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The St. Mary banner. (Franklin, Parish of St. Mary, La.) 1889-1931, 1916-04-22

spoonful and if it doesn,, .,.
'oI risht up and make Won 's ~
ahd vigorous | want you to % ~. s..I y
sae store and get your mons, "a
s2h 5 Liver Tone is des,ror,.. W
Pc q caiomel because i, is ,ss' !,
medicine; entirely vegetable ,h a a's|
i cannot saIivate or make vor u, sA|
guarantee that one sn NM .H I
POD IS Liver Tone will W..
sluggish liver to work and o1 .' le
po",.a Of that sour bile AND ND. :. wv
p-t"d waste which is clogpin. "s'a
N and making you feel mie,.' wv
! guarantee that bottle Of no.' 'ss
liver Tone will keep your en,,.s ss "
iIy feeling fine for months Civ. =
your children. 1t is harmless. A..
6-ipe and they like its p,pas,,, wv. =
The St. Mary banner. (Franklin, Parish of St. Mary, La.) 1889-1931, 1916-04-22
After Grip
Winter Colds
Bad Blood

You are pale, thin, weak-with lttk
vitality. Your liver is sluggish at
the bad blood causes your stomach
muscles to lose their elasticity and "
come llabby-then indigestion.
Dr.. Pierces Golden Medical Dlsct
cry, purely vegetable and free l'on
alcohol or narcotics, Is the great aN
powerful blood purifier Of today. u
tracted from American forest hsfS
and roots. Contains no alcohol "
gradients printed on wrapper.
Taken as directed 1t VIII Seal1
ont impure and poisonous msaa
throughout the system and eiimiDs~
The St. Mary banner. (Franklin, Parish of St. Mary, La.) 1889-1931, 1916-04-22
FROM ECZEMA AND RINGwoRM

You can obtain instant relief by US
Ing TetteriEe. also the best remedy
known for Chafes. Bites of Insects.
letter Itching Piles. Burns. Chilblains.
old Itching Sores. etc. Because you
have spent hundreds Of dollars and eX
perienced no relief for your itching
skin troubles. besides devOting n great
deal Of energy scratching and pa wing
at the plague spot until the blood is
sued forth. don't despair. Nature wisely
provides a remedy for every i'll that
flesh is heir to- Tettcrine will cure you
permanently. positively and completely,
nothing else will.
Sold by druggists or sent by mail for SOC.
by ]. 7. SAuptrine, Savannah. Ca. Adv.
A pretty girl finds nothing but pleas
ant reflections in her mirror.
The St. Mary banner. (Franklin, Parish of St. Mary, La.) 1889-1931, 1916-04-22

children
they how do they
filed
the
OF their
The St. Mary banner. (Franklin, Parish of St. Mary, La.) 1889-1931, 1916-04-22
Il You Need a Medicine
You Should Have the Best

Although there are hundreds Of prepa-
satons advertised, there is only one that
really stands out pre-eminent as a rem
edy for diseases Of the kidneys, liver and
bladder
DR.. Kilmer's Swamp Root is not recon-
mended for everything.
A sworn certificate Of purity Is with ev-
cry bottle. You may receive n sample
size hottie of Swamp-Root by Parcel
Post. Address DR.. Kilmer & Co, Bing-
hamton n. Y, and enclose ten cents
For sale at all drug stores in bottles Of
two sizes-5oc and sl.0O also mention this
paper.-Adv.
The St. Mary banner. (Franklin, Parish of St. Mary, La.) 1889-1931, 1916-04-22

cded hotter
which Immediately DONE dance
S IS checkers
There
ere
The St. Mary banner. (Franklin, Parish of St. Mary, La.) 1889-1931, 1916-04-22

request was refused, Bailiff Tobey no
tifying the Juror that to comply with it
would be to violate the law
Thereupon ten of the jurors pro-
ceeded to build deck of cards out OF
the luncheon boxes in which they had
brought sandwiches to the jury room.
While four then proceeded to play
pitch. another member produced
enough Jumps of sugar TO make a set
of dice.
Two more of the jurors were yet
to be supplied, however, and these de-
The St. Mary banner. (Franklin, Parish of St. Mary, La.) 1889-1931, 1916-04-22
FALLING HAIR means
DANDRUFF IS ACTIVE
Gave Your Hair! Get 25 Cent Bottle
of Danderine Right Now-AIso
Stops Itching Scalp.

