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The Bridgeport evening farmer., 1916-10-25
RID STOMACH OF GASES, SoURNESS,
 AND INDIGESTION
"Pape's Diapepsin" ends all
 stomach distress in five. minutes.

You don't want slow remedy when your stomach is bad-or an un- certain one-or a harmful one-your stomach Is too valuable; you mustn't injure it with drastic drugs.
 Tapes Diapepsin is noted for its speed in giving relief; it's harmless ness; its certain unfailing action in regulating sick, sour, gassy stomachs. It's millions of cures in Indigestion, dyspepsia, gastritis and other stomach trouble has made it famous the world over.
 Keep this perfect stomach doctor in your home-keep it handy-get a large fifty-cent case from any drug store and then if anyone should eat something which doesn't agree with them; if what they eat lays like lead, ferments and sours and form gas; causes Iheadache. dizziness and nausea; eructations of acid and undi- gested food-remember as soon as Pape's Diapepsin comes in contact with the stomach all ! such distress vanishes. Its promptness, certainty and ease in overcoming the worst stomach disorders is a revelation to those who try iA
The Bridgeport evening farmer., 1916-10-25

rect line of vision was longitudinal. and his position fully 25 feet from the approaching fish when he fired the successful shot,
 Gordon Gale, a student at Wesleyan university, was a week end guest of his parents, Doctor and Mrs. F. J.. Gale of the borough.
 Mrs. Mary Woicehowski, a well Known Polish woman, mother of Jo- seph Woicehowsk, died last Thursday and her funeral took place from St. Roses church, with interment in St. MlchaeTs cemetery, Bridgeport.
The Bridgeport evening farmer., 1916-10-25
American Architects
 Invited to Compete on
 Buildings in Australia

Washington, Oct. ,25.-American ar chitects have been invited by the Gov ernment of Australia to participate in the international competition in de- signing the federal parliament house at the new capital city of Canberra in Australia and the date of closing the competition has been extended to Jan uary S1, 1917,
The Bridgeport evening farmer., 1916-10-25
Norwegian-American
 Clearing Bank Will
 Be Established in N. Y,

Christiania, Oct. 25.SThe steadily increasing mercantile connection be- tween Norway and the United States has made it desirable that a house in New York handle Norwegian interests, especially money transactions. it is announced in business circles.
 Some of the leading Norwegian Banks are cooperating to establish a Norwegian Clearing Bank in New York with a capital of two and a half million dollars.
The Bridgeport evening farmer., 1916-10-25
HAIR COMING OUT

Dandruff causes a feverish irrita- tion of the scalp. the hair roots shrink, loosen and then the hair comes out fast. To stop falling hair at once and rid the scalp of every particle of dandruff, get 25-cent bottle of Dan derine at any drug store, pour little in your hand and rub it into the scalp. After a few applications the hair stops coming out and you can't find any dandruff.
The Bridgeport evening farmer., 1916-10-25
Pernambuco Builds
 Municipal Abattoir,
 Planning to Lease It

Washington, Oct. 25.-Pernambuco, Brazll, has built a municipal slaugh- terhouse, said to be one of the largest and finest in South America, and in- tends to lease it for a term of years to the highest bidder. l Tenders will be opened Dec. 15 and the Depart ment of Commerce is calling attention of Americans to the opportunity of leasing and operating the abattoir.
The Bridgeport evening farmer., 1916-10-25
Price of Lodgings In London Increases As
 Army Usurps Hotels

London, Oct. 25.-rHotel accommo- dations in London are becoming se- rious problem. The government has taken over a number of well known hotels for various war burea JUS and two of the largest clubs in the city recently were communicated.
 The result of this demand for room has been a marked rise in prices. One of the better hotels, patronized largely by Americans and Canadians, has just announced an increase of forty per cent in the prise of all rooms.
 Cafe prices are following the upward trend, and the greatest complaint heard is that the size of the portions decreases as rapidly as the price moves upward. .
The Bridgeport evening farmer., 1916-10-25

