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South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1916-08-12
HUGHES AND REDFIELD WHISPERS.

seey Redheld o department of commerce. and c.
Hughes candidate for the white house, have gotten
their Nhskers mixed the incident seeming to indicate
that Whiskers of parted variety always to
be trusted. secy Redheld having made of him
by asserting half truth in his response to
Candidate Hughes when accused the former
Of making a raid the civil service through the dis
Director Durand from the census bureau has
caught up it. and temporarily at least. the
republican appears to have the best of it,
Neither up the present have told the whole truth
though Redheld may credited with half
truths which amounts to about the same Candidate
Hughes whole lie.
Sec'y Reddeld may wanted to revive the
question incompetency that surrounded the retire
ment Director Durand the census bureau;
incompetency so fragrant that ought have his
veracity questioned reviving it, 1t is true,
history records it, that Durand resigned voluntarily,
Secy Redheld puts it, and also apprehend
the. ne resigned il indicated him that
a vacancy would appreciated. Durand asserts
The which both of them have lodged lies in the
that Mr. Hughes asserts that Mr. DUrand
competent official and that he was discharged merely
make for a veterinary surgeon. that a
unwarranted raid on the civil service. Fact of the
IS Durand the most incompetent
director the that the United States had
tie was told that vacancy in the office was desired on
that account He resigned rather TO be fired The
most digger that digged a sewer"
might have been appointed succeed him. say nothing
of veterinary surgeon. and he could have been
less competent TO nh the place than Mr.. Durand had
proven be
Mr.. Durand directed the taking of the census Of
1910. requires great stretch the memory TO
recall the that was. incomplete,
Inaccurate told practically nothing that could re-
lied upon. city after city the had be re-
taken Much OF never has been whipped into shape
with the approach OF 1920 it grows more and more
probable that parts OF it never will be published
gravat.on the in which Director Durand
handled the was present Washington long
Pres't Taft had quit the white OF
Mr.. Hughes then being the supreme bench. knew
nothing about IL; his mind during that period for the
sake me ermine. being "a blank.
Perhaps it needed excellent stook-breeder and
veterinarian" TO perfect the census work of Mr. Du-
rand Mr.. Durand upon being relieved of his post in
washington associated himself with the Minnesota
school of Agriculture. and for an We know perhaps
learn maybe teach stock-breeding and veterinary
science. Apparently w j. Harris veterinary. who
succeeded Mr.. Durard in the census bureau then.
doesn't fall so FAR below his predecessor. secy
Redaeld shouldn't oeen so fearful Of presenting
Durand the public true hight Mr.. Durand
doesn't seem 20 very much for Sec'y Redheld.
and Candidate Hughes the only person ne gives
an eternal rap for is Hughes
Exactly what there is about the census bureau that
calls for breeder. veterinary professor Of ag
rleultsEe, either Director Harris exDirector Du-
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1916-08-12
THE MELTING POT
FILLED BY THE EDITORIAL STAFF
SWEET oPPOsITION.

The thing that thwar purpose desire
Receives choicest samples Of vindctveness
We lash the startled atmosphere with words of
We forcefuly elucdate private
We pulverze the
For that's the human the
But what would be the everything
II nothing could oppose the wish will of
We'd stuff ourse with pleasure till appete
And we should spend future disgust;
For that extremely gifted is undiscovered
VINO fully that
So let us love the enemies who Is the
And lend the OF struggle
They give the seek prize
So while swat the between his naughty
And play his skeleton rude FRANKS
Let's not forget little debt gratitude thanks
A. 3
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1916-08-12

a society styling itself The Murder League of
Britons' has been organized Liverpool its purpose
being to visit punishment after the war upon the
kaiser and others concerned in the Capt
Fryat Which reminds Of the old recipe for baked
rabbit. beginning First catch your hare
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1916-08-12
FOR BETTER RURAL SCHOOLS.
dayton o. JournaD.

