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Crittenden record-press., 1916-09-28
LOyd'S Brain Leaks.

Uncle Billy Lloyd saws. vany
a man isn't able to feather his
nest because il takes all OF his
money TO feather his Wife ha,
Miss DelIIe fiilIyard sa, u
will sell myself as a life compin.
ion in lawful wedlocs toa god
respectable man between III,
age Of thirty-twoand forty years.
The highest bidder will be ar.
cepted Address box los. ire.
donia, r. + D. No /.
CarIoss Oakley said. PA.
what is the difference between 4
lunch and a luncheon"
About a dollar my son.
Aloer' Elder says. There never
was a married man, wao was all
hi' wife wanted him 20 De-.
On, yes there was. replied
Dan Patton
Well, ~ replied AIb,r'~ 'hs
must have diet IA" same da, "a
was married. "
Crittenden record-press., 1916-09-28
Stop The First Cold

A cold does not get well Of itself.
The process Of wearing out a cold
wears you out, and your cough becom es
serious II neglected. Hacking coughs
drains the energy and ssps the vitality.
For n years the happy combination Of
soothing antiseptic balsams in DR..
Kings New Discovery has healed
coughs and relieved congestion. Young
and old can testify to the effectiveness
OF DR.. Kings Neg Discovery for
coughs ard colds. Buy bottle today
at your Druggist. soc. l
Crittenden record-press., 1916-09-28
Quality Versus Quantity.

Many housewives makes a
vital mistake in choosing some
of their foodstuffs on the basis
of quantity.
1t has been proven time and
again that the cheapest is always
the most expensive, while the
highest price is not always the
best.
There's a happy medium in
everything. When you select
foods, be careful. Don't choose
any particular brand of, say
Baking Powder for example,
just because you get a big can
for small price.
The risk you take in running
your entire baking and losing
the cost of the materials involved
is not anywhere equal to the
small amount saved on the price
of the Baking Powder.
Then again, because the price
is high. don't think the quality
is the best. Some women co,
and they are losing money.
Look for the happy medium.
You'll find it. Choose a brand
that costs a moderate price and
you'll find it more economical to
buy and more economical to use.
The best Baking Powder in the
world can be made so as to sell
for 25cts. per lb.
Crittenden record-press., 1916-09-28
EVENING
klEAIR TALE 81
BY MARY GRAHAM BONNER
cHlPMuNK's ADVENTURE.

Little Chippy Chappy had been
the name given to Mrs. Chipmunk's
youngest Son" said Daddy. "lie was
a very fine Son, and Mrs. Chipmunk
was very, very proud Of him. In the
first place he was most beautifully
marked and all the other Chipmunks
from far and near came to see the fine
markings on his little soft, furry body,
And his tail was very bushy and full.
Altogether he was a beautiful Chip
munk and It wasn't surprising in the
slightest degree that Mrs. Chlpmunk
should be so proud OF him.
But alas and alack all the Chip
hunks around told Chippy Chappy
how wonderful he was. They not only
told him he was beautiful but they
told him he was very wise and clever
and smart. Now, he wasn't so very
smart II the truth is to be told.
strangely enough he was not In the
least bit conceHed about his beauty,
but the minute he was told he was
clever and smart he whisked his tail
about and made up his mind to have
some wonderful adventures so he
could prove to all the other Chip
munks that he was even cleverer than
they thought.
1T was fine sunny morning when
Chippy Chappy started on on his first
adventure. He thought he would take
a trip 80 he could relate how the
world looked to him. On and on be
scampered and ran feeling ever 30 well
on such perfect day.
He hadn't gone very far when he
saw some Pear trees that looked quite
nice. so he hurried TO the orchard
where they were. Up the first tree he
scrambled, and then when he had
taken some delicious bites OF the
juicy Pear from that tree. he Jumped
across to the next one. where the
Pears looked even better.
"But down on the earth. from out
OF nearby farmhouse came a Cat
strolling along. In the Cats eyes
were hungry CLEANS as he caught
sight OF little Chippy Chappy.
AYES muttered the Cat to himself,
the Cook didn't give me a good break.
Crittenden record-press., 1916-09-28
October Bargain OF
The Evansville Courier

Thousands of readers of the
Evansville Courier will be pleas.
ed to learn that in spite of the
war prices Of paper The Courier
has decided to make October
again a bargain month. The re-
gular price Of The Courier daily
by mail one year is now S4.OO,
but in the month of October only
the bargain rate will be $500.
The slight increase in price, OF
course. represents only a small
part of the increase in the cost
of paper. The Courier is worth
many times the price and wintry
days would be dull without il.
Crittenden record-press., 1916-09-28
Our Fayorite Daily.

