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capt. Edward Holmes and = hshing
party csugh' l32 veaktsh or sunday.
capt. Joe Holiness catch to-day was qs
weaffsh and kingnsh
Sea bass and hluehsh are plentiful out
sii- catches ranging from .oo - 900
pounds TO ;he boat being frequent made
g MCIRHElb.
The sun., 1916-09-09

EMNside.
(East Of Fifth avenue. between Fourteenth
and ll0th Streets

'EtsA OI Flttu avenue UftNt'n FoulEfenIn
and ii0th streets
'sT Az. s3;. w $. at c ! blk. bet seth and
3ith sts. runs " soy = "a * =. so TO nv
as to n.s.Jos W ponsan 20 WIN
liens; sep, atty LAWYERS rite at
SAME iPsRRoPTERry-w j MORT. to Hsie.nn
l. Roedels. .? Anderson sv. P,lisade. y
!; seprI : ATTY. same 500
Dorothy SALISBURY "a T. 5S,n st. Sop,
- a,i1' BOUNDS. II a u s! c"i", s.n
50 whi;iock ~. Bronx mtg. $4,000,
Aus 81, atty, Louis Mannheim. 500
;-TW ST ae.;. E.. 10: = Majls.n az
eiiyiooS reg ir..!ng Arm. Rs.l r";et.
st. nig siea. 800. sept |; atty. Tive Gdar
ssTH ST. ice y, NJ. $40 " rarS az. eiss
pr-lct is Z ~ Al. mtg si7.5oo, ~.
liens. sept. g attys. Snlter 4 :. i!o
Yves, Of Fiftr avenue. lctWecn touri-..th
and HON streets
stSss., oto-ecio. Aps ?s,-i Sidney
E..n..'in T't. 20 ~ c z" "a, TT'Ft: !.
wall 81. ,rus,ec.. s.pff 5; sttys, s,ew,ri
= > Is Wall t.....-.. ..... $50 600
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ris. So Pr"s!icat 81 NO klyI. all 'i.'.
May satis. p CO. 10 Bwiy 80
SAME PROp-Wn j morris 10 l's nh W
Donrin - T. is'h 81. mtg $4,000. a.
Hens. Sep, ATTY, same tln"
,lsT ST .:. " : = $50 . Sn ty. giN32.jS
.5v3t.> tfnr-c.cs Aux N-H irrl Blih".
ref. to Alros" Realty 80, ~ Fax 70"
mts ,is;ooo. sep, : atys' Myers & Shs oc
i03D ST -. 100 . we-i End g., TX o.
-Finr holding carpu 20 The -" W'S'
: 1854 :, Corpn. 90 NJ lispn "a. mig W.
900. sept y at'y. Title Guar a 7 g.,
The sun., 1916-09-09
ROD AND GUN.
sCHWARz HAS WORMS AND CRABS
%pnccunInH SOC : $50 p, ,,sth 81.
hUStNbAUM FoJt Of II" Station

Prices cut In half.
100. pearl sauids.. &C.; isc. sin*ers 10,
INC: Use. leaders. 3 II. .7hsc.; zoe. az rize
900 IT,, 49,: $3.50 African Greenheart.
German silver agate guides and ny; ss.,S;
lin, surf casting rod. $500; $500 mahogany
81 Inch Il. y. plate. double adjustment.
a1.60; 50 90 good luck u. u. reel. S2.0O.
The sun., 1916-09-09
BAIT AND FISHING TACKLE.

