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The Parker post., 1916-01-29
Bird Of Evil Omen.

To this day the lapwing is bird of
evil omen among the people of the
South of Scotland. This dislike dates
from the reign of Charles II, when,
during the persecution of the Gov.
enanters, such as sought hiding place
on the moors were commonly discov-
cred to their pursuers by the screams
OF the lapwings which hovered over
them.
The Parker post., 1916-01-29

COnlcS. L was GET
ing worse every day.
1 had chills, my head
would ache, / was
always tired. I could
not walk straight
because of the pain
in myback and / had
pains in my stom-
ach. I went to a
doctor and he said I
must go under an
operation, but ]. did
not go. I read in
the paper abou t
The Parker post., 1916-01-29
Assisting a Selection.

Hurry up, now," he growled, "and
order what you want"
"But can't tell what I want" she
complained. "This menu is so con-
fusing. 1t offers oysters in all styles,
but can't tell what style want from
the menu"
'Well, maybe the waiter can show
you some fashion plates"
The Parker post., 1916-01-29
Civic Rivalry.

How is the rivalry between Punk
vile and Plinktown as to population ?"
LAS keen as ever. One Of our girls
married Plinktown man and moved
there, thus reducing Plunkville's popu-
lation. But we Immediately desig-
mated four Plunkville boys to court
Plinktown girls"
The Parker post., 1916-01-29
Wherein They Differ.

Little Lemuel-Paw, what's the diff.
ference between a farmer and an ag-
riculturist?
Paw-A farmer, son, makes his
money on a farm and spends it in
the city; an agriculturist makes his
money in the city and spends it %
q farm.
The Parker post., 1916-01-29
Have Healthy. Strong, Beautiful Eyes

Have Healthy, Strong, Beautiful Eyes
Oculists and Physicians used Murine Eye
Remedy many years before it was offered as
Domestic Eye Medicine. Murine is Still Com.
pounded by Our Physicians and guaranteed
by them as Reliable Relief for Eyes that Need
Care. Try it in your Eyes and in Babys Eyes
No Smarting Eye Comfort. Buy Murine
Of your Druggist-accept no Substitute, and If
interested write for Book of the Eve Free
The Parker post., 1916-01-29
No Kick Coming,

First Traveler--How do you find
business in your line!
Second Traveier-Oh, / have no
cause for complaint. I'm doing rat
tllng business.
First Traveller WHAT'S your line?
SECOND fraVeIeT--I n one Of the end
men in minstrel show.
The Parker post., 1916-01-29
No Time for Courtesy,

''I noticed said the husband, 'you
didn't say thank you to the man who
gave you his seat in the car this eve
ming"
'No," replied the wife; "you see,
once stopped to say thank you, and by
another woman had the seat"
The Parker post., 1916-01-29

LHdC UII6 has 20 U6 very
careful. T b e e is one
method, however, that
you need not hesitate to
use, even on a baby's
tender skin-that is, the
resinol treatment. Res
mol is the prescrip-
tion of a Baltimore ~o
doctor, put up in
the form of resinol ~
The Parker post., 1916-01-29

DON'T SCRATCH. OXALINE quickly
relieves all skin irritations, Eczema
ulcers, Poison Ivy etc. Price $1OO
Mo.-Advt.
The Parker post., 1916-01-29
What to Do For
Itching Skins

Eczema, ringworm and other itching,
burning skin eruptions are so easily
made worse by improper treatment
The Parker post., 1916-01-29
WOMAN AVOIDS
OPERATION
Medicine Which Made Sur
geon's Work Unnecessary.

Astoria, N. Y. - 'For two years
was feeling i'll and took all kinds of
The Parker post., 1916-01-29
How II Was Done,

For years." said the actor man, 81
have tried in vain to elevate the
stage"
That's an easy matter" replied the
young architect.
And the very next day he proceeded
to draw plans for the original roof
garden.
The Parker post., 1916-01-29
He Struck Out.

