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The Fulton County news. [volume] (McConnellsburg, Pa.) 1899-current, 1916-01-27
Sympathy for Dogs.
Advertisement,

Statewide sympathy hyamong dog
lovers Is being aroused for dogs
that by way of chance may be IN
a position to become victims OF
vlvisectonists. VIvIsecuou is the
cutting into a living animal for
scientific investigation. An un-
usual oarbarous case was recent
ly brought to hight by the Amer.
ican Ant-Vivisechon Society.
Two dogs were used for the pur-
pose of grating bones. A GER
tain portion of the body of one
dog was removed and another
dog tied to it.
The corresponding portion OF
the second dog was grated by
hgatures and pressure; both anil
mails were held in position to see
If one portion would grow on the
other animal. One Of the victims
died at the fifth day. The wind
pipe of one of the dogs was tied
with a cord. The string was
placed around the trachea during
lifetime, the object being to OBJ
serve the effect of gradual stran-
gulahon on the respiration, heart
and nervous system. Is it any
wonder that the protest against
vusection is growing stronger
and stronger?
Officials of the American Anti
VlUsectioL Society declare that
they do not believe people gener-
ally are aware of the crueltes
practced upon animals IN the
name Of science, and investiga-
tions are being conducted IN or
der to bring the facts to the at
tentlon of the public.
The Fulton County news. [volume] (McConnellsburg, Pa.) 1899-current, 1916-01-27

ident, ]. Calendlne Fisher; Vice
President, Amos Sharpe; Secre
tary, Alb rt M. Biveus; Treasur
er, Job G. Hess; Adjuster, Ander.
son Mellott; General Agent, David
A. Garland; Directors: Edward
Mckee, Henry u. Garland, Moses
Hess, Randolph Palmer, Ira W.
Zimmerman, D. Garland, Albert
q. Truax, Walter Peck, John
Hess, Samuel D Mellott, VIM. L.
Mckee, Eli aann and Lewis Yon
ker.
Mt. AIRY school was closed last
week, the teacher, Orben Hebner,
being sick.
]. Calendine Fisher is on the
sick list.
Mrs Job Hill visited the family
of her brother, Reuben j, Lay
ton, at Dott, last Friday.
Mrs. jeremiah Golden and son
George, of Dott, spent part of
last week with Henry Deshong
and family at Big Cove Tannery.
The Fulton County news. [volume] (McConnellsburg, Pa.) 1899-current, 1916-01-27
JOKE IN SUBWAY SQUEEZE.

Although each Of the elevators at
the One Hundred and Sixty-eighth
street station on the Broadway di-
vision Of the subway can accommo-
date about eighty-fve people they are
often overcrowded during the eve
ming rush hours and the passengers
are jostled, pushed and squeezed un-
til they wish they had walked up
stairs.
Through it all most Of them take
the matter good naturedly and even
joke about it. One man who was
right in the middle of the crush the
other night suddenly calculated:
"Hey, folks, look out for my
cigars, you'll crush them" New
York Evening Post.
The Fulton County news. [volume] (McConnellsburg, Pa.) 1899-current, 1916-01-27
A Sermon on Moab.

Ma text dis mornin' Breddern,
am took from de Holy Writ,
where in we read how Noah
made de Ark an fashioned it; he
built de Ark OBJ gopher wood, an
used a cubit rule, while all de
knockers sat eroun' an cussed
him fo' a fool; de local anvil
chorus, dey jes' sat eroun' an
spat terbaccer juice upon his
wood, an mocked him jes' lax
Dat, an sez "Whafoah yo' maxim
dis hyah boat foah on dry Ian? ?
Yo' al a thinkin' maybe, dat yo'
The Fulton County news. [volume] (McConnellsburg, Pa.) 1899-current, 1916-01-27
BIG COVE TANNERY.

