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The daily Alaskan., 1916-12-27
TOM BRUCE WAS ILL
 BUT SHORT TIME

Delayed adVices from Seattle give details of how Tom Bruce, old Daw- sonite, met his end.
 According to a letter written by his doctor, MT. Bruce was ill for only a short time. His death was the result of a severe attack of pull monary hemorrhages. He was ap- parently well up to the time of the first attack, which took place on Saturday morning, not quite a week before his death. He wished to te taken to a hospital, but the dortor was afraid to move him for some time. In the middle of the week, however, he had improved to such an extent that the doctor felt that he could safely be moved He was moved on Thursday and died on Friday morning.-Dawson News, Dec. 15.
The daily Alaskan., 1916-12-27
BASKETBALL TONIGHT

Have you reserved tonight for the big game? If not, you had bet ter, as there is certainly going to be some excitement in the club gym tcu.gh when the Club and Fire men will clash. The same aggres- siyeness and enthusiasm which pre- vailed at last Fridays game is an tiCipated, and the game tonight should afford the people some en- tertainment. The lineup will be as follows:
 Club-Huth, Harsraves, Smith, RaUuzzi LiddicOat.
 Firemen-C. Ask, H. Ask, Me Kenzzie, Mathews, Ross.
 The married ladies were forced tc cancel their game with the high school girls, and an all star girls team will oppose the high school team, instead. The girls game will commence promptly at s D. m., and the big game ct nine.
 Following the games an informal dance will be given, with the band rendering their choice selections. Tho admission will be 25c and ev- erybOGy is welcome.
The daily Alaskan., 1916-12-27
ALL GO
 SKATING

Fer two days past great streams of water have been played on the municipal play ground, and today tF> plot is one sh.mmeIing sheet of glare ice, making it one of the fin e"+ skating rinks that Skagway has ever had.
 As it was impossible to make 0 riu!- while the weather was soft, no publicity was given to the propos- ed plan, and when the weather turn ed cold, Marshal Page blew over to the hydrants at FoWrth avenue and State and Fifth avenue and Main and quietly attaching the hose, turn ed the water loose, and Jack Frost d. the rest.
 So now it is up to. you to get your skates and away to the skatin rink.
 T. is understood that the kiddies will ba given the use of the rink all day and up to o'clock in the evening, when they will reluctantly give uU possession to the grown-ups, Of course nothing will be said if they just take one more turn around the pond"
The daily Alaskan., 1916-12-27

Last Saturday night Judge John B. Marshall arrived on the City of Seattle from Juneau, and Judge Rasmuson at once held a session of U. ;. Commissioners court for the purpose of hearing the cases of P. H. Ganty Ys. l.. A. Burke, and L.. A. Harrison vs. L. A. Burke. Judge Marshall acted as attorney for the plaintiffs, and the defendant fail ing to appear, judgment for the plaintiff was entered by way of de- fault.
 Service of summons upon the defendant was made by publication, and judgment was asked for ill set tlemeut of certain amounts founded on Uromissory notes which are long past due and remaining unpaid.
 In the case of P. H. Ganty, the original amount of the note was $49101 and interest had accrued, amounting to $SOS.5O, and the cost of the action was $S5.SO. In the L. A. Harrison case the original
The daily Alaskan., 1916-12-27
WILL
 CLOSE AT SIX

You will have to shop early dur ing the months of January and Feb ruary if you need anything carried by the Skagway merchants, for an agreement was entered into by several of the prominent down town store proprietors, whereby it was agreed that beginning with tonight thrir places of business would be closed at six o'clock every day in the week, Saturdays excepted.
 For several years past, during tn winter months, P. H. Ganty, and c. W. Ask and Sons have closed their stores at 6o'clock, and with the dull season at hand, L. A. liar T son Co.,, Will Clayson, Albert Reiuert and DOrterO and Sons have fallen in line, and thetr stores will close at o'clock D. n.
 This action cn the part of the merchants is for the purpose of permitting them a little more time during the winter months as com pepsation forthe long hours they are forced to observe during the spring, summer and fall seasons. They will now have an opportunity of be- coming better acquainted with their families, and will have time to mingle with their neighbors and fel- low tUwnSmen.
The daily Alaskan., 1916-12-27
FAMOUS OLD FIFTH AVE. HOTEL
 ID BE SOLD AT NARSHAL'S SALE

