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The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1916-03-23
LIQUOR MEMS ARGUMENT.

Replying to the paid orators of the
saloon who declare that If it was not
intended that men should drink al
coholic liquor God would not have
created the rye, the corn, ETC., from
which it is manufactured, the Ameri-
can Issue says: "They might declare
that if God had not intended men to
drink booze, he would not have Gre
ated the wood that builds the saloon,
the brass in the fixtures, the quartz
melted into the goblet or the iron
which, molten, makes the stove. They
might carry the argument farther and
say that If God had not intended men
to drink alcoho, that he would not
have created the mouth with which
to imbibe. Until 1t can be shown that
God created a mans tongue so that
he could lie and hands that he might
steal. there is not very much in the
argument that the Creator made corn
and rye that men might make alco-
hol therefrom for the purpose of pois-
oning themselves and their fellowmen
for profit"
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1916-03-23
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COMPARE THESE FIGURES.

COMPARE THESE FIGURES.
Why is prohibition sentiment max
Ing such rapid strides in Ohio? Here
are some facts that may partly answer
the question:
The As dry Ohio counties sent to
the State Industrial school, during the
year, 76 boys. The 43 wet counties,
entitled by population to send 228,
sent $50.
The AZ dry counties sent to the
penitentiary 106. The 43 wet coun-
ties, entitled by population to send
318, sent 500.
The As dry counties sent to the re-
formatory SO. Tho 43 wet counties,
entitled by population to send 249,
sent 582.
The As dry counties sentenced to
warehouses; 11S. The 43 wet counties,
entitled by population to send 354,
sent 967.
The As dry counties sentenced to
Jail Imprisonment 497. The 43 wet
counties, entitled by population to
send 1,491, sent 2,646 with Cleveland
not reported to add to the wet side).
The As dry counties expended for
maintenance of Jail prisoners $751;
316.06. The 43 wet counties, entitled
by population to $63,94S.1S, spent
s139,750 with Lucas and Clark coun-
ties and the cities of Toledo and
Springfield not reported to add to the
wet side).
Cost of Jail prisoners IN As dry coun-
ties, one year, 21,316.06. Cost in one
wet county alone (Hamilton), with
only one-third as many people, $21,-
037.90.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1916-03-23
HAVE ROSY CHEEKS
AND FEEL FRESH AS
A DAlSY-TRY THIS!
Says glass of hot water with
phosphate before breakfast
washes out poisons.

To see the tinge of healthy bloom
In your face, to see your skin get
clearer and clearer, to wake up with
out a headache, backache, coated
tongue or a nasty breath, in fact to
feel your best, day in and day out, just
try inside-bathing every morning for
one week.
Before breakfast each day, drink a
glass Of real hot water with tea
spoonful OF limestone phosphate IL It
as harmless means Of washing from
the stomach, liver, kidneys and bowels
the previous days indigestible waste,
sour bile and toxins; thus cleansing,
sweetening and purifying the entire
a1imentary canal before putting more
food into the stomach. The action of
hot water and limestone phosphate on
an empty stomach is wonderfully In
MIGRATING. 1t cleans out all the sour
lamentations, gases and acidity and
gives one q splendid appetite for
breakfast.
A quarter pound of limestone phos-
phate will cost very little at your drug
gist or general store, but is sufficient
to demonstrate that just as soap and
hot water cleanses, sweetens and
freshens the skin, so hot water and
limestone phosphate act on the blood
and internal organs. Those who are
subject to constipation, bilious attacks,
acid stomach, rheumatic twinges, also
those whose skin is sallow and COM
plexion pallid, are assured that one
week of inside-bathing will have them
both looking and feeling better in ev-
cry way.-Ady.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1916-03-23
ASKING TOO MUCH.

81 belonged to the Good Fellows
club until little while ago, and l
left it-not for any moral reason, but
for cold-blooded reason. / thought
Mr.. Barleycorn was asking Just lit
tie too much for liquor. In addition
to the price that he and 1 agreed
upon, he asked for my country-my
government, local, state and national.
He demanded a mountain range of
blasted homes; $4,000 boys and girls
as driftwood in his River of Death;
the eyesight of babies and the peace
of old age.
Barefoot soldiers gave us indie
pendence, but barefoot children do not
have to give us revenue! In this fight
you do not have to die. All you have
to do Is to make modest investment
in human progress and in the King.
dom of LEX Congressman Ian.
dis of Indiana.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1916-03-23
Saturn Changing Color.

