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The vidette. (Iuka, Tishomingo County, Miss.) 1912-1967, 1916-04-20
Agricultural School Closes.

The Tishomingo County A H S
has just closed a very successful
session. Average attendance in
boarding department 4535. Aver
age cost of board per month
S4.6l1a. Our dormitory has been
full to its utmost capacity this
session and quite a number of
pupils have been rooming and
boarding in town.
The Board of Trustees are
making arrangements to build an
other dormitory, which is much
needed.
The closing exercises were
largely attended by appreciative
audiences.
There were no graduates this
year as another grade is to be
added next session. XYZ.
The vidette. (Iuka, Tishomingo County, Miss.) 1912-1967, 1916-04-20

lac, G F Willis, Mr. Cooper's Sou
thern representatives said:
There can be only one possible
explanation, and it can be told in
one word. merit That tells the
whole story. No preparation, no
matter how extensively advertised
can possibly meet with such phe-
nomenal success, unless it posses
sed extraordinary curative pow
ers."
Thousands upon thousands are
testifying daily that they have
been relieved of diseases after
years of suffering by its use.
"TANLAC is sold in Iuka ex-
clusively by ] c Jourdan and in
Belmont by the Belmont Drug
Co."
The vidette. (Iuka, Tishomingo County, Miss.) 1912-1967, 1916-04-20
Tishomingo County.

| have limited supply of blue
print Maps of Tishomingo County
These show all land in the county
with correct numbers. Get your
copy. Price $1.o0. G T Reid.
32-4t
The vidette. (Iuka, Tishomingo County, Miss.) 1912-1967, 1916-04-20

And buy your Easter Hat at
Powell's. They have fresh, new,
up-to-date stock.
The vidette. (Iuka, Tishomingo County, Miss.) 1912-1967, 1916-04-20

Do you want to increase your
earning capacityl Go to business
college and fit yourself for good
position. There is always de-
mand for stenographers and book
keepers. We have for sale schol-
arships in Memphis Business Col
ege and one in Wheeler Business
College at Birmingham, Ala.
The Vidette.
The vidette. (Iuka, Tishomingo County, Miss.) 1912-1967, 1916-04-20

No 666 will cure Malaria or Bill.
Gus Fever. 1t kills the germs.
Garden Seed at Model Drug
Store.
For Sale or Rent-Four Room
Cottage near Spring Park.
adv-2otf Sam Wiley.
No 600 will cure Chills and
Fever. 1t is the most speedy
remedy we know.
Our Drinks all the best EVER.
Come to see us.
Model Drug Store.
Everything in the Eating line
at The Sanitary Grocery Store. I"
Come and see. c w Mcknight.
Candy Days-Mondays and Sat
urdays. One pound of Wiley's
best SOC. Model Drug Store.
Protect your food and thereby
yourself. We have screen wire
and screen doors. w. O. Jackson
n33J Hardware Co.
FOR SALE, BARGAIN-Six
Wagons; been used a little.
n33] ]. c. JOURDAN.
A pleasant caller at the Vidette
Office Saturday was Mr.. c L Pace,
prominent citizen Of Tishomingo,
who was in Iuka on business.
Your orders are filled promptly
all the time at the
Model Drug Store.
No Work Ice Cream Freezers.
quarts and half gallons. Freezes
cream in 80 minutes. We guar
antee it. w. O. Jackson
n33 Hardware Co.
Cabbage, Radish, Beets. To-
mato. Cucum Der, Lettuce, Col
lards. Mustard, Watermelon. Buy
your seed from the Model Drug
Store.
Preserve the health of your fam
lily by screening your doors and
windows. Let us furnish you with !
what you want in this line.
33l w. 0. Jackson Hardware Co.
For Sale-One Poland China
boar registered Joe No. 242767, |
bred by ]. H, Talley & Son, Lula
Tenn: Also two Poland China
sow pigs five months old. Apply |
to T. H. Elan, Iuka, Miss. 3C.3t
Powder up,
Paint up,
Primp up,
Doll mp,
And buy your Easter Hat at
Powell's. They have a fresh, new,
up-to-date stock.
The vidette. (Iuka, Tishomingo County, Miss.) 1912-1967, 1916-04-20
Sacred Harp Singing .

