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There's no letter from

Don't bother There's no letter from
her ladyship,"
None, sir
Good! Then say, when her lady
ship returns, that / have gone roun6
to have chat with Mr. Crawley.
shall be back very soon"
Very good, sir"
Brooke Goes Round
to Call on Crawley.
And SO Collier returned to his stud,
of Venetian windows and Louise Der
enger slept the sleep of the just il
her room.
1t was just then about II o'clock
He went outside and spoke to his
chauffeur.
I'm going to drive round to Mr.
Crawley's,' he said Il won't keeI
you. I'll leave the car here afterward
shall want you at II tomorrow.
Shocks was relieved, thoughe he an
swered deferentially enough that he
would accompany his master if hi
wished it and that time was of nc
account to him. but Brooke had the
mind to drive by himself tonight.
He was disappointed at finding
Diana out. For the moment it upset
his plans; and perhaps. if the truth
were known, he felt not little an
noyed. At any rate, he would &C
round to Crawley's studio and vent
his annoyance on his old friend. II
was his privilege, and it would dc
him good Moreover, there were sew
eral things he wanted to discuss with
him, and the present was surely the
most fitting opportunity.
He babe Shocks goodnight, and
drove the car down the hill on the
embankment, then, at rather a reck.
less pace, to Grosvenor road.
Lights cleaned from Crawley's
windows. Brooke observed them with
a certain sense of satisfaction. He
would have been very annoyed &c
have been disappointed second time
tonight. Moreover. he was beginning
to feel very keen desire for little
social intercourse over whiskey-and
soda. He quite looked forward to see
ing Noel Crawley.
He stopped his engines, threw a
waterproof rug over the seat, and
scorning the aid of the lift. ran UP
flight after flight of steps to Craw.
ley's front door, on which he gave a
resounding tattoo of knuckle raps and
then rang the bell.
There was no answer. He waited
fully two minutes. Still no answer
He repeated the tattoo, and kept his
thumb on the ivory button of the cleo
trio bell for half a minute, but still
without result Yet outside he had
coo, l;ohfc in tho oroof how window,
of the studio and from the other win.
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"Z0E" The Story Of
ZoL a Great Love

A very unsatisfactory chat in the
pala'tfal smoking -unsatisfactor,
from Lemonvale's point of view, an6
an exchange of whiskies-and-sodas
completed the evening. Brooke, look
ing at his watch for about the twelfth
time, took the plunge
"AwfulTy sorry" he said, I'm afraid
/ must be off, =
ooh, but not so soon. It's only
half-past ten"
Brooke apologized cheeriIy.
Brooke Makes an
Excuse and Goes.
Correspondence" he said vaguely
Supper engagement. | ordered my
car to be round at ten"
Five minutes afterwards Godfrey
Brooke was driving himself down Pail
Mall, the drenched chauffeur sitting
gloomily by his side.
bad storm-eh?" remarked Brooke
awful, SIR" said the man. Light
ming struck Doulton's chimney, l hear
sir. Very bad down Chelsea way"
"Pshaw!" grunted Brooke. you
don't know what storm is in this
little country"
All evening paper contents Dill IN
formed the world that woman had
been struck dead by lightning in
South Lambeth and that Westminster
Abbey was reported damaged.
"Humph!" remarked Brooke.
What's one woman in a great city,"
yes, sir" said the chauffeur, defer
entially, "of course, sir Still, one
life may mean a lot to someone, you
know, sir"
"Bosh!" said Brooke Sentimental
bosh, I'm not taking personal consid-
erations in the argument One cant
think of sons and daughters when one
talks of thunder storms. Shocks"
mo, sir; of course not: nor wives,
neither
AS you say. nor wives neither.
But here we are
They swung slowly into the Savoy
courtyard, and Brooke felt his heart
beat faster In another minute or two
his wife, his little Dr. would be in
his arms.
What wonderful thing was love-.
Her ladyship," said a gorgeously
arrayed hall porter to Brooke as he
alishted from his huge motor car,
was called away unexpectedly, and
she asked me to tell you that she
would not be back till very late
Brooke's disappointment was plain
ly shown on his face.
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Called away Unexpectedly he re
peated. What do you mean?"
THAT was her ladyship's message
sir replied the hall porter
"Humph!" Brooke frowned in his
endeayor to hide his really acute dis
appointment He was not particularly
curious as to the reason of his wife's
absence. 1t never occurred to him
Had she left word that she had been
unavoidably called away to the DIRK
ney Islands or to Tangier, he would
have accepted 1t without question. He
vaguely supposed that her mother
was ill or that some family illness
was the cause, but the paramount feel.
ing was one of almost childish disap.
pointment
will you want me again tonight,
sir?" asked Shocks. the chauffeur.
You'd better watt" said Brooke
shortly. II am not sure"
Then he went up to his apartments.
His man Collier was reading the sec
ond volume of Ruskin's Stones of
Venice"
Where's your mistress?" asked
Brooke sharply.
uoH hHoW, SlI, answered Col
l1er, whose brain was full of archi-
volts and susps and windows of the
fifth order. Her ladyship is out. Til
ask Berenger"
Louise Berenger was Lady Brooke s
maid, and she was in bed and asleep.
She had had instructions from her
mistress justifying such an early re-
.tirement three hours ago
1T doesn't matter" said Brooke
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ECONOMY LEADS
CLEANUP WORK

