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Lietuva. [volume] (Chicago, Ill.) 1892-1920, 1916-05-05
VISA BRIGADA
KANADIEcIU BEVEIK
SUNAIKINTA.

.SUNAIKINTA.
Ottawa, Can. Balandzio 30 d.
Ateina zinios apie didvyriSkq elgi-
masi kanadieciu brigados lake mu-
siu ties St. Eloi.
Vokiesiai buvo uzsispyre paimti
tranSejas, kurias lake kanadiecip
brigada (1o,oco vyru). Apic TAI
Sialp pasakojama.
"Per septynias dienas viena musu
brigada lake savo pozicijas, ku-
rias vokieciai smarkiai bombardavo
diena If nakti. Musu aficierai ap-
skaitliavo, kad tulq l,.ika vokieeiu
soviniai krito po IS salvas j minu-
tq.
"Neziurint smarkios ugnies II
gilaus purvyno, mes kasem tran
Sejas, pylen apkasus, issiuntine-
jome patrolius If t. t.
"Nepaprastai smarki vokisku ka-
nuoliu ugnis buvo nrilireipta j du
krateriu, kuriuos lake Vancouver
bataliomas. Bombardavimas buvo
taip baisus If ilgas, kad daug ju
tapo iSmusta if vos keletas like
nesuzeistu, Vyrai, kanuoles If sau-
tuvai budavo zenliu uzpilti; juos
atkasdavo If netrukus, ziurek, vel
JUGS uzpildavo. Netrukus nebuvc
kur paslepti nei suzeistq. Kuomet
bombardavimas nutilo, pradejo eiti
Sturman vokieciai--beveik Xxi JUGS
tos brisdami per puryyna. Kele-
tas likusiu is musu batalijono ka-
reiviu negalejo tinkanai pasiprie-
Sinti. +"5
Arciausiame prize vokieciu krate-
re -(duobej) buvo kanadie6iai pc
vadovyste leitenanto Biggs. Ke-
letai likusiu nesuzeistu savo karei-
viu jis paliepe begti j kita krateri
po kairei. Vokieciai atsuko juos
kulkasvaidi If vos keletas is ju su-
gebejo perbegti. Leitenantas Biggs
If pora likusiu su juom kareivip
tapo netrukus vokieeiu uzgriebti
Antram krateryj kanadicciu vadu
buvo leitenantas Myers. Jis buvo
suzeistas ia dien, bet neziurint to
Wis laikesi ant savo vietos, jos ne
apleisdamas. Nors bornbardavimas
lsmuse didesne dali 10 kareiviu,
bet jis pasiryzo mustis Xxi galui.
"Visi kareiviai, kurie dar gale
jo pastoveti, saude per apkasa, 0
leitenantas saude is revolverio Xxi
paskutinei kulkai. Dvi dideles
kulkos is vokisku kanuoliu pataike
arti kraterio If is nedidelio kama
dieciu burelio liko vos puse. Tx
penki isviso pasiliko, kurie dar
galejo ant koju pastoveti, if TAI du
is ju buvo jau suzeisti.
"Tuomet lett. Meyers nusprende
trauktis atgal. Sekdamas paskui
savo kareivius, jis nuciuoze nuo
kraterio po vokieciu Srapneliais il
kulkasvaidziu ugnim. Netrukus
dar du vyru tapo kulku pataikinti,
Get jie jau spejo pasiekti transeju.
Dabar iSyiso pasiliko tik vienas
nesuzeistas kareivis.
"Vokiefiai, pasieke kraterio, ne
uzeme jo, mes, natyt name, kad
jane negalima bus issilaikyti. IS
tlkro is to kraterio neliko nieko
tik duobe purvu, kuriuose plaukio-
10 daugelis lavonu narsip kanadie-
6iu.'
Lietuva. [volume] (Chicago, Ill.) 1892-1920, 1916-05-05
UZDARE SMUKLES.

