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The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1916-12-05
Billy sundayisms.

III God answered prayers for some
OF you, you'd get so excited you
wouldn't be able TO eat"
Trying to pray on the run, like
some of you do, is like trying to run
an automobile on dish water"
It's a disgrace TO America TO have
the church membership ~ per cent
women and the haunts of hell packed
with men,"
Some of you pray as if you lived
in the Klondike.
The more oyster stews it takes to
run the church the faster it is going
to hell.
Many Of you old danes in the pews
are the connecting fine between the
old and the new dispensation.
You cant work shell game on
Cod.
Some pray in distress and then say,
"See you later, God" when prosper
Gus.
Il serve notice on Congress that if
the democrats and the republicans are
afraid of prohibition, Wen vote the
country dry through the state Legis-
latures without them.
Wiley, in his battle with the drug
and food frauds was the best friend
the people ever had, but he got the
hook wnen he went after the gang.
Take it from me W. A. Sunday is
no socialist.
The treatment some wives get
The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1916-12-05
IF BACK HURTS
BEGIN on SALTS
Flush the Kidneys az onee when
Raokachy or Bladder bother3--
Meas forms uric acid.

No man or woman who eats meat
regularly can make mistake By
flushing the Kidneys occasionally. says
u well-known authority. Meat forms
uric acid which clogs the kidney Pores
so they sluggishly filter or strain only
part of the waste poisons from the
blood, then YOU get sick Nearly all
rheumatism, headaches liver trouble.
nervousness. constipation dizziness,
sieeplessness, bladder disorders come
from sluggish kidneys.
The moment you feel a dull ache IA
the kidneys or your back hurts, or If
the urine is cloudy, offensive, full of
sediment, irregular of passage or at
tended by sensation OF scalding, get
about four ounces Of Jad Salts from
any reliable pharmacy and take a
tablespoonful in a glass OF water be-
fore breakfast for few days and your
Kidneys win then act fine. This fam
GUS salts is made from the acid of
grapes and lemon ilice, con binod
with lithia and has been use fof gen
CREATIONS to flush closgcd kidneys and
stimulate them to activity, also to
neutralize the acids in urine so ( no
longer causes Irritation, thds ending
bladder disorders
Jad Salts Is inexpensive and cannot
injure: maNcs delighttu' efterves-
cent Whitewater drink which all reg
ular meat eaters should take now and
then to keep The klneys clean and
the blood pare, thereby avoiding SER
ious kidney complicqtions.
The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1916-12-05
NOTICE
Bennington County Savings Bank.

The annual meeting of the corpora
tors of the Bennington County Saw
ings bank viii be held at the office of
said bank in its bank building in Ben
nington VT, on the first Wednesday,
Ord day of January, A. D., 1917 at 2
o'clock p. m, for the purpose of elect
ing board of trustees for the year
ensuing and the transaction of any
other business found necessary when
met especially to fill vacancies in the
number OF corporators and to alter
and revise the by laws.
Charles II. Dewey Secretary.
Dated at Bennington, VT, Nov. 80,
1916.
The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1916-12-05
Suggests 7ealy For Supreme Court

With the opening OF the year will
come the converting of the legislature
and one OF the most important things
it win have to do will be to elect the
justice of the supreme and superior
courts. The retirement of CHIEF Jus
tlce Munson will leave Bennington
county without a member in the high.
est court of the state. In view OF this
lact The Journal would like to call the
attention OF the members-elect. of the
next legislature to a lawyer from
Bennington county well equipped
legally, mentally, morally and physi-
cally to uphold the traditions OF the
state, man with % to 30 Of the best
years OF his life in front of him, Hon.
Robert +. Healy OF Bennington. They
will honor themselves and the state
of Vermont too il they select Mr.
Observation-Disclosures Journal.
The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1916-12-05
ORRINE DESTROYS
LIQUOR HABIT

Keen interest in Orrine, the scien-
tific treatment for the drink habit
now on sale at our store continues UNI
abated.
Yet this is not surprising when it is
realized that it can be given secretly
at home with absolute confidence. and
that it quickly destroys all desire for
whiskey and other intoxicants. Or
rine has saved thousands Of drinking
men and is sold under a guarantee TO
refund the purchase price if, after a
trial it fails to benefit.
Orrine is prepared in two forms
No. /, secret treatment: Orrine No. 2
voluntary treatment. Costs only S1.00
a box. Ask for booklet. B. A. Quin.
Ian, North Street, Bennington, Vt.
The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1916-12-05
would spoil a mule.

