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The St. Mary banner. (Franklin, Parish of St. Mary, La.) 1889-1931, 1916-05-06
a0NFl s|CKENS! It SAL|VATES!
DON'T STAY BILIOUS, C0NST|PATED
.,..o "Oodsons Liver Tone" VIII Give You the Best Liver
os"s Cleansing You Ever Had-Dont Lose Days Work!

under my personal guarantee that it
will clean your sluggish liver better
than nasty calomel; 1t won't make you
SICK and you can eat anything you
want without being salivated. Your
druggist guarantees that each spoonful
will start your liver. clean your bowels
and straighten you up by morning or
you can have your money back. Chill
dren gladly take Dodson's Liver Tone
because it is pleasant tasting and
doesn't grippe or cramp or make them
sick.
I am selling millions of bottles OF
Dodson's Liver Tone to people who
have found that this pleasant, vege-
table. liver medicine takes the place
OF dangerous calomel Buy one bottle
On my sound, reliable guarantee. Ask
your druggist or storekeeper about me.
The St. Mary banner. (Franklin, Parish of St. Mary, La.) 1889-1931, 1916-05-06
The Cost Of 1t.

Elk Chairman Walsh of the industrial
relations commission. discussing the
New Haven acquittalS, said with a
laugh:
Some people thought the day had
come when a crooked million would
cost the crook dear. But /, for my
part. never thought so.
NO sir; the day has not yet come
when the crooked millionaire will find
himself in the position of the humble
ex-jailbird
This humble ex-jailbird, invited one
night to have an eleventh or twelfth
beer. pulled out big watch to see
IL he had time.
Holy smoken said his host Holy
smoke. you've got a watch! What
did it cost you?'
Nine MONTHS the ex-jailbird an
swered simply. "-Washington Star.
The St. Mary banner. (Franklin, Parish of St. Mary, La.) 1889-1931, 1916-05-06
Farmhouse Hash.

Cut cold cooked beef or mutton into
small bits, reheat in gravy or in a
sauce made of butter. -four and water
in which a little beef extract has been
dissolved Season with salt. pepper
and grated onion If you choose Fill
a buttered baking dish two-thirds full.
Cover the top with seasoned mashed
potato made very light and white OF
an egg beaten to stiff froth Bake in
hot oven until the potato Is we'll
puffed and brown.
The St. Mary banner. (Franklin, Parish of St. Mary, La.) 1889-1931, 1916-05-06
IF BACK HURTS CLEAN
KIDNEYS WITH SALTS
Drink Lots Of Water and Stop EATING
Meat for While II the Bladder
Bothers You.

Meat forms uric acid which excites
and overworks the kidneys in their
efforts to filter 1t from the system.
Regular eaters of meat must flush the
kidneys occasionally. You must re-
lieve them like you relieve your bow
els; removing all the acids, waste and
poison. else you feel dull misery in
the kidney region, sharp pains in the
back or sick headache. dizziness. your
stomach sours. tongue is coated and
when the weather is bad you have
rheumatic twinges. The urine is
cloudy. full of sediment; the channels
often get irritated. obliging you to get
up two or three times during the
night
To neutralize these irritating acids
and flush off the body's urinous waste
get about four ounces OF Jad Salts
from any pharmacy; take table
spoonful in glass Of water before
breakfast for few days and your kid
neys will then act fine and bladder
disorders disappear. This famous salts
is made from the acid Of grapes and
lemon Juice, combined with lithia, and
has been used for generations to clean
and stimulate sluggish kidneys and
stop bladder irritation. Jad Salts is
inexpensive; harmless and makes a
delightful effervescent lithia-water
drink which millions of men and
women take now and then. thus avoid.
ing serious kidney and bladder dis.
eases.-Adv
The St. Mary banner. (Franklin, Parish of St. Mary, La.) 1889-1931, 1916-05-06

er small household articles in the
mouth spoils it's shape and ruins the
teeth. Some of the other don'ts are
as follows:
Don't risk your life cleaning win
dowS from the outside
Don't pyramid the furniture to make
a perch from which to hang pictures.
Get stepladder and prevent house
hold calamity.
Don't trip in the house. Be careful
In placing rugs on the floor.
Don't bump your head on open
closet doors.
Don't grOpe in dark closets. Get a
little electric torch and save yourself
many unpleasant experiences.
Don't leave domestic implements on
the stairs. A dustpan turns the stair
way into a toboggan slide for unwary
feet
Don't try to negotiate the stairway
with arms incumbered.
The St. Mary banner. (Franklin, Parish of St. Mary, La.) 1889-1931, 1916-05-06
Roundabout LANGUAGE.

