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TaÌˆgliches Cincinnatier volksblatt. [volume] (Cincinnati [Ohio]) 1885-1919, 1916-11-28

iaperiten bis gum siemli4 lsi4ten
lupus, iotDeii iis ni4t tragenp coer
sebsdt iinb, 9algite bagesen untr'
Iiessu ben neutrality-suspicious.
gen ui4t. GbsytiO lDsrbsu Don ben
autli4en SommiIiionen iol4e pferos
suriidseitsQ.. bic bur4 irgeib lpeIae
Uad,Issl I'M 8au ober erbebIihe 1ebs
Ter an ben 8sinea fiir ariessSiDeds
lnbrauhbar iiRo. 8eriidiihtigt Diro
aud in einSeInsn TGlIen bic 8i4tis'
teit. bic febr ebIs Stuten aIs Wlutter'
ibisr. fir Oi. aanbsspferbesubt buben.
Sa bIeib. ober nt4t piel iibris, unb
70 1T gum geiipisl Der 8eitanO einss
oer srObten Reitinititute Seuti4'
lambs, Des Satieriaq Heerm mn, I'M
ettpa neun 3sbntel perulinbert iporbsn
non tnseeIammt pierbunbtrt pferben,
bic brei @ierteI gleniionss, Elm Diers
tel WerIetbpferbe iparen, auf bur9'
i4nittlih sttpa so bis 60 unb bas,
obfDohl iie TAFT nur gum un!erri6!
uin. fir Ssresanssh0rige @erpen.
buns finben. SnfoIse bes tloppsren
iinb sehaltIoieren 5utters 1T naturs
gemdb aud bic 9siituns cine ipeisnts
lid serineers. SnmrbiR perben fat
Der i'm Jriebsn iibli9en bier Bis flint
Mrbeitsitunoeu 9.ute nod uns.fGbr
brei brIanst. 9as lit su Disl, ipenn
man bic Ourfi9nittsIeiitung bee pri,
Datpferbes i'm Srieben bagessn bdlt.
SesentpGrtis betrGgt beFcn tdgli9e
Mrbeits5ett bOtitens eireinbalb Bis
stpti Stunben Je nad bem 2llters,
unteri1ieo unb Der auaIitdt bss
ergebtn iih fistne
Abpei4unsen. Strsns ntrmiben ipers
ben mnb aber etn forhrtes Rsiten.
Rstn Dsrfassa BET piats u Au Or.
TaÌˆgliches Cincinnatier volksblatt. [volume] (Cincinnati [Ohio]) 1885-1919, 1916-11-28
ias nabesu unm5sIid.

