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South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1916-06-17
THE MELTING POT
FILLED BY THE EDITORIAL STAFF
BIOLOGY.

the o knowledge
That purchase in a well conducted college
monkeys with the mysteries OF all the living
a lot about himself md sunlry
by study brothers
sought perpendicular directions
The world full of ignorance misery argush
science md
when they and wisely tapped Tho
and forces
lengthy displayed IN the museum
and
Where level-headed and
the handicraft by
the things which With
fundamental facts about the of existence.
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South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1916-06-17
SOLDIERS AILMENTS.
desert News. Salt Lake City.

desert News, SAT- Lake City)
II is with maladies many. strange
and subtle that the modern army
surgeon is called upon to deal ALL
ments there are. IL seems. that are
no less real and serious because they
attack the spirit rather than the
body Time was when the army
surgeon paid no heed 10 these. Sol
diers afflicted with them were class
ed. oftentimes. as malngerers. They
were looked upon as soft: their
courage was even questioned and
they were compelled. in cases in
10 endure the Sights and
jeers Of their comrades. In those
days the sick soldier was sick only
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1916-06-17
THE LIFE OF JAKE HECKANLAN.
ChaDter 80,

Horace Fox, who has been dec
oratin the upper right hand corner
OF the last page of South Bends
choyce newspapers for quiet a spell,
came to us with a story which we
reprint in this here colyum unhesi-
tatingly after gettin the sanction Of
our hero. Mister Jake +. T. a.
Heckaman, the subjeck OF this seri-
Gus. Once there was an ole lady,
accordin TO Mister FoX's version,
who had a daughter what was a
beaut for a kid, but of coarse that
haint got nuthin to do with the yarn.
We don't remember the ole lady's
name but the girls title was Agnes.
Well Ag's mother wanted some milk
so she sent the girl acrost the street
with a pitcher to get some. She
gave the girl q thin dime by which
to make the purchase. AZ came
back after while an SCI she dropt
the pitcher and broke it and lost the
dime. The mother gave her a bran
new outfit. pitcher an dime an all,
and sent her agin. BY and by Ag
comes back agin and SEE she broke
the pitcher an lost the dime. Her
mother being a kind an indulgent
ole gink gives her another pitcher
and a other dime. Well YOU wood
not hardly belief but Ag comes back
agin and makes the same kind of a
report that she lost the dime and
broke the pitcher. The mother give
her anuther pitcher an dime and
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1916-06-17
INSANE FOURTH.

Talk about patriotism. The country is simply
bubbling with it. For instance. stockton Calf
has raised the ban placed fire city
limits The stockton city council believes sane
fourth" has depressing effect youthful patriotism
And right here We opine that casualty list next
July fourth is going be breaker in Stockton
and maybe elsewhere.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1916-06-17

What will Carranza do about the United states
having its consulate burned at Durango City and its
nag dragged through the streets? on. he'll probably
ask the United states TO apologize for it.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1916-06-17
TWO OLD CRONIES-PONERTY
AND DISEASE.

Tampa. Fla. Tines
Following an extensive investiga-
ton in many cities. the public health
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1916-06-17

THE NEWS-TIMES PRINTING COMPANY
once: 20 w. Colfax Av.
Home ISL Bell Phone 2Ioo
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1916-06-17
The Best are
the Cheapest

Electric Lights Ire the
best lights - no question
there, everybody says so.
Electric Lights are the
cheapest illuminatlon-the
new low rate makes this Sc
Therefore. when ii comes
TO lighting, the best are also
the cheapest.
Better have lights put in
now while We can YET wire
Al cost.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1916-06-17

And yet they sometimes say w
have nothing TO be thankful for.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1916-06-17

SUBSCRIPTIONS RATES. Morning and Evening Editions.
Single Copy 2c; sunday &c; Morning or Evening Edit "a
daily ncudtng sunday. By mail 500 year In adance
Delivered ~ carrier In South Bend aud Mshawaka $500 per
year In advance l2c by the week
The daily progressive-miner., 1916-10-16

Mr Cobb. candidate for attorneygeneral, now seems unable open his mouth without talking about that fish question. Cobb made attorney general by a Democratic governor because he Democrat him self and he put in the place do his duty It makes
 person seasick to hear like Cobb mouthing about having done his duty, especially after betraying the ernor and the party that gave him the chancet Gateway)
 Delegate Wickersham has conducted campaign thru the Alaska in which he has sought to make the of the great leader of the Democratic party, the ciefest among Aaskas benefactors. the cruelty tried thoroughly tested President of the United States, probious He has claim support from Democrats. And for years he has been abusing the Republican party than years ago he said in discussing his politics, there is one thing not Repubi- can" that time he said that he Progressive Democrat" No has done within the last half dozen or more years approbium upon the Repub can party He has claim the of Republican -(Juneau Empire)
The daily progressive-miner., 1916-10-16

