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La prensa. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1913-1962, 1916-02-12
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The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1916-07-11
The Gladly

Some people think the gadny Is o
real insect.
The one we mean ia the germ Of
Fad. that stings everybody more OF
less.
There are very few people iu whose
ears tho Padnv has not bu22ed aud
whose cuticle has not been pune
tured by his little probe.
Travel ~ something people arr sup
posed to do for pleasure.
II some Of the people We see trav
cling are doing SO as a pleasant
diversion from their regular life,
we'd hate To- board with them when
they are hCme.
There are many day-coach phi.
rriins who carry a paper bag or n
laundry.pokc fun Of bananas, en-.
balmed hen. doughnuts. jelly sand
witches and dill pickles from passama.
quOddy Bay to the Golden Gate. drink
Ing milky coffee in tubsfull on tho
slightest proyOcation. sleeping with
their clothes on Except their shoes
every night, and talking ~ the top
Of their voices every time they wake,
taking care OF eight small children
that were born IN a DOGGY there are
people VINO do this for fun
IL looks almost AS funny 10 Nc "a
roinr and getting ~inoculatcd with a
boil lust 10 have II 20 nurse
\ person who could enjoy that sort
81 travel would be tickled TO death
with tie toothachc.
While "A trip 30 the dentists TO have
o aw-fellcr yanked Out would be tho
treat Of "A lifetime.
But everybody wants to 60 some
where"
The whole human race are busy
little cups Of tea.
The lazy mes want 10 ride. OF
course. bur they all want 10 go.
The frat thing a baby learns is
doe hy-by.'
Tho last thing the old lottery onc
wants 10 DO Us 70 get strong enough
to b, taken somewhere
We arr AN charter member OF the
Tribe OF Cad.
The radnv didn't miss one of US
when Bo was around using his
ltiuFer.
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1916-07-11
: pW and then on % perfectly
magai lcent day. which Is 100
' por cent -.inshI ne, e chilling
f4.. A. I 4.uHss V.1t t,... H.t.,

pW and then on 70 perfectly
magai Ilcont day. which is loo
per cent sunshine. e chilling
darkness viii suddenly tau ipou some
happy vicinity and ne viii become
sogPy and iumpy for several minutes.
The ehy VIII still be au angelic blue,
but s1WcNhote IN the vicinity a pes.
stu'ist iI passing.
A pcssimist f. q man with n mental
F'omlClacho. n ia worse than the
ordinary tamaohncho. however. be.
cause It Ia contagious. \ real. dark
indigo pessimist viii enter a cfovd
~ happy, cheerful people, and a. less
i.an tIroo minutes these people Ntll
he wondering how lie can be- en-.
dured under the uncertainty OF not
know ing whether or not business
rny' week viii be- ~ bad aa might
easily be- Imagined
4 pessimist Is a human opera
Yitss. 10 you look az sorrow through
"a po.simist % viii be maRnined 1000
D.ametcrs. IL Is also possible. By
turning the pess!mi-t inside out. TO
hook At JOS through his eyes. Ilis
reduces them TO 40 small Il size that
they can easily b. mistaken for nj.
rr0urs a truo pessim,st can lay
"a idc a telegram containing the news
that his uncle has left him $1,000. .
600 md can wonder with tears In hts
tycs NoN hc viii be- able 10 endure
y % worry ~ owning two automobiles
With lrai tires.
\ p"-simi-''s lnith hasn't anything
nu' % reverse clutch lie can't ho.
lieye that .ood luck will continue or
chat his children viii grow up. or
that times are going ~ be better. or
that the world will iodr, next year K
comet. hut pull TIC reverse lever and
ne is a wonder lie Will believe any,
taing that has q sob In the future.
He can take the poorhouse hills. one
hil' 10 q leap Tell him that good
time viii end tomorrow and that
B. rring IS e. become n national pas
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1916-07-11

chi'd before Il !. born. engaging the
undertaken before he doctor arrives.
and losing his money before he has
earned a. 4 was q farmer pesslmis'
who harvested q bumper crop with
gloom, because biz crops were SO
hard on the land But he WASH, "A
circumstance 10 The railroad prcsi-
dent who Views his balance sheet
showing a . por cent dividend and
$1,000 600 surplus aud wonders With
hopeless s5hs where the money IS -
come from when another box cor
must ho replaced
pessluiats are not pleasant. but IL
would be q very easy thing To make
them extremely useful a possim,st
could BE- fer'ilized and tied up some.
whore and planted TO mushrooms
wiz great profit.
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1916-07-11
Vest Pocket Essays
IN GILMAL lLLLLI
TIL PESSI MIST

