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The Elk Mountain pilot., 1916-09-23
Look and Feel
Clear, Sweet and
Fresh Every Day
crlnk = glass Of real hot water
before breakfast to wash
out poisons.

Life is not merely to live. but to
live well. eat well. digest well. work
we'll. sleep well. look we'll. What a
glorious condition to attain. and yet
how very easy it is II one will only
adopt the morning inside bath.
Folks who are accustomed to feel
dull and heavy when they arise. split
ting headache. stuffy from a cold. foal
tongue. nasty breath. acid stomach.
can, instead, feel as fresh as a daisy
by opening the sluices OF the system
each morning and flushing out the
whole of the internal poisonous stag.
nant matter.
Everyone, whether ailing. sick or
we'll. should. each morning. before
breakfast, drink glass of real hot
water with a teaspoonful of limestone
phosphate in 1t to wash from the
stomach. liver. kidneys and bowels the
previous days indigestible waste. sour
bile and poisonous toxins; thus cleans
ing. sweetening and purifying the en-
tire alimentary tract before putting
more food into the stomach. The ac-
tion of hot water and limestone phos-
phate on an empty stomach is wonder
fully invigorating. 1t cleans out all the
sour lamentations. gases. waste and
acidity and gives one splendid ap-
petite for breakfast. While you are
enjoying your breakfast the water and
phosphate is quietly extracting large
volume of water from the blood and
getting ready for q thorough flushing
Of all the inside organs
The millions Of people who are both
cred with constipation. bilious spells.
stomach trouble, rheumatism; others
who have sallow skins, blood disor-
ders and sickly compilations are urged
to get q quarter pound of limestone
phosphate from any store that handles
drugs which will cost very little, but
is sufficient to make anyone pro-
nounced crank on the subject of In
ternal sanitation.-Adv.
The Elk Mountain pilot., 1916-09-23

LAS your responsible servant, 1
must tell you that the dangers are
constant"
II must go out and tell the peo-
Pile that new circumstances have
arisen which may make 1t neces-
sary that America defend itself.
whenever the ordinary rules of
commerce at sea and of interna-
tional relationship are apt to be
thrust aside or ignored there is
danger of the more critical kind of
controversy"
TT has been very difficult to
maintain peace"
People tell me / must MAINTAIN
peace and also the honor OF the
country. Perhaps / shall not be
able to do both. / see no immediate
danger, but you must be ready II
trouble comes
some men will not be convinced.
IL man is so in love with peace
that he cannot come out OF ms
trance, l envy him his dream But
| know we must prepare.
The Elk Mountain pilot., 1916-09-23
Retort Courteous.

He was an estimable young man.
whose life happily had not intimately
acquainted him with the etiquette OF
the barroom, but he had evidently
picked up some knowledge of this
from hearsay and reading.
Here" said his fellow worker. in
reaction against the toll of the holi-
day rush." "is to hell with Christ
mas!"
The young man bowed gravely, and
clicked his glass. Perhaps the din
OF the place bit confused him.
Same to you," he said in polite
voice.
The Elk Mountain pilot., 1916-09-23
ITCHING, BURNING SCALPS
Crusted With Dandruf Yield Readily
to Cuticura. Trial Free.

Cuticura Soap to cleanse the scalp of
dandruff crustings and scalings, and
Cuticura Ointment to soothe and heal
itchings and irritations. Nothing bet
ter, surer or more economical than
these super-creamy emollients for hair
and scalp troubles Of young or old.
Free sample each by mail with Book.
Address postcard. Cuticura, Dept. L,
Boston. Sold eyerywhere.-Adv.
The Elk Mountain pilot., 1916-09-23
RECIPE FOR GRAY HAIR.

To half pint of water add oI Bay Rum, .
mail box Of Barbo Compound, and Y OF. OF
elycerine. Apply TO the hair twioe . week
until II becomes the desired shade. Any drug
gist can put this up or you can mix Il At
homo At very little cost II Will gradually
iarken streaked, faded gray hair, and re-
moves dandrun. 1t is excellent for falling
hair and will make harsh hair soft aud glossy.
Il will not color tho scalp, Il not sticky o.
Greasy, and does not rub oh.-Adv.
The Elk Mountain pilot., 1916-09-23
For Future Reference.

Miss Ribbons Cthe typisD-What
are you marking that baseball sched-
ule with a blue pencil for, Adalbert?
Adalbert (the office boy)-Oh! I'm
jes' fixin' de dates when me granmud-
der's an grandfadder's funerals is
goin' ter take place
The Elk Mountain pilot., 1916-09-23

Its last stages, ]
tried Dodd's Kid.
ney Pills. After
using two boxes ]
was somewhat re
lieved and l stop
ped the treatment.
In the spring OF
the next year l
had another at
a
The Elk Mountain pilot., 1916-09-23
Important to Moth ers
The Advantage.

