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POETRY AND COOKERY.
Reflections suggested by Rcccnt
Experiment In Prose.

Mrs Payne Whitney, who has won
deserved fame as a poet. having inner
tied from her father, the late John
Hay. literary talent of high order
has written "a cook book that BIDS
fair to attain wide popularity This
fact is either inspiring or depressing
according to ones point OF view.
To the idcalist it Will seem re-
grettable that a gifted writer should
turn from the heights OF poesy To put
into prose what she knows about
cookery. To the mind Of the utilita-
rian. on the other hand. 1t Will APP
pear that Mrs. Whitney has taken
literary step in the right direction.
Between these two sharply con-
trasted points Of view regarding the
latest literary venture OF real poc'
there is a compromise that might be
made that would satisfy both the IDEAL
ist and the utilitaran. Why would II
ne be advisable for some inspired
author, possessing both the freedom
of the city OF Poetry and knowledge
Of the Kitchens most precious secrets
to write a cook book in verse?
To illustrate this, suppose recipe
be presented to the reader II might
run as follows, to the end that the
beauty of rhyme should go hand In
hand with the practical merits OF
formula:
six hard boiled eggs. cut each In fcurs
Aud curry sauce galore. Of course
Green peas puree are needed, 100
The rest l. easy--up to you.
In throwing ont the above sugges.
| ton. full recognition ls made of the
fact that there is IN the world too
much bad verse and too little good
cookery. But would not there lie less
OF the latter IL our chefs could fee
the thrill that comes from true poetry
when they are coming new recipes
The late "Owen Meredith" had a glim'
mering OF the idea presented above
when he wrote in his once widely read
poem 'LucIle":
We may live without poetry, music snt
art.
w. may live w,thou, conscience and live
without heart
W. may live without friends; We may hvs
without books:
| Put civilized man cannot iiNe without
cooks.
The Earl Of Lytton, had he pursued
la little further the train Of thought
contained in the above list. might, hat
he been qualified as cook. have left
to posterity an immortal WORK in
rhyme that would have become IA.
only kitchen classic. But what IN,
author 'ot "Luc.lc" left undone. will
not some other idealst and utilitariar
writer essay In the near future? \
Thymcd cook book would assuredly NJ
a long felt want.
The sun., 1916-01-30

Tn rllE InlruR or TuE SvS-Sir. MIR
Il. Dodge Is evidently trying 90 pre-
vert tre union of IN" rrogicss'N"s aui
Republicans next fill. He won't sur-
coed, tor Toet u the former are back
'u the Republican ranks already rh'v
are back there In order 20 make sur"
Of 'ns defeat # Woodrow wilson, end
NJ Wilson Will he the wors, lcE"i
caudidat" that ever travelled over IN"
Presidential highway. Mr Wilson has
Murdered from the stCt and u, V.ll
nn1sA the same WAY. HIS whining and
rowardly Mexican policy, dealing with
first one handitti gang and then another,
while American men, women and chill
dr"u wcr" being murdered ana worse, VIII
lose him IN" vote Of every sane tud r'd
hluodel citizen, and his policy u tho
EUROPEAN war satisfies hardly any ono,
procressiN,s decn-it patriotic duty "a
get rli OF the schoolma ster, and they are
going to do 1t by an overwhelming ma
jOrity too. r q II, GoEpoS.
NAvERHILr, Mass, January 90
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and without passion to Judge little
humanity-while managing to love
little humanity still"
Never was there such roll call |
ELLEN GLASGOW desires "history illu.
minated by Imagination" a clever
formulation that does not propel us.
ROBERT GRANT will not confer the de-
gree Master Of the Art Of the Novel
upon him who passes the story test
but is bare of ideas. WILL n. HAR.
ben: "A high class bale Of hay might
be defined In five words as some good
hay well packed" but. RoBERr
HERRIcK doesn't care what you call 1t.
10 long as you get It. RuPERT HUGHEs
thinks II "a fine thing to have schol-
arship-and get over It," and that ne
and Professor PHELPS have done both !;
he pities the snobbery Of critics: one
man will come home from battle
and 'moralize everybody to sleep with
his internal statistics aud dull de-
tails" while another will report q
prayer meeting with humor and
pathos. Let the entertainers flourish
and grow fat. while the preachers
languish and die.
With apologies to the writer's who
suffer In the seeming discrimination.
We conserve space by hurrying over
the remaining contributors to the
symposium, BAsn KING, EDWIN LIZ.
FEvRE, w. J. LOCKE, SIDNEY MCCALL,
BRASDER MATHEWS, SAMUEL MER.
WIN, f. =. OpPESHEIM. ELEANOR II.
PORTER. ALICE HEGAN RICE. BERTHA
RuNRIr BooTH HARRINGTON and
HuGH WAIroLE. with the remark that
their view Of the art they practise Is
quite in harmony with those OF which
We have exhibited samples. In the
composite these distinguished novel;
lists tell us that there must be, II a
novel is to he. good story to tell
that II must be told well. and that 1t
may instruct but must entertain. Civ
ing AT the very least as much of
pleasure as of profit
In word, there may he ns many
varieties of the novel as there are of
human nature. from "Treasure Isl.
and" and kim 10 "Barchcster Tow.
ers" and THE Rise Of Silas Laphum. '
Leave definition to the dictionary and
rules 10 the text books. the world
wants story tellers.
The sun., 1916-01-30
The Famous Cigarette Case.

