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Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1916-01-19

Daniel NJ. Melcher Of Bath on Mon
day, Jan. II, celebrated his 92d birth
day. He is the oldest marble worker
in the State and is enjoying remark
ably good health. which he ascribes
largely to temperance in all things and
early retiring throughout his life. He
went to Bath nearly so years ago and
says there is hardly a man now in
business who was then thus engaged.
Mr.. Melcher lives with his daughter,
Miss Jennie Melcher. 935 High street,
and is an attendant at the Winter
Street Congregational church.
Speaking of trout, Maine Woods in
its last letter box has a letter telling
of a 24-pound salmon trout, 81 inches
long and "a in circumference. caught
on April IS, 1S49 in the pond at the
outlet of the mill stream. within a few
rods Of the old Stage House at Mt.
Vernon and was served at the Blossom
house, by the proprietor, F. "A. Bios
som, to a party Of newspaper men at
an EDITORIAL dinner, especially ar
ranged by Mr.. Blossom. Report said
that 1.-The dinner came off in excellent
style, the trout being very tastefully
prepared and the invited guests num-
erous."
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1916-01-19

CANTON AUGUSTA. NO. 9, Pm
Regular meeting every third Tuesday !,
s o'clock. Tuesday evening, Jan. tx H.
spection of Canton, work in T. NJ. derrs
Installation of officers. Refreshments
o. f. FARNHAM, cam
diff RAY M. BURNS. ClerI
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1916-01-19

The date Of the Board meeting for
School Association has been fixed for
Oct. 24-25 at Waterville. The officers
Of the association recently elected in
clude Wesley J. Weir Of Maine, secre-
tarY
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1916-01-19
TRINITY coMMANDERv ~

TRINITY !. u r,1..s coMMANOERY, NO. J
pie Friday evening, Jan. 21st lSis ~ ~
P. NJ: Work in the Red Cross AZ ~
Journing fraters are cordially invitna. y
attend. 'eu h
LEWIS A. BURLEIGH =.
GEORGE H. BANGS B.o.G
c U S = moo CHAPTER NO. 4
+. A. NJ. Special convocation At Mo..'
Temple. Jan. 20. at 7.3O p. M. W W~Sole
Royal Arch. Supper. Sojourpinpo ~ u
panions are cordially invited ID atta ,yu
ALBERT NJ. PINGREE Wlsllo.
CHARLES r. CHASE. Sec T,
ROSE OF SHARON CHAPTER m
20. o. E. S. Stated meetings tn. ~
Wednesday of each month at M,,n m1
Temple. All members sojourning in 'v ~
city are invited to attend. 4" "
ALICE X. HEWINS, w. NJ
ELIZABETH A. THOMPSON G..
g27.m-w-fri.tf &C
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1916-01-19

JEPHTRA ENCAMPMENT, NO ,
Meetings at 7.30 o'clock every second a..
fourth Tuesday. Tuesday. Jan. q ~
stallation of officers. Public to memh.r
of Subordinate branches. Refreshmsss
w. H. JOHNSON, G.
c. E. STEWART. Scrih
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1916-10-14
CHESTER CHURCH
INVITES FORMER
MEMBERS BACK

