davidaulloa/AmericanStories huggingface dataset:
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1916-02-17
March 1, 1877.

March 1, 1877.
Fun for the Boys.-Next Monday
Bro. L. M. Nash will proceed to dis
charge an obligation incurred, viz:
the payment of an election wager.
During the hot election days the par
ties L. M. Nash and Wilbur Cochran
entered into this novel agreement, Mr..
Nash, feeling it in his democratic
bones that Tilden would win, agreed
to wheel Mr.. Cochran from the Val
ley R. R. depot in Centralia across the
river to Grand Rapids in wheelbar-
row, if Hayes should be elected, while
Mr.. Cochran feeling it in his marrow
bones that Sammy would be scooped,
agreed to perform the same pleasant
duty in case Tilden should be the Win
ming horse. Now that the contest has
virtually closed Bro. Nash proposes
to pay, consequently look out
for wheelbarrow load of live Repub-
lican meat, trundled along by a live
bundle of Democratic meat with a
heart in it as big as a meeting house.
A military band will proceed the pro-
cession, and there will be ''fun for the
boys"
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1916-02-17

Dividend
February 18th, 1916.

February 10Th, 1916.
The great mint of time has coined
for us an extra day in 1916.
YOU will receive on this day an
extra days reyenue-money that you
had not counted on in your annual in
come.
What Will You Do With Your
Leap Year Dividend?
You can "boost" your own pros
p Gritty by laying this extra money
away in savings account, where you
can keep adding to it from time to
time.
Start This Day The Thrift Day.
FIRST NATIONAL BANK.
Grand Rapids, Wisconsin.
"The bank that does things for you"
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1916-02-17

Buy 1t In Grand Rapids.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1916-02-17

School Report.-School report of
District No. /, in the town of Port
Edwards, for the month of January,
1871 No. of pupils enrolled "a,
whole No. of days attendance 624.
Time lost by hardness, II days. Nam
es of pupils present every day, during
the month, and not tardy: BERTHE Men-
nett, Leanore Mennett, Tommy Far
IRISH. Visitors: Mrs. Parrish, Mrs.
VIM. Parrish, Frank and Harry Far
rish, Mrs. John Edwards Mrs. VIM
Edwards, Mary E. Edwards, Mrs.
Mennett, Mrs. Smith, Waltham Smith
Mrs. Charles, Mrs. Fobert, Mrs. Lee
sarge, Miss Emma Lesarge, Miss A
melia Labunker, Miss Della Labunker
and Adele Labunker. Sara A. Tur-
ley, Teacher.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1916-02-17

LOST AN EYE.-Eddie, the little
son of Stephen Brazeau, unfortunately
had an eye put out by straw thrust
into it while playing upon hay-mow.
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1916-12-03

me-, KING Constantine sent a regiment
OF sailors Ia guard the British min
listers house Ono OF the British no
lice agents in the legation annex was
arrested by Il Greek.
Thirty Franco Italian prisoners were
brought into Athens this afternoon
from Eoucu. where lighting had ceased
The number Of killed and wounded 50
far is unknown. but the casualties on
both sides. ii * believed. will be pro-
purtionatcly heavy, owing to the open
nature OF the lighting. the Franco
Italians firing from thc' houses and the
Grccks shooting from their barracks
Va several parts OF tho city Greeks
were fred upon from houses All tho
shutters on the buildings were ordered
closed.
Chief of Police Ty.norakaE;s. Il Ven
i~cios adhcrcnt. has been removed. and
the police force has been cleared of all
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1916-12-03
RICHMOND TIMES-DISPATCH SUNDAY, DECEMBER 3, 1916

/" Premier l.ambrose at = l.. NJ. sug-
costing an armiSticc. ieforc word
could reach all the Greek de;achmcnts
posted on the hills G;;htiui: broke out
again. a French effort to storm the
wireless station ON Observatory IlilI.
southwest OF the city. WAS rcpulscd at
the point of the hnyonc,. I'm armistirc
finally was effected.
The Premier came to the palace at
$50 II. NJ TO seek final instructions
from the King before comforting with
Vice admiral du Fournct While the
irethlcr was in the palace lighting
began again. Tho French force in the
Happeion. consisting OF 1000 marines
under the personal charge Of the vice.
admiral fired ON two passing Greek
officers. The Greeks called their ar
tillery into use. The King who was
Watching the neht from tho garden.
immediately ordered tina, the firing
cease. The Greek colonies Dimitri.
copoulos and Delayanni. were killed.
At > o'clock the fleet began firing
on the hills just back Of the palace.
The crown prince ana the other
princes were with their regiments.
Barricading themselves in the Offices
OF the Ncni1clus newspaper IIcstia q
detachment Of Ncnizelos troops kept ur
u fusilladc of shots this cvcuiu.: against
the government forces Two marines
Were killed from the window. of the
palace. and servant ia the palace
was shot 10y the police.
After an exchange of shots between
soldiers in the annex Of tho British
legation aud Il force Of Greeks in the
square IN front Of the legation build
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1916-12-03
kING AGREES TO GIVE uP
tuTIIl.ERl DEMANDED
pcIicl,CiIlS

