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Bryan daily eagle and pilot. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1909-1918, 1916-02-07

Don't call man a fool. II may be
vice versa.
Most accommodation trains aren't
any such things.
Industry probably is more import
ant than inspiration.
Somehow we feel sorry for the girl
who has no chin.
In some manner or other you prob.
ably are a henchman.
Every now and then you read about
fireproof building burning.
More men can talk the poker Ian.
guage than know how to play the
game.
You can sometimes learn the truth
from a liar by 'coppering" his state
ments.
The moons eclipse probably Is
about the poorest excuse for staying
up late.
Don't ask your friends to figh,
your battles II you are expecting much
OF a scrap.
II the chinch bugs want TO do some
thing really commendable why don't
they ruin the nut" crop?
However there are good many
broken promises which have nothing
TO do with political platforms.
The mere fact that tramp does
no useful work isn't sufficient proof
that he makes an easy living.
H.r
Bryan daily eagle and pilot. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1909-1918, 1916-02-07

Father does not get up early in the
morning because he wants to catch
an early worm. but because he is a
worm.
Bryan daily eagle and pilot. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1909-1918, 1916-02-07
WISE AND OTHERWISE.

you must learn to feed your fam.
lilies scientifically. my dear woman"
said the food lecturer Certain arti-
cles OF diet develop certain qualities 4"
Then" asked a little woman In the
audience. would you advise against
giving a auicK.tempered husband a
hasty pudding?'-BaltImore Ameri.
cap.
Bryan daily eagle and pilot. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1909-1918, 1916-02-07

The mere fact that a tramp does
no useful work isn't sufficient proof
that he makes an easy living.
Bryan daily eagle and pilot. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1909-1918, 1916-02-07
GLOBE SIGHTS.

Don't call man a fool. II may be
vice versa.
Bryan daily eagle and pilot. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1909-1918, 1916-02-07

Buying liquor at retail and drinking
1t wholesale has ruined many a man.
Bryan daily eagle and pilot. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1909-1918, 1916-02-07

However. there are a good many
broken promises which have nothing
TO do with political platforms.
Bryan daily eagle and pilot. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1909-1918, 1916-02-07

We carry a full line of toilet requisites
and perfumes. We have all the art.
cles that are necessary,or luxury to
babies, as well as sick room accesso.
ries and appliances, and druggists
sundries generally, patent and pre-.
paratory remedies of known merit, as
well as leather goods, stationery, ci.
CARS, etc.
Bryan daily eagle and pilot. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1909-1918, 1916-02-07

Diplomacy occasionally seems like
Bryan daily eagle and pilot. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1909-1918, 1916-02-07
You Are limited to Visit Us
WE WANT YOUR TRADE


HINTS FOR THE HOUSEHOLD.
Bryan daily eagle and pilot. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1909-1918, 1916-02-07

II the chinch bugs want TO do some
thing really commendable why don't
they ruin the nut" crop?
Bryan daily eagle and pilot. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1909-1918, 1916-02-07

the science OF telling graceful LITTLE
lies with certain end in view.
Bryan daily eagle and pilot. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1909-1918, 1916-02-07

As a little problem for today, try
to figure out why anyone would want
to initiate Charlie Chaplin.
Bryan daily eagle and pilot. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1909-1918, 1916-02-07

Mrs Pelk-Josephus. what In the
world do you mean by chuckling to
yourself In that manner? Josephus
II says here that 1872 wives brought
divorce cases into court and not a
single husband appeared to protest.
Judge.
Bryan daily eagle and pilot. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1909-1918, 1916-02-07

Most accommodation trains aren't
any such things.
Bryan daily eagle and pilot. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1909-1918, 1916-02-07

The blest today is as completely so.
As who began a thousand years ago.
Pope.
Bryan daily eagle and pilot. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1909-1918, 1916-02-07

Jaffrey-How do you suppose that
dear old man remembered exactly how
much he paid for his gold tooth. which
he bought forty years ago? Agnes
Why, s'Rose he carried IL in his
head.-Hiaryard Lampoon.
Bryan daily eagle and pilot. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1909-1918, 1916-02-07

and II shall 10. that whosoever
shall call on the name OF the Lord
shah be saved.-Aets II. "a.
Bryan daily eagle and pilot. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1909-1918, 1916-02-07
POINTED PARAGRAPHS.

