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The Harrison times., 1916-04-29
Honey Cakes.

One cupful butter or three-quarters
cupful manufactured Shortcomings one
and one-half cupfuls honey, one tea
spoonful soda, three eggs, three cup
fuls -four, two cupfuls raisins chopped,
one teaspoonful salt, one and one-half
teaspoonfuls cinnamon, one-half tea
spoonful nutmeg, two cupfuls nut
meats. Cream the butter. Warm the
honey, dissolve soda in 1t and mix
with butter. Then add -four, which
has been sifted with the salt and
spices. Last Of ALL add raisins and
nuts. Drop by teaspoonfuls on but
tered baking sheets and bake in mod.
crate oven.-Mothers Magazine.
The Harrison times., 1916-04-29
Easily Fixed.

Soulful Samuel Stopper, the would
be poet, was interviewing his landlord.
"Of course, the whole place wants
doing throughout sighed Sammy.
The wall paper tnterferes badly with
my counting the evanescent muse,
while the color of the paint jars dread
fully with the gladstone visions fain
would summon in poetic rhapsody"
The landlord grinned.
But l surely must insist" went on
Samuel, speaking severely, upon the
doors and windows being attended to-.
They fit so badly that the draft actu-
ally blows my hair about"
The landlord seized the golden mo-
ment to get his own back
'Humph." he snorted. That's cas-
lily put right. Get your hair cut"
The Harrison times., 1916-04-29
Look and Feel
Clean, Sweet and
Fresh Every Day
Drink a glass Of real hot water
before breakfast to wash
out poisons.

Life is not merely to live, but to
live well, eat well, digest well, work
we'll, sleep we'll, look well. What .
glorious condition to attain, and yes
how very easy it is If one will only
adopt the morning inside bath.
Folks who are accustomed to feel
dull and heavy when they arise, split.
ting headache, stuffy from cold, foul
tongue, nasty breath, acid stomach.
can, instead, feel as fresh as a daisy
by opening the sluices Of the system
each morning and flushing out the
whole of the internal poisonous stag.
nant matter.
Everyone, whether ailing, sick or
well, should, each morning, before
breakfast, drink a glass of real hot
water with a teaspoonful Of limestone
phosphate in it to wash from the
stomach, liver, kidneys and bowels the
previous days indigestible waste, sour
bile and poisonous toxins; thus cleans
ing, sweetening and purifying the en-
tire alimentary tract before putting
more food into the stomach. The &C
tion OF hot water and limestone phos-
phate on an empty stomach is wonder
fully invigorating. 1t cleans out all the
sour fermentations, gases, waste and
acidity and gives one splendid ap-
petite for breakfast. While you are
enjoying your breakfast the water and
phosphate is quietly extracting large
volume Of water from the blood and
getting ready for thorough flushing
Of all the inside organs.
The millions of people who are both
cred with constipation, bilious spells,
stomach trouble, rheumatism; others
who have sallow skins, blood disor-
ders and sickly compilations are urged
to get quarter pound Of limestone
phosphate from any store that handles
drugs which will cost very little, but
is sufficient to make anyone pro-
nounced crank on the subject OF In
ternal sanitation.-Adv.
The Harrison times., 1916-04-29
Ian Protest Is Renewed.

Washington.-Japa has renewed
her objection to provisions in the
pending immigration bill, which are
construed as virtually enacting into
law the celebrated Root-Takahira
agreement for the restriction of i'm
migration to the United States and
as including Japanese with Hindus in
an excluded class
The Harrison times., 1916-04-29
Veal In a Mold.

This Is a dish that can be prepared
the day before and can be served cold
for the next days luncheon or din
ner. Boil a knuckle Of veal until ten
DER Pour on the water in which it
was boiled and mince the veal. Add
the minced veal to the Juice and pour
in mold. Add thin slices Of hard
boiled egg and place in a cool place,
and when cold place on the ice. Serve
on o platter garnished with parsley.
The Harrison times., 1916-04-29
Reward For j. Crones.

