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The evening world., 1916-05-12
Hits From Sharp Wits

don't want OF things which you might
want at some other time, but can't
use now.-Albany Journal.
Some towns are so small that they
have no newspapers; but they have
sewing circles.-Columbia State.
Even though a woman doesn't marry
a man 10 reform him, she usually
makes him over more or leAs,
II you really desire advice TO be fol-
lowed, give II with show OF extreme
reluctance Journal.
Ofttimes the trouble with the man
OF the hour" is that he arrives an
hour late, e,--Philadelph!a Inquirer.
One half the world does not know
how the other half lives, but at least
il suspects il oes,-Memphis Com
imcrcial Appeal.
The evening world., 1916-05-12
Making a Hit.
By Alma Woodward.

ig Co. THE New YORK EyeniuO Vofio''
Mrs. B. (plaintively)-You won't
muss things up, will you, freddie
after I've worked 30 hard and every :
thing Is 20 spick and spanf step on
the little pieces Of paper I've. laid on
the floor. because, you see. we r"rS toOS
the rugs up and polished the hoora
and l don't want you to make marks
on them.
Mr.. b. Dumping lightly as does the
mountain goat)--My dear, I'm no
chamois. I'll break my neck doing
this.
Mrs. b. (suddenly)-Oh. Freddie,
don't sit in that chair, dear! l JUST
had new Slip-cover made Tor 1t
and you'll stretch 1t at the seams "
you sit on II before 1t gets the shape
OF the chair. And X you're going to
lie on the couch, put something under
your feet. because Della says that
that cover is awfully hard to launder
and it's SO clean right now.
Mr.. b. calling his goa)-Dtdnt
you say this joint was going to be
fxed for comfort tonight?
Mrs. b. (almost in tears)--Well. II
Is. Freddie. Only Just these few
little things I'm asking you to do
when I've almost broken my health
doing II!
Mr.. B. (peevishly)--Oh, stop max
ing a noise like galley slave! The
place looks like graveyard, with
lot OF monuments ready to be un'
veiled; and you act like q mourner
I'm going to bed.
| (Mp. Brown. reduced TO weeps. sinks into
| chair. Mr. Brown exits bedroomward)
| Mr.. Il. Gin few minutes)-Say
what's the idea? The sheets on m!
bed look like they're ready to be sen
TO the trenches for bandages!
Mrs. b. (sobbing)-I had to use al
the good ones TO cover UP the pedes
tails and statues, Freddie. I'll ge
some new ones tomorrow.
Mr.. r. (sternly)-Lissen, To-mor
Irow we DE- summerize this flat, lie
lus acquire flies, fleas. moths, silk
worms, hookworms, lepidoptera. ami
malculae--ary exponent Of insect
ology at all--neyertheless, We de
'sumnerize, Understand?
Ma h lmssklyl-Ysa. dAAx.
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said hrs. Jarr, enthusiastically. "of
course, you could never get Mr.. Jarr
to go TO the country. He's all for
the city. And. as often say TO him,
II only for the children's sake, we
should move to the country"
BY this time the Jarrs had reached
their apartments.
"Come on in. Mr., SILVER" said Mrs.
Jarr, II want to show you the photo
graph OF an awful nice girl whom
want you to meet soon"
~ really cane do it tonight. Just
wanted to talk u matter over with
Mr.. Jarr, But suppose youll be
wanting him to come IN with you?"
"Why, no." replied Mrs, Jarr, swcc, %
ly. I'VE are through dinner. lie
can take . little walk with you. Why
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Copyright. 1915. by rns ireS
Summarizing the Flat.


