La Junta tribune., 1916-03-04


.Das that ever lived. was ssS yesrs
~ bsfore he sueceeded In achieving
reputation--for antiquity.
4 Kansas paper thinks that ~
sweden Joins the war. Minnesota
viii be unable 10 preserve neutrali-
u. And wouldn't II bust up the Mos
siah q Lindsborg. Kan. too!
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Nothing to me IL SO pathetic ~ .
politician without job. unless II Is
. politician with job. One typifies
. future without hope. and the other
hope without = future. Sam Blythe.
II you are wise you will save some
thing for q rainy day. and you might
start In by investing In = mackintosh.
an umbrella and a pair Of rubbers. II
has rained in Colorado. but not late
~.
Judge Mcdaniel will call the dock
ct OF the March term Of the county
court next Tuesday. and will set
cases for trial beginning with March
18th. The docket Is not very ex-
tended one.
Wet Advocate--Here's a new story
about man who got a piece OF Ice
lodged In this throat and choked to
death"
Dry Advocate--"Ah. just another
case OF death from hard drink"
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II. W. Potter arrived home last
Tuesday from Los Angeles, Calf.
where he had been for ten days on
business. II is still raining In Cali
fornia. although the floods that sub
merged that country few weeks ago
have about subsidized. The Santa Fe
Yoadbed between Los Angeles and San
Bcfnsrdino In stili In . somewhat de-
lapidsted condition. and looks ~
though Il had been through very Sc
we're siege Of trials and tribulations.
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Charles Mcvay. the Irish oil king.
left last Wednesday morning for
Cody. Wyo.. where he VIII take
charge Of the well drilling operations
Of the Mountain States OIL and Gas
Company. Mr.. Mcvay shipped . well
drilling outfit 10 Cody last Monday.
and expects 10 be boring for oil with
n few weeks. This company IL cap
italised for sio.ooO.ooo and already
has seven wells In operation In very
promising field. After Mr.. Mcvay
has looked the field over he has
promised To write ~ letter giving
The hoaest opinion Of ~ expert on
the new oil and gas field.
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A. . Ia Junta barber shaved .
customer he spoke In this manner:
Poor Jim. poor jim! Jim worked In
ny shop. hut had 10 send him 10 IN
asylum. ss he threatened To cut .
eustomer's throat because the Gus
toner refused 10 take . shampoo.
Sometimes I wish I had let him do
H. Would you care for . shampoo
this morning? YES" meekly answer.
ed the man being shaved.--so says
the Fowler Tribune. . journalistic
eaterpri.e whose editor will he .
candidate for Rooseveit's Ananias
Club uniess he decides 10 reform b.
fore Il IL everiastinsiy too late.
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with any other candidate than
Roosevelt on the Republican ticket
Woodrow Wilson viii b. elected
Aers November by practically unan.
tnsous vote Of the electoral colleges.
Without the impulss which the 1914
episode gave Reossvels. Ne would
nes have the ehosi Of . show for The
HsDuhlican nomiaation. A. Il n. ~
uay succeed In his attempt 10 selss
II. Republican ta Pssnsyivasia
ars seriously cossidssias . pseessl.
oisa 70 tsrn toward hin - - q.
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