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Smyrna times., 1916-01-12
HOW MODERN YEGe WORKS
upto-Date Thief Would seorn to Use
the "Jimmy" Employed by
His Predecessors.

In the American Magazine is an
exceedingly interesting story entitled,
"A Fool and His Money" which has
been written by a sixty-year-old crook
who has earned a dishonest but COM
Portable living for 80 years. Follow.
ing is an extract in which the author
describes a gentleman burglar"
He was young and handsome, an
excellent dancer. and always dressed
TO the minute. The women we're only
too glad to get the chance to dance
with him. and he made many appoint
ments of which their husbands or
parents at home knew nothing. He
did thing on an elegant scale. and
would escort HIS admiring dance part
ner home each night, using a taxi. Of
course.
AT the door he would take the
night key OF the lady and open for
her. Generally there would be a chat
on the front stOop. and at it's close the
admirable dancer would depart, TAX
ing the key with him. II the robbery
Of the house promised good loot and
the lady was thoughtful enough to ask
for her key he would return it, but
on the next night Of appointment he
would make a quick impression Of the
key in soft wax.
''In evening clothes and opera hat
this burglar-dancer would ride up to
the house in a taxi in the early hours
Of the morning. and before the very
eyes OF the cop on the beat enter the
house and proceed about his business
Of collecting the family silver and
cash. He robbed a dozen and more
houses and apartments in the West
side before he was trapped. He put
up a fight and was shot twice before
he surrendered. His career made a
mild yellow journal sensation for a
day or two"
Smyrna times., 1916-01-12
consumutlon Of easollne.

In estimating consumption Of gaso-
line statisticians usually figure con-
sumption by motor owners as the prin-
cipal demand on rehners and lump
other consumption as not Of great i'm
portance. However. President Brace
OF the National Association OF Dyers
and Cleaners. recently called atten-
tion to the great amount Of gasoline
used by cleaning establishments. He
says that the annual consumption OF
gasoline for this purpose in the Uni
ted States exceeds 100000 gallons
and is increasing all the time. Clean
ers, according TO Mr.. Brace, use gaso-
line as laundries do water, and I'm fig
uring on the consumption of gasoline
in this country he says the statisti
clans must not forget the great de-
mands made on the refners by the
cleaners.-Wail Street Journal.
Smyrna times., 1916-01-12
Tolerance in Russia.

There is one test of a civilized
country which is now universally rec
ognized. Religious freedom is held
to be essential to national greatness.
Let US see briefly what this means
in all the Russias. The governing
class. drawn from inner Russia, be-
longs. Of course. to the strict orthodox
Greek church.
The Baltic provinces are Lutheran.
Finland is Protestant, the southwest
ern provinces contain a large proper
tion of Roman Catholics and Jews; in
the Crimea and is the middle Volga
are Tartar Mohammedans; in the
Caucasus is a perfect babel OF Ian
guages and consequently OF creeds.
Religious tolerance. initiated by the
reforming czar, Alexander II, is one
Of the tenets OF government, and is
nominally in force all over the EN-,
pire.
Smyrna times., 1916-01-12
Disease Cured by Light.

When rays Of light fall upon the
skin Of our bodies. which is translu-
cent, the greater part Of them are ar
rested, some by one layer Of the skin,
some by another, and still others are
not stopped until they have penetrated
the subcutaneOus tissues.
This arrest Of the light rays pro
duces radiant heat, which has a higher
penetrating power than convection
heat as generated by a hOt-water bag
or poultice, for instance.
Prof. E. c. Titus. in an address, has
stated that such heat penetrates two
inches or more. while convection heat
is excited principally on the surface.
This is why electric light baths and
sun baths are so stimulating to the or
gans Of elimination, especially the
skin and kidneys, and so beneficial in
so many ways.
Smyrna times., 1916-01-12
Makes plants Grow Fast.

Electroculture. as it is called, is the
latest thing in agriculture. Electric
lighting has been Iesorted to in an ef-
fort to keep plants growing at top
speed for "a hours out Of every day.
When night comes or when clouds OBJ
scure the sun, the lights are turned
on. Electricity will also be used to
supply heat during the cold weather.
So far electroculture is only an ex-
pertinent, but the experts believe that
this treatment viii both hasten the
harvest and improve the quality of the
crop. The experiments are being con
Quoted bUth indoors and out. Day
ton. o.. is the scene OF the experiment
American Boy.
Smyrna times., 1916-01-12
Made Right at Home.

