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The Keota news., 1916-05-19

The head Z have Gketched this Wesk
shows one Of the newest toques. You
viii see that height counts In this
year Of 1916: In some cases extreme
height Tho toQue wa OF midnight.
blue chip. . earlier model. II WAS .
close-f1tting shape which was trimmed
with two gigantic rosettes made Of
mulberry.red tafleta.
One of these rosettes stood erect IN
front. the other ~ the back. This
was . toque which would look we'll II
worn with . plain-tailored suit of navy
blue serge or broadcloth.
The Keota news., 1916-05-19

II our neighbors would mind thei
own business we would be more ap
to mind ours.
The Keota news., 1916-05-19
DRUGGIST Recommends
Fine Kidney Medicine

We have been selling DR.. kilmers
Svamp.Roo for the past seven years ana
during that time we have never heard =
complaint All of our customers speak
in The highest terms of the results obtain,
ed from lie use and all are well pleased
with it as = kidney. liver and bladder
medicine. We think it il . fine remedy
and we sell q great quantity OF 1t.
Very truly yours.
E. E. HARRAH { SON,
Druggists.
De- 18th. 1915. Golden City, Mo.
Prove Whst Swaae-Reot WIN Do For Yss
Send ten cents to DR.. Kilmer L Co.
Binshamton. N. Y, Tor \ sample size DOT, DOT;
tie. Il will convince anyone. You w,lI
also receive . booklet Of valuable 'nto5-
der. When writing. be sure and mention
til: paper. Regular 6fty,eent and one
dollar size bottles for sale at al drug
stores.-Adv.
The Keota news., 1916-05-19
Sunshade, Cushion and Bag

The work bag to hold embroidery.
book or magazine. has always been .
winter and summer resort fad. These
bags have now developed into sets.
and q great deal Of originality 10 dis
played in their shapes and materials.
One set shows the futurist note
strongly. It 10 made OF soft pale
silk and has nat futurist roses EN-.
broidered to It. Tho bag is oval
shaped, resembling those which ap-
peared during the winter In velvet.
The bonnet 10 . demure little shape
after the style of the advanced bon.
net-shaped toques which have como In
with bygone modes. Some OF the sets
are composed of scarf. cushion and
work bag. Every material II used to
make these sets. from fne cretonnes
to elegant brocaded multicol0red sat.
ins and silks.
The Keota news., 1916-05-19
Fads and Fancles

Short skirts are still the rule.
Bracelets have . larger vogue than
ever
Long guard chains are growing in
favor.
The 1880 fashions obtain even in
jewelry.
Cutaway coats are coming in to
limited extent.
The latest handkerchief has round.
ed corners.
The Keota news., 1916-05-19
Fly Pe;sea Kns Mere 0lltea
Iian AnOther PsisensC Ceunbiael
For Safey's Sake, Uss@

d there In your homo. anywhere
within baby's reach, . saucer Of
arsenic poisoned paper floating in
water, or . can with . sWeeteoed
poisoned Wickl
During 1913 q cases o1 ~ polsoaiag
were reported from II states: n MA -
cases from Il states. FL teiass Aah aere
esild,es EAss sN ekku toiaDss ee1bisak
Yet Ay poison stin = 1s3t umguAs0od
except h The homes wheeo moehseo hsvo
harmed that the askt. ssst. asetefssaess.
Sfbcieut 6y catchoe and 6ooe1oyee =
The Keota news., 1916-05-19
Mioht Save His Chip.

Once Gladstone was cutting tree
on his estate. Two yokels each took
up q chip to treasure. When l die.
lads" said Sandy, this chipl 90 In
my comm"
Sandy" said an old wife standing
near, III thou'd worship thy God as
thou worship Gladstone, thou'd stand
a better chance of going where the
chip wouldna burn!"
The Keota news., 1916-05-19

