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Sc hace cargo de la situaeion el nue.
vo Secretario de Ia Guerra.


vo Secretario de Ia Guerra.
Inmediatamente que en- n Secret2-
ria lie Guerra Sc rec;bieron los infor-
mes relatives al ataque de los Willis
tas sobre Columbus. el Secretarlo
Baker traSmiti6 a presidente los men
sajea. habiendo recibido instrucciones
dc hacer todo 10 que fuera possible pa
ra p~oteger 4 los americanOS.
Dcspues de que ei presidente Y Mr..
Baker estuvieron diScutiendo este
grave asunto. el presidentc decide
cue Mg. Baker tomara inmediatamen-
te possession de su nuevo cargo como
Secretario de Ia Guerra, del cua! pres
to COCO despues el juramento.
Una de las actitudes que deberia
tomar el gobierno en- e. presente caSo
que mas Sc ha discutido entire los
funcionarios de Ia administration. eS
Ia del envio &c tropaS traveS de Ia
Inca divisoria, para captur2r Vi
LA. Dicese que tai medica podria
ser torada por el gobierno, dando pre-
,viamente una explicaci0n de que tai
acto no implicaba un atentado con-
ira IA Soberania de Mexico, puez no
habia prop9sito de ocupaci6n de te-
rritorio. sino simplemente terminar
con una situacion critica que es una
verdadera amenaza para los america
nos de la frontiers, en- Ia cual region
el gobierno &c Carranza no tiere ur
complete dominic.
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10 QUE DICE EI. CONSUL CiRRAN
CISTt EN FL PUERTO DE
NUENA YORK.

FL agrutr GnnSula" del @0bicrno
carranciSta rn este puerto fur entire
vistadO tambitn pOr los prriodistas
de- Ia l0ralidad, para que cmitiera
Su opinion Sohl'a los successes ,lr Co.
.umbu>.
CaSturcGli. 81 Consul rarranciSta,
rXpr"S6 10 siguicntr:- FL senior Ca
rranza rSta rObuStrrirndO su admi-
niStl'aciGn Y iominanio cl pals. Fran
cisco Villa Scri capturadn pnr las
tucrZaS rOnStitucionaiiS!aS drntro lie
muy porOS diaS. Villa 80 haIla ah0ra
r0drain pnI' tres curgpOS IL. IrnpaS
Y 81 rScapatoria rS impossible. La ac-
tivIiad dr>plc=ada ll.iimanrnlr por
las fucrzaS constitucionaistas obiig6
a Villa a arrnjarSc Sobrc Ia frOntera.
D"Sdc que comcti6 los aScsinatoS de
"n Santa Isabel. dos CO.
lumnaS fucron d">taradaS rn prrsc-
cuci6n d" Villa Y de- Su banda la.
ha Sid0 tcnaZ. AHORA.
con Las TROpAS AMERICANS
CUE VAN DETR.AS DE FL y con
Las DOS BRTGADAS DE SOLDA-
DOS CONSTITUCIONALISTAS QUE
POR Los ELANCOS PA
a 4 rnNID t.TTDI a ST- r-.,,,, ,,.r,N
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FL GOBIERNO ACAPARO LAS
EyISTENCIAS DE TRIG0.
servicio exclusive para La PRENSA.

MADRID. Marz0 9.-El 2obierno la
ordenado que sean acaparadaS TO-
daS las exiSfencias lie trigo en- el
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El gobierno americana esta Preparan-
60 una nota para Carranza.

