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The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1916-01-01

Ter has been appointed to take charge
Of it. At Rich Mountain, Randolph
county. Luther w. Kerns has been ap-
pointed, succeeding French Cooper, re-
signed.
Commissions as fourth class post
masters have been issued to Bessie
Shuman, Of Mobley; Waltman 7. Hin
kle, Of vegan; Elizabeth B. Legg, of
Albion; John F. Biggers, OF Laurel
Creek; Ernest C. Echols, Of Dinmock;
Edwin R. McClelland, of Finlow; Ches-
ter G. Moncrief, Of Seaman.
Ex-Congressman Harry c. woodward
is coming to Washington the latter
part of the week, accompanied by Mrs,
woodward. The friends here OF Mr..
woodward have learned with regret
that he is threatened with an attack OF
acute neuralgia painful affection
which seldom misses him in the winter
months. The West Virginia winter eli
mate is very hard on him when he suf-
fers one of these attacks and he hopes
that the milder climate OF the capital
NAV ward 1t of this time. II not, he
will have 20 take a trip South, a jour
new that he does not care to make at
this time as it would greatly interfere
with important matters OF business
and politics which are now engaging
his time and attention.
A bill to grant an increase Of pension
to Clarinda Mcdonald, OF Monongah,
and a similar bill in behalf Of Mrs.
Columbia Stalnaker, Of Troy, widow
of Cannon Stalnaker, will be intro
duced by Congressman Sutherland
upon the recovering Of Congress next
Tuesday.
The members of the West Virginia
congressional delegation will be on
hand, primed and in training, Tuesday
when the sixty-fourth Congress will
really get down to business. 1t cannot
be said that 1t got down to 1t before
the holidays. But from now on, it will
be about the Understanding, most
important, and longest congresses that
has held the boards and the attention
OF the country in many years,
All the members Of the state dele
CATION except Representative Moss
went out Of the city during the recess.
The Moss family are housekeeping
here. Senator Nathan Golf spent the
holidays at his home at Clarksburg and
in the East, where he had highly i'm
portant business to attend to- Senator
and Mrs Chiffon and children were at
Charleston for several days, closing
their apartment at the Grafton. MIR.
Sutherland visited with Mrs. rSuther-
land and the large assortment Of In
teresting Sutherland children at his
home in Elkins. Major Nicely showed
the second heir to his estates how to
celebrate its first Christmas on earth
at the Nelly homestead at Fairmont
"uncle Adam" 1ittlepage put In his
vacation at his dne old country home
outside Charleston, while Junior"
Brown helped trim Christmas tree,
which he cut from the mountain side
near his home In Kingwood with a
special Gladstone age bought for the
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great s,rre, SORROW Of jaie-wc didn't
know II until las, Thursday. I'm, we
know on nhou, =, now--is that Sigror
An,oni, Sr,,,i vuu mai, toll t.,ro,s
w,or, sc,,,i y,,s hi, f,u.y s,r..,
shoe. ,b, scntu sh,, oNoc,. h,ipp
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o'e ''""'' 'I0''"' -, .ha
tha' an! one urn 'o'"' -,
hnm'''st pair vi ""'Nn,s -
ever WORE ~" supe' 80,
IN" "hlssiS up pro"a"lE "a,
Work OF the ''"'"Un .ur'a,u Wins
TiffanN ana rams rHre"o.N. I'M
pdny aud then p"' - vac
impossible to max" the r''s.''
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nc-up that hntrtnkd. who seems to
be no better than she ought tu he.
fnucht linn ~ mako. It, - little
singer chilled the Forget It," and it's
al trt. One xii of the stirger and
you forget past and present. TwJ
drinks and Won think It's next Tues
day. just one ct the powders was
enough for Sig to forget all about the
wife, hati,. waiting for him out near
the stable, whereupon OHoocn. who
is "A relative Of hatriubn's and besides
has other reasons for ,lisliking her.
decides to ply SiJ with any liquor tn.
conn" king ovcr IN the corner. who
has been hitting 4; up steadily. leaves
In u place. OW0prn's purpose being
To- get sin Ia marry the girl while Sin
IL in his liquor.
