Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1916-10-16

Some cOWardly NcgS
Cast at her an egg
Which seemed TO have died or old
age.
Our Code Message.
Ma kehas teslow lyis agoo dmot to.
our Language Lesson.
And still we hear
Him breaking out
And says the goods
Are now en- route.
l think he's wrong,
And so do you,
But did you know
That they're awng rue?
Wrong Store.
"IIave you any buttercups?' asked
the young man Of the florists new
clerk.
NO, indeed" said she "You
should go to the china store for
them"
Enslisch a. she Is Spoke.
Central, wakupngimme sevenineoat.
Hello. Whzzs? Whassay?
Yessissismee.
Iszatyu? Whodathotit?
Welwhaddunoboutth
Udonsaso! Telimilbatome.
Bybeye.
The Farmers union met in regular
session and after deploring the long
dry sypell, Joined in singing, Lord,
With Us Reign"
Solomon said: lie that despiseth
his neighbor sinneth. But now did
Solomon ever have a neighbor VINO
borrowed groceries every day and
never paid anything back?
My friend from Texas talks about
gears for his team. What he really
means is harness.
Does mother believe father when
he tells her he got the best of the
do we.
free course in astronomy with
special view of new bunch Of comets
may be had any time by applying at
the police station and kicking Mr..
Townsends shins. References fur
nished.
The enemies of st. Paul who swore
neither to eat nor drink until they
had killed him must have been the
original authors of that popular song,
How Dry l Am"
The preachers wife has lots of
troubles to contend with. But one of
them isn't worrying about which dress
to wear.
The hardest known substance has
been discovered. We got up in the
night to get the kid drink and found
lH n haHrnnm
door.
Mathew Matticks and his stepson.
Q. Brute, were shamefully abused by
group of students recently. Parents
and teachers should see more care
fully to such outrages.
With the police station housed in
the livery barn, they can give the
horse laugh 10 miscreants whom they
catch, and something like the follow
ing will be heard often: Bring that
sorrel to the desk from stall No. II
and let's see why he kicked over the
traces"
For the small towns. the census
man counts the population by look
Ing out the car window when they
come to the station each day to see
the railroad come IN.
Our idea of a brave man is one who
will look through an old batch of cam
colled checks.
Having tho city haul away de-
ceased animals without cost is n dead
giveaway.
Road drags are all right. But what
about tho one who will give us no
room to pass him?
A mother In Arkansas walked a
hundred miles to beg the governor to
pardon hor son. Would your nav do
that2 You're mighty whistlin she
wouldl VOL, this old woman's son Is
tho Hamo oncry pup who went for
yonr nt n timo without writing her a
letter when no was away from home.
A brand-now father had to hunt his
own clean handkerchief. When he
had OCCASION to use 1t, do you know
what ho had? II sure enough was.
Business Sense.
"IIna Dashcr increased his literary
output ninco no adopted efficiency
mo,hoda2"
"Yon. no nnvcs nll OF the phrases
discarded In tho final draft of his
r'orioH combines them In dozen lots.
and SELLS them IN vers libre."-Life.