Carrizozo outlook. [volume] (Carrizozo, N.M.) 1910-1945, 1916-09-22
FINNheEN's PHILOSOPHY .

iVuh Un oIlff 10 fNfNt Ine Nfopi',
The Jacknss saved them. IT'S all In
Number Twlnty.two. Och, honel Ills
different these times. The Jncknss
knew better I'll Bnlaam tanned him.
"Lnvc me ride ye,' snys Bnlnam, AN
I'll make yc the biggest ASS In the
wurld.'
"'Grcnt.' says the ASS; what dye
feedY'
"'Pork,' says Bnlnnm.
"'AIe SAVIOR snys the ASS.
$50 Bnlnnm mounts. But loon the
Jack bnlks.
"phwnt Is lt7' says Bnlanm.
%"'Snnkes,' snys the ASS; Ut looks
like the jnwbone Nv me mother
"'G'wnn,' snys Bnlnnm. hlttln' the
ASS n clip. tits me furren' policy
he snys.
"'Phwnt's ut forT nxes the ASS.
"'Ut de6nds the nnshun,' snys Ba-
liam.
"IIowy' snys the ASS.
"'Fnlth : snys Bnlnnn, ut tnlcs n
bigger ASS thnn you to know that.
Lave II to Brine suys Bnlnnm to the
Ass; an the Jack wulks on medltu-
tin.
"'Hee. haw,' snys tie ASS, bnlkln'
an klckln'.
"'Whnt now?' says Ralnnm.
"'Dlvll n Jncknss ever seen the like
says the ASS. VI could he n frog
says he, FOR NJ stands up In front,
and sits down behind an It's mostly
mouth says the ASS. Ut has white
feathers snys the Jnck, vivid yaller
strenks, that c%hnnges,' he says, to
Very Crooz Red, or Nlngnry Blue, an
now they're Cnrrysnll luller again
snys he. 'Hlvlns, have | been drink
lnT' screams the ASS to Bnlnnm.
"'Snlnts be praised says Balnam.
Me Wntchful Wnitln' can still change
It's mind he says. 'G'wnn, whore
glory waits he says. 'G'wan, In the
service NV Mankind says BALKAN to
the ASS, touching him up. An the
Ass shunles ahead. wuvln' his ears In
admiration.
"~'llee-hnwl Hcc-huwr snys the
Jack, renrln' mp wild his eyes bulgln'.
"'l'hwut's grlppln' ye nowT' snys
Bnlnnm, lmpashunt like.
~ dunno suys the ASS. Ut looks
like the tlyln' Dutclmnn with n So
clnllst Crew he says.
"'"Tis me Ship Blll,' says Bnlnnm,
Side step to the right he snys:
side stcp to the left says he, wei.
tin him. Back up snys Bnlnnm.
near wrenchln' or the Jnck's inv.
Now forward for the Merchant Ma.
rlne nm fifty mlllyun pork snys In.
lnnrl wild n shower Nv blows; an the
ASS goes on tliremblln'.
"'Wnlrhccl Wnh-hecl Wah-hec I!
says the Jack. shyln' so he ncnr
threw his rider.
"1ll learn ye to shy nj me Naval
Bill says BALKAN, lnr-rupln' the
bnste so he cud cnrce stand.
aye can't pass ut widout wcnrln'
Republican clothes says the Jack In
II course whisper.
"'Ye ASS says Bnlanm. Don't sc
know TINT nnny cloes IL betther nor
nnkedness? G'wun,' says Bnlnam, IN
tones Nv thunder. So the poor haste
lOpes on, limpln' wild pnin.
Q "Tve not time to tell ye all the nd.
ventures they had, but they kop' on
over rough ronds, now an then eros.
sin II ditch on Il wan term plank
which mnde even Bnlunm unalsy
iyiry time the Jnck kicked, he gol
short rntlons nm n wnllop So wher
Hln l.aauEtaN kagu s.atr ..r.. a.. -.
haste was nll In. and far too proud tc
fight. Any Jnck-Ass can he thai
when he's licked.
WAN stormy night, the Jack bloom,
into II harmony like a Dimycrat Tnrin
Hymn played on n gasplpe wild tn,
feet.
"Ihwnt aIls We now3 calls Bulnam
clubbln' him wild both hands.
"'Nlvyer ala | pass the like yell,
The Ass, sweating aud thremblln'. ~
says ut's nm eight hour law. oh, phwaI
IL utT screams the ASS to Bnlaam
feebly wnggln' his ears.
80 dinnO phwat ut Is mcsclf,' say
Bnlnnm, but ! know phwnt ut's got,
Bnlnnm snys.
"'PhwntT aXes the poor ASS.
give hundthor thousand votes,
snys Bnlnnm, wild n plous mir, 'G'wnn
ye big ASS, AN donnt ye argue VIII
an ldayllst, says Balaam to the Ass
awe cunt pass NJ IN the dark.
pleads the ASS. Lave us walt 70
light moans the ASS, wcepln'.
INK says Balnam. There's a no
time comm an the votes'l Spite
DO ye thurst for sixteen more year
In the wlIdernessi Glddnp.' saYs b,