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The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1916-02-24
QUIT MEAT IF KIDNEYS
BOTHER AND USE SALTS
Take Glass of Salts Before Break.
fast If Your Back Is Hurting or
Bladder is irritated.

II you must have your meat every
day, eat 1t, but flush your kidneys with
salts occasionally, says noted author
ity who tells us that meat forms uric
acid which almost paralyzes the kid
neys In their efforts to expel it from
the blood. They become sluggish and
weaken, then you suffer with a dull
misery in the kidney region. sharp
pains in the back or sick headache,
dizziness, your stomach sours, tongue
is coated and when the weather Is bad
you have rheumatic twinges. The
urine gets cloudy, full of sediment, the
channels often get sore and irritated,
obliging you to seek relief two or
three times during the night.
To neutralize these irritating acids,
to cleanse the kidneys and flush off
the body's urinous waste get four
ounces Of Jad Salts from any phar-
macy here; take tablespoonful in a
glass Of water before breakfast for a
few days and your kidneys will then
act fine. This famous salts is made
from the acids of grapes and lemon
juice, combined with lithia, and has
been used for generations to flush and
stimulate sluggish kidneys, also to
neutralize the acids in urine, SO it no
longer irritates, thus ending bladder
weakness
Jad Salts is inexpensive; cannot in.
jure, and makes a delightful efferves-
cent Whitewater drink.-Adv.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1916-02-24
FOR THE GOOD OF THE GAME.

A license was granted for the sale
Of liquor on Chicago's new automo-
bile speedway, but the management
decided to keep it dry. A member of
the committee thus explains the ac-
ton: For the good of the automo-
bile racing game and for the uplift-
ing of the sport here and everywhere
we have decided to prohibit the sale
Of intoxicating liquors on the grounds
Baseball would never be what it is
today if it had not been for the pro-
hibiting of intoxicants on the grounds,
and we want to make q clean and
pleasing start at our new speedway.
Beer should not be allowed on the
grounds, leave alone sold inside the
park, and this rule which prohibits
the sale will stand as the speedway
races continue-and that will be for
years and years.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1916-02-24

season with salt and pepper. In the
meantime cook half pound of spa
ghetti, in sailed water, drain and
place layers Of the spaghetti, then of
the sauce and one of grated cheese,
using half a pound of grated cheese.
Bake three quarters of an hour in a
hot oven.
Tomatoes With cheese.-Stew to-
gether can of tomatoes, four large
green peppers, six onions, table,
spoonful of oil, teaspoonful Of salt
and an eighth of a teaspoonful of pep
per until tender. Crate half pound
of cheese. Butter a casserole, put in
layer of the tomato mixture, then
add cheese and crumbs, repeating I'M
til all is used, and cupful and half
of crumbs. Leave the crumbs on the
top, well buttered, and bake half an
hour in moderate oven.
Banana and Nut Saiad.-Take IL ba-
nanas, peel and slice them and dip
the slices in the beaten white of an
egg; then roll them in chopped nuts
and arrange on lettuce. Make a
dressing by adding the rest of the egg
and another whole one to half-cupful
of vinegar, half-cupful of honey, two
tablespoonfuls of butter, quarter of
cupful of cream and halfteaspoon-
full Of salt Cook until thick, cool, and
pour over salad.
Crumb Cake.-Take a cupful of
crumbs, bread or lady fingers, one cup
full Of ground almonds, four eggs, one
cupful of sugar, two teaspoonfuls of
baking powder. Flavor with lemon
rind. Mix crumbs. nuts and baking
powder together. Beat the yolks OF
the eggs very light, add sugar and beat
three minutes, ad lemon rind, mix with
crumbs and nuts, fold in the stifiy
beaten whites and bake in a slow
oven. Serve with sweetened whipped
cream on top.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1916-02-24
QUEER GIFTS TO ROYALTY
Odd Ways in Which People Have
Shown Their Devotion to the Race
That Ruled Them.