ECONOMY, Ind. March 31.-The
Economic club have posters up like
the following copy.
Home Economic Study clubs an.
nouncement. Saturday. May 6, 1916
is the day and date set for clean
up of Economy.
Goat food which consists of old
shoes, newspapers. battered buckets
tin cans, pieces of bricks. banana and
orange Feelings, stale and rotten cab
bage, broken glass and crockery. rags
bones. etc. should be piled up in con
.yenient places for the drayman.
Those who have no carting facilities
are requested to get their trash heaped
up on time and it will be hauled away
free of charge
Get cheerfulness in your heart and
work willingly to beautify the town.
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Sore Throat Wisdom.

To relieve Sore Throat you must get at
the seat of the disease, removing the
cause. Nothing else, does that so
quickly, safely and surely as TONSiLINE.
A dose of TONSiLINE taken upon the
FIRST appearance of Sore Throat may save
long days Of sickness. Use a little Sore
Throat wisdom and buy bottle of TONSI-
LINE today. You may need it tomorrow.
TONSiL!NE is the standard Sore ~
Throat remedy best known and Ga
most effective and most used. Look "a
Cor the long necked fellow on the ,f
bottle when you go to the drug store Ia
to get it. 25c. and SOC. Hospital La
Size 81 90 Ill Druggists. ~
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Breaks a Cold
In a Few Hours
First Dose of ''Pape's Cold
Compound Relieves Al!
Grippe Misery
Don't stay stuffed-up'

Don't stay stulfed-up'
Quit blowing and shifting, 4 dose
of 'Pape's Cold Compound" taken ev-
cry two hours until three doses are
taken will end grippe misery and
break up severe cold either in the
head chest. body or limbs.
1t promptly opens clogged-up nos
trils and air passages; stops nasty
discharge or. nose running: relieves
sick headache. dullness, fevershness,
sore throat, sneezing, soreness and
stiffness.
"Pape's Cold COMPOUND" is the
quickest surest relief known and costs
only % cents at drug stores. 1t acts
without assistance. tastes nice. and
causes no Inconvenience. Don't ac-
:ept substitute-Adv.
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At Movies
Tonight
LYRIC.

-
Scars and Stripes Forever" com
edy at the Lyric tonight. It's great
to be blackhander if you can get
away with it. It's delightful to put
bombs outside the doors behind which
women and innocent children are
sleeping. It's pleasure to see tene-
ments blown into the air and frag-
ments of those you hate permeatins
the circumambient atmosphere in con.
junction with the debris, and it's much
pleasure to deride the police in anony-
nous notes, to draw fearsome black
hands on ones stationery and to
smear letters up with red paint. SO
that the missives look as If some one
had opened an artery just to let the
recipient know that the writer was an
extremely desperate character.
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dows: while here a light shone
through the fanlight over the fnont
door.
What on earth is he up to-" NUT
tered Brooke. stepping back and re.
garding the closed door with quizzical
curiosity. Rum chap, Crawley! He's
always up to some mysterious camel
He shrugged his massive shoulders.
Suppose I'd better give it up as a
bad job" he said disgustedly. Hang
it all. my luck is out tonight, with
a vengeance"
ITO Re Continued
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1916-03-31

Pimples, scaly itching skin, rashes.
burning sensations and Scrofula denote
with unfailing certainty q debilitated.
weakened and impure state of the
blood The trouble may have been in
your blood from birth. but no matter
how you were infected. you must treat
it through. the blood. It is a blood dis
ease. You must use 8. S. g.. the stand
ard blood tonic for so years. II you
expect relief. For purifying the sys-
tenn. Aothing is equal to it. The action
OF s. 8. S. Is to cleanse the blood. 1t
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Events in Economy
BY N. n. Edwards.