Recent observations of Saturn at
the Lowell observatory show a re-
markable' change in the color and
brightness of the planet itself, which
is now of a pinkish brown tint and
strikingly darker than its rings. Com
parsons of the stellar magnitude of
the planet with Capella, Procyon and
Mars, also show that its brightness is
less than had been predicted.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1916-03-23
GENTLE RUBBING
HELPS VARICOSE VEINS

Rubbing the swollen veins nightly for
about two minutes with a gentle up
ward stroke brings benefit to sufferers
9ad Is mighty good advice, says an
1flthority.
After the rubbing, which should
always be toward the heart, because
the blood in the veins flows that way,
apply Emerald Oil Gull strength) with
brush or hand.
rg g .n,s S,5nPie n nome INF TOT
ticed, then continue until veins are re-
duced to normal 1t is very concen-
trated and penetrating and can be OBJ
30 powerful that it also reduces Goitre
and Wens
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1916-03-23
Real Harm in SMOKING.

Scientists at the Paris medical col
lege have found by series of expert
ments that, as psychologists have long
asserted, tobacco smoke has an injuri-
GUS effect on the heart, but that this
effect is not dependent on the amount
of nicotine contained in the tobacco;
in fact, smoke from the combustion of
materials other than tobacco appeared
to be about as harmful. The deleteri-
GUS effects are attributed to the null
tiple products of combustion in the
smoke.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1916-03-23
DON'T LOSE ANOTHER HAIR
Treat Your Scalp With Cuticura and
Prevent Hair Falling. Trial Free.

For dandruff, itching, burning scalp,
the cause of dry. thin and falling hair,
Cuticura Soap and Ointment are most
effective. Touch spots of dandruff and
itching with Cuticura Ointment. Then
shampoo with Cuticura Soap and hot
water. No treatment more successful.
Free sample each by mail with Book.
Address postcard, Cuticura, Dept. l.,
Boston. Sold everywhere.-Adv.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1916-03-23
AID COMMON DEFENSE.

Will not national prohibition aid
wonderfully lin providing for the
common defense" by making us, or at
least helping to make us, virile.
strong, and sober nation? Will it not
be a potent factor in the establish
ment of domestic tranquility?
What is there that disturbs "domes-
tic tranquility" more than the drink
ing of twenty-five gallons per capita
of alcoholic beverages every year, as
do the people of this country Con
gresham Caleb Powers Of Kentucky.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1916-03-23
TEMPTING FUTURE SOLDIERS.

In Britain 100000 men have ap-
piled for service. One million have
been rejected. If peace standards were
being applied 100000 would have
been rejected Commenting upon this,
DR.. C. w. Saleeby, the eugenist, says:
1--WE tempted the future soldiers with
drink at sixteen. This million of re-
jected men were once younger" He
also says: mo instructed German
would deny the fact that his own coun.
try's figures are worse"
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1916-03-23
RECIPE FOR GRAY HAIR.

To half pint Of water add / OF. Bay Rum, a
small box of Barbo Compound, and n o% of
glycerine. Apply to the hair twice week
until 1t becomes the desired shade. Any drug
gist can put this up or you can mix 1t at
home at very little cost 1t will gradually
darken streaked, faded gray hair, and re-
moves dandruff. 1t is excellent for falling
hair and will make harsh hair soft and glossy.
1t will not color the scalp, ia not sticky or
greasy, and does not rub off.-Adv.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1916-03-23
DEAD SURE TO LOSE.

There are two things that are hur-
rying national prohibition" said a
brewery agent to w. c. T. U. wom-
an-"first, the great new efficiency
basis in the Industrial world (men of
capital and men of the laboring class
have come to see that John Barley
corn does not pay in dollars and
cents); and second, the enfranchise-
ment of the women of the United
States. If the big corporations do not
put us out of business before long,
the woman's ballot will dead sure"
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1916-03-23
Constipation
Vanishes Forever
Aided PASSENGER In Peril.

