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Judsonia weekly advance., 1916-09-06
No Relationship.

"Dancing is the poetry of notion
 Cant see it that way. As good con- pany a man who dances has man who recites poetry beat a mile."
Judsonia weekly advance., 1916-09-06
ideaIization.

"Do you mean to tell me you never went to circus in your life?'
 "Never"
 "But your business is designing the pictures they put on the billboards." "That's why I never go to a show. It might hamper my imagination"
Judsonia weekly advance., 1916-09-06
PreIiminaries.

"You ought to forgive your ene- mies"
 q may eventually" replied Senator Sorghum. "But should like to give them lesson beforehand, so that they will know my forgiveness is generous and strictly voluntary"
Judsonia weekly advance., 1916-09-06
Suffer for Water.

On great many farms in South Carolina fowls actually suffer from q want of sufficient water in sum- mer. See that plenty of pure, cool water is provided your fowls at all times.
Judsonia weekly advance., 1916-09-06
Practical ExperIence,

"They say the woman advertising manager Is also fine housekeeper." That is why she knows so well how to keep her house in print"
Judsonia weekly advance., 1916-09-06

quently asked in the spring. An easy way to avoid this waste and to secure the maximum returns from available pastures is to purchase the feeding herd in the fall and carry it through the winter on ration In which straw plays an important part
Judsonia weekly advance., 1916-09-06
Improved Slingshot.

Two Pennsylvania inventors have patented slingshot with q sight to aid in aiming it.
Judsonia weekly advance., 1916-09-06
The Reason Why.

Irate Parent (beligerently)-You can't walk In this house, young man, and hang up your hat.
 Suitor (timidly)-I know l can't, sir. You're sitting on 1t.
Judsonia weekly advance., 1916-09-06
LII IS IMPERATIVE

that you keep bottle of Mississippi Diarrhoea Cordial in your medicine chest. In constant use for fifty years Price 25c and 50c-Adv.
Judsonia weekly advance., 1916-09-06

Worry acts as a provoker at times. It makes fat girl fatter and thin girl thinner.
Judsonia weekly advance., 1916-09-06

Tn man who brags about his past career of wickedness is usually harmless cuss.
Judsonia weekly advance., 1916-09-06

Last year 6,O0O000 frogs were placed on the markets of St. Paul and Minne- apolis.
Judsonia weekly advance., 1916-09-06

Weak, Fainty Heart, and Mysteries
 can be rectifed by taking "Renovine" heart and nerve tonic. Price soc andS Adv.
Judsonia weekly advance., 1916-09-06

Russian women predominate among foreign-born students of their sex in Paris.
Judsonia weekly advance., 1916-09-06

For genuine comfort and lasting pleas ure 'lse Red Cross Ball Blue on wash day. All good grocers. Adv.
Judsonia weekly advance., 1916-09-06
Russian Experiments in Flax.

Russia maintains at Moscow an eX- pertinent station for the study of flax cultivation and manufacture.
Judsonia weekly advance., 1916-09-06
Essential Characteristic.

Constitutional yigor is the most es- sential characteristic in the breeding of poultry.
Judsonia weekly advance., 1916-09-06

One of the keynotes to successful dairying Is developing the heifer calves.
Judsonia weekly advance., 1916-09-06
Too Suggestive.

"I wish our landlady wouldn't read the war news so attentively."
 "Why, why is that your busi-
Judsonia weekly advance., 1916-09-06

My business? Great Scott, man, she's put us all on meat cards for twice-a-week days"
Judsonia weekly advance., 1916-09-06

