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The Detroit times., 1916-05-02
Experts From Many Cities Are Here

The gentleman whem we have just quoted stayed away
from important business to be at the sale,
"A silk show important in business a national
automobile show is to the motor business he called it.
There were men from New York besides the big mer-
chant have mentioned. Men from Buffalo, Cleveland
Chicago and dozen of the larger cities in Michigan That
they amazed at this saeamazed at the merchandise
and amazed at the pricesthey admitted They knew that
the had very seriously affected the silk manufacture and
they knew that almost mpossibty to get such
goods price, nothing Of the prices which we
are offering them.
They had been attracted to Detroit by the success of
the November silk SALE They wanted to something
better They said they saw it.
you know, nobody could put a sale like this unless
he had unlimited opportunity to buy land buy bis) pay
cash for everything he got and had thorough acquaintance
in the silk industry, visiting buyer told obody
knows that any better than those who have tried to follow
sxampe)
The Detroit times., 1916-05-02

Carpenters on board the liner Ven
tura had to rcarrange a cabin to
keep r. 8. Paul and n. Hassid from
sleeping on the floor on a recent
voyage from South Seas TO San
Francisco.
Paul towers into the air six feet.
six inches. while his comrade on
shipboard, II. Hassid. measures only
30 inches by honest tape.
There was no berth aboard long
enough for Paul and none SUFFICIENT.
ly small for Hassid.
Carpenters placed two berths
lengthwise for the long man and put
sidebosrds on another to keep TON
Thumb" from rolling out.
The Amagamated Lace Opers.
tivcs of America will meet at Kinks'
ton, ". ". today for its annual CON.
vention. the sessions Of which will
continue two weeks.
The Detroit times., 1916-05-02
Such a Clean Lot of Merchandise.

These silks aren't like those In sales cleaned up
In lob lots dealers who can't get rid Of them at regular
prces They like the silks Of opening than
those of q sale with prices slashed.
1.-THE colors fashionable They what the
want The patterns right up the minute The widths
are all standard The merchandise Is brilliantly displayed
It Is new. fresh desirable.
know enough about silks to know that 1891 Of those
goods actually could not be purchased AT THE MILLS
at prices you selling Them That sounds unbelievable
and wasn't right here and the goods and the prices
on the silks I'd hardly believe 1t myself"
The Detroit times., 1916-05-02

~ SAV A4AO~VA ~
This is the most wonderful silk sale have seen."
That the cryptic statement of nearly Of the
biggest in Americas silk industry yesterday after they
had through merchandise carefully and expery
I pay you cold ten per cent profit for your entire lot
and take every yard of silk have left tonight added
New York merchant prince who controls three of the
countrys largest department stores
He had travelled all the way from New York to the
goods. He great merchant His judgment IN matters
pertaining to merchandise is listened to with respect
"Ths wonderful lot of silks" he said II don't
how where you got them. And the most astonishing
thing is that you have the best coors and best patterns the
most fashionable-the silks women want
His offer pay per cent profit for goods
made with sincerity. We declined it with thanks.
Greatest Sale Toe Seen In Fifty Years"
So said grayhared silk expert nearly 80 years of age
who has been dealing in silks since boyhood
member of the advertising staff found him wander
ing aony the silks enjoying of the greatest treats Of
his e The fairyand around him held far deeper meaning
for than for the average visitor He knew the
wonder of 1.-THE miracle Of bringing about sale of 10000
yards of finest desirable silks in the face Of adverse market
conditions
TITS great sale isn't It 2" the writer suggested.
He gazed through his glasses earnestly, almost
temptuously
you don't know HOW great It is" he said. eff you
had been selling silks for 80 If had Travelled from
coast If you had sold every big silk store IN the
you would know that 1t is MOST WONDERFUL SALE.
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1916-06-28

