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The Penn's Grove record., 1916-01-21

For Rent
Rooms for rent, apply to Mrs. H. q. SeeIy,
ave-, and Piiman street. IT
The Penn's Grove record., 1916-01-21
HoW's This

We offer One Hundred Dollars Re
ward for any "a of Catarrh that
cannot be cured by Halls Catarrh
Cure.
F. J. CHENEY & CO, Toledo. o.
We. the undersigned, have known F.. j
Cheney for the last Is years, and believe
him perfectly honorable in all business
transactions n financially able to carry
out any obligations made by his hrm.
NATIONAL BANK OF COMMERCE.
Toledo, o.
Halls Catarrh Cure is taken internally
acting directly upon the blood and mu-
cous surfaces of the system. Testimonials
sent free. Price rs cents per bottle. Solo
by all Druggists.
Take Halls FsmIly Pills for constipation.
The Penn's Grove record., 1916-01-21
A Correction

Editor, Penns Grove Record,
Dear sir: In one of the county papers !
note All article stating, Mrs. A. H. Chand-
Ter is erecting a pool room Tor her son,
Jos. F. Chandler, on her lot at the foot
Of Main street. | wish to correct this
error by saving through yonr excellent
paper that |, myself am erecting a build
ing at the foot Of Main street in which
intend to conduct al up-to-date billiard
parlor.-Joseph +. Chandler.
The Penn's Grove record., 1916-01-21
Down On His Back

"About Two years ago l got down on my
back" writes Solomon Bequette, Flat Riv-
er, Mo. 81 got a SOC box OF Foley Kidney
Pills and they Strengthened me right up.
| recommend them to all who nave kidney
trouble" Rheumatic aches and pains,
serene and stiffness, sleep disturbing
bladder trouble, yield quickly to Foley
Kidney Pill. Sold everywhere. adv.
The Penn's Grove record., 1916-01-21
Note of Thanks

We wish to publicly thank our friends
for their sympathy and assistance during
the illness and at the death OF father and
grandfather, James s. Yourison.
ANDREW L YoURIsoN
RALPH S. YoURIsoN.
The Penn's Grove record., 1916-01-21
Bids For Assessors Map

Sealed bids will be received by the Mayor
and Council of Penns Grove, for the making
OF an assessors map of said Borough, in com
pliance with the statute law of the State OF
New Jersey. until s O'clock on Tuesday, Feb
ruary LIST, 1919.
W. d. SNYDER. Borough Clerk,
Penns Grove, N Jan. Is, 1916. l2l2t
The Penn's Grove record., 1916-01-21
A Card of Thanks

We wish to thark all Il ose Who so
kindly assisted us during onr hereave-
ment of vile and mother, Amelia SomPIs.
CAPT. JOSEPH SoMERs
Mrs. GEO. HUTCHINSON.
The Penn's Grove record., 1916-01-21
Woodstown Whisperin2s

Clement Bassett has purchased the E.
s. Brown farm in P~ilesgroye, recently
bought at assignees sale by DR.. L. D.
Harner, paying all advance OF 5000.
The Penn's Grove record., 1916-01-21
PENIS Grove Record At SIeklsr's News Stand

The Penns Grove Record is for sale at Sick.
ler's News Agency, foot of Main Street, Henns
Grove and at dupont Village (River9iewl
Single copy 3 cents, yearly subscriptioh 81.
Record nrst. tf.
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Notice of Settlement

Notice is hereby given, that the account of
the subscriber, Executor. Jeremiah 8. Hagan.
deceased. will be audited and stated by the
Surrogate, and reported for settlement to the
Orphans Court of the County of Salem, on
Friday, the twenty-eighth day Of January
next.
ASA G. JUSTICE,
DATED Dec. "a. 1913. IL "a st Executor.
Ladysmith news-budget. [volume] (Ladysmith, Rusk County, Wis.) 1907-1927, 1916-10-27
AN UNBIASED VIEW.
Comment In Washington Shows
Hughes Speeches Have Con-
crete Effect.