We have been much interested in
the East Orange cigarette case, as II
has become known not only In East
but also In West Orange, South Or
ange, Orange Village and Orange. As
an exciting topic Of conversation II
has, in all the Oranges, submerged
preparedness, Intervention and this
years New Jersey golf championship
tourney. Bridge has lost it's com.
manding place as n time killer on all
the popular committing trains enjoy.
Ing tho patronage of tho Oranges.
The cigarette case alone dulls care
and aids In annihilating those hug,
hears time and distance.
This cigarette case IL neither OF gold
The sun., 1916-01-30
what Isa Novel:

FIVE words Sufliced Professor WILL
milton of 'high class novel: "A
good story we'll told" In IA sympo-
stun in the BOOkmdn twenty-seven
noyelisls spin it out into five million
or billion words, and leave unaltered
the calm conviction Of sane men that
n novel is--a novel, and there's an
end on il. Of course Professor
PHELPs's definition would never be
accepted by any practical lexicog-
rapher. But the photographers are
ridiculous. because they pretend To
define the undetinuble. and also be-
cause nobody cares hang what Il
novel should he. 50 long AS II IN what
he wants to read.
The definition offered by ANTHONY
HoPE HAWKINS is: "A fictitious mar
rative comprising n number of inter
related situations, by means of which
human life, manners and feelings are
exhibited" The painful impression
which this made upon us II confirmed
by HARRY LEON WILSON'S remark,
"To wish n closer definition OF what
we roughly call the novel is u mark
of the born fuss monger-even one
capable Of using that horrendOus To-
cntion Fictitious prose narrative.
When these gentlemen turn their
novels into dictionaries we shall
cease to read them. II Is quite as
rea sonable to ask the first man you
happen to meet on the street to de
fine the air he brentheS.
"rhe novel" so JAMES LANE ALLEN
declares, sis long artistic prose work
which, by the use Of ideas lying
within the experience Of mankind
attains its desired effect of arOuslnl
great and varied emotion" ROBERT
W. CHAMBERS dismisses the matter
with more or less justifiable quiT
and bids the war proceed. To CoN
lNGsBy DAWSON "the modern novels,
| is an investigator In the laboratory
of existence" MARGARET DELAND In
sists upon entertainment, and rule,
propaganda sternly out morality
must not swamp Art. To meet Tho
critical standard of DOROTHY CAN
rlrIp FISHER tn" story must be no
only good" and well told" hu
deeply dyed with tho color of hu
manity." HAMLIN GARLAND pusse,
the buck. W. l.. GEORGE wants tn,
novelist ito sit on Olympus like god
The sun., 1916-01-30

