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Honolulu star-bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1912-2010, 1916-05-08
cARRANzA's IMPOTENCE.


Carranza's impotence and Uncle Sans duty
are clearly proved in the raid into Texas made
BY Villa bandits last week.
The raid was even more daring than that at
Columbus for it came at time when the en-
tire border was on the alert and when Amerl
can troops were deep into Mexico on a punitive
Expedition against the very outlaws who for
the second time outraged the United States
Carranzas claim that he can punish Villa
and the yillistas if the American troops will
withdraw. has always been ridiculously false;
Il is not only ridiculously false but cruelty false
ID the face of these murderous raids over the
border.
Uncle Sam has a job of housekeeping to do
ia Mexico; job of policing to do; job OF
immigration to do. Either rid the border country
Of these pests and police Mexico until some
table and adequate government can be estab-
Iished, or else admit we don't want to tackle
the job, and let Americans know they will not
be protected either in Mexico or on the Ameri-
can side of the border
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X. c. B. Wants
To Come to
-
Howaii For.
A Real Vacation
Or Something

Here is an interesting piece of news
which J. Walter Doyle. theatrical and
publicity man, brought back from the
mainland on his arrival today by the
Ventura: s@.:#.... !. -. .,-
K C. Is. and Mrs K. c. B. may como
to Honolulu this summer.
Now K. c. b. is one of the charac-
tiers of the coast and he's rapidly com
ing to be national character He is
Kenneth c. Beaton of the San Fran
cisco Examiner, Familiarity known to
a wide circle of friends as kenny"
He's the chap who writes that column,
Eye Towne Gossip in the Examiner
every morning, made up of short, STAG
catic sentences which end anywhere
or nowhere, with asterisks and other
typographical embellishments be-
tween. He's one of the big journal
istic hits of the coast and personally
is as likable a man as ever ham,
mered newspaper stuff out Of type
writer. Several Honolulu newspaper
men know him and all admire him i'm
sensely. .~ +: .,...- r..
K C. z. wants to come to Honolulu
for vacation trip this summer and
il he does will bring Mrs. Beaton and
probably his trusty typewriter, If
he comes there will be some publicity
flow from that typewriter which will
attract attention the country over.
Walter Doyle says that the lure Of
Hawaii has Ye Towne Gossip firm
ly in its grip and that the chances are
good K. C. BIS name will soon be
on a hooking list. ~F--~ -
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VITAL STATISTICS
aoRN.

o0HEN+
LoPES-ln Honolulu. April 30. 1916,
10 Mr. and Mrs Frank F. Lopes of
. 2l2 Io!ani avenue. Auwaiol.mu a
daughter -.
KOBAYASHI-In Honolulu, April 80,
1916. TO Mr.. ard Mrs. Kisaburo
Kobayashi of Nuuanu street, near
street. a Ayako. -.
OkA-ln Honolulu. April IS, 1916. TO
Mr.. and Mrs. Tatsuzo Okla of "a
North Beretania street. a SON.
Hiroshi. -.
HORNER--In Hilo Hawaii. April 20,
1916. to Mr.. and Mrs. Eugene Hor-
ner, a daughter-Violet Olive.
BAPTfSTA-In Ninole, North Hilo.
Hawaii, April %. 1916, TO Mr.. and
Mrs. lose Baptista, SON - ..~
THOMPSON-In Honolulu. May :.
1916. to Mr.. and Mrs. Frank f.
Thompson of 1874 Kinau street. a
daughter. T..
KEKOA--In Honolulu, May 5. 1916. to
Mr.. and Mrs. |. Kekoa of Kapahulu
and Waialae roads, twins-Samuel
and Papai :..*." -. "
KAHUE--In Honolulu, May {, 1916, to
Mr.. and Mrs. Moses X Kahue Of
1865 Pua lane. a daughter
BOYD-In Honolulu, Nav Z, 1916. to
Mr. and Mrs. r. X Boyd of Kukui
" street, a daughter-May Luukia
Boyd. III: .
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| Gnttnlulu Star Bullrtit1
PT FY y ALIEN 80 ; EDITOR
EDITOR

