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The Tucumcari news and Tucumcari times. [volume] (Tucumcari, N.M.) 1907-1921, 1916-10-19
FOR ITCHING SCALP
And Failing Hair Use cutieura Soap
and Ointment. Trial Free.

When the scalp IS itching because o.
dandrur and eczema a shampoo with
Cuticura Soap and hot water will be
found thoroughly cleansing and sooth.
tng. especially II shampoo Is preceded
by a gentle application Of Cuticura
Ointment to the scalp skin.
Free sample each by mail with Book.
Address postcard. Cuticura. Cept. 1.
Boston. Sold everywhere.---Ao,.
The Tucumcari news and Tucumcari times. [volume] (Tucumcari, N.M.) 1907-1921, 1916-10-19

"The sheriff tells me-" remarked a
visitor 10 u western town, that there
hasn't been n prisoner In the county
jul for over n ycnr. That would seem
to Indicate thnt your community II nm
usually free from crime"
"Not necessarily" replied the native.
"We've got some pretty slick lawyers
around hcrn."
The Tucumcari news and Tucumcari times. [volume] (Tucumcari, N.M.) 1907-1921, 1916-10-19
Perfectly Good pon.

Mrs. Jones-llurry. shall send
Fido to the dog show next week1
Harry-No, dear; I'm afraid he
isn't good enough.
Mrs. Jones-Not good enough Why,
Fido never did anything wrong In his
llfe.-Stray Stories.
The Tucumcari news and Tucumcari times. [volume] (Tucumcari, N.M.) 1907-1921, 1916-10-19
WHAT EVERY WOMAN KNOWS.

Every woman takes great rride In
having her home we'll kept, In having
the family wash done early In the
week. Good bluing is needed even
more than good soap, BE sure to use
Red Cross Ball Blue.--Adv.
The Tucumcari news and Tucumcari times. [volume] (Tucumcari, N.M.) 1907-1921, 1916-10-19

spent Tho doctors
stated that I would
v get well web
out an operation
and that without II
l would not live ono
year. Ny husband
objected to any
operation and got
me some of Lydia f.
Pinkham's vegeta-
BILE Compound. | took
IL and nn~mauesd
The Tucumcari news and Tucumcari times. [volume] (Tucumcari, N.M.) 1907-1921, 1916-10-19
Seems Altar OF,

The sight Of u half.dozcn men chns.
Ing a scared dog can spoil the loveliest
dream about the millennium.
The Tucumcari news and Tucumcari times. [volume] (Tucumcari, N.M.) 1907-1921, 1916-10-19

IMITATION IS slNcEREsT FLATTERY
but like counterfeit money the imita-
ton has not the worth OF the original.
Insist on la Creole" Hair Dressing
It's the original. Darkens your hair In
the natural way. but contains no dye.
Price Sl.00.-Adv.
The Tucumcari news and Tucumcari times. [volume] (Tucumcari, N.M.) 1907-1921, 1916-10-19
Near Esperience.

Have you had an experience In
this floating hotel b]usincssf"
"In n way. ! once boarded a vessel
and lodged Il complaint there"
The Tucumcari news and Tucumcari times. [volume] (Tucumcari, N.M.) 1907-1921, 1916-10-19
BABIES AND GROWING CHILDREN

need a tonic to tone up the system and
regulate the liver. Mothers are con.
stantly using with wonderful success.
our plantation" Chill and Fever Ton.
tc. Pleasant to ta~ke-contains no Cal
smel. Price 50c.--Adv.
The Tucumcari news and Tucumcari times. [volume] (Tucumcari, N.M.) 1907-1921, 1916-10-19
Whenever You Need q General Tonic
Ta,,e Groves

