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When Your
Photograph
IS Taken
lettings Aroused BY Having
To Accompany a Friend
TO the Photographers
Last Afternoon In the
Thirtieth Year of the Age
of the Victim-Nothing
Personal Intended.

rr N rarely or never that q person
u able to get through life without
being photographed. OF course.
there are exceptions to this rule,
but even those most desirous OF not
bsinR immortalized on cardboard and
paper sometimes end by having their
pictures taken. Only these people
usually have their pictures taken irst
and their hair cut and clothes changed
aftefward.
The usual custom is to change the
clothes and cut the hair before having
the picture taken.
However, to get back to more fam
iiiar surroundings. The terrible part
the fact that II n 30 underhanded. The
picture taking, we mean.
Ftss
The necessity OF having ones picture
taken arises suddenly. without warning.
right out Of q clear sky. Instead OF
going to the photographers feeling IN u
good hurfior, one usually goes IN piaok
tsntrum OF sttssOnisrn; The pictysr c:
must be taksn. Ter an oCcAsI0E' Not
for the sake Of the picture ITSELF
Z A. result OF this enforced cruelty
the sitter usually looms unusuaiiy
soiemn. or Inorose.. or III. as 4 the last -
nsws from the sss q q. va .or a' to HsS
natural, to hide q long upper lip. or a
sci OF jlt.teeth, or prominent ears IL
too much for human endurance, NO
wonder pictures look unlike the orig
inaisL Poor originals;
Then again there ID something about
the piercing quality OF the photog-
raphsrs eye that IL disconcertins
The man or woman who can race
black disc without blushins Is brave
above all lions.
with the startling rapidly Of
thought noticeable in cases OF sudden
hes ever been said in commendation
or condemnation of the features.
Then as the idea that the teeth are
hopelessly convex fixes itself In the
mind and mo- an q II. fss. t fSs
gentleman under the black cover
are immortalized.
taisn in ISIS is better than Il was
in 1s4S. and even later. Does any
body remember the IRON braces like
halos that they used to user We OF
this century are at least allowed q
backs Of our heads. The custom too
OF having the women stand and the
gentlemen sit has happily bsen re-
vorsed.
The only way out of the unpleasant.
ness 10 to do the sneaking yourself
Instead Of letting II sneak up or
you why not steal q march and have
your picture taken. for no reason Al
The Washington times., 1916-10-14
tYV PRESENTING my suffrage
measures to the legislature for
the past Twenty-Five years I


the past twenty-hve years
had no selfish aim that might
be the first woman of my State to be
named as Presidential elector," said
Mrs. Catharine Waugh McCulloch
yard to her new honor. To be sure
every other woman in Illinois shared
the surprise with Mrs McCulloch
when the Democratic party In con-
vention nominated her.
Tho peculiar thing about my nomi-
nation IL that as our Suffrage In Illi-
nois In not quite complete. waiting
the nishinE touch OF difficult
amendment, we women had not dared
to ask for any such recognition.
Our fRht for the suffrage we have
Rained has been q hard one. but even
mean that the sistsfhcod that has
come to Us fro our years of united
Srosdened my sex in its viewpoint to
such an extent that today the Repub-
Iican women of our State are Just as
sincere In their congratulatlons as
The new eiectof will be an apt
pupil in the. duties which she 10 70
assume. Politics and the law are no
Mccuiloch q Mccuiioch. Which one
she e ,S voT you'd . Sstsrmiins BY the
Mrs. McCuliooh, whose home 10 in
tlSs q th. p..ss s wss e pfses
,ass s1ynS s che Illinois 81 The Esu ,ss! suf
frage Society. Mrs. McCplloeh has
American Woman SUFFRAGE Society.
the Union College OF Law Chicago
She was admitted to the bar Of the
supreme court OF Illinois in 1885 and
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Training should Be Rounded.
The Reconciliation.

