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The Washington herald., 1916-05-21
WILL FORM MILITARY COMPANY.
Employees of Interior Department TO
Enlist Men and Women

Secretary Of the Interior Lane having
voiced his approval Of the action. A meet
ing will be called in the near future to
organize permanently one OF more COM
ipanies of infantry among tho employees
Of the Interior department. The move
ment has been started by s. E BOmar OF
the Irdiau Office. The Secretary also is
said to have pledged his assistance in
carrying ont tentative plans already de
NisCd by members OF the HON" club and
others.
The tentative nlauS call for enlistment
or men for ON" year subject to becoming
part Of tho National Guard. Women en-
|ploycs are oliEibl" foI membership and
will he trained physically and otherw fae
So they can perform such duties as would
| log" aIIy fall to them in an emergency.
Electricity has been adapted to
forty-eight different purposes about a
hOuSehoId
The Washington herald., 1916-05-21
WOmen's Convention Postponed

Ns- 'r.ney.aEe Cnau- Clark Thomson.
Z nav. 7u Of t1s executive comm -s d. o..
'n@ Nomar.- National Made fn ~ q
-ras-r. auuOar.o1 t.zr rn. rarrula. r--
u"sr''. 20 of 'l1r cody Wh.~r vz~ 'o naEr
.n6r HoIG foo Washington ~ r. Nr,r is. -
r. rCNr Week. nn.'d be ro-rDunar urr.
O.. .. h.. he.aa-0 oF the cun0.ur rn dz-r-
.'u Thee h.e@n.al pnnrrllI0u OF tic Gen
, e. Federation OF Nome. 'la.s Which
--rst- ir New NorE az the ssw.. tmr
The Washington herald., 1916-05-21
CLAYTON MAY BE CANDIDATE.
Expected - Run :or DELEGATE from
DlztaIct 40 Democratic Convention.

enter Ila uu.a" an q candidate FOR dole
gate TO the Democratic national coavcn-
ton. now tho. tho Commissioner have
dcciiacd - supervise that nH"ty's pro
narles lr tho Dis,ricI. MIR. Clayton fled
mn applcatlDa 40. nGtiolal vom.liite"-
man, contingent up1u ,ho placing In the
hands OF IN" Commissioners the ma
chinery OF the fii.lHrIra on MAY 81,
The heads OF the Disjrir; state they
have uot the time 10 do .u,G, 20 that hr
must either 20 iA,o the contest frr ma
tionaI cemmitrrnnEn IN the primaries
under thr Ce. ral ccm-lltera or sa u
delegate u-.drt the aame authotit.,c,
Dsmucrsis beiizv~ nr will enter for a
delegate, NJ, Clayton has not announced
hll decision,
The Washington herald., 1916-05-21
VACATION CAMP OPENED.
y. We. \. Members TO Take week.
End Trips During summer

'ron I4odg'- o' Alexandria county. \"
opened >cer.gdav with lIas pole dances
and I'll" ,luw.n- Of a QHo"n of May.
The lodge vhIrn is located on 1hr estate
,of Dr J"-'uo Taao: Johns'5n. u.a.
rhor.>dal'. a.m r-mam open u.lI tho
N-,GlUH ...-uu closes
Th, I,i-- MAS d,s!-ucd o,'Sina!. :"
"ruy'd, .u3.- women .l,lu..~ "f ta.
1s~",i.jn.. wish :u ".n'.o,ni'a. ,a.t.ru.
The A'-M -,.oo' students .~'d '.,L
sr.i#- 90. .. ct the lulG, >.~'n.ua.
Mis- N.ua S'"Junz TONNE. ,a.ca-
ratuuH' -. .'.'r, foo. th, Washington
a-so.iatrou and nov nnld s'r o"ta'E 700.
srad.ur H. .. .a I,n' =ENa'..r. I.N.N#.,
and Nar>sud. attended 1h. "r"nu.- AND
delivered >hu.l aGdsr~-.
The Washington herald., 1916-05-21
Prof. Marvin's Father Dead.

The news o. me ic1th o. Ge0rGe F.
Marvin at Cclumhus, Ono, on May 49,
has been received tn Washington by his
son. Prof, Chn.iea r. Marvin. chief OF
the United States Weather Burreu Pro-
fess.r Mar>in's fathsr .paEsed away al
The advanced ase Of 50, hsvins been for
many years n we'll known citizen .nf Co
iumbus Prefrssoz Marvin has left to at
tend tbs funeral In Columbus,
The Washington herald., 1916-05-21
Weld for Grand JuTv.

