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poplar trees. Connected with the
homes are small canals which lead to
the creek that flows through the is
land. These canals answer the pur-
pose of roads, and most of the goods
coming to the people from the main
land are ferried up the tiny water
ways in small boats. For this rea-
son the citizens take pride in calling
Tangier the Venice of America"
Although there is little tillable land
nothing but small truck patches for
family use-small flower gardens are
attached to each home, with but few
exceptions, and these lend their charm
to the picturesque landscape in the
summer season. There are about 400
houses, all built of wood and costing
from $500 to $500 each. They are
pretty in design and are kept as
bright as paint can make them.
One writer in q recent article stated
that the homes were all built of logs,
that the men wore nothing but blue
jeans and brogans, and the women
dressed In calico and went In their
bare feet. This assertion was far from
the truth. There IL not one log house
on Tangier. AS for dress. tho tailor
ing firms Ia Baltimore are said to do
an annual business Of 5000 with the
people Of the island. In addition to the
Teady-made clothing that is bought at
Crisfield. There also are seven stores
in Tangfer. three in particular carrying
large stocks Of merchandise, and two
milliners cater to the feminine por-
tion of the population with the latest
styles In women's flnery.
The town Of Tangier is Incorporated
and il governed by mayor and five
councilmen. A deputy sherih main
talns order. Daily mails arrive from
Crisfeld and .lve steamers from Balti-
more touch the island each week. IN
Hddifion. masasines and metropolitan
nsixspapSrs. srs found on The nsws
1 e(ands. Y. 81 4. 81 I. .s.,a.,
GxssilsNe eshesi eysless.
t IeAsig xItqA eehoel Ntfhs ~ Ntt
{
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hg the great diversity Of styles
utility biouses offered for
those that are meeting with
hccess are of good materials.
kde and rather plain. As in the
hgerie. much reserve az to dec
n noticeable in them, and
kttention to good workmanship.
espeAks an advance in popular
hich II making itself felt in 9TH
ptions a. well. Even in mex
fAhe1ca manufacturers say that
Soea demand neat effects. WOW.
kuxes instead Of printed ones.
, apprecialiye Of good manage.
Z color, L !.
1.-Two hl0at16 shown here are
fexannplss Of moderately priced
eeslensd for general wear. The
kak the LETT u made Of fine cot
n anA depends for decoration
eingS OF the wolfe and hem,
=. n fastsns with small pearl
aua exceptionally well-made
Spsoa.
En0dsl u cut with Q shallow
J tAs bach which extends over
611<ke - tha.tsoaA .Rhe -eedy
no n 36dnek 70 ne ysteswith
.x1sis ma athsE1If1tss.
- 6nlgg ars sst In IN the same
ieine \ introduced in
~ ~ Ne knife plating.
40 eclla! - Srte Y
II q y N5llaf ~ IN ~ ffont
& - y dlllIY - ~ Nf4s
n i ! IlS l - -
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l.A.y &zSza,A
~{ss.-sffsssssf p 49, G>'..ti'
lloms,nade spool Holder. : j.

A simple yet handy article to hold
the spool when crocheting or sewing
may be made from hairpin. Take 9
common hairpin and bend the two
ends In towards esSA other. Insert
he ssnds of the pm III the ,snds OF =
sbeel, eiirAI ~ ShsaaNof the pin over
y kntton o. syeut selons4. The spool
i;SS'slii: ~. n n tt,i1 = nj hnSx. T66xS
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Chicago Grain and Provl.ion prlee.

Chicago Grain and Provision Prices.
Chicago.-Wheat No. 2 red, $1.21@
1.24; No. 8 red, 31.1Sk@1.22.
Corn-No. yellow, 70ls@73c; No.
white, n@72hc.
Oats-No. 8 white, 43@44hc;
standard, 45h @46c. u
Rye-No. 2, 95c.
Barley-65@76c.
Timothy-35.50@S.O0.
Clover-$1O.O0@20.O0.
Pork$19.00@20.50. ls,.'s
Lard-310,02.
Ribs-$10.75011.25.
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inflammation u
the bladder. LA-
ter l became -
much worse that
! ccnsultea n
doctor, Who eaa4
that ! had Dla.
betes and that
my heart was ~
fectSd. ! oa11
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Vegetables.
MISCELLANEOUS MARKETS.

