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Honolulu star-bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1912-2010, 1916-12-09
WITH THE !: CLERGY :: AND :: LAYN1EN
Saturdays Sermonette
BY LELAND n. TRACY,
ST. Clements Church.

worship OF the Egyptians. the animal
worship OF the Philistines. the beast.
ialism OF the Babylonians. Had little
Palestine lowered her ideals she
would have been the melting pot out
OF which would have come clay. not
silver: brass and not gold.
Patriotism Is not selfish love for
Cne's land against all other lands. but
the land for others provided that
these others come TO her in the spirit
OF service and Of thankfulness and are
willing to show forth their love for
their adopted land by proving their
loyalty IN true service and by develop
Ing. shall We say. the spirit OF nation
slism by giving emphasis TO that
which We may term the common du-
ties Of man. ...
True patriotism must be separated
from the selfish. True patriotism is
conscious of obligation and of readi-
ness for service. Yet when We con-
slider the fact that the bombs and the
demonstrations are committed by
members Of the Black Hand Society
and by anarchistic clubs and by hired
assassins who have brought with
them from the old world their former
ideals Of life and of obligation and
have succeeded in fostering such
ideals under the protection of the
Stars and Stripes, the problem be-
comes very grave and the outlook
fofbidding.
The time has come for making of
the United States a united nation,
speaking one language. having one
ideal OF national life, knowing only
one country Not a mixture of lily
assimilated peoples. speaking 80 or
mere languages and dialects. raising
the red flag OF anarchy over the Stars
and Stripes. Dark moments come
when one surveys the multitudes and
their ignorance. squalor. filth, super
etition, drunkenness. their contempt
for the school and she book, the So
cial settlement and the church. We
must all hope much for education,
commerce, public discussions. and
from the wisdom of our law makers,
but our real hope, as we confront the
future OF this fair land, is in the God
of our Fathers, that Eternal Power
that is always in the world, and is
secretly making for righteousness
and manhood .-:--:...
Honolulu star-bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1912-2010, 1916-12-09
CHRISTIAN CHURCH MIDWEEKt
SERMONS

The third in a series of midweek
sermons will be given at the Chris
tion church next Wednesday by the
minister The subject will be The
Ordinance of the Lords Supper-1ts
Place and Meaning in thu Christian
Life The two previous sermons in
the series were largely attended by
both the members of the church and
others. The service is open to the
public. The ordinance of baptism will
be administered in connection with
the service -" ..... .-- 81.
Honolulu star-bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1912-2010, 1916-12-09
CHRISTIAN CHURCH

l5O6 k6Walo 81.
Take Punahou car. get of at Kewalo
street and walk toward the sea about
400 feet.
David Cary Peters, minister. Rest
dence: Sixth avenue, Kaimuki. OF
fee at the church. Residence phone.
3797; office phone, $3.50. Office hours.
Gil a. NJ and lie p. n, except Satur.
day and Sunday; at the Y. NJ. c. A.
12-1 noon on Fridays.
Preaching service: IL a. IN. and 7:3o
D. m. each Sunday.
Minister Peters will occupy the pull
pit at both services.
The Bible school: F. H. McNa-
MARIA, superintendent.
Y. P. s. C. e.: Sunday meetings ad.
journed until September 1.
C.. w. B. NJ: Mrs. l. ]. Wilson
president; phone 1920; meets fourth
Tuesday of each month at 2:30 in the
ladies' parlor at the church.
L. A. g.: Mrs. w r. Foster. presf-
dent; phone 5311. Meets at 2:30 p. m.
in the ladies' parlor OF the churcn on
the. second Tuesday of the month.
Official board: Meets on the first
Honolulu star-bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1912-2010, 1916-12-09
COMMITTEES NAMED

AT the request of the Federal Couit
Gil Of the Churches CT Christ in
America, nearly all Of the Protestant
denominations have appointed com
mittees for the observance of the
Quadri-C Centennial OF the Protestant
Reformation. The Federal Council is
uniting these various committees into
joint nterdenominational commit
tee, in order to secure the most wide
spread and effec.ive observation OF
this Quadri-C Centennial.
Honolulu star-bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1912-2010, 1916-12-09
debt TO FUTURE" is
TOPIC FOR MID WEEK
SERVICE WEDNESDAY