CHESTER. Ind, Oct. 14.-Mrs. Har-
~ Meek was given a pleasant sur
prise at the Meek home west Of town
last Sunday The affair was in honor
of Mrs. Meek's birthday. The follow
ing friends and relatives were present
Mr.. and Mrs. Harry Meek and daugh-
tiers, Mildred, and Marjorie, Mr.. and
Mrs. Henry Brumfield, Mr.. Marion
Brumfield and son Harvey, Mr.. and
Mrs. Newton Brumfleld, Mr.. and Mrs.
Clayton Brumheld and daughter, Mar
cia Kathleen, Mr. and Mrs. John Wood
and daughters Esther and Lulu, Mr..
and Mrs. Hugh Stevens. Mr.. and Mrs.
Louis Weber and children, Mrs. Mar
garet Ruley, Mrs. Anna Mcneil and
sons, Mrs. Bell Wills and daughter,
Marie. Mr.. and Mrs Mark Meek and
children, Mr. and Mrs. Leroy Simp-
kins and son, Mr. and Mrs. Thomas
Hubble and children. Mr.. Marshall
Morley. Mr.. Charles Stittlock, Mr.. and
Mrs. Charles Huffman and daughters,
Lucille and Marjorie. Mr.. and Mrs.
Frank Baer of Richmond were Sunday
guests of William Brown and family.
VISIT HUNT famiiy.
Morton McMahan and family were
guests OF Everett Hunt and family
at dinner Sunday. Harry Newman
and family spent Sunday with Rufus
Newman and family. Mr. and Mrs.
William Brown are the parents OF
a baby boy. Melvin West. born Tues
day. l.. Bert Carman and family and
Miss Marjorie Pickett motored to New
Castle Sunday. ;. Mr.. Chester Nc
Mahan spent Sunday afternoon with
Mr.. Ernest Newman. Mr.. and Mrs.
Silas Williamson were Sunday guests
of Cheyney Williamson and family.
Relatives from Eaton. Ohio, visited
Mr.. and Mrs. Caleb Duke this week.
Miss Helen Hall of Richmond
spent the last week end with Miss
Marjorie Pickett. Mrs. Cradle spent
Sunday with relatives at Arba, lid.
Home Coming" will be observed
at the NJ. E. church here Sunday, Oct
ober 90.
Services held here last Friday even
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1916-10-14

ing were well attended. Rev. Bridge
Of Grace M. E. church Richmond, gave
the address of the evening followed
by remarks by Rev. Mr.. Harmon also
of Richmond. D.. f. Mr.. and Mrs. Walter
Brumfield spent Sunday with Morrison
Pyle and family. Mr.. and Mrs. Os-
car Tauer and Mr. and Mrs. Herbert
Van Etten Of Richmond we're Sunday
evening guests of Ollie Boerner and
family. ollie Boerner is tearing his
old barn down this week.. /. Mr. and
Mrs. Caleb Duke visited relatives near
Richmond Sunday. !. There will be
preaching at the M. E. church here
next Sunday evening. Come
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1916-10-14
Syrup Of Figs
For Cross, Sick
Feverish Child
If Little Stomach Is Sour,
Liver Torpid or Bowels
ClOgged.

Mothers can rest easy after giving
California Syrup Of Figs" because in
few hours all the clogged-up waste,
sour bile and fermenting food gently
moves out Of the bowels, and you have
a we'll, playful child again. Children
simply will not take the TIM from
play to empty their b. wells, and t.ey
become tightly picked, liver ge4- slug
gisA. and stomach disordered
When cross, feverish, restless, see if
tongue Is coated. then give this de-
licious fruit laxative" Children love
1t, and 1t can not cause injury No diff.
ference what ails your little &c if
fu-l Of cold, or a sore throat, diarrhoea,
stomachache, bad breath, remember,
a gentle inside cleansing" should al
ways be the first treatment given. Full
directions for babies, children of all
ages and grown-ups are printed on
each bottle.
Beware OF counterfeit fig syrups.
Ask your druggist for a 50-cent bot
tie Of california Syrup of Figs" then
look carefully and see that it is made
by the California Fig Syrup Com
pany." We make no smaller size.
Hand back with contempt any other
fig syrup.-Adv.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1916-10-14

FRIDAY, Thirteenth,
LUCKY FOR BROWN

Business fell of materially for A. c.
Brown, elevator man at the courthouse
yesterday.
The reason--why, Friday the Thir-
teenth, of course.
Mr.. Brown noticed in the morning
that the steps at the court house were
used more than they had been for sew
eral days. He also noticed that the
elevator was used less
This started him to thinking.
One of his regular patrons came in,
but instead of taking the elevator.
walked up the steps. Mr.. Browns
curiosity got the best of him and he
asked for an explanation.
This day is too unlucky." said the
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1916-10-14
How catarrh IL contr.cted

Mothers are sometimes so thought
less as to neglect the colds which
their children contract The Inflanma,
ton Of the mucus membrane. at first
acute. becomes chronic catarrh, dis
ease that is seldom cured and that
may prove life's burden. Many per.
sons who have this loathsome disease
will remember having had frequent
colds at the time it was contracted. A
little forethought, a bottle OF Chamber.
lain's Cough Remedy judiciously used.
and all this trouble might have beer
avoided. Obtainable everywhere
Adv. SO
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1916-10-14
A. A. HOFFMAN ILL

