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The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1916-06-16
GRAPE MEETING JUNE BOTH

At the last ~ ,eting hsld ia Hartfor
for the purpose of Federation of Grape
Growers, DR.. Eben Mumford was made
chairman of committee to confer with
the Department of Markets at Washing.
ton, to secure a representative from that
Office to attend and address Mass
Meeting OF the growers of Van Buren,
Co. and another in Berrien county to
complete the Overhead Organization
or Federation.
Mr.. Mumford writes NJ. II. Pugsley
as chairman of the preliminary meetings
that about June 30 be can have Mr..
Bassett here as he comes to Michigan,
June q, to give lectures for few days
at the M. A. G. This project is meeting
with great favor by growers and organ.
izatlons. Articles of Incorporation and
BY Laws are being prepared by a com.
mittee from both counties and will be
ready for this meeting. Positive date and
and place of meeting will be given next
week. Let all growers plan to attend.
1t means much to the grape industry.
M, H. Pugsley.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1916-06-16
Luke Mcluke SAYS:

A man seldom thinks of breaking a
bad habit until he finds that the bad
habit is breaking him.
One-half the world is busy telling
you what you must do and the other
half is busy telling you what you must
not do.
Some girls seem to imagine that love
is so blind that fellow will not notice
face powder unless he tastes it.
When a man learns how to swim he
knows how to swim. But girl has to
have man teach her how to swim ev-
cry time she puts on bathing suit.
The old fashioned man who used to
get up at 4 a. IN. and milk the COW now
has son who cusses the milkman be-
cause he makes a noise when he rat
ties the bottles at a. IN.
There isn't much difference between
the man who hasn't any brains and the
man who doesn't know how to use
what little he has.
When you hear man Dragging that
he never made a mistake in his life you
can bet that he isn't married man.
Before he gets her he thinks that she
is not q bit like other girls. And after
he gets her he knows that she isn't.
Truth is more of a stranger than fic-
ton.
Some women are glad they haven't
any children. because If they had they
might not have time to attend all of the
mothers meetings.
We are all attracted by our Oppo-
sites. Maybe that is the reason why a
woman who is a good talker usually
cops out q man who is a good listener
A man and his wife can usually get
up a bitter argument over the que~
they had cat.
You can whitewash mans charac-
teer, but the black will show through
every now and then.
A man will do a lot of boasting about
the strength of his will power until his
doctor tells him that he has to give up
smoking.
Job had q reputation for patience
But he was never on street car going
to a ball game when n coal wagon
driver insisted on blocking the car
tracks for three or four squares.
Every now and then you will find
man who Is so disappointed that Prov
idence did not make a jackass out Of
him that he puts in twenty-four hours
day trying to correct the mistake.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1916-06-16
PETER MAGELLAN.

Peter Mackellar was born ia New
York City in 1858 His faher and mother
were OF Scotch descent. When he was
only young boy they came to Paw
Paw to make this place their home.
10 1873 be was united in marriage to
Miss Sadie Sebring of Bangor. They
made Paw Paw their home and the wife
passed away about three years ago IN
the home on Elm street. After her
death be went 20 Portland. Oregon, to
make his home with his SOD Horace.
The only daughter, Mrs. Charles Morri-
SOD, lives a short distance east of Paw
Paw.
Mr.. Mackellar was postmaster in Paw
Paw for term of five years under Gro
YER Cleveland. Pc was good faithful
server Of the public and made many
friends during his service. He was a
membe of the Presbyterian church, the
M4soGic order and Eastern Star. He
WAS ever loyal-to his friends and his
many little acts of kindness to those 10
need of help will long be remem bered by
many.
The funeral services we're held in
Portland, June s, and be was laid to
rest in that city.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1916-06-16
GREAT CHANGE IS
Seen BY SMITH
Grand Rapids Man Heart
lily in favor of great Tan
lac.

