El Nuevo mexicano., 1916-03-23

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Zone who's an ass and a fool).
Now ne IL or on . speech
Good for q Wearls0Me SPELL
II he keeps on shall screech,
Why don1 they give him the belf
Stories Of lineage Ola,
Jokes Of the hoarieet age
Phrases all covered with mould
Thoughts Ia a lettering stage
These are the things / must hear,
These are my crosses 10 bear,
This they call ''miFth and good cheer"
Lord, give me air give me air!
Heavens. I'm glaa I'm outl
Why, / was going insane.
/ would have perished, no doubt,
But for-the bubbling champagne.
Back to the shop ! must go,
Where | shall ait down ana write.
sHHmor and wit we're aslows
It was q seintillant night"
-Rerton Braley IN Judge,
THE CORRESPONDENTS might put
In the time writing out Ia fun what they
think Of the war department.
PROBABLY IT will be- no special
hardship for the U. s. soldiers to re-
train from visiting quite a number OF
the towns en- route, AZ
AMONG OUTBREAKS I'M the Interioraf
may be, classified the case OF that sol h
der who was taken to the hospital with
what the dispatches call " "a well known
variety Of stomach-aehe,"
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NO MAssAcRES are yet reported at
Las Cruces.
SOME NATIONS may take us as a
joke. The Greek consul who kicked a
San Francisco policemen in the Ht0m-
aeh however will probably write his
government 10 avoid hostilities with
the U. s.
FRANCE SAYS the end OF the war Is
in sight. The atmosphere E In Hu-
rope must be almost as clear as that in
New Mexico.
GERMANS SAY the allies have had
their chance and now they will have to
take a real licking. Well. there seems
to be ample opportunity to make this
promise good at Verdun,
IN THIS connection permit us to
claim some charitable approval for our
action in refraining from reference to
the former Verduncy of the landscape
~thereabout. q
THE ONLY regret Of some of the Pa.
cifists seems to be that they have not a
third cheek.
MR.. CRANE. agent at Keams' Can
yon. might Is well so get buried. His
friends are determined that he shall
stay dead,
1T is RELIABLY reported that Cox
onel House discovered there was a war
In Europe; but he Is stila a little eau
tious about letting the fact be indiscrim-
inately known.
WE GET confederation of the report
that Wilson is against Gore in any form.
HE WOULD be- shocked to know that
Las Vegas, New Mexico, has a promi-
nent citizen named Blood.
THH KAISER, we are told, is going
to dispose Of some Of his castles. Those
in Spain, it is understood, he has not
found marketable.
FUNSTON ANNOUNCED that the
army had entered Mexico in two col
umRs. This was expanded to seven and
in most Of the newspapers.
VILLA With hardly get In the NOV
les unless they are equipped With faster
than those now used.
MARCH IN santa re may be a wolf
in Sleeps clothing, but it seems TO show
sign Of throwing or the disguise,
THE GERMAN who crossed the At.
lantie IN his wile's trunk must be q sau-
ey basgage.
TRAP SHOOTING is popular this
the sport writers tell us, Trap
is smother wholesome indoor
sport which might be recommended 20
the pacifists.
MR.. SECUNDINO Romero intimstes
Id bis Official papar that he Is the only
gubernatoriaf candidate who can be
Yet It sort Of runs in our mind
that he couldn't even be elected secre-