J .m-s Gi"'N Yesterday n..yt .Aa.,I-
i.arlnu when .'EtiEn,a ... -.lsa..r "a. IT,
5u- "'# am au"-,5 ajt.rf. .r -.u. nr-
'". man i.au~ 'om-.anI. aG rlur ru.r
.ra j. -u''4~ 'a.r.w'~t .n rrfaa. saor--
INK. Ii, Mas %, ~ uI..r >..s hu.7- &.
'.. q 'iou of Itr -IauH .,... IS. ssh.
'.i,m..r. ro.o'"i .-d E,rr-r F-nr...
o.f G." ha', ".uu .t,.orr..,- or ti-.a...
ar, held urd,r S.0'- r".G. sarh fu, r.s
-rsni 'u-v
The Washington herald., 1916-05-21
Oregon PLACES
HUGHES AHEAD
Political Leaders See Roose-
welt Boom as Only Dan
ger to Justice.
FAVORITE SONS WEAKEN
One State Candidate Considers Get
ting Behind Hughes While Another
Now Seeks Vice Presidency.

Most political obscrNcr- roncede that
the election Of Hughes delegates iu Orc
on over the representative OF Albert r.
Cummins and Theodore r. Burton goes
a long way toward assuring the nornfus-
u0u of Charles T.. Hughes as the Re
publican Presidential candidate
At the same time there is a feeling
among the leaders that u.ern rs grave
danger Of tho Hughes movement iD the
recruIr-rou0' of fHo Roosevelt boom A.
IN" prec"nvention contests enter their
rual stages tho fsvo~l'e son group or
candidate and the supporters OF Roose-
welt find .ommon ground on which IN
wage battle Thrt arc handed together
=" stop Hughes ir possible n this
is accomplished IL IS the belief Of the
favorite sons that one OF their num-
nor will Land the prize. Friends of
Roosevelt arc convinced that if the
hughes boom i~ sfdetrsckcd the former
prcsid,nt will be chosen.
Hughes Has Big Lead.
Admissions are made D., spokcsmen of
'h" favoirtc sons and Roosevelt men iu
Washington that AT this time II looks
as G Nj Hughes had 0utd.s'anred al
competitors. and that his nomination noV.
is 2 certainty. In fact there Was = re-
Dorf Yesterday that within the next few
ials one Of the IayorIte sons. who iz
.or, eded to have a hundred or more dele
gates pledged To- him soon would an
uounra his withdrawal from the race in
favor Of Nr. Hughes
Despite developments fav0rs hle ~
Hughes tho favorfre sons und Roosevelt
adhnrrurs arc rEhtin- desperately %
bead Off the associate justice Each sida
thinks there is % lighting chance IN
snatch a last-muute victory. although
nr. nf the rav0rf'. SOILS is boldly bid
ding for Tho Vic Presidency on a ticket
with iI.-N's
Roosevelt ~-uuo~lsrs in Washington
200 "u.. zu outside shsn~o for the f1s-
wrr President. 70 Is generally accepted
h.de rha, NJ Roosevelt vii support the
i.l.e ar the convention.
The solid South VII he represented ~
oh..a-o rE an"1t -,a 6elc=atrs Most %
'l..w w.I Er 10 rH. -rnEention city un-
l.~tr..t-a. s. southern leader MADE the
..r-rnr1rur .r-t-rdaE that most % the
delegates from the South are rredispose5
ro favor Hughes on the theory that he
looks q winner.
Mansfield mirror. (Mansfield, Wright County, Mo.) 1908-1957, 1916-09-28

DE SURE that you get into an enterprise with the SUCCESS
- 'elements"-with basic fundamental conditions on which
SUCCESS can be built
Mansfield mirror. (Mansfield, Wright County, Mo.) 1908-1957, 1916-09-28
DEPARTMENT D
Fruits