Thin, brittle, coloriess and scraggy
hair is mute evidence Of a neglected
scalp; Of dandruff-that awful scurf
There is nothing SO destructive to
the hair as dandruf 1t robs the hair
of its luster, it's strength and it's very
life; eventually producing a feverish.
ness and itching of the scalp, which
II not remedied causes the hair roots
to shrink, loosen and die-then the
hair falls out fast. A little Danderine
tcnight-now-any time-will surely
save your hair.
Get Is cent bottle Of Knowlton's
Danderine from any store. and after
the first application your hair will
take on that life, luster and luxuriance
which is so beautiful. 1t will become
wavy and fluffy and have the appear
ance of abundance; an incompatible
gloss and softness. but what will
please you most will be after just
few weeks use, when you will actual
y see lot Of fine, downy hair-new
hair-growing al! over the scalp Adv
The St. Mary banner. (Franklin, Parish of St. Mary, La.) 1889-1931, 1916-04-22

bent figures hurrying through the
streets on aged feet
Their faces are gray and deep
lined. thei- Vi. is scant and plainly
- led. and one ungloved. gnarled
hand clutches the flap of the garment
which serves at once for overcoat
and hat. with grim determination
These are the scrubwomen Fiji.
teen thousand Of them. it is estimated
the imposing mahogany of the great
offices every night Nine-tenthS of
The St. Mary banner. (Franklin, Parish of St. Mary, La.) 1889-1931, 1916-04-22
PROMPT RELIEF

can be found in cases of Colds, Coughs,
LaGrippe and Headaches by using
Laxative Quinidine Tablets. Does not
affect the head or stomach Buy your
winters supply now. Price 2Jc.-Adv.
The St. Mary banner. (Franklin, Parish of St. Mary, La.) 1889-1931, 1916-04-22

After working hard to get money a
man has to work twice as hard to
keep it.
The St. Mary banner. (Franklin, Parish of St. Mary, La.) 1889-1931, 1916-04-22

1t may console the self-confessed
coward to realize that he is still in
position to admit it.
The St. Mary banner. (Franklin, Parish of St. Mary, La.) 1889-1931, 1916-04-22
The Other Way Abo,,t

Wonder how old Roxleigu cam. n
select such a young wife,"
lie didn't She selected him.
The St. Mary banner. (Franklin, Parish of St. Mary, La.) 1889-1931, 1916-04-22

Denver stores report remarkable in
crease of business and an even more
marked improvement in collections.
Hundreds of credit accounts which
had been hanging over customers
heads for years and had. in many
cases. been given up for lost by the
storekeepers. have been settled up
with the money which would have
flowed over the bar.
In eight savings banks deposits
increased $575.0O0 in the first month
of prohibition, and more than ,wo
The St. Mary banner. (Franklin, Parish of St. Mary, La.) 1889-1931, 1916-04-22
Natural Result,

Why was that show such a frost?"
Il guess it was because the people
who gave il got cold feet"
The St. Mary banner. (Franklin, Parish of St. Mary, La.) 1889-1931, 1916-04-22

TO keep clean and healthy take d.
Pierce's Pleasant Pellets. They regulat
liver, bowels and stonach.-Adv.
The St. Mary banner. (Franklin, Parish of St. Mary, La.) 1889-1931, 1916-04-22

True religion makes man feel that
1t is Just as cold for his wife to get
up and light the fire as it is for him
self
The St. Mary banner. (Franklin, Parish of St. Mary, La.) 1889-1931, 1916-04-22
Business Boom Follows Prohibition in Denver

DENVER coopohbion went into force
life of the city
faces OF the "dy and scows the
The St. Mary banner. (Franklin, Parish of St. Mary, La.) 1889-1931, 1916-04-22

coh street the driest
street remarkably of
examined
larry good health all come of stock
tests nave revealed
na Hee from SCOT than
" other
therefore, the twins cannot be blamed OF the climate
meanwhile mand
taoouShfare that Is houses
The St. Mary banner. (Franklin, Parish of St. Mary, La.) 1889-1931, 1916-04-22
Seattle Jurors Make Cards, Dice and Checkers

cEATTLE WAsPayng dice and checkers
member the jurors called Baf Tobey
The St. Mary banner. (Franklin, Parish of St. Mary, La.) 1889-1931, 1916-04-22
How New Iork's Big Army of Scrubwomen Exists

NEW YoRK-The work him
me Almost deserted
three or four O'Clock in the
The St. Mary banner. (Franklin, Parish of St. Mary, La.) 1889-1931, 1916-04-22


January against s3SO00O s3
Stores business throughout
the small and mining
striking ~.
Leading credit
Of work by prohibition have employment
But police of
5ere showing
in the first month of '
IN 2l2 disturbance vagrancy 1876
'unkenness SO: disturbance. 40: ~
The St. Mary banner. (Franklin, Parish of St. Mary, La.) 1889-1931, 1916-04-22

