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Palisadian. [volume] (Cliffside Park, N.J.) 1906-current, 1916-07-01

LII llle IlO OuG WOulu ever near
Him asking for "the makin's."
Youngstown Telegram.
In passing don't forget to weep
For good old Johnny Bone;
In life he never made a peep
And never sought loan.
Mansfield Shield.
In passing we should drop a tear
For honest old Abe Lincoln;
For when he started in to talk
It didn't stop hi sthinkin'
jamestown Journal.
In passing drop bouquet on
The grave of Arson Farr;
Who never held you for an hour
To lie about his car.
Grand Rapids News.
In passing drop a brickbat on
The head of old man. Buck,
Who's always knocking at the door
To sell your wife some truck.
Geneva Free Press Times.
In passing kindly drop a tear
For William Rotter Reef;
Palisadian. [volume] (Cliffside Park, N.J.) 1906-current, 1916-07-01
Waves or Curl Your Hair Perfectly in Is Minutes
Ons WAY
6 Waivers 1Oc


Do not waste time and
ruin your hair with the
old style hot iron. just
roll the hair up on your
waver as per directions.
Do your regular work.
Take hair down in IS
minutes and behold the
beautiful lasting waves OF
curs,
Palisadian. [volume] (Cliffside Park, N.J.) 1906-current, 1916-07-01
Departed Heroes

In passing drop a briny tear
For good old Andy Aikens;
In life no one would ever hear
Him asking for "the makin's."
Youngstown. Telegram
Palisadian. [volume] (Cliffside Park, N.J.) 1906-current, 1916-07-01
Elderberries And
Mountain Laurel

The summer season of the Palisade
Union Church closed last Sunday
with parting sermon by Rev. Bar
sam. The decorations for the occasion
were largely of elderberry blossoms,
and nothing more beautiful has been
Palisadian. [volume] (Cliffside Park, N.J.) 1906-current, 1916-07-01

seen in this seasons decoration
schemes that have been so varied.
Also there was large jardeneir of
mountain laurel near the lecturn
which had been brought from Noun
tain Lake, a week ago, and which
were as fresh as the day they were
cut
Palisadian. [volume] (Cliffside Park, N.J.) 1906-current, 1916-07-01

In a new two-cycle gas engine the
entire control of gas is accomplished
by sliding sleeve that works be-
tween the piston and the cylinder
walls.
What is believed to be the only
mulberry forest in the world is in
India, covering about 10000 acres and
being used only for fuel and timber.
That it has coal enough to last
eight centuries is the claim of New
castle, England.
Palisadian. [volume] (Cliffside Park, N.J.) 1906-current, 1916-07-01
Feminine

With ethics pat our ladies juggle,
They hate thief-and yet they
smuggle.
Birmingham Age-Herald.
They scorn to pilfer, pretty dears;
Their hotel spoons are Souvenirs"
Boston Transcript.
To gamble is the worst Of sinnings,
But how they love their husbands
winnings.
Buffalo News.
Than to be false they'd rather die
But they wear false hair inches high.
Houston Post.
If the dears grab things in this way,
That's why they steal our hearts
away.
The Washington times., 1916-07-15
FOX SALc-rAkMS

"GRETTA," the handsome home OF Benz. ID.
Stephen. seven miles from the White
House: As In grass and growing crops; kitoh-
en- garden: good springs: 3 streams: soil
loan. several acres In lawn, with variety OF
shade trees: superb view: electric fines
and fine automobile roads; 3-i Of mile from
another electric line, steam road and bouie-
ward twelve-room house and cellar; all nee
essary outbuiidings; gas main and electric
light on public road facing property; VIII
sell from Is to 60 acres. Room So Riggs
20 ACRE FARM-Pretty park, In corn. bal
ance in grass; new 7-room house, 9 II by 60
chicken houses, other outbuildings; fine or
chard, stock and implements, 2Ih miles from
trolley. GOLDSMITH. 4i6 9Th n. w. Cali
D. m. $4,000 II
The Washington times., 1916-07-15
FOR RENT-GARAGE

FOR RENT-Space In garage for automobiles
and storage. Inquire c. e. PHILLIPS. go
Srd st. n. w.
The Washington times., 1916-07-15
Window Shades.

GET THEM QUICK!
LOWEST PRICES.
LUTHER L. DERRICK CO..
SO 18th st. N. w. Phone NJ. 1850
The Washington times., 1916-07-15
NEUTRALITY-SUSPICIOUS.

