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Judsonia weekly advance., 1916-01-26
Get the Habit of Drinking Hot Water
 Before Breakfast
Says we can't look or feel rioh9 2 with the system full
 of poisons.

Millions of folks bathe internally now instead of loading their system with drugs. Whats an inside bath ?'' you say. We'll, it is guaranteed to per- form miracles if you could believe these hot water enthusiasts
 There are vast numbers of men and women who, immediately upon arising in the morning, drink a glass of real hot water with teaspoonful of lime stone phosphate in it. This is very excellent health measure. It is in tended to flush the stomach, liver. kid neys and the thirty feet of intestines of the previous days waste, sour bile and indigestible material left over in the body which, if not eliminated every day, become food for the millions of bacteria which infest the bowels, the quick result is poisons and toxins which are then absorbed into the blood causing headache, bilious at tacks, foul breath, bad taste. colds, stomach trouble, kidney misery, sleep lessness, impure blood and all sorts of ailments.
 People who feel good one day and badly the next, but who simply can not get feeling right are urged to ob- tain quarter pound of limestone phosphate from any druggist or storer keeper. This will cost very little but is sufficient to make anyone real crank on the subject of internal saini- tation.
 Just as soap and hot water act on the skin, cleansing, sweetening and freshening, so limestone phosphate and hot water act on the stomach, liver, kidneys and bowels. It is vast ly more important to bathe on the in- side than on the outside, because the skin pores do not absorb impurities in- to the blood, while the bowel pores do. Adv.
Judsonia weekly advance., 1916-01-26
l4e,a the WittIest student.

Edward Marshall Maslin is an nounced to be the wittiest student of the University of California, and has been awarded the Irving prize for wit and humor" for his essay Ion the Futility of Twitching Up One's Trousers to Prevent Bagging at the Knees and for . group of futurist verses, "songs on serious subjects Gin the cubist way).
 Maslin Is junior from Watsonville.
Judsonia weekly advance., 1916-01-26
Cuban auoar Crop Laroe.

Estimates of exports on the Cuban sugar crop of 1915-16 show that 1t will be a record one. One hundred and eighty-eight sugar centrals have begun grinding the sugar as against 176 in operation last season. The case is said to be the best in quality in years, cool weather having ripened 1t properly and added 8 higher saccha- rine content than usual.
Judsonia weekly advance., 1916-01-26
lllumlnatinu Work.

'I have here. sir. a compendium of useful knowledge
 Docs that book contain any in- formation that will help me in my business?"
 Most assuredly. sir I understand you deal in trunks.
 "Yes."
 Well, there's chapter on crime in this volume that gives full details of all the trunk mysteries ever recorded"
Judsonia weekly advance., 1916-01-26
SAFETY FIRST IN ALL THINGS.

.why do you always carry your umbrella, even when 1t is not raining?"
 'So someone else won't carry 1t when 1t IS raining Pennsylvania Punch Bowl.
Judsonia weekly advance., 1916-01-26
A MARINE JOY RIDE.

Motor Boater ito passenger) Did you see me cut down that fisherman in the skif?
 Passenger-Sure Say, this is almost as much fun as automobiing.
Judsonia weekly advance., 1916-01-26
Whenever You Need . General Ton
 Take Groves

The Old Standard Groves TastS chill Tonic is equslly valuable as eral Tonic becanse H coptains thcp known tonic properties of QLIT IRON. It acts on tl5o Eivor.t Malaria, Enfiches tho Blood /9 up the Whole System so es3
Judsonia weekly advance., 1916-01-26

Prohibition by state law prevails in IF cities of 3O,000 and over in the United States.
Judsonia weekly advance., 1916-01-26

We admire self-made man who does not boast of his job.
Judsonia weekly advance., 1916-01-26
By EDWARD 3. CLARK.

NE of Washington's humorists de clared once upon a time that the req son so many newspaper men are ap- pointed to positions in the United
 States treasury is that the scribes heart desire is for once in their lives to get next to lot money. One gets next to much money in the building containing Uncle Sans strong box,
Judsonia weekly advance., 1916-01-26

President Wilson Is exceedingly fond of detective stories.
Judsonia weekly advance., 1916-01-26

One man, one vote, is tho hxsa ciple in France. x
Norwich bulletin., 1916-06-19
POSTMASTER MURPHY RECEIVES
 WHEAT HARVEST BULLETIN.
Nearly 10000 Men VIII Be Needed in State of Kansas.