N NV NV bU@ oUoVA
Abbey A Iinhric. IL Vesey st Tackle only
1mstcrdam Tackle h Rait store, =; hm,ii' Az.
Srunner, Helgrsmitc. WASH Mkt Tel f755 Cort.
Esumsnn 2252 I'd av bet tli \ 10 ats.
n."msnn, John. 3l W l25'h 81
s,.cher 3ss r sith 81 Moulds Tel MrrrarHIN cr.S
psrt.r, Vhilip, sd S+th I'd nv How store ~ ~.
p,cwns Raft Depot, 23ii ~ a, VI l@l ST. u
= nr,so~ sly 1856 Amrt 1klcAh,l' Tel l7SSAli
Cconroy' T. j IS John st Tackle nnly.
S .Jr .i?jw l2i IT. Hrlrrant sSCr.'a.a.
E E,.ns Schneider Go ln Park Row No hs!t.
r,ssse 20. 40 Fulton At Tacki" only
xnch. IA s, list av Tel s2sOrchari Fiddler. tni..
u.r."h L., sNs Amsterdam sv $500 s-s Tel
H.hsrasf. +. 30, T., 3ith Tcl ~ Mut,t, IiN.
n,T,aIman, 5000 III sv ,l6f'h 7 Mrlt loss n \ {,
H,W, 90 II H., i93 Hrnad"av Tackle mi,
KN,,%r,lond : s6Chnmh"rs ~ Ikl,, frogs he. .ramits.
,v,uthai, ~ T. 80 St. NJ Prospect ny "a AIT.
Mn. T. .o7 4. Sith. rcl ~ Mlrrpy IA
Nsbu iTss 81 av, bet s2i and s''h 81.
", ,"n,lt,nnH DWARF, ChurchNN s'y - NJ hgtt
rrnannxY Il. 90, 70 hamhc - No h'it
UDs,ma,s,' ls,d at 4 LIST av Tel $685. Harlem TkINbe.
Cr..w'E ga "a av, 81 - Tel rs llsss.
p,t,.r Tel Bs1t tort Ws,hlngtuu Market
in,"m,t' ! ii. 800 81 s', nr "a rrncH'". only.
Rncinyola. u. ioi sth av cYr 70 Tncklck AT,
nr.. ~ il 3s r. l2S'h 50 ~ - l. sts.
nos"n,nr "a, + 5g,h. U'iwarc rspkIe only,
S.,',an iSiS Austrian, COZ Manhattan 4 rri,
Ssu'." ,,alt Depot, iHi ON nv near 3>th At.
ss nm,rsrmn' / \ Son. 3ole "a Nv OPP Iij'h st rpi.
srsu"" 81, Ease .llstASth Nv Iri -," Bwant
s'"" ,, : es3S Sd Az Tackle unly.
ssi.d"s' s,Ao 81 ~ ldf'h f. Tel $40 M"l
ss,.s"nnccS' II. 1904 ~ - TertIr .ri hait
Tsyi'r ~" - eiq7 ru't.a - "a ~ =
Won r'',-n y, ,y mr. 10Th ph 5Tf1 Orch. T SB
The sun., 1916-09-09

PLENTY IT, BASS. PORGIEs. FTUKE.
OtKALIA 8 4. II. Capt. D. Martin.
Daily a sSc,p pit Mon INDOLEE1
EVEi VIZ daily, 4 4. VI. SUM-. 9 A. ".
I'LLiF capt. JAKE MARTIN.
Above steamers are the fastest. largest and
safest from Sheepshead Bay.
The sun., 1916-09-09
TRANSACTIONS RECORDED.
TRANSFERS..

With name and address OF owner ant
attorney. II attorneys name IL omitte,
address party OF first part,
The sun., 1916-09-09

lfI.t e ~ $500 LIE ,"TwT N
mtg $4,000. al! lens AuE - HttN Law
yers rite 4 = 20, $50 Rway sloV
lSsD ST. $40 ". =. 1870 W AHisterdan.
nv lsxlGilI-Frank Rogers CAIRO. y
y. 10 MARY 4 Howi.y All w a+ih A. u C
ali Items, Dee 20. i'li address, 10. y,
posT AZ 100 e Dyckman 81. lo0Sl36.
pos, az $ y, 400 . pyckmar Il. lO0xll3'
Post az, = :, 800 = Dvckmsn st, lo'Hl!"'
posi- ay. : $, 400 - Dychman -, looNlh"-
Emptre Trust 60 20 3O2 Fifth Az 'orpn,
2-s5. Bway. sept a'ty. LAWYER. ~,
4 Trust Co. 100 Hwlyy ..+-,... u
The sun., 1916-09-09
Five Species ct City Island.

