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The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1916-08-16

GILL NET LOST Between Ocala
and Salt Springs, Friday night, one
fiftyyard gill net. Finder will please
return to Star office and receive re-
ward. 14-6t
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The postoffice here is handling two
carloads of catalogs for the John NJ.
Smythe Mercantile company of Chi
cago.
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1916-08-16

FOR SALE-Stove wood, seasoned
pine and cypress, large load for a
dollar. Phone 223. Prompt delivery.
WEIGH Lumber Co. 8-5-H
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ocALA LODGE NO. zss. B. P. o. e.

OcaIa Lodge No. 286, Beney o1ent
and Protective Order OF Elks. meets
the second and fourth TUESDAY even
ings in each month. Visiting breth-
rem always welcome. Club house
opposite postofine, east side.
r. S. Rogers, E. r.
E. ]. Crook. Secretary.
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1916-08-16

Mr.. Marcus Frank leaves Saturday
for the biggest city in America, where
he will spend two weeks in selecting
goods for his fall stock.
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1916-08-16

Mr.. j. E. Frampton will lead the
prayer meeting at tle Methodist
church this evening.
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1916-08-16

Please don't forget rnat we carry
the famous NORRIS candies, me best
made. Fresh each week. The Court
Pharmacy. tt
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WANTED-Fifty men to do. station
work on hard road on yardage basis.
Prices on request. w. S. Bonner &
Co.,, Inglis, Fla. 1t.
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FOR RENT-A well located cottage
of five rooms, three blocks from the
square; all modern conveniences. APP
ply to r. r. Carroll, Star Office. #
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Councilman Tompkins was back in
his seat in council last night after his
recent sickness.
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oHAPrEa NO. Is, r. A. M.

Regular convocaticns o. the ocala
Chapter No. 13, r. A. M. on the
fourth Friday in every mouth Al
8 p. m. A. E. Burnett, a. p.
Jake Brown. Sec'y.
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1916-08-16

MAXWELL Touring Cars (60-inch
TREAD) now in stock at 0cala ready
for delivery. R. r. Carroll.
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1916-08-16

The Evening Ssar may always be
found on sale at Gerig's News
Store. 17-f
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1916-08-16

A new shipment Of Cranes station
eru Just in-all styles. The Court
Pharmacy. tic
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Masons meet tomorrow night.

Nj. r. Edwards of Gainesville, has
made application for the position of
plumbing Inspector for Ocala.
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w. X. LANE, nj. D., Physician and
Surgeon, specialist Eye, Ear, Nose and
Throat. Law Library Building, Ocala,
Florida. tt
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Horse, COW and poultry feed, corn,
oats, hay and sweet feed. Ocala
Seed Store. Stiff
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Typewriters cleaned and repaired.
d. c. Baldwin, NOW at the Carlton
House, phone 1913. S-16-3t*
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MoonMrN OLE rHE woRIn

Fort King Camp No. "A neets at
the K.sof P. tall at 7:30 p. m. every
second and fourth Friday. Visiting
soyerelgns are always welcome.
j. w. Lamar. &. C.
Chas- z. Saxe, Clerk.
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Take Rexall liver salts for that
tired, lazy feeling. Gerig's. tt
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Seed oats, seed rye and rape seed,
for fall planting. Ocala Seed Store. tt
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MAXWELL Touring Cars (60-inch
TREAD) now in stock at Ocala ready
for delivery. R. r. Carroll. |
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.le|MA SOCIAL AFFAIRS
Continued from Third Page)
Hunter-BorIand

AT noon today at the home of her
mother, Mrs. j. B. Borland, at Citra,
Miss Louise Borland was married to
Mr.. Nathaniel Harrison Hunter, of
Fort Myers. The ceremony took
place In the parlor of the Borland
home, and was attended by the mem
bers of the families and a few friends.
Rev. I'll. E. Partridge, pastor of the
Citra Methodist church officiated. The
parlor was attractively decorated with
smilax, ferns, white and pink asters
and roses. Miss Borland made a
most charming bride.
Mr.. and Mrs. Hunter left over the
Seaboard Air Line this afternoon for
New York, Boston and other points in
the east. On their return in Septem-
Der they will make their home al
Fort Myers.
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We carry full line OF Thermos fill.
ers. The Court Pharmacy. If !
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OcALA FRATERNAL ORDERS
laARIuN-pUNN MASONIC LopGE

