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Williams news., 1916-06-15
No Ealaa Teeth.

Many words of housewifely wisdom had her mother imparted to the fair young bride on all subjects from man. aging husbands to tackling tramps. And some of them were now being put to the test.
 He was a particularly dirty-looking specimen, but he had told the tale with the pathos of an expert. The youthful house mistress felt touched, but determined to follow her mothers precepts.
 Now, my son." she said when he had finished, q will give you some thing to eat if you will take that chopper"
 "Oh, mum, I shan't need it, the tramp reassured her. My teeth are all right" - Pittsburgh Chronicle Telegraph.
Williams news., 1916-06-15
At Thirty Gents.

The local policeman may have weighed 300 pounds; 1t is even con- ceivable that he weighed an additional 50. He stood on the village square, motioned the traffic in various direc- tions. With backward wave of his palm he bade the New York man in the limousine pass before him. But the driver did not understand; he stopped his car.
 ''Go aroundi Go around!" shouted the keeper of order.
 Haven't got enough gasoline" re piled the New York man, as he dashed forward.
Williams news., 1916-06-15
YOU MAY LOOK YOUNG
By Keeping Your Complexion Young
 With Cuticura. Trial Free.

The Soap to cleanse and purify, the Ointment to soothe and heal. These super-creamy emollients do much to keep the skin clear, fresh and youthful, as well as to keep the hair ip live, healthy condition and the hands soft and white.
 Free sample each by mail with Book. Address postcard, Cuticura, Dept. l.. Boston. Sold everywhere.-Adv.
Williams news., 1916-06-15
Good Old Circus Band.

In the American Magazine Is Q story by Henry. Wallace Phillips in which he says: You take a circus band i;
 they don't go pil1ing along-one, two, three-every man with his little note, right there, like 8 gold-darned steam engine. No, sir! The circus band is there to make a joyful noise. and 1t does 1t. If one feller happens to be a trife late or early with his contribution, nobody looks scornful at him. He's a good feller, just the same, SO long as his wind holds out. ''
Williams news., 1916-06-15
Endless Communication.

It will not be very long before the secretary of the navy can sit in his office in the department and commu- nicate verbally with ships all over the world.-Josephus Daniels.
Williams news., 1916-06-15
A Mistake.

General Funston was talking to . correspondent about the Mexican situ- ation.
 T don't believe in swivel-chair cam paigning," he said. Discretion will be left to the generals in the field. Signs that look hopeful to the man back home in the swivel chair may prove the reverse in the field itself.
 'Tts like the creditor who rang and asked if MT. Spender was at home.
 "'Yes, sir. walk right in, sir,' said the footman, cordially. MT. Spender is at home, sir
 "'Thank goodness said the cred itor. I'm going to see my money at last
 "'Oh, don't make that mistake. sir, , said the footman. If MT. Spender had any money he wouldn't be at home.'"
Williams news., 1916-06-15
Pleasing Mother

WM you dance this dance with me?'
 Mother has forbidden me to dance with you"
 But she is out of the room.'' 'So 1t wouldn't be any fun. When she comes back I'll give you a dance."
Williams news., 1916-06-15
Not Entertaining 'Em.

"I can't find any old clothes to put on the scarecrow." said Farmer Corn tossel.
 You might use some of the fancy duds our boy Josh brought home from college" suggested his wife.
 'I'm only tryin' to scare the crows; not to make 'em laugh themselves to death.
Williams news., 1916-06-15

Before marriage a man considers his best girl little dear; after mar riage he Is apt to consider her ex- travagant.
Williams news., 1916-06-15

When the mother of a small boy calls him to dinner he never replies: Wait till I get some of this dirt on my hands!"
Williams news., 1916-06-15

Now Is the Time to Get Rid of These
 Ugly Spots.

There's no longer the slightest need of feeling ashamed of your freckles as the prescription othine-double strength-is guaranteed to remove these homely spots.
 Simply get ounce of othine-double strength-from your druggist, and apply a little of 1t night and morning and you should soon see that even the worst freckles have begun to disappear. while the lighter have vanished entirely. It is seldom that more than one ounce Is needed to com pletely clear the skin and gain beautiful clear complexion
 Be sure to ask for the double strength othine, this Is sold under guarantee of Adv.
Williams news., 1916-06-15
Proved Her Claim,

Proved HOT CIatm.
 That new girl said she was an ex- perienced waitress, but I had to let her go.''
 'Why?''
 The first dinner party I gave she started right in joshing the men at the table,
Williams news., 1916-06-15
praetIeaI PhiJanthropy.

