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The Topeka state journal., 1916-12-23

WANTED Ep-Traveler for 1917 for old
tahliShed line Salary. commission and
expense allowance to right man. j. r.
Nt-lsrady, Chicago.
McN-Onr illustrated catalogue explains
bow we teach the barber trade quickly.
mailed free. Moler Barber College. Kan
city No
WANTED-First class stenograp pher for
correspondence must be speedy,
curafe and neat stating experience and
salary desired. Address F 4. care Journal.
] WILL pay any honest man up to $50
monthly for part Of spare time. Ne
'auva~~iuE. No capital. Write today
Nnorliie~. Desk -. Omaha. Neb.
WANTEIi-Coal shovelers farm hands
dairy hands. cooks. walters, hotel help
for Texas. waitress for Texas, $40 month
Furman Employment office. 1O6 West Sth
S.r 90 WEEKLY made writing names and
addresses. No canvassing. Particulars
for stamp. The Guide Co. Memphis, Tenn
WANTEn-Boys with bicycles or man with
motorcycle to carry packages. Phone
1ns.
VA rEp-One good millwright. Ghas
Woiff Packing Co.
ENPEltI ENC ED WEAVER. male. Harmon
RING Factory. i0I Jevksou, in the rear.
WANTEI-Toy with wheel Vogers, 934
Kansas ave
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TYPEWRITERs.

ALL MAKES for sale or rent Best me-
chancal department in the country.
CRANE x CO.
Topeka. Kan ~ Years in Business
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FOR RENT-aOUSES

FOR RENT-HOUSES
115 West 18th. str. mod. 4-room apartment,
1865 clay, r. mod. res. and garage.
134 Western ave, r. str. mod.
1915 Jackson, r, mod.
615 Morris ave, r. mode. res.
ia W. 9th, 7 rooms, str. mod.
1514 West 10Th, r mod; cottage.
154 Norton, 5-room res. $40
1925 Boswell, Broom cottage, IS.
426 Taylor, Groom, modern, $50.
A. A. RODGERS & co.
11o West 9th st. Phone AIS.
FOR RENT.
314 Broadmoore, T., new. modern, $25.
1912 Western ave, rooms and bath. SIS.
1913 Arch St, 5 rooms, $14.
ROBERT B. KANE,
435 Kansas Ave. Phone 444.
FOR RENT.
1879 @ st room sids modern $79S
433 Kansas Ave. Phone 1872
FOR RENT-Modern room cottage with
sleeping porch. SOC West sth; newly pa
1217 Tyler. Phone 9s1.
FOR RENT-5 room house, cemented eel
lar, gas. cement walks. 1884 Harrison.
FIVE room cottage, 1918 East 9Th, good as
new, bath room, pantry, hard and soft
water inside. cellar 501S Black.
FOR Rents room house, modern except
furnace, 1888 Mulvane, S15 per month
il taken at once. Phone 1854 Black.
FOR RENT-5-room house POS East Sth St
Apply Roy Crawford Majestic theater.
FOR RENT-l269 Lane st. rooms, fine
condition. good barn. Phone 61O or 1901.
TEN room modern house, equipped for two
families. 1882 Morris ave. 222S Red.
SIX room house, 51S West list. Phone $3.50
Red. $11.50.
EIGHT room modern residence, 1913 West
9th. Particulars. Call 300 Ring ..
FOR RENT-Exeellent five-room modern
cottage, 511 w. Euclid.
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FOR SALE-DOGS.
FOR SALE-Boston Bull pups. Call III.
The Topeka state journal., 1916-12-23

YOUR BONUS
will make a satisfactory down payment on
location in
CAMPUS FRONT
the beautiful addition overlooking the
Washburn College Campus. Every modern
convenience available. Prices $3.50 to S4OO
per lot. Permit us to show you right after
Christmas.
Will SON & NEISWANGER
Phone 94s. Ill West Sixth.
FOR SALE OR TRADE for farm Topeka
residence. rooms and bath. all modern
and a ood business property In good
location. Address J. NJ. Read 225 Jackson
ST. Topeka. Kansas
FOR SALE-107 acre improved Jackson Co.
farm, miles N E. of Hoyt. Price $50
per acre for short time best of terms. A. L.
Furman, Topeka, 106 West Sth st.
FOR SALE OK TRADE-sO acres within
8 miles of state house See owner ut
Ratmnn's go Kansas
WESTERN KANSAS BARGAINS
Level quarters from $3.50 per quarter
up. NJ L Mcintyre. 1901 Polk ST, Topeka
FOR SALE-DOGS.
G L Pull Can
The Topeka state journal., 1916-12-23

