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The Big Sandy news. [volume] (Louisa, Ky.) 1885-1929, 1916-09-08

Miss Goldie Al hett returned to
Paintsville after a visit here.
Mr., and Mrs. Cd bryce H. Holmes. of
Windsor. Canada. were visitors here
recently
C. E. Hensley. OF louisa. was in town
last week.
w. b. Yost Of tauettsburg. visited
relatives here thi9 week.
MIR. and Mrs, WI w. Reynolds have
as their guest their mother, Mrs. Rey-
nolds, OF Rochester, N. Y.
Mrs. c. w. Dixon and Mrs. S. A. Law
renee, OF Denver, Col, were here hast
week at the Pike hotel.
d, C. Nichols was here from Shelby
last Thursday.
]. S. Cline has improved his resi-
dence by having new floors laid.
Mr. and Mrs. j. d. Nash are at home
after visiting in Williamson, w. Wa.
Mrs. Turtle Johnston has returned
from a business trip to Elkhorn City.
The residence recently vacated by
o. p. Chatfield and family will be oc
cupied by w. II. Muth and family.
Miss Ora Hatcher and Mrs. Tom
Dushih' Who liHNV oSNh sa'iNA'He "'NAt
typhoid, are improving.
Miss Martha Crawford. OF this city,
has been elected as teacher In the Ash
land graded schools.
Mrs, yinson. wife of the pastor OF the
NJ. f. Church. South. who has charge
of the Junior Missionary Society. and
the members of this society held a sale
CT fancy articles, candies, etc. which
was very successful These little girls
have done good work this year and
made most of the articles displayed on
this occasion. Several dollars We're ad-
ded TO their treasury.
Mrs. Lizzie Maynard has returned
from Prestonsburg where she visited
her sister, Mrs. Alice Morell.
John Weddington, OF keyser, spent
Sunday with Pikeville friends.
Mrs. Gantz and daughters, Mary
Katherine and Helen were here over
Sunday from NOISY Bottom. Miss Hell
en- remaining to attend college here.
After a stay OF several weeks at
French LICK. IND, ID. Il. Keel mas re-
turned home.
Francis Rice, OF Paintsville. and p
p. Rice OF Ashland, are business visit
tors in our town.
Raymond Greer is here from Annap-
oils, Md, to spend few weeks with
his parents, Mr.. and Mrs Geo. Greer.
DR.. and Mrs. j. w Wears have as
their guest Miss Sallie Wears, of Wise,
Va.
Ben Au&ier Is at MarroMbone ON bus
mess.
The teachers institute in session here
this week is being largely attended,
Miss Anna Allen arrived Sunday for
visit to Pikeville friends. She was
formerly a teacher In I1keville.
a delightful social event OF the sea
son was the lawn party given on last
The Big Sandy news. [volume] (Louisa, Ky.) 1885-1929, 1916-09-08
MARKET QUOTATIONS
indianapolis Sept. 6

Indianapolis sept.
Steers. fsT50io.5o: hsifsrs
ss.25@S; bulls, s507.
Hogs - best heayies. sii.30011.sS;
light, ss@s7S; bulk OF sales. oil 30.
s5QS.25.
sheep-Good 10 choice. se0e5o:
common 10 msdism. s405.75; lambs.
N9I7b,
Chicago sept. 6.
Hogs-Bulk. s1o5oTl1.1o; light.
$1o.50@l13b; mixed, sio15@1lso:
heavy. ;l0,O5@I11b; rough, 400
1925; plgs. ;eboQs.1o Cattle-Native
beef cattle sss6Q11.5o; stocksrs and
feeders. S4s50Ls5; COWS and heifers
s3.754s.50; calves. ssB0Gl11S.
Sheep-Strong. Lambs. y65001o.S0.
Cincinnati. Sept 9.
Hogs-Packers and butchers. 500
Ills; common to choice. s7B009.7S:
pigs and lights. s6.5e@1o5o; stays.
;7@s Cattle-Qu1et Sheep
st. Louis. Sept. 6.
Hogs-Pigs and lights, s7@11.1B;
mixed and butchers, S10So@11.to;
good heavy. st1.2o@11.s5; bulk. 5000
@11.75. Osttls--Strong. Sheep =
Strong; lambs. s701o.5o.
Buffalo, Sept 6.
Cattle--SIow. Veals--Active, $3.50
Oh. Hosp Heavy. s1d.sb011.7o;
mixed. ,1l.5o111.7o; Workers., $1,000
@1l.Bo: pigs. s1oi25@lo5o; rougha,
;s.s501o; stsss, $7@s5o. heep and
lambs. aativs; lambs. s5011Bo.
Toledo, Sept. q.
whsas-tist,<, corr. sshc; oats.
xnakn s
The Big Sandy news. [volume] (Louisa, Ky.) 1885-1929, 1916-09-08
SURPRISES Her PARENTS.

