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Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1916-07-09
Iiead-On CoiliHiOn.

4 head-on collision occurred on the
and ApponattoN Electric
:ailway shortly after midnight Thurs
ay near Lakemont Park. Ia Prince
gorge County. The accident. IL Is
l;timed, was due to the failure OF the
bound car TO take the siding at Lake
,pnt. fortunately. none Of the passcn-
ers was injured. although they were
ably shaken up. The inbound car
as empty. and tho motorman. seeing
collision was inevitable. reversed his
~ and jumped, which probably saved
irl from being injured, as the vcsti-
OF his ear was completely de-
i. shed.
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1916-07-09

Farmville. Va. White Drug Co.
Franklin. Va. knight Drug Co.
Fredericksburg. Va. w. l.. Bond.
Fredericks Hall. Va. r.. II. Poindexter.
Floyd. Va, IL. W. Boyd.
Guinea. Va. w. IL. Covington & Son.
Gordonsville. Va. j. II. Stratton.
Goochland G. H.. Va, c. a. Gathright
Glen Allen. Va, Glen Allen store
Hampton. Va, Halls Drug Store.
Harrisonburg. Va. Williams Drug Co.
Holland, Va. Holland Jones Co.
Hopcwell. Va. Georges Drug Store
Ivor. Va, Rawls & Stephenson.
irwin, Va, T. a. Kcan.
JetersvlIie, Va, DIR. II. J. Styers.
keysville Va, w. y. Keeling
Kenbridge. Va, Kenbridgo Drug Co.
Lightfoot. Va. T.. II. Hawkins.
lacrosse, Va. Nash & Matthews.
l.awronceville. Va. Prince Drug Store
Louisa, Va. Kent Drug Store.
Lexington. Va, Wayland ~ Goodall
MannbOro. Va, J. A. Sydnor.
Midlothian. Va. i. 9. Bass
Magnet, Va, w. r, Cox.
Manassas. Va. W. Fred Doweil.
Mineral. Va. Mineral Drug Co.
Moorings, Va..-F. =. Lane.
Motley, Va, q. w. Shuler G. Co.
MichauS, Va, c. E. Denoon.
Nowport News. Va. j. G. Gorsuch & Co.
New Canton, Va. The Econ5my Store .
ORANGE. Va. RICKETTS, DRUG Store.
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lMERlCAN SPIES ACTIVE
ALONG MEXICAN BORDER
c,rct Agent Plays BIE Part In State
OF Affairs on the lilo
Grnndc.

Especial 10 The Times Dis atch1
SAN ANTONIO. July S.-Thc Euro
can war has nothing on the Mexican
mcrican imbroslio in the matter OF
pies. The secret agent is playing Il
liz part in the state % affairs along
! n. rio C;randc that may or may not
'ad To a state of war between the two
,publics.
For, sam Houston, the venerable
Military post here which Is headQuar-
- for the southern division OF the
.ainst Mexican spies. They are le-
| ion. They are everywhere. There
re in San Antonio approximately 49,
90 MeXicans. and to Uncle Sans
ecret Service men and the military
authorities every Mexican is poten-
hal secret agent.
Therefore, In these troublous times Of
ear war, every one OF the myriad
atcs to the vast area that makes up
ort Sam Houston is guarded night and
: by sentries. The civilian who gets
ITO it's precincts must be able TO give
good account of himself. indeed.
ven when he passes through one Of
nc gates. he is by no means "oW of
ne woods"
The "Cerebus" at the sallyport-main
~
acks and stables-is almost infallible.
.ie is a German, seventy-two years old.
rut lie fought Indians with General
|iugh l.. Scott. now chief of STAFF IN
|rashington, and was in the Geronimo
nnpaigns.
" anybody without due right has
,; by him since the Columbus raid
It March, the story has yet to be
Id.
IENICAN SECRET AGENTS
PLAYING MINOR PARTS
But the Mexican secret agents are
laying minor parts In the interna-
ional game, so far as can be known.
no secret agents of Uncle Sam, though,
ave rendered valuable service already.
~ the preliminary stages, and It is
afe to assume they will do more.
I we did not spend $4,000 on spies
II nothing" General Frederick Fun
on said to-day. "Those people down
1iere, especially one General Jacinto
'revino. cannot make a move that we
hl not know"
1t Is fact that the War Department |
appended 100000 in perfecting Il secret |
gent system shortly after the Mexican
tuauon took on an ominous complex
bon.
videnced the other day. Fifteen hun
rcd Mexican soldiers of General |
falless command were entrained or
osite Naco, Ariz. Twelve thousand |
ore were not far from Nogales. To |
me subordinate military commanders |
Elong the border, and to the civilians, |
yie presence of tho Cnrranzistas was q
jienace. but they had no idea what was |
J, the wind.
Not so General Funston. He knew,
trough his agents, that the Mexicans
Expected that night to cross the bo,ln.
,ary and attack B)sbee, Ariz. Accord |
i,gly, with the utmost speed, the |
lwenty-seeond Infantry at Douglas
las rushed to Bishee. Tho news was
Flowed to leak out and spread among
no Mextcans across the border. .Thcre
as no raid. NJ
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Bunk OF aunntrco Chartered.

