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West Virginia argus. [volume] (Kingwood, W. Va.) 1877-1946, 1916-11-16
COMMISSIONER Notice

Commissioners Office, Kingwood, w.
Va
To the creditors OF the estate OF Vir-
ginia Deahl. deceased:
You are hereby notified that at the
request Of Lot Ridgway, sdministra-
tor of the estate OF said decedent, I
have fixed the 10th day of December.
1916. at my Office in Kingwood, West
Virginia, as the time and place where
will sit to hear the proof of debts
and demands against the estate OF said
decedent, at which time and place you
are required to be present.
Given under my hand this 4th day OF
November, 1916.
j. BEN BRADY.
S-6t C9m9gmissi9ner Of Aoets.
West Virginia argus. [volume] (Kingwood, W. Va.) 1877-1946, 1916-11-16

Parker Rickert VS.. Marshall J. Hage-
dorm ct als.-In Equity.

Parker Rickert vs.. Marshall J. Hage-
dorm ct als.-In Equity.
BY virtue OF decree OF the Circuit
court OF Preston county. West vir-
ginia, rendered I'm the above STYLED
cause. now pending in said court. tho
undersigned special commissioner
viii offer for public sale at the front
door OF the court house OF said county.
on
MONDAY. DECEMBER IL. 1916.
the following described parcels OF real
estate decreed 20 be sold In said pro-
ceedings:
First tract-5o acres OF land. more
or less, situate on the waters OF Dillon
creek, Valley district. Preston county.
West Virginia. adjoining lands OF JOS
eph W. Feathers and others. and being
the same land conveyed to Cecil II.
Hagedorn by Marshall j. Hagedorn
and others. by deed dated the 4th day
of January. 1915. and recorded In the
Office OF the clerk OF tho County court
OF Preston county. West Virginia. In
deed book No. i4i, page %. and refer
enco is here made To said record for
a moro complete description. There
IL good house and outbuildings on
this tract OF land. and tho land Ia
valuable for farming and grazing pur-
poses.
Second tract-l5i acres. more or
less. OF land situate adjoining the said
first tract. on the waters OF Dillon
creek, Valley district. Preston county,
West Virginia. and being n part OF the
same land conveyed as two tracts, by
James II. Moreland and wife, Eleanor
II. Moreland. and Thomas Ray Ollie.
TO Marshall j. Hagedorn, Cecil Hage-
dorm and Curtis Liston. by deed dated
December 30th. 1913. and recorded I'm
the office OF the clerk OF the County
court OF said Preston county. West
Virginia. in deed book No. 1873. page
Al. TO which said record reference Ia
here mode for a more complete de-
scription, this tract being the remain
der of said last named conveyance
less the boundary OF said first tract
above. This land IL par
TALLY cleared, and has some small tim
Der on the uncleared portion. Both
tracts of land will be sold I'm fee.
TERMS OF SALE-One-third OF the
purchase price cash I'm hand on day OF
sale. or so much more OF the same as
the purchaser shall elect to pay, the
balance I'm one and two years from
date OF sale; the purchaser shall also
give secured notes for said deferred |
payments, and said notes shall bear
interest Mt per cent per annum. the !
purchaser shall also have the prvi-
lege OF paying all cash on day OF sale.
or said purchase money before the |
same is due.
West Virginia argus. [volume] (Kingwood, W. Va.) 1877-1946, 1916-11-16
Commissioners Notice.
ommissioner's Office

Commissioners Office,
Kingwood. w. Va. Nov. 10. 1916.
To the creditors of the estate OF John
W. Guseman, deceased:
You are hereby notified that at the
request 70 w. A. Guseman and f.. NJ.
Watson, executors of the last will of
said decedent, ! have fixed the card
day of December. 1916. at my Office In
Kingwood. Preston county. West Viz
ginia' as the time and place where /
will sit to hear proof OF debts and de-
mands against the estate of said de-
cedent, at which time and place you
may be present
Given under my hand the day and
year aforesaid.
]. BEN BRADY,
4-6t Commissioner OF Accounts
West Virginia argus. [volume] (Kingwood, W. Va.) 1877-1946, 1916-11-16
Notice

The undersigned, resident of Man
helm. Preston county. West Virginia,
an employee OF Alpha Portland Ce-
ment company. gives notice that on
the 25th day OF November. 1916. at
Klngwood. West Virginia, he will APP
ply to the Circuit court Of said county
for state license to carry revolver.
2-2t w. G.. COUGH.
West Virginia argus. [volume] (Kingwood, W. Va.) 1877-1946, 1916-11-16
Notice

