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The Tucumcari news and Tucumcari times. [volume] (Tucumcari, N.M.) 1907-1921, 1916-03-23

ed downtown ~ostensibly L work. llus-
band and wife made no effort at
team work when Il come L supportin'
a family. That wuz tn husbands In.
alienablo right an no wife presumed
L question Il. TIL wife's duties were
PLAIN. Her work wuZ before her
There wuz no shut down on account
o. IN tarif. Their wuz no dun season.
She wuz regularly employed an proud
OF II.
aside from a woman bookkeeper
In tn recorders Office an a few mil.
liners woman wuz unknown In tn
business world, Finally economic
conditions showed the husband up.
He no longer had tn earnin' ability L
support his family. II his daughter
graduated from school he never re.
covered from tn expense, II his son
wuz seized with typhoid fever he went
& tn wall, Tn rigors o. poverty drove
his family int tn channels o. trade.
An then followed tn business
Now II Is no longer considered a re-
Election on tn father L see q whole
family-father. mother an tn girls
strugglin' shoulder L shoulder T. keep
a roof DER EN-. Jest imagine a plain
father o. to-day with two grown daugh.
ters earnin' enough Z keep EN- In tan.
20 pumps. Z say no'hin' o. hats. Try
:. imagine a commot. or rough finish.
0ther bein' able L earn enough { sup.
The Tucumcari news and Tucumcari times. [volume] (Tucumcari, N.M.) 1907-1921, 1916-03-23
One Use for Him.

An English prisoner had for tho
tenth time been convicted for theft
and to avoid punishment for his last
offense had promised to enlist. The
Judge was greatly perplexed as TO
what degree OF lenlency he should
deal out. Addressing the council, he
remarked: 1T II difficult to see what
use such a man as your client would
be In the army Counsel for the de.
Tense. seeing that the Judge IA In
excellent humor. decided u bit OF face.
tiousncss might accomplish what a
fearful plea would not, and replied,
We'll, my lord, he might be usofully
employed in stealing Il march on the
enemy"
The Tucumcari news and Tucumcari times. [volume] (Tucumcari, N.M.) 1907-1921, 1916-03-23
TIL Advent o tn Business Woman

Speakln' o. matrimonial team work
an how It has revolutionized III bust.
ness world, Miss Name Moon o. tn
o. K. livery barn stopped curryin' this
mornin' long enough I say: 1T hain't
been but u few years since u wife
thought she wuz gittIn' o. easy by at.
tendin' L tn thousan' an one duties
o tn home while her husband sat In
his office with his feet cooked up on
his desk. or smiled an smIrked be-.
hind a counter or loafed at some trade.
In tn mornin' tn husband liz n pipe
or se-gar an waved good.by { his wife
In tn garden. or at tn tub. an start
The Tucumcari news and Tucumcari times. [volume] (Tucumcari, N.M.) 1907-1921, 1916-03-23

than men that It pays T. sublet tn
dishwashin' an turn tn sensible
daughter int tn field o. business 2
tiyity where she has n chance L be-
come self'sustainiL' an independent.
An tn better she succeeds tn longer
she'll study before she entrusts her
life an happiness int tn keepin' o.
any dude who may single her out.
It's a good rule fer any girl not L
marry anybuddy who doesn't earn
twice as much as herself. II she kin
land someone who earns four or five
times as much It's all tn better. Even
then she should ask fer a leave o. alb.
sence instead o. r~esignin' her fob. fer
tn matrimonial game is Jest like hler.
onymus, faro Orwell. she takes a
long chance
protected by Adams Nswspnper Serylce ,
The Tucumcari news and Tucumcari times. [volume] (Tucumcari, N.M.) 1907-1921, 1916-03-23

port even one daughter without neg.
lectin' his wife. In most families
where Tiers an over production o.
boys n girls tn girls have good
downtown positions an bank accounts
long before tn boys git out O. tn pool
stage, Tn dutiful son who used L
help out at home an slip his mothers
an sisters "A little pin money Satur.
day night Is now either married an
%strugglin' or layin' In wait fer his sis
ter { borrow a quarter when she quits
work.
Theirs so many things that women
are 81 much more capable o. doin'
The Tucumcari news and Tucumcari times. [volume] (Tucumcari, N.M.) 1907-1921, 1916-03-23
Who Wouldn't Urcni

