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Der Deutsche correspondent. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1841-1918, 1916-05-05

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Der Deutsche correspondent. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1841-1918, 1916-05-05
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MACH FLETCHER'S


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The Red Cloud chief., 1916-04-27
MAKING THE FLEET READY.
Orders Issued by Navy Department
to Speed UP In Overhaul and
Repair Work.

Charleston, S. C.-Orders to speed
up repair and overhaul work on yes
sells of the Atlantic fleet have been
received by the commandants of the
various navy yards from Secretary
Daniels. In case of labor shortage
the ~Commandants are instructed 10
expedite the work by employing the
ships personnel. The move was ex-
planned as a preparedness test" the
execution Of which would illustrate
how quickly the vessels could be re-
stored to normal conditions after
their strenuous winter operations
and placed in readiness for the bat.
tie practices and maneuvors begin.
ming May 20.
Assistant Secretary Roosevelt has
been in conference with officials OF
the new York yard attempting to ar.
range for the employment OF a suf-
Gicient force of mechanics and other
skilled men to operate that plant on
@ day and night schedule.
The Red Cloud chief., 1916-04-27
Repeal Free Entry Of Sugar.

Notwithstanding senate has APP
proved the house bill repeating the
free sugar section of the tarin law,
under which sugar would have gone
on the free list May l.. BY a vote OF
Gfty.nine to ten the scnate reccded
from an amendment which II had
passed extending the duty from |
cen a pound for four years and
which the house refused to agree to
In conference. Democratic senators
cast all of the ten votes against sup
porting the house measure, which pro-
yides for a flat repeal, thus extending
the present duty Indefinitely.
The repeal sought by the admins.
tration to keep up evenu now
needs only the presidents signature
to become effective.
The Red Cloud chief., 1916-04-27
Britain Must Increase Taxes.

London.-Twice during the last
month or SO the British have been re-
minded by Premier Asquith that they
must prepare for even higher taxes
than those under which they already
are signing. II the chancellor OF the
exchequer does not discover the right
way to increase the taxes. 1t will Ger.
tainly not be from lack OF advice. The
rich are calling loudly for taxes on
the working classes, who are all sup
posed to be wallowing in luxury and
who are making higher wages than
they dreamed OF two years ago. The
workers, on the other side, are de-
handing the CONSUMPTION OF wealth.
The Red Cloud chief., 1916-04-27
Protest on immigration Bill.

Neutrality-suspicious. Chinda. tho
Japanese ambassador, conferred with
President Wilson over the provision
Of the pending immigration bill,
which proposed TO enact into law the
agreement restricting the immigra-
ton of japanese laborers. A memo
randum on the subject has been pre-
scented to the state department. The
proposed inclusion in a law OF an in
formal agreement which Japan has
promised on honor to fulfill, accord
ing to the agreement between former
Secretary Root and former Ambassa-
dor Takahira, is reported to be repug'
nant to the japanese government.
The Red Cloud chief., 1916-04-27
READY FOR A BREAK
U. s. PREPARED FOR ANY MOVE
MADE BY GERMANY.
PREPARING THE u. S. FLEET
Orders Issued TO Speed Up Work In
Navy Yards-Repeai Free
Sugar in Tariff
Dill.

Western Newspaper Union News Service.
Washington The United States
government has made tentative plans
to cope with every conceivable situa-
ton which would result from the sew.
\ of diplomatic relations with
Germany. For reasons which they In.
dictated were obvious. officials deem 1t
unwisc to discuss the details. There
is reason for believing, however, that
some of the plans have to do with the
safety OF American citizens in the
&c man empire and that others have
to dv with American supervision of
German interests in the countries at
war with Germany.
The Red Cloud chief., 1916-04-27
To EorestalI Investigation

NEUTRALITY-SUSPICIOUS. of the Chi
ago packers to forestall an investi'
cation of charges that they control
the live stock markets OF the coun'
try by Offering to furnish informa-
ton to the department OF agriculture
concerning all phases OF their bust
ness have failed to win the approval
OF either the department or the cat
tie raisers and feeders, This he
came known at a hearing held by the
house judiciary committee on a reso'
luton introduced by Congressman
Borland of Missouri.
The Red Cloud chief., 1916-04-27
Women the Better Students.

