The daily Gate City and constitution-Democrat. (Keokuk, Iowa) 1916-1922, 1916-06-07
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writing class minutes, to tbs secre
tary of the class of 1917.
We beQueath Howard Wygle's mar
velous football efficiency to Pau
Megchelsen and we ask that he keel
In view, at all times, Wygle's 'Edu
Gated Toe"
Considering that Ralph LAUDER
Shoimer,s stand-in at the Hancock't
was left him by preceding senior
i've hope we are not too unselfish ir
bequeathfng this said stand-in to an
other young man of high ideals, Harry
.Halwig.
We also bequeath Ruth Bivin's pro
pensity to and skill in note writing
TO Mary Beardsley, in hope that the
teachers Will not think their salaries
amiss.
Wayne Hancock's close ties OF
friendship with Miss I:ecque, in
stenography. we Will and bequeath to
Thornton Hodge who. we hope, will
profit by example.
From William ReimboId'S classes
we learn lessons, and hope he, too,
learns them, which lessons we now
bequeath to John McManus, to be
used as statistics on the Evils of
Unpreparedness."
Miss Morris mathematical ability,
We must needs beQueath to the lack
ing ones and We hope that John Fan
ming will come in for his share.
We also bequeath Mary Harrison's
skill in hair dressing, particularly the
curl, known to exist by sCme on me-
morab1e occasions, behind the left
ear, to Helen Reeves.
We will and henne4fh fN .J0Shua
Elder, Thomas Gray's popularity with
Florence Little for Tom is our best
looking young man, as shown by
numerous character books.
Helen Woolley's automo-bility in
handling her Kissal Kar, we do be-
uueath to Emma Winkleman, in SYM
pathy with the Buick 60
A Musical Request.
In leaving our most noted and
skilled talents to the unskilled, we
will and bequeath Marshall Fulton's
priceless service in musical way, to
Mr.. Geiger. to be used on his cornet;
only we wish that he viii not blow
too much about it.
George Opstelton's efficiency In
stenography, we bequeath to Lyman
Beach, so that some day he can write
q note in shorthand.
As Lulu Arnold contributes her man
to the service of the class, we do will
and bequeath him to Gladys Shafer.
on the condition that he is not eaten
alive, even though he is a Bun"
To Mr.. Springer we hereby will Joe
LIE Faivre's enormous bunch OF foot
ball pep, to be divided judiciously
among next years team, and his
''Vandyke" to those still dry behind
the ears.
we bequeath, to certain individuals,
Mae Bonney's novelistic temperament
and Josephine Witmarsh's reading
ability, to be used combinedly.
We further wish to will liner I.antz's
stole Indifference toward girls, to
Ralph Shpdle, who might well Re
throttled down a bit
Helen Auld's senior theme, on THE
Improving of Country Roads" we will
and bequeath to the state of Iowa. in
expectancy of better roads for such
Joy riders as are found in this school.
We bequeath Katharine Haubert's
interests in a certain dairy to John
Van Ausdall, so that the products
thereof may lengthen his years as
well as his height.
We leave Helen Wolfe's position, of
Mr. Wolfe's helper, to Helen Wylie,
only we must demand that she sees
that all sweaters ordered of Wolfe &
Co, are delivered within three months
from date of order.
Hazel TESTERS close friendship in
the Carthage high school bunch, are
willed to her DESTROYS successor, Mar
garet Stadler.
AS Lois Stevens twinkling eyes are
not SO easily forgotten we will and
bequeath their accomplishments to
Mary Louise Hueston.
In our list of delightful entertainers,
we find one more to receive honorable
mention, Gertrude Weber, whose
liberality in this line we do will to
Helen Peterson, SO that she may en-
terrain her class as well as Miss
Weber entertained the seniors at Hill
Crest.
The wright" 6equest.
AS we have three people who are
all Wright, viz. Ralph, Lloyd and
Mildred, we will and bequeath their
rights in Keokuk high school to Lii
liam Wright, who is also all right.
We will Verna Beaman's commend
able course in high school to some
whose motto seems to be, II Should
Worry
Now we In our wifi, have come to a
place
OF climax, which we viii meet
with best grace.
We have three wonderful girls, with
unusual traits,
Whose careers, we are destined to
link with the fates.
Wen appoint Miss Lang, the goddess
of birth,