New Year in the fifteenth century
was not an occasion which was well
coined without some regrets, for many
were taxed to meet the requirements
of royalty ON that day. Each titled
gentleman had the form and value Of
his gift to the king prescribed. Regu-
lations provided that an earl should
appear at the royal presence chamber
at eight o'clock New Year morning
to deliver five-shilling purse contain
ing 20-shilling coins to the lord cham
berlain for the king.
Next the earl visited the jewel-house,
where he received ticket which en-
titled him to a gift of Is shillings
pence, and pence of which he was re-
quired to give for box for the ticket.
The same morning he went to another
office to select piece of silver plate
weighing about 80 ounces, but left it
until afternoon, when he returned for
it. At that time he gave the man who
handed it to him 40 shillings in gold,
shillings for the box and 6 pence to
the porter.
A young prince ten years old is said
to have given great pleasure to his
father in 1904 by presenting him with
a volume of short Latin poems. There
is record that in 1910 a dainty little
eight-year-old princess, having a spe.
cial liking for sweets, received a New
Year present of a pair of fat oxen
from the Corporation of Coventry
Exchange
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1916-02-24
BEGIN HOT WATER
DRINKING IF YOU
DON'T FEEL RIGHT
Says glass Of hot water with
phosphate before breakfast
washes out poisons.

If you wake up with bad taste, bad
breath and tongue is coated; if your
head Is dull or aching; If what you eat
sours and forms gas and acid in stom.
ach, or you are bilious, constipated,
nervous, sallow and can't get feeling
just right. begin drinking phosphated
hot water. Drink before breakfast, a
glass of real hot water with a tea
spoonful of limestone phosphate In 1t.
This will flush the poisons and toxins
from stomach, liver, kidneys and bow
els and cleanse, sweeten and purify
the entire alimentary tract. Do your
inside bathing Immediately upon aris
ing in the morning to wash out of the
system all the previous days poison.
GUS waste, gases and sour bile before
putting more food into the stomach.
To feel like young folks feel; like
you felt before your blood, nerves and
muscles became loaded with body i'm
purities, get from your druggist or
storekeeper quarter pound Of lime
stone phosphate which is inexpensive
and almost tasteless, except for a
sourish tinge which is not unpleasant.
Just as soap and hot water act on
the skin, cleansing, sweetening and
freshening, so hot water and lime
stone phosphate act on the stomach,
liver, kidneys and bowels. Men and
women who are usually constipated,
bilious, headachy or have any stomach
disorder should begin this inside bath
ing before breakfast. They are as.
sured they will become real cranks on
the subject shortly.-Adv.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1916-02-24
Ne1A1< w. eeQ.
Sees the Sahara Reclaimed.

Some day the world will get out OF
the Sahara all the good it has to offer
Among the desert sands near Biskra
last year. the French had over eight
hundred wells giving life and fruitage
to 100000 date palms. There is a
chance for immense development OF
the date industry all along the north
ern edge of the desert south Of Mo
rocco, Algeria and Tunis. Frank r
Cana, conservative and authoritative
writer says that in time probably q
tenth of the Sahara will be reclaimed
for human usefulness.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1916-02-24
FOOD FACTS
What an M. D. Learned.

A prominent physician down in
Georgia went through food expert
ence which he makes public:
1T was my own experience that first
led me to advocate Grape-Nuts food /;
and l also know from having pre-
scribed it to convalescents and other
weak patients that this food is a won
derful rebuilder and restorer of nerve
and brain tissue, as well as muscle. II
improves the digestion and patients
gain, just as l did in strength and
weight. very rapidly.
II was in such a low state that
I had to give up my work entirely and
go to the mountains, but two months
there did not improve me; in fact ]
was not quite as well as when lef,
home. My food did not sustain me
and 1t became plain that l must
change.
Il began to use Grape-Nuts and in
two weeks could walk mile, and in
five weeks returned to my home and
practice. taking up hard work again
Since that time have felt as we'll and
strong as ! ever did in my life.
"As a physician who seeks to helI
all sufferers l consider it a duty to
make these facts public"
Trial 10 days on Grape-Nuts when
the regular food does not seem to sus
tain the body will work wonders.
There's Reason" Name given BY
Postum Co., Battle Creek, Mich.
Ever read the above letter. new
one appears from time to time. Thes
are genuine true. and full Of hunas
Interest,"
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1916-02-24
FRUIT LAXATIVE
FOR SICK CHILD
california Syrup Of Figs" can't
harm tender stomach,
liver and bowels.