JOHN PETRZILEE. the only practical
furrier in Kansas 127 W. 7th, Topeka.
The Topeka state journal., 1916-12-23

FUR REN T.
314 Broadmoore, r, new. modern, $25.
1851 Clay. rooms and bath, $50,
1912 Western ave, rooms and BATH $15.
1913 Arch St, 5 rooms, $14.
ROBERT b. KANE
42l Knnaas Ave Phnna -
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1916-01-19
NJ. 4 81. !. OFFICIALS HERE.
Inspect viaduct, Which Now Reaehe
to South Approach.

. y ~ Il Uaas
Inspect viaduct, Which Now Reaches
to South Approach.
Five officials of the Minneapolis &
ST. Louis railroad visited briefly in the
city this morning, inspecting the South
Third avenue viaduct. They were e.
w. Huntington, vice president and
general traffic manager: r. G.. Kenly.
chief engineer; w. G. Manchester,
purchasing agent, and G. w. Seidel,
superintendent of motive power. The
men came down from Minneapolis at
4 this morning in the Hawkeye, and
left this morning at 9:15 for Oska-
loosa The officials also inspected the
new freight house. which Is now oc-
eupiea by the company.
The last steel stringers were put on
the viaduct this morning, and the over
head right of way now extends from
one approach to the other There are
still several cross pieces to be put in,
as we'll as the hand ratings and stairs.
The entire viaduct from one approach
to the other is $40 feet long, and nearly
six weeks have been consumed In
erecting it. Much time was lost wait
ing for steel. The riveters are nearly
thru with their work
Flooring of the viaduct is progress
ing as rapidly as the weather will per-
NIT. Engineer Kenly said this morn
ing that the painters had instructions
to go on with their painting as soon
as the steel was dry If there is any
! frost or snow on the steel, no painting
will be done 1t is probable that the
painting will not be completed before
spring.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1916-01-19
Aliens Become u. S. sl,ss,p
Citizens il, Court

A school for making citizens, held
emi-annually in the district court
under the direction of the federal gov
eminent, was conducted before Judge
| Cummns Tuesday afternoon. Out of
1.-The proceedings came four citizens of
| the United States who were aliens be-
fore. Two others were denied citizen
| ship, one because he was an unde-
sirable. and one because his appica-
(! ton was irregular. A third one not
admitted to citizenship will probably
be naturalized later, when one of his
witnesses can be in court. In addi-
ton to the naturalization the name OF
one applicant was changed by the
court.
Those naturalized were John Norman
Turner, farmer, aged 80, of Green
Mountain, and native of Canada;
Conrad Rose, farmer, aged "a. of
Laurel, a native of Germany; Jacob
Martinus Olsen, farmer, aged 81, Of
State Center, a native Of Denmark:
and Joseph F'oitl, blacksmiths helper.
aged 40, 207 Arson street, native Of
Austria. ....-.
Rose testified under the examination
of A. H. Bode, of ST. Louis, naturaliZa-
ton agent for the department of COM
merce, that he had always used his
fathers name Rose, but he wanted his
name changed to Hilleman, his
mothers family name. Judge Cum
mings ordered the name changed.
Henry Smit, formerly a grain dealer
Of State Center, and a native of Hol-
! land, was denied naturalization. The
naturalization agent produced evidence
F; that Smit would not make desirable
citizen. ..-- ,..
Sam Weintraub, a paper hanger liv-
ing 1T 10 East Grant street, who is a
Russian, was denied citizenship be-
cause he had filed his application for
naturalization in 1886, while he was
still minor. The court held this in
validated the application. a.. ..., .-
Otto Schulze, a German farmer of
! st. Anthony, could produce only one
! of his two witnesses He and the one
| witness were examined and the hearing
was continued until Jan. 26, when the
second witness, Fred Hannusch. of
| ST. Anthony. will be in court.
The examination developed the care
which the federal government insists
shall be used before aliens are adj
mitted The applicants We're put thru
! an examination that many American
born citizens would have difficulty in
answering. They ranged all the way
from the federal and state method OF
law making to whether the applicant
believed in polygamy and anarchy. To
these were added new list touching
on the applicants idea of patriotism
for his adopted country. 1t was notice
able how eagerly the Austrian and
German applicants professed deep
loyalty and willingness to fight for
! the country of their adoption against
their native land. ...a s
Some of the answers were amusing
To the question as to what were the
names of the two houses of congress,
one applicant replied that one was the
i"Whfte House." He did not know the
name Of the other. -. ~
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1916-01-19
RID STOMACH OF
ACIDS, S0URNESS,
GAS, INDIGESTION
"PAPE'S DiAPEPSIN" MAKES UP
SET STOMAcHS FEEL FINE
At ONCE.
ACIDITY, HEARTBURN, BElCHiNG
PAIN AND DYSPEPSIA
@-. JUST VANISH.