An English lieutenant writes from
Saloniki: "A characteristic Saloniki
incident on the way to camp. The
man with whom | was was Serbian
Jew attached to the Zadruga bank.
We met two Tommies in language diff
ficu|ties with two men, the one of
whom spoke Russian and the other
Greek. So the Tommies talked Eng
fish to me; l talked German to my
friend, who talked Serbian to the Rus
sian (who replied in his own Ian
guage). who talked Greek to the other
fellow. "-Manchester Guardian.
The St. Mary banner. (Franklin, Parish of St. Mary, La.) 1889-1931, 1916-05-06
|lok! REsIN0L HAS
CLEARED THAT AWFUL
sKlN.ERUPTI0N AWAY

-, d.y. thousands OF skin-suf-
and that the moment that Resi-
!, eminent touches their tortured
:. y, itching stops and healing be-
!. That is why doctors have pre-
rhM Il so successfully for over ~
IN n even the seyerest cases OF
-. ringworm, rashes, and many
"a tormenting. disfiguring skin dis
~ Aided by warm baths with
,,Inul Soap, Resinol Ointment usu-
n makes q sick skin or scalp heal
=, quickly, easily and at little cost.
p,.ind Ointment and Resinol Soap
p rsstly help to clear away PIN
a md dandruf. Sold by all drug
fh-Adv.
The St. Mary banner. (Franklin, Parish of St. Mary, La.) 1889-1931, 1916-05-06
-Run-doun?
Tired?
Weak?

Every Spring most people feel all
out of sorts"-their vitality is at q
low ebb. Through the winter months
the blood becomes surcharged with
poisons! The best Spring medicine
and tonic is one made Of herbs and
roots without alcohol-that was first
discovered by DR.. Pierce years ago
made of Golden Seal root. blood root,
&C., called DR.. Pierce's Golden Medical
Discovery. Ingredients on wrapper.
1t eliminates disease-breeding poisons
from the blood, makes the blood rich
and pure, furnishes foundation Tor
sound health.
The St. Mary banner. (Franklin, Parish of St. Mary, La.) 1889-1931, 1916-05-06
Dinner Sweet.

Make one-half pound Of good short
pastry and roll out very thin. Cut into
two even sized lengths and spread
with the mixture given below. place
the two strips together. Bake in hot
oven. Sift sugar over and cut into
fingers.
For the mixture mince six good
sized apples. put them into basin
with three ounces Of currants, two
ounces of breadcrumbs. pinch Of mixed
spice, grated lemon rind, three ounces
of brown sugar, one ounce of melted
butter. Mix we'll together and use as
directed.
The St. Mary banner. (Franklin, Parish of St. Mary, La.) 1889-1931, 1916-05-06
Pretty Easy Money.

She approached the tall, handsome
man without fear.
Laying her hand tenderly upon his
arm she said: will You marry me?"
Certainly, my dear Miss wilkins,
er-When?"
AT eight tonight she answered.
I'll be there on time" he promised.
The man, although but little ac-
quainted with her, did not falter.
He was there And he married
her. And the groom gave him $40
tip-which anyone would agree is easy
money for a clergyman to make
The St. Mary banner. (Franklin, Parish of St. Mary, La.) 1889-1931, 1916-05-06

