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TaÌˆgliches Cincinnatier volksblatt. [volume] (Cincinnati [Ohio]) 1885-1919, 1916-09-01

.Deine wsutter mub gut gu idils
bern ueriteben.4
sd bate es nidf gepaht. slDcs
fie mub bod. sSh fiible mid gall5
beimii6 bier = nein, 6eimiih nldt,
nur - nur ais Of i9 i0cn NAL
bier sefpeien."
Sic pIappertc gang friih nnb nalD
brauflos. nnb in ben Iugen oes
Mannes leu6tete es auf ipie lnilcfe
8efriebisuns unb Stols. Gr erliils
tiete iie 5u fpeiterer llnterbditung iiter
has Sbema unb eraGbIte ibr Gin5sls
beiten, bic er bon Graa Wbieb lpef
bas auitraliIde 2eben uno 2relDell
sebDrt.
llnb Iansiam, porT4tia lieb er
ipieber ieinen Dillen in ibre Seels
brinssn unb lie unbepubt sefan9ens
nebmen. 9lls fie beibe auf ber StrdBe
iparen, nobm er i6iisenO inb lelteno
ibre 9anb.
@r fiiblte, baB iie ii1 lpisbsr gang
in ieiner Wtadt befanb.
@r Sos lie iOrgfaltiS oura oas Ses
ipiibl Der Sauptitrabe. 2lber trososin
fiibrte er iie nidt, iuroern umgetebrt.
Sas lsbbaft tinblide 5ntereils, tas
iie efen nod i'm SoteI5immer ss5el9t,
umo bas iie binausseOrdn8t bate, I'm
gu ierR unb gu itaunen, mar perflo@
gen.
Dobl ihaute lie nod nm iih, be-
tra8tste bic groben Gebduoe uno ole
tpsnissn Dentmdler, bic Pahantsn, bic
Waosn, bic 9abnen = aber Der Jlpz
pulls mar berIdpunben.
sSbre 2ebensluit mar ihul gsiporOsll.
llnD no6 unb na6 bemddtigte ltp
ibrer cine eeiitige WiiiDigteit, Die It4
aud auf ibre geipeeun9en iibertrug.
Die 9esenpart begonn gu perf
i1fpimmeu.
Sbr 9esleitsr bemertte ipobl DE
9srdnberunsen, bic in BEN Bsien pss
Wadb6ens DOR ii9 ginsen. Mber er
fubr fort, Su pIuubern IN elmer et!pds
monotpnen Stimme, uuo permieo es,
auf bds 2eben unb SreIben I'm ile Der
aufmertIam 5u MAIDEN.
llnb gang f4pa6 5uerit, tailln
fiiblbar, bod bann INNER trdftt9sr,
iiderer, sps iis i'm aus oem 9etDii9I
Der Sauptitruben in itiIers yiebsn'
ipese binein.
Sbslei6 sr unbetannt in Shbne1
mar, ertannte sr balb, tub iie eine be-
itimmte Ri9tuns innt4ie!t, na9gloros
often unsefdbr.
limb er iibsrIieb iid Oo!Iitdnbis ib>
rer Siihruns.
Die Sduier unb 2Gosn tpuroen alls
mGbli9 fleiner, unarie5nIiher. sic
befanben ii9 offenbar in einsm Bier
tel, Sas BON drmeren gsuten, Irbeis
tern unb berslei9en tetpObnt mar.
Wlitten auf BEN pilliter Der ensen,
fpenig tpoblrie6enbeH @dnen lonnfen
fid rGubige aSter unb balbnadte
9inber. @or ben !9austiiren itanoen
na9lGffis eetlsibets. unrtinlids 5rars
en- unb tlatfdtsn pber feiIi6ten nit
farbisen Sauiisreru unb 2umpsEs
bdnbIern. 9lus hen &neipen brdng
lautes @sgroIe, uub bier uto bu 5its
aadte elm 9etrunteusr ieinen 5ipeifsIs
baften &urs bsinl 5utpeilen aud pon
ieiner erbot fdimpfeuben gbssattin
husiiert.
(sSortiehurd fplat.)
TaÌˆgliches Cincinnatier volksblatt. [volume] (Cincinnati [Ohio]) 1885-1919, 1916-09-01
@runoeiseutGums.Sp .SppOtbefen.
einaetraaen.

