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Wausau pilot. [volume] (Wausau, Wis.) 1896-1940, 1916-06-13
Child Ionic.

Freddie wanted his pie first, and be-
ing the youngest of family of five
he got it. You eat backwards" was
his mothers comment as she placed
it before him.
The young philosopher fell into a
brown study, from which he was only
aroused by the sight of more pie, now
brought in for the elders.
Mother" he said, what's back
wards? If put my shoe on wrong, is
that backwards?"
Eyes"
eff l sit this way"-and he deliber-
ately turned his back to the table
''is that backwards"
Eyes"
well, I wasn't sitting like that
when | ate my pie"
Wausau pilot. [volume] (Wausau, Wis.) 1896-1940, 1916-06-13

nu10neters in the Offices Of the
mn ar,a.ns at Cristobal and Balboa,
sha Canal Zone. are corrected every
hr Al noon. to correspond with the
sssI chronometer in the United
utss naval observatory at Washing
r Standard time is sent by wire
bon Washington to Key West. The
aren't working through a relay, OPP
rs a wireless telegraph sending
ig which flashes the time signal in
Iura0lsly TO the Darien station;
eace il is transmitted by telegraph
rsO lhe Offices of the port captains
ututaa headquarters Of the troops
"a o.. Canal Zone at Ancon. At Da-
IN ,he aerial transmission is record
EtT current too slight to permit
ordinary electric Telaying; there
De le receiving operator at that sta
Con transmits the signals through an
culinary telegraph key as he hears
ben through his receiver from the
rll2a-l arrangement that causes
lUga-s error OF about two-tenths
e. a second Eventually the Darien
seton will have a transmitting clock
eat TI send the signals exactly as
Deg cone from Key West. The knowl-
eg O.. exact time is of the greatest
1iraace TO the navigating officers
g SHIPS that visit canal ports. In
baking observations to determine
-gi-de at sea, an inaccuracy Of 8
Saad in time means an error Of a
a''5' Of a nautical mile in position.
l-' service received at the Darien
'a.0l is part of that furnished to
-Tatsel through the radio stations
. hey West and other places
-a,ls Companion.
Wausau pilot. [volume] (Wausau, Wis.) 1896-1940, 1916-06-13
How II Happened.

i understand, uncle. that there 4.
young colored man in this neighbor
hood who is turning white?"
"Yassah, and 'bleeged to yo' for de
'terrygation, sab. He's muh son, Hun
key, and he's not on'y turnln white
but he's done plumb turned. Cuhne
Tolliver got a mess o. bull snakes and
put EN- in his chicken house to keen
de rats away. When Hunkey put his
hand on one o. dem sarpints in de
night. and two mo clumb up his panta
leg an anudder pulled round his neck.
he shouted like an evangelist and
turned white den an dar!"-Kansas
City Star.
Wausau pilot. [volume] (Wausau, Wis.) 1896-1940, 1916-06-13
Better Than War.

"The whole world is preparing for
war;" said William Jennings Bryan at
a pacifist dinner.
Il know a man in Miami whose good
lady suddenly went in for spiritual
ism. Did he declare war? No; he
did not He did better
Instead of declaring war, the Mi
ami man took to accompanying his
wife to all her spiritualistic seances,
and at every seance he got the hand
some medium to procure him messages
from his first wife, who was dead
and, ah, such tender, such loving mes
sages as they were!
by this method the Miami man
soon put an end to the spiritualistic
idea in his household"
Wausau pilot. [volume] (Wausau, Wis.) 1896-1940, 1916-06-13
Woman Dies at Ace Of 1o9

Milwaukee-Mrs. katherine Orzech-
owski, Oldest resident of Milwaukee
and possibly of Wisconsin, died at the
home OF her daughter, Mrs. Julia Bro
dell, at the age of 103 years. Mrs.
Orzechowski was never in i'll health
in her life and her hearing and sight
We're as good as those of a person in
middle age. Until six months ago
she did homework and knitted and
darned stockings. She never wore
spectacles. She came to America from
Poland about thirty-five years ago.
Wausau pilot. [volume] (Wausau, Wis.) 1896-1940, 1916-06-13
Taxlcab Driver Senses Dancer.

A London taxicab driver, rejected
for the army on account of defective
eyesight, was re-examined recently,
the London Globe says.
How do you manage to drive your
cab at night?" the officer asked.
It's like this" he replied. IF we
hear a smash we know we have hit
something, and if we don't we know
it's all right"
He was remanded to Scotland Yard
for further examination.
Wausau pilot. [volume] (Wausau, Wis.) 1896-1940, 1916-06-13
Cats-up.

