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Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1916-04-27
peIi,eiueriakren In Hublan>,

Sic llcbcriecs Natritten : Iacutur
mcloct orabtlus nus Berlin: Nnt Be
ridteu. hic ilucr Stoduoim bon ct.
petersburg natl bier %gctontntcn itno,
iiuo Der ruiiiiteu Holi5et untcr benz
@oripnnr. tic ioGIc nas Snupenlpeien
untcrcrildeu. psit9ehenoc %ollnndlteu
iiir ben 8ebraud, Der &aiicn ertheiit
porbeu. 1riiseIn perbaiteter Scripz
men III nmtlit piencr einacfiihrt NOR
Den. Sic Yuli5ei bat bieie Sprrchtc
in sroblider @eiie miSbralidt.
Sn eincm Sorf bcs 8oupcrncmcutS
ct. Yetersburs, ia9en Die Sepeihen
lpcitcr. tpornte Die SoliSei, I'M Elm
@eitGnoniB bon Sem gcrhaitetcu 81
crhaltcn. Nnrbcr gc9eu cincn Suocn
an. peld,er pc5 8ituals Wprbes be-
ihulbist nurbc. NcbnlidIc Sale luers
Den bon 8isa beritltet. Ser Hebuts
teur elmer liberalcn 3eituus purhs
inter benz @oripdnb perhnftct. Elm
Sieb an lciu. Iuf Ser Yoli3cilpate
purcc Der Ranu scihla9en, bis or
blutete.
Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1916-04-27
HaHcns %Trsnnmna.

llc6cr Die Scria'iunasmdbiateit bon
Srcinan3cn bc6iislidI Der Rdiicrid,ciz
oung, murbe I'M @uuoess Sbergcriht
III @aibinaton. ;. e.. nnldblih zines
Ero5ciies pldbisrt. III Incident cs lid
INT Die Redtirditiatcit elmer BON Der
Stabt SpuisuiIc, aY.. crIuiicuen Der
fli8ung taubeit. mouat i'll 3utunit
fein Ncacr icinen &nhniis in cinem
glod nuiidIoaen bari. III pcltcm Die
WehrSohl Der Nc!uobncr WeiBc iiub,
mic aud tcin @ciBcr icincu &rbniis
III SIods ucbuleu purt. no bic Iebrs
3dbl Der @cuoiucr Ncacr linn. Sic
III erlrortcnpc Gntitcioung Miro fir
picIc dbnIidc S~roinanSen III unbcrcn
Stdotcn nl;SI ,t!ng9ebenp ieiu.
Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1916-04-27
>Aeber oicic pidti9e iraee ipratl
III iih llniperiitdts 2 4roieiior s.
u. Hpou in ieincm ortttcn

