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The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1916-05-11

Kenneth Mckay, who returned Tues
day night from a trip to Butte, Salt
Lake and other inter- r-mountain points.
is predicting record prices for Hood
River Clark Seeding Strawberries this
season.
"Only one thing will upset such pre-.
dictions." says Mr.. Mckay, land that
will be lack of cooperation between
the two local sales agencies. the Apple
Growers Association and the Ex-
change"
Mr.. Mckay says that his concern is
willing to extend the glad hand to the
management of the second local organ
ization and eliminate disastrous compe-
tition.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1916-05-11
Catholic Church

The order of Divine services for next
Sunday. the third Sunday after Easter.
is as follows: First Holy Mass at 8 a.
M, with sermon and holy communion.
Second High Mass at 1880 q. m. with
sermon and singing. May devotions
will be held next Sunday evening at
7.45. consisting of appropriate prayers,
suitable hymns, short instruction or
meditation and the benediction Of the
Blessed Sacrament. All are welcome.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1916-05-11
Mothers Day

In cooperation with the effort to fos-
ter the observance Of Mothers Day.
the Western Union Telegraph Company
has provided special telegraph blanks.
appropriately decorated with an artis-
tic design Of carnations and bearing
the legend Mothers Day." on which
all messages Of those who wish to send
a word Of greeting to their mothers on
this occasion, by day letter or night
letter or In q short telegram, will be
delivered.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1916-05-11
Bike Used in Highway Journey

Alva L. Day is the first man ever to
have made a round trip over the Co.
lumbia river highway on his bicycle.
Mr.. Day returned here Saturday night
at eight O'Clock, having left Portland
at 8 q. m. that morning. The return
journey consumed just nine hours of
travelling time. On the down river
journey he consumed nine and half
hours.
'The trip was for business" says
Mr.. Day. at was we'll worth my
while, for ! was able to stop at every
scenic point and look to my hearts
content. l spent FIVE cents at Bridal
Veil for a valve. and this was my only
OUTLAW"
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1916-05-11
Frank W. Parks Dead

The funeral services of the late
Frank W. Parks, young lumberman
who died Sunday morning at the age Of
81 years, were conducted Tuesday af-
ternoon at the Anderson undertaking
parlors, Rev. Morris Goodrich, pastor
of the United Brethren church, officiat-
ing. Interment followed at Idlewilde
cemetery.
Mr.. Parks is survived by his widow
and one child.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1916-05-11
Bankers will Attend Convention

v. C. Brock, assistant cashier of the
First National Bank. and c. H.
Vaughan, cashier of the Butler Bank
ing Co., will represent Hood River at
the semi-snnual convention of Group
Of the State Bankers Association to be
held next Saturday at Oregon City.
Banks will be closed Friday, May 10,
that day being holiday because of the
primary election.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1916-05-11
May Blossom Dance

A May blossom ball was given last
night at the X. of P. hall to introduce
Miss German and Mr.. Rudder, dancing
instructors.
Patrons and patronesses were: Mr..
and Mrs. Fred Blagdon. Mr.. and Mrs.
Bert Strapahan, Mr.. and Mrs. Ted Serr
and Mrs. Joe Vending.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1916-05-11
F. E. Haener'S Mother Dead

Mrs. Johanah Haener, the mother of
F. E. Haener, who was called to Port
land last week. passed away at her
home in that city last Friday after
noon. Funeral services were held
Monday, interment following at Mount
Scott crematorium.
In addition to her son of this city,
Mrs. haener, who was 62 years of age,
was survived by her husband, another
son. Chas. Haener, of Tacoma, WASH,
and daughter, Mrs. H. M. Clark, Of
Portland.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1916-05-11
Lied, Musical Subject

"The Lied, or simple art song. upon
which the most of musical literature
of the high class order is based, was
the subject of a program of the musi-
cal department of the Woman's club
Tuesday night. The program was in
charge of Otto 7. Wedemeyer. and the
following participated, Mrs. Ralph
Root. Mrs. G. n. Henney, Miss Eva
Brock. Miss Celia Hagar, Mrs. D. l..
Pierson, Miss Hazel Stanton, Mrs. E.
D. Kanaga. Mrs. Kay W. Sinclair and
Miss Maud Carlisle.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1916-05-11
Mrs. Laraway Entertains