Iab nabe5u unm6gIi1.
Gn.iprehenb feinsr sertuseren Or
beitsIsiitung pirb benz pferb aug
pribatbeiit nur cine 9aferraiiou BON
anbertbaIb pfunb 5ugebiaist. Gas
pfrb aus Reitinitituten urD 0TeuIis
den unb ssIddftIi4en getriebsu barf
brei pfunb Safer erbalteh 9o au4
&Serfie unb Wlais auberorbeniIia
tnapp finb, ba. iid binnsu t,irsem
eins sanse Snbuitrie aufgetbau. I'm
bem UlanssI on aeeigneism Jut'
ter absubeIfeu Surrosais itnb IN be-
ird4iIidem umfang iombiniri MORE
ben. Soh mar Der Grfols I'M aIlsss
meinen niht iebr bebeuisnb.
Sm ipeisHtli4en iinb bic GrHdbs
ruussbebinsungen unb smOsli6ieitsn
bel ben Waeenpierbsn bes 0ffentliden
unb sei4dftliden 0ertebrs bi. sIeis
dem. Gas auruspierb lit fait gang
DON Der 8ilbfldds psri9punben.)
Gbenio iuie aud beim 5esre ieIbit
barf bic tasIi4e 5aferration ppn brd
pfunb ni&t iiberidriiten ipnbeu.
9ei ben In rtsslmGbis.n 3pifdeurdu,
men erfpIsenOen Musbebunsen ldBi
iid bic .Seeresueripaltun9 Don tenIelr
ben grtpdsunssn Der RiisIi9tei. lciisn
fpie bel ben Reitpferbsn. lin @ers
tebrsitoduugeu mad MSslidtett gu
oerbinbern, 5eist lie bas bentbar
gr0bte @ntgsgentommen. Srobbem
mar bic p5lIige aufI0iuna bes einen
obtr anberen 8erIiner OrpfG fenitaus
niht Su bsrmeiben. @islfadb absr ipars
ben bic ni9t gu unterI1Gbsnb.n
S9ipierigisitsn 5ur MISUNDERSTANDING
bes 9etriebss bur9 nnternebmungs,
Iuit unb beutf4e griinblidisii, fc gut
ooer f4Iebi es eing iibernunben.
Der Beitanb Der WIlgemeinen gerIis
ner Omnibus 9lttienesieai9aft, De
rem Waterial iib ausnabmslos aus
RuFeu unb 9Gnsn 5uiammenfeBi.
BAT ii6 senau I'm bic 5dlfte perr;ns
CERT. Stati Der friiberen 5000 pfsrs
be perfiigt bic Gefelfhaft beate nur
mebr iiber cine an5abI bon $500. Wis
ieber pferbekIiber mub au4 Tie nit
nenn Requifitionen rshnen. grftaun.
LID Helm 1T bic ansabl Der burh Den
GOb ubseganstnen pfefbe. kfonbers
ounn, psnn man in RehHuns 5ieht,
bdb bic qnfdIisteit ber pferbe fur
arantbeiten iufolse Der un5ureiGens
ben Jiitteuing unb Der trobbem fart
erbObien, 9rbeitstbdtigteit cine erbebs
LID gsffeiserte fein mub.
S9nrf setrpffen IN bur@ oie inupsl
|psa oenasssneo staetaes4 ~ q.
TaÌˆgliches Cincinnatier volksblatt. [volume] (Cincinnati [Ohio]) 1885-1919, 1916-11-28

