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The Richmond Virginian. (Richmond, Va.) 1910-1920, 1916-06-23

Here Is recipe that 10 over 100
years old. and a standard one In the
family that has handed II down and
passed 1t on to many others. Formu-
la: One pound OF brown sugar. one
cup OF butter. one tablespoon OF lard
the lard makes them crisper and
more delicate than when all butter
Is used-one tablespoon OF milk, one
quart OF -four. two eggs. a half tea
spoon of mixed spices. one teasy Ooh
OF ground cinnamon and one tea
spoon OF baking powder mixed In the
-four. Mix likp loaf cake. roll thin,
and cut out with a fancy cutter.
The Richmond Virginian. (Richmond, Va.) 1910-1920, 1916-06-23

The Yelled Prophet OF oanussl.
The head Of the sanussiyyah Of north
Africa and Arabia, the sheikh es-sa-
nusst, preserves the mystery Of the or
der BY himself being veiled No one
save hin visiers may gaze upon his ga
cred person. And no sultan ever ruled
his vfxteRs with q nrmer hand than
does TIN sovereign.
Under the vixiers are the m'kadems.
VINO arc the chiefs OF the order In their
various dfstrfcts--locsl governors. ~ It
were These officials In turn are serv-
ed BY q star Of subordinates, who keep
thsm Informed Of all things Of interest
b the order. Once each year tho m'ka-
dems gather In tho secret city, but
what transpires there w can only
guess At Ono thing II certain-the
taxes they have collected In their dis
tricts are them turned into the general
treasury.
Ths location Of this secret city, which
bears tho name Of Jof. can be found on
the map. but no Christian lives who
can ten you how the road to It runs,
for NO Christian traveller has ever been
there or at least has ever returned
thence.-Christian Herald.
The Richmond Virginian. (Richmond, Va.) 1910-1920, 1916-06-23
so, 900 COLLEGE MEN
GIVE TO MISSIONS

During the last academic year
G9l4-15) the American and Cana
dian students assisted by friends and
faculty members, contributed the
magnificent sum OF $21S,652 for mis-
sions. The number Of students con-
tributing was sixty thousand.
The Richmond Virginian. (Richmond, Va.) 1910-1920, 1916-06-23
BIBLES PRESENTED TO
WEST POINT BOYS

A very impressive service was held
in the chapel Of the United States
Military Academy at West Point on
Sunday morning, April 8. 1915. when
the forty sixth annual presentation
of Bibles to the members of the grad
uating class was made by the Ameri-
can Tract Society. The entire cadet
corps. numbering nearly six hundred
men, was present in full uniform
The Richmond Virginian. (Richmond, Va.) 1910-1920, 1916-06-23
Computs4aon Of Tlms.

There Is no uniform rule adhered to
by an tho cases AZ to tho computation
Of time where the last day for tho do
ing Of an act falls on Sunday. states
Willis A. ostrich In Case and Com
ment The rule sustained by tho weight
Of authority is that where an act Is re-
Quired to be done within a given time
and the last day Of that time falls on
Sunday, the act may be done on the
Monday following.
Tho rule as thus announced has been
established by statute In most states
providing that. II the last day on which
an act ID to be done falls on Sunday
Or holiday. that day IL to b excluded
IN tho computation Of time. Under
these statutes the general rule IN that
when an act II to be done on a day
which happens to be Sunday It may
b done on the Monday following. but
the rule II not universal nor generally
applicable to oil questions Of computa-
ton Of time.
The Richmond Virginian. (Richmond, Va.) 1910-1920, 1916-06-23
PROVIDENCE GRAYS DEFEAT
TORONTO LEAFS IN ELEVENTH

Providence, r. l.. June 2z.-Sin giles
by Shean. Onslow and Tutwiler broke
up an overtime game here today and
scored the winning run in the eleventh
inning OF 7 to 8 contest. giving the
Grays the edge on the Toronto Leafs
In the first game of the series. Easrs,
playing in the outfield. was the feature
of the contest
The score.
The Richmond Virginian. (Richmond, Va.) 1910-1920, 1916-06-23
RueselI yields Two Hits.

st. Louis. June 22.-with Russell
in the box the White Sox romped away
with a to 0 win over the Browns to-
day. Russelrs pitching was 90 bf-
fective that he set down the opposition
with two hits and a pass. The Sox
counted their first run in the seventh
and the other in the eighth. The
first was the result Of an error, but
the second was legitimate, the visitors
punching their three singles.
The Richmond Virginian. (Richmond, Va.) 1910-1920, 1916-06-23