WCuld spoil q mule.
Many dollar goes for flowers that
should have been spent on a hired
girl.
There's a wife apiece for all If you
haven't yours. it's not her fault.
Heaven won't be oveTcrowded with
men. Seventy-two per cent of church
members arc women, while the haunts
of hell-judging from church attend
ance-are packed with men.
FIFTY church members out of 100
dead beat their way TO heaven You
expect to pay wour carfare up TO the
automatically not plan to pay for
your religion also? This isn't Z taber-
nickel,
All that some of you have come here
for is to lock at me and pick out some
thing in my sermon that you don't
lke-and III go out OF my way TO &C
commodate you
II God would answer all your pray
ers some time you'd be so excited that
you couldn't eat your dinner
You've got to work in harmony with
God every time you stick fork in a
baked potato
Let your club work take second
place, sou Boston women-your pa
pers on Ruskin and the Lady of the
Lake" can wait while YOU save your
souls
When house-cleaning time comes,
then reviyals suffer.
You need to be in one accord more
than you need grand opera singer
up in the choir loft scraping the kalso-
mine off the ceiling with her high c.
The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1916-12-05

My father had an odd but qui,e ef
fectire way Of doing things He once
sent to an employment Office and told
the proprietor to send him the very
best COOK obtainahle A portly and
quite oycrwhelmipg woman appeared
Ny father asked her If she could boil
potato size was speechless VERY
well, said my father. Ego and boil
one, and COOK me II mutton chop"
The portly person sailed away and
shortly perfect potato and n fault.
less mutton chop appeared. Good"
said my father. you are engaged"
That cook was "a our family for TWEEN
~ years-E. H. sothcrn's "rbe Mel
ancholy Tale OF Me"
The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1916-12-05

The opening OF the December term
CT Bennington county court is OF
somewhat greater interest than usual
due to the prospect of a murder trial
and several other important cases A
special grand jury has been sum
moned to consider the homicide case
and probably few other charges.
Ordinarily the terms of Bennington
county court in recent years have
been brief and rather dull as far as
general interest is concerned, but this
term may possibly prove an exception.
The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1916-12-05
sank Official Reeommende Them

r. J. Norrell V. p. Bank of Cotton
wood, Tex, writes; Beyond doubt |
have received great relief and take
great pleasure in recommending Foley
Kidney Pills. Kidney trouble makes
one worried and hopeless, by aches,
pains, soreness. stiffness, backache,
rheumatism. These symptoms. as
wei as sleep disturbing bladder disor-
ders, yield quickly to Foley Kidney
Pills. They cast out poisons and
purify the blood. Sold EVERYWHERE.
The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1916-12-05

And more than you need pipe organ.
Jesus touched the leper-he was
bigger than the Mosaic law which in
so doing he violated. David ate the
shew bread-his hunger was greater
than the ceremonial law And he
wasn't struck dead-for God has a
little sense yet.
The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1916-12-05

There isn't any objection to killing
English sparrows, but it should be
done by persons who can distinguish
the English sparrow from native in
sect eating birds. The winter is the
only proper season for campaign
against the English sparrow when
most OF the other birds are spending
their winter south
The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1916-12-05
The only failure a man

should fear is failure to cling to his
best purpose. The maintenance of a
life insurance policy is an inspiring
ambition. eth year National Life
ms. Co., Of VT (Mutual) Earle S.
Knsley, General Agent, Mead Build
ing, Rutland, Vermont. Adv.
The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1916-12-05
come Illness

Billy Sunday and other no license
forces in Boston may not carry the
city in the contest now near but they
have their opponents scared Both
sides are preparing for a struggle and
it is probable that bigger vote will
be cast on the license issue than ever
before in Boston.
The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1916-12-05
Catarrh Cannot Be Cured

with LOCAL APPLICATIONS. as they
tarsh is a blood or constitutional disease
ana in order 10 cure q yon must take in
terna remedies Halls Catarrh cure is
taken internally, and acts directly upon
the blood and mucous surface Hairs
Catarrh Cure Is not "A quack medicine. 1t
was prescribed by one of tho best ply
slcians in this country for years and is
q regular prescription. IL is composed OF
the best tonics known, combined with the
best blood purifiers. acting directly on the
mucous surfaces. The perfect combina-
ton Of tho two ingredients IL what pro-
duces such wonderful results in curing
catarrh. Send for testimonials. free.
r. j. CHENEY & CO., Props, Toledo o.
Sold by Druggists, price Toe
Take Halls Family pllls for constipation
The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1916-12-05

The Banner is in receipt of letter
from Senator Page and he is back in
Washington for the opening Of Con
gress and improved in health. Sena-
tor Page has always been a man OF
good habits and this counts when a
reserve of strength is needed to over
come illness.
The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1916-12-05
Tuesday, December s, 1916.

