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Crittenden record-press. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1909-191?, 1916-11-30
COMING TO KENTUCKY
A.s Fye:byterian Women, 10 Study
Problem Of the Mountains.

New York, Nov. In response
TO an appeal for the mountain
people of the South. four repre-
sentatives of 10000 women
members of Presbyterian mission
societies in the United States
are on their way today to inspect
conditions in Kentucky. Tenne-
ssee and North Carolina. Their
report will decide the outcome Of
what Is said to be one of the
most important campaigns ever
undertaken in behalf of the
moun,aineers The appeal, which
is addressed to 5000 Presbyter-
ian women's organizations, was
brought to this city by Mrs I.
Langdon. of Baltimore, and Mrs,
Frederick Erdman. OF Phlladel-
phia.
There are in the thirty-hve
mountain counties of the South
about $50. 600 school children, y
said Mrs. Lungdyn, but only
t.... 800. .... 80 .,..,s f,.,r Qua.
Crittenden record-press. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1909-191?, 1916-11-30
CONQUERS RHEUMATISM
IN 4 VERY FEW DAYS

II is an established fact that one
t..t ,e.r.a.all of Rheuml taken ono,
% day h.1 ls.yon the palm an AGONY
eHm tlrErards OF racked. crippled
ul 2"spa..uE rheumatics during tho
.' fr. years
powerful and sure; quick acting. yet
4-uI-re, Rheuma gives blessed relief
LIMOS, m once. The magic name has
reached every hamlet In the land and
there is hardly a druggist anywhere
no can not tell you Of almost mar
clous cures q
II y1d want TO dissolve every par
'rlr m uric acid poison in your BODY
nd drive It out through the naturai
nsnnols so that you Will be forevo
from rheumatism, get a So-ceni
,o'tle OK ..Le.D.- TO-DAY
Genuine Rheuma. with guarantee
q cure or money refunded. is sold BY
JAMES II. ORME. Marion, Ky.
Crittenden record-press. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1909-191?, 1916-11-30
stop The First Cold

a cold does not get well OF itself.
The process Of wearing out a cold
wears you OUT, and your cough becomes
serious If neglected. Hacking coughs
drains the energy aud saps the vitality.
For e years the happy combination Of
soothing antiseptic halsams in DR..
Kings New Discovery has healed
coughs and relieved conges ion. Young
aud old can testify to the effectiveness
Of DR.. Kings New Discovery for
coughs az colds. Buy bottle today
at your Druggist, SOC
Crittenden record-press. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1909-191?, 1916-11-30
whenever You Need a General Toast
Take Groves

The Old Standard Groves TasteiesF
chill Tonic is e'lually yalughl, as .
Genei Tonic because Il cv..s.ns the
well known tonic propcrtics tQUlNlNf
aud IRON. II acts ON the Liver, Df'
out Malaria, Enriches the Blood
lills Up the Whole System. -
Crittenden record-press. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1909-191?, 1916-11-30
COMMISSIONERS SALE
Crittenden Circuit
Court, Kentucky.
c. j. PIERCE, Plf.
against Equity.
q u uITCuES Dft

C. r. HUGHES. DIT.
BY virtue of Judgment and Order
Of Sale of the Crittenden Circuit Court,
rendered at the March term thereof,
1916. in the above cause for the sum
of $4,000 with interest at the rate Of
6 per cent. per annum from the II day
of August, 1912. until paid, and 5000
costs herein, shall proceed to offer
for sale at the Courthouse door in
Marion to the highest bidder. at Pus-
Lie AUCTION. on Monday the 18th day
of December, 1916. at O'Clock P. NJ.
or thereabout. (being Court day., upon
credit of six months the following
described property to wit:
Lots and 2 in block 4 Mound Park
addition to the city Of Marion, KY,
fronting on College street 60 feet each
running back l47. feet to IL foot
alley. being a part Of a conveyance
made by J. p. Pierce to G. j. Pierce,
on the 18th day Of August. 1905. Deed
Book Is. page 23O, in Crittenden COun-
ty Court Clerks office.
Or sufficient thereof to produce the
sums Of money so ordered to be made.
For the purchase price the purchaser,
with approved security or securities,
must execute Bond. bearing legal in.
tcrest from the day Of sale until paid,
and having the force and effect Of a
Judgment, Bidders will be prepared
to comply promptly with these terms
d. A. LOWRY.
Commissioner
Crittenden record-press. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1909-191?, 1916-11-30
Wanted Hickory Timber.

