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Emotions.


Emotions are what you have when
you are all stirred up; for example
when you are in love or. when a note
which you had previously forgotten
suddenly falls due. Also, when you
think you are writing poetry and when
you are leading one who is practically
total stranger up to an altar, where,
by previous arrangement and design,
you have stationed a gentleman with
power to cause you more future trou-
bic than you have ever dreamed of.
Science tells US that something cannot
come out of nothing, yet emotions
seem to do this. A calm, placid lady
whom you have known and trusted for
years will suddenly have emotions
which will create an area OF disturb
ance extending for miles in all direc-
tons. Emotions are felt but not seen.
If you could see an emotion coming
with the naked eye, you might be able
to avoid it. Some men can thus avoid
emotions when they see their wives
coming, but not when they have emo
tons themselves.
Emotions are of various kinds and
are variously expressed; a New York
policeman expresses his with club.
and every dog with the end OF his
tail.-Life.
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cents. You must take iron IN a for1
that can be easily absorbed and a.
simulated Ike nuxsted iron II you want
it TO do you any good otherwise &
may prove worse than useless.
Many an athlete or prize fighter has
won the day simply because he knew
the secret OF great strength and en-
durance and flied his blood with irs1
before he went into the ARRAY, whBs
many another has gone 70 InglOrfo1S
defeat simply for the lack OF iron
3. Sauer, II. D.
EOTE-Nuxated Iron. recommends
above by Dr. SaDer, IS not q patent medB-
cine nor secret remedy but one which -
vel known TO druggists and whose iroz
constituents are widely prescribed BY ezr3-
nsnt physicians everywhere Unlike The
older inorganic iron products, Il 81 eaEFF
make them black, nor upset the stomach
on the contrary. # Is q most potent rem
ely In nearly al forms OF Indigestion a.
Ven as Tor nervous, rundown conditions
ne manufacturers have such great COD
'adence IN Nuxated Iron that they oner t.
forfeit $1c9oo 70 any charitable Institutes
Il they cannot take any man or WomzE
Under 60 who lacks iron and Increase theEE
strength 20 Per cent OF over IN 1cUT
weeks time. provided they have 10 -
r1ous organic tro1bla- They also o6er to
refund your money II Il does not At ieasE
ts1 o9ys tine II q dispensed BY mosE
druggists II your druggist or gen@a1
e 1Sr ye1--4dT,
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BE CAUTIOUS WITH ALFALFA
Not Advisable to Feed Hay in Large
Quantities to Brood Mares-Great
Danger OF BIoat.

1t is not we'll to feed alfalfa hay in
too large quantities to brOod-mares,
and this is a matter in which precau-
ton should be taken. Horses tend to
become bloated if allowed to overfeed
on alfalfa hay, especially if the hay is
in more or less green stage. 1t is
always advisable when alfalfa hay is
to be fed to horses to allow the alfalfa
20 remain in the field until well ma
.tured.
The danger of bIoating in horses is
especially great in the case OF mares in
fOal, which are likely to overeat. These
precautions are Eot necessary in feed
ing alfalfa to cattle and, in fact, the
green alfalfa hay is very desirable for
dairy cattle. Good results have been
obtained in feeding brood mares by
limiting their alfalfa to one-third of
the total amount of roughage fed to
them.
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CONTEST ENDED RIGHT THERE
After Mr.. Jisson's Statement All Felt
That Il Would BE Mere Folly
to Continue.

II was the annual reunion OF all the
members OF the Globe Trotters' club.
Speeches had been made by everybody
who was anybody; this and that prop
osition had been seconded by So-and-
50, and all the usual business inevi-
table at such a gathering had been
Waded through Then the chairman
rose to his feet, holding in his hand
a handsome gold watch
Gentlemen" he said, impreSsively,
"by way OF a novelty the club viii pre-
sent this watch to the member who
tells us all the most palpable lie"
Then the contest started. All sorts
OF yarns were narrated, describing
sundry wildly impossible adventures
and then 1t was the turn OF Jigson,
a gentleman with q mania for angling
Gentlemen" he said, apOIogeticaIly,
Il trust that you will allow me to re
frain from entering this peculiar CON
test"
"WhyT" they all cried
"On principle" replied JIgson, proud.
y. 81 have no inclination to tell lies
Then everybody yelled. You've
wont"
And he had.
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southdown Ram.

