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Evening capital and Maryland gazette. (Annapolis, Md.) 1910-1922, 1916-06-13
SUNSHINE WELCOMED
Again at Iglehart's ---Pertinent Per-
sonals Cleaned by Capitals
County Correspondent.

How delightful the sun does look
after so. much rain. Everything has
been so damp and muddy. Although
the weather has been so bad it has
not stopped the people from opening
their bungalows at Sherwood Forest.
Every day the buses are filled with
passengers and baggage.
Mrs. Mosley, who has charge of all
the dining halls at Sherwood Forest,
was in Baltimore on business last
week.
Mr.. and Mrs. Jeffery and children,
of Baltimore, have opened their beauti-
full bungalow at Friar Tucks, Sher-
wood Forest for the season.
Mr.. Robert Garland and Mrs. Ben.
nett motored from Baltimore to the
Forest last week.
DR.. King and family have taken up
their simmer residence at their bun
galow at the Forest.
Mr.. and Mrs. Evans and daughter
are spending the summer at their
bungalow at Sherwood Forest.
Mr.. Powell has opened his cottage
at the Forest.
Mr.. j. p. Hunter has joined the
colonists at the Forest
Mr.. Talbot, one of the. new colo
nists has bought a bungalow and is
making the trips each day to Balti-
more.
Mr. and Mrs. Howard Mather and
family are now occupying their bunga-
low at the Forest.
Mr.. and Mrs. Walter Garland have
opened their beautiful bungalow at
Elge Hill. Sherwood Forest.
Mrs. Brice Worthingtou, of Sunny
Banks. spent the weekend with friends
at West River.
Mrs. John Remillieux. of Sherwood
Forest, spent Sunday with relatives in
Baltimore.
Miss Annie Balkha and aunt, Miss
Clautice, accompanied Mr.. George
Viking to Sherwood Forest for the
day on Sunday
Mrs. George Viking is still quite
i'll at her mothers home Mrs. Henry
Clautice, in Baltimore.
MIR. H. Henry Viking, of Igle-
hart, accompanied the Annapolis Out
ing Club on Sunday on their all day
outing at Bay Ridge and all had quite
an enjoyable time. L. M. w.
Evening capital and Maryland gazette. (Annapolis, Md.) 1910-1922, 1916-06-13
SNAP SHOTS.

The biggest fish are caught with
hook and lynn.
The well man often forgets the sick
mans promise.
If woman's face is a poem it
should be lineless one.
-Psradox-To become round eat
plenty Of square meals.
Marrying a man to reform him is
like drinking whisky to destroy it.
The world is prison from which
no man need hope TO escape alive.
Silence may be golden, but it
won't pay the expenses of the drum
mer.
"A few good misses in the chorus
are apt to help an opera to make a hit
Its sometimes easier to step into
another mans shoes than it is to walk
in them.
If too proud 20 beg and too honest
to steal get trusted.
The early h7 that falls into board
inghouse milk pitcher is reasonably
sure of a watery grave
Every man intends to have his own
way after marriage, but his wife is
likely to override his intentions.
When you see lovesick couple
cooling like a pair of turtle doves the
chances are that marriage will change
it to mock turtle.
Evening capital and Maryland gazette. (Annapolis, Md.) 1910-1922, 1916-06-13
MOVING PICTURE ATTRACTIONS.
At The Colonial.

