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Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1916-10-11
AUTUMNAL GLORIES.

The interest of no other season Of
the year exceeds the glories of the
autumn in Northern New England
and particularly in Vermont. One
has but to travel our highways for a
short distance to become intoxicated
wit. The glory of the autumn as we
now behold it.
Nothing in natures many color
schemes of sky and cloud, of rock
and verdure, of the mountains, of
river and valley or lake and shore,
can compare with the colors rampant
on the mountains and hillsides of
Vermont in the height of her autumn
nal season.
Vermont's particular glory comes
in the fact that everywhere is the
scarlet, brown and gold of the fall
hardwood foliage, interspersed with
the deep rich green of our evergreen
trees, themselves presenting many
shades of green. Add to this the
rivulet, the quiet lake and the shad-
ows of the mountains in a flood of
sunlight and we have picture no
artists dare paint, a picture no cam
era can reflect, a picture no words
can tell.
Last week was a week, the glory
of which can never be forgotten by
those who were privileged to be out
upon the highways of Vermont, and
those who have never visited Yer
mont at this season Of the year have
missed a scene of nature that is IN
excelled in glory in the whole world
One who has travelled extensively
in North and South America and ir
Europe, and whose name is known al
over the business world, stood on ar
eminence that might be duplicated 6
score of times in Vermont, and point
ing his cane to the expanse of noun
tain and valleys said, "For rea
beauty there is nothing in all EUROPE
to equal that"
Vermont hotels might perhaps
proftably cooperate in advertising
the glory of the autumnal season
here and confer a favor upon IN
knowing city dwellers, who woulC
revel in the scene, and incidental.
Vermonters might reap q pecuniar,
benefit for themselves
Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1916-10-11

The readers Of this paper will be
pleased to learn that there is at least one
dreaded disease that science has been
able to cure in all it's stages, and that is
positive cure now known to the medical
fraternity. Catarrh being a constitutional
disease, requires a constitutional treat
ternally. acting directly upon the blood
and mucous surfaces of the system, there
by destroying the foundation of the dis
ease. and giving the patient strength by
building up the constitution and assisting
nature in doing it's work The proprietors
have. SO much faith in its curative pow
ers that they offer One Hundred Dollars
for any case that it fails to cure. Send
for list Of testimonials.
Address: F. j. CHENEY & CO., Toledo, O.
Sold by all Druggists. 75c
Take Halls Family Pills for constipation.
Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1916-10-11
Take Cooking Lessons from Young
Girls.

Farm and Fireside, the national
farm paper, says:
"a county agent walked into the
office Of the dean of agriculture Of
the University Of Missouri at Column
bia three years ago. He asked the
dean if two teachers of home &C.
onomics could be scent to Johnson
county to conduct cooking and sew
ing schools in the county for six
weeks.
''The request was granted.
GA woman more than eighty
years old and her children and
grandchildren were among the stu
dents Of one of the Missouri cooking
and sewing schools. One woman had
refused to take the teacher for an
evening. Her husband was opposed
to the farm bureau anyway. At the
close of the session the first afternoon
she went to the chairman and tried to
get an evening with the teacher, say
ing, Why she is just like the rest of
u.s. While in the homes these teach
ers, both of whom were young women
just out of college, surprised these
practical folks by the many practical
things they could do. In one place
the hostess had some unexpected COM
pany and the teacher made the cake
for her. One man said, ANY girl
that can make hot rolls like that girl
can have home at our house as long
as she wants it.
con these days these things were
taught: Monday, bread-making; Tues
day, pastry; Wednesday,, cooking of
meatsandvegetables; Thursday fruit;
and vegetables, home canning; Fri
day, sewing; Saturday, review on any
points asked. y
Gone of the best results which has
come from the teaching of home eco,
Monies in country communities is the
introduction of improved equipment
in the home. Many women who hac
used primitive tools and utensils fo1
years because they did not realize the
saving in labor and time that up-to,
date equipment would mean, haveles.
sened their work by third since then
kitchens were furnished with few Of
the new devices.
GA freless cooker or an oilstove
which some of the women have re-
garded as impractical or involving
new processes that would be hard te
learn, proves it's practically in ar
hours demonstration, and the hard
working housewife goes home with
the determination to possess one"
Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1916-10-11
Neuralgia Pains
Yield Quickly
Hundreds Find SIoan's Liniment
Soothes their Aches