Cant you help me little, mister?' whined the measly mendicant 'T'm trying to raise the price of a ticket to Woppykasook. I've got a brother-in law there. and"
 Out of consideration for your un fortunate relative" replied J. Fuller Gloom, 'I will not give you a cent Judge.
Williams news., 1916-06-15
ARIZONA STATE NEWS
Western Newspaper Union News Service.
 DATES FOR COMING EVENTS.

Jul. 4-7-Pioneer celebration at Prescott. Oct. S-6-Meeting New Mexico Bank
 CTS Association at Grand Canyon. Nov. 13-1S-Arizona State Fair at Phoe = nix.
Williams news., 1916-06-15

Be happy. Use Red Cross Bag Blue; much better than liquid blue. Delighti the laundress. All grocers. Adv.
Williams news., 1916-06-15

The worst examples a small boy ever encounters are in his arithmetic.
Williams news., 1916-06-15

A mans strength is estimated by his ability to fight against odds.
Williams news., 1916-06-15

FITS, EPILEPSY, FALLING SICKNESS stoPPed Quickly. Fifty years Sf gninseErupesd
 lasting results. LARGE TRIAL BOTTLE ERII. DR. KLINE COMPANY, Rcd Bank, N. J.-Adv.
Williams news., 1916-06-15

When a man quarrels with his wife he seldom gets chance to say any thing.
Williams news., 1916-06-15

The Idea. What are you doing now, Um?" Any easy mark I can come across"
Williams news., 1916-06-15
Most Likely.

"I see that trust magnate has bought a farm out in the country"
 What do you suppose he is going to raiser"
 Prices, probably"
Williams news., 1916-06-15

A woman is never satisfied until she can do things two different ways.
Williams news., 1916-06-15

Some men are born liars, and tn rest speak the truth occasionally
Williams news., 1916-06-15

Hope is all right when 1t forms a with hustle.
Williams news., 1916-06-15

Prices, probably" |"
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1916-08-03
LOW COST OF LIVING MENUS
BY MRS. FLORENCE MAY

the dish is full, cover with crumbs
and bake half an hour.
Coffee Custard-Soak a quarter Of
cup of coffee in two cups of milk
half an hour. Boil FIVE minutes.
strain. add two eggs, two tablespoons
of sugar and pour into small cups.
Set in pan of hot water and bake
until firm.
DINNER.
Dreamed Cucum bers-Pare two
cucumbers and cut lengthwise. Boil
90 minutes. add two cups Of milk
and a tablespoon Of dissolved flour.
Boil one minute and add a piece OF
butter and some pepper and salt.
Vegetable Salad-Slice radishes
cooked beets and new onions. Serve
on watercress with a French dress
ing.
Lemon Shortcake-Make cake as
for strawberry shortcake and pour
over the two layers the following
sauce: One large cup Of sugar. one
half cup of butter. one egg, all the
Juice and half the grated rind Of one
lemon, one teaspoon of nutmeg, and
three tablespoons Of boiling water
Cream the butter and sugar and beat
in the egg, whipped light, the lemon
and the nutmeg Beat hard for 10
minutes and add.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1916-08-03
NEWS OF INTEREST TO
POLISH CITIZENS
PERSONALS.

PERSONALS.
Miss Mary Witkowski. 912 Mon
J roe St, has returned from a week S
/ visit with relatives at Chicago.
Joseph NJ. Rojewsk of Cleveland
/ is here on business.
John Smogor, ass Walnut ST.. has
gone 10 Barron lake to spend the
week end with his family.
Frank Blenczewski. who has been
here visiting with friends, left today
for Detroit
Casimir Markiewicz. 1902 W. Dun
ham St, spent the day at Hudson
lake.
Bernard Markiewicz returned 10
Chicago following a business visit
here.
Peter RokOszek, Philippe ST, left
Wednesday for Detroit. where he
will spend his two weeks vacation.
Mr.. and Mrs Frank Paczesny and
children. 424 :. Arnold St. returned
from Barron lake where they spent
two weeks.
Joseph Krusik Of Laporte is here
on business.
Walter Drzewiecki arrived here
from Michigan City for a few days
visit with friends.
Mrs Apolonia Sojka, 906 w. Di-
vision St. left Thursday afternoon
for Toledo called there by the Sc
riOus illness of a relative.
stephen Czapski of Michigan City
is here visiting with friends.
Miss Mary Bartoszek. 435 5. Cha
pin St, returned today from Chicago
whore she spent 10 days with rela-
tIves and friends.
Michael Swarczynski Of Elkhart is
here on business.
Mrs. Blanche Drejer. 141S w.
Washington av., left today for a two
weeks business trip to Chicago.
Steve Dambkowski Of Chicago.
who was here visiting with friends
Wednesday, left for Benton Harbor.
Carl Zmudkowski, 5. Scott St. left
Thursday for Cleveland to spend a
week with relatives.
Peter Beczkiewicz, III s. Laurel
St. has returned from weeks visit
with friends at Grand Rapids.
Frank PlonczewsN of Toledo is
here on business
Michael Krylkowski, who has been
here on business, left today for Ham
mond.
Stephen KOZlowski returned to
Chicago after short visit with
friends here.
Miss Hattie Kroikowski, Laporte
av., has gone to spend a week with
relatives at South Chicago.
John HarlOwski, Walnut st, is
very ill.,
Raymond Mislowski of Toledo is
here on business.
Joseph Stepczynski returned to
Hammond Thursday morning after a
short visit with friends here.
Henry Mrozewski of Fort Wayne
is here on business.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1916-08-03
IN MILADY'S BOUDOIR
BY GWEN SEARS.