Lenore Ulrich, (star Of Kilmeeny')
in THE Heart of Paula" a film
drama of distinctive power and inter
est based upon the burning love of q
Spanish maid for a handsome Ameri
can.---The substitution of Bruce Nc
Ian for Stephen Pachmann on bust
ness trip TO Mexico led to the trouble.
Stephen, young mining engineer
receives a commission to examine >
mine in Mexico His young wife is
very apprehensive and Der fears are
shared by her brother, Bruce Mclean.
When Stephen is about to cross the
border, Bruce overtakes him in from
tier hotel There Bruce persuades
Stephen for the sake of his young wife
TO turn the Undertaking over to him.
Bruce on arriving at Pedro Blaze. q
small Mexican town poses as Stephen.
using his name AND passports. AS he
stands talking to the American Con-
sui, a wonderfully beautiful Spanish
girl passes and captivates Bruce with
the fascination of her glance. A Cas-
lillian Irritation leads to garden tryst
and the heart of Paula passes into
Bruce's keeping.
Bruce's attent Ions to Paula awaken
the intense jealousy of Emiliano
Paheco, the guerrilla leader who also
is madly in love with Paula, Paula
loathes him. Paheco likes" Bruce's
guide and by treachery Bruce is cap
tured on the trail 10 the mine.
Psch, co holds him for ransom. The
news is flashed to the United StateS
that Stephen is held and his wife hur-
ries with the money. Before her ar
rival Paeheco informs Paula that Bruce
has wife and that she is coming.
Watching as the supposed wife kisses
her brother, Paula's Spanish blood
plans revenge and she betrays her plot
to release Bruce Recaptu ed as he
breaks for liberty, Bruce is condemned
to death. The fatal morning breaks
but Paula who has found out that the
supposed wife is Bruce's sister, pleads
for his life. Pabeco agrees to spare
the "gringo' on the one condition
and Paula in desperation as the hour
of execution draws near agrees. For
rest Stanley, who plays the part of
Bruce, was given too realistic blow
with rifle-hutt by a player The
blow completely deafened Stanley and
almost rendered him unconscious, but
he managed to finish the scene before
collapsing.
Paramount Photograph also tonight.
Evening capital and Maryland gazette. (Annapolis, Md.) 1910-1922, 1916-06-13
A Step ForSDard
in Cigarette = Making

ME ARE proud to be the firm that
brought about this important
development in cigarette enjoyment
for that is exactly what the Chesterfield
blend is.
This cigarette is an outgrowth of
long, earnest effort on the part of this,
the largest cigarette manufacturing con-
Germ in the United States.
Evening capital and Maryland gazette. (Annapolis, Md.) 1910-1922, 1916-06-13
Licensed to Wed.

The following marriage licenses
have been issu ed from the Clerks
cffics of the Anne Arundel County
Circuit Court at Annapolis:
Kirby-Leitch. - William F. Kirby,
81; Mable F. Leitch, 10; both of
Edgewater. Anne Arundel county.
Applicant, ]. j. Smallwood.
Straus. Sullivan. Leonard Straus,
81; Nettie Sullivan, %: both of Balti-
more city. Applicant, Nettie Straus.
Evening capital and Maryland gazette. (Annapolis, Md.) 1910-1922, 1916-06-13

Continued from previous issue.)
Evening capital and Maryland gazette. (Annapolis, Md.) 1910-1922, 1916-06-13
Rrooklxn Park Sales.

Within Il days one-half of Brook
lyn Park, the new Anne Arundel cou n
ty development, comprised of building
lots, has been sold. so it has been an
nouncsd by Jacob Levin, sales mana
ger for John K. Culver, of Baltimore.
The sales from these lots amount TO
approximately 500, 900. and, accord
ing to Mr.. Levin, many of the pur-
chasers nave been offered houses and
big profits for their property by others
who were not so fortunate IN obtain
ing the choice tracts.
Evening capital and Maryland gazette. (Annapolis, Md.) 1910-1922, 1916-06-13

Copyright. l9l5. BY Arthur stringer.
Evening capital and Maryland gazette. (Annapolis, Md.) 1910-1922, 1916-06-13

(To Be Continusd.)
Evening capital and Maryland gazette. (Annapolis, Md.) 1910-1922, 1916-06-13
BY ARTHUR sTRINGER.

castonal Offender " The
Gun Runners.' etc.
Evening capital and Maryland gazette. (Annapolis, Md.) 1910-1922, 1916-06-13
The West Shore Transit Co

schedule Ga Effect April 1Ith, 1915.
.orrUpOTND BUS leaves Annapolis at
"a a. reaching Solomons at 12.45 =.
Al agt leaves Annapolis at 5.30 Il. NJ,
4EfrV eolOmous at 9.05 =. M.
40 H., reaching Annapolis at 9.25 A.
N AMI leaves SOlOmons at 2.40 z. M.
rs"r6Iag Annapolis at 6.25 j.. M.
urSsES CONNECT WITH RAILROAD AT
HAWp PAROLE AND ANNAPOLIS
FOR BALTIMORE. ALLY
Evening capital and Maryland gazette. (Annapolis, Md.) 1910-1922, 1916-06-13

