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Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1916-01-30
ELKS WANT TO KNOW
WHO'S GOING TO HELP
GET RID OF THE GRUB

Secretary Frank A. Stcrtz. of Albu-
querque lodge of Elks, has sent out
a number Of unique return postcards
to all members Of the lodge Tor the
purpose of ascertaining who viii be
present ut the big get-together dinner
ia be given In the ball room next
Wednesday night.
The postcard Is printed in purple
ink and contains the menu OF the am
ner that is to be served. Something
like the Australian ballot system has
been brought into play for Just over
the menu are the words: Are you
going to help us demolish this feast y
over this query are the words Yes
and NO., and the recipient of the
card is asked TO mark his ballot so
that the secretary may know whether
TO expect him or not. and to sign his
name al the bottom of the return
card,
The dinner will begin at $3.50
o'clock. Everything will be free and
there will be no collection or solicit
tation of funds. only Elks are to
be present The menu is as follows
Cream Of Tt mato Soup
Radishes Ripe Olives Celery
Croquettes Of Ham-Crcam Sauce
Roast Turkey-Dressng
Cranberry Sauce
Baked Potatoes Green Peas
Lettuce and Tomato Salad
Apple Pie American Cheese
Coffee
Cigars Cigarettes
Liquid Refreshments
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1916-01-30
ABUSINESSl
COLLEGE ITEMS

The city league basketball games
are drawing good sized crowds and
are creating much interest in basket
ball. The \. Il. G.. boys are going TO
he formidable cCntcnders for second
place in the race,
A. r. Sandell leaves Monday for
Tnos. New Mexico, whore he viii be
employed in the t. $. forestry offices
AIR Sandel took a recent L. $ ciNli
service examination.
An exccptionallN interesting pro-
gram is promised for the next meet
ing of the literary society which
meets Wednesday afternoon. Friends
of the school are cordially invited to
attend.
Miss lrna Bel Of Glorcta enroll
ed for civil service work last Mon
day.
George Berkwith. who spent many
hard months work preparing for the
civil service examination, has received
nctice that he passed the eNamina-
ton fer departmental service en-
washington. y. 60 Application for
transfer to the eligible list for New
Mexico was honorcd and Mr. Beck
with now holds an appointment in the
Albuquerque forestry offices.
The business Correspondence class
will take final Monday.
Miss RUDY Ellis Is the new book
keepcr. for the Singer Sc wing Ma
chine Co.
Miss Ella ShoclSnessy has accepted
a position as stenographer and book
keeper fer Il. Bliss.
Miss Mabel Phillip has been added
ia the corps of stenographers VINO are
assisting Il. w. Wiley. business man
agcr of the Commercial club. pre-
pare for the big eattlomen's conveh-
ton.
Many students arc working hard
for the various civil service eXainina-
lions that are to be held this sprins
Special classes are being conducted
in both day and evening school, ana
several more 4. Il. C. graduates VIII
probably he added to Uncle sam s
payroll within the next few months
Miss Matte Harper is employed
tenporarily by Secretary Frank Stortz
Of the Il. p. O. f. Miss Harper mas
heen In school only four months and
is already good stencErapher bul
win return to school ana take one OF
the civil service examinations that
will he held soon.
Friends of Al Riehl. who reeentN
accepted a position with Erickson 4
Sabin, Las Vegas. n. NJ, have recelv-
cd word that he Is getting along wen
with his work. likes the town eve
know that Al has liked Vegas Tor
some tine) and Is much pleased with
his position. He reports that car
not Sulier and Theodore Roybal. two
4. y. c. boys now employed in the
Peoples Bank & Trust Co., are get
ting along fine.
Calls for office help have been very
frequent ever since January |, ana
every available graduate of the A. D..
C. is employed. Several attractive
positions had to go untitled last week
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1916-01-30
RETURNED PEACE
PILGRIMS TELL
ABOUT FAILURE
Sixty-Seven Members Of Ford
Party Reach New York. Au-
tocracy Of Management IS
Chiefly Blamed,