This month thousands OF peo
pie are subscribing for TIE
Evansville Courier, which is of.
fered by mail in October, only
at 800 per year for the daily and
$500 for daily and Sunday. In
spite of the hiQh cos, of paper.
The Courier decided to again
make October a bargain month
and it is needless to say their
readers are greatly pleased. This
year Of wonderful news will be
brilliantly reported by The Cour-
ier.
Crittenden record-press., 1916-09-28
ITO THE MAN BEHIND"

There is no blue pencil mark
on your paper to indicate t h a I
you are in arrears and to a n.
'nounce the fact to the public, and
all who read are not behind but
there are some who will re a d
these lines who do owe US for
1he Crittenden Record Press.
Those who owe have been priva
stely notified and even il you had
xcce:. we d no communication
from this Office down deep in
your inner self you would know
that YOU really owe for the pa
per" and you will have an in
ward reminder that you should
pay for it.
We are waiting here, at tn ! S
end OF the linz, with open arms
to receive your subscription
money and our strong right am
is ready to write receipts for all
remittances. The advance price
of paper and the high cost CT liv.
ing make il almost necessary
that those who owe us pay up.
And, speaking of paying your
subscription we would utter enc
parting thought and clothe it in
these words: DO Vt now"
Telegram.
Crittenden record-press., 1916-09-28

fast today. The milk was poor an,
the bacon was wretched-not cris-
ana nice the way | should have IL
But never mind, shall make up 10
II now. | have been thinking for
long time that my digestion WASH
good. It's eating the same things al
the time. must have change o.
food-that's what | must have.
And the Cat went quietly along
Soon he was under the Pear tree. an,
looked up. He was wonderln.
whether TO climb up the tree righ
away or to walt little while-lf h,
waited the Chipmunk would tast,
even better-but still he was hungr,
now! For the Cat was thinking o
poor little ChIppy Chappy as his ns~
breakfast.
"Chippy Chappy saw the Cat below
the trees, but II was the tirst time b,
had ever seen Cat. You see. he hat
never been out without his famIly
and he had oily been In the worlt
such n very, very short time that h.
didn't know that there were man,
dangerous things he must not hay,
anything To do with. lie expected tn,
Cat to admire him, for. OF course h,
was used to nothing else but praise.
Well he said In u very friendl,
way, 4 don't know who you are OF
what you are, but I'd like to b,
friends and have you tell me how
beautiful and smart I am.
The Cat grinned--a big. broad grin
He simply had never had such a funn,
thing happen In all his life. Your,
beautiful, but you don't know q thin.
not a thing-not even a Cat-yor
should have known me without bcln,
told-most Of your family do. Your,
very, very stupid Hut then the On
said, Meow, for the Chlpmunk az
look very delicious And up the tire,
he went, caught hold OF the Chip
munks bushy tall and dragged hin
down to the earth.
"'Uh-Gh.r.r.rr shrieked the Chin
munk. And just then Fairy hap
pened near.
"'oh, King Thunderr the Fur,
shouted. Come, come quickY And
sudden crash Of Thunder came 90
suddenly that the Cat dropped Chlpp,
Chappy. Another clap Of Thunder
came and then q dash OF Lightning
and terrible storm arose.
Hurry away, Chippy Chappy. said
the Fairy, and on be scampered to his
home. His family nursed bis poor
hun tall, but they told him never
agnIn to forget that beauty and. Wis.
dom were the same. for be suIl had
lots. lots to learn before he'd be-
wise"
Crittenden record-press., 1916-09-28
Don't Neglect Your Cold

Neglected colds get worse. instead
o. better. A stuffed head, a tight
chest must be relieved at once. DR..
B4!'s Pine.Tar. Honey Is Natures
remedy. Honey and glycerine heal
the irr'iated membrane. antiseptic tar
loosens the ph'egm YOU breathe easier
and your cold is broken up. Pleasant
to take. DR.. Bells Pine-Tsr. Honey is
an ideal remedy for children as well rs
srown-ups. At your Druggist, 25c |
Crittenden record-press., 1916-09-28
Says NlNNIGH7
STARTS Period
OF BEST SLEEP
A Good Rest Makes Care as Great
As Mountains Vanish
Over Night.

