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TaÌˆgliches Cincinnatier volksblatt. [volume] (Cincinnati [Ohio]) 1885-1919, 1916-10-23
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TaÌˆgliches Cincinnatier volksblatt. [volume] (Cincinnati [Ohio]) 1885-1919, 1916-10-23

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TaÌˆgliches Cincinnatier volksblatt. [volume] (Cincinnati [Ohio]) 1885-1919, 1916-10-23
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TaÌˆgliches Cincinnatier volksblatt. [volume] (Cincinnati [Ohio]) 1885-1919, 1916-10-23

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TaÌˆgliches Cincinnatier volksblatt. [volume] (Cincinnati [Ohio]) 1885-1919, 1916-10-23
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TaÌˆgliches Cincinnatier volksblatt. [volume] (Cincinnati [Ohio]) 1885-1919, 1916-10-23
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Crittenden record-press. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1909-191?, 1916-03-30
A Real Plan.

The crisis in foreign affairs
Crittenden record-press. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1909-191?, 1916-03-30
.RICG LAND TO AYER.LORD co
Rich Tract will be Sold to Big Tie
Concern.

Cadiz, KY, March %. The
Hillman property in the neigh
borhood of lTrigg Furnace will
likely be sold in the near future
to the Aver & Lord Tie company.
Terms have been practically
agreed upon and all that is now
necessary to consummate the
trade is the arrangement Of some
minor details. The survey as re-
Gently made by the prospective
purchasers showed only about A.
800 acres IN the tract, and while
the survey Of the Hillmans made
several years ago showed about
$500 acres, this will in no way
affect the trrde, as the price was
a lump sum and not so much per
acre. Judge John D. Shaw, who
has charge of the property was
in Birmingham, Ala, and Padu-
cab a few days ago on business
connected with the deal.
Crittenden record-press. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1909-191?, 1916-03-30
ing of newspapers:

ing OF newspapers:
Each year the local paper
gives from $500 to 81, 900 in free
lines to the community in which
it is located. No other agency
can or will do this. The editor,
in proportion to his means, does
more for his town than any ten
men, and in fairness he ought to
be supported-not because you
like him or admire his writings,
but because the local paper is the
best investment the community
can make. II may not be bril-
Iiantly edited or crowded with
thought, but financially it is Of
more benefit to the community
than the teacher. Understand
me. do not mean mentally, and
yet on moral questions you will
find most Of the papers on the
right side. Today the editor of
the local papers do the most for
the least money Of any people on
earth"
Crittenden record-press. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1909-191?, 1916-03-30

well in the April American Mag.
azine. because. General Swift
made a happy application OF the
truth, in saying 10 the conven-
ton: Il nominate for governor
Of this state a man who, when
he was a farmers boy, hoed TO
the end Of the row. "
He hoed TO the end Of the
row" became a campaign slogan.
When the people discovered that
this was one Of the Characters
ties Of the man, they elected him
by one Of the greatest majorities
ever given in Massachusetts.
Crittenden record-press. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1909-191?, 1916-03-30
SAYS FUR.TOPPED SHOES
INVITE FLIRTING BY men
Oklahoma City Woman Complain,
To The Mayor About Il.

Oklahoma City, March, 2S.-
Mayor 0verholser closed all the
gambling houses in Oklahoma
City and drove the liquor dealers
out of business. Now he is ex-
pected to start other reforms.
why don't you stop this flirt-
ing that is going on all the time?
asked a woman of sour visage
who visited the mayors Office.
The mayor. said he didn't know
there had been any flirting.
well, there has and there is"
said the woman. 1T is going on
now, all the time. | see it when
/ am downtown and you could,
too, If you looked" ''@
who is doing it?" inquired
the mayor. 49, .'A'
men and women; boys and
girls" replied the visitor, and
the girls are just as bad as the
men. / can show you girls on
the streets right now who ought
to be arrested" erYs!rgl ,
I'm what way do they fBrty
Crittenden record-press. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1909-191?, 1916-03-30

should not make America blind
to the crisis in its domestic af-
fairs.
The Domestic crisis is the threat
ened strike of all the railroad
men in the United States for a
basic eight-hour day."
For weeks this peril has been
creeping upon US. For weeks
there has drawn steadily nearer
the possibility that our returning
prosperity will be stopped and
turned into adversely by a para
lysis Of the transportation sys-
TENS Of the country.
AS a country we have made no
preparation to meet it.
Our governmental machinery
for preventing the railroads from
getting too great incomes still
lacks any instrument for adjust
ing the demands of labor to their
fair place in the economic struc-
ture.
Into this gap the Chamber Of
Commerce of the United States
steps with a proposal that looks
to the rights of the public, the
inevitable third party to the dis
pute. In an emergency resolu-
ton passed by its executive com.
mittee It says:
Whereas, IL has come to the atten-
ton Of the Chamber Of Commerce of
the United States Of America that
grave differences are impending be-
tween the railroads and certain Of their
employes which, II not adjusted, may
result in serious interruption to trans
portation; and
Whereas. Such interruption Of the
traffic operations Of the United States
would be national calamity, and IL
arising thru arbitrary action Of either
Crittenden record-press. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1909-191?, 1916-03-30
asked the patient mayor.

