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The Brookings register. [volume] (Brookings, Brookings County, S.D.) 1903-1971, 1916-07-27
MAY BUY LIGHT PLANT

The people of Bruce are figuring on
purchasing the electric light plant Of
that place. 1t is now owned by private
parties but at a mass meeting held
there recently a movement was started
to take 1t over as a municipal business
venture. The sentiment for a munich
pal owned plant Is strong.
It is found necessary, however, to
incorporate as a city in order to legally
handle the affair, and a petition has
been presented to the council asking
that a special election be held to vote
on the proposition. II the people vote
to incorporate enother special election
must follow to vote bonds to purchase
the electric light plant. It win prob
ably be the first of January before the
matter Il finally closed up.
The Brookings register. [volume] (Brookings, Brookings County, S.D.) 1903-1971, 1916-07-27
PIONEER PASTOR DEAD

In the death of Rev. A. D. Chase, at
Watertown, the state loses one OF Its
oldest residents, Mr.. Chase having
come to Codington county in 1878. He
has been in feeble health for a number
of years. but has been quite active con-
sidering his age and infirmities. MI.
Chase was born July rs, 1881, in Sulli-
van county, New Hampshire. and was
IS years of age. His parents were
Jacob and Sarah Chase, who had FIVE
other children. He completed a course
in the Mashau, N. H. academy and then
turned his attention to teaching. After
going to Wisconsin in 1859 he engaged
in church work. With others from
The Brookings register. [volume] (Brookings, Brookings County, S.D.) 1903-1971, 1916-07-27
DIED IN CANADA

Mr.. Knute Quail, a we'll known and
highly respected old settler of Brook.
ings county, but for the past fifteen
years a resident of Camrose, Canada,
passed away at his home there July
10Th.
Deceased was born at Galdris, Nor.
way, September 26, 1912, and came to
America with his parents in 1856, and
settled in Winneshick county, Iowa.
He was married in 1871 to Miss Rachel
Fristad. In 1876 he and family moved
to Oslo township, Brookings county,
where he took a homestead on which
he resided until 1901, when he moved
to Alberta, Canada. His wife passed
away in 1891. To this union nine chill.
dren were born of whom five are still
living. They are Carl, of Brookings,
Mrs. O. o. Graves, of Brookings, Henry
of Camrose, Canada, Mrs. Theo. Ost-
root, of Astoria, S. D., and Martha, of
Watertown, s. D.
Shortly after going to Canada Mr..
Quail married Mary Jeove, who passed
away in 1905.
Besides his children he leaves two
brothers and three sisters in Iowa and
ten grandchildren.
The remains reached here Monday
evening, and on Tuesday afternoon
short services were held at the resi-.
dence of Mr.. Carl Quail conducted in
English by Rev. B. A. Benson. The
regular funeral services were held in
the Lutheran church at Volga and
were conducted in Norwegian by Rev.
Voldahl, of that place. Interment fol-
lowed in the cemetery there. The
funeral was largely attended and at
tested in a substantial the
high esteem in which deceased was
held.
The Brookings register. [volume] (Brookings, Brookings County, S.D.) 1903-1971, 1916-07-27

Frank B~eardsley, a travelingman, of
Bertlesen, Of Elkton, here Monday
evening, Rev. M. B. Milne CT the Bap-
fist church, performing the ceremony.
The bride was In the millinery business
at Elkton for years. The couple will
make their future home at Mankato.
Mimi.
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X n Il
B%rookings 0 0 0 0 0 0 p 2 4
Toronto 20 2 0 0 1 0 2 0 ks 5 3

Sundays game was the last for
Brookings. The team has been dis
banded and we will see no more league
ball here this year. 1t is a hard propo-
sition financially to keep an independ-
ent team as good as Brookings had in
the field and the management decided
to quit for this season. 1t is hoped the
city will have a good team next year.
The Brookings register. [volume] (Brookings, Brookings County, S.D.) 1903-1971, 1916-07-27
BALL TEAM HAS
BEEN D|SBANDED
WON BOTH GAMES AT THE LAKE
BENTON TOURNAMENT
LAST WEEK
EXPENSES HIGH IS REASON FOR CHANGE
Toronto Won Last Game of Season
at Watertown SUM-
day

