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The county record. [volume] (Kingstree, S.C.) 1885-1975, 1916-12-28
DEFENDS OUR SOLDIERS.
MIR. II. A. Miller Replies to "POoI
Conrad's" Communication.

WI. us "A. allASE NSpAzSo ~ o"A
Conrad's" Commune a ton.
Editor County Record:
take this method to defend the
boys on the border, especially those
from Kingstree and Williamsburg
county,in the attack made by Poor
Conrad" in his communication in
The County Record, wherein he at
tempts to define what it takes to
make a good soldier or here.
In my opinion. Poor Conrad" cer-
tainly has poor opirion of the boys
we sent to the border when our Pres
ident and flag called for volunteers.
1t is true that they had the good
fortune to get turkey and cake for
Thanksgiving dinner and we hope
they were so fortunate as to get it
also for their Christmas dinner, for
they have teen used to it at home
when it could be afforded. Their
feasting on turkey and cake does not
signify that they would not make
good soldiers in time of battle. And
why should they be deprived OF
these luxuries when there is no ne
cessity for it, nor do the exigencles
of the service require that they fore.
90 them. If Poor Conrad" will take
the trouble to investigate, he will
find that the United States army and
navy regulations provide for turkey
or other fowl as a part of the meat
ration allowed the enlisted personnel,
a2d this is usually served on such
occasions as Washington's birthday.
Fourth of July, Thanksgiving and
Christmas when obtainable. Now,
if Uncle Sam did not know that his
men could eat turkey and cake and
be just as good fighters. why, then
he would give them corn bread and
water and such other delicacles as
Poor Conrad" would have themget.
If it takes corn bread and water
and beef dragged through mud anc
chopped with an axe to make good
soldiers and heroes, the German ha!;
ser would doubtless appreciate it if
Poor Conrad" would tell him how
to feed his army, that the men
might make better soldiers than
they are.
venture a guess that if the Mex
leans crossed the border, our boys.
after eating turkey and cake and be-
ing perfumed, would not run like a
turkey gobbler. but would give as
good account of themselves as any
Confederate soldier would have cone
after feasting on corn bread, drink
ing out of pint cup and having his
beef dragged through the mud and
cut with an axe.
Poor Conrad" reminds me of
Rip van Winkle. He has been asleep
for fifty years or more and forgets
that conditions have changed. Since
he has been to war we have perfect
telephone and telegraph systems,
aeroplanes, submarines, steel-clad
battleships and guns big enough for
him to crawl through.
Respectfully,
H A MILLER.
The county record. [volume] (Kingstree, S.C.) 1885-1975, 1916-12-28
Lax.Fos, A Mild, Effective Laxative & Liver Tonic
Does Not Gripe nor Disturb the Stomach.

In addition to other properties, L Lax-Fos
contains Cascara in acceptable form, a
stimulating Laxative and Tonic. Lax-Fos
acts effectively and does not gripe nor
disturb stomach. At the same time, it aids
digestion, arouses the liver and secretions
and restores the healthy functions. e0c.
The county record. [volume] (Kingstree, S.C.) 1885-1975, 1916-12-28

Charity begins with forgetfuIness
of injuries, and ends with remem-
brances to grant favors.
The county record. [volume] (Kingstree, S.C.) 1885-1975, 1916-12-28
Good iCp CGnSlipatit

Chambcrlain's Tablets : excel
mt for constipation. ey are
J .eaSant to take and mild nd gen
tlein effect. Obtainablc ev, .ywherc.
The county record. [volume] (Kingstree, S.C.) 1885-1975, 1916-12-28

VIII arrive Jan 5 at the Truluck-
Cook stables, car of we'll bred Ken
tucky horses and mules. Give US a
cf Il and save money.
The county record. [volume] (Kingstree, S.C.) 1885-1975, 1916-12-28

The man who is satisfied with petty
successes will never achieve great
ones
The county record. [volume] (Kingstree, S.C.) 1885-1975, 1916-12-28