According to all reports, Attorney Grigsby democratic candidate for Attorney General at the coming election, who. it is said will address the voters of this city this evening, has stirred up things all along his route since he left his far northern home. He has been reported as having analysed the Delegates record. He is said to carry with him an X-ray with which he shows to the ediication of his hearers-or shock as the case may be. the skunk in the wood-pie with all its hideousness which heretofore. the average Alaskans have not been able to recognize owing to the Delegates self expressed admiration; his political blanket manufactured out of accusations of others in order to cover up his own faults.
 There are always two sides to story: and 1t is always well to hear both sides before We ren- der judgment If Mr. Grigsby can show that the Delegates popularity is undeserved, We can still rectify our mistake-the election is coming
The daily progressive-miner., 1916-10-16

Volume One, Number Two of the Alaska Labor News. weekly publication published at Anchor age, Alaska. has reached our desk. The sheet is nevsy, well edited and of six pages and very at tractive in appearance It is edited by R. E. Hegner assisted by Chas c. Ganty with Chas. Peters as business manager. Apparently, it starts with a wave of prosperity if we can judge by its large list of advertisers.
The daily progressive-miner., 1916-10-16
DO WE WANT AN EIGHT-HoUR LAW?

Dove want an eight-hour labor law in Alaska !? That question must be answered by the voters November seventh. If the voters give an af- frmative answer, the next territorial legislature hall pass ar act to carry out the voters wishes.
 Personally We frankly admit we are opposed 10 it and for various reasons too numerous to be mentioned here. Suffice t to say that the coun- try is not ready for that yet. That may work satisfactorily in large manufacturing centers. but in sparcely settled country like ours with short seasons. etc, il is impossible
The daily progressive-miner., 1916-10-16
WICK AND FEDERAL CONTROL OF ALASKA
lInneau Emnire.

(Juneau Empirel
 The local Wiekershamites have had good deal to say the control of Alaska government by Federal officials and about the powers of the courts in Alaska In the commission bill prepared by Wickersham intro duced by Gale. il only provided that Alaska should have all the Federal officials she has but il proposed that the Territorial Treasurer Territorial and Territorial Commissioner of Educa on should be appointed by the President and that these Federal officials and others be appointed by the President. and FEDERAL JUDGE TO BE DESIGNAT ED BY THE PRESIDENT, were to be the upper branch of the Territory's law-making body.
 This is just little incident of hundreds in the Ions and yarcolored career of Wickersham in Alaska tha demonstrates beyond cavi that he is utterly lacking il anything approaching comprehensive conception of h fundamentals of the American philosophy of government has backed and filled and hagged trifes. He ha never in his life stood fairly and squarey for funda mental American principle He has never shown tha he conprehends one.
The daily progressive-miner., 1916-10-16
WE WONDER.

It is circulated about that the man who was largely instrumental in taeking unto the work ing men the infamous poll tax law of Alaska, will address the voters this evening seeking to enlist their support for reelection to the territorial legislature. That he intends to attack his op- ponent for the office, and all that. Has anybody
The daily progressive-miner., 1916-10-16

ever heard of a child playing with fire who es- eaped being scorched? We believe not. The blister that he raised in playing with the poll tax law, is not sufficiently healed yet to tackle another fire-like the fishing industry. At least not in our opinion. Which is the reason why we wonder.
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1916-10-24
QALA SOCIAL AFFAIRS
Continued from Third Page)