Especial to The Times Dispatch.
FREDERICKSBURG. VA, July s.
"A charter has been granted the Bank
or auantico by the Corporation Com
mission The capital stock is $4,000.
Inc officers arc: ID. X. Walters, Wash
ington, president; II. II. Donch, Wash :
ington, secretary; II. B. Hutchinson,
Herndon: George Purvis Frcdericks-
burg; i. H. Lyon, Manassas. with the
aforementioned officers. directors.
The bank Will be opened for business
within the next ten days
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1916-07-09

Alberene Va. Virginia soapstone Co.
Appomattox. Va. Peoples Drug Store.
Ashland. Va. j. G. Hughes.
BEAVER Dam. Va. J. w. Beazley.
blackstone. Va, l.. b. Spencer Drug Co.
Boydton. Va. a. r. Snelings.
Branchville. Va. Branchvllle Drug Co.
broadway. Va, Aldhizer e. Son.
Burkeville. Va. Youngs Drug Store.
Cardwell. Va. NJ. 8. BowIes
Cape Charles, Va. Fishers Pharmacy.
Carson. Va. p b iiaiiigan
Chase City. Va, Chase City Drug Co.
CITY Point, Va, Cooke Drug Co.
Clarksville. Va, DR.. j. a. Drnke.
Charlotte G. H.. Va, Williams II Morton.
Gharlottesviile. Va. Pence &c Sterling.
CORTLAND, Va. T. +. Reese.
Crewc. Va. +. n. Crlttenden.
Culpeper. Va, The Culpeper Pharmacy.
Curdsville. Va, p. NJ Jones & Son.
Chester, Va. Chester Pharmacy.
Disputanta, Va. DIR. Il. Il. Walker.
Dendrons Va. Dendron Drug Co.
brakes Branch. Va. j. c.. booth & Co.
boswell. Va. Il. G. oliver.
Ellers0n. Va..s F. b. Bradley.
snfeld, Va, IT. +. Cooke,
Eclipse, Va, 8. Q. Bunkley,
ltlkton, Va..f j. IT, Wallace.
Emporia, Va, Southbide Pharmacy.
sEttrtcks; Va, j.. A. Branch. III ri
Fast Alice. Va, w. il. T. Timborlake.
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Joint Excursion and Picnic.

The Sunday schools of the Barton
III / x II $ and Emmanuel Baptist
.hurchcs Will run a joint excursion to
virginia Beach Oh Tuesday, special
train leaving the Byrd Street station
at $50 o'clock. on the return trim
the train Will leave Virginia Beach
at o'clock. The Virginia Baptist
Encampment will be in session at Vir-
ginia Beach during the week. and
many Richmonders are expected to at
tend
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1916-07-09
OFFICIAL ADVANCES SUM
TO PAY CITY LAB0RERs
No Funds Available in Petersburg,
Owing to Disagreement Over APP
preparations Ordinance.
DANIEL LYON PASSES AWAY
Electric Cars Collide Iicad-On Near
Ial<emont Park, but No One Is
nJured-Motorman, Seeing I'm
pact Inevitable, Jumps.
Ispccial 10 The Times-Dispatch. ]

PETERSBURG, VA. July Sly rca-
Dn Of the failure Of the Council and
ioard of Aldermen to adopt the appro-
ordinance, city officials were
lot authorized to pay off employees
o-day. The city laborcrs, being espc-
tally in need of their weekly earnings.
Committee Clerk T.. p. Goodwin per-
"iIaily advanced the money, amounting
to $500. which was high
! appreciated by the men.
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1916-07-09
LAUDs WORK OF BAPTIsTs

Especial to The Times-Dispatchl
NORFOLK, VA, July S.-The contri-
button OF the Baptists to the religious
liberty of this country. to education
and to hymnology were the features
of an address delivered by Rev. George
w. Mcdaniel d. D., of Richmond. at
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1916-07-09
Former pe,er.burger Dics.