eingetrdgen.
Spbn 5. MaIib an Sbbs Part 9.
ii. 6. u. Co., $4,000.
gettp Barr an bo., $500.
eleanor Wl. airbp an Soutbiips
6. ii. 3. Co., $4,000.
0eorqe q. Srtb an Gin. @ortinss
msns Stub 3. IL. g. Co.. $4,000.
DO. an @ilinm grOipn. $400.
StonIep 9rsipfter an guiiueb Rens
8. q. II. 9. Co.. $250O.
DO. an gofinser unb Soplins,
$31S3.55.
Spbn 9. glots on SumusI .. Goo
per, $400.
Sarrp 8. asbman an Marp @
Gronin, $4,000.
SrsDsrid Rsib on z. Marb 6. II.
g. Co., $4,000.
Rba 2einineer an bo., $500.
DO. on bp., $4,000.
9sa[ q. Musuire an aatie 5. Sis
mpntou, $3.50.
Gbtpurb 6. SSebrins an Slenipat
6. II. .. Co., $4,000.
Sobn $. aalImensr an bo., $1,000.
Sucpb Mobr an Retp @eterun g.
u. Co., $4,000.
GetiIgte Sbpotbeten.
sSobn 5. Dalib on Rorth S9bs
part 9. u. 6. Co., $4,000.
MiLIiam Barr an bo., $1,000.
Romou g5dita an Guarantee De-
poiit Co., $170o.
Jrebtrid Reib an Z. Narb 9. II.
.. Co., $500.
Glbert 9. Gerris an Glenn 9. II.
g. a., $1400.
3. $. S6oenenbergsr an WarB
8OebIe. $3.50.
g. u. 3. qidrsI an aiberal 6. u.
9. 60, $3.50.
6. Rapmonb an German 9. II. g.
g. u. @o., $500.
Wl. unb s. 9span an Big Sour
8. II. G. Co., Sl5o.
g. Splpeitsr an 6. g. Sumbls.
5000.
gllbingsr unb WaObr an 6. 3.
Craig. S400.
sSames R. Glnrf an Soutern Sbio
9. II. 3. Co., $1,000.
@m. r. See an Germun %. II. 8.
Co., $500.
9. ii. 6. Rapmonb an qlrtbur
Moore, $3.50.
s5iauc Wlob an glsDslanb 3. u.
Co., $4,000,
Sarrn 9. Morfe an 5ome Saps
inas gnnt Co., $500.
G. 8. ooDsl an 9lnnis 6. llria,
$500.
Sebtfd Carpenter an Mnlnut !sils
9. II. 6. Co.. $2350.
Clara 8. Wnmbssdns On Wpers
y. Cooper. 1920.
Sam. @artman on gfOismont 3.
IL. 9. Co., S25e0.
TaÌˆgliches Cincinnatier volksblatt. [volume] (Cincinnati [Ohio]) 1885-1919, 1916-09-01
GrpanSirenSe esniantcris- -Ge'
idoiie.

Qlus 2fnlab Der Dor tur5em erfolgs
ten @rplpIion groBsr Wunitionsmal'
fen in Serien Gitp ipurbs pon Der bo.'
iigsn YoliSei cine gsnuue llntsriuds
ung Der einldufenben SsHbunssn pors
eenomnien unp babel cine Auantitdt
bon Snfontsrissei9oifen srtOedt, re
bur6 glbfaneiben Der Spiben in To-
ssnannte erpdnbirenbe geThoHe
(au6 Dnmbum @eT9oiTe 5csnnrr')
perpan6slt !paren, aIfo In Ertegsmits
tel, bic bur4 bas gDIssrrs4t psr0Otsu
iinb.
TaÌˆgliches Cincinnatier volksblatt. [volume] (Cincinnati [Ohio]) 1885-1919, 1916-09-01
Sollanos Siiderei pOu Gnslaxo
bebrpbt.