On a recent trip tn city Island with
Joseph Baker and Gerard Vaienti ws
caught founders. %biacknsh. bersalls, tom
Gods and cell.
In September and October OF last year
caught mackerei thirteen inches long and
am looking forward to taking. these nsi
again. FRANK a.
1903 Bronx, Sept. y.
The sun., 1916-09-09
Where Bait Can Be Hal

Each Tuesday. THURSDAY and Sp'urr ,y, 'i"a
Anrtl lat TO Oct. 3ist, THE SCN viii puhi,ss
a list Of names and addresses NJ dealers who
all
Decorah public opinion. (Decorah, Winneshiek County [Iowa]) 1895-1928, 1916-03-29

Sooner or later you will trade
at Miller's, why not sooner. 27-tf
Decorah public opinion. (Decorah, Winneshiek County [Iowa]) 1895-1928, 1916-03-29
Have You Ever Heard Thunder al
sea-

Baron Won Humboldt was respon-
sible for the state ment that thunder
is never on the high seas. e., al
any great distance from land
though violent thunderstorms arc
often observed ct sea ana vessels are
frequently struck by lightning.
Is the statement true?
Or, if thunder is sometimes heard
is its sound comparatively faint?
These questions have provoked
discussions from time to time at
meetings of the Astronomical Society
of France, and have recently been
taken up anew hy that society. 1t
is suggested that the other noises
prevailing on shlpboard during a
storm may be the reason why the
thunder often passes umoticed, bat
information on this subject from
sailors will be welcomed by the
French astronomers.
Decorah public opinion. (Decorah, Winneshiek County [Iowa]) 1895-1928, 1916-03-29
MOUNTAIN TORRENTS HARNESS
ED TO ELECTRICITY THE
"MILWAUKEE OVER
THE ROCKIES.

In the Businesses of the western
mountains, millions of tons of water
have for ages wasted their energy.
Meanwhile, to haul the country's
traffic over the vast ramparts of the
rockies by steam traction has mean.
the consumption Of an enormous
quantity of the nations coal supply
and high operating expenses
1t has been reserved for the Chi
cago, Milwaukee & st. Paul Railway
TO change all this-to abandon steam
as motive power in the mountains
and to use the limitless energy OF
the harnessed streams to electrically
operate its trains.
The electrification of 440 miles of
main line (115 miles now in opera
tom passing mile-high over the
Great Continental Diviue, marks
new era in railroading and erects an
other milestone in the worlds prog
ress.
1t means, the conservation of re-
sources, more efficient ana economi-
Ical operation, better maintenance OF
schedules, smoother riding, and NJ
table increase in travel delights.
In arranging your next trip to the
Pacific Coast, remember that it is on
ly the Chicago, Milwaukee & st. Paul
Ry. that offers the advantage of tie
short direct electrified line.
For literature and full informa-
lion, apply to local ticket agent OF
this railway. Adv
Decorah public opinion. (Decorah, Winneshiek County [Iowa]) 1895-1928, 1916-03-29
SPILLVILLE,

