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Omaha daily bee., 1916-12-12
HELP WANTED-FEMALE
Stores and Offices.

STENOGRAPHER. Mfg, firm. $50.
STENOGRAPHER. insurance. $50,
FILING CLERK, young lady, s55.
NO FILING FEE-only so cents to IN
vestigate references.
THE MARTI CO. 1897 W. o. W. BLDG.
STENOGRAPHER and clerk. small office,
very little shorthand. mostly typewrtt-
ing, some general office work salary $40.
Western Reference & Bond Assn. Inc,
752 Omaha National Bank Building.
STENO. and Dict Opr., SO to fS5; Bkkpr.,
out OF town. salary depends; Steno. and
Btkpr., $50 to $65; Steno.. $50 typst $40.
WATTS REF. CO., $40 Brand. Theater.
WANTED-Girl for wrapping and labelling
In our warehouse. Sherman & Mcconnell
Drug Co.. 18th and Dodge.
Professions and Trades.
WANTED-Girls with common school edu-
cation. between IS and 20 years. to take
up local and long distance telephone work.
c. f. Lambert. 1917 Douglas st.
Omaha daily bee., 1916-12-12
Household and Domestic.

MONIES, la.
Household and Domestic.
WANTED-A reliable girl for general house
work; would like Bohemian. but must
speak English. Harvey 1879. S6l9 Far
nam
wANTED-CoIored girl for general house
work; must be neat and clean. Phone
Tyler 1915.
WANTED-A middle aged housekeeper for
elderly man. Good home for right party.
References required. Box a1oi, Bee.
WANTED-A competent girl for general
housework; must be good cook; good
wages; no washing. Call Harvey 667S,
WANTED-Compt cook. in family; no
laundry work; good wages Mrs. W. A.
Fraser, a02 No sad. Wal. 32l2.
If YOU want your piano tuned before Xmas
and tuned right. better call early. Chas. l..
Fish, Piano Tuner Webster 1856
wANTED-An exp. white girl for general
h. W; must be good cook. Highest
wages. Ref req. Harvey 1866.
perienced housemaid Apply EOS S. S2d
Ave Phone Harvey 2os
wANTED-Housekeep middie-aged. for
small apartment house. For Information
Gag Web. 3O45.
EXPERIENCED colored girl for general
Homework, 3617 Farnam, Telephone Hair
ney 1915
WANTED - Housekeeper, middle ICED
woman; no objection to one child. 2204
Monroe st.
Observation-Disclosures second girl; refer
ences required. Mrs. +. T. Hamilton. e1o
s. 32d Ave.
WANTED-Woman to work for herself and
husbands board. 5ol S. cath. Phone
South 1885,
wANTED-Good girl for general house
work. Call Har. 2l33 or 1901 Hamilton.
COMPETENT girl for general housework
Call Harvey 23t1. 327 So. 37th st.
COMPETENT white girl fo- general house,
work. Phone Walnut 367.
SCHOOL girl to assist with homework. 81. 50
per week. Web. 1889.
Omaha daily bee., 1916-12-12
HELP WANTED-MALE

Drug Positions-All States
COOPERATIVE REFERENCE CO.,
1o15-1s City National Bank Bldg.
TAILOR wanted all around man: Steady
work; SIS per week, Busch Tailoring Co.,
Plattsmouth, Neb.
HELP wANTED--l0 carriage and auto
trimmers. Ameister & Son Co., Sacra-
mento, Cal
Statesmen and Solicitors.
Omaha daily bee., 1916-12-12
BUSINESS CHANCES


