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Bisbee daily review., 1916-04-14
GASOLINE AND ALCOHOL.

w. T. Wamax of Bisbee, was fined s20 in Justice w. l.. Totman's court yesterday for driving a car in the streets of Bisbee while under the in- 1uelce or intoxicating liquor.
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TOO LATE TO CLASSIFY

WANTED-Girl for general house work. Box Nc. l. 255
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Bisbee's Best Concert. Bisbee Con- cert Orchestra at High School Audi torium um.-Advertisement 2i4
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Dr. Edward Colman, Osteopath and Chiropractor Nervousness and rheu- matism speciality. Office in Hughes Block. opposite Y. M. c. A. 274
 Advertisement
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pr. Playfair. Osteopath, 9S Mason Hill, Mason Hill car stop.
 Advertisement
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NOTICE

The partnership between Walter E. Sparks and August F. Borrego. under the firm name of Lowell Realty Ex- change" has this 11th day of April heen dissolved by mutual consent. Walter E. Sparks W Il continue the business and will pay all outstanding accounts. and lll accounts due said firm are payable to MT Sparks. POP
 WALTER F. SPARKS
 AUGUST F. BORREGO.
 Advertisement
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JUpcE IocKWoop HERE.

Judge A. c. Lockwood, judge of the superior court at Tombstone, arrived at Bisbee last night and will hear some juvenile cases at Justice Tot mans offices today. There will be no court in Justice Totman's department today.
Bisbee daily review., 1916-04-14

Order your Easter suit now, Willard & Bateman, leading tailors. Allen Block-Adyertisem
Bisbee daily review., 1916-04-14
FREE MOVIE AT "Y".

"The Life of Our Saviour, pre- tentious seven reel moving picture, has been secured by the Y. NJ. C. A. and will be shown free at the ''Y'' Saturday and Sunday.
 The picture will first be seen in matinee at 3 o'clock Saturday after noon, at which performance all chil- dren are invited. Saturday night the exhibition will be for adults and chil- dren accompanied by their parents. The picture will be shown again Sun- day afternoon.
Bisbee daily review., 1916-04-14
c. s A.-soLDIERs SUNDAY.

The ball club from the Twenty second '. S. Infantry, stationed at Douglas will journey to Warren Sun- day for game with the c. & A. club. The game will begin at 2:30.
 Landrum is destined to heave for the Calumets, with Legge and possibly Adams on the receiving end. The army mems lineup has not been pub lished.
 The Twenty-second has been mop ping up with the ball tossers about the Shelter City, but has probably not met such caliber clubs as the c. & A.. and there is positively no advance dope upon the game.
 The soldiers are bringing up a big bunch of rooters to assist them from the side lines. Admission is 25 cents.
Bisbee daily review., 1916-04-14

There will be a meeting of the Democratic City Central Committee tonight at the City Hall, at 500 p. m. All Democratic candidates urged to be present. 251
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Bisbee's Best Concert. Bisbee Con cert Orchestra. Monday, April Eight standardization 2i-
Bisbee daily review., 1916-04-14
LEAKY GARBAGE CANS.

City Sanitary Inspector A. E. Shep- pard calls attention to the many leaky garbage cans in the city and advises those who possess such instruments of the unsanitary to get new ones or have the old cnes repaired. The city health authorities are determined that condi- tions, during the coming summer in the city of Bisbee, will be the best possible and the above warning is time ly and appropriate.
 The original Tombstone stage leaves daily at a. m. and 1:30fp p. m. from Cochise Motor Go. Phone A. Leaves punctually on time daily. 307
 (Advertisement.j Miss Pearl Cook, dressmaking. gowns. tailoring. Johnson Hotel, Main St.-Advertisement. 199
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 Advertisement Chairman
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A. R. BUCHANAN. Field Secretary, Bisbee.
The Birmingham age-herald. [volume] (Birmingham, Ala.) 1902-1950, 1916-10-22
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by the number of his mistakes.
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The Birmingham age-herald. [volume] (Birmingham, Ala.) 1902-1950, 1916-10-22
'sTHE PHRASE OF A CowARDs

