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The Birmingham age-herald., 1916-07-22

IONE CENT A WORDONE CENT 4 WORDONE CENT A l
FOR RENT-ROOMS

RATES-ODe cent word a dayI no nd. taken for less than 25c for firsv fnser- ffon. Cash must HccOmpauy order.
The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1916-07-17
IF BACKACHY OR
KIDNEYS BOTHER
Eat lss meat and take g gas Of
Salts to flush out Kinney
Drink plenty water.

Irr;c acid in meat excites the kidneys,
they become overworked; get sluggish,
ache. and feel like humps Of lead. Inc
urine becomes cloudy; the bladder rs irri-
tated. and you may be obliged to seek re-
lief two or three times during the night
When the kidneys clog you must heiP
them flush of the body's urinous waste
or you'll be real sick person shortly
At first you feel dull misery in the kid'
ney region, you suffer from backache,
sick headache, dizziness, stomach gets
sour, tongue coated and you feel rheu'
matte twinges when the weather is bad.
Eat less meat, drink lots OF water;
also get from any pharmacist four ounces
of Jad Salts; take a tablespoonful
in a glass of water before breakfast
for a few days and your kidneys will
then act fine. This famous salts is made
from the acid of grapes and lemon juice,
combined with hthia, and has been used
for generations to clean clogged kidneys
and stimulate them to normal activity,
also to neutralize the acids in urine, so
it no longer is source Of irritation,
thus ending bladder weakness
Jad Salts is inexpensive, cannot in
iure; makes a delightful effervescent
Whitewater drink which everyone should
take now and then TO keep the kidneys
clean and active Druggists here say
they sell lots of Jad Salts to folks who
believe in overcoming kidney trouble
while it is only trouble.
The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1916-07-17
FOREIGN FLOWER is POPULAR
Although Poppy Is Quite Favorte in
This Country, None of Family
Native to Soil.

The dooryard flower gardens are
dotted with poppies of all kinds, from
the little single red fellows to those
that look almost like the big white
headed double chrysanthemums. Al
though the poppy is quite favorite in
this country, none Of the family is ma
tive to the soil. All of our peoples
came from the old world. In England,
Scotland and Italy the graceful scarlet
poppy blossoms in the wheat fields
and grows wild in waste places. Among
the ruins Of ancient Rome this bril-
liant flower blooms luxuriantly. 1t is
very hardy, and, though an annual,
scatters its seeds SO we'll that they
come up from year to year in gardens
where they have once been planted.
py the Mcclure Newspa.
per Syndicate.)
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The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1916-07-17
The Election Contest

There has been some adverse criti-
cism of the effort being made by
Hon. w. v. Knott to ascertain the
real result Of the late primary cleo
ton. Teh Telegraph does not held
with these critics at all. Mr.. Knott
seems to have had good reason to be-
lieve that there had been Irregular
tiles in making the returns and hap
PLY the law provides means Of cor
recting such irregularities. Mr..
Knott has simply employed the
means provided by the law, and the
results thus far attained amply JUS
tify his course. Enough irregulari-
ties have already been uncovered to
show that a full investigation will
have a wholesome effect on future
elections. The irregularities do not
necessarily show that there has been
dishonest, but ii certainly has been
shown that there has been a misun-
derstanding of the provisions Of the
primary law, or gross carelessness.
In either event the investigation
will put election officers of the flu
ture on notice that they must follow
the law.
The contest will serve also to
steady party matters. If Mr.. KIN
is shown to have received majority
of the votes cast he should have the
nomination and in that event we be-
lieve he would be elected by an over
whelming majority, because there
can be little doubt that, as between
The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1916-07-17
lDDY,S EVENING
HRY TALE 70 wary |
H8T So So
NEW MOLE HOME.

