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The Harrison times., 1916-08-05

What is need'd in this age OF reg.
ulation Is more personal liberty to
mind ones own business; more con.
aidence in thu character Of the whole
people, and less coercion to compel
an intelligent individual to conform
10 the whim Of another individual
clOfhed with mower
The Harrison times., 1916-08-05

When a man announces that he Is
going to Africa to study the monkey
language fear arises that the Ameri.
can press agent is losing his cunning
and is compelled to draw on his scrap
hook.
The Harrison times., 1916-08-05
WARNING ORDER:

In the Chancery Court of Boone County. Ar
kansas,
Daily Goodnight, Plaintiff
VS..
Frank Goodnight, Defendenl
The. defendant Frank Goodnight is earned
to appear in the Boon County Chancery Court
withia thirty days from this date and answer
the complaint of the Plaintiff Daily Good
night.
Witness my hand and the seal of said
Chancery Court thes July 18th 1915.
MARVIN HATHCOAT, Clerk.
The Harrison times., 1916-08-05

In all the war zones Mars seems to
6e taking a much.needed rest, dis.
trrbed but little by the intermittent
roar of big guns and the desultory
bnzzing Of aeroplanes.
The Harrison times., 1916-08-05
Warnir e Order

September Term 1916
William K, Morgan, Plaintiff
VS..
Iohn f. Hill, Pearl Hill & Henry j.
Hill. Defendants.
To John F. Hill, Pearl Hill and Hen
ry j. Hill, the above named defen-
dants:
The defendants, John F. Hill, Pearl
Hill and Henry J. Hill are warned to
appear in this court within 80 days
and answer the complaint of the plain
tiff, William r. Morgan, under the
penalty of said complaints being taxi
en- as true.
This 20 day of July 1916.
Marvin Hathcoat, clerk
The Harrison times., 1916-08-05

A contemporary pleads for the use
pf certain old words that have become
obsolete. The war has created so
many new words there isn't room for
the old ones.
The Harrison times., 1916-08-05

An incurable optimist is a fellow
who can't help thinking how lucky
Jonah was not to have voyaged In
the days Of submarines and floating
mines.
The Harrison times., 1916-08-05

Astronomers claim to have sighted
nm early frost on Mars, II nothing
else turns up this win serve about
rs well as anything else for running
up fruit prices on earth.
The Harrison times., 1916-08-05

II the doctors will hurry up the dis
sovery Of vaccine that will guaran-
tee immunity from colds. they will
and an eager public ready to be
treated
The Harrison times., 1916-08-05

The Globe-Democrat man says soap
was rot invented as early as gunpow.
Ter. And so far as we can see 1t still
hcks much of being as popular.
The Harrison times., 1916-08-05

The handclasp bares character, nc.
cording to noted psychologist, and
It must be admitted that excessive
Indulgence usually indicates an In
tense desire to be elected 10 Office.
The Harrison times., 1916-08-05

A Philadelphia thief has stolen ain
encyclopedia Evidently the install.
ment plan method Of getting one had
no attractions for him.
The Harrison times., 1916-08-05

Should the forehead kiss" become
popular, the main difficulty presented
by a few leading eugenists is that
their devoted female friends won't
know where to begin.
The Harrison times., 1916-08-05
Jersey HeiferS fer Sale

Five Jersey Heifers, from two to
nine months old. for sale at bargain.
See c. D. Whitsitt, l-2 miles west of
town. or address on Route 5.
The Harrison times., 1916-08-05
Wanted.

100000 cedar fence posts. Will buy
large or small quantities. For prices
and further particulars, call on or ad-
dress,
JEFFERY DIXON.
Harrison, Ark.
The Harrison times., 1916-08-05

We had always heard that clothes
make the man." but that It takes four
teen suits and ten overcoats puts q
lot OF us in the ALSO ran" class.
The Harrison times., 1916-08-05

Judging from the manner of its sub
Bidence, that general uprising in China
was for the express purpose of giving
Emp Yuan the salute
The Harrison times., 1916-08-05

Advice from outsiders is no more
acceptable to any Of the countries in
Europe than 1t is to the rest of US,
even IL they are at war.
The Harrison times., 1916-08-05

After listening to an interesting
travelogue a henpecked husband is
6lled with an intense desire TO take
the same trip-alone.
The Harrison times., 1916-08-05

Maybe, if the truth were known,
the man who originated the idea that
one good turn deserves another had
IN ak to grind.
The Harrison times., 1916-08-05