Beginning Nov. 1, 1000 trains will be suspended owing to the scarcity of coal in Italy.
The Bridgeport evening farmer., 1916-10-25

Uniformed policemen of Pittsburgh must hereafter salute the Stars and Stripes whenever seen on parade.
The Bridgeport evening farmer., 1916-10-25

The Rochester & Pittsburgh Coal & Iron Go. is preparing to enter suits against 2,500 miners for damages as a result of the shutdown of seven mines by strikes.
The Bridgeport evening farmer., 1916-10-25

Gold to the amount of $5,500,000 was received from Canada and de- posted at the Assay office for the ac- count of J. P. Morgan & Co.
Der taÌˆgliche Demokrat. [volume] (Davenport, Iowa) 186?-1918, 1916-03-02

Be: glsi9e:r einorilIgellber
2ihtmenge empfnDet unter MulIer
Oas Jil9auge ettpa bic neunfade
9eaigteit oes meni4li9en Nuaes.
Gin StId Tea. 1900 Niter)
1839et @teinbsrser aabinett err
bra6te BEL Der @eriteigeruns 69,640
Mort, ben D64iten lie geaoblten Dreis.
1oltssa6lung. Gin chr
laner @penglermeiiter bat oea Bolts
5ahlungsbosen in folsenoer Weiie
ausgefiillt:
9aupt6eruf: GpensIer.
Nebenb1daftisung: Bidder.
Nlter: u a @pengler.
Der lpadere Mann lneinte natiir<
lid unter .0lter" feinen Batter, ane
ter NeDenbei9aftiguns aber bas Sc
l9aft nebenan.
Der taÌˆgliche Demokrat. [volume] (Davenport, Iowa) 186?-1918, 1916-03-02
wtn tlelner gornegte

= @tn t~letner Carnegie
Selo ipurbe jingit in &ppellba9en be-
aroben. @s par ein iiebenjdbriser
8nabe aus Dem Mrmenpiertel, Der ol1f
Soften oes Carnegie : Jonos beer
oigt nuroe. @r bate 5ipei fleine ainz
Der por Dem lleberfo6ren burh Die
Glettrif6e 8abn serettet, mar aber
ielblt babel tDblih perlebt wprben.
Der &0nis uno Die aDnisin, gril1s
Maloemar, Ser Carnegie : Uonbs Ii.
a. m. batten Syringe ge1anot. 0inter
Dem Sarge gingen meineno Die beiben
Sinper, Die Der tleine @elp gerettet
bette, rno Elm lange5 @efolae. BON
Meni6en Ser per1dieOsnit item Stdnoe.
Man ipia Dem aleinen einell Dent
itein auf benz Grabe erridten.
Sn einem 5elbppit -=
briefe piro fplgenbes beridtet:
uMeulih fonlmt aus elmer gIinbenz
anitalt Die Na@riht, boB elmer un=
ferer frii6eren &ompagniefameraoen
oas 9(usenlidt ednslid perloren bat.
8as sei9iebt2 Gr fon %erfabren, bob
mon orauBen i'm 5dibensraben, ND
Der SOB auh ieoan Qugenblid ipieper
llelle Grnte balten fanil, nit inn
Dentt unb fIblt. Wllf Mnregung Des
ACCOMPLISHMENTS g. (ppn Der 8.
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men BEG erDbten Jelbberrn aus biee
lem &riege trdst) fon1mt cine fret
nilige 16nelle Sammllng in Der
&ompasnie %5uitanbe. Sic ergab pbne
jesliden 3pans ipfori faft 200 30"
81 n, graBlth n.
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Ter yGrceliior" aaf Die 9pur aefomz
men. 5inoig, pie es einenl 8lotte
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feline geiftiee l1%eberlegenbeit gum
MusDrud brinst, tit es i1m niht psrz
bergen geblieben, 0ab in Berlin elm
idpu1lebafter Salloel nit franoDii=
ldem 5ranen6aur betrieben miro.
Die Disqualification finb nat1lid
Oabillter gefpmmen, bob Oas @aar
Der 6ran3DIinnen ulglei6 neider
urD I60ner tit, als oas Der 9eut=
iden. gluf @runD bieier S~eititenurg
batter Die peut{hen MilitdrbebDroen
in ben befesten @ebieten Norofranf=
reids natirli4 niAt %per1aunt, SEN
5ronsDi innen cine &rieesiIeuer al1fsus
erlessn, Die in Sornl ppn Soar gu
entri9ten Ies. Die ormen Sran5Diinz
men miiien alio ppbl poer libel ibr
ld0nes s@oar BEN fteuerbeii@enoen
u9p4es" gum Spfer brinsen. Die
Sofe tit np9 barmlps gerug. Shne
iib in bel onoers seiitige l1ntoiten gu
i~tiiraen, fdtte Der nadere .grcel1tpr"
ieinen sutglaubigen 2eIern getrpit
oud mod er3dblen fDnnen, bnb mon
In Berlin ni6t fir Die 6aare, 1pnz
bern au6 Die 9folpe Der armen
5ranaoiin1en als 5rppbden berumz
1rdai.
5@lau. Bauer gum Ma9z
bar, als inn Sic Ter Die neu angez
laafften 9iibner uno Gnten 5eisf):
Denn Du Dir ldon 9iibner uno Gnz
ten anf9afflt, narum BAIT Dir benn
oa nidt an Hai1epieb itltt fpl9em
.3sus sefauft? No@bar: M@, %
5hnauferlfabrer psrben Bog ar4 flu
3ai!epieh aahlen.
Der taÌˆgliche Demokrat. [volume] (Davenport, Iowa) 186?-1918, 1916-03-02
(Sortiesung forst.)
Gin