The keeper was feeding the pythons.
Several I've rabbits were tossed into
the cage, and were Immediately and
greedily seized by the reptiles. The
struggling rabbits, although seemingly
almost as large as the snakes, were
swallowed whole one after another.
The CHASTITY sight prompted the schcl.
arly.looking man TO exclaim:
"Gruesome. ch, keeper"
The keeper turned u glance " scorn
upon the professor.
Yes, and you'd a grew some, too.
II you'd ct all that live stock, ! guess
Chicago News.
The Tucumcari news and Tucumcari times. [volume] (Tucumcari, N.M.) 1907-1921, 1916-03-23
Kin Hubbard ESSAYS
LONGEVITY
BY KIN HUBBARD.

Their kin no longer be any doubt that
a strong an bitter enmity exists bo.
tween longevity an a life o. excite
ment an wealth an prominence. Men
an women active IN all tn affairs o.
tn world are constantly bein' snatched
from tn game ~ life at ffty.one. while
tn so.called plain, simple nobuddys o.
tn world hang on an on Til they fall
weak from tn infirmitics o. age on tn
shores o. tn great dark river.
Theirs so many things In tn life o.
tday that arc In league with tn grim
harvester that II hustles him L git Out
his orders. Everywhere about us turks
some new device L make tn designer
o. floral wreaths work overtime. Tn
hearse builder chuckles as he reads
tn cvenin' papers an tn obituary edi.
tor signs as he thinks o. tomorrow.
We read:
Ash Putnam. aged ffty.one, presi.
dent o. tn Blue Valley Traction com.
The Tucumcari news and Tucumcari times. [volume] (Tucumcari, N.M.) 1907-1921, 1916-03-23

He'll tell n sum & try tn bracin'
air o. Jamaica an tell a rich man &
drink n cup o. hot water ever mornin'
before breakfast. A Decor allus wants
[ keep a rich man In town. Once In "A
long, long time a doctor II admit that
buttermilk Is healthful. But it's our
habits morc'n what we eat that boosts
tn tombstone industry, But somehow
"A doctor never wants L NEEDLE with
our habits. Sportin' around on a sim.
plo life income II git anybody. Livin'
fer t'day on next months salary or
strugglin' L meet a note II shatter a
reinforced concrete constitution. Tn
pale, uneventful average person that
stands on tn curb II live three times
as long as tn Teller that runs after tn
procession.
Constable Newt Plum's sister, Mrs.
Pop Angel. died last week at tn age q
LOO years after drinkin' coffee an read.
In tn p~hiladelphy Ledger all her life.
The Tucumcari news and Tucumcari times. [volume] (Tucumcari, N.M.) 1907-1921, 1916-03-23

Clean up { tn last she had full pos.
session o her faculties. her final words
bein', I'm goin' back L my ole brand
o. coffee when ! git up" She could
tell without tn least apparent diff
Guilty who raj fer president on tn Dim.
mycratic ticket in 1904, an as late as
one month before her death she could
call of Taft's cabinet without talterin'.
One o the most memorable events In
her life, next t missln' a cup o. coffee
In 1872, wuz her introduction L Gen.
eral Marquis de Lafayette at Marietta.
Ohio, in tn early thirties. Grandma
Angel outlived her family doctor an
ever'buddy she owed. an her clumsy
breastp!n held a daguerreotype o. her
husband on whose face reposed an ex.
preston o meek resignation.
But after all, Grandma Angel had
the right idea. She did things t live.
She didn' live { do things.
The Tucumcari news and Tucumcari times. [volume] (Tucumcari, N.M.) 1907-1921, 1916-03-23
After Grip
Winter Colds
Bad Blood