asked the patient mayor.
by looking sideways at the
men and by wearing fur.topped
shoes and dresses half was up TO
their knees" said the woman.
You've seen them, haven't you
and you know they're disgrace
full, don't you?"
Mayor 0verholser said there
was no ordinance regulating wo.
mems attire TO that extent.
Then pass an ordinance, in.
sisted the visitor. Put a heavy
fine on the girls who wear fur.
topped shoes and short dresses,
or else on the men who look at
them"
The mayor sighed YEARLY.
IF you don't" the continued
the woman, this town will 90
to the devil. It's going there
now, with lis fur-topped shoes
and flirting"
Crittenden record-press. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1909-191?, 1916-03-30

side, without the questions in dispute
being submitted to careful and inn
partial analysis, would constitute an
act inimical to public welfare and
fraught with grave consequences; be it
therefore
Resolved, That il is the sense Of the
Chamber Of Commerce Of the United
States Of America that the parties to
the controversy should, and in the in
terest of the public veal must. settle
their differences without recourse to
measures that would impair the public
services; and be il further
Resolved. That the board Of direct
ors Of the Chamber Of Commerce OF the
United States appoint committee
which shall carefully and impsrhally
investigate and consider such phases
Of the situation as relate to the inter-
ests Of commerce and the public. and
shall from time to time report to the
board Of directors as to the best means
Of preserving the public service unim.
pared.
Here is representation of the
third party to the dispute. Here
is a committee for the public,
shall be concerned neither with
the partisan interests of the I'M
ions nor with those of the roads,
but which shall give its single
thought to averting from the
public the deadly blow of an in.
terruption of traffic.
Out of this committee may
well come a means to settle the
strike before it is begun. Ger.
tainly it will be able. Unofficial as
it be, to speak to its client, the
American public, authoritatively
and powerfully, upon the rights
and wrongs of the struggle.
We are glad to see that this
fine new idea in industrial trouble
has been gravely Endorsed by the
Chicago Association of CONNER.
ce, which, indeed, had a leading
share in framing it.
Similar associations turnout the
country should take this action.
All business men should recog.
nize, as do those Of Chicago, that
here is for almost the first time
an intelligent, organized, bust
nesslike attempt to protect the
public interest before trouble
comes. The Chamber of Com
merce plan gives the innocent
third party his first chance to
avert loss instead Of merely &C.
cepting il.
Its success is to the best inter-
ests Of the United States, now
and in the future. The Chicago
Evening Post, Thursday, March
End, 1916.
Crittenden record-press. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1909-191?, 1916-03-30
LOOSE FLOORS

II. II. ALTERNATELY.
Secretary.
Crittenden record-press. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1909-191?, 1916-03-30
WHAT CATARRH IS =

1t has been said that every third
person has catarrh in some form.
Science has shown thi, nasal catauh
often indicates a general weakness
Of the body; and local treatments in
the form Of snuas and vapors do little,
il any good.
To eoree, ca,arh YOU should ,rca, It's
cause by enriching yosr blood with the
oil.iood In SCOTS Emulsion which Is a
medicinal food and building-tonie, Tree
from alcohol or my hArmiuldrugs. Tryii
scott a Bovine. Hoou5sst, Nj.
Crittenden record-press. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1909-191?, 1916-03-30
Pills Best For Liver

Because they contain the best liver
medicines, no matter how bitter or
nauseating for the sweet sugar coating
hides the taste. DR.. Kings New Life
Pills contain ingredients that put the
liver working. move the bowels freely.
No grippe, no nausea, aid digestion.
Just try a bottle Of DR.. Kings New
Life Pills and notice how much better
you feel 25c at druggists. 2
Crittenden record-press. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1909-191?, 1916-03-30
How's This?