Muek NaVe SeeFned Queer.
"Do you know. Marthy, when saw
Joel fust OF after gettin' TO the college
for my nrst visit with him I thought
he was plum loony."
why. how was that, Sam1T
"A young Teller told mo he was NEST
likely down on the courts. and went
the way he pinted and found our joel
knockin' q rubber ball over q ash net
an yellin' he loved everybody."-Ex-
change.
The Richmond Virginian. (Richmond, Va.) 1910-1920, 1916-06-23

Summary: Two-base hits-kopf. MIL
Ter Lamar Carlstrom. Jackson. Sacri-
fce fies-Russell. Onslow. Sacrifice
hits--Lamar. Triple. Crane. Miller. Nc
Donald. Bases stolen-By NeAvoy.
Twombiy. Russell. Hummell. kepp.
Double plays-Kopf TO Crane to Rus
sell; Crane to Kopf to Russell. Base on
balis-Or Triple, 4; off Morrisette. 4:
of Bader. 7.
off Bader /. Batters hit-By Bsder
tRitter and Crane). Struck out--By
Triple 0: by Morrisette. /. by Bader.
g. Passed bali--Onslow. Left on bases
Baltimore. IL: Buffalo. 4. First base
on errors-Baitimore. 2; Buffalo. 8.
T!me-f:xT. Umptre-Hart.
The Richmond Virginian. (Richmond, Va.) 1910-1920, 1916-06-23

dlodelphta- June 22.-.After LOSING
y Straight the Athletics won a
III game today. 4 to 2. at the
- OF Rice. a sensational recruit.
p second half Of double bill the
tors came back and pounded
philadelphia pitchers for a 8 to
tory.
ers. who pitched the first game
Philadelphia was wild. walking
nsn. but tho Senators could do
lnx In the pinchesL Rice gave way
allia In the sixth.
Fly LA3ofe surprised the fans by
lnE TOUR bases. two In each game.
The Richmond Virginian. (Richmond, Va.) 1910-1920, 1916-06-23
COUNT OKUMA MAKES
REMARKABLE ADMISSION

Count Okuma, the Japanese Prime
Minister. in an address at the Jubi-
lee OF Protestant Missions in Tokyo.
said. The Sages of China and ia
pan have taught many noble truths,
but they have too much neglected
the spiritual. Now. no nation which
neglects the spiritual can permanent
ly prosper Modern civilization
takes its rise from the teachings OF
the Sage Of Judea. in whom alone Is
found the dynamic of progress"
The Richmond Virginian. (Richmond, Va.) 1910-1920, 1916-06-23

SUMMARY IWU~UdSE
Wilson. Three-base hits - Bescher.
Wagner, Baird. Stolen bases--Wagner,
Costello, Wilson. Sacrifice hits-Johns-
ton, viox, 2. Double plays-Gonzalea
and Hornsby; Baird and Johnston
Wagner and Johnston. Base on balls
on williams. .; OF Jacobs. 4. Struck
out-By williams, 4: by Jacobs. 3.
Umpires--Harrison and Rigler. Time
2:02.
The Richmond Virginian. (Richmond, Va.) 1910-1920, 1916-06-23
Nehf Starts Rally.

New York, June 22.-Nehf had the
better OF Schauer in pitchers duel
today. the Braves taking the final
game of the series from the Giants.
8 to /. In eleven innings Nshfs own
single started the rally which gave
the Braves the game. He was sAcri-
ficed to second and scored on Evers
single. Compton's hit scored Evers
The Richmond Virginian. (Richmond, Va.) 1910-1920, 1916-06-23
THE NORTHERN NECK MUTUAL

IL tho only fire association offer
ing rates at actual cost Old-line
companies have recently raised rates.
The Northern Neck Mutual Fire As
ISOLATION. Irvington. Va. tnsures your
dwelling for a little less than any 9TH
er concern; and stores, merchandise
factories, oyster houses, etc. At about
ONE-HALF THE PRICE asked by
others. Save money. Write them.
(Twenty years oldl.
The Richmond Virginian. (Richmond, Va.) 1910-1920, 1916-06-23
Washington.