You are pale, thin. wcak-with little
vitality. Your liver Is sluggish and
tho bad blood causes your stomach
muscles TO lose their elasticity and be.
come llabby-then indigestion.
DR.. Pierce's Golden Medical Discov.
cry, purely vegetable and free from
alcohol or narcotics, Is the great and
powerful blood purifier OF today. FIX.
tracted from American forest herbs
and roots. Contains no alcohol. In.
gradients printed on wrapper.
Taken as directed II will search
out impure and poisonous matter
throughout the system and eliminate
IL.
The Tucumcari news and Tucumcari times. [volume] (Tucumcari, N.M.) 1907-1921, 1916-03-23

pany, vice-president o. tn Silver Lake
Ice IN Coal Company. treasurer o tn
Farmers Exchange. prominent clsb
mar an real estate dealer, o. so an 80.
wuz instantly killed this mornin' when
his tourin' car dashed int a stone
quarry, near Akron. Ohio. lie wuz
takin' a much needed rest on tn adj
vico o. his physician an wuz inhu.
entail an wealthy"
Ash Putnam, with all his wealth an
business activity, might have lived till
he wuz hfty.two II his doctor had told
him { smoke less instead o. gittin' out
In tn air.
Yesterday Harley Mains wuz thrown
agin n butternut tree an killed. Ills
doctor had told him { cut out meat In.
stead o. his motorcycle.
a doctor ought L study n Teller a lii.
tie before he tells him what L stop.
The Tucumcari news and Tucumcari times. [volume] (Tucumcari, N.M.) 1907-1921, 1916-03-23
PROVEN ROOT
AIDS WEAK KIDNEYS

The symptoms Of kidney and bladder
troubles are often very distressing and
leave the system in a rundown condition.
The kidneys seem to suffer most. az al.
most every victim complains Of lame back
and urinary troubles which should not be
neglected, as these danger signals often
lead to dangerous kidney troubles.
DR.. Kilmer's Swamp. Root which soon
heals and strengthens the kidneys is q
splendid kidney, liver and bladder remedy,
and, being an herbal compound, has a gen.
tie healing effect on the kidneys, which 10
almost Immediately noticed in most csses
by those who use IL.
A trial will convince anyone who may
be in need Of il. Better get n bottle from
your nearest drug store, and start treat.
ment at once.
However, il you wish first TO test this
great preparation send ten cents to DR..
Kilmer a Co, Binghamton, N. Y, for q
sample bottle. When writing be sure and
mention this paper.-Adv.
The Tucumcari news and Tucumcari times. [volume] (Tucumcari, N.M.) 1907-1921, 1916-03-23
A New Remedy for
Kidney, Bladder and
all Uric Acid Troubles
Dear Readers:

Dear Readers.
! appeal TO those Of you who are
bothered with kidney and bladder
trouble, that you give up the use OF
harsh salts or alcoholic medicines and
In their place take n short treatment
OF "Anuric." | have taken many OF
DR.. Picrce's medicines for the past
twenty-five years with good results. |
suffered with kidney trouble for some
years. / recently heard OF the newest
discovery OF DR., Pierce, namely, his
"Anuric" Tablets. After using same
I am completely cured of my kidney
trouble. A doctor pronounced me a
we'll preserved woman for my age. all
due, | believe, TO DR.. Pierce's aid,
MRS. MELINDA Z. MILLER.
II you suffer from backache, lum'
bago. rheumatism, get "Anurie" now,
The Tucumcari news and Tucumcari times. [volume] (Tucumcari, N.M.) 1907-1921, 1916-03-23
The Lauah That Failed.

Laugh, and the world laughs with
vou," quoted the humorist with the un.
bar uered hair, as he handed the editor
an alleged joke OF the Joe Millar win.
tage.
Yes replied the editor. Then. az,
ter glancing over II, he handed II
back with the comment; But this is
no laughing matter, I'm sorry to say
Whereupon, the mar OF humor, with
lead bowed down. wandered slowly
lcnce into the uneXplored hither.
The Tucumcari news and Tucumcari times. [volume] (Tucumcari, N.M.) 1907-1921, 1916-03-23
Just Over From Cork.