1900 o clock midnight.
This should be the ,cLr oil
soundest sleep. 1t is claimed by
good authority that one h'ur OF
sleep at midnight is worth five
hours of sleep at any other time.
We go to bed tired in mind and
body and if our sleep is good. we
arise refreshed and rejIy II ted.
Even cares that seemed a' moua-
tains at nignt are as nothing IN
the morning. Truly, good sleep
is the repair shop for the body.
Miserable. indeed, is the person
who cannot sleep, Sleeples ress
weakens the nervous system IL
upsets the digestive organs, It
influences the blo.d circulation.
and every other function.
When a man lies in bed and
hears the clock strike one two,
three, four, his nervous system
is shattered.
Thousands tell how TanIac has
brought them sound. hea thy,
refreshing sleep. strengthened
their nerves, and given them
good appetItes.
1t makes new rich. vita, 2 ~
blood aud more rer.e force II
you are pale and thin and lack
vitality the rapid building up &C
ton Of Tarlac will surprise sou.
Tanlac is being especially intro
duced in Marion by J. Il. Orme.
Crittenden record-press., 1916-09-28
WICKLIFFE SAID TO
Be IDEAL spot FOR
ARMOR FACTORY
Washington Dispatches Speak Fa.
vorably Of Proximity Of This City
To Iron Ore Beds In Tenn.

Cairo. ILL.,, Sept. q. Wash.
ington dispatches in detailing of
the presentation of claims relat-
ing to the location of the SILL
600, 900 government armor plant
say the committee is apparently
in favor of two places, Mussel
Shoals. Ala, and Wickliffe. Ky,
with the latter having a slightly
a shade the best of it.
The dispatches say there are
but two iron ore beds in the
United States, the Lake Supe.
rior region and the Tennessee
district around Chattanooga.
Every community whose
claims were presented" say the
dispatches, except those coming
from Wickliffe and Mussel Shoals
Ala, expect to get ore from the
Lake Superior district.
The three armor plate plants
now in existence get their ore
from the Lake Superior district.
All Of this ore must come through
the Sault Ste. Marie canal. con.
Meeting Lake Superior with Lake
Huron and Lake Michigan. This
canal is on the immediate bound
airy between Canada and the
United States. Ifthese ore fields.
in time Of war were conquered
by the enemy. "a those in France
have been, or if this canal were
blown up-and in these days of
the airship, the submarine and
the superman. one can't tell
what might happen an armor
plant located at any place except
at Wickliffe or Mussel Shoals
would be useless for the lack of
ore-like a pump in a well that
had gone dry.
Before announcing its selection
OF a location for the armor plant
the naval board will make a tour
of inspection which will include
every point in whose behalf oral
arguments have been made at
Washington. No decision is ex-
pected unit. some tine in Nov.
ember, when it is also expected
the president will announce the
location of the government nj.
trate plant.
esps Old scws. otha Remedies woo't ,,,
me wors, cases, no matter Of how ,ony .,,na,,.
- cured BY the wonderful, Old relisbl. ns
Anuscptic Healing oil. M ,eij.a..
$50 ."- hes4s Al The same nne ,Sr -. a. 20
Crittenden record-press., 1916-09-28
Clear Bad Skin From Within

Pimp!es, muddy compilations are due
to impurities in the blood. Clear up
the skin by taking DR.. Kings New
Life Pills. Their mild laxative quail.
ties remove the po.sions from the sys.
TEN and brighten the eye. A full,
free. non-griping bowel movement in
the morning is the reward OF dose Of
DIR. Kings New Life Pills the night
before. AT your Druggist, 25c. |
Crittenden record-press., 1916-09-28
DON'T EXPERIMENT
You Will Make No Mistake Il You
Follow this ADVICE.
Never neglect your kidneys

