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The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1916-04-14
FRECkLE.FACE
Sun and Wind Bring Out Ugly Spots.
How 70 Remove Easily

Here's a chance. Miss Freckle-face.
10 try remedy for freckles with the
guarantee of a reliable dealer that IL
viii not cost you a penny unless It
removes the freckles. while II Il does
give you a clear complexion the ex-
pense Is trifiing.
Simply get an ounce OF othine-
double strength-from any druggist
and a few applications should show
you how easy IL is TO rid yourself
Of the homely freckles and get a
beautiful complexion. Rarely is more
than one ounce needed for the worst
case.
BE sure 10 ask the druggist for the
double strength othine as this is the
prescription sold under guarantee of
money back If il fails TO remove
frcCkles -Advt.
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1916-04-14

The young lady across the way says
in these times you cant tell when
some foreign nation may send a
fleet over here 10 take our cities
and so she favoros preparedness. not
for invading any other country but
purely for our own territorial az
candizcmcnt
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1916-04-14

was merry gathering that spent the
hours from Z until 10 with series OF
games ana contests. The anniversary
banquet was a special feature Of the
late evening. ana was served I'm the
thlrd moor parlor OF the association
bulldlnE' which Is specially set apart
LOT jhcse interesting informal affairs.
IN" long table Was tastcluliy deco
rated IN green and yellow. with trail
ing lengths OF smiiaX used about the
walls. The guests dressed as little
girls and included the following:
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1916-04-14

Burt Review No. IS Maccabees VIII
hold regular meeting al Odd Fellows
hall Friday evening. Anril 30 After
closing business. viii entertain with "A
parcel post party and sell rcfrcshmcnts
for the benefit OF Review. Nj lady
Maocahce. InLIlnd.
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1916-04-14

Visited News BUILDING.

Members OF tho seventh and eighth
grades OF Miss Bertha Wilson's private
school AZ Woodlawn. enjoyed a visit
TO the News building on Wednesday
afternoon, when the different pro
ccsses Of new spapor publishing We're
Thoroughly explained The party was
cbaperoued by Miss Wilson and Miss
Day.
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1916-04-14
Fourth Anniversary

Another OF the happily appointed al
fairs was the party last evening al the
Young Woman's Christian Association.
which celebrated the fourth anniver-
sary Of the o. v. y. club Of that organ
ization The members had been privi-
legged TO invite their friends. and ii
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1916-04-14
| Am FTee---You Can Be Free

Ms cttarrh was nltnv ana loathsone.
m made mo 3D. ~ dullcd my mind M
undermined ny health aud was weak
'"uluE mA VIII. THE htw kin=. rnu- hing
splttlnE madr uc ohnoNiuus TO ALL and
ms FOUL breath and disgusting habits
mad" oven my loved ones avoid mo SEE
CrttlF. MY delight Iu lf. W.. dullsd
and my faculties ir.rlIr.i. ln.N,
that Iu time 70 would brIue mo To- am
uutm'lN grave. because every moment
Tor tho day and ri-ht DO was slowly YET
surely -tppiug amy vitality.
hHi I FOUND n cure. and Q am ready to
't'I you about II FREE. Writ, mo
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1916-04-14
Met Wednesday

Tho -. James Luther League mot
"Wednesday evening. when very IN
terestnG program was given. with ~.
Augustine as Inc principal iopic Miss
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1916-04-14
HOW | CURED
my CATARRH
TOLD IN A SIMPLE WAY
without Apparetns, Inhalery. sslves,
Lotions, Harmful Drugs. smoke
OF Electricity.
Heals Day and Night

~ D. nov way. IL is something alb
solutciv different. 40 lotions ~pravs or
sickiN smelling salvcs or creams. 40
atomizer. or any apparatus % any kind.
Nothing Co smoke or tnhllc. No Stca m
ing cor rubbing or injections No clec-
tflcitN or vibration o- massage 40
powder no plastcrs. no kceptnE IN the
house. Nothing OF that kind at all.
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1916-04-14
WOMEN'S CLUBS
Civic DEPARTMENT.