from lint as possible and a bath
towel ought never TO be used. II
you have no shower bath or spray
nothing bat a little spray-that may
be used attached 10 a faucet.
Some OF these are made with a
brush attached. and this sort can
be used for good friction bath as
well as for the shampoo. II there
is no available supply Of not water,
spirit lamp and kettle in your
room will supply the water.
With the woman Of dry. brittle
hair sham pooling is indeed a delicate
process. She must exercise the most
exquisite care or pay a heavy price
for her indiscretiOn. Ammonia,
washing soda, boraX or patented
shampoos Of whose ingredients she
is ignorant may crack her hair and
destroy what little life exists in the
roots.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1916-08-03
What the French Maid Told Marjorie
BY JANE LOWELL.

allowance for seams. In this way
one should carefully do the whole
chair, sewing the various pieces to-
gether as one gets them cut, and
trying on many times. in order TO
insure a perfect fit Sometimes ii is
found easier to do all the basting
before any part is removed; for
others working with preliminary pa
per patterns may seem easier.
The strip which runs from the
extreme top of the chair back TO the
seat. across the seat and on down
TO the required length, should be cut
lengthwise of the goods without
piecing. Before cutting it should be
tucked well into the crease between
the seat and the back. The narrow
fronts of the arms are cut separately.
The fasteners are balls and sock
cts. or buttons and buttonholes, or,
in some instances little bows.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1916-08-03
announcements

Members OF the Women's Mission
airy circle Of the First Baptist church
Will hold their regular meeting al
the home of Mrs. William Solarek,
1920 :. Michigan St, Friday at $3.50.
The subject for the afternoon will be
Korea "a Bone of Contention.
Mrs. G. J. Beyrer, $40 5. st. Jo-
seph St will entertain the Woman :
Missionary society of the Conference
Memorial United Brethren church
Friday evening This is the quarter
ly open meeting and all friends OF
the society are urged 10 be present.
The annual reunion of the Jack
son. Cham berlain and Fisher fami-
lies viii be held Aug. u, at the sum-
mer home Of Mr.. and Mrs. c. L.
Copp, near Niles.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1916-08-03

turning home Mr.. and Mrs. Hayes
visited in Rochester. y. y, with the
formers parents.
Miss Ruth Cohn. 81 s. William
St, is visiting with friends in Terre
Haute for two weeks.
Mr.. and Mrs. ]. II. Avery and
children, Sherman av.. left this
morning for a motor trip to Califor-
MIA. Joseph Avery will remain there
10 attend the state university dur
ing the winter months.
Christian Nelson. Clyde and Wal
lace Antisdel Marion, Chester and
II. Robertson and Herbert Marowsky
have gone TO Lake Wawasee to
spend two weeks.
Logan Trumbell of Elkhart spent
Wednesday with friends I'm South
Bend.
Mr.. and Mrs. Thomas Hobbs. 529
Allen St, are visiting with relatives
ia Berrien Center. Mich.
Mrs. +. G.. Retiring. Lafayette St,
spent Wednesday in Chicago.
NJ and Mrs. I. NJ. Goss. Adam
ST., nave gone TO Eagle lake 10 spend
few days.
Miss Addie NandenBosch. 529
Washington av. spent Wednesday in
Chicago.
Miss Helen Geyer, Lawndale av.,
Is visiting with friends al Eagle lake.
Miss Bessie DeMas. 6O7 Blaine av.,
IS visiting friends at Eagle lake.
Miss Mary and Leroy Cook. 1913
Van Buren, St, have returned home
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1916-08-03
PARTISAN IMPORTER
TO VISIT FACTORIES
IN SOUTH BEND

