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TaÌˆgliche Omaha tribuÌˆne. [volume] (Omaha, Nebr.) 1912-1926, 1916-11-28
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nen Der %23iabriae 5abrer Gba8. sc.
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8orberadie itberi6lug.
TaÌˆgliche Omaha tribuÌˆne. [volume] (Omaha, Nebr.) 1912-1926, 1916-11-28
aOnfnrreus Der sraaen.

Gie nmerifnnii6e MdHnertuelt III
Ser aonfurren5 Der 5rou oiif 6em
qr6eitsmartte megen tmrm inItan6e,
.iih ielbIt unb lire JamiIie 51 er.
bolten. Gin @cliet oes 8rotcrmerbes
.lpnr bisBer i5re foit unongetdItete
9omdne, ndmIi6 Die 5teaungen i'm
8unoesoienjt. Gas loIl aa6erg fuer.
ben, Die 5rau pia altG I'M Bun
0esOienite mebr beriidiidtiat MGR
ben. 0ie gretutibe oer Rational
american Suffrage Qiiociation" bat
bic 6eboc mfgedomrnen uuo .Me9r
8unoesdmter fir 3rauen" gum
aampfrufe erboben. aneeblia Miro
bel Der geietmg bon 8ibiIoiemt.
itelen bic 5rau 8n tuenig beriidii6.
tigt uno beitdn0ig geIfmitten. ga.
TaÌˆgliche Omaha tribuÌˆne. [volume] (Omaha, Nebr.) 1912-1926, 1916-11-28
aa6iustt bleibt Sus alte.

Der Rraiioent bot ilbriBenS alien
@eriidten bon bebontebenoen AenOe.
rpnge Inn aabmett 0aourb elm Gn'
De geruaht. oaB er 6en WitglieOern
oesielben I'M t1um miB5uDerteber-
Der 8etie Die geriideritne eegebell
bat, 0ub CT IN cen naditen bier
Sabren mit ibuen 5~uiommenarbeiteG
Der0e. @Is beiorOerS modeli0
galten Sonoelsietretor GeofieI0 un0
Nlorineiefretdr Soiepblls GanielS.
Die Soifnung, onB ife ireiDiaio ibr
aHtt nie6erlegcn mcrOeH bot iidl
.uidt crhiat. Gles bleibt beim vi,
ten aud Die uenig eucrgtide San,
oelspolitif Der 8~erenigten Staoten
England mo ieineu 9(Iliierteu &C.
genHber.
Die @rflGrung Oes Stootsiefre.
tGrs 6nb bic gerbGudung zines alls,
fubrberbotes ouf 2ebensmittel cine
rein bduslihe angeltgcnbeit mare,
itebt nidt inn gSiOeripru6 su tribe.
rem auslaIiungm oes Stuats-0e.
portemerts, 0ns befanntlih iih mel.
gerte oct 8erlngen GGtcrrei6.
llngarns nud5uaeben, nelhcs Gin
embargo ottf s9affeu uu0 Nunition
unierer 8egWrtlng nube oelcQt bat.
te. angeblid liegen Die 8erbdlt-
Hiiie bel 2ebensmitteln an0ers ais
bel ariegsmaterial. 4ud Elm Nus
f%ubrperbot auf lebtcrcs lit. mie bier
perlidert miro, itottbait unO fam 3u
teinen &roteiten anlob gcben, lpenn
Die Ser. Staatelt ielbit IN Die 9ot.
lnge beriebt mer0en, Oobon @ebruud)
SIT MAIDEN. Cat iic Der Scbeusmit-
telborrate be6iufen, unterIiegt tel.
nem 3peifel. auh EN- a~usfuhrDer
bot nuf 0affen unO giunition miro
beontragt Der0en, inl0 5ruor mit
DER gegriinoun9, ooB Die 8creinia.
tent 0tooten aac llria6e botten, an
lid ielblt gu benton, unb ouB tie mit
oaer Wodt iid IN gerteoigungs5u,
tano berieben muBten. Aepraieu.
tnnt Sobn s. Gitgerolo, Elm Gcmo.
frat aus 8rooflpn q. g.. plant, Die
gon8e ACKNOWLEDGEMENTS mli.
3~uroIIen. DAB BET Der cbeutueacr
gr6rterung Der Brage, bic, iDie Dor.
Der ange0eutet, nod 5ipeifelbaft err.
ibeint, Elm poI.tibes aeluItot ersieIt
iDeroen miro. 1T nidt an3unebmqn.
gs miro bem 5itgeraI0' idcn Gm.
largo, nenn CT es nirfIih a1f 8af.
rem mo Runiticn alis0ebnen ioQte
genou 10 gebcL tDie Den frilberen
abnIideu 4ntrdgen. Sie blieben I'M
stomitee fir aitspGrtige 9e5iebllnaen
itedcl nnd)oen ite ben 8eitun9en
cine nilfommgne BeIeqenbeit All
QeitortiteIn mo p6lferredtliden ST.
~orterungeu gegeben bottcn.
-Seinrici.
TaÌˆgliche Omaha tribuÌˆne. [volume] (Omaha, Nebr.) 1912-1926, 1916-11-28
Die ,,StrGtcecn"
Scr 1lniiertcn!

