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The Dickson County herald. (Dickson, Tenn.) 1907-1979, 1916-06-02

age, The room was the property OF
o man living near the hygtenic labora.
tory, and although tho monkey was
The occupant thereof for only an hour.
Maai he DID 70 the apartment vas
aplenty iIe made gay with pair
OF trousers. smashed a large banquet
lamp and tore OF IL square yards OF
wall paper
The trouble started when the
monkey left the laboratory without
pexmissioE For several weeks he
Aad been confined In cage In the
The Dickson County herald. (Dickson, Tenn.) 1907-1979, 1916-06-02

Mother. who was the strongest
man :" said Johnnie, %
Why. Samson, | think said his
mother. ~ho was not very certain
about history. sacred or otherwise.
Well, how long war hs Champion
asked Johnnie. another qasstion which
his mother could not answer
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The Dickson County herald. (Dickson, Tenn.) 1907-1979, 1916-06-02

the OF faces and
himself from straight jacket
wek.cwn performing his outdoor advertising
the White House which
while windows.
Arss the absorbed the antics
newshoy be seemed tho
The Dickson County herald. (Dickson, Tenn.) 1907-1979, 1916-06-02

DO you enjoy grand opera"
Very much" replied Mr. Camrox
II had Il to do over, I'd be a grand
opera singer myself"
But you cant sing
That's why I'd choose grand opera
I caat carry tune very well; but !
cnn boiler iike ererything
The Dickson County herald. (Dickson, Tenn.) 1907-1979, 1916-06-02


Be published the directory
Members would be quickly acquainted with officials
the
the
would b. nominal hundred dollars
When Congressman Ragsdae
Walsh
Congressman Smith
tnend jocular Walsh
have the hngpnts aid In the Identification
The Dickson County herald. (Dickson, Tenn.) 1907-1979, 1916-06-02
Even the President Couldn't Resist This Show

remains the becomes president OF the United
The Dickson County herald. (Dickson, Tenn.) 1907-1979, 1916-06-02

vei.ings and separate wells are made
In narrow widths with marrow borders.
The border reaches to the chin 90 that
the vsn covers juat tina face. No 10.
centric methods Of drAping have ap
peared 20 tar In the seasons his,ory,
unless we class the harem veil. which
has been introduced Tor the motor.
lat under that head. Many OF the
new motor wells are OF VERY thin chit,
ton and some OF taafn arc circular
suspended from an elastic cord tina.
holds them IN place abort the Ia, in
the manner shown for The face ysu
pictured ks-a
The Dickson County herald. (Dickson, Tenn.) 1907-1979, 1916-06-02

HUWAH NIEUEBpaHY IHNH HMIbuEhkfa-
plies la that annual publication
Furthermore. the house voted In.
formally to include In the Barnhsrt
printing hsii an amendment aathorizs
ing publication OF photographs In the
directory.
An amusing debate, participated
Ia by handsome and not 20 handsome
members OF the house. preceded the
adoption OF the amendment. Con.
gressmen Edward OF Georgia and
Smith OF Idaho sponsored the amend,
The Dickson County herald. (Dickson, Tenn.) 1907-1979, 1916-06-02
Public Health Service Monkey Causes Trouble

EcArsE innocent but bewhed monkey belonging the public
- health locked while citizen OF Washington
looking the anlmas anteeent the United States sued fog dam
The Dickson County herald. (Dickson, Tenn.) 1907-1979, 1916-06-02
Mystery Of the Missing Reindeer Is UnsoIved

G no the reindeer Is the department
the Interior II deep dark Herbert
Rotary 10 the Affects hey
The Dickson County herald. (Dickson, Tenn.) 1907-1979, 1916-06-02

THE mind cure may be all right
but the patient must have O rntId uS
his own to start with.
The Dickson County herald. (Dickson, Tenn.) 1907-1979, 1916-06-02
IbHTNKTlC)|VALET
.CApIIAL. AfTAIpS
congressman Want Portraits in the Directory

III AsHINGToNThe
" signed recommending
CongreaI directory the hooEsph Of the AS members
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1916-09-14
Calls for Bids.

