The Washington herald., 1916-10-10
NEW YORK. DAY RYnAY
BY o. o, MCINTYRE

speca Correspondent of ne Wasbing4o- T5s--V
New York, Oct. al went on q rsr,bI,,,
expedition with Charlie sutberlsn6 -
the World, the other evening ". -,
aoWn In Washington Square In one ~ m,
Sohuok places where there is lots Of Ions
lsH ana very little long green. Severs.
OF the uplifters were there upliftinF 80,
and cigarettes and rocking tb1 vo,SJ
with their dynamic wisdom
Finally girl with her hair bobbs6 IN,
MRS. Vernon Castle did hers when 80
nSo teVer and couldn't help herself. gtooS
Up on platform, gulped few timer an
oeEan reciung something about buIbu'
weeping on the fHr-hung branch OF ar
OAK. didn't get Il and neither az
ten. az
In seat in front was a loud eraeltns
ie!loW who would jump UP In his seal
now and then and nurrnur: Tt is gT.st
stun Marvellous" We both aRreed for
200 or 800 times and finally Sutherland
was oisgusted and said right out loud "a
lhe !aoy:' Madam. will you please stor
Ieaoing that poetry for swhilef You are
ilahlng % much noise I cannot hear
what this fellow iE saying" Ana n,
noisy one became as quiet a. a clam
AlIeTWaro we saw him In one OF the
Sheaper table o'hotes. He came IN lDos
"a. ne IsH enc OF Kansas tornado. called
'he French Mattresses BY their nrxs
names, and spread himself All ov.- a
CAalr al a table already reserved. After
ne mad had second helpinF 70 every
olsh on the table drhote biIl Of far bs
asked for his check II vss a cant,
ne gave the waitress a 5o-cent pieos and
said: Shoot the works" and theB
romped out And there are many more
Of them in New York just like him.
It takes Wilson Miner 70 teach e.. -,,t.
er HIS place. Miner was dining in an
uptown cafe the other night and when
his check was given 10 him II was all in
the walters favor.
Miner looked It over carefully. called
the waiter, handed IL back and remarked
Take another slant al this please. You
don't see any salt water rolling OF the
brim OF my hat DO you?"
Then there is the story that RAYMOND
Hitchcock tells. He returned from Lon
don recently and met an actor who had
had bad run Of luck IN front OF the
Kaiserhof. Hitchcock asked him 70 Ftep
In and have q drink The actor accepted
with svtdity.
Two highbars," said AIr. Hitchcock
"Ill take the same" said the actor
eagerly.
Louis Bernstein. the music publisher
has neighbOr near his country home
who is quite fond OF speculating in Wal
Street. The other day he started awsy
on months vacation. Nj Bernstein
took him to the station IN his car.
As the man left his wife al the gate he
said: 7 hope che bottom does not d-op
out Of the stock market while In away
need the rest
My goodness" said the wife in alarm.
you surely didn't forget 70 turn OF. that
ticker while you are away
In the Biltmore lobby = man from San
Francisco met his son whom he had not
seen in twenty years They were seated
! across from each other when e page bov
yelled their name. Both answered. There
was confusion and finally the truth was
/ learned. a singular thing. too. was that
/ they occupied rooms adjoining each other
/ on the fifth floor The father has been
/ living abroad and the son in some man
ner lost track Of him after leaving home
and each did not know the other Wa
alive.