From Washington correspondence
New York Evening Post:
1t is idle even for the Democrats to
Claim that Mr.. Hughes speeches have
not been effective. Whether or not
they have seemed so to the voters in
the west and northwest is something
very difficult to judge at this distance,
but it is not to be denied that right
here in Washington Mr.. Hughes utter
ances have had very concrete effect.
1t is an ill wind that blows no good.
The rumpus that Mr.. Hughes has
stirred up about civil service reform
has really got under the skin Of the
administration. 1t is something which
the president and his political advisers
carelessly ignored. So it is with por-
ton Of Mr.. Hughes criticism Of the
Mexican policy. When he argues that
the paramount duty Of the United
States is to protect its citizens abroad
in their lives and property he is stand
ing ON unimpeachable ground. And
the administration knows it. The ef-
feet certainly of Mr.. Hughes remarks
will be to stiffen the hand Of the adj
ministration in dealing with a ques-
ton of protection for Americans
abroad.
Ladysmith news-budget. [volume] (Ladysmith, Rusk County, Wis.) 1907-1927, 1916-10-27

Finnegan's Philosophy
BALKAN

Well do l mind the story, said
Finnegan. Balaam was a highbrow
that knowed less than his Jackass. He
took an office to curse the people
The Jackass saved them. TITS all in
Numbers Twinty-two. Och hone! IT'S
different these times. The Jackass
knew better till Balaam tanned him.
Lave me ride ye," says Balaam, "an
III make We the biggest Ass in the
wurld.''
Great" says the Ass; what dye
feed"
Pork" says Balaam.
Me savior" says the Ass.
So Balaam mounts. But soon the
Jack balks.
"Phwat is it?' says Balaam.
Snakes" says the Ass; "Ut looks
like the jawbone Nv me mother"
"Gwan," says Balaam, hittin' the
Ass clip. "'tis me furren' policy"
he says.
"Phwat's ut for?" axes the ASS.
ut defnds the nashun," says Ba-
laam.
"How?" says the Ass.
Faith" says Balaam, "ut takes
bigger Ass than you to know that.
Lave it to Brine" says Balaam to the
Ass; an the Jack walks on medita-
tin.
"Hee, haw," says the Ass, balkin' an
kickin.
what nowY says BALKAN.
'Dlvil Jackass ever seen the like.
says the Ass. cut. could be a frog"
says he, "for ut stands up in front,
an sits down behind; an it's mostly
mouth" says the Ass. cut has white
feathers" says the Jack, vivid yaller
streaks, that changes" he says, "to
Very Crooz Red, or Niagaray Blue, an
now they're Carrysall Yaller again."
says he. "Hivins, have l been drink
imp screams the ASS to Balaam.
Saints be praised" says Balaam
ME Watchful Waitin' can still change
its mind" he says. "G'wan, where
glory waits" he says. "G'wan, in the
service Nv Mankind" says Balaam to
the Ass, touching him UP. An the
Ass shuffies ahead, wavin' his ears in
admiration.
"Hee-haw! Hee-haw!'' says the Jack,
rearin' up wild his eyes bulgin'.
"Phwat's grippin' We now" says Ba-
laam. impashunt like.
Il donno," says the Ass. "Ut looks
like the FLYNN Dutchman with So
cialist Crew." he says.
"'Tis me Ship Bill" says Balaam.
side step to the right" he says; "side
step to the left says he, weltin' him.
Back up says BALKAN, near wrench
in off the Jacks jaw. "Now forward
for the Merchant Marine an fifty
millyun pork" says BALKAN wild a
shower Nv blows; an the Ass goes on
thremblin'
"Wah-hee! Wah-hee! Wah-heew says
the Jack, shyin' so he near threw his
rider.
Ladysmith news-budget. [volume] (Ladysmith, Rusk County, Wis.) 1907-1927, 1916-10-27
Cassion Leaped Forward and Drove
Sword Point Into D'Artigny.