New York. Jam 29.-Slxty-seNen
members of the Ford peace eNnedi-
ton came home on the Rotterdam.
Most of them had prepared state
mcnts of their views on the cNpedi-
ton and these statements were dis
tributcd umong the newspapermen
who boarded the steamer at Quaran-
tine.
"Autocracy leadership" was blamed
by most of the Voyagcrs fo The lack
Of success that attended their enter
prise.
state senator Helen Robinson. of
Denver, asserted that certain ideas
fostered by leaders of the party ana
which they attempted to impose on
the delegation created discord. Al
though the mission did net measure
up 10 its ideal she said. 1t "heined
to me bilize the idea of peace in four
European neutral nations. and showed
those people thai the Unitc6 states is
not, as they have been led to believe,
a buZzard nation
Mrs. Inez Mlholland Bossevain,
who left the expedition At Stockholm.
said that while the motive and intcn-
tion of the mission was sincere, it was
failure because it was ian autocra =
tie rather than democratic organ
ization."
Herman Bernstein, the author, who
also left me party ut stockholm, SAID
an i'm ortant blunder was made when
members of the party were virtually
forced in "A humiliating manner to
sign pledsn declarine their opposl-
ton to President Wilson'S policy Of
national defense He jcmed with
the other members of the party IN
giving credit TO Henry Ford for un-
dertakng the mession.
While at Falmouth. the German
and Austrian passengers on the Rot
terdam were subjected to a rigid eX-
animation by the British authorities
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1916-01-30
Senate Slow, More Libcrality.

Washington, Jan. 29-The urgent
deficiency bill, first of the appropria-
ton measures. was passed by the SEN
ate today, carrying $1S.523.247, which
is $951,170 more than the amount
passed by the house. Included in the
bill are appropriations of S2,594,O0O
for the Lincoln memorial here;
So 600 90 for the Alaska railroad;
100000 for fighting the citrus fruit
canker and many other appropriations
for emergency purposes. The bill was
returned to the house to pass on sem
ate amendments.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1916-01-30
Who's Going to
Use the Broom,
in Mexico?

There's lot OF cleaning up be done and eventually
viii have to do the sweeping. Should or must the
United States do it, There's the rub Opinions differ
Frederick Reid has very decided offer in the Febr
airy number of Sunset
Early in January Just before 10 Americans and English
men were murdered in cold blood by bandits i'll Mexico Mr.
Reid returned from that hotbed OF rapnc and revolution with
shand story Of the chaos and confusion existing down
there that will curl your hair and nge your ngcr-ups
He covered the zone of disturbance thoroughly and III
tcrvicwcd Carranza Travelled railroad where train
wrecks Windowess and engines without headlights
the rule rather than the exception happened upon several
startling illustrations of the anti gringo point OF view; III
general secured supply Of details and data that makes
mighty interesting and timely reading.
Whether or not YOU believe advisable perhaps newt
able that the United States supplement diplomatic stationery
with bullet and bayone in Mexico, you'll be glad to learn
what Mr. Reid has to say about i'll Must We Clean Up
Mexico" in the February Sunset
Other big new features in the same issue including DR..
David Starr Jordan "The Safeguard Tor Peace Mr.
Forl's Peace Pilgrimage, etc. etc Sunset comes now YOU
know in a new larger size the socaled tat-slape Big
ger and better than
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1916-01-30
Governor I,rnmbaush Marrics.

Philadelphia, Jan. 2s.--Governor
Martin G.. Brumbaugh, of this state,
was married here today TO his ward,
Miss Flora Belle Parks, who is dis
tant relative and has lived in the
Brumbaugh home for twenty years.
The marriage license gave Miss Parks
age as 80 years and that of the gov
ernor as 81 In the application for
the license the governor gave his oc-
cupation as that of teacher. Before
becoming governor last lamar Mr.,
Brumbaugh was head of tie Phila-
delphia public school system.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1916-01-30
Try the ChiIdren,s Medicine.

Many parents are inclined to be-
lieve that medicine used for children
is not suitable for themselves. While
1t is true that larger doses are re-
quired. II is unreasonable to suppose
that disease in an adult should be
treated any differently than the same
ailment in a child. Mrs. Earl Jcn-
nings, Lima. Ohio. writes. chamber
lain's Cough Remedy is splendid
medicine for children. l have used it
myself for colds and 1t has always
given me the desired relief" Obtain
able everywhere
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1916-01-30
Queen Endorses Mexican Policy,

New York, Jan. 29,--United states
Senator Robert L. owen, Of Oklaho.
ma, in a speech vigorously upheld the
policy of the Wilson administration II
the Mexican crisis and proposed q
world agreement to boycott any actor
seeking territorial conquest. He urged
also that the United States govern
ment build up an army Of defense by
the unemployed young mcr
at living wage to become proficien'
in military training. as well as to de-
velop the road and other resources OF
the country.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1916-01-30
COLD CONE! HEAD
AND NOSE CLEAR
First Dose of "Pape's Cold
Compound" Relieves All
Grippe Misery,
Don't stav stuffed upl

