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The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1916-06-06

the happiest looking plant have ever
stopped at" The machine came to
slow stop, and the active driver
jumped hastily down and opened the
door for Damon to alight.
A fussy little person came forward
and grasped the youths suitcase.
You are here, j ,see." he beloved IN
voice that told of no lack of lung
power.
Just So" acknowledged Damon.
He eyed the man ecuriously 81 sup.
pose you are the proprietor This is
my first trip through this section"
The squat, monkeyllke person
stared. 81 hope 1t will be your last
he rumbled. mo. I'm not the boss,
but take hts place when he's gone.
I'm the general athletic instructor.
Mulqueen is my name" He seized
the soft hand of the labor ignorant
drummer and squeezed It to beating
pulp.
Arthur Damon had some experience
with hotels, big and little. In fact,
the youths income had allowed him
to see something of life on most
expensive plane, and this move in
the capacity of a cigar salesman had
money. There were other reasons.
But In all Damon's experience an ath-
1etic instructor for the guests OF a
hotel was unheard Of you are a
what?" he gasped.
Gan athletic instructor" roared the
strenuous voiced one. II give 'em
their bumbs. / do" He summed up
the broad frame and the erect shout
ders-back attitude OF the youth be-
fore him. You look as II you could
20 some" he volunteered II have
set your try-out for o'clock"
ME-" gasped Damon. mot me, my
friend. ! have other business to at
tend to-" They we're now on the in
side of a large weil-furnfshed office.
Where is your register demanded
the cigar salesman.
'You don't have to register" loudly
assured the athletic Instructor "Ev-
erything is o. K We have had your
room reserved for you for three
days
Say" preiuded Damon. taking the
stocky one by the arm and leading
him toward a cushioned seat at some
little distance away. You and want
to get together There's some mis-
take here You evidently take me for
some one else. am Arthur Damon.
a cigar salesman. and I'm in your
old burg on business and not to pun
of boxing bouts with-er-athletie
instructors"
you think Won are" calmly came
from the other "but as a matter OF
fact. YOU are Andrew Dimeling. of
New York. suffering from q nervous
breakdown caused bv too much burn
ing OF the candle RI both ends. and
you are here. gentle stranger. because
napa te1egra rhed for quito for vo-,
eyplaining TIE nam r+tie mental
vagaries Of his promising son as he
aid sc Now my bov. Won inst leave
The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1916-06-06
Health
and Hyf1lerl
By STACY E. Baker

Copyright 1910. by Associated Literary
Press.)
AS Damon approached. suitcase in
hand, the driver of the great car
chugging restlessly by the curb
bounced eagerly down from his seat
and relieved the youth of his lug
gage.
For a small town, this Blissville
has them an beat" ruminated the
young cigar salesman, leaning back
on the rear cushions. "Blissville for
mine. hereafter, at every opportunity.
Must be peacherino of hotel when
1t sends an automobile after its
guests"
In all truth, the chauffeur was es-
tablishing a speed record. Houses
flashed dizzily by, and the main stem
of the little burg unfolded as a dirty
gray ribbon to the unsophisticated
roadster who was even then making
his initial visit 10 the trade.
Speed on, McDuff,'" niisquoted
the commercial man; and leaned hap
PLY back to dream his omnipresent
dreams.
On and on went the car at an ever
increasing pace, Damon's eyes
opened to contemplate a picturesque
building just ahead. Four stories
high. it flared to the very sky sew
eral gaudy gables which a color-lov.
ing owner had caused to be smeared
with all the colors of the rainbow
"Gee!" murmured the astonished
youth as the car slowed suddenly
down to. turn in at a green-hedged
roadway leading to the spacious
porch that connected with the insti-
tuition, mine host must suffer from
an acute attack of coloritis. This is
The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1916-06-06

little verses she had made up herself,
and all the Guests enjoyed 80 much
hearing what the Fairy Queen had to
say about them!
+ -And then she said that she was 60
ing to give a shower of golden But
tons for the midsummer costumes
they were all getting ready to have
so down dropped, Just as the Fairy
Queen waved her wand, tiny golden
Buttons made In the shapes OF little
Stars. There was a whole set for ev-
cry Brownie, Elf, and Fairy!"
The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1916-06-06
Makes Them Run.

