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New Britain herald., 1916-02-04
Young Mems Suits

About AZ Young Mems Suits in cIuding some high school and junior Suits, regularly sold at $15 and s12.50, some have 2 pairs of long trousers-a new idea. Well made and all wool materials-not every size in every style but a good selection of sizes. For Friday and Saturday these Suits will be but $7.50.
 Overeoats for these same young men-just 22 in the lot; any one of our Coats sold from. $12.50 to $25.00; all in new single and dou- bIe-breasted young mems models, sizes 33 to 38, now your choice at $S.9S. sts
The Waxahachie daily light. [volume] (Waxahachie, Tex.) 1894-current, 1916-01-13
S1.OO Garments soc

Ladies' Gowns, Skirts, Princess
Slips, Chemises and Teddy
Bears, all clean, fresh new gar
ments, we'll made and neatly
trimmed; regular S1.00 values
White Sale price. =. :. S9c
The Waxahachie daily light. [volume] (Waxahachie, Tex.) 1894-current, 1916-01-13
Sale Of White Wear

Every woman who loves dainty undermuslins
will experience great pleasure in viewing the many
beautiful garments and novel styles that are now
on sale.
The Waxahachie daily light. [volume] (Waxahachie, Tex.) 1894-current, 1916-01-13
SPECIAL

Corset Covers 23c. Ladies'
full size Corset Covers, en-
broidery beading top with blue
and pink ribbon trimmed;
worth 35c-White Sale price
only $500. .23c
The Waxahachie daily light. [volume] (Waxahachie, Tex.) 1894-current, 1916-01-13
SPECIAL

Remnants of Embroideries;
values regular to 35c a yard;
all arranged in 5-yard lengths
and priced for White Goods sale
yards for. .25c
The Waxahachie daily light. [volume] (Waxahachie, Tex.) 1894-current, 1916-01-13

would be extremely attractive. In view OF pl
Pajama Checks sc-3S-nch. all small checks. worth
122c-White Sale price ,,e.*.+s..,, Sc
Pajama Checks 11c4o-inch soft finish for underwear
Lingerie 1fc27-inch very pretty quality. very dainty
weave, worth 1Sc-Special per yard. lie
Plain ShuretteA very sheer fabric for dainty dreJs
and launders beautifully Our
12I4c values-White Sale price yard ........ &c
zoe values-White Sale price yard ......... 4 lie
35c values-White Sale price yard. ......... 2..Sr
Check Dimity-A very wide assortment both checked
and striped, pretty qualities. Our
loo values-Whlte Sale price ........ SC
12kc values-White Sale price. ,.......... 90.
&c vaues-Whte Sale price ........... 1 4
zoe vaues-Whte Sale price. ........... 14c
White Plisse 14c-27-nch. fine for underwear zoe
values-Whtte Goods Sale price. 14c
Linen scThe thing for middies 36-inch. worth IL Il
Linen ifc36-inch. real linen finish, worth 15c-White
sale price HI
SHIFTING Madras 10c-36-inch all good patterns csc
Vaiues-Wnlte SAFE price lJc
Birdseye Diaper Cloth S0c-27-nch, 10 yards to bolt
S1.0 valueWhite Sale price per bolt. SOC
Fine Nainsook f1c-36-inch special grade, worth l5c
White Sale II c
French Nansook 10c-Sheer. smooth weave, worth 25e
White Sale price. 19c
The Waxahachie daily light. [volume] (Waxahachie, Tex.) 1894-current, 1916-01-13
SPECIAL

Fancy Collars Half Price. Col
lars and Collar Sets, Ties and
fancy novelties. all prices-In-
Guided in White Sale at Half
Price.
The Waxahachie daily light. [volume] (Waxahachie, Tex.) 1894-current, 1916-01-13

All-Over Net 3sc. White Me-.
fine mesh. 36 inches wide,
worth 5oc--White Sale per
yard ........ .3St
The Waxahachie daily light. [volume] (Waxahachie, Tex.) 1894-current, 1916-01-13