Prices Quoted for Metals.
Spelter, st. Louis, $1S.57h.
Copper, casting, $26.62H.
Lead, New York, $685..
Bar silver, SIC.
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HAY AND GRAIN MARKET.
F. o. B.. Denver. Carload Price.
Hay.
nupino prtnac

Hay. -s
Buying Prices
Colorado upland. per ton. s14.OO@1i.5O
Nebraska upland, per ton 12.eO@13.OO
Second bottom Colorado
and Nebraska. per ton. 10.00@1iO0
Timothy, per ton ........16.5O@16.O0
Alfalfa, per ton 10000 II. 90
South Park. choice, ton. 16.00@17.00
San Luis Valley, per ton. .13.00@14.0O
Gunnison Valley, per ton .14.O0@15.00
Straw, per ton ....... 4.50
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Got on His Nerves.

Il understand you have moved your
Office"
Yes. had to get away or suffer
a nervous breakdown
What was the natter" ns.
II was next door to painless dent
ist and l couldn't stand the yells OF
his patients"
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Locking to the Future.

~ guess I'll make lawyer Of Josh, =
said Farmer Bates. my wife wants
him to be q doctor, and he's sure
going to be a professional man; but
we'd, want to show our coincidence in
him. and / think 1t wou1d be q heap
safer to take Josh's law than his medi.
cine."-Youth's Companion.
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chicago Live stock Quotations.

Chicago. Hogs - Bulk, $S.26@S.s0;
Mxht; 37.9O0S.60; mixed. "a. .16@ $50;
heavy. ss.1o@s.b6; rough. @s.i00s.2o;
pigs, $3.50
Cattle Native besf steers. 96.ss0
no: Western 4teef4 4e.760a.20:,
q ~ "a !; ssisss
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In the Suburbs.

i IN the Suburbo.
Why do you believe your neighbor
is confirmed bachelor"
by the language of flowers"
How does that tell you?"
Yesterday he dug up the matri-
mony vine on the wall. and this morn
ing caught him sowing bachelors
buttons" t3- ~ .
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Not indu,oino.

Youth-Love is Intoxicating.
Old Bach-Tm on the water wagon
Boston Evening Transcript.
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Behind the Scenes

Juliet-Packson says he is drawing
full houses.
Romeo-only on his own DEAL
Judge.
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Thssw on Cosds anA fssvsat Csip.
M yasufsSsl IS dbi9l5 i9l5 ! = =: ..sa. as1sii d
H& as yfs3s, ~ 49, - = - = SolAsA =.
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SUFFERED FOR FouR vEAas.

Mr. J. M. Sinclair of olivshill
Tenn, writes: II strained my back,
which weakened my kidneys and
caused an awful bad backAthe ana
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Cotton Market.

New York.-March, 11.19; May,
l1.4O: July, 11.59; October. 11.80; De-
cember, 1913. Middl.ng uplands,
1l.30.
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hslp,n,est,

Johns wife IL . wonderful help t.
him."
"Yesf"
Why. she lets him do AL the h0use-
work and doss away With the nsces.
iaty q hiring : maid." ss s
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Mr. ]. NJ. Sinclair. Cd for icsr ye11ss
and was In nervous stats ana yse1
much depressed. The doctor's 1e4
cine didn't help nae. % I dSei6s1 m
try podds Kidney Pills. ana I ean1Se'
ray enough to expresi Nv rSlie9 St
thankf1lnsss, ~ they eurs1
mond Dinner Pills cured me j. 60
stipation.s n M ~. Nj ,s3
pedds kidney Pills. ~. ~ ~ y
your dealer or pedts lee @
Buffalo. n. r. pe41e nm
lsts tor ltdtgsstioA ~ : 1l &
Soc. per boz &. n IS s. :. s;3
::sesaasy a E M : /! r r. 4 X y y y
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sSisska; sais 4tsf W lacrsa, ~ vSat,
q i. H. Il villi
\ s S 3 M
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Grain.

