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Omaha daily bee., 1916-10-01
CHINESE REOPEN
THEIR PARLIAMENT
Picking Puts on Holiday Attire
and Streets and Houses Gay
With Colored Bunting.
ADDRESS BY PRESIDENT

,,. ..ao,.tad prsssN
Correspondence OIL fn' A's0' -,
Peking,. sept. l.-0reat shhpneiey "
marked the formal reopenins uhle AZ
ii Yuan-hung OF tne rariiSlie' sh; I
solved three years ago oy ush 'ii'-
kai. 4, h.-s
The new president an .ne n.;nn nn.eo oi
OF his cabinet win tne fneep'ron 49, n.nsd ID
Tang Shao-yi, who mas Deen Il. haiheu
minister OF foreign aiiairs, an Gn;s. 1nG ~,
eign advisers ana iinpoltahe G..9I nrd
officials ATTENDED without oouyeu"' VI
and were unmolested' o.,o.
President - fuan-nuhs .;on., anu en-.
prominent Chinese wore consen', iva b;sh
European morning I sulas anu =. r.
hats, which were recognizes a ~ ~
beginning OF tns IePuo!! DO '"e
proper garb Tor omciai luhctions'
Inc House OF farlanlelt' :s !,
bling foreign ouiiolng situa.eu ~
great walled garden anu appi:Hia.dn.e nc
through long persoias, "aS d Kany IN ~
GRATED with tne iiVe-sirlpea nag " 'rn a,l
Chinese republic ana puntins oi al al
colors., lhousahas OF Shhis' 'o
dierss dressed IN knakn s'ooa s.r.st. q, a..
tention along the ilii,es Vi .s $50 .o
leading from me prssioeh' NON. W, -
the Pariiament ouiiuills' eh;Ie - Ja
hung rode alone IN an auaon,oome .,
from his nome ana walked uhsoeoIi, ~
panied, from ms MOTOR Ear 70 ~. ~
great nan IN winch nc aiiirmeu "''
oath as president. cI.s
Senate Snamoer Slowoeo. A.,
The senate ehaHoer, IN @ Mn,eh nt 'nt
Omaha daily bee., 1916-10-01
fastener Learns Few Things in
Souih Side Great Packing Center

in its process Of refrigeration. What
it will use when the new coolers are
filled will be stupendous.
The Armour pacink house covers
ninety acres of floor space. Each
year it ships out 10000 cars Of pro-
ducts. Its killing capacity for cattle
is 1900 daily, for sheep, $3.50 and for
hogs, 1000. II is preparing to in
crease its cattle killing capacity be-
cause OF the belief of R. c. Howe,
general manager, says that Omaha
is destined to take rank with Chicago
as world market for beef and leave
Kansas City far behind.
Swift, no inconsiderable factor in
the meat market, kills l,250 cattle
every day at his South Omaha plant.
He also packs daily 4,500 sheep and
5000 hos and ships out each week
about $50 cars.
The maximum sheep shipping busi-
ness of the Morris plant for one
month is about $4,000, although the
killing capacity Of the house is 100
an hour. In the same length Of time,
400 hogs can be killed, scalded, scrap
ed, cut and packed in the cooler. The
maximum cattle-killing capacity OF
the house is seventy-five for one
hour.
Uncle Sam On the Job.
A small army Of government in
spectors dots the floors OF the pack
ing houses to see that Uncle Sans
rules OF the game are lived up to.
There are l65 Of these meat detec-
tives stationed in South Omaha and
each> has his speciality. One will
search the neck glands for germs
and another will try to prove by tap
| ping the spine that Bessie, Miss U
Lamb or Mr.. A. Hog are suffering
from something or other. The pack
ers welcome these germ-sleuths be-
cause they protect their reputation.
Have Own Insurance.
All the packing houses run their
own insurance companies to provide
against monetary loss of their EN-.
ployes or employees relatives in case
Of sickness, death or accident. OF
course, these private ventures are
subject to the rules OF the workmen's
compensation act. The packers, how.
ever, state that by insuring their own
men, they not only save money, but
| give quick relief to those in need
In case Of accident, sickness or death
acertificate a duly signed by an official
Of the company and filed at the head
office, means prompt payment of the
insurance money,
Efficiency Is the watchword Of all
the plants. The inedible products
such as blood. ground bone and un.
sound hoofs, are made into fertilizer
Sound hoofs are graded and shipped
| 10 button factories. Knee-knuckles
! skulls and jaws, which seem to the
.ayman utterly dry and useless. ar,
i cooked under high pressire and even.
Omaha daily bee., 1916-10-01

