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The weekly times-record. (Valley City, N.D.) 1912-1922, 1916-04-20

If some one of the political parties
would put a good weather plank in
their platform they could make a
clean sweep.
The weekly times-record. (Valley City, N.D.) 1912-1922, 1916-04-20

Senator McCumber may have some
thing interesting to say about that
senatorial courtesy" which has always
stood for so much.
The weekly times-record. (Valley City, N.D.) 1912-1922, 1916-04-20

With Wilson and Roosevelt as the
presidential nominees it would prob
ably 20 down in history as the battle
of the foxy grandpas.
The weekly times-record. (Valley City, N.D.) 1912-1922, 1916-04-20

jamestown Alert: Mrs. Thomas
Boyden left this week for Valley City,
where she has taken a position on the
Normal faculty.
The weekly times-record. (Valley City, N.D.) 1912-1922, 1916-04-20

There were ESQ copies of the War
Cry sold in Minot last week, this large
number giving the Salvation Army
man there the title of champion seller
of the United States for the week"
The Youmans case makes it easy to
understand why Minot is such a fertile
field.
The weekly times-record. (Valley City, N.D.) 1912-1922, 1916-04-20

Microbes are not the only pests
there are the fellows with motorcycles
The weekly times-record. (Valley City, N.D.) 1912-1922, 1916-04-20

Mark Twain didn't have anything
on Villa. The reports of his deatf
have also been greatly exaggerated.
The weekly times-record. (Valley City, N.D.) 1912-1922, 1916-04-20

New Rockford is to have daily
newspaper. Without any doubt this is
a capital joke.
The weekly times-record. (Valley City, N.D.) 1912-1922, 1916-04-20
SOME READABLE VERSE
SPRINGS APPROACH

SPRINGS APPROACH
Every time tn Souf Win blows,
Ticklish feelin' in NAH nose,
Makes me sort O. hol NAH breath
'Fraid I'll scare or Win to death
BY the mighty way I sniff,
When l catch his fragrant drift
For l jucks that l can smell
Springtime comm up the dell.
Springtime comm up the dell
Ridin' on tn wind-waves swell,
Bringin' on it's tousled locks
Scent of rose an hollyhocks;
Film hedge an vale with green,
Film me with juice serene,
Till feel tn jasmine vine
Bout my youthful heart entwine.
Blow, or Souf Win, blow yo' best!
Blow tn swallows to their nest!
Blow tn blossoms to tn vine!
Blow tn cones unto tn pine!
For l yum of all the year,
Springs tn time to me most dear.
An my heart renews it's spring,
Every time l hear you sing.
Peoples Home Journal.
-O-
LAUGH 1T OFF
When you feel like falling in"
Laugh it off;
When you're sorry you "have been"
Laugh it off;
Feeling Blue" don't help bit.
Better to be "Glad Of it,"
Laugh it off.
Keep your "Sense of humor" bright,
Laugh it of;
Polish it with all your might,
Laugh it off;
Nothing matters over much,
Tighten up your Wisdom CLUTCH"
Laugh it off.
I am writing this for you,
Laugh it off;
Like as not twill help me, too,
Laugh it off;
Worry never made man,
Let's just do the best we can,
And laugh it off.
Western Underwater.
The weekly times-record. (Valley City, N.D.) 1912-1922, 1916-04-20

FOR SALE - Henderson motorcycle,
four cylinder, two speed. First
class shape. Need the money. viii
sell to first offer. Address Box ia,
city.
The weekly times-record. (Valley City, N.D.) 1912-1922, 1916-04-20

This is an era of specialization, and
The weekly times-record. (Valley City, N.D.) 1912-1922, 1916-04-20
WAN 8

