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Askov American. [volume] (Askov, Pine County, Minn.) 1914-current, 1916-07-20

What 10 prettler than the
awakening love In fine young
woman and her artless coquctry
in leading the object OF her at"
lection up to a proposal OF mar
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derBtand?
Askov American. [volume] (Askov, Pine County, Minn.) 1914-current, 1916-07-20

Kemp 10 a simple soui, for all
his travels- Win AIix be able
TO worm out OF him the facts
about Gerry's affair with little
Marparita and ''the boy" In
South America7
Askov American. [volume] (Askov, Pine County, Minn.) 1914-current, 1916-07-20

High Explosive Necessary.
Eiith-H you didn't want Mr.. Bore.
leigh to stay 90 late why didn't you
drop hint?
Ethel-Dropping hint wouldnt
move him-unlesa 1t was ma6e q T.
Mantle.
Askov American. [volume] (Askov, Pine County, Minn.) 1914-current, 1916-07-20

For poison ivy use Hanford's Bal
sam. Adv.
Judsonia weekly advance., 1916-03-22
SOCIETY WOMEN TRAIN
 TO BECOME NURSES

Chicago society women who have taken the first governmental exami- nation as reserves to the Red Cross service, do not expect to be called for service during the Mexican campaign.
 Mrs. William P. Conger, president of the class of women who took the examination at St. Joseph's hospital under the supervision of the Sisters of St. Vincent de Paul, said:
 We are not full-fedged reserves to the Red Cross 'just yet, because we have two more courses and examina- tions to take. These will require at least six months or more.
 If an emergency should arise, how ever, and the government should wish us to give our services, believing us competent. I. for one. would be will ing to go to the border. l feel sure the other twenty-five members of the class would be willing to lend their services. also"
Judsonia weekly advance., 1916-03-22
VILLA PLANNED RAID ON
 AMERICA LAST OCTOBER

Columbus, N. M.-Pancho Villa de- cided last October to wage war on Americans according to papers found on the battlefield opposite here yes terday.
 This step. according to Villas per sonal documents. was taken immedi- ately following recognition by the United States of the Carranza de facto government, and began with the in- stitution of Villas campaign in So- nora. which ended disastrously at Agua Prieta on November 20.
 An invitation of Gen. Emiliano za- pata to march north and join in an attack on the United States was sent by Villa in January, according to copy of one letter found. The letter was dated San Geronimo, Chihuahua, Jan 6, 1916.
 '' shall not expend another shell on brother Mexicans." Villa wrote in the letter but will prepare and or ganize to attack the Americans on their own soil and let them know that Mexico is land of the free and the tomb of thornless crowns and trait ors."
Judsonia weekly advance., 1916-03-22
BIG ARMS ORDERS
 FOR U. s. RUSHED
Four Great Plants Turning Out 100000 Rifles and Many
 Shells.

Philadelphia.-The four greatest war munitions factories in the world, the Midvale Steel and Ordnance company, the Remington Arms company, the Ed dystone Ammunition corporation and the Baldwin Locomotive works. with their many subsidiaries, stand ready to open up their plants to the United States government on minutes mo- tice.
 This was announced by Samuel NJ. Vouclain, managing director of the Remington Arms company and mem Der of the board of directors of the Midvale Steel and Ordnance company, comotive works.
 At the same time it was acknowl- edged for the first time that all Of these companies are rushing tremen- dous orders of rifles and shells, all placed within the last six weeks. since the Mexican situation and foreign re- lations became more serious than ever before.
 The Remington arms company at Eddystone is rushing an order for 100000 rifles, the Eddystone Ammu- milton corporation is pressing every available man into service to turn out in record time 2,500000 shells, the Baldwin Locomotive company has re- ceived an order for 17,000,000 steel forgings, and the Midvale Steel and Ordnance company is hard pressed and also flooded with orders for all of these things for the United States government.
 Not only are these great concerns ready to throw their factories open to government, but MT. Johnson stated that the Baldwin Locomotive works is ready, if necessity should arise, to abandon the manufacture of any other product than war munitions in order to assure the government an unlimit- ed source of supplies should the expe- dition into Mexico prove harder task than it is believed 1t will, or If any emergency should arise.
 This would place at the disposal of the government the greatest plant for the purpose ever assembled under one head.
Judsonia weekly advance., 1916-03-22
HAD ALL HER AFFECTION
One Woman in the World Who Was Adored With a Devotion That
 Was Intense.