A letter was received from w. c.
Coats of West Milton, O., who was
visiting here last week and was bit by
a collie do in the left leg, stating his
leg was very sore and inflamed. He
will probably take the Pasteur treat
ment in Cincinnati. /. . The M. E.
Ladies Aid are making plans to have a
big meeting next week at the church
Mr. and Mrs. Frank Underhill OF
Greensboro, were Wednesday visitors
of Oliver Hiatt and wife.
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pimples and Skin Eruptions
Danger Signs of Bad Blood
1t May Mean Eczema, Scrofula--The
First Sign of Inherited Blood Disease

sosks Through the system ten. direct to an ehe
dotS to neutralize the blood poisons. II
rcvitalizes the red blood corpuecles. ins
properly perform its physical work.
The dull sluggish feeling leaves you
the complexion clears up. Even long
standing cases respond promptly: Bat
stitutes won't do. Get 5. s. 8. from
your druggist. Insist on the original.
If you need expert advice. write to
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to talk about the faults of our friend
when we have none of our own to talk
about"
ooh, here you are, you lazy fellow"
said voice which made Mr.. Fox
jump, and Mrs Fox came around the
corner of the house with long stick
in her hand.
ago, and ! have been waiting all this
time for the flour and eggs; you never
do thing but waste time. Now you
hurry or you know what you will get
when you get back"
Tomorrow's story-"eennie Browns
Battle"
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FRECKLES

March Worst Month For This Trouble
How to Remove Easily.
There's a reason why nearly every
body freckles in March, but happily
there is also a remedy for these ugly
blemishes, and not one need stay
freckled.
Simply get an ounce Of othine,
double strength, from your druggist
and apply little of it night and morn.
ing, and in few days you should see
that even the worst freckles have be.
gun to disappear, while the light ones
have vanished entirely. Now is the
time to rid yourself of freckles, for il
not removed now they may stayy all
Summer, and spoil an otherwise beau.
tiful complexion. Your money back If
othine fails.
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ECONOMY REPORTS
FIRST CHICKENS

ECONOMY, Ind, March 81
Mrs. Emma Clark well known all
over Wayne county as a chicken
raiser has 200 little chickens out
scratching like good old summer
time was here. She does not use
an Incubator but trusts the work of
Matching to the hens Then next
is Mrs Edna Replogle who relies
on the incubator to bring forth the
little peeps" She took off 100
at the first hatch. Mrs. Essie
Weyl has early" chicks that are
big as quails.
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Wake up with head clear,
stomach sweet, breath
right, cold gone.

Take one or two Cascarets tonight
and enjoy the incest, gentlest liver
and bowel cleansing you ever exper-
fenced. Wake up feeling grand, your
head will be clear, your tongue clean.
breath sweet, stomach regulated and
your liver and thirty feet of bowels
active. Get box at any drug store
row and get Strengthened up by morn
ing. Stop the headache, biliousness.
bad colds and bad days. Feel fit and
ready for work or play. Cascarets do
not grippe, sicken or inconvenience you
the next day like salts, pills or Gallo
mel. They're fine!
Mothers should give a whole Cas-
caret anytime to cross. sick. bilious or
feverish children because it will act
thoroughly and can not injure-adv.
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BOYS START WEST.

INDIANAPOLIS, Ind, March 81
Armed with long knives and black
jacks. Kenneth Cochran and Edward
Sterrit, started for the wild and woody
west in one-horse buggy. They
landed in Juvenile court instead.
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FIGHT HALL RAZED

COLUMBUS, Ind, March 31.-The
Schinnerer, where Kid Mccoy fought
his first ring battle, is being torn
down.
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Copyright 1915 by the Mcclure Newspaper syndicate
The Kennewick courier-reporter. [volume] (Kennewick, Wash.) 1914-1938, 1916-09-07
EAST KENNEWICK