Jagreen-I saw you talking to Bor
rows on the street this morning.
BilbrOwn-Yes
The Parker post., 1916-01-29

Bilbrown-Not exactly. He struck
at me, but never touched me.
The Parker post., 1916-01-29
loan

Jagreen-Did he strike you for
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1916-03-04
LOOK FOR THE worn |
| 10Y
II SPELLS GOOD SHOW
TONIGHT

The Show with that Variety that
rleases.
Tonight, Vaudeville.
THE WESLEY DUO.
in THE Girl From Huckerdam," clean
and refined comedy singing ac.. Last
chance to hear them.
5-PHOTOPLAYs Il.
SELIC TRIBUNE WEEKLY NEWS
Miss Pauline Warren. frisco society
girl, dances for selig Weekly news.
Big Fannie, snow plow, showing how
they clear the railroads Of snow slides.
Preparedness by U. S. troops. San
Antonio, Tex. Soldier boys homeward
bound and 10 other interesting sub.
jects. Best weekly in the world;
shown every Saturday
"REDDY'S NARROW ESCAPE"
A calssy vitagraph comedy, singing
feature William Daugman freddie the
farret.)
THE POWER OF PU 8LlCITY."
= reels-2
A powerful S. A. drama with John
Lozen and Marie Bussey.
"ARTFUL ARTISTS"
Another Vim comedy drama
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1916-03-04
Sugg7heatrt
FEATURE House
T o N IGHT
THE DIscIPtE.v


Ffyereel Triangle Kay-Bee drama
Triangle plays furnish satisfaction
They are based on superior quality
Don't miss these pictures, every Satuf-
day and Tuesday.
"HER PAINTED HERO"
ke-rtone Triangle comedy, with Hall
Hamilton and Pauline Moran.
SUNDAY. SUNDAY.
"A YELLOW STREAK
The Celebrated dramatic stars, Lionel
barrymore and Irene Howley. "A Me
tro wonderful play Five wonderful
acts. Eloquent with romance. thrills
and supreme human interest. Written
and directed by William Nigh.
Music that detracts from the picture
and does not harmonic with il wrecks
The picture The proper music adds
wonderfully to the realism of the pie
ture Hear our Wurlitzer, the most
fcrceful and appealing Of all music.
we give four shows a day, feature
every day and the best that money
can buy. Come, bring your friends.
Prices to all
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1916-03-04
s 10
Natural viaduet.

In Argentina there is natural
bridge that is one of the most wonder
full in the world. 1t spans the Rio
Mendoza and is known as the Inca
bridge. But it is the work of nature,
and not, as was popularity supposed.
of the Incas. The road on which it
occurs was probably colonial high
way made by the Peruvian Incas, who
took advantage of the phenomenon by
leading their road over this natural
yiaduct.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1916-03-04
FoR YouR cHILo,s GROUP.

II your child has a cold, nose runs o.
coughs much get small bottle OF DR..
Bells Tar Honey. It's pleasant
Pine-Tar-Honey syrup, just what chill
dren like and just the medicine to
soothe the cough and check the cold
After taking, children stop fretting.
sleep good and are soon entirely well.
Insist on DR.. Bells Pine-Tar-Honey. 25c
at your druggist.-Adv.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1916-03-04
SUNDAY. SUNDAY.
VAUDEVILLE

Complete change LUCY LUCIEE
and CHAS. ELLSWORTH, refining
comedy oddity.
LORD JOHNS JOURNAL"
THE EYE OF HOURS"
William GarN ood and Stella Razeto
This story in the March issue of the
Ladies' World
"PATHE NUMBER"
Two comedies, always a good show
every day in the week. Seats, every.
thing to make you comfortable.
PRICES
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1916-03-04
EMPRESS
The Quality Play House
FIRST RUN UNIVERSAL PICTURES
II o N | G II t
VAUDEVILLE.


