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Rocky Ford enterprise., 1916-01-28
THE NEWEST REMEDY FOR
BACKACHE, RHEUMATISM AND DROPSY

Kidney, Bladder and Uric Acid trou-
bles bring misery to many. When
the kidneys are weak or diseased,
these natural filters do not cleanse
the blood sufficiently, and the poisons
are carried to all parts OF the body.
There follow depression, aches and
pains. heaviness, drowsiness. irrita-
bility. headaches, chilliness and rheu-
matism. In some people there are sharp
pains in the back and loins. distressing
bladder disorders and sometimes obsti-
nate dropsy. The uric acid sometimes
forms into gravel or kidney stones.
When the uric acid Affects the muscles
and Joints 1t causes lumbago, rheuma-
tism. gout or sciatica- This is the time
to send DR.. Pierce. Invalids' Hotel.
Buffalo, N. Y. 10c for large trial pack
age OF "Anuric"
During digestion uric acid is alb
sorbed into the system from meat
Rocky Ford enterprise., 1916-01-28

eaten, and even from some vegetables
The poor kidneys get tired and back
ache begins. This Is good time to
take "Anuric," the new discovery OF
DR.. Pierce for Kidney trouble and Back
ache. Neglected kidney trouble is
responsible for many deaths, and In.
surance Company examining doctors
always test the water OF an applicant
before a policy will be issued. Have
you ever set aside n bottle of water
for twenty-four hours? A heavy sedi-
ment or settling sometimes indicates
kidney trouble. If you wish to know
your condition send a sample of your
water to DR.. Pierce's Invalids' Hotel,
Buffalo, N. Y, and describe symptoms.
1t Will be examined without any ex-
pense to you, and DR.. Pierce or his
medical stan will inform you truthfully.
Anuric is now for sale by dealers, in
SOC pck'gS
Rocky Ford enterprise., 1916-01-28
Urge Tax on Mail Order Business.

In a list of important resolutions
adopted at the concluding session al
the convention of the Colorado Re
tail Hardware and Implement Deal
ers' Association was one indorsing
the measure pending in Congress for
per cent tax on interstate mail Or
der business, the proceeds to be de
voted to the construction of good
roads. Adolph Unfug, Walsenburg
was elected president; J. r. Lowell
Colorado Springs: w. s. Cox. Silver
City, N. NJ, and w. II. Enderly,
Thermopolis, Wyo.. vice presidents.
Rocky Ford enterprise., 1916-01-28
QUITE A REGULAR ATTENDANT
John Inclined to Resent insinuation
That He HabituaIIy Stayed Away
From Church.

What's that song they're singing
now?"
"'Rock of Ages"
Rock of Ages?' Well, that's the
first time / ever heard those words
to Rock of Ages and that's the first
time ! ever heard that tune to it..
Must be something new. Nice win
dow they got there, amt it?"
"Ye-e-es. / should say it is!"
Il don't think I'll care much for
your new preacher-don't like his col
lar"
"John!"
We'll, don't! And l don't like the
way he says idear,' neither. II your
other preacher hadn't talked like he
had n lot of potato in his mouth all
the time, I'd have come oftener. Lots
of times I came here just on your ac
count. and sat here in misery"
Yes, how many times were you
here In the last year,"
Wasn't ! here last Children's day?"
Rocky Ford enterprise., 1916-01-28
Turkish Loaf Candy.

Toast one-fourth pound shelled
almonds tblanched) and one-half
pound shelled walnuts in the oven un-
I'll delicate brown. Cut one-eighth
pound figs and one-eighth pound can
died pineapple into strips. Work these
ingredients together with one-fourth
pound seeded raisins. into the fondant.
which has been favored with vanilla.
Shape into a loaf and cover on all
sides with melted chocolate. When
hard and ready for use, cut in slices.
Mothers Magazine.
Rocky Ford enterprise., 1916-01-28
SCANDAL QUICK TO SPREAD
How It Comes That indianapolis Lady
Is UnjustIy Accused of Smok-
ing Cob Pipe.