Waukegan, III. BaIandzlO q d.
cia tapo uzdarytos 4S smukles.
Sitas 'uzdarymas buvo nubalsuotas
miesto eyventoju nemesis taa az
gal. Smuklininkai tvirtina, kad
balsavimas buves neteisotas, res
moterims buvo leista balsuoti.
Keli smuklininkai sake laikysia
smukles atdaras Xxi Augs6iahsias
Tcismas palieps uzdaryti
Lietuva. [volume] (Chicago, Ill.) 1892-1920, 1916-05-05

"Apielinkese ezero Naro' = S
smarkumas sumazejo. N sS !
ugnim atmuSem prieSq, ky 8 s g
no pasileisti pirmyn j Sig g nu
Krevo."
Lietuva. [volume] (Chicago, Ill.) 1892-1920, 1916-05-05
Dideji Kare.

dumas yra pric Verdun, kurio
Wis vokicciai paimti neistengla,
nors tam paSventc daugybe ka-
reiviu. Francuzijon vokieciai
nuo kitu frontQ atgabeno 1,3oo,-
900 karciviu, tod6l reikia manytl,
kad ten jie mano dar SIT didesnc
cnergija varyti oiensyvg, kuri,
turbut. del stokos kareivig, buvo
apsis.ojusi. Prize Vcrduno at
siunte jie 100000 Svieziq karel-
wig. Francuzq pajiegas ten pa
davincjo ant 100000 karelviq, bet
attjus ten daugiau vokieciq, be
abejon6s If francuzai sudrutino
savo Giles is kitty frontu atsips-
tais kareiviais, nes tie 100000
karciviQ negaletu atsilaikytl
prizes dvigubai skaitlingesne vo-
kicGiu kariumcne, o kaip Xxi Siol,
jie nclcidzia vOkieciams tollau
nuzcngti. Dabar praneSama, buk
VokictUos ciesorius paliepc sa-
vo kariumenei paimti Verduna
butinai Xxi birzelio II dienai.
Bet toki paiiepimai nieko nereis-
kia, ncs jeigu Verdun If butq
paimtas, tai il ne ciesorius su
savo sunum palms, bet kareiviai,
kareiviai daro, kas yra galima,
If be ciesoriaus prisakymu.
Paskutiniai talkininkq pasise-
kimai prize Verdun taip ju ka-
riumcnc padrqsino, kad JIG ne
laukia yokieciu uzpuolimu, bet
pats uzpuola jQ pozicijas If kaip
kokias, pirma nuzudytas, atgal
atgauna. Ir anglai Francuzijoj
If Belgijoj griebiasi pirmyn zen
ginro, nors pirma gynesi wien
grabGse. Ant visos anglu fronto
linijos smarIciai Gina artileriju
imtyn6S. Prize Freiinghein vo-
kietiai buvo ilinde i dali angliSku
grabip, bet tapo atgal i5vyti.
Atmusti tapo voSieciq atakai prize
St. Eloi ir prize kalvos 90. Cia
ypac savo narsumu atsizymejo
airi$ki regimentai, kas rodo, jog
ne visi atrial laikosi vokieciu.
Ir talkininku orlaivininkai paga-
vo net du voki5ku orlaiviu.
Prize Verduno forto Vaux vo-
kietiai megino pirmyn zengti, bet
francuzai JUGS sulai1e. Zinovai
mano, kad geguzio menesyj uz-
sibaigs milziniSkos, taip ilgai be-
sitraukiancios imtyncs prize Yer
dun ir vokieciai, arba PAINS Yer
dunq, arba lures nuo jo pasi-
traukti.
Belgijoj francuzq If anglq ar
tilerija iSgriove vokieciq grabes
prize Steenstrate ir Baesinghe.
Argonne giriose, prize File Morte
francuzai minomis uzpuole vo~
kieciu pozicijas If uzeme dali
minu padaryto kratcro. Francu-
~ artilerija bombardavo keliq
prize Les Courtes ir Cheppy gi-
raite, kuriq laiko vokieGiai.
Prize Verdun vokieciai smar-
kiai bombardavo francuzu pozi-
cijas ant kairiojo kranto Meuse
upes; smarkus artilerijq besisau-
dytuai buvo prize Douaumont If
Pipiru kalvos, bet nei viena pu-
Sc toliau nenuzenge.
Balandzio menesyj ir francu-
III orlaivininkai gerai kariume-
nei patarnavo. Prize Verdun
francuziSki orlaivininkai nutrau-
ke ant zemes 81 vokiskq orlaivi,
o is jq 9 nupuol6 ! francuzu IL
nijas, kiti nupuole vokieciu
linijose If kaip rodosi, bent
didesne ju dalis susidauze,
o per ia laika j vokieciu lini-
jas nupuole tik 6 francuzq or
laiviai.
Smarkqs muSiai dar Wis eina
prie kalvos Mort Homme. Dali
poziciju, kurias buvo nuzude,
francuzai atgavo. Vokieciu or
laiviai bombardavo francuzu
stovyklas ir amunicijos krautu-
YES vakarus nuo Verdun. !
rytus nuo Royon vokiSki orlai-
rini,1lra; ti,t,Sty; ;Sno o;t,;.,o fro-c,,
Lietuva. [volume] (Chicago, Ill.) 1892-1920, 1916-05-05