clAeber oieic nidti9e Sroee ipradl
nI iih llntperlitdts Yrofe1or ).
w q arun in ieincm orittcn
|ortragc Dor Dem @roofInncr
9otdls &crbdub ais mie iolat:
Yco's hcs 9rtiscbrten Nrbeiters
en6ptlita berilbrt Die Sra9c nlr al
scmciu. Ser III Scutid,Iano 6tpiidlcn
antbolitcu Der a0lucr unb ScrIiuer
8iftun9 aliseebrod,euc Strcit wurbe
mad Rom CUR Gutit'eiouug gebrndlt
uro scr 6l. Batter, Stlis ocr 3cbntc,
%entid,ieb, hdS tutboliide llnioncu has
Sbeol leicr, ipenn lie b%urdIgefiibrt
pcroer tonuten. bnB nbcr III @cgcne
Den nit gemiidtcr Sepolfcrung es
3uIdiiia lei, rag Nrbeitcr pcrld,icoeuer
9etcnntniiie in hriitIihcn @eipertz
ifaiten %gemeiniam an Der Sencruna
ibrer gage nrbeiteteu; bod ici cs
iuiini6enspertb. enb Den fntboliidcrr
Grbetteru in ciaeueu &ereini9uu9cn
Die Prin3ipieu tatboliifer Wordl eirz
gepflan3t piiroer.
Sier ldgeu Die Gerbdltniie nnoers.
llniere Unions ieien ui6t alrf reliz
gioier 0runbIa9e aui9cbaut. Sas
relieioie Womteut lei aus9ci6altet
Nueroinss Ieieu mand,e Nrbeiters Der
einigunseu ms lo3ialiitiide Sabr@
tpaiier gelan9t, aber aud bel ibueu lei
bieier 9~barafter an perpiiher.
ginem a~ntboliteu lei cs iogar nift
pertpebrt. elmer io3ialiitiihen Union
bei3utreten, ipern Dies bas cin3ige
Rittel lit. ibm gerbieuit uuo Nrbeit
gu it)aifen, iolauee Die Union nidt
~berlangt, baB er ben io5ialiitiifen
@runbidsen beiitimme.
Sm groBeu Sanger lei Die 8efabr
fir ben nneriianiifeu 8atbuliten III
ben Unions uiht 9rob uuo es mare
bertebrt, oaB oieie aatbpIifen aus Der
8ereinieung austreteu tpiiroen. Sn1
@eeentbeil iolteu lie in Der YGmers
icun federation Of 2abpr" Den Drift
liben @eiit uno friitlihe Yrir5ipien
erbalteu.
Die 3abl Der fatboliid,en grbeiter
in ben Unions lit nid,t groB 9cnua,
I'M mdttie III eigener Selbitdnbies
Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1916-04-27
0mts untereans Ser vpsr'
tn0al".

Sic tiirfiihc Resierune bat anses
fiinbist. bab baS I'M leeten Ttonat pers
ienfte ruiiilhe Spipitalitiif ~Yortus
gal" bon einem tiirtiiteu lluteriees
boot in Den 8runo ssbobrt ipuroc,
Ser 1eriht bat foI9enoen 8ortlaut:
~9ie Portugal" ipurbe III Der
Haft aui ben 80. Tdr3 seii6tet. Sic
belt &lirs auf eineu 9anbunesplae.
NIs Der Tag eraute, Iieb iih feititellen.
bab bas Stiif ihiper belaben mar unb
mebrere sleihfalIs itrper belahcnc
uno NIT 9ruppen beieste iladc SABINE
i'm Stlepptau bate.
Ser a~omn,aubcur une Die anbes
rem SifiSiere oes llutericebootes mo-
rem serehtfertist in Der Nnnabmc.
haB es lid nm ciuen Sransporteams
pier baublc. Der I'M 9egriii lei.
5rrppen uno Vprrdfbe on Sano An
iesen. Sus Shiii mar srau anscs
itriheu. nit cincm idmalcn rotbeu
Ranbitreiien uuo hattie Ole ruiiiidc
&nuoclsiln9se 9cbibt, niGt nbcr bic
S!na9c ocs .Hotber a~rcuscs". Scr
Namc ces SHiiicS mar nidt
littbar.
Ter critic Shuk.
Der crite Sorpeoo siu9 iebI. Ser
grpIoiion bes speitcu Sprpcbos. Der
Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1916-04-27
HeaanS famtt 2lnaertfa'S
0etreiHe.

Rad itatiitiifem Iaterial. pslhes
Der .Iiociateb SreB" bon Der boldns
.biihen He9ieruu9 our 0erfilsuns ses
'iteut ipprbeu lit, beabiiftist pas bols
.Ianbiihe @etreioe bureau in bieiem
Sabre BON Gmerita 1.1S0, 600 Sonuen
ptais I'M 8ertbe bon $46,S00,000
.iino 100000 Sonuen Eosaeu inn
sQ8crtbc bon S7,600,00o an i%aufeu.
O~prauSacicBt 0roBbritannicn sibt
,icinc 3uitimmmns gu Der @rbobuus
'6er gesempdrtia unaeuiigeubeu @ius
fubr BON monatlih $4,000 auf no..
D00 Sonnen @etreibc. Sie Verhnnos
Slsnscn iiber bieisn gunft iinb bereits
ID Ganse. Seit Sauuar BE-, IS, lit
Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1916-04-27
Setlae fiir Sic fe,ialiftiidee
Jnternatisnalc.

