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El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1916-04-07
Jealousy Consists Of Dark, Olive Green Ache
Ebbs And Flows Like Dividends From An Oil Well

JEALOUSY is something which comes
between husband and wife and
sometimes between wife and hus-
band. 1t consists OF a dark. olive
green ache under the left shoulder
blade, which Gibbs and flows like the
dividends from an Oklahoma oil we'll
Sometimes Il refuses 20 ebb until it
strikes the divorce court and Is ap-
peased by an oblong chunk Of alimony.
There are two kinds Of jealousy,
masculine and feminine. but both have
the same prehensile strength and high
explosive qualities When we look
around us and see so many men who
have jealous wives. and then take one
log. painful look at the men them
selves, we lose several grains Of conf
dence in woman's capacity for self
government Some husbands have a
tendency to become Jealous Of a wife
who couldn't stir the blood in a clay
pigeon. which teaches us that love is
blind IN both eyes and carries consi-
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1916-04-07

i'm bedding down the COW. Jealous
husband can convert "a typewriter In
vitatiou to be present at the annual
election of officers Of the Epworth
League into cipher message OF indy
ing love, and when his wife returns
home she viii have to present the
sworn affidavits OF the pastor and the
first vice-president to the effect that
she was on hand for roll call. When
this is kept up for any length Of time
there is a distinct explosion, followed
by the low, muffled tones of a petition
in equity
Jealousy on the part OF wives Is
wholly unbecOming and should not he
tolerated No respecting husband
will allow his wife to interrupt the
course Of platonic friendship unless
it gets too blamed platonic. The
average wife can be lulled into a sense
Of security by assuming a stern and
Injured air. and this should be
practised i'm front OF the mirror sew
eral times a day until il will not slip
when tried out in public. When a
wife goes so far as to follow her hus-
band to the skating rink and observe
his spry and kittenish ways, the law
should step in and be allowed to take
its course.
There would be less jealousy be-
tween married people If more eyes
could be Strengthened without use OF
the knife.-Protected by the Adams
Newspaper Service.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1916-04-07

It has often been remarked that Americans in
choosing names for towns, Streets and on the
least imaginative and least artistic people on earth
Some of the old time names in the west do not bear
this otherwise correct assertion and the names derived
from Indian languages and Spanish often very
beautiful and appropriate. But one of the funniest
instances barren powers of invention is found in the
Guadalupe mountains just east of here, where four
parallel canyons are named, respectively in order Of
their size from largest to smallest Dog canyon, Little
Dog canyon Pup canyon and Flee canyon The pioneers
who named those canyons had considerable sense
Of humor, at any rate.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1916-04-07
W0RKMEN STRIKE
ON D CROFT JOB

A strike of the building trades en-
ployed on the new De Croft building,
just east Of the city hall, was called
Friday morning and SO carpenters,
bricklayers, plumbers and other union
men affiliated with the Ell Paso Build
ing Trades council walked out.
The strike was called because it was
claimed that non-uuiOn electricians
were employed on the job by the Gem
Electric company. according to repre-
sentatives of the Building Trades coun-
Gil.
It is expected that the difficulty viii
be adjusted by the representatives OF
the council and Charles De Croft, who
is erecting the building.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1916-04-07
Engineering and Food

Horace Fletcher who invented chewing food 40 times
mouthful or until it does not have to be swallowed
says that engineering methods applied by citizen units
TO insure the careful use Of the amenary canal would
help out in industrial military preparedness" That
more people would be fed with the amount of
food and would live longer and increase their efficiency
military industrial, seems to be the idea.
He claims that more than $2o,ooOo0o was saved the
first year of the war in Belgium and the death rate
went down. when people taught to their ali
mentary canals properly and employ balanced ration,
avoiding waste and nOnessentials.
At any rate attention is again called to the fact that
there is such canal and that most people, especially
Americans abuse it. and that people would live longer,
and be able to do more and enjoy more, while crime
and death rates would be reduced if every were
more careful what he ate, and when, and how, and
where, and why he ate.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1916-04-07
SENATE COMMITTEE FAVORS
EDUCATION IN THE ARMY