Sorority women were better stu
dents at the University OF Nebraska
than the men OF the fraternities during
the first semester Of the present school
year, according to the scholarship
figures made public by Dean Carl Eng
berg. Acacia, the Masonic fraternity.
leads all the mems fraternities, while
Delta Delta Delta tops the list OF the
sororities. The fraternity average for
scholarship. with deductions for delin-
quencies. is 147.7 points. while the
solority average IL 249,9 points.
The Red Cloud chief., 1916-04-27
WORTH KNOWING

Philippine cigars now are exported
to 80 countries besides the United
States.
One thousand cases OF American
Deer have been ordered by a firm In
Karachi, India.
Two OF Denmark's young princes
are handicapped by the names of
"Viggo' and "Aaga."
The United States used one.ffth of
the 4o.OOO.OOO pounds of sugar pro-
duced ip the world last year.
The Red Cloud chief., 1916-04-27
Preparing for irrigation Case.

Attorney General Reed has received
word that surveys are now being made
in the North Platte and South Platte
river valleys. under the direction OF
State Engineer Johnson, in order to
obtain necessary evidence for protect
ing the rights Of Nebraska water US
ers in this states intervention pro-
ceeding in the suit between the states
of Colorado and Wyoming over the
right to use the headwaters OF both
streams, irrespective Of prioritios In
Nebraska. Mr.. Reed is expecting to
appear as counsel for the Nebraska
water users In this suit. and will n
deavor to obtain a judgment UNFOLDING
their right as against conflicting claim.
ants in Wyoming and Colorado.
The Red Cloud chief., 1916-04-27
Lincoln. Neb.-A conference be.

Lincoln, Neb.-A conference be
tween State Veterinarian Anderson
and DR.. II. f. 'Cosford, government
expert in charge OF inspection work
in Gage and Johnson counties. was
held here Friday, in which matters
relative to inspection work were dis
cussed. DR.. w. Il. Howe, OF Denver.
who has been looking after the dour-
inc epidemic in the northwestern
part of the state, will confer with
the state veterinarian shortly to ar.
range plans for further prosecution OF
the work throughout the state in ar
effort to stamp out the disease.
The Red Cloud chief., 1916-04-27
MEN AND MATTERS

Lord Kitchener reads all his
sp eches.
philadelphia has I'VE 1000 whole
sale houses.
The average height OF a newborn
infant Is Is inches.
Robert w. Chambers. the novelist,
was once an illustrator.
France has over 100000 employees
in the government service,
Henry A. Dupont Is conceded 10 De
the richest man In the United States.
The Red Cloud chief., 1916-04-27
Those loyino Glrla-

Hazel--He actually followed me
with his eyes for more than a block.
Aimee-And II you had only worn
a veil he probably would have fol.
lowed you with his feet.
The Red Cloud chief., 1916-04-27

The state banking board, cOmpris.
ing Governor Morehead. Attorney Gen.
eral Reed and Auditor Smith, has
granted charters to two new banks
and refused charters 10 two others.
Under a new rule the board instruct
ed Secretary Royce to refuse to issue
charters to state banks at Sidney and
Scotia. The board rules that the
banking facilities OF these towns are
sufficient to care for the business that
will be transacted there for some
time.
The Red Cloud chief., 1916-04-27

Articles Of incorporation for the
Society OF American widows have
been filed with the secretary OF state
by Mrs. Bessie C. Turpin OF Omaha.
Mrs. Turpin organized the society
four weeks ago and II now has q
membership OF 2'5 women.
The Red Cloud chief., 1916-04-27
Cruel.

Patience--It is said the musical
acuteness of horses is shown by the
rapidly with which cavalry horses
learn the Significance of trumpet calls,
P~atrice-l1l bet IL you sang while
riding n he'd run away.
The Red Cloud chief., 1916-04-27

He Most Beautiful Wall Tint

Ard when you consider that you
obtain the most beautiful. mellow
naturs c%olors. viz, soft bluffs, delicau
greens and exquisite blues, or any
shade you wish by combining shades
Of Alabastine, then you'll kno1v why
Alabastine is one Of the most popular
wall decorations with millions OF
Painters and Householders, Decora-
tors and Womenfolk, who take a pride
in their homes the wide world over.
The Alabastine Co.
3S2 CyandviliN Rd, Grand Rapids, Mich.
Re sure the ied o>s and circle ae On esh package a
AL,bas,ine you buy AIAbsshne 10 sold by most dugsstA
hardware dealers and paint stores everywhere. u your
docs not handle Aiabsr nc. ubs nc substitute. wrts a.
The Red Cloud chief., 1916-04-27