WANTED-Lady cook by single man
on farm, near Litchville, N. D. Call
at this Office. 1-3d-2wp
The weekly times-record. (Valley City, N.D.) 1912-1922, 1916-04-20

here let is be understood @at the spe-
cial wireless controlled torpedo solves
our question of preparedness and de-
Tense. Uncle Sans agent can sit on
the top of Piker's Peak in his wireless
station and annihilate the navies OF
the world. AS Sir Walter Scott in his
Lady of the Lake. made his hero say
to Roderick Dhu and his flock OF VII
lains:
Come one, come all, this rock shall
fly
From it's firm base as soon as L.
The weekly times-record. (Valley City, N.D.) 1912-1922, 1916-04-20

Last call to test seed corn
The weekly times-record. (Valley City, N.D.) 1912-1922, 1916-04-20
WANT NORTHERN PACIFIC
TO BUILD NEW CHANNEL

Mandan, April 14.-A petition ask
ing the Northern Pacific to dig new
channel for the Heart river through
spur of land to strengthen the chan.
mel is being circulated and generally
signed.
The theory of the men actively be-
hind the move is that if a straight
channel was given the river from the
mill to point above the Fort Lin.
coin bridge, there would be no ice
gorges and consequent foods.
T. C. Griffith, of Grand Forks, spent
couple of days in the city the latter
part OF the week, on business.
The weekly times-record. (Valley City, N.D.) 1912-1922, 1916-04-20

Homes not merely roof and room
Home needs something to endear it,
Home is where the heart can bloom,
Where there's some kind lip to
cheer it; Wy"
What is home with none to meet
None to welcome, none to greet us?
Home is sweet-and only sweet
Where there's one we love to meet
US. An Old Favorite.
The weekly times-record. (Valley City, N.D.) 1912-1922, 1916-04-20

FOR SALE-White Russian oats for
seed. Perfectly clean and sure to
grow. Address F. J.. Vandrovec, Rog-
ers, Sec. IA. W.
The weekly times-record. (Valley City, N.D.) 1912-1922, 1916-04-20

THE BEST MEMORY SYSTEM
Forget each kindness that you do
AS soon as you have done it;
Forget the praise that falls to you
The moment you have won it;
Forget the SANDER that you hear
Before you can repeat it.
Forget each slight, each spite, each
sheer,
Wherever you may meet it.
Remember every kindness done
To you whate'er it's measure;
Remember praise by others won
And pass it on with pleasure;
Remember every promise made
And keep it to the letter;
Remember those who give you aid
And be a grateful debtor.
Remember all the happiness
That comes your way IN llVlng;
Forget each worry and distress,
Be hopeful and forgiving;
Remember good, remember truth,
Remember heavens above you
And you will find through age ani
youth,
YTr,1o io1, or6 no ~ 1ouo 1,o,,
Author Unknown
The weekly times-record. (Valley City, N.D.) 1912-1922, 1916-04-20
WHAT is HOME e?

WHAT IS HOMIE?
Homes not made of palace walls
Tho with pictures hung and gilded,
Home is where affection calls.
Filled with shrines the heart hath
builded;
Home to which the faithful dove
Sails beneath the heaven above u.s..
Home is where there's one to love-
Home is where there's one to love
nS.
The weekly times-record. (Valley City, N.D.) 1912-1922, 1916-04-20

From it's firm base as soon as l."
The weekly times-record. (Valley City, N.D.) 1912-1922, 1916-04-20

Harold Hitzman spent Sunday with
his family in the city.
The weekly times-record. (Valley City, N.D.) 1912-1922, 1916-04-20

Come one, come all, this rock shall
The Washington herald., 1916-10-19
MAN and BOY HURT
when AUTOS CRASH
Youth Pulling Express Wagon Mar
rowIy Escapes Injury.

