Arizona republican., 1916-07-23
For Sale - Miscellaneous

QUITE A RELIC-Among the ar chives I have found one scrap which brings back memories of days never to return. It is. a printed invitation from a committee of the Eighteenth Legislature, ito come and join in an old fashioned dance. No swallow tails no frills, no programs, no dignity just a regular good time" and there is our governors name-Hunt. l won der if then, swelled by the praise of men, smiled sweetly on by alluring women. Georgie was as now? Has pomp flattery and prohibition to- gether with an inflated body, rheu- matic and gout disturbances, and the caustic censure of the Gazette, chang ed you any, Governor? Time has fixed me, old boy, by sliding this insignifi- cant form on a greased plank down quite an incline-YOu seem to have scared heavenwardl However, that 1905 letter makes me hilarious; many moons have rolled past since l tripped the light fantastic when the Caller screamed: next the schottische, the Varsoovieune, the Polka, the Virginia Reel, the Money Musk, the Marzour- ka, the old waltz, or a bouquet qua drille,' and when the music waited those enthralling strains, Resin the bow, ArkansaW Traveller, Pop goes the Weasel" what smacks were stolen, and what screams nOt painfuD rent the air? Oh "GeOrgie" when you drop the gubernatorial ermine, Gas you soon wilD and lead "Tommie' to the chair, announce as your last and dying swanlike dirge, a grand old timers ball given by eX-Governor Hunt on the anniversity of his exit from political iq1 and 1 forever, and say, governor, won't you please invite me?
 Sallie, that Kimball organ isn't sold lyet-a blockhead pumped the tubes full of wind yesterday and whispered | "$1S.00" Say Sal, the tubes of that organ are artificial, and easily filled with vapor. l believe his were swelled artificially and easily exploded, for Hess than a $20 offer would never em- mate from natural gas.
 You will be pleased to learn that
 have purchased all the fixtures oi the Commercial restaurant and Ont other; now if you want counters
 shelves, fancy back bar boxes. larg,
 plate glass mirrors for barber shops
 restaurants, saloons or halls, come anC
 see me-lilIe everything else sold here the price never interferes.
 CH' SuCH all eleSdht ColLec ulll, %Ao
 1t cost $45.
 6 1t. Range, $25. Large Hotcak,
 plate, $10. It's for gas.
 You wanted fine stocks and dies Got 'em.
 Whats the use ironing clothes? Thi
 mangle has gasoline power or ar
 rangement for motor. Very cheap
 Electric carpet sweepers are tn
 rage. Have q $45 new one for $500
 Butchers ahoy! l have an elegan ,new sausage grinder and a meat cut
 ter for you-Price is all right. The fruit and berry juice is ready t boil for jelly or use for preserving f only soc gal.
 A Victrola for SIG, is going some.
 A sewing machine, drop head, fo S6.00 is going faster. A Remington Typewriter for $1
 leads all.
 Drop head new Singer sewing ma z chimes are SS5-Here $14. A Singer upholsters machine cost n 1885; yours for s15.00.
 Our line of books is large; cheap
 school books any price I Gas water heaters and tanks, cheal : Aluminium boilers and coasters, & Good sulky blow, $10.00. , Will you buy a gas stove? An f price.
 : I don't care a whoop. Take 'er > away
 !. Quick meal gasolines and plenty an s very cheap. Got 'em brand new e Oil stoves? No end to them-3- hol I 5000; 2hole, $4
 Ranges and wood stOVes2 Oh com a off-Haven't I told you of 50 . . choose from?
 Beds? I'm tired telling you abol : them Think of 150 beds, mattresst
 and springs lying here when they al
 offered for carting away, Come v Come! The spirit and the bride bot d say come.
 < 50 of you chumps howled for desk f Roller top or flat-small or large The = are here.
 ,l Got a Victrola now, and it's a peac 3 with lots of reels-cheap. f Electric coasters. $2.00. A Colt ar = cartridges $11.00. Electric hand vibri d ter $400
 y Ohi well, I'll quit Come and g If anything needed. Ford, 40 s. Centr - lgUpnIIp