skandino dikciai talkininku pirk
llq laivq, su kuriais zuvo ir kick
zmonil, nors didesne dalis buvu-
slp ant paskandytu laivq zmoniu
issigelbejo.
Ant music lauko Azijoj anglus
pasiekc syarbus nepasisekinas,
kuris, jcigu If ncgali tureti di-
dcles lteknes ant galutinos ka-
res lseisos, bet visgi yra labai
neparankus, mes vel pakels jau
nupuolusiq turku dvasia. Nepa-
slseklmas tas anglus pasieke Me-
sopotamijoj, prize upes Tigris.
len turkams pasidave visa, is
10000 kareiviu susidcdanti, anglu
karlumcne generolo Townshend,
uzsldariusi mieste Kut-el-Amara
Tas atsitikimas parode anglu
silpnuma rytuose ir gall padra-
slntl mahometonus angliSkose
valdybose Arabijoj, Egypte, Per
sijoj ir Indijose sukilti pries
Anglia, o suvaldyti ju sukilima
ncbutQ lengva, mes Anglia savo
valdybose turf daugiau mahome-
tonq negu iSviso yra anglu. Ge-
nerolas Townshend pasidave del
maisto stokos If apsireiSkusiu
tarp jo kariumenes epidemiju.
Iurkams ten, apart $4,000 karei-
VIZ, teko daug ginklu if kitokiu
kares medegu. Meginimai ateiti
pagelbon uzsidariusiems mieste
Kut-el-Amara nepasiseke, nors
tam paSvesta, kaip turkai sako,
suvirSum 10000 kareiviq.
Anglai tikejo, kad uzeme Ire
bizondq, rusai atsiqs pagelba
kut-el-Amarq, bet apsiriko, mes
rusai priejo tik Xxi Biths If ten,
nezinia del kokiu priezasciu, ap-
sistojo ir toliau nenuzenge. Gal
JUGS sulaike turku smarkesnis be-
siprieSinimas.
VokicGiai smarkiau veikti pra-
deJo If Lietuvoj, taipgi Voly-
nlaus ir Minsko gubernijose, bet
smarklausi musiai dar Wis eina
prize ezcro Naroc, kur, kaip uz-
tikrina is Berlino, vokieciai pa
eme nelaisven net 5000 rusu
bet Petrogrado raportai to nepa-
tvirtina. Kitur ant to fronto
nieko svarbesnio neatsitiko, bet
If Petrograde manoma, kad If
tame fronte vokieciai rengiasi
prie smarkesnio veikimo, mes vo-
kieciu vadovas Hindenburg ant
savo kariumenes fronto traukia
sunkiasias kanuo1es. Tokios ka-
nuoles cia yra reikalingos wien
prie verzimo Dvisko, mes tame
fronte daugiau verify minejimo
rusiSkq tvirtoviu nera, O verzi-
mui atviru miestu, kad ir Rygos,
sunkiqju kanuoliu nereikia.
Fokieciai po smarkiam bonn
bardavimui uzpuole rusu stovyk-
las prize Krosino, giriose j siau-
rius nuo Baranoviciu, bet tapo
atmuSti. Vokieciai smarkiai
bombarduoja rusu pozicijas pric
Oginskio kanalo ir paupiuose ia
sioldos. Ant linijos tarp Kaunc
If Kovelio rusai isvijo vokiecius
is kaimo Chromiakovka ir j
galutinai apvalde, nors vokieciai
net kelis kartus megino atgauti.
Francuzijon atkako jau trecias
siuntinys rusu kariumenes ir vo-
kieciai neistenge nei savo sub
marinais kareivius sabenantiems
laivams kelia uzstoti. Kick Xxi
siol atvezta Francuzijon rusu ka-
reiviu, tikrai nezinia. Vokieciai
uztikrina, jog atsiusta vien 5000,
bet, zinoma, vokieciai to zinoti
negali, mes rusai juk jiems ne
pasake nei kick siuncia Fran
cuzijon kareiviu, nei kokiu kcliu
ten juos gabena. 5000 neverta
butu nei siusti.
Kaip rodosi, Rusija nori visus
vyrus kariumenen pasaukti, nors
ju turf dvigubai daugiau negu
VoLlietija. Dabar tarnyston ta-
po pasaukti net turinti baltus
Lietuva. [volume] (Chicago, Ill.) 1892-1920, 1916-05-05

