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The Monticellonian., 1916-03-30

IIey pTEIGT 10 no VIII
choose the washing, for
there is more variety in
movement and they do
not get so tired as they
do standing for hours,
usually on a hard. I'M
elastic floor. There is
something about iron
il, however, which is
most satisfactory for
The Monticellonian., 1916-03-30

I wish, can. I will. are the three
trumpet notes 10 victory.
Happiness is a fact. not an attain
ment ii comes from within. not from
possessions without
The Monticellonian., 1916-03-30

Life and success mean not submits
sion to. but mastery of environment.
-Abdon.
The Monticellonian., 1916-03-30

Wise men ne'er sit still and bewail
their loss, but cheerily seek how to re-
dress their harms. Shakespeare.
The Monticellonian., 1916-03-30
SOME GOOD DRIED FRUITS.

When meeting an empty fruit closet
remember the delicious dishes to be
The Monticellonian., 1916-03-30
MORE ABOUT FIRELEss COOKER

For long, slow cooking the cooker
is unsurpassed Meats that are tough
The Monticellonian., 1916-03-30
THE "U-BOatS"
(1which have
done much dam
age have been de-
veloped rapidly
by the kaiser's ma
val constructors.

o more striking proof of
the rapidity of modern
advance in engineering
could be quoted than the
startling career of the
airshin and e1tht11 nrinn
The Monticellonian., 1916-03-30
CHEESE COMBINATIONS.

The wholesome cheese is a food in
itself and when combined with vege-
The Monticellonian., 1916-03-30
IRONING MADE EASY.

The majority of women who DO
their own laundry work if asked which
The Monticellonian., 1916-03-30
DESTINY WIND
BY M. McuLLoueH-wILLiAMs

Esmay would have sneered if you
had said, "a wind of destiny when a
rain squall whipped half letter
from his loosely-clasped fingers and
sent it sailing high over the tree
Judsonia weekly advance., 1916-04-19
COMPLETE PLANS
 FOR SANITAR|UM
GREAT $s,ooo,ooo PROJECT TO BE BUILT WILL BE THE LAR
 CYST IN THE WORLD.
FINANCES ARE NOW ASSURED
Site Is Contained Within Territory Bounded By Central Avenue, Pros pect Avenue and Market Street,
 Forming Sort of a Triangle.
Hot Springs

Hot Springs
 The new S9,000,000 sanitarium for Hot Springs, which is to be built in Hot Springs, and which will be the largest and most complete series of buildings of their kind ever built at any resort in the world, appears to the committee to be assured beyond question. The committee had instruc- ttons from R. Onffroy that the money for this Improvement was assured beyond question, and the information urged that all property owners with in the district have their abstracts prepared and brought up to date so the property may be taken over by the American Thermae Company at any time.
 The site is contained within the ter ritory bounded by Central Avenue, Prospect Avenue and Market street. forming a sort of triangle.
 The main building will be a sort Of hotel, with the finest appointments that money can buy. It will have the first floor devoted to Hobbies, din ing rooms, writing rooms and music rooms, and on the floors above will be the rooms, en suite, and appointed in the finest manner There will be a roof garden on top of the hotei, which will be a popular lingering place for the guests and will have an exceptional view
 To the right of the main building is the casino, which will be fitted up for the entertainment of the guests, there being planned a billiard room, grill, cards, buffet, bathrooms and a small theater building.
 Within the center is the great "bai- nearium," or bathhouse group, which will contain two of the finest bath houses in the world. A large nata- torium or swimming pool of the min eral waters and the finest appointed private baths make this feature one of the most enticing of the buildings.
 A gymnasium will be installed Tn one of the buildings known as the second group, and will be not alone a hall fitted for athletics, but one that can be opened up and where lee lures and concerets and public enter tainments can be given.
Judsonia weekly advance., 1916-04-19
Zeppelin Bombs.

Easing his calculation upon the data which were procured when the Z-4 made descent at Luneyille, France. in 1913, Aeronautics estimates that the maximum capacity of the modern Zeppelin for carrying high ex- plosives is about 11a tons, and that they cannot possibly carry the five tons which have been claimed for these ships of the air
 The some authority estimates that in crossing the 300 miles from the German base to the English coast a ton and a half of fuel is consumed, and that if a ton and half of explo- sive is carried static state of equilib- rum will have been attained by the time the coast is reached, the lifting power thereafter being dependent upon the lifting planes. Explosive bombs carried by the Zeppelin weigh 1855 pounds and the incendiary bombs about 20 pounds each.
Judsonia weekly advance., 1916-04-19
Get the Habit of Drinking Hot Water
 Before Breakfast
Says we can't look or feel right with the system full
 of poisons.