'Howdy do?" says Bill to Ted;
.Howdy dor" the Colonel said.
Then they both shook hands and bowed.
Right before the whole blamed crowd:
Neither bit. nor scratched. nor ohewed,
Neither said the first thing rude.
Ftrst and last. In every sense,
they acted just like perfect gents.
Which, between ourself and you,
Was what We really thought they'd do.
Springfield Union,
The Washington times., 1916-10-14

Train the Body
As We'll as Mind
By LAURA CLAwsoN.

r WAS talking 10 the president Of q
Il large business concern the other day,
and he made a remark which l con.
s sow worth quoting 70 the , mosner ,s q
marx IN The rs world da "
n feel, said this successful man."
that the emphasis my father put upon
recreation Of various kinds, the insisting
that we boys succeed In our athletics as
well es our studies has meant q great
I'm the first place II has given me a
certain physical bravery. and a determi-
nation not to let the other fellow beat
me which has been vaiuable. Then II
has made me care for my body sensibly
ana systematically. r.I
Sport Often Neglected.
In serious household where books
ana Intellectual pleasures form the sole
outlet for hard work. the fact that the
out for IL often neglected. There comes
to be kind OF contempt for a man who
wastes his time on sport. But nothing
could be more short sighted than this
point OF view.
81 have three boys and / am trying to
have thetp feel that I am as interested
In their tennis and ball az I am In their
Latin. One In as important as the other.
when 1t COMBS TO planning for the flu
~ know this IL an extreme doctrine,
and with the average boy OF today ! do
not know that the observation holds
good, because the schools are fealixink
that athletics are az necessary as the
olass room work. but In my day Il was
! not SO.
Training Should Be Rounded.
Recreation was entirely an optional
thing. and the studious boy. who often
or than not was the one who needed ath-
letics most often the one who shirked."
A sedate household can come to put
too great an emphasis on nero book
learning and neglect recreation. IL
makes for one-sided reasoning and TO
an extent 10 narrowing. Contact with
others Is had in Outdoor recreation and
pleasures In an entirely different man.
ner from the companionship which books
way Is very valuable.
Copyright 1915 by Laura Clawson)
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Same Family Name.

An d dsishman' was seated in a rail
pous-lookins man. with whom he
free ana easy manner, AT length the
pompous one said: S"My good man,
reserve your conversation for one of
your o ,Sn, equals. I weHld have you
man jumped up and held out his hand.
Begorry. shaker he exclaimed. "Oi'm
Q Casey meself. boston Transcript
The Washington times., 1916-10-14
Bacon 0melet.

Beat four eggs without separating
and add four tablespoons OF water. half
a teaspoon of salt, and pepper to taste.
dice and fry a rich brown. Remove the
bacon from the fat and keep II warm
till required. then pour all OF the fat
but a few spoonfuls from the pan and
turn In the egg mixture. Cook the
omelet carefully and, just before fold
ing, spread the diced bacon over It,
Fold and serve garnished with parsley.
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Dress Allowance Needful for Girls Today
Now the Girl Her Teens Should Be Encouraged When She Asks Dress Allow
anceNehr Should She Considers Mothers OFoned

girls are today. dressed In the bright
coIors they iove-colors that older peo-
pie do not dare to attempt but which
are in excellent taste for them.
The criticism Of your taste just pass
over, attributing II TO the splendid un-
reasonahleness of her age. But the
The Washington times., 1916-10-14
For NaSeline Stains.

Cover the article with boiling water
and let stand a while. Then add a tea
spoonful OF washing powder. Let stand
until the water Is cool enough to put
The cloth will be clean and the grease
will be on top OF the water.
The Washington times., 1916-10-14
Racon Salad.