Narion-Dunn Lodge No. 10, r. q
A. M, meets on the first and third
Thursday evenings of each month al
500 o'clock, until further notice.
b. C. Webb, w. NJ
Jake Brown, Secretary. AID
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OCALAsTEMPLE
PYTHIAN' SISTERS

The 0cala Temple Lodge No. 28
Pythian Sisters, meets every Tuesday
afternoon at 2:30 at Castle Hall, west
of courthouse. Visiting members are
cordially invited to meet with us.
Kate B. Howell. M. r.
Lena Tompkins. NJ E. C.
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Do you read the unclassiied ads
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1916-08-16

Mr.. and Mrs. w. E. Nelson and
young son, well known people of
Ocala, departed yesterday on the re-
turn trip home after pleasant stay
in this city, guests of the parents of
Mrs. Nelson, Mr.. and Mrs. E. L. Kim
brough. Mrs. Nelson and son were
visitors for term of several weeks,
while Mr.. Nelson spent the weekend
here. They were accompanied on their
return home by little Misses Loretta
and Della Lee Kimbrough, who will be
their guests for an extended stay in
that city-Lakeland Star.
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A letter from Mr.. H. M. Hampton
in Asheville to an Ocala friend says:
1--WE hope baby is better. She has
been brighter today, and in fact has
been slowly improving since Saturday
morning, but the doctors don't hold
out any too much encouragement yet,
but say she is much improved, and
that they think she has chance.
When I arrived here Friday the doc
tors had a conference and made an ex-
animation, and said she could not live
many hours; but they now think she
has chance. Unless something in
terferes, ] hope she will be all right
soon. When / came she was lying in
a stupor, and had not known anything
for three days. She now says a few
words and all believe she is recover
ing. We have had one fight for her
but believe we win win"
Il There will be a box social at the
Baraca hall on the Baptist church lot
Friday night at 1880 o'clock. Ladies
viii bring small lunch which will be
sold to the boys. Everybody invited
to attend.
The Star is informed that the w
C. T. U. social at Kendrick last night
was most enjoyable occasion. A
number of Ocaal folks attended.
Mrs. Sidney Halle returned last
night from a visit to Mr.. Halle al
his plantation in Alachua county.
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Chas- & Sage. Clerk.
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1916-08-16

Mrs. Sidney Halle returned last
night from visit to Mr.. Halle at
his plantation in Alachua county.
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Asparagus (green and White), Also
Strawberries wanted bV

0Al uWlGltiEo MQuA6u
Abel Bernard COInc. .305 Washington
Agalloco, J. P. & Co. 249 Washington
AmendOla, L. & Co. 294 Washington
AntonOpulos, John D.......81 Vesey
BenneT, II & Co. 1913 Wallabout Mkt
Berrian & Joerger 122 Wallabout Mkt
Braun, John & Son 14S Wallabout Mkt
Carroll J. Pratt ... .Z67-9 Washington
Cohen, L. .......1025 WallabOut Mkt.
Couch. Frank & Co. .346 Washington
Crate, John c. ......306 Washington
Davenport, w. J. & S. H. 190 Park Pl.
Ellis, William. ...... 81 Little W. 18th
FerrOne & LOdOlce Co. 1873 Reade
FierrO Bros. 10O5&1109 WallabOut Mkt
Fierro, J. NJ. & Co. 1912 Wallabout Mkt
Francke, John H. G. Co. 239 Wash'n
Frost, S. H. & E. H. 319 Washington
Gleichmann. r &CO. 1I3 Wallabout Mt.
Heller, H. & Co. .303-5 Washington
Imperato Bros. & Co. .2O19 1st Ave.
Janecke, L. Co. (The) 276 Washington
Kirk J. B. ..S .S71-3 Washington
Lawless, P. Sons, Inc SO Little W 18th
Lippmann, Gus & o....110 Warren
Lippmann. j. e G. Inc. 33S-40 Wash'n
Liscomb, W. H. & Co. 124-6 Park Pl.
LOewenthal. I..........1S7 Reade
Manniello Bros. &Mayrsohn 1855 Reade
MartOri 2. .........9 WallabOut Mkt
Meyer. A E. & Co... 134 Park Pl.
Meyer, Re & Co 1006-7 Wallabout Mkt
Frank 1922 Wdllabout Mkt
Natalie & Frank .....250 Washington
f &Sons 24O Wallabout Mkt
G. II. & Co. 16S Reade
Roberts. T. J. & CO........1S1 Reade /
Saslaw & WeXler. e.. 26S Washington {
Sauer, J. P. & Co.. 293 Washington
Schneider, ]. H. & Co 2S6 Washington 1
HE. & Sons. S67 Wash'n .
Stout & Drost. .14O Park Pl. /
T. II. .126 Wallabout Mkt .
VOgel, H. c. & Co. .342 Washington
A S. .GansevoOrt Market /
H. X. & Co. -314 Washington
Young, A. F. & Co......201 Duane
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Eggs and Poultry wanted