Miss Anna M. Elliott, who for two
years has been Superintendent of the
walthill Indian Hospital, conducted by
Presbyterian Board Of Home Missions,
at Walthill, Nebraska, surprised her
parents, Mr.. and Mrs. r. c. Elliott,
and the family by returning home last
M6nday.. MISS Elicit will remain here
for short time and then proceed to
employ some one to relieve her of the
position in the hospital, after which
she will return to Pikeville for longer
stay.
The Big Sandy news. [volume] (Louisa, Ky.) 1885-1929, 1916-09-08
FRED PINsoN RESIGNS.

Fred Pinson, who has been employed
In T. G. Parker's large department
store for about six years, resigned last
Saturday which took effect at once We
understand that he has a position as
travelling salesman. He will work out
of Pikeville for while at least.
Mr.. Grover Scott has accepted the
store position. Mr.. Scott has had ex-
perience in this line of work and no
doubt will be credit to the position
which he holds.
The Big Sandy news. [volume] (Louisa, Ky.) 1885-1929, 1916-09-08
aEMAlns aRoueHr HERE.

The remains OF M. C. Thornbury. who
died in Ashland Tuesday, were brought
to Pikeville Wednesday noon and were
taken TO the home Of Mrs. Lovine Pin
son. They were accompanied by the be-
reaved wife and nephew, w. r. Fuller,
Jr., of Catlettsburg, Alonzo Pinson. OF
Williamson, w. Va, and w. ii. Elan
merry, of Catlettsburg.
The deceased was a member of the
First NJ. E. Church of this place and
was also member OF the Masonic
lodge.
Before being brought TO Pikeville the
body was removed to the Fuller hotel
in Catlettsburg where services were
conducted.
Much sympathy goes out from the
hearts of the people of Pikeville TO the
bereaved family especially the heart
broken wife and aged mother. Funeral
services were held Thursday afternoon
at o'clock, First NJ. +. Church. In
terment in Pikeville cemttery.
He was the oldest son of Madison
Thornbury, deceased, and OF Mrs. Mary
Stump Thornbury. His father. who
died many years ago, was a preacher
of tht Methodist Episcopal church, also
an attorney, and was for some years
County Attorney of Pike county. He
was twice married. His first wife was
Miss Elizabeth Powell, long since dead.
BY her. two children. Bobbie and Miss
Willie survive. His second wife was
Miss Sarah. daughter OF the late T.
B. Pinson Of Pikeville. She. with three
children. Louise, IS, Mack. 10 and Har-
ry, 6, survives He is also survived by
his mother, Mrs. Mary Thornbury. two
brothers, Georbe and Kirb Thornbury
and five sisters, Miss Kizzie Thorn
bury. Mrs Robert Fuller, Mrs. Kate d.
Hatcher, Mrs. Wilson Michael and Mrs.
]. NJ Bowling. He was a member of
the NJ. f. Church. was devoted hus-
band. father, son. brother and friend.
The Big Sandy news. [volume] (Louisa, Ky.) 1885-1929, 1916-09-08
WON PRIZE FOR
RAISING BEST CORN CROP.

Walter Walters. son Of Dr. w. J..
Walters, of Chloe creek. won the prize
for raising the best corn crop. In the
boys corn club. His prize will he de-
lightful trip to the State Fair at Lou
isville.
The Big Sandy news. [volume] (Louisa, Ky.) 1885-1929, 1916-09-08
PIKE COUNTY NEWS
MOVED TO ELkHoRN.

