The Redwood gazette. [volume] (Redwood Falls, Minn.) 1873-1940, 1916-02-09


Once upon time wistful looking mar
was asked what he was thinking of an(
he replied, II was just thinking If hat
some meal I'd have some mush, if hae
some milk" Most wishes are just about
that futile.
The Minneapolis Journal refers to Wis
itors from st. Paul as "the folks from
down the river" Now it's only fitting that
St. Paul should refer to Minneapolitans
as the VILLAGERS residing between here
and Hopkins"
Nothing doing, Independent! Redwood
Falls scribes are for peace at any price
and are not only too proud to fight but
too proud to look on fight. However
they do believe in preparedness" and there
will be good supply of muzzles on hand
Keith Clark, the lady of the Watch Tower
in the st. Paul Dispatch, queries what
Is Work, Really?" We'd have to give the
lady a real demonstration in our shop
or in the kitchen on Monday morning, to
make her realize the reality of the real
ness.
The Gazette has nothing against either
Frankson or Estabrook-nothing for them
either for that matter. But, anyway. we
are not fond enough of them to open our
columns to them free of charge just be-
cause they send along some good looking
plate"
AS a little matter of diversion at Red
wood next summer, we suggest that the
hosts arrange for grand free-for-all be-
tween Editors Eastwood, Hayden, Day,
Reynolds, Liesch and Erickson. Any ap-
plications to act as seconds ?-Currie In
dependent.
,rredSfIadley says he isn't very long on
IF girl has cute nose and curly hair
it requires nothing but a good dinner, a
little music and a little autosuggestion
for man to persuade himself that he and
she are spiritually and mentally mated"
Exchange.
Fred Hadley says he isn't very long on
religion but he never Intentionally harmed
anything in his life. We regret that we
can't say as much. Once we went at a
mosquito that had lit on our massive brow
went at him with intent to kill, we must
confess Got him, too!
Several persons were startled last We'd
nesday by meeting person who had all
the appearance of a strayed lumber-jack
on the streets of Redwood Falls. But it
was a perfectly harmless person-being
only the Secretary of State in his Saint
Paul Carnival sport clothes.
Chas. E. Elmquist of the Railway and
Warehouse Commission recently returned
from Washington and makes the startling
statement that railways and state officials
disagree. Chas. could have been saved
the long eastern trip if he had just come
to Redwood County-we have an honor
able citizen here who could have told him
that right off the bat.
There is some class to domestic sciA
ence teacher who will give lecture, just
at the beginning of leap year, on home
economics, showing that it doesn't cost
much to start up housekeeping
person who knows how. The fact that
said d. s. teacher took her own audience
of young men right along with her makes
it all the more classy"
The Milwaukee Leader was forced to use
a. considerable number of stars and dashes
in quoting from stenographic report of
recent speech by Rev. Billy Sunday. And
yet it was only short time ago that the
Gazette was criticized by local admirer
of Rev. Bill for not sometimes reprinting
his sermons. The Gazette aims at all
times to protect the morals of it's linotype
operator.
The single four-throw crankshaft, the
single camshaft, intake manifolds and the
specially light pistons may all be seen
slowly performing their Junction. says
the Minneapolis Journal in commenting
on the excellence and clearness of the Cad
lilac demonstration at last weeks auto
show. It may speak for clearness and un-
Outstanding to the fortunate speakers of
automobile language. To the uninitiated