Quite a number of indianapolis peo-
pie have cottages in Brown county, to
which they go to spend the weekend.
Among these are Mr.. and Mrs. H,
who have a cozy log house on hill
side near Nashville. Mr.. H is fond
of a pipe, particularly of a cob pipe.
The other day, having mislaid or lost
this solace of his resting hours, he
called his boy-of-all-work and said:
Josh, go to the grocery and get me
a cob pipe. Well, get two while you're
at it and pick out good ones"
AS Josh came out of the grocery
with the pipes in his hand, he was
hailed by n group of acquaintances:
Hello, Josh, where did you get them
pipes?"
Mr.. H sent me fur en-"
Sent y fur two"
"Yep."
We'll, one of 'em mus be fer the
missus. Dinged if | knew before that
she smoked"
And now the news is abroad in the
Brown county hills that Mrs. H
smokes cob pipe.-Indianapolis
News.
Rocky Ford enterprise., 1916-01-28
Coal Mine Accidents Grow Less.

The number of fatal accidents in
Colorado's coal mines decreased to
five deaths for every 1000 men EN-.
ployed, the lowest average in years, in
1915, while the coal production in
creased 43i.G27 tons. according to sta.
tistics compiled by James Dalrymple,
chief state coal mine inspector. In
1913 the average of deaths was Sc
men to every 1000 employed, and in
1914 it was Z. The total coal produc.
tion in 1915 was S.G9G.o5O tons. The
average number of men employed was
12,4S4.
Rocky Ford enterprise., 1916-01-28
ALL WORTH SAMPLING
VARIETY OF DUMPLINGS TO SUIT
ALL TASTES.
May Be Made the Chief Part of Meal
or Only 4 Course Of the Menu
as May Be Desired for
the Meal.

Chicken DumpIines.-Mix and sift
three level teaspoonfuls of baking pow.
der and one-half level teaspoonful OF
salt with two cups of flour. Add suf.
ficient milk to make soft dough. Roll
lightly on Toured board and cut into
small biscuits. Place on a creased pie
plate in a steamer and cook 20 min.
utes. Do not move or uncover the
steamer while the dumplings are cook.
ing. Do not start to make the dunn.
plinBs until the chicken is tender. 1t
can wait, but not the dumplings.
Soft DumpIines.-One cupful of fine.
ly chopped beef suet, one generous
pint of flour; one teaspoonful of black
pepper. IL teaspoonfuls of salt. Mix
well together and add enough cold wa
ter to make as thick as biscuit dough.
Roll out and cut with biscuit cut
ter or knife, drop into boiling water
and cook for one-half hour, drain and
serve hot. Serve with roast meat, or
the dumplings may be slightly Drowned
in the oven after boiling. They are
also good added to a meat stew.
Liver DumpITngs.-Chop one-half
pound of liver and one-fourth pound OF
bacon, uncooked. as fine as possible.
Beat two eggs lightly and add one
fourth cupful of butter to them. Then
add the meat, the seasonings of
chopped parsley. white herbs. salt and
pepper, and 1k cupfuls of bread
crumbs, adding more bread crumbs if
necessary. This will depend on the
softness or dryness of the crumbs and
on the size of the eggs. The mixture
should be Just stiff enough to make
paste which can be formed into balls.
Divide into portions, roll smoothly in
the hands and poach in boiling water
before boiling, cooking about fifteen
minutes.
Potato OumpIInes.-Grate four cold
boiled potatoes and add to them one
cupful of stale bread crumbs soaked in
little milk, just enough to moisten,
also one cupful of bread crumbs
crisped in a little butter or drippings.
Add two eggs. two tablespoonfuls of
-four and seasoning OF salt, pepper and
nutmeg. Form into medium-sized
balls and steam or boil 20 minutes.
Turn on to a serving dish and sprinkle
with the remaining fried bread crumbs.
Drip DumpIinss.-Three eggs, one
half cupful of milk. two tablespoonfuls
of butter. one cupful of -four, one-half
teaspoonful OF salt, one-sixteenth tea
spoonful Of pepper and grating of
nutmeg. Break the whites of the eggs
into a cup and add enough milk to fill
the cup. Mix with the butter and
-four in a spider and stir as 1t boils
until 1t leaves the spider clean. When
cool, stir in the yolks well and season
to taste. Drop from a teaspoon into
boiling soup five minutes before serv-
ing.
Cornmeal Dumpiings.-Scald four
cupfuls of cornmeal with a sufficient
quantity of hot liquid in which ham
has been boiled, add a dash of salt.
stir together well. make into balls and
dip INTO the ham liquor when it is very
hot. Boil for twenty or twenty five
minutes. occasionally stirring to keep
from sticking to the kettle.
Rocky Ford enterprise., 1916-01-28
BIG EATERS HAVE BAD
KIDNEYS AND BACKACHE
Back Is Hurting or Kidneys and
Bladder Trouble You.