Mrs. Mary Houck, Worthy Grand
Matron of the Oregon Eastern Star,
Mrs. Jennie Nepper. Past Matron, Of
The Dalles, and Mrs. J. X. Carson.
Worthy Matron of the Hood River
Chapter, were entertained Monday at a
luncheon and dinner by Mrs. W. F.
Laraway. The visitors were taken on
an automobile ride of the valley. Mrs.
Nepper spent Monday and Tuesday
with Mrs. Laraway.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1916-05-11
0. E. 5. officers Visit

The following grand officers of the
Eastern Star of Oregon paid anss official
visit to the local Chapter Monday even
ing: Mrs. Mary Houck. of Roseburg.
Worthy Grand Matron; Mrs. Lena
Mendenhall, of Portland, Grand Con-
ductress: Miss Nellie Mckinley, of
Portland, Grand Secretary. Prof. J..
O. Mclaughlin, of this city, 10 Associ-
ate Grand Patron.
Mrs. Jennie Nepper, Past Matron.
of The Dalles. was also guest of the
Chapter.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1916-05-11
Methodist Church

Sunday school at 10 a. m. Public
worship at II a. m. This will be our
regular Mothers Day service. Special
music will be rendered and all are
asked to wear white flower in men,
ory of their mother.
Baccalaureate services at 8 p. m. at
the Congregational church. Theme.
"Victors.
Midweek service at s O'Clock Thurs
day evening.
The public is cordially invited to at
tend all of these services. Strangers
will be made welcome.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1916-05-11
Christian Science Services.

Christian Science Services will be held
in Room 2, Davidson Building, SUM-
day, II 90 q. m. Subject: Morals and
Immortals."
Sunday School ct 10 a. m.
Wednesday service, 8 p. m.
The reading room is open daily from 3
TO 5 p. m, room 2. Davidson building
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1916-05-11
Grace United Brethren

Sunday. May l6, is Mothers day.
Make it point to be present at some
church, '.just for dear old mother g
sake" Special services at II o'clock.
We will have no evening services as we
join in the union service at the Con-
gregational church. Sunday school
meets at 10 q. m.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1916-05-11
Christian Church

Sunday, Mothers Day, special pro-
gram in the Bible school at 9.45 a. m.
Our Bible school has opened contest
with The Dalles Christian Bible school.
Come and help Us win. Communion at
II a. m. c. E. at 6.45. Good meeting
assured. Harry Cash. leader. ALI are
cordially invited.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1916-05-11

One of the handsomest fountains in
the state may now be seen at the store
of the Kresse Drug Co. The fountain,
of the Walrus make. is ten feet long.
Il IL made of marble and 10 of very
handsome design.
The Union times. [volume] (Union, S.C.) 1894-1918, 1916-03-10
SARDIS SCHOOL HONOR ROLL.

First Grade-Mabel Clark, Clarke
Young.
Second Grade-Inez Young, Louis
Edwards.
Advanced Second Grade-Paul Bur-
CESS, Clyde Edwards.
Third Grade-Nina Betenbaugh,
Ralph Gregory, Sara Sims.
Fifth Grade-Charlie Betenbaugh.
Sixth Grade-Josie Young.
Eighth Grade-Martin Hullender,
Walter Jolly.
The Union times. [volume] (Union, S.C.) 1894-1918, 1916-03-10

It's a great pity the average man
cannot draw bank check as easily
as he can an inference.
The Union times. [volume] (Union, S.C.) 1894-1918, 1916-03-10
DEAFNESS CANNOT BE CURED

by local applications, as they cannot
reach the diseased portion of the ear.
There is only one way to cure deaf
ness, and that is by constitutional
remedies. Deafness is caused by an
inflamed condition of the mucous lin
ing of the. Eustachian Tube. When
this tube is inflamed you have rum
bling sound or imperfect hearing, and
when it is entirely closed, Deafness is
the result, and unless the inflamma-
tion can be taken out and this tube
restored to its normal condition, hear
ing will be destroyed forever; nine
cases out of ten are caused by Ca
tarrh, which is nothing but an in
famed condition of the mucous sur
faces.
We will give One Hundred Dollars
for any case of Deafness (caused by
catarrh) that cannot be cured by
Halls Catarrh Cure. Send for circu-
lars, free.
F. ]. Cheney & Co., Toledo, Ohio.
Sold by Druggists, 75c.
Take Halls Family Pills for con-
stipation.
The Union times. [volume] (Union, S.C.) 1894-1918, 1916-03-10
FREE FLOWER SEEDS
Hastings Catalogue Tells You All
About Them