Petrogradas, balandzio 20 d.
Rusu oficialiSkame praneSime pri-
paziStama apie nepasisekima ties
ezeru Marco. PraneSimas taip
skamba:
"Nokieciai bombardavo Sloka If
Borsemunde (netoli Rygos.) Apie-
linkese Ginovka, j vakarus nuo
DvinSko, vokieciai po smarkaus
artileijos bombardavimo, pradejo
uzpuolima, bet tapo atgal j savo
transejas suvaryti musu ugnieS.
Il piet-vakarius nuo ezero Marco
prleSo artilerija, po bombardavimo
kanuolemis, pradejo atakq dideliais
suglaustais buriais. VokieGiams
pasiseke atsiimti transejas, kurias
jie buvo pirmiaus prakiSe. Buvo
atkaklus muSis prize ZanapoGa If
Achodcy. Apielinkese Smurgainip
(Viln. gub.) vokieciu artilerija
talppat buvo veikli."
Ant turku fronto rusai sumuSe
turkus If nustume JUGS atgal lin
kui Erzingan.
The citizen-Republican. (Scotland, Bon Homme County, S.D.) 1???-19??, 1916-01-20
Glass Of Hot Water
Before Breakfast
a Splendid Habit
Open sluices Of tie system each
morning and wash away the
poisonous, staanant matter.

Those Of us who are accustomed to
feel dull and heavy when we arise.
splitting headache, stuffy from a cold.
foul tongue, nasty breath, acid stom-
ach, lame back, can, instead, both
look and feel as fresh as a daisy ALWAYS
by washing the poisons and toxins
from the body with phosphated hot
water each morning.
We should drink, before breakfast,
a glass of real hot water with a tea.
spoonful Of limestone phosphate in
it to flush from the stomach, liver.
kidneys and ten yards of bowels the
previous days i%ndigestible waste, SOU
bile and poisonous toxins; thus cleans.
ing, sweetening and purifying the en-
tire alimentary canal before putting
more food into the stomach.
The action Of limestone phosphate
and hot water ON an empty stomach
Is wonderfully in~vigorating. 1t cleans
out all the sour lamentations. gases,
waste and acidity and gives one a
splendid appetite for breakfast and it
is said to be but a little while until
the roses begin to appear in the
cheeks. A quarter pound of lime.
stone phosphate will cost very little at
your druggist or from the store, but
is sufficient to make anyone who is
bothered with biliousness, constipa-
ton. stomach trouble or rheumatism
a real enthusiast on the subject Of in
ternal sanitation. Try it and yeu are
assured that you will look better and
feel better in every way shertly.--
Adv.
The citizen-Republican. (Scotland, Bon Homme County, S.D.) 1???-19??, 1916-01-20
HE'S a Wiser Man Now.