All day, 5th Sunday in April
at Mt Moriah Church, 2 miles
west of Iuka. Everybody invited.
Bring we'll filled baskets.
w A Rhodes.
The vidette. (Iuka, Tishomingo County, Miss.) 1912-1967, 1916-04-20

a Corn or Cotton Planter, Middle
Breaker, Turning Plow, Top or
Section Harrow. If you are in
need we will make you a low price
for cash.
w. H. Fairless Hdw. & Fur Co.
33-2t Tishomingo, Miss.
The vidette. (Iuka, Tishomingo County, Miss.) 1912-1967, 1916-04-20
Sunday /, /, ster

GENUINE tennessee herman
Millet Seed at { w Mcknight.
Rub-My- Tism-Antiseptic, Ano-
dyne-Kills pain, stops putrefac-
ton.
Mr.. Bud Bonds and family have
returned from West Point aud will
again make their home in Iuka.
Want to save Doctors bills +?
Screen your doors and windows.
n33I w. O. Jackson Hardware Co.
Mr.. w NJ Dobbs, of Tisho-
mingo, was an Iuka visitor Sat
urday and a pleasant caller at the
'Vidette office.
Messrs V T and Bob Tucker,
father and son, of Burnsville,
were appreciated callers at the
Vidette Office Monday.
Freezing cream is hot work.
Buy No Work Ice Cream Freezer.
Guaranteed by w. O. Jackson
Hardware Co. 1883
The Misses Cain of Salem were
welcome visitors in Iuka last
week. Their many friends hope
they will come again soon.
Rev. ]. r. Countess, President
of Grenada College, will preach
the Commencement Sermon of the
Iuka High School May 18th.
Mr.. Whit Massey. whose head
quarters are at Haleyville, Ala,
accompanied by his wife, has been
visiting relatives in Iuka for sew
eral days.
Mrs. w. T. Hampton. of Iuka
Route 3, has placed us under OBJ
legations for same very fine rad
ishes, the first of the season,
Thanks.
Mr. Mat A Smith, of LAGRANGE,
Tenn, spent Saturday and Sun
day in Iuka, guest at the home
of his sister-in-l law, Miss Bama
Akers.
Mr.. J. c. Jourdan has bought
the lot on which the barber shop
and restaurant are located from
Mrs. M. G. Stone.
1t is easier to keep the flies out
than to drive them out after they
get in. Screen your doors and
windows now. We can fix you
up. w. 0. Jackson
n33J Hardware Co.
Mrs. NJ G. Stone has purchased
the Johnson place, near the Spring
Park, from Mr.. ]. c. Jourdan.
This is one Of the incest homes in
Iuka.
We arc glad to state that Mr. r.
l.. Brown is a great deal better.
We hope that he will soon be up
and at his place of business.
Mr.. N. P. Morrison and family,
of Florence, Ala, were Sunday
guests at the home of his brother
in-law, Mr.. G. T. Cromwell.
DR.. w. T. Lowry, President of
Blue Mountain Female College,
will deliver the address to the
Graduating Class of our High
School, May 18th.
l will hold services at Pleasant
Hill church April 23rd, at eleven
O'Clock a. m, This will be Easter
Sunday. Hope we will have a
glorious good meeting.
w. "A. White.
Farmers are being urged to
plant plenty of feed stuff. Raise
cotton if you want to but BE SURE
that you also raise plenty of feed
for your stock and have a good
garden which will help wonder
fully to keep down the expense of
living.
The Travelogue at the School
Auditorium last Thursday even
ing was thoroughly enjoyable.
The pictures of beautiful homes
and lovely scenery in this and
other countries brought forth
many expressions of delight from
the audience. There were also
numbers of pictures of educational
value. The explanations of them
added to the interest. This was
the fifth attraction of the Lyceum
Course.
Mrs Frances Beauchamp, Presi-
dent of the w c T U.of Kentucky,
delivered a very interesting ad. !
dress at the Methodist Church last |
The vidette. (Iuka, Tishomingo County, Miss.) 1912-1967, 1916-04-20
Gardening Time.

Buy your seed from the Model
Drug Store.
The vidette. (Iuka, Tishomingo County, Miss.) 1912-1967, 1916-04-20
Cotton Seed for Planting.