Time it! In, five minutes all stomach
distress will go. No indigestion. heart
burn, sourness or belching of gas, acid,
or quotations of undigested food, no
dizziness. bloating, foul breath or head
a he.
Pape's Diapepsin is noted for its
speed in regulating upset stomachs. IT
is the surest remedy in the whole
world, and besides it is harmless.
Millions of men and women now eat
their favorite foods with fear-they
know Pape's Diapepsin will save them
from any stomach misery.
Please, for your sake, get large
fifty-cent case of Pape's Diapepsin
from any drug store and put your
stomach right. Don't keep on being
miserable-life is too short-you are
not here long, so make your stay agree
able; enjoy it, without dread of rebel
lion in the stomach. .-.. sa
Pape's Diapepsin belongs in your
home anyway. Should one of the fam
lily eat something which don't agree
with them, or in case Of an attack OF
indigestion. dyspepsia, gastritis OF
stomach arrangement at daytime OF
during the night, it Is handy to give thu
quickest, surest relief known.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1916-01-19
the WISDOM OF ABE.
Mawruss and Abe Are Known Fol
Their Wit-They Como Tonight.

Mawruss and Abe Are known FOR
Their Wit-They Como Tonight.
The sun of the proverbs of Solomon
has never set, because their wisdom is
pertinent to all ages; and so may 1t be
said Of the wisdom of Potash & PERL
mutter" and of their wit likewise.
Ponder then these words of wisdom
from the mouth of ABE" unto the ears
of "Mawruss'' and from the mouth OF
ABE" also into the ears of millions
in this country and Europe.
"B. Cans is millionaire, Mawruss,
bet yer, if he's worth a cent he's
worth a hundred thousand dollars"
Some concerns are so suspicious.
Mawruss, that they claim shortage
before they unpack the goods"
"The sun shines free for everybody,
Mawruss, except the Teller in the rain
coat business. MS,
There's liars, damn liars and sa!cs
men, which itemiZe the statements of
their expense accounts" Ns @1t
Nobody knows where the shoe9 is
going to pinch, Mawruss except the
Teller which makes it."
Blood is redder than water, Nav
russ, but it don't apply to relations
which work for you"
The partners with their bags asd
baggage, their quips and their quar-
rels, their wit and their wisdom will be
seen and heard at the Odeon Theater
tonight. Odeon. ....4 .r.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1916-01-19
Three Fire Alarms.

The fire department was called on,
, twice Tuesday and once today to ex-
tinguish two small fires, the other
alarm proving to be nothing but es>
Gaping steam.
At o'clock this morning the depart
ment was called to the residence Of B.
H. Brooks, sol North Third avenue
where deftcive chimney caused a
small roof fire, with no particular
damage.
Escaping steam in the basement OF
Bliss Anderson's pool hall, II East
Main street, caused some one to turn
in an alarm at 9:40 Tuesday night.
There was no fire.
A gas stove exploded in the apart
ments over Wallace's shoe store at II
West Main at sos Tuesday afternoon
and the department was called H. III
Stone lives in the apartments. The
damage was not large.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1916-01-19
BIRTHDAY CLUB MEETS.
California Organization of Former Mar
shalItown People Meets.

