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Audubon County journal. (Exira, Iowa) 1884-1993, 1916-03-09

TO THE SHOW AND ELSEWHERE
Cecilia nharn:sh and Mamie Wah-
lert attended the Birth of a Ma
tioh" at Atlantic, Friday, and re-
turned home by way of Anita,
where they visited Yelatives.
Audubon County journal. (Exira, Iowa) 1884-1993, 1916-03-09
OLD RESIDENT HERE

Mr.. Nick Mertes of Lamont,
Missouri, came l., List week and
is visiting amcng his friends for
a few days.
Audubon County journal. (Exira, Iowa) 1884-1993, 1916-03-09
GETTING ACQUAINTED

Mrs. Chas Hunt came home
Friday, from Cedar Rapids, Iowa,
where she had been visiting her
sister, Mrs. Mary Campbell Clark
and her new baby girl -
Audubon County journal. (Exira, Iowa) 1884-1993, 1916-03-09
WHOoPINGi COUGH

1t is reported that Mrs. George
LeffingweN has the whooping cough
We nope not for to- have that
disease will not promote business.
Audubon County journal. (Exira, Iowa) 1884-1993, 1916-03-09
BAD ACCIDENT

Mr.. Aage Mikkeisen had bad
runaway at his home, Nels Mikkel
sens i'm Audubon township last
week. His team was scared at a
grinder One horse had its leg
nearly severed from it's body.
Audubon County journal. (Exira, Iowa) 1884-1993, 1916-03-09

Roy Hensley took a load of
stock to the farm east of Lorah,
last Friday where he and his
brother-in-law, Walter 1Stroebele
will farm this summer.
Audubon County journal. (Exira, Iowa) 1884-1993, 1916-03-09
AT HOME OCCASIONALLY

Mrs Glen Hut spent a few
days with her parents last week,
while Glen patched it," Mrs Hunt
always casts that CLEAN of sun
shi-e wherever she goes.
Audubon County journal. (Exira, Iowa) 1884-1993, 1916-03-09

See Kommes Bros. for Spreader.
Harrow, Buggies and wagons.
Audubon County journal. (Exira, Iowa) 1884-1993, 1916-03-09
HOME FROM d. MONIES

n O1'A-17 = 1sSO1N1 u 01<711S a7t5
Miss Virginia Griffith, the daugh-
ter Of Station Agent Gbliffith and
wife, returned home from Des
Moines, where she had been visit
ing relatives for some time
Audubon County journal. (Exira, Iowa) 1884-1993, 1916-03-09

The Ladies' Aid of the, Metho-
dist church met at the William
Eckles home Tuesday afternoon.
"The Iron Claw"
Miss Lizzie Guide, who works
in Audubon, visited at her par
entail home Sunday.
The Ladies Booster club will
mot meet until the last Monday
of March instead of the first.
Ghas Johnson commenced the
addition of a large room on the
George Paige cottage, Monday.
Vivian and Arle,se Bartlett of
Brayton, spent last Saturday at
the George GILL home here.
Mr. and Mrs Arthur statzell
moved the first of the week to
the residence of Mrs F L Will
liams in Kickapco Park
We will appreciate a chance tic
renew your loan CT make a new
| real estate loan for you Best
1 4 oro,,c on1 1o,rsct ,.afac
Laulits Hansen and James Carlson
The Ladies of the Christian
chusch will serve supper at this
home of Mrs. p K Jensen, next
Thursday evening, March 16, com
lmencing at $50.
See Kommes for = wind mills,
pumps, g1s pipe and tanks.
Orva Young has rented the John
Rendleman farm eight miles south
east of here, where he will
farm this year. What, look out
there,
Mrs. VIM Wcodw of Atlantic.
who has teen in the city visit
ing relatives and, friends for sew
eral days, returned to her home
Tuesday evening.
4 Mrs VIM Wagner Sr. of ANITA,
came over last Saturday, and spent
the day with her SOL Frank, at
the South Side Cafe. -
i Mis-. Cora Freeman and Little
SON of Brayton spent last FRIDAY
and Saturday in our city with
her parents, Mr.. and Mrs jeff
4 Lewis
| Mr. and Mrs. F, ed Branch moved
last week to the Harry Paige resi-
dence south of the Congregational
church, Paiges having moved to
their new home where Mrs Ham
In has lived for several years.
Mrs. Chas May returned to he4
home in Atlantic, Monday, tax ing
little Merle Kline with her for a
visit.
Amber kelsey left Tuesday even
Ing fer Clarinda. where she will
visit few days with Senator An
drew's daughter, Jessie.
Mr. and Mrs Walter Green Oh
Des MONIES, are in the city visit
ing friends and old neighbors, this
week.
George Gila attended the birth
of a Nation," in Atlantic, last
Friday evening.
Mr.. and Mrs L P Christensel
went to Audubon, last Saturday
to visit friends over Sunday.
Mrs. Chas Malstrom was Visiting
friends i'm Audubon, last Saturday
between trains.
Audubon County journal. (Exira, Iowa) 1884-1993, 1916-03-09

