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The Fargo forum and daily republican. [volume] (Fargo, N.D.) 1894-1957, 1916-12-02
to Speak at
Elk Lodge of Sorrow

arranged for this years memorial
service, with exceptionally fine
musical features.
The annual Lodge Of Sorrow is
convened by the Elks throughout the
lodge world, and it is a time of
memorial for those who have passed
on.
The Fargo forum and daily republican. [volume] (Fargo, N.D.) 1894-1957, 1916-12-02
ATTEMPT
TO DRIVE
VILLA OUT

Juarez, Mex, Dec. "A general
attack on Chihuahua City by the
Carranza forces in an effort to
retake the city from the Villa
bandits, is expected to begin some
time today, If not already under
way, according to reliable source
of information here.
The Fargo forum and daily republican. [volume] (Fargo, N.D.) 1894-1957, 1916-12-02
Gerard Will Personally
ProtestB BelgianD Deportation

Washington Dec the deportation Of Belgian
Gently will be emphasized German ocals by Ambaa
individual attitude of Wilson tell of the
The Fargo forum and daily republican. [volume] (Fargo, N.D.) 1894-1957, 1916-12-02

Fair and warmer tonight. Sunday
partly cloudy. Fresh southerly winds.
Bisbee daily review., 1916-12-03

The Famous Sayer-Rowley- Thai Group-230 Acres on the Strike of the Ore.
Bisbee daily review., 1916-12-03

The Famous Sayer-Rowley-Thal Group-23O Acres on the Strike of the Ore.
Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1916-04-13
SnbilGnm 6es l.. Waroeiclbartiaeric
Hcaiments.

las T.. Observation-Disclosures
mcrt fonnte ON 10. Sebrllar arif ciil
birrOcrtiGbriseS Seitebcn 5uriif.
blidcn. slus bieicm AnlaB. funo bel
Der GrIotabtbeilung bes Sruppen.
tbeils aui Dem Grer5icrplat in Der
Yerlebcrgcr Strobc cine einiod)c
6eier IN Der Sorml- cincS NppeaS
itatt. 81 Der Seicr battcn iid aud,
mcbrcrc boberc Sifi5ierc, an Der
Spiee Der itelpertretenbe fomman-
oierenoe General bcs @aroeforps,
b. Sopcnfelo, llno ser Serein ebcma-
Tiger anmeroOen bes 1. 8arOcielo.
artiaerie- He9imcnts nit Dem @an-
ilcr einqeiilnoen. Ger aommanoclr
Der Griaeobtbeilltng, &ailptmann D.
Sopldris, belt on Die pcriammeltell
Mannid)aften cine I%ltiprad)e, sic III
Elm Sod ollf ocn obcriten ariegsbcrrll
alsflaug.
Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1916-04-13
Gin 3iueirab fir Snpalibe.

I'm 9el,ten, Die i'm 8ebrauhe zines
9eines bebinoert iino, Die Wo9lit.
felt 81 eeben, iih auf benz Haoe fort
S~ubewegen, lit neueroinss Elm iebr
Sruefm1Biges Sabrrao f%onitruieri
porOel,. oos ielbit @mputicrten geitat.
tet, iid) ieiner Su b%eoienen. @ie
Stabsar5t Or. ). Selpp, Der leitenoc
slr5t oes ortbopGoiid)en Heierpe.
cigarettes in Sreiburg, IN Der .3eit-
ifriit iiir Gr5tlid)e 6ortbiloiung" nit.
tbeilt, lit bas Nel,artige Ser WaidDini
I'M Observation-Disclosures. 0as 3peiroo
beiist nod eiit orittes HGbhen, Dos
bel Iitfiiscn mo Ibitcigen mitaeiab.
re1 miro, luGbreno DER Sob,t jebod,
ausgeid)altet meroen fam. Sas brittle
STAB geltattet eiu rlbigcs illo be-
nlIernes Ibiteigcn pom ltebcnoell
Haoe; alld) fam mon oilf Dem itcben.
Den Maoe iiseIl bleiben. Die aoll.
itriiftion bicies S%abrraoes biiritc fir
mard)en ariegsinpalioen cine mertb.
pole llntcritiitung icin.
Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1916-04-13

