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NEW ENGLAND TROOPS
HELD UP BY A WRECK
Block on New Haven Road De-
lays Massachusetts and Con-
necticut Detachments.

CANT HorcoMB. NrANTIc, Conn, June
27.-From dawn to-day until far into
the night the Connecticut National
Guard marched from this camp to the
tracks of the New Haven railroad to en-
train for Noeales, Ariz. They are to 10
by way of Chicago. Kansas City and FL
Paso. but no faster than tn. New Haven
Railroad Company permitted. n wreck
was given as the cause OF the delay.
There were cheers but no music for
the First Infantry OF Hartford. whose
bandsmen i.fused to take the Federal
oath OF allegiance and are locked up in
the guardhouse until they repent.
The frst train from Mantle carried the
Hartford cavalry troop and the Signal
Corps. That was at 8 o'clock this morn
Ing. Exactly three hours later the hos
pitL company OF New Haven and the
ambulance company OF New 1Iaven were
drawn up waiting their train. which vas
taking the main line from n siding when
n box car loaded with first aid supplies
buckled, and after smashing two baggage
cars landed aorvss both tracks. blocking
the Shore Limo division ON which most
Of the Nas.sac huretts regiments were
travelling. one train carrying the Sec
oid Battalion OF the Eighth Massachu-
sctts Infantry got through, but the rest
were held w FOR hours, together with
all the fast cxprosses between boston
and New York.
The wrecked train finally 20: away at
o'clock. the arst battalion OF tAe First
Infantry at I O'clock and Their others
In better time until 10 80 Tonight. when
the third battalion OF the Second in,an-
try loft the catnp TO walt around until
nearly mlduight In NiaUtic village for
their train to appear.
Many men wore rejected In the ply
The sun. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1833-1916, 1916-06-28
JERSEY TROOPS GET
ALL SUPPLIES TO-DAY
Gen. Wood Assures Gen. Sad
ler-MOre Men Depart Fri
day and Saturday.

CAMP FIELDER. SEA GIRr, N. j.. June
Fifth Regiment, infantry. Paterson.
to be ordered to the border on Friday.
Fourth Regiment. infantry. Jersey
city Troop Il. cavalry. Red Bank
Troop u, cavalry. Plainfleld. and Signal
Corps. Jersey city. to be ordered to
depart on Saturday.
second Regiment. infantry, Trenton,
and Third Regiment, infantry. Camden.
to be modified at Sea Girt possibly on
Monday.
The foregoing was given out tonight
by Adjt.-Gen. Sadler after a conference
on the telephone with Gen. Wood at
Governors Island.
The despatch OF the troops to the
border and the s~ubsequSit mobilization
Of the two regiments not yet called out
are dependent upon the ability of the
War Department 10 get supplies and
equipment for both men and mounts at
once. This can be Effected tomorrow,
Gen. Wood said. He promised that the
equipment would be shipped here to-
morrow
He also authorized the despatch OF in
spectors to Englewood TO examine 200
horses being held there by the State.
thus saving time and trouble In Rettinc
into camp $50 horses badly needed here.
II the two regiments of infantry IN
camp here are sent TO Nhe border Gen.
Edwin w Hine, brigade commander,
viii them. His other in
flntry regiment has already started for
the border.
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ILLINOIS LOADING CARS.
Most of TrOOps Lack EQuipme nv,


SPRINGFIELD. IL, June 27.-Loading OF
cars for the advance of Illinois troops to
the border began this afternoon. renew
ing expectations thai the order from the
War Department to move would come
tonight or early tomorrow. The cars
were loaded with heavy equipment Of
the First Infantry. including "A hospital
wagon and supply wagons.
However, lack Of considerable ieces-
sary equipment might delay the depart.
IRE of the First troops several days,
officers feared.
Nearly 1000 Illinois National Guards
men became Federalized defenders o'
their country's flag during the day, while
another 1900 underwent a riSid physi-
cal examination 20 determine their ht-
ness to take the field.
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HELD FOR TYPHOID VIRUS.
Philadelphia Troops Late In Get
ting Vaccinated.