The Oh Standard Groyes Tastele~
chill Tome is equally valuable ss a Gen.
eral Tonic because II contains the well
snown tonic properties Of QUININE and
IRON. II acts on the Livei. Drives out
Malaria. Enriehes the Blood and Builds
up the Whols System. 50 eenu
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ON FIRST

use Removing and be cured. Do not
walt until the heart organ Ia beyond
repair. "Renovine" Ia the heart and
nerve tonic. Price soc and tl.00.--Adv.
The Tucumcari news and Tucumcari times. [volume] (Tucumcari, N.M.) 1907-1921, 1916-10-19

oisaoreeable and Dangerous Trouble
Ia DiarrhOea, but n speedy aud certain
cure is found in Mississippi Diarrhoea
Cordial. Price 2Jc and 5Oc.-Adv.
The Tucumcari news and Tucumcari times. [volume] (Tucumcari, N.M.) 1907-1921, 1916-10-19
All HIs Own Way,

The mn who talks to plcnse him.
self soon has the audience well plensed
with itself.
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And Appropriate.

After all, the oma expressed a
sreat emotion when she exclaimed,
"Oh those yawning stripcs!"
The Tucumcari news and Tucumcari times. [volume] (Tucumcari, N.M.) 1907-1921, 1916-10-19
All Parents Know That.

Every bright boy, at the ngc 81 four,
becomes an animated Interrogation
point.
The Tucumcari news and Tucumcari times. [volume] (Tucumcari, N.M.) 1907-1921, 1916-10-19

The publc's neck Is always exposed.
The Tucumcari news and Tucumcari times. [volume] (Tucumcari, N.M.) 1907-1921, 1916-10-19
HUSBAND OBJECTS
TO OPERATION
Wife Cured by LYDIA 4.
Pinkham's Vegetable
Compound

Dss Molnes. lows. -Four years ar.
! vac very dick and my life was nearly
Bryan daily eagle and pilot. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1909-1918, 1916-12-12

Turkeys, flyers. hen and fresh yard
eggs at Hensarling Nero Co. 81
George r. Hadley left today on a
business trip to Palestine.
Mrs. II. o. Ferguson is visiting rel
atives in Lexington. Texas.
Robert J. Potts returned TO Waco
this afternoon after spending several
days In Bryan on business.
last call for Christmas Pictures.
Carriers Studio. 2e1
Mrs. G. z. Byars and Mrs. n. NJ.
McGinnis OF College we're In shopping
this afternoon.
When you want nice apples and or.
anges. phone Hensarling Nero. Co. 81
DR.. W. II. Oliver and ". p. Parker
returned today from a two weeks
hunting trip In South Texas.
d. d. Dawson. with the James Butte
Company Of Houston. was In Bryan
today meeting old'friends.
Try can OF Cooks Pride coffee
from Hensarling Nero. Co. 81
Solve that perplexing question. Of
what TO give for a Christmas presen,
by having your picture made. Work
guaranteed at sosolik's Studio. sst
Last call for Christmas pictures
Carriers Studio. 81
Bryan daily eagle and pilot. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1909-1918, 1916-12-12
Extra Trousers Free!

The Kahn Tailoring Co. goi help do bigger business
these few weeks They've made possible for us to give
pair of free with each wnterwe Kahn Suit OF
fancy abrck You know of that suit with pairs of
trousers nearly good two suit Here's your chance for
Limited Time the suit and the prce OF
suit This offer begins Monday morning and had better place
your order early.
Bryan daily eagle and pilot. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1909-1918, 1916-12-12

Mrs. ID. Guthrie OF Dallas arrived
today for a visit to her daughter, Mrs.
Alonzo Carter.
Mrs. c. J. Cavitt OF Wheelock stop
ped off this afternoon on her return
from Beaumont, for visit to her
daughter. Mrs. Robert Armstrong. She
was accompanied by her daughter
Miss Ruth Cavitt.
Mrs. W. II. Thomas and Mrs. X. t.
Richey were among the shoppers from
College In Bryan today.
-
Ladies' and children's jackets. a big
stock. % per cent discount at Globe
Dry Goods Co. 81
I'M. Olsen and c. NJ. Risinger were
In today from Steep Hollow.
Give him your picture, the most ap
prscia,ed gift. Best work done al
Sosolik's Studio. 2ss
DR.. W. S. Smith. osteopath, at the
Hotel Bryan Tuesday. Thursday ant
Saturday afternoons. 7
Bryan daily eagle and pilot. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1909-1918, 1916-12-12
Not a Fad
COLD CREAM is A NECESSITY
NOT A FANCY

