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The Washington herald., 1916-06-01
AUTO PRIZES GIVEN.
Winners In Colored Floral Parade
Presented at Theater.

The prizes won in the colored auto floral
parade last Saturday will be presented
to the winners at the Howard Theater
tonight between the acts of Tennessee s
Pardner." Joseph Berberich, H. c. Cess
ford, inspector of police; j. c. DowelI,
and Edward Noigt, jr., the judges of the
parade, will occupy box with several
guests.
Thomas winner of the first prize for
the prettiest pleasure car; Howard A.
Thomas, second prize for best commercial
entry; National Benefit Association, third
prize for second best commercial entry;
Charles Davis, fourth prize for second
prettiest pleasure car; the Ebbitt Waiter
Association, special prize for the largest
association representation in the parade.
The Washington herald., 1916-06-01
AT MOSBY FUNERAL
Former Comrades VIII Bury Con-
federate Leader Today.

Military organizations from Alexandria
and Charlottesville will act as escort of
honor at the funeral in Warrenton, Va
today of Col. John S. Mosby. Veterans
of the civil war and allied organizations
of younger members from many towns
surrounding Warenton also will attend.
The body of the noted warrior Will
leave Union Station at o'clock this
morning and arrive at Warrenton at II
clock. Accompanying 1t will be Charles
w Russell brother-in-law of Col. Mosby;
the three daughters. Miss Ada Mosby,
Miss Pauline Mosby and Mrs. Stuart
Mosby Coleman and nieces and nephews.
Among the friends who will go from
here are DIR. Murray Russell Miss Mona
Thompson, Richard Brooke and Lawrence
Washington.
The Washington herald., 1916-06-01
To Thank Foreign Governments

At the instance of Senator Stone, the
Senate today adopted a resolution author
| izing the President to convey the ac-
! acknowledgements of the United States to
various foreign governments who have
participated IN the Panama-Paciic Inter
national Exposition.
The Washington herald., 1916-06-01
WOULD ENLIGHTEN VOTER.
Owens Bill Would Bring Candi-
dates Into the Open.

A comprehensive plan for enlightenins
the voter concerning the qualification Of
candidates for the Senate and House of
Representatives is provided by Senator
owen, of Oklahoma, in a bill introduced
by him yesterday. He calls it the Fed.
eraI publicity pamphlet act.
Under this bill a pamphlet would be
printed before the primaries, in which
candidates for the Senate and the House
could have published their pictures and
such statements as would be proper, CIV
ing the reasons why they should be nom-
mated or elected.
The Washington herald., 1916-06-01
Hogan Leaves for Convention

A delegation escorted Attorney Frank
j. Hogan to Union Station last night,
where he boarded a train for Chicago.
Mr.. Hogan, who claims the local Repub-
lican election as delegate to the conven-
ton, has gone to the Windy City to con-
test the certificate hold by the Miller
Chase faction
The Washington herald., 1916-06-01
Wilson to Review Knights Templal

The annual Ascension Day parade and
service Of the Knights Templar will be
held Thursday night, the five local COM
manderies taking part. Columbia Com
mandery, No. q will be in charge The
parade will form at the New Masonic
The Washington herald., 1916-06-01

Temple at 7:3O o'clock, and will march up
New York avenue to the White House,
entering the east gate in columns OF fours
and will be reviewed by President Wilson
The Washington herald., 1916-06-01
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CONTINUED FROM PAGE ONE.
The Washington herald., 1916-06-01
Reasonable Charges