Tho civic department OF the Wo.
mans club will meet this afternoon az
the \. O. l.. W hall. at which Judge
Frank W. Nesbit will speak. judge
Nesbit viii have as his subject. The
Status OF Women and Children IN
West Virginia Law. this will prove OF
more man ordinary interest and the
meeting PROMISE TO be largely attend
cd.
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1916-04-14

Glass so of tho We.Ir. ST D.
sunday school viii hold "a mark., on
SATURDAY Afternoon. April Do. a. tho
'oocl -hrn't store. corner Tmrfysizth
ana Jacob streets 5 delicious variety
q" mono baked broad cah0a r.a. and
cookies will bo offered OIL. rrl..
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1916-04-14

4 college professor has inquired Of
numerous classes OF children what
word they liked best. or 600 replies
f05 specified mother"
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1916-04-14
DANCING PARTY
FOR YOUNG SET
MISS HARRiETT DUNLAP WILL
ENTERTAIN TOMORROW.
Several Informal Assemblies Fill the
Days Wit Interest, and Plans for
the Larger Affairs Later
Also Occupy Attention.

Charmingly arranged in every detail
Will be the party given to the friends
OF Miss Harriet Dunlap. daughter of
Mr.. and Mrs. II. +. Dunlap. OF South
Penn street. on Saturday evening
This interesting affair will be held at
Myers hall on the Island. and we'll
known orchestra viii furnish the pro-
gram OF dance numbers. The guests
will be served fruit punch during the
evening, and other details for their
pleasure will contribute TO one Of the
very delightful events Of the early
spring season. Miss Harriet will have
as her guests.
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1916-04-14

T.. a I Nauiu- and Nrs Franz
NuuI.o,t viii boz hoafo.-es thie AFT
rrroou fo fHp members ~ Tho Kirk.
wood club ~ tho Windsor hotel \
luncheon of attractive appointments
pIll usher In fho other pleasures OF tho
afternoon Ihi- i. tho last meeting Of
.un club fnf fhr present season and
i. .'qu'ur, anticipated with even
moro fH.u .fr usual interest
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1916-04-14
Winter PICNIC.

one Of the very delightful affairs Of
the weekend was enjoyed last evening
in the social rooms of the Fourth
Street VI. +. church. This had been
planned and carefully executed by the
Queen Esther Circle. Of which Miss
Laura WinCher Is president. and the
members assembled with the assur-
ancc oi a very pleasant evening in
store. The banquet was served at :
O'Clock. after which the regular meet
Ing was held At this devotional
program was given The following
were guests
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1916-04-14

lrma Nass gave recitation and Rev
Steurer spoke on the early life OF
this Saint. The remainder of the
evening was devoted 10 discussions OF
their play. which will be presented
some time during the latter end OF
May. Those present Wednesday even
ing were:
Mcssrs-
Carl Ritter Arthur Knarr
Tdgar VESSEL Carl GehrinC
Elmer Schenk Roland Sivert
Fred Miller Rev. Stcurer
Louis Rapp ChaS. Poe
Fred Simon Thos Tempieton
Rasscl Bayha Arthur Sattler
Harold Stroehman
Misses
Elizabeth Sigrcst Laura Rapp
Georgia Nabcr Helen Rapp
Ella Werder Lorena SChenk
Ida VESSEL Hattie Kreutzer
Margaret Wagner Elizabeth Krutzcr
Wilma Weimer Marie DOepkin
Beatrice Wood llilda Feisner
Clara Weimcr Marie Wagner
Anna Miller Viola Sattler
MaCdalen Roth Irma Naas
hnnetta GchrinE Dora Wagner
Freda Kaiser
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1916-04-14

'conilnuod IN Monday'7 Inloms,nccrl
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1916-04-14

Reliable Merchandise for Less Money q
Evening public ledger. [volume] (Philadelphia [Pa.]) 1914-1942, 1916-03-06
ON THE DEATH OF A FRIEND