Quit blowing and snuffling A dose
Of "Pape's Cold Compound" taken
every two hours until three doses are
taken will end grippe misery and
break up a severe cold either in the
head, chest, body or limbs.
It promptly opens clogged-up nos
trils and air passages; stops nasty
discharge or nose running; relieves
sick headache. dizziness, feverishness,
sore throat, sneezing, soreness and
stiffness.
"Pape's Cold Compound" is the
quickest, surest relief known and
costs only 25 cents at drug stores.
1t acts without assistance. tastes nice,
and causes no inconvenience. Don't
accept a substitute.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1916-01-30

business conditions than the showing
made by the life insurance companies
OF the country. When times are good
the thrifty man increases his insur-
ance ana takes out new policies
! When hard times arrive he Is apt to
let one of his policies lapse.
Judged by the 1915 record Of the
life insurance companies. and espe-
cially that Of the Pacific Mutual Life
Insurance company, the year 1915 was
one Of the most prosperous in the his
! tory of the United States. The New
Mexico agency of the Pacific Mutual
last year reached the grand total OF
81 1883, 260 in new business written, an
increase Of S19l,260 over the record
OF the previous year, setting n new
high water mark for the agency: and
the start that has been made on the
new year gives every indication that
this record will be shattered by the
1916 showing
Big Sum Invested.
There are comparatively few people
who realize that the Pacific Mutual
is doing moro to develop the resources
of New Mexico than almost any other
financial institution in the country.
The company now has Sal, Sli.01 in
vested in this state far more than any
other insurance company doing BUSH
ness in this field and is increasing it's
investments as rapidly as is consistent
with judicious business management
The men in charge of the company
have faith in New MeXico's future and
are showing their faith by their works
a recent innovation introduced by
the Pacific Mutual has proven to lie
immensely popular and has had much
to do with the great growth in the
business of the company. This is a
straight life insurance policy which
provides for double indemnity in case
of death by accident of any sort. The
combination life, health and accident
policy has long been in use by the
Pacific Mutual, and the double indem-
nifty policy is only an Improvement
upon the liberal terms of this con-
tract.
The New Mexico agency of the Pa
cific Mutual which embraces not only
this state but northern Arizona and
I'll Paso county, Tex, as well, is in
charge of f. Is. Schwentker, and the
headquarters Of the agency are locat-
cd in the n. r. Armijo building, this
city
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1916-01-30
HIM PHREYS'

,,,mnhreys' Homeopathic Remedies
nrenared after prescriptions used
~ ~ pr. Frederick Humphreys, in
~ nrivate practice for many years
n b the public for over SIXTY
YEARS with satisfaction
FOR
ro,crs. COMPOSITIONS, lnflammations.
/, Warns, Worm Fever.
calic, ,'is .ng ana Wakefulnoss of In
ui,rrboca. VI children and Adults
r,uphs. colds bronchitis.
Toothache. Faceache Neuralgia
a Headache, Sick Headache, Vertigo
"a n,suepsin. Indigestion, Weak stomach,
~ rronp, Ioarse Cough. Laryngits.
u. Eczema, Eruptions.
80 Rhrunntism, I.umhago.
"a rcycr and Ague, Malaria.
~ piles, Blind OF Bleeding External, In
tefnlI
% Whuaping Cough.
., ,sthma. Oppressed. Difficult Breathing
- disorders OF the Kidneys.
qa Urinary Inc0ntinencc.
al Snrc Throat OuinSy.
>; Grin. Grippe, la Grippe
pui NJ in small Walls Of pleasant pellets,
etc tho vest pocket. 95c each.
sold bv druggists or sent on receipt OF
.,r,eo Medical Book mailed free.
ut'MpHREYS' HOMEO. MEDICINE CO,
corner william and Ann streets New York.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1916-01-30

The journal now has full assortment OF
Card Signs on hand. You can certainly find
what you want in the following list; Fur
nished Rooms For Rent" "Unfurnished
Rooms For Rent" For Rent" For Sale"
Rooms For Rent" Furnished Rooms For
Light Housekeeping" Room and Board"
Table Board" House For Sale" House
For Rent" "Piain Sewing" "Dressmsk-
ing" The cards viii be sold at the low price
|of 10 cents each. Call At the business office.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1916-01-30

Juarez, Mexico, Jan. 29.--Explosion
of the boiler of n locomotive on a
southbound Mexican National freight
train, six miles south Of Jaurez al
6. 30 tonight. caused the death OF
three men and the serious injury OF
four others. The dead: M. Chavez,
fireman; NJ. Lopez, coal stoker, and
l.. Cerreceres, brakeman. relief
train brought in the injured to the
JuareZ hospital
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1916-01-30
Mines I'm spanish Waters.