March 27, 1916.
Miss Anna Kalec was visiting home
folks last week
Clara Mikesh of Protivin visited
friends in town last week Tuesday.
On account of our increasing bust
ness it would be appreciated very
much if our country correspondent
would get their news into this office
early in the day every Monday.
Robert Heuser was a business cal
Ter at DEBORAH Monday last week.
Miss Stella Klimesh arrived home
from Cedar Rapids Monday for a
visit with home folks.
]. c. Kubesh of Calmar was in
town Thursday.
Thomas Novak transacted bust
ness at Cresco Monday
Anton G.. Fisher and Mr.. Trinka
left for Cedar Rapids Saturday On n
business trip.
Messrs. LoMalleck and Glass were
visitors at the home of Mr.. and Mrs.
Thomas and Ed Novak last week
Sunday.
JOS. F.. Skoda of Fl Atkinson was
a business caller in town last Thurs
day.
Joe and Mike Barnes and Henri
Novak came down from Cresco Mon
| day to assist Mr. Thos Novak in
moving some of his household goods
to Cresco.
Mrs. JOS. F. Klimesh who lives
west Of town went to the hospital at
Cresco last Monday to undergo an
operation.
Devotions were held at the church
last Tuesday and Wednesday,. The
strange priests that assisted were
Rev. Lakomy of Protivin. Rev. Wy
tsk of Duncan and Rev. Dragoun Of
FIT Atkinson.
Mrs. JOS. A. Klimesh of COnover
was a caller here Wednesday.
A. A. Novak and son Roy were
DEBORAH callers Thursday.
Geo. Cummings and son Cyril OF
Conover were callers in town Tues
day.
Mrs. A. Haadvedt and children of
Chester visited several cays at the
home of Gilbert Haadvedt last weel,
Carrie Hrushka visited her sister,
near Calmar last week.
Mr.. and Mrs. Jerome Huber and
Gustave Heuser ere DEBORAH callers
the latter part OF last week.
Several from here were at Calmar
Thursday evening to hear Al Wilson
at the Frana opera house.
J. j, Kovarik was a business call
er at DEBORAH Tuesday
Oscar Heuser visited at the Mike
CRAFTS home at Calmar a few days
last week returning Saturday.
Mrs. John Dvorah and two daugh-
ters of Cedar Rapids were visiting
at the J. p. Novak's home the latter
part of last week.
Miss Mary B. Kovarik returned
from trip to Chicago Monday, where
she has been selecting spring millin-
cry goods.
Anton G.. Fisher returned from
trip to Cedar Rapids Saturday.
John Hron and Louis Schmitt,
students of Valdez College spent
Sunday with home folks.
Decorah public opinion. (Decorah, Winneshiek County [Iowa]) 1895-1928, 1916-03-29
NOTICE OF APPOINTMENT.

Notice of the Appointment of an
administrator of the estate OF
William Melvin Child deceased.
Notice is hereby given, that the
subscriber has been duly appointed
administrator OF the estate OF
William Melvin Child late of Decor
ah township. in the county of Whine,
shiek, State of Iowa, deceased, in
testate, and has taken upon himself
that trust by giving bonds as the Law
directs. All persons having demands
upon the estate of the said deceased
are required to exhibit the same:
and persons indebted to said estate
are called upon to make payment to
A. c. AMUNDSON,
Administrator
Dated at DEBORAH, Iowa, March
81, 1916. 13-4w
BOICE & HOOK, Attorneys.
Decorah public opinion. (Decorah, Winneshiek County [Iowa]) 1895-1928, 1916-03-29
PLYMOUTH ROCK.
March 81, 10

MdTCu 20, 1910.
The creeks and rivers were up last
Friday evening and Saturday.
On account of our increasing bust
ness it would be appreciated very
much if our country correspondents
would get their news into this office
early in the day every Monday.
Miss Alice O'Brien from near
Bluffton visited with her brother
viii O'Brien and wife from Tuesday
until Monday.
Mrs. n. Ellingsen returned home
from Ole Ferkinstad's Saturday NOR.
ming, where she has been papering.
j. 0. Questad is confined to his
bed
Mrs. Will Mullaney and son John
and Miss Alice McNevin were bust
ness visitors in DEBORAH one day las;
week.
Gene McCabe with the assistance
Of Geo. Hayes has been breaking
colts and bronchoes the last week.
Mrs. Mark Pierce and son Roy
called at the Gene McCabe home last
Tuesday afternoon.
Miss Loretta Mullaney visited hel
sister, Mrs. Emmot Knox a few days
last week.
Our vicinity was visited by snow
storm last Tuesday night, but by the
looks now spring will soon be here
Mr.. John Mu!laney spent Sunday
evening at Will O'Brien's.
Miss Bertha johnson visited with
her cousin Mrs. JOHN Henderson this
last week.
DR.. Button was professional
caller at John Mullaney's Sunday
morning
Decorah public opinion. (Decorah, Winneshiek County [Iowa]) 1895-1928, 1916-03-29
NOTICE IN PROBATE.