Thou art gone to the grave; but we win not de.
plore thee,
Though sorrows and darkness encompass the
tomb;
Thy saviour has passed through its portals
before thee,
And the lamp Of His love is thy guide through
the gloom!
Thou art gone to the grave; We no longer behold
Nor tread the rough paths of the world by
thy side
But the wide arms of Mercy are spread to enfold
And sinners may die, for the sInless have
died!
Thou art gone to the grave; and, its mansion
forsaking,
Perhaps thy weak spirit in fear fingered long,
But the mild rays OF Paradise beamed on thy
waking.
And the sound which thou heardst was tie
Seraphlms song!
Thou art gone to the grave; but we win not
deplore thee
whose God was thy ransom, thy Guardian.
thy Guidel
He gave thes, He took thee, ana He win rsztora
and death has no sting for he saviour Aas
alsdl
Evening public ledger. [volume] (Philadelphia [Pa.]) 1914-1942, 1916-03-06
Sailor Song

(By our own John Maseneld
OH there's some men love lady and a quiet
nook that's shady
And a cozy little cottage on the lea:
Let them have their darling misses, but for me
the smaclIing kisses
OF the wind on the open sea.
And they're some that love the city and expend
some useless pity
On "poor, fororn and homeless chap like me-
And they've got the queerest notion of a life
upon the ocean,
In a ship the open sea,
And there's some that like to travel through the
dust and mud and gravel
And they're pleased to think they live life
that's free;
But a place that's more my liking is the king
dom of the Viking,
A ship on the open sea.
So when through this life I've drifted, and at
last the anchors lifted
For my voyage to the great Eternity,
Then | want to end my roaming, then l want
to go adjoining.
In a ship the open sea
P. Villain.
Evening public ledger. [volume] (Philadelphia [Pa.]) 1914-1942, 1916-03-06
Noblesse Oblige

Editor of "WhGt Do You Rnoto"--l, Can you
tell me the origin of the famous motto, "Noblessa
oblige"? Am l right in thinking 1t was In soma
way connected with the Order of the Garter
g Also, Macaulay, in one of his essays %
lieve, ascribes a great number of things to ha
schoolboy's learning. The passage begins Ever
schoolbov knows =" I am told and |
would very much like to see what Macaulay
credits him with knowing, Could you place hs
quotation? SCHooL uihn
/. The saying, "Noblesse obige." has no con
nection with the foundation of the British ofesl
of the Garter It embodies the social phllosopH
of the old nobility of France The ophgauon
of the nobility toward those dependent on ths@
were regarded as of the same character as w
obligation of father toward his child IL Woas
be impossible to determine when the phrase ns.
first used for it was doubtless frequently IN "
mouths of men t,fore 1t was written down n ni. J.
book. 2. At ae ut the end of the fourlh psss
in Macaulay's essay on Milton this passsse ". !.
pears: EVERY girl who has read Mrs ma!ssss .ssss
little dialogues on political economy coua go.
Montague and Walpole many lessons IN hIassv hnauS
Any intelligent man may now py Ieso.-t.s .ses
applying himself for few years to matleLns,s ~,
learn more than the great Newton Knew pew a.i. ts.
half a century of study and meditation; = rsr
is not the passage which you are seekins, ~. ~
haps some reader may be able to tell you - -
to find It,,
Evening public ledger. [volume] (Philadelphia [Pa.]) 1914-1942, 1916-03-06

three years ago you know something of the
warmth of his affection for the American
flag. 1t was a splendid conception Of patriotic
duty and service which he expressed in that
memorable address-so fine thing that 1t is
read in many American schools on every
patriotic occasion Gas If. by the way, any one
day rather than another can be properly set
aside for patrotism).
Franklin Knight Lane, of San Francisco.
was born near Charlottetown, Prince Edward
Island. Canada, July IS, 1854. His parents
moved to California when he was about
years old, And the Constitution. provides that
the President must be natural-born citizen
of the United States or that he must have
been a citizen when the Constitution was
adopted And the Constitution was adopted
a long, long time ago.
Evening public ledger. [volume] (Philadelphia [Pa.]) 1914-1942, 1916-03-06

