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Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1916-06-24
THE JEWISH HYPHENATEs
ISioux CITY Tribune.l

The Jewish boys of Sioux City are
not to be outdone by any of their
friends. A goodly number have enlisted
and many are eager to fight for the land
of their fathers adoption. They feel
keenly that there is no land in the world
SO worthy, or entitled to their lives if
necessary.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1916-06-24
It is a narrowing experience to invest
in an off-coIored porcelain tooth and
then sacrifice i to a cherry pie.

The only kind of pie that does not
leave painful memories and digestion
tablets in its trail is the pie that
mother makes from recipe OF her
own. Many young man has left
home with bright recollections of
mothers pie, only to run foul of the
restaurant imitation and be crippled
for life in the best part of his appe-
tite. If there were more of mothers
pies there would be fewer suicides,
sanatoriums and sad-eyed husbands.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1916-06-24

to the owner It is narrowing OK
perience to invest the price of a sixty
six-foot lot in an off colored porcelain
tooth. inserted by hand by stony
hearted dentist, and then sacrifice 1t
to a cherry pie which ought to have
been run thru a corn huller.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1916-06-24
Can't Get Ahead Of plumber.

Il say asked the wrathful custom
er over the telephone. what do you
mean by charging me overtime in
your bill? You didn't put in any over
time on my work" Yes, ] did, re-
Piled the plumber, soothingly. On
that evening when you kept me wait
Ing while you told me what you
thought OF me Tor putting in full day
On . twohours' job
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1916-06-24
IOWA OPINION AND NOTES.

The Waterloo Times-Tribune cites,
Some Of our cigar store strategists
and warriors to the fact that a couple
thousand recruits are needed for the
Iowa National Guard"
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1916-06-24

you can always bank on the fact
that the fellow who sneers at the
militia and refers to them as tin
soldiers never shouldered a musket
himself, and never will" says the
Burlington Hawkeye.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1916-06-24

ut would be whole lot better
concludes the Mason City Globe
Gazette, "if there were more evidence
than merely the almanac that summer
has arrived"
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1916-06-24

Either a large percentage Of those
who supported w. L. Harding for the
republican nomination for governor
were mistaken as to the real attitude
of their candidate or he Is not the kind
of a man the Sun prefers to have as
governor of Iowa" says the Sac Sun.
[repI The Suns chief objection to
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1916-06-24

for the omen door Of the neighboring
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a second that they hurst II q one
man
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The Kennewick courier-reporter. [volume] (Kennewick, Wash.) 1914-1938, 1916-03-09
FINE NUMBER is COMING
Maurer Sisters Orchestra Said to Be
500 One of the Best Attractions
on Redpath Course

: According to press bulletins and
other Information received by the local
Lyceum committee, the Maurer Sis.
tiers Orchestra which is to appearlbere
Saturday: evening of next. week, are
making a tremendous hit. Press CON-
ments from Wyoming towns and cities
indicate that these musical sisters, are
among the very best and most satisfy
ing numbers the Redpath Bureau ever
sent out. @ Ca ~
Seat reservations will be made as
usual at the Vibber-G Clifford Drug store.
Single admission tickets for this num-
Der alone will be on sale at rs cents
The Naurer Sisters program will Be
given in full in next weeks issue.
The Kennewick courier-reporter. [volume] (Kennewick, Wash.) 1914-1938, 1916-03-09

Young Demmons, an adjuster Tor
big insurance company, was just re-
turning home from a nearby c'N'
where he had been to adjust loss Oh
a building that had been burned Wnsn
he met an old friend.
elbow did the fire START" Inqu'ls'
the friend. y,
81 can't say with certainty" repnsu
the adjuster, "and nobody seemed =
be able to tell. But it struck me ol''
it must have been the result OF Inv
ton" a.
"why," asked the friend, "wha1 "
you mean by that?" as.;.
"Well" said Demmons graveiy -
ton sometimes comes from ruppn's
$4,000 policy on $4,000 Du'i0'Is
The Kennewick courier-reporter. [volume] (Kennewick, Wash.) 1914-1938, 1916-03-09
NOTICE OF ANNUAL MEETING

The annual meeting of the Kenne.
wick Cemetery association will be held
in the Baptist church Tuesday after
noon, March 18th, 1916, at 2:30. Five
trustees will be elected to serve dur
ing the year and other important bus
mess transacted.
All persons owning land in the GEN.
etery and the adult members Of their
families are members Of the associa-
ton and can vote.
last year some irrigating was done
in the cemetery and more will be done
next year.
How much and what shall be done :?
That is one Of the questions to be dis
cussed at the meeting.
Everyone is invited to attend and
give your views whether you are a
member or not.
Refreshments will be served by the
committee.
Mrs. e. R. Carnahan, President,
Mrs. L. w. Soth, Secretary.
1929
The Kennewick courier-reporter. [volume] (Kennewick, Wash.) 1914-1938, 1916-03-09
MUSIC INSTRUCTION

