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The Celina Democrat. (Celina, O. [Ohio]) 1895-1921, 1916-12-29
The Shoe Pinched.

A preacher at the close of one Of
his sermons said: Let all in the
house who are paying their debts
stand up" Every man, woman and
child, with one exception, rose to their
feet. Nov, every man not paying his
debts stand up" The exception. II
careworn, hungry-looking individual,
clothed in his last summers suit, slow
ly assumed perpendicular position.
How is it, my friend" asked the
minister, you are the only man not
able to meet his obligations?"
Il run newspaper" he answered
meekly, "and the brethren here who
stood up are my subscribers and"
Let us pray" exclaimed the min
lister.
The Celina Democrat. (Celina, O. [Ohio]) 1895-1921, 1916-12-29
Hiqher Education.

Mrs. Brown called at the home of
Mrs. Jones to talk over the fashions
and things, and somewhere about the
sixty-fifth lap of the conversation the
caller referred to the young daughter
of the host. "By the way, dear" re-
marked Mrs. Brown inqulsitively,
"Where is Minnie? l haven't seen her
for an age" Minnie is at college" q"
proudly responded the fond mother
and then added: "And / am so wOr-
ried about her. l haven't had n let
ter for nearly two weeks" "There
is where you make a mistake" was
the prompt rejoinder Of Mrs. Brown.
'Tnstead of letting her go to college
why don't you send her to one of those
schools?"
The Celina Democrat. (Celina, O. [Ohio]) 1895-1921, 1916-12-29
SWAMP ROOT STOPS
SERIOUS BaCKACHE

When your back aches. and your blad.
der and kidneys seem 10 be disordered, re-
member it is needless TO sulfer-go To your
nearest drug store and get a bottle Of Dr.
kilmer's Swamp-ROot. IL is a physicians
prescription for diseases Of the kidneys
and bladder.
IL has stood the test Of years and has
a reputation for quickly and effectively
giving results in thousands Of cases.
This prescription was used by DR.. XII.
mer in his private practice and was 80
very effective that it has been placed on
sale everywhere. Get a bottle, SOC and
Sl.00, at your nearest druggist.
However, II you wish first 10 test this
great preparation send ten cents TO Dr.
kilmer & Co., Binghamton, N. Y, for a
sample bottle. When writing be sure and
mention this paper.-Adv.
The Celina Democrat. (Celina, O. [Ohio]) 1895-1921, 1916-12-29
IDEAL HOME IS
THIS BUNGALOW
Has Numerous Advantages, as
May Be Perceived Almost
at a Glance.
LIVING ROOM WELL ARRANGED
Especial Attention Paid to That I'M
portant Feature-Large Basement
Provided For-ENterior Finish
Can Be in Almost Any styte
That is Desired.
ey William A. RApEoRp.

Mr., william A. Radford will answer
questions and give advice FREE OF
COST on all subjects pertaining TO the
subject OF building, for the readers Of this
paper. On accountaof his wide experience
as Editor Author and Manufacturer, he
is, without doubt, the highest authority
on all these subjects. Address all inquiries
to William A. Radford. No. 1927 Prairie
avenue, Chicago. H., ana only enclose
two-cent stamp for reply.
The Celina Democrat. (Celina, O. [Ohio]) 1895-1921, 1916-12-29

valley couples pretty well the the
on the lookout them
situated
he adds marriage
good day IN the marriage
On one day Mr. sculs knotying proctes hourished
tuy a 6S
Jewish They
thus able
Everything decorousy
waiting
Into the chapel in turn The provides
lily OF the valley decoration proceed under the
bridegroom
f.
clerk promotion
o matimOny.
The Celina Democrat. (Celina, O. [Ohio]) 1895-1921, 1916-12-29

pTIUeIuIIy. Feach ana nectnrine cOIOr-
Ing figures in the side panels. In the
ornamentation Of the frleze and cell
ing the Imagination Of the decorators
to the borough president has run riot.
Rosy garlands constitute the frieze.
The ceiling Ornanientatlon includes
large wreath Of these blossoms, sur
rounded by gold-colored leaves, with
the torches of Hymen placed fairly
close together. In the extension,
where the brides and brldegrooms en-
ter, there is a rectanglc of lilies Of the
The Celina Democrat. (Celina, O. [Ohio]) 1895-1921, 1916-12-29