Sarah" said her mistress during
the dinner hour, will you go down
to the basement and get the catsup?"
Sarah departed, and few minutes
later the family heard a great shooing
and scampering of feet. Shortly after
Sarah came breathlessly into the dim
ing room and said to her astonished
mistress, They're up, num-"
What are up?"
THE cats, mum. "-Youth's Compan
ion
Wausau pilot. [volume] (Wausau, Wis.) 1896-1940, 1916-06-13
Recommending Himself

rs it good form for a politician to
recommend himself so highly?"
Its a delicate question. A man
naturally feels some hesitation about
praising himself. Still, when he wants
to see the people get a good public
servant, what can he do better than
recommend someone in whom he has
perfect confidence?"
Wausau pilot. [volume] (Wausau, Wis.) 1896-1940, 1916-06-13
Bond lsale InuaIidatad

Sparta Judge E. C. Higbee in Cir
cult court at La Crosse enjoined the
issue of $4,000 in bonds by the city
of Sparta to Bulger, Masser & Willie
man, Chicago bonding house, on the
ground that the change in the site af-
ter the decision to issue the bonds in
validated the proceedings.
Wausau pilot. [volume] (Wausau, Wis.) 1896-1940, 1916-06-13

Now Is the Time to Get Rid Of Thesa

There's no longer the slightest need Of
Feeling ashamed of your freckles as the
prescription othine-doubIe strength-is
guaranteed to remove these hornely spots
Simply get of othine-doub1a
little OF 1t night and morning and Won
should soon see that even the worst freckles
nave pesun 70 disappear. while the lighter
ones have vanished entirely II is seldom
that more than one ounce is needed to com
pletey clear the skin and gain a beautiful
clear complexion
Be sure to ask for the double strength
chime as this is sold under guarantee Of
money back If it fails to remove freckles-
Wausau pilot. [volume] (Wausau, Wis.) 1896-1940, 1916-06-13
No More.

Gould you let me have sample of
the goods, please?" asked the shopper.
Sorry, madam" said the salesman,
"but we've been obliged to discontinue
the giving away of samples since we
discovered that some Of our customers
were having them made up into bath
ing SUITS
Wausau pilot. [volume] (Wausau, Wis.) 1896-1940, 1916-06-13
Seven Want Saloon License

Observation-Disclosures of the major
ity of one vote, which classed Turtle
Lake, near here, in the wet column.
seven men are seeking liquor licenses
for but two saloons, that being the
lawful number.
Wausau pilot. [volume] (Wausau, Wis.) 1896-1940, 1916-06-13
Civil War Veteran nles-

Eau Claire - Thomas ]. Hill, rs
years old. s2e of the men who carried
"Old Abe" Wisconsin's war eagle, in
many battles in the civil war, died,
following stroke of paralysis. Mr..
Hill, with his brother, John F. Hill of
Ashland, alternated in carrying the ia
nous bird.
Wausau pilot. [volume] (Wausau, Wis.) 1896-1940, 1916-06-13
Mares Battalion Adiutant-

Madis0n-Gov. Philip commissions
ed Capt. Nyron c. West OF Madison
as battalion sdjutant OF the First in
fantry OF the Wisconsin National
guard TO succeed Capt. z. S. Driver.
who was transferred 10 the quarter
masters corps
Wausau pilot. [volume] (Wausau, Wis.) 1896-1940, 1916-06-13
Old Steamboat Captain Dies.

La Crosse-Capt John G. Moore, so
years old, for many years connected
with the steam boat industry on the
Mississippi river and lately at the
head of a large retail coal company,
was attacked with paralytic stroke
while visiting at Viroqua, and died
within a few hours.
Wausau pilot. [volume] (Wausau, Wis.) 1896-1940, 1916-06-13
Invents Rifle SIGHT.