"Our Debt to the Future" is the
topic which Dr. ]. H. Williams an
nounces for the theme of the mid
week service of Central Union church
Tor the coming Wednesday evening.
As leader of the meeting he will speak
on {. What We Owe to the Coming
Year" and asks that all who attend
come with some thought on what de-
mands 1917 will make and what shall
be done to meet such claims.
Honolulu star-bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1912-2010, 1916-12-09
$50, coo FOR RELIEF

The Federal Council of the Churches
of, Christ in America reports tat Il
total of about $4,000 has been sent
for the relief of the French churches
of the Union Rationale les Eglises
Reformeer Evangeliques de France. II
is hoped that this fund may be in
creased to al least 100000, and pr.
lMeofarland is now engaged III AN Gf-
fort to secure the balarCh.>- -
Honolulu star-bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1912-2010, 1916-12-09

Three persons were injured when a
southbound Third Avenue surface car
and an eastbound Forty-second street
cross-town car eollided at Forty-sec-
ond street and Third avenue, New
York
Honolulu star-bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1912-2010, 1916-12-09

Monday in each month at 1850 in the
office OF the church
The Christian Endeavor Society
meets at $50 o'clock Sunday even
ings, and all young people not con-
nected with any other society are in
vited.
The Thursday morning meetings
are being continued
CONTINUED ON page 23)
Honolulu star-bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1912-2010, 1916-12-09
A NEW ORGAN AT THE CHRIS
TAN CHURCH

The board of trustees of the Chris
tian church has ordered new Aus
tin pipe organ for the church on Ke.
walo street. It is Of the well-knowh
Austin quality and is being built at
the factory after special designs suit.
able to the beautiful bungalow build
ing in which ii is to be placed It Is
expected thar the organ will be ready
for service the first of April.
Honolulu star-bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1912-2010, 1916-12-09
Sunday Services
Will Be Held In
Churches of City
CENTRAL uNloN CHURCH.

rev boIcHHS SSIodcis ~ IL, Eliu
ister.
The Bible School.
General assembly IN church audi.
torium 9:45 to l0:i0 a. m. Kinder.
garten Sunbeam Class" parish House.
10, a. m. Primary department, Kilo-
hama building. 10 a N. Junior de-
partment, church. 9: q. a. IN. Inter
mediate department. church. 9:45 q.
m. Senior department, church, GAS
a. m. Adult class. church parIor. 10
a. m. Student group. Kilohana build
ing, 10 a. IN. Dr. r. D. Williams
Bible class. Kllohana building, 10 a.
M
II a. m-Morning worship Sermon
by Rev. j. H. Williams on The More
Excellent Way"
$50 p. nc. z. Society. Subject,
Message from the Psalms" Leader,
r. f. Lambert.
1880 p. m.-Evening service Ser
mon by Rev. j. H. Williams, DO II
Now" Special music.
A cordial invitation to these ser.
vices Is extended to all, especially TO
strangers aud visitors in town.
FIRST METHODIST CHURCH.
Victoria street ana Beretania ave-
nue.: Leon l.. Loofbourow, minister.
IL a.. m.-Laymen' service. Adj
dresses by w. P. Thomas, r. H. Trent
and John McTaggart.
7::30 p m.-Sermon by the pastor:
How to be Strong,
The Sunday school meets at 9:45
with classes for all ages and cor.
dial welcome.
The Epworth Leagues meet at $50.
: Visitors in the city and those With
out church home are especially in
vfted to all the services OF the
church
METHODIST CHURCHES.
William Henry Fry, u. d.. suDerin.
tendent of Hawaiian Mission. Office
at First Methodist church: residence.
1920 Kamehameha avenue.
Enalish-SpeakIng.
Rev. L. l.. Loofbourow, minister.
Corner OF Victoria and Beretania
streets. Sunday services at IL O'Clock
In the morning and 1880 o'clock In
the evening.
Japanese.
River Street Japanese Church. Rev.
C. NakamTa, pastor. Corner River
street and Kukui. Sunday school,
9:45 a. m; public worship at IL a. m.
and p. M
South King Street Japanese Church
Rev. G. Motokawa, pastor. Corner
South King street and Punahou. Sun.
day school, 9:45 a. m; public wor
ship at IL g. H. and p. N.
Korean.
First Methodist Ghurch-Rev. II. J..
Song, pastor; Rev. H. S. Hong. assist.
ant pastor. Punchbowl street between
Hotel and Beretania. Sunday school,
9:45 am. Public services at IL a. N.
and 7:S0 p. m.
Nuuanu Mission-Rev. H. s. Hong,
acting pastor. Puunui street. Nuuanu
Valley. Sunday school, 9:45 a. m;
public worship at IL q. m. and 1880
p. %.
Filipino.
Filipino Methodist Mission-Rev. C.
C. Ramirez, pastor, 445 N. King street,
near Liliha, phone 5029.
Sunday services:
Sunday school at 10 a. m. Paul
Steel, teacher.
Public worship at II a. m.
Epworth League at !:30 p. m.
Prayer meeting every Wednesday
evening at 1880.
Honolulu star-bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1912-2010, 1916-12-09

