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St. Johnsbury Caledonian. [volume] (St. Johnsbury, Vt.) 1867-1919, 1916-03-01

The w. C. L. u. will meet with Mrs
Mary McGill Thursday afternoon.
A son was born to Mr.. and Mrs
George Hall. Thursday, Feb. "a.
Freeman Pettis moved Monday
from Willis Clough's to one of Roy
Brothers houses in Copenhagen. Eu-
gene Ciough and family of Littleton
n. H, will live with Mrs. Clough.
Ward Blandin spent Saturday in st
Johnsbury.
Ben Copper spent last week in Or
leans visiting relatives.
Mr. and Mrs. Frank Champany Wis
tied Mr.. and Mrs. Oliver Amell Sun
day.
St. Johnsbury Caledonian. [volume] (St. Johnsbury, Vt.) 1867-1919, 1916-03-01

Rupert Franklin was in Woodsville
on business Thursday
The children of the different schools
around are to give an exhibition on
Tuesday, Feb 20.
A splendid temperance sermon was
preached by the Rev. Lloyd Simpson
Of Ryegate at the M. w. A. hall Sun
day.
The progressive whist party held
Tuesday evening was enjoyed by all.
The first prize was awarded to Rupert
G. Franklin and the consolation prize
to Emmett Bowen.
Mrs. c. o. Valley was called to Lis
bon by the illness of her grandmother.
John Pilotte entertained his broth
er, Elery Pilotte of Burlington. Friday
and Saturday. Mr.. PiIotte attended
the leap year ball and returned TO
Burlington Saturday
Mrs. c. F. Cutting of Concord visit
ed her mother, Mrs. c.. M. Wallace,
one day last week.
r. E. Batten was in Woodsville
Saturday.
G. A. Anderson was at McIndoes
Wednesday,
Charles Wilson has been quite ill
the past week but was able to return
to his work Monday morning.
Mrs. Fred Robinson returned to her
home at Rouses Point last week and
took her little sisser, Eleanor Wilson,
with her.
"a. G. Bedell, Correspondent
John Clark returned from Burling-
ton last Tuesday after spending a
short time with his family.
G. L. Cowan went to Boston Satur-
day to spend the weekend, returning
home Monday.
Merrill Gibson of st. Johnsbury
academy spent the weekend with his
brother, John Gibson.
Mr.. and Mrs. Clarence Bedell enter
at their home The evening was pleas
antly passed with games, music, etc.
Among those from out of town who
attended the leap year dance and were
entertained by friends here were Mr..
and Mrs. v. E. Howard of Wells River
at F. H. Powers Mrs. Cinnamond of
McIndoes at Ralph Gymer's, Miss
Bently of Wells River at Clarence Be-
dells, and Miss Florence Glynn at H
W. Smiths.
Mr.. and Mrs. H. A. Leighton of
Bath, N. H, spent Wednesday at Clar-
ence BedelPs.
AT the Congregational meeting held
at the hall Wednesday night, John
Smith, Thomas Manchester and H. w
Smith were elected elders of this mis-
sion church.
Mr.. and Mrs. Harry Chamberlin and
St. Johnsbury Caledonian. [volume] (St. Johnsbury, Vt.) 1867-1919, 1916-03-01
EAST BARNET