The undersigned. a resident of Man
helm, Preston county, West Virginia,
an employee of Alpha Portland Ce-
ment company, gives notice that on
the 25th day OF November. 1910, At
Kingwood, West Virginia, he will APP
ply 20 the Circuit court OF said county
for state license to carry revolver.
Pct L. M. SMITH.
West Virginia argus. [volume] (Kingwood, W. Va.) 1877-1946, 1916-11-16
J. T. DALEY,
Special Commandment
Notice

The undersigned. resident OF Man
helm, Preston county, West Virginia,
an employee of Alpha Portland Ce-
ment company, gives notice that on
the s5th day of November. 1916, at
Kingwood. West Virginia. he Will ap-
ply TO the Circuit court OF said county
for a state license to carry n revolver.
PIT ]. r. COUGH.
West Virginia argus. [volume] (Kingwood, W. Va.) 1877-1946, 1916-11-16
Notice

The undersigned, resident OF Man
helm, Preston county. West Virginia.
an employee OF Alpha Portland Ce-
ment company. gives notice that on
the 25th day of November, 1916. at
Kingwood. West Virginia, he will APP
ply to the Circuit court of said county
for state license 10 carry revolver.
2-at w. l.. WHITE, Jr.
West Virginia argus. [volume] (Kingwood, W. Va.) 1877-1946, 1916-11-16
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Some OF our men were working on
the road last week.
Miss Glenna Frankhouser visited
j. J. Kelley's children Sunday after
noon.
Melvin Cupp was on business trip
TO Uniontown last week.
Miss NJ. J. Kelley. who was on the
sick list last week. is convalescent.
Mrs. Cyrus Shaffer and children
visited at George Spiker's recently.
Alfred Cupp was delivering coal to
some OF the people here last week.
Mrs. Charles Wolfe has been ont
with her husband at Rockville the past
few weeks.
J. j. and Ralph Kelley attended tho
teachers institute at Union Grove
school house the 4th inst.
Misses Ethel and Marie Thomas OF
Bruceton. were guests at John O. Kel-
ley's Saturday and Sunday.
Gay Guseman butchered and sold
some fine porkers to Holly Franks re-
Gently.
Some OF the people here attended
services at the Vale Sunday morning.
conducted by Rev Cal Wolfe.
Miss Maud Livengood OF Cuzzart.
visited some of the people here last
week
Mr.. and Mrs. Marshall Hileman and
Mr.. and Mrs. Floyd Hileman OF oddi-
son, Pa, accompanied by Mrs. Mary
loring OF Somerset. Pa. visited at
John q. Kelley's recently.
Mr.. and Mrs. Ezra Kelley were up AT
Kingwood on business Wednesday of
last week.
Mr.. and Mrs. Robert Beatty OF I'm
iontown, accompanied by Miss Eula
Fike. who had been over there the
past month, came over in a car To
Martin Cupp's near here for short
visit They all returned i'm the even
ing. accompanied by Mrs. George Me
man, who was going over to visit with
relatives
Mr.. and Mrs Howard Hileman and
daughter, Miss Anna. were guests at J.
j. Kelley's Sunday.
Earl Spiker went to Terra Alta last
Wednesday on business and returned
home Thursday evening.
MIR. and RMS. Ezra Kelley. Ralph
Kelley. Miss NJ. J. Kelley and Mr.. and
Mrs. s. Frank Kelley were guests at
James Spikers in Morgan Glade vi
entity recently
Mr.. Trout of Scottdale. Pa. was
here Monday evening OF last week and
bought bunch of turkeys for Thanks
giving.
Mrs. Susan Spiker went to Glade
Farms vicinity Saturday to visit her
daughter, Mrs. Emory Cupp and fam
lily.
Charles Kelley, who was wounded
in the foot by gunshot some time
ago, is getting along as well as could
be expected. We trust he will soon
be able TO walk again.
Mr. and rms. Jesse Beerbower, Gay
Guseman. Misses Frances Guseman
and Maud Livengood visited at s.
Frank Kelley's Sunday.
A few OF the ladies OF this vicinity
met at the home of Mrs. ]. ]. Kelley
last Thursday afternoon and organized
a Woman's Farm club with the fol- |
lowing officers: Mrs. ]. ]. Kelley, pres
ident; Miss Fay Frankhouser, vice
president, and rms. Ezra Kelly, secre-
tary.
Rev. Nicholson, our pastor, held ser
vices here Saturday night, the FIRST
since conference. as he did not get to |
move his family to Brandonville on |
account OF sickness.
Mr.. and Mrs. G. A. Kelley and
daughter Miss Fay OF near Cranes
Vile. and Mr. and rms. Ear Beerbow-
er and daughter and son OF Glade |
Farms, visited at John q. Kelley's on
Sunday.
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G. II. Wilson was a Grafton visitor
the past week
Lotion Hartman was here from
TOWNSVILLE this week.
George c. Spahr and son Hubert
were here from Tunnelton last Satur-
day.
w. f. Metheny OF near Terra Alta.
was business visitor here the past
week.
DR.. Fahrney's Teething Syrup con-
forms to the pure food and drug law
every bottle guaranteed. Sample free.
Adv.
Mrs. ]. V Gibson and two children
returned home last evening from a
weeks visit with her parents at Fair
mont
Miss Bernice King has returned to
her home i'm Rowlesburg after several
days spent here at the home OF ]. A.
Lenhart.
For Sale-Sixteeu registered Aber-
deem Angus calves-bulls and heifers.
]. A. Dodge. Terra Alta, w. Va.
Adv.-50-st
Mr.. and Mrs. Tilden Stemple have
returned home from n brief visit with
friends in Elkins. While in that city
they called on the latter's brother.
Charles Bosley. who is in the Davis
Memorial hospital.
Kingwood Baptist church: 10000
a. M Sunday school; 7:l5 p. m,
young peoples meeting; 500 p. m.
public worship with preaching by the
pastor. Prayer meeting Wednesday
evening. A cordial invitation is given
to you to attend these services.-Chas.
Brown. pastor.
A new pool room is being fitted up
and will soon be ready to open to the
public in the Menear building on
Main street. A complete line OF new
fixtures is being installed and the out
TT will be up-to-date i'm every particu-
lar. Three tables will be operated
G. 7. Menear is the proprietor and no
doubt will enjoy an excellent patron
age.
In the official recount OF the vote for
Presidential electors and United
States Senator in Preston county Just
completed today by the county court.
II was found that some slight mistakes
had been made as to the electors, but
of no material Importance On the
vote for Senator a gain of nine was
made by Chiffon and gain OF fifteen
by Sutherland. giving the latter net
gain of six votes.
A consignment OF small trout was
received Wednesday evening from the
StaNS hdltntIl anu WERE pldCeu III the
streams on the east side OF the river
by local lovers of the rod and reel
II 1t were possible to keep unsports-
manlike people from destroying these
fish in few years the mountain
streams OF Preston county would be
the equal of any streams in the state
for trout fishing.
The order OF worship services at
the Presbyterian church for Sabbath,
November 18th. will be: Sunday school
at 1000 a. m, Gay f. Wilson, super
intendent. Every one who neglects
the Sunday school is neglecting one of
the very most important functions OF
church work. 1t introduces the child
to a knowledge OF the Bible and In
spires within his heart a desire to live
the Christian life. Don't send your
children. Come with them. Public
worship at 1900. Sermon by the pas
tor and special song by the mems
quartette. Worship service also at
1880 p. m. Mid-week service of pray
er at usual time. We are small
church but we can give you a mighty
warm welcome. Try 1t next Sunday.
Frank NJ. Patterson, pastor.
West Virginia argus. [volume] (Kingwood, W. Va.) 1877-1946, 1916-11-16