In only one Of these States did Mr..
WIIsoS in 1912. with the generous Ms
sistancp Of Mr.. BRYAN. succeed in get.
ting as many votes rs Mr.. BRYAN had
in any OF his three campaigns. Mr..
WILSON four years ugo did not In
Illinois, Indiana. Iowa. Kansas. Mis-
souri,, Ohio. Pennsylvania or Wiscon'
sin attract the voters In the numbers
that followed Mr.. BRYAN in 1886,
when the Nrbraskan sought 10 intiict
make believe money on the nation.
The New Jersey statesman. with the
Republicans hamstrung, and thou
sands of them voting for him 20 in
sure the defeat Of Colonel ROOSEVELT,
fell below the total reached 10y Mr..
EgSAN in his first campaign by II mat
Ter Of 2I5.,DO votes in thes" states.
Moreover. the figures show that Mr..
BRyAS has kept his hold on th" Dem
ucratic electors, whose temper ani de'
SiroS he prideS himself On ret"cting.
II i useless to pretend that Mr..
WILSON'S trip viii hc without rhrti-
san significance. He hns been ctal'
'l"nged. by Mr.. BEyAH, and has ac'
ccpted ilir challenge, and carried III"
fight int" thr Bryan stronghold II
he succeeds thcr" the country will
got something approaching adequate
deieuces. and Mr.. BRNAN'> prestige
will get a severe blow.
The sun., 1916-01-30

The famous query regarding tho
kind of inca, upon which CESAR fed to
make him great is recalled by one OF
the vouchers filed by the Thompson
investigating committee. II indicates
that certain legislator. name un-
known. .ndulges IN diet that n" pre-
sumably imagines will so nourish the
gray matter of his brain that he is
sure to develop into IA statesman. He
signed dinner check, during his of'l-
cial sojourn in New York. for refresh
inents consisting 81 two pink lemon
AIDES one white lemonade. a portion OF
cream puffs, one !ce cream and a choc-
olate sundae. Perhaps his idea was
that a soft drink turneth away wrath.
The sun., 1916-01-30
Leader MANN calls a certain Texas
Congressman his Dies Ire.

The thing that va are IN love with -
efficiency. not merely In business, which
undcries the bigger thing-the spirit
uf America-Dr. WILSON ~ PNtsbur0.
We will GO long way with Mr..
WILSON n his courageous effort 10
arouse the nation 10 4 realization Of
its encelessness, but We do not
love efficiency" and We don't want -
love" IL Nor do We conceive ""Hi-
cheney" to t.c the spirit of the nation.
certainly tho governments, Federal
state and local, under which We live
are not designed for efficiency -
fact that historian should not over
look. Admlrapl as efficiency L.. :
iS not the sole end and aim Of our
political lfc. nor doeS + animate tho
political philosophy which these states
represent.
The sun., 1916-01-30
nor OF silver. nothing ponderable, al.

nor Of silver, nothing ponderable, al
though, indeed, It has been opened
and closed. 1t IL u case of jurisdic-
tion, and the immensity of its impor-
tance to Orangers is READILY under
stood by those who recall that the
reason there are six or seven distinct
and separate Orange municipalities Is
the impossibility of bringing any two
Of them to dwell together under one
Jurisdiction, municipality.
1t appears that II schoolboy stroll
ing home after school hours did light
and pun cigarette. and the deeds
were observed BY his school principal.
On the next day, because Of these
deeds, the boy was suspended from
school by the observant principal.
Naturally the boys parents claimed
non jurisdiction and appealed the case
to the Board Of Education. The Or.
anges were In flames.
Liberal constructionists maintained
that the principals jurisdiction went
with her where'er she trod; that she
was embodied In an atmosphere VI
authority of which she could not
be divested though the heavens fell
BRYAN were elected or JERRY TRAvERs
failed again to win the State cham.
pIonship Of the links.
Strict constructionists argued that
jurisdiction was limited to the school
house In school hours; that only II
the boy had lighted and puffed Il
cigarette In the schoolhouse during
school hours could the penalty Of sns
pension have been inflicted justly.
We have no opinion to OFFER. The
Board Of Education of East Orange
has vacated the order of suspension
but in handing down this opinion II
cunningly refrained. even by an ohlter
dictum. from disclosing IT'S opinion or
the question OF Jurisdiction,
This OF course leaves the Orange'
still flaming. II II not thought that
bridge will ne resumed by the com
muter for n period of time.
The sun., 1916-01-30