But while kotruko il out in an
other Si1 and the king get the
office from O'HoDcn that It's time TO
close up'th" place. Sio, in maudlin
fashion and singing "A n thD hasn't
q darn bit Of tune to IL, picks IN
knfrintn's silver hat trimmed with
white plu'neS ana puts Il on and stag
| gers out Of the stI'm. Whoreupon the
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iH" ni-'t r ripp,I f..r .WrNarl be-
a'.ith N'S horse. NLrh Ir studded IN
means 81 passing thn ro|u~ between
the tur"!"-s Of tn h,rsr. The .Iuut-
n"sc "ulr"sDr WhI~tlci T" Wuut tlcy
th"lEht was a r!i'ric~~ Lpr-,. bat did
rnt snput at II when ., oi rr' ',r,I
them IT," animal, driven ON py kicks
from tn" ol'ir'v, heels. accomplished
the J~"Grncy II th.rt, mI'"~ - sl.,t>.
ON IT." following Uigut 'ur "tiycr Re-
turned as he had Gun,.
When l.ivut. Gilmore, .n ulic,r of
our nuNt, WAS captured ~ Ihc
lil'p!noS daring iho iuNLrrrc'Iru four
teen Years = hc cen, news of his
Whereabouts Through the Illipllu lees
hN - spanish PRISONER who hna hcrn
liberated, Naturally all such persons
Wer" Garcia ~ searched, 1874 tlr IN
ellrGout officers hai tijlrI Ia ,Nun.nc
the inmh"h watkins ~,am or Tire
Spnniari. Two end l,l h,ru opeurd
the written message Inserted usd 4.
cork Mas fitted into ia" hu,r again.
which also rendcrcd the paper s,,f,
from water.
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statement that Clruso entered merely
means that Caroos. WIKI no place 20
loaf all afternoon and unable 10 wedge
himself into Billy Guards office be-
cause with Lawyer All FNlstaf SeiiRs-
berg holding the horse in the office
there was no ~ for the horse plus
All and Caroos. Caroos entered the
Opera House and stood leaning back
against the side wall between the VOL
unteer critic and csrtoonis. listening
10 the racket M the stage.
Not until Caroos's eyes had become
acCustoned to the semi.uarkness Of
the opera house interior did the
Italian n recognize old Oscar Co.
sare and me. Hut once he lamped us
right i, was next to impossible for MS
To give tina concentration to the ope-
rctt. which perfectly fair criticism de-
,nauded.
For once caroos starts in TO Try
to find out anything he sure Is on
Italian pest. II seems that CarOos's
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barkeep. and hdtrinkd GUtrunc lap
ping NJ the brew with him. \ large
German lady either must have realized
a before the curtains parted
that she had enough and beaten Il
from another table. now unoccupied.
opposite, or she had slid out of sigh,
under the table. At any rate, hanging
to Il nail above this second table was
II big tinsel hat trimmed with enor-
nous black rooster wings that only "a
very large German lady could have
worn into the saloon.
Cp to the loo came sig. leading
M0rechdl Weigh. 1t is worthy of note
that throughout the show nobody was
heartless enough to climb into Uure-
chdI N"igh's lightly slung back. once
In fact when sig. later IN 'Goiter-
dammerung! . :" was supposed to
ride along "a river bank on the nag
he hired "A boat instead and gave the
horse u ride down the river.
Sig has bee out all night and IL
swaying like a lily gemmed with dew.
