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The Jasper news., 1916-04-13
The Aches of House Cleaning

The pain and soreness caused by
bruises, over-eXertion and straining
during house cleaning time are soothed
away by Sioan's Liniment. No need to
suffer this agony. Just apply Sloan's
Liniment to the sore spots, rub only n
little. In short time the pain leaves
you. rest comfortably aud enjoy re-.
freshing sleep. One grateful user
writes: "Sloan's Eminent is worth its
weight in gold.' Keepa bottle on hand.
use it against all Soreness. Neuralgia
and bruises, Kills pain. 25c. at Fl. F.
Pitts.
The Jasper news., 1916-04-13
Motor Car Makers to Fight "Oil
Trust.'

Automobile manufacturers con-
nected with the National Auto
mobile Chamber of c mmerce say
they would incorporate company
to make gasoline on a large scale.
The announcement came as an
unexpected development arising
from the nation. wide complaint as
to the price of gasoline, although
it was knoWn that the manufacture
ers had begun an inquiry y into the
gasoline situation.
Plans, it WAS said already we're
matured and in few days incor-
poration papers will be- fled at
Albany The capital will be from
S5,ooo.oo TO $4,000 900. The
money needed to carry out the pro-
ject will he raised by automobile
and motorboat makers and manu-
factuTeIs of stationary gasoline
engines.
The purpose of the corporation
will be:
ITO produce gasoline, kerosine.
lubricating oil and other petroleum
products to demonstrate that gas
oline can be produced and sold at
a profit at a price lower than that
now prevailing and within the
means of users of automobiles and
motorboats."
Concerned are Alfred Reeves.
general manager Of the National
Automobile Chamber of Commerce
S A. Mides, manager Of the New
York and Chicago automobile
shows, and John a. Royal, for
many years Identified with the
production of gasoline
The Jasper news., 1916-04-13
Better to Sell Cream.

Some farmers are churning but
ter and selling it for less than they
would receive from The sale of the
cream which is used in making
butter. Professor C. H. Eckles of
the Missouri College of Agriculture
points out three very good reasons
why it is to the advantage of the
Missouri farmer to sell cream ratt.
er than to make butter to be sold
at the local store
1. Selling creamiineans less work
for the women than making butter.
2. The cream will nearly alway S
bring as much as the butter, and
often considerably more
3 The cream buyer offers a
market for any quantity of cream
at any time.
Any system that will tighten the
duties of the woman on the farm
without decreasing he income
should certainly be adopted
When cream is sold all that is nee
essary is to see that the cream is
cooled after being separated and
to take it along to town twice q
week in winter and three times in
summer.
1t may be that a few farmers
wives will find special customers
that will take the butter at price
equal to that secured for cream,
but that does not apply to many.
Even then surplus, butter may be
left on hand at times. Again there
may not be enough to supply the
customers and dissatisfaction will
result. When selling cream these
troubles do not come to annoy.
Any quantity, much or little, can
be sold to the cream buyer at any
time and cash received on the spot.
AS a rule, unless the home made
butter can be sold at an average
price of IS cents or more the year
around, the income will be about
the same but large amount of
work will be saved, by selling the
cream, If the farmer does not
own a cream separator he should
get one if 4 COWS or more are milk
ed. A machine will more than pay
for itself within year when ten
cows are kept by the additional
butter fat saved. Four COWS with
a separator will make as much
butter as five of the same grade
without separator. The fifth one
represents the loss in butter fat in
the skinned milk.
The Jasper news., 1916-04-13

Il prominent druggist of Memphis says:
Much sickness could ana would be
prevented if the people wOIll only re-
member that constipation is one of the
first causes. AS IL reminder, would
suggest the slogan.
"'RcXall Ordcrics, the laxative tab
let with the pleasant taste
Il suggest ReXall Orderlies as know
their formula and believe they are the
best remedy for relieving constipation.
They can be used by men, women or
children
We have the exclusive selling rights for
this great laxative.
H. F. PITTS
The Jasper news., 1916-04-13
H. F. PITTS
THE REXALL STORE.
In the Days Of Youth.