MOUNT GRErSA. Pa. June 27.-Lack
OF typhoid vaccine virus ordered from
the Wal Department, but which arrived
here too late for finishing up the vac
cination OF the entire First Brigade Of
Philadelphia. IL responsible for the fact
that the soldier boys are still sleeping
In their tents tonight.
Not all OF them are sleeping In thIr
own tents. one company, Company r OF
the Engineering Corps OF Philadelphia.
the best prepared company in camp. H.
sleeping In It's two mess tents. All its
,uutument. Including It's dog tents. =
located OH the train. ready for an early
start In the morning.
The rest OF the First Brigade after
the delay over the vaccination against
typhoid fever expects TO move out to-
morrow in regimental sections, the last
section probably leaving camp late I'm
the evening, and when they go they will
20 direct 10 the Mexican border under
orders received from Washington to-day.
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DENIES CAR SHORTAGE.
Use 81 On, Coaches Surprises Pull
mnn officer.

CAIcAp'. june I'll Az scarcely
credit the report thar \'W York regi-
ments are being moved 20 the Mexican
border in day coaches SAID 'live Rum
nells If the Pullman Company tom ght.
There certainly Is no scarcity OF tour
tSt Pullmans. Every demand that has
been made on us has beue discharged.
I'VE have sent q special representa-
tive to Washington to cooperate with the
Ouartermaster's Department. continued
Mr.. Runnrlls, "and supplying cars is
really in the hands Of the Government
officials. All they have to do is make
the request and arrangements are made
to fulfil 1t. In round rumbers we have
more han 500 cars in service or ready
for service in various sections Of the
country. These should accommodate %
900 troops. which number, according to
our Information. is a greater numbe
than will De- moved at any one time.
This rolling stock viii be kept on the
move at all times, and subject TO the
demands Of the Quartermdster's De-
partment,
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We're iu no condition for service. being
without equipment and training, Major
panford. in command Of tn. Yale sol
diers. said tu-night that it would De
criminal TO call them into service. In
stead Of hurrying them to the front he
said he would do all in his power to
Keep them out OF action for the present
~ feel II Is my duty he said, Ito
the fathers and mothers who have sons
under my command and thus In my
care TO state publicly that II I am abb.
30 prevent II the Vale batteries Will make
uo movement until they are properly
and fully equipped and thus effectively
armed against the su!terings and disease.
Of camp. I know that the military men
In authority over me accord In my views "
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ALBANY CHEERS TROOPS.
Fourteenth, 7lst and Nassac II setts
Units Pass Through.

ALBANY, June 27-Amii "A bedlam OF
whistles and bell ringing the seventy
FIRST Infantry Of Manhattan passed.
through Albany tonight. Al 80 the
first section passed through the yards AZ
Rensselaer,, where the locomotives as
sembled there began the shrirlilng salute
of whistle The ovation continued for
nearly halt an hour until the second
and third sections hld passed ON their
way 20 Buffalo.
Rensselacr and Albany Were both
alive with uo.ee All day to-day az Mas
sachusetts troops went through ON their
way 20 tl- border, uo-Srl'r New York
at Beehman ana tho Sow York city
units flew Wost The "FIgh'ing Four
teenth' from BrophlyN was one of the
early commands 20 20 through,
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COLORADO NOT READY.
state Ntlitin Lacks Equipment aud
Recruits.

DENVER. col. June 1.-The lnt!c,-
yated departure of Colorado's ms, con.
tugeut OF state troops to-day for the
Mexican border did not take place he
cause uf lack OF necessary equipment
and recruits
The infantry battalion lacks twenty
men and tAe cavalry squadron sixty men
10 hr.ug both hol,.s up to the 'equirel
minimum strength. Unless there il a
Sudden infux o. recruits II will require
nearly u week to ee' the necessary men
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Secretary or War Baker, the trs-ic.,
Association. whose heaaoys
ters are In ALBANY, viii da,.I,,
equip a service for the relief - o.,
Injured army horses along similar ,,,.
to those employed 10y me Nirc,..,r r.,
Cross for the relief II mer.
1t will be modelled after 'ho .g.s-,,
tional organization de,-ior,t l,.,
at Geneva. The work VIII BOO .o,d.,...
IN cooperation with the War r.....
mem. Hospitals. attendants AMI
plies will be provided at points go ...
by the army officers. Ecire..r,.,.e
will ne located IN very 'a-.a .... 90 .t.
United States 70 aid in ra.-.r- r,ra,
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UTAH BATTERY LEAVES.
VIII 90 to NoRaIes-Othcr Troops
Delayed by Trains.