It is estimated that Kansas will need from S5.Oo0 to 10000 men for the wheat harvest at the following wages per day: Ordinary hands, s2 to $S per day;N stackers, $3.50 to s5 per day; enginemen, $S.50 to $s per day; men with teams, $4 to s7 per day. according to bulletin received by Postmaster Murphy of the local postofhce from the United States department of labor, bureau of immigration. division of in- formation.
 The harvest lasts from 10 to 20 days in each locality, and threshing con- tinues from 20 to 30 days. Persons who desire more definite information as to employment in the harvest fields of Kansas should communicate with P. J. Mcbride. state commissioner of labor. Topeka. Kas., or with c. l.. Green, general inspector in charge of employment and distribution, so4 Grand avenue, Kansas City, Mo.
 The department is informed that the vast majority of farmers who want harvest hands prefer able bodied Eng fish speaking white men. Applicants should have sufficient funds for sub- ststenee in event of unavoidable de- lays in commencing the harvest. II will be necessary for all persons de- string harvest work to defray their own expenses to and from the place Of employment.
Norwich bulletin., 1916-06-19
cHlLDREN;s DAY CONCERT
 AT TRINITY METHODIST
Program of Reeitations and Exercises Rendered at Sunday Evening Ser vice.

The annual Children's day concert of Trinity Methodist Episcopal church was held a the Sunday evening ser vice.
 The program was as follows: Sing ing by school. Ye Happy Bells; pray CT; responsive reading.
 Primary Department Program.
 Welcome, Margaret and Roberta Mcdonald, Gilbert and Grant Denni- son; Welcome~to the Cradle Roll Speakers, Bernice Phillips, Agnes Fen ton, Gwendolyn Jones and Elizabeh Durie. Cradle Roll Children, Roberta Mcdonald, Lois Eleanor Durie, Myrtle Phillips, John William Grove, Edwin A. Wigley, Jr., and Grant W. Denni- son. Welcome to the F1owers-Grace 6annum and Grace Purvis; exercise, Buttercups, Daisies, and Violets with song, May Guile. Harriet Newbury, Alma Fenton; The Beginners, James Jones, Mary Boardman, Eugene Rogers and Marcia Stanton; Love, Cora Free man, Bernice Phillips, Mary Phillips and Clara Hahn; song by primary de- partment, Children's Day Is Here Margaret McDonald, George Guile, so- loists; In His Steps, Ida Barrett, Ray mond Brown, George Haddel, Cora Freeman and George Guile.
 Singing by school, Christ, My Teacher; exercise, Higher on Life't Ladder. Florence Clifford, Anna Ro- berta Boardman, Gilbert Dennison; recitation, Steps, Helen Bergman Lorrains Macpherson, Merton Palmer: singing by school, God Everywhere; exercise, Christian Education Judg: Wiseman, Norman Hines; Professor Clearhead, Harwood Dolbeare; Int Call, Avery Stanton, Gladys Board. man, Henry Smith Forest Lewis Edith Purvis, Gilbert Blackburn, vii. 1 liam Haskell, John Young, Lucfl. Guile and Elizabeth Hagstrom; re. sponses, Lorraine Macpherson, Editl Palmer, Merton Palmer, John Young Henry Smith, Avery Stanton; singin, by school, Cheerily Help; address by i pastor; collection; recitation, StiI Climbing. Natalie Macpherson; sing ing by school, Fling Forth the Ban
 ner; benediction.
Norwich bulletin., 1916-06-19
THE NEW HAVEN
 ROADS TRAIN EARNINGS.
Over Fifty Per Gent. of Trains Earned
 S1.o0 or Less Per Train Mile.