Gin fo1sen 4neres
@rploiionsungliid ereignete it4 in
9edenpfronn, propina 9eiIenzgaafz
lau. 9ort aeiste Der 2anbne6rmann
@40ffler 1einer 5amtlie etne aus
Dem 5eloe mitgebrabte @ranate.
9as @ei9ob erpl obierte aus bts1er
ni4t aufgetldrter l1ria9e. 5rau u1o
So9ter puroen bur9 @randtfplitter
auf Der 9tele get6tet unb Der flint
jabriee @Obn 10 idper Derlebt, oaB
Der Sob na4 lpenigen Stunben einz
trot. @tne Na9borsfrau, Oie .glet9~
fals i'm 3immer pcrpeilte, puroe
lei9t nerlest.
White Pine news weekly mining review. [volume] (East Ely, Nev.) 1910-1920, 1916-07-30
LEGAL NOTICES
APPLICATION NO. 3936
Notice of Application for Permission
To Appropriate the Public Waters
of the State of Nevada

Notice is hereby given that on the
26th day of April. 1916. in accord
ance with Section 50, Chapter 140,
of the Statutes of 1918, one I. ].
Richard, of McGill, County of White
Pine, and State of Nevada. made ap-
p~lication to the State Engineer of
Nevada for permission to appropriate
the public waters of the State of Ne
vada. Such appropriation is to be
made from an unnamed spring, at a
point 300 feet in a southwesterly d.
rection from the Ne corner of NEA,
Section 10, approximately in NEA
of NEA of said Section 10, T Is ".
r 65 East, NJ. ID. B. & NJ, by means
of a reservoir and ditch, and 2-10ths
cubic feet per second is to be con-
veyed to the VIZ of NEA of NE
"A of Section 10. T Is n. r IS e. M.
ID. B. & NJ, by means of a ditch, and
there used for irrigation and domes-
tic purposes from April until October
of each year. Water not to be re-
turned to str cam.
Signed: w. NJ. KEARNEY,
State Engineer.
First publication July 2, 1916.
Last publication July 80. 1915.
White Pine news weekly mining review. [volume] (East Ely, Nev.) 1910-1920, 1916-07-30
APPLICATION NO. 4O41
Notice Of Application for Permission
to Appropriate the Public Waters
of the State of Nevada

