davidaulloa/AmericanStories huggingface dataset:
Wiarus. (Winona, Minn.) 1895-1919, 1916-12-21

,posadzce j glowa swoja uderzy} {
jej glove, re az Jejmosci guz ma
glove wyskoczy}.
Temi pl:-ypadkami niezmiernit
zmieszany, gdy sic wymawia i {
przebaczenie prosi, z slow drzace
mi ustami i pr~zecinana MOVE wy
danych z{ozylo sic kilka bardzc
ME estetycznych wyraz6w. Pro.
sza go ably usiadi d podaja krze:
slo, on jc mia, q 6ugiem, ma kite
rem le1af Jejmosci koszyczek
o%platkami, siada, i ma miazge GO
druzgoce i zdusza. Przerazony
trzaskiempod SODA zgruchotanego
koszyczka, porywa sic z krzese}-.
ka, usiada ma drugi i tam gniecie
spoczywajaca ma MEM suczke DO
nonska Jejmosci.
Tu juz stracii zupefnie glowe,a
ME wicle mySlac, bez pozegnania
i bez zyczen Dosiego Roku - u
cieka. w ucieczce wpada ma ka--
merdynera, niosacego ma points
ku tradycyjnego karpia W sosie,
wytraca mu p6}misek, tfucze go,
a SOS DO sukniach dam j spod-
mach pan6w siedzacych rozlewa.
Biezy "a MIN przyjaciel, jego
wprowadziciel, chcac 60 jakos do
opamietania ~przywr6cic, ale dar-
mo!
Wystraszony i skonfundowany
kawaler co tchu ucieka i sam ME
vie, przez ulice gdzie biezy, az
runa} w rynsztok napehiony wo
da jak d{ugi. Dopiero kapiel zim-
ma przywr6cila mu przytomnosc,
IL poznal, gdzie sic znajduje i
przypomnial sobie, lie to swoja
niesmialoscia i zbytnia bojaznia
szkody wyrzadzi} i ghupstw ma
plata1.
Wiarus. (Winona, Minn.) 1895-1919, 1916-12-21
POJECHAI MA KONWENCYA
DO TOLEDO. 0.

Jan Koscielski, czlonek Gate CT
ty Motor company z Winony, Cd
;echat W towarzystwie panaSchuh
z Rollingstone i pana johnson z
Plainview, W jednym z dwu spe-
cyalnych pociag6w, kolei milwau
ckiej przejezdzajacych W niedzie
le 20 pofudniu przcz Winone u
da;iacych sic IA wsch6d do Tole
do, O. gdzie sic odebedzie olbrzy
mia konwcncya krajowych sprze
dawczy automobilow.
Wiarus. (Winona, Minn.) 1895-1919, 1916-12-21
WiadOmO$ci
MIEJSC0WE.

za1obne nabozenstwo "a dusze S,
p. Henryka Siendewicza.
w piatck, 15go grudnia jake "
miesiac po smicrci S. p. Henryka
Sienkiewicza, odby1o sic W kos
ciele Ssw. Stanisiawa X. zalobne
nabozcnstwo, kt6re odprawi}.
Prev. ks. Kanonik j. Pacholski
"a spok6j duszy najslawniejsze--
go pisarza i patryoty polskiego.
Ma mszy swietej za}obnej znajdo
ya},y sic takze dzieci szkolne.
Wiarus. (Winona, Minn.) 1895-1919, 1916-12-21
Fatality wiecz6r wi:
gilliny-