Washington. D. c., April 6.-The sem
ate military committee today decided
not to incorporate provisions for a gov
eminent nitrogen plant in the army re-
organization bill
An amendment for a system OF voca-
tional education in the regular army.
offered by senator Smith Of Georgia.
was accepted by the senate after chair
man Chamberlain approved IL in a mod
flied plan, providing that men existing
hereafter shall have opportunity TO re-
ceive instruction upon education lines
preparatory for their return to civil
life" limit OF rs hours a month is
provided.
Senator Weeks opposed the plan. say
ing he did not know one naval officer
who approved the educational policy
established by secretary Of the navy
Daniels.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1916-04-07
THE COURTS.
UNITED STATES DISTRICT COURT.
N ~. d. shrnnnr I'd. I,residIng.

=
VIM. q. sheppard. Presiding.
Cotton estate vs.. jorge Delgado and
Jesus Eueda, trespass TO try title; %
trial
United states VS.. Maria Luisa Her
nandez. reenery-into the United states
after deportation pleaded guilty and
was sentenced to one day in tail.
United states vs.. Jose Saurez and
Pedro Mergil. unlawfuEv bringing into
the United states an alien; defendants
pleaded guilty and were sentenced to
30 days In Jail.
United states VS.. Jung Mong. having
in his possession smoking opium;
pleaded guilty and was given 50 days.
United States VS.. William Hollis
having i'm his possession cocaine;
pleaded guilty and was given IA
months
United States vs.. Dolores Lucero. at
tempting to reentcr the United States
after deportation; pleaded guilty and
was given one day
United States VS.. Harold MacGregor.
assuming and pretending 70 be an Off
Ger Of the United States; pleaded guilty
and was fined 500 and given three
months
United States We Andres Esparza and
1sidro Redes. exporting munitions OF
war; defendants pleaded guilty and
were each fined 800.
United states VS., Jose MunQz, import
ing alien woman into the United
states pleaded guilty and was given
thirteen months in the federal peni-
Tertiary.
United states vs. Alberto Reyes, inn
porting alien woman for immoral pur-
pose; pleaded guilty and was given 30
DAYS
United States VS.. Vicente Herrera,
importing alien woman into the United
States for immoral purpose; pleaded
guilty and was given 80 days
United States VS.. Inez Gonzales. re-
ceiving and having I'm his possession
Emuggled property; bond fixed at $3.50.
United States VS.. Margarita Asconda,
alias Flores, alias Saenez, reentry into
the United States after deportation;
pleaded guilty and was sentenced to
one day in jail.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1916-04-07
Rivalry Over Fairgrounds

John Dewey, Jane Adams madam MOntessOri, and
Judge Ben Lindsey with the thousands of other earnest
workers for the rights Of the child must rejoice in
the dav that has arrived when cities strive in rivalry
over better Fairgrounds. Washington, D. c., has
plan for what is called the finest playground in the
world The plan will take $40 acres Of land redeemed
low lands south of the white house and Washington
monument and included in the beautiful Potomac park
system This great tract will have canal cut about
# converting if into an island and encouraging boating
az a mart Of the cty's play. There will also be two
big swimming pools of filtered water, and wading
pool for the youngest There are to be 02 baseball
diamonds, golf courses football grounds, 80 tennis
courts four basket ball courts, field house with 1000
lockers and a stadium to hold 10000 people, besides
general Fairgrounds and picnic places 1t is planned
splendidly enough and such playground is a good
investment for the ciys health and well being; but
every city must provide also little neighborhoOd play
grounds that its children need their homes
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1916-04-07
France The Efficient