@eriorsuns Seuiidianbs ben griisa
Elm Dorm i'm 4use = Suubsr.
bolIanOif4e Giiheroampfer BON ben
gnsldnbsrn aufsebrc8i. = So.s
lambs Starbpuntt, bab bic glpda :
befrass niat in anpenOuns iommt.
Gnglanb, peldes nit pahienbem
lln6.bassn bic Qusfubr bOlldnoif9er
SSii4prooutts nu9 Geuii4lanb fab.
BAT nunmehr sie san5e Grdgs ouf bic
Spibe sstrisbsn, inbem es etfpa bum
bert bolldnbii4s Jii6erpampfsr psss
nabm unb nad pstsrbeab. 4berbsen.
2eripif unb airtpal bra9.s. Wabr.
iheinli9 psroen lie inter bem 9ors
tpanb, bab bic bon ihnen sefansener
Slide als acntrebanbe Su beira9ten
iinb, por Elm priisnseridt tomHen.
Sdpn Dor benz Rrisg mar Deuti6s
lamb Der srOB.e abnehmsr Der boadns
tiidsn iyiIGinsuitrie, unt infolss be-.
glpdnbs, lpelhe bic 2(liirisn iibsr
9eutihlanb' Dsrbdnst bareH, bat bi.s
IsE eanb faif idmmtliGs alsseiiifr~
ten 5if9prObnlte 5ollanbs anseiuuft.
Sn ben iebtsa Sdbr.n fiipris SollanS
stpa 10000 9onnen ;yiTgprobutt.
i'm Wertbe BON $8,00O,000 bis $12.s
100000 aus. Dd infolse bes Griegss
bic bsiti6e RerbIes syiIGsrei serinS
eersn llmfans annabm unb bic 6oIs
ldnbsr bort mebr Tifde finssn uno
aud bic prtiis fiir ibre g,rpbufte ans
Sossu, nisa bisii ausfuhr tn letter
TaÌˆgliches Cincinnatier volksblatt. [volume] (Cincinnati [Ohio]) 1885-1919, 1916-09-01

Da es fih bisrbei INN cine srob'
auantitdt bireit in ben Wertltdtter
bereeitelIter @si1oIIe banbelte, i
miiifen iie auf 9eitellung Der be-
treffenben Resieruna anssfertist iein
Elm gslpeis, ipie ii6 bic gaiirier
iiber ioie prinaipiellen bumanen gs'
itimmunsen Der ariesfiibruns bin
Degieben.
Cine GrtlGruna bierfiir Idbi ii6 IN
bem auberorbentlid sroben prosents
iab Der 0ertpunbeten finben, bic In Der
beutidsn 9lrmee sur Sront Surudse'
tebtt iinb. Dieter prosentiab bstrGgt
ra1 BEN amtlifen 8erihten iiber 30
pruasnt unb bic oftusllsn 9erIuite Del
1eutfden 9lrmeen fiub babur9 sanl
duberorSentIi6 psrminbert porben.
Cine @srpiinbung bur6 zines bic
ier erpanbisrsnben @sitoiIe bat abel
in jebem 0a!s ben COB obsr Di:
beusrnos aampfunfdhigtsit bes Ge,
iruffenen 5ur Jolss uno ties bat Der
mutbIib bic betreffenOs Resisruna
peranIabt, iib iiber bic Gebots oea
@Dlisrredts unb Der 9nmaniidi bin
lpeg5ufsben unb bieie elrt bon 9t'
iboHen bier 3u beitellen. bic aud obnt
jsbes gebsn.sn BON ben Gemiitsmens
ihen bic man unter unieren Wluni'
tionsfabritdn:sn finbet. bergei!eII.
Inb.
Sir bic @errObuns, bic Elm Idnse'
rsr aries nit iid 6rinst, III aud bic
@eripenbung bieier Wproiniirumetii.
ipieber elm trsfflider 8speis. G4on
i'm arisse 1870 ipurben segen gno.
bss 5elbsuses bsrartise Gei4ohs
ipiebsrboIt auf fransoiifder Seiie be.
nubt, 10 piel 5einnnt lit, aber nur BON
ben irresuIGren Sruppen. Oamals
eslansten erplobirsnoe Snfanteriss.'
i6oiie aur gtnipenouns, ba bic Gcs
fboFe nu- aus 8lei beiidnben uno
nod teinen Stdblmartel batt.n. Gin
birten i'm 9sIdoiie eingeiiigtes Climb
biit6en bradie es bsim eini9laseS
3ur Grptpiion unb peruriadte gSln'
ben, bic nur in ieltensn JalltH nidt
81 beileu tputen.
gei ben neiicn Gtnblmmifel Be'
ifciien glliist id:on Elm eini6nitt il
Die Gpise, I'M olnf oas Spribblel
nic olleridaperiteu gerpiubunger
ferbeiitfiibren. 9os Irinsip bel
STRENGTHENING beitanb bisber BARN
ben @egner fnnlpfunfdbig 5u maiden
aber rlidjt, i'm inter allen llnntan
ben 5u t6Geu ober 5ii oeritiurtmeln
Oas moSerne StabImartel 8eihot
lpor eennu Sas, mas in Den @abmer
piner iold1en EninlaIlen ariegsiiib'
ring pabte. Die i9rnalen niro glat'
ten @un6faiiale fanIeu elmer Sei
lling urrgenein 5iiitatten. Sies rrS
Die teiieren ianitdren gorfebrungeiI
iino cu1 Die llria6e, oab Die 3abI
ser all oie sSront 5ilriidfebrenoer
Berlrl,noefen elne 10 duBerooeIllttu
grobe lit.
@s i6eirt nun in eeipiiien areiier
ocr slIliirten Die @teiming pcr5u
herrid,en oab 6itrh bieie blmaner
GeidoiIe Der @eguer rid,t geniisen;
tanpilnfdbig senad,t miro. ,ulo III
INN mf Die Be{foiie 3uriidgefon.
men, Die ioitit niir bel Der Sago aii
gei66rlide milbe Gbiere angapenCei
luerSen Sci Der gcitinIit1t, NIT Del
eepiiie g6Ifer Der enterte, Die aIlC
fir Die !. Qualification" tdnlpict, ipe
,iea Die 9ipiieu, oieien arieg fiifrcn
bari man lid, ai1 nift ipunoern
pcnn lie BON 6ieiem perperflidyci
4nnpimitteI ipieSerlm @ebrciids
MAIDEN.
TaÌˆgliches Cincinnatier volksblatt. [volume] (Cincinnati [Ohio]) 1885-1919, 1916-09-01
0ie cute Treunbin.