Millions of folks bathe internally now instead of loading their system with drugs. Whats an inside bath? 2" you say. We'll, it is guaranteed to per form miracles if you could believe these hot water enthusiasts.
 There are vast numbers of men and women who, immediately upon arising in the morning, drink glass of real hot water with teaspoonful of lime stone phosphate in it. This is a very excellent health measure. It is in- tended to flush the stomach, liver, kid neys and the thirty feet of intestines of the previous days waste, sour bile and indigestible material left over in the body which, if not eliminated every day, become food for the millions of bacteria which infest the bowels, the quick result is poisons and toxins which are then absorbed into the blood causing headache, bilious at tacks, foul breath, bad taste. colds, stomach trouble, kidney misery, sleep lessness, impure blood and all sorts of ailments.
 People who feel good one day and badly the next, but who simply can not get feeling right are urged to ob- tain quarter pound of limestone phosphate from any druggist or store keeper. This will cost very little but is sufficient to make anyone a real crank on the subject of internal sani- tation.
 Just as soap and hot water act on the skin, cleansing, sweetening and freshening, so limestone phosphate and hot water act on the stomach, liver, kidneys and bowels. It is vast ly more important to bathe on the in. side than on the outside, because the skin pores do not absorb impurities in. to the blood, while the bowel pores do. Adv.
Judsonia weekly advance., 1916-04-19
NOW TELLING
 THE NEICHb0RS
To Follow Her Example, When in Need of a Medicine, and They
 Have Profited by Her Advice.

Asheville, N. C.-Mrs. ". H. Rhoades, of R. F. D. No. 1, of this place, writes: For five years after my marriage, I didn't have very good health. Every three months I suffered for several days. l had terrible pains in my abdomen and back. tried various remedies and medicines, which gave me no relief.
 Seeing the testimonials in the al- manac, I thought l would try Cardui. After taking the first one or two bot ties, began to feel better. I took it off and on for about four years. inn proved all the tina after I began to take Cardui. ..
 "Cardui and Black-Draught both are fine medicines and I always advise my sick neighbors to take them and they have been improved or cured by fol lowing my advice. I would also advise all suffering women to take Cardui, for it brought about a permanent cure for me, and always have it in the house. I am we'll and strong and have had good health in that respect since using that medicine"
 Many ladies, who once suffered ter rible pains, now do so no more, or at least are relieved of many of their troubles as a result of taking Cardui. the womans tonic.
 Try it. For sale by all druggists.
Judsonia weekly advance., 1916-04-19
LITTLE ROCK BOARD OF COM, MERGE ENDORSES ARKANSAS
 ON WHEELS" TOUR.
COMMITTEE IS APPOINTED
Tour as Planned Would Extend From Little Rock to Washington, D. C., Via Southern Route, Returning
 Through Ohio and Illinois.
Little Rock

LlLJl6 ftOCh.-
 T. E. Wood, chairman of the Arkan sas Railroad Commission, and resi- dent of Marianna has announced that he will be behind the project to ad- vertise the products and resources of Arkansas by running again this fall another Arkansas on Wheels" train.
 According to MT Wood, the train will be composed of twelve car all steel equipment, consisting of four ex. hibit cars, commissary car, diniag car and six Pullmans for the accom- modation of one hundred representa- tive, progressive citizens of the state and one of the best bands in the state. It will be the finest exhibition train of the kind ever operated through the states Associated with MT Wood, will be Mir. w. B. Folsom Of Brinkley, who ran train of this kind in 1910, 1911 and 1912 and from which Arkansas received magnificent results both from an immigration and financial standpoint.
 The project has been endorsed by the Board of Governors of the Little Rock Chamber of Commerce and other commercial associations and leading business men throughout the state.
 The trip as contemplated will cover a distance between two thousand five hundred and three thousand miles, and while the exact route has not yet been determined, it is more than like ly Southern Lines will be traversed on the going trip and Northern Lines on the return, making many stops in Mississippi, Alabama, Georgia, North Carolina, South Carolina, Virginia. West Virginia, Pennsylvania, Ohio, Indiana and Illinois. The first step after leaving Little Rock will be made in Memphis and among other princi- pal cities of the Union that will be included i'll the itinerary will be Bir- mingham, Atlanta, Raleigh, Richmond, Washington, Pittsburg, Wheeling, Cin- cinnati, Indianapolis, Vincennes, Ter re Haute, Cairo.
 It is proposed to have every eoun. ty in the state represented on this trip in person and by exhibit, if pos. sible, and to make of it not only national, but an international exposi- ton. At Washington City, the train will be parked for two days, and 1t is the intention of the promoters, ac- cording to Mir. Wood, to have the farm immigration agents of the carriers and the representatives of the foreign societies located in New York, phila- delphia and other seaboard cities to visit the train for the purpose Of viewing the exhibits and meeting the citizens of the state. In this manner, it is anticipated that Arkansas will be placed prominently before those who will have in charge the tide of immigration that is sure to flow to the States as soon as the war subsidies in Europe.
 This will be the biggest statewide advertising ever attempted, and has for it's primary justification and cause the locating of more capital in Ar kansas and securing of more inte.>i- gence on the farms thus securing to all classes of business, isdustrial and commercial enterprises the benefcent results that will necessarily follow.
Judsonia weekly advance., 1916-04-19
GOOD REPORT Doctor Proved Value of Postunl.

