Omaha daily bee., 1916-02-13

You're talking double Dutcht"
said Halliday gently. what in the
world have ] done now7"
BLUM doesn't go down." returned
the editor. "Alderton saw you the
other night on the East Side, doing
the cheap Jack business, selling stun
from barrow. You were disguised
a bit, of course. but he knew II was
YOU, because you were wearing some
CHASTITY Red Indian robe he once
saw In your rooms. He told me
himself. Once seen. never forgot
ten, he said the thing was. There
YOU were, outrageously clothed,
perched upon a barrow, bawling at
the top OF your voice, and generally
making fool of yourself. Just
stop i'll"
But on my honor" spluttered
Halliday.
You're a newspaper man." said
the editor sharply, "and l want no
explanations. II hear of Il again
you get the quick push. immediate,
lnstanter. and no resurrections.
Please don't stand there looking
like tired fishl I'm busyp
That night, when work was done,
Halliday went. heavy hearted. in
search OF Bill. He had imagined
many evil tricks that the dressing
gown might play on him. but not
this development.
After half an hours wandering,
the pilgrim heard a voice he knew.
1t was verify the voice of Bill.
Dressing gowned, he shone like a
human sun. He stood firm upon a
barrow; on his left hand was a
basket filled with boxes of pills; on
his right hand was a pile of little
packets OF cement. He was doing a
roaring trade.
Thus Halliday met his dressing
gown again.
Bill had found good use for IT. IL
caught sight Of him on the out
skirts OF the crowd, nodded dis
family, and then sneered openly.
Fascinated spell-bound, Halliday,
the captive listened TO the raucous
shouting of Bill, clothed In that
nameless thing that was all the gor-
geous East at once.
II should be added that this.
equipment was completed by a red
velvet smoking-cap, and an old
medal on the front OF the other up
holstery.
Ladies and gentlemen. you see
now before you n Rarjar from the
Heast, wearing the State robes In
which he dined last Tuesday week
with the Sultan OF Morocco. / have
come from the bloomin' Heast. pure
ly TO benefit the people by my mar
vellous remedies that win cure any
thing, from a crack in the wall 10 a
cut in the neck"
He picked up two packets OF
cement, In brown and white covers.
"Fust, the cement, in BRAIN and
white packets. The price Is a mere
trifie. You can have two of the
BRAIN, and one OF the white. You
can have two OF the white, an one
OF the BRAIN. The BRAIN II for
chinar, an the white is for glass
] repeat, the BRAIN Is for chinar.
an the white is for glass! And /
guarantee that with this marvellous
cement, using II for any household
article. II will remain as ARMAND
as hard-as II Il had never been
broken or otherwise frackshured.
Then these ERE pills. My friends"
Bill leaned forward, and spoke as
though he were Andrew Carnegie
handing over a million dollar IL
brary-"I do not exaggerit when 1
tell you all TO your face that these
pills will cure any mortal thing
al the hills TO which our pore. weak
flesh Is air BE wise IN time,
spots before the eyes, pains In the
back, spasms across the Joints, at
Fiction OF the aural proclivitieE. a
rackln' corr, crooked kidneys, gid
diness, and total loss OF sight; and
this dreadful list Of diseases ends