The mild, yet satisfying Chesterfield
blend is not the result of happy chance.
1t is one of the results of our many years
of cigarette experience - of the heavy
volume of our purchases of cigarette to-
bacco - of the prestige and advantage
these enormous purchases give US in Sc
curing the choicest leaf from the tobacco
fields of the world.
Chesterfields are an achievement.
Evening capital and Maryland gazette. (Annapolis, Md.) 1910-1922, 1916-06-13

ALMOST anybody can make a cup
~ of coffee. But there are said TO
be not over half dozen restau-
rants in the United States where they
know how to make it right.
Similarly, almost anyone can make a
cigarette. Just roll up some tobacco in
piece of pure paper-and there you are.
There are, perhaps, over 500 brands
of cigarettes sold in this country today.
But not one of them does what Chester
fields do - for Chesterhelds are MILD
and yet they SATISFY.
Some cigarettes may be mild, but they
don't satisfy. Only one cigarette does
BOTH-Chesterfeld
This truly unique cigarette has all
of that refreshing taste delicacy Cor
mildness) which any good cigarette must
have. Yet, without sacrificing any of
this delightful mildness, Chesterfelds go
one step further = they do more than
merely please your taste - they let
yoa knou yOa ne been smoking They
satisfy!
And yet they're mild!
Evening capital and Maryland gazette. (Annapolis, Md.) 1910-1922, 1916-06-13
A NesO Thing
for a Cigarette TO Do

CHESTERFIELDS do the one thing
you have always wished cigarette
lCOHid do-they SafiSG !
Smoke them and we believe you will
find that ordinary cigarettes seem by
comparison almost fat.
Give Chesterfclds a trial. We
believe yoe will be clad to learn
what they can teach you about
cigarette enjoyment.
X X
You have been reading here some
rather unusual, almost daring, state
ments about cigarette. If Chesterfelds
were an untried cigarette - if we had
not been observing their behavior in
other cities-if we did not KNOW that
they make good with smokers, we could
not afford TO make these statements to
you over our signature.
Eut these statements, strong as they
are, can mean little or nothing to you
until you have actually smoked your first
Chesterfield.
You will find that your own dealer
has Chestertields waiting for you.
Evening capital and Maryland gazette. (Annapolis, Md.) 1910-1922, 1916-06-13
BIDS FOR COAL

Pariett & ParIett Lowest Bidders.
City Clerk Philip E. Porter yester-
day received proposals as advertised
for bids for coal, and opened same.
The lowest bidder was the firm of
Parlett and Parlett.
Honolulu star-bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1912-2010, 1916-06-07
AUCTION BULLETIN

We call your especial attention to
Fridays sale CT NEW FURNITURE
as an opportunity to get really fine
goods at your own figure. Real Ma
hogany, CHARTERED Oak, Plain Oak,
Maple. Circassian Walnut and Ash
dressers. cheyal Dressers and Chit.
foniers Chairs and Rockers; in
some cases only one OF pattern,
in other lots 10 Of one kind. In
every case the article viii be found
OF excellent make and finest eondi.
ton. And in Steel tRo-ineh Beds We
have 50 TO 80 Beds, Springs and
Cotton Mattresses; also Job lot in
Single Reversible Combination Mat
tresses of about 90 pieces. -..:..
Future Sale - Tuesday. Furni.
ture at Rooms; Thursday, June Is,
Sale on Wilder ave; Wednesday.
June IA, al 10 eclcck, Mr.. Mamie
Phillips Fine Furniture at 1910 Ke-
walo ST. l.. ~. ~
Jas r. Morgan Co, Ltd. Auc-
tioneeTs Honolulu Auction Rooms,
J. S. Bailey Mgr. .:.@... .....
Honolulu star-bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1912-2010, 1916-06-07
MosoSfTo, STICKS

Use Boar Trade Mark Mosquito
Sticks; most superior grade of its
kind; especially manufactured for
the sick room and family use Ask
Motoshige Drug Store. King ST,
phone 1854. box 785. 6420-em
Honolulu star-bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1912-2010, 1916-06-07
BUSINESS OPPORTUNITIES.

