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Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1916-03-13
Standing of the Teams

Notwithstanding the loud and long
calls at Central High for baseball, this
sport will not be taken up this sea-
son. 1t has been announced how
ever. that tennis will be given elabor-
ate attention, and that courts will be
established on Allison Hill and in the
West End of the city, and that these
courts will be rented to outside tennis
players, and money raised in this
manner to .defray expenses. Candi-
dates for the tennis teams will report
this week, and in addition to the schol-
astic series there will be class con-
tests.
Tech High lost TO Myerstown Satur-
day, score 81 10 so. According TO re-
ports 1t was everything but a basket
ball game. Killinger, Sourbier and
Miller were big stars.
j. Franklin Baker is having a hard
time getting into the game. He is
still off duty because of a crippled
finger. 1t is said he may not get into
the game for three weeks.
The p. o. S. of \. Quot League
promise more interesting sport this
week. Enhaut leads the race with 61
games won and IS lost. Their per-
centage is .7SS. Harrisburg Camp No
s holds second place with "A games
won and 26 lost, percentage. .740. This
weeks games include Steelton al
Camp No. $50, Harrisburg; Penbrook
at Enhaut: Camp No. 716, Harrisburg
meets Highspire; and Highspire will
play at Penbrook.
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1916-03-13
REAL FIGHTERS
MEET WEDNESDAY
Tim Droney and frankie Nc.
Guire Will Mix 1t Up in
Wind-up Feature

Harrisburg fight fans will get an
other boxing exhibition Wednesday
night at the Orpheum theater. The
program includes four lively prelim-
mary bouts and a wind-up between
Tim Droney of Lancaster and Frank
Mcguire, Williamsport.
While there is a large amount OF
interest manifested in all the bouts,
the wind-up will be watched closely
because of the recent engagements OF
the participants Both boys are fast
13S-pound. fighters. Mcclure has met
Sam Robideay of the United States
navy, and Benny Leonard, a pair that
fights tonight in Philadelphia.
Mcguire has knocked out Sam
Smedley of Philadelphia; Battling
Kelley from Baltimore. lie fought
draws with Johnny Gill of York and
other young fighters. Tim Droney
has long been recognized as a real
fighter, and is known everywhere as
the price of the White Rose City.
The seat sale starts to- day with a new
arrangement of prices. The first bout
will be called at $50.
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1916-03-13
DEMAND FOR CARS
UNPRECEDENTED
Surplus Cash Invested in Latest
Medium-Priced Motor
Vehicles

Never before in the history of the
automobile industry has there been
such an Overwhelming demand for
pleasure cars as that which is now
swamping manufacturers of all types,
particularly the makers of medium
priced vehicles, according to A. r.
Cosgrove, general sales manager of the
Pullman Motor Car Company
Pullman distributors in many sec
tions of the country, Mr.. Cosgrove as
serts, report sales double those for the
period last year. and if this volume
OF business continues the total for the
year will break all records
People living in the East have the
idea that prosperity is confined to their
territory said Mr.. Cosgrove. but
judging from the source of the in-
creased orders we are receiving, to-
gether with the urgent requests for
early deliveries, there is everywhere
plenty of ready money with which To
purchase cars.
with the wind-up of the show sea
son in which the Pullman line partici-
pated extensively, our efforts to cX-
hibit our cars to the best ADVANTAGE
are bearing bountiful fruit and our
representatives are sharing in the har-
vest far beyond their fondets eXpecta-
tions.
People who are flocking from TIE
rural districts to the cities i'm which
our distributors are located are we'll
to-do farmers, business men, small
manufacturers and country merchants,
all of whom have profited from the
war BOOM and are now anxious to
invest some of their surplus cash in
the latest model car.
People are ordering their ears
much earlier this year than was the
case a year ago, and there is little
likelihood of such a shortage of cars
as handicapped the trade last FALL
Speakiny of the deferred payment
plan, distinctly new departure which
several companies have adopted. Mr..
CosgroVe declared the Pullman com
pany has joined the great majority of
manufacturers which have put them
selves on record as unalterably oppos-
ed to this instalment method. The
strength of the automobile situation.
Mr.. Cosgrove says has always been
that it was a strictly cash PROPOSE
ton.
THE purchase price of a car" said
Mr.. Cosgrove," is the smallest end
of the deal as concerns the purchaser.
The big cost is the cost of operation,
repairs, housing and insurance. All
this cost starts when the buyer gets
the car. At the same time he must
commence paying the monthly install
ments. If he has the money it is
cheaper for him to pay cash. If he
has not the money then he must de-
pend on his income to meet both the
instalment payment and the owning
expense of the cara real hardsniD
for a poor man."
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1916-03-13
TELEGRAPH
Basketball Games
on Weeks Schedule