An entirely new and apparently rich
oil field has been discovered in Burma
An instrument has been invented to
check quickly and accurately the align
nent Of automobile wheels to ascer-
tain IL they track correctly.
Air cooling methods of the rapid
fire guns now in use have proved in
adequate and the soldiers seem to
think that water-coollng is superior.
Aserles of electric buttons, the cor
rect combination Of which to produce
results Is known only to authorized per
sons, features one automobile starter.
The Celina Democrat. (Celina, O. [Ohio]) 1895-1921, 1916-12-29
Habit Of Health.

To acquire the habit of health 1t Is
necessary to cultivate the habit of ex.
pecting it. Cultivate, too, the habit
of cheerfulness in your daily occupa,
ton, of optimism in your daily refec.
tions, of urbanity toward others, and
consideration for their rights as well
as extenuatiOn for their failures. ]
believe we should be healthy in body
glad in heart, and aspiring in spirit
Unity.
The Celina Democrat. (Celina, O. [Ohio]) 1895-1921, 1916-12-29
Anonymous,

Il hear that you got into trouble by
using an anonymous communication in
your paper" remarked the country
town lawyer. II did," replied the
country town editor. "But I'm carry
ing notice in the next issue that
hereafter anonymous communications
win not be published unless the writ.
er's name is signed. ."-Clncinnati En-,
quirer.
The Celina Democrat. (Celina, O. [Ohio]) 1895-1921, 1916-12-29


used 10 be coined would
hgure that would make a clam ns as a
On the old basis
man would be
few hundred feet Of
near as she could the price Of her
her wampun dancing
pleasant wait see short string Of change
is impossible
take It, At the Majestic hotel string
was rendered by dinner
remarks The good
Eey In circulation and by degrees
waiter said he didn't object
carried his string he pieces
The Celina Democrat. (Celina, O. [Ohio]) 1895-1921, 1916-12-29
canny Edinburuh cIty Fathers.

Edinburgh owns several meadows
some in the heart of the city. These
fields are put to good use. In the
spring they are hay fields, the crops
selling for very respectable sums, too
each year. After the hay harvest is
over Edinburgh let's out the meadows
for other purposes connected with cat.
tie and farming and adds a bit more
to the money thus acquired by the can.
ny Scotch rulers of the town.
The Celina Democrat. (Celina, O. [Ohio]) 1895-1921, 1916-12-29
HIGH COST OF LIVING

THIS Is a serious matter with house
keepers as food prices are constantly
going up. 10 overcome tnis cut OUT
The high priced meat dishes and serve
your family more skinner's Maearoni
anu Spaghetti, the cheapest. most de-
liclous and most nutritious Of all foods.
Write the skinner Mfg. CO., Omaha,
Nebr,, for beautiful cook book, telling
how TO prepare II in n hundred different
ways, It's free 10 every w0map. p.-Ady.
The Celina Democrat. (Celina, O. [Ohio]) 1895-1921, 1916-12-29

nrOund Elghth and chestnut streets,
Philadelphia, guaranteed their treaties
with William Penn, years and years
before the town became famous for its
scrnpple.
The belts now belong to the Mu-
scum of the American Indian.
The arrival Of these belts has
started some talk about what would
happen If we were on a wampum fl
nanclal basis again and the bank roll
was in shells. The price Of hard
The Celina Democrat. (Celina, O. [Ohio]) 1895-1921, 1916-12-29
TAKEN FROM EXCHANGES

A recently patented porch or lawn
seat can be converted into a swing or
crib for a small child.
For administering medicine to
horse an inventor has patented hOl-
low. perforated bit with a funnel at
one END.
A patent has been granted to New
York inventor for guard to prevent,
the fingers Of person using sewing
D,aeAIne helrg pushed under the
AacLlf
The Celina Democrat. (Celina, O. [Ohio]) 1895-1921, 1916-12-29
HOW TO TREAT DANDRUFF
Itching Scalp and Falling Hair With
Cuticura. Trial Free.

