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Little Falls herald. [volume] (Little Falls, Morrison County, Minn.) 1889-1950, 1916-01-21
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ID IL. a.. c. w. Runquist was . Wis
1tor pt Swanville Monday. al
1 33kiss Mary Peterson, who has spent
: csaple Of weeks as q guest Of her
sister. Mrs.. Carl Erickson, left Thurs
day Fer her home at Glenwood.
si3ss Florence Carlson left for Min.
nesPolis Saturday, where she will re-
main for length of time. #at.8
iee: Helga Lund arrived from Du-
atth Saturday for visit with her par
ents, Mr.. and Mrs. o. Lund.
David johnson entered upon his du-
EeA, last week, as assistant at the
bank #
IL Anderson, who has spent week
with relatives here, left for his home
lat Brainerd last Monday.
Wednesday and Thursday being the
noats cid and stormy days Of the sea-
.son, ,ne school sessions were held in
:thesschools Of Dists. 81 and IS.
Mr.. cand Mrs. Ole Hedin returned
Friday from an extended visit with
friends and relatives at Escanaba,
Mich. .fr d.,
The auction sale held at the j. Pc
.Sersoa home last Thursday was not
very largely attended, On account of
the inclement weather. The goods,
however, found ready sale.
Patrick Peterson left for Denver,
Col, last week, after a short visit at
Ahe home of his parents, Mr.. and Mrs.
G..: Peterson.
Ida and Alb. Ryberg, Robert Bring,
Victor johnson and Oscar, Willie and
Henry Carlson attended a party at the
A. Peterson home in Fawndale last
Friday evening, given in the honor of
Miss Hildur's birthday anniversary.
a very pleasant time is reported as
having been passed by all.
Miss Ella Stenholm left Monday for
St. Paul, where she will remain for a
sength Of time with her sister, Mrs. H.
Beekstrom.
Miss Ruth johnson. Tho has spent a
week at the home Of her brother, Ar
thur johnson, Of -Brainerd, returned to
'her home Monday.
Mrs. F. Simonson left for Minneapo-
lis last week, where she will visit with
friends.
Miss Teckla Peterson closed her res
>Saurant Saturday for a period of two
months Or until the coolest part of
the winter is past.
The Young Peoples society will
meet at the Lutheran church Sunday
evening at 1880 o'clock, when as usu-
al, a program will be rendered.
Paul Erickson finished up the new
residence of o. P. Johnson 8 last week
and is now staying at the home of Mr.
-and Mrs. Mike Amren.
Little Falls herald. [volume] (Little Falls, Morrison County, Minn.) 1889-1950, 1916-01-21
3-WEEKS' COURSE FOR RETAIL
MEM

Out Of the one weeks short course
tor merchants offered by the General
Extension division Of the University
# Minnesota last year and year be-
Gore, has come a demand for more
extended course. This demand will be
met this year by three weeks course
in merchandising, beginning January
81, Immediately at the close of this
years one weeks course. The fee will
be $40. Full particulars will be fur
nished on application to the General
Extension Division Of the University
of Minnesota, Minneapolis.
Little Falls herald. [volume] (Little Falls, Morrison County, Minn.) 1889-1950, 1916-01-21
NORTH ELM j! ID ALE A I. E

Jan. 8. -- j j. Jacobson went to
Royalton with his daughter Ruth ia
cobson, who returned 4 to Brainerd,
where she is employed. d. s5 +. d " /.
p. NJ. Larson and son Robert called
on 81 Oscar Swanson Of swanville, Mon
day evening. 4.
Martin Larson is on the sick last.
Boy Jacobson IS attending school at
Royalton this winter.
Joe Kalis and son Tony went to
Bowlus Saturday on business.
Jake Kuka went to Bowlus Satur-
day on business.
Little Falls herald. [volume] (Little Falls, Morrison County, Minn.) 1889-1950, 1916-01-21
Puzzled,