To whom it may concern:
You and each of you are hereby
notified to appear at the Court House
in Winneshiek County, Iowa, on the
18th day of April, 1916, at 1880 o.
clock P. NJ, to attend the probate
of an instrument purporting to be the
Last Will and Testament of Matthias
Phillips, late Of c lmar township, in
Winneshiek County, Iowa, deceased,
at which time and place you will ap~
pear and show cause, if any. why
said will should not be admitted to
probate.
In testimony whereof | have here
unto subscribed my name and affixed
the seal of said office, this 3rd day of
March, 1916.
OLAF KALLEVANG,
10-4w Clerk of District Court.
Decorah public opinion. (Decorah, Winneshiek County [Iowa]) 1895-1928, 1916-03-29
ROAD NOTICE.

OldlS VI iowa,
Winneshiek County,
Office of County Auditor.
March Sth, 1916.
To whom it may concern:
The commissioner appointed to
view a highway. petitioned for by
Chas. Ryan and others, and running
over land owned by Chas. Ryan and
James Gaul, and more particularly
described as follows:
Beginning at a point on the North
line of Section 80, Twp. 100, Range
9, West of the fifth p. NJ. $3.50 chs.
w. from the N. Il Cor. Sec. 80, which
is Sta. Of this survey, and running
thence, with variation of North line
Of Sec. 30.) Sta. 0 to l. S. 80 deg. 80
min. w. 4.57 chs. Sta. / to 2. ). 90
deg. 80 min. w. 4.45 chs. Sta. to
3. S. 81 deg. w. 4.191s chs. Sta. }
to 4. n. So deg. w. S.24 chs. TO a
point on North line of Sec. 20. Twp.
100 North of Range 10 West OF the
fifth p. NJ. as produced over the n. u
Cor and N. w. Cor. Sec. 80. AL chs.
West from the said n. w. Sec. 80,
and terminating at Sta. 4, has re-
ported in favor of establishing said
piece Of road, and all objections
thereto, or claims for damages, must
be filed in the Auditors office, in
said county, on or before noon OF
the fifteenth day of May 1915, or such
Highway will be established without
reference thereto.
Witness my hand and Official Seal
at necorah. Iowa, this eighth day OF
March 1916.
OSCAR WINGER,
1O-4w. County Auditor.
Decorah public opinion. (Decorah, Winneshiek County [Iowa]) 1895-1928, 1916-03-29

10-4w
Decorah public opinion. (Decorah, Winneshiek County [Iowa]) 1895-1928, 1916-03-29
Again Below Par

If your health is below par, yo,
need building up with HEMO, the
food for above Par" Health.
HEMO is a delicious Maltec
Food, containing all the elements OF
Matted Milk and more-the juice OF
beef and natural iron to aid in max.
ing rich, red blood. HEMO has
great nutritive force.
Especially for nervous women,
rickety children, over-worked bust
ness men, convalescents and the
aged. A delicious food beverage for
everyone.
Makes a delicious food drink by
simply adding water.
We suggest that you try a SOC
package with our guarantee of
satisfaction.
Il. j. PARMAN, PHARMACIST
DEBORAH, Iowa.
Decorah public opinion. (Decorah, Winneshiek County [Iowa]) 1895-1928, 1916-03-29
NOTICE OF AMENDMENTS TO AR
TICLES OF INCORPORATION
OF THE DEBORAH GAS
COMPANY.
To whom it may concern:

To whom it may concern:
Notice is hereby given that at the
regular annual meeting of the stock
holders of the DEBORAH Gas Com
pany, corporation duly organized
under the laws of the state of Iowa,
held at the office of the company At
DEBORAH, Iowa, on the 4th day of
January, 1916, at which meeting
the requisite majority of stock of
said corporation was duly represent
ed, the following amendments were
adopted:
RESOLVED, that the Articles of
Incorporation of the DEBORAH Gas
Company be so amended as to in
crease the autnC rized capital stoci;
of said company from Forty Thous-
and Dollars to One Hundred Thous-
and Dollars, and to that end, to
strike out from Article Two the
concluding sentence thereof as fol-
lows: "The Capital Stock authorized
shall be Forty Thousand Dollars
($4O, 000.00), divided into shares OF
One Hundred Dollars ($100.O0)
EACH, and to substitute in lieu there
Of the following, towit: "The Capt.
tai Stock authorized shall be One
Hundred Thousand Dollars ($100,-
100000, divided into shares of One
Hundred Dollars ($100.00) EACH"
RESOLVED, That Article -Four
be amended, by striking from the
second and third lines thereof the
following words, towit: "On the first
Tuesday of January, 1911 and on the
first Tuesday of each January there
after" and by substituting in lieu
| thereof the following words, towit
ION the first Tuesday after the Sec
ond Monday of January, 1917, and
on the first Tuesday after the secon
Monday OF each January thereaf-
ter"
Dated at DEBORAH, Iowa, this 4th
day of January, 1916.
+. ]. PARMAN,
Vice President
w. w. SANDERS,
Secretary
Decorah public opinion. (Decorah, Winneshiek County [Iowa]) 1895-1928, 1916-03-29

heating system that Keeps
your home warm and comfort
able and ventilates it as well,
renewing the air in every room
on an average of once every
twenty minutes. That means
oxygen for lungs, health; it
also means economy. Made-to-
measure installation plans free.
Decorah public opinion. (Decorah, Winneshiek County [Iowa]) 1895-1928, 1916-03-29
NOTICE OF APPOINTMENT.

Notice of the Appointment of an
of the estate of Hal
vor T.. Lee, deceased.
Notice is hereby given, that the
subscriber has been duly appointed
of the estate of Hal
vor e. Lee. late of Frankville town
ship, in the county of Winneshiek,
state of Iowa, deceased, intestata,
and has taken upon herself that trust
by giving bonds as the law directs.
All persons having demands upon
the estate of the said deceased are
required to exhibit the same; and
persons indebted to said estate are
called upon to make payment to
ENGEBORG LEE,
Administrative.
Dated at DEBORAH, Iowa, March
9TH, 1916. 1O-4w
AUBOLEE & NELSON, Attorneys.
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SHRUBS FOR HOME GROUNDS


Is " AN9i -
Ma-vlant Stata al.e1e on Agriculture
1''"
"'~o' ~
one s'''''
from "10' In
oNs sNA''" ~
hover ron p"as "a
me 20" WOO. =. - : - -
> w ''s' $50 49,
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cannot - for self Alone.

So mystcriously are We linked with
others III this world Of mystery that
We cannot fail in our duty without
harming others nor bear ourselves
brayely that others are not benefited
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tity lc rHuIity
l REALLY inc su
prone feature for
cntilcs~ile- 10 be-
a blessing must
incnn The peH1et-
untiun Of hat
which IS i,~lr-
able Ne one
would desire liza
endless existence
that Involved Fl
tilcr pulu or dis
comfort Quality.
therefore has the
FIRST emphasis 10
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1916-10-26
THE MAN WHO OVERCHARCES.