Tuesday
Seniors VS.. Freshmen, Central
High school Girls league, Chest
nut street auditorium, afternoon.
Harrisburg Y. NJ. II. A. VS..
Rosewood A. c. on Technical
High school floor, evening.
Thursday
Lebanon Y. NJ. C. A. VS.. Boys
Division of Hassett club on Ca
thedral hall floor, evening.
Salem Lutherans, of Oberlin,
VS.. Oberlin EX-High at Oberlin.
Friday
Harrisburg Technical High
school VS.. Harrisburg Central
High school, Chestnut street au-
ditorium, evening. c n r |
Pennsylvania Scholastic league
Lancaster High School VS..
Steelton High School, at Steel
ton. Central Pennsylvania Schol-
astic league game.
Juniors VS.. Seniors, Technical
High school Inter-class league,
Tech gymnasium, afternoon.
Annville High school VS.. Her.
shey High school, at Hershey.
Girls Division of Hassett club
vs. ouIbulS l. w. -. a. dI sun
bury.
Rosewood A. c. VS.. Telegraph.
on Technical High school floor,
evening.
Sophomores VS.. Juniors, Central
High school Girls league, after
noon.
Saturday
Philadelphia Garnets VS.. Har-
risburg Independents. Chestnut
street auditorium, evening.
ShippensburS State Normal
school, at Carlisle.
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1916-03-13
Telegraph Quintet Lose
to Carlisle in Fast Game

Carlisle tossers came back strong
Saturday night, winning from the Har-
risburg Telegraph; score, As to 21.
The game was played at Carlisle and
the victory was sweet revenge for the
defeat administered to Carlisle by the
Telegraph quintet several weeks ago.
Carlisle played an excellent floor
game and their guards kept close to
the Telegraph forwards, making scor-
ing rather difficult. Breaks were
against the Harrisburg five. Stack
pole and Crane eXcelled for the Tele-
graph, while Minnich, Hart and Pit
finger were Carlisle stars. The lineup
and summary follow:
ID A III
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1916-03-13
Harvard's Ideal Man
Worried by Leap Year

Boston, Mass. Harvard's per
feet man" is looking askance at
scented notes that now reach him
through the mails. Other students
say that, as 1916 is leap year, he may
find many more sex problems than
requests for photographs, indorse-
ford NJ. Fullerton, the ideal man, is
reticent regarding the notes, but is
ready to admit that being a perfect
man has its advantages.
This young athlete, captain of the
Harvard varsity swimming team,
whose measurements and posture
dovetail with the specifications pre-
scribed by the National Association
of Merchant Tailors has discovered
that a young man with appropriate
physique must withstand an ava
lanche of mail containing all sorts of
proposals, queries and congratula-
tions.
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1916-03-13
At IA War Veteran Is
Father of Baby Girl

BraXton, Miss. - Few great-grand-
fathers can boast of being "a proud
papa of bouncing baby" but DR.. f.
S. Standifer, a druggist OF this place,
is the exception.
DIR. Standifer, "A years of age, is a
Civil War veteran. When his first wife
died he remained a widower for q
few years, but married again one year
ago and now a baby girl has been
born.
The veteran has six living children
by his first wife, number of grand
children and two great grandchildren.
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1916-03-13
Two Girls in Cowboy Suits
Carried Loaded Revolver

ST. Louis. Mo. - Dressed in a mans
cowboy outfit and with a loaded 44-
caliber revolver in her pocket, Miss
Helen jenkins. l . years old, who left
her home at Wellston, leaving a note
saying she would never return was de-
tanned here with a girl companion,
also wearing mans clothing.
The other girl was Miss Nellie Nc
Coon, 16. After explaining that she
and Miss Jenkins had been to n mas
querade party in Granite City, she was
allowed to go to her home. but Miss
Jenkins was sent to the matron's room
at police headquarters to be held for
her parents.
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1916-03-13
Fathers Defeat RObs
Whole Family of Jobs