Mrs. C. w. Tilton, Correspondent
Mrs. Wood has been quite sick with
the grip.
Mrs. ]. r. Moore and Mrs. F. A.
Lindsay visited at Charles Somers at
Passumpsic Thursday.
Charles Harvey has been sick the
past week with the grip.
Anna Liberty was taken to her
home in st. Johnsbury quite sick, one
day last week.
r. B. Gammen spent one day last
week in Waterford.
Mrs. Eugene Kendall, Miss Belle
GammeIl. Miss Della Kay attended
the Sunday school convention at Nc
Indoes Friday
Mrs. Leslie Frazer and son James
of Monroe recently visited her par
ents, Mr.. and Mrs. ]. r. Moore.
Mr.. and Mrs. Nelson Amen visited
relatives in Littleton, N. H., one day
last week.
Henry Gammell was in Lancaster
Friday night to referee a basket ball
game He also refereed a game in
st. Johnsbury Saturday night.
Ed Mcdowell was in East Hardwick
and Greensboro the first of last week.
George Warden has been visiting
relatives in Boston for several days.
Marvourine Celley. John Kendall,
Neil Mcdowell and Mildred Harvey
were home from their school at Lyn-
don over Sunday. IN
F. J. Randall has bought a house
in Passumpsic.
Mr.. and Mrs. A. c. Blandin were
the guests of Mr.. and Mrs. Perley
Newman part of last week.
Miles Nelson of Burlington visited
his parents. Mr.. and Mrs. George Nell
son, Monday and Tuesday. Miles
spent the weekend in Newport with
hisf sister Marjorie.
Mrs. George A. Nelson was well re-
membered on her birthday, Feb. %,
by her son miles of Burlington send
ing her an azalia plant with blossoms
and many buds on it.
Mrs. Orpha Mcdowell spent several
days last week in st. Johnsbury with
her sister, Mrs. Carl Collins
Edward Amen spent the weekend
in Sherbrooke with relatives
St. Johnsbury Caledonian. [volume] (St. Johnsbury, Vt.) 1867-1919, 1916-03-01
WHEEIIOCK
Hiram Dunning, An English Soldier
Ill in a HOspital-Personals.
Mrs. G. L. Gerry. Correspondent

(Mrs G. L. Gerry. Correspondent
John Dunning has just received
news that his brother Hiram Dunning
who is a soldier in the English army
is in a hospital in England suffering
from a nervous breakdown following
diphtheria while in France.
Carl Buell. and family left for Port
land, Ore, last Wednesday.
Charles Ames has gone to White
River Junction where he has employ
ment with the Swift company.
Rev. Mr.. Oldridge preached for the
Baptist church last Sunday as they
are without minister for the pres
emit.
Mrs V. r. Weed spent last week
with Mrs. G.. L. Gerry.
Several from this place attended the
agricultural meeting at Sheffield last
Thursday afternoon and evening.
The two Ladies Aid societies unite
in furnishing dinner at Mechanics hall
Town meeting day.
The schools in town closed Friday.
Those pupils in Miss McLean's room
having no marks for the term were
Hubbard Ripley. Dorothy Smelling.
Avis Aldrich. Those absent one day
because of sickness were Ruth and
Rita Mclean, Ena Drown, Hazel
Dresser, Donald Drake and Bernice
Barber.
Miss Eliza Blanchard of Bradford
St. Johnsbury Caledonian. [volume] (St. Johnsbury, Vt.) 1867-1919, 1916-03-01
WEST BURKE
Annual Gardeners Night BY WO-
mans Club A Great Success.

(Mrs. H. L. Walter, Correspondent
The West Burke Woman's club
gentlemen's night at the Montgomery
hall on Wednesday evening of last
week was great social success.
About 1876 people were present and
every one seemed to enjoy the eve
ming. The program consisted of vio-
lin solos, by Miss Peck of st. Johns
bury orchestral selections, very in
teresting readings by Miss Daisy White
of Newport. The Mutt and Jeff act
from the u. c. T. Ministries by Maur-
ice Porter and Ora jerks of ST.
Johnsbury was much enjoyed by all.
An original poem by Miss Myrtle AL
drich was one of the star features of
the evening. Miss Peck is an artist
and delighted the audience with her
music and the whole program was
very pleasing. The hall was taste
fully decorated in green and white
and quantities of flags were used in
honor of Washington's birthday De-
liciOuS refreshments were served after
which there was dancing the remain
der of the EVENING" Much credit is
due the different committees for max
ing this occasion such a success.
A daughter was born Thursday to
Mr.. and Mrs. Frank Labounty.
Mr.. and Mfs. B. D. Ruggles spent
Sunday at John F'yler's.
Mrs. Lila Walter and two sons Wis
tied her daughter, Mrs. Fl. j. Sherrer
at Lyndonville Saturday.
Robert Carr was business visitor
in St. Johnsbury Saturday.
Mason's Jubilee Singers" will be
at the Gem Thursday evening, March
2. This is an extra number of the
lecture course.
Mrs May Cheney is in Groton work
ing in the central office for two weeks.
G. H. Coburn returned last week
from a business trip to Boston.
St. Johnsbury Caledonian. [volume] (St. Johnsbury, Vt.) 1867-1919, 1916-03-01