Ma Jednym z tradycyJnych W
Polscc wieczor6w wigilijnych, pre-
zentowa} pc raz pierwszy pewien
Jegomosc, W pierwszorzednej ro-
dzinie arystokratycznej W War;
szawie, dobrze urodzonego i wy
chowanego ma prowincyi kawale-
ra. Godnego on byl wprawdzie u
rodzenia, i miaf wszelkie przymio
ty do uczciwego pokazania sic ma
wiclkim swiecie, tylko, re ma ME
szczescie, strasznie byl niesmia}y
i bojazliwy. Przyjechali wprowa
dza ma pokojc przcwodnik, wcho-
dzi pierwszy ia sale, Ma kt6rej by
Ii zgromadzeni familia i zaprosze
|r; goscie, idzie "a MIN kawaler.
Napierwszy widok swietnego i J.:
cznego zgromadzcnia, zmieszal
sic, straci} &c wszystkiem przy-
tomnosc i nastepujacej narobi}
history.
Najprz6d zawadzi}a mu sic no.
ga miedzy kobiercem i posadzka,
pociagna} z calej silly kobicrzec i
stojaca ma MIN gotowalnia re
wszystkiem w%ywr6ci}; a W tym
impede potknawszy sic az do zic
mi, uchwyci} "a firanke cd okna,
ratujac sic cd upadku, wyrwal
ja z pretem, stlukl lustro zela-
ZEN, firanke zas, jak plaszcz ja--
kis majac ma sobie do gospodyni
.domu przyszedl. Gdy sic jej kla-
MIA, poslizgnaf sic ma woskowanej
Wiarus. (Winona, Minn.) 1895-1919, 1916-12-21
ZMIANA POWIETRZA SPRO
WADZA ZAZIEBIENIE.

"Zapchana g}owa" zatkany
nos, SciSniete piersi, bolace gar
do So pcwnym oznakiem zazie-
bienia, a dr'a King'a New Disco
very jest skutecznem lekarstwem
'Dawka tego kombinacyjnego an
tyseptycznego balsamu zmieksza
zaognione blony, klaruje glove,
luzuje flegme, oddychacie lat
wiej i sprawia re zaziebienie jest
zniszczone. Traktuje zaziebienie
zawziecie. Do po}owy st6sowany
pozostawia dhugi kaszel. Wezcie
ORA King'a New Discovery do
kad wasz kaszel ME zginie. Przez
II lat ulubione lekarstwo ola
mlodych i starych. U waszych
aptekarzy, SOC. Ogl.
Wiarus. (Winona, Minn.) 1895-1919, 1916-12-21
sPADz z Poc1AGU.

Wielkiem nieszczesciem dotk-
niety zostal 20 letni C. Kern, do
tychczasowy robotnik II Inter
state-Packink Co. gdy go oneg-
daj znalaxl jeden przechodzien "
bliskosci dworca kolei milwauc-
Wiarus. (Winona, Minn.) 1895-1919, 1916-12-21

Przeszio 200 dolar6w wp1ynelo z
kolekty W kosciele.
W niedziele ia sumie " naszym
koscicle sw. Stanislawa r. odby-
Ia sic kolckta ma fundusz odbudo
wanna Polski, kt6ra przynios}a
dwicscie szesc dolar6w ($206) z
centami.
Wiarus. (Winona, Minn.) 1895-1919, 1916-12-21

P0sZUKUJF ZNAJoMYCH.
Rodziny Zantkowskich kt6rzy
pochodza z Karzmierowa z zabo-
ru Pruskiego przybyli do Stanu
Minnesota pred 10 laty-
Nicchaj sic zglosza pod adre-
sem:
Walter Bindek
General Delivery
Detroit, Mich.
Wiarus. (Winona, Minn.) 1895-1919, 1916-12-21

Pan Leon Hamersh z iona i
dziccmi z Minneapolis przybyli
tn IA pogrzeb OLGA s p. Dominica
Hamcrskicgo i zabawili przez Kill
ka dni W Winonic. Odjechali do
Minneapolis W niedziele wieczo-
rem
Wiarus. (Winona, Minn.) 1895-1919, 1916-12-21

Nasza Redakcya zasela wszyst-
kim Przyjaciofom i abonentom
Wiarusa serdeczne zyczenia We
soiych SWAT.
Wiarus. (Winona, Minn.) 1895-1919, 1916-12-21
MA sPRZEDAz.