wAHo6 mill property for sale. The prop
erty OF the Wahoo Mill Co., consisting of
600 Dbl mill and 20, 900 bu. elevator, large
flour house, steam power plant with Cor
liss engine, will be sold at Wahoo, Ne
brasks, on Tuesday. December. 10. 1916,
at 2 o'clock p. m. to the highest bidder.
This property Is complete and tn running
order, Is located on one-haf block Of
decided land and on siding of c., B. G. Q.
X. r., with switch to c. & N. W. r. r.
No incumbrance.
Wahoo Is the county seat Of Saunders
county, town OF $500 pop. located in
the finest wheat belt Of eastern Nebraska.
Further information gladly furnished.
Ed Lehmkuhl. Trustee.
WISH to sell my moving picture show in
Omaha. 1t is one of the few that are
making money and you will be surprised
when you learn which one 1t Is. Close
in best equipment and must be sold by
January |. VIII sell part cash and the
rest terms, Deal with owner direct and
save big commissions. Address soS7,
Bee.
wANTED-Agents throughout Iowa and
Nebraska to sell SPRING OILERS for
autos. Every car needs them. All auto
distributors, garages. etc, recommend
them. s24.50 will handle large county.
Money refunded II can't make good.
g. W. L. SPRING oILER CO., OMAHA.
ooS brdhuels Dug
In the ELEVEN Months of 1915
Tho Bee gained. $3.50 paid ads
MORE THAN DOUBLE
the COMBINED gain of the other
two Omaha papers
Lowest Rate, Bes. Results. Best Service
ONE THOUSAND DOLLARS will buy a
substantial interest In successful manu-
featuring plant near Chicago. Full par
ticulars from Lewis 4 Co.. Box 44s, Ham
mond, Ind.
DO YOU WISH TO SELL YOUR BUSINESS
AND TURN IT INTO CASH7 If SO.
SEE OMAHA SALVAGE Co. 76o OMAHA
NATIONAL BANK BLDG.
MOTION picture machines, (new and re-
built). theaters, supplies. Omaha Film
Exchange. los So. 18th st.
WILLIAMS, esta blisbed % years. To buy
or sell business see him. al Mctagus
Bldg. Reference. U. s. National Bank.
DOwD Sale and Auction Co. Omaha, have
closed out more mdse stocks than any
FOR SALE--Good. clean stock Of hard
reason for selling. Be quick. Address
257, Bee.
If YOU want to sell or buy a business or
rooming house call on Busch & Borghoff,
73o World-geraid Bldg. Phone d. sals.
WE BUY, we sell motion picture theaters.
machines, feature films. Cooperative
Film and supply Co.. s1o Bromley Bldg.
FOR SALE by owner. drug store. dwelling
and stock; square dea:. Address owrer.
slS West 9Th Ave. Denver. Colo.
RESTAURANT in a good town, doing good
business, good fixtures. at a bargain. Ad
dress, 722 Bee.
TO GET In or out of business, cali on
GANGESTAD. t22 Bee Bldg Doug. SAT-.
GUARANTY plan; get in or out business Ali
statcs. F. v. Kniest Bee Bldg. Omaha.
Rooming Houses.
RooMING HOUSES. all sizes. great bar
gains. 40 Rose Bldg. Phone Tyler 2%s7.
7-RooM flat, steam heated, all modern !:
price reasonable: downtown. Call D. 1857.
2l6 N. nth St--Rooming house, 8 rooms
heat furnished, selling cheap. Doug. 1854
Omaha daily bee., 1916-12-12
FLORISTS.

BEsT QUALIT- CUT FLOWERS or
plants Art Combinations shipped every.
where. Excellent service to our custom
ers In past years recommend HESS q
swoBoDA. 1915 Farnam St Doug. 1901,
LARGEST ASSORTMENT OF fresh flowers.
delivered or shipped anywhere. l.. HEN
DERSON. 1913 Farnam 81. Doug. I2sS
Omaha daily bee., 1916-12-12
Saleswomen and Solicitors.

Educated, refined young
women wanted to take up
our work the first of year.
Prefer those with road
craftsmanship expe rience.
School of instruction free.
Salary proposition. Mid
land Lyceum Bureau, Des
Moines, Ia.
Omaha daily bee., 1916-12-12
FOR RENT--ROOMS

ATTENTION. ROOM HUNTERS:
II you fail TO find the room you
desire among these ads call at The
Bee office for a Room List--Gtves
complete detailed description of va
cant rooms in all parts Of the city.
IL more convenient phone The Bee
Want Ad Dept. and give your name
mailed to you at once. New lists are
issued every week
Omaha daily bee., 1916-12-12
LEE L. LARMON

1919 Douglas 81. Doug. s2A
PARKER Flower Shop, al s. 18th. D. 500.
a DoNAoHUE. 1872 Harvey. Doug. 1901
BATH. National Florist 1904 Farnam St
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1916-06-23
Orphans Court.