Toqus Of "MidnIeht.eIws" Chip With
Flat Extracts Of Mulberry Tafssta
Lined with Silver.
respondent. Tho shoulder cape 10 al.
ready amazingly Popular. It gives .
youthfal aspect to the ngura and Il
II exceedingly convenient and prac-
tical.
Capes OF this order are made In the
same material ~ the dress or OF
black silk. with high collar lined
with chinchilla. or some other sum
mer" fur.
Recently I saw . charming woman
wearing regular highwayman's
caped-coat. The material was bottle.
green faced cloth and the garment
was three-quarter length At either
side there were big pockets with daps
and the sleeves had turned-back cuffs
to match.
Then there are the triple. capes. On
one there was q high collar lined with
sable and the skirt was made of black
corded silk and plated from waist to
lem. With this attractive costume .
very high toQue made Of black silk
and black chip was worn.
At one side there was . cluster Of
waxed flowers and fruits-au OF .
miniature size, . pure white gardenia.
q bright red apple. blackberry BRAN.
bic and some darA ivy leaves.
Doucet IL making number Of
fio"nced skirts. Some Of these are
almost ankle length. All are immense
ly full at the hem. For example.
lovely Doucet model. which was uni
versally admired ty the American
buyers. is the spring opening.
This dress was composed Of black
taffeta and the flounces on the skirt
there were three OF graduated
widths-were bordored with q new
make Of black straw, which is exceed
ingly supple and ~hich is rapidly TAX
ing the place OF leather ~ . dress
trimming.
The straw bands finished on each
flounce. and they slsu formed q decor.
ative border for the smart little eoatee
which failed to reach the hip line. and
which opened In front over q dainty
vest made Of desh-pink Georsette
crepe. The sleeves Of this coat were
OF tho lego mutton order and the
whole costume haG an old-world air
which was Infinitely attractive.
The Keota news., 1916-05-19
All WEARING CAPES'
PARleiENNgs SHOW FoNoNEoo
FOR THE AooRNMENT.
Certainly Gives Youthful Aspect 20 the
FIoveo-Usually Made In the Same
Material ~ tho oress-One of
the Newest 1oqves.

All the leading dressmakers in tho
Rue do In Paix and Place vendome
are showing capes, long and short. In
large quantities.. writes . Paris cor.
The Keota news., 1916-05-19

A statesman is a politician who
gets reelected.
The Keota news., 1916-05-19

A Paris model Of cream color. trimmed
with brown corduroy velvet. Note
the decorations that stand out On
the pocket openings.
The Keota news., 1916-05-19
HEAL SKIN TROUBLES

That Itch, Burn and Disfiours BY
Using cutieura. Trial Free.
The Keota news., 1916-05-19

Red Cross Bag Blue. much better, eoes
farther than liquid blue. Get from any
Perrysburg journal. (Perrysburg, Wood Co., O. [Ohio]) 186?-1965, 1916-01-06
LOST AND FOUND.

It is a world of strange happenings.
On the Alaska steamer from Seattle
was young lady who bitterly lament
ed to friend aboard the loss of pin.
1t was all Elk emblem, gold and jew
.eled, present from her brother. She
had lost it on the street in Seattle
Just before her departure. She related
the circumstances in the presence OF
another passenger 10 whom she had
just been introduced by her friend.
This fellow passenger seemed inter.
'ested and finally inquired: Did you
really lose an Elk pin and did it have
your initials engraved on the back"
Indeed did" replied the young lady.
''How did you know about the ini-
tials?" The passenger rejoined, well,
i found it," He proceeded to relate
that he picked up the pin on the street
in Seattle just before the steamer had
sailed. In few minutes he returned
from his stateroom and restored the
lost treasure. A happier young WON.
an than the recipient could not have
been found.-From Leslie's.
Perrysburg journal. (Perrysburg, Wood Co., O. [Ohio]) 186?-1965, 1916-01-06
WHEN YOU BUY SALMON

