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New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1916-03-28
THE Uses OF ADVERTISEMENT.

.1 am NOT prepared any statement politics at
~ or on the international situation beyond referring you to
what said weeks called Fear Goo
and Take Your Own art'"-Theodore Roosevelt
~ should prefer to tonight the negro
~ said William Shakespeare beyond referring you to my
rocon+ remarks the subject in Othelo.'
AS 70 tho marine frc-prevenion laws said Mrs Felicia
rooca Hcmans have nothing to more than what
b.ve indicated in my Casabanca
90 can say nothing" said Superintendent Of Schools William
y Maxwell to Coming Tower reporter about Marjorie Ster-
- ms, Of like as a conjunction My views that point are
,r,rsssed in Iaxwcl's Elementary English Grammar"
81 must keep silent regarding my publicity said the
editor of The Coming Tower late last night "if want my
oons on hatand many other hing-you can find them IN
nv and Large doubleday, Page Co., SD
Las, night the nomOkng strictly enforced and cons
oeny neandoseents dreamed down through
s-I- clear atmosphere.
m veil Of occasionally could be detected spectator ed
~ oak couple OF puFs favotc weed But the femn special
ee or the offenders that another preach
Of tho would result their being elected and re" cared " FISK
,-. chance of q second varrngThe Press.
Tho rosno,ng rule was not for took the
warning and the no-smokng seriously and failed to equip
ef with cigars practically everybody else smoked all the
lime Near ms were two fremen policeman, the radius
Of whose whisper hundred men were smoking.
THIS IS ABOUT A BENEFIT so SKIP IT IF YOU LIKE.
r Since 50 many ladies' applied you for paragraph
about their charity etes put plea for the Ball Of
ne Allied The Theatre for the benefit Of The Actors Fund
10 held on Thursday the Hotel Aston This is neutral
afarno discrimination against any Of the arts r,oy,,
Dr. Jeys about the abolition Of prize lighting one
are sympathy with; but Mr. Hydes practice OF running
prize fighters Diary prize fighters signature, although
tho prize fighter possibly did write it, is something else again
FREE PROSE.
paragraphs from Agenon BsekvoOds The Extra Day
And 60 the trees accepted thing Of drowsy
they liked exactly
moved they would have known undehnabs
They watched now, dark December evening
Ar one by cleaning shone bright
And yellow through the mist then one by one
Lctd down lids
Its going 0 sleep" they thought
SITS going 0 Its life, like
all nsid sleeps winter through
Az VIC do. s we'll Good night:
Old house Of cray Well also sleep
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1916-03-28
FREE PROSE.
Why Colyumists Envy Frank Moran

Why Coyunllsts
Dear Coming vksburs Miss finding Chicago Ill., called
ior Baltimore NJ D. hELLhN'
call them: LOA
Sir: Aso-n England gets licked, would she beaten
: esssrd just floating island? 8 L. u.
MrPP A.: FftyAfty or fight slogan worth tn.
18th
that the author substitute another verb
Z. FIGHT.
enough fighting going without the suggestion Of mere
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1916-03-28
DIED.

Camphausen, @. P. Noe, James n.
Cook, Walter Richards, James q.
Gregory. Eugene J. Sack, John.
Lente, Rev. ]. r. Winchester, Sarah p
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1916-03-28

An impeous maiden Miss Kathryn Supple, said, by the
Brooklyn Eagle Of the pettest and most executive OF the
younger girls OF the Hill"
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1916-03-28
UNDERTAKES.
o.! s% frankie AfPBELL..::.'s.s.
CEMETERIES.