Notice is hereby given that on the
18th day of June. 1916, in accord
ance with Section 50, Chapter 40.
of the Statutes of 1913, one Steven
Doutre of Arum, County of White
Pine and State OF Nevada, made ap-
plication to the State Engineer of Ne
vada for permission to appropriate
the public waters of the State of Ne
vada Such appropriation is to be
made from channel of Meadow and
North Creek, below their confluence,
at a point 700 feet south of the u
corner between Secs. II and IA of T.
10 R Sc E., NJ d B & NJ, by mean
OF a dam and two cubic feet per sec
ond is to be conveyed to the NEA
Sec IL. Eh SEA Sec IL, SWA Sc
u of Sec II, NWA of NEA Sec. IA.
VIZ of NWA See II and Wa of
SWA Sec Il, T 10 N R &C E, M ID
b & NJ, by means of bitches and
there used for irrigation and domes-
tic purposes from March until Octo-
Der of each year Water not to be re-
turned to stream.
Signed: w. NJ. KEARNEY,
State Engineer.
Date of first pub. July 80, 1916.
Date of last pub. Aug. 81, 1915.
White Pine news weekly mining review. [volume] (East Ely, Nev.) 1910-1920, 1916-07-30
APPLICATION NO. 4O43
Of Application for Permission
to Appropriate the Public Waters !.
of the State of Nevada .

Notice is hereby given that on the
Goth day of June. 1915, in accordance
with Section SO, Chapter 140, of the
Statutes of 1913, Steven Doutre,
of Aurum, County of White Pine, and
State of Nevada, made application to
the State Engineer of Nevada for
permission to appropriate the public
waters of the State of Nevada. Such
appropriation is to be made from
Kalamazoo Greek, surplus and unap-
propriated waters, at a point on the
SEA of NEH of Sec. 81, T. 20, N,
r. sc E., M. D. B. & NJ, by means of
dams, and n cubic foot per second
is to be conveyed to the NEA Sec IL,
Eh of SEA-, Sec. II, SWA of Sc
Il, Sec. II, NWA of NEA, Sec,
IA. VIZ of NWA, Sec. IL.
and VIZ of SWA, Sec. IL, T. 10 N.
R. &C E., NJ. D. B. & NJ, by means of
bitches, and there used for irrigation
and domestic purposes, from April
until September. Water not to be
be returned to stream.
Signed: w. NJ. KEARNEY.
State Engineer.
Date of first pub. July 80, 1915.
Date of last pub. Aug. 81, 1916.
White Pine news weekly mining review. [volume] (East Ely, Nev.) 1910-1920, 1916-07-30
Kindness OF Heart

His face was pinched and drawn
With faltering footsteps he wended
his way among the busting crowd
Kind sir" he suddenly exclaimed,
will you not give me a loa OF bread
for my wife and little ones?"
The stranger regarded him not IN
kindly.
Far be it from me-" he reipined,
ito take advantage of your destitu-
ton. Keep your wife and little ones;
! do not want them
White Pine news weekly mining review. [volume] (East Ely, Nev.) 1910-1920, 1916-07-30
Couldn't Lose Him

A newspaper man ran across the
street the other day to a dairy lunch.
He was In a hurry. He leaned against
the marble counter and ordered a
lamb stew. A man who had been
out all night swayed against him
several times, and his breath exhaled
whisky and onions.
"One stew, One stew" called the
boy behind the counter to the kitch-
n
The newspaper man turned to the
inebriate. Pardon me, sir" he said,
but | think they are paging you"
White Pine news weekly mining review. [volume] (East Ely, Nev.) 1910-1920, 1916-07-30
Good Reading for Sunday
Out Fishin'