the crown. Later, through the efforts
Of Frontenac, the king was convinced
pr injustice, and the estates were re-
stored by royal order. This order
reached Quebec, but was never re-
corded. This Cassion was then private
secretary to the governor, and the pa
per came into his hands. Later. to
hush up the scandal, he married Cap
tain la Chesnayne's daughter against
her will. The day this was accom-
plished the lost order was placed on
fle.'
"You saw it?''
Eyes, l had the files searched secret,
". The order was dispatched from
France five years ago, but was
stamped as received the day Cassion
departed from Quebec"
My eyes were upon the speaker, and
failed to note how the accused met
his damning charge. 1t was his voice
which drew my attention - high
pitched harsh, unnatural.
mon Dieu! twas not TWAS La
BarTe!'
"Tell that in Quebec; though little
good twill do you. M. de Baugis, In
the kings name / order this mans
arrest"
| saw De Baugis step forward, his
hand outstretched; then all was con-
fusion and struggle With the hoarse
snarl of beast, Cassion leaped for
ward, struck La Forest with his shout
der, and drove sword point into DAT
Ladysmith news-budget. [volume] (Ladysmith, Rusk County, Wis.) 1907-1927, 1916-10-27

Latin American Diplomats Amazed
When They Read the Presidents Elk
PLANTATION of His Mexican Poicy-ln-
formed Their Governments That Mr.
Wilson's Personal Whims Doubtless
Were to Be His Guides In CONDUCTING
This Governments Latin American
Policy.
Ladysmith news-budget. [volume] (Ladysmith, Rusk County, Wis.) 1907-1927, 1916-10-27

from Mr.. Mccormick will be subjected
TO the closest scrutiny. The errors in
his first effort are inexcusable and can
only arouse resentment among labor
men and social workers. No class is
more instant than labor to condemn
and punish those who without founda-
ton lay claim to its gratitude.
Twill Mr.. Mccormick explain his
padding of the Record?''
(Signed) JOHN WILLIAMS,
Ex-Commissioner of Labor, New York
State
Ladysmith news-budget. [volume] (Ladysmith, Rusk County, Wis.) 1907-1927, 1916-10-27


well worth belonging to. I am Fran
co.'s de la Forest, monsieur, one-time
commandant at Detroit; at present
messenger from the king Of France =
Kings messenger - you! Mon
D1eu! you look it. Come, man, what
mummery is this?''
NO mummery, monsieur. left
France two months since, bearing the
kings own word to NJ la Barre 'Tis
with his Endorsement I journeyed
hither to restore Henri de Tonty to his
rightful command of Fort st. LOUIS
"You liev' Cassion cried holly, eyes
blazing hatred and anger, tits some
hellish trick"
Monsieur, never before did man
say that to me, and live Were you not
felon and thief, would strike you
where you stand. Ay, l mean the
words-now listen; lift that sword
point, and shoot you dead. Monsieur
de Tonty, show the man the papers,"
Cassion took them as though in a
daze, his hand trembling, his eyes
burning with malignant rage. I doubt
if he ever saw clearly the printed and
written words of the document, but he
seemed to grasp vaguely the face Of
La Barre's signature.
"a forgery he gasped. "Ah, De
Baugis, see here; these damned ours
of La Sale would play trick on me.
Look at the paper
The dragon took it, and smoothed
it out in his hands. His face was
grave, as his eyes searched the printed
lines.
"'Tis the great seal Of France he
said soberly, looking about at the faces
surrounding him, land the signature
Of the governor. How came it here?"
"By my hand" returned La Forest
proudly. "You know me-Monsieur
Francois la Forest
SAY, I know you, ever follower Of
La Sale, and friend Of Frontenac.
Twas through his influence you got
this. TITS little use for us to quarrel,
M. Cassion-the order is genuine"
"Mon Dieu, I care not for such an
order; it does not supersede my COM
mission; outrank this De Tonty."
"Hush, do not play the fool"
"Better the fool than the coward"
"Wait," said La Forest sharply, "tae
matter is not ended. You are Fran
co.'s Cassion of Quebec"
Major Of infantry, commissaire Of
the Governor La Barre
$50 the titles read in this document.
arrest you by kings order for trea-
son to France, and mutilation Of off,
cial records. Here is the warrant, M.
de Baug:s, and your orders to convey
the prisoner to Quebec for trial."
Cassion's face went white, and he
struggled madly for breath. De Bau-
gis grasped the paper, so startled at
this new development as to be in
capable of comprehension.
''Under arrest? For what, monsieur?
Treason, and mutilation of official rec
Ords? What does it mean?"
.This-the man knows, and will not
deny the charge. False testimony
sworn to, and signed by this Francois
Cassion, charged Captain la Chesnayne
with cowardice and treason In con-
sequence the latter was broken of his
command, and his estates forfeited to
Ladysmith news-budget. [volume] (Ladysmith, Rusk County, Wis.) 1907-1927, 1916-10-27
HUGHES ON REUNITED
PARTY.