."Childrens affairs become important
the moment an adult discusses them
in their presence. Questions of lying,
deceit, morality, self-defense and the
like should never be taken up in ad-
vance of the need. The Boston woman
who told her children never to put
beans in their ears which they
promptly did, is sure to understand
me. Experimental lies start in this
way, and gain great headway, for the
parent who anticipates them is always
on the lookout and is generally re-
warded. d."-Exchange.
The Jasper news., 1916-04-13
Daily Thounht.

Let not things future trouble thee
For if necessity SO require that they
come to pass thou shalt whenever
that isl be provided for them with the
same reason. by which whatsoever is
now present is made both tolerable
and acceptable with thee.-NIarcus
Aurelius.
The Jasper news., 1916-04-13
Optimism.

The spirit which is whole has no
room for the suffering Of fear. 1t can
meet life and do battle with 1t cheer
fully; work and friendship and the
daily round of events fill it to the ex-
clusion Of all phantoms; 1t is a Joy
to overcome obstacles, to right mis-
takes and to endure hardships in the
hope Of better days to come.
The Jasper news., 1916-04-13
Words That Live.

1t was Baxter, chaplain in Oliver
Cromwell's army, author of THE
Saints Rest" and other books, who
dug up from an obscure seventeenth
century writer. Rupertus Meldehius,
and made current coin these golden
words IN essentials, unity; in non
essentials, liberty; and in both, char
ity."
The Jasper news., 1916-04-13
Competition.
skies

Competition begins in the school
room, when each child is made to feel
the honor of being at the head of his
class. Only the one who knows the
lessons best can go to the head of the
class. Those who fail descend the
line one by one, until the one who has
made the worst mistakes rests at tho
bottom.
The Jasper news., 1916-04-13
The Rude Thinq.

The Colorado man, who was kissed
on the mouth by wild but entirely
congenial bear as he was crawling into
cave, got mad, he did, ran back for
his gun and shot the brute, demon
strating the futility of trying to trifle
with his manly affections.
The Jasper news., 1916-04-13
Har5orir1 Pain.

A Japanese prOVe-b says: when
you take poison, don't lick the plate"
How much happier i place the world
would be if that advice were taken!
The principal reason the lower ami
mails suffer less than man is that they
do not think about their sufierings.-
Harper's Weekly.
The Jasper news., 1916-04-13
Some Men Arc That Mean.

Some men would almost welcome
an earthquake or an explosion" said
Uncle Eben, "foh de sake of thinkin'
bout how It 'ud scare up some folks
dey don't like"
The Jasper news., 1916-04-13
Good Bluff.

Not every man can own an auto, but
every man can go about deploring the
price of gasoline and letting owners
draw their own onclusions.-Milwau
kee Journal.
The Jasper news., 1916-04-13

The News is the best advertising
medium for stock breeders in this COM
munity. We reach more farm homes
in this section of Jasper and Barton
Counties than any other paper pub
lished.
The Jasper news., 1916-04-13
Avoid This.

We often discard the wrong cards,
and sometimes 1t happens that way
with friendships.-Kansas City Jour
nal |
New Ulm review., 1916-09-06
COMB SAGE TEA IN
FADED Oh j? G GRAY HAIR
If Mixed with Sulphur it Darkens
so Naturally Nobody
!s,Assx,7a can Tell.