THREE MUSICAL FREIDLANDERS
The moguls of eccentric instrumental
comedy. An unique novelty in musical
comedy.
NEW ADVENTURES OF J. RUFUS
WALLINGFORD."
Comedy is all action. Max Figman
makes a thoroughly delightful Black
ie Daw.T and Burr Mcintosh displays
the sauve. smooth unctiousness of G.
Randolph Chesters mythical charao
ters in a manner so convincing that
one almost imagines that he has just
stepped from the pages of the book.
Start this now. Each complete in it.
self Start today.
DADS DOLLARS AND DIRTY
DOINGS."
L-Ko comedy, features Alice Howell,
Dick Smith and Philip Dunham in this
bowling farce relating young girls
adventures in the big city.
ANIMATED WEEKLY"
Universal stars in spring styles.
Bob Shedding Sport, Great Ceremon-
les, Welcome Shriners From All Over
the County. Cartoons by Hy Mayer. the
world famous caricaturist.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1916-03-04
Cabbage and stronn Drink.

Cabbage is believed to be a cure
for drunkenness. The Egyptians ate
boiled cabbage before their other food
If they intended to dispose OF a large
quantity of wine at dinner. In many
of the wine-growing districts of France
the vineyard keepers will not plant
cabbages near the grapes, believing
that if they did so the grapes for
winemaking would thereby be much
deteriorated
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1916-03-04
Must Be Well Fed.

The phrase The shortest road to
a mans heart is through his stomach
is by no means a modern saying. 1t
has been true throughout the history
Of mankind, and although intended to
be joke, it is in reality no reflection
on masculinitv. A man with a poor
ly fed stomach can rarely be found to
have disposition inclined even to
kind thoughts, much less to love.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1916-03-04
Told That There Was No Cure for
Him.

after suffering for over twenty
years with Indigestion and having some
Of the best doctors here tell me there
was no cure for me, | think it only
right to tell YOU for the sake of other
sufferers as we'll as your own satisfac-
tion that a % cent bottle of Chamber
lains Tablets not only relieved me but
cured me within two months although
am man Of 65 years" writes Jul.
crobien, Houston, Texas. Obtainable
evervwhere.-Adv.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1916-03-04
AN IDEAL SPRING LAXATIVE.

A goo1 and time tried remedy is DR.
Kings New Life Pills The first dose
will move thc sluggish bowels, stimu-
late the liver and clear the system OF
waste and blood impurities. You owe
it to yourself to clear the system of
body poisons, accumulated during the
winter. Dr. Kings Life Pills will do it.
&c at your druggist.-Adv
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1916-03-04
&c ALWAYS Zoe

Sunday" Redemption of Helen"
reel Lubin feature Its keen.
Wednesday, Undine, parts, Blue
Bird photoplay. featuring Ida Cehuali
and a bunch of pretty girls. Look this
one over 1t will do you good.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1916-03-04
&c Zoe
WHY Politician.

"Why do you insist on having that
old enemy Of yours mentioned for the
presidency" Because" said Sena-
tor Sorghum. Il wish to call attention
TO the fact that he couldn't get it If
he tried. Washington Star
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1916-03-04
GRADY COUNTY EXPRESS.
Csc A Year.

This great offer Is made for
an indefinite period. We will
send the GRADY COUNTY
EXPRESS for one full year, to
subscribers in Grady county
only, on receipt of only %
cents. THINK OF 1T, the Off
cial county paper. rock-ribbed
Democratic, with all the local,
political and official news
every week for % cents a year.
Subscribe nowl Remit in coin
to-
GRADY COUNTY EXPRESS,
,chicksshs, Okla.
White Bluffs spokesman. [volume] (White Bluffs, Wash.) 1907-1938, 1916-12-15
LADIES'! DARKEN
YOUR GRAY HAIR
Use Grandma's Sage Tea and
Sulphur Recipe and Nobody
will Know.