The Orphans Court of Cecil
County was in regular session June
10 and Ia.
Sundry claims against estates of
deceased persons were examined
and passed.
Bonds Approved.-Bond of Han
nah ]. R. Creswell and William
Selby, executors Of Mary B. Nc
Intire; bond of Mary K. Mearns,
executrix of Stephen J. Mearns;
bond Of Martha r. Foard, admins
tratrix of James H. Foard; bond of
Edward G. Wilson, administrator of
George Miller; bond of Maggie s.
Jamison, Administrative of Alfred G.
Jamison; bond of Clifton G. Laws,
administrator c. t. a. of George Free
man; bond of Lindsey r. Bristow,
executor of Mary A. Bristow; bond
of Alderman B. Seminar, admins
traitor of Edward Charsha; bond of
S. Ella Hyland, administrative C. t. a.
of Joseph r.. Manning.
Accounts Passed.-First and final
account of Harriet M. Roman, ex-
ecutrix of Samuel t. Roman, and
distribution struck on same; final
account of Alderman Seminar, ex-
ecutor and trustee under the will of
Eli s. Seminar, and distribution
struck on same; first and final &C
count of Granville L. Riley, admins
traitor of Ebenezer J. Riley; second
and final account of Mary e. Walls,
guardian of Martha A. Walls.
Court adjourned to meet in regu-
lar session July IL next.
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1916-06-23
THEODORE.

Mr.. and Mrs. Ellis Isaacs, of
Leslie, spent Sunday with Mrs.
Richard Anderson, who has been
quite i'll for some time past.
Mr.. Oscar Kibler and son Robert
of Wilmington, were Sunday visitors
among friends here.
Mr.. and Mrs. Roy Armour,
Pleasantville, N. j., are spending
some time with Mrs. Anna M. Let's.
The stork paid visit to the home
of Mr.. and Mrs. Nic1Ie, leaving a
baby girl.
Mrs. Ross Irwin, is entertaining
her sister, Miss Mae Mckinney of
Oxford, and Miss Alice Mckinney of
Wilmington.
Mr.. J. J. Edmundson of Eddy
stone, was SATURDAYS -Sunday guest
of his son, William Edmundson.
Miss Pearl Williams has as her
guest Miss Ethel Rutter of North
East.
Mr.. and Mrs Oswald Irwin and
family, who have been visiting at
the home of Mr.. Harry Reynolds
have returned to their home in Will
mington.
Miss Edith Wilson, one of the
graduates of Mrs. Curriers' Select
School, near Perryville, has been
the guest of her aunt Mrs. Layfeld
Jackson.
Mr.. Roland Atkinson has suffi-
GENTLY recovered from an attack Of
typhoid fever to be hustling around
again, but will not resume butcher
ing until fall
A slight fire occurred in the home
of Mr.. Ross Irwin one evening last
week. Fortunately it was dis
covered in time, and very little
damage done.
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1916-06-23

BETHEL.

Mr.. Stephen Wilson and Mrs.
James Hitchcock, of Port Deposit
spent Sunday with Mr.. and Mrs. Geo.
Craig.
Mr.. Harry Keithly and sister,
Mollie, were the guests of Mrs. w.
A. Dennison on Sunday.
Misses Helen and Beatrice De-
mond visited their sister, Mrs. VIM.
Brazer, of Singerly, on Sunday.
Miss Rhoda White, of Baltic, was
the weekend guest of her mother,
Mrs. j. H. White.
Mr.. George w. Craig spent last
week with relatives in Philadelphia.
Several of our folks attended
Charlestown Children's Day services
Sunday evening.
Mr.. and Mrs.-Wm e. Craig were
Sunday guests of the iatter's mother,
Mrs. A. J.. Worth.
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1916-06-23
COUNTY BOARDS MEET.
County Commissioners.

The County Commissioners met in
regular session June 10.
A delegation presented a petition
asking the crawling of the road
from Blue Ball to Lombard, and a
delegation from the Second district
asked the improvement of the road
from Town Point to St. Augustine.
A delegation from the Fifth dis
trict urged the completion of the
North East-Elk Neck road.
Bids for graveling the road from
Bay View to Pennington were re-
ceived, as follows:-
Willim H. Holm, $1.16 per cubic
yard.
James B. Russell, $1.33 per cubic
yard.
E. Ward Brown, $1.4O per cubic
yard.
S. s. Andrews g. Son, $40 per
cubic yard.
The bids will be submitted to the
Road Commission.
The Board ordered that no more
work be done on the roads except by
the express authority of the Com
missioner in charge.
The Board passed the following
ORDER
We, the County Commissioners of
Cecil County, require the Sheriff of
Cecil County to give an accounting
of all the taxes placed in his hands
for collection by the Treasurer OF
Cecil County not later than the 25th
of June of the following year, and
to make full settlement for the
same on or before that date.
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1916-06-23

