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TaÌˆgliche Omaha tribuÌˆne. [volume] (Omaha, Nebr.) 1912-1926, 1916-01-20
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TaÌˆgliche Omaha tribuÌˆne. [volume] (Omaha, Nebr.) 1912-1926, 1916-01-20
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The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1916-12-14
BY CARL w. AckERMAN

UNITED Press STAFF Correspondent
DUlSBURG. Germany, Nov. 10.
(By Mail.)-In a little apartment on
Hindenburgstrasse today sits an old
American general, who is waiting for
the war to end 80 he can return to
the United States.
This aged hero Of Lincoln's day is
Major General Osterhaus. only sur.
viving major general OF the Civil war.
father Of Admiral Osterhaus Of the
United States navy and grandfather
of Lieutenant Osterhaus. U. s. N.
Major General Osterhaus will soon be
IS.
The general, whose hair and beard
are creamy white, sat in his library
reading war news when American
newspapermen called today ito pay
their respects. He is vigorous and
alert and appears still to be in his
seventies. His joy at seeing Ameri-
cans was great and he beamed with
happiness. Repeatedly he asked that
his greetings be sent to America and
to say that he was "going back as
soon as the war was ended"
Major General Osterhaus discussed
many phases of the war with the
greatest zeal. He Is great admirer
of Field Marshal Won Hindenburg and
he believes the war would have been
ended long ago il Hindenburg had
been made chief Of the general stan
at the beginning.
"Hindenburg Is the greatest general
the world has produced" he said.
He would have defeated Napoleon
the first day."
Major General Osterhaus' library
is like an old Civil War museum. One
of his desks. ! believe. was given to
him by President Johnson. On his
desk were autograph photos OF Lin
coin. Johnson and other American
statesmen Of the Civil war period. He
has the keenest recollection of fire.
Quent meetings with Lincoln and
members Of his cabinet. Johnson ap.
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1916-12-14
CREAM FOR CATARRH
OPENS UP M0S1RIlS
Tells How TO Get Quick Relief
from Head Colds. lt's Splendid! .

in enc minute your clogged nos
trils will open. the air passages OF
yOui head will clear and you can
breathe freely. No more hawking.
snuhing. blowing. hearache, dryness.
No struggling for breath at night;
your cold or catarrh will be gone.
Get small bottle OF Ely's Cream
Balm from your druggist now. Apply
a little Of this fragrant, antiseptic.
healing cream in your nostrils. It
penetrates through every air passage
OF the head, soOthes the inhamed or
swollen mucous membrane and relief
comes instantly.
It's just fine. Don't stay stuffed-up
with a cold or nasty catarrh-relief
somes so quickly.-Adv.
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1916-12-14
OUCH! LAME BACK
RUB lUMBAGO OR
BACkACAE away
nun PAIN RIGHT OUT WITH
SMALL TRIAL DOTTLE or Oil
PENETRATING "sT. JACOD'N
OIL"

Kidneys cause backache! No!
They have no nerves. therefore can
not cause pain. Listen! your back.
ache Is caused by lumbaEo. sciatica
or n strain. and the quickest relief II
soothing. penetrating st. Jacobs
OIL" Rub II right on your painfu.
back. and instantly the soreness. stiis.
ness and inmeness disappears. Don't
stay crippled! Get q small trial bot
tie OF "st. Jacobs Or from your
druggist and Timber up. A moment
after It 10 applied you'li wonder what
became 0f the backache or lumbago
pain.
Rub old. honest st. Jacobs OIL
whenever you have seiatica. neural.
Eia. rheumatism or sprains. - u ID
absolutely harmless aud doesn't burn
the skin.-Adv.
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1916-12-14
American Boxer Got Il
in "Capoeiragem" Game

with the agility Of cat His right
foot swept under the boxer, and "a
he fell the left foot caught him full
on the neck and jaw,
About a month later the American
athlete was discharged from the hos.
pital The lump on his jaw where
the compound fracture healed was
put there by "capoeiragem," the man.
ly art OF selfdefense." as the Brazil.
ian understands II.
"Capoeiragcm" originated with the
negro slaves In the Brazil Of the old
days. and 1t is the only game played In
this country that is Of truly national
origin. Played or fought as the run.
away slaves. cornered by their pnr.
suers fought IL. "capoeiragem" was
bloody and often fatal to both oppo-
nents.
When in deadly earnest. the Ca.
poeira" held a knife or razor between
his toes. trick easily managed by
those wLo ran barefoot all their lives
and who practiced the game from in.
fancy.
Today the game has developed into
a science. is taught in the gymnasium.
and Is one Of the school boys chief
amusement during play hours. There
are no fouls. No part Of the body Is
free from attack. and every part Of
the body is in full play. As means
Of self.defense. its supporters claim
II is more eficient than boxing.
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1916-12-14
BY n. q. ROBERTSON