C. e. Hoffman, manager Of the Ar
cade theatre, has received word of the
serious illness OF his father, A. A. Hoff-
man at Lockport, N. Y. The elder MIR.
Hoffman resided here for about year
during which time he made many
friends.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1916-10-14

friend. Pm going to keep my feet
on something more solid than an ele-
vator floor"
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1916-10-14

Forty-nine factories IN the United
States make needles and pins, and all
report an increase in business.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1916-10-14
The Time to Save
Your Hair is Now

NEWBRO'S HERPICIDE is the
one remedy on your druggists
shelves which may always be do
pended upon:
Instead of complaining to your
friends and mourning over your
loss of hair, call upon your local
druggist and purchase bottle of
NEWBRO'S HERPICIDE.
It is the first and original germ
remedy for dandruff, stops itching
and checks falling hair.
You can save the hair you have
much easier than you can grow new.
The time to save your hair is now.
The remedy for doing 1t Is NEW
BROS HERPICIDE.
App0cntjoas nssy be obtaIsed atthe
best borber shops and haie dressiag
psrioss.
II Is guesuaeeed BY The hepicjds C.
Sold e~ev~here.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1916-10-14

WANTED-To buy gents high grade
| clothing No. S. 9Th ST. J. NJ.
Lacey. 19-tf
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1916-10-14

WANTED-Jones & Lamson, hand
screw machine, milling machine and
drill press hands. Day work, good
wages, permanent employment to
right parties. Apply National Auto
matte Tool Co. z6-tf
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1916-10-14

MEN-Our illustrated catalogue ex-
plains how we teach the barber trade
quickly, mailed Free Moler Barber
College, Indianapolis, Ind. Ex-1O-23
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1916-10-14

WANTED-Carpets to clean. Call
4119. D. W. Walters. Elk. Nov. I
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1916-10-14

WANTED-We frame pictures, grind
knives, file saws. We repair every
thing. Called for and delivered.
Brown & Darnell Phone 1896. 2-tf
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1916-10-14

WANTED-Furniture, bicycles, baby
cabs, and other things to repair.
Also knives, and shears to sharpen.
Work called for and delivered. Phone
3086. Wesley Brown & Sons. 30-tf
WANTED-Boy to work all day. APP
ply Grand Leader. Att
FURNITURE packed and stored. Call
AZ 8. 5th street. 12-7t
WANTEDITeams Cali 3062. John
Duke. 22-tf
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1916-10-14

WANTED-Furniture. We will buy
all the good, used furniture ard
stoves you have at reasonable price
Call us up. Brammer & Townsend.
$40 Main. Phone 1869 1917
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1916-10-14

WANTED-Car repair men. Apply
Pennsylvania Lines Car Shop, City.
1877
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1916-10-14

NEUTRALITY-SUSPICIOUS. machine men
to run planer. Call evenings at 2l5
n 18th. 1c2-3t
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1916-10-14

WANTED-Girl for homework. 800
North 9th. 12-7t
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1916-10-14

AUTO and Carriage painting. GIT e.
18th. Ed Burns. 25-tf
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1916-10-14

WANTED-Drill press and bench men
at Quaker City Garage, East Main
street 12-3t
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1916-10-14

Tutoring in common school and
high school studies. Mrs. C.. S.
Keever. Phone 2032. loft
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1916-10-14
ADDITIONAL CLASSIFIED

EXPERIENCED NURSING. confine
ment cases preferred. Phone S133A
I62St
White Pine news weekly mining review. [volume] (East Ely, Nev.) 1910-1920, 1916-01-30
NOTICE FOR PUBLICATION

Department of the Interior, U. s.
Land Office at Elko, Nevada,
December A, 1915.
Notice is hereby given that Paul
Martin of Taft. White Pine County,
Nevada, who on October 10, 1909,
made Homestead Application Carson
City, 03S5, now Elko, No. O249, for
SWA NEA; VIZ SEA- section 10;
NWA NEA, Section 80 Township II
North, Range 81 East, Mt. Diabole
Base & Meridian, has filed notice of
intention to make final five year
proof, to establish claim to the land
above described, before F. d. Oldfeld,
County Clerk of White Pine County,
Nevada, at Ely, Nevada, on the 10th
day of January. 1916.
Claimant names as witnesses:
Harry G.. Pursley, of Taft, Nevada.
Stanley D. Reed, of Taft, Nevada,
George II. Starkweather, of Osceola.
Nevada, Lawrence Snyder, of Osceo-
la, Nevada.
JOHN Z. ROBBINS, Register.
tFirst Publication Dec. 10, 1850
(Last Publication Jan. Is, 1850
White Pine news weekly mining review. [volume] (East Ely, Nev.) 1910-1920, 1916-01-30
LEGAL NOTICES
Lists OBSERVATION-DISCLOSURES
RESTORATION TO ENTRY OF

