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Forest City press. (Forest City, Potter County, D.T. [S.D.]) 1883-19??, 1916-07-19
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Honolulu star-bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1912-2010, 1916-09-02
Film DIRECTOR SUES - ...,<.
Mr.. FOX FOR $4,000.

NEW YORK, N.aY.-Herbert Bre
non, motion picture director, who pro
duced a Daughter, of the Gods" in
Jamaica, featuring Miss Annette Kel.
hermann In the. elaborate spectacle
for the William Fox Company, has re-
signed and organized company 81
f,is1own 10 produce pictures with Nine
NazimoFas as his star. Also he has
begun an action. in the Supreme Court
asking an Injunction to prevent the
showing of the picture without him
as Tafitilorsand director being given full
credit on the film itself, on the bib
boards and in newspapers and other
advertising matter sent out. Mr.. Brc-
non says he received $3.50 week for
producing the picture, but his under
standing was that he was to receive
full credit flor the work in the publi-
city campaign. He says Mr.. Fox gave
orders eliminating his name from all
publicity and advertising matter
! In addition Mr.. Brenon asks $4,000
damages. He says. Miss Kellermann
received $500 week salary while
she worked in the picture which has
been referred to as a million dollar
spectacle. = -. - e.. {
Honolulu star-bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1912-2010, 1916-09-02
COMMON TABLE
i :
SALT HELP FOR
TUBERCULOSIS
Use of This Simple Remedy in
Baths Tends to Prevent
Niuht SWeatS III

NEUTRALITY-SUSPICIOUS. results from
tho administration of common SAT-
as. remedy against the enfeebiing
night sweats Of consumptiyes and
against excessive perspiration in the
case of marching soldiers are reported
by Company Surgeon Link III an
article m the Munich Medical Weekly.
Sweat contains about Six parts of
salt in the thousand 4 hard march
OF few hours on hot day results
in the exudation OF five to six liters
OF sweat, with salt content of "a to
80 grams. a strong night sweat 1uf q
ccnsamptive oxides as much as IL
liters, causing salt loss of fifteen
grams. This amount is far from un-
important, since the blood contains
altogether only about twenty grams
of salt. an amount about correspond
ing to the maximum daily consump
ton or salt in foods. r. RI
DR.. Links first experiments were
made with sufferers from tuberculosis.
1t occurred to him that their excessive
fatigue mornings might well be due
to the loss Of salt, and that this might
be counteracted by a salt ration. He
began by giving a level teaspoonfull
of salt (about five grams) in small
glass of water just before patients
retired The result was a greater
freshness and absence of WEAKNESS
on the following morning, but the
ratients either had no night sweats or
else very slight ones. All patients
except those suffering also from stom'.
aeh7 eatarrh and high fever stood the
salt dosing without any i'll effects
whatever.
His experiences led DR.. Link to ex-
pertinent with healthy persons, and
especially soldiers. About 100 soldiers
of one regiment were given tea
spoonful of salt at 5:45 o'clock in the
morning before beginning the days
march. After march of nearly twenty
miles in muggy weather the soldiers
thus dosed exhibited much less ia
tigue than. their comrades, and theii
perspiration was but fraction of that
of the others. so ~ ~ =. q +.
Honolulu star-bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1912-2010, 1916-09-02
CURE FOR TUBERCULOSIS, HELP
flRLEPR0Sf, JAPANESE REPORT