.,.,., makes you sick; you lose a
1ort. calomel is quicksilver liver
e. :. sIiv.tes; calomel Injuries your
: =, .rs bilious. feel lazy any,. si raga,a
ID Knocked out, II your our, Do ocbes
.~a,stipsted and your head aches
r es'. is sour. Just take a spoon
3 !, harmless Dodson's Liver Tone
y, Il # using sickening, salivating
~ podson's Liver Tone Is real
medicine. You'll know n. 1t next
.,,as because you will IL, wake up
~. fine, your liver viii De WORK WORK
!. 'srr headache and dizziness gone.
' somach will be sweet and your
IA regular. You will feel like
~ You'll be cheerful; full OF
n md ambition.
=, druggist or dealer sells you a
. ~. y, hottle Of Dodson's Liver Tone
The St. Mary banner. (Franklin, Parish of St. Mary, La.) 1889-1931, 1916-05-06
Oyster Croquettes.

Parboil and drain one pint OF oys
ters Cut them into quarters and mix
with cream sauce enough to hold them
together. Season with salt and pep
per; shape, roll in crumbs. then in
egg. then In crumbs again, and fry
as any crOquette
The St. Mary banner. (Franklin, Parish of St. Mary, La.) 1889-1931, 1916-05-06
hgic Washing Stick

y b ecmething new to housewives
saine they have wanted all their lives
nMs9 could get before. 1t makes it pos
$50 the heaviest. hardest washing In
- one-bslf the time it took by ole
. I'D y eliminates all ubp!ag and mus
n. a@t No washing machine Is needed.
n. oes this simple little preparation,
~. absolutely harmless to the finest fabrics
wscred or WOODEN II makes the
!. n: ~ =. Of the week pleasant pastime-
". suu occupation. You viii be de
= ne clean. spotless. snow white
y nas come ont Of the rinslng water,
~ x!aouf ~ effort on your part. The
waning stick does al-and her,
ss..s nluiy 70 the most delicate goods,
~ i. 9 White, woolens, blankets, lace cur,
- - contains no acids, no alkalies, no
msfedients to make it's use dan
~ Drugg.ste and Grocers every
= y yours doesn't handle it, show him
saen Get It for you. Or send &c in
se1AAUs CO. Sherman Ie1aa Adv
The St. Mary banner. (Franklin, Parish of St. Mary, La.) 1889-1931, 1916-05-06
Re al Treasure,

How about your new stenograph-
er? Is she quick and accurate?'
yes, sir; she can powder her face,
arrange her bracelets and fix her hair
quicker than any stenOgrapher | ever
had And do it accurately, too. -
Pittsburgh Post.
The St. Mary banner. (Franklin, Parish of St. Mary, La.) 1889-1931, 1916-05-06
He Knew.

Did you ever know that there is a
lot Of symbolism connected with a
deck of cards? Hearts, for instance,
signify love"
Yes, l know. Last night l held a
spade flush against four aces and |
had to dig"
The St. Mary banner. (Franklin, Parish of St. Mary, La.) 1889-1931, 1916-05-06
No Use.

why don't you put in time clock
and keep tabs on your employees?"
1T wouldn't pay. They're such a
worthless lot that the time they waste
Is OF very little value
The St. Mary banner. (Franklin, Parish of St. Mary, La.) 1889-1931, 1916-05-06
Great Relief.

THE movies have brought about
one Improvement, at any rate"
And what is that"
in slap-stick comedy the screen
comedian cant evoke a few feeble
laughs by insulting the orchestra lead
or"
The St. Mary banner. (Franklin, Parish of St. Mary, La.) 1889-1931, 1916-05-06
Makjnu Munitions.

One of the most remarkable things
about the war is that a woman can.
with a few hours of instruction. ap
parently master trade that 1t took
man years to learn.-kansaS City
Journal
The St. Mary banner. (Franklin, Parish of St. Mary, La.) 1889-1931, 1916-05-06
MACHE, RHEUMATISM

-. Editor:
sons time l suffered from hack.
pm in left-side, frequent urina-
a~aeiins me at all times during
-. /, ana night. and the uric acid
blood caused me to suffer from
- .atsn along with a constant
= suacut feeling. heard OF the
|S,sua.,e o .. Of DR.. Pierce, of the
49, Hotel, Buffalo, N. Y. called
After giving "Anuric" a
aM believe it to be the best
nnedy on the market TODAY.
a. uied other kidney medicines
1s's "Anuric Tablets" Of Dr.
s afs the only ones that will
1as' and bladder troubles.
HENRY A. LOVE.
Y, !: Experiments at DR.. Pierce,s
= l g . several years proved that
- =. = q times more active active than 1na,
~ ad Dr.. Pierce loo for trial trial
The St. Mary banner. (Franklin, Parish of St. Mary, La.) 1889-1931, 1916-05-06
Applc Johnny Cake.