A notable instance of the kindness
of those in charge of transatlantic
liners developed recently aboard the
liner Ryndam, which was stopped in
midocean and held on an even keel
was removed. Besides the ships sur
geon, and the captain who stopped
the ship, an American dentist COOP
Grated by administering the an
esthetic.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1916-03-23
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GOOD SECTIONAL WIRE FENCE
Easily Erected, and viii Add Much to
the Appearance Of Any
Property.

A recently invented sectional fence
designed for quick and easy erection
Is composed Of U-shaped units, each
of which is made from single piece
of wire, the ends Of the wire being
driven into the ground in such way
that the units overlap and are secure
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1916-03-23
Railroad Ticket Many Years Old.

A twenty nine-year-old ticket be-
tween Kansas City and Gallatin, Mo-,
which was used recently, had lain in
the Leavenworth prison safe in the
interim while the owner served a
twenty-nine-year term subsequent to
his arrest on the train Just before the
conductor came through.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1916-03-23
VindictiNe.

Bobbie had been a naughty boy, and
his father was about to administer the
usual punishment.
Remember, Bobbie," he said, this
is going to hurt me more than it does
you"
81 hope it does, father" replied the
unrepentant boy.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1916-03-23
Record Exports of Flour.

Minneapolis reports record sale
of flour for the last three months-a
total Of 100000 barrels shipped,
more than a million barrels ahead of
any other similar period. Figured out,
this means production of more than
two barrels every second of working
day.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1916-03-23

What? You refuse to lend me a
measley ten-spot? Many's the time
I've tided you over when you were
short"
We'll, If you hadn't been SO darned
reckless with your money you wouldn't
be broke now"
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1916-03-23

Singleton wonder who originated
the old joke about the difficulty of
finding woman's pocket?
Wederly-Don't know; probably
some poor chap who married an heir.
ess.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1916-03-23
II All pepends.

''Do you believe that kissing is I'M
healthy?" asked the fair maid.
"Well-er-I don't know" he re-
piled cautiously. 'Is-er-your faith.
CT at home this evening""
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1916-03-23

She-What key do you want this in?
He-Any key that will fit our piano.
Cornell Widow.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1916-03-23

Next to the elephant, the white rhi.
noceros of Africa is the largest ami.
NAL known.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1916-03-23
PolSoNS MADE Al HOME.

Constipation and Indigestion cause
dangerous poisons which attack va
rious organs. This "self-poisoning"
(auto-intoxication) causes kidney and
blood disorders, head and back aches,
hardening Of arteries, high blood pres
sure, skin eruptions, bad compilations
and countless other ills. The right rem
edy is DR.. David Kennedy's Favorite
Remedy, for it clears bowels of poison
GUS wastes which cause auto-intoxica-
ton; and also has a direct beneficial
effect upon the kidneys and bladder
Thousands helped just in time-years
Of merited success. Write Kennedy
Co., Rondout, N. Y, for free trial.-Adv.
There is an excellent market for
eaws in Russia az that great country
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1916-03-23

Use Murine after Exposure in Cold.
Cutting Winds and Dust. 1t Restores,
Refreshes and Promotes Eye Health.
Good for all Eyes that Need Care.
Murine Eye Remedy Co., Chicago.
Sends Eye Book on request.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1916-03-23
WhY2

did she turn green with envy?"
mo; it wouldn't have harmonized
with her general color scheme. -
Judge.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1916-03-23
How to Feel Well During Middle
Life Told by Three Women Who
Learned from Experience.

The Change of Life is most critical period of
womans existence and neglect of health this time invites
disease and pain. Women everywhere should remember
that there is other remedy known to medicine that will
Lydia E. Pinkham's Vegetable Compound, made from
native roots and herbs. Read these etters:- ,M,
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1916-03-23
Some WeiQht,

Redd-How much does his automo-
bile weigh?
Greene-You mean with the mort
gage?
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1916-03-23

Piles Relieved by First Application
And cured in to IA days by PAzO OINTMENT. tho
universal remedy for all forms of Piles. Druggists
refund money fit fails. Soc.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1916-03-23
ItaIv comparatIvelv Small.