The use of Sage and Sulphur for re-
storing faded, gray hair to it's natural
color dates back to grandmother's
time. She used it to keep her hair
beautifully dark, glossy and attractive.
Whenever her hair took on that dull,
faded or streaked appearance, this SIM
pie mixture was applied with wonder
full effect
But brewing at home is mussy and
out-of-date. Nowadays, by asking at
any drug store for so cent bottle of
"Wyeth's Sage and Sulphur Com
pound" you will get this famous old
preparation, improved by the addition
of other ingredients, which can be de-
pended upon to restore natural color
and beauty to the hair.
A wellknown downtown druggist
says it darkens the hair so naturally
and evenly that nobody can tell it has
been applied You simply dampen a
sponge or soft brush with it and draw
this through your hair, taking one
strand at time. By morning the gray
hair disappears, and after another ap-
plication or two, 1t becomes beauti-
fully dark and glossy.
Wyeth's Sage and Sulphur Com
pound is delightful toilet requisite
for those who desire more youthful
appearance. 1t is not intended for the
cure, mitigation or prevention of dis
ease.
White Bluffs spokesman. [volume] (White Bluffs, Wash.) 1907-1938, 1916-12-15
SPORTING ITEMS

Madison Square Garden, New York
City's famous amusement ampithe
alter, was purchased recently for 81,
100000 at sheriff's sale.
The referee stopped the go between
Army Welch of Priest River and Joe
Swain of Spokane in the fourth round
to save Swain from knockout
WEIGH battered Swain in every round
The game commission of Washing.
ton gathered in Tacoma for their
annual session, the new game and
fish laws to be presented to the state
legislature in January were drafted
and passed upon by the commission.
ers from the different counties.
Gilmour Dobie will not return to
coach the University of Washington's
football team next season, said Pres
ident Suzzallo of the university re
Gently. The president stated that the
chief function of the university Is to
train character and that Dobie had
failed to perform his full share of
this work. The president declared
the faculty does not wish Dobie to
return next season. Dobie is blamed
for not having prevented the strike of
members of the football squad a week
before the Thanksgiving game.
White Bluffs spokesman. [volume] (White Bluffs, Wash.) 1907-1938, 1916-12-15
BRITISH POLITICS
SPLIT BY PREMIER
SUPPORT is PLEDGED, BUT WITH
AN ATTITUDE OF
CRITICISM.
N0RTHCL|FFE PAPERS ROAR
appointment of BaIfour and Cecil Is
Cause of Protest-Asquith Resign
ed When He Laerned of Com
bine to Exclude Him.

London.-Recent events emphasized
the fact that David Lloyd George,
the new premier, has split the liberal
party into two factions. The new
cabinet will command more support
from the conservatives in parliament
than from the liberals.
The liberal conference pledges itself
to support the new government, but
the old party leaders will occupy in
the house of commons a place of
friendly opposition and criticism.
BaIfour and Cecil Raped.
Nearly all the antagonism the new
administration is meeting comes from
members of the liberal party and from
liberal newspapers, although Lord
Northcliffe, who has been one of Pre-
mier Lloyd-George's strongest advo-
Gates, made a strong protest in
the Evening News when the appoint
ment Of A. j. Balfour and Lord Rob-
ert Cecil to the foreign office was re-
ported. His newspapers have been
listing Balfour as one of the "senile
statesmen" and attack Lord Robert
on the ground that his management
of the blockade has shown more con-
sideration for the interests of neutral
nations than for British interests.
A large section of the liberal party
remains faithful to Premier Asquith,
and looks upon Lloyd George as a
party wrecker and denounces the
methods by which he achieved power.
Old Cabineteers Scored.
Criticism is freely made of the old
cabineteers that they were too i'm
portant to listen to their followers.
The chief comment on the recent
liberal conference is that Mr.. AS
quith consented to meet the rank
and file and discuss party interests
only when he was leaving office. The
newspapers complain that he had
been deaf to former appeals to take
his followers into his confidence.
White Bluffs spokesman. [volume] (White Bluffs, Wash.) 1907-1938, 1916-12-15

prosperity of this country with her
cheap manufactured products. In
addition, Mr.. Thompson predicted
that after the war the great volume
of trade which Germany has carried
on in the past with the British colo
MES will be turned to England. II
that is the case, England will have
foreign demand from that source
which will tax her manufacturing ia
cilities to the limit, making it impos-
sible for her to export much, If any
thing, to America.
With his existing knowledge of con-
ditions as they exist abroad, and
from long study of trade conditions,
Mr.. Thompson Is confident that Amer
lea will continue to be the leading in.
dustrial country of the world after
the war as she Is at the present, pro-
vided the manufacturers look ahead
and prepare for the demands that
will come with peace. Her trade
with the world would be greatly ia.
cilitated with a merchant marine to
transport her goods, he said, but that
is not absolutely essential
White Bluffs spokesman. [volume] (White Bluffs, Wash.) 1907-1938, 1916-12-15
DRINK HOT WATER
IF YOU DESIRE A
ROSY COMPLEXION
Says we can't help but look
better and feel better
after an Inside bath.