Hearing those high-priced opera
SINGERS on the phonosraph is almost
aa GOOD as hearing them on the
stage"
Better. You can shut them on
whenever you Ike ON the phono
graph"
The Elk Mountain pilot., 1916-09-23
Never Tasted Any.

Oficer-I want a man to go around
and buy some good horses. sergeant.
Arc you-er-anything Of a Judge Of
horse flesh?
Sergeant-I dunno, sir. I've never
tasted any.
The Elk Mountain pilot., 1916-09-23

DR.. Pierce's Pleasant Pellets are the
orisinal, little liver pills put up 40 yesrs
The Elk Mountain pilot., 1916-09-23
Not So Good.

Any good skating on the lake these
days?"
THE ice is good. If that's what you
mean. The skaters are a lot of dubs."
The Elk Mountain pilot., 1916-09-23
Her Mistake.

THE man / marry must have COM
mon sense" she said blushingly.
He won't" replied he bitterly.
The Elk Mountain pilot., 1916-09-23

And when a mans down he thinks
It II all up with him.
The Elk Mountain pilot., 1916-09-23
THE PROFESSORS STATEMENT.

Prof. Aug. F. W. Schmitz. Thomas
Okla, writes: II was troubled with
Backache for about twenty-five years.
When told had Bright's Disease in
The Elk Mountain pilot., 1916-09-23
corree< kna~er

Correct AnSWer.
why isn't a nautical mile the same
as All ordinary miller
Because 1t is tnot."
The Elk Mountain pilot., 1916-09-23

Many a man asks questions merely
for an excuse to answer them him
self.
The Elk Mountain pilot., 1916-09-23
That New Hat.

Mamie-How do you like my new
hat, Susie?
Susie-Lovely. Mamie; had ons
Just like .slast year.
The Elk Mountain pilot., 1916-09-23
Contrasts,

What's meaner than to peach7"
"Or lovelier than to be one!'-A.
bany Argus.
The Elk Mountain pilot., 1916-09-23
Only Way to Get It.

Slowitt-How do you find trade?
Swiftleigh-I don't find it at all.
advertise for It.
The Elk Mountain pilot., 1916-09-23

Dodd's Kidney Pills and they relieved
me again. fused three boxes. That
is now three years ago and my Back
ache has not returned in its severity.
and by using another two boxes a lit.
tie later on. the pain left altogether
and l have had no trouble since. You
may use my statement. recommend
Dodd's Kidney Pills when and wher-
ever can" Dodd's Kidney Pills. Soc.
per box at your dealer or Dodd's Medi.
cine Co., Buffalo. N. Y.-Adv.
Easy.
Mrs. Jones-What would you give
a dog to prevent its barking at night?
Mr.. Smith-Give 1t away.
The Elk Mountain pilot., 1916-09-23

It's one of fate's decrees that lovers
eall In love before they can tall out.
The Elk Mountain pilot., 1916-09-23

Some people know too much to ~
nove anything.
The Elk Mountain pilot., 1916-09-23

Weeks Break-Up-A-CoId Tablets
A guaranteed remedy for Colds and
La Grippe Price Csc Of your druggist
It's good. Take nothing else.-Adv.
The Elk Mountain pilot., 1916-09-23
Her WAY,

Can your wife keep a secret?"
Sure, she can keep a secret
in circulation"
The Elk Mountain pilot., 1916-09-23
An Awful FEELING

An AWFUL FecIIh0.
She-How would you feel II you
found l wasn't true to you?
Held feel for my cigarette case.
The Elk Mountain pilot., 1916-09-23
Not ornv Hair, but Tire

Not Gray Hairs but Tired Eyes
make US look older than We are. Keep
your Eyes young and you will look young.
After the Movies Murine Your Eyes: Don't
tell your age. Murine Eye Remedy Co..
The Elk Mountain pilot., 1916-09-23
WAR PERIL NEAR
DANGER CONSTANT AND AMER
IcA MUST BE READY DE-
cLARES PRES. WILSON.
New Circumstances Have Arisen, and
Executive Tells Cleveland and
Pittsburg Audiences v. S. Must
Prepare for Defense.
MENACE THREATENS, SAYS
WILSON,

western Newspaper Union News Service,
The Elk Mountain pilot., 1916-09-23
COLORADO
STATE NEWS
.estern New.paper union News seryiee.