atted for Galiia X ninth.
bre by innings: r.
Rdeiphia ..o10 100 o2s-4
n1ngton 900 o3o ooo--2
nmary: Hits-Or Rice, in
on Gallia- In Q 3-3. Two base
-OtrurN. LA5cie, Foster. Struck
BY Myers. Z; by Rice, /; by Gal
Double plays-Morgan 10 Judge;
IAjcis to McInnis; Myers, witt
c1nnis; Walsh. MoInnis, Pick to
Base on balls-On Rice, g.;
Myers. 10: of GalliA, /. Hit BY
led baIi-Ry Myers (Henry).
tree-Owens and Connolly. Time
The Richmond Virginian. (Richmond, Va.) 1910-1920, 1916-06-23

summary: Sacrif1ce hits-Fabrique.
Manning Stolen oases-Eayrs, Black
burn. Onslow. Two-base hits-Shean,
Powcr. Graham. Manning. Three
base hit-Rehg. Home run--Ttncup.
Base on balls-Off lineup, s; of
shocker. 2: of schultx. .. Struck out
BY lineup. 3; by Schults. I; by
shocker, s; by Herbert. !: By Man
The Richmond Virginian. (Richmond, Va.) 1910-1920, 1916-06-23

Summary: Thrce-base hIt-Burns.
Two-base hits-Maranvifle, KnufY.
Base on halls-On 0chauer, 3. Struck
out--By Nehf. 2; by Schauer. Z.
Stolen bases-Maranvills, Evera. 2:
Collins Compton, Gowdy. sacrihce
hit-Maranville. Sacrifice hy--Rob-
ertson. Double plays-Evers. Maran-
vile ana Konetchy: Nehf. Maranvflle
and Konetchy Doyle. Fletcher and
Msrkie. Unnpires-Byron and Quig-
ley. Tme-z hours and minutes.
The Richmond Virginian. (Richmond, Va.) 1910-1920, 1916-06-23
F,ngaxement Announcea.

Mr.. and Mrs. r. H. Dyson. Of this
city. announce the engagement and
approaching marriage OF their daush-
ter. Mary Magdalene. to DR.. Cyril
Iredell Sease. Of South Carolina Tho
wedding to take place In July.
The Richmond Virginian. (Richmond, Va.) 1910-1920, 1916-06-23

Pfttsburg, Juno 22.-Pittsburg de-
feated st. Louis today by . score of
8 to I in . game featured with the
heavy hitting Of Wagner and Hinch-
man, who. with Wilson. drove in near
iy all the home teams runs Jacobs
was unsteady. but quick fielding plays
pulled him out OF trouble. williams'
support wobbled when he was being
hit hard. NJ
81. Louis.
Players ABB. r. H O. A. n
Betzel 1b. .6 o
The Richmond Virginian. (Richmond, Va.) 1910-1920, 1916-06-23
COOLERS ARE blAhktl

Continued From Sixth Page.)
Ray. Pahiman, Wratten and Walters.
First on balls-On Ray, 4; of Turner.
4. Struck out--By Ray, 13; by Turn
or, /. Double play-Turner to Gal
lagher to Morpeth. Left on bases
Newport News. 8: Norfolk. II. Hit
by pitcher-Lake (2). Bruce. Time
Lbs Umpire-Walsh-
The Richmond Virginian. (Richmond, Va.) 1910-1920, 1916-06-23
Virginia Beach
G. & O.

c. d O fast trains leaving Rich
mond $50 A. NJ. II noon and I p. M.
connect at Norfolk with Norfolk South
arm for Virginia Beach Virginia Beach
trains leave Norfolk from City Hall
Avenue. only about two blocks from
c. d O. Station
The most delightful route TO the
seashorA
The Richmond Virginian. (Richmond, Va.) 1910-1920, 1916-06-23

Summary: Hits--On Bush. In Is
on wyckon. 1 in .. Two-bass hits
Witt, schang. Three-bass hit--Foster.
Struck out-By Bush. /; by Dumont. 3.
Double plays-Bush. LAjoie to Mcrnnis.
2. Base on baIis-oh Majors, 3; of Du-
mont. /; or Bush. /: OF wyckotf. 3.
Hit by pitched ball-By wyckoff. Fos-
ter. Umpires-Connoily and Owens.
Time-1:54.
The Richmond Virginian. (Richmond, Va.) 1910-1920, 1916-06-23
Several Bible classes are being cor

Ut 1oiuf1 tioSscs III UeIiIg CUI-
Quoted in Marking by missionaries
OF the Christian Church. The enroll
ment at the Drum Tower numbers
1856; at the South Gate tmen), IA;
and women at the South Gate, IS.
The Richmond Virginian. (Richmond, Va.) 1910-1920, 1916-06-23