The American men and women must
guard constantly against Kidney trou.
BILE. because we eat too much and all
our food is rich. Our blood is filled
with uric acid which the kidneys
strive to filter out. they weaken from
overwork, become sluggish; the elimi-
native tissues clog and the result is
kidney trouble. bladder weakness and
a general decline in health.
When your kidneys feel like Jumps
of lead: your back hurts or the urine
is cloudy, full of sediment or you are
obliged to seek relief two or three
times during the night; If you suffer
with sick headache or dizzy. nervous
spells. acid stomach, or you have rheu-
matism when the weather is bad. get
from your pharmacist about four
ounces of Jad Salts; take a table
spoonful in glass of water before
breakfast for few days and your kid
neys will then act fine. This famous
salts is made from the acid of grapes
and lemon Juice. combined with lithia,
and has been used for generations to
flush and stimulate clogged kidneys:
to neutralize the acids in the urine SO
it no longer is a source Of irritation,
thus ending bladder disorders.
Jad Salts is inexpensive; cannot in
jure, makes delightful effervescent
Whitewater beverage, and belongs In
every home, because nobody can make
mistake by having a good kidney
flushing any time.-Adv.
Rocky Ford enterprise., 1916-01-28
STATECAPITOL
NEWS
Western Newspaper Union News Service.
WOULD GUST STATE TAX BOARD.
County Commissioners Instruct Com
mittee to Draft Bill for Aboii-
tion of Taxation Body.

Denver.-A resolution recommend
ing the abclishment of the Colorado
Tax Commission and instructing the
judiciary committee to draft bill to
be initiated for that purpose was
adopted at the meeting of the county
commissioners. The resolution de-
clared that the commission had been
unfair and unjust and had raised the
taxes in various counties without in
vestigation or justification.
The resolution, which was intro
duced by w. r. Pyke, county commits
sioner of Alamosa county, follows:
BE it resolved by, the board of
county commissioners of Colorado.
That it is the consensus of opinion
that the State Tax Commission has
been unjust and unfair and has
raised the taxes of various counties
without investigation or justification; /;
therefore, be it
Resolved, That the abolition of
the State Tax Commission be recon-
mended and the judiciary committee
instructed to draft bill to initiate
law to be voted on at the next gen.
eral election to abolish the commits
sion.
The commissioners took steps to
learn the intentions of the Union Pa
cific Railroad regarding it's 400 feet
right of way through certain coun-
ties. Governor Carlson agreed to aid
in the investigation to determine the
present status of the situation.
The report of the resolutions COM
mittee included the following:
That laws should be enacted for
the protection of roads from itinerant
stock and the prevention Of indis-
criminate grazing.
That the state should reimburse
counties for the care of consumptives
coming from other states and that
steps should be taken to regulate this
class of immigration.
That penalties should be provided
for thrashing machines and other
heavy loads breaking bridges.
That stringent speed laws for auto
mobiles on state and county roads
should be enacted
That the State Highway Commits
sion should cooperate with good
roads organizations and commercial
bodies in the issuance of general
road book for Colorado. The old of
ficers were all reelected.
Rocky Ford enterprise., 1916-01-28
"CASCARETS" FOR
LIVER, BOWELS
For sick headache, bad breath,
Sour Stomach and
constipation.
Get a 10-cent box now.


