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La prensa. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1913-1962, 1916-08-03
Correspondence especial para Ia rRENs\'

correspondence 'NIN''di PHaN
CHIHUAHUA. Julio 29.-I"a
nucva ciccucion SC lievar& a cabo e"
esta capital, GonGc millares de me-
yicanos han caido al golpe del verdu-
70. porquc IoS-revolucionarloS aSI
10, v~ilistas como los carrancIataS-
han pcrdido TODD rcspcto i Ia VIDA DC
.ls scmcjantcs Y solo. qucdan aatisfc-
chas sus pasioncs cuando dcjan una
f:milia dcsamparaGa Y rcgada Ia tie
IRA con sangrc de ~mcXicanoS..
Ramon Soils. un v%illista i quicn 50
ocusa dc habcr tornado partc On Z!
recientc asalto a I'm trcn entire Faio-
mas Y Santa Isabel, fuc a~prchcndido
nor los carrancistas Y traido 4 c$ta
ciudad. Juzgado aver por c! ~conSeJ"
rio rucrra uuc no ticnc otrO obJcto
u eli dc autorizar las cjccuc'oneN dc
los cncmiros del carranciSmo. Soils
fuG sentcnciado a sufrir Ia pena capi-
tai. la que lc scra apllcada en- cuanto
senate la fccha cl general Jacinto Ire
vino. comandantc miIitar de Chihua-
hua, a Guien CT consejo dc guerra tur-
no e. acuerdo.
Soils scri cjecutado por haberac
| aliado d otros villistaS para II u COM
batir a los amcricanos que SC cncuen
tran en- tcrritorio mcXicano. ! no
era cl primcro nj CT ultimo dc los IN
dividuos que caigan bajo la venganza
dc los c~arranciStas por csc motive.
Las declaracioncs que hizo Soils
ante el Consejo dc guerra son lmpor-
tantes. Al presentarsc eI REQ ante eI
referido consejo. dijo llamaree como
queda dicho: tener veintidos amos de
cdad' sci casado, ~agrrcuItor y orlsI-
mario de Santa Cruz de Mayo.
;Sabc listed por que csta preso:-
IL irterrog6 ell presidente del ConSc-
10. Gabriel Gonzalez Cuellar.
No senior, contest0 Soils: d mi me
"agarraron". Un dia. ell senior Martin
Lopez Gcfe de la partida viiIlsta 40
la formaba partc cl reo) fue a
| Santa Cruz V Il mi y d otros nos diJo
que 81 queriamos il Il combatlr con-
ira. los a~HeEicanos, como soy. meNi-
calfo, admit. BESIDE e]ntonces, este eS'
desdc hace POGO mas de IN mes, an
daba con Ell. juntamente o otroS IN
dividuos del mismo lugar de donde
soy
-iQue grade tenia uSted?
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Falta TN ~carterO.

AI=unas hon0rables personals Sc
han aceEcado a nj, para que lfaSa
pubEco por medic de La Prensa. Fl
unico diario meXicano Que 50 ice IN
la ciIdad, 10 uryente dc que cl STR
de- coCreo> de Eagle Pass. cU"n-
te cuaudO men0S con IN. cartero,
.pucs "a 10 rcclama IA numerOsa po-
blaciGn aetna.
Tai cuai = al prrSente. e seryiclo
postal lie Eagle Pass. Cesu.ta diff
puitcso por todo extreme para .0S
e,npleaIo$ y para {. publico.
Ell CORRESPONS.AL.
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La situacion en- Ell EstadO
de Yucatan es material
meDte intolerabIe
ESA SITUACION HA SIDO CREA-
DA PoR Ell RADICALiSMO
QUE HA DESARROLLADO
Ell GoBERNADOR AL
VARADO.
..a.nnni-nr,n Esnecial para IA rRENSA.

