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The Washburn times. [volume] (Washburn, Wis.) 1896-1976, 1916-03-30
BACKACHE, LUMBAGO

Uric acid causes backache. pains
here and there. rheumatism, govt.
gravel, neuralgia and sciatica. II was
DR.. Pierce who discovered q new
agent, called "Anuric." which will
throw out and completely eradicate
this uric acid from the system. "An-
uric" is 81 times more potent than
IithIa, and consequently you need no
longer fear muscular or articular rheu.
matism or govt or many other dis.
eases which are dependent on uric
acid within the body.
II you feel that tired, worn-out
feeling, backache, neuralgia, or IL your
sleep is disturbed by too frequent uri.
nation, go to your best drug store and
ask for Doctor Pierce's Anuric Tab
let's, full treatment SOC, or send 10
cents for q trial package of "Anuric-
Tablets to DR.. Pierce. Invalids' Hotol
Buffalo. ~ Z,
The Washburn times. [volume] (Washburn, Wis.) 1896-1976, 1916-03-30
In the effort to eradicate
HEADACHE and NEURALGIA

Hoyt's Headache and Neuralgia Cologne
now heads the list as successful remedy
for the relief of headache, nervousness, IN
somnia, car sickness, etc:
The dangerous tablet has had it's day.
Hoyt's Headache and Neuralgia Cologne
is a harmless, refreshing, fragrant prepa-
ration, marvellous in its action, reliev-
ing nervousness, sleeplessness, exhaustion
and all head and nerve ailments by ex-
ternal use and inhaling. 1t is not nerve
food, but a nerve soother. By giving the
nerves a rest they furnish their own food
and tone, and all nerve pains disappear :.
For children's colds and catarrh 1t Is
lust the remedy, harmless and efficient and
so pleasant to use For men a pleasant
remedy to relieve and clear sef the head This hs IS
, nnt an ssx mems nreparations at so cents
bottle, because it brings the relief. It has
many imitators at less price, but if they
do not bring the desired results they are
not cheap at any price. =,
Get Hoyt's and you viii be satisfied.
For sale at all drug stores.
The Washburn times. [volume] (Washburn, Wis.) 1896-1976, 1916-03-30

will. I'll look up this advertisement
right away"
One hour later Weary Jim sat in a
maze. He had called at the house in
Berry avenue, to be rebuffed by the
servant, to be bowed and scraped to,
almost Rugged by Lawyer Adam
Sharp The latter ushered Jim into
his elegantly appointed library as
though he were some prince. He I'M
folded an astonishing story.
"a / distant relative, a half uncle,
whom Jim, the last of the family line.
had long forgotten, had left to Jim his
entire fortune, viz: $4,000 in cash, a
sumptuous residence, free and clear
Of all incumbrance.
You mean-you mean," gasped Jim,
that ll-that-is-mine!'
"Unqualifiedly," assented the suave
attorney.
ITO do as like WITH"
Without bar or hindrance."
"Now-right now, an advance, a
slight advance" pressed Jim anx-
iously.
We'll, the banks are closed" ex-
planned Sharp, and you will have to
go into court as formality, but in the
meantime. if you will appoint me your
permanent legal representative in the
matter of the estate, | will advance
you whatever you want" ,.a 4s.4
Then gimme a dollar" said Jim
eagerly. II sHt
"A dollar. My friend, you need a
great deal more than that just to, ali!
chem! rehabilitate yourself. | will
give you $780, and he produced the
crisp inviting bank notes that made
Jim's mouth water. Il would suggest
a bath, becoming suit of clothes, a
suite at good hotel and | will meet
you at my office at ten O'Clock to-
morrow morning, go into court and
place the estate cash of thirty thou
sand dollars to your account at the
bank. All, my DEAR" he interrupted
himself as an angular, vixen-faced
lady entered the room, let me have
the pleasure of introducing Mr.. New.
tommy daughter. Hyacinth."
"Oh, DEAR piped the spinster Ian
guidly, have ySu found the gentle
man at last? How sweet, how roman
tic." and she almost caressed this ex-
pected-victimi .sffsa SIS
Weary Jim LEFT the house like one
in a dream. One thing his more con-
spicuous senses aimed for and land
ed. This was at a restaurant. The
meal Jim ate astounded the waiter. Its
volume So surprised the proprietor
that he approached before = was fin
ished and intimated the sycss amount
involved. Unctuous and Iull-mouthed.
| Jim pulled out a five-dollar bill.
Give the change to the waiter" he
directed grandiloeuently.
One week later. Weary Jim came
out of the mansion he had inherited,
by way of the rear door and with a
scared look on his face. He almost
ran until he reached a point some
squares distant.
"Whew." he painted, I'm out of that
| for good-I've escaped"
What Jim had escaped" from was
misery. For him wealth had brought
torment. A bath had made him ten,
der and the fiannels irritated him
The Washburn times. [volume] (Washburn, Wis.) 1896-1976, 1916-03-30
Advice to the Healthy.