She had known her since her earli- est infancy and never taken a step without her guidance. She could not recall one twenty-four hours not spent in her presence. While at times in- tenss;y wearied of her, there was never a moment when she would not have abandoned anything for her sake. That she tyrannized over her and caused her to make mistakes, at times fatal errors, she never denied. But 1t never interfered with her passionate admiration of her. Sometimes she found herself going to extreme lengths for her. When in trouble she borrowed money for her; when in grief she tried desperately to console her. Once she attempted to steal woman's lover for her. She thought her the most won derful woman in the world and that nothing was too good for her. She was never jealous of her, but she tried to make others envy her. There were times when her love for her caused her to forget reason. There were times, also, when for a short period she hated her, had contempt for her. But she never failed ill her service or to return in her adoration of-herself -vJudge.
Judsonia weekly advance., 1916-03-22
MOTHER. .LOOK AT
 CH|LD'S TONGUE If cross, feverish, constipated, /. give California Syrup
 of Figs"

A laxative today saves a sick child tomorrow. Children simply will not take the time from play to empty their bowels, which become clogged up with waste, liver gets sluggish; stomach sour.
 Look at the tongue, mother! If coat ed, or your child is listless, cross, fey- erish, breath bad, restless, doesn't eat heartily, full of cold or has sore throat or any other children's ailment, give a teaspoonful of California Syrup of Figs" then don't worry, because it Is perfectly harmless, and in few hours all this constipation poison, sour bile and fermenting waste will gently move out of tue bowels, and you have a well, playful child again. A thor ough inside cleansing" is ofttimes all that is necessary. It should be the first treatment given in any sickness.
 Beware of counterfeit fig syrups. Ask at the store for a 50-cent bottle of California Syrup of Figs" which has full directions for babies, children of all ages and for grown-ups plainly printed on the bottle Adv.
Judsonia weekly advance., 1916-03-22
MANY KILLED IN A
 GERMAN AIR RAID
EAST KENT SUFFERS FROM WISH EATON OF EAPLANEs-NINE
 PERSONS WERE KILLED.
BOMB DROPPED ON HOSPITAL
Forty-Eight Bombs Left By the Teu' tors, and Women and Children Figure Largely in the List
 of Casualties.

London.-Nine persons were killed and 31 injured in a raid of four Ger man seaplanes over the east coast oi Kent, it was announced officially. A British airman brought down one raider over the sea, the German ob' server being killed. The official state ment on the raid reads:
 -Four German seaplanes flew over East Kent. The first pair appearea over Dover at a height of 5000 or q. 900 feet.
 "The first dropped six bombs in the harbor; then went northwest, drop ping bombs on the town. The other raider, after passing over Dover, ap- peared over Deal and dropped several bombs. The second pair appeared over Ramsgate. They dropped bombs on the town. One of this pair. went west, the other north, pursued by a British aeroplane. One bomb is re. ported to have been dropped on Mar gate.
 "The second machine appeared over Westgate at 2:20. Here several of our aeroplanes went up in pursuit No bombs were dropped on Westgate.
 "The total casualties so far report. ed are: Killed, three men, one woman and five children; injured, F men, five women and nine children.
 "As far as ascertained, AS bombs were dropped altogether. One bomb fell on the Canadian hospital at Rams gate, causing damage, but no casual ties. No material damage done; sev. eral houses, the homes of artisans and cottages, were wrecked.
 "Flight Commander Bone, royal na- val air service, in single-seater aero plane, pursued one German seaplane 30 miles out to sea, where after an ac tion lasting a quarter of an hour, he forced it to descend. The German ma- chine was hit many times and the ob. server was killed"
Judsonia weekly advance., 1916-03-22
GAS, DYSPEPSIA
 AND INDIGESTION
''Pape's Diapepsin" settles sour, gassy stomachs in five
 minuteS-Time it!

You don't want slow remedy when your stomach is bad-or an uncertain one-or harmful one-your stomach is too valuable; you mustn't injure 1t.
 Papes Diapepsin is noted for it's speed in giving relief; it's harmless ness; it's certain unfailing action in regulating sick, sour, gassy stomachs. It's millions of cures in indigestion, dyspepsia, gastritis and other stomach trouble has made it famous the world over.
 Keep this perfect stomach doctor in your home-keep it handy-get large fifty-cent case from any dealer and then if anyone should eat something which doesn't agree with them; if what they eat lays like lead, ferments and sours and forms gas; causes head ache, dizziness and nausea; eructa- tions of acid and undigested food remember as soon as Pape's Diapepsin comes in contact with the stomach all such distress vanishes It's prompt ness, certainty and ease in overcoming the worst stomach disorders is reve- lation to those who try it.-Adv.
Judsonia weekly advance., 1916-03-22
MORE THAN EVER Increased Capacity for Work Since Leaving Off Coffee.