I will pay highest market price
tor 100 bushels cotton seed for
planting, from l bushel up.
32-tf @ T Jordan,
The vidette. (Iuka, Tishomingo County, Miss.) 1912-1967, 1916-04-20
Local AND Personal

Remember, that advertisements
ordered in this paper and no time
limit specified will be published
and charged for until ordered out
The vidette. (Iuka, Tishomingo County, Miss.) 1912-1967, 1916-04-20

HERE-A car load of
Log Wagons of all kinds
Also a shipment of Bug
gies, Harness, etc.
]. G. Jourdan Mer. Co.
Tensas gazette., 1916-12-08

Mr.. Frederick F. Litchliter, for .
number of years resident of Tensas
parish, died at a sanitarium in New
Orleans last Friday, following a short
Illness, at the age of AZ years.
MIR. Litchliter was born in Madison
parish, La, and secured his education
at the Louisiana State University at
Baton Rouge, afterward locating in
Tensss, where he engaged with the
late Mr.. John Murdoch as manager on
Franklin plantation, later going to
Briarfield plantation, Davis Island in
Lake Palmyra, where he married Miss
Leals Couvillon, daughter OF Mp. A.
B. CouviIlon, who for so many years
had charge of the large property on
this island belonging to the estate OF
President Jefferson Davis. This union
was blessed with one son. Some
years ago Mr.. Litchliter assumed
charge Of the Elkridge plantation in
this parish, where he has since re.
sided.
Deceased was a good husband and
father and splendid citizen, honora-
BILE in his dealings with his fellows, q
true friend and upright man. He was
a Mason of high standing and enjoyed
the respect and esteem OF his every
acquaintance.
The remains were inferred at Vicks-
burg and the funeral was attended by
a large delegation from this parish,
our people wishing to testify the high
regard with which he was held in the
parish where he lived.
To his wido and little son the Ga
zette extends deepest sympathy.
Tensas gazette., 1916-12-08
APPOINTMENTS LOUISIANA CONFERENCE
NE. CHURCH.

The following are the appointments
for the Monroe District:
8. A. Lutz presiding elder; Bastrop
aud Collinston, o. Tucker; Bonita, A.
b. George; Brookliu, to be supplied
Fby 8. ]. Mclean; CalhooD, J. L. Lay;
,olumbia, T. J. Warlick; Eros, J. w.
Raltman; Farmersville, Robert Ran
die; Mer Ronge and Oak Ridge, W r..
Hsrvell; Monroe, E. X. Means; Oak
Grove, W. \. Woodwar:; RsyviIle
and Delhi, l. T. Reams; Sicily Island,
w. J. Porter; Tsllulah and Newell
ton, D. G. Barr; Waterproof, George
Fox; West Monroe, A. s. J. Neil;
Wionsboro, 8. ID. Howard; Gilbert, J.
r. Roy; Lake Providence, c. Q. Mil.
Ter; Mangham, r. H. Bamburg, 8. w.
B. Colvin, junior, preacher; Ouaohits
Mission, to be supplied by w. w.
Lantrip.
Tensas gazette., 1916-12-08

Mr.. y. L. Clark, agent for the Ford
Automobile, has received q carload
shipment which were all sold before
arrival. However, he has placed an
order for another shipment and same
|is expected within next few days.
The demand for Ford cars has been so
|great that the factory, despite in
creased capacity. has not been able to
keep up with orders. The expected
shipment, Mr.. Clark states, has not
all bern engaged. He says deposit
of $500 with order to insure good
faith will serve as protection against
sale of car. He has sold fully two
dozen cars this year.
Tensas gazette., 1916-12-08
sMvAneM ARMY APPEALS TO IEHsAs.

