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South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1916-04-15

FOR SALE-Farm OF from 3 acres up
located anywhere in Indiana and
few doiisrs an 80 ,,D IN Slno G ,Jin q
write for location and description Of
size and kind Of farm you are interested
in. Central Realty Co. go :. Michigan
st office open evenings. over LandOn's
Drug store. Home phone Oil; Bell
phone 49,
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1916-04-15

FOR SALE OR TRADE-Cigar and pool
room. a bargain If taken at once, W.
L. Frank. 421 :. Main ST., Elkhart. Ind,
or phone No go. Elkhart
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1916-04-15
LIVE STOCR
FOR SALE MISCELLANEOUS.

wire. L. per so. Fl cut any length
Garden tools of all kinds. Sprinkling
hose O. and 1Oc per foot Lawn NOW
ers from $40 up. Avery and Hull POS
y Main st
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1916-04-15

BUSINESS TRAINING PAYS Your pay
is determined hy your ability. The
quality OF service YOU give. the weight
81 responsibility YOU train Yourself 90
carry. and the power you develop o. do
things without supervision ANY or our
courses supplemented with Saiesmunslip
and Business Efficiency. viii rake You
"a Leader lu your line. Take advantage or
cur spring and Summer term. and get
ready FOR . good position Decide nov
pav and night school. Information free.
KELLEY BUSINESS SCHOOL To East
Wayne 81 Bell 40 Home PISS Res
phon@ Bel 2is4.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1916-04-15

FOR SALE-1914 Twin Indian. Good con-
dltiOn. 2S05 = Mich st. Home phone
1855.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1916-04-15

For SALE OR EXCHANGES Seven
room house and half acre ground in
River Park. near street car, school and
stores. Ideal location for raising of
chickens Will sell on payments or eX-
change for inside property.
HASTINGS,
Bell 2l1. Home 6i4O.
Office Open Evenings.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1916-04-15

WANTED hear from owner Of good
farm for sale. Send cash price and de
scriptiOn. j. r. Bush, Minneapolis.
MINI.
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South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1916-04-15
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South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1916-04-15

fine orchestra vii play the program
of Is dances.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1916-04-15

LOST-A lower ser Of teeth set in
aluminium watch metal. Lost on Mich
igan -. between Tut and Jefferson. Call
ut So ~ Lafayette 81 for reward
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1916-04-15

FOR SALE-1O.OOO more needles TO be
sold az 15c a dozen For all machines.
II our needles are not right. get your
money back Haverstock the White"
man POS ". jefferson blvd.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1916-04-15

Turkey Eggs AT zoe each; Large White
Orping tOn eggs at Coo per setting Gold
en-. Silver Amherst. Reeves. Ring-neck
Pheasant eggs. Delivered fresh every
day. Home phone 1888
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1916-04-15


We sell used cars 10 pave the way for
new car sales, not for profit. We made no
padded allowances which compel US 20
sell at exorbitant prices, nor take heavy
losses. We have no incentive whatever
TO ask more for any car than it's worth.
On the other hand il means much 20
us 70 have a man buy a used ca from
US. Good VIII Is the only basis on
which We can maintain a used car
market big enough 10 absorb the cars
we are called upon 70 dispose Of.
Model %, 1914 Buick Six.
Model 80, 1912 Hudson, ; passenger.
1915 Saxon Six.
1915 Studebaker Six.
1914 Oakland, 3 passen ger, electric
lights and starter, $500
Model -. Buick . passenger.
Cole, 1915 model, passenger, excep-
tional bargain
10Th CENTURY GARAGE.
VIM. III. Nichols, Prop.
Home 6l66-125 S. Lafayette-Bell $50.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1916-04-15

FOR SALE-Soy Beans. W. II. YOder
Home phone 7404.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1916-04-15
BUY cr,7
oELL RENT
LOST AND FOUND.

LOST sack ~ laundry clothes ON Divi-
Reu.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1916-04-15

GET THE BEST PRICE OK POULTRY
netting NJ. T. Gilman, 422 = Michi-
gan St Home S645.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1916-04-15
SITUATIONS wANTED-MALE.

LOST Package Of crochet work with
needle. Finder call Home 2217
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1916-04-15

FOR SALE-Strawberr and red rasp-
berry plants cheap. Bel phone Coun-
~ 9OO3.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1916-04-15
REAL ESTATE LOANS.