Grandmother kept her hair beautifully
darkened, glossy and attractive with a
brew of Sage Tea and Sulphur. When.
ever her hair took on that dull, faded or
streaked appearance, this simple mixture
was applied with wonderful effect. By
asking at any drug store for 'fWyeth's 8
Sage and Sulphur Compound" you will
get large bottle of this old-time recipe,
improved by the addition of other ingred-
tents, all ready to use, for about so cents.
This simple mixture can be depended
upon to restore natural color and beauty
to the hair. .--...~..-.'
q \ well.kn6wn downtown druggist says
everybody uses Wyeth's Sage and Sui
phur Compound now because it darkens
so naturally and evenly that nobody can
tell it has been applied so easy to
use, too. You simply dampen comb or
soft brush and draw it through your hair,
taking one strand at a time. By morning
the gray hair disappears; after another
application or two, it is restored to its
natural color and looks glossy, soft and
beautiful. This preparation is delight
full toilet requisite. 1t is not intended for
the cure, mitigation or prevention of dis.
ease,
New Ulm review., 1916-09-06
BROTHER OF JUDGE OLSON DIES

After being seriously ill for some time
Peter E. Olsen passed away at the st.
Paul hospital in St. Paul last Tuesday
morning at 1880 o'clock at the age OF
fifty-one years.
Peter E. Olsen was one of the well
known and influential farmers of Nicollet
county. He resided on section 81 in
Lake Prairie. He was born in St. Peter
December IA, 1865, and was the son of
Matthias and Martha (Smeby) Olsen.
He received his education in the district
schools of Lake Prairie, and later was a
student at Gustavus Adolphus college
in this city. He lived at home with his
mother and father until he was about
twenty years of age, when he decided to
start lie on his own means. He rented
two hundred and forty acres of land from
his father, which he worked for thirteen
years. His father died in 1896 and after
his mothers death in 1909 he purchased
the interests OF the other heirs, and having
already about sixty acres of land, was
now the owner'o of 800 acre farm. Mn.
Olsen was also interested in the bnying
and selling of cattle, and made speciality
of raising the Shorthorn breed. He also
raised large number of horses and hogs
which was hobby of his. He was presi-
dent of the Nicollet and LIE Sueur County
Corn Growers association, and raised
some of the prize corn of Nicollet county
He was married October 9, 1897 to
Andrena Johnson Of Bernadotte. Two
children were born to this union, Marion
and Russell. They also adopted little
girl, Clariee Jefasen,
The deceased was a man loved and
respected by all who knew him and a
kind husband and father. The funeral
was held yesterday afternoon at 1:30
o'clock from the farm home in Lake
Prairie township, and at 2:30 o'clock
from the Norwegian Lutheran church
in Norseland, Rev: Strand officiating.
Besides his Immediate family the
deceased is survived by the following
brothers and sisters: 0. NJ Olsen, New
,Uln; Mrs. J. H. Bligen, Minneapolis;
:. Miss Augusta Olsen, Minneapolis; J. A.
Olsen, St. Paul; Judge I. M. Olsen, New
Ulm; C. S. Olsen, New Sweden; Mrs
George Peterson, Stanley, Wis; Mrs. T.
o. Haugen, New Sweden; M. A. Olsen
! Lake Park, Mimi, and County Attorney
, George T. Olsen of St. Peter.
New Ulm review., 1916-09-06
MAN An. u, GOES
BACK B! '' TO WORK
Mrs. Andrew johnson Tells Of
Relief Husband Gained
From Tanlac.

Minneapolis, Mimi, Sept. S, Mrs. An
drew Johnson, Minneapolis woman Of
ITO Johnson Street northeast, gave 8
statement on August 10th regarding the
relief her husband, who is rs years old
gained through use of Tanlac, the Mas.
ter Medicine. Mr.. johnson has lived
in this city for forty-five years.
my husband was bothered with
rheumatism in his neck and shoulders
Mrs. Johnson says. "He suffered Sc
we're pains. His appetite also was poo,
and his bowels we're out of order. All
last winter Mr.. Johnson was so sick
he couldn't work.
Hes gone back to work since he began
taking Tanlac and he works every day
now. His appetite is much improved
and generally Mr.. johnson feels much
better since trying Tanlac.'
Tanlac, the Master Medicine, is es-
pecially beneficial for stomach, liver
and kidney trouble, catarrhal complaints,
rheumatism, nervousness, loss of appe-
tite and the like and is fine strength
builder for weak people.
Tanlac is now being specially intro
duced and explained in New Ulm at
3. A. Pfefferle's. adv sc
New Ulm review., 1916-09-06
LESS MEAT If BACK
AND KIDNEYS HURI
Take glass Of Salts TO flush Kidneys
if Bladder bothers you-Drink
lots Of water.

