Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1916-05-24
GIVE EN- ELL, Sitter
Liberty Metropolis Genius Comes
Back Good and Hard.
SITTER ON MAP A-PLENTY.
Memo Advised to Take Several Jumps
In the Lake. Swimming Out Each
Time-Big Guns Next.

Well, we'll Last Wednesday the
Liberty Ridge gas tank exploded No
one killed or wounded. Only Memo
lost little time shouting, or trying
to shout some of his bluffs at us, and
then he asks us to have pity on him,
because he is a kid Well, if you are
kid, poor boy, you must keep kids
place, and keep out of the mems
road, and then you won't get into
trouble. A kid is supposed to be seen
and not heard. But you, in your
young manhood days have got to
mend your ways and manners. But
just keep on the way you have and
you will bump your head after while.
To come out the way you do in slams
and slurs, do you call that any ans
wer to my letter to what l have writ
ten. Why | have more respect for
myself and this community than to
use such language as you do. Anyone
that hasn't got any more brains than
you are certainly ready to take the
first train going south. They say
give the calf rope enough and it will
hang ITSELF" This is what will be-
Why your voice was actually so
cute that your neighbors had to close
the windows. Now kid, if you want
some good points, just buy paper of
pins, for you need lot of good point
ers, by your writing, and if they can't
stock in your head, just let Jeidy take
the hammer and pound them into your
nutshell, and if it does any good then
you can say that the hammer done a
driving business. The way you are
going down by coming with such
lunges, slamming out to us, not hurt
ing us, but running down yourself, and
now if you want to get up in the world
you will have to get an alarm clock
and a stepladder, for not will ever
buy your supper while you are walk
ing on your uppers. Now, just take
another point out of that, and, kid,
don't think for a minute that you
are the kid that put the ridge on Lib
erty, and furthermore, you are not
the kid that can ever can put the hob
BILE skirt on Sitter
If you do think that you are wise,
here is another pOint-be careful
when you sit down to play a game of
eucher or poker, if you play the game
and remember the other fellow won't
always take your bluffs and slams.
While you think you are getting
meal he is going to get a bit out of
you and you will have to get a good
pair of eye plates to get ahead of him.
For every prize fighter has found his
match.
Why don't you make the people
think that you just come out of Ann
-Budwieser and Schlitz and
make the people think that you are
the picture of a September morning,
and when you are at Liberty don't
think that you own Philadelphia. For
it don't take a Philadelphia lawyer
to tell the meaning of the slam you
thrOwed at us. Kid, have you ever
thought of that great man while you
have been FREEING up. If you have
just fill up your own crate. When
they appointed you boxcar agent at
Liberty.
Poor kid. What an innocent ques-
ton to ask, rs Sitter and why? If
such a place exists, dig it up and
prove it" People, amt that a kid
question to ask when any little boy
that has attend a public school one
year has more brains than to ask
such a question. A kid that don't
know better he, or know any more
there must be something wrong, for
he is certainly ready to be taken be-
fore a doctor and our judge and be
examined for insanity. But they would
not want him in Mendoza for he is to
far gone now. They would have to
send him to our county institution.
Kid, if you want to know it, Slit
ger exists, the first day you go to
Lancaster, if you have brains enough
to know that we have court house
in the city of Lancaster, please step
in for your own sake, do not forget
to call at the Office of the register of
deeds and ask Mr.. Tom Thompson
that you would like to look over the
records. and you will find that Sitter
is on the map, and also on the record,
and if you can't find it, Mr.. Thompson
is the man who will take the time
and pleasure to show you and prove
to you that there is a village located
III the township of Liberty by the
name of Sitter, and he will tell you
it is one of the most enterprising vii
lagos Of its size IN Wisconsin.
Now, this will prov to you the
question you have asked. And fur
thermore this IS no argument what
ever, for any inmate of Mendoza has
more brains than you to ask such a
question.
If YOU don't know what nOncently
is we Will tell you. stick your finger
in a pail of water, then pull it out
and look for the hole. This is like all
your slams. All you can write is non
sense. You had better take another
course at our school, to a few more
little school children'S contests, and
lose out the same way you will if you
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