Stubb-There goes a man who has
more women running after him than
any man I'm town.
Penn-You don't say! Regular Beau
Brummel, Ell?
Stubb-No, motorman on a street
car. He never slows up until he is a
block away from the place woman
signals.
The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1916-06-06

les had arranged
and practiced for
lin truth he had
spent hours over
1t. He gave the
speech In honor
of the Fairy
Queen. She was
so pleased and
everyone else was
so pleased that
they wanted the
Fairy Queen to
make an answer
ing speech.
"The Fairy
Queen said she
would make her
speech in little
rhymes about the
, Guests. So she
said a praat many
The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1916-06-06
ENCOURAGE THE FARM BOYS
Duty Of Farmer to Help Lads Under
stand Some of Safe and Depend
able Methods Of Farming.

It rs your dKEty as a farmer and a
citizen to encourage the boys and
young men by helping them under
stand some of the safe and deDendable
methods of farming. We do not live
to ourselves. Each of us has rsspon-
sibiiity to his neighbors. We have
only TO remember the trying times
when we were inexperienced, when
friends encouraged and helped. II IS
our duty to help others, especially the
boys and young men who have cur
confidence and respect Put your hand
upon the shoulder of the faithful boy
and tell him you believe in him and
will be his friend.-Ranch and Range.
The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1916-06-06
Mada Him Think He Did.

do you feel that you are called on
70 do something for your fellow
manr' asked the indefatigable philan-
thropist. Il don't know whether am
or not" answered the practical man,
hut the unanimity with which my
fellowmen seem to expect it some
times makes me think that / am
Birmingham Age-Herald.
The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1916-06-06

TALEHI
BROWNIES GIVE A LAWN PARTY.
LMkN GRAHAM BONNER

THE Brownies gave Lawn Party
the other evening"" commenced Daddy,
as he came into the room where Nick
and Nancy were waiting for him and
for his Story.
Tell US about it," shouted both the
Children at once.
"oh, 1t was a beautiful Party" con-
tinued Daddy, "for the Brownies al
ways do things very well, and they
are very fond of fashion and form"
Nancy laughed aloud when she
The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1916-06-06
Echoes From the Fair.

Farmer Crowfoot-By gum, Zeke
says he seen an incubator at the coun-
ty fair that could "cluck" like hen.
Farmer Hardapple-That's nothing.
saw one that could chase hawk
and bring the chickens cart of that
pond when they followed the duck
ifngE
The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1916-06-06

heard Daddy say
that the Brownies
we're fond of form.
"Oh Daddy
she laughed, 1T
does sound so fun
ny to hear that
the Brownies are
fond Of form. They
are such quaint
little round things
anyway, and you
can't imagine that
they could care
about anything
but laughing"
1T is Just where
you least expect
Animals or People
to care about
The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1916-06-06
Good Enough.

DO you think you can support my
daughter in the style to which she
has become accustomed?" mo, sir
but l think can support her in the
style to which her mother had to be
come accustomed when she got mar
ried'
The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1916-06-06

when a girl celebrates her thir-
tieth birthday"
she never does"
Never does what?"
Celebrates her thirtieth birthday:
she sort OF conducts fl
The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1916-06-06

After trying all the advice she
could read how to reduce. all the sat
isfaction Miss Hortense McGhee got
was to have her friends look her over
and say, How thin you're getting,
dear: Aren't you feeling weli?"
The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1916-06-06
lust the Thlnn.

Parke-"You know, wish / had
some real occupation that knew was
going to take up a large part of my
time for the rest Of my life" Lane
why don't you start lawsuit in New
York ?"-Life.
The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1916-06-06
contented.

Well. at last think we've got into
a neighborhood that we shall like
rs that SO? Anything peculiar
about it?"
Eyes; nobody in It seems to be any
richer than we are"
The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1916-06-06
stropo Termination.