Mrs. Virginia Moore Tres and two
children of Pictou, Novia Scotia,
have been spending few days with
her cousin G. R. Miller and family.
- Sunday there will be Communion
Service at Hopewell M. E. Church.
Mrs. Fannie Crothers of Balto..
is visiting Mrs. r. K. Rawlings.
Miss Marion Jackson of Blythe
dale has been recent guest of her
sister, Mrs. Arthur SINNERS.
Mr.. Howard Barnes is having a
large porch erected at the front and
side of his house.
Mr.. and Mrs. Floyd Kilner of
Akin. Md, spent Sunday with Mr..
and Mrs. James Archibald.
Mr.. and Mrs, Andrew Cullen and
son of Elk View, Pa, motored to
the home of his brother, Mr.. J. S.
Cullen, Sunday for the day.
Miss Mary Rawlings had severe
attack of appendicitis Sunday.
A large crowd attended the
Children's Services at Hopewell
Sunday morning and mas been said
by many. to have been the best in
years. Those in charge were Mrs.
R. G. Terry, the Asst. Supt; Miss
Lena Miller, Primary Supt.; Miss
Olive Jackson Asst, who had charge
of the music and several teachers.
Mrs. H. Clayton Mcdowell assisted
at the organ.
Mrs. G.. B. Cullen and Junior of
Philadelphia, are visiting her aunt
Mrs. Clinton Jackson.
Mrs. G. R. Gibson entertained the
Girls Embroidery Club, Tuesday
afternoon.
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1916-06-23
WEST NOTTINGHAM.

Robert Aiken and Edward Woodrow are
on the sick list.
Miss Edna Orr. daughter of Frank Orr, is a
victim of the measles
David Shea has left this section and his
family will move to the old Moore property,
nesr Rowlandville,
Mr.. and Mrs. Ness have been visiting at the
home Of the 1atter's sister, Mrs. ]. ]. Hanna
Miss Cora Wiley is home from Atlantic
City for the summer vacation.
Mrs. Ellen Tosh visited Oxford friends the
past week and attended the funeral of Mr..
McCommon. who was an old friend.
A festival was held at West Nottingham on
Thursday evening of this week. Rising Sun
Cornet Band enlivened the occasion with
music.
Robert Aiken and family mourn the loss Of
their faithful old femily horse Ned. The
animal was about 30 years old, and was az
good nag as ever harnessed.
Mr.. and Mrs. Geo. Fl. Thompson entertained
their nephew, Louis Harlan and family, OF
Philadelphia, Saturday and Sunday The
party came to West Nottingham in their
automobile.
clifford Harlan. Of Port Deposit, who is also
asnephew, was visitor at the same place on
Sunday.
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1916-06-23
School Commissioners.

The School Commissioners met in
regular session June 10.
The reports of the teachers were
examined and approved, and the
Treasurer was instructed to pay
salaries so far as funds permit, and
the balance as soon as funds are in
band.
The following designations were
received: Hugh w. Caldwell, Chesa-
peake City; Alkaline Bradley, No. 6,
First; Helen Davidson, No. 5, Sec
ond; Anna E. Mahoney, No. 4
Third; Bessie Wiley, No. Q, Ninth ;
Annie g. Arrants, No. IL, Fifth ;
MAZDA A. Bryson, No. A, Sixth /;
Augusta B. Egee, No. A, Second
Grace Rawlings, No. 10, Sixth; Isa-
bel Scott, No. 10, Fourth.
Miss Isabel Scott was appointed
assistant at No. 2, Fourth.
A delegation from the Fourth dis
trict asked that some arrangement
be made in that district for pupils
above the seventh grade.
A delegation from Elk Mills asked
for an addition to the scnool build
ing. The Board visited Elk Mills
aud decided to make said edition.
The Secretary was instructed to
advertise for the bids for the Calvert
school building, bids to be opened
June go Also to advertise for bids
for coal, to be opened at July meet
ing.
Adjourned to meet in special
session on June 80. ~
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1916-06-23

BY virtue of the power and authority
contained in the last will and testament
of John A. Hunter, late of Cecil County
Maryland, deceased, and an order of the
Orphans Court of said County first had
and obtained, the subscriber, as execu-
tor, will offer at public auction on the
PREMISES near the town OF Rising Sun
Md, on
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1916-06-23
of vaIuable-

OF Valuable
Mill Property, MIN Dam and Water
Right.
And Other Property In Cecil County,
Maryland.
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1916-06-23
FOR SALE CHEAP.