Mrs. L. B. Hopkinson, Associate
London College Of Music, England
visits Kennewick every Saturday and
Thursday to give lessons in piano, vio-
lin, mandolin and singing. For par
ticulars apply 80 Bridge street, Pss-
co, phone 1882. 1T 40-P
The Kennewick courier-reporter. [volume] (Kennewick, Wash.) 1914-1938, 1916-03-09


Lawson place in Section Twenty-one.
It makes every honest citizen boil
with indignation to pass either place
and see the havoc wrought by these
cowardly, sneaking thieves. We be-
lieve the whole community should
unite in an effort to detect the cul-
prits, and that when they are found
they should get all the law will give
them.
On Friday, March IL, the Grange
will give an Irish party. Capt. Hoyt
is chairman of the committee in
charge and has prepared real Irish
program which will be followed by
music and dancing. Supper will be
served and the ladies are all asked to
bring cake, sandwiches and doughnuts.
Lyle Door has left-but he didn't all
leave at once. In fact it took two trips
to get away. 1t happened like this.
A few days before he left some of the
Live Wires dropped in on him and
spent the evening, leaving a number
of cakes with him, for Lyle likes cake.
He didn't eat it all and did up a pack
age to take with him and started for
Kennewick where he bought his ticket
and put it away in his purse in his
pocket. Having little time to spare
he went and bought new suit of
clothes and left his old suit at the
tailors to be cleaned and pressed. The
train was now coming, so he grabbed
his cake and ran. When the conductor,
came for his ticket, he remembered
that he had left it in his old suit and
had to get off the train at Pasco and
come back by ferry and wait for the
next train. R
The Pomonas are to be the guests
of the Finley Grange next Saturday,
March 18th. The Changers will meet
them at noon at Hedges and will take
them to the hall where dinner will
be served. There will be speaking
from 2:3O until $3.50. Supper will be
served about $3.50 and program has
been prepared for about 1880. After
the program the Pomona officers will
be installed. The meeting will be
open to the public until after the Po-
mona installation, when the Grange
will hold a closed business session.
Mrs. Cochran is chairman of the COM
mittee on arrangements and requests
everyone to bring something to help
fill up the table. If anyone is in doubt;
as to what to bring call up Mrs. Coch-
ran. Her phone number is 22x6..
There are some good sports among
the young fellows in the community.
The Boys Athletic club gave box
supper last Saturday night and the
boxes went with a rush. The boys
thought nothing of paying from $3.50
to $3.50 for the baskets. -" go
Phoned in as we go to press-Jos-
eph Gerards missed the pink dough-
nuts at the parent-teachers associa-
ton dinner and wants the lady who
brought them to be sure to bring some
to the Irish party on March IL.
The Kennewick courier-reporter. [volume] (Kennewick, Wash.) 1914-1938, 1916-03-09
PRINCES. PRINCESS PROGRAM

Saturday, March IL
"straws in the Wind" thru.
American drama. 'Nree-reel
Luke, the Candy Cut.unp
those startling Lonesome Ipla one Of
edies. Luxe com.
special music by Brog's orchest,.
Sunday, Mach 12-
"The Failure" being the tb;,.
stallment of the American Nav H.
rial "Neal of the Navy Two s.' Sc
Pathe News, up-to-the-minute w .rs's,
events. asa%. +.-.a world
"Human Movements Analvzsa,
really wonderful picture. Taken !, !
Pathe's Ultra-Rapid camera. ~
Special music by Brog's orcbe,t,.
Tuesday, March IA
Paramount Night-"The Arshp
five reels, featuring Edgar Ss,v' :
and being spectacular picturizat..a
of his own romantic drama. Tbi, ~.
duction is the most spectacular s mS
made by the Laskey company. ~
Special music by Brog's orchest,,
Thursday, March 49,
Paramount Night-Henry Ainlev !,
HBrother Officers" dramatic MIN
tary romance that will appeal to an
Added attraction, music by Bros,.
orchestra.
Friday, March IT.
Special st. Patrick's Day attraction
William Farnum in the stupendous al.
traction "The Plunderer," in five real,
Special Irish music.
Coming soon-Fox attraction @From
the Valley of the Missing"
Paramount Feature: Mary Picldord
in "The Dawn of a Tomorrow
Hazel Dawn in "Clarissa.n
John Barrymore in "The Dictator
Myrtle Steadman in "Wild Olive
The Kennewick courier-reporter. [volume] (Kennewick, Wash.) 1914-1938, 1916-03-09