Aurora, I'll. - When w. o. Guyton
head of the household and for sin
years national secretary of the Yeo-
men of America, stepped out of his
$4,000 office, having been defeated al
the annual election by John Auren-
heimer, this is what happened:
His son, NJ. X, vlce-president of the
order, lost his 50, 400 job.
The retiring secretary's wife, and
his private secretary, lost $3.50 q
month.
Miss ella Guyton, the secretary
daughter, lost her position paying SIS
a week.
Stewart James. finance of Miss Guy
ton, employed at Yeomah Building
will step out of SIS a month.
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1916-03-13
\ GOOD REASON FOR BEING LATE:

fIeu ndu DeeH peIIHllteu 10 NlSlL Il
boy friend on the strict condition that
he return home not later than 5
o'clock. He arrived at Z to find his
mother very angry. He insisted how
way home.
do YOU expect me to believe" de-
manded the mother. that 1t took you
two hours to walk a quarter of a
mile"
Yes, mamma" blubbered the boy.
Charlie gave me a mudturtle-andI
was afraid-to carry it-so I led it
home" - Ladies' Home Journal.
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1916-03-13
CENTRAL CHAMPION TEAM

Lack of competitors has given the
Central High school debating team the
championship of Dauphin county.
Recently the Central team composed
of Harold Eckert. Homer Kreider,
Ruth Beatty and Ezra Strohm, de-
feated the Tech team. The Central
speakers will represent this county in
debates with teams from other coun-
ties in the State
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1916-03-13
sALVE nOX SAVES LIFE

Charles Brown, colored, of Middle
town, probably saved his life last
week. when he used a small tin salve
box as a compress. after he fell and
ruptured an artery in his cheek. He
applied at the Harrisburg hospital OF
Saturday in n weakened condition
where he received treatment
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1916-03-13
CENTRAL CAN TIE UP SCHOLASTIC CEWAMSPORT BASEBALL
ROBERT BURNS LODGE TO
COMPLETE ANNIVERSARY

At least $50 people are expected to
be present March 20 at the Masonic
Temple, Third and State streets,
when Robert Burns Lodge. No. 464,
Free and Accepted Masons, will cele-
brate it's forty-sixth anniversary. A
special committee of which George f..
Lumb is chairman, is making arrange
ments for the event. Several addresses
will be made and other features are
being planned for the event
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1916-03-13
ON AND OFF HIS FEET

I sat in a police court as the guest
of the judge several months ago,
while he was sentencing a pickpocket.
Three years." said the Judge.
Jaw. / could do that standing on
my head" shot back the man scorn-
fully.
Then I'll give you three more to
get back on your feet" shot back his
honor.-Knickerbo Press
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1916-03-13
PENCIL POINT In EAR

Margaret Coffman. aged Z, of South
Ninth street, had the point of lead
pencil removed from her ear at the
Harrisburg hospital yesterday. The
little girl said that she had been
scratching her ear with the pencil.
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1916-03-13
IRON WORKERS GET INCREASE

Sharon, Pa, March 13.-The bi
monthly sales sheet examination and
wage settlement advances the wages
of puddIers from $500 a ton to $500,
the card being advanced from $3.50
to $1.40. Finishers are given a cor
responding wage increase.
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1916-03-13
LOSES FINGERS

Raymond Espenshade, aged 13, of
Royalton, lost four fingers when they
were caught in circle saw.
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1916-03-13
" American Night" by Ruf's
Orchestra at Hummelstown
Rr Steefal Corretbondcnce

Hummelstown, Pa, March 1s.-An
American Night" entertainment will
be given in the old band hall here on
Tuesday evening, March so, by Ruff s
Symphony orchestra, with the assist
ance of the Rutherford Glee Club. A
few readings and solos will mark tho
features of the evening. An orchestra
of twenty-five will give many choice
selections of overtures and all the
standard American airs
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1916-07-28
IN THE PROBATE COURT
Of the County of Canyon. State
of Idaho

Notice of time and place appointed
for proving will, etc.
In matter of the estate of
James G. Kinkaid.
deceased.
Pursuant to an Order of said Pro-
bate Court, made on the 18th day Of
July 1916, notice is hereby given that
the 3lst day of July A. D. 1916, at 10
o'clock a. M. of said day at the Court
Room of said Court. at the Court
House in the City of Caldwell, Coun-
ty of Canyon, has been appointed as
the time and place for proving the
Will of said James G. Kinkaid, de-
ceased, and for hearing the applica-
ton of Louisa Kinkaid Marcum and
Issac Kinkaid for the issuance to w
E. Parker of letters of administration
with will annexed when and where
any person interested NAV appear and
contest the same.
Dated July 18th, 1916.
FRANK f. MEEK,
7l4-728 Clerk
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1916-07-28
ALIAS SUMMONS