No matter whether you farm or only
plant vegetables or flowers in small lot
you need Hastings 1916 Catalogue.
1t is filled Qoo pages) from cover to
cover with useful farm and garden infor-
nation.
1t tells of seeds of kind and quality that
you can't buy from your merchant or
druggist, seeds that cost no more but
give you real satisfaction and real gar
den.
1t tells how every customer can get ab-
solutcly free five packets of easily grown,
yet snowy and beautiful flowers.
Hastings is both the best and largest
seed firm in the South, the only firm that
you should buy seeds from.
When you plant Hastings Seeds, ysu
meet "Good Garden Luck" more than
half way. Write today for their big 1916
Catalogue. 1t is free. A postal card re-
quest will bring it. E.G. HASTINGS CO, ,
Atlanta, Ga. (Ndvt.l
The Union times. [volume] (Union, S.C.) 1894-1918, 1916-03-10
LOWER FAIR FOREST

Lower Fair Forest, March THE
turtle dove and blue birds are getting
in some of their spring notes, and the
farmers have done some ploughing,
but the snow and rains of last week
cut them short.
Mr.. ]. F. Bishop is visiting rela-
tives in Santuck this week
Miss Agnes Meador spent the past
weekend with her sister, Mrs. c. T. S.
Wilburn.
Mr.. John Foster of Santuc spent
Saturday night and Sunday with his
daughter, Mrs. T. M. Gregory.
Mrs. ]. Meador FAINT spent the
weekend with friends in the neigh
bodhood.
Mr.. w C: Bishop from Sedalia Wis
tied. relatives here Saturday and Sun
day.
The Woman's Missionary Union met
last Saturday afternoon with Mrs
Sanford Williams. A good meeting
was very much enjoyed by a large
number of ladies.
Master Meador Wilburn, the little
son of Mr.. and Mrs. Scaife Wilburn,
is real sick at this writing with pneu-
monia. We hope for the little fellow a
speedy recovery.
Mrs. T. j. H. Smith and little Miss
Catherine Smith from Union spent last
Thursday with Mrs. c. l.. Ray.
The young people of the neighhor-
hood had quite an enjoyable time at a
party given at the home of Mr.. and
Mrs. C. p. Bishop last Saturday night.
Mr.. G. c. Greer is able to get out
again, after being confined to his
room for about five weeks.
Undine.
The Union times. [volume] (Union, S.C.) 1894-1918, 1916-03-10
A CHILD'S TONGUE
SHOWS IF LIVER OR
BOWELS ARE ACTIVE
If Cross, Feverish, Sick, Bilious, Give
Fruit Laxative at
Once.

Every mother realizes, after giving
her children california Syrup of
Figs" that this is their ideal laxative,
because they love it's pleasant taste
and it thoroughly cleanses the tender
little stomach, liver and bowels with
out gripping.
When cross, irritable, feverish or
breath is bad, stomach sour, look at
the tongue, Mother! If coated, give
teaspoonful of this harmless "fruit
laxative" and in a few hours all the
foul, constipated waste, sour bile and
undigested food passes out of the bow
els, and you have well, playful child
again. When its little system is full
of cold, throat sore, has stomach-ache,
diarrhoea, Indigestion, colic-remem-
ber, a good "inside cleansing" should
always be the first treatment given.
Millions of mothers keep "Califor-
MIA Syrup of Figs" handy; they know
teaspoonful today saves sick child
tomorrow. Ask your druggist for
50-cent bottle of california Syrup of
Figs" which has directions for ba-
bies, children of all ages and grown
ups printed on the bottle. Beware of
counterfeits sold here, so don't be
fooled. Get the genuine, made by
California Fig Syrup Company"
The Union times. [volume] (Union, S.C.) 1894-1918, 1916-03-10
ELFORD GROVE.