The shooting tearing pains of neural
gia and sciatica are quickly relieved
by the soothing external application of
Sloan's Liniment.
Outlets the nerves, relieves the numb
ness feeling, and by its tonic effect en-
the nerve and muscular tissue, gives
immediate relief.
Sloan's I.iniment is cleaner and cas-
Ter to use than mBssy plasters and ONT
ments and does not clog the pores.
Just put it ONT penetrates Kills
pain. You will find relief in it from
rheum atism, neuralgia, sciatica, stiff
neck, toothache. etc.
For strains. sprains, bruises. black
and blue spots, Sloan's Liniment quick
~ reduces the pain.
It's really friend Of the whole fam
ily Your druggist sells it in 25c, soc
and 81. 90 bottles.
Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1916-10-11
Warmed.

Young Husband-When l used to
kiss you you slapped me. Young Wife
We'll, you won't get slapped now I'M
less you forget to kiss me.-Illustrated
Bits.
Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1916-10-11
Queer Cattle.

"Begorry, thin shtory writer's are
the quarest cratures in the world"
can phwy SOP"
"Shure, an don't their tales come
right out av their heads T'-BOstOn
Transcript.
Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1916-10-11
Susojcious.

II don't like the way she spoke of
he baby"
"Why. she said it looked like you"
Eyes, and she said it in such nasty
Way."-Louisville Courier-J Journal.
Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1916-10-11
LIBERATION NOTICE

Having given my son, Homer J. Freehart
his time during the. remainder of his minor
1ty L shall collect none OF his wages nor pay
any OF his bills from this date.
MARSHALL FREE chart,
Dated at Irasburg, VT, Sept. 80, 1916.
4O-424
Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1916-10-11
ADVERTISING

Cards of thanks, SOC. Resolutions,
$1.00 Reading notices, 10c per line
per insertion. Classified advertising
terms at top of column one, page one,
Display advertising rates upon ap-
pl1cation.
Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1916-10-11
SUBSCRIPTIONS

One year S1.5O. Six months, 75c.
Eight months, 81. Four months Soc.
Invariably in advance.
When your subscription expires the
paper stops.
Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1916-10-11
WHAT THE PAPERS SAY.
Let Vermont Farmers Raise More
Grain

The price of flour keeps increasing
and today it is quoted at $500 more
per barrel than one year ago. 1t
prices keep going skyward-Vermont
farmers will start in growing wheat
and ask the grist mill men to start
up the flour mill again. Good wheat
can be grown in Vermont and our
grandmothers made excellent bread
from native-grown wheat, milled at
the home >grist mill. The bread was
not quite as white, but it was
pure and had a flavor and the
digestive qualities that made healthy
boys and girls.-Waterbury Record
St. Landry clarion. (Opelousas, La.) 1890-1921, 1916-07-01

ConductorontheI C. R.R.. from Canton
Miss. to Memphis. Tenn.
K has the best flavor
and gives me the sweetest smoke
of any tobacco. | see the boys
smoking it all along the line"
B. B. FORD.
The Bottineau courant. (Bottineau, Bottineau County, N.D.) 1895-1929, 1916-01-27

run.
And then you take an old pump
handle. and, greatly to the neigh
boris scandal, correction you bestow.
You pound the cow with righteous
ardor; the more she bawls, you pound
the harder and chase her two and fro.
Then once again your task resum-
ing, your soul within you vainly fum-
ing, you milk away like sin; the COW
beholds the bucket trimming, with
wholesome froth upon it swimming,
and puts her foot therein. Oh, then
you rise in wrath, reciting a lot OF
pagan verses, inviting the hghtnings
to descend; you ask the gods to send
their thunder and split the blamed old
world asunder and spoil your Gre
clan bend.
All, l have MIXED by night and
morning, and think a COW a horrid
warning, a misfit and a frost; and II
you get one free and gratis, you bet
your head the old fool bat Is not
worth half what she cosby Walt
Mason from Judge.
The Bottineau courant. (Bottineau, Bottineau County, N.D.) 1895-1929, 1916-01-27