NdInOFnId OFSdFiZdL'OH VI 1o'" WA
shutdown People Meets.
Former residents of this city, and
Marshalltown people who are in Cali
fornia for the winter, enjoyed the an
nual meeting of the Marshalltown
Birthday Club, organized among former
Marshalltown women, at the Shake
speare Club house at Pasadena on
Jan. IS.
One hundred sixty-five people sat
down to dinner, which was served at
o'clock After the tables had been
cleared, and greetings among old
friends were exchanged, Mrs. Kate q.
Rogers. president of the club, pre-
scented program for the entertainment
of the guests. Miss Wilma Atkinson
recited poem written by her mother
Mrs. j. F. Atkinson, entitled Love For
Old Friends Sake and musical mum
bers were given by several of the
guests. j. L. Carney and I. c. Speers
were called upon for short addresses,
both of which were greatly enjoyed. Mr..
Carney, who left this city recently to
spend the winter in California told
his old friends of their former home,
which he declared to be at the present
time at the best point in it's develop
ment-clean, united, and prosperous.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1916-01-19
START NEW SHOE STORE.
r. katz, Of Fort Dodge, to Establish
Business Here.

Another shoe store for the city was
announced today by r. katz, Of Fort
Dodge. a shoe dealer Of that city, who
has closed a lease with f. L. 4Meeker
for store room on the second floor OF
his remodeled building at LIZ East
Main street. overs the strand theater.
Mr.. s4katz, who will operate the bust
sresS Under the9 pane sof Family
shoe store, will open the store next
week, or just as soon as the lower
floor Of the building is completed
Mr.. Katz has done d successful shoe
business at Fort Dodge for several
years. under the same trade name as
ne will give his store here. S. Kahan,
Of Fort Dodge, will be manager of the
local business.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1916-01-19
OUCH! BACKAcHE!
RUB LUMBAG0 OR
PAIN FROM BACK
+Rus STIFFNESS AWAY WITH
SMALL TRIAL BOTTLE OF OLD
"sT. JACOBS OIL"

eAh! Pain is zone:
Quickly2-Yes. Almost instant re-
lief from soreness. stiffness, lameness
anil pain follows gentle rubbing with
"St. Jacobs Oil"
Rub this soothing, penetrating oil
right on your painful back. and like
magic. relief comes. st. Jacobs Or,
is a harmless backache, lumbago and
sciatica cure which never disappoints
and doesn't burn the skin.
Strengthen up! Quit complaining!
stop those torturous stitches" In a
moment you will forget th9t you ever
mad n weak back. because 1t won't hurt
or be stiff or lame Don't suffer. Get
small trial bottle Of old. honest est,
Jacobs Oil" from your druggist now
and get this lasting relief.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1916-01-19
We "cALIFoRNIA SYRUP OF
FIGS" AT ONCE IF BILIOUS
OR coNSTlPATED.

Look at the tongue, mother! If coated,
6 is a sure sign that your little ones
3tomach, liver and bowels need gentle,
borough cleansing at once.
When peevish, cross. listless. pale,
|ioesn't sleep. doesn't eat or act natu-
fally. or is feverish, stomach sour,
breath bad; has stomach ache, sore
hroat. diarrhoea,, full Of cold, give a
easpoonfni Of California Syrup of
Figs" and in a few hours all the foul.
onstipated waste. undigested food and
our bile gently moves out of the little
bowels without gripping, and you have
Uwell, playful child again.
eiYou needn't coax sick children to
Ike this harmless fruit laxative;"
ey love its delicious taste, and it al
lays makes them feel splendid.
ASK your druggist for a 50-cent bot
of California Syrup of Figs" which
directions for babies, children Of
fS ages and for grown-ups plainly on
1 II bottle. Beware Of counterfeits sold
{ IRE. To be sure you get the genuine,
rs to see that it Is made by "Califor-
Fig Syrup Company" Refuse any
Ter kind with contempt. ~,
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1916-01-19
OLD-TlME COLD
CURE-D9lNK TEAL.