Every mother realizes, after giving
her children California Syrup of
Figs" that this is their ideal laxative.
because they love it's pleasant taste
and 1t thoroughly cleanses the tender
little stomach, liver and bowels with
out gripping.
When cross, irritable, feverish, or
breath is bad, stomach sour, look at
the tongue, mother! If coated, give
teaspoonful Of this harmless fruit
laxative" and in few hours all the
foul, constipated waste, sour bile and
undigested food passes out of the bow
els, and you have well, playful child
again. When it's little system Is full
of cold, throat sore, has stomach-ache,
dfarrhoea, indigestion, colic-remem-
Der, good inside cleaning should
always be the first treatment given.
Millions of mothers keep California
Syrup of Figs" handy; they know
teaspoonful today saves sick child
tomorrow. Ask at the store for a 80
cent bottle Of California Syrup of
Figs" which has directions for babies,
children Of all ages and grown-ups
printed on the bottle. Adv.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1916-02-24
LOGICAL STEPS.


LOGICAL STEPS.
Edith Smith Dairs, worlds and ma
tional w. C. T. U. superintendent of
scientific temperance instruction in
public schools and colleges, says:
The truth concerning temperance has
been in deep well for generations
and there have been many logical
steps that we have been forced to
take in order to reach the water of
truth. The first step is the scien-
titic investigation which has shown
the poisonous nature of alcohol. The
second step demonstrates the effect
OF the poison upon various organs of
the body. The third step makes clear
the fact that alcohol has special af-
Unity for the brain and therefore af-
fects the moral character of man.
The fourth step has proven that a
drug that affects the organs of the
body and Injuries moral character must
render less efficient the user of it.,
and, therefore, its use becomes an
economic problem. The fifth step
places this experimental truth with
all it's resultant conclusions in form
whereby the largest number of people
may be instructed, that is, in text
books containing scientific facts con-
corning alcohol. The sixth step is the
placing of the facts in the school cur
riculum and making the text books
and the scientific charts a part of
public temperance education. The
public school is the most democratic
institution in the world and is more
than that; it is, as DIR. Newell D. Hills
says, the machine which takes in all
kinds of material and grinds it out
made over into good American citi-
zens.' In this fact we see the pos
sibility of our reaching the final step
to our goal" A
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1916-02-24
"CASCARETS' ACT
ON LIVER; BOWELS
No sick headache, biIiousness
bad taste or constipation
by morning.
Get a 10-cent box.

Are you keeping your bowels, liver,
and stomach clean, pure and fresh
with Cascarets, or merely forcing a
passageway every few days with
Salts, Cathartic Pills, Castor Oil or
Purgative Waters?
Stop having bowel wash-day. Let
Cascarets thoroughly cleanse and reg
ulate the stomach, remove the sour
and fermenting food and foul gases,
take the excess bile from the liver
and carry out of the system all the
constipated waste matter and poisons
In the bowels.
A Cascaret tonight will make you
feel great by morning. They work
while you sleep-never grippe, sicken
or cause any inconvenience, and cost
only 10 cents a box from your store.
Millions of men ard women take a
Cascaret now and then and never
have Headache, Biliousness, Coated
Tongue, Indigestion. Sour Stomach or
Constipation. Adv.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1916-02-24
MAN WEAKEST OF ANIMALS
Only the "ounce of Phosphorus" He
Carries in His Head Gives Him
Vaunted Pre-Eminence.

In proportion to size, man is one of
the weakest animals on the earth. The
muscles Of a large-sized oyster will
support weight of 81 pounds. There
is crab that will lift 492 times its
own weight. This Is the equivalent
of an average size man raising 1880
pounds.
Felix Plateau, a Belgian scientist,
who made many experiments, found
that the strength of fly which was
able to lift matchstick, compared
with mans supporting with his feet
a beam fourteen feet long and two feet
six inches square.
There is little bug that can drag
six matches, equivalent to a man s
pulling $50 beams as big as himself.
To measure the strength of insects
Plateau constructed delicate harness
attached to weighing machine. By
prodding the insects he made them
move. Then he piled on weight until
they stopped. By this means he found
that bee, weight for weight, was 80
times as strong as a horse.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1916-02-24
REsENrs LIQUOR DOMINATION.