 During the two weeks ending Jan uary 31, there was a total of 2so4S trains. week days and Sundays, run on the New Haven railroad. An exam ination made by the Accounting de- partment of the company of the earn ings of tfese trains per mile shows that ss7 week day trains and 236 Sun day trains. or total of 55 per cent Of all trains run on the New Haven in the period specified earned $1.0O or less per train mile.
 There were 53S trains showing av- craze per mile earnings of over $1.00 and up to $2.00. The percentage of trains included in this division was 26.3
 Sixty-four trains earned 10 cents or less a mile. and there were 5S7 trains earning 50 cents or less per mile. Trains earning 50 cents or less per mile comprised 26.S per cent. of the to- tai
 There were only 3s0 trains reporting earnings per mile of s2.00 or over. This was 18.6 per cent. of the tota1> Very little of the passenger service erative. For the eight months end- | ing February 29 the passenger trains running on the New Haven earned $z.22 per mile. This was one of the ] highest average earnings per mile in l the United States. Those VITO do not anaiyae railroad figures might say that | the record Is good one and that the company was making lots of money The fact IS, however, that the average cost of running all trains. freight and passenger, for eight months was exact | ly $2.22 per passenger train mile. This ] left nothing earned toward either taxes Il or interest.
 The average cost of passenger traiT service, eliminating all expenses oi manteinance and using only what il called transportation cost, station ser vice, engine service, train service, etc. was $121 Passenger trains as well a: freight trains wear out the railwa! and in addition the terminals in cit, ies are very expensive to own ana maintain. On the basis of the averagI cost of the service, there Is nothing earned toward paying taxes or inter est or for depreciation and better 1 nents
Norwich bulletin., 1916-06-19
FUNERALS.
Mrs. Dennis J. o'Rrien.

Saturday morning, the funeral of Elizabeth Gaffney, widow of Dennis ]. O'Brfen, took place from No. 129 Cliff street. Tn attendance were relatives and friends from Willimantic, Hart ford, Waterbury Springfield, Portland Albany, and other places. Many handsome flowers covered the casket Rev. Peter Cuny ofaciated at services held inst. Patrick's church and at the close of the mass Miss Isabelle Pe- trone sang two hymns. F. L. Far rel1 presided at the organ. The bear ere were Jeremiah F.. Michael and John O'Brien and Michael H. O'Neil. Burial was in St. Mary's cemetery.
 Undertaken M. Hourigan was in charge of the funeral arrangements.
 Avery D. Wheeler.
 The funeral of Avery D. Wheeler took place on Saturday afternoon at 2.20 o'clock from his late home, No. Ii Bliss place. with relatives and friends attending. Archdeacon J. Eldred Brown. rector of Trinity Episcopal church of- fciated and the bearers were Louis A Wheeler, F. Leon Hutchins, Henry H Gallup and Charles D. Gallup.
 The body was conveyed to Poque- tanuck cemetery where burial took place and Archdeacen Brown read a committaI service at the grave.
 Undetakers Church and Allen were the funeral directors.
Norwich bulletin., 1916-06-19
PERSONALS


 Bruce MacAEillian, Charles TingIey. Phillip Muddernan. Louis Hull were in New London. Sunday.
 Mrs. Max corin of East Orange. N. J., is visiting her allnts, the Misses Rouse on Washington street.
 William Leslie Fletcher, IT., spent the week end with MT. and Mrs. Lind sey Fletcher at their home in Clinton, Conn.
 Mr. and Mrs. c. F. Bedeu and daughters of New London have moved summer.
 MT. and Mrs. George Fl Benjamin of Springfield. Mass. are spending a few days with Mrs. BenJamin's par ents on Spring street.
 Mrs. James olcutt of West Thames street has returned home from a sev- eraI months visit with her daughter, Mrs. Henry Judd of Trenton. N. J.
 James MuIIin, who has been i'll at his home on Warren street for sew eraI days, following an attack of yer tigc, was more comfortable Sunday.
 Mrs. George Holmes, Mrs. Willard Fitch and Miss Sarah Abbe of South Windham, have been guests of Messrs Arthur S. and E. Clinton Winchester at the Mohican hotel.
 Rev. Peter J. Cuny, of St. Patrick'a church was in Bristol where he was formerly stationed, Sunday, to be present at the graduating exercises o1 the paroehiai school. From there he will go today to Keyser Island, for the annual curates' retreat.
Norwich bulletin., 1916-06-19
REPUBLICAN TOWN COMMITTEE
 SPENT ABOUT s4oo.
Treasurer Frank K. WoodWorth Re-
 ports a Balance Of $1o.3o on Hand.


