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Honolulu star-bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1912-2010, 1916-12-16
ALL.AMERicANs TOO

James Isaminger, Philadelphia, of.
fers the following All-Ameriean
eleven:
LET. end, Snlozinsky, Penn State.
Left tackle, Tschappat, West Va.
Left guard, Ajzen, Reading.
Center. Fuissaish, Hiram.
Right guard, Zuger, Georgetown.
Right tackle, Estrevaag, Penn.
Right end. MosyriSky, Columbia
quarterback, Saadi, Allentown.
Left half, Raiinondo, Columbia
Right lalf WYsocki, Lehigh.
: Fullbacx, Zy2hlinski. Columbia.
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We KNOW EN- NEARLY As BAD

DETROIT. Mich.-A man was found
wandering about the outskirts Of De-
trcit recently preclaiming that the De-
treit Americans would win the pen.
nant in 1917. The police promptly
took him into custody, alleging he was
insane. He was detained pending in
yestigation 10 determine whether his
condition was caused by the 1916 pen
naut race or by exposure.
Honolulu star-bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1912-2010, 1916-12-16
FISHERS ALL"
ss ROBERT s. SCOTT

Eais SW ROBERT g SCOTT
The Ono 4 a etaunch 4 craft
AS e'er flew pennons fore and Aft.
Her hull Of strongest spruce and nine.
Her engine of the Fr,sbie maize.
Chnrns steadily : cleaning wake.
! A rfIll{iv Twin and nroof ~ fools.
WITH horse n - YER, i've {, small bnsrv
muies
Hey decj,s arr vide ana nveth,,nr.
With room saIore-where halt Is
flnnf.
Ana fhs--' ~. ,,,,,,.o,,s ,;,,.s "a .ad.
Are handy when the skinner mods
Her 1,ast---for she can also san
z nna s ssre, = 1rs as 1 nne s gse
Ero,n 1sast ~ soIid rnddrr tree
~ '-ess y sS''s 1's = =
1:s,s~ re k.nls.za sa,lor;s sone.
f fls G,s ,ieststara a night q dsy' s
3 7Sn o,srsf ~ daon send cheerins raw.
che ctew ros,e;sfs of--stranee 10 tell.
- ws,a er j. tas me eaptain.s sseIi.
PIE mate he Is 4 crank Oh note:
Wis he that makes the nl0tor mote.
The cook knows more Of eating oats
Than cooking hash on motor boats.
When sbe skipper wells. sFuiI speed
VIA s Sis g gos no tick,es the timers
throat.
- sS~''
she.carries also a bosom bold;
" ~1 told. s-s
From a submarine he heard q hail
Ia "a. swore twas Jonah and the whale.
1
VI 'nT nr;de.
ny clyde.
.ochiess loon-we know him WE'LL
1vto hnvs more fish than he can sell
VIZ - IA
-. ,ha st;nner--snre. ahet takes the
Honolulu star-bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1912-2010, 1916-12-16
roMn reAM We. CO. : souAn

rh. Town Team will meet the F
r.n,rany team Of the 18th Infantry
I'm attsrs;e marx tomorrow afternoon
, ~ s;.sss If .ae Sebofield team viii
! 1s n tn,,ows: Fry ie. Arnold II. Bailey
ps ~ $500 ss 8 Shields rs. N'eatherly
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Showing classy team work the G..
RS defeated the Knights of Kane.
hameha by the score of % to II in
Thursday nights match of the Inter
mediate Basketball League at the Y.
NJ. c. A. Both teams played hard
ana fast game. but the G.. RS proved
little too strong for the Knights.
Clinton. Keppeier and Fritche were
stars. the first two caging five field
baskets and the latter landing four
goais. A. Ka1ai and Sam Kahalawai
scores two field goals and Akana got
enc for the Knights.
Line ups. G: R.'s-Clinton. p. KEEP
peler, f; H. Fritche. c; G.. Perry. NJ.
Bortwick, II. Bortwick. g. K. of k
John Ami, A. Kalai. Sam Kahalawai.
I; c. Akana, c; r. Xavier Guerrero,
e. Watson. G.
Honolulu star-bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1912-2010, 1916-12-16

TT PARIS re, Sect 40. Ware lib, Ga
bourel RIB, Turner 10 The Town
Team Will play their usual lineup in
this game.
Honolulu star-bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1912-2010, 1916-12-16