The area of Italy Is 10000 square
miles, while the area of California is
$4,000 square miles.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1916-03-23
Natural Revenge.

so your town went dry?"
'Yes. sir, and if you'll believe me,
the very next week we had food
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1916-03-23

Der in piles of Embarked logs has been
perfected in France.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1916-03-23
The Reason,

why do they call a baseball the
sphere?"
We'll, isn't it the whirled?"
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1916-03-23
His Query.

Darling, the furnace fire is out"
Has that thing got the moving pic
ture show habit, too?"
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1916-03-23

Frequently man thinks he is char
table because he gives advice.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1916-03-23
Ice-Rreaker Carries Passengers.

lce-Breaker Carries Passengers.
The ice-breaking ferryboat, Prince
Edward Island, plying on the Straits
of Northumberland, Canada, has pala-
tial accommodations for passengers.
1t is the first boat of the kind to be
so equipped.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1916-03-23
And Got Run In.

Ever run over anything in your au
tomobile?"
Yes; over the speed limit"
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1916-03-23

Public warning is given to avoid the
danger from poisonous drugs and
Notwithstanding stimulants contained
in so many so-called Cough Cures"
Look on the label of these prepare
lions and you will see that they con-
tain morphine, heroin, codeine, chloro-
form and other dangerous narcotics
which should only be taken under
doctors orders. You are safe when
you take Father Johns Medicine for
your cold because it is pure and
wholesome, free from dangerous mar
cotic drugs and alcohol and has more
than fifty years success.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1916-03-23

Fence Made Up Of U-Shaped Wire
Sections, Designed for Quick and
Easy Erection.
ly bound together. One leg Of each
Of the units is bent to form two
loops, one located near the top of the
fence and the other at the ground.
line. In erecting the fence the Sec
tions are driven into the ground sue
cessively, the straight leg of each
section being first passed through the
loops of the adjacent section.-Popu-
lar Mechanics.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1916-03-23

Philadelphia, Pa.-'T started the Change of Life
five years ago / always had headache and back
ache with bearing down pains and 1 would have
heat flashes very bad at times with dizzy spells and
Vegetable Compound I feel like new person and
am in better health and no more troubled with
the aches and pains had before took your won
derful remedy. recommend it to my friends for
cannot praise it enough" Mrs. MARGARET GRASS
MAN, 759 N. Ringgold St., Philadelphia, Pa.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1916-03-23

going through the Change Of Life found it very helpf
have always spoken of it to other who suffer as
have had them try it and they also have received %
good results from it"-Mrs. GEORGE A DUNBAR,
II Roundy st, Beverly, Mass. Ill sss
Erie, Pa -"I>was in poor health when the lbs
Change of Life started with and took Lydia
E. Pinkham's Vegetable Compound, I think ~
sh0pd not have I'VE got over d easy I DID Even
and it restores me in q short time. will praise I
your remedies to every for it may help 81
them as it has me."-Mrs E. KISSING, 981 East
Oath ST., Erie, Pa. -
No other medicine has been successful in relieving
suffering has Lydia e. Pinl1hams Vegetable Cor
Women receive free and helpful advice by writing
E. Pinkham Medicine Co.. Lynn, Mass. Such letters
and answered by only held in strict conde
The Detroit times., 1916-02-04
ESTIMATORS
FOR Low TAXES
Not "SOre" At Mayors Effort
to Abolish Board, Says
Bolton

The board OF estimates will glad
ly cooperate with the mayor and
the common council In cutting down
the budget to insure low tax
rate" said Edwin c. Bolton. who Ia
the caucus choice for the board
presidency, Thursday morning.
There are no sore spots on the
estimators because OF the mayors
recommendation that another at.
tempt be made to abolish the board
by charter amendment. The board
will do its work next spring as
faithfully as Il has done In the past.
All the funds will oe gone over and
cuts will be made where possible
When I was president OF the board
two years ago we had tax rate
under 500"
The estimators will oppose the
mayors attempt to abolish the
board by placing before the people.
next fall. a proposed charter amend.
ment reducing the membership Of
the board to 20. one representative
from each ward and Hve TO be elect.
ed at large. The smaller board
would. according Estimator Bol.
ton, meet twice mr h and 90
over all transfers OF funds made by
the various departments.
The Detroit times., 1916-02-04