Owing to the greatly increased cost
Of shoes and nails we are compelled
to advance our price for NEW SHOES
aoo per horse. The advance will take
effect November Is, 1916, and the
price thereafter will be $40, $3.50 and
$3.50 per horse.
WILLIAMS & TURNER.
eHAs, ". MYERS
West Virginia argus. [volume] (Kingwood, W. Va.) 1877-1946, 1916-11-16
Notice Of judicial Sale

Pursuant 60 decree OF the Circuit
court OF Preston county. West
Virginia, made and entered on
the 9th day of April, 1916, In
the chancery cause OF j. Ross Manown
against Harry G.. Schaeffer, 1 will at
2 o'clock p. m, on
FRIDAY. THE 1ST DAY OF DECEM-
BIER. 1916.
at the front door OF tho court house In
Kingwood. Preston county, Wost Vir-
ginia, offer for sale TO the highest bid
der the following real estate. situate
In Kingwood district, said Preston
county. West Virginia, adjoining lands
OF Mrs. Rexroad, AlonZo Jordan,
James w. Carroll, on the Kingwood
and Terra Alta pike by way OF Caddell
bridge, about one-half mile east OF
Kingwood, same property conveyed by
j. Ross Manown to Harry G.. Schaeffer,
containing seven acres, more or less.
TERMS OF SALE-All cash on the
day OF sale, or as the purchaser may
elect, one-third part thereof I'm cash on
the day OF sale, and the residue I'm two
equal installments, payable I'm six and
twelve months from the day OF sale.
said deferred payments TO be witness
ed by notes made payable to said com
missioner, with approved security, and
to bear interest from date at G per cent
per annum.
J. T. DALEY,
Special Commissioner.
hereby certify that bond has been
given by the above commissioner, as
required by law, and decree herein.
j. w. WATSON, Clerk.
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West Virginia argus. [volume] (Kingwood, W. Va.) 1877-1946, 1916-11-16
j. V. GIBSON,