Sealed proposals will be received at
the mayors Office, Rock Island, Ill,
until 9 O'Clock a. m. Sept. 16, 1916. for
painting bridges No. 8 and No. over
Rock river. Specifications on file at
the office of the mayor.
WILLIAM McCONOCHIE, Mayor.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1916-09-14

diers on the western front. of the dec
Grafton with the Croix de Guerre by
The French government in apprecia~
tioa o. their services OF William =.
Clyde. Jr.. and Caleb James Coats
worth, who for the past month have
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1916-09-14
Amcricqns Gain Decoration.

London Word has been received
nv the American Volunteer Motor
Ambulance corps which Is supplying
and operating ambulances for the
TRANSFORMATION of wounded French sol
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1916-09-14

this thing is heavily taxed; while, at
tha same time. the speculative invest
ment of capital in bare. unimproved
earth is taxed lightly, On the theory
mat the bare land is yielding no in
come
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1916-09-14
been working AZ verdun

been working AZ Nerdun.
Mr.. clyde. who Is from New York.
is a graduate OF Yale OF the class OF
1901, and Mr.. Coatsworth. who resides
in Buffalo. Joined the corps about a
year ago.
The day book. [volume] (Chicago, Ill.) 1911-1917, 1916-07-25
IS are living in the health and

comfort Of nature.
The StrOut children, free to roam
through cool woods and along cool
streams, are strong and healthy.
StrOut and his wife are in better
physical condition than ever before.
AS to the problem Of the high cost
Of living, the Strouts have solved
that to such an extent they are build
ing a little home of their own near
where they have been living in the
dugoUt
The StrOUts are spending $3.50 a
week. StrOut is putting away more
than half the money he earns at his
trade of carpenter.
when we moved out here" says
Mrs. StroUt, our friends said we
would all die of pneumonia. None Of
us has been sick a day.
This beats many of the places in
the city where we had to pay $40 a
month rent
I'VE have a bedroom partitiOned
off with curtains. We use a part of
the remaining space as a dining
room and another part as a kitchen.
We use one corner as a coal bin in
the winter, another for the china and
silveTware, and the other two as
clothes closets.
Eve spend an average of Sc a
week for food. We have meat twice
each day and vegetables Of all kinds.
Our new permanent home will not
cost as much as it would some folks
because my husband is a carpenter
and I am going to help him build
it. The outdoor work will do both of
us a lot Of good"
Winter with it's billiards. and sum-
mer with it's heat and sickness have
no terrors for this little family which
turned its back on the city and went
back to the cave dweller age.
And their reward for this odd ex-
pertinent? Perfect health instead Of
a fight against disease and a home of
The day book. [volume] (Chicago, Ill.) 1911-1917, 1916-07-25

neighbOrhOOd, where folks even hes
itate to get their beer in bottles.
Billy started his commercial career
as a vendor of 'ice cold lemonade
made in the shade" But the lack Of
enthusiasm shown for lemonade
caused Billy to get the idea that may
be the folks around Euclid avenue
weren't so dry" as they boosted. So
Billy dashed into his basement and
returned with a case of beer.
A few moments later a new sign
appeared on Billy's. stand. " 1t read:
"Beer-twO glasses for a nickel"
Billy's fortune was made. There was
a grand rush to BiIly's stand and for
a few moments Billy thought he'd
have to hire a few extra bartenders.
Then Reform in the person of Billy's
grandmother appeared and did
Carrie Nation to his thriving bust
ness. But Billy went to bed 80 cents
richer last night.
SODALITY HALL OPENING IS
SCHEDULED FOR TONIGHT
The Sodality hall of Holy Family
Catholic church, W. 18th and S. May
SITS, one of the finest of it's kind in
the city, will be formally opened to-
night.
The building, of steel freprOOf
construction, contains an auditorium
seating 900, with complete stage ac-
cessories, banquet, billiard, indoor
baseball, lounge, reading and cloak
rooms, shower baths, two libraries,
gymnasium and locker quarters.
An elaborate program has been ar
ranged for tonight
Washington. - BattIeshiP Texas
led navy in gUnnery merit for year
1915-1916,
Rocky Ford enterprise., 1916-04-14
FROM CIRLHoOD TO OLD
AGE WOMEN ARE HELPED