Many former coffee drinkers who have mental work to perform day af- ter day, have found better capacity and greater endurance 'by using Pos tum instead of coffee. An Illinois woman writes:
 T had drank coffee for about twenty years, and finally had what the doctor called coffee heart was nervous and extremely Respondent; had little men, tai or physical strength left; had kid ney trouble and constipation.
 "The first noticeable benefit which followed the change from coffee to Postum was the improved action of the kidneys and bowels In two weeks my heart action was greatly improved and my nerves steadier.
 Then I became less Respondent, and the desire to be active again showed proof of renewed physical and mental strength.
 T formerly did mental work and had to give it up on account of coffee, but since using Postum 1 am doing hard mental labor with less fatigue" Name given by Postum Co.,, Battle Creek, Mich
 Postum comes in two forms:
 Postum Cereal-the original form must be well boiled, 15c and 25c pack ages.
 Instant Postum-a soluble powder dissolves quickly in cup of hot wa ter, and, with cream and sugar, makes a delicious beverage instantly. BOG and soc tins.
 Both forms are equally delicious and cost about the same per cup.
 There's Reason" for Postum.
 -sold by Grocers
Judsonia weekly advance., 1916-03-22
GUARD YOUR FAMILY

PERUNA protects the family against coughs, colds, catarrh, bronchitis, catarrh of the stomach, liver and kidneys. It is just as sure to relieve case of catarrh of the bowels as 1t is a case of catarrh of the head.
 Anyone suffering from catarrh, severe or mild, acute or chronic, in any organ or part of the human body, should at once get bottle of PERUNA.
 As soon as the value of PERUNA is fully appreciated ill every house hold, both as a preventive and a relief from catarrhal affections, tens of thousands of lives will be saved and hundreds of thousands of chronic lingering cases will be prevented. PERUNA, indeed, is a household safeguard.
 A course of PERUNA never fails to bring relief in such cases, since there is no remedy like it, as thousands of people have testified.
 Peruna Tablets ere now available In convenient tins. Easy to take.
Judsonia weekly advance., 1916-03-22
KIDNEYS CLOG UP FROM
 EATING TOO MUCH MEAT
Take Tablespoonful of Salts If Back Hurts or Bladder Bothers-Meat
 Forms Uric Acid.

We are a nation of meat eaters and our blood is filled with uric acid, says a well-known authority, who warns us to be constantly on guard against kid ney trouble.
 The kidneys do their utmost to free the blood of this irritating acid but become weak from the overwork; they get sluggish; the eliminative tis- sues clog and thus the waste is re- tire system.
 When your kidneys ache and feel like Jumps of lead, and you have sting ing pains in the back or the urine is cloudy, full of sediment, or the blad- der is irritable, obliging you to seek relief during the night; when you have severe headaches, nervous and dizzy spells, sleeplessness, acid stomach or rheumatism in bad weather, get from your pharmacist about four ounces of lad Salts; take a tablespoonful in glass of water before breakfast each morning and in a few days your kid neys will act fine. This famous salts is made from the acid of grapes and lemon juice, combined with lithia, and has been used for generations to flush and stimulate clogged kidneys, to neu- tralize the acids in urine so it is no longer source of irritation, thus end- ing urinary and bladder disorders.
 lad Salts is inexpensive and cannot injure; makes a delightful efferves- cent Whitewater drink, and nobody can make mistake by taking a little occasionally to keep the kidneys clean and active.-Adv.
Judsonia weekly advance., 1916-03-22
"CASCARETS' FOR
 LIVER, BOWELS
For sick headache, bad breath, Sour Stomach and
 constipation.
Get a 1O.cent box now.


 No odds how bad your liver, stomach or bowels; how much your head aches, how miserable and uncomfort- able you are from constipation, indiges- tion, biliousness and sluggish bowels you always get the desired results with Cascarets.
 Don't let your stomach, liver and bowels make you miserable Take Cascarets tonight; put an end to the headache, biliousness, dizziness. nerv- Fousness, sick, sour, gassy stomach, backache and all other distress; cleanse your inside organs of all the bile, gases and constipated matter which is producing the misery.
 A 1g-cent box means health, happi- ness and a clear head for months No more days of gloom and distress if you will take a Cascaret now and then. All stores sell Cascarets. Don't forget the children-their little in sides need a cleansing, too. Adv.
Judsonia weekly advance., 1916-03-22
HAD AWFUL.
 WEAK SPELLS
Suffered So Much Felt She Had to Have Relief. Says Cardui
 Made Her We'll.