Wielka farma 275 ARROW. 80 a.
kr6w uprawnych 1855 pieknego
lasu. Sprzedam tanio z budynka-
mi "a 3 tysiace dolar6w z powo~-
du samotnosci. Jest tn bardzo pie
kny klimat. Gale pole jest ogro-
Ozone.
Zg}osic sic pod adresem:
DR.. Medlistee Place
Box 8 Glades, Tenn.
Wiarus. (Winona, Minn.) 1895-1919, 1916-12-21

Wezcie jedna A. Beinhorna ju-
bilerska - optycma karte i 20
baczcie jak mozecie dostac pick
ny zloty zegarek darmo. -
, 1916-02-24
SYNOPSIS

Robsit Strickland is on trial for killing
Gerald Trask in the latter's library at
night. District Attorney Gray declares
Strickland killed Trask, with the aid of
an accomplish. who escaped, for the sake
Of $4,000 in cash, which Strickland had
lust repaid to Trask. The defendant and
Trask were the only two who knew the
combination to the safe. Important fig
ures In the case are Arbuckle, counsel for
the defense, and Glover. who was Trask's
secretary.
Strickland would not make defense,
but law compels him to do so. Mrs.
Strickland disappeared after the shooting.
Mrs. Trask, on stand. tells of telephone
call made on her husband. on the night of
his death. by a woman who would not
give her name.
| have been forced TO believe that she
took her life. | did succeed In finding
Doris, the little daughter of the de-
PENDANT. When you have heard her
story. gentlemen, you will agree with
me that to send Strickland to his death
, 1916-02-24
100000 ARMY
AGREED'F0R u. S.
|,oNTINENTAL SCHEME OVER.
RULED BY THE HOUSE WAR
COMMITTEE.
bic MILITARY STORES
PEACE STRENGTH OF $4,000 MEN
-exPEND $174,ooo,ooo ON
LAND FORCES.
western Newspaper Union News Service.

Washington. National prepared
ness legislation took a long step for
ward III Congress when the House
military committee agreed on the out
line of the army bill it will unani
molsly present for passage. Chair
man Hay was authorized to frame the
measure, which is a compromise fol-
the continental army plan advocated
by former Secretary Garrison and
4 President Wilson. In fact, it goes
that scheme one better. Complete
liberalization of the National Guard
will be substituted for the proposed
4 continentals, and the White House
1 was informed that the committee was
a unit in supporting the plan, only the
language and minor details remaining
to be worked out.
The measur will grant virtually
the entire program mapped out by
| Secretary Garrison for the regular
army, and go even further than he
recommends in providing for reserve
military supplies.
A total peace strength of $3.50 10
men in the standing army and the
guard combined will be provided, with
reserve systems more than to double
the force in war.
The expense for the whole estab
lishment this year is roughly estimat
ed at STA, 900, 900, exclusive of Pan
anna canal defenses, carried IN anoth.
er bill; proposals for additional mill,
tary schools in all states, carried in
the Mcclellan bill f%avorably reported
by the committee with an appropria
ton of SO, $40, 900 for this purpose, and
whatever may later be decided upon
in carrying out a scheme to foster the
fixation of atmospheric nitrogen in
the United States, giving the country
its own supplies for ingredients fol-
explosives.
The first year of the Garrison plan
would have called for a total expendi
ture Of s1S3, 900, OO0.
To complete the committees com
promise with President Wilson on the
continental army, the bill will autho
rize the increase of the regular army
to a total peace strength of 147 900 by
adding ten regiments of infantry, fouI
regiments of field artillery, fifty-two
companies of coast artillery. fifteen
companies of engineers and four aero
sq%uadrons.
, 1916-02-24

would be u gross miscarriage Of JUS
tee. That is all for the present. gen.
tlemen."
Arbuckle resumed his seat at the
counsel table.
During these proceedings the defend
ant, Strickland, showing by his pallor
the effect of his incarceration In the
Tombs prison, across the way, await
ing trial, had sat watching every move
of the legal luminaries on both sides
Al times his hands clinched ~nervously
and he made pronounced efforts to
swallow; again the muscles about his
eyes contracted tensely. He was u
fering acutely.
Yes, he was suffering as only a a
man of education and refinement. one
time head of a happy, prosperous home
who suddenly awakes as from a hide
GUS nightmare to find himself In the
grewsome predicament now confront
Ing.
Suddenly, to the amazement of all
present, as Arbuckle concluded, the &C
, 1916-02-24
Ranger Held for Shooting officer.