BIeached Cambria Sc36nch, soft finish for the needle
White Sale IL yards. .Sl.OO
Gold Medal Domestic 8cSmooh, best quail
ity--Whte Sale price 10 yards. 81 90
sheets S9c-S1x90 heavy linen finish, worth 800
Sheets 60c-S1x90 wide hem, seamless, worth S5c--
White sale. OOC
Sheets 50c-72x90 worth 75c-White Sale. .., soc
pillow Cases 19c-42x36 Mohawk Brand" worth 25c
White Sale, eacn. LOG
Turkish Towels f4c Pair--Heavy double thread hem
med worth zoe par-Whte Sale pair lac
Turkish Towels 10c Par-1Sx36. unbeached. fringe
ends worth csc pair--White Sale pair. =. 1Sc
Turkish Towels PairExtra size, 22x45. beautiful
quality worth soc pair--White Sale pair. s39c
Huck Towels Pair-1sx36 best quality, red border
worth Csc par-Whte Sale pair. 19c
Linen Towels SOC csc and 81 10 Par-Worth $l0o,
1925 s150-Special for this White Sale pair S9c use
Red Spreads 05c-Hemmed, size for double bed, Sl2o
yalues--White Sale price. Je5C
Bed Spreads s1.19-Hemmed, pretty patterns, worm
$1.50-White Sale price a. 10
Bed Spreads 9-Extra SIZE double thread WORKED IN
designs; marked regular s1.75-Whte Goods Sale price
Red Spreads S2A5-Doube weight, hemmed. individual
designs excellent quality at $3.00White Goods sale
nrice ............. S2.4O
The Waxahachie daily light. [volume] (Waxahachie, Tex.) 1894-current, 1916-01-13
SPECIAL

Corset Cover Embroidery iec.
20 different patterns aud de-
signs. Corset Cover Emhroid.
cry is-ineh. worth csc aud Soc
White Sale price ioc
The Waxahachie daily light. [volume] (Waxahachie, Tex.) 1894-current, 1916-01-13

White Mohair Half Price-42
and 44-inch fine finish Mohair.
worth $1.00 and $3.50 yard
White Sale price per yard soc
and .ZEr
The Waxahachie daily light. [volume] (Waxahachie, Tex.) 1894-current, 1916-01-13
SPECIAL

MILDLY Blouses 39c. Plain lin
en-, fancy collars and cuffs; al
so striped; colors blue and pink,
sizes 16. Is, 20; worth 65c-
Write Sale price. .39c
The Waxahachie daily light. [volume] (Waxahachie, Tex.) 1894-current, 1916-01-13
SPECIAL

Ladies' Drawers 19c. A plain
serviceable garment with deep
hemstitching-White sale price
only 1Sc
The Waxahachie daily light. [volume] (Waxahachie, Tex.) 1894-current, 1916-01-13
SPECIAL.

"kabo' Corseta Half Price
Some good models in $500.
$3.50 and 50 90 grades White
oale price only s1.o0. st.25
and . Sf.5O
The Waxahachie daily light. [volume] (Waxahachie, Tex.) 1894-current, 1916-01-13

Csc Garments 23c
Drawers and Corset Covers
made of soft Nainsook, elabor-
ate lace and embroidery trim
med; also ribbon run and
tucked drawers; standard 35c
values-White Sale price 23c
Extra Special at SOC
Splendid Muslin Gowns, slip-on
styles, trimmed with embro1d-
The Waxahachie daily light. [volume] (Waxahachie, Tex.) 1894-current, 1916-01-13
SPECIAL

White Wool Serge 89c. A
inch ATWOOD Serge, worth
S1.25-White Sale price. .S0c
The Waxahachie daily light. [volume] (Waxahachie, Tex.) 1894-current, 1916-01-13
SPECIAL

Laces lie Yard. 5000 yards
fine Laces and insertions. worth
&c White Sale price IL
The Waxahachie daily light. [volume] (Waxahachie, Tex.) 1894-current, 1916-01-13
White Goods and Household Linen Savings

&c advance they become sensational. Cor
Table Iincns-An linen bleaehod damask single and 10
double satin qualities. sts
soc values-Whte Sale price zoe
75c values-Whte Sale price. .............. SOC
800 values--Whte Sale price. ........... soc -
81 rs values-White Sale price ........... Csc
$3.50 yalues-White Sale price. 81. 10
Wash Rags Ac-Good quality wash worth &C.
White sale . Tor. lOc TX
Shooting sOcFuii lo4 thread linen sor
sheeting worth 800 yard-white Goods Sale price So
only ........................... SOC bal
shecting Osc-lo-4 quality smooth nnish. w
double strength. worth y125 yard-Whie Sale price
Plain White Lawns--Al bought especially for tho Sims
Goods Company and guaranteed
loo vaues-Whie Sale price .........t.....Sr go,
yaiues--Whte Sale price ............Dc -
yalues-White Sale ce...........,..11r -.
25c yaues-Whte Sale price ............19r
White Crepcs much many Toe
kinds or garments 27inch. white 15o value pr
White SAFE price.
White FaxonsOne OF the ideal sheer materials with
regular linen finish waists sc inches
wide, unusually durable material Now big savings ZVe
4
csc yalues-On sale. prl
35c yaluesOn sale.
The Waxahachie daily light. [volume] (Waxahachie, Tex.) 1894-current, 1916-01-13

