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East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1916-04-10
And In a Very Dry Town.

Residents of West Webb street pc
titioned the council for an arc light
at the corner of Webb and Marie.
Councilman Penland recommended
instead that a light be installed at
Webb and Jane.
I'D like to know why Mr.. Penland
would give 1t TO Jane rather than to
Marie said Councilman Ed Murphy
wed" said Penland, Marie is al
ready pretty well lit up"
Not So. Not So.
First Citizen-"Why do they call u
the WEAKLY" Bulldogger?"
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1916-04-10

with pans IN her
back and sides every
month and they
would sometimes be
$50 bad that it would
seem Ike acute in
hammation Of some
organ. She read
your advertisement
lin the newspapers
and tried Lydia E.
lPinkham's Vege-
In ahle Comnound
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1916-04-10

More than 1000 miles of macad-
am roads have been ordered built in
Afghanistan since the ruler of that
country became the owner of an au.
tomobile.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1916-04-10
TOHNA WARNS SpORTSMEN
NOT TO VIOLATE Fish Law
STATUTE REGULATES FISHING IN
NETGHBORHOOD OF ANY
FTSHwAY.
Warden


Deputy Game Warden Tonkin
has issued the following statement
relative to fishing regulations:
Section 127 of the oregon Fish and
Game Laws provides that It shall be
unlawful to take fish within 500 feet
below any flshway except by hook
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1916-04-10
And He Did.

Ralph Knight played center field
for Pendleton in the first part OF
the game yesterday. Charlie Hoskins
came TO bat and one Of his admirers
called out to him. "Hit It to Knight.
Tonight nothing" replied Charlie
"Ill hit It right now"
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1916-04-10
A Natural InfeFence.

Hearing that Sheriff Taylor nad
arrested a man wanted In Waila wal
Ia Walla for stealing from the militia
Jim Estes was moved to wonder
whether the law would regard the OF
tense as a "militious'' crime
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1916-04-10
Our weekly Limerick.
WIN NJ. peterson.

That booming barrister, Bill Pete
At grandiloquence cannot be beat
He ne'er does invent
A plain compliment,
But d~ecorates It up with platitudes O
encomium and %panegyric.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1916-04-10

now?"
Second Fan-"I dunno. II was
nothing to nothing when the game
started and l haven't kept trackof it
since"
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1916-04-10
Anto-suegeshon.

Now that a Umatilla Indian girl
owns an auto, some wag has ALREADY
come forth with the remark that
someone auto own the girl
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1916-04-10
which Isn't Nourishlng.

About all the Oregonian got out Oh
its recent vote was a good deal Of
chaff.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1916-04-10
OBJ Oaeaklp @uLIOOgger
MONDAY, April. 10. 1915.

Second Cit don't know unless
I. is because it has poor circulation. "
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1916-04-10
cain or Currency Preferred.

G. o. Rinehart said the other day
he would give ten dollars to get MS
name in the Bulldogger and We are
willing TO take a chance on his wore
once.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1916-04-10
YOUNG WOMEN
MAY AVOID PAIN
Need Only Trust to Lydia E.
Pinkham's Vegetable Com
pound, says Mrs. Kurtzweg.

Buffalo, NY" My daughter, whose
picture is herewith, was much troubled
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1916-04-10
In AEemOriam.

Alone on the depot platform,
Bathed in the cold winters breeze,
Stands an empty S-gailon beer keg,
With nothing in it to freeze.
shorn Of it's lost former glory,
Drained of its last amber dreg,
Beerless, bungless and rriendless,
Stands an empty S-gallon key.
-Arco Qdaho) Advertiser.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1916-04-10
In NLemorIam NIxum

But atop of the old OAK sldeboard
Stands a little brown stone jug.
Two dozen quarts of amber hue,
And a stein, or fine old mug.
Cold winds may blow around the keg
That stands on the depot platform,
But the little stone jug and two dozen
quarts
will manage some way to keep
warm. Echo News.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1916-04-10

Professor Garner has discovered
that monkeys have a vocabulary OF
more than twenty words, and we
hopefully suggest that our friend
Boyd might bring about an improve
mentn in the Athena Press by sign
ing one of them for his editorial
staff.-Weston Leader.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1916-04-10