8elcsentli6 elmer In Varis abees
baltenen Veriammlurs bes RatiouaI :
8atbes Der iran5oiiiden io5iaIiitiifen
Yartei nurbe cine Heiolution paiiiert.
lpcldc befiiriportet, bab Die Yartei
audi iernerbiu bic R~esierlne in 8c3us
anf bic rationale gertbeioisuns nit
alIer gntihieoenbeit uuteritiiseu mil.
3eiterbin puroe cine ReioIrtiou sesen
8ieoeraufnabme Der 8e3iebungen nit
benz internationalen, io3ialiitiit,en
Bureau nit LOO sesen 1000 Stims
men aueenommer.
Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1916-04-27

Der Gniaui bon 0tnis ODER Hogeen bon
pripdter Seite pcrboten setueien, Ga
bic @esierung ein RonDpoI ein8cs
rittet bate.
EpIlte 8ro5britannien barauf be-
iteben, onb Die @orrdtbe auf 10000
Conner mouatlid bcid,rdnft bleibcn.
10 !uro Die houdnbiihe 8eeieruue
s05, 900 Sounen Wais liuo $4,000
9onnen Rcsgen f~aufcnr
Was Wci5en lno Webl anbetriiit,
ic miro bic 8e9ierune bon Gmcri'a
minbeitens 10 piel. luie I'M lcsten
Sabr einiilbren, b b. uuecfdbr 600,s
600 5onneu 8ei3cn I'M Bertbc bon
$50, 100000 unb 27S,000 Sonuen
Nebl I'M 9crtbe BON $5.900,000.
Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1916-04-27

cine ioldc Suitiatipc abcr nit Der
Stipierigteit Ger 5ransporttolten gu
tdmpfeu babeu; benu Der Sorf miro
ais otonortiidcs Seuerurgsmoterial
ilbernl MIR in Der Nnd,baridnft ieines
Suilhprt5 p%crlpenbrt. Wat bat guar
aud it]on cine Nrt aote ais Dem Sori
herseitellt. aber III ioIhcm Sale lpilroc
bel Dem Nbbau Der Sorilaeer in 10
ab9cleSencu @egenben pie Den obeu
%gennnnten, bos lp%srtbpolitc 9te6ens
prpouft (@aal feline cntiprchcube
Iusnnsuug iirbeu. iucldcs gu ciucr
TerbiIialns bcs 10 bcr9citelten Bro
butts beigctrn9eu bate.
Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1916-04-27
Die tsefrutiernne In Canada

Ite Die .8cits Gnnaro" berittet.
3eiseu Die lcstcn Hetruticrun8s5iTfern
oaB unscidbr 100000 Naun in Ga
naoa Der Nrn,ee bcitrnteu. SAT- 11S.s
000 iiuo bon Der Hrpuir5 Ontario,
$4,000 BON ben Yropiujcn Wanitpba
unb Sdsfottelpau %suionmcn. 10000
pom Der Yropin5 Quebec uno le $4,000
bon Der Yropin5 Sritiib Columbia,
alberta unb Den maritimeu EropinSeu.
Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1916-04-27
III. y. Grtbmne" fiir GtesSsrs
aseTeueIt.

Sie -Netp Yort Sribuue". felt
Sabr5ebnten cine Der fiibrenoeu re-
publifnniihen 8eihlneen im 2anbe,
brinet einen 9eitartifel. in tpeltem Tie
fir bic Domination theodore 8ocies
BELTS fir bic Yrdiibeuti6ait auf benz
repubIitaniifen National : aonbcnt
~eiutritf
Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1916-04-27

mittid,iiis. untcrbalb Scr Bride cins
it)lug. folgte cine furttbdre grplos
lion int Nunrpf. bic inSmeifelbaft
ourd) arpBe Ren9cn p~eritauter CIR
ploIio'toife pcruriadt purbe. I'm
mittclbnr mad oieier Grploiiou grill
Gin icinplidler Sorpcbpbppt : Serltorer
oas l(ntcriecbput uiI."
Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1916-04-27
K~sblenmanesl mnS areenti'
niicbe QerRaeer.