(Prepared by the United States Depart
 ment of Agriculture)
 The annual straw crop of the United States amounts to approximately l2O,- 100000 tons, and the average value of all kinds of straw is placed by spe- cialists in the United States depart ment of agriculture at about $5 ton when fed to live stock. In many sec tions of the country, of course, no such price can be realized and, as mat ter of fact, only a very small part of the crop actually Is sold. Five dol lars ton, however, may be considered to represent the value Cf straw to the farmer if he will use it properly.
 Nevertheless, investigations by the department show that only about two- thirds of the great straw crop is put to it's best use-live-stock production. Of the remainder a little more than one-half is sold or turned under and the rest, which amounts to about 15 per cent of the total crop, is burned as though, instead of being q potential source of revenue, 1t was merely a nuisance to be got rid of in the easiest possible manner. Flowing under, too, though not such an absolute waste as burning, is an uneconomical way of utilizing straw. It does contribute something, 1t is true, to soil fertility, but the benefit to the land Is less than that which would be derived from the manure produced by feeding the straw to live stock. Of all systems of at- taining permanent soil fertility" says a recent publication of the department, none is so practical or as easily avail able as that of feeding live stock"
 In order to illustrate how straw may be most economically utilized, the new publication already mentioned. which is part of comprehensive survey of the entire meat situation in the United States, gives three sample ra- tions for wintering a breeding herd of beef cattle. Any one of these rations, 1t is said, will prove economical. They are as follows:
Judsonia weekly advance., 1916-09-06

"All idea of getting married"
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FOR RENT-GARAGES

GARAGE-$l5 per month: water. electric
light. 1929 Kingman place Uowa Circle).
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Deaths.

Isaac l. Blout, ~ yrs. 10 7th ct NV
Henry Neubeck, Is yrs. 1883 Kansas ave. NV.
Thomas J. Lackey, So yrs. Sbey Hos
Mary Cunningham, IS yrs, st. Elizabeth's
Hos.
Eliza beth W Williams. 60 yrs, l235 $50 st. NV.
Infant OF Alice and Henry Shirley, days.
Sibley Hos.
Judson Smith. 45 yrs. l22S Z st.
Susan Lemon, 70 yrs, As Stanton rd., Anacos-
tia.
Harriet Grandson, Y yrs, 2:l 4is st. sw.
James II. Monroe. "a yrs, ll06 9Th ST. sc.
William johnson, ~ yrs, 1923 I'd st. sw.
George jackson. % yrs. Blagdens court.
Sarah johnson. 20 yrs. Douglas road, Ana
costa.
Ella Carter. IS yrs,s Freedmen's Hos.
Virginia Brooks. yrs. go 18th ST. Sc.
Jennie snephero, % Yrs, masn: Hsy. nos:
Amanda Evans, 81 yrs, 2l39 Ward place NV.
Infant Of william and Amanda Newman, ;
days 2sl 10th st. se.
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Marriage Licenses.

Thomas w. lsbelle. Richmond. Va, and
Helen Crump Richmond.
James Dunison. Bell Cross Roads Va, and
Bessie Whitehead. Bell Cross Roads. Va.
John Watson Blaine, Milton. Pa. and Ida
May Littleford.
Max Kleinman. Baltimore. and Cecilia Cohen
Benjamin Guttridge and Sarah Gray.
william II. Cary and Mary F.. Tyler.
Ambrose W. Healy and Elizabeth NJ. Kral.
Dorothy Morrell. Brooklyn, y. Y, and Arthur
ID. Cornell, Binghampton, y. Y.
Donald Il. Strain, Williamsburg. Pa. and
Mary Andrews. New York city.
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MONEY WANTED & TO LOAN

MONEY TO LOAN on real estate; lowest
rates; prior payment privileges; large
amounts. TYLER q RUTHERFORD. SIT 18th.
MONEY TO LoAN-So5O to $780, 900 on d. c.
real estate. Several trust funds, AZ to g per
cent. All transactions conducted with econ
omical considerable for borrowers.
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TABLE BOARD

TORONTO CAFE, goth and p SITS. N. w, ex
cellent table; moderate rates. Phi. N. lo0.
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PoCKETBoOR-Smali black leather, con-
tanning some money and two keys; lost on
value to owner. Please return TO MISS A.
II. CARRoW. Navy League, Southern Bldg.
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WASHINGTON SCHOOL OF
HIR OF r A G I e

given FOR Chronic and Acute Diseases. Con-
suitation and Examination free. j. Shelby
Riley d. D., Dean; Rosalie M. simpson, ~.
c., Secretary. Ills T st. N. w. Phone Main
1919 ofnce Hours. . to q
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Vital Records.