Chicago ......,.......o 900 600 100
st. Louis 900 600 600
Summary: Two-base hits-Fournier.
Austin. Struck out-By sisler. 3: by
Russell. 2. Double play-Borton. unas-
sisted. Base on balls--Or Sisier. .: off
Russell. l. Sacrifice hft-weaver UNI
pires-Dineen and Chill. Time--i:1s.
The Richmond Virginian. (Richmond, Va.) 1910-1920, 1916-06-23

6nllth, 3, OF Bender, !. STUCK out
BY Bender, 3; by Smith. 2: by Mar
guard. l. Wild pitch--Smith. Hit by
pitched hail--By Bender (Mowry. OIL
son). Hits-On Smith, in 8: OF
Dell. In /: of Vanguard, In Q; off
Bender. IL in 8: off Mayer. in 2.
Two-base htts--NiehoH Cutshaw.
Sacrifice aies-Cravath. Burns. Stolen
Passengers, Cutshaw. Olson, Nc
Carly. Umpires-Orth and O'Day.
Tfme2:i7.
The Richmond Virginian. (Richmond, Va.) 1910-1920, 1916-06-23

Ere By inningp: r. n. q.
Anapolis ..o6o 90 ooo--l 4
CITY 1000 1o3 o1s--5 10
aksnoerg and Schang; Regan and
~ Umpfres-Friel and Connolly.
Second Game.
ore By innings: r. H. z.
napolis 100 Gao of4--s IS 3
City 100 o40 1911 II
1ndse. Willis, Rogge and Schang;
cher. Coreham. HUMPHREYS and
eve, Berry. Umpires-Conno1ly
frtei
The Richmond Virginian. (Richmond, Va.) 1910-1920, 1916-06-23
First Game.

First Game.
ore by innings: r. II. e.
fnous .....110 900 0a2-s Ii 8
peapofis 200 031 000-4 5 /
eorge and Coleman: Burk and
Umptres---Knapp and Murray.
Second Game.
ore by innings: r. II. e.
INDUS 49,. 900 o20 Oo0-2 s 8
heApolis .010 900 03s-4 0
odgett and Coleman; williams
Land. Umptres--Murray and
'pp.
Z0fe BY innings: r.. II. e.
willie 100 100 500 s 2
Aukee 900 001 0o0-1 Z
ethrop and Williams; Fasth and
man. Umpires-McCorm and
len.
ledo-St. Paul. no game, rain.
The Richmond Virginian. (Richmond, Va.) 1910-1920, 1916-06-23

Dument. .. .....s go
--
Totals ..........ts ~ IL l
Score by innings: r..
Philadelphia .......... .oe1 600 ooc--l
washtnEton . oo2 o3o l0l--S
The Richmond Virginian. (Richmond, Va.) 1910-1920, 1916-06-23
BROOkLy DODGERS GET

Continued From Sixth Page)
Score by innings: r.
Philadelphia ... 600 200 500
Brooklyn ...... 800 o1o 04s--S
Summary: Base on bails-On
The Richmond Virginian. (Richmond, Va.) 1910-1920, 1916-06-23
RITTER IS DEFEATED

Continued From sixth Page.)
The Washburn times. [volume] (Washburn, Wis.) 1896-1976, 1916-07-20
Sunday Should Be Made Day Of Joy
By REV. JOHN HAYNES HOLMES
Pastor Unitarian Church Of the Messiah. New York

quickest destroy the Sabbath would be to set apart
day which does not belong believe the Lord has all the time ne
needs 1t day not to be protected
but gorfes that day by dancing singing
playing baseball he may be clarifying God
keep Sunday sacred the that must insist on its
being which business aside far possible IN which
do not have undergo the that higher interests
Of recreation sports and of inspiration such religious
symphony concerts have chance Otherwise would
lose Sunday altogether institution Even the commercial purveng
of amusemens should be reduced to But the day should
day joy of the highest JOY have learned how to
The Washburn times. [volume] (Washburn, Wis.) 1896-1976, 1916-07-20
ESCORTS WHO LACK COURTESY

