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The Yale expositor., 1916-03-09
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REMEDY?

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All druggists in soc and 500 sizes.
You may have a sample size bottle or
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Address DR.. Kilmer a. Co, Binghamton,
n. Y, and enclose ten cents. also mention
this paper.-Adv.
The Yale expositor., 1916-03-09
Real Celebrity.

my boy" said the man of many mil
lions, chow do you expect to amount
to anything in this world if you spend
all your time dancing?"
But, father" answered the youth,
In an aggrieved tone, lis 1t possible
that you have never heard of my repu-
tation?"
ITO me, sir, you are a nonentity."
''Such is fame! Why, I'm known as
the dance king of seven cities"
The Yale expositor., 1916-03-09
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cutleura Soap and Cuticura Ointment
Are Supreme. Trial Free.

These fragrant, super-creamy emol.
lients keep the skin fresh and clear,
the scalp free from dandruff, crusts
and scales and the hands soft and
white. They are splendid for nursery
and toilet purposes and are most eco
nomical because most effective.
Free sample each by mail with Book.
Address postcard, Cuticura, Dept L,
Boston. Sold everywhere.-AdY.
The Yale expositor., 1916-03-09
March 9, 1915. =,

Campaign in Alsaee hampered by
floods.
Germans raised siege Of Osso-
wetz and reiterated in North Po-
land.
German submarines sank three
British merchantmen; many lives
lost.
British seapIanes dropped bombs
on Ostend.
British government authorized to
take over engineering trade Of
country to increase output Of muni-
tions.
The Yale expositor., 1916-03-09
Leap-Year Hint.

when we get better acquainted"
said he, Il shall call you by your first
name"
"All right" she rejoined. And I
hope our acquaintance will reach the
point where my friends can call me
by your last name"
The Yale expositor., 1916-03-09
Not So Much.

my name is Jones and I'm from
New York" announced the traveller TO
the keeper of a hotel in Minot, N. d.
That's funny" remarked the land
lord. Il know a man by that name
out in Butte, Mont"
Whereupon the New Yorker realized
that this is indeed a small world and
that he was about the smallest thing
In IT,
The Yale expositor., 1916-03-09
Hardly Worth consIderIno.

Would your wife vote for you as a
candidate for officer" II don't think
there's any use of my bothering my
head about that" replied Mr. Meek
ton. Il don't believe Henrietta would
let me run in the first place. Wash
ington Star.
The Yale expositor., 1916-03-09
March II, 1915.

British captured NeuVe chapeIIe
after three days of severe fighting.
Bombardment and mine sweep
ing in Dardanelles continued.
Panic in ConstantinopIe, many
foreigners fleeing.
Million men battling in North Po-
land on 9o-mile front.
The Yale expositor., 1916-03-09
new TREATMENT
FOR ASTHMA
Relief In Every Rub

To quickly ease the struggle for
breath, stop the Wheeling ana bring
blessed relief, ask your drugs 20 for
an original yellow box Of true -tustar-
inc which costs about 25 cents.
Apply plentifully night and morning.
and remember to rub up and down only,
over the entire chest from the throat
to the stomach. True Mustarine is
made by the Begy Medicine Co. Roch-
ester, N. Y. II is also fine for Rheu-
the genuine.
The Yale expositor., 1916-03-09
March 10, 1915.

March 70, 1915.
Further gains made by British in
NeuVe chapelle region.
Russians checked German often
siVe against Przasnysz.
Austrlans repuIsed Russians near
Cisna.
Turks were driven back In Ar
r1enia and Northwestern Persia.
Submarine destroyed Swedish
steamer Hanna.
The Yale expositor., 1916-03-09
THE EUROPEAN WAR A
YEAR AGO THIS WEEK
March 2, 1915.

March 7, 1915.
Germans started another drive In
region Of Pilica river.
Austrians retreated in Bukowlna.
British drove Turks back from
Persian gulf. both sides losing
heavily.
Venlzelos, premier Of Greece, re-
signed.
The Yale expositor., 1916-03-09
March 8, 1915.

Russians silenced two German
siege batteries at Ossowetz.
Austrians gained ground in the
carpathians and Galicia.
Allied fleet forced way further
up Dardanelles, siIencins more
forts.
Russians destroyed Turk ports
on Black sea.
British collier BengroVe sunk In
Bristol channel.
Five convicted of passport
frauds in u. S.
The Yale expositor., 1916-03-09
Wisdom Of Experience.