II is admitted that very few of the
unofficial movie censors are as thor
oIgh as the war news censOrs.
The Harrison times., 1916-08-05

Next TO a settlement diplomacy re-
CARDS prolonging the misunderstand-
Ing as the best thing possible.
The Harrison times., 1916-08-05

II is said that the college rah.rah
boy is disappearing Another triumph
for civilization!
The Harrison times., 1916-08-05

A pastor laments that the art OF
conversation is 'ost. But there is no
diminution in the propensity to gos'
ain -sg-yefrf~cs:,,, 80 es.-evf,>ss,.
..as- M. Il *. q. = 49, Es ~ -
The Harrison times., 1916-08-05

1t is said that the poodles of Paris
are not in the least concerned over
the proximity of the German line.
The Harrison times., 1916-08-05

1t is mighty hard to have boy scout
hiker in the family if you have an au-
tomobile. He will want to ride, too.
The Harrison times., 1916-08-05

Edison says he'd rather work than
atten- a banquet, having in mind, no
doubt, some of he speeches.
The Harrison times., 1916-08-05

Within a few years we may expect
historians TO begin striking for higher
wages and more hours.
The Harrison times., 1916-08-05
[HE HARRISON TIMES.
j. R. NEWMAN, Editor.

At any rate, the world war seems 10
have put the old-fashioned sob squad"
out of business.
The Harrison times., 1916-08-05

Bobby's idea of the splendidest job
on earth is that of expert pie bitter at
Q food exhibit contest.
The Harrison times., 1916-08-05
Warning Order

In the J, P. Court of Boone County
Arkansas
Coffman Towers Gro. Co, Pltf.
VS.,
Mrs. G. J. Moore Deft.
The defendant Mrs. ]. C. Moore is
warned to appear in this court within
thirty DAYS and answer the complaint
eff the plaintiff, Coffman-Towers Gro.
Co.
Witness my hand this 10Th day of
July 1916.
HOMER FREEZING, j, p.
The Harrison times., 1916-08-05

The rules for the avoidance of grippe
would be easier 10 obey If they were
Nil like the one cautioning against
pverwork.
The Harrison times., 1916-08-05

'Twould seem useless to try to con-
quer half the world by love so long as
the other half carries a gun,
The Harrison times., 1916-08-05

See the Boone Co. Abstract Co. for
Abstracts. 0KicEn Court House
The Harrison times., 1916-08-05

Doctor Hirschberg says don't eat a
porterhouse steak oftener than once
. day. That's good advice. We ac-
The Harrison times., 1916-08-05

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The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1916-05-31
poLITICAL ANNOUNCEMENTS

ever holding any county Office, 1
hereby announce myself an a csndi-
date for county tax collector, sub
tect to the Democratic primary of
1915
IL elected l promise to give the
very best and efficient service posi-
Bile, to safeguard the funds of Polk
county, coming into my hands, to al
low all Of my property to remain in
my own name for the protection of
individual taxpayers against any
overcharge which may be made by
any clerk, person or assistant in my
office, in addition to giving the Gus
tomary bond for the protection Of
the county and state. Furthermore
| shall prefer to give that bond
through a good substantial and ac-
ceptable surety company, rather
than to jeopardize the interest Of
friends and citizens by giving q bond
signed by private individuals Tour
vote and influence are earnestly So
lieited. Respectfully,
T. A. GooDE.
The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1916-05-31
The Modern Church,

professional whistler and a NOV.
ing picture show are the latest devices
employed by n church in Seattle to
lure sinners to repentance and point
the way to salvation. While the whis-
tier is somewhat of an innovation, the
moving-picture idea has been used for
some time in at least one church In
this state. Evidently the churches
have been forced to the conclusion
that the average sinner insists on be-
ing entertained while he is being
saved.-San Francisco Chronicle.
The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1916-05-31
FOR SHERIFF

hereby announce myself candl-
date for sheriff OF Polk county, SUD-
ject to the action of the Democratic
primary election, June 9Th. II my
conduct Of the Office has been salts
factory, l will appreciate the votes
and support of the citizens, promis-
ing them that II reelected, l will
edouble my efforts to discharge the
dutIeg of sheriff to the satisfaction
of the people Respectfully,
JOHN LOGAN
The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1916-05-31
Dr. STATE AND COUNTY .
TAX ASSESSOR

the Voters of Polk County;
Gentlemen-I hereby announce my
for reelection to the Of
re Of State and County Tax Assess
|, subject to the action of the Dem
ratio primary II elected / prom
: 4 faithful performance Of the du-
es required by this most important
,sltion. l stand for equal taxes for
h classes and earnestly solicit
,ur votes. Thanking you for your
,arty support In the past, l remain
Yours very respectfully,
,39 ]. ]. BOYNT0N.
The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1916-05-31

To the Democratic Voters Of Polk
County: hereby announce myself
a candidate for representative in the
State legislature Of Florida subject
to the action Of the Democratic pri-
mary. II elected will serve the peo-
pie to the bst Of my ability. l solicit
your support. Respectfully,
A. J. MORGAN.
The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1916-05-31
First Cartoon.