CONTINUED ON page 23)
The Springdale news. [volume] (Springdale, Ark.) 1887-1990, 1916-05-26
How Mrs. Harrod Got Rid of
Her Stomach Trouble.


i suffered with stomach trou-
bic for years and tried every
thing | heard of, but the only
relief | got was temporary until
last spring | saw Chamberlain 5
Tablets advertised and procured
a bottle Of them at our drug
store got immediate relief
from that dreadful heayiness az
Ter eating and from pain in the
stomach, = writes Mrs. Linda EIar-
rod, Fort Wayne, Ind. ObtainabIe
everywhere.
The Springdale news. [volume] (Springdale, Ark.) 1887-1990, 1916-05-26
Best Thing for Bilious Attack.

on account OF my confinement
III the printing office | have for
years been a chronic sufferer frol
Indigestion and liver trouble. \
few weeks ago | had an attack
that WIS SO severe that was
not able to 90 TO the case for two
days Failing to CT any relief
from any other treatment, | took
three Of Chamberlain S Tablets
and the next day felt like a
new man : writes II. {. Bailey,
Editor Carolina News, Chaplin, S.
c. Obtainable everywhere.
The Springdale news. [volume] (Springdale, Ark.) 1887-1990, 1916-05-26
Fayetteville Fruitmen Caught

Fayetteville, May 20-Practic-
ally all of the local dried fruit
dealers have come forcibly in con
tact with the pure food and drug
acts as result Of recent inVeSti-
cations by federal officials. Dep
utN United States Marshall Phil
Ross served papers on the diff
fcrent dealers while in the city
several days ago and all have
made bond to appear before fed
eral court at It's next term and
answer to the charges preferred
The violations are all Of a tech
meal nature and are not regard
ed seriously by any Of the sever
al dealers interviewed regarding
the matter.
The defendants are W. j. Ham
ilton, George Appleby, W. w
Simpson, Charles Appleby, James
+. Laid, Clarence Laid and A
K. Mintun.
The Springdale news. [volume] (Springdale, Ark.) 1887-1990, 1916-05-26
MADISON.

Prof II N Roberts ri Fayette-
,;lIa has bann aleefoa nrine;naI
If the 81 Paul school The other
taa.h.rs aro Miss india Polk n.
so Of Fayetteville and Miss BIZ
bah Sont barland
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II. I. ooger Of finnfSFllie mas
been taking course III Paafiilae!
at Little hock.
The st. Paul Mountain AR says
The Springdale news. [volume] (Springdale, Ark.) 1887-1990, 1916-05-26
A LASTING CURE.

OVER FIVE YEARS LATER
Mrs. Lane said: I have felt
very we'll since | used Doan S
Kidney Pills and am certain that
the cure is a lasting one. :
Price soc, at all dealers. Don t
simply ask for a kidney remedy
get Doan's Kidney Pills the
same that Mrs. Lane has twice
publicly recommended. Foster
Milburn Co, Props. Buffalo, y
The Springdale news. [volume] (Springdale, Ark.) 1887-1990, 1916-05-26
FOR HOW LONG?
Springdale Raises Pertinent
Question.