Wheat. ch. mill. 100 lbs, buy
ing ................... .s1.s7
Rye, Colo, bulk, 100 lbs, buy
ing .................. 1.35
Idaho oats. bulk, buying ........ LIS
Colorado oats, bulk, buying. 500. 1.5O
Corn chop, sack, selling ....... 1.3S
Corn in sack, selling .......... 1877
Bran, Colorado, per 100 lbs, sell
ing ................... 100
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sa ~. = Il q
News and citizen. [volume] (Morrisville, Vt. ;) 1881-current, 1916-04-12
RELIABLE REMEDY
RESTORES KIDNEYS

For many years druggists have watch
ed with much interest the remarkable
record maintained by DR.. Kilmer's
Swamp Root, the great kidney, liver and
bladder remedy.
1t is PHYSICIANS prescription.
Swamp-Root is strengthening medi-
cine. DR.. Kilmer used it for years in his
private practice. It helps the kidneys.
liver and bladder do the work nature in
tended they should do.
Swamp-Root has stood the test of
years. 1t is sold by all druggists on its
merit and it will help you. No other
remedy can successfully take its place.
Be sure to get Swamp-Root ano start
treatment at once.
However, if you wish first to test this
great preparation send ten cents to DR..
Kilmer & Co., Binghamton, N. Y, for a
sample bottle. When writing be sure
and mention the Morrisvlle weekly
News and Citizen".-adv.
News and citizen. [volume] (Morrisville, Vt. ;) 1881-current, 1916-04-12
Requests Available Now

By the settlement of the account of
Charles c. Graves. executor of the estate
of Cornelia L. Holton, late of Waterbury,
widow of Harry: Holton, a number of
legacies become available for missionary
and religious institutions, among the
number being the following:
American Board of Commissioners for
Foreign Missions. $500; Vermont Branch
of Woman's Board of Missions, $1,000;
American Missionary Association, 81, 900;
Vermont Domestic Missionary Society,
$500; First Congregational church of
Thetford (HilD $500; Congregational
church of Jehson, $500; Wells River Con-
gregational church. 5000; Congregational
Sunday-school and Publishing Society,
5000.
The residue which was bequeathed to
the Junior Society of Christian Endeavor
OF the Congregational church at Water
bury if it maintained its organization for
period of six months previous, went to
the johnson public library of johnson
because the society had not been main
tanned sofas to secure the benefits snd
was not in position to lay claim to the
bequest. The library will receive the
residue which amounts to S460.O7. Mrs.
Holton who was the widow of Congre-
gational minister, died in may, 1915. All
the avails of the estate went to church
organizations.
The bequests tctalled 81. 46O.O7.
News and citizen. [volume] (Morrisville, Vt. ;) 1881-current, 1916-04-12
LONG ISLAND SOUND BOATS
Now Being RELOCATED to the
Scrap Heap.

The junk heap is awaiting the re-
mains of what were a quarter OF a
century ago the "queens of Long
Island sound" the steamers Pilgrim
and Puritan. The Pilgrim is at
Fox point, Providence, r. l., and
the Puritan lies at the New England
Navigation company's wharf in New
London, Conn.,, an exchange says.
Neither boat has been in commits
sion for several years, the boilers and
machinery needing general over
hauling. The owners considered it
inexpedient to spend $250,OOO in
putting them in good shape again,
particularly as these sidewheel boats
consumed an enormous amount of
coal compared with the modern pro-
peller type.
Millions of passengers have trav-
eled on these steamers between
Providence, Fall River and New
York, and in their halcyon days the
vessels were great moneymakers for
the marine department of the "con-
solidated" railroad. The furnishings
on both steamers, once considered
the last word in luxurious outfttings,
are already being stripped and sold
at bargains.
The Scott Wrecking company Of
New London, Conn.,, has purchased
the vessels and will remove every
thing of value down to the very hull.
Capt. Thomas A. Scott says that NC
tion picture promoters are after the
steamers to stage a thriller on Long
Island sound. According to him,
the movie men can have both craft
if they wish to pay the price. The
Puritan is ~ years old and the Pill
grim "a.
News and citizen. [volume] (Morrisville, Vt. ;) 1881-current, 1916-04-12
STOWE