CorreSpnn,irnria ESpecial para LA pRESSA.
CASTROVILLE, Agosto 1o.-Car-
,as privadas que han l!egado a csla
localiGad. donde residen personals que
tienen p~arientes en- ell EStado dc Iu-
catan. hablan de la de]plorable situa-
ci0n porque Sc ~atravieSa en- la PENN
sula, situaci6n creada por el radical
lismo del g~obernador Alvarado.
En- una de las cartas a que aludo.
| SC expresa 10 siguiente: mo pasan
ocho dias sin que haya ciecucioneS CT
eli paseo de Montejo y Ell cl patio del
| Hospital. De este no dice NADIA Ia
.'voz de Ia Revolucion," que es el or
cano semi-oficial de Alvarado.'
"El mes pasado acabaron los carran
cistas con las imagenes de Santiago,
Candelaria. Lourdes. etc. etc. Tn po-
bre soldado me o~bsequi0 cl Gordon de
Jesus Nazarcno Y me dijo que el go
! bernador habia dado orden dc prote-
ger a los asaltantes que iban capita
neados por Ell cubano Carlos Loveira.'
"Por parte del gobierno hubo aqui
mucho moyimicnto cuando Sc dijo que
Ia guerra con los Estados Unidos era
inminentc. Todas las oficinas y los
muebles del Palacio de Gobierno fue
ron t~rasladadas a Ticul. FL goberna-
dor diSpuso que fueran deSpojados los
hacendados dc las maquinas de raspag
heneuuen. para llevarlas a Ia citada
poblaci6n. Lo mismo fue hecho con los
rieles Y las campanaS."
La mortandad de ganado fuc atroz,
pucs Alvarado ordeno que todo sc re-
concentrate en- Ticul, dondc, no to-
niendo los miles de anima!es paste,
perecicron. Alvarado ha cxigido de los
hacendados IL cantidad dc un million
de d0lares Y ha amcnazado con colgar
a aquelios que sc nieguen a proper
cionar la partc que les corresponds
para completar la Suma mencionada.'
Entire los que fueron condenadOs
d sufrir tan tremenda prueba. sc en-
cuentra el campcsino Luis Felipe
Mac-Gregor. Dicho senior, cuando cs-
taba a punto dc MORN ahorcado. sc
rompi0 Ia sega. caycndo al suclo 81
rr,arDo del ciraHn senior. Este Diuiu
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Sauucarun las caSaS ' buScan Il
Hernandez.

I.u- "iru> crdR como >"s"Dla J Gu
ga rirli>tas al maudo de- un rorpncI
10 apcl.ido Cha,arria. qulen tam
pirn =. hahia amni>iiado ruandO
h., rurrlas del general TrcyiHo tn
lra~ou Il es.a capita.
Adcunas. y rn compaNia de Chaya-
rrfa ibau otros cabeciliaS lIamaios
SerapIo Lara. q cual traia gentc De
Ia Ic Jo>t chavez y otToS dos: Fran
cisco Carra>co y Angel Nancja.
L.o> rrciin le=trios Sc unleron a Vi
llanueva y todos empezar0n cnton-
re- d >aqucar las casa>. sirndo Ia
prjmera IA Jc Hernandez, con =, OBJ
jcto de- c1contrar Il cslc. 10 que no
lo-raron.
Rosalip hernandez. Io=r0 salir De ;,
Vicente sin que 81 apcreibieran De
| 81 fu=a los ri!listaS, y - Iut Il Ho-
noratu. auSar d"Sle 81 Qua. comu-
nice al .corunel Marcia P. L9pez,lp 10:
dateS iRic eantecss. y Slime. :
SH =ytL. o-eoufu1ico g liza Dc aver a
Ciarlel Genrral del Cuerpo dc Eyer
cilu Ju. NoreSte.
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SIGUEN AVANZANDO LOS FRAN.
CESES Y LOS INCLESES... -.
Nicnc dc la Pay. 2a.)