MONEY To LOAN-In amounts not less
than $1,000. Interest rates reasonable.
Inquire of J.. A. Jude, 112 S. Main st.
1000 TO $1,000 To LOAN on improved
city real estate Must be first class
security. Whitcomb and Keller. Jeffer
son bldg
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1916-04-15
HOTsEwOBK AND DOMEsTICs.
Office ITELF

WANTED Young people prepare now
for good office position only q few
months required. small Cost. Position
inst as soon as capable. Write au or
Telephone Tor catah and particulars
The south Bend Business College Cor
Mica and Monroe SITS Bell 55i Horne
5551
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1916-04-15
CLASSIFIED ADVERTISEMENTS
@ % | = = ''WANT ADS' pFqas os 'a ea phone 'oA
AUTOMOBILES MOTORCYCLES
AND BICYCLES
Continued

FOR SALE-Ford touring car. 1872
model IN first class running order Fit
ted with man-tOp. and iify curtains.
Call Bell. $50; Home. 577T.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1916-04-15

FOR SALE,-Alfalfa hay I'm bulk, five
miles south OF South Bend. J. II.
Il nlnerman. South Bend, X + u. No. ,.
Home phone 1891.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1916-04-15

WANTED Stenogaphers out ~ posi-
tions apply at the south Bend Bust
ness. college NOW. Nu charge Tor plac-
ing IN YOU are competent we can place
YOU immediateiy
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1916-04-15

OWN A FARM OF YOUR OWN and be
independent Michigan farm lands in
Lake county, Mich, 40 50, 100. acre
tracts, $1,000 an acre and up. Choice To-
cation for fruit. truck. general farming,
stock raising and poultry. Combination
Of soil, a wide range Of possibilities
Let me direct you 10 the section best
suited 10 your purposes. G.. +. Hide
brand, 1880 Miami st. Bell 2526; Home
1923
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1916-04-15
MUSICAL INSTRUMENTS.

FOR SALE-Upright piano. golden oak
case; cheap for cash. One player good
as new. including about 30 rolls. One up
right dark oak case. one baby grand.
viii sacrifice a square piano, which
must be moved Monday. Martin F. Pane,
Jos : Mich. 81 Second floor. Both
phones 2224
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1916-04-15

FOR SALE-SiX room cottage in first
class condition at a bargain. Parties
leaving city Inquire 720 Osborne ST.
FOR SALE OR EXCHANGE good
lots. one or an. I'm Ernsbercer's addi-
ton. 100 It. from Nistula nv. 80 rds
from Sprin gbrook park at a sacrifice or
inStallments. Bell phone SOS. South Bend.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1916-04-15

CHANGE OF ADDRBSS-TO care or my
growing patronage more SATISFACTORILY
! have moved from GIL j.. Bronson e. 4l2
Franklin st My phone number. Bell
35ll. remains the same. DELLA SWARTZ
MasSeuse. graduate o. RrOf. Ynele Of
Stockholm, sweden.
The public ledger. [volume] (Maysville, Ky.) 1913-1968, 1916-09-22
WILL THE woRK1NeMAN BE FooLEDP

Who that stood the floor of the House, and also in the
Senate defeat the passage of this bill for the
protection little chlden Was it the Republican membersY No
great leaders of the Democratic party from the South
who were listening wofsh of the southern cotton mill
operators who prevent passage of this law On the final
passage the bill in The House. February % 1916 total OF ~
Republicans voted for the and only Republican against
it, Democratic side 1876 voted for the bill and fOryfve
against This record speaks for itself and yet in face of the fact
that Republican members of Congress who advocated the
bill the floor and later backed their words by their
the Democratic publicity bureau and party leaders are trying
the credit for the passage of the chidabOr law.
eff Democratic party interested it claims it in
protecting children why pass law prohibiting the n
portaon chmade products into country? During
consideration of the of the Republican mem
brs offered amendment prohibiting the importation OF European
chdmade products this country Where did Democratic mem
of this House. these champions of the little children stand this
amendment? Every member of the Democratic side voted against
this amendment Now they pleading for the votes of organized
labor the ground that they opposed to child labor
Where did the Democratic champions of the working classes
the Boand rider the legislative executive and judicial
appropriation bill which would have increased the daily working
employees and reduced their salaries ten
consideration of the Ornd rider? No. sxyeven
bers of Mr. Wilson's who trying to appeal TO the work
ing classes support the Democratic party next November voted
working of Government employees and reduce
The also shows that Republican voted in
Boand rider Yet in the face of these facts the
party prOcamng with loud voice that it is the
champion of the labOring people.
Let predict that you fool the wOrkingman voter
They your record and they will not be msed by few sOcale
who trying hold positions given them by h
Administration.
'The Republican party has always advocated and supported
good labor legislation The Republican party originated the shorter
woday by enactnG law the bill limiting the hours of labor
eight day fo all workshops of the 1t
under Republican administration that the eighthom law
amended include all employees of public work for
the government john G. Cooper Congressman from Ohio.
The public ledger. [volume] (Maysville, Ky.) 1913-1968, 1916-09-22
ISSUE IL FORCED on
PRESIDENT

