davidaulloa/AmericanStories huggingface dataset:
La prensa. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1913-1962, 1916-11-28
RECORTE

rs,cd y yr,lrfr rSla dI-"rrian. para que ;.
Ia lnur-'rn a SIS am.GpS que sUtFsn De
ca!'n~. UrayTUGu0S. zIGo;eS Y SranoS De /"
plot. ron Or. ~ ilInHTes ppSiale> que NJ
rem,rs. Ice .laulu 4 yaFIil q" rTTr"O. fran
co u. parir. ma rl.lfs 70 V0uaLa Coma
iez. Ia usjor Hel wggI5 para eStls ca
Terinr:itdrS. Dcvuelyu u dsurrO a "a per
soma TrIr - cure y Nc sane
ESrIRTDiON GONZALEZ
p. o. BoS 90 LAREDO, TEXAS
La prensa. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1913-1962, 1916-11-28
I'm expressive saludo al Presiderte

Cuando, los soidados americanoS
Sc cncontraban reunidOs en- cl Cam
10 de Resaca de la Palma, el gene,
"a! Parker lie cnvi6, Il nombre dc to
dos clos. un expressive mcnsajc dc
felicitaci6n al Presidcnte Wilson, So
.Jdandolo como ell 'Comandante e."
fc de todos los ejercitos de la Re
puhlica.
La prensa. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1913-1962, 1916-11-28
Generates en- Sabinas

Aunque sin comprehension ninCuHa
In circulado ell rumor de que Sc en-
cUentran en- SabiraS, sin que sc scpa
con que motive. los generates ca
rrancistas Benjamin Cara ' Fortu-
ma Zuazua.
Ell CORRESPONSAL.
La prensa. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1913-1962, 1916-11-28
La GAIA y los cazadores

&penas alberta Ia ~temporada' ape
mas hubo c~iudadano en- Eagle Pass,
que. poseedor de IN rifle no Sc echara
al monte dispuesto a Superar en- proc
a c~inegeticas al mismisimo Mem.
rod.
Pocos amos, segin sc asegura, ha
sido tan abundante como en- este. Y
todos los diaS en- las GALES de Ia po-
blaci6n. Sc ven automobiles que re-
gresan del campo con dos o tres gran
dcs venados. que abundan Ell las ran
chcrias cercanaS.
La GAIA menor Ia sido tambiin
a5undant;siroa. Y en- ella han encon-
trado lucrative negocio muchos cam
pesinos.
La prensa. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1913-1962, 1916-11-28
Otra vez 10 &c Cuatro Cienegas

Los viajeros llegados hoy de Mon
clova rclatan que err los primeros
dias de Ia semana hIbo en- aquclla ciu
dad una gran alarna, debido a que
circul6 como cierta. Ia noticia de Que
los villistas que Sc habian apoderado
dc Cuatro Cienegas a~vanzaban sobre
Monclova.
Hubo gran movimiento de tronas Y
cast todas las que guarnccian Ia pla,
"a ~salicron para Cuatro Cienegas.
Cuando ~neccsite listed likros en- es'
psnol. dirijasc a ~lgnacio E. Lozano,
-5O7 colorosa St.-S. Antonio, TeS
La prensa. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1913-1962, 1916-11-28
Quisren que Sc estab|ezca
I'm cuagtel divisionario
en- Fl Pssa, Tex.
GREEN LOS C0MERC!iNTES DE
ESA CIUDiD OLE rs Ell ME-
JnR PUNTO ESTRATEGIC1
DE Ia FRONTERA.
Ccrrr>pondrnria E>nccfa! para ~ fRENsA

- 1y,x-ck
rr n,C0 To,as T,,ioubro %
- o or+; +-,boi,,Jo
C:.- 7,I:... 40 l., C;r,.. !,
C.~s" .. do o,,o 81 nres,o -;
,.' r.. pr;- r,..foru,io
-, C,.r.o, cororar 1i~,isionorio dol
r.;+o - no,o;or,5o couisi6r
.uuz,l, l,r uo,o,o1 Roll .,Grv,
vlsltando aver los teTrehoS aoE'c""
,,oro;,,tos ouc ouodarian nuv hior
ios Observation-Disclosures m~ili+arcs rocc.
s,rios nara - nucva ~categoria del
-ro.to nro 20 .r,+a DO cr,ar.
/. !, ;Jo,
49,, -L.Jo .,n u,,ao
~ c. u !,
e.. 1... !;
I. -.
.--
"'''S f"'
P,'" "'e r,
[s' E1''''"' "'
"so % 0' Sr.
E'''' 'oO' ~, .
) C0" r.. -,
Il" n",
sci'ei"' De' f
el assume eS''
o"rientaciohcS " ii IePeI'"" ei'Pies"'
= ,rosu,ue.t, e.coI,r
p nresIpuesto de las esc1elas mu-
La prensa. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1913-1962, 1916-11-28
ETrabajac:oTcs o so,,dados?