There Is no use in arguing with
POUR better half as to who is boss Of
the shack, especially If she happens
to be in the mazon class. This didn't
occur to a New York married man
until after his spouse was through dis
cipling him. And then he looked as
II he had tried to stop a train. He is
wearing enough gauze around his head
to make a summer frock for an ele-
plant, his windpipe is in splints and
his pretty blue eyes are closed and in
deep mourning. The doctors say he
will live for years, but that he will be
dizzy for about a week. Wifey allowed
that she did all this by tapping hubby
with a comb" The court, however,
inclined to the belief that the lady
combs her hair with a healthy anvil.
The citizen-Republican. (Scotland, Bon Homme County, S.D.) 1???-19??, 1916-01-20
sophie,s Quick Retort.

Her quick wit has carried Sophie
Tucker through many ticklish posi-
lions In vaudeville, and once while re-
heaTsing for q production turned an
unpleasant situation in her favor.
Ben Teal, the veteran stage director.
was doing the rehearsing and took oc-
casion to correct Miss fuckers pre-
n~unciation Of a certain word. explain
ing so the assembled members Of the
company could get the benefit of his
remarks, that in the word disputed the
letter IT" was silent. Sophie accepted
the correction with the remark: "All
right, Mr.. Teal-with the 'T' silent"
The citizen-Republican. (Scotland, Bon Homme County, S.D.) 1???-19??, 1916-01-20
"A DefecfiUe Story
CHAPTER xn.-(continued).

You mean Miss Vaughan"
Just that" n Godfrey leaned back
in his chair.
l contemplated this theory for some
moments iii silence. 1t was, at least,
a theory and an interesting one-but it
rested on air. There was no sort of
foundation for it thai / could see, and
at last I said so.
Il know it's pretty thin Godfrey adj
united. but it's the best I've been able
to do-there's so little to build a the
DRY out of. But I'm going to see if /
night"
Which part?"
About his being a fakir. Here's my
theory-that hocus-pocus on the roof
at midnight was for the purpose of
impressing Vaughan. No doubt he be-
neved 1t a real spiritual manifestation.
whereas it was only a clever bit of
jugglery. Now that Vaughan is dead,
that particular bit of jugglery will
cease until there is some new victim to
impress. In fact, it has ceased already.
There was no star last night"
.Bu o know why" l pointed out.
The yogi spent the night in contem-
plation. We can bear witness to that
We can't bear witness to when he
didn't see him till after 1890. How
ever. accepting his explanation, there
would be no reason for emitting the
phenomenon tonight, If it's a genuine
one"
NO." / agreed.
And. if it is omitted" Godfrey
went on, ut will be pretty conclusive
evidence that it isn't genuine. AL
though" he went IN hurriedly, Il don't
need n proof Of that-anything else
would be unbelievable" He glanced at
his watch. ITS 1850" he said. Come
along"
I followed him out Of the house and
sensations. If the star didn't fall, 1t
would tend to prove hat 1t was, as
Godfrey had said, merely a fake ar
ranged to impress a credulous old man;
blu suppose it did fall! That was part
Of The test concerning which Godfrey
a said nothing. Suppose it did fall!
What then2
So it was in silence that 1 followed
Godfrey up the ladder and took my
place on the limb. But Godfrey seemed
to have no uneasiness.
we won't have long to watt he
said. Wen wait till 1905, just tic
make sure. 1t must be IL o'clock now
I wish 1 could persuade tina fellow tc
show me how the fake was worked,
for it was certainly a good one-one OF
the best ;"
to the darkness. l was staring, too, fol-
there. against the sky. a light be-
gan to glow n brighten. 1t hung
for a moment motionless. and then be-
gan slowly to descend, steadily, de-
liberately, as of set purpose. Lower
and lower it sank, in a straight line
lowered for an instant, and burst into
1000, 900 sparks.
In the flare of light, a white-robed
figure stood, gazing upwards, 1t arms
strained toward the sky.
AS we went silently down the ladder
a moment later, it seemed to me that
I could hear Godfrey's theory crash
ing about his ears.
The citizen-Republican. (Scotland, Bon Homme County, S.D.) 1???-19??, 1916-01-20