For hot grease burns apply Han
ford's Palsam lightly until the fire is
extracted. Adv
The St. Mary banner. (Franklin, Parish of St. Mary, La.) 1889-1931, 1916-04-22
II You Can't Get II In Town

IT YOU Can't Get Il In Town.
Someone in almost every town b
the United States sells Hanfords Bh
sam OF Myrrh. If you cant get L
write G. c. Hanford Mfg. Co., Syn
cuse, \. Y. Price SOC and slO0 Adl
The St. Mary banner. (Franklin, Parish of St. Mary, La.) 1889-1931, 1916-04-22

In every man there is a little of the
instinct of a slave; the instinct to
cringe before power.
The St. Mary banner. (Franklin, Parish of St. Mary, La.) 1889-1931, 1916-04-22

And many a man who was born t.
succeed died of heart failure.
The St. Mary banner. (Franklin, Parish of St. Mary, La.) 1889-1931, 1916-04-22

In states where beauty is taxable M
woman ever tries to dodge the asss
SOr.
The St. Mary banner. (Franklin, Parish of St. Mary, La.) 1889-1931, 1916-04-22
Scientific Hints

Scientific Hints.
How do you manage to get so
many JOY rides?"
ooh. practice auto suggestion"
The St. Mary banner. (Franklin, Parish of St. Mary, La.) 1889-1931, 1916-04-22

A political wnitewash brush cover
q multitude Of treckled regulations.
The St. Mary banner. (Franklin, Parish of St. Mary, La.) 1889-1931, 1916-04-22
Stork Is Partial to One Street in Towanda

TOWANDA. first real mystery it
just arrived at the home Culan is a
The St. Mary banner. (Franklin, Parish of St. Mary, La.) 1889-1931, 1916-04-22

Somehow an old man on a motor
cycle looks out of place.
The St. Mary banner. (Franklin, Parish of St. Mary, La.) 1889-1931, 1916-04-22

roHS' dIIU' tItIeIUIt, tVtFF UUuy IS
seriously asking and wanting to
know
Why the stork is SO partial to
this particular street?
Local physicians having failed to
explain the mystery, the mayor has
addressed a communication to DR..
samuel q Dixon. state commissioner
OF health at Harrisburg, asking if
he or anybody in his department IAN
explain just why nothing but twins
are born in this short thOroughfare.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1916-03-17
Graft.

Chicago is all excitement over her
first "petticoat graft" scandal. Mrs.
Page Waller Eaton, of the public well
fare department, has accused her SUI
perior, Mrs. Lauise Osborne Rowe, of
deducting one-third of Mrs. Eaton's
salary each month for, the ostensible
purpose of handing it over to Mayor
Thompson's sister-in-law Everyone
connected with the affair is denying
everything except Mrs. Eaton who is
hrm in the affirmation of her charges.
In the meantime council is considering
an ordinance to abolish the welfare de-
partment and deprive Mrs. Rowe of
a $1,000 job. At which rumor, Mrs.
Rowe suddenly gets mysterious and
insinuates that she's apt to make a
little expose of her own unless she is
properly taken care of in case her de-
partment is abolished. Anti-suffrag-
lists are laughing in their sleeves. and
suffragist leaders are denying that this
scandal, merely because wo-
men are involved, has anything to do
with the merits of the suffragist cause.
In the meantime, Mayor Thompson
has been so busy keeping still that his
erstwhiie presidential boomlet has pc
tered out, and the public is more than
ever convinced that its a good plan
to keep your eye peeled no matter
who's on the job.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1916-03-17

beautiful story its many lessons; suf-
fee it for us 10 apply them, to study
them as far as in US lies. and bearing
in mind the natural frailty of our ma
ture-to avoid being widow, to shun
the patronymic of Hubbard; to have,
if our means afford it. more than one
cupboard in the house, and to keep
stores in them all. And, oh! dear
friends. keeping in recollection what
we have learned this day, let us avoid
keeping dogs that are fond of bones.
But. brethren, if we do, if Fate has
ordained that we should do any of
of these things, let us then go as
Mother Hubbard did. straight, with
out curveting or prancing, to our cup
board, empty though it be; let US, like
her. accept the inevitable with calm
steadfastness, and should we, like her,
ever be left with hungry dog and
an empty cupboard, may future chron.
iclers be able 10 write also OF us, in
the beautiful words of our text,
"And so the poor dog had none"
B. A. K.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1916-03-17
INTEREST REAWAKENED III CONSERVATION