fucrtca coutra-ataques al oscurc-
GET de anochc. Sobre nuestras defen-
sas del Bosque Alto, pero tuvo cue
retirarSe ante ell violepto fuego de
nuestra artilIeria, dejando muehos
muertos 4en>el campo.
La Iucha frente a Nerdun siguc
muy ruda por parte de los alemanes
que Sc empeEan en- avanzar soore las
posiciones fr~ancesas, pero hast, Il +"
cha u" i" nan l"grad".
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IA nllca c eli SrrNup principal del amor Y DE Ia rllnqfa Las HNMaao IE ~
4 Jumo Sc hamn sOhrc ~c particular "pIucDal 10 ancS dho G " ~ TO "a Em!
ramos M TnIMt archGor de nJsoTr> mIsums. f'nS que los w u nmm f Ia
ina icIriIai J parrrsd de la vida hu >n orV> mas gc aruelos qc um l ntp o".
ara = rJugS araruyH> - rd listed SdUsWChuu Sausrccha con su hutcu dh
IN in dusmtu dHpdaIurrc de los pEmcrr- dc Ia vida Hi dcsca listed iosHr m ~ ~
mo rurrpo. una "grpmDr ra. IN lumIu CuuS. una aJHca prerDs&, uas hEHn nS
suNrSy en- IN. rHuvcucrIE" pmr CONF mh. dThgN rrcNdrh huud .aSS 80"
pa rrubarc que est, g. POSITIVE. h rhvarcun>t 0duS. los Slguhenns itcuos y Sc
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IGu dtnGo. NucsIp nrr!p e.. sIcrHmHHe adIrlrlr rr los que dcscahf ccoWduussLLnr
Ls gumrrS lcrUUs dCNlc TEMPO aUiS. aS coO 81 carnO del las csposas o ,nGrr5
namtns iudnr MES ESuc Is 10 our l. "uvmo>:h nerS, bella y aduurr nnaCesahtf
ii mode dc icsrmcr>ct de arugasg rmoS en- Ia cara Y queEaluras DEL sd
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mas nHnfss suaves I'll nho de rccunQrlar los anor"S prfIdoSy j., Modo dc popl'
imuzarS cnrc las Iama> II nWo lie rlmsc con Ia persona dcSIda III mode dc con-
INguhr IN lrabagp II nWo d" GuHdar>" CON puesn Que ."rWhh. hMp zen Ill, p ono
de prUna pcrumaa paa cmtrnccr I cancno, III paqnee d" perfume especial para
los mmanus : nuchVs ouu> s"Icbs uMIo>Ihcd dc nrnGionhsc aqm usHo, J b oua5
norciIdes Y r"@Mosc H"Hl@. Unu3ncmtr rnvtcI?. mn ARIA o ErTNis postal come one
I a. Inn<Y C,unn C "S """"' 'nN Sta SAN ANTONIO, TEXAs.
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Hiricrou Iucgo sobrc ct.

As c,lauan las cosas. cuaudo lie
en4ei ps ;r9fa.dg que al parecer
Irssi&ip ~asapeiad6 a retina parflo
III CRITIC, De: Ariha, mugha9h9s: !
ii mi4.6 tgelaps smBezaron a haeei
fgcgo sobr& HERNANDEZ Y dos perSe-.
mas que li habiaa acoaipailado des-
lie Vi priuripio ~ "A discussion s"S.H-
n.ia con lns ~har,i"Ie""S E ,.
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CENTURION DE ULTIMA MODA PARA CABALLERO
,aISKazEHEISI nI %S
-

Ucmo> rumpradp = III prrco especial 5mn de rosc lclmnrs enhnnrs s. T uoMscnnoSS
"n ram Xii, IN Is ~ ORG UnI sri en- la hrtiHa v mtrnFaS nos qucdrn. p"ncmus
aria a % ONrANOs. 20 marJc dmrU. Madc % Bruda dc 81 cI"H '.r"o"
al rribrlp r""
Pidase 81 cataoG9 gratis DE- mema m e tu,, -
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I'm earraneista muerto y dos
heridos por I'm marihuano en-
Ia ciudad de Piedras Negras
Ell tren del Sur no ha llegado a la mencionada
ciudad nj Sc cree que llegue en- toda
= IS > Ia presente semana