The first cartoons printed in Amer
lea were drawn by George Horace Lor-
liners predecessor as editor of the
Saturday Evening Post. Ben Franklin
pictured the disunited colonies as a
man with his arms and legs cut off.
Again he represented them as bundle
of sticks-unbreakable when bound to-
gether, but easily broken when taken
Observation-Disclosures Ledger.
The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1916-05-31
Words That Left a Sting.

Two words that caused more trouble
than any others he had ever heard. as
by Henry Clay, were dough
face" The phrase was coined by John
Randolph of Roanoke in 1920, when he
said that the northern members OF
congress who voted for slavery in Mis-
souri, saw their dough faces in the
glass and were frightened"
The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1916-05-31

i hereby announce myself as can
date for recollection to the office Of
lperintendent of Public Instruction
Polk County, subject to the action
the voters at the forthcoming
Emocratic primary.
In making my announcement for
Us important Office, l desire TO
ank my friends for their hearty
pport accorded me in the past and
sure them IL reelected will con-
Tue to strive as in the past to make
e schools of Poly county second TO
me in the State.
Yours for faithful service,
C. A PARKER.
The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1916-05-31
FOR COUNTY JUDGE

1 hereby announce myself a can
didate for the ONCE Of county Judge
of Polk county, subject to the action
of the Democratic voters at the pri-
mary to be held in June, 1915, and
respectfully solicit your support.
Respectfully,
HARRY G. TAYLOR.
The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1916-05-31
Teachinc Birds TO Sinu.

To teach a young bird to sing it is
necessary to place it in a private com
partment. so there IS no opportunity
for play Each of the young birds are
Gagged in this manner and in the cen
ter of the entire cage is placed the
old bird. The little ones pick up the
notes given forth by the old bird and
In short time are singers them
salvps
The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1916-05-31
Golf PLAYING Rrouaht Fortune.

When the duke of York was living
in Edinburgh in 1881 he was told that
a certain shoemaker named Patersone
was the best golf player in Scotland,
and him, the duke. later James II.
chose as partner in a foursome. win
ming a huge stake. He promptly turned
over the money to Patersone, who
forthwith built house in which the
duke placed stone with a Patersone
crest bearing the motto, Far and
Sure
The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1916-05-31
Those Noisy Musicians.

During the concert man who really
appreciated music for its own sake
was greatly annoyed by young fop
girl at his side. What nuisance!"
finally exclaimed the appreciative man.
DO you refer to me, sir?" threatening
ly demanded the fop. "Oh. no. |
meant the musicians. They keep up
such noise with their instruments
that cant hear half your brilliant con
versation.'
The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1916-05-31
oR THE OFFICE
OF COUNTY ASSESSOR

the Voters Of Polk County:
| hereby announce myself a can
date for the Office of county tax as
Issor. subject to the action of the
smccratic primary; and will appre-
bite the support of all electors who
Islre an equalization Of taxes.
Yours to serve,
ARNOLD c. ARMIsTEAD.
The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1916-05-31
FOR TAX COLLECTOR

desire to take this method OF
announcing my candidacy for the
office OF tax collector Of Polk coun-
~ subject to the action OF the Dem
ocratic primary.
II honored with this office, it will
be my most earnest desire to render
at all times effective, efficient and
faithful service.
Your vote and influence solicited.
Respectfully yours,
1914 ]. C. OWENS.
The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1916-05-31
FOR REPRESENTATIVE

hereby announce myself as a can
didate for representative of Polk
county in the legislature convening
in 1917, subject to the action Of the
Democratic primary, and IL elected I
promise efficient and conscientious
service.
REED ROBSON.
The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1916-05-31
Common Horse Sense for Doctors.