m h sSS 4. 81. Two alarm CLOCKS s9 oil
simultsnsousH. Ms Brown JUMPS out oil pen,
AIR. b. Zone eye half open)-
N what umezit?
AVA Mrs. 3. (energetically)-Six-
thirty, dear. ,,.
Mr.. B. lin disgus)--Aw, what rs
,,or Getting IN so early for? There
isn't a fire or anything
Mrs. b. (briskly>--To-day's the Gay
Della and are going to get the apart
ment ready for the summer. we iei'
It too late last year. l told You We
were going to do 1t last nighI fFeo
die. Come on, get up. ,,
Mr.. B. (comatosely)-l don't thlnN
slept wei! last night fm AWFUL
tired.
Mrs. b. Ondulgently)-Yes, l know
But you can go TO bed early to-nlght.
lust think how nice II Is going TO DC
TO come home and find the place an
fixed! You're always complaining
because | don't want You TO smoke
when you're sitting III certain chairs
and on account OF staining the cur
tains. Tonight everything Will ne
ready for just plain comfort.
|
| Well. that's worth something. NY
gosh. wouldn't know how 20 act II
/ could do as I please In my own
house! III he thinking all day about
the fine time I'm going to have.
lAftsr Mr.. Browns departure for downtowr
| Mrs hgown and Della get buy, Al 6.IS tn,
master Of the house returns Mrs Broxn. drag
| gled and complaining. meets him at the doaJ
Mrs. Is. (whining)- I'm sc
tired, Freddie! l can hardly dras
one foot after the other. l always
say. from year to year, that I'm
never going 20 do It again--and still
do. You don't mind IL dom
dress for dinner. do you. dear?
Mr.. Is. tpatting her)--Why. no, Of
course not. Now you Just sit dowr
and rest. poor tired grille! After all
summerizins the nat comes only one,
n year. And now for some sole
comfort $780,.
The evening world., 1916-05-12
The Dead Sweetheart.

flNCE upon time there was
IA young man of twenty. He
in was energetic and ambi-
tious, and his prospects were
very favorable. The young
man had a fancy. The fancy was
for a certain youns lady. She was
two years his junior. The young
woman also fancied him.
For six months they saw much OF
each other. Friendship ripened into
love. They became engaged. Prep
arations were made for the wedding.
and the time was arranged on the
very anniversary of the day they had
met. 1t was all romantic and beauti-
full. but fate deCrecd otherwise. The
Young woman fell i'll and died.
At first the young mans grief was
so great he could think of nothing
else. lie then threw himself into mis-
work with renewed yigor. hoping to
overcome his sorrow in this way. AS
time went on, he met other young
women, but he had SO idealiZed his
first love that no others measured
up TO his remembrance Of her. They
all seemed to fall short of her attrac-
tion in comparison.
He continued his work and became
very successful. The immediate mem-
The evening world., 1916-05-12

The only way to beat the other fel-
lows game is TO let II alone.
Most men who are always tellihs
what they would do in another's place
wouldn't do II IL they were there
Albany Journal
II mas been held by the Supreme
Court that II a man lends his wlfe
money she is not obliged 10 pay II
back. However. the women knew
that long ago.-Macon News.
There isn't time in the average ire
for the impartlng OF Information TO
the fellow who knows II ai.-Boston
Transcript.
We never noticed that II made a
man appear light hearted 10 tell him
MOI 10 worry.-Toledo Blade.
IL is easy 70 get things that yt
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Letters From the People

division was easy. The elder son took
one-half (nine), the second son took
one-third tsix) and the youngest son
took one-ninth two). s+6+2=l7
The nelghbor took back his own mule
Every one was satisfied. Where liz
the fallacy, readers? MLON.
Adopted. Not signed July I.
To the Editor OF m, Eveulns Word
Was the Declaration OF mdepen-
dence signed OF July I, 1916, or merely
adopted then and signed later? Il, =
The Declaration was adopted July
1 I1i. y WSs not signed uptu lalAs
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Ellabelle Mae DOOlittle
BY Bide Dudley