were forcing themselves upon the attention OF
society as our state institutions became more
and more crowded. H..
Every year more than 100000 people were
injured under the driving wheels OF industry,
and scores of thousands killed.
In our mad rush for material good, one
eighth of our newborn babies never lived to
complete their first year. IT,.
One hundred sixty in every 100000 popula-
ton were dying annually from the preventable
disease of tuberculosis, q per cent of these
deaths occurring during the productive period
of life. -: ~ -.
Three million persons in the United States
were seriously i'll at all times.
The annual wage loss to workers caused by
sickness in our country amounted to $5OO,OOO,
$500 plus the added cost of medical care.
iii health was directly or indirectly response
BILE for three-fourths of the applications for aid
to charity. - . ~.
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THE GOVERNORS ATTITUDE. /"

Ina letter to the press, G. III. Dickey says,
! am sorry that the governor has taken the
1ttitude he has on the subject of the big reser-
f0ir in .Nuuanu valley"
Just what the governors attitude is Mr..
Dickey doesn't say but the rest of the letter in
1icates that he thinks Mr. Pinkham has some
Row stopped or is going to stop the use Of
Inuanu water, or has definitely blocked or is
1oing to block the Hillebrand Glen power
project
What has the governor done9
He has submitted to the Oahu Loan Fund
|ommission, which has the matter in its hands,
The definite, vigorous and timely statement of
1<perts that the Nuuanu reservoir at present is
menace to the health of the city.
He has submitted data indicating what can
he done to make the water safer, to guard the
|1rity of its sources and of the impounding
.'ant.
de has drawn attention to the lack of relia-
be factsand figures concerning Nuuanu water
md the Hilebrand Glen project One of the
|ery first results was to show that the city IS
|0blished figures contained a serious error re-
|.rding the potential power to be secured.
He has brought the subject sharply before
he public, and the Oahu Loan Fund Commits
lon as result has secured from the board of
.s1lth recommendations for remedial measures
The Loan Fund Commission is not bound by
Ne governors opinions in this case. 1t can
IS ahead with its plans if it wishes to do so.
Nothing can be blocked unless the commission
lows it to be blocked, and then there will
|1bably be a sufficient reason for the block
g What the governor did was to rivet pub
attention upon this ancient problem of
|0uanu water and if his attitude results in
assures to clear the problem and the muddy
1ter as we'll, the public will recognize his
.rrice
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THE cITy's DUTY TO THE BABY.

City governments are waking up to the inn
.5rtance of welfare work for babies. This is
.<;denced in the activities in that field of the
|r<t city department of public welfare, which
.11 its birth in the new charter of the city Of
layton, Ohio. DR.. d. f. Garland the director
0| the department, declares that baby welfare
|brk is made necessary BY the results of
hanging social conditions which affect the
I|ysical, moral and economic life of the COM
0rnity. Some Of these results enumerated by
Dr. Garland are;
Individual freedom and the enjoyment of
e1ual political rights were secured early in the
last century, and with this result attained, ev-
1rything seemed to have been gained How
ever, long before the close of last century the
civilized nations, including America, found
that:
Unnumbered millions of the people were
beFded together in the slums of great cities
where air and water were Injuries.
Onethird of the world was underfed
Hundreds of little children in our great
wealthy cities were going breakfastless to
school
great army of Migrants, dependents in
sane, feeble minded, moral delinquents was
abroad
Pauperism, crime and physical degeneracy
Honolulu star-bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1912-2010, 1916-05-08

Deputy Sheriff Asch acted promptly in re-
calling the commission of the Pearl City jailer
convicted of holding prisoner without trial
and of other abuses. Some of the testimony
against the jailer may have been exaggerated
but the records showed enough laxity in the Jail
administration to warrant exemplary punish
ment and the dismissal will be good lesson in
more than one quarter.
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Representatives of public and semi
public organizations of Honolulu viii
meet in the rooms of the Chamber of
Commerce at o'clock tomorrow af-
ternoon to discuss the preparation OF
a model charter for presentation In
the next Hawaiian legislature. The
meeting will be at the request of the
civic federation
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NORWAY HELPLESS.