Walsenburg.-John w. Wright, I'M
der sheriff Of Huerfcno county, and
rancher, was shot and perhaps fatally
wounded as he stopped from an auto
mobile in front of a hotel. Homer
Potts, range rider, was taken into Gus
tCdy Inc is being held pending the
outcome of Wright's injuries. Potts
was form rly employed by Wright, it
is said. Plans were being made to
take the wounded man to a Pueblo
hospital.
, 1916-02-24
SAYS U. S. SHELLS DO NO HARM
House of Commons Passes New Vote
of Credit.


London.-During the debate in
the House of Commons, SIR Joseph
Walton, Liberal for the Barnsley di-
vision of Yorkshire, criticized the
government for not more carefully
Inspecting munitions received from
the United States.
Care should be taken that we do
not get bad supplies from America"
he said. 81 am informed that of
~twenty-eight shells recently fired by
one of our howitzers at the front,
only four burst"
The House of Commons passed
new votes of credit to the amount
Of G42O. O0O.O OO (s2.1OO. 600, 0OO).
ms Is expected to carry the war to
The end of May, bringing the total
sun appropriated by means of votes
OF credit since the outbreak of the
war to 92,0S2, 600, OOO-a sum. ac-
cording to Premier Asqulth, mot
only beyond precedent but actually
beyond the imagination of any
llh"ncier of this or any other coun-
try"
, 1916-02-24
CHAPTER III.
A Vision of the Past.

FTER the court had settled
down again to its grim duty,
following the wild outburst
of Strickland. the judge or
, 1916-02-24
Indian AGENT Reported Slain.

Flagstaff, Ariz.-Lco Crane, Indian
agent at Keams Canon, Ariz., was
killed by Indians, according to uncon-
ftrmed reports received from Gallup
n. NJ, and Holbrook, Ariz.
, 1916-02-24

cused sprang to his feet. Before MS
counsel could restrain him the prisoner
cried hysterically. with outstretcneu
arms: .
your honor, l won't have it l won't
have my little girl dragged into TINS
case. I've pleaded guilty. I'm willing
to suffer the consequences"
Judge Dinsmore replied calmly:
your Ease is in the hands OF your
counsel. BE silent and be seated.
81 don't want counsel, have no
defense. Why don't you sentence met
Why-why"- be shrieked: lie sat
, 1916-02-24

French Bring Down German Zeppelin.
London.-Another of Germany's big
zeppelin airships has come to grief.
ana 1t is probable that some, If not
"l' of its crew persisted, as it was
ehyeloped in flames as it fell Il earth.
a victim of an %incendiary shell fired
rom a French anti-aircraft gun.
, 1916-02-24

four Killed, Five Hurt, In Air Raid.
Rome.-In raids over the province
OF Brescia and toward Milan, Austrian
aeroplanes killed four persons and
Wounded five.
, 1916-02-24

down, sobbing bitterly, as the Judge
banged his gavel.
, 1916-02-24

Connects with U. P. trains No.
3, West, sos p. IN, and No. 3,
East, 1852 p. IN.
Geo. G. Austin, Supt.
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1916-03-31
SHERIFFS' CASES
TO BE SET TODAY
JUDGE HERvEY WILL ARRANGE
FOR HEARING OF MOTIONS
FOR JUDGMENT
Suit OF Hotehkiss Against Traction
Company Up on Motion-other
Matters in Circuit Court