"Mr. Mole was going to get mar
ried." said Daddy, "aqd he wanted to
build a fine, fine Home for the new
Mrs. Mole. So he went forth into the
incest meadow he could find. and there.
Just at the end of 1t, near an old fence,
Mr.. Mole started to burrow into the
ground.
You know the Moles live underr
ground almost all of the time, and
there make their Homes. Just near
the fence Mr.. Mole began to dig and
dig. First of all he made long, long
tunnel, funny underground passage
which he called the Driveway of his
Home!
"Of course the callers of Mr.. and
Mrs. Mole could hardly drive along
this tunnel, but they could run and
scamper along, and they liked to call
1t by big name like Driveway.
"And after the long, long tunnel Mr..
Mole started in to make a fine House
out of the earth. He made lovely
rooms, one for Mrs. Mole, one for him
self, one for the little Mole who was to
do the cooking and housekeeping and
several for guestrooms. For, as you
can imagine, Mr.. Mole was very fond
Of company. In addition to all this Mr..
Mole built very fine picture gallery
made in tiers of earth and mud-long
rows and rows of it. On these he put
pictures of his family which he made
out of earth, too. OF course, Mr.. Mole
made every member of his family look
just alike, but that didn't make any
difference. The Moles are not very
fussy If their pictures aren't very we'll
taken, for they can't bother to look at
pictures much of the time.
"You see their eyes are very small
and they like to look at things more
worth while-such as food and corn
starting to grow in the ground and all
the things the Farmers plant. They
love farms you know, where wonderful
vegetables are planted deep down in
The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1916-07-17

him and Mr.. Cats, he is the actual
choice Of a very large majority Of
the Democrats of the State. II, on
the other hand, the recount of the
votes shows that Mr.. Cats still has
lead over Mr.. Knott, he will be ac-
cepted with rgeat deal better grace
than he would If he wree to go on
to the general election with doubt
in the minds of the people as to
whether he came by his nomination
honestly or not. A majority OF the
people, and a very considerable ma
jority, too, do not accept Mr.. Cats
with perfectly good grace. He may
be ever so good a man, and might
make the State an ideal governor,
but the fact remains that large ma
jority of the citizens of the State
look upon him as sort of political
interloper. If the contest instituted
by Mr.. Knott shows that Mr.. Cats
really received more votes than Mr..
Knott, this feeling will be largely
dispelled, and most of those who now
feel rebellious toward the Alabama
man will vote for him as matter
of party loyalty.
Altogether the Telegraph thinks
the contest instituted by Mr.. Knott
will have a wholesome effect, and we
are glad that be disregarded the adj
verse criticism and set the legal ma
chinery in motion in an effort to
have the will Of the voters properly
recorded .-Starke Telegraph.
The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1916-07-17

the earth. They are very apt to bur.
row along and make paths so they can
walk to farmland and have a feast.
But ! must tell you more about Mr..
Mole's new home. The very last thing
he did was to build a beautiful throne
in the picture gallery for Mrs. Mole.
"At last 1t was time for her to come
to her new Home and Mr.. Mole had in
vited their friends and cousins, the
Cricket Moles. to come, too. These
cousins have very strangely shaped
front legs With which they burrow
homes Just IKE the regular Mofes, and
so they are considered relations.
Here we all are said Mrs. Mole,
and she blinked her very small eyes,
while all the other Moles blinked their
tiny eyes, too. and looked about them.
Through the Driveway they ran until
they came to the House with all the
beautiful rooms.
"The room Mr.. Mole took them to
last was the picture gallery, where
Mrs. Mole sat on the throne in honor
Of her wedding day. and the little Mole
who cooked, brought out some OF the
delicious stewed vegetables she had
made for the wedding feast.
you should have heard the Moles
as they looked at the pictures. They
thought every picture was one Of their
own relatives.
"One Mole would say:
why, there's Mamma, and another
would say:
Why, no, that's not your Mamma
that's my Papa However, they didnt
get in the least angry about the pic
tures-in fact, they thought It very
clever of Mr.. Mole to make pictures
which looked like all their relations al
the same time.
but you haven't noticed my wed
ding Dress said Mrs. Mole. I thinh
my new Home is SCR U-M-P-T-I
Gus, which means beautiful in case
any of you little Moles don't under
stand the word I've said in honor Of
the day. And now that you've all ad
mired my Home, please admire my
dress
For the first time the Moles noticed
that Mrs. Mole had attached to her tiny
ears little earrings made OF mud will
a red berry in each. and she wore 9
necklace to match. Her dress was o.
dull oak leaves which Mrs. Mole had
saved for a whole year TO wear on hel
wedding day.
You're handsome Mole said Mr.
Mole, and I'm so proud you're to share
this Home I've made and ell the othel
Moles grinned and ate more and NOR,
Of the vegetable wedding feast to show
what good time they were having"
The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1916-07-17