District OF Columbia automobile
driven by Joseph Smith. colored. and an
automobile driven by Eugene Davis. Of
1899 Maryland avenue northeast, collided
yesterday at Tenth and G streets north
east. The Davis machine was driven up
on the sidewalk and damaged to the ex-
tent Of 800 The District automobile was
only slightly damaged.
Four-year-old Eugene Davis, who was
IN his fathers machine. was hurt about
the knee in the collision and attended by
Dr. Barnesly, Of l+46 Maryland avenue
northeast. He was later taken 10 his
home and his condition was said not to
he serious Thomas H. Peack. 36 years
old, of 1904 street northwest, who was
an occupant Of the machine driven by
Smith, was cut on the mouth, but re-
fused hospital treatment.
Thomas Noonan. Is, OF 692 Ninth street
northeast, who was pulling an express
wagon where the collision occurred mar
rowly escaped injury as the two ma
chimes came together. His wagon was
totally demolished, but he was unscarred.
The accident was said TO have resulted
from a misunderstanding OF who had the
right OF way
Another automobile collision occurred
Yesterday when a Federal taxicab, driven
by Allie Speck 1894 G street northwest
and an automobile driven by s. J. Brink
Icy. of North Capitol street and New
York avenue, came together at Sixth and
streets northwest. The damage to
both machines amounted to about SIS
The Washington herald., 1916-10-19
CALLS WILSON rule
%WOEFUL WABBLING"
". R. Harr Attacks Administration $
Policies Before C. o. P. Women.

Honesty versus hypocrisy courage
versus cowardice, principles versus
expediency are the three issues Of this
campaign, and il I mistake not the
temper of the American people, the
three virtues will triumph" said will
lam R. Harr, former Assistant Attor-
ney General. before the Women's Ma
tional Republican Club at the New
Willard Hotel last night
Il regard Mr.. Wilson as far more
dangerous than his party" he said. Mr.
Harr described the policy OF watchful
waiting as one of "woeful wabbling" e."
He said that President Wilson Is
Americas greatest exponent of off,
Cial secrecy and unofficial and unau-
thorized back-door ambassadorships."
In referring to the Presidents for
eign policy, he said that he had sacrI-
feed all principle to expediency and
had acted only according to the imme-
dtate necessity of catering to votes.
For the Lusitania disaster he blamed
the President on the ground that that
disaster would have been averted had
there been a definite official statement
against the proposed action of the
German submarine announced in the
public press before the starting of the
vessel for Europe.
The note of the President to Ger
many dispatched on April IS. protest.
ing in vigorous terms, which commit
ted the government against the aban-
donment Of passengers and crews Of
merchant vessels on the high seas in
open life boats, was mentioned as
inconsistent with the Administrations
present attitude, which takes no ex-
ception to the same practice of ex-
posing lives in open boats of Nam
tucket by German commerce raiders
This. according to Mr.. Harr. "is an
expedient to cater to the German
vote"
Peyton Gordon, the other speaker,
stated that there had been more in
dustrial failures under the Wilson ad-
ministration than since the great panic
of 1897
The Washington herald., 1916-10-19
Waste PAPER PRICE
BOOSTED BY DEALERS
School Children Will Receive so In
stead of 40 Cents f or 100 Pounds.

One direct result Of the campaign for
the saving Of old newspapers by children
Of the public schools was noted yester-
day in an advance Of ten cents a hun
dred pounds in the price offered by deal
ers
1t was expected that 70 cents a hun
dred pounds would be realized from the
sale of the waste paper, but the Board
Of Education yesterday received an Of
ficial bid Of 80 cents a hundred pounds
Another evidence Of the interest which
the movement has created was the in
formation that the Salvation Army and
other philanthropic and charitable socie-
ties, which have made a custom OF COL
lecting this surplus paper, find their or
dinsry supply considerably curtailed.
Children have been taking the papers to
the schools with a result that collections
from other sources have dropped from
50 to 66 2-S per cent.
Yesterday was the first day fixed by
the school authorities for receiving the
papers. Children brought them in bum
dies and last night the janitors were pre-
pairing them for collection today. No
account Of the actual amount is yet avail
able, but Assistant Superintendent Of
Schools Kramer stated last night that
it would amount to more than a ton and
might reach two tons. II this average
is maintained, 1t means that the play
ground and social activities fund VIII Ch
benefits from the sale will be swcltM
several thousand dollars before the close
OF the campaign.
The Washington herald., 1916-10-19
GODDESS EDUCATION
HIT BY CLERGYMAN
Episcopal Institute Speaker Urges Re-
lgious Teaching in Schools.