San Francisco, Cal, September 20
Whether President Wilson is opposed
to prohibition became an issue in Cali
fornia's wet and dry fight today wish
the return to the state of the coast to
coast prohibition campaign train. As
sertion made in Il wet pamphlet
freely distributed at the prohibition
meeting along the San Joaquin valley
today that the President is among
eleven widely known Americans, in
GLIDING former President Taft and
Cardinal Gibbons, who favored temp
erance," but opposed prohibition, was
questioned by DR.. Ira Landrith, the
prohibition Vice Presidential candi-
date Later tonight Oliver w. Stye-
wart. national campaign mana er for
tn, ...nIJrt-ll4. e., .-.,...o,..eL the
pr,s!dca ash!ds il the ",c.s here
were misrepresenting his attitude.
THE President will not defy The
suffrage lightnlngs of the ninteen dry
states wrath" said Landrith, by con-
firming the accusation in any state.
Let him make such IA pro-liquor de-
claratiOn and his defeat is assured as
his friends believe his election is GER
tain. But this official charge that he
is an anti-prohbitionist must now be
disclaimed or his silence will be inter
preted as assent"
j. Frank Hanly, the prohibition
President candidates, continued his
attack on Charles f. Hughes for his
silence on the liquor question and APP
pealed to all voters for support of the
prohibition platform which he terms
as comprehensive as any other issue
other than the liquor question.
The public ledger. [volume] (Maysville, Ky.) 1913-1968, 1916-09-22
WOMEN's
STOMACH TROUBLES
The Great Woman's Med.
cine Often Just What
Is Needed.

We are so used to thinking of Lydia
f. Pinkham's Vegetable Compound as
a remedy exclusively for female ills that
we are apt to overlook the fact that il
is one of the best remedies for disorders
of the stomach.
For stomach trouble of women II is
especially adapted, as it works in com
plete harmony with the female organ
ism, since it contains the extracts Of the
best tonic roots and herbs. 1t tones up
the digestive system, and increases the
appetite and strength. Here is what
one woman writes showing what this
medicine does:-
Newfield, N. Y.-"I am so pleased
to say can recommend Lydia f. Pink
hams Vegetable Compound as an eco
nomical and beneficial remedy in most
ailments pertaining to women. At
least l found it so by only taking two
bottles. had indigestion in bad
form and ! am now feeling in the best
of health and owe it all to Lydia Z.
Pinkham's Vegetable Compound. -
Mrs. BURR WILLIAMS, RID. No. 20, New
field, NY.
Many women suffer from that call
gone feeling" and "feel 80 faint, 4"
while doing their work. Ten chances
to one their digestive system is all out
of order. A tablespoonful of Lydia f.
Pinkham's Vegetable Compound after
each meal should completely remedy this
condition in few days.
The public ledger. [volume] (Maysville, Ky.) 1913-1968, 1916-09-22
A NASHVILLE INQUIRY
Answered by the State OF a MaysVillP
Resident.