One pint of white meal. two table.
spoonfuls OF sugar. one half teaspoon
full of salt. one-haif teaspoonful OF
soda. one teaspoonful of cream of tar
tar. milk enough to make soft batter,
three apples pared and sliced Mix in
the order given and bake in a cake
pan 80 minutes.
The St. Mary banner. (Franklin, Parish of St. Mary, La.) 1889-1931, 1916-05-06
KEEP THESE IN THE MIND
Some Dents" That May Save Painful
Accidents, Net TO Speak of
Doctors Bills.

so many accidents have been report.
ed lately due to the carelessness OF
the housewife that series OF don't IS
have been proposed. A common habit
and very bad one is illustrated
here. Holding clothespins or any 9th
The St. Mary banner. (Franklin, Parish of St. Mary, La.) 1889-1931, 1916-05-06
To Perfectly Cook Cornmeal.

Place it first either in the oven or
on top of the stove. TO dry. Then pour
it into a sieve, and sift slowly into
boiling. sailed McCalis Maya,
zine.
The St. Mary banner. (Franklin, Parish of St. Mary, La.) 1889-1931, 1916-05-06
impossible.

Any man knows what the woman who
doesn't think talks about, but it's i'm
possible for him to discover what the
woman who doesn't talk thinks abo,u
The St. Mary banner. (Franklin, Parish of St. Mary, La.) 1889-1931, 1916-05-06
Whenever You Need a General Tonic
Take Groves

The Old Standard Groves Tasteless
chill Tonic is equally valuable as Gen
eral Tonic because 1t contains the we'll
known tonic properties OF QUlNlNE and
IRON. 1t acts on the Liver. Drives out
Malaria, Enriches the Blood and Builds
up the Whole System 50 cents,
The St. Mary banner. (Franklin, Parish of St. Mary, La.) 1889-1931, 1916-05-06

BREAD WITHOUT SALT IS TASTELESS
a medicine chest without Magic Ar
MICA Liniment Is useless. Best of all
liniments for sprains. swellings,
bruises, rheumatism and neuralgia
Three sizes, 25c, sec and $1.00.-Adv.
The St. Mary banner. (Franklin, Parish of St. Mary, La.) 1889-1931, 1916-05-06
When Women Rule.
WIS Is that la,ly ?"

WIS Is that IaLy?T
Cur peerless leader Mrs. Cincin-
hatus Wombat Called right I'm the
fre.ess cooker TO the senate"
The St. Mary banner. (Franklin, Parish of St. Mary, La.) 1889-1931, 1916-05-06

Inn woran's popularity with the
|nner seY is due to a rumor that she
N npnsy.
The St. Mary banner. (Franklin, Parish of St. Mary, La.) 1889-1931, 1916-05-06
lmes!
| Take CAPUDINE-
h Aches. Pains and Nervousness.
RsEor NARCOTIC OR DOPE
IN quick relief-Try tidy.
|I|NeS!

Oil who parades the streets In
~ skirts thinks the people think
\ b shapely ankles.
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important &c Mothers
Railroading Thought.

What the matter with that speak
er's train of thought
Il think he's switched 1t off to an
other line"
The St. Mary banner. (Franklin, Parish of St. Mary, La.) 1889-1931, 1916-05-06

Norway will establish a museum Of
the whaling industry.
The St. Mary banner. (Franklin, Parish of St. Mary, La.) 1889-1931, 1916-05-06

DR. picrce's Pellets are best for liver.
bowels and stomach. One little Pellet for
a laxatlve-throe for cathartic-Ady.
The St. Mary banner. (Franklin, Parish of St. Mary, La.) 1889-1931, 1916-05-06
Very PuZzlinu.