lem oud, Der gerliner Ralrtport, Der
na6 ber aufiafiung bss 2anoipirtf'
i5afis W2iniiteriums unb duer 5us
itdnoisen StelIen in sJntershe her
@OIisDirtbi9aft unb oer 2arb.spI.r'
beou9t in mDsIi4ft nnosrduoertsH
lImfans aufre9t erbaIten perosH
jpIl. Sie Rennpf.rbe itub sipar be
bOrsust, uIlb bic bier suIdHise 9afs.s
ration Iiegt et!pas b0ber als Bel an
beren pferben. Wlan mub iid cb:-
.rinn.rn, bab i'm Grisbeu Die 1raiHer
Der RennjtGns iinr3eust BEN enSl;s
i6en grunbias fplst.n, ein Rsnna
pfern 70 aussiebis ME ntosIi4 su fit
tern. SaferTaiibnen bon 10 Big 20
pfunb fir poIliratnirte Rennpierbe
nareu eber Dur6dniit als unges
ip0bnii4. Sumit pergIiteH gebt es
ben aaIenben pon beutida, Boil
bIiiisrn bic au9 I'M ariese Rsnntn
laufen miiheu, berSIib f4Is6i. Uslt
jebt b6diiens feds piunb 9afer i'm
WagsH miifen bisis @ollbliiter. bic
iiberbaupt msbr Ippetit uib auf=
nabm,fdbistsii alS pferDs nit ipsni-
ger glut baben, bas eIside peniim
bsrunt.rsaloppirsn ipie i'm Jrieoea,
dljo fat jsben WiOreen einen fran
men 1900 bis 30O0sMsisrs@aIopp
i'm 16sGsiunbsnssW sWletertempo uuo
fpdbreub Der SuiiOn 12 bis 90 Re7
nsu, unb bas aIlss oui 70 gut mic
,Iiidtsrnen Massn. Die GOlss MAJ
ipdbr.nS Der isst fait a6seIfloiisntn
Rnnfaifon ein siemlia regelleies
Observation-Disclosures Der 9ollbliiisr
i'm Rennen.
Die berhdltnibmSbig 6,I!,n Crib
riingen iinb nit benMiIit1rpferbsn ge
mahi porbsn. Rad geoba4tungsn In
9erIinsr unb pptsbamer Gnferner
urb aus BEN Delbs geiammsIie Grfah
ruussn ldbt iif fassn. SGS serab,
oiipreubiihes. bannoperi9.l unb pc
ieri9es Remoni.nmntsrinl iid te
lpuHoerlinasgeHugidm mt ben aild,
bier i6arf periiirji.n Raticnen abg.
funbsn bat. Sn jsbem Shpnbtons
fall itHb al.rbinss gentle Reisrps
Dorrdtb. 3uldiiia bic .patisH.en"
ober iresnbipie psi6sn pi.rben nns
bic geins belfsn biirfsn. Sm GIrs,meii
nen ipirS absr aud bier fd,dri g.r.d
net, unb bic 8erliHsr unb yloisOamtr
Wadtmeiiter Haben Is nidli ltidt. ben
S9DaorOnsitna auf Der SObs 3u bal.
ten. gs 1T irobbsm gu ttobndtfn,
oab gsrobe In Berlin bag Mili!as,
material i'm alssm.insn ovt ausiis5s
ilnb Ieibliden Jutter,uilshb ,sics
Die asiitunasfdbigteit bst WiIiidr
pftrbs, bic bel 9ssiun Dss aslb3ug,s
bel ben bamals risfisen Gtrapa,.n
feIbft bic Gahleute iibsr,eusts, IN
tros Der in1fpifhsn npibrsnbig AZ
ipprbensn Guttsrbsf9rdnlung itbsn.
fou h1aossaGsHa sat gsblisbsn
TaÌˆgliches Cincinnatier volksblatt. [volume] (Cincinnati [Ohio]) 1885-1919, 1916-11-28
Sas 8.rIin.r Heitpferb taft
gang Drridwuubex.
gien1tpferbe uriiifen rrt leepem mhnsen
Iaiferl. - Pierbebeiunb ber Sup'
mtbuS.@denidaft Gui bic $dlfte
reSustrt - Sftpa1rous Stala
ftrb ulr iftper aif ar &obe 6u
baIten. - Shlten fino rI 80 She
eepIagteu @oftuielter,

GtrntaI, IN ben baIbpGgeHel1en
Seiten bes Sriebeus, bate betorntlid
bic quite, bette uIlb alerbeite @eiel'
i6ait 8erlirs ibre gebeture Grel.
Haiuerihnrbe. Sie traf iih n pou.
iter Seffentlidfeit. tam tn bitten
S9aaren urtb bIieb bod 70 5ieIrtltt
unteriid, benin Inn Don 8 Bis 8 ubr
@orgens I'M SippOorom fpasiepeH 81,
rettgrl. broudt man erftens 8offion
,lnb stpeiterts me1r 8eit, oils oie
aeute baben, bic mif Selbueraenii
artgeipieien limb. - Ser Ehiergarterl
bate balnaIs cine burb nttts ge.
triibte. sIdnsertbe gtaffage, bic ele.
gnrteTten uuiiurnlen bon Botsbam,
bie Gumer et1pas edig elegant, tpie
es Der quite olte 9otsbmner Sttl for.
bert, bas bette BferberIoteriaI Gis
ben Grob.@erliner StaIlen. 9as III
dIles porbei. 9ie feitbale Wsorgen.
itunbe 1T b6uig eingeiteut unb nid
am Gage iiebt man tpenig eernig @ei.
ter. 9te Danten iibertpiegen iett er.
hebIid). Giniltften felt man febr
tpei1ig, BIN rnb tpieber NAL einen be.
iirlaubten GSrorrtoffisier ODER in Der
Seinlatb beontete. Die 9drrer babeu
oft nod Elm eigenes RfPrb o1er elm
Bferb bes @utten obr etnes Ser.
Danbten, nber ipas man bonn mann.
liden GtbiI 5u ie1en befonmt, erin.
merit oft on ben fpanif9en gfitter urlb
ieirre biitorifhe Stllte.
Senui genpmmen Febt mon aIIers
btngs bon Stltten tpenig. Inter midi
1inbebingter Qusnabme BON Offtsiers.
pferben reqiifrirt bic Seerespertpal.
tuns faji ale Stuten stpif&en ettpa
is9s ~ Uiszaesn ssSssa ba,s sllsss
TaÌˆgliches Cincinnatier volksblatt. [volume] (Cincinnati [Ohio]) 1885-1919, 1916-11-28
--8n $anie-
Or. A. Brueggelnann
is4s maInst e4rase.
CfficesGhfnben is rnb 6--6 ttHr. v
DR.. p. Wehner.
Babnar5t.
q CO pacpai6ss GseanG
ods HiM etsaAs.
chss aSsabs anb eouxtasS. I'd. GsaaI. s7Sa
Nbsrtfrs gerfouf-Ds Dsr etaa