anocnprol is markedly effective
in tuberculosis. and we believe that II
viii play an important part in clinical
iaedieine II may be used more gene
rally than tubercuiin. - -.
aThe amount OF the dose is closely
related to the reaction and the nnal
results. II should be determined Tor
each patient after careful -examn ma
ton or his symptoms. The MAXIMUM
dose OF IS cubic eGntimetres should
in no case be exec dcd The shortest
interval between injections should be
two weeks. II The drug IS given
after aashorter interval no improve
lnent is observed and the effects are
sometimes dangerous, - ,
During tie period of the treatment
irritants to thcelesioa, such as potas-
SUM i0diCle or tubcrcuiifl saould be
avoided: apricot Juice suaiacot and
its derivatives and iodoi are con.
traindicated."
Little Hope in Final Stages.
There are cases in which cyan
ocuprol does no good In the final
stages of consumption 1t may be given
without danger, but with little hope
of Improvement, Even in cases OF
pulmonary heIorrhage it is bens-
fetal, and it may safely be used when
the tuberculosis is complicated with
chronic diseases of the heart and
kidney g. -
Each injection is followed, gener-
ally, by affecting local Inflammation.
often by an increase In the cough
and sputum. but with perfect rest
these symptoms pass away in two or
three days. As absolute rest is. nee
essary, the coughing must be stopped,
and DR.. otani does 1t by administer
ing codeine hydrochloride. He helps
the expeetorationz by spraying the
nose win a solution of one gramme
OF bicarbonate .-of soda and one
gramme OF common salt in 100 cubic
centimetres of distilled water and he
forbids talking or smoking.
In the six cases of leprosy on which
DR.. Takano reports, all that can be
said at present is that they show
marked improvement, the spots dis
appearing and members that had lost
their sensation or their power of
movement being restored to their nor
NAL functions. The treatment is be-
ing continued in these and other
cases! sas t2S-assss7e'e,re. ~ .-.:.
Honolulu star-bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1912-2010, 1916-09-02
GETTING our OF SAND.

z .
When. a car is driven into a sandy
spot in the road and the rear wheels
spin, there is no need of attempting
to extract the car without assistance.
The more the wheels spin in the sand,
the deeper the car will sink and the
more difficult 1t will be to pub itsotit.
IL no rope or burlap is in the car, de
flate the rear tires and with the gears
in first speed position engage the
clutch slowly If this does not help
get two wooden planks and place
them behind, the rear wheels. Then
attempt to reverse out so the wheels
mount the planks. II rope or burlap
is tied around the rear tires 1t will
be found an easy matter TO pull out
of sand. = s,s,sss- 1882
Honolulu star-bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1912-2010, 1916-09-02
SPRING SEAT LueRlcATloN.

Many cars are fitted with rear
springs which are mounted on seats
which oscillate. These spring seats
usually havetsom means Of labrica-
ton, but few owners take the trouble
to turn up the grease cup provided.
While it is not necessary to turn the
cup each day, it is a good plan to pay
some attention to this most important
part. In cantilever suspensions the
center bearing of the spring SHOULD
be well oiled. Usually this bearing
operates upon a small steel shaft ex-
tending out from the frame. In some
cases tube running transversely OF
the frame is used. II no grease cup
is provided an OIL hole is used,
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1916-11-04
HOW A PANIC IN 1914 WAS AVERTED

r.. NIalbuu. Setrttar the Treasury
The Wilson from the
The rapid declarations Of hose Europe
troNed; and shipping practically suspended
Was conn
of i'm
nomc crisis the history
the
i'm Of
and
community and through the leadership
McAdoo confidence
quickly supplied
nucn'c OF the Treasury mteny specie
suspended onvuled
in j.
OF NewY appealed Treasury De-
unable
party all power
security
millions dollars
currency this
preceding
declared something like $780,
bankers described
o. throughout
publican stupidity hesitation would again
Federal
hap itsftO
had been shd
hgton which the enjoying
wouldn hav realized.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1916-11-04

headlong action without
thought. Police work in San
Domingo and Mexico is not
war. Patience with poor dis
tracted struggling Mexico, pa
tience with Germany, with the
Allies, all of whom are en-
gagged in a bitter war which
each believes to involve its
very existence, is not weakness.
1t is the strength, the forbear-
ing strength of a great, a pow
erful, a noble nation. Pros
perity which is all prevailing,
which brings up the price of
labor and the products of la
Dor manufactured or grown
from the soil, which gives
work to all, which swells bank
accounts, particularly small
savings banks, which puts all
mills, mines and factories at
work-such prosperity is not
fictitious nor is it merely tenn
p0rary.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1916-11-04
HIS GREAT SERVICE