Judge II. c. Hervey in Part One of
the Circuit Court. Will. today. have be.
lore him the matter of setting a date
Tor trial in the cases OF the county
against DIR. ID. IL Taylor and W. NJ.
Clemans. ex-sherins. Attorney J. IS.
Handlsn. and W. H. Willis OF New
Martinsville will appear for the ex.
sheriffs. while Attorney Nelson e..
Hubbard will appear for the Citizens
Trust and Guaranty Company. surety
Tor Clemans and Taylor. Prosecuting
Attorney ID. a. Mckee and Assistant
Prosecuting Attorney r. A. O'Brien
VIII appear for the state.
a motion for n new trial in the case
OF Trissler against the Baltimore a.
OHIO Will be argued today. as will the
suit of Maybelle Hotchkiss against the
West Virginia Traction and Electric
Company. This case is based on a
fatality near Wheeling Park when "A
collision between the line car and n
regular car took place.
Judge Addleman will hear arru-
ments in a number of cases. while
criminal court viii be blank today.
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1916-03-31

SEE the Inter State a. the Motor
Sto~-"Tre car ~ conspI-uous value"
$3.50. Dealers. let Trin,bie ahovs YOU.
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1916-03-31
SEND DELEGATES
TO "Y" SESSIONS
ASSOCIATION MAY BE
REPRESENTED AT CONVEN
TON IN CLEVELAND
Beard Of Directors viii Hold Monthly
Meeting Next Friday When Dele
gates May be Named

Wheeling viii probably b, represent
I'd by delegates from the local Young
Mems Christian association al the
meeting Of The International associa-
ton Of North American associations.
which viii open FOR tive days al Grays
armory. Cleveland. Friday. Nav Il.
The local repre- stntati'rs will likely
be named a. the board OF directors
meeting to be held Friday evening.
April :.
Eminent men of tho nation will be
present al the convention and deliver
addresses. They viii include Bishop
Mcdowell. DR. J. u Jt-Wett. Ven. Arch
deacon Cody Or. McKensie. Bishop
Mcconnell. Raymond Robins. John 7.
stone. q. +. Wang Hon y W. Rowell
and j ~ Rockefeller Jr
The May meeting Of The association
VIII not be- popular meeting for the
youths. o. was reported. in the an
nounc'm"nt received IN the city. by
General Sccr"t7r! John c. Lynch. nor
an evangelical rally The sessions
viii D" in tLr natur. Of "a legislative
assembly and ISSUES 90 vital import
ance 90 the associations will be con
sidercd
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1916-03-31
MANY MOTIONS IN
CRIMINAL COURT
WERE ARGUED YESTERDAY Be
FORE JUDGE ALAN
ROBINSON
sam julius Case Goes over Uuti Sat.
urday, Pending Action Of JUDGE
n ~ Addieman.

Arguments on motions and tho sub
mirsion % griefs marked the sinees
~ criminal court yesterday before
Judge Alan Robinson When Atforrr,
Earhart appeared to ask action In tho
Sam Julius case o. was found that II
was IN tho circuit court pending before
Judge Addleman 70 vas accoriirrI,
passed until Saturday when b. I.
thought some action Will boz taken
ln The case % tho state AGAINST DR.
Felix 70 Newman. brIrfs we're suI
United 90 th" court .uU.farUaurE .
plea Tor former Jeopardy and decision
was reserved until Saturday In nr
case % The state against George Uuf.
man. special pleas we're filed and arrl
menf was continued until Saturday
Proceeding Attorney Mckee filed
his own affidavit in fHc case ~ fufI
Iohnfor. and tho motion fo qr1s1 fhr
ind .rfmenf was argued and submitted
decision v.Il bo rendered SATURDAY
Tho caro ~ Walter Urr. u4. passed
ss wac the case against Charles Given
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1916-03-31
MADE THEIR HOME
IN JUDGES OFFICE
selIAiRE FOREIGNERS ADOPT
NOVEL SCHEME TO GET AP-
PllCATiON PAPERS
Wouid-6e American Soldiers Say You
Have to Do ACTIVE" Service in
Armies Of Their Native Land

