El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1916-12-05

IS not necessary 10 grow old with
age. We have a great many ex-
Il amples 70 this effect in Il Paso.
in Uncle Joe" Nations, Judge Peyton
?. Edwards, VIII T. Gaines. Z. T White,
Horace E. Stevens and number Of
others-not that any OF these men are
really old, but they are aging in years,
yet are as young physically and at
heart as lots Of boys in their tweuties-
Most Of them have attained their sue
cess in this oy refusing to worry and
seeing only the bright side Of life
They are like ex-senator ChaunceE NJ
Depew, who although well over 81
years old. got as many laughs ana
showed as strong voice as ever when
he addressed the New York academy OF
medicine on The Art OF Growing
Older" recently
For those who would stay young
. century, Nj. Depew gave the Ioi-
lowing advice
Just because David said three score
and ten" needn't prevent You from
going on to so. 80 and 100
I believe David's words have caused
more deaths than the great war. ten
times over. They think they ought
to die-and they die
Have an eve for pretty Slrl-Snu
tell your wife all about her
You needn't be a mollycodoIe or an
insfpid Pollysnua when you're 90 Or
older. Enjoy yourself
Shakspere's Seven Ages or Man
doesn't exist today Shakspere died at
=. thinking himself an old man. " ny
he was still young 1elloW, rake
his Seventh AEe-'Sans teeth sans
taste sans eyes. sans every thing
VIM the dentists give US better teeth
than we had originally The occullstS
actually improve on nature eyes anu
as for taste, every good VIE Know ;
that she better look out II the old
gentlemen finds something on the table
not up 10 has standard
Get uD early. no matter how late
You 90 TO bed All l0sg-hved persons
4Toid tobacco and alcohol If they dis
s-rez with YOU cut them off.
Above all keep your mind serene,
You never saw AZ Oh person no
been choleric all his life
Have some special interest apart
from your business Nine is the plat
form There are many who ike SolI-
fThere are lot OF i'@rs IN me Mol 10 ,
y not sport. let sci ice be your recrea-
The greatest Of recrea tions is ser
vice. and there is plenty or need Tor
Il. service TO the church the nation
the state, the city.
IF We had corned beef we'd have
eorned beef and cabbage II We had li.e
cabbage" should be, according TO Dlch
Evans. the motto Of the poor mess
days
Alfred RolIo. OF the county eNperi'
y,eut fas1u. who is going TO the Pan
handle 10 take a position at place
enprODriatelv named Boyina- says m
valley people must look out at then
next fair. as he is going TO give then
competition with a capital g
The office punster submits the Ioi
lowing and labels IL - Bird Of a JOKE
Something TO crow over Fowl pa,
is feared al the sixth annuaI e'Inl %
non Of the II Paso Poultry associa
ton. which opened Tuesdaz-
We were talking OF repartee and IN
svetort courteous the other day an
. friend OF mine told a story on CHAP
lain H A. Chouinard. the populd
nrescher who runs boxing shows 10
his men in the 23rd infantry.
CHAPLAIN Chouinard was serving WI
his regiment in Cuba and the o1ttl
--ss on a long hike. y tropical oelug
was falling and the going was any
thing but pleasant The chaplain wa
praIiSing near a fat major VINO w
Dored for his prOfanity- EveryDoo
was losing his temper and wnen IN.
major fell into an especially deep Inii
middle ne crawled out and said 10 char
lain Chouinard. who had managed
keen on smiling in spite OF every
thing Chaplain, for ChristS sake, 50
sornsthingi'' Quick as 9 lasn cam
the reply: Major, for Christ sake
can't
Dan Jackson wants il clearly unde