Mrs. Josephine Bigelow is keeping
house for Mrs. May Cheney during
her absence.
Mrs Clarence Webster of Lyndon
vile visited at Prof. Jamieson's last
Thursday
Mrs Emma Way has been quite
sick the past week with the prevail
ing distemper.
Mrs. Wilbur Farr of St. Johnsbury
was the guest of Mrs. Charles Fletcher
recently.
Myrtle Gilman is at her father. Alex
Agon's, sick with jaundice.
Mrs. Sadie Darling of Oak Bluff,
Mass. was a recent visitor at B. ID.
Ruggles.'
Albert Hall visited friends here last
week.
Mrs. r. N Densmore and her
mother, Mrs. Whittier, are both quite
ILL., Miss Batchelder, a nurse. is car
ing for them.
The little daughter Of Mr.. and Mrs.
Owen McFarlin, who has Nbeen so SER
iously sick with scarlet fever is a lit
tie better.
Mr.. Mickles' family at the upper
end of the village are quarantined
with scarlet fever.
George Brooke is at home from St.
Johnsbury caring for crushed finger
which he hurt while working on the
new church being built there.
St. Johnsbury Caledonian. [volume] (St. Johnsbury, Vt.) 1867-1919, 1916-03-01
souTH wHEELoOK

(Mrs. Lucy r. Weed, Correspondent
Ora Deoss is working for Charles
Eastman. Mrs. Deoss is boarding
there.
Ed Reed was in Hardwick last week
to visit his brothers and sisters.
J. r Rock spent a part OF last
week in Morrisville with his parents.
Mrs. V. r. Weed Is visiting friends
in Wheelock.
Mrs. Harlie Shepard and son Val
entine visited in Stannard Thursday.
The Buckley brothers are pressing
hay for William Peak.
George Peak and bride have re-
turned from their wedding trip.
Miss Elizabeth Hoffman finished
her school last Friday. She is to re-
turn for the spring term.
The sick ones are all on the gain.
St. Johnsbury Caledonian. [volume] (St. Johnsbury, Vt.) 1867-1919, 1916-03-01
EAST RYEGATE
Leap Year Ban A Great Success
PentOnaIS.

Iva M. Anderson, Correspondent
Miss Helen Fran kiln was the week
end guest of her uncle and aunt, Mr..
and Mrs. George Fra uklin.
Miss Alice Cushm.In was in st.
Johnsbury Saturday.
The leap year ball held at the M.
w A. hall Friday evening was a grand
event. 1t opened with the grand
march led by Mr.. and Mrs F. H.
Powers and the dancing lasted until
2:30 a. m. Noels orchestra of St
Johnsbury furnished music. Refresh
ments of cake, sandwiches, doughnuts
and coffee were served.
The two Misses Greenwood were
called to their home at Lyndonville
this week by the death of their broth
er and grandmother.
Miss Ruth Cowan and Miss Vivian
ST. John came home from Lyndon in
titute Friday evening to attend the
leap year ball.
Miss Ina Buchanan was the guest
of Mrs H. w. Smith, Wednesday.
Mr. and Mrs. o. w. Stowell are the
parents of a baby girl, Helen Belle
born to them on Friday, Feb. rs.
St. Johnsbury Caledonian. [volume] (St. Johnsbury, Vt.) 1867-1919, 1916-03-01

has been spending the past week with
her aunt Mrs. VIII Porter.
Miss Kellogg leaves this Wednes-
day for her home in Plainfield. Her
school closed in the village last Friday
but she stayed over until today as she
took part in the play given here Tues
day evening.
Mrs. Martha Craig who has been
detained at her daughter, Mrs. II. J..
Mathewson's, III with grip, has re-
turned to her home in the village.
William Peck has the hay press at
his barn pressing hay. The Buckley
brothers are doing the work
St. Johnsbury Caledonian. [volume] (St. Johnsbury, Vt.) 1867-1919, 1916-03-01

during sleep. slow fever.
Over 60 years ago DR.. True discovered the
formula Of DIR. True's Elixir the Family Lax
ative and Worm Expeller. Since then people
have been writing us letters like this. MY
little granddaughter had pinworms very
badly, and after taking part of bottle OF
pr. True's Elixir Is very much better. Mrs.
Georgia Philpot. Houston, Texas" This
remedv has a world wide reputation as the
one safe and reliable remedy for worms and
stomach disorders for both young and old.
At dealers, 35e. soc and 81. 90. Advice free
Write me.
St. Johnsbury Caledonian. [volume] (St. Johnsbury, Vt.) 1867-1919, 1916-03-01

