The Glenwood post., 1916-01-22

horses on snow shoes and there are some
out yet.-Silt Leader.
| A party was arrested in Garfield
county last week while removing a bar
rel of contraband from public to
private place. He did not reach the
Isle of Safety, being caught between
bases as it were. They are waiting for
the district attorney to prosecute the
case.-Meeker Herald.
Judge j. Foster Penney and the two
boys arrived last Monday from Pike.
ville' Tennessee. Mrs. Jenney and the
baby arrived Wednesday night. They
have bought back their old home place
on the south bank of the Grand in
which they expect to reside.-Grand
Valley News.
Just as predicted by the booze advo-
Gates, Cheyenne, Wyoming, is receiving
an influx Of many Colorado citizens
since the dry law took effect. This will
be regretted by the ward heelers in the
bum districts of Denver who depend on
this class of citizens, "stew bumsn as
they are termed, to carry elections in
that city.-Hotchkiss Times.
A Texas educator declares that he
would like to see the United States
run by professors. In his attempt to do
that very thing Professor Wilson has
run congress into muddle, the Demo-
cratic party out of existence, and bust
ness to the demnition bow-wows. If
that does not satisfy the Texas peda-
,gogue, what will?-Exchange.
The Wilson slogan is to be "Peace
and Prosperity Peace at any price,
and prosperity because of war. An at.
tempt to make partisan issue of
peace, after asking the entire country
to stand behind him in preserving it,
irrespective of political affiliation,
shows that the president is driven to
find campaign issue.-Craig Courier.
The efforts of the Denver News and
other so-called Bull Moose papers, to
make the public think that "Teddy"
Roosevelt is still possible or probable
candidate for the Republican nomina-
tion for the presidential chair is very
funny. Roosevelt is as dead Repub-
lican possibility as Bryan is Demo-
cratic possibility. Both of them have
shot their political wad.-Brush Repub.
lican.
A Boulder Democratic daily paper es.
Inmates that along about next June the
Herald will be obliged to retract some
of the horrid and unkind things it has
said about T. R. That's nothing. We
know of a Democratic editor living N
Boulder who is drawing 500 per month
from the Republican state administra-
tion who is going to be obliged to say
some nice things about Republican
governor along about next fall.-Bould-
er Herald.
Senator Thomas says he is against
the presidents preparedness program
because he believes grafters will get
the bulk of the money spent, but-now
listen-but will vote for it for the sake
Of party harmony. Say, fellows, isn't
it about time to make it misdemeauor
for voting the Democratic ticket or any
part Of it, in Coloradoy Honest and
truly, don't you believe that Senator
Thomas ought to be trephined for
damphoolishness1 flake City Times.
Reform has struck deep in a western
town. A stranger found that a church
was being moved bodily from the site
where. it had long rested. Naturally,
he asked the first passerby: 'Whut
are they moving the church for:"
"Well, stranger, I'm mayor of these
here diggins' and I m for law enforce
ment. We've got an ordinance that
says no saloon shall be nearer than 800
feet to a church. I gave 'em three
days to move the church. '-California
Fruit News.
DR.. B. L. Jefferson, United States
minister to Nicaragua, is spending a
few days at his Steamboat Springs
home, on his way back to Central Amer
lea, from an official visit to Washing
ton. He is accompanied by his wife
and her mother, Mrs. H. Duquette, the
marty having arrived from Qnuyer