With all the advertised Creams"
on the market one would think the
use Of Cold Cream was merely a
fad" This is not So Cold cream is
a necessity-not a fancy. No secret"
cream, massage cream, or anything
else takes the place Of kiMETic
COLD CREAM tho they all have their
individual uses. Kimetic Cold Cream
is soft, creamy, sweet preparation.
II beautifies the skin, does not clog
the pores or grow hair, and is a natu.
raj skin cleanser. Ask for and get
klmetle Cold Cream.
Bryan daily eagle and pilot. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1909-1918, 1916-12-12

Sport coats, mems and ladies';
overstocked, 25 per cent discount at
Globe Dry Goods Co. 81
Bryan daily eagle and pilot. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1909-1918, 1916-12-12
LOCAL AND OTHERWISE

Sebe Keith was in from Kurten to.
day.
o.
Shoes-the biggest stock in Brazos
county. You can buy them for less at
Globe Dry Goods Co. 81
Bryan daily eagle and pilot. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1909-1918, 1916-12-12

from short trip to Hearne.
Luther Johnson arrived yesterday
from Palestine.
T. o. Walton left yesterday over the
Giddings cutoff for Caldwell in the
interest of the A. and M. extension
department.
Mems overcoats and raincoats,
stacks Of them, 25 per cent discount at
Globe Dry Goods Co. 81
John NJ. Carson was in Bryan yes
terday shaking hands with old
friends.
Mrs. c. n. Campbell returned to
Houston yesterday afternoon after a
pleasant visit to Miss Leila Griffin.
Mr.. Campbell returned on the early
Monday morning train.
Sweaters, mems, ladies' and chill
dren's; full stock at rs per cent re.
duction at Globe Dry Goods Co. 81
With each dozen pictures we will
give absolutely free one enlarged
photo. This offer good until January
LIST. Sosolik's Studio. E. 296
Mrs. J. b. Barley and Mrs. ]. o.
Morgan were in shopping today from
College.
Bryan daily eagle and pilot. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1909-1918, 1916-12-12

Rev. Randolph Ray has returned
from a short trip to Hearne.
Luther Johnson arrived yesterday
from Palestine.
Bryan daily eagle and pilot. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1909-1918, 1916-12-12

j.. X. Presnal and daughter. Miss
Laura, were in shopping today from
Cottonwood.
r. f. Blanton and E. A. Hensarling
we're in trading today from Coleview.
Mrs. ]. s. Francis and sons, Elzie
and Bon, were In the city today from
Tabor
Get a nice hen from Hensarling
Nero. Co. for your dinner. 81
Mr.. and Mrs. J. A. d. Robinson
came In today from Wixon.
Mrs. W. p. Jones was visitor from
Harvey today.
Are you going TO disappoint some
one by not having that picture made
at Carter's today7 POI
DR.. W. 8. Smith. osteopathy. 1t the
Hotel Bryan Tuesday. Thursday and
Saturday afternoons. q
]. Il. Bullock OF Steep Hollow, was
In the city today.
J. II. White, sr. was in today from
J his home In the wixon church com.
munity.
Bryan daily eagle and pilot. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1909-1918, 1916-12-12

Women's Serge Dresses, in
the seasons best and latest
models, in all the desirable
These dresses will be priced
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1916-11-13

Bob Bridges will win reelection port commissioner
without Evidently the old Ayers Hot Air Ter
minals gang doesn't Bridges any
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1916-11-13
SALTS fine FOR
ACHING KIDNEYS
We Eat Too Much Meat, Which
Clogs Kidneys. Then Back Hurts
and Bladder Bothers You.