A4A0&0
RESTORATION TO ENTRY OF
LANDS IN NATIONAL FOREST
Notice Is hereby given that the
lands described below, embracing
1862 acres. within the Nevada Ma
tional Forest. Nevada. will be subject
to settlement and entry under the
provisions of the homestead laws Of
the United States and the act Of
June IL, 1906 GA Stat. 1897. at the
United States land once at Elko.
Nevada, on March 4, 1916. any
settler who was actually and in good
faith claiming any Of said lands for
agricultural purposes prior te Janu-
airy 1. 1905. and has not abandoned
same. has a preference right to make
a homestead entry for the lands ac-
tually occupied. Said lands were list
ed upon the applications of the per-
sons mentioned below. who have .
preference right subject to the prior
right of any such settler, provided
such settler or applicant is qualified
to make homestead entry and the
preference right is exercised prior to
March 4, 1916, OF which date the
lands will be subject to settlement
and entry by n qualified person. A
tract of 62.61 acres, within what will
probably be when surveyed Sec. IS,
T. IL N, r. SO E., M. d. M, de-
scribed as follows: Beginning at Cor
ner No. 1, a cedar post marked Ill.,;
extending thence S. AZ deg. 05 min.
E., 1910 chs; thence N. Sc deg.
AZ min. E., 1922 chs; thence N.
IS deg. 20 min. E., 27.64 chs. to
Corner No. 4, identical with Corner
No. 2 of the Grace Fowler Claim No.
80; thenceN. 5.S7 chs; thence N. SS
deg. 80 min. w, so. 03 chs, to the
place Of beginning, application of
Harry I Clark, Garrison. Utah; List
4-1S51. A tract of S4.11 acres, with
in what will probably be when sur
veyed Secs. 4 and s., T. IL N, R.
10 E., described as follows: Begin
ming at Corner No. 1, a cedar post.
marked H.W.1 identical with Corner
No. 1 of the Elmer Fowler Claim
No. 80; extending thence S. 1926
chs; thence s. SO deg. 06 min. e.,
1852 chs; thence N. n deg. E.,
$50 chs; thence N. 4.58 chs;
thence N. 70 deg. SO min. w. 28.13
chs; thence S. SO deg. SO min. W..
1925 chs. to the place of begin
ming, application of C. v. Meecham.
Garrison, Utah; List 4-1852. The
WIZ SWA, the VIZ EhSWA Sec.
SO, T. Is N, R. 81 E., except that
portion heretofore restored under
list 4-11s2, the net area hereby list
! ed being 40 acres. including 1.55
acres formerly excepted for roadway
purposes, application of Mrs. Bessie
Rosevear, Hamilton, Nevada; List
4-1S63.
December II, 1915.
C. NJ. BRUCE,
Assistant Commissioner of the Cen
eral Land Office.
White Pine news weekly mining review. [volume] (East Ely, Nev.) 1910-1920, 1916-01-30
Permanently

Oh, the sun will keep a-shinin'
In the good old-fashioned way
In spite OF the repinin'
That you're hearin' day by day
An che rain will keep a-fallin'
Sos to coax the poisoning,
An the birds will come a-callin,'
Same as usual, next spring.
Human kind is dom wonders
An we often fear a smash.
We are borrowin' the thunders
An the l~igntnin's awful flash.
We're afraid well leave behind us
Only darkness an dismay;
But the old world doesn't mind us.
1t keeps rollin' on its way.
Washington Star.
White Pine news weekly mining review. [volume] (East Ely, Nev.) 1910-1920, 1916-01-30