graut (penis rei5snb): gDeibt bn,
baB mein 8rdutigam MID pergots
tert2"
5reunbin: nalIo quaii - religiDs
Ter Dabniinn."
gs tommt barcufan.
Reiienber: nSabe ib nod 3eif,
f9nea meineJraH gu tiiiien, 6eoor Der
3ug abfdbrt?" - &onbutteur: rDas
tommt gang barauf an, ipie Iungs
.Sis f9pn nerhsiratfst fnb!"
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1916-08-03
SON is FOUND
AFTER 81 YEARS

PRATT, Kans., Aug. 3.--Charles
NJ. Short, who has been mourned
as dead by his mother, Mrs NJ. A.
Annett OF 81. Joseph. Mo-. has been
found in this city and is alive and
well.
Short tells peculiar story OF a
roaming life. which he has at last
decided TO stop and go home to
his mother. About II years ago
Short left hi shome al Excelsior
Springs. Mo, and started out for
himself
He went 10 San Francisco. where
he went on the seas az a sailor. He
never wrote his mother. but a word
10 n cousin in Nebraska gave the In
formation that he was a sailor on a
certain boat. This vessel was re-
ported sunk and there was no report
OF Shorts name in the list OF sur
vivors.
His mother then mourned him for
dead until recently flash came over
the wire from the cousin in Nebras-
ka that Short had been found.
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1916-08-03
In Love. in Fight in River
Cofhan1ife Has a Rather Busy
Time With Police and Others