Nnseiitts Nes aobIemmanacls but
man ueuerNingS i'll Nr9entinicn an
acrest. cic SoriInaer ausSubeutcn. an
ccuen III Seuerlano uuo ciniecn
iumriieeu @escnrer Der npreIihen
Hropiu3cu feiu IunaeI iii. gs biirite
Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1916-04-27
2lrmsetmnSe iiir Onfel Sam.

Naf Nusiascu bcs General ar5teS
Der Nrmee. NJ. &. @orsas, Dor bent
Sdus aomite fIir Ytilitdriueleu, ut Die
Anihaiiuns bon armee @Sunben niht
MIR ratbiant, ionoerr brinseuo notbig.
Sn 2eutihlano beiist man 5000
Sauitdts spunoe, iagt 9eueruI ,Waior.
@orsds, Die lid III Den sipansig
&rieesmonoep als unentbebrlid CUR
auiiiubung bon Gerlpuubeteu ertpieieu
tabcu. NQcs, mas unier SuuoeSbeer
beiist. iino ie6s irngpiirnige nRups
pies" III Sort %ermont mn a,id nm
bieic 81 filttcrn, mrs crit bic 0eeres<
uorInac nmeubicrt ipsrbcn. On bisher
feline %olnlatt criiticrt, uuBer Bier
Den mn Wnllcic!n audi nnbere Bier
iiiSlcr nui Stnntsioiteu 81 %erndhrcn.
Sns ioa ntcr icst gcitcben, mic @cs
neral ar3t Sr. 8orsas crfldrte.
Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1916-04-27

Die Sabl 10 miro oils cine I'm
eliids3nbl bctradltet. uno ID Sabre
poI aranfheit ruo 2eiben iinh gelpib
Gin pollcs NaS o llnsIiid unb NiBs
seidlid. Taran iperoen mir lebbait
burh eircn fiirSlif bon Serrn z.
9ohnit in Ylpmouth. go. crbaltcncn
Srief %crinnert' CT idreibt: sd
mar 10 Sabre lang irnnt an 8beus
matiSmus uno auocren 2ciben. gs
ipurbe 10 ihlimm nit mir. bab ih
lpeocr eI'eu, nod itfufeu, nod,
arbeitcn tonnte. Ncinc Sducc poren
NIT Shtpdren becedt. Die cine ipGiies
riec Sliiiiisfeit auSihicbeu. G. mar
feline Stele oa, Die eeiunS ausiab.
Sh %eebraudte Sorni's Mlpentrduter.
unb meine Suut purbe rein; ih
tpurbe eeilnb unb fonnte pieoer eiien.
idlafer uno arbeiten. Sab meme
Seilung cine bauernoe ipar. lit iitcr.
oenn es lit iest 5polf Sabre Der. lett
ih franz mar, unb ih bin ieitber niht
tpieber frant eetpeien. 8Ieih3eitis
fiible ib mid NM 5ebn Sabre finger
ais friiber, Sb bin @ott banfbar fir
ben @ebanfen. Der mid peranlaBte.
Sornt's Glpenfrduter gu sebrauhen."
Sit es niht oerniinftis. angus
nebmen. bag cine Rebi5in. bic iolhe
sriiuolihe Seilrciultate cr3iclt. tpeit
iiber bent 8~etpobnlihen itebt? st
elm ioldes Yrdparnt nift pertb. pers
iuht su iperben. ipcnu allies triib rnb
traurie aiisiiebt? llneleih anberen
Reoi3inen 1T Sorni's IlpenirGuter
uiht in Npotbefen su baben. SpesiaIs
Isenten Iieicru es Den 9euten brett
POM 9abpratorium. Sails Sic intes
r%ciiicrt limb unb teincn Aaenten fem
uen. ifrciben Sie an: Sr. @etcr
6ahrucn 4 Cons Co. 1875 so.
Sopue Npc.. Chicago. III.
Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1916-04-27