tually find their way into the glue
which rests in that neat bottle on The
office desk. The edible stuff goes
into sausage. The pelt Of the sheep
may find its way into colleg, di-
ploma or into the tops OF nilady S
new shoes or into the milkmans win
Ter overcoat.
Oh, it is some place that the last
erner found down there in thriving
South Omaha.
Omaha daily bee., 1916-10-01

Chinese national air and the entire
audience arose and saluted the reprD-
lican flag. The first session o. me
Parliament then adjourned indefinite
ly for the purpose of considering
compromises necessary for the aP-
proval OF a cabinet, and the selection
of a vice president. :.
Omaha daily bee., 1916-10-01
Sweating Them.

Success" said the fat man, comes TO
the industrious and to those who can take
chances"
An" said the other, II, too, have done
well these last few yearsl But | made my
pile by sitting down and letting the other
fellows do the sweating"
a'Really2 Well. II were you, should
be ashamed to talk like thatl"
"Oh, would you? I'm not. l don't see
any reason for being ashamed Of owning
Turkish bath"--Chicago Post.
Omaha daily bee., 1916-10-01

doubt that you have already planned
concerning the reconstruction OF the
country and the Improvement Of the
livelihood OF the people, and hope
that in performance OF your sacred
legislative duties, perfect impartiality
and nonpartisanship should be shown
by you gentlemen, SO as to make
China a. country ruled by laws. Al
though | am a man without talent
or ability, nevertheless, as | have all
ready been entrusted by the nation
with the heavy duty of a president, |
will always, cooperate with you gem
tlemen with all my sincerity for tht
betterment Of the republic OF China
wish prosperity for the national as
sembly."
Omaha daily bee., 1916-10-01
To Forget the Past.

c. T. Wang, the president OF the
senate, made brief address, which is
generally regarded as an indication
that he and his associates will make
no effort to wreak vengeance upon
the leaders OF the monarchical move
ment, but will devote their energy
The Green Forest tribune., 1916-09-01
PROOF THAT COURTESY PAYS
Business Man Tells How He Placateo Angry Customer Who Had
 Real Grievance. D

In the American Magazine a writer says:
 q soon learned that the average woman, with the burden of housekeep- ing on her shoulders, is the most IT, ritable and irresponsible creature alive. A delivery ten minutes late can bring on your head mighty wrath. a wilted lettuce can lose you your best customer. l had to stand between these women and oVerWorked delivery boys, careless shipping clerks and sometimes inferior goods. One instance: A woman was to give dln- ner party. Her groceries arriving al most at the last minute with the fish order filled incorrectly. My dinner is spoiled she cried distractedly over the telephone. I never will spend an other cent with you as long as live Woman is built for fortitude, not re- sponSibility. l Shouldered the resp0n- sibility and persuaded her to bear with me until 1 could rectify the mistake. It took much soothing; a hint of irrita- ton on my part would have spoiled everything As it was, fifteen minutes later messenger boy was delivering the fish at her door; we had kept our customer and made q lasting fiend."
The Green Forest tribune., 1916-09-01
BRAVE SOLDIER OF FORTUNE
Grimaldi, Who Drove the Moors From the Mediterranean, Given Monaco
 as His Reward.