TIE wooDLAwN cEMErEETfr:, ,,,,
.,,s 81 ny Harlem Train and oy f"
cts OF small sise for ssie.
once 20 East fjd st@
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1916-03-28
sloRRIE.

q think an entitled the decision said Mr. Frank Moran
late Saturday night ~ it had not been for me there would nave
been M fight
o.. s'.,1' "A
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1916-03-28
TO SELL HATS FOR CHARITY

fI3i45sll II
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1916-03-28
March %, at 10 o'clock.
CREGORY-At his late residence.
Summit av., Bronx. March 20, Is

LENTE-On March %. 1915, called
higher, the Rev. James Rapelye Lente.
Services viii be held ~ MS late resi-
dence az Wsshingtonville, y. Y, on
Wednesday, March %, al 1880 ?. m.
The Emmett index. [volume] (Emmett, Idaho) 1893-1925, 1916-07-13
Daddy sBedtine
q. How Masha
DO v Visited the Zoo
To Find Dragon.


little giT
gooder
II II which
a
sooD he
found them he all his children school
a o a
a eneme
invited
n a lead
"A
keep Mnsa outdoors all day for the air where she lived
something which
he
n
bring
n al
n which can't find dragonY"
"she couldn't good English yet?" asked Jack
interest the park he carried her home"
The Emmett index. [volume] (Emmett, Idaho) 1893-1925, 1916-07-13
Notice to Subscribers.
CURRENT COMMENT

The new automobile ordinance is
being criticised. But the provision
forbidding the use of the cut-out is
not Hereafter, in the city of EN-
NETT, the open muller on automobiles
and motorcycles is to become dim
memory. The man who has a gas
machine that will not skip along ra-
pidly enough and will not pull the
load he imposes upon it should get
another one. 1t is hoped that the
police officers will enforce this pro-
vision rigidly and set upon the fellow
who persists in using the cut-out so
hard that he will sew up his cut-out
and cut out his racket now and for
ever. He is nuisance of the first
water
The Emmett index. [volume] (Emmett, Idaho) 1893-1925, 1916-07-13
The Rival Roses.


Perhaps the two most famous flow
ers in history are associated with the
Temple gardens. for. according to ira
dition, it was in the gardens in 1430
that the two leaders plucked the red
and white roses which became the
badges of the rival houses of Lancas-
ter and York.
The gardens We're for centuries ia
nous for their roses. Among their
floral curiosities one finds in the ac-
counts for 100 an expenditure on two
perimic box trees and wonders what u
perimic tree is until one remembers
the custom of trimming box trees in a
symmetrical or ''perimetric" fashion,
London Chronicle.
The Emmett index. [volume] (Emmett, Idaho) 1893-1925, 1916-07-13

81 have used Chamberlain's Tablets
and must say they are the best | have
ever used for constipation and indi-
gestion. My wife also used them for
indigestion and they did her good
writes Eugene S. Knight, Wilmington,
N. C. Chamberlain Tablets are mild
and gentle in their action. Give them
trial You are certain to be pleas
ed with the agreeable laxative effect
which they produce. Obtainable every
where.
The Emmett index. [volume] (Emmett, Idaho) 1893-1925, 1916-07-13
The South Sea Finger Bowl.

Civilized man did not invent the fin
ger bowl either in form or In use. 1t
was used in the south sea islands some
hundreds of years before Europeans
and Americans found out that they
were necessary to their own refinement.
A bowl of water is handed around to
every diner in south sea house. This
south sea finger bowl is half a cocoa
nut shell. beautiful. useful practically
unbreakable. yet not of sufficient worth
to prevent its being thrown away to-
morrow and replaced by u fresh one
from the nearest palm.
The Emmett index. [volume] (Emmett, Idaho) 1893-1925, 1916-07-13