Arthur Smith, a well known carpenter
who lives at 9l9 Ottawa avenue, north,
Grand Rapids, makes this statement:
IL have suffered from rheumatism for
the past two years and, at times the
pain was 80 bad that | could hardly
stand it. / would have severe dsrting
pains in my back and sides and these
would often keep me awake nights. In
damp weather these pains would be
worse and | would be all crippled up,
making it unsafe for me elm bling around
at my work. lost appetite and became
nervous. My spstem was all run down.
81 decided to try Tanlac because /
had heard so many people say it had
helped them. l wac agreeaby pleased
at the quick aud beneficial results ! got
from few doses of Tanac 1t improved
my condition at once, | am now'teeling
better every day. My rheumatism is
much better and my whole system has
been built up in every way. sleep we IL.
am full of life and energy all the time. :"
Tanlac may be obtained here at the
store of Paw Paw Drug Co. adv
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1916-06-16
DAY N. {. CHURCH.

Children's day exercises in the Meth
odist church last Sunday marked the
50th anniversary of the first observance
Of Children's day. The day was first OBJ
served 10 1866 as part of the celebration
of the first century of American Metho-
dism. A chlldren's day fund has been
created with the yearly collections taken
on Ithis day. From this fund 22,984
Sunday school pupils have been helped
in getting higher education.
After devotional exercises led by the
pastor, Rev. Carman, five members of
the Cradle Roll were presented for bap-
item. Making of the Flag" was then
given by the children of the school. The
boys, with red ssshes and girls in blue
or white, made the red white and blue
stripes. Members of the infant depart.
ment carried the stars for the flag
Meta Smith, as standard bearer, led 10
the "Pledge to the Flag" and singing
"Hurrah for the Flag and "Star Span.
gied Banner "A recitation, american
ISM" by Irene Fischer, dressed as Co.
lumbia, followed. Miss Pearl Stephens,
assisted by Samuel Haight and Mary
Nash. told OF the work being done with
the Children's day fund and presented
diplomas to the students representing
the different countries. Flowers ard
flags of all nations were used in the dec
orations.
Much credit is due the committee,
Mrs Carmen, Miss Carmen and Miss
Pearl Stephens, who had charge OF the
eyercises
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1916-06-16
NEW SCHEDULE ON
THE FRUIT BELT

The summer schedule on the X. l.. S.
& G.. r. h. goes into effect on Monday,
June 10. The time table will be found
on page 7 Of this issue. The new sched-
ule gives ore extra train each way and
is nearly the same as last summer,
Morning train leaves Paw Paw for
Kalamazoo at 600 a. IN, arrives in Kali
amazoo at $50; leaves Kalamazoo at $50
arrives in Paw Paw at S:45 and South
Haven at 1920. Train leaves South Ha-
ven at 700 a m, arrives in Paw Paw at
S:45, Kalamazoo 9:35 Train leaves Kal-
amazoo at noon, arrives Paw Faw Loo
p. ~, South Haven 400 .. ~. Leaves
Kalamazoo at 900 p. m, arrives at Paw
Paw 700, South Haven 1925 p. IN. Train
leaves South Haven 1880 p. M, arrives
Paw Paw $50, Kalamazoo 4:40. Leaves
South Haven at 4:55 daily except Satur-
day, arriving in Paw Paw at $50, leaves
South Haven Saturday at $50 p. IN,
and runs as far as Lawton, arriving at
Paw Paw at $3.50 p. NJ. BY the new
schedule passengers can leave Paw Paw
for Kalamazoo at 600 a. m., 8:45 a. M,
$3.50 p. IN. Passengers leave for Hart
ford and South Haven at $40 a. M, 100
D. 10. and 700 p. m.
The Sunday schedule is the same as
last summer: Trains leave for Kalamazoo
6l5 a. N. and $50 p. IN. Leaves for
South Haven at $40 a. IN. BY this
schedule one can have day at Lake
Cora or any point west. The returning
train leaves South Haven at $50 p. M,
arriving in Kalamazoo at 6l5, returning
as far as Paw Paw Immediately upon ar.
rival in Kalamazoo.
Any information regarding the sched-
ule will be cheerfully given by the local
agent or by calling
Il. ID. Sway re, Gen. Supt,
Lawton, Mich.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1916-06-16
DALLAS BOUDEMAN
COMPOSES SONGS