Norway's protest against the illegal seizure
of mail by the Allies is likely to get the Norwe-
gians little in the way of relief. They are not
strong enough to force Britain to anything the
British do not want to concede. Ill:
incidentally, the Norwegian Socialists are
working on program which is anything but
militaristic. Complete disarmament for Nor
way is called for in bill which has been intro
duced in parliament by the Socialist faction
of that body. This measure asks the govern
ment to frame and pass as soon as possible a
resolution or bill providing for the abandon
ment of the whole army and navy. 1t also asks
that all treaties between Norway and other
countries, which might possibly a hindrance to
complete disarmament, be either altered or re-
placed by new treaties, and that treaties pro-
viding for arbitration in all controversial ques-
tions be secured with all foreign nations.
This bill is in accordance with the program
of the Norwegian Socialist party, which during
the last election advocated disarmament ire
spective of whether other nations would disarm
or not Since the Socialists control only one.
third of the assembly the bill now pending will
not be passed this session, but if they should
get control of parliament at the next election,
a bill of this nature undoubtedly would be pass
ed and become law say correspondents.
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MARRIAGE LICENSES

Pablo r. Baldovino, Filipino. -. "a
ANGELINA Alisna, Filipino. .....2 20
Seu Ten Chong, Chinese ........35
Loo. Kan Hau, Chinese. 81
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LETTERS
WAR RELIEF CONTRIBUTIONS

Honolulu, May 5, 1916.
Editor Honolulu Bulletin.
Sir: The War Relief Committee of
Hawaii, at meeting held on May 5,
at the office of c. NJ. Cooke, Ltd, or
dered the following amounts sent
through the American Red Cross:
Two thousand dollars to France and
$500 to Armenia.
This brings Hawaii's total of contri-
buttons to sos, 45215.
Yours truly,
I'LL. JAMES A. RATH. :.
...~>s Secretary and Treasurer
Honolulu star-bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1912-2010, 1916-05-08

F. C. ATHERTON and Mrs. Ather-
ten have returned to Honolulu from a
visit to Maui. >s.s.. Is. =. H.: j.
Honolulu star-bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1912-2010, 1916-05-08

Neither the British nor the French press is
satisfied with the German note and both are
proceeding to advise the United States what to
do 1t is safe to predict their advice won cut
any particular ice just now. The question is
not what london or Paris thinks of the note but
what Americans think of it.
Honolulu star-bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1912-2010, 1916-05-08

A. ]. WRIT of H. Haekfeld & Co
has gone to Maui and Hawaii on a
business trip. @. .:..-.*
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MARRIED.