G. L. Beach, Y. +. Lnnhart, ..
V. Ashworth Superintendent.
Best Grimes Golden Apples
First, Soc; second, Csc.
Best Missouri Pippin Apples
First, soc; second, 25c.
Best Wine Sap Apples: First,
soc second, 25c.
Best Arkansas Black Apples
First, soc; second, Csc.
Best Ben Davis Apples, plate
First, soc; seconds, 25c.
Best Jonathan Apples, plate
First, soc; second, 25c.
Best Willow Twig Apples,
plate: First, soc; second, 25c.
/ Best Roman Beauty Apples.
,late: First, soc second, Csc.
Best Ingram Apples, plate:
First, soc; second, 25c.
Best Huntsman's Favorite Ap,
pies, plate: First, soc second, Csc
Best Northern Spy Apples,
plate: First, soc; second, 25c.
Best Gano Apples, plate: First,
Soc; second, 25c.
Best York Imperial Apples,
plate: First, soc; second, 25c.
Best Collection Grapes by one
grower: First, SOC; second, 25c.
Best Plums, plate: First, soc
second, 25c.
Best Peaches, plate: First, Soc
second, Zoe
Mansfield mirror. (Mansfield, Wright County, Mo.) 1908-1957, 1916-09-28
DEPARTMENT C
Domestic Exhibits

Mrs. P. W. Newton, Misses
Bertha Miller and Inabelle Wa
Observation-Disclosures.
Best Loaf Light Bread: First,
soc; second, 25c.
Best Loaf Light Bread made by
girl 16 years old or under: First,
soc; second, 25c.
Best Loaf Rye Bread: First
soc: second, 25c.
Best Loaf Corn Bread: First,
second, 25c.
Best Dozen Light Rolls: First,
soc; second. Zoe.
Best Dozen DoughnuLs: First,
SOC; second, 25c.
Best Angel Food Cake: First,
II !; second soc.
Best Ginger Bread Cake:
FIRST, Yl second, que.
Best White Loaf Cake: First,
81 ; second, soc.
Best Marble Cake: First, 81;
second, soc.
Best Devil Food Cake: First,
fl (: second. soc.
Best Fruit Cake: First, 81;
second, soc.
| Best Cake made by girl 16
years old or under: First. 81;
second. soc
Best Apple Jelly: First, 5Oc
second. 25c.N
Best Blackberry Jelly: First
50c; second, 25c.
Best Grape jelly: First, soc
second, Doc.
Best Collection Of ,Tellies: First,
5Oc; second, 25c.
Best Collection of all Varieties
of Canned Fruits: First,S1: sec.
ond, soc.
Best Strawberry Preserves:
First, soc; second, 25c.
Best Peach Preserves: First,
soc; second, 25c.
Best Peach Pickles: FIRST, SOC;
second, 25c.
Best Strained Honey: First,
soc; second, 25c.
Best Honey in coYb: First, soc
second, 25c.
Best Pound Butter: First, Soc
second, 25c.
Best Sorghum, q gallon:
First, soc; second, 25c.
Best Dish Cottage Cheese:
First, SOC; second, 25c.
Best Plate Homemade Candies,
made bv gill l6 years old or un,
der: FIRST, 81; second, 5Oc.
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1916-02-22
MCCLELLAN To
PAY $1,000 IN
SETTLING SUIT
Miss Kasemeier Satisfied With
Confession of Judgment
That Insures R%ecompense
for Unused Trousseau.

The case Of Miss Mary Elizabeth
Kascmcicr against William " Nc.
Clcllan. Jr.. which was &C. come M
for trial in federal court today was
compromised this afternoon. when at-
torneys Cor the defendant confessed
Judgment to the amount uf 1000 ana
costs.
This action by the defcns" put n
quietus on what promised To- be one
Of the most sensational heart balm
suits ever tried in this city. Miss
Kascmcier in her complaint. fled ny
her attorney. John +. Simms. asked
Judgment In the sum of 10000 ana
costs. she alleged that In preparing
for her marriage to- the defendant shc
expended the sum Of $500 FOR her
trousseau and other articles of linen
necessary to a girl in her station OF
life. which she had packed in two
trunks in the marshal's Office at the
federal building to be offered az evi-
dence. She had, besides, q number
of letters alleged To have been re-
ceiyed from the defendant.
The case of Joe PoNulich against the
victor American Fuel company, which
began yesterday, was still on trial
today and II IS unlikely that the case
will be finished today. the defense
having an extra large number of wit
ncsscs.
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1916-02-22
REWARD OFFERED
IN THE San JOSE
MURDER CASE
Commissioners and Sheriff Put
Up $500 for Arrest and Con.
viction of Chavez Slayer;
Lodge Acts Also.