Hon. Dallas Boudeman OF this city is
the author Of words and music of two
thrilling preparedness" songs that have
swing AMI go which will undou b :edly
make them tbemost popular and patriotic
of the day. One OF the pieces, my Boy
Will Be Soldier When He's Needed,
is marching song. 1t is full of military
spirit and vigor that will appeal to the
American heart. The second song is en-
titled, 1.-The Liberty Bell is Ringing"
The songs are published by the Boude-
man Music company of this city They
are on sale on the various music count.
ers, and by the publishers. Few of Mr..
Boudeman's friends have been aware
that he is writer of music, yet be has
already published number of successful
songs and is the author of the only CON-
plete volume of acting songs for clubs,
literary societies, schools and choruses.
Kalamazoo Gazette
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HAWTHORNE CO.
STAGE GOOD PLAYS
The Company Appears at
Opera House Every
Wednesday Night.

The Mabel Hawthorne Co last We'd
Go wrong" The production was of
the best OF it's kind ever given here, and
the cast was an all star for their re-
spective parts. The story is one of al
every day occurrence in which young
girls OF The country are led away from
the good teachings of mother by man
posing as bachelor, and winning the
affection of innocent girls. The play
has a good moral and lesson for every
young lady. Miss Hawthorne took the
roll OF Miss Mary Miller, the country
girl, and played the part exceedingly
we'll. The support of the cas- was that
Of the best.
Next Wednesday the company will
give high class vaudeville with three
enc act features and entire change of
specalties. Mac" always has some
thing new, while he is no "spring
chicken" himself, but every night he
has something new to "spnDg" in wit
ard humor. The company is just as good
and In our estimation, BETTER than some
of the stock companies appes ri lg on the
stages in the cities. They are gentlemen
and ladies' in every way that the term
implies, and should be given the sup,
port of everyone who enjoys good,
clean evening of entertainment Tell
your friends that Mabel will be here
next Wednesday in high class vaude-
vile and be a booster for good, moral
stage entertainment I'd Paw Paw on
Wednesday nights.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1916-06-16
REAL ESTATE TRANSFERS

Henry G Williams ct al to Sarah E
Williams 40 sec Hartford 81.
Sarah Williams ct al to Emlenia Goss
40 a sec 2 Hartford 81.
Sarah Williams ct al to Frank A Will
liams; 40 sec Hartford 81.
Geo w Lyle & to Richard Shutter 81
"; pei sec % Bloomingdale ST..
Geo w Lyle & to Archibald Lyle e.
W; pei sec "a Bloomingdale $1,000.
Dettie Estel Brown to Robert + Muel-
Ter; pei sec 2 Paw Paw So
Rosaline M Johnson to VIM Fetch er
ct al; pei lot 10 blk Decatur 81.
Nellie Borst to Jas Marshall; lots 10 81
IL blk Is Decatur $500.
Bonnie Marks to Jacob Kaplan: 40 a
sec 10 Arlington 81.
Julia G Sny der to Lizzie Hershenson;
20 sec Is Covert $3.50.
Harriet Palmer to Chas II Myers; lot
! pei lot 9 lots l, 2, 3, 81 blk Hartford 81
Louis s McFarlin to Harry d Jewell;
14:39 sec Waverly 81.
Samuel J Smethers to JAS e Trim:
pei sec 7 Antwerp $40.
hduuO II LdOOl W al Il LoDOi Tvs
5, 6 blk % BItely al Lawton 81.
II j Howe g. to jeanette Lee: 5 a
sec q Paw Paw 81.
Lynn J Lewis q to Lemott Earring
ton g. W, pei sec 20 Columbia 1920.
Sarah Williams ct al to Henry & Will.
liams; 80 a sec Hartford 81.
Sarah Williams to Isaac Williams; %
a sec 2 Hartford 81,
Sarah Williams to Frank Williams;
lot 2 & 3 blk Reynolds ad Hartford
1926.
Agnes E Bangs to Bangs f Warner;
pei blk % Paw Paw 500.
Albert Newkirk to John Douglas; 10
a sec % Antwerp, 81.
John Douglas & W to Albert Newkirk;
pei ok u Pine Grove Mills $4,000.
Merr,ck Dean to Benz w Clark ct
al, 50 a sec Decatur 81.
Arthur f Pierce Il to Amenio q
Nardl; 1913. 10 sec 8 Hartford $l0.
TheoGore Merwin 10 Dannie Merwin;
5 sec 10 AImena 81.
Geo II Murch a. to Theodore Mer-
win: 60 a sec ID Almena $500
ElminsJ Anderson to lone White;
pei SIC Hartford s2lo0.
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PICKED UP ABOUT
THE COURT HOUSE
CIRCUIT COURT is
AGAIN IN SESSION