Nmr inside Of six vo,kr, and be
would believe you u your Hrst name
wa" 'rarIu-
A pcsnwist lf continually losing 4
Flue before d ia begun, buI!ius "a
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1916-07-11
Surprising

trra'l Saturday from their wedding
tour They report % fine time -
N.it' Pigeon Item, iH NO,th IngliSh
tia. ~, .fd.
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1916-07-11
The Wall OF \ Mere Man

! amt no lizzie; 7 don't live
At Sissoton, : ID.
But why can wife wear pretty things
For clothing. and not me?
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1916-07-11

" wud be a fine ting L lave on
maybe FIVE dollars fr'm tn price as
that I'll mond ring an buy Il ton az
coal tr "a family wild shiYerln
Chlldher In ut.
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1916-07-11
No How Too Great

Just 10 show that no misfortune 10
so severe that II can't be survived,
Columbus Junction, Iowa. Is SIN in
existence. and Is even cheerful. after
y failure In the watermelon crop.
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1916-07-11

We asked the young lady across
the way ii her father believed In non
partisan municipal elections and ste
said s.io guessed Ap dId as She over.
l.lrd him say that II aas no trouble
T. irI out which candidates belonged
60 parts and vote for them ac-
,u'uiur'y.
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1916-07-11

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and ... AZ .l on. .'nIt..
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1916-07-11
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WANTED You to Eu gallon De
VOC ready paint GO 20. 5000 -Iu1r,
;Dct two coats. ETI. .Iruuu roof
paint stops leaks, last %, years cold
water kalscmiue, VI. par J|ap-alay
Thomas T. kcleher, g. West central
phone 80.
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1916-07-11

" NNTEb- To rent rt : SIX
yu"m cottage, iuru Doe. COZ uufur
ui.h,d Address BOX tc Herald
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1916-07-11
UAqinQaAgi1
cSTRlcKlMDlWtCIIutiNo

. W. hAAA'N w IlNlA'NN ! uhN' il'A
Upon my journey here below
Two kindsl And | am free To- bet
Both kinds you also chance 10
know.
One kind keeps still before events.
And later says. u told you So
] must admit | am too dense
To see why be keeps lying 80.
The other kind blurts out his say.
And when the day Is past and gone
lie hides. IL things don't 20 his way
And keeps AS still as Coal OH John
Two kinds ~ prophet no good
Both you and have always known
Two kinds Of prophet. and We
should
he scared II neither pulled q bone"
The Birmingham age-herald., 1916-04-20
Editorial Comment
 On Wilson's Address
HAS MISTAKEN WILSON


 Baltimore Sun: There are only two types of men who could follow the course Wilson has adopted. The first is the weak opinionless, invertebrate fellow who in no circumstances can make a decision. The second is the man of ex- ceptional strength and determination. If Germany has suspected the Presi- dent of the United States to be of the former class she will quickly be made to realize her mistake.
 Cleveland Leader: The meaning of this message to Berlin is plain. It cannot be misunderstood. The President has spoken too strongly now to fall back into a maze of diplomatic correspondence. Congress will support the president. The country will stand by it's official repre- sentatives.
 San Francisco Chronicle: Serious as conditions are they do not justify war in which we have nothing to gain or even wish to gain except the protection of mankind for the future against such hor- TOTS as those of the present war. To engage in war with Germany, supposing there were any way to do so, would merely add to the horrors against wnsch we are protesting.
 Seattle Post-Intelligencer: President Wilson's decision in the submarine con- troversy with Germany has been long
 tCeatiAusd ea Pare seven)
The Birmingham age-herald., 1916-04-20
Action of United States On Demand For Withdrawal of Troops Will Depend On His Findings
EXPEDITION HALTS AT STRATEGIC POINTS
 READY FOR TROULE
Chase After Villa At a Standstill Diplomatic Situation Is Unchanged. Funston Not Superseded

Washington, April 19.-No decision as ito withdraWal of American troops from Mexico is expected for a week or 10 days
 unless there are new outbreaks against
 the forces in Mexico to compel immedi- ate action. This was made clear today when Secretary Baker dispatched Major Scott, chief of staff, to the border as his personal representative to make com
 plete report on the military problems con fronting General Funston
 The administrations final action on
 Genera, Carranza's suggestion that the
 expedition be recalled probably will be
 based largely on what is shown in this
 report. General Scott, who left Wash
 ington tonight hardly will be able to make
 the round trip in less than 10 days
 Accompanied by his aide, Lieut.. Col.
 Robert E. L. Michie of the general staff, The will reach General Funston's head
 quartrs at San Antonioi, Tex next Fri
 day evening
 OONINlANDC
 Secretary Baker laid stress in his an-
 nouncement on the fact that General
 Funston still is in supreme command of
 the border situation expeditionary forces
 and will remain so He said the depart ment fully approved every step General Funston had taken, and that General Scott was going only because it had seemed desirable to get a. clearer view than was possible by means of official reports.
 In the meantime the state department will take up consideration of what reply they shall make to the Carranza note urging the withdrawal of the American forces Some question can be worked out before the military situation is re- ported,
 General Scott's orders permit him to go Where he thinks best along the border or into Mexico with the troops, He said tonight that. he had no present inten- tion of going beyond the border. | Dispatches from the border from Mex ico today continued no word of develop ments changing the situation. The expe- 'ultioH scehinS sHid IS at stdnuStltl, apparently. concentrated at points where General Pershing and General Funston believe they are best protected against whatever may come.
 The only messages received. the sub stance of which was made public, were of ruassuring nature. consular dis patch said General Pershing's desire to change the location of his most advanced base near Para, had met with no oppo- SContinued on Page Twol
The Birmingham age-herald., 1916-04-20
Summary of the News
GENERAL NEWS