WILL pay spot cash for second hand cloth
ing and household effects: drop US q postal
and we will call. 405 II st. N. w.
The Washington times., 1916-07-15
FOR RENT-WAREHOUSES

Two-sToRY BRICK WAREHOUSE WITH
In half square Baltimore and Ohio freight
with electrical equipment. This property
In frst-class condition may be leased at
moderate price by responsible party.
ALBERT F. MCDOWELL.
lexington place and Q st. y. e.
The Washington times., 1916-07-15
BUSINESS OPPORTUNITIES

FOR SALE-Store property and stock: good
cash business in growing neiShborhod. ].
c. AMERGER Jr Conduit road ID. c.. Pal.
asades Station. Glen Echo Park.
The Washington times., 1916-07-15
LOST AND FOUND
HELP WANTED-MAlE

2 ACTIVE MEN to clean windows. salary 50
per week. so loth ST.. Room 8. Il
APPRENTICE for timing blu, mess Apply
l42 q st. n. w.
BOY-Colored. with wheel: experienced In
tailor shop work Apply joi Pa. ave. y. w.
COMPOSITOR In printing dept of Royal
Glue Co.. 2l0 y ST. s. w; young man with
2 or years experience; steady employment.
Cau from 1880 TO I o'clock.
DRIVER for grocery wagon: experienced.
Apply 10 X ct, y. f.
ELEVATOR BOYS-Five Apply to Head
Hall Man. Raleigh Hotel.
ERRAND BOY to run errands and collect
salary So. Main 1890.
GARDENER-Mus be sober and first class
steady work. Address S. l.. WELkER,
Pierce Mil road. IL
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Cabinet Making.

ANTIQUE FURNITURE repaired finished
and upholstered: expert work. The NJ. w.
DOVE CO. 1893 PA. ave Phi. Main 1898. I
The Washington times., 1916-07-15
FOR SALt-LOTS

ONE ACRE at Berwyn Electric Station; only
$500: on easy terms. BOX 50, Berwyn. Md.
10
The Washington times., 1916-07-15
FOR RENT-STABLES

MODERN BRICK STABLE. CONTAINING
20 stalls located within half square OF B.
a o. freight yard may be leased at moder-
ate price by responsible party.
ALBERT +. MCDOWELL,
lexington place and Q ST. N. e.
The Washington times., 1916-07-15

PARLoR suite reuphostering In tapestry
$50 up; fur. repairing a specially. ACHl
UPHoLSTERING CO., T21 T st. North ma.
The Washington times., 1916-07-15
OUT OF TOWN PROPERTY
For Sale.

BARGAIN-s2 cash, 81 monthly. buys Ave
LOTS on Ions Island. New York. Full
price $50 (only ST. each). VAIL. 1873 william
st. n. Y. city.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1916-05-04
Unmarried Mother Buries
DUN Baby Alive; Dug Up
By Boys, Child Is LiUing

Atlanta, Ga, May None the worse
Tor having been buried alive in a Gene
terry i'm Adairsville. near here, THE
BABY that's all the name she has
IS smiling and cooling her way into the
hearts of the matrOn and nurses Of
ne ne Methodist .orphanage at Decatur
And while every comfort is being
provided for the babe. its mother-a
country girl who must pay the price
OF unwedded motherhood-is in a dis
MAJ cell charged with assault with
intent to murder.
The girl mother sought no friend or
motners counsel when she knew the
event OF birth was at hand. Instead,
she made her way to the lonely ceme-
Lery, and brought her baby into the
For one mad. ecstatic hour she
hetd the tiny form to her breast.
then crnwled away TO an emnfy
burial plot and with trembling
hands scOODed out a shallow grave.
She placed handkerchief over
her baby's face and laid II In the
EEaNe. Then she scraped the fresh
sOtt SOL over the bnby's nude
nody and crept home.
hleVeh hours later 10 young men
passing the cemetery heard the lusty
cries or a baby. They hurried to the
lIhy mound and unearthed the child.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1916-05-04