Some place during his w%anierings he
had ripped "a shield shaped book beer
sign Oft u corner saloon. thereby get
ting the first laugh of the show. sin
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SUSAN

mi street - \.,y Mnuf,N g., Jtz,fe nui
rl.,l t,ic ,ou-
"Tn.. room, i'm Ol.., .ho sister. .,-
u,-ui-,,, vuY,I i,,. ,.r.f .. IN.
vino k.,N t..n r.~t,... ,>pr,.,.on
or ~,N.,u~.l,.. 4. -,v,lr, .,r.- .,r
sp,tk'1- '"1h'y uf 'u,ru- ,. u ...',y
and display, ana 90 t. '.. ~" me
their righteousness. tH, r,,u," II
books II 'f ren. pictures. nut til, oo-
'rIs.Nc e'v"r.'!unS 90 t"''N c:lt
frames an vhrom"S, '1c .l'td\ '"l"ird
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the horse used 70 be one OF the mos;
prominent brewery horses In town. but
rs "A safe guess tina, Ndrrchdl Neigh
never was used To haul anything but
very light beers.
Rut speaking about the rlo. OF
'Gotterdammerurg. 80:
For II thing. the characters in tho
show arc "a sweet little crew. It's all
supposed 70 % quick comic stun OF
course: nevertheless there's hardly IA
member OF the outfit hat doesn't curse
and swear every few lines. lap UP the
brew during GER after scene. fight.
steal. swap wives. deal out yaris ~
raw talk and otherwise take shots at
the commandments with ten hits
every time out Of a possible ten.
For tho first scene Of tho show tine
management rang in the greater part
Of an old set of prop rocks used for
the stone quarry scene in 'Das Rheiu-
gold" and again for the trapped and
bunkered golf links in Die walkuere."
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HERO DESPATCH BEARERS

TIiE invention OF Wireless t.i,s-
rIply has done dnrN Wjr
much e the old time !rSInt,h
sending which was 80 p!ctur'~ul" =
feature ot pr,Nious wall, often when
W. friendly armies ave separated 10y
Q '"rcc of the cue'n, Il l. 20 matter e
Iof.at or victory that u ,ncin~ of com-
municttiou shall hr opened between
,llrm. Thousands IT brave men hn\"
Loot their lives IL p"linrmiug this
temporary war postal service,
During the l,usso-JnpaUcsc war an
officer of tossnrks offered To- carry a
despatch which ten horsrmU had
already failed to get through.
The others have failed the officer
Insisted, "%h"cnusc they travelled on
horseback. ! shah ~ dndcr my
horse"
! "Indar .uIr horse" the Geu, RAJ cN-
claimed. i;ut he accepted thc offer If
the volunteer. Wheroupon the Co.'S
sack officer received III" communion.
said his prayers. bade good-hy To- his
men and started on In the middle OF
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Dreary of the Play and Other Characters Actually I
Quaint German Types in the Mennonite Colony

tened haud~. Il don, want to sec
my folks
Wen say were going to Califurny."
lays down Jake. "bu, we're going to
Cedar Centre"
The Pennsylvania Germans. however.
don't call this parsimony they call II
thrift. Mrs. Martin tells the story OF
u prosperous Young farmer down
there who went out hunting a wife.
His choice lay among three girls. He
watched them sewing. Tho one who
cut of her thread closest TO the scam
won his heart.
Not quite convinced. ne decided 10
watch them through another test,
They were baking pies. and he asked
FOR any pieces of dough they might
have left. one poor girl, thinking IN
make II hit. saved a huge remnant to
give him. But the lucky cir! was the
thrif'v n who had such a little drib-
bling LEFT to give him that II was
nothing ~ All.
Presently on the rocker Of this girls
CHAIR the farmers foot was 70 be Seen.
rocking her char. which IL tho PENN
NNINaulu German equivalent OF en-
"raNrd announccments. n meant:
u ~ On Ia marry this girl"
How the p.olIl" down there regnr1
b. ing used a. fiction material Is shown
t. 20 local paper.
som" one finds fault with Mrs. Mar
tins photos Of the Pennsylvania Ger
mans. surely If any one has a right
IL Kick IT is !, for st,c even took my
family name for u title to one Of her
hooks-'Dr. E~Iypho.at" Yings,.' ]
read many Of her books and rro-
nourHe them al to the good They
are interesting, entertaining and IN
~StrlirtiVc.