Machine and blacksmith shop, well
equipped and doing good bust
ness Inquire al Neiti's Workshop,
I35 Merchant ST. -. 6450-tf
Honolulu star-bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1912-2010, 1916-06-07
ROSELAWs% HOTEL

- ROSELAWH{s HOTEL ~
Rooms with sleeping porches; dining
room open to the public; excellent
cuisine. home cooking: dinners soc :;
Sundays and holidays, dinner 75c;:
single meals by the dag or week:
special rates by the month Apply
1866 S. King ST, tel 1893 G416-tf
Honolulu star-bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1912-2010, 1916-06-07

LEFT side down in skirt.
Honolulu star-bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1912-2010, 1916-06-07

Warehouse, Cock Tower Building;
possession June l. Apply Honolulu
Planning Mill, Ltd, Fort St. phone
1910. p o. Box 676. 6472-tf
Honolulu star-bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1912-2010, 1916-06-07
HOTELS
THE PIERPOINT.

- :. =. THE PIERPOINT.
*"On the Beach at waikiki. -,
Furnished bungalows and rooms;
excellent meals; splendid bathing
and boating; 1900foot promenade
pier; beautiful marine and noun.
tain view; terms reasonable Mrs,
John CASSIDY, tel, 2879. 6302-tf
Honolulu star-bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1912-2010, 1916-06-07

sTAR.euLLETIN GIvRs YOU
TooAf's NEWS TO-DAY.
Corpus Christi caller and daily herald. [volume] (Corpus Christi, Tex.) 1911-1917, 1916-04-16
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Clinch Valley news. [volume] (Jeffersonville, Va.) 18??-2019, 1916-04-21
LITTLE CREEK NEWS.

Miss Nellie Meredith was the guest
of Miss Aline Brown Saturday night
Mrs. S. H. Repass and daughter,
Mrs. l.. FL. Hoback have been Wis
iting relatives at Graham for the
past few days.
Mr. Hugh McMeans spent the day
Sunday with his brother, Lee Nc
Means.
Mrs. L. Meredith is expecting to
start next week to visit her relatives
at Pulaski and other points.
Mr.. James Hoback is expecting to
leave in few days for Coaldan,
where he is engaged in business.
"IF."
If several gentlemen well known
in this country had been on the job
Villa would have been captured long
ago, or had they been in Mr.. Will
sons place there would have been no
Villa Pity there are so many misfits!
Clinch Valley news. [volume] (Jeffersonville, Va.) 18??-2019, 1916-04-21
WILSON READS
Law TO GERMANY
Must Cease Submarine Warfare
at Once or Forfeit Friendship
of the United States-Re-
ply AnXiOusly Awaited.

Washington, April 19.-President
wilson's long expected final warning
to Germany that the United States
Will break off diplomatic relations
unless she abandon her present meth
ods OF submarine warfare, and imme-
diately declares her intention to do
so, was delivered today in note
TO Berlin and was announced by the
President in an address to a Joint
session CT Congress. The President
demands nothing less than the aban-
donment of submarine warfare
against commerce.
Both the Presidents address and
the American note declare in une-
quivocal terms that only by Germany
acceding to the demand can the break
ing off of relations be prevented.
The President considers that the
next step depends solely upon Ger
many, and that three or four days
constitute a reasonable time for a
reply. He is willing to discuss how
submarine warfare may be conducted
within the limits of international law
and humanity after Germany abso-
lutely abandonS her present methods.
Diplomatic history records but one
instance as yet where n breaking of
relations between two first-cass pow
ers has not eventually brought war
that which now exists between Ger
many and Italy.
President Wilson's words leave no
opportunity for double meaning. In
his address to Congress, he said:
Il have deemed ii my duty to say
to the Imperial German government
that if il is still its purpose to prose-
cute relentless and indiscriminate
warfare the government of the
United States is at last forced to the
conclusion that there is but one
course it can pursue; and that un-
less the imperial German government
should now, Immediately, declare and
effect an abandonment of its pres
ent methods of warfare against pas
senger and freight carrying vessels
this government can have no choice
but to sever diplomatic relations al
together"
The note to Berlin declares:
'"The government of the United
States has been very patient
1t has accepted the successive eXpla-
nations and assurances of the imper-
ial government as of course given in
entire sincerity and good faith, and
has hoped even against hope that it
would prove to be possible for the
imperial government so to order and
control the acts of its naval COM
mandcrs as to square its policy with
the recognized principles OF humanity
as embodied in the law Of nations. 1t
has made every allowance for unprec
edented conditions and has been will
ing to wait until the facts became
unmistakable and were susceptible Of
only one Interpretation"
Clinch Valley news. [volume] (Jeffersonville, Va.) 18??-2019, 1916-04-21
SUMMARY OF THE NEW STATE
GAME LAW.

