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The sun. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1833-1916, 1916-03-19
ILLURIA.

7 LLVNIA i a country that has existed from
time imm.morial ami yet, quite singular to
state. il j. not recorded upon any map. y"
mention If il has ever been made 10y anybody.
II has never been described in story or poem or
history.
This iS the first time that it has ever been
named, and Yet llluria is a real place. II is In.
haI'itel by real people, those whom YOU meet
every day and wonder AZ and love aud hate and
fear.
What j. Iluria: We'll. it is a remarkable
place. II is The land where all III" people live
who don't understand each other.
the inhabitants Of Ilinria ar" natural! Of all
ages. from III" tiny baby whose parents have
Thought h" was crying hctause h. ha'l the collie
when in reality h" had only a safety pin up
t. the gray haired old man who sits alone in the
shadow Of the building ana spends his time in
brooding over the past.
Some people never get 10 Illuria. Those are
the kind who drift upon the surface " things.
who never have any moods and whose sentiments
are written largely upon their sleeves; but these
are in the minority.
When You first go to llluria ii seems a. though
II was filled with strangers aud Of course YOU 60
about trying To explain who and what you are.
After a while It begins to dawn upon you that
they have all come for that particular purpose
aud then you sit back and become NOR" reticent,
more composed. In other words, YOU begin to
expect the inevitable.
Their" Is one corner Of llliria where nobody
but eN- Presidents are permitted. They tell of all
III" things that they really did AMI Of all the
things that somebody else Thought they did.
Then there Is another corner IF llluria where
there is nobody hui school teachers, and a mighty
big crowd il Is. II has always seemed that II
.licir pupils could see them now land Of course
Cots of their pupil. are In Tluria)--if those
-lIils could he brought together and could toll
Ih" school teachers why they were misunderstood
well, they might have to leave Illuria. because
There would he no excuse then for their being
there.
And then the mothers: There l. u corner
Just for them alone. Their" they sit, Wishing that
IN" boys they arc bringing up could only know
that they were Illnrials: hut of course the loys
don't know, although the boys hrc Illurial, them
selves, Thar l. IN" peculiar thing about the people
VINO iiv" in lllurln. Somehow or other their Idea
o. tn" pla" l. that they cannot got together and
explain themselves Ia each other. That is one
Of III" rules.
You must remember tina, when Won 60 there,
bort h" l'r.iii>". Don't nttc,up, to SGT Yourself
r'"ht; Just =" in aud register Your name AMI
clioN Yourself.
1Iat Is. a. much ~ you can Ia Illuria.
The sun. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1833-1916, 1916-03-19
THE SILENT SUFFRAGETTE.

A SIl.EN sntfragette was once walking along
n n quiet road, when she was met ny Il com
mitt"c. Said the committees:
NV" wish I"u To Slcnk Tonight In the town
hail.
She shook her head silently and passed on.
soon she was met 10y II friend:
u want Non To spend the afternoon In nv
house ami talk Ia som" people who are ,louli ful
about IN" pin"" that woman should occupy In
the worlds affairs"
N@iIln She shook her head and passed on.
i. S.-Tni> story is not continued. because ac-
'"ldin" I" tn" most advanced school ~ fiction
writing, every story, at The very start. should
impress III" reader rs something that might puS-
Nih'N lhln"n. Maybe we shall succeed better
next time. Thank yOM.
The sun. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1833-1916, 1916-03-19
THE DEPARTURE.
w N.KIN'; along an unfreOurntcl way one
w pleasant afternoon ! met Learning.
"Mhor0 are Nnu COinpt z" snil