From the New York World.
In his latest statement urging the cleo
ton of Mr.. Hughes, Colonel Roosevelt
says:
President Wilson's ignoble Sinking of
responsibility has been clothed in an ut
teTly misleading phrase, the phrase of a
coWard--'he has kept us out of war;"
How proud and happy the people of
Germany must be that such a coward1y
phrase cannot be applied to their Kaiser!
Nobody can charge him with having kept
his people out of war; And how proud
and happy the people of Australia
gary must be, too. that nobody can ac-
cuse their Kaiser of having kept them
out of warl
In no important country of Europe is
there ruler or a statesman against
whom such a damnable Indictment can
be framed. Over there nobody has kept
anybody cut Of war. Consequently, not
more than 100000 men have been killed
and wounded since August /. 1914, and the
property losses will hardly exceed $780,
oOo.0OO.000.
Lucky Europe! No phrase of a cow
ard" blots the fair record of it's diplo-
macy. 1t has not been kept out of war.
The Birmingham age-herald. [volume] (Birmingham, Ala.) 1902-1950, 1916-10-22
oApT. DUMAS OF FRANCE

From the Cleveland Plain Dealer.
Jean Dumas was 66 when the war
broke out and the French government
would not let him fight He besieged the
recruiting offices till he became some
what of nuisance; and when he was
convinced of the futility of further plead
ing he made hasty pilgrimage into Bel
GUM, where little nations martyrdom
was well under way. In Belgium the au-
thcrities were not so scrupulous, and Du-
mas was received as q volunteer member
OF the Belgian army. Almost imme-
diately he was captured by the Germans
And almost Immediately he made his
escape. France could not now reject
him, and he fought in the French army
at the battle of the Marine, where he
received six wounds.
He recovered in time to participate in
the Dardanelles campaign. where he took
Part in several engagements, but was not
wounded. After the Anglo French with
drawal from Turkey. Dumas went. with
His regiment to Saloniki Severely
wounded in q skirmish with the Bulga-
rians in the Vardar valley, he was sent
hcme to recover. Recover he did At the
beginning Of the verdun battle Dumas
was again facing the Germans. Once
more he was wounded, and the great
battle proceeded without the aid OF this
determined veteran. But once more he
recovered. and was in the front ranks
when the battle Of the somme began last
July. For many weeks he escaped the
German shells and bullets, but near
The Birmingham age-herald. [volume] (Birmingham, Ala.) 1902-1950, 1916-10-22
MAKING MEN ALIKE

From the st. Louis Republic.
The fact that they teach table man
ners in the rural schools of Ohio Is used
as the basis for a bit of pleasantly by
the Houston Post, which is not abovb
speaking lightly OF serious things.
Good idea, that says the Post, every
child should learn the possibility Of the
fork and the danger of passing the plate
for a second helping of chicken when
the preacher is a dinner guest"
1t is preferable, of course that a child
should have the privilege of learning
table manners at home, but table man.
ners he must learn. He must master,
even to the point Of making it second
nature. the intricate science Of welding
whatever implements Of attack ara laid
before him and he must know how to
reduce to a minimum the noise and dis
order Of the onslaught. The preacher. of
course, he will not always have with
him. but other sensitive souls will gather
about to give closest heed to the manner
of his foray. The age is one in which
the gentle art of seating must be con-
Quoted according to IIoyle, if the per-
former is to escape the unspoken curses
of those who see-and hear. There il
plenty of evidence, too, that he who fails
to achieve the standard in childhood will
never reach the goal In after life, how
ever close his application.
Rousseau lamented these things, say
Ing: "Politeness require this thing, deco
rum that, ceremony has its forms and
fashion it's laws, and these we must al
ways follow, never the promptings Of our
own nature"
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the prediction of that able prognos-
ticator Colonel Marcus Well.