Physicians know that good food and drink, properly selected, are of the ut most importance, not only for the re- lief of disease but to maintain health even when one is we'll
 A doctor writes, T count it 8 pleas ure to say a good word for Postum with which have been enabled to re- lieve so many sufferers, and which l count, with it's valued companion Grape Nuts, one of the daily blessings Coffee was banished from my own table some time ago and Postum used regularly in its place." Coffee is in- furious to many persons, because it contains the subtle, poisonous drug, caffeine)
 T frequently find it necessary to in struct patients when they take Pos tum for the first time to be quite sure that it is properly made according to directions, then it has clear, seal. brown color and a rich, snappy taste, as well as health giving qualities.
 The above letter, received over ten years ago, is fully confirmed by a re- cent letter from the doctor, in which 1 he says:
 Tt is a pleasure to render good report covering a product of which am so enthusiastic friend.
 T am using in my home your Pos. 1 tum Cereal in both its forms. And what is more, I am having it used in the families of several patients in which there are children, and all unite in endorsing the fine qualities of your admirable product"
 Name given by Postum Co.,, Battle Creek, Mich.
 Postum comes in two forms:
 Postum Cereal-the original form must be well boiled. 15c and 25e l Ikgs.
 Instant Postum--a soluble powder dissolves quickly in a cup of hot wa ter, and. with cream and sugar, makes a delicious beverage instantly. 30t and 50c tins.
 Both forms are equally delicious ant cost about the same per cup.
 There's a Reason" for Postum.
 --sold by Grocers
Judsonia weekly advance., 1916-04-19
Pool Percy.

At dance PercivaI Claude was pre- sented to a beautiful young girl from an adjoining town, and during the eve ming it was his great happiness to lead her out among the papier mache palms for ice cream and angel cake
 And so," said the girl, in response to Percivals story of his life, you have never married?
 No" answered Percival, q shall never marry until I meet a woman who is my direct opposite"
 That should not be hard,'' returned the pretty one with a faint smile. There are bright, intelligent girls in every part of the town
Judsonia weekly advance., 1916-04-19
Druggist Knows the
 Best Kidney Remedy

For more than twenty years have been successfully selling Dr. Kilmer's Swamp Root to my customers who were in need of such medicine and they all speak in the highest terms of the good results obtained from it's use. I know it is a good medi- cine for kidney, liver and bladder troubles and I never hesitate in recommending it to anyone who is in need of 1t.
 Very truly yours,
 W. H. MASON, Druggist, Jan. 5th, 1916. Humboldt, Tenn
Judsonia weekly advance., 1916-04-19
First and Second Wives.

The second wife is usually happier than tho first because by that time q man has got all his bachelor the ories about "how to rule woman" and how to make over a wife" out of his. system.-Exchange
Judsonia weekly advance., 1916-04-19
Fortunate Accident.

"That there least boy of mine, Bear cat. takes after his maW's mother" stated MT. Gap Johnson of Rumpus Ridge. Its a lucky thing that he wasn't born a two-headed boy, or he'd shore battle himself to death. Kan sas City Star.
Judsonia weekly advance., 1916-04-19
Alaskan Gold Mines.