% 49,
Say! Y know our baby?
Well, he's sick t'day.
An yesterday the doctor
Jes' couldn't stay away.
He came three times a-runnin'.
An runnin' good an quick,
Fer Pa won't stand fer foolin'
When the baby's sick!
Ma, she's 1es' a-jumpin',
Fixin' up the bed,
An teIlin' all the neighbors
What the doctor said;
Pa cant read his paper,
Nor go T. work nor joke.
Jes' waitin' on the baby,
An tryin' not Z choke.
Sis, she does the cookin',
An bein' awful nice,
An she's been a~-cryin'.
Fer l seen her twice.
Looks like l been cryin'?"
Say! Y're not s. slick!
Yu amt got no baby.
An our baby's sick!
The Christian Herald.
White Pine news weekly mining review. [volume] (East Ely, Nev.) 1910-1920, 1916-01-30

Fixing a Limit
Inspector: You don't seem to
have any fire escapes in this build
ing.
Inspector: What are you going to
do about It?
Owner of factory: What amount
would you suggest?
White Pine news weekly mining review. [volume] (East Ely, Nev.) 1910-1920, 1916-01-30
To BE Considered

my dears, your father thinks you
should all &c to hear his lecture to-
night, Just for the sake of appear
ance."
but, mama, won't 1t have just the
opposite effect; won't people think he
Is cruel7"
White Pine news weekly mining review. [volume] (East Ely, Nev.) 1910-1920, 1916-01-30

What has become Of the candi-
date who used to have his photo
taken beside a load OF hay?"
HE may be a little out of date.
However, no candidate has as yet
mustered up the nerve to have his
photo taken beside a stock ticker"
Louisville Courier-Journal.
White Pine news weekly mining review. [volume] (East Ely, Nev.) 1910-1920, 1916-01-30

King Constantine has broken the
silenee.-Courier-Journal.
Constantine will be recalled as
the Greeian ~potentate whose German
wife eorrects his views with a hat
pin
Probably he broke the silence to
avoid a p%uncture.
White Pine news weekly mining review. [volume] (East Ely, Nev.) 1910-1920, 1916-01-30
No Chance To Quarre

You and Grump seem to get
along pretty well?"
Yes. You see. he never borrows
anything but trouble. and that's all
I ever have to lend"
Boston Transcript.
White Pine news weekly mining review. [volume] (East Ely, Nev.) 1910-1920, 1916-01-30

Strategy
Miss sPretty Girl went to a picture
show,
But the house was crammed unto
the last row,
So trim ankles revealing.
She climbed to the ceiling,
On the "stares" the fresh chappiee
furnished, you know.
Marjorie w. Spencer.
White Pine news weekly mining review. [volume] (East Ely, Nev.) 1910-1920, 1916-01-30
A Happy Memory

She: DO you remember that you
once proposed to me and that I re-
fused you?
He: Yes, that Is one OF life's most
beautiful memories.
Buffalo Courier.
White Pine news weekly mining review. [volume] (East Ely, Nev.) 1910-1920, 1916-01-30
Very Little Difference

First Childhood: When older
friends of the family co~ndeseending-
ly ask you how old you are.
Second Childhood: When younger
friends of the family con~descending-
ly ask you how old you are.
White Pine news weekly mining review. [volume] (East Ely, Nev.) 1910-1920, 1916-01-30

Pacifist: didn't think your
principles would allow you to accept
a war order.
manufacturing bombs to blow up the
factories that are turning out stuff
for the allies.
White Pine news weekly mining review. [volume] (East Ely, Nev.) 1910-1920, 1916-01-30
She Ought to

do You know the nature of an
oath, madam"
well, | ought to. sir. We're just
moved and my husband has been
laying the carpets"
Topeka Journal.
White Pine news weekly mining review. [volume] (East Ely, Nev.) 1910-1920, 1916-01-30
Wasn't Interested in Chautauquas


This story was told by Admiral
Dewey of the United States Navy.
One afternoon the business agent
for a Chautauqua went to a prosper
Gus town to see some of the natives
with regard to booking a perform
ance and finally landed In the office
OF Jones.
Eyes. | am Mr.. Jones'" said the
occupant. What can ! do for your"
Il called to see you about a Cha
tauqua,' returned the visitor.
Nothing doing" CURLY interrupt
ed Jones. MY wife and | have al
ready decided on a car Of another
make"
Kansas cify Star
White Pine news weekly mining review. [volume] (East Ely, Nev.) 1910-1920, 1916-01-30