A womans life is never the same
after severe disappointment in love
The county record. [volume] (Kingstree, S.C.) 1885-1975, 1916-12-28

The average man practices econ
omy in life when the supply of life
is given out.
The county record. [volume] (Kingstree, S.C.) 1885-1975, 1916-12-28
of the place

When hope keeps pac. with love
the race is nearly won.
The county record. [volume] (Kingstree, S.C.) 1885-1975, 1916-12-28

\ lFORE than a mill
NJ ion women use
= u Hoosier Kitchen
Cabinets. For seven
teen years Hoosiers have
grown in convenience
and popularity until the
name "Hoosier" stands
throughout America as
the last word in kitchen
convenience.
No matter what kind
ofkitchen appliances you
now have--whether elab-
crate built-in cupboards
or simple kitchen Ia
bles-the Hoosier Cabi-
net will save you miles
of steps. The first day
you use it you will be de-
lighted at the ease with
which you get through
your work.
1t not only combines a
big food supply pantry
with a tool and utensil
cupboard around a large
sanitary table-but even
more, it gives you at
your fingers ends doz-
ems of special conven-
fences which make your
work move swiftly.
The county record. [volume] (Kingstree, S.C.) 1885-1975, 1916-12-28

effectively carried out with colored
candles. The guests were met at the
door by Miss Essie Blakely and Mrs
A & Swails and ushered intc the par
lor by Mesdames w w Holiday and
r J McCabe and introduced to the
receiving line, composed Of the en-
tire bridal party. In the hall, punch
was served by Misses Ada and Lula
Brockington. The guests were then
invited into the dining room by Mrs
B W Butler, where a salad course,
followed by black coffee, cake and
mints, was served by Misses Claudia
Jones, Madge BlaHely and Helen and
Margaret Daniel. The brides table
was laid with cluny cover. Stream
ers of red tulIe extended from the
chandelier to the four corners Of the
table. The brides cake, which was
beautifully and elaborately decorat-
ed, the icing forming heart con-
tanning B-W, made a charming CEN
terpiece. Much merriment was
caused by the cutting of this cake in
searching for the thimble, ring and
dime. Many beautiful anG useful
gifts were displayed in the library.
The brides travelling suit was of
midnight blue chiffon broadcloth
with ivory shoes and gloves AID lat
of gold cloth. On de.cenuing the
The day book. [volume] (Chicago, Ill.) 1911-1917, 1916-08-30

want to get a referendum vote in
Chicago in April, if possible, is the
inside tip now given. Meanwhile
the "wets" are lining I'D their forces
to counteract the "drys."
The wet leaders accuse Mayor
Thompson of aiding the Prohibition
lists by the jam he's gotten into by
the Sunday closing law. They say
that all the talk Of Sunday VIOLA
lions printed in the newspaper, par
ticularly the Herald and Tribune, has
disgusted a lot of temperate liberals,
who may line up with the "drys."
The United Societies, the liquor deal
'ers and the breweries are busily pre-
pairing for the fight,
The day book. [volume] (Chicago, Ill.) 1911-1917, 1916-08-30

FREIGHT HANDLERS DEMAND
FAIR DEAL OR STRIKE
If the railroads Of Chicago won't
give their freight handlers a square
deal, then they, will have to endure
a general strike Of the handlers.
More than 1000 union freight han
dlers met at Hodcarriers' hall last
night and enthusiastically voted for
a general strike this afternoon I'M
less the railroads meet the demands
Of the union, which is only that rep
resentatives of the union be per-
mitted to collect union dues from the
men on company property at periods
when. the men are not working.
The Monon is the only road that
has signed up with the union. About
5000 freight handlers are in the
union, union leaders say.
At an enthusiastic meeting held at
515 S. Halsted st. this morning the
men reiterated their intention to call
a general strike unless the railroads
granted their demands, which in
volve neither shortening of hours nor
an increase in wages.
Two hundred freight handlers of
the 500 line Joined the strike this
morning and strike orders have been
issued against the Lake Shore, st.
Paul, Rock Island, Great Western
andI. c. Orders against every other
road will shortly follow unless de-
mands are met.
That the roads regard the freight
handlers strike as a serious thing
became evident to day when A. ].
Earring, pres. of the St. Paul road,
sent word from Washington that he
was hurrying here to take personal
charge of the situation for his road,
while A. S. Smith, pres. of the New
York Central lines, has a personal
representative on the way here.
The Burlington road today import
ed so strikebreakers from Omaha.
The day book. [volume] (Chicago, Ill.) 1911-1917, 1916-08-30
EASTERN RAILWAYS PREPARE
FOR LONG STRIKE

