thing
a. electricity.
He Is an offspring Of the man who
was sure that the horseless carriage
would never come, and a nephew Of
the man who was willing to bet money
that men would never hy.
A pessimist Is direct descendant Of
the man who was sure that wireless
telegraphy was a FOOLS dream and a
submarine merely the creation of &c
ton writer's brain
The pessimist's ancestory scohed at
the telephone, the typesetting machine,
the twenty story building. anaesthetics
and every forward step the cptimists
have taken for the bettsrment Of hui
man life. =
If the pessimists Of the past had
been right men would stu be living
IN caves and trying to get their meals
with clubs and flint arrows. And evil
IDENTITY they died without publicly con-
Tossing their mistakes, for their pessi-
misuc children continue to prophesy
dismally that everything that is surely
going to be cannot possibly come to
pass. They seem to be born with the
habit and cannot get over it-Detroit
Free Press.
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1916-11-03
Hate All Around.

The famous English chief Justice
Holt and his wife hated each other to
the limit, and when she fell danger
ously III he was 70 delighted that he
became digracefully upsy. But his
wife was equal to the emergency and
sent for the great DR.. Radcliffe, who
hated Holt, and therefore out Of spite
when the ease was prssentcd to him
came with great premptness and say
d her nfe.-Wsstminstof Gazette.
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1916-11-03
Horses In the Time Of Homer.

The horses used In Homer's time
were war horses. The warriors were
drawn In chariots. The art Of riding
was known. but 1t is alluded to as
something unusual. Ulysses at the
time Of his shipwreck 'bestrode a
plank, like n horsemnn on big steed."
There are reasons for believing that
the practice of riding was much later
than that Of driving. and the myth Of
the centaur. where. according to Shake
speare, man is incorpsed and demina-
tured with the beast" probably origi-
mated at an early period when the ap-
pearance Of a man on horseback was q
novel sight.
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1916-11-03
FOR SALE

Ny seven room DIV sling. two
SQUARES from Court Hou e, fronting
100 feet on Church Street, up-to-date
in al it, appointments, with water,
electric lights, bath room and large
cement cellar, also cement walk-ways
very productive garden, and variety
of select fruits. The dwelling 10 new.
architecture, first-class, making II
warm In winter and cool in summer.
Possession given April LIST. Price
reasonable. Apply at once to-
Mch loft w. NJ. CALVERT
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1916-11-03
Church Directory.

METHODIST EPISCOPAL SOUTH.
Every Sunday 1T II A. Nj. and 1880
P. Nd. Rev. j. r. JACOBS.
@s54 Pastor
PRESBYTERIAN.
Woodstock-Every Sunday ii A
NJ. and 1880 P NJ except End Sunday
Mt. Jaetson-Second Sunday II A
NJ. and 7.30 P. NJ.
New Market-lp5 nday st 3 p. m
REV. j. MCMURRAY.
u~ Pastor
LUTHERAN.
Every Sunday II A. Nj ard 40
p. M. Rev. 8. W. KUHNS, Pastor.
CHRISTIAN.
Second Sunday, II A. Nj. and 7.30
P M. REV. ]. d. HAMAKER
EPISCOPAL
There will be services in. the Epis-
eopal Church on End and 4th Sundays
at II A. M, and on LIST and 3rd Sun
days at 1880 P. M.
REV. G. B. PALMER, Rector.
Services will be held At the follow
places:
WHITE CHAPEL
Preaching every 1lst Sunday 1890,
q. m. 3rd sunday 7:45 p. m.
Sunday school, every Sunday $3.50
y. m. Epworth League. every We'd
nssday 7:45 p. m.
OAK LEVEL
Preaching ID Sunday 1880 q. M.
4sh Sunday $50 p. m. Sunday school
every Sunday-0:30 am.
SLATE HILL
Preaching 3rd Sunday 1890 a. m.
ELMER P. SLOANE, P. G.
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1916-11-03
Hfqh Tide.

The fsminine naivete that = % anus
ing to the nautical man has a good II.
lustration In this question asked by
young woman who sawa monitor lying
at anchor In Boston harbof. She turn
Cd 10 her escort and said: "Whak makes
that boat b % low IN the wtsrt Il y
high tide T-Sai1ors' Maeaans,
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1916-11-03
Too Costly.

At one Of the Boston theatefs recent
ly there was shown on the screen 4
picture Of a stock exchange. The bro
kers were hurrying about pushing,
waving their arms, gesticulatfng and u
the uninitiated acting like lot Of IN
sane men. Two young ladies in the
balcony watched them with breathless
interest for some time, then one asked:
why in the world don't they sit
down and rest once in awhileT'
my dear" was the enlightenfng an
swer, don't you know that seat In
the Stock Exchange costs thousands Of
dollars Y-Harper's Magazine. =
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1916-11-03
Two kinda Of Joy,

The Joys as we'll as the burdens q
life are pretty evenly divided between
the sexes after all. and probably little
girl derives as much innocent pleasure
from being a flower girl at a wedding
as little boy does from going to school
with live garter snake in his trousers
pocket.-Ohio State Journal.
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1916-11-03
No Weak Aching Backs


Chestnut blight has already done
damage estimated at close to $5o.oo0-
800. The disease attacks both Amerf
can and European species, but does
little damage to these rom Japan and
China Plant breeders by crossing
japanese chestnut and native chinquar
pin havo produced resistant treeA
Some Of the Chinese chestnuts aro
mid 20 grow 100 fest high In thslg
ho0e forests.
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1916-11-03

The Prince Of Walas Of Pope's dnao
once said to the poet:
"Mr. Pope, do you not like ktngsr
"Sir," replied the poet, II prefer the
hon before the claws are grown"