What funny thing was 1t the law.
yer said to you?"
"He told me he wanted a paregori-
cal answer to his questions"
The St. Mary banner. (Franklin, Parish of St. Mary, La.) 1889-1931, 1916-05-06

Ne outbreak Of the war 10000
nom the United States have
NM Canada.
The St. Mary banner. (Franklin, Parish of St. Mary, La.) 1889-1931, 1916-05-06

!. ,nulenent has been patented by
v.,t man to enable a blind per-
|. n thread needle.
The St. Mary banner. (Franklin, Parish of St. Mary, La.) 1889-1931, 1916-05-06

Embarrassment of Opportunities.
Argus told of his difficulty.
Il can't tell which one to wear
a monocle in" he complained
The St. Mary banner. (Franklin, Parish of St. Mary, La.) 1889-1931, 1916-05-06
HOSTETTFE'S
Stomach bitiers

It is an excellent tonic and
appetizer. Get the genuine.
Colorado has TIE highest automobile
road
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Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1916-03-20
BY n. C. BYRD.

Many scholastic base ball teams viii
be in operation in and around Wash
inston this spring, In fact. it is ques-
tionable if there is another city of the
size of this which has as many high
and preparatory school mines playing
through regular schedules.
The games between the five high
schools are by far the most important.
This series each year is attended by
thousands of persons and the interest
among the schools is intense. being eN-
ceeded only in foot ball. Indications
are that another series of close games
viii take place, though the longer
schedule this year undoubtedly VIII AID
considerably in deciding a champion.
Besides these, st. Adams, Friends.
GonZaga. Army and Navy Props,
Georgetown Props. Bliss Electrical St
Johns. Episcopal High and briariH
Hall will go through comprehenslt We
schedules. Several of these mines go 10
Port Deposit to meet Tome Institute
and they all have games listed with one
another. Eastern High is the only
school which takes trip of any cN-
tent, that institution always booking
four or five games in different sections
Of Virginia for the Easter holidays
Indications are that some good teams
viii be developed among the schools
The ma jority of the high schools have
back their best men of last season
Tech being the only one TO suffer en-
ceptioi losses. but they are made up
for considerably by its having retain
ed its star pitcher. Those in charge of
the squads at the preparatory schools
are looking forward optimistically to
the season and expect to obtain good
results. The first of the games are to
be played this week. Eastern and st.
Adams being booked TO open the sea
son. and from that on there are several
scheduled each week until June.
The death of col. Frank Jones of
Georgetown a few days ago has
brought to the memory of many of his
associates the interest he took in va
rious branches of sport and the in
fluence he welded in their early lie
velopment in Washington. Col. Jones
was one of the founders Of the Poto-
mac Boat club in 1869 and back in the
COS took an active part in base bali
John Hadicy Doyle. one of the Leading
spirits in the Potomac Boat Club at
present. this morning gave some reIli-
niscences of Col. Jones in this con-
nection. Mr.. DOYLE said:
1T is not very well known, but Col.
Frank Jones was the moving spirit in
the formation of the Potomac Boat
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1916-03-20
JOHNSON MAY NOT TWIRL
OPENING GAME OF SEASON
Harper, Dumont, Rice or Gallia May Be
Picked to Oppose Yankees at Polo
Grounds April IL.

