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Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1916-03-28
Make Skin Smooth

There is one safe, dependable treat
ment that relieves itching torture IN
stantly and that cleanses and sootheS Tic
skin.
Ask any druggist for n 25c bottle Of
2cmo and apply it rs directed. Soon
you will find that pimplcs. black hruds,
eczema. ringworm and similar skin lrou-
blrs will disappear.
y little z"mo. the penetrating, salts
flying liquid. is all that is needed, for it
BIZ nisllcs all skin cruptinns and makes
the skin soft. smooth and healthy.
Tp,no. Cleveland.
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1916-03-28

suit. and to do what may be neces-
sary to protect his interest in this
suit. And it is further ordered that
a copy Of this order. be published once
a week Tor four successive weeks
in the Alexandria Gazette, a news
paper published in Alexandria City
Virginia, and that a copy. OF this Or
der be sent by registered mail by
the Clerk of this Court to the last
known place of address, residence and
abode of defendant, to-wit: st. Louis,
Missouri, as stated in the application
for this order of publication winch
shall be certified by the Clerk Of this
Court. and that copy be posted at
the front door of the Courthouse OF
this Court on or before the next rnic
day OF this Court.
Robinson Moncurc, p. q.
A Copy Teste:
NEWELL s. GREENAWAY. Clerk
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1916-03-28
Norfolk and washington
Steamboat Company.

Every day in the year for Fort
Monroe, Norfolk, Newport News and
points south, via suberb powerful
steel palace steamers.
Through connections mace at Nor
folk with steamers Of the Old Domin.
ion Steamship Company for New
York and Merchants and Miner
Steamships for Boston.
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1916-03-28
The Ptarmiuan.

There are few birds Whose Tltilna;2
IS so variable rs the paru!i"ans. Three
Zines in the year is pIul,H=c chih@c".
Il has separate COATS for spring. aE'
iumn and winter. At The beginning o.
November ii puts on iS,- 'a$t costume
OF the season. It's sprin. brown nnG
summer gray serve wei! I" mae II
aHInaS the Scanrr lIcrha"c or It's halntS
from the keen eye Of the SohrinS Ini-
con-
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1916-03-28
Honest.

why did you give up your last ro-
sition?"
Il didn't give it. up. sir. was
Cred"
Oh. II. ,hat case rake OF your hat
md coat and 20 10 work. We can use
man aS honest as ynr.' Detroit
Free Press.
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1916-03-28
SOUTHERN RAILWAY
PREMIER CARRIER or THE
CnJ'TII
IN EFFECT MARCH l, 1916

n. B.-Following schedule figures
are published only as information,
not guaranteed.
Trains leave Union Station, Ale%-
andria. ,-
1877 A. NJ, Daily-Local between
Washington and Danville, delivers
connection daily except Sunday at
Orange to G. and o., No. lO3 for Cor.
louisville and Richmond.
S:I7 y. NJ. Daily-Loral for Har-
risonburg and way stations. Buffet
parlor car.
or A. NJ. Daily--Mail train,
coaches for Manassas, 'Wawenton,
Orange. I.ynchburg, Greensboro and
Charlotte.
1922 i. NJ. Daily-U. S. Fast
Mail stops only for passengers to
ronts at which scheduled to stop;
coaches and Sleeping cars to Atlanta,
New Orleans, Birmingham. Sleeping
car Salisbury to Ashville. Coaches
for Charlottesville, Lynchburg, Dan'
Vile, Greensboro, and Charlotte.
4:22 P. NJ. Daily-Local for Char
lottesvi!e connecting 1T Calrcrton Tor
Warrenton.
1852 p. NJ. Daily--Birmingham
Special. Sleeping cars between New
York, Atlanta, Admission, Birmingham,
and Augusta. Through first class
coaches between Washington, Allan
Ia and Birmingham. Dining car SER
vice. Tourist to California daily.
1902 P. M.--Local for Harrison
burg and way Stations on Manassas
branch. Pullman Buffet parlor cars.
5:22 P. NJ. Local for Warrenton.
TIT P. NJ. Daily-Augusta Special.
Through train with sleeping cars to
Charlotte. Columbia, Aiken and Au-
gusta. Through Sleeping cars to Ash
vile.
1902 P. NJ. NEUTRALITY-SUSPICIOUS.
and Chattanooga Limited (via Lynch
burg) First class coaches and sleep
ing cars to Roanoke, Knoxville, Chat
tanooga, Sleeper to New Orleans,
Washington to Roanoke. Dining Car
service.
HOP P. NJ. Daily-New York and
New Orleans Limited. All Pullman
train. Club and Observation cars to
New Orleans. Dining car service.
4:27 A. NJ. Daily-Memphis spe-
cial, Sleeping cars and coaches for
Roanoke, Knoxville, Nashville, Chat
tanooga, and Memphis. Dining car
service. Washington sleeping cars
open 10 p. m.
For detailed schedule figures tickets
reservations. ETC., apply to
S. D. SHELTON
Union ticket agent, Alexandria, Va.
E. H. COAPMAN, Vice-Pres., and
gen. Manager.
H. F. CARY. GenI Pass, Agent.
". Il TAYLOE, Pass. Traffic Mgr
C. W. WESTBURY, Gen. Agent.
705 18th Street, n. W, Washington
D. G. ~.
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1916-03-28
Hid Over Sz.nnn In Hut.