~ AIMING along an unfreOurnted way one
w pleasant afternoon ! met Learning.
"Where are You GOING" I said.
Il don't know said Learning. that is The
question which troubles me-. 7" be candid with
You, ] have come to the conclusion that ! am Of
very little practical use"
II could have told YOU that long ago If you had
nskel me- I said.
But one hates to give up ones Illusion. Here
have been from time h"bnobhing
with philosophers and courtPd by many of the
ablcst men. and YOU know now thar ! begin to
renliz" my own inrfficiency it is really pathetic"
III Is pathetic" ! replied. II remember the
Tim" when even I used L" look ny to YOU md
think You were Necessary I" an Intelligent human
being"
Learning wa. evidently concerned.
"Ar"u, you going TOO far" she said. You
know am necessary in II way. If people only
realized IT,"
Yes. in n way" replied gently. hc>irating to
speak that final word which would dispel the
last illusion. and YET fol, that II must he done,
But are YOU | continued. For example.
YOU probably think that you arc necessary to a
historian. and vet II one is TO write a history and
have 1t really mp IN date and make fascinating
reading. the kind Of reading that grips one. as
the book reviewers say. would II not he a fatal
mistake 10 'nIisnr' with YOU before one has writ.
ten such y hook:
Nobody does il now. You know. 1t isn't re-
gnrl"i as necessary To know anything about Your
subject: In farr nm intimate knowledge of it is
a handicap"
Don't you suppose 7 know thar" said
Learning.
And then take philosophy" I said. "Ir onc
were to write n book on philosophy wllic, shnll
ha popular with the masses one does no, need to
know anything about III" history ~ philosophy.
All on" need d" is t" use II lot Of high sounding
words which mean nothing. So yon scs----"
"I'"nt o. through the rc.t Of the catalogue,
please exclaimed Learning. 'The truth Is that
II was n mistake for me ever 10 rnv. existed. I
r"a'iz" this more and more every dry. People
were n grent drnl happier before I came"
THAT Is true" ] replied, and yet permit mo
IN praise you highly for one thing. ! ronlIy hnv"
The sun. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1833-1916, 1916-03-19

7 TAROLD PEASELY was in many respects
RI a remarkable character. He was almost
invariably cheerful. rarely losing his
temper A great many critical people thought
him superficial hut II often takes a large guam
tity NJ genuine nbility to he superficial In tho
right way. He often wore a casual mir when
doing the most unusual things, which was a
cause Of constant establishment to his wife. who.
although she had lived with him for several
years. did not even remotely understand him.
she was always suspecting him Of doing things
which by no possibility could he do. and Of over
looking the most extraordinary things which Inc
did do. waking up to them at last with a sense
Of utter misetving and nmazement.
One evening. afSer they had been living in the
suburbs long enough to have been called upon
by the local clergymen and to owe the leading
butcher enough so that they felt easy in their
minds about accusing him OF robbing them,
Harold remarked:
oh, BY the way. dear. I am getting up an In
~tellectual movement"
Myrtle gszed at him speechlessly for a moment.
The highest intellectual point her husband had
ever reached was q game OF golf he once played
The sun. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1833-1916, 1916-03-19
AMNG,A2H :; .!;? III. \ + IS $50.
illustrations by a Fourth
TIE RPSICHORE
BY r
By DON MARQUIS.

TERpSICHOtE,
1crjsichorr. You are tho queen Of
kickcr,. and all the world * thine
Tcrl'>i,ior". Tcrp>ich"rc. skirts somewhat
>llickcry are dancing where We dine.
rcrpSichore T"r1'~i"lhorc. Gents often liqu"ry
lrlp these skirts 4" shine.
Tcrpsichorc. Tcrrsich"rc. Cookery and chic.
DRY cabarcts and wine.
lcrpsichorc. I"rl,>iclior", Solid DANES or
slickcry essay that game of thine.
TcrpsiclOrC, Tcrl>iclUrc, Grand dads sim
as hickory dsncc ku"ts ,It of the spine.
Tcrpsichorr. Tcr1~ichorr, Young uls fun "f
%trickery. scc 'cmi cling and twiuc
Tcrpsichorc. Tcrl,>icl"rc, Your tuttcring
feet. and ~flickcry. are quicker feet than mine.
Tcrpsichorc,
TcrJsichorr. You are the queen of ki"tcry,
AMI all the world l. thine,
We were u sober people. existing with The air
Of n BruoklAn parish stecpl" In An atmosphere
The sun. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1833-1916, 1916-03-19
TALES OF A JEALOUS WIFE
VII.-.In Which Harold Proves Himself to Be thu
Humble Instrument of an All Wise Providence
By THOMAS l.. MASON.

Victim, who had once met Henri Bcrgson and
had been living on the income ever since.
Mrs. Peltcr. who was backc, up in n corner
tanning herself. was making ro remarks. The
responsibility Of the intellectual dcstinlcs ~
Blightville was al on her I"rtly shoulders AMI
her cue was to make no false step until The race
VAS over and The running time announced.
Meanwhile Myrtle remained ~ home hypnoii e.
Ing herself into an immortal rage. Whit at iir.t
had seemed Ike n surprising ad,ontur" on h,r
husbands part. with II certain element 80
suspicion in II, had now Ia her oycrhcate,l mind
assumed all Of the proportions of u gigantic plot.
Harold when living In the city had. entirely
without her knowledge. continued to meet tw"
unknown women. Becoming tired "f hi lonely
suburban life his wcnk, plinhlc nature had come.
The sun. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1833-1916, 1916-03-19
HEADS.