. New York, Aug. 30.-Eastern rail-
roads are preparing for a long siege
in event the general strike of the big
four brotherhoods goes into effect
Monday, as theatened.
1t was learned today that cities,
towns and country districts have
been combed for mechanics, men
who can serve as brakemen, conduc-
tors and yardmen, and even station
airy engineers have been enlisted.
The entire Office force Of the New
York Central-numbering upward of
4,OO0-may- be used in various ca
pacities.
The day book. [volume] (Chicago, Ill.) 1911-1917, 1916-08-30

COMPULSORY ARBITRATION is
IMPOSSIBLE, SAYS CUMMlNS
Washington, August Ex-senator
Cummins today in a senate speech
denounced "sO-called compulsory ar
bitration" as an impossibility. There
is no power, he said, in which federal
or state governments can force men
to work when they do not-want to.
This, he said, would be the case I'M
der any actual compulsory arbitra-
ton law The fifth and thirteenth
amendments to the constitution, he
said, would prevent operation of such
proposed laws.
-O-Q-
Peter KribIes, 1886 Archer aV., lost
$500 to- pickpookets.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1916-04-20

graph of the Sussex in the London
Graphic.
Departments cOmment-This sketch
apparently was made from memory OF
an observation of the vessel through n
neriscope. AS the only differences noted
nv the commander, who relied on his
memory, were the position of the
smokestack, and the shape of the stern.
IN is to be presumed the vessels were
similar in other respects.
she Was sunk by German Submarine
"G-No other German submarines on
that day attacked steamers in that 10
cality.
sci is reported to have been torpedoed
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1916-04-20

and there is no statement that it came
10 the surface after the attack
"Department's comment-The conclu'
sion was reached that the submarine
was submerged from the fact that no
one on the Sussex saw submarine
though the weather was fine.
"E-No warning was given and no
attempt was made to give one, since IL
is not mentioned.
DEPARTMENTS COmment-The eNl-
dence collected shows, affirmatively no
warning was given.
sketch Made From Memory.
"A spetch by the submarine COM
mander of the steamer which he tor
pedoed does not agree with photo
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1916-04-20

John Wanamaker, the merchant
prince" maintains a college in counec-
ton with his immense store in Phila-
delphia.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1916-04-20

without warning by a submerged sub
marine other than the Sussex IL is be-
yond question that the vessel was tor
pedoed by the submarine whose COM
manders report is relied upon in the
note of April 10"
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1916-04-20

Mexican rents a specially. Phi. 1904
ADV.
Hot Cross Buns, 15c per dozen.
Purity Baking CO.-Adv.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1916-04-20

under instructions from my govern
ment, the following reply to your ex-
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1916-04-20

"C-The torpedo, when it struck,
caused an explosion which tore away
the whole foreship up to the bridge.
Departments comment-The fore
part of the Sussex was wrecked as far
back as the first watertight bulkhead.
according to the official reports.
Submarine Submerged.
'D-The German submarine was sub
merged when the torpedo was LAUGHED
The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1916-02-05
.Wert me iron that was immune to
destruction by rust"
Writer'S Remarkable Dream.
ROGERS ORCHESTRA

A well-known English writer was
sitting up late writing something he
much wished to finish. Suddenly some
one came into the room and an.
nounced that he was called to go to
Manchester. He went out and packed
his bag, and went to the city, where
he stayed several days and saw in
Vulnerable people. He returned in
due course and transacted a lot of
business in town, and actually con.
tracted for and started new book.
Yet when he woke with start and
found it was all a dream, the ink of
the last word he had written was not
dry.
The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1916-02-05
To Remain Unsettled.