Capt Summers of the Salvation
Army, Nstchez Post, has requested
the Gazette to publish the following
appeal for aid in behalf of the poor OF
his city, that good Christmas dinner
may be provided for many who may
not otherwise be able to get good
dinner on this great anniversary when
all the world should extend greetings
and good feeling toward each other.
The Salvation Army has done a
great work in Natchez and many un-
fortunates from the surrounding conn
try have received help who might
otherwise have suffered. Any assist
ance rendered Capt. Sommers in his
good work will be devoted to worthy
charity. Following is his appeal to
Tensas for aid:
"Natchez, Miss, Dec. 6, 1916.
"This advertisement i'm your paper
will, no doubt, enable us to feed q
goodly number of deserving families
who otherwise would 60 hungry
Christmas time.
"Will you help us and them?
"Do you ask why we are spending
these thousands of dollars in this way?
I am glad to answer, based on my
years of experience among the de-
serving poor.
"At Christmas time human hearts
can De more easily reached. Christ
mas is high spot-s turning point.
Through onr dinner we have been
able 10 get close to thousands to
touch their hearts and change their
lives. 1t il one OF the most efflcien,
mesns we have, a. shown by the con-
crete results which we have obtained.
"WiiI you present this message to
your readers?
1--WE know it il not small favor,
but we wish your help ana we want
you to shares in work. Please make
checks payable to Capt. Summers"
Tensas gazette., 1916-12-08
Mr.. ID. F. Ashford, accompanied by

Mr.. ID. F. Ashford, accompanied by
Mrs. Davidson aud his housekeeper,
Katie Laws, and two youngest daugh-
ters, little Misses Edith and Margaret,
took his eldest daughter, Miss Marie.
"a New Orleans last Sunday, to un-
dsrgo an operation. Miss Marie has
suffered greatly from her ear, and
after consulting with DIR. Snyth, who
was spending q brief vacation period
in this parish, Mr.. Ashford concluded
to return with DIR. and Mrs. Smyth to
New Orleans, where the operation, il
necessary, could be better performed.
We understand the doctor concluded
to operate Immediately upon reach
ing the city and that the patient bore
up well under same and has improved
greatly since. Her many friends re-
joice 70 learn Of her Improvement and
hope 10 We her back home soon, fully
restored 10 her usual good health.
Tensas gazette., 1916-12-08
NOTICE TO VOTERS

To vote IN favor of the
proposition gu b lite d
upon this ballot place a
cross mark (X) in the
square after the word
Yes; to vote against it
place a similar mark af-
ter the word "No"
Tensas gazette., 1916-12-08

: Mr.. III. b. Conner received a
telegram from his brother, Mr..
John Conner, stating that bis
wife, Mrs. John Conner, had
been seriously hurt in an auto
mobile accident that afternoon.
The car which Mrs. Conner was
In was two passenger runabout
and there were four people in it when it
collided with seven-pssenger
touring car throwing Mrs. Con-
ner through the windshield.
She was cut about the face and
received severe bruises, which
the Sentinel trusts will prove of
no serious consequence Mr..
Conner left the same day for
Birmingham. Mrs. Conner will
be- brought to her home in Water
proof ~ soon rs size is able to
make the trip.-Concordia Sentinel.
Tensas gazette., 1916-12-08
FOR SALE!

good mules, 2 mule colts, 3 head
of horses, 2 wagons, l-Disc Harrow,
2.Disc CuItivatOr, 1-Wiggie Tail Gull
tivator, 1-Check Row Corn Planter,
i-Broadcast Seeder, Stalk Cutter,
Dump Hay Rake, Side Delivery
Hay Rake, Hay Loader, I McC0r-
mick Binder, and lot of other tools.
MOVES K. PENDERY,
NeweIltOu. La.
Tensas gazette., 1916-12-08
PAY YoUR POLL TAX.

We wish to call the attention OF our
voters to the fact, that tie next Pri.
mary Election for United States Sen.
stor will be held in August, 1918,
therefore no one, will be qualified to
vote at that election unless they have
paid their Poll Tax for the years 1915
and 1917. Unless you want to be Q
SQUAW NAN and unable to vote in
such an important election, BE SURE
TO PAY YOUR POLL TAX BEFORE
JANUARY 1ST, 1917.
Tensas gazette., 1916-12-08
Signature of Voter
PROPOSITION

70 levy a tax of one-half mills on the
dollar of the assessed valuation of all
property in the Parish OF Tensas,
La, tor the period Of 30 years, for the
purpose of paying principal aud in
terest, as they mature. OF the $l6,-
10000 five per cent bonds of said
Parish of Tensas. dated March let,
1917, issued for the purpose of reed
justing and refunding that certain
portion of the bond issue of said Par
ish, issued on the lst day of March,
1897, said portion remaing unpaid
amounting to Sl4, ,90O.O 90 and accrued
interest, all in accordance with the
provisions Of Section 6 Of Article 2Sl
OF the Constitution 81 10l3.
Tensas gazette., 1916-12-08
Petition for Liquor License.
JUDICIAL ADVERTISEMENT

State of Louisiana, Parish of Tensas, Tenth
District Court.
Tensas gazette., 1916-12-08
Notice.