The Milk Wagon Drivers union of
Chicago is dry, and refused to permit
one Of its banners to be carried in the
so-called personal liberty" demonstra-
ton of November 7. None of our men
were in that parade" said the secre-
tary of the union, land don't believe
there would have been very many
union men there at all, outside Of the
beer key drivers and other lines of
the liquor business, if they hadn't
been driven to march. l saw letter
myself sent to member of the Ice
Drivers union threatening the loss of
his job If he didn't appear in the pa
rade. That's nice brand of personal
liberty"
Within the ranks of union labor
there is growing up a fighting senti-
ment against the domination of the
liquor interests, and incidents like this,
and others which might be cited, are
giving impetus to the movement.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1916-02-24

than / ever was and recommend your
remedies to all my friends. Mrs. LENA
WYNN, 2812 E. o Street, Richmond, Va.
While Change of Life is most crit
zeal period of woman's existence, the
annoying symptoms which accompany
it may be controlled, and normal health
restored by the timely use of Lydia E.
Pinkham's Vegetable Compound.
Such warning symptoms are sense
of suffocation, hot flashes, headaches,
backaches, dread of impending evil,
tirhidity, sounds in the ears, palpitation
of the heart, sparks before the eyes,
irregularities, constipation, variable ap-
petite, weakness and inquietude, and
dizziness.
For these abnormal conditions do not
fail to take Lydia E. Pinkham's Vege.
table Compound.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1916-02-24

to and too much is left to dispose of
in breakfast cakes, croquettes will be
much enjoyed. Beat the yolk of an
egg until thick, add two tablespoon
fuls of cream, then work in two cup
fuls Of mashed potato Shape in cones
in an ice cream dipper or mold as one
fancies. Brush each with milk and
white of egg and bake brown in the
oven. These are easier to make than
the deep fried croquettes.
Potato Cakes.-Season two cupfuls
of mashed potato with sufficient pep
per and salt. Sift in one cupful of
flour, containing a teaspoonful of bak-
ing powder. Add enough milk to
make soft dough, flour we'll and roll
out half inch thick. Cut into rounds
with biscuit cutter. Grease the grid
die and cook until they rise and are
brown on one side, then turn. When
well done split open and butter while
hot. Serve at once.
Potato Puffs.-Heat to the boiling
point a half cupful of milk, add two
tablespoonfuls of butter and six table
spoonfuls of flour. all at once after
the butter is melted; stir until the
mixture leaves the sides of the pan,
then add two unbeaten eggs, one at a
time, stirring well between each adj
dition. Then add two cupfuls of riced
potatoes, another egg unbeaten, salt
and cayenne and cook two minutes,
stirring constantly. Drop into deep
fat and fry brown.
Baked Potatoes.-Take long pota-
toes, wash well and grease with lit
tie bacon fat. This makes them bake
quicker, only the thin peeling needs
to be removed, consequently 1t is also
more economical. They are a rich ap.
petizing brown which also makes
them more valuable, appealing to the
| taste
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1916-02-24
RED, ROUGH, SORE HANDS
May Be Soothed and Healed by Use
of Cutcura. Trial Free.

Nothing so soothing and healing for
red, rough and irritated hands as Cuti-
cura Soap and Cuticura Ointment.
Soak hands on retiring in hot Cuticura
soapsuds. Dry, and gently anoint hands
with Cuticura Ointment. A one-night
treatment works wonders.
Free sample each by mail with Book.
Address postcard, Cuticura, Dept. L,
Boston. Sold everywhere.-Adv.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1916-02-24
Profitable Mystery

How did you leave all the folks out
homer"
Illustrate" replied Senator Sor-
ghum Il told them l was going to
see if l couldn't straighten out few
problems for the government between
now and spring. That cheered them
up great deal"
ITO what problems did you have ref
erence?"
ooh, nothing in particular. I never
go into details with my constituents
If you go to explaining things, you
are liable to make them sound so easy
that the voters get to thinking they
don't need you" Washington Star.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1916-02-24
new TREATMENT
FOR ASTHMA
Relief in Every Rub

To quickly ease the struggle for
breath, stop the wheeling and bring
blessed relief, ask your druggist for
an original yellow box of true Mustar-
Inc which costs about rs cents.
Apply plentifully night and morning,
over the entire chesE from the throat
to the stomach. TUE Mustarine Is
made by the Begy Medicine Co., Roch-
ester, N. Y. 1t is also fine for Rheu-
matism. Lumbago and Neuralgia. Get
the genuine.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1916-02-24
RECIPE FOR GRAY HAIR.