building suitable shelter for sheep;
third, the little care sheep require in
the summer, during the farmers bust
est time; fourth, the determination of
weeds on the farm by the sheep; fifth,
the enrichment of the soil on which
the sheep Craze by the even distribu-
ton of their manure, which is of much
value to the land; sixth, that with
present prices of wool a breeding eve
ought to pay for more than her keep
and that her lamb or lambs are their
net profit; and. seventh, that since the
demand for them is ever growing
stronger, mutton and wool are con-
stantIy increasing in vaIue.-Wiscon-
sin Bulletin 263.
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imagination to enjoy a ballet" Zapp
said, land the trouble with you is.
Birsky, that you amt got no imagina-
tion.''
Maybe I amt" Birsky agreed,
''aber when the book says: Mrs. Fa-
TINA Harris is the favorite wife OF
Sultan Charles z. Harris y'under-
stand, and a couple of hundred young
ladies comes out and dances it for
you, for all you understand what they
are driving at they might just so well
be dancing: This theayter with every
seat occupied can be emptied in three
minutes. Look around now and walk
not rum or that the management re
quests the ladies to remove their
hats. claim to got just so much i'm
agination as anybody else. Zapp. but
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COLONY HOUSES NOT COSTLY
Material May Be Bought for Price
Ranging From S7.35 to S1Z43-
Much Depends on Type.

According to the practical experience
Of the agricultural experiment station
at Ames, a very satisfactory colony Of
movable hOghO1ses may be built at
a cost, for material, ranging from S7.35
TO $1z43, depending upon the type. In
no case does the cost of labor add
more than $3.z5 to the total cost.
These movable houses have been used
for good many years at Ames. They
are declared successful by John n.
Evvard, who is In charge OF the ex-
perimental work in animal husbandry,
With Prof. J. B. Davidson, Mr.. E7-
ward has recently completed a bulletin
which gives complete plans and speci-
6caions for six different types OF
movable houses. The publication may
be secured without cost by writing to
the Bulletin editor, AInes, Iowa, for II.
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SPECIAL NOTE-Dr. z. Sauer q we'll
known physician who has studied widely
specially employed to make q thorough
investigation into the real secret Of the
Jess Willard, and the marvellous value OF
nuxated iron as q strength builder.
NEW YORK.-Upon being inter
viewed at his apartment in the Colon
ial Hotel, Mr.. Willard said: Eyes,
have a chemist with me to study the
value of different foods and products
as to their power to produce great
strength and endurance, both OF which
are SO necessary in the prize ring. On
his recommendation have often tax
en- nuxated iron and have particular
" advocated the free use Of iron by
all those who wish to obtain great
physical and mental power. without
It am sure that should never have
been able to whip Jack Johnson so
completely and easily as I did. and
while training for my fight with Frank
Moran regularly took nuxated iron,
and am certain that It was a most
important factor in my winning the
fight so easily" Continuing, DR.. Sauer
said: ',Mr,, Wizards case is only one
Of hundreds which I could cite from
my own personal experience which
proves conclusiTely the astonishing
power OF nuxated iron to restore
strength and vitality even In most COM
plieated chronic conditions"
Not long ago man came to me who
was nearly half a century old, ana
asked me to give him a preliminary
examination for life insurance. was
astOnished to find him with the blood
pressure OF a boy Of 20 and as full Of
vigor, vim and vitality as young man
in fact q young man he really was,
notwithstanding his age. The secret
he said was taking iron-nuxated iron
had filed him with renewed life. At
30 he was In bad health; at IS care
worn and nearly all in Now ar so
miracle OF vitality and his face beam
ing with the buoyancy OF youth As I
have said a hundred times over iron
Is the greatest OF all strength builders.
Il people would only throw away pat
ent medicines and nauseous concoe-
lions and take simple nGxated iron,
am convinced that the lives Of thous-
ands OF persons might be saved who
low die every year from pneumonia,
grippe consumption. kidney, liver and
hsa<t trs1bIe. etc The real and szus
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Iron Is absolutely necessary to en-
able your blood to change food in
to living tissue. Without it, no mat
ter how much or what you eat, your
food merely passes through you with
out doing you any good You don't
get the strength out Of It, and as q
consequence you become weak, pale
and sdckly looking, Just like q plant
trying to grow in soil deficient in iron.
Il you are not strong or wei, you owe
it to yourself to make the following
test: See how long you can work, or
how Tar you can walk without becom-
ing tired Next take two five-GaIn
tablets OF ordinary nuxated iron three
times per day after meals for two
weeks. Then test your strength again
and see for yourself how much you
have gained I have seen dozens OF
nervous, rundown people who were
ailing all the while, double their
strength and endurance and entirely
get nd OF an symptoms Of dyspepsia.
liver and other troubles In from ten to
fourteen days time simply by taking
iron In the proper form And this af-
ter they had in some cases been doc
tOring for months without obtaining
any benefit But don't take the old
forms Of reduced iron. iron acetate OF
t5Reture o. roR simply 20 save lev
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ItLeoked suspieious.