In the District Court of the Seventh
Judicial District of the State of
Idaho, in and for the County OF
Gem.
State OF 'oa"0' Plaintiff.
J. R. Field and Mabel Swain Field
husband and wife, The First Ma
tional Bank of Emmett, Idaho, a
corporation, Western Reporting and
Credit Company, corporation,
Nora Spielman. Denney & Company
E. B. Cloud, The Denver Litho-
graphing Company, a corparation,
D. c. Chase, P. A. Wiley. Martin
Bremmer, and Fairbanks-Morse
Company, corporation.
Defendants.
The State of Idaho Sends Greeting to
J. r. Field and Mabel Swain Field,
husband and wife, The First Ma
tional Bank of Emmett, Idaho, a
corporation, Western Reporting and
Credit Company, a corporation,
Nora Spielman. Denney and Com
pany, T. B. Cloud, The Denver Lith-
ographing Company, a corporation,
D. c. Chase, P. A. Wiley, Martin
Bremnter, and Fairbanks-Mors
Company, the above named de-
fendants:-
You are hereby notified that a COM
plant has been filed against you in
the District Court of the Seventh Ju-
dicial District of the State of Idaho
in and for the Couny of Gem by the
above named plaintiff.
| This action is brought to foreclose
mortgage given by ]. R. Field. un,
married, defendant above named. tc
the plaintiff on the 9th day of July
1909, for the sum of Six Thousand
($6,O00) Dollars, covering the follow
ing described real property, situate
lying and being the County of Gem
State of Idaho, to wit The Nortf
half of the Northeast quarter, and tn,
South quarter of the North-eas
quarter of Secion Sixteen 90 il
Township Six co. North, Range On,
| CD West, B. M. containing l20 acre
more or less; and to obtain a deere
of said Court for the sale of said prop
erty to satisfy any judgment whicl
may be rendered in favor of sal
plaintiff in said action.
And you are hereby directed to ap
pear and answer the said complain
within twenty (20) days of the serv
ice OF this summons if served With
said Judicial District. and within fort
(4O) days if served elsewhere; and 20
are further notified that unless yo
appear and answer said complain
7 within the time herein specified, tn
plaintiff will take judgment agains
you as prayed in said complaint.
Witness my hand and the seal c
< said District Court this l4th day {
< July, 1916
< R. B. WILSON,
< Clerk of said District Cour
T. c. COFFIN, lawyer
Attorney for Plaintiff
Residence, Boise and Poe;
+ (SEAL) 72l-sz
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1916-07-28
EVERY MARRIED COUPLE

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Special Offer For limited time
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The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1916-07-28
NOTICE TO CREDITORS
Estate of Iona r Demke. deceased

Notice is hereby ~iven by the under
signed. administrator of the estate Of
tors of and all persons having claims
against the said deceased. to exhibit
them with the necessary vouchers,
within four months after the first pub
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1916-07-28

LEGATION of this notice. to the said ad-
ministrator at the law office of w. A.
Stone, Masonic Block, Caldwell, Can
yon county, Idaho, the same being
designated as the place for the trans
action of the business of said estate
Dated June 20, 1916.
w. A. STONE,
Administrator of the estate of Iona
R. Demke, deceased. 630-72S
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1916-07-28
IN THE PROBATE COURT OF
CANYON COUNTY, STATE
OF IDAHO.
Notice to Creditors
In the Matter of the
Estate of
Isaac ]. Beals }
Deceased.