Marriage OF Albert Richardson and
Frances Scott-Happenings OF
The Week.

| (AIrs. w. S. Sanborn. Correspondent
A quiet wedding took place Satur-
day at the home of Mr.. and Mrs. Rem
wick Wilson at South Peacham when
Frances Scott was united in marriage
to Albert Richardson by Rev. t. A.
Carlson. Only a few were present.
The happy couple left for a short
wedding trip after which they will go
to housekeeping in part of George
Richardson's house, and Mr. Richard
son will work for Ernest Milligan.
Henry Bradley of Boston. who has
been visiting his parents since Fri
day. returned Tuesday. Moody Quinn
by who came at the same time wi1l
remain longer.
Fred Varnum has been spending
nine weeks at Burlington at the dairy
school
Miss Glenn Chandler returned to
her school at Johnson Tuesday. Her
mother, Mrs. +. G. Chandler went with
her to visit her daughter. Mrs Mabel
Hebb. for a week.
There was no service at the Metho-
dist church Sunday on account of the
minister. Rev. Mr.. Greene being in
quarantine at Miss Baileys. William
Mclaughlin is ill there with diph-
iberia
The Corner school taught by Miss
Katharine Allen gave a box supper
and entertainment at the Town hall
Thursday evening. A good crowd
was present and fine program of mu-
sic and speaking was enjoyed by all.
Twenty-four dollars and eighty cents
were taken in from the sale of boxes
and candy The boxes were sold by
Mv. MoChna of South One
box sold for over SO and another for
nearly as much. Part of the money
will be used for a new flag.
Fred Taylor has been loading car
with lumber at Danville the past
week.
Prof M. w. Chaffee was called to
Morrisville Monday by the illness of a
relative.
E. ]. Hobart took a four-horse load
of young folks to Groton Friday to
witness the drama, Among the
Breakers"
Mr.. and Mrs Herbert Somers of
Lyndon have been visiting at Mr.. Nc
Pieces.
Mrs. Phoebe Young went to Groton
last week to attend the funeral of a
relative.
Miss Vera Jennison is working for
Mrs. Albert Achilles at West Barnet.
A large number of Peacham people
attended the speaking and spelling
contest at East Barnet Tuesday, Feb.
%. John Lamb took a four-horse
load from East Peacham and E. j.
Hobart a two-horse load from the
Corner. Three second honorS were
given Peacham schools, to Margaret
Lamb, second section in speaking;
Verna Rowe, first section in speaking,
and Olive Metcalf second section in
spelling. All report some excellent
work done especially in spelling by
seventh grade Walden scholars. Mr..
Burbank, union superintendent, has
labored hard to bring up the stand
ard of the schools and the excellent
work done this year in spelling and
speaking shows how well he has sue
ceeded.
St. Johnsbury Caledonian. [volume] (St. Johnsbury, Vt.) 1867-1919, 1916-03-01
RUTTER g RUTTER

Citizens Bank Block. st. Johnsbury, VT
once hours, 9to H. 1880 to g. and by
appointment. Tel. Connection
St. Johnsbury Caledonian. [volume] (St. Johnsbury, Vt.) 1867-1919, 1916-03-01

children spent Sunday at Mrs. Fanny
Chamberlin's.
Mr.. and Mrs. H. IT. Chamberlin took
Miss Mabel Chamberlin to the Bright
look hospital at St. Johnsbury Monday
where she was operated on for appen-
dicitis. She is making a rapid recov-
ery.
St. Johnsbury Caledonian. [volume] (St. Johnsbury, Vt.) 1867-1919, 1916-03-01
If MOTHERS ONLY KNEW

how often children suffer from worms. they
would take care and guard against this
common ailment of childhood.
St. Johnsbury Caledonian. [volume] (St. Johnsbury, Vt.) 1867-1919, 1916-03-01