SopyT8ht. lcio. pS
MAZE MOI .rTrI, T..
l. A"
L. the poetesS WIN hear' anu
soul. lectured before the Live
and Lat IIye Section of the Delhi
u.,,, u...o,,.,. oa1ua wadnas-
o. ..xT.I,
uay aiternoon on 'ne 'uo'eo' VI
CT" Sou' 'S"'P'' "o
was instructive, in the main, ana II
is believed tho advice she onered the
,,,-r,.a ,,,,,, -. .oo~nr,y aocon,.d nv
unmarried VIII DO eagerly accepteu ny
'no So""s Peopio Vi '"' 'o""' '"""'
Vi ""o'h "e'e i" "0' '1u''o'
important feature OF her DISCOURSE
,,,,,o, ,,o,,oa, -, ,.o,,.,r.
was ner rny nleu rletnous oi PropoSihs
,r.rr,o.a and accounting mr. reiectinv
tho nronosaI
SgHs'.h ~ por,,e prorntress
of the Section, presided at the meet
ing and introduced Miss Doolittle.
The poetess, attired in a blue satecn
gown made ty Butts, the Dallas mo-
diste, ascendcd the steps leading to
the rostrum IN n most graceful man
ner and bowed to the right and the
left in response to the applause which
greeted her appearance.
1T Is my idea" she said. that the
young man In proposing marriage
can petter impress the young wonn
II he uses n rhyme. have therefore
written "A poem OF proposal and offer
It herewith to those males VINO would
ask members OF the fair sex 10 De
their wives. Here II 49,:
MIS- poo'i'ue theh reau '"e io''"
ihg rhyme
s"ec,~W. u.s." hoISu SouI ovNs'
AM have te,n 10" you can sew
The evening world., 1916-05-12

sSopyndnt loio. py Ioo fbe0 fuonsn
n r. AND MRS. JARR were
Nl taking a little stroll in the
afterglow. marking in the
store windows the things they would
buy-if they had the money-until 1t
occurred to Mr.. Jarr to say: but
II we had the money to get the ma
hogany dining room set and the real
Turkish rugs and the $500 hall clock
with the West minister chimes and the
cut glass punch set and all the other
things We have been admiring, we'd
have enough money to live some
where else than where we DO.
I'm sure there are worse places
than here" said Mrs. Jarr, THE
Stryyers have plenty Of money ana
they live in this neighborhood.'
"But a nice place in the country
suggested Mr.. Jarr.
The evening world., 1916-05-12
: Co. fTbe New York Evening worid).
Miss Doolittle's finishing poem was
one OF rejection. II went like this:

Miss Doolittle's 1inishing poem was
one OF ratection. II went like this:
What do you uran BY talking sof
! would never marry you, old lid.
] love the flowers when breezes blow.
And cannot keep my real feeling hid.
Cut out the mushy talk 10 me. friend.
My husband You can never BE-,
What. an, you leaving 40 soon. ehf
I'm very scry. a. you can plainly see.
Ny mother. Mrs. Ptny Doolitue.
Had cat TO run UP one limb.
The scratching caused her much real nsin,
She kicked the cat out Of the house. Dsnl
But getting back to your proposal,
Forget II and do not be silly. .
You make no hit With me with your guh.
60 and tell your tale to Sweeney.
At the conclusion OF this rhyme
Miss Doolittle said sho would sing her
latest song. All prepared TO give in
ear and the poetess went to the plano
and let them have one called. "Scran-
ton, Pennsylvania, Was the Lazy
Loafer's Home"
The ladies applauded with great
gusto.
All were we'll pleased.
The evening world., 1916-05-12

- washngon time that nothing is left Of the
original devices savethe Presidential electors
OF the republic Presidential candidates were
by
delegates advanced
supplemental political eruption
Of the abduction
western YORK alleged
After preliminary gathering Philadelphia
nominating
1881 thirteen States
Maryland nominated for President and
Amos Eimaker o Pcnnsy yvania for Vice President
demorald National Republican
in
called national convention which also met
in 1881 Seventeen states sent deesa who
nominated Henry Clay Tor
OF Pennsylvania for Vice President
then in the height OF his power He was
n idea
Jackson proceeded the
national to political
the Legislature Of New Hampshire adopted resolutions
method letting
arbitrary autocraic
The uded the suggestion and
for President
andV respectively
the twothrds rule that has
despite sporadic attempts
his Others believe ntc-
he majority but by twohrd
delegates from States
dominated opposition
from
tdate whom the of the party was opposed
produced the twohds has remained fixture
votesnotaby Champ Clark the 1912 convention
earliest satisfied nominate cand
There
midnight trading They did not adopt
proclamng principles This latter idea
the Democratic convention Of 1870
Be Contnued)
Measure your height By shade it cass--BROWN
The evening world., 1916-05-12