Mrs. w. j. Edwards is entertaining
her grandmother, Mrs. d. T. Smith
and cousin, Mrs. r. 7. Smith of Mic
anopy, also her aunt, Mrs. C. B..
Bauknight of Jennings, La. Mrs.
Bauknight before her marriage was
Miss Vida Smith and one of the
states most popular and best loved
young ladies, and her host of friends
are greatly enjoying her visit to her
childhood home and state The ladies
will return TO their various homes to-
morrow afternoon, concluding a
charming visit since Sunday in our
city.
Mrs. j. R. Borland of Citra and
daughter, Miss Ethel Borland and
Mr.. Talmage DuPree of Citra spent
the morning in the city shopping.
They were accompanied by their
cousins and house guests, Mr.. and
Mrs. Wagner of Washington, d. C.
Mr.. Wagner is prominent. railroad
official and is greatly enjoying first
visit to Florida.
Miss Ruby Condor was the admired
Of all at the Thompson-Hill wedding
today. This very pretty little girl
acted as maid of honor. In her dainty
white dress and bearing flowers, she
was a genuine fairy.
Mrs. Max Tobleske, who has been
| i'll for some time, and had to undergo
an operation at the hospital, is slowly
recovering.
Mrs. Sue C.. Barco came in from
Cotton Plant today, on her way to
visit her daughter, Miss Sue Barco, in
Clearwater. She was brought in by
her son, Mr.. Newcomb Barco and his
pretty little daughter, Miss Lucille.
Mrs. E. P. Wolfe of Ell Paso, Tex,
is expected here to visit her brothers,
Messrs. ]. j. and Albert Gerig. Mrs.
Wolf is the wife of Major Wolfe, a
distinguished army surgeon, in charge
Iof the depot of medical supplies at Ell
Paso.
/ Mr.. William Greever, a popular
young business man of Knoxville,
Tenn, was the guest of friends in this
lefty last night and today. Mr.. Greev-
e- is cousin of Miss Mary Wyatt
lGalbraith of Galbraith Springs, Tenn,
which alone would insure him a warm
welcome with many Ocala people.
Mrs. G. A. Carmichael left for Al
ALBANIA today to visit Mr.. Carmichael's
mother.
Mrs. James E. Engesser of Tampa,
is in the city visiting her sisters, Mrs.
r. D. Blackburn and Mrs. Charles F.
Flippen on Ocklawaha avenue.
Miss Gamsby, the librarian, re-
quests the Star to announce that the
hours at the Carnegie library will
hereafter be from to II a. M, and
4 to p. m.
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1916-10-24
LIST OF MAGAZINES
AT THE LIBRARY


Following is a list of magazines to
be read at the library when it is open:
Scientific American, Golfers, Sat
urday Evening Post, Country Gentle
man, Literary Digest, Review of Re-
views, Popular Mechanics, The Out
look, Scribner's, Harper's, Century,
Bookman, st. Nicholas, Little Folks,
American, Youths Companion, Ameri-
can Boy, Woman's Home Companion,
Delineator, Ladies' World, Ladies'
Home Journal, Pictorial Review, Mod
ern Priscilla, The Musician, Garden
Magazine, McClure's, Everybody's,
National Geographical Magazine, Cur
rent Opinion, Physical Culture, Good
Housekeeping.
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1916-10-24
NOTICE OF PUBLICATION
TO SELL MINORS LAM

Notice is hereby given that on Il
9th day of November, 1916, at nj
o'clock in the forenoon, the undd
signed as guardian Of the estate
Ivan Ray Williams viii make applicI
ton TO Hon. W. E. Smith, counl
Judge of Marion county, Florida, Il
authority to sell all right, title, int
est and estate of said ivan Ray VII
Jams in and to 81 of swH OF sec q
swA of swA of sec %; nwA of nwI
of sec 20; n1z of nwA, swA of NV
of sec 27; neH of ne14 of sec %. !
IN township IA, range "a, said iai
being situated in Marion county. Fld
ida. @. {. Williams,
Guardian Of the Estate of Ivan r.
Williams, Minor. 1924
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1916-10-24
HOW CATARRH is CONTRACTED

Mothers are sometimes so thought
less as to neglect the colds which their
children contract The inflammation
of the mucous membrane, at first
acute, becomes chronic and the child
has chronic catarrh, disease that is
seldom cured and that may prove a
life's burden. Many. persons who
have this Iothsume disease will re-
member having had frequent colds at
the time it was contracted. A little
forethought, a bottle of Chamberlain
Cough Remedy judiciously used, and
all this trouble might have been avoid
ed. Obtainable everywhere.
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1916-10-24
STOP THE FIRST COLD

A cold does not get well of itself
The process of wearing out a cold
wears you out, and your cough be-
comes serious if neglected. Hacking
coughs drain the energy and sap the
vitality. For AZ years the happy
of soothing antiseptic
balsams in DIR. Kings New Discov-
cry has healed coughs and relieved
congestion. Young and old can tes-
tify to the effectiveness of DR.. Kings
New Discovery for coughs and colds.
Buy bottle today at your druggist.
so cents.
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1916-10-24
CITY OFFICIALS