Leftover bacon may be used for this
pared especially for the dish. In either
case 1t must be cut In dice and mixed
with chopped green pepper and mayon-
naise. Then serve on slices OF scalded
and peeled tomato placed on lettuce
leaves,
The Washington times., 1916-10-14
No One In Illinois Was More Surprised Over Her Nomina-
ton Than Was Mrs Catharine Waugh McCulloch Law
yer, Authoress, and Suffragist

to the supreme Court OF the United
States In 1SaS.
Besides taking charge OF an extern
sive law practice. Mrs. McCulloch has
found time to writ two books, which
are considered authorities, "Woman's
Wages" and mr.. Lex"
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her age In your youth are taboo now.
TO wear them when others appear In
the bright colors now In vogue.
Allow for Difference in Taste.
have often thought what an attrac.
tive lot OF young people the high school
The Washington times., 1916-10-14
Iodine Stains.

No matter how old the iodine stains
are, or how fine the fabric, soak the
article In hot suds water. use white
5000 and the stain will disappear.
The Washington times., 1916-10-14
RECIPES
Raked Bacon.

Prepare as in the previous recipe. but
place the broiler across dripping pan
and bake in a hot oven.' Drain and
serve on a hot platter.
The Washington times., 1916-10-14

NH the world are thoSe who
IVY married their "iirst loves"
and then began to wonder
what they had missed.
The average bachelor goes about
searching hopelessly for a woman who
''can understand" him. when he ought
70 be perfectly satisfied to find one who
can just STAND him!
Just because you don't both care for
the same operas and the same dance
steps is no sign that you are not ION
you both like your steak rare and your
potatoes au sratin Ia no sign that you
are, although a lot OF people have mar
ton
The strength with which a man
sticks to an old pipe may be a sign
OF characteristic It's the way In
which the pipe sticks to him that
makes him % unkissable.
What a man calls his conscience
In q love AFFAIR 10 merely a pain In
his vanity. the moral ache that &C
companies n headache, or the mental
action that follows a sentimental re.
action.
1t never pays to compromised CHEAP
clothes. cheap literature, cheap
sports" cheap nirtations-a life
hlled with these 10 nothing but ar
electric nash, advertising some.
thing Just as good"
Alas. nowadays. when a man at,
tempts to kiss girl she never car
be sure whether he Ia doing IL out Of
habit. out of curiosity. or merely out
OF politeness. because he thinks sh,
expects II.
Marriage 10 rope of sand in.
vented by blind lovers when the,
nrst disoovered that Love would mo-
stand without hitching.
Copyright iSie)
The Washington times., 1916-10-14

Cousin Mary says that she Is going
week" said Tommy as he climbed In
fathers lap.
you tell Mary to spend her money on
something else" said his father,
But she said he had such nice hair"
said the younster,
HE did before he went to the bor-
DER" said the father. but now, n II
The Washington times., 1916-10-14
Got Over II Early.

n suppose you had q real lazy
time on your vacation"
quit 'ss.tsinr a aSi At 'S'Snf m ass ssiSH1
tnk. ...A, 81 o. q q
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Bachelor Girls
Reflections
BY HELEN ROWLAND.

n n osT OF tho married nirts in
M the world are those who
WI married then. "-irst loves
and then began to wonder
what they had missed.
The Washington times., 1916-10-14

wasn't for his uniform. he would look
like a convict. l am firmly OF the be-
lief that he was attacked by a friendly
enemy who was armed with -"
ITO complete the picture draw q
stratght line from the dot marked A
to the dot marked ID and so on
through the aIphabet.)
Copyright, 1915. by John N. wheeler Inc.)
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No Maiden of
the OF E n
North Ever Was
Wrapped More
Snugly T h a n
the Girl of To
day.