Bitter words may result from biting
permission before II is ripe.
Seeing is not always believing. We
see lot OF people we can't believe.
Bryan daily eagle and pilot. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1909-1918, 1916-02-07

Industry probably is more import.
ant than inspiration.
Bryan daily eagle and pilot. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1909-1918, 1916-02-07

Thus fares II still in our decay.
And yet the wiser mind
Mourns less for what age takes away
Than what Il leaves behind.
Wordsworth.
Bryan daily eagle and pilot. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1909-1918, 1916-02-07

Excited Lady-why don't you inter
fere to stop that dog fight? Bystand.
er-I was Just a.going' to. mum. but
you kin calm y'r fears now. My dog
is on top at last. mum."-Buffalo
Courier.
Bryan daily eagle and pilot. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1909-1918, 1916-02-07

shah be saved.-Aets II. "a.
Society" seid tas mero man. -
useful only to those who want to
merry" "Or TO hose who ale mar.
ried and want D forget It," replied
the grass widow.-Indianapolls Star
see. but can not reach the height
That lies forever In the light
-Longfellow.
Bryan daily eagle and pilot. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1909-1918, 1916-02-07

Somehow we feel sorry for the girl
who has no chin.
Bryan daily eagle and pilot. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1909-1918, 1916-02-07

Sometimes | think I'd like to get
cut OF politics" said Senator Sorghum.
"why don't you?" ITS so hard to
get out without looking as II you had
been put out."-Washington Star.
Bryan daily eagle and pilot. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1909-1918, 1916-02-07

Don't ask your friends to figh,
your battles II you are expecting much
OF a scrap.
Bryan daily eagle and pilot. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1909-1918, 1916-02-07

In some manner or other you prob.
ably are a henchman.
Bryan daily eagle and pilot. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1909-1918, 1916-02-07

The moons eclipse probably Is
about the poorest excuse for staying
up late.
Bryan daily eagle and pilot. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1909-1918, 1916-02-07
An Up-TO-Date
Drugstore

Our DRUG STORE is complete in
every detail. Our Drugs and Chemicals are
OF the highest grade of purity obtainable.
Bryan daily eagle and pilot. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1909-1918, 1916-02-07

More men can talk the poker Ian.
guage than know how to play the
game.
Bryan daily eagle and pilot. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1909-1918, 1916-02-07

You can sometimes learn the trutf
from a liar by "coppering" his state
ments.
Bryan daily eagle and pilot. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1909-1918, 1916-02-07

Every now and then you read about
a fireproof building burning.
The day book. [volume] (Chicago, Ill.) 1911-1917, 1916-01-13

in foreign countries that the kaiser
is seriously i'll.
The emperor's illness has at no
time been serious, it was stated. 1t
was necessary for him to remain in
his rooms at the palace for only
few days.
He is now improved to such an ex-
tent that he is holding daily mill
tary conferences with members of
the general staff.
The day book. [volume] (Chicago, Ill.) 1911-1917, 1916-01-13
One CENT---THE DAY BOOK,,-ONE CENT

country which are going to waste.
Our sense of chivalry has been
stirred by stories of attacks by ban
dts on American women and girls.
What trouble now exists in Mex
leo has been caused by American
money and American arms and am
munition," went on Haywood. John
d. Rockefeller and VIM. Randolph
Hearst and many other of our 'pock-
etbook first patriots would like moth
ing better than to have an opportu-
nifty to exploit the Mexican poems,
and the only way they can do this is
to have the U. S. intervene. The mil
lions they have invested in that
country are not bringing in divi-
dends.
American money instead of being
invested in the undeVeloped re-
sources of this country was invested
down there. 1t is a hard thing to re-
fuse to trade 100000 worth of arms
and ammunition for $1,0O0,OOO
grant of land"
The day book. [volume] (Chicago, Ill.) 1911-1917, 1916-01-13
WAR BULLETINS

Rome.-ItaIian troops may be or
dered to proceed to relief of hard
pressed Montenegrins within 48
hours. King Victor Emanuel today
summoned military chiefs and mem
bers of cabinet into conference on
Montenegro situation.
Athens.-Greece has addressed a
vigorous protest to allied powers
against occupation of island of Corfu.
London.-Miners' Federation, the
strongest labor union in United King
dom, will vote on resolution declar-
ing in favor of national strike against
CONSUMPTION.
KAISER NOT SERIOUSLY ILL
THAT'S OFFICIAL NEWS
Berlin, via Amsterdam, Jan. 49,
The United Press today was officially
authorized to deny rumors circulated
The day book. [volume] (Chicago, Ill.) 1911-1917, 1916-01-13
ANNOUNCEMENTS