gut III oieier Yeriooc ON Gage 81
ihlaien ipie ionit 5llr Naht5eit. @ci,
terbin fommt Die ifnpeoiihe @ren5,
itaot Eornca; bier 5Gblt Der langItc
5aa 81 Y. Ger fiirScite Oasegen mr.
21a Stunocu. Sn ct. petersburg
mo Sobolaf III Sibirien ipabrte Der
lGnaite Sog 10 Stunocu, oaec9erl
bat DER fiirSeite Gag IN oieiet beiocl1
StGoten MIR : S%trnocn. Sn Stod.
bolm mo llpiala boi,ert Der lGnaitC
Gag 1872, Der fiir5eite so Stunoen.
ISn Berlin mo Sonoon cnblid) be
trdgt Die lanaite SageS5eit 1712
StlnOelt.
Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1916-04-13
Bic lGnsiten nno fiirSeiten Sage IN
Guruuu.

Gen ldngitcu Gag in europa bat
Die Staot Heptiauif aIi Sslan0 aui.
5llpciicn; BORT, ipie i~iberbaupt uui Der
gan5en Sniel, Oallert Die 5agesbelle
49, Wtonate. Sobonn folgt bas in
9tonpcgcn am @nranger Sioro selc-
gene Stdotd)en @oroobus. 100 es pom
81. IRoi bis -. SuIi ullinterbrofer
Gag iii. lie 9t1d,te iaaen IN oieiel,
Srtcn mo in Den nnaren5cnoen DC,
5irteu olio lGngerc 3eit ans, mas Die
Mcnid)cll abcr llid)t binocrt, cberlic
Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1916-04-13
Scmtidlanbs &ricgsbentc.

S~nnerbalb Ser @ren5en bes 9eut.
iden HeidJes beiinoen iih sllr5eit
1,429,971 ariegs9eiangene, 300
8eifiise, ZOO Wunitionspaaer
uno ionitiee SabrSeuge. 100000
@epebrc, 5000 Maihinengemebre
Die ollBerorocntlid) groBe Wenae
BON &riegsmatcriol oler glrt, Die
gegen Die 5einoe @erpenoung finoci
ODER on Die Sreunoe abgcseben NOR
ben lit, lit in ben obieen gngabel
cbeniouenig einbeariifen, ipie bie
8efansenen mo oas @eifiismote'
rial, Die lid in Den Sdnoen Der Der
biin0eten Staaten beiinoen.
Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1916-04-13
Sic i~ransDiiidJe Grntc 1916.

gtad elmer Mcloung oeS .N6ntir"
ans SourS miro Die fommenoc Grntc
ciilcn ~itorfcn 9~litsinQ oufweiicn. Die
bobcn Yrciie iiir Siingitoiic, Der
Morgel ar Sronapoftmittcl, Die ne.
gengiiiic, Die sic porbereitcnAen 9Ir.
better pcr5ogcrtcu mo SIT oleu ser
b~citcbcnbc Wangcl al Nrbeitcru mirf.
ten n~od)tbeilig aui Die Eroouftion
Ser Sanolpirtbihait. III Mittcl.
6ranfreid) fonlmcn 10 bis - BRO.
sent Scr 1913 bebautct 9ooenilGhe
i~ibcrbolpt niht sur @earbcitmng.
Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1916-04-13
Sin S%oScsmrtbcil.