Are yea the man OF have to see to
get a job on the foorce?"
90 chase YOURSELF"
Faith, oill not! oi1l chase no.
body onliss OF get me name on the
pay roll and a uniform. Boston Eve.
ming Transcript.
The Tucumcari news and Tucumcari times. [volume] (Tucumcari, N.M.) 1907-1921, 1916-03-23
F RECKLES
Now lie the Time - Get hid of These

There's no longer the slightest need ~
feeling assumed uf your irtCkl,H, ns ac'
prescription ~othine-dpublc HtrenEfk-iS
guaranteed TO remove these hnm'ly spots
simply get an ounC, ~ ~othiuc-doubls
strength from your druggist, ana apply 8
,liil' ~ II night nnd morning and you
should soon 81" that even the worst frccklss
have begun Co disappear, while tho lighter
ones have vanished entirely II Is seldom
that moro than on, uunc" IL needed 20 com
pl't'ly clear tho skin and gain a beautiful
Cl,ur complexion.
y" sure u ask FOR tho double strength
oihin". rs this Is sold uud'T guarantee %
Adv.
The Tucumcari news and Tucumcari times. [volume] (Tucumcari, N.M.) 1907-1921, 1916-03-23

Spartan Women Suffered Untold T~orurss
but who wants TO be q Spartan? Take
"Femenina' for all female disorders.
Price soc and Sl.00.-Adv.
The Tucumcari news and Tucumcari times. [volume] (Tucumcari, N.M.) 1907-1921, 1916-03-23
PROMPT RELIEF

ran be found In cases OF Colds. Coughs,
LaGrippe and Headaches by using
Laxative Quinidine Tablets. Does not
affect the head or stomach. Buy your
winters supply now. Price 25c.-Adv.
The Tucumcari news and Tucumcari times. [volume] (Tucumcari, N.M.) 1907-1921, 1916-03-23

Someone in almost every town in
the United States sells Hanford's Bal.
sam OF Myrrh. II you can't get II,
write O. c. Hanford Mfg. Co, syria.
cuse, n. Y. Price 50c and 800. Adv.
The Tucumcari news and Tucumcari times. [volume] (Tucumcari, N.M.) 1907-1921, 1916-03-23

Said Eve unto Adam: 1T gives me
a pain TO see you walking the floor
with q Cain"
The Tucumcari news and Tucumcari times. [volume] (Tucumcari, N.M.) 1907-1921, 1916-03-23

When "a leapyear girl attempts to
kiss "A young man, TO his credit be
IL said, he never threatens to call for
help.
The Tucumcari news and Tucumcari times. [volume] (Tucumcari, N.M.) 1907-1921, 1916-03-23

A woman has the same ambition to
get into society as a man has TO keep
out OF Jail.
The Tucumcari news and Tucumcari times. [volume] (Tucumcari, N.M.) 1907-1921, 1916-03-23
rt,is Is TIE AGE CT YOUTH.

You will look ten years younger if you
iarken your ugly. grizzly, gray / airs by
using La Creole" Hair Dressing ADV.
The Tucumcari news and Tucumcari times. [volume] (Tucumcari, N.M.) 1907-1921, 1916-03-23

A topper once said that LIES sweets
ran more TO drinks than they did to
eats.
The Tucumcari news and Tucumcari times. [volume] (Tucumcari, N.M.) 1907-1921, 1916-03-23

A Needless IL fortunate in
being able to talk without putting her.
self TO the trouble OF thinking.
The Tucumcari news and Tucumcari times. [volume] (Tucumcari, N.M.) 1907-1921, 1916-03-23

For hot grease burns apply Han.
ford's Balsam lightly until the fire Ia
extracted. Adv.
The Tucumcari news and Tucumcari times. [volume] (Tucumcari, N.M.) 1907-1921, 1916-03-23
In Different Limits.