CABRALrKAAEAE-In Honolulu. May
s. 1916, Manuel Cabral and Miss
Mary Kaaeae, Rev. Father Philip OF
the Catholic cathedral officiating
witnesses-Mary Hoopii and Eliza
beth Fernandez (Manuelal.
BRANDER-PHILLIPS- Honolulu,
MAY 6. 1916, William Brander and
Miss Lei Phillips. Rev. Samuel X.
Kamaiopili, assistant pastor of the
Kaumakapili church, Palama, Off.
ciating; witnesses Edward
Ladd and Yamato San. ..,:...
ROGERS-CHURCHILL = At Waialua,
Oahu, May 5, 1916. Lieut.. WILDER
Rogers, 1st Field Artillery, IT, S. A,
and Miss Louise Churchill, the Rev,
Canon William Ault of ST. An
drew's cathedral, Honolulu, official
ing; witnesses-Dr. and Mrs HUI.
bert Wood r..
HONG - In Wailuku,
Maui, May 2, 1916, Hong Kim,
Korean, of Lanai and Mrs Mary Fer
nandes, Portuguese. widow, of Ma
kawao
CHING-WONG-In Waikiki, Maui,
May 2, 1916, Ching Tong of Wal
luku and Miss Wong Sal zee of
Nahiku.
HAMAUKU-M0NIZ = In Honolulu.
May 6, 1916, Edward B. Hamaukl
and Miss Jessie TaYares Moniz,
Rev. Father Patrick st. Ledger of
the Catholic cathedral officiating;
witnesses-Mrs E. P. Boyle and
Frank K. Archer.
BUTTLER-LUMPTIE = In Honolulu,
May 5, 1915, G. K. BUTLER, age 81, to
Mary Lumptie, age 25. Ceremony
performed by Rev. G. Waller.
DIED.
KALIA-In Honolulu, May 6, 1916
Miss Lucy Kalia of Keawe and
HalekauwiIa streets, daughter of
Mr.. and Mrs. John X. Nahina, stu.
dent, a native of Hawaii 16 years
old.
CASHAIAN-In Honolulu, May 5, 1915,
Dennis Francis, son of Mr.. and Mrs.
James Joseph eastman of Laimi
road, Nuuanu Valley, a native of
this city, months and days old.
FONG-In Waikiki, Maui. May 1,
1916, Fong Sung of Wailuku, mar
ried, rice planter, a native of China,
55 years old.
SOUZA-In Lihue, Kauai, April %,
1916, Manuel Souza of Kapaia, mar
ried, plantation overseer, a native
of the Island of ST. Michael,
Azores, 81 years old
WAIPA-In Honolulu, May Z, 1916,
Edward Waipa of Parker lane, age
Is years, 5 months and % days. Son
of Mr.. and Mrs. Robert Parker
Waipa.
.PILALU-In Honolulu, May Z, 1916,
Kealoha Pilalu of Sing 10y road.
Moiliili, age 20.
Pain Honolulu, May Z. 1916, at the
Queens hospital, Joe Pa, age Al.
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MRS. FRED L. WALDRON will re
turn to Honolulu tomorrow from the
mainland, where she has been visit
ing.
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LITTLE INTERVIEWS

CHESTER A. DOYLE: Talk
about rain on Hawaii, | saw Muscovie
ducks roosting in trees, and they tell
me that the frogs all have rheuma-
tism. If you don't believe me, ask
Judge Stuart,
Honolulu star-bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1912-2010, 1916-05-08

JAMES s. McCANDLESS Thy
mail from San Francisco: We have
been having regular Honolulu wealth
er up here ever since we landed The
Shriners who made that memorable
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PERSONALITIES