nv Associated IrcsS.l
ATHENS. December = tvia london).-
The King Of Greece has agreed to give
UP the artillery demanded by Admiral
du Fournct The allied troops are with
drawing from riraeus.
An entente diplomat informed the
Associated Press correspondent that
Admiral du Fournet ordered tho with
drawal Of his troops after King Con-
stantiue agreed 10 surrender six bat
toricS Of mounted artillery to the allies.
The allied forces are already leaving
the Zappcioi,. only 900 remaining as !.
guard
The French legation. which was
guarded by French marines. was fired
upon during the crisis. The Cree k
military authorities assert that the
firing was done Ivy rowdies. Secretary
Brdgeman, of the British legation. WAS
arrested in the streets by a Greek
patrol and taken TO Il police station,
where he was instantly released.
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1916-12-03

I. 'NVNIIIIuVu TIVUI T 1TsV I"-tV
heavy sacrifices. and which, from the
nature OF the Gresl. people. can serve
only for the defense o. the rational
Interests. that Demand. | say. is one
of those which the people. its cowsti-
stutional leaders, the army and the
navy. are unanimous in refusing.
The Greek government, confident in
the support Of the entire nation. has
rejected, and will continue to reject
ihis last demand. which most deeply
wounds the Greek conscience. and
(which constitutes a serious infringe
lnent Of the sovereign rights OF Tie
country.
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1916-12-03
u IIPOHTAHI DEVELOPMENTS
o. FRONT ~ FRANCE

IBy Associated l'r,s.
PARIS. December :. There were ~"
Important DEVELOPMENTS ou tho front
IN France last might. tl" W,u 'i'ic'
this afternoon.
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1916-12-03
CANNOT CEASE TO PROTECT
liERsEIE AGAINST DANGER

Greece cannot surrender ills arms
and cease for tho future to protect
shcrsclf against possible dangers.
= ~ believe it my duty. Mr., Minister
SO Sc, before you in All fraulness tho
Merry painful situation ii WhiCn
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1916-12-03
USSIAN FORCES Ftu.
~ ATTEMPT TO tDN tNti,
ia, As,ocintcI pr,ss.I

EN vs. OcfNtcu F''N7-T
BERLIN. December = tria S'tyNillcl.
The Russians attempted t" ndNan'"
yesterday near Sncreou and south of
'insk. the War unicc announced.
heir efforts were without success.
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1916-12-03

render of other armamac..
The Greek ernmc., accepted and
;"recd I" pro..''.h with tic Immediate
delivery Of the six r':"r'-5''
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1916-12-03
FIGHTING BEGINS AGAIN
WHILE PREMIER is IN PALACE

~ Associated FreSS
ihiAl. fAlAcE, ATHENS, Dcccnrbc
l. :" NJ. 'via London. December oi.-
Vice. Admiral du Fournc, telephone,
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1916-12-03
TOO .ATE 70 CLASSIFY

hoSr. iIh' h"@ dur-c"ior"d COW: long
"hAin Fastened !" horra, Reward for re-
turn ar Information ,cadiug 10 recovery
Address N' " =. Ii,-bor. Second stree,
Road. ph"nr Npdi.cn .2;.-J
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1916-12-03

NAHrED. .Uuui. lady with som" knowledge
"f houE't""Viu.. aust u" accurate. state
.i.i""! 'a,.C'"d. tisn last pl,,'" Of up!oN-
m"r'. 1':irc-' " ~. car" Times Dispatch
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1916-12-03
with tho vcnizclos move

sympathizcrs with tho Ncnizclos move
ment.
Al phalcron three entente allied tor
pcdo-boat destroyers were lying close
nshore this aftcruoom. In Pirncus
there were no disturbances. most of
the NcnizelOs followers being provided
with arm bands of the French colors.
GROWN COINCII. SITS IN
SESSION LATE At NIGHT
By Associated PrcSs.I
ATHENS. December = tvia I.oudoD
The Crown Council sat until 2:?,
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1916-12-03


,.,,1 :,
ssTL - II T.
i jEC null vi
.
NJ ~ lOtffEd y
VII - are Always "e'co'he = "u'
e''"'' inv MOWERS >""" '""e ana are
1880 ''N''"|''f -. "''i'HN" III 'oiN.
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1916-12-03
GREECE PROTESTS
AGAINST YIELDING
TO ALLIED DEMAND

Continued from First Pagc.D
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1916-12-03

" Accept. etc,
"IALOCOSTAS.
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1916-06-22
A Doctor's Remedy For Coughs.