Mrs. Chas Malstrom was Visiting
friends i'm Audubon, last Saturday
between trains.
Audubon County journal. (Exira, Iowa) 1884-1993, 1916-03-09

Mr.. and Mrs L P Christense,a
went to Audubon, last Saturday,
to visit friends over Sunday.
Audubon County journal. (Exira, Iowa) 1884-1993, 1916-03-09
Items

See Kommes Bros. for Great West
ern Cream separators, special price
till March 1. ND, :.
Joe Wheeler was in Auau bon,
last Friday between trains.
> Ben Carver of Anita, was in
Extra, Monday ON business.
Miss Emma Sorensen, is working
at the George Mailman home.
Mick Carson spent several days
last week in Anita with friends.
The Ladies' Aid of the Metho-
dist church met at the William
.Eckles home Tuesday afternoon.
Audubon County journal. (Exira, Iowa) 1884-1993, 1916-03-09

Sims, the horse buyer. was in
town Monday and purchased a
number of fine horses of the
farmers.
Audubon County journal. (Exira, Iowa) 1884-1993, 1916-03-09

Camp Cook, S. d.. A goose which
Ed Cordell was about to kill for
his Sunday dinner, snapped at the
man with its beak and Cordell noM
is minus the end of his nose.
Audubon County journal. (Exira, Iowa) 1884-1993, 1916-03-09
THOSE MERRY WIDOWS AGAIN..

The Merry Widow Club met with
Mrs. DR. Lantz Tuesday evening
an . merry time they had.
Audubon County journal. (Exira, Iowa) 1884-1993, 1916-03-09
FOR RENT

Two large front rooms with two
closets upstairs in christian church
parsonage T. Patty. e
Audubon County journal. (Exira, Iowa) 1884-1993, 1916-03-09


stock to the farm east of Lorah,
last Friday where he and his
ibrother-in-law, Walter 1Stroebele
will farm this summer.
Sims, the horse buyer, was in
town Monday and purchased a
number of fine horses of the
farmers.
Mr. and Mrs. D v Wright spent
Sunday with their daughter, Mrs
Roy Dryden and family south of
town.
Mr.. and Mrs Ed Young were O.
yer Sunday visitors at the Yves
ley Donaldson home.
DR.. and Mrs J Newton, and
Mr. and Mrs VIM Bintner Sr. at
tended the "Btrth of a Nation"
in Atlantic, last Friday evening.
Mrs. Edson Herrick, who was
operated on four weeks ago last
Sunday. at the hospital i'm Allan
tic, for appendicitis, had re-
lapse last week and will not be
able to come home this week
as was expected Mrs. Herrick's
case has been very serious one
and we hope she will continue
to improve from now on.
The latest report from JOE Nav
ratil is, that he is improving,
and all hope that the turn will
be permanent. Joe has suffered
very much during the past years
and those connected have done all
in their power for his comfort.
Myrtle, the daughter of Mr.
and Mrs. Rev Grinyer of Wiota,
was visiting friends here last
week.
Mss Cox, the daughter of Rev.
and Mrs Cox, desires to extend
THANKS to all who sent her flow
ers during her recent Sickness.
George Gnde, wife and baby was
at the home Of his parents for
a few days last week.
Mes Beck had business demand
ing his attentie n in Des Moires,
recently.
Mr.. ard Mrs Henry Tbben re-
turned from Their California trip
Tuesday. Miss Ethel who seemed
to be some better from the
change of air, was advised to
remain for a few weeks longer.
AT TOM NiARDEsEN' s.
Mrs. Horace Palrott of Mldubeni.
came d Win Sunday and will spend
a few dsys with her retiative S.
Marriage licenses We're issued at
Atlantic, Iswa, Monday last, to AL
bert F Baier Extra, and Anna
Norgaard, Menlo.
Frank ID. Thcmsea, Kimballton,
and Julia Nelson. Elk Horn.
TO LOGAN, IOWA i
Audubon County journal. (Exira, Iowa) 1884-1993, 1916-03-09