SKIS OF WOTmS arr: DeranRed
stomach. swollen upper lip,
sour mach. offensive breath,
hard and full belly with occa-
sional gripping and pains about
the navel. pale face of leaden
tint, eyes heavy and dull,
twitching eyelids. itching OF
the nose, itching of the rectum,
short dry cough. grinding of
the teeth. little red points stick
ing out on tongue. starting
Perrysburg journal. (Perrysburg, Wood Co., O. [Ohio]) 186?-1965, 1916-09-07
$4,000 GRIP
KICKED AROUND
OWNER LOST 1T FROM AUTO AND
BAG WAS STORED IN
HOTEL CLOSET
OWNER FOUND It ONLY BY CHANCE
Heard Of Farmer Who Picked Up Old
Case and Then Traced It.

Case and Then Traced 1t.
GeHeseo. Kas.-An old grip lost from
a motor car while the owner was
driving in Rice county, handled by a
dozen persons and finally thrown In
to q dark closet in the Pacific Hotel
here To await the call of its owner,
has been restored to L. c. Rippcy. He
opened 1t in the presence Of the land
lady. whs had kept it for him, the
porter whs had thrown 1t into the rub.
bish heap, and the clerk, who had
stumbled and fell over 1t before 1t
was stored away. The eyes of the
witnesses opened wide when they saw
that the old grip was full of currency.
the contents totaling more than s10.-
900. Rippey Breathed sigh Of relief,
turned TO the man who had accompa-
MED him and SAID
"Now I'll pay you the rest CT that
farm before l lose it again"
Rippey lives at Ellis. He was to
close the deal for farm the ar 'ernoon
he took the grip with him. The own
er wanted the price in cash. refusing
to take check. So R,ppey fearing
robbery, put the money IN the worst
worn grip he had, threw it into the
tack end OF the car and LETT town
" hen he reached the farn the grip
anu $4,000 was missing He imme
diately retraced the route, but the
grip was gone.
Instead of reporting the matter to
the rolice Rippey remained .Ient. he
lieving he would have a better chaEc'
10 ,ocover his money. He made no in
| quiIiss.
Ire grip was found by farmer
who took it to Ill.,. hotel to await The
| call of its owner. 1t lay in corne'
of the little office three days ant
nishts-then was put in the store
room, and when that place became
crowded was thrown into an unuss'
closet, where it lay until Rippey call
ed for It.
Meanwhile Rippey met the farme
who found the grip and was told of II
He drove to the hotel, and describir,
the old suit case, asked il it still wa
there The porter remembered it an;
| the Ellis man soon was in possession
OF the price of the farm he had bought
Rippcy gave Mrs. W. o. Wilson, tn
landlady, s5 ms storage charges on tn
small fortune.
Perrysburg journal. (Perrysburg, Wood Co., O. [Ohio]) 186?-1965, 1916-09-07
'REALISM" IN THREE NAT|ONAUT|ES

Literary crimes and misdemeanors
committed in the name of realism are
brought to the bar and punished by
satire in the Harvard Lampoon.
Realism in any language is mostly
bunk, the Harvard comic magazine be-
lieves. The difference between real
ism and the real thing in literary
work continues to be three cents a
word.
The Lampoon, to Indicate how the
leading nations are fooled by the
same sort of stuff presents three eX-
amples of compressed realism. Amer
lean realism runs something like this !:
Tom Hardguy was camping out at
the broadwalk city. He was some
phascd him. Therefore, when he
slipped the glad hand to Flossie Drcs-
ser he wasn't worried Mt all. Flossie
was the best looking chicken around
those pickingS, so that Tom didn't
have any Tm-showing-a the
town expression on his map when he
took her in "A party. Yup, he was nuts
over her; so ] p. m. when they were
chewing food in "a swell cafe, he slip
ped the query:
Want to get hitched to muh, kid?'
he asked.
"Betcha," she came back, and right
away they copped a sky pilot and
were coupled.
English realism is not much diff
ferent and about as bad, according tC
the Harvard magazine. 1t skips along
something like this, without music:
Lord John and Lady Mary We're on
Il stone bench on the great Darling