 Frank 1T. woodworth, treasurer of the republican town committee, re- ports his receipts and expenses at the recent election as follows:
 Receipts: Allyn l.. Brown $50, A. C.. Crowell s25, W. A. Allen $10. H. Pettis SEQ, A. D. Cherry $25. G, B. Dolbeare s1O, W. CarUthers $50, c. W. Burton s25, B. L. Burnap $25. J. c. Worth $15, J. D. Vaughn s10, D. Crooks $5, L. O. Smith $1o, c. D. Moves $20, ". Fl. Dat $20, c. S. Holbrook $10. N. J. Ayling $10, J. H Barnes $1e, F. Tyler $1O, H. B. Cary s5. John D. Hall $1O, E. w. Higgins S5, H. B. Davenport $5, A. S. Cemstoek $10, A J. Bailey $5, Frank Arnold Efa. Total $g10. The dis bursements were as follows: To treas urer of First district $sS, to Second district $70, to Third district s70, to Sixth district s76.1b. meeting notices, advertising, etc., newspapers $90.75. Total $aa9.s Treasurer of Third dis trict returned 20 cents. making the balance in hands of treasurer S1o.3o.
Norwich bulletin., 1916-06-19
WAS ORDAINED TWENTY
 YEARs AGO TODAY,
Rev. Joel B. sloeum. D. D. Received
 Charge from pr. ]. N. English.

Today eAEonday) is the twentieth an- niversary Of the ordination of Rev. Joel B. Slocurn, D. D., pastor of the Central Baptist church. The council met in Dr. Slocum's home d11rch, Tre- mont Temple, Boston, Mass. The ser- vices of ordination were held in that church on the evening of the same day. Dr. Alexander Blackburn preached the sermon: Dr. AIvah Hovey, then presi- dent of Newton Theological institu- ton, offered the ordaining prayer; Dr. J. N. English professor at Newton charge to the candidate, and Dr. George c. LorimeE, 7 the candidates pastor, gave him the right hand of fellowship.
Norwich bulletin., 1916-06-19
1S4th DIVIDEND

Office of The Norwich Savings Society
 Norwich, Conn, June 10, 1916 The Directors. of this Society have declared out of the earnings of the current six months a semi annual div idend at the rate of FOUR PER CENT. per annun, payable to deposi- tors entitled thereto on and after July IS, 1916.
 COSTELLO LRPITT, Treasurer
Norwich bulletin., 1916-06-19
NORWICH MOOSE ATTENDED
 BRIDGEPORT FIELD DAY
Fifteen Made Trip in Auto Truck, Ar
 irving Back Sunday Noon.

Fifteen members of Norwich, Conn, lodge, No. $50, l.. O. O. M., attended the state parade and field day of the order at Bridgeport on Saturday. They made the trip by auto truck boys ways leaving here about 6 o'clock Saturday time Sunday. There were between five and eight thousand men in line in the parade.
 To Meet In Msridsn.
 Meriden will be the next city to have the state parade and field day of the Loyal Order of Moose. This was decided at the state convention George R. Hubbard presided. His reeommendations for a convention in mid-winter and field day in mid-sum- mer were not accepted by the con- vention and it was voted to continue the field day and state meet as at present
 Oficers elected were: State dicta- tor, George R. Hubbard; vice dictator, Joseph T. Linxweiler, New Haven; prelate, James Limerick, New Haven; past dictator, James Connelley, Hart ford: secretary, H. E. Kennedy, Hart ford; treasurer, James Parrish, Wa terbury: guard, Harrie LeBrun, oi Bridgeport.
 Board of Governors. It was voted that in the future the board of governors appoint an execu- tive committee to arrange for the state parades. The delegates and represen- tatives of the board of governors al the convention included Michael Ca rey and Addis H. Welsh, Putnam; J A. Doyle, R. T. Joseph and H. C. Mo- shier, New London: and l.. M. Cram l da1l, Norwich; W. c. Dreschller, w N. Bowen and F. T. Twomey, Willi- mantle.
 MT and Mrs. L. M. Crandall have returned from Bridgeport. MT. Gran daIl is a member of the state board oi governors and was elected at the con. | vention sergeant at arms of the State Council of Moose.
 The prizes awarded follow: Mos men in line, Hartford lodge; best ap- pearance, New Britain; farthest away Rockville; best mand, New Haven greatest number in line according t' membership, Ansonia: biggest man il line, New Britain; smallest man il line, Stamford; tallest man in line Ansonia- Owing to the unfavorabl weather the athletic events were post poned and the prizes for the best mil itary drill and best degree team wer also postponed for the same reasons.
Norwich bulletin., 1916-06-19
ATTENDED MEMORIAL SERVICE
 AT NEW LONDON. Members of Uneas and ShetueI<et Lodges Made Trip in. Special Gar.