The worst menace to patriotism
in this country is the demagogic poll
tician who is always telling the people
that all the defects in the social order
are due to the laws and institutions
of the country, and that the people
themselves are in no-wise responsible
for any of them. We need to realize
plain truth, which is that we have
inherited the best form of government
in the world and if we fail to make it
all it ought to be il is due to our own
indifference and indisposition to take
the time and trouble necessary to the
proper discharge of the obligations of
free citizenship.
The Emmett index. [volume] (Emmett, Idaho) 1893-1925, 1916-07-13

cooks face and said, "Did you find
what you were looking for, Nora ?"
A child had been told the story
of Daniel in the lions den and the
question had been put to him: "What
do you think Daniel did the very first
thing when he found he had been saw
ed from the lions 2" The child reflected
a moment and then replied, ~ sup
pose he telephoned to his wife to tell
her he was all right"
4 4 4
Said the first speaker, 81 think
Billy Sunday is the greatest man since
the time of Christ. He has saved
thousands of people from hell" To
which his auditor replied, ''Huhl Hen
ny Ford has saved more people from
hell than Billy Sunday. Henry Ford
shakes hell out of tens of thousands
of people every day"
"Anythin' doin'?" asked one knight
of the road of companion whom he
had seen coming from house across
the street. NAV. 'Tain't worth
while to ask there. only peeked in
the window, but it's plain case of
poverty stricken family. Why, there's
actually two women in there playin'
on the same piano"
Do you remember that awfully cold
morning last January when the snow
was two or three feet deep? OF
course you remember it. Everybody
does. But what we started to say was,
how different that morning was from
yesterday afternoon.
81 knew a man once" remarked Old |
Bill Misgivens, "who sneezed while
being shaved by barber and the razor
cut off his nose. The barber at once
picked up the nose, slapped it back
on the mans face, and bound it on
with towel. Several weeks later
the towel was removed, and it was
discovered that the mans nose had
grown back on his face in perfect
manner, except that the nose was up
side -down."
The Emmett index. [volume] (Emmett, Idaho) 1893-1925, 1916-07-13
Ril;ousness and Stomach Trouble.

1.-TWO years ago | suffered from fire.
quent attacks of stomach trouble and
biliousness." writes Miss Emma Yer
bryke, Lima, Ohio. 81 could eat little
food that agreed with me and | be-
came so dizzy and sick at my stomach
at times that l had to take hold of
something to keep from falling. See
ing Chamberlain's Tablets advertis-
ed decided to try them. | improved
Obtainable everywhere.
The Emmett index. [volume] (Emmett, Idaho) 1893-1925, 1916-07-13

Some people have queer ideas a
bout politics. They fondly imagine
that just because an editor chooses
to support some other candidate that
he is the deadly enemy of all the
other candidates for the same Office
This writer has been against lot of
fellows for office, but has never found
it necessary to sneak up back alley
to keep from being shot by them.
Some of his best friends are fellows
he has fought the hardest. On the
other hand some of the fellows he has
boosted the most have turned out to
be dirty ingrates and have even stung
che hand that fed them. That's the
experience Of all editors. We are the
hot stuff when we are for 'em, and
we are lousy crooks when we are agin
'em.
The Emmett index. [volume] (Emmett, Idaho) 1893-1925, 1916-07-13

Heavy, impure blood makes a mud
dy, pimply complexion, headaches,
nausea, indigestion. Thin blood makes
you weak, pale and sickly. For pure
blood, sound digestion, use Burdock
Blood Bitters. Sl.00 at all stores.
The Emmett index. [volume] (Emmett, Idaho) 1893-1925, 1916-07-13
Willing to obIiae.

Have you Il stove litter | could Dor
row." asked the woman who had just
moved in.
I'm sorry TO say | haven't but my
husband Is piano mover" suggested
the woman next door.-Iudge.
The Emmett index. [volume] (Emmett, Idaho) 1893-1925, 1916-07-13

Budding Young Orator-I wish there
was somewhere in the house could
deliver my speech. Wife-No. dear;
you know very well the last three cooks
left because they thought | was har
boring a lunatic. Judge.
The Emmett index. [volume] (Emmett, Idaho) 1893-1925, 1916-07-13
FOLEY KIDNEY PILLS
FOR sAcKAcAe KIDNEYS AND 6lAoDER
Taking BIG Chances.