Dorothy lives in Kenwood avenue
and is spending part OF the fourth
year OF a busy existence In kindergar-
ten. Returning home one afternoon
after an entertaining talk by her
teacher, Dorothy hurried to the home
OF her grandma nearby and informed
that person OF how clothes are made.
you see, grandma" said the ex-
cited and well informed miss. we
dont have to go across a big ocean to
get our clothes. All the nice. warm
things we wear are right here at
home waiting for US. All you have to
do Is to go out and get a sheep. for all
cur warm clothes are made right from
the fieas OF a sheep."--Indianapolis
News.
Smyrna times., 1916-01-12
Admired American inventions.

AQfUtFEQ f%tNCfN~@M tNNNttAtgh@s
AS far back as 1875 some Of the for
eign commissioners TO the Centennial
showed their keen appreciation OF the
importance OF invention and the ad-
vantages derived by America from its
announcement. One Of the Swiss
commissioners said: Il am satisfied
from my knowledge that no people
have made in so short time so many
useful inventions as the Americans,
and II today machinery apparently
does all the work. II nevertheless by
no means reduces the workman TO a
machine. He uses a machine, It Is
true. but he is always thinking about
some improvement TO introduce into
It, and often his thoughts lead to fine
inventions or useful improvements"
The reports TO parliament Of the Brit
ish commissioner said that "as re-
CARDS extent of invention and ingenu-
ity. the United States was far ahead
Of other nations" and that Judged
by its results in benefiting the public,
both by stimulating inventors and by
giving a perseveringly practical turn
TO their labOrs. the American patent
law must be admitted to pc the most
successful"
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AInEg E0Tr Santa Ee way siIrol1szn he
States many places II 5eaztE ItstarT
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The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1916-08-09

sell. She was lovely woman. Her
husband was a reserved sort of a man,
but had an anxious hunted look about
him, not the shrewd cunning look some
people tell of. felt sorry for the son.
lie was just about your age and was
doing well in college when the break
came. I've often wondered what the
rights of the affair was-their leaving
I so suddenly"
Romance, mystery, perhaps tragedy
constance dreamed over the intri-
cate situation. One day she and a
friend strolled in the direction of the
Russell place. They ventured into the
overgrown garden and finally upon the
broken-down porch.
why, the door Is off its hinges" dis
covered Constance. 81 would like TO
have a peep inside. Sylvia, there's
some furniture and pictures on the
wall"
$50 there is" quavered her compan-
Ion. IF it wasn't SO ghoulish, all the
story, I'd like to see what the Russell
folks left behind them. And wonder
why"
A step at time, the tlmid two adj
vaneed. Finally, trembling quite, they
stood within room OFF the hall. A
warped and moldy rug lay on the floor.
The furniture was widowed and dusty.
Some pictures on the wall still re-
manned.
That is Albion Russell" spoke Con-
stances companion, indicating
framed photograph. THAT is inst ss
he looked the last time I saw him
The picture appealed to Constance
The face was distinctly good and hand
some. She experienced a sudden access
or pity for the young man, his life
spoiled by the miSdoings of his father
1t was month later when the old
spell of witchery, attaching the mind
OF Constance to the old ruined home
lee her steps irresiStibly in its direc-
ton. She ended casual stroll at its
broken gate. Then she walked around
the house. There was something sad
and forlorn in the long-neglected oar
den. overgrown with weeds. Vet here
and there a rose or a honevsunl,I,
The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1916-08-09
The Eeriie
Call
By
Augustus Goodrich Sherwin

Copyright, 1916. by w. G. Chapman.)
''How eerie!" shuddered Constance
Merrill.
"Worse than thatI" growled her IA
ther. 1--WE would be doing something
else beside grubbing along as we are,
If the man who owns, or owned that
rickety old place played me square"
81 have heard mother hint at some
thing of that sort" said Constance,
''but she never went into details"
"No, 1t Is a tabooed subject" re-
sponded her father. "Sorry it has come
up now. You ought to know as much
as we do, though, so you can join US in
hating the Russell family"
"Oh, papa! 1t is wicked to hate
anybody"
"Not old Jim Russell !" declared her
father volubly. you must know that
the speclous old scoundrel got into my
confidence. l had just inherited ten
thousand dollars. He induced me to
trust the funds with him. He said he
had twenty thousand dollars to put
with it and buy piece of city property
at great bargain that he could later
turn for fifty. trusted him. Twas daz-
zled. Within a week he and his fam
lily, son and wife, disappeared, bag and
baggage, and have never been heard of
since. We found out later that his
old house here was mOrtgaged to the
limit, so much so, that the mortgage
has just let 1t stand there and rot
away, for no one would buy it."
"They say 1t is haunted" suggested
Constance.
"JOhn Russell ought to be, if he has
any cOnscience!" retorted Mr.. Merrill
bitterly. "He spoiled my lifew
Russells place had stood unOccupied
for five years. 1t was on a side road
and out of the regular course of travel.
Constance had not seen it half dozen
times in her life. Now, having heard
Its story, she was interested. She took
occasion to ask an older friend about
1t.
There was mystery" the latter In
formed her. II felt sorry for Mrs. Rus
The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1916-08-09