Brookings won both games at Lake
Benton during the base ball tourna-
ment held there Thursday and Friday
of last week. In the game against
Tyler Thursday Brookings won easily
by a score of IA to 3. Jasper won from
Russell the same day by a score Of
5 to l and this left Brookings and
Jasper to play off the final game on Fri
day.
The game Friday was a good one
Brookings winning out by a score of 3
to 2. The crowd both days was large.
Following are the scores by innings
of games in which Brookings took
part.
r H E
Brookings 20 0 8 2-14 IA 8
Tyler ........0 l 0 0 2-3 6 4
Batteries: Tyler-Command and
Priest; Brookings-Olson and Swift.
R e
Jasper 80 1 0 10000 % 6 8
Brookings 0 0 0 0 l 0 0 2 ks Z 3
Batteries: Jasper-Weidell and
Ditto; Brookings - Monahan and
Dakin.
The game Sunday at Watertown was
won by Toronto by a score of S to 2.
Brcokings got her only ms in the
ninth inning. Below is the score:
The Brookings register. [volume] (Brookings, Brookings County, S.D.) 1903-1971, 1916-07-27
BAND CONCERT

Following will be the program for
the band concert Friday evening,
%:
March-Royal Decree. English
Overture-Wililam Tell. ......R ossini
Tone Poem-Apple Blossoms. Roberts
Popular Numbers:
(a) She is the Daughter Of Mother
Machree."
(b) Norway.
Waltz Suite-Wedding of the Winds
Hall
Serenade Till
duet for flute and horn, Messrs. Pal
mer and Rittman)
Melodies from Sari ........ .Kalman
March-Transatlantic ....... st. Clair
Star Spangled Banner
Next weeks concert will be given on
Thursday, August 3, instead OF Friday.
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The total valuation of real and per-
sonal property in Brookings county as
equalized by the county board is as fol-
1OwS.
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1916-10-06
DAY FOR
CHAIN GANG TAKES
GUARD BY SURPRISE
Three Prisoners Bolt in as Many
Different Directions at Once,
and Municipal Simon Legree
Loses Two Unwilling Workers.

II WAS getaway uny on the chain
gang YESTERDAY Three oaptilcS 90
tn" municipality DOW and spear
broke fot liberty u two of them
mad. good their escape.
The three. John Grady. Peter Kcl.
and William Finks,ou. were arrested
during IN" state far. They made
heir break simultaneously. having
reached an understanding as to that
before they set out Tor work yesterday
morning
II was at Broadway ana Central
avenue that the boys they are an
under 90 took TO thc.r heels. Tho
holtcd as one, hut rau IN three differ
cut directions, which nae the desired
effect OF throw ing the suard into g
futter He roCnpturcd one of tho
trio. ana accounted himself lucky at
that. rho other twu U.sappfarcd COM
plctclN.
This morning Chairman clyde Ting
ley ~ the street committee minated
that hc was about ready 90 come ou,
iu favor OF real chains for the chain
gam Tie inciines to the idea of maxi
ing the prisoners fast to street
wagons
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1916-10-06

WATER TAN DIE AND PAY
ABLE At OFFICE OF WATER co.
liS SOUTH SECOND.
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1916-10-06
MEAT CAUSE OF
KIDNEY TROUBLE