Qds adtieI, oog @lnfenIen in Den
leeten 8oten sen u~aiterten Citrate.
gen m1fgegeben bat feline 2oiung
gefunOen. st Bat bic Gonull
iiberi6ritten. Qlber oa8 il. ieoenf1as
nift Die 2oiung, Sic Die aIliicrten
%eruartet batten. Sic botten iid Den
Song Der @rei9niiie in Der iiiblidJ
rrndniideu Gront etfpns onoers
borgeiteQt, obihon 0as ale 2ogif
gegen iih botte. 4ls General Sar.
roll. Der Observation-Disclosures Der oGi
ierten Irlipper in RaSe6onien, nod
Dem er bic llumoaIihfeit zines
Turh6ruhes nod Der bulgariiden
@ren3e eingeieben bate, iif) 5u Dem
8oritob alti @tonoftir entidtoB &c.
idaffen. SIN Eager Der Aliierten
bottle man, uidt BLOB Dtndenie,
ionoerH aud 5oIfenbaun Bptngen
5u f6nnen, einen 5eil ibrer 8rltp.
ben an Sic nta3c0oniIde 6ront ab3u.
aeben. alein 0ie Reduung itimmte
tDie0er einnal niht. llnbeirrt ourh
ous. mas Iid on Der nto8eooniiten
6ront ereiqnete. ieBte 6nlfenbopn
ieinen Sieges5ag ourh 0os meitlide
Rrundhien fort, uilo Radenien bIieb
rubig in Der 9obruoiha Iteben. go
rouf or bort tUartete. mar nift
idper 3u erraten; nur Die aliierten
Strutegen errieten es niht unn ers
giugen fih in mimoerbaren 5pefula.
tionen. Sect oiirfte linen Elm 2iht
alfgegengen iein. 0odeuien bat ge.
tportet, big 6aIfenbonns Sturm.
fduren melt aeHug borgeorungen
poren, lin eiren bequetnen Gouolt.
iibergnrg 81 iiafern. nit ben Dor.
b~ereitungen fonrte CT beginner, ais
fSoIfenbaDns Sruppen groioiua err.
reiht batten. Sr5piihen b1tten lie
nuh Grioba geidubert. 70 ooB Die
bort fte6enoe 4rmee Der 8erbunOeten
ebenfaas fir Rem 6elo3ua in Rlt-
mdnien berfiiqbar miro mir0 Der
ueitere 8ormorih bon 0ieier Seite
genleiniam erfolgen. 5hlagt 6ieier
&ormarih ipie nod Dem ~llebergang
Maodeniens tber bte DOMAIN at CT.
tparten it, Die 0itlide gfihtung Elm,
10 entitebt fir Die Dor gampol1mg,
iil6Ii9 bonn Gotenturnl. uno Cora.
burger 95aB STR 3eit nod tdinpfens
ben GltrnGnen bie @efabr zines gliif.
ongriffs, ons beiBt iie fpiir0en 5rDis
iden snei 5euer geraten ul1o bon
9or0en uub 6aben erorldt tDeroen.
Sic fpdrert alio, I'M oieier 0efabr
81 enteeben gum Hiid5ltg ge8fDuft.
gen, urro Die brittle uro oierte ar.
Der 8erban6eten niiroea in Den
geiib BEG 5fpeiten beoeitiamen Balm.
fnotcnpunftes 8ife8ci gelongen Gas
be0eutet Die a~ufroaltng Der Qeiom.
ten rlimdniihen arneen bon @efen
nod Often. BON Grojoha iber Bites
Il mad 8loesci mo neifer mad gn
gen, ben bic gabn nod graila
ufto @nIos beberribenoen 8irnft.
Domit niirOe ntd 9uforeit, un5nei.
oos 3ieI Nlodeniens, Der.
loren fem. Die aufrolung Der
rltm1niihen armeet an Der norolt.
den un6 neitliden 5ront ottrd bic
5aIfenbaDns unb ourh bic
Mafeniens inn Siioen muB
oen rumdniihm 5elo5ig gum 4b.
bringen. Ger 1ebergang 0la-
iiber Oie 9onaii miro 6ieie
gntDidelung beidleunigen.
TaÌˆgliche Omaha tribuÌˆne. [volume] (Omaha, Nebr.) 1912-1926, 1916-11-28
1ltartin CMtber 1(caSemp,
GterIina, Webrnsfa.