Alpaugh, E. S. & Co.. w. Wash. Mkt
Boehm. Daniel P 2O4 Wallabout Mkt
Greenspan & Brenner. 1858 Greenwich
Heilmann, Harry SIS Westchester av
Hoehn, Jacob ........ 295 Washington
Jelliffe, Wright & Co. 2S4 Washington
Lewis, H. & Co.. Inc. .... 1873 Duane
l. H. 5S Hewitt, W Wash. Mkt
ShOrr, AdOlph. .............153 Reade
George $50 Greenwich
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Eggs wanted by

Aver e Mckinney .222 N. Delaware av
9habrow Bros. .....38 So. Water
Fisher, E. X. & O.....315 So. Front
Hitschler Jacob J. & Son 1928 South
Jamison John. ........3 & S. Water
Nice & Schneider Co. q. .6-10 S. Water
& Marvel. ..... 102 Vine
Milford chronicle., 1916-05-12
Corn (cOh and sheIIedl wanted hv

G.H&Bro., 1887 .Passayunk av
Hieber Chas. & Co. ..619 Callowhill
Street, Walter & Co. .31st & Chestnut
Wilson John .1116-20 So. 9TH
Milford chronicle., 1916-05-12
To the Receiver.

Over five thousand copies Of this paper
circulated among the farmers. fruit and
truck growers, poultry men, country
stores, dealers in sea food and other Del
aware, Maryland and Virginia products
weekly.
desiring them
Milford chronicle., 1916-05-12
To the Grower and shlpper.

It will be to the interest Of all growers
and shippers Of Delaware, Maryland and
Virginia products 10 consult the following
list OF commission merchants and Dealers
weekly, and to look for the names and ad-
dresses OF those soliciting shipments OF
whatever you may have for sale
The list will eventually include commis-
sion merchants, etc, Of other cities.
Frank A. DOeringer,
Milford, Del. Publisher.
Milford chronicle., 1916-05-12
COMMISSION MERCHANTS AND RECEIVERS OF PHILADELPHIA

Rogers. W. H. .....120 Produce Av.
ROthstein & Son. APO s. End
Sabarof, Louis .... 1913 Produce Av
Semmelbeck & Co. .14S Produce Av
Selby Produce Co. (The) )114-6 Callowhill
Semmelbeck & Co.. 14S Produce av
Sharp & GOsser. er............142 Dock
SpadarO. F. c. & Co........126 Dock
Turner, J. p. .............2l1 Dock
Townsend, Samuel A. Dock & Second
Walker & Rice. ... 400 New Market
Weinert, VIM. & Co. Second & Dock
wilkins, Munson Co., S51-S Newmarket
Williams & Co....41 413-5 New Market
Williams C. V..............20 .203 Dock
Zeller G. A.............344 N. Water
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Calves and Poultry wanted by

Applegt, W. d. & Co. W. Wash. Mkt
Bodine & Hinrichs, w. Wash. Mkt
Dennis & Herring Wv Wash. Mkt
DeNoyelles. S. & Co., W. Wash Mkt.
Farmers Com. House, Inc q Harrison
Greenwald Bios. 52S Westchester Ave
Herring, c. NJ. & Co. .. w Wash Mkt
Hovey. Charles B....W. Wash. Mkt
Lewis. G. II. & Sons. w Wash. Mkt.
Otis, B. W. & Co. ......W. Wash. Mkt
Richardson j .Smith&Co. W.Wash. Mkt
Wheeler. w. IL. 90 Grace w. Wash Mkt
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Fish Wanted