We offer One Hundred Dollars
Reward for any case Of Ca,arrk
that cannot be cured by Halls
Catarh Cure.
W. J. ShENEr CO Ioleoo' "
Cheney for the last Is years. and believe
him perfectly honorable In all business
transactions and financially able 90 carry
out any obligations made by. his firm.
NATIONAL BANK OF COMMERCE.
Toledo o.
Halls Catarrh Cure Is taken internally.
acting directly upon the blood and mu-
cous surfaces Of the system. Testimonials
sent free. Price IS cents per bottle. SOLD
by all Druggists.
Take Halls PANTY pills for constipation
Crittenden record-press. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1909-191?, 1916-03-30
Whenever You Need a General ToaIc
Take Groves

The Old Standard Groves Tasteiess
chill Tonic Is equally valuable a. Q
Cenerl Tonic because Il contains the
well known ,ouie properties oiQuiNINE
and IRON. II acts on the Liver. Drives
out Malaria, Enriehes the Blood and
Builds up the Whole System. 80 eeatA
Crittenden record-press. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1909-191?, 1916-03-30
Hoe to the End Of the Row.

Governor Talbot, of Massa.
chusetts got his high office, ac-
cording to DR.. Russell II. Con.
Crittenden record-press. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1909-191?, 1916-03-30

me 0ulnlns Inst Does Not Affect The Heed
TfvE BRoMo DUMMIES better than ordinary
ouinine and does not cause nervousness nor
ringing In head. Remember the full name and
look Tor the signature Of X. W. CRovK. 80
Crittenden record-press. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1909-191?, 1916-03-30

Ex-Governor David R. Francis,
or Missouri, once said the follow.
Cheyenne record., 1916-01-27
MEXICAN BANDIT LEADER MOB.
BILIZES THOUSAND MEN ON -
HEARST RANCH.
SEXES FOOD SUPPLY
TAKES 500 COLTS FOR MOUNTS,
AND is KILLING $50 CATTLE
DAILY FOR FOOD.
Western Newspaper Union News Service.

Western Newspaper Union News Service.
Ell Paso, Tex-Arrivals from Ma
dera, Chihuahua, reported Gen. Villa
was at Santa Ana, on the Babricora
ranch, the Hearst property, making
preparations for an extensive cam
paign.
1t was said that he had gathered
more than 1000 men and had taken
500 colts from the Babricora ranch
for mounts and was killing $50 head
of cattle daily and drying the flesh
for provisions.
From Chihuahua City it was report
ed that by a new decree of Governor
Enriquez, all the products Of the few
factories in the vicinity of the city
were ordered to be delivered to the
Nuevo Mundo, the local department
store, where, according to the decree,
the goods should be sold by the state
government without commission.
Sugar, it was said, was selling in
the capital for pesos per kilo, a kilo
being about 2 Is pounds. The border
exchange rate of Carranza currency
is about cents gold per peso. Cof-
fee was said to be selling at Chihua-
hua for pesos per kilo.
The various Mexican consulates
here were notified that Gen. Carranza
had promulgated a decree which
would require all persons entering
Mexico to have at least $50 in their
possession.
The presidential election will not
take place until after selection of a
new Congress.
Neither the State Department nor
the Mexican embassy has received
confirmation of reports that Carranza
Hidalgo, and officials express doubt
that the little town of 5000 will be the
place selected.
Cheyenne record., 1916-01-27
GALE SWEEPS PACIFIC COAST.
Rain, Snow and Wind Disrupt Travel
and Communication Throughout
id o<

and Communication Throughout
Western Third Of U. S.
San Francisco, Cal, Jan. 26.-Travel
by land and sea and communication
of all sorts we're out of joint Monday
in the western one-third Of the United
States, because of rain, snow and
wind.
Gales reaching ninety-four miles an
hour swept the northern Pacific coast,
but apprehension for shipping was
considerably relieved by reports that
the Admiral Schley, from Seattle to
San Francisco, with about 100 persons
aboard, was safe.
While traffic across Montana was
reported more or less obstructed, rail-
road transportation generally showed
more promise than for week. Six
hundred men we're at work at Corea,
Wash, clearing the track there follow
ing an avalanche which swept two
cars from the Great Northern track,
killing eight persons.
Rescue parties at Yuma, AriZ., began
extending relief to ranchers made
homeless by floods in the Colorado
river
With the Illinois river still rising,
residents along the lowlands at Peoria,
ILL.,, we're fleeing to safety. Hundreds
have been rescued from their homes
by boats.
Cheyenne record., 1916-01-27
MOTHER! LOOK At
CH|LD'S TONGUE
If cross, feverish, constipated,
give "CaIifornia Syrup
of FiqS."