Get q small package OF Hamburg
Breast Tea, or as the German folks call
1T Hamburger Brust Thee" at any
pharmacy. Take q tablespoonful Of the
tea, put cup Of boiling water upon 1t.
pour through sieve and drink tea
cup full at any time. 1t Is the most eS-
fective way to break cold and cure
grip. as it opens the pores. relieving
congestion. Also loosens the bowels.
thus breaking a,cold at once.
1t Is inexpensive and entirely vegct-
able. therefore harmless.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1916-01-19
REPORT on ROGERS CHILDREN
Nine Sent Home az carrisrs-Quaran-
tines Are Lifted.

Nine Sent Home az carrisrs-Quaran-
tines Are Lifted.
Three homes quarantined for diph-
iberia were released from quarantine
Tuesday afternoon and today, They
were George A. Holt. 1905 West Church;
Mrs. Margaret Dietrich. so7 West
Church street; and w. H.. Stackhouse.
2O5 North Sixth street. 4sl5t.
Returns from cultures taken from
the throats OF children OF the Rogers
school showed nine to be diphtheria
carriers They We're sent home ,Tnes-
day and their homes were tagged.
These children were George Lunham.
Biz West Main street; ALICE Hague
3O6 South Sixth street; Irene Ander-
son, 306 South Sixth street; Cora
Bassett, 521 North Third street; Dom
aid Frazey, LOT North Third street:
Frances Propp, All Park street: Mabel
Brooks. ITO North Fourth street; Ruth
Richardson, 519 North First street;
and Victor Anderson, 2o6 North, Sixth
street. 4 g I " s Il
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1916-01-19

the Christian church at st. Anthony.
Burial was In the Clemens cemetery.
Mr.. Borton was a native OF New
York City where he was born Jan. 30
1874. He had been resident of this
county since 1875. Death was due to
pneumonia, and followed short ILL
ness. Eleven children. eight sons and
three daughters. We're all present at
the funeral.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1916-01-19
probate Notice,

Office Of the clerk of the district
court. g
state ofsfowTaa, Marshall county S.
District court January term, A. y 1915.
To Whom 1t May Concern:
You and each of you are hereby
notified to appear at the court house in
Marshalltown, Iowa, in said county, g,
o'clock a. M, on the fifteenth day OF
February, 1916, to attend the proof Of
ana probating an instrument in writ
Ing purporting to be the last VIII and
testament OF Mary E.. Forsythe. late
Of Marshall county, Iowa, deceased, a!
(which time and place you will appear
Ind show cause. il any. why said will
Mould NOT be admitted To probate.
4 IN test i,nony wisareof,,ssI haze hereto
iibscribed my name and affixed the
VII of the district court, this eighteenth
ty OF. January A. .. 1916. J.
SfSEAL1 S. III. REILLY,
9 H. Clerk Of the District Court.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1916-01-19
Auxiliary Elects officers.

Officers were installed Tuesday aft
ernoon in the Knights of Columbus
hall by Marechal Neil Division. No. go,
G. l. "A. to the B. Of L. E. Mrs. NJ. B.
Morgan, retiring president. installed
the officers as follows. president, Mrs.
A. H. Donne!son: vice president, Mrs
Il. S. Brown; insurance secretary, Mrs
George Cummings; secretary Mrs. p
II. Conger:. treasprer,. Mrs. F. L
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1916-01-19
commandsry In.taIIs officers.

st. Alderman Commandery, No. 80,
Knights Templar, Installed officers
Tuesday night as follows: Eminent
Commander. DIR. H. G. Mueller; gem
eralissimo, Fred Wallace; captain gem
oral, John +. Frederick: senior warden.
s. II. Reilly: Junior warden b. B. ShoI-
5lenberger;; preiate. John W Wells:
treasurer, A. +. Balch: recorder. I. y
Forbes; standard bearer. Charles a.
Miller; sword bearer. J. g. Weatherby;
warden. George A. Olson; guards, Fred
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1916-01-19
Notice.