United Press Staff Correspondent,
RIO DE JANElRO., Nov. 2O.-(By
NaiD--A wandering American athlete
"barnstormed' into this city to "cop
a little easy money" and got u broken
jaw for his pains,
He was good boxer. He said so
himself. He said It in the news
papers and offered 5000 gold to who.
s,ever would stay ten rounds witn
him.
Nothing doing.
The box" is game foreign 10
Erazil Wen. he could wrestle. He
offered the same prize to whosoever
would remain fifteen minutes with
him on the mat. Again nothing do.
ing. The full Nelson. hammerlock,
and toe holds are mythical PROPOSE.
tions to Brazil. The third challenge
offered the purse for any style of
fighting which the Brazilian athletes
would be pleased to name. Then there
was something doing.
In a packed theater the boxer
wrestler stepped out to meet the
"come-on." They shook hands. backed
away and closed. The boxers right
shot to where the Brazilian's jaw
should have been. 1t was not there.
The others open left hand came back
to the boxers face and swung him a
fraction Of an inch on his balance.
The Brazilian dropped onto his hands
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1916-12-14
LEGAL NOTICES
SUMMONS

SUMMONS
In the Circuit Court. In and for the
County OF Klamath and State OF
Oregon.
Jennie Sawyer, Plaintiff.
Robert Sawyer. Defendant
To Robert Sawyer. Defendant. above
named.
In the name Of the State Of Oregon:
You are hereby required to appear
and answer the complaint hled
against you In the above entitled suit
on or before the 30th day OF Dectm-
Der. 1915. that being the last day Of
the time prescribed In the order Of
publication Of this summons. and II
you fall 10 to appear. plead. answer.
demur. or otherwise move. for want
thereof plaintiff will apply to the
court for tint relief prayed for In her
complaint. to-wit:
For q decree dlssoiving the bonds
OF matrimOny now existing between
the plaintiff and attendant, upon the
grounds OF willful desertion on the
part OF the defendant fof more than
one year previous to the instituting
Of this suit.
This summons 10 served upon you.
the said defendant. BY the publica-
tion thereof In the Evening Herald.
public newspaper OF general cir.
culation. printed and published at
klamath Falls. klamath County. Ore
gon. once . week. for six consecutive
weeks. the hrst publication being
made November 1S. 1915. ana the
last publication December 10. 1915.
by order Of the Honorable D. v. Kuy.
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1916-12-14
DANCED BEFORE
|TAlY's QUEEN
SALESMAN FOR ARTIFICIAL LEG
CONCERN DANCES "oAME LEG
7aoT" seroae QUEEN HELENE.
THINKING. HEe NURSE.
BY JOHN n. HEARtEY

UNITED Press Stan Correspondent
ROME. Nov. 15.-(By MaiD-How
All American salesman tried TO sell q
..oden leg to the Queen OF Italy un
der the impression that she was q
RED Cross nurse was told here toda,
fer the first time.
&. c. Swain. a breezy drummer foI
an artificial limb maker OF Washing
ton. ID. C.. had been doing his best "a
place an order with the hospital com
mittee representing the Italian gov
ernment. Just as he was on the
verge of giving TIE gentlemen uD as
bad prospects IN came most charm
ing black-eyed ndrse. and Charlie,
taking heart. stared all over again
for her benefit.
''It's all a question Of getting sci
to it," said Swcin. "See. can sE!n
around on mine Ike top!' SwaiG
suited the action fn the word. F,r
swain's best sample was his own left
leg.
Swain unwOiihd every inch OF his
line OF talk. Over the mysterious
frowns and rcsr'essness OF the co.o
mitteemen he gave her much unsoli.
cited Information. Ee told her OF his
climb to the skysc-aping dome OF st
Peters. II che didn't believe IT.. she
could ask the g'Iidc who had seen his
performance and lad received h.a
card.
Afterward. he caught up a chair
and danced the "grizzly bear" gliding
gradually into a hesitation" He
ended his dancing spree with a bit Of
the "tanH"
Apparently amazed >and amused at
his stunts. the black-eyed nurse made
her thanks and disappeared.
The American salesman. thereupon,
turned again to the committee. He
met laundering storm OF wrath.
sFool! fool" roared the chorus Of
voices: didn't you know that was
Her Majesty. Helene. Queen of Italy?'
Holy smoke!" sighed Swain. ITO
think had golden opportunity and
used 1t like a nickle-plated one!"
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1916-12-14
Boxes for Hunters Placed

