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The Alaska daily empire., 1916-07-01
CHAIRMAN MCCORMICK
(New York Times)


 The selection of Vance A. Mccormick chair man of the Democratic National Committee is DOT. tent of good fortune for the Democratic party MT. Wilson. exercising the usual privilege or candloate for President could not have made better choice. Vance Mccormick plays the great game or politics as puckiy as honorably, and sklllfuly as he played football for Yale twenty-five years ago. The ink on his sheepskn barey dry before he plunged into politics at Harrisburg then microcosm of ways that are dark and tricks that often successful fer which the local and State politics of Pennsylvania have long been famous Mir McCormicks aims, poll. ties and methods Were of the traditional Pennsy vana school. He is of high ideals who sticks to them fights for them, never gives them up.
 Ordinarily your ardent young reformer loses his illusions sees, or thinks he sees that only by com. plance with the cynical easy ethics or the politician is the way open to ambition. Young reformer, old boss Mir Mccormick went into politics to promote better government not to sacrifice his convictions to party regularity" The path of duty proved the path of honor An independent City Councilman. reform CT he was the Mayor of his city at 29 and his performance exceeded his promises. He didn't back slide He was just much of reformer by his acts in office as he was by his words during his candi- dacy few years later he bolted the Democratic nomination for Governor the ground that 1t had been corruptly made, and supported an independent candidate The reconstruction of the Pennsylvania Democratic party the liberation of it from boss trol, is largely his work Democratic nominee for Governor in 1914. he made a brian campaign His independence his honesty, his strong sympathy with reform brought him the support of the Progressives
 Some. or most, idealists founder and trip hope lessy when they to put their ideas into practice Vance Mccormick is an accomplished man of business Organizer and administrator of the first rank His business capacity may be judged from the fact that he is member of the Yale Corporation and of the Philadelphia Federal Reserve Bank. He is as admir- able an executive he was a football player; and that is saying good deal clean, thorough forci ble campaign, fought to the last minute and with the last ounce energy and is assured to the Democrats by his selection.
The Alaska daily empire., 1916-07-01
A PECULIAR PHASE OF THE CAMPAIGN

The New York Herald and Col George Harvey oppose President Wilson because he is unpopular in London for causing the United States to aid the Allies, and the German,American Alliance and most of the German newspapers in the United States are opposing him because they allege he has helped the Allies.
 The Editor of the Fatherland says that the defeat of Wilson world be victory for genuine American
 Ths-aSons of the Union Jack" in New York say n defeat for Wilson would be a rebuke to the Ameri. can government for not having an army in Belgium fighting with their knsmen.
 reasonable interpretation of the position of these foreignborn citizens of various natonalttes would be that President Wilson has pursued strict, ly American course He has been for America frst"-and America last.
The Alaska daily empire., 1916-07-01
A CASE FOR cLEMENcY

We quite agree with the Manchester Guardian that the case of Sir Roger Easement is one in which clemency should be used Great Britain should par don him by all means No matter if he were treason ably guilty She should pardon him as matter or reparaton for the injustice that was done in the wholesale executions immediately following the Dub lin rebellion The Irish people-those who were not in sympathy with the rebellion well as those who were-feel that cruel wrongs were committed. They feel that they were committed because the offenders were Irishmen They feel that if the same crimes had been committed in any other part of the British Empire there would not have been the wholesale executions Whether they are right or wrong that is the way they feel about it. And they have cause for the feeling. for when Sir Edward Carson armed the Ulsermen prevent the enforcement of the law of the land. there no executions Instead rere were conciation and compromise
 The feeling in Ireland caTnot be alleviated oy shedding more Irish blood the scaffold or through a firing squad. good feeling toward the British En,pire should be restored in Ireland. or Ireland should be given opportunity to withdraw from the Empire in peace.
The Alaska daily empire., 1916-07-01