Elba, Ala.-Mrs. M. T. May, of this place, writes: q was not especially strong when I married. ..., but after my marriage, I seemed to get very much worse. About two months after I was married, I began to have awful of headache, simply felt bad all the time, could hardly do a thing. suffered so much pain in my left side and had the swimming of the head and fact I suffered so much I thought I would die. I kept getting worse and felt I must have some relief. I had some pain and difficulty in walking...
 "Mr. -, who ran store in
 -, recommended that I take Car dui,' and my husband bought me bot tie, which did me so much good that he bought me another, and after the use of three or four bottles was well; was up doing my work after the use of the first bottle. It's the finest tonic I know of. got into better health than I had been since my marriage. I ad- wise all women... who have weak spells. =, to take it."
 The thousands of letters, which come to us every year, like the above, certainly are proof of the merit of Cardui, the woman's tonic.
 For sale by all druggists.
Judsonia weekly advance., 1916-03-22
HURRlEDLY ASK BIDS
 FOR AUTOS FOR MEXICO

Cleveland. Automobile manufac turers here have been hurriedly asked by the war department to submit bids for supplying 54 motor trucks, Is mo for the campaign in Mexico The war department acted on a request from General Funston. The need for the machines is so urgent the customary method of advertising for bids was abandoned
Judsonia weekly advance., 1916-03-22
FIERY RED PIMPLES
Soothed and Healed by Cuticura Soap and Ointment. Trial Free.

Smear the affected skin with Cuticura Ointment on end of finger. Let it re- main five to ten minutes. Then wash off with plenty of Cuticura Soap and hot water. Dry without irritation. Nothing like Cuticura for all skin troubles from infancy to age.
 Free sample each by mail with Book. Address postcard, Cuticura, Dept. L, Boston. Sold verywhere.-Adv.
Judsonia weekly advance., 1916-03-22
We'll, What Are Autos For?

Her new electric was standing out in front of her house. She wished to call on the woman who lived across the street. Of course the electric was right there; there was no need of ones walking. She got in, drove across the street, turning the machine as she did so, and alighted OF the op- posite curb.
Judsonia weekly advance., 1916-03-22
Carranzistas UnfriendIy.

Douglas, Ariz.-American refugees who arrived here from NacoZari de- clared that they had run gauntlet of curses hurled at their train by Car. ranza soldiers, who lined the tracks at Cabullona.
Judsonia weekly advance., 1916-03-22
Addition to Smithsonian

A collection of 10960 bottles, con- taining specimens of the ocean bottom secured by vessels of the United the Atlantic. Gulf and Pacific coasts has been transferred to the Smithson- ian institution.
Judsonia weekly advance., 1916-03-22
Hardtack to the Front.

St. Louis-Lieut. Col David Stan ley, quartermaster of the St. Louis depot Central Division, U. S. A, re- ceived orders to procure 150,000 pounds of hardtack for shipment to the border as soon as possible.
Judsonia weekly advance., 1916-03-22
Wanted 1t Fairly Understood.

What are your objections to me as a son-in-law?" ITO tell you the truth" replied MT. Comrox. q haven't any serious objections. l may seem a lit. tie reluctant. But if you get into our family and don't like us. don't want you to blame me. Washington Star.
Judsonia weekly advance., 1916-03-22
Osaqe Leases Extended.

Washington-Secr Lane not1. fled the Senate that he has granted a S0-day extension of the leases on the Osage oil lands in Oklahoma, which has postponed for 40 days the public auction which was to have been held to dispose of the lands as soon as the leases expired
Judsonia weekly advance., 1916-03-22
Troops Seize Ammunition.

Douglas, Ariz.-Half a million cart ridges consigned to General Gales were seized here by United States sol diers. Two hundred thousand ar rived by freight and 100000 by ex- press. A heavy guard has been placed over them and the American authori- ties are trying to trace their source.
Judsonia weekly advance., 1916-03-22
Question for Inventor.

The inventor of the vineless potato now claims that he has crossed the ginseng with the parsnip. This opens at last field of real value for the ginseng, but why thus contaminate the character of moral and re- spectable parsnip?
Judsonia weekly advance., 1916-03-22
Used Dumdum Bullets.

Chicago.-American dumdum bullets and American-made guns were used by the Villa forces in their raid Stephen Wieczorkiewicz of the Sev. enth United States infantry, who helped repulse the raiders and took part in their pursuit across the bor- der.
Judsonia weekly advance., 1916-03-22
"PIot," Says Mrs. Villa.