New a,
Pull soc
White Sale marked .S9c
strictly
Nord stern. [volume] (La Crosse, Wis.) 1856-1921, 1916-08-11

oeutfder Grbe tommt auF fem
Sdulbtonto. oaB gang europa in
5lammen itebt. unidglites @leno
iber Die babe WeIt uerbrsitet MIRO.
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Meri dlIein. Ob ibuen lpobl ME poS
@eipiIen idId9t2 Wsnn Die engli4
iden Gentlemen babeim bebagIit ana
&ominfeuer iiBen uno aus ben 3eis
tun9en 0as S6idiGl ibrer S6loner@
heere Oerfol9en nno lie Damn aud irr
groBen Qettern oeu 6alI 3fingtaus
angetiin0i9t 1e9en - ob pa niht bod
mandem pcn i1nen Die S6omr0te
ms YeIid. ltei9t?"
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Ieiies @efibI Oofiir, mas ein Not
beoentet. oas gcsen aebnio6e uebera
maAt. ben iideru llnter9au9 o
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qoiten dusbdlt uno treu feline Yflidt
erfu1t. 5rdn5e penn tb oem
SAidiuI fir etpas pontbor bin, 10
lit es bafiir, oaB es mid auf oeut=
fiber Groe oos 2iht Der Welt erbllt=
Ten Iieb ooB ih Elm 9eutider
bin
8tlt Ieudtenoen Nu9en bing 5rdnsr
an ben 2ippen aea Sugenbgefdbrten.
nit ieitem Druid umfaBte fe feline
9ono,
Sic tonntt ni6t ipredsr. oas
SerS mar ibr gu polI - ltumm ntdte
tie i6m gu, phne ben glid BON leineni
in ebrIiher 8easifterung I%trdbIenoen
3iigen gu lpenoen
90 laben iie lanoe, Sdno in 9ono
mortloIs 53nieIprade 9aItenn. obne
zen Song Der Stun0en ST. ipiiren.
M1mGblih FAM bic Odmmerung
bernieoer uuo fiate oas tIeine Srdn4
ten3immer, Yie mertten es Hid7t. Grit
ais teiie Muiii 3u ibnen brang, loIte
5rdn3e eridrodeu tbre Singer aus.
&rnifts 0anb.
Dos 6ormonium mein 9ott,
1T es ihon il ipdt2 Die Sberin
ipieIt CUR 4benoonod6t i'd maB
gebeu."
46er Elm leiie4 n8Ieib!" bannte lie
nuf ihren plob.
Die Meiie hes absnoIiden Gbos
rails oran0 geodmpit hereins peT
tlanasn bic Stimmen Der Shpeitern,
BON BEN tieien aIt Der Obertu Jes
fibrt, gu ben an0a6tig Gauid)enoen
teriiber. llnpi1tiirIid ~faIteten iie bic
0dnoe un0 iummten nit boIber
Stimme ole Worte oes 2ieoes NIT.
Der Ghluboers mar rertlungen.
ia erbob iib pom neuem Die Stimme
Der Cberin uno j%ubelnD .eI Der G9or
Der S6meitern eth: .1sutihlano -
Teutihlanb liter ales Ilber
oles in Der Welt
(Ghlub tolBt.)
Nord stern. [volume] (La Crosse, Wis.) 1856-1921, 1916-08-11