Representative of the L. Neuman
Co. "a Paris importing firm. will be
in the city soon 10 visit the various
factories with a view 10 estab lishing
trade with them after the war ac-
cOrding 10 a letter received Thurs
day morning by Victor Jones, sec
rotary of the Chamb Der of Commerce.
The senior member of the firm is
now in New York and is planning a
trip through the United States
According 10 the letter, the firm
formerly imported large quantities
Of tools. hardware, small machinery
and factory supplies into France
from Germany. Since the war has
been on this has been impossible and
the company is making arrange
ments for its trade after the Euro
pean war.
Stated meeting South Bend Chap
ter, No. 2. .. r. s, Thursday even
ing.
MRS PET ZELLERS, W. VI.
CLARA WEAVER, Sec'y.-Advt.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1916-08-03

regular meeting will be held on Sept.
:. the place TO be announced later.
The Madison township Home
Economics club held its third meet
ing in Henry Markers woods We'd
nesday. a picnic dinner was held
at noon followed by a short pro-
gram. A recitation was given by Miss
Cora Heath. and talks were given
on Ventilation" Fruit Canning
and Possibilities % Fruit Growing"
followed by "A general discussion by
the 80 members present. The next
meeting will be held Sept. with
Adam Beehler.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1916-08-03
SOCIAL EVENTS.

The girls gymnastic class of z. 3.
No. I Falcons will hold their exer-
cises Friday evening at 4. b. hall
The NJ. Romanowski Falcons Will
hold their exercises Friday evening
al KosciuszkO hall
The singing practice OF the mixed
choir of NJ. ROmanowski Falcons Will
be held Monday evening at Kosci-
uszko hall.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1916-08-03
personal e

David Neuer of Detroit. who has
been visiting Mr. and Mrs. Solomon
Herring and Miss Lou Neuer of the
Chain lakes road. mas returned home.
Mr.. Neuer is a brother of Miss Neuer
and Airs. Herring.
Mr. and Mrs. John Hayes have re-
turned from Boston. Mass. where
they attended the national Conven-
tion OF the Ancient order OF Hi
hernians and the Ladies Auxiliary.
Mr. Hayes was elected one Of the
auditors OF the order. Before re-
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1916-08-03

after short visit with Mrs. Schroer
Of Lyons. Ia. formerly OF this city.
Hiss Winifred Wagner. Cleveland
av., has returned from a visit in
Garrett. Ind
Miss kathryn DAILY Of Michigan
City is the guest of Mrs. J. +. Hart
zer. 1913 Blaine av.
Mrs. Edward Stenbauch. y.
Carlisle ST.. has returned from a
visit i'm Derby. Mich
Carl. Henry and William Cook
and Milo Dugdale spent Tuesday in
Three Oaks, Mich.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1916-08-03

FRIDAY.
BREAKFAST
Sliced Bananas.
Boiled Eggs
Hominy Griddle Cakes.
Fried Potatoes.
Coffee.
LUNCHEON.
Rice and Tomato Scallop.
Bread and Butter.
Jelly
Coffee Custard.
DINNER.
Baked Bluefsh.
Mashed Potatoes.
Dreamed Cucum bers.
Vegetable Salad.
Lemon Shortcake.
BREAKFAST.
Hominy Griddle Cakes-Use one pint
of warm boiled hominy. Add one
pint of milk. one pint of -four. Beat
two eggs and stir into the batter with
a little salt. Fry as other griddle
cakes.
LUNCHEON.
Rice and Tomato Scallop-Place a
layer of boiled rice in baking dish
then a layer of tomatoes, salt, pep
per a little sugar. and a teaspoon of
chopped sweet potatoes. Repeat until
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1916-08-03
CARE OF THE HAIR WHILE
CAMPING.

At some vacation resorts the care
Of the hair Is a problem unsolved.
There are no available shampoOs
biding in the woods that surround
the mountain camp and none inhabit
the haystacks or the country farm.
So the woman spending her vaca-
tion in a remote place should master
the art OF shampcoi1g her own hair.
And an art it is. although it can be
mastered easily with little patience.
In the first place, you must have
all the required ingredients for a
good shampoo a. hand, including a
suitable soap or shampoo mixture.
plenty of hot and cold water, a spray
for rinsing and plenty of suitable
towels for drying.
The towel used should be as free
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1916-08-03
SLIP COVERS FOR FURNITURE.