Cedar Falls, lahore than $1,000
was found hidden in the llut -; George
Pound, eight miles north al lI"rc. when
the administrator Of his estate mauc
an Investigation. Pound died sudden
ly and WAS supposed to have left little
money. Twenty years ago he ioSt
more than $1,000 in IL bank failure anu
thereafter never trusted banks.
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1916-03-28
IirGe to l1ouacclean.

"Ah sec yn Is lIuiTrlranin. sac.
Airs Snow White
"Yes." replied Mrs Marsh Green.
"dey is rollin, Ink n:vTim' FH!n=! round
once in awhile. Why. dies COME e.
cross Il pair uI, slippers under d" 'v3:'
dat All hadn't seen fob five Tca!is. -
Dalas News.
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1916-03-28
STORY OF 4 DREAM
Curious si4lIbar Vision end its
Sequence In Real Lie.
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Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1916-03-28
Gets a Civil War Letter,

Bangor, Call. F.. Cole Of this town
received letter recently written TO
him by his brother on Dec. >. 1864. at
that time the writer was q soldier In
the Union army. and nc tells of the
chase into Mississippi after General
Prices command. Where the letter has
been for the past hale ""ptury IS =
mystery
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1916-03-28
Frank Exclamation.

Il tell r"ir. young man. we heed
brains IL This business"
Your business shows it. sir That's
why I'm offering you mine. '-Balti-
more American.
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1916-03-28
fisr Color Sci,ent.

Her face is her fortune.
''Bui yOu can't draw on that.
Wa: She paints OF i:."-l'!chmoDd
fines Dispatch
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1916-03-28

In character. ~ manners. II Stte. lr
I'll things. he snrrcale excellence ie
timp betty .-l.Crcfc!!nw.
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1916-03-28
WELL, | SHOULD SAY
'GETS-|T' DOES WORK
Look aThere, Ii You Don't Think
It's Just Wonderful for C0rns!"

"Bless my stars, look at it! Land Of
the Twin! Why, just look at it! That
corn came right off.-just like peel
ing bananas. Put your finger on my
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1916-08-16
BY ANNETTE kELLERMANN.
international Reoord.holder and Star
Of the William Fox s., ooo, 900 Film
"A Daughter Of the Gods"


