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Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1916-06-16

Paris.-The French courts refused
to grant a divorce to woman seventy
years old. because Of the age Of the
parties and the length Of time the
marriage had lasted. The husband
ID eighty-nve years old.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1916-06-16

SAVE A DOCTORS BILL
BY keeping Mississippi Diarrhoea Cor.
dial handy for all stomach complaints.
Price CSC and 50c.-Adv.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1916-06-16
POWERFUL AER0s UNDER WAY
Twenty Machines, Designed to cross
Ocean In Thirty Hours, Being Built
for y. Q. Government.

Lynn. Mass.-Twenty aeroplanes
with 1.ooo-horsepower engines. which
~ expected to cross the Atlantic in
- hoors. are to be built at the Burgess
Aeropjane company plant At Marble
boad Tor the United States govern
mGot
oue Of the ssroplanes ID now under
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1916-06-16
Whenever You Need Q General Tonic
Take Groves

The Old Standard Groves Tasteless
chilli Tonic 10 equally valuable - q Cen
eral Tonic because il contains the well
known tonic properties of QUININE and
IRON. Il acts on the Liver. Drives out
Malaria. Enrichss the Blood and Builds
mp the Whole System. 50 centa
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1916-06-16
Don't Worry.

"Oh, Mr.. Robinson, somebody has
stolen your car"
That's all right. The thief will
bring 1t back when he finds out how
much gasoline It takes To run It."
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1916-06-16

Heard In the Hotel Barber Shop.
Porter-Boss, you sho' am dusty.
Patron of the Hotel-All right,
George; you may brush on about ten
cents worth.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1916-06-16

Someone Always Celebrating.
when is Independence day." .
"Oh, divorces are being granted all
the time" - Boston Evening Tran
script.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1916-06-16

construction and as soon as 1t IL COM
pleted aviation experts stationed at
the United States school of aerial In.
struction will test 1t.
It Is estimated that these machines
will cover 100 miles an hour.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1916-06-16

THIS 10 THE AGE OF YOUTH.
You will look ten years younger II you
darksn your ugly. grizzly, gray hairs By
using ia Creole" Hair Dressing ADV.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1916-06-16
This II Awful.

This 70 AWFUL.
"Are you Hungary"
Eyes, SIAM"
We'll, come along; I'll Fiji"
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1916-06-16
New York Giant Dead.

New York-Charles Taylor, thirty.
nve. who weighed 40 pounds, ID dead.
He was the heaviest man in Queens
county.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1916-06-16

Spain is credited with supplying
more than three-quarters of the
worlds olive oil.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1916-06-16

Yet none Of the saloons ever went
out of business on account Of New
Years resolutions.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1916-06-16
Horse chllls Quickly,

Horse chIIIs Quickly.
A heated horse will chill quickly II
tied in . cold wind. A few minutes Of
such exposure win result In an On.
sound horse.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1916-06-16
DON'T GAMBLE

that your hearts all right. Make
sure. Take "Renovine"-a heart and
nerve tonic. Price SEC and $1.00.-Adv.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1916-06-16

Pig Paralysis.
Too heavy feeding sometimes causes
paralysis Of young pigs.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1916-06-16

Miss Constance Kopp right, the
girl deputy sheriff OF Bergen county.
New Jersey. dived into the icy waters
OF the Hackensack river and rescued
an insane man. He was revived by
physicians. Miss Kopp was put to bed
In charge Of a nurse but went out
few hours later to attend to her duties.
Tony Ho1nacka was being taken from
. hospital to the asylum in charge of
Miss koop when he escaped. On the
len OF the picture Ii Miss Kopp's
sister.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1916-10-13
DIAMONDISMEMORY;
FOOTBALL RULES

uring many things they might
have done. The national pastime
is consigned to moth-balls and
the stove league gossip for the
winter. but the juggernaut OF
Young America in moleskins
comes rolling forth to stir the
blood.
The worlds series will be de-
clared officially off some time to-
day In Boston and Brooklyn by
the national commission when II
passes out checks to Dodgers and
Red Sox.
The national commission will
split $162.927.45 sixty and forty
between players of the two clubs,
the largest amount that ever has
gone to the athletes. and the final
chapter will be closed.
Have Their Goats.
The American. league now has
captured the championship in six
out of the last seven starts and
with the latest scramble over, ii
certainly would appear that the
brand of baseball they play in the
American league is too much for
the average National league lead
er.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1916-10-13
With Tacoma Amateurs
BY Billy earns.

