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The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1916-09-08
Experiment NOT A SUCCESS
"Pa's" Brilliant Idea Merely Resulted
in Remarkable Rise in
Rolled Oats.

A small boy appeared at the back
door of a neighbours house in Hunt
ing Park avenue day or so ago and
said to the matron who opened the
door:
Good morning."
Good morning." the housewife re-
turned, somewhat curiously.
81 came over to tell you some
thing"
"Well, what is it?"
Last evening my papa was angry
because the water boiled out of the
steamer under the rolled oats"
rs that 500"
Yes. And then he made up his
mind to fix the steamer so that it
couldn't happen again"
what did he do?"
"He put some water in the steamer
and then soldered it all up"
SIS that what you came over to tell
me?"
Eyes, and to borrow your steplad-
DER
''What do you want with the STEP
ladder?"
81 want it so father can scrape all
the rolled oats off the ceiling this
morning. "-Philadelp Ledger.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1916-09-08
YOUR BOY MUST BE SEEN TO
ment of Both the Family
and Nation.

This is a good time to think Of your
boy. If you do not look after him In
the right way, someone will do it in the
wrong way, John A. Sleicher writes in
Leslie's Weekly. Begin now!
Teach your boy to follow in the foot
steps of his father, to respect the law
to obey his parents, to regard the
rights of all men, to honor virtue, tC
respect womanhood and to depend up
on no one but himself for his advance
ment.
Teach him that the golden rule Of
life will be found in the ten command
ments. They are short. They have
survived the ages. They stand today
unchanged and unchallenged.
They comprise the first great writ
ten law given by God to man. Before
these few commandments all man
made laws fade into insignificance
Teach them to your boy. There Il
danger ahead if you do not.
The universal drift of mankind /!
toward decadence. Heredity pays 1t:
premium and also exacts it's discount
The son of a good father and an af
fectionate mother, brought up in al
atmosphere of parental regard, neve
will disgrace the family.
The boys of today are to be the mel
of tomorrow. The destinies Of thu
American people are to be in the hands
of their sons. If the boys are laugh
respect for the law (bOth human ant
divine), obedience and authority, man
ly independence and the fear of God
this gerat nation will be noble monu
ment to mans capacity for self gov
eminent and self-control at tim'
when all the world Is seething caul
dron of unrest, unreason and disbelief
Teach your boy to rule. but first t.
rule himself.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1916-09-08
Macsdoine of Vegetables.

Four ounces tomatoes, u ounces
cooked butter beans, two hard-boiled
eggs, one pint aspic jelly. Skin toma-
toes and slice. Skin butter beans. Rub
the yolks of eggs through the sieve
and cut the white into dice. Put a
little jelly into a plain mold, and when
set decorate with white and yolk of
egg. Put in 81 little more jelly to set
the decoration and then the rest of the
vegetables in layers. Fill up the mold
with the rest of the jelly and leave
until set. Turn out and serve on let
tuce leaves with any preferred salad
dressing.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1916-09-08
The New Porter.

Jim was a new porter in a hotel,
and he was putting in his first night
at his new and responsible position
It was five In the morning and SO far
Jim had done all he was told, and was
getting on splendidly.
"Call seventeen and four" command
ed the night clerk, as he looked over
his call sheet. Jim obeyed.
After he had been gone for con-
siderable time the clerk went up to
see if he had called the rooms desig-
mated.
"We1l," sighed the new porter, whom
he found on the third floor, 1--WE got
seventeen of 'em up, but l haven't
started on the other four yet"
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1916-09-08
Apples Is Good.