This question has been under
more or less erious discussion for
some time in conference Of one kind
and another. but particularly in
meetings Of the national conference
for better rural schools Now an
announcement from the national
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1916-08-12

rand. do know but if these qualifications are
necessary We do not know but they about
competent in one man as another
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1916-08-12

The big J. Il stand for America"
Hughes.
o.
Plenty OF music-Mr. and Mrs.
Frank Marble and sons Harry and
Daniel spent Sunday with Dan War
bic and wife.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1916-08-12

Gen HaIg says that the beginning Of the third
OF the war the initiative entirely with the
allies Probably SO. it doesn't get them long
as the referendum remains with the central powers
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1916-08-12
SLEEP PRODUCER.

During the recent warm spell we
discovered a method that would al
most put one TO sleep We noticed
the card hanging from the window
blind. The thought struck Us that
we could concentrate our mind on
the swing back and forth. SO we
started the thing swinging and al
most went 10 sleep. The real draw
back to the thing was that just
about time you got TO sleep. you had
to start the card swinging again.
We have a young man in this office
who signs all his copy "wap." No
reason has been advanced
After glancing at yesterday morn
ing's sport page we come TO the
conclusion that there are number
of ball players in the minor league
who are in favor of the recall"
Yesterday we were reminded
wildly of our youth We saw a cou-
pie of lads wearing side combs We
pictured TO ourself what would have
HAPPENED if one of our gang had
sprung that stunt then. Verify the
patriot should shudder in these times
of war ana war talk.
The war is still on. y W. comes
back at The Two" and hints ever
SO strongly that the ring I'm re-
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1916-08-12
NiORE WAR.

MORE WAR.
The gossipers have shown battle.
They're really going TO fight
They've thrown an awful slam at
me,
For they say that / can't write
But there's one thing I can't figure
How a stall like that is made.
They couldn't write a line them
selves,
So they got some outside aid.
They came back with a poem.
And it was signed The Two.
But they are not the writers
For its authors name is Stew"
y. W.
SOFT FOR HIM.
Job was a patient old cuss.
And never made much Of a fuss.
But in passing it's fair,
To state that old Job
Never faced a big probe.
While seated in a dentists chair.
II didn't do anything but eat and
drink said a man who returned
from his vacation.
Later he modified it.
o
Made it drink and eat"
o
''Solons play ball for Charity says
head line. But why give them the
credit?
Were there no spectators?
4. j. NJ.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1916-08-12

butta" was masculine and not fem
mime.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1916-08-12

SUBSCRIPTION RATES Morning aud Evening Editions
Single Copy sunday, Morning Evening Edltl3e
uailys Including sunday By mul SdOo III
Delivered BY carrier South Bend aud MshaWaAa soOV per
year 10 advance. 12c By the week
Norwich bulletin., 1916-07-29

Spain in 1915 imported 1900. 900 tons of coal.
Norwich bulletin., 1916-07-29
BREED THEATRE.

The feature screen production at the Breed today is Thou Shalt Not Covet, with Tyrone Power and KathIyu Will Hams, supported by an exceptional company of SeIig players, including Guy Oliver and Eugenia Besser. This picture is in five sensational reels, which include the blowing up of an ocean liner in mid-ocean and thou sands of men, women and children are seen struggling for their lives.
 The Wonderful Wager, a three reel comedy featuring Raymond Hitchcock, completes the bill. The Wonderful Wager is a comedy written by George V. Hobart It is based upon the famous Ford flivver autombile jokes and abounds with side-spIitting situa- tions. An entire circus and the burn ing of two entire village streets are but part of the thriIlers of the picture.
 Aa- "a .4sls
Norwich bulletin., 1916-07-29

The red sumach blossoms make a tart drink.
Norwich bulletin., 1916-07-29
HUMOR OF THE DAY