Engineers say that among the
Things that will never be settled are
the following: Whether a long screw.
driver is better than a short one of
the same family; whether water
wheels run faster at night than they
do In the daytime; the best way to
harden steel; which side of the belt
should run next the pulley. and the
right way to lace belts.
The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1916-02-05
Telling Fresh Euus.

To ascertain the freshness Of an
egg without breaking. hold it before
strong light and look directly
through the shell. II the yolk ap-
pears round, and the white surround.
ing 1t clear, the chances are that the
egg is fresh. Or drop it into water;
II the egg sinks quickly and remains
at the bottom il is in all probability
fresh, but if it stands on end 1t ii
doubtful, and quite bad If it floats.
The shell Of a fresh egg looks dull,
while that OF a stale one is glossy.
The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1916-02-05
SATURDAY, FEBRUARY 10.

1000 a. m.-Bible Hour, "The Bibles Ideals of
Character" Kerr Boyce Upper d. D., LII. d.
100 a. ma Chautauqua Outlook" Superin-
tendent c. Rucker Adams.
80 p. m.-Junor Chautauqua Closing on Play
ground, Grace Lamkin-Given.
500 p. m.-Orchestral Concert Rogers Gosh
Orchestra.
$3.50 p. m.-Grand Pageant. Members of Jun
ior Chautauqua directed by Grace Lamkin-
Given assisted by Orchestra and Helpers.
2:45 p. m.-Grand Orchestral Concert, present
ing Solos, Duets Orchestral numbers and
musical varieties. Two hours of great mu-
steal treat. Rogers Goshen Orchestra.
The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1916-02-05

L.
When the Chautauqua's former president
resigned last season one of Lakeland's busiest
in the interests of the town and state was
selected his successor, and H. ]. Drane finds
time to further the interests of the local Chau.
tauqua in every way possible by serving as pres
ident His position as a leader serves well to
promise success. His official helpers are:
First Vice-President-Rev L.. d. Lowe
Second Vice-President-Rev. Wallace Wear
Aids-F. H. Callahan, H. L. veach W. H
Pugh, w. H. Steinmeyer.
Treasurer. d. Bryan.
Secretary-G. c. Rogan.
superintendent Rucker Adams
Guarantors-J.L. Skipper M. F. Hethering
ton, r. w. Weaver Wilson Hardware Company
N. A. higgins, Drs Hanna, G. M. Wright, L. F.
Henley, VIM. Steitz, L. w. Yarnell, Guy w.
Toph, c. M. Clayton, A. X Erickson, H. D. Bias
sett, G. w. Mershon, A. F. Packard, w. C. Nor
vel, w. X. Jackson o. NJ Eaton. Rev. F. H.
Callahan. Rev. Wallace Wear. w. F. Hallam
Lakeland Auto Company. ]. F. Council H. j.
Drane, F. D. Bryan c. c. Rogan.
No true Chautauqua hasA ever been CONNER.
cialized. 1t is an educational movement and
not project for money making 1t has never
been the aim of Lakeland's Chautauqua Asso.
citation to more than meet the expenses, as
every dollar received has been used to give the
people the best program possible.
The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1916-02-05
SUNDAY, FEBRUARY 20.

