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Saint Mary's beacon. [volume] (Leonard Town, Md.) 1867-1983, 1916-02-17

A New Jersey iIen, spying barrel
Of fine, soft car, allghted thereon and
aid an egg There resulted firmly
ocund sandwich tar. egg and chicken
y the order named, A woman and q
man who went TO the rescuG were
also held fast BY the nands until po.
dee were called and effected d rescue,
Saint Mary's beacon. [volume] (Leonard Town, Md.) 1867-1983, 1916-02-17

Harlow MY wife is too much of an
orthodox to suit me.
Harlow Makes you get UP and 60
to church Sunday morning, Ell?
HarlowNo; but judging from her
regular raids on my pocketbook She
evidently thinks ana made OF dust. :"
Saint Mary's beacon. [volume] (Leonard Town, Md.) 1867-1983, 1916-02-17

Motoring, riding and walking all
cause errors in watches. A man who
motors, takes ferry. then train
and finally walks win nnd his Sunday
go-tomeeting time on the same watch
is much slower than weekdays
Saint Mary's beacon. [volume] (Leonard Town, Md.) 1867-1983, 1916-02-17
hIa Part.

Oficer--"Ycur horse seems very
familiar TO me. Higgins" Private
II don't wonder Sir, seeing the times
he brought you from the club. why,
you've kissed I'm before you went up,
the steps
Saint Mary's beacon. [volume] (Leonard Town, Md.) 1867-1983, 1916-02-17
Worth While o..a4a.Io.


Judge not thy friend until thau
standest in his place selected.
Saint Mary's beacon. [volume] (Leonard Town, Md.) 1867-1983, 1916-02-17

i a wise man pays homage to worth;
Z fool to wealth.
Saint Mary's beacon. [volume] (Leonard Town, Md.) 1867-1983, 1916-02-17
Lumber.

vii keep constantly on nand IT
l.sonardsown wharf o fan supply Of
tiUA BIDS, SssA SITTING. wEATH Eis
aAKDtNu. FLuoRiNu. rALtHGe
DltEahED BOARDS. sFiiRULEH, az
AiiordeFs Tor Lumbor. Doors. sash,
l.atha. Lime, and Hair promptly ~
tended 10
Ew-eash pom delivery At yard.
IOs. r HKAL.
Der Deutsche correspondent. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1841-1918, 1916-03-30

ltimmenoon Dli.glic6cr. imo ieina
9lnbdngcr bic beipnBte 4oltuia an.
nobmcn obnc oub mir im @erina.
lteu oos GonTite bon oieicr 9I6Hdlt
border in @erntuiB 6i ietcn
@ic 9tegerun9en ser Gnienie.
NlG6te sic bisbrr ole @eiprehuu.
Gen pon Observation-Disclosures rint0.
pca BON Der puno mieien ieBei atf
ciAen lnigen arirg ibrc lcbte @oif.
niing, Sic aIauben, oaB mu uirtB.
idoftlihe Griinoe Deutidlano I'll II.
ner glie0erIoee 8ipingeu fonnen. ole
lo5ioliItiiden 8arteieit III 1rmfreid
mo @ngIonO tbeiIeu oieie Sofhauna
lti6 rrterihiben ibrc 9eaierluaen.
Die 0eutiden SosioIoeiuofratan
baben iid felt mcbr ais etuem ,ya6rc
Beniiibt Oie @eeaoiauna 0es bluti.
Gen @clttrieges berbci8pfilbren. 5ie
Bobeu nles iii ibrcr Neodt 5tebenoc
getban I'M cine @erit6uoianna hit
Den io8ioliitiiAen 4arteici ser al.
0eren &anoer berbei5nilbren mi0
einc eleidSeitisc iino orguuiiirte @c.
peguna in'S 9cbeu all rilfeu BIC oie
gSie0erberitelliug oeS SricoeuS Sir
6olgc boben f0uHte 2cioer iir0 aae
Neuliibungen Oct oeuti1en So5ial.
oernofraten IN oieier giihtuna p6nia
feblgeidIagen,4
n0uiuelano4 D. oerfentt.
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lanoiide Nanpicr ~Guioelau0n iit
ucrientt iDor0en Die @cIaelna jit
aerettet. Gas Shiff mar 1897 Sph.
men groB llebcr iehe Srmeamla ae-
ben oie SGiifsIiiien teiue ua6erea
9lueabeu)
Der Deutsche correspondent. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1841-1918, 1916-03-30
9rei 66neu3Hge tnetuanOer 9efabreu,
Cjratter saDnnntal in stmerita feit 1904.
elite ser iOentifi1rten eoOten uno aser'punoeten.