note amounted to $185.5O, accrued interest $11.5O and the costs and disbursements in the action $36.S0.
 Judgment was entered in both cases against the defendant, and the goods of the old Fifth Avenue hotel passed into the keeping of the United States Marshal, as it was for the purpose of attaching these gcrds that the actions were bro't. The piano, which formerly graced he Iarlors of the famous old ho- tel had been removed some years ago, and was found in the posses sicn of Mrs. E. J. Liddicoat, and this was attached by the plaintiffs on Oct. 2.
 According to the judgment en- tered, all the goods still contained in the old hotel, cons sting of furni- ture, bed and table linen, stoves, bed clothing, dishes, etc. will be sold a. public auction by U. s. Commissioner Frank Cook on Satur- day. January 9th, 1917 to the high est bidder.
The daily Alaskan., 1916-12-27

CuEar Ads.

An English pa."r aivortiscs for "a young person who cau cook and dress children" and refers in ifs lost and found" column ra "a doll belonging to a little girl stuffed with rags"
 Tbis is the par.T that contains the fOllowiug
 "A gentleman has a school for sale Contains two scho~lroa".s which will accommodate ".J pnn;is oH" above an other" Al.o th's: "A la'y cr'crs for sale a LaJJJa, I..ec ia1ay cats and q parrot. She states that. being now married. she has uo usr for them. as their Gmiab|c qualities are all com bincd ill hCr ,.uSului."
The daily Alaskan., 1916-12-27
CARDINAL GIBBONS SENIOR
BISHOP OF CATHOLIC WORLD

Baltimore, Md, Dec. 27-The re- cent papal consistory in Rome has dawn attention to the fact that Cardinal Gibbons is now senior Bishop of the whole Catholic world. He is not, however, the official dean Of the Sacred college, as that po- sition is held by Cardinal Vicenzo Vannutelli, Bishop of Ostia and Palestrina, who recently celebrated his eightieth birthday.
The daily Alaskan., 1916-12-27
flows s This2

We offer Ore Hundred Dollars Rewa.d for any case Of Catarrh that cannot h9 cured by Halls Catarrh Cure.
 ?. J. CHENEY 2 CO. Toledo, O. We, the UHdCCs's Ici. have known F. J. Cheney for tHc icSt iI ySa"S, and believe him perfectly honorable in all business transactions ana financially able to carry cut any obligations made by his firm. NATIONAL BANK OF COMMERCE.
 Toledo, O. Halls Catarrh Cure is taken internally, IctinE directly upon tke blood and mu- cous surfaces of tha system. Testimonials sent free. Price i5 cents per bottle. Sold by all Druggists.
The daily Alaskan., 1916-12-27
SOME OFFS ARE
 OFF FOR MINES

Pete Agoff, Jun Basoff, Jim Ba-off, Mike Sagoff, Paul Tomoff, and Sam Tahtiofi, all came off t @ City of Seattle when that yes sel landed off the dock last Satur- day night, some of whom even jumped off,, and Sunday they were ali eff for the copper mines at WnitchoTse, where they will work off some of their superfluous en- ergy ill breaking off hunks of cop per ore when they are not biting hunks off a caribou or moose car cass.
 Say, this is awful.
The daily Alaskan., 1916-12-27
HANDLE GOES SOUTH AND
 STORE GOES TO CREDITORS

Juneau, Dec. 26-The Scandina- vian Grocery, owned by Captain J. II. Randle has been turned oyer to Emmett McKanna, as assignee, re- pressnting the creditors of the concern in the states. Captain RaadIe left Juneau for the south fifteen days ago and while in Seat tie made an assignment of the store and stock to satisfy his creditors, although it is said that the assets will not cover the liabilities.
The daily Alaskan., 1916-12-27
THE ARE ALWAYS MISSED

Mir, Talbot, in the absence of Mr. Hunt Is acting agent of the Bor- "erIiGe Transportation Company. Is authority for the news that both tHe steamers Al-ki and Dispatch are to be laid off for their annual oV- erhauling. Both are south now and are not to come north until that wc~k has been done. Both o" these boats are very popular and will be missed, particularly the AL Xii - Ketchikan Miner.
The daily Alaskan., 1916-12-27
WATCH FOR IT!