Congress is again in session and the
principal feature seems to be the de-
mand for increased appropriations.
Everything costs more nowadays and
government costs the most of all.
The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1916-12-05

The number of deaths in football
this year have been fifteen according
to report nearly all of these in teams
where there were no trainers and no
one to look after the players. Playing
football on school or college team
under a coach is not more dangerous
than riding in an automobile.
The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1916-12-05
Big Results.

First Farmer-Is Hank getting any
results from his scientific farming;
Second Farmer-Gosh, yesl You can
almost hear the mortgage grow.-Ex-
change.
The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1916-12-05

The best Of us lack more'n wings 20
be angels Thomas r. Aldrich
The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1916-12-05

C. II. cur TING C co.
North Adams Since 1870
The Eureka sentinel. [volume] (Eureka, Nev.) 1902-current, 1916-10-14
Men and Ours In Bad
At Divorce House

Men don't stand very high in at
least one apartment house in Reno,
according to an advertisement pub
lished in one of the Reno dailies a
few days ago. The old rule of barr
ing children is broken to smithereens,
but such annoyances as dogs and
mere men, the ad says, can not be
countenanced.
Following is the advertisement un-
der the For Rent" column:
Divorce Home. Accommoda-
tions for IL ladies who enjoy home
life. Either apartment or board and
room. New management. Children
welcome, BUT NO MEN OR DOGS.
Phone l503-J-K, 1866 Ralston street. +"
The Eureka sentinel. [volume] (Eureka, Nev.) 1902-current, 1916-10-14
Las Vegas Gambler Convicted

Lou Groesbeck. of the Northern
hotel at Las Vegas. was found guilty
by jury in the Clark County district
court last Saturday, of conducting a
"rake-off" game of studhorse poker.
This is believed to be the first sue
cessfully prosecuted case against ille-
gal gambling in Nevada under the
new law passed in 1915. The trial
of Groesbeck was bitterly fought and
consumed seven days. The jury re-
quired nearly 20 hours to reach a
verdict. Six new indictments for vi
olation of the anti-gambling law have
been brought in by the grand jury
of Clark County
The Eureka sentinel. [volume] (Eureka, Nev.) 1902-current, 1916-10-14
A MIGHTY POOR WITNESS.
He Was Forced to Admit That He Was
Not Always Truthful.

Among the stories in Pages From
an Adventurous Life" by J. Z. Pres
ton-Murdock. is one that Lord Alver-
stone was wont TO tell with apprecia-
ton. In postoffice prosecution at
Hertford assizes a clever Irish bar
rister appeared for the defendant. who
was n poor letter carrier guilty OF some
irregularity. The chief witness against
the accused was Anthony Trollope,
then a government postotfice inspector.
After be had given his testimony he
was handed over to the lawyer for the
defense for cross examination.
what are you?" demanded the keen
lrishman In severe and command
ing tone sonorous with a rich brogue.
An official in the postoflice.' an
swered Trollope. somewhat astonished
by the lawyers brusqueness.
Anything else?" demanded the
cross examiner, with a snap.
"Yes; an author" This a little
proudly.
what is the name of your last
book?''
'Barchester Towers
"Now. tell me. Is there a word Of
truth in that book?"
"Well. 1t is what Is generally called
q work Of fiction"
"Fictionw with a scornful curl of
the lip. Fiction. That is to say.
there isn't word of truth In 1t from
beginning to end?"
IL am afraid IL you put II that
way there isn't" stammered Trollope
In an embarrassed way.
With a triumphant air the lawyer
turned to the jury.
Gentlemen" he exclaimed, how
can you possibly convict a man on
the evidence of witness like this.
who here in this court OF justice un-
blushingly confesses that he has writ
ten a book in which there is not one
word of truthr'
Trollope had fallen squarely into the
pit digged for him by his INSCRIPTIONS
cross examiner, who easily won his
case with his clever trick.
The Eureka sentinel. [volume] (Eureka, Nev.) 1902-current, 1916-10-14
Notice for Publication
Elko 0764
Carson City 070S0

