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The Brunswick news. [volume] (Brunswick, Ga.) 1906-2016, 1916-01-25
THEY ALL DEMAND III.
Brunswick, Like Every City and Town
in the Union, Receives II.

People with kidney ills want to be
cured. When enc suffers the tor
tures OF an aching back, relief is
eagerly sought for. There are many
remedies today that relieve, but do
not cure. Doan's Kidacy pilI8 have
brought lasting results to thousands.
Here is Brunswick evidence of their
merit
w X. Townsend. Jr., grocer Rey-
aolds ST., Brunswick, says: "My
kidneys got weak and ] began to SUI.
Ter from backache There was a dull
heavy pain across my lojns all the
me and III the morning / was stiff
I'd sore. felt sired all the time.
he kidney secretfons were too frc-
uent and painful in passage and high
y colored. ! had dizzy spells and
black spots floated before my eyes
Two boxes Of Doan's Kidney Pills
cured me"
Price SOC at all dealers. Don't sim.
ply ask for a kidney remedy get
Deans Kidney Pills the same that
cured Mr.. Town5od l'o8tcrMilburn
Co. Props. buffalo, ". Y. SO
The Brunswick news. [volume] (Brunswick, Ga.) 1906-2016, 1916-01-25
URIC ACID
SOLVENT
so Cent Bottle (32 Doses
" I FREE pr

Just because you start the day worried
and tired, stiff legs and arms and muscles,
an aching head, burning and bearing down
Oaims III the back-wOrn out before the day
begins-do not think you have TO stay in
that condition.
BE strong, well and vigorous, with no
more pains from stiff joints, sore muscles,
rheumatic suffering, aching back or kidney
disease.
For any form OF bladder trouble or weak
ness, its action is really wonderful. Those
sufferers who are in and out Of bed half a
dozen times u night will appreciate the
rest, comfort and strength this treatment
gives.
To prove The williams Treatment con
1uers Kidney and Bladder diseases, rheu-
matism and ali uric acid troubles, no
matter how chronic or stubborn, If yoU
have meyer tried The Williams Treatment
we will give one roc bottle C32 doses) free
If you will cut out this notice and send il
with yOur name and address, with 1Oc to
help ply distribution expenses, to The DIR.
y, A. Williams Company, Dept. 27G2D .
New j.. o. Block, East Hampton, Conn
Send at once and you will receive by parcel
Gst regular J0c bottle, without charge
ud without mourning any Obligations.
The Brunswick news. [volume] (Brunswick, Ga.) 1906-2016, 1916-01-25
UGH! ACID STOMACH,
SOURNESS, HEARTBURN,
GAS OR LNDiGEST TON
THE MOMENT "PAPE'S DIAPEP-
SIN" REACHES THE STOM-
ACH ALL DISTRESS GOES

Do some foods you eat hit back
taste good, but work badly; ferment
into stubborn Jumps and cause a sick,
cour, gassy stomach? Now, Mr.. or
Mrs. Dyspeptic, jot this down: Papes
Diapepsin digests everything leaving
nothing to sour and upset you There
never was. anything so safely quick, so
certainly effective. No difference how
badly your stomach is disordered you
will get happy relief in five minutes,
but what pleases you most is that it
strengthens and regulates your stom-
ach so you can eat your Tavorite foods
without fear.
Most remedies give you relief some
times-they are slow, but not sure
"Pape's Diapepsin' is quick, positive
and puts your stomach in a healthy
condition so the misery won't come
back.
You feel different as soon as "Pape's
Diapepsin" comes in contact with the
tomach-distress just vanishes-your
stomach gets sweet, TO gases, no belch
ing, no eructations of undigested food,
your head clears and you feel fine.
Go now, make the best investment
you ever made, by getting large
fifty-cent case of Papes Diapepsin
from any drug store. You realize in
five minutes how needless it is to
suffer from Indigestion, dyspepsia or
any stomach disorder. 81
The Brunswick news. [volume] (Brunswick, Ga.) 1906-2016, 1916-01-25
OooOo oOOoOOOoo
Q p E r S OF ALS o
10000 900

