Evening capital and Maryland gazette. (Annapolis, Md.) 1910-1922, 1916-06-10


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SATURDAY. JUNE 10, 1916.
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June is one weepy month.
Nothing is so rare as sunshiny day
IN June.
II is wise state that knows its. own
favorite son.
As a sphinx the Colonel would never
sit still anywhere.
Otherwise, Colonel Roosevelt thinks
Henry Ford is a fine fellow.
Political orators ought to begin lay
ing in their supplies of gas bombs.
just at present, almost anybody
would rather be right than President
What has become of the ld-fashion-
cd kings who used to lead the charges?
Even the festive Anne Arundel
strawberry is washed out by the rain.
II Germany had hand in the Irish
revolt. she must have put her foot in
It, too.
What Mexico needs is a de facto
President with head as cool as
his feet.
Now is the time for the frugal man
TO give last years straw hat the classic
once over.
Justice Hughes has done everything
to stop his boom except the things that
would stop il.
La the meantime, Portugal conducts
It's correspondence school war on hui
name principles.
WISCONSIN is to have a stadium.
Thus the glory that was Greece con
tinues to spread.
Wall streets war brides cannot sue
cessfully compete with the incompar-
able June variety.
This country has the biggest dam in
the world close TO the Mexican border.
How appropriate!
Congress could employ a little time
usefully by passing some much needed
defense legislation.
Berlin police while searching butch
ers homes should not overlook Count
Xeppeln's residence.
Democratic Switzerland with its cit
izen army is giving spectacular dem
onstraton sitting tight.
Opportunity likes to knock at the
door of the man who has a little cash
saved up for a rainy day.
People who believe in ample prep
arations against war would have Co
lumbia the gem of two oceans.
Quickest way TO overawe old Car
rama would be TO threaten to send a
regiment of BARRIERS after him.
Secretary Lansing takes a common
sense view in refusing to act as eats
paw for any European power.
Every time man starts in bust
ness for himself. he learns a lot of
things he would rather not know.
Only an obfuscated mind would con-
fuse militarism with democratic sys-
tom of universal military traningg and
service.
Rumors that peace negotiations are
under way are not loud enough to
drown the echoes from the artillery
at Verdun.
Unless the weather quickly turns
warmer, Justice Hughes will never
thaw out in time for the Republican
conventions
Who says Hicks isn't forecaster
from away back? Didn't he say there
would be terrible electrical storms
from June to .!
Most of the stupendous lies from the
Mexican border are concocted for the
same purpose as the bandit raids-for
bringing about war
Representative Hay is trying his
best TO accomplish the feat character
lied by Colonel Roosevelt as putting
pigtail on Uncle Sam.
In case of invasion the grateful for
eign army should pitch its camp in
Representative Hays district in order
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