1. Was the system of longitude and latItus,
understood in the time OF Columbuss
2. Is 1t legal to pay United States taxes viii
check?
8. What is meant by "salient" in war a..
patches?
4. Who Is the Russian Ambassador 10 N.
United States?
5. About how deep in tho water does sub.
marine travel in general?
O. About what is the difference in time b..
tween. Philadelphia and San Francisesi
I. What is the average pay of policeman d
Philadelphia? GaH
8. Has New Hampshire any sea coast? ,s
0. Name a daily newspaper published In San
Francisco? ,..s4
10. What is the speed Of n Zeppelin?
Evening public ledger. [volume] (Philadelphia [Pa.]) 1914-1942, 1916-03-06
Tom Daly's Column
sn rpnAKA IA MAnRn


wen ees com Mdrcha (dees TINA da yenr)
You be sNprtsd dd theen0s I can hear
Eet can sect tCtere nobody ees near.
can hear theengs cen dd 0roun',
Water. ddts mdhG no SCUM
HoU-you-cdH sap" for dd trees
can hear honey for bees
Stdrtin' to climb for dd fotcer.
can sect here by da hour,
Heorin' dd roots of dd grass
Seeing to dd breese8 dat pass:
Hcdrin' beengS mOUiw droun'
Wan leetlu grdue cen dd 0roun.
Wen eeS com Spreen1 oUer hollotO an heeIb
You be sUpriSu da theen1s can feel
Scettin alone 1D'cn dd house eesd STEEL.
J can feet tbeen0s cen dd 0roun',
Leetla theengS moUin' droun.
Roots from da fotrer an dd tree
Seem to be gro,cin' IN me-
Yes, ! can feel cen nty side
Heem dat 1cdS born an dat died;
AM he ees part Of me steell,
SO ees no tCondrd feel
an dat eeS morin' droun
Wan lectid grure cen dd groun'
Evening public ledger. [volume] (Philadelphia [Pa.]) 1914-1942, 1916-03-06

DoPULAR revolt against the red herring"
transit plan is not a circumstance to the
Indignation that will arise when the made
quacy of the substitute is fully revealed and
comprehended.
The people of this city have never pro-
posed to tax themselves for the purpose of
providing additional capital for the P. r. T.
and handing over to it, free of cost, fat sub
way and elevated lines. which, while of incl
dental service to the people, would work in
particular for the greater profit of the COM
pany and the transmutation of old water into
gold
Evening public ledger. [volume] (Philadelphia [Pa.]) 1914-1942, 1916-03-06
Mixes With Politics

Lane is half Scotch, three-eighths North
Irish and one-eighth French. The Scotch at
mosphere was in the Lane home. That means,
principally, that the Bible was the foundation
of that home and learning was its light.
Franks parents, like true Scotch people,
wanted to dedicate to the ministry,
and Frank was the one selected. He himself
fell in with the idea, but gave 1t up when he
finished high school and started into news
paper work. He began as printers devil and
item hunter. Then he became a full-hedged
reporter. That was in Oakland. Berkeley
nearby and in Berkeley was the Uni.
versity of California. Nothing would do but
he must have college education. So he
worked his way through the four years Of
college by reporting for Oakland and San
Francisco papers. And in San Francisco was
Hastings Law School, So he worked his way
through the three years of law school by the
same methods. Then he embarked on journal
ism as a profession establishing himself in
New York city and later in Tacoma, where he
was part owner of a newspaper in the boom
days of the Washington city. And after that
came the practice of law in San Francisco.
In his college days he mixed with reform
politics. California politics was in consider
able need of reform He helped form a young
mems league, the object of which was to
purify the Democratic party which didn't
need any more purifying than the Repub
lcan party nor much, and that's saying a
great deal. James d. Phelan, the new Senator
from California, was another member of the
league. After a while Lane got still buster as
reformer young lawyer and active eit
zen, ne helped draft a new charter for San
Francisco and everybody thought it was
pretty radical document when the job was
done. And then somebody was needed In the
office of city and county attorney to get the
charter honestly interpreted. The bosses ac-
quiesced in Lanes nomination, thinking he
couldn't be elected. True, he had no money
and the bosses furnished him none but he
adopted what was then the novel expedient
of waiting at factory gates for the noon
whistle and talking to the men when they
came out OF the shops The scheme worked
Lane was already a good campaigner He
was elected. He was elected again ands yet
again, each time by a larger majority than
before. Then he ran for Governor without
money and without price. and was nosed out
on the final returns by 5000 votes Those 5000
votes still smell unfragrantly-enough said,
without making any charges.
After that the Democrats gave him the party
vote for United States Senator. and in 1903
Roosevelt appointed him a member OF the
Interstate Commerce Commission. ~. r." had
faith in this good Democrat. Lane held the
Job till he became Secretary OF the Interior in
Wilson's Cabinet Be it said, eandidly. thar his
progresslYism hasn't yet stepped progressing.
Iane haa alTass seemed q fk has IL. though
Evening public ledger. [volume] (Philadelphia [Pa.]) 1914-1942, 1916-03-06
What Would You Like to Be?