AtraveS6 Il rte. perO Ell IA Urll.l
americana. una patrulla apunt0 So
bre q u rifles. y cl aScsino. presa
del pdnico. yoivioSe atras. Y cay0 en-
manos de los que 10 Scsuian.
Fl suceSo. cause ell la ciudai me-
xiCana trcmeuda sensation.
:DeScarrilamiento. dcslare o asalto"
DiaS hace. que Z. tren del Sur no
IIeya a PiedraS Nesras. Aver Sc lie
eSperaba, al dccir de los carrancistaS.
con la seguridad de que ilegaria por
la tarde: perO cl treu no lego : So
ina ~anunciado va. que no hay, que
e~Spcrar.o. en- 81 reSto de Ia Semana.
A.gunas personals dicen que las
ultinas lluvfas han cauSad0 en- Ia
via d~esIaveS que han iuterrumpldo
lrmporalmeHtc cl trafico: perc otros
a>c.uran Due la cau>a de- IA into
| rrupciin ha >ido un descarriIqmien
to.
Al=unoS agregan que Il u.tImo
convoy IN sido aSaltadO. HaSta eI
pre>enle. NADIA Sc sabe de ciertQ. &C.
mo no SEA Que c. tren no llega nj H.
cara en- toda Ia Semana.
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Como fue Ell ataque de los viIIistas
al rancho del ex-viI|ista
RosaEo Hernandez
Lo, ~yillistas pretendian aprehender al antique
companero de Villa para llevarlo
ante la presencia de este

HERNANDEZ y SuS dos atompaIan-
tr-. que tambi6u rstaDan armado>.
rmpcLaron Iesde Iucgo 4 contcstar
Il fue-c.
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Ofrcce suS Scr,icios.

j Lopel- al r"muairar % dat,', 'tuc
Walker Lake bulletin. (Hawthorne, Nev.) 1883-1926, 1916-03-25
HE APPRECIATED COLD DRINK
Farmer, in Enjoyment of His Refresh
ment, Calls on Wife and Chill
dren to Join Him,

Claude Martin of st. Louis county
says this really happened: A farmer
in the Creve Occur district whose
wife greatly deprecates his intermit-
tent cornwall tendency. came to ST.
Louis in the holidays and greatly en-
joyed himself. Upon returning home
he was extremely thirsty, desiring
above all things, drink of cold wa
ter, and yet fearing to arouse his Wig
liant wife. He put up his horses and
cautiously approached the old draw
well. The bucket rose almost noise
lessly as he pulled the windlass and
he secured a mighty draft.
He drank till he could hold no more
The night was quite cold and the wa.
ter splendid.
Suddenly, in the gratitude of his re.
freshment, he lifted up his voice.
"Maria!" he shouted. ooh, Maria!"
Whatever do you want?" demand
ed his wife, from the house. What
are you standing out there in the lot,
bellerin' like calf for?"
"Oh, Maria" the husband pleaded,
you and the children come on out
here and git some of this good water"
st. Louis Globe-Democrat.
Walker Lake bulletin. (Hawthorne, Nev.) 1883-1926, 1916-03-25
Man..

AS a general thing taken by and
large, men are honest-except with
themselves.
A man will cheat himself on his
score at golf, when he knows that
failing to set down the full number
of strokes does not make him bet
ter golfer.
If he is fat man and is dieting to
reduce he will shove the weight back
a pound or two on the scales, when
he knows in his heart he is heavier
than that.
Then he will tell his friends about
"going around yesterday in 92," and
taking off a pound and a half in
three days" by his diet.
With these two exceptions almost
every man is honest. Therefore, all
you need to do is to discount what
he says about golf and reducing
Judge.
Walker Lake bulletin. (Hawthorne, Nev.) 1883-1926, 1916-03-25
Unusual "Woodenn Legs.