SALT LAKE CITY. Utah. June - The
I'tah battery lett tonight for Nogales,
Ariz., taking with 1t all OF the necessary
equipment and field pieces. The battery
consists Of ESQ men and a special en-
gineers corps. Tn cavalry, which is
mobilizing for Fort Douglas, will not
move to the border before Thursday Of
next week, The Idaho National Guard,
consisting OF LOO men, will leave Boise
for ri Paso on Thursday. Owing to a
shortage of tourist sleeping cars in the
West, trouble Is being experienced in
moving troops.
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stcal examinations. but tonight there
are $40 recruits who will be sent south
as fast as they can be outftted. Repre-
sentative John Q. Tilson "a Major in the
Second Infantry unless Congress rules
against his status. marched ava with
his regiment.
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GEN. BUTT ASSAILS
RAILROADS. DELAYS
Day Coaches for n. Y. Troops
fist, Lacking Equipment,
Leaves $50 Behind.
SHY GUNS AND UNIFORMS

Criticism Of both the Wat Depart
ment and the railroads was intensified
yesterday by the conditions attending
the departure OF the FIST New York
troops for the Mexican border. Features
Of the troop movements were lack OF
adequate railroad accommodations and
Of equipment. The Seveuty-frst Reg
ment had to leave $50 men behind be-
cause they were without either rifles or
uniforms.
Brighten. McCoskry Butt. now on
reserve. declared as the Seventh was
boarding day coaches IN Jersey city
that Congress ought TO investigate the
delay that the militiamen suffered.
"Thi is 2 repetition Of 1888" said
Gen. Butt. THE eyimen * here and
ready the railroad is not. Tncy haven't
learned a thing since 1898 Its the
railroads fault. Talk about prepared
ness! This looks like preparedness.
doesn't it,"
Had tn Ride ~ Dn, coaches.
The conditions which aroused Gen.
Butt and others were that 1900 officers
and men of the seventh %eutrained in day
coaches for Il five day Journey. No Pull
mans or tourist sleeperS We're to be had
and the consequence Will be a long. hot
trip, sleep as best on" ear. Cold ritiuns
are In order unless the mon succeed in
setting up cook stoves on the way. A
shortage of cars az the last moment
necessitated u delay I'm departing from
10 80 a. NJ when the regiment was ready
to leave, to ~ i. NJ. Wien the line OF
cars moved cut ~ the Jersey Ci'y yards.
Day coaches We're ~ that the SeN-
~enty-trst ard Fourteenth regiments got
too. The SeveutN-fir~t was ready t.
lAna ri th. a.Y- At 9 y FHI.,, f,
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N o MAHER, Te> P~ss,Sssf
Norfolk 4 weuern Rs'~sv
JAMES RUSSELL. GssI Nsssf~.
Den,erS Ruo Grsnde Rs road
4 N. SCHOYER. Rs,ss.si wee Pres.
P%saasylvsnia Lines Me,t
". L. Seldom, Vk~PrankAt,
Sesbosrd Air Line Ral~ss
4 J. STONE. Wee Pvs,isssi,
bUs kslrosd
g 8 WAlD vGs ~, s. r~7M Nv
Svuset Central lAsss.
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HOLDS UP YALE BATTALION.
Major DanfOrd Says II Would BE
Criminal TO Send Them,