TO LOGAN, IOWA
The Misses Helen Tibben, Brown
and Voss were all visitors at Lo-
gam, Friday.
Audubon County journal. (Exira, Iowa) 1884-1993, 1916-03-09

Mr.. and Mrs Hans Christensen
and baby We're visiting at the
Max Nissen home Saturday and
Sunday.
Audubon County journal. (Exira, Iowa) 1884-1993, 1916-03-09

George Gill attended the birth
of a Nation" in Atlantic. las1
Friday evening.
Audubon County journal. (Exira, Iowa) 1884-1993, 1916-03-09

Mr. and Mrs. D v Wright spent
Sunday with their daughter, Mrs
Roy Dryden and family south of
town.
Audubon County journal. (Exira, Iowa) 1884-1993, 1916-03-09

Mr.. and Mrs Ed Young were O.
yer Sunday visitors at the Yves
ley Donaldson home.
Audubon County journal. (Exira, Iowa) 1884-1993, 1916-03-09

Mr. and Mrs Walter Green OF
Dss MONIES, are in the city visit
ing friends and old neighbors, this
week.
Audubon County journal. (Exira, Iowa) 1884-1993, 1916-03-09
Clean Your Cisterns

Cisterns cleaned and repaired.
Also all kinds of mason work.
Ike Markham. West Extra, La.
See Kommes Bros. for John Deere
gang plows and Seeder.
Audubon County journal. (Exira, Iowa) 1884-1993, 1916-03-09

Marriage licenses We're issued at
Atlantic, Iawa, Monday last, to AL
bert Baier Extra, and Anna
Norgaard, Menlo.
Frank d. Thcmsea, Kimballton,
and Julia Nelson, Elk Horn.
Audubon County journal. (Exira, Iowa) 1884-1993, 1916-03-09

See Kommes for \ wind mills,
pumps, g1s pipe and tanks.
Audubon County journal. (Exira, Iowa) 1884-1993, 1916-03-09

DR.. and Mrs c Newton, an,
Mr. and Mrs VIM Bintner> Sr. at
tended the "Btrth of a Nation
in Atlantic. last Friday evening.
Audubon County journal. (Exira, Iowa) 1884-1993, 1916-03-09

The Ladies of the Christian
chu.ch will serve supper at this
home of Mrs. K Jensen, next
Thursday evening, March 16, COM
mencing at $50.
Audubon County journal. (Exira, Iowa) 1884-1993, 1916-03-09

Amber kelsey left Tuesday even
ing fer Clarinda, where she will
visit few days with Senator An
drew's daughter, Jessie.
Audubon County journal. (Exira, Iowa) 1884-1993, 1916-03-09

We will appreciate a chance to
renew your loan CT make new
real estate loan for you. Best
terms and lowest rates. t
Laulits Hansen and James Carlson
Audubon County journal. (Exira, Iowa) 1884-1993, 1916-03-09

Mrs VIM Wagner sr. of ANITA,
came over last Saturday, and spent
the day with her So. Frank, at
the : South Side Cafe.
Audubon County journal. (Exira, Iowa) 1884-1993, 1916-03-09

orva Young has rented the John
Remdleman farm eight miles south
east of here, where he will
farm this year. What, look out
there,
Audubon County journal. (Exira, Iowa) 1884-1993, 1916-03-09

Mrs. Wm Woodward of Atlantic,
who has teen in the city visit
ing relatives and friends for sew
eral days, returned to her home
Tuesday evening. s.
Audubon County journal. (Exira, Iowa) 1884-1993, 1916-03-09