VIII pay the highest mark
prce f,r frst.class hickory, de
livered ut he old riinv Ma.
chine. Vn leo do "a Hi is
custom nv
w. " Tue urritnr q
Crittenden record-press. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1909-191?, 1916-11-30
Your Optical Work.

Cod mountings in frames or
rimless spectacles $500. Eye
glasses in frames or mountings
800. Other kind in proportion.
Office lower floor Jenkins Bldg.
Saturdays and Mondays only.
Geo w. Stone, 0ptometrist.
Crittenden record-press. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1909-191?, 1916-11-30
SPECIAL NOTICE
TO SUBSCRIBERS
Don't Blame Us If Paper Stops

In future we will use ,he
automatic mailer" which dis
continues each paper when the
time expires. We are adjusting
our lists of subscribers to it
as rapidly as possible, so each
name will go off automatically at
expiration,
Crittenden record-press. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1909-191?, 1916-11-30
FOR SALE.

A nice small farm for sale at a
bargain 81 acres, lays we'll in S-4
mile OF Marion, in good neighbour
hood, I room house, garden spot
, wells, pond, large stable, all
under fence, see me or write me at
Providence, n.y., Must sell this
piece OF property at once.
c. Il. Cardwell.
Crittenden record-press. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1909-191?, 1916-11-30
I aYRtsS ,;s ) : aEMEF;Y
w. w. STOMACH

Gall Stones. Cancer and Ulcers Of the
Stomach and lntestines. AUTO ln;oXi
cation. Yellow Jaundice, Appendicitis
and other fatal ailments result from
stomach Trouble. Thousands of Stom-
acb Sufferers owe their complete re-
covery to Mayr's Wonderful Remedy.
Unlike any other for Stomach Ailments
For sale by Haynes 4 Taylor, Maron,
Ky, and druggists everywhere.
Crittenden record-press. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1909-191?, 1916-11-30
Yea, verllyl

champagne" remarked Colonel
Mixcm, "is less intoxicating than
beer" How do you figure that outY"
uucricd his friend laggsmith. BE
cause fewer people can AFFORD TO drink
IT," replied the colonel, as he proceed
ID TO erase the foam from his mus
iache
Crittenden record-press. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1909-191?, 1916-11-30
Whenever You Need n General Tonic
Take Groves

The Old Standard Groves Tasteless
Call Tonic is equally valuable as a
General Tonic because II contains the
wellkuown tonic properties of QUlNlNE
and IRON. II acts on the Liver, Drives
out Malaria. Entiches the Blood and
Builds up the Whole System. 80 cents,
Crittenden record-press. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1909-191?, 1916-11-30
Write for these shears!

For very tr1ing cost you can get these Genuine
Ballbearing seven inch Tension Shears
They are made from selected cutlery material
with hardened and keen-cutting edge and
fully ground.
They are highly nickel-plated, giving bright.
smooth finish throughout Ball-bearing makes the
Shears run smoothly. Tension keeps them sharp.
Handle fits like glove, Different in construction
from ordinary shears.
All you have to do to get these unusual Shears
is to order pound package of Arbuckes' Coffee,
either Whole Bean Ground, from your grocer.
Then cut the signature "Arbuck.e Bros" from the
wrapper and send the signature with only Is centsl
We make this exceptional offer because we know
that once you try Arbuckles you will never be salts
fed with any other coffee.
Don't delay-send now
Be sure the signature and money reach us before
this offer expires. You will regret it if you don't
take advantage of this special premium offer and get
pair of these Tension Shears
You have to buy coffee anyway-just ask your
grocer for Arbuckles. You'll be glad you did every
time you use these fine smooth-cuttng Shears. Send
today and by return mail you will receive them
Arbucke Bros, II Water ST., New York.
This offer good only 80 days
The Washington times., 1916-10-28
GASOLINE VAPOR
CAUSES EXPLOSIONS
Liquid Itself Does Not Burn, and
Care Should Be Used In Its
Keeping.