Notice is hereby given by the under
signed, Prescott L. Beals, Executor Of
the estate of Isaac J. Beals, deceased,
to the creditors of. and all persons
having claims against said deceased,
to exhibit them. with the necessary
vouchers. within ten months after the
first publication of this notice. to
said Executor at the offices of Rice
& Thompson, Caldwell, Commercial
Bank building, Caldwell, Idaho, the
action of the business Of said estate
in the County of Canyon, Idaho.
Dated this 10Th day of June, 1916.
PRESCOTT L. BEALS,
Executor.
RICE & THOMPSON.
Attorneys for Executor. 63o-72S
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1916-07-28
FOR STATE SENATOR

hereby announce myself as can
didate for the nomination of senator
subject to the will of the Republicans
at the primary election.
JOHN II. NORRIS.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1916-07-28
REVERSIBLE FIGURES

Lady-At what number Blank street
do they live, dear?
Bobbie-Well, when you come down
the street it's number 81 and when
you come up the street it's liS.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1916-07-28
HEARD AT THE CLUB

Who is this Gargantua coming in?
That's Fatliegh who is always bragg
ging about being a self-made man.
Gee whiz! He looks more like he
was built by construction company.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1916-07-28
WHAT SPOILED IT

Newcomer Cat resorD-Is this a
restful place?
Native-Well, it used ter be until
folks began comm here fer to rest.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1916-07-28
HIS COME RACK"

Il love to cut out scraps and verse
Unto her hub said Mrs. Perse.
You seem adverse said Mr.. p
To cutting out your scraps with me.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1916-07-28

Every loaf has the label, Electric
Bakery" See that the loaf you get
carries the brand. 6l6-23
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1916-07-28

from Saturday to Monday alta little
bit more, Ask o. S. L. Agents for
details TITS.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1916-07-28
WEEK END EXCURSIONS

Attractive rates for ecursion tickets
good from SATURDAY. Cor Sunday to
sale every week. Still
better rates for tickets good Sunday
only. Ask o. S. L. Agents for de
tails. TITS
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1916-07-28
A Want Ad
in the
Caldwell Tribune

will find WORK FOR YOU.
K You May find it elsewhere
X you're sure to find it thuswise.
For employers have the
X growing this-town habit or
x seeking FIRST among The
K Tribune's wants" for what
X they which is why"
x your work-quest will prosper if
K want-advertised!
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1916-07-28
SUNDAY EXCURSION RATES

Half rates for Sunday Trips. On
sale every Sunday-Also tickets good
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1916-07-28

In the District Court of the Seventh
Judicial District of the State OF
Idaho, in and for the County OF
Gem.
State Of Idaho.
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1916-07-05
A Big Gun Booms.

In fiery speech on the floor of the
House Representative Cannon said
that the proper Mexican policy 10 pur-
sue is to 90 Into Mexico and estab-
fish law and order" He said that it
is silly to talk Of emergency and a
crisis"
we are at war now. Let Congress
take action to clean up tRn' country
and establish a government there
said Mr.. Cannon with emphasis
During the course Of the debate
Panresentatiyc Garner Of Texas asked
REPRESENTATIVE Cannon whether he
annroyed the course already taken by
mis- government. Uncle Joe, swing
Ing his arms in characteristic fashion,
walked up and down the carpet IN
front of the speakers chair as ne
shouted 49,, 80,
icv If the Wilson administration IN
handling MEXICO, no. God ior0lu,
And ne shot question at Repre-
sentative Garner. "Do you?'
Mr. Garner sat down, smiling Out
did not answer
Nr cannon continued saying;
since the rule of Huerta' "hich
was broken Up after a year by a co,
nortnorship between the president oil
"a "a I,nirad states, Villa and Carranza,
,bfnps have been going from bad TO
worse in Mexico. That partnerSnin
W. - villa was declared
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1916-07-05

its. For after the explosion not a
trace of poor Feenlts could be found
except the mole from his right cheek.
Good afternoon. Mrs. Feenits,"
BEGAN Dan Needles, BoomtOwn's IA
nous diplomatic blaster I'm
afraid Its going to rain, and perhaps
as long as that's the case you may as
well prepare yourself for another un-
pleasant bit of news as well Your
husband has lost four Of his toes,
Mrs. Feenits."
Itch! Tch!" regretfully chuckled
Mrs. Feenits, who by nature always
looked at the bright side of things.
I'm fact" went on Dan Needles.
che lost all eleven of his toes and one
and Il quarter legs"
"My that's worse" commented
Mrs. FeenIts.
And two arms and chest and an
ear" said Dan automatically,
Goodness, that is no laughing
matter" sighed Mrs. Feenits
And the other ear and everything
in between" went on the diplomat
DAN said Mrs. Feenits sharply,
"tcll me at once! Has anything Sc
rious happened?"
Read the papers. Widow Feen-
its, said Dan. and departed, unable
to summon courage to tell her the
worst