To look ones best and feel ones
best is to enjoy an inside bath each
morning to flush from the system the
previous days waste, sour fermenta-
tons and poisonous toxins before it is
absorbed into the blood. Just as coal,
when it burns, leaves behind certain
amount of incombustible material in
the form of ashes, so the food and
drink taken each day leave in the ali
mentary organs certain amount of
indigestible material, which If not
eliminated, form toxins and poisons
which are then sucked into the blood
through the very ducts which are in.
tended to suck in only nourishment
to sustain the body.
If you want to see the glow of
healthy bloom in your cheeks, to see
your skin get clearer and clearer, you
are told to drink every morning upon
arising, glass of hot water with a
teaspoonful of limestone phosphate in
it, which is harmless means of wash
ing the waste material and toxins from
the stomach, liver, kidneys and bow
els, thus cleansing, sweetening and
purifying the entire alimentary tract,
before putting more food into the
stomach.
Men and women with sallow skins,
liver spots, pimples or pallid complex.
ion, also those who wake up with a
coated tongue, bad taste, nasty breath,
others who are bothered with head.
aches, bilious spells, acid stomach or
constipation should begin this phos-
plated hot water drinking and are as
sured of very pronounced results in
one or two weeks.
quarter pound of limestone phos-
plate costs very little at the drug
store but is sufficient to demonstrate
that just as soap and hot water
cleanses, purifies and freshens the
skin on the outside, so hot water and
limestone phosphate act on the inside
organs. We must always consider that
thermal sanitation is vastly more i'm
portant than outside cleanliness, be-
cause the skin pores do not absorb
impurities into the blood, while the
bowel pores do.
White Bluffs spokesman. [volume] (White Bluffs, Wash.) 1907-1938, 1916-12-15
MEAT CAUSE OF
KIDNEY TROUBLE
Take Salts to flush Kidneys il
Back hurts or Bladder
bothers.

II you must have your meat every
day, eat it, but flush your kidneys with
salts occasionally, says noted author.
ity who tells us that meat forms uric
acid which almost paralyzes the kid
neys in their efforts to expel 1t from
the blood. They become sluggish and
weaken, then you suffer with a dull
misery in the kidney region, sharp
pains in the back or sick headache,
dizziness, your stomach sours, tongue
Is coated and when the weather is bad
you have rheumatic twinges. The
urine gets cloudy, full Of sediment, the
channels often get sore and irritated,
obliging you to seek relief two or three
times during the night.
To neutralize these irritating acids,
to cleanse the kidneys and flush off
the body's urinous waste get four
ounces Of Jad Salts from any pharma-
cy here; take tablespoonful in a
glass of water before breakfast for q
few days and your kidneys will then
act fine. This famous salts is made
from the acid Of grapes and lemon
Juice, combined with lithia, and has
been used for generations to flush and
stimulate sluggish kidneys, also to neu-
tralize the acids in urine, 30 1t no
longer irritates, thus ending bladder
weakness.
Jad Salts is inexpensive; cannot in
jure, and makes delightful efferves.
cent Whitewater drink.
White Bluffs spokesman. [volume] (White Bluffs, Wash.) 1907-1938, 1916-12-15
Prosperity After
Close of the War