The closing session OF the Sunday
School Institute of the Diocese of
Washington was marked last night by
an address by Rev Beverley D. Tucker
jr., of University, Va, on The Danger
Of a Goddess Education" Following
this address the convention adjourned
after noting that the present session
showed a large increase OF attendance.
DR.. Tucker cited the fact that the
Universities Of Oxford and Cambridge
in England, as we'll as Yale Harvard
and Princeton in this country, were
founded originally through a religious
body, and inasmuch as religion was
the foundation of learning. that 1t
should be a part of the school cur
riculum.
At the afternoon sessions yesterday.
Rev Llewellyn N. Galley. of the Church
Of st. Jude and Nativity, Philadelphia,
stated that Cody homes were greatly
needed in America and could be OBJ
tained through the efforts of the Sun
day School DR.. Galley also mentioned
the fact that Sunday Schools were
not for children alone, but for adults
as we'll.
A feature of the sessions yesterday
was the exhibition of Sunday School
work under direction of Rev H. W.
Stowell This exhibition showed the
work of various classes and included
miniature models showing conditions
in countries where missionaries were
being sent.
At the business meeting OF the insti
tute Canon DeVries was reelected vice
president, Canon Austin second vice
president and Eugene E. Thompson
secretary and treasurer. The Bishop
of Washington is the permanent pres
ident of the institute.
The Washington herald., 1916-10-19
Wake Up with Head Clear, Stomach
Sweet. Breath Right,
Cold Gone.

Take one or two Cascarets tonight
and enjoy the incest gentlest liver
and bowel cleansing you ever expert
enced. Wake up feeling grand, your
head will be clear, your tongue clean,
breath sweet, stomach regulated and
your liver and thirty feet of bowels
active. Get a box at any drug store
now and get Strengthened up by morn
ing. Stop the headache, biliousness
bad colds and bad days. Feel At and
ready for work or play. Cascarets
do not grippe, sicken or inconvenience
you the next day like salts. pills or
calomel. They're fine!
Mothers should give a whole Cas-
caret anytime TO cross, sick, bilious or
feverish children because II will act
thoroughly and cannot injure.-Adv.
The Washington herald., 1916-10-19
MOTHERS REMEDY
FOR BRUISES
Children's Bumps, Sprains and
Minor Hurts Quickly Relieved
by Sloan's Liniment.

1t is the very nature of children to
hurt themselves-to come crying to
mothers with little fingers bruised,
with heads bumped, with sprained
ankles and wrists.
They are painful hurts, too. But
their pain and sting can't survive the
gentle use of this liniment. A single
application of Sloan's Liniment and
the little fellows bravely kept back
tears give way to smiles. His hurt is
relieved.
In every home where there are chill
dren a. bottle of Sloan's Liniment is a
necessity.
Aching muscles, rheumatism. lum-
bago, stiff neck, backache, chilblains,
ETC. can be effectively relieved with
Sloan's Liniment. Cleaner than mus
sy ointments or plasters.
Sloan's Liniment can be obtained at
all drug stores, 25c, soc. and SI,oo
The Washington herald., 1916-10-19