A Teller isn't thinkin' mean,
Out fishin';
His thoughts are mostly good and
clean,
Out fishin';
He doesn't knock his fellowmen,
Or habor any grudges then;
A feller's at his finest, when
Out fishin'.
The rich are comrades to the poor,
Out fishin';
All brothers of a common lure,
Out fishin';
The urchin with the pin an string
Can chum with millionaire an king;
Vain pride is a forgotten thing
Out fishin'.
A Teller gifts a chance to dream,
Out fishin';
He learns the beauties of a stream,
Out fishin';
An he can wash his soul in air
That isn't foul with selfish care.
An relish plain an simple fare
Out fishin'
A Teller has no time for hate,
Out fishin';
He isn't eager to be great,
Out fishin';
He isn't thinkin' thoughts of pelf.
Or goods stacked high upon a self,
But he is always Just himself,
Out fishin'.
A feller's glad to be a friend,
Out fishin';
A helping hand he'll always lend,
Out fishin';
The brotherhood of rod an line
An sky an stream is always fine;
Men come real close to Gods design,
Out fishin'.
A f%eller's isn't plotting schemes,
Out fishin';
He's only busy with his dreams,
Out fishin';
His livery Is a coat of tan,
His creed: to do the best he can;
A feller's mostly man,
Out fishin'.
Edgar A. Guest.
White Pine news weekly mining review. [volume] (East Ely, Nev.) 1910-1920, 1916-07-30
Brass Tag Is Only Reminder Now
of Somebody's Darling

German army officers have shipped
to Berlin thousands of little brass
Identification tags, taken from the
uniforms of their dead comrades. =
News Dispatch.
All that is left of her wonderful son
ALI of her baby that shouldered a gun
Is a little brass tag;
He that so proudly marched off in
the line,
Clear-eyed and smiling, and splendid
and fine,
Is home once again on the banks
of the Rhine,
Just a little brass tag.
He with the eyes that were kindly
and blue
Is a little brass tag;
He with the shoulder so square and
SO true
Is a little brass tag;
He that stepped forward to follow
the Krag,
You'll find now, with thousands,
shipped home In a bag,
Just a little brass tag.
Oh, mother, the boy you're hungry
TO e
Is a little brass tag;
Your beautiful visions of ~splendors
have fled,
Your wonderful man of tomorrow lies
dead;
He vent as a soldier, but comes
home instead
Just a little brass tag.
Salt Lake Germans have received
the above little verse In connection
with the news item telling of the sad
tags that have been sent back to the
soldiers' mothers in Deutchland.
Each soldier wear a little brass iden-
t~ification tag when he goes to the
front so II he is killed In battle his
name, at least, is known.-Herald-
Republican.
White Pine news weekly mining review. [volume] (East Ely, Nev.) 1910-1920, 1916-07-30
Just Natural Curiosity

II see you advertise that you retail
canaries," remarked the Man from
the Street as he entered the bird
store.
yes, to be sure" answered the
proprietor briskly. Can ! sell you
one?"
NO" was the reply, Il Just drop
ped In to ask how the canaries lose
their tails"
White Pine news weekly mining review. [volume] (East Ely, Nev.) 1910-1920, 1916-07-30

why don't you yawn when he
stays too long?" inquired the mother.
"Then he'll take the hint and CO."
II did that very thing" confessed
the daughter, land he told me what
beautiful teeth / had"
White Pine news weekly mining review. [volume] (East Ely, Nev.) 1910-1920, 1916-07-30
Some Doubt

Let me sell your wedding-ring,
my dear, and give the money to the
Fatherland."
AL right. But where a we get
the most for it-at the bank, the
pawn-shop, or the brass foundry?'
White Pine news weekly mining review. [volume] (East Ely, Nev.) 1910-1920, 1916-07-30
Profitable Gardening