Earl Anderson, who has been har-
vesting at Prescott for the past seven
weeks, returned home Monday.
Miss Linnie Witt left Monday for
Mottinger to take up her position as
teacher in the schools there.
Mr.. and Mrs. John Bernath and Luz
lu and Otto Reese were dinner guests
at the Spiegeberg home on the High
lands Sunday.
Miss Mary Kinkaid, Of Horse Hea-
ven, was a guest Of Miss Ruth Brown
Tuesday.
The business meeting at the club
house Friday night was we'll attended.
Ice cream and cake were sold to help
replenish the club treasury.
Mr.. and Mrs. w. H: Witt and child
rem left Saturday by auto for Pilot
Rock, Ore, to spend the weekend with
their daughter, Mrs. L. E. Stuart and
family. They returned home Tues
day and report the roads between here
and Pendleton in fair condition for
autoing.
Mrs. w. o. Engles was called to
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CHANCES GOOD FOR
SPOKANE FARM BANK
Continued from first page)
The Store Of QuaHay

these as security for bonds which are
issued and sold. Each of these Fed
eral Land Banks are conducted by
directors under the supervision of the
Federal Farm Loan Board, which is a
bureau in the treasury department at
Washington, D. C.
In order to borrow money under this
law, a farmer is required to join the
assertion. He pays $500 for one
share in this association for each 500
he wishes to borrow upon long term
first mortgage on his farm at not to
exceed 500 of the value Of the land
and 201o of the improvements. His
liability for the associations debts is
limited to $1,000 per share, no more.
The association endorses its men,
bers' mortgage notes, cashing same
for full value at it's Federal Land
Bank and turns all the money over
to the borrower. Annually or twice a
year borrowers pay regular sum as
dues, including interest, a fraction for
expenses and some on the principle.
The usual time given on loan is 33
years. Any loan can be paid of at
any time after five years If the Dor
rover desires. All notes, shares,
bonds. capital and surplus are tax ex-
empt because the land is taxed.
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BIRTH OF A NATION

"The Birth of Nation" which will
be shown at the Cord Theatre in Pasco
on next Tuesday and Wednesday, is
unquestionably the worlds mightiest
spectacle. Produced by D. w. Crit
feth, at an expense or over half mol
lion dollars, it has proven to be a pho
to production far beyond anything
ever dreamed Of as being possible Of
human accomplishment. Scenes and
action which you would say are ply
sically impossible flash before your
eyes on the screen accompanied with
special music written for every foot
of the picture by the worlds greatest
composers and rendered by an inn
mense symphony orchestra of thirty
pieces. The picture consists of over
twelve thousand feet of film.
Some idea of the magnitude of the
production may be gained from the
fact that the company carries forty
people, over d CdIiodu VI equiPuSnC,
two moving picture machines, an cleo
trio lighting plant, two operators, and
sound and lighting effects requiring
eight men to operate.
The Cord Theatre may well be con-
graduated upon their success in pro-
curing such a wonderful attraction.
Heretofore it has been produced only
in the large cites. Two productions
will be shown, both Tuesday and We'd
neshday, the matinee starting at 2:15
and the evening performance at 8:15.
Reservations may be made for tickets
at the theatre or by mail or wire. See
full page ad. for particulars.-adv.
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SCHOOL NOTES

A number of graduates are going
to attend different normal schools and
colleges this year. Of the class of
1916 four are going to normal school
and two to college. Vera Purdy and
Helen Huntington go to Ellensburg
and Elsie Moeller and Katie Larsen
to Cheney. Helen Huntington will en-
roll in the primary training depart
ment. Olive Simpson received a
scholarship and will attend Whitman
college. Edwin Osgood will take a
pro-medical course at Macminnville
College, in Oregon. Five Of the class
of 1915 will attend college this year.
John Hamilton and Orlin Fisher go
to Pullman, John to enroll in the
course in agriculture and Orlin in
animal husbandry. William Rosswog,
Jack Barr and William Schuster go to
the University of Washington. Ev-
erett Howe, of 1913, will enroll in the
engineering course at Pullman.
The boys in the horticultural class
are making a collection Of different
kinds of apples and pears. They al
ready have a number Of varieties and
would be glad to receive any more.
On Tuesday of this week the Senior
class held meeting and elected Dora
Williams president, Lester Cox, vice
president and Margaret Beinhart sec
rotary and treasurer.
This is the second year that the
commercial course has been given in
the high school and about seventy
enrolled in the first year of bookkeep-
ing, thirty-eight in penmanship and
ten in shorthand and typewriting.
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CROWDS ENJOY WOOD
MEN CELEBRATION
CONTINUED from first page)