Threshing and Baling Outfit. IL
horse power Huber Tractor and
water tank; Columbia Hay Press,
14x1S; Messenger Separator, 26x44:
belts and scales. All in good repair
and ready for use; been run two
years.
JOHN SoLLARS,
4 jn16 Rising Sun, Md.
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1916-06-23
EXECUTORS SALE


PERSONAL PROPERTY
Belonging to the Estate of John A.
Hunter, Deceased.
The subscriber, as executor of
said Estate, and Immediately after
the sale of the above mentioned real
estate, will on
JUNE 20, 1915
sell to the highest bidder the follow
ing estate:-
HOUSEHOLD FURNITURE
Plush covered settee, arm chair, spring
rocker, plush covered chairs, 80 yards body
brussels carpet and border, oak hat rack with
mirror, stair carpet, brass stair rods, cherry
leaf table, dining room chairs, rocking chairs,
patent bottom chairs, extension table. cook
stove, cooking utensils, anti-clinker coal stove,
coal hod, spring cotton mattress, bedsteads,
bed springs. bedding. veneered bureau. chunk
stove, and numerous other articles of house.
hold and kitchen furniture.
Also 28-foot ladder, 3 cupboards, 2 meat
benches, 4S gallons of cider vinegar. IL barrels
corn on the ear, sawed white oak lumber, IL
foot ladder, cross cut saw. hoe harrow, two
seated carriage, and other articles Of personal
property.
TERMS OF SALE Cash. No property to
DO removed until the terms are complied with
WILLIAM 8. EVANS.
Executor Of John A. Hunter, deceased.
John @. Hindman, Auct.
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1916-06-23
Many In Rising Sun Try Simple
Mixture.

Many Rising Sun people are sur
prised at the QUICK action of simple
buckthorn bark, glycerine, etc., as
mixed in Adler-i-ka. This simple
remedy acts on BOTH upper and
lower bowel, removing such surpris-
ing foul matter that ONE SPOON
Full relieves almost ANY CASE con-
stipation, sour stomach or gas. A
few doses often relieve or prevent
appendicitis. A short treatment
helps chronic stomach trouble. The
INSTANT, easy action OF Adler-i-ka
is astonishing. Eli T. Reynolds,
Druggist 9
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1916-06-23
For Sale or Rent

Farm of eight acres. good farm six-room
house. with cellar; good water. fine garden
plenty Of fruit. Apply to
JOS. 8. PoGUE.
mir Rising Sun, Md.
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1916-06-23

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The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1916-06-23
SUCCESS

May depend Cd having a
little capital. Isn't it
about time you began to
lay aside a part of your
earnings, as an opportu-
nifty may come along most
any time and It's said that
"o.p or u ity never
knocks twice. 81 opens
an account and by making
smalli-+ deposits regularly
you will SOON amass a
neat sum.
The Laurens advertiser. (Laurens, S.C.) 1885-1973, 1916-01-26
Nature Fake.

The story OF the tomato plant graft
cd on to an eggplant and producing
a splendid fruit, with a purple skin,
deep red meat, few seeds and wonder
lul flavor, survives and goes the
rounds
This particular nature fake persists
because Of the lucl; OF horticultural or
botanical knowledge. Even Burbank
himself could not produce a new fruit
by grating. Such fruits can only be
produced by pollenizing. Every school.
boy who has studied botany or n
primer on farming, which always con-
Gains instructions on grating, knows
that the scion or bud. grated on to the
root or stock governs the kind Of fruit
to be produced. Otherwise. every
graft might produce a hybrid or freak.
one may graft halI dozen kinds Of
orange scions on one sour stock, and
each scion will invariably produce its
own kind OF orange, and not Il cross
between the sour orange and that OF
, tho tree from which the scion was cut,
The Laurens advertiser. (Laurens, S.C.) 1885-1973, 1916-01-26
Saws Women Help Brine War.