When a man has an idea that the
weight Of the world rests on his shout
ders he is almost invariably tempted
to ris regardless Of the risk OF up
Ee' sis precious luggage.
The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1916-06-06
sserst Of sunsrIorltv.

A mountain woman says the reason
Why we-uns knows so much more than
you-uns is because we can't read so
much. So we think more.-W. A.
Bradley, in Harper's Magazine
The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1916-06-06

All doctors do not practice the faith
cure, though most OF them heal by
touch. Even doctors have to live
soTaehow.-Exchange
The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1916-06-06
Calculating.

That pretty woman over there Is
the widow of one of the celebrated
team OF Brace Brothers"
Which brother?"
The dead one" -
The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1916-06-06
TEA KEEPS
YOUR HAIR DARK
Gfandnaofher's recipe to bring
* color. >hickness and lustre-
Everybody i using it again.

%4t#f1#sfA1KHEf recipe TO Dfln8
* color. >hickness and lustre-
Everybody i using it again.
le5 hair. heRezer handsome, denotes
acink aee. We all know the advan-
q > youthful appearance. Your
\ = Tcur charm. It makes or mars
-. Whm Il zades, turns gray and
Dr.. wi1py md scraggly, just
/ Rplie4tzons 81 8nge Tea and Sulphur
ncce ~ 4pp@2xancs q hundred-fold.
~ st8y er<yi Look youngl Either
\ Hre the touic ct home OF. get from
drug e<ore ) 50-cent bottle of
'sth'a Sage and Sulphur Compound"
szzuds q fcIke recommend this ready
|Ie prcp4r1fion. because it darkens
hair Beautifully and removes dam
ls stops scalp itching and falling
II beeide2, No one can possibly tell, as
Fkens % naturally and evenly. You
den ! sponge or soft brush with it,
Ding the through the hair. taking
mail strsnd at time. nv morning
df6v hair disappears: after another
Vcation orltwo. its natural color is
"a end II Become thick. glossy and
Gov. rnzI Won appear years younger,
The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1916-06-06
Must Have obleet h LIfs.

Life without pursuit is a vague and
languid thing Bacon.
The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1916-06-06

AlMefs Some Smoke.
Igh zznokeless powder dates
arig ffzx years. it was not I'M
. 1856 that it attained its real
y and zprang into general use.
(. ever the best Of this powder
lsoIuteIE Emokeless.
The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1916-06-06

Copyright 1910. by Associated Literary
PresS)
Bisbee daily review., 1916-08-06
SURFACE CARLINES IN NEW YORK TIED
 UP BY BIG STRIKE
Two and Half Million People to Resort to Jitney Busses at 5 to 25 cents a ride in Gotham.

NEW YORK, Aug. 3.-Surface car traffic ceased in the burroughs of the Bronx. and Richmond at s o'clock tonight At that hour the city was in the grip of the most serius transit blockade in it's his tory.
 Brooklyn was the only borough in the greater city not affected by the strike of motormen and conductors. Only a fractional part of the normal number of cars was operation in the borough of Queens.
 The menace of a general transpor- tation strike was growing hourly more threatening tonight. w. E. FitZger- aid. the general organizer, declared that every employe of the interbor- ough would be a member of the union by next week.
 A new element of danger so far as the travelling public are concerned was injected into the situation tonight when Wm. D. Wahn, president of the ASSONAdAAOH OA and Electric Railroad Employees de clared that a delegation of the Broth erhood of Locomotive Engineers, rep resenting the men working on the railroads going into the city had called upon him and asked for a conference. They were invited to confer tomorrow afternoon with union officials. Ma hon and his assistants were much elated over the new development. At s o'clock tonight orders had been issued by every street railway in Man haitian and the Bronx and on Staten Island (Richmond) to discontinue ser vice for the night An hour later not a service car was moving in the three burroughs.
 One after another. the New York Railway Company, the Second Avenue and the Third Avenue Railway com panies, the Union Railway company, which operates in the Bronx and the Richmond Light and Railway com pany notified police headquarters that they had suspended service.
 The number of passengers carried daily on these lines is estimated at 2.5OO,OOO
 Within an hour after the halting Of traffic. steady streams of 'jitney'' ve- hicles were going through Broadway, Fifth Avenue and other streets run ming north and south, as well as through cross town thOrOughfares.
 For cross town rides the regulation charge was five cents. while longer trips up town and down town cost from five to twenty-five cents. Fifth Avenue busses and sightseeing cars were crowded to capacity.
Bisbee daily review., 1916-08-06
BRAVES. I, 4; REDS, 0. s.