At the FIRST symptoms OF any d.
rangement Of the feminine organism
at any period Of life the one safe. really
helpful remedy 10 DR.. Pierce's Favorits
Prescription for every conceivable all.
ment and disease Of womanly nature.
It is woman's temperance medicine
and its ingredients are published on
wrapper.
Dr.. Pierce's Favorite Prescription 10
a true friend to women in times Of
trial and at times Of pain when the
organs are not performing their func.
tions. For headache. backache. hot
flashes. catarrhal conditions. bearing
down sensations. mental depression,
dizziness, fainting spells. women
should never fail to take this tried and
true women's medicine.
Rocky Ford enterprise., 1916-04-14
War Makes Geosraphers.

The war has made geographers of
US all. 1t seems that 1t has also In
creased the Londoner's knowledge Of
London. Six wounded officers. all
Londoners born and dwellers in Lon
don. were offered motor trip from
their hospital the other day. They
selected Hampton court as their OBJ
jective. and only one of the party
had seen It before. It is a common
saying in London that only the Wis
itor really sees the city, and there
is at all events an element of truth In
the statement.
There is q certain middle-aged COM
mercial man Of high standing In Lon
don. Londoner by descent. birth and
lifelong residence. who. though he has
seen the Blue mountains Of Australia
and the Victoria falls of Africa. has
never been inside Hyde park. West
minister abbey or st. Paul's Cathedral.
Manchester Guardian.
Rocky Ford enterprise., 1916-04-14
Statistical State
ment Shows . DIvl.
dsnd Of $3.50 In
1915.

1t has Just issued certified statement
of its operations for the years 1919,
1913. 1914 and 1915. This Company
has had for the past few years about
1900 acres in wheat and between 200
and $50 in oats. The total operating
and general expenses for 1912. includ-
ing interest at SO and depreciation at
1916. were $12.587, for 1913 $17.60e. for
1914 $1s.72s. and for 1915. $2s.so4.43.
Expense per acre of land in crop was
$3.50 in 1912. $11.67 in 1913. $11.7o In
1914. and $17.s7 in 1915. Total re-
ceipts were $15.531 in 1912. $30.6s1 in
1918, $31,589.87 in 1914. and $62.520.26
In 1915. Tho percentage earned upon
capital invested was 61k% in 1919.
s0% in 1918. 20 Is in 1914. and 5oE in
1915. in which year It paid cash divi.
dend Of $50.
The company's statement shows
that tho average dates of finishing
seeding was April goth; tho average
date commenced cutting was August
18th.-Advertisemen
Rocky Ford enterprise., 1916-04-14
U. S. POSITION MADE DIFFICULT
BY NEWS THAT BERLIN FREES
U-soATS OF BLAME.
FRONT CRUSHED
TEuToNs CAPTURE TWO Posi-.
TioNs SOUTH OF HAucouRT
OVER MILE LONG.
Western Newspaper Union News Service.