Since the development OF the motor.
the number OF fires due to gasofene has
enormously increased. Today gasolene
Is reckoned as one OF the primary causes
OF conhagration.
One Of she peculinrities OF gasolene
that Is little known TO the general pub
lie Is that II will not burn or explode.
The explosion 80 often referred TO IL due
to gasolene vapor. And gasolcne vapor
Ia one OF the most deadly explosives
known. II II as powerful as gunpowder
and far more likely to he set on
An explosion of n mixture OF 10 per
cent OF gasolene vapor with air has been
known to wreck small house COM
pletely. The sides of the house were
blown out. the roof collapsed, the wreck
age was set on fire and the whole thing
destroyed.
Heavier Than Air.
Gasoline vapor Is heavier than air and
falling to the floor follows the course OF
the drausht. IT this draught carries II
10 "A fire. which 1t IL very like to do. the
flame shoots back like a train OF gun
powder TO the course OF supply. and
either ignltes the gasolene vapor or
causes an explosion.
In spite of these things householders
use gasolene as IL II was so much water.
' 1t II used for SO many household pur-
poses-all the way from cleaning gloves
T. killing vcrmin--that intimacy has bred
| contempt But sooner or later the care
| less user OF gasolene comes to grief, and
if he Is not killed. he stands a good
show OF losing all his possessions.
a. n
where there is n fire. II should never be
used at night. and never In the house II
1t Is possible to go out of doors.
In cleaning silk great care should be
taken. The tendency of silk to generate
static electricity Is we'll known and
when II IL rubbed violently this Is in
creased. The discharge OF this cleo
tricity may take the form OF an invisible
spark, but that spark IL hot enough "a
ignite the gasolene vlpor.
Modern Safety Can.
| There IL no excuse for keeping gas.
oleno in the house In anything except
one of the modern safety cans. These
cans are 10 ingeniously contrived that
II Is impossible for a spark to enter
| the can. The mouth OF the can IL pro-
tected by fine mesh screen, which. or
| the principle OF the miners amp. pre-
vents the entrance Of fire.
| Under no circumstances should gaso
lcne he stored in the house. II II L.
necessary to keep on hand n gallon OF
more, 1t should he placed as far from
the house as possible. Where II IL
stored in larger quantities.. II should BE-
contained In an underground tank AND
raised by a pump. The further away
| from the house that tank Is kept tn,
| better.
These rules, which apply 10 the use Of
Pasolene should also be followed ir
The Washington times., 1916-10-28
NOT EVERY CAR CAN
Do ITS BEST IN CITY
Some Won't Stop Quickly,
Others Can't Pick Up Fast.
Six Best Motor.

Estimating the merit OF n motor car
by country driving alone Is not con-
elusive test OF its ability. and the cry
of some manufacturers that any car will
give good service on city pavements is
an erroneous contention
Not only does the city-driven car gem
orally run up greater mileage in "A sea-
son, but II Is subjected TO n terrific
strain In the sudden stops and starts
that mark everyday driving In con-
gested districts. While In the country,
an automobile runs along at smooth.
steady rate of speed. even though the
roads may be rough.
Undoubtedly the test OF car over
rough country roads through sand and
mud gives n good estimate Of the worth
or the springs and the power OF the car.
but no country driving. unless specially
arranged Will demonstrate the f'cXlbillty
or motor. the merits of the brakes, or
the ease OF handling the car.
To say that most any automobile will
give good service on the smooth pave
ments OF n city Is fallacy. Motorists
daily are finding out that there Is n
marked difference in automobiles In urb-
all driving. Some cannot pick up quick
iy. Others will not stop AT once. and
with some n constant shifting OF the
gears in congestcd districts makes drIv-
ing n nightmare.
Naturally. the motorist wants n car
that will prove satisfactory under all
conditions. and It has been conclusively
demonstrated that, so far as the motor
Is concerned, the six cylinder answers
the question As to brakes, springs. and
other parts OF the motor car. they vary
with the different automobiles.
The fact that thousands upon thou
sands OF Saxon motor cars are in Use
today i'm the cities of the country is
proof OF the ability of Saxon Six Il
thread traffic easily. The feasibility OF
the Saxon Six and the excellent brakes
give feeling OF absolute safety in the
crowded streets of metropolis.
And the number of rural owners. tc
say nothing of the tours that city owned
SaNons have taken without single
| mishap. demonstrates the ruggedncss OF
these cars under every condition.
The Washington times., 1916-10-28
M|LBURN ELECTRIC
ADOPTS NEW SEATS