Chicago.-A committee of persons
who attended the banquet rendered
Archbishop George H. Mundelein some
weeks ago, at which poison was plac-
ed in the soup, have made plans to
take subscriptions from all the guests
present to form fund to be offered
as a reward for the capture of, Jean
Crones, the alleged soup poisoner. The
committee proposes to raise $4,000.
The Harrison times., 1916-04-29
General Electric Busy.

New York.-Exclusive of the spe-
cial war munitions business which
announced to S3,9SO,OOO the value of
the orders for electrical apparatus
and devices booked by the General
Electric Company during 1915, &C
cording to the annual report, was
S9S,9S5,S91, an increase of S14,367,-
$40, or II per cent over the previous
year.
The Harrison times., 1916-04-29
HOW TO REMOVE DAMDRUFF
Itching and Irritation Of the Scalp
With Cutcura. Trial Free.

On retiring lightly touch spots Of dan.
druff, itching and burning with Cuticura
Ointment. Next morning shampoo
thoroughly with Cuticura Soap and hot
water. These super-creamy emollients
do much to keep the scalp clean and
healthy and to promote hair growth.
Free sample each by mail with Book.
Address postcard, Cuticura, Dept. L,
Boston. Sold everywhere ADV.
The Harrison times., 1916-04-29
Attractive Dessert.

The ingredients needed for this are
a pint of cream, the white of one egg,
half a cupful Of sugar, half cupful
Of nuts, chopped fine; 12 figs and six
dates. Beat the cream until stiff
with the white Of egg. Sweeten this,
add the nuts and fruit, the latter cut
in small pieces. Mix all thoroughly
and put into wet mold. Cover tight
ly and pack in salt and ice for four
hours. This quantity will serve eight
people.
The Harrison times., 1916-04-29
F
Now Is the Time to Get Rid of These
Ugly Spots.

There's no longer the slightest need OF
feeling ashamed Of your freckles, as the
prescription othne-double strengths
guaranteed to remove these homely spots
Simply get an ounce of othine-doubls
strength-from your druggist. and apply
little of it night and morning and you
should soon see that even the worst freckles
have begun to disappear. while the lighter
ones have vanished entirely. 1t Is seldom
that more than one ounce Is needed to COM
petely clear the skin and gain beautiful
clear complexion.
Be sure to ask for the double strength
othine, as this is sold under guarantee OF
money back If It fails to remove freckleA-
Adv.
The Harrison times., 1916-04-29
Standard Clearing System.

Washington.-Federal reserve bank
governors, acting in conjunction with
the Federal Reserve Board, have vlr-
tually completed plans for a standard
system of clearing among member
banks of the federal reserve system,
The system will be Sut into effect
about June |,
The Harrison times., 1916-04-29
Aprlcot Pie de Lux,

Soak apricots over night in cold wa.
ter, fill pie plate as you would apple
pie, but do not put in any undercrust,
then add one-half cupful sugar, few
dots Of butter and some cinnamon,
Cover with a rich crust and bake.
Serve while warm and cover with
whipped cream.
The Harrison times., 1916-04-29
OIL Leases on Block.

Tulsa, Okla.--History in the oil
world was made at Pawhuska when
lOS oil leases were sold at public ahc.
ton to oil operators from all parts
OF the country Several million dol
lars was paid for leases, many Of
which brought real bargain prices.
The Harrison times., 1916-04-29
Clcse Wood Pulp Plants.

Stockholm, Sweden.-A large num-
Der of wood pulp factories in the north
of Sweden have been forced to shut
down on account Of the scarcity Of
tonnage and the exorbtant freign.
rates prevailing.
The Harrison times., 1916-04-29
Too steen.

Mike Murphy went TO q dentist to
get tooth drawn. When it was
drawn Mike asked the dentist how
much he owed him.
1.-TWO dollars"
What! The last dentist | went to
he only charged me so cents, and he
pulled me all around the room"
The Harrison times., 1916-04-29
Unhappy Memories.

This author reads from his works
with a great deal of feeling"
81 noticed that. | don't suppose
there is a single one Of the poems he
read to us that hasn't been turned
down by editors at least dozen
times.
The Harrison times., 1916-04-29
United States Invited.