Little Lemuel (reading) paw,
what is prolonged conflict?
Paw-It's something you'll never be
able to undl stand, son, until after
you grow up and get married.
The Yale expositor., 1916-03-09
She Mas Mise

II proposed to her last night, she
said mo- and l said good night"
Foolish boy. Don't you know that
you must never take a woman's no
for an answer"
The Yale expositor., 1916-03-09

Mr.. Buzzer-"Are you fond OF
apples, Mr.. wrigg?" Mr.. wrigg-"Am
1? Well, / should say so. Why. I'm
SO fond Of 'em that named my young.
sst daughter Cora"
The Yale expositor., 1916-03-09

The city of Copenhagen is daily con-
Stunning about $4,000 pounds of Ameri-
can salt pork.
The Yale expositor., 1916-03-09
Not Even That.

Harold-You don't mean to say that
you absolutely do nothing?
Clarence-Aw, / don't even dc that
My man attends to everything. you
know.
The Yale expositor., 1916-03-09

Use Murine after Exposure In Cold,
Refreshes and Promotes Eye Health.
Good for all Eyes that Need Care.
Murine Eye Remedy Co, Chicago,
Sends Eye Book on request
The Yale expositor., 1916-03-09
Hereditary Experience.

fcrcuItsTJ ESpoTtc"Sc'
"As a social climber, Mrs. DeRich Is
certainly a success"
''She ought to be. Her father was
lineman. Judge.
The Yale expositor., 1916-03-09

A widow can be as much interested
IN man as II he were interesting.
The Yale expositor., 1916-03-09

Throw Off Colds and Prevent Grip.
When you feel a cold coming on, take LAXA.
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The Yale expositor., 1916-03-09

A new electrical process makes
charcoal from sawmill waste
The Yale expositor., 1916-03-09
INTERNATIONAL.
SUNlMSO1OOL
LESSON

(By e. o. SELLERS, Acting Director OF
Sunday School Course. Moody Bible
Institute)
Copyright, 1916. Western Newspaper Union)
The Yale expositor., 1916-03-09

Folly and failure roost on the same
perch
The sun., 1916-08-30
LONG BEACH TO BUY PLOT.
Project to Get ElmOhar Co.'S Prop
erty Wins at Election.

LoNo BEACH. Aug. 29.-The hotly con-
tested election to determine whether this
village Is TO purchase a plot OF land at
Park street and the Boulevard here from
the Elmohar Company. at a cost Of
4 $1,000, to be met by a bond issue. was
won to-day by the advocates OF the
proposition by a narrow margin. 1t is
proposed to erect on the property a vii
laEe ONCE. police station. firehouse and
other necessary institutions and to lease
the remainder of the ground for a pri-
waite parking space for automobiles.
Opponents OF the proposition have al
legged that the scheme to sell the land
10 the village IL backed by former SEN
ator William II. Reynolds, End tina he
Is indirectly Interested In ,ne Elmohar
Company. II Is also CHARGED that as
only property owners could vote there
vas a hasty transferring Of property
and that deeds were handed around
freely by both sides, The opponents
also declare that while the price asked
for the property Is $45. 900 II IL assessed
at only $4,000.
Harry j. Cochrane. who yesterday
tried to have the election enjoined, says
that he will carry the case further into
the courts and will contend that the
election was Illegal on the ground tina
the law requires registration precedlEp
an election.
The sun., 1916-08-30
HOUSE TO ACCEPT SHIP BILL.
All hat Two Amendments Con-
CURED I'M These IN To-day.

WAsHISGroS. Aug 29-With "a
quorum OF Representatives back in
Washington. the AdminiStrat - shipping
hill was again considered in the Hon .r
to-day and all but two OF the Scnat
amendments were %concurred IN by a vote
of ~ to 90. The remaining amend
ments. which would admit foreign built
ships to the coastwisc trade and require
refusal OF clearance to n vessel de-
clining an American cargo for any
other reason than lack of capacity. VIII
he disposed OF tomorrow.
Republicans led by Representative
Greene of Massachusetts,. opposed the
bill. The amendments concurrcd In OK
prcssly exclude tramp steamers from the
provisions of the measure. eliminate the
secretaries of Commerce and Labor from
membership on the Federal shipping
Board. reduce the salary OF members OF
the BOARD from $4,000 TO $500. and
provide for Investigation of means Of
meeting foreign discrimination against
vessels flying the American flag.
The sun., 1916-08-30
Tw0 %FERRYB0ATs RAIDED.
Excise Men Find booze On R.~-
New ROcheIle-SeR Gin Line,