Doing any gardening this year,
Mr.. Snubbs?" asked his friend.
"oh, yes responded the advocate
of the back-to-the-soil game. I'm
training my neighbours bean vines to
grow over my side of the fence"
White Pine news weekly mining review. [volume] (East Ely, Nev.) 1910-1920, 1916-07-30
Willing 10 Try

officer ito Tommy, who has been
using the whip freely)-'Don't beat
him. talk to him. man-talk to him .
Tommy Ito horse. by way OF open
Ing the conversation )-Ah COON
from Manchester"
White Pine news weekly mining review. [volume] (East Ely, Nev.) 1910-1920, 1916-07-30
Her Reason

Old Nanny Persimmons called
one day on the village lawyer.
"Ah wants to diyoce NAH hus-
band,'' she said.
Divorce your Uncle Rastus
cried the lawyer. Good gracious
Why?"
"Bekase he's done got religion,
dat's why" said Aunt Mary, AN we
amt had a chicken on de table TO-
six weeks"
White Pine news weekly mining review. [volume] (East Ely, Nev.) 1910-1920, 1916-07-30
Something Worth While

Something Worth While
It's the kindly hearts of earth that
make
This good old world worth while;
It's the lips with tender words that
make
The ~care-erasing smile.
And l ask my soul this question when
My goodly gifts ! see:
Am | a friend to as many
AS have been good friends to me?
When my brothers speak a word of
praise
My wavering will to aid,
| ask If ever their long, long way
My words have brighter made;
And to my heart | bring again
This eager, earnest plea:
Make me a friend to al many
AS are good, stauneh friends to me.
White Pine news weekly mining review. [volume] (East Ely, Nev.) 1910-1920, 1916-07-30
Remember This

"Win you have me for your wife?
said the leap-year maiden, sweetly-
Since you have suggested II, /
WILL" he replied. but just remem-
Der. Name. If ] don't turn out to be
all you expect you have only yourself
to blame"
White Pine news weekly mining review. [volume] (East Ely, Nev.) 1910-1920, 1916-07-30
Signs OF Progress

SfSuS u 'OeSDc
The skies are gettin' shiny
An a yaller bud so tiny
Comes a-peekin' from the slender
swayin' limb.
That bud had best be wary.
Cause it's only January.
An the stormy clouds are hoverin'
bleak an grim.
1t will probably regret 1t,
Fdf a frost Is sure to get 1t;
But Il serves a purpose th4 Is good
an gay,
Though 1t may not have endurance
It's pervidin' the assurance
That there's blossomin' an sunshine
on the way.
Washington Star
White Pine news weekly mining review. [volume] (East Ely, Nev.) 1910-1920, 1916-07-30
Wartime Strategy

Restaurant Keeper-"Resi, go out
and jolly the city chap on the veran-
da. He's SO bored that he keeps tast-
ing the butter and wine, and he might
be a chemist"
White Pine news weekly mining review. [volume] (East Ely, Nev.) 1910-1920, 1916-07-30
Enemy Absolved

Atkins No. Hi say, wen did
Arnold get the lower arr of Is face
face shot hoff?"
Atkins No. 2-"Hit amt shot hoff.
ELS a-yawnin'."
White Pine news weekly mining review. [volume] (East Ely, Nev.) 1910-1920, 1916-07-30

Tommy said the teacher. can
you tell me what is meant by nutri-
tious food?"
"Yes'm." said Tommy; its food
what amt got no taste to IT,"
White Pine news weekly mining review. [volume] (East Ely, Nev.) 1910-1920, 1916-07-30
Human Nature

But you will at least admit that
there are two sides to every question,
and
II admit nothing of the kind" in
terrupted j. Fuller Gloom. AS far
as | am concerned there is only one
side and a lot of COMPOUNDED foolish
ness"
White Pine news weekly mining review. [volume] (East Ely, Nev.) 1910-1920, 1916-07-30

! represent The Daily Scoop. At
what time did his lordship die?"
His lordship is not yet dead"
"Oh, isn't he? Well, then I'll
wait"
White Pine news weekly mining review. [volume] (East Ely, Nev.) 1910-1920, 1916-07-30
The Man Higher Up

