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Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1916-06-21
New line Pickard's China at S. A.
Daniels, The Jeweler.

Mrs. F. K. Broadhurst, of Smithfeld,
N. O., and DR.. Lila B. Winkleman, OF
Goldsboro N. C. are visiting Mr.. and
Mrs. K. S. Broadhurst at their home on
Barlow street en- route to their home in
North Carolina from a visit to Hot
Springs, Ark.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1916-06-21
OLD-FASHIONED ROSES.

= OLD.FASHIONED ROSES. 1
= = 49, = 4 4 \ 4
They amt no style about 'em,
And they're sorter pale and faded,
Yit the doorway, here, without EN-
Would be lonesomer, and shaded
With good 'eal blacker shadder
Than the morning glories makes,
And the sunshine would look sadder
Fer their good old-fashion' sakes.
/ like 'em cause they kindo'-
SOrto' make a Teller like 'em!
And 1 tell you, when l find a
Bunch out whur the sun kin STRIKE
'em,
1t allus sets me thinkin'
a o. the ones at used to grow
And peek in thro the chinkin'
O. the cabin, don't you know!
And then | think O. Mother,
And how she ust to love eng
When they wuzn't any other,
Less she found 'em up above EN-!
And her eyes afore she shut 'em,
Whispered with smile and said
We must pick bunch and putt 'em
In her hand when she wuz dead.
But, as 1 wuz a-sayin',
They amt no style about 'em
Very gaudy er displayin,
But 1 wouldn't be without EN-
Cause I'm happier in these posies,
And the hollyhawks and SIGH,
Than the hummin' bird at noses
In the roses of the rich.
james Whitcomb Riley.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1916-06-21

Remember your health is of great
value to you, so preserve your health
Ly buying your food products from the
Ayashery, the SANITARY" Market.
Phones 50 and IA.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1916-06-21

Misses Genevieve Prather, Sa-
rah Britton and Evelyn Bell left to-
day for Plains, where they will visit
Miss Britton's grandparents, Mr.. and
Mrs. Armstead Dodson.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1916-06-21

JONES' BALsAM OF BENzoIN il
for you. A reasonable quantity of I'M
USUAL QUALITY. For all external
troubles where a liniment Is needed.
Ask about it; three sizes. Csc, soc and
$1.OO. All dealers carry it. Sold on
the moaey-back plan. 9-1m
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1916-06-21
Claude w. Chance, of Dawson, Ga.
was in Americas Wednesday afternoon

Mrs. t. J. Fay and little daughter,
Annie Lucille, left Wednesday morn
ing for st. Simons Island, where they
will spend couple of weeks with Mrs.
Fsy's sister, Mrs. V. H. Gaines. Mrs.
Gordon Heyes, who is now in Fitzger-
aid, will join Mrs. Fay there today, and
accompany her to st. Simon's.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1916-06-21

Miss Melva Clark is among the dele
gates from the First Baptist church
attending the B. Y. P. U. convention in
session at Moultrie.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1916-06-21

Green Peas, Corn, Okra, Butter
Beans, Snap Beans, Squashes, Cucum-
bers Catalogues, Peaches, Pineapples
and Grapefruit. Laney Produce Co.
Gilt
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1916-06-21

Miss Elizabeth McMaster, of Waynes-
boro, is expected Thursday, to be the
guest of Miss Matte Sue Taylor.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1916-06-21

Mrs. R. R. Duggar, of Reynolds, is
visiting her parents here, Mr.. and Mrs.
l.. A. Morgan.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1916-06-21

r. S. Oliver and family from Plains
were visitors in Americas today.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1916-06-21

lHeys, Mrs. S. A. Daniels, Mrs. John
Sheffield Mrs. H. B. Mashburn, Mrs.
Hollis Fort Mrs. E. NJ. Viquesney, Mrs.
Joseph Bryan, Mrs. A. C. Crockett, Mrs.
Harvey Weaver, Mrs. R. S. Broadhurst.
Those invited besides the club mem
bers were Mrs. William N. Humber,
Mrs. Frank Harold, Mrs. Wade Stack
house, Mrs. Mary B. Clay, Mrs. Dave
Andrews Mrs. S. F. Howell and her
house guest, and Mrs. G. o. Niles.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1916-06-21