Lives there within thy nature hid
The demon spirit change,
Shedding a passing glory still
On all things new and strange? Il
It may not be thy fault alone, but shield
my heart
Against thine own. e.
It is presumably the wish of every
young man who invites a young wom-
an out to an evening entertainment
to make the occasion as much of a
pleasure to her as is possible, but
once in a while the best intentioned
men fall into errors Of Judgment. No
reasonable young woman expects that
he will willfully blind his eyes to the
near presence of other women-his at
tention riveted on her only. She does
expect, however, that he will not show
open admiration for other girls while
he is acting as her escort, to the dis
paragement of herself.
The flirting escort does not really
wish to give the girl to whom all his
chiyalry is due one heart throb of
chagrin. He is simply careless,
thoughtless. He should try to real
ize how uncomfortable, not Ito say
openly angry, he would be If she per-
sistently made eyes at the cookbook
ing man in the ballroom. on the street,
or at any place he was escorting her.
A spirited young man would con-
tinue to treat her with the utmost
courtesy, taking no notice Of the fact
that she was belittling him, but when
he babe her good night at her door,
it would be for the last time. 1t
would be his own fault If he allowed
himself to be imposed on at another
time. T. .f@s tt~ sfst
The young man who takes girl
out for either a walk or trolley or
street-car ride should strive his ut
most to be as entertaining as posi-
Bile. To walk or ride long distance
by her side without exchanging so
much as word with her would. be
apt to nettle the pride and arouse the
anger OF the most amiable girl In the
The Washburn times. [volume] (Washburn, Wis.) 1896-1976, 1916-07-20

world. 1t is the little attentions
which constitute courtesy-offering
her the protection of his arm, if they
are walking after nightfall; handing
her carefully out of the vehicle, If
they have been riding; seeing to 1T
that she shall have no dull, depress1
ing moments. On crowded car
where conversation should not be in
dulged in to any extent, his ever-re-
curing glance and smile will assure
her that she is having his undivided
attention.
1t Is a strain upon any young wom-
ans nerves to have to do all the talk
ing rather than have absolute silence
reign. 1t must not be forgotten that
all young men are by no means COM
pletely at their ease in the presence
of young women whom they admire
sincerely. airs. -alA'+ @-f@ 3.
The bashful man Is apt to be awk-
ward and actually forget the little
courtesies which mean so much to
the feminine. sex. A good-natured
young woman will show courtesy in
putting him at his ease by adroitly
veering the conversation around to
ordinary subjects that he can reply
to without being confused or racking
his brain for words to say the right
thing.
A man or woman may be jewel in
the rough, but it is the perfected jewel
that is admired and duly appreciated.
= courteous man makes friends wher-
ever he goes. The man who lacks
courtesy, no matter how well meaning
he may be, is his own worst enemy,
and is responsible for his lack Of pop
ularity.
The Washburn times. [volume] (Washburn, Wis.) 1896-1976, 1916-07-20
Public Demand for Better Hygienic Laws
CanBeO btainedO Only DISQUALIFICATION
BY DR.. WILLIAM COLBY RUCKER
Assistant Surgeon-General Of United States

Owing of the United States public health the
years. you railroad the United
States knowing safe do because its purity has been certified
States This being extended to
steamboats,
Capitalization Of public health research work in the hands OF
federal has made for great economy and efficiency Our
that hygnc laws can't be enforced unless the people
The only create public demand for their
enforcement through education Through ereopcon loan library
great army volunteer lecturers public health who
million people At the expenditure of wocen
stamp of this library Through the
Health News we reach 100000 people every day with the gospel
hygiene goes 1900 newspapers of the United States
Through magazines the country reach 100000 people
month 5-~>
The Washburn times. [volume] (Washburn, Wis.) 1896-1976, 1916-07-20
Bi-Cameral Rule Best for the Home
By HELEN KELLER

Every household should be ruled by bcma governments con-
United States the Porto Rcans The
should the house representatives OF the family In
this government will fbung hope, lobbying
Thus the would all vital measures and the woman would
dispose control the disposal of supplies principally
did among some of the primitive tribes
Every marriage should have love and both and woman should
sight of the happiness their children The state should pay
upkp each child for there greater service to the state
gift of chda greater service than the building OF a
warshp Besides warshps good without Woman furnishes
the absolutely Her services are fundamental IN
Iwartm of
The Washburn times. [volume] (Washburn, Wis.) 1896-1976, 1916-07-20