Sotal: ..... .S53.S90.7 70
Gue nah Dem 1. april cineelauies
men @eloer perben I'M ndhlten gcs
ri6t per6fientliht.
GhtungsnpI.
Sobn O. Snenemann,
Sefretdr.
Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1916-04-27

- Ser 8ertb zines @cnihcn IdSt
lid aus ben Sreilben crmcNcu. Die or
iudt unb eritrebt.
Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1916-04-27

DIR. A. Norwerk. Iowa: Rev. J. Schultz
Iowa: Frank GALES. Mont. Peter Jonas
Iowa: Peter Schneider. Iowa: B. A. Pot
tabaum, Iowa; NJ. L. Probst. Iowa: p. y
Heinrich, Iowa; Chas. Schneider, Iowa
Dom. Goergen, Iowa r. NJ. Lecher. Iowa
Mike Lecher, lows; J. p. Schwebach
Iowa: Frank Sechser. s. D.; Geo. T. Var
Ven Roy, Wis: Minnie Heesacker. Neb.
Mrs. Mary Riley. ILL.,: Rev. j. T.. thinner
mann. y. D.: Mrs. Geo. Johnston. y. u.
Mrs. p. Ii. Rupp. y. D.; j. Sprengelmeyer
iowa; Rev. A. Walsh, Iowa: p. r. Meyer
kans. Mrs. Paul A. Sitter. MINI.
Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1916-04-27

Sic Iahrteit lit Gin itnrfcs
Meiicr. bei'cn Shritt pft bitter lpcbe
tout. nbcr bica 8crficug Al fiibrcn.
it trclicr SrclIubcstauo Gilitt.
Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1916-04-27

llebcr bunocrt 9iloer eutbaItenb;
fir ieben Seutideu, ScIterreiher ober
llngaru bon bD6ltem Sntereiie. Gin
bleibenbes Nnbenfen an Den sroSeu
Welitriea. SeipuoerS ~gceignet, INN
BEN Teriunnoten uub Sreunoeu in Der
alien Seimatb einen pafenoeu Seueis
bapon 81 geber. ipie in ben 8ereinisteu
Staaten Die Siebe uuo 8egeilterung
fir Die beutid)c Sahe gum Nusbrude
fommt. Yreis beS 9dnofens 25 Cts.
Ian beniise Den ipI8enbeu Seiteas
5ettcl:
Catholic Yriuting Company.
Dubuque, Soma.
Inbci % Gents in 9aar oper in
Sricimnrtcn fir gSar Cartoon. Sud.
Wciue Ibreiic 1T:
Name:
%obuort:
SOuutp:
etaot:
Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1916-04-27
EiDniere fatboliider
$reB= Gntwidelnns.
Tim balbiuO &entliGe Nussaben unb
wetteren Ausban Der fatbulf&en
EreHe 81 erm6slihen.

.VUIIU. III UIgUIITWt YrGNe
muS Sade oes gan3e
fatboliid,en Bottles ieiu.
SoIsenbes iinh Die Tamen Sencr,
pelhe ibr Ibonuement iiir balls
iuodentlite Iussabeu BON rSbc
Catholic Sribune" cin9ciGiat baben.
Sic nrbeitcn NIT une iiir Die Sd,uis
lung Der eriten fatboliihcn balbs
potentlifen 3eitung in Der 9aneess
iprahe in Den Ser. Siaateu. Sic
poaen ben ndfitcn Sdritt gu tdas
Iiten Nussabeu moalit MADDEN.
Sicic 2iitc miro ipe~itcrsciibrt.
The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1916-04-27
WORTH KNOWING