They were taking an Old-fashiOned
buggy ride in the mellow twilight and
their engagement was still in its in
fancy.
Darling" he said. ARE you sure
I am the first and only man whose
lips have ever come in contact with
yOurs?"
'Of course you are, dearest" she
replied you don't dOub9 me. do
yOu?"
mo, no, sweetheart" he answered.
81 love you too dearly for that. But
when put my arm around your waist
moment ago and you made a swift
grab for the lines, 1 couldn't help
thinking you possessed wonderful
intuition"
And the horse meandered slowly on
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referendums and conventions and all
that stuff, and instead OF bull fighting
they would got moving pictures and
vaudeville
Then take it the other way about"
Zapp insisted. "Supposing all the Rus
slams which comes over here becomes
sitsOns and starts in to Russianize the
country, would we be better of If in
stead of Congressman and conventions
we would got grand dukes and pO-
grOmS, and instead of moving pictures
and vaudeville we would got Russian
ballets, for instance?'
Russian ballets!' Birsky cried.
''T'phoOee!''
''Then what the devil you are talking
nonsense, Birsky?" Zapp said.
"Aber the United States is a real
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with this here Russian ballet it amt
enough that you should be mind read
er. You've got to be a leg reader and
that's all there is to it"
might it's because you amt &C
Quainted with the Russian language
maybe" Zapp suggested. You take
a Russian ballet which amt in the
country two weeks, understand, and
naturally they couldn't even talk the
English language let alone dance it. )"
''Then how did the police get on
that it was immoral?' Birsky asked.
Probably they sent a policeman
there which speaks Russian" Zapp
said. They've got such fellers on the
police force, Birsky. There is even
policemen which can shake down
saloon keepers in every European Ian
guage, and Chinese and Hebrew, also,
Birsky, and besides, Birsky, what
business do you got supporting a Rus
sian ballet? 1 thought you was
against the Allies"
ME against the Allies?'' Birsky ex-
claimed. 'How can you say such a
thing? I've got just so many custom
'em, Zapp-more even, and 1 am per-
fectly neuter about this here war.
Furthermore, I've been an American
sitson now going on twenty-five years,
and I think that that oitermObile fac
tory out in Detroyit is quite right
which wouldn't give jobs except TO sit
sons"
"Aber if everybody done the same
thing, Birsky, what's going to become
of the greenhorns?" Zapp asked. st
takes five years to get to be a sitsOn.,
and in the meantime they must got to
starve. Is that the idee? It's like all
them advertisements you see for ex-
perienced statesmen. If every concern
done the same thing, Zapp, a sales
man would got to start in as a new
beginner with at least five years ex-
perience as a salesman"
''Or else lie about it, Birsky said.
"Aber you couldn't lie about being a
sitson.''. zapp continued. you've got
to show the papers"
"Well, maybe this here oitermobile
concern says that they wouldn't pro-
mote nobody unless he becomes a sit
son." Birsky admitted.
Even So" Birsky went on, my idee
is that a teller should become a sit
son like he gets married. He should
do it for love, because if a Teller gets
married for money and his wife should
go broke, he amt going to stay faith
full to her very long. and If q Teller
becomes a sitson to get a job, y'under-
stand, all such a Teller needs is to lose
his job and right away he becomes a
no good American sitson. Then If
we should have to go to war and
would got enough OF them oitermobile
factory sitsOns around, you wouldn't
be able to hear yourself think for the
powder mills exploding"
That's neither here nor there. /"
Birsky said. There's only one way
to look at it: If a teller makes his liv-
ing in a country, he should be a sit
SON."
as that sop Zapp retorted. well,
If all the Americans living in Mexico
would of taken out sitson papers
there what would OF happened to
'em2"
1.-THE same as happened to 'em when
they didn't" Birsky said. But, any
how, Zapp. might If all the Americans
which went to Mexico would of be-
come Mexican sitsons, they would Of
Anericanized the country maybe, and
instead OF revolutions down there they
would now got direct primaries and
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II Must Re Sol