len, pIiin6erten mo psslpiliieten, mus
iif mob porfdnO. moran ihre Nffts
3iere Tie nid)t binoerten. Ghunrige
S5enen ipieIten iid ab. Rid!s purrc
geidout. pb es Iid I'M oeut'ches cetr
dineiiihes GiQentum bonoette. 4m
fd)limmiten lputets Die entieTislts yer
De nntiirIit in ben 0duletn Ter oeuts
fden Gffi3iere; mas iidl IN mtrt0ol
len Gie9enftdnoen porfdn0, Wur0e
perni6tet. S0rmIihe Sherbenbusel
aus Dem toiIborIten hineiide., pors
3eIlan bduften iid auf Dan Sttateu.
serfebis 8iIoer, 5ertrummerte 3ton
sen Iagen neritreui umaey. rHt Al
len Nein. oeu iie hei tbrsr puten
Sr9ien niht pertiIJer tonuter. lieben
Iie in Die @ofea rmnen.
nGrit oils iaponti@e Of.Siere EN-
Idritten uuo cine &n5abl oer Eaupt
onitifter erldlisBen lieBen, bore blS
Yliinpern INN Rduben aui. Sd giogs
be, Die Sopaner naren nid)t lcrOers
lid erbaut pon Der Wrt Der H;Ie9s
Fubrung ibrer peiBsn guuoeSQenof
fen, bic nlr sum Yliinoeru raid nno
p~plI5GbIia 3ur Gteue pdren, Iid nab
renb Der 9ela9erung aber poriitti9
i'm 0intertreffen 5ieiten.
.Seoenf1ls lit es erpieIeu, odB.
perglihen nit orn 8erIuiien Der Sls
pnner, oie Der fE~ngldnoer peridpln
oeno gerina iinb."
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Staot TAM" fubr Strange Iebbafl
fort, ,.nouten tie ais Die erIteu elm
3ieben. 0ds erIaubtsn leDo9 Die So
pduer nift. is nubten Qnn3 beldtir
rem binter ibnsn aeten; ais Der eng
Hide Geueral bat, man moae i'm oie
0dIite Der Geiongepen n~uslieietn.
puroe oos iebr ener9iid abgeiebut.
-@oti lei 0nnt,. Die 4ermiteu pd
rem einsm boisn ShidioI pertaitsu
dclueien."
.&b es nur utenl 6en1reuilolldl
felt mar, mas Die 5apdner 10 1ans
oeln Iieb2 Sob claude cher, bic flu
gen Sapnner idqten fid: 3br bubt
nift mitaetompfi alio betommt
3br ouh nihis."
.Maa iein, ouB Gu redt bait
,FrGn3e - leDenfalls mer6en es bic
@efangsnen in 5apdn better babsn
ais lpenn tie SIC .Uiloe". enalliher
@efanaenfddft su toIien tetdmeu
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men. rmie i'd iie baiie! Gott Itrafe tie
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Gelpinniuht entfuht baben. Gngs
lambs MoB III boil 5um llebsrlndfen!
Niht nur bic 8erpiiltung Oisies emit
bIiibenben. iDeltIsrnen Stiid1cns
Nord stern. [volume] (La Crosse, Wis.) 1856-1921, 1916-08-11

Sbren, rote Rebel ipoete1 Dor feiuen
aueen. nis Me2rts6rauisn, psrmiIdt
nit fernsm 9lodsntlnna, fdolte ss
gu ihm beriber. gtt elmer mottsn
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tropfte.
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Sube psrIogten ben Oienit, iein itars
fer Wins i6ien sebrpdsn. cine ielts
Jane SGlaffheit iiberfiel ibn.
BUR oas beige Bremen Der Wuns
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fuhl. 4aerIei 9soantsn IdoTen nib
bur6 isin fieberHbes 6irn: sr Job
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Pallaf6 81 umtIammsrn, feline ritz
terIide Mebr = absr bic miihen Sim
ger elittsn fraftlos CUR Seite, er lab
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Elm eefduter Baum gu Sooen.
The Ekalaka eagle. [volume] (Ekalaka, Mont.) 1909-1920, 1916-11-24
THE CAPTAIN OF THE KANSAS
BY LOUIS TRACY.
Author of THE Wings of the Morning. "The
Pillar of Light" Etc.
Copyright by Edward j. Globe.
PROLOGUE.

Elsie Maxwell and Isabel Barring
sail on the Kansas, Captain Courtenay,
tall and handsome, master. After
leaving Valparaiso the second in COM
mand is attacked by a Chilean stow
away. who is then shot by the captain.
The Kansas is disabled, and the sailors
are ordered to prepare the small boats
for any emergency. The Kansas is
disabled by an explosion in the boiler
room. Elsie wants to assist in aiding
the injured, but DR.. Christobal won't
permit it. The captain takes her to
his cabin and goes to get Isabel to join
her. The Kansas seemed doomed to
be smashed on the rocks. The Chilean
sailors fight for the boats, but they ere
licked into submission. Eisie Insists
on the other women going irst. Wait
ing her turn, she happens upon a letter
which makes her believe the captain
has a sweetheart. All but a handful
leave the ship in small boats. Despite
her dangers the Kansas keeps atloat.
Elsie is the only woman left behind,
there being no boats to take her away.
The captain agrees that dynamite
wrecked the boiler. AS though guided
by unseen hands the Kansas enters II
narrow fjord lined with high, rocky
mountains. Cannibals of the Alaculof
tribe attack the ship.
The Ekalaka eagle. [volume] (Ekalaka, Mont.) 1909-1920, 1916-11-24