Mrs. Martins knowledge Of the
Pennsylvania Dutch ~vernacular in per-
feet, also If IN" sobricty, honesty and
thrift q III" people,
she shows how thrift (Which IL :,
Niriu" under tho present system fren-
lied finance, d'g"nrrates into vice.
Too much 81 = good thing is hui. IN
'"sSiN' virtue l. vice. i am huli.r
;hhn ;hnr' I show II by my raT1 |
dress pll'u. Religions persecution
may Il" rlrri"d on by the p~lal,rSt ANA
otherwise most inuffensiyc people.
Their sterling virtues cannot /" over
~shadoW"d hN their little cctpnricitic@.
The German Americans arc ~" back.
bon" Of IA" nation. They made the
Wilderness blossom as IN" rose Al
haii t. uur mobile, p~"rsevering, thrifty,
industrious ar"cstors."
! TN" father of MrS. Martin herself,
~" Rev, Cornelius l,cimensnydcr,
came from Germany 10 accent the pa--
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Hit Of the Piece Is the Comedy Horse
"N1arechal Neigh" Who Might Have
Been Called "Bonvpart

minute TO create tho Illusion that
forty-sCVcn years have passed between
the first and second scenes uf the first
act.
hntiC R~rUnHhBd,. looking not "A day
older, l. SIN sitting on the same bum
r""k waiting for SiJ To- come home. \
lot of stun happened in this Ana scene
Of the second act. but what II was all
about ISN'T very clear.
TIE second act happens on "A river
bank IN front of a r%oadhousc called
"Gihichung's"- why, nobody knows.
OHdgen now has a summer job work
ing for w. Gibichu una. It's q duh
morning. and O'Hdrcn, not yet wholly
awake. Il, lolling before the door Of the
roadho,isc when Sio strolls along. still
lit and singing squify tunelcss songs.
But he lets ort a yell when he soes his
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along come n lot NJ Liederkranz hoys
and the Nibclheim. I'inochlc Club after
"A hard night. They're all carousiny
around and sig Is buying for the BOYS
In IN" back room of G~ibicbuno's also
when who husts INTO the Jam but tie
comical king.
oh. no, he hasn't been out all night,
Outside Of the fact that IN. floats In
III n searoing hack at dawn with
brass ash trays from the club fa9.
tened wrong side ~ on each shoulder,
no shave and "A table cloth from the
clubhouse sticking mp from the middle
of the tonneau because he thinks the
sea going hack II u regular hrat---
outside of these f"U facts n. has spent
the whole night home quietly with his
own family.
And who busts in next whi.c Sig In
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,4pi Dtt.h .,,.t- NJ
sliytula Dut.hn,u a ,i,. ...,,-s
places in uur c.t'.s VITA. make. rl,
most dramatic S'uti.. is the iuoy.,n..
INVASION Of m%uieruity IN p,,,,s
where PENNSYLVANIA Dutch prciiIl ..
still lives. The revolt o. IN, which
TN som" other paris Of the count
l. 80 readily accepted amrs. 'hps,
p""pl" ttk,r IA" form 1T - .hirp and
'Himtti' hattie
".N 'N'f''"S ne" novel, Her H''~-
'''0 " "'o some" Nat "IH
'o y '"'''''
~" III" l''uuSyivanIa Dutchmon 80
"-1 listed. ilrn"' she vas asked.
l4dcti they are. That L. one Ger
% ''.'uic''rlSl'e don I Know what
ny niihrs 'heh' :" pihrA thrir
"' 'n"SsN"N'' ''"ltI l'fnl'r
''"s '"'t nv" hdth'SH Tor ILL.,
"ou'rh ''rm machinery and .