Feminism. like socialism, is difficult
to eonfine within the boundaries OF q
formula Mr.. ". L. George, in WON
an and Tomorrow" has done what is
possible in this direction Feminism,
he says, is, broadly. the furthering OF
the interests OF women. philosophicaIly
the leveling Of the sexes. and specifcaI-
Iy the social and political emancipa-
ton of woman.
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EASIEST INCOME FROM SHEEP
Small Sum of Money Required in Es-
tabIishing FIock-Demand for
Them Growing Stronger.

It has never been disputed that
sheep are OF great value on the farm.
Some men who have had years OF
practical experience with sheep and
have raised a flock in connection with
other classes Of live stock, declare that
they have derived the largest and
easiest income from sheep. From the
standpoint of profit they consider !:
First, the small sum Of money required
for the establishment of a flock; sec
Ond, the small expense incurred in
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fering. 1t is agreeable to me for
you to publish this letter. I am glad
to have an opportunity to say to all
who are suffering as have done that
I obtained relief by using Dodd's Kid
ney Pills and Diamond Dinner Pills.
Dodd's Kidney Pills SOC per box at
your dealer or Dodd's Medicine Co.,
Buffalo, n. z. Dodd's Dyspepsia Tab
lets for Indigestion have been proved
soc per box-Adv.
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Square Deal for the shops.

''f women had only the courage to
stop shopping when they are tired, ~
said a young woman the other day.
They buy things then that they do
not and never will like and it is
bother to the women and a needless
expense to the shops. The goods are
inevitably returned and credited.
When shops are so decent about ae-
cepting goods and crediting them it is
only fair to such establishments to
give them a square deal"
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Fiber Sponge.

The Loofah sponge. now In general
use, is made from the network OF fiber
from the inside OF the gourd. probably
one OF the oldest vessels known to man.
Japan furnishes the best sponges OF
this kind. The fiber used Ia the Loo
fab sponge is dried thoroughly, after
which It becomes wholesome ana crisp.
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New Use for Compressed Air.

Blowing cotton from one department
to another through suitable tubes is
the latest employment Of compressed
air in manufacturing plants. In one in
stance a California felt manufactures
makes use OF compressed air for con-
veying damp wool from the securing
plant squeezers to another building
across the street, in which are located
the sun-exposed drying rooms. The
method is said to be clean and rapid.
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BAD COMPLEXION MADE GOOD
When All Else Fails, by cutieura Soap
and Ointment. Trial Free.

II you are troubled with pimples,
blackheads, redness. roughness, itching
and burning. which disfgure your com
plexion and skin, Cuticura Soap and
Ointment viii do much to help you
The Soap to cleanse and purify, the
Ointment TO sOothe and heal
Free sample each by mail with Book.
Address postcard, Cuticura, Dept. L.
Boston Sold eTerywhere.-AdT.
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A Massacre.