All work is done in our clean. modernly equip
ped plant in the hreproof Woodward Building.
Our plant is open to inspecdon-and we welcome
you here at any time
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Mrs. A. G. NJ Robertson Honors Mrs w. H. Hlserman
Mrs. Grafton Beall, Dinner Hos tess. .5.>=,
Mr. and Mrs. August Dreier's Christening Luau
Mr. and Mrs. Alexander G. HAYES Dinner Party.
Mr. Henry R. Wolcotts lnforma Dinner.
An Evening at Waianae .:.:~. ".."%.
Capt. and Mrs Edward Carpenters Dinner
Mr. and Mrs Edward D. Tenney'7 Tennis Supper
Brig. Gen. and Mrs. Robert Evans Dinner.
Dutch Supper .<:-.
Mrs. Francis Gays Poi Supper Dance.
Mrs. James Jaegers Day in the Country
Miss Grace Robertson Honors Mrs. Douglas Baldwin
Mr.. and Mrs Sanford B. Dole's Buffet Luncheon
Mrs William H. Campbelrs Tea.
Mrs Bruce Cartwright. Jrr Dinner Hostess
A Surprise Party at the PatteT Studio
Mrs. A. G. NJ Robertsons POI Luncheon
Mrs William Haley Hiserman Honored IN
Mr.. and Mrs. Ambrose Patterson Studio Tea
Mrs James Cockburns Kahala Outing
Miss Hazel auckland, Honored #>>:
Admiral and Mrs Clifford Boush's Dinner
Mrs r. F. Clayton, a Bridge Hostess ...
Mrs. Douglas Baldwin Much Fe ted ..... r..
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M. Robertson, Mrs. James d. Dough.
erty, Mrs. Arthur Davidson, Mrs. Gus
tav Schaefer, Mrs. Howard Ellis,
Madame Ellis, Miss Ellis, Mrs. Ru-
dolph Buchly, Miss May Sutherland,
Mrs. Arnett Mathews, Mrs. Charles
Chillingworth, Mrs A. ]. Campbell.
Mrs. A. N. Campbell, Mrs. Elizabeth
Freeth, Mrs. Bruce Cartwright, Jr.,
Miss Edith Williams, Mrs. Robert E.
Mist, Mrs. Ned Loomis, Miss Dorothy
Guild, Miss Josephine Soper, Miss
Ruth Soper, Miss Blanche Soper, Mrs.
Walter Macfarlane, Miss May Frazer,
Mrs. Charles Stillman, Mrs. James
Jaeger, Miss Mary Lucas, Miss Hattie
Lucas, Miss Sibyl Robertson and Miss
Grace Robertson.
JUDGE AND MRS. SANFORD B. 4
DOLE'S BEACH LUNCHEoNN i.
Today Judge and Mrs. Sanford B..
Dole are entertaining some of the
younger society set OF Honolulu for
beach luncheon. Many of these
guests are home from college. There
is no couple in all the islands who
have a greater aloha for the young
folks than Judge and Mrs. Dole.
An invitation from Judge Dole to
any Of the younger set for tramp in
the hills is always joy to the ones
hidden.
The guests invited by Judge and
Mrs. Dole are Miss Laura Low, Miss
Harriet Hatch, Miss Alice Cooke,
Miss Margaret Hind, Miss Mona Hind,
D,,Nh
Miss Ann Poucher, Miss Thelma K.
Murphy, Miss Eleanor Gartley, Miss
Grace Carter, Miss Mary Won Holt,
Miss Hilda Won Holt, Miss Emily
Cooke, Miss Katie Singlehurst, Miss
Helen Church, Miss Wilhelmina Ten
ney, Miss Lois Brundred, Miss Alice
Hastings, Mr.. Henry Carter, Mr.. Jack
Gait, Mr.. Bob Purvis, Mr. Bob White,
Mr.. Cornell Franklin, Mr.. Platt Cooke,
Mr.. Ronald Won Holt, Mr. George Full.
Ter, Mr.. Ernest Gay, Mr.. Vernon Ten.
ney and others. ."... -.
Mr.. AND MRS. ALEXANDER G.
HAYES THURSDAY DINNER
Mr. and Mrs. Alexander G. HAYES
entertained on Thursday evening at
bridge dinner. The table was very
dainty, with a silver basket filled
with white daisies and maiden-hair
fern. Long strands of brilliant green
and white tulle were most effective.
After dinner the guests played bridge.
Mr.. and Mrs Halves guests we're
Judge and Mrs. Edward NJ, Watson,
DIR. and Mrs. Harvey Murray, Mr.. and
Mrs Charles Chillingworth, Mrs.
Spencer and Judge Francis u. Hatch.
= + i
MRS. A. B. INGALLS, HOME FROM
YEAR OF STUDY j..
A new and very valuable element is
to brought into the music of our COM
munity this year by Mrs. A B. ingalls,,
Honolulu's pioneer violin instructor.
Mrs. ingalls, is always student
las well as a rare teacher) as her
numerous trips to the states and Eu-
rope for further study have proved.
Mrs. ingalls, spent the past year in
New York City, taking course at
the Institute of Musical Art, of which
the famous Frank DamroSch is direc-
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tor. Outside of the few national con-
servatories of Europe where entrance
is gained only by very severe COM
retitive examinations, there are no in
situations maintaining the standard OF
the Damrosca school; therefore Mrs.
Ingalls, comes we'll qualified to inau-
gurate this new branch. which is call
ed ear-training harmonic and melodfc.
In all the Conservatives and music
schools, and in the universities, great
and small this branch is now con-
sidered of very great Importance, and
is compulsory for all students OF mu-
sic, vocal or instrumental.
Mrs. ingalls, will open these classes
at her sutdio, 1852 Kinau street, after
the first Of September. instruction
will be given only in classes, which
will be open to beginners and advanc-
ed music students of piano, violin or
voice, adults or children, and even
these who are not taking an active
interest in music would find these
classes helpful in their. listening to-,
and appreciation of, all music
. Mrs. Ingalls, will also continue her
violin teaching Elk 81.
+ T. + .:<=>. =
MADAME ALDRICH TO BE j.
u HEARD IN CONCERT
On Thursday, the It'll Of September,
Honolulu music-lovers are promised
a treat for Madame Mariska Aldrich,
who is here as the guest of Mrs. Fran
els Gay, is to. be heard in concert at
the Opera House All of the songs
on her program are ones that Madame
Aldrich has been requested to sing.
She will be accompanied by Mrs.
Edith Simonds, who is composer or
songs and talented musician. Mrs.
Simonds will play several piano solos.
Without a doubt full house will
greet these talented women. +:
Mrs. Gay and her guests will be in
Honolulu until the middle of Septem'
Der. ... ~
NARRAGANSETT HAS HAWAIIAN
BALL " IL" -
Things Hawaiian have taken the
mainland by storm. Almost every big
Sunday newspaper has Hawaiian
or near-Hawaiian dance pictured in
the photo section. On the society
pages one reads continually of Ha-
waiian affairs. T.
At the famous Narrangansett pier,
Rhode Island, there occurred big
Hawaiian bali on August Is which
proved perhaps the most attractive
affair of the summer season at this
resort ..... ~"
The outer portion of the Casino
ballroom was converted into a cocoa
nut grove, with real grass and arti-
fetal cocoanut trees. The top of the
