Charlevoix county herald. (East Jordan, Mich.) 189?-1953, 1916-08-04
EBERT BEDE SAYS
.ussians are great tea drinkers.

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he initiates his income in Dragging to
his sweetheart, for if a marriage fol-
lows the wife is likely to guide her ex-
penditures by what she has been told
the income is-and hubby will hate to
own up that he lied.
A woman doesn't realize how much
some of her sisters must suffer until
she marries widower
The man who can't support himself
thinks the other fellow should be his
brothers keeper.
The man who can make good at the
polls doesn't have to make good at his
post.
Some who think they are in the run
ming merely have wheels in their head.
Nobody loves fat man, but the fat
girl sympathizes with him.
An unmarried maiden of 35 years
may say she is unhappy-while her
married sister remains silent.
The paragrapher who first said
woman couldn't suffer in silence gain
ed quite reputation as wit, but did
you ever know a woman to do any
more fussing than man with pain
in his stomach.
We are puzzled to know where some
people get the idea that they should be
immune from trouble.
When woman gets to wondering
whether or no she can afford a new
hat, hubby knows il is merely case of
how much he can hold her down to.
Men are either going around looking
for wives or going around looking for
sympathy.
After man has been foolish enough
to wait eight years for a girl to make
up her mind to marry him, he shouldn't
kick about waiting the rest Of his life
for her to get ready to 60 somewhere
with him.
While young man is wondering
whether he dare kiss girl she is prob
ably thinking about the sweetheart of
the evening before who didn't stop to
wonder.
No wonder Rockefeller's money is
ainted if it is made out Of the gasoline
we have to smell.
Make love to another girl and you'll
find out pretty fast how you stand with
the first one.
The orange was originally pear
shaped fruit about the size of a wild
cherry.
1t is estimated that l4O,OOO,OOO peo-
pie speak the English language.
Why should a red-blooded American
girl lower herself by marrying one of
the bloody blue -blooded foreigners.
The person who can't get along with
out an appetizer already has an appi-
tite he can't satisfy.
Many men get good deal OF credit
trying to do something they can't ac-
'complish, which, of course, disgusts
those who are too lazy to try.
The person who shocks yon doesn't
necessarily have magnetic personal
ity.
An invitation to come again may
sometimes be hint not to make the
present visit an endless one.
Trouble makers are as plentiful as
peacemakers are scarce.
A pretty woman loves to walk down
the street with homely one.
About half the time the average man
is forced to grin and bear it.
Mexico is good enough place for
Mexicans, and il foreigners had kept
out of there we would have had no
trouble.
Sixty million cocanut trees are under
cultivation in Ceylon.
1t may have been the high cost of
living that drove the prodigal son home
We notice that folks who know 1t all
have just as much curiosity as we
have.
OF course we are not afraid to say to
persons face the things we say be-
hind his back-we merely do not wish
to hurt his feelings.
Some men even like to brag of how
much they owe.
If at the age of 2 years child doesn't