\ telegram received here to-day an
the death in Brooklyn. n. Y.
81 Daniel Lyon. former resident OF
Petersburg. Mr.. Lyon was born IN
Petersburg on SeptcWber Il. 1929. and
Tor more than fifty years was resi-
lent of this city. He is survived bv
sgvcral children: two brothers. David
y. and Benjamin Lyons. Of this city,
und one sister. Mrs. Charles VI. Brunch,
,! ;lchmond.
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tho Baptis, encampment at Virginia

tho Baptist encampment at Virginia
Beach to-day.
Roger Williams and other strugglers
for freedom Of religious belief in tho
early days OF America. the school estab.
lished by the Baptists and the many
popular hymns written by them were
mentioned by the speaker. who told
in eloquent language of the debt the
world owes the Baptists leaders.
THE Greatest Thing in the World:
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1916-07-09

a Growing Child" was the subject OF
lecture on the duties and RESPONSE
bilities OF parenthood by Mrs A. A.
LamareuN, of Chicago.
Rev. w. S. Abernethy. ID. D., of Kan.
sas City. Mo-. will preach Tomorrow
night Sunrise services will be con.
Quoted tomorrow morning by Rev w.
w. Gibson, of Richmond. The attend
1nce Is still growing, swelled to-day
by excursions from Richmond
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1916-07-09

Petersburg. Va. James r. Banks
Ihoebus. Va. Larrabec's Drug Store
PheniN, Va. Phcnix Pharmacy
Quinquc. Va. II. y. Stephens.
Rushmere. Va, VIM. Pcgram & Co
Spotsyirania, Va. j. =. IL. Crtsmond
Simpkinsviilc. Va, e l.. Simpkins.
SAKE. Va, Womack 4 Moon.
schuyler. Va. Virginia Soapstone Co.
Scottsville, Va. Scottsviile Drug Co.
Sebreli. Va. Rowe y Jarrett
Sheppards, Va. j. NJ. Jones & SON.
S'nithtleld Va. Parish Il simpson
south Boston, Va. W. 7. Reeves & Co.
South lIill. Va. c. Il, Jones'
Stanley. Va, w. NJ. Graves & Co.
Staunton. Va. r. NJ. BELL & Co.
stony Creek, Va. Stony Creek Pharmacy
Sunoik. Va. Nansemond Drug Co
Skipwith. Va, J. II. Jenress Co.
Sabot. Va, .. ID. Taylor.
Toano. Va, J. r.. Banks.
Urbanna, Va, ). l.. Richardson.
Victoria. Va, Victoria Drug Co.
Virginia. Va. Red Star Drug Co.
yenter, Va, II. +. Trice.
Wakefield, Va. j. S. White.
Wnveriy. Va. DR.. John Il. Maya Phar.
waynesboro, Va. Fishburne Il Son.
West Point, Va. y. F. Hnrsraye 4 Son.
Windsor. Va. X, II. Barrett s. Co. z. -
Wtnterpock. Va, C. r. Henley 81 ~ ls, 81
Yale. Va, CA. Dickerson. % IA 81
~ sll is;, ,.ssz ~ 80 ~ (Adyarf{xemenf5 ~
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1916-07-09
AIurried mt Parsonage.

rhis morning at the parsonage OF
abb street Church the pastor, Rev. c.
Stribling united in marriage Nor
lan T. IIaydt and Miss Olive Tatum.
Tic couple are residents OF Prince
cOrGc County.
Denver labor bulletin., 1916-03-04
Equity in Colorado Courts Comes at Last


of brought trial under the
Fuel
officials They sought weak the
be
appointed
additional debt
s25Ooo the people of Huerfano
all leading editorial Thursday
n
from continuing these blanket against officials former
be pa
of Colorado
politics The
o
of
satisfaction
state the verdict feeling
justice all the Colorado
Denver labor bulletin., 1916-03-04
PATS CLEAR CONSCIENCE.

