Omaha daily bee., 1916-06-13
B. I. T. Declares
Look at Daniels
Like Pulmotor
the oratory faucets will be opened.
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the oratory faucets will be opened.
And against any Of the emission oi
language ! will place the following
advertisement, clipped from the quar-.
terly magazine OF the South Dakota
School of Mines:
You may go back to the dawn Of history
long before the pyramids Of Egypt were
built In the valley Of the Nile; down
through the romantic. troubled times o,
Chaidcas grandeur and Assyria's magnifi'
cence. Of Babylonla's wealth and luxury; oi
Greek and Roman spiendor; of Mohamme.
dan culture and refinement. down to tht
dawn Of yesterday, You may 60 back Il
the Roman senate, and march agains,
back TO the battlefields Of old, whert
mighty armies are again contsnding OF
the same bastlefieids where Napoleon
whose name fills more pages In the world'i
| solemn history than that Of any other NOR
tal---contended one hundred years ago. Yor
may sail tho southern seas with Drake
see the North Pole with Pesry and Cook
or 20 to the South Pole with Amundseu
You may circumnaviGate the globe with
Magellan. and travel the broad prairies Of
the west. where the grass waves befort
the wind like the billows Of the sea. and
In all this great territory and in all tht
pages Of history you will find no record oi
any store that has ever offered greater
values for the same money than til,
Duhamel store Of Radip City.
You may be interested--nobody else
seems to be-in fact that ST. Loui.
has recently produced beer contain
ing a negligible percentage Of alcohol
"a beerless beer, S to S. II is being
consumed in vast quantities by the
visiting delegates, whose preferred
tipple Is burbon, the weather continu.
ing cool.
Brass bands have begun to break
loose, serving as reminders that there
Is to be convention in the city. A
friend OF old Bill Byrne's who was in
Chicago as q dele last week, plays in
his home town band. Asked what he
thought about Chicago, he replied
Rotten, why the fellows in these
parade bands never had any practice
together"
One Of the interesting sights OF St.
Louis is the new, in the sense OF in
complete, municipal bridge over the
Mississippi, which lacks only ap-
proaches and traffice 20 fulfill the pur-
pose for which It was begun. II the
approaches were added it would still
lack traffice, consequently there is no
hectic haste about going on with the
work. II is not a good looking struc-
ture, but compared with Chicago
bridges It is T Of B.
You may have observed that when
you are Il, new city the shop win
dows seem more attractive than those
OF your home town. Seattle's shops,
! remember, impressed me as being
the most ailuring had ever seen. The
probable reason Is that we are. at
home, we--meaning the men-pay lit
tie attention to shop windows.
In a strange city, also, there seems
to be twice as many handsome resi-
dences as in ones home city. am not
sure that this Is not true OF St. Louis.
In a drive through the western part
Of the town this morning, ! observed
scores Of stately mansions, the gilt
ter Of which exceeded, in costliness
and good taste, the piles along Chi
cago's Lake Shore drives.
Ennui ccnters today on the name OF
the nominee for vice president, u had
rather than forty shillings," says one
of Shakespeare's characters, Il had
my book Of songs and sonnets here" !"
II had my book u songs here ]
should, apropos OF the wise presidency,
reprint a set Of verses the refrain Of
which is, Nobody Cares a Dam"
Colonel Roosevelts statement that
he is out Of politics does not mean
that he addressed an Othello farewell
to the game, or that he will not par.
ticipate in the campaign. When q man
remarks that he Is out Of breath he
does not mean that he has quite
breathing, or that he has lost inter-
est In life. When the grocer says he
Is out Of fresh eggs, he doesn't Imply
that he has quit selling fresh eggs.
The colonel is out OF polictics in this
sense--his stock has run out--but he
will reopen presently at the old stand,
with fresh assortment Of verbs,
nouns, adjectives and other parts OF
speech, and will hang out the sign,
why go next door to be cheated I
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