WHITE PLAINS. Aug 90. -Accoruiug
to an order Of Justice Plat OF tn Su-
preme Court filed at White Plains to-
day. the State bepartm,nt Of Excise
raided the two ferryboats running be-
tween Rye and New Rochelle on this
side OF the Sound and Sea tlf on the
other side and found a large quantity OF
liquors.
The bar on each boat carried enough
turntables TO quench the thirst OF many
eN~cursionists. Since the State inspectors
took a trip on the boats ice water tanks
have been substituted for "pooz.." The
goods seized under the Warrant. Of jus
tice Plat have been declared contrahaud
by Justice Young. and the liquor WI he
dumped into he gutter in front Of III,
court house.
The report shows that on the IIuCue,
not. plying between New Rochelle and
Sea Cliff. there were 100 bottles 81 beer
II bottles OF ale. 10 bottles Of wh.sk,v
wine. gin. cocktails, vermouth, n jug OF
wh'skey and n jug Of gin. ON the ~,
Gin. running between Rye and s.
Cliff. there were ,6S bottles Of beer
seven bottles OF whisky, brandy and
vermouth. eight bottles OF gin, wine aut
cocktails.
The sun., 1916-08-30
WITTPENN WIDENS
POLITICAL BREACH
Declines to support Surrogate
Egan for Reelection
Threats Made.

John =. I;gan. Surrogate OF Hudson
County. yesterday widened the Jersey
City political breach between the witt
penn and -Wittpenn factions When
he persuaded members Of the ants to
ask II. Otto wittpenn, Naval Officer.
who Is without opposition in the race for
Governor. to accept him as q candidate
for reelection. The W factions cannot
agree on a candidate for Surrogate. the
best county Job to be balloted OH this
year. and Egan. who has served two
terms. wants another five year term.
Upon receipt Of a negative answer
from Wittpenn Egan vowed that he
would not support Wittpenn.
No sooner had Surrogate ERan de-
clared his intention than State Senate
Charles NJ. Egan, no relative. announced
his candidacy for Surrogate. He will re-
ceive the support Of Wittpenn.
Tit decision to mak a final appeal 10
wittpenn that he accept Egan was
reached at a conference OF anti-Wittpenn
leaders. This was attended by the Sur
rogate himself. Register John J. Nc
Mahon. Secretary OF state Thomas +
Martin. John +. Boyle, Sheriff Eugene
i. Kinkead. Freeholders Oscar u der
Heide and Frank Boland. Assemblymar
Archibald NJ. Henry. Deputy Commis-
. sioner Joseph +. $. Fitzpatrick. repre-
senting COMMISSIONS George +. Bren.
| singer of Jersey City James =. McGov.
ern. representing Commissioner Henry
Byrne Corporation Counsel John Mil
ton. and Deputy Commissioned James +
Norton. who is also a Surrogate candi.
date.
senator Egan will not have the united
support of the Wittpenn machine. how
ever. for two other close friends OF the
Naval officer. Assemblyman George J
Brackner and Joseph Carroll, also are
In the race.
Meanwhile Deputy Commissioner Nor
ton, with no organization to back him. /.
campaigning. and according to hi
friends is making splendid Roadway. III
has the support of his chief, Commits
sioner OF Public Safety Frank Hague O
Jersey city. who was until last fail as
| ISOLATED with Surrogate Egan and hi!
friends.
The sun., 1916-08-30
REPUBLICAN WAR
CHIEFS MEET TO-DAY
Wilcox and Advisory Commit
tee Will Discuss Progress
Of Campaign.
HITCHCOCK TO ATTEND
Railroad Situation Will BE
Considered as POliti-
cal Issue.

The Republican campaign. as II has
proceeded thus far, will be gone over in
detail this morning at the first meeting
of the new Republican advisory commit
tee with Chairman Wilcox. The meet
ing IL called for II O'Clock.
Mr.. Wilcox received word yesterday
that the following members OF the com
mittee woul be present: Gov. II. Liv-
ingston Beeckman OF Rhode Island.
Theodore II. Burton of Ohio. Charles q.
Dawes. Chicago banker: Raymond
Robins. n leading Illinois Progressive {:
Victor Roscwater, former chairman OF
TIE National Committee: John wanna
maker OF Philadelphia and Frank II.
Hitchcock. manager of the 1908 cam
paisn.
\ Interest In Acpublican circles still CEN
tres In how much of an active part
Hitchcock II to assume In the campaign.
Although he has been in New York re-
Gently, Hitchcock has no put in an APP
pcarpnce ut national headquarters. which
has caused some However, II
was said he would be on hand to-day
with suggestions based on Information he
has picked up here and IN Chicago.
one of the subjects to he discussed
will he the manner Of handling the rail-
road situation a. a Republican campaign
issue. the feeling being mat Il is bound
to have an important effect on the am
paiGn providing the Republicans make
the right use of II.
Chairman Wilcox and other Republic
cans VII Leave tomorrow night Tor
~lhdilnapulis to attend tie Fairbanks
n tinvatiou ceremonies there N Thurs
day. This ~ to be an old fashioned Re-
publican iaiuborcc for the Unosiers. with
bands, red fic AMI a general holiday for
the city.
The ceremonies will he held on Tho
lawn Of the Fairbanks ON senator
Lawrence Y. SHERMAN of Illinois VIII
make the mobilization speech. Mr. Fair
banks will make hls first campaign
speeches in Maine next week
Mr. wilcox ~ t. e. 70 Chicago "r
Friday fov a conference" with l."puhli-
cans there 1rl on saturday will meet
Nj. Hughes tn -. Louis for a tax ON
ih" campaign.
The sun., 1916-08-30
FRISCO SALE Is CONFIRMED.
Investigation Of Reorganization IL
Proposed In Congress-.