The story comes from Portland that
Johnnie Luck staged a rapid disrob-
ing act on washington street the 9TH
err day and almost caused a riot.
He was standing in the street with
his foot on the curb. talking TO a
friend. Suddenly he let out a yell like
a Commanche warrior and leaped
twice his length into the air. AS he
struck the ground he yelled again
and peeled off his coat. Still whoop-
ing and to the accompaniment OF
jack-in-the-box and whirling dervish
movements. he began stripping off
shirt and pants.
Traffic stopped and a crowd began
to gather In a half minute about 500
people had c~ongregaved. and police
began arriving from all directions
Mailman someone cried. Hes
crazy" shouted another.
Cray, hell" said the excited John
1--WE got a rat up my pants-leg," and
so he had, one of the rodents Of the
gutter variet having taken refuge
there.
The Daytona daily news. [volume] (Daytona, Fla.) 1903-1926, 1916-03-10
Optimistic Department, Devoted to
Cheering Up The Land of Sunshine"

Whoop-ee, Got pinched yesterday.
Yep, got pinched. Got knocked down
and dragged in fer smokin' That
some offence-smokin' Smoking on
a public thoroughfare in Daytona-
that's what the law got me for paid
my fine. Sure. l paid my fine.
Whatd you think I'd do-go to Jail p?
l couldn't go to jail. Just naturally
had to pay my fine. You see, the Jail
was too crowded-they had another
man in there. Just to justify myself,
| couldn't help smoking My car was
burning too much oil. Any car'lI
smoke with too much oil
Now, here's bit Of verse that may
interest the bachelors, because it will
make EN- think what they hight have
done, an dit will make the old maids
sorry for turning him down Of they
ever had the chance, and it will make
the married folks laugh Oh. yes. the
married folks'ill laugh They KNOW,
All right. James. turn of the bath
He'll be ready to splash after he pc
ruses this:
The Daytona daily news. [volume] (Daytona, Fla.) 1903-1926, 1916-03-10
THEY CALL 1T LOVE

Forget to 20 to bed at night,
Forget your coat and tie;
You think that all the world is bright
The moon is in the sky.
Forget to do your daily chores,
Forget the rain above
You long to wander out of doors,
When someone whispers love"
1t is funny sickness, too,
1t seems SO blamed absurd
She slips away alone with you,
But you can't say a word.
The world looks on and smiles and
smiles,
For humans understand;
You loose yourself in miles and miles
OF dreams of Romanceland.
So steal her for your lifetime mate,
And take her while you can;
For if you wait for tickle fate.
You'll be an also ran"
THE WEATHER MAN,
BY Eugene Jones.
The Daytona daily news. [volume] (Daytona, Fla.) 1903-1926, 1916-03-10
JONES' CARNIVAL Be
HERE EARLY MONDAY

Johnny J. Jones big carnival aggre-
alton will open up in Daytona next
Mognday and viii be located on the
city island for the entire week.
That the carnival has a mission, is
an undeniable fact that it has come to
stay. is evidenced from the fact that
they are securing stronger hold
upon the middle classes who cannot
afford expensive trips abroad and to
the larger cities.
The man of means takes his vaca-
ton during the heated term and with
wife and children takes a rest from
his business to the watering places,
mountains and even to the foreign
countries
All these beauty spots have their
forms Of Boardwalk at
Atlantic City, Luna Park and Bowery
Of Coney Island; Black Pool, London
Paris Court Paris, its White City-in
fact all the world reveals in play
grounds for those who rae fortunate
enough to be able to enjoy them. But
how about those whose means are
such as to prohibit this expenditure
in travel and luxury? All work and
no play makes Jack a dull boy
The walls Of the work shop become
mockery and the workman pines for
a little festivity, and he looks with
coyetousness upon the favored few.
He loves his family and feels that he
lis but machine so far as affording
them little recreation. He has the
heart and soul and love, but the light
er side OF life would be lost to him
were it not for these combinations
which bring to his very doors the
same feature (modified to be sure), as
are seen at the worlds merry-making
resorts. The cost is nominal and with
in his reach. He can take his whole
family and has the opportunity to Sc
lect that which appeals to his fancy,
and when he returns to his labors be
IS little poorer in pocket, still rich in
the memory Of the fact that he has
contributed to the happiness OF his
own. Johnny Jones has taken all
these facts into consideration and has
arranged for a program OF events to
which all are invited
The wild animals are instructive
and all the larger cities have their
geological gardens Mr. Jones brings
these little things to our very doors,
and then little singing, dancing.
vaudeville, minstrelsy and the riding
devices. An evening or an afternoon.
IN the open air is a healthy rtquisition
The Daytona daily news. [volume] (Daytona, Fla.) 1903-1926, 1916-03-10

which nature makes for its subjects
There are the curious people, the side
shows. the upside down riders. bands
OF music and orchestra.
There is q human animation il the
carnival structure which is not found
il any oLi.erb rancn Of the show world.
Soul meets soul in sensible jest,
laughter and sweet music, and then
comes contentment and rest Build
the carnival well, then, that it may
endure.
The Daytona daily news. [volume] (Daytona, Fla.) 1903-1926, 1916-03-10
7iiHIEW EAz!E H!IER