We are having a few days Of
fue weather which leads one to
believe that spring is near, and
the condition of the roads lndl.
Gates the same.
Rev. A r. Garland, of Belle
Grove, Md, preached quite an
able sermon last Tuesday evening
at Laurel Ridge
Isaac Peck, an enterprlslng
carpenter of Needmore, recently
moved into one of Rowe Mellott's
tenant house
Blddls Lynch is hauling stone
with the intention of burning a
lime kiln IN the spring. He be-
heves in improving his farm.
The calathumpian band of Lau
rel Ridge met at Jacob Clouser's
last Thursday evening, and fur
nished the newly married couple
Miss Bertha Hess and | Doug.
las, with very fine music. After
cougratulating the bride and the
groom the boys we're invited into
good feed.
A stork passed over Big Cove
Taunery and left baby daugh.
ter at the home of Mr. add Mrs.
Thomas Keeter.
The Fulton County news. [volume] (McConnellsburg, Pa.) 1899-current, 1916-01-27
c. Y. s. Ms. Notes.

Our basket ball team won a
very exciting game from the Mt.
Alto Forestry Academy on Satur-
day by the score of 1928. Barn
hart, our star athlete, played his
usual fast game at forward, and
the man that guarded him from
the visiting team was Newton
Morton, also a Fulton county boy.
Mr.. Barnhart will graduate from
Normal in June, and Mr.. Morton
will graduate from the Academy
in August.
The Normal Literary Soc ETY.
held its regular monthly election
on Friday evening, January q.
Among the newly elected officers
was Miss Maudeline Stevens, who
vas elected secretary of the or
ganzation.
DR.. Ezra Lehman addressed
he Franklin County Directors
Association in Chambersburg, on
Friday afternoon.
The attendance of the school is
growing very rapidly, especially
among the boys.
DR.. E. D. Warfeld, president of
Wilson College, will visit Normal
next Thursday morning and will
address the students.
The Fulton County news. [volume] (McConnellsburg, Pa.) 1899-current, 1916-01-27
DOUDLY PROVEN.
McCOuuellsburg Readers Can No Long
er Doubt the Evidence.

This McConnellsburg citizen
testified long ago.
Told of quick rehef-of un
doubted benefit.
The facts are now confirmed.
Such testimony is complete
the evidence conclusive.
1t forms convincing proof OF
merit.
MISS Susan PelL htel, Nam St,
McCounellsburg, says: II was IN
poor health for some time and l
believe that weak kidneys caused
the trouble. l suffered greatly
from severe pans in my back
which often darted INTO my head
l often became dizzy and had
cbills. l was losing strength
daily and felt poorly IN every way.
Doan's Kidney Pills, procured at
Trout's drug store, brought me
quick relief" Statement given
Novem Der 5, 1907
Over Six Years Later, Miss
Peightel SAID: whenever l need
a backache or kidney medicine, l
use Doan's Kidney Pills. They
relieve me"
Price SOC. at all dealers. Don't
simply ask tor a kidney remedy
get DOau's Kidney Pills-the
same that Miss Pe,ghtel has
twice publicly recommended
Foster. Mllourn Co, Props, Buf
falo, N. Y.
Advertisement.
The Fulton County news. [volume] (McConnellsburg, Pa.) 1899-current, 1916-01-27
ST. WlLLlBRoD.

Luxembourg, whatever her claims
to the protection of Great Britain,
possesses one strange association with
England that dates back for ~ CEN
turies. 1t is connected with a cult
Of st. Willibrod, the variously spelt
Saxon saint who helped to convert
the Germans to Christianity. Every
Whit Tuesday the memory of the
English saint is honored at Luxem-
bourg by a procession and religious
dance which rank among the most
curious suryivals of medieval peas
antrv.
The Fulton County news. [volume] (McConnellsburg, Pa.) 1899-current, 1916-01-27


de knockers an de croakers dey
drowned jes' lax so many rats,
which was jes' what dey had
commin' nothin' lef' excep' dey
hats.
An de moral OBJ dis story,
Breddern, hit am writ quite plain
dat whenevah knockers tell yo'
ley amt gwine ter be no rain,
jes' go ahead lax Noah an don't
Let 'em get yo' goat an some day
you'll have lax Noah, de bigges'
show aioat.
The Fulton County news. [volume] (McConnellsburg, Pa.) 1899-current, 1916-01-27
THE BATTLE ROYAL.