Rome.-Former Premier Luigi Luz
zatti issued communication urging
that the United States be invited to
participate in the coming commerc\(
conference in Paris Of delegates Of
the entente allies
The Harrison times., 1916-04-29
klnd.H earted.

He (brutally): Women have no
sense Of humor, anyhow.
She (pointedly) oh, yes, they have.
The reason they don't laugh at the
funny things they see is because they
don't want to hurt the poor things
feelings. .--Richmond Times.Dispatch.
The Harrison times., 1916-04-29
Beport British Losses.

Constentinople.-The British loss IN
the battle on the right bank Of the
Tigris in Mesopotamia on April II
was more than 1900 killed and wound.
ed, according to an official statement
by the War Office,
The Harrison times., 1916-04-29
That's Enouqh.

What would you do IL you had
million dollars?"
"Oh, don't know. Sit around and
watch my wife spend It, suppose"
The Harrison times., 1916-04-29
Demonstrations Compared.

you mustn't neglect your studies
for athletics
That's what father says" replied
the young man. But father never
gets up and cheers when he hears me
quoting Latin the way he does when
he sees me playing football,"-Wash.
ington Star.
The Harrison times., 1916-04-29
Their Own Fault.

"Why is it the big thieves go free,
while the little oles go to jail?"
That's an easy one. The little fell
lows don't steal enough to enable
them to hire good lawyers.
The Harrison times., 1916-04-29

Poet; Should poetry be written on
one side Of the paper?
Editor: Well, there Is poetry that
should not be written on any side Of
the paper.
The Harrison times., 1916-04-29
Town Almost Wiped Out.

Portsmouth, Ohio. - Fire almost
wholly destroyed the. town of otway,
seat of Scioto county's tobacco in
dustry, causing loss Of Sl50,000.
The Harrison times., 1916-04-29
There Is No Art in Taklno Medicine

There Is NO Art In Taking Medicine.
Just follow directions on every bot.
tie Of Plantation Chill Tonic and
see how quickly those dreadful chills
will leave you, 1t leaves the liver In
healthy condition and yet contains no
Calomel. Price 50c-Ady.
The Harrison times., 1916-04-29
The Difficulty.

DO you think the nations are real
ly going to get decision at Verdunf"
Don't know too many outsiders
umpiring the game
The Harrison times., 1916-04-29
Hloh.Priced Doctor

Doctor TO take the rest cure II
will cost you yl00 week.
Henpeck Why doctor, ] can send
my wife away to the country for half
that
The Harrison times., 1916-04-29
Frankfurter SAUSAGE.

Put the sausage In saucepan to
the side Of the stove, let them remain
ten minutes without boiling, then
serve.
The Harrison times., 1916-04-29
ALIENS FooT.EAsE DOES TT

ALIENS FOOT-EAsE DOES 1T
When your shoes pinch or your corns and
bunions ache, get Aliens Foot-Ease, the
antseptic powder to be shaken into shoes
and used In foot-bath. Gives instant re-
lief 10 Tired, Aching, Swollen feet Over
100000 packages are being used by the
troops at the front, Sold everywhere $50.
Don't accept any substitute. Adv.
The Harrison times., 1916-04-29

and Ireland, but wherever they could
encounter them, in a way that has
grown more and more ruthless, more
and more indiscriminate as the months
have gone by, less and less obseryant
Of restraints Of any kind; and have
delivered their attacks without com
junction against vessels of every ma
and bound upon every sort Of
errand.
The Harrison times., 1916-04-29

Too often when opportunity knocks
at mans door he is holding down Q
chair at the corner boozery.
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1916-07-26
Brewed Barley Doings