Common Horse sense TOT OoCtoTs'
1t takes more than book learning to
be a success as a doctor 1t needs lot
of common horse sense, and in all this
chatter about higher education and a
new curriculum which is one way OF
freezing out competition by the medi'
cal college trust-I haven't seen men
toned any Professor Of Common
Sense.-Providence Medical Journal.
The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1916-05-31
Silver in Iron Cross.

The German iron cross, which has
been given since the war Of liberation
In 1913. is not. as commonly supposed,
entirely Of cast iron, but has an edging
OF silver. Bestowal Of the decoration
carries with it a small allowance TO
members OF the rank and file.
The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1916-05-31
R SUPT. PUBLIC INSTRUCTION

the Citizens OF Polk County:
Subject to the action of the Demo-
attic primary of 1916, this is to
lnounce my candidacy for the office
superintendent Of public instruc-
on in and for the county Of Polk,
ate OF Florida. Your support IL
BOT respectfully solicited.
W. l.. CLIFTON.
The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1916-05-31
Almost Forgotten Name.

Have you ever heard Of the state Of
Kenawha? No, it is not an Indian prin-
cipality but the name applied in the
original ordinance Of separation, to
what is now West Virginia, the latter
name having been decided on finally
by the convention which framed tn
constitution
The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1916-05-31
FOR REPRESENTATIVE

To the Democratic Voters of Polk
County, Florida:
l hereby announce my candidacy
for the office of representative from
Polk county in the legislature, sub
ject to the Democratic primary.
C. NJ. TRAMMELL.
The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1916-05-31
FOR COUNTY COMMISSIONER

l hereby announce myself can
didate for the office of county COM
missioner from district No. sub
ject to the voters OF the Democratic
primary. Your support will be CRATE
fully appreciated.
G. B. MURRELL.
The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1916-05-31
FOR COUNTY JUDGE

hereby announce my candidacy
1 to, cflce of county judge Of Polk
unly, Florida, in the coming Dem
uIt!, primary in June. II elected,
promise my entire time shall be de-
ned to said office. and l ask the
lvport Of the voters throughout the
|unty generally.
Very respectfully,
M. A. WILSON.
The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1916-05-31
True Humility Seldom Found.

Humility does not consist in any
thing that is merely outward, but It's
proper seat is in the hidden man OF
the heart. Mean clothes, and houses
and furniture. and very humble profes-
sions, are, It may be feared, much
more common in the world than truly
humble hearts.-JenninES
The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1916-05-31
FOR CONSTABLE

l am a candidate for re-eIecu Of &c
the office Of Constable Of this, IN,
Tenth district, subject to the action
OF the Democratic Primary. I will
thank the voters for their support
Respectfully,
DAN MARSHAL.
The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1916-05-31
TO THE DEMOCRATIC VOTERS
OF POLK COUNTY, FLORIDA

l hereby announce my candidacy
to succeed myself as clerk Of the cir
suit court of Polk county, Florida,
subject to the action Of the Demo-
cratic primary Of June 6, 1915.
Should l be favored with the nomi-
nation / will conduct the affairs Of
the office to the best of my ability,
as l have done in the past.
Respectfully,
The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1916-05-31
z. P. THAGARD

candidate for State Comptroller
the Democratic Primary to be
ID June 6, 1916. Has had four
ars experiences in the Comptrol-
Il Office as bank examiner, and is
,uiliar with the duties Of the Of
y Your support will be appre-
tted
The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1916-05-31
FOR JUSTICE OF THE
PEACE, TENTH DISTRICT

| am candidate Tor Justice of the
Peace in the Tenth district, subject
to the action Of the Democratic pri-
maries, and respectfully ask the
support Of the voters for this office.
Respectfully, G. P. WEBB.
1924
The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1916-05-31
FOE PROSECUTING ATTORNEY
OF POLK COUNTY

| hereby announce my candidacy
for reelection to the office of prose-
cutting attorney of Polk county. sub
feet to the primary election, June 6,
1915. and respectfully solicit the
support of all Democratic electors.
Respectfully,
r r HUFFAKER.
The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1916-05-31
TO THE VOTERS OF POLK COUNTY

l am a candidate for nomination
to the office Of State Senate from the
Seenth Senatorial District of florida.
subject to the Primary of June next.
Your support is kindly solicited.
SOLON G. WILSON.
The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1916-05-31
FOR COUNTY JUDGE

am q candidate for nomination
to the ONCE of county Judge Of Polk
county, at the approaching Demo
cratic primary, and will appreciate
everyone's support.
KELSEY BLANTON.
The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1916-05-31
TO THE DEMOCRATIC VOTERS