]. Walter Trammell formerly OF
Lumpkin, but now Of Gainesville, Fla,
was in Americas Wednesday on bust
ness. Mr.. Trammell is now travelling
for a Baltimore house and is making
Gainesville headquarters. He left this
afternoon for Lumpkin his old home on
short business trip.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1916-06-21

We carry full line of Mansfield and
United States Tires and Tubes. w. G..
and G. A. Turpin. 13-tf
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1916-06-21

Fresh Trout, Shrimp and Grabs
Thursday at the Acme Sanitary Mar-
ket. Phone 574. 21-2t
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1916-06-21

Dance at Myrtle Springs Thursday
night, June End. Music by Pickens'
Orchestra. Gilt
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1916-06-21

Miss Lucille Green of Leslie who has
been visiting relatives in the city re-
turned to her home Wednesday after
noon.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1916-06-21

Glenn Colby has returned from Wis
consin, where he was called on ac-
count Of the Illness of his father.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1916-06-21

Mems Bathing Suits for sale ut High
towers Book Store.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1916-06-21

S. F. Parham, of Atlanta, was here
today.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1916-06-21

Don't forget Charlie Chaplin, at the
Opera House Thursday. Don't miss
seeing this $76O,OOO.0O man. lit
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1916-06-21

is conferred will be given diploma
recalling the services that the medal
commentaries.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1916-06-21

]. w. Barfeld of Columbus, was in
the city today.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1916-06-21

Take some stamp pieces ON your va
cation--cut price this week. ]. j.
Hardy. 19-ef
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1916-06-21

KryptOk Invisible BlfocaI glasses.
Bell, The JeweIer.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1916-06-21

Cut price sale on stamp goods this
week. ]. ]. Hardy. 19-tf
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1916-06-21

w. Jess Brown, of Atlanta, was a
visitor in the city today.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1916-06-21

Mr.. and Mrs. Alva B. Stewart, Mrs.
L. B. Newman and daughter, of Ma
con, were registered at the Windsor
hotel Wednesday.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1916-06-21

M. D. Addison, of Macon, was in the
city Wednesday.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1916-06-21

Capt. John A. Cobb left Wednesday
afternoon for business trip to At
lanta. He will return home Friday.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1916-06-21
YOUNG PEOPLES SOCIETY
WITH MRS. JOHN SHEFFIELD

The Young Peoples society of the
First Methodist church will hold a
shower party at the home of Mrs.
John Sheffield Thursday evening from
g to 10 o'clock. A full attendance is
desired.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1916-06-21

F. B. Goodwin left Wednesday after
noon for Albany on a short business
trip.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1916-06-21

L. T. Shackelford, of Dothan, Ala,
was in Americas on business Wednes-
day.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1916-06-21

Booty Turpin returned from Coch-
ran today where he had been visiting
for several days.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1916-06-21

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Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1916-06-21

Mr.. and Mrs. Alva B. Stewart of
Macon accompanied by Mrs. R. B.
Goodwin of Americas left Wednesday
afternoon in Mr.. Stewards car for a
visit to Albany.
Miss Thelma Duggar, of Reynolds, is
the guest of Miss Hattie Pope Morgan
for several days at her home on Furlow
street.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1916-06-21