1 had understood. was a widower. and
though he lived ia Strathcld only part
there.
We rang the bell and a middle-ased
housekeeIcr answered.
II am from the water companv." he
began politely. " are testing the
water. perhaps will supply consumers
with hlters. can you let me have a
she did not demur. but invited US in.
Is she drew the water, Craig watched
difficulty ln holding the glass. and as
: she handed u TO him. 4 noticed "A pecu-
mar hanging down Of The wrist KEN
h'dy poured the sample into a second
vial. and 4 noticed that ~ was turbid.
100. with NO mention OF the tragedy
90 her employer, Pee excused himself
road.
Between the two houses Kennedy
paused. and for several moments ap-
! p,arcd To- Doe studying them.
We walked slowly back along the
road 70 the town As W passed tho
local drug store. Kennedy turned and
! ne found II easy enough to get into
Q conversation with the druggist. after
making q small purchase.
, Gradually Kennedy led the CONVERSE
ton around TO the point which ne want
up q little sulphurrttsd hydrogen"
80 ahead. granted the drugsist good
Kennedy Sc, TO work.
slowly he PASSED tho gas through the
samples Of water he had taken from the
huhbiing through. made a hIacklsh pre-
what is i,:r asked the druggist. eur1-
Lead suIphide." replied Kennedy.
: stroklug his chin. This Is AN eN-
! tr,mely delicate test. Why. one can g,t
% distinct browuish TINS, n lead is
present DO even incredibly minute guam
DE, continued 90 work over the walls
/ ranged on the table before him.
The water contains. I should say.
from ten Co nfte,n hundredths 81 a grain
D lead Co the gallon. he remarked. ma
ally
Nyh,r. did 30 come from asked the
ifirE g. unable longer Co restrain his
sot o. lp at r~earcy's.' Kennedy re-
pied frankly. turning 90 observe
whether th" druggist might betray any
That strange. he replied ia gonor-
al surprise. our water In Straf0eld f.
and DO has always seemed To- me 10 be OF
great oIlanic purity
.lut th, pipes are ~ lead. are they
not asked kennedy.
'N-y'S. answered the druggist. r
think boz most places tho service pipes
are 81 lead But. boz added. earnestly.
ae he saw fhs Implication Of his all
kuouI.dle been found fp attack an.
pipes 81" as t' affect ats quality injuri-
Hs turned bis own faucet and drew p
ElH--fuI TT ia normally quite clear.
De- added. holding thr glass up.
II was BOO fact perfectly clear. and
when t" passed some NJ th" gas through
90. nothing happened 1f ODD
Just then a man l0unEed into tho
store
Hello. Doctor greeted the druggist,
Hers are s couple ~ fellows that have
been investigating Oh. water uu az Pear
cy They.se found load in d. That
ought ~ interest sou. This .e Dr Gun
Their. Do introduced. turning 20 ua.
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1916-06-28

and therefore nnds n greater pleasure
iu eatinE" Perhaps n she could ind as
much pleasure she would feel differently
about the matter. Perhaps. hut no one
Will ever know. because We have no way
OF measuring each others sensations.
Between the closest Of ua yawna for
ever a Chasm ms deep as the human
heart. and as wide a. human experience.
and no one can bridge ~ except by innn-
ite tolerance and sympapthy.
Mind you. / do not mean TO cry down
the brace NJ" philosophy. or 10 deny
that there are many people who would
Doe better OF ~ they didn't give In %
themselves 30 much. / merely say that
We shouldn't attempt to nudge who
these people are our only care should
b, that We are not amonE thcm-
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1916-06-28
Green-Stroenuann