Births.
Francis J. and Fanny Il. Weber, boy.
Josephus l.. and Ruth Welsh, girl
RichaSd and l>eonic c. Tanis girl.
Edward u. and Edith q Tayman, girl,
John + and Maud Tll'ett. boy
George f. and Marie Il. Stevens girl
Andrew and Marguerite NJ. Sangster, girl.
John A. and Norma NJ. Ruane girl
Robert and Annie J. Janson, girl.
Daniel and Elizabeth =. Hyatt. girl.
Carl w. and Margaret A. Haney, girl
Sidney and Rebecca Haas, girl
y. Gwynn and Mabel NJ. Gardener. boy.
John w. and Mary Gillian, girl
John w and Anna h. Farran. girl.
Jay j. and Edith Frank, girl.
lquatius J. and Agnes NJ. Farley. boy
Arthur p. and Elizabeth c. Ferguson boy
Francis II and Mary f. Falstrean. girl,
LYMAN and Leah Dorfman, boy twins
Lawrence and Mary A. Curtin, boy and girl
twins.
William X and Elizabeth Davidson, girl.
Edward II. and Alice l.. Dougherty, boy %.
James and Anna NJ. Carley, girl
Lawrence and Violet NJ. Brady, boy
Clarence W. and Jennie V. Turner, boy
Murrell II. and + sic r Swami. boy
Robert VI. and Emma Lewis girl
William and Lula Johnson, girl.
George and Henrietta Henson, boy.
Ernest and Rosa Craig. boy
James ii. and Carrie !. Carter, boy.
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GOLD WRIST WATCH at ladies' entrance to
Raleigh Hotel about p. m. Wednesday.
ILbernl reward on return 10 Raleigh Desk.
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WANTED-SALES MEN

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opportunity for good salesman; prefer man
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FOR SALE-HeUSES
FINE EIGHT-ROOM HOUSE,

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Copper screens; two large screened porches
large basement and attic; hot-vater heat;
good lawn. half block from Soldiers Home
Park. Phone Col. 137-W.
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DEATHS

BURKE--At Episcopal Eye. Ear and Throat
Hospital. at a. m. October q, 1915, 7. II:
BURKE He was seventy-three years OF
ase on May a. 1915. He was a soldier in
the civil war, issl-1se5, serving in Mosby's
command.
Funeral at 2 p. M, Sunday. october ..
Interment Mt ArfinRfon
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A LARGE well-bred Welsh pony. rubber-tire
buggy. surrey; good delivery wagon, $50
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FOR RENT-OFFlCES>
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Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1916-03-28
MIRACLE OF LIFE"
IS PROBLEM PLAY

Il think that this picture fThe Mir
acle of Life has done more good for
my house than 5000 worth Of advertis.
ing would have done. Every one who
saw it is a walking advertisement to-
day"
rhis appreciation of the Mutual
Master picture, The Miracle of Life,
comes ell the way from Missouri Val
ley from Keller Moreland, the live
wire manager of the towns leading
motion picture theatcr.
Il have had all the Masterpictures,
and | think this one is the greatest
of all Of Them he further writes.
Iowa is not the only state which ap-
proves cmpha 'ically Of Margarita
FisCher's greatest picture, nor is Kel-
Ter Moreland the only manager who
feels that it has done wonders for his
house. Praise comes from every state
in the Union.
"Thc Miracle Of Life" will be shown
at the Orpheum theatre Thursday on
~, March 80.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1916-03-28
NO EXCITEMENT.

LaFollette's "victory" in North Da
kOta and Cummins' ditto 'victory" in
Minnesota have gone unheralded ann
unsung, much to the veXatiOn of Sen
ator Kenyon and some OF the soft
headed politicians. 1t had % some,
one and as no one seemed to want
the primary endorsement much, it
was wished on Cummins in MnnesO
Ia and on LaFoIlette in North Dakota
The politicians hardly read the re-
turns. They realize the absence of
any political significance in them.
No one who has the slightest chance
of landing the nomination will be
voted for under the primary system
More than 200 delegates chosen this
way will 90 instructed for as many
candidates as there are states with
presidential primaries.
These "victories' do not possess
even a psychological value.
No state will swing into line for
Cummins or LaFoIlette because Min.
nesota and North Dakota voted as
they did.
Considered from every angle LaFol.
lette's victory in North Dakota is an
empty one.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1916-03-28
POPULARlZING THE CLASSICS