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nucrbd uereet auen gnb inter buca Hc SOOe Nruid
OnrIteu pon oen Gpeu Ute nbeaHne n Wra geet uR Die
sente botcu mccn lire MGat uS &Sde nbeces dacu 81 u
ne nnO aOnd oirn bc gnbOSpunte 5OeHfraua uroreu
Iem Gingc Der Seidu n cntbanp Srmc Sn
Oere &Grpebcle losen 5uden Den Srammeru
Sine 6ram nnS 5u @Guu unrScu uabeSm maug S6Ic 5cr
fnitn Die &einnaSmOnndOru ammcu oic butse a6rpceeen
in &Urb gSabrdend OHrf Die gauge Nfa meIde
nni nod nnterihoen IT, Sniammen Der 6rOe berGu uern
&eitcre Sbeutifi5trte
%Ou Ou uerlctteu HHuniereu benoeu d mteu i'm Guro
Nopml %nFr O nus0rdm eeaidm wnrScu nod beac @ooeu
OlgnSc SoSt iScnifi5rt:
Der Deutsche correspondent. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1841-1918, 1916-03-30

@ ~ lionn Goleoo.
O. g9eiieli. Chicago.
2. s. 9ii6op G6icaao Neiser.
Cine miOeutiii5irte Srau, IS. g4.
S." an ihrer llbr.
3iuei anOcrc miOcntifir5tc 6rouen.
|rpmmcr, @ubic, GoSmcr lno9at.
tCrion.
gSilbnr @lo6onep. Eoleoo.
sIlirco Snrea, Getroit, W}id).
< Sabert Seller, G6icoso,
SlOolp6 occurrence, @arp. S,no.
2 $. Gon Sdper6il( M1aIi.
Sobn aosmoib Someiteao, ga.
Slobert @rigbt Snperial, ga.
q 3 Srrner, Sei5er ser 5lpeitcil
Settion oes 3ugeS SIR. Sc.
= (Srcnloc, S6icago @}oriue.Su.
genieur.
Der Deutsche correspondent. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1841-1918, 1916-03-30

@oItcr y. Guitot gIr. 1909, Girf-
olnsStry 8bila0eIpbio.
8ranf Gallagher, 9}r. 40, Surt
STR @rootIDn.
Goro 9loicubcra 9lr. 81, ggncS-
Ctr, Sorouto,
Inter oen iOcntiIijirtcu Sootcn De-
iinoen iih
@oItcr 9. Goiton G6ilaoclp6ia.
Sronf @ollogbcr, @roofIDn.
fora 9loienberg. Gorouto.
u. g. @obbcltaI, @eih1ftSiii6rer
Scr llngoriideu Ebeoter @ciclli6oft,
GlcUelouO.
9. 6 9li6, EoitcIerf, SImiteo5ols,
Ohio.
s. $. Scoru @olIipolis, S6io.
@iolcinco 9enuuol Snoiono Sor.
Dor, SSnO.
@porg Ciouca SnOionopolis
- Holcnooob, Sn0lanapoliS
6rou Sennie SoOoas, GIepeInno,
iiarb in Glprio @olpitdl.
Charles gieIlon, Itorb oii Dem gu.
&c mlf Dem @cgc pon SImbcrit naH
Glprio.
2 6rldtmoit Eoronto.
u EbomoS &biInOelpbio.
GomorO 2cron, Ct 9oniS.
Bruce sromnlcc 9lOrciie nnbc-
fannt.
s. 0iiieu.
2. s. Don.
&m Nlcmoriol SoipiiaL GlDria,
- iiuO iol0cnoe @erlebte eingcIie.
icrt porNcn
s Z. 9ea Swolio AliH
6rmf 9iibop, Chicago Nei5er OcS
decentralization 3uacS
" IS. 9roolcp, @iHS6uro6,
Der Deutsche correspondent. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1841-1918, 1916-03-30