Fish Wanted
Baldauf G Mccarthy sc Fulton Fish Mt
Burnett & Keeney, Inc. 6 Full Fish Mt
Cole, Robert w. 20 Fulton Fish Mkt
Cornelius & Daiz, 40 Fulton Fish Mkt
Dais, John COInc 10Y Fulton Fish Mkt
Fulton Fish Co.. .23 Fulton Fish Mkt
Half. Alvah W. Inc u Fulton Fish Mkt
Haley, Caleb e Co. IA Fulton Fish Mkt
Hall, r. F. & Co. 81 Fulton Fish Mkt
Lockwood Bros. 114-5 Fulton Fish Mkt
Lockwood&W Winant 4 Fulton Fish Mkt
Meigs, Chas. c. Co. 25 Fulton Fish Mkt
Minugh, ]. NJ. Co. 10 Fulton Fish Mkt
Reid, ThOs M.&Co. 10S Fulton Fish Mt
Rogers, H. M&CO. II Fulton Fish Mkt
Rogers, W.H& Co. LOG Fulton Fish Mt
Schnaud, Francis L. 10 Full. Fish Mkt
Storer, S.L. & Co. 16 Fulton Fish Mkt
Wallace & Keeney. 10 Fulton Fish Mkt
Zeller, Chas.& Son 1O9 Fulton Fish Mkt
Fish, CLANS and Grabs wanted
Ackerly, Chas. S.. Fulton Fish Mkt
Fish, Oysters and CLANS wanted
Ihl, The John B. Co......155 West
Westchester Fish Co. 657-61 Brooks av
Guinea Hens and Squads wanted
ALGAAAGAlAall ll Oos 81 w SUN
Klein, J. M..........311 Washington
Nathan Co., Inc.
2S9-91 Washington
Oysters, Clans, Fish Wanted by
Leras, J................14 Beekman
Poultry and Squads wanted
Hance Bros. CO......W. Wash. Mkt
Heineman Bros. ..217-21 Washington
Poultry (LiVe) wanted
Brown, George CIV. Wash. Mkt /
Collins, Chas. Co. .......Jay & West /
7leck, Harry ...........37 Peck Slip |
Bros. ..217-21 Washington |
<assel, David c.. .16-17-1S 18th Ave. |
Irakaur Poultry Co. Inc. 1924 18th av |
Steers & Menke. e.....W. Wash. Mkt /
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Clans Wanted by

Ellsworth. &J.W.Co....212 South
Crabs Wanted by
Sandiford, r. W. ..3S Fulton Fish Mkt
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Epgs. Butter and PoultrY Wanted
Egg Cases For Sale

Michels' Barthold Son Co., Inc.
246 Fulton
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Nice & Schneider Co.. .6-1O S. Water
Rntter. Eggs. & Cheese Wanted by

Aver & Mckinney. .222 N Delaware Av
Gilbert & Bye. e.......32-4 S. Water.
McCanna & Frazer Co. Inc. 46 S. Water
Moffet. Wentworth & Co. II So. Water
Murdoch, A. ]. NJ. & Co. SO S Water
Thurber, Stephen .......11 S. Water
Wachs A. & Co...........111 Pine.
Weiss ]. .D................416 N. I'd
Wildstein, NJ. ..........631 ~ End
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Coulbourn NJ. L....... 1872 Callowhill
Fredrick Geo. W., 18th & Ridge av. mkt
Fry & Barr ... 18th & Ridge Av. mkt
H. c.. 1884 40th st. mkt
Stein, Edward P & Co. .30S S. Front
Milford chronicle., 1916-05-12

Eggs. Butter and Cheese wanted

Balfour Bros. .85O-2 Washington
Long, S. S. & Bro, Inc. 18th & Wash.
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Salt Hay Wanted BY
Butter Country Wanted by

P. A. & Co.. .Srd & Tasker
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Feathers and Hair Wanted

Feldman. H.&Co 824-6 S. Delaware Av
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Fish wanted by