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r'tv.u- nruau,! viii kutrnta um.
trap,' Not .,I. I'M Siu'> wife. hatis
R~rtOn"hihl'. or. - this 3, whcrc YOU
ar, .irc Won. w STA Notcu1 IL
luuk- ?" mum. friend hu>iuud. Tx. YOU
va -oin- -" hAlG- Your middlr name
20 Ainmouy. with eighty thousand
| pfr,u:yc coru-o. fec for friend wifi,
| # a good swe,l home for yru. yui
| poor thing. AVID What does u get ne?
Gimme ,hHt ring That, right. YOU
cunard->ir.k. me Strike Inc.
"Wa~ 49, iu-'" cr!,,i 4. the I.icder-
kriu1 ho,,. uimp.ul io their feet. aud
from iur,. at i,ud, rh,y SANK IL.
WAS ~ lo." N,> i>i u,," Was j..
Jos 800"
"n,trur /. 'r.y'' ,r..i Ratr
BruntLld, :. ,,U..la':.r. 'Scnaend-
i,.tf,r i;,'r..' Nr.r.HI' N~,rrAtht"--
for -i,. a.. I,.-iu.. h.i-,t ruw. via
uurH it, ,r ,rr..l,. Ii,U..e Goct-
ter. .l'.rt,ur,rur 20"
"Ntc>s'Er uI,n. hr,,' Maess'go
d.ch'' ih" kim u..''-i in ,"Ca'm
Yourself. tItL' r.in v~ourself,"b
Eut brfors h0t, woIld cam down shs
paused to MI nrr lungs ,Aain n then
let lpo-c one snsuaWtJ.I "Gutterdam-
mcruuC'!'' that could lc heard over
in We"hawk"n. OHI1,a. h bar
keep, tried =" - ia a ord here about
Si2 heinz compelled {" SO up witt y
sick friend '', ulel' toiorc. or some
-lch stall, I,ut lr lot what the friend
always gets WHO tr''- to act ~ do
nestle iiN"r. lir sut IN" boots. SiO
iinallv saw tia, tn" front yard OF
GibiChDr1's p.ac" wts M location for
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JNG!!" SHOWS FINE SLAPSTICK COMEDY

Now IN" 'o"ks are supposed in the
pr"lud" If OBSERVATION-DISCLOSURES. tu
r"pr"."U' 'hc Narnyard just outside
the Strrl, where Nat" Rrunnhiidc
boards her horse.
Three girls from ~vaId.vill.. Die
Schw"s'cru FAINTER. did a lasso siug-
ing anu rUl'iug act 80 open the show.
Any ON" uf the Painter girls has II
all over Fred stone or even Will
Rogers when II comes TO singing. but
a. ruI,erS ru.
The music had Just started for the
roping nrt when taruso entered. To
avoid confusion her. it should he
stated Immediately that caruso took
no rurt .u I'm" German opsretta: thc
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ORIGINALS OF "ERSTWHUE
1EW WORKERS. vito are laugh
ing nightly at tho po-tictl
quotations. finwery tcsnpcra-
ment-renected In hcr rns-

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Observation-Disclosures, coo., 49,,
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Teacher, v,,. r.rrt.s . ,,.,,.,t,a,t,
4, .,L,rg,n,nii. s,.n na
n,nvnl a., Me- Iy.L. n.,ah,., 49,,
i,nou, $50. ,h., .rr,atn,,. 1870
,,d,. ba. :. ,i,... n,,rLn.. 81 -.
much alive .,nur On ,ho p.nns,,ra,L.
u,,,cb co,,r.r, .rd 40. 49,. o., an
mind ~. ,.c, ,,o, ,.r ;5,a.,r,-."s
are het,, nuhlicly ,,rr.,.d r.a
o,bs~ da, sb. sa,, oha.oars,t.