\ reward ~ $500 has been offered
hy Sheriff Jesus Romero and the
board Of county commissioners for
The arrest and conviction OF the man
or men who murdered Jose y chavez
IN or about The eleventh day of Feb
ruaiy, this yearA according to an
uouncemont bv the sherin today. Tho
Commissioners authorized a reward
Of s2O0. to which the shcrin added
s100 OF his personal funds.
The local lodge Of the Alianza His
pnrsa americana, of which Jose y.
chavez was a member. is making
every effort to apprchend his mur-
dercrs ana soc that justice Is metcd
out TO them. The lodge has dosig-
mated Eifego Baca. n fellow-memhor
or ChaYez's TO assist the district at-
toraoy IN running down aud punish
NIX his siayers.
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1916-02-22
A. CHILD HATES OIL,
CALOMEL, PILLS FOR
LIVER AND BOWELS
Give California Syrup Of Figs
If Cross. Sick. Feverish.
Constipated.

Look back AZ your childhood day.
Remember The dose" mother Insist
cd ou castor oil, calomrl cnthar-
tics How you hated them. how you
igusht agulnst taking them.
with our children it's 0incront.
Mothers who cling 10 the old form OF
phyai' simply don't realize what tn
do The chiliron's revolt Is vs.,
founded Th"ir tender little "insids
"a o. injured by thcm.
Nc your chiid's stomach. liver and
bowels need cleansing give only de
licious California syrup Of figs IL
action Ie positive. but gentle. Miilion-
81 mother keen this harmless "truit
laxative hand, they know children
love Go take - that IL never ftil- tu
clean the liver and bowels and
swc,ton tho stomach. and hat a tea 70
spoonful given today saves q sick
child tomorrow
Ash your druggist for q lo-ccut
bottle OF california syrup OF FiSs.
which hts tulI directions for hahic7.
children Of al ages u fur grown
ups plainly ou each bottle beware
Of ,~ouut'rtcits sold here. See that
II is made by california Fig syrup
Company" Refuse any other sind
with contempt.
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1916-02-22
ALL VOTERS ARE
ASKED TO MASS
MEETING THURSDAY

Not Democrats alone. but an m"
independent voters ot tho clt,. are in-
Nitcd 90 the mass meeting called los
clyde Tingloy for next Thursday
uIght. February - a, the nigh school
auditorium.
f. b. p%rrpus"d 10 have n general oX-
precision of opinion on the best way
tu anne and elect . good government
ticket az the coming election. rno
.of the questions to be- thicsned out
49,. To- have on not 90 have q nnn-nar-
.tlsan Ticket.
Another qpcstiaa VIII. have 10 -
with tho waiter problem Theodore
- Nuplscy. lr., is tu make o.. addros
ON tho subject tom "a non partisan
viewpoint
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1916-02-22

Is the FIRST signal of ~f:yor-.or ana
decay. Tho usual loss q, appetite ls
often caused by functional disturb.
N the stomach In" stomach
fails 10 do tho wort required. the
appetite Is gone. aut the body s.f-
fers from lack 90 nui.ri-hWclt. such
"A stomach needs To- e cleaned and
swcetencd Moritol Tonic DircstI.. .s
made especially 90 asslst the stomach
To digest food, and Sromoto "a healthy
appetite. This remedy is Sold on our
positive guarantee nnd wc ask you to
give IL a trial n Is - genuine tonic.
Price 900. Otwoil Drug CO.. solo
agents.
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1916-02-22
\ Good Investment.

There is no better Investment. than
a fifty cent piece in a bottle of Mer-
itol Linlmcnt. Muscular and rhcu-
matte pains. swollings. iameness and
of the muscles are promptly
relieved. Meritol White Liniment IS
especially recommended * a general
pain Killer or unusual merit. Prices
25c. soc, 700. Otwell DRUG Co, local
agency,
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1916-02-22

Kansas city. Feb. e2-hogs-iic-
coipts, It 600 market higher rusE.
ff.35Hs $50; heavy. FN.tSH sos light.
81. Q "s.l5, pigs, sG.25m7.l5
Cattle. Receipts, 5000; market
strong. Prime fed steers, 81 j0h 800
dressed beef steers. $1,000 $40; wcst-
crn steers. g. i5HSiO. COWS, sl.5oH
100; heifers. S625ms.50, calves,
SG.50@1l.00.
sheep Receipts, G.00O: markot
strong. Lambs. St050m MS; year.
lings, 80 e5 "a 1900; wothcrs, S1.I5m
$40.
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1916-02-22
BIBLIOPHILE WANTS
BORROWED VOLUME

a notice IN q Deming paper reads
rs follows:
Some person who probably never
read a book and never viii. has bor-
rowcd the first volume OF Byren
works from my library without lcat-
ms a receipt. This Is one ~ o. spc-
cial limited edition of twelve volumes
and | cannot get another Of this cd
ltlon.
People who read books always re-
turn them: those who do not rarely
ever return them. II you viii return
this volume | will buy YOU a get o.
some other edition. 81 YOU wish IL.
JAMES s FIELDER.
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1916-02-22
The skin and Not the Blood.