En- el miSmo Departamento de Es-
tado Sc confirmo hoy IA noticia de que
dicha oficina eSta preparando uD me-
morandum para Ell Primer Jefe del
sobierno de facto de Mexico, con mo-
two de Ia incursi6n de Villa q terri
torio americana Y del asesinato de .
mericanoS en- Columbus. \. ". e
memorandum estara redactado en-
terminus semejantes 4 los de IA nota
cue Sc lie envi6 al niSmo Primer Jefe
con motive de los asesinatoS de ame-
ricanos en- CuSi, segun sc anuncio por
Ia Secretaria de Estado, solo que IA
actitud que asuna ahora el go5ierno
americana sera mucho mas firnie que
en- el case anterior.
La situaci6n Sc considers Sumamen,
te ssria; pero en- Ia Secretaria de Es,
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IcicgEand C>ptt!dh par a ~ ahA-''~-
WASHINGTON. Mario 9.-Hoy en-
In tarde el Secretario Lansing anun-
clio cue el gobierno americana esta-
ba considerable 81 pediria permiso al
Primer Jefe Del gobierao de facto de
Mexico. para enviar tropas america
mas capturar Villa deHtro de- te-
rritcrio meXican0.
e. Secretario Lansing agreg6 que
81 Sc pedia tai permiso. Seria :Inica-
mente para este caSo. y que dichaS
tropas regreSarian 4 los EstaGcS Uni
dos. tan Iuego como hubieran cuarpIi-
do su prop6sito de capturar Villa.
Creese que en- caso de que Sc soli-
cite ell permiso de Carranza. In petit
ci6n seria enviada mas tardar esta
noche.
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SOS Y ilamando ID aienci6n de Ca
rranza sohre Ia seriedad de la situa-
ci6n.
Il embaiador carrancista Eiiseo
Arredondo cstuvo hoy en- Ia tardc en-
ia Secretaria de ~Estado V segin Sc
sabe conferenci6 con el Secratario
Lansing.
El Scnador Fall anuncia que pedira
la intervention en- Mexico.
En- Ia session de hoy en- IL tarde en-
el Ccngreso. Ia question mexicana fue
tratada nueyamente. El Senadoc Fall,
por el Estado de Nuevo Mexico, anun-
clio cue tenia preparada una PROPOSE
ci0n para presentarla al Senado. para
que Sc autorizara al gobierno para ini-
ciar UT rec!utamiento de hombres a
fin de poner en- pie de guerra un
ejercito de 100000 soldados inter
venir en- Mexico Y ayudar las auto
ridades eXiStentes en- ese pals a aca-
bar con el bandidaie.
En- Ia Canlara de Diputados, 81 re-
presentante Mondell, 1epublicano,
principle el debate con IN discurso
acre contra Ia poIitica de Mr.. Wilson
en- IA question neyicara.
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PaSa g Ia pagina ia, columna ia.
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Sc discute el envio de tropas persegu'r
a Francisco Villa su gente

tado no Sc dice que accion podria to-
marse. esperanto sin duda recibir una
completa investigation sobre los su-
cesoS mencionadoS.
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Compre I'd. sus libros en- espaiiol gns
clio E. Lozano, COZ Dolorosa St. San Anto
nio, Texas. Su casa es la mas barata.
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Pa>a Il la pigina ia. cuIimna "a.
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TO ADVERTISERS

We guarantee LA 2RENSA has a larger
circulation than any other mexican newspaper
in the United States
The St. Mary banner. (Franklin, Parish of St. Mary, La.) 1889-1931, 1916-04-15
Stamp the
Bull Moose.

Before the Banner again
appears the election will be
over and the contest decided.
We have no heSitancy in
stating the result in the
State, bnt more particularly
in st. Mary. The. Progress
sive nominees on the Parish
ticket are virtually certain of
being the next officers.
AS we, III the past, have
s tated our reasons for sup.
p orting these gentlemen, it
v 'Ould be useless to reiterate
t. hem now. All the nominees,
d both the State and Parish
til ;kets. are gentlemen fully
II lalified to hold the Offices
% which they aspire, and we
D. ink they ought to receive
he support Of the free, un'
DOS sed and unshackIed cleo
or ate of Louisiana.
People sometimes, in the
lea t Of political contests,
Ose sight. Of the main issue,
which is Declouded by a mass
The St. Mary banner. (Franklin, Parish of St. Mary, La.) 1889-1931, 1916-04-15
Prevent Hog Cholera.