NEW YORK. Aug. 3.-when John
O'Connor, OF No. 22s Ditson-pl., Al.
bany, starts TO do anything he usu.
ally sccomplishes Il or knows why,
a. he says himself For full "a
hours--a very. very full "a hours
he sought TO induce his wife, who
has not been living with him, TO
leave this city and go back TO AL.
bany. She didn't go and John. tent
ing AT the West l25th-st police sta
ton. certainly knows why.
For one man TO annoy city OF
Ave million persons, is almost i'm
possible. but the police Of the city
viii testify willingly that John did
every little thing possible TO upset
the town. He was arrested twice in
the - hours. was in love. In fight,
and In the Hudson. He allows that
he hates New York and TO say that
New York Is Wild about John would
BE- putting Il on a bit thick.
II was very late at night when
John, bearing a suitcase, blew into
the apartment occupied by his wife
In West l25th-st He had come 10
make up their troubles. he announc-
cd. and wanted her to come az once
20 Coney Island with him-tar from
the madding throng Mrs. OCon-
ner went after much pleading. and
when they returned early the next
morning the sound OF their conten-
tions on various matters attracted
three policemen from the West
l2bth.st station. Both were arrest
ed and released with a warning yes
terday morning by Magistrate Groehl
In the Washington Heights court
They explained that there had been
a reconciliation and that they were
on their way TO Albany.
Later John. after perfectly wild
day OF argument with conductors
postmen. street cleaners and hack
drivers. arrived at the l32d-st pier
TO get the boat for Albany. Mrs.
O'Connor had changed her mind
about going back John fell over
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1916-08-03
WIFE COULDN'T
DRESS ON $50
WEEKLY, HE SAYS

SAN FRANCISCO, Aug. s.-Finy
dollars q week was not enough to
satisfy Mrs. George G. Clarke's am.
bition to dress in the height OF
fashion. according TO the testimony
given by her husband. an expert &C
countant, before Judge Flood. Clark
declared his wife often told him she
could not get along with the allow.
ance and she left him to 90 to New
York. He said he had not heard
from her for three years. Judge
Flood granted him an interiocutory
decree.
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1916-08-03

board. and when hshed out by the
slack OF his mutt jumped in again
to get his suitcase. Upon being fish
ed out again with his baggage he
insisted upon carrying IL himself.
and allowed that II the police lost IL
the city would pay for all that II
contained.
When Mr.. O'Connor was snoring
Justify at the station house the suit.
case was opened to put the contents
in the desk safe. n contained n
collar, one banana and slate pen
ell
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1916-08-03
MAKE WAR ON
AUTO SPOONERS

ST. LOUIS. Mo. Aug. 3.-sheriff
George A. Bode, OF st. Louis county
has announced that hereafter there
is to be no love.making on county
roads at night. The most recent
ban on love-making Is a result OF
numerous complaints which have
reached Bodies ears from motorists
who said they had narrow escapes
from collidlng with lovers sutomo-
biles which are stopped in secluded
spots along the public highways
with all lights out.
Prosecuting Attorney Ralph mas
placed a ban on the "one-arm priv
or. and persons who are inclined 70
make love while driving are subject
to arrest on charges OF careless
driving.
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1916-08-03

Tomorrow: The breast stroke
and how TO make IT. The way TO
practice at home on a chair, box or
table. Be sure to clip out and save
each lesson as printed.
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1916-08-03
First Kellermann Lesson
For Swimmers Tomorrow
The With the Most Perfect Figure In the World
Tells Why Children Should Follow Her Lessons.