ballroom was covered with grass mat
ting. In the center of the ballroom
was placed an electric fountain amid
a grove of cocoanut trees. s.'~
Two performances of hula dancers
were given by native dancers, and the
song, Hello, Hawaii" was sung at
each table through wireless tele-
phones. A number of tables for the
entertainment were reserved by the
cottagers for the cocoanut grove.
Polo continues to be popular Eat
traction" at the Pier, and the recent
return Of Harry Payne Whitney and
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I Representative Browns natal day. He
had said, one month ago, he did not
/ believe he should live to see Il. It
will be remembered he spent the
greater part OF this year In q hospital
in San Francisco in search Of health,
the physicians there holding out 1T
tie hope for his recovery Two weeks
after his arrival home he was able
to be about and for the past several
weeks has spent the greater part Of
each day at his office. He related to
his guests that home was undoubtedly
the place for him and that, on this
happy occasion, his birthday, he felt
better than he had in years past and
had, he knew, as long lease on life
now as anyone.
FAREWELL RECEPTION
A number of friends were invited
to farewell reception and dance
given at the McTighe home as a fare
we'll to Mrs. W. E. McTighe and Miss
X. McTighe, departing guests on the
Matsonia. Dancing was kept up to
late hour to the music OF a Hawaiian
quintette.
L
w. J. Kealy, Mr.. and Mrs. F. Stahl,
Mr.. and Mrs. G. Davis, Mr.. and Mrs.
w. Jelfs, Capt and Mrs Crosby, Miss
Crosby, Miss Y. Smith, Miss NJ.
Thompson, Miss w. Strauch, Miss X.
Railway, Miss A. Abbona, Miss B.
White, Misses Hollinger (3), Miss NJ.
Kennedy, Miss w. Kane, Miss Lux.
Miss I. Hughes. Mrs. A. Erskine.
Messrs G. Dickson, j. and w. Holl-
niger, " Gedge. w. Hughes, r. Hend-
ny, W. Hoke-Abbott,, |. A. Scharlin.
j. F. DAILY, E. b. 0yergaard, L. Mey-
ers, ]. d. Castro, McClendon, s.
Winsor, A. Paget, W. Hook, G.
Dunno, E. Hingley, W. Jensen. F. Nc
Tighe. C.. McTighe. Mr.. and Mrs. W.
Z. MeTighe and MISS K. McTighe.
= . =
WEDDING ANNIVERSARY
At the residence of Mr.. and Mrs.
George Dyson, 1850 Young street. on
Wednesday evening, August %, 1915.
was held their third wedding ami
versary 1eather). The following
guests were present: Mr.. and Mrs.
George Crozier, Mr.. and Mrs. G. e.
Kellogg, Mr. and Mrs. Thomas Lynch.
Mr.. and Mrs. Charles W. McClanahan,
Mr.. and Mrs. William K. Macpherson.
Mr. Fred Howc-d, Misses Adele and
Gertrude Mcqueen. DR.. and Mrs. F..
NJ Branch, Mrs. Keen and Miss Vera
Keen.
Six tables of whist were played, and
the following prizes offered:
First prize-ladies silk waist, won
by Mrs CroZier
Second prize-box fancy writing
paper. won by Mr. Fred Howard.
BOBBY prize-won by Mrs. McClana-
han and DR.. F. NJ. Branch.
Refreshments of ice cfegm, lemon
ade punch and Sany varieties Of home
made cake were served Singing and
dancing were INDUCED in-until the
last car.
MRS. ALEXANDER @. HAYES
BRIDGE AFTERNOON
Mrs. Alexander g. Halves enter
tanned on Friday afternoon for sever
al tables of bridge players The
rooms were pretty with pink gIadio-
las and the lanai was attractive with
lovely palms and choice hanging has
kets. Mrs. HAYES Is Charming hos
tess whose guests are always delight
ed to be with her.
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hibiscus were used TO adorn the table.
After luncheon the guests returned to
the palm-ornamented lanai and here
bridge made the afternoon hours fly.
Mrs. Gray's guests were Mrs. Will
am H. Heserman, Miss Margaret
Lishman, Mrs. James D. Dougherty,
Mrs. Fred Damon, Mrs. Samuel Walk
err, Mrs. John T. Doyle, Mrs. Arthur
G. Hodgins, Mrs. Charles Chilling
worth, Mrs. David Dowsett, Mrs. Clar-
ence Cunha, Mrs. s. s. Paxson, Mrs.
Frank Richardson, Mrs. Augustus E.
Murphy, Mrs. Gustav Schaefer, Mrs.
Arthur Davidson, Mrs. Alexander G.
M. Robertson, Mrs. John j. Belser and
Mrs. William Minton.
AMERICAN SINGER OF NOTE is
NINE. ALDRICH
Nine. Mariska Aldrich, who is to ap-
pear in concert here at the Opera
House on the evening of September
7, won high praise from the metro
politan critics this year upon return
ing to New York from Europe. The
New York Press said of her:
After a prolonged absence in Eu-
rope, where she found better oppor-
tunities for practising her art than
she did formerly In the Manhattan
and Metropolitan opera houses OF New
York, Mariska Aldrieh gave song
recital last night at the Princess the
alter before an exceedingly friendly
and sympathetic gathering OF music
lovers.
Evidently the tall and stately
American singer had personal ac-
quaintance with many Of the men
and women who applauded her so en-
Enthusiastically. Among those whom she
greeted with nod and smile we're
Julia Culp and Caruso. The Dutch
mezzo-soprano and the Italian singer
occupied a proscenium box with DR..
Maraflotti
In stature Nine. Aldrieh is a yeri,
table Clara Butt. Her voice differs
distinctly from the baritonal organ OF
the English contralto. She calls her.
self a mezzo-contralto, and the name
seems well-chosen though unusual.
There is much power and beauty in
her middle register and her studies
abroad have added several effective
notes to her compass"
= = = ~
DINNER AT WAHIAWA
Mr.. and Mrs. Karsten Thot of Wa
hiawa entertained at dinner Thurs
day evening. followed by dancing.
The house was decorated with Afri-
can daisies The center-piece for the
table was a lotus pond with gold fish
which blended with pink and white
color scheme. >...:
The dinner guests were DR.. and
Mrs. W.. J. Stokes, Dr. James R.
Haynes, Miss Hazel Haynes, Mr..
Ward, Mr.. E. F. Mosely and the host
and hostess. -" -. -. "A -s
REPRESENTATIVE AND MRS.
49,. BROWNS DINNER
On Monday evening of this week
Representative and Mrs. Charles
Henry Brown entertained at dinner in
their artistic Manoa home, honoring
Governor Lucius E. Pinkham and
Capt. Charles Peterson, commander of
the Matsonia.
The table was beautiful with its
decorations of dainty Cecil Bruner
roses and lacy ferns, arranged in q
low crystal bowl-some OF the tiny
rosebuds resting on the damask.
The occasion was the celebration OF
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MRS. ALEXANDER @. HAYES
ppTnrE 4 usrruspNAnE