cure me such food as | could eat.
They gave me roots and dried meat
when they themselves were living on
putrid blubber or worse, because they
kill all the old women as soon as fam
inc threatens"
Courtenay broke in on the Span
iard's recital with a question of direct
interest.
ASK him, Christobal, why he said
those devils would come again by day
light"
Because they have guns and can
use them. was the appalling answer
given by Suarez. They secured the
rifles belonging to my party, and one
of them who had often seen ships OFF,
GERS shooting @ild geese understood
the method of loading and aiming.
They will not waste the cartridges on
game. but keep them for tribal war
fare, and they think a gun cannot
shoot in the dark. Tonight they only
attempted ii surprise and made off the
me- they We're discovered. Tomor-
row or next day they will swarm round
the ship in hundreds and fire at us
with rifles, bows and slings. They do
most harm with the sings and arrows,
as they hold the IL away from the
shoulder, but they can East a heavy
pebble from a sling quite as far and
almost as straight as a revolver can
shoot
How do they know the ship will not
sail at once?" demanded Courtcnay.
SuareZ laughed Historically with the
mirth which is akin to tears when the
query was explained to him. He look
ed bizarre enough under ordinary con
ditions. but laughter converted him in
to a fair semhlance of one of those
bloodcurdling demons which a Japa-
neSe artist loves to depict. Evidently
he depended on makeup to supplement
his powers as a conjurer.
1T is as much as a canoe can man.
age in fine weather to reach the island
out there, which they call Seal island"
he cried. pointing toward the locality
Of White Horse island. Even the In
dianS. We're astonished to see so big a
ship anchored here safely. They have
The Ekalaka eagle. [volume] (Ekalaka, Mont.) 1909-1920, 1916-11-24

words had a hoarse, cultural sound,
but DR.. Christobal's questions seemed
to awaken dormant memories, and ev-
cry one noticed, not least those who
had small knowledge of Spanish, that
he had practically recovered command
Of the language at the end of half an
hour.
And this was what he told them:
He, with three partners and a few In
dians from the pampas, had set out on
a gold prospecting expedition on the
headwaters Of the Gallegos river.
They were disappointed in their search
until they crossed the cordillera and
sighted the gloomy shores of Last
Iope inlet. leading into Smyth a
mel. There they found ~alluvial sand
and gold bearing quartz, yielding but
poor results. Unfortunately some ma
tives assured them that the metal they
sought abounded in Hanover island.
They obtained canoes. voyaged down
the long inlet, crossed the strait and
struck inland toward the unknown
mountains beyond the swamps Of FL
len bay.
After enduring all the %hardships en-
tailed by life in such a wild country
they Numbered into a gully where a
brief analysis Of the detritus gave a
result per ton which was not to be
measured by ounces, but by pounds.
White men and Indians alike caught
the fever. They accumulated a use
less hoard. having no means to rams
port other than their own backs, and
then. all precautions being relaxed, the
nomad Indians. whom they despised,
rushed the camp when they We're sleep
ing. They were nearly all killed by
stones shot from sings. SuareZ was
only stunned, and he and a Spaniard,
With two Indians, were reserved for
future slaughter.
"The others were eaten" he said,
land their bones were used for max
ing fires. ! saw my friend Giacomo
felled like a bullock, and the Indians AS
well. BY chance l vas the last. l
had no hope Of escape. | was too
downcast ven to make a fight Of 1t
when, at the eleventh hour, the mad
idea seized me that l might please and
astonish my captors by performing a
few sleight of hand tricks. Dios, how
they gaped. They had never seer the
like. All the tribe was summoned to
watch me-
Then the poor fellow began to cry.
Holy mother! Think of me playing
the fool before those brutes. l be-
came their medicine man. l fought
and killed my only rival, and since
then l have doctored a few Of the chief
men among them, so they took me into
the tribe and always managed to pro-
The Ekalaka eagle. [volume] (Ekalaka, Mont.) 1909-1920, 1916-11-24
Fooled His Subjects.