Eating meat regularly eventually pro-
duces kidney trouble in some form or
other, says well-known authority, be
cause the uric acid in meat excites te
kidneys, they become overworked; get
sluggish clog up and cause all sorts of
distress, particularly backache and mis-
cry in the kidney region; rheumatic twin
ges, severe headaches, acid stomach, con-
.stipation, torpid liver, sleeplessness,
bladder and urinary irritation.
The moment your back hurts or kid
.neys aren't acting right, or if bladder
'bothers you, get about four ounces of
Jad Salts from any good pharmacy; !;
take tablespoonful in a glass of water
before breakfast for q few days and your
kidneys will then act fine. This famous
salts is made from the acid of grape:
and lemon juice, combined with lithia.
and has been used for generations to
flush clogged kidneys and stimulate them
to normal activity; also to neutralize the
acids in the urine 80 it no longer iTri-
tates, thus ending bladder disorders.
Jad Salts cannot injure anyone;
makes q delightful efervesceat lithia.
water drink which millions Of men and
women take now and then to keep the
kidneys and urinary organs clean, thus
avoiding serious kidney disease.
New Ulm review., 1916-09-06
Hopes Women Will
Adopt This Habit
As Well As Men
Glass Of hot water each morn.
ing helps US look and feel
clean, sweet, fresh.

Happy, bright, alert-vigorous and
viyacious-a good clear skin; nat
ural, rosy complexion and freedom
from illness are assured only by
clean, healthy blood. If only every
woman and likewise every. man could
realize the wonders of the morning
inside bath, what gratifying change
would take place. .--..asls~@zz< l+-...&>y,eI
= Instead Of the thousands of sick1y.
anaemic-looking men, women and
girls with pasty or muddy complex
ions; instead of the multitudes of
nerve wrecks" "rundowns," brain
Tags" and pessimists we should see a
.yirile, optimistic throng of rosy.
checked people everywhere. -
can inside bath is had by drinking,
each morning before breakfast, a
glass of real hot water with tea
spoonful of limestone phosphate in it
to wash from the stomach, liver, kid
neys and ten yards of bowels the pre-
vious days indigestible waste, sour
fermentations ? and poisons, = thus
cleansing, sweetening and freshening
the entire alimentary canal before
putting more food into the stomach.
Those subject to sick headache, bill
iousness, nasty breath, rheumatism,
colds; and particularly those who have
a pallid, salloW complexion and who
are constipated very often, are
urged to obtain a quarter pound Of
limestone phosphate at the drug store
which will cost but a trffe but is
sufficient to demonstrate the quick
and remarkable change in both health
and appearance awaiting those who
practice internal sanitation. We must
remember that inside cleanliness is
more. important than outside, q be-
cause the skin does not absorb impur-
tiles to contaminate the blood, while
the pores in the thirty feet of bowels
80,
New Ulm review., 1916-09-06
CAR TURNS TURTLE-MAN HURT