Western Newspaper Union News Service.
DATES FOR COMING EVENTS.
Feb. 11-12-Annual convention Colo
rado Metal Mining Association. at
Denver.
Feb. Injecting Republican state
Central Committee in Denver.
Feb. 14-Meeting Colorado Progressive
State Central Committee at Denver.
Feb. 16-lS-Sports Carnival at Steam
boat Springs.
March pril Go do Retail
Merchants Associations Food ana
Industrial Exposition at Denver
April 13-Democratic State Convention
at Pueblo.
New Britain herald., 1916-12-23
Neuv York s Big Indoor Zee

New York, Dec. 21.-The indoor ice
 hockey season is on. From now until next March the enthusiasts of the fas-
 clnating winter pastime will have ample opportunity to enjoy their favorite sport. The lid was pried off recently when the sevens of Prince
 ton and St. Paul clashed in the open ing game of the season at the St. Nicholas rink here Although the St..
 Paul lads were trounced by the Tiger
 boys by a score of to 1 they put up a .plucky game fight. There were times when the St. Paul younths fairly played the Princeton seven to a standstin but the teamwork, so marked in other sevens from this school in New Hampshire, where the students get hocly almost as regular ly as their meals in the winter time, was entirely lacking from their game. The Princeton men did not flash an exceptionally powerful game, but it was strong enough to hold their lighter opponents in check when they became most threatening. There was no HObey Baker on the St. PauIS com blnat1on to arouse the enthusiasm ot the large crowd, in spite of fact that the New Hampshire contingent claimed another Baker in Captain Dick Conover. This lad, almost a blond counterpart of the famous Baker, showed in flashes the type of play that has esta bIshed Baker as one of the greatest amateur hockey players ever developed in the United States, but his speed was not sustained, and he tired when the attack became Warmest. It was a thin, Wiry and diminutive lad named Carson, right wing for St. Paul's, who was the real feature of the contest, although Schoen and Humphreys. of the Tiger outfit played a fine game, and be- tween them made five of the victors' goals. This lad was like a streak of red when he got going, and he was going nearly every second of the forty of actual play. Layout shows Princeton crack team and captain of the Tiger squad. The men shown in
New Britain herald., 1916-12-23
Another Package.

It occurs to us that in the annual distribution of Christmas, packages for good work done through the year one Reuben Marquard has been a trife overlooked.
 The Eminent Rube sagged badly in 1914 and 1915, but just at the point where the mob was counting Nine above his prostrate form he rose and came back with a smash
 Last season in general effectiveness Marquard ranked third just a breath back of Grover Alexander. In a test of some twenty-three games he al- lowed just 1.58 earned runs to the start, against 1.53 for G. c. A., mean ing Big Alex. Of his completed starts he won thirteen games and dropped six, leaving him an average of .684. There were only seven pitchers in the league who yielded less than two earned runs to the melee, and the Rube was well up in this list.
 Another factor not to be overlooked is that it was Marquard who halted the Phillies in that final game, after they had beaten Brooklyn seven
New Britain herald., 1916-12-23
NEW BRITAIN TRIMS BRISTOL
High School Basket Tossers Display Big Improvement in Their Playing Tracy Forces Locals Hard.

Displaying a complete reversal of
 form, the New Britain High school
 basketball five, won a fast game from
 Bristol High school yesterday after
 noon, the final score being 36 to 31
 The outlook was dark for the home
 team in the first half when Tracey
 succeeded in ringing up goal after
 goal, and also showed a deadly aim
 from the foul line. All told this
 young athlete scored seven field goals
 and five by the free shot route. For the locals Captain Hubbard, Bassett and Sechrest were the star performers. Kehoe who relieved Han non kept Tracy from filling the bas- ket, and his playing was a feature. Robb on the defensive showed up strong. The recent changes in the team by Coach Avery, seem to have worked out well with the boys there 1 being a decided improvement in the playing over that of the opening game with Middletown a week ago. The l score and summary is as follows: Bristol New Britain Right forward Allaire Hubbard Left forward
 | BeZamson .............. Sechrest Center
 i RaCme HaunOT, hCnOG l Right guard
 1 JaSlOWlIZ lCoD l Left guard
 1 Score: New Britain 36 Bristol 31; | field goals Sechrest 5, Hubbard 4, Bas-
 sett 4, Pobb 8, Tracy 7, Allaire 2, Ra- 1 cine 3, Mezamson; foal goals, Hib- bard 4, Tracy 5; referee, Sermon; | scorer, Barton; timer, Williams.
New Britain herald., 1916-12-23
PENN AND OREGON
 EVENLY MATCHED
Players on Both Teams Stand
 Out As Stars