my best. 1t helps my hitting and my
speed said the Tennesseean, who is
expected to add u lot Of batting
strength to Griffiths outfield. Il can't
get used to this chilly weather. 1t is
colder here right now than it ever is
down our way. even in midwinter
When it gets not | feel like playing
ball: now force myself to do ii.
In letter from Joe Cantillon which
Griffith received this morning. cantlllo1
suggests that Griffith send his pitchers
down to Hickman. Ky. next spring and
let Joe get them in shape. The wealth
er there. he says. is IDEAL all the time
from the latter part of February until
1t is time to start the sea son.
Griffith has not decided what he viii
do about training quarters for next
year. He wants to finish with Char
lottesville this spring before taking vi
that matter.
There is no great problem confront
ing Manager Griffith so far as his out
field is concerned. He announced dur
ing the winter that he expected to
carry enough gardeners to be able to
shift in two right-handed hitters for
Jameson and Barber whenever the oc-
caslon arises. He has a competent crew
in Jameson. Milan. Moeller, Shanks and
Barber. and he may carry them ALL be-
cause Shan<s also can be used in the
lnfeld Horace Milan is a young man
of great ability. but he is not going 10
improve sitting on the bench. and un-
less he can get into the game regularly
cfrlfhth does not propose to let him
deteriorate. and viii farm him for a
year to some minor league. where he
can pla! every day and learn some
thing.
IL is OF course, no secret that ia Ii
players have a hit-and-run sign. The
batter usually lets the runner know
when to start, but sometimes this is
worked the opposite way. Moeller and
roster have worked the same set of
signs ever since they have been in
washington. They have three entirely
different sets. which make them ia
nous with the hit-and-run play. and
they change them three times during a
game. in order to keep the opposing
team from guessing what they are. The
Two players agree beforehand upon
which set they viii use. They are num-
pcred one. two and three. ana they can
switch at any time they become Suspi-
cious that their plans have been dis
covered by the opposition.
Foster does not bunt very often. Ell
thcr. for the purpose of sacrificing or
to beat out the ball, and as a result
the 1nheld usually plays back far
enough TO give him chance to beat
out hunts. This season Foster is going
to slip some of these hunts over at the
most unexpected times. He is prac-
ticing the art and is making great
progress in it.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1916-03-20
A. B. C. BOWLING RESULTS.
William and George Dernbach Roll
1898 for Third Place.

TOLEDO. Ohio. March :0-Minor
event leaders rode through another lonS
days schedule in the American Bowling
Congress tournament here vest erday
without having their colors lowered. al
though some heavy challenges were
launched. The best attack came from
the work OF William and George Dern-
bach. two Chicago brothers, who posted
1,266 for third place. W. Dreher of
Rockford landed So i'll the singles for
sixth place, while Omaha made its best
score SO far with an 1871 mark that in
stalled A. Wartchow in third place in
the all-events.
George Dernbach carried the big dou-
bies along with 61i n1;'ies. not having
ga open frame. viii had three splits.
but samcly cut down the last one ard
got two rows of three strikes in the last
game when every pin counted. Chaicraft
and Caruan1 OF Buffalo ran into tie
for eleventh place with i.22i
nigh individual for the day with 667 that
ran him sixth one open frame was his
only miss. Il railroad penaiZing him
Art Reinke of Milwaukee was second
high with go. split and an error hold
ing him back. Wartchow's success in
the all-events was rolled steadily his
highest series being 636 in the fves, 604
III the singles being low.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1916-03-20
OFFICERS ARE ELECTED.
PetWorth Tennis Club Chooses Of
ficials for Coming Season

NJ an interesting meeting of the Pet :
worth Tennis Club. held yesterday at
the residence OF y. +. Jones' the fol-
low ing officers were elected for, the en-
suing year: .. F. Jones' president: II
l.. buckingham. vice president; NJ W
Clear secretary treasurer. and Messrs
Holmead. Garrett and Trott members
of the executive committee
ON behalf of the club Mr. Holmead
presented to Mr.. Jones "a beautiful
craTat pin as token of appreciation
for his work during the year as clut
president
From NJ. W. Clear league representa-.
tive, it was learned that the Suburban
Tennis League will be represented by
eight clubs instead of six. namely
PetWorth. Princeton. Holmead. Ia cquei
Club, Bureau of Standards, Argyle
Home club and Euclid.
With the foregoing clubs in tho
league. it is assured that many GOOD
matches VIII be played and plenty OF
spice and ginger furnished in every
game during the season. for all tenni.
enthusiasts who attend the matches.
The Petworth Club will be well rep
resented this year. and expects to be
near the top at the end of the season.