You have never been in New York before, have yOu?"
 NO. But I've been held up twice in Arizona. Life.
 My wife constantly posters me for money. Does yOurs?"
 No; the people she buys things from do that. ."-Boston Transcript.
 We've learned a lot from the pres
 ives. indeed. Everything except what it's all about."-Deroit Free Press.
 They say you can't square the cir cle.'
 well. you can do it after a fash ion,7 said the mathematician, just as when wCu go out for a walk you circle the square. Pittsburgh Post.
 Mrs. Squart (severely) y)-Birthday or no birthday. John, it strikes me you've had quite enough.
 Sauart Cyvith dignity)-Mistaken idea, mlove. Too much-well, yes, often. Enough - Passing Show.
 Policeman-What are you standing ere fOr2
 Loafer-Nufink
 PoIiceman-WelI, just move on. If everybody was to stand in one place, how would the rest get past?-Tit- Bits.
 Where can I get some real New England cOOking2'
 i would recommend that restaurant on the corner" replied the native Bos- tonian Tt is run by a Syrian but he does his best."-Louisville Courier Journal
 Bacon-It is said a dining table reaching around the earth 16 times would be required if the inhabitants of the world sat down at a meal to- gether.'
 Egbert-Imagine yourself reaching for, the butter'-Yonkers Statesman.
Norwich bulletin., 1916-07-29

COTTAGE house and two large lots Tor sale on Ocean avenue, New London. opposite the Mansfield estate; a. bar gain for cash Archa w. Colt, 63 Broadway. 1y29d
Norwich bulletin., 1916-07-29
Men and Women Invited.

air services under Y. M c. A. aus picas will be held tomorrow at p. m. on the grounds of the Buckingham Memorial
 The speaker of this occasion will be Rev. George H. StrOuse the popular pastor of the First Baptist church, and those who attend may be assured of a helpful message.
 The music will consist of singing of popular hymns with a Cornet and organ accompanying.
 Both men and women are cordially invited.
Norwich bulletin., 1916-07-29
FULL ASSOCIATED Il
 PRESS DEsFATcHES
POETRY
OVERHEARD.

 Jake to Joe said: Half this aAy, Half this day of wind and rain, We have passed in social way In your old barn sweet with hay, Makfng-both of us-thts cane. we have drawn each other out, On this day of wind and rain, Talking many things about, Things Of life and faith and doubt. Making-both of us-this cane. What a. frame we have been in, On this day of wind and rain, Finding that our views have been Many, many years akin Making-both of us this cane. 'ryVe have made discoveries On this day of wind and rain, Finding like phiIOsophies Give us perfect sympathies- Making-both of us-this cane. Thanks that we have been so near On this day of wind and rain! I shall need no souvenir Of our pleasant pastirne here, But I thank you for the cane" Joe to Jake: I'm glad you came On this day of wind and rair rNeighloors' now shall be our name Tn the best sense of the same. You can lean, Jake, on that cane.' Then Jake, gray-haired old man, went
 down the lane, Paused twice or thrice and leaned upon
 the cane Twas made of oaks heart and it would
 not bend And then he felt of it from end to end, And went on proudly in the wind and
 rain. And Joe, whose head was also silvered
 OCT, Turned round and swept the shavings
 from his floor So smartly all his motions plainly That his bent shoulders did not feel That age lays on. as they had felt be-
 fore. These farmers had been thinkers many And some had called them sages, even
 seers. They had been neighbors, but until
 this day Had never put their cold reserve away, Though capable alike of smiles and tears. Ralph Ii. Shaw.
Norwich bulletin., 1916-07-29

TO RENTING furnished rooms for light housekeeping. Mrs. COngdOn, 82 Mckinley Ave. jy19d
Norwich bulletin., 1916-07-29

WE CAN NOW make room for you on our sales force. as we have opened up a new terri tory in this vicinity; write today. Brown Brothers Nursery, Rochester, N. !. Jy29d
Norwich bulletin., 1916-07-29
NOTICE

The Registrars of Voters of the Town Of Le5anon hereby give notice that they will be in session at the Town Hall in said Town on Friday, Aug f. and Friday, Aug. Il. between he hours of l2 m. and 9 D. m. for the Electors of said Town for caucus priv Ileges in compliance with Chapter 265 of the Public Acts of 1909.
 FREDERICK N. TAYLOR,
 JAMES A. RANDALL
 Registrars of Voters. Lebanon. Conn, July 28, 1916.
Norwich bulletin., 1916-07-29