Philippine cigars now are exported
to 80 countries besides the United
States
One thousand cases Of American
beer have been ordered by a firm in
karachi, India
Two OF Denmarks young princes
are handicapped by the names Of
Virgo and "Aaga
Tho United states used one.nfth OF
the io,OOO,0OO pounds Of sugar pro.
duced In the world last year.
Large deposits Of platinum haye
been discovered In the south Of Spain.
They VIII be worked by the govern.
meat
A Montana hospital claims the larg.
est electric range It has eight ovens
and VIII prepare meals for 800 per.
sons daily.
An iron ship weighs 27 per cent
less than a wooden one Of the Same
dimensions. and Will carry Is ner
cent more cargo.
Exports OF Scotch whisky to tho
United states amounted 10 s3gG 807
last year, falling of OF moro than
sao,oo0. as compared with 1914.
The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1916-04-27

Admirers Of Robert Louis Steven
son noted today with interest the
prices paid for autograph letters of
Stevenson in the sale here of the col
lection OF letters owned by Mrs Sails.
bury Field of Santa Barbara, Cal.
Mrs Field inherited the collection on
the death of her mother, who was the
authors wife. The top price of yes
terdays sale was $3.50, which was
paid for an unpublished letter to Ste
vensons mother in 1881, in which he
mentions that he was paid only $i00
for his 'Nirginibus Puerisque." The
letter brought $3.50 more than the
price paid for the original work A
letter to Stevenson father, in which
the author asserted that he was going
to rcwrite Treasure Island" brought
S225. The sum Of S167.5l was paid
for a letter to Stevenson's parents.
in which the author wrote that he had
been offered "a hundred pOunds-a
hundred iiuglng, tingIing. golden
minted quid for Treasure Island. -"
Pittsburgh Dispatch.
The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1916-04-27
TAKE PRIDE IN THEIR COMBS
Social Status OF Natives of Ceylon Can
Be Told by the Height Of Their
Hair Ornament.

Ceylon Is perhaps the only country
IN tho world where men wear combs.
II lis the dGngnt OF the native males
Of the low country to wear their hair
twisted into roll at the back Of the
head with horseshoe-shaped tortoise.
shell comb at the top. The women,
Uarioasly enough. do not affect this or.
The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1916-04-27

namcnt. 1t appears that one of the
great ambitions Of he Cingalese man
Of humble position is to possess and
wear "A huge comb OF The finest luster
and most perfect manufacture. and
many indicate their higher social
status by means of an additional comb.
rising to a considerable height above
their glossy coil
The artist in tortoise shell who
makes these combs obtains his raw
materials from the hawkbill turtle.
The turtle Is killed and its carcass i'm
mediately immersed in boiling water.
The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1916-04-27

The plates. when separated from the
bony part OF the animal. are very ir-
regular in form. Being brittle. they
require careful manipulation especial.
~ as high temperature, which would
soften them, tends to ddrken and cloud
the shell. They are therefore treated
at as low heat as is possible for the
work. Thickness is obtained by soft.
ening several plates and then applying
pressure, when union of the surfaces
takes place. Under heat the shell also
is nodded into various artificial
forms.
The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1916-04-27

gratitude he owes this faithful and
tireless little friend for the sleepless
watchful hours IL subjects itself to in
order that he may slumber in security
and comfort, and when 1t sings its
merry morning lay have seen him.
instead OF bestowing fond caresses
reach from his warm quilts, grasp it
wthlessly and slam it into the Earth,
est and darkest corner Of the room
crushing the dainty hands that seemed
uplifted IN an attitude of horror and
protection, scoru fully muttering such
uncouth and UNIV orthy reproaches as
The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1916-04-27
Djscourauinu Company,

Mrs. F'latbush-Come over and sing
for me tonight?
Mrs. Bensonhurst-Bu you have
company visiting at your house,
haven't you?
Yes, but my husband thinks they
have been with us long enough"
The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1916-04-27
MAN WAS EVER UNGRtTEFUL
AS Witness His Treatment Of Faithful
Friend Whose Only Idea Is to
20 Him a Service.