Don't spit on floors or sidewalks.
Set the consumptive a good example.
If you must spit, spit into cutters or
into spittoon.
Live in the open air as much as
possible.
Keep the windows open summer and
winter. at home and at work.
Sleep with the windows open; but
be sure that the entire body is warm
ly clad.
Fresh air, whether moist or dry,
warm or cold, is good for you.
Breathe through the nose. Breathe
deeply.
Avoid dust. Avoid dusty occupa-
lions. Never stir up dust by dry
sweeping. Sprinkle water or moist
sawdust, or moist bits of paper over
the floor before sweeping. busting
should be done with a moist cloth.
The Washburn times. [volume] (Washburn, Wis.) 1896-1976, 1916-03-30

ing and breaking
the hearts of sus-
ceptible women.
ri d n g a W a y.
laughing at them
the more strict
he is apt to be with
his avn house
hold when he has
become a staid
elderly married
-man-and the ia
Tiers of grown
daughters. II the
girls are of jolly
t e m p e r a N ent,
fond of heart.
and also of the
society of the OPP
posite sex, he has
The Washburn times. [volume] (Washburn, Wis.) 1896-1976, 1916-03-30
To Build Up
After Grippe, Colds
Bad Blood

Take a blood cleanser and Alternative
that starts the liver and stomach into
vigorous action, called Dr.. Pierce's
Golden Medical Discovery because OF
one of its principal ingredients-the
Golden Seal plant. It assists the body
To manufacture rich red blood which
feeds the heart-nerves-brain and
organs of the body. The organs work
smoothly like machinery running In
oil. You feel clean. strong and siren
nous. Buy Medical Discovery" to-
day and in O few days you win know
that the bad blood n passing out. and
new, rich, pure blood II filling your
vssns and arteries.
The Washburn times. [volume] (Washburn, Wis.) 1896-1976, 1916-03-30
The Dear Things.

This is the kind of stuff you hear
on the front porch:
why. George, how dare you! NOW
you can just go right home. ana don .
you ever. ever speak to me again!
Geor.c goes-as far as the steps.
Let me come back. please III DC
good. honest. will"
If you're going to be good, there
isn't any reason for coming back
"Oh. you little angel"
George. dear, can't breathe. -
The Gargoyle.
The Washburn times. [volume] (Washburn, Wis.) 1896-1976, 1916-03-30
IaIlE5iEntzanAbeyS
= IUIY(N =
TI[ApEg5pI(S
cpezeznZ ms 6y M HeGZDgeE Ms1SaeEF J,nUrHE
GIRLS DISLIKE HOME RULING.
ceensuuz las, ar M t,erzAeE nzxaeaeEN J'e'u'

! believe we were made to be gay.
And all of youth not given to love !.
Is vainly squandered away.
And strewn through life's labors
Like gold IN the desert sands
Are loves sweet kisses. and signs. and
vows
And the clasp of clinging hands.
The gayer, more of free lance a
man has been in his single days, f1irt-
The Washburn times. [volume] (Washburn, Wis.) 1896-1976, 1916-03-30
He Got EN-.

Customer-Give me pair OF Cpl
ders.
Clerk-Er-beg pardon?
Customer-A pair of web suspend
ers. .e
The Washburn times. [volume] (Washburn, Wis.) 1896-1976, 1916-03-30

A frenzied financier is one who pro-
vides for his family at the expense OF
those who are not cognizant of his
game.
The Washburn times. [volume] (Washburn, Wis.) 1896-1976, 1916-03-30

Talk is so cheap that many q man
has to take IL back.
The Washburn times. [volume] (Washburn, Wis.) 1896-1976, 1916-03-30

Pessimists are the best thing there
ia for sitting around and Matching out
misery.
The Washburn times. [volume] (Washburn, Wis.) 1896-1976, 1916-03-30

Rather than stand up for their prin'
ciples some men win sit down on
cushion and let their money taiK-
The Washburn times. [volume] (Washburn, Wis.) 1896-1976, 1916-03-30

The public educational system OF
Greater New York shows total regis
tration of 1885 pupils.
The Washburn times. [volume] (Washburn, Wis.) 1896-1976, 1916-03-30
WHEN YOUTHFUL CHARMS FADE.