ANY old place Is home sweet home
10 two Bellaire foreigners who applied
yesterday for citizenship papers be-
lore Clerk Geo. T.. Boyd. AT the local
federal building. When they were
told they would have to 20 To 81
Clairsville to hle their applications
because they were residents or bel
mont county. one OF The men thought
OF novel scheme lie removed his
hat. hung II upon the clothes rack IA
the Office and said judge. any old
place ! hang my nat is where live. d"
Clerk Boyd then issued TIE nrst pap
err IN the petition and the ZONES of
The applicants We're specified as the
federal building. Twelfth and Chap
line streets
The two men were Paul Boenish.
age %. employed DIS coal miner and
born in Germany. and Frank BerloZ-
nix. age u and born iu Austria. Both
men wanted To enlist al the local /.
). Army recruiting Office yesterday.
but We're informed by Sergeant Evans
that they would have To nj, their first
papers in their declaration of inten-
lions To o. come an American citizen
before their applications could be con
sidered They were willing to become
subjects of Uncle sam and were di-
rected To Clerk BOyd's office
Boenish and Berloznik came TO this
country March -. 1871 aboard the
same boat. emisratins from Antwerp.
Belgium. When the men were asked
why they did not return TO Germany
and join the army there one of them
replied. "Oh, that's active service.
there They will be examined Tor
enlistment by Lieut.. Davis. OF Pitts
burgh. today
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1916-03-31
-

used against any nation or nations
who refuse 10 keep an agreement to
try arbitration OF Cancellation before
going TO war The other three pro
pOsals are for an International court
an international council OF consultation.
and a code Of international law.
Mr.. Taft's letter inviting the mayor
fo boz present AZ the Washington CON
ference. also asks him 90 appoint dole
yates thereto. and points out that the
Taft league d. "nostop.fIe. war-movc-
mrnt. no anti proparednoss movement.
1D pcacc.atauy-prioe enIeavor." but
IAN earnest effort by practical mon
.o bring about. after fha close ~ the
European war. e. cooperation among
fhe nations which win t.nd to make
peace more permanent and war less
probable
SIR Tar has sent muar invita-.
zion 90 Governor Henry ID Hatfield.
asking hIm fo represent Tho state por.
.0rHI'. and to send state delegate fo
ffe Washington conference
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1916-03-31

ecker in police court yesterday morn
ing on a charge Of falling TO keep his
place cleaned up He was arraigned
by Health Officer A. r. Cameron,
whose story was corroborated by OFF,
GERS Moran and Crimson of the city
police force.
Pat Kelley drunk. was fined five
and costs or ten days. Joe Burke.
charged with hitting girl at No. 3
Twenty-third street. was fined ten and
costs
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1916-03-31
FOUND GUILTY OF
SWITCHING ROLLS
MIKE 5ERMlS WORKED THE OLD
MONEY GAME AND COT
CAUGHT.
Jury m Criminsl Court Was out but
Fifteen Minutes-Motton for New
Trial 20 Be Argued Saturday.

Nit" H'rm.-. Svede. charged with
-NfrlIuE rolls OF money. was found
guilty hN q jury in criminal court YES.
'"riaN after fifteen minutes delibera
lion motion Tor now trial was
immediately made and was passed un-
ul saturday. when i Will be- argued
Attorney sheridan Moore appeared for
b"fuie. Tho complaining witness was
iaul IlrhU. who said that Beruis Trad.
cd him a roll Of tissue paper covered
Win case note. Tor sixty dollar.
In" jury trying 'I. case was com.
posed OFF Dom Sells e. % Riley. 4 w.
i.Hr. q D. PRECISE. Leo GaFIam R u
pfn. A Cd NE.ra Howard MarkIe. "a.
' Iar. Frank Tar.. William Nicksr.
SON arI Thomas Cunningham
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1916-03-31
OWNER
Fined in Police Court on a CHARGE OF
Allowing His Place Of Business
To Be Filthy.