The Day Book today received the
following faulty announcement:
"Open meeting of the 23d ward So
cialist party, with entertainment.
Everybody welcome"
This announcement did not say
when or where this meeting would be
held. Nearly every day announce
ments come in here so incomplete in
detail that they would not tell any
thing if The Day Book did publish
them, and then the senders howl that
we are not handling their announce
ments.
Many announcements are so poor
ly especially when on post
cards-that it is impossible to de-
cipher them. Not a few reach this
Office after the date of the affair being
announced.
This will probably answer Frank
Matthew who had asked why an
nouncements they have sent in have
not appeared.
The Day Book will gladly carry
any announcements of meetings. No.
charge is made. Don't phone them.
Write them in. Get them in in plenty
of time. Write plainly. Thank you!
--G-o---
WE EOPETACT
Evening star., 1916-10-01
IMPORTANT!

Securities Repie,c. 1t will be sent monthly free Of
charge.
The booklet "Odd Lot Buying" issued by Harts-
horne s Picabia members of the New York Stock
Exchange, Wall Street New YORK City, difers TO
great extent from those issued by most other firms
doing business in odd lots of stock The firm offers
special inducements in the way of advice to small
investors. Copies Of this booklet on request
The Investors "a B. c." on bonds and their
terms in booklet form. has just been published for
investors by Mcssrs. Liggett, Hichborn & Co.,
6i Broadway. New York City. Investors will re-
ceive copy upon request.
Scientific Saving No. Ii" is the title Of booklet
which shows how quickly money accumulates when
used to purchase bond certificates. 1t also COM
pares the direct and indirect methods Of saving and
investing Copies may be had from P. w. Brooks
& Co., ll5 Broadway. New York, N. ".
Mr.. Atwood has written financial booklet,
Making Your Money Work for YOU, especially
for our readers. Write him at 95 Madison Avenue,
New York. inclosing four cents in stamps, if you
want copy.
Evening star., 1916-10-01

chaser Of securities BY lending part of the
purchase price and allowing the loan to
be repaid in regular. monthly instalments,
which is all the partial-payment plan
amounts to.
do not believe for moment that
it is impossible. to find a Detroit broker
who will thus handle business. Perhaps
there are none who so advertise. But
: am sure that any person in Detroit
with bank account and good standing
can borrow money and repay it by the
month at his own bank if he so desires
AS for brokers, there is probably not a
city in this country that does not have
several brokers only too glad to have their
customers pay for stocks or bonds in reguZ
: lar monthly sums. OF course, there are a
few brokers who do not care for very
small accounts; but the readers of this
magazine will be amazed to find how few
will refuse small investment purchase,
even where the entire funds are not sup
piled outright and the broker has to ad-
vance part of the money. Even in the
case of banks, | am confident that those
in small towns or the smaller trust COM
panies in the larger places almost daily
make loans to trusted customers that
amount to the same thing as a partial
payment purchase. And they do it for
very small sums, at that.
Evening star., 1916-10-01
Free Booklets that You May Have
for the Asking
arrangements haze been made by ,ohich any
reader mentioning this magazine may haze
any or all of the Jollowing booklets on request.

Write Slattery & Co.., 40 Exchange Place, New
York, for pamphlet giving list of Standard Oils
which have piled up sufficient surplus to warrant
ay or ass including bookiet I explaining the twenty
Payment Plan.
The partial-payment method of saving and in
vesting is Interestingly described in Booklet LIZ,
entitled 1.-THE PARTIAL Payment Plan which will
Sex B @
New York.
human and timely interest. The publishers will
" in
IL. 10 Pine Street, New York City.
The Citizens Savings & Trust Co., of Cleveland,
Ohio. will furnish to readers. upon request,
Booklet p which contains some very interesting
information on banking by mail.
The odd Lot Repie,e is weekly publication writ
ten in plain English in terms which the average man
can understand. 1t aims to give common sense
view of small investment opportunities. Sample
copies will be sent on application to the publishers
81 Broadway, New York City.
A, calendar of approximate dividend dates Of
be sent by Baruch Brothers. members. New York
Stock Exchange, 60 Broadway, New York. The
firm will also send their booklet on Odd Lots, out
A e4-page book containing $50 photographs and
graphic chart showing stability Of earnings of elec-
ing companies, is issued by Standard Gas and Elee
trio Co. Copies mailed upon request by H. NJ byl-
lesby & Co.. 208 S. La Salle ST., Chicago and TRINITY
Building New York City.
Any one interested in the securities market should
send to l.. r. Latrobe Co., No. III Broadway,
Stocks Motor Stocks. Standard Oil Stocks, Invest
or's Guide (270 pages) or Weekly Market Letter.
This firm will mail you any one of these books free
request
Williams Troth & Coleman Investment Securi-
ties 90 all Street. New York, offer public utility
preferred stocks, yielding 5 to per cent and COM
mon stocks with enhancement possibilities This
Of which will be supplied on written request by the
above-named firm
In their booklet How E. F. Coombs & Co.,
plan for the purchase of bonds in denominations of
$lOO, $500, and $1,000, which enables investors 20
take advantage of current price without increasing
the cost of the bonds.
First mortgage buyers will be interested in the
Issestoy Gniae published monthly by the National
Bond & Mortgage Trust Company, 294O Lincoln
Avenue, Chicago Illinois. The Guide is sent free.
Write and ask them to put you on the mailing list.
"The Partial Payment Plan," booklet B 33, de-
scrbing how you may purchase stocks and bonds.
will be sent upon request to any one interested in
this subject. Address John Muir Co.. 81 Broad
way, New York City
special booklet on Motor Stocks, giving full
financial data of the important companies. with
other valuable information has been issued for free
distribution by Messrs. Andrews Co., dealers in in
uestment securities los S. La Sale St., Chicago ILL.,
All those interested in high grade unlisted stocks
and bonds should write to Dawson. Lyon Co., 40
Wall Street. New York, for copy OF the Unlisted
Evening star., 1916-10-01
You are invited to receive IL Gravre Art Prints like
these ready for framing, every month for full year