On retiring touch spots of dandruff
and itching with Cuticura Ointment.
Next morning shampoo with Cuticurs
Soap and hot water. A clean, healthy
scalp means good hair and freedom, in
most cases, from dandruff, itching
burning, crustings and scalings.
Free sample each by mail with Book.
Address postcard, Cuticura, Dept. L,
Boston. Sold everywhere.-Adv.
The Celina Democrat. (Celina, O. [Ohio]) 1895-1921, 1916-12-29

the
foreign population Then the tide
It, Because old rambling
old shops quiet
writer's fell in with
past aoy ana cleaned and renovated te but old window
knock pillar
suggested others and the
the artists had the place themselves
philosophical
gestve of ongogoen
o visitors
The Celina Democrat. (Celina, O. [Ohio]) 1895-1921, 1916-12-29
PILE SUFFERERS
Can Avoid the Pain and
Expense of an Operation

There is no more annoying and embar-
RAISING disease immaginable than Piles. 1t
causes suffering to thousands of people who
can find no relief in the remedies ordinar-
lily used; who fear the pain and serious
after effects frequently accompanying an
operation, and in many instances cannot
afford the expense of such an operation,
which involves not only high surgical and
hospital bills, but loss of time during con-
valescence. To Pile sufferers we offer
quick and possibly permanent relief in
The Celina Democrat. (Celina, O. [Ohio]) 1895-1921, 1916-12-29
In the Theater Anvhn,,

Chorus Glrl-How's your little boy
getting on, Mr.. Judd?
Mr.. Judd-Very well, indeed. He's
entered the theatrical profession, too,
now.
Chorus Girl-oh! What part is he
taking?
Mr., Judd-Well, he amt exactly
'akin' part but he fetches the scene
differs dinner.
The Celina Democrat. (Celina, O. [Ohio]) 1895-1921, 1916-12-29

which has two windows and closet
A linen case in the hall is handy to
both of these rooms.
A feature which will be greatly ap-
preciated is one which is readily OBJ
served in the perspective shown here.
This bungalow is built well up above
grade, so that large basement windows
may be utilized to produce in the base
ment really usable part of the house.
The Celina Democrat. (Celina, O. [Ohio]) 1895-1921, 1916-12-29

III tne WOrIu. GreenWlch Village, With
its narrow streets, winding alleys and
Old-fashiOned homes and business
places, set up a quiet resistance to the
onward march of progress that could
not be broken down. 1t has kept its
character and individuality and today
is the much-sought-for retreat Of the
artist and seeker after the quaint and
curious.
The village of Greenwich has had
its tides of prosperity, with the result
The Celina Democrat. (Celina, O. [Ohio]) 1895-1921, 1916-12-29

"Old man, YOU are too close in money
matters. Your friends are beginning to
classify you as tightwad."
"What does it matter? I'd rather
be classified as a tightwad than as
good thing."
The Celina Democrat. (Celina, O. [Ohio]) 1895-1921, 1916-12-29
Profound Ignorance.

$50 you live in one of those modern
apartment hOusesg
"Sure."
"And what is its most up-to-date fea'
ture?"
"A squash court"
Gee! Is that sort of indoor truce
garden T-Bnnlngham Age-Heruld.
The Celina Democrat. (Celina, O. [Ohio]) 1895-1921, 1916-12-29
Red CROSS STORY.

