Arizona republican., 1916-02-28
COYOTE NEWS

OV1CtI UIUIV
 Tempe Normal vs. r. U. II. $. will be the next big baseball game to be played in Phoenix. This game will be played Saturday on the P. H. & ath- lctic field.
 The P. H. $. will give a big band dance before long, It is not vet decided OF what day it will be given This dance should bring enough money to the treasury to take large sized band to Tucson University week.
 Coach Osborne will play second team players on the ball team if the first team fellows can't keep in training. We might suggest the old saying Early to bed and early to rise, makes a man healthy, wealthy and wise.'
 The Private Secretary" is said to be one of the funniest high school plays ever written. The Junior class will produce it in the high school audito- rum before long.
 An added attraction to the Univer- sity week program will be the big water sports meet. that will be held at the "" on Saturday night of the big week in Tucson. Bill Corpstien will enter the diving eventc, for exhibition only. The P. H. $. swimming team will be composed of Doris, Pinney, Akers, Posey and Boido.
 "Eds" Linebarger (no relation to that famous cheese) having never had little girl' and being so young, could not have had one long ago, writes the following poem in spite of the fact:
 My Little Girl of the Long Ago. Oh, where arc your laughing eyes to- night,
 And the golden curls. and the cheeks aglow?
 I pray you have never forgotten me
 quite
 My little gir of long ago. Oh, where is your heart tonight, little
 girl.
 Does it ever whisper sweet and low. Ot the little boy who used to play
 With the little girl in the long ago? Oh, do you remember the apple tree And the play house beneath it made for you. And the dreams we dreamed and the things we planned? | Dreams and plans that would never i come true,
 Oh, perhaps I shall never discover you
 here,
 1 Though I search far and wide OCT
 this earth below,
 But sometime. somewhere. I shall find l Apu, my dear,- My little girl of long ago.
 Take a Little Advice from Father. ! To remove freckles-If you are troU . bled with large spots on your face re- sembling those of leopard. do not b. First bathe the face in ordinary gaso- line and then apply match, and notice , the results.
 It is a very great annoyance to have | 6andruff constantly falling on your coat collar and in spring giving the appearance of. winter To avoid this cut your coat collar off. 1 If you have nervous attacks while l playing baseball, and especially while attempting to catch a fly, a good way to overcome this affliction is to get yourself good sized basket. A sure cure for the blues is to drink red ink three times a day until re- lieved.
 Mir. Sprinte-: "I fear that I am moi running as fast this year as I should Please advise me as to what I should do.'
 Just take the pains 90 smoke a cig arctic ii you are in training so thai Gearv can see vou: then note that youl speed will increase. P. S.-We are no responsible for what happens. Miss Giddigirl-"Dear Doc: I find il hard in this country to make powder stick to my face. Have you any rem. ed" for this?'
 Yes, we can fix that for you. Jus take little ordinary glue and apply ii tC your face gently. and you will rW- tice that the effect will be wonderful | The powder will never wear off. no under the most trying conditions.
 MT Ed. Luke, Jr-"Dear Doc: q an in a number of coming theatrica events and would like to ask your ad vice on how to darken my eyes"
 That's easy. Find d tough looking guy twice yorr size and start some. thing Youll note that the effect i: pleasing.
 Hire a little salesman at The Re publican office. A want Ad will seC more customers than you can.