Wednesday, Marshal Griffin went
to Sparta and made a complaint be-
fore Sparta authorities in behalf of
Viroqua city against Earl Brye. Mr..
Brye later accompanied the Monroe
county sheriff TO Sparta where he en-
tered plea of guilty TO the charge Of
procuring liquor for minors and was
fined S35 and costs, amounting to 500
The case of VIM. Tewalt vs.. the
city of Viroqua, petition to have his
name removed from the black list.
was heard before Judge Higbee at
Lacrosse last Saturday. District At
torney Smith made motion that the
case be quashed upon the plaintiff S
own showing Judge Higbee took the
matter under consideration, and wrote
to Mr. Smith Thursday granting his
motion.
Backed up by a united sentiment,
our officials are conducting a vigor-
GUS and efficient campaign aga INST vi
olation of liquor laws-and the COM
munity extends congratulations.
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1916-07-26
Long List of Lucky Laymen

List of a few who have purchased
Hoosier extension silo roofs of Chas.
s. Slack & Company since February
1916: Perry Cowden, Orvil Smith, Geo.
Smith, C. J. Smith, John Vedvick,
Hugh Buchanan, Issac Toilackson, II.
.G. Tollaekson. Berlie Moore, II. F.
Sonuenberg, Claud Seeley, Tom Nc
.Collouph, Chris Weber, Perry Vance,
Albert Egeness, z. L. Fortney, Ray
Horribly, Higgins Bros, Viro9ga; ! e.
McEntee, Soldiers Grove; John Tor
eerson, Soldiers Grove: VIII Tulley,
Ferryville; H. 6. hnudson, Coon Val
le. A. II. Peterson, Chris. fernandez
Christ Dunnum. Cashton; Frank KEEP
pei, Lacrosse; n. G. Larson, Christ
n. Hanson, Seyert Carlson, g. E, I'll
land, Joseph johnson, Jens Davidson,
Soren MyeT, Lewis S. RuGe, +. 5.
Erickson. Westby; Geo. A. Becwar,
Stueben: Henry Amann, Chaseburg;
Jas. IS. Whalen, Madison Smith Bros,
Alderman: Grover Hardy, Muscoda;
Joe Newman, VIM Porter, Seneca;
J. S. Peters, Geo. Pippin, Blue River;
Leonard Mueller, Victory; Leonard
Zogg, Perry Mueller, John Harder,
Genoa: J. 0. jacobson, Readstown-
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1916-07-26
Frederick Dyson is absent at LAX


Frederick Dyson is absent at Lake
Buelah visiting.
The Violet club held picnic at
Col Butts on Friday.
Ivan Wood arrived from Okla
homa to see home folk.
w. J. Barnes of ST. Louis is visit
ing Ed. Gorsline and family.
Remember the Jones six-day chau-
tauqua opens Sunday, August 9.
-vulcanizing gets immediate at
tention at SOlverson's garage.
Don't fail to see those bargains at
Suite & Tate's clearance sale.
Merchants big booster sale on
Saturday. Get some of the bargains.
Miss Marinette Eckhart of Chicago
is guest of the Eckhart and Dyson
| faminies.
w. C. T. U. will hold their annual
picnic in the city park on Tuesday
afternoon, August l.
Senator Bennett was in Milwau-
kee on a professional call, accompan-
led by Mrs. Bennett.
"A numerous delegation was car
ried to Lacrosse for the circus by the
Southe astern on Tuesday.
People wishing ice on Sundays
must come before III O'Clock in the
morning. J. A. Tewalt.
Mr.. and Mrs. J. o. Henderson, VIM
and Charles Skinner of Edgerton, are
at the Nichols farm at Dudley.
Big bargains in all departments
for Booster day at NJ. J. Felix. Dou-
BILE pony votes on all purchases.
All accounts and notes due Lar
sen & Solverson must be paid at once
to Albert Solverson at his garage.
Albert Solverson and wife have a
new daughter at their home. Also
John Natwick family are like happy.
Work has commenced on the new
hotel and restaurant next to Solver
sons gaI age. Mr.. A. NJ. Skrede pur-
chased the lots some time since.
The fifth of the merchants sue
cessful booster sales will be pulled of
next Saturday. Town and city people
should get some of these bargains.
w. w. Keir arrived from Oregon
Tuesday, with the remains of his good
mother. a sketch of her life appears
in the appropriate column today
Dick Foster is limping about pref
tY sore, caused by fracture of two or
three ribs, result from falling through
hay ladder. Haying accidents are
numerous this season.
John Stoll and wife are home after
ten days trip TO Moline and Deven-
port. They found Rev. Beckholt and
DR.. Cronk and their good wives hap
Ply and enjoying life.
Remember the big chautauqua.
the Jones system, with six foil DAYS Of
entertainment, opens on Sunday. Aug
ust 6. The program WAS given pub
Lefty in last weeks CENSOR.
At Brush Hollow church on Sat
urday night of this week, an ice cream
social viii be given TO which every
body is invited. Receipts will be for
improvement Of cemetery grounds.
DIR. g. W. Henika and family au-
toed north through this city on Thurs
day. They were former residents Of
Readstown, now Of Madison, the doc
tor being a member Of the force in
the state health department.
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1916-07-26
AFTER REFLECTION THOUGHT
Sergeant Heinz Assumes Response
biIity for Camp Article

