Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1916-09-08


81 suppose so," said Sheridan, with
out exhibiting any interest. Quincy
crazier n Bibbs, but if he wasn't-i1
what he says was true-what of it?"
Listen, papa. Just suppose Bibbs
took it into his mind to get married
You know where he goes all the
time"
fOh, Lord, yesr' Sheridan turned
over in the bed, his face to the wall,
leaving visible of himself only the
thick grizzle Of his hair. "You better
go back to sleep. He runs over there
every minute she'll let him, sup
pose Go back to bed. There's nothin'
in it."
"Why amt there?' she urged. 81
know better-there is, too! You wait
and see. There's just one thing in the
world that'll wake the sleebiest young
man alive up-yes, and make him
jump up-and don't care who he is or
how sound asleep it looks like he is.
That's when he takes it into his head
to pick out some girl and settle down
and have a home and children Of his
own. Then, guess, he'll go out after
the money! You'll see. Now, don't
say that Bibbs has got the idea in his
head yet-'er else he wouldn't be
talkin' that fool-talk about nine dol
lars a week bein' good enough for him
to live on. But it's comm, papa, and
he'll jump for whatever you want to
hand him out. He will! And / can
tell you this much, too: he'll want all
the salary and stock he can get hold
Of, and he'll hustle to keep gettin'
more. That girls the kind that a
young husband just goes crazy to give
things to! She's pretty and 1ne-lookin'
and things look nice on her, and
guess she'd like to have 'em about as
well as the next. And I guess she
isn't gettin' many these days, either,
and she'll be pretty ready for the
change. / saw her with her sleeves
rolled up at the Kitchen window the
other day, and Jackson told me yester-
day their cook left two weeks ago, and
they haven't tried to hire another one.
He says her and her mother been dom
the homework a good while, and now
they're dom the cookin', too. Course
Bibbs wouldn't know that unless she's
told him, and reckon she wouldn't;
she's kind o. stiffish-lookin', and Bibbs
is too up in the clouds to notice any
think like that for himself. They've
never asked him to q meal In the
house, but he wouldn't notice that,
either-he's kind Of innocent. Now |
was thinkin'-you know, / don't sup
pose we've hardly mentioned the girls
name at table since Jim went, but 1t
seems to me maybe If"
Sheridan flung out his arms, uttering
a sound half groan, half yawn. You're
barkin' up the wrong tree! Go on back
to bed, mammal
'sWhy am II" she demanded, GROSSLY.
why am barkin' up the wrong treeY'
Because you are. There's nothin'
in it"
"I'll bet you," she said, rising-"I'll
bet you he goes to church with her this
morning. What you want to bet?"
"Go back to bed" he commanded. II
know what I'm talkin' about; there's
nothin' in it, / tell you"
She shook her head perplexedly.
''Then-do you know something about
it that you amt told me?"
eyes, l do" he grunted. "Now go
on. Maybe can get little sleep. I
amt had any yet!'
"Well-" She went to the door, her
expression downcast. 81 thought may
Debut She coughed prefatorily.
ooh, papa, something else wanted to
tell you. / was talkin' to Roscoe over
the phone last night when the tele-
gram came, so / forgot to tell you, but
well, SibyI wants to come over this
afternoon. They expect to get off by
the end o. the week, and reckon she
wants to feel she's done what she could
to kind o. make up. Anyway, that's
what he said. But what thought
was, no use bein' rough with her, papa
II expect she's suffered good deal
and don't think we'd ought to be, on
Roscoe's account. You'll-you'H be
kind o. polite to her, won't you, papa r
He mumbled something which was
smothered under the coverlet he had
pulled over his head.
"What?" she said, timidly. 81 was
just sayin' I hoped you'd treat Sibyl
all right when she comes, this after
noon. You will, won't you, papa?"
He threw the coverlet off furiously.
''I presume SOP he roared.
She departed guiltily.
But If he had accepted her profered
wager that Bibbs would go to church
with Mary Vertrees that morning. Mrs.
Sheridan would have lost. They meant
to go to church. But it happened
that they were attentively preoccupied
in a conversation as they came to the
church; and they had gone an incredt-
BILE number OF blocks beyond it before
they discovered their error. However,
feeling that they might be embarrass-
ingly late If they returned, they de-