Inc Is. a. Thomas Hog Powder has
a record OF % 90 cures OF Hoo Cholera
II you feed your hogs as dire,ted
you need never fear hog cholera nor
any Other hog disease. And the ii.
rectioha are very simple, just about
"hat You are doing, plus a few cents
worth OF i. A. Thomas Hog Powder
IN the feed twice a week.
Usually, though, Cholera gets in
before We know it. Then it renniraS
ciose attention to each hog-each hoo
must be dosed-aud if YOU will dose
thtm as directed, you will save better
tnan ~ per cent. If you don't. the
d. "a. thomas medicine costs Won no.
sllng' "e-not some distant manu-
Id G,urer--pay your money back.
=, FOR sale by J. F.. Boudreaux
Franklin, La "'
The St. Mary banner. (Franklin, Parish of St. Mary, La.) 1889-1931, 1916-04-15

sented to him a bouquet of beauti
full flowers. He then went to the
court house meeting where his
speech was listened to with the
same enthusiasm.
Splendid speeches were made
by Hon. Edwin S. Broussard.
candidate for Lieut-Governor, and
Hon. Wilson I. Petcrmsn.
AT the conclusion of Mr.. Peter
mans speech, when he had receiv-
ed floral testimonials from the
hands of little girls, daughters of
his comrades and friends, he raised
his hand, aud exclaimed with
fervor: Zone word more my
friends. wish that these flowers
could last until next Tuesday, so
l could decorate with them the
Ewing"
When Mr.. Parker was intro
duced by the chairman as the
next Governor Of Louisiana, the
applause was deafening and con-
tlnued for several minutes. When
at last he could be heard, he went
right into his subject with conf
dence' He said. II stand square,
~ on my platform and will exc
cute it," He did not say merely,
| favor certain mea ures and, if !
am elected Governor will advo-
cate them; but he told them. Il |
am AS certain as | am standing
The St. Mary banner. (Franklin, Parish of St. Mary, La.) 1889-1931, 1916-04-15

ent, but it was lofty appeal fol-
an honest principle, and against a
VICIOUS system OF government. 1t
"aa a manly, fearless, elcque Mt
statement of tt,e truth. When he
concluded hif, masterful speech.
twenty-hve young girls surround
ea MN and each eagerly present.
ca nlm With a beautiful bouquet
OF lowers. 1t was a lovely and
Affecting tableau. The ardent
advocate Of political freedom.
su1roun ded by living wreath of
youth, innocence and beauty.
while the glsd shouts of an ad-
mirlD g public added fervor to the
scene. Il is no wonder that tears
entered in his eyes-aud. no
upubt. he felt. as all there felt,
.hat 1t was prophetic of another
Joyous scene. when on April 18Th
every city and hamlet OF Louis.
lana will De celebrating the VIC
tory OF Parker and political free.
dom.
At $50 o'clock Mr.. Parker left
III Mr. =. .. Williams auto
mobile for Patterson. AT Centre.
Viile, tive miles below Franklin
a matt was made, where the whole
populace and hundreds of school
greeted him
AT Patterson the Arcade opera
mouse was damned with ardent
supporters to see and hear him
At Berwick crowds of people !
gathered at the ferry landing to
near MS words OF political wis
1om' and at Morgan City the
opera fou7c was packed with
orople eager to hear him.
lt was truly PARKER'S day
u ot. Mary day OF encourage
n ent aud merited triumph.
Nail 1t what you choose-Pro-
'fessive. Bull Moose, Independent !
Ien ocrat, the Parker ticket will
YIN Ia st. Mary on Tuesday next
~ an overwhelming majority.
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OF OF confusing generalitie, n
tuesday next when ,os
70 |. the polls to cast vc su' !,
Tor your choice for any os''
Welsh We'll this fact: 4 'r ~
Tor Parker and the p, ~ ,ss
sIVe nominees Register, a ' ~
test against bossdom and T A.
evils Of machine polite, " y
registers It protest as,s !.
the almost criminal va st.' ).
the States revenues !. ~
maintenance of the svy w.
pert ected through The , W.,
OF employing men 70 a. 81
USE eSs Offices which ri.
solely for the benefit d H, H.
Democratic party.
Remember that, thops
the assessed valuation 4
property has increased Or,
800 per cent. in less tb,,
thirty years, a Democrat,
leg stature, under a Jpnn
Governor, could nh
bud get funds for State in,ti
tutions, and fell short by az
proximately a quarter Of,
million dollars in recent
INES. "A vote tor COL
Pleasant, and the boss.ridd4p
Democracy is a vote to CON-
:inue the awful burden The
'ystem. A vote for PAX,
( Err is a vote to destroy tbs
octopus which has fed upon
he substance of the States
many years. Stamp tho
}ULL MOOSE and thus ds
'lay your freedom of thought
nd action.
The St. Mary banner. (Franklin, Parish of St. Mary, La.) 1889-1931, 1916-04-15