Latest Wo n6ei keystone SomGdys
 For the first half of next week the management of this theatre announces an all star bill as the attraction. The big feature is Jack Wyatt's Scotch Lads and LasEies, ten in number, who present a real Scotch Revue. Clad in kits and tartan, they play the pipes tap the drums, sing and dance as 'tis done in BOnny Dundee. This is q real novelty and big headline attraction that is positively the highest salaried revue that has ever appeared at this theatre. They carry a full set of seen cry showing the hills and glens Of Scotland.
 The Triangle feature picture is Will liam $. Hart, one of the most popular players on the screen, 1n The Apostle of Vengeance, @ five part Iuce proiuc- ton. This is a story laid in the at mOspherc of the Cumberland noun tains of Kentucky. William $. Hart who intcrprets the character of a kentuckiau brought up in New Eng land, has no patience with the feud ideas of his family. When called back from New England to take the place at the head of his house after the murder of his father, he tries to preach the gospel of the brotherhood of man, peace on earth and good will to all warning mOOnshiners. He soon after temporarily suffers a reverslOn of sen timent when his sister is WrOnged by one of the mOuntaineers. He then takes issue with the Lord and becomes an Apostle of Vengeance. but God soon shows him that vengeance is His.
 The Keystone comedy to complete the show is called The Walters Ball and Fatty Arbucllle, the big jovial comedian, is the star Fatty is one of the most popular Keystone comedians now appearing on the screen and if you want to enjoy @ good laugh don't fail to see this picture
Norwich bulletin., 1916-07-29

What is the premier show of the season will be seen at the Davis today and if you haven't seen it, he sure and not miss this last opportunity. The big attraction is the inimitable Charlie Chaplin in his latest comedy, The Vagarbond This is a two reeler and the funniest picture he has ever aP- peared it The Triangle feature IS called An Innocent Niagdalen and beautiful Lillian Gish is the star. This is a five part Griffith production and is full of human interest Then there IS two reel Keystone comedy with Chester Conklin called His First raise Step, and it is a scream irons start 10
 finish. In the vaudeville there are two
Norwich bulletin., 1916-07-29

FURNISHED rooms; reasonable rates; suita ble for light housekeeping Mrs. Emma Morse, IS Union St. jy25d
Norwich bulletin., 1916-07-29


 day.
 Today the feature of the Auditorium programme will be Constance Collier in The Code of Marcia Gray. an ex- ceptiOnally entertaining five reel Para mount feature which is causing a lot of favorable comment wherever it Is shown. Other pictures on t0days bill will be the eighth episode of The NIys- teries of AIyTa and a NapOHan and Sally animal comedy picture.
 For next Monday a very attra ctive programme has been arranged for and it will be headed by the celebrated John Barrymore in 8 stirring humorous photOplay entitled The Lost Bride groom and written especially for AIr. Barrymore by Willard Mack, author of Kick In. MT. Barrymore plays the role of a crook in The Lost Bride groom, making his debut in this char aCter which would seem 9 little un- usual. as it is so widely different from any chara he has attempted before Besides this excellent five reeler, on Monday and Tuesday will be shown also Q three reel feature entitled His Conquered Self, a wonderfully gotten up dramatic subject, and a single reel comedy Reckless Wrestlers.
Norwich bulletin., 1916-07-29

exceptionally fine acts the Velde Troupe, who present a comedy novelty entitled Capers in the Park, and the male member of the troupe gives a clever impersonation of Charlie Chap lin just as he is seen in the picture Belle Davis is the ether act. and she is considered the best single ever seen in this city. She gives limitations of famous stars and her work is finished and has been a big hit with the pa irons of this theatre. There is also the usual high class programme of in- cidentaI music by the Davis concert orchestra. To accOmm Odate the crowds who will want to see this show there will be four performances today at j. 80, 215. 6.45 and S.45.
Norwich bulletin., 1916-07-29