"Footlite is convinced that in a year
he'll be starring"
That's all m%oonshIne."
The Tucumcari news and Tucumcari times. [volume] (Tucumcari, N.M.) 1907-1921, 1916-03-23

shiftless son.in.law than about the
prodigal o n
The Tucumcari news and Tucumcari times. [volume] (Tucumcari, N.M.) 1907-1921, 1916-03-23

Tho true secret Of feminine beauty
Is to be born pretty.
The Tucumcari news and Tucumcari times. [volume] (Tucumcari, N.M.) 1907-1921, 1916-03-23

lie IL a wise son who knows thu
he knows less than his father.
The Tucumcari news and Tucumcari times. [volume] (Tucumcari, N.M.) 1907-1921, 1916-03-23

According to French statistics, only
Dne.fourth OF the aviation accidents
are due To defects in aeroplanes.
The Tucumcari news and Tucumcari times. [volume] (Tucumcari, N.M.) 1907-1921, 1916-03-23
Up tIis Sleeve.

Patiencc-Looks as II he had some
thing up his sleeve" doesn't he?
Patrice-Hc has. It's a wrist watch
The Tucumcari news and Tucumcari times. [volume] (Tucumcari, N.M.) 1907-1921, 1916-03-23

81 want to sweep the cobwcbs from
my brain"
why not use a vacuum cleaner
The Tucumcari news and Tucumcari times. [volume] (Tucumcari, N.M.) 1907-1921, 1916-03-23

A little nonsense then and now may
stir up an awful row.
The Tucumcari news and Tucumcari times. [volume] (Tucumcari, N.M.) 1907-1921, 1916-03-23
And Also When He Has Them.

When n mar has no conscientious
scruples fear OF the law will help
some.
The Tucumcari news and Tucumcari times. [volume] (Tucumcari, N.M.) 1907-1921, 1916-03-23

Insolvency cripples a great spirit.
The Tucumcari news and Tucumcari times. [volume] (Tucumcari, N.M.) 1907-1921, 1916-03-23

No Cause for JOY.
81 am glad we do not have bullights
and bear pits in our country
Don't we have EN- In Wall street,
The Richmond Virginian. (Richmond, Va.) 1910-1920, 1916-08-23
|AfP0nATTOx BAPTIST
ASSOCIATION MEETS
Hon. J. Taylor Eilyson Discusses
Question Of Ministerial E,duca.
ton Very Fcclingly.
TO AID ANTI-sALooN LEAGUE
Resolution Adopted To Contribute
1915 Toward Wiping Out Of Debt
On Organization-Many Addresses
Made.

Especial to The Richmond Virginian).
Keysville, Va, Aug. 22.-The APP
pomattox Baptist Association in ses-
sion with, Friendship Church. Char
lotte County. elected Rev. J. A. Barn
hardt. moderator; Rev. J, b. Williams,
clerk. and Mr.. W. II. Pettus. Jr.,
treasurer.
Hon. ]. Taylor Ellyson captured the
hearts of the delegates in his dts us
sion of ministerial education. He
said he desired to be remembered
when he was gone. not by any Office
or position that he has had In the
State, but as secretary of the Ecuca
ton Board. That while God had not
called him to preach the Gospel the
highest honor ever conferred upon
man. yet he had been of some service
in helping men to secure an educa-
ton to preach the Gospel of Christ
at home and abroad.
One of the features of the openine
session was the associational sermon
by Rev. c. w McElroy on THE
Necessity of a Vision For Ones Life
Work" The sermon was scholarly
and timely. and delivered in a force
Mr.. l.. E. Smiths report on temper.
ance was read before the association
reviewing the work done in Viryin'i
under the leadership of the Anti
Saloon League. The report made a
stronge appeal to maintain the league
and TO give 1t moral and material
support for its work of education and
law enforcement has just begun. and
that the organization should and must
be upheld.
After an address by Rev. David
Hepburn, of Richmond. Rev. w. s.
Royal, of Lynchburg, offered a reso-
luton recommending that the Apo
mattox Association raise 1915 of the
leagues debt left over from the State
wide campaign.
r. d. Garland, spoke on State Mis-
sions" and Rev. Ryland Sanford, OF
Chatham. spoke on Schools"
The Richmond Virginian. (Richmond, Va.) 1910-1920, 1916-08-23
RECENT WAR ORDERS
| PUT MORE men TO worn