The activities of Secretary Lane Of the Department
the Interior supplemented by the iladvised resolutions
OF commercial clubs and chambers of commerce. have
awakened interest the conservation theories of tn,
federal government The people of the west are bcomno
aroused to realization of the meaning of forest
land rental land Withdrawals and the proposed water
power laws They are commencing the fact that
hey are being deprived of their property interests by
lot OF eastern sentmentasts put mildly whose in
teres in the west is purely academic The people are slow
to arouse themselves and slower still to act One might
think that our in Congress would be alive
to the proceedings of the Department of the Interior and
quick to oppose themselves to the propaganda
Mr. Chester T. KEENAN, in article which recently ap-
peared in the Wallace Miner subject of "Conser
vation Gone Mad states that Congress arm in arm with
the Washington bureauocrats Mr. KEENAN, says:
However, our western Congressman explain that
the following mitigating circumstances are strictly
truth: That conservation in so far as the public
domain concerned, is simply political gangsters out
after Notwithstanding else. That all conserva.
ton bills affecting the public domain are drawn by the
secretary OF the interior; and that when they are in
committees not word is allowed be changed with
out first consulting the secretary of the interior and
not then without his willing consent That no argu-
ment Whatever, by the minority has the slightest eff
fect That many members of congress from the west
have become so disguised and dsheartened with the
sheer useless rotenness of the situation that thew re-
fuse to discuss such bills all either in committee or
on the floors OF congress. That the bills drawn by
the secretary of the interior are passed ANYHOW by the
ooedient and scrvile majority; and that any congress
man who dares openly oppose, or even question.
the secretarys motives is promptly off from patron
age and otherwise nhumanly punished"
Our congressman dsguesed disheartened in the
opinion OF the writer We we'll believe that they are
out tiny are made OF the stuff and will lay aside
personal ambitions and their appetite for pork"
there no reason why the fight for the rights of these
western states cannot be The west should send
lew men to Congress who stand being cut off from
patronage and other inhuman treatment. Once upon
time Idaho had such in the United States senate
Can you imagine the late Senator Hepburn quitting in
disgust because patronage. pork" was taken away
rom him Can You imagine any nhuman treatment that
would cause him to surrender principle to his hearth
he was made OF sterner stuff We are not likely to see
mother Hepburn in this generation but we should see
men who will not surrender body and SOUL to save their
patronage Perhaps is much to expect but we for
'ne have hopes that later few such men will
,e found $3.50
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1916-03-17
SECRET DIPLOMACY CAUSE OF WAR

Pubiciss OF more less reputc state that the
in Europe the direct immediate result of
diplomacy and intrigue If they right in their
deductions behooves this country to have care of it
SELF No administration in the history of the country was
SO enshrouded in mystery in its Anus and the
Wilson administration is No administration history has
had SO many secret agents fitting from capital to capital
as this No administration so much afraid of
publicity this administration u.s.
There is nothing from the appointment of postmaster
in Caldwell to the settlement of international con-
roverses which is done in the broad light of day by the
administration Secret agents. SPIES special mes
sengers personal have the place of
the officers of the government.
We cannot believe that the state of government in
such sraighs to such darkness and mystery
but there it is. No man knoweth what we are doing or
why, but all asked to be the way Sublime con-
idence in Woodrow Wilson is all that is necessary He
pretty fra craft for such adventure there is moth
ng to do about it for the present
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1916-03-17
HONOR, HARMONY AND HUGHES.

The Republicans and Progressives of Maine have got
together. Their platform is honor; their watchword
harmony their candidate, Hughes They have set an ex
ample which the members of the parties Throughout,
the country should emulate Honor, Harmony and
Hughes the entire issues of this campaign They
furnish the reason the and the for the
plishmen of the purposes of all those opposed to the
present national administration.
The situation in this country grave the opposition
to the administration widespread and the issues so
clear and dstnct that there is little chance of PERSONAL
ties confusing the voters of past and buried differences
OF opinion interfering with clear decree of the eector-
ate at the general election in November 1t will be found
that both factions can readily get together Chicago Col
Roosevelt has stated that he will not be candidate
except the unanimous choice of the convention He
cannot be such choice and consequently be the
nominee OF the party His elimination clears the way for
such man Hughes, Root, Burton or any other Re-
publican of grth and availability
Mr. Justice Hughes is the first choice of the Republican
party throughout the country he the choice of Maine
The nomination will be handed to him without opposition
He will see his duty and he will do it. Mr. Justice Hughes
has never shrunk from task however disagreeable it
might have BEEN While he may dislike 10 be the cand-
date at this time he will shrink when he is conscrpted
by the people of the country The nomination of the
Republican party in this instance will be CONSUMPTION and
one which no man can refuse to recognize
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1916-03-17
FOUR IN rH1RrY-s1x YEARS.