nrnnnn-nnnnunnnnuonnnnuurn
New line Pickard's China at S. A.
Daniels, The Jeweler.
Mrs F. K. Broadhurst, of Smithfield,
N. e., and DR.. Lila B. Winkleman, OF
Goldsboro N C. are visiting Mr.. and
Mrs. K. S. Broadhurst at their home on
Barlow street en- route to their home in
North Carolina from a visit to Hot
Springs, Ark.
Misses Geneyieve Prather, Sa-
rah Britton and Evelyn Bell left to-
day for Plains, where they will visit
Miss Britton's grandparents, Mr.. and
Mrs. Armstead Dodson.
Remember your health Is Of great
value to you, so preserve your health
Ly buying your food products from the
Ayashery, the SANITARY" Market.
Phones 50 and IA.
Mrs. R. R. Duggar, of Reynolds, is
visiting her parents here, Mr.. and Mrs.
l.. A. Morgan.
Miss Lucille Green of Leslie who has
been visiting relatives in the city re-
turned to her home Wednesday after
noon.
We carry full line of Mansfield and
United States Tires and Tubes. W. G.
and G. A. Turpin. 13-tf
r. S. Oliver and family from Plains,
were visitors in Americas today.
Claude w. Chance, of Dawson, Ga,
was in Americas Wednesday afternoon.
Mrs. T. J. Fay and little daughter,
Annie Lucille, left Wednesday morn
ing for St Simon's Island, where they
will spend couple of weeks with Mrs.
Fay's sister, Mrs. " HI. Gaines. Mrs.
Gordon Heyes, who is now in Fitzger-
aid, will join Mrs. Fay there today, and
accompany her to st. Simon's.
-
Green Peas, Corn, Okra, Butter
Beans, Snap Beans, Squashes, Cueum-
bers Catalogues, Peaches, Pineapples
and Grapefruit. Laney Produce Co.
Gilt
]. Walter Trammell formerly OF
Lumpkin, but now Of Gainesville, Fla,
was in Americas Wednesday on bust
ness. Mr.. Trammell is now travelling
for a Baltimore house and is making
Gainesville headquarters. He left this
afternoon for Lumpkin his old home on
short business trip.
Mr.. and Mrs. Alva B. Stewart, Mrs
L. B. Newman and daughter, of Ma
con, were registered at the Windsor
hotel Wednesday.
M. D. Addison, of Macon, was in the
city Wednesday.
L. T. Shackelford, of Dothan, Ala.
was in Americas ON business Wednes.
day.
Booty Turpin returned from Coch-
ran today where he had been visiting
for several days.
Capt John A. Cobb left Wednesday
afternoon for business trip to At.
lanta. He will return home Friday.
| F. B. Goodwin left Wednesday after.
noon for Albany on short business
trip.
SEABOARD All
"THE PROGRESSIVE R
The Yale expositor. (Yale, St. Clair County, Mich.) 1894-current, 1916-11-02

ing in a country, he should be q sit'
son."
as that SOP" Zapp retorted. "Well,
if all the Americans living in Mexico
would of taken out sitson papers
there what would of happened to
'em2"
"The same as happened to 'em when
they didn't" Birsky said. "But, any
how, Zapp, might If all the Americans
which went to Mexico would of be-
come Mexican sitsons, they would Of
AmericaniZed the country maybe, and
instead Of revolutions down there they
would now got direct primaries and
referendums and conventions and all
that stuff, and instead of bull fighting
they would got moving pictures and
vaudeville"
"Then take it the other way about"
Zapp insisted. "Supposing all the Rus
slams which comes over here becomes
sitsons and starts in to Russianize the
country, would we be better off if in
stead Of Congressman and conventions
we would got grand dukes and po-
groms, and instead of moving pictures
and vaudeville we would got Russian
ballets, for instance?"
Russian balletsl" Birsky cried.
"T'phooeel"
"Then what the devil you are talking
nonsense, Birsky?" Zapp said.
"Aber the United States is a real
country" Birsky protested, 'while
Mexico-that'G something else again."
"You bet your life 1t is" Zapp said,
land when Teller goes to make a liv-
ing in Mexico, Birsky, there's only one
thing he should ought to take out
down there-not sitson papers but life
insurance"
Copyright, New York Tribune.)
The Yale expositor. (Yale, St. Clair County, Mich.) 1894-current, 1916-11-02
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this company guarantees both princi-
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Invest in Urban Realty SO Guaran-
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The Yale expositor. (Yale, St. Clair County, Mich.) 1894-current, 1916-11-02
~ SEE where the police gets after
the Teller which is running the
Russian ballet" Barnett Zapp