The young superintendent Of the
Endeavor society tried to teach each
child to say aloud some prayer, even
If it were only sentence. At first
she taught them prayers. Later they
were encouraged to compose their own.
One tiny fellow, the son of poor
widow, had his first production ready
on a very cold winter day.
Dear Lord, apples is good"
That night the mother of the super
intendent look a basket of apples to
the child's home. The boy smiled radi-
antly. evidently grateful that his FIRST
prayer had been Observation-Disclosures
oils News.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1916-09-08

Call for Mr.. Baker,! Call for Mr..
Baker," piped out the callboy in q
Muncie hotel and was followed by an
other who drawled out: Call for MIR.
Carpenter! Call for Mr.. Carpenter j
Not to be outdone, third chimed in
with: Call for Mr.. Mason! Call for
Mr.. Mason!'
In the lobby two travelling sales
men, strangers, were sitting in chairs
near together. Looks like there must
be trades convention on here" ven,
tured one. "They ought to have called
me, too-lny names Brewer"
''The blank it Isl" exclaimed the
other. my names Iceman. Let's see
what we can do for it."
So they dld.-Indianapolis News.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1916-09-08
Ecclesiastical Dues Enforced.

II Gamma get over it," Scotch farm
er remarked to his wife. Il put two
shillin' piece in the plate at the kirk
this morning instead O. ma usual
penny"
The beadle had noticed the mistake
and In silence he allowed the farmer
to miss the plate for % consecutive
Sundays.
On the twenty-fourth Sunday the
farmer again ignored the plate, but
the old beadle stretched the ladle in
front of him and, in loud, tragic
whisper, hoarsely said:
'Your times up moo, Sandy"
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1916-09-08

Pass through meat chopper
enough pork tenderloin to make two
cupfuls and season with pepper and
salt, one teaspoonful of grated onion
and a quarter teaspoonful of powdered
sage Moisten one cupful of bread
crumbs with boiling water, squeeze
dry and add to the meat with one beat
en- egg. Shape into small cakes, dredge
with -four and brown on both sides in
hot bacon fat, cooking slowly in order
that the meat may be thoroughly
cooked without burning.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1916-09-08
PASSING Muster,

Il cam" said the bashful young man
to the director of the film company,
swim, dive, run an auto, fly an aero
plane, fence, box, shoot, ride horse,
cun motorboat, play golf, fight, make
love, fall off cliffs, rescue heroines,
play football, die naturally and kiss
a girl
But" interrupted the famous d.
rector, "can you act?'
alas" muttered the Would-be
screen hero. Il never thought of that"
Engaged" growled the director and
another screen star was born.-Life.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1916-09-08
CLEANSE THE PORES
Of Your Skin and Make 1t Fresh and
Clear by Using cuticura. Trial Free.

When suffering from pimples, black
heads, redness or roughness, smear
the skin with. Cuticura Ointment
Then wash off with Cuticura Soap and
hot water. These super-creamy emol-
lients do much for the skin because
they prevent pore clogging.
Free sample each by mail with Book
Address postcard, Cuticura, Dept. L,
Boston. Sold everywhere.-Adv.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1916-09-08
Iyonnaise EdQs.

Peel and chop fine two medium-sized
white onions and cook them gently in
quarter of a cupful of butter until
they begin to color. Stir in one table
spoonful of flour, then add gradually
one cupful of hot milk. chicken or
veal stock, and stir until smooth and
thick. Season with pepper, salt and
a speck of powdered mace; add six
bard-boiled eggs cut lengthwise into
quarters, heat thoroughly, turn out
carefully on squares of buttered toast.
sprinkle with chopped parsley and
srrNv ~ unGU!.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1916-09-08
Fish Cream.

Run cold cooked fish through the
chopper TO the amount of two cupfuls
Pour one cupful of boiling water over
one cupful of fine bread crumbs. Let
this mixture stand 10 minutes, then
add the fish, half teaspoonful of salt,
Il pinch of wife pepper, a tablespoonful
of minced olives or parsley, two table
spoOnfuls of melted butter and two
welI-beaten eggs. Pour into Il we'll
buttered mold. steam in steamer fol
three-quarters of an hour Serve AZ
soon us unmolded on hot platter.
Serve with tomato sauce. This makes
very nice dish for a luncheon.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1916-09-08
Life's Real Duties.

