The central record. (Lancaster, Ky.) 18??-current, 1916-04-06
HIS BLOOD
PURIFIER
BY M. QUAD
Copyright. 1919 by the Mcclure
Newspaper syndicate.
By M. QUAD

energy. suddenly appeared In the wait
ing room OF the depot across the river,
and rs he approached man who was
waiting for the western train he pulled
bottle Of liquid from an old satchel
IN his hand and said:
MY friend. you are looking yaller
J about the eyes, which IL a sure sign
that your blood Is I'm n bad state. One
bottle OF my blood purifier will restore
, you to health and vigor.'
Don't want IL. sir" was the reply.
"All right. mister, all right. If n fell
le- wants TO keep ON looking yaller
J about the eyes when n pannycea Is nj
hand, that's his own business. Long
J about the middle Of April you'll be on
your back with spell Of bilious fever,
but you needn't lay 1t up agin me-"
The next person approached was a
severe looking woman about thirty.
1--we years old, who was probably an
old maid
Them yaller strcaks ut the corners
Of your mouth denote n torpid liver.
ma am" said the man as he gave the
bottle shake Something right here
TO improve your looks 80 per cent"
"Sir!" she demanded In ley tones.
only 80 cents bottle. ma'am. and
made right In my own house from
herbs and roots gathered by my own
hands. just opened the campaign. and
It's only 80 cents bottle"
go away, sir" she commanded.
Don't want any mt all. ehT''
"No, sir.'
"All right. madam. all right. Torpid
liver may be a good thing to have
about the house, but | don't think so.
Here's your pannycea. and IL you don't
want 1t can't compel you to buy It,"
The thiid passenger was a man with
a marked redness about the nose and
rough spots ON his face. lie was busy
with a newspaper when the old man
approached with
zone bottle viii cure that nose or
your money returned"
what. What's thatT' demanded
the man.
"And the second bottle will cure all
those rough spots"
Look a-here. you old reprobate!
What are you driving at anyhow
81 am selling blood purifier. made
of roots and herbs Its n little early
perhaps, but want TO get the start Of
the buckwheat scratchers. Are you q
drinking man or notr'
do you mean TO insult me TO my
face. sir? Why. I'll punch your head
or"
Wouldn't do no good. sir. Here's
the only genuine blood purifier In the
country. and last year sold 1000 bot
ties of IT, Invigorates the liver. tones
| up the blood. and II I can't cure up
that nose of yours I don't want q
cent"
"Ill purify you. you old assassin
said the man as he started 10 take on
his coat But just then a policeman
came up and told the old man he must
get out.
"And not sell n bottle of my blood
purifier in this crowd:" he loudly asked.
Come. out you go!' said the officer.
"And you don't want a bottle for
yourselfl You've got a jaundice look.
and this medicine VIII cure 1t In i've
big doses.
He was led out and told not to re-
enter the depot, But he stood at tho
door and said to the Policeman:
| IAN right. officer. all right III the
| people don't want my blood puriher
they needn't have It. It's the season
I
to purify. but never go agln the law.
and II there Is rampage OF bilious
| fever don't say | wasn't around with
my pannycea at regular price"
The officer made a move for him.
and the old man ambled of down the
| street to the corner. There stood
man beside the lamppost with deep
trouble in his locks and bearing. and
after moment he was addressed with:
III ever saw a man who needed II
you are the critter.
Are you talking TO me. sirF' was
queried In reply. but the man looked
straight across the street.
Right to you, my friend You arc
almost on your dying bed. but there IL
one hope. IL Is my blood purifier. IL
has cured when the doctor pronounced
the patient dead. Get a dose down you
at once"
Thanks, but ] cannot change the
program now.
I'll give you the FIRST dose without
charge"
But the old man saw n patrolman
plunging across the street to gather