When you buy can of salmon do
you know whether H. is red" pink"
or white" and THAT all the varieties
taste alike and all have about the
same food value? But the packer
sells the 'tchurn" or white salmon for
less than half he gets for the red and
he only gets 80 per cent as much for
pink as for red salmon. So when you
pay a higA price for "red salmon" see
that It is really marked red" learn
ed these facts while at the dock at
Saldovia looking over the cannery OF
Mr.. Randolph and his associates. The
floor adjoining the cannery depart
ment was covered with shiny cans of
salmon still warm from the boiler.
There must have been $4,000 cans pill
ed up. AS they cooled in the sharp,
clear atmosphere of an Alaskan twi-
light 1 heard popping like that Of
parching corn. The tops of the cans,
which had swollen in boiling, were
shrinking back under the pressure of
the atmosphere. Every can must be
full weight under tie law. A China
man with nail or bit of iron with in
credible speed strikes the tops of the
cans, and instantly by the sound de-
tects those that are not fully packed.
These are not numerous. Under the
law they cannot be sold and are there
fore given away to persons in the
neighborhood. AS saw the Admiral
Watson taking on thou iands of cases
of salmon at Saldora | asked Mr.,
Randolph how long the fish then being
shipped had been out OF tho water
He said, '"Only day. They 30 rrom
here to Seattle and can be on your Ia.
BILE in New York three or four weeks
after they were caught" Fresh fish!
Mr.. Randolph said that ono of the
choicest delicacies he ever ate was a
mess of Dreaded broiled hearts of the
big king salmon. Some of these fish
weigh $50 pounds each, while the red
or "sock-eye" salmon average only
eight pounds. "They taste like sweet
breads" he added. TT is too bad they
are wasted" And so are the fine
large livers as big as your hand, and
the spawn which if it was sturgeon
eggs would command high price for
cavier. Plans to utilize some of these
products are being studied by Mr.
Randolph and by others. Another
Tidbit is the little chunk of sweet, ten.
der meat lodged in the cheek of the
salmon, just below the sills. The can.
ners reserve such delicacies for them.
selves and their friends. but the time
will come when they will find special
mention on the menus of the highest
priced restaurants.
The Gamers get at wholesale only
about Is cents for one pound can o!
the best red salmon and only half the
price for the pink and even less fol
the white. The red salmon constitute
ed only thrce-sevenths of the pack
but three fourths in value of the en-
tire product The public prefers the
red meat and is willing TO pay double
price for it. So much for gratifying
q taste.--John A. Sleicher in 'Leslies
Perrysburg journal. (Perrysburg, Wood Co., O. [Ohio]) 186?-1965, 1916-01-06

see him and asked what ne couiu ue
sire from the king DioEenes replied,
"That you would step from between
me and the sun" If you have wealth
you can possess an organ with golden
pipes, but Beethoven composed his i'm.
mortal symphonies on cheap harpsi-
chord. If you have wealth you can
equip a luxurious studio. but Turner
painted In garret and mixed his col,
ors in a broken tea cup.
Money can purchase copies OF Sir
Joshua Reynolds, but God gives the
sunset away free. Money can employ
musicians to perform for private
concert, but the song of the lark in
the tree and the music of children's
laughter is for the millionaire and the
poor man alike. Wealth cannot pur-
chase the great things of life. 1t can
not buy contented mind and a Sc
rene life. 1t cannot purchase good
ness and beauty. Dale II. Carnagey
in Leslies.
Perrysburg journal. (Perrysburg, Wood Co., O. [Ohio]) 186?-1965, 1916-01-06
POVERTY OF WEALTH.

A great abundance of food does not
make a great nation. The invincible
Roman legions lived for days at
time on wheat which they gathered
and ate as they marched. The rich
est men OF the earth dine as frugally
as mortar mixers. Andrew Carnegie
could afford to send vessels to every
land to gather its delicacies for his
table; his favorite dish is oatmeal.
Frank Vanderlip, head of the City Ma
tional Bank OF New York, could en-
ploy legion of chefs to procure epi.
curean feasts for his delight; Wander
lip eats only two meals day. The
Duke of Wellington who defeated Ma
poleon at Waterloo could have dined
on ambrosia' and nectar; he some
times feasted his guests, but he linn
tied his eating to boiled potato and
a chop. Some authorities state that
Napoleons defeat at Waterloo was
due to an acute attack of indigestion.
1t does not require wealth to pur-
chase the ideal amount and kind of
food. The man with a million at his
command should not spend any more
for food than a cabinet maker. Many
man can trace his physical ills to
the day when prosperity began to
load his table with luxuries. Plato
said the names physicians designated
diseases by showed that their patients
had overeaten and underworked.
The men who can afford idleness
seldom want it. No Lincoln, Carlyle
| or Washington ever watched the
clock. Edison labors 1S hours day,
not because of the final reward that
| it win bring, but because of the hap
| piness he finds in it. Michael Angelo
when painting his immortal pictures
| in the Sistine Chapel worked with
| such enthusiasm that for weeks at g
| time he never removed his clothing.
| Walter Scott arose at five in the
| morning and wrote some of his nov
els when he was employed as clerk.
RusRin uttered n great truth when he
said, "If you want knowledge you
must toll for it; if food, you must toll
for it; if pleasure, you must toll for
1t; toll is the law
If you have wealth YOU can purchase
one hundred outfits of wearing appar-
el, but you can only wear one at a
time. Socrates never owned but one
pair of shoes, but his name is immor-
tai If you have wealth you can pur-
chase beautiful paintings and adorn
yorr home with statues. That
wouldn't bring you happiness. If you
have wealth YOU con purchase furni-
ture inlaid with gold and upholstered
with fine fabrics. That doesn't mean
contentment. When Thoreau lived by
Walden Pond he found stone one
day that he fanciod and used it for a
chair, hut rolled it away later.
If you have wealth you can pur
chase great rarll and erect n splen
did mansion. but tradition tells us tha;
there was very hapnv man who lived
in a tub, ard when The king came tC
Perrysburg journal. (Perrysburg, Wood Co., O. [Ohio]) 186?-1965, 1916-01-06