Hace al@unaS semanas que. a Ia lie
gada del ]fcrrocarril, sc We ~atravesar
In ~pohlaci6n por la cake principal
rumho al pucntc que comunica a cs-
Ia ciudad con Ia vccina dc Piedras
Ncgras. una cxtrana tropa dc hom-
brcS del baJo pueblo mcXicano. maleta
al hombro. que dicen vcnir de las
p.antacioncS dc arroz o de algod6n.
a dondc fueron cnganchados Y en-
las que va Sc acab6 el trabajo. Hay
grupos que marchan militarmentc Y
Il las 6rdeneS de IN jefe, que dicen
abcr salido dc aqui Y que no como
cen Ia pohlaci6n. Y prcguntan por
d6rdc Sc pasa a Piedras N2gras
I'm curioso los intcrrog6, Y micntraS
uno dijo que todos venian de Hous-
ton. otro de cllos mismoS, dijo cue
Q'aSa a n "a. Plana, col. Ia
La prensa. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1913-1962, 1916-11-28

Cuando ~necesite listed libros en- es
pahol, dirijase a IJnaeio E. Lozano.
SOY Dolorosa SIS. Antonio, Tex.
La prensa. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1913-1962, 1916-11-28
EmpiezaD a hacer ecOno-
MAS en- gran escaIa
los carrancIstas
ESTAN DESTITUYENDO 4 TODOS
LOS QUE HARLAN SID0 PRE-
MiADOS Con IN EMPLEO
POR 81 AFFECTION 4 La
CAUSA.
Correspondence especial para La rRENs, !

Correspondence Especial para Ia PRENSN
EAGLE PASS. Noviembre 90
f gobierno de facto, traS de desh&cer
Sc de la carga del papel moneda que
hizo millonarios a muchos de los su-
Hos V cause Ia ruina de la gran mayo
ria n~acional, ha cmpeZado a Eevar a
la practical Y de Ii II mas decisi-
va segtn Sc nos dice, TN v~erdadcro
plan de economics que 10 han de sal
var de su eSpantable dcsastre finacie.
TO.
y como el buen juez pOr su Ca
81 cmpicza. son los carrancistaa mas
Antiques, los dc cuando cl ~carrancis-
mo significaba pe.igro V no holgura,
los primeros en- sentir los saludabieS
efcctos del plan de economics del 60
bierno de facto.
Dccimos este Il ~prop6Sito del cesc
dado hacc rocos dias a muchos de los
smplcados de Ia adIana dc Piedras
Ncgras V para aminorar los gGstos va
que las cntradas no son mucllas des-
dc uuc cada iefc e%jcrce ell sagrado
dcrcchO del contrabandO.
Ign6rasc 81 numcro de los cmplca-
dos ~cesantcs. pcro Sc dice que nc cS
pcGucIo. con IA circumstance de Que
en- 81 Sc cucntan los mas reconocidoS
carrancistas. que asi ven premiada, 4
ultima nora. 81 affection a Ia aus
La prensa. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1913-1962, 1916-11-28

UaSa a n "a. Plana. col. Ia
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1916-05-05
SAGE TEA KEEPS
YOUR HAIR DARK
When Mixed With Sulphur It
Brings Back It's Lustre
and Abundance.

! Gray hair, however handsome, de-
aoses advancing age. We ali know the
Advantages of a youthful appearance.
your hair Is your charm. 1t makes or
mars the face. When it fades, turns
gray and looks dry, wispy and scrag-
siy. Just a few applications of Sage
lea and Sulphur enhances its appear
ance a hundred-fold.
Don't stay gray! Look young! Eth.
ar prepare the tonic at home or get
from any drug store 50-cent bottle of
Wyeth's Sage and Sulphur Com
pound Thousands of folks recon,
mend this ready-to-use preparation, be.
cause 1t darkens the hair beautifully
ana removes dandruff. stops scalp itch.
ing and falling hair; besides, no one
can possibly tell, as 1t darkens So
naturally and evenly. You moisten a
sponge or soft brush with it, drawing
This through the hair, taking ona
small strand at time. By morning
me gray hair disappears; after anoth.
o. application or two. its natural colo,
y restored and 1t becomes thick
glossy and iustrous, and you ANNA,
years younger.
RAZQs1 Howe nharmacy.-lAdyl
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1916-05-05