interrupting Bradley in the midst OF his
reading.
Bradley then explained that his asso-
citation was against any possible connec-
ton OF church and state and cited the
decision of the board as a violation OF
the Constitution.
You object because you don't believe
in God" said Mr.. Larner, somewhat
heatedly
That is not material to the argument, "
replied Bradley.
E. H. Daniel, Of the board, then held
up coin and cited that the words. I'm
God we trust" were imprinted upon it.
He asked IL that could be considered a
violation of the tenets of complete sep
aration of church and state
Bradley replied that the words were on
the coin because of the order of a Cabi-
net Officer and not through any Congress
sional authorization. He believed it was
not in conformity with the expression of
former President Madison and court de-
cisions which banned any coalition OF
government and religion as unconstitu-
tional
President Van SchaIck, Of the Board Of
Education, asked II any specific act OF
Congress or statute could be cited to show
hat the board had exceeded its author
ty in assuming to direct such instruc-
lion and Bradley was not able to fur
nish particular information on that point.
DR.. Alonzo T. Jones, OF the American
Sentinel, Endorsed the sentiments of
Bradley in a brief statement.
contrary view and a criticism of
present-day public school methods was
taken by Rev. Tucker.
Although the worlds greatest univer-
stiles were all founded by religious bod
les, so great is the modern day opinion
against religious training in the public
schools that there are children in this
Of school age who are ignorant
of religion, he said. Their home condi-
tions are such that they have no oppor-
tunity to receive any spiritual training
either in the family or at Sunday school
with the exception Of France, this
is the only one which does not
provide religious training in the public
school system" the speaker stated.
Education, whether along science or
art, is dangerous unless coupled with
spiritual teaching. The present immoral
Ity among young people in school is due
10 the fact that they have not had re-
iEieus teaching In the public school"
The Washington herald., 1916-10-19
LOCALIZED PRIMARIES
URGED FOR DISTRICT
Jackson Democratic Association Also
Favors Representation in Congress.

A strenuous effort is to be made at the
next session OF Congress to secure legal
lied primaries In the District by the
jackson Democratic Association, the sec
ond Oldest political organization in the
United States, having been organized
during the campaign OF President Jack
son in 1898 and taking active part in
all campaigns since. A resolution to this
effect was passed at a meeting OF the
organization in the Raleish last night.
The association will invite the co-opera-
ton Of the Republican Central Commit
tee, and in case the legislation cannot be
secured, it was suggested that the Re
rublicans and Democrats both decide 10
send no delegates to the national conven-
tions from the District to avoid the re-
Election that is cast on the elections un-
der present arrangements.
The meeting last night was the fret
one held by this association during the
present campaign. It has about rs mem
bers, and an effort is to be made 10
double the number and make the assoCia-
ton an all-year-around organization, in
stead of becoming active during the
Presidential campaigns only, as has been
the policy in the past
A resolution was passed favoring repre-
sentation in Congress for the District.
The president, William Cranch Nc
Intyre, was authorised to name a mem
bership committee Of ten to recruit new
members. He was also directed to name
a committee Of five to investigate and
report on the feasibility OF establishing
in Washington permanent headquarters
for the Democratic clubs and associations
of the country.
The following officers were elected
President, William Cranch Mcintyre:
vice presidents, J. Holdsworth Gordon,
William Mex. Clayton, James L. Norris,
Charles W. Ray DR.. Samuel E. Lewis, D.
A. Edwards. John G. Campbell Dr..
James A. Watson, George Field, c. n
Chapman, ]. Fleet Luckett, and Walter
c. Balderson; secretary, Clinton r Col
win; treasurer, Charles F. Sudvarth
The Washington herald., 1916-10-19
HEADACHE FROM
A COLD? LISTEN
"Pape's Cold Compound" Ends Sc
we're Colds or Grippe in
Few Horus.

Your cold will break and all grippe
misery end after taking a dose OF
"PRpe's Cold Compound" every two
hours until three doses are taken.
1t promptly opens clogged-up nos
trils and air passages in the head,
stops nasty discharge or nose running,
relieves sick headache, dullness. few
ertshness, sore throat, sneezing, sore
ness and stiffness
Don't stay stufred-up. Quit blowing
and snufrlinS! Ease your throbbing
head-nothing else in the world gives
such prompt relief as "Pape's Cold
Compound" which costs only 25 cents
at any drug store. II acts without as
sistance, tastes nice and causes no in
convenience. Accept no substitute
Adv
The Washington herald., 1916-10-19
BIRTH CONTROL CLUB MEETS.
Margaret Sanger May Speak Here
Next Month.