When a neighbor tells us that
he has recovered from a serious
illness, the first question that
naturally arises is, How long
will he keep well Temporary
relief is one thing, but a lasting
cure is altogether different.
There is nothing temporary about
the work of Doan Kidney Pills
as the following evidence proves
beyond a doubt.
Mrs. S. f. Lane. Springdale,
says: Il was suffering from
backache and lameness across my
loins, that made my work very
hard. The pain extended up in
10 my neck and | often had diz-
~ spells. 1t required only one
box Of Doan S Kidney Pills to
cure me-" Statement given June
,, 1908.
The Springdale news. [volume] (Springdale, Ark.) 1887-1990, 1916-05-26
WOODLAND

J. ?. hurry had the misfortune
to lose mare one day last
week. She left little colt two
or three weeks old.
VIII Brown and family have
moved into Frank Parrot 5
house.
John Zardain who has been
awaf=in Colorado for the past
yea. Is expected home soon.
Mrs. Ella Sullivan and little
daughter are spending the pres
eht week at the home Of her
father. Uncle Charley Lynch.
Hiss Alma Veruechi and De-
linda 0ssola, both Of Tontitown
were visitors at the home of
Uncle Charley Lynch last Sat
friday night.
\ number Of young people
from Elm Springs are domiciled
eyer at Mr. Nandiyer 5 picking
Strawberries.
We are informed that Miss
Fboda Vernon has been employ
cd 10 teach the coming term Of
school NJ WoodlaWn.
Local folks are all very busy
picking and marketing strawber-
rleS.
Nedoa
The Springdale news. [volume] (Springdale, Ark.) 1887-1990, 1916-05-26
Usage

i. Teeter has painted and
otherwise rpmOdeled his house.
Denzill Farrar= has purchased a
new automobile.
Mrs. \. Sturdivant and family
OF near Springdale. and Ben
White and wife visited Reed
Hubbard and wife last Sunday.
Next Saturday. tie goth is the
annual school election.
Berry picking is III progress IN
this locality.
The Springdale news. [volume] (Springdale, Ark.) 1887-1990, 1916-05-26
Lame Back.

Lame back is usually due TO
rheumatism of the muscles of the
back. Hard working people are
most likely to suffer from it.
Relief may be had by massaging
the back with Chamberlain S lin
lment two or three times a day.
Try it. Obtainable everywhere.
The Springdale news. [volume] (Springdale, Ark.) 1887-1990, 1916-05-26

It is now announced that Pres
ident Wilson will. during the
week, get a straw hat. The poor
president must have something
on his head.
The Springdale news. [volume] (Springdale, Ark.) 1887-1990, 1916-05-26

The Springfield Business Col
lege will increase the tuition
rates Sept 1st. Scholarships pur-
chased before that date, good
for any time, may be secured at
the present exceptionally low
prices. As there is no summer
vacation. and students may en-
ter any day, many will enter dur
ing the summer.
The Springdale news. [volume] (Springdale, Ark.) 1887-1990, 1916-05-26

After leaving college eX-Presi-
dent Taft worked on a newspa-
per at So week. Little acorns
sometimes produce big oaks.
The Springdale news. [volume] (Springdale, Ark.) 1887-1990, 1916-05-26

There is more Gatafrh III this
section Of the country than all
other diseases put together, and
for years it was supposed to be
local remedies, and by constantly
ineurable. Doctors prescribed
local remedies, and by constantly
failing TO cure with local treat
ment, pronounced it ineurable.
Gatarrh is local disease, great
lyinflaeneed BY constitutional
conditions and therefore requires
constitutional treatment. Hall S
Gatarrh Curee. manufactured by
+ J. Cheney 4 Co. Toledo. Ohio.
lis constitutional remedy, is
taken internally and acts thru the
Blood OH the Mucous surfaces Of
the system One Hundred Dollar.
reward is offered for any case
that Hall $ Catarrh Cure fails 10
cure. Send for circulars and tes-
F !. Cheney ( Co., Toledo, @.
Sold BY Druggists, f5c.
Hall 5 FamiIy#PiIIs for eonstipa.
ton.
The Springdale news. [volume] (Springdale, Ark.) 1887-1990, 1916-05-26