NJ. G. SANTOS. editor of o Luso.
has gone to Hilo for visit of two
weeks. a.% sst r.. .....
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The rapidity with which Progressives are
re- joining Republicans suggests ns# form of
recruiting plot.
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the Mauna Kea last Saturday. .
]. M. DE GOUVEA and Mrs. de
Gouvea, accompanied by the latter's
mother, left. for their home in Hilo on
the Mauna Kea last Saturday. ..@ -.
FRANK e. THOMPSON and Mrs.
Thompson of Kinau street welcomed
the arrival yesterday of baby girl.
Mother and child are doing nicely.
ARTHUR M. BROWN, city attor.
ney, has returned to Honolulu from
Maui, accompanied by Mrs. Brown.
Mr. Brown underwent an operation
while on the Valley Island
S. G. HUBER, formerly of Tama,
Iowa, and recently appointed U. S. at
torney for the district of Hawaii, is
expected to arrive in the transport
Thomas, due here one week from to-
day. as go s...t,. -.
ALICE HAYWARD, who took
part in number of amateur theatre
Gals in this city during the past sew.
eral seasons, is visiting friends and
relatives in New England and the En-
pire state. --=@.:-.. +: r.. ...
CHAS. F. LOOMS, boys work sec
rotary of the local Y. M. G.. A., will
sail for Kauai tomorrow on the Mauna
Loa to begin association work on the
Garden Island. a.. !
MRS. HALLE SHEROD is recover
ing from an operation (which she re-
Gently underwent at the department
hospital, Fort Shafter. She is now
confined to the home of her mother
at Schofield Barracks Ss vi &.
MARTA GOLDEN, popular comedi-
enne, well known to Honolulu theater-
gOers, who recently decided that the
photo-drama was too strenuous and
resigned from the Charlie Chaplin
company, is now in the eastern states
in vaudeville with Truly Shattuck
SAM BLAIR, former local theatrical
magnate and the man who brought
Paramount Pictures to Hawaii, is now
business manager for John Drew, &C
cording to recent advices from the
mainland. Mrs. Blair, May Taylor, is
visiting her parents in New York city.
DIR. d. w. RYAN, licensed chfropo-
dist of California, has decided to come
to Honolulu to practise, according to
Honolulu star-bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1912-2010, 1916-05-08

trip to Hawaii this spring are all sing.
ing the praises Of the islands for the
way they were entertained Aloha
mil
Honolulu star-bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1912-2010, 1916-05-08

The Navy League is suing Henry Ford for
100000. Must have remembered T. Rs six
cent verdict
Honolulu star-bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1912-2010, 1916-05-08

Uncle Sam may turn the other cheek to Ger
many-in fact, several others
Honolulu star-bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1912-2010, 1916-05-08

. SAMUEL K. PUA, sheriff of the
Island of Hawaii, who has been visit
ing in Honolulu, returned to Hilo in
the Mauna Kea last Saturday
Honolulu star-bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1912-2010, 1916-05-08

Santo Domingo's president has quit in order
to avert armed intervention by the United
States Carranza is more obstinate
Honolulu star-bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1912-2010, 1916-05-08

Ex-Governor Glynn of New York has been
chosen to make the keynote" speech at st.
Louis convention. Glynn is some little key
noter. Elihu Root delivered thunder-blas
against the administration recently, the oeca-
sion being the opening of the New York Repub-
lican convention. Glynn was picked out to an
swer Root and along with his answer piped
out little keynote stuff in advance of the
Democratic campaign All the Democrats were
perfectly satisfied Roots speech had beel pune
tured and all the Republicans were perfectly
satisfied Glynn's speech was frost, and every
body appeared satisfied.
Honolulu star-bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1912-2010, 1916-05-08

news sent here by a friend on the
coast.
Honolulu star-bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1912-2010, 1916-05-08

Villa bands arr, smashed but Pancho's soul
,oes running on.
Honolulu star-bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1912-2010, 1916-05-08

]. M. DE GOUVEA and Mrs. d.
Gouvea, accompanied by the latter
mother, left, for their home in Hilo OF
the Mauna Kea last Saturday. -.@
Honolulu star-bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1912-2010, 1916-05-08

! FRANK E. THOMPSON and Mrs
Thompson of Kinau street welcomed
the arrival yesterday of baby girl
Mother and child are doing nicely.
The Ozark spectator., 1916-06-30
Well, It Was Coming
 to Him!

Over in Oklahoma, during the progress of a farewell meeting" to encourage the boys of the To- cal military company, a socialist present expressed a devout wish that everyone who goes to Mex ico will be planted there, " mean ing that he hoped no United States soldier would return alive.
 A Wewokan very promptly floored the man with his fist and continued the pummeling process until the recumbent individual was considerably the worse for wear. Later, when he was able to arise and walk, he was chas- ed out of town.
 Personal difficulties and fisti- cuffs are not incidents to be highly praised.
The Ozark spectator., 1916-06-30

