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Montgomery County sentinel. [volume] (Rockville, Md.) 1855-1974, 1916-10-27
Western Maryland College,
WESTMINSTER, MARYLAND,
REV. T. II. LEWIS, D. D.. IL D., pREsIDENT

REV. T. H. LEWIS, d D., IL D, PRESIDENT
FOR YOUNG MEN AND YOUNG WOMEN SEPARATE DEPARTMENTS
LOCATION unexceed 1000 feet highlands MARYLAND
charming rn from
EQUIPMENT complete Twnae campus modern buildings comSo .
living accommodations laboratories
Classical Pedaaoeica
leading A. degree
PREPARATORY SCHOOL for those not ready college ~
Catalogue andB Of Views
Montgomery County sentinel. [volume] (Rockville, Md.) 1855-1974, 1916-10-27
FARM FOR SALE.

Containing 1857 acres. improved by new
dwelling and barn and other outbuildines
about miles from Germantown Station,
in MONTGOMERY county, Md, and about the
same distance from Gaithersburg: one
half mile from pike. Apply to
BOWIE F. WATERS. Attorney.
june Aid Rockville, Md
Montgomery County sentinel. [volume] (Rockville, Md.) 1855-1974, 1916-10-27
WA TED,

WAN TED,
" New and renewal
subscriptions to The Ladies' Home journal,
Saturday Evening Post Country Gentle
man. Woman's Home Companion and The
American Magazine at the regular yearly
price.
Special offer Of the Woman's Home Com
panion for two years for $500, or The
American Magazine for two years for
$500. or both one year each for $500.
EDITH E. HULL,
feb 4-St' Rockville, Md.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1916-12-13
Dinners, Luncheons, Teas.

Members Of the FL Paso chapter of
the Daughters of the Empire VIII be
hostesses at q tea Saturday afternoon
from to 5 o'clock, at the home OF Mrs.
R. 3. Alves, Hawthorne Place
Mrs Paul Ginther entertained Tues
day afternoon with a luncheon at Ho-
tel Paso del Norte, complimentary to
Rev father Frank Lederle and Rev.
father J. H Msloney. The other guests
were Mesdames 4. 5 Valdespino. ". G.
Roe, J. L Driscoll. W. J. Quigley. c. Z.
Kelly, James Magoffin. D. V Fennessy.
John DonOhue, H R. Gamble and Miss
Ma garet Hickey
Mrs. Empress Arlington entertained
the teachers OF the old Sunset school,
of which she is principal. with an IN
formal supper in the old high school
building. In addition to the teachers
Mrs. Arlington had as her guests a
number of former teachers OF her
school These were Mrs. J. II. Nealon.
Mrs. J. c. Ballard. Maury Kemp. Misses
Lucille Smith, Lila Thomas and CLAUDIA
Brahm. Poinsetta blossoms and Christ
mas bells decorated the table,
A suffrage tea viii be given by the
Ell PaSo Equal Franchise league Thurs
day afternoon, at the home Of Mrs. 5
]. Fennell. on North Santa Fe street
An entertaining program will be given
during the afternoon. Little Justine
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1916-12-13