Circuit Court convened Monday, after
an adjournment since Wednesday and
proceeded with the trial of the one Grim
inal case, Frank Lee, charged with as
sault with intent to murder, Judge
Tucker presiding.
WI Barnard appears for the respond
ent and Prosecuting Attorney Burhans
is being assisted by G. M. Van Ripper,
Assistant Prosecutor.
This is the only criminal case to be
tried this term of court, and there are
but few jury cases.
The following civil cases are set for
trial, following the criminal case:
Benjamin f. j. O'Dell vs. James |. Day.
Attachment and Replevin.
Mary Pals vs. Otto Pals. Replevin.
Fannie French VS. Michigan Cent. Ry.
Co. Case.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1916-06-16
OUR new Corners ARE
HIGHLY RECOMMENDED

Mr.. and Mrs. Earl Il. Laverty who re-
Gently moved to Paw Paw to open a
variety store are now nicely located in
the Van Buren, county seat and are
awaiting the arrival of their stock. The
Lavertys are excellent citizens and we
heartily commend them to the people OF
Paw Paw. Mr.. Laverty has served as
city clerk for two terms and manager of
both the Western Union and Postal
Telegraph companies and 10 both sta
tons has given conscientious and honor
able service. Mrs. Laverty is the daugh-
ter of John l.. Miller, prominent in the
Grand Encampment |. D. o. +. of Mich
igan. John l.. Miller Jr., Mr. Laverty's
brother. n-la succeeds him as local man
ager for the Western Union. -Charlotte
Republican.
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The BRIDGE of BoiIs,

Among the many works carried out
by the late Sir John Arid is the most
oddly named bridge in the world. This
Is In Peru, on the railway from Lima
to Oroya, spanning a deep and precipi-
tous chasm over 600 feet wide and
resting on three gigantic piers.
Many of the men employed on the
work were ex-sailors, whose training
enabled them to work at dizzy heights.
Although the work was necessarily of
a most dangerous character, there
were comparatively few accidents.
But an epidemic of bubonics plague
broke out. So the bridge was officially
christened Puente de las verrugas, or
Bridge of Boils, a name which 1t still
MISUNDERSTANDING.
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PROBATE COURT PROCEEDINGS.