"The old-fasbioned boy used to re-
speet every word his father said"
YES" replied the rather cynical
youth; but you must remember that
the old-fashioned boy had n of
those old-fashioned fathers"
White Pine news weekly mining review. [volume] (East Ely, Nev.) 1910-1920, 1916-07-30
Impatient

Lawyer-"You say YOU want this
damage suit pushed through with the
utmost speed?"
Client-"Exactly. ] have a child
six weeks old, and ! want the money
to pay his college expenses"
White Pine news weekly mining review. [volume] (East Ely, Nev.) 1910-1920, 1916-07-30
The Only Law

Professor, ! want to take up in
ternational law. What course of
study would you recommend"
Constant target practise"
White Pine news weekly mining review. [volume] (East Ely, Nev.) 1910-1920, 1916-07-30
Friendly Interest

Grad-"This University certainly
takes an interest in a fellow, doesn't
it?"
Tad-"How's that?"
Grad-"Well, ] read that They
would be very glad to hear of the
death of my of their alumni
White Pine news weekly mining review. [volume] (East Ely, Nev.) 1910-1920, 1916-07-30
Strategy

Mrs. Exe-You always have such
wonderful success in getting people
to come to your parties
Mrs. Wye-"Oh. always tell the
men that it's not to be a dress-up az
fair. and the women that it Is"
White Pine news weekly mining review. [volume] (East Ely, Nev.) 1910-1920, 1916-07-30
# Day of Trouble

is not so greatly dreaded if you have
enc of our deposit books with a good
sum to your credit; in fact, it proves
TO be the friend indeed Do not
White Pine news weekly mining review. [volume] (East Ely, Nev.) 1910-1920, 1916-07-30
Badly Needed

There will be no meeting of the
Good Health Society Tuesday even
ing because of the illness of SO many
of the members"
White Pine news weekly mining review. [volume] (East Ely, Nev.) 1910-1920, 1916-07-30
The Ideal Sort

Jones is the finest after-dinner
speaker | have ever heard"
"?o?"
Yes, he always says, Waiter, give
that check TO me-
White Pine news weekly mining review. [volume] (East Ely, Nev.) 1910-1920, 1916-07-30

4 sen a check to that fund, but
| don't believe in parading my char
ity."
"Well7"
$50 | signed a fictitious name 10
to It"
White Pine news weekly mining review. [volume] (East Ely, Nev.) 1910-1920, 1916-07-30

III. F. Low had a COW fall on the
ice Sunday morning and was badly
injured"
White Pine news weekly mining review. [volume] (East Ely, Nev.) 1910-1920, 1916-07-30

Excited Customer-"Look here!
You gave me morphine for quinine
this m~orning2"
Druggist-"Is that so? Then you
owe me twenty-five cents"
White Pine news weekly mining review. [volume] (East Ely, Nev.) 1910-1920, 1916-07-30
Corroborated

Tell me moo, jamie, what was
the most wonderful thing you saw at
sea?".
II think the strangest thing I ever
saw was the flying fish"
Moo. laddie, dinna max a fule o
yer mither. Wha eve heard o a fish
fleein'?"
Another strange thing | saw when
crossing the Red sea. We dropped
anchor. and when we raised it again
obs chariot entangled on it,"
Aye, laddie. | believe that. We've
Scripture for that
White Pine news weekly mining review. [volume] (East Ely, Nev.) 1910-1920, 1916-07-30
Hang These War Times

Mary had a little foot,
And, narrowing to tell,
She put it in a smaller boot,
And then il hurt like censored J
White Pine news weekly mining review. [volume] (East Ely, Nev.) 1910-1920, 1916-07-30

Tobacco
Tobacco is a dirty weed.
! like ii.
II satisfies no normal need.
like 1t.
1t makes you thin, it makes you lean;
1t takes the hair right off the bean;
It's the worst darn stuff I've ever
seen.
! like it. -R.K.M.