For administering medicine to 4
horse an inventor has patented a hol-
low. perforated bit, with. a funnel at
one end.
Honolulu star-bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1912-2010, 1916-12-16
ALL-AMERIcAN GOLFERS

There will be no All-American golf
team selected this year, but one of the
eastern critics mas ranked the anna.
teur golfers OF the country in the
following order:
Chick Evans, Robert A. Gardner, Os-
wald Kirby, Max Marston, Jesse Gull
ford, Clarke Cochran. John Anderson,
w. c. Fownes. Frank Dyer, Gardiner
White, Albert Seckel, Ned Sawyer.
Mason Phelps, Nelson Whitney, Phil
Carter, Cameron B. Buxton.
Honolulu star-bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1912-2010, 1916-12-16
G. r. BASKETBALL TEAM
WINS IN MATCH AT-y. M,
INTERMEDIATE BASKETBALL

Results last night-G. RS IS. X. of
X. IL.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1916-09-01

Why not take better care of your
hens and have them working for you
during the winter instead of keeping
them at loss during this period?
You can produce winter eggs. Put
your hens in warm, comfortable, we'll
ventilated house, give them nitrogen
Gus food and furnish water, grit and
oyster shell.
OF course, it will be some trouble to
increase your egg production. Don't
expect results if you go at things spas
medically, doing one or two things and
letting the rest go.
Fowls need animal protein food.
Bugs and worms furnish this In the
summer; buttermilk and beef scrap
make good substitutes in the winter.
This chart gives the results of an
Ontario experiment. Twenty-Five hens
receiving buttermilk in their ration
made $11 profit in eight months; a
similar flock fed beef scrap made $40
profit, while flock receiving no meat
or milk was kept at a loss of SO.
A similar experiment in Indiana
shows that hens fed skim milk or beef
scrap made a profit of 81 per hen an
nually, while those receiving neither
beef scrap or milk were kept at loss
of four cents per hen.
If you feed beef scrap, get coed quail
ity, testing 60 or 65 per cent protein.
Be careful not to feed too much.
Few people understand that eggs are
almost as perishable as meat or milk
They belong to the same class of food,
but just because they are inclosed in
hard shell, people think they will
stand almost any kind Of treatment.
Government experts estimate a loss
of $45,000,000 every year from bad
eggs. This loss can be prevented by
better handling and marketing.
Loss From Shrinkage.
Five per cent of the eggs in the
United States are lost through shrink
age. The shell of an egg is porous. II
is made this way so the developing
chick can get air during the incubation
period.
Seventy-four per cent Of an egg Is
water. Whenever an egg is in a TEN.
perature above freezing, this water is
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1916-09-01
INSIST ON FREQUENT CHANGE
Winter Asserts Women Are to Blame
for the Variations of Styles
In Clothes.

Women want something new to wear
every few months. The absolute
truth of this statement is what puts
the world of women against reformers.
1t is easy to read and write reams of
theories as to why women should not
indulge in the caprice of new
clothes; and. with delightful ingenious
ness, these dress reformers put the
blame on the style-makers and shops,
ignoring the fundamental truth that
the blame should be placed on the
women.
Those who are sincere and those
who are insincere but want to be
heard crying aloud in the market
places, do not go far enough into the
clothes question when pleading for
dress reform.
What normal woman would want to
be robbed of her privilege of seeing
new clothes and buying them when
ever 1t is possible? What healthy
minded woman would want to go
through life wearing the same gown,
cut on the same lines and preserved,
or copied, from season to season?
Mary Garden, the opera singer. al
swered this whole question once in an
interview on the deck of a steamer,
when she was sailing for Paris. 1t
was at the height of the great hubbub
concerning the question of American
clothes only.
The reDOrter called IN from the
gangplank. "When, In your opinion,
will American women wear American
clothes only and show their patriot
| ism?"
"When they're Dead" she called out
over the rail. '"They can't protest
against an American shroud. "-Ex-
change.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1916-09-01