rem. the founder of the Nichiren
Buddhistic sect, will be hewn in a
great rock on the islet of Ushigaku-
bishima in the beautiful inland sea.
The plan was originated by Jiyei Ia
kami well known Buddhist, who has
long wished to create great monu-
ment to Nichiren. who founded his
famous sect over six centuries ago 1t
has the active support of many prom
inent Japanese, including Admiral
Togo, the hero of the battle in the Sea
of Japan.
The Rock stands 264 feet high and
is OF the purest granite throughout
When completed the statue will be
go feet high. The hands alone will
measure &c feet 1t will tower over
the Inland Sea and probably may be
easily viewed by American travellers
bound for the Orient on their way to
Kobe and Shanghai.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1916-05-05
HAS
BIG Gain IN YEAR
Annual Report of Rock Island Young
Mems Home Shows That Institu-
ton Is Being Appreciated.
ADD OVER 1000 NEW MEMBERS
Two Hundred and Thirteen Thousand
Visitors in Building-Delegates to
Attend International Meet.

April so was the close of the fiscal
year of the Young Mems Christian as
ISOLATION Of Rock Island. In making
up the reports for the year a great
many items of special interest were
disclosed. The number Of visitors to
the building during the year totaIed
2l3,250, practically seven times the
population of the city. The member
ship in the boys department increased
from 32l to 581, while the total mem
hershinp increased from SAT to 3,026.
If you were to add to these figures
the attendance at gymnasium classes
of 1850, practically 10000 more than
the year before, together with the to-
tai number of members using the baths
and pool, 42,537, it will at once be ap-
parent that the splendid building of
the Young Mems Christian association
is being properly appreciated by the
young men and boys of the community.
The reports have not been fully
completed, but when they are, they
will be given to the public
Members of the local association are
showing considerable interest in the
annual election of directors, which oc-
ours Monday night. In addition to the
election an interesting program is be
ing arranged.
Name Delegates.
The international convention of the
Young Mems Christian association
meets in Cleveland. Ohio, next week.
Four delegates from Rock Island have
registered and there is possibility
that others may at the last minute find
it possible to go. Those who have al
ready signified their intention of go
ing are A. NJ. Bruner, c. u. McLane, r.
&c. Smedley and l.. H. Martin.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1916-05-05
at meeting held in Memorial hall

at a meeting held in Memorial hall
last night.
Delegates elected to the department
encampment to be held at Woodlawn
June Is, Is and II, are o. E. Carlstrom,
H. L. Becker, c. A. Doll. George P.
Garrison and A. W. Diedrich. Alter
mates are George Nutter, John O'Brien.
DR.. John Souders, Gus Roegtke and
Carl Schmacht.
G. P. Garrison was elected delegate
to the national encampment at Chicago
Sept. 4, 5, 6 and 7. H. l.. Becker was
selected alternate. A new recruit
Joined the camp at last evenings meet
ing. He is Henry A. Woods.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1916-05-05

Main street to Vermilion street, north
on Vermilion street to Elks' club.
Following list of prizes is an
nounced
Largest delegation in line, outside OF
Danville, $50.
Best band in parade, $50.
Each and every delegation appear
ing in parade with band of 20 pieces
or more, $50.
The most unique delegation with 10
or more persons, s25.
Best appearing delegation outside of
Danville, $25.
Best uniformed drill team, $25
Second best uniformed drill team,
SIS.
To See Dixie Highway.
Another business session will be
held Thursday at 10 o'clock. The wo-
men will go auto riding at II O'Clock
and at o'clock in the afternoon there
will be an auto parade. In this ride
the soldiers home and the Dixie high
way will be the features of interest.
The day will close the convention with
Q grand ball at o'clock.
Program in Detail
Program in detail follows:
TUESDAY.
2 p. m.-Band concert, Elks' home.
9p. ma wonderful night. For Elks
only.
WEDNESDAY.
10 a. m-Meeting of Elks' associa-
ton.
II a. m.-Auto ride for visiting lad
les.
p. manual parade with day
light fireworks.
s p. m.-High class vaudeville per-
Torrance.
S p. m.-Venetian night and cab
eret, at Colonel Fecker's Midway gar
den.
THURSDAY.
10 a. m.-Meeting of Illinois Elks
association, Elks home.
IL a. m.-Theatre party for visiting
ladies, Fischer theatre.
Up. m.-Auto parade and ride around
city, including visit to national sol
diers' home.
s p. m.-Beautiful display of fire.
works
9 p. m.-Elks grand ball, at Elks
home
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1916-05-05
name DELEGATES
TOENCAMPMENT
Siboney Bay Camp, Spanish War Vet
Grams, Picks Representatives to
State and National Meetings.