As cure Tor coughs and colds Dr.Bsll's
Pine Tar Honey combines these remedies
IN just the right proportion 10 do the most
good FOR summer coughs or colds. A
trial will prove the value OF this splendid
cough medicine. Dr.. Bells Pine-Tar-
Honey sooiheS the irritation. Stops your
cough, kills The cold germs and does you
a world of good. A 25c bottle will more
than convince you. il will stop your cough.
AiduggiSts.
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1916-06-22
Thirst Tames Wild Beasts,

Just as one dog will respect another
dogs bone. so even the fiercesi toreS
beasts have their unwritten laws and theil
little conventions.
One common idea which has found IFS
way into scores OF books OF adventure IS
that the lion and tiger take advantage oI
the insisient call of thirst to get supper
that is 10 say, they 90 down 10 the water
pool, the only one tor miles around. take
d good drink themselves and then lie in
wait Tor some gazelle or giraffe or ibex
coming there for like purpose in order
tospring upon tn ~ creature while q
the lct Of drinkias make a meal OF It.
Ye, this is li5eloIs estimate oi Wild
beasts character. The fact is that there
is a sort truce OF the wafer hole in jungle
and forest. As far as killing is concerned
the drinking place is out OF bounds
There is an invisible notice board on IFS
banks which says. Live and Let Live,
and il IS implicitly obeyed.
There is an order OF precedence. The
rhinoceros gets the first drink. He IS the
dreadnsught OF forestiungle. Then comes
that old ironclad the elephant.
When he has lowered the tide mark and
made the water more like coffee than any
thing else the big pussy cats stroll doSn
TO quench their ardent tongues-the lions
and leopsrds in Africa, the tigers in India,
and the jaguars and pumss in South Amer
ica.
Meanwhile the shy snimsls-the gi-
.raifes, deer, springboks and even the buf-
fsloes, although they are q match for any. &.
stand in the background and wait I'LL the
csrniyora have done But the latter never
prevent their approach TO the water or
waYlsy them on their retirement. And
that is better msnnefs-sye. and better
morsls-ihan many men show.
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1916-06-22
Suffrage In The South.

The Chattanooga, Tennessee. News IS
very fearless in IFS championship CT votes
for women. Here is OF OF one OF its
recent editorials
eve are conservative in the Southland,
but We must realize that conditions in the
pastfifty years have enormously changed,
as they have elsewhere. Hundreds Of
thousands Of southern women, like those
Of other regions. are no longer IN the
homes. They are in professions, in o.
fees, in stores, in schools, in factories.
They are vitality interested more than
ever before, IN the settlement OF every
question which affects education. labor,
health, sanitation and CIVIC betierment.
Suffrage IS coming rapidly, and the
Only question as 10 the South, IS whether
We shall adopt il by Stiles or whether we
will be so slow that the federal govern
meut will give il 10 the women. Southern
men claim 10 be the most gallant IN the
world. They viii take of their hats very
puactIIiously in the elevators in the pres
eace Of women, but when iicomes 10 do
ing simple justice IN great matter of leg
islsfioa some Of them are not quite 50
chivslrous.
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1916-06-22
Chickens Come Home To ROost.
Reci4ed by Billy Sunday.

Yen may take the world IS # comes and If goes.
And YOU WI be SIRE to ind
That taie WI square the account she owes
Whoever CONES ont behind:
And al things bad ihz, mn has done.
By whatsoever induced.
Return Il last 10 him one BY one.
As ihs chickens come home 10 rOost
You nav scTaps and toll and pinch and save
While you boarded wealth expands.
Tn the cool dark shadow OF the grave
Is nearing your lies last sands:
fOu VII ind youT balances struck some night
And yOuI find your hoard reduced:
You'H view your lie n another Eght.
When the chickens come home 10 roost
You czn stint Your soul and stzrve you hezru
With the huSks Of barren creed.
But Christ WI know 4 you ply part
WI know in youT hour Of need
And then as you waii for death 10 oone.
What hope czn there be deduce6
From creed alone7 Yoa VII lie there dumb
While the chickens come home 10 rO0st
Sow as You VIII there's tine 10 rezp.
For the good and the bad Is weH.e
And conscience. whether We wake or sleep.
Is either heaven or he'll
And ever wrong VII ind place.
And every passion loosed
Drifts back and meets VoH face 10 face,
When fhe chickens come home 10 roost
Whether YOU re over or under The sod.
The result VIII be The SAINT.
You cannot escape the hand Of God:
You must bear you Sin or shame.
No matter what's carved on 4 marble slab.
When the items are produced.
You L find that 81 Peter Was keeping tab,
When the chickens come home TO roost.
Ernest McGzfiey.
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1916-06-22
The Delaware Water Gap.