Scrliu 20 aRGr5, SrnbOS uad GudcrtUu g.S gM S rng
Ta uc au Der talcuihcn 6aeu bic errriMdnmg0rdra
Srnppe init auSscdneeu Gripgen Ahc 6efgu uoen 9nag
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ihat Sc uiuSisune mad Der OterredidnuGac @encana6
IL cnr Seanntmadung ppm rs NGr5 Die brcr Intermittent
wuroca IL nuO in iArem DOleu @ortlane foIgt laute
@Mififher MricgsidnMplnt.
uNOrOl SOpan (Spanc %nfumiua 9aTen mrI4er
Mncn 6rpIDNOu acbad UernAten OcrOertd III uner
Steaungen naorau Gle umrSn bsra ebr Tducrcn %ernc
snHdsmocn Der guObute gnngriff Der 9ncU scr aenb Oer
Stipa III DOr nnercr NrOH unmngerUen aniercrtS N
Der GgpOFOu brudtcn 9uFe MrQer III ebr
tg an Der beHnrnbiideu Grout mno Del Elitn geueru
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Sample HO SGr5cr Srudcniupc I'M 0nuge I'm Nn6cr0u9b
Iuic bic Aruerc bccr %arcu r6r rea iaicnid ncre
Nor6abbnBc b 9On San Wcc can NnrinD nrScu
uon nnS mHbeoS bgcucn Ed Ses Sic @Gmpfs aod
fort Nu Der aarnucr reu5e unrbn enem aeu Nner
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Geerredidnngadc Siese babeu Sabnnn in @enetic bonn
Ooo Sa OOrt nnhrprccuid snppmOeiaebunsn 6cuod
worben moreu."
Der Deutsche correspondent. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1841-1918, 1916-03-30

NSra0llos iind Iudcrion)
Berlin, 30. @tGr5. Dic llcbcr,
fee glahrihten-g(genhlr per6ifentliht
bcute cine 9efamtmadlrmg in Ser.
binollng nit Den 9iciolutioncn ser
ioaiolOenofrotiibcu &ortci, Die am
~. Mldr5 BON ibr gefaBt poroeil mas
rcu uno in Oencn Die Nolhmgsneiic
Der oen 9Snrtei glniihten niht bel.
itiutmenoen NlitGIicOer eeeeiBelt
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dung scr llebericc.9l .9latbridten stgen.
tlir:
Gin Nlonifeit ser iosioI0emofros
tiidHer @ortci puroe BON Dem Gontite
crlaiien III Dem crfldrt miro, BOB
@crr @noie, scr 5iibrcr ser niht Sits
Der Deutsche correspondent. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1841-1918, 1916-03-30

3. 2. S(noreuS 2onoiIlr Su.
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g. g. aaponoua6, glcio Nopcu,
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3. 2. @riifin, Gd61rt, SnO.
$. 3. Semen, 0lt.GIepelauO.
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sa6ert aeIIer, Chicago.
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e. s. @lcGornlid, @lepeIano
g. 3. 9Seobo0p, 9Ieip Orleans.
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gIlfreo Horea, Geiroit
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O. q. @eiicn, Chicago.
Ollie Ssmon, Glebclauo.
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gloolpb Soureucc, @arD, Sno.
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slpeitcn Settion oeS 3uaeS 9lr. Sc.
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Der Deutsche correspondent. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1841-1918, 1916-03-30
7 9tuiien-sln9rtfe bleiOen erfOlglOs.
Stalieaer bel selB nit serluten ahgeidIaoea
9ie ease anI sem eaIfan inmer nOtt nn0eraaSerI.
.2ssridt Oes Oeat[den e5enerarla6s.