X. B. Elswick has moved to Elkhorn
City. We regret to see citizen like
Mr.. Elswick leave Pikeville but he said
1t was better for him as he owns quite
a lot of land near that place.
The Big Sandy news. [volume] (Louisa, Ky.) 1885-1929, 1916-09-08
BAPTIST CHURCH.
w. A. oauah. Pastor.

w. y. 0au0hi Fautor.
Sunday School $3.50 . N
Preaching l0;45 a m
y, Y. r. u. GAS p. m
Preaching 1880 D. m.
Prayer meeting Wednesday evening
The public invited. n
The Big Sandy news. [volume] (Louisa, Ky.) 1885-1929, 1916-09-08
TEACHERS INSTITUTE.

The teachers institute began hcre
Monday. Sept. 4. to continue one week.
Pike county IL taking greater inter
est than ever before In educational
matters.
The Big Sandy news. [volume] (Louisa, Ky.) 1885-1929, 1916-09-08

BOILER AND ENGINE FOR SALE.
rs h. p. steam engine in fins oondi-
item. 50 h. p. stationary boiler. Prize
low. Apply 70 N. y. CoNLnT. Leu
lisa. Ky. y
The Big Sandy news. [volume] (Louisa, Ky.) 1885-1929, 1916-09-08

Mrs. Myrtle Walker ana MISS NlO-
let Walker went to John. this county
to visit relatives.
Mrs. Ballard Morris has returned
from a visit in Jonesboro. N. C.
John L. Hager was a business visi-
tor in Cincinnati last week.
Miss Fannie Clark has returned from
Pence Springs, w. Va
Attorney W. H. F'lanery. OF Catletts-
burg. was prominent visitor here last
week.
Miss Donysus Price visited relatives
in Paintsville, returning last Wednes-
day.
Adam venters, of Regina, had busi-
ness in town recently.
Mrs Robt Ratcliff and children,
Josephine, Blanche and Robert have
returned from visit in the country.
Fulton Ratcliff is in Virginia for a
few days visit.
Mr.. and Mrs. Wilbur Hensley and
Clyde returned to their home in Ash
land after visit here.
Mrs. Charles r. Fuller and Mrs Mary
Rollins OF Staunton, Va. who have
been in Pikeville visiting the formers
parents Judge and Mrs. James Mon
roe Robertson have returned home.
Mrs. L. A. Thornbury has returned
to her home at Ford, KY, after a visit
to Pikeville relatives,
Little Miss Gladys Gray Of Kitchens,
KY, was recent guest of her rela-
tives, Judge and Mrs. John f. Butler
Mr.. Andy Johnson OF Williamson, w.
Va, went to Pikeville to visit relatives
and look after some business matter.
Two tenement houses belonging to
James Hatcher were destroyed by fire
few days ago.
Miss Tot York has been visiting in
Cincinnati, Covipgton and other places
| for several days 5
Mrs. ]. K, Johnson and two boys are
home after a visit to Honaker and
other points in Virginia.
| Mrs. Willis Station Is recovering from
the injury received when accidentally
shot by some small boys a few days
ago.
Mrs. Ibbie Adams returned to Cat
lettsburg after visit to Pike county
relatives.
Misses Fannie and Lucille Maynard
OF East Williamson. w. Va, are here
for a several weeks visit with friends
| Mrs. Laura Damron. of Penny, and
her guest, Miss Lillian Damron. of
Catlettsburg. spent several days here
shopping this week. Miss Lillian will
leave Saturday for Madisonville, Tenn
to attend school
/ Mrs. D. T. Keel and daughter Helena
who have been visiting relatives nj
Louisa and East Point have returned
home.
Misses Madge and Gladys Cooper
left Monday to attend school at Hazel
Green, KY. This is their third year
there.
Mr.. Harold Mays, midshipman u. s
NJ, local Pikeville boy. who is attend
ing the Naval Academy at Annapolis
Md. arrived Tuesday evening for a
months stay with home folks
Miss Ruth Crawford, who has been
visiting relatives at Salem. Va. for a
few weeks. returned home Wednesday
after a delightful visit.
Mrs. VIII Coleman and children, who
have been the guests Of Mr. and Mrs
A. D. Cline for several weeks, returned
to their home at Cincinnati.
Thurman Marrs, OF Laynesville was
here on business Wednesday.
Mr. and Mrs. Tom Hatcher and chill
dren. Jack and Julia Virginia. and Miss
Helen Corbin. who have been to Cedar
Bluff, Va. for several weeks, have re-
turned home
The Big Sandy news. [volume] (Louisa, Ky.) 1885-1929, 1916-09-08
is IMPROVING NICELY.