Their, small go" perforation at side
seam OF foundation. stitch the re-
naming gathers along small 80" per
foration in foundation to fora a puff:
regulate the fulness in gathered skirt
underneath the puff. The rufie comes
next. Fold on slot perforations and
gather. Then stitch to the gathered
edge Of puff, bringing front and back
edges Of rufle to large "0n perfora-
tions. Tack the lower front and back
ends Of ruffie at the small "o'' per
forations in over-skirt and tack to the
pun about 2 inches above the gather
ed edge. Adjust skirt to position
stitch upper row Of gathers in waist,
center-frents and center-backs even.
The jumper comes last. Gather
lower edge and adjust stay under
meath back. Stitch gathers and side
edges to position. Gather along
shoulder and make g row Of gathers
each side Of small 80" perforatfons
Is inch apart. Stitch a piece Of tape
2 inches long under gathers. Turn
under the edge Of extension in front
on slot perforations, gather g inch
from folded edge. Lap front over the
back and stitch gathers in front along
the back edge, over the stay; stitch
lower edges together. Bring the 2 sin
gle large 80" perforations together
and tack, forming an armhole. Adjust
over the surpliee waist.
The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1916-07-17
Phllosonhlc klAn-

Though King Peter has refused to
leave his Serbian soldiers, he is not a
military man at heart Rather is he q
scholar and philosopher, as is shown
by his admiration of John Stuart Mil
whose works he has anonymously
translated into Serbian. When in exile
in Paris and Geneva, King Peter lived
very modestly, renting upper flats al
ESQ year in each place. In the
agreement with his Geneva landlord
was a stipulation that If he should be
summoned to the Serbian throne his
lease should terminate.-London Eve
ming Standard.
The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1916-07-17
Air Of Soil AnaIyzed.

The air of the soil-extracted down
to depth of six inches by means Of
special kind of pump-has been
found by e. j. Russell and A. Apple
yard, English experimenters. to con-
tain more carbon dioxide and less oxy-
gen than atmospheric air. 1t also
shows greater fluctuations in compost
ton, due chiefly to the varying rate in
the changes from life process, and ap-
parently quite unconnected with baro
metric pressure, winds, or any wealth
err conditions.
The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1916-07-17

Having purchased and suDdividsd
the Tease Keen estate Of $50 acres
One-Aalf mile west Of city limits, we
are new selling in 10 and 20-acre
tracts some Of the finest truck and
tarm lands in this section at the
right price and terms. For parieu-
laEs see G. c. ROgan. Rooms / and
= Deem q Bryant Bldg. Phone 14s
The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1916-07-17
AneIen. Greek Had wIsdnp,.

The earliest writer to conceive OF
the idea Of rotating earth was Philo.
laus, q Greek, who lived in the fifth
century before Christ. The same man
on purely philosophical principles, also
hit upon the idea of the sun as the
center OF our system-an idea that
had to wait 1000 years for confirna.
tion, until Copernicus came in 1870
The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1916-07-17
Reclnrocatinn

Sammie's parents were moyi. \
another town and the little lad M
come to bid adieu to his beloved e,al
er. When she put her arms srUd
him his sorrow at parting mounted I
tears, and to her admiration to 4
ways be a good boy and grow up to /
a fine man" he blurted between vA
THE s-same to you"
The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1916-07-17
Horse Not Really InteIlIqent.