There once was an Irishman who went
INTO restaurant on Friday in Lent.
and seating himself at tablo, said to
the WAITER
Bring me whale"
The waiter told him that they wors
just out of whales.
Thin bring me a shark"
The waiter replied that they were not
serving shark that day.
hin bring me n jcIlyfishi"
lhe waiter responded that jcllyfish vas
not on the bill Of fare.
hin bring me a good. big bccfstcak,
For the saints in hiven know I've tried
hard enough to get iishi"
Denver labor bulletin., 1916-03-04
TURNS DOWN NON-UNION FIRM
Protest of Trades Assembly Carries
Weight and Unfair Seagraves Bid
Is Rejected By City Board.

Acting under instructions of the Den.
yer Trades and Labor Assembly, Chair
man Clint G. Houston of the Public In
stitutions Committee appeared foie
a board of city officials Monday after.
noon to protest against the purchase OF
n new fire engine pump from the Sea.
graves Manufacturing company, con-
cern particularly unfair to union ma
chinists and other organized craftsmen.
he city officials present were Mayor
Sharpley, Safer Ncsbit, Auditor Markey.
Fire Chief Healey and Commissioner Of
Supplies Bailey. Mr.. Houston made the
point that whether the pump was pur.
chased of the Seagraves concern or any
other the matter of the workmen en-
ployed being paid fair wages and il they
labored under standard union conditions
should be ascertained, because II the
purchase was being made in Denver th.
city officials would certainly make this
q condition.
The contract was awarded Wednesday
and IT went to the La France company
and the bid OF the Seagraves company
was turned down.
Denver labor bulletin., 1916-03-04
DEATH OF MRS. JOHN BJORKLUND
Wife of Well Known Labor Unionist
Passed Away Tuesday Morning
at Mercy Hospital.

Mrs. Elizabeth Biorklund, beloved wife
of John Biorklund, president of Denver
Lithographers Union No. Is and foreman
of the lithographng department at the
smith Brooks Printing company, died
Tuesday morning at Mercy hospital of
complication of ailments. Mrs. Biork-
lund was known TO many laboring people
of Denver and thruout the country, hav-
ing accompanied her husband on several
organizing trips in his capacity as third
vice president of the Amalgamated Lith-
ographers of America.
Always of a cheerful and jovial dispo-
sition, she made many warm personal
friends, who will join the bereaved hus
band in mourning her untimely passing
away. Mrs. Bjorklund, previously in ro.
bust health, was taken i'll last Thanks.
giving day, and failed to respond 10
treatment, the attending physicians be.
'ng unable to satisfactorily diagnose her
ailments.
Funeral services were held Thursday
evening. 1880 o'clock, ut the Hofmann
undertaking parlors, Third and Broad.
way. The remains taken that night TO
Minneapolis, the former famly home. for
lntcrment, accompanied by Mr. Bjork.
lund.
Denver labor bulletin., 1916-03-04
Building for an Enduring Economic Justice

organized
portunity enforce
the citizen who
Gompers
ctual
publicity that the of
cf
President Gompers,
He has time fer recuperatn something His
alert
from the
really making
quony better
living h changed
indefinitely
of
After ho investigation of
Commission
James oConnll Austin
"The of
should
to of the lanes
oconn' president of the Metal
ber of the Committee Industrial Relations,
neither
who works twelve hours
chine The darkness
and
to arouse actor
Austin
OF
Industrial Relations
founded
the widely h"rsd
Out of the
degrading conditions of
work spring such undscpined
the citizenship for
Denver labor bulletin., 1916-03-04
TRAINING FOR A MERG.

Sam Less. erstwhile of the secrctary's
chapel, is transforming between San
Francisco and Chicago, having left this
city the first OF January. A postal to
Michaelson says:
Have reached Lovelock, Nevada am
heading for Chicago, but | hope to get
across this state as soon as possible.
Was showed in at Reno, stuck in the
mud here, and prospects at Elko are not
bright, but | am going thro just the
same. Zero weather and n few feet of
snow have not discouraged me. am
gong to be sure-enough operator some
day, and somewhere, some time, some
now, III be regular.'-San Francisco
Labor Clarion.
Denver labor bulletin., 1916-03-04
Gloom Dispe11ers
WHY MEN STAY SINGLE.