Berlin 30 YGr5 un 9UuOu. Srau8Oide Stenneen nurol
NaUncuurt wmrSeu SnrA mcb Si uonrd auf elmer
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Mneutteru efed nit SauSgrnnateu SeuS entren
murDen
gu Dem lntcn MaaSufer baben bic 6eteM auaen
&elniH frHHid GMngen ia Nrce 1000 Metgrn
nUrO WnloHcOart erfrm Gbcnfal noSmEIde
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0d bic GranOn 5u pe 0oFoueu Nampf um gcr6ua
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Die Gage lit NuuerGuoert.@
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GUNNER \ BrGsFr ,

EcntidJcS gnnt. Mn0 NedjielgeIdJGft.
Mlitalieorr Der Nfiicnbatie
70 SOntbsStrnke.
glHs itnb &crloni bon glften uno SbGlgdiios
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ircnocr Gelolorieil i0ipie @ueiertipuna bon
golmoneu. SbiiiSlorien bon mo nnd
Teuiihlouo (glpr27-)
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1916-02-11

nancy creations of lace and tissue pa
per, and pert round-faced little girls
Uttered whenever one of the boys
across the aisle tramped in smiling
consciously with queer-shaped pack
age under his coat.
The arrival of Happy Finnegan. his
coat having mysterious square eff
feet in front, was the climax of the
morning. Coradell and Clara Jane,
their arms about each other, smiled
knowingly, each confident in her own
mind that his smile, his blush and his
square-shaped box were for her. Hap
by hadn't decided yet himself.
At last, finding that Billy Everett
was sending an expensive winged Gu
pid to Coradell, he sent his gem to
the same shrine
The dread of the box opening had
grown upon Dorcas all day. 1t was bad
enough to sit for forty-five minutes
while everybody was being showered
with valentines. But facing her moth
er afterwards blonde, dimpling
mother who would come running to
meet her and whose face would fall
like that of disappointed child when
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1916-02-11
"if i Could Just Get One Valentine
From a Boy"

and he always fixes our box up in the
mc-ning and
..Oh, but dearie," interrupted her
mother, What about the boys? was
hoping they'd send you some this year
and if they do you'd feel cheap not re-
membering them. Why don't you send
Happy Finnegan one, anyway? Why,
when was in school
"My dear, would you mind getting
me another cup of coffee?"
Mr.. Carter had seen Dorcas sudden
" cram bread between her quivering
lips and vision Of his own sensitive,
bashful boyhood came before him.
AS quickly as she safely could, Dor
cas- slipped away to bed.
IF I could just get one valentine
from a boy" she pleaded in her pray
ers, 81 wouldn't ask for anything else
for a long, long time. It's not for my
self, but for mother. | can't d1sap-
point her again tomorrow"
Below in the sitting room Mr.. Carter
suddenly lost interest in the embroi-
derry club
II believe I'll go down to the drug
store and get a cigar" he told his
wife. handing her the evening paper,
It's pages neatly turned to the dry
goods advertisements.
How long it took to get the cigar.
Mrs. Carter did not know. She was
asleep when her husband came home,
and he never explained to her that he
had visited five drug stores and ended
up with a call at the back door of the
little shanty belonging to Nose, the
school janitor.
A spirit of Santa Claus anticipation
filled Miss Stanton's room the next
morning. Little girls with bobbed hair
took little girls with braids and big
bows in corners and showed them
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1916-02-11
Profitable Mystery.