No odds how bad your liver, stomach
or bowels: how much your head
aches. how miserable and uncomfort-
able you are from constipation. indiges-
tion. biliousness and sluggish bowels
you always get the desired results
with Cascarets.
Don't let your stomach, liver and
bowels make you miserable. Take
Cascarets tonight; put an end to the
headache, biliousness, dizziness, nerv-
BUSINESS, sick, sour. gassy stomach,
backache and all other distress;
cleanse your inside organs Of all the
bile, gases and constipated matter
which is producing the misery.
A 10-cent box means health, happi.
ness and a clear head for months.
No more days of gloom and distress
II you will take Cascaret now and
then. All stores sell Cascarets. Don't
forget the children-their little in
sides need cleansing, too. Adv.
Rocky Ford enterprise., 1916-01-28
Metal Mining Association to Meet,

The third annual meeting of the
Colorado Metal Mining Association
will be held Feb. IL and 12 in Denver
Delegates from twenty-five mining
ounties will attend and it promises to
re one of the largest gatherings of
aiming men that has ever met in this
ity. Interesting discussion will come
'eforc the meeting. Industrial insur
nee for minos will be taken up and
he conservation measures of Franklin
K. Lane. secretary OF the interior, also
will be discussed.
Rocky Ford enterprise., 1916-01-28
RECIPE FOR GRAY HAIR.

To half pint of water add OF. Bay Rum, q
small box Of Barbo Compound, and x o. OF
glycerine. Apply to the hair twice week
until it becomes the desired shade. Any drug
gist can put this up or you can mix 1t at
darken streaiied, frded gray hair. and re-
moves dandruff. It is excellent for falling
hair and will make harsh hair soft and glossy.
1t will not color the scalp, is not sticky or
greasy, and does not rub oir.-Ady.
Rocky Ford enterprise., 1916-01-28
Prunes and Chestnuts.

Soak three-fourths pound of prunes
over night in Just enough water to
cover; then stew until tender Shell
and blanch one pound chestnuts and
cook in boiling, sailed water until ten.
der. Drain, then add them to the
prunes; add one slice of lemon and
slowly cook both until the prunes and
chestnuts are very tender and the Juice
of the prunes has become thick.
Rocky Ford enterprise., 1916-01-28
Government Gets Isnacio Tract.

Sixteen thousand acres OF land,
segregated in La Plata county under
the Carey act. to form what was
known as the lgnacio irrigation pro
ject, have been turned back to the
government through the action of the
State Land Board.
Rocky Ford enterprise., 1916-01-28
Evidently Hungry.

Waiter ito Westerner, who is in res.
taurant with city niece)-Shall ] bring
you a half portion, sir!
Westerner-A what?
Niece Gnterposing)- is the
way you order in these places, uncle.
Westerner-O 1t is, All right,
bring me a half-portion. and quarter
section of beef and few acres of
ceiery.-Judge.
Rocky Ford enterprise., 1916-01-28
Christmas Pound Cakes,

One pound butter, one pound sugar,
one pound of -four. one pound of eggs
usually eight. salt, one pound of
"aisins. little nutmeg. Put in just a
title baking powder. Bake this in
large tin and cut 1t into four small
sakes when done.
Rocky Ford enterprise., 1916-01-28
BenkeIman Estate Pays S777 Tax.

The state treasurer's department
received a check for s777, the inheri-
tance tax on the estate of Harry
Benkelman, Denver mining man,
who left property valued at s51,6OS.
On the estate of Margaret E. KidwelI
of Pueblo. which amounted to s32,-
963. the state got tax of s5O5.
Rocky Ford enterprise., 1916-01-28
Queen Cake.

One cupful sugar, one-half cupful
butter. one-half cupful milk. three
eggs. one cupful flour; stir sugar and
butter to cream, add the yolk of the
eggs with milk, then flour into which
has been stirred two heaping tea
spoonfuls baking powder and corn
starch; beat thoroughly together; add
whites of eggs beaten last.
Rocky Ford enterprise., 1916-01-28
stoekmen Talk About Inspection Laws

Governor Kendrick of Wyoming and
members of the Livestock Sanitary
Commission OF Wyoming met with
Governor Carlson and the Colorado
Livestock Inspection Board and dis
cussed uniform stock inspection laws
and cooperation in enforcement OF
such laws. A committee from the two
boards will continue the work.
Rocky Ford enterprise., 1916-01-28
Potato Rjssoles.