Too late, alas! / must confess
You need not arts to move me:
Such charms by nature, you possess,
'Twere madness not to love ye
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1916-05-18
A DECEPTION EXPOSED.

The Democratic members of tn
ways aud means committee are going
tu report substitutes for certain parts
n the war tax In a week or SO, accord
iHg to information from the capital
They have found that the stamp tax
is 4 political irritaut. SO they are go
ng to get rid OF IL. But they are GO
ing to substitute other taxes, such ~
an increased income tax and a tax
on munitions. They find 1t necessary
to make up deficits by continuance
Of special taxation. and the change IN
form Of taxation is only a matter of
political eXpediency. The first ex-
planation offered for continuation OF
war taxes is the decreased imports
due to the war This fiction has been
kept up now for two years, but is a
deliberate perVcrsion OF the truth and
Gully insisted upon in the hope that
the ordinary citizen will not investi
gate. Let us look at some of the fig
ures. In March OF this year we had
imports OF S2li.000, 000. which is SAL
560,O 600 more than the imports OF
March, 1914, before the war, and just
Il few months after the Underwood
tariff act had gone into effect The
figures tor March of this year arc
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1916-05-18
THE WAR AT A
-GLANCE-

Progress for the Austrians against
/ the Italians in the southern Tyrol and
on the lower Isonzo and continua-
tiun OF the Russian advance through
Ikurdestan toward Mosul, the Russian
objective being the EaSdad railway,
are related in the latest official COM
munications from Vienna and Petro-
giad In the other thcaters there
is much artillery fight but little .ac-
tiNity by infantry.
The Austrians in the region sGutn
aud southeast of Trent in the south
crn Tyrol are reported by Vienna to
have captured Italian trenches at sew
cral points, taking prisoners 2.565
men, among them 65 Officers. and
captured seven guns and | machine
guns. The entry of Austrians into
Italian trenches east of Montalcone,
near the head of the gulf of Triest,
and the capture here of additional
Officers and men also Is recorded by
Vienna.
l'etrograd reports that the Russian
force which recently drove out the
Turks from the Iowanduz region rs
continuing its progress westward 10
the town OF Mosul and the Tigris river
re cgiun and drawing nearer to the Edg-
dad railway. 10 the northwest
around Diarbckr the Turks attempted
an attack on the Russians, but were
ropulsed On the greater portion Of
the line in Bclgium and France the
artillery Of both the Germans and the
entente allies continues active, being
especially vigorous in Belgium in the
regions of DiXmude and st. Georges
and in France around the Avocourt
wood, hill 800 and lie Mort iIommc,
northwest of Verdun.
The Germans have delivered an
other infantry attack against the
French positions west of hill 3O4 for
the possession ot which there has
been much sanguinary fighting, but
the mancuVcr was again checked by
the French curtain of fire. The Ger
mans in the lake region between
Dvinsk and wilma attacked and occd-
pied advanced Russian trenches near
Lake Dole. The Russians, however,
in counter-attacE expelled the IN
vadcrs and drove them back to their
formed positions. In the lower Stfipa
region of Galicia the Teutons
launched an attack against the tus-
sian trenches, but were repulsed.
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1916-05-18
BEGIN CAMPAIGN TO
RAISE 100000

The Holy Family church campaign
to raise 100000 in six days for the
liquidation of the parish debt is now
Gu in full swing. At a supper served
by the ladies OF the parish in the
church basement Tuesday evening the
members of the Ii teams We're given
their final instructions and will start
forth this morning on the whirlwind
campaign TO establish a new record
for raising funds for religious pur-
poses.
The captains and workers were as
signed their prospects last evenin-,
and an effort is to be. made to visit
as many OF the prospective donors
as possible during the day. At a
meeting to be held at the campaign
headquarters this evening the teams
will make a report on their progress
for the first day. Meetings will be
held each evening during the six days
OF the campaign.
At the supper last evening C. j.
Sheffield acted as POSTMASTER. C.. w.
Daley responded to the first boost
and was followed by j. = Flanagan,
". l.. Connelley. Rev. John Van Gas
tel and the pastor, Rev. John q.
Herring. Several impromptu speeches
were made by members OF the various
teams. The program was opened with
the singing of the Boosters Club
Song" by the assembly and closed with
the singing of the Red, White and
Blue" also by the assembly.
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1916-05-18
SEEING. \ LIGHT.