Washington, Dec. 27-The first counterfeit twenty dollar Federal Reserve note to be made is being circulated, Secret Service officials announced today. It is on the Philadelphia Fedreal Reserve Bank, bears the check letter B and is of such poor quality as to be readily detected. .
The daily Alaskan., 1916-12-27
EaeiIY Settled.

Be easy" said q rich merchant to a fault finding s0u-in-law, who was per petuaIly pcstering him with complaints of his wifc's shortcomings. As her behavior is so imtolcrabe. I will alter my will and cut Ter off with shilling" The old man heard no more of his daughters railingS.
The daily Alaskan., 1916-12-27
A Ciean Record.

What makes links so prcud of his l never heard any of them did anything"
 That's exactly the point. So many persons ancestors diI d. things which got them into trouble with the police" -Richmond Times Dispatch.
The daily Alaskan., 1916-12-27
ANOTHER PIONEER GONE 1

Seattle, Dec. 27 - Mrs. Sarah Anna Webster, one of tue group of New York girls who were brought here round Cape Horn in 1866, and who later married David H. Web ster, a Puget Sound pioneer, died here last Saturday. Her husband died several years ago.
The daily Alaskan., 1916-12-27
Only One "BromO Qafnine"

Whenever you feel cold coming on,
 think of the full name LAXATIVE BROIO QUININE. Cures a Cold in one day. Cures Grip in two days. Look fot signature ofE. W. Grove on the box. 25c
The daily Alaskan., 1916-12-27
rrFrs "a,

"BlacksmjthS .orul ,o have a rcputa- ton for hoUcSt,."
 "Descrycd.y sa. but due partly per haps to the nature of the business. No body encounters a blacksmith with trust funds. There is nothing to adul- teratc in lis liuc. Compared with some of us. a blacksmith has few tcmpta- tions to resist. ."-KaHSaS City Journal.
The daily Alaskan., 1916-12-27

LOST - Parker Fountain Pen, wrapped in red wrapping paper. Leave at ClaysOn's store and re- ceivo reward. 'r.. iEIII1
The daily Alaskan., 1916-12-27
Rise a Li}tIc Eialler,

Those who live on the mountains have a longer day than those who live in the valleys. Sometimes all we need 10 brighten our day is to rise a little hlrhnr
The daily Alaskan., 1916-12-27

s. G. Parsons arrived in Skagway from Seattle on the City of Seat Saturday. .iyf.' 'rI.IkIiia.
The daily Alaskan., 1916-12-27

She-You deceived me when l mar ried you. He-I did more than that, I deceived myself.
 She-I consider, John, that sheep are the stupidest creatures living. He (ab, sentmindedly)-Yes, my lamb!
The daily Alaskan., 1916-12-27

A man ought never to quarrel with a woman. He should bear her unrea- son in silencc.-NapOleOn.
 Woman and the Higher Mathematics.
 Salesman-Yes, lady, we sold these shirt waists for $2 each last week, but for this sale we make a reduction of 50 per cent The price $ now only $19S. Lady-Well, that's good news. I'll take two of them.-Life.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1916-12-21
WHEAT DROPS
5 TO I CENTS
ON PEACE NOTE