NHAITH all humanity be-
~ wailing the ineffective
ness of European diplo-
macy which failed to avert
war. Wilson'S diplomacy has
put a stop to Germany's illegal
use of the submarine, and laid
the foundation for a recovery
in full Of all injury done Ameri-
can property rights by England
or her allies. Words without
deeds-certainly when words
are diplomacy and deeds are
war. and diplomacy gains our
point. Patient negotiation IS
not weakness or vaclllatlon,
firm insistence is not stubborn
ness. Immediate action to avert
a nationally disastrous strike IS
not a surrender to force or
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1916-11-04
THE COLD TRUTH ABOUT
WESTON

H. HERE are various objec'
VI tons to a town like Wes-
ton as a site for a normal
school. The most fatal objec-
ton is found in the fact the
town last year, according to
its school district report, had
but 125 grade pupils in at
tendance at its public school
whereas the United States bu-
reau of education, backed by
school people everywhere, as
serts no normal school should
be located in a town with less
than 1000 grade pupils, that
number being necessary to pro-
vide practice teaching work
for the normal students Of a
standard normal.
The Weston case should be
Judged in the light Of the facts
and the cold truth is that the
town has but 10 per cent as
many grade pupils as it should
have to support a standard
normal school. Do not be mis-
led by cries of unfairness from
Weston. There has been no
intention of being unfair to
Weston. 1t is the Weston peo-
pie who are unfair.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1916-11-04
THE PRESENT DUTY OF
FREE MINDED REPUB-
LICANS

m MATILLA county is nor
U6 mally a strong republl-
can county but there is
such a tremendous slump to
Wilson that even bets are be-
ing made on the outcome IN
the county.
Literally by the thousands
republican voters in Umatilla
county are quietly preparing
to vote for the reelection of
the president.
They have every reason to
do SO. The republican party
of this campaign is not their
republican party. The align
ment of Hughes with the war
champions and the Wall street
forces justly relieves any free
minded republican from sup
porting that ticket. You can
best serve the republicanlsm
of Lincoln by voting against
the republicanism that is az
present to the front.
The republican party is not
yet purged Of the sinister influ-
ences that controlled its affairs
during the later years Of its
power and brought about its
downfall four years ago. The
old guard is distinctly in the
saddle and will hold sway if
Hughes is chosen. The best
duty a free minded republican
can render to that party and
to his country is to vote to keep
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1916-11-04

the G. o. p. in the rear until
such time as it comes under
the control of men who honest
" stand for the principles OF
Washington and Lincoln and
may be trusted to administer
affairs from the standpoint OF
the public welfare.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1916-11-04
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THE GODS REMEMBER.

THE GODS REMEMBER.
= The Gods remember always. We
. forget,
. But they forget not: every debt
. Howe'er we palter and evade,
. Maturing, must be paid.
. They pity US the Gods, but 4
= naught forgive,
= Lest We, who slowly learn to
. live
. children scarce wiser in our age
. than youth
. should come 10 doubt their
. truth!
q Loving the brave who strive and 4
= will not yield
. Though hurt and fallen on the
. field,
. They teach US not from death to
y fly,
: Lest we, indeed, should die!
. For It's their win the soul shall
rise
= Above its earthly agOnies:
= Triumphant rise, as from the
pyTe
. A phoenix. winged by fire.
Q BY Florence Earle Coates.
0AAAAAAAAA~~H~~ =
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1916-11-04

If you do not wish to go to
war have you a Just right to
vote for a policy that is reason
ably certain to lead the nation
to war?
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1916-11-04

Pendleton is in the race this
year, through the normal mea-
sure. see that no vote is lost
through neglect or indiffer-
ence; our big local majority
may save the day.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1916-11-04

If people will not stand by
those who have given them
good service they are not en-
titled to such service; under
Wilson we have had good
times, peace and real legisla-
ton in behalf of the people ;
why change?
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1916-11-04
CAN YOU STAND FOR 1T?
N HE forces that demand a
" conquest of Mexico so as