Let us live as though we had to live
forever; let us not live as though we
had to die in order to confne all our
cares TO this life: think of that life
which is eternally reserved for us be-
fore God and for God. Therefore LET
US henceforth begin TO live for him,
since it is for him that we must live
in eternity. Let US live for him and
love him with all our heartS-BoSsuet
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1916-09-08
AmbroSia.

Six pounds of plums, six oranges.
one and a half pounds of raiSins, six
pounds of sugar. Chop raisins and
oranges and rind of three oranges.
Add one cup of vinegar and cook two
hours. being very careful that it does
not burn, especially the last hour. Eng
fish walnutS can also be added
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1916-09-08
In His Fathers Footstep s.

what are you going to do when you
yet to be man?" q Winchester resi-
'lent asked Joseph Cannon Watson, the
young son of James e. Watson OF
0ushville, Republican nominee for
United States senator. during a visit
lie made there recently.
"Oh, I don't know" the lad hastily
'eplied. But / suppose that I'll run
or things" -IndianapoliS Star.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1916-09-08
Missed the COUPONS.

Patience-Someones sent her a lot of
cigarettes for a wedding gift.
Patrice-But she doesn't smoke.
"Of course not. 1t made her mad
clean through"
But her husband can smoke them"
eyes, but what made her so mad
was, they didn't send any coupons with
them"
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1916-09-08
TYPICAL.

81 presume the characters in this
novel all belong to the haute monde"
''Why SOP
THE son is in love with chorus
girl, the daughter is having an affair
with a foreign nobleman, the mother
is woman who has never been able to
find herself and the father has the
govt"
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1916-09-08

natural as well as
t h e spiri t u a !
world. We do not
understand h O W
we fall asleep nor
how we wake up,
but we know we
do both. On the
spiritual plane we
do not understand
how all the exper-
riences we meet
can work together
for good, but we
k n ow they do.
There would be
no need of this
text If h n G 8
went ALWAYS as
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1916-09-08
Confused.

A fustered woman was seen run
ming wildly about in the corridors OF
large railway station.
what are you looking for, madam
questioned an officer.
IL am looking for the entrance to
the outsider" responded the woman
nervously.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1916-09-08
Fla Sandwiches.

Cut thin slices Of buttered bread in
fancy shapes with fig filling between
each two. Prepare rs follows: One
half Il pound finely chopped figs; one
half cupful of sugar, one-half cupful
boiling water and two tablespoOnfuls
of lemon juice. Mix these ingredients
and cook in double boiler until thick
enough to spread.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1916-09-08
Maple leo.

cupful of milk, three-Quarters of
a cupful of maple si@Up, two eggs and
one cupful of cream First scald the
milk in a double boiler, then add the
siruD and pour over the well-beaten
eggs Return all to the boiler. cook
and freeze.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1916-09-08
What is Castoria

substitute for Castor OIL Pago Drops
Pleasant 1t contains neither opun
~ Morphine Its age its guarantee II
Darrhoa and wind
Collie Teethig Troubles Constipation and IL
regulates the Stomach and Bowels gg a"o
natural The Panacea-The Mothers Friend
which has use o ovx
bis infancy Allow one to deceive you IN ms
and but experiments '
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1916-09-08

Man is set here TO find out the re-
sources of God. All he requires is q
certain per cent to be dedicated tC
his cause. That is wonderfully cheap
No business firm will do business Cd
that basis.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1916-09-08
Use Potato Water.

Potato water is excellent for clean
ing spoons and knives and forks. APP
ply 1t with q soft cloth. All stains
will disappear Immediately. Polish
with a channels leather after this treat
ment.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1916-09-08
THINKING of the Bill,

"Well it's been q long pGll," said the
doctor to his patient, "but I'll have you
on your feet in a week.
ION my feet In week?' repeated
the patient sadly. "But say, doctor,
aren't you going to leave me enough to
even get a pair of shoes"
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1916-09-08
pisobIlqinq.