Some people never loaf except wheI
on duty.
The Bottineau courant. (Bottineau, Bottineau County, N.D.) 1895-1929, 1916-01-27
Couldn't Be Worse.

Senator Thomas p. Gore of Oklaho-
ma recently told the following story:
A prisoner was brought before the
bar in the criminal court, but was not
represented by a lawyer.
where is your lawyer?" asked the
judge who presided.
Il have none, sir" replied the pris-
pner.
"Why not?" inquired the Judge.
Because / have no money to pay
one"
do you want a lawyer" asked the
judge.
eyes, sir"
'Well, there are Mr.. Thomas W.
Wilson, Mr.. Henry Eddy and Mr.. Geo.
Rogers" said the judge, pointing to
several young attorneys who were sit.
ting in the room, waiting for some
thing to turn up, land MI. Allen is out
in the hail."
The prisoner looked at the attor-
,neys and, after a critical survey, he
turned to the judge and said: ss
IF I can take my choice, sir, I guess
I'll take Mr.. Allen"
The Bottineau courant. (Bottineau, Bottineau County, N.D.) 1895-1929, 1916-01-27
II CULTURED cow

The COW is praised BY many parties.
long distance dairymen and smarties.
who purple wear and silk. They've
studied cows In moving, pictures; on
this they base THEFT screeds and lee
tures-they never had to milk. I'm
tired Of bulletins which tell us how
lows will make our neighbors Jealous.
they'll make US rich . quick; look
on COWS as total lossy. and every time
I see = bossy. ] slug her with . brick.
The COW goes forth to chew the
grasses which grow. or ought to grow.
In masses along the brook and brae:
and a. she chews, the flies are pitch
Ing their tents on her until the itching
drives all her sense away. And then
she seeks = muddy hollow and pauses
there I while to wallow and coats
with mud her hide: and when you
milk her in the cleaning, you have
to spoil your fingers combing the
gumbo from her side.
And 90 You comb the mud of. sing
ing . madrigal. the COW - swinging
her head ii her distress; she swats
you with It on the shoulder and does
her best to knock you colder than.
Johnsing was BY Jess.
You take your stool, With : groan
and shudder, and start = toiling witlli
her udder. between your feet the pail:
the COW hauls or With Ire and malice.
as though che wished to break q gal-
Ei.,a axA anaha wrn, Nth hor tail. With
The Bottineau courant. (Bottineau, Bottineau County, N.D.) 1895-1929, 1916-01-27
He Got Even.

SHOW. l want you to apologize to lit
tie Freddie the first time you see him
for making his nose bleed. Little
boys should never fight. Now, prom
ise me you will apologize the first
time you meet him."
"Al right, mother. ] WILL" readily
promised Willie.
The next day Willie met Freddie
II want to apologize for making
your nose bleed" said Willie.
Little Freddie made no reply, but
started down the street with his nose
In the air.
Willie grew angry q his little friend
but suddenly thought of an idea. Run.
Ming Sroulad the block as fast : ! his
glega would carry him, ne met Freddie
eoniniES odysnlggthls atrset
+ Ekoddts, hle ca1led
The Bottineau courant. (Bottineau, Bottineau County, N.D.) 1895-1929, 1916-01-27
isn't this the second time I met