To the Editor OF The LNsning World:
A farmer died. leaving his mules TO
be divided as follows among his three
sons: One-half his mules 10 the
eldest, one third 10 the next son, one
ninth to the youngest. There were
seventeen mules. As the three sons
were quarrelling over the impossible
task OF dividing the mules without
cutting them up. neIghbOr came
along riding mule. lie generously
added hls mule 10 the other seventeen.
ThaCs Nsra now sAghteep. and the
The evening world., 1916-05-12

There ,us neper tair but she made mouths IN "e
olass-SHAKESPEARE
The evening world., 1916-05-12

Measure your minds height Dy the shade it casS-BROWN
The evening world., 1916-05-12
Our National
Conventions
The Story of Their Beginning and Development
No. THE First Conventions.
copTsr, Iplo =, re r publishing Co. THE New York Evening World.

political conventions nominate Presidential candida
NJ original creation In fact
President has undergone
changes since washngtons nothing left Of
original devices he Presidential electors.
The evening world., 1916-05-12
The Jarr Family
- BY Roy L. McCardell=

Copyright E,ening
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Il is easy 10 get things that 20
TaÌˆgliche Omaha tribuÌˆne. [volume] (Omaha, Nebr.) 1912-1926, 1916-06-28

Gtnnaiert cnf Die xdgIide Sribane.
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9err goeiepet lit elm entdufdter aeann. Die repubIfoniibe un0
Die 8ulnnooia-Ratei baben fh nift unhr efner Gubrlng DieoerDereinigt
3e repubITanifhe 8nrte lit nht in Der 8uamoofe9drti anfgegangen.
Son0ern bic guamDoie In Der repubifnntfhea. limb ntht 3beo0ore
&ooeOeIt TRACT ben Die0erDereinten Gharen 0as Banner nornn. Gonoern
Giner, Den CT nht uomfniert 81 ieben nanihte; gegen ben er nod 8uest
ben Senator 2ooge in @orI1lag bruhte.
9err 6ooRbeIt agt f9 nit 9eht oaB es an0ers bette fn fonnen
Gs bate anoers fem fOnneal Die Sdul0 Hegt ON ibm. Gobei mir es
oobingetelt fn IaHen tpoaens Oh bic INSTRUMENTATION, Die er ag Satpf
refultGt ieHr electromagnetic am 4ma5onenTronl NIT befneebradt bat
Ooer bic faIfbe 9ereanung, bob 9euHhInn0 unhriegen uno gnaIan0s
Geeufddt ben aGmerten ben Seg her6urge, i'm beranLabt boben ait benz
GtrebeHs Serrn 8if0n IN Dem BerIdngen mad pro6ritnher 1tnne1traltat
nod 5u lbertrumpfen un0 fh oa0urb os gauge. fur pirfife geudra.
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Serr Nffons oer Oh ea0Iih orntens es fh babel 0uf Iener Geite nm
enen 8ettbeDerb NIT Biion I'M Sobn A. Morgan3 SIe ee6an0eIt bat
tl0 me fh ale 4ngrife gegen be mtrflihe geeptrdtdt for0ern0en
Entertainer anil De GeutlAanerifdner ri1teten, Inn 0ns briihe 9drtep
gnngertsH 81 Derblaen, 70 muBte aud i'll Der 4btDe9r oas 3eatlAame*
rifanertum defenders berbortrehn. Sem let 9ooieoet mad ieiner Or.
ndrung, IN Der er BITE Brogrdiben CUR llnterinislng bon Sugbes auF.
foroert, cffenbar leTne aerf0ren @offHungen our 2af. limo in ieiner
BerbrtertHg fpridt er bon Der INSTRUMENTATION @efabr i'm 2anoe@
Gs lift menfblih, erfldrlid. 4ber nenn Die 3oh1ng Der amerffaniIden
Rirgers bic wabre 0erhaitat fmtt Der 9ienf6orfet fir brnffhe SM-
terefens 5ur n~nerLablifen 0or6e6ingung fir ibe l1nternlsung iraen0
Hines aonoIoateH gemnht batter, uno 5u 0een ge90ren bic Sfmn1.
geber 0enth1er 4hftommng - Germ RoofebeHs gontnation b~erbiaoert
bat, 10 ueroen re Rine 4usaae nit Dem 0efabl binnefmeu, 6B fe Die
Outlining fir einen 4nerff1 geleHftea eroBea 9ient fn0, bic Guittung
Ebr StrnfeTRfdng megen unanerifaniden 8erDaltens.
Sn ubrigen befdGfigt fh bic Idnge Grfdrung, nit Der NoofebeIt
Dr ltn1erIhtbung bon Germ Sagehs onfforOett nit Dem @erahs mad
h~40gtdft ben 0eOaufen sl Der0efen: Ga e8 mir ubt geInra. Sic 500
ninierrng Der repubIfanfhpn &artei al erIangen, f1nroe ih of benz
EidH 0r gulnooir bod rr gebAlagen ner0en. 9os mag i1 nidt
hMo idheBen mir inns Der 8artei an, bic eapinnan mnB epeI fe bic
liHteftasung Oerer bet be mid nidt nOateD. aas hermit geiaiebt
TaÌˆgliche Omaha tribuÌˆne. [volume] (Omaha, Nebr.) 1912-1926, 1916-06-28
pot na4 Ocmfi9Ianc
mnS Oeiterreiep!