Red Cross Ball Blue and what II
will do seems like an old story, but it's
true. Red Cross Ball Blue is all blue.
No adulteradon. Makes clothes whittier
than snow. Use it next washday. All
good grocers sell it.-Adv.
The Celina Democrat. (Celina, O. [Ohio]) 1895-1921, 1916-12-29
Foresight.

"Father, what is foresight?"
Foresight, my son, consists of re-
GREETING what you do before you do
It,"
The Celina Democrat. (Celina, O. [Ohio]) 1895-1921, 1916-12-29

arrived at the park in an automobile.
The bear came from the estate Of
John D. Crimmins at Noroton, Conn, to
Join his sister, who had been sent to
the park two months ago.
Tke other Russian brown bear,
who has been named Sister, was put
in the cage with three ordinary brown
bear cubs because the weather was
bad. When mll, as the new arrival is
called, was first placed in front of the
cage he gave two or three question
Ing shifts and then began to mutter
The Celina Democrat. (Celina, O. [Ohio]) 1895-1921, 1916-12-29
Happenings i'm
the etrOPOliS
Tipping With Wampum Doesn't Go in New York

NEW YoRJus at the time when the
~ had reached S2G86OOO0O which Is large there
York two belts Of wamPum eonage los which
The Celina Democrat. (Celina, O. [Ohio]) 1895-1921, 1916-12-29

Russia is the only country in which
the production of flax fiber has IN
creased consistently in recent years.
The Celina Democrat. (Celina, O. [Ohio]) 1895-1921, 1916-12-29
Municipal Marriage Chapel Proves to Be Popular

CINCE the chapel scuy who his
capacity of city clerk Chief wrapped
daish dream Over the fresh beauties scuy
The Celina Democrat. (Celina, O. [Ohio]) 1895-1921, 1916-12-29
Greenwich Village Quaint Bit of Gotham

NEAR the heart of Greater New community
subborny
development and Advancement the
The Celina Democrat. (Celina, O. [Ohio]) 1895-1921, 1916-12-29
Bill Teaches Sister the Bear Hug and Trot

HE bear hug the bear kiss and the bear displayed the
Hon of "i Snyder keeper Of the animals in
montsd Russian brown bear looking for all the world like chow
The Celina Democrat. (Celina, O. [Ohio]) 1895-1921, 1916-12-29

Only One "BROMO OUININE"
To get the genuine, call for full name LAXATIVE
BROMO QUININB. look for signature of Il. W.
GROVE. Cures q Cold in One Day. 25c.
Evening capital news. (Boise, Idaho) 1901-1927, 1916-04-25
MATTRESS REPAIRING

MATTRESSES MADE no ORDER
and repaired Joslin-Garver Bed
ding Co.. 1514-1516 Main ST.; Phone
693-W. tt
Evening capital news. (Boise, Idaho) 1901-1927, 1916-04-25
ECZEMA CURED OR MONEY RE-
FUNDED.

This guarantee goes with every box
of Dr. Hobson's Eczema Ointment.
Makes no difference whether it's a
baby, child or aged. No matter how long
standing the case the guarantee holds
good. Cut out this strip, go to your
druggist, get box of DR.. Hobsen's
Eczema Ointment, use it as directed
and If you are not fully satisfied, the
druggist or maker win refund your
money. Try t just once, you will be
happily surprised. Adv
Evening capital news. (Boise, Idaho) 1901-1927, 1916-04-25
The Great Dot Mystery

around something But for
couldn't
homesick his All
cheered
n
and him endyo some
Evening capital news. (Boise, Idaho) 1901-1927, 1916-04-25
TYPEWRITERS.

RENT A REMINGTON-Get perfect
results; visibles So for one month;
$3.50 for 5 months Others at lower
-ates. Rental payments apply on
purchase. Remington Typewriter
Co, 1857, Soma Bldg. Boise Phone
l33 Il
Evening capital news. (Boise, Idaho) 1901-1927, 1916-04-25
Insomnia.