flict with Sur. No. 9S2 A, Aurora Mine and Al lodes) ..... 1.266 Conflict with Sur. No. 9S3 A, Aurora Mine lode ............... 1'7VS ,. Total area excluded. lS.sSO Net area elaine acres ............ l'oi4 The J lode is adjo.ned on the North by the NJ, H and K lodes Sur. No. 9s2 A; on the East by the Al anu Aurora Mine lodes, Sur. No. 9S2 A: on the South by the Aurora Mine and E. lodes, Sur. No. 9S2 A and Fuller 2nd lode, Sur. No. 51: on the West by the E lode, Sur. No. 9S2 A and the Tow lode of this survey, according to the plat of survey. K lode. Survey No. 1OO7 A, Beginning at Cor. No. 1, whence U. s. M.
 NJ. No. 2 bears S.
 33' 42' 55" E. 12Ss.66 Thence N. 55' 2O' 50"
 W. 500 feet to Cor. Thence @ N. 7' 45 /
 4S6.14 feet to Cor. Thence N. 1s. A W.
 1013.S6 feet to point
 for Cor No. 4, Thence s. 55' 20' 50"
 E.. 52.5S feet to wit
 ness corner to Cor.
 No. 4, 500 feet te
 Cor. No. 5. Thence s. 13' AZ F.
 1O1S.S6 feet 10 Ger. rheDce mD, 0' S. 7' 45' F.
 4S6.14 feet to Cor.
 No. 1. the place ;S
 beginning. Total area, acres..... l4.2lS Areas Excluded: Conflict with Sur. No.
 9S2 A Aurora lode. 0,027 Conflict with Sur. No.
 9s2 A, Al lode zee. 1871 Total area excluded. 1.S9S
 Net area claimed, ! acres ............ lz.3z4 The K lode is adjoined on the North by the Democrat lode, Sur No. S6S: on the East by the Al | lode, Sur. No. 9S2 A; on the South by the Aurora Mine lode, Sur. No 9S2 A; on the West by the H and L lodes, Sur. No. 9S2 A, according i to the plat of survey.
 Tow Lode. Survey No. 1OO7 A, Beginning at Cor. No.
 1. whence U. s. M.
 NJ. No. 2 bears s.
 5S' SS' 59" E. 2Sr6.S4 Thence N. sS' 5y W.
 500 feet to Cor. No. ?, Thence N. 13' AZ W.
 1497.9O feet to Cor. Thence 2 S. ss' 5s E.
 500 feet to Cor No 4. Thence s. 13' A E.
 1497.90 feet to Co.
 No. 1. the place of
 beginning. Total area. acres.. 1895; Area Exluded: Conflict with Red Top
The Alaska daily empire., 1916-07-01
MINING APPLICATION
 No. o253o

NOTICE OF APPLICATION of the Alaska Juneau Gold Mining Com pany for United States Patent to The 'J," "K," Tow" and Row lode claims and the "K," "U," "X." and "Z" mill sites.
 United States Land Office
 Juneau, Alaska. May IS, 1916. NOTICE IS HEREBY GIVEN that in pursuance of Chapter 6 of Title S2 of the Revised Statutes Of the Tinted States, the undersigned, The Alaska Juneau Gold Mining Com pany. a corporation, duly organized and existing under and by virtue of the laws of the State of West Virginia, authorized to do and doing business in the Territory or Alaska whose postoffice address is Tread well. Alaska, by its authorized agent ana attorney in fact. P. R. Bradley, whose postofiice address is Tread well. Alaska, has filed an applica' tion for patent for the J. K, Tow and Row lode claims and the K, U, x and z mill sites, which lode claims are situate in Silver Bow Basin. and which mill sites are sit nate as follows: The K mill site Is situate on the shol of Gastineau Channel just southery lrom ,te sue point where Sheep Creek flows into Gastineau Channel; the x mill sue is situate and adjoins the patented townsite Of Juneau, Alaska, on the south and the U and z mill sites are small mill sites bordering on the shore of Gastineau Channel with in the incorporated limits of the Town of Juneau, Alaska, and a short distance southerly from the patented townsiIe of said town of Juneau, Al aska. All of which lode claims and millsites are situate in the Harris Mining District, Juneau Recording District. Territory of Alaska, and desiguated by the field notes and official plat on file in this office as Mineral Survey No. 1OO7-A and B which field notes of survey describe the boundaries and extent Of sucr lode claims and hill sites on tho surface with magnetic declination al all corners of 32' 15' E.. as follows
 J. Lode, Survey No. 1007, A. Beginning at Cor No.
 i. whence U. S. M.
 Nj. No. 2 bears S.
 45' 2F 24" E. 1162.29
 Thence N. sS' 59' W.
 15OO feet to Cor. No. 2,
 Thence N. 1S' AZ W.
 73O feet to Cor No. 3.
 Thence s. 6S' 59' E.
 15OO fec. to CorNo. 4,
 Thence s. 13' AZ E.
 73O feet to Cor. No.
 l. the place of begin
 ming. oc- Total area, acres..... zV'oo
 Areas Excluded:
 Conflict with Sur. No.
 51 Fuller 2nd lode. O.5lI Conflict with Red Top
 lode ............' 14'Aoe Conflict with Sur. No.
 9S2 A E lode (exclus-
 sive of it's conflict with
 Sur. No. 51. Fuller
 2nd lode and Red
 Top looe) ......... O.o4V Conflict with Sur. No.
The Alaska daily empire., 1916-07-01