I CONNIE MACK'S Athletics are 60
ing to climb out of the American
league cellar if some of these other
teams don't watch out. Mack may
have a bunch of misfits but he seems
to be gradually shaping them into
something like a team. Next thing
we know, St. Joseph will be winning
game.
GIANTS are the joke of the big
leagues right now. Despite all
this pennant talk, McGraw's men are
lucky to be even in the subcellar.
The Giants are weak at third and the
pitchers are all going bad. JEFF
Tesreau has pitched the only two
games the team has won and Big JEFF
isn't in as good condition as some
managers might desire.
GROVER c. ALEXANDER pitched
another shutout game for the
Phillies on Wednesday, the Braves
being the victims. Like Walter
johnson, Alexander seems to be i'm
proving with age, rather than going
back.
SCHOOL OF MINES and high
school play on the Rio Grande
park diamond this afternoon. The
"Hi" team has done nothing so far
this year and the Miners are conf
dent of victory but coach l. Evans
says his men are going into the game
with the real spirit and will land on
top. The game starts at o'clock.
q <
HAL CHASE has certainly been
playing ball with the Reds this
year. His hitting has been feature
and, Wednesday, he contributed a
double and a single as his share of
the teams hits.
FRANK G0TCH has Cancelled his
circus engagements because Of
illness, which is reported to have re-
duced his weight about 40 pounds in
the past three weeks. Gotch was
drawing down a handsome salary for
his work under the "big top" and his
cancellation makes it evident that the
illness is no slight affair.
= =
STEEL, a new second baseman, has
been working out with the Sew
enth infantry team this week and
will hold down the keystone bag in
Sundays game against the Puritys.
The yOungster looks good and if he
shows up as well in the game as he
does in practice he will patch up the
infield hole in good style
= = =
GRAMMAR school track meet
takes place at Washington park
on Saturday morning Don't forget
it! Turn out and help encourage
the youngsters.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1916-05-04
"Beck's" Amen Corner
BY aBECK.-

WHEN Johnny Kilbane was offered
a bout in New York with Eddie
Campi, he wanted to weigh 12s
pounds at o'clock. Is Kilbane
really featherweight champion?
NEW YORK critic sizes up the re-
cent Reich-Fulton bout thus:
Reich is absolutely hopeless As
for Fulton he has only a long left
jab to recommend him. He knows
nothing Of fighting and cannot hit.
His only chance of becoming heavy
weight champion is for Jess Willard
and Frank Moran to die of old age"
x
PIG fields and good prices seem to
be the order o. the day at the
Tia Juana racetrack. Reports from
the Coast are that the meet is prov
ing a real noneymaker.
= 2. =
COUNTRY CLUB fire will not in
terfere with the sending of a
big delegation of tennis stars from
n PasO to the Border States tourna-
meut at Tucson next week. The FL
Pasoans will leave for Tucson next
Monday as the tournament opens on
May 10. 1t is believed that about
Is local tennis stars will try for the
southwestern honors.
WIHILE Puritys will naturally be
the favOrites over the Seventh
infantry for the morning game, Sun
day, at Rio Grande park, the sol
diers are likely to upset the kettle
of dope any time. They need a good
pitcher and when they get one
they'll make the other teams step
some.
EVERYBODYS and Walk will
- break their tie for the CONNER
cial league leadership, Sunday after
noon, when they meet in the first
game of the doubleheader. Paul
Fisher is expected to pitch for the
clerks and either Marquee or Villa
real for the Walk nine.
X X =
ENTRIES for the Border States
tennis championships at Tucson
must be sent forward this week.
Local tennis players will have a big
entry and they should not neglect to
mail both entry and fees by Satur-
day.
X = X
SEVENTH infantry has no inten-
tiOn of being out of the pennant
race in the Commercial league.
Efforts are now being made to
arrange a transfer of a pitcher from
another regiment and it is believed
that the deal is for Kroniger, the
crack artillery hurler. If the deal
can be completed in time, the new
twirler will work against the Puritys
on Sunday morning.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1916-05-04

Particular people prefer SuIzberger's
Majestic Hams and BacOn-Deliciously
Different-Adv
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1916-05-04
Paso Del Norte Roof Garden

open Wednesday and SATURDAY. nights
commencing May 9th Music Inv Paso
PEI N"rt" Orchcstra-thc best i'm the
city-Adg
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1916-05-04
DEP0SE GOCHER.
HOR5EMEN SAY
Fight is Waged For Ejec-
ton of National Trotting
Association Official.