The modern wife placed two plates
with knives, forks, spoons and tumblers
on the dining room table, and took two
paper napkins from a drawer, laying one
beside each plate.
Then she lighted the gas stove, opened
can OF soup and placed it in skillet
to heat. Next she opened two cans Of
vegetables and can of salmon and heat
ed these. She cut six slices of bakers
bread and quartered bakers pie, plac-
ing everything ON the table, together
with butter, salt, pepper and II pitcher
of cold water.
John" she said briskly, your dinner
is readY."
Denver labor bulletin., 1916-03-04
couLD 50 IT wITH ONE EYE-

Why should "a man minus a left cyc be-
barred from the military scrvicef That
is what Fred kurmmling of Joplin, Mo
wanted tu know when he was rejected for
enlistment iH the United States Marine
Corps at it, Kansas city recruiting sta
ton, tn" other day. = don't see why
You won't take me-" said KucmnIiug
Don't you have TO sguint or close the
lett eye when YOU sbootl wouldn't
have 70 waste any motion doing that BE-
cause haven't got any. You need mod.
crn efficiency methods in your service. I
can see that"
Denver labor bulletin., 1916-03-04
KEPT HIM AWAKE.

Recently farmer from an inland town
went on trip that included an sll-night
ride ON steamboat. Accompanying the
iarmer was nephew more accustomed
to the ways Of travel
Well, uncle smiled the nephew. as
he met the old man ON deck the follow.
ing morning did you have good
nightl"
Can't say that did" answered the
Uncle wearily. When | went TO my
room seen the card which tells ye how
To put ON liie-pres' rver, and after that
| didn't get much rest"
= don't get you. uncle" wonderincly
returned the young man. "what had
that to do with ftf"
-Eyoythng,' answered the farmer. q
couldn't sleep with the dcrucd thing on e"
Denver labor bulletin., 1916-03-04

Charles w. Post, union labor hater,
and originator of Postum, the man who
committed suicide because he was mad
at himself, got his wealth out of the
cheapest sort of cheating, according the
Prof. NJ. Z. .Iaffa, consulting nutrition
expert of the California State Board OF
Health "All Posts substitutes for cof
fee" he says, depend for their food
value on the cream and sugar used with
them. One glass of skinned milk con-
tains more nerve food than nine pints
of Posts concOction."
Denver labor bulletin., 1916-03-04
BE STRAIGHT
(By Edward Payson Adams.)

tby EuNaIu EdySou AudHlS-)
Whether on business or pleasure your re
bent,
Whether your money is boarded or spent ;
Whether your seat is n wayside stone,
Or fortune has seated you high on n
throne;
Whether you live in palace or hut,
Whether YOU ride or trudge in the nut !;
Whether unknown or whether you're
great,
There's only one way to succecd-be
straight.
Whether you preach, or whether YOU
sing,
Whether YOU act or fight in the ring,
Whether you're striving to right a great
wrong,
Or Just to help some poor fellow along.
Whether you're playing for money OF
Whether you stay or whether you run
" neither you quit the game early or late
You should lose if you're crooked, but
win if you're straight.
Whether master or somebody's dog
Whether the main shaft, or only cog,
Whether you're single, or whether you're
wed,
Whether you're happy or worried in
stead,
Whether you've welded the pen or the
sword,
Whether living for here or the Great
Afterward,
Your key won't unlock the Great Golden
Gate
Ii your heart isn't right and you haven't
been straight,
Denver labor bulletin., 1916-03-04

j. II. Francis. superintendent Of schools
of % Angeles. speak kim at a meetino of
th" Cook County Teachers Associa tion
in Oh 'ca 90 last Saturday. gave this splen
did definition of cdrcation: "Fdncation
is tho opportunity given to the child for
sef-d'scoverv, self-expression and self.
direction. 1t is the business of the
school TO emphasize the chld's STRENGTH
and srccesses. not to lay stress on his
weakness and failures
Denver labor bulletin., 1916-03-04

Employers when determining the sell
IN" price of an article add together the
price of the raw materials, labor cost
depreciation OF plant. interest on their
Investment. and profit. The workers
shonld emnlate this example. and when
they sell their labor take into account
their own unkeen. decent living condi.
t,cns for themselves and families, and
also make provision for rainy day and
Denver labor bulletin., 1916-03-04
THEOLOGICAL OBJURCArIoN.