81 know am going to have trouble
with that new neighbor.n
"What makes you think so?"
-"He's already begun advertising
himself as a lover of peace"
The Elbert County tribune., 1916-06-09
SEALS q STENCILS
NuOOeT NIdIUOS Callahan Novelty Co.
I52S Stout ST., Denver
EAT QUEER THINGS IN PINCH
Find Satisfaction in Stew Made Of
Vest, Shoelaces and SIedee
Gear

Gear.
There is naturally much talk in
war time of rations and food supply.
and the possibility or probability OF
starving out one or other of the bel
ligerents. But it is amazing what peo-
pie will eat at a pinch.
A recent arctic explorer seriously
advised the wearing of skin clothing
in preference to woolen, simply and
solely because, il the worst came to
the worst, ones outfit could be stewed
fer meal, or at any rate given to the
dogs,
Well. when a man finds enjoyment
and sort of inward satisfaction in a
stew made of his vest, his shoelaces,
and his sledge gear. he must be pret-
ty "peckish." and when he gets back
to civilization he will make a model
husband, never likely to turn up his
nose at cold mutton on washing days
The bishop of Yukon thinks moth
ing of eating his boots. He had prob
ably declared he was ready for that
operation many time when he was
boy, but he has actually done il
since he came to mans estate-in his
case, the great gold field of arctic
Alaska.
The Elbert County tribune., 1916-06-09
Moroccan PoIiteness.

A rather amusing little story of the
sultan of Morocco is told in connec
ton with an official visit paid to him
by an European diplomat During the
audience the diplomat noticed. with
some surprise, that not one of the two
or three clocks in the audience cham
ber was going. Very delicately he
mentioned to the sultan that his clocks
had all stopped. and limited that he
would like to present him with one
that would be more reliable. The sui.
tan thanked him.
But my clocks are excellent time
keepers" he added, with a smile.
They were all going until Just before
you came. but had them all stopped,
as did not desire, during your excel
lency's all too brief visit. to be 70
minded of the flight OF timI"
The Elbert County tribune., 1916-06-09

these layers separate without rough
edges or are not as apt to soak when
the berries are added. If liked as in
dividual cakes cut out with a large bis
cult cutter. These may be prepared
as the larger ones were, or split and
spread with butter and berries.
good recipe for shortcakes is the
following: Take two cupfuls of flour,
one-half teaspoonful of salt, three tea
spoonfuls of baking powder. three ta-
blespoonfuls of lard and three of but
ter, half cupful of cold milk. Mix
and sift the dry ingredients, then with
two knives cut in the lard and butter.
then add the milk and roll out
lightly.
Any fruit mixture makes good fill
ing. Crush few strawberries,
enough to make good layer on top
and between the crusts, then put a
few whole or halved berries for gar
nisf on top. Serve with whipped
cream.
For change sometime crush a cup
full OF berries and mix them with a
cupful of cream, sweetened well; put
on as usual and garnish with sliced
berries.
Pineapple shortcake.-Cut the pine
apple in small cubes and stew until
tender, with sugar to taste. Cool and
chill on ice. Strain off the juice to
use in pudding sauce. and to the fruit
add whipped cream. Pile between and
on the top of the cakes and garnish
with a candied cherry or cranberry.
Raspberry and currant Shortcake.-
These may be made of the canned va
riety, but are not nearly as good as
the fresh Mix with the berries. il fresh,
cupful of strained currant juice to a
quart Of the berries. If canned ber-
ries are used add little currant juice
OF jelly to give a flavor. Garnish with
whipped cream.
The Elbert County tribune., 1916-06-09