''I'm in tough luck, George. Old
1oughbags refused to let me marry his
daughter until / could show him fifty
thousand dollars that l had earned
by my own effG-ts."
'Too bad, old chap"
But that isn't the worst of it. He
wouldn't even give me tip on the
market so could earn the money. A
DOOR man has no chance at all these
days."
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1916-09-08

Lydia E. Pinkham's Vegetable Com
pound would cure it. It helped both
the Change of Life and the tumor and
when I got home did not need the doctor.
I took the Pinkham remedies until the
tumor was gone, the doctor said, and I
have not felt it since. I tell every one
how / was cured. If this letter will
help others you are welcome to use it. F"
Mrs. E. H. BEAN, 525 Joseph Avenue,
Nashville, Tenn.
Lydia E. Pinkham's Vegetable Com
pound, a pure remedy containing the
extractive properties of good old FASH
toned roots and herbs, meets the needs
of woman s system at this critical period
Of her life. Try it.
If there is any symptom in your
case which puzzles you, write to
the Lydia e. Pinkham Medicine
Co., Lynn, Mass.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1916-09-08
Domestic Differences.

"Our new cooks going to leave"
said Mr.. Crossiots.
whats the trouble?"
I'VE can't agree. She wants grand
opera on the photograph aud we like
ragtime."
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1916-09-08

DIR. Peery's DEAD SHOT" Is an effective
medicine for Worms or Tapeworm in adults
or children. One dose is sufficient and NO
supplemental purge necessary.-Adv.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1916-09-08
Located.

"Tell me, where is -ancy bred?"
sighed the poet.
MY card. SIR" said the proprietor
of the bakery, Fancy bread sps-
cinlty,'
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1916-09-08
Wooden Spoons for Fruit

When stewIng fruit never use a
metal spoon. A wooden spoon is best,
and one with q short handle il the
,ppst convenient for thick substitutes.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1916-09-08
Some Name.

Have you named the baby YETI
mo. not yet-Yetta. boston Eve
ming Transcript.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1916-09-08
NOTHING so EFFECTIVE AS ELIXIR
= IaIrIr - aIala NJ Cl,ilIa 4 Eaxer

nADAN Tor WHiaIIa' Siiiis
Chief of Police, J. W. Reynolds, Newport
News,Va. says: cit is pleasure to recommend
Rabek for chills and fever. Have used 1t when
necessary for 20 years and have found no remedy
rs effective" Elixir Ma blk so cents, all drug
gists, or by Parcel Post, prepaid. from kloczew'
ski s. Co., Washington d. G.
A Good Move-8abek Liver Pills.
70 nills 25cents
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1916-09-08
Known, But Not
Understood
By REV. B. B. SUTCLIFFE
Extension Department, Moody Bible
Institute, Chicago

TEXT-we know that all things work
together for good to them that love God,
to them who are the called according to
his purpose.-Rom. S:2S.
There are things we know but do
not understand. This is true In the
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1916-09-08

Cheerfulness will make your bur
dens lighter and your comfort greater.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1916-09-08

If you would avoid trouble, always
look for the funny side of question.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1916-09-08

A woman has no right to grow old
until she has been married at least
twice III
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1916-09-08

Egg stains on silver spoons can be
removed by rubbing them with damp
salt
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1916-09-08

The country church should be ano
must be by divine right the center OF
the community.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1916-09-08
HOW MRS. Bean
met THE CRISIS
Carried Safely Through Change
of Life by Lydia E. Pinkham's
Vegetable Compound.
Nashville, Tenn.-'When I was going
through the Change of Life had tu-

uOi CO AoA 30 DC =
child's head. This
doctor said it was
three years coming
and gave me medi-
cine for it until I
was called 9 W ay
from the city for
8 ON 9 time. OF
l|course I could not
l|go to him then, SO
sImy sister-in-l told
:lne that she thought
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1916-09-08

A mans understanding is limited by
the size of his feet.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1916-09-08

More wives would respect their hus-
bands IL they were not so we'll ac-
quainted.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1916-09-08

Sometimes a widow makes hit by
posing as miss.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1916-09-08

we desired or if we always understood
why they go as they do. But the text
gives us hint what the Christian has
before him
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1916-09-08
Something in Names.