Mr. and Mrs Arthur Statzell
moved the first of the week to
the residence of Mrs F L Will
liams in Kickapco Park
Audubon County journal. (Exira, Iowa) 1884-1993, 1916-03-09

Mis-. Cora Freeman and Little
SON of Brayton spent last FRIDAY
and Saturday I'M our city with
her parents, Mr.. and Mrs jeff
Lewis
Audubon County journal. (Exira, Iowa) 1884-1993, 1916-03-09

AT TOM NiARDEsEN' s
Mrs. Horace Parrott of Audubon
came d win Sunday and will spend
a few days with her relatives.
Audubon County journal. (Exira, Iowa) 1884-1993, 1916-03-09

Mrs. Chas May returned to he's
home in Atlantic, Monday, taking
little Merle Kline with her for a
visit.
Audubon County journal. (Exira, Iowa) 1884-1993, 1916-03-09

Mr. and Mrs. F. ed Branch moved
last week to the Harry Paige lesi
dence south of the Congregational
church, Paiges having moved to
their new home where Mrs Ham
In has lived fer several years.
The Tabor independent. [volume] (Tabor, S.D.) 1913-19??, 1916-06-22
Diqgers of Anthracite.

In an article in Worlds Work on
the situation in the anthracite coal
regions Guy w. Mcconnell explains
that during recent years the old type
of coal miner from Great Britain and
Germany has disappeared out Of the
mines and that, driven into their
places by the extreme and peculiar
hardships of laboring down under the
crust of the earth, have come hOrdes
upon hordes of racial types more
physically fit to fight off the rheuma-
tism lurking in the dog hole OF Il
wet chamber and less susceptible to
the prevalent miners asthma and
germs of tuberculosis. These are the
peasantry of southeastern Europe,
Russia and Poland. They are the
rank and file of the anthracite field
where general conditions have grown
steadily worse said President White
Of the United Mine Workers of Amer
;ca the other day. Owing to the in
crease Of II per cent In the cost of
living during the last few years, many
of our men are IT. debt to the land
lord and installment houses, their chill
lren, in order to keep alive and stay
In school, subsisting on oatmeal three
times a day. Families are frequently
forced to live three and four in one
house,"
The Tabor independent. [volume] (Tabor, S.D.) 1913-19??, 1916-06-22
When Greek Meets Greek.

Two business men, famous for their
acumen and keenness in the marts
Of trade were wont TO meet on the
golf links every Saturday afternoon
in friendly rivalry. 1t was known that
they did not discard professional eth
les In playing the game, and they
watched one another very closely for
infractions Of the rules. A ball was
driven out OF bounds, and the driver.
after searching for 1t earnestly, finally
gave up, and, slipping a new ball in
his trousers, he cautiously let it drop
out by his foot and picked it up quick
~ with cry Of delight.
"Oh, here 1t is! he said.
you're a liar!" said his companion
morosely. 1--WE been standing on 1t
for ten mlnutes."-Harper's Weekly.
The Tabor independent. [volume] (Tabor, S.D.) 1913-19??, 1916-06-22
LAST or A FAMOUS BEACH
Development Of Metropolitan Life In.
fluences coney Island
Resorts.

With the tearing down of the ORR
entail hotel, now ordered, Manhattan
beach will lose the last token of it's
character as known to New York of
a generation ago. In the mid sos the
beach was at It's height of fame and
prosperity, the New York World says.
The Manhattan Beach hotel was
thronged with well-to-dO people who
enjoyed good dinners, Gilmore's band
and spectacular fireworks along with
their ocean. To the right Brighton
beach and it's big hotel ministered to q
popularity less expensive. Of to the
left the Oriental presented itself as a
monument of exclusiveness. It's
guests, however. did not hesitate to
avail themselves at will of the amuse-
ment chains terminating with Coney
island or West End.
Demands for q new seaside district
led to the removal Of the Manhattan
beach hotel. Extension of that de-
mand brings on the doom of the ORR
entail. This reveals an interesting de-
velopment of life in the metropolitan
districts. Not less interesting and in
some w"ys more important is the fact
that the old order has passed, leav-
Ing no exact substitute. COney island
still exists ut an extreme popularity.
For the people Of different inclina-
tons who once crowded the Manhat-
ten there is no place Immediately at
hand.
Few cities so rich in beaches as Is
New York would be content with so
poor an employment Of them, In point
Of the greatest good to the greatest
possible number.
The Tabor independent. [volume] (Tabor, S.D.) 1913-19??, 1916-06-22