Delegates and alternates to the
state department and national encamp-
ments were elected by Siboney Bay
camp, United Spanish War Veterans,
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1916-05-05
ELkS' CONVENTION
SOON IN DANV|LLE.
Uncle J0e's Burg Will Furnish Plenty
of Entertainment at State
Gathering of Bills.
LOCAL DELEGATES TO ATTEND
Sessions are to Be Held May 90, "a and
25-Parade Will Be Big Feature
of Meeting.

Rock Island lodge, No. $50, B. P. o.
Elks, will be represented by a large
and enthusiastic delegation at the 18th
annual convention of the Illinois Elks'
association, which will be held at DAN
vile, May %, "a and 25.
For months the Bills have been
planning on this gathering. In addi-
ton TO the following live wires" who
have been selected to officially repre-
sent the lodge, many other members
are expecting to make the trip.
Delegates-J. F. Murphy, c. y. Isaac
son, Frank Brough, Sam Ryerson, l..
NJ. Titterington, G. W. Ackley, Thomas
Mirfeld.
Alternates-George Stroehle, Irving
Hansen, Z. l.. Hainline, Fred Bennett,
G. R. Carpenter, Tom Carron, n. B..
Gosline.
Uncle Joe" Cannon's town has ar
ranged an unusually attractive pro-
gram. Members Of the Danville lodge.
il is said, have been keeping awake
nights for the last year, thinking I'D
new stunts to pull on the Bills at the
gathering.
On the opening night there will be
an athletic program that promises to
be a hummer The first business SEES
sion of the convention will be held
Wednesday al 10 o'clock in the morn
ing. Mayor Lewman will make an ad-
dress of welcome At II the women
will be given an auto ride.
Parade Big Feature.
The annual parade will start at 2
the line of march being as follows:
Start on West Main street, forming on
Logan avenue, east on Main street to
Washington avenue. north on Wash
ington avenue to North street, west Oh
North street to Hazel street, south on
Hazel street 10 Main street, west on
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1916-05-05
Public Notice.

| desire TO notify the public that |
will not be responsible for any debts
contracted by my wife, Ida Davidson,
after this date.
EMERY EARL DAVIDSON.
May 5. 1914
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1916-05-05
dermuslins a feature of the Great May


p plain, tucked SOC
Skirts with wide embroid-
cry fiounces and lace in
sertion. Some are the
Twin" skirts which take
the place Of two skirts,
being on a fitted OQo
yoke ............ wv
Corset covers OF soft, sheer
materials, trimmed in lace
and insertion; have short
and caps ......... wv
Corset covers Of lawn and
silk in flesh and white with
back and front trimming
of lace medal 7HO
lions NV
Princess slips in silk.
crepe, nainsook and
French lawn, beautifully
trimmed In Baby Irish and
other pretty laces; values
f up to 81, $3.50 for S4.95
Bodices of satin, crepe de
chine and gold-andsilver
cloth; also plain hem
stitched and trimmed cam
isoles. These are beauti-
full garments and are much
worn under fancy blouses;
$1.25 to S1.50
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1916-05-05

Hew Image Of Buddhist Founder.
IoAlo.-A colossal image OF Nichi-
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1916-05-05

Siboney Bay camp will have the ar
rangements for the Memorial day serv-
ices in Rock Island largely in hand
At the next meeting of the camp final
plans will be made for the observance
of Decoration day. A committee COM
posed of John Carse, H. L. Becker and
Colonel W. L. Franks is working with
d committee of John Buford post
G. A. r.
A pair of women's onyx 25c hosiery
free with purchase of three. N. & H.
All the news all the time-Tne
Argus.
, 1916-09-28
PUTS BAN ON SHORT SKIRTS
Quaker College Authorities Give NO
tiee That They viii Have None
of Them.