1Snt THIS the SECOND time ] me-
you?"
"Well, take this, them" said Willie
with a well-directed punch on Fred
dies nose, which knocked the lad in
to the mud.
1000" walled the unfortunate
Freddie, struggling to his feet, what
did you do that for?"
my mother told me to apologize to
you the first time l met you," replied
little Willie, 'but she didn't say any.
thing about the second time ! saw
you."
The Bottineau courant. (Bottineau, Bottineau County, N.D.) 1895-1929, 1916-01-27

Many . man and woman marry an
i've happy ever after-separatinS.
The Bottineau courant. (Bottineau, Bottineau County, N.D.) 1895-1929, 1916-01-27

"A black eye indicates that the own
or looked for trouble and found Il.
The Bottineau courant. (Bottineau, Bottineau County, N.D.) 1895-1929, 1916-01-27

Marriage license clerks manage 4
sell lottery tickets unmolostea.
The Bottineau courant. (Bottineau, Bottineau County, N.D.) 1895-1929, 1916-01-27
TRUTH O X IN JEST.

The general conception Of the dew
II is that of a mule adult adorned
with hoofs and a forked tail. But
the devil people really dread is old
age.
Don't talk about yourself; your
friends will do that after your depar-
ture.
When an officeholder loses his grip
he does less handshaking.
A pessimist is one who believes
that all eggs come from cold storage.
Happiness is always where we
find it, but seldom where we go to
seek it.
The world has but little s for the
man who tells it q disagreeable
truth.
The man who likes to hear himself
talk is about the only n who cares
to listen.
To be a successful company promot-
er, all you need is plenty OF cheek,
cigars and cash. You generally start
by supplying the first two yourself,
then someone else will supply the
cash.
Self preservation is the first law Of
nature and getting eve with people
is the second.
There are women who put on airs
because that is about all they have
handy to put on.
The virtues Of some men are rev..
or apparent until brought out by the
criminal lawyers who defend them.
A man picks out q nice round stone
A woman throws the thing that n
handiest.
A man always feels contemplate
when he let's q girl kiss him against
his will
Some people never loaf except wheI
on duty.
Charity begins at home. but It isn't
q, selfstarter.-From Judge.
L 10 easier for some men to stand
upright than it Is for them to act that
way.
A man will write out a hundred
"don'ts" and not mention q single
do"
"A black eye indicates that the own
or looked for trouble and found Il.
Many Q man and woman marry and
i've happy ever after-separatino.
The Bottineau courant. (Bottineau, Bottineau County, N.D.) 1895-1929, 1916-01-27

A man will write out a hundred
"don'ts" and not mention q single
do"
The Bottineau courant. (Bottineau, Bottineau County, N.D.) 1895-1929, 1916-01-27

Mere Stealing.
Judge-.You admit, then, that you
stole the loaf OF bread?"
Woman Prisoner-"Yes, your hon.
orr
Judge-'What have you to say for
YOURSELF"
Woman-Nothing. your honor. Il
It raj lace or. jewelry I might plead
keptomania. but we can't work that
when it's bread
The Bottineau courant. (Bottineau, Bottineau County, N.D.) 1895-1929, 1916-01-27
Cheap Enough.

A woman with a shawl over her
head entered a butcher shop where
there were a good many different
grades of meat and began looking
owe some pieces piled on the counter
and marked "Choice bits" The butch
er fastened over and said:
." am selling those cheap today,
madam, only two cents apiece"
The woman shook her head. "Too
high" she said.
Zone cent, then" the butcher ven
tured.
Still the woman hesitated.
well, then, when I'm not .Iookfn'
suppose you just take 'em."
The Bottineau courant. (Bottineau, Bottineau County, N.D.) 1895-1929, 1916-01-27

Il is easier for some men to stand
upright than it Is for them to act that
way.
The Bottineau courant. (Bottineau, Bottineau County, N.D.) 1895-1929, 1916-01-27

Charity begins at home, but It isn'
q self-starter.-From Judge. Il
The Madison daily leader. [volume] (Madison, S.D.) 1890-current, 1916-12-02

The Expression of Many "A Kidney
Sufferer i'm Madison.