Elford Grove, March 6.-Well, we
have had some few pretty days. Sun
day was beautiful day. 1t was al
most like summer.
The farmers have begun to turn the
soil and some few are hauling ferti-
lizer, but they are not going to Use
as much as they did last year. There
are some who say they are not going
to use any at all.
The health of our people is very
good at this writing, except some few
colds and grippe.
Mrs. Herbert Fowler and little SON
Eugene, are very sick with cold and
grippe.
Mr.. Darby Horne and Mr.. Herbert
Fowler went to Union Monday on bus
mess.
Mr.. Horace Horne went to Pacolet
Monday on business.
Miss Maude Plexico gave a pound
supper last Thursday night and
there was large crowd present. All
enjoyed themselves very much play
ing and the table was filled with good
things to eat and plenty of it.
Little Inner White is very sick
with pneumonia.
Mr.. James Worthy, who has beer
sick, is still improving.
Mr. Luther Davis has been very sicl
with grippe, but is able to be out
again.
Mr.. and Mrs. Plexico visited Mr.. anC
Mrs. D. c. White Sunday.
Mr.. Will Byers and wife visited Mr.
and Mrs. Luther Davis Sunday.
Little Mertice Garner has been very
sick with cold.
"Blue Eyes"
The Union times. [volume] (Union, S.C.) 1894-1918, 1916-03-10
HUSBAND RESCUED
DESPAIRING Wife
After Four Years Of Discouragins
Conditions, Mrs. Bullock Gave
Up in Despair. Husband
Came to Rescue.

Catron, Ky.-In an interesting letter
from this place, mrs. Bette Bullock
writes as follows: 81 suffered for four
years, with womanly troubles, and during
this time, ! could only sit up for little
while, and could not walk anywhere at
all. At times, I would have severe pains
In my left side.
The doctor was called In, and his treat
ment relieved me for a while, but was
soon confined to my bed again. After
that, nothing seemed to do me any good.
l had gotten so weak could not stand,
and ] gave up In despair.
At last, my husband got me a bottle Of
Cardui, the woman's tonic, and COM
menced taking 1t. From the very first
dose, l could tell II was helping me.
can now walk two miles without its
firing me, and am doing my work."
II you are all run down from womanIy
troubles, don't give up in despair. Try
Cardui, the woman's tonic. Itflas helped
more than a million women, in its so
years Of wonderful success, and should
surely help you, too. Your druggist has
sold Cardm for years. He knows what
Il will do. Ask him. He will recon-
mend It.. Begin taking Cardui today.
Write 70. chsa.nooxa Medicine Co. Ladies.
4dvisory Dept. Chattanooga, Tenn. for Special
fasfFSctSons on your case and 6f-pare book. "Home
trsetnsat tes Wsnsa." seat In plsin vrsppsr. HS-R
The Union times. [volume] (Union, S.C.) 1894-1918, 1916-03-10
RECIPE FOR GRAY HAIR.

To half pint OF water add 1 o. Bay
Rum, small box of Barbo Compound.
and u or OF glycerine. Apply to the hair
twice week until it becomes the desired
shade. Any druggist can put this up or
you oan mix 1t at home at very little cost.
Fuh directions for making and use come
In each box Of Barbo Compound. 1t will
gradually darken streaked, faded gray
hair, and removes dandruff 1t is excel
lent for falling hair and will make harsh
hair soft and glossy. 1t will not color the
scalp. is not sticky or greasy. and does not
rub of.
The Union times. [volume] (Union, S.C.) 1894-1918, 1916-03-10
TOO RISKY.

"My good man, don't you know you
must work if you wish to get along
in this world?"
Lady, my father died at work, my
brother was hurt looking for work,
my sister fell off a car coming from
work, and / amt going to take no
es."-Exchange
The Washburn times. [volume] (Washburn, Wis.) 1896-1976, 1916-12-21

wT WAS kind of him at least to
B send a special messenger. Up
q to this time the only sympathy
have experienced has ShOne
The Washburn times. [volume] (Washburn, Wis.) 1896-1976, 1916-12-21
depths of the secret, but not before she