Cntil recently It has been a gen
orally accepted theory that eczema wn'
a disease OF the blood. ~Scicntin,
INVESTIGATIONS have taught as that
eczema is positively a skin disease and
durable through the skin alone. Meri'
tol Eczema Remedy ~ applied direct.
Is TO the diseased skin. DO not delay
trying Mcritol Eczema Remedy Price,
50c and i.o0. Otwell Drug Co. 10.
cal agency.
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1916-02-22

Denver. Fob. 90. -Caitlo-licccipts
200; market strong. Bocf steers. 81 50
$50, cows ana hotter. ss.00mGio
calves. $1,000 1000.
Hogs occ.pts. $500 market So
10, higher Top. Ss.l5; bulk, $1,000
SOS.
sheep Receipts, GOO; market
strong,
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1916-02-22
NOTICE.

During my absence from the city,
duo to my recent illness. Mr.. Noill y.
Field will take care of all my husl-
ness ana will advise all my clients
who have business with me during my
absence. II. y. JAMESON.
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1916-02-22

Chicago, Fob. ~ Hogs Receipts,
$4,000. market strong. Toe To l5c
above Yesterday average. Bulk,
Is. % HS.iO; light, Sf.s0M N.i5; heavy,
$500 1850, pigs. S6.i0d $50.
Cattle - Receipts, 1000; market
steady. Native beef steers. SEQ "a
80 western steers, So as 20;
cows and hei.ors. 80 2OH S.; oalves,
Ss.50Hli25.
sheep - Receipts, 5000; market
weak Wothcrs. $500 $50; lambs.
$500 W1l.50.
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1916-02-22

Accidents will happen. but tho best
REGULATED families keep DIR. Thomas
Flcctic OH for such emergencies. Two
sizes .5c and soc ut all stores.
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1916-02-22

An article winch, for years. has had
the reputation of being the best. is a
mighty safe Mflele to bay. MALES
TIC ranges ha that reputation and
are proba bly, the least expensive. Let
the expert from the factory prove u
al our SPECIAL MAJESTIC DEMON
STANTON week commencing
February 2s. Whitney Hardware co.
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1916-02-22
UPON THE LINES
OF NEW GAME REFUGE

Announcemc.t is made that Aldo
Leopold, assist 100 district forester
supervisor Ea.'his. the Guadalupe
stockmcn and tine carlsbad Game Pro-
tective associat1u have agreed on the
lines Of the Guadalupe national game
refuge. II VII consist OF Two parts,
II covering clhor end OF tie Quad
alupe range. Theiinos have also been
approved by a.. Roswell geeociJtiou.
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1916-02-22
The Markets


kansas city, Feb. ga HuttDr.
aud poultry unchanged.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1916-01-15
An Advertiser to Advertisers

Ed Filne Botons
in round
irs o. enewspa rbusn HerNr ETene
of evict
We thmt
print
shoudg the nd
reprinted
the
sttohe that
tent exactly thai
also
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1916-01-15
Tacoma Labor
Unions Are Doing

Union made aprons and wrap
pers have at last put in an ap-
pearance in Tacoma. Members
of the Tacoma Card and Label
league have been trying for
months to find a store that car
ried union made aprons.
The Peoples Store is the first
Tacoma concern to add them to
their stock.
Tacoma musicians appointed
an entertainment committee at
their last meeting to arrange for
a series of winter entertainments
to be held along the lines Of the
last one given Dec. 2Sth. The
following members were ap-
pointed: E. r. Davenport, Frank
Morck, e. F. Shelby, Edwin l..
Davis and Ray Walker.
Tacoma painters are making
special effort to have all their
members register for the coming
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1916-01-15
4 EDITORIAL PAGE---Let the Truth Prevail!


fm reent semon OF
IS Angeles s
1.-THE world full the world will be reformed
dn brngo nj andu Europe
mis-
The o wal race
ire "a worlds la our it is f
in tandon
OF enion fsomn neutral the boug
time iouldba calamity. For nwudm enyh cement
rs n % Q
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1916-01-15
no MAKE SKIN CLEAR