CHICAGO, Dec. 2l.-President vii
sons peace note slashed war prices
today in the wheat pit to &c bush.
81 The biggest cut In values came
instaneousIy as soon as trading be-
gan. There was a whirlwind OF offers
to sell, and it seemed as If recent ten
cent smashes In prices were about to
be surpassed, but the fact soon be-
came evident that furious as was the
selling strong forces were more than
ready to take all the supplies that
could be thrown on the market at any
unreasonable sacrifice. The result
was that the furry halted much soon
er than recent experiences had led
many dealers to expect, and recoveries
OF about &c from the early bottom fig
ures were quickly scored
Opening Prices Range Down.
Opening prices for wheat, taking the
market as a whole, ranged from 3H
to &c down from yesterdays close,
with May at $1.55 to $1.58, and July at
$3.50 to S1.31. When comparative
steadiness was restored the leading
options, May and July, were respect
lively, at about $1.571s and $1.31&.
Corn, oats and provisions, unlike
wheat were not affected to radical ex-
tent by the Presidents message to the
warning nations and trading was not
much If any greater scale than usual.
Corn started "a to IA lower, but re-
covered to within " to 1c Of yester
days finish.
The extreme drop in oats was / Is
Provisions gained in value on the
better peace prospects, but the further
est rise was confined to PIN, and that
by no means general.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1916-12-21
AL local and FOREIGN
w Markets.
Pittsburgh

PITTSBURG, Dec. 21.-Hogs-Re-
ceipts, 1000: market. lower: heayies,
s10.7OM75: heavy Workers, S1060@
G5; light Workers, $10.25@10.35; pigs,
$9.50@9.75.
Sheep and Lambs-Receipts, 1900:
market, steady; top sheep, $500; top
lambs, $3.50.
Calves Receipts, 100; market,
steady; top, $1400.
Chicago
CHICAGO. Dec. 81. = Hogs-Re-
ceipts, $4,000; market, slow to 10c
higher; bulk of sales, $9S1@10z0;
lights, $9.35m10.1O; mixed. $3.50
1925; heavy. s9.SOM10.3O; rough, CSC
$500; pigs, S7.6O09.30.
Cattle - Receipts, 5000; market,
steady; natice beef cattle, $7@116O:
western steers. 5000; stockers and
feeders, $5@S.10; cows and heifers,
$3.s5610; calves, $SG11.5O
Sheep = Receipts, $4,000; market,
steady; wethers, sSS5@990.
Lambs--$11013.15.
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and butchers, $1o00@1030; lights,
$9.60@10.2G; pigs. ss.25@9.00.
Cattle - Receipts, 1000; higher;
prime fed steers. $10.50@11.50; dress
ed beef steers. $75O@10.25; southern
steers, $66S5O; cows, $5.25@8.50;
heifers, $6.50@10.50; stockers and
feeders, s618.5O; bulls, $5.50G725;
calves, S6.50I11.00.
Sheep Receipts, 5000; higher;
lambs, s12.2o61310; yearlings. $3.50
@11.5O; wethers, $s.50@9.50; ewes.
$SM9.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1916-12-21
PRODUCE
Cincinnati Produce

CINCINNATI, o., Dec. 21.-Butter,
Creamery whole milk extras, 42E.;
centralized extra, 4Oc; do firsts, 36ac;
dc seconds, 331sc: dairy fancy, 331sc.
Eggs: Prime firsts. 44c; firsts,
aye; ordinary, 41c.
Poultry: Broilers under IL lbs,
Ice; fryers over 11a lbs, Ice; roasting.
4 lbs. and over. 16kc; ROSTERS, lie;
turkeys. 22@23c.
Potatoes: Homegrown. s525@5.50
bbl; Eastern Cobbler, $5.2565.50.
Lemons: California, $2.00@3.50.
lines, S5c M$1 90 box.
Tomatoes: Homegrown, $1.40@
$50 per crate.
Onions: White. s4.00@4.25: yellow,
s3.50@3.75; Spanish, $1.50@1.60 per
crate.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1916-12-21
Indianapolis
INDIANAPOLIS, Dec. 81.