You invited Reading Courses
knowledge of
privileges Mentor members with its distinguished Advisory Board This
Evening star., 1916-10-01

What The Mentor Association is
A little over two years ago several well-to-
do business men met around club table.
The conversation eventually turned to cul-
turc-the difficulty which the busy Ameri-
can experiences in finding an opportunity of
keeping his knowledge of literature, art,
music, and travel fresh and growing.
Il propose" said one, that we organize an
association for ourselves Let us employ an
experienced editor; let him prepare for us,
at regular intervals, popular articles on
big subjects that we ought to know about;
let him send these to us, together with the
finest art illustrations that he can possibly
secure. Let him teach us in this way one
thing every day." The result was The Mentor
issued twice month.
Little by little the membership has been
increased by the addition Of earnest,
self-improving men and women, until now
the original group of twelve has grown
Evening star., 1916-10-01

to more than 100000 But the standard of
selection has never been lowered. They rep
resent probably the most successful, finest
type Of citizens in America today.
Men and Women will say to you:
II 1oish had your knowledge of
Art, Literature, Music, and Travel"
You have said it yourself, probably, Of some
one else-"How wish had his knowledge
how wish could converse as he does"
Unlike many other possessions, knowledge
is not a gift. 1t must be sought-but the
path to it is open and easy to every man and
woman even the busiest The secret
is simply this: Learn One Thing Every
Dov
Valdez daily prospector., 1916-10-25
NEW COINS pERPLEx
 THE PHILADELPHIA MINT

PHILADELPHIA, Oct. 24.-The U S. mint officials are having trouble in making satisfactory dies for the new dimes. quarters and halves from tho designs furnished bv the Treasury department and there is delay In get ting the new currency into circula- lion. The Treasury authorities had hoped 10 have the new silver money in circulation July 1.
 According to Dr. Albert A. Norris chief clerk of the Philadelphia mint the die makers usually have trouble when deGigns are made by artists who are not familiar with the mechanical problems.
Valdez daily prospector., 1916-10-25
Million Paid for Milk Plant.

SEATTLE, Oct. 24.--Chsrles F.. Peabody. former president of the Alaska Steamship company, Seattle, paid one million dollars here for the condensed milk plants at Mt. Vernon and Ferndale in Whatcom county, tc the JohI B. Agen Company. Mir. Pea body is said to be acting for a large condensed milk interest, but their names have not been disclosed.
Valdez daily prospector., 1916-10-25
Indiana Celebrates.

INDIANAPOLIS, Oct. 24.-Thou- sands of visitors yesterday witnessed the first days program celebrating tho one hundredth anniversary of Indi- ana's entrance into the Union. A pie turesque pageant depicting scenes from the time LaSalle crossed thru the wilderness to the present day was presented in the afternoon. Today is pioneer day.
Valdez daily prospector., 1916-10-25

f How about that photo you promised
 to send home? Go to Jenner, tn
 Photographer, and have it taken to- day. It only takes few minutes. If
Valdez daily prospector., 1916-10-25

Hot corn bread and baked new DO. tatoes after 6 p. m. at the Arcade. ti
Valdez daily prospector., 1916-10-25