| New York. May Get outt" is tn,
I ultimatum delivered to W. H. Gocher
/ secretary treasurer Of the National
| Trotting association, by the bulk of
| sportsmen connected with the light
harness game.
A concerted fight now is being
waged against Gocher. whose home is
in Hartford, Conn, in an effort to GUST
him from his seemingly impregnable
position as the dominant power in the
National Trotting association. once the
mightiest organization in the turf
game.
For many years the growth Of the
sport has been hindered because Of in
ternal strife. The rival factions have
been so busy fighting each other that
they had no time to fight for the COM
mon good Of their sport They let it
drift along, into a rut.
The charges are made on every hand
that Gocher rules the n. r.. A. for
selfish purposes only. They claim his
organization, instead of being con-
Quoted for the great good of the game,
is operated for Gocher A bitter at
tack on him by Harry K. Devereaux,
president of the Grand Circuit. has
been followed by merciless editorials
in turf papers.
Has Been Active 20 Years.
GOcher has been identified with the
National TrOtting association for 20
years. In that time. it is charged. ne
gradually has manipulated its affairs
50 that he has become the real power.
Devereaux charged that GOcher put
through legislation which insures him
in power for some years to come and
refers to him as a 'scheming hired Of
fetal"
Some years ago number Of the
men connected with the National TrOt-
ting association became disguised with
the way its affairs were being Oper-
ated. They quit and formed q rival
organization known as the American
a fight between the two bodies for
members. So engrossed did each fac
ton become that il forgot all about
the vital interests is representative
harness horse.
But now the fight seems to have
conferred on GOcher alone. True. he has
the support of his associates in his
own organization. but It is said that
some of the associations affiliated with
the National are on the point Of re-
signing.
GOeher Is UnwOrried.
IF Gocher ever filled any field OF
usefulness in the sport. that time has
torial in a recent issue Of the Horse
Review. which bitterly denounces
GOCher. "He stands discredited and il
he were a man Of pride he would re-
sign before he is elected"
But in the face Of all the charges
hurled at him. GOcher has remained
silent. GOcher seems to be unwor-
ried. as far as surface conditions show.
And the reason for his apparent calm.
it is said. is the fact that he is the
it. And how can anyone fire the
boss
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1916-05-04
BASEBALL RESULTS
WEDNESDAYS GAMES
Texas League.

Games Postponed.
at Pittsburg. rain.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1916-05-04
we Raise Pigs Value
By Feeding; LET'S Raise
Human Value Same Way

New York, May An en- address to-
day before the national conservation
congress, Miss Susanna COcrOft, of Chi
cago, urged the creation Of n federal
board Of health subjects. This should
ne directed particularly at mothers,
she suggested.
IF we have raised the value OF our
pig. crop by learning to feed them"
said she, I'VE ought to be able to raise
me value Of the congress of the United
states by proper feeding experiments
on our future candidates"
me congress. at its final session
tcday, still was excited over Wednes-
days action by which il voted 116 to
~ 70 recommend legislation which
would allow the government 10 grant
Materpower sites to private interests.
Inc program today was devoted mainly
to.feports on fish and game conserva-
uon and discussion of hearth and edu-
e ton as factors in preparedness
campaign.
Mexican rent collections. Lee Newman.
ADV
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1916-05-04
GIRL SAYS SHE WAS FORCED TO
EXPOSE HERSELF BEFORE COPS
WEDNESDAYS GAMES.

Luz Segobia, the Mexican girl who
made an affidavit recently that she
had been locked in the city Jail and
later taken from her cell and made to
expose herself before policemen, was
. a witness before the grand jury
Wednesday afternoon
The grand jury is also investigating
the sworn statement OF A. ]. Martin
that he was persuaded to sign a state
ment that he had been convicted Of
hog stealing in Oklahoma, after he
had served as a juror in the Robertson
murder trial. This affidavit was later
used in the successful efforts of attor-
neys to secure a new trial for Rober-
son.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1916-05-04

Mexican rent collections. Lee Newman.
Adv
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1916-05-04
National League.

At Boston r. IT. E.
Philadelphia ..........O3O 600 O8O--s 0
Boston ................OO 900 600 600 0
Batteries Philadelphia. Alexander apd
Burns. Boston, Barnes. RaEon and GOwdy.
At ST. Louis r. II. z.
Cincinnati ............12O O2O 1906 u 1
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1916-05-04
PRESIDENT TENER DISALLOWS
THE PROTEST OF PTTTSBURC

New York, May John K. Tener.
president Of the National league an
nounced Wednesday that he had disal-
lowed the protest Of the Pittsburg club
against a decision OF umpire Byron in
the game with ST. Louis on April 90
Pittsburg objected to a ruling Of Byron
in calling a runner out at third for in
reference by manager Callahan.
|Tener said he personally witnessed the
occurrence.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1916-05-04

Mexican rents, Lee Newman. phi. 1904
ADV.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1916-05-04

American League.