,.,t.r On vr H. - Nar.in a,,,I.
n, tho Mi, Nov, u.bicr ,.a ,Ia,' -,
mo,io '"' 3"
..NJ,. d.,r trs.ra .bo r,,o .o,o
inc Am err. ,n, ,onI, =, ,o,r ,.,,.
..r.e,hs I.,,.r u.il, ~, l.. ia, 20
-s.ch ,..,, h.c.ro ,n. ,o,,h IN ,oi.,
~, u.,,h $50 ora. .. IL, n,.
a., l..,.r n. ,,..a 90 .nn.. I ,h,
n..;r., u.s nx,,., ,o- 49,. -,
nm, ON air.. and hs o-xt,uya.,,, $50
y. a.aa -. ~s.....
sc fr,i...d I ,lu.n,. +rY 80 .nI.,'
t,S, chi drou u,th ,,,od ,n,raI s,nrf,s
A.. y.,, r,,no,r,.r 40 u,,ic snn, ,..i
tn lin, ., N.s,a, rr..i.r,,, ,rJ uuLv
JIoi.ne .ho,,, NO ;i,,I. ,.hi,E Inn otc
6, much and made i, stick. and Dr. T..
..,d W.. JipI,s ,ba, ,hL.k uil, do
..I can r.,nen,har ,our ru.L,,I I,uyb
,,hV. T ,bo,,h, ,,ou u,.ro 81 hus,.
u,,,iro ,.o,, u.o,,,d no, h..rt
.u-au .,o,.h -, ,r, r,r.o,s ,.,,.u
,,,nL ~, In r,,morx,s cn,mhors hy.
$3.50 .oo1 ,i,r.s mi a.,. wlt .,o,n.
a., on - a.. nn.,.,. avs r., ,s
Oh, -, ro,,,s 10 , do,,.s col, -, No.,
Nou. 49, 90 .e,,ing Ia,e s,iurdny cyc
.nI 49,. o,..1,as 40 ,n,Lir, Io,o "a
81 n,hor n,s, hastily cInsa
..cooi richt l.di.s' ,s IN. coll.re
h,r. S,rc W.i,b ,h,s nre,,v gem ~
tbo,,eh, ri ,l,sn-bn,utlfu, Thoughts.
~. ,,n az. nn ill., ,,.,t,s
a.,t,.a ,.a,har, r,le. ar .row or
al. au,,n,, l.,,.s nm g., u.,nd,. d,v.
W na,.n, lin, ,,.,n h,c,, md nan,
,h.r ac.,r nm ,b.,r i,ea,en track"
U,s Jonathan Dr,aru. for oil her
aich,s az rhetoric. for oII In, Gilt
,r,n,d cbromos. plush rockers and
oi,nrr,cks n introduced I, h,au,jfy
Tho Pennsylvania Dutch home. show
~ .u..,nnss or bo.,r, jc.ire fnr s.r-
v,co AMI roso,utIon If purposo of
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railroad facilities r daily bringing
the younger generation to III" cities
and the farmer. into closer touch WITH
IN" outside word and il way When
b new ideas teho hold a spiritual
battle goes on.
CONTRARY 10 popular opNlun. wealth
and the outward manifestations OF sue
cess are ommo amorg individuals
who have sprung from tho Pcnnsy.-
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comical king gets "A laugh by taking
down the big hat trimmed with back
feathers riat evidently belongs 80 tho
larg. German lady under the table AMI
the king swayS out into the new day
also. leaving OHn0cn in a corrc-
counting up the days receipts in "A
loud barytone voice.
The curtain l. lowered here for una
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IL - in tho we'll tined fed where the
new order hae affected tho Old but
where the underlying .spiri, IS still the
same. that the Rattle is sharrrHt and
the nos drhmatic stories lie.
THE pure type can only ho found
now in the Inaccessible little towns In
h southwestern par Of the State.