Oconomowoc - A patent has been
granted by the United States to Capt
A. G. Derse of Co. NJ, Wisconsin Ma
tional Guard, for a rear sight for
rifles. The claim is made that the de
vice is a time saver and gives more
accurate sighting than the ones now
in use.
Wausau pilot. [volume] (Wausau, Wis.) 1896-1940, 1916-06-13
County School Graduates

Wausau - Eight pupils have been
graduated from the county school Of
agriculture and domestic economy.
The address was delivered by Supt s.
B. Tobey of the city schools. A move
has been launched to secure the
building OF q dormitory for the school.
Wausau pilot. [volume] (Wausau, Wis.) 1896-1940, 1916-06-13

ate the pony" the Judge said, for tn,
bear would then be fed and the pom,
would be out of its misery. under
stand that these wild and carnivoroui
animals have to be kept half starve,
or they become dangerous?"
That is So" said the witness. blu
not so much as in this case"
A remand was granted, not to en-
able the bear to eat the pony. but t.
allow the prisoner to engage an attor
ney.-London Chronicle.
Wausau pilot. [volume] (Wausau, Wis.) 1896-1940, 1916-06-13

Brentwood A call has been sent
out throughout Barron county for the
purpose of organizing voters league.
The league is to foster the idea of
placing all candidates on record as to
where they stand on matters regard
ing taxpayers.
Wausau pilot. [volume] (Wausau, Wis.) 1896-1940, 1916-06-13
Rain Causes Washouts.

La Crosse - The Chicago, Burling
ton & Quincy and the Milwaukee rail
road tracks south Of La Crosse were
washed out in cloudburst. There
has not been such complete destruc.
ton OF railway service near here il
many years.
Wausau pilot. [volume] (Wausau, Wis.) 1896-1940, 1916-06-13
Buy Land for Packing Plant.

land in the town of Preble, adjoining
this city, were purchased by the Green
Bay Stockyards and Packing company,
organized with a capital of s250,000
Plans for a building have been OBJ
tanned and work on the structure will
start soon.
Wausau pilot. [volume] (Wausau, Wis.) 1896-1940, 1916-06-13
2as Graduate From Stout

Menomonie - class of 233 was
graduated from Stout institute. Of
this number 164 are in the domestic
science course, ga in manual training
and 5 in plumbing. Fifty-one of the
students will complete their work at
the summer session.
Wausau pilot. [volume] (Wausau, Wis.) 1896-1940, 1916-06-13
Form U. c. !. Branch.

Grand Rapids-Prominent travelling
men of this city are active in a move
ment to organize a branch Of the u
c. T. for this city. There is a large
number of persons eligible for mem
bership in this city.
Wausau pilot. [volume] (Wausau, Wis.) 1896-1940, 1916-06-13
Catches Record Trout.

Genessee - Lawrence Clark, Is
caught what is claimed to be the larg
est brook trout ever caught in Wau,
kesha county. The fish was landed on
four-ounce rod. 1t was nineteen
inches long.
Wausau pilot. [volume] (Wausau, Wis.) 1896-1940, 1916-06-13

WashbuTn - The business men Of
Washburn are thinking of making a
junketing trip to Minneapolis and St
Paul during the early part of June for
the purpose of getting acquainted with
the business people of the Twin cities.
Wausau pilot. [volume] (Wausau, Wis.) 1896-1940, 1916-06-13
Rnad to Build Extension.

Madison - According TO -. amend
ment fled with the secretary ~ state,
the Chicago and Northwestern rail-
road VIII build a nine-mile extension
through Oconto and Langlade eoun.
ties.
Wausau pilot. [volume] (Wausau, Wis.) 1896-1940, 1916-06-13
Receives Latin hnnors

Ripon - Markings received ON the
Wisconsin Latin contest held at Madi-
son in May give Ripon college first
place again this year Miss Cora
Smith of Ripon college is awarded
first place which carries with it the
sum of $3.50.
Wausau pilot. [volume] (Wausau, Wis.) 1896-1940, 1916-06-13
Want New Depct.

Washbu1n-Th Viking club, an or.
ganization of Norwegian Lutheran
church people, with a membership OF
nearly 100, has taken up the PROPOSE,
ton of securing a new depot from the
Omaha railway company.
Wausau pilot. [volume] (Wausau, Wis.) 1896-1940, 1916-06-13
New Parochial School Planned.

Depere - st. Joseph's parish has
raised $4,000 to build a parochial
school. Work viii be begun immedi-
ately. st. Bonifaee's Catholic church
viii build a new $4,000 brick parson-
age.
Wausau pilot. [volume] (Wausau, Wis.) 1896-1940, 1916-06-13
His Reason,

Moved to pity at the sight of small
boy Juggling a 1nonstrous bundle Of
newspapers, man stopped and asked:
Don't all those papers make you
tired? ?"
Nope" the little ncwsie replied
cheerfulIy. q cant read. Path
finder.
Wausau pilot. [volume] (Wausau, Wis.) 1896-1940, 1916-06-13
Slender Girl.