of the year the chickens live on grass,
clover, surplus garden stuff, gleanings
from the grain fields, litter about the
barn and feed lots, and more important
than all else, they consume weed seeds,
insect enemies to crops and other pests.
Record of Eighteen Ohio Farm FIocks.
Two years ago the Ohio experiment
station made study of the profits in
farm poultry. Records of IS typical
farm focks were carefully kept.
These f1ocks ranged in number from
80 to $40, some were purebreds; others
were mongrels. They were kept, fed
and tended just as the farmer had been
caring for them before the experiment
station asked him to keep a record.
Here are the results of the investiga-
ton. For the sake of comparison, we
have figured the profit from each flock
on the basis of 100 hens in flock.
The best five fiocks yielded respect
lively $247, $154, $153, $1O7 and $104
per hundred hens, while the poorest
five flocks yielded $67, 500, 500, $62 and
SIS respectively. In no case was there
a loss. The average profit per hundred
hens Of the IS flocks was $S7.
Poultry Profits.
One hundred hens are worth a hun
dred dollars-just about the price Of a
good dairy COW. Records of the cow
testing association in Iowa show that
the average dairy COW makes a profit
of $33. Which would you rather do
milk two or three cows or take care of
hundred hens?
Most of US fail to realize that poul-
try is profitable-the wife pays the
grocery bills and every now and then
gets new piece of furniture or new
dress with the chicken money" But
probably not one farmer in thousand
could tell just how much his chickens
are paying.
You probably have about a hundred
henS-that's the average size of the
farm flocks in the United States. How
much profit are they producing? Ara
they above the average or below? Arg
you getting $247 or SIS?
Produce Eggs When Price Is High.
Sixty per cent of the eggs are pro-
duced in March, April and May. Then
the number drops gradually until only
one per cent is produced in November.
Production remains low during Janu-
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1916-09-01
GETTING Even.

"Now, what do you want?" asked
the sharp-tempered woman.
81 called to see If could sell you
some bakin' powder, maam," said the
seedy gentleman with the staggering
whiskers.
well, you can't sell no bakln' pow
der here, and | amt got no time to
waste on peddlerS, anyway"
Come to think of it. ma'nm," said
the seedy gentleman, as he fastened
his bag, 81 wouldn't care to sell you
any powder. This poky little kitchen
of yours Is so low in the ceilin' that
the bread wouldn't have no chance 20
rise"
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1916-09-01
POULTRY AND EGG CROP

Almost every farmer keeps some
poultry. The trouble is he doesn't
make the poultry keep him. Too many
OF them are ROSTERS. A lot more are
old hens that lay but few eggs and
then want to set. Whenever the price
OF eggs gets high, the old hens go on a
strike. They lay in the henhouse when
they please, but too much of the time
prefer to lay their eggs out in the
fence corners. That means they are
not gathered until they are stale-and
in consequence a low price for the
eggs.
The average farmer considers poul-
try raising a "side ISSUE" a job for
women and children-a sort of neces-
sary nuisance in order to provide fresh
eggs and toothsome roast or fry. But
after all, this ''side issue" branch of
the farming business, poultry, nets an
annual return in the United States of
over $600,000,000 or enough money to
build two Panama canals every year.
The Panama canal has been written in
~ tiAC pdSSS VI IHSlOTy as one Oh the
greatest achievements of modern times.
In its construction our greatest minds
In the science of engineering, art and
medicine were employed. Yet the farm
hen with little or no care closes her
yearly account with balance of more
than half a billion dollars. Only a
very small portion of this vast sum of
money is earned by the well-cared-for
commercial hen. NinAty per cent of it
goes to the credit Of the much neglect
ed f1ocks ranging at liberty on the
farms of the country.
Hen Not Appreciated.
None of us half appreciate the
money-earning possibilities of the hen.
For example, the cotton growing states
during a recent slump in the cotton
market due to the European war,
joined other cotton producing states in
an appeal to congress for federal aid
to tide them over the financial diff
Guilty. The appeal was for $150,000,000
to be distributed in the South through
the medium of the federal reserve
banks. If these one-crOp states had
reckoned with the farm hen they
would have saved themselves the hui
initiation of asking Uncle Sam for help.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1916-09-01

TTdia E. Pinkham's Vegetable Com
acnnd would cure it It helped both
tSs Change of Life and the tumor and
wben I got home I did not need the doctor.
T took the Pinkham remedies until the
tnmor was gone, the doctor said, and /
have not felt it since. / tell every one
how | was cured. If this letter will
help others you are welcome to use it I"
Mrs. E. II. BEAN, 626 Joseph Avenue,
Nashville, Tenn.
lydia E. Pinkham's Vegetable Com
Mound, a pure remedy containing the
attractive properties of good old fash
Ioped roots and herbs, meets the needs
ofwoman' system at this critical period
Of her life. Try it
If there is any symptom In your
ease which puzzles you, write to
the Lydia e. PinkhaU1 Medicine
Co., Lynn, Mass.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1916-09-01
Perfectly Satisfactory.