1t is fair to that President Wilson will be the
nominee of his party for reelection. In he is by
the time another opportunity to candidate rolls
around 1920 thrty-sx years will have elapsed since Gro
yer Cleveland first nominated In thrty-six years
Democratic party has produced four worthy of
the presidential nomination Cleveland the nominee
in 1884, 1888 and 1892; Bryan in 1896 1900 and 1908;
Parker in 1904; and Wilson in 1912 and 1916. This
the Democratic party has but man it can place in
nomination.
In view of this record extending third of
fury there is small justification for Democratic INVITING
Republicans the fact that they short leaders of
presidential size. All things considered the Republican
party has attracted of presential size to its
than has the Democratic party. By the
token has leaders of the cabre today
than the Democratic party.
of fact the paucity of leaders both parties
must be matter of concern to all thoughtful people.
There question but that the leaders here but they
available for the nomination. They avail
able because they not Roosevets and organs 1t has
come about that must wear the stpes of
he other of these before he is available Mighty
amsey bunk goes with the people of this country today
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1916-03-17
GOVERNMENT METHODS OF DOING BUSINESS

The Reclamation Service has provided reservoirs an
irrigation system and water supply for approximately
100000 acres of land under what is known the Boise
project The land actually signed up legally under the
project consists of approximately 6l of land
If the government project declared completed 16l
600 acres of land would have pay for the entire
ton works This condition of affairs the Boise project
illustrates the methods of the United States Reclamation
Service in spending millions of dollars. 1t is hoped that
the greater portion of the acres unaccounted for by
some hook crook will be brought into the project
On the Boise project waste worth approximately
one-ha million dollars has been appropriated by private
companies and irrigation districts This water was
conserved and distributed by the Boise project lost
to the project by the negligence of the Reclamation Of
hciais This water will be stored in the mountains con-
Quoted through the project system and delivered to the
lands of private parties and irrigation districts absolutely
free of cost Waste in this instance is the by
product and worth hundreds of thousands of dollars
pure waste. criminal waste far the Boise project
concerned.
The methods illustrated by the above citations are the
cause of the prohibve of this reclamation
project AS it stands today the reclamation of this body
OF land. commonly called the Boise project will up
wards of $4,000 The original estimated cost
was from $500 to $500 pc Don't you think that
it is about time that Congress make investigation of
the Reclamation Servicef
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1916-03-17
THE DIPLOMA, A CAP AND GOWN MAY HELP

The most ordinary cook in the cheapest restauran,
draws $loOoO0 per year and board Chefs in the first
class hotels draw salaries in many instances of 100000
per year. All in all the wages of cooks will average above
the wages of any other profession. 1t an honorable
calling and in other countries the chef man of dis
tincton in his community Here in this country cook
is on par socially with the tinker.
The state of affairs, made uncomfortable by the return
OF SO many chefs to their native countries
the war; suggests the necessity for cookery for
boys IN the public schools The popular prejudice against
the profession must first be removed the occupation
raised to plane of dignity This be done by course
in cookery in the public schools No doubt the idea will
be followed to its logical conclusion and college course
established The degree of college will undoubted
y remove the prejudice and raise the occupation 1t did
as much for horse doctors. Why for cooks?
In all seriousness why should any useful honorable
profession, have against it popular prejudice? Why
should not Chef who feeds the inner man. not be
par socially with the preacher? docor the law
yer! or any other man? If college degree will do the
business let us create the degree.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1916-03-17
Me an Spot,

49, Charles C.sJones.)
Il got pup an his names spot.
And my name it's jes Jim:
He's bout tn only thing / got
Tn rests inside O. him!
He ct pas boots, an pa he said.
Tibet pup mus go!'-so then
He did; but fore we went to he'd
Ih, pup come home again.
One time he ketched chicken. it
belonged mex door to us.
An, Mis- Smith like to had a fit
She made awful fuss.
"a said to her, Well. we'll, now Won
Can't hardly blame pup!
1t seems to me tn thing to do
Is; shut your chickens up
An then pa went an found a hen
mats ours. an it wuz dead
An, kind a rumpled up, so then
,, "a he got mad an said:
That pup mus 60! tell you whit
oud better understand!
| pct Spot never done it, but
lie liked to got me tanned.
Spot comes in when it rains. an h.
Smells doggy, like they do:
hes allus rubin up on me
Fill smell doggy, too.
ne gits beneath tn stove as slick
An tries to dry his hair:
But everybody hollers quick:
fhew Chase him out O. there
My folks they say they don't like
Spot, INC