George-Yes, the girl am going to
set my cap for weighs 80 pounds and
is as graceful as a willow.
Harold All! you have slender
hopes, / suppose?
Wausau pilot. [volume] (Wausau, Wis.) 1896-1940, 1916-06-13
-: WAS HIS CHAUFFEUR
..,.-.r Osscrfbss Queer Z"
ga'a S'.'l He Had Recently at
The Front

I'M, excerpt from the let,
= d t ssIa e. telling his wife OF
o. M. Gol f5e crown prince s, on the he
/ a.s h tront, is going the F0unu' -
y G'rn'p y, ~ +. at noon today.
T 'a- ar. not It. a wagon in sight nd !
psr vas ..a ~ rom loading casks ana
's9 i 55yes around, and If. il l . had
.sglng DoA letters for H. from COM
: I'D At tT ,Sg. .' was obliged to go there
sasa D t sors turned back.
1'a.' .rto hove in sight!
rasa -. an lin in the middle Of the the
isstsa j. s5 ~ ont ny arms, and the
ID. i'' 1.o..sd. On the right side Of
Sl.si-s .. ;,sI seat sat the chauffeur and
.'rT va, = ~, major. a man covered
Q BIS '--- - rom top to bottom
I'll !' ,Ss door, and l took seat
s .,,-~eur said: Well, com.
--ls '-1' IN YOU want TO go? l
q. ' W. far as H The chauffeur
81 !. z Nd :. said. All right" Then he
!, .- --.r again and smiled at me
a,. D "a. pleased. The ride was a
VI ! va ! pulled ny cap dowP over
lS o- .. and the chauffeur looked
q e. .-' .,..r and laughed. I thought
--- 10 know NE? But how does he
% nj at me so while a major is
,- I...Js him? He certainly is
,,,cb q glimpse Of H. I half
around and say: May l ask 10
I = p, egtg Then I noticed for the
=, f-e .hat the man who sits back
! y, -, is. Is an imperial chauffeur. Then
/. r d to the driver: The gentleman
I HE TO get out, and whispered
"~sa the same time that the man
...-5rso is guiding the auto and who
,rrst at me so often is a high
g,sror Officer
Thunder and lightning" l said to
-,.,f Jump out quickly and stand
,.-.r.io8. not before the major, but
,t,s t5e Chauffeur, who then said
al. We'll, comrade, dost thou
nav WHO has carried thee% l said:
N 4 an the Crown Prince He
rgsd again, nodded, put his hand
ais ,ar. and the auto was gone"
Wausau pilot. [volume] (Wausau, Wis.) 1896-1940, 1916-06-13
o. 0. santina Makes chance.

Madison - 0. Q. Banting. for ten
years principal Of schools at Slough
ton, has resigned TO become super
intendent of schools 81 Chippewa
Falls.
Wausau pilot. [volume] (Wausau, Wis.) 1896-1940, 1916-06-13
Handcar Collision Kills One

Ashland-Jasper karba, ~ years old.
died as result of a hsndcar collision
near Moquah. The handcar carried
section men. The car ahead was dis
abled and the rear handcar collided
with il in the dark.
Wausau pilot. [volume] (Wausau, Wis.) 1896-1940, 1916-06-13
LADIES Can wFAR sHoEs

One size smaller after using Aliens Foot
Ease. the antiseptic powder for the feet
Shaken into shoes and used in foot-bath
Aliens Foot-Ease makes tight shoes fee
easy, and gives instant relief to corns and
bunions. Try it today Sold everywhere.
Ze. For FREE trial package, Address,
Allen s. Olmsted, LIE Roy, N. 7. Adv
Wausau pilot. [volume] (Wausau, Wis.) 1896-1940, 1916-06-13
Peanut Shell Causes Death

New Richmond-A Swear old daugh-
ter of Ole Pearson of Poneville died
here en- route to St. Paul, where it
was being taken for surgical treat
ment. The child had swallowed a
peanut shell and died of strangula-
ton.
Wausau pilot. [volume] (Wausau, Wis.) 1896-1940, 1916-06-13
The Great Objection.

Don't you dislike the man who in
sists Gu hearing himself talk"
No. replied Miss Cayenne; mot
unless ne ccmpels other people to lis
ten"
Wausau pilot. [volume] (Wausau, Wis.) 1896-1940, 1916-06-13
YOU MAY LOOK YOUNG
BY Keeping Your Complexion Young
With Cutcura. Trial Free.