NEW HAVEN. Conn. June 27.-Dsclar-
ing that the Yale mon Who compose
the -four batteries OF the Yale Battalion
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No other BODY with such an intimate
knowledge Of railroad conditions has such
an unquestioned position in the public con-
fdcncc.
The rates the railroads NAV charge the
public for transportation are now largely
fixed bv this Government board.
Out OF every dollar received BY the rail.
roads from the public nearly one-half is paid
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G Il EMERSON, CENT Hssss~,
Greet Northern ks,lwsy.
G.. II tWING, Gs~i Nssssv,
PhIisdslrhrsa Resdns ksllvV
F. " GRiCR. Gss ! Sust. T,ssv.
Chssspeske 4 Ohio Rs,ivsy.
A. 8, CRElG. Asst. 10 RHansy,,
St, lnu's q Ssa Frsnc,soo Railroad
G.. ", kOUNS. GssI Nssss~,
Ateh'son Topeka 4 Ssnts Pc Rsilwsv.
n. " MeMASTER. GssI Nssos~v.
Nheel,us 4 Like Erie Rsiirosd
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directly to the employees as wages; and the
money to payinoreased wages can come from
no other source than the rates paid by the
public.
The Interstate Commerce Commission,
with its control over rates, is in a position
to make a complete investigation and render
such decision as would protect the interests
OF the railroad employees, the owners of the
railroads, and the public.
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A Question For the Public to Decide


ELISHA LEE. Chairman
p. X. ALBRIGHT, Gss! Msnss~.
Atlantic Co.'s, Line Railroad.
I. ", BALDWIN, Gs.I Mssss~.
Ceutrsl Of Georsis Rail~sN
E.. l. BARDO. Gssi Nssss~,
New York. New Haven 4 Hauio~d Rsilrosd,
& II. COAPMAN, Wee. PvsstIssf
Southern Rsiiwsy.
Q. 4. GOTTEN. GssI Mssss~.
Wshssh Railway,
?, r. Asst, Yses-PrnJtsss.
ksv York Cenirsl ksiivsst.
The sun. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1833-1916, 1916-06-28
Leaders Refuse Offer and Take Strike Vote

Leaders of the train service brotherhoods. at the joint conference held in
June lis, refused the offer Of the railroads to submit the issue to arbitration
review, and the employees are voting on the question whether author
given these leaders to declare a nationwide strike.
body to which this issue ought to be referred for these reasons:
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RELIEF OF ARMY HORSES.

E1utp u hospital Service.
Macon beacon. [volume] (Macon, Miss.) 1859-1995, 1916-07-28
John Sharp Williams

The Democratic State Execu.
tive Committee meets here one
week hence.
The principal matter before the
body will be to declare as the
party nominee for the United
States Senate John Sharp Will
liamS, present incumbent.
1t is vastly to the credit of Mis-
sissippi that our greatest states
man is to be awarded this honor
without a contest.
A few months ago one or two
prospective candidates appeared
in the field, but the bare idea Of
any man aspiring to the seat held
10y Williams was so absurd that
they were laughed out of the lace.
Despite the fact that he has
many political enemies of the bit.
ter partisan sort, they reluctantly
conceded that the Job of defeating
John Sharp Williams waS,a hope
less one, and they were unable to
find a member of their clan viii.
ling to make the attempt.
Senator Williams is the actual,
but the uncr0wned leader of the
Democrats of the United States
Senate. He has been one of the
leaders for Woodrow Wilson in
the Senate. In every great issue
he has been chosen to lead the
Democratic debate, and in every
contest he has come out the vic.
tor.
His power of debate is recog.
nized. In the verbal clashes on
the floor of the United States
Senate he has no equal. His elias,
sic diction, his command Of facts,
his knowledge of law, and his
broad common sense, have made
him the most useful figure in The
upper branch of our great lawmak
ing body.
That he is not to be opposed il
Mississippi is a tribute to the
state. 1t shows the return o
sanity and reason IN politics o
our commonwealth.
Macon beacon. [volume] (Macon, Miss.) 1859-1995, 1916-07-28