Mayor. D. Robertson.
City Clerk and Assessor-H.
Sistrunk.
Tax Collector and Treasurer
w. Clyatt.
City Attorney. R. Hooker.
City Physieian-Dr. n. F. Watt
City Marshal-R. L. Carter.
Chief Fire DEPARTMENT..
Chambers.
Superintendent Street Depa
ment-Robert Marsh.
Sanitary Inspector-G. W. Gle
land.
Superintendent Light and Wa
Department.. G. Caldwell.
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1916-10-24
FORGET YOUR ACHES

Stiff knees, aching limbs, lame back
make life a burden. If you suffer
from rheumatism, govt, lumbago,
neuralgia, get bottle of Sloan's Lin
iment, the universal remedy for pain.
Easy to apply; it penetrates without
rubbing and soothes the tender flesh.
Cleaner and more effective than mus
sy ointments or poultices. For strains
or sprains, sore muscles or wrenched
resulting from strenuous
exercise, Sloan's Liniment gives quick
relief. Keep it on hand for emergen-
cies. At your druggist, 25c. /
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1916-10-24
Relative Values.

why don't you pay your subscrip-
ton in garden stuff?" inquired the ed
itor Of the Punkintown Gazette.
'Well,'' replied Farmer Corntossel,
'.rd hate to look stingy when I was
handfn' you cabbage an tomatoes. The
way the cost of food has been goin', it
'ud be hard to give you anything no
ticeable that wouldn't be worth more
than the regular money"
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1916-10-24
Horse Was There.

The drawing teacher recently used a
small toy horse as a model for the
first-grade drawing lesson. She was
walking down the aisle and watching
the progress of the pupils when she
came to Bob, who had drawn a differ
ent object. Why, Bob" she asked,
what have you drawn "A barn, .
said Bob. But why didn't you draw
the horse p Can't you see.' said Bob
Sisgustedly, .'the horse is in the barn.
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1916-10-24
Why the Rainbow ls Round.

The rainbow is round. partly be-
cause the way in which light rays
come from the sun makes it round,
and partly. perhaps. because the little
drops of water it shows through are
themselves round. The rainbow really
should be full circle, but we can see
only one bow-shaped half of 1t which
gives it its name, rainbow.-From
Boys and Girls Ask-at Home CUES.
tions, by Marian E. Bailey
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1916-10-24

Mr.. Ned Anthony of Ocala, who is
with Company A at Laredo, Texas,
reports there is rumor the regiment
will be sent to Columbus, N. M. He
says they have almost every conven-
fence, except no shade trees whatever.
There are 5000 troops at Laredo who
have no idea how long they may have
to remain.
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1916-10-24
CLEAR BAD SKIN FROM WITHIN

Pimply, muddy compilations are due
tc impurities in the blood. Clear up
the skin by taking DIR. Kings New
Life Pills. Their mild laxative quail
ties remove the poisons from the sys-
tenn and brighten the. eye. A full,
free, non-griping bowel movement in
the morning is the regard of dose
of Dr. Kings New Life Pills the night
before. At your druggist, 25c.
Use Jubs. Self Rising Flour for de-
licious hot biscuits. At all grocers.
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1916-10-24
The Word "Stunt."

A "stunt" is feat or performance
striking for the strength or skill re-
quired for its accomplishment; hence
1t has come to mean any real feat.
The word has made its way into both
Webster and the New Standard die
tionary, but neither states it's origin.
Webster suggests comparison with
the old word stint" which means "a
task" It is interesting to note that
obsolete provincial English had a
word stunt which meant "dulI' or
"stRpid"
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1916-10-24
The Rabbit Scored.

A cottager and his wife endeavored
to capture a wild rabbit by holding a
net along the end of their garden,
which borders deep canal. Making
final dash, the rabbit ran toward the
woman and tripped her. causing her to
overbalance and fall into the canal
Her husband dived to her rescue, and
but for the timely asst stance OF two
men both would have been drowned
London Observer.
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1916-10-24
DEsPoNDENCY

When you feel discouraged and de-
spondent do not give up but take a
dose of Chamberlain's Tablets and
you are almost certain to feel all
right within day or two. Despond-
ency is very often due to Indigestion
and biliousness, for which these tab
lets are especially valuable. Obtain
able everywhere.
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1916-10-24
She Got Them All.

''And you say your teacher threat.
ened to pull out one of your teeth ev,
cry time you disobeyed herr" asked
the uncle.
Eyes. sir" replied the boy.
And did she do it,"
She certainly did"
And ncw you are afraid to go back
to SCHOOL,"
I'm not afraid to go back; but
what's the use? I'm all out OF teeth. IS
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1916-10-24
Killing an odor.