the prediction of that able prognos-
ticator Colonel Marcus Well.
Whoever is elected president, Bir
mingham has finally been caught in
tho whirlpool Of prosperity which has
been chasing about this country The
wave has gotten here. The advertis-
splendid index of what Birmingham
is doing. It's advertising during the last
two weeks has been double what it
was the same period last year and
new contracts from new people are
coming in every day.
Every manufacturing concern in Bir-
mingham is running to it's limit The
stores are selling their goods SO fast
that their buyers are being rushed
back to the wholesale markets.. The
railroads are doing capacity bust
ness. The street cars are crowded and
even the moving picture and other
theatres are playing to capacity houses.
1t looks like Birmingham is. to get
the Federal Farm Loan Bank for this
section; that 1t has good chance
for the Armor Plate Plant, and that
the great government Nitrate works
will be located at Muscle Shoals. We
have a good chance for all three, be-
cause OF natural advantages and con-
centrated efforts of our people
The Birmingham age-herald. [volume] (Birmingham, Ala.) 1902-1950, 1916-10-22
LUKE M'LUKE SAYS

1t is none of our business. But the
girl who has legs about the size of bar
Der poles shouldn't wear striped stock
ihgs to make the resemblance more
realistic.
The girls are wearing their waists so
low that short man doesn't miss much
But this doesn't keep a short man from
wishing that he was taller
The nature takers are on the job again.
Designs for winter dresses show that the
pointed bodice will be the thing for thin
girls. The pointed bodice has leaves at
the hips that stick out and give her a
shape even If she hasn't one.
When woman sees that her face is
drawn she starts in to paint it.
There never was woman whose heart
was so hard that a diamond wouldn't
makc an impression on it.
What has become of the old fashion ed
bed that had wooden stats to support
the mattress?
Race horses are not the only things
that show reversals of form. When a
glrl unloads her hips and her bust on
the dresser before she goes to bed, If
that isn't a reversal of form. what is it !?
Fish are said to be brain food. But
it would be an awful waste Of fish to
feed it to some men.
IL is nara TO make a youth DeneVe that
a girl can snore loudly as man. But
a married man knows better
Father never remembers to empty the
pan under the ice box. But he never for
gets to put beer on ice
If the skirts continue to grow shorter
the stocking manufacturers had better
begin making the stockings longer or
something awful will happen. But maybe
by the time the skirts have gone up to
few inches above the knees the girls
will take to wearing tights and fool the
ornery men.
man is all honey and pie when he Is
borrowing a ten spot from you. But he
is all sandpaper and vinegar when he has
to pay it back.
1t is a good thing that men are not in
vited to baby shower. If they were
the dern fools would probably wear rain
coats and carry umbrellas.
A man gets pretty mad il the laundry
man fails to show up with some clean
shirts on Saturday. But he wants to
bust UP the furniture and set fire to the
house If the beer man fails to show UP
with some Sunday hops on Saturday.
The fact that a man Is good for moth
ing doesn't keep girl from thinking
that he is good enough for her.
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VIZ 81 18th the presidential election
WNW two weeks from next Tues
day. the professional book

VIZ nth the presidential election
WV two weeks from next Tues
day, the professional book
makers have reduced their odds.
The betting yesterday averaged not
more than seven to five in favor of
Hughes.
This means that Wilson has made
substantial gains
The best opinion is that Ohio will
go for Wilson. Indiana and Illinois
will go for Hughes; and the vote of
New York will name the next presi-
dent.
I am told that Secretary McAdoo,
representing the President, and the
Tammany leaders IN New York have
finally gotten together and that the
Tammany machine is actively and en-
Enthusiastically at work for the demo-
cratic candidate.
We all know that during the last
three years the national administra-
ton and the Tammany organization
have been at cross purposes. Tammany
was not recognized in New York City
appointments. The breach, however,
is said to have been healed and it now
depends upon whether or not the Tam
many organization can carry the state
of New York democratic.
We all have hopes, but the contest
will be exceedingly close, regardless OF
The Birmingham age-herald. [volume] (Birmingham, Ala.) 1902-1950, 1916-10-22