"That fellow Snubbins is pretty
nice fellow, even if he does play ton.
mis-, and l hate to see you lose your
chance"
"Pooh!" answered the girl. '1 don't
want him. Why should 1? I'm not
going to swell any mans head to win
him. They can't come strutting around
me"
VERY well, then. AS long as you
feel that way you'll marry no man at
all, or some ladylike man who has
no manly pride"
Perrysburg journal. (Perrysburg, Wood Co., O. [Ohio]) 186?-1965, 1916-01-06

One kind OF hero is a man who
tells his wife the truth, first, last and
always.
Perrysburg journal. (Perrysburg, Wood Co., O. [Ohio]) 186?-1965, 1916-01-06

Deafness is a terrible affliction to
men who like to hear themselves con-
verse.
Perrysburg journal. (Perrysburg, Wood Co., O. [Ohio]) 186?-1965, 1916-01-06

Adam had his faults, but he was
never sued for breach of promise.
Perrysburg journal. (Perrysburg, Wood Co., O. [Ohio]) 186?-1965, 1916-01-06

And many a man lends hand only
when il is empty.
Perrysburg journal. (Perrysburg, Wood Co., O. [Ohio]) 186?-1965, 1916-01-06

Unless a man can see slight i'm
provement in himself, it's impossible
to make him believe the world is
growing better.
Perrysburg journal. (Perrysburg, Wood Co., O. [Ohio]) 186?-1965, 1916-01-06

Over half the newspapers published
in the world are printed in the Eng.
lish language.
Perrysburg journal. (Perrysburg, Wood Co., O. [Ohio]) 186?-1965, 1916-01-06

People who live in glass houses
should have rubber-proof curtains.
OBSERVATION-DISCLOSURES tttEqt1E1aEppppux1
Perrysburg journal. (Perrysburg, Wood Co., O. [Ohio]) 186?-1965, 1916-01-06
BRIEF DECISIONS.

The Mother Hubbard just simply
had to go out of fashionable literature.
1t wouldn't frou frou.
Perrysburg journal. (Perrysburg, Wood Co., O. [Ohio]) 186?-1965, 1916-01-06

Isn't it strange considering hov
fond some men are of attitudes, tina
they strike them so frequently?
Perrysburg journal. (Perrysburg, Wood Co., O. [Ohio]) 186?-1965, 1916-01-06

Not every man who gets a good
sendoff can come back.
Perrysburg journal. (Perrysburg, Wood Co., O. [Ohio]) 186?-1965, 1916-01-06

A man never knows what he can
dc until he tries-and if he is wise
there are lot of things he will not
try.
Perrysburg journal. (Perrysburg, Wood Co., O. [Ohio]) 186?-1965, 1916-01-06

Most women are born leaders
and most men are born followers
thereof.
Perrysburg journal. (Perrysburg, Wood Co., O. [Ohio]) 186?-1965, 1916-01-06

The Jewish population of the Uni
ted States is 9,OsS,6T4, according to
the last estimate.
Perrysburg journal. (Perrysburg, Wood Co., O. [Ohio]) 186?-1965, 1916-01-06

Happy is the wife who believes
that her husband is the best man on
earth.
Perrysburg journal. (Perrysburg, Wood Co., O. [Ohio]) 186?-1965, 1916-01-06