W ATtTl the heads In n MIXED audiruce Of
w men and women who are listening To u
lnirlN Interesting speaker. You viii
discover that the heads Of mnst Of the men are
nut" still and that Che heads ur most of he
women mr." muNii G, some nf them hui,'iug about,
som" or them s"nyil. ANA some uI them rnmiu.
lu"''li"r III Intervals To whisper. Nnu viii also
discover that thea twist thrir l'rk-. raise their
halnlN I" lNii their hair AMI cIaiIgr their wraps
over their shoulders.
These w"in"n'N heads are expressing them
serves ~ terms OF lack of concentration. TIL" men
ar" concentrated. The women are unrvnc,I
tratel.
The sun. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1833-1916, 1916-03-19

William broke. And still he hopprd and still he
danced, and still his liver grew, AMI William
Stli'h completely lost the trick Of feeling blue.
His liver got 50 strong that II was better far than
new. The doctors came from miles around to beg
n private" view.
IN" day an automobile hit poor William in his
pride. And all "f him except his liver gave one
cry AMI died. His liver was So spry and strong
that il refused 10 die. Tn" Coroner remarked On
il. Ih" electors said my eye Before they
had lh" funeral OF that poor dancing dub they
had /" tax" his liver ont and Kill II with II club.
And 'ilat> what modern dancing did for my
friend William Stuhh.
TerpSiCh"re'
Tcrsichorc' My little clinging vine.
We're conquered by your kickery. for all the
world il thine,
The sun. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1833-1916, 1916-03-19

Spring poetry is selling low.
The Mexican imbogio Sir Bryan wrote that he approved
Is taking N proportions. OF Mr. Bakers order.
Carranza did a series of So now the Army may proceed
Political contortons. To pacfy the border.
P Villa has declined to come The Teutons wMn a bit of woods
To Texas or the shooting. And lost a bit of valley.
Sir Woodrows star King George will eat
Is back at par. But little sweet.
And Barnes is gently Rooing. And thus % u finale.
The day book. [volume] (Chicago, Ill.) 1911-1917, 1916-09-13
BAKED MUSH

In making mush the expert Mex
lean cook always adds a tablespoon
of butter or other fat to the boiling
water. Allow three times as much
water as meal. Stir 2 cups of corn
meal into pints of boiling water
and cook 80 minutes. Prepare a
good meat gravy well seasoned with
chile and tomatoes. Spread the bot
tom of a baking dish with cooked
mush, cover with gravy and sprinkle
with grated cheese, then add alter
nate layers of mush, gravy and
cheese and bake 80 minutes. Pass
chile sauce with the polenta.
1890
Love may not be disease, but it
is frequently of a rash nature.
-O-O-
Too many of our coming young
men start with a handicap.
The day book. [volume] (Chicago, Ill.) 1911-1917, 1916-09-13

Whether or not she's a bra Scotch
lassie, I'll leave you to guess, but she
wears the Hie'Iand colors, and many
another little kindergarten girl will
wear plaids, too, this fall. They are
more popular this season than ever
before.
Cotton suiting is used in the little
frock pictured here. The waist is of
white lawn; the bone buttons red as
cherries
The day book. [volume] (Chicago, Ill.) 1911-1917, 1916-09-13

the world and we like and respect
you and we want you to come down
to the new farm and spend a months
vacation with us-and your wife,
added Nellie, but a tTifle obviously.
Mrs. Wardell, however, began to
see vthe light. She got the whole
story. Within an hour she became
transformed, into a model hostess.
Its all right, Arnold" she told her
husband after their guests were
gone, "bUt that movie so reminded
me of how you used to be-
I'm just the same as ever" de-
clared Arnold. Don't you think you
have changed a tEife?"
Eyes, do, was foolishIy jealous"
frankly confessed Ruby. 81 won't be
again, dear"
"As to the old times" observed Ar
mold, merry twinkle in his eye and
opening his arms expansiveIy, Sup
pose we adopt the old-time love-
making as a regular thing"
She nestled in his arms cOmpla-
Gently.
"Ah, this is something like it!' ju-
bilated Arnold, as their lips met. 'In
Rural Love- they were only mock
kisses, you know~
The Green Forest tribune., 1916-04-14
IMPORT SHIRTS FROM JAP
Japanese Salesman Takes orden United States and Goods Art
 Made Up in Orient.