second; girls under IL, Hope Taylor
first, Mary Appenzellar, second; fat
men, Walter Lodge, first, ]. B. Yost
second; three-legged race, E. Alex
ander and A. Fliger; potato race, Glen
Johnson, first, E. Alexander, second;
sack race, r. Johnson, first, A. Fliger
second; 100-yard dash, John Doe first,
Walter Zimmerman, second. Ralph
Brown and Earl Clements were the
winners of the two boys pony race
and Earl Froman and E. Alexander
were second.
Saturday nights shower rather
dampened the finish Of the contest
which was conductor to choose the
Goddess of Liberty and Uncle Sam.
Miss Julia Sopderman, who champion
ed the candidacy of r. @. Macmahon,
won out with 1850 votes. Mrs. C.
G. Cathcart and Gordon C. Moores
were second with 1880 votes and
Miss Margaret Williams and ]. B.
Clements third with $500 votes. In
recognition of their good work Mrs.
Cathcart and Miss Williams were
chosen as attendants for Miss Sender
man and to Mr.. Moores was given the
honor of impersonating Abraham Lin
coin while Mr.. Clements represented
George Washington.
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SPLENDID NUMBERS ON
LYCEUM COURSE THIS YEAR
In Addition to Five Redpath Attrac.
ti0ns One of States Noted Ed
ucatOrs Will Speak

The Redpath Lyceum course which
will be given this winter under the
auspices of the High School, is re-
garded by the local committee as the
strongest course that has ever been
given in Kennewick. It includes six
numbers instead Of five as last year
and carries some of the highest priced
attractions offered by the Redpath bu-
reau. The first number will be given
the first part of November and the
last some time in February.
The course will be opened by the
Maurer Sisters Orchestra, which was
one of the best and most popular num-
bers last year. This attraction was
not included in the course as booked
last spring, as it was then thought the
Maurer Sisters would be on the south
ern circuit this season. They have,
however, been routed thru the North
west again because of the big demand
for return dates from the towns in
which they appeared last year. Other
numbers are the Mt. Vernon Singing
Party, the Killarney Girls and Rita
Rich, Schildkret's Hungarian Orches-
ira, and Gay Zenola MacLauren,
reader and dramatic impersonator. In
addition to these Redpath attractions
arrangements have been made for a
lecture from either DR.. Suzzalo, presi-
dent of the State University, or DR..
Holland, president Of the State COL,
lege.
The price Of the season tickets this
year is $3.50 instead of $500. Miss
B. Maurence, of the Redpath Bureau,
and the local committee have been
listing the tickets in an effort to guar
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her old home in Nebraska by tele.
gram saying that her mother was suf.
fering from a stroke of paralysis.
Chris Puderbaugh was a Prosser
visitor from Friday until Sunday, at
tending the Pomona Grange while
there.
Mr.. Hocksmith, Of Grangeville, Ida.
who purchased the Grassland place in
section nine last year, is here looking
after business affairs.
Mr.. and Mrs. Walter Rand, of the
Horse Heaven, were guests of Mr.. and
Mrs. j. Bryson Brown Wednesday.
Mr.. and Mrs. j. s. Motter were din
ner guests of Mr.. and Mrs. C. E.
Humes Sunday.
Mr.. and Mrs. w. s. Dickinson and
Mrs. c. C. PEBBLES were Pasco visitors
Wednesday.
Mr.. and Mrs. Duncan and little
daughter, of Alberta, Canada, have
come to Kennewick to make their
home. Mr.. Duncan will have charge
of the Graham barber shop and the
family will reside in town. Until To-
Gated they are guests of Mrs. Dun
cans parents, Mr.. and Mrs. Thomas
Nichols.
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Where Women Vote

Mrs. Knicker-James, I wish you
would fire the cook.
Knicker-It is so close to election
that the president says we shall have
to grant her demands and arbitrate
afterward.-New York Sun.
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True Candor-"Am l good enough
for you?" sighed the fond lover.
mo-" said the girl candidly, "you're
not, but are too good for any other
girl. New York Times.
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WANTED-Customers for pure Jer-
sey milk. Is quarts 81, delivered.
phone 47x7. 22-23p
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The Lawyer-The precedents are
all against you, madam"
The Lady-Well, sue them too, then.
Boston Transcript.
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antee the course and all of those who
have not been canvassed should see
Supt. M. S. Lewis before the sale of
season tickets closes.