Horses are generally given credit for
a great deal more intelligence than
they actually possess. Scientific tests
show that in wisdom such as human
beings display, horses are hopelessly
outclassed by dogs, monkeys, and even
by cats. Tae horse can be taught to
do certain things just because he is
too stupid to have ideas of his own.
Like many human prize pupils, he can
learn but cannot think.
The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1916-07-17

II you have . room. apartment,
store, cottage, ONCE or anything
else for rent, list them with IN and
watch the result.
THE KEY RENTAL AGENCY
We are the key to the situation
Room 8, Elliston Bldg.
2 v BOX $685. Lakeland, Fla.
sees
The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1916-07-17

A perfectly fascinating model Is
shown here carried out In crepe Geor-
gette and crepe de chine. Any two
materials, however, may be combined
In duplicating the dress. The neck
may be cut in round, high or V-shap-
cd line and the sleeves may be long
or short. The jumper Is drsped to
form q girdle, while the draped skirt
is built on three-pieee foundation.
In medium size the dress requires 61h
yards If made entirely in the same
material, SO inches wide, with 1k
yard lining 96-inches Wide for under
body and foundation cores. If con-
traating fabrics are used, yards win
be needed Of plain and s1s yards Of
figured material.
First face the underbody from neck
edges to i inch below small so" per-
torations to form yoke. Close seams
as notched and turn hem in right
back at notches. Plat the lower edge
Of underbody placing at" on cores
pending small "e" perforations. Ad-
The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1916-07-17
Little satisfaction for Creditor.

The American Legal News says that
In Iowa merchant sent dunning let.
ter to a man, who replied by return
mail; you say you are holding my
note yet. That is all right-perfectly
right. Just keep holding on to It, and
II you find your hands slipping spit
on them and try 1t again. Yours affec
tionately." tr
The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1916-07-17
Acquiring Wisdom

Every man Of sound brain whom you
meet knows something worth KNOWN
better than yourself. A man, on ~
whole. is q better preceptor than !
book. But what scholar does not al
low that the dullest book can suspes,
to him a new and . sound idea 3~Bul
wer-Lytton.
The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1916-07-17
And the Trouble Started.

Wife-"In order that | may get h|
money on this check, do the people n
the bank have to know me?" Hr|
band-"Yes. they have to know M|
but not as well as l do; othsrvm
they wouldn't give you cent
Judge.
The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1916-07-17
Terrible Threat.

Parson Johnson-De contribution
dis morning will be TO- de purpose OBJ
making up de deficit in your pastors
salary De choir will now sing, and
will continue to sing, until de full
amount am collected Puck.
The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1916-07-17
History In Air..

IT IL possible to tracs :
Of almanacs all the chan "
lar belief and taste. Thew S' 9
pared to meet the curren, we ven
to constitute a systematic J.
what took place in SUGGEST. s'aq
and how knowledge inOrs,..I =
the revolving years. We as !
most that we know Of the a.'a,
whom they were made ana r =
they were Endorsed. ~
The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1916-07-17
Unfortunately rrun.

It may be necessary to slight your
golf or dancing once in a willis m
order to have any efice hours left
The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1916-07-17
First surIno snok.,

Wheels given resiliency BY mn,
spokes were patented in England
early as 1926, in France in lSgg !
in the United States in 1881.
The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1916-07-17
Ala PnalhInn

Hes director in a bank" go
on! That fellow?" Yes. He tells
the people what windows to 20 to-"
Detroit Free Press.
The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1916-07-17

FOR SALE.-A 60 h. p. Stearns Mo-
tor Truck. Double Chain Drive
solid tires in rear. Will carry ton
and half in body and several tons
on trailers. A Big Bargain. Ad-
dress Peter P, Schutt, Fl. Myers,
Fla. 5574
The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1916-07-17
Wanting Too Much