Margaret Sanger will lecture on birth
control here next month II plans formed
by the Washington Birth Control
League at their meeting in the Perpetual
Building last night are carried out.
The officers elected are: President, Miss
Anna Wexler; vice president, E. s. Rick
er; secretary, Miss Lillian Kisliuk; treas
urer I. P. Dinowitzer. Kepler Hoyt, S.
D. Shepherd, B. S. Levine, A Wagner
and Mrs. Ida May Waters were appoint.
ed a publicity committee.
The Washington herald., 1916-10-19
u. S.BUREAU urges
PURE.GASOLNE LAWS
Retail Merchants Offer to Cooperate
in Framing of Measures.

While conducting experiments with the
purpose OF reaching a fixed standard to
which gasoline sold for commercial pur-
poses must conform, the Bureau OF
Standards yesterday issued a statement
indicating that it desired its finding back
ed by rigid Federal, State and municipal
regulations governing the sale of the
product
Charles J. Columbus, secretary Of the
Retail Merchants Association. said last
night that any cooperation which the
bureau desired in the framing of a law
to be presented to Congress would be
forthcoming from the trade body.
We Will support any measure that the
bureau feels will guarantee the purity of
the fiuid,' he said. I'VE are interested in
the statement and anticipate that the ex-
periments conducted will clarity a con-
dition where an inferior product is passed
of as first quality.
An inspection, similar to that which
foodstuffs now receive, is favored by
the bureau in its statement. 1t says:
There are two aspects to the Ques-
ton under consideration. the one local,
the other national. There is no doubt
that the advantages that would result
from satisfactory Standardization Of
gasoline by the national government
are many. Not the least Of these would
10 It's lHlucHSS On oldIc ana
legislation relating to this question
and its effect in making such legisla-
ton more nearly uniform throughout
the country. Legislative bodies are
beginning to take up this question and
much OF this legislation is certain to
be Ill advised. although enacted with
the best intentions, because II cannot
in the nature OF things receive the
careful consideration of technical ex-
perts that is required for the salts
factory solution of questions of this
kind. 1t will readily be seen that the
effect of indiscriminate legislation
might reduce conditions nothing short
of chaotic.
The question that very naturally
arises at this point it-with such q
complicated specification for gasoline,
for which the user cannot make the
necessary tests-how will ii be pos
sible to protect his interests and to
assure himself that he is actually get
ting standard gasoline? The answer
is, he cannot possibly do so; the gov
ernment-national, State or municipal
must protect him by a suitable in
spection service. just as it protects
him in matters relating to weights
and measures, pure foods, etc"
The Washington herald., 1916-10-19
MILK PRODUCERS MEET
TODAY follower PRICE

Following the meeting of the Maryland
and Virginia Milk Producers Associa-
ton in the Munsey Building this after
noon, active plans will begin toward or
ganizing the producers who supply Wash
ington in an effort to lower the prices
of milk by eliminating some of the over
head expense.
A card index has been compiled un-
der direction of Y. E. Booker, business
manager of the association, containing
the names and addresses of all the pro-
ducers adjacent to this city. This ter
rtory includes, in addition to the Dis
trict, ten counties in Maryland and Vir-
ginia.
The Washington herald., 1916-10-19

Generally regarded as a modern disease
appendicitis was known in Egypt $500
years ago and accurately described in
still existing records
The Washington herald., 1916-10-19
LECTURES ON CANADA.
Frank Weigh Entertains HamIine
brotherhood.

An illustrated lecture on the "Norwa!
of Canada" was delivered last night il
Hamline NJ. E. Church by Frank Weigh
Canadian and special lecturer for tn,
educational Bureau of Commercial Econ
omics.
This was the first of a series of trap
elogues arranged by a special committs
from the Mems Brotherhood of tie
church, composed Of E. r, Rocheste',
chairman; Harry c. James, and William
II. Keen.
Admission is by card, which may Q
obtained free from any member of tie
brotherhood. The next lecture will "
November p, by Louis o. Armstrorg.
special lecturer, Bureau of Commercsl
Economics, on Natures Forces 1t
Work"