II you must have your meat every
dat. eat IL. bat flush your kidncSs
With suits occasionally. says a noted
uric acid which almost paralyz,s
the kiduc!s IN their efforts 10 "Np'l
% from the blood. They become slug
gish and weaken. then You suffer
with "a dull misery ia kidney re.
giun sharp pains IN tn. hi'H or -i'N
headache, dizziness your stomach
ours tongue 10 coated and when h
weather b. lad you have rheumatic
twIng"s. The urine gets cloudy, fuli
of sediment the channels often get
sore and Irritatcd, uHiginE YOU to
seek rcliof TWO or three times during
the night
To uoutrnli2c these irritating acids.
to clcansr the Kidneys and flush Off
the body urnous waste sc. fuur ouu-
cos 81 Jad Salts from any pharmacy
hcro take "a "tca.poou.ul ben "a glass
ot water before breakfast FOR q few
DAYS and your kiGuers VIII then at
fine. This famous salts made from
the acid OF srtpc~hud lemon igI..
combined with lithia, aud has been
used for generations to flush ana
stimulate sluggish klducys. also To-
u'utrJli2c the acids uh lrluo So it no
longer irritatos. thus ending bladder
weakness.
Jad Salts is inexpensive. cannot m
jur" and makes q dciightful c@ffcrcs-
cent lthtu- water DRINK
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1916-10-06
SEE MAMMOTH CAVE
PICTURES AT LYRIC
TODAY AND TONIGHT

Or ! Arthur Cole world tri,c,cr
ana caNo explorer presents the Wuu
dcrful Mammoth cave 81 KENTUCKY
at the LStic today aud tonight Every
teacher and scholar should see This
beautiful picture and hear pr Coles
sturN Of his trip Through the worlds
greatest cavern. Also special music
and plantation Y%aud,vill" banjo and
~funnyo~ities AID John Barrymore ia
the Iuugh.n4 comedy. The Red
widow IN an a. splendid double
program. 40 advance in prices.
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1916-10-06
Civil Service News

The ur'cd Sta,c4 civil service com-
mission announces tho examination
named below 20 DE held AT an ouriy
date. Application blanks aud fTf.
Their information may be obtained
from the local secretary. board OF
civil service examiner. AZ the forest
service In MS city
Forest and Mold clerk. November
j.. 1916.
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1916-10-06
Matt Malkusch Given
Verdict for $4,000

Mae Moikusch, who sued the Vie.
tor American Fuel company for So
O10 for the loss Of hi. right arm rs a
result uf an accident IN "a mine at
Gibson, y NJ was given o. verdict
for $3.50 boy q jury IA th" district
Yesterday II i~ ia" largest sum
given IA a personal injury case he the
district court iu years.
The trial lasted several days. The
ury reached .us verdict lu less than
two hour.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1916-08-22