Fox's fresh Clam Tea at Love Whitley Co.'s. If
Valdez daily prospector., 1916-10-25

Location notices, both quartz and placer, at the Miner office.
Valdez daily prospector., 1916-10-25

For steam heated rooms come tt the Golden North. t
Valdez daily prospector., 1916-10-25

Matted Milk, hot and cole, phos. phates of all kinds, and hot drinks at Hunts.
Valdez daily prospector., 1916-10-25

BIG RET UCTION in Coats this week at E. Winters. If
 The best dinner at the Arcade Cafe. If
Valdez daily prospector., 1916-10-25

Try the Cottage Dining noom for good home-cooked meals. Mrs. M. Fucker. Phone 13l. If
Valdez daily prospector., 1916-10-25

Fresh Augustine & Kyer Butter Krisp and Queen Victorias at Hunts.
Valdez daily prospector., 1916-10-25

Pictures developed at the Valdez Drug Company. If
Valdez daily prospector., 1916-10-25
LOCAL BREVITIEs

Hand laundry. Phone 81 McKinle: St. tf
Valdez daily prospector., 1916-10-25

A new line of wOmen's sweaters cap and cap sets at E. Winters.
Valdez daily prospector., 1916-10-25

Don't forget the Clearance Sale a the Owl Drug Go.
Valdez daily prospector., 1916-10-25

Buttermilk Buckwheat Hot Cakes at Love-Whitley's. If
Valdez daily prospector., 1916-10-25

Best Sourdough hotcakes. and best coffee at the Arcade. If
Valdez daily prospector., 1916-10-25

Fox's fresh Crab Cocktails at tn. Love-Whitley Go. If
Valdez daily prospector., 1916-10-25

For all kinds of cement work see Blake. If
Valdez daily prospector., 1916-10-25

See our windows for Bargains at the Owl Drug Go.
Valdez daily prospector., 1916-10-25

Pure Fresh Drugs at the valdez Drug Store. If
Valdez daily prospector., 1916-10-25

S& w canned fruits and vegetables at Blum's.
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1916-11-16
ouR GOLD SOppLY enoaMou;
Metal Stacked IN NSsiof's Vaults Very
Nueh L Ike Sacks OF Grain
m Granny.

Our country hos within lis vaults
as much gold az France and Russia
combined the two European ma
tions that have striven the hardest To-
build mammoth hoarls Of the yellow
metal 1t has as much rs Germany
and Great Britain together, with all
other bell gerents, except France and
Russia, thrown in.
But that is not all, says a writer
in the Saturday Evening Post Out.
side of Russia, which produces less
than one-third rs much gold as the
United States, every European coun-
try is absolutely dependent upon the
rest of the world for its gold supply,
whereas this country yields up from
its own mines one-ffth of the en-
tire worlds supply-or more than
any part of the earth except South
Africa.
Las! year we stocked in more than
4OO.OOj,000 of the yellow metal
from the various nations that for
years had been engaged in a fierce
scramble for it. In our bank vaults,
clearing houses, assay offices and
subtrasuries gold is stacked like
sacks iii a granary.
The San Francisco mint alone re-
celyed in seven months SjO,OO0.0O0
in gold from Australia, Japan and
China. In four months more gold
flowed into the country than in ali
1T .19)S, the pre- 5ious banner year.
II vovN take tire laI.cst force of
men that ever worked ut one time
lust To pick out the g.ld in Uncle
sans \treasuries. There is more OF
it in the mint at Denver than was in
the whole world So years ago. NJ
one tine the brilding held $780,
100000 in gold alone.
If gold is in any sense a financial
protection, this country has massive
bulwarls against the possibility of
shock. Its bunkcrs are full to over.
flowing.
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1916-11-16
Head-of That All-winter
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Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1916-11-16
sg.h LIves : Msn,s Lifetime.

Under sHod favorable conditions as
exist In the vine barrens, burberry
culture Is to be classcd. as to the age
of Its first bearing. not with the slow
fruiting apple orchard, but with the
quick-fruiiing peach, with this lmpor-
tant difference, however, that while
the peach tree remains In vigorous
fruiting condition Tor comparatively
few years the blueberry bush, with
suitable pruning, bids fair to last a.
mans lifetime, and even longer.
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1916-11-16

Chand'er O>s p In letter from
hi" y ace. Mr.. Ella Flowers ,ys.
na'dly kno how To thank you
Tor the good that Cardui has done
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l'uk - mech Det'.i. am sill NJ
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weskn. -. Are y.u? Have yuu not
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IL i'l cure your pains -Advvrtise-
ct.