&bestff.s gerfanf pee etaai
Dbto, SnnriItnn Golntp, es.
YiHoige etues bon benz Common gIr0S De
rt6t erldienen itffb an utih perinteten BefebIes
iperoe 10 auf 6ffcrtli9er ainitton ofterirer, ON
ia 9. ben 2. December ". 8. 1918, nm iibr
gsdnnittags. b1s nddbfoIaenh bef@risbefie
@rnnbgipenttunt. ndnIiH:
On. 9nbetra&t bas Ha6foiecnbs III dtp Sc
I6tetbuig bes aeilnnHfer Griinbdaerfbuuts:
Tas Grinbnii6, aeleeen In Der giabf g,or.
Gtlp, ridmlin.
81 bsiGHHt urs nunrmertrt ais eot giersssn
l14l bon ber efib soripoob ennbiint iinfernb.
tpeiIlns, ipie es5eet an' benz gIane. einestra.
gen IN @Iansgtlid Z, Seite ee, ber. Somiltcn
9onntn, Ohio. @cccrbs, iinb aelepen In eeftion
s.isrinisbreibia lsl), 2otpnfbip aier ~. erat.
sis sasts aOt Il, e,nisnSiessia @ tsiS as n BE-.
t5rort on Der fibI,6en eetfe Der Gmitb glodb,
inb IN etrbunheri nro otbtiirbfnnfs.a unh fir.
urbbiersie eirburbertfteI (f6s.45) Sub tief an
Der nbrbIt6tn atnie linS sinbunbert unb neiin.
tief an Der iiibI6er piuie, iinb IN eifnirb.
fiirisip urrb fedsnnb'ehsig gtnbunbertfteI
t16g) Niis btrter y oer Breif; nns "
sasfelbe etasrftim, fbertraasn an wiart U.
Gncep biirt Deeb bon CLARA gfafentbnI @tuier
rrb Sntten. bdtirt bonn ts. elnauit 1905. urb
eiraetrneen In Eteb Rii@ pst, sette $50, Der
@eeorbs bon 6uniItor gpuntt, Ohio, unb
rurbs flbertrnpen rrterfpcrfeu ben neerersnr'
ltii iiIrb Hefdrdrfrneeu In Hssue Guf ben 0es
brand bnbof, efIihnIierS In benz bornsunniiter
Tssb nit BerbeNerlriper tnrnit, beiGnHf aIs
Hummer 41l7 STtib @odb. stsrpoHb, SaraItpa
0onrtn, Cbio.
abne'dhsi All sT,5oo. 90.
gltrt berfniift n,ff ben wSeM tes Gerints
In oert fnne. iuorin Tbe Spbr Sni6 grstuinq
gcnr,ant .alasersn uus gsnr, q. Docep be
psrflngtr m.
Ran go fsf,roo.
g,erfouis.reSinguneen - gasr an Race to
Beridirfs.
georae s@stt,
ebertf bon SnrrnItDn Qornt1. C6tc.
Trr& sobr q. gserusy. Teputs.
Barmer. cntnou, GoTbfuttp x
Snabfh. nu,udIie
Ginflunati. 9. Rootu,5n 1918.
T1l.2f,seS
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etslleuseIsdje - 8eibIidj.