How did you leave all the folks
out home?"
"First-rate,' replied Senator Sor-
ghum. Il told them / was going to
see if | couldn't straighten out a few
problems for the government between
now and spring. That cheered them
up great deal"
ITO what problems did you have ref
erence?'
"Oh, nothing in particular. l never
go into details with my constituents.
If you go to explaining things, you
are liable to make them sound so easy
that the voters get to thinking they
don't need you. Washington Star.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1916-02-11
( ORCAS dreaded Valentines
day the most Of all. Pink cell
luloid hearts and blue-rib-

~
day the most Of all. Pink eel
luloid hearts and blue-rib
boned gewgaws that other lit
tie girls received with bushes and
giggles from the boys across the aisle
were not in her line.
Dorcas did not take after her moth
er, Mrs. Carter always explained when
apologizing for her daughters wall
flower tendencies.
DOrcas was like her father-thin
brown, serious-eyed and sensitive. Her
fathers side of the house also was to
blame for her name, which the school
children derisively shortened to dor
ky" The name belonged to Mr. Car.
ter's aunt, killjoy sort of a person
who sent Dorcas union suits and nit
tens at Christmas time.
Although Dorcas, being eleven years
old, had undergone five ordeals Of the
Valentine box, Mrs. Carter never was
able to understand why her daughter
came home each time without any
trophies of masculine alteration.
Sometimes Dorcas fancied her moth
er had been like Clara Jane, a freckled,
tomboy girl. When Clara Jane was
winked at she Immediately waved her
hand in the air Indignantly and blurt-
ed out, THAT old Happy Finnegan's
winkin' at me, and if you don't make
him stop I'll slap his face
Miss Stanton interrupted, sentenc-
ing the impetuous Clara Jane to fif-
teen minutes stay after school for her
rudeness.
But at Ais Clara Jane found the
same freckled urchin who had winked
his blue eyes at her waiting outside to
carry home her books
And so it came February 13. Mrs.
Carter made the discovery at the din
ner table.
"Why, honey" she exclaimed de-
1ightedly to Dorcas, and speaking in
the confidential tone of one girl to
another, honey, tomorrows Valen-
tine day. Have you laid in yours yet
for the box?"
81 got them this Afternoon" the child
replied, trying to speak naturally.
"You did? Why didn't you tell me?
Who are you going to send them tor
Dorcas replied with her eyes still
on her plate:
Miss Stanton, Ably Morgan, Gene
We've, and I've got little one for
Nose, the janitor. He never gets any
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1916-02-11
WHAT Is URIC ACID?
THE CAUSE OF BACKACHE RHEUMATISM, LUN1BAGo

Ever since the discovery of uric acid
In the blood by Scheele, in 1775, and
the bad effect it had upon the body,
scientists and physicians have striven
to rid the tissues and the blood of
this poison. Because of its over
abundance in the system it causes
backache, pains here and there. rheu-
matism, govt, gravel, neuralgia and
sciatica. It was DR.. Pierce who dis
covered new agent, called "Anuric, :"
which viii throw out and completely
eradicate this uric acid from the sys-
tenn. "Anuric' is 81 times more po-
tent than Eithid, and consequently you
need no longer fear muscular or ar
dcular rheumatism or govt, or many
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1916-02-11

other diseases which are dependent on
an accumulation of uric acid within
the body. Send to DR.. Pierce of the
Invalids' Hotel and Surgical Institute,
Buffalo, N. Y, for a pamphlet on
"Anuric," or send 10 cents for a trial
package of 'Anuric" Tablets.
II you feel that tired, WORKOUT feel
ing, Rackache, neuralgia, or il your
sleep is disturbed by too frequent
urination, go to your best store and
ask for DR.. Pierce's "Anuric.a
DR.. Pierce's reputation is back Of
this medicine and you know that his
Pleasant Pellets for the liver and his
"Favorite Prescription" for the ills OF
women have had splendid reputation
for the past fifty years.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1916-02-11
Just a Suggestion.

I'm still waiting for you to pay me
that SIS you owe me, Dobson.
"Oh. don't let that worry you"
That's what I'm trying to do. but
/ would feel greatly encouraged II
you would let it worry you oc
casionally.'
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Tine to Move.

''Brcnks wants to sublet his apart
ment.' !.
seWhy. he called it the ideal place, (
81 know, but the janitor doesn't like
the way he parts his hair. Judge.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1916-02-11
RED, ROUGH, SORE HANDS
May Be Soothed and Healed by Use
of Cuticura. Trial Free.