A little. girl has new baby sister.
and she has been somewhat puzzled
as to the exact status of the new ar
rival in the family. She had willingly
given up her bed, but something still
seemed to trouble her greatly. One
day she was found surveying the din
ing room just at mealtime. She look
ed at her own high, chair, then inquir-
ed suspiciously Of her father, '*Where
is she going to eat. daddie?"-1ndiana
polls News.
Little Falls herald. [volume] (Little Falls, Morrison County, Minn.) 1889-1950, 1916-01-21

Pete Miller of south Dakota came
here to visit his mother, Mrs. g.
Jacobson Il
hi Christ johnson is employed st Bent
Twist 8 Of Swanville, at present.
E. M. Larson and sons Henry and,
Robert went to Bowlus Saturday on on
business. ssSF
Miss Ruth Jacobson, who has been
here visiting for about a month has e 3
returned to Brainerd. Il 81
Mr.. and Mrs. Bonnie Hanson, yyAc
have been on two weeks honeymoon
trip to Brainerd, have returned home.
Little Falls herald. [volume] (Little Falls, Morrison County, Minn.) 1889-1950, 1916-01-21
Unnecessary KNOWLEDGE.

Unnecessary knowledge. 81
Aunt Sarah "a spinster)-N0w, dear,
II you would only watch me closely
you might learn how to crochet. Little
Bessie oh. I'm goin' to get married
when grow up!-Pittsburgh Press.
Little Falls herald. [volume] (Little Falls, Morrison County, Minn.) 1889-1950, 1916-01-21
A Tongue Twisting Query.

n tongue Twisting query.
Should a shad. Smelling shrimps for a
shark.
Cease to shuck the shamed shrimps who
remark:
''Serve US not without dressing.
It's really distressing?'
Or should he shuck shrimps in the dark?
YOUTHS Companion.
Little Falls herald. [volume] (Little Falls, Morrison County, Minn.) 1889-1950, 1916-01-21
Too Expensive.

Two little sisters, who were taken to
see "Othello," were much impressed by
the death scene. II wonder ii they
kill a lady every night?" said Lucy.
why, Of course not, Lucy" said her
sister. ''They just pretend to. It would
be altogether too expensive to really
kill q lady every night"
Little Falls herald. [volume] (Little Falls, Morrison County, Minn.) 1889-1950, 1916-01-21
PUZZLED THE JAPANESE.
Tho Tumult q White Woman's Pair o
Black Gloves Caused.

Tho Tumult White Woman's Pair Of
Black Gloves Caused.
japanese women never wear gloves
Thousands upon thousands of Nippon
natives have never seen a pair of
gloves. One day as an American girl
and l were walking through a small
village some distance from Tokyo we
were at loss to understand why such
a large crowd gathered around us on
the street.
In small town an American always
gathers a crowd. but this crowd was
particularly thick and excited. and
when the Japanese do any looking they
want to do 1t up close. The natives kept
looking at my partner, pointing and
jabbering away. wildly excited. The
crowd kept getting tighter and tighter,
while with our hands on our noses we
kept trying to push out. They kept
pointing at her hands, then at her face,
and not until one Of them reached
over and felt Of her hands did we un-
derstand what was the matter.
The girl with me had on q pair Of
black gloves with the ends under her
sleeves, so that the excited villagers
We're trying to solve the mystery Of
how person could have black hands
and white face When she drew of
her gloves. revealing hands the same
color as her face. they disappointedly
widened enough to let us through.
No doubt If she had not removed her
gloves the legend Of the woman with
the black hands and the white face
that once visited the town would have
been handed down for years.-Homer
Croy in Leslie's Weekly.
Little Falls herald. [volume] (Little Falls, Morrison County, Minn.) 1889-1950, 1916-01-21
ConciIiatory.

conciIiatory.
Head Waiter (dignited and pompous,
Have you ordered, sir? Despairing
Patron-Yes. ordered porterhouse
steak half an hour ago, and wish to
apologize for my rudeness. With your
permission will withdraw it as an Or
der and renew it as suggestion.-Chi-
cago Tribune. ..-... ..:.t..- -.-- ...
Little Falls herald. [volume] (Little Falls, Morrison County, Minn.) 1889-1950, 1916-01-21
The Golf Chest.