Sugar makers are securing a large rur
of sap since the recent storm.
Mr.. and Mrs. W. W. Adams are recov
ering from second attack of grip.
John Varney of The Antlers, N. T.,
visited his sister, Mrs. G.. w. Buzzell,
last week.
Miss Doris Barrows of Morrisville Wis
tied her grandmother, Mrs. Lizzie Rob-
inson, last week.
Ben Hoyt Of Flower Cabot visited his
niece and husband, Mr.. and Mrs. E. c.
Scribner, last week.
Ezra Gregg, who has been confined to
his bed at the town farm for some time
from grip, is gaining.
Charles H. Chaplin visited Mrs. Chaplin
at the home of their daughter, Mrs. S. M.
Boardman, in Burlington, recently.
Dexter Alger of White River Junction
visited his sisters, Mrs. Fred Ploof, in
Stowe and Mrs. Amos Belts, in Morris
town last week.
T. Alden Straw and M. Cornell Riley
returned last week to Norwich UNIVERSE
ty, after spending weeks vacation at
their homes here.
DR.. J. w. Hatch of Montpelier Seminary
was unable to preach at the Methodist
Episcopal Church here Sunday as an
nounced last week.
Mr.. and Mrs. Fred Ploof have received
news that their son-in-law, John Belts.
of West Lebanon, has undergone an opera
ton at hospital in Hanover, N. II.
A large flock of wild geese came up the
river at Moscow about eight O'Clock
Thursday night, flying so low over the
houses that their clamor and even the
beating of their wings could be distinctly
heard. Early Friday morning they were
seen rising from A. P. Smiths meadow
across the meadow and flying away. 1t
is thought they became bewildered by
the heavy snow storm which came up
about that time and alighted in the
meadow and passed the night there.
At the annual meeting of Mystic Lodge,
No. So. f. & A. M, last week Tuesday
evening the following officers we're elected
for the ensuing year:-Master, G.. A.
Riley; senior warden, f. p. Billings;
junior warden, Fl. j. Bashaw; treasurer,
f. e. Stafford; secretary, E. g. Stafford;
senior deacon, G. A. Burnham; Junior
deacon, Clyde Nelson; senior steward,
Cullen Bellows; junior steward, v.
Chamberlain; chaplain, Lemuel Davis;
tyler, F. E. Cooley; marshal, II. W. Bar
rows; musical director, A. Fl. Cheney.
Henry J. Vaughn, who died at Water
bury Center Friday noon, aged 81 years,
was resident of Stowe seven years, liv-
ing at the lower village for five years and
on Maple Street for two years, moving
from here to Waterbury Center 81 years
ago. He was native of Pomfret and
lived in Middlesex and Waterbury pre-
vious TO coming to Stowe. He was a vet
eran of the Civil war, serving two years
in company E, 9th Vermont regiment.
He leaves his wife, Mrs. Samantha
Warren Vaughn, to whom he had been
married 6Oyears; four children. Mrs Cora
Morrison, Miss Emma Vaughn and
Edgar f. Vaughn of Waterbury Center,
and Erastus Vaughn of Santa Rosa, Cal. 4;
and two sisters, Mrs. Verona Chamber |
lam of Middlesex and Mrs. Christina
Leonard of Ripton. The funeral was
held at bis home Sunday.
News and citizen. [volume] (Morrisville, Vt. ;) 1881-current, 1916-04-12
Thrice a.Week Edition
OF THE
New YORK WORLD
Practically Daily at the Price Of a
Weekly. No other Newspaper in the
world gives so mach at so low a price.

The year 1914 has been the most ex.
traordinary in the history of modern
times. 1t has witnessed the outbreak
of the great European war, struggle
SO titanic that it makes all others look
small.
You live in momen tous times and you
should not miss any of the tremendous
events that are occurring. No other
newspaper will inform you with the
promptness and cheapness of the Thrice
a-week edition of the New York World.
Moreover, years subscription to it will
take you far into our next Presidential
campaign.
THE THRICE-A-WEEK WORLDS
regular subscription price is only $500
per year, and this pays for 1876 papers.
we offer this unequalled newspaper and
NEWS AMI CITIZEN together for one
year for 50 on.
The regular subscription price of the
two papers is S2.25.
News and citizen. [volume] (Morrisville, Vt. ;) 1881-current, 1916-04-12
AN EXPOSE.