+ A near fatal accident was narrowly
averted Thursday forenoon about nine
o'clock four miles east of Sleepy Eye at
the Tessmer corner says the Sleepy Eye
Herald Dispatch when John Riderer
of Mulligan lost control of his Ford
automobile and in swerving it tipped
right side up. Wolfgang Brandt, aged
seventy-six and his daughter Bertha, also
of Mulligan, who were in the rear seat
of the car were spared their lives as we'll
as was Mr.. Riederer because the top
of the car was up. The two latter
escaped with light bruises, but Mr..
Brandt sustained internal injuries and
was especially badly injured in the back
when tossed about in the car.
Upon recovering their wits Mr.. Rieder-
er and Miss Brandt crawled out from
under the twisted bars of the tonneau
upon which it rested. Mr.. Brandt was
unable to recover himself and had to be
pulled out by his daughter and the driver.
Richard Higgs, the New Ulm insurance
man, drove up shortly afterwards with
his car and took the injured man and his
daughter to Sleepy Eye where DR.. Well
come examined Mr.. Brandt but found
no bones broken. However, he was
badly bruised, the extent of which is not
easily determined. He no doubt will be
laid up some time.
Mr.. Brandt and his daughter had
hired Mr.. Riederer to take them to New
Ulm, where they had been called by the
formers other daughter, Mrs. Max
Sebold, wife of Lieut.. Max Sebold of
Manila, P. l., who was i'll. It was while
making the trip that misfortune overlook
them at the turn of the road east of
Sleepy Eye. It is likely that Mr.. Brandt
will fully recover.
New Ulm review., 1916-09-06
FIRST BIG MUSICAL COMEDY OF
THE SEASON AT THE ARMORY

In accordance with the previous an
nouncement made by the management
Of the New Armory, September Morn"
the cyclonic musical festival which de-
lighted Chicago and other cities this
past year, will be the attraction Satur-
day night, Sept. 9th. SeptemberMorn"
is girl, song, farce and dance show
constructed purely to entertain. The
story is woven about the famous Chabas'
painting called September Morn" = two
impostors claim to be originators, one
Rudolph Plastric, owner of an art studio
who knows nothing of art insists that
he is the originator and painted the
famous picture, while Immediately upon
the scene arrives an actress who boasts
that she is the originator and engages
press agent to circulate broadcast
that she is the originator. The excite
ment following provokes work of mirth
while the two impostors are dodging
each other, and to make the situation
more ludicrous an Army officer by chance
meets and becomes infatuated with the
actress and in the meantime discovers
the fact that she is a good friend. of his
wife, which goes to entangle the situation
and prduces worlds of laughter.
The scenic production is beyond all
expectations and the costumes are
riot Of color. The company numbers
nearly fifty people and the large beauty
chorus appears to advantage in many
dashing song numbers and ensembles.
The large cast includes VIM. Moore, Ruth
Wilkins, Maud K. Williams, Billy Muir
ply, Leslie Jones, J. J. Patton and James
Baber.
New Ulm review., 1916-09-06
GOLDEN GATE.

Edward Moll and wife and Miss Viola
Moll of Sleepy Eye were guests at the
August Sasse home Thursday.
Miss Lila Pickle spent Sunday with
friends in Redwood Falls.
George Johnson spent Sunday in
Sleepy Eye.
Mrs. Ross Werring of Comfrey visited
with relatives here the first of the week.
John Cutting and daughters Florence
and Martha spent Thursday afternoon
at the W. L. Cutting home.
Miss Elizabeth MARITIME left Sunday
for Sleepy Eye where she will attend
High School the coming year.
A large number from here attended
the Brown County Fair at New Ulm
Thursday and Friday.
Miss Agnes Peterson left Wednesday
for Tacoma, Wash. where she will again
teach school the coming year. She was
accompanied by her sister Miss Amelia
who will spend several months visiting in
the West.
Leo Bertrand has been carrying mail
while ]. J. Grimes is taking his annual
vacation.
Mrs. Myron Pickle was quite seriously
injured in runaway last Wednesday
afternoon. At this writing she is some
what better.
Mrs. E. A. MARITIME of Sleepy Eye
visited at the Joseph Soukup home
several days last week. .
Miss Anna Peterson returned to her
home in Minneapolis Sunday after a
short visit with her mother Mrs. J. C.
Peterson.
F. D. Ravecty OF Sleepy Eye called on
relatives here Thursday.
New Ulm review., 1916-09-06
CAMBRIA.