Sites, GRADUATED Eyelids, Sore and Infiamed
Eyes healed promptly by the use of ROMAN
EYE BALSAM-Adv.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1916-09-08
A Guess.

wright's Indian Vegetable Pills have stood
the test of time. Test them yourself now Send
for sample to 372 Pearl street, n. X.-Ady
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1916-09-08

Part of our religion should be tC
keep our bodily condition in the pink
Of perfection.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1916-09-08

"Why does politician wear string
tie?"
ITO string his constituents. Louis
vile Courier-J ournal.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1916-09-08
Is q deceptive disease

VYnNJEV Is a deceptive disease
SAAO1<G thousands have it
IT'D NTTDE Z and don't know it. If
L NoODAL you want good results
you can make no mistake by using DR..
Kilmer's Swamp-Root, the great kidney
remedy. At druggists in fifty cent and
dollar sizes. Sample size bottle by Far
eel Post. also pamphlet telling you about
IL Address DR. Ki1me- &c Co., Bingham
ton, N. Y. and enclose ten cents, also
mention this paper.
Abilene weekly reflector. [volume] (Abilene, Kan.) 1888-1935, 1916-06-29
KEYSTONE

mr.. and Mrs. John Alden, VIII
Hoeriing and family. Mr.. and Mrs
David Alden and daughter and P
+. Botz and family spent Saturday
evening at Robert Broadfoot's.
Mr.. and Mrs. Martin and family
from Abilene were visiting Mr.. and
MRS. David Alden and B. B. Botz's
Saturday afternoon. Mrs. Martin
Formerly lived In Des Moines.
Pearl McBeth went to Abilene
tuesday to spend the rest Of the
week.
Mrs. Carbinia spent one after
noon last week with Mrs. viii
Abilene weekly reflector. [volume] (Abilene, Kan.) 1888-1935, 1916-06-29
HERE AND THERE

Mr.. and Mrs. w. H. Cook ant
family spent Sunday with theii
daughter, Mrs. Copeland.
Floyd Hinkle and TIA Watt took
dinner at Mics Sunday.
Geo. Bradley's moved their house
Monday and expect to live in 1t
while the new one is being erected.
Mr.. and Mrs. F. L. Blaesi, Ed.
Blaesi and family, sherd Reed. Earl
Coffenberger and Frank Makins as
sisted them.
Clara Stone visited with Marie
Cook one day last week.
Mr.. and Mrs. Roy Lair and Teddy
spent Sunday at Fred Roses.
Mae Hinkle visited with Misses
Hazel and Eunice Heiens Sunday.
Miss Lulu Spangler of Abilene Is
itaying with Sherd Reed this week.
A. R. Gish and family of Abilene
pent Sunday with his sister, Mrs.
iuy Lahr.
Abilene weekly reflector. [volume] (Abilene, Kan.) 1888-1935, 1916-06-29
MOISTURE DELAYS HARVEST
An Inch Of Rain Fell Saturday and
Sunday Nights

A .6-inch ranch early Sunday
morning and another half inch last
night has delayed harvesting for a
day or more. Many farmers were In
the fields Saturday and some Others
were under way by Friday, but
with favorable conditions today, the
binders can be taken into the fields
tomorrow.
A greater percentage than ever
before are using tractors instead Of
horses for motive power and one
day with the gasoline horse makes a
big swatch In field With an eight
foot binder and tractor one farmer
cut S5 acres, keeping three shock
ers busy.
There is very dense underground
On the wheat and many farmers
nave installed gasoline engines on
he binders which greatly relieves
he strain on the bull wheel. With
tut the engine the heavy straw
hoked the machinery.
Between here and Junction City
lany farmers were cutting wheat