When first the long series of re-
ports of Maysville people who have
been relieved by Doan's Kidney Pills
were published in the local press,
great enthusiasm and interest were
aroused. But Maysville is now in
quiring How are these people keep
ing today? How has the benefit they
received withstood the test of timer
For that, after all, is the essential test
Of a cure. On this point doubt can no
longer exist, for after many years
those who have been cured, emphati-
cally declare their cures TO be last
ing.
Frederick Dresel, 1888 r. Second St,
Maysville, says: 81 was troubled with
inflammation of the bladder and an
annoyance from my kidneys, The pas
sages of the kidney secretions were
irregular and | had severe pain
across the small of my back which in
terfered with my duties. | got Doans
Kidney Pills at Wood & Sons Drug
Store and one box gave me prompt
relief"
NO TROUBLE SINCE
OVER THREE YEARS LATER, Mr..
Dresel said; Il haven't had any kid
ney trouble since | used Doan's Kid
ney Pills"
Price soc. at all dealers. Don't
simply ask for a kidney remedy-get
Doan's Kidney Pills-the same that
Mr.. Dresel has twice publicly recon-
mended. Foster-Milburn Co.. Props.
Buffalo, N. Y.
The public ledger. [volume] (Maysville, Ky.) 1913-1968, 1916-09-22

"PitileSS Publicity--Before he was
elected, Woodrow Wilson announced
that his administration would be char
acterized by 'pitiless publicity" Since
his Inauguration even normal publicity
has given place to political eXpediency
The latest instance of this is the alb
solute refusal of the War Department
to reveal the facts regarding the at
tack on San lgnacio, Tex, by Mexican
troops, presumably CarranZistas
Army officers at the Department eX-
plain that they are under peremp
tory orders not to disclose the facts
and. as everyone knows orders come
from President Wilson himself The
official report of the affair. as made by
the Carranzistas general to his head
quarters. has been published in the
Mexican press. 1t declares that the
Americans, of the Ninth Regiment
were routed by a combined attack of
cavalry. approaching from the West,
and infantry. from the South; that
there was furious fighting for two
hours, when the Americans were
compelled to fly He concludes:
"On the field were abandoned great
numbers of dead and wounded and an
immense booty, consisting of $50 rifles,
5000 cartridges, horses, saddles, mum
itiOns of war and provisions" The
Wilson administration successfully
suppressed the facts regarding this
encounter until the Mexicans made
them public. OF course the purpose
of Mr.. Wilson is to prevent the public
from approaching the truly farccal
nature of the Conference he is con-
Quoting at New London, and the flu
tility of looking to Carranza for pro-
lection of the Mexican obrder.
The public ledger. [volume] (Maysville, Ky.) 1913-1968, 1916-09-22

Left Americans to Die-Col. Roose-
welt has made public a letter written
by him to Henry Reuterdahl, the eX-
pert on naval affairs, in which Mr..
Roosevelt declares that Routherdahl
has made 1t perfectly plain that Ad-
miral Mayo advised President Wilson
and Secretary Daniels of the peril TO
which Americans were exposed In
Tampico and that, with full knowledge
OF this peril, Messrs. Wilson and Dan
iels peremptorily instructed Mayo to
withdraw, leaving American men, wo-
men and children to their fate; that
Mayo put out to sea, and then re-
ceiyed the emphatic protest of the
American consul and refused to pro-
coed but that the President and Dam
i6ls were inslstent; that Mayo was
then advised by the Captain of Brit
ish ship that II was too late and that
his return would aggravate the situa-
ton and that the Americans were res
cued from the Mexican mob by the
British and German naval ships. you
have made your case perfectly clear,
writes MIR. Roosevelt CAS- you say i'm
your letter, you have furnished com
plete proof that when the Americans
were in danger at Tampico they were
deliberately abandoned by the orders
of Mr. Wilson and that their lives were
saved under foreign flags. BY no pos
siblity can President Wilson and Sec
rotary Daniels clear themselves from
guilt in the transaction. The facts
are indisputable" Washington dis
patches, referring TO Mr., Roosevelt's
letter. say that each OF the many ex-
cuses which have been made by Dan
iels is absurd, according to naval ex-
perts, and that the real reason Mayo's
ships were ordered away was that Mr.
Wilson feared their presence at Tam
pico would irritate the Mexlcans.
The public ledger. [volume] (Maysville, Ky.) 1913-1968, 1916-09-22

ally, his son-in-law, but he has utilized
the disposal to dragon Congress into
passing whatever measures he die
tated, the single exception being the
Shipping bill which Congress would
not stand for in the form it was draft
ed by McAdoo, but which 1t did pass
in. emasculated form at the dictation
of Mr.. Wilson. Although sworn to up
hold the Constitution, Woodrow Will
son has converted the Presidency into
an absolute autocracy
The public ledger. [volume] (Maysville, Ky.) 1913-1968, 1916-09-22