Some people seem to take great de-
hight in looking forward to yesterday
Perrysburg journal. (Perrysburg, Wood Co., O. [Ohio]) 186?-1965, 1916-01-06

he owned $4,000 neckties.
Over half the newspapers published
in the world are printed in the Eng.
lish language.
The Jewish population of the Uni
ted States is 3,0S3,6T4, according to
the last estimate.
tritive as two and one-half pounds of
potatoes.
The United States is the greatest
producer of tobacco in the world, the
greatest exporter, the greatest import
eli and the greatest consumer.
The Indian population of the United
States last year, totaled three hundred
and thirty-one thousand, two hundred
fifty.
Most of Japan's pearl divers are
women, who begin to learn the trade
al the age of IS or IA.
The English language has approxi-
mately six hundred thousand words,
half of which are of technical nature
end rarely used.
Many first-class kitchen mechal';
is made over into tenth-class act
ress.
A woman's mind may be as change
able as the shape of her hat.
If you can't find a good opportunity
get busy and make one.
The cuddlesome winter girl dis.
likes the hot weather.
A cozy corner is handy place In
which to sweep the dirt.
Perrysburg journal. (Perrysburg, Wood Co., O. [Ohio]) 186?-1965, 1916-01-06

A tourist without money is tramp,
and tramp with money is a tour
list.
Perrysburg journal. (Perrysburg, Wood Co., O. [Ohio]) 186?-1965, 1916-01-06
FACTS YOU MAY NOT NOW.

Kaiser Wilhelm once confessed that
he owned $4,000 neckties.
Perrysburg journal. (Perrysburg, Wood Co., O. [Ohio]) 186?-1965, 1916-01-06

The easier 1t is to reform a mar
the less ii amounts to.
Perrysburg journal. (Perrysburg, Wood Co., O. [Ohio]) 186?-1965, 1916-01-06

Cold cash has melted many girls
heart that warm love couldn't touch.
Perrysburg journal. (Perrysburg, Wood Co., O. [Ohio]) 186?-1965, 1916-01-06

Contentment may mean lack of de.
sire.
Perrysburg journal. (Perrysburg, Wood Co., O. [Ohio]) 186?-1965, 1916-01-06

A. thirst for liquor beats an umbrel
la for keeping some men dry.
Perrysburg journal. (Perrysburg, Wood Co., O. [Ohio]) 186?-1965, 1916-01-06

A strong-headed man may be weak
minded.
Perrysburg journal. (Perrysburg, Wood Co., O. [Ohio]) 186?-1965, 1916-01-06

Wit without wisdom is sauce with
out meat.
Perrysburg journal. (Perrysburg, Wood Co., O. [Ohio]) 186?-1965, 1916-01-06

One pound of good bread is as nu
tritive as two and one-half pounds o
potatoes.
Perrysburg journal. (Perrysburg, Wood Co., O. [Ohio]) 186?-1965, 1916-01-06

The Mother Hubbard just simply
had to go out of fashionable literature.
1t wouldn't frou frou.
Isn't it strange considering how
fond some men are of attitudes, thar
they strike them so frequently?
Not every man who gets a good
sendoff can come back.
Some people seem to take great de-
hight in looking forward to yesterday.
BY and by every man finds out that
he is fool.but some woman knew it
FIRST.
This would be poor world for crit
ics il nobody accomplished anything.
The fool never knows better next
time till it is too late.
II you want your income to go up
hitch it to an airship.-F'rom Judge.
II honesty were not the best policy
there would be good deal less of it,
You never can believe more than
half the good that a man tells about
himself.
Calling man a liar is never an
argument.
The easier it is to reform man
the less it amounts to.
Wit without wisdom is sauce with.
out meat.
A lazy man is dead loss to him
helf.
Perrysburg journal. (Perrysburg, Wood Co., O. [Ohio]) 186?-1965, 1916-01-06

Calling a man liar is never ar
argument.
Perrysburg journal. (Perrysburg, Wood Co., O. [Ohio]) 186?-1965, 1916-01-06

A man who buys a blind horse
should also consult an oculist.
Perrysburg journal. (Perrysburg, Wood Co., O. [Ohio]) 186?-1965, 1916-01-06

Wise is the woman who can keep
appearances up and expenses down.
Perrysburg journal. (Perrysburg, Wood Co., O. [Ohio]) 186?-1965, 1916-01-06