GLOW was the amateur magician
last night?"
"Great. He took rabbit out OF
Deacon Rasber's silk hat in full view
of the audience"
Anything else?"
eyes. A receipt for two quarts Of
liquor which the deacon had tucked
inside his hatband for safekeeping."
News and citizen. [volume] (Morrisville, Vt. ;) 1881-current, 1916-04-12
CENTRAL VT. RAILWAY

Trains Leave the following sta
tons daily except Sunday.
In EFFECT SEPTEMBER -, 1915
No. u No. 26 No. 36
Cambridge let. $40 a. m. gao a. m. 7:Iop. m &.
Jacksonville 5I5 o2A IA
Cambridge S:2S o:3o 7:2o
Connections are to be made at
Essex Junction as follows: No ~
with the Mail Train for all New
England Points; No 26 with the
New England States Limited Ey-
press for New England Points and
with Local Passenger for Montreal
No. SO with the night Express for
all New England Points.
News and citizen. [volume] (Morrisville, Vt. ;) 1881-current, 1916-04-12
Ball That Hit Napoleon.

There rests in the Paris musee the
grapeshot ball which struck Napoleon
before Ratisbon, April %, 1909. The
bullet, which caused but trifing flesh
wound, was picked up by an officer
and treasured by him and his de-
scendants until one finally gave it to
the institution, where it is now on
view. That was the great Bonaparte's
only wound.
News and citizen. [volume] (Morrisville, Vt. ;) 1881-current, 1916-04-12
His Attachment.

The tramp looked over his dilapidat-
ed garments when at safe distance
from the farmhouse.
81 can't see," he muttered, why
such big fuss is made over the dogs
instinct in attaching himself to manw
London Telegraph.
News and citizen. [volume] (Morrisville, Vt. ;) 1881-current, 1916-04-12
BOTH ELEM ENTS.

Bill-Ever see him roll ciga-
rette?
Jill-No.
"Well, he does it like lightning"
'Well, 1 know they smell like
thunder"
News and citizen. [volume] (Morrisville, Vt. ;) 1881-current, 1916-04-12
Special Makeup.

Business Caller docking at photo
graph)-This is picture of Mrs. Peck
ington, l suppose? Peckington-Yes;
that's her when she is-er-getting her
pictures taken.-Philadelph Press.
News and citizen. [volume] (Morrisville, Vt. ;) 1881-current, 1916-04-12
IN HIDING.

'Why have you got your collar
turned up? You surely aren't cold
on day like this?"
'No; Pm wearing a necktie my
wife gave me."-Judge.
News and citizen. [volume] (Morrisville, Vt. ;) 1881-current, 1916-04-12
JUST LIKE PANAMA.

Church-Have you noticed that
dark spot on the planet Marsr
Gotham-Yes; it's probably an
other slide on one of her canals,
News and citizen. [volume] (Morrisville, Vt. ;) 1881-current, 1916-04-12
JUST SUITED.

81 am going to invest in an irri-
cation company"
''Then I don't suppose you will
mind its having water in its stock. :"
News and citizen. [volume] (Morrisville, Vt. ;) 1881-current, 1916-04-12
HER EXCUSE.

Mother-Alice, did l not see you
kiss Mr.. Brace when you came home
from the theater last night?
Alice-Yes, ma, but it was
through my veil.-London Punch.
News and citizen. [volume] (Morrisville, Vt. ;) 1881-current, 1916-04-12
NATURALLY.

'FWhat hating argument that
speech wasp
"That's why it came to such lame
conclusion"
News and citizen. [volume] (Morrisville, Vt. ;) 1881-current, 1916-04-12

Eczema spreads rapidly; itching almost
drives you mad. For quick relief, Doan's
Ointment is we'll recommended. SOC at
all stOres.-adv.
News and citizen. [volume] (Morrisville, Vt. ;) 1881-current, 1916-04-12
Americas Great Lakes

The area of Lake Superior is $1,000
square miles; Lake Michigan, 22,450;
Lake Huron, 23,S00; Lake Erie, $3.50;
Lake Ontario, 7,240.
News and citizen. [volume] (Morrisville, Vt. ;) 1881-current, 1916-04-12