Mrs. Alexander 9. Halves enter
tanned on Friday afternoon for sever
al tables of bridge players The
rooms were pretty with pink gladlo-
las and the lanai was attractive with
lovely palms and choice hanging has
kets. Mrs. Halves Is 3 charming hos
tess whose guests are always delight
ed to be with her.
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MRS. w. H. CAMPBELL HONORS
MISS SUTHERLAND
Mrs. William H. Campbell gave a
tea on Wednesday afternoon at her
home, honoring Miss Pearl Suther-
land. The dining room was very
pretty, showing a wide, low basket
filled with brilliant yellow peoples
and trailing asparagus vine. The par
lor was dressed with pink roses and
maidenhair fern.
Mrs. Campbsll's guests were Miss
Pearl Sutherland, the guest of honor;
Mrs. Robert Single, Mrs. George
Beckley, Mrs. Ralph Clark, Mrs. A. G.
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MRS. WILLIAM HALEY HESER-
MAN HONORED F..
On Thursday of this week Mrs. Har.
~ Gray gave a cafeteria luncheon in
honor Of Mrs. William Haley Heser.
man of Hilo. The guests took tray
and went along the counter and Sc
lected viands in quite cafeteria style
and then to the lawn, where lace
covered table under huge shade trees
was most inviting. Many varieties Of
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A little knocking now and then ..:.... =.
Turns mollycoddles into men.-Grantland Rice.
The Oakley herald. [volume] (Oakley, Idaho) 1908-1961, 1916-12-29
Why Rheumatism Comes With Cold Weather