The law created the Commission
er of Fisheries, (now John S. Parosns
of Accomac, Va) commissioner of
Game and Inland Fisheries.
His Dutties.-He must maintain an
Office at the State capitol at Rich
mond and appoint at least one game
warden in each county and as many
more rs he deems necessary to en-
force the game laws and see that
all game and fish laws are enforced.
The game wardens are paid Il maxi
mum of $4,000 per month in coun-
ties containing less than 10000 in
habitants, larger counties OF cities,
$50 per month. Special wardens, $500
per day and expenses. Wardens have
power Of arrest without warrant and
rights of search except in privatet
dwellings,. All other officers of law
such as sheriffs. constables, etc, are
maade cX-otficio game wardens. Game
wardens must be chosen from ten men
to be selected in each county by the
county supervisors. Game wardens
are eX-oilicio forest fire waraens.
From this time on every resident Of
the State must pay an annual license
of $1.00 to hunt in any county or So
to hunt any where over the State, eX-
cept on his own or directly adjoin-
ing farms. If nonresident $1,000
and if not a citizen of the United
States $50. These licenses can be OBJ
tanned from the county clerks or the
clerks of the corpration courts of the
cities. Fine of $500 to S25 for hunt
ing without license.
Written permission is necessary to
hunt on any ones land except in the
case of coon, fox or deer hunters.
Penalty $500 to S25.00.
The game commissioner has charge
of the protection of all wild animals,
birds and inland fish, the enforcement
of the dog laws, can propagate wild
game for prestocking and can put q
close season on any species of wild
game for from to years if he
deems it necessary.
The returns from the licenses and
fines must support this department
without any expense to this State.
A similar law is now in force in 45
of the 48 States of the Union.
Clinch Valley news. [volume] (Jeffersonville, Va.) 18??-2019, 1916-04-21
SENATE PASSES ARMY MEAS
URE CALLING FOR a MILLION
TROOPS.

Washington, April 1S.-An army
reorganization bin that would pro
duce regular army and reserve mill
tary forces in the United States ag-
gregating a million men was passed
by the senate tonight without rec
ord vote.
In the closing hours of debate the
senate made provision for regular
standing army with peace strength
of 100000 men, as compared with
10000 in the Hall bill which passed
the house, retained after II close fight
the provision for federal volunteer
army reserve force calculated to ag-
grcgate 2Gl 900 men and fcdcralizcd
the national guard forces of the
States at an estimated strength OF
280,000.
In addition to this combined regu-
lar and reserve force Of 100000 men,
an amendment passed to create n
school and college youths reserve
corps in time of war or threatened
war which would recruit n force of
trained young men, schooled by Of
iicers Of the regular army, the csti-
mated strength Of which is anywhere
from 100000 to 100000.
Clinch Valley news. [volume] (Jeffersonville, Va.) 18??-2019, 1916-04-21
AUTOMOBILE DIRECTORY.

You have already decided to buy n
car sometime or other. Below is Civ
en- Il list of the dealers in this county.
They each handle "the BEST" of
course. You can have choice of Il
number of makes, prices, etc. Some
of these dealers advertise in this pa
per; the others will later on. Here
they are, so far as can be ascertained
at this writing. If not correct, notify
us:
Star Motor & Machinery Co., Taze-
well.
DR.. M. B. Crockett, Tazewell.
Pocahontas Motor Car Co., Poca-
hontas, Va.
Sayers & Barnett, Graham.
John P. Gose, Burke's Garden.
Higginbotham & Bane, Cedar Bluff,
Virginia.
Wysor Motor Car Co, Richlands.
Wilson Motor Car Co., Richlands.
Clinch Valley news. [volume] (Jeffersonville, Va.) 18??-2019, 1916-04-21
THIS POSITION ALWAYS OPEN.

A Missouri farmer, whose son was
an applicant for position under the
government, but who had been re-
pcatdly tnurncd down, said:
"Well, it's hard luck, but Joe has
missed that civil service again. II
looks like they just won't have him!"
"What was the trouble?"
ooh, ne was short on spcllin' and
geography and missed good deal in
arithmetic"
whats he going to do about it?"
81 Dunno" said the farmer. "Times
IS mighty hard, an reckon he'll have
70 20 back to teachin' school for a
livin'."