western Newspaper Union News Service
Berlin. April 1.-THE German gov
ernment announces that no German
submarine or warship was responsible
for the explosion which damaged the
British steamship Sussex. When Ger
many, on April 5, handed Ambassador
Gerard an interim note replying to the
inquiries of the United States govern
ment regarding the Sussex and four
other steamers, the matter of respon-
stbtlity was still in doubt and the in
yestigation was still proceeding.
The Associated Press was authori-
tatively informed that the investiga.
tion has now been completed; that
all the craft which might possibly
have been involved in an attack on
the Sussex have reported, and that
from the reports of their commanders
1t is absolutely certain that the Sussex
was not destroyed by a German tor
pedo. and that Germany is in no wise
responsible for the disaster.
From the material at hand it will
also be possible to reply to the Amer
lean inquiries regarding the steamers
Englishman, Manchester Engineer,
Eagle Point and Berwindvale. and es-
tablish, according to the German con.
tention, that no blame attaches to Ger.
many.
Washington.-Germa disclaimer
of responsibility for the destruction
of the channel steamer Sussex sur.
rounds the position Of the United
States In the present submarine situa.
ton with further difficulties. and may
turn action. II any be taken. from the
Sussex case itself to the accumulation
of ships destroyed without warning
since Germany gave assurances gov
erning the submarine campaign.
London-The systematic lombard.
ment of the city Of Rheims was re-
sumed three weeks ago and continues
with increasing intensity.
Berlin reports the capture of two
strong points of support to the south
of Haucourt. which passed recently
into German hands, an entire French
position along a front OF more than a
mile and a quarter coming into Teu'
tonic possession.
The Bethincourt salient. which. for
weeks, had projected like wedge
into the German lines northwest OF
verdun. has been evacuated by the
French.
Two more British steamers have
been sunk. Nine men are reported
killed In the attack on the steamer
Chantilla by a submarine.
Violent fighting is taking place on
the Austro-Italian front, the Austrians
being on the aggressive In several
sectors and reporting considerable
successes with the capture Of numer-
Gus prisoners.
Violent attacks delivered by Ger
mans against new French line are re-
pulsed.
Paris reports capture Of $50 yards
of German trenches southwest OF
Douaumont.
Rocky Ford enterprise., 1916-04-14
AnachronIsm.

Nearly all Of the prominent business
men of America have some connec.
tion with the church; many Of them
are conspicuous leaders Of Christian
enterprise. Industrially they are Doc
tor Jekyll: enthusiastically they are
Mr.. Hyde. What use is there in gloss,
Ing the matter? They are proud OF
being lust and fair where It is an
economic necessity: they are brutally
callous where II is q religious grace.
The employer who dare not rip a
faithful but gray.haired mechanic from
his lathe and throw him upon the
mercy of the community will tear a
faithful but gray-haired preacher
from his pulpit and drop him upon
the lean. cold bosom Of charity.-Jo.
seph H. Odell in Atlantic.
Rocky Ford enterprise., 1916-04-14

Rev.W. II Warner Kidneys were at
fault, 90 I took Dodd's Kidney Pills.
They were the means Of saving my life.
On Feb. 16th, 1916, write to say that
undoubtedly your medicine restored
me to perfect health.
Dodd's Kidney Pills. Soc per box at
your dealer or Dodds Medicine Co.,
Buffalo. N. Y. Dodd's Dyspepsia Tab
lets for indigestion have been proved.
Soc per box.-Adv.
Rocky Ford enterprise., 1916-04-14
SALTS If BACKAcHY OR
KIDNEYS TROUBLE YOU
Eat Less Meat u Your Kidneys Aren't
Acting Right or u Back Hurts or
Bladder Bothers You.

When you wake up with backache
and dull misery in the kidney region
1t generally means you have been eat
ing too much meat. says q well-known
authority. Meat forms uric acid which
overworks the kidneys in their effort
to filter 1t from the blood and they be-
come sort Of paralyzed and loggy.
When your kidneys get sluggish and
clog you must relieve them like you
relieve your bowels; removing all the
body's urinous waste, else you have
backache, sick headache. dizzy spells;
your stomach sours, tongue is coated.
and when the weather is bad you have
rheumatic twinges. The urine is
cloudy, full Of sediment, channels Oft
en- get sore, water scalds and you are
obliged to seek relief two or three
times during the night.
Either consult good. reliable physi-
clan at once or get from your pharma-
cist about four ounces Of Jad Salts;
take . tablespoonful In Q glass of
water before breakfast for Q few days
ana your kidneys will then act fine.
This famous salts 10 made from the
acid Of grapes and lemon Juice. com
bined with lithia, and has been used
for generations to clean and stimulate
sluggish kidneys. also to neutralizs
acids in tho urine 20 1t no longer irri-
tates. thus ending bladder weakness.
Jad Salts II . life saver for regular
meat eaters. It IL inexpensive, cannot
in1ure and makes q delightful, effer.
vescent lithia-water drink.-Adv.
Rocky Ford enterprise., 1916-04-14