good and I hope every suffering woman
will give them a trial."-Mrs. ANNA
KELLY, 10 Chestnut Street, Burling.
ton, Wis. z
The many convincing testimonials con-
stantly published in the newspapers
ought to be proof enough to women who
suffer from those distressing ills pecu-
liar to their sex that Lydia E. Pinkham's
Vegetable Compound is the medicine
they need. "
This good old root and herb remedy
has proved unequalled for these dread
full ills; it contains what Is needed TO-
restore woman's health and strength.
If there is any popularity in
your case requiring special adj
vice, write the Lydia e. Pink
ham Medicine Co. (confidential)s
Lynn, Mass, for free advice. /
The Tabor independent. [volume] (Tabor, S.D.) 1913-19??, 1916-06-22
safety First"
From the SATURDAY. EVEN

From the Saturday Evening Post.
Percy Ames, who is just hack from the
warrirs side OF the world, says q mus
tering officer-a sergeant-met on the
street of an English coast village a strap
ping, outstanding youngster Of 81. or
thereabOuts. The noncom hailed him:
"See, ere, me lad," he said, ''are yoI
in good 'ealth?"
II are" stated the youth.
Are you married?"
II aren't"
Ave you any one dependent on you"
"I ave not"
Then your king and country need YOU.
Why don't you enlist?".
The youth stared at the sergeant.
round eyed.
"Wot?' ..e said with this bloomin'
war goin' on? You must think I'm a silly
fool"
The Tabor independent. [volume] (Tabor, S.D.) 1913-19??, 1916-06-22
F RECKLES
Now IL the Time to Get Rid of These
URIy RUota.

There's no longer the slightest need OF
feeling ashamed of sour freckles. as the
prescription othine-double strength-is
guaranteed to remove these homely spots
Simply get ounce of othine-double
strength-from your druggist, and apply a
little OF It night and morning and you
should soon see that even the worst freckles
ones have vanished entirely. II 10 seldom
that more than one ounce 10 needed to COM
pletely clear the skin and gain beautiful
clear complexion.
Be sure to ask for the double strength
othine. as this 10 sold uri guarantee Of
money back II II falls to emove freckles--
Adv
The Tabor independent. [volume] (Tabor, S.D.) 1913-19??, 1916-06-22
HOW TO TREAT DANDRUFF
itching Scalp and Falling Hair With
Cutlcura. Trial Free.

On retiring touch spots of dandruff
and itching with Cuticura Ointment.
Next morning shampoo with Cuticura
Soap and hot water. A clean, healthy
scalp means good hair and freedom, in
most cases, from dandruff, itching,
burning, crustings and scalings.
Free sample each by mail with Book.
Address postcard, Cuticura, Dept. L,
Boston. Sold everywhere.-Adv.
The Tabor independent. [volume] (Tabor, S.D.) 1913-19??, 1916-06-22

but after taking
Lydia E. Pinkham's
Vege table Com
pound Tablets and
using two bottles Of
the Sanntive Wash
I am fully convinced
that I arn entirely
cured of these trou-
bles, and feel better
all over. I know
your remedies have
6oDa mo worlds ~
The Tabor independent. [volume] (Tabor, S.D.) 1913-19??, 1916-06-22
He Waved The Lantern, But.
Believed Al the Aas.
From the Toledo Blade.

Traveller say, what are you people
so proud about? Last time camC here
everybody was very friendly, and now I
can hardly get a person to speak.
Uncle Eben-You'n pardon US, but it's
our town pride. You see, Joe Summers
picked up a guide book that fell out Of a
motor car last week and we found that
the old tanrery swamp Is q mountain
tIrn, Sin, luLa' sLOIC quarry 81 precipice,
Bill Mooulcrs beer house a wayside inn,
and the whole country chock full of his
tol ical antidotes and decisions.
The Tabor independent. [volume] (Tabor, S.D.) 1913-19??, 1916-06-22
Unpopular.