Martin Vandtr Vess who has been
undergoing treatment in Ashland for
blood poisoning OF the foot is recover
ing nicely and will soon be able TO
leave for home. Mr.. Wander Vess was
measuring some lumber at Pikeyille and
stepped on a nail
The Big Sandy news. [volume] (Louisa, Ky.) 1885-1929, 1916-09-08

Miss Kentucky Buskirk had as her
guests Monday Misses Flora and Lena
Lyon. of HELLER.
Ben Johnson, of Mt. Sterling had
business here this week.
The Big Sandy news. [volume] (Louisa, Ky.) 1885-1929, 1916-09-08

A number of Republicans from this
place and other points along Big San
dy attended the speaking at Lexing-
ton Tuesday by Chas, E. Hughes, Re-
publican nominee for President. 1t is
said they were all supplied with rail-
road passes for the round trip.
The Big Sandy news. [volume] (Louisa, Ky.) 1885-1929, 1916-09-08

Prison Commissioner F. T. Hatcher
returned home Wednesday evening
from Frankfort. He will attend the OPP
ening of the Democratic State cam
paign at winchester on Saturday, the
eth. Next week he win go to Eddyville,
where the Board will inspect the PEN
itentiary.
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1916-12-01
Why the Cord Of Wood Shrinks,

Ralph Faulkner and Henry Stern
berg, students IN the College of For
estry at the University Of Washington,
have proved by experiment that a cord
OF full-length wood when sawed and
replied in the ordinary stack shrinks
on an average 24.76 per cent. AS deal
ers buy wood in full lengths and usu.
ally measure it for delivery before saw
ing it. they are often accused Of giving
short measure.
A cord is the standard measure
ment OF wood, and it is defined as 12S
cubic feet of wood, measured by a pile
four feet nigh and eight feet wide of
logs four feet long.
The discrepancy between the cord
as bought by the dealer and as Geliv-
cred to the customer, according to
Prof. Hugo Winkenwerder, dean of the
college. is not entirely explained by
the sawdnst. When wood is piled up
in four-foot lengths there are many
spaces between sticks, caused by knots
and curvatures. These spaces are
eliminated when the wood is cut up
small.
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1916-12-01


a close connection exists between
these tWo-cOld weather and rheuma.
tisnl. Prof. Alex. Haig, of London,
mas the most followers in the medical
profession in the belief that the pres
ence IN the system of uric acid, or it's
salts In excess, Is the real cause Of
rheumatism. Every n has recognized
the difference In the appearance Of
their water as soon as it gets cold !:
there Is often q ~"brickdust'' sediment.
Several causes may lead up to an nc.
cunnuiatlon OF uric acid in the system.
when, IN turn, causes rheumatism or
govt, or creaky joints, swollen fingers.
or painful joints. For one reason the
SKIN does not throw off the uric acid,
by profuse sweating, as in hot wealth
er, and the kidneys cannot bear the
double burden. Another reason is that
people DO not drink as much water in
colo weather, which helps to flush he
Kidneys. Again, they eat more meat in
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1916-12-01
lBy NALENTINE MQIT pIERCE NJ ~

lOlI PIERCE, Nj. d.
cold weather, and some people are SO
susceptible that they soon develop
rheumatism after eating meat.
At all such times persons should
drink c%opiously of hot water, sag, a
pint morning and night, and take An
uric three or four times a day. This
Anuric comes In tablet form and can
be had ut almost any drug store. It
dissolves the uric acid in the system
and carries it outward. l would advise
everyone to take it occasionally, and
continue for three or four weeks, and
IN that way avoid rheumatism, govt
and many of the painful disorders due
to uric acid in the system.
Make yourself healthy and strong by
open-air exercise and diet. Then clean
the liver by occasionally stimulating
Its action with a pleasant laxative
composed of the May-apple, dried juice
OF aloes. and root Of jalap. Sugar
coated and long sold by all druggists
as DR.. pierce's Pleasant pellets.-Ady.
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1916-12-01
QUOTED FOR SHORT TIME
Thinking Before They Could Find
Effective Answer to Gibe.