good and I hope every suffering woman
will give them a trial."-Mrs. ANNA
KELLY, no Chestnut Street, Burling-
ton, Wis.
The manyc convincing testimonials con-
stantly published in the newspapers
ought to be proof enough to ONE who
suffer from those distressing ills pecu-
liar to their sex that Lydia 3. Pinkham's
Vegetable Compound is the medicine
they need.
This good old root and herb remedy
has proved unequalled for these dread
full ills; it contains what is needed to
restore woman's health and strength.
If there is any popularity in
your case requiring special adj
vice. write the Lydia p. Pink
ham Medicine Co. (conffdentialls
Lyaa, Etass., for free advice
The citizen-Republican. (Scotland, Bon Homme County, S.D.) 1???-19??, 1916-01-20
PAINS IN Side
And BACK
How Mrs. Kelly Suffered and
How She was Cured.
Burlington, Visit was very irreg.
ular, and had pains in my side and back,

but alter taxing
Lydia E. Pinkham's
Vegetable Com
pound Tablets and
using two bottles OF
the Sanative Wash
I an fully convinced
that / am entirely
cured of these trou-
bles, and feel better
oil over. / know
your remedies have
done me worlds of
The citizen-Republican. (Scotland, Bon Homme County, S.D.) 1???-19??, 1916-01-20
Left Behind.

How do you like Chugson?"
mot at ALL"
why, he speaks well Of you"
Perhaps he does, but he's always
disparaging my motor car"
Aren't you mistaken about that"
Certainly not. I've had to take his
dust too many times"
The citizen-Republican. (Scotland, Bon Homme County, S.D.) 1???-19??, 1916-01-20

fault, so l took Dedd's Kidney Pills.
They were the means Of saving my
life"
Dodd's Kidney Pills. SOC per box at
your dealer, or Dodd's Medicine Co.,
Buffalo, N. Y. Dodd's Dyspepsia Tab
let's for Indigestion have been proved,
Soc per box. Write for Household
Hints, also music of National Anthem
English and German words) and
recipes for dainty dishes. All 3 sent
free.-Adv.
The citizen-Republican. (Scotland, Bon Homme County, S.D.) 1???-19??, 1916-01-20
RECIPE FOR GRAY HAIR

To half pint of water add / OF. Bay Rum, q
small box Of Barbo Compound, and N or. OF
glycerine. Apply to the hair twice a week
until it becomes the desired shade. ANY drug
gist can put this up or o can mix 1t at
darken streaked, faded gray hair. and re-
moves dandruf. It is excellent for falling
hair and win make harsh nair soft and glossy.
1t will not color the scalp, is not sticky or
greasy, and does not rub oif.-Adv.
The citizen-Republican. (Scotland, Bon Homme County, S.D.) 1???-19??, 1916-01-20

ralgia. CRAMPS in
my muscles, pres
sure or sharp pain
on the tep of my
head and nervous
dizzy spells. l had
9th 9 T symptoms
showing that my
q at
The citizen-Republican. (Scotland, Bon Homme County, S.D.) 1???-19??, 1916-01-20
Eiaht Hours Enough.

While on a trip out Of town a well-
known advertising man received the
following telegram from his secretary
who was leaving to get married and
had arranged for what she consid.
erred a highly desirable substitute:
Ethel lays down at the eleventh
hour. What shall ! dot"
To which the gentleman, In the full
knowledge that the supply Of efficient
secretaries had not been exhausted
at this one detection, replied:
"Set the alarm for seven. Eight
hours sleep is enough for anyone
Judge.
The citizen-Republican. (Scotland, Bon Homme County, S.D.) 1???-19??, 1916-01-20

Sometimes you can judge by appear
ances. Many a woman appears to be
strait-laced because she really is
laced that way.
The citizen-Republican. (Scotland, Bon Homme County, S.D.) 1???-19??, 1916-01-20
Sawed-off Sermon.

If there is anything more contrary
than the average female Of the species.
it is a right-handed lock on a left
handed door.
The citizen-Republican. (Scotland, Bon Homme County, S.D.) 1???-19??, 1916-01-20
A Good Excuse.