Nearly two years ago there was
created by act OF congress federal
trade commission" which was cN-
| pcctcd 10 do great things in the way
Of discovering and destroying unfair
competition In view of the urgency
with which the bill was pushed by the
administration it was the popular ina
pfession that the newly-creatcd body
would make itself forcibly felt in
Icurbing the aggressons of monopoly
and breaking up it's influence. Bu;
these expectations have not been ful-
flied. In fact. so tame and pacific
| has this commission been that most
people had even forgotten there was
| such "A thing. Now il has come to life
| once more, but in an entirely unoN-
roctcd rolc-not as the avowed enemy
of monopoly not as the champion or
| the sherman law, but as an advocate
of combinations and pleading for an
amendment to the sherman law that
would permit greater liberty in bring q
Ing about combinations for the benc-
| III of our foreign trade. The commits
| sion finds that other nations enjoy
marked ADVANTAGES in foreign trade
because of superior facilities ana
more effective ORGANIZATIONS. In
other words. the commission. after
twenty months of investigation, has
arrived at the conclusion that Ameri-
can trade is hampered by the very
restrictions that we're Intended To re-
strain the growth of domestic monop-
DIV While created to put stop 10
combinations in home business, its
studies of the question have led IT TO
recommend The encouragement oi
combinations to better secure ana
hold the trade of other nations. Th's
is what the Republican party has
argued for years, and that is why Re
publicans have stood firm for tariff
law that would equalize this handi-
cap. The Democratic party TOOK
Great credit for the creation of thus
trade commission but in the coming
campaign it will hardly point with
rride to the achievements of this par
ticular body, not only because 1t mas
rot done what il was created for, nut
bccouso its first recommendation runs
counter to Democratic ideas
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1916-05-18
: DEMOCRATIC NIiW

\ Democrat, long prominent in con-
Iress, gives the following oxplana-
ton OF the Democratic opposition to
Mr.. Wilson in congress. lie says:
I'VE all respect the president, but he
lacks sound judgment on national af-
fairs and experience in dealing with
great public questions. Ills changed
views confuse us. We do not care to
criticisc him publicly, but we do not
feel like rushing TO put through meas
urcs to carry out his present views
when they directly antagonize what
he has said and what we have done
heretofore. This preparedness legis-
lat.on Is In that line. II will cost a
lot OF money that must be raised by
taxation. II we add largely TO the
existing taxation we cannot hope for
success at the polls next November. II
is In direct antagonism to the presi.
dents former views, so we move slow
" In that limo. In tho same way he
asks for n tariff commission and puts
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1916-05-18
So Wclcomc. BOYS in Blue.

One division of the army of Amer
lea, the boys who wore the blue, is
being entertained in Tulsa this week.
In no partisan spirit, this time. do we
write, when we admit that the nation
has never honored them half enough.
II will be sad day for patriotism
when the last tottering comrade has
answered the assembly call on the
other side. Don't insist upon going
too fast. boys, the tales you tell OF the
old days. the very eloQuence Of your
presence, are needed now as never be-
fore, TO focus the eyes of the young
men of America upon the sovereign
right OF their country TO their highest
loyalty in peace and war. Let's send
greetings 10 the other division OF the
old army-the boys who wore the
gray
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1916-05-18
TIE MAN ABOUT
TOWN
Whom "Dixic" Sounded Best.

There are some good things every
where. II is passing strange, but the
first proper respect shown the ma
tional anthem in Tulsa, to our knowl-
edge. was given Monday night at the
boxing contest When the band began
the inspiring strains OF the star
Spangled Banner" every person IN
the house arose and every hat came
off shortly after the band played
Dixie" and everybody cheered, as
usual. The Man About Town admits
that he has been seriously annoyed
at times to have the indifference
shown the nations hymn, which has
becn all too common in Tulsa. Whlle
the men of other nations are showing
their patriotism by the shedding OF
their own blood. certainly the simple
ceremony of rising to the feet dur ,
ing the playing of this music should
aupeal to all. 1t is to be hoped that
the custom, once started. Will al
ways be observed by our citizens. For
the first time, we could not refrain
from Joining in the enthusiasm shown
when pixie" was played-and all be-
cause % what had gone before.
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1916-05-18
SUSCEPTIBLE OF PROOF.