FOR FLORIDA: Fair tonight
and Saturday with a rise in tenn
persture this evening, except in
extreme northwest portion of the
state. Winds, light, shifting.
The Daytona daily news. [volume] (Daytona, Fla.) 1903-1926, 1916-03-10

Mr.. and Mrs. E A. Reed, Of Nil
waukee, and Mr.. and Mrs. George An
derson, Of the same place, prominen
residents Of Wisconsin's largest city
are visitors to Daytona for prolonged
stay, and are registered at the Ridge
wood hotel for their sojoura.
The Daytona daily news. [volume] (Daytona, Fla.) 1903-1926, 1916-03-10

Mr. and Mrs. c. S. Blakeslee, well
known people Of Chicago, are among
the recent arrivals at the Ridgewood
where they are expected to remain
for an indefinite sojourn.
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1916-05-25
Degrees For w. E. Mickey
and Marcel Won Bereghy

Annville, Pa. May 25.-The class of
1916 at Lebanon Valley College has
included in its number two well-kpown
former Harrisburg athletes who will
receive the degree of bachelor of arts
at the tiftieth annual commencement
exercises to be held the first part of
the month of June. Marcel Won
Bereghy and William T.. Mickey the
former an alumnus of Harrisburg
Tech and the later member of the
1911 class at Harrisburg Central, have
the distinction of being elected cap
tain of the track teams at both h'gn
school and college.
Won Bereghy was a member of the
football eleven during the past four
years and also a track man during the
same period. For two years he held
the intercollegiate record in the shot
put and was also point winner in the
discus and hammer throws. After
graduation Won Bereghy will assume
charge of n coaching position in a
southern college.
Mickey has played a guard position
on the varsity football team for three
years and was member of the track
team for the past four years. He was
also a member of the championship
relay team of 1914, which won first
place at the University of PennsylNa-
MIA relay carnival in that year. Mickey
will continue his academic work and
will enter Harvard the coming Fall as
student in the graduate school of
business administration.
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1916-05-25
Tickets to the North Pacific Coast
That Fit Your Pocketbook

You can take a trip to the North Pa
CifC Coast at a specially reduced price
and INCLUDE any points of interest along
the way that you wish
/ would like to tell you just how
much of this delightful country YOU
can incorporate in one trip and which
is the best way to go. l can tell you
how to be economical both as to time
and as to money.
/ would like TO tell YOU something in
addition 10 what YOU already know of
the bewitChing West; something about
the Parks, the cities. the resorts and
the hotel accom- .odatiOus.
Then. too, I would like to tell you
about BURLINGTON Service-iust what
this boulevard railroad offers you in
comfort and pleasure, just how you are
looked after every minute that you are
with ii. and how every want is antici-
pated and attended to.
Just call al my office and we will go
over the matter together and I will out
line and tell YOU the cost of a trip that
will sound pretty good to you. If it Is
more convenient for you to send your
address on a postal card, 1 will, when
] receive 1t. send you some pictures
maps, and reading matter on the part
of the West that you are most interest
ed in.
VIM. Austin. General PASSENGER
Depts. c. b. Il .. r. r. Co, sos Chest
nut Street, delphia.-Adyertise
ment.
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1916-05-25
Reception For Graduates
of Dauphin High School
.Sbecial to the Tclecrnhh

Dauphin, Pa, May 25.-NeXt We'd
nesday evening the Alumni Associa-
ton of the Dauphin high school will
give reception to this years grad
uating class at the home of Mr.. and
Mrs. Lewis Heck, corner of Juniata
and Schuylltill streets All the MEM
bers of the association are requested
to be present. On Sunday evening,
May 2S, the Rev. a. r. Robb. pastor of
the Lutheran church, will preach the
baccalaureate sermon to the gradual
ing class. The commencement eXer-
cises will be held in the Methodist
Episcopal church on Thursday even
ing, June l. First honors have been
taken by Joseph Kennedy apd Max
Long is salutatorian. The other MEM
bers of the class are Miss Alice Min
skier, Miss Anne Hager, Miss Luella
Strohm. Miss Esther Shaffer, and Miss
Ruth McElwee.
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1916-05-25