81 shall never marry" remarked
the girl of a certain age, but not
specified.
"Never mind, DEAR" replied her
best friend-they always travel to-
gether in jokes. Everybody viii
know that you made a heroic fight
against the inevitable"
The Fulton County news. [volume] (McConnellsburg, Pa.) 1899-current, 1916-01-27
-all's a sailah mani"

But Noah paid no 'tenshun'
ner allowed he heard dem croaks
but jes' minded his own business
lax all good and proper folks;
when dey read de weddah fo'-
cast" Mild; continnered warm
an fair" ole Noah went on a
buildin', an allowed He didn't
care.
But one day de weddah shiftt d
de barometer done fall, an &c
rain came down in torrents-rair :
ed fo' fo'ty days-dat's all: an
The Fulton County news. [volume] (McConnellsburg, Pa.) 1899-current, 1916-01-27
SIDELING HILL.

Alta meeting at tNeedmore, Jan.
uary IL, the following officers
and directors we're elected to look
after the affairs Of The Fulton
County Mutual Fire Insurance
Company for the year 1915; Pres.
The Fulton County news. [volume] (McConnellsburg, Pa.) 1899-current, 1916-01-27
A LUCKY WOMAN.

"You say she's happy?"
'Very happy. She married the
captain of a tugboat."
"What has that got to do with it P"
"He isn't at home much more
than a drummer is"
The Fulton County news. [volume] (McConnellsburg, Pa.) 1899-current, 1916-01-27

New Maid-Mrs. G. Ossip called
while you were out ma'am.
Mrs. Tellit Wright-Thank good
ness, | was out.
New Maid-That's just what she
said ma'am.
The Fulton County news. [volume] (McConnellsburg, Pa.) 1899-current, 1916-01-27
THE OTHER POINT OF VIEW.

$50 you are taking summer board
ers this year,"
"Yep; we didn't have to, but my
wife loves to hear 'em talk that city
slect."-Judge.
The Fulton County news. [volume] (McConnellsburg, Pa.) 1899-current, 1916-01-27
Sale Register.

Thursday, February 3, @. A.
Bard having sold his farm, will
sell at his residence on what is
known as the Nathan B. Hanks
farm, one.half mile south of En-
maville, horses, cattle sheep hogs
farm implements and machinery
hay gram OF all kinds, about 200
chickens, household goods &c.
Sale will begin at 8 o'clock.
Thursday, February II, Scott
Stains, intending to quit farming
will sell at his residence one-half
mile north of Clear Ridge, 5 head
Of horses, ) head of cattle, hogs,
gram, farming implements, fod-
der, household goods, &c, Sale
will begin at 10 o'clock.
Saturday, February 10th, Hen
ry F. SIpes intending to remove
TO Iowa, will sell at his residence
on Timber Ridge, 3 miles north
east of Need more, and l mile
north of Cross Road school house
known as the Lake Garland place
| span well broken mules, l span
yearhng mules, mare, l COW,
Berkshire SOW, farm machinery,
hay, fodder, corn, chickens, and
household goods, &c. Terms 6
months. Also on the same day
the farm of $50 acres will be Of
fered.
Wednesday, February 23, VIM.
G Mckee, having disposed of his
farm and intending to go to the
West, wlIl sell at bis residence at
McKee's Gap, Union township, 3
mares, 2 mich COWS, 3 heifers, !
SOW, wagons, buggy, sleigh, farm
ing implements, gram, and house
hold goods Sale 10 begin at 10
o'clock.
Thursday, February "a, Mrs.
Martha Alexander, intending to
quit housekeeping, will sell al
ner residence at the old tollgate
just east of town her household
goods consisting of stoves, bed
Dom, kitchen furniture, &c.
Sale begins at l o'clock. j. J.
Harris, auclioneer.
Friday, March 10th, LloY d
Ray IN tending to quit farming,
will sell at his residence / J mile
north of McConnellsburg on what
is known as the John Nelson
farm, 8 horses, s head OF cattle,
20 hogs, farm implements, corn,
hay, fodder, sc. Sale to begin
at 10 O'Clock.
Thursday, March 9, Grover,
X. Peck, intending to quit farm
ing, will sell at his residence on
the Henry farm near KnobsvIlle,
9 head of horses, 30 head Of cat
tie, a lot of hogs and sheep, farm
machinery, household goods, ETC.
Sale will begin at 1Oo'clock. Cred
1t. one year. J. ], Harris, auc-
honeer.
Tuesday, March II, Ralph
Glenn, intending to remove from
the farm on which he now lives,
Will sell at public sale at his resi-
dence on the WarthIn farm, five
miles south of McConnellsburg,
horses, cattle, hogs, sheep, farm
machinery, farm wagon, potatoes
household goods, &c. Sale will
begin at 10 o'clock.
Wednesday, March 10, Ahim.
aaz Clevenger, intending to quit
farming, will sell at his residence
on the Thomas F. Sloan farm II
mile south of McConnellsburg, 8
head of horses, q head of cattle,
lot of hogs, farm machinery, and
some household goods. Sale will
begin at 10 o'clock.
Thursday, March l6, Conrad
Glazier will sell at his upper farm
known as the Newt aoke farm
vne half mile south of McCon-
nellsburg, head of fine horses,
30 head of cattle, Farming machl
merry, corn and many other things
Sale Will begin at 10 o'clock.
Credit twelve months.
One in Ten.
On everY tenth farm in Penn
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MRS. A. F.LlTTLE