FOR sALE-Sfx-room cottage, near all equipped for poultry, with two acres of land with fruit. within five minutes walk of trolley, DC car fare. For parttculara inquire of harIes L. Chapman. lWergason Ave nue. Norwich Town, Ct. Phone i059~2
Norwich bulletin., 1916-07-29
WANTED

50 men on Shaving Machines and Drill press work; 5 cutoff Machine Operators; 2 Automa tic Screw Machine Operators; 9 Intelligent Americans to learn inspecting; 10 Hardening Shop men to work around fires; 2 men with some Plating-room experience; 10 men to learn wet grinding; 20 outside la borers at 2T 1-2c per hour; first class glue man to set up emery wheels. THE NEW DEPARTURE MFG. co.
 Bristol, Conn.
 EMPLOYMENT DEPARTMENT.
Norwich bulletin., 1916-07-29

TO RENT-Desirab ble cottage at 40 Oak St; modern cOnveniences Apply at 51 Spring St. jy25d
Norwich bulletin., 1916-07-29

gain in Norwich: Buckaa gham home on
 Washington St Broom house, most substantially built, which .Gost over $50O00 to build; also 2S building lots and 40-foot street. Price for residence and the i2Ss1Ots, S10, 900. Address, Real Estate. Exchange. New lsondon. CoflEl.&
 *1e236aHg
Norwich bulletin., 1916-07-29
THE KALEIDOSCOPE

Egbert-Imagine yourself reaching r the butter. ."-YOnkers Statesman.
Norwich bulletin., 1916-07-29

The fncandescent. electric lamp dates back only to 1879, just about 37 years having passed since the famous dis covery of Thomas A Edison was first given to-the world.
Norwich bulletin., 1916-07-29

TOR RENT in the building corner Of Franklin and Willow streets; fine cor ner store for years occupied by c. c. Treat d-uggIGt, and the sales room, store room and bakery formerly used by the Providence Bakery. Archa w. Colt, s Broadway. jy17d
Norwich bulletin., 1916-07-29

POTATO DIGGER for sale: it Is sec ond hand, but just as good as new; come and see 1t. The HousehoId. 74 Franklin St. t' p5 Je27d
Norwich bulletin., 1916-07-29

TO EIENI-F'or $10 a month a tene- nlent of seven rooms at 56 School St.; within five minutes walk of Franklin Square; also d basement tenement of flee. Jy21d
Norwich bulletin., 1916-07-29

The Brazilian government has de- creed that products offered for sale as butter must contain at least 30 per cent. of butter fat and not more Ehan 15 per cent of acid content.
Norwich bulletin., 1916-07-29

On Monday and Tuesday of next week Ethel Barrymore will be seen at The Breed in The Final Judgment, five part Metro.
Norwich bulletin., 1916-07-29
FOR SALE

An exceptional big bargain in a House, two minutes walk from Franklin Square, bound to appreciate in value, will earn 20 per cent on the invest ment. Wine buyers, get busy.
 For full particulars inquire of JOHN A. MORAN, Real Estate and Invest nent Broker, Franklin Square, Nor wich.
Norwich bulletin., 1916-07-29

The report of the first censHs is contained in an octave volume of 56 pages. Nowadays in a decade the cen sus bureau issues 100 or more quarto volumes with more than 100000 pages.
Norwich bulletin., 1916-07-29
What Is Going On Tonight

Vaudeville and Moving Pictures at the Auditorium.
 Moving Pictures at the Colonial. Vaudeville and Moving Pictures at the Davis.
Norwich bulletin., 1916-07-29

Lord Stamfordham, private lsecre.- ta1-y to King George of England, is an old soldier, having fought in the Zulu war of 1S7S-79.
Norwich bulletin., 1916-07-29

The average age of generals. in the British army is 53.9 years: that of France cos years, and of the German army 63.5 years.
Norwich bulletin., 1916-07-29
LOST AND FOUND