The trucst and most devoted friend
that man ever had is the little mani
mate bundle OF nerves that stands
guard by his bedside through the dead
hours Of the night, its palpitating lit.
tie heart spreading cheer and conf.
dence over he surrounding gloom.
Yet man often forgets the depths of
The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1916-04-27
Not Mind Readers.

Newed-My wife thinks you are
clever.
Oldwed-You mean she says | am.
Newed-Well, isn't it the same
thing?
Oldwed-Not on your life. No man
knows what woman thinks.
The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1916-04-27
Demonstration IT.

Mrs Binx-"l was just reading about
n man seventy year, old who has been
sent to the penitentiary for the fifth
time for burglary" Mr.. Binx-"Yes.
old age steals on. Boston Globe
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Still the Same.

Tho Chinese claim that they bred
and domesticated hogs 1000 years be-
fore the Christian era, but In all that
time the manners Of the hogs have not
improved much.--Atchison Globe
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Cruel.

Patience II - said tho musical
acntcnesa Of horses IS shown by tho
rapIdity with which cavalry horses
learn the significance OF trumpet calls
Patrice-I'll bet II YOU sang while
riding one he'd run away.
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Wise Succession.

"Asphodelia Twobble says her tenn
permanent is going to be the death of
her yet"
She ought to take something for
1t
What would you suggest"
"A husband who won't stand for
any foolishness."
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Barefoot

hink Of the poor people who have
70 10 barefoot" exclaimed tho sym.
pathetic girl
You cant always tell about the poy.
cry 81 people who so barefoot re.
piled her unimaginatiye father Some
Of them may be ballet dancers"
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Virtual Ultimatum Sent.

II have deemed 1t my duty, there
fore, to say to the imperial German
government that If it is still its pur-
pose TO prosecute ruthless and indis-
criminate warfare against vessels of
commerce by the use of submarines.
notwithstanding the now demon.
strated impOssibility of conducting
that warfare in accordance with what
the government Of the United States
must consider the sacred and indis-
putable rules of international law and
the universally recognized dictates of
humanity tho government of the
United States is at last forced to the
conclusion that there is but one
course it can pursue; and that unless
the imperial German government
should now Immediately declare and
effect an abandonment of its present
methods Of warfare against passenger
and freight carrying vessels this gov.
eminent can have no choice but to
sever diplomatic relations with the
EpNbi hlH'bt VI tho btI lIun Eluplle az
together
This decision have arrived at
with the keenest regret; the possibil-
ty OF the action contemplated | am
sure all thoughtful Americans will
look forward to with unaffected reluc,
lance. But we cannot forget that we
are in some sort and by the force of
circumstances the responsible spOkes,
man OF the rights Of humanity, and
that we cannot remain silent while
those rights seem In process OF being
utterly swept away IN tho maelstrom
OF this terrible war We owe 1t TO a
duo regard for our own rights as a
nation, TO our sense Of duty as pre-
resentative OF the rights OF neutrals
the world over, and to a Joint conccp-
ton OF the rights Of mankind to take
this stand now with the utmost solem-
nifty and llrmness
i have taken it, and taken it In
the confidence that it will meet with
your approval and support. All sober.
minded men must unite in hoping
that the imperial German govern.
mcnt which has in other circum
stances stood as the champion of all
that we are now contcnding for in the
interest Of humanity, may recognize
tho justice Of our demands and meet
them in the spirit in which they are
made"
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Smoke" From Mount Hood.

The smoke" so-caled, that has
been reported rising from the crater
OF Mount Hood the extinct volcano Of
Oregon, is not smoke at all, according
to f. d. Young of the United States
weather bureau, Sometimes it is
merely snow. blown from the cliffs in
side the crater by a strong wind;
sometimes it is clouds. drifting into
the crater and transformed into an
almost perpendicular column OF va.
por by the rising air currents where
the cliffs converge
~0~~~o~~-~~-o~>~~~~o~~~~
these, D that blinkety-blank
alarm clock. anyhow then return to
his snoring. -Zim, IN Cartoon Maya.
zine.