mdn0.
Before an altar built OF palms and
grcenery the marriage of Miss Carrie
Hermlne ~StrOehmann. daughter OF Mr..
ana Mrs. Fred q. Stroehmann. and Mr..
George W. Green. OF Triadelphia. was
solemnized Yesterday at the brides
home IN Echo Point. by Rev. A.. w.
Werder. pastor of ST. James Eyange-
hcal church. Only the relatives Of the
principals Witnessed the ceremony,
and the bridal party entered To the Lo-
hensrin march rendered by AppenZel-
lers orchestra. Leading was the
maid OF honor. Miss Ethel Allison or
chester, W. Va, accompanied by Mr..
Robert Green. a brother OF the groom,
who served as best man. Miss Allison
wore a beautiful gown Of embroidered
wolfe with touches Of real lace and
carried an arm bouquet of Aaron Ward
roses. The bride and groom followed.
the bride attired in a gown OF ivory
EeurEette crepe, with folds of taffeta
and the bodice OF zeal lace. Her long
tulle veil was held in place with orange
blossoms n the bridal bouquet fash
Toned OF Kaiser roses and lilies OIL tns
valley IN shower effect During the
ceremony the orchestra played softly
Hearts and Flowers
All details OF the wedding were m
yellow and white the rooms being
p~roiusely trimmed with yellow roses.
The wedding Inner which followed
the marriage ceremony ore cut these
same hues in its decoration. and as a
Ccntorplece for the table. tho grea-
wedding axe was banked with yellow
snapdragons. Other small tables had
the same floral decorations.
Early yesterday evening Mr.. and
Mrs. Green left for a honey moon Jour
ney during which they will visit places
OF interest in the Cast. The bride
Travelled IN a suit of French blue -four.
cite with a small black Milan hat and
gloves and shoes OF "A corresponding
shade. After July Is. they VIII se az
home at 521 sixth avenue. Huntington,
". Va. where Mr.. Green Ca connected
with the Stroehmann Baking estab-
lishment at that place.
The bride preceding her wedding
had been COmplimented with innumer-
able social attentions. and is well
known IN a large circle OF acquainJ-
ances.
The following cards will be received
today.
Mr. and Mrs. Fred G. Stroehmann.
announced the marriage Of their
daughter.
Carrie HermIne,
10
Mr.. George W. Green.
Tuesday afternoon. June Twenty
seventh
al fOur-thirty o'clock
One hundred and twenty Edcwood
street.
Echo Point
Wheeling. West Virginia.
At home
After July 10Th
Huntington, " Va.
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1916-06-28

Yesterday evening az the home of
the brides parents. Mr. and Mrs. A. a.
Landau. ~ Bclrirc. the marriage Of
Miss Bertha Landau to- Mr Max Ie
bow. formerly Of B~ellairc. but now of
Tulsa. Okla. was -solcmniZcd by Rabbi
j Berliman. The home was prcffiIy
decorated Ia pink and white
The bridal gown was Of white crepe
de chine with e fun length fulIs veil
held tu place hr sprays Of valley Nflir.
The maid ~ honor and the bridesmaid.
Misses Rhea Landau and Sadie Lsbow
gowns Of pink tHnctl and carried pink
killarneF roses Master Norman Gold.
stein. ~ Eyria. O. and Miss Ruth
Atlas. of New Sfraif.villr. cousins 90
The bride. carried The French ba k..s
~ roses and sweet peas Nr.era I1u..
Landau and 8 LehUw acted He usher.
The bride o. e. popular member uf
her social scr. and has many friend.
who viii hear ~ her wedding Win
interest The boil Dr. the .un of Mr.
and Mrs " Lehow Of UsIaIrr. and
ie Interested Iu extensive oI operation.
in the west.
Following tho ceremony Mr. and Mr..
I4fhnw lef Tor tho east where ihrr will
remain for several week.. and viii i.
a' homo AZ Tulsa. Okla. after Sept L
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1916-06-28
CLUB
DINNER PARTY
MR.. AND MRS. ALFRED PAUL. EN-
TERRAIN VISITORS IN CITY.
Green-Stroehmann Wedding Was Sol.
emnized Nesterday-Psrty at Tnom-
son Church With Many Other
Pretty Events.