ISIS SELMA ZIEGLE and
MI Charles Coplin were married
W Tuesday evening at an impress
sive ceremony. performed in the living
room Of the home of the brides par
euts. Mr.. and Mrs. Albert Zeigier. on
West Boulevard. Rabbi Martin lie
Ionka officiated- In small aleove
adjoining the living room, was ar
RANGED a bower Of smilax vines and
lilies Of the valley. Through the
Rreenery were many small electric
light globes Of varying colors- Above
we're turtle doves and many butter
flies. On either side Of the alcove
entrance were tail wicker baskets,
filled with vari colored large chrysan-
rhsmums. As the bridal chorus, from
.Lohengrin.' was played by stringed
orchestra. the bridal party entered and
toe. their places in the floral bower.
where the ceremony was performed.
Edmund Dayton Lachmsn was Nj Cop
lin best man. The bride was al
4ended bv her father, Albert Zelgler.
Thr. bride was Sed IN Wnlte Sallil
GOWN. draped over cloth Of silver ana
silver lace. The skirt was of ankle
length and very full The bodice was
formed Of the silver lace over the Satlh
and the girdle was of real duchess lace,
from the wedding gown Of the BRIDE
mother. The neck OF the bodice was
e1Ir square with small sleeves OF the
silver lace and shoulder straps OF pearl
beads. From the shoulders fell a court
train of satin. Her tulle veil was held
in place by sprays OF orange blossoms.
She carried a showed bouquet OF orchlos
and lilies OF the valley
Mrs. Zeigler, the brides mother, wore
a gown OF black satin, with waist
of burgundy cOlored satin, yelled IN
black lace and trimmed with Jet ana
steel beaded embroidery
Mrs c Leon. the brides grand
mother, was dressed in black satin,
trimmed with gold and steel beaded
embroidery.
ONLY the most intimate friends of the
family attended the ceremony
An elaborate reception followed the
marriage service. which was attended
by about 200 guests The rooms of the
house were decorated with profuslon
of flowers and greenery, with numerous
butterflies and doves arranged about
the foliage. 4 color plan Of pink,
white and green was used Pink car
nations and smilax formed cover for
the piano top, with lighted candles IN
silver sticks among the greenery-
4 buffet supper was served IN the
dining room 4 cluny lace cloth over
pink satin covered the table In the
center of the wedding cake was vase
of Cecil Drummer roses and lilies Of
the valley. Miss Edna Matthias cut the
ring in the cake Pink candles in sill
yer sticks under pink satin shades
and numerous vases of Cecil Drummer
roses decorated the table.
Mr. and Mrs. Coplin left later in the
evening for a wedding trip TO New
York city. They will visit Mr.. Coplin's
mother in Atlantic City. n J.. for ;
short time Mrs Coplin's going away
suit was of dark green broadcolth,
trimmed with seal fur. She wore a
small black velvet hat AS she lef
she tossed away her bridal bouquet
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1916-12-13
lust In Time for Christmas.

We have just received big ship
rnent of Two-TOne Shoes for women
and misses. These viii make ideal
CHRISTMAS gifts. These are all beau
tifuI STYLES and by reason OF our not
being in the High Rent District can
save you from one-third to one-halt
what you would pay for same grade
nd STYLES elsewhere. We invite you
10 come and see these shoes whether
you want them for personal wear or
for presents.
we remind FL Paso mothers that II
is here they can buy "Billiken" Shoes
70 the little folks
Sample shoe store.
Joe Zelman, Propr. 1O5 8 Stanton
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1916-12-13
Receptions.

Chaplain and Mrs Horace \. Chogi-
na~d of the 23d infantry. enterJalile1S .
100 L. - number of their friends TUESDAY
l,-!T7,jn~ AT the private view OF the eN-
6ibitio1 OF Mrs. Chouinard,s paintings,
in the art gallery of the Woman c!Io
building. The exhibition is open 70 the
public this afternoon and VIII con t ~,
nDt;i Friday evening Receiving with
cbsDlain and Mrs. Chouinard were
Niesdames W. X Wright. " F Martin;
Milo c. Corey, Frank W. stewart ana
1THnJerIich assisted in presenting the
Guests
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1916-12-13
Pnsoans Amou.

c. ". Groom has gone to Little Rock.
Ark. is 10 be away until the middle of
next week.
Mrs. Paul Ginther VIII leave soon for
New York City to join Mr. Ginther-
Their daughters, Misses Grace Gjnther
and Mary Ginther. who are attending
school at the Marymont convent. IN
Tarrvtown. will spend the Christmas
HOLIDAYS with them in New York City
Mrs Ginther Will remain in the east
for some time.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1916-12-13
The Arnu.

Chaplain John A. Randolph. second
United States engineers, was IN Il
Paso yesterday en- route to his hons
in Nashville, Tenn. 10 spend christina
Georgetown. Texas. to visit his son,
and christen his grandson. Chaplain
Randolph was formerly stationed in ii
Paso with the 18th infantry
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1916-12-13
about FL Pasoans.