lOIT PIERCE, Nj. d.
cold weather, and some people are so
susceptible that they soon develop
rheumatism after eating meat.
AT all such times persons should
drink copiously of hot water, say,
pint morning and night, and take An
uric three or four times a day. This
Anuric comes In tablet form and can
be had at almost any drug store. 1t
dissolves the uric acid In the system
and carries 1t outward. l would advise
everyone TO take 1t occasionally, and
continue for three or four weeks, and
In that way avoid rheumatism, govt
and many Of the painful disorders due
to uric acid in the system.
Make yourself healthy and strong by
open-air exercise and diet. Then clean
the liver by occasionally stimulating
Its action with pleasant laxative
composed of the May-apple, dried juice
OF aloes, and root of jalap. Sugar
coated and long sold by all druggists
as DIR. Pierce's Pleasant Pellets.-Adv
The Oakley herald. [volume] (Oakley, Idaho) 1908-1961, 1916-12-29


A close connection exists between
these two-cold weather and rheuma-
tism. Prof. Alex. Haig, of London,
has the most followers in the medical
profession in the belief that the pres
ence in the system of uric acid or it's
salts In excess, is the real cause Of
rheumatism. Every one has recognized
the difference In the appearance of
their water as soon as 1t gets cold !;
there is often "brickdust" sediment.
Several causes may lead up to an ac-
emulation of uric acid In the system,
which, In turn, causes rheumatism OF
govt. or creaky joints, swollen fingers,
or painful joints. For one reason the
skin does not throw off the uric acid,
by profuse sweating, as in hot wealth
er, and the kidneys cannot bear the
double burden. Another reason is that
people do not drink as much water In
cold weather, which helps to flush the
Kidneys. Again, they eat more meat in
The Oakley herald. [volume] (Oakley, Idaho) 1908-1961, 1916-12-29
ThouuhtfuI Wife,

A man condemned to be hanged was
visited the day preceding his execution
by his wife IAN ignorant woman), who,
as the sequel will show, intended to
have no hitch in the carrying out of
the sentence. After the anxious in
quiries about his health had been made
and answered he noticed that she had
two parcels, and asked what was in
them.
Wife-This one contains a change of
linen for you.
Husband-And the other one?
Wife-Oh, that is the clothesline.
brought il, as / did not know whether
they found the rope or we had to
provide one"
The Oakley herald. [volume] (Oakley, Idaho) 1908-1961, 1916-12-29
Simple Question to Answer