Hey, door called a citizen Of
Grudge to professional appearing
stranger who was passing the house.
Come in and see if you can fix up my
brother-in-law. He's having a At or
something"
"But, my dear sir. am a veterinary
surgeon"
Jaw, that's all right Didn't you
hear me say that this is my brother-in-
lawT-Kansas City Star.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1916-09-01
Case of Necessity,

Ex-President Taft was congratuz
lated, at New Haven luncheon, on
the work he has done in the cause Of
peace.
Let me tell you" said Mr.. Tan,
smiling, ian appropriate story.
why is it. fat man was once
asked, that you fat chaps are always
so good-naturedP
1--WE have 20 be- the fat man re-
piled. You see. we can neither fight
nor rum"
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1916-09-01
No Trouble.

'Do you have any trouble keeping
servants out where you liver" asked
the city man.
"None whatever" replied the the
commuter.
"You surprise me-"
AZ thought l would. You see, we
can't get any servants in the first
place, so of course, we have no trou-
bic keeping them"
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1916-09-01
CLEANSE THE PORES
OF Your skin and Make 1t Fresh anG
Clear by Using cutiSura. Trial Free.

When suffering from pimples, black
heads, redness or roughness, smear
the skin with Cuticura Ointment.
Then wash Off with Cutlcura Soap and
hot water. These super-creamy emol-
tents do much for the skin because
they prevent pore clogging.
Free sample each by mail with Book.
Address postcard, Cuticura, Dept. l..
Boston. Sold everywhere.-Adv. -
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1916-09-01

aAOA 90 t1ASS rs u
child's head. The
doctor said it was
three years coming
and gave me medi-
cine for it until I
was called away
from the city for
IS som Q time. OF
course I could not
|go to him then, 30
my sister-in-law told
me that she thought
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1916-09-01
Hard 70 Suit.

Mrs. Instile-I don't want tnat hat.
Nobody wears anything like that now.
The Milliner-Here's charming lit
tie toque.
Mrs. Ins'ile-Take 1t away. Every
body has one like that.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1916-09-01
MIokers" Worth While.

my papa can lick your papa"
boosted Johnny, aged six.
81 don't care; my mamma can lick
your mamma" came back Jimmy.
Both of you make me tired" chimed
In Sammy. MY papa and my mamma
can both lick me, and the worst part
of 1t Is they take turns about dom It,"
indianapolis News.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1916-09-01
Got what He Was Looklna Cor,

Jack-Mr. Benedict is married.
Belle-Do you mean it? Why, he
used to say he would never marry I'M
less the girl was just so and so.
Jack-Well, he struck one who
Sewed him up all right.-Judge.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1916-09-01

We will take Arkansas to illustrate the
point.
The average county in Arkansas con-
tains about 5000 farms. If on each
farm there had been 100 hens, each
laying through the year eight dozen
eggs. only about quarter Of an egg
day, ard die sggs had sold for 70 cents
a dozen, the income per farm would
have amounted to $3.50. At this rate
the 1900 farms in each county would
have produced $4S0,000. Based on these
figures. the state of Arkansas with her
IA counties, would have produced near
Iy a $4,000, 000-dollar egg crop. This
sum is far in excess Of the money Ar
kansas would have received as her
share of the federal loan and more
than half of the value of the annual
cotton crop.
This $35,O00,OO0 distributed among
the banks of Arkansas would have re-
lieved one of the most critical periods
in the economic history Of the state.
The earning power of the hen exceeds
that of all other farm anlmais-the
dairy COW not excepted.
Profit in Poultry.
Let us not overlook this opportunity.
ANY farmer can have poultry. lie can
make more clear profit out Of poultry
than the commercial poultryman can
make.
First, the care of poultry fits vel into
the other farm work; the investment is
small feed is cheap the chickens con-
vert the waste products Of the farm
into profits. During the greater part
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1916-09-01