Hasn't auntie pretty slip covers
for her chairs" exclaimed Marjorie
as she interrupted Marie putting
fresh covers over the furniture in
the drawing room. How I wish
could make some" she concluded.
cit is very easy: / am sure you
could returned Marie. They are
charming in flowers and sprigs and
pin striped and summary freshness
And the most wonderful thing about
them is that they are soft on the
wrong side. so that they won't
scratch the furniture.
First of all they virtually are
made on the furniture. A piece Of
the material is pinned on the part
Of the chair one has decided 70 start
with. and. after it is carefully fitted.
il is cut the shape. leaving plenty of
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1916-08-03
How You Can Make
Hairs Quickly Disappear
(Helps to Beauty

Even a stubborn growth of hair
Will quickly vanish from the face,
neck or arms after a single treat
ment. with delatone. To remove the
hairs. make a stiff paste with a little
powdered delatone and water. apply
TO hairy surface and after about .
minutes rub off, wash the skin and
il viii be left free from hair or blem-
ish. To avoid disappointment. be
quite certain you get real delttone-
Advt
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1916-05-04
J. J. DASHNER'S AID.


READ THIS OVER CAREFULLY. no. 29s
is one Of the best located farms it is located
mile from Barre City. which affords nice
view of the city contains about 100 acres Of
land; small sugar place; splendid set Of build
ings keeps from % TO 80 head Of stock and
team nice smooth land the price Is right. S7tf
NO. 2e7 Here is another nice little farm in
Wiliamstown very handy to the ouarries very
good set of buildings this place Is divided into
parts. where man can buy either 80 or so
acres very handy for a man that wants TO
work part Of the time on the quarries would
sell with without the stock and tools at
right price. 37tf
NO 2es- Here Is a splendid laying farm Of
ESQ acres very good buildings, large barn
s4xS4 feet, with an overhead drive, which
makes IL convenient for unloading hay; nice
siio large sugar place Of about ZOO trees, all
equipped would sell this farm with a good
equipment of tools at very reasonable price.
on account Of the owner having other bust
ness this is a profitable property to buy. on
account Of its fertility Of soil and large amount
Of growing timber the place this farm Is
located miles from q large railroad town
easy drive to Barre. s7tf
FOR FURTHER INFORMATION for these
places or any other write or call
]. J. DASHNER
REAL ESTATE AGENT
Rooms 8. 9. 10 HOwland-cavq Bldg. Barre. Vt
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1916-05-04
PERSONAL PROPERTY
PERSONAL PROPERTY
80 HEAD of REGISTERED
AND GRADE
JERSEY CATTLE

consisting of % cows, all young with .
or 3 exceptions 10 of them are regis
tered and some others are eligible to reg
istry; some of them are now fresh and
balance coming in during the summer
and early fall: an exceptionally nice
herd. People have been trying to buy
them at private sale for several weeks,
but nothing viii be sold until the day of
auction sale; also, registered 2-year-old
Jersey bull from the Bronston farm in
Hardwicll: registered yearling bull,
both nice ones; yearlng heifers and 6
calves. . 6-year.old farm horses; ] other
farm horse. and a nice yearling colt; 8
hogs and some poultry; 5 tons Of nice
hay. so bu. of oats. 80 cords of stove
wood and 3 or 4 NJ Of sawed lumber
FARM TOOLS AND MACHINERY
/ milking machine, ! s-h. p gasoline en-
CINE. eth p. engine. cream separator,
ensilagc cutter and carrier, corn harvest
er. grain harvester seeder, corn planter,
manure spreader, moving machine. horse
rake and hay tedder, threshing machine,
circular and dragsaw rigs. ] 2-horse lum-
Der wagon. I set Of nearly new wooden
wheel farm trucks I set Of iron-wheel
trucks, l-horse lumber wagon. buggy
wagon. blackboard. 3 sleighs and pung
sleigh. set Of 2-horsc traverse sleds, !
new set of double work harnesses, ] 9TH
Pr set Of work harnesses and drive har
1esses. barrows horse hoe and cultiva-
Tor. 800 tin sap tubs cyaporator. storage
tanks, spouts and hangers grindstone,
platform scales. pulley blocks and ropes.
with small farm tools OF every descrip-
ion, such as chains. iron bars. white
rees, eyeners, shovels, hoes, forks, rakes,
tic.
A good farm. choice lot Of stock. COM
'ortable farm tools aud everything goes I
Without reserve or limit, as have no use
or this property. Terms at time Of sale. I.
lunch az noon.
GEORGE BEDELL, Owner, Montpelier
c. F. SMITH, Auctioneer Barre.