Surveys are being made in the North
and South Platte valleys by State En-
gineer ohnson for obtaining evidence
in the state water right suit with
Colorado and Wyoming. Attorney Gen.
eral Reed will represent Nebraska in
terests In the case.
The Red Cloud chief., 1916-04-27

The railway commission has grant
ed the application OF the Lincoln
Telephone company to raise It's rates
on farm lines out OF Syracuse IN 40
cents a month. The company orig
inally asked an advance to so cents
per month.
The Red Cloud chief., 1916-04-27

Alabastine is the most
effective, economical and
simple wall decoration on the
market. 1t has demonstrated
its superiority in thirty-fve
years use.
Think of it! No boiling water, no
glue added. It's one of the easiest
jobs IN the world to prepare and
apply Alabastinc, and the resulting
surface, If ordinary care is taken, 10
solid, streaklcss and matlike.
The Red Cloud chief., 1916-04-27
Virtual Uitimatum Sent.

Il have deemed 1t my duty, there
fore, to say to the imperial German
government that If il is still its pur.
pose to prosecute ruthless and indis.
criminate warfare against vessels OF
commerce by the use of submarines,
Notwithstanding the now demon.
strated impossibility of conducting
that warfare in accordance with what
the government Of the United States
must consider the sacred and indis-
putable rules of international law and
the universally recognized dictates of
humanity. the government OF the
United States is at last forced to the
conclusion that there is but one
course 1t can pursue; and that unless
the imperial German government
should now Immediately declare and
effect an abandonment OF it's present
methods of warfare against passenger
and freight carrying vessels this gov.
eminent can have no choice but to
sever diplomatic relations with the
government of the German empire al.
together.
This decision | have arrived at
with the keenest regret; the POSSIBLE.
ity OF the action contemplated | ana
sure all thoughtful Americans will
look forward to with unaffected reluc-
lance. But we cannot forget that we
are in some sort and by the force OF
circumstances the responsible spokes.
man OF the rights Of humanity, and
that we canno remain silent while
those rights seem in process OF being
utterly swept away in the maelstrom
OF this terrible war. We owe it to a
due regard for our own rights as a
nation, to our sense OF duty as a pre-.
~resentative of the rights OF neutrals
the world over. and TO a Joint concc
ton OF the rights of mankind to take
this stand nov with the utmost solem.
nifty and firmness.
II have taken It, and taken It In
the confidence that 1t will meet with
your approval and support. All sober.
minded men must unite in hoping
that the imperial German govern.
ment, which has in other circum.
stances stood as the champion of all
that we are now contending for i'm the
Interest OF humanity, may recognize
the justice OF our demands and meet
them in the spirit In which they are
made"
The Red Cloud chief., 1916-04-27
THE COUNTY FAIRS.
List OF the Towns and Dates for
Holding Fall Shows.