Sn slpril 1915 mliroc Der otter
reihiid)e Gi6e-aomiral bes Hube.
Itanoes, bon Wauler, Der iid) bel
ariegsausbruh in &uBlano befano,
bon Der ruiiiiten Toli5ei geiangen
genommen unb in gin5elbaft seiest.
Sect murbe BON Wauler Dor eill
ariegsgeridt aeiteGt uno lit sum
Sooe perurtbeilt woroen.
Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1916-04-13

aorps. @ir iuitien onrd uilberiibrte,
aber DEM Illsieben nad) politdnoig
entpolferte Stdote, porbei an ser.
lfolierlen Sofen, oeren 8erippe beiirl
Sheine l%utierer rieiigen Strablwer.
Ter 81 Suifaeitalten ipGdit. Sirlten
am Scri5ont blist es bier uno Oa bon
Sdiii'en ober Sid)tbonlben. nnO
FOULS mGd,tises Seitungsperf per.
rGtb lid MIR ourd) eiu mciB uber cil
anoereS grim SitternoeS 2id,tbiinoel,
weld)es lid bdIo iiber Den 9obcrl
%id,ldn9elt, balo lid geraoe in Die 2uit
fpirft.
Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1916-04-13
Yuincare an Siebfned)t.

.@on der ierpiteur! Sbre Sal.
tling I'M Gelltid,en &eihstag. 100 Sic
ollein oils weiBer Rabc iiir Den saais
idlru ISabn tbGtig iinb, bat meinenl
Screen iebr wobi getbon. Sd err.
nenlle Sic in oanfbarer g%nerfenmmg
SDrer Iienite 5iirl &orporal IN Der
iran5oiiideu ebrenleaion mn ioroere
Sic oili, SIREN Iienit ioiort all5iltre.
ten. IcripGtetes Grid)einen miro 5l
Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1916-04-13

lid)en Sllrd)brlld, auf5ugebelt, iid)
lpieOer III nelle Soblcn urlo @rGbet
e%lll5ugraben, uno man pilrOe Die
frnn5oiiId)e Sougli6fcit lulo Sopicr.
felt groblid) p%erfernell, iueiul man
glallbte, oob tic obile 5pillgciOcn
8runb, obne sic furd)tbnriten Ser.
lutte aufborten. Mtan hot feline 3ii-
fern, ma bered)net jebpd, Die irons
5oIilfen Gerluite altf wcnigltcllS
100000 Monn.
SransONidcr SnrdbrndJs : @crind).
Die S%ran5olen bebaupten ms &C.
geniiber, oaB man feinen mirflid)en
SurdJbrlld) eritrebte. 0a5lb fiiblte
man iid) nod 81 idpuad. Gus @an5e
lolte cine politiId)e Concentration
gelpeIen iein, Die oorollf abgeiebell
mar, Den unrubiaen 9olfan lln0 be.
lonocrs Sulgarien al itimulieren, oas
in 0ieien Sagen oas Sdnpert 5og.
Die gail5e 9ehaliptung ScrfdQt bllrd)
lire eigene llngcreimtbeit. @oQte
man Den lln5llpcrlGiligen Sernlcbern
5eigen, meld)c arGite Die Gntentc Dem
oeutid)en @iocritanOe gegeniibcr be.
iaB, mllBten ia oieie cillen groBen,
perwiiitenoeu Nniall, Scr scbemmt
miro, ais Elm 3eid)ell III entgegengc-
lester Hid)tllng a"llffniier, cs mag
iein, BOB Ser Nlnfaa crit gegen eine
Sinie Summer = gcbrod)en mllroe.
Man opfert nid)t Sunoertc bon Wiil.
lionen nllo SlinOerttntieuoe BON Col
oaten, I'M iif) nit einem Genuine 81
begniigen, ser iiinf Weilen lang rno
faum brci ailometer brett lit.
Sie 8abrbeit lit einfah, baB cs
Elm pirflid)er 9rrdJbrild) i'm groBen
mar, obgleid) nodyber Die Belt fir i'm
pieQeiht geacn Den @iaen Scr iran-
Soiiid)en militdriifen 2eitung uno
gbiid,t er5pungen muroe, I'M, menn
moglit, Die per5meifeltc Gage III Ser.
blen nit ibren pielen gcf1brlihcn
Solgen 81 rcttct.-
arf Der onoeren Seite 0es Silgcl9
mar cine fron5oiiid)e 9lrtiacricitcl.
lung iiir Selofanoncn mo Icidtetc
Snllbiserr. ginige Tieroefopie glf.
ten aus Den g1n5lih 5~crItortcu rgc.
oeften MGumen", Ole pcrgebenS &C.
glalibt botten, ooB Der Berg ibnen
geniigeno SdllB gelpGbren miiroc.
Tiht babel liegt cin flcincr biibid)er
airdJbof nit 5ierlid geidynieten arell-
5elt, llnlgeben nit cillcnl mirflid) &c.
ihmofpollen 3oun bon 3rpeigen.
Sier ruben Die ocutidcn Sanopcbrs
MANNER, Die pGbrcno oes Sageperfs
geialen iino. Sic Iilro bas Spfer oeS
&leiniclers, ous nienlols oufbGrt,
'>penn aud, Der Selcgrap6 meloet:
rgtid)ts gteiIes." gui irau5oiiider
Seite bered)nct man cinen Terluit
bon ief)s Munn pro Gag mo pro 9tc-
giment m1brcnO oicier Gage rclnti;
ben auiboreus Oes @riegsunter.
nebmens.
Die iranSoiiidcn slrtiaeriitcn or.
ircllen ms bamit, 6uB lie Gin boitiges
Seuer abgeben. Iie perg0ttertc
75cr arbeitet pOrtreiilidj
mo oie Sterile periteben ibre Stunt.
Bon mcit grDBerem SlltcreIlc iii 6
Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1916-04-13