Scholastic powers are placing the
ban on immodest apparel of girl stu
dents. Modernist tendencies in dress
got a check at Swarthmore college, a
c~o-educational institution in the good
old Quaker town of Swarthmore, Pa.
The dean of the women's college
recently sent out a letter, which
speaks in plain terms, to every pa
rent and guardian who is planning
to send a student to Swarthmore in
the fall. The letter mentions the
fact that it is mailed before plans
Tor the autumn wardrobe al have
been completed. 1t distinctly saws
that all clothes that do not meet the
approval of the authorities will be
remodeled and that those which can
not he made right will be returned
home. Skirts must be of reasonable
length, chiffon waists are tabooed in
the classroom and gowns of immod-
est cut must not be worn at n
time.
Reports were circulated last term
that the girl students were not liv-
ing up to the traditions of the old
Quaker college and its customs in re-
gard to dress, that former students
and friends visiting the college we're
astonished at the short skirts, over
elaborate and far too decoIette
gowns and timsy bIouses seen about
the dIgniied old halls of the co-edu-
cational college And they are not
going to have such goings-on at
Swarthmore.
, 1916-09-28
NEW WAY OF CURING MEAT
Brazilian Company Has Been Formed
to Exploit a Nonrefrigerating
Process.

A company has been formed in
Rio de Janeiro, Brazil, according to
Consul General Alfred L. NJ. Colts
chalk, to exploit a process for pre-.
serving meats without the use of re-
frigeration. The Brazilian people
consume relatively large quantities
of beef, he says, and have shown
great interest in the process to be
used by the new company. Most of
the meat consumption of Brazil is in
the form of "xarque," jerked beef,
or "biltong," and the new process is
said to produce results almost equal
to those of the ordinary refrigerat-
lag methods, which are much more
costly.
The treatment consists of boning
the meat and putting 1t through IA
certain slight sailing; then miners
ing it in special tanks containing a
picking preparation formed Of meat
juices and melted salt, where it is
left ten days. 1t is claimed that the
meat so treated is preserved indefi-
nitely, whether exposed later to air,
heat, moisture or extreme cold. 1t
has a somewhat dark appearance,
similar to that of dried meat, but
IL dipped in water it esumes its
original color. The process, which
has been patented, has already been
tried out in small factories. Those
interested in the new company lay
stress upon its usefulness in view Of
the difficulties and cost which attend
the installation of refrigerating
plants.
, 1916-09-28

1t seemed an age that the poor
man was on the fiat of his back.
His friends stood about him with
long faces, heaving sigh after sigh.
1t las truly a serious case.
But suddenly there came a shout
|Of triumph from the PROSTATE form.
"EurekaI" he shouted, trium-
|phantly. "At last l have that pesky
carburetor fixed"
With a wild whoop his friends
drew him from under the car,
brushed the dust from his back.
climbed into the big red machine
and sped down the pike.
, 1916-09-28
KNEW WHAT JIMMY MEANT
Wish Might Seem Somewhat AmbIsu'
Gus to Many, but Farmer
Moran Understood II.

Jimmy Delaney, living in q vii.
lage in Ireland, was a ''half natu.
ral," or half-witted.
Such people are regarded in Ire.
land as Goods afflicted" and treat.
ed with great kindness and sympa.
thy.
1t was so in this case. Jimmy was
known to have a big appetite and a
general love for the good things OF
the table, so he was a guest at all
christenings, weddings and wakes,
where he enjoyed" himself, even at
the funerals.
Farmer Moran lost his wife, and
gave her a 'grand" funeral, with a
fine spread for the mourners after
the interment.
Jimmy was there, of course, and
tucked in to his hearts content.
When the guests had departed jim
my was left alone with the bereaved
farmer, and was reluctantly going
also, when Farmer Moran said.
"Well, Jimmy, my boy, how have
you enjoyed yourself?"
ooh, never better, sir; never bet
ter! Ah," said he, waxing enthu.
%siastic, "it's you that knows how to
put on a dacent funeral. The bless,
ing O. the saints on We, Mister Mo
ran, an'-an' may We never be with
out a corpse in yer house %
, 1916-09-28
DOING THEIR DUTY
Scores of Saratoga Reader Are Learn.

