The sun. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1833-1916, 1916-02-27
Funniest Bit Is Where Sig Tries to
Unhook Katie Brunnhilde's Tin
Waist With a Can Opener

when she suuk,, ,I tho slpW called
"Der Rim DIES Nib.Iunpcn" hu, despite
the sIip.up I'm titles her hear, was
right and she said "A uar.ruI. The
fac, that Annette. WAS uklug a ,ntipl,
of uuicj< drars al 3, hulIdurh,m ON,
I'm Billy Guards ottic. botNeeu acts at
the Tim. d,J no, lessen ia. vain, Of
her words: some Of IN, best total ,i,.
stineucs arguments ever delivered
have boon .,ok,n hv s,,,scJ pcu,lc.
men about To n, turned OH, into tn.
ouen air because the bar has to hc
cjose,5 ,,omo time Az ,;Ijy Sundnv's
fayorite religious time has a.. "if
yu,r Heart Beats Right" NOTHING
else matters.
UIowcy.r. IN rcsu,uo tho p,o, uf
"Sieyfried". The shaw oucns a. has
been said. In , German beer garden
xith H,yur;cb ujur brjpriur his
y.udcyiIIe anvil, ,uru q, familiar ia
SINAI, time audiences nm IN ,Intc lac
in,imatiny that II, * WORKING an mn
ni,ions far tho G.rman army.
"Iw.uvyol,c PLACE" cries U,jp.
,,,.L ,,ud ip.idop,nuv Al r,iss ~
, Heinrich limited j., win bis ,r,.uiur
, lines las, Thursday Will. Arr Co,I,uz-
| kSA SllAcI Corner lstnl Mas Afll
hurryiny mn with tho las, noiscs or
! the oyertur,,. "Much' ohro Iwock,
pas he.,o s,hvcrt. d,s il i.h ,l,urh-
tor and app,ause, ~rcs.hwcissi IN der
~. ,.nic, ..ro on. 90 an, ui,y,r
t...v.,.r b;o,,c n. ,os,. ,,r,I,rv.d
,,,,.us., ,doch dom ,,.b'e .-oscb-
m,ede, dor Srhmah ,,cho kn.bc"
p,vh, nor. A, MI. oyor s,,no,b,p,
~,,r,cva an tho American s,,yo /,
Isn,t pecessarv IN call American tho
,,ro,n.rs, attention :, tho f,., I'M,
tho MN. or tho Enaho and o,hr,
ni,,os uscd IN piycn nroduc,ious ami
-c,nc.r,. 90, , uop,,or ~, ia, rro-
,r,nno. ban, h,,o u,, fla, fir, limo
,ha, ,ho L,-,.h, ,,.r ,,, , ,,.,,i,,
rrn,n ,bo ,,.yc no ~, motor N tho
.,,nr.. ~ :, ,.r,,rr.,,o Vc ham.
men to know. tina, Al WAS slipncd
,ue,.v l,,,hs he Mr.. Ep.ho htus.,,
,or h,,,crr,, an, tho ,.uc -, ,b.
,,ano c.,Iv in tho sh,v. M, +, ,ho
m.n,renent vi,, stand f,, hat, s,r,
NJ advcr,i.ipy and Al can ,hcrchy ada
. ,v,n,r ,o his ,cu,,l,. s,,,,cnd of
r,,v lc,,uco lc,xcs vcok ou, u,
ubich ircldon,,l,v Ito has - uurn,v Inns
,vn din,cr ,,,, IN ,bo .o.urd No.. .,t
hot. Shoes mud stu,Lirrs vb. 10.
there 20 small "a ,o ti.ruc Al rciss
r,r nirkiur nm . lit,Ic hi, of ,.sv
,oos. change,
Ai,s oneninr rnes ,ns, ouo,o1 ,ro
,r.ns,.,ed an Charles J,onrv Nc,,,cr.s
occc,.l English uhre,.o NJ tho chou,
"a. folI,ws.
"Once was a village black smith
Then tl,c bike and Ford car came,
Nothing doing In the hlacksmitninr
line. go side,rarkcd tho blacksmith
game. ! opened a hirycl" h%nsiu'~-
and p~r"spcr"d 10y selling the bike.
Then tin" F1ivvcr came In. :" I
stocked m with TN ard business
, picked NJ over night. My aut" work
|. quickly Expanded untI "hF sect ia"
world all aha'n". 80 started IA maxim;
muniu"hS' ana G7eh' "sh'h now u
me has
inc Darn th'nc DOESN'T scan ~ wei
az IL ihiSHf ana s'"'' "' VI" RI! me-
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