SEALED PROPOSALS. will be re-
ceived at the office of the Com
missioner of Public Works, City
Hall, City of Tacoma, between the
hours of IL M. and p. NJ. on the
Gath day of August, 1916. for fur
nishing labor and material for grad
ing 49th Street from Park Avenue
to South e. Street. and C. Street
from South 4Sth Street to South 49th
Street, and constructing cement con-
crete sidewalks thereon, In Local
Improvement District No. 96S ac-
cording to plans and specifications
on file in the office of the Commits
sioner of Public Works.
Amount OF bond required Will be
the same as contract price.
Proposals must pe made on print
ed form furnished by said Commits
sioner and accompanied by certified
check for five per cent. of the
amount of proposal. made payable
to the order of the Clerk OF the
Commissioner of Public Works.
Work to be commenced within
10 days after signing contract
Work to be completed within Al
days after signing contract. but II
said work be not completed within
As days after signing of contract
said contract shall become void a.
per specifications.
The successful bidder shall agres
to accept, at lar. In payment of said
supplies and work, any md n1I o.
the bonds issued In pursuance o.
Ordinance No. GALS and shall have
no claim whatever on account there.
~ against the City OF Tacoma ex.
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SEALED PROPOSALS will be re-
ceived at the office of the Com
missioner of Public Works, City
Hall. City of Tacoma, between the
hours of IL M. and 2 p. M. on the
25th day of August, 1915, for fur
nishing labor and material for con-
structing cement concrete side
walks on South 45th Street between
Sheridan Avenue and Alaska Streets
in Local Improvement District No.
$40 according to plans and specifi-
cations on file in the office of the
Commissioner of Public Works.
Amount of bond required will be
the same as contract price.
Proposals must be made on print
ed form furnished by said Commits
sioner and accompanied by certi-
fled check for five per cent. of the
amount of proposal, made payable
to the order of the Clerk of the
Commissioner of Public Works.
Work to be commenced within 8
days after signing contract.
Work to be completed within
20 days after signing contract. but
II said work be not completed with
in 20 DAYS after signing OF
contract, said contract shall become
void as per specifications.
The successful bidder shall agree
to accept, at par. in payment OF said
supplies and work. any and all OF
the bonds issued in pursuance OF
Ordinance No. 6425 and shall have
no claim whatever on account there
of against the City of Tacoma ex-
cept solely upon such bonds and
solely from the special assessment
made and special fund by said Ordi-
nance created.
The Commissioner reserves tho
right to reject any and all of the
IF. GRoNEN.
Commissioner of PUBLIC Works
Aug, 1g-21-22- 1916
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LOCAL Improvement District No.
5003.--Notice Is hereby given that
In pursuance of Ordinance No. 54t6
of the City of Tacoma roll has
been placed in my hands for the
collection OF the ard annual Install
ment of the assessment levied for
laying twelve G2) inch wooden
water main on Mckinley Avenue
from South cath Street to South
69th Street. A six 60 inch wooden
water main on 65th street from
Mckinley Avenue to East b
Street; on East "E" Street from
65th street to 72nd Street, and on
South 72nd Street from East "E' to
East 81 Street A six (6) inch
wooden water main on Goth Street
from East e. Street to Mckinley
Avenue; on 65th Street and 66th
street from Mckinley Avenue to
East "T' Street; and a two CD
inch galvanized pipe on East Il
street from 65th Street to 86th
Street.
Said installment may be paid on
or before September 18th, 1915. but
IL not paid on or before said date,
added interest. penalty and costa
will attach.
CHAS. d. ATKINS.
City Treasurer.
Aug 15-92-2a 1916
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SEALED PROPOSALS VIII be re-
csived at the office of the Com
missioner of Public Works. City
Hall, City of Tacoma, between the
hours of IL M. and =. NJ. on the
25th day of August, 1915, for fur
nishing labor and material for con-
structtng cement concrete side
walks on South seth Street from
Park Avenue to d. Street. in Lo-
cal Improvement District No. 500 ac-
cording to plans and specifications
on file In the office OF the Commits
sioner of Public Works.
Amount of bond required will be
the same as contract price.
Proposals must be made on print
ed form furnished by said Commits
sioner and accompanied by certified
check for Ave per cent. of this
amount Of proposal. made payable
to the order OF the Clerk of the
Commissioner of Public Works.
Work to be commenced within
days after signing contract.
Work to be completed within 20
days after signing contract. but II
said work be not completed within
20 days after signing OF contract
said contract shall become void as
per specifications.
The successful bidder shall agree
to accept. at par, In payment OF said
supplies and work. any and all Of
the bonds issued In pursuance OF
Ordinance No. 6424 and shall have
no Claim whatever on account there.
of against the City of Tacoma ex.
cept solely upon such bonds and
solely from the special assessment
made and special fund by said Ordi'
nance created.
The Commissioner reserves thu
right to reject any and all of thu
bids.
ii. +. GRONEN,
Commissioner of Public Works.
Aug 19-21-22-23-2i. 1915.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1916-08-22
HE COMES WITH
NEW MESSAGE

DR.. b. F. Austin, editor Of
"Reason" magazine, and new
thought lecturer. will be In Ia
coma shortly, 1t was announced
Tuesday by Miss ID. A. Dickinson
of the Tacoma society.
DR.. Austin was formerly presi-
dent OF Alma college In Canada
and was expelled for Heresy. He
Is touring the Pacific coast and
he will lecture here on phases OF
his new theology"
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1916-08-22
LEGAL NOTICES