The editor of the correspondence
columns f1a,s a very busy day--a very
busy day, indeed. SO busy, in fact.
that he had to enlist the services of
ence.
what is the next query?' re asked,
when he had gone half way through
the pile of letters.
oh" replied the sub" "a re3Jor
wants to know how to prevent the
hairs in his mustache from falling
out What shall l put down, sir?'
Well" answered the editor, with a
sigh, 'just put down: The best way
to prevent hairs from Falling out is to
brush them lightly apart, and keep
them from quarreling.
The Oakley herald. [volume] (Oakley, Idaho) 1908-1961, 1916-12-29
HAD ALL QUALITIES NEEDED
One Small Thing That Screen Star
Lacked Was Not at All Neces-
sary for Success.

81 can" said the bashful young man
to the director of the film company,
swim, dive, run an auto. fly an air
plane, fence. box, shoot, ride horse,
run motor boat. play golf, fight. make
love, full off lifts, rescue heroines,
play football, die naturally and kiss a
a girl"
But interrupted the famous direc-
tor, "can you act?"
ALAS! :" muttered the would-be
screen hero, II never thought of that"
Engaged" growled the director, and
another screen star was born.-Life.
The Oakley herald. [volume] (Oakley, Idaho) 1908-1961, 1916-12-29
RahX,a EYES.

The value of $4,000 is placed by Il
California court on the eyeslght of II
child, destroyed through the careless
ness of an attendant at the child's
birth. "A pair of baby's eyes are
pl .celess," said the cosrt.
And so they are-they cannot be pur-
chased at any figure The mere none
tary recompense to the parent IS moth
ing. For what mere money will atone
TO the mother in her grief that her
child must be doomed to life
of night?
The eyes are priceless; they thrive
on care; they suffer from adherence
carelessness, overwork, overstrain
And when they 20 they never return
The Oakley herald. [volume] (Oakley, Idaho) 1908-1961, 1916-12-29
He Knew.

Little Edward was listening careful
ly TO the conversation of his elders
puzzled over the many long words he
did not understand when he heard
his grandfather call a certain person
an optimist. Edward frightened.
"Oh," cried he, 81 know what that
Isl"
Their. what then, is an OPTIMISM
why" said Edward, ''the man who
fits you with spectacles -
The Oakley herald. [volume] (Oakley, Idaho) 1908-1961, 1916-12-29

Dodd's Kidney Pills and they relieved
me again. l used three boxes. That
is now three years ago and my Back
ache has not returned in it's severity,
and by using another two boxes lit
tie later on, the pain left altogether
and have had no Troublesome. You
may use my statement. | recommend
Dodd's Kidney Psuz when and wher-
ever l can" Douu's Kidney Pills, SOC.
per box at your dealer or Dodd's Medt-
rine Co., Buffalo, N. Y.-Adv.
The Oakley herald. [volume] (Oakley, Idaho) 1908-1961, 1916-12-29
MEAN TRICK HARD TO BEAT
According 70 Fat Plumber, RE Wit
messed Action That Would Seem
to Be the Limit.

Il have spotted another 'meanest
man."
1t was the fat plumber who spoke.
'Who Is 1t this timer the thin car
penter asked.
UNISON"
What's Unison been doingT
"l1e took me TO dinner with him In
n swell hotel the other evening"
do you call that mean?"
mo, but listen.'
Il am listening"
when we had finished he took a
small piece of tinfoil that had COW
cred little square of cheese"
'Uh huh"
@"Piaced it on n silver dollar to get
perfect impression"
"Yes-"
And then left the impression on
his plate so the waiter would think
he was getting a fine tip. "-Youngs-
town Telegram.
The Oakley herald. [volume] (Oakley, Idaho) 1908-1961, 1916-12-29
OF Course He Wouldn't Ask.

Oliver ha. been taught that it was
naughty to ask anyone for pennies.
His mother noticed he had come home
several times with penny, SO one
day she asked; sOliyer. where did you
get your penny?"
Oliver Immediately replied: "From
the sweeper man" (meaning the street
t'vceper).
Did you ask the sweeper man for a
penny?'
mo, mamma, I Just go up to the
sweeper man and say, 4 am looking
for penny today and he gives me
one"