Die abfobrg8eit Der nddften Dor
Stem gorf aus nah GentidInno uni
Seiterrei6 nngorn 8oltladen nit.
~nebmenoen Gnmpfer lit:
Gonnerstag 20. Suni. Oscar
Der 3ueite, mad a~openbaeen.
Somstog Is. 5ltli. GriitiaHio.
fiorO, na9 8ergen.
Gonuerstag, 20. SuIi. - Senie
0lab. na6 aoeenbagen.
9ittfpOd, 26. Sui. Grrberid
Der Ndte, mad aopenbogcn.
9ouuerstag. 8. angnit - nniteo
5tates mad aopenbagen.
Scnstng, 5. aHguit - Bergens-
fioro, mad Bergen.
gs If notiuenoig, ben Namefi oes
betr. 9ampfers grob utlO oel1tIid)
AMI Dem 8riefumidIag 81 Sern1er.
ten Seoer Brief iOIts 0erort mar.
TaÌˆgliche Omaha tribuÌˆne. [volume] (Omaha, Nebr.) 1912-1926, 1916-06-28

tiert werOen, oa er ionlt pieIeidt
auf neitraIeu Gompiern beforoert
wiro, bic ensIilde &dfen %nnIoufen
uu0 mas Die Serren engldn0er NIT
Der volt tuil. tpeI@c fir ibre 5einOe
beitimmt it, lit ia LATHAM betcnnt.
ale 8reIe ioateu min0aiens 0rei
Enee Dor benz &oae Der abiabri
bier n~ufaeaeben tuerben.
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Ams Sem State.

aiirora. montae fofto bier 81
@rlnoiteinIegung gum rellel pcli
gebdiibe Itntt. @robmeiIter n. 8
GieIa bon ben Greimauern bon @e.
brosta Habm bic feierIide &an0Iuno
Dor.
'nNer sSrnu 8enrn Breiihors
bate Oas nngIid, In ibreri Getul
TaÌˆgliche Omaha tribuÌˆne. [volume] (Omaha, Nebr.) 1912-1926, 1916-06-28