II is great risk to travel without
bottle of Chamberlain Collie, Chol-
era and Diarrhoea Remedy, as this
preparation cannot be obtained on the
trains or steamships. Attacks of
bowel complaint are often sudden and
very severe, and everyone should go
prepared for them. Obtainable every
where.
The Emmett index. [volume] (Emmett, Idaho) 1893-1925, 1916-07-13

The passage by the house If the bill
carrying million dollars for the relief
Of dependent families of national
guardsmen called into the federal SER
vice is an act Of justice An emer-
geney great enough to compel the ma
ton % turn 10 the state troops and
TO call from their occupations one
hundred thousand breadwinncrs is
great enough to require that the ma
tion should care for the families thus
deprived Of their support. In giving
up fathers and sons to the defense of
their country these families certainly
have done their part The nation ought
The Emmett index. [volume] (Emmett, Idaho) 1893-1925, 1916-07-13

to do no less, and its part, at the very
least, is to replace in some degree the
support of these families which the
presidents order has taken from them.
The Emmett index. [volume] (Emmett, Idaho) 1893-1925, 1916-07-13

William Allen White, the militant
Bull Moose editor of Kansas accepts
Hughes with the same enthusiasm a
man approaches dose Of Rochelles.
His final conclusion and his opinion of
President Wilson are Gle is candid
enough, and brave enough, and wise
enough. But after all is said there
are wide areas of his political horizon
that are in shadow. He may turn out
n kind Of denatured Roosevelt; or he
may develop into lean and unami-
able Taft. But upon the whole Judge
Hughes seems 10 be the best IN, on the
board The Democratic party hasn't
the 'know-how' to run thus govern
ment. Mr.. Wilson is the pianist whom
one hates TO shoot, because obviously
he is doing his best. But somehow his
best taken by and large. is unsatis-
factory, though taken in detail it con-
tains many fine things. Step by step
he has moved with expedience. But
his direction is bias. So it looks as
though we should have Judge Hughes
for four years, and with God be The
restp
The Emmett index. [volume] (Emmett, Idaho) 1893-1925, 1916-07-13

Hot weather has habit of forcing
itself on peoples attention in a dis
agreeable way There is no escaping
it, When the thermometer registers
above 80 everybody knows it is hot.
But there is this comfort; The trouble
from hot weather is mostly mere
annoyance. There is less sickness in
hot weather than in cold. Winter is
the time of epidemics. In the summer
people live out of doors. They have
plenty of fresh air and they keep
well. Even babies flourish in the heat
II proper attention is given their food.
1t isn't pleasant to swelter. But it
isn't dangerous. And consider the
splendid comPensations of the out
door life
The Emmett index. [volume] (Emmett, Idaho) 1893-1925, 1916-07-13

Tobacco is dirty weed
| like it.
IL satisfies no normal need
| like it,
1t makes you thin, it makes you lean
II takes the hair right off your bean
It's the worst darn stuff I've ever seen
| like it.
As General Sherman once remarked,
Juarez hell.
A man just can't walk dignified
when he feels his garter slipping.
A man doesn't have TO have the
worlds applause, but he needs the
respect of his neighbors.
An Emmett motorist refers affec-
tionately to his car as separator. 1t
separates him from his loose change.
Publicly a poor man laughs at a
rich mans bum stomach, but private
" a poor man wishes he were worth
more.
Two Emmett girls recently went on
a spree. When they finished they had
drunk so much soda water that they
frothed at the mouth.
q 4
Hetty Green, who died last week
worth 20 million dollars, couldn't get
il all, and all she did get she left. So,
after all, what was the use?
Bachelor girls who have made no
progress so far this leap year should
be reminded that there is summer
resort in the north called Mantrap.
We don't know who said it, but
here's a recipe for any season and
most any meal: If the woman you
married turns out TO be lemon, put
a little sugar on her and squeeze her.
y
ces: "Clothes up fifty per cent in
Austria If they go up another fifty
per cent in this country, we shall wear
smoked plasses on the principle of
safety first
Old Bill Misgivens says shat the
worst shave he ever received was by
New Plymouth barber several years
ago. Just before the barber started
to shave Bill he asked him If he be-
Iieved in God.
Pray answer now this question: Is
Il nature fake to claim there's such
4 creature as she bull snake? And
when through natural history, and
,ther lore you've dug, please tell us
f there's such thing as he lady
rug.
On the train going west last sum-
ner the little old lady be-
anne dreadfully bored by the intending
acres of alfalfa that were passed.
Now, amt this land the limit she
inally observed: call they can
-aise is alpaca and they have to ir-
'itate that" !
Little 4-year-old Henrietta stood
the cook draw, or clean,
,hicken. And as one thing after an
,ther was drawn out and laid on the
table Henrietta looked up in the
The Emmett index. [volume] (Emmett, Idaho) 1893-1925, 1916-07-13