The war has, for one thing opened the eyes OF the
world to French efficiency. The French nave lung eu
the center of art and beauty and high living and
thinking 1t has been the world capital, tine most de-
sired city, the city where Of every genius rom
all over the world have gathered ieenns 'ne an OF
Paris to be the breath of life and tne an ~ @Hy OeI
city suffocating. Paris has queened 1t over all the
other cities of the world in friendlness 10 the nigh
spirit of man
also proved their pTvate soldiers be brave the
bravest their engineers as accurate as the most &C
curate their airmen as daring and their machines as
reliable as any the world has Inc french guns Dig
and little are sbooting as hard and straight and
as often as extreme militarsm can make guns shoot
France has proved herself equal to the worlds best
in military spirit and in military efficiency just as
she has always held herself ahead IN al thdl makes
for beant in the world and all that makes for thinking
and doing and living
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1916-04-07
Straw Hats Announce That Summer Is Near
Professional Gunman Likes Short Barrel

tons used by Dona Ana county in Is
main line road to Anthony we viii get
good road. one that will last until we
can get money to pave And when we
are ready to pave the gravel used can
be utilized Weswill have the money to
make these improvements and ! am go
ing to urge il with the other commits
sioners. Most OF the traffic of the up-
per valley originates around CanutillO
and that is one argument in favor OF
carrying the concrete work that far ~
the present time"
your professional gunman prefers \
pistol with a short barrel" said deputy
sheriff n Stanley Good. ST. "A short
-barrelled gun can be carried in the
pocket without suspicion and can be.
quickly handled in an emergency In.
speaking of gunner I have in mind the
criminal of the city Cowboys and OF
ficers usually carry a long barreled.
large caliber pistol that can do effective
work at long range"
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1916-04-07
Down Grade

1.-THE rOaddo your gait cOmpanionship
you You bowl and fgOn and the
which
tomorrow sVifter with
quarrel and
things Oh and faster
look lSten
sight there ten the robes hOPe Some turn around and
aeng climb but
aid them and though feet delayed them they reach the top
timeB scramble
they're leaving in the distance but
o
protected the WALT MASON
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1916-04-07
MOTOR CAR COLLIDES WITH
ANOTHER, STRIKES A THIRD

Two automobiles. owned by A Nc
Gintie and j. De Ia c. Alarcon. were
slightly damaged Friday afternoon at
20 o'clock when they cOllided at San
Antonio and FL Paso streets A third
machine. owned by Tom Newman. which
was also ia the accident. was undam-
aged According to witnesses the ma
chine driven by Alarcou was coming
west on san Antonio and attempted to
turn at the FL Paso street intersection.
when 81 cOllided with the automobile
owned by McGintie with such force as
to throw it over against Newman's ma
chine, standing near the curb.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1916-04-07
ARREST FARMER
IN 4 WILD DASH

Los Angeles. Cal, april Nv. H.
thompson, a rancher, VINO was held
prisoner with his wife in their home
near Burbank for 40 hours by a posse
'of deputy sheriffs attempting to servs
insanity warrants on them. was cap
tured today after-he broke through the
guards in an automobile. The deputies
followed in another car for three miles
before they were able to swing on 20
ThomDson's ear while it was in motion
and OverpoWer him.
Many shots were fired from the d.
recUOn OF the thompson nome last
week. when the posse came. Thomp-
son stood guard at one end OF the
house with a rifle and whistle and his
wife at the ether with a pistol and a
cOwbelL BY signaling to each other
they successfully stood off the deputies.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1916-04-07
TWO GRANT COUNTY MEN
TAKEN TO PENITENTIARY

Santa Fe. n. NJ, April cassie Cau-
delario, sentenced to serve one to two
years on a charge Of larceny Of meat
cattle, and Edward L. Rose who is to
serve one to three years on a charge
of larceny, were brought to the peni-
Tertiary from Grant county.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1916-04-07
SOUTHERN CHURCH COLLEGES
CAMPAIGN AGAINST LNNCHIN(

Birmingham. Ala. April Am ag-
gressive educational campaign against
lynch law in the south is to be under
taken Immediately by the New Associ-
alton of Southern Church colleges. This
organization. composed of representa-
tives of Is southern institutions. was
formed here Thursday night with the
election of officers headed by DR.. c. NJ.
Bishop. Of the Texas Presbyterian COL
iege. statistics were presented. which.
it is said. showed that during the past
80 years there had been 1000 lynchings.
about 90 percent Of which occurred in
the south.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1916-04-07