will offer many articles at many times less
than cost. Many 25.cent articles will be sold
Ing moved rapidly at for a quarter. There
is nothing wrong with these goods-they are
odds and ends collected from all over the store
to close out to customers IN appreciation of
their patronage Every article in the store
reduced IN price Come and get your share.
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Turner County herald. (Hurley, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-19??, 1916-10-12
Harry fIili SNYDER. ar.
prices on Outing EIall-

Harry Hill Snyder Jr.. son Of Harry
and Bessie Snyder. was born July Is,
1916, and died September Is, 1915. On
account OF premature birth he never
enjoyed good health, but his health
wia be perfect in the land OF little
flowers All that kind and loving
hands could do was done to save his
little life, but the Gardener wanted
this sweet little flower for heaven s
garden and we must submit to His
plans. He leaves here his father and
mother and many other near and dear
relatives.
We thank thee, Father, for this gift
Thou lentest to us awhile.
Help US to say, Thy will be done,
To think of him and smile.
Interment was made at Rock Gene
terry. the Rev. Crosby Of Belmont Of
1ciatfng.
rTimes, Fenimore, Wis.
Turner County herald. (Hurley, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-19??, 1916-10-12
Methndiat churoE,

We can make or anuaaka our church
In this community. Ah Is your Home
To YOU In your family relation. NO is
the church to you iii your spiritual
fellowship In fact. both are absolute
ly necessary To you Iii your life. You
may say 4 can get along without
the beuefit Of the church and It's In
finence and work. but ypu cannot
There is the instinct, God given. with With
in you To worship and yoii viii .wor-
ship something outside Of yourself
Give expression to this instinct by
worshiping the one living and trae
God, whose we are and whom we
serve. We as church here in your
community invite your presence and
your eo-operatiea In the work OF the
King Il rist. as represented I'm
the fellowship here II you have no
church home we cordially ask you to
join with us In the business of the
King, and become member OF the
Household of Faith.
Next Sunday at IL o'clock there will
be divine worship and the sermon will
be about Eternal Values 2
Bible school at 12 o'clock, where
you will find congenial class to
study the Book of God.
AT o. 81 the yonHR peOpieS mesting,
led by Miss Brethorst. A good leader
and good time.
Happy hour service at 7:.3G. when
| the pastor will speak from the sub
Iject, Miracle of Power in Christ
Remember the time of the prayer
meeting on Thursday evening at 80.
The Kensington club met last week
| and had very good time together.
Mrs. Dunn, Mrs. Nellie Parsons and
Miss Alta Parson served very de-
liicious lunch. THE following officers
were elected for the year: President,
Mrs. j. B. Rector; vice president, Mrs.
Mabel Farrar; secretary, Maude Nit
IchelI; treasurer, Mile Rundell. Al.
Iare looking forward to successful
tyear under this leadership
The official board met last Wednes.
tday and planned for the work Of the
iyear. Miss Alice Palmer was elected
ljanitor Teams were appointed tc can
Ivas for the budget, and il not already
Twill soon call on you How much
Twill you pay for the support or the
church this year2
The great Minneapolis branch meet
ling Of the Woman's Foreign Mission
airy society met IN Sioux Falls Iasl
week. The auxiliary Of Hurley is e
Turner County herald. (Hurley, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-19??, 1916-10-12
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personal aims. Affairs Of this
nature serve 10 remind us that We
really are interested in our fellow
men and that they care for us,
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Turner County herald. (Hurley, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-19??, 1916-10-12
Statement Of Ownership