Ante bsutf9e Graa tnnt Sieue cis
ab1in In qaie obsr AsitauraEi. i6Is UaooSs
GtrGbe, 2. gso6.
grGu fu4t gtsI< flr ea1eI'
or1eit In So!sl ootr MsitcinGlt i72< Giu
GfrGbe, .Ste6.
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mif bem RSnis Gerbinanb bon Rns
mdnien auiammentreffen pirO. in
aieip ansefonmen lei.
Eanf fjasunss.B sbanfeu.
Carl b. Sarttnaiin i'm rDe,ti4fl,
SsourItaI".


Tanfen-@ofiir?
Oanft fir bas, tpas eud beidiebc,t
g8as Der Sinunel ein beidert,
I'9aB er ilrts beipabrt ben Srieoeit
Sas iidbt i6on oes 9anferls tpertb.
@uBeroem tbltt mir ertibeuel
@iile @eorosproid,peritdt,
Sus fam itiernano net 6tnefef1
Drum perseBt Ses 9anfens net.
,Sebt, es idJtron1t bes @olbes Siellf
DAB hrs faun nod faiie fonrt,
9arum bntft nit Ser5 dilo Seele,-
Broflarniert Der Nrafioent,
,Wal6 Gno &onie fliebt i'm 2mlbe
g9ie oereinibt IN &unaan,
Oarum banft ibr &aiielbaroe,
Oanfet ole Mann fnr NauL3
gsea, ION @dpieti9 mag u,anaem
pIieien,
Dean6er bot e quite 3eit,
Ood, Die meiihten ben fei @teien
9eet for ioI9e 9anfbarteit,
liet eebau'n iIdt dtb 9eiftoten
9lu'r Eroid,peritdt, 8 iitt SdruB,
@enn Menib Sftpeinefnod,en
tSttatt c Siirfie fiittern uuIb.
IIertti @oIo, mos iou bas beben2
Sagt mir MIR, mem tblit es gilta
aanit e Sellob barm beiben,
Nenn er !Sunger batptpe tbltS
gto, es rna9t rlur oles thsner.
Dos gu Ieltgnen iidt lei Subs,
40 man for G Doienb Gier
Shou e 9nI1nr onbIen uuib
Sahft net BON bes St,,ruleIS Cite,
2adlerIid, mo iiht ie bann
SSenn man beibe gnben nriete
9tltr borb ,Saiften made funn,
$40 70 theuer Tein bic aoblen
CAB man Sonlrtags boft i'm Bet,
DO, cs ioa Der 9eubel bolea
Dieie Irt @roihperitdt.
0nn mir au6 bonn SoIbs f4trober,
S,Gnat uns bod Der Ntagen fhtet
8obli9tartb, merit euh oas. lbr
Brotel!,
Sfdf ertteierIie reIatiD.
Dan liebt in ber ean5en @elt es
,l,d, BON oieiem Sdta,bp,inft an.
gs 6ebingt ben @ertb bes 8eloes
g8as man oafor falieu faan.
aIenb mas tidt's, tpos for Dcler
osute nod Der giirser friegt,
Der bot tpobI Sropenfoller.
,yo BON NiI6 Gn5 Sonta i6prit't,
sdlett 1rb irrrner ibled,ter geH es
lns bier nit Der sSirtterei,
o66iGtens nod for Uiaido- -BoteteS
aang es OF for GrbisIbrc.
0artpt nur tHr SdpefuIanteu,
SIR periIiste 2uulpenhaulb,
Or ibr gouIhenfabrifanten,
Sdluhr ibr babt gum Sartfen 8runo,
Nch Der @iirgersmunn, mo ebrlIb
Sidt ernGrbt, Der ittete pat
g1it benz 9ur1fen, NEIL er fdrperlih
8ieIen SruIlb gum OaHfeu bot.
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gerlanst-apit nnb aosis.