llupSi ulNI pSlt XIV. "uul IVulCll lpll
mr. beim llcberlhreiten zines Glen.
babnilbergongea lnngiomer. @unjc
Gegimenter, Die ob. mo 6lmarihic.
rell, lnlO ein ulenolidcr Stronl bon
SroBflbrluerfet MADDEN ms nid)tS
aus, lie milIlei Dor mlieren bolliih
f6narrcn0en Slrencn ans Dem @cg.
9cbeH.
@ir iobrcn Ourd cit cin5iacS
groBeS Eager. Man UeiB. 0oB sic
Sran5oicn meicntlid,c &rGitc ibrer Ne.
ierueu bier IN DER @cgcn0 bobcu, GoS
@elGnbe lit ilad), abwehielno oiicn,
obpedieln0 nit @al0 %bcmadicn.
llcberall licgcn Die &%ol56aradcn nit
Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1916-04-13
SfienbcrSig.

@ait: oacllner. Oie 0iil6 lit ieDr
oiim lit oaS @laS aub
nllr balb gefiiat-iiiaen Sic eS 9allS
poll."
aellncr: oG(bcr bom miro Die
Wilf nod biinncr." .
Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1916-04-13

Ic0od), lid Ole portrefflid)e allnIt Der
Suttcrie, buS 8cldn0c Sll masflcren,
naber an5lticbcn. Gin paar Sanollcl,
limo uolitGnoig cingegroben, mo Der
Elob lit in ciucm &dlOd)en, ollrf)
oeiien 3meigpcrf Die griin.gralls
braintcn Sd)utOedcnOdd)er iid)er llid)t
int 9criugiten iidItbar peroen. Iie
M%annid,aft rpoblt in 6cauemen GrO.
Doblen.
@ir iil0 Jest MIR cinige ailome'
fer Don Der porOeriten Sinie entiernt,
mober Die Snfanterilten geraoe nad)
Der Wltta9sabloiung 5uriidfommcn.
Sim longer, irnqeoroneter Strom, Der
lid iiber oaS offenc @eldnoe ergieBt.
Gie Wonnid)nit lit gran ulb gut &c.
tlcioet, irnO Der grnlie Stablhelm
erbobt bcOeiltenO Sen guten militGri.
ld)en Ginorl,f. Gns 9ilo mirft mie
Die alien &riegsfned1te ourd Die
elmer Sturmbaltbc Gbnlid)c ,elle
aopfbebefung. ESn lrllr pcnigen DO.
naten bot Die aan5e fran5oiiide glr.
NEE lire Slld,nliiBcn. nit Selmen Der.
tallId)t.
Ginigc ailometcr Girtcr lu,S scid).
net lid cine Tcibe irnn5oiiid)er Ora.
d)enbnllons ae9en Die nebelige Suit
ab. IS iino 0ie itdnoigen 9eobad)-
ter, Die nienlalS sic ieInolihe 2inie
obne 9lufiiht loiicn. 9lltf oeltiher
Selte idrmebt cine geraoe ebeniolde
&eibe r@iirite", itnO 10 iicbt es iiber-