pptCldi 1ollHhlbblOneI.
l. j. w. Watson. clerk OF the Circuit
court OF Preston county, West Vir-
ginia, certify that J. V. Gibson. special
commissioner named above, has given
bond with good security as required
by the. decree for sale in said cause.
and an required by law,
AT j, w, WATSON. Clerk.
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Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1916-09-21
OFFICE GIRL SEEKS
PAY FOR HER WORK
Court Officers Would Put Out
Furniture of Office Where
Girl is on Watch.
AND DOCTOR IS MISSING

Where is DR.. P. J. Little?
What is to become OF office fixtures
in rooms 2l2-232 Neville block?
Where will Miss Myrtle Newcom-
Der, office girl, recover pay for six
weeks watching headquarters of the
United Doctors while the doctor has
been absent!
These questions are puzzllng Coun-
ty Judge Crawford and will be
threshed out when an action started
by Judge Neville is heard. Eviction
papers were issued to Constable Hen.
sci Wednesday and he was instructed
to break into the rooms in the Ne.
vile block, if necessary, and remove
the fixtures. Mr.. Neville complain:
that the missing doctor is indebted tc
him. Friends OF the physician assert
that he is seriously i'll in sanitarium
at Lincoln.
\"Dr. Little has been away from the
office for nine weeks. During the frs
three weeks he sent me checks fol
my services and wrote me urging thai
| keep the Office open to notify call
ers that he would be absent for some
time on his vacation. | have received
no wages for six weeks" compliance
Miss Myrtle Newcomber, the Office
girl when she appealed to Probation
| Officer Miller to arrange plans for The
collection of her wages.
DIR. Little is not here and his pres
ent whereabouts are unknown to us.
was the answer to inquiries at thu
Schlitz hotel, where the physician for
merly occupied a suite of rooms.
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1916-09-21
Mayor Was Not Asked to
Open the Dry Convention

A statement from Mayor Dahlman's
office contradicts the allegation that
representatives of the Womans
Christian Temperance union were un-
able to locate the mayor on Monday
or Tuesday to ask him to address
their meeting.
1.-THE mayor was in the city hall on
both days, attended the committee Of
the whole meeting Monday morning
in the council chamber and the reg
ular council meeting Tuesday morn
ing and was in the city hall most Of
the time during both days. None
called on me or telephoned me on this
subject" said the mayors secretary.
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1916-09-21
MONEY IS MADE IN
A DEAD BUSINESS
And Legislature Says it Will Be
More Dead After First of
the Year.
NOTES ON SOME OF FEES
By A. R. GROH.

= Sometimes there is lots of money
made in a dead business.
Your mind staggers under the be-
wilderment of this seemingly contra
dictory proposition Of mine, does it?
You say you can't make money out
of a dead business any more than
you can get blood from turnip or
intelligence from democrat.
Well, the county coroner made
S2,9ol.26 out of dead" business last
year.
In 1914 the easy picking in this
garden OF large and easy fees amount
ed to S3,625.35.
You admit now that our opening
proposition, which seemed so para
doxical, is but the simple truth.
No More Fees.
Restrain your indignation at this
pouring away OF public money; for
the last legislature abolished the Of
flee of county coroner an placed the
duty OF holding inquests on the county
attorney, who is to receive no fees for
the service.
Coroner Crosby's term OF office will
expire December 81 and the office
and the fees will expire at the same
time, though Crosby has carried the
case into the courts and it is now in
the supreme court. Another landmark
Of the old e-grabbing days will dis.
appear with this office. ....-
Let US consider the Eldorado OIL
the coronership. Whenever anybody
is murdered or commits suicide. or il
found dead, the coroner views the
body" for which he gets S., yer.
beautiful view" indeed! Then he has
the body removed to his establish
ment, SIS. Then he holds the inques
for which he receives $40.
More Fees.
He gets 50 cents for impaneling tn,
jury. He gets rs cents for swearing
each witness. Sometimes there arr
thirty witnesses in single case
When he journeys out of town tc
hold an inquest he collects 5 cent
per mile mileage.
All this is "veiv~t" ~ the rorone
The jurymen and witnesses are paic
BY the county in addition to the cor
oner's fees. And coroner's physi
clan 10 paid by the county 5000 ;
year. ~
Total Cost.
Last wear the total expense of tn,
coroner's Office was as follows: Fee
+, to the coroner, $2,9ol.25; coroner
juries, $844; witnesses, $l,463.05
printing. IS; coroner's physician, 5000
summoning coroner's jurors, $395
sheriff acting as coroner, $39.2s. To
tai, $6.637.55.
In 1914 the tota! expense wa
$s,0Os5O,
"Summoning coroner's jurors is |
new little stunt that was added t
the expense account in 1918 when i
was put through to the pleasant tun'
Of 1888. In 1914 it showed health,
growth to $620.40.
In 1918 the coroner's own incom
from this Office was $2,87o.3S in add
ton, OF course, to the amount TIL
county paid for jurors, witnesses
printing and physician. In this year
also, the sheriff viewed some bodies
held some inquests, swore some wit
nesses and so on, by which h
earned" (laughter) $2Sl.
In 1912 the coroner made $3,365.S
1 and in 1911 his fees were $3,l26.25.
Them was the daysV
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1916-09-21
Mrs. Doane Sends
Out Call for Some
Shoes and Clothes