when the Monitor was launched this day
In Eighteen SiNt"-two
All the word was shown what Yankee In
gcnuity could do
May the sons OF Old New England and the
sons Of piNie.and
Now combine to huld defenccs no invader
can withstand
May the sons or those who followed Sher-
man, sheridan and Ioe.
StorewaIl jackson, l"ngStre"t Grant and
Whrrirt now united he
~ the rrm determination that our and
must be secure,
That the thing for which our nation
stsnds must evermore endure!
C. n n
The sun., 1916-01-30
A WatercOlorist's Twilight

The aureolin sun has set
Beneath lenon cadmium sky.
And violet carlntnc, purple lake
And Rubens madder liuger nigh
A tint OF 2innobcr above
Blends with the Antwerp AMI PAYNE $
gray;
And swallows Nit across a spire
In umber tints OF darkest ray.
raw sienna country road
Winds. like u serpent up hill
An Old stone church In monoch romN
Keeps watch and ward, So cold and stu
And In the twilight, charcoal gray,
Nandykc COWS wait by uinher bars.
And through the neutral tinted sky
Shine out the Whatman paper stars
4. D. KUNV
The sun., 1916-01-30
The Insecurity OF Tide water NUM-.
tion Plants.

To THE EDITOR OF TuE SuN.-->,r' In
their remarks hefor" the senate Military
Committee both General Wood and Co,u-
mel Gleason said that AN enemy could
capture our greatest uUu'tlon plants
with ease Does Il not seem like follv
to locate such plants AZ It'd" water" II
they were IN the middle West their
capture could AT least I've delayed. CON
s,dor the Bennington plant At bridge
port, which could hc demolished hy any
gunhont that suc rrded in setting into
k1rr Island Sound. ..
\oEW AIN. Conn, January 90
The sun., 1916-01-30
MORRIS PLAN WINS
IN FEDERAL COURT
No Infringement. hut Better
Than Southern Rival.
Rules Judge Hazel.
EQUITY SUIT DISMISSED