Beginning with tomorrow and con-
tinuing until May 80 in the First Bap-
tist Church. Second and Pine streets,
Harrisburg, Bible Conference will be
held under the auspices of the Month
ly Bible Conference Association, found
ed October 1913.
One of the teachers of the confer
ence will be the Rev. George E. Guile.
A minister of the Gospel who had re-
signed his pastorate to give his entire
time to a Bible teaching ministry. A
man of rare teaching ability, author
of Bible study booklets, among them
Isaac and Rebecca" and The Judg-
ment Seat of Christ; extension lecturer
of the Moody Bible Institute of Chi
cago.
The Rev. Guile has been here be-
fore and made a lasting impression on
all who heard him. The Rev. Guile
will speak as follows
Friday afternoon, THE Salvation of
Believers; Friday evening, THE Posi-
ton of Believers; Saturday evening,
The Sonship of Believers" Sunday
afternoon, $50 o'clock, "The Reward
of Believers; Monday evening, The
tIleSInOOu OIL beleNGGS TUESDAY al
ternoon, The Bridehood of Believers" 4"
Another of the conference teachers
will be the Rey. William l.. Pettingill.
editor of Serving and Waiting, dean of
the Philadelphia School of the Bible,
and author of several books on Bible
exposition. Mr.. Pettingill has a vigor-
Gus but gracious method of teaching
the Word of God, that makes deep
impression on his hearers. The Rev.
Pettingill will speak as follows:
Saturday afternoon, The Mystery
of Godliness"; Sunday morning, 1890
o'clock Jesus Christ Our Hope; Sun
day evening, 7.30 o'clock, THE End OF
the Age; Monday afternoon, THE
Wise and Foolish Virgins" Tuesday
evening, THE nnminence of the
Lords Return"
All these sessions to be held in the
First Baptist Church. Second and Pine
streets. Bring your Bible and note
book.
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1916-05-25

stElEblttl anu ny
keeping it up for some time got well
and strong again. At other times
used Fayorita Prescription for the
troubles preceding childbirth. l used
1t a number OF times for this purpose
and always with the best results
MRS. E. E. STUCKE. 1912 Otter st.
When a girl becomes a woman, when
q woman becomes q mother, when a
woman passes through the changes OF
middle life are the three periods of
life when health and strength are most
needed to withstand the pain and dis
tress often caused by severe organic
disturbances.
At these critical times women are
best fortified by the use OF Or. Pierce's
Favorite Prescription. an old remedy
Of proved worth that keeps the entire
female system perfectly regulated and
IN excellent condition.
If you need help get DT. Pierce's Fa-
vorite Prescription in liquid or tablet
form from any medicine dealer to-day.
Address Doctor Pierce, Invalids' Hotel,
Buffalo, n. y, and get confidential med
ical advice entirely free, also book on
woman's diseases.
TIE modern improvement in pills
Doctor Pierce's Pleasant Pellets. They
help Nature, instead of fighting with
her. Sick ard nervous headache, bill
business -ostivencss, and all derange-
ments Of the liver, stomach and bowels
are prevented, relieved, cured,
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1916-05-25
Suit Goes to Court to
Test Liquor Shipping Law

Lcwistown, Pa. May Is. = 4 hear
ing that was to be had before Magis-
trate Van Natta, in the case of J. E.
Watts, local agent for the Adams EN-
press Company, has been waived for
court at the request of the officials
of the company. Watts, stands
charged with having furnished eX-
press packages containing intoXicants
to persons of intempetate habits
known as habitual drunkards. The
suit was brought by Constable Leonard
SaNton, of this place This is dry
territory and much liquor is shipped
in here from many sections of the
country and the suit has been brought
for the purpose of testing the law.
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1916-05-25
Man Struck by Automobile
Crashes Into Windshield

Mt. Union, Pa, May %. - Lloyd
Bare, a farmer residing a half mile
east of town. while walking along the
State Highway was struck by an auto
mobile run by Samuel Brown, of AL
lenport. He was thrown into the air
and landed head first into the wind
shield, which cut his head and face.
He is in n critical condition at the
office of DR.. Gregory.
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1916-05-25
DISTINCT 6. S. OFFICERS

Waynesboro, Pa, May %. = Om-
GERS were elected by the Sunday School
District No. 2 at Rouzer-
vile. yesterday afternoon as follows:
President, b. +. Hartman; vice-presi-
dent, Scott Cunningham; Recording
Secretary, c. e. Heller; Correspond
ing Secretary, Mrs. ]. b. McCleary;
treasurer, II. r. Rinehart.
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1916-05-25
Building Bridge Across
Juniata River at Mt. Union