had said by way of apology:
"a week, my dear, Is very short
time to be ignored with a suspicious
looking envelope of this kind" and
this remark was thoroughly appreciate
ed by Violet Faith Charity.
my DEAR" said Violet, at all hap
pened beoaHse / attended services on
Christmas eye, bat to begin at the time
when l hast saw yOx, the one day 1
most distinctly recall was the day
met Frank Bs was on the stage, and
believing l4aa to be regular actor, 1
dared not rAeAttaA him to Aunt Agnes.
For years l suffered the annoyance Of
entertaining ker choice acquaintances
and met witA her disapproval for my
utter indi ference. You can imagine my
relief when the second appearance Of
Frank La eM little city showed him
in the hight Of chautauqua singer
consequently eligible to admittance to
the best circles. He sang some Of your
compositions, won my aunt, took his
BRIDE and here am. Suppose you take
a glance at the other envelope that
came by the same messenger"
Mae, speechlessly, laid down the
"story of my life" and fingered the
small envelope, which held another sur
prise; silently reached for her letter
opener, and inside of another minute
check for $1,000 fell into her lap.
When she could pull herself together
sufficiently she read the little note ac-
companying:
"Dear Miss HOpe-1 sang your songs
at Edgewood, and they made the hit
we have both been waiting for, won
bride and you win the cash. Merry
Christmas.
"FRANK CHARITY"
"It seems, Violet, the same man has
made us both happy. He has given you
the hero you prayed for, and has helped
The Washburn times. [volume] (Washburn, Wis.) 1896-1976, 1916-12-21

~HRISTMAS eve had come and the
a long, busy day was over at last.
- The TOYS were not sorry, for they
were quite tired out with the hustle
and noise, though they had enjoyed the
company of the crowds OF children,
who had been about all day. But you
see even engines and trains, ener-
getic though they are, like to stop
minute after they run down; jumping
Jacks want to catch their breath De-
tween Jumps and dogs that bark and
sheep that bleat and lions that roar
enjoy little spaces of silence just like
other folks.
But every one of them had done his
best stunt over and over all day ana
now, in quiet and darkness. they could
go to sleep-all but the dolls, who had
been left standing bolt upright and
who couldn't shut their eyes in conSe-
uuence. So they stood up without
wink and used the night to think and
think, when
Mamma, mamma" came from some
where! Had some child been left in
the toy shop by mistake and locked in?
Mamma, mamma, mamma" The
sound was familiar, when the toys
walked up enough to use their minds.
They had heard that sQueaking call
all day.
''Dear me, child" exclaimed the big
doll from Paris-the doll with the
beautiful face and delicate nerves. who
stands right behind the mamma doll"
"Stop that cryingI Take off that pla-
card!" you've seen the sign on dolls,
"I can say Mamma Fanchon was
cross indeed, but wasn't she beautiful
You see her in the picture at the left
of Charlie Chaplin. She is in street
dress with mole colored corduroy coat
and hat of the SINE material with pink
velvet facing. She has real lace al
her wrists and ermine furs.
"Maybe it is time for first aid to
hurt feelings" thought the boy SCOUT
who stood near, so he said, Never
mind that French lady; she doesn't
know what it is to be afraid OF the
dark. You'll find mamma in the
morning" and the boy scout who was
covered with "merit badges" turned
back to his particular charge. You
see. he had picked up an Indian pap
poose as he came through the WOOD
and there she hung in her funny oarR
cradle on his arm-little Owaissa, the
bluebird.
Meanwhile Emil and Katrina hru
very well, kept to themselves ah'
spoke in German. They were. many
people thought, the prettiest dolls IL
the shop. (You should have seen tn'
Partisan shrug her aristocratic shoul
ders, when she overheard that re
markD That was because the mrs
member of the Krusen family wa
made by an artist who wanted ne
own little girls doll to look like r.
The Washburn times. [volume] (Washburn, Wis.) 1896-1976, 1916-12-21

child. So she painted the face in what
painters call "fiesh tints," and saw to
it that there was pleasant expression
on it. Katrina looks troubled in the
picture, but that Is because she is
little homesick for the kind of Chris
mas they have in Germany. She says.
Zach! Emil? want to be in the lit
tie house where the Christmas tree
stands in the window. 1t has all it's
candles lighted tonight and the shade
is pulled back. I want to sing carols
and go to church tomorrow morning,
and have goose for dinner and play
games"
"When is a doll not a DOLL" broke
in the Jester, over at the left, who
never would let anybody be sad if he
could help it. "When it's doldrum J"
"Or dolphin" squeaked the Campbell
Kid; "Or dollar" put in Daddy Long
legs, who was standing in the back
ground.
"Cheap wit" remarked the college
girl dressed in rose and gray in honor
of Vassar, who stood behind the clown.
"When it's dolicho podiae or dolomite.
These" she explained grandly, "mean
insects OF stones, speaking in popular
language, such as you can underst-"
"Hello, are you ready?' 1t was the
voice of the photographer. 1--WE come
for your pictures. Look pleasant
nowT
And they did. And so did Santa
Claus, who had been listening all the
time in the background.-Chicago
Daily News.