~ come to you as the spokes-
man of a reunited party. We
have said that it was reunited;
we have believed it was reunited;
we have devoutly hoped it was
reunited. Now, Maine proves that
it is reunited. | am glad to speak
for the reunited Republican party
because it is great liberal party.
1t started as siIoeraI party; it's
best traditions are those of a lib I
eral party. And today it faces the
future with truly national OUT I
look end a progressive spirit (
Charles c. Hughes in Speech (
Delivered at Plattsburgh, NJ. Y.
Ladysmith news-budget. [volume] (Ladysmith, Rusk County, Wis.) 1907-1927, 1916-10-27
A HEARTLESS
ADMINISTRATION

This administration has dis
played no more feeling of re-
sponsibiIity for the American
women who have been raped
and for the American men, wo-
men and children who have
been killed in Mexico than a
farmer shows for the rats killed
by his dogs when the hay is
taken from barn. And now the
American people are asked to
sanction this policy in the name
Of peace, Righteousness and hui
manity!-From the Speech of
Colonel Theodore Roosevelt, De-
livered at Lewiston, Me-, in Be-
half Of Charles E. Hughes.
Ladysmith news-budget. [volume] (Ladysmith, Rusk County, Wis.) 1907-1927, 1916-10-27
THE END.
Engraved Cards and Invitations

Leave your orders for engraved
calling cards, monogram stationery
and wedding invitations at the News
Budget office. Call and inspect sam
pies. ~
Ladysmith news-budget. [volume] (Ladysmith, Rusk County, Wis.) 1907-1927, 1916-10-27
SEEK PROGRESSIVE
and LABOR VOTES
ON FALSE CLAIMS
Democrats Posing as the Enact.
ors of Legislation Which the
Indisputable Facts Show
to Be of Republican
Origin.
AUTHORITY ON SOUND SOCIAL
LAW CITES II CLEARING CASES

Organized Labor Resents This Decep-
ton and Running True to Form Will
In November as at Many Previous
Elections Indignantly Smite Those
Who Without Justice Lay Claim to
Its Gratitude-Even the Much Tout
ed Federal Reserve Law Is Based
Entirely on the Statistical Research
of a Republican Administration.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1916-07-10
FAIL IN ATTEMPT
DOUBLE SWINDLE
Pair Steal Tools and Sickle From Sam
Fryer and Dispose of Part of
Loot to Owner.
ARE CAUGHT IN SECOND EFFORT
After Getting Sum for Devices Two
Men Try to Dispose of Reaping
Hook and Are Arrested.

When two men steal goods and turn
around and sell them back to the own
er, ii is an accomplishment. When
they try it the second time and are
caught, it is worth 20 days in the
county Jail.
This was demonstrated in Rock Is
land police court today when Ed Mo-
ran and James Quinn were sent to
Jail on their failure to pay fines of
500 each. Sam Fryer, who conducts
a second hand store in the 1900 block
on Second avenue, and his clerk cap
tured the pair after they had swindIed
him once and failed a second time.
Quinn and Moran found tool box
in the rear of Flyers store Saturday
afternoon. They secured some tools
and sickle. One of the pair took the
tools into the store and laid them
before the clerk. The clerk purchased
them at nominal sum and the two
thieves went on a little time and spent
the cash. They thought the game was
easy
But the tools had been purchased a
long time ago-so long ago that they
had been forgotten by the clerk, while
the sickle had been bought only the
day before. So when the other one
appeared with the reaping hook and
VI C0CAtSd II " IHS CleFh the EN- pIOye
questioned him closely.
Where did you get this?" he asked
him.
Bought 1t two weeks ago when I
did some work on a doctors lawn" he
replied
The clerk kept possession of the
sickle and the police were notified
Fryer and the clerk then searched for
the pair and finally located them on
Second avenue. Detective Sehnert
was summoned and he placed them
under arrest.
Harrington Released.
L. Harrington. who had been held
to preliminary hearing for present
ing worthless check for $40 on the
NJ & X. store. was released today. He
made the check good and paid all Of
the costs in the case
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1916-07-10
SOCIAL ANNOUNCEMENTS.