I saw it hobbling down a fight OF
steps, slashed and torn TO shreds. Bare
" enough was left to hold the shreds
together. If was a pitiful sight Ny
curiosity was aroused.
what are yOu?" I asked, ''and how
came you in such horrible condition =
Il am a reputation" the wreck re-
piled. land L have just been released
from a female bridge whist party
Life
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HoG-DIPPING VAT OF CEMENT
flank Recommended by Wisconsin Ex-
pertinent Station Made With
Chute at Either End

This is the cement constructed hog
dipping vat recommended by the Wis
cOnsin experiment station. It has a
chute at either end, and there is a
return drain apron at the end where
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Tered Tor a number OF
years with backache,
also tender spots on
spine, and had at
times black floating
specks before my
eyes. I also had lum-
bago and heart trou-
bic. Since using this
medicine 7 have been
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A hitherto untold Secret Of his Great
Victories over Jack johnson and Frank
Moran.
Ordinary Nuxated Iron will often
Increase the strength and endurance
Of delicate, nervous folks 200 per cent
In two weeks time.
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Vat for Dipping Hogs.

the hogs come up out of the dip. By
holding them on this incline for a few
minutes a great deal of the dip is
saved by running OF them and into the
tank. The vat proper is 10 inches wide
at the bottom, "a inches wide at the
top and 4 feet deep. It is 10 feet
long.
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On the Warpath.

Auto Dealer-Do you know how
many cars have sold this week?
New Clerk-Seventeen
Auto Dealer-See here, have you
been looking into the books?
New Clerk-No, sir.
Auto Dealer-Then how did you
guess it exactly?
New Clerk-Because there have
been just that many looking for you
this afternoon with blood In their eyes.
Puck.
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@T SEE where the police gets after
- the teller which is running the
Russian ballet" Barnett Zapp
said as he glanced over the bill OF
fare in Wasserbauer's Restaurant.
"Some theayter managers is very
lucky that way Louis Birsky, the
real estater, said.
'How lucky?" Zapp demanded.
Because what the police calls bad,
looks awful good to a whole lot Of peo-
pie. Yes, Zapp, all that show needs
Is for the police to call it immoral,
and couple of orchestra seats down
front becomes right away as valuable
as two perfect matched pearls from
ten carats apiece" Birsky said. 1.-THE
Eext time 1 get roped in for such a
thing I would go TO an optician not
Spectator and buy a pair OF hun
dred dollar field glasses, and stand up
Tor dollar in the back of the gallery.
could save lot of money that way"
"And was it so bad like the police
said?'' Zapp asked.
"Well, I'll tell you," Birsky replied.
''You wouldn't think it to look at
policeman what delicate disposition
such Teller has got. A New York
policeman will get red over something
in theayter which for years respect
able young fellers in the old country
has been taking their mothers to see
and neither of 'em turned hair, Y
understand. Also down at Coney
Island a policeman will hide his face
and holler for the police because a
lady has got on a bathing suit which
If one of them actresses wore it in a
'FOllies' show where they walk across
planks over the heads of the so-caHed
two dollar seats, understand, COM
pared with the other ladies in the
show you would think she was dressed
for starting out in an open oitermO-
bile to call ON her husbands rela-
TONS
''Was the show so bad like the po-
lice said?'' Zapp inquired once more.
"Well, I'll tell you," Birsky repeat
ed, when the police receives letter
that show is immoral and they
should please look the matter up and
oblige, Zapp,. they try to put them
selves in the place of the average
theayter gOer; but the only thing is.
they got an idee that people which
goes most to the theayter was never
in such a place before in their lives.
In particular, when it comes to a
show like the Russian ballet where
the orchestra seats would cost five
dollars apiece at the. box Office if they
was for sale there, the police thinks
that excepting the ushers everybody
in the theayter is visiting in New
York for the first time from place
where they still got an idee that dol
mans is the latest up-tO-the-minute de-
sign in women's outer garments, y
understand and not being experienced
In posters by this here artist named
Bakst, they don't know whether it's
Ben Hur' or David the Shepherd
King till the curtain goes up and
shows the inside of the harem with
all the ladies not yet dressed to re-
ceive company"
Naturally people from the country
seeing such a thing would get a
shock" Zapp commented.
''They would If they was there
Birsky said, "but actresses and actors
is got to go a long way to shock a
New York audience. In fact, Zapp, If
the police knew their business they
would arrest the two front rows of a
New York audience on looks alone,
for the bad effect the faces has got on
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country Birsky protested, while
MeXicO-that's something else again."
you bet your life it isl Zapp said.
land when a Teller goes to make Hv-
ing in Mexico, Birsky, there's only one
thing he should ought to take out
down there-not sitson papers but life
insurance"
Copyright. New York Tribune)