| hereby announce my candidacy
for the Office of tax collector Of Polk
county, subject to the action Of the
Democratic primary of June 6.
Should l be favored with the nomi-
nation pledge a continuation Of
the business method and system that
I have already installed IN this Of
fee. J. P. MURDAUGH.
1899
The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1916-05-31
TO THE DEMOCRATIC
VOTERS OF POLK co

l hereby announce my candidacy
for the ci1ce OF prosecuting attorney
OF Polk county, subject to the de-
cision OF the primary election June
6, 1915.
II elected, promise my efforts
shall be directed towards the strict
enforcement OF the criminal laws
and that | will not be a candidate
for reelection.
5149 EDWIN W. SPENCER.
The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1916-05-31
FOR COUNTY ASSESSOR

4 hereby announce myself . cAndi-
to for the once of Assessor for
Tx county, subject to the action OF
! Democratic party. l earnestly
lIeit the support and votes OF the
ectcrs, promising the best service
which am capable should they
NOR me with this position.
Respectfully,
]. HARRIS LANCASTER.
The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1916-05-31
TO THE VOTERS OF POLK COUNTY

l am a candidate for member Of
the State Senate from Polk county,
subject to the primary of June 9Th.
Your support will be appreciated.
Respectfully,
OSCAR NJ. EATON.
The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1916-05-31
pOR COUNTY TAX COLLECTOR

| am q candidate for the ONCE OF
! collector for Pslk county, sub
h 70 the action OF the Democratic
MY, and / would appreciate the
|PpOrt Of all the voters, promising
thtul ana enRcient service II hon
NJ By election.
respectfully,
WERNER @. JONES.
The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1916-05-31
FOR JUSTICE OF THE PEACE

l am a candidate for reelection
for justice Of the peace in this, the
Tenth district, and will appreciate
the votes and support of all the elect
ors fer this office, at the primary
election. June 9Th. Respectfully,
]. P. THOMPSON.
The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1916-05-31
Daily Thouaht.

II . man does not make new 90
quaintances as he advances through
life he will soon find himself LETT
alone. A man should keep his friend
ship In constant repair.-JohnSon-
The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1916-05-31
FOR CIRCUIT JUDGE

hereby announce myself as can
Edste for judge Of the Tenth Judi
n Circuit, subject to the action Of
! voters at the Democratic pri-
aries (
JOHN 8. EDWARDS.
The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1916-05-31
Materials in BattIeshlp.

A modern battleship contains all the
metals from the toughest iron to pure
gold; all woods from deal to the
most expensive oaks and mahogany;
also all fabrics from canvas to silk.
The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1916-05-31
MEMBER OF COUNTY
SCHOOL BOARD

l desire to announce my candidacy
for membership on the county school
board. Your support and influence
solicited. w. NJ. BEVIS.
The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1916-05-31
J. c. SWINDEL

Candidate for county commission
sr district No. 5. He has served the
people well and deserves reelection i.
The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1916-05-31
Or COUNTY TAX COLLECTOR

Having received much encourage
st to run, being well known
ioughout the county and having
Y here over IS years, without
The Washington herald., 1916-01-10

q splendid titleholder. Joe wolcott was
the best man to reign supreme, and he
was obliged in order to obtain matches
to make frequent invasions Of the mid
dle-weight and Hght-heayy-weight classes.
able to establish an undisputed claim to
the title Jimmy Gardner, Honey Mel
lody, Jimmy Clabby, Ray Bronson and
Kid Graves, among others, all levied at
tachments on the title, but failed to prove
a clear title to II. Packey Mcfarland.
too, might have made a valid claim, but
he preferred to pass as a lightweight
Until recently Lewis has been posing as
a lightweight, and in fact he still stands
ready to make 135 pounds for a cham
pionship fight with Freddie Welsh, but
as the latter shows no disposition to talk
fight unless given an enormous guaran-
tee there Is not much prospect of Lewis
and Welsh being brought together.
Because Of his inability to obtain
matches with light-weights. combined
with his evident unwillingness to make
the weight for all corners, Lewis has been
ter-weight and middle-weight divisions
He has been meeting, and beating. too.
all comers up to $50 pounds, which meant
that at times he conceded some of his
opponents as much as fifteen pounds In
the weight. By virtue Of his recent sue
cesses over some Of our best overgrown
light-weights he has finally sailed out OF
port under his true colors, and come
right out boldly with a claim to the
welter-veight title.