LOST-A yellow shepherd dog, near WnHmantic; Ashford tags on collar Address MyrOn Pratt, WilIimantic, Ct Phone 377-12. jy29d
Norwich bulletin., 1916-07-29

Two Canadian scientists havei found cobalt superior to nickel, Tor plating other nicI1els, being more
 durable. requiring less time tosapply5 and providing equal F2cn ;Sas thinner deposit -.-- .a..A4- 1ssssss.yssg
Norwich bulletin., 1916-07-29

The area of Roumania, is slightly less than New York state and Mas sachusetts combined.
Norwich bulletin., 1916-07-29

Gloves, betting and other leather articles have been made from sea lions hides in 9 British Columbia fac tory.
Norwich bulletin., 1916-07-29
NOTICE

The Registrars of Voters of the Town of Columbia hereby give notice that they will be in session at NeO- mans Hall on Friday. Aug 4th and llth, between the hours of 10 o'clock a. n. and 4 p. m. for the purpose of making an enrolment of the @egal voters of said Town, and for the pur- pose of making necessary changes in the enrolment list.
 (Signed)
 E. F. HUTCHINSON.
 CHARLES MARSHALL
 Registrars of Voters. Dated at Columbia. July 26. 1916.
Norwich bulletin., 1916-07-29

A great many of the comforts of home, including shower baths, are to be had in motor camping outfits.
Norwich bulletin., 1916-07-29

Spain in 1915 imported 1900, 900 tons Of coal.
 The red sumach blossoms make a tart drink
 The Rhine has 725 venerable castles on it's banks.
 The United States Public Health service asks do you:
 Clean your teeth and then expect crate in the washbOwl
 Manufacture of paper in this coun- try consumes nearly 5000,000 cords of wood annually.
 In the schools of Australia boxing has been introduced as regular exer- else for schOolbOys.
 The area of Roumania is slightly less than New York state and Mas sachusetts combined.
 The daily winter or dry season range of temperature in Cuba is from about 60 to about 85 degrees.
 A great many of the comforts of home, including shower baths, are to be had in motor camping outfits.
Norwich bulletin., 1916-07-29

In the schools of Australia boxing has been introduced as regular exer- else for schOolbOys.
Norwich bulletin., 1916-07-29

The daily winter or dry season range of temperature in Cuba is from about 60 to about 85 degrees.
Norwich bulletin., 1916-07-29
FOR SALE
FOR GA

FOR sALE-DwelIfngrs in NIoosup the two Miner residences, at ex- tremeiy low prices; one has barn either will make two large tenements pToYements. B. w. Danielson, Agent, NToOsup, Conn VIEWS
Norwich bulletin., 1916-07-29
LEGAL NOTICES
NOTICE TO CREDITORS.

AT A COURT OF PROBATE HELD at Norwich, within and for the District of Norwich, on the 26th day of July, PIesent-NELsON J. AYLTNG, Judge Estate of Julia M. DrisCOn, late of Norwich, in said District, deceased. Ordered That the Administrator cite ehe creditors of said deceased to bring in their claims against said estate within six months from this date by posting d notice to that effect, together with d copy of this order, on the sign post nearest to the place where said deceased last dwelt, and in the same Town and by publishing the same once in a newspaper having a circulation in said District, and make return to
 NELSON J. AYLING. Judge. The above and foregoing IS true copy of record.
 Attest: HELEN M. DiESCHER,
 Assistant Clerk.
Norwich bulletin., 1916-07-29
ANNOUNCEMENTS
DAVIS THEATRE TODAY.

Four Shows Today-Big Keith Vaude-
 vile Show-CharIie Chaplin in His Latest Conedy-TriangIe PhotOplays and Chester ConE<Iin in a Keystone.
Norwich bulletin., 1916-07-29
FOR SALE

A. nice little Cottage with good yard on Elizabeth Street at a low price.
 E. A. PRENTICE Rhonezsoo s6 Cliff strestz