9eben benz regelmGBioen afaoenifhn aiua8 miro oub IN Sfesm
Sabre fir io6e iunge 2ate, Die ipdbren6 Der Sonmernonate or6eifen
Hliieh, a6er germ Die &tuternonate 81 ibrer ~aus6tloung berpenben
piroen,
Elm bmrmouafider Ninhrfnrins
etngendte mer6en. Geriebe begnnt am %. aoomber unb Sa,qrt bis
Guoe War5. Jolgenbe Solder Der0en getebrt: Reigton, gnaiIb CPeo6ina
Spelling, 2eterprihug, 8enmonibip), Geography, Commercial q oS
agriculture, Bookkeeping. auBeroem fann aud llnterrtht In gbbenrifina
l0 Weuft genormen mer0en.
Die Soften beouen fd Ggoor6, Guitorb 2idt Seiamo eiuoeShro.
ie) auf etpa 5000 fir ben 9anoen qurhs. 92h5ubrinQen if MIR sic
n6hge 9ethpdIdc fir Jingle b0.
Q%nnrelOurgen peroen 10 bIO aIs mool6 er6eten (enq[id ober
beiHdD uner Der 4oreie bes Directors 7 ~
9. gersfraeHr, Sterling, aebrasfa.
TaÌˆgliche Omaha tribuÌˆne. [volume] (Omaha, Nebr.) 1912-1926, 1916-11-28
9opifa Wettert ant bentide Bomber

Supllu lOgIltAt uHf UkAbtubt 2UNtVEH.
Der amerifaniIhe geionote in
@ufareit, Ser Charles 8opifd. Elm
ebemaliger ti6ehiiher gbicdgoer
grauberr, beflagt fih biffer. 0aB Die
oeltldea 5Iieger gomben ouf 8ufd.
reIt fperFen. @r betradtet ods oils
cine @emeinbeit. COB grforeit cine
6eitlmg III, ineiB &err0 npif1 ieoen-
Iaas nidf. ssn Chicago mar er nIs
eiuA 1issae3eihneter mto gliidliher
BifphlcfpieEer befaunt, nno wobr.
ideinIiA bat Ct IN 8ufareit @eIe-
aenbcit eefuuDen ieinc fpiHtigite
5ages6eihdftigung wicoer nuf3uneb
men. so bah e feline geIeaen.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1916-09-14
WHEN FOES MEET IN AIR
German Lieutenant Tells Of Engage
ment in Which French Aviators
Lost Their Lives.

Zone afternoon q French flyer ap-
peared," says a German lieutenant.
ut circled over Douaumont and then
rose high above the clouds. For a long
time it seemed to be just hanging in
the air. And then-from our side there
arose a buzzing, a fierce, sharp buzz
zing, and it made straight like a bee
line for the little French flyer. 1t
went through the clouds and disap-
peared. Nothing could be seen. The
clouds covered all. Five minutes of
suspense passed, and then a shot, and
after that a roaring. We waited
b~reathlessly, and then two little black
spots were seen breaking through the
clouds. Tiny little spots, and these
spots were the two French ayiators.
They grew bigger as they fell. A mo-
ment after the men came the flaming
machine. 1t came down roaring and
crashing. Its wings were yet on fire.
and the red, white and blue Of the
~tricolors looked like a revolving
American barber pole. Everything
crushed to the earth, a hopeless, man
gled Again a spot broke through
the clouds. 1t came swift and straight,
without any spectacular showing. 1t
al Boelke returning home"
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1916-09-14