of Lungs Der mlen0lihen Sront ans.
Iber 6ic aunbihniter gcniigen nidt.
8eraoe ilber ms gleiten orei fran.
3Oiiife Slrgmoihinen bin un6 Der,
Die gauge Belt ipriiben fleine graile
gSoQbiii6el I'M lie berum. @s iinS
Die oelltihen S6rapnelS, Die bic
Sllftfabrt p%crblnoeru luolen.
@ir 3nidancr fDnncn nidjt gcnue
Scniatiun bcfDmmcn.
Sic Maicn peiien Die gauge 3cii
in Ole Sobc, uno nift eilnlnl Die Der
ultcriallcnocn Shrotitiife fonner
%uniere NeuBierOe 5iigeln. @irO CO
ibm g%elingen oOcr nid)t?-oG Ter mnr
red)t nabe. ~ d,, 10 peit oobiilter.
limb BOD gait es icoesmal ein puar
Wtenid)cnlcbcll.
Mittcl IN DEM groBcn Eager trd-
ZEN mir olri ser Hiidiabrt Sen Gbei
Der oritten i~rnn5oiiid)en Irnlee, Sc
neral DC Sun9le De Snrp. Wtitten
5piidcn Stellul9sfortcn ulo Eupie.
rem iagt CT ms einige liebenspiirOigc
@orte nit ocrl obligatoriiden @us.
ial gegcn Oclt y9arborenicino" Scr
@encrnl mad)t cinen lebr gllten Gin.
Orud. Gr lit obne 3lueifel ell milf,
tGrild)cr MiiicnifaitSmamn hober
Hangco. Der Dor ms itebt, nber id,
finOe nid)t ocu Strabl mie in @in'
oenburga 9lilgc, oocr Die r%ildlidtsloic
Strait pic III Madenicns 8altcn.
9ic Subrt gcbt meitcr, gauge &c
Wieilel, in 9tad)t iirto Nebel, nnS
ourd Ole AlialGuie Oes ar9oumen.
mnloes iibcr Soul bis 9tancp. @ir
ucrld)lingcn ailometer mo baltcl
nllr. lpclln cine ldpuingenoc ShternC
int 9tcbcl eillcn @cgpoltcl alljeigt
Die @rcn5c ppiifen ben arnleell ooer
Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1916-04-13

redyticrtigcu icin. Selcrtion miro.
nit Dem Sooe b%eitroft. Siuc la
Observation-Disclosures III. D."
Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1916-04-13
Gin Scr fransSiiSeben Sr~at.

Sabrt bmrdJ bic Sd)ladtfelbef. -
&cpmblif frub fatbuliide Erieiter
su babcn. - BON ben Scutif)en
bcidoKcn. - 100000 Sdrap-
nclls nnb 100000 Sd)iiie srOec.
rem &alibcrs. = Susenannte puli.
tide Concentration. - 75er IN
Der Irbcit. = y@irite." = Tran.
soiiid)c 8encrGlc feline Sinbenbnrg
nno Iafenien.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1916-04-05