BOSTON. Aug. 5.-BostOn took both games of a double header today win ming the first one to nothing and the second 4 to 9.
 First game R. II. F. Cincinnati ... O0000O0OO-0 , 1 Boston ...... OOOOOO01X-1 o
 Batteries-Schneide and Clark; Tyler and Blackburn.
 Second game RH F. Cincinnati O01GOOO2O-3 8. 1 Boston 3OO1OOOOx@ 8 1
 Batteries Mitchell and Clarke; Ru- dolph. Nehf and Blackburn.
Bisbee daily review., 1916-08-06

Performances will begin at 6:S0 and run continuously until 10:30. Tomor- row will be preseted for the first time
 in the Darren District. Baby Mine This is conceded to be by Tar me Iun- niest comedy ever written. After run
 ming in New York City for two solid years without a stop. no less than sN companies were sent out on the road
 with it and played at 8 prices in all of the large cities in the United States.
Bisbee daily review., 1916-08-06

New York to 7 today. In the final round Bauman made thTee-base wild throw on Heilman's grounder and aft CT two were out the runner scored the deciding run on a long single by Baker.
 R. H. E.. NY. OOO1OOOOOO1OOO-2 19 3 Det. OOO1OOOOOO1OO1--S1 Il 4 Batteries -MOgridse and Nunama- ker; Mitchell and Stanage. Baker. ...
Bisbee daily review., 1916-08-06

and SO great was the demand that il played return dates several times. and the interest is still maintained This is the frs time in it's history that it has been presented at popular prices. and while the royalty is very high. Mir Teal is willing to take the risk in order to give his patrons the very best comedies obtainable Baby Mine" will be presented on Monday and Tuesday nights only.
Bisbee daily review., 1916-08-06
WHITE sox. 7; SENATORS, 0.

CHICAGO, Aug. 5.-Cicotte held Washington to five scattered hits to- day. while Chicago hit Shaw oppor- tunely and shut out the visitors to O.
 R H. E. Washington OOOOOOOOO-O l Chicago ..... 1OO0501OX-7 l Batteries Shaw and Ain smith: CicOtte and Schalk.
Bisbee daily review., 1916-08-06
NATIONAL RESULTS

PHILADELPHIA, Aug. 5.-Milton Watson, a big right hand twirler from the Paris. Kentucky club, out twirled Alexander here today and St Louis defeated Philadelphia, ? to Q
 R, Fl. E. St. Louis .... OOOO0O11O-2 g c Philadelphia 00GOOOOOO-0 2 o Batteries-Watson and Snyder; Alexander and Killifer.
Bisbee daily review., 1916-08-06
sUPEReAs. 4. I: PIRATES. o. 7.,

BROOKLYN. Aug 6.-Pittsburg held Brooklyn to an even break to- day, incidentally breaking the winning streak of the Superbas who made it eight straight by taking the first game, to o.
 First game: K. H. F.. Pittsburg ... OOOOOOOOO-O 6 9 Brooklyn %. OO1O1OO2x-4 s 0
 Batteries-Cooper and Schmidt; Marquard and Meyers.
 Second game: K. H. E. Pittsburg %. OO5OOOO20-7 IS 1 Brooklyn .... 0O001OOOO-1 s 0
 atteries-MamauX and Fischer; Dell. Fucker. Prefer and Miller.
Bisbee daily review., 1916-08-06
GIANTS. 3: CUES. 2.