"Higgins claims he increased his
chest measurement three inches by
playing golf.' ....
Huh! bet he took the last meas
urement just after he won that dinky
silver cup he's so proud of."-St. Louis
Post Dispatch.
Little Falls herald. [volume] (Little Falls, Morrison County, Minn.) 1889-1950, 1916-01-21

The Misanthropic Condor.
Said the condor in tones of despair:
mot even the atmosphere's rare
Since man took to flying.
It's really too trying,
The people one meets in the air."
Century Magazine.
Little Falls herald. [volume] (Little Falls, Morrison County, Minn.) 1889-1950, 1916-01-21
My Black Hen.

Ny Black Hen.
had a pretty little hen: T.
The minister he ate her.
She left no weeping parents, for
They were an incubator.
Edison Monthly.
Little Falls herald. [volume] (Little Falls, Morrison County, Minn.) 1889-1950, 1916-01-21
Coca Leaves.

| : ----| V0c1 I00V08s - -.
Coca. from the leaves of which CO.
caine is produced, was known among
the Incas as the divine plant long be-
fore the discovery of America.
Little Falls herald. [volume] (Little Falls, Morrison County, Minn.) 1889-1950, 1916-01-21
A Matter Of Figures.

Lobbyist-May submit some figures
IN support Of my contention? Senator
We'll. there'll have to be at least four
fiRures.-Puck. ..ssts
Little Falls herald. [volume] (Little Falls, Morrison County, Minn.) 1889-1950, 1916-01-21
Just His Way.

She sent her husband out to shop:
He had some crackers listed,
But he brought pretzels back, poor pop.
He always gets things twisted.
Little Falls herald. [volume] (Little Falls, Morrison County, Minn.) 1889-1950, 1916-01-21
Fatal to Jones.

Fatal to Jones.
'Sad affair about Jones having con-
cussion Of the brain. wasn't IT."
'sWhat was the matter?''
HE was struck with an idea."-Yale
Record.
Little Falls herald. [volume] (Little Falls, Morrison County, Minn.) 1889-1950, 1916-01-21
lncbnoruous.

but why did you break OF rhe
match at the last moment?"
"Oh, the color Of his hair killed ev-
erything in my trousseau. Judge. .
Little Falls herald. [volume] (Little Falls, Morrison County, Minn.) 1889-1950, 1916-01-21

Mr.. Spoonmore- dear. you're
worth your weight in gold.
Miss Plumpleigh-You're perfectly
horrid to think I'm as fat as that
Boston Globe.
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1916-04-13

Notice Of sheriff's Sale on Foreclosure
OF Mortgage.
PAUL NJ COLLINS, Plaintiff. versus
AtrREo / Lee, JEssiE a LEE, his vile,
Eva =. WnrLooK and +. d WmrLooK,
her husband, and Ross V. Du1rY, De-
PENDANTS.
UNDER AND BY VIRTUE OF an
order Of sale and decree OF foreclosure,
issued out Of the District Court Of the
Seventh Judicial District, State Of Ida
ho, In and for the County Of Canyon ON
the nth day Of March, 1915, in the
above entitled action, wherein Paul NJ.
Colllns the ahoye named plaintiff, ob.
tanned a decree against Alfred l.. Lee
and Jessie A Lee. defendants. ON the
nth day Of March, 1916, which said de.
cree was. on the nth day OF March,
1916, recorded in Judgment Book six OF
said Court, at page i70, am command
ed TO sell all that certain lot, piece OF
parcel OF hand situated in the County Of
Canyon, State OF Idaho. bounded and
described az follows, to wit.
The Southwest Quarter OF tho North
east Quarter lsWh NE4l Of Section
Four az. Township Four North al
Range Five l5) West Of the noise MerIa.
ian. containing forty acres.
NOTICE Is HEREBY GIVEN. rha,
on the 10Th day Of April. 1916, at . ot
o'clock 2 NJ o. that day, in front OF tn.
CouH House door 10 the City Of cald
we'll, County Of Canyon. l will, in obedi
ence TO said order OF sale and decree o.
foreclosure, sell the above described
property or SO much thereof as may b,
necessary 10 satisfy the plaintiffs decree
With interest thereon aud costs to th,
highest bidder Tor cash. lawful money Of
tho United States.
Dated March 22nd. A. d. 1919.
GEORGE " FROMAN. sheriff.
ny II. b. MUMFORD. Deput,
3234lS
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1916-04-13
nv THE DISTRICT COURT
OF the Seventh Judicial Dis
fricf OF the State of idaho,
In and for the County of
Canyon.