ueTterer anftanbiaer dlleiHi.etenber Snnb.
pfr,er ipfufcht 9ifuner nit api. In flener
nu'tdnbinsr turrils cher dItereH Srcu. Of
fertsu urter -geIipgtou-, DoIisblaif. erbtirn.
Is, ,20s
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q. a nm. erfntrsuer mii.eIiabriaer, fnni stsf
ais sgerter. oosr SeftlrripHGa. 5rnnf, 81
gire Sfrabe, 2. Gtu6.
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iinterbaltnnss slnseisen.
IeufjtheS Gbeater.

sibeHbs 7:45. GEobs gohiidt: ,s. Wl. ber
@tibiud". aplibbie In eiien bon elb. motse.
ertife: 25t bis sl.50. aorperfnut: 9ob q Ca
fanp. i2. rHb Dins 6ir.. eepOffice @rare
Gperc &oufs. 2e.So.2
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TentaI e oHeae.

fts Uinetpsafi fertaf Gsueus, asi--2ss Epsf
gorrf ctr. nose SInm. 0s~dA .rsrsAsA
aae afttn sihntenuiida Arbiteu
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'0nts. grqa fuSi etsls aIs 6ausplIss.n
! ~ fnsa eesa'ssE ieD Dassss 0naoA 8
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3! Ut m norman fn6f aIte ober usue sftbet.
M. z. O.. 40 10. WriDsidsn e,benue
The bee., 1916-06-20
A Texas Wonder

The Texas Wonder cures kidney
and bladder troubles, dissolves grav.
Ell. cures diabetes, weak and lame
backs, rheumatism and all irregu-
lArities Of bladder troubles, remov-
ing gravel, the kidneys and bladder
IN both men and women. Regulates
bladder troubles in children. If not
sold by your druggists will be sent
by mail on receipt of $l.00. One
small bottle is two months treat
ment and seldom fails to perfect a
cure. Send for testimonials from
kentuck ky and other States, DR.. f.
w. Hal, 1926 Olive St., St Louis,
Mo. Sold by all druggists.
The bee., 1916-06-20
CITY DIRECTORY.

MayOr-W. E. Rash.
Police Judge-JOhn NJ. Csnsler.
Chief of POlice-J. H. Handy.
Night Chief-A. j. Bennett.
City Clerk-R. q, McEuen.
Treasurer-Frank B. Arnold.
City Physician-W. X. Nisbet.
City Engineer-R. r. Whipfler.
StreetCommissiOner-AmosNRnce
Councilmen-Madison Oldham, M q.
Bohan, F. d. Rash DIN. evans, ThOs.
Blair, Q. NJ. Henry. Meeting night
first Monday night in each month.
School Trustees-Paul NJ. Moore,
Pres. Ernest Newton, Secy.; J. H.
Fish, Treas. G. w. Mothershead
and A. o. Sisk.
Board of Health-Dr. w. X. Mis-
bet, H. d. Cowand and E. M. Ira
hern.
Postmaster-Chas. E. Barnett.
FIRE DEPARTMENTAL. w. KOg-
ers, Chief; F. B. Arnold, Assistant
Chief; Chas. Barnett, Captain; ;
Claude Long, w. d. Cavaness, Bak-
er Fugate, Geo. T. Miller, Will Raw
burn, Bryant Deal and G. Y. Tilford,
Firemen.
Weather Bureau Brick South
worth, Observer.
The bee., 1916-06-20
Suta ittIa Girl.