The decision of the city authorities against the use of fire works on the Fourth of July in the inter est of safety first-both as concerns the public and the individual It will make the danger from fire much less and reduce the lklihood of painful ious accident The of powder noise-makng device one cherished by youth but it is dangerous and must be sacrificed in the interest of sanity.
The Alaska daily empire., 1916-07-01

Perhaps The Colonels real for preferring Hughes to Wilson is that Hughes has four children and Wilson only three.
The Alaska daily empire., 1916-07-01

Do not forget that we have only two more days in which to complete the preparedness for the pre- paredness parade
The Alaska daily empire., 1916-07-01
The One Biz Question

-ln selecting drugs and medicines should concern QUALITY
 Unless they are pure and fresh they are worse than worthless.
 The medicines you get at this drug store will do what Ia expected of them. Whether It be doctors pre- sorlptIon or simple household rem edN Its freshness and purity are absolutely guaranteed.
 Vim s Prescription
 Pharmacy 2 2 2 Phone 3 immediate Delivery 2d ss
The Alaska daily empire., 1916-07-01
MocAUt,'s sarety First
 AUTOMOBILES 1.17.tt. Efficient SERVICE
HoMEsTEADs

Thence S. 51o 54' E.
 11S.01 feet to Cor.
 No. 1, the place of
 beginning. Total area acres,. oo52
 Net area aimed, acres .............. O.Voz The U Mill Site is adjoiued on the North by Sur. No. 9S2 B, A. millsite; on the East and South by Sur. No. 9S2 B, l. mill site; and on the West by Gastineau Channel according to the plat of survey. x Mil site, Survey No. 10O7 B. Beginning at Cor. No.
 l. whence Cor. No. 9, Tow lode, of this sur
 vey bears N. 52' 3y
 26" E. S9O2.S5 feet; Thence N. 51' 5S' W.
 714.40 feet to Cor Thence S. 82' 5s' W.
 SO5.S4 feet to Cor. Thence N. 51' 5S 30"
 w 2S5.62 feet to Cor Thence S. sSo 19' W.
 85O.So feet 70 Cor. Thence sn, . N. 4s' 20. W.
 S1.S5 feet to Cor. lThsnea N 48s o1, E.
The Alaska daily empire., 1916-07-01