In consequence of the war, the arti-
fetal limb manufacturers in France
are finding themselves hard pressed at
the present time to keep supplied with
the requisites of their business, since
all the hospitals are making such de-
mands on the supply. Artificial legs,
for instance, are made in some in
stances of a sort of compressed card
board. And the raw material for this
is now being obtained from-the Bank
of France! All the old notes are
periodically destroyed and converted
into a pulp, which is then disposed of
to the "orthopedistes. And so the gal
liant pioupiou's wooden" leg will rep
resent fortune!
Walker Lake bulletin. (Hawthorne, Nev.) 1883-1926, 1916-03-25
that COLD YOU HAVE

may bring sickness, doctors bills and
loss of work; you know that serious
sickness usually starts with cold, and
cold only exists where weakness
exists. Remember that
Overcome The weakness and nature
cures the cold-that is the law of
reason. Carefully avoid drugged pills,
syrups or stimulants; they are only
props and braces and whips.
tits the pure medicinal nourishment
in SCOTS Emulsion that quickly en-
riches the blood, strengthens the lungs
and helps heal the air passages.
And mark this well-Scott's Emul-
sion generates body-heat as protection
against winter sickness. Get SCOTS
at your drug store to-day. 1t always
strengthens and builds up.
1851 Scott & Bovine. bloomfield. Nj
Walker Lake bulletin. (Hawthorne, Nev.) 1883-1926, 1916-03-25
UGH! A DOSE OF
NASTY CAL0MEL
1t salivates! 1t makes you sick
and you may lose
days work.

You're bilious, sluggish, copstipated
and believe you need vile, dangerous
calomel to start your liver and clean
your bowels
Here's my guaranteed Ask your drug
gist for a so cent bottle of Dodson 4
Liver Tone and take spoonful tonight
If it doesn't start your liver and
straighten you right up better than
ealomel and without gripping or making
you sick l want you to go back to the
store and get your money.
Take calomel today and tomorrow
you will feel weak and sick and nau
seated. Dom It lose days work. Take
a spoonful of harmless, vegetable bod
son s Liver Tone tonight and wake uI
feeling great. It's perfectly harmless
so give it to your children any time
1t can t salivate, SO let them eat any
thing afterwards.-Adv.
Walker Lake bulletin. (Hawthorne, Nev.) 1883-1926, 1916-03-25
ERA OF THE SLANG PHRASE
Common Speech of Modern Day Has
Become Curiosity, to Old
Fogies' Regret.

At this time the people call man
guy" woman skirt" and a dog
mutt" Other samples of the speech
of the people are not essential. Inc
truth is that few can say anything IN
the old-fashioned direct way, says the
New York Sum- All have become so
accustomed to the use of slang that
the common speech is no longer COM
mon; It is become a curiosity, rele-
gated to the obscure haunts of the
"highbrows'' and treated with scorn by
the workers of the world. While this
undoubtedly gives much Joy to Prof.
Brander Matthews, it saddens some
old fogies, who mourn the departure
of earlier and more elegant ways of
speaking, as they mourn the decadence
of earlier and better manners. Per
hans the two were unrelated, but they
were at least companions.
Is it not probable that if the young
ceased to call their elders "old guys"
or "geezers," to refer to other peoples
mothers as skirts" or rags" and gen.
orally began to lift their Technology
toward levels of a decorum less figura
tive, If more prosaic, they might also
improve their manners? At any rate
is there any overwhelming reason why
the youth of this time should be al
most unacquainted with the plain Eng
lish tongue and unable to say the sim
plest thing except in slang? 1t is
matter worthy of the consideration Of
those teachers and professors who
may perhaps not agree with the Co
lumbia sage that everything goes"
Walker Lake bulletin. (Hawthorne, Nev.) 1883-1926, 1916-03-25
LOSSES SURELY PERVERTED
Expert Opinion.