w. B, Morgan of Macon was a visi-
tor TO the city yesterday.
X. n. Clarke of Atlanta is spending
a few days in the city.
j, 5. Brown of Atlanta is in the
city on a short visit.
7. j. Meldrim of Darien spent yes.
tefday in the city,
j. R. Thornton of Atlanta is in the
city on short visit.
J. p. Stearns of Savannah is spend
ing few days in the city.
X. l.. Miller of Savannah was among
those registered at the Oglethorpe
yesterday.
w. II. Copeland of st. Marys was
among the visitors to the city yester-
day.
{. l.. Fields of Statesboro was
among yesterdays arrivals at the
Oglethorpe.
Friends of Alderman C. c. Smith
VIII regret to learn that he is ill at
his home on Gloucester street.
Brantley Estes, official stenographer
of the Waycross circuit, is filling the
place of Stenagropher Armstrong this
week.
The Brunswick news. [volume] (Brunswick, Ga.) 1906-2016, 1916-01-25
OBSERVE TH1 WARNING.

A cold that promises to hang ON all
winter" is to be dreaded. Prompt ac-
ton shouGid be taken at the fire.
warning of a cold-sneozing, chiline3s,
slight shivering. Foley's Honey and
Tar makes quick work OF coughs,
colds and Group. 1t clears air pass
ages, stops coughing. eases difficult
breathing.
The Brunswick news. [volume] (Brunswick, Ga.) 1906-2016, 1916-01-25

The Majestic Cigev, .naGe ,nIy with
the best tob9cco grown sG Cuba, by J.
M. Prim. Mon who are Judges OF
real good smoke buy the Majestic"
Sold at all drug stores.
The Brunswick news. [volume] (Brunswick, Ga.) 1906-2016, 1916-01-25

When you wanl help, when
you are going TO sell, when you
need anything in any line, lei
The News Want Ads do YOU
seeking.
The Brunswick news. [volume] (Brunswick, Ga.) 1906-2016, 1916-01-25
MerNous Women.

When the nervousness is caused by
constipation, as is often the case, you
viii get quick relief by taking Cham
berlain's Tablets. These tablets also
improve the digestion, Obtainable eg
eryWhere.
The Brunswick news. [volume] (Brunswick, Ga.) 1906-2016, 1916-01-25
Rid Of the Torment
of Rheumatism