Estates of Deceased:
Silas N. Barne-. No claims filed.
Estate closet to creditors.
John Wilkinson. Hearing on claims
adjourned.
Edwin j. Bowen. Same as first one.
Alva Pierce. Order appointing l.. g..
Pierce administrator. Bond issued.
Edgar j. Benson. Petition for specific
performance OF land contract filed. Hear
ing July 10th.
Electa G. Hyames, Incom. Annual
account of guardian filed.
James Nc Cain. Bond tiled and letters
testamentary issued to Evira Cant.
Order appointing appraisers and hearing
on claims. Claim day Oct. l6
Sarah G. Barker, George ii. Barker
and Ricketson j. Doughty. Warrant
and inventory filed.
A. E. Bessey. Bond on license to
mortgage real estate filed.
Pauline e. Prouty, Rex M. Prouty
and Elizabeth G. Prouty, minors. Nom
instion of guardian filed.
The following hearings are set for
Monday June 10Th.
Estates of:
Samuel d. Kenney. Hearing on
claims.
Burdette Alden, minor. Hearing on
petition for license to sell real estate.
William II. Havens. Hearing on pc
tition to probate will.
George +. Conway. Hearing on final
account.
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PAW PAW RELAY ;
TEAM SETS RECORD

The relay team OF the Paw Paw high
shoolcomposed of the following boy,
Grant and CLAIR McFarlin. Arthur Nur n
and Kirke Harrington, went to the capitol
city last Saturday ard entered the state
interschoastic field meet held by the
schools throughout the state. OF
course the boys again proved there was
none too good for them. They not only
won the race easily, but lowered the
state record 25, anc brought home
another cup to add to their already large
collection.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1916-06-16
BIDS WANTED

Sealed bids will be received by the
Village of Paw Paw. Michigan for The
construction of seweLn sewer district
No. three (3) in the village of Paw Paw
Michigan up to and including noon of
Goth day of June A. D. 1916 Plans,
blueprints and complete specifications
are on file In the office OF the Village
Clerk and may be seen there at any time.
The right is reserved to reject any or all
bids.
Dated June II, 1916.
Harold ID. Spicer,
Ut. Village Clerk.
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PIONEERS ANNUAL
MEET SATURDAY

The 18th annual reunion of the Van
Buren, County Pioneer association will
be held in Lawrer ce, Saturday, June II.
Following is the program:
MORNING SESSION.
l0:30-M usic
Invocation Rev. l.. +. Larkin
Minutes of last Meeting Rev. ]. p Bates
Reports of Township Vice Presidents
Treasurer's Report
Election of Officers
l:30 Picnic Dinner.
AFTERNOON SESSION
1870 Concert Lawrence Concert Band
/: 80 Address of Welcome, O. b. Dseuroth
Response j. Monroe, So. Haven
prayer Is. Drake
Music
Address John g. Ketcham, Hastings
M uslc- ---------------- $1,000 Band
Poem f.. l.. Keasey, So. Haven
"reminiscences Members
g. j. Monroe, Pres.
l. p Bates, Sec'y
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Pompeii.

Pompei was overwhelmed on the
night of Aug. "a, 70 A. d. The prin-
cipal citizens were then assembled, it
appears, in an amphitheater where
public spectacles were in progress
After a lapse of fifteen centuries a
countryman, as he was turning up the
ployed, found bronze figure, which
discovery led to further search, in the
course Of which numerous other OBJ
jects were brought to light, and thus,
at length, was the whole city uncov-
cred.
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CENTENNIAL NJ. L. CHURCH.
Rev. A. O. Carman, Pastor.

Rev. A. o. Carman, Pastor.
Sunday school at 1000 a. %.
Preaching service at IL 100 a. ~.
Evening service at 7.30.
Epworth League at $3.50 p. 10.
Prayer meeting Thursday evening.
ALMENA-Sunday school at p. IN.
There will be no preaching service at 2:l5
p. ~. on account of Children's Day ex-
ercises 10 the evening
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Notice to Non Resident Pup;Is

Notices should be served on home di-
rector before the 4th Monday in June
that students desires to attend Paw Paw
schools
On account OF expense per capita OF
operating the schools the rate OF tuition
has been advanced to $40. for students
in the grades and $50. for High School
pupils, payable semi-annualy in advance.
Thos. j. Cavanaugh,
1919 Secretary
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DEGREES FILED

Edgar j. Benson VIZ II J Lawrence
Decree to quiet title
Citizens STATE Bank vs.. Walter w.
Toole. Foreclosure.
Citizens State Bank VS. Bessie Shotwell
ct al. Forecloe urt.
Earl MeIick W.. Friedrich Grabbut.
Foreclosure.
Martha S. Lowe vs.. Andrew Hanna,
ct ux. Forecloe
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Submarine Wonders of Hawaii.

