The Nezperce herald. (Nezperce, Idaho) 1900-1957, 1916-12-14
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That a super-Zeppclm must b.
fairly good airship.
That shoes come high but never
catch up to the ascending skirts.
That the Christmas snow tool
no chances this year; it arrlveS
plenty early.
That if some people were 4
speak their minds It wonldn
take them long
That lots of men would be un
able to borrow trouble if they had
! to give security.
That Col. Roosevelt is going to
the Fiji islands, but viii eeftainly
be back before 1920.
That if you can't afford TO walk
in shoe leather, buy a motorcaT
and save wear on s0les.
That another blow to the con-
sumer impends. A Missouri pig
has been born with only two legs.
That a little thought applied to
the operation of any stove viii
help nightly to reduce the big
fuel bill.
That another interesting horti-
cultural item is that the political
plum tree never yields much dur
ing a second term.
That many self-made man
locks as if he might have been
greately improved with very
little outside assistance.
That a wag says, since the
price of eggs keeps going up the
hen is now laying smaller eggs
ism t that just like a woman
That the coal dealers appear TO
be a unit in agreeing that there
viii shortly be a substantial re-
ductiOn in the price per ounce.
That it will be maiden speech
in every respect when Miss Jean
cite Rankin rises in her seat to
address the House for the first
time.
That the BelglanS have the
sympathy of the world, and are
getting the amount Of practical
benefit that sympathy usually af-
fords.
That if you are interested in
having a bright future, YOU can
best get there by brushing up your
present
That what has become Of the
old-fashiOned actress who would
reply softly but meaningly that
she didn't care to act for moving
pictures
That some people may not be-
lieye it, but there have been de-
lightful Old-time dinners pulled
without having the menu written
in French.
That general staff, general head
and similar terms, are
exceptionally appropriate when
in connection with a
Mexican army.
That Gen. Goethals says the
Panama canal is a success, and he
ought to know better than any
critic who has devoted three days
to going over the work.
That Mexican craftsmanship
must realize that there are some
points Of controversy concerning
which the United States cannot /
remain neutral forever.
That the present great short
lge of coins-cents, nickles, dimes
md quarters-will be noticed +
much more generally than short
Ige of $40 bills would be.
That it's your business to know
your child is being edu-
ated or merely entertained; the
after is all very well for-the time
eing, but viii it count as a future
sset?
That Mr. Bryan may find that
e can lead the donkey to water,
ut that he can't make him drink.
That very few men appreciate
Ow much a woman appreciates
sal masculine appreciation.
That reduced to its lowest
srms, the European war situation
this: Everybody wants peace
4 his terms; nobody wants peace
a the other fellows terms. Sc
uel: the fighting goes on.
That we must say that If
tefandson's men carried the in
lenza to the blonde Eskimos they
light at least have had the fore
fought to take along with them
couple Of bottles Of old reliable,
,ttled-in-bond cough cure.
That jeanette Rankin, the Con-
elect from Montana,
tent only $687 in her successful
thereby setting a good
Iample for other women aspir-
ats for Congressional honors,
I'd incidentally making men can
dates jealous.