Dr.. Victor F. Miller IS i'll with pne,,,
n1Onja at his home, 20o4 North Campbeh
street. -
MAJ and baby are moving Friday from
DIG West Boulevard 20 500 Montana
street. -,
Harry Owsiey. who has been quite III
for some time, is much better. As soon
a. he is able to travel he will leave on
a short trip to Chicago and St Louis
to visit relatives
For quick results-Use Herald Want
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1916-12-13
FORMER Ell PASO PASTOR TO
VISIT CHRISTIAN CHURCHES

President E II. waites. Of Texas
Christian University. located at FIT
Worth. who was formerly pastor OF the
First Christian church Of this city will
ba in FL Paso over next Sunday. He
viii he ACCOMPANIED by Rev Clifford
weaver, the secretary Of the univer-
sitv- President Waite will speak IN
the morning at the First christian
church ana Mr. Weaver will speak II
the morning at the Austin Park Chris
tian church and in the evening at tbs
First Christian church
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1916-12-13

For Christmas Business. Baggage OF
Pleasure. call Three-9eu-
city Service Company.
A Metropolitan Service
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1916-12-13
Cards.
continued from page 49,

Mesdames L. KILLER. p. Z. Kelly. ". c
Lee and J. 3. Rogers Mrs +. e Bircn
will entertain the club on December %
Mrs. c. e Kelly entertained the mem
bers OF the Pioneer Bridge club Non
day afternoon at her home on Mesa
avenue Mrs Frank B. Simmons won
the high score prize, the second went
to Mrs " c. Trigg and Mrs. John
Donohue received the consolation prize
Mrs ". G. Roe will entertain the club
at its next meeting, on Tuesday after
noon
Mrs. ]. I. Driscou entertained with
pretty bridge party Tuesday afternoon
at her home on Nevada street, COM
plimentary TO Mrs. s. \. Congdon, OF
Mr.. and Mrs B. J. futile. Mrs. z. l.
Eaton won the first prize and Mrs. W
G. Roe, the second prize. Mrs E. =
Plumb won the prize for which the play
scented with s. prize Yellow and white
chrysanthemums decorated the rooms
A two course luncheon was enjoyed
Mrs. Driscol was assisted in enter
tanning by Mrs. Frank E. Hughes The
guests included Mesdames s \. Cong"
don. H F Mueller, V. Z. Ragglo, Ralpn
Y. Davis, A ". Hadley, B. J. Tuttle.
1. Eaton. E. s. Plumb. E F. Higgins,
W G. Roe. E. E. Sells. J. s Daniels
and r E. Hughes.
81. Patriclk's Altar guild members
will be hostesses at a benefit orlcge
party Friday afternoon TO be given IN
the Dali room VI E1OLcA eioD 1C- WI -
Mrs " c. Roe. as president of the So
ciety. is the general chairman of the
affair. There will be 100 tables OF
PLAYERS Among those reserving tables
| are Mesdames ". G. Roe, G. A Martin.
Frank : Ainsa, NJ. Ainsa. A s. VAL
| despino. Harris walthall, W. NJ. Caples.
! Joseph II. Hurxthal :. Kranzthor. W
! NJ James. W. A White, E V Raggio,
/ i I DriscolI. Charles Pomeroy. D e
! Eootb- d V. Fennessy. W. j. Quigley.
| Virginia DeSmeth, George B. Ryan.
/ Richard Ainsa. L. S Sherman. A W.
| Iiefgreen, T sullivan, Vincent Andreas,
: Frank Carr. James Magoffin, Harry
! carr. B. J. futile. s. y Congdon, G. c.
! woodland, VIII T. owen. Horace w
! Broaddus. J. L Ely. Fred Knollenberg
! R T. Ebert. s. N. Aguirre. j kuneman
J s ]. Fenneli. W. H Zinkler, 5 H
/ Sutherland. 7. N. Ryan. B. J. Benton
R N. Jackson. E. L Eaton. Gus Nom
sen. A. ]. Fullan, c. E. Kelly. K D
! Franklin, Paul Ginther and others
1
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1916-12-13
Ell PASO HERALD