To half pint OF water add OF Bay Rum, q
small box of Barbo Compound, and n OF. OF
glycerine. Apply to the hair twice a week
until it becomes the desired shade Any drug
gist can put this up or you can mix it at
home at very little cost 1t will gradually
darken streaked, faded gray hair, and re-
moves dandruff. 1t is excellent for falling
hair and will make harsh hair soft and glossy.
1t will not color the scalp, is not sticky or
greasy, and does not rub off.-Adg.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1916-02-24
TEACHERS TOTAL ABsTAINERs.

The superintendent of schoolr Of
Ithaca, N. Y, told the following Incl
dent at w. c. T. U. meeting: When
a lad eight years old he recited a
temperance selection and the teacher
induced him to sign the pledge. After
many years he went back to hic boy
hood home intending to tell the teach
er what that pledge had meant to
him. He found her resting in an I'M
kept country cemetery, but on his
knees before God he told her what
had been the saving influence of his
life. 81 have never hired as Z teach
er anyone who was not total alb
stainer, neither will sign a paper Of
recommendation for teacher who is
not total abstainer," declared the
superintendent.
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FOOTING the Bill,

Mr.. Newman had just recovered
from an operation and was talking to
friend.
THE surgeon" he remarked, said
he'd have me on my feet again in
three weeks"
We'll, he did it, didn't he?" asked
Sle friend.
He did, indeed" responded Mr.
Newman. 81 had to sell my motorcar
to pay his bill. Register.
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v e = = y q " Q OOLn@
pound / feel like q
new woman. I al
ways had a headache
during the Change
of Life and was also
troubled with other
bad feelings COM
mon at that time
dizzy spells, nervous
feelings and he at
flashes. Now / am
in haffar health
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1916-02-24
Doino His Part.

Honestly. now, would you fight for
your country if war broke out?"
well" answered the thoughtful
man, maybe l wouldn't fight, on &C
count of gas bombs, liquid fire and
things like that, but l would gladly
sacrifice my business and work night
and day to raise recruits"
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1916-02-24

OTSUIC opdHHcIIIs- A1IOe
and fry q fourth of a
pound Of bacon; slice
three onions and fry
them until light brown;
add one and a half cup
fuls of chopped chicken,
veal or roast pork, then
a half can each of peas,
tomatoes, kidney beans,
mushrooms. simmer and
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1916-02-24
Specification Needed

The Colonel-Look here, Berrybut-
tom Are you the confounded scoun-
drel that broke into my henhouse the
other night?
Brother rybutton-Dunno. sub,
whudder is or not, twell you-all spec
ifies what night 'twuz.-Judge.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1916-02-24
II Miaht Be Tried.

Sonny, six, is very much averse to
anything that is "sissified." One day
while watching me dress his younger
brother in much befrilled little suit,
he suddenly blurted out: Mamma
it's a wonder you wouldn't put cor
set on Archie"
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1916-02-24
The Idea.

Miss Flip-Why are they objecting
to this munitions business?
Miss Elite (vaguely)-I guess it Is
because it is some sort of a shell
| game.
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Why He Was There.

why TIC was mere.
How do you happen to be in
PRISON."
at is the result of an accident"
"You ran over someone with your
auto?"
"No, ma'am; l fell over a chair and
walked up the owner of the house."
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1916-02-24

WETTEsT CITY IN WET STATES.
The city of Butte, Mont, is stig-
matized as the wettest city in the
wettest state. It is interesting to
note that recently forty people OF
Butte were indicted by grand jury
ON the charge of bootlegging.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1916-02-24
At the Club.

do you believe in woman's rights?"
"Er-my boxing teacher tells me the
left is much more effective"
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EIorence NluhtlnoaIe,s cift,

On her return from the Crimea Flor
ence Nightingale was given $250,00O
which she devoted to founding thu
Nightingale Home for Training
Nurses.
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WATCH RAILROAD EMPLOYEES.

WA ICF7 KVILhONU EWTEO EEo'
Armed with cameras, detectives OF
a certain eastern railroad, are taking
photographs of every employee they
see in the act of taking social drink.
Since September l several employees
have been called into headquarters
and discharged. One man, who asked
for d reason, was shown photo of
himself in the act of draining a whis-
XIV bottle while standing in a box
car.
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Mrs. Gabber is gifted with sixth
sense"
and what is that, pray?"
Inexhaustibility.
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"Bronks wants to sublet his apart
ment"
why. he called it the ideal place."
81 know, but the janitor doesn't like
the way he parts his hair Judge.