Appearing for the American Locoss
motive Company. Attorney Murray ~
Mcclure yesterday asked the Admins
istrative Board to recommend ~
Council the granting of permission To-
the Locomotive Works to erect a lArg4s|
frame structure at the RichmOn4S
plant of the company to be used I'M
the manufacture of shells and mMnksA
ton. Mr.. Mcclure stated that q tenn
porary structure is needed at thNS
plant to ena BILE the company to nfkS
recent large orders from EuropeaAS
belligerents for war munitions.
Orders recently received by thu
American Locomotive Company and
assigned 10 the Richmond plant n
be filled are large. Mr.. MCGUIRE saj6ss
but not large enough to justify TIM
construction of permanent buildingAS
Being told that the erection Of th1s
temporary structure will mean for ~
time the employment of a large numl.s
Der of workmen in addition to TN
present force, the board voted 81
recommend to Council granting Of tl5G
permit.
Application for the permit Will r.
made to Council at Its next meet1uG
The Locomotive Company will I'M
bond to secure the cost for razine IN
building when IL Is no longer neo10x
for the manufacture OF munition1. III
The Richmond Virginian. (Richmond, Va.) 1910-1920, 1916-08-23
Two DRUGGISTS MUST
DEFEND THEIR HABITS
Because of Use of Intoxfcants, VIII
Have TO show Board why Licenses
should Not He Revoked

Charged with being addicts TO In
toxtcants, tending to make them UNFIT
TO practice pharmacy, two registered
druggists are to be summoned to APP
pear before the State Pharmacy Board
at Its October session to show cause
why their licenses should not be re-
voked One of the accused druggists
is said TO reside in the vicinity of Rich
mond and the other to be In the south.
western portion OF the State. Fer OBJ
vious reasons the names OF neither OF
the druggists will be disclosed until
after the hearing has been had.
Both men are under surveillance, II
is said, and their habits and conduct
will be reported on to the board at Its
meeting. They will have every oppor-
tunity TO make defense of them
selves.
The Richmond Virginian. (Richmond, Va.) 1910-1920, 1916-08-23
IN CONGRESS

HoUsE.-The House today passed
the army appropriation bill. az intro
duced by Representative Hay. Of vir-
ginia, chairman of the Committee on
Military Affairs. but without the re-
vised articles Of war.
The bill now goes back to the Sem
ate, where II 10 expected the articles
will again DO appended.
1t was the insertion by Chairman
Hay OF an amendment excepting re-
tired army officers from the operation
of the articles of war that led Presi-
dent Wilson last week to veto the
measure Mr.. Hay Will not hght the
bill when II comes back from the SEN
ate with the articles restored. omit
ting the one for which he previously
fought.
Representative Green. Of Massachu-
sets. blocked consideration In the
House OF the administration shipping
bill. When Chairman Alexander. OF
the House Merchant Marine Commit
tee. called up the bill and moved con-
Green announced that IL the question
were further pressed he would raise
the point Of no quorum. That ended
II for the present.
Representative JEFF McLemore. OF
Texas. introduced q resolution author
izing the President TO lay an embargo
on arms to any country which know
ingly 'disregards International law and
violates the rights of tho United
States" The resolution In aimed q.
Great Britain and her allies.
SENATE-Demoor leaders suo-
ceeded IN battsrfng down the insurWen,
movement against the administration
Legislative program when the motion
to ditch the emergency revenue bill
for the immigration bill was defeated
| SO to rs.
Five Of the ten Democratic Senators
who boltsd the caucus program yes
terday returned to the fold today and
voted regular. The other ave contin.
ued to insurgc and voted with the Re-
publlcans The vote on the motion &c
! lay aside the revenue bill was pre-
ceded by q Democratic shtndig. Demo
cratic regulars and insurgents swatted
each other In the most vehemen,
speech making OF the session. while
the Republicans sat quietly listening
from the side Inca
when the revenue bill was taken
u senator Simmons. of North Carolina
chairman OF the Finance Committee
made a brief explanation of the bill
Senators Penrose Smoot and Curtis de-
livered the Republican attack on the
bill and charged the Democratic ad-
ministration with waste and ineffi-
cheney.
The army appropriation bill as pass
ed by tho House was laid before the
Senate and Immediately referred to the
Senate Military Affairs Committee.