To whom it may concern. this Is to
notify you that have dissolved part
nership with ]. Cohen in the Star
theater at State Center, Iowa. All bills
due the partnership shall be paid to
me and all bills owing by the partner
ship will be paid by me. Fred Rich,
erOdt ..-
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1916-01-19
Small Fire at state Center.

Sparks are believed to have started
the fire that did slight damage to the
Arcade Hotel building in State Center
Tuesday afternoon. The roof was dis
covered on fire about $3.50. The dam
age is estimated at $50. c. r. Butler,
the proprietor and occupant of the
property, owns the building. The
prompt work of the fremen saved the
building.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1916-01-19

Hopkins, william Hellberg. and Clyde
III. stewart; sentinel, G.. Ewald.
John w. Wells. past grand com
mander of the Iowa Knights Templar'
was the installing officer, and George
Gregory, past commander. acted as
marshal.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1916-01-19
Teachers, Examination.

The January teachers examination
will be held in the office of the coun-
ty superintendent Of schools on We'd
nesday, Thursday and Friday. Jan. 20.
81 and %, beginning at a. m. G. p.
Shut, county superintendent.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1916-01-19

offered to the theater goers Of this city.
The feature act on the bill IL tho Gns-
mani Trio. sensational novelty equilis
brists. One OF the big time acts direct
from triumphal tour Of Europe.
Odeon.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1916-01-19

Spence chaplain. Mrs. @. M. Richard
SON. guide, Mrs. John OuIearn; sem
tinel. Mrs. Joseph benson. A business
session preceded the work OF the lodge.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1916-01-19

Coming to the Odeon tomorrow and
for Friday and Saturday. will be one
of the biggest vaudeville shows ever
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1916-01-19
Licensed to Wed

William F. Kuntz. carpenter, aged
81, and Laura Kendall, aged ~, both
of this city. So; 5
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1916-01-19
Funeral at St, Anthony,

Funeral services for James Borton,
who died Friday at the home of his
son, Nelson Borton, near Colo, We're
held Monday afternoon at 1880 from
The day book. [volume] (Chicago, Ill.) 1911-1917, 1916-09-13

A WORD FOR JAKEY.-Inasmuch
as The Day Book is considered to be
the best paper for a square deal,
would like to have The Forum friends
informed that although many news
papers, and more especially The Day
Book, are so vitality interested in the
Little Red schooIhouse, would call
your attention to the fact that Mr..
]. R. Lewis, proprietor and editor of
"The Masonic Chronicler" of Chi
cago, and whose integrity is beyond
question, is emphatically in favor (by
his articles in his paper of J. Loeb
and his ruling Of the school board.
1t seems to be that in the past year
there has been too much church and
state and politics mixed in the school
board, and that the teachers who
have been unfortunately made the
victims of his ruling are a part of the
plan to keep the Little Red school
tradition clean and pure.
Surely, if the Masonic Chroniclel
The day book. [volume] (Chicago, Ill.) 1911-1917, 1916-09-13

Illinois Bankers assn and an ex-
president of the American Bankers
assn, so the vote is a square deal"
Anyhow, here are the figures: Gov.
Willis, Rep. candidate for governor,
899; Ex-GOv. Cox, Democratic, can
didate for governor, 1854; for presi-
dent, Wilson, 742; Hughes, Al. Ac-
cOrding to that, Willis, Rep, might
carry Ohio by 100000 and Wilson,
Dem, by 100000.
So after all, sometimes most al
ways you can't hardly tell.
The day book. [volume] (Chicago, Ill.) 1911-1917, 1916-09-13
CORRECT DIAGNOSIS

FTTNNNTNOOTC
The physician had been called in
haste to see a small negro who was
Ill After a brief examination the
doctor announced: ''This boy has
eaten too much watermelon"
ooh, doctah!" expostUlated the
parent of the ailing one, "dey amt
no SIGH ting as too much watahmil-
lion. Dat niggah JUS ain got 'nOugh
stomach" Ladies' Home Journal.
The truth about some public fig
Ures is never known until they &C
quire monument and then it is sell
dom found on the monument.