Contrary to predictions made by
some parties that the end of the war
in Europe will bring period of in
dustrial disorder and perhaps disaster
to this country, Edwin w. Thompson,
commercial attache accredited to the
American embassy at Berlin and The
Hague, believes that America will see
even greater prosperity then, II she Is
prepared to meet the change. Mr..
Thompson, who left Holland two
months ago, is on tour of the United
States studying Industrial conditions.
The moment peace is declared in
Europe the great warning nations,
which have produced and imported
practically nothing which was not
needed for immediate consumption
since war began, will be in the mar
ket for immense quantities of raw
material, Mr.. Thompson said in an
interview. He is thoroughly familiar
with conditions in Germany particu-
larly, having been attached to the
American embassy there for a mum.
Der Of years.
Germany will need 100000 bales
of cotton the moment peace Is de.
clared and will buy that quantity II 1t
can be found on the market. For that
reason he believes that a campaign
to reduce the cotton acreage is UNI
wise. He said that he does not at all
oppose the idea that the farmer
should grow his own food crops at
home IL possible, but he believes that
a large cotton acreage will yield
splendid returns, II the supply can be
controlled and not placed on the mar
ket until peace comes.
The same Is true of all other raw
materials. America should be in po-
sition to ship not only raw mate
rails, however, but manufactured
products, to the countries Of Europe
when the war is over American
manufacturers should prepare for the
change in demand from war NUM-
tons to manufactured goods of all
kinds when peace Is declared.
In the case Of Germany, which has
been named as the most dangerous
Of the countries as source of cheap
competition, 1t will be necessary for
them to import large quantities OF
raw materials before they can turn
them into the manufactured product
and send them to America to COM
pete with American goods. During
times of peace Germany normally i'm
ports more than $4,000, 100000 worth
of raw materials, yet for two years
she has imported practically nothing
England's case Is somewhat differ.
ent, yet England will not be in pc.
sition industrially to endanger the
White Bluffs spokesman. [volume] (White Bluffs, Wash.) 1907-1938, 1916-12-15
MARKET REPORT
Chicago.

|
Hogs-10c under yesterdays aver
age. Bulk, $9.55@1O.O5; light, 500
10; mixed, $9.30@1O.15; heavy, $3.50
Q1o.2O; rough, $9.6O@9.75; pigs, 81
@s.sO.
Cattle-Steady Native beef cattle
$7@12.75; western steers, $7@lO.5O;
stockers and feeders, $46O@7s5;
cows and heifers, $3.s5@1O.25; calves,
$9.5OQ1325.
Sheep = Steady. Wethers, $4,000
9.25; lambs, $10.1O@12.s5.
Wheat-No. red, $1.sOh; No. 3
red, nominal; No. 9 hard, nominal;
No. 3 hard, $1.s1A.
Oats = No. white, 54A@55Ac;
standard nominal.
Rye-No. 2, $1.47@1.4s.
Barley, s5c@$1.23.
Timothy, $3.5O@5.5O.
Butter = Lower Creamery, $40
37kc.
Eggs-Lower. Firsts, SIC; ordinary
frsts, 35@36c; at mark, cases includ-
ed, 32@37c.
New York.
Raw sugar firm; centrifugal, 5000;
molasses, 4.s2c; refined steady; fine
granulated, 7.3Oc.
Spot cotton quiet; middling up
lands, 20.05c.
Coffee-Spot, dull; Rio rs, 9A !;
Santos As, 1875.
Portland.
Hogs-Steady. Prime light, 1855
@065; prime strong weights, $4,000
9.7O; good to prime mixed, $3.50
$50; rough heavy packing, $500
9.10; pigs and skips, $s.25@s.75; stock
hogs, $7@s.
Cattle-Steady. Steers: Prime light,
S7@7.25; prime heavy, $7@7.25; good,
$6.50@7. Cows: Choice, $5.75@6.15;
medium to good, $5.75@6; ordinary to
fair, $5@5.5O; heifers, $500; bulls,
$2.75@5; calves. $5@7.
Sheep-Steady. Choice lambs, 500
$50; common lambs, $7@7.5O; choice
yearling wethers, $s@s.5O; good year
lings, $7@7.75; choice light ewes. Sc
or; heavy ewes, $5@5.5O.
Tacoma.
Wheat-Bluestem, $1.5s; fortyfold,
$1.54; club and fife, $1.52; red Rus
sian, $14S