MUNISING. Mich. Dec. 14.-Food
boxes for lost hunters are being spread
throughout Northern Wisconsin woods
today as a result OF the recent near
tragedy Of Chicago hunter who was
lost in the woods for four days and
found nearly starved. In addition to
the boxes containing food, there are
knives. forks. spoons and matches.
Hunters are asked to report anyone
tampering with the food boxes. There
are about 10000 hunters in the woods
here trying TO bag deer.
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1916-12-14
SUMMONS

SUMMONS
IN Jua,ice Court. In and for tho Dis.
trict of Linkville. County OF
klamath and State Of Oregon.
klamath Hardware Company.
"a corporStion). Plaintiff.
~.
NJ. l.. Wells, Defendant.
To N. l.. Wells. Defendant. above
named.
In the name OF the state OF Oregon !
You are hereby required 70 appear
aud answer tho complaint nlcd
against you In tho above entitled
action on or bcforc tho aoth day es
December. 1915. that being tho ias.
day Of tho tlme prescribed In tho Or
dor Of publication of this summons.
and II you fall 20 10 appear. plead,
demur. or otherwise movc. for want
thereof. plaintiff will apply to the
court for tho relief prayed for In It's
complaint. to-wit:
For = judgment against you In tho
sum Of ono hundred thirty-nins and
S0-i00 (S13s.S0) dollars. for goods.
wares and merchandise sold and Dc.
itvsred 10 you. and costs OF suit aud
that tho property attached DO sold 10
satisfy judgment that may herein be
obtained.
This summons 10 served upon you.
tho said defendant. By the pabiiicn.
tion thereof In the Evening Herald.
q public newspaper Of general circu.
lation. printed and published at
klamath Fails. KlsmssA County.
Oregon. once q week. for six eonss-
cutive weeks. the nrst publication be-
Ing made November 10. 1915. and
the last publication December -.
1915. by order OF u. w. Oowen. Jus
tice Of the Peace. In and for the Dis
trict Of Iinkviiie. County OF kiam-
ath. and state OF Oregon. which said
order was made. entered. dated AID
died In this action on November Is.
1915.
W. ". A. RENNER.
Attorney for Plaintiff.
is-33.ao: Dec. 7.i+.3i.3S.
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1916-12-14
TAKE SALTS TO
FLUSH KIDNEYS
EAT LESS MEAT ~ YOU FEEL
oAckAcHY OR HAVE BLADDER
TROUBLE

Meat forms uric acid which excites
and overworks the kidneys in their ct.
forts 70 filter It from the system. Reg.
ulaf eaters OF meat must flush the
kidneys occasionally. You must relieve
them like you relieve your bowels; 10.
movins all the acids. waste and poison.
else you feel duh misery in the kid.
ney region. sharp pains in the back or
sick headache. dizsiness. your stomach
sours. tongue is coated and when the
weather IL bad you have rheumatic
twinges. The urine Ii cloudy. full of
sediment; the channels often get irri.
tated. obliging you to get up two or
three times during the night.
To neutraiize these Irritating acids
and Aush on the bodys urinous waste
ct about four ounces Of Jad Salts from
any pharmacy; take . tablespoonful in
. giass Of water before breakfast for q
few days and your kidneys will then
act Ans and bladder disorders disap.
pear. This famous salts Is made from
the scid at grapes and lemon Juice.
combined with lithia. and has been
psed Tor generations to clean and stim-
ulats slugsish kidneys and stop blad.
der irritation. Jad Salts ID inexpensive.
harmless and makes . delightful effer-
vsscent llthis water drink which mil.
Hans e msn and women take now and
theat thus avoiding serious kidney and
hlAd6er disoases.-Adv.
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1916-12-14

NVSSV0 - uWOSSsss1~sVuO dosO
Notice 10 hereby given that the un.
dsrsigued pouudmaster Of the city OF
Klamath Falls. O.cs.n did imp0rnl q,
the pound OF aAti city the follow irR
described animals:
November 23-One white mare. old.
weight about go pounds:
November 27.--Onc bay marc. old.
branded % aa Sisht hip. weight 1000
pounds:
December lone black mare. old.
no brand visiblc. ring bone on left
froat foot.
December lone %.ycar-oid ssldinG.
black. with white stripe In face. no
brannd visible. weight about lls0.
December l-One 3.ysar.old oily.
black. no brand visible. weight about
900 pounds.
And that uuicas the owner or own
err Of said animal. or other person or
persons having IN interest therein shall
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1916-12-14
TWO THoUsTNo PAIR MORE
SHOES COMING