LOCAL Improvement District No.
S64.-Notice Is hereby given that
in pursuance of Ordinance mol 5301
of the City of Tacoma, a roll has
been placed In my hands for the
collection of the 3rd annual INSTALL
ment of the assessment levied for
grading to the established grade,
South 42nd Street from Asotin
Street to Hosmer Street, with a
roadway thirty-five (3b) feet in
width. and a parking space on each
side thereof seventeen and five
tenths G7.5) feet in width; con-
structing curbs. cutters and cross
walks Of plank, together with the
necessary storm water drainage.
Said installment may be paid on
or before September 18th. 1916. but
IL not paid on or before said date,
added Interest. penalty and costs
will attach.
CHAS. d. ATKINS,
City Treasurer.
: Aug. 15-22-29, 1915.
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Aug. 15-22-29, 1916.
NEUTRALITY-SUSPICIOUS.

AZ
SEALED PROPOSALS will be re-
ceived by the Commissioner OF
Light and Water between the hours
of ~ o'clock noon and 2 o'clock p.
M. Thursday, August Goth. 1916,
for furnishing and delivering Il. o.
b. Cars. Palmer Junction, WASH
ington, 10000 Board Feet of slaves
for 60-inch wooden pipe as per
specifications and plans on file In
the office of the Commissioned OF
Light q Water. Room i03, city
Hall, Tacoma, Washington.
Proposal shall be made upon the
blank form to be furnished by the
Commissioner of Light & Water
and accompanied by a certified
check for per cent of the amount
OF the proposal, made payable TO
the order of the Commissioners Of
Light e. Water.
Amount of bond required will be
% per cent of the contract price.
Material to be delivered within
20 days after signing of contract
and execution of bond.
The Commissioner reserves the
right to reject any and all bids as
the interests of the City may ap.
pear.
JAMES C. DRAKE,
Commissioner Of Light e. Water
Aug 17-1S-1g-21-22, 1916.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1916-08-22
EVANS NEW
LIGHT BOSS

Commissioner Drake announced
Tuesday that he had selected
Llewellyn Evans, an electrical en-
gjneer of Tacoma. to succeed b.
w. Collins as superintendent OF
the ctty's electric system.
Evans Is graduate OF the cleo
trical engineering course at STAN
ford university, and head OF the
Industrial Engineering company
of Tacoma.
He installed part of the ma
chinery and switchboards at the
Nisqually power plant and the city
sub-station, and Is entirely ia
miliar, according to Drake, with
the city's electric works.
The appointee Is a brother OF
Police Judge Dewitt NJ. Evans. lie
will assume his new position
Sept. /.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1916-08-22

cept solely upon such bonds and
solely from the special assessment
made and special fund by said Ordi-
nance created.
The Commissioners reserves the
right to reject any and all of the
bids.
n. F. GRONEN,
Commissioner OF Public Works.
Aug. 17-1S-19-21-22, 1916.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1916-08-22
TRADE OR
EXCHANGE

WILL trade Hudson 20 roadster,
value $400, for late model pas
senger Ford of equal value. Call
"-0~>i~~a Mr. Smith Main IL
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1916-08-22
FURNITURE DEALER

SAVE from 10 to 20 per cent on
furniture and camping outfits at
Raymond's, 1913 Broadway.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1916-08-22
HELP-FEMALE

WOULD like to find good home for
baby 5 months old, girl. Q-3.
Times.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1916-08-22
PERSONAL

MAN, 80, would like to hear from
a young lady. State age and par
ticulars in first letter. No flirts
need answer. Object matrimony.
N-3, Times.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1916-08-22
STOCKS AND BONDS

SELL 5000 Springfield Tunnel &
Mcfarland, 314 Equitable bldg.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1916-08-22
E THE TIMES WANT AID Tsszs y9 %ork t Is