Accidents will happen, but the best
regulated families keep DR.. Thomas
Eclectic Oil for such emergencies. Two
sizes % and soc at all stores.
The Emmett index. [volume] (Emmett, Idaho) 1893-1925, 1916-07-13

a like church "Whyg" We'll, IT,
comforting to see one man keep -
many women quiet an hour
The Emmett index. [volume] (Emmett, Idaho) 1893-1925, 1916-07-13
The Nimble Cent.

1t is estimated that on an average
each cent in circulation changes hands
eleven times a week.
The Emmett index. [volume] (Emmett, Idaho) 1893-1925, 1916-07-13
TYPHOID

cacy, and harriessness, Of Antyphoid vaccination.
BE vacciuated NOW by your physician, you and
your family. 1t Is vital than house insurance.
Ask your physician, druggist, or send for Have
you had Typhoid" telling OF Typhoid Vaccine,
results from and danger from TYPHOID Carriers
TIE CUTTER LABORATORY, bcc.tifr. Cal
Psoovciss sAccirks sksgss gsoSz v. = sos l,crsss
The Emmett index. [volume] (Emmett, Idaho) 1893-1925, 1916-07-13

Little 4-year-ald Henrietta stood
watching the cook draw, or clean, a
chicken. And as one thing after an
other was drawn out and laid on the
table Henrietta looked up in tn,
The Emmett index. [volume] (Emmett, Idaho) 1893-1925, 1916-07-13
Tales of the Town

Tobacco is dirty weed
| like it.
II satisfies no normal need
like it,
1t makes you thin, it makes you lean
1t takes the hair right off your bean
It's the worst darn stuff I've ever seen
| like it.
The Emmett index. [volume] (Emmett, Idaho) 1893-1925, 1916-07-13

Pray answer now this question; Is
it nature fake to claim there's such
creature as she bull snake? And
when through natural history, and
other lore you've dug. please tell us
if there's such thing as a he lady
bug.
The Emmett index. [volume] (Emmett, Idaho) 1893-1925, 1916-07-13

Il no more necessary
than 5 mallp OK. Army
experience has demonstrated
The almost Miraculous Elf
The Emmett index. [volume] (Emmett, Idaho) 1893-1925, 1916-07-13

like
- lie cried BOTH
II u means Mary and III
Of whe
The Emmett index. [volume] (Emmett, Idaho) 1893-1925, 1916-07-13

Old Bill Misgivens says shat the
worst shave he ever received was by
New Plymouth barber several years
ago. Just before the barber started
to shave Bill he asked him if he be-
heved in God.
The Emmett index. [volume] (Emmett, Idaho) 1893-1925, 1916-07-13

On the train going west last sum-
mer the little old lady be-
came dreadfully bored by the unending
acres of alfalfa that We're passed.
"Now, amt this land the limit she
finally observed: call they can
raise is alpaca and they have to ir-
ritate that"
Honolulu star-bulletin., 1916-04-10
$50
MILES AW AY
YESTERDAY