One day while Katherine's mother
was i'll a cup Of beef tea was prepared
for her, but Katherine fancied it and
drank almost all of it. Her father
was about to scold her when her moth
er said:
''Never mind; 1t does me just as
much good to see her drink it,"
Shortly after this a dose Of castor oil
was prepared for Katherine, and she
poured it into her dolls mouth.
"Why, Katherine" said her aston
ished mother, what did you do that
fOr?''
"That's all right" Katherine replied,
at will do me Just as much good II
she drinks it."-BostOn Herald.
The bee., 1916-06-20
The Bee for All the News


Place two V shaped wineglasses Of
the same size near the edge Of a table
In the right hand one put an egg, just
ntting the rim Of the glass. Hold the
bases of the glasses firmly down, the
top rims touching each other. Now
with a quick, sharp breath blow upon
the line where the egg and the glass
meet. The egg VIII jump to the other
glass. With a little practice this can
be done every time. Be careful to blow
In line with the left hand glass, or
the egg win jump In the wrong direc-
ton and land on the table.
The bee., 1916-06-20
The WAY n Goes.

Little children who are permitted to
look at tarantula in a bottle are ex-
pected to gain some valuable lesson
from the grewsome sight, although no.
body knows just what that lesson Is.
A good many OF the models and horri-
BILE examples that are held up before
the rest Of US are Of just as vague
value.-Judge.
The bee., 1916-06-20
HoW's This?

We offer One Hundred Dollars
Reward for any case of Catarrh that
cannot be cured by Halls Catarrh
Cure.
Halls Catauh Cure has been taken BY catauh
osutierers for the past thirty-hye years, and has
become known as she most reliable remedy for
Cs'arre. Hairs Catrrh Cure acts thru the blood
On the Mucous surfaces expellng the Poison
and healing the diseased portions.
After yon have taken Halls Catarrh Cure for
a short time you will see a great improvement in
your general health, Start taking Halls Catarrl
Cure at one and get rid OF eatarrh, Send for
testimonials, free,
FL. CHENEY CO., Toledo, o.
Sgld by all Druggists, 7se,
The bee., 1916-06-20
Pleading Insanity.

A French lawyer once defended a
man who had stolen a chicken from a
barnyard. He said his client was In.
sane.
81 do not see in this theft anything
that would indicate the mental de-
Eangement of the prisoner" said the
Judge.
II beg your pardon" replied the law
yer, "this poor fellow is certainly in
sane. He stole a wretched chicken
when he might have taken a nice fat
pig."-Chicago News.
The bee., 1916-06-20
How Hn Got Even.

"Getting even" is a hazardous under
taking A Philadelphia lawsuit, orig
Inally involving less than SEQ, ended a
long course through the courts with
costs aggregating over $4,000. The
plaintiff got the SEQ sued for, but his
lawyers bill was S1,70O He is S1,640
TO the bad, but he has "got even," for
The other fellow had a lot more to pay.
christian Herald.
The bee., 1916-06-20
CHEERING Him Up.

A professional boxer was badly beat
en- in a sparring match and carried to
his bed exhausted and melancholy.
81 wish you'd say something to cheer
him up, DOCTOR" pleaded the defeated
warriors wife. "He's gettin' low in his
mind, and when he's like that you've
no idea how hard 1t is to wait on him.
He's worse than a bear with a tooth
ache"
> 'IVhat can 1 say that will please him
mostT asked the doctor.
'You might just tell him, in an Off
hand way, that the man as licked him
Is mighty bad in the 'orspital and that
,ILey may have to hold a post mortem
on him any minute now," was the sol
emn suggestion.-London Telegraph.
The bee., 1916-06-20
Does slOan's Liniment Help
Rheumatism?

Ask the man who uses IL, he
knows. ITO think j suffered all
these years when one 20 cent bottle
OF SloRn's Llniment cured me-"
writes one grateful user. II Won
have Rheumatism or suffer from
Neuralgia, Backache, Soreness and
Stiuness' CON- &oon Pet on gettlng
soothes the sore, stiff painful places
1t at any Drug Store, only 20 cents.
The bee., 1916-06-20
Diarrhoea Quickly Cured

About two wears ago 1 had a severe
attack of dIarrhOea which lasted for
over a week." writes w. @. Jones.
Buford, N. d. II became so weak
that / could not stand upright, A
druggist recommended Chamber
lAln's Collie, Cholera and Diarrhoea
Remedy. The first dose relieved
me and within two days was as
well as ever" ObtaInable every
Wh6ra
The bee., 1916-06-20
No Difference There.