why did you make no report-was
it TO shield D'Artigny?"
l hesitated, yet the answer had to
be Made.
"The Sieur d'Artigny was my friend.
monsieur. l did not believe him guilty.
yet my evidence would have cast sus-
picion upon him. l felt it best to re-
main still and wait"
You suspected another?'
"Not then, monsieur, but since"
Cassion sat silent, not overly pleased
with my reply, but De Baugis smiled
grimly.
"By my faith" he said, "the tale
gathers interest. You have grown TO
suspect another since, madame-dare
you name the MANI"
My eyes sought the face Of De Ton
ty, and he nodded gravely.
ut can do no harm, madame" he
muttered softly. "Put the paper in
De Baugis' hand"
l drew it, crumpled, from out the
bosom of my dress, rose to my feet.
and held it forth to the captain of
dragons, He grasped it wonderingly.
what is this. madame?"
"0ne page from a letter of instruc-
ton. Read it, monsieur; you will rec
| ognize the handwriting"
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1916-09-14
cHAPTER xx-contInued.

'SThlck as flies out there, monsieur"
he answered. "and with a marksman
or two among them. Not ten minutes
since Bowain got a ball in his head"
~And no orders to clear the devils
4out?"
"No, monsieur-only to watch that
they do not form for n rush"
The commandments office was built
against the last stockade-a long hut
mo more pretentious than the others.
"A sentry stood at each side Of the
CLOSED door, but De Tonty ignored
them and ushered me into the room.
1T was not large, and was already well
silled. a table Uttered with papers &C.
cupying the central space, De Baugis
and De la Durantaye seated beside 1t,
while numerous other figures were
standing pressed against the walls. |
recognized the familiar faces of sew
peral of our party, but before l recov-
cred from my first embarrassment De
fBaugis arose, and with much polite
nes offered me a chair.
De Tonty remained beside me, his
hand resting on my chair back, as he
4coolly surveyed the scene. Cassion
pushed past, and occupied a vacant
chair, between the other officers, laying
his sword on the table. My eyes swept
about the circle of faces seeking DAT
*igny, but he was not present. But for
a slight shutting Of feet, the silence
was oppressive. Cassion's unpleasant
voice broke the stiffness.
IN. de Tonty, there is a chair yon-
der reserved for your use"
81 prefer remaining beside Madame
Cassion," he answered calmly. at
would seem she has few friends in this
company"
1--WE are all her friends" broke In
DE Baugis, his face flushing, "but we
are here to do justice, and avenge a
possesses certain knowledge which has
not been revealed. Other witnesses
have testified, and we would now
listen to her word. Sergeant of the
guard, bring in the prisoner"
He entered by way of the real door,
nanacled, and with an armed soldier
on either side. Coatless and ~barehead-
ed, he stood erect in the place assigned
MIN, and as his eyes swept the faces,
his stern look changed to a smile as
mis- glance met mine. My eyes were
still upon him, seeking eagerly for
some message of guidance, when Cas-
sion spoke.
an. de Baugis will question the wit
mess"
"The court will pardon me-" said
D'Artigny. THE witness to be heard
as madame?"
Certainly; what means your inter
aruption?'
'"To spare the lady unnecessary en-
barrassment. She is my friend, and,
mo doubt, may find it difficult to testify
against me. l merely venture to ask
her to give this court the exact TRUTH
"Your words are impertinent."
~No, NJ. de Baugis," I broke In, I'M
R1erstanding all that was meant. "Sieur
sT'Artigny has spoken in kindness, aud
has my thanks. I am ready now to
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1916-09-14