Segal Will give a fancy dance and there
will be q number OF musical selectlohS
and readings. Mrs. o. A Crltchetl ana
Miss 4 Louise Dietrich viii tax on
suffrage work. Mrs r NJ Peabody,
Mrs. Frank Curry and Mrs : J. Fen
nell will serve as hostesses at the tea
Mr. and Mrs. a. Schwartz entertained
at dinner at their home on Mesa avenue
in honor OF the visiting raools, VINO
were here for the dedication OF Temple
Mt. Sinai The guests were rabDl NJ
Bergman. Of Albuquerque; rabbi NJ ta-
Der. of Tyler, Texas; rabbi George FOX:
of Fort Worth. rabbi Max Heller. or
New Orleans; rabbi and Mrs Martin
ZieIonka. Mr.. and Mrs Sol I Berg MI;
and Mrs. Maurice Schwartz, Mr.. ana
Mrs. A. A Kline, Mrs. Bertha Zieionka,
Miss Ruth Schwartz. Erwin schwartz
and I. Weiss Pink roses formed the
centerpiece and pink candles under
mink shades. in silver sticks. were
about the table.
=
Parties.
The Philathea class OF the First
Presbyterian church will have a Christ
mas party Thursday night, at the home
of Miss Lulu PREFER, 9os California
street
For resuIts-Use Herald Want Ads.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1916-12-13
RESERVE OFFICERS WILL BE
TRAINED AT ROSWELL ACADEMY

Washington. D. c, Dec lS,-Estab-
Iisbment of infantry units OF the re-
serve officers training corps YES au-
fborized TO-DAY By the war department
in The New Mexico military institute;
Roswell, y. NJ. and the Agricultural
COLLEGE, Of Utah. at Logan Utan.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1916-12-13
Miss Selma Zeigler Becomes
the Bride of Charles CopLin

and it was caught by. Miss Louise
Biumenthal $3.50.
Mr.. and Mrs. Coplin viii make their
home in Carrizozo, y. VI. Mr. Coplin
will be associated with the bride
father in business there.
The brides parents and her grand
mother, Mrs c. Leon. will leave next
week for Carrizozo. 70 make that city
their home.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1916-12-13
Pdrties.

For resuIts-Use Herald Want Ads.
The Dolores star., 1916-08-25
HOW TO MAKE A RATPR0OF CHICKEN coop
Ratproof Coop for Chicks.

The accompanying illustration
shows one of the best coops for either
incubator chicks or hen with chicks
that we have ever used, says a writer
in Farm Progress. The coop is COM
posed of brood chamber and run, being
in total length 6 feet 6 inches and 3
feet wide. The brood chamber is .
feet by feet, inside measurement, by
20 inches high in the rear and "a
inches high in front.
The run is 10 inches high, being con-
structed of planed boards 10 inches
wide. which extend in one piece the
full length of the coop. Pine lumber
is used throughout.
For handling the chicks and clean
ing out the brood chamber this COM
partment is provided in front with a
hinged door. From a center board
running across the middle of the run
at the top two cover doors for the run
are hinged. These doors are simply
light, wooden frames covered with
small-meshed poultry netting to let in
sun and air and to keep out poultry
enemies. They are easily raised and
The Dolores star., 1916-08-25

lowered in feeding and caring for the
chicks.
The roof of the brood chamber and
the floor of the same are of matched
pine flooring. very heavily painted with
the best white lead and oil paint The
underside Of the floor and all wooden
parts resting on the ground are heavily
painted for preservation. The entire
coop Is heavily painted inside and out.
side to seal small cracks against dis.
ease and insects.
Inc moor Is on two-inch crosspIeces
two inches above the ground to insure
dryness of brooder floor. Heavy wood
en- strips are nailed vertically In nil
corners for added strength. About 20
1eet OF lumber was used in the con.
struction, which costs s1.25. The cost
OF the paint was Is cents, or n totnI
OF 81 for the finished coop for ma.
terial- did the work myself.
The special value of a coon of this
klho Is that it Is a good protection
against cold spring winds, while being
well ventilated and sunny inside. II ia
easily moved about safe and durable.
The Dolores star., 1916-08-25