THE STATE OF IDAHO SENDS
GREETINGS TO James E. Boyer, the
above named defendant.
YOU ARE HEREBY NOTIFIED,
that complaint has been filed against
you in the District Court Of the Seventh
Judicial District Of the State OF Idaho in
and ioF the County of Canyon, by the
above named Plaintiff, and you are
hereby directed to appear and answer
the said complaint within twenty DAYS
OF the service OF this summons il served
within said judicial District, ard within
forty days Il served elsewhere; and you
are further notified that unless you so
appear ard answer said complaint with
In the time herein specified, the plant
i'll will take judgment against you as
prayed, in said complaint
Said action is brought to obtain de-
cree of this Court dissolving the bonds
Of matrimony cow existing between
Yourself and the plaintiff. or the grounds
OF wiliul failure to support the plaintiff
and her minor child, and to secure to
the plaintiff the custody of said minor
child, Bessie Delona Boyer, and for such
other and further relief as to the Court
may seem just and equitable All Of
which more fully appears by plaintiffs
complaint on file herein, to which refer
ence IA hereby made.
WITNESS my hand and the seal Of
said District Court, this 18th day OF
March. 1916.
l.. G. KNOwLTON.
1sEAh CLERK
scatterday & Van Duyn.
Attorneys for Plaintiff,
Residing at Caldwell, idaho.
3-23-4-27
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1916-04-13


| IL appears that State Travel
ing Headliner sisson, who ap
penred before the board Of edu
cation Tuesday aud kicked be
cause the appropriations werl
not flexible" enough TO permil
oi hls turning al but his salar,
into the travelling fund has IN
|curred the displensure Of the
Caldwell News, which speaks
poiute6ly as follows:
III seeu sstrnnge in these times
when candidates are running a.
bout after issues. that SOMEONE
has not thot Of milking il nm is.
sue 70 iise that poor 'siwp' that
rnttles around Ia the chair OF
state commissioners OF education.
Y q Sisson II would be popu
lar. The people WOULD follow tue
ean who would suggest snth a
thing ms sheep follow their leader.
The latest egreeiosity OF this
thing Is the report 10 the public
press that he is gallivanting "a
bout the nation. we presume at
idaho's expense (Ciuch-Ed }
hunting "A man TO al The posi-
ton about to be made vacant
10y the resignation oiSupt Hun.
phries OF the state Industrial
school Hasn't idaho a man
that can nll this position with
honor 20 himself aud glory 60
the stateg Must the head OF ev
cry institution be filled by mail
order products OF the world edn
cational? Must every teacher in
our institutions be- "a mailordef
lencher2 How long must Idaho
submit 20 the humiliation aud
ite dlegraef OF having her flup
sons und Iah daughters passed
over hy this mhilorder uuodlt
that some other mallorder moo,
IDLE from TIN pn4i u,Ar an nu,
important positions Of honor
and trust? Is state pride deadi
L every prompting. every IN
-tinet OF LOCAL patriotism NOR
bundg Idaho has the brains
aud the ability 20 IN ever, Office
m tine eiI, OF her people, aud we,
Tor QUE want them filed by Ida.
hu people p
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1916-04-13

lntimating that the remark
applies 10 the Brandeis appoint.
ment, Goodwiu's Weekly SAYS
that such appointees should be
above suspicion. Did you ever
know of a democrat that a re.
Publican didn't susplcion'g On
the other hand, democrats don't
need to "suspicion" republicans;
they have convicted themselves
SO often that we know they re
guilty
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1916-04-13