Notice is hereby given. that a suit
in attachment has been Instituted in
the county court of Polk county,
Florida, by G. c.. Wilson against Ed
Spencer. who is a resident of Eaton
Rapids. Michigan. and that the writ
of attachment issued in said cause
was on the 5th day. of August. 1916.
levied by the sheriff of Polk county,
Florida, upon the following real es-
tate situate, lying. and being in Polk
county, Florida. to-wit:
Lots IL and 18. Block o. Dixieland
addition to Lakeland. as same ap-
pears on the revised map of the Car
ter-Deen Realty Company in the Of
fee. Of the clerk of the circuit court
Polk county. Florida.
The said defendant. Ed Spencer.
and all other persons interested. are
therefore required to be and appear
in the said cause at the office of the
clerk OF the county court of Polk
county. at Barlow. Florida. on or be-
fore October End, 1916. else judy
ment will be rendered in said cause
against the said defendant by de-
fault.
Done and ordered at Barlow, Flor
ida, this 5th day of August, A, D,
J. A. JOHNSON,
51S5-Copy County Clerk.
The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1916-08-09
WIFE SET A TRAP FOR HUBBY
Suspicious HeIpmeet Most Effeetu.IIv
Cures Him Of the Traditional Fail.
ing Of Husbands.

The wife Of Dorchester man vh,
had the traditional falling-he forge.
10 mail letterS-has cured him. The
mail is delivered at their home beforr
the breakfast hour-which Is compare.
lively late. One morning she said n
her husband:
Did you have any mail this morn.
ing, dear?"
only a circular" he answered 20
ne bit into a fine brown slice of toast
HIM." said wife. by the wav diS
you mail the letters 1 gave you YES.
terday?"
sure l did" was the righteouslv in
dignant reply.
Wei, answered wiley with an eIo-
quent smile, ITS funny, then. Won had
no letters this morning, because one
Oh those 1 gave you to mail was ad.
dressed to you-just as a sort of kew -
Boston Herald.
The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1916-08-09
When IncIosinc Sta

Here is a hint for my O
as well as yours: When
postage stamp in a letter
moistening one corner and
to the paper, moisten a su
the center of the stamp an
1t to your Enclosure. The
a small part of the cen.
glued back in no way impa.
fulness of the stamp, but
often tears off.-Exchangs
The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1916-08-09

II you have a room, apartment,
store. cottage, Office or anything
else for rent, list them with us and
watch the result.
VHE KEY RENTAL AGENCY
We are the key to the situation
Room 8, Elliston Bldg.
r. y. BOX sos, Lakeland, Fla.
5006
The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1916-08-09
That Little Word HfD

Husband (testily)-"Oh, if-if-if!
You remind me of what the fellow who
got lost in the woods said to his com
panion." Wife-"Well, what did he
say" Husband-"He said: Now, if
we had some ham we'd have some ham
and eggs, if we had some eggs. -
Boston Transcript.
The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1916-08-09

Having purchased and subdivided
the Jesse Keen estate of $50 acres
one-half mile west of city limits, we
are now selling in 10 and 20-acre
tracts some of the finest truck and
farm lands in this section at the right
price and terms. For particulars see
G. G. Rogan, Rooms / and 2, Deem
& Bryant, Bldg. Phone 146.
The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1916-08-09
On Him.

You haven't got anything on my
husband" said the woman in the drug
store. "Oh, yes, have" replied the
druggist; hes wearing a porous plas-
ter he hasn't paid me for yet"
The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1916-08-09

A power loom has been invented
tiiat Is said to weave oriental rugs that
so closely initiate the genuine, hand
made ones as to defy experts.
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1916-10-14

FOR SALE-Seotch collie dog good watch
dog inquire Of A. o. Comstock, South Barre,
W. Tel. G7-2, l7St3s
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1916-10-14
BRADFORD

A large number patronized the grange
fair in |. o. o. +. hall Wednesday after.
noon and evening Vegetables, aprons
fancy work, etc, were on sale. A hash
supper was served, after which all were
welcome to listen to very pleasing pro-
gram. All who wished remained for a
time to promenade.
President Thomas of Middlebury col.
lege was the guest of Mr.. and Mrs. Fl. T
johnson last week Saturday
Schools closed after a short session
Wednesday afternoon till Monday, as
nearly all the teachers attended the
teachers meeting in Burlington.
Mr.. and Mrs. H. T. johnson motored to
White River Junction Thursday fore
noon to meet F. V. Johnson, who has
returned from trip to New York.
Miss Clara Bliss, who has been visit
ing friends in town, left Wednesday for
Enfield, \. H., to visit her sister, Mrs.
Fred Pitkin.