Experience has convinced many that
1t pays in the ordinary farm flock to
keep hens for three years before turn
ing them or.
The greatest egg yield can be ex-
pected during the pullet year, and
many poultrymen advocate keeping
them only for that length of time
They pay about as good returns for
the work and expense given them dur
ing the succeeding two years in the
average farm flock.
One of the big OUTLAWS of both time
and capital in the poultry business is
the raising Of chicks. If the hens drop
OFF laying in September or October
and get busy once more early in the
year, they can be carried through the
period of rest much cheaper than pull
let's can be raised. So, since poultry
Is only very profitable side line with
us, many believe the keeping of hens
reduces the work Of chicken raising
without materially reducing the in
come, says writer in an exchange.
Most hens generally consider their
years work completed in September
or early October. They are as care
fully and generously fed during the
melting season as when they are lay
Ing. An occasional bird begins laying
In November. a few more during the
next month, and by the first of Feb
The Dolores star., 1916-08-25
What Impressed Her.

Shortly after VIII Crooks, the labor
leader. was elected to parliament. says
an English weekly, he took his little
daughter to Westminster. She was
evidently awed at the splendors around
her, and maintained a profound and
wondering silence all the time. Mr..
Crooks was much impressed.
WELL" said he to her at last, what
are you thinking so deeply about,
dear?"
II was thinking daddy" answered
the little girl, that you're big man In
our kitchen, but you aren't very much
here"
The Dolores star., 1916-08-25
TREATMENT FOR BRoODY HEN
Practical and Humane Way Is to Iso.
late Her in Open, Airy Coop
In Sight Of Others.

The sensible way to treat broody
hen is to treat her as a laying hen.
She has temporarily stopped laying,
and with proper treatment can soon
be brought to laying again. The prac.
t1cal and humane way. is to confine
her In an open, airy coop in sight of
the outside hens, and provide roost
for her at night. While confined, give
the same, or better, care in the way
OF food, drink and comfort as the hens
outside receive.
Combining broody hen for n day or
longer in n tub of water where she
must stand up continuously, or hang.
Ing her up in sack for three days
without food or water are methods
that are neither humane nor econom.
ical.
The Dolores star., 1916-08-25

ruary you can depend upon a generous
basketful. With the Leghorns there
seems to be no tendency toward over
fairness. The few that become broody
as spring advances are broken up
in humane manner and are back on
the nest with red face" in a few
days.
They are given free range and
all the care vOuchsafed the pullets.
Last year our hens made an average
of ten dozen per head. Many of these
were laid during the months of cheap
eggs, but not all by any means. Dur
ing August they laid as heavily as
in April, and August prices are not to
be scorned. At that time they picked
much of their living about the fields
and grain stacks. 1t was very dry,
so we supplied them with all the green
food in the way of early cabbage and
sprouted oats that they would con-
sumo. Abundance of food postponed
the mott and kept them ION their job"
At the end of their third laying
year they are sold at once. After that
age hens seem more susceptible to
disease, and we consider 1t Il risk to
keep them longer. The secret of get
ting old hens to lay seems to rest in
keeping them busy, giving them free
range, plenty of good food, an album
dance Of green stuff.
The Dolores star., 1916-08-25
CHAPTER XVIII,
Horas Non Numero Nisl serenas

HoraS Non Numero Nisl Serenas
But this story is, after all, an idyl,
and the idyl is drawing to its close.
Even as the Old Three Decker carried
tired people to the Islands Of the Blest,
my little tale can only end with "and
they lived happy ever after"
That second summer at Twin Fires.
OF course, showed us many things yet
to be done. Neither Rome nor the
humblest garden was ever built in a
day. Our ramblers did their duty well.
but the grape arbor and the pergola
would not be covered properly in a
season. There were holes in the flower
beds to be filed by ANIMALS, and mis-
takes made in succession, so that July
found US with many patches destitute
OF any bloom. Out in the vegetable
area there were first cutworms and
then drought and potato blight to be
commended with. In our ignorance we
neglected to watch the hollyhocks for
red rust till suddenly whole plants be-
gan to die, and We had to spray madly
with bordeaux and pull or a great
heap Of infected leaves, to save any
blooms at all. There were clearincs
to be made in the pines for ferny spots.
and constant work to be done about
the pool to keep the Wild bushes from
coming back. There were chickens to
be looked after now, also. and new re-
sponsibilities in the village for both
of US. We had neither attempted nor
desired to avoid our full share of civic
work. We lived a busy life. with not
an hour in the day idle. and few hours
The Dolores star., 1916-08-25
CAUSE OF S0FT-sHELL EGGS
Lack Of Lime May Be Aided by Feed
Ing Oyster sheIIs-Another Help
10 Green Stuff.