department OF the Interior
U. 5. Land Office at Elho. Nevada, Octo-
Der 4, 1916.
Notice is hereby given that Frederick w.
n. Simmack. Of Palisade, Eureka County,
Nevada, who, on May "a, 1912, made Desert
Land Application. Carson City 070S0. now
Eiko. No. 0764, for SE3 SWf Sec "a; north
north east /; north east north west /, Section
70. Township % north, Range 90 East, Mt.
Diablo Base 4 Meridian. has filed notice Of
intention to make Final Proof. to establish
claim to the land above described, before the
Register a Receiver Of the u. s. Land Office,
at Elko, Nevada. on the 18th day of November.
1916.
Claimant names as witnesses:
Frank Winzell, of Palisade, Nevada.
William 8. Yates. of
Henry McGowan, of {"
Charles M. Haws. OF Elko,
JOHN 4. ROBBINS, Register.
First publication October IA. 1916.
Last publication November IL. 1916.
The Eureka sentinel. [volume] (Eureka, Nev.) 1902-current, 1916-10-14
Something of That Kind.

young man." said the serious gen.
tleman. did you ever pause and think
that each tick Of the clock brings you
another moment nearer to the end of
your existenceT
II was thinking Of something of that
kind this very minute" cheerfully re-
piled the youth. 'only the idea struck
me that each tick brought pay day that
much nearer"
The Eureka sentinel. [volume] (Eureka, Nev.) 1902-current, 1916-10-14
Really q Billionaire

With Standard Oil stock selling at
$20l4 per share. John D. Rockefell-
er's one-fourth interest amounts to
half a billion dollars. 1t is supposed
that his accumulations outside of
this stock must be at least another
half billion.
The Eureka sentinel. [volume] (Eureka, Nev.) 1902-current, 1916-10-14
PROPOSED AMENDMENTS
Constitution Of Nevada
To Be Submitted To The
Popular Vote At The
General Election
OF 1915
STATE OF NEVADA, )c
COUNTY OF EUREKA .

], r. Mechanics. County Clerk in and for
the County of Eureka, State of Nevada, do
hereby certify that the following amendments
to the Constitution of the State Of Nevada
have been duly certified to me by the Secre-
tary of State of the State of Nevada, as those
amendments to the said State Constitution
that will at the General Election to be held
on the 7th day of November, A. d.. 1916, be
submitted for ratification to the qualified
electors of the State.
The Eureka sentinel. [volume] (Eureka, Nev.) 1902-current, 1916-10-14

Private bids will be received by the
undersigned for the saloon building,
stock, fixtures and saloon business Of the
late August Hintze in Eureka.
Dated September 90, 1916.
NJ. SCHEELINE, Administrator.
The Eureka sentinel. [volume] (Eureka, Nev.) 1902-current, 1916-10-14
Longest of all Bridges

San Francisco is planning to build
bridge five and one-half miles long.
1t will connect that city with Oak
land, across San Francisco Bay. The
bridge will have two decks. the low
er one for electric railways and the
upper for horse and motor traffic.
The Eureka sentinel. [volume] (Eureka, Nev.) 1902-current, 1916-10-14
manent school fund in bonds Of Nevada
counties or farm loans.l