First lady: Strike me, them de-
fy yer-strike me,
Second lady: Ugh. l wouldn't
fiatter yer by altering the shape of
yer face.
London Opinion.
White Pine news weekly mining review. [volume] (East Ely, Nev.) 1910-1920, 1916-01-30

Damsel: How do you like my
masquerade costume? I'm a page.
The brute: Page? Gee, you're a
whole volume,
Penn State Froth.
White Pine news weekly mining review. [volume] (East Ely, Nev.) 1910-1920, 1916-01-30
Like Enough

1t is probable. though not certain,
that the German Foreign Office. in
concert with the Hyphens, eontrived
the big Culebra slide
White Pine news weekly mining review. [volume] (East Ely, Nev.) 1910-1920, 1916-01-30
Usually

Willis: How did Christmas go off
at your place?
ellis: As usual. Christmas eve
we wrapped all the presents We gave
and Christmas day we raped all the
presents we received.
White Pine news weekly mining review. [volume] (East Ely, Nev.) 1910-1920, 1916-01-30
Not North Much

He: No, the governor does not
pay me more than | am worth.
She: How in the world do you
manage to live on it?-Philadelphia
Evening Ledger.
White Pine news weekly mining review. [volume] (East Ely, Nev.) 1910-1920, 1916-01-30
Suspicious

Friend: So this is one OF your
jokes, is it? Ha, hal ha,
Humorist testify: Well, what
are you laughing at. anyhow? Isn't
1t a good one?
Passing Show.
White Pine news weekly mining review. [volume] (East Ely, Nev.) 1910-1920, 1916-01-30
What She Said

He: Did you tell Bones | had a
head like a tack?
She: No, | said you we're a man
OF great penetration.
-Lampoon.
White Pine news weekly mining review. [volume] (East Ely, Nev.) 1910-1920, 1916-01-30
Amt Ii OrfuI?

Two movie-mad glrlies of Lang
Were discussing which pictures to
hang.
May said, THE most fttin'
Is of course Rogers Lytton
For his work he deserves to be
hanged"
Olga Stocker.
White Pine news weekly mining review. [volume] (East Ely, Nev.) 1910-1920, 1916-01-30

A Natural Inference
Il reckon the Hon. Dodd Dingitt
must have died in the night" stated
J.. Fuller Gloom. 81 heard somebody
praising him highly this morning."
White Pine news weekly mining review. [volume] (East Ely, Nev.) 1910-1920, 1916-01-30

Oh, ! wish | were Miss Billie Burke,
And could all disadvantages shirk-
Just a part she must play,
For a thousand a day
Gee, what COULD the girl make, IL
she'd WORK,
Isabelle Alexander.
White Pine news weekly mining review. [volume] (East Ely, Nev.) 1910-1920, 1916-01-30

The Alienists' Trial
did that alienist prove that you
were crazy?"
NO. replied the defendant; but
he admitted that he was nearly SO
before the lawyer got through with
him."
Dallas News.
White Pine news weekly mining review. [volume] (East Ely, Nev.) 1910-1920, 1916-01-30
Just like q Man

Hub: Well, 1t takes two to make
q quarrel, 30 I'll shut up.
Wife: That's just like q con-
temptible man. You'll sit there and
think mean things.
Philadelphia Courier.
White Pine news weekly mining review. [volume] (East Ely, Nev.) 1910-1920, 1916-01-30

Mary Of the Navy
Said a sailor from London named
True,
As he cast anchor one day in the
blue,
oh! Mary, my dear,
You would surely appear,
II you knew how l 'ankered for
you"
Donald B. Maxwell.
Does Warmth Expand?
They went In to q movie show
In time to see the start;
And prim, precise and proper quite.
They sat thus far apart.
But OH the hero wooed the girl.
Twice oh! he stole q kiss;
And when the lights came on again
NEUTRALITY-SUSPICIOUS..
Charles s. Winslow.
White Pine news weekly mining review. [volume] (East Ely, Nev.) 1910-1920, 1916-01-30

Authors Explanations Are Accepted
To a Movie show went A~nnabelle,
Expecting to see something swell.
h saw war films galore.
And then a few more,
Till she vowed twas a foretaste Of
we'll
(The place which Robert Ingersoll
said does not EXIST
James J.. Finnerty, Jr.