Following Ia a list of the dates and
as arranged for holding the
fairs in the various localities
pver the state this fall:
Antelope. Neigh. September i2.t5.
Boonc, Albion, september tn.22.
Box Butte, AlliauCc september 1871.
Hoyd. Butte, September l3-l5.
Brown, Aiuswurth. M fair. 1918
Butler. David city, september ig.2s.
buffalo, kCarnCy, september liza.
Chase, Imperial. september 2O-2S
Cheyenne. sidney, september li-lf
clay, u Center, september l2-lI,
Custer. Rrokcn Bow. september l2-l5.
Dawes. Chadron, September l2-iJ
Dawson. Lexington, September ls-lj.
Dixon. Dixon, September 1914
Dodge, Scrihncr. September bib.
Dodge, Hooper, september 1870
Douglas. henson.
pundy. Bcnkclman. September 2O-2g.
Fillmore, Geneva, September l3-lh.
Franklin. Franklin, september l2-ll,
Frontier, Stockvillc. September se-sa
Furnas, RcavCr city, September 20 ~.
Gage. Beatrice, September % 80
Greeley. Greeley, september Ella
Hall. Grand Island. September l2-i5.
Hamilton. Aurora, August s9-Septom-
Harlan. Alma. September 1929.
Hayes. Hayes Center. september ESQ,
llltchcuck. culhcrtsun, September II u
Holt, Chambers. September 2O-23
Holt, ONctl. September 2O-23,
Howard. - Paul. October "a.
Jefferson. FiirhurN, October ll-1t
Johnson, TcCutnsch.
kcarncy. Niudcn
Keith, OEall1ll, October ~
ktmhall, kimhall
Knox. Creighton.
Lancaster. Lincoln. September ,-S.
Lincoln, North plattc, September 2G-G,.
Madison, Madison, september Il -s9.
McrriCk, Clarks, september l3-lh
Morrill,, bridgeport, September -.
Ncmaha, Auburn,
NuCkulla. Nelson, September 1879.
Otoc. Nebraska city,
Iawncc, iHwncc city, October 80.
Pierce, Fierce. Scptcmb ar 26-29
Platte, Columbus, september l2-11.
Polk. osCcoll, August 29-SeptenhCr l.
Red Willow, %ludlanoln, October 3-6.
Saunders. Wahoo No fair, 1916.
SCOttshluT, Mitchell, september l3-lJ.
Seward. seward, september l9-2l
sheridan, Guriun. September b-S.
sherman, loup city, september 2N-22
stanton. stanton, August 2O-S"pten-
bCr /
Thaycr. Dcshlcr. August 29-Scptcm'
Der |
Thurston, Wplthill. October 4-6.
Valley. ord, August 1925.
Webster. Iladcn
District Fair.
Frontier. May wood. September il-lS.
The Red Cloud chief., 1916-04-27
Clash Of Authorities.

Clash OF Authorities.
The Nebraska railway commission
and Attorney General Willis + Reed.
who have been working together In
tremendously. reached the breaking
point In tho supreme court OF
Nebraska over u question OF pol
Icy AZ to the am In which tho
commissions order No. 10 establish
ing reduced class rates In Nebraska
should be defined in that court.
As a result there was a spectacle
Of the attorney general lining up
with the railroads. and Railway
Commissioners II. II. Clarke, II. q.
Taylor and r. l.. Hall appealing to the
court to set aside an order OF contin.
uance granted with the consent OF
the attorney general and without the
knowledge Of the railway commission.
Tho attorney general and the railroad
attorneys who attack the reduced
rates in order No. 10 recently asked
the court to extend rule day from May
Is to September Is. The court grant
ed the request, supposing tho com
mission acquicsccd. Rule day is the
day set for the filing OF briefs, and
It's extension amounts to n continu
ance OF tho case.
The Red Cloud chief., 1916-04-27

fare was that OF the destruction OF
the French c~ross.channel steamer
Sussex. II must stand forth. as the
sinking OF the teamer Lusitania did.
as so singularly tragical and u%njusti.
table as to constitute q truly terrible
example of the inhumanity OF subma.
rine warfare as the commanders Of
German vessels have for the past
twelve months been conducting
II. II this instance stood alone. some
explanation, some ~disavowal by the
German government, some evidence
OF criminal mistake or willful disobe-
dicnce on the part OF the commander
Of the vessel that fired the torpedo
might be sought or entertained: but
u%nhappily II does not stand alone.
Recent events make the conclusion
inevitable that it is only II instance.
even though II be one of the most ex.
IRENE and distressing instances, OF
the spirit and method of warfare
which the imperial German govern.
ment has mistakenly adopted, and
which from the first exposed that gov.
eminent to the r~cproach of thrusting
all neutral rights aside in pursuit Of
it's immediate objects.
The government of the United
States has been very patient. AT ev'
cry stage OF this distressing expert.
enc of tragedy after tragedy in which
its own citizens were involved II had
sought to be restrained from any ex-
IRENE course of action or of protest
by a thoughtful consideration Of the
extraordinary circumstances of this
unprecedented war and actuatod In
all it said or did by the sentiments Of
genuine friendship which the people
OF the United states have always eli.
tertained and continue To entertain to.
ward the German nation. II has. OF
course. accepted the successive expla.
nations and assurances of the impe.
rial German government as given in
entire sincerity and good faith. and
has hoped, ven against hope, that II
would prove to be possible for the
German government so to order and
control the acts OF its naval comman'
ders as to square its policy with the
principles Of humanity AS embodied
in the law OF nations. II has been
willing to wait until the significance
OF the facts became absolutely unmis
taxable and susceptible Of but one in
depreciation.
That point has now u%nhappily been
reached. The facts are susceptible
of but one Interpretation. The impe-
rial German government has been in
able to put any limit or restraints
upon its warfare against either freight
or passenger ships. 1t has therefore
become painfully evident hat the po'
sition which this government took at
the very outset is inevitable, namely,
that the use of submarines for the de-
struction of an enemy's commerce IL
OF necessity, because of the very char
acter of the vessels employed and the
very methods Of attack which theiI
employment OF course involves, In
compatible with the principles of hu
mainly. the long-established and incon
trovertible rights of neutrals, and the
sacred immunities of non.combatants
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1916-07-01
Minute Interviews