WISH to notify the public that
my "GLADSTONE" place, at the
head of Lake Bruen, is posted and all
trespassers who enter upon this prop
erty, without special permission, will
he prosecuted vigorously. I trust this
warning will be needed, else violators
must suffer consequences.
II, l., SMITHA.
Tensas gazette., 1916-12-08

Our Newellton correspondent, Mr..
Hugo Jereslaw, was too busy selling
Johnson's candy and buying pecans to
write his usual newsy letter this week.
Tensas gazette., 1916-12-08
Signature Of Voter
Taxable Valuation 5

SECTION SIX: That the Clerk of the Pc.
lice Jury is instructed to have prepared
for use at said election all necessary bal
lot boxes, Registrars list Of properly tax
payers eligible to vote in said election and
the valuation OF their property, blank lists
for entering those who actually voted at
said election and compiled statement
blanks for compiling the vote in number
and amount.
SECTION SEVEN: That the compensation
of the Commissioners ard Clerks at said
election shall be $500 per day.
Thus done, passed and signed on this
the Sth day OF November, 1916.
+. II. CURRY,
President Police Jury, Tensas Parish,
Louisiana.
T.. +. NEWELL,
Clerk Police Jury, Tensas Parsh, Louis.
tU010s
Tensas gazette., 1916-12-08
NOTICE.

The Ladies' Aid Society meets first
Tuesday Of each month.
The Presbyterian Auxiliary meets
third Tuesday in each month.
Tensas gazette., 1916-12-08

SECTION FIVE: That the Clerk of the
Police Jury OF Tensas Parish, La, is
hereby instructed to have prepared for
use at said election q sufficient number
of ballots, on each of which shall be
printed substantially the provisions men-
toned in Section Of this Ordinance, ar.
ranged in the following form to-wit:
Tensas gazette., 1916-12-08
NOTICE TO VOTERS.

To vote in favor of the
proposition 8 ~ b m tilted
upon this ballot place a
cross mark (X) in the
square after the word
"Yes'; to vote against
it place a similar mark
after the word "No"
Taxable Valuation: 5
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1916-07-01

You Boys-Could you guess what
I've heard7 Well, heard that scme
OF you boys didn't think much Of
my name. What do you know about
that!
Have you ever had an Aunt Molly
before? How do you know what
kind OF an aunt l am? Do you
think I'm q poor stick that can't
do anything but sit on pillow and
moon over some silly book? Wen,
I'm not, and you just better change
your mind p. Q. N'm not allowed
TO put in the d.
hate sentimental books, and I'll
have you understand right now and
forever after that this Aunt Molly
Is dead game sport. ! can ride
bicycle and run Ford, and play
tennis and golf, and take a twelve
mile hike, and skin snake; and
know an inshoot from punt, and
a short-stop from fielder: and
used to play ducky and marbles
and shiny, and I'd wear shin
guards, too; and I've read some of
the Alger books, and all the Rover
Boy series. And ! can shoot with
q Winchester and hit the bulls-eye
three times out of five, and Pve
climbed clear up to the top of Reid
Memorial tower; and more than
that can eat a raw egg, and I'll
bet YOU cant. And If you want
proof OF all that, come up here to
the office, and IN show you Now,
do you have any objections to me?
If so come up and talk 1t over like
a man, but until then, don't cast
any reflections on the perfectly
good name Of your old editor, and
don't forget what kind of a fellow
this Is who signs herself.
YOUR AUNT MOLLY.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1916-07-01