Some young volunteers were travel
ing to their drilling ground and a GER
tain noisy section of them at one sta
ton sought to pass the time by hurting
ill-mannered gibes at q smart-looking
officer in the "R%egulars,' who was
waiting for his train. He stood the
fire very well for ten minutes, and
then, stopping lei the compartment
which held the rowdy volunteers, said
sharply to the guard:
Guard, what is the meaning of this
train's long delay:"
They are examining the volunteers
tickets. sir" answered the guard.
"Oh, thanks drawled the officer
but | always thought that children in
arms never required tickets
And the train started again before
any of the volunteers had sufficiently
recovered from the shock to reply
London Tit-Bits.
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1916-12-01
Some Bill! for Jam, This.

When we think or read Of the vast
expenses of the present war our minds
naturally urn to munitions, airplanes
submarines, equipments and items OF
Il similar Warlike nature, but the Eng
fish army account for the last finan.
cial year opens another vista. During
the l. months we are told 100000
was spent Oh jam.
Does not this suggest a possibility
that this item might advantageouSly
appear on our domestic menu with
greater frequency?
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1916-12-01
Improvement on X.Ray.

The A-ray has become indisrensa-
BILE to the modern surgeon am in.
provements are being made upon it.
A recent n is a device which, after
revealing the Sv.ation of an injury or
disease spot, enables the urgeon to
keep 1t in sight as be operates. A
framework going around the surgeons
head is fitted with d huoroscope-an
instrument by means Of which OBJ
jects revealed BY the X-rays are made
visible to the human eye. The pa
tient is placed on q special operating
table with the X-ray turned or. and
the surgeon can work easily, since he
see what Is before him continually
instead of having to work gropingly
from the remembrance Of what was
revealed il the X-ray photograph.
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1916-12-01
EVERYTHING WAS JUST FINE"
Bunch Of Giggling Girls Showed 6
Tendency to Work That Particu-
lar Phrase Overtime.

IF YOU happened to be near til.
bunch Of giggling girls in the station
the other day, YOU would have conclld.
ed that only two words were left in
h English language With which T.
express approval. answer questions 81
exclaim.
You couldn't help hearing the CON.
v~ersation, for after the fashion al
some young girls, they didn't care VIII
heard what they said.
They opened fire when they mel w
asking each other: And how AZ,
your The answer was Invariably
Just fine"
Then tlley tackled the weather. and
each Of them conceded that it was
Just fine. 1t seemed that one Of The
party hadn't been with the others for
some time, and that her special clnni
Of other days was not present on this
occasion. SO one Of them asked: And
hoW is AIarie:'
"Oh, she's just fine" was the On
thusiastic reply. shes married, YOU
know"
Married? Marie. o., hush, Lid
Ae Get Il nice mann
Yes, he's just fine"
And they all exclaimed III chorus:
Isn't that just FINE"
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1916-12-01
Not a Breath of SUSPICION.

Many men, although they may not
care to confess it, need to guard
againsth lapsus linguae. a case in point
is that Of a prisoner who was address
ing 4 court oyer which Lord Russell
was presiding. A very nice story the
prisoner was telling of an offense al
alleged against him Of which he was
wholly gniltless-he, Il man against
whom there had never before been Il
breath of suspicion.
Prisoner. pardon me n moment
Interrupted Russell. You must speak
4 little louder. | cannot catch What
YOU say. What was your last sem
tenee:"
And Six months, m lord" came the
amazing reply from that fatally facile
Z
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1916-12-01
HUMAN LIFE CHEAP IN CHINA
Natives Rarely Exhibit Great Fear Of
oeath-Practee Horrible Method
of Execution.