N HE forces that demand a
" conquest of Mexico so as
to allow American mil
lionaires to make good on
shaky and sometimes crooked
investments in that troubled
country are unanimously be-
hind Hughes.
Mr.. Hughes himself has
made it clear that if he is ell
ected there will be war with
Mexico. The colonel talks
along the same line. So does
Beveridge. So do most of the
tory newspapers. They are
pretty frank in branding the
Wilson policy as contemplate
and saying we should have
deeds" instead Of diplomacy.
1t will take 100000 soldiers,
according to General Wood.
The beneficiaries will be
Hearst, Otis, Charles Taft and
several concerns with big hold
ings down there.
Is it in your heart to stage
such a tragedy? Is it right to
sacrifice good American lives
to subdue a neighboring coun-
try for the sake of men who al
ready have more money than
is good for them and for the
country? Will it be right for
this country to wage war for
the sake of these men when it
is the truth their investments
were for the main part based
on Diaz corruption and be-
trayal of the Mexican people?
Your vote will be your ans.
wer.
The Washington herald., 1916-01-28
DUPONT BANK SOON
WILL Open DOORS
Portion Of Capital Stock Offered Pub.
lie at SHOES. Wolfe Will
Probably Be President

The Dupont National Bank will oper
In the building formerly occupied by the
United States Trust Company, Connect.
cut avenue and Dupont Circle, on OF
about February H. The new bank will
have a capital stock OF 100000 and q
surplus of 10000 Subscription books will
be open at the bank up to and including
February 8.
The comptroller OF currency has ap.
proved the application of the bank and
the work of organiza ton il being com
pleted rapidly. II Is expected that T.. g
Wolfe. prominent local banker. and q
member of the organization committee
will be elected president.
A portion of the capital stock is offered
for public subscription at $40 share
OF each share, 800 will be capital stock
and 80 surplus. The subscription books
are open at the bank. Checks should bt
made payable to Ezra Gould. chairman
OF the organization committee.
AS national bank, the new institution
Will become a member OF the Fedora
Reserve System.
The organization committee consists oi
Ezra Gould, Arthur Bradley Campbell
Eugene C. Copenhaver. DIR. AIIerton s
Cushman, George A. Garrett, MilIviIl.
Gillette. F. II. Ridgeway. Hugh B. Row.
land. Tucker X. Sands, J. II. de Sibour
Thomas Bell Sweeney. AkseI wickfeld
Edmund s. Wolfe and Horace w. West
colt
The Washington herald., 1916-01-28

As he had confidential relations with
the government.
/ could have guessed that, too,
For the Russian government seems tc
have confidential relations
With everybody that can spell car
I wonder what Russia would do
II II wanted publicity.
This man who was talking millions
Asked II Id lunched.
I said no, II was a little early,
Then / waited for him to ask me.
I thought he'd take me to the Ritz.
He didn't
He didn't even ask me.
He waited for me to ask him
Stalled about rarely eating lunch,
Being too busy and all that.
SO l knew he was lying
And asked him II he would have a
drink.
He would.
And he took one big enough to have
put out the Chicago Are.
Asked him II he would have lunch
well yes, he guessed he could spare
time. O.. ...- .-
took him to a regular restaurant.
One that had been defa shienized.
Where you get real food
And not ragtime and noise.
Where the only sound heard
Is made by the Broadway theatrical
managers
Eating soup.
He. ate stewed oysters, beefsteak and
buckwheat cakes
And then borrowed a dollar,
The Washington herald., 1916-01-28
REAL ESTATE TRANSFERS.