INDIANAPOLIS, Dec. Il. - Hogs
Best heavy, $10.15@10.S0; medium
lights, $10@1025: roughs, $4,000
1913; best pigs, SS.75@9.20; light pigs
$9s5: best pigs. $S.75@9.20; light pigs
$7m85O; common to medium lights
S925@9.90; bulk of sales. good hogs,
s10@10.25. Receipts. $4,000.
Cattle Prime steers, $40. @12.10;
good to choice steers, $7.50@1O.00:
common 70 medium, $7.50G9.25: heif-
ers, 81 50@7.50; good cows, $697.75.
Receipts, 1,400.
Calves Common to best veals,
$7.50012.50; common to best heavy
calves, $4M10.50. Receipts, 400.
Sheep and Lambs-Cood to choice,
s7.O0M7.50; common to medium lambs
sS.00@11.75; gold to choice ewes,
s7.50@8.10; good medium ewes, $3.50
I7.25; good to best lambs. $12@12.50.
Receipts, 400.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1916-12-21
Coal Quotations

Corrected by Hackman 4 Kiehfoth.)
Anthracite nut. $11.O0: anthracite
stove or egg. 5000; Pocohontas lump
or egg. (shoveled) $3.50; Pccchontas
nut. $7.25; Pocohontas mine run.
800; Pocohontas slack. $3.50; Jack.
son; lump. $500: Tennessee lump.
$6.75; Kentucky lump. $6.75; West vir.
ginia lump, $3.50: Winifred washed
pea, $6.25; Hooking Valley lump, $3.50:
Indiana, $500; coke. $500: nut and
slack, $500.
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Toledo Grain
Chicago Cash

CHICAGO, Dec. I.---Wheat: No. .
red, nominal; No. 3 red. nominal; No.
2 hard, nominal, No. hard, nominal.
Corn: No. 2 yellow, 92@h; No. 4
yellow. SSas@91; No white, 9O@91.
Oats: No. white, 1917 @50A;
Standard, sou 451.
Rye: No 2. nominal.
Barley. S5G$1.20.
Pork, $3.50.
Ribs. $13.05 013.62.
Lard, $4,000 1876.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1916-12-21
LIVE STOCK
Cincinnati Grain

CINCINNATI, o.. Dec. 21.-Hogs-
Receipts. $500; market, active; pack
ers and butchers, s1O40M60; common
to choice, s7.50G965; pigs and lights.
S725610.,5.
Cattle Receipts. 1,400: market,
dull: steers, S5.5O@10; COWS. $4,000
500.
Calves-Market, slow.
Sheep Receipts, 600; market,
steady.
Lambs--Market, steady: $S15G13.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1916-12-21
Cincinnati

CINCINNATI, O., Dec. 21.-Wheat:
No. 2 red winter. S1.7061.72: No. g.
S1.65m1.69; No. 4, Sl.45q1.Jl; sales
IL cars.
Corn: No. white, 93@1sc: No. 3
white, S2k Gp93; No. 4 white, 91@92;
No. 2 yellow. 1901 ac; No. 3 yellow,
92As III CSC; No. 4 yellow, 91@92c; No.
2 mixed, 93G nc; ear corn, 90W95c.
Oats: No. 2 white, 541sM55c; No.
2 mixed, 53dl54c
Rye: Range, $125@1.3S.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1916-12-21
St. Louis

ST. LOUIS, Dec. II. - Hogs-Re-
ceipts, $4,000; higher; lights. $4,000
1875; pigs, $S.25G9.5O; mixed and
butchers, $955@1O5O; good heavy,
$10.4O@10.50; bulk, s1OO5@1045.
Cattle-Receipts, $500; steady; ma
tive beef steers, $75001150; year
ling steers and heifers, $850M11.5O;
cows. S5.500S50; stockers I'D feed
ers. $5.30@7.75; calves, $50
Sheep - Receipts, 1000; steady;
lambs. 5000 1900; ewes, $5.00@S.75;
yearlings, $9.O0@1125.
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Feed Quotations