frnlinr ont the lecv(.1 ro4,rauan IN
tivss "a, ,nle7 4 ~ ;1ls,e, IL
Ifrnn Falkss. ~ W6itans; q ~
- ,~o,.o ,,hvir,,.., tho s,h.,s
Iblams Tan raate 81 vor !. g
whom VA entr,,st1d yonr nar.
~. valfara
what an.,ve,. g.. ~, ,o;no n
,..t,- IT,
niscs,; ths;s ."' ~, s -"
s.L q (. ~o,. h,.' !, Z, -, >
/ Van ,r AN. ~, Trs.s' ~ -.
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II s,,r., 8 .,-.s,... Z ~. 60.
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Va, tn<,.- d.,,.,. III, TO-.
n ! ,n..u ~. r~s,,L !. XII, ~
|con..lsrsa Epdar oo.,,dn,t ....
one fe,,th n M ,rs,.,nct - III,
conntvg ", Ln.n, a,d.,. ~.
Tom tb.t nart. ,,.t.,a.t.
|..on,mos h,rss ...',,. 81 ,,o,,.a,.,a
,,v;ma~ys wha $1,000
co,uv &, ,naka9
4,,'s ra,',, 4,
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1916-04-13

Ed Skinner, OF the Emmett Ia.
dex, is practising up for the re.
publican campaign He is writ
ing serials about Henry Goul's
captive gray eagle to get the
habit preparatory TO telling che
dear people how he loves Roose.
Welt.
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1916-04-13

Il was In the kindergarten. A re-
view on the subject of "The Indian"
was in progress. Now, Children"
beamed the teacher, "who can remem.
Der what the Indian woman is
called7" There was an interval OF
profound silence: then an eager voice
piped up: Il know. teacher: squab."
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1916-04-13

Wonder if the horns won't
rasp a wee bit when the republi-
cans are forced to swallow the
bullmoose head without grease?
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1916-04-13

II an ~ " ({ll{tffEft ~ tut ItIIiIIItfiF1
that lead to ~ upright life befor,
dlctatl1g a moral code Tor th.
guidance al other unrents II i,
sven 10 10 a political family ~,
have no moral right Ia c.psur,
another political Dnrty ;or wear
Ing dirty linen ! uile our owt
skIrtA are uncleau w are there
fore going to give ar republican
friends a rest wl H. We tnlk /.
Thomas Il. Bucknar
Two Years nQo. Mr.. Buakner
you we're selected IL conduct IA,
democratic county campaign II
was = msn's siar lob. and Won
measured ~ 10 ii. when The
smoke az haffle cls,, rad can,,,,
county demporney Ind on a "a.
marknbIr victory The Wisdom
Of the people IN eatrustinx their
affairs to the democratic party
Il now partly seen and under.
stood, and will become more an.
parent AZ time goes by. When
the term Of the present county
administration ends the taxpay.
ers viii have been saved over "A
quarter Of a million dollars. IRE.
supposinr that republican con.
troll would have continued the
policy pursued by II Tor Years
past. Knowing thu. your plain
duty to your party and 70 ,he
people OF your county was "a
bsud your every mort toward
the maintenance Of interest and
harmony. Ia order that cont,n
ue,i democratic succeaa might
bring continued blessings "a our
people How hnve YOU nor.
formed that paramount dutvq
AT the committee meetioo .,
Caldwell Saturday YOU. with sey
On committeeman vo,ed 70 Al.
franchise twenty ak oi yonr conn
ty precincts. snbyer,ea Tho nr,n.
ciple Of primary rpIe and ha,.d
,,&..,..,l Oh
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1916-04-13