The News is authorized to an
nounce Tom Carrel, as an independ-
ent candidate for Constable of
Springdale township. subject to the
general election in September.
The Springdale news. [volume] (Springdale, Ark.) 1887-1990, 1916-05-26

Feel Ianguid, weak run down
iIeadaehc9 Stomach Off \
good remedy is Bardoe1 Blood
I8ittfs. Ask Your druggist Price
81 ~.
The Springdale news. [volume] (Springdale, Ark.) 1887-1990, 1916-05-26

Cheapest accident insurance
DR.. Thomas Eclectic Oil. For
burns. sealds. cuts andEemergen-
eies. All druggists sell It. Doc
and a0e.
The Springdale news. [volume] (Springdale, Ark.) 1887-1990, 1916-05-26

Il DIR ncighbors would mind
their own business We would be
more apt to mind ours.
The Springdale news. [volume] (Springdale, Ark.) 1887-1990, 1916-05-26

For any itchiness Of the skin.
for skin rashes, chap, pimples, etc
try Dean 5 Ointment. 50c at all
drug stores.
The Springdale news. [volume] (Springdale, Ark.) 1887-1990, 1916-05-26

We imagine there are lot Of
halos IN heaven that won be
called for.
The Springdale news. [volume] (Springdale, Ark.) 1887-1990, 1916-05-26

Instead of speaking his own
mind many man echoes his
wife S.
The Springdale news. [volume] (Springdale, Ark.) 1887-1990, 1916-05-26

\ woman can adjust her figure
10 show up best at the point she
wants It 10.
The Springdale news. [volume] (Springdale, Ark.) 1887-1990, 1916-05-26
AIedea.

Some women have mania for
collecting marriage certificates.
The Springdale news. [volume] (Springdale, Ark.) 1887-1990, 1916-05-26

It's a good thing 10 have tenn
per II YOU know how 10 handle it.
The Springdale news. [volume] (Springdale, Ark.) 1887-1990, 1916-05-26

Come 10 Springdale to Live.
The Springdale news. [volume] (Springdale, Ark.) 1887-1990, 1916-05-26

Come TO Springdale to Live.
The Greenville journal. [volume] (Greenville, Ohio) 1850-1918, 1916-12-21

runs summer hotels and bathing pa
viliOns is saying to themselves: Now
1t gets warm Zapp, handkerchiefs for
colds are the furthest from your
thoughts. Also children whose moth
ers do their Christmas shopping in
September is apt to get school supplies
instead of sleighs, because a shopper
amt got no imagination, Zapp. She
buys what's in season, and If she was
doing her Christmas shopping as early
as the Fourth of July, understand,
she would come home with fireworks" !"
"Say," Zapp said, Tipping the fingers
of his right hand at Birsky, "stOrekeep-
ers amt allowed to sell no more fire.
works around the Fourth of July. It's
against the law"
81 know it," Birsky continued, "and
f people couldn't shoot off firecrackers
around the Fourth of July and couldn't
shop around Christmas, all it needs is
that 1t should be a suspended sentence
for eating turkey on Thanksgiving, and
the only pleasure we got left in Amer
Ica is decorating graves on the thir-
tjeth of May"
"Still, in a way, it's good thing that
Christmas is more or less a thing Of
the past" zapp said, because when
you tried to collect bill from some
body around Christmas time, it didn't
make no difference if he was retired
from business except for 10 per cent
Aterest in a bathing suit factory, he
The Greenville journal. [volume] (Greenville, Ohio) 1850-1918, 1916-12-21
WARNED OF OZARK HORSE"
Phrase That Has Become Famous Had
Its Origin in Race Meet in Ten
nessee Town.

The first use of the phrase, ga dark
horse" has been traced to a turf ora
Gle named Judge McMinamee. A man
named Sam Flynn owned black stall
lion called Dusky Pete. He was not
a ''likely boss" in appearance, but he
could travel at rate that put most of
the animals pitted against him to
scOrn.
1t was Flynn's custom to ride this
horse into a town where a race meet
ing was being held and enter him in
race. Dusky Pete didn't look par
ticularly good, and Flynn could al
ways get a gOOdly number of bets
down at excellent odds. Seldom did
Pete fail to rOmp home far ahead of
the local favorites, to the enrichment
of his owner.
One day Judge McMinamee was ap-
pointed judge at a race meet, and
among the entries he observed Dusky
Pete. Gentlemen" he said, there's a
dark horse in this race that will make
We sick" After that it became a
saying to Look out for the dark
horse"
The Greenville journal. [volume] (Greenville, Ohio) 1850-1918, 1916-12-21
Hinher Education.