Most folks forget that the hid.
neys. like the bowels, get sluggish
and clogged and need flushing oc.
casionally. else we have backache
and dull misery in the kidney
region. severe headaches, rheu-
matte twinges. torpid liver. acid
stomach. sleeplessness and all
sorts OF bladder disorders.
You simply must keep your kid
neys active and clean. and the mo-
ment you feel an ache or pain in
the kidney region. get about -four
ounces Of Jad Salts from any gooo
drug store here. take a tablespoon
ful in glass OF water before
breakfast for a few days and your
kidneys will then act fine. This
famous salts Is made from the acid
OF grapes and lemon Juice. com.
bined with lithia, and is harmlex
10 flush clogged kidneys and stims'
ulate them 10 normal activity. II
also neutralizes the acids In the
urine so II no longer irritates, thus
ending bladder disorders.
JRd Salts is harmless: inexpen.
sive; makes n delightful effer.
vescent lithia-water drink which
everybody should take now and
then TO keep their kidneys clean.
thus avoiding serious compiled
tons.
A well-known local druggist SAYS
he sells lots OF Jad Salts to folks
who believe in overcoming kidney
trouble while IL is only trouble.
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from beneath tho seat, She brought
the collar up over his necktle a
long scrutlnixing look At her work.
then she drew the stop.strap and
waited.
Tho chauffeur's face betrayed
surprise as he saw the other occu-
pant.
MIR. circuit got In when the car
stopped a fow blocks back She ex.
pialned 4 received a telephone
message that no Was wandering
about the streets alone and not
not we'll. was ioohing for him /"
She stepped out. ''He is--iil. out
OF his head somewhat Stand close
by the door and don't let him get
out"
She swep, by him and into the
candy shop before which she had
stopped the car.
Tho chauffeur smiled M he
guarded the door. SO Mr.. circuit
was ell" And hts wife thought
nhn needed 20 tell him. Tom Bryan.
who drove Circuit homo after hig
nights debauchos' That is. when
hs went home. Yeti was uu.
usual for him 10 be I'll" NJ this
hour. And he did look strange.
curloualy unlike himself. Bryan's
gaEe. unconsclously questioning.
turned on Mira. circuit as she ap-
peared.
Tho woman's being sickened with
fright. Judge Allison had said
that tho easiest way 10 deceive a
fellow being was to lead him into
iecelvinE himself. that a man In.
voluntarily questions Rnoiher's
opinion and instinctively defends
bis own.
Bryans eyes atm questioned.
mir. circuit looks very strange
to me-" she whispered Is u any
thing unusual7 or have you known
him TO be--likc this7 wonder n
I had better have our physician see
him."
Tom Bryan's open face could not
fully hide his inward laughter A
physician?
"a few hours sleep1l fix him.
There's nothing 20 worry about,
Mrs. circuit Homcf"
4 smile bordering on hysteriG
came TO Gail CIRCUITS face as the
car shot forward Bryan had &c
cepted this stranger for his en-
ployer, Bryan. who had known
circuit for five years.
This stranger thrown NJ her from
the curbing should be George or
cult TN the true circuit was safely
out OF tho country. This was her
plan. She drew him to HIS feet at
the hating of the car.
Bryan carefully guided him into
the house. lie moved without pro
test.
Take Mr.. circuit to my room. ="
Gail heard herself saying to Bryan.
Il want to SEQ how long one OF
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these attacks lasts"
Bryan ehuckled TO himself over
this new move OF the madam's. lie
left George circuit in his wife's
hands with tho hope that be would
get a little OF what was legitimate
~ coming 10 him.
Gail closed and locked the door,
and staggered 10 chair A sob
broke from hcr aching throat
Tho man moved toward her. a
comforting hand ontstrctchcd
Don't. dear. don't" he en-.
treated.
Shiyerlng. she shrank away from
him-a woma1s instructive shrink
ing from the touch OF stranger.
But the mans interest WAS but
tranSitory. HIS hand fell aimlessly
to his aide. lie stood stu In the
strange room with only a dumb
stare in his eyes, the unheeding
stare OF one who has no mental
vision.
Gail removed her wrap and hat
Thon--in low voice she called her
husband
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CHAPTER I'LL