LADIES CAN WEAR SHOES
One size smaller after using Aliens Foot
Ease, the antiseptic powder for tho feet.
Shaken into shoes and used In foot-bath,
Aliens Foot-Ease makes tight shoes feel
easy, and gives instant relief to corns and
bunions. Try II today. Sold everywhere,
&c. For FREE trial package. Address,
Rocky Ford enterprise., 1916-04-14

neuralgia, cramps
IN my muscles,
pressure or sharp
pain on the top Of
my head, and nerv.
ous dizzy spells. I
had other symp-
toms showing my
Rocky Ford enterprise., 1916-04-14

Very few farmers cultivate the habit
Of keeping careful accounts Of their
receipts and expenditures. showing at
the end of the year balance. either
for or against. The farmer OF Western
Canada Is no exception to this. 1t IL
felt II more careful bookkeeping were
resorted to there that much better re-
Rocky Ford enterprise., 1916-04-14
Much More Refined.

DO you mean to say the finger of
suspicion is pointed at Mrs. Gadder?"
"Oh, dear no! That is never done
in our set. But when she appears
there is q perceptIble lifting Of eye
brows."
Rocky Ford enterprise., 1916-04-14
SAVED MINISTER'S LIFE.

Rev. W. H. Warner. Route 2. Myers.
Vile. Nd. writes: My trouble was
sciatica. My back was affected and
took the form of lumbago. also had
Rocky Ford enterprise., 1916-04-14

When a man isn't capable Of earn
Ing living the only thing left for him
to do is to get a political Job or break
into jail.
Rocky Ford enterprise., 1916-04-14

Wilson consratuIates King.
washington.-Presid Wilson con-
graduated King Albert Of Belgium on
the celebration of his forty-first birth
day anniversary.
Rocky Ford enterprise., 1916-04-14
A. g. DRAKE.

NOTE:-When your kidneys get
sluggish and clog. you suffer from
backache, sick-headache. dizzy spells.
or the twinges and pains of lumbago.
rheumatism and gout. "Anuric" is the
most powerful agent in dissolving
uric acid, as hot water melts sugar.
up by Dr.. Pierce, in 50-cent packages.
Rocky Ford enterprise., 1916-04-14
New Strength for Lame Backs
and Worn-out Conditions

Dear Mr.. Editor:
I suffered from lame back and .
tired. worn-out feeling. Was unable to
stand erect and scarcely able to get
around. It would usually come on at
first with crick In small Of my back.
I took Anuric Tablets and my back
commenced to get better. did not
have to walk doubled over as I did
before using the "Anuric." 1t Is the
best remedy I have ever taken for
what It is intended to relieve.
Rocky Ford enterprise., 1916-04-14

An obese woman tries to console
herself with the belief that she knows
some other woman who is fatter than
she is.
Rocky Ford enterprise., 1916-04-14
TROOPERS TO PROTECT EL PAso.
RaIders Said to Have Dashed over
Line Near Columbus, Cut Fence
and Escaped.