Josef Stransky informed reporter of the New
York Sun that he has no objection to having women
play in the New York Symphony orchestra. "But Of
course" he added, "aI the feminine aspirants would
have to have ability They would have to be better
players than the who apply for the positions
The presence of women would not upset orchestra
They would be welcome if members of the union"
smile came to his face and he added DOubly welcome
if they were pretty"
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1916-04-07

HT TRAW hats are beginning u
make their appearance on the
streets. which is one of the best
indications that summer is nearly upon
us again." said n. q. Jackson. During
the past few days there has been quite
a number of Panama 'Kellys' seen I'm
the business district, while quite num-
Der appeared before the sudden cold
wave several weeks ago What FL PasO
needs right now is a place for summer
recreation where citizens could go on
warm nights and Sunday afternoons and
and enjoy themselves. This is a long
felt want i'm FL PasO and / am sure
that il would be a lucrative enterprise
if someone would establish recrea ton
grounds in this city"
y x =
'I am in favor of the immediate inn
prOvement of the upper valley to An
thOny,' said county commissioner James
Clifford The low cost Of the concrete
road to be built to the Borderland Inn
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1916-04-07

You kin tell fro ma car window that
most farmers are agin preparedness. Il
might as well have bought an automo-
bile as these white spats when it comes
t. upkeep," said Miss Fawn Lippincut
tday.
protected by Adams Newspaper service)
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1916-04-07

Sir Francis Webster. OF Glasgow.
Scotland. a wealthy manufacturer OF
hemp goods, who owns q huge Texas
ranch, robes all his COTS in henri
cloth dresses during the fold weather.
The result OF this is that he receives
% percent more milk from the gowncd
cows than he does from the naked
ones.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1916-04-07

Lloyd George who is trying to fire up England to
make enough ammunition to beat Germany is a flaming
eloquent Weshman, himself born in a workingman's
home and fully aware Of the poverty and work and
worries of that side of life. He has been ikened
Theodore Roosevelt, he is the talk of England,
whether one is for or against him Like Roosevelt
further. LLOYD George frankly likes power and likes
tremendous sweep Of it.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1916-04-07

under the contract recently awarded
will leave us considerable money out Of
the apportiOnmeut Of the bond issue for
the upper valley. and L am in favor Of
continuing the concrete road to Canu-
tillo and then build a gravel road on
to Anthony, If we follow the specifica-
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1916-04-07
COUNTY COUNT.


Sheers- Ldzenby company vs. King
Orley. suit on account; filed
State vs.. FREDERICK Diaz carrying a
pistol: filed
SJate rs. J0nn u. uOtaruy, inert;
filed
T.. r. West VS.. Albert J. Kopp suit on
note: filed.
Francisco Dominique vs.. A. T. Ma
varro, suit for debit filed.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1916-04-07

State We. Jose Ramirez, Jose Marti-
filed
State vs. Charles Hudspeth, bringing
stolen property I'm to the state; filed.
}, J. Murphy, presiding.
state VS.. ~. nryan, speeding: de-
PENDANT pleaded guilty and was fined
IS and costs
state We. Myrtle Phillips. speeding;
defendant pleaded guilty and was fined
IS and costs
state VS.. T. NJ Hendricks. speeding;
defendant pleaded not guilty and de-
manded a jury.
state VS. Charles Morris. speeding:
defendant pleaded guilty and was fined
So and costs
State vs.. r. =. Young assault: de-
PENDANT pleaded not guilty and de-
manded "a jury.
90 a. 100 49,.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1916-04-07
~ HOWARO I. RAM.

derable vacant space in its belfry.
When a man becomes jealous he is
convinced that some cave-man adj
mirer Of his wife, I'm polka-dot shirt.
is going to steal her while she is engaged
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1916-04-07

Jan ". dANh@'hs NfNAAHAhGs
battle Rush ct ia vs. III PasO Elec-
trio hallway company. suit for $1,000
damages for personal Injuries filed.
Mariana Morales vs.. Dudley d Orr,
suit for $4,000 damages for personal
injuries: filed.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1916-04-07

David Starr Jordan describes the "highbrOw" as not
being practical enough and the low brow" as being
too practical He further remarks that the is as
bad as the other, but it is the highbrOw who gets
the jeering
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1916-04-07