utive positions that | cannot re.
frain from expressing my appreci-
alton of the wholesome exception
which you have given u.s."
1t was an interesting confer
ence which took place between
Farmer Blakeslee and "Far.
mer-elect" Garner today, being
the first opportunity the two
men had had for a personal con.
ference since the proposed
changes developed, a little more
than a week ago. Messrs. Blakes>.
lee and Garner have been closely,
in touch with each other officially
and professionally for some years,i
and the former realizes that theI
affairs of the important depart
ment which his energy and,
adaptability have built up duringt
the past 10 years will be in safe
hands, and its usefulness to the
people be continued.
Those who will regret the.
change are the bankers, farmers,
merchants, educators and field.
demonstration agents in South
Mississippi, which has been p. p.
Gamers territory for the past
four or five years, who will feel
that his removal to another field
is a personal loss. At the same
time, his intimate touch with
every phase of agricultural and
deyelopmental activity acquired
during his experience as a fed
eral farm demonstration will place
him in a position where, as the
state agricultural commissioner.
his services will be equally effect
i've.
Macon beacon. [volume] (Macon, Miss.) 1859-1995, 1916-07-28
Ex-Governor Longino Here

This distinguished and able
gentleman spent part of two days
IN NONUhcc this week. lie was
to have spoken in Nacor, Wcdncs-
day night, but finding the pro,
tractcd meeting going on and bc.
ing an earnest Christian himself,
he declined to have 4 speaking
aud instead attended services.
He made Il talk ut MaShulayillc
that created IA fine impression.
and made many friends in this
community. The eN governor is
a candidate against Chief Justice
sydney Smith for a place ON the
'ufrcmt court of Mississippi, this
fN7 the term to begin on january
lst, 1919. MeSsrS. Potter
Greayes and Ethudge are running
for the term to begin the list o
1871.
Macon beacon. [volume] (Macon, Miss.) 1859-1995, 1916-07-28
Garner Felicitdted on New
Position

a Jackson dispatch of July "a,
says: There is no more modest
and unassuming man in Missis
sippi today than Mr.. Garner, the
well known agriculturist, who
has been selected by Gov. BiIbo
to succeed II. G. Blakcslee as com
missioner of agriculture and com
merCe when the position becomes
vacant. Mr.. Garner was as much
surprised as was anyone else
when the place was voluntarily
rendered him by the governor,
having never INDUCED a thought
beyond that associated with his
duties as one of the corps of
demonstrators in the farm eXtcn.
sion service of the United States
in his native state. MIR. Garner
was busily at work in his office to-
day, attending to accumulated
correspondence after several days
absence in the field, and stated
that he had not yet formally and
officially submitted his resigna.
ton of the present position which
he occupies. This will go through
the regular official channels and
will DC addressed to Il. S. Wilson,
state agent IN Mississippi for' the
United States farm demonstra
ton service, who will in turn for.
ward it to DR.. Bradford Knapp al
Washington, but, as stated by
Mr.. Garner, there will be nj
great hurry in the matter, as
there will be no change for somt
two months to come.
Mr.. Garner is in receipt o.
many letters, newspaper articles,
kilograms and verbal expressions.
all of which are felicitous and
congratulatory, and all received
with characteristic modeSty
Among these he prizes none more
highly and sincerely than a letter
from DR., TAFT Butler, editor o.
the Progressive Farmer, now pub
lished at Birmingham. In his let
ter, which is simply and frankly
phrased, DR.. Butler incloses a let
ter which he had Just written
Gov. Bilbo relative to his select
ton, and in which he congratu
latcS and thanks him Tor the ap.
pointment-of Mr.. Garner.
DR.. Butler Feneiia'es
In the course of his note to Gov
Bilbo DR.. Butler wrote;
at is so extremely rare tina.
those having appointive powers
conferred by virtue of politica
+ office have appointed men having
any agricultural training o
knowledge TO agricultural exec
Macon beacon. [volume] (Macon, Miss.) 1859-1995, 1916-07-28
NOTICE. OF SALE