To WHOM IT MAY CONCERN: 1t has
been Brought to the attention of the
undersigned that Otto Brown is being
held responsible for the publication
| of the letter which appeared in the
| CENSoR recently. In justice to Mr..
| Brown / desire to state that he had
nothing whatever to do with it and
| had no knowledge of the same until
| it appeared in the CENSOR. The let
ter eminated from our detachment
solely, which is separate organiza-
| ton entirely. Some of the camp
notes were contributed by the band
and added to the letter by the editor,
thereby making it appear as coming
from one source.
The undersigned assumes full re-
suonsibIlity for the authorship of the
letter In writing it, however | mere
| ly expressed the thought of the MEM
bers of our detachment as l under
stood it The letter was turned over
| to the members after it was written
ard by them read and then forward
ed. | advised against commenting
about the send-off. While personally,
| preferred the kind of send-off we
got, could see wherein there was
some ground for the boys feeling as
they did, in view of what was done in
every other place.
/ NAV be subject to censure for
permitting the matter to go through
However, it did not pertain to official
business, at all and such action might
have seemed arbitrary.
In this connection | desire to make
this further statement: IN no com
munity can there be found a more
generous and public-spirited Citizen.
ship in matters pertaining tothe COM
munity good. Men of very moderate
means contributed freely and liberals
" to any worthy cause. But there.
seems to be lacking that cohesivenessa
and unity of purpose to produce the
most efficient results. 1t cannot be
due to ack of organization because
there are enough organizations in ex-'
istence now.
IT this unfortunate incident shall
have called attention to the weakness
in our communal organization and
been the means of remedyiug it,
shall be glad of my part in it. !
would then feel fully compensated
for the loss of the good viii of some
people which realize this foregoing
statement entails.
Very respectfully,
A. HEINZ.
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1916-07-26
Distinguished Callers in City

Former Senator w II Hatton, can
didate for governor, and Alvin Is. Pet
erson, candidate for state treasurer,
spent Wednesday night last in the
city, meeting many citizens and con
ferring regarding their chances in
the approaching primary. Mr.. Pet
erson is a son of the late Alley Peter
son of Soldiers Grove, worthy and
excellent young man, who viii have
good support In this section OF the
state.
Senator Hatton is splendid gen.
tleman, in fact too worthy to be con-
ducting'a campaign against the pres
ent governor, who has doue every
thing within his power to better gen.
eral conditions 10 the state and for
relief of the overburdened taxi PAYERS.
There is every reason why, as bust
ness MA and citizen who believes In
right principles ard keeping political
promises, Senator Hatton should have
refused to he candidate against the
present governor for the customary
second term Political factionalism
is the one and only reason for his
present candidacy, and the people
will cast that aside when they have g
man who is unse!fishly' attempting to
be square with them and their official
affairs.
Messrs H&6iso and Peterson are
making a circuit of the state by auto
mobile. They visited most Of the vii
lagos in this county.
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1916-07-26
vIRooUA WINS ANOTHER ONE
By Lucky Break Our Boys Beat z.
Fargo II to II