Send me Foley Kidney Pills. ] am
badly done up with rheumatism and
they are the only thing that help
me-" a. j. Walsh, Sncffels, Colo.
rheumatism is stubborn as @ mule
1t hangs on like a leech--Wears out
your ength-worries you with pain
-drags on your vitality-depresse
yonr mind-affects your health
Don't let it hang on you! Don't give
up to it! Don't overlook Foley Kid
ney Ellis! For they work directly on
the kidneys-tone up and strengthen
them to the perfect action that keeps
uric acid out of the blood, ard clears
away the cause CT rheumatism, Ium-
bago and stir, swollen, aching joints.
Begin now, today. and soon you win
again be active and free from pain.
Mr.. Walsh winds up his letter to us
by saying: 81 consider Foley Kidney
Pills the best 1 have ever used, and
Lave tried several different rem
dies" r." druggist sells them.
Sold Everywhere
- IT, kIo--7 l.
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5000 oOC
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y N T. / Els o
Ooooooooooooooo
The Weether-Forecas for today in
Georgia: Fair and warmer; moderate
northeast winds.
The Tides-High water on the
Brunswick bar today at 10 am. and
1881 pm. Low water at 4:06 am.
and 4:30 pm.
Remember 1.-The Romance of
elaine" comes to the Grand on We'd
nesday of this week instead of Friday.
account of The Bohemian Girl" on
Friday. Coming Chocolate Sol
der"
Returns to City--Victor Abrams,
who has been making his home in
Chicago for some time. has returned
to the city and will be connected with
the newly-organided Georgia Resin
and Products company, which is soon
to begin business in the city. %.
DR.. Mendes Here-Dr. D. d. Mendes
of New York is spending a few days
in the city the guest of his son, A. de
Sofa Mendes. DR.. Mendes has visited
Brunswick on several occasions and
has many friends here who are always
glad to welcome him to the city.
Fail to Appear-Cases against the
following were called in the superior
court yesterday and a rule nisi on
their bonds was taken: Ida Jones,
Eta Price, Dottie Willis, Pearl Lee
and j. M. Turner, all charged with OPP
Grating lewd houses, and viii Califf
and Benton Morrow, charged with va
grancy.
Grand-Five reels at the Grand to-
day, including Larry O'Neil, Gentle
man." a wonderful Irish drama. fea-
turing William Garwood and Violet
Mersereau. Also Freaks" with Max
Asher and Gale Henry. Tickets now
selling for THE Bohemian Girl at
Roberts Pharmacy.
DR.. Burroughs DISQUALIFICATION II.
Burroughs, who has been in Atlanta
for the past week at the bedside of his
father, DR.. w b. Burroughs, returned
to the city yesterday morning, report
ing the condition of his father much
improved. DR.. Burroughs host of
friends will be delighted to know that
he is now considered out of danger.
Negroes Arrested-Officers Richard
son, Harvey and Watkins early Sun
day morning arrested Eddie and VIII
Afford, Emory Kelly and Lucius John
son, who were engaged in a gambling
game on Monk street The negroes
were given a preliminary hearing yes
terday and were held for the city
court.
Pastme Wednesday-The famous
grand opera in which Geraldine Farrar
made her first decided hit is now in
pictures and with an all star cast will
be presented at the Pastime tomorrow
ne opera is one OF the most cele-
brated ever composed ana is known all
over the world opera is sung. The pic
ture has played more return dates
than any picture Jesse l.. Lasky has
ever produced. First reels run $3.50,
5, $50, 8 and 9:15 pm.
"The migrant"-Valeska Surratt
appears in the Jesse l.. Lasky produc-
ton, THE Immigrant" at the Pastime
Friday, in which she will make her
debut as a star, on the Paramount pro
gram and in Brunswick. Few Ameri-
can actresses are so well known as
Miss ,ouratt. For her first Lasky pro-
duction she has been provided with a
role that is something different from
the kind of part with which Miss Su-
raft in the past has been identified.
a
The Brunswick news. [volume] (Brunswick, Ga.) 1906-2016, 1916-01-25

Just arrived Jones Dairy farm
sausages and sliced bacon. Order
quick-Thos. Kearney.
The Brunswick news. [volume] (Brunswick, Ga.) 1906-2016, 1916-01-25

The cheapest advertising on
earth is the Want Ads that are
carried in The News Classified
Department..
The Brunswick news. [volume] (Brunswick, Ga.) 1906-2016, 1916-01-25

Cures Old Sores, Otter Remedies Won't Cure.
The worst cases, no matter OF how long standing,
are cured by the wonderful, oYd reliable DR..
Porters Antiseptic Healing Oil. 1t relieves
Pain and Heals at the same time. 25c. SOC. 81 90
The Brunswick news. [volume] (Brunswick, Ga.) 1906-2016, 1916-01-25

The Weather-Forecast for today in
Georgia: Fair and warmer; moderate
northeast winds.
The Brunswick news. [volume] (Brunswick, Ga.) 1906-2016, 1916-01-25

The Tides-High water on the
Brunswick bar today at 10 am. and
1881 pm. Low water at 4:06 am.
and 4:30 pm.
The Brunswick news. [volume] (Brunswick, Ga.) 1906-2016, 1916-01-25

From Nothing TO
100000 in Three Months
Three months today Triangle Play.
Today country
Two million people will see Triangle week..
last half
peopedecded the public
been madeready enough practically
experience get the pro-
jet the three mghestpad besknown producers in the world
produced o the wild
West famous pictures Sennemaker of Keystone Comednes.
hthem greatest aggregation charming,
brilliant acted together
JUS your eye partial
Douglas Fairbanks
Ma Marsh Raymon tchcok
oncand
Thomas Fred Mace
Frankie ampea FordS Sterling
ellen
Their Of succes not surprising; i wain inevitable.
surprising, either, that-wong pressure
JUST the Triangle
re theatre this CITY, Ell IL 1@ IA IL aasnS aa182
0 S
with something
Plays 4A}AE EAs aE4lLfz1 2sAa. 44s t4
Speak o i'm next
Ask him Triangle Fo heE
best huseintO they'll be THERE In AZ .a.
Triangle Film Corporation
The Brunswick news. [volume] (Brunswick, Ga.) 1906-2016, 1916-01-25