Belle hy another At III Reno luclls
is living with q we'll io.du oil man and
u, wife a. Tulsa
"pr.m, often hang, cu ilim,y
thread. Nr rumr, continued The
unrr uut N 900 th, kind of work M,
rrr. %, fgllyr, the at' Tor no..
stance. ii lou hadn't hapcpnsd IN meet
', and t I hadn't happened to tell
5000 about ,hs 'urf children. II y, more
l5u probable that the, would ha,s
Teen placed ~ 'Vnl, gool. hul en-.
ury'y different humr,
"NoW the whole course NJ their live,
will hc changed They will receive
good cduJalIuu,. will hc under the m.
iutu,c ui gunl proplc and good society
auG will grow up To he useful units ~
civilization
Who kupv,' Ma,hc some ~ those
children have the spark ui genius in
ifUr nm, braun, that some day will
wake the nation lha, spark. perhaps.
q. " hadn't been iur The Times, might
never have been ir,nci inlu flame"
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1916-07-01

y have heard before oi the povc
~ lhp Fourth Estate hu' until week
ego uc.cr realized ~. scope. r, M,
u,ndur, influence iof gnul OF bal Do
Charlie. 10 rmug, uusrulsui,w ''
H, Oklahoma lmIi.,ns llum, 500.
l,, va, ,rr,srv 'D REPORTER Tor
40, Time. lIr had .s'rr,r.r In o.
r.. pruirI about a uJ,l ago no lh,
r,f m vm.h ihr m,ur. u' lhclwl
f. ,,s,. uH Ruh, % Belle 20. anil
lllil'r SD mnmh. children COY 4 runr
working man a, naul,.ull, Wa told
Ihr nur ,rldrcu were held hy the
.,Urf 'm adoption
lu date wnfc ihau ,i,i, uluirr,
im s'l part, ui the state have hccu
...u.sl b, ihr ,u,ir,,. and IN less Than
Hr,f I,t, al'ct the publication ol 'hc
.nu ih, three Older thlifyn had been
ua.,i m ruui humrt
Ihrlwb wa, adopted lY q WEALTHY
1mi, m Dkahuua Civ Ruht V8t
taken O., iamib a. Edmond ui
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1916-07-01

See Your Finish
Luke McLuke Says
a strange bpmau with a hard luck
story can get ten dollars out ui a man
when his wlic's hard luck story isn't
good for more than dime
The fellow who is always hrlggIng
about what hc !, Gong tp dp think, hc
+, getting along better than the fellow
who Is awdy, Dragging about what be
,cd to do But they are both stand
ing still sa
You yan'rpRct something Tor nothing
Nou nay hot have 10 hand the cash
over at the time. bui you'll pay for it
IN some wa, and you'll pay more than
~ Is worth
II a fool man ever stood - sunny
corner wearing nothing but Mace cur
tam and Nomc rllomn powder he wnuIl
get a ride m the Hurry TIP Wagon
But It Is different with a girl
One reason vh, most men paw mo- At
tcnton tp the alleged High Cost of
Living 3, hcau,c the price pt ga,s
OF beer 3, Just what 1t always va,
One hali the world wonder, how the
other hall live. when hc i. down town
The ,rouhlc with the man ,ho br,g.
that he can drink or lc, I, Alone i,
tina, hc s,mc,,mc, lc,, # alone a
much thar he tr,c, 10 hrc,k , Church
to Get drink when the saloon. close
M At m,ln,gh,
You couldn't make wL believe If,
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