Feldman, H.&Co 324-6 ). Delaware AV
Fish wanted by
American Fish Co., Dock st. Fish mkt
CLARK, Stiles & Co., 14Dock st. Fish mt
Davis & CO......7 Dock st. Fish Mkt
Hagemann & Pole, N.E.Cor. Front &Dock
Hewlett NJ. P. ~ Dock st. Fish mkt
Larkin F. P..... II Dock st. Fish mkt
Smith Jacob H. -. Dock st. Fish mkt
TimmOns E. P........ Dock st. Wharf
Fish, Oysters & CLANS wanted by
Bay Fish Co...........S S21 N. End
Fruits and Produce wanted by
A...............43 .430 5. End
SpectOr Bros. 101 Callowhill
Guinea Hens wanted
Collins George. 1906 S. Front
Eagle Stephen C.........327 S. Front
Feeser Hermann. 337 s. Front
Poultry (dFesSed) wanted by
Poultry dive & dressed wanted by
Collins George. 306 S. Front
Handy o. V. & Bros. 312 S. Front
Walker & Rice. 80. 400 New Market !
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Eggs and Butter Wanted by
Eggs and Poultry Wanted by

Bowers, R. A. Company 9&11 N.Water
Meier, Chas. j.. 10 N. Delaware Av
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Feathers wanted by

HARRISON H. '.....'..'0V5 s Ind
Milford chronicle., 1916-05-12
Butter Country wanted by

Oetjen Butter Co.....2S9 Washington
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Butter. Eggs 8 Poultry Wanted by

Aiken H.R.........32 329 S. Front.
Armour & Co. .3O36 Market
| Baer Geo. M. & Co........25 s. Water.
Brice w. r. & Co. .19 & 21 S. Water.
Buschel M. & Son. .127 Vine
Cannon B. M. & Son. BIB N. Front.
Crawford & Lehman. .....31 S. Water.
Dubosq & Ruth. h..........31S S. Front.
Ellis, T. T. G. Son ..24-6 S. Water
Haldeman, J.G.& Bros. 29lS-24 Market
Friedrich Geo. W., 18th & Ridge Av. mkt
Hatch ]. & Co........128 CallOWhill
Kelsey A. R.. Cor. I'd & Callowhill
Hellerick Frank & Co.. .120 Callowhill
Kisecker P. X. Co. .1O7 Vine
Labows Specially Co.....22 S. Water.
Lacey, J. NJ. ........532 Girard Ave.
Lamb F. E.............229 Callowhill
Macdonald, John J......1S S. Water
Munder Charles. ......1 105 Callowhill
Philadelphia Produce Co., 320 S. Front
A. N. Co., Inc, 215-7 Callowhill
Risser Bros. Co.. .214-6 CalloWhlll
Calves Wanted by
Armour & Company. .S0SS Market |
Bell Howard J. & Co. 1926 Market !
CLANS (LaTge) Wanted
Scar borough & Rowley q 3O4 S. Water.
CLANS and Crabs Wanted by
Schoch, George Y. 1922 S. Water
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ANTIQUE FURNITURE WANTED BY

Lavinskys Antique Shops 1128-8O Pine
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SIDEIGHTS0NW WARN0VES

rTlE jaws Rumania Only miracle will
the OF half OF the the kingdom by Christmas The
bucharest but their field will have stiffness which they have
entirely lost the capital from falling the hands the Ger
and BugarianS.
The o Rumanja portion endangered
Pass nortwa the kwn the Rmanans and Russians standing
the
Falkcnhayn rapidly Walma that
the invading
alm have crossed the Ait which chosen by Runanan a
line Bugarians the Danube
Nrkopo These followed make the AT line uueac
Following Tceoman
line the Nso then the Aesh before the Dmboaa, which,
bucharest situated, reached
Just aren O Of the
Bulgarian which have crossed the Danube behind the Ait
these lines themselves advancing
toward Bucharest
the
still great that the allies the German purpose
third working the north
reported that the invading working Rottenfrum Pass
side the Alt valley and steadily All
virtually conquered London the isolated Rumanan has
No
could have reached the Rumanian command by south
through which have been already by
Pne eighty mile, by rail NORTHWEST from Bucharest is the base from
Danube ltu
Danube line the Bugan There only other rail line
the from Bucharest which REACHES the Danube urgcyo and follows the
southwest Bulgaria
On these three single track lines the rapid Ru
be made
comprehend help
superiority Makcnscn
w'e able make good the Dmbov line which Bucharest
January 1917 This much accomplished
1917
the Black Sea with their battle line shortened
mies.-W. NJ. H.
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$300.000[N lFNDAYS
WHEN A FELLER NEEDS A FRIEND"