what 80 rare as a day In June7
All! a day in September at Aamaro.
neck" cried Gail, stretching hai
arms toward the sea. I'm happySI
happyl I'm not sure that my de-
llrium OF JOY IN not plain Mysteries,
butt don't care a jot.'
That's good. Gail"
II was SIR. Lorme who spoke. lie
was bland-faced man OF fifiy-five.
He sat now in a deep willow rocker
on tho yeranda.
'Hurrah, It's good 10 hear you
say you don't care. Gail. You've
always cared so blasted much"
(which was a great mistake,
now see" laughed Gall.
Right"
The voice was hearty. as was
everything about Kate Lorme. In
a moment Calls arms were around
her.
Stay here with me during Oc-
tober. Kate. you and Dick. We will
motor every day. / had forgotten
that the world II 50 beautiful. You
will stay--you Will"
Sure. Gail girl" assented Mrs.
I>orme.
Gall kissed each round, rosy
cheek.
You blessed old darling" she
crooned. Then she ran down 10
the Sound. q
Mrs. Lorme reached out a hand
and touched her husbands.
Il never realized TIL this sum-
mer Just what Gail had suffered.
Why. bless me. Dick. she's our Gall
Revealing again, as lighthearted and
Firlish as she WAS before she met
that scoundrel circuit. This has
been a wonderful summer"
Continued In Our Next Issue
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BY the way has any heard from Teddy in the
last three four days?
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1916-11-13
WEALTH UNHEALTHY
IS EXPERT VERDICT

PHILADELPHIA. Pa, Nov. 13.-
Clinics held in many hospitals. at
tended by hundreds OF members OF
the Clinical Congress OF Surgeons
OF North America, in session here.
provided arguments for the simple
life.
II was the consensus OF opinion
among the surgeons that high liv-
ing is responsible for more opera.
lions than is the life led by poor
persons. The rich are more subject
10 cancer OF the stomach than 9th
ers, IL was stated.
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n,,,iiii;ii.iii;i;f
A Novel
A Week

him to get her place here as
housemaid after they're marriea.
And he said be would II he could.
uilda's a nice girl. think.
The woman smiled tenderly. and
drew the boy within her arms.
I'VE shall have 10 have Hiida. J
see"
Vance'B laugh rang out merrily.
But Il WAS because the smiles had
come 10 his Mammals face again.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1916-11-13
High Prices

High prices OBSERVATION-DISCLOSURES,
magazines and billboards proclaim them
loudly. Everything has gone up, the
food you eat, the clothes you wear, the
literature you read.
You look in the papers today, fearful
that you will see another Jump in prices
of the necessities in life, but this is not a
story of another jump, it is an announce
ment of lower prices.
Prices that may save the readers of this
article very nice sum of money. Watch
this space Nov. II, 1910, and get some
valuable information.
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Looks Like a Payer

NOTWITHSTANDING the two years elapsed since the
opening OF the Panama canal have been OF great
war with ocean traffic than half OF normal and tho the
canal closed for II months OF the time by slides the
tolls collected have aggregated %6S2 Over 1000 vessels
have passed thru the waterway
When commerce is restored normal, the earth slides
have checked and the canal dredged 30 feet the ra
fc thru will be 1t is quite possible that Uncle
Sam will find the Panama canal paying investment from
even dollars and standpoint
And watch out for Hi Johnson, the great, big
white hope of the c. o. p in 1920
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The Greatest Story in the World

no you envy those supcrreporters the Charles Ed
- ward Russels, the Frank Harrses, the Walter Lpp
and the Frederick Paers who interpret and write for
you the of and politics. the activities OF humanity
all the Of land and seai
You should not. For yours is the opportunity. right
here in Seattle and Washington, witness and
for your brain the greatest STORY" in all the world
the development OF the human
The daily life that goes about you greater and
fraught with interest for humanity than all the
that fought and all the elections that
held
Never battle surpasses in wonder the dawning OF
youths first love treaty signed by the diplomats OF
earth has half the consequences of the few words spoken
dread before the minister who you
and wife
The marvc OF science and invention pale into nsgni-
before the recurring marvel OF baby BIRTH the
great martyrhoods OF history ecpscd many times day
by the sclf-sacrifcng devotion OF mothers love.
The rise and fall OF nations but incidents in the life
of the world They the angles for the loot men and
the "picture chasers" HUMANITY is the big story. and
you the star reporter whose version depends
knowledge OF the races progress.
By the way has any heard from Teddy in the
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1916-11-13
As to Bread Famine
} RACTICALLY everywl