When the children have sore
throat. don't blister their necks
with lamp oil. Don't torture them
with a foul smelling piece OF fat
meat, wrapped about the neck.
Don't imagine there is medical vir-
flannel. Don't believe superstitione
A sore throat is n serious matter
and 10 not to be healed by such
make-believe remedies. The use OF
such methods Is simply put -
]! ]! !! ! Il / / ]: !: !: !: ::
ting the patient TO needless ok
torture. Use little soreOM
throat wisdom and give them N
TONSILINE and the throat III
will heal quickly.
% cents and SO cents. Hos "a
oital Size 800. All DruggistA ~
The Detroit times., 1916-02-04
'IASSOED" WIFE
GETS A DIVORCE

To be "lassooed" by ones hus.
band. and dragged about the back
yard Of ones home at the end of
the rope. was not considered ideal
entertainment for q wife by Mrs
Blanche A. Rishel, who testified be.
fore Judge Mandell In q divorce
suit. Thursday afternoon. She was
plaintiff In the case and was graz.
cd decree from Walter Rishel.
Mrs. Bernice L. Campbell was
given decree. freeing her from
Mitchell A. Campbell. after she had
told the court he wore another
woman's diamond ring and told her.
when she demanded explanation.
that the owner Of the ring was the
woman he loved most.
DEGREES also were granted, Thurs
day afternoon. to Frank A. from
Emma q. Bateman; Emma frou
Alexander Ewing, and Irving from
Medlca Satelblum.
The Detroit times., 1916-02-04
NOT SICK ENOUGH, PERHAPS

Many people who need tonic
neglect IL because they are not sick
enough to cause them any worse
feeling than one OF fatigue and dis
comfort.
They do not realize that the de-
cline In their health is SO gradual
that they, themselves. do not realize
how far from normal they are until
the paie face, weak nerves, languid'
ness and irritability attract the at
tentim of friends.
Even then tonic is the right
rem fdy. DIR. Williams Pink pills
build up the blood and send renewed
hea lth and strength 10 every part OF
the, body. The appetite In improved.
thsb digestion ia toned up. there In
new color In the cheeks and lips,
you worry less. become good-natured
Where before you were irritable. and
You find new Joy in living.
This tonic treatment is useful In
dyspepsia, rheumatism, anemia and
nervous disorders. In many cases II
is all the medical treatment that is
required Az a tonic for growing
girls DR. Williams pink Pitts meet
every requirement OF the most care
ful mother.
Free booklets on the blood, nerves
and diet will be sent on request by
the Or. williams Medicine Co. Sche-
nectady. ~ Y. Your own druggist
sells DIR. Williams Pink Pills or they
will be mailed on receipt OF price.
50c per box. boxes s2.50.--Adv.
The Detroit times., 1916-02-04
BRIDGE DELAY
IS CRITICIZED
Chicago Mans Remarks Heart
lily IndOrsed BY Detroit
Real Estate Board

Paul Steanbrecher, president OF
the Chicago Real Estate board.
Gritieises Detroit for delaying the
construct ton OF a new bridge to Belle
Isle
Speak ing before the members OF
the Detroit Real Estate board at
their monthly meeting In the Wayne
hotel, Thursday evening, he declared
that A was incambent on the citizens
act vely interested in the welfare OF
the city 10 see that the river is
slpanned as speedily as possible, so
that the most beautiful playground
IN the world will be easily accessi-
BILE 10 the common people. His re.
marks On the bridge questions were
heartily indorsed by the members
Of tho local board.
Mr.. Steinbrechsr declared that De
troit is now facing the many com
plea real estate problems OF rapid
ly growing city. He compared De
troit's present condition To that OF
Chicago some time ago. Chicago.
he said. lacked foresight. and is
now raying the penalty in taxes. He
urged that the need OF places for
parks. Fairgrounds and schools must
not be overlooked. He suggested
that small tract OF land be laid
aside in the sections which are ex.
pected to be ,he most densely popu.
lated.
In response 10 a communication
from the recreation commission. the
members OF tho local board pledged
their support and cooperation In
the re-establisnment OF the vacant
lot garden plan. and in securing the
use Of other land for temporary play-
grounds.
One new active and IL associate
members were added TO the board
roster. Senator James Hamilton
Lewis. OF Illinois. who addressed the
board last month. was made an hon
Srary member.