evaporating through the shell. The
higher the temperature and the more
circulation of air there is the faster
the evaporation takes place Eggs
grow stale in warm poultry houses, in
hot kitchens, on the farm or in the
cupboards of the consumer. Egg deal
ers count that three stale eggs are
equal to rotten egg and pay accord
ingly.
Gather your eggs daily and keep
them in cool place. Market them as
often as possible-at least once q
week-better twice a week.
$15,ooo,0oo Annual Loss.
Fertile eggs cause great loss-a
loss estimated by the government ex-
perts at $15,000,OOO a year.
Two years ago the United States
government experts conducted an ex-
pertinent in Kansas to compare the
loss from fertile and infertile eggs.
How Experiment Was Conducted.
Ten thousand eggs, collected from
different farms, were used in the ex-
pertinent. Half were fertile and half
were infertile, and every egg was abb
solutely fresh when 1t entered the ex-
pertinent.
These eggs were Kept on the farm
under ordinary farm conditions. Some
were stored in parlors, some In kitch-
ems, some in cellars and some In pam
tries. Some were put in nests, some
under laying hens and some under sit
ting hens. The same number of fertile
and infertile eggs were always put I'M
der exactly the same conditions. In q
week the eggs were collected and sold
to the local grocery store where they
were candled. They were then shipped
to st. Louis, where they were again
candled.
Results of Experiment.
While on the farm % per cent of the
fertile eggs were spoiled for food, as
compared with only 16 per cent of the
infertile ones. On the way to market
ii per cent of the fertile ones were
spoiled as compared with 9 per cent Of
the infertile. This makes total Of
43 per cent of the fertile eggs unfit for
food as compared with only IS per cent
OF the infertiIe ones-a difference of 10
per cent. Notice that the greatest loss
in both fertile and infertile eggs is on
the farm.
Fresh air is as good for hens as it
is for people. If you have an open
front or partly open front poultry
house you need not worry about the
ventilation.
Fresh air does not hurt hens, but
drafts are injurious. The north, east
and west sides Of the coop should be
tight to prevent drafts.
Get the habit Of cleanliness and you
need not fear lice and poultry dis
eases.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1916-09-01
Obstacles.

Father-What are the relations be
tween you and Miss Darlington?
Son-Her father and motherl
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1916-09-01

Our work counts for more than our
talk.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1916-09-01

Many a man has made a fortune by
not writing poetry.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1916-09-01
INV MRS. BEAN
met The CRISIS
c.r;ed Safely Through Change
I.fIife by Lydia E. Pinkham's
I" Vegetable Compound.

y,sbville, Tenn.-''When was going
:, Web Web the Change Of Life / had tu-
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1916-09-01
What is Castoria

<AETORIA harmless substitute
and Soothing syTups 1t is Pleasant Opium
Morphine nor other Narcotic substance guarantee
and alays
Collie It relieves Tehing Troubles Fuen
Food regulates
natural The chldrens Panaoea-1he
Always uye
born the of Cha a.
supervision since its infancy Allow
Commercials limitations Experiment.
wit IND endanger the health of and
Children-Experence against Experiment. ~ Z/TZ-1
CastOria bears the Of SX ZZH<
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1916-09-01

airy and February and increases to u
per cent in March. The price goes
down whenever the production goes up.
Why not produce eggs in the winter?
Get the advantage not only of in
creased production, but of high price.
In January eggs sell on an average
for about 30 cents per dozen. The
price decreases until in April eggs are
bringing only IS cents. A large number
Of eggs are put in cold storage at this
time and this keeps the price fairly
high considering the great amount Of
eggs produced. The price drops to II
cause there is such large number Of
poor eggs on the market. In Septem-
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1916-09-01

Der the price begins to rise and In
creases gradually but rapidly until 1t
reaches 20 cents in December.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1916-09-01
Wrong Deduction.

who breaks, pays"
"Oh, no; not If they're broke. BAL
tmore American.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1916-09-01

v N U MILWAUKEE, NO. as-1sta
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1916-11-22

poration bearing that name. with
offices at 1903 Park Avenue. 81.
Absolutely no relation whatever
the dealer said. eve hold some OF
their stock-thst is ell. We bought II
in because nj one time certain ice
company took to selling coal. We
started the Burns Brothers lee Com
pany and took our pay in stock
Burns was accompanied by LOUIS
II. Moos. counsel for the coal company,
who sat at his elbow throughout the
interview. Mr.. Burns told how some
Of the men who were engaged IN re.
failing coal few years ago failed and
we're now employed by his firm. The
business, he added. was hazardous, and
he was satisfied with % cents ton
net profit.
before the Independent miners were
compelled to dissolve under the Clay
ton act, they formed the Temple Coal
and Iron Company. Three years ago
told the Interstate Commerce Commits
sion that if coal distribution ever went
back into individual hands. God help
the public. Well. it's there now" he
eait