FARMERS COOPERATIVE DITCH

FARMERS COOPERATIVE DITCH
co.
Parma, Idaho, March 10, 1915.
NOTICE Is HEREBY GIVEN. that
AZ meeting OF the Directors Of the Far
mers' Co Operative Ditch Company.
held on the 18th day Of March, 1915. an
assessment Of seventy Eve (75 cents per
share was levied upon the outstanding
capital stock OF the corporation, payable
on the 18th day Of April, 1916, 20 the
Secretary, at Parma, Idaho.
Any stock on which this assessment
remains unpaid on the 18th day OF April.
1916, will be delinquent aud advertised
Tor sale at public auction. and unless
payment is made before. will be sold on
the sth day Of May, 1916. &c pay the De.
linquent assessment. together with the
costs Of advertising and the expenses Of
sale.
W. B. MITCHELL,
Secretary
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1916-12-10
Continued from Page Fiue

trenches in which the forty defenders were
posted.
Kurt was completely convinced that not
single one of his little squad would get away
alive. For a moment feeling Of melancholy
tenderness assaied him But, with effort,
he banished all thoughts Of his Liesel, if not
from his heart, at least from his understand
ing.
He rang the telephone There was no time
to lose. A shot might at any minute destroy
the apparatus or kill him. Then the lives Of
all of them would have been sacrificed in vain.
The division commander had driven in his
automobile 70 the regimental headquarters.
He asked the news of the colonel, who to-day
looked unusually solemn. and then, smoking
cigar, seated himself in the peasants house
where the telephone station was.
"No, we couldn't hold the bend" said the
general. There was no object in leaving
detachment there, since until this morning our
dispositions didn't justify us in doing so. I'm
sorry for the patrol But sooner or later that
can happen to any Of us. II cannot be helped"
"No, it cannot be helped answered the
colonel, casting his eyes TO the ground.
Silence reigned for a while. Then the tee-
phone bell sounded. The colonel took the re
ceiver and nodded 10 the general
Yes, it is he"
you see everything? That is fine. Yes. |
nave the map here and can follow you. Go on!
Two cavalry divisions in O.. Goodl Every,
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1916-12-10

to the Truant School and turn me over
I was there for three months only.
well, was out of there about three
months and another fellow and me stole
some fire extinguishers out of B. r. T.
train. We hid them in swamp and
then went around and emptied the acid
out and sold the rest for old copper. |
was seventeen when l got pinched for
this and got sent to Elmira for twenty
five months.
1T wasn't bad at Elmira, except they
made you wear red suits when you
didn't do right. And they wouldn't let
you smoke.
"Well, was out OF Elmira about six
months and I got Job on the B. R. l.
Wen, one night couple other fellows
says to me: Come on, let's take the
money from the run and beat it, so
says, You're on.
80 we got a big crowd on the train,
and when we got into a StaCon, we gets
out and beats it down the stairs and
takes a car out to the Island with the
cash. Well, the two other fellows got
caught right off the next day, and they
squealed on me, so one night about
week after 1 am going into dance hall
down at Coney and cop comes up and
SAYS to me, You're wanted
What for?' I says.
The B. R. T. robbery he says.
You're crazy l says to him. I
never worked on the B. r. T.
Whats your name? he says.
Reilly says.
(His name is really, let US say,
Nichols.)
$50 he takes me to the station, and
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1916-12-10

done, but when proved it to them, of
course, they wrote to the navy officials,
and told them that had jail record.
So / didn't go back to the navy bit
deserted. | was around for sixteen
months, and got job on a boat passing
coal and went all over Europe, doing
one Job and another, but when | got
back home ! says What's the use? so
goes to the navy yard and gives myself
up as a deserter.
"Well, they sent me to the naval
prison at Portsmouth, N. H., for year
and half, but got six months off that.
If you want to start any reform in that
naval prison, let me tell you what needs
to be done. The food is all right, and
all that, but they certainly ought to
be made to cut out the daily baths.
Whether you need it or not, every day,
winter and summer, you have to go
down and take that bath. 1t certainly
amt right"
Here was a novel aspect of prison re-
form. | wonder how many prisoners
chafe more under the inhumanity of the
daily bath than they do at the lack of
clean sheets.
"Well, am out of naval prison four
months and living at home with my
mother. There is an ex-copper who
lives in the next house, and he calls me
a crook. Well, to get even with him, |
gets into his room when he is at work
and swipes all his stuff. | even swiped
the motor that runs his electric rheu-
matism cure, so that he can't start it in
the morning. l got even with him all
right.
"Well, for this | got four years in
Sing Sing. Along toward the end of my