4 great Gtl, has been said about
the empty natio1a! treasury and the
democracy has been rounlly ccnsured
fer It's eNtrarsgance, Some people
will think this is Just political buu-
crmbe, bu; the situation is too pain
fully true to bc dismissed in this
manner TO So ahead ard ciyc all
tho figures would take up lot Of
space and pc such dry rcldinc that
many people would skip It over and
be no wiser than before But there
/. ample support Of the charge at the
hands Of conscientious Democrats
Who hive more respect fer tho truth
than for the party plans. Recently
IN debate Congressman Bailey of
cnnsyNa3ia, a lifelong and loyal
l'enocrat. said. 1t is true that the
treasury is in a depleted condition.
We have gone IN spending money
with a lavish hand. which we should
not have done. Tpe Baltimore plat
form pledged the Democratic party to
rigid economy in expenditures ON
the contrary. expenditures have beer
more lavish than ever before. In
many directions they have exceeded
all previous rocords. Economy has
been a watchword OF Democracy.
That this wgtchword should have lost
It's mcanin- in these later days is not
cas.on for the retention Of the tax on
sa-lr IL decent economy were prac.
uced in carrying on the affairs of the
government ! want to protest WITH
all my might aasiust this betrayal OF
Democratic pledges I,Ntravagance is
nourishlng unchecked with even
ordinary prudence We might bring eN-
pcndituyes within the limits Of In
come. il rricvcs me TO stand i'm op-
position 10 my party ON this matter.
Iut 7 cannot make light OF my given
word I shall remain loyal to the
llelEc c.vCu and stand true to the
people And this IS only one OF the
many protests that have gone up at
the orrauc fiscal policy of the admin
istra;on, and the uiquity was topped
or with the repeated efforts Of the
treasury department to give out a
false impression ~ the condition of
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1916-05-18
Oats Are Safe From Groom p,o

Ifof '. II. Sanborn, head of the de-
iartment Of entomology at Oklahoma
a. Il NJ. college, has returned from a
tonr OF Texas and Oklahoma counties
that nave reported infestation of the
green bug, and after a careful study of
the subject on the ground. issued the
following advice to Oklahoma farm
ets relative tc oat sowing:
AS far as possible appearance of
the green bug is concerned, the cat
ana wheat crop will be safe. 1t is uu-
derstood that many farmers have
been delaying the sowing of oats on
account OF possible infestatiun. To
these farmers we wish to emphasize
the fact that there is no need for
iurther delay. Sowing may proceed
with safety"
Professor Sanborn found that all of
the fall-sown oats and 80 Of the wheat
IN four Texas counties have been
killed by the green bug. Sudden,
sharp cold spells and the appearance
OF parasites that prey on the green
bug have reduced the numbers OF
bugs however, and no further dam
age OF consequence is expected. The
expenses os Professor Sanborn's trip
were borne by a prominent Texas
grain man, j Perry Burrus, who want
ed reliable information en- the pros
poets for green bug damage this
spring.
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1916-05-18
CITY FATHERS NAME
SUPERVISING HEADS
Personnel of Cemetery, LII
brary, Plumbing and
Traffic Boards.

The attention Of the city commits
sioners during yesterdays meeting
was directed for the most part to the
selection of members on bodies super
yising control of the library, the Gem
eteries, the plumbing inspection de-
partment and OF committee ap-
pointed to draft a proper ordinance
for the control of traffic on the prin-
cipal streets of the city.
Mrs. w. NJ. Ross was reappointed
secretary of the library board follow
ing year of faithful service in TINS
capacity and Mrs. j. l.. Martil was
named as a member of the board OF
control of this institution.
The city commissioners appointed
III. .. Green as master plumber on
the plumbing inspection board and
F. NJ McCabe was named as jour
neyman plumber on the same body.
PilkingtOn Chairman.
Traffic Officer James Pilkington
was made chairman of committee
to draft rules and regulations to be
presented to the commissioners with
a view of making some ordinance to
regulate street traffic on Main. be-
tween Second and Fourth. The other
members of this committee, working
in connection with Mr.. Pilkington,
are j. b. Meserve. NJ. McGrath. w.
A. Rayson and Roy Fry. 1t is ex-
pected that these gentlemen will have
their suggestions in proper form to
submit to the commissioners at their
next Tuesdays meeting or at least
the meeting to be held Friday OF
next week.
The commissioners also selected
Lee Clinton and l.. X. Darrow as
members Of the cemetery board. with
power to appoint third member Of
the body. 1t was suggested by the
commissioners that the third member
be chosen from among the prominent
public-spirited women of the city.
During the session several petit
tons for paving were heard by the
officials and, after being discussed,
were referred to the city engineers
department. where investigation will
be made by the experts Of this de-
partment.