The Progressives held 4 vlM
meeting at Matilda grove neat
Sorrel, last Sunday evening
There were between five OF il
hundred persons present to hM
the issues of the campaign did,
cussed. Mr.. Ed. Foucheiuy,
nominated for Constable IN the
first ward presided. He intraduc'
ed as the first speaker, Mr.. L. Q.
Pecot, an attorney of this bu,
who made a forceful argument.
favor Of Hon. John NJ. Parker and
the Progressive ticket, State iad
Parish. MIR. Rom. P. LeBlsnc,'
leader of the Progressive parry
from Vermillion spoke 10 French.
His speech was to the point aaa
his hearers seemed delighted win
what he had to say. Hon veiS
on Caldwell, also Of Veim'lllo0'
was the next speaker. He l'ns
nominee of the Progressive psW
from this district, for State SER
ator. He pledged himseliIf eiee'
ed, to use his whole efforts ana IL
nuerce for. the good OF HE COZ
@tituents.
District Attorney W. c. Bare,
who has been stumping the ~.
for Hon, John NJ. Parker, "
aext Introduced. He laid grew
stress upon the necessity OF s':c'
ing JOHN M. PARKER Go'a'
nor, and briefly outlined the "
sues If the campaign. Herec. ~.
ed much applause during NV
course Of his speech. ,
Mr.. L. G. Grcvemberg OF Ca, y.
me-. was the last speaker ~
-p ke patty in English ana p. ~.
" in French. His address, ~ Us
a., Wa well received. and prove. ..
ygIy entalte;ning. The ne Nv
a. a whole r vealed beyond cow o.s'
h ab out. strength OF inc q. \
,res-iye party ia the First /" ~. Nv,
We entertain no doubt that =, ~" -.
H. State AID Parish ticket WIn' !,
,riv- aim Jst a unanimous WV
hat ward.
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here that l will be Governor after
April 1S. and | will use the mighty
power OF that high Office to bring
political freedom, and agriculture
al ana industrial prosperity to the
people of Louisiana" He told
them how this State for many
years had been governed ia the
interest of the politician aud the
iace'hunter to the detriment of
tue property.holder. the agricul-
turist and the laborer who paid
the taxes and bore the burdens of
the government. 1t was a great
speech. 1t abounded, not in idle
metaphor or abuse for his oppon.
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STATE OF LOUISIANA D.,
25rd judicial District Couft-'
ism IF ST. Mary. -.
Succession Of Miss Cafo!lns. "

Succe saion OF MISS Na'o 10.
fort, Deceased. No. 1000 II.
Notice is hereby given 70 VIZ ii I o,her
tors Of this estate ana 70 ." shov
persons herein interested 70 ds,s q
cause within ten days from sn s. oI ~
this notification, why the nosR s,
count. presented by the heirs lot. a. sIs
Jas. II. Trainor, deceaseo, =, he AZ
cntor of this estate should nov o.. y s,od,
proved and homoIogated ana VIC
In evideuc. whereof, "i'n, ~oss of the
fetal gnature and the ithp'e ~ Anil
seal OF my Office this IN "a! -
a. D., 1916. D,,vsR
" ' Clerk Of Coufs
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VOTE
Parker Draws Two Packed Houses Here Wecis1esdav
Opera House and Court House OVERLOOKING
No One Building Large Enough Enormous c

People from All Points, Numbering 25oo Rally to Hear
The Next Governor John M. Parker Edwin S.
Broussard, Wilson T. Peterman and
Harry Fitzpatrick Discuss Issues
The St. Mary banner. (Franklin, Parish of St. Mary, La.) 1889-1931, 1916-04-15
SATURDAY, APRIL Is, 1916.