The lata Henry Beach Needham.
the flying expert who was killed with
Lieutenant Warneford in France, was
often consulted by aeroplane invent
ors.
An inventor from Seattle submitted
a triplane model to the young expert
last spring. Mr.. Needham studied
the model attentively for an hour.
Then he laughed and said:
I'D advise you, my friend, to try
your hand now at inventing a subma-
rine for one of the belligerents."
Yes said the inventor, puzzled.
Eyes," said Mr.. Needham, for
judging from this aeroplane model, I
am convinced that submarine de-
signed by you would fly"
Walker Lake bulletin. (Hawthorne, Nev.) 1883-1926, 1916-03-25
LOOK! RESINOL HAS
CLEARED THAT AWFUL
SKIN-ERUPTION AWAY

Every day, thousands of skin-suf-
ferers find that the moment that Resi-
mol Ointment touches their tortured
skin the itching stops and healing be-
gins. That is why doctors have pre-
scribed it so successfully for over 20
years in even the severest cases of
eczema, ringworm, rashes, and many
other tormenting, disfguring skin dis
eases. Aided by warm baths with
Resinol Soap, Resinol Ointment usu-
ally makes a sick skin or scalp heal
thy, quickly, easily and at little cost.
Resinol Ointment and Resinol Soap
also greatly help to clear away PIN
pies and dandruff. Sold by all drug
gists-Adv.
Walker Lake bulletin. (Hawthorne, Nev.) 1883-1926, 1916-03-25
WOULD MAKE ANY SACRIFICE
Trying to Raise Mustache, Is
Told to Get 1t Cut.

I'm prepared to make any sacrifice
for you, dear" said the callow young
man as he knelt at the feet of his
adored one.
DO you really mean that?" asked
the girl, as she thoughtfully studied
his features.
"Try me and see."
Then / will. You have been max
ing a desperate effort to grow mus
tache for two years, Algernon, and the
result is-er-rather disappointing
Go to barber, dear, and sacrifice that
on the altar of love-"
Walker Lake bulletin. (Hawthorne, Nev.) 1883-1926, 1916-03-25
Facts and Figures.

well, how's the poultry business?
You had it figured that you could
make every hen supply you with a
dollars worth of eggs for fifty cents
worth of corn"
Il did so. But l think now my hens
have got 1t figured that l could be in
duced to furnish corn until spring
without any eggs whatever in return.
And they have it right, at that"
Walker Lake bulletin. (Hawthorne, Nev.) 1883-1926, 1916-03-25
Mas Too BUSY.

"Everybody's sick at your house."
yep. Pas got the grippe. So has
Aunt Mary and Sister Jane. I'm just
getting over It,"
"And your mother? Has she the
grippe, too?"
Gee, whizz no! Ma amt got no
time to have it. She's got to wait on
all the rest of EN-"
Walker Lake bulletin. (Hawthorne, Nev.) 1883-1926, 1916-03-25
Might Be Worse.

"Doppel certainly does look ridicul-
Gus in his motor car"
why SOP"
"He wears big goggles, the latest
agony in motor caps, a coffee-colored
coat and a pair Of enormous gaunt-
let's"
Well, l don't object to man dress
ing up like that, just SO he doesn't
plaster his car with pennants when he
makes a tour through the country"
Walker Lake bulletin. (Hawthorne, Nev.) 1883-1926, 1916-03-25
Mere Trifle.

War anecdotes seem to be popular
just now" remarked the public man.
SO they are answered his secre-
tary.
Hum. Couldn't you credit few
anecdotes of that sort to me?"
1T would be rather difficult, as you
haven't been in Europe since the war
started"
What difference does that make?
I've never been in Rome, but that
doesn't prevent me from quoting Ci'
Zero in my political speeches.
Walker Lake bulletin. (Hawthorne, Nev.) 1883-1926, 1916-03-25
Rapid PROGRESS.

II understand you have new
hostler from England"
Eyes. I'm giving him few lessons
in hanging on to his 'aitches.'
What's the first lesson?
HE repeats after me, Harry Hast.
ings had hotel in Hoboken.'"
"How's he getting along?"
Fine. He can say that sentence
now and only drop two out of the
five 'aitches.'"
Walker Lake bulletin. (Hawthorne, Nev.) 1883-1926, 1916-03-25
Saving Him From Himself.