GEN EAAL NEWS Wilson demands that Germany abandon present method of war Note to Germany Is virtually an ul- timatum.
 German protest on arrest of Won IgeI will be ignored. c-OnIy local fights along various war fronts. 12-Big order placed by Youngstown company. c-Blnckmon will remain in cnpitcl until May l. 3-BOrah kicks on money spent on National Guard.
 LOCAL NEWS 5-Birmin gham will keep liquor money even if courts decide against the city. TOday's session of hardware men will he executive.
 Candidates for court of appeals here yesterday. short items on progress of work for the reunion. Only two more days of cooking school lessons. S12.OOO of Athens fund is raised. Young orators to compete for prixe- Freight rates are real trouble, says DeBardeleben. 3-PIan relief work for the veterans Books on peace at public library fine health record shown by convicts. s-9-Interest grows daily in cooking school.
 FEATURES 2-New York stories by Birmingham man. 3-H0lland's letter. 4-EditOrial comment. 6-Dolly DaIrymple and society. Fo0tlights and scrccn.
 SPORTING NEWS lI--Birminsham wins first game with Mobile.
 Attendance trophy comes to Bir- mingha Other news of the Southern league.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1916-04-20
Will Continue Prosecution
 of Von Papen's Former Secretary Despite the De-
 mands Presented
OFFICIAL PAPERS
 WILL BE RETURNED :.
 TO GERMAN EMBASSY
Facsimiles Are Sent to Washington That Ambas- sador May Pick Out Those That Are Official

Washington, April 19.-The Attorney Generals. office is understood to have decided to prosecute Wolfe von Igel, Captain von Papen's former secretary, arrested yesterday. in New York, charged with conspring to blow up the Welland canal notwithstanding the German ain- bassador's request that von Igel be- leased.
 Counsellor Polk of the state depart ment. yesterday advised the department of justice to free the prisoner unless the came member Of the embassy staff. As the crime is alleged to, have been committed in September, 1914. while Won. Igel was not registered as an embassy empIoye until December. 1915, the legal branch of the government is said to have concluded that no diplomatic immunity stands in the way of his prosecution.
 Official documents seized in voa Papen's office when Won Igel was ar. rested will be returned to the German embassy. Secretary Lansing today as sured Count Won Bernstorff that this would be done after the latter had called at the state department and emphasized his demand of yesterday that the papers be returned. These papers. which em- bassy officials seemed most anxious to recover. are said to be partly in code and ther examination would reveal the key to the, German official cipher.
 Department of justice officials were un- willing to discuss the disposition of the seized papers or to confirm report that some of the papers had already been ror- war6ed from New York.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1916-04-20

neutrals and to safeguard the lives or noncombatants.
 What has actually happened in the year which has since elapsed has shown that those hopes were not justified; those assurances insuspectible of being fulfilled.
 "In pursuance of the policy of subma- rine warfare against the commerce of its atlversaries thus announced and entered upon by the imperial German govein- ment in despite of the solemn protest Of this government the commanders or German undersea vessels have attacked merchant ships with greater and greater activity, not only upon the high seas surrounding Great Britain and Ireland,
The Birmingham age-herald., 1916-04-20

naval station at Toulon, but that American officers actually found 14 pieces of metal which they have identi- fled as parts of German torpedoes. Four of them. steel, parts of the war head'' Of the torpedo. stiil bear the dstinctive red paint common to German war heads"
The Birmingham age-herald., 1916-04-20