Mr.. and Mrs. Alfred PAUL Of Haw-
thorne Court entertained last evening
at a charming appointed party for the
guests Of MIR. and Mrs. Lawrence
Sands OF the Island. Mrs. Joseph r
Sands and Mrs. W. + Hartmann of
Fairmont. W. Va. the mother and Sis
ter OF Mrs. Sands, who are heHe for an
extended stay. Pretty blossoms
graced the table al the Country club
which bore covers for the following
guests.
Mesdames-
Joseph L. Sands W. 4 Hartman o.
OF Fatrmont. Fairmont.
Messrs and Mesdames-
J. j. Holloway James Cummins
l.. +. Sands. h. Walker Peter
Frank Hoffman,. son
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1916-06-28
CICILI is HELD
TO A JURY
Man Charged with stabbina Fred
Mem Was Arraiqned before
Squire Hobbs last Night

Morris Cicili was held 10 the grand
jury by Squire r. G. Hobbs last night
under bond Of $1,000. after tho squire
had found him guilty Of fc%loniously
stahhlnF Fred Mcuz The Ftabbing
tO1 place several weeks ago on Twen-
fv.sivth street. after the mon had had
% row over "a EirI MCuT was he
principal witness against Cicil Prose
cutting Attorney Mckee appeared FOR
fhD state
OTTO Hess. charged with raising n
disturbance on a street car. was fOsnd
guilty and fined 81 and costs ~
squire HOtb.
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1916-06-28
hancock DAY.

Miss Alserdt Jerome. Of West Lib.
ertN. LEFT Tuesday for ~Salineyillc. O..
whore she will sing az the Hancock.
pay wedding which takes place there
w c~duc-daN. June -. 40 . O'Clock IN
the afternoon
Mis- Jeanne DAY is the charming
dau-hfcr ~ the Rev Edgar Day. "
~StliucNlIlo. but formerly 81 Warwood.
W Va Mr. Edward Hancock is "a
promising young architect of Eauclair.
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1916-06-28
For Miss Ballard.

Complimenting Miss Lucille Ballard
OF Los Angeles. Cal. the guest of Miss
Eleanor Holloway of Leatherwood.
Miss Virginia Hoffman at her home
in Woodsdale will be hostess this af-
ternoon at luncheon. An artistic ar
rangement OF sumner blossoms will
adorn n table and overs will b. laid
Tor fourteen guests, particular friends
OF the hostess.
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1916-06-28

to which all friends OF the chur,n are
invited.
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1916-06-28

OluD
The members OF the Buzz club were
pleasantly entertained on Monday aft.
ernoon at the Windsor hotel by Mrs.
Fred Bachman and Mrs. a W. Kunkell.
The performance at the Victoria
theatre was enjoyed following the
delightful affair. The guests included
the members who are.
Mechanics
Harry Simpson. Guy Lacey,
Bert Krebs. II. A. Reed.
Harry Murrin, Chris Voitle.
Dell Murrin,
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1916-06-28

this city will take plac, The marriage
viii be ~solemnIzed 10y Rev. Father ".
VI Burke "a brother of the groom. who
viii also offer uupfIal hi-h mass gs.
sisted hy Rev Father William Hall
as deacon. and Rev Father W. J. Har.
nahan as sub deacon
The bride will be- attended by her
sister. Miss Grace, GarrIfl. and Nj.
Thomas Burke % brother ct th, groom.
viii serve a- bis best mar
Follow iul the mass w,TlIrg break
it.f VIII hr served tt ODE. brides hum,
and later The cDupl. Will depart Un IL
short wedding trip and upon their o..
turn fu NhrsIiuG viii r,-il, ou south
MsfZtI street.
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1916-06-28

pretty appointments will be served the
sixty guests The program has been
arranged by Mrs. X. +. Hamilton.
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1916-06-28

So fIc home az her rir,nI- lc-ter.
day morning go e o'clock Miss Stella
Administrative was united boz marriage
tu Dr. Frank MattachuI. IN c,.p.
uOuy was performed uy Father Won
LIut'i Boo Che presence OF only the Im.
mediate ~r'Ia.Itrs and q few clos.
lIi"i of fHH Nuunv couple Two
sister. uI tho groom Hete. 49, brides
maid. while Two Of The younger -I-.
tors uI t.D bride acted boo fI. capacity
of flower lIrl- The nrif. wal led
FOO fhr altar ny her father. who gave
Dec away Miss Administrative resides
Don birds. port. where size I- prOmIn.
Ont among tho Polish population ir
f.tf coo. and fI, groom I. o. PROSPER.
uI. tuuU. Wau OF Eriltfr. IHt sOuf.o
NII' mHke fN".r future home, Iu i,I.
l..rD
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Confined IN rHday's Intsnigenosr
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The day book. [volume] (Chicago, Ill.) 1911-1917, 1916-09-21
sHANNEssYs NEED WATER