"A Daughter OF the Gods"
My lesson today while short IL a
very important and interesting one
feel certain that after today
every pupil no matter how nervous,
will be able to enter the water and
overcome the fear OF the deep. You
should, after you have gone through
the following experiment. know alb.
solutely that II is impossible for
you TO sink
I will prove TO your own satistac.
ton that II IL impossible for you
10 remain under water
Before trying the experiment !
want you 10 secure a tin can, then
have n painted white. the purest
white. Now fll II with earth. Put
the lid on It and carry II down TO
where you battle. Enter the water
until you are waist deep.
Keep your face toward shore at.
ter you have reached the depth
asked you TO find and from now on
make your way slowly back to-
wards shore. But before you start
! want you 70 place the white can
In the water and let n sink 10 the
bottom. You should be able 10 see
II plainly. You are now standing
In water up 10 your waist with your
face towards shore. Now try 10
reach that box with your hands
Remember you are not in deep
water and can secure a footing any.
time So don't worry about that
just dive for tina. box You will ind
that II will be difficult TO reach that
little box without struggle.
line after time you will attempt
" and hnd that YOU will not be
heavy enough 10 sink 70 this level
As your body only weighs something
like a pound in the water you can
realize how difficult II really is TO
sink II you breathe properly. A
deep breath before diving will bring
YOU 70 the surface in a hurry. AZ
Ter your first experiment Is success,
full. back out into the water and
try the same stunt in water that Is
a little deeper Always face the
shore until you are accustomed TO
the water. this will give Won added
confidence
Keep up this experiment until you
have proved 10 yourself that you
cannot sink and remain there THAI
little can should prove 20 you nov
difficult II Is for YOU 20 sink 10 the
bottom
Some important "Don'ts" for the
kellcrmann Class.
/ Don't try 10 hold your head
far out 81 the water To do so in
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1916-08-16
Annette Kellermann's Confidence Test
Prevents Swimming Beginners Sinking
Can Beginning.

creases the strain All that needs
TO be out OF the water is the nose.
for breathing.
2. Don't make hard work OF IT,.
for that tires you quickly The
strokes should be slow and COM
plete, Try counting 10 during each
stroke
8. Don't wear any more clothes
than you need. They hinder your
movements and make the body
much heavier. Many OF the cos
tunes have seen along the shore
are inspired more by vanity than
modesty.
L. Don't, above all, wear a cor
set or tight belt. for these hinder
the circulation. Many cases OF
cramps have been traced directly
10 corsets and tight belts.
S. Don't swim after eating. nor
eat for an hour after swimming.
6. Don't go into the water un.
less the body is thoroughly warm.
Don't stay In the water after your
teeth commence TO chatter
7. Don't stay in the water more
than Is minutes the frst time or
two. Then you may increase the
time by Ave minutes each day Tn.
less the conditions are exceptional
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1916-08-16
TWILIGHT SLEEP
is CONDEMNED

BALTIMORE. Nd. Aug. L.
Johns Hopkins hospital has prac-
tically set its stamp OF disapproval
on the Dammerschlaf, or Twilight
sleep method. for use in childbirth.
1t abandoned its experiments IN
the use of the method more than
nine months ago and the conclusion
reached Is that the method Is too
dangerous: that the menace to the
life OF the new child is too grave
TO warrant its use except under the
most favorable circumstances
After more than a years use or
the twilight sleep drug, scopalomin.
the obstetricians found that 1t
could be safely used only under ex-
ceptional conditions. The question
Of the proper dosage proved so in
tricate that absolutely no chances
can be taken.
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1916-08-16
LITTLE STORIES FOR BEDTIME
The Wood Mouse Makes Buster Bear Run.
Copyright t. w.

full so why think about them?
Just at dusk. when the Black
Shadows we're beginning TO creep
through the Green Forest, he went
out again. This is the time OF day
Whitefoot loves best. and in which
he feels safest. II II little too
late for Redtail and the other hawks
to be hunting. and a little too early
for Hooty the Owl 10 be abroad.
II IL his play time. So Whitefoot
ran about and frolicked all by him.
self and was quite as happy as II
there were no such things as hun.
CRY neighbors with liking for ten.
dc wood mice, Suddenly he heard
heavy steps approaching and lodged
under an old piece OF bark. Nearer
came those steps and Whitefoot
held his breath. Peeping out he
saw Buster Bear. Right away he no
ticed that something was wrong
with Buster, He kept turning his
head from side 10 side and looking
behind him uneasily All the time
he kept shining and sniffing, but
when he did this he held his head
high.
Whitefoot gave the tiniest sigh
OF relief He isn't looking for me,
that Is sure" thought he IF he
was ne would be smiling along the
ground instead OF up In the air
wonder what ails him. anyway. He
acts as II he were afraid"
Buster passed so close that he al
most stepped on that piece Of bark
under which Whitefoot was hiding.
and Whitefoot held his breath. The
instant Buster was past Whitetoot
decided that II was no place for
him Buster might take II into his
head 10 come back. Just a few feet
away was the entrance 10 secret
little tunnel He would be safer
there. Whitetoot darted out from
under the piece OF bark and scurried
across 10 that secret tunnel. and
as he did so. his scampering little
feet rustled some dead leaves. Then
a surprising thing happened With
a frightened "Woof'" Buster Bear
gave a great jump and ran away
Whitefoot could hardly believe what
bis eyes told him To be true. He,
little Whitefoo. the Wood Mouse
had frightened great big Buster
Bear and made him run A few
minutes later he saw Buster come
back very stealthily with a sheep
ish look on his face, and he knew
that Buster had guessed who had
frightened him, and he was wise
enough 70 remain hidden But all
the rest Of that night he cbuckled
happily every time he thought OF
how he actually had frightened bus
ter Bear You see ne didn't know
about the other rights Buster had
had that day. and how jumpy they
had left his nerves.
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1916-08-16
BY THORNTON w. BURGESS.