1--WE are very much in, need OF
clothing and shoes for school children
at this time said Mrs. G. w. Doane,
superintendent of the Associated
Charities.
She added that the supply which
the charities had on hand has been
exhausted and with the coming OF
cooler weather there will be many
calls for clothes and shoes for I'm
fortunate boys and girls.
IF those who have discarded gar
ments and shoes would remember us
at this time we would be prepared
when calls come to US later in the
season." added Mrs. Doane.
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1916-09-21
Make Skin Smooth

There is one safe, dependable treatment
that relieves itching torture instantly and
that cleanses and soothes the skin.
Ask any druggist for 25c bottle of zemo
and apply 1t as directed. Soon you will find
that pimples. black heads. eczema. ringworm
and similar skin troubles will disappear.
A little zemo, the penetrating. satisfying
liquid. is all that is needed. for it banishes
all skin eruptions and makes the skin soft,
smooth and healthy. -.
Zemo, Cleveland.
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1916-09-21

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Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1916-09-21
Judge Woodrough Makes
Short STAY at ST. l0Seph

Federal Judge Woodrough is back
in Omaha again and ready for bust
ness after trip to St. Joseph, Mo-,
where he occupied the bench there
for a while-but a mighty short
while.
The Omaha federal judges stay in
the Missouri city was short. Several
factors went to make it so. The at
torneys were not ready for some OF
the cases; some persons to be tried
jumped their bonds, and several 9TH
ers pleaded guilty.
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1916-09-21
Tabloids of Politics
Little Items About the
Progress Of tho Campaign.

Robert Ennis, president of the
knife and Fork club OF Kansas City,
former secretary of the Real Estate
Exchange of kawvlle, and former
president of the Commercial club OF
the same city, while discussing politics
and things at the Omaha Commercial
club rooms said: There are many
indications that Hughes will carry
Missouri this fall, and am thorough
ly convinced OF it. The republicans
are united, while the democrats are
split in twain. The democratic state
administration has left bad taste in
the body polite of the state. Mr..
Hughes was in Kansas City recently,
and just want to tell you he made a
fine impression with the rank and
file of voters"
T. ]. MCGUIRE of the republican
county central committee has re.
sponded to a call from Jesse Craig OF
the state bureau of speakers to go t.
Chapman and other points to make
addresses on behalf Of the repuD.
lican nominees.
Chairman Dahlman of the demo.
cratic county central committee, at d
meeting in the Swedish auditorium
Monday evening announced that on,
Of the big cards N the campaign Of
this county will be democratic oppo
sition to the prohibitory amendment
Colonel w. F. Stoecker, identifying
himself as mot candidate for gov
ernor," is issuing bulletins against tn,
liquor interests. He is distributing
this literature on street corners.
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1916-09-21
Library Has 'ome Books
For the Bows on Kite;

The Omaha Public library believes
in some crazes, the one in this par
ticular instance being the kite-hying
craze, which seems to have gotten a
firm hold on the boydom OF the city
For the benefit Of ambitious kite
hyers--boys who would know the
why, wherefore and reasons thereof
of everything pertaining TO l'it"s
ibrary officials have arranged a list
Of books on the sport.
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1916-09-21

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Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1916-09-21
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