There was an old cobbler who used
to be near one OF the schools !
attended. would sit all day,
mending and hammering. and 1
him. Now why? Simply because
he was more interesting to me
than was my school.
HE used to tell me stories.
lie was foreigner. and had
been all over the world. But
best OF all he had actually known
Imagine. the wonder of 1.-two
real live actresses.
In his little shop. with the hate
full school forgot. / used to sit b.
the hour and plan what my career
on the stage was to be.
I don't believe that ! missed any
thing: was h,arning. all the
OF all-experience: But my par:
ents didn't figure II that way. and
when they found me out they tried
to make me go to a school for
girls. That didn't get very far
either. although I was more inter-
ested In my work.
System of Education.
so ! went on the stage into mu-
steal comedy. and now ! have reach
ed the point where / intend TO really
try something of more serious ma
ture. My years of experience arc
seven. have turned of my own ac-
cord back to my books again. Why.
l am a hundred times better fitted
to understand and grasp the mean
ing OF things now than / ever was
before
'Children-at least some OF them
ere too immature to take In most OF
IN a NJ uFlaN TO- Ia
upon them. Just because they can
learn II and give II out on demand at
examinations Is no sign that they
can ever apply IL practically to their
advantage I'm the world.
II am satisfied with my method OF
education-hookey first. and study
afterward. You should see me-div-
ing into Maeterlinck and Shaw and
Schopenhauer and goodness knows
what all j am finding out what the
modern stage Is really like.
Playing in musical comedy doesn't
give one much chance for studying
the drama. But ] am taking a va
cation from II. and II all goes we'll
will try another line of work"
The maid had come in exactly twice
and said that "thcv'-whC<ver they
were-were still waiting. hut Miss
Claire merely said briefly. Let 'em
wait and proceeded to finish her
talk
With the greatest elaboration she
confessed TO enjoying being very,
very mussed and dirty with real dirt.
at times: that she loved and believed
in a whole lot OF the things George
Jean Nathan says. and that she
didn't care at all about clothes.
BY all OF which, she demonstrated
the truth OF her former assertions.
Because there Is not the least doubt
in the mind of the writer that II she
wanted to play hockey, or kelly pool
in the streets. or tiddle-de-winks on
the stage. S:Iss Ina Claire would
do IL.
So what IL little statement like
hockey first, education later" to
her?
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1916-04-05

would look like an angel. and every
one would take her seriously and be-
lieve her Rut she has the eyebrow,
and she doesn't look like an angel.
So.
"of course you know that was
born here. she began very properly"
and am supposed 20, have gone to
school here. I went to the Blake
once. and to the Emery. But I didn't
10 very often. / simply couldn't
stand school. / am getting my ed
ccatior now"
She smoothed at her dress. and
with r mock assumption OF modesty
tried to cover up the huge Colonial
buckles on her slippers.
Saved Five Years.
From reading and learning that
which will help me most in my
work. fgure that i have saved
nve or six years OF The most val
liable part OF my Ilfe.
Now l am studying the theater,
comedy. in which hope to play
some day. am studying Eng
lish literature and otherwise max
ing up that material which did
not get when l left the eighth
grade.
That's where stopped. the
eighth grade.
Even then I did not take all OF
the grades. l used to leave school
at the slightest pretext whatever.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1916-04-05
By FLORENCE E. YoDER.
+, Nd when she raid II every
n body lust murmured:

A, Nd when she raid II every
IA body just murmured:
"A oh. Ina"
But. Oh. Ina didn't do
anything but show all her teeth
land she has the regulation mum.
ber) and kick her boLlIprered foot,
as they say in the novels, and
touch highly manicured Anger to
her ieft-handed Mephistophilian eye
brow. ...
That eyebrow by the way IL the
Gead give-a-way.
From the very insolence Of it's
sudden intrusion into her wide
white forehead. one understands.
at once. that Ina Is just the kind
OF a girl who would say:
Play hockey first. and get your
education afterwards, becaus.
that's what did and don't suffer
at all. I'm just beginning my edu.
cation now"
That Is what she did saw. and
moreover she spent one perfectly
new and taerc-to-fore nased half
hour In explaining just what she
meant
In case you should want to stop
reading this story right here. be-
ing a believer in. grades. .hxh
school and college in traditional
succession. q sort Of rough dry
idea OF what Ina talked about fol-
lows. '..,....,
What She Means.
q
say. In the eighth grade, who show
unusual talent for some definite
line Of work such as the stage.
would better get right out OF school
and &c on the stage at once, get
their experience in the world. AMI
then anish their educations be-
tween times.
ArRuments:
!. Because II they don't do that
they will play hockey. anyhow. and
have all sorts OF unpleasant fric-
ton with their relatives. and maybe.
become nobodies after all.
Q. II they do note take up their ex-
perlence In the world first. and re-
main In school. thev win emerge.
half baked. having lost the best
years OF their youth learning things
in which theY have no Interest,
and OF which they have even less
knowledge. Is
8. II. on the other hand. young
people who have an aptitude for one
p line OF work. start on the line early.
putting the general scheme of ed
ucation In the background, they will
be better able TO understand and
make use OF thai very education
when the time comes Cor them TO
begin upon It again.
- .....
II Il were not for that fine line OF
interrogative eyebrow Miss Claire
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1916-04-05