Paris, Jan. 20 (6:50 p. m.)-Span-
ish ships arriving at Vigo, Spain, ac-
cordlng to dispatches from that city
report encountering mines anchored
in the Gulf Of Gascony, far from
French territorial waters. Two Span
ish ships were recently sunk by these
mines, which. it is asserted, must have
been placed by vessels flying neutral
flags
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1916-01-30

Paris, Jan. 20 U1:30 p. MA
commission consisting of David Lloyd
George and Andrew Bonar Law, GEN
eral Sir William Robertson. General
Du Cane. Ian Mcpherson and Colonel
Arthur Lee, arrived here from London
last night to discuss production Of
munitions and closer operation be-
tween Great Britain and France.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1916-01-30

Washington, Jan 29.-Representa-
tives of the owners of the Cusi mines
in Mexico, some of whose employees
were killed in the Santa Ysabel mas
sacre. today filed formal claim for
indemnity with the state department.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1916-01-30

more for me than ever dared to hope
for. They not only cured me OF bill
ious attacks and sick headache, but
toned up my whole SYSTEM Obtain
able everywhere.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1916-01-30
Another Woman Made Happy.

1t Is women who have most need or
Chamberlain's Tablets. Mrs. Ethel
Mae Baker. Spencerport, N. y, writes
rChamberlain's Tablets have done
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1916-01-30

The front of the Pastmc theatef
has just received a new coat of paint
The management intends to improve
the interior OF the thcatcr greatly III
short time.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1916-01-30
TOO LATE TO CLASSIFY,

-~--~-~~~~~~~I~~~~~~S~--
FOR RENT--Fine seyen-ro0m house,
unfnrnished or furnished, furnace,
hardwood floors. glnssedin sleeping
porch, etc. Burg Realty Co, 20i
West Gold.
WANTED-Lady to rent pleasant
airy room in house with two other
Indies good board one block dis
tant. Call 715 East silver.
WANTED-Light delivery wagon.
Phone $50. --
LOST--B Between Texas company and
South Broadway, pair OF auto
chains. Reward. Phone 1901.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1916-01-30
PACIFIC MUTUAL
1915 SHOWING IS
RECORD BREAKER
Prosperity Of Country Reflect
ed in Increased Business
and Growing Popularity of
Up-to-date Company,

business men have long recognized
that there is no better barometer of
The Coconino sun., 1916-01-28
HERE WE GO! STOP
 US, SOMOBODY STOP US!

If man be arrested for bootleg ging or introducing liquor into the state and his stock in trade is seized at the same time, and he later trans fers the title to this liquor to an at torney as a fee for defending him, has he or has he not been guilty of a second offense?
 This is a question which has been argued time and again among the peace officers, several such transfers having taken place since the prohibit tion law went into effect in this state.
 While, technically speaking, such a pont might well be raised in court, it has never been brought up. The general opinion among the officers here is that if the lawyers services result in the man being acquitted, he would have given the original owner of the whiskey something of value in turn for it and he could be held liable. Douglas Dispatch.
The Coconino sun., 1916-01-28
For Sail

John Muir, California's naturalist and explorer, related the following story of Colonel D. c. Collier:
 While riding along a mountain road in San Diego, Calif., Mir. Collier came upon dilapidated corral fence upon which hung a sign bearing the follow ing announcement: "For Sail" A bright-looking small boy sat on the fence beside the sign, and Mir. Collier asked him: "When does this ranch sail? 2"
 The small boy glanced up quickly at MT. Collier, smiled and said When some sucker comes along who can raise the wind" MT. Collier doffed his sombrero, thanked the lad for his information and rode on his way, feel ing greatly enlightened.
The Coconino sun., 1916-01-28
Minstrels ,

"Well, MT. Bones, you look angry tonight. What is the trouble?"
 "The rain tried to get familiar with my wife, and it made me mad, MT. Interlocutor."
 But how could the rain get fa- miliar with your wife, MT. Bones ?"
 Ut tried to batter on her back"
 "Very good, Mir. Bones. And have you anything to offer this evening, Mir. Tambo ?"
 "Yes, sir. Can you tell me why a pretty girl is like wagon wheel ?"
 "No, MT. Tambo, l cannot. Will you tell us why?"
 Because she is always surrounded by felloes."
 "As soon as the stage has been cleared of vegetables, eggs and bricks, Mir Howe F. Haulers will render that pathetic ballad: "Sit on My Left Knee, Darling; for the Right is Growing Numb"
The Coconino sun., 1916-01-28
The Crank
I'm a alarmed old crank.