The kingsbury branch of the WOm-
ans Christian Temperance union will
meet at tomorrow in Long View park.
Members are asked to meet at the band
stand.
The postponed meeting of the High
land Heath club will be held Wednes-
day afternoon in the home of Mrs.
John Fulton in Silvis.
Daughters of Norway will meet
Thursday afternoon in the home of
Mrs Ole Rangeland, 1909 Ninth street,
Moline.
The Ladies' Sewing society of Gle
land Presbyterian church will meet at
,: 80 Wednesday afternoon in the home
of Mrs. ]. P. Laughery, Twentieth
street and Twenty-fifth avenue.
The July meeting of the Margaret
Giles circle Of Kings Daughters which
was to have been held tomorrow, has
been postponed one week and will be
held Tuesday, July IS, at the solarium
of the Lutheran hospital in Moline.
The tri-city chapter of the Villa
alumnae will be entertained tomorrow
evening by the Misses Una Kali and
Agnes McGinnis at the home of the
latter, 2542 Eighth avenue.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1916-07-10

more for you than he does for 4.
woman who catches his interest for
moment.
"a, DO it up on rags al night
After IL has been trained 10 curl /,
will stay in curl very well for AZ
least a day
90 Wash the hair in pure castillo
soap melted in hot water Massage
after drying with liquid vaselIns
Move the fingers from the wrists
when loosening the scalp from the
head. Use more massage than
grease and do not allow the vaseline
to spread over the hair. as il collects
dust and makes the hair dull ana
soiled looking.
90 BY all means have an opera
ton. goiter is dangerous. Be-
sides, your personal appearance will
be very greatly improved.
Dear Mrs. Thompson: ~ am
going 10 entertain al a party Would
it be all right for me to accompany
the boys upstairs where they are 10
put on their wraps or should I
just inform them where 70 go?
90 What would be a ncie drink
to serve? Something not very com
mon and something it would not taxa
long To prepare.
DAILY READER.
GD Inform the boys where TO put
their wraps.
90 Serve punch. Have the flavor
of various fruits, but do not make (.
too thick will the fruit itself
Dear Mrs. Thompson: ~ Are dry
shampoos harmful to the hair II used
just once in a while?
90 What would be a nice gift for
a girl friend of mine who is going 10
graduate?
90 How often should q boy and
girl write each other il they are en-
gagged? BUTTERFLY.
% No, if it is d good shampoo.
t2) A book, handkerchief. picture.
80 As often as they want 10.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1916-07-10
HADT a0o
HOME
PReBLEMS
ms Ell ZABLTE TLeAPSON

Dear Mrs. Thompson: % am a
married lady and have four children.
the oldest Of whom is s years old. /
love my husband, and he seems to love
me at times, too But there is a mar
ried lady near by us and she has no
children and my husband thinks she is
awfully nice. We went TO A dance
week ago and her husband asked her
TO dance and she refused. Then my
husband asked her to dance and she
got right up and danced with him DO
you think that was nice Of them?
% | told him about it after the
dance and il made him very angry. Did
| do right by telling him about it?
90 He went over there and stayed
long time. Do you think that was
right? At the dance he danced with
her most of the time. / don't know
whether this woman is a fiirt or not.
Her sister is. | know. What would
you do about it?
"a How can / curl my little girls
hair so that it will stay in curl?
60 How can | stop my hair fall
ing? 1t is a little white. What
could / do for that?
90 | have goiter and it is get
ting very big. The doctor said I
must have an operation. Would you
have it if you were in my place? Is
a goiter dangerous?
A READER.
% Your husband should have had
the first dance with you. Some men
do not realize how much a little
courtesy like that means to a woman.
The other woman should have danced
with her husband. Perhaps she con-
siders your husband a better dancer
than her own.
90 l think it would have been bet
ter to drop the matter Your hus-
band probably thought you were
jealous and unreasonable
90 He certainly should not have
gone to her home when he knew how
you felt about the matter Perhaps
he didn't go, but in his anger tried
to make you think he did She might
object to his coming, you know, or
her husband. Never show that you
are jealous or disapprove of his at
tentions to the other woman. Re
member that you are the mother of
his children and that he cares far
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1916-07-10