Mount Pls~ssnt and Pleasant PIsins-J. railnan
Hsndrick ct al. trustees. n Nellie J. Med
dlekaHS. lot IS. blocs 2 S.sD.
30 s2 and 9oi Spring road nOrthwest-Horstio n.
TapHn ct al. uustees to Frank 3. Hayne,
lots 81 10 64 block Is. Homead Manor. 81 100
Hampton Park-NIunicipal Realty Company 70
George II. Blaksy. lot :, square 5l59. SO;
stamp 80 cents.
houser. ct uG. to Douglas EdmOnds, Serena Ed
monds and MABEL VI. Edmonds. lot Zs block
I. Mount Pleasant and Pleasant Plains, SO;
stamp $3.50.
Han place near wiscpnsin avenue northwest
Lewis E. Breuningsr ct uG. to Alfred V.
Brown. Tot ~ square I3D SO: stamp 81.
sl3 Third street sOutheast-JSmes 4. Johnson It
to William W. Wheeler. lot 2. square 7s7.
SO; stamp 81. 30
1912 I street eoutheast-Georgs W Barnes ct u1.
to August O. Hermann. part lot }, square 20
SO; stamp 2S.
SiHttenth Street Hsights-Lynchburg Inrestmsnt
Corporation to Eleanor Buynitzky. lot . and part
lot "A. square z7s. so; stamp 20 cents
siTtssnth Street HtEhts-same To Julian r. simp-
son. IT,. lot %. square 277s, so; stamp 50 cents
Sixteenth Street Heights-Julian R. Simpson. ir..
to Marie A. simpson. IOta. Sauare E7s. so
qs STREET southwest William T Army ct al.
to Timothy J. sullivan. lot ss, square 544. SO
stamp 81.
InElesde-kennedy Brothers to William H. LAgls
and HsuriettA Lagie. lot 6s, square 2Sss. SO
Chevy Chass-Maud s. Adams 10 Jessie B. Grove.
lot g. and part lot 60. square 1855. SO; stamp
p!O.
Columbia Heights-FSnnie E. Du1aH ct Tir Will
lam O. to Margaret A. O'Bdsn. lot D, square
Bn So stamp so cents
9 I street nOftheast-Mary J. Latimer to John
Flahsrty. lot ~. square SIS SO; stamp $3.50.
1853 street nOrthWest-Isabella W. Ashford to
Albert 5. MaddoI. lot l8. square l56. no
stamp $50
ITE3 R street northwsst-william A. Hill ct ux to
HOrstlo n. Tsplin. part orig. lot 4, square lA,
so; stamp s..
Feruwood Hsights-M Henderson to Grace P
BrsrstOn. lot a., square 70. SO; stamp N.D.
South Observation-Disclosures +. Cox ct al to Harry
A. Kite. lot l. block l. SO. stamp 81
First and y streets southeast Edward D. Nc
Kenna ct u1. To Thomas W. Schaefer, orig. lOt
and part orig. lot 2, square 10. SO; stamp 81
1855 Ninth street northwest-Csrrie Lavender 10
Thomas W. schaeTer. part orig. lot Z. squars
E. SO; stamp s.
Florida avenue between Seventh and Eighth streets
northoast-Thonas W. scharfer ct ux 70 Ed
ward d. Mcksnna, lot 81. square SSs. SO
stamp s.
Florida atsnus between Seventh and Eighth streets
northsast-sane to Carrie Sutton. lot 50. square
-. SO; stamp a.
The Washington herald., 1916-01-28
Parents Should KnOW
This Splendid Remedy
Simple Laxative Compound Helps
to Correct Constipation in
Children.

With all children there are times
when the bowels fail to act naturally
and it becomes necessary for the pa
rents to administer a remedy. Cathar-
tics and purgatives should never be
used. as these agents accord only tenn
porary relief while their violent ac-
ton shocks the system unduly. Mrs.
Eva F. Gaff, sI7 10th St, Washing
ton, D. c., says that her little girl
Marie, had been subject TO oonstiPa-
ton, and that she found DR.. Cald-
wells Syrup Pepsin the best remedy
because of its mildness, and now al
ways keeps a bottle of II in the house.
DR.. Caldwelrs Syrup PePsin is a
compound of simple laxative herbs,
free from opiates or narcotic drugs
of any kind, and is an ideal remedy
for children because of its mild ac-
ton and positive effect. Its use tends
to strengthen the impaired bowel &C
tion and restore normal regularity.
1t is important that parents should
know of a dependable remedy with
no unpleasant after effects, gripping or
The Washington herald., 1916-01-28