In wild slug-fest, Viroqua bah
team stole the game from the La
Fargo team Thursday after they had
The score at the eight inning stood
10 to !. Then the LaFarge boys blew
up, and our team started a merry-go-
round. They batted once around and
then some, bringing in nine scores,
while LaFarge used three pitchers
before they could stop the mad rush.
Then both teams PLAYED real ball,
Niroqua winning by one score in the
last half of the tenth. During the
game Umpire Potts got in front of d
line drive that nearly made him take
the count.
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1916-07-26
VERNON oUNrY CoURT-IS PROBATE
Calendar for Term 10 be Held Tuesday
August I 1915

Estate August Trappe--Hearing claims.
Estate of Olaf Storsveen-H Hearing claims.
Estate Jennie BeTge-Heari' claims.
Estate @. A. Overwhelming claims.
Estate BERTHA Stafsiien- Hearing claims.
Estate OF Steen Steenson Hearing claims.
Estate Sven L. Skaaland-Hearing claims.
Estate Neri OlSon-<Hearing claims.
Estate Christian o. Veum- Hearing claims
Estate Charlotte G. Glenn-Hearing claims.
Estate Frank J. Trarnicek-Hearingc claims
Estate Ludwig Hemstad--Hearing claims.
Estate Chas. s. Green-PrOpf OF Will
Estate Andrias Solbere--Proof of viii.
Estate C. e. Morley-Proof OF will--Aug. 6
Estate Peter SkildS Proof OF Will Aug :
Estate Julia Olson &tnal settlement
Estate Anthony Mulchrone-F Final sediment
Estate David b. Sommars-Final settlement
Estate of Kate DaltoD-Hearing claims.
Estate Mark Revels- Hearing claims.
Estate willis Manufacturing claims
Estate Ensign Pettingi l-Final settlement
Estate George Burchell-Final Settlement.
Estate Louis MISUNDERSTANDING claims.
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1916-07-26
Want Payment Of Accounts

Owing to continued poor health
expect to leave Viroqua, and | am
making demand that all persons
knowing themselves indebted to me,
call at once on Otto E. Davis, at his
drug store, and make settlement Of
book accounts. | ask this action as d
special favor and right.
Very truly,
A. p MINSHALL, NJ. ID. !,
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1916-07-26

A good many people are not fam
liar with the pay soldiers of various
rank in the army receive during ac-
tual service. The following list viii
give You an idea of the army pay roll,
Brigadier general, $4,000; colonel
$1,000 to $1,000, lieutenant colonel
$1,000 to S4,500, major, $4,000 TO
81, 600, captain 81, 400 to 80, 800, first
lieutenant $1,000 to 81, 500, second lieu
tenant 81, 700 TO 81 400. The pay OF
enlisted men ranges from SIS TO 500
u month, depending on the length OF
service and rank. a private gets SIS
TO S25, a frst-class private gets SIS TO
see. corporal S2l to S42, sergeant $50
to S6s, sargeants of engineers, ordi-
nances, signal or quartermaster corps,
S36 to $50; sargeants, tirst-class and
first sargeailts, s45 to $50; fireman $50
to S4S, color sergeant or electrician
sergeant, second class.S3 TO $50; mas
ter gunner aud battalion or squadron
sergeant major, $40 to S64; regiment
al staff sergeant and first-class cleo
trician sergeant s45 to 500, engineer,
coast artillery, sos to $50, and master
electrician, $40 to 500 and hospital
corps men Sl6 10 s74.
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1916-07-26
Standard Mail Boxes

Postmaster oliand desires the CEN
soR to call the attention of all rural
patrons TO the order concerning rural
mail boxes which went into effect Ju-
ly |. Two standard sizes have been
adopted: No. lis inches long, 81
inches wide. II inches high; for ordi-
nary mail. No. 2-23i inches long, IL
inches wide, IA inches high; for all
mail, including parcel post.
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1916-07-26
Notice of Democratic Conteren

Notice IS hereby given thai a con-
ference of Vernon county democrats
will be held at the court house in the
city of Viroqua, on Saturday, July %.
at O'Clock p. m for the purpose of
huntington candidates for the different
county offices and member of assembly.
X NJ. GRIMSRUD, Oh m Co, Com,