Judge John u. Hazel "r r, r'.ea
States District Court dism,..yl ...,,..
day the equity suit In whirr ,., r1..
versal Savings Corporation o' N.-,r,,
sought TO enjoin the Morris pie. ,'.-o
pany Of New York q, l2o B,.rs,.
from operating its system OF i4,.r..
banking through which smul Iu,.- a..
made to workingmcn at isa.,rprI, w..
| terest. The plaintiff COMPANY cu,.r,i.a
that tho Morris Plan was an u.uorr
appropriation OF the scheme orc..,,os
by David Stein. ~ poo, mar" Z Nor.
folk. Va, now owned 10y the rnlyc-sa
Savings Corporation
Judge Hazel rucs that thsrn a-c -.
| sential differences between the tuo ,,,ns
The defendant company. he ho.l. has
not appropriated the stein plan. lu' ha.
| combined with advantage know fea.
lures of industrial banking Nth Tea.
lures originated by Arthur j. Nor NJ
Morris WAS once STEMS att,ru"y fIjr.
Hazel discredits the accusation made
In this connection that Morris r.t III.
material for his system by violating
| the condolences of his client Mr. Nor
! ris. II was alleged. aided Stein I'm au..t.
ing the Merchants Mechanics Saving,
Association of N.wpor, News. wlict
was u success, according 10 the = A'r.
,iM
Whether Morris should have beer
| prompted h. n devotion 20 the Interests
| Of his crstwhile client 70 inform N'm thu
| he had discovered an additional ,'..
ment which when combined ui,h the fea
| lures OF the Stein plan would ovprcom.
| objections thereto and render ~ more .t
! v'iiug t. investors IS a question + am not
| called upon TO ansNet," s4ys Juds.
! Haze
Under th" Stein plan the hp'ros'
| PAYS back his loan In rf'v-tU, week.
| irstalmeuts and ~ the same iiips hut.
! invcstm-n, stock OF th~ hHrt'rr 1850.
! citation, paying for ii in az HIutona
weekly lusinlmeut. 80 thai "1e1 IL
| pron!ssury note falls due ''c borrower
| san take his choice of paying the note
! through tie accumulated cash usp
meuts or pe- NIT III. htp"t."raiion 90
| hi. str,t.
II think" says Judge li'6"l. 'that
! the two plans ara iurdtm"nt-.l ~et
| ent There are or court'. tIn'p'
! meuts Involved iu each. hui 'u" fs,i .'s
! of q fixed capital subscribe T.. "..
! pcndcnt investors, proscut ip M. Norr
! Plan. but NJ, IN the stem Paw 's 10
! Importance and makes III" former plai
appeal NOR readily 10 inN,Stors thar
the stein Plan
Another essential difference ar.orditt
! IN the Judge. 10 thai under -" Mnrrs
, Plan the borrower does not hgv sts,.
but pur,hasca Investment - nn'tsrr.
| "crtiiicst.s which are tot ,ou,sr1 o.
| into capital stock .Tuig" iIizsl Dc :.
The sun., 1916-01-30
Dumping

first 'ouGrrssman--What apprpr-'a on
do you want for your swamp
second Congressman Enough - deepen
~ 'rr snip or ~ T. IA fpr cou;, house
The sun., 1916-01-30

To THE EprroR or THE SrN--Sr. /
the supreme Court bench of the United
states the proper place IN which to put
a propagandist? Can lie get away from
his theories anl construe the law with
out prejudice? SoLoN
NEW YORK, January %
The sun., 1916-01-30

The King of Montenegro Will hardly
Bgree with WILLIAM II. that "all hos
tile assaults will break TO pieces be-
fore the power Of n clean conscience"
NICHOLAS had nothing hut clean
conscience left when the Austrians
had finished him
The sun., 1916-01-30

Mr.. LLOYD GEORGE IN an opt.ms,,
mood says that the pressure on the
enemy Is becoming greater Tho
seems TO he the German view 1udgir :
from the renewed offensive by the
kaiser's troops in the Artols region
You must not think Of "A deadlock
says Mr.. LLOYD GEORGE. As regards
the western front, /, is impossible 70
think OF anything else.
The sun., 1916-01-30
M Chance for Him

Knicker--Enjoy your carr
BoGker-It might as well hs a milk
wagon, the only time the rest oi the
family don't use 1t IS between four and
seven In tho morning,
The sun., 1916-01-30

Senator TIiLMAN's prediction that
.lnSEPUUS D,Nr1s "wi.l 20 down IN
history as one Of the greatest Score
tarirs the Navy has ever hsd ~ pro-
vinclal and political.
The sun., 1916-01-30

To rnE Eniron or TUE SUN--SV. 80 we
may he absolutely safe why not give away
California with the Philippines
l., e. NAsSvr
SAR,roGA SrRi>Gs, January 80
The sun., 1916-01-30

From me Ner Harrn Rc0,st,r
Hamburger with onion and cheese sand
witches and cocoa and cider made up the
usual luncheon at the south So-vh'k cub
saturday evening
The sun., 1916-01-30

The report that spring birds hav"
been Carolling IN New Jersey IL =
confusion of the raucous blue jay
with the piping robin and the twitter-
ing English sparrow with the Ameri-
can song sparrow, sweetest and mos
constant OF all fedthered IN nstrcls,
The sun., 1916-01-30