Human life Is such a common thing
In Chlna h Il 1t Is not valued much.
If a man falls into the water, his
friends will not put themselves out
very much to rescue him. They argue
that his falling into the water indi-
Gates that the gods have dacreeu that
his time has come, hence TO interfere
and save him would be acting contrary
to the divine powers and would bring
evil on both the saved man and his
rescuer
Capital punishment is still admins
tered by the Chinese for numerous of
lenses which are punishable only by
Imprisonment in other countries. The
Chinese cNecutioners 60 about be-
heading in Il very busincslikc and un
sentimental Way-and even the victim
seems to take it rs a matter of course,
If he or his friends have any money
they usually give some Of it to the
SNcrd$n#n 10 induce him to do a gooG
job. II taatcn and other big Chi
nese cities foreign Visitors often take
in the execution grounds as enc OF th(
sights. and there is usually an exc
cution on two 10 be seen at the up
pointed hour. The Chinese hay,
Thought lp various picturesque pun
ishments which are the very refine
mont III c~rEe!ty. The famous "slic
ing by inches" is well known. In ear
ryin- out This sentence the execution
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1916-12-01
RED, ROUGH, PIMPLY SKIN
Quickly Cleared by Cuticura Soap and
Ointment. Trial Free.

You may rely on these fragrant,
supercreamy cmollients to care for
your skin, scalp, hair and hands. Moth
ing better to clear tie skin Of pimples.
blotches, redness and rongnness. the
scalp of dandruf and itching and the
hands Of %charping and
Free sample each by mail with Book.
Address postcard, C%uticura, Dept. l..
Boston. Sold eyerywhere-Adv.
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1916-12-01
Answered LOGICALLY.

\ good story is being told Of Il reply
-iNen ~ :: student TO 4 question set in
iii examination paper.
If % mcn reap Il field in eight
hours" run the question. 'hoW long
aill il take - men 10 rap the same
sinltt:'
The student thought long and care
fillly before setting down the answer.
saa when he handed III his paper this
S what the examiner read.
The field. having already been
feaped by the % men, could not be
seapod a second time by The 10
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1916-12-01

Dodd's Kidney Pills and they relieved
me again. ! used three boxes. That
is now three years ago and my Back.
ache has not returned in it's severity,
and by using another two boxes a lit
tie later III, the pain left altogether
and | have had no trouble since. You
may use my statement. recommend
Dodd's Kidney Pills when and wher.
ever can" Dodd's Kidney Pills, soc.
per box at your dealer or Dodd's Medi.
cine Co, Buffalo, N. Y.-Adv.
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1916-12-01
"The Spirit Was Wilma"

Despite the celebrations of her
teacher, small Mary pcrsistently Jagged
during the march in the kindergarten
n morning.
At last the teacher called Mary to
YOU keep up With the music and the
little boy in front of YOU"
Yes answered Mary. with i: beam
ing ard obliging smile, Il can, but my
new shoes can't
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1916-12-01
Lovers Quarrel.

Il demand back my lock Of hair
I'm sorry. l wanted that lock of
Iair.'
surely after this quarrel you cal
reasurc it no longer"
Not as Il matter Of sentiment, but
[ am stuiting Il sofa pillow"
Then the quarrel ragged afrcSh.-
Louisville Couricr-Journal.
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1916-12-01

its last stages, !
tried Dodd's Kid
ney Pills. After
using two boxes |
was somewhat re-
lieyed and I stop
ped the treatment.
In the spring of
the next e a |
had another at
went for
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1916-12-01
THE PROFESSORS STATEMENT.

Prof. Aug. T. w. Schmitz. Thomas,
Okla, writes: Il was troubled with
Backache for about twenty-five years.
When told | had Bright's Disease in
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1916-12-01
Sfnn tho Pain

The hurt Of a burn or a cut stops when
Coles Carbolisalye is applied 1t heals
quickly without scars. 25c and zoe by
all druggists. For free sample write The
j. ". Cole Co, Rockford. lll.-Adv.
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1916-12-01

A cruel story runs on wheels, and
every hand oils the wheels as they
run
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1916-12-01

II always worries IL contrary Oman
to be allowed to have her " way
without objection.
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1916-12-01

Don't raise the devil unless YOU are
able to get away With him when he
appears.
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1916-12-01

Poverty is the only luxury The rich
man can't afford.
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1916-12-01

Cupid has ensiaved thousands, bul
refuses to be enSlaved himself.
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1916-12-01

It is easy enough to rectify whisky.
but it is sometimes hard to rectify er-
rors which whisky causes.
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1916-12-01

4 preachers life would be awfully
tame if it wasn't for weddings.
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1916-12-01

We all squander money on schemes
that won't work.
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1916-12-01

To keep clean and healthy take Or
Iieree's Pleasant Pellets. They regulate
liver. bowels and stomach.-Adv.