Season a pint of hot mashed pota-
toes to taste with salt, pepper, butter
and little hot cream. Add a we'll
beaten egg and mix in a cupful of fine
ly minced cold lamb. Form into balls,
roll in egg and fine bread crumbs and
fry in deep fat. Serve at once, gar
nished with crisp lettuce leaves.
Rocky Ford enterprise., 1916-01-28
PREPAREDNESSi
To Eortify The system Against Grip

when Grip is prevalent LAXATIVE BROMO
QUINISE should be taken, this combination
of Ouinine with other ingredients. destroys
germs acts as Tonic and Laxative and thus
keeps the system in condition to Withstand
Colds. Grip and Influenza. There is only one
3" BROMO QUININE." Z. W. GROVES sig
q uatupe on box. ssc.
Rocky Ford enterprise., 1916-01-28
Vague Questioning.

DO you believe in whipping?"
Please be a little specific; eggs
and cream, or children"
Rocky Ford enterprise., 1916-01-28
Probably nothing dispels girlish Il
lusions so quickly as marriage.

Use Murine after Exposure in Cold,
Refreshes and Promotes Eye Health.
Good for all Eyes that Need Care.
Murine Eye Remedy Co, Chicago,
Sends Eye Book on request.
Rocky Ford enterprise., 1916-01-28

Red Cross Bag Blue, much better. goes
farther than liquid blue. Get from any
grocer. Adv.
Rocky Ford enterprise., 1916-01-28
ARE YOUR KIDNEYS WEAK?
Thousands of Men and Women Have Kidney
Trouble and Never Suspect 1t.

ing increase and remarkable prevaleney
of kidney disease. While kidney dis
orders are among the most common dis
eases that prevail. they are almost tho
last recognized by patients. who usually
content fhemseives zVfth doetoring the
eGeets, while the original disease may
constantly undermine the system.
If you feel that your kidneys are the
cause of your sickness or run down con-
dition, try taking DR.. Kilmer's Swamp
Root, the famous kidney, liver and blad-
der remedy, because as soon as your kid
neys improve, they will help the other
organs to health.
Ii you are already convinced that
Swamp Root is what you need, you can
purchase the regular fifty-cent and one
dollar size bottles at all drug stores.
Don't make any mistake but remember
the name. DR.. Kilmer's Swamp-Root.
and the address Binghamton, N. Y, which
you will find on every bottle.
,ple size bottle of Swamp-Root by enclosing
n, N. Y. This gives you the opportunity
icine. They will also send you a book OF
the thousands of grateful letters received
Swamp Root to be just the remedy needed
value and success of Swamp Root are so
send for sample size bottle Address DR..
riting be sure and mention this paper.
Rocky Ford enterprise., 1916-01-28

Russian petroleum producers are ex-
periencing much Inconvenience from a
scarcity of steel wire rope.
Rocky Ford enterprise., 1916-01-28

DR.. Pierce's Pellets are best for liver,
bowels and stomach. One little Pellet for
a laxative-three for a cathartic.-Adv.
Rocky Ford enterprise., 1916-01-28

Nature warhs you when the track of
health is not clear. Kidney and bladder
troubles cause many annoying symptoms
and great inconvenience both day and
night.
Unhealthy kidneys may cause lumbago,
rheumatism. catarrh of the bladder, pain
or dull acho in the back, joints or mus
eles, at times have headache or indiges-
ton, as time passes you may have a sal
low completion, puffy or dark circles
under the eyes, sometimes feel as though
you had heart trouble. may have plenty
Of ambition but no strength, get weak
and lose flesh.
II such conditions are permitted to
continue, serious results may be expect
I'd; ikidnsy Trouble in its very worst
form may steal upon you.
PrevaIeney Of Kidney Disease.
Most people do not realize the alarm
SPECIAL NoTE-You may obtain a .ar
ten cents to DR.. Kllmer & Co., Binghamtt
to prove the remarkable merit of this met
valuable information, containing many of
frcp fnen and women who ray they found
in fney, liver and bladder troubles. Th
well Known that our readers are advised to
Ku,n.r n r. Rinah.mtop N " When -
Rocky Ford enterprise., 1916-01-28
To Clean Raincoat.