Members of Uncas lodge. No. ii. and Shetucl1et lodge No. 27. I. o. 0. F.. Of this city, went by special car to New London Sunday evening, where they attended the annual memorial service of the New London Odd Fellows, held in the Lyceunl theatre, w4nicG1 was ill., ed. The Odd Fellows occupied the main section and the public the ball. comics.
 The speaker of the evening was the state grand representative, Frank M. Garfield, of Bridgeport. Mayor Ernest Rogers of New London was on the platform and gave short address. A special musical service. including vo- al~singing by a quartette and instru- mental music, was carried out.
 Mohegan lodge, No. 5s, and Pequot lodge. No. 85, both of New London, reported deceased list of seven dur ing the past year.
 Members of the local lodge of Re- bekahs attended.
Norwich bulletin., 1916-06-19
Has compIeted pantal course

Wentworth B. Prentice, son Of Mr. and Mrs. Myren B. Prentice. has com- pleted the Harvard dental course and has returned to this home on Lincoln avenue. Richard K Prentice, who is taking the medical course at Harvard university, is home for the summer vacation. Both are graduates 0e the Norwich Free Academy, class of 1912.
Norwich bulletin., 1916-06-19
CUMMINGS & RING Funeral Directors
 snlI Embalmers 337 MAIN STREET.
 oppssits Pess omsA Phone se1.2 Lady A.sls.an.
WEST SIDE MAN
 FOUND ON TRACKS.
Joseph stranska Was Struck by Pass
 ing Train Sunday Night.

About midnight Sunday, Joseph Stranska. a West Side man, was found on the New Haven tracks near the Marguerite building. He was taken to the police station by Sergt. John Kane and Policeman Delaney. He was suffering from cuts on the head and face and a doctor was called to attend him. From what could be learned from the man, it is thought that he was struck by 2. passing train while walking along the tracks. He is be- ing held on d1arge of drunkenness.
Norwich bulletin., 1916-06-19
oeITuARY.
Manuel LavaTTe.

After an illness with the grip since last February. Manuel LaVaIle, aged S6 years, died Sunday morning at one o'clock. MT. LaValle was born in Canada, where he spent the early part of his life. but had lived for over fifty years in the vicinity of Norwich Town where he was employed for 39 years by the Sturtevant mills. He was mar ried twice. and his second wife was Miss Marion Garden. MT. LaValle leaves five children, Dennis of Ha1I- vile, Levi of Willinantic, John of this city, Mrs Emma Ritchie of New Lon- don and Joseph of Jewett City.
 Charles CohIyn.
 On Saturday morning at 5 o'clock, Charles CobIyn. aged 20 years, died at his home. No. 12 Grove street, after an illness of four months. MT. Cob lyn was born in this city, the son of William s. Coblyn and Louise P. Woodson Coblyn. He graduated from the Broadway Grammar school and was employed at Smiths Drug store for three years. He was member of the Mount Calvary Baptist church where he acted as an usher and was a member of the r. nG. c. A MT. Cob lyn is survived by his mother and a brother, Marcus s. Goblin, who is em- rloyed at the Hopkins 6 Allen Co
Norwich bulletin., 1916-06-19
TRINITY SUNDAY SERMON
Rev. J. P. cuinet, M. g., of LasaIette College, Breaches at St. Patriet's Church.

h the absence of Rev. ]. Fl. Brod- ertck who was in Meriden Sunday, at the reopening of St. Roses church, Rev. J. P. Guinet, M. S., of LaSalette college, Hartford. formerly of Daniel son, preached at St. Patrfck's church and read the Q.S0 o'clock mass. The Calvin. who also sang the high mass.
 Rev. Father Guinet preached from the gospel for Trinity Sunday. Matt. xxviir 1s-a0, taking as his text, @Go- Ing therefore teach all nations, bap- tzing them in the name of the Fa- ther and of the Son and of the Holy Ghost" His theme was the mystery o9 the Trinity, three Divine Persons, alike in nature and essence, yet dis tinct Practical lessons for mans guidance were drawn from the gospel.
 At the offertoFy. Organist Frank l.. Farrell gave a uasteriy Improvisation on PleyeFs Hymn.
Norwich bulletin., 1916-06-19
BOY KILLED WHILE
 PLAYING WITH CANNON
Exploded Fuse That Had Been in
 the Gun Since Last Year.