Nothing so soothing and healing for
red, rough and irritated hands as Cuti-
cura Soap and Cuticura Ointment.
Soak hands on retiring in hot Cuticura
soapsuds. Dry, and gently anoint hands
with Cuticura Ointment. A one-night
treatment works wonders.
Free sample each by mail with Book.
Address postcard, Cuticura, Dept. l.,
Boston. Sold everywhere.-Adv.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1916-02-11
n..isfactorv EXPLANATION.

.d Revere had just made his thrill
En- # YOU had gone in an automo-
MI could have made better time
|. an tbe horse" suggested a friend.
~ Of ALL" replied the hero. i
N have been stopped every few
,tss while rural cohstables took
nnber."
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Why He Was There.

"How do you happen to be in
PRISON."
''It is the result of an accident
"You ran over someone with your
auto?"
mo, ma'am; / fell over chair and
walked up the owner of the house."
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1916-02-11

r~,,+F;nq Winds and Dust. It Restores,
R Refras6es and and Promotes Eye Health.
Good for all Eyes that Need care.
Murine Eye Remedy Co, Cnlcas1
Sends Eye Book on request.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1916-02-11
PREPAREDNESS
To Fortify The system Against drip

when Grip is prevalent LAXATIVE BROMO
QUlNINE should be taken. as this combination
of Quinine with other ingredients, DESTROYS
germs, acts as Tonic and Laxative and thus
keeps the system in condition to withstand
Colds. Grip and Influenza. There is only one
BROMO QUININE.' E. w. GROVES sig
nature on box. 9sc.
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Seemed Longer.

gov long has Colonel Bluegrass
in the city,"
bob about a week"
TN. be talked to me as If he
beeD here at least six months.
7m forget. This town is dry.
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Practical Application.

Practical Application.
when Josh got home from his edu-
caticn," said Farmer Corntossel, 'he
started right in instructin' me about
agriculture So I didn't lose no time
to try him out"
What did you do?"
"Sent him out to round up swarm
of bees"
"Was the experiment successful?"
Some. 1t didn't hurt the bees
none, an KEEP Josh from gettin' in the
way fur most two weeks"
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Weary Willie in 1916.

ST just made tree resolutions fur
1916, an goin' to keep every one OF
them.'
Eye amt resolved to go to work,
hev We, Bill?"
mo. My resolutions are desc: In
1916 / amt goin' to drink champagne,
take milk baths or put up at de Wal
dorf- Castoria when I'm in New York. =
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1916-02-11

Some people seek pleasure abroad
and find it waiting for them on their
return home.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1916-02-11

.'Do you think coal will be high this
winter?"
mot very high, in my coal bin"
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1916-02-11

he government of Colombia has
,ppriated large sum to enccur-
silk PRODUCTION in that country.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1916-02-11
RECIPE FOR GRAY HAIR.

To half pint of water add OF. Bay Rum, .
small box Of Barbo Compound, and " OF. of
glycerine. Apply to the hair twice week
until it becomes the desired shade. Any drug
gist can put this up or you can mix it at
home at very little cost. It will gradually
darken streaked, faded gray hair, and re-
moves dandruff. 1t is excellent for falling
hair and will make harsh hair soft and glossy.
1t win net color the scalp, is not sticky or
greasy, and does not rub off.-AdY.
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Correct.

She-What's the difference between
an old maid and bachelor grip
He-About $4,000.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1916-02-11

To keep clean and healthy take IT.
Pierce's Pleasant Pellets; 1nsy iesuia'e
liver, bowels and stomacn.-Auv.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1916-02-11

The egotist naturally leads a lonely
life.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1916-02-11

Sand is a very useful thing on the
ach. but it's the dickens in your
eye.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1916-02-11

If some men fail to get their just
deserts they have cause for rejoicing.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1916-02-11
Exact Copy of Wrappe
At the Club.

do you believe in womans rights ?"
"Er-my boxing teacher tells me the
left is much more effective"