vey; on the East by Sur. No. 9S2 A, 9S2 A, E Lode, according to the NJ lode; on the South by Sur. No. plat of survey.
 Row Lode Survey, No. 10O7 A. Beginning at Cor No. l, whence U. S. II.
 NJ. No. 2 bears 35'
 35' 55" E. 3626.5S Thence N. 6S' 5y w.
 149S.65 feet to point
 for true Cor. No. 2, Thence N. 13' AZ w.
 21.6O feet to witness
 to Cor. No. 2, 501.53
 feet to Cor. No. 8. Thence S. 6S' 59' D.
 149S.65 feet so Cor. Thence S. 1S' AZ E.
 501.53 feet to Cor.
 No. l, the place O.
 beginning. Total area, acres. .... H117 Area Excluded: Conflict with Sur. Eo.
 S6S. Democrat lode. 0.165 Total area exluded.... O.l66
 Net area claimed
 acres .............. 14.O22 The Row lode is adjoined on the North by Sur. No. S6S, Democrat lode; on the East by Sur. No. 9S2 A, l. lode; on the South by Sur. No. 9S2 A. NJ lode and the Tow lode of this survey; according to the plat of survey.
 K Mill Site, Survey No. 10O7-B Beginning at Cor. No.
 l, whence Cor. No. 2,
 Tow lode of this sur
 vey bears N. 20' 0P
 21" W. 20,11S.36 feet. Thence S. 4S' 4S' E.
 466,69 feet, to Cor Thence S. 4S' 2F W.
 454.s5 feet, to Cor Thence N. 45' 58' w.
 6S.3S feet to Cor. Thence N. 5s' oO w.
 13S.59 feet to Cor. rheDco nD; 0' N. 5s. 1s' 40"
 W. 55.54 feet to Cor. rheGce G, '' N. AS. 50 W.
 215.1e feet to Cor. Thence N. 46' 1s' 10"
 D. 465.S6 feet to Cor.
 No. 1, the place of
 beginning Total area, acres ... 4.91S Area Excluded: Conflict with Sur. No.
 72 B, Belvedere Mill Total area excluded. 000;
 Net area claimed,
 acres, ........... 4.9lS
 The K Mill Site Is adjoined or Che Northwest by Sur. No. 72 B Belvedere Mill Site and on the Southwest by Gastineau Channel, ac cording to the plat of survey.
 U Mill Site, Survey No. 1007 B. Beginning at Cor. No.
 1, whence Cor. No.
 2, Tow lode, of this
 survey bears N. 46s l 49' 09" F. 994739
The Alaska daily empire., 1916-07-01

SUMMONS FOR PUBLICATION
 No. 2s6.
Justice Court For Juneau Precinct, Territory of Alaska, Oi.
 vision No. 1. Herman c. Brachman, Plaintiff,

vs.
 Anna Morrison, Defendant.
 To Anna Morrison, defendant Greeting:
 In the name of the United States of America you are hereby com manded to be and appear in the above entitled court, holden at Ju' neau in said Division and said Dis trict, and answer the complaint filed against you in the above entitled ac- ton within thirty (3O) days after the last publication of this sum- mons, to-wit: on the 29th day of August, A. D., 1916. and if you fail so to appear and answer, for want thereof the plaintiff will take judg- ment against you for the sum of four hundred (S40O.OO) dollars upon contract for the sale of household goods furnished and received, and will apply to the Court for relief as set out in the complaint filed herein. The order for publication of this summons was made by this Court on the 18th day of June, A. D., 1916.
 IN WITNESS WHEREOF, have hereunto' set my hand and seal, this 18th day of June. A. D., 1916.
 (Seal) JOHN B. MARSHALL, Commissioner and EX.officio Justice
 of the Peace VIM. A. HoLZHEIMER,
 Attorney for Plaintiff, 522-26 Goldstein Bldg Juneau, Alaska First publication June 17, A. D. 1916 Last publication July 29, A. D., 1916 S5oo,ooo Worth of Mining Property
 Sacrificed
 Discoverer and owner forced to sell , claims, cleor title, within , miles of Juneau, one mile of beach. Ledge about 100 feet wide, estimated aver age $2.S5 per ton. Price s5,ooO. A genuine bargain; costs you nothing to examine. Address Mine Owner care of Empire. Jyf>
The Alaska daily empire., 1916-07-01
TURKISH BATHS

CITY BATHS. Steam, shower, tub and Turkish batLs. Emma E. Burke proprietress, S29 Frti Street. Phone 8.1-S. 11-16-tt
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1916-01-08
BY REV. ROBERT II. MILLIGAN
Pastor Emmanuel Presbyterian Church.