Must have more room for them. 80
will close out my line OF suit cases
bags and purses Of all kinds. pocket
knives and razor strops. and our en-
tire line Of harness goods. show cases.
Lots OF goods at less than half the
Wholesale price. They must go--and
quick.
BRADLEY SUPPLY CO.
lit 721 Main Street.
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1916-12-14
Only Major General Of
Civil War in Germany

pointed him American consul at
Havre. France. after the Civil war.
Before that he was the first governor
general of Louisiana after the state
was admitted to the Union.
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1916-12-14
N"''c" Inviting Proposal. N -
cny OF klamath Falls inD,s,. .'
lncnt llOn,is. "0ve.

WcuS SbNtls.
Sealed proposals will bo ,o..,..,
Sy tho Police judge OF tn. cIt, wv !,
klamath Falls Oregon, nm N wv WV ot
clnd'ns Monday, January -s,h' ~ 's,. ~
at the hour OF 3 o'clock y. m -. .'.'' -.
purchase OF City OF klamath r,,,. ~ a'
pfo'cmen' bonds. nggrcxa,lnr :.
amount eleven thousand tou, "
drod and fourteen aud b,.ioo a." NV
tt.ap dollars These bona. ~
authorized by ordinance No 40. =, :,
sa'd city. aud win mature In ~
years from date OF issue; md A.. y" ~
tionai after one year, and moy n.
deemed In numerical order a, ~.
option OF the city at any semI.,r,n,, -,
coupon period, ut or after on. y...
from date ~ Issue,
These bonds ARE authorized Ia ~.
Vide funds for payment Of ,he eo., =,
grading and improving OF El.vs,,h
street from main street 10 Uph.m
street. exclusive OF United stnts. ,o,
crnmehi irrigation cana, right a, ~,
and tpham street from la iu,.r....
tion with Eleventh street 10 pros,.,,
street. including intersections
These bonds will be sold n N.
highest and bcs, bidder for cash %,
not less than par value mud accrued
interest: and viii bear interest no, IN
exceed six per cent &c pcr eent)
Each proposal to purchase must ,.
accompanied by check for s per
cent Of the nmoun, OF bid. certified by
some rcsponsiblc bank. payable to u.
city Of klamath Falls.
Proposals must be- sealed and On.
iorscd Proposal to Purchase In.
provcmcnt bonds"
Tho common council reserves The
riGht to reject amy and all bids and
proposals.
Dated nj klamath Falls. Oregon.
December . 1916.
A. l.. LEAviTT.
Police Judge Of the City Of klamath
Falls. Oregon. l3.S IL
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1916-12-14
NOTICE

NOTICE
There are funds In the City Treas
ury for the payment Of the following
First Unit Street Improvement war
rants: Nos. 10. II. &:. -. ~. 70. ~,
Interest ceases from date hereof,
Dated at klamath Falls. Ore. this
18th day Of December. 1916.
J. w. sIEMENS.
l3.5t City Treasurer.
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1916-12-14
SENATE WON'T KEEP OUT
AL JApANgse pgoPLG Z

WASHINGTON. d. c. Dec, H.
The senate today defeated an ausad'
ment to the immigration hill which
would exclude FROM the Unitsd states
all japanese. including those ad'
mittcd under cxiating treaties and
under tho "gcntlemen's agreement"
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1916-12-14

kendall. Judge Of the Circuit Court
Of KMmath County. Oregon. which
said order was made. entered. dated
aad died 10 this suit on November
Is. ieis.
". II. A. RENNER.
Attorney for Plaintiff.
i6.aS.S0; psc. 7.l<.3is3s.
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1916-12-14
AsRE.s YOUR CHANCE

Buy q lot In Nichols Addition. just
half block from ttth street pavement.
One for $3.50. spet cash. and another
Tor $500 on terms - easy you'll never
miss the money. chlieets. eSS Maln...'2
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1916-12-14

WANTED-Woman for housework;
no laundry work: best of wages.
Inquire to o'clock at 216 Oak
street. -. 9-5ts
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1916-12-14

Let "him" select his own gift-give
him Christmas certifieate-k. x. X
Store. 1924
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1916-12-14
RED cress Us.. Asrep,anss