The Delaware Water Gap IS q vertical
walled trench, 200 feet deep, in the
narrow ridge of Kiitsiiany Mountzir
through which the Delaware rver flows.
Did the river find this gateway ready
made through the mountain or did il cuf
its way through the hard mountain ledges
and If so, how could il accomplish lis
mighty task?
By the study OF the geology OF the re-
gion the following history has been work
ed out. Alter the rocks had been formed,
layer by layer, as sediments IN the sea.
they were folded and tipped on end and
worn down by natures forces 10 gentle
surface across which the Delaware riyer
flowed to the sea The top OF Kittafinuy
range was then pan OF this surface and
the adjacent area that Is now lowiands
stood nearly al the same level Eieva-
ton OF the land caused the Delaware and
its tributaries 10 wear away the softer
rocks and leave the harder rocks standing
in relief as ridges. The hard rocks that
compose KiItaiinuy range formed rapids
in the Delaware where il crossed them,
but the river gradually cut this barrier
away.
II is easy TO believe that streams can
remove soft shale and limestone in their
course, but it may seem al first thought
impossible that water alone can cut away
hard rock. The water, however. IS only
a medium, for the cutting IS done BY the
sand, gravel, and bowlders carried by the
stream, Just as emery fed to saw cuts
through the hardest rock or steel. Large
round holes that were ground into hard
rocks by the churuing Of pebbles at the
bottom OF small falls have been leii as
"potholes" or the sides OF gorges as The
evidence OF such stream cutting. So the
Delaware. concentrating its power on q
small section Of the hard rock OF Kttltinry
range, was able, during long period, TO
cut The gap through the rocky bauier.
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1916-06-22

Asturdy old mountain woman was very
i'll with rheumatism, and for the first time
in her life the doctor had been called in.
He prescribed quinine in capsules, and II
was only with many threats and coax ing
that The old woman was induced 10 swsl-
low them. AT each operation her face
turned pale with apprehension, but al
last she was able TO sit up. and her daugh-
ter prepared atreat Getting down the old
woman's corn-oo5 pipe she filled il with
tobacco, tamped if down, then between
two Sticks she picked up live coal from
the hearth and started toward the bed.
"Ma," she said, lies a-look what ! got
fer We %
Asthe old woman turned TO her daughter
she sawfhe pipe and the live coal Lord,
Mandy, gil away from here. " she Scream
ed. Cit away from here. Take away
that fire; take II away. Don't yer know
rs done filed plumb up wi csirtndges?"
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1916-06-22

Accidents will happen. but the best
regulated families keep Df. Thomas Ec-
leciic OH for such emergencies. Two
sizes 25c and Soc al all stores.
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1916-06-22
Liquor No Recommendation.

The whole fight for prohibition IS made
10 curtail and where possible absolutely
stop the consumption OF liquor. Prohi-
bition laws are notenacted 10 regulate the
liquor traffic. Neither are they enacted
to drive the saloon from one place 10
another. but the Ultimate aim IS TO reach
all saloons. and why? Simply because
the saloon sells liquor to drink.
William J. Bryan gives the following.
which we submit on the drinking prop
osition:
"lfthere is anybody in this audience or
in this State that belives that the drinking
OF intoxicating liquor is benefit 10 man
in any business, have q test that each one
OF you can try for yourself. hope any who
doubt the proposition an presenting win
Try il and then abide the result. II any
OF you believe that the drinking Of inioxi-
eating liquor in even a mid form is good
for any man in business 60 10 friend and
ask MN 10 give you arecomnenoaIionsSsJ
ing all the good things about you be can
think OF, but adding, at the end three
words, and he drinks. in red letters.
Then take that recommendation 10 any
body who has money enough 10 hire
another man, look at the man and wait for
the job.
81 challenge you to ind recommend
alton that any saloonkeeper in business
fever gave TO friend thai had those words
in If. II the men who make the stuff and
make money selling II understand il well
enough never 10 mention that a friend
drinks if that fnend wants job, how
can any OF you think that drinking is a
good thing for anybody"
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1916-06-22