Cheap automobiles. intcrurban trolley
s,stems. hotter roads and improved
The sun. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1833-1916, 1916-03-05

Old friend OWrVcr. To quote lt.r-
ally. sin boilers:
Hoiho' iIO.ho,
iioiii, OIfd0'ui
Nuedcr Mann
Soh~' du mich kommc'
IIIu. -. Iiulho, iio!h. Oifdu,r' You
poor Z, ne. look who's herc'I
One word leads 10 arotncr. when
The sun. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1833-1916, 1916-03-05
Old King Cunther Pulls Many a Laugh
With His Phony Wrist Watch
and Cows Horn Seidle

fore selected the near hor,. seen I'm
"Go''erdaminerung.:." not only be-
cause of the animals deafness. hut
also oecause MorecbaI Ncigh's back
was built close to The ground. Mare
cnd' Weigh sagged umidships. Doc
fotter. the veterinarian who rented
out the mare to Manager Gatti for the
afternoon for two bucks an hour. sui,
The sun. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1833-1916, 1916-03-05

IL in "a messy mood. tie wants 20 mix
things up and yells that fact forth in
song:
Nun ficht NIT mir. you big Swede.
tOom-pah. Oom-pah-pah!'
Nun fcht."
(Zing. Zowie, BanCD
lust to quiet him down OHdqen
the barkeep. shakes SIG up "a pick
Decorah-posten og ved arnen., 1916-08-18
&itGener's Spaaopm

5or ire, fire 9aaneoer iioen be,
ionot 9oro &ithcner iig / Sunfer-
que, o. ban inipicereoe Der forificlli.
ae 9(rbeioer inmmen meb Den %iranife
Morinefnpteiu Scitl De Salincourt.
Oct bar en- al Sc Gage, ga Splfers
ne nlco OereS lou0trGffenoe &anoncr
bomborbcrebe Gunferoue, % mems
&itdener % bans franife Seolagcr
ipaoicrebe louQS en- al aaierne, ialot
Der pllloIeIig Ell inf @runat iaa
Dieter ira Dem % erplobercoe. Sten.
hrocn blep repet %, @ranatlplintcr,
Stenitlmper og Sorb flei omfring,
o. @olincourt uar peb at 'tnrte ON al
2uittrpffet. 2or0 9itd)ener beriteoc
"a Qanite rolig Soroen al lin Uni
form. % oo han iaa, at @alincoirt
bar uifaot, ioaOe ban:
Seq bar liot urclia for, at &c
fillhc pprc blcueu Ioaret."
"Men &c iclo oo2" iashe Balm
court.
"Na, bpoN mig angaar, or Der IN
gen 6orc, @ranoterne aier mig IN
QcnttnQ. Sea pco. at icg 'fol % pna
Sipcu,"
Get cr Noliuconrt iclp, ser for.
teller octtc ct iranif @lao.
SpaaNmnmcn iloa 10 oaiaa til. -
Otter bpno 9oIincolrt bill pioe, Iful
aitdlener pGre blcpen ipaaet Here
@onae al en- inNiif Safir, o. auc
hans Spaooommc log til - c9ioa
bcn iibIte.
Zen beticnotc S~anoiiacrlfe Na'
oonlc Ne SbtbCS / Taris aisr iprep'
riat / oeunc SiO opnerfiom pan. at
hlm ollereoc / 1913 ipaaeoe, at man.
&c eu9lTnNere ituIoe onfomune neo
%ono. Seroi iuttebe bun, at en9'
LAM piloc bIipc bicnisat OF itore
ELECTROMAGNETIC % al stormfioo.
Huber ariRcn or oper 10000 Gn9'
lUuNcrc omIommet paa Sapet. Serl'
ocH SpoaNom er altIaa aaoct ! Sp'
%inloel'e. ON cuS paa en- anoen Yfaa'
DC, enc bnu boube tGnft JIG.