Blue heard was worried.
This dye shortage will put me out Of
fairyiand." As oFseA.
The sun., 1916-01-30

~ cv, friends uho favor us ,cfh mdnu
scssSts aud Illustrations for publications utsh
TO hsre rejected articles returned heb mvsf
10 0H cases send stamps for fhdf purpose,
The sun., 1916-01-30

In the presence OF Grand Duke
NICHOLAS in the Caucasus the Turks
do not see exile but exit.
The sun., 1916-01-30

Battered at the Pest once at New York as
second Class Mail Matter
Honolulu star-bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1912-2010, 1916-03-20
STUART WOULD
Change LOCAL
GOVERNMENT

Commission form of government
for the Hawaiian islands is provided
for in tentative bill which has been
drawn up by Circuit Judge Thomas
B. Stuart. While Judge Stuart de-
clares that the principal directors to
such a measure will be the Hawai-
ians. he points out that. in the long
run. they are the ones who would re-
ceiye the greatest benefit under the
form of government which he outlines
in his bill
II is declared by Circuit Judge Stu
art that "the person who thinks this
territory stands the remotest chance
of statehood is a dreamer of Dreams
and 1t is largely upon this conjecture
that he bases his tentative bill. He
further declares that statehood for
Hawaii would bring about "a Japanese
state In an American union, about as
near to Japan as it is to the United
States"
Judge Stusrt's bill provides for the
adjustment of the present territorial,
city and county and county govern
ments. 1t provides for the appoint
ment by Washington of a commission
of five persons; namely, the ranking
head of the military department in
the territory. an admiral in charge of
the naval station at Pearl Harbor. and
three civilian residents of the islands.
These persons would have all govern
mental powers subject to law, includ-
ing power to appoint the judiciary.
1t is also provided that Hawaii be
represented in Congress by four dele
gates, two in the senate and two in
the house, one elected from each main
island of the group. Honolulu is to
be made free port, and the bill
provides that sale of intoxicating IL
quor for private gain throughout the
islands be abolished.
Honolulu star-bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1912-2010, 1916-03-20
Will GIVE away
BABY BOOKLETS
10000 PERSONS


To the first 500 people who call for
them, the Hawaiian Trust Company.
with quarters in the Kautkeolani
building, will give away free folders
bearing the title THE Baby Book. "
The folders are designed especially
In connection with the present nation,
al baby week campaign. and are IS
sued by the Prudential Insurance
Company Of America. = !
Chapters on THE Mother to Be. !"
When thet Baby Has Come" 'Nurs-
ing, Care of the Infant Growth
and Development When the LADY
Is Sick, and Physical and Moral
Training are included In the book
In the back of TIE booklet are piac-
ed q list of useful recipes, such as fer
making arrowroot5 water, albumen
water. beef juice, barley water, lime
water. mustard plaster and oatmeal
water.
Honolulu star-bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1912-2010, 1916-03-20
in FIVE Minutes
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ach Relief

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lead, refusing To digest, or you belch
gas and eructate sour. undigested food
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Ask your pharmacist to show you
the formula. plainly printed on these
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utes. "Pape's Diapepsin" is harmless;
tastes like candy, though each dose
will digest and prepare for assimila,
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what will please You most, is that you
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This city viii have many "Pape's
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Honolulu star-bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1912-2010, 1916-03-20
BOYS CONFESS TO
HAVING ENTERED
STORES AT NIGHT

Three rather sad looking youngsters
were arraigned before Juvenile Judge
Whitney Saturday, charged with rob-
berry.
One was Hawaiian, another part-Ha-
waiian and the, third Portuguese. One
Of the boys testified that they had
entered three stores in Honolulu, on
a recent night, and stolen bananas,
ukuleles, money and various trinkets
The boys entered by breaking the
glass in doors and windows. One of
the boys also entered the Central
grammar school and mussed up books
and papers in the desks. One of the
boys, alleged to be the ringleader.
probably will be sent to the reform
school at Waialee.