YES" said the prince who married
Cinderella, my wife has the smallest
foot In the kingdom"
"YesT,
But she can put 1t down as hard as
anybody, Louisville COurier-J Journal.
The bee., 1916-06-20

To feel strong, have good appetite and diges-
zion, sleep soundly and enjoy life use Burdock
Blood Bitters, the family system tonic Price
The bee., 1916-06-20
TRRlTA5ILITY.

An irritable man lies like a
hedgehog rolled up the wrong
way, tormenting himself with
hiS own prleklos.-E. P. Hood.
The bee., 1916-06-20
Cooking Cuckoo.

How many cuckoOs could a good
cook cook If a good cook could cook
euckOos2
The bee., 1916-06-20
A Card to Owners
of Rural Telephone Lines

We are anxious to that all lines owned by
other parties and connected with kept in such
condition as to furnish efficient service Where the
owners of rural lines responsible for their upkeep
we want to cooperate with them.
All lines require thorough Overeauling occa-
sionaly if the best service is to be obtained. We
recommend that every line connected with us be
overhauled at least year. and that at least one
experienced telephone assist in this work. The
cost of this work when divided among all the patrons
of the line, makes the amount paid by each man
small, and this cost will be more than offset by the
improved service.
the owners of rural telephone lines in this sec
ton experiencing trouble with their service we
will appreciate their talking the matter over with our
Manager writing us fully We will gladly do
what we can toward helping you improve the con-
dition of your line.
The bee., 1916-06-20

fhs 0uInIns That Does Not affect The Head
Because OF its tonic and laxative effect, LAXA-
TIVE BROMO QUININE Is better than ordinary
Quinine and does not cause nervousness nor
1nRtnR in head. Remember the full name and
look for the signature of X. W. GROVE 2Sc.
The bee., 1916-06-20
CHURCHES.

CATHOLIC CHURCH.-First mass
every Sunday and holy day at 80
q. m. Second mass and preaching
9:l5 a. M, followed by benediction.
Rev. J. P. MCFARLAND, Pastor.
CHRISTIAN CHURCH. - Sunday
school at $3.50 a. M, F. d. Rash,
Supt. Communion Immediately
following. Prayer meeting every
Wednesday at 1880 pm.
M. E. CHURCH.-First Sunday,
class meeting at IL q. M, Bro. Otho
Long, leader. Regular preaching
services second and third Sundays
at IL a. m. and Up. m. This is half
station now. Young peoples prayer
meeting each Wednesday at Z p. m.
General prayer meeting Thursday
at p. m. Official Board meets on
Monday night after each third Sun
day. Ladies' Aid on Wednesday.
Sunday School each Sunday morn
ing at $3.50 a. m.
REV. ]. L. BURTON, Pastor.
M. E. CHURCH, SoUTH.-Rev. w.
A. Grant, pastor. Services on
every Sunday at IL a. m. and
u
a. m. Prayer meeting, Wednesday
evenings at 1880 o'clock. Ladies'
Aid Society every Monday after
noon. Official Board meeting Mon
dav after first Sunday in each
MISSIONARY BAPTIST CHURCH.
Services every Sunday at IL q. m.
and 7:45 p. m. Sunday school 9:45.
Prayer meeting every Wednesday
evening at 1880. Ladies Aid meets
every Tuesday at 2:60 p. m.
REV. q. T. CONNAwAY, Pastor.
GENERAL BAPTIST CHURCH,
Services fourth Sunday morning and
evening in each month and Satur-
day evening preceding. Prayer
meeting Tuesday evening. Sunday
school 10 a. m.
REV. L. L. TODD, Pastor.
EPISCOPAL CHURoH-ServIces at
Library.
REV. GEO. Q. ABBITT, Rector.