Scores Of Saratoga Readers Are Learn
Ing the Duty Of the Kidneys.
To filter the blood is the kidneys
duty.
When they fail to do this the kid
neys are weak.
Backache and other kidney ills may
follow
Help the kidneys do their work.
Use Doan's Kidney Pills-the tested
kidney remedy.
Proof of their worth in the follow.
ing:
Miss Mae Cranor. Pine and Colo
RADIO streets. Rawlins, Wyo. says
I'VE have used Doan's Kidney Pills
for years and think highly of them.
They were taken for backache and
brought relief where other medicines
had failed One of our family
wouldn't be without Doan's Kidney
Pills on hand
Price soc. at all dealers Don't
simply ask for a kidney remedy-get
Doan's Kidney Pills-the same that
Miss Cranor recommends Foster.
Milburn Co Props. Buffalo N. Y.
, 1916-09-28
MUSIC IS CRITICIZED
what Is Known as "Futurist" De.
eiared to Be Merely a %conelom-
Grafton of Discords.

We must always have something
new, and so we must have new mu-
sic, and the chief distinction of it
is, it wholly discredits all that has
been thought good in the music OF
other days. 1t is merely a conglom-
Grafton of discords, and commends
itself to art noodles for its utter nov
city. 1t sounded, says a critic, "as
if wrong notes were being played
most of the time" The Cinnamon
we're futurists who ~applauded when
the orchestra were tuning up their
tddles and t%oothorns. The Spring
field Republican says, ''The present.
day futurists lay particular stress on
the ingenious ugliness of the music"
In fact, the new music makes of ug-
illness its highest merit.
1t is really the jumping-off place
of art. The age of taste, of har-
mony, of beauty has passed, and in
its place we have discord and confu-
sion. Says a critic: ''The ears we
have trained in so many of the old
concert halls at such a cost of dol
lars are useless for the new" We
will have to have new ears, perhaps
larger ones, to enjoy futurist music.
Possibly to some of US unfortunate
ones we will not know it when it
comes. But there will be no danger.
Futurist music will not get out of
New York, where there are all kinds
Of people.-Ohio State journal.
, 1916-09-28
Y M.

"Mrs. Fluffer saws her social du-
flies leave her scarcely any time for
Fest."
YES" replied Miss Cayenne.
F"She is one of the unfortunate
people who regard being frivolous as
one of the most serious things of
Ilife.n
, 1916-09-28
TIME TO MOVE AWAY.

Five years ago land out u way
was being sold at four dollars an
hcre."
What's it being sold for now"
Taxes"
, 1916-09-28
NO DIFFERENT.

"What sort of a woman is Per-
kins' wife?"
''The ordinary kind. 1 guess Per-
kins has as much trouble with her as
the rest of us do with our wives."-
Detroit Free Press.
, 1916-09-28
STILL LACKING.

"Did you know that the English
language has about 100000 words ?"
"And yet when my wife gets mad
she says she can't find words enough
to express her opinion of me-"
, 1916-09-28
MAKING UP FOR 1T.

"Say, is that ferce-looking dog Of
yours blooded stock ?"
"No, but anything he meets in the
dog line 49,"
, 1916-09-28
MAY COME TO THIS.

as this a ten-cent storeP"
at is, madam"
81 heard you have wonderful bar
Where is your automobile
department ?" - Louisville Courier.
journal.
, 1916-09-28
A SUBSTITUTE.

"Some magistrate suggests tina;
they take finger prints OF Washers.
prints of the booty would bS
more effective"
, 1916-09-28
GAINED.

"Did you have anything in your
eye when you went out to look at
suburban sites? ?"
about a ton of cinders."
, 1916-09-28
I'M RIAL.

u want a loaf of bread"
White or graham?"
Doesn't matter; it's for a blind
EOman."
, 1916-09-28

j. B. Forbes, district plant man OF
the NJ. S. T. Il L. Co., a in Sara.
toga Monday, looking over the com,
pauy's plant at this place. D. E.
Winsor took him to Encampment
Tuesday.
, 1916-09-28
ITS A e.

Where shall l send this nature
story?"
Why not to a corn magazine?
, 1916-09-28
cATTY REToRT.

Miss Bute-Jack told me | looked
l0od enough to eat.
Miss Ryval-Some people are very
asllv satisfied about their food.
, 1916-09-28
IT'S A

"Billy is nothing but a kid, but he
follows that pretty Miss Pert like a
dog"
, 1916-09-28

Zensal will stop that itching and
burning. Sold by Hays drug store.
, 1916-09-28

Mazie-I'l get even with her.
Marie-How?
Mazie-I'll tell her she must have
been rather pretty as a girl.