Remember - THE Romance of
elaine comes to the Grand on We'd
nesday of this week instead of Friday,
account of The Bohemian Girl" on
Friday. Coming-"The Chocolate Sol
der
The Brunswick news. [volume] (Brunswick, Ga.) 1906-2016, 1916-01-25

Returns to City--Victor Abrams,
who has been making his home in
Chicago for some time, has returned
to the city and will be connected with
the newly-organided Georgia Rosin
and Products company, which is soon
to begin business in the city.
The Brunswick news. [volume] (Brunswick, Ga.) 1906-2016, 1916-01-25

DR.. Mendes Here-Dr ID. ID. Mendes
of New York is spending a few days
in the city the guest of his son, A. de
Sofa Mendes. DR.. Mendes has visited
Brunswick on several occasions and
has many friends here who are always
glad to welcome him to the city.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1916-01-05
sUSycgIp11ot R<Tss,
LONG or PROMISE

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eo~es ne A'"s q az'iilsr Feseel sn~
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MzAtef q f'1'se- Ansef ~ es-
san'@sseea' sf's ~ AAzra'3 Ssais.@ -
'ner sn t1arge Of or government =
fney srpN Eszfy q promises @na 's-
hala = lafser mfA fs y ge'soi'1-
sses
s'erH2nT ano ADsif'z Aafs D'in ae-
<spse1 ~ pfane Pc q internal 20
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1916-01-05
POINTED PARAGRAPHS

Mirth is natures best remedy.
Hope Is the firth that hides the
dregs in ife's cup
A crust and a kind word are better
than feast and indigestion.
A bright man never wastes his time
gazing On the dark side OF life.
The average man gets angry every
time he is in the wrong and knows it.
When ridicule is weighed in the bal
ance Of reason it proves TO be light
weight.
The summer girl who makes one
hammock do for two is practical
economist
Some music is given out by the
choir. but the drummer dispenses il
by the pound.
There is an element OF success in
every man, but it seldom begins to op-
crate until some woman comes along
and treads on his heels.
A man can usually manage to
keep himself busy by attending
strictly to his own business, but some
rlen have a mania for working over
time.-Chicago News.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1916-01-05

Rheumatism in its many forms is,
according to DIR. Seymour Taylor, ia.
nous British specialist. the most dan.
gerous disease with which physicians
have to deal, more dangerous than
even tuberculosis. cancer or blood dis
ease. He notes that rs per cent OF
young patients who are the victims OF
acute rheumatism also suffer from
diseased tongils, and asserts that
rheumatism affecting young children
or adolescents leaves mitral stenosis
fcontraction Of the mitral valve OF the
heart) as its most frequent and Grip
ping valyular affection
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1916-01-05
What an Oklahoma
City Woman Says of
FEMITONE

OklzE1=z CITY. OElz- Az Il
1s7s
Nr A. : zlrkIztrsrh PreD- q
I1s EO1sl Drag sz1Es -
w. Grznd
Dear Ss--1 fess razt Z oKs
you 3 sfroag tessazs1lzl n 49,
ogri1oz q KAzt ypzr g-Fe1i-
t0ne prsparztsaz done f0r NE
For yezrE ! azFe szftered m1th
severe hez6zehe znS have tired
ever 10 nsny 6iffeEeHr re-e15es
70 sst re1sF A5ou1 tWD waekz
ago begza tzklng -Feuzzro1e-
zn1 since t5e1 ksEs not had :
Sign Of hez1zrAe o. TIE 1zy
starred 70 take 4Femitaze.
lad II eIneptio1slly sHFsrs
spell and after taking two doses
felr relseFea nd hzFs teat fine
ssnoe ] zusi say tnzt ~F<f
tone s. wOnaerf1l preEzrz
EiCn for zslrseuts peculiar 10
women and ca1n0r say. Or 10
highlF re1cUUead i 70 ny
fs1e8cs ard the public.
Respectfully.
MRS y. 7. ECKS.
1757 Lln5OOd.
Phone W. s7sz
Oklahoma Citg. Okla
1-1-lE1o
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1916-01-05
IN mEnoRiAN
, ; s@44%44+ 4*+ ;