Latin and Greek literature have
too long been surrounded with the
barbed-Wire fences of a stupid ped
antry which says the only way in
which to enter their field is by going
around by the long road Of learning
the languages in which they We're
written. Moreover, the pedants re-
quire not that the languages be stud
led sensibly with the object of rapid
reading and enjoyment, but insanely,
with the apparent object of sitting
every possible flash of human inter
est by interminable parsing, constru-
ing and textual criticism.
1t is absurd that the treasures of
Latin and Greek should be locked
away from the average reader by
these superstitions of an outworn AGA
demic tradition. Practically all Of
them are now available in excellent
TRANSACTIONS, needing only a little
attractive bookmaking to render them
popular.
What might be done in this direc-
ton is suggested by Marcus South
Well Dimsdale. in his History OF
Latin Literature" The writer gives
a ray of hope to those who would
like to see the classics treated as
human productions, to be read and
judged by human standards. just as
we judge Alfred Noyes or Eudyard
kipling or Ernest Poole. The his
tory is written not for the student,
but for the general reader
This means break in the tradi-
ton. The general reader is no long
er treated as a hopeless "1ow-brow, y
to whom the classics are necessarily
sealed books. And when the reader
really gets acquainted with classic
authors, as he will through good
translations in his town library if
properly encouraged, he will find that
they are not at all the ''high.brow"
stuff he has been led to believe them.
He is likely to find Homer or Livy
as entertaining as the latest fiction,
and laugh with Aristophanes as he
does with George AIDE or Bernard
Shaw.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1916-03-28
WHY NOT ARBITRATION?

Public sentiment doubtless is with
the railroads in their campaign to
have the present wage dispute arbi
trated. The federation OF trainmen
will weaken it's case if the members
refuse to submit it TO the board of
arbitrat ton.
None of the leaders among the
trainmen has made it plain why ar
bitratiOn is stunned.
The public is vitality interested in
the issue. 1t is not taking sides yet,
as there is a general disposition not
to say much that will prejudice either
side of the case before it is submit
ted.
BY all means the trainmen should
meet the railroad officials in a spirit
of compromise and Cancellation.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1916-03-28


in the yard he fell into the cistern,
but had plenty Of courage and pres
ence Of mind, for wher he cane up
he graspea III. drain pipe o.. SIP
po1tcd himself until his playmates
ran feT HIS mother. e4t#i7 -.
~ y ta ~, -,
- Nels Nelson Of Revere suffered a
serious and painful accident when he
accidentally shot himself in the left
hand with a shotgun. A physician
was called and found it necessary to
amputate the little finger.
W. l.. Richards, president of the
Merchants National bank of,;Dickin-
son, was named a member of the
board Of directors of the newly or
ganized 'Provident Insurance company
which will have headquarters at Bis.
marck.
a -,-,.:,s i - ~. ....
AT kensal splendid school page
ant was pulled off, in which the chile
actors made splendid showing. The
pageant has come to North Dakota
and is expected to play an important
part in the activities of many of the
communities of the state.
. s,5..s.,.-..,-s3ega ..,., X y 4
! Although it seems pretty early TO,
prairie fires, one burned over abou
405acres of land at the. Roberts rancl
near Amidon. It is thought that the
fireEWas started by the carelessness
OF a, man driving car who passed
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1916-03-28

titions practically imposes an obi
cation upon them.
AS for the rest of the puerile argu-
ments advanced in this page frontal
attack upon our ramparts, there is
no answer outside of padded cell
The arguments are as unreasonable
as a child crying for the moon. It is
the mere driyel of lost cause.
But the taxpayers are not going to
be misled by advertisements which
deliberately deceive. The records at
the state house are open to all. TWO
cents invested in sending a letter to
State Treasurer Steen or the tax
commissioners will prove that the
Tribune's figures are correct.
Don't Sign petitions.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1916-03-28
BIG COMEDY AT :. ...
GRAND TODAY