A Japanese salesman is making W rounds of New York city soliciting x ders for shirts. He carries a liHe samples, takes measurements, WtM orders, directions, etc., and the ma k in a factory somewhere in Japan nass up the goods. The finished shA cross the Pacific and are carried X the transcontinental railroads to ' buyer.
 The Japanese are pushing the bS ness rapidly, and inasmueb as { tariff law cut the duty on these gN
 40 per cent, our Asiatic compett4I see great possibilities in this melt of getting into the American maris as the wages paid in Japan are ab4 one-twelfth those paid in the U1f States, declares the Albany (N. Journal.
 This salesman is a pioneer in WI may become a widely ramified OH ness under the noses of AmenS manufacturers. He pays no rent taxes. Every shirt coming into T country in this manner displaces z prevents the sale of a shirt made America and displaces just so mI American labor. And without ta
 safeguards this trade with Japan bound tc develop to the detrimen'
 all concerned in the industry here
The Green Forest tribune., 1916-04-14
HANDY HUSBAND Knew How to Get Part of the Bfs
 fast.

I know one dish can prepare X breakfast as we'll as any COOK earth, said my husband one morn when the cook was i'll and he had ' unteered to help get breakfast { appeared with his dish and l disc cred it was Grape Nuts which { course, was easy to prepare for Il " perfectly cooked at the factory, nu was a good illustration of the col'T fence of having Grape-Nuts about
 We took up Grape-Nuts imn's ately after returning from a five yeS soJourn in hot country. Our sW achs were in bad condition and { were in poor health generally.
 Tn a day or two we liked Grs Nuts better than any other kind food on the table. We both gapl steadily in health and strength z this was caused by Grape-Nuts [ Postum.
 A friend of ours had a similar perience. She was seriously i'll " indigestion and could find nothing eat that would not give her heartOY and palpitation, especially at nigD'
 She found that a small dish Grape-Nuts with cream made he' satisfactory supper and gave he' comfortable nights rest. Ill a sny time she gained several pounds weight"
 There's a Reason" Name given Postum Co.,, Battle Creek, Mich.
 Ever read the above Ietterf IS S one appears from time to time. I IS are genuine, true, and full of huD
The Green Forest tribune., 1916-04-14
BROUGH WILL TOUR
 FOR I2-MILL TAX
GUBERNAToRiAL NOMINEES OF FER ACCEPTED TO AD-
 VANCE EDUCATION.
Little Rock

Little Rock The concluding session of the Ar kansas State Teachers Association at the Little Rock High School audito- rum was said by officers and past of fcers 10 be fitting finish to the most successful convention in the history of the association.
 The feature was the address of Dr. c. H. Brough, former head of the economies department of the Univer- sity of Arkansas and Democratic nom- inee for governor. Folk dancing by pupils of the Little Rock, England and Newport schools attracted favor able attention from the audience. Addresses by Dr w. L. Treadwav of the United States Public Health Service and Mrs. Frank Peel of Ben tonville and the awarding of school improvement prizes and the Brough attendance record cup were other fea- lures of the program.
The Green Forest tribune., 1916-04-14
Want s. |. A. Organizer.

The last action of the association was to vote a memorial to the gover- nor and the next legislature to ap- propriate for the salary of state or ganizer for school improvement asso- citations, to be under the direction of the state superintendent of public in stTuction.
 Garland county was awarded the loving cup offered by Dr. Brough for the county showing the largest at tendance in schools for the past year The cup was presented to Davis Crockett of Garland county by Su- perintendent l. M. Redwine of Fort Smith. MT. Crockett presented the cup to D. L. Dunaway, superintendent of the Hot Springs schools Cleburne county was second in attendance. Im- mediately after the awarding of the cup Superintendent I. N. Henderson of Ghicot county presented Geo. B. Cook, state superintendent of public instruction, with a gold handled um- brella on behalf of the association. The association voted a life member ship to Ray Gill, deputy superinten- dent of public instruction, for his ser vices to the association.
 Prizes were awarded to school im- provement associations as follows:
 One-room school, a reference H. brary, Hopewell school, District No. IA, Bradley county, Miss Jennie Har- rod, teacher.
 Two or four-room school, refer ence library, Morning Star school,
The Green Forest tribune., 1916-04-14
Glass of Hot Wate| Before Breakf,i
 a Splendid \;
Open sluices of the sps.a,,
 morning and wash aw,, ' poisonous, stagnant mat.