When board of health inspectors
found that the water supply in the.
fiat of VIM. Shannessy at 1874 Poto-
mac aV. had been cut off because he
couldn't pay the rent, they threat
ened to hale Martin Berg, his land
lord, into court unless the water was
turned on yesterday. Berg sent for
a plumber
Shannessy has been out of work
for six weeks and his 6-year-oId boy
Edward is in bed suffering with diph-
liberia.
The day book. [volume] (Chicago, Ill.) 1911-1917, 1916-09-21
FLIRTING IS BEAUTIFIER, SAYS
THIS ENGLISH ACTRESS

New York, Sept. 21.-'EveTy wom-
an should know how to fiirt," said
Constance Collier, English actress
beauty today, and she added that
age and weight had nothing to do
with it.
Fat women may look funny flirt-
ing just now because slim girls are
the rage, but that is a temporary
condition." said Miss Collier. ''In the
old days. no woman was thought
beautiful unless she was fat.
women who f1irt preserve their
looks and figures longer than those
who settle down like the old-fash-
Toned Japanese wife who shaved her
eyebrows and blackened her teeth to
prove her cOnjugal devotion. Today
men seek in a wife pal, a friend and
fiirt.'
The day book. [volume] (Chicago, Ill.) 1911-1917, 1916-09-21
BARR or BRUNDAoE?

According to the latest count only
48-Votes separate Richard Barr and
Edward Brundage in the balIoting
for attorney general. Although the
small plurality lies in favor of Brun-
>dage, Barr hackers are claiming the
nomination just as Justify as the
leader.
Barr supporters point to the fact
that official cOunt-has cut the lead
claimed by BrUndage from 5000 to
48 votes. y
Ten autos stolen yesterday
The day book. [volume] (Chicago, Ill.) 1911-1917, 1916-09-21

BY Betty Brown
Almost all the new tailored suits
for high school girls have huge cape
collars of fur or velvet and cuffs of
the same that make mUff 'unneces-
sary.
This model was designed for
high school girl, though in the opin-
ion of Betty Brown it is much too
fussy for democratic young Amer
lea. However, it represents the pre-
vailing modes, so here it is.
It is made of golden brown duV-
TYNE. with cuffs and collars of brown
martin. The coat affects the Russian
blouse lines and it's buttoned at the
left side. The odd thing about it is
the deep band at the bottom, set on
loosely in four wide pleats.
Deafness is more common in cold
countries than in warm.
Evening public ledger. [volume] (Philadelphia [Pa.]) 1914-1942, 1916-02-12

The postal card squad is growing
and GROWING. Madeline Evers,
Overlook, has just Joined, and we
know from her earnest letter that she
is going to be very splendid worker.
Beatrice Palmer, Wyncote, Pa, sent
in the incest drawings the other day
keep your eyes wide open, you're very
apt to see them in the club Rainbow
Art Gallery. Charles Mitchell, Tampa
street, had better keep his eyes open,
too, for a battleship is apt TO appear
in the art gallery. That's a secret,
isn't it, Charles?
What do you think? Elizabeth
Miles, North Peach street, West
Philadelphia, has organized a branch
Rainbow Club in her Sunday school.
She writes; "We are going to meet
every Saturday afternoon at 2 o'clock,
and at the end of every month we are
going to have a social lunch. We pay
two cents a week, if we can, toward
this. The minister's wife is going to
teach US to make candy and we're GO
ing to have a piece of pink, blue,
yellow and purple ribbon on the wall
to initiate the Rainbow" know
these little folks are going to have
some very happy times and We think
Evening public ledger. [volume] (Philadelphia [Pa.]) 1914-1942, 1916-02-12