A stubborn backache is cause TO
suspect kidney trouble. When the
kidneys are inflamed and swollen,
STOPPING brings a sharp twinge in the
small of the back that almost takes
the breath away. Doan's Kidney
Pills revive sluggish kidneys-relieye
aching back. Here's Madison proof:
Mrs. w. Morgan, 900 West Fifth
street, Madison, says: Every time
made a sudden move or tried to bend,
I got a catch across the small of my
back. Then a severe pain set in
which kept me in misery and robbed
OF all ambition. l was unfit for
any kind of work. / began TO get
uneasy about my kidneys, as nothing
I took seemed to do me the least bit
of good until / began using Doan's
Kidney Pills. had good results
from the first and after taking two
boxes, / was cured"
Price so cents at all dealers. Don't
simply ask for a kidney remedy-get
Doan's Kidney Pills-the same that
cured Mrs. Morgan. Foster-Milburn
Co., Props, Buffalo, N. Y.
The Madison daily leader. [volume] (Madison, S.D.) 1890-current, 1916-12-02
MADISON GRAIN MARKET.
SIOUX CITY LIVESTOCK MARKET

Sioux City, Dec. 2.-Of the 1000
head of cattle bulletined for the day,
about half the number were billed d.
rect to one of the local packers from
ST. Paul, leaving only a very small
supply on sale. A week ago $50 ar
rived, while 661 came in the corre-
spending day a year age.
Release for beef material was sat
isfactory, prices holding recent
strength acquired earlier in the week.
Nothing new developed in the
stocker and feeder situation. values
remaining about stationary with the
previous day.
Moderate receipts of hogs around
the market circuit served to check
the downward trend to prices that
was a feature Of the trade the past
two market days. Demand WIS ur-
The Madison daily leader. [volume] (Madison, S.D.) 1890-current, 1916-12-02

Makins Up Lost Time

Those members Of the cabinet and
other officials who have been away
during the recen campaign, some Of
them Tor two months, have been hard
It work making up for lost time. They
were willing to make the sacrifice and
- work hard to make up time, for they
are sure Of four more years IN tho gov.
U1nnont Serytce.
The Madison daily leader. [volume] (Madison, S.D.) 1890-current, 1916-12-02
Minneapolis Grain.

Minneapolis, Dec. 2.-Wheat-Dec.
s1.79h; May, s1.S3B; July. STA
Cash close on track: No. l hard, 81
S3h m1.s6A: No. ! Northern, $1,19h
Q1.s2h: No. 2 Northern, s1.74h o
1.S0is; No. 3 Northern. $1.54b1 f..
77h: No. 3 yellow corn, S6@S7c; No
3 white oats, SON oslo; fax, $2.S0h
The Madison daily leader. [volume] (Madison, S.D.) 1890-current, 1916-12-02

gent here and most sales were quoted
as stronger. with the average nearly
sc higher than Wednesday. Top for
the day was 1885, while the bulk of
sales covered a spread of $1,000
9.75.
A new high mark was reached oD
fed western lambs here today, $12.05
being paid for best. Market for both
sheep and lambs was rated as steady
TO strong.
The Madison daily leader. [volume] (Madison, S.D.) 1890-current, 1916-12-02

Photo by American Press Association.
A committee of experts Is investi-
eating conditions prevailing in the
New York postofice. The commits
sion was appointed by Postmaster Gen
eral Burleson and is headed by George
Sutton, chief inspector at Kansas City.
The probe is regarded as having deep
significance in view of the situation
that has arisen over the naming of a
postmaster for New York city.
The Madison daily leader. [volume] (Madison, S.D.) 1890-current, 1916-12-02
Chicago Live Stock.