Don't worry about skin trou-
bles. You can have . clear. clean
complexion by using o httle zemo.
obtained at any drug store for
25o, or extra large bottle at 800.
Zemo easily removes all traces
Of pimplss, blackheads, eczema,
ringworm and makes the skin
clear and healthy. Zemo 10 neither
watery, sticky nor greasy and
stains nothing. 1t is easily ap-
piled and costs a mere trifle for
each application. 1t Is always de-
pendable.
Zemo. cleveland,
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1916-01-15
NEVER TOUCHED US

Say! that president of the Bremen chamber of
commerce hands us swipe. He declares that Ger
many is making substitute for cotton out Of forest
products and will not import American cotton for
making ammunition after the war; and that German
chemists are making so much nitrogen from the air
that they'll export it hereafter at their own price.
Go to it, old mani We don't really want to sell cot
ton to kill folks and we've just much air you
have
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1916-01-15

Art Wiggin is laid up in the
hospital with the jaundice. Art
smiles through his trouble, howev-
er. Art made a kick against his
diet. That's all the food you
can have" said the nurse, "an' the
Doctors ordered everything else
In proportion" Well" says Art,
II guess l will do a little readin'
now-bring me a postage stamp"
Streets are gettin' crowded
these days. "Wot chance has a pc
destrian got," asked Uncle Oliver
Slush Wednesday, Outside of a
museum"
Jed Perkins is talking of licens-
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1916-01-15
FORTS COUNT SOMETHING

The evacuation of Gallipol peninsula ought to be
somewhat satisfactory to Americans, since it shows
that Notifications, skillfully defended are worth
something in keeping off invaders. A quarter of a
million invaders, more. were actually landed on
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1916-01-15

ing cats. Laura Potter was tellin'
Sarah James about 1t 'tother day.
Applied fer yours yit?" Sarah
asked. Now they don't speak. e.
Julie Hawkins weddin', acord-
ing to West End folks "beggared
description" Hold Peters says he
thinks 1t beggared her old man.
Joe Peters has been foolin'
around Nellie Pamison all week.
He drives her out In his gas wa
gon every aft noon. Friday Jami-
son asked Nell what Joe was honk.
ing SO much in front of the house
fer. "Oh, twenty-eight honks
means l love you," says Nell
FOREIGN NEWS
Gallop Ollie has at last been ex-
cavated by the alleys.
Fred Cromwell went coasting
the other night and froze his right .
arm. Where was the other one,
Fred?
The war office has not denied
the Baker-Mackay wedding yet.
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BOYS STRUCK BY
AUTO WILL LIVE

Reports today from the Taco
ma General hospital say that
John and Donald Foulks, age 7
and 10, who were hit while coast
ing at 18th and Pacific av. by an
auto driven by A. L. Patterson,
would recover.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1916-01-15
EXPERT TESTIMONY

o. s. Surgeon Gen. Gorgas one of the great men
who made the Panama canal possible, says that
of ill-heath in low wages. Good wages was one of
the chief reasons why the health problem at Panama
was solved. Righ you are Doctor! Wages beat
pills, any time, anywhere.
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Easily Answered

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cf ec ir railroads." :.
Having one time ridden the PENNSYLVANIA
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HOW DO YOU DO?

SOCIAL NOTES
Mr.. Zachariah Struppsr, leader
of the Sumner First Baptist
church choir, who visited here
this week. Zach" asked a Main
st. shoe clerk how much is four
dollar shoes.
1.-TWO dollars a foot" says the
Dear Wheeze: Instead OF
using the term, ~ am going to
cross the ocean," why not say, 81
am going to Ford the sea?"
Esther.
Dear Wheeze: Note that J. M.
G. asks the difference between
school teacher and a cashier. One
tills the mind and the other
minds the till. Is that it?
Contribs to the Wheeze will be
acknowledged by line.
HINTS no HOUSEWIVES
BY Sadie Sobsister
Perforated washboards make
excellent nutmeg graters.
Rat poison should never be left
around the baby.
Worn out sad irons when melt
ed can be made into excellent
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NOT MUCH PUNCH

NOT MUCH PUNCH
Analysis Of near-beer made by
ID. 0. Heinrich and other chem
lists yesterday showed in some
cases slight trace of alcohol
while In others 1t was absent.
Prosecutor Remain thinks the
slight fermentation was due to
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Mrs. J. ID. Tbdale, us So. X
st., will entertain members of the
Monday Civic club next Monday
afternoon.