King Erricus of Sweden publicly con-
fessed that he vas a sorccrer and ma
gician. He was the owner of an Ell
chanted cap, which he pretended en-
abled him to control the spirits and
change the direction of the winds at
pleasure. SO firmly did his subjects
believe in the supernatural powers of
their ruler that when IA storm arose
they would eXclaim, "Ah, the king is
again wearing the magic CAPT."
The Ekalaka eagle. [volume] (Ekalaka, Mont.) 1909-1920, 1916-11-24
Wherein Thew Differ.

Jack-Widows are wiser than maids
in one respect at least. Tom-What's
the answer: Jack-They never let a
good chance &C by, thinking that a
better one will come their way.-Lon-
don Telegraph.
The Ekalaka eagle. [volume] (Ekalaka, Mont.) 1909-1920, 1916-11-24
Got a Frost.

"Lovemaking goes better under aus.
picious conditions. I wooed my wife
under a tropical moon"
That's where l made my mistake.
I proposed at Glacier lake."-Louisville
Courier-Journal.
The Ekalaka eagle. [volume] (Ekalaka, Mont.) 1909-1920, 1916-11-24
Extensive Aroma,

"The odor of gasoline seems to an
noy YOU"
ut does,' said Mr.. Chuggins. ''The
stuff costs so much that I hate to think
of the waste in evaporation."-Wash-
ington Star.
The Ekalaka eagle. [volume] (Ekalaka, Mont.) 1909-1920, 1916-11-24
Wisdom.

Wisdom may be compared to water.
AS wafer leaves the heights and gath
ers in the depths, SO is wisdom receiv-
ell from on high and preserved by a
lowly soul.-Talmud.
The Ekalaka eagle. [volume] (Ekalaka, Mont.) 1909-1920, 1916-11-24
Wholesale,

"Your husband is worse? Did YOU
forget the medicine:"
S as not to forget it I gave him
the whole bottle at once."-Browning's
Magazine.
The Ekalaka eagle. [volume] (Ekalaka, Mont.) 1909-1920, 1916-11-24
Got EN- BIuffed.

"Your boy seems to have all the
other boys skeered of him. Must be
a good fighter"
II can't say about that, but I do
know this-he's an awful good claim
er."-Kansas City Journal.
The Ekalaka eagle. [volume] (Ekalaka, Mont.) 1909-1920, 1916-11-24
What She Misses.

Il suppose you miss your husband
terribly?"
NO: | cant say that I do. 1 was a
golf widow for years before he died,
but it does seem strange not to have
him phone that he is going to be late
for dinner.'-Detroit Free Press.
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awyers' Way,

Il can't understand why those two
lawyers call it Il deed of trust"
why not:"
Prom the care with which they are
drawing it UP it is quite evident that
they don't trust each other."-Pitts-
burgh Chronicle-Telegraph.
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His ADVANTAGE,

"You needn't try ITO pump that Wit
ness
why not?'
"He knows too much about pumping
himself. He's u milkman." En-
change.
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Literal Honor.

81 thought you told me you played a
leading part in this moving picture pro-
d%uction."
$50 l do. Didn't you recognize me
leading the heroine's pet dog?'-Balti-
more American.
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A Baser Motive,

"Yes, he played the last two acts
with a broken wrist
"Heroism, eh:'
"Not at all. He was afraid to give
his understudy a chance."-Clevelanu
Plain Dealer.
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Concerning Miss Peachy.

Il say, old chap, l hear you are en-
gagged to Miss Peachy. Is that true?'
"Quite true, old dear. Isn't she the
lucky girl?"-St. Louis Post-D Dispatch.
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His Gentle Hint,

Friend-1 suppose if people would do
just what you tell them you would
have a great deal less trouble.
DoctOr-Yes, indeed! l would tell
some of them to settle their accounts.
Boston Transcript.
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Elsewhere,

DO you vel take a day off and go
fishing?"
eyes. But the fish always seem to
take the same day off that I do
Washington Star.
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In This
Merry
World
He Fell Down.

Where He Fell Down.
"Can you spell well?"
"Well not if it's an artesian."-Bos.
ton Transcript.
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A Good Example,

A Good Example.
A common table sets some men a
good example-it never crosses it's legs.
Philadelphia Bulletin.
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Unkind.

UNKTHd
"They say that ignorance is bliss"
How perfectly blissful you must be
then."-Detroit Free Press.
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VI NouF99.
The shyest girl in the world is will
ing to sit in the lap of luxury.-Louis-
Vile Courier-Journal.
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The Miner From Argentina.

~HERE seemed to be no end to
the evils which assaulted the
Kansas, and Joey dreaded this