B. Watson, h. The game will
at 2 o'clock. Ernie Tanner will
referee.
One of Tacoma's coming fistic ex-
perts is Lee Triber. He will be
matched in some of Tacoma's
best smokers this season.
biscuits" Besaw, the popular
East Side athlete, shows just as
much class on tue dance floor
as in the pitchers box. He will
while away many hours at this
pastime during the winter,
waiting for the baseball season
to reopen.
Andrew (Pete) Cuculedge, who
travelled with the Woodmen All
Stars this season, in some gard
ner. He has spuds that he de-
clares are as big as ordinary
pumpkins.
With the Stadium and Lincoln
Park first, second and midget
football squads almost complet-
ed, the coaches are now getting
the lads in trim for the COM
ing interscholastic champion
ship games. 1t is expected
that some thrilling clashes will
be seen this season.
j. G. Kiefaber walked into doc"
Soule's alleys last night In a
pretty happy mood. Say, Doc,
have you got any slicker around
her who wants to learn the
gamer" he asked. AL Loska,
who averages 10, was dragged
out to meet the visitor. In
the matches that ensued, Loska
rolled a high score Of 269. and
other scores of 237, 212, and
219. All you have to do now
to get ]. G.'s-goat is to inquire
whether he is looking for a
slicker to practice with.
The Smelter team Of bOwlers will
meet the Northern Pacific team
tonight. The teams are even
ly matched and will surely put
up some match. This will be
the last game of the week in
the Commercial league.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1916-10-13

BY JOHNNY MAULBETSCH.
Linemen on offense should
crouch. assuming the position of
a sprinter awaiting the gun. The
only difference is that the line
man should put only one hand on
the ground, as balance.
Keep the knees off the ground
and dig the toes in, so as to start
the body forward with all posi-
BILE force. Start the instant the
ball is passed and charge forward
with all the steam you've got.
1t is up to the linemen to create
openings for the backfield men
and there are two ways of send
ing a man through the forward
ball. One is to batter a hole
through; the other is to put him
through a quick opening. There
are line plays which combine a
variety of these tactics.
When hole Is chOked up,
and heavy man are inter
ferring, they can usually
keep the mass moving away
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1916-10-13

from the runner, even II
they do not open the hole for
him. In sending two light
interferrcrs ahead to make
an opening for the runner 1t
should be remembered that
an opening made i'm this way
is sharp, quick one and
should be seized instantly.
A good guard who can pick III
his feet lively, and who can ge
around quickly and easily afte
blocking, can get out ahead OF
fairly fast runner. In the per
Torrance of a run by tackle /
is essential that the latter dis
guise the fact that he is about tt
start and to make quick, driv
ing getaway.
In order to do this he must cul
tivate the habit of holding him
self in the same position when h
is not going to make the run tina
he assumes when he is going t
undertake 1t. Any departure will
tip off to the opposing side wha
play is coming off.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1916-10-13

With a sufficient number Of
players available for two fast
teams, the South Tacoma Athletic
clubs football team will go into
its first big game Sunday with
q unanimous desire to prove that
1t has one of the best elevens in
the Northwest.
Despite the fact that the Taco
ma Athletic club induced some of
the best players to leave the team
last week, the South Tacoma club
will have a team ready for it's
Sunday game with Dupont that
will be composed of the hardest
and fastest amateur football play
ers to be found in the city.
The stars of the team will be
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1916-10-13
Denver Papers Say Bonds
Is Mighty Clever Boxer