I<Y SEE where the police gets after |
the Teller which is running the
Russian ballet" Barnett Zapp
said as he glanced over the bill of
fare in Wasserbauer's Restaurant.
'SOme theayter managers is very
lucky that way" Louis Birsky, the
real estater, said.
'How lucky?" Zapp demanded.
Because what the police calls bad,
looks awful good to a whole lot of peo-
pie. Yes, Zapp, all that a show needs
is for the police to call it immoral,
and a couple of orchestra seats down
front becomes right away as valuable
as two perfect matched pearls from
ten carats apiece" Birsky said. 1.-The
next time 1 get roped in for such
thing l would go to an optician not
a Spectator and buy a pair of hun
dred dollar field glasses, and stand up
for dollar in the back of the gallery.
could save u lot of money that way"
"And was it so bad like the police
said?" Zapp asked.
"Well, I'll tell you," Birsky replied.
"You wouldn't think 1t to look at a
policeman what a delicate disposition
such a Teller has got. A New York
policeman will get red over something
in theayter which for years respect
able young fellers in the old country
has been taking their mothers to see
and neither of 'em turned a hair, y
understand. Also down at Coney
Island a policeman will hide his face
and holler for the police because a
lady has got on bathing suit which
If one of them actresses wore ii in
''Follies' show where they walk across
lplanks over the heads of the so-cailed
two dollar seats, understand, COM
pared with the other ladies in the
show you would think she was dressed
for starting out in an open oitermo-
bile to call on her husbands rela-
tons"
"Was the show so bad like the DO
lice said?" Zapp inquired once more.
"Well, I'll tell you" Birsky repeat
ed, "when the police receives letter
that show is immoral and they
should please look the matter up and
oblige Zapp, they try to put them
selves in the place of the average
theayter goer; but the only thing is,
they got an idee that people which
goes most to the theayter was never
in such a place before in their lives.
In particular, when 1t comes to
show like the Russian ballet where
the orchestra seats would cost five
dollars apiece at the box Office if they
was for sale there, the police thinks
that excepting the ushers everybody
in the theayter is visiting in New
York for the first time from a place
where they still got an idee that dol
mans is the latest up-to-the-minute de-
sign in women's outer garments, y
understand, and not being experienced
in posters by this here artist named
Bakst, they don't know whether it's
Ben Hur' or David the Shepherd
The Yale expositor. (Yale, St. Clair County, Mich.) 1894-current, 1916-11-02
MERELY A LITTLE MATTER
Sporting Mans Remark Something of
a Reflection on High Prices of
CanfieId's Restaurant.

Canfeld's restaurant adjoining the
famous gambling house in Saratoga,
had in its prime the reputation of be-
ing the highest-priced restaurant in
the world. It's patrons included
sporting men and gamblers. If they
won they could afford to pay the
prices; If they lost, there were other
eatinghouses.
Garfield was parading the veranda
one Sunday morning after his gam
bling house had suffered one of the
biggest losses of its history.
While he was parading, Tex Grenet,
San Antonio sporting man, came up
the walk.
"Well, boss" he said with mock So
licitude, "they tell me the boys
trimmed the faro bank last night"
"They did" answered Garfield. 1.-The
house closed forty-three thousand dol
lars loser"
"Oh, that1n be all right" Grenet
flashed, I'm going in now TO buy half
a cantaloupe." New York World.
The Yale expositor. (Yale, St. Clair County, Mich.) 1894-current, 1916-11-02
SWAMP ROOT STOPS
SERIOUS BACKACKE

When your back aches, and your blad-
der and kidneys seem to be disordered, re-
member it is needless to suffer-go to your
nearest drug store and get a bottle of DR..
kilmer's Swamp-Root. 1t is a physician
prescription for diseases of the kidneys
and bladder.
1t has stood the test of years and has
reputation for quickly and effectively
giving results in thousands of cases.
This prescription was used by DR.. Kill
mer in his private practice and was 80
very effective that it has been placed on
sale everywhere. Get a bottle, SOC and
$l.O0, at your nearest druggist.
However, if you wish first to test this
great preparation send ten cents to Dr..
Kilmer & Co., Binghamton, N. Y, for a
sample bottle. When writing be sure and
mention this paper.-Adv.
The Yale expositor. (Yale, St. Clair County, Mich.) 1894-current, 1916-11-02