NEW YORK. Aug. 5.-New York de feated Chicago in the third game of the series here today, 3 to 2.
 R. H. F.. Chicago ..... OOO1OOOO1-2 10 5 New York ... O111O0O0X-3 2 l Batteries-HendriX and Wilson; Sallee and Rariden.
Bisbee daily review., 1916-08-06
MAPS 12: ATHLETICS. 3.

CLEVELAND. Aug. 5.-Cleveland made it three straight from Philadel- phia today by winning 12 to 3. None of the Philadelphia's three pitchers was effective while Colaleskie and Lambeth kept the visitors hits scat tprpss
Bisbee daily review., 1916-08-06
R.H. E..
AMERICAN ASSOCIATION.

At Kansas City, 5; Milwaukee. 4. At Columbus, 2; Indianapolis, 3. At Toledo. o; Louisville, '.
 Al Minneapolis, 4; St. Paul, 10.
Bisbee daily review., 1916-08-06
WESTERN LEAGUE

At St. Joseph: k. II. F.. Lincoln OOOO211OOO1-5 9 St. Joseph OO1O1OOO2OO-4 1S 0
 Batteries-Halla and Johnson; Pat terson, Rohrer and Beers, Fusner.
Bisbee daily review., 1916-08-06
R. H. E.

Philadelphia OOO12OOOO-S 9 l Cleveland 120x-12 Is 1
 Batteries-Johnson, Lanning Shee- han and Picnich; ColaleslIie, Lambeth and ONeill. Coleman.
Bisbee daily review., 1916-08-06
AMERICAN RESULTS

DETROIT. Aug. 5-An exciting 14 inning game was won by Detroit from
Bisbee daily review., 1916-08-06
EXCELLENT PLAY IS
 BOOKED FOR AIRDOME
King of Patagonia the Play of Moment in Local Musi-
 cal, Theatrical Circles.

Tonight the Raymond Team com pany will present "I Should Worry.
Bisbee daily review., 1916-08-06
R.H. E

Batteries-Dunn, Burwell ant Krause; O'Toole, Gaskell and kreu ger.
Bisbee daily review., 1916-08-06
RED sex, 4, 3; BROWNS, i, 6.

ST. LOUIS, Aug. 5.-Boston broke St. Louis long winning streak by winning the first game of a double header today, 4 to 1, St. Louis. how ever. went into six place by taking the second game 6 to 5.
Bisbee daily review., 1916-08-06
R. H. E.
At Wichita:

At Wichita: x. Ii. F.. Wichita .O1OOOOOOOO1-2 8 ? Des Moines OO2-9 s 0
 Batteries Hunt and Gray; Baker. Higginbotham and Spahr.
Bisbee daily review., 1916-08-06

First game: R. H. E. Boston ~ 2OOO2OO0O-4 ' Q St Louis ..1OOOOOOOO-1 ' 8
 Batteries Shore and Cady: Ham, ilton and Severeid.
 Second game: R. Fl. F. Boston - OOOOO2OO1-3 10 I st. Louis OO1O5OOOX-6 : l
 Batteries Mays, Wychoff and Thomas: Davenport an dSevereid.
Bisbee daily review., 1916-08-06

At Topeka:
The Huttig news., 1916-11-18

trouS to her future peace. Several months slipped by ere it was discov- cred in far corner of the vest whith- CT it had slipped through an unnoticed, tiny hole in that unfortunate pocket. His fiancee was so angered at his seeming carelessness that she broke the engagement at once She would not take the contract to keep his pock- cts in good condition when he could be so careless of them.
 Another case: A village clerk, hear ing his sweetheart had accepted his rival, agreeing to wed him providing the marriage could take place in June the last of which WAS but three days off-hastily packed his grip, closing the office which contained all the doe uments necessary for the license locked carefully in his safe, thereby preventing the distracted rival from complying with the conditions during the town clerks weeks vacation. This strategy won the clerk the girl who could not help admiring his cool impu- dence and daring to outwit his adver- sary. The clever young man succeed ed in convincing her that July or Au- gust was really just as delightful and quite as lucky for marriage month as June.
 Whats the difference as to what moath you marry in as long as you wed the one you love?
The Huttig news., 1916-11-18
Characteristics of Any
 Nation Are Displayed in
 Naming of Its BattleshipS