The note asserts that information in the possession of the United States establishes conclusively that the channel steamer Sussex was torpe- -doed without warning and that the torpedo was of German manufacture. The conclusion that the torpedo was fired by German submarine, it adds, is considered substantiated by Ger many's disclaimer.
 NOT ONLY OUTRAGE
 The note declares that if the Sussex had been an isolated case the United States might regard it as possible to hope that the officer responsible had been negligent or violated his orders, but that unhappily this terrible ex- ample of submarine warfare does not stand alone.
 Germany is informed that the Uni ted States gained the impression from her recent communication that the inn perial government failed to appre- ciate the gravity of the situation which has resulted nd alone from the attack on the Sussex, but from the whole method and character of submarine warfare s disclosed by the unrestrained practice of the command CTS of German undersea craft during the past twelvemonJh and more in the indiscriminate destruction of merchant vessels of all sorts. nationalities and destinations
 Attached to the American note as an appendix are the facts in the case of the Sussex. They show that three American army and navy officers found in the hull of the destroyed ship not only screw bolts whUh correspond in use and Identification marks with those on German torpedoes in posses sion of the French government at the
The Birmingham age-herald., 1916-04-20
Joint Session Of Congress Electrified By Historic Address of the Chief Executi0e and Win Back Him Up Tn Any Step He May See Fit to Take-Germany Will Argue Point But Will Not Give Way Threatened Action Would Mean Seizure of Informed German Ships and War
By HUGH W. ROBERTS


 
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  Germany alleged mfcton civilized a outb This with which has been electrified made the emphatic
 
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 the of will vacIate will tha the nothing in diplomatic relations
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The Birmingham age-herald., 1916-04-20


 "Gentlemen of the Congress:
 "A situation has arisen in the foreign relations of the country. of which 1t IS my plain duty to inform you very frankly.
 Tt will be recalled that in February )1915 the imperial German government am nounced it's intention to treat the waters surrounding Great Britain and Ireland as embraced with the seat of war, and to destroy all merchant ships owned by its enemies that might be found within any part of that portion of the high seas' ana that it warned all vessels of neutral as well as of belligerent ownership to keep out of the waters it had thus prescribed or else enter them at their peril
 .The government of the United States earnestly protested. It took the position that such a policy could not be pursued without the practical certainty of gross and palpabe violations of the law or ma tions, particularly of submarine craft if these were to be employed as it's in sfruments. inasmuch as the rules pro- scribed by that law, rules founded upon principles of humanity, and established for the protection of the lives of non combatants at sea, could not in the na- ture of the case he observed by such vessels It baseed it's protest on the ground that persons of neutral nationality and vessels of neutral ownership would be, exposed to extreme and intolerable risks and that no right to close any part of the high seas against their use, or to expose them to such risks, could lawfully be asserted by any belligerent govern ment.
 The law of nations in these matters. upon which the government of the United States based it's protest, is not of recent ,origin. or founded upon merely arbi- trary principles. set up by convention. It is based on the contrary upon manifest and imperative principles oi humanity and has long been established with it's approval and by the express assent of all civilized nations.
 CARRIED OUT POLICY
 ..Notwithstanding the earnest protest of our government the imperial German government at once proceeded to carry nut the policy it had announced. It ex- ures ssed the hope that the dangers in ysNved at any rate the danger to neutral &ssels, would be reduced to minimum by the instructions which it had issued to It's submarine commanders, and as- sured the government of the United States that it would take every possible precaution both to respect the rights of
The Birmingham age-herald., 1916-04-20

hut uharever they could encounter them in way that has grown more and moro ruthless; more and more indiscriminate as the months have gone by; less and less observant of restraints of any kind, and have delivered their attacks without ccmpuncton against vessels of every na- tionality and bound upon every sort of errand Vessels of neutral ownership, even vessels of neutral ownership bound from neutral port to neutral port, have been watched, destroyed along with ves- sels of belligerent ownership in constant ly increasing numbers. Sometimes the merchantmen attacked has been warned and summoned to surrender before be- ing fired on or torpedoed; sometimes passengers or crews have been vouch- safed the poor security of being allowed to take to the ships boats before she was sent to the bottom. But again and again no warning has been given, no es- cape even to the ships boats allowed to those on board. What this government foresaw must happen has happened. Tragedy has followed tragedy on the seas iE such fashion, with such attendant circumstances as to make it grossly evi- dent that warfare of such a sort, if war fare it be, cannot be carried on without the most palpable violation of the die tates alike of right and of humanity. Whatever the disposition and intention of the imperial German government, it has manifestly proved impossible for it to keep such methods of attacks upon the commerce of it's enemies within the bounds set by either the reason or the heart of mankind
 ARMED MERCHANT VESSELS
 Tn February of the present year the German government informed this gov 'ernment and the other neutral govern ments of the world that it had reason to believe that the government of Great Britain had armed all merchant vessels of British ownership and had given them secret orders to attack any submarine of Of the enemy they might encounter upon the sea. and that the imperial German government felt justified in the circum- stances in treating all armed merchant men of. belligerent ownership as auxiliary vessels of war, which it would have the right to destroy without warning. The law of nations has long recognized the right of merchantmen to carry arms for protection and to use them to repel at tack. though to use them in such cir cumstances, at their own risk: but the imperial German government claimed the right to set these understandings aside in circumstances which it deemed extra ordinary
 Even the terms in which it, an
 SCsntinued ea Faxs severn