Mrs. Brown called at the home Of
Mrs. Jones to talk over the fashions
and things, and somewhere about the
sixty-fifth lap Of the conversation the
caller referred to the young daughter
of the host. "By the way, dear" re-
marked Mrs. Brown inquisitively,
"where is Minnie? ! haven't seen her
for an age" Minnie is at college"
proudly responded the fond mother,
and then added: "And l am so wOr-
ried about her. / haven't had let
ter for nearly two weeks" There
is where you make mistake" was
the prompt reiOinder Of Mrs. Brown.
Instead of letting her go to college
why don't you send her to one of those
correspondence schOolsT
The Greenville journal. [volume] (Greenville, Ohio) 1850-1918, 1916-12-21
Left Wears Wife Thinkinu.

The wears wife was tireless in dis
cUuraging the use of tobacco. Accord
ing to the good lady, it was the weed
which made a veritable wilderness of
the rOse-garden of life. "Well, Annie"
she remarked to one of the village
lasses about to get married, 81 hope
your chosen is one of the non-chimney
variety-dOes not smoke" "He amt
what you'd call a slave to the habit,
ma'am," replied the girl, ''but he amt
exactly a stranger to it. l don't feel
called or to put a stop to it, neither.
You see, want him to be happy and
comfortable about the house when
we're married" "Surely he would be
just as happy without that dreadful to-
baccO?" advanced the lady. "P'r'aps
he would, ma'am, and p'r'aps he
wouldn't" came the answer; anyhow,
I wouldn't like him to keep. on findin'
jobs out O. sight every few minutes,
then come in eatin' cOrfy berries, like
the poor wicar."-LOndOn Tit-Bits.
The Greenville journal. [volume] (Greenville, Ohio) 1850-1918, 1916-12-21

The true friend of freedom does not
wish to be inSulted by the suppOSition
that he believes each human individu-
al an erring man, and that neverthe-
less the united clamOr of erring men
has a character of divinity about it !;
nor does he desire to be told that the
voice of the people. though legitimate
ly and institutiOnally proclaimed and
justly commanding respect and Obedi-
ence, is divine on that account. He
knows that the majority may err, and
that he has the right and often the
duty to use his whole energy to con-
vince them of their error, and law
fully tn bring about a different set of
laws. The true and stanch Republican
wants liberty, but no deificatiOn either
Of himself or OtherS.-EmersOn.
The Greenville journal. [volume] (Greenville, Ohio) 1850-1918, 1916-12-21
Irish Wit Triumnhant.

An Irish waiter named Kenny was
noted for his wit and ready answers.
A party Of gentlemen who were stay
ing at the hotel heard of Kenny's wit,
and one of them made a bet that he
would say something that Kenny
couldn't answer at once.
A bottle of champagne was ordered,
and the one who had made the bet
took hold Of the bottle and commenced
TO open it. The cork came out with
bang and flew into Kenny's mouth.
"Ah," he said, that is not the way
to Cork! 7"
Kenny took the cork out of his
mouth and replied:
NO; but it's the way to Kilkenny"
The Greenville journal. [volume] (Greenville, Ohio) 1850-1918, 1916-12-21
Man Who Knew Everything.

Theirs, the French statesman, was
victim of many whimsies. None had
stronger hold on him, says Mgr. Ca
briel HanOtaux in Contemporary
France, than his desire to get every
body to recognize his universal COM
potency.
Of an applicant for the post of di-
rector at the Sevres manufactory
Theirs said:
HE is no more made for that part
than 1 for" and then he stopped.
"Ah, oh! NJ. Thiers," said his inter-
lOcutOr, you find it hard to say what
you could not do"
That's the truth" That's the
truth! :" cried the statesman gleefully.
One day Theirs said, speaking of a
man who had been raised to a high
function:
HE is no more suited for that Office
than 1 am to be a druggist. And yet"
he added, catching himself up, 81 do
know chemistry"