hold him to account for his insult, and
the fellow met us with such gracious
speech, that the four of us drank TO-
gether like old comrades. The others
are there yet, but I had a proposition
to make you-so left them"
ga proposition, monsieur?"
cay, a declaration of peace, If you
will. Listen, Adele, for this is the
last time l speak you thus fairly. You
are my wife by law of Holy church.
Never have you loved me, yet l can
pass that by, if you recognize my
authority. This D'Artigny has come
between us, and now his life is
my hands. I know not that you
love the brat, yet you have that in
terest in him which would prevent
forgiveness Of me if | show no mercy.
So now l come and offer you his life
if you consent to be my wife In truth.
Is that fair"
at may so sound" l answered calm
ly, "yet the sacrifice is all mine. How
Woulq you save the manF
"By affording him opportunity to
escape during the night; first accepting
his pledge never to see you again."
Think you he would give such a
pledge?"
Cassion laughed sarcastically.
"Bah, what man would not a v his
life! 1t is for you to speak the word"
Monsieur" I said firmly, 81 under
stand your proposition, and refuse it.
l will make no pledge"
"You leave him to die?"
IF it be Gods will. l cannot dis
honor myself, even to save life. You
have my answer. l bid you go"
Never did l see such look of beastly
rage In the face Of any man. He had
lost power Of speech, but his fingers
clutched as though he had my throat
in their grip. Frightened, l stepped
back, and Chevet's pistol cleaned in
my hand.
you hear me, monsieur-go"
He backed out the door, growing
and threatening. ! caught little of
what he said, nor did 1 In the least
care. All asked, or desired, was to
be let alone, to be free Of his pres
ence. I swung the door in his very
face, and fastened the bar. Through
the thick wood his voice penetrated in
words of hatred. Then it ceased, and
I was alone in the silence, sinking
down %nerveless beside the table, my
face buried in my hands.
had done right; l knew | had done
right, yet the reaction left me weak
and pulseless. I saw now clearly
what must be done. Never could l live
! with this Cassion; never again could
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1916-09-14

back. taking refuge behind the table,
as the door opened, and he strobe in.
glancing first at me, then suspiciously
about the apartment.
"You are alone?"
"Assuredly, monsieur; did you sus-
pect others to be PRESENT."
"How did l know; you have time
enough to spare for others, although
have had no word with you since you
came. l come now only to tell you
the news"
"If 1t be the condemnation of Sieur
d'Artigny, you may spare your words"
"You know that! Who brought you
the messageT
what difference, monsieur? l
would know the result without mes
senger. You have done your masters
will. What said De Tonty when you
told him?"
Cassion laughed, as though the
memory was pleasant.
Faith, madame, if you base your
hopes there on rescue you'll scarce
meet with great result. De Tonty is
all bark. Mon Dieu! went in to
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1916-09-14
LEARN LATIN IN SEVEN DAYS
Two oregon Girls Perform Remark
able Educational Feat Under New
System of Training.

Betty Schafer, thirteen, and Jane
Campbell, fourteen, translated q few
days ago a 200-word composition into
Latin after only seven days instruc-
ton. Doctor Berle, national educator
of Cambridge, Mass., is employing the
services Of the two girls to show the
pedagogical classes at the university
the time that can be saved in teaching.
Seven days before neither girl had
ever studied any Latin. In the compo-
sItion submitted there was not a mis-
take In vocabulary or position and the
other FRO were very few. The trans
lation called for the use Of the first
and second declension.
'The secret lies in teaching the pu-
pills to associate" Doctor Berlc said.
II started Jane and Betty by having
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1916-09-14

Dear witness frankly. What is 1t you
desire me to tell, monsieurg"
THE story Of your midnight visit
TO the Mission garden at st. Ignace,
the night Hugo Cheyet was killed.
Tell it in your own words, madame"
AS | began my voice trembled, and
II was obliged to grip the arms Of the
chair to keep myself firm. l read SYM
apathy in De Baugis' eyes, and ad.
stressed him alone. Twice he asked me
tquestions, in so kindly a manner as to
win instant reply, and once he checked
fCassion when he attempted to inter-
srupt, his voice stern with authority.
4 told the story simply, plainly, with
mo attempt at e~qu.vocation, and when
III ceased speaking the room was as
silent as a tomb. De Baugls sat mo-
fionless, but Cassion stared at me
across the table, his face dark with
passion.
wait" he cried as though thinking
ime about to rise. ''There are ques-
idons YETI
Monsieur" said De Baugis coldly.
i~If there are questions 1t is my place
to ask them,D
~Ay,' angrily beating his hand on
the board, but 1t Is plain to be seen
the woman has bewitched you. No
4 viii not be denied I am comman.
sdant here. and with force enough be
Blind me to make my will law. ScowI
~ you will, but here Ia La Barrels com,
mission, and dare you ignore II. 81
answer me, madame--you saw D'Ar
skigny bend over the body Of Chevet-
was your uncle then dead2"
II know not, monsieur; but there
auas no movement"
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1916-09-14

them learn the vocabularies through
looking up ever English derivatiye.
When we came to the word 'magnus'
they went to the dictionary and found
'magnanimous,' magnificent 'magni-
fy,' and so on. Those girls will never
forget that 'magnus' means great
"As a result these girls know their
vocabularies. The trouble with the
average person is that they cannot col
lect together what they already know,
Every subject studied should be made
to coordinate with what one is study
ing In other lines"
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1916-09-14
Nothing New.