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The Washington times., 1916-10-14

Tho strength with which q man
sticks to an old pipe may be a sign
of character---but IFS the way in
which the pipe sticks to him that
makes him 20 unkissable.
The Washington times., 1916-10-14

(SIZE MUST BE PUT ON CoUPoN.)
The West Virginian. [volume] (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1914-1974, 1916-05-19

Syracuse has an oarsman named
Port. II he CHANGED to so to Annapolis
Secretary Daniels would make him
change his name to Left.
The West Virginian. [volume] (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1914-1974, 1916-05-19
STANDING OF THE CLUES

Today's Schedule
Chicago at Philadelphia
ST. Louis at Boston
Cleveland at Washington
Detroit at New York
The West Virginian. [volume] (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1914-1974, 1916-05-19

West Virginia series is more import.
ant to Wesleyan than a whole brace
OF state championships, and the same
may be said OF West Virginia's atti.
tude.
The teams that have been met Ia
common by Wesleyan and ". V. U.
are Westminster, Grove City and Mar.
shall. West Virginia beat Grove City
at Morgantown 12.2. and Wesleyan
beat the same team at Grove City ISL.
Westminster was trounced by Yves.
leyan SODA nd 1874, while West Wiz,
gtnia won from this team by good big
scores though not as large as those
registered by Wesleyan. At Morgan.
town West Virginia beat Marshall 20
and lost to the same team 80, while at
Buckhannon Wesleyan also won and
lost by scores OF SO aud s.5.
All these comparative scores tndt
cate that the teams are evenly match.
ed than they have ever been in tile
past. In 1914 Wesleyan had a walk.
away with ". V. U. and last year w.
V. U. beat WESLEYAN three straight
games in easy fashion. The initial
game here June 3rd is elready excit.
ing interest and the second game at
F'airmont on June 9Th will draw large.
ly on local patronage.
The West Virginian. [volume] (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1914-1974, 1916-05-19
AMERICAN LEAGUE
Ycs.erday's ResuIts

Philadelphia 5. Chicago /: st. Louis
!. Boston /; Cleveland 4, Washington
:. New York.Detroit-wet grounds.
The West Virginian. [volume] (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1914-1974, 1916-05-19
Normal High Meet
Likely Next Week

The date Of the Fairmont Normal
and sFairmont High track meet has not
yet been announced but will likely
:be held some day next week. The
Normal team has been working hard
since their victory with the Salem
college team and are sure to make all
OF the events interesting for the strons
high school athletes. The Normal
team is supposed to be preparing for
the Scholastic meet to be held at Phil.
adelphia later in the season. Defeat
by q High school team may cause the
Normal team to cancel their entry to
The Philadelphia meet.
The West Virginian. [volume] (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1914-1974, 1916-05-19
Saturday Busy Day
For High School Team

Saturday will be the busy day with
the Fairmont High school baseball
team. two games being scheduled,
Morgantown High school is to be play
cd early tomorrow morning and hurry
Ing back 10 Fairmont the team will
play the fast High school alumni team
at Side Side park. tomorrow afternoon.
Ralph Wilson is the manager OF
the alumni team and since the former
stars have been prncttcinf daily for
several days they will give the regu.
lars stiff battle.
Large numbers Of the alumni and
high school fans are expected to turn
out to see the game and the proceeds
derived from the stall admission charg.
ed will go to the High school athle-
tic association.
The West Virginian. [volume] (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1914-1974, 1916-05-19
WESLEYAN EAGER
FOR V.V.U. SERIES
Especial Dispatch to West virginlanl

Especial Dispatch to West virginian)
BUcKHANNoN. May ls.--wesley.
ans baseball team returned from It's
trip into Pennsylvania and northern
West Virginia with fine record. Sine.
returning from the southern trip nine
games have been won and but three
lost and in every contest the heavy
hitting OF the Orange and Black has
been big feature. The side OF the
matter, however, at which all Yves.
leyan supporters look is the compare.
tive scores with West Virginia uni.
versity, June Bird, 9Th and 18th, these
two teams meet in three games that
promise to be the most exciting ever
staged in state college diamond.
The State championship will not
be involved except perhaps in an In
direct way, but the winning of the
The West Virginian. [volume] (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1914-1974, 1916-05-19