How often an i'll person is made un.
comfortable by odors from other parts
of the house getting into the sickroom.
Sometimes when the room is near
the kitchen the smells are unbearable.
BY pouring few drops of oil of Law
ender into a glass of very hot water
the air Of the room can be cleared
almost instantly
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1916-10-24
Had No Kick Coming.

Guest Tin restaurant Say, waiter,
I ordered spring chicken, did not?
Waiter-Dat am what yo' did, sab.
Guest-Well, this fowl you brought
me is one of the pair Noah had in the
ark
Waiter--Yassah! but yo'-all amt got
no kick comm. sab. Ell dat chicken
hadn't bin pow'rful healthy hit wouldn't
neber done reach'd dat advanced age,
sab.
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1916-10-24

Messrs. J. L. Smoak of Silver
Springs and F. E. Smoak of Fairfield
left today for their .boyhaod home in
South Carolina, called there by the
news that their venable mother is
very iii.
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1916-10-24
Chameleon Scared White.

Madagascar 10 the home of the cha
meleon. In his just published book
"A Naturalist in Madagascar" James
Sibree says the chameleon changes
color for other reasons than adapta-
ton to its background. He saw one
that turned perfectly white out Of
fright when seized in the coils OF a
snake. When released it resumed its
ordinary color The Malagasy call it
ranilaheloka, which means naughty
old boy"
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1916-10-24
pante,s claim Reiected.

0dHec OIdIHH nCJcClSu.
What was that tenderfoot tryin' to
sell your asked Broncho Bob. "Dante's
Inferno" replied Three Finger Sam
Il told him didn't see how Dante had
any business stakin' a claim on what
Crimson Gulch was liable to produce
gratis and abundant any minute
Washington Star.
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1916-10-24

Mr.. Van Boney has taken his two
fine cars, an eight-cylinder Cadillac
and Hudson six, and his competent
young assistant, Roy James, to jack
sonville and gone into business in that
city. 0cala will miss Van and Roy
and their cars.
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1916-10-24
Don't put Oil into the Ear

In an address on diseases of the
ear DR.. s. MacCuen Smith of Phila-
delphia gave AN earnest warning
against using blisters or poultices to
relieve acute earache, as well as put
ting oil or anything else into the
ear. Either may do irreparable dam.
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1916-10-24

DIR. and Mrs. w. X. Lane may call
at Williams candy store and drink
bottled coca-cola at the expense of
this company, by mentioning that they
saw this notice in the Star. The
Ocala Coca-Cola Bottling Works.
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1916-10-24
The unHto-Date.

The girl of yesterday had an old
fashioned red plush autograph album.
which she cherished; the girl Of to-
day hasn't got time to waste on any
thing but a check book Florida
Times Union.
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1916-10-24
Incanacitated.

81 thought you said you would cut
some wood If I gave you your break.
fast" said the housewife.
So did, ma'am,' . replied the tramp,
his features apparently distorted with
pain, 'but how did / know I wuz goin'
ter have dis acute attack of indiges
tion?'
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1916-10-24
ODD FELLOWS

TuIula Lodge No. q, /. o. o. F.,
meets every Tuesday evening in the
Odd Fellows hall on the third floor Of
the Star Office building at 8 o'clock
promptly. A warm welcome always
extended TO visiting brothers
F. E. McClane, n. G.
L. 81. PiIlans. Secretary.
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1916-10-24
KNIGHTS of rYTHIas

ocala Lodge No. i9. Conventions
held every Monday at 7:30 p. m. at
Castle Hall, over the James Carlisle
drugstore. A cordial Welcome to viz
iting brothers. G. A. Nash, C. G.
Chas. K. Sage. T. OF R 8. Al
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1916-10-24
How Did He knnM !,

Elizabeth was studying In her his
tory about the discovery of the Pacific
ocean by Balboa. Well said she.
looking up from her history. What j
don't understand about this discovery
business is how Balboa knew it was
the Pacific ocean when he had never
seen 1t before. Harper Magazine
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1916-10-24

Men of age object too much. consu
zoo long, adventure too little. repeI
too soon and seldom drive businel
home to the full period. but conteI
themselves with a mediocrity Of su'
cess. -Bacon.
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1916-10-24
Effect of Shell Fire.

When a 12-inch shell strikes the
water it throws up SPLASH higher
than battleship's mast. Tins splash
weighs about 1000 tons, enough to
sink small ship.