mont meOde 9OnboH oos bon ben DatAen bel aerban u~nterbaltene
itarte artilrefaer babe leoiglid ben 8tDd, iMe SGwdte
an SutaEterie 81 %teroetea. an ndditen &age i9on bebauerte bic iran.
a6li4e 2eaesRttma Hdoen 81 mldeL bB. Ole wiatee SalIe.
feaune EbonHont unO 0as oobntr ~eeegeue @ebiet bon ben Geatfhen
genomHen woroM lei uo bb bic GaiHheu 1eroun bs nrf etwa bei
atelm uabe eefommen kim. Dcrt febn file iet0em- Die tpdter inter.
noHmenPn Barrier 8nuhe. Die aus ben eroberten StelrmGen pieoer
bobsH temel erioIg gebabt. Rod elm FOLDER 9ortOB
nno 9erourI N berloren, Dem oonn mub ons Sort Goubide ben Dart,
ihn In bic Sdnbe fallen. uNo bann Fnb bic frono6FfAen Stellngen an
oai6m Mansuir ntdt Hehr an batter.
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Jnrrner naber an Der0un beran.

Der frdHse um1 gEidiHe gorfOB Der Gelhhen Bel ger6mn, Ser
Re m ben 2eHt Der Bdn5erfdfe 9binDmont nro Ser trorssefArr e4F
lunaea Bis III 0ag Gorf GIeurD brnftg m1B fr Bic MIHerten cine
prnBe fredericksburg geDeIen ian. 5at megreren sagea pane mAt
Eh gegenleas borgefeoet Oe 9euahen bdHen grappen bon ger0un
penurnnrcn anO nnd 98olbnnicn un0 @ohsien gefhidt Die Maian bdttea
Is mert sefopt mo e. 70 oft ~wieoerbot, ooB man IN oouoon sl0ubte
Is bgttiQsn ga ullen. Apa on Sage Dor benz SturHmerft auf &biau-
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Die aeIertreppe biniinteranItlraeu.
nobel file iid cine @erreufuna Ser
.Shulter auoog.
2intoln. Die bier uobnenSen me.
ger beabfidtigen+ cine aus sgorbioen
~beitebetoe Greiuilieen.Rontboonie
81 griinoen. Ger farbiqe medtson.
iDolt Clinton E. glOb 1T DIE seeIe
Der 8stDeouug.
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@ieIeidt fonn Oer godfoIaer
.9orO aitdeners erflarerb iDObin iid
0as engIiihe Seer bon Miaionen
@enrn berfriineIt bdt.
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Gs besobEt Iidg in ben ~aIoi.
.Ffiaierten anseioea' Der 2riblne su
cl1n
The Lynden tribune. [volume] (Lynden, Wash.) 1908-current, 1916-04-20
ELECTRIC GETS fine
ALL-STAR PICTURES
GOOD VAUDEVILLE COMING

Big-time lecture picture plays,
such as are run Il the American in
Bellingham, have been booked by
the Electric Thcater. The first Of
these, the five-act Vitagraph feat
IRE, 1.-THE Juggernauts, will 1t
shown Tuesday, Apr. 25. Tuesday
nights will be reserved for these
plays.
The famous war picture, 1.-THE
Battle Cry of Peace" will be In
LINDEN May 5.
A rousing evening iS promised the
patrons of the Electric Theater Oh
Wednesday evening, Apr. 26, when
the Fairhaven High School min
strel troupe numbering thirty-five
people, under the direction #
Thompson, Kelly and Stead, will
present their Bcrlesquc and Min
strel Show.
J. w. Kelly, seen here before,
will present his cannon ball Jug
Cling act Kellcy'C juggling spec
ialty is second 10 none in the eoun-
try as those who have seen his
work will testify. Admission will
be Is and rs cents.
The Lynden tribune. [volume] (Lynden, Wash.) 1908-current, 1916-04-20
RESOLUTIONS OF CONDOLENCE

WHEREAS, It has Pleased a
Divine Providence to remove from
CUR midst, our fellow member, Ed
gar r. Fraley,
AND WHEREAS, we know that
lis passing means a great loss to
The community and to our own de-
partment,
THEREFORE, BE IT RESOLVED
that the Lynden Volunteer Fire De-
partment extend it's heartfelt SYM
patty to the bereaved parents, and
10 members of his fami'u in this
time of afflictiOn
AND BE IT FURTHER RESOLV.
ED, That copy of these resolu-
items be spread upon the minutes
II the Lynden Volunteer Fire De-
partment, published in the LyndeI
The Lynden tribune. [volume] (Lynden, Wash.) 1908-current, 1916-04-20