Johnny Jones'" said the teacher,
"what is an improper fraction?"
"If you want to know what think"
replied Johnny, II think they're all
improper"
The Tabor independent. [volume] (Tabor, S.D.) 1913-19??, 1916-06-22
PAINS IN SIDE
and BACK
How Mrs. Kelly Suffered and
How She was Cured.

Burlington, Visit was very irreg-
ular, and had pains in my side and back,
The Tabor independent. [volume] (Tabor, S.D.) 1913-19??, 1916-06-22

Lyddite is picric acid melted with q
little vaseline.
The Tabor independent. [volume] (Tabor, S.D.) 1913-19??, 1916-06-22
Bears the
Information.

information.
"Pa, what is q hypOthesisW
"It's one of those things the drug
bends use to squirt the dope into their
arms with. Why don't you look in the
dictionary"
The Tabor independent. [volume] (Tabor, S.D.) 1913-19??, 1916-06-22

AL ambition to excel is necessary
to great achievement in any line
Exchange.
The Tabor independent. [volume] (Tabor, S.D.) 1913-19??, 1916-06-22

important to Mothers
Examine carefully every bottle Of
CASTORIA, q safe and sure remedy for
infants and children. and see that 1t
The Tabor independent. [volume] (Tabor, S.D.) 1913-19??, 1916-06-22

Lzette.
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brake to
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sion and
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the pur-
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to seek
ngs over
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ire iden-
counsel
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alance OF
i've pros
the gen
ne public
hat they
oliticians
the wind
anpaigns
4 In any
~ Of fol:
essors OF
4 seeking
rye num-
% wise to
lernselves
The Tabor independent. [volume] (Tabor, S.D.) 1913-19??, 1916-06-22

sick wife;
! Job next
|Able to 90
bver peta
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The Tabor independent. [volume] (Tabor, S.D.) 1913-19??, 1916-06-22

by the same assistance and encourage
ments as is now given to agricultural
training.
I'VE heartily commend our newly es-
tablished department of labor for its
excellent record in settling industrial
strikes by personal advice and through
consolidating agents.
I'VE favor a thorough reconsidera-
ton Of the means and methods by
which the federal government handles
questions Of public health, to the end
that human life may be conserved Ivy
the elimina ton Of loathsome diseases,
the improvement of sanitation and the
diffusion Of a knowledge Of disease
prevention.
I'VE favor establish uont by the fed
eral government of tuberculosis Sani-
tariums for needy tuberculosis pa
tients.
Senate Rules.
I'VE favor such an alienation of the
rules Of procedure Of the Senate OF
the United States as will permit the
prompt transaction of the nations
legislative business.
Economy and the Budget.
I'VE favor careful economy III all ex-
penditures for the support of the gov
eminent and to that end favor a return
by the House Of Representatives to its
former practice Of initiating and pre-
pairing all appropriation bills through
a single committee chosen from its
membership, in order thSt responsible
ity may be conferred, expenditures
standardized and made uniform and
waste and duplication in the public
service as much as possible avoided.
I'VE favor this as practicable first
step towards a budget system.
Civil Service.
1--WE reaffirm our declarations for the
rigid enforcement Of the civil service
laws.
Philippine islands.
I'VE heartily indorse the provisions
of the bill recently passed by the
House Of Representatives, further pro-
noting self government In the Philip
The Waxahachie daily light. [volume] (Waxahachie, Tex.) 1894-current, 1916-08-03
WELL KNOWN WRITER IS
VICTIM OF the MEASLES

Old Missus Fate is an inconsist-
ent old lady. She used Bill Shep-
herd, United Press staff correspond
ent whose militia stories have been
appearing in the Daily Light. to
demonstrate that trait. Bill, who
has travelled forty odd thousand
miles over European battlefields.
courted typhus fever germs In ST.
IBERIA, hobnobbed with cholera
germs in Russia and flirted with
countless other thousands of disease
microbes OF various kinds. but es-
capped from them all. Then Bill
came to Texas and went down to
the lower Rio Grande valley where
he was bitten by the measles bug
in the Oklahoma militia camp at
San Benito last week. Today he Ia
in San Antonio hospital provid-
ing food and entertainment for
steen million of this bugs descend
ants, and incidentally Old Missus
Fate is receiving thorough cuss-
ing out.