ST. LOUIS. Aug. ?9.-The sale OF the
-. Louis & San Francisco Railroad to
the reorganization managers was con-
firmed In the Federal District Court here
to-day by Circuit Judge Sanborn The
sale AT foreclosure was approved over the
protest OF nine creditors. who said that
provision should be made for unsecured
creditors.
Judge Sanborn said that the sale and
reorganization gave them an opportunity
to obtain 25 per cent. OF their claims.
and that II the road had moi been reor-
ganizcd they could not get anything. The
Frisco 10Y will be turned over to the
new company. chartered n few days ago
At Jefferson city. Mo. and the receiver
ship will end.
The Frisco was sold at foreclosure on
July 10 - the reorganization committee
represented by Speyer 4 Co. and J. &
W. Seligman. New York bankers. The
road brought 1900. 900.
WARRINGTON, Aug. GAN investiga-
ton by Congress of the proposed reor-
ganization of the 81, Louis 4 San Fran
cisco Railroad and its application 70 the
Missouri Public Service Commission for
authority to issue millions Of stocks
and bonds under the reorganization plan
was proposed In a joint resolution intro
duced to-day by Representative Heating
OF Colorado. The resolution was referred
to the rules committee.
The sun., 1916-08-30
COUNTESS ARRIVES
TO JOIN BERNSTORFF
Ambassadors Wife. Returning
From Hospital Work. ST.
lent on the War.

The Countess Won Bernstorr. wife OF
the German Ambassador to the United
States. arrived here yesterday on The
steamer Frederik VIII. The Countess.
who was Miss Luckemcyer OF New York.
had not been here since the beginning OF
the war. having been engaged in hospital
work In Germany.
She was met down the hay by the
Ambassador. who went out In a revenue
cutter. After the greeting came the In
reviewers. pleading for the Counts as
sistance in obtaining a few remarks for
publication from his wife.
Certainly said the Count. turning
70 her. MY dear. they want me 10 tell
you that you nave nothing to say.
After that the Countess agreed that
her husband had expressed her sent
ments completely. She went so far as ~
state. however. that she was feeling well.
They posed for their photographs. the
Ambassador declaring that he didn't
wan TO fall below his regular daily
record OF twenty pictures. They will
stay at the Ritz-Carlton for n few days
AMI then proceed TO Washington.
The sun., 1916-08-30
PATROL SQUADRON Mobiles.
volunteer MOtOrbOat Owners
Ready for Two Weeks Nan,ruyrcs.

SotTHAMProN. l.. l.. Aug. c?.-The
patrol squadron OF the Second naval dis
trict mobilized at Sag Harbor to-day
for two weeks work IN exercises laid
out by the Naval VA College. TIE
squadron T. composed Of two divisions,
'"nsisting Of nine patrol boats and the
station ship Draga
I."u'. W - Fule~,on. aid to Rear
Admlra! Knight. VIII JOIN the squadron
p" supervise the work. Commander
Stewart Davis is in Of the
squadron. with Lieut.. /. Humphreys as
adj
Tho officers in Of the patrol
boats are as follows FIRST Division.
skipper, A. l.. Swascy =, q. u. Mum
=, +. " Humphreys T. n Norman :.
Il NirkersoN i. II Oolrichs :. j. Il.
Hart braga. ". | Frost.
III" Second pivis on win b" ON
handed 10y Lieut.. George Baker. Jr. Of
iiccrs Of the boats are as follows s.
skippcr. W. Greenough .. II. :. Wander
HIT. The other volunteer water boats
are not enrolled.
The sun., 1916-08-30
HUGHES ARRIVED TOO
LATE FOR BREAKFAST
Nominee and Wife Finally Sc.
cure Small Repast in Colo
RADIO Hotel.