shape lightly and fry in deep fat to
delicate amber color. Roll slices
of bacon into cylinders, run a tooth
pick through each to hold it in place
and fry until well cooked. Serve
bacon roll with each fish ball.
Fish Flakes on Toast.-Make a
white sauce by melting two table
spoonfuls of butter and when bub-
bling hot add two tablespoonfuls of
-four. mix well and add cupful of
milk, fourth of teaspoonful of pep
per and two cupfuls of flakes. Turn
out on buttered toast and serve with
grated hard-cooked egg sprinkled over
the fish.
Fish Flake Saiad.-Mix together
three tablespoonfuls of olive oil, two
of vinegar, teaspoonful of grated
onion, half teaspoonful of paprika,
and pour over two cupfuls of faxed
fish; let stand an hour or two in
cool place. Turn upon a bed of
crisp lettuce just before serving. Gar
nish with slices of picked beets cut
in various forms.
Fish Flakes Mexican Styie.-Sim
mer together one and a half cupfuls
of tomatoes. half green pepper,
chopped. one slice of onion, and a
fourth of a teaspoonful of salt. Put
through sieve and add two cupfuls
OF fish flakes, n tablespoonful of but
ter and heat thoroughly. Serve with
boiled rice.
Fish Casserole.-Take large can
of fish flakes or .wo cupfuls of any
cooked white fish, two small onions,
sliced, two green peppers. shredded,
q fourth OF a cupful of melted butter.
two cupfuls of boiled rice, pint of
tomato pulp. teaspoonful and a
quarter of salt, fourth of a tea
spoonful of pepper, combine and bake
for fifty minutes.
The Elbert County tribune., 1916-06-09

AS the eye is an important organ
to please in regard to food. it is quite
necessary that we prepare our food
so that it appeals to the sight. Same
ness and monotony are relieved by
touch of color in the garnish and dull
ness is relieved by contrast in the
courses.
Few cooks ever make the mistake
of serving the same food repeated in
some other form in the meal, for ex-
ample serving tomato soup and toma-
to salad this occurs. however, often
er than 1t should,
A beet salad cut in small cubes,
dressed with boiled or a mayonnaise
dressing that has been tinted with
pink coloring. using some of the beet
water or little vegetable color, is
most pleasing and appetizing dish.
A small crescent of lemon and a
spray of parsley makes a most dainty
garnish for whitefish. For the fish
coui se at dinner crescent of potato
rolled in chopped parsley furnishes
the bit of vegetable that is always
tasty with the fish. Another way to
use lemon and parsley is to cut a
thin slice. leaving on the colorful yel-
low peel and in the center of the slice
heap little finely minced parsley.
Use these slices as a garnish on the
platter with the fish.
The Elbert County tribune., 1916-06-09
N1.2 }NAfme meeQ

The snowy top of Mount Everest in
ihdia is plainly visible % the unaided
eye from points 107 miles distant.
AT voltage of $4,000 a Swedish
hydroelectric company will transmit
100000 horse power n distance Of 1850
miles.
The production of tungsten ores in
the United States during 1915 broke
all records. 1t was equivalent to about
z,l55 short tons of concentrates, car
rying 60 per cent of tungsten trioxide.
and was valued at mere than $4,000.
O00
The Elbert County tribune., 1916-06-09
WORTH KNOWING

China is said to be the only country
besides America in which the alligator
can be found.
Scientists now tell us that it is not
heat that causes sunstroke. They lay
the blame to the suns invisible violet
rays.
When the war began General de
Castelnau, the French commander. had
eight sons in the army. He has five
left. tho others having been killed in
action.
The Elbert County tribune., 1916-06-09

following dishes may prove suggestive
lucanian Eggs.-Prepare a cupful of
cooked macaroni, cupful and three
fourths of white sauce, half cupful
of grated cheese, three-fourths of
cupful of buttered crumbs and salt, pa
prika and onion juice to taste. Hard
cook five eggs in the shell and when
cool cut in eighths. Put a layer of
macaroni in a buttered baking dish,
add half of the white sauce. all of the
cheese and a teaspoonful of onion
Juice, and half of the eggs. repeat with
another layer of macarcni, eggs and
white sauce and cover with the but
tered crumbs. Bake until the crumbs
use three tablespoonfuls of butter.
three of flour. half teaspoonful of
salt paprika to taste and one aud
three-fourths cupfuls of milk: cook
until smooth and thick.
Supper Dish.-A simple and appe-
tizing hot dish to serve for a supper
dish is prepared by spreading slices of
bread with butter. place in baxing
dish and pour over a pint of milk,
mixed with two beaten eggs. a dash
of salt and red pepper and a half
a cupful of grated cheese. Cover with
buttered crumbs and bake until firm.
Mexican Scrambled Egss.-Roast a
lozen green peppers. peel, remove
seeds and chop, then boil until tender
in very little water and season well
with butter. Beat six eggs, add salt
A. otfr fn,-
in hot butter. Serve hot.
The Elbert County tribune., 1916-06-09

to prepare and very good
eating.
Fish Flakes With Ba-
con.-Boil potatoes in
salted water until ten
der; add two cupfuls of
canned fish flakes, a
fourth of a teaspoonful
of pepper and a beaten
egg. Take up by the
rounding tablespoonful,
The Elbert County tribune., 1916-06-09

upon our tables that
with a little taste and
study of color combina-
tions many artistic re-
suits may be obtained.
We should be as careful
about putting colors that
clash, together in a dish
of food. as we should in
combinations of colors in
wearing apparel.
The Elbert County tribune., 1916-06-09
sHoRTcAKEs WE LIKE.