The Soap to cleanse and purify. the
Ointment to soothe and heal These
super-creamy emollients do much to
keep the skin clear, fresh and youthful.
as we'll as to keep the hair in a live.
healthy condition and the hands soft
and white.
Free sample each by mail with Book.
Address postcard, Cuticura, Dept. Il
Boston. Sold everywhere.-Ad
Wausau pilot. [volume] (Wausau, Wis.) 1896-1940, 1916-06-13
Trumbower Assume putles.

Madison-Henry R. Trumbower of
the University of Wisconsin has as
sumed his new position as a member
of the Wisconsin railroad commission
TO succeed Halford Erickson.
Wausau pilot. [volume] (Wausau, Wis.) 1896-1940, 1916-06-13
VIII Not Disturb Robin.

Stevens Point-R. l.. Pope, neal
Waupaca, has allowed his manure
spreader TO lie idle this season be.
cause a robin family has taken UP
quarters in the spokes of a rear wheel
Wausau pilot. [volume] (Wausau, Wis.) 1896-1940, 1916-06-13
Sorry He Smoke

81 object to coming after the trained
balloons"
You're right" said the manager.
"Crowding similar acts together is al
ways a mistake"
Wausau pilot. [volume] (Wausau, Wis.) 1896-1940, 1916-06-13
Electricians Co On Strike

Sheboygan-Union electricians en-
ployed by the electrical contractors
of the city struck for an increase in
wages from SO to 40 cents an hour.
The strike involves about fifty men.
Wausau pilot. [volume] (Wausau, Wis.) 1896-1940, 1916-06-13
Sig Risk Collections.

Sheboygan - Fire insurance COM
panies collected a total Of SI47,912 in,
premiums il Sheboygan last year, o.
which per cent wiz so TO the FIRE
mems peEsjon fund.
Wausau pilot. [volume] (Wausau, Wis.) 1896-1940, 1916-06-13
Lightning Starts Fire.

Beloit - Lightning is supposed to
have started a fire which caused loss
of from $4,000 to $4,000 TO the stock
of the Chesbrough-Morse Wholesale
Grocery company and the Carleton no
tel.
Wausau pilot. [volume] (Wausau, Wis.) 1896-1940, 1916-06-13
Norwecians to Meet.

Birchwood-On June q and rs a
Norwegian reunion viii be held in
Cumberland to which Norwegians
from all sections of the northwest will
attend.
Wausau pilot. [volume] (Wausau, Wis.) 1896-1940, 1916-06-13
school Parade At Reloit.

Beloit-The greatest public school
demonstration in the history Of Be
lott was held here wien 1900 school
children appeared in parade.
Wausau pilot. [volume] (Wausau, Wis.) 1896-1940, 1916-06-13

FITS, EPILEPSY. FALLING SICKNESS
stopped 0Eicklly. Fifty years Of uninterrupted
lasting results. LARGE TRIAL BOTTLE FREE. ID r.
KLINE COMPANY, Red Bank, n. J,-Adv,
Wausau pilot. [volume] (Wausau, Wis.) 1896-1940, 1916-06-13
Set Date Of HEARING.

Sheboygan-The hearing on the ap.
plication for the pardon Of John f.
Dietz has been set for Wednesday.
June IA, at Madison
Wausau pilot. [volume] (Wausau, Wis.) 1896-1940, 1916-06-13
lake Residence Rurns.

Oconomowoc-T Tie residence of in,
iins Jacket al 0kauchee lake vas de-
stroyed by FIRE. The cause q the FIRE
is not known
Wausau pilot. [volume] (Wausau, Wis.) 1896-1940, 1916-06-13
Great Belief.

I'D like to tell you a bright thing
that youngster of mine said last night"
"Oh, well, go ahead"
But I've forgotten It."
Say! Don't you want a good ci.
gar" Boston Evening Transcript.
Wausau pilot. [volume] (Wausau, Wis.) 1896-1940, 1916-06-13
A Wise M, ..