At Philadelphia r. II. E.
Philadelphia .--.-----.O0O 600 lSX-5
Batteries: New York. Heating, Shocker
and Nunamaker. Philadelphia, Majors,
Bush and Schang
No others scheduled.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1916-12-07

average Missourian is fond of his dog,
as is shown by the case of David Grail
VS.. Tony Shoemaker. Several months
ago Cravill went to Joplin, leaving the
dog in care of Sheomacher. When he
returned the dog no longer knew him.
Shoemaker had also become fond of
the dog and the dog had responded to
his affection and did not take kindly to
his old master.
Seeing the view of the matter taken
by the dog, Shoemaker refused to sur
render him. Then Cravill brought
suit of recovery in justice court and in
cidentally asked damages for the
alienation of the affections" of the
dog. Before the court cold issue de-
cree Shoemaker and Cravill had reach
ed an agreement whereby Cravill paid
the dogs board and got his dog.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1916-12-07
Hood River Spirit ExtolIed
Berkeley, December !. 1916.

To the Editor: For the enclosed
check please keep the Glacier sliding
down toward the warmer climate for
another year.
1t is fine to read that you people in
town cooperated to such an extent as
to close up shop and 60 apple picking
in order to help out. 1t shows that
Hood River is "on the job" all the
time, and, as they say of San Francis
co, knows how" H. B. Langille.
Mr.. Lanslile. formerly city recorder
here, is now a member of the faculty
of the engineering department of the
University of California.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1916-12-07
How's This :

We offer One Hundred Dollars
Reward for any case of Catarrh
that cannot be cured by Halls
Catarrh Cure.
F. ]. CHENEY & CO.. Toledo. o.
We. the undersigned. have known +. j.
Cheney for the last Is years, and believe
him perfectly honorable in all business
transactions and financially able to carry
off any obligations made by his firm.
NATIONAL BANK OF COMMERCE.,
Toledo, o.
Hall. Catarrh Cure is taken internally,
acting directly upon the blood and mu-
cous surfaces of the system Testimonials
sent free. Price Is cents per bottle. Sold
rake Hai1s Family Pills for constipation.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1916-12-07
Teachers Examinations

Notice is hereby given that the County
Superintendent OF Hood River County,
Oregon, will hold the regular examina-
tion of applicants for State Certificates
at Hood River High School Building, as
follows:
Commencing Wednesday, December
20, 1915, at 8 100 a. M, and continuing
until Saturday, December %, 1916, at
4 100 O'Clock p. m.
Wednesday Forenoon-U. S. History,
Writing, Penmanship, Music, Drawing.
Wednesday Afternoon - Physiology,
Reading, Manual Training, Composition
Domestic Science, Methods in Reading,
Course OF Study for Drawing, Methods
in Arithmetic.
Thursday Forenoon-Arithmetic, His
tory of Education, Psychology, Methods
in Geography, Mechanical Drawing, Do
mestic Art, Course of Study for Domes-
tic Art.
Thursday Afternoon-Grammar, Geo.
graphy, Stenography, American Litera-
ture, Physics, Typewriting, Methods in
Language. Thesis for Primary Certificate
Friday Forenoon-Theory and Prac-
tice, Orthography, Physical Geography,
English Literature, Chemistry, Physi-
cal Culture.
Friday Afternoon-School Law, Geo
Iogy, Algebra, Civil Government.
Saturnay Forenoon-Geometry, Botany
Saturday Afternoon-General History
Bookkeeping.
Very truly yours,
L. B. GIBSON,
EonnAx Snr,k Of Snhnolc
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1916-12-07
Real Estate Transfers

data furnished by the Hood River
Abstract & Investment CO..
Melissa G. Coons to W. D. Rogers
and wife, lot 5. blk 2, Stranahan's first
addition.
Woods Grocery Co. to r. l.. Sabin,
trustee. lots !, 5 and 8, blk !. town of
Odell.
Mary J. Sidney and husband to Wal.
ter E. Davis, 10 acres near Fir.
Grace A. Ingram and husband to
Charles T. Rawson, so acres in Upper
Valley.
"Buy Furniture for Christmas. f.
A. Franz Co.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1916-12-07
At Gem next Monday and Tuesday

County Clerk Shoemaker. Judge
stanton and Commissioners Hawkes.
and Hannum will attend the annual
state convention of county officers to
be held in Portland next week.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1916-12-07
FINS, FURS AND FEATHERS
Alva Day spent Thanksgiving on the
Columbia sloughs hunting mallards.

Sol. j. Spear, one of the Hood River
Game Protective Associations most
enthusiastic and active members, has
spent several mornings recently duck
shooting on the Columbia sloughs.