Mt. Union, Pa, May %. The
Aetna Powder Company has just
brought here 80 carpenters from New
York City, who will be paid 80 cents
per hour and will do special work in
building bridge across the Juniata
river, which will he used by the East
Broad Top Railroad TO get coal into
the plant and as a means for the
men from Mt. Union to get to the
ulant
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1916-05-25
Recent Deaths in
Central Pennsylvania

Waynesboro. - Mrs. Anna Holl-
niger Oller, one of Waynesboro's old
est citizens. died yesterday at her
home aged l91 years. She is survived
by these children: Mrs. Mary Har-
baugh, Harry b. Oller, f. j. Oller and
Miss Rebecca Oller all of the city.
Waynesboro. Miss Grace Re-
becca McCleary, died on Tuesday
night, aged 81 years. She was a mem
ber of the graduating class of the
Waynesboro High School in 1909, and
belonged to Trinity Reformed church.
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1916-05-25

judgments for these sums filed against
~ c. Freck and Co, Millersburg. At
torney J. Clarence Funk represents the
Messrs. Munson.
The actual claims amount to some
thing under $4,000, and they were filed
in 1882. The interest charges have near
~ doubled the original sum. Accord
ing to the law, which is being tested
now for the first time in this county, if
no claim for unpaid judgment is made
within twenty years, the burden rests
upon the plaintiff to prove his claims.
EXOncrate Civic Club. - At it's meet
ing Yesterday the County Commission
ers decided to eXonerate the Civic Clubs
new quarters, at Front and North streets,
from county taxation. The city au-
thorities will probably follow suit
Charges False Arrest. - Alleging
that he was arrested and locked up in
Jail for fifty days on Il trumped-up
charge, of which he was never guilty,
because he wouldn't pay S35, Steve
Mandic to-day began "A $1,000 slander
suit for damages against Simo JoZovac.
FIN Date For Tie Decisions. The
County Commissioners tomorrow will
fix the dates for drawing the straws to
settle the dozen or more tie votes for
committeeman voted for at the Spring
primaries. All the election returns
were sealed away to-day in the new
steel ballot boxes.
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1916-05-25
ORCHARD MEETING

A big orchard meeting and basket
picnic will be held in connection with
the fifth annual meeting of the Cum
berland County Fruit Growers Asso-
citation in the orchards of the Rev. D.
w. Allison of Shippensburg, Wednes-
day, May 81. A musical program will
be given in the morning followed by
lunch. In the afternoon addresses
will be made by State Zoologist II. A.
Surface, on Soil Management in the
Orchard" and by Aaron Newcomer,
of Waynesboro. on Peach Market
ing"
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1916-05-25
TRACK MEDALS ON EXHIBITION

1t was announced this afternoon
tha the medals for the annual Gram
mar School Track Meet, which will
take place on June first at Island Park
will be on exhibition in the window
of Bogars Sporting Goods Store to-
morrow morning. The cup which was
won by the Technical High School in
the Interscholastic meet last Satur-
day will likewise be on display.
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1916-05-25
THIs NURSE KNOWS

"Of all the medicine ever used freely
say that for superior merit there is
none so good as Blackburns Casca-
Royal-Pills for constipation, coated
tongue, bad blood, stomach, liver and
powell disorders. Mrs c. c. Acker-
man, Council Bluffs. Iowa. Sold by all
drug stores. 10c and 25c.-Advertise-
ment
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1916-05-25
WEST SHORE BOARDS TO MEET

Lemoyne, Pa, May 25. - A meeting
of the school boards of the West Shore
will be held in the Lemoyne Trust
building this evening to consider the
matter of consolidating the High
Schools of the district into one Cen
tTal High School
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1916-05-25
LUTHERANS IN SESSION

Aspers, Pa, May 25. Adams
County Conference of the West Penn
sylvania Synod of the Lutheran church
is now in session in Christ Lutheran
Church. Ministers and laymen from
this and York counties are present.
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1916-05-25

Prescription. Once
when 1 had over
worked from nurs-
ing small children
through scarlet
fever, I was so
weak I had to be
carried UP a Il d
d ow stairs. I
was led to use
'FavOrite Pre-
r..,,.f .f,,Af,-,s ,nI h-
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1916-05-25
TEST CLAIM OF
80 YEARS AGO
c. LaRue Munson Figures in
Unique Suit in Local
Courts

For the first time
in the history of the
y a Il p h 1 II County
Courts, proceedings
We're begun to-day
to legaliZe thirty
year-old Judgment
claims amounting to
close to $4,000. when
G. LaRue Munson
and Robert II. Mum
son, executors for
the estate of Edgar
Munson. Williams
port, started an ac-
tion to revive the