The first gold mining in Alaska was in the Juneau gold belt. More than S6O,00O, ,0OO worth of gold has been produced from this region. Most of this gold has been taken from the mines near Juneau.
Judsonia weekly advance., 1916-04-19
Remarkable Echo.

There is an extraordinary echo Tn the cathedral at Pisa. If you sing two notes there is no reyerberation, but if you sing three they are taken up, swelled and prolonged into a beautiful harmony.
Judsonia weekly advance., 1916-04-19
Verbose.

Did De Boore have anything to say when the toastmaster called on him at the banquet?'
 No, and it took him nearly an hour to say it.''
Judsonia weekly advance., 1916-04-19
COVETED BY ALL

but possessed by few-a beautiful head of hair. If yours is streaked with gray, or is harsh and stiff, you can re- store it to it's former beauty and lus- ter by using La Creole" Hair Dress- ing. Price s100.-Adv.
Judsonia weekly advance., 1916-04-19
His Choice.

"six days or six dollars said the judge sternly.
 ''Ill take six dollars said the pris- oner. i've got enough time on my hands as it is''
Judsonia weekly advance., 1916-04-19
nJust Tickled.o

The Atchison Globe vouches for the small boy, who, returning from a first dental experience, was asked Did 1t hurt?" and replied, No, he just tickled my teeth with his little auto.'
Judsonia weekly advance., 1916-04-19
Sawed-of Sermon.

The average girl is more courage ous than pugilist. She is usually ready to make match with man twice her size.
Judsonia weekly advance., 1916-04-19

Dr. Pierce's Pellets are best for liver, bowels and stomach. One little Pellet for laxative-three for a cathartie.-Adv.
Judsonia weekly advance., 1916-04-19

Beautiful, clear white clothes delighta the laundress who uses Red Cross Ball Blue. All grocers. Adv.
Judsonia weekly advance., 1916-04-19

The largest sweet gum tree on Black river, which stood between Corning and Pocahontas, has been made into lumber. The tree produc- ed 6,587 feet. The tree escaped the woodlands ax for many years be- cause it was so located that it could not be moved to water without much labor.
Judsonia weekly advance., 1916-04-19

At the close of the meeting of the board of trustees of Henderson-Brown College at Philadelphia, Dr. J. M. Workman was reelected president Of the institution. Practically the entire faculty was reelected and but few changes will be made in the personnel of that body.
Judsonia weekly advance., 1916-04-19
Safety First.

'1ll let you into my scheme on the ground floor"
 Are there any exits?"
Judsonia weekly advance., 1916-04-19

An exhibit intended to promote in. terest in child welfare work in Ar kansas will be shown during the weeK beginning April "A under auspices of the United Charities Association, in connection with daily entertainments by children of the Little Rock schools and organizations of the city. Begin. ming on April 25 and continuing three days, there will be state conference for social welfare, during which child welfare also will be an important feature.
 The exhibit, which probably will be shown In the old statehouse, cost $10,000. It consists of panels which show how conditions for children may be improved in the home, in schools, in clubs and in institutions. The panels deal with sex hygiene, chil- inspection in the schools, feeble-mind- edness, vocational education, chill dren's play and outdoor life. The ex- hibit, which has been shown in many cities and at the Panama-C California Exposition at San Diego, has been responsible for arousing interest in child welfare work and in the instt' tuition of many new methods and i'm. proved conditions for children.
 At the state conference for social welfare, the problems dealing with the mental defectives, of health, child welfare, public and private char ities, prison reform and sex hygiene will be taken up in sections. Chair men of sections in the order named above are: ,Durand Whipple, Dr. c. w Garrison, J. R. Jewell of Fayette- vile, Mrs. D. Reeves of Helena, Miss Caroline B. Phelps of Conway and Rabbi J. Jasin of Pine Bluff. Mayor Taylor, Dr. c. H. Brough and others prominent in reform work in Arkan, sas will be on the program. Efforts are being made to secure the attend anee at the conference of Dr. c. E. Evans of Chicago, an authority on health problems.
Judsonia weekly advance., 1916-04-19

If you are not up and doing you will soon be down and done.
Judsonia weekly advance., 1916-04-19
Letter to pr. kilmer C. Go. Binghamton, N. Y.
Prove What Syamu.Root Will Do For You

Send ten cents to Dr. Kilmer & O., Binghamton, N. Y., for sample size bot, tie. It will convince anyone. You will also receive booklet of valuable infor, nation, telling about the kidneys and blad- der. When writing, be sure and mention this paper. Regular fifty-cent and one dollar size bottles for sale at all drug stores.-Adv.
Judsonia weekly advance., 1916-04-19