Patient-Do you speak more than
one language. Doctor?
Physician-No; but l have a work
ing acquaintance with many tongues.
Wausau pilot. [volume] (Wausau, Wis.) 1896-1940, 1916-06-13

1t isn't because he wears his hair
short that woman wishes she were a
man.
Wausau pilot. [volume] (Wausau, Wis.) 1896-1940, 1916-06-13

Unless a man is worthless the
chances are that he will never become
an expert whittier
Wausau pilot. [volume] (Wausau, Wis.) 1896-1940, 1916-06-13

Doing as one pleases soon ceases to
be fascinating if no one objects.
Wausau pilot. [volume] (Wausau, Wis.) 1896-1940, 1916-06-13

How pretty woman does love to
walk down the street with a homely
one.
Wausau pilot. [volume] (Wausau, Wis.) 1896-1940, 1916-06-13

With money you can buy all the
friends you want, but they are never
worth the price
Wausau pilot. [volume] (Wausau, Wis.) 1896-1940, 1916-06-13

l'e Aston family is descended from
=, Jacob Astor, who was born q;
.li'rt a village near Heidelberg
y, 1-4ay. IN lI63. lie came TO New
IA 10 l'>& Astoria was the name
-e oregon trading station which
! @'aied in 1911, 100 miles north.
vs. Of Portland. on the Columbia riv.
. Us derivation is obvious.
Wausau pilot. [volume] (Wausau, Wis.) 1896-1940, 1916-06-13

Courtship after marriage is more
important than it was before.
Wausau pilot. [volume] (Wausau, Wis.) 1896-1940, 1916-06-13

The chronic kicker is always on the
Job.
Wausau pilot. [volume] (Wausau, Wis.) 1896-1940, 1916-06-13

There is danger that little learn
ing will result in a swelled head.
Wausau pilot. [volume] (Wausau, Wis.) 1896-1940, 1916-06-13
Appropriate Action.

Il hear the young nobleman is
spoons on Gwendolen."
Yes; it's made quite a stir"
Wausau pilot. [volume] (Wausau, Wis.) 1896-1940, 1916-06-13

% best who has the laugh
11e chs- fellow
Wausau pilot. [volume] (Wausau, Wis.) 1896-1940, 1916-06-13
Naturally So.

what is the principal use of re-
peating rifies?"
ITO make every shot tell"
Evening journal., 1916-04-06
The lnviOIabiIify of the Mails al Sea
From the New York SUM-

The reply OF the Allies to our Gov
ernment's protest against the deten-
tiOn and examination Of neutral mails
appears to recognize as OF binding
force the agreement contained in Ar
ticle Of The Hague Convention. Num-
Der Eleven. of the series of 1907, Ihis
article is as follows:
"The postal correspondence OF neu-
trails or belligerents. whatever its Off
cial or private character may be.
found on the high seas on board a
neutral or enemy ship. is inviolable.
II the ship is detained. the correspond
ence is forwarded by the captor with
the least possible delay"
The general position taken by the
Allies is that this treaty has not been
violated i'm any case with regard to
true correspondence that the
search for contraband concealed un-
der the postal folders of the parcel
post does not affect the inviolable
rights OF true correspondence such
mail matter being Of the same char
acter as packages sent by freight or
express and equally subject TO war
time search for contraband.
But suppose that the Allies had
gone a step further. Suppose that by
way OF defence. instead OF differenti-
ating between true correspondence
and parcel post packages, they had
sQuarely asserted that the foregoing
article of Convention XI. is not in
force under present war conditions.
Article 9 of the same Convention
that declares the inviolability on the
high seas of the postal correspondence
OF neutrals or belligerents, whatever
its official or private character may
be- also declares the following ex-
ception TO the aforesaid operation ol
the rule:
THE provisions of the present Con
vention do not apply except between
Evening journal., 1916-04-06
yACILLATING AFFILIATIONS.

COME weeks ago President Wilson entered into
~ desperate Irritation with Senator Iimham Lewis
while Democrats looked and cried Scandal"
Somebody and told Tom Marshall's Mother State
Indiana, and when Mr.. Wilson made his Western
'world-on-irc" trip old Lady Indiana gave him to un-
dcrsand that II he left her Tom home night fuss
with that Senator from Illinois tho Democratic vote
the Hoosier State could he stuck in a matchbox. So
the announcement appeared that Wilson had returned
TO his first love. Tom Marshall But in doing so he
winked his eye over his shoulder at Jimham.
All this before the Republicans pollcd such a
tremendous vote in the Indiana primaries. Since then
IL is rumorcd that Wilson is again flirting with the
Senator from Illinois whom he wants for a running
mate, and Jmham smrks and shippers The Presi-
dent believes that Indiana is a lost cause and
longer political wedocS with Marshall will avail him
nothing. while Illinois may be propitiated
II the Illinois primaries give the President the same
jolt he will can Jimham, and there will be no breach
Of promise suit because the Senator from Illinois is
charged with notice Of the yagarous mind or his pres
ent wOoer