Nowhere in this wide world are there
such rainbow fish as in Hawaii, of ev-
cry color and shade and hue. If there
is any tint or grandeur of tints in the
prism that is not reflected I'm the scales
Of the finny tribes in the waters around
the islands | should like to see it. A
visit to the Honolulu aquarium tfar
superior as II is to the world famous
one in Naples). or to the Coral gardens,
bottomed boat. disporting themselves
In their own front yards. SO to speak.
Is well worth while. Christian Herald.
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Paw Knows EVERYTHING.

Willie-Paw, what is the power be-
hind the throne?
Paw-Well, that depends. Sometimes
ange peel, and sometimes it is banana
skin.
Maw-You quit asking your father
questions, Willie, or you will be as big
q fool as he is.
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CHRISTIAN SCIENCE.

Christian Science services are held at
the Corerie club house every Sunday
morning at l0:45 and Wednesday eve-
nings at 1880. Subject for next Sun
day: as the Universe, including Man,
Evolved by Atomic Force?"
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CIRCUIT COURT PROCEEDINGS
New Suits filed:

Phoebe Wright VS.. Pomeroy Johnson.
Petition for discharge of mortgage.
Ralph Randall VS.. Norman n. Frank
lin. Assumpsit
Mary f. Pals vs.. Walter Pals. Bill
for divorce.
Fern Mcpherson vs.. JOIN D. McPher
son. Bill for divorce.
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PRESBYTERIAN CHURCH,
Edgar w. Smith, Pastor.

Sunday school 10 a. N.
Morning service IL a. IN.
Morning subject, The Marks of Own
,rship.''
Evening subject, "Holy Ground"
Christian Endeavor at $50 p. On.
Prayer meeting Thursday evening.
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MARRIAGE LICENSES

Chas H. Shaefer, 81; Esther L. Buck
ley, both of Paw Paw.
Luke D. Riggs, %, Lawtop; Alice K.
Rector, 26, Kalamazoo.
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VILLAGE TAXES

l will be at the Paw Paw Savings Bank
every Tuesday, Thursday and Saturday
afternoon for the collection of village
taxes, also payments on special paving,
and sidewalk taxes that are now due. 4
T.. Dckerhoof,
2Otf. Village Treasurer.
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Parodies.

Without Maud Muller raking hay,
And Mary's little lamb,
A funny column day by day
Would not be worth a jitney.
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Betchal

When two women meet on any old street,
To outtalk each other they try;
They CAB and they blab and they blab
and they CAB,
They're swapping an 81" for an "I''
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WuH!

at says here that butcher found a
collar button in a cows stomach" re-
marked the old fogy.
THAT must be fake" responded the
crouch. How could a COW get under
a bedroom dresser?'
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This paradox may make you stare,
But l have always found
That when we know man is square
We like to have him round.
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Bits Of Byplay
By Luke MCLuke,
Copyright. 1915, the Cincinnati
Enquirer
The Wise Fool.

"A bird In the hand is worth two in
the bush," quoted the sage.
Yes" agreed the fool; IF it hap
pens to be on the face of silver dol
lar"
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Thinus to Worry About.

Mince pie is an easily assimilable
polysachrid carbohydrate of highly
calOric efficiency.
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Great Excitement Prevails!

GREAT ENCItemeht FreVaITS!
Mr.. John Maynard put on collar
and tie Sunday and passed down By
Milestone on his way to Elk. Wonder
what the attraction was?-From an
Exchange.
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Boss of the House.

Caller-Is the master Of the house
inl Proud Father-Yes. He's asleep
upstairs in his cradle.