800 p. m.-Chautauqua Vesper Srvices, Supt
c. Rucker Adams in charge Ministers Of
each city church invited to the platform. Sa
cred Concert, Rogers Goshen Orchestra
Scripture reading and devotionals, ministers
of city. Offertory and Silver Offering. Ad
dress, subject selected Mrs. Leonora NJ
Lake. Closing words and Goodbyes for
1916, President H. J. Drane and others
Plans for 1917 Supt. C. Rucker Adams
Doxology and Benediction
The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1916-02-05
Ink Eradicator,

A very good way to remove ink
stains from cloth is to wash them
with boiled rice. Rub the rice on the
stains, as you may soap. and wash
with clear water. If the first applica-
tion does not complete the cure repeat
the process It usually works like
magic, ever U stains are perfectly
dry.
The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1916-02-05
The Canal

When man first saw the camel. hs
was 30 frightened at his vast size that
he fed away. After a time. perceiv.
ing the meekness and gentleness of
his temper. he summoned courage
enough to approach him. Soon after.
wards, observing that he was an an.
imal altogether deficient in spirit. hs
assumed such boldress as to put a
bride IN his mouth. sad to set a child
10 drive him. Use serves to overcome
10 I'd From Aesop's Fables.
The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1916-02-05
He Knew Jenkins.

Mrs. Brown-Josiah. am afraid
Johnny has caught the measles. He's
been playing with those Jenkins chill.
dren.
Mr.. Brown-lf the children are any.
thing like old Jenkins, Maria, they
won't give Johnny the measles or any
thing else without q mortgage and
eight per cent.
The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1916-02-05

lgME1J c. Rucker Adams, superintendent
magnificent program of superior attractions will
uphold the usual high standard of work pre-
scented to Lakeland's appreciative people.
The late census of Lakeland shows that
since the first Chautauqua Assembly was held
here in 1911 the town has more than doubled IN
population; with no deterioration in the quail
ity of its citizenship the standard OF the pres
ent Chautauqua program has been held to the
high point which will please Lakeland's pro-
pressive people, that the educational advance
ment may keep pace with other lines inc
best known teachers, thinkers philosophers and
statesmen, with the best musicians, readers, and
entertainers occupy prominent places here, and
present advanced ideas for the uplift Of the peo-
pie
True Chautauqua is more than entertain
ment 1t is studious attention to advanced ed
ucational forces presented in the most enter
tanning manner by the nations greatest scholars
and brought thus to the range of all people.
Founded upon the Bible Study this program
presents several of the foremost teachers of
Bible literary and spiritual life Without these
no assembly be called Chuatauqua under
Bishop vincent's plan. The close touch with
the Mother Chautauqua" through her own rep
resentative is obtained, and real chautauqua
plans advanced.
The Chautauqua is not UNCONVENTIONAL, polit-
ical, or sectarian but has we'll been called THE
PEOPLES COLLEGE" and as such develops
the full man, mentally morally, socially and
physically. Realizing that the progress of these
times demands progress this programs only
those people who keep abreast with the advance
ments of the times and present their special
lines of thought through the most approved and
popular channels. be it musical, readings, enter
tainments, artistic drawing and modelling, or
lectures. Each in its line is entertaining and
pleasing to all.
AS a loyal citizen of Lakeland you are
asked to cooperate with this Association and
c. Rucker Adams as Superintendent, that this
may be the best Chautauqua Assembly Lakeland
has enjoyed.
The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1916-02-05
TUESDAY, FEBRUARY is.

1000 a. m-Bible Hour "How We Got Our
Bible" Dr. Luther Little.
HOO a. m-Health Hour Human Models"
Mrs. c. Rucker Adams
2:45 p. m.-Prelude Concert, Boston Lyrics.
3:15 p. m-Lecture, american and Her Master
Passion" James H. Shaw.
3:15 p. m-Junior Chautauqua on Playground,
Grace Lampkin-Given.
500 p. m.-Concert, presenting varied pro-
gram of musical numbers, readings, cartoons
and the very peculiar musical instrument,
the Marybaphone, Boston Lyrics.
$3.50 p. m.-Address. HON. WIN. JENNINGS
BRYAN
The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1916-02-05
FRIDAY, FEBRUARY is.