A lazy man is a dead loss to him
helf.
Perrysburg journal. (Perrysburg, Wood Co., O. [Ohio]) 186?-1965, 1916-01-06

Hatred is often the result Of know
Ing but one side of a person.
Perrysburg journal. (Perrysburg, Wood Co., O. [Ohio]) 186?-1965, 1916-01-06

BY and by, every man finds out thai
he is foolabut some woman knew il
hrst.
Perrysburg journal. (Perrysburg, Wood Co., O. [Ohio]) 186?-1965, 1916-01-06

You never can believe more thar
half the good that a man tells about
himself.
Perrysburg journal. (Perrysburg, Wood Co., O. [Ohio]) 186?-1965, 1916-01-06

II honesty were not the best policy
there would be a good deal less of it
Perrysburg journal. (Perrysburg, Wood Co., O. [Ohio]) 186?-1965, 1916-01-06

Many people take your advice
but few ever use 1T.
Perrysburg journal. (Perrysburg, Wood Co., O. [Ohio]) 186?-1965, 1916-01-06

Trying to dodge work tires more
men than hard labor.
Perrysburg journal. (Perrysburg, Wood Co., O. [Ohio]) 186?-1965, 1916-01-06

But a man who rushes the growlel
is never in hurry himself.
Perrysburg journal. (Perrysburg, Wood Co., O. [Ohio]) 186?-1965, 1916-01-06

Gossip is the ammunition used |
the guns of knockers.
Perrysburg journal. (Perrysburg, Wood Co., O. [Ohio]) 186?-1965, 1916-01-06

II you want your income to go up
hitch it to an airship.-From Judge.
Perrysburg journal. (Perrysburg, Wood Co., O. [Ohio]) 186?-1965, 1916-01-06

Never bet on a sure thing unless
you can afford to lose.
Perrysburg journal. (Perrysburg, Wood Co., O. [Ohio]) 186?-1965, 1916-01-06

Better a good-paying job than
iow-salaried position.
Perrysburg journal. (Perrysburg, Wood Co., O. [Ohio]) 186?-1965, 1916-01-06

This would be poor world for crit
ics il nobody accomplished anything.
Perrysburg journal. (Perrysburg, Wood Co., O. [Ohio]) 186?-1965, 1916-01-06

Unless man can see a slight I'M
provement in himself, it's impossible
to make him believe the world is
growing better.
A man never knows what he can
dc until he tries-and if he is wise
there are lot of things he will not
try.
Most women are born leaders,
thereof.
Happy is the wife who believes
that her husband is the best man ON
earth.
A tourist without money is tramp,
and tramp with money is a tour
list.
Cold cash has melted many a girls
heart that warm love couldn't touch.
Wise is the woman who can keep
appearances up and expenses down.
A. thirst for liquor beats an umbreI-
la for keeping some men dry.
A man who buys a blind horse
should also consult an oculist.
Hatred is often the result of know
Ing but one side of a person.
But man who rushes the growler
IL never in a hurry himself.
Gossip is the ammunition used in
the guns of knockers.
Never bet on sure thing unless
you can afford to lose.
Better good-paying job than a
low-salaried position.
Trying to dodge work tires more
men than hard labor.
Many people take your advice
but few ever use 1T.
A strong-headed man may be weak
minded.
Contentment may mean lack of de-
sire.
Perrysburg journal. (Perrysburg, Wood Co., O. [Ohio]) 186?-1965, 1916-01-06

The fool never knows better next
time till it is too late.
Perrysburg journal. (Perrysburg, Wood Co., O. [Ohio]) 186?-1965, 1916-01-06

A cozy corner is handy place in
which to sweep the dirt.
Perrysburg journal. (Perrysburg, Wood Co., O. [Ohio]) 186?-1965, 1916-01-06

The cuddlesome winter girl dis
likes the hot weather.
Perrysburg journal. (Perrysburg, Wood Co., O. [Ohio]) 186?-1965, 1916-01-06

The United States is the greatest
producer of tobacco in the world, the
greatest exporter, the greatest import
Ell and the greatest consumer.
Perrysburg journal. (Perrysburg, Wood Co., O. [Ohio]) 186?-1965, 1916-01-06

If you can't find a good opportunity
get busy and make one.