Those of us who are aceus.. feel dull and heavy when w! splitting headache, stuffy from foul tongue, nasty breath, se,I ach, lame back, can, insto.s look and feel as fresh as daisr, by washing the poisons an5 from the body with phosnbs, water each morning.
 We should drink, before b,.. a glass of real hot water wits spoonful of limestone phosnS. it to flush from the stomaos kidneys and ten yards of bov. previous days indigestibIe was. bile and poisonous toxins; tbns ing, sweetening and purifying tire alimentary canal before , more food into the stomach
 The action of limestone pho and hot water on an empty ., is wonderfully invigorating. h out all the sour fermentationO waste and acidity and gives splendid appetite for breakfaS is said to be but a little whil the roses begin to appear cheeks. A quarter pound Q stone phosphate will cost very your druggist or from the Sin is sufficient to make anyone bothered with biliousness, ct tion, stomach trouble or Then @ real enthusiast on the subiec ternal sanitation. Try it and , assured that you will look bet feel better in every way sh Adv.
The Green Forest tribune., 1916-04-14

figures abe N cmnton
 o 0 e Prvn codge in eBco
The Green Forest tribune., 1916-04-14

Although it is not necessary to be an expert at the business it requires some effort and intelligence and strict application to make a success in cattle raising.
 It will pay you to give your hens parched corn, good and warm, for the last meal at this season of the year. Makes them feel so good inside when they creep up on the roosts at bed time.
 Cow testing points out definitely which cows are the best producers, both in milk and butter fat.
The Green Forest tribune., 1916-04-14

Charcoal is good for poultry, having healthful influence over the whole system. They will eat much of if when placed in reacn.
 The old setting hen is gradually go- ing out of business, with over a hun. dred manufacturers of incubators and breeders as competitors.
 Do not attempt to secure warmth in the stables by banking windows and closing everything up tightly. The horse is breathing animal and needs fresh air, but it should be supplied without exposure to drAughts.
The Green Forest tribune., 1916-04-14
FARM NOTES

Next to grass the most important thing for live stock on the range is water and plenty of it well dis trtbuted.
 Colts should have a regular grain ration daily. Less hay and some grain are more economical and will make a better colt.
 The physical condition of the soil is of as great importance as the amount of plant food there. Fertilizers will not do the work of fitting the seed bed.
The Green Forest tribune., 1916-04-14
TENDER SKINNED BABE;
With Rashes and Irritations
 Comfort in Cuticura. Trial Fin

Baby's tender skin requires [ soothing properties such as are f in the Cuticura Soap and Ointn Cuticura Soap is so sweet, pure cleansing and Cuticura Ointmen soothing and healing, especially ' baby's skin is irritated and rast
 Free sample each by mail with Address postcard, Cuticura, Dept Boston. Sold everywhere.-AdE
The Green Forest tribune., 1916-04-14

District No, 14, Benton county, A. R. Low, teacher.
 Town or city school, framed oic. ture, Ramble school, Hot Springa Second award 10 England Hiob School.
 The following received honorab,e mention: One-room, Higden. Cla- burne county; two or four.roo,, schools, Forest Park, Little Rock and Trammel school, Benton county; town and city schools, Waldo, Rison Stu1. gart, Forrest City, Brinklev. Habor Springs, Searcy High School. Enc. land
 pr. Brough to Tour.
 The most important action of tbe convention was the decision to mal,o an active campaign for the 12.miu school tax amendment to be voted upon at the general election next No. Vember, under the initiative and ref erendum act The amendment would make it possible for school districts to vote a 12-mill tax for educational purposes, if they desire, instead oP the present seven-mill tax Dr Brough in his address said that he would campaign the state in behalf of the amendment if he were asked. The committee appointed to have charge of the campaign, at a meeting immediately following ad. journment of the session, accepted his offer. The association appropriated $1,0O0 of it's funds for use in ina campaign and authorized the commit tee to solicit other funds.
The Green Forest tribune., 1916-04-14

"Dr." is an abbreviation freuu used to express the relations off tient to his physician.
The Keota news., 1916-12-15

rheumatism, dropsy, begin immediate
ly this treatment with Anuric.
The physicians and specialists at DR.
Pierce's great Institution in Buffalo,
N. Y, have thoroughly tested this pre-
scription and have been with one &C.
cord successful in eradicating these
troubles, and in most cases absolutely
curing the diseased kidneys.
Patients having once used Anuric at
the institution have repeatedly sent
back for more. Such demand has
been created that Doctor Pierce decid.
ed to put Anuric In the drug stores OF
this country, In ready-to-use form. II
will be their own fault IL those suffer
ing from uric acid troubles do not take
advantage Of this wonderful remedy
And to show DR.. Pierce's sincere faith
Anuric iA sold under a guarantee te
any person who has taken a full treat.
ment and has not been helped.-Adv