BY virtue Of an agreement and conf
tract signed by Guy Jack and L. A..
Jack, recorded in Book ''Y". page A of
the records of Kemper county, State of
Mississippi, wherein the propert here
matter described was pledged to the.
Merchants q Farmers bank of Macon;
mississippi q corporation, to secure ar
Indebtedness in favor Of the said Mer-'
chants and Farmers Bank of Macon
Miss, due by the said Guy Jack and L.
A. Jack, default in the payment oil
sad indebtedness having been madel
the Undersigned Merchants & FarmerJ
Bank will, within legal hours on
Monddy, the 9Th day of August, 1916
sell in front of the banking house OK
the said Merchants & Farmers Bank III
Macon. Mississippi, at public outcrvs
to the highest bidder for cash. the folj
lowing described personal property. to(
wit; "
20 Shares of Capital Stock of the Cit;.s
zens Bank & Trust Company, of BisI
bee. Arizona, of the par yalue of.
$4,000 per share. y
80 Shares of the Capital Stock of tbA
Iostal Life Insurance Company oil
New York, of the par value Of SID
per share. Pi'S
10 Shares Of the Capital Stock of the.
Lamar Life Insurance COMPANY OF
Jachson, Mississippi, of the mai
value of $40 per share. 1
90 Shares Of the Capital Stock of tba
1emmerclal Fire Insurance Command
OF the District of Columbia. of ths
par value of $500 per share,
Witness the signature of the MaxI
chants & Farmers Bank Of 49,
MISSISSIPPI, by its proper officer hid
the 2lst Gay of July, 1915 LIZ
t. Y, YATES, Cashier,
Macon beacon. [volume] (Macon, Miss.) 1859-1995, 1916-07-28
Tick Eradication a Public Duty.

The board of supervisors at its
special meeting held this week
reduced the number Of tick i'm
spectors to three, the order to be.
come effective August lst. There
are so many valuable cattle in the
county now and the tick fever
would work such havoc among
them that it is the duty Of every
man to be on the lookout for ticks
and to report any he may see.
Stock. raising is one Of our most
important industries now, and
growing every day toward being
our most important one. lhe
prosperity Of Noxubec is deeply
involved and it is the public duty
that every good citizen should
perform to keep the tick Grad r
Gated.
The main danger now is from
horses brought into our county
from over in Alabama. A worth
less mule or horse, ridden into
tho colntv ovp1, thp puhlir road,
Macon beacon. [volume] (Macon, Miss.) 1859-1995, 1916-07-28

friendship nor those of national
hostility. Governments may pass
boycottirg laws, but when the
laws touch the pocket nerve OF
commerce there will be eyasions
and protests. No government
can maintain a national hatred in
the face of a disposition to friendly
trade. So, no matter how hard
the Entente Allies may try to put
their agreement into effect, the
clamor for repeal that their own
people will make will force them
sooner or later to yield, and to al
low the streams of trade to take
again their natural course
Youths Companion.
Macon beacon. [volume] (Macon, Miss.) 1859-1995, 1916-07-28

Mississippi is to be congratu-
lated that it is escaping the bit
ter senatorial battle that has been
the feature of every senatorial
election for the past 10 years.
The senate and the nation are
served by the unanimous re-elec-
ton of John Sharp Wiiliams.-
Jackson News.
Macon beacon. [volume] (Macon, Miss.) 1859-1995, 1916-07-28
UncoHed for Letters.

List Of letters remaining in the post
office at Macon, Mississippi, for the
week ending July Doth, 1916:
Mabel Barker Daisy Bell
Emmett Brown Dave Davis
Lille Davis William Eubanks
Dora Augustus Peas Jefferson
Tom Jefferson Ed Johnson
Willie Richardson Cleveland McClesky
Annie h. Ross Priscilla Ruliin
George Spain Charley Stewart
Macy, Thomas Amanda Thomas
When calling for above letters, please
say. advertised and present one cent at
the general delivery window.
-. A. c. FAINT, 2. NJ
Macon beacon. [volume] (Macon, Miss.) 1859-1995, 1916-07-28

A se~lf-conscious mar is one who has
legs shaped like a pair Of names and
thinks that everybody who looks at
him is making a mental calculation of
the distance between the curves.