WTISE business men have price system Such men
w prosper their business expands and they get financial
reward The who has than price charges
than the traffic will bear If he thinks he slip in
little profit continues operate that man
can handle without the aid of clerks
few days ago entered repair shop, had little
work done and asked the price When told that it was
SIPS the customer expressed the belief that 81 was the
price usually charged for such work Whercupon the
prcor who had clerks and needed replied that he
thought the transient and that it would be
easy to make an extra "two bits"
Yes it would be easy but the earning Of these extra
pennies in this manner usually results in driving away
trade that would be worth dollars. Also, it esrangc,
customers.
When gets good value he is a booster for the
store that gives him his moneys worth the price
charged all other patrons When is overcharged
he naturally knocks bit the shop which took advantage
of him
Again the transient customer of today may he the resi-
dent OF If the small shop proprietor
would build up his business he will follow the fair meth
ods which in effect at the big stores For the large
establishments built the fair plan and continue to
grow for the reason
The man who oycrcharges is not building a perma
nent basis
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1916-10-26
RlPpIINoRHYNEs
BVN01tMoSOn
CANDIDATES.
ccD}r1ght 1910

NHY whole attention am giving,
IVI to meet the rising cost OF liy-
ing 1t keeps me hustling like
TIE dickens to buy liver spuds and
chickens to feed the wife and children
twenty, and see that they have shoes
a-plenty The transient hours are
swiftly moving, and all Of them I'd
be improving; I'd keep on humping,
ever harder, that hams and pies may
stock the lardcr. SO I'm not cordial
to that Smarty that office hunting
windy party, who interrupts me when
I'm toiling, to tell how politics is
boiling explaining how this faded
ration can never find its true salvation
until to something he's elected, and his
antagonist rejected I'd never vote for
any fellow who comes and shows his
streak OF yellow by boring me when
am earning the stuff to keep the
furnace burning When at the polls in
bleak November, you bet always will
remember the candidates who did the
Spieling, and will help them hit the
ceiling.
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1916-10-26

men show up better in practice than
they do IN the game.
TO most people doctor is a person
who should never get sick and who
SHOULD never need sleep
Woman and music are two things that
wc can all love without knowing much
about either,
The lad who works in a powder mill
thinks that any man who would work
as a ,tceple jack is a blame fool And
the stccpc Jack can't see why any man
should be crazy enough to get a job as
a sailor and take a chance on being
drowned
The reason why a man wants to save
three seconds by taking his auto around
corners at 75 miles per hour is becaus,
he /, going to waste three days on a
lab in the morgue after they gather
him up.
When a woman can't coax a man into
her way OF thinking, She can always CT,
him into it.
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1916-10-26
CAPITOL HILLS DILEMMA.

A NAME is wanted for Capitol Hill the suburb in the
a southern part OF this city. Since the capitol was
erected the north side of town Capitol l holder Of
that title for long years. loses it simply for the that
the stachouse seized the and the street company
is forced to follow.
Many names are suggested for Capitol Hill The last
is College Hill but this will not do Some of these days
great college will be built somewhere in the northern part
of Oklahoma City II may be a hill and then will
uraly obtain the name of College Hill That will call for
another adjustment the part OF the company
which must conform the wishes of the public along
vencn, necessities
Why not Academy HIP St. Marys academy is fin,
educational institution 1t will grow and always will be
the leading school Of tina, part OF the city
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1916-10-26
Our Ioe Miller Contest.

Billy Hopkins claims Stat the oldest
Joke is the one about the fresh office
boy who was hired by a business man.
The man had been bothered with female
agents and solicitors and told the boy
nv, to admit any females under ao"
circumstances 1t so happened that the
business mans wife called at his office
and the boy refused to admit her "nut
I'm his wife" protested the caller
"Aw," replied the boy that's what
they all say
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1916-10-26

\ suffering man has so little to- say
that it would help some il more of MS
were born sufferers
There are two sides to an argument
but only one end
Maybe ii an Ancestor could have seer