Men and women waste lot of yalu- able time feeling sorry for each other.
Judsonia weekly advance., 1916-04-19
Paper Weight.
Magic Washing Stick

This is something new to housewives something they have wanted all their lives, but never could get before. It makes 1t pos. sible to do the heaviest, hardest washing in less than one.half the time 1t took by old methods, and 1t eliminates all rubbing and mus cular effort No washing machine is needed. Nothing but this simple little preparation, which is absolutely harmless to tho finest fabrlcs white, colored woolen. It makes the hardest task of the week pleasant pastime- & delightful occupation. You will be de- lighted at the clean, spotless, snow-white clothes that come out of the rinsing water; and all without any effort on your part. The Magic Washing Stick does t al-and remember without injury to the most delicate goods, coored or white, woolens, blankets, lace cur tains, etc. Contains no acids, no alkalies, no poisonous ingredients to make it's use dan gerous. Is Uashlngs 25 cents
 Sold by all Druggists and Grocers every where. If yours doesn't handle it, show him this ad-he'll get it for you. Or send 25c in stamps to A. 3. RICHARDS CO.,. sherman Texas.
 Arkansas Distributors
 stuEKETT-JaaaEit GR0 co., Little Rock Arkansas-Adv.
Judsonia weekly advance., 1916-04-19
BRIEFLY RELATED.

Near Alma, in Crawford county, a stranger came to the farm of j. F. Holland, exhibited a map of the place and said Mexicans had buried some treasure there 80 years ago. He of fered Mir Holland $50 for the privi- lege of digging for the treasure. MT.
 Holland accepted and the man staked
 off spot on the farm. He left, say ing he would return next day. That night he, or someone else, made an excavation at the point staked and removed something from the hole. The man has not been seen since nor has MT Holland received his $50.
Judsonia weekly advance., 1916-04-19

Marion Lake, in Crittenden county, is to be drained. The draining will bring in miles of rich farm lands. The lake which was known in the time of fernando De Soto is nine miles long.
Judsonia weekly advance., 1916-04-19

Weak, Fainty Heart, and Mysteries can be rectihed by taking "Renovine" heart and nerve tonic. Price soc and $r. Adv,
Judsonia weekly advance., 1916-04-19

The contractors for the waterworks large force of men at work making excavations and placing sewer pipe in the eastern part of Heber Springs. As soon as the weather will permit more men will be placed on the job, and it is thought the entire system will be completed in the early sum- mer.
Judsonia weekly advance., 1916-04-19

How we dislike to pay for things after we have worn them out.
Judsonia weekly advance., 1916-04-19

WHY HAVE cHILLs AND FEvER7
 Plantation" Chill Tonic is guaran- teed and will do the work in week. Your money cheerfully refunded by dealers if it fails after giving it a proper trial. Price 50c.--Adv.
Judsonia weekly advance., 1916-04-19

Some men don't know enough to atop boring after they strike oil.
Judsonia weekly advance., 1916-04-19

The Mammoth Spring Progress wants the Mammoth Spring end of Fulton county joined to Sharp county or a new county formed of parts of Sharp, Randolph and Fulton coun- ties.
Judsonia weekly advance., 1916-04-19

Nine-tenths of the state farm at Cummins, now used exclusively for negro convicts, is again under water, from few inches to several feet deep, according to reports reaching the office of the Penitentiary Commis- sion. No crops had been planted and the water will do no damage, except to delay farm work, according to J. A. Bradsher, chairman of the com, mission.
Judsonia weekly advance., 1916-04-19
RECEIPT FOR DARKENlNG
 GRAY HAIR WITHOUT DYES.

Apply like a shampoo to your hair and scalp Q-Ban Hair Color Restorer. Do this every day for a week then three times a week. In short time all your gray, faded, prematurely gray or gray streaked hair turns an even beautiful dark shade with not even a trace of gray showing. Q-Ban makes scalp and hair healthy, leaving all your hair fluffy, soft, thick and beautifully dark and lustrous. Q-Ban is not a dye, is harmless, and is sold on a money back guarantee by drug stores:
 big bottle 50c or sent prepaid by Q-Ban, Front St, Memphis, Tenn.-Adv.
Judsonia weekly advance., 1916-04-19

The Rev. w. D. Sharp, wh,- has edited and published the Junction City Herald, has retired as editor and has been succeeded by J. B. Story.