The herald., 1916-04-06
SANDY BEND
IN PERIL
By NJ. QUAD
ColyrIGht. 1919 hy Mcclure News
paper Syndicate.

court had cried Hear ye. three times
the judge arose and said:
Men Of Sandy Bend. if / speak IN
a broken voice and my chin quiVerH
when | talk it is because am fceiin
such eminent emotions as | have moi
felt in twenty years before.
why this emotion: Why do stand
here with the tears ready to fail at
any minute:
81 will tell YOU what is the matter
though you know rs Wen as | do. We
have been iightin' civilization for thir+
" years. and at last We are licked
Yes, my friends, ! hate TO say the
word. but we are licked.
What was that which awoke Sandy
Bend from its happy sleep at daylight
the other morUin'? What was that
noise that jumped us out Of our blan.
kets and caused us To look at each
other as if we had Weakened in another
land?
foot! loot! Toot!
YES, great hevvingS, 1t was the foot
of locomotive on the new railroad,
only five miles away, which is TO run
into Sandy Bend next week. Think
Of tia railroad into Sandy Bend,
That's one of the p'ints we have been
licked on. 1t has wanted TO come here
for the last fifteen years, but our guns
have kept it away.
YES. my tears fall and my chin
wabbles as | talk of civilization COM
In to this happy community. We have
hung horse thieves, about one a week,
for years past. About once a week
also some man has been shot for hold
in five aces at poker.
MY tears fall afresh as | realize
Sandy Bend has been little paradise
on earth. And now it is to be crushed,
wrecked, ruined forever as the right
kind of Il town TO live in. Why, the
Chinymen will make their skiddoO, and
the dogs will run away from 1t! Since
that toot of the locomotive the other
mornin' there has been man here
to see about u street car line. A street
car line for Sandy Bend to take the
place of the cayuSe!
And along comes a man who says
Sandy Bend orter have waterworks.
Is 1t any wonder that three or four
men tainted away on hearin' of It?
And along comes another man and
says we are to have gas works.
Hasn't Sandy Bend got along with
tallOw candles and kerosene torches
all this time, and has anybody kicked
about It?
Here is q most beautiful and happy
spot. There are mountains all around
In the mountains grows the grizzly
bear, and the wild Indian hunts for the
white mans scalp. The sun ever shines
there. There are no spring floods. The
winter don't freeze a man to death.
The birds twitter, the jack rabbits play
about like lambkinS, and there is Jest
shOOtin' enough to keep the blood in
good circulation.
And all this is to be wrecked and
ruined and brung low! What for?
That the thing called civilization may
move from east to west and gobble
up everything in its path.
And what do we get by the change?
We get the plug hat and cane; we get
the tan shoes and red necktieS; We get
the dress coat and the eyeglass; we
get the poodle dog and the class of
men who are not much better.
IF we remain here amid all these
changes we have got to dress differ
ent, live different. act different. And
how many days do you think the Lord
will give us! Why. well begin to die
OFF like flies in hailstorm. and inside
of six months the toughest of us will
be laid low. Civilization won't even
let us be buried With our friends I'D on
the hillside, but the newcomers will
start what they call q cemetery and
sell the land off at so lot and make
law that anybody who dies has got
to be buried there.
Now, about myself. AS q court of
jestice ! haven't given you much law,
but | have given you jestice as I'M
derstOod it. If ! have made any error
1t was an error of judgment and not of
the heart There will come along i'm n
few weeks a man to take nv place.
He will run this court accordin' to law.
There will be a dozen lawyers in tie
room, and no dogs admitted. One law
yer after another will get up and CAB:
one witness after another will tell the
truth or lie about it. 1t will take that
thar court whole day to try q case
that you have heard me decide in five
minutes.
THE question is being asked on ev-
cry side, What kin be done? Kin any
thing be done? doubt 1t very much.
but we will hold a public meetin' to-
morrer. If we kin raise a hundred
men to go out to the new railroad and
Shoot off the hundred men workin'
there mebbe we can hold civilization
back a year or two longer or altogeth-
er. Let every man in Sandy Bend be
at the meetin' !omorrer with two guns
and a determination TO defend our
rights or perish in the attempt.
Thar is n case here before this
court 1t Is that Of Bill Savage agin
Ace High. the Chinyman who does our
washee. They got into a squabble
about an old shirt and drew their guns
and fired bullets at each other. Bill
may be in the right or Ace High has
the right on his side. | amt goin' into