A patron of the library observes that
the people who browse in the fiction
department look happy and peaceful
and contented, while the people who
frequent the technical room look mis-
cradle. The phenomenon may be thus
explained: The people in the tech
nical room are engaged in thinking,
and thinking is the most violent work
that the human being does. A football
player plunging through the line does
not look happy. A runner winning a
race wears look OF anguish. A man
thinking is engaged in a more strenu-
Gus undertaking than football or fooi
racing OF course he looks wretched.-
Newark News.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1916-07-10
AFRICAN CHURCH
CITED AS LESSON
Christian Endeavorers Are Told That
They Should Follow Example in
EVangeliStic Work.
ROCK ISLAND WOMAN SPEAKER
Laura Belle Stephens Criticizes Poll
cy of Keeping Houses of WOr-
ship Closed Six Days.

FreepOrt, Ill, July 10.-GroupS of
evangelistic workers to conduct meet
1ngs outside of church buildings are
necessity in every congregation, &C
cording to DR.. William Shaw of Bos-
ton, general secretary of the World S
Christian Endeavor movement, who
was the principal speaker at yester-
days session of the convention of the
Illinois Christian Endeavor union.
Churches are training boys and
girls for almost everything in life
excepting the thing for which the
churches are organized" DR.. Shaw
said. They should train the mem
bers to worship, to witness and to
work
Il was in a church not long ago
where they taught dramatic art, fenc-
ing, sewing, cooking and even boxing,
besides many other things, but there
was no Christian Endeavor society
where the young people could be train
ed to become Christian leaders. That
church is depending for its supply of
officers and leaders on workers who
may happen to join it from other
churches
The Overflow Church.
We need TO learn lesson from a
church in Africa which is called the
oVefnoW church. DIR. Francis Z. Clark,
the founder of our movement. in
visit there, asked why they called it
by that peculiar name. He was told
that the reason was because every
service was attended by more persons
than could be accommodated.
The secret of the success was due
to the requirement placed on every
new member to join one of the nu-
merous evangelistic bands that went
TO the streets, and by personal invita-
ton work and open-air meetings, in
terested the outsiders in the objective
of the church.
That is the kind OF work that all
our churches ought to do. Our Chris
tan Endeavor societies should take
the lead in that kind of effort"
A woman preached in one Of the
churches yesterday. All the principal
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1916-07-10
HOUSE HOLD HINTS

water and cover. Add one pint water
to berries and strain Dissolve CELIA
tin in one-half pint boiling water:
add this TO strained mixture and
freeze.
Dried Beef Gravy - Take table
spoon butter, pinch Of sugar and
some dried beef Clipped fine; place
together in skillet and brown we'll.
Then add as much milk as desired
thicken as for other gravy This is
fine when meat is scarce.
Pineapple Bavarian Cream - One
tablespoon graduated gelatin onez
fourth cup cold water. one cup grated
pineapple. one-fourth cup sugar.
juice Of half a lemon. one cup cream.
speck salt. Soak gelatine in cold
water till well hydrated; place over
boiling water TO dissolve gelatin. II
fresh pineapple is used il should be
boiled with the sugar. Strain or
not, as desired Set in cold place and
stir until it begins to thicken. Whip
cream, and beat cream evenly into
gelatin mixture, part at time.
When chilled enough 10 hold It's
shape turn into mold.