In order to get the most room and most
comfort in the body Of their product,
Milbuin electric designers have adopted
the fold-away type of seats. The seats
are just as comfortable as the most
luxurious chairs.
'There are scores Of reasons why the
fold-awaY type of seat is more suitable
for electric vehicles than the old-fashion-
ed revolving chairs" declares Arthur
Foraker. local dealer But greatest of
their advantage is room. We will con-
slider for a moment that you have been
suddenly called out OF the city. You
, must take your trunk with you, but the
train is about to leave and you have
no time to get in touch with the carriage
company, If you happen TO have a NIL
burn Electric, however, you need not
worry. Extra wide doors and the I'M
usual inside space made possible by the
fold-away seats will give you plenty OF
room for the trunk All you have to
do Is put the trunk in the electric and
then your wife can drive you to the sta
tion-trunk and all.
Furthermore, II there are only two
passengers In the Milburn Electric. they
have the feeling OF riding in car built
for two persons. There are no vacant
front seats which give the car an empty
appearance as though It were but half
filled and too large for the use to which
1t happens to be devoted.
And, still another important advant-
age In our seating arrangements is that
1t decreases the weight Of the car"
The Washington times., 1916-10-28
Why Not Be Square
With Tire Adjuster?
Radiator Urges Motorists to Tell the Truth in Max
ing Complaints to the Company's Agent With
out Fear of Losing Thereby.
BY MONTE SOHN.

arms and display the rest OF the circus
stunts which are intended to convey
sincere Indignation. the tire adjuster
with fear and trembling will concede
them about 1900 miles worth of trade
In value to which they are not entitled.
Unfortunately, however-for motorists
OF this kind-it does not work.
II you have a real cause for COM
plant, II your tire has developed a
defect, IL II has run considerably under
regular mileage. go to the tire adjuster
and tell him about 1t. BE square with
him.
He will be more liberal than yo,,
think. and in most cases more liberal
than you deserve.
But don't ask any more of the tire
adjuster than you in your own busi-
ness would be willing to concede to q
customer dissatisfied.
Cut Out PyrOtechnics.
Cut out the pyrotechncs. The tire
adjuster Is nobodv's fool. lie is on
the defensive because people have got
ten into the habit of trying to put
something over on him.
The tire adjuster ~ wise. That IL the
reason he Is the tire adiuster.
When you make up your mind To &c
down to the office of the tire COM
pany. wave your arms excitedly, wax
incoherent and purple, and conclude by
promising him never to use his partic'
ular brand of tire again, unless Inc
gives you two new front tires
Don't do it,
The Washington times., 1916-10-28