Chicago, Dec. q Cattle-Receipts,
10000; steers, s7.00112.35; cows and
heifers, s3.S009.90; calves, $9.50@13.-
Is Hogs-Receipts. 10000; light, S.
35m9.40; mixed, So 99.75; heavy,
$9.20@9.S0; rough. s9.20G9.35; pigs,
81 .25mS.20. Sheep-Receipts. 5000;
native, $S.1o@9.00; lambs, $3.50
1895.
The Madison daily leader. [volume] (Madison, S.D.) 1890-current, 1916-12-02

Chicago, Dec. 2.-Wheat-Dec., 81
6sA; May, $1.77h; July. $1.45. Corn
Dec, soc: May. 92hc; July. 91Ac.
Oats-Dec. 533sc; May, size; July.
$3.50. Pork-Jan., S27.65. Butter
Creameries, 34042c. Eggs-33G3sc.
Poultry--springs. 161ac; fowls. 1914 a
s15c; turkeys, &c.
The Madison daily leader. [volume] (Madison, S.D.) 1890-current, 1916-12-02
South ST. Paul Live Stock.

South st. Paul, Dec. q Cattle
Receipts, 1,500; steers, s4.50@11.25;
COW and h%eifers. $3.25@7.50; calves,
s4O0m11.75; stockers and feeders, $4.-
25m7.35.N Hogs Receipts, 1850;
range. sS.s0q925. Sheep-Receipts,
5000; lambs, $7.00Q11.50; wethers,
S5.50m9.00; ewes, $3.0067.25.
The Madison daily leader. [volume] (Madison, S.D.) 1890-current, 1916-12-02
ST. Paul Grain.

st. Paul, Dec. 3 Wheat - No. l
hard. $685. @1.s6k; No. / Northern,
81 79h61.S2h; No. 2 Northern. ST.
74h 41.s0h; corn, S6@S7c; oats, 50%
oslo; flax, $2.S0h.
The Madison daily leader. [volume] (Madison, S.D.) 1890-current, 1916-12-02
GRAIN AND PROVISION PRICES
Duluth Wheat and Flax.

Duluth, Dec. Wheat - On track
and to arrive, No. / hard. s1.s3; No. |
Northern, 1882; No. 2 Northern, 81
69d1.79. Flax-On track and to ar
rive, $3.50.
The Madison daily leader. [volume] (Madison, S.D.) 1890-current, 1916-12-02
Lack Of Enthusiasm.


Bourne Prophesyino.
Jonathan Bourne, head Of a publicity
bureau, who predicted that Hughes
would have something like 400 cleo
toral votes and who came within
2,85O.OOO Of guessing Hughes popular
plurality, has not stopped predicting.
II make the prediction right now
said Bourne. "that woodrow Wilson
will be q candidate for another term.
Mark my words"
The Madison daily leader. [volume] (Madison, S.D.) 1890-current, 1916-12-02
SAY ROOSEVELT
MIGHT HAVE won
Western Men Think ne Would
Have Been Elected.
MORE POPULAR THAN HUGHES

Former Senator Du Bots Of Idaho, Who
Made Strong Campaign In West For
Wilson, Says He Would Have Aided
Colonel II Latter Had Received Re
publican Nomination.
The daily Nome industrial worker., 1916-03-22
WHEN IN TOWN

Let asI estimAse on yoar lob worr
The daily Nome industrial worker., 1916-03-22
LOCAL 24O. w. F. M.

LOCAL 24O. w. F. M.
 The regular meeting of the Nome aRine Workers Union, Local No S40, of the W. F. of M., is held every Saturday evening at p. m. at Miners Hall. Office hours l p. m. to D. m, p. m. to 8 p. m.
 2 HAROLD JENSEN, President
 JOHN A. WILSON, Sec.-Treas. |.
The daily Nome industrial worker., 1916-03-22

CARPENTERS AND JOINERS.
 Local Union 1789. Carpenters and soiners of America. meets every Fri- day at Al Orland's shop Front st'
 Carpenters Headquarters. Feder- al Labor Hall. ae p. m.