Just how weddings are solemniz-
ed in old Japan was illustrated
p,ettily Tuesday evening at jamie
sons Hall, when a mock Oriental
ceremony was performed with Miss
Caroline Cole and Clifton Worthen
acting as the bride and groom.
Others in the bridal party were
Genevieve Parrot and Ben Oliver,
brides parents; Bernice Howard
and Carroll Worthen. bridegroom S
parents; director, Jessie Ashby;
bridesmaids, Hazel Ecker, Katherine
Lindhout, May Burk, Alberta Bate
man, Rita Jameson, and Wanda
Saxauer Miss Crete Topping act
ed as accompanist. Tea was served
to the audience as the wedding
feast.
B. c. Crabtrec has purchased a
Case tractor, cream separator, four
lotion pillow, ensilage cutter, and
feedmill.
Walter Fisher, son of Mr.. and
Mrs. Fred Fisher, surprised his
friends last week, when he slipped
down to Seattle. and was married
Wednesday to Miss Myra Pickery.
He returned with his bride Thurs
day
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Rebearsals are proceeding each
week for the production of Gilbert
and Sullivan's rollicking opera
"Plnafore.' The date has not
vet been announced.
Mrs. l.. Engel and Mis-. Harvey
Shade entertained twenty of their
friends Wednesday afternoon at the
Engle home The rooms were Deau-
tifully decorate with cherry BIOS
sons and daffodilG. Following an
afternoon at five hundred, in which
Mrs. Becke3 was awarded the first
prize and Mrs. Mountcr the consoi-
alton prize. dainty refreshments
were served. Guests were Mes
DANES Bender, Beckco, Loring, Par
rttt. Carlson, Frasier, De Long,
Blonden, Winters, Boyson. Will
liams, Mountcr, Beach, Serruriar,
Ray Slade, Knapp, Hall and Bay.
Charles jacob has purchased a
1916 Dodge frola H. Haveman, local
agent.
Miss Irene Krouse will leave
Monday for visit in Nebraska
and Kansas.
Mr.. and Mrs. H. Spaman and
children will leave MONDAY for their
old home in Michigan.
A seven pound daughter was born
to Mr.. and Mrs. William Van Well
Monday at Blaine. Mrs. Van Well
is a daughter of r. e. Hawley.
Forty-five head of choice Hol-
stein dairy stock will be sold at
auction Tuesday, Apr. 25 by L.
|Zveegman. A complete list and
announcement is given on Page g.
A public sale of fine household
goods will be held Saturday by H
J. Spaman at 3rd and Front st. A
,braplete announcement and list Is
given on page 2.
Farmers with horses or stock
for sale can have them auctioned
saturday, Apr. 20 at the Cooperat
i've Public Sale, 3rd and Front SITS
Arrangements should be made al
nee with w. A. Bauman, manager
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Tribune, and sent to the family Of
the deceased.
LINDEN VOLUNTEER FIRE DE-
PARTMENT,
Walter Pixley, president.
G. T. Schuyleman, secretary.
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WANTED-Active. hustling middle
aged or elderly man in this COM
munity, to take orders for our
high grade nursery stock. Ener-
getic man can make good money.
Cash weekly. Address C. & O.
Nursery Co. Wenatchee, Wash
3-2-tf-0
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DAIRY RECORDS at Tribune office.
s cents each. so cents dozen.
BIDS WANTED.

The directors of School District
No. IS will receive bids for the fur
inshing of 80 ricks of body fir or
freen alder wood, 20 inches long.
Bids to be submitted by April 22.
w. H. JACKMAN, Clerk.
4-13-2t-0
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DIR. VAN KIRK. Specialist in dis
eases Of the EYE. EAR. NOSE.
and THROAT. Glasses accurately
fitted. Bellingham Natl Bank
Building.