When you get to feeling 50 ".
sorry for yourself you are very am !
find that no one else is very sOrrv y
you-Selected.
The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1916-07-17
Times Chances

A man used to be known \,
company he kept. but now vo1 !.
him by the selections he turn, y
on the monograph.
The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1916-07-17

FOR SALE-Two full-blooded male
French poodles ten months old.
Will sell at cost price. Fine play
mates for children. Owner hasn't
time to care for them. Call 81.
5000
The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1916-07-17

Giving Them Fair Warr,,.
William Boon after he star,
school. came home one day snS !
Some boys at school are hes,
to NEEDLE with me and they ~ !
ter stop It."
The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1916-07-17
Well TO Search.

Don't neglect your Bible; a New
York man found Sc bill more than
o hundred years old in his.-Seattle
Post-Intelligencer.
The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1916-07-17

am prepared to do all kinds Of
veil work from four inches up. ALI
work guaranteed. Have had years of
experience, and my work has always
given satisfaction.
w. H. STRAIN. Lakeland, Fla.
The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1916-07-17
An Exquisite Summer Frock.

just betting for 3 stay.
Now, close the sleeve seam as
notched, gathering along small so"
perforations. Draw gathers to re-
CURED size and stitch straight bands
Of material or ribbon l inch wide
over gathers. Gather sleeve sew In
armhole Of underbody, small go" per-
foration at shoulder seam.
To make the skirt, first join the
foundation cores as notehed, then
close center.back seams Of foundation
gathered skirt and over-skirt, from
large 30" perforations to lower ed
ges. Gather edges Of gathered skirt
and over-skirt between double "TTn
perforations. Hem gathered skirt and
arrange on foundation. Plat over
skirt at extensions placing single
1T" on corresponding small "on
perforations; gather between the
platts. Arrange over-skirt on gath.
cred skirt, center-fronts and center
backs even; stitch upper edges toge.
The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1916-07-17
NOTICE TO TAXPAYERSI

The City Commissioners will sit
from day to day as the Board of
Equalization of Taxes. All persons
owning property in Ward two and
three and having complaints to
make before that board, are hereby
notified to appear before it during
the days Of the week ending July Is.
II. L. SwATTS,
ebTS City Clerk.
The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1916-07-17

DON'T THROW IT AWAY-Old mat
tresses, feather beds and pillows
made just like new. All kinds Of
furniture, ice boxes, etc., repaired,
and We guarantee to satisfy at the
right prices. Phone 337 Black.
5000
The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1916-07-17
Classified
FOR SALE

FOR SALE CHEAP-Three-burner,
blue-name oil stove. Also 80 gal
Ion galvanized tank ready to con-
meet to stove. Address Stove,
care Telegram. o,0oV
The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1916-07-17

One Of the prettiest Of the period
fashions 10 this costume Of crepe Geor-
gstte and silk crepe de chine with
draped bodice and bouffant skirt.
The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1916-07-17
Miscellaneous

CHRYSANTHEMUM PLANTS for
sale, extra fine, all colors. I'll
East Lime st. Phone II Blue.
$500
The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1916-07-17
FOR RENT

FOR RENT-Six-room house, all
modern conveniences, west of Lake
Morton. Apply J. R. Talley.
$500
The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1916-07-17
WANTED TO RENT

WANTED-Six or seven-room, mod
ern house, close in, with all con-
veniences. Address "B," care Even
ing Telegram. 56Os
The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1916-07-17

1NFF0N UITUEoTs
There is such a thing as being so
scholarly that one is dense.
The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1916-07-17

Much Fish Consumed In rob.
The 100000 people Of TosSa A
nually spend IS per head for AZ
The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1916-07-17

LOST-Purse with watch chain and
two gold coins. Finder please re-
turn to Telegram Office and get
reward. B60l
The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1916-07-17

FOR RENT AT SUMMER RATES
Several desirably located resi-
dences in different sections Of city
5000 D. H. SLOAN.
The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1916-07-17

Sizes years Price