Up CALIFORNIA; Tama,pais runs the
crookedest railroad in the world. OF
the eight miles of track the longest
tangent is only 413 feet. In one in
stance the road makes five complete
loops and ties two complete bow knots
to attain an elevation of ninety feet,
The end of the line is about half a mile
higher than the starting point, and
there is not one particularly steep
grade in the entire system.
The public ledger. [volume] (Maysville, Ky.) 1913-1968, 1916-09-22
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NEW YORK LETTER
(From Our Regular Correspondent

A Texas View believe in a tariff
to protect our manufacturers, and ]
believe in a tariff for revenue. | be-
lieve in business protection. That's
where Germany got ahead. | haven't
any patience with this so-called war
tax Its nothing but a deficiency tax.
We Democrats have shipped off too
much of the tariff Now it must be
put back. If we don't put it back,
I'll give the European countries a
years time after the war stops to flood
this country with goods at such low
prices we cant compete with them, "
This is no New England protectionist
who says this, but Texas Democrat
NJ. A. Cooper, President of the Cooper
Grocery Co., of Waco. I've found that
the business men OF the country pace
more faith in Hughes than in Mr.
Wilson, continued Mr.. Cooper. "They
seem to think that Hughes is safer
from business standpoint We've had
too many side lines in the tax line in
this administration. Our business men
appreciate, too, that il we don't get 4
change in the tariff and quick
change, too. we shall be at the mercy
of the cheap labor of Europe and our
business will go to the dogs
The public ledger. [volume] (Maysville, Ky.) 1913-1968, 1916-09-22

DIR. AbbOtt's ErrOrs-Rev. Doctor
Lyman Abbott, writing in the Outlook,
says, you ask me what | would have
done il had been President during
the last -four years. | cannot tell you
what would have done, for the Presi.
dent is not an autocrat In deciding
upon his policies he must be guided by
the advice of his Cabinet, who are his
chosen counselors; and in carrying
them into effect he must be determined
By the support he can win from Con
gress." DR.. Abbott makes several err
rors In this statement. Woodrow Will
son is an autocrat, as his record clear
ly shows. He has never TO any ma
terial extent sought the advice of his
cabinet. On the contrary. he carefully
chose a cabinet composed, with two
possible exceptions, of men obviously
not selected for the value of their ad-
vice. and one Of those exceptions was
too much Of a man TO remain in the
cabinet And hnally, Mr.. Wilson has
not only shaped his own policies. with
out the advice Of anyone but, occasion
The public ledger. [volume] (Maysville, Ky.) 1913-1968, 1916-09-22

Wilson and The Farmers-"Not a
word has been spoken by Congress in
defense of the woman who make the
hay and gathers the sheaves. and lit
tie has been done that will increase
the income of the farmer or enable
him to pay little higher wages to his
laborers." This is the statement of
another Texan, Col. Henry n. Pope
President of the Association of State
President of Farmers Unions. Col
Pope is especially indignant at Presi-
dent Wilson's course with regard to
the railway wage increase bill. He
says further, But today we find the
highest paid laborers in the world
making three times more money than
farmers. demanding a twenty-five per
cent increase and Congress Fastening
to their relief. This increase must In
the end rest upon the back Of the
farmers and will reduce their incomes
Increase their hours of labor and call
for another levy of farm mothers from
the home to the field" The Demo-
cratic leaders, including Mr.. Wilson
have indicated that when Congress
meets in December legislation author.
izing the railroads so to increase their
freight rates as to Compensate them
for the increase of pay they have been
compelled to give their men, will be
enacted. Col Ropes efforts are being
directed to preventing the proposed
increase of freight rates DO.
The Ordway new era., 1916-12-01
Simple Question to Answer.

The editor of the correspondence
columns had II very busy day-a very
busy day, indeed. SO busy, in fact,
that he had to enlist the services of
the "sub" to read out the correspond
cnce.
"What is The next Query!" he asked,
when he had gone half way through
the pile of letters.
"Oh," replied the sub 81 reader
wants to know how to prevent the
hairs in his mustache from falling
out. What shall I put down. sir?'
"Wcll," answered the editor, with II
sigh, Just put down: THE best way
to prevent hairs from falling out is to
brush them lightly apart and keep
them from qIarreling."