Indigestion nearly always disturb
the sleep more or less, and is often Il
cause of insomnia. Eat light supp
with little II any meat, and no mil
also take one OF Chamberlain's Table
Immediately after supper, and see
you do not rest much better Obtail
able everywhere.-Adv 7. TIL
Evening capital news. (Boise, Idaho) 1901-1927, 1916-04-25
SECOND HAND STORE.

furth & Nickles, 101I Idaho. Phone
1055-W. II
Evening capital news. (Boise, Idaho) 1901-1927, 1916-04-25
SOCIETIES.

BOISE LODGE NO. II, !. Q. o. f..
meets every Tuesday night at Odd
Fellows Hall, 18th and Eastman. All
odd Fellows welcome. ]. M. HOLSTER,
Secretary. tt
Evening capital news. (Boise, Idaho) 1901-1927, 1916-04-25

Storage Cor household goods. plan,
and furniture. Few equal, none bette
Peasley Transfer p Storage q
Phone 80. ADJ
Evening capital news. (Boise, Idaho) 1901-1927, 1916-04-25
BUSINESS COLLEGE.

COMPETENT stenographers, book
keepers, cashiers, experienced or In
experienced furnished on short notice
Links Business College, 1015 Idaho
ST. Phone 1851. tt
Evening capital news. (Boise, Idaho) 1901-1927, 1916-04-25
MISS MeCoBn. .. G., 41s Idaho Bldg. Il

6. G. BURT. D. C.. s-4 Hotel Brand Il
Evening capital news. (Boise, Idaho) 1901-1927, 1916-04-25

WE buy second hand furniture. Pho
neer Furniture Company, 909 Idaho
Street Phone 2S5
Evening capital news. (Boise, Idaho) 1901-1927, 1916-04-25
BUSINESS AND PROFESSIONAL DIRECTORY
CHIROpRACTORS.

A. e. LIND. d. c.. ga Overland Bldg.
tt
Evening capital news. (Boise, Idaho) 1901-1927, 1916-04-25

Harvey's. 724 Main. The commissar!
Market. Phone 21t. -'r' delivery. t
Evening capital news. (Boise, Idaho) 1901-1927, 1916-04-25

KNIGHTS OF CoLUMBUS-Meet the
first and third Tuesdays of each
month at old St Johns hall, Sth and
Fort SITS. Visiting Knights are in
vited to attend. Fritz Hummel,
Grand knight; rank f. Church,
financial secretary IL
Evening capital news. (Boise, Idaho) 1901-1927, 1916-04-25
MEAT MARKETS
FOR SALE

Fresh beef. pork.
mutton, poultry etc.
cured meats of all
kinds. Saited and
smoked fish.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1916-01-31
ALL PLANS MADE
J. NJ. COnnelI Will Direct the
Presidential Train.
Schedule of Movements to and
From the City.

Arrangements for handling the
eeuipnlent-four private carson
which the president and his party will
enter and leave the city have been
completed, according to J. NJ. Council,
general passenger agent of the Santa
Fee.
The party will reach Kansas City on
the Chicago and Great Western at
1:45 o'clock Wednesday morning. A
Santa Fe diner will be attached and
the equipment will be handled by No.
lib or a second section of the train.
The train will be held at Lawrence for
a few moments while the president de-
livers a short address. 1t is scheduled
to arrive in Topeka at 10 o'clock
The president and his party plan
to leave the city on No. 10 at 8 o o'clock
Wednesday afternoon. on arrival at
Kansas City, the equipment will be
transferred to the Chicago & Alton for
movement to ST Louis.
President and Mrs. Wilson are occu-
pying private car New York; White
House attaches are travelling in pri-
waite car Sunderland and a private car
with ten compartments is carrying the
newspaper men. A steel combination
car completes the equipment.
The party will be conducted from
Kansas City to Topeka by J. M. Con-
nell.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1916-01-31
STREET IS VACATED
Persons Using Sixth Under Viaduct Do
So at Their Own Peril.