Ell Paso, Tex, April ia civilian
who arrived here Sunday from Column
bus reported that additional troops are
being hurried south into Mexico from
the base as rapidly as they can be
provided with transportation and
equipment.
Ell Paso officials made representa-
tions to the military authorities with
the result that two infantry battal-
ions were sent from Fort Bliss to
serve as reserves to the patrols on
guard every night in the principal
streets here. The police officials say
they fear trouble with Mexicans in
Juarez, the garrison of which city, 1t
has been reported, planned to revolt,
massacre all the Americans in Juarez.
and attack Ell Paso.
Dispatches from Columbus indicate
little is known at military headquar-
ters there of the development in the
campaign south of Satevo. but no un.
easiness is expressed.
Bob Burman, Aide and Guard Killed.
Corona, Calif.-Bob Burman OF De-
troit, noted automobile racer; his me-
chanician, Eric Schroeder of Chicago.
and a track guard are dead as result
Of the overturning of Burman's car
in the Corona road race here. Several
spectators were injured, five seriously.
The race was won by Eddie O'Donnell
who covered the 301 miles in hours,
20 minutes So seconds. Joe Thomas
was second with a time of 3:36:01.
and Eddie Pullen third, with 3:3S:36
2-5. Teddy Tetzlaff and r. G. Durant
finished fourth and fifth respectively.
Rocky Ford enterprise., 1916-04-14

suits would be OBJ.
tanned and shown.
There IL the case
of the Crowfoot
Farming Co., Of
Crowfoot, Alberta.
Rocky Ford enterprise., 1916-04-14
Does not
Fear
Expressions.

here to Western Canada. hero We have
found . healthy climate: the acre
yields ON an average more and wheat
is better than in South Dakota. What
concerns the Government. up to now
We have had . good one. have been
able to live according to our creed and
have not been oppressed In any way,
and / believe: All Mennonites, who
live according to the fundamental be-
liefs Of the Mennonites and to Gods
word, a. their guide. will agree with
mo.
He, who. here in Canada. will and
does work. will not want. So much a.
an answer.
Remain your friend,
(sgd.) DIEDRICH GOOSSEN.
Rocky Ford enterprise., 1916-04-14
IN WESTERN CANADA
"He Who Will and Does Work will
Not Want"

As in tho United States It ~ said.
that the Mennonites in Canada are
very much oppressed, and have to SUI
fer from . great deal (on account Of
the War in Europe) and l have been
requested to write something about
this, will do 80.
I came with my parents A. D. 1874.
Rocky Ford enterprise., 1916-04-14
War on Dirt,

Whats this? Your house is all
torn up. Things are wreck"
MY wife has started her house
cleaning Offensive
Rocky Ford enterprise., 1916-04-14

parents A. d. 1874,
from Southern Rus
sia to America,
South Dakota, and
A. D. 1907 ! came
with my family
Rocky Ford enterprise., 1916-04-14

household effects transferred to the
new post. The average loss of each
officer is estimated to have been Is
cents mile, or $215.47 for each pro-
motion or transfer"
The Washington times., 1916-12-06

WHERE THEY ROLL

National capitai-Ingiesides VS.. Co,
lumbians. at National Capital.
Mt. observation-disclosures VS.. Pirates,
at Arcade.
MISUNDERSTANDING VS.. Sanitary
Grocery, at Southeast.
Commercial-Judd and Detweiier Va.
Southern Railway. at Palace.
Postoffice--Station II VS.. Super.
visory: Registry VS.. Substitutes. at
Postoffice
Capital Clyde Luxe VS.. Bureaus.
Departmental - Commissioners vs..
Agriculture, at Palace.
Arcade--Arcadians vs.. Kings Palace.
rGeorsetown commereiai-cavanauRh
and Kendrick vs.. &. and c. supply
Company, at Georgetown.
columbia-webers vs.. cannons, at
Bureau Of Engraving and Printing
Reds VS.. ElectriciAns, at RathskeiIer.
Capitol Hill-Deweys VS., Jays, at
Rnights OF columbus-sslvadcr. VI.
Isabeilas; Ninas VS.. christophers, at
Agriculture Interbureau-States Re.
latfons VS.. Forest Service. at Casino.
NEUTRALITY-SUSPICIOUS. Va. Tariffs.
Bankers-FrAnkiin vs.. Bank Of
Washington, at Casino.
decentralization VS.. Accounts, at
washington city Tenpin-commis.
sioners VS., Interior, at Royal
Observation-Disclosures VS.. Chillum,
at fayetteville.
The Washington times., 1916-12-06

Pitchers wish that ~ Cobb wouiS sr.apats.