<TRA'sF~
| IS N\Ass|slD y
az :; !; : :
PROGRESSIVE TICKET.
State:
For Governor:
JOHN NJ, PARKER.
For Lieutenant Governor:
EDWIN S. BROUSSARD.
Parish:
For Senator. 1ith Senatorial Dis
trict (compo-ed of Parishes of
st. Mary and Vermilion)
VERNON l.. CALDWELL.
For Representatives:
JOS. M DYER,
PERCY SAINT,
GEORGE T. VEEDER.
For Sheriff:
CHARLES PECOT.
For Clerk of Court:
WILBUR II. KRAMER.
For Assessors:
HENRY w. KAPPEL.
For Coroner:
DR.. BEVERLY w. SMITH.
WarQ Ticket, lnlrd ward:
For Police Jurors:
CHAS N. FROST,
ARTHUR OLIVIER,
SIDNEY WOLFORD.
For Justices of the Peace:
j. II. CHAPRON,
Il. SIGUR.
For Constab les:
PHILIP ALBARES,
l.. A. CIROIR.
Burlington weekly free press. [volume] (Burlington, Vt.) 1866-1928, 1916-01-27

potatoes, one knows what he Is talking
about.
According to figures just made public
by the federal agricultural department
IN washington an unusually small supply
OF potatoes was in the hands of pro-
ducers in the important States on Janu-
airy l, and 1t follows that the supply Is
constantly diminishing. II appears that
In nineteen of the northern States which
produce sixty-six per cent. OF the pota-
toes or the entire United States there
were 1@.3i5.0O0 bushels on the first day
OF the new year, or thirty-elght per
cent. less than last year and fifteen per
cent, less than two years ago.
Under these circumstances potatoes
VIII be potatoes from the present time
until the new crop Is produced. 1t Is
possible for the producer to hold his
stock too long for a higher price. and
1t takes wise man to know Just when
to sell, bearing in mind interest on the
value OF the supply and the danger Of
rotting. When shippers are paying sl.0o
per bushel there is not much danger
OF loss, all things considered, in selling,
higher before the new crop appears.
Burlington weekly free press. [volume] (Burlington, Vt.) 1866-1928, 1916-01-27
HELPING TO MAKE THE WORLD
BETTER.

Somebody has said that should go
we are to live forever and that life will
end tomorrow. The first theory would
lead us to plan great works and make
our lives big; the second theory would
prevent us from becoming very bad,
even II II did not help us to be extremely
good.
The real criterion of a useful life, how
ever. is to be found In the answer 10
the question whether We are making the
world any better for our having lived
IN 1t. That should he the question We
should ask our ourselves every day II
we answer for each dsy the years will
take care of themselves.
The danger Is that in seeking to an
swer this question we shall be tempted
to ignore the ordinary things and the
common relations Of life and seek a great
opportunity to something big. something
conspicuous. If. however. We seek to
be helpful to those with whom we come
In contact during each day, we may be
surprised how many times we can avoid
the fgnoble thought and act and exert an
uplifting influence. You may carry on
your business so as to make honesty and
energy a thing Of beauty and helpfulness
for all you meet. cheerful word and
helping hand for an unfortunate
nelghbor will help shape your own char
acter and in turn prove an uplifting in
f1uence for all within Your sphere Of In
fluence. You may go through the world
with a crouch or with sunny smile
that will bring joy to all your associates.
Your very thoughts may he uplifting or
hown-pulling.
Your example without your knowledge
s pushing the world up or pulling It
'own.
Ask yourself every evening what YOU
bave done to make the world better dur.
ing this one day. and. IL you are honest
with yourself, your conscience will do the
rest
Burlington weekly free press. [volume] (Burlington, Vt.) 1866-1928, 1916-01-27
POSSIBLE CLAIMS AGAINST UNCLE