"The present fashion in. dress for
women is entirely too conservative"
Conservative? l should call it any
thing but that"
isn't a conservative one who sticks
to the old order of things"
"Yes, I suppose So"
"Well, the costumes Of today come
pretty near going back to the original
Garden Of Eden styles"
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1916-09-14

L Of a great nations conflict. To hold "its place in
the sun, is the object of every business in the great
fight for industrial and commercial supremacy.
To be able to hold "'its place in the sun" is the supreme
test of an-asphalt roof. 1t is the sun, not rain or snow,
that plays havoc with a.roof. If it can resist the drying
out process Of the sun beating down upon it, day after
day, the rain or snow will not affect it except to wash
it clean and keep it sanitary.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1916-09-14
Saving Money.

"A dollar box Of candy for me, hub
by? Really, ! must curb such extrav-
agahce.n
Il bought you one frequently before
we were married"
But things are different. now. In
stead OF a dollar box Of candy 1t
would have been better to have gotten
me a ten-cent box, and a sports coat,
and that parasol | want 80 much.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1916-09-14
Naturally Surprised.

An old German furniture dealer had
a woman customer who was a great
talker. Nobody could get away from
her when she started in. One day he
sent a clerk to the lady's house to try
to collect a bill. When the clerk re-
turned empty handed. the old Ger
man said
"Velll Vat did de lady say?"
"She did not say anything, sir. She
was mute" replied the clerk.
"vatl" exclaimed the surprised Ger
man; was she dead?n
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1916-09-14
Findlnu Fault.

''The prisoners here seem to be a
contented lott
YES. They have little to complain
Of. However, / have discovered one
inmate who is disconnected"
"What Is 1t aboutT
HE says the intramural literary
clubs don't devote as much attention
as they ought to the study Of Brown
ing"
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1916-09-14
Imnortanf to Mothera
Gratitude.

II say" the visitor told the police
sergeant, my neighbor had all his
chickens stolen last night"
"How many?"
ooh, | don't know!"
"You want to make a report of these
chickens being stolenY
"No; Ill let him do that"
"Well' (impatiently) "what do you
want?"
"Why, l just wanted to ask you, If
the police catch that chicken-thief, to
give him my thanks !"
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1916-09-14
Promoters Of NluiIance.

"Aren't you afraid your course will
make you some enemies?"
"TIl have to take a chance replied
Senator Sorghum. Sometimes it's bet
ter to have a few enemies SO as to keep
you from getting too good-natured and
careless"
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1916-09-14
covETEp az All

but possessed by few-a beautiful
head Of hair. If yours ia streaked with
gray, or is harsh and stiff, you al re-
store 1t to its former beauty and Ius-
ter by using La Creole" Hair Dress
ing. Price 81. 00.-Adv.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1916-09-14
ReSnite.

poor Mr.. Grimes next door is laid
up with rheumatism"
"That so? l thought it was funny l
hadn't heard that darned old player
pianoNof his for the last three or four
days."
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1916-09-14
Mixina Comparisons.

"Don't you think that Jones would
be a good one for our best manp
"Oh, I know a better"
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1916-09-14

More than 10000 government civil
employees are paid less than $500 a
ynor
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1916-09-14
Getting over obstructlons.

NtR"V5 SbSN NVES's
Bill-They say he's great in a hur-
die race.
Jill-That's right; he is.
"Where did he learn?"
"Why, his people used to do house
cleaning stunts four times a year."
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1916-09-14

THIS IL THE AGE OF YOUTH
You will look ten years younger if you
dsrken your ugly. grizzly, gray hairs by
using La Creole Hair Dressing.-Adv
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1916-09-14

Butter and cowardly soldiers develop
like reactions if exposed to fire.