Pm a alarmed old crank.
 l know it because l hear them say so behind my back.
 It makes me peevish when l see employees putting off until tomorrow, what they might do today.
 always get cross when l see things topsy-turvy. It is just as easy to have order and a great deal more con- venient.
 I lose my temper when l see em- ployees sitting around doing nothing. can always find something to do.
 Pm a crank about people looking bright and cheerful, as well as keep ing up good personal appearance.
 I fuss over all the unnecessary de- lays. don't see why everybody can't do it now.
 I never can get used to people who don't come in on time, nor those who make mistakes and then get surly be- cause their attention is called to it.
 I'm i'll natured, over salespeople making out unintelligehe reports and think they are abused when criticised.
 In short Pm grouch, grouch, fuss budget and first class crank-but darn it-there's lot O things to be cranky about. THE BOSS.
The Coconino sun., 1916-01-28
Life's Handicap

Lord Save and Sele is very strong opponent of "votes for women," apro- pos of which fact he has told an amusing story.
 He once attended book dinner, at which all the guests were expected to appear with an emblem denoting the title of book. Lord Save and Sele went in an ordinary evening dress, but he carried lady's petticoat over his arm. No one could guess what book he represented, but when he told them everyone was greatly amused.
 His lordship emblem represented Kipling's famous book "Life's Handi- cap.' His lordship won the first prize.
The Coconino sun., 1916-01-28
Hard on the Chairs

Among the ancestors of Wendell Phillips were several Puritan clergy men. Perhaps it was push of here dity which made him at five years of age preacher.
 His congregation was composed of circles of chairs arranged in his fath- CTS parlor, while taller chair, with a Bible on it, served him for a pulpit. He would harangue these wooden au- ditors by the hour.
 Wendell" said his father to him one day, "don't you get tired of this ?"
 "No, papa" wittily replied the boy preacher, q don't get tired, but it is rather hard on the chairs"
The Coconino sun., 1916-01-28
Humor in the Trenches

In his book, With Our Army in Flanders" Mir. Valentine Williams says that humor is probably the larg. est component of the spirit of the British soldier. "A Jack Johnson bursts close beside British soldier who is lighting his pipe with one oi those odious French sulphur matches The shell blows foul whiff of chem, icals right across the mans face "Oh, dear! Oh, dear" he exclaims with a perfectly genuine sigh, "these ere French matches will be the death of mel"
The Coconino sun., 1916-01-28
Ten Dollars An Ounce for Postage


 The first settlement on the present site of San Francisco dates from l776. It consisted of a Spanish military post (presidio) and the Franciscan mission of San Francisco de Asis. In 1886 the settlement of lerDa Buena was established in a little cove south east of Telegraph Hill. The name San Francisco was, however, applied to all three settlements. The United States flag was raised over the town in 1S46, and the population rapidly increased, reaching perhaps 900 in May, 1S4S. The news of the gold discoveries was followed by crowds of fortune seekers, so that by the end of lo4S the city had an estimated population of 10000. From that time on San Francisco has grown rapidly. The first regular over land mail communication with the East was established by pony express in 1860, the charge for postage being $5 for half an ounce In 1869 the completion of the Central Pacific Rail way to Oakland marked the beginning of transcontinental railway communi cation.-(U. s. Geological Survey.)
The Coconino sun., 1916-01-28
STILL FINDING RUINS
 IN ANCIENT AMERICA

The most striking prehistoric ruin yet unearthed in America has beer found by Dr. J. Walter Fewkes, of the Smithsonian Institution, who made his report to the interior department The mound, the largest of any thus far located wa in Mesa Verde, na- tional park in New Mexico and appar- ently was built for religious rites and ceremonials. It has been named Sun Temple. There are twenty-five rooms and the walls, which total more than 1000 feet in length, average four feet thick. Cedar and pinion trees grow ing above the mound would indicate that the mound had been built about 1900 A. D.