OF all the little people who live
in the Green Forest. whitefoot the
Wood Mouse, own cousin 10 Danny
Meadow Mouse, Is one OF the small.
est, the most beautiful and the most
timid. They say Of Whitetoot that
he actually tries TO run away from
his own shadow. and that the sound
OF his own voice makes him jump.
or course. We don't believe this. II
Is iuf, way OF saying that he IN
very. very timid But | guess you
and ! would be Just as timid were
We in Whitefoot's place You see
be is such little fellow. such a
dear little fellow He has no way
OF protecting himself except by run
ming away and hiding He Ia too
little 10 fight So II isn't that he
Is a coward that makes him 40
umid II is because he knows II
he is caught he can do nothing 20
help himself. and because he knows
that night and day sharp eyes are
watching for him. keen ears are lis.
tening for him. and wonderful noses
are trying TO md him.
You see there are many people
who are fond OF Whitefoot. very
fond indeed Not in the way that
you and | are fond OF him are these
neighbors OF his fond OF him. but as
a choice tid.bit for their stomachs
So they are forever hunting for him
in the daytime most OF the mem
hers OF the Hawk family and even
Blacky the Crow when he has moth.
ing better 10 do, in the night Hooty
the Owl and Reddy and Granny Fox,
and day or night. as the fancy takes
them Shadow the Weasel and Billy
Mink Even Buster Bear hunts
whitetoot when he has nothing else
on his mind DO YOU wonder that
Whitetoot is very shy, very timid.
on the day when Buster Bear had
twice been frightened by Farmer
Browns Boy and really had no
cause for being frightened White
foot had himsen twice been badly
frightened but. unlike Buster. he
had had real caure for fright once
ne had failed 90 see Redtsil the
Hawk watching from the TOP Of a
tree and had ventured out for bite
20 eat Redtail's great claws had
missed him by so little that It vas
Ave minutes before whitsfoot could
make himself believe that he really
was safe Once Billy Mink had
chased him into hole just wee
BIT TOO small for billy 10 follow
Both times whitetoot had been ter
ribly frightened. but in little while
he had forgotten his fright He was
used 20 such rights They hap
pened every day ~ his life Once
they were over there was no use In
thinking about them He had es.
capped for which he was duly thank.
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1916-08-16