counties or farm loans.
Proposed and passed at the Twenty
Sixth Session of the Legislature, March 26,
1913, Statutes of 1918. page SOL, agreed to and
passed at the Twenty Seventh Session of the
Legislature. February 4. 1915. Statutes of
1915. page 51s. and subject to ratification by
the people at the general election OF 1916
Besotred by the assembly, the Senate con-
curing, That section three Of article eleven OF
the Constitution Of the tate Of Nevada be amend
ed TO read as follows:
fection $. All Iands, includf the sixteenth
and tbirty-sxth sections In any township donated
for the ben. fit Of public schools In act Of the
Thirty eighth Congress, TO enable the peop 9 of
Nevada Territory TO firm a State government. the
thirty thousand acres of pdplic lsnds granted by
an Act of Congress-, approved Jul, s.coud. A d..
eighteen hundred sud sixty-two. for each senator
and representative In Congress, and all procaeds
Of lands that have been nay hereafter b. srsnt-
ed or appropriated by tie United States to this
State. and also the fve hundf-d thousand acres of
land granted to the new states under the At of
congress distributing the proceeds Of the public
lands among the sew raj Stat of the Union. ap-
proved A ID. eighteen hundred and rty one
prOrided, that Congress mske provision
,horize such diversion to be made for the purpose
herein contained; all estates that may cheat to
the State; ell of such PER centum may be grant
ed by Congress on the sac 81 lands: all aes col
ected under the penal laws Of the State Ill prop
erty given or bequeathed TO the State educs-
uonsI purposes, and all proceeds derived rom any
or all OF said sources, shall be and the anne are
hereby solemnly pledged fer education sl urposes.
and shall not be transferred 70 any other funds
for other uses; and the interest thereon shall,
from time TO time, be apportioned among the sew
era counties as the Legisla ture may provide by
law: and the Legislature shall provide for the sale
of floating land warrants TO cover the aforesaid
lands. and for the investment Of all proceeds de-
rived from any Of the aforementioned sources, in
United States bonds, or the bonds of this State
the bonds of other States Of the Union, or the
bonds of any county in the ssste OF Nevada; or In
loans at rate ofnterest Of nst less than six M per
annam, secured by mortgage on agricultural lands
in this State OF less than three times the value
Of the amount loaned. exclusive Of perishabe i'm
provements. Of unexceptionsi title aud free from
all encumbrances, said loans TO be under such fur
ther restrictions and regulations as may be pro
vided by law; prorided, that the interest only of
the aforesaid proceeds shall be used for education
al purposes and any surplus interest shall be add
ed to the principal sum: and 1,rorided further,
that sDch portion OF said interest may be neces
sary msy be appropriated for the support Of the
State University.
The Eureka sentinel. [volume] (Eureka, Nev.) 1902-current, 1916-10-14
PROPOSED CONSTITUTIONAL
AMENDMENT NO. /

No. 17-Assembly Joint and Concurrent Reso-
luton, relatire TO amending section three Of
article eiewa Of the Constitution Of the State
of Netuda. Permitting investment of per-
The Eureka sentinel. [volume] (Eureka, Nev.) 1902-current, 1916-10-14
Duty.

Never to tire, never to grow cold
to be patient. sympathetic. tender: to
hope always. to love always-this Is
duty.--Amiel.
The Eureka sentinel. [volume] (Eureka, Nev.) 1902-current, 1916-10-14

IN WITNESS WHEREOF, have here
unto affixed my signature and the seal of tn.
County Clerk this End day of October, A. d
1916
Seal
r. MoCHARLES, County Clerk.
To be published September 80, 1916, Octo
ber Ia. 1916, October 81, 1916.
The Eureka sentinel. [volume] (Eureka, Nev.) 1902-current, 1916-10-14
Paul CASTOR Receives Appointment

Paul CASTOR Receives Appointment
State Controller George A. Cole
has received official notice that Paul
CASTOR has been appointed acting
comptroller and treasurer of the
University of Nevada at Reno, until
January l, 1917.
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1916-04-09
FOLKS JUST FIND
USE OF The MOTOR
w. L. Killy Says Uses for Auto.
mobile Are Still in Their
Infancy.
SOME OPERATE AT Low COST

Gge OF the motor car IN business Ia
atiil ~ ne earliest stages. according 10
", L. Killy manager u the Noyes-Riliy
Motor company. local distributor Of tho
Saxon motor cars Excluding the Do.
Ytlopment Of the automobile m n carrier
for freish', the use Of the light. durable
car for business calls. salesmanship and
general business utility" he says, "ls
still IN incubation
To set the motor car 10 point N
development where ~ appeal would
come homo with force 10 the average
huslnege man. Il had 10 be- carried well
out Of the at1se of luxury and pleasure"
said y T. Killy III had 70 be brought
whore hardy service giving. motor
co'iId be purchased for moderate cost.
That time has recently arrived and tho
business man IL beginning 10 SEQ the
benefits that come from an automobile
I mean the results that n can show for
rural or City sales work, for general
business calls, Whom motor car can
compete N upkeep expense with street
ear fares. II offers the thing that Mr.
BusineHs Man has been looking for
Low Cost Of Operation.
Take the saxon cars. for instance
Tests Of every Kind and description have
,oen ured 10 establish an average ~
gel consumption and 10 catalogue the
mrs In their place IN the motor world
with reference 10 their upkeep expense
The cofnpanys tests and the experience
Of owners have combined 70 prove That
the Saxon has an unusually low cost Of
operation.
The roadsters offers nm average opsr-
ating expense that IL less than tbs cost
OF maintenance Of a good horse and
buggy. The nix offers mn upkaep cost
81 minimum quantity for tho sire Of
the car and its power. Their selling
prices are low and they have opened a
way 10 the business man 10 get service
NJ . cost that makes II an economy 10
have them"