world was coming to If fashionable
restaurants were filled night after
night by women who were aged enough
to sit in the chimney corner at home
nursing their rheumatic twinges and
hardening arteries who strolled in
leaning upon the arm of inexperienced
youths in their early twenties, wined
and dined them, hopping up and taking
to the waxed dancing floor every time
the band struck up new fox trot or
dance fad of the hour? The elderly
Beau Brummels consider that they are
quite within their rights in escorting
the youngest and prettiest girl they
know. They do not look to her for
wit, vivacity or interesting converse
ton. All that is required of her is to
sit and look youthful and listen.
They escort the girl home, satisfied
with themselves, believing beyond all
shades of doubt that they have given
the maiden a delightful evening amid
the music, fine dinner, lights, flowers
and dancing. Nine out of ten very
young girls might accept the elderly
beau's hospitality with charming grace.
She has enjoyed everything to the full.
There was but one thing lacking to
make her evening an ideal one and
that was youthful companionship. All
the wealth of the Indies cannot turn
back the wheel of time, changing an
old beau into young one, or cause the
heart of youth to beat in the breast
where an old head sits on the Shout
ders. The old, dapper beau may have
swallowed the whole encyclopedia of
has never been able to figure out the
correctness Of other peoples notion
about youth and age being incompati-
BILE in the love scheme. OF course there
are cases where middle-aged, aye, even
elderly, men have welded youthful
loves and lived happily ever after, but
these cases, like angels visits, are
few and far between. It would be diff
fcult to imagine a youth enthusing
overmuch over the caressing hand
clasp of the middle-aged spinster or
even the alluring widow of forty,
plump and still good to look upon.
Old heads will always appreciate
young hearts, but will young hearts al
ways find their chief delight in the
companionship of old heads? Upon
this mooted question someone has
somewhere said, I'm growing old, some
men become more foolish-yet more
wise," to which Byron has added:
Time, who changes all, had altered him
In soul and aspect as in age:-y years
steal
Fire from the mind as vigor from the
limb III
And life's enchanted cup but sparkles
near the brinl. tF
In choosing companions, one should
attempt to strike happy medium in
regard to years. Youth has its hopes.
ambitions and dreams yet to be real
lied. Age clamps the lid down or
hopes and ambition. Age banks upon
its experiences. ~
The Washburn times. [volume] (Washburn, Wis.) 1896-1976, 1916-07-20
College Aids Preparedness When 1t Does
We'll the Work for Which 1t Was Founded
By HENRY S. PRITCHETT
President Carnegie Foundation for Advancement Of Teaching

college of today does its best service for
parednes the military when does well the work for which
has developed it's halls youths whose minds
work. who know thoroughly things who
acquired of dscpne whose souls open to the
for DEVOTION and whose
cepton Of Of other mems opinions
patient with other mems pud be unmoved by the hatred which
grows up 50 easily in the world.
they will do their best to the military profession they
insist that this profession be always high plane that service in the
shall attract the youth of highest ability and of the finest
character the train the nation in readiness fol-
the future may bring shall onsecrate themselves to pro
noble unfsh fruitful any that American citizen can
hope to enter.
The Washburn times. [volume] (Washburn, Wis.) 1896-1976, 1916-07-20
FRECKLES
Now IL the Time to Get Rid of These
Ugly Spots.

There's no longer the slightest need OF
feeling ashamed of your freckles. as the
prescription othine-double strengths
guaranteed to remove these homely spots;
Simply get an ounce Of othine-douole
little of it night and morning and you
should soon see that even the worst freckies
ones have vanished entirely. It is seldom
that more than one ounce is needed to com.
pletely clear the skin and gain beautiful
clear complexion.
Be sure to ask for the double strength
othine, as this is sold under guarantee or
money back If It fails to remove freckleA-
Adv.
The Washburn times. [volume] (Washburn, Wis.) 1896-1976, 1916-07-20

fooling the world
at large and espe-
cially women in
sregar d. to his
age? If he has
reached the half
century mark, a
person could not
pet his vanity
better than by
telling him that
he does not look
to be forty. Talk
about the vanity
Of women! 1t
does not compare
with that of man
if he is actually
vain.
What w gu ! d
npOn1n think the
The Washburn times. [volume] (Washburn, Wis.) 1896-1976, 1916-07-20
The Bow of IL.

A boy wanted dog, and the rich
uncle said: "Well, Eddie. suppose /
give you two hundred dollars for a
dog. Would you spend that whole sum
on one dog, or would you buy a pretty
good dog and put the rest OF the
money in the savings bank?" "Well.
uncle" replied Eddie, IF you leave
it to me, would buy two hundred one
dollar dogs"