Somehow, newspaper dispatch about q
storm is apt to be rather dull reading I'M
less there is heroic telephone girl
somewhere who stuck to her post until
the wires went down and saved hundreds
of lives.
A jury recently discharged by judge
in Birmingham court for incompetence
has proved to the satisfaction of every
body concerned, except the Judge, that
it's members are the enlightened sort.
The Hawaiian craze is said to be on
the wane. Perhaps this is due to the
fact that so many Of the singing, dancing
and stunning "Hawaiians'' are not
from Hawaii.
Col. George Bailey Of the Houston Post
says Annette KelieImann has come out
for Wilson Annette has way of COM
ing out with next to nothing on.
"
Dancing as an outlet for the emotions
is recommended by a doctor. However,
in the case of a woman, nothing will ever
take the place of good cry.
Colonel Roosevelt speaks of Mr.. Wilson
waving dishrag. Surely the colonel
hasn't teen listening to kitchen gossip
ard backstairs tattle?
Photographs of Mr. Hughes shaking
hands are being circulated but of course
the camera did not register the amount
of pressure exerted.
Il x
Don't let friend husband order you
around says Inez Milholland Boissevain.
Everybody knows that Inez won't stand
for anything like that.
i; Il
Greek newspapers are rigidly censored
by the allies, but Greek citizens continue
to express their opinions in a moro or
less noisy manner.
Bakers are going to the wall in all parts
of the country because of the high price
of flour, but that doesn't help the ulti-
mate consumer.
France is the only nation at war who
does not have to explain why she is fight
ing.
The Birmingham age-herald. [volume] (Birmingham, Ala.) 1902-1950, 1916-10-22
Progressives' Vote AS
IEachmr I'm Election

NNTHAT proportion of the progress
Wv sives who supported Roosevelt
in 1912 will vote for Hughes two
weeks from next Tuesday is now a
question of absorbing interest. While
most of the bull moose voters were
drawn from the republican party, it
is known that many of them will vote
in this contest for Wilson; just how
many will be a matter of conjecture
until the returns are in.
But if progressivism, as Roosevelt
and Perkins preached it to the discom-
future of President Taft and the old
guard, means anything, it is perma-
nent separation from the republican
organization.
OF course, nobody is ever surprised
at any inconsistent act of ex-President
Roosevelt. The man who was looked
upon as hateful renegade, having
quit the party which had honored him
with the presidency, is now endeavor-
ing to bring that party back into
power. He has swallowed his words
of four years ago and Hughes and the
reactionary leaders are deeply in love
with him.
But will the rank and file of intelli-
gent men of the progressive party of
1912 stultify themselves by voting for
Mr.. Hughes? The progressive or in
dependent vote is large in New York
and in several other debatable states.
Logically, the progressives belong to
the Wilson side rather than to the ma
chine dominated by Penrose, Barnes,
Root and Wall street.
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matter up with the Board of Trade,
and it is expected that the Chamber
of Commerce will join forces with this
body as soon as President Bush re-
turns.
Chairman A. NJ. Shook of Nashville
has been encouraged by the revival OF
interest in this great project which
will be of incalculable benefit to Biz
mingham and the entire south. he
feels now that if the plant goes some
where else it will be entirely due to
the fact that proper presentation Oh
Muscle Shoals claims has not been
made to the government officials. The
merits of the location are generally
recognized, but more money will be
required to prepare sufficient data.
Muscle Shoals is one of the loca-
tons favored by the government and
with the right sort of fight made
there is no reason why the nitrate
plant should be lost to the south. There
is no other competitor in this part OF
the country that stands any chance
against Muscle Shoals.
Let no time be lost in raising the
small sum needed to fulfill the tenta-
tive promise of $4,000 made by Biz
minghams representatives at Nash
Vile. 1t will be great reflection on
this city's public spirit and enterprise
if it's business men and commercial
organizations fail to do what is ex-
pected of them.
The Birmingham age-herald. [volume] (Birmingham, Ala.) 1902-1950, 1916-10-22
Educational Effect
of AgrieuItNuraN Fairs

MNE of the many evidences of
W Alabama's agricultural prog
ress is seen in the increasing interest
in live stock exhibits, not only at the
Birmingham State Fair, but at the
various county fairs. Next in impor-
lance to Birminghanfs annual event
is Montgomery's live stock exhibition.
The display of cattle there has been
of high value and real inspiration to
every farmer in the state.
AS for the county fairs, they have
been ahead in most cases of similar
enterprises of other years. Walker
county's fair was one of the best ever
seen in Alabama, and it was well at
tended.
The educational effect of agricul-
tural fairs cannot be overestimated.
Every ambitious farmer profits by
them, and each year will reveal i'm
proved methods and more abundant
production.
While Alabama is making fine
strides in live stock husbandry not
enough attention has been given to
dairy farming or to poultry farming.
Both can be made commercially profit
able. Within the past few years Mis-
sissippi has become famous for its
choice butter, which finds a ready
market in Birmingham; and there is
no reason why Alabama should not
eclipse Mississippi's efforts in this in
dustry.
Next year will doubtless witness a
distinct stride in all departments of
agriculture, and the fairs of this year
will have contributed largely to the
forward movement.
The Birmingham age-herald. [volume] (Birmingham, Ala.) 1902-1950, 1916-10-22
THE FIRST KISS
Thomas Campbell