Hailed as'h'somethjng different in
comedy, George Kleine's latest feat
ulre, "The Fixer," starring the fun
NEST of funny comedians, Bickel and
Watson, hasHbeen selected as the
chief attraction a: the Grand theatre
today.
"The FiXer" is founded on Willis M.
GOohhues famous stage farce Hello
Bill" and is said to be as unusual and
distinctive in its way as this produc-
er's Quo Vadis' when it was intro
duced nearly three years ago. In ad-
dtion to featuring the funny pair who
did so much toward establishing Zieg-
fields early 'follies shows, the entire
production is characterized by Law
ishness of setting and minute atten-
tiCn to detail as beautiful as 1t is UNI
usual in comedy productions. The
F'ixer' is a real story with logical
plot and the supporting cast is the
best chat Broadway offers, two de-
cded innovations that will do much
toward stamping "The Fixer' new
kind Of comedy. The ordinary tumble
about, 'slap-stock farce, devoid OF story
and dependent solely upon the antics
of an individual are missing in this
latest kleine product
incidentally, The Fixer' marks the
advent of Bickel and Watson into pic
lures. The broad humor that made
The musician and tE~ tramp in Zieg-
fields early "follies" so famous, is
very much in evidence in 'The Fixer.'
It is a happy story, full of smiles and
chuckles. without the slightest sug'
gestion of vulgarty in any of it's five
delightful parts.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1916-03-28
A BIG FEATURE
At THE BISMARCK

Louise Newbold, fearing former
sutton, James Armstrong, begs her
husband to take her with him on
prospecting trip to the mountains.
While on a lonely mountain tran,
Louises horse makes a misstep and
horse and rider plunge over high
cliff. Louise is injured so that death
is inevitable and when her husband
climbs down to her entreats him to
end her misery. This he finally con-
sents to do and later buries the body.
Newbolds pack mule wanders into
camp and Kirkby. a former friend OF
Louises, suspecting something wrong,
organizes searching party. They
find the place in the trail where the
horse slipped and further search re.
yeals Newbold lying across the newly
made grave Of her who was his wife,
his mind wandering, but in coherent
intervals he relates the tragic story.
Kirkby, on his way down the side OF
the cliff, finds letters written by Arm.
strong to Louise after she was mar
ried, and on returning with Newbold
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to camp advises Armstrong to clear
out. He suspects and leaves. New.
bold slowly RECEIVERS and one night,
evading his guard, escapes, carrying
with him locket found on his wife's
body containing Armstrong; picture.
Five years later, Robert Maitland.
wealthy miner, is called east on
business trip, and while there visits
his brother, Stephen, who has one
motherless daughter, Enid. Taking a
decided liking to his niece, he prevails
upon her father to let Enid accom-
pany him west on visit. James
Armstrong meets Miss Maitland at
her uncle's house, and falls in love
with her. A camping trip to the
mountains is proposed and the entire
party start out under the guidance OIL
Kirkby. The guide cannot help but
notice the growing intimacy between
Enid and Armstrong. He determines
to do what he can to break it up,
and one evening, in the glow OF the
camp fire, after Armstrong has left.
called east on a business trip, relates
the story of the death of Louise New
bold Later he gives Enid the let
tiers he found, but does not mention
Armstrong; connection with the af-
fair.
Enid Maitland, while fishing up the
canyon, sprains her ankle and is
found by William Newbold, now a re-
cluse. On account of a terrible biz
zard, she is obliged to remain at his
cabin for many months. Armstrong
and Maitland, as soon as the noun
tain passes open, continue their
search for Enid. She and Newbold
have fallen in love. but in the su-
preme test both prove true to them
selves and their ideals. Eventually
the pair are found, Armstrong shown
up in his true light and all is explain
ed Armstrong makes away with
himself, after which Enid and New
bold are married.
This feature has been booked for
one night only, next "Wednesday, at
the Bismarck Theatre.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1916-03-28

and tonight only.
months Of continuous care and labor.
Frederick Thomson (former stake di-
rector with. David Belasco) has ac-
complished something that is beauti-
full in feeling and in drama.
The entire production has been I'M
der the personal supervision OF Com
modore j Stuart Blackton, who de-
clares that this is the greatest photo
play ever sent out by the Vitagraph
company. So as to maintain the lllu-
SIGN and inspire Hall Gaines exquis'
lite story, the original music used
during the progress OF the play
will be given during the film perform
ance 1t is safe to say that MIR. Eu-
gene Mullin, who has made the see
mario, has lost nothing of the flavor
of Hall Gaines literary performance,
nor has the camera ever achieved d
more beautiful expression of emotion
al acting than will be seen in the
photoplay of the Christian.