Joseph and Isaac went 10 hear Billy
Sunday preach, and after the service, as
fheyfxere goiag home. IosepA said:
"YeIl. lsasc.yst you link Of hIm2"
Said IsSzc: TOO much hell II Was he'll,
he'll, he'll al the time. -Apd ] dou't believe
there IS any he'll. joseph" /"
sNohelI?" asked Joseph in amzzement.
NO" answered the frienc.
"VeH, then. Isaac" said Joseph. 'ii
there is no he'll. whore IS bizsess gooe7"
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1916-06-22
SEVERE PUNISHMENT
OF Mrs. chappeH, Of Five Year'
Standing. Relieved BY Cardui

Nj. Airy, n. C.-Mrs. Sarah M- Chap
pei OF this town, says: 81 suffered tof
live years with wonznly troubles, also
stomach troubles, and my punishment
was more than any one eSuld tell
tired most every kind Of medicine,
but none did me any good.
read one day sbo,t Czrdui, The wo-
mans tonic, and decided 10 Try Il
had not taken b.t about SIX bottles urtl
I was almost cured. II did ne more
good ftzrzI the other medicines ! had
tied, put together.
Ny friends began asking ne why I
looked SO wei, and ] tod them about
Cardui. Several are 1oE tzkung l.
Do you, fzdy reader, suffer from any
Of the ailments dlte 10 woIisnly tr0rble,
such as hssGzche, b7ckache, sioe7che,
sieeplessneSs, and fazt everEsstingiy fred
feeling?
Hso, let Us urge you 10 give Csrdrd a
trizI. We feel confident i VIII help you.
Just Is II has niliio1 other woMen n
the past half century.
BEGIN fixing csrdEi to-day. You
won't regret Il Al druggists
Ir.s< 10 Ct.rzno-Ts Ns5i6ne Co Ls1ies'
ltrisc-y Deu CasrzoooEZ- Is-l-. for Sf<rzsl
h.rsvzu1lszs q yozr cess E1c 64p1Es oook. holze
Trsz.zE-t fsr Nszel. = 54--1 srzpp~r- AS Ia
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1916-06-22

A girl recently sent this extraordinary
request 10 the editor Of her church paper:
do you think il is night Tor girl 10 SIT
in mans lap, even il she is engaged2"
The editor answered her question thus:
elf it were our girland our lap. yes; II
II were another fellows girl and our lap.
yes; but if il were our girl and another
fellows lap, neyerl neverl neyeri"
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1916-06-22
VoluobIe Lots For Sole

unese lots overlook the Potomac Rives
ard Command beautiful view OF ,uggSe gal
scenery. mountain and river. I"9os0ens 4a0 :,
10 the centfe OF town. either ey hing "a
Princess streets Close and lnexPenslse
sewer connection. For hrfnef inio'nna
lion, apply to oE.NHaRT
Shepherdsfovn. W. Va
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1916-06-22
r1ILLERS PHARMACY,
CHARLES TOWN. W. VA
FIRST-CLASS
Shoe-Repairing Shop.

The undersigned has opened a
shoe-repairing shop in Shepherds
town, in the Cookus building on
Main street, and solicits the patron
age Of the public First-class work
viii be done at The following prices:
Mems Half Soles. 5Oc-
Mems Heels. &c
Mems Rubber Heels, 45c-
Ladies Rubber Heels, 35c
Boys Half SoIes and Heels, bOc.
Ladies Half SoIes and Heels, 6Oc.
SAM MILLER.
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1916-06-22

Try 4 and see-o1e spplicztion viii
prove more fhsn column Of claims
lanes 6. FerguSon. Phiis-. Pa. writes.
Il have had wonderful relief since used
Slozn's Lininent On my knees. To thlnk
after al fnese years Of pain ore application
gave me relief. Many thanks for visi
you remedy has done ioT ne" Dost
keep on sIfienng. apply Ssozn's LnIment
where your pain IS and notice how quick
you get TeIicf- Penetrsfes without rub-
bing- Buy Il sf snY Drug Store. Z5c-
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1916-06-22
Children Cry
FOR FLETcHER'S
CA 9 TO RIA

Harsh physis read. vesken me eoxs::
viii I'D 10 chfonic constipation. Doan ;
Rrguiefs operate easily. 5soox = -
stores
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1916-06-22

al an IS years DID," announced wo-
man of 55 at Tea party.
"And am 26," said The woman OF 45.
Then, turning to girl OF IL, who stood
near by, she asked, "f1ow old are you,
Ethel ?"
"Oh," replied Ethel, according to
present reckoning. I'm not born yet"