The regular scheme of things in
motordom, according to what we have
heard and seen during a few days so
journ in the office of the tire adjuster
is about as follows:
You have gotten about 1000 miles on
your two front tires.
But they look to be in splendid con-
dition.
There are no breaks or cuts In the
tread.
tire adjuster. wave your arms excltedly
wax incoherent. and purple, and con-
clude by promising him never to use
his particular brand OF tire again un-
less he gives you two new front tires.
because these two haven't been run
IA mile over 1000 miles,
Do not do 1t.
You have been driving a car about
three years.
In those three years the Tire Ad-
juster has examined fully 5000 tires.
He has seen, Judged. and expressed
himself professionally on more tires In
that period than you could use in nine
lifetimes.
Be Square With Adjuster.
Please-Do not sacrifice your dignity
inc Oh INC TIRE duJuSNtl SfHS'
OF humor. lie knows more of the why's
and whcrefores OF ordinary wear and
abuse of tires than most men know
about their favoritc sport. which is a
large portion.
All of the tire companies are far
more liberal in matters of adjustment
than the usual long run of service fair
~ called for. They are nothing II not
eager to keep users of their tires hap
by. In the great majority of cases the
difference Is all on the. side of the
motorer-he gets the big edge in salts
faction.
1t IL, therefore poor plan Mt best
for any motorist to lie about his tire
mileage. Lie" Is the proper word,
That Is what many motorists think
Is the proper caper when they prepare
to buy new tires.
It seems to be their impression that
II they lie about 5000 or 1900 miles un'
der the actual mileage. disrating the
performance OF the tire, wave theil
The Washington times., 1916-10-28

Handling kerosene. benzine and the
other highly volatile OTIS.
IL is not so many years ago that the
starting Of a fire in the stove with
kerosene oil was one of the standard
jokes OF the comic papers. 1t was no
joke, however, to the person who tried
II once too often.
Recent experiments have shown that
static electricity frequently Is genera
ted by pouring gasolene into an insu-
lated metal container. This Is the cause
undoubtedly of many fires in garages.
The Rasolene Is allowed to fall in n
pail with n wooden handle, which hangs
from the spout OF the container. When
the gasolene becomes overcharged, the
resulting spark starts a, fire.
The Washington times., 1916-10-28
Tanners Trouble.

. The lion tanner was brave. as n lion
tanner necessarily must he, yet he had
his weakness. For one thing, he lived
I'm mortal terror of bronchitis. One day
after he had entered, with perfect com
posure, "A cage containing two half
starved bears and a panther, he shook
his head gravely as he came out.
This Is going TO end badly for me
some day." he said solemnly to n gentle
man who stood near.
"Of course. there is always the danger
that the ferocious beasts will devour
you" said the gentleman sympathetic
cally
"The animals?" the lion tanner ex-
claimed. Good heavens. you don't sup
pose I am afraid OF them! 1t is these
COMPOUNDED cages. They arc such dread
full places for drafts"
The Washington times., 1916-10-28
Double Proof.

A tramp knocked at n farmers door
and called for something to eat.
Are you a Christian" asked the
good-hearted countrymanI
Cant YOU tell?" answered the man.
Look at the holes worn in the knees
OF my pants. What do they proven"
The farmers wife promptly brought
out the food. and the tramp turned 10
go.
"welli Well" asked the farmer
what made those holes in the back OF
your pants?"
"Backsllding." replied the tramp. -
he hurried on.
The Washington times., 1916-10-28
HOW MD. MOTOR CAR
LICENSE Law WORKS
Each Individual Who Operates
Car Must Be Registered
With Machine.

. series I' b ~ Col. r. Austin BauRbmsn
on the nsw motor vehicle law. ne de-
scribes Part 3 of the automobile law,
which has to do with the registration
Of motor vehicles and their operators)
The Nevada County picayune., 1916-04-06
w. '. TOMPKiNS AD-
 DRESSES HIGH SCHOOL
You Will Not Be a Success in Life If You Study Only for
 Self Qualification