That the coast guard cutter McCul-
loch will not arrive here from San
Francisco before Thursday, is the op-
inion today of officers of the coast
guard cutter Thetis based on her po-
sition as reported yesterday by ra-
dio.
Presumably at noon yesterday, the
McCulloch reported that she was $50
miles from Honolulu. The message
was sent to the transport Sheridan
to be relayed and was caught by the
naval radio station in this city yester-
day afternoon.
AS there is no, need for her to use
more than the regulation speed, eight
or nine knots, the standard required
when a cutter is not going on an
emergency voyage to vessels in dis
tress, the McCulloch will probably not
arrive before Thursday
The McCulloch will convoy the The
tbs to San Francisco. She win prob
ably not need more than "a hours to
take coal and supplies here for the
return voyage. The Thetis was NOV
ed today to the Waikiki side of Bier
from Pier 6 to make room for the
U. s. army transport Logan, (which ar
rived this afternoon from Manila.
Honolulu star-bulletin., 1916-04-10
AIoha's Camel
Was Shanglaied
By ISLAM, Bunch
Pride of Local Shriners Abduct-
ed and Struggled Into San
Francisco, Says Radio

The pride of Aloha Temple, its
papier-mache camel, has been located.
A, radio received by officers of Aloha
from the Arab Patrol of Islam Temple,
San Francisco, says that the beast ar
rived there safely, and If the local
Shriners want to get it back they will
have to come after it.
This shows that the handsome brute
was shanghaied by Islam's patrol,
smuggIed on board the Great Northern
here, andscarried with pomp and cere-
mony to San Francisco The camel's
mysterious disappearance worried Ed
gar s. Barry, its official chaperone,
greatly until the radio telling of its
abduction arrived yesterday a few
hours after the Great Northern docked
at Frisco. ..: s.~.
The camel's old side-kick, the, ele-
phaht, has been found and is repos-
ing in safetyfwith the rest of the
temples properties in charge of Mr..
Barry. 1t misses the camel greatly,
however, as both came from Germany
together and have been inseparable.
Honolulu star-bulletin., 1916-04-10
urges DUTY OF
. CIVIC ACTIVITY

Asking that the members of the
Chamber of Commerce give more time
to their civic duties, George w. Smith,
the new president, has prepared a
statement for the chambers official
publication which says in part:
"One of the objects of the Chamber
of Commerce of Honolulu, as set
forth in the bylaws, article 1,.section
2, is TO inspire in its members sense
Of individual civic responsibility and
an active interest in community af-
fairs #.s = ff&4E >Es.
while the, association, through it's
legislative and county; and municipal
affairs committees has interested itself
an public matters with notably good
results, 1t IS open to question whether
the membership, as whole, has real
lied the individual civic responsible
ity, and taken that active interest in
community affairs that are leading
purposes of our organization.
An Example 10 Set.
"The example set by the Chamber
of Commerce of the United States is
one that each member body could well
follow. The larger body has actively
interested itself in public affairs that
concern the nation, as whole, and
the business affairs of the country in
particular. The larger body urges on
its member constituents that they, too,
exercise that duty to its fullest ex-
tent gTg -. , ,s 4
Honolulu star-bulletin., 1916-04-10
CAPT. BERGER BUILDS
UP BOYS OR RcHESTRA
AT INDUSTRIAL SCHOOL

Capt. Henri Berger, director emeri-
tus" of the Hawaiian band is fairly
busy with music nowadays though he
has retired from the active supervision
of the band which he headed for more
than four decades. Just now he is
fAuch interest% In building up the
stringed oreheskra at the Boys Indus
trial school and expresses himself as
pleased with the progress made by
the lads at the reform Institution.
He makes visits to Waialee to di-
rect the boys and both ssuperintend-
ent Anderson and the boys themselves
urge him to continue.
ITS not seasys work but it gives
pleasure to $50 boys. said Capt. Ber.
ger today "They take hold in good
shape e.