1000 a. m-Bible Hour, San Old Love Story"
DR.. C. o. Woodward.
100 a. m.-Chautauqua Hour, Novels, Good
and Bad" Mrs. Ida B. Cole.
2:45 p. m.-Grand Concert; Martha Brockway
Gale. Lou Bryan, Albert Gale and Preston
Reed, forming the Gretna Party in Concert
This party presents String Trios, Violin So
los, Readings, Cello Duets. Volcal Solos and
Instrumental Quartetts. with elaborate cos
tunes and scenery.
400 p. nc. l.. S. c. Hour. Each one who has
ever read any of the c. l.. s. C. course is
The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1916-02-05
Waves Tremendous Force.

The Donnet Head lighthouse. the
windows of which are 800 feet above
the high water, occasionally has its
glasses broken by stones hurled by the
waves from the cliff on which 1t
stands.
The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1916-02-05

"0"fuH 80 anyway. JACK, W. y
got to take Lieschen."
"Lieschen's solid company might OBJ
leet, said Mr.. Pomeroy. However,
I'm game to give up the tickets and
carriage if you'll let me stay here"
Splendid!" said Miss Elizabeth.
Wen send them off happy"
so that is how Lieschen and her
young man went to hear Sembrich in
style.
The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1916-02-05
Capital Offences.

You are opposed to capita
fshment?" yes; even in its u
form. I don't even approve
writer's and speakers who begin
other sentence with a capital /
The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1916-02-05
SHOWING His Ignorance.

What on earth are you doing?" de-
manded the indignant dining-car CON.
ductor of the novice waiter; serving
soup on straight track? Why don't
you wait till we strike curve? You
Mt know the first principles of rail-
ding Puck.
The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1916-02-05

"She is beautiful and innocent"
And you are beautiful and-and
wonderful. You have taught me that
a man can find in one woman beauty
and goodness and brains. II had
not known you l might have contin-
ued to love Stella as a symbol of
goodness"
You would have become less sor-
did, more ambitious for the higher
things of life? If woman can give
to a man that influence, she has done
for him the greatest service that love
can suggest. By that gift she proves
her devotion. You will marry Stella"
The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1916-02-05
Heart BesSB IndiyidusIIstlc

An English tcientist believes there
Is an individuality in heart beats affect
ing the handspring to such a degree
that- 1t can he identified when the
writing is mag-ifsd.
The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1916-02-05

Enouoh on Hs,N

Mamma" said fous-years
gle. who had been assigned the q
rocking the cradle containing bel
brother, IF the angels have any
kids to give away, don't you take
The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1916-02-05
Try This. Dauohters.

Papa-"Why, hang 1t, girl. th
low only earns nine dollars a '
Pleading Daughter-"Yes; but,
dear, a week passes so quickly
YOU'RE fond Of one rzJrn=>
The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1916-02-05
Little to Worry About.

Investigation by the geological sur.
vsy Of the erosion of drainage basis
proves that the surface of the coun-
ny lie being worn away at the rate of
about an inch In $50 wears.
The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1916-02-05
MONDAY, FEBRUARY IA.

1000 a. m:-Bible Hour, Supreme Hours" DR..
Luther Little. All ministers of the city are
urged to be present.
1900 a. m.-Health Hour, Approved Workman
ship" Mrs. c. Rucker Adams.
2:45 p. m-Prelude Concert Boston Lyrics;
Bertha Wells, Reader; Carolyn Jordan, Pi-
anist; Flavel r. Jordan, Cartoonist and In
strumentalist.
3:15 p. m.-Lecture, "The Eyes of the World"
Dr. Luther Little
4:30 p. m.--Junior Chautauqua Organization.
500 p. m-Prelude Concert, Boston Lyrics.
$50 p. Mart Lecture From the Eyebrows
Up, illustrated by cartoons, clay modelling
and pianologues, Ross Crane.
The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1916-02-05
Wise SaYina.

There is more truth than humor in
the saving of 3ildad that the hest way
to keep your word is not tc ry T.