Sponge with a mixture of ether ant
.lcohol to which has been ADDED q
title ammonia.
Rocky Ford enterprise., 1916-01-28

The average walking pace of a
healthy man is rs steps minute.
Rocky Ford enterprise., 1916-01-28

Greeks are supposed to be the best
bargainers in the world.
Rocky Ford enterprise., 1916-01-28

Three Catholic bishops are serving
as privates in the French army.
Rocky Ford enterprise., 1916-01-28

Faint heart may win fair lady-with
a little assistance on her part.
Rocky Ford enterprise., 1916-01-28

Love is a dream; marriage is an
alarm clock.
Rocky Ford enterprise., 1916-01-28

And many a mushroom is a toad
stool in disguise.
Rocky Ford enterprise., 1916-01-28

And many woman who is short of
breath is long of tongue.
The Washington times., 1916-01-13
CONSIDER MEANS TO
BETTER EVANGELISM
Washington Institute Continues
Sessions at New York Ave-
nue. Church.

The sessions of the washington In.
stitute uf Evangelism were continued
today at the New York Avenue Presby-
terrain Church, and ways and means OF
lettering the evangelistic work of the
Presbyterian Church was discussed at
length. Elder Charles L. Huston, OF
Coatesville, Pa, presided.
The institute will adjourn after the
session tomorrow at $3.50 o'clock, after
which the delegates will occupy the pull
pits OF the Presbyterian churches at
their midweek services.
More than loo ministers and elders OF
the Washington City Presbytery attend
ed the banquet given last night at the
Hotel Cochran by the, general assembly
and permanent committee on eVangel-
ism. The Rev. George Manly, OF Phila-
delphia. was toastmaster
At the conclusion of the banquet an
adjournment was taken to the New
York Avenue Presbyterian Church
where DR.. Maitland Alexander of Pitts
burgh, gave an address on THE Doc
trinal Basis of a True Evangelism" The
Rev. j. Ross stevenson, moderator OF
the general assembly spoke on the
Apostolic Boldness of Evangelism"
The Washington times., 1916-01-13
CARY PENSION BILL
ATTACKED AS UNFAIR
Safety-First Association Wants
Annuities Paid Out Of Dis.
triCt Funds,

Full payment OF pensions for police
men and firemen, the money to be taken
from the general revenues of the Dis
trict, was urged in resolutions adopted
by the Safety First Association at a
meeting at the Public Library last eve
ming.
Congressman Cary's bill proposing
that the horsepower Of automobiles be
taxed to raise money for the pensions
was attacked bv DIR. l.. d. Walter.
The Cary bill is class legislation" he
said. and / do not believe the 1900
owners of automobiles in the District
should be made to bear the burden
properly chargeable against the District
government"
DR.. William c. Woodward. Health Of
nicer of the District, was commended for
his safety first" warnings regarding
the grip. and Major Raymond Pullman,
superintendent of Police, was commend
ed for detailing policemen to public
schools to talk about safety first"
A. j. Driscoll presented his report IA a
delegate to the American Safety First
Federation of America, which met re-
Gently in New York.
The Washington times., 1916-01-13
LADIES'! SECRET TO
DAREEN GRAY HAIR
Bring Back Its Color and
Lustre with Grandma's
Sage Tea Recipe.

Common garden sage brswed into a
heavy tea, with sulphur and alcohol
added, will turn gray. streaked and
faded hair beautifully dark and lux
uriant: remove every. bit of dandrun,
stop scalp itching and falling hair. Mix
home, though, Is troublesome. An
easier way Is to get the ready-to-use
tonic. costing about 80 cents large
bottle, at drug stores. known as
"Wyeth's Sage and Sulphur Com
pound" thus avoiding a lot of muss.
While wispy, gray, faded hair is not
sinful we all desire to retain our
youthful appearance and attractiveness.
BY darkeninR your hair with Wyeth's
Sage and Sulphur, no one can tell, be-
cause It does II so naturally, so evenly.
You just dampen a sponge or soft brush
with It and draw this through your
hair, taking one small strand at a
time; bv morning all gray hairs have
disappeared. After another application
or two your hair becomes beautifully
dark, glossy, soft and luxuriant and
you appear years younger.-Advt.