Denver newspapers, received in
Tacoma today, pay fine tribute to
Joe Bonds, the local heavyweight,
for his showing with Denver Jack
Guyer in that city Monday night.
For seven rounds Guyer man
aged to put up fairly good
match, but during the next eight
cantos the Tacoma boy hit him
with everything but the benches.
The papers give Guyer credit
for displaying no ochre. The Dem
yer boxer fought tenaciously, al
ways irving for X. o. punch,
but never quite succeeding. He
took an unmerciful amount of
punishment.
II am matched to meet Fred
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1916-10-13

Fulton here on October so, and
the winner is promised a match
with Willard" says Bonds in a
letter written the day after the
bout.
Il am sure thing to beat Full
ton, as he is just my style and
made to order for me. He Is
much larger and heavier than ]
am, but l like the big fellows. /
don't know what | could do with
Willard, as he is so much larger
than l am, but I'll bet he will
know he has been in fight, any,
way, and If / am lucky / might
outpoint him in a 20-round go. |
am to meet Fulton over the 20
round route"
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1916-10-13
Grid Star
As PugiliSt

One of the interesting bouts on
Paul Steele boxing card for
Monday night will be between Do
bic Shumake, fullback on the
South Tacoma A. C. football team,
and Battling Bunker of Seattle.
Shumake has won much glory
in South Tacoma amateur boxing
circles, but has never before boxed
in professional society. Bunker
is a classy boy. reports say. They
will meet at 175, ringside. Essst
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1916-10-13
BY II. @. HAMILTON.
United Press Correspondent,


BOSTON, Mass. Oct. 13.--As
the setting sun slipped low and
$4,000 people rose to hail Bos-
tons Red Sox, the worlds cham
pions of 1916, shadow appear
cd over Braves field late yester-
day. A puny fly from Mike Now
rey's bat which fell In Everett
Scott waiting hands, wrote fins
on the stirring baseball year.
Today the shadow stood out in
bold relief across the Charles riv-
err. 1t was an oval shaped affair.
Back of II rose two slender shafts
with a cross bar between. Run
ming criss-cross were thing lines,
say about five yards apart. There
was flash of color here, the thud
of colliding bodies there, the
plunking of flesh and leather
against inflated pigskin. And
bursting into full view a football
rolled forward and encompassed
the scene.
It's All Over.
The Red Sox will now hustle on
their various ways. To the Dod-
gers Is willed the pastime of fig
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1916-10-13
SOUTH TACOMA CLUB
TO HAVE FAST TEAM

Holmberg, Shumake, Farrell,
Powell and Vawter.
Among the players who are
practicing every night with the
fast South Tacoma bunch are:
Danielson, Anderson, Holm
berg and Marquise, half
backs; Shumake, fullbaek; Pullen
and Parker, quarters; Taylor and
Crawford. centers: Farrell, Jen-
sen, Mattison and Magill, guards;
Powell, Vawter and Johnson,
tackles; Dennis tcoach), Todd,
Genin, O'Shaughnessy and Robin
son, ends.
Sundays game will be played at
Athletic park, starting at
o'clock.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1916-10-13
ENTER PLAY
FOR TITLE

Tacoma will be represented by
nine clever golfers at the North
west amateur championship match
to be played at Vancouver, b. c.,
tomorrow and Sunday. J. j..
Dempsey, X. r. Thompson, w. j.
Patterson and r. A. Mccormick
left last night and the remainder
of the team, w. J. Noonan, Ii.
II. Pringle, G. II. Raleigh, G. B.
Smith and l.. B. daPonte, will
leave tonight.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1916-10-13
BALLS
in BIG FOG

A heavy fog yesterday prevent
ed women players of Lochburn to
make low scores in the qualifying
round of the fall handicap match.
Much of the time was pent in
hunting for balls lost in the fog
banks. The second round will
be played next Tuesday. Winners
yesterday were Mrs. r. w. Cady,
Mrs. J, II. Bradley, Mrs. Govnor
Teats, Mrs. c. M. Cavanaugh
Mrs. +. c. Reynolds, Mrs. Door,
re. Mrs. Ray Mckinney and Mrs
Spencer Conrow.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1916-10-13
Bowling Scores

In the Postoffice Bowling
league matches Thursday night,
the Pirates defeated White Sox