Washington and Jefferson Is 1here
for three games next Friday and satur.
day. the first double.header ever SEIZED.
ulod here being arranged for. Sat.
urday. y
The West Virginian. [volume] (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1914-1974, 1916-05-19
GIANTS PLAY THE
PIRATES A TIE GAME
Seven Innings of Ball Ends
With Score Four
And

a tie game was the result of seven
dnntngs OF fast baseball game at
South Side park last night betwesn
the Giants and Pirates In the Y. NJ.
G. a. league. The game had to be
called at tho finish OF tho seventh In.
ming, the score still standing ut /
to 8 as at the close of tho fifth in.
Ming. u
Amuch larger crowd of fans saw
the game than attended the opening
game the previous evening. These
short snappy twilight games arc be.
coming very popular and with the
warmer weather that Is due soon tho
grad stand and bleachers will be filled
at everys game.
The next game scheduled in this
league lis for next Tuesday night, May
20, between the Yankees and Giants.
The score last night:
The West Virginian. [volume] (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1914-1974, 1916-05-19
SPORT NOTES

Fans In st. Louis suggest that Field.
or Jones call his Browns the Blues.
That's how the said fans feel these
days.
We can't understand why Simpson
is forever making hurdle records as he
breaks them the next time out.
Many busher who came up In the
spring and blossomed for a brief spell
has been trimmed and planted by the
manager in his native soil TO grow
into big league timber.
'Artie Nehf Is Not Right Yet"
screams headline. Being as how Attic
is southpaw there may be a lot OF
truth ir that statement.
Fritz Maisel's bro:aer has ben can.
ned by the Detroit club. which indi.
Gates Fritz's brother didn't getan even
break when the baseball talent was
distributed in the Maisel family.
Dispatch from the east announces
Dan Morgan has assumed the manage.
ment OF AL Reich. Daniel must be
rolling in wealth 10 INDUCE in such
ccccntricities.
Found; one authenticated fighter
who isn't known as Red" The young
man Is billed as "Sunburst" Dolan and
when he gets mad he's redhealod.
Ever Hammer has driven another
spike in his championship claims by
mailing the BRIG: Root Kid OIL the chin
In the seventh round.
Farmer Can't Stop Whistling,"
The West Virginian. [volume] (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1914-1974, 1916-05-19

Found; one authenticated fighter
who isn't known as Red" The young
man Is billed as "Sunburst" Dolan and
when lie gets mad he's redhealcd.
The West Virginian. [volume] (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1914-1974, 1916-05-19

Ever Hammer has driven another
spike in his championship claims by
mailing the BRIG: Root Kid OIL the chin
in the seventh round.
The West Virginian. [volume] (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1914-1974, 1916-05-19
STANDING or THE clIRs

Today's Schedule
Philadelphia at Pittsburgh
Brooklyn at Cricago
Boston at Cincinnati
New York at st. Louis
The West Virginian. [volume] (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1914-1974, 1916-05-19

High living will get any athlete.
Bullet Joe Bush consumed hot dog
and was on the sick list ten days.
From where We sit appears as II
Ted Mei edith is sewing up the running
game just like Joe Stecher took a
scissors hold on wrestling.
The West Virginian. [volume] (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1914-1974, 1916-05-19

Two:base hits-Ashcraft, Morgan,
Chambers 2. Sacrifice hit-Lec. Hit
by pitcher-Snoiderly. Struck out
BY Kendall 10; by Barnes, IA. I'm.
ptre-Blickley. Time-l:1u.
The West Virginian. [volume] (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1914-1974, 1916-05-19
CENTRAL LEAGUE
Yesterdays Results

At Muskcgon-Dayton 4. Muskeg.
on 2; at South Rend-South Bend 2,
Terre Haute o.; at Evansville-spring.
field 4. Evansville 3; at Grand Rapids
Wheeling 8, Grand Rapids 0.
The West Virginian. [volume] (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1914-1974, 1916-05-19
Baseball in Nutshell
NATIONAL LEAGUE
Yesterday's Resulta

Philadelphia 8. Pittsburgh o; Cincin.
natl 8. Boston 2; Chicago 4, Brooklyn
3. tten Innings; New York 3, 81.
Louis 0.
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says headline. This fellow ought t
hit 1000 in vaudeville.