I'm going to start right now" re-
marked the serious woman, to break
my husband Of the gambling habit.
He's got to promise me not to do any
gambling Of any kind for a whole
year."
Does he lose much money!"
81 don't mind his losing money.
What l want to save him from is the
temptation to make freak election
BETS"
Walker Lake bulletin. (Hawthorne, Nev.) 1883-1926, 1916-03-25
Asking Too Much.

"The Johnsons seem to think their
baby the most remarkable infant in
the world" said the irascible old gen
tleman.
well, you shouldn't blame them for
that. It's only natural"
Maybe so, but what particularly IT.
ritates me is the fact that they expect
me to neglect my business and waste
my valuable time just to study its
good points"
Walker Lake bulletin. (Hawthorne, Nev.) 1883-1926, 1916-03-25
Won the Argument.

"Blinks seems to be in peevish
mood this morning"
mo wonder. His little boy and the
small son of Gadsby, next-door
neighbor, had an argument as to
whether automobile tires were filled
With air or water"
Il see."
"And to prove his contention young
Blinks bored into one of his fathers
new tires with an awl."
Walker Lake bulletin. (Hawthorne, Nev.) 1883-1926, 1916-03-25
Strategy.

Hub told Bohrsum that we might
drop in on them tonight.
Wife-Oh. fudge! You know don't
want to visit those people, and can't
see why you do.
Hub don't. l told him that so
that we can stay at home tonight
without fear of having them drop in
on US.
Walker Lake bulletin. (Hawthorne, Nev.) 1883-1926, 1916-03-25
GROWING Family.

Taking a cheerful view of life is
all a matter of habit" said the phi
losopher.
Perhaps so,' answered the man
with worried look, but so long as
the stork continues to show such par
TALLY to my household, l fear it's
habit l won't be able to acquire"
Walker Lake bulletin. (Hawthorne, Nev.) 1883-1926, 1916-03-25

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Walker Lake bulletin. (Hawthorne, Nev.) 1883-1926, 1916-03-25

The Farmer-Hev you noticed how
purity Silas Corntassles daughter is
getting to be?
The Parson somewhat of an artist
Why, she's as beautiful as Hebe.
The Farmer-No; she's heap sight
purifier than he be. She gifts her beau
ty from her ma.
Walker Lake bulletin. (Hawthorne, Nev.) 1883-1926, 1916-03-25
Youthful Euotism.

Miss FIivver will read a paper be-
fore the Thursday Literary club on
British Bards."
That's a rather large order, should
say"
Depends on how you look at it.
She says she can do Browning nicely
in q paragraph"
Walker Lake bulletin. (Hawthorne, Nev.) 1883-1926, 1916-03-25
Just Like Her.

did my housemaid testify at the
trial?"
Eyes, but her testimony was
stricken out as incompetent"
How like herl" murmured the
party of the first part.-Seattle Post
Inteligencer.
Walker Lake bulletin. (Hawthorne, Nev.) 1883-1926, 1916-03-25
Two Women Talking.

81 suppose you really felt it neces-
sary for you to secure divorce?''
"Well, perhaps not absolutely neces-
sary, but our home
"Exactly. You did it for the chill
dren' sake. life.
Walker Lake bulletin. (Hawthorne, Nev.) 1883-1926, 1916-03-25
Very Unusual.

Then you say you have model
husband?"
Quite. Since we have been mar
rted he has never given the neigh
bors o moments anxiety"
Walker Lake bulletin. (Hawthorne, Nev.) 1883-1926, 1916-03-25

WAkTED-Men and Women to sell the well known
Pitkins' line of non-alcoholic pure food favors
and toilet articles. exclusive territory good COM
missions. The Hastain Co.. Western Sales Agents,
eO6 South HILL Los Angeles.
Walker Lake bulletin. (Hawthorne, Nev.) 1883-1926, 1916-03-25
Prose and Poetry.

Lady (after the banqueD-I have
really enjoyed myself immensely in
your company and shall often think
of this evening.
Gentleman-And l shall, too, dear
lady! AS souvenir put a menu in
my pocket.-Fliegende Blaetter (Mu-
nich).