over getting another forty-thousand
ton ocean steamer for his collection"
"Sure, l know" Zapp said, "but the
idee of prison reform is that if the
Jail where Morse was would have been
the way Mr.. Osburn wants to make
Sing Sing, Birsky, and Morse's
friends would come to Mr.. Taft and
say the feller was dying, y'under-
stand, Mr.. Taft would say, We'll, he's
got a decent place to die in anyhow
AS it stands today, Birsky, if you
would keep a dawg in place like
they keep convicts, and the neighbors
complained about you, y'understand,
they would arrest you and send you
to jail which would make the place
where you kept the dawg look like
the waiting room of the new Pennsyl-
vania Station, the old prison idee be-
ing that the next time you felt like
treating a dawg like dawg, Birsky,
that you will remember what hap
pened to you the last time. AS a
matter of fact, Birsky, the idee won't
work out that way, because all the
time you are in that black hole, Bir-
sky, you are saying to yourself,
Wait till l get out of here and I'll
show that dawg what cruelty to ami
mails really ought to be- Also after
you get out every time you meet a
dawg and nobody is looking, you kick
the dawg for the sake of his friend
who got you into jail"
"What are you talking nonsense,
Zapp?" Birsky said. 81 never look at
a dawg from one years end to the
other"
81 am only talking in manner of
speaking, Birsky," Zapp explained.
~ am trying to tell you that Mr..
Evening public ledger. [volume] (Philadelphia [Pa.]) 1914-1942, 1916-02-12

up there and have elegant meals and
everybody is happy and contented,
y'understand, and the consequence is
lot of fellers which formerly worked
themselves to death for ten or twelve
dollars a week gets an idee from hear
ing this Teller Osburn talk that if
they want to improve themselves all
they got to do is to go out and knock
somebody on the head. which Gott soil
huetcn it should be me, Zapp, it would
be just my luck that the feller over
does the thing and gets electrocuted."
"Osburn amt getting off lectures
about Sing Sing to exercise his voice,
Birsky," zapp said. "People invites
him to these affairs. They want to
hear what the Teller is doing, because
they take an interest in such things,
and they amt schnorrers like us,
Birsky. They're rich people-million-
aires"
"Sure, l know" Birsky continued.
"They want to find out just what they
are up against Ill CdSc JHcy uluh SON
the right dope from their lawyers be-
fore they went into the last big
merger and foated that $100,000,000
bond issue. What them fellers would
like TO see is that every cell should be
big enough to take an armory size
oriental rug, with a stock ticker on
top of the humidor in the corner.
Millionaires is getting more interest
ed in jails every day, Zapp, and if
the Government goes to work and gets
after all them millionaires which is
allowing themselves such liberal cash
discounts in the income tax state
ments, Zapp, instead of leaving their
money to hospitals because they got
treated so good in Mount Sinai that
time they had stomach trouble, them
millionaires will remember how kind
Mr.. Osburn was to them that time
they had income tax trouble or rail
road bond trouble or antitrust trou-
bic, and the first thing you know,
Zapp, you will read it in the papers:
S2,OOO,OOO TO SING SING
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Prison Benefits by Will of j. Van
Rensselaer, Mezummen

Or when real estaters is taking out a
couple good sucker prospects in auto
mobiles to see lots 422 to 42S, inclu-
sive, in Block 81 on a map filed in the
Office of the Register of the County
of Westchester, January I'd, 1916, by
the number 2649, y'understand, one
of the talking points will be that from
any part of the property you could
see the new buildings of the Judson
X. Rayvoch Memorial Jail, and the
grounds is all fixed up elegant with
flowers and trees like a high-class
cemetery development, and there is
lady trained nurses in white caps
leading around the patients. The big
gest cripple among them is an old
feller which is suffering from a chain
of busted banks, and when after a
couple of weeks the President dis
charges him as incurable, he's going
to live in a little cottage with his
wife and take no more interest in
nothing except to collect ocean steam