Once more tie dread funeral chime.
has toiied. Once more the sad news
10 listening Another friend and
Pythian Sister has been called from
cur midst
The death angel entered our temple
and borne away on its snow white
wings own dear sister Gamers
mother. sister Matte z. Campbell
one Of our most loyal and devoted
members.
Therefore, be il resolved By Queer
City Temple No. Is, that In the death
Of sister Campbell. the temple has
indeed suffered a great loss. sg she
vas ever untiring in her efforts for
the tefterment Of our beautiful order
Therefore. be it further resolved.
that we extend TO Sister and Brother
Garner our heartfelt sympathy in this
sad hour
BE it further resolved. that this
temple extend to Sister Gamers two
sisters and brother CUR sympathy in
this saG hour the great loss Of their
dear mother, their best friend
Be it further resolved that these
resolutions be placed on the minutes.
copy sent 10 each Of the family and
copy printed in the daily paper, and
our charter be d-aped for period Of
30 days.
And now dear bereayed ones:
we know that in our saviour's keep
ing
We leave our loved one sleeping;
Not gone from memory. not gone
from love,
But gone to that Beautiful Temple
above"
EVA EVANS,
LIZZIE WEST,
DORA ESTES.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1916-01-05

Not satisfied with al ne publicity
he has been getting out of his peace
expedition, Henry For9 has started q
PRESS bgrean " his own, from which
large batch of dope has reached
rs. II there wae one thing which the
pezce cruise aid not lack, II was ad-
yefft1lng. tut u Mr Ford stiii has
morn money than he ean conveniently
usz. Il IL perfecely proper for bin 70
pension bunch u industrious press
agents. the outpourfngs of Nhose
brains usually find their way into the
waste baskets n newspsper offlceE-
II she initial contribution u the
press bureau. complaint N made mat
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1916-01-05

c<rntF Assesssr Dewn Eresenta =
statement TO-DAY showing zhsrs tx
Increase ia taxes arises. The eonds
tons ID Grady oognty are rot 9lffer
erf frozn sh0se IL re resi- u the state
I1be state hzs asked faF more mones
81 tAere il Slight Increase ln tas
eovuty Iety. gehool districts. toNB
xD bozror and zu1icipzlitses have
~ ashs1 for larger revenues ~
~ total addition u the taxpayers blli
isss-eSefore eonsisersbis. N course
itk 70 BE exDeeted tazt high taxe
r be a biz political Issue, bot Il
sin - discovered that ia counties
paef tae Republican party IL in con.
sf1l Acre Is abost the same increase
IN he&l leries ~ IN fouad IN Demo
ersfis cogDfieE 70 find the reason
~ tlgh taxes We have 70 - further
ths8 poll'les. Bester roads and
tricgsa better schools and many
cher tfings tbsf the public demands
en- roaey and II We have them. il
n Il er4ainfy fhat we cant escape
Dsrng tie tlD.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1916-01-05
unssfe.

The editor IN charge Of the Personal
Inquiry column opened his seyentieth
letter with groan
Il have lost three husbands" lady
reader rad written. confidentially
"and now have the offer Of a fourth
Shall accept him2"
The editor dipped his pen IN the
ink. This was the last straw.
IF you've lost three husbands" he
wrote, Il should say you are much too
careless TO be trusted with a fourth.
-Tit-Bits.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1916-01-05
FROM OUR NEW DICTIONARY

Dude-Another name for tailor's
goose.
Undertaker-A man who follows the
medical profession.
Diary-A continued story that ends
before it is finished.
Bachelor-A bird Of freedom that
most Of the Gagged envy.
Hyphen-The one plausible excuse
for breaking your word.
Liberty-The right to compel out
siders to vote with the gang.
Legend-A bare-faced lie that has
grown old enough to wear whiskers.
Tact-A woman's ability to make
friends by laughing at mems stupid
jokes.
Notwithstanding that keeps a
mans wife awake until he comes homo
at a. N.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1916-01-05