One of the many disappointments of the present war is almost total ab- sence of thrilling stories concerning l the soldier of fortune Even the for ! eign legion" of France, that is made up of dare-devils from all over the world, has little or nothing in the way of romance to offer, and the romantic spirits have always been the ones that attached themselves 10 the French ban ner
 Did you ever hear of the most dis tinguished of the Grmaldi family, not the Genoese general who remained at home and fought fer his own country, nor yet the artist who did heroic stunts on canvas, nor the sixteenth century Grimaldi ~-a died hZ he ,kanId- nId-.-an q n. ,. : aS..-!Sasih a,l. fin the palace at Monaco but the tenth century ancestor of that prince, who saved Monaco from the Moors? His was an achievement worthy of i true soldier of fortune.
 The tiny principality, perched on its seaeirt cliff had been settled by the i Greeks oven before Athens became the greatest city of the civilized world + was one of the cultural outposts of Rome, and in the fifth century if was an important center of Christianity.
 Then -the Moors crossed the Mpdi- terranean. extended their sway over Spain and seized the ancient Herculis Monoeei Portus and gave over its churches and monasteries 10 the in- fdels, For 200 years they defied the soldiers of Europe, and then Grimaldi came. There had been many wars in Genoa, and here was chance for a GenoeSe captain. When his military genius had driven the Moors into the seq. he Has rewarded by being made absolute monarch of a country B miles in circumference.
The Green Forest tribune., 1916-09-01
CHILDISH FEARS VERY REAL
Parents Are Apt to Underestimate Their Effect on the Minds of
 the Little Ones.

The mother knew that her son had been afraid of the dark for years, but had thought him long cured of it be- cause he always went up to bed at night alone with his younger brother. So she refused to go upstairs with him, or let his brother go. as Peter was amusing the company at that moment. Jack went out and was gone such a long time that finally the mother was alarmed and went to see what was the matter. She found the boy crouched half way up the stairs, slowly creep ing up, but plainly terrified. When he saw her the lad started to cry con- vulsively and said that something was hiding at the top of the stairs, ending his statement with. "but you told me to go, mother, so I am going" It was the truest form of bravery, because he was. was slowly se..--,2 .-,.: right on up, although almost scared "a death.
 Anything that might produce fear in the chld's mind should be avoided like the plague. for it is just as disas- irons to the child's mentality as some dread disease might be to his body.
 Take, for instance. the practice on the part of really kind-hearted par entS of throwing a child in the water to teach him to swim. This severe nethod may succeed in certain cases, but its usual effect is to teach the child not only to dread and fear the water for years hut also to lose his confidence and trust in his parents.
 Be careful to keep fear from your children'S minds.
The Green Forest tribune., 1916-09-01
"ROUGM on RATS"BBn.d,s B ,. ,,ll Rats, MI,
 Dle outdoors I1
The First Step.

Ed Bowes, the theatrical m, used to live in San Francisco 3 there he knew a certain con who did a good deal of work city.
 One morning-sO Bowes , stranger who professed to und, street repairing in all ifs brane piled to the contractor for q foreman. The boss undertook the applicant.
 Well, now" he said "sl you was called upon to clear sewer down in Chinatown tf clogged at both ends. What VIC do first?"
 The man thought a moment.
 "Fd bless myself he said s Sunday Magazine.
The Green Forest tribune., 1916-09-01
What is Castoria
Possibilities of Slann.

Slang and it's possibilities were viv- idly expressed in the conversation of two youths in a Back Bay home one night recently, says the Boston Tray eler. The boys got into a discussion and when all legitimate arguments had been exhausted, the following repartee was heard:
 Snow again, didn't catch the drift .
 Keep on spouting, kid, you're a whale"
 Tie yer shoe, your tongues hangin out"
 Hang crepe on yer ear you mutt, yer brain is dead"
 "Aw sand your track, yer sIippin p "Snceze, little one, your bean is rusty"
The Green Forest tribune., 1916-09-01
Boston,s Culture Vindica

The much acclaimed culture tor won for itself new laurels no less a person than Dr. W. T wick discarded q time-honored sion that has been in use for unnumbered.
 In his lecture to q class of health students he said to his amused hearers:
 Public health work should the hands of an especially class of men-and should not to every Thomas, Richard and |
 Exit the familiar old Ton and Harry" of onr childhood.
The Green Forest tribune., 1916-09-01
ROUMAN|A ENTERS
 WAR WITH ALLIES
GERMAN MINISTER AT BUCHA- REST TO REQUEST HIS
 PASSPORTS.
FOURTEENTH ENTRY IN WAR
Joining Allies Considered a Great Fri. umpt1 For Roumania, Not Because of Her Military Resources, But
 On Account Of Its Location.