Judge-What xcuse have you 70
drinking?
Prisoner was dry, your honor.
The citizen-Republican. (Scotland, Bon Homme County, S.D.) 1???-19??, 1916-01-20

Why does a selfish man expect the
whole world to mourn for him when
he is gone?
The citizen-Republican. (Scotland, Bon Homme County, S.D.) 1???-19??, 1916-01-20

Two tablespoonfuls Of graduated
sugar to one white of egg will make
excellent %meringues.
The citizen-Republican. (Scotland, Bon Homme County, S.D.) 1???-19??, 1916-01-20

To keep clean and healthy take DR..
Pierce's Pleasant Pellets. They regulate
liver, bowels and stomach.-Adv.
The citizen-Republican. (Scotland, Bon Homme County, S.D.) 1???-19??, 1916-01-20
SAVED MINISTER'S LIFE.

Rev. w. H. Warner. Frederick. Md.
writes: "My trouble raj Sciatica.
My Back was affected and tesk the
form Of Lumbago. ! alss had Neu.
The citizen-Republican. (Scotland, Bon Homme County, S.D.) 1???-19??, 1916-01-20
Similar, but Different.

Similar, but Different.
Miss Sycamore (of Terre Haute)-
Waiter, you may bring me some dew
lied crabs.
Miss Emerson (of Boston)--TH have
some satanized c~rustaceans, also.
The citizen-Republican. (Scotland, Bon Homme County, S.D.) 1???-19??, 1916-01-20

It's a poor rule that won't work
both ways. Some people don't believe
half they hear, and some don't hear
half they believe.
The citizen-Republican. (Scotland, Bon Homme County, S.D.) 1???-19??, 1916-01-20

When a man begins to repeat the
smart sayings of his baby his acquain.
tances begin to question his veracity.
The citizen-Republican. (Scotland, Bon Homme County, S.D.) 1???-19??, 1916-01-20

Many a man would never be heard
of were it not for his obituary notice.
The citizen-Republican. (Scotland, Bon Homme County, S.D.) 1???-19??, 1916-01-20
Piles Cured In 6 to II DAVIS

Druggists refund money II PAZO OINTMENT
fails to cure Itching, Blind, Bleeding or Protrud
ing Piles. First application gives relief. soc.
The citizen-Republican. (Scotland, Bon Homme County, S.D.) 1???-19??, 1916-01-20

Miss Anita Kite, daughter of Sur
geon I. W. Kite, u. S. N. retired,
will be presented to Washington So
cioty December 20. Miss Kite is one
of the prettiest OF the .eason's adj
ditions 70 capital society.
The citizen-Republican. (Scotland, Bon Homme County, S.D.) 1???-19??, 1916-01-20

Wise is the man who knows hs
isn't.
The citizen-Republican. (Scotland, Bon Homme County, S.D.) 1???-19??, 1916-01-20

Most tall stories are more or less
thin.
The Dawson news. (Dawson, Ga.) 1889-current, 1916-10-04
CAUGHT ON THE CURB.

DIR. Stork was in town few days
ago, distributing souvenirs. AT the
home of Mr.. and Mrs. F. w. Herman
he left sturdy young man while a
charming little girl was left with Mr..
and Mrs. j. G. Hollingsworth.
The fire department extinguish-
ed small blaze in MERGERS garage
Saturday night. The fire was caused
by the ignition of some gasoline and
the garage was damaged about three
or four dollars.
The hour of service for the Bap-
fist church for the evening meetings
has been changed from 1880 to Z
O'Clock, beginning with the prayer
meeting tonight.
The Woodmen of the World will
give a smoker in its lodge room on
Thursday night. All Woodmen are
invited to attend.
Save that 10-spot. Let Herman
make your new suit.
Mr.. J. M. Burton has been sick
for several days.
Buy that new hat of yours from
Herman.
Have you seen the new hats al
Herman's?
-Lady's Latest Lasts Laced
Hornady.
-Lady's Latest Lasts Laced
Hornady.
New caps, all kinds at Herman's