The evening world. [volume] (New York, N.Y.) 1887-1931, 1916-05-06
feet. and tho minute I s,ts you where

through the brush. How you fechn'.
ma'am7" to Helen. II expect you're
about beat"
Sorry to disappoint you, Uncle Bill,
but I'm not You tried so hard to
keep mo from coming I don't think
I'd tell you II | was"
you wouldn't have to-I reckon I'll
ind Il out before we'd gone far Two
noticed that when a lady IL tired or
where did you learn 30 much
about women?"
rive picked up considerable knowi-
edge OF the female disposition from
wrangln' dudes. A bald-face bear
with cubs Is a regular streak OF sun
shine compared to a lady .dudo I had
or hungry. or otherwise on the peck.
Her and me got feelin' pretty hos tic
toward each other Tore we quit.
81 didn't 80 much mind packin'
warm water mornin's for her to wash
her face, or buttonin' her waist up tho
back. or changin' her stirrups every
few miles or gcttin' on to see II 1t was
a fly on her horses stummick that
made him switch MS tail. Out got 80
weak couldn't hardly set In the sad
die from answerin' questions ana Try
In to laugh mt her Jokes
"'Say,' says she, amt you got no
sense Of humorT after I'd let out
somcthln' between a groan and a
| saueal, 4 had l says, 'till I was shot
in the head Shot In tho head! why
didn't IL Kill youY The bullet struck
a bolt. mn'an, and glanced on We
rode seven hours that day without
| time I had. Dudin' wouldn't be a bad
business" Uncle Bill added iudicinlly,
80 a. wercn't for nnswerin' auestions
| ona ,,.,cn,n' IN their second hand
| Iokcs Generally they're smart poo-
| ,,io whom thoy'ro on their homo range
and sometimes they turns out good
Sricnds."
., a. u,,,-sou. 1.,.r .,vso.,.a
| Like opuraeh' e'e" '"ss'S''u
mischevousiy' MI. -. - ..
Spurdel,' he o.u nun eys
Diazeu ana no larIS !u"'peu " .s"
sound OF the name amt pIoou-
thirsty ana ! never pore inc IepuI-
non. but ! haa khowcu 10 "uCn
about that teher 40 khow now no
slept In thAs tners sno"-o"hk u"o'
spring.
You Know. maam uncle BIZ
went on solemniy WINE ne cast an
eye pack UP the tran tor Durt. wno
had fallen behind wnen a ieIer = =
- !.
or a dream that ne oreahs OF wnat
he'd do II nc got rlcn. something's i.s
hhnRerih 70 tra'el, or DO Sato
Senator. or nave whoio puhch OF
Danahnys nahBih UP IN IN" mousse
Us ohct. ! khoweu an oid re.or thut
died pin1n TOT q prlIed iops'er WIN
his last breath; since l read that
piece ABOUT sopplh OUT my srhitud
on sprudems proaa chest lts woko
I'm
sits ABOUT three ringers OF cyahiue
from the bucket o. biood unaer my
belt l sees pictures or myseiI s,ttln
money ehough toBethcr 10 20 oack
70 bnrues''L,e. mummy anu hon
MIN every day. reg lar. or Jest az
often as l KIN pay my zine. git
Wasneu w. anu Ioca.e nun oSih'
oncIe flh noued reiIoC,'veiy'
,u,,n TINS aeai WIN IN soeS tm nu 81
wlthout any hltcn "a or 10 DC uoio 70
Star. ABOUT the I!rst OF tne MONTH .,
When you se. ., .h'0ugn WIN nun;
heIeh musheu, "a Ie'Iew tue pook
nes pupIislhns az n,s own enp.nso'
He.c comes NIT puf'' oo 'ooAs A"S
ness pianns IeMeg nre ncver ay
Boou Oh ioot, chc'o i,iiL co"ii'cmteu
Us purt causm. up. Npw' 10 burt
anu HeIen; jest ho'o TINS war
nos1 o.h "e you W. 8" o'
u"r NV" .neros nus as"'i
ncro vas sa6cfhees 'n ourts
WV as no ,,,,n ,o ,.v =. .,
ING 10 hnn' ivoN NJ MN
o.Ioro no hnVms Mou" here; n'
s 'o.s " o., moW no ~"
uoes " pass wv u'no. ,. a.,
nopI az my you won net.h MN :
~ .n' niiuo y. WIZ Irn az, ~
VII, " dr,S,, u IT'S ,hn
t ~ ,"o
winter t"ehly mics from heisnoor
- "uou, tno NUS u'oepn nv ,
XIV; iln mus. oo so,'usn" soh
V Vir '",n ', 80, az no mo'um -, 20
~ ~ "i'o' A." u"'N uhuor LILO
l"o .,, H. Observation-Disclosures,
III ." .u ~ ss, iioI."
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-nsIis. III - ni'a ,u ~ ! near u''
' a., VI nr,, spo,' AZ o., h y, 'a y, ~
,, nu' iluJ, nnu not nru'u' IN Son,-
100 aoa""o' IN, a,,, 90 n'a w. ~.
80 49,. 49, 49, hs ~" g. 90
~" w, ~ 80 49, "'s III, go
c,,oon 80. gu" '"'
Wh1n ne nnd rhouSht OF Bruce ~
was always as NJ ma seen MN mat
a'y throusn thS willow OF tnc pruirlo
,ancn house.n,s neau th,1"n phck
Im st.oporh uenancn, ms piack eyes
tuil OF w 'ea's oi ch',aisn unssr anu
nurt prluc, running paretooteu ana