London-Roumania declared wal on Austria-Hungary. Immediately l following the announcement Germany 1 instructed the German minister al Bucharest to request his passports l and inform the Roumanian govern
 ment that Germany considers hersel! at war with Roumania Turkey and Bulgaria are expected to do the same.
 Almost simultaneously Roumanian troops began efforts to enter Transyl vania through the eastern Carpathians toward Kronstadt, the chief city of Pennsylvania, and to advance in the direction of Hermanstadt, evidently in an effort to press northward to- ward the Bukowina and Galician bor- ders and take in the rear the Austro- Germans who are trying to check the Russian advance westward.
 Vienna reports that in the first clashes between ROumanian and Aus tro-Hungarian forces Roumanians were captured The Roumanian at tacks are described as treacherous.
 Kronstadt and Hermannstadt, to- ward which the Roumanians are mak ing their first efforts at an advance, are two of the most important cities in lransylvania. They are near the southern border of Hungary, the first about six miles from the Roumanian frontier and the last apout 15 miles from the frontier Kronstadt is 70 miles east of Hermannstadt.
 Kronstadt is the most important commercial and manufacturing cen ter of Pennsylvania. It has a popula- tion of 41,000. Hermannstadt has a population of 33000. RoumGnians make up large part of the popula- tion of both cities
 Boumania is the fourteenth nation to enter the war. Ever since the grear conflict began, 1t has been expected that she would join enc side or the other.
 Her joining the allies is considered a great triumph for them, not only because of her military resources. but because of her geographical position. iluoCIclI U SOPS petF2lllS7 NIt CSS9ll ASCu mania now can attack the Bulgarians from the north. while the allied army, with it's base at Salonibi, attacks them and their Teutonic allies from the south.
 Roumania has population of 6,S00,- 900, and her army is estimated at 580 GOO. As to it's effectiveness, there is radical difference in opinion. It has been described as one of the most equipped and best disei plined armies in Europe, but recent re- ports have contradicted this. Recent ly it has been said that the officers are i'll trained and undisciplined, that the army lacks heavy artillery and that it's flying equipment is inferior.
The Green Forest tribune., 1916-09-01
Meaning Business.

"The American girl means business The speaker was Miss Alberta Hill the courageous and popular New York suffragette. She went on:
 "She is quite right, too. know an American girl whose two weeks at the shore pale young man in a blazer tried to monopolize.
 "'What is the meaning of platonic affection?' he asked her, one evening on the board walk
 "Its usual meaning she answered is that the chap who talks about 1t is either too poor or too stingy to get married '"-Cincinnati Enquirer
The Green Forest tribune., 1916-09-01
Unnecessarily AIarme,

The postman handed him the One glance at the envelope se nearly into mysteries.
 Heavens p he cried, "the irS lenge 1 ever got"
 Duel" was in big letters on side of the envelope.
 But 1 can't fight, and"
 So he hurried to the station explained that he knew of no who would demand his blot asked for protection.
 Three blue-coated arms of presented themselves.
 The detective force hurried { that time the desk sergeant covered.
 He said it meant, Due one c
The Green Forest tribune., 1916-09-01

Calomel makes you sick; you lose days work. Calomel is quicksilver and it salivates; calomel injures your liver.
 If you are bilious. feeAlazy, sluggish and all knocked out, if your po"eis are constipated and your head acnes or stomach is sour, just take spooh- full of harmless Dodson's Liver Ione instead of using sickening, sallvatlng calomel. Dodson's Liver Tone is real liver medicine. You'll know It next morning because you will wake up feeling fine, your liver will be work ing, your headache and dizziness gone' your stomach will be sweet and your bowels regular. You will feel like working You'll be cheerful; full or vigor and ambition.
 Your druggist or dealer sells you a 5O-cent bottle of Dodson's Liver Tone
The Green Forest tribune., 1916-09-01
LESSON FOR SEPT. 3
PAUL, THE HERO.