circulation. management. etc, as
required by act of congress August
"a. 1912.
j. Fl. Kellar. under oath deposes
and says that he is the owner and
manager of the Turner County Her.
aid, published at Hurley. South Da-
kota. and that the only recorded in.
debtedness is a mortgage held by
e. w. Browne.
]. H. KELLAR, Owner
Subscribed and sworn to before
me this 30th day Of September 1916.
f. E. Jackson, Notary Public
Turner County herald. (Hurley, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-19??, 1916-10-12
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The saloon II sometimes called d BAR
-e.-that'a trna
A BAR TO heaven, door to ltall
whoever natned II, named II well.
A. HAH to mlaIisinsss and wealth
4 door 10 want and broken Health.
A BAR 10 honor, pride ana fame
A sieor TO grief and sin and shasfta.
A BAR To home. Il BAR 10 prayer:
"A door to darkness and dIspalr
+ BAR TO honaEed, asefni life.
4 door TO brawiIng, aenselesa strife,
- GAR to nil that's true and brave.
A door To every drunkard.s grave.
"A BAR to Joys that rome imparts;,
A door to tears and aef.ing hearts.
4 BAR to heaven, door To he'll
Whoever named II, named II we'll.
That Is Whigkey.
II White Ribbon Journal.
AT the recent session of Dakota con-
ference held In Watartnmn Or. Kline.
OF Portland, Ore. patd tribute to the
daily press of America Nearly 100
great daiIies and thirty leading maga-
zines refuse liquor advertisements ia
their columns. He paid d great tFib-
ute to the press as q strong ally Of
the church.
Booze Fighting.
For the married man who: cannot
get along without drinks, the follow
ing lis suggested as means OF free
dom from bondage to the saloon
Start saloon in. your own house.
BE the only customer You'll have
no license to pay Go TO your wifa
and give her two dollars to buy
gallon of whisky. and remember there
are sixty-nine drinks in a gallon Of.
whisky Buy your drinks from no one
but your wife, and By the time the
first gallon is gone she will have eight
dollars to put into the bank, and two
dollars to start business again. Should
yon live ten years and continue to
buy booze from her, and then die with
snakes In your boots, she will have
enough money to bury you decently.
educate your children, buy house
and lot, marry a decent man. and quit
thinking about you entirely
New Use for Beer Kegs.
| In eastern Kansas the beer kegs
which are captured In prohibition
raids, and which formerly were burned,
are now turned over to the manual
/ training departments OF the public
schools and are here made into fine
l furniture The slaves are straightened
by steam, and ais selected oak is psed
I in making beer kegs, they furnish good
material for furnit iture N, w. Chris
tian Advocate.
Turner County herald. (Hurley, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-19??, 1916-10-12

Mr. o. r. Andersen af Cedar Falla.
Ia, came last Thursday for d visit
With Valley relatives aud friends,
Miss Fannie CASTOR. who liz teach
fng IN District G2. left Tharwaay for
Chicago, where she Will consult an
.oentist. Anne Benson Is substituting
during her absence
Myrtle Hansen went to- faujsian last
"Wednesday 10 he operated on for ap.
pendIcitia.
A bouncing baby girl arrived III the
Henry Benson hofne last Monday ufs-
efnSon All concerned doing nicely.
Turner County herald. (Hurley, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-19??, 1916-10-12
Teachers Examination

An examination for Second, Third
and Primary Grade Certificates will
be helc at the Court House at Par
ker. Thursday and Friday. Oct. 26th
and 2Tth, 1916.
Nellie / Appleby,
County Supt.