The first day of the new year will ! ton football game to be played at Pasadena, Cal, in which the elevens | of the University of Oregon and the University of Pennsylvania will bs \ travelling mileage of close to tenud thousand miles and this will probabl establish a record for a single football game. Late in the season of 1915 Sy- racuse university team made a trip to the Pacific coast, winning from the Oregon Aggies 2S to 0 and Occiden-> tai college S5 to 0. Last New Years day (1916) Brown played Washington State at Pasadena and was defeated 14 to O..
 The game between Pennsylvania and Oregon is likely to be more even ly contested as the eastern and far western university elevens appear to be equally matched so far as can be judged from their respective records, weights and methods of offense and defense. Several of the players on each team stand out in their respec- tive sections as gr1dfron stars or high calibre. If the contest is fought out on a dry field it is likely that both Fullback Howard Berry, of Pennsyl- vania, and Shy Huntington, the Ore- gon quarterback, will shine in the open field running and field goal kicking.
 Both teams include other impress sive players and their records are above the average. Oregon has not | been defeated this year although held to no-score tie by Washington. Pennsylvania, defeated by Swarth- more and Pittsburgh and tied byA Dartmouth, came very strong at the close of the season and should be in excellent shape for the hard game that Oregon will uncover against the Quaker eleven. The records of the two teams for recently completed sea- | son is as follows:
New Britain herald., 1916-12-23

Quard, Rixey and Covaleskie. All five permitted less than a two run aver age to the start, so far as the earned increment goes, where the only right handlers represented were Alexander, Johnson and Cicotte.
 Two years ago it was rumored or reported that the Winning Southpaw was becoming rapidly extinct.
 Yet today we have five of them among the first eight and twelve of them among the first twenty, to extend the list.
 And neither of these lists includes Eddie Plank, Dutch Leonard, Harry Harper, Slim Salee, Jim Vaughn or Rube Benton.
New Britain herald., 1916-12-23
RIGHT AND ROGERS BETTING FAST PACE
Race for High Average in City League Grows More Intense

This weeks feature game at the Aetna alleys brought together the Tigers and the Warriors with the result that the East end boys chances For winning the championship do not
 loom up as strong as last week. The Warriors took the odd game in the Feries of three, bringing them in close proximity to second place, where the Tfgers are now located. The indi- pidual high average fight grows closer avery week, J. Wright and Rogers
 Furnishing the fans plenty of excite tnent in their dash toward the top =pf the pile. Last week four players fverc fighting for the honor but the 1acc which Rogers and Wright have Ret has caused Brennecke and Lar Eon to drop slightly behind Wright |lt present leads Rogers by one point with mark of 103.
 Myers of the Owls team in the Der
 in Construction company league, is putting up a brilliant game on the lanes, at present leading for high kingle and high total scores as well as having the high individual average. The Owls lead the league and have Rlso established records for the high Jingle and high three game scores.
 In the Red Mems league last even ng Pete Fusari's Braves went down to defeat at the hands of the Scouts Rnd the Sannaps with two men rep resenting the team won from a like amount of players on the Warriors team.
 One pin prevented the Tool Room Iluintet from winning three games from the Office team last evening, the pencil pushers capturing the final game by a single point. The Drill Room five defeated the Shipping Room team two games out of three. Tn the All-Stars contest Captain Rogers team was handed a trim ming in a one-string match, by a
 en- pin margin. The work of the winners was very consistent, but one Ibf the quintet falling below the cen tury mark. The standings, averages Hknd results last evening are as fol- lows:
New Britain herald., 1916-12-23
CARPET BOWLS RESULTS
All Teams Look Alike to Clan Doug las, O. s. O., the Latest Victim Be-
 ing w. l.. Morgan lodge, K. of P.

Continuing the wonderful playing displayed all season, the carpet bowls team of Clan Douglas, o. S. C., ad- ministered a crushing defeat to the w. l.. Morgan lodge, K. of P, team at the Fraternal league rinks last eve- ming, the final score being 49 to IS. In none of the three rinks did the Pythians have a look in against their clever opponents. Particularly good was the work of Skip Galbraith's team which took the game in the first rink by a fifteen point margin.
 The results on the rinks follows: Rink l. Clan Douglas, skip Galbraith, 21; Pythians, skip Lauferwate, 6; rink ?, Clan Douglas, skip Drum mond, IS; Pythians, skip Dolan, 6; rink 8, Clan Douglas, skip Grant, 1o Pythians, skip Clock, 6.
 The standing of the teams is as
New Britain herald., 1916-12-23
A Great Little Game Is the Phrase.