The lob of being war secretary of a county with
a fat pocketbook and the smallest army country
who has NOT GOT along so very well with his cabinet is
not the most inviting honor the world
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1916-04-07

The possibilities of perfection in are as astound-
ing as the possibilities Of error Maj George ~ Evans,
disbursing officer in the department of the interior at
Washington in 81 years service has handled S4O0O00OOO
without error or loss to himself Uncle Sam.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1916-04-07

Bismarck said that in his youth, the only quaifics-
ton demanded of candidate for diplomatic hOnOrs
that he must know at least as much French as head
waiter Fortunately for campaign contributors, Amer
lean requirements are not so rigid
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1916-04-07

Holland is afraid the allies will invade her territory
so she masses her troops the German frontier Which
goes to indicate that Holland fears the reaction
than she fears the action.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1916-04-07

If Pershing only had the benefit of all the advice
available on this side of the linel
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1916-04-07

If Canuto Reyes wants 10 quit why doesn't he do
like the rest and buy chicken farm in the Rio Grande
valley?
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1916-04-07

g5TH DISTRICT COURT.
Ballard COIdweil. presiding.
Maud Lusk We. j.. Henry Lusk, di-
vorce: filed
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1916-04-07

Of the 10000 or SO national guards
men who are available for militia duty.
New York has the most
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1916-04-07

To make quick money, read Herald advertisements
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1916-04-07

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The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1916-04-06
THE MARKSMAN
BY OWN BLISS.

Il don't want 10 know. n ~ nono =
my btriness.' Farrulously bahblod the
delighted old manufacturer You hold
my aPorct now. and I'm wiling 10 hold
yours We have q grca, deal In com
mon. Now don't tell mo. n ~ none ~
my busincss but. really. what II your
nHtnc
The mans Nce colorcl. then went
dnrk \ sharp rclort sptaug 10 his hii
ter lips. but something m the oigor old
ewes n wistful. ychrulug doFlrc ~
friendship OF n kind with his dreams
Crnsged into u smilc
How would CROW -uii'' he asked
whimsicnlly.
Preceded nv Scare fof % first name
1t Nould be- very applicable. rotort"d
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1916-04-06
CHAPTER ~
linn Grow. Own story

No newspaper man got the story ~
'iat shooting quite straight and that u
WY scare Grow 10 Jim Crow m
however YOU Ike 10 style me, for ono
NJ me smells ~ sweet ms any other an
going 10 give the real facts In The rn o..
Iu my own way
since e%atllcst remembrance, my
maxim has been 10 act fret and think
after But ~ ! looked up Tiuh ht"-
niue and down Fitth avenue" nnd across
ruth Avenue. ! cnm" ycry near think
ms first. My eve is generally consid
cred keen. but within ~ scope Uty" for
IN, short ribbon reserved Tor partding
purposes back specks blurred the sight
Human being very speck. with al the
passions. foIb'es. and antlpathies ~ men
and womor and I figured from the
cheering. the waving hnts. N" hlnfe o.
bands. the dun pounding NJ marching
soldier, In perfect fNthw. and the hoaf'e
commands OF officers. that every spcck
b Duli soon grow into q perfect unit
q muh with unanimous anilpHthy to-
ard m".a martyr To popular p- judlee
sud y victim ~ unsympsthctiU environ
mtnt
Perhaps hall n million surrounded M"
erG the revolver IN ny rp"k"t "Whil'
perfect NJ it, Kind only held five mes
cages Hrhind me. a trinc ~ the rilht
pc instructions the amer ~ the
Sparks Film company expelled little
clicks w rapidly they grew into y mon-
ntonous tune Twenty feet 10 the l'fi
smother machine Was working Their,
wAs an evident IN fecling between me
respective operators. and their detoea
tory remarks To each othrt enabled ~,
10 make out which was which.
My master the ihing was. and T. who
have marched under many n stfaur'
no &. and sometimes under my own wis
hav. explored the hidden places of ,h'
earth. and seen many unbellc able things
was ~ slave
I was enlisted for the first time un-
d. q machine In the heart of Nnnhat-
tan ! wss about 10 pull of y desperate