Joe Meredith. restaurant owner. who
conducts a place al Tweniy-fourth and
Market streets. was fined five and
costs or ten days in Jail by Judge Hon
The weekly Iberian. (New Iberia, La.) 1894-1946, 1916-03-25

A word to the wise is waste of
breath.
The weekly Iberian. (New Iberia, La.) 1894-1946, 1916-03-25
WOMAN PLANTATION
MANAGER.

Eight hundred acres ia some
thing of a good sized farm, yet
this Is what Mrs John MacDowell
OF Lake Arthur, La, has acquired
and will manage. The plantation
has two large pumping stations
ana numerous canals. About
three thousand orange trees are
an important feature of the plan
tation. With the necessa ry
amount of intelligence to operate.
and the necessity for contrIbut
Ing a goodly sum to the taxes of
her region IL is significant that
because she Ia a woman. this
plantation managers opinion 10
or no account at the ballot box.
Louisiana women are no better
protected than women OF other
states which value votes for won.
en-. What's the reasonq Just
plain prejudices Let California
answer with it's voting women
and Its wonderful progress.
The weekly Iberian. (New Iberia, La.) 1894-1946, 1916-03-25
THE BYpLAY MINSTREIS

Mr.. IDterlocutor, can you tell me
why q room fnll Of married PEG
pie Is like an empty roomW
mo, Mr. Bones, cannot. Will
you tell us why9'
"Because there Ia not a single
person in it,"
every good, Mr.. Bones. And
what have you to say this even.
ing, Mr. Tambog"
"Can you tell me how many
eggs man can eat on an empty
stomacbg'
"No, Mr.. Tambo, cannot.
Will you tell us how mapyF
zone. Because after that his
stomach wouldn't be emptyq"
"After the smoke had cleared
away, and the blood has been
mopped from the stage. Mr.
Let's Lyncbym will render that
pathetic ballad, sTen Million
Squirrels Have Starved to Death
Since Henry Ford's Ship Steamed
Away'v
The weekly Iberian. (New Iberia, La.) 1894-1946, 1916-03-25

Hammond, La, March 20 =
DeDham Springs. Walker, Doyle
A lhany and Hammond were visit
I'd Monday by John Nj Paikp
aud Edwin 8. Broussard an,
their attacks on the boss system
the ring element and the prodi
gallty with which the peoples
money ie spent by the politicians
Of the state were renewed will
vlgor and never failed to meel
hearty applause,
Before leaving BATON Rouge,
the candidates were assured thai
their friends and supporters were
leaving nothing updone TO bring
about a victory in their behalf in
East Baton Rouge parish. Par
ker .suppU teie are strong in the
belief that East Baton Rouge par
ish will give majority vote for
their candidates
Harry w. Fitzpatrick retureed
Monday from a trip throug h
three parishes, where he made
speeches Saturday and Sunday.
He reports strong swing Of sen.
timent TO the Parker cause. lie
said: 'Tbere is no longer any
question that John M. Parker
will come to New Orleans with a
large majority from the parishe 8.
Just how great bis lead over Colo
mel Pleasant Will be is the prob.
lem which interests me strongly.
but anyone who has witnessed the
unprecedented enthusiasm of the
crowds that gather to listen to
Mr.. Parker must concede that il
will be considerable.
Could every voter in Louisiana
hear him before election day, he
would be elected by two out of
every three ballots cast. In
Plaquemine Sunday, where John
l. Mitchell was exceedingly strong
four years ago, the Parker meet
ing was q tnmultuous revelation
or strength: Five prominent men
who wore rooster buttons to the
rally, at it's close assured Mr..
Parker personally tina: he would
receive their unqualified support.
Regular Democrats, Good Gov.
'rnment adherents, Socialists, are
= u united in preaching a holy war
'fpolltical rebellion against state. |
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