Corrected Daily by Omer Wheinn)
Paying-Oats, soc; new corn, 90c;
rye, s1.00: clover seed, $8.00@9.00 a
bushel; straw. $500 ton
Selling-Cotton seed meal. $4,000
ton, $3.50 a cwt.; middlings, $500 a
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ton, $1.S5 cwt.; bran. $33.00 ton.
$40 cwt.; salt, $1.S5 Dbl. Quaker
dairy feed, $S1 ton. $1S5 per cwt.;
tankage, $55 a ton; $285 q cwt.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1916-12-21
New York Exchange Closing
Quotations

American Can, 44ss.
American Locomotive, 70.
American Beet Sugar, "a.
American Smelter, 1921.
Anaconda, 70.
Atchison, 101N.
Bethlehem Steel, 489.
Canadian Pacific, 1921.
Chesapeake & Ohio, 62A.
Great Northern, pfd., 115.
Lehigh Valley, 771a.
New York Central, 1O1h.
No. Pacific, 108.
So. Pacific, IS.
Pennsylvania, 55A.
U. S. Steel, CON-, 101.
U. S. Steel, pfd., 1T. -. ..
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Chicago

CHICAGO, Dec. 21-Butter: I'm
changed.
Eggs: Receipts 1868; market, un-
changed.
Poultry alive: Unchanged.
Potato market: Unchanged. Re-
ceipts, Is cars.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1916-12-21
BULLS
BREAKS OYSTER RECORD

C. T. Price. Main street confeo
toner, received q 800 gallon shipment
Of oysters direct from Maryland Ash,
cries. This is the largest shipment Of
oysters ever received by q single
Arm in this city.
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Kansas CITY

KANSAS CITY, Dec. 21.-Hogs-
Receipts, 5000; higher; bulk, $9.S5@
1890; heavy, $1O.2O@10.35; packers
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1916-12-21

The United States yearly spends
500 ,000, 900 in building public schools
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1916-12-21

Wagon Market
Timothy hay-$14.00.
Mixed-$l2.00.
Clover hay-S12.00.
Alfalfa-$15.00.
Straw-$7.00.
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Cattle.
Produce

Corrected Daily by Edward cooper.)
Old chickens dressed. selling. CSC:
young chickens selling. CSC
country butter, selling, 40c: creamery
butter. selling. 45c; fresh eggs. selling
45c; country lard, sellinng, zoe; pota-
tees, selling $2.25.
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PALLADIUM WANT, ADS PAY
Norwich bulletin. [volume] (Norwich, Conn.) 1895-2011, 1916-03-16
HUMCR OF TIE DAY

Wife, see that Mrs. Ketchum has
got a divorce.
Hub-Confound #, That means an
other wedding present--Boston Tran
script.
Tommy-Oh. mother look at that
man, He's only got one arm.
Mother-Eushi He'll hear you.
Tommy-why doesn't he know It?
Princeton Tiger.
Racon-You know Rome wasn't
built in a day
Egber-No: there seems 10 have
YonEers Statesman.
Oficer-why do you think he
wouldn't make a good corporal2
Sergeant Indicating sentrl)-'Im
ccrporali Lor lummeI Why, is name
Clarence.-Punch.
What is your new teacher ike.
shes nice. but she's awful home
". / never can tell whether she's
maxim a face at me or not
BrowninE's Magazine.
rs his land rich?" asked The pros
pective buyer. cautiously.
1T certainly ought to be-" replied
the gentleman farmer. II have put
all the money had into ft"-Rich-
mond Times-Dispatch-
What kind of husband ala your
sister get?'
''Aw, she got a lemon. He makes
her economic on clothes to pay for
the candy and flowers he sent her be-
fore they were Observation-Disclosures City
Journal.
You say this is the last word IN
automobile construction"
Absolutely. sir"
But il 1 should purchase 70 can
you give me a guarantee that my
chauffeur Will be satisfied with it7'-
Detroit Free Press.
WILL" said Mrs. Spendthrfft I've
got lots OF things want to tank "a
you about"
Glad to hear f." snapped her hus-
band: usually you want to talk 70
me about lots OF things you haven't
| got."-Life.