Great little game is the proper phrase. You may recall about this time a year ago what a hurricane of a year 1916 was going to be for Ray Caldwell.
 Ray had been a great pitcher and a big winner when the Tanks were a joke. Now with Baker, Magee and other stars added you couldn't get a cigarette against an automobile that Ray wouldn't burn up the pasture.
 At last he had people around him
New Britain herald., 1916-12-23

(Who desires to know what type ot book we might like for Christmas) This is a book that I want from you Where red Romance comes slash
 ing by; Of a pirate ship with a .cut-throat Led on by the Mate with an Evil
 Eye; Or, an old-fashined girl from the
 long ago
 Who isn't "chicken' not yet
 "queen,"' But the sort of a girl we used to Or have you forgotten the sort I mean? I want Her a thousand leagues away From a cabaret or a Broadway show, Put back again in the fields of May, The sort of girl we used to know An old-fashioned sort that awe can't forget
 When a lost dream moves through the night of fears, Of apple blossoms-and mignonette- Blown once more from the rose-
 sweet years. I want a book for a winter night When the long, gray evenings gather down, Where I can read of a slashing fight Or dream again of a country town, Where the old time naples sway and
 croon
 Lost lulla abies from the long ago; Where I can dream of a vanished
 moon
 And the sort of a girl we used to
 know.
New Britain herald., 1916-12-23

How one can chop down Christmas suggests an editorial paragraph. Not at all if you follow the old motto, Do your Christmas chopping early"
New Britain herald., 1916-12-23

to drive in runs and give him chance What was the. average be- fore Ray finally abdicated in St. Louis? Out of eighteen starts he won six games and lost twelve, ranking thirty-eighth in effectiveness, with a yield of three earned runs to each contest. |.
 Yet there are those who wager regular kale upon the expected pro- cesses of the elastic dope.
 "Would Carpenter ever leave France in the first place?' asks one contemporary.
 Which would you rather face-fve Willards or one machine gun?
New Britain herald., 1916-12-23
Frank Moran Has Found

That glory's path leads down-not up Once you have lifted high the cup. That he who fights and hangs around will get it on the old rebound.
New Britain herald., 1916-12-23

Curbing the general effectiveness of pitchers is pretty sure to make a big hit with the Red Sox owners, who are not banking a bit upon Babe Ruth, Dutch Leonard and Ernie Shore. Not a bit
New Britain herald., 1916-12-23

This move will be as popular in Boston as a move would be in Detroit to curb or suppress hard hitting out fe1ders.
New Britain herald., 1916-12-23
The SOuthpaW'S Return.

Mention of Colonel Marquard's his toric return calls to mind the onrush of left-handed talent in the year now ready for times annual Brody
 Of the eight most effective pitchers in the two leagues-four from the National and four from the American, no less than five were left-handers. The list embraces Schupp, Ruth, Mar
New Britain herald., 1916-12-23

 $)& LI6HT d:!<5! T!

straight. If the Rube hadn't inter- Vened here and intcrposcd his will lowy left wing between the Dodgers and defeat, Brooklyn's collapse would have been sure and complete.
New Britain herald., 1916-12-23

High single. Lantone, Thompson, i41
 High three string ,Lantone, 357.
 High team single. Wanderers. 553. High team three, Wanderers, 1852. TnIix-iHvIoJ
New Britain herald., 1916-12-23
Individual Average!

RED MEMS LEAGUE.
New Britain herald., 1916-12-23

 
174 190 1S7- 551

J. Wright ..... 97 101 103- 301
New Britain herald., 1916-12-23
To a Friend.

(Who desires to know what type ot
 book we might like for Christmas.)
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1916-07-27
YANKS STILL ON TOP
BUT ONLY HALF GAME
One By. One the Team Has
Gone to the Repair Shop,
Lee Magee Yesterday

Now York, July 27.-The Yanks are
clipping. The jinx which has persistent.
iy trailed Donovan's men since they
climbed to the peak Of the American
league was pressing closer today.
The latest blow, the loss of Lee Ma.
gee. stripped the Ysnks of their last
regular outfielder and yesterday Ray
Caldwell, pitcher, held down center
field. And the misfits only got one
hit off Cicotte of the White Sox.
The minor league teams to which
Donovan farmed his star recruits, Mil.
ler Aragon and Shocker, was refuse TO
come to The New York managers aid by
releasing them. Miller would plug that
hole in the outfield without leaving a
crack, while Shocker with five put outs
and no hit no run game just tucked
away in the International league circuit
seems to be in shape to assist the Grip
Piled Yank pitching corps.
With q margin of haH game, the
Yanks still cling to the top today Mean
while the western clubs are playing hob
with their eastern visitors. Just one