AS stated In my article yester-
day, swimming is an art and should
be respected as such. I can say with
perfect safety that only about 30
per cent OF the American swimmers
| have seen have what Is termed a
perfect stroke. That Is why I am
certain that my course OF dry-land
swimming articles will accomplish
such wonders.
do not wish TO appear ridiculous
and say that after taking these dry.
land lessons you Will swim the mo-
ment you touch the water, but ! do
say that mastery OF what | will
teach you through this newspaper
In Just a few brief lessons will mean
thateyithin an hour after you enter
the water you will be able 10 swim
properly and with a good stroke.
Most OF the swimmers I have seen,
while they are able to swim and
swim for quite distance, have a
bad stroke. II is either ungainly or
not finished and still they wonder
why they are not champion swim.
mers.
Furthermore, IL anyone should tell
these swimmers that their stroke is
bad, the chances are they would nor
believe you and would say: We'll,
what Is the right way?"
Perfection in swimming is Just
as important as in dancing 1t Is
my purpose and intention to train
my pupils through The Times so
thoroughly in the art OF making a
perfect stroke that when the time
comes for them to enter the water
they will have nothing to think OF
except how to float.
earnestly request fathers and
mothers 10 influence their children
to follow my course in The Times.
for 1t will benefit them IN a thousand
ways.
Do not let the child enter the wa
ter and splash about, making two
or three strokes and then cry out:
Look mamma" and above all
things do aot praise children at this
stage. ask all mothers to keep
| their children out OF the water un.
I'll tl.ey know how TO swim prop
erly.
Three or four yards covered in
the water by child OF 10 or u
years is considered quite an achieve
ment IN this country. But IL should
not be considered so AT all.
In Australia, the land OF my birth.
there are little boys and girls around
the age OF ~ who are wonderful
swimmers and able TO swim great
distances.
That is just why have desired
TO start this national swimming
, class through The Times and a
group OF other influential papers. |
| figure that such class can be kept
up and that the interest II will ere.
ate will mean the establishment of
definite body from which will
spring hundreds OF excellent swim.
| mers.
A worlds champion swimmer, un-
discovered and unknown, will soon
be in the making. Everyone has an
equal chance. II may be you who
will reach that honored position
one that any king might be proud
of.
So. make up your mind 10 start
with tomorrow's lesson.
Tomorrow The breast stroke
and how 10 make II. The way 10
practice at home on a chair, box or
table. Be sure to clip out and save
each lesson as printed.
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1916-08-03
Ordered Never to Return to State.

PORTLAND. Ore, Aug. 3.--'Dr
Gustsve Phillip Won Braun Ehren-
strom. banished from Oregon by
Judge Davis, has left for Astoria,
where he was 10 take n rteamer for
San Francisco.
The judgment OF Judge Davis was
that The physician should I've arrest.
cd II he ever returned IN this state.
Or Ehrenstrom was arrested on q
charge OF threatening To kill his
wife and little child who had taken
refuge In the Louise Home 10 es-
cape him. N -
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1916-08-03
FAT MEN SHOULD
NOT WEAR LIGHT
SUITS, SHE SAYS

CINCINNATI, o., Aug. s.-From
bookkeeper in a clothes shop to the
sole ownership Of a tailoring estab-
lishment for men. Ia the step taken
by Miss Adele Helms, who bears the
distinction OF being the nrst WON
an tailor for men on record in
America. Miss Helms IL vice presi.
dent and manager OF her concern.
"A we'll dressed man." says Miss
Helms, "is a man who Ia so dressed
that after you have left him you
couldn't for the life OF you recall
what kind OF suit he was wearing.
Fat men should never wear broad
stripes. The stripes accentuate their
fairness. For the same reason they
should not wear light clothes
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1916-08-03

College presidents who are In IA.
vor OF military training have been
invited 10 meet in conference today
al the Plattsburgh training camp.
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1916-08-03

The Massachusetts minimum wage
commission will hold public hear
ing today on its proposal TO establish
a minimum wage schedule for WON
en- employed In women's clothing
factories In Massachusetts.
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1916-08-03
Article No. 3.
BY ANNETTE kELLERMANN.

Record-hoider and Star
Of the William Fox $1,000, 900
Film "A Daughter OF the
Gods"
The day book. [volume] (Chicago, Ill.) 1911-1917, 1916-11-08
TERRIBLE MISTAKE


"HaIloa, Brown" said Jones. II
saw your wife this morning, By Jove,
that new coat of hers must have cost
a pot of money. You're doing spe-
ciaIly well at PRESENT."
mo, not exactly" replied Brown,
moodily, Fact is, she got it by acct
dent"
'By accident" exclaimed Jones.
''How was that"
"Well, old fellow, it was this way:
I got home rather late the other
night, The hall was very dark, hut
I could just distinguish a figure
standing by the chair, I slipped up
to her, put my arm around her
waist and whispered, Mary, give
your little hoy a kiss"
"BUt-but," stammeFed Jones, 81
thought your wife's name was
Kate?"
ct is" murmuFed Brown; that's
how she get the coat"
The day book. [volume] (Chicago, Ill.) 1911-1917, 1916-11-08
NEWS TO HER