Never neglect your kidneys.
II you have pain in the back. ufina.
ry disorders. dizziness and neryou,
ness, it's time TO act and no time Ia
experiment. These are frequently
SYMPTOMS Of kidney trouble. and rem.
edy which is recommended for the nd.
neys should be- taken in time.
Doan's Kidney Pills are good rom.
edy To use. IL ma, acted effectively in
many cases in this vicinity.
Can Marion residents demand fur,b.
er proof Than the following testimoni.
al!
I. j. Pool. Nortonville. Ky, SAYS.
81 had kidney trouble for about ten
years. My back ached at night and |
was lame In the morning. tired Gas.
lly, was nervous and had headaches
and dizzy spells. My sight was also
affected. The kidney secretions pass.
ed too frequently and contained sedi.
iment. Colds always settled on my
kidneys. Doan's Kidney Pills gave me
more relief than any other medicine /
had ever tried"
Price 50 cents at all dealers. Don't
simply ask for a kidney remedy-get
Doan's Kidney Pills-the same that Mr.
Pool had. Foster.M Milburn Co Props
Buffalo. N. Y. CT
Crittenden record-press., 1916-09-28
ADDITIONAL LOCALS.

c,.S". pon,t O0.s foSet the scho?i fair at
0'aV0e Saturday September sO,b
The school fair with c,.v,.
). SenO0l Saturday sept'm% r sc,b.
sane ), an sVert worth your while +, 10
attend. Don't Miss il. 10
Crittenden record-press., 1916-09-28
Your Optical Work.

Gold mountings in frames or
rimless spectacles $4.80. Eye
glasses in frames or mountings
$500. Other kind in proportion.
Office lower floor jenkins Bldg.
Saturdays and Mondays only.
Geo w. Stone, % tometrist.
Crittenden record-press., 1916-09-28
Ed D. Stone
f. D. Stone
Only Look lonoer.

On'r LOON Longer.
First Landlady-"I manage to keep
my boarders longer than you do. :"
Second Landlady-"oh. don't know.
You keep them so thin that they look
longer than they really are. The
Pathfinder.
Crittenden record-press., 1916-09-28
State - Ohio. Ciiv 10 T,i.,,
IU"Ha fU.rr. -

State - Ohio. CIV r' roiss,
lsl"As County -
t'NA y 'N'H,N makes oath f.,t he'll,
Ensor partner ~ 'H, frm afI' J a.
i.d, co,n, oo,.t n,',n..f .H ''s niy ~ r,.
NV, ,9HniN and S'1.. sH-.s.if -
,n,a, sald nrm Will o.. OLD. 900 ~ d,
w. w, Nl.lE,' DOLLARS tor .1 b ,.l
,l use or ,nlnrfb tNtf rHrr., -. .,,.
w 'he Ns" cf VA ll'SyAT, ,UIlI rt,ilI.
sworn 10 before fu. lrt .,.,lN
\ u tNG '' VI ~ H'rr.
'''"n \ W GLEASON
Hair, r.,., Notary pUbIs
'nd acts directly upUr he bl,,i w., ....f
testimonials ~ S"7i f1r
so,t - CHENEY 4 CO Toledo n
TAKE Uals Ftmiiy pif, ~, .....,.-..
Crittenden record-press., 1916-09-28

r,.N, whenever have been sure WI,
s,on s,sa' ! .,, have stuck to IT,. said tho % ar'
ator How did that pisn wors =,
wlto,o 80" oa.nS naa an areumost with your.
the audience "eunoer of'
Crittenden record-press., 1916-09-28

Quite a Crowd.
THE Gadsby family seems to be
rather numerous" so 1t is. AL.
though Gadsby owns sever. .passen.
ger touring car. whenever the family
picnics in the country he has to make
two trips each way.
Crittenden record-press., 1916-09-28

eas' Old sons. onS Remedies wont su,
40. .ne worst case; no matter Of how long s,and,n,
s, cured oy the -ondertul. Old reiiabI. ps
p.,n 49,, tn,nusepue Healing oil. n reiirv..
~ me sane ane. ,sc. Soc. s. W
The Waxahachie daily light. [volume] (Waxahachie, Tex.) 1894-current, 1916-11-17
DIR. NeFms Talks.