FOR SALE
MISCELLANEOUS
S0o WATCHES cleaned or mair
~ springs. soc, guaranteed, 1913
Pacific av.
FOR SALE--Two Jersey and one
Jersey Holstein cows, two Just
coming fresh; also saddle horse.
John Nordlund, Falkland.
FOR SALE-Rabbits, does with
about 80 young ones, and pen, for
$500. Phone Proctor 51S.
A SPAN of mare colts. best stock
coming and years old, price
$110; 1 cow $50. coming fresh in
two weeks. Madison 1881.
FREE lumber and wood at 14th
and A.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1916-08-22
HOP PICKERS
WANTED

WANTED : Hop pickers. Herman
Bohn. Mcmillan, Wash.
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LOST-Brown leather receipt case
containing Elks' and other order
receipts. Owner, p d. Brewer,
1929 East l.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1916-08-22

HOP-PICKERs wanted; best Of ac-
commodations. ~ miles from Ia
coma. Call Ut So. Yak. ave.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1916-08-22

MAHAFFAY insurea sos Fidelity
Bldg. Main 1877.
$3.50 FOR HOME, 1925 East q, one
block from Mckinley av. car line
rooms l0x12, 1 room 12x14, back
and front porches, electric lights
and city water; / lot 25x142 IT,. !;
easy terms. Rented for So per
mo. Geo. Lawler, Natl. Realty
Bldg, Main $3.50.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1916-08-22
DRESSMAKING

DRESSMAKING. First class work
Reasonable Rates. 76Sh SO. 3Sth
st. Phone Madison 2026.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1916-08-22

JAMES C. DRAKE,
Commissioner Of Light & Water
Aug. 17-1S-19-21-22, 1916.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1916-08-22
RENT FLATS

IF you do not find the desired flat
advertised here, insert an ad un-
der heading "Wanted--Flats."
For rates see first column on this
page.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1916-08-22
RENT-HOUSES
LONG DISTANCE
Moving By Contract
MCLEAN, MAIN 1850.

IF you do not find the desired
house advertised here. insert an
ad under heading Wanted to
Rent.-Houses." For rates see
first column this page.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1916-08-22
SITUATION MALE

UNPUBLISHED apt. of rooms.
modern. central. Call at 1s14M
Tao. ave.
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AUTO DELIVERY co

~ ~ DIII EIO L W.
TEAM and auto trucks. Local and
long distance moving. Main S402.
Night service. 1872 Commerce.
Evening star., 1916-04-09
TheOnly Original
SeWell Ford
By WALT MASON

"HIS, then, my friends, is Sewell Ford,
the man who makes the nations gay
who never wrote line that bored
whose every yarn is reshershay.
We long have read his "Torchy" tales,
which charm us every other week; their
humor custom never stales, their point
we do not have to seek. Full many
happy man has roared with laughter DER
Shorty" sketch, and cried, dad blame
that Sewell Ford-he makes me laugh too
much, the wretch"
The man who cheers this world of woe,
this vale where sorrow is bore, who
makes two laughs or chortles grow where
only one laugh grew before, deserves the
best that Fortune owns, and all for which
his soul aspires; is worthy honors, fame,
and bones, and all mortal man desires.
So it is good to know that Ford is we'll
rewarded for his pains; he's always fixed
to pay his board, and has package in his
jeans.
You see him standing by his door, about
to toddle to his den, and all the things he
gazes DER he paid for with his trenchant
pen. His "Torchy" and his Shorty" tales,
which oft have made your spare-ribs crack,
bought all the lumber, lime, and nails
that went to build his handsome shack.
1t is unfortunate, some think, this
Sewell person isn't twins. Long may he
wave and WELD his ink, and keep the
country wreathed in grins.
Evening star., 1916-04-09

Here he is on the porch of his Florida
home, built and paid for BY Shorty
and Torchy. Get your family to-
gefher. read this immortal bit of verse
by Wat Mason, and then give
three rousing cheers for Se,ceH Ford.