The ordinance calling for the va
cation of East Sixth avenue, under the
viaduct and across the Santa Fe
tracks was passed by the city com
mission this morning. However, it is
the understanding of the commission
that the street may be used while the
viaduct is out of commission.
The street the entire length of the
viaduct is not vacated. The vacation
begins at a point fifteen feet west
of the Santa Fe main line and runs
from there east across all of the thir-
teen tracks to the end of the viaduct.
People will continue to use this
street until the viaduct is completed
the first of May but they will do so at
their own risk, following the passage
of the ordinance. They will be tres
passing on private property and if
they are struck by train the Santa
Fes liability will be placed in a diff
faronf liSht
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1916-01-31

and spends it in the country. Your
country roads are like our city pave
ments. We are poor in roadways, and
why is it? This is the lesson you
teach J. We are not good spenders,
but with all our wealth. we ought to.
be. You teach US that great things
come MT by accommodating money and
holding it, but by spending it effi7
GENTLY.
For a generation Kansas has been
without a saloon, and thereby have
come more happiness, prosperity and
comforts. A message to California is
to abolish liquor, turn your grapes
into juice which invigorates instead of
wine which inebriates. 1t is said that
"A good name is rather to be chosen
than great riches, and loving favour
rather than silver and gold You
Californians, I am happy to say, seem
Ito have them a1l.''
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1916-01-31
Jayhawker Jots


Courage is a quality, explains Ellis
Clarke in the ottawa Herald. that in
creases in the ratio of distance from
the point of danger
According to the Hutchinson News,
the real question at the White House
is not what Mr.. Wilson will say but
what Mrs. Wilson will wear.
8 1t is said that Charles Chaplin will
draw the modest stipend of 100000
for his 1916 labors, notes the Wichita
Eagle. And, it adds; for what he in
flicts upon u.s.
Tom Foley has butchered his goat,
reports the Atchison Globe. 4 was
attached to that goat, but this is a
hard winter and 1 had to have some
thing to eat" sighed Tom as he hand
ed the Globe this touching little item.
Many explanations have been given,
says the Salina Journal, why more
married men answered the British call
to colors than single men, some seri-
Gus and some facetious, but no eXpla-
nation is necessary. The married man
always is the better citizen.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1916-01-31
City of Topeka Collects Emerg-
ency Taxes Illegally.
Court VIII Not RecOg-
nize Fund for ssAct of God"
SANTA FE RAILWAY FAVORED
City Must Pay Back $1,70O to
the Big Corporation.
But Poor Taxpayers Must For
get and FOrgive!

Because of a flaw in the law the city
Of Topeka is in poor condition to cope
with any calamity that might be
looked upon as an act of God. And
because of the same flaw the city COM
mission will allow a claim of between
$1,000 and s1,7O0 put in by the Santa
Fe railway-money collected in 1911
by taxation.
When the law was passed by the
legislature, providing for the commits
sion form of government in cities of
the first class, it was provided that
such cities might raise fund of $25,-
900 by taxation to be used in meeting
such catastrophes as floods, cyclones,
general fires and other calamities
coming under the head of "acts OF
God"
In 1911 the city commission levied a
tax on all Topeka property sufficient
to raise the fund of $25,000.' The
Santa Fe railway which owns a great
deal of property in Topeka and which
necessarily paid a good big part of the
tax, objected. The money was paid in
but the Santa Fe brought suit in the
district court and carried it from there
| to the supreme court. The supreme
court held recently that the law pro-
viding for the creatiin of the fund was
defective.
The Santa Fe Immediately put in its
claim and there is nothing for the city
commission to do but to allow the
claim. The money was on hand for
the reason that there has been no pub
lie calamity in Topeka since 1911.
titled to the return of his money I'M
der it. To the ordinary individual the
amount would be too small to justify
putting in claim.