A lively, sympathetic, thoughtful and tire
lessly active nurse. a graduate of the U. of p
Training School. offers this:
| wish | were a turtle
A slow lethargic turtle,
With nothing in this world to do
But live and dream the whole day through;
Or lie upon a grassy log,
Or sit and gossip with a frog,
And know no matter what befell
I'd but to draw within my shell
And let the whole world go to-grass
Evening public ledger. [volume] (Philadelphia [Pa.]) 1914-1942, 1916-03-06

sometimes his Job hasn't seemed quite big
enough for Lane. Which is an awkward way
of saying that Lane seems to measure larger
than any job he has ever held He can't be
President, so a good boost can do no harm.
(Facetiously speaking again) Short, thickset,
well-knit, a little portly; his dome-lilke head
bald except in back and on top before the ear
line his mouth firm, his eyes gray-blue and
friendly, his voice as cordial his coun-
tenance.
What the Flag Said
Lane heard the flag say this:
Let me tell you who 1 am. The work that
we do Is the making of the real flag. I am not
the fag--not at all. Il am but its shadow. I
whatever you make me, nothing more. L
am your belief in yourself, your dream of what
a people may become. live a changing life,
a life of moods and passions, Of heart breaks
and tired muscles. Sometimes l am strong
with pride, when men do an honest work, fit
ting the rails together truly. Sometimes I
droop, for then purpose has gone from me,
and cyncally I play the coward. Sometimes
I am loud, gar1sh and full of that ego that
blasts Judgment. But always I am all that
you hope to be and have the courage to try
for
"I am song and fear, struggle and panic,
and ennobling hope. I am the days work of
the weakest man. and the largest dream of
the most daring. am the Constitution and
the courts, statutes and statute makers, sol.
dier and dreadnought. drayman and street
sweep, cook, counselor and clerk. I am the
battle Of yesterday and the mistake of tomor.
row. I am the mystery of the men who do
without knowing why. I am the clutch OF an
idea and the reasoned purpose of resolution.
I am no more than what you believe me to be,
and I am all that you believe I can be. I am
what you make me, nothing more. I swing
before your eyes as bright gleam of color.
a symbol of yourself, the picture suggestion
of that big thing which makes this nation.
My stars and my stripes are your dreams and
your labors. They are bright with cheer,
brilliant with courage, firm with faith be.
cause you have made them out of your
hearts, for you are the makers of the flag, and
it is well that you glory in the making"
Evening public ledger. [volume] (Philadelphia [Pa.]) 1914-1942, 1916-03-06

is q good Democrat who
can never be President.
Secretary Lane can be n
Supreme Court Justice, or
a Senator or an Interstate
Commerce Commissioner,
or a Cabinet member Cas
he is at present., but he
can't be President. The
Constitution prevents that.
But 1t can't prevent his
being a patriot. If you
read his speech on the
Evening public ledger. [volume] (Philadelphia [Pa.]) 1914-1942, 1916-03-06
Answers to Saturdays Quiz