BY Thomas Campbell
How delicious is the winning
OF kiss at loves beginning.
When two mutual hearts are signing
For the knot there's no untying.
Yet remember, midst your wooinR,
Love has bliss, but love has ruling:
Other smiles may make you tickle
Tears for other charms may trickla
Love he comes, and love he tarriea,
Just as fate or fancy carries
Longest says when sorest chidden,
Laughs and flies when pressed and bid
den.
Bind tho sea to slumber Silly.
Bind its odor to the lily.
Bind the aspen neer to CULVER
Then bind love to last forever!
Loves a fire that needs renewal
or fresh beauty for its fuel;
Loves wing mouths when Gagged and
:, captured
Only free he scars enraptured.
Can you keep the bee from ranging,
Or the ring-dove's neck from changing
No! nor fettered love from dying
In the knot there's no untying
The Birmingham age-herald. [volume] (Birmingham, Ala.) 1902-1950, 1916-10-22
NED BRACE TALKS ABOUT THE PRESIDENTIAL
ELECTION AND THE WAVE OF PROSPERITY

I firmly believe that Birmingham ir
the next several months will exper-
ience better times, do more business
and progress more rapidly than in any
period of its history. The real estate
market is improving and IL the ele-
ment of speculation be eliminated all
of us here will be content.
In the past there have been too many
washed sales" in real estate, show
ing exorbitant high pricesEprices aS
a paper valuation which would not
produce reasonable returns.
This has been due to men trading
real estate for real estate. both par
ties placing excessive values on their
property. 1t has caused actual real es-
tate investors to fight shy of Bir-l
mingham and has prevented inquiries
on the part of people who mi ght have
located small manufacturing plants
here.
Fortunately the Real Estate Ex-
change has put a stop to this and
values are now on g. basis where in
vestments can be made with profit.
been much too high. But recently an
been brought about and everything
hereabouts looks good to
The Birmingham age-herald. [volume] (Birmingham, Ala.) 1902-1950, 1916-10-22
SHORTAGE OF GOATS

From the European Edition of the New
York Herald.
The useful but pugnacious goat could
be bought in Germany before the war
for sum varying between % and rs
marks G4.75 and $3.50. Now would-be
purchasers have to part with 200 marks
(s47.60) before they can obtain their favor
lite article of diet. In this connection a
Berlin newspaper cites the case of a per-
son who advertised that he had a goat
for sale on war terms. The next day
he received 46 postal orders for 200 marks,
but when the lambs called at his house
they found neither goat nor vendor.
The Birmingham age-herald. [volume] (Birmingham, Ala.) 1902-1950, 1916-10-22
BIG GUNS TO COOK SPAGHETTI
New York Correspondence Pittsburg Dis

BIG GUNS TO COOK SPAGHETTI
New York Correspondence Pittsburg Dis
patch.
Spaghetti cooked in 20 different styles
by as many different chefs from leading
New York restaurants, and operatic solos
by Metropolitan stars are two features
arranged for the Italian bazaar. to be held
in Grand Central palace, October Is to
November 5, to raise money for the Red
Cross in Italy and dependent families of
italian reservists. Many authors, actors
artists and specialists of American and
other nationalities have volunteered
their services. Moro than $4,000 worth
of merchandise has been contributed 50
far to form displays. Arrangements have
been completed to install an Italian VINE
garden, to the stock of which practically
every wine and liquor house has already
contributed A leading brewer has lrom-
Used to contribute all the beer that it's
patrons can drink. Inasmuch as more
than 100000 tickets to the bazar have
been sold and it Is expected that fully
10000 will be sold. it is impossible to esti-
mate what the brewer is going to be up
against.