New Britain, Conn, June 1s.-While playing with a small cannon at his home here today, Leon Nixa exploded a fuse that had been in the gun since last year. receiving injuries which caused death soon afterwards in a hospital. He was IS years old. A charge of wadding entered the abdo- men.
Norwich bulletin., 1916-06-19
IAddressed Y. M. e. A. Meetinu.

Rev. George H. Ewing, pastor of the wich Town, addressed the r. M. c. A. men's mass meeting held in the Thayer building Sunday afternoon. taking far his subject Making a Living or Making s Life. SWahn's orchestra furnished
Norwich bulletin., 1916-06-19

After several weeks with friends in Roxbury, Mass, and a visit in Brook lyn, N. T., Mrs. Thomas Harland has returned and has reopened her home at Sentry HiIl.
Norwich bulletin., 1916-06-19

Ceopara4ion for Fourth Celebration
 The committee in charge of the Fourth of July celebration and pre- paredness parade have mailed three thousand personal letters to Norwich citizens asking them to cooperate in movement by contributing money to- sHaa &kaa zakzas1iass sa& &hasa nn-zaazasaMs
Norwich bulletin., 1916-06-19

After spending part of the week with Miss Caroline T. Gilman at her home on Washington street, Miss Bes- sic Coombs left Saturday to pass the summer on the Maine coast.
Norwich bulletin., 1916-06-19
cEimney Fire In ThamanviIIs.

The Main street chemical and the West Side company were called to Thanesville about Il o'clock Saturday l1iaht 11ssa ehlDnex qre.
Norwich bulletin., 1916-06-19

Edward T. Jewett of East Town street is in Hartford attending the commencement at Trinity college, of which college he is an aIumnus.
Norwich bulletin., 1916-06-19

Mrs. Leonard ". Bacon of Wash ington street left Saturday for Asso- net, Mass, and later will go to New Haven to be with her son, David Ba-
Norwich bulletin., 1916-06-19

After passing part of the school year in Kingston. Penn, where she served as principal of the girls de- partmenf of wyoming seminary, Miss Matilda Butts is at her hom con Wash
Norwich bulletin., 1916-06-19
Incidents In Society

William RuggIes has been at his summer home in Harwtck. Mass, for several days.
Norwich bulletin., 1916-06-19
MEXICAN SOLDIERS AT
 INTERNATIONAL BRIAAS
Are Stationed Behind a Rarrieade of
 Steel Rails.

Mexican soldiers tonight were station ed behind barricade of steel rails on the Mexican side of the international bridge here, but they made no deBy onstration. Throughout the day thSy held positions behind the grade leNd- ing to the bridge.
Norwich bulletin., 1916-06-19

Syracuse was selected as the place for the 1917 convention of the New York State Sunday School Association at its annual meeting at Albany.
Norwich bulletin., 1916-06-19
HOUSE FOUNDATIONS
 cAvED IN AT THE FALLS.
Storm Does Considerable Damage to Tenement Owned by Mill Company.

Tenement Owned by Mill Company.
 During the storm Saturday morn ing the front foundations of the house at No. Is Lafayette street, owned by the Falls company, collapsed, result ing in considerable damage to the house The sidewalk also caved in nearly out to the gutter and the piazza dropped several feet A temporary fence was built around the caye-in Saturday afternoon. The house was unoccupied.
Norwich bulletin., 1916-06-19
Charles CobTyn,
WlN supply sheIton PuIplt.

Rev. l. M. Keneston Of Preston City will occupy the pulpit Of the shelton SGnaaxAna&i inzaa1 nhaa1ch dxaxinz A AlsEladaa.J