saloons are closed in a community
the average man never misses them
unless his attention IS called 10 il
by some circumstance, and. what Is
more TO the point, the average
drinking men does not miss the
liquor or care for It unless II is
brought 10 him.
Practically the whole drink cues.
ton consists Of convenience. Re,
move the elements Of convenience.
and the drink problem will solve II.
self
There are three classes OF men
who get liquor in dry territory
FIRST, the man who expects 10 re.
sell IT or use II in his business, 10
make money out OF il. second. the
| man who is so far gore with the
liquor disease that he simply has
to have twill 60 through fire IL
! necessary 10 get il and uses IL for
the same reason that the consump.
tive coughs, and third, the man
who gets II simply to be smart. He
is the most dangerous 10 society.
! None OF these Is an average
drS king man, But there are enough
Of them In every community 10 form
basis for the claim OF The liquor
interests that very large amounts
OF liquor are shipped into dry terri
tory
Prohibitionists are free 10 admit
that there is much more liquor ship
ped INTO dry territory than there
should bo-probably 10 per cent as
much as there would be II there
were saloons. But II they could
have their way about II, liquors
would be denied the rights of reg
ular commerce and cut of entirely
for beverage purposes. Sc long as
the liquor interests can intimidate
congress, that condition is likely 10
obtain. but not through any fault
OF the dry movement
Jack LONDON, in his unequaled
exposition of the liquor curse,
John Barleycorn," makes it so
plain that drinking is simply q mat
ter If convenience, that The waytar-
ing man. though ? wet, need not err
therein. He relates instances in his
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1916-08-16

usually Ia be a
good fellow. Fcw
men will 20 far
out OF their way
TO secure liquor
T hat lie I h e
psy C n Oh ogy OF
pro h 1 hilton No
matter how much
a loan may be &C
custorned 10 drink.
ing when at homo
IN a saloon town,
he seldom thinks
Of II IN a dry
town. unless IL is
showed under his
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1916-08-16

ly fine, you should never stay in the
water more than half an hour.
8. Don't 60 in swimming on a
cold. raw day. even IL the water
seems warm.
g. Don't try 10 dive until you
have perfee, confidence in your
stroke Don't at any time try TO
dive in shallow water.
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1916-08-16

own life where. when at sea, for
months he would not think OF drink
or want IL, or think OF wanting Y
again, and when on land he would
be drunk half his time and getting
drunk the other half. He never
drank because he especially wanted
the liquor He drank because his
mates did He drank with them be.
cause they drank.
Convenience Is the basis OF the
claim made by tho prc.hibitionists
and practically confirmed by the
LIQUOR men, that there Is 10 times
as much liquor consumed in average
saloon territory as there Is In aver
age non-salocn territory
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1916-08-16

NEUTRALITY-SUSPICIOUS. thare
are no really pretty girls in PhiIa'
delphia.' Max Glinge has written to
the chief OF police OF Richmond, Va,
asking for a wife
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1916-08-16
Odds and Ends

NEW YORk-Children under Is
are barred from Bernardsville, ~ j.,
but resident to whom the stork
paid visit while in New York will
probably be permitted 10 bring them
-twins--home.
NEW YORK-Residents within
ive miles OF Fort Totten are warn.
cd 10 keep their windows open and
their pictures securely fastened TO
the walls today, during target prac.
tice
NEUTRALITY-SUSPICIOUS. thare
are no really pretty girls in PhiTa.
delphia." Max Glinge has written TO
the chief OF police OF Richmond, Va,
asking for wife.
CHICAGO-Mrs Anna Baukal,
wealthy widow, who advertised in
newspapers for a husband. will be
married today 10 Dr. william l..
Neubert. OF Lake Forest. DR.. Neu.
bert. Mrs Baukal said. did not an
swer the ad, but proposed OF his
own accord
HAMMOND. Ind.-Because he
couldn't stand the "joshing" OF his
fellow.workers, Herman Smith, 81,
newly wed, went home and shot
himself He had been married two
days
CHICAGO-John G.. Calvey. whose
FIRST job was that OF bellhop, cele.
brated the first anniversary of his
appointment as general manager OF
the Auditorium hotel az a birthday
dinner In his honor here last night
NEW YORK-Because a subway
express marked Brooklyn did not 60
there Alphonse Lamy refused to
change cars and delayed the traffic
for over 90 minutes during rush
hours
WASHINGTON 49, In Canadian,
Okla, II appears they get drunk on
Jamaica ginger and the wife OF one
OF the ginger tags has written the
department of Justice to stop m,
practice.
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Gen Cadorna l., commsnder-in-
chief Of the Italian army thg; has
forced the Austrians on of Goritz
and is threatening Trieste. main
Austrian seaport
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1916-08-16

l. Don't try 10 hold your head
far out ~ the water To do so in
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Why Men Drink
BY MoRDEN WARD.

The average nan who drinks docs
so because il is convenient and