The laying Of soft-shelled eggs may
be caused by the lack Of shell-forming
material In the food they get; for ex-
ample, the lack of lime. This can be
aided in a measure by the feeding
Of oyster shells, that is, the ground
prepared shells. These contain SO
much lime that they help out in a
great measure. Another help is the
feeding of little slaked lime In the
soft feed, say a tablespoonful of lime
to 10 to 20 hens. This lime will aid
In the production Of eggs very mate
rally If fed regularly for some weeks.
Another cause of soft-shelled eggs be-
Ing produced by a good healthy flock
Is the lack Of green stuff. This fur
nishes the shell-forming material in
the best possible form and should not
be neglected. This is one reason
why hens so often lay them in the win
ter time.
Another fruitful source of the trou-
Bile is the feeding stimulants and con-
diments of various kinds. Poultry
Keepers so often get the habit Of feed
Ing stimulating foods in order to get
their hens to laying in cold weather.
forgetting that such a course, while
they may obtain the desired results.
yet Is at the sacrifice of the health of
their hens. Such a course may be all
right where one has bunch of layers
that he does not care for further than
to get all the eggs from them that he
possibly can. If he does not expect to
keep such hens but the one laying
The Dolores star., 1916-08-25

season, and does not want to use any
of their eggs for Matching. it may be
all right. But all such stimulation
by the feeding of so-called egg pro-
ducers. cayenne pepper and the like,
over-stimulates the organs of repro
duction until they become weakened
and unable to hold the eggs as formed
until they are shelled over, and for
that reason they are voided while in
that soft state.
The Dolores star., 1916-08-25

Is " ell and who
has never suffered
to realize how these
poor, suffering wo-
men feel when re-
stored to h e alth;
their keen desire to
help other women
who are suffering a.
they did.
The Dolores star., 1916-08-25

Beware of the man who has a ma.
mia for offering apologies.
The Dolores star., 1916-08-25
Red Cross Bag Blue makes the laundress
happy. makes clothes whittier than snow.
All good grocers Adv.
OF Course Not!

A somewhat befuddled individual.
who had evidently been lunchng a
trlfie too freely, climbed on board the
car with difficulty.
whats the matter?" he asked, mild.
ly, as he observed the conductors i'm
patience. "Ain't this car the one J
want?"
How do l know whether 1t is OF
not?' growled the conductor.
"Oh, you must have known it. or you
wouldn't have stopped to let me catch
it," said the befuddled one.
Beware of the man who has a ma
MIR pef,
The Dolores star., 1916-08-25
WHY WOMEN
Write LETTERS
To Lydia E. Pinkham Med.
cine Co.

Women who are web often ask "Ar,
the letters which the Lydia E. Pinkham
Medicine Co. are continually publishing,
genuine?" "Are they truthful ="
"Why do women write such letters 2"
In answer We say that never have We
published q fictitious letter or name.
Never, knowingly, have we published
an untruthful letter, or one without the
full and written consent Of the woman
who wrote it
The reason that thousands Of women
from all parts of the country write such
grateful letters to the Lydia E. Pink
ham Medicine Co. il that Lydia E. Pink
hams Vegetable Compound has brought
health and happiness into their lives.
once burdened with pain and suffering.
1t has relieved women from some Of
the worst forms Of female ills, from dis
placements. Inflammation, liberation.
irregularities, nervousness, weakness,
stomach troubles and from the blues,
1t ia impossible for anv woman vbo
The Dolores star., 1916-08-25
Compel Hens to Exercise

If hens are confined, good way to
feed corn is to feed it on the ear, thus
compelling the hens to exercise in
getting 1t off the cob.
The Dolores star., 1916-08-25
Fit for the Part.

Wifey-What do you think baby will
become when he grows up?
Hubby-Well, he's had experience
enough to be a towncrier.-Town TOD
ics.