PrefaciDg his intro0uct1on of Rev.
John NJ. Barcus Dir. Nelms said he
remembered when Horace Bishop
was ppresiding elder of the F TT
Worth district and received a salary
Of $685., out OF which he paid house
rent for six months of the year and
lived in the bargain. He said he
also remembered that his first
Charge paid 500 for the first six
m nths' work and that had to be
divided with the presiding elder.
Ii Introducing John NJ. Barcus he
said the Barcus family was a fami-
Is If singers as the members Of the
conference knew. but none of the
boys could sing like the father.
DR.. Barcus said in part:
Our mutual friends, Dr.. Bishop
and Brother Mussett have given Us
such admirable and inspiring pic
lures of the conditions attending the
organization of our conference in
1856. and such vivid pen pictures
of the principal actors in those pio-
neer days, that those of us who
never knew the. old heroes in the
flesh can almost see them az they
went forth, a militant band, each
on good horse. with saddlebags
containing his wardrobe in one end
and his library in the other; cross
ing rivers without bridges, travers
ing prairies without roads.saxleepine
in the cabins and dugoufs of the
early settlers. or on the open prai-
RE with saddle blankets and grass
for a bed; preaching in the humble
homes or under the trees on the
banks of the creeks. under brush an
bors or on the prairie with only the
grass for carpet and Gods stars
for chandelier.
"A glorious band. this chosen few,
ON whom the spirit came,
They climbed the steep ascent OF
heaven
Through peril, toll and pain;
0 God, 10 us may grace be given
10 follow in their train.
"My task tonight is not To follow
this band, although to do SO would
be fascinating and inspiring jour
ney. ! am asked to give some OF the
results of the labors of these men
and their successors. as evidenced
BY our present conditions, that We
Of this generation may have some
idea Of the magnificent heritage in
70 which We have entered; to note
solae OF the things that Justify Us |
r--~-~---------~-----~-~~----
.gAFat4utt..A
The Waxahachie daily light. [volume] (Waxahachie, Tex.) 1894-current, 1916-11-17
aD WILL DC OLD MAN
WHEN he Gets OUT
SENTENCES HAVE BEEN PILED
Up UNTIL THEY NOW TOTAL
f:;6 YEARS.
Oklahoma t;,tnman Draws Another
Sentence IL the Courts At
Dallas For Assault
to Murder.

DALLAS. Texas. Nov l7.~--Ihe
life or Frank tRedi Kelley is Just
cue sentence after another.
The Oklahoma gunmaif was today
given 10 years IN the penitentiary
Tor shooting Detective Geo. Eimei-
cke while resisting arrest after a
hold up year ago tomorrow.
This maaes total of 1876 years
Red Viii have TO serve. He expects
&c be an authority on prison life
when he goes up.
Kelley as first sentenced 70 serve
90 years for robbery after holding
rp an oil station here. Then be got
Is years on top OF that for holding
Mp 4 drug store tho same night.
Seven years were tackled on 90
that for shooting at Detective Frank
Smith. Eineicke's partner,
Dave Widener, who Same here
With Kelley from purans AID assist
ed in the robberies, sot - and y
years aud died in prison
The Waxahachie daily light. [volume] (Waxahachie, Tex.) 1894-current, 1916-11-17
|uEDlCl Gears BURDEN
OF FEt0IIG EUROPE
SHORT CHOps GIVEN ~ ONE or
REASONS FOR HIGH PRICES
or FtnDfDsTuFFs.