What TheyS Say
About Us
Mrs. Barr. Pensimist At as.


Mrs. Amelia Il. Barr, who cele-
brated yesterday her elghty-sixth
birthday. and has written seventy
novels since she was hfty-five, feels
strongly that the world has been
moving backward, so far as the
dressing Of women, the education OF
women. and the prevailing customs
among women are concerned Per-
hapE this IL not 10 be wondered at.
Most elderly persons have COM
monty suppressed notion that thines
In general were better ordered when
they wero children The 5 unusual
thing is the, vieor and aggressiveness
OF the venerable noyelists pessimism.
The present Mrs. Barr was born
In 1880 and was seven years old
when Andrew jackson retired from
the Presidency OF the United states.
The fashions of lS37 are about the
first, she would remember. wasp
waists. spreading skirts almost
touching the ground. leg.of-mutton
sleeves. laces ruchings. flowers. and
feathers We're the vogue. Head
dressing was-Solumlnous. Hair was
ccmbed up high In the back ana
either side Of the forehead. AS for
decoliete styles In Gall room cos
tunes. we have nothing more strik-
ing than belonged to 1871 Whether
totay's dress IL uglier than that OF
the Jacksonian time In. OF course, a
matter OF taste regarding which
there can be no dispute.
We. would deferentially call Mrs.
Bars attention to the fact that
most girls learn Christianity now,
and that some splendid women are
still produced. Human nature II
much the same as In the past. What
has changed IL the home and family
as affected by industrial conditions.
With three-quarters OF the former
home work done In factories. wom-
Ell II they are to do their share OF
production must do Il outside the
home. They must become wage
earners, and they do. That this GO
ing out into the world has affected
their manners, their way OF thinking,
their aspirations to the rights of
citizenship, need not be denied. The
aged novelist has not taken all the
facts into consideration. and has ex-
aRFerated the differences between
1897 and lsl6-Brooklyn Daily Eagle.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1916-04-05

w THEN you strike your funny
NM bone" all OF the humor there
Wv may be disappears In a sharp,
uncomfortable tlpgling sensa-
ton. which radiates down the forearm
and slightly in q circle around the ell
bow. As matter OF fact the funny
bone IL not only the shillalah-like bulge
on the end OF the ulna-one OF the two
bones OF the forearm-but the thick,
soft, white cord OF the ulna nerve" and
the gristlc and fluid or the elbow Joint
itself.
t'lgurativefy. you play billiards with
tho. parts in this ne;ghborhood when
you hit your funny bone" That is 10
say. n the blow falls precisely at the
right spot OF the elbow-an "olecranon
process" or ball Of the ulna bone-con-
tact Is made with the ulna nerve and
other adjacent tissues in way to give
them a short. sharp squeeze. In other
words. the thick nerve IL pinched by
the bone. The bone itself hasOo FEEL
ing, no sensation. Therefore, to re-
bone II. indeed. funny" in the sense
or being surprise.
Action Currents Detachable.
As a matter OF fact. the electric eel
and other magnetic fishes. which dis
charge their living batteries when at
tackled or touched. behave very much. as
the funny bone" does. In fine. they
send an abrupt. tlnEling electric shock
through the hand which touches them.
This 10 lust what happens when you
lift your funny bone" The bundle OF
iberB, called the ulna nerve trunk, radi-
ate an electric current. flash. which IL
felt throughout the ramifications and
regions or the forearm. Indeed. by
means OF a galvanometer, such action
currents" as psychologists call them, car