said, "and the trouble with you is,
Birsky, that you amt got no magma
ton"
Maybe 1 amt" Birsky agreed,
"aber when the book says: Mrs. Fa-
TINA Harris is the favorite wife of
Sultan Charles 2. Harris y'under-
stand, and couple of hundred young
ladies comes out and dances ii for
you, for all you understand what they
are driving at they might just so well
be dancing: This theayter with every
seat occupied can be emptied in three
minutes. Look around now and walk,
not rum or that the management re-
quests the ladies to remove their
hats. 1 claim to got just so much i'm
agination as anybody else, Zapp, but
with this here Russian ballet it amt
enough that you should be mind read
er. You've got to pe leg reader and
that's all there is to it."
might it's because you amt ac-
quainted with the Russian language
maybe" Zapp suggested. you take
Russian ballet which amt in the
country two weeks, understand, and
naturally they couldn't even talk the
English language let alone dance it."
"Then how did the police get on
that it was immoral?" Birsky asked.
probably they sent a policeman
there which speaks Russian" Zapp
said. They've got such fellers on the
police force, Birsky. There is even
policemen which can shake down
saloon keepers in every European Ian
guage, and Chinese and Hebrew, also,
Birsky, and besides, Birsky, what
business do you got supporting Rus
sian ballet? / thought you was
against the Allies"
me against the AlliesT Birsky ex-
claimed. "How can you say such a
thing? I've got just so many custom
ers which is for the Allies as against
'em, Zapp-more even, and / am per-
fectly neuter about this here war.
sitson now going on twenty-five years,
and 1 think that that oitermobile fac
tory out in Detroyit is quite right
which wouldn't give jobs except to sit
sons"
"Aber IL everybody done the same
thing, Birsky, what's going to become
Of the greenhornsT Zapp asked. 'It
takes FIVE years to get to be a sitson,,
and in the meantime they must got to
starve. Is that the idee? It's like all
them advertisements you see for ex-
perienced statesmen. If every concern
done the same thing, Zapp, a sales
man would got to start in as a new
beginner with at least five years ex-
perience as a salesman"
'Or else lie aDout it," Birsky said.
"Aber you couldn't lie about being a
sitson," Zapp continued. you've got
TO show the papers"
"Well, maybe this here oitermobile
concern says hat they wouldn't pro-
mote nobody unless he becomes a sit
son." Birsky admitted.
seven So Birsky went on, my idee
is that a Teller sh 'uld become a sit |
The Yale expositor. (Yale, St. Clair County, Mich.) 1894-current, 1916-11-02
Emotions.

Emotions are what you have when
you are all stirred up; for example,
when you are in love or when a note
which you had previously forgotten
suddenly falls due. Also, when you
think you are writing poetry and when
you are leading one who is practically
q total stranger up to an altar, where,
by previous arrangement and design,
you have stationed a gentleman with
power tc cause you more future trou.
BILE than you have ever dreamed Of,
Science tells us that something cannot
come out of nothing, yet emotions
seem to do this. A calm, placid lady
whom you have known and trusted for
years will suddenly have emotions
which will create an area Of disturb
ance extending for miles in all direc.
tons Emotions are felt but not seen.
II you could see an emotion coming
with the naked eye, you might be able
to avoid IL. Some men can thus avoid
emotions when they see their wives
coming, but not when they have emo
tons themselves.
Emotions are of various kinds and
are variously expressed; New York
policeman expresses his with O club,
and every dog with tho end of his
tail.-Life.
The Yale expositor. (Yale, St. Clair County, Mich.) 1894-current, 1916-11-02
His Grief Not Deep.

With face that vainly endeavored
TO appear mOurnful, and eyes that
strove to produce respectable flow
of tears, Patrick Murphy O'Dolan en-
tered a diapers shop.
81 want We to tell me-" he began
"phwat the custom is for tn wearin'
iv mournin'-the depth of it, / mane?"
We'll" replied the assistant, "Of
course it varies. If it's near relative
band of black on the sleeve or hat,
and for more distant friend black
tie is enough"
For some moments Patrick Murphy
ODOlan considered
''Give me u shoelace," he said, at
last. It's me wife's mother. London
Tit-Bits.
The Yale expositor. (Yale, St. Clair County, Mich.) 1894-current, 1916-11-02
unpremeditated Hoax.

The measles were making their an
nual round of the juvenile population
of the community, and Flossie was
very veXed because she didn't catch
them. She felt that nice little vaca-
ton was being denied her. One day
she came rushing into the schoolroom,
clapping her hands with delight.
"Oh, Miss Nichols They're coming
down the avenue"
"Who?" asked the teacher, hurrying
TO the window and looking for-she
knew not what.
"The measles Bessy Tubbs, right
on our corner, has just got them, and
now it'll be my turn next P-New York
Times.