LONDON. Doc. 1.-THE Rcd Cross
headquarters here utltises aeroplanes
for sending urgently needed supplies
to base hospitals In France.
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1916-12-14

Ask chlieots Ier . calendar. Call
63S Main street. 1SIN
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1916-12-14

Miss Tsianina Redfeather. a Greek
Indian. who says she Is n direct dc.
scendant OF Tecumseh. has captured
official and social Washington by her
delightful singing OF Indian songs. She
was reared In Oklahoma. and was for.
tunate enough to attract the attention
OF a philanthropist who provided for
her education. She has justified the
confidence OF her patron by earning
and paying back practically all the
money advanced for her education. and
Is giving promise Of brilliant career.
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1916-12-14

FINE ITALIAN EMBROIDERY and
cut work. Imported direct. Prices
reasonable. Next to P. O. 12-tf
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1916-12-14

MISCELLANEOUS
High school girl would like to stay
with children Of evenings. Enquire
Herald once. 12-3ts
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1916-12-14

What will become ef your wife and
children. " you srs taken sick Or ere
injured o. k'i'sdi 10 your conscience
eisar7
ETNl.Ize
cests - little, you never mIss the
money. ovt will provide Tor your
family when YOU can't.
ls-tf chilcoTG. Agent.
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1916-12-14
Herald s Classified Advs.
FOR SALE

tOR SALE-Lot on Eleventh ST..
4rx1S0 feet, with $2e0 Improve
n:ents. Water and scwe. connec-
ti,ne. Price, $3.50. !nluite at s0a
lNlsventh st. S-6t'
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1916-12-14
FOR RENT

FOR RENT-Furnished apartments
at the Oregon House, Sixth and
klamath. S-6t'
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1916-12-14

is.33.3o: Dec. 7.i%.3i.3S.
New Britain herald., 1916-03-03

Modesty is to be the keynote of the Spring fashion book, we learn from the costumers. The frocks will be f1ounced and draped to the ankles and the bodices will be patterned with long sleeves and what semblance of neck and shoulders shown must peep through a tiny, weeny, slittle "V" yoke. Heavens, how styles do change! But that is not all. There is another and greater innovation which milady's style must undergo. Horrors! We refrain from delving into the subject. So let the stylist of plaining, to witt
 "Black underwear? Impossible' the average woman exclaims at the mere suggestion. But wait till she tive. And with the all black frock or under the black lace blouse it is considered quite the thing.
 Made of f1lmy Georgette crepe either with or without lining of white crepe, it is dainty enough to suit the most fastidious woman, and sets off the milky whiteness of her skin.
 There is a charming little night robe, or, if you wish, a simple sip-on or negligee for milady to wear about In her room It is trimmed with f1lmy black lace and a discreet use of jet bandings."
 How styles do change!
New Britain herald., 1916-03-03
CORE IS GORED.

The State Department today re- lived direct from Berlin an of1cia l port that it is commonly reported the German capital that the Presi- hnt is doomed to be defeated bv a Pte of five to one in Congress.
 The Presidents advisors are abso- |tely satisfied that if the German government should be convinced that Ie President has been unhorsed the m T1rpttz element in Berlin will de- and that the submarine warfare laH be pursued relentlessly ire 'ective of international law or any
 the rights of neutraIs.-Washing II dispatch.
 And now what will the von Tirpitz ement do when it learns that the nited States Senate stands back of
 c President 6S strong to A weak? rely the laugh will be on the other le of the mouth. The Gore resp ton seeking to abandon the rights
 American citizens has been tabled. ld there is to be no discussion. It's thor should meet the same fate aen he comes up for reelection.
New Britain herald., 1916-03-03
,. hfCmlLL.A AN 109-2O1-2O3 MAIN STREET.

commanding moment. The fond hopes of parents in regard to tic careers of their children need not be disa ppointed so often. Why were Americans so thirsty a hundred years ago? Because, as many travellers tes- tify, their main food was salt pork. Had they stuck to vegetables they would have been artists aesthetics, "precious" writers. Lamb and mutton should be the food of pacifistsT or should it be goose? Rare roast beef for warriors, ostrich steak and chic ken heart for politicians, oysters for diplomatists, guinea fowl for orators. and so on.
 Professor Jaffas theory is in per feet accord with the theory and mis- understood practice of cannlballSn You ate your enemy to incorporate his virtues His heart and liver gave vou his courage and frlghttulness. Canniba1ism was plan of charac- ter-formation even more carefully thought out than Professor Jaffas.