He that is busy is tempted by but
one devil; he that is idle by q legion.
News and citizen. [volume] (Morrisville, Vt. ;) 1881-current, 1916-04-12
STATEMENT

of the ownership, management, ETC., of the News
and Citizen, published weekly at Morrisville, Yer
mont, required by act of Aug. "a, 1912:
The Editor, Managing Editor and Business
Manager is l.. H. Lewis, Hyde Park, VT. The
stockholders are L. H. Lewis, Hyde Park, VT, c.
S. Page, Hyde Park, VT,
Sworn to and subscribed to before me this 9Th
day of April, 1910
(Sea) F. NJ. CULVER, Notary Public.
News and citizen. [volume] (Morrisville, Vt. ;) 1881-current, 1916-04-12
Liberation Notice
FRIENDS

can notify you that Spring is coming, and
am getting ready for business. l hope l will do
more business than last year. BECAUSE my friends,
now you know the right man and you shall always
look for the light man.
thank you for past business.
ABE COHEN
Morrisvile Junk Man
The Birmingham age-herald., 1916-12-03
FEW FOLKS HAVE
 GRAY HAIR NOW Druggist Says Ladies Are Us- ing Recipe of Sage Tea
 and Sulphur

Hair that loses it's color and lustre. or when it fades turns gray, dull and life less is caused by lack of sulphur in the hair. our grandmother made up mixture of Sage Tea and Sulphur to Keen her locks dark and beautiful, and th honsands of women and men who value that even color that beautiful dark
 Made of hair which is so attractive, use only this old-time recipe.
 Nowadays we get this famous mixture imnroved by the addition of other in- gredients by asking at any drug store For a 5O-cent bottle of "Wyeth's Sage and Sulphur Compound" which darkens inc hair so naturally, so evenly, that mo- hody can possibly tell it has been ap nlied. You just dampen sponge or soft brush with it and draw this through vour hair. taking one small strand at siime. By morning the gray hair disap- nears: but what delights the ladies with iyveth's Sage and Sulphur Compound is thaf- besides beautifully darkening the hair after a few applications, 1t also hrings back the gloss and lustre and gives it an appearance of abundance. Wyeths Sage and Sulphur Compound is n delightful toilet requisite to impart color and youthful appearance to the hair It is not intended for the cure, mitigation or prevention of disease.- Adv
The Birmingham age-herald., 1916-12-03

by crying and her head that was grow ing gray from so much nagging at, you'd be sympathetic, because. She, in your opinion, is a thing of flesh and blood, while IT. Oh, dear, I hope in my next incarnation I'll have an cssifed heart, an asbestos temper and yellow, curly head, so that my husband will treat me decently! That's the only kind of women who ever get any consideration shown theml"
 What, MT. Caudle? You say you'll have separate room if I don't quit talking and quarreling? No you won't, sir-not while I'm alive. A separate room indeed! And you call yourself a religious man, MT. Caudle? I advise you to take down the prayer book and read over the marriage service, sir. separate room, indeed! Do you know how the servants would talk? But no; no indeed, MT. Cau- die, the best man that ever trod the earth should never make me look so contemptible sir. Don't come around me with your modern ideas of life. Either you occupy the same room with me, MT. Caudle, and the same old ashionedd ma hogany bed that has been in our family for the last 25 years you leave the house forever-vamoose, skiddoo, go!'
 .'No, sir, I shan't 50 to sleep and you ought to know me by now bet ter than to tell me to hold my tongue, sir. It's you that wants to do all the
The Birmingham age-herald., 1916-12-03

Only mentioned, indeedl You'd have thought I had committed murder from the way you went on. Besides, I was with my dear friend Mrs. Tattletale. Heard all the gossip? Indeed we didn't gossip at all; we leave that to the men! Oh, MT. Caudle you should have married 8 woman of stone; how can you have so little feeling? Every time you start this way, it nearly breaks my heart. What do you say? That you thought I had the whole day in which to go shopping and it had come to pretty pass when you get home at night and I wasn't here to greet you? Why, MT. Caudle, it is the first time that such thing has occurred in the 25 years we have been married, and then this time only because the street car broke down and we couldn't get home 9 moment earlier.'
 "Oh, MT. Caudle. you fuss and quarrel and find fault with me so much that you are spelling my poor face and bringing gray hairs to my aching head!
 What are you laughing at, sir? don't see anything to laugh at, MT. Cau- dle, but then I suppose you think of any bodys face before your dear wifes dare say if it had been that blonde crea- ture who bowed to you in the street the other day, old Tattletale's relative, that fast looking minx-yes I suppose if it had been her face that was being spoiled