cents for the best hennery products and
S for gathered products. probably will be
lowered II present market conditions con-
tinue.
The veal and lamb market also Is quot
ing lowered figure, Both meats are
and 10 cents cheaper than. a week ago.
Unusually large shfjrnents for the sea-
son are being received. Roast veal Is
quoted at IS to 25 cents a pound and veal
chops at 20 to q, the old figure being =
to IS cents, k.amb 10 quoted at Is to .,
reduced from p 10 Is and chops are
quoted. IS to %. s-s--5-..- ! ss ~
Although fish shipsne ents. are small. the
figures have not been reduced. II is ex-
pected the warm weather, which has
thawed ice on the Potomac. an impedi-
ment to vessels. will bring about favor
able change in the market.
Prices Quoted yesterday were;
EGGS.
Heunery. doz.. Sac. Gathered, doz. 95.
Southern, doz., y. Storage, doz. %.
BUTTER.
Best creamery h.. 4Oa45. Medium, H.. 80
Renovated b., g. Oleo h., -l5a9o. - -..
POULTRY
Chickens, H. q ROSTERS. h. IS.
TURKEYS. Ib. g5a2s. Broiiers. H.. y.
Hens, h., .. keatf, each, co.
VEGETABLES
Potatoes, Nix. TO- Lettuce head. lOal5.
Rsdishss bunch. s. Onions bunch, for j.
Celery, bunch, Il. nirnirs. NH, 10
Cueumbers, sas. Tomatoes, H., g.
String beans qt.. 10. Bsets. bunch, B
Spinach H-pk.. Is. Carrots bunch, for IS
Sweet potatoes, A-pks Is Rhubzrb, bunch, for .
FRUITS.
Bsnanas. doz., las. Grapefruit. salo.
Apples. A-pk., IS. LemOns doz.. l5a5.
Alligator pears each, 10. Pineapples. each 0a3.
Grapes h., is. Oranges, doz baI5.
Strawberries, qt.. 20.
MEATS
Roast veal, h.. lss5 Hamburger. h.. l5a3o
Veal chors, h., Ga3. Beef liver. h., Il
Corn-fed beef, In ruar, CbOps, h.. 9z2
lb.. Ez5. Calf liver. h., Aa1.
Corn fed beef, in steak. Bacon, piece, H.. 2.
H., Zja2s. Smoked ham, h., lss2-
srass-fed beef, in roast. Sausage n. 2.
b.. l5sB. Mutton, H. lssa.
Grassfed beef in steak Mutton, stewing, h., Bs
ib isA a.
Mixed cattle in roast. Bacon, sliced. h., Is.
b. l2al5 Lamb ID. lsa5
Mixed csttIe in steak Roast pork, h.. lsaD.
b. ltals Corned beef H.. l5als.
Pork shoulder h. l4al6. Lamb chops lb lss3p.
FISH.
Sea bass. Ib, s. ButterAsh. b., IZt.
Cod, h. IS Crab fake. ut.. LOO.
Salmon. h.. 8. Hahbut, 10, d
Trout b. l0sD Oysters, at. 1al1
White perch, H., l0Al5. F1ounders H.. Is.
Spanish msckersl, H. %. Tlehsh, b.. IS.
Clans at. % White bait h., %.
BlueHsh, lb. DsB. Shad each 75alS.
The Washington herald., 1916-01-28
SEEN AND HEARD
BY GEORGE MINER
Special Correspondent Of The Washinston Herald.
tcopyrisht. 1875 Mcclure Newspaper Syndicate,

An hour before he told me he was
making $500 week.
He's typical war broker.
Fortunately the French government
Has been exposing the graft
In war contracts
And grabbing the grafters
That will put little Gamper on the
brokers.
Then, again, the public is getting wise.
For 1t Is general knowledge
That Morgan & Co. control the busi-
ness.
And that irresponsible hotel loafers
Are no more In 1t
Than Judge Taft would be In a six
day race.
The Bankers Club is a top-notch af.
fair.
1t occupies three floors
In the Equitable Building.
Its first floor
Is on the thirty-eighth floor. ...
Things come high there.
And everything is just so or more so
A member took me to lunch.
He said:
'Will you have tagged oysters?"
1t isn't a game.
You don't play II
To find out who Is 'it."
It's a label.
New York has gone daffy over them
A hole Is bored In the neck of an oyster
shell
And a little tin tag attached
Like you see on plug tobacco.
That makes them an epicurean deli.
cacy
And they cost a third more.
/ notice that people who look as though,
they had appetites
Like stone crushers
And palates as refined as a razor
backed hogs
Always want their food labeled.
Dated eggs
Wrapped up Jumps of sugar
Bread In paper cases
And butter In paraffine boxes.
Why not pork with embossed rind
and monograms stamped on sausages