WASHINGTON. Nov. i7.---with
expectation Of meat eince the out
brHsk Of the gar and the constantly
g1eatsr proportion OF the grain crop
having the county America is as
Stunning an even greater share OF the
burden OF feeding Europe. Short
crops IL given BY government Off
Gals as ono 81 the reaaons for the
high price Of foodstuffs.
During the first eight months OF
this yesr--ending september i--
tho United States had sent abroad
more tha4 two hundred million dol
mrs worth OF meat and dairy pro-
ducts. This brings the total expor-
tations for the year up 10 nearly one
third OF billion dollars. During
ire seme eisht mouths In 1914. just
preceding tn erthreek n The " r.
miiIlen dollars. Even with short
crops In practically every grain state
the United states contributed u
greater share OF exports than at any
time during the war and even great
ar than any Tina In her history
The expectations OF the ak major
grains ~hest. corn. barley, rye.
oats and bnckwheat thus far this
year have practically doubled since
1914. The shipments OF vegetables
abroad has also jumped by leaps
and bounds. During the eight
months OF this year S1f,7ss.zs7
worth OF Vegetables Lett American
popts. against s7.79i.2sl year ago.
and ss.fis.y71 In 1917. The rise
has more than doubled darins the
war. The American hen has also
heen called On 10 do her bat. Against
explorations Of s3.li7.ono tae first
eikhtN months Of lsit the Eaited
states Ms shipped ss.abosoeo worth
a sess tdsriAr a IKE period in this
year.
The Waxahachie daily light. [volume] (Waxahachie, Tex.) 1894-current, 1916-11-17

Presiding Elsler Horace Bishop,
next IN seniority AS member OF thu
conference after John +. Mussett,
charter memher. and John 4. Neal.
ilrst year man when conference was
otgaEized. was the first speaker OF
The evea5ns lie told tie STORY OF
The Waxahachie daily light. [volume] (Waxahachie, Tex.) 1894-current, 1916-11-17
NEGRO AIfMITs KILLING
WOMAN AND HER BAI;E

AsHD0WN, Ark. November H.
John HAWKINS, ncero, "a years old,
last night confessed. officers say. 10
having murdered Mrs. Ben Diles, wife
OF railroad section foreman. and
her ls-months-old daughter here on
the afternoon OF November 2. Re-
wards totaling si,lao we're outstand-
ing.
The negro was spirited from town
and rushed to the penitentiary at
Little Rock.
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matter how late you 30 10 bed.
Keep your mind serene and do
not take your business home or 10
the opera OF TO church.
s'if tobacco or drink hurt you. cut
them off.
Don't be mollycoddIe
Associate with the young.
J give literally TO charity aud
make yourself enjoy Il,
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nK John Wesley Gilbert. presiden:
II Payne coiored college at Augusta,
Ga. The colored speaker made a
sery interesting address.
II was announced that DR.. T.. H..
ChappeiI would preach at the three
o'clock hour this afternoon and Rev.
J. W. Fort of corsicana will preach
tonish,
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DErEw's RECgPE FOR
YOUTHFUL OLD AGE

NEW YORK. NOV. iS-A pre-
scription to insure youthful old age
was given two hundsad members of
the New York Academy OF Medicine
last night ny Chauncey N p.'res,
railroad man and former United
STATES senator. who Is in his eighty.
third year i'he rules he laid down
were
Get up early In the morning. no
The Waxahachie daily light. [volume] (Waxahachie, Tex.) 1894-current, 1916-11-17

TIE conference ~ 1895. naming the
forty ne preachers who con posed
I ar conference ana Swing some Of
their characferistics
he said in the beginning that inc
organization was perfected iiitN
years ago. and there remained but
one charter member. one preacher
admitted on trial and a few Metho-
dis,s TO tell the story % the pioneer
struggle 10 give Methodism foot
hold in that vast territory known
81 the original Northwest Texas con
ference. lie said he came into the
conference two years after the organ
ization was perfected. yet he knew
the preachers who composed me
original conference.
II can see those pioneers Dc
said. "as they waited for the Bish 'p's
arrival Then can see them as they
filed into the church and kneit IN
secret PRAYER. There was no APP
piause in that conference and the
preachers we're cautioned about fool
ish talk-they were taught to take
themselves and their work seriously
There were only lthirty-f1ur appoint
ments. In making these appoint
pofntments the one question are all
preachers blameless in their lives
end work. When this question was
reached aud the preachers name was
called. he got up and walked off, so
far that he could not hear. and then
the others dissected his life work ana
character. The conference wanted
men TO be right and investigated
them closely.
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