Now Some Bodies Have Leather
Tops-others. Ivory Tops" This
eightcolumn streamer on q page do.
voted to automobile news does not
refer to Ping BodIe.
Honolulu star-bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1912-2010, 1916-05-26
BEFORE ADAM
Ia9t By -
&a&y JACR NWXN<
~ LONDON s
GG0
CHAPTER v.


This b0mbardment drew Saber
Tooths attention to us and made him
angrier than ever. He abandoned his
pursuit OF the two folk and sprang up
the bluff toward the rest OF us, claw:
ing at the crumbling rock and snarl-
ing as he clawed his upward way. At
this awful sight, the last one Of US
sought refuge inside our caves know
this, because peeped out and saw
the whole bluff side deserted, save for
Saber Tooth, who had lost his footing
and was sliding and falling down.
called out the cry of encourage
ment, and again the bluff was covered
by the screaming horde, and the
stones were falling faster than ever.
Saber Tooth was frantic with rage.
Time and again he assaulted the bluff.
Once he even gained the first crevice
entrances before he fell back. but was
unable to force his way inside. With
each upward rush he made waves Of
Honolulu star-bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1912-2010, 1916-05-26

Saber Tooth Was Frantic With Rage.
fear surged over us. At first, at such
times most of us dashed inside, but
some remained outside to hammer him
with stones, and soon all of us re-
NAMED outside and kept up the fusil-
lade. z..::..'
Never was so mastery creature so
completely baffled. 1t hurt his pride
terribly thus to be outwitted by the
small and tender folk. He stood on
the ground and looked up at us. snarl-
ing, flashing his tail, swapping at the
stones that fell near to him. Once
whizzed down stone. and just at the
right moment he looked up. 1t caught
him full on the end of his nose, and
he went straight up in the air, all four
feet of him, roaring and caterwauling,
what of the hurt and surprise.
He was beaten, and he knew lit. Re-
covering his dignity, he stalked out
solemnly from under the rain of
stones. He stopped in the middle of
the open space and looked wfstfully
and hungrily back at us. He hated to
forego the meal, and We were just so
much meat cornered, but inaccessible.
This sight of him started us to laugh.
ing. We laughed derisiyely and un.
roariously, all of us. Now, animals do
not like mockery To be laughed at
makes them angry. And in such fash
ion our laughter affected Saber Tooth.
He turned with roar and charged
the bluff again. This was what we
wanted. The fight had become game,
and we took huge delight in pelting
him. .....>=s-.
But this attack did not last long. He
quickly recovered his common sense
and, besides, our missiles were shrewd
to hurt: Wildly do recollect the vi.
sion of one bullying eye of his, swollen
almost shut by one of the stones we
had thrown. And wildly do | retain
the picture of him as he stood on the
edge of the forest whittier he had
finally retreated. He was looking back
at us, his writing lips lifted clear of
the very roots of his huge fangs, his
hair bristling and his tail flashing. He
gave one last snarl and slid from view
among the trees. ..<*,
And then such chattering as went
UP. We swarmed out of our holes, eX-
aiming the marks his claws had
made on the crumbling rock of the
bluff, all of us talking at once. One Of
the two folk who had been caught in
the double cave was part grown, half
child and half youth. They had come
out proudly from their refuge. and We
surrounded them in an admiring
crowd. Then the young fellows moth.
er broke through and fell upon him
in a tremendous rage, boxing his ears,
pulling his hair and shriekfng like a
demon. She was strapping big wo-
man, very hairy, and the thrashing she
gave him was delight to the horde.
We reared with laughter, holding on
to one another or rolling on the ground
in our glee. E.=.
In spite of the reign of fear under
which we lived the folk were always
great laughers. We had the sense OF
humor. Our merriment was Gargan-