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The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1916-01-08

OUR SATURDAY SERMONA Pastors Look Beyond the War

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French Revout den democac
Civil War higher
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the present law
there
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nd fin ishmentof war
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Il ever met until / met you. Then
1t was all off, my dear. I knew
that you were my girl just as you
knew that / was your man from
the moment I opened that school
room door. 81 y.
Everything went on as before.
After we we're married, Eleanor,
in that mysterious way that
women have, continued to Let me
know that she was not pining for
love of me. Perhaps I was . ut
tie surprised and piQued at that,
because, my dear, we are all more
or less egotistical, "a man rather
likes to think he ia more or iess
In many women's lives), but moth
ing was said until that unlucky
night on the train" For once
Dick was telling the truth wItha
vengeance. III n
You remember that pretty
woman who set out TO blackmail
me. Well, she, of course. got me
to drink more than was goodtfsr
me that night at dinner. Emiid
not know that Eleanor was on the
train until later and our flirta-
ton much advanced.
You will remember that the
woman was provocative and she
certainly gave me lot of encour-
agement, and perhaps would
have fallen into her net IL Eleanor
had not--seen how things we're
going and sent for me to come to
her stateroom-
up to this time, am sure
Eleanor only had desire to keep
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me from making a fool of myself,
for she certainly told me that
was an idiot to make up to that
other woman. / was influenced
with wine and the previous flirta-
tion-the temptation came to find
out II Eleanor had any of the old
time feeling left for me-"
"You know the rest. Eleanor,
poor girl, in trying to rescue me
from the other woman, contrived
to dig pit for herself.
II swear to you, Margie, that l
was the most repentent and re-
morseful man you ever saw, for
found that to Eleanor Fairlow, I
was the one and only man and
acted like a scoundrel.
Ever since that night l have
wanted to break with her to get
out of their horrible position, both
for your sake and hers-but she,
poor girl, took 1t for granted that
loved her and wanted to be with
her as much as she wanted to be
with me.
"You know the rest: cleaners
life 10 ruined, and now you know
what a cad / am.
Yes, my dear, I am very much
like other men. We welcome any
thing. everything, to vary monot-
ony Of business. No matter how
much we try to be straight and de-
cent members. Of society, we all
want to and most of us do kick
over the apple cart occasionally. :"
but what of us women, Dick?"
! broke in, ARE our lives SO much
more diverse than yours that we
must be content with what little
part Of yourselves you men must
give us?
What is there SO wonderful
about Kicking over the apple cart
that you cannot resist II? No,
don't try to speak, Dick. You
would not tell me the truth, but /
warn you that II in the future I
too feel like Kicking | shall do
80. No question OF conventionality
or even morality shall keep me
from It,"
Il do not fear you." said Dick
with a smile.
you had better" I answered
seriously. for I fear myself"
Continued Monday
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1916-01-08
CONFESSIONS
u OF A WIFE

/ within his heart. ] wish I could
explain Eleanor to you. Margie.
She IN not q bad woman, in fact
she II q good woman. Her only
fault 10 in loving worthless me.
II know It sounds like q cad to
make the assertion, but after that
letter ] think you will agree that
it's only explanation II. as she says,
"a great love- on her part. have
no excuse except that l am q man
and she is very pretty woman.
The poor girl." he said. regret
fully. Il do not even have that
excuse OF loving her. You see,
Margie," he went on in a rather
hesitating manner, II am the only
sweetheart Eleanor FairIow ever
had, and while | had never asked
her In SO many words to be my
wife, yet it was pretty well under
stood from the time was sixteen
and she was fifteen that when we
grew up We were to marry.
II liked her the best of any girl
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1916-01-08
Counting the Cost

n ndcens. ttheesa
xacn athoughu is to
we first get
be- by O Iranfr
the padn Whena
n inexch something muc
Ande
if lures are tmaed IN hisway.
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at Dick searchingly

looked at Dick searchingly.
Are you sure that you want
me more than all the rest in
stead OF all the rest?"
There never has been a mo-
ment, my dear, when would not
take you II all the women in the
world might be the alternative. /"
But Dick
There are no butts about IL,
Margie. l have tried to tell you
often that no woman understands
the ways Of man any more than
q man understands ways Of a
woman. We start from different
premises and usually reach differ
emit conclusions.
1T ID not always the woman
that man desires most that he
loves most. A man may desire a
hundred. yes q thousand women,
and forget them In a moment, but
the woman he loves Ia always
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1916-01-08
COck-a-DOOdle-D Doc! Bow-WoW!