d RACTICALLY everywhere turnout the country bread
has gone to and l. rolls Is per dozen,
pies II and Is and before the public has
ceased growing about it, there is talk OF still further
crease In Seattle, the weight of the and l0cent oaves
has been down As everybody knows, the given
by the bakers is the high OF flour and that is
The given by the wheat operators Tor the high
cost OF flour is the abnormal demand from abroad This
may may be wholly Chances only partly
true and that wheat pit manipulation responsible for good
portion OF the unheard-of prices
But the public much concerned in the
in the effect and the effect will be disaster
bread continues to up Bread is the staff OF life is
LIFE itself.
America blessed with unexamped prosperity and bounti-
full crops has ample wheat supply its demands The
shipping OF TO Europe for the enrichment OF few spccu-
ators the OF starvation and suffering thousands
thousands of Americas poor, little short OF criminal
1t is not purpose TO exaggerate We alarm
lists. But national bread famine is II
thing not done and national bread famine time
OF plenty, revolt with frghtfu consequences
An embargo wheat would be rcgrcttable in the
IRENE would lay dangerous precedent to haunt this
try for generations Yet the very who would suffer the
al forcing it
Shall America be crueified Europe's CROSSE
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COrFINs AT cur PRICES

OwinK to the dull business duting
the summer months. and n desire to
clear out his spring and summer
stock OF collins and Baskets. J. 4.
- wHoms. coiorcd undertakes hero.
has announced bargain sale Of cof-
fine and casketa that should prove
attractive 90 tho colored people %
the city. especially when the high
cos; OF living makes cheap burial
very attractive.--Dubiin tGa.1 Dis
patch.
The lecturer had been describing
some OF the sights he had seen
abroad
There are some spcctacles." he
said. that one never forgets."
Il wish you could tell mo where
can get a pair" exclaimed an old
lady In tho audience. 4 am al.
ways forgetting mine"
The mayor OF tough border
town is about TO engage a preacher
for the new church.
"Parson. you aren't BY any
chance n Baptist. are you
Well. no. not necessarily.
WHY"
We'll. was Just agoln' TO say
we have 10 haul our water ~
miles"
SEEMED ONE SHORT TO SUSIE
Children" said tho Sunday school
superintendent. this picture Illus
trates today'E lesson. Lot was warn
ed to take his wife and daughters
and flee out Of sodom Here are Lot
al hfu Ia l.. a..
behind them. and there u Sodom In
the background. Now has any girl
or boy question before we take up
the study Of tho lesson7
Well. SuHte7'
"Pieathe. mir" llsped the latest
graduate from the infant class
where ith the fiea?"-Ladies' Home
Journal
DETERMINED TO co
Doctor" asked the invalid,
don't you think change to a
warmer climate would do me
good?"
Heavens. man" replied the doc
tor. that's Just what I'm trying TO
save YOU from."-Ladies' Home
Journal.
There's Charlie Chaplin, pulling
down six hundred thou per
year.
And Mary Plck'ord half as much
and then some more. We hear
While Wilson runs tho nation for a
measly seyenty-flve
And steers us out OF foreign wars
and keeps MS all alive.
Yes. and G. Allen Dale gets
$4,000 year, and he isn't even In
the movies.
Ethel was taken in TO dinner
by that Western gentleman you in
troduced 10 me. He was quite gal
liant and remarked upon my bird.
like appetite.
Her Friend Well. he should be
a good Judge on that point, dear.
he runs an ostrich farm In Calitor.
MIA.
SOME ONE HAS
u believe that every doctor has
his price"
We'll, | don't know about that.
but I've noticed that a doctor never
operates unless the patient has II"
Judge.
The other day Chris Dietz an me
were moanln' over layout OF has
enpfeffer an a couple OF Irlshmen
at the next table were buzzing
about redecoratinR their cafe, as
I follows: "Jake' wen put a big
electric sign so the customers can
see i'd away up the road and wen
put a nice brass railing around the
window to keep the customers from
| falling thru"