A large crowd attended the party for
Mr.. and Mrs. Arthur Jones at his home
Tuesday evening of last week. They
were made the recipients of many nice
gifts. A supper was served.
Mr.. and Mrs. John B. Walters and
Mrs. Mary A. Williams were guests OF
relatives and friends here last week.
Miss Lillian Hellekson of Lake Crystal
will teach the Dist. No. 10 school this
year.
Mrs. Harley Weed is having a good
deal OF discomfort from one arm, the
result of cutting the hand by opening
some canned goods, and Mrs. Tommy
Jones is recovering from an affection
caused by her stepping on nail.
teach the 4th and 5th grades of the
Garvin school.
A great many from here attended the
Blue Earth Co. Fair at Garden City last
Wednesday. They reported good EXHIBITS;
a number of speakers, among them
Senator j. w. Andrews and Daniel
Lawler; good ball game, ideal weather
and good roads although plenty of dust
Those going by auto from here were
Roger Davis, Chas. Espenson, Webster
Davis, Robert Harris, James A. Thomas,
Henry Bowen, Dave Harris, John D.
Jones, John E. Thomas, Hugh Williams
and Dave Williams. Each machine was
loaded with people.
The Royal Neighbor Lodge enjoyed
their annual picnic at Minneopa Park
week ago Saturday.
The consolidation of schools was again
voted on last Friday afternoon. Those
against consolidation won by majority
of twenty votes. The chief reasons of
those being opposed are fear of high
taxes and all do not agree about the
location of the building.
Quite a number from this locality at
tended the General Conference of Metho-
dist churches at Lake Crystal last week.
New Ulm review., 1916-09-06
EQUITY PICNIC AT KLOSSNER

The Klossner local union of the
American Society of Equity is planning
monster picnic on Sunday, Sept. II,
at the Wagner grove one mile east of
Klossner. The Bernadotte band will
furnish the music. Some of the biggest
men in the Equity movement will be
there to speak. Amusements ii all
kinds are being arranged. Automobile
tours are being arranged from all direc-
tions and the meeting will end up with
big dance in the evening.
New Ulm review., 1916-09-06
Judge w. L. Comstock and w. J.
Morehart and families of Mankatt
motored to this city Sunday.

. -
Mr.. and Mrs. Henry Fuerstsof Chicago
and daughter Adela arrived Saturday
from their summers camping in Wis
consin to spend week or more with
New Ulm relatives. Mrs. Fuerst was
Miss Freda Hauenstein before her
marriage and they are visiting with the
Hauenstein, Setter, Hose and Behnke
families. Mrs. Carl Fuerst of Bedford,
Ind, is also here as she came here for
the purpose Of undergoing an operation
performed by the family physician.
She is much improved now and expects
to be able to get out to her mothers
home this week. Her children, Philip
and Thusnelda are here also.
New Ulm review., 1916-09-06
FALL WEDDINGS.
BaunannaTauer.

Yesterday morning at Holy Trinity
ahurch occurred the first of the early fall
weddings when Rev. Schlinkert united
in marriage Miss Katharine Tauer,
daughter of Mr.. and Mrs. George A.
Tauer of this city and Mr.. Albert Bau-
mann, son of Mr. and Mrs. Anton
Baumann of Sigel. Both young people
have lived in this vicinity all their lives
and are we'll known to large circle Of
friends.
The wedding gown of the bride was of
white pussy-willow silk and she carried
a prayer book with shower of valley
lilies. Her maid of honor was Miss
Clara Baumann, sister of the groom and
the bridesmaid was Miss Theresa Tauer,
sister of the bride. They were gowned
in yellow silk and carried yellow chry-
santhemums. The best man was VIM.
Hillesheim.
Following the church service wedding
reception was held at the home of the
', brides parents on North Franklin Street
and a five course wedding dinner was
served. Only immediate relatives Of
the contracting parties were hidden tc
the reception. The young people are
spending their honeymoon of week OF
! ten days in the Twin Cities and on theil
return will 60 to housekeeping on the
groom's farm in Sigel
New Ulm review., 1916-09-06

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