O
wened
amail an and
asing piece Of dogGe
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y ~"
Humphreys Seventy
en- For Colds, Influenza,
q RIP

The Grip epidemic HAS increased
thu demand for "Seventy-seven"
- that our resources are taxed
we ask dealers and consumers to
eoAserve and husband their sup
~.
10 get the best results, take
1eventy-seyen' at the first feel
1Ng cf Grip or Cold. chill, q
ohivsr, 1assitude.
r. you wait until you begin to
cough and sneeze. have sore
throat and influenza, II may take
longer.
sse end sles- = an drussisss or
M1uohrexs' Homso. Medicins Co.
~ William Street. New York
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1916-01-08

The feminine mind dear Rebel, is a slave to
fashion. 1t is customary, therefore fashionable, to
clean ALL the sidewalk when the man of the house
gets out his snow shovel in the morning. 1t Is
tomary, fashionable, and PROPER! Not from
mere utiitarian viewpoint perhaps It is true, as
you maintain, that the mailman and Mrs. Jones can
reach your hospitable veranda if there's pathway
through the snowbanks, down the middle of the
walk. But look at this question from aesthetic
standpoint. Consider the community's standard of
elegance. How much Nicer how much prettier, if, in
front of each residence broad expanse of concrete
presents itself, bordered by copious hilocks of daz
cling whiteness and giving evidence that the inhab
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THE COST OF GRIP

THE COST OF GRIP
Patrick O'Brien, millionaire.
Family physician
10 visits at S. .....s SO
Consulting specialist
one WISH ...... 20
Trained nurse
One weeks service -. SIS
| Prescriptions .......... 10
1925
Pat o'Brien, bricklayer:
luinihe .......s. ........ 10
Half-pint whisky ......... SO
s.a5
Candy Brothers are owners of
the Busy Bee candy stores in st.
L0Vs-
WANTED, !. LADY. WHO IS
ONLY OCCASIONALLY CID
(From the Glasgow, Scotland,
Herald
Lady would like to meet occa-
Irionally elderly lady living alon-
for companionship.
Sir: Being color blind, ap,
immune from an attack of the
/ blues? Pllsen.
Artie suggests that BRIDE
grooms attend tho travel films
with their brides and thus enjoy
a honeymoon in Europe.
OH wad some power
The giftie gle us.
To see some folks before
They see us.
\ Sir: Ny old maid sister franz
cd this ad for insertion ia rho
Times recently:
Wanted A furnished room
by a lady with electric lights md
cook stove. : Artie.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1916-01-08

70 the oft
friend Rebel follow
of al wllno
rot over "a gcase
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Let Your Wife Have Her Way

Ion from rs sign
II
commended mailman ndghbor
reac hour domiIe al eeuphO
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1916-01-08

j. Seymour Patches is right in
style. The paper says cut away
coat tails are the rage. His is in
rags. Wool!
Opie Read, the novelist, was
riding between Buffalo and AL
bany one day. The train was be-
hind time. He called the conduc-
tor over and said:
Cant you go faster than
this?"
Sure" came the reply, but J
have to stay with the train
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1916-04-22
CONSIDER TIE EDITOR.

Pickihg Up an exchange, we came upon this choice bit
 Remember that the newspaper edi- tor whom you are cussing is probab- y the fellow who will have to write your obituary. Also rema mber that when he writes your obituary out of the goodness of his heart he will probably overlook the fact that you are skunk and deadbeat and a wife-beater, and out of sympathy for your family will put q halo on your head and picture you as twansing a golden harp in the New Jerusalem. Then be charitable, even if the editor is reprobate and a grave digging hyena."