Learn to consume your own smoke.
II you have misfortunes, pains, dis
eases. losses. keep them to yourself
Bury them. Those who know you have
them. will love and admire you inf
nitely more for your suppression
stout heart and persistent cheerfulness
will be more than a match for all your
troubles.-Orison SWEET Marden.
The Elbert County tribune., 1916-06-09

dough Should be handled
as little and as lightly as
possible. If made in one
large cake they are split
much easier II they are
patted thin. brushed with
melted butter and an
other thin layer placed
m ton Uhen baked
The Elbert County tribune., 1916-06-09
Tip From Father.
II am surprised at you!"

all surprlSeu at you!
why, what have / done"
When told you wanted to marry
your daughter, you said you would try
and make me solid with her aud her
morher; but you have been knocking
me to them ever since"
MY boy, If you don't know enough
about women to know that that is the
way to help you, you ought not to
marry"
The Elbert County tribune., 1916-06-09
PLEASING COMBINATIONS.

The shortest and surest way to live
with honor in the world, is to be in
reality what we would appear to be.
all human virtues increase and
strengthen themselves by the practice
and experience of them.-Socrates.
The Elbert County tribune., 1916-06-09
DIFFERENT EGG DISHES.

Your success and happiness lie in
you.
External conditions are the accidents
of life. its cspter trappings.-Bishop
Fallows.
The Elbert County tribune., 1916-06-09

With thorough knowledge OF Ger
many and France. acquired by years
of study in both countries, the new
war minister of Japan, Lieut.. Gen.
kenrichi Oshima. takes office well
equipped for the high honor conferred
on him.
The Elbert County tribune., 1916-06-09

plete with out eggs
served in some form.
This is the time to revel
in sponge cakes. angel
foods, omelets and such
dishes, using numbers of
eggs which we have de-
MED ourselves during the
scarcity of eggs. The
The Elbert County tribune., 1916-06-09

There are such lovely colors in the
fruits and vegetables which we put
The Elbert County tribune., 1916-06-09

The best shortcakes are made with
out sweetening and without eggs. The
The Elbert County tribune., 1916-06-09

A dark secret-the correct age of an
old colored person.
The Elbert County tribune., 1916-06-09

At this season of the year when
eggs are plentiful no menu is com
The Elbert County tribune., 1916-06-09

The Way of It.
How are school troubles gofng?"
In the usual way-by the board"
The Elbert County tribune., 1916-06-09

For those who are not able to get
fresh fish. the canned fakes are easy
The Elbert County tribune., 1916-06-09
SOME FISH DISHES.

Only slaves die of overwork. Labor
is neither cruel nor ungrateful: 1t re-
stores the strong though we give Il a
hundredfold and unlike your financial
operations the revenue Is what brings
the capital. Put your soul into your
work. and joy and health will be
yours.-Martin Luther
The Elbert County tribune., 1916-06-09

placed anyvhsrs. AZ
tracts and kills ali
dies. Neat, clean, or
namentAl, convenient.
cheap. Lasts nii
season. . hAds . OF
metal, cAn'tspiii or tip
over; will not soil ar
nj ure anyth q Ing
Guaranteed effective
Aide aisre oresens
eIproas paid for si.os-
Ave. Brooklyn, n =.
Bisbee daily review., 1916-05-14
ADOPTING FRENCH CHILDREN.

little American girl of eight has decided that more fun than dolly more fun than candy every day ir he week fun, in fact, than anything else she car think of do with allowance, will be adopting French heby, and supporting it with her ten cents day. The French "Orphenat des Armes" take care of children for ten cents day apiece, and c,lil
 ren as well grownu in this country contrib ting to help do it.
 -merson, finds only drawback to the scheme, and hat is that she isn't going have her little French baby brother or sister to take of in her own lome But being sensible little girl, she realizes hat if she in the little French chld's place she would rather stay in her country where perhaps mother brothers and sisters still live
 Many children (and grown-ups tool haven't big enough allowances to permit them take the entire care of one child, at low a 10c day. But one day or one week one month. Contributions for he French chldren's support expected to end in two years The French government believes that by hat time will be in position take the entire all its children orphaned by the
 It is estimated that there already SO0,000 chil iren made fatherless by the in France alone It is proposed that shall bring them up and edu cate them and the French Senate is now considering exactly how it shall be done