One of the ways nationalities have of displaying their peculiarities is in the naming of their battleships The United States, systematic and busi- nesslike, goes to work and uses up all the names of its states to paint on the sides of it's greyhounds of the sea.
 Great Britain, self-appointed mis- tress of the waves, does not propose to have that majesty challenged. So she goes ahead and defies the world with such hair-raising names of Revenge, Indomitable, Infiexible. Invincible, Inn placable, Indefatigable, Victorious, Glory, Vengeance, Valiant, Conqueror, Monarch, Thanderer, Colossus, Her. cules, Jupiter, Mars, Caesar, Hannibal, Lion, Tiger and so on.
 Germans adhere quite decently to names Of plaees-places in the father land, of course, thus proclaiming the characteristic national love of the home country.
 France full Of love of freedom and piness, finds her most characteristic wafShip names in words which trans lated would be Truth, Justice, De mocracy, Republic.
 Italy. adorer of her great men in statesmanship, war, science and the arts, names war boats after Colum- bus, Julius Caesar, Andrea Doria, Conte eli Cavour, Leonardo da Vinci and Dante Alighieri.
 To be convinced that these customs of christening are peculiarly national one needs only to shuttle some of these names. Imagine us in America stand ing for hattleship named Indcfatiga- ble. Or imagine the name of Sweet est Shakespeare" emblazoned on the prov of one of England's glowering fortresses of the sea.-St. Paul Pioneer Press.
The Huttig news., 1916-11-18

the rose month. What then? Shall the disappointed couple wait until it rolls around again or cast their chance of happiness with July or some other month? The superstitious pack away the wedding finery in perfumed boxes not to be opened until November. Those who laugh at the notion of one month being luchier than another. snapping their fingers at hearsay handed down from goodness knows where, go right ahead with the wedding quite as soon as the obstacle which prevented it can be removed
 It is not always grave and warrant able reasons which have stayed off the happiness of the waiting pair. Some reasons are as amusing IS they are unique. One bridegrCom-to-b lost the wedding ring which he had been carrying in his vest pocket. The bride-to-be refused a substitute be- cause she had heard it would he disas-
The Huttig news., 1916-11-18
Things That Are New.

Of German invention is a farm i'm plement that does the work of a plcw, disk harrow and roller in q single trip over field.
 An electrically operated machine to nail tops on packing boxes is mounted on Il truck to permit it to be moved about q factory.
 A new tooth brush is cylindrical ard is reyolved against the teeth by a rlunger working through its spirally grooyed handle.
 A Eovel automobile speedometer can be set to regulate the speed of a car and prevent it being run more than determined distance.
 Of English invention fer convales- cents is il stout eane from one end of which can he unfolded projection to rest users foot.
 A pneumatic helmet composed of iE- flatable rubber tubes has been patent ed for protecting babies heads from bumps ard bruises.
The Huttig news., 1916-11-18
Wise and Otherwise.

Love that seldom grows old is the love of money.
 Never argue with wasp; it is sure to carry it's point.
 He who borrows money of a relative never hears the last of it.
 The fool with money to burn may drive an ash cart ia after years.
 The war of the union" began short ly after the marriage ceremony ended
 It's easier to approach luxuries than 1t is to back away from them again.
 Men are like wagons-they rattle most when there is nothing in them.
 A postage stamp is on the tip of many mans tongue who never talks about it.
 man who boasts he never did foolish act in his life doesn't know what truth is.
 Clothes do not make the man. but the better they are the more attention he is apt to receive.
 When a young man gets sore be, cause another fellow makes goo-goo eyes at his best girl--that is love.