The possibility of various claims
Against the United States by Germany
Ind other belligerents on the ground OF
violation Of neutrality in connection
with the furnishing Of submarines and
"a on has been suggested. II GERMANY
wanted trouble with the United States
following the return of peace In Europe
tho easiest and most direct way would
be to present various claims for dam
ages against the United States which
We could not see our way clear to nav
There would be only two ways out OF
such a situation, arbitration or war.
In any controversy OF this kind. Il
would be simply necessary for Germany
or any other power to show that we
have violated our neutrality through
Carelessness precisely ms Great Britain
violated her neutrality during our Civil
War to mako out Thoroughly good
ease against us We would then be
bound by the preccdents We ourselves
established.
IL Will be recalled that the Geneva
arbitration in 1871 and 1872 grew out Of
our controversy with Great Britain over
tho Expectations Of the Alabama and
other confederate cruisers built in Eng
land. which successfully eluded the vigil
ance Of English watchfulness and armed
at sea. The famous Alabama alone is
said before her destruction by the
1iearsarge on June 10. 1864, to have cap
tured and destroyed no less than sew
enty vessels Of the United States.
The arbitration tribunal Instituted as
result of the treaty OF Washington
declared England was responsible for all
the depredations of the Alabama and the
Florida and their tenders and for some
Of tho acts of the Shenandoah, although
England was freed from responsibility
for tho six other cruisers involved.
The Geneva arbitration board decided
that Great Britain should pay to the
United States the handsome sum Of SIS.
Burlington weekly free press. [volume] (Burlington, Vt.) 1866-1928, 1916-01-27
BURROUGHS BAFFLED.
Naturalist Cannot Figure out How
Chipmunk Digs His Hole.

chipmunk came and dug his hole in
broad daylight within few yards Of
my bush camp under the apple trees.
and I have had daily opportunity to
watch the proceedings
7 have never known any one who has
been so fortunate In this respect. nor
have | ever seen in print any account
OF the little rodents proceedings on
such an occasion. For several years
have been an observer and an inves-
tigator of their little mounds Of fresh
~ dug earth along the margin of the
highways or the woody borders of the
fields. but until now have never caught
one of the little miners at work. ! had
fancied that the digging was done at
night, and that the earth was carried out
to the dumping place in the cheek
pouches. But such is not the case. My
little neighbor worked by day, and his
cheek pockets were never used In trans
porting the earth from his hole to the
dumping place.
I had often found the pile of fresh
earth two or three yards from the hole
out of which it came, with never a
grain OF soil liitering the grass between
the two, and no sign of a trail. had
stones i'm the pile of fresh soil so large
that they could not be forced back into
the hole out of which was sure they
had come. On these occasions I had
found such freshly dug stores, and they
were all too big for the opening that
led to the chipmunk's den. BY what
magic or sleight of hand had he got
them out? From what | had seen one
November, after the earth had been
frozen and then thawed ono or twice.
l concluded that the little engineer had
made a niche in the side of his hole Just
deep enough to make room for the pas
sage of these broad, flat stones and
then had packed it full Of earth again
In one case where a red squirrel had
apparently been trying to force an en-
trance, such a niche was disclosed. as Il
the softer earth had dropped out But
as had found other holes the rims
of which had evidently never beer
tempered with. and yet the dump of
which held one or more stones larger
than its diameter | was hopelessly
puzzled.
I had found still other holes that hac
no dump at all-not a grain of fresh
earth anywhere in their neiGhborhood
There is one by the roadside in front OF
Woodchuck Lodge now, eight feet from
the stone fence. into which the chip
munk is daily carrying his winter stores
but which has not the slightest vestge
OF an earth-mound anywhere In its
vicinity. IF the squirrel ever carried the
dirt away in his cheek pockets | might
conclude he had scattered 1t along the
roadway. This mystery of the holes
that have no visible dumping place
have not yet cleared up. Were there a
woodchuck hole near any of them
might think that the loosened soil hac
| been shot into that. AS the problem
| stands with me now, it is an insoluhle
mystery. A friend suggests that. like
the Irlshman. he probably digs another
hole TO put the earth in.-John Bur
roughs In Harper's Magazine.
Burlington weekly free press. [volume] (Burlington, Vt.) 1866-1928, 1916-01-27
INK I.INGS.

Michigan woman vas arrested be-
cause she wanted to kiss a railroad
brakeman, As a penalty the court ought
to make her do it.
There was time when the office
sought the man but that was away back
when people rode high-wheeled bicycles
and played croquct.
Another problem in some quarters is
the nigh cost of highballs.
But Is doubtful If the franchise would
change the outlook generally for a lady
VINO has wart on her nose.
Inc co-eds in an Eastern university
say they are not going to flirt any more.
Probably, however they will flirt just
as much.
photographer who can't make a
homely woman look beautiful might Just
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