Ike Oklahou1 Publishing company
Publisher of the Daily Oklahomsn. haa
iakes oxer the Oklahoma City Times
ana IL making firSt-clasg afternoon
paper u II However Brother Sta.
fore. the joint editor of the two pub
licatioog, hzsn't quite recovered from
fke ancient grudge which be bore
zgaDkt his afternoon contemporary
A. least we Judge this To be the case
frors the fact ifat the editorial policy
oi We OkEshoman has already clashed
with that of lts adopted child. The
Okisboman, be Il remembered. has
been quite outepoEen recently IN ita
demand for and-ueUry legislation. In
one of the first editorials under the
new management the Times con
eluded that suca legislation was In
effective and was therefore to tie dis
coUfzges. PERHAPS the time Of day
when man writes makes some DIFF
ference IN hia rhinking, but we are
inclined 10 believe that Colonel stat
ford just can't gegtit into his head
that the Times. which has 80 lone
been of On everything, could be right
about the nsuy question even though
# has become member Of his own
family.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1916-01-05

t1e 1ewspaDerE cltrt Vzt ~ FoT1
zn1 ~ Ilsna besore tbe eosa,rg "a
tie raght lsgAt II 81, ID ~Gh Henrgs
own fsz.f teezse REGARDLESS d
Nlztegss znesste + uzy hare PCS
1easec. TIE peace erslEe xzs : crzck
ing goo,1 -Etogy ard the paperr az
eriy DTszts8 erergtalng tklzt Nr- FoTz
gave Ogf 1oScera1ng IL
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1916-01-05
Life's mysteries. Pompons.

Boston scientist says that bugs ana
vegetables have souls and brains. and
that some are higkbrows while 9th
ers are lowbrows. We unhesitatingly
place squash in the lowbrow class
Wex Jones in Chicago Examiner.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1916-01-05

Footlna the eIII.

FOOTING the BIZ
Mr. Newman had Just recovered
from an operation and was talking to
q friend.
~The surgeon he remarked said
he'd have ne on my feet again in
three weeks"
We'll. he did it, didn't her ask-e
the friend.
"He did. indeed responded Mr..
Newman. q had 10 sell my motor
car TO pay his biil."-christian Reg
lister.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1916-01-05
LIvEN UP YOUR TORPID LIVER

TO keep your liver active use DR..
Kings New Life Pills. They insure
good digestion. relieve constipation,
and tone up the whole system keep
your eye clear and your skin fresh and
healthy looking. Only 25c at your
druggist. d&w
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1916-01-05

why is It that hot soda isn't more
popular with the ladies in cold wealth
sr?v eve have tried hard" explained
he druggist. but cant perfect any
way to serve ice cream in IT,"
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1916-01-05

Bsf p0sEltlx tHe Dersou Eso org
izzlly Uttered M ssEgsFtien nezn,
that Two men eo1ld liye - ehaa1ly a.
one VOCAL
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1916-01-05

4 t1is wzr1 weather keeps - =
sew mere dagH lta going Io he lard
70 keep J. z CALLAHAN from planting
Ia pozztoez
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1916-01-05

q EEp EayE re u1Eaces Wien .
sfns cod ln re zri1st of NiHter il j.
-snnsazilF Ezrn f1r ne tine q
Fezr
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1916-01-05
lNKLINGS AND THINKLINGS

President Of the New York School
OF Fine Art says that a fat woman
who wears red commits crime" To
think that those oid-fashioned red fan
mel ones should bo denounced as GRIM
inals,
Also, continues this authority. "a
person who wears orange would en-
JOY living under the elevated" Why
not? 'Twould be safer for that per
son than would be living in Tipperary.
Girl clerks in Elizabeth, N. j.. are
learning to cook and have formed the
I've Cooked Ny First Sunday Din
ner" club. Our idea of game guys
is the men clerks who belong to the
I've Eaten Her First Sunday Dinner"
club.
Busted man meets acquaintance
"Mitt me, old chap he says. Then.
Dollar me-" NO" says the friend,
but I'll take you out and buckwheat
you"