A travelling man one night found
himself obliged to remain in q small
town on account of a washout on the
railroad caused by the heavy rain,
which was still coming down in tor
rents. The travelling man turned to
the waitress with:
'This certainly looks like the
Flood"
'The what?"
''The Flood. You've read about the
Flood and the ark landing on Mount
AFaFat, surely"
Gee! Mister" she returned, 81
amt seen a paper for three days. -
HarpeF's.
The day book. [volume] (Chicago, Ill.) 1911-1917, 1916-11-08
-O-O-
PURE uNsELFIsHNEss

''Has your boy Josh decided what
he is going to do for a living?"
NO" replied Farmer CeFntasseL
"Josh is that Unselfsh he keeps
thipkin' about how I'm gettin' along
an never pays no attention at all to
his own prospects"
The Dickson County herald. (Dickson, Tenn.) 1907-1979, 1916-03-31
NEW JAIL BEING URGED.

II il talked that one OF our promi,
nent county officials will urge the
County Court next Monday TO make
an appropriation OF from SIS, 10000
to $4,000 co to build a new Jail at
Charlotte,
From what We can learn, there i,
no doubt thai from a sanitary stand
point Dickson County needs a new
Jail, but II appears to us that with
the scarcity OF money among our
farmers, and with the present high
rate OF taxes, that it would be an
evidence Of extravaganza and wan
ton disregard Of the wishes OF the
taxpayers of the county TO put a
SIC, oO0,O0 debt on our county at
this time tor rev jail.
The town of Dickson owns a
modern equipped brick. steel lined
The Dickson County herald. (Dickson, Tenn.) 1907-1979, 1916-03-31
GOOD NEWS
Many Dickson Readers Have
Heard Ii and Pfofited
Thereby.

Good news travels fast, and the
many bad back sufferers in Dick.
son are glad 10 learn where relief
may be found. Many q lame.
weak and aching back IL bad no
more, thanks TO Doan's Kidney
Pills, Our citizens are telling the
good news III their experience with
this tested remedy. Here is an
example worth reading:
Mrs J. e. Foster, Center avenue.
Dickson, says: | was troubled
by my kidneys. and my back was
weak and sore. found il hard to
do any lifting about my Homework
Doan's Kidney Pills, which | go, at
the Clemore Pharmacy. did me a
lot Of good and relieved the trouble. :
Price Soc. at ali dealers. Don /
simply ask for kidney remedy
get Doan's Kidney PilIs-the same
that Mrs, Foster had. Foster.
Milburn Co.. Props, Buffalo. n. \,
The Dickson County herald. (Dickson, Tenn.) 1907-1979, 1916-03-31
Birthday Dinner

Mr.. and Mrs. A. r Work gave
birthday dinner Sunday in honor
OF Mr.. Works fortiesh birthday.
| Over a hundred relatives were
invited TO partake OF thsir hospital
ity, but owing TO the rain which
Tell in the morning, all were not
present. Between sixty.hve and
seventy wsre there, and my. such a
feast as did await those who were
lucky enough TO get there!
The table was set for fourteen.
and each succeeding table was
piled high with everything good 10
eat.
Mr.. Work has long been noted
for his iorethought, but on this
occasion he showed ii with more
shrewdness than We had though, he
bad; two OF Dickson's physicians,
Drs. I NJ, Harper and W. J. sugg
we're present, Npw We, don't know
whether that was from a friendship
standpoint or whether it was that
so many good things would require
their services. but we can say that
II DR.. Harper WASH I sick. good eats
will never have any effect. The
long liz; OF those present would be
too difficult to mention, bu, the
writer happened TO be one OF the
lucky number.
After the dinner was served and
the usual dish.washing and putting.
away gone through with, the ladies
OF the crowd decided the next best
thing to do was to put Mr.. Work
tArthur) under the bed. He being
in the opposite room. they took him
solely by surprise and proceeded TO
make coed their plin. OF course
he submitted with his same good
will, and everyone enjoyed the
proceeding immensely, That be.
ing over. he br4 usht out the birth.
day remembrances. and such dis.
play OF sooks, towels, shirts. ties
and other things too numerous 10
mention.
But every sweet has its bitter,
and when every body left groanine
under the weigh, OF good things TO
eat, such hospitality and such JOY
the thought naturally came to us
how we wish Mr. Work could be
forty just one more time, at least
Mrs. W. {. Holt.