no YOU know that this full OF fellows who don't
| what to do with themselves when
They're living little tckedup hall bedrooms boarding
houses
They're what the who them calls
onng house down the dark where and wouldn't like to
after rgtal alone
They're lonely that they fight Just to have the police
man on the beat speak TO them
They're so honck that they would walk miles the mud dark
night @ see an old yellow dog that had ever lived IN the same o" where
the folks"
Don You remember when from home and how oneN you
when the shadows heightened into darkness Perhaps YOU are
lonesome now although living aaal home or modern
hotel with plenty OF and comforts command hchaN YOU
trade wealth Tor ut little the hbc't home IN tou
II i only held one friend for
That's what this NJ c A. building be for when its built
Didn't
I'LL he place where the home wc 10
spend ms make tl place where won't be
ashamed to let his mother know where % find him
There II be building big pool tul
OF clean and shower baths o al kinds
hccN be splendid library reading recreation and rcSaur
Friends, comlanonhp books the daily place to write and to talk
and laugh and he natural wholesome ubloo light hearted clean
minded fellows, such W arcr proud Of
Catholic Jew, Methodist tpscoaan Buddhist
Ohmanlan You can even belong If ATHEIST
The 9 viii be be decentior
boy and boy and the boy Nho Oklahoma City oy and
make a living honestly
Can afford stand back and let the plans for such thing be
failure
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Corn Feds is because we would rather
live with 100 pounds OF Curves than
with 10 pounds OF Nerves.
A mans idea of hard luck is to be
born a cripple But a boys idea of
hard luck is to be born on Christmas
day
Men do not wear corSetS. But lot
OF them look as though straight
front might help some
Next to hearing herself praised, a
woman would rather hcas some other
woman criticized
Question the fellow who is in tros-
bic and you will usually learn that He
ilirtcd with Temptation just to show
how strong he was.
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have to telephone for the groceries
themselves.
II we had to eat our words, some
men would have to digest an awful lot
OF tommyrot
When there are four or five children
in the family and woman needs all
the patience she has, and then some,
she can't understand why she has to
be afflicted with a husband along with
her other troubles.
A girl may be pretty enough to make
you love her after she has been eating
onions But it is different with man
a deep voice is often used to make
shallow remarks.
Another reason why we are fond Of
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TWO LETTERS.

A CORRESPONDENCE much more eloquent than eS
a tcnsye consists of the following
In June 1916;
hereby tender my resignation Ns a member Of the
supreme court Of the United states TO take erect
Immediately.
In November, same year
: Permit to congratulate you upon your re-
election.
r Recalling the famous coupet from Burns.
The best laid schemes O. mice and men
Gang AFT a-Rley;
And leave us unught but grief nnd pain
For promised Joy.
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1916-11-27

LUKE MCLukt Gays,
The reason why a man acts as il he
was boss when his wife has company
is because he is afraid to act that way
when they are by themselves.
During the honeymoon the kisses
she gives him arc kisses of ardor. But
later on they are kisses OF invcstiga-
ton
What has become OF the old fash
ioncd boy who used to- get lot of
music out Of dragging a stick along a
picket icnce2
Things could be worse Just sup
pose that the bright kids went around
telling about the smart things their
fathers said
We'd like to bet that before Adam
took Eve for a stroll in the Garden
he had to wait around for a few hours
while she matched autumn leaves
enough to make new grdle
1t has gotten to point where some
housewives imagine that they are can
didatcS for nervous proStration IT they
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1916-11-27

Harry Kennedy wants to know how
any man who was born on Friday and
graduated from high school at the age
OF 10 and then voted Ballot No. lj can
expect anything else than to lose Is
southern states and hacc CALIFORNIA;
IS electoral votes cast against him
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1916-11-27

While the prohibitonsts unable to muster a Large
number Of votes that they can call their own each time
that they submit dry amendments in states they
seem able to attract formidable support in the shape of
allies from somewhere
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1916-11-27
Hui

There is plenty OF room at the top"
remarked the Thin Man
81 know it, replied the Fat Man.
But when ! travel ! simply have to
have a lower berth