Pierce and MT. Holladay led the singing and the song waves rolled until late.
 Born to MT. and Mrs. J. w. Bryan last Tuesday. 18th. a wee girl baby christened Grace Paul line. Am glad to state that mother and babe are doing well.
 Lots of grain has been cut and of course that cuts the bill for the "boughten" feeds.
 Old corn is scarce and selling for one dollar per bushel.
 Nal Council came in from Florida the 9th and as he had not done a days work in the sun Che had been grading and packing tomatoes) since March he has been busy getting used to the direct rays of Old Sol so as to be able to go to the harvest in the northwest the last of June.
 Dew berries are ripe and gone, but lots of them were gathered and made into pies or canned. Blackberries are now getting ripe and are as fine as 1 ever saw. The cherry crop was a complete failure.
 Several are making kraut and others will make later, and all sorts of garden sass" is fine and opine that that is the cause of SO many not feeling well.
 Mrs. Council has been with her daughter, Mrs. Bryan. since Tuesday and will stay this week.
The Ozark spectator., 1916-06-30
Maple Grove

We are still having plenty of rain, but it's interspersed with sunshine and everybody is still busy.
 A car of Irish potatoes was being loaded at Ratcliff and to rush the completion of the load they offered to pay $1.3O cents per bushel Tuesday and Wednes- day and some of our neighbors dug quickly and got it. but others who dug two days later only got 75 cents.
 There was a good crowd at Mount Hope Sunday at II o'clock to hear Rev. Hal Wells preach, and in the afternoon Willis
The Ozark spectator., 1916-06-30
The Hen Stayed on
 the Job.

The storm of Monday nOrht of town carried a setting hen, the nest and eggs a distance of } mile and deposited them in an- other barn. She had been set ting l3 days and when found the next day the eggs were all hatch ed. The neighbors say that the eggs were matched in transit and the prematurity was caused by velocity. It's some storm that will cut eight days off of na- ture. Lonoke County News. Do you believe the above story! Same here.
The Ozark spectator., 1916-06-30
The Arrogant Gringo.

The Mexicans are displaying growing bitterness toward the vile" gringo.
 We are not informed as to the specific ground for their bitter ness but we imagine they thirst for the blood of Uncle Sam for the following reasons:
 A large American army has been encamped on Mexican soil for many months and in that time has committed no act of aggression nor cast any aspara-
The Ozark spectator., 1916-06-30

gus on the Dignity of the Glor- ious Sovereignty of the Splendid Republic.
 It has burned no ranches, bom- barded no cities, cut the hands and feet off no women, and loot ed no mines. / It has tortured no children, seized no Mexican millionaires to hold for ransom, and comman- deered no herds of cattle or stocks of merchandise.
 The American soldiers have neither butchered, outraged, sto- len no destroyed.
 They have kindly removed from mundane existence a few of the hordes of professional as- sassins and robbers who are re- sponsible for the present dew astation of a once rich and pros porous country.
 The American army has shot no provisional presidents against an adobe wall.
 The American army has turn ed loose hundreds of dollars in Mexico that are real dollars. It has paid the Mexican people cash for everything it has received and has made existence and in dustry safe in regions where formerly terrorism existed. It will readily be seen that all these actions are in direct con- travention of the noble ideals of the self-respecting and fervidly, almost violently, patriotic Mexi- can. They figure that the actions of the American soldiers have been an insult to and an outrage upon every red-blooded an d thieving Son of the Fatherland. Hence the despicable and unut- terable gringo should be driven forth, with bells and banners. The Clarion Voice of the Great Liberator and Preserver of the Grand Palladium of Freedom, Juan de Dios Carrabajal y Cruz y Banana de Santos de Cacahua- tes de Chile de Jimcro de Pino- nes, calls the Loyal Patriots to Drive forth the Yankee Pig who has planted the iron shod heel of the mailed fist of oppression up- on the eternal and God-given right of the unconquerable. im- mortal, invincible peon to run amuck.