DO you think it proper to call an an
tagonist namcsr"
"oh, yes replied the scholar, "if IL is
done properly. BY selecting cpithcts
sufficiently long and unusual TO send
people to the dictionary. the process may
be made positively cducational.--Wash
ington Star.
Denver labor bulletin., 1916-03-04
OVERRIDING IT

Doolan and Rafferty, were examining
the fine library. Pointing to an inscrip.
ton, Rafferty, said:
'Pbwat does thin litters engraved on
the wall, 'MDCCCXCvII,' menn?"
"Thot means eighteen hoondcrd and
nointy seven"
"Doolan," said Rafferty, thoughtfully.
don't ye fink they're overdoin' this
shpclling reform n bitf"
Denver labor bulletin., 1916-03-04

IF you do not demand the union label
on all purchases there is a gap IN your
trade unionism that should be speedily
closed up, and Of which you should be
heartily ashamed. Think this over and
govern your future conduct accordingly
BE consistent, persistent, honest trade
unionism.
Denver labor bulletin., 1916-03-04
THE TIGHT-WAD.

farmer boy and his swcrthcart
drove into town and happened TO stop
near popcorn stand.
Presently the girl said: MY. don't
that popcorn smell goodt'
Yes" said the gallant youth, "and
ili drive closer 30 we can smell Il bet.
ter"
Denver labor bulletin., 1916-03-04

Business men using The Bulletins col
umns realize that union men and their
families have money to spend for the nee
essaries OF life, with something left over
for Injuries. They realize there ia no
bitter way of reaching UPTON men and
women than thru the columns Of their
own paper.
Denver labor bulletin., 1916-03-04

According to an exchange, the Cana
dian government contracted for a large
number of socks for the use Of the sol
dicrs in the trenches, and recently a
young woman in Vancouver put note
in pair OF socks she had knit, asking
the soldier who got them to write her.
To her surprise she received a letter
from Il man up in an northern logging
camp, stating that he had bought the
socks for G5 cents. Evidently army graft
is not all confined to the United States
and Russia.
Denver labor bulletin., 1916-03-04
ALWAYS FOUND 1T

For a iive-year-old. Margic had trav-
oied a great deal. One day her aunt re-.
marked, Thru all her travels Margie
see ms quite happy and eontcnted."
fcs'm,' answered hargic. NO mat
ter where J go, always find some dirt
to play in."-Christian Register.
Denver labor bulletin., 1916-03-04

Charles Reed, II Cincinnati journcyman
union barber, died last week, and in a
viii filed for probate disposed OF $500, 900
estate. Reed is said to have saved the
money from his wages and tips and made
wise Investments. He shaved Presidents
Taft and Mckinley whenever they were
in that city.
Denver labor bulletin., 1916-03-04
A RELIEF.

Charley does scold great deal around
the house, said young Mrs. Torkins
But in n way It's relief
"a relief"
Yes. When he is cross he isn't try.
ing to tell funny stories and keep NO me
guessing as to when ought 10 laugh"
Denver labor bulletin., 1916-03-04

The war cost has at last reached thc
Injuries of the ballroom boys and labo,
editors. Tin watches have jumped from,
81 to 81 so and 79-cent alarm clocks arr.
now quoted in hardware stores Mt lN'
cents
Denver labor bulletin., 1916-03-04

Kaiser Wilhelm evidently has accepted
Rudyard Kipling's poetic theory that the
female is the deadliest of the species, for
he has christened Germany's greatest
man killing machine "The Bertha" in
compliment to Bertha Krupp, head Of the
great gun works at Essen,
Denver labor bulletin., 1916-03-04

Because she weeps every time she
links of a trolley car. Miss Rose Mathey
g suing tn" st Paul City Railway com.
Danv for S22.5O0 damages She says he,
condition resulted from being in a street
"ar accident.
Denver labor bulletin., 1916-03-04

Again we are taught not to scorn
small opportunities. Mrs. james Stone
Helm, one Of the wealthiest women of
Lexington, Ky, died Tuesday She
went under the business name of j. NJ.
Hanson and is said to have made more
than Sl.000,O00 in obtaining magazine
subscriptions. She was 50 years old.
Denver labor bulletin., 1916-03-04
HIS COSTLY MISTAKE.

What ruined your busin.ssi'
Advertising
"lIow's thntl"
u let it all be done by my compct
tors"
Denver labor bulletin., 1916-03-04

a student OF affairs says n womany
lie should vary. Well, don't tho moving
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Denver labor bulletin., 1916-03-04
NIX-uNEAIR

Teachcr-Johnny, II four men arc
working eleven hours a day
Johnny-ltold on. nam. Nix on them
non union problems. please.