Esrrs pARK. col. Aug. so.-The Re.
,,h,,o,. p...,....., ....,.. 49,, A..
~ a"' WI"
iiughes came nearly missing their break
fast this morning. They went down
siairs ina, af,cr q an A N In find ,be
,.,. -
"'''' "'"'"s rooih c'Seu'
sorry. boss" said the negro waiter
on guard, but Use afraid thew amt
ncthin' dom,
But we must eat" persistcd Mr..
Hughes.
well. breakfast Ia done served. but
I'll see II I can get Won some bread and
JAM" the negro finally Volunteered.
Charles w. Earnbom manaver NJ ,ho
The sun., 1916-08-30
JOHNSON BEHIND In RACE.
California Governors Rival for a..
y. ScnmtOrship Running Ahead.

SAN Francisco. Aug. ".-Wtllis II.
Booth Is running ahead in the south
his home country-and central and
northern California Is claimed by ths
adhcrents Of Gov. Hiram W Johnson IN
tp-day's primary election Tor United
states Senator.
Early returns from san Francisco
shaved the Governor running well ahead.
although perhaps not more 81 than was
Booth in Los Angeles. The johnson
headquarters claimed the San Francisco
Labor districts four TO one. They ALSO
claimed ma tprities In Sacramento,
Fresno and other populous counties. while
not DENYING hat booth had \ heavy
start In the south.
Adherents Of both men claimed vic
tory on the early returns. Returns from
l12 precincts Of 5.i43 In the State gave
Booth 4.ag3 and johnson 1906.
The sun., 1916-08-30
ADM. HELM HEADS NEW BOARD.
ON mission VIII Pick site for
Navy Ward ON Pacific.

WhsHtNGToN. Aug. 2g--Rear Admiral
James VI, Helm was designated by the
Navy Department to-day to head the
commission OF naval officers authorized
In the naval appropriation bin to make
n study Of the situation on the Pacific
coast to determine the necessity and site
for an additional navy yard there.
"Thc commission Ia also directed" the
Navy Departments statement says, ito
investigate and report on the necessity
and advisability of establishing a new
naval station or improving existing ones
to cover the proper naval defence OF the
country south Of Hatteras. including the
Gulf Of Mexico and the Caribbean Sea.
The commission will also investigate the
ACCESSIBILITY OF establishing submarine
and aviation bases on the coasts Of the
United States and It's POSSESSIONS
The sun., 1916-08-30
DANIELS CALLS o
Appeals 10 Them IN support Will
son on Progressive Record.

BELFAST. Me. Aug. 90. Josephus
Daniels. Secretary Of the Navy. in an
address here to-day asserted the sincere
members Of the Progressive party owed
Woodrow Wilson an obligation for car
Tying out the measures they favored in
1912. and appealed to them to support
Wilson As the only candidate who In
by the Progressive party" Secretary
Daniels said in part:
THE platform adopted by the Progress
e.ve party IN 1912, read in the light OF
the performances OF the Wilson Admin
istration. shows. as a distinguished leader
of that party says. that Woodrow Wilson
carried out more pledges Of the Progress
sive party than hat party itself would
likely have done had II been successful.
Tne Democratic party In 1912 did not
promise a child labor law. It did not
promise the Federal Bank Commission
II did not promise a non-partisan tariff
commission. IL did not promise n Fed
eral Employment Bureau. 1t remained
for the Progressive party to he the
! pioneer party In sharply calling the At
.ention Of the people 10 these needed
measures. But after fulfilling his party's
pledges OF reform and constructive legis-
lation Woodrow Wilson. n progressive Of
rrogressives. called upon Congress to put
th,se -four measures upon the statue
books.
when the Democratic convention met
NJ ST. Louis the child labor law and the
Kern-Mciillicuddy workjnCmen's com
pensation act were promised the people
and these promises have been kept. The
Progressives could not because OF the,r
email representation IN Congress enact
the Federal trade relations and tar!n
commission acts. and 20 the President
wnE believed In their wisdom. urged
Congress to adopt these measures. And
every Democrat voted for them-oi
nearly all-and they are now laws OF
their country.
But not Il few measures were prom
iscd by both the Democratic and Pro
Eressive parties. l will mention only y
few. For the Income tax law. for {
workingmen's compensation law. foI
eight hour laws. for a Children's bureau
for protection OF the health Of workers
COR the parcel post and other reform
legislation. the Progressive party In l9i:
Joined hands with the Democratic party
while the stand pat Republican party. n,
on all real reform measures. was silent
evasive or half hearted.