Mir. Tompkins used as his sub- ject the two antonyms, selfish ness and sacrifice.
 If you practice selfishness your neighbofs will despise you. If you are of a sacrificing and un- selfish disposition your neigh bors will admire and love ycu.
 It has been said and still is said, The world owes me a liv- ing" but it is a hard debt to col lect. You must put something into this life if you expect to get anything in return. Listen to those who are old r. those who have trcdden the pathway of fife. They know the battles you will have and the temptations t1aj you will meet.
 You will not be a success in life if you study only for self qualification. Your education should be sacrifice, you should study to be benefit to humani- ty Unless you can do some thing better than the other fel- low you will be a dollar a day man. It is the boy that plods that makes a success in life and not the smartest, especially if he knows it. It makes no iiffer- ence what profession you choose, the other mans vocation is the
The Nevada County picayune., 1916-04-06

party at the home of Miss. Mar garet Hart last Friday evening. Tho evening was we'll spent in playing Progressive Hearts, and Miss Mary James and Robert Short were both awarded the prize for making hlgh score. Then the hostess, assisted by Gertrude Davis, Jerre Johnson and Amelia White, served dainty refreshments. The color scheme was carried out in purple and white. Then at a late hour the guests departed and declaring what an excellent time each one had.
The Nevada County picayune., 1916-04-06
YOUNG MAN, YOUNG WOMAN, BE 4
 CHIN UPPER

You do just four things and
 no more. You think; you re- member; you imagine, you act.
 When you learn to think bet ter, remember better, imagine b tier, or act better, you are in- creasing your efficiency, and, therefore your income. You may feel you are very success. fui now, Suppose you are; it is- mt question ofwhat you know, but of bow beneficial practical business education will be to you III addition to what you already
The Nevada County picayune., 1916-04-06

better.
 Mr. Tompkins states that in his judgment the best opportu- mites lay in the mechanical line.
 When he was a boy it looked to him like all things were about accomplished, and his life as a man would be one of ease. Elec- tric lights were not in use then, and when they were installed in Little Rock a great crowd assem- bled on Mt. Nebo to see the heavens light up when the lights were turned on in the city.
 The command was given to Adam in the Garden of Eden to conquer the world. As long as there is a force in nature that has not been utilized there is work to do and great things to accomplish.
The Nevada County picayune., 1916-04-06
STATEMENT OF HE OWNERSHIP. MANAGEMENT, ClR-
 GULATIOS ETC. REQUIRED Sf ACT AUGUST "A 1912

of Nevada County Picayune published weekly at Prescott, for Apr, l. 1916. Editor, C. B Andrews
 Managing Editor, c. B. Andrews Business Managers, C. E. Andrews Publisher, C. E. Andrews Owners: eff corporation, give it's names and addresses of stockholders holding per cent or more of total amount of stock. If not corporation gives names and addresses of inpividual owners ]
 c. B. Andrews
 Known bond holders, mortgages and other security holders, holding per cent or more of total amount of bonds mortgages, or other securities.
 None.
 C. B. Andrews, Owner Sworn to and subscribed before me this lst day of April 1916.
 (Seal.) Alex Vaughan,
 Notary Public, (My commission expires Dec. 5, l9l8.)
The Nevada County picayune., 1916-04-06

Alex May and J. l.. Boswell were in the city yesterday on business.
 J. C. Rhodes of Weaver. was in the city yas,erGay and called at the Eleayn9e otilte.
 4. IL mu4n F q Esq. Ben Shell of Aio,nv township were D ea5ant callers last Monday. For Sale l75 bushels of White E4g uorn nuat ,eI. within the next ten days at Some Price.
 ]. L. Gordon
 Phone 118 A.
 Route 6 Prescott Ark Prof. and Mrs. ". J. Stone, of Gurdon, were visitors to Pres cott yesterday, having accom- panied the remains of Mrs CuIp For Rent Pasture mile West of Laheburg, for horses ard cat tie Horses $1 % per month and cattle, 75c per month,
 Sam Gautsche Danville County Seat Of Yell County, on the Rock IslaEd R. R has no Picture Show at present, Good location for the right man. have building and Airdome ad- joining, will rent cheap. Come
 T. l. Pound.
 D0uville, Ark. T. he contest last night be- tween the Garland and Zenith Literary Snc,etics of the Prescott High school the Zeniths were the winners and Miss Lillian Hai,om a6l GasJer Orin Els worth Wlll ~=pIe esent the school in the Camden llp Contest on the l4th