The first redwing blackbird that
l ever saw was out at Thistleth-
waite's pond. 1t was real early In
the morning when soft grey mist
was floating up from the water in
the first sleepy rays Of the sunrise.
We had gone through the gate and
over the narrow bridge just before
you come to the little grey house,
you know, when suddenly we
heard strange bird begin to sing
as hard as ever he could right close
to us. We looked and looked, and
then we saw him. He was bobhing
up and down along the end of a
cat-tail, just as he is in the pic
ture, spreading his tail and wings,
and making more noise than any
thing "Honk-er-wee. hOnk-er-wee,
honk- er-wee," over and over again.
He looked almost exactly like an
ordinary blackbird except that he
had a big red spot on each Of his
wings, with a narrow circle of vel
low around that.
There are lots of these birds at
the edge of town or around water,
for they build their nests right in
the reeds and tall grasses OF
swampy places, and every summer
morning these funny little actors
give their daily concert on the tip
Of a cat-tail, running back and
, forth on their tiny little stage, bow,
| ing and bowling again to the un
needing audience of reeds and
dragonflies. And yet you never
have seen them! Get up some
morning by five O'Clock, just for
fun, and go out to ThistlethWaite's
yourself: and then tell us what you
see.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1916-07-01
Bobby's Trip
to New York
By EVERETT LADY.

Bobby lived with his grand
mother She was very rich lady.
They lived in a great big house.
Bobby was going to see his mo-
Their and father who lived in New
York.
They got up early so they could
get started early. His grandmother
had the tickets. The train started
at 6:15 a. m. The conductor was
jolly fellow. All the time he
stayed near Bobby. Bobby liked
him.
When night came his grand
mother didn't put him in the berth
but the conductor put him to bed.
He got up in the morning and
ate his breakfast. Then he was
half way to New York.
The conductor came and took
Bobby into the engine cab. The
engineer was a funny fellow.
He was there in New York, next
morning. There was a big auto
mobile The driver didn't like
children, so he decided to stay
away from him
They stayed there all summer
and then went home on the same
! train they came on.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1916-07-01
Thelma Darley
Writes Story
About Picture

You remember the picture of a
hen sitting on barrel looking at
a funny. dressed-up pussy cat, that
was In the Junior last week?
Thelma Daley has written a story
about 1t and sent 1t to us with the
picture beautifully colored in yell
low, green. blue and red. This is
the letter:
Richmond. Ind.
June "a, 1916.
Dear Sir:
am going to write story about
the picture in the Junior Pal
ladium.
1.-THE illness Of Mrs. Hen"
Once upon time in farmer
Browns farmyard Mrs. Cat was
getting breakfast. She said to her
children. Hurry up children. you
may 60 and visit Miss Fluffy Cat,
"a ] am going to make me new
gown and don't want you to
bother me-" After the kittens
were gone Mrs. Cat sat down tC
sew ON her new gown, when she
heard a knock at the door.
Come in." said Mrs. Cat, and In
walked Mr.. Rooster.
Good morning, Mrs. Cat"
Good morning. Mr.. Rooster"
Il thought you would like tC
know the news" said MIR. Rooster
so I came to tell you"
What 10 it," said Mrs. Cat.
Oh" said Mr.. Rooster. Mrs
Hen has got . sore throat and
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1916-07-01
FOURTH OF JULY.


Dear boys and girls:
Hurrah for the Glorious Fourth!
But what are you going to cele-
brnte!
We used to have the best time
ever back In our old neighborhOod.
None OF US could spend very much
for firecrsckers. Oh we would get
together and make them last as
long as possible.
We would get all ready the night
before by putting an old dinner
bell in tin pan on the end Of my
bed with string tied on the
handle. Then letting the other end
OF the string hang out the window.
we had an unmatched alarm clock.
I! you don't think 1t viii waken the
whole community. try II and see.
Everybody would try to see who
would be the first one up TO pull
that string. and n q result, every
one was out ready to celebrate by
s o'clock We did all the usual
stunts Of putting cannon crackers
under tin cans, and In the holes OF
fences, or holding the little fire
crackers until they were just ready
TO explode and then throw them
down the sewer to hear the hollow
noise they make; and goodness,
can't remember what ALL But isn't
II fun?
Now days there lis lots Of talk
about Safe and Sane Fourths, and
Of course It would be just as nice
as the Old-fashioned kind II there
were enough doing. but the main
thing to do Is celebrate. II is a
glorieas day: it's the day we really
became Americans, and the more
we do the better. So IL you have
firecrackers. shoot them az hard as
you can. and shout every time one
goes off! And ii any OF them are
fizxles, shout twice AZ loud to make
up for It. Show people you're
proud to have George Washington
the father of your country, and