LESSON TEXT-II Cor. 11:21-121o.
 GOLDEN TEXT-My grace is sufficient for thee; for my power is made perfect in weakness.-II Cor. 12:9.
The Green Forest tribune., 1916-09-01
Sptittind His Face,

Senator Penrose was discussing a turbulent element in the Republican convention.
 "These men" he said were ani- mated by the same spirit that possess sed Pat.
 Pat. q road mender, was observed by mate to be holding his heavy sledge motionless high above his head. ready to be brought down the minute the boss looked at him.
 What the dickens are ye doin'. Pat? his mate asked.
 "PstP said Pat in a low, reproach- ful voice. Can't ye let q chap rest a minute when the boss back is turned?"
The Green Forest tribune., 1916-09-01

Lydia E. Pinkham's Vegetable Con- pound would cure it. It helped both the Change of Life and the tumor and when got home did not need the doctor. I took the Pinkham remedies until the tumor was gone, the doctor said, and l have not felt it since. l tell every one how I was cured. If this letter will help others you are welcome to use 1t. " Mrs. E. H. BEAN, 525 Joseph Avenue, Nashville, Tenn.
 Lydia E. Pinkham's Vegetable Com pound, a pure remedy containing the extractive properties of good old fash toned roots and herbs, meets the needs of woman's 8 system at this critical period of her life. Try 1t.
 If there is any symptom in your case which puzzles you, write to the Lydia E. Pinkham Medicine Co.,, Lynn, Mass.
The Green Forest tribune., 1916-09-01
Strategy.

What was all the argument be- tween you and Judge Flivver yester- day?
 "Oh, we were discussing the merits of our respective cars.
 That's foolish thing to do. You can never convince man that your car is better than his
 'I know that, but got him so mad that he committed himself to the state ment that my car can't make over ten miles an hour The next time I'm brought up before him for speeding I'll remind him of that"
The Green Forest tribune., 1916-09-01
MIR. WEGE RECOMMENDS
 LUNG-VlTA

Mir. Leo D. Wege, manager of the Ideal Laundry of Nashville, wrote: "I cannot speak too highly of Lung-Vita and of it's results. I never used it myself, but l bought four bottles of you to give to diff ferent parties, and the results are remark able One case of asthma was entirely cured. If they will take the medicine as directed and stick to it, they will never regret it." Take Lung-Vita for consump- ton. asthma, whooping cough, colds, coughs, and bronchial troubles. If your dealer cannot supply you, send SIS for a thirty day treatment today: Nashville Med
 icine Co.,. Dept B, Nashville, Penn. Adv.
The Green Forest tribune., 1916-09-01
Magic Washing Stick

This is something new to housewives something they have wanted all their lives, but never could get before. It makes 1t pos. sible to do the heaviest, hardest washing in less than one-hah the time 1t took by old methods, and 1t eliminates all rubbing and mus. cular effort. No washing machine is needed. Nothing but this simple little preparation, which is absolutely harmless to the finest fabrlcs- white, colored or woolen. It makes the hardest task of the week a pleasant pastime- B delightful occupation. You will be de- lighted at the clean, spotless, snow-white clothes that come out of the rinsing water; aud all without any effort on your part. The Magic Washing Stick does 1t at-and remember, without injury to the most delicate goods, colored or white, woolens, blankets, lace cur. tains, etc. Contains no acids, no alkaies, no poisonous ingredients to make it's use dan. gerous. IS sashngs 25 cents
 Sold bt all Druggists and Grocers every. where If yours doesn't handle it, show him this ad-he'll get it for you. Or send 25c in stamps to A. B. RICHARDS CO.,, Sherman Texas
 Arkansas Distributors
 huhkEIr-JARRElL GRO CO.,. Little Rock Arkansas-Adv
The Green Forest tribune., 1916-09-01
Brinoino 1t to a Climax