Los Angeles.-'It's plot to kill my husband" cried Mrs. Francisco Villa, IS years old, wife of the Mexican leader, whose faith in her husband is unshaken. "The papers lie. I don't believe my husband would harm an
 American. He is being tricked by his enemies. He is brave man and
 some day will be president of Mexico"
Judsonia weekly advance., 1916-03-22
To Honor Col. Slocum.

Fort Worth, Tex.-Fort Worth ad- mirers have started a fund to pur- chase Colonel Slocum, commander at Columbus during the Villa raid, sword. Much money has been raised.
Judsonia weekly advance., 1916-03-22
The Human Mind.

Our minds are like certain vehicles when they have little to carry they make much noise about it. but when heavily loaded they run quietly Elihu Burritt.
Judsonia weekly advance., 1916-03-22
Approval By Dickinson,

Nashville, Tenn.-Hearty approval of President Wilson's stand in the Mexican crisis was given by Judge J. M. Dickinson, secretary of war in the cabinet of President Taft
Judsonia weekly advance., 1916-03-22
STOP THAT HACKING coueH.

Mansfield (formerly Hungarian) Cough Balsam heals the infamed and lacerated membranes and quiets the tickling nerves that lie underneath the infected portions. Invaluable for ba- bies. Price 25c and 5Oc.-Adv.
Judsonia weekly advance., 1916-03-22
At Least a Little Lonoer.

Gan you come to the jewellers with me to morrow, dearest? I'd like you to choose the ring yourself" Tn tha, case perhaps you'd better save up little longer. darling. Life.
Judsonia weekly advance., 1916-03-22
Two Deluded Souls.

Bix-I wonder if Doctor Cook really thought he discovered the North pole :?
 Dix-Possibly! We all make mis- takes. Why when I married my wife 1 thought l had discovered paradise.
Judsonia weekly advance., 1916-03-22
Probably,

Wife-I don't know what makes Miss Crankleigh so positive about everything
 Hub-Probably her sex, my dear
Judsonia weekly advance., 1916-03-22
Aviators Will Be Concentrated.

New York.-A squad of trained aviators will be concentrated imme- diately for possible service with the United States troops in Mexico.
Judsonia weekly advance., 1916-03-22

The death rate in the United States for 1914 was 1916 a 1000, the lowest rate ever recorded in this country.
Judsonia weekly advance., 1916-03-22
Cost Time.

First ex-Convict-You said you had a diamond pin. What did it cost you? Second Ditto-Six months.
Judsonia weekly advance., 1916-03-22

The greater part of Chilean coal is Sc soft that fully 30 per cent of it is wasted at the mines.
Judsonia weekly advance., 1916-03-22
GRANDMA USED SAGE
 TEA ID DARKEN HAIR
She mixed Sulphur with it to Restore Color, Gloss,
 YouthfulneSS.

Common garden sage brewed into a heavy tea with sulphur added, will turn gray, streaked and faded hair beautifully dark and luxuriant. Just few applications will prove 9 reYela- tion if your hair is fading streaked or gray Mixing the Sage Tea and Sul- phur recipe at home, though, is troublesome. An easier way is to get a 50-cent bottle of Wyeth's Sage and Sulphur Compound at any drug store all ready for use This is the old time recipe improved by the addition of other ingredients.
 While wispy, gray, faded hair is not sinful, we all desire to retain our youthful appearance and attractive ness. By darkening your hair with Wyeth's Sage and Sulphur Compound, no one can tell, because it does it so naturally, so evenly. You just dampen a sponge or soft brush with it and draw this through your hair, taking .oQe small strand at a time; by morn ing all gray hairs have disappeared, and, after another application or two, your hair becomes beautifully dark, glossy, soft and luxuriant
 This preparation is delightful toi- let requisite and is not intended for tho cure, mitigation or prevention of disease.-Adv
Judsonia weekly advance., 1916-03-22

WOMAN'S BROWNING GLORY is her hair. It yours is streaked with ugly, grizzly, gray hairs, use La Gre ole" Hair Dressing and change 1t in the natural way. Price $1.00.-Adv.
Judsonia weekly advance., 1916-03-22

If and but" are among the little things that count.
Judsonia weekly advance., 1916-03-22

For genuine comfort and lasting pleas ure use Red Cross Ball Blue on wash day. All good grocers. Adv.
Judsonia weekly advance., 1916-03-22

This world wouldn't move so fast if it depended on some people we know to push it along.
Judsonia weekly advance., 1916-03-22

And a miss may be better than male.
Judsonia weekly advance., 1916-03-22
tInkind

Docs your wife wear spats ?" Wear 'em? She starts 'em."
Judsonia weekly advance., 1916-03-22
Careful.

Careful. Will the vaccination mark show, doctor?" That depends entirely on you, madam Pluck.