Womcn's lovo Of the martial music
and trappings Of war was given some
blame for the European war by Mrs.
Phillip Snowden, wife OF a member Of
the British parliament. In an address
on woman and the War;" before tho
National Educational ASSOCIATION.
1T Is possibly our own fault--th'"
war" she asserted. I'VE must admit
that. We love the uniform. We won.
en- affect military styles in clothing and
we even allow our children to dress in
"a military way. We must have less
admiration for the uniform and more
hate for war"
Education" she said, "is tho rem
edy for war and for all social, indus.
trial and political conditions which
make for war"
The Laurens advertiser. (Laurens, S.C.) 1885-1973, 1916-01-26
SURELY HAS EARNED REST
French Soldier, Crippled and War
| Scared, Is to Become Citizen
Of the United States.

Through the influence Of the French
consul wounded French soldier,
Leon Graux of BAT East Fifty-seventh
street. was released from Ellis island
and restored to his wife, who had re-
ceived news six weeks ago that he
had been killed in battle.
4 Aftor tho French liner Rocham~
beau arrived from Bordeaux at her
pier, foot of West Fifteenth street,
Mrs. Graux received word from her
brother Pierre that he believed Leon
was on the ship. She hurried to the
pier and was informed that her hus.
band had gone to Ellis island with the
|Steerage passengers. She sought the
French consul, who obtained permits.
sion from the immigration commits
sioner for Graux to land In Now York
Leon Craux was crippled and war
SCARED veteran when he walked
ashore from the Ellis island ferryboat
leaning on his wifc's arm. He had
five bullet wounds in his arms. legs
ard body His company OF $50 was
reduced to Sd, he said, after the battle
of Scissors, in which both his hands
were severely torn by shells. In fol-
lowing engagements GrauX had a bull
let In his right shoulder, his left log,
and finally had his right thumb shot
away. After each engagement he was
Ipatchcd up and sent to the front
Iagaln and was decorated by the
French government for bravery on the
battlefield.
| GrauX gave up his job as q hair
dresser In this city shortly after tho
war startcd and went home to fight
Now he is going to become citizen
of tho United States and live here
with his wife and two children eight
and fourteen years oll.-New York
Times.
The Laurens advertiser. (Laurens, S.C.) 1885-1973, 1916-01-26
|CA[ONEL WHEN BILIOUS? NO! STOP!
ACTS LIKE DYNAMITE ON LIVER
Guarantee "Dodson's Liver Tone" will Give YOU the
best Liver and Bowel cleaning you ever had

Stop using calomel 1t makes you
sick. Don't lose days work. If you
feel lazy, sluggish. bilious or const-
pated, listen to me!
CalOmel Is mercury or quicksilver
which casnes necrosis OF the bones.
Calomel, when It comes into contact
with sour bile crashes into 1t breaking
It up. This Is when you feel that aw-
ful nausea and rcamping. If you are
"all knocked out" IL your liver Is tor
pid and bowels constipated or you
have headache. dizziness, coated tom
que, II breath Is bad or stomach sour
just try spoonful OF harmless Dod-
sons Liver Tone.
Here's my gaurantee-Go to any
drug store and get 80 cent bottle OF
Dodson's Liver Tone. Take spoon
The Laurens advertiser. (Laurens, S.C.) 1885-1973, 1916-01-26
RECORDS NEW AUTO JOKE
Joe Mitchell ChappIe Tells Of One
Which Is Ascribed to Uncle
Joe Cannon.

Summertime brings with it q glow
of peculiar types Of hnmor. There is
always someone who is ready to tell
you the latest story about the Ford
automobile. These stories are pro-
duccd about as rapidly as the Ford
automobiles, which recently reached
the astonishing record Of one machine
every FIVE seconds There is danger
in telling the latest Ford story for fear
of that wearicd expression on the face
Of the reader or hearer which signals,
II have heard it," 1t is said that
about q thousand new Ford stories
are received by the advertising de-
partment at Detroit every week One
was sobcrly related by Uncle Joe
Cannon on his return to Washington
that will apply to any automobile or
Ford.
The man." said Uncle Joe. zap
histr0nic attitude and gravely an
nounccd:
My lord, the motor waits with
out Tho weary owner replied Ian
iguidly, Without what?' The reply
came quick and decisive: Without
gasoline. The weary owner dclved
deep in his pocket and once moro
paid the toll OF mileage rate far be.
yond the jurisdiction Of the interstate
commerce commission, while without
waited the motor. Affairs at Wash
'ington," by Joe Mitchell Charplc, in
National Magazine