q know what's passing ln mind," suddenly said the maiden habitually silent caller stared "I know, too, why you are callll night after night, appropriatlI time to yourself and keeping Cth young men away. You want to me, don't you?"
 1T dol" gasped the young
 'I thought so. Very well;
The Green Forest tribune., 1916-09-01
Nnlunteer ArNiSnr-

Its lucky thing I came out here today" exclaimed the delirious base ball fan. If it hadn't been for me, we'd have lost that game sure"
 "Why, the man who won this game Is the chap who. just now slid to sec ond."
 "Yes. But didn't you hear me yell ing at the top of my voice telling him what to do?"
The Green Forest tribune., 1916-09-01
Officer Kills Mexieans

Tucson Ariz.-After his horse had been shot from under him by two Mexieans. suspected of having perpe- trated a burglary, and he himself had been shot through the hip, Constable John Bright of Courtland, Cochise county, drawing his gun as he lay prone on the ground beside the body of his horse, killed the two MeXicans near CoVtrland. Bright will recover.
The Green Forest tribune., 1916-09-01
Record Breaker.

Maggie" said the inexperienced young thing to the cook, "the biscuits were a sight. If you can't do better next time l will have to discharge you"
 ''Ye will, will ye? I'll have ye know, mum, that I've been workin' out for two years, and I've worked for eighty nine av the best families in town, an 1 ain't ever bin discharged yet. Pm lavin' this afthernoon for a better place. New York Globe
The Green Forest tribune., 1916-09-01
CA(0MEl S|CKENS! II SA[|vATESI
 DON'T STAY BILIOUS, C0NS1|Pl
Guarantee "Dodson's Liver Tone" Will Give You the ps, and Rowe Cleansing You Ever Had-Don't Lose Davs

under my personal euar.,. will clean your sluggish Ns than nasty calomel; it wors '' sick and you can eat anr,a' want without being saliv.,s. ,4' druggist guarantees that esos sa will start your liver, clean vons Y and straighten you up by ms. you can have your money h..4 dren gladly take Dodson's uS' sA because it is pleasant t.ss' doesn't gripe or cramp or l r.l sick.
 am selling millions of bot,,,. sons Liver Tone to peon,o u, found that this pleasant. vavo.. CT medicine takes the place ., ous calomel. Buy one bottla sound, reliable guarantee 4, druggist or storekeeper abopt n
The Green Forest tribune., 1916-09-01
Honor Roll.

Has your college produced any dis tinguished menY
 Has it? Say, don't you ever read the papers? Didn't you hear of Lefty Jones, the famous southpaw; or Kan. garoo> Klein, the best shortstop in either league; or BiG Burroughs, the fence buster? And l could name a dozen more who have made good in the game. Have we ever produced any distinguished men? Why, Spalding's Baseball Guide is full of them"
The Green Forest tribune., 1916-09-01
CLEANSE THE PORES
2s... 2a .XogE s.r Skin sgs raA. :. Fresh and
 Clear by Using Cuticura. Trial r. fnc !

When suffering from pimples, black heads, redness or roughness, smear the skin with Cutieura Ointment. Then wash off with CuticIra Soap and hot water. These super-creamy emoI- lients do much for the skin because they prevent pore clogging.
 Free sample each by mail with Book Address postcard, Cuticura, Dept. L Boston. Sold verywhere.-Ady.
The Green Forest tribune., 1916-09-01
Start Aviation School.

Chicago.-Preparations for starting an aviation school at which men will be trained for duty in war were be- gun here by Capt Joseph A. lSorrow of the signal corps of the United States army. First Lieut.. Arthur R. Christie, who has been in the avia- ton corps with Gen. J. J. Pershing s expedition in Mexico, will assist.