A laxative today saves a sick child
tomorrow. Children simply will not
take the time from play to empty their
bowels, which become clogged up with
waste. liver gets sluggish; stomach
sour.
Look at the tongue, mother! If coat
ed, or your child is listless, cross, few
erish, breath bad, restless, doesn't eat
heartily, full of cold or has sore throat
or any other children's ailment, give a
teaspoonful Of california Syrup of
Figs" then don't worry, because it is
perfectly harmless. and in few hours
all this constipation poison, sour bile
and fermenting waste will gently
move out Of the bowels, and you have
a well, playful child again. A thor
ough inside cleansing" is ofttimes all
that is necessary. It should be the
first treatment given in any sickness.
Beware of counterfeit fig syrups.
Ask at the store for 50-cent bottle Of
"California Syrup Of Figs" which has
full directions for babies, children Of
all ages and for grown-ups plainly
printed on the bottle. Adv.
Cheyenne record., 1916-01-27
THE NEWEST REMEDY FOR
BACKACHE. RHEUMATISM AND DROPSY

eaten, and even from some vegetables.
The poor kidneys get tired and back
ache begins. This Is a good time to
take "Anuric," the new discovery Of
DR.. Pierce for Kidney trouble and Back
ache. Neglected kidney trouble In
responsible for many deaths, and In
surance Company examining doctors
always test the water of an applicant
before policy will be issued. Have
you ever set aside a bottle of water
for twenty-four hours? A heavy sedi-
ment or settling sometimes indicates
kidney trouble. If you wish to know
your condition send sample Of your
water to DR.. Pierce's Invalids' Hotel,
Buffalo, N. Y, and describe symptoms.
It will be examined without any ex-
pense to you, and DR.. Pierce or his
medical staff will inform you truthfully.
'Anuric is now for sale by dealers, in
SOC pck'gs.
Cheyenne record., 1916-01-27
HAD RIGHT TO CONSIDERATION
Admitting Dog Was Pet, Great Illus
traitor Was Not Altogether In the
Homeless Class.

Howard Chandler Christy. fllustra-
tor. was walking down the street when
he was overtaken by a dog that began
to snap at his heels. Its mistress made
no effort to call it of, SO he turned
and gave the dog an admonitory kick.
"Brute!" cried the woman. Ito kick
little defenseless animal! ThLt lit
tie creature is a pet and Is not accus-
toned to such theatment"
81 beg your pardon, madam" re-
piled Mr.. Christy. Il do not mean to
hurt your dog. But you should have
called him Off"
"He would not have hurt you." re-
piled the woman in q grieved tone.
HE is a pet"
Il did not care to be bitten by
him, nevertheless, madam" returned
Mr. Christy. Il am somewhat of ia
vorite at home myself" Pittsburgh
Chronicle-Telegraph.
Cheyenne record., 1916-01-27

Kidney, Bladder and Uric Acid trou-
bles bring misery to many. When
the kidneys are weak or diseased,
these natural filters do not cleanse
the blood sufficiently, and the poisons
are carried to all parts of the body.
There follow depression, aches and
pains, heaviness, drowsiness. irrita-
bility. headaches, chilliness and rheu-
matism. In some people there are sharp
pains in the back and loins, distressing
bladder disorders and sometimes obsti-
nate dropsy. The uric acid sometimes
forms into gravel or, kidney stones.
When the uric acid affects the muscles
and joints it causes lumbago, rheuma-
tism, gout or sciatica- This is the time
to send DR.. Pierce, Invalids' Hotel.
Buffalo, N. Y, 10c for large trial pack
age of "Anuric."
During digestion uric acid is alb
sorbed into the system from meat
Cheyenne record., 1916-01-27
IMMENSE FIELDS OF LAVA
North America Has Two of the Great
est That Are Known to Exist
in the World.

The valley of the ancient Snake
river in Idaho was flooded with great
outpourings of black lava, which
spread out sheet on sheet, buried the
old land surface and partly filled the
valley with molten rock, which solidi-
fed and remained to this day .undis-
turbed except for the gorges that the
streams have cut in it. In some places
old mountains project through the pet
rified lava. food as islands project
above the surface of the sea, and old
ridges stick out into it as capes and
promontories. The area covered by
the Snake river lava is about 10000
square miles. So far as is now known.
there is but one lava field in North
America of greater extent, the Colum-
bia river lava field, which covers about
100000 square miles. In Snake River
canyon below Shoshone falls nearly 700
feet of horizontal sheets Of lava are
exposed. but whether this is the maxi
mum thickness or not cannot be told.