1. British Honduras.
Q. T-Oliere.
8. Frank It. Fletcher, rear admiral
4. Edgar Fahs Smith.
o. Four miles. .a4
@. East.
4. Twenty-Five cents, under the coinage .aa
of 1873.
8. Counting by tons is prehistoric. The assI.
NAL fraction system came in with loss.
rithms, during the seventeenth century
0. Antonio SaIandra.
10. In area, Los Angeles. Estimated popula.
tions, January 1, 1915, gives Los Angeles
slight advantage.
Evening public ledger. [volume] (Philadelphia [Pa.]) 1914-1942, 1916-03-06
PnsthumOns Fame

Editor OF "What Do You hhoio .sts. I'M
quoted:
Their MONDAY never knows
The height to which they rlse'
'Tis night alone which shows
How star surpasses star .
II rs a poem a. tha,r Iisattme j. Men
WIN some reader answer this question:
Evening public ledger. [volume] (Philadelphia [Pa.]) 1914-1942, 1916-03-06
Haberdasher

Editor Of @What Do You Kuow'--Wh =
the origin of the term haberdasher as -pR
to dealer in mems furnishings?
hanefdasheF COMES from the word nz -
klnd q 14o1h tne width 81 HhfchH aaH -
- #fzs Nfsz4 SnenEeF 4 hapertassg
4e 4szAzz 9 Hanefsazefle Of &
Evening public ledger. [volume] (Philadelphia [Pa.]) 1914-1942, 1916-03-06
Dead Reckoning

Editor of "TVhat Do You KHot0"--l nave AVE- ~.
read of a ship that was sailed by dead IssSss
ing. What does this mean?
Dead reckoning is calculation OF 80 ~
position without any observation OF the .-sf
emily bodies The captain makes guess s,s Il
consulting his chronometer, his compass H'7
and after observing the wind.
Evening public ledger. [volume] (Philadelphia [Pa.]) 1914-1942, 1916-03-06
The Worst That Ever Happened

"TTTHAT'S your most vivid recollection?"
w asks A. A. "This is mine: Sneaklng into
the house by the back way, with the intention
Of getting off my clothes and hopping into
bed to sidetrack a licking, and being sur
prised in the act by n violent parent at the
precise moment I was about to slide my
nightgown over my head"
Evening public ledger. [volume] (Philadelphia [Pa.]) 1914-1942, 1916-03-06

Editor Of "Whot Do You Rnoto"-Kindly stau
what the latest statistics of Russia and The
United States In the production Of wheat
C. W. C.
The United States produced S91,017,0OO bush
els of wheat in 1914, and Russia produced u.s.
96O, 900 bushels. This Is the last year for whlA
complete figures from both countries are avail
able
Evening public ledger. [volume] (Philadelphia [Pa.]) 1914-1942, 1916-03-06
What Do You Know?

Queries of general Interest tDIH be ars,O.y.,
IN this column. Ten questions, the an,,vs,,
to tchtch every DelI-informed person sAosu
knoto. are asked daily.
Evening public ledger. [volume] (Philadelphia [Pa.]) 1914-1942, 1916-03-06
HOag's Prophecy

Editor OF "What Do You hhotg"-Inn h. +
the prophecy of Joseph Hoag, the Quaker, ,ss
found? This prophecy was published = 49,
18th century and was remarkable for uas
racy with which It foretold coming eYehI1
Can any reader assist X NJ G. to the infosH'-
tion he seeks2
Evening public ledger. [volume] (Philadelphia [Pa.]) 1914-1942, 1916-03-06
sRED HERRING" TRANSIT

There is but one kind of transit the poo
pie want, and that IL real rapid transit The
Taylor plans are feasible, safe and sane.
They have been indorsed by the people and
they must be translated into fact.
Evening public ledger. [volume] (Philadelphia [Pa.]) 1914-1942, 1916-03-06
AN AMERICAN WHO
CAN'T BE PRESIDENT
Franklin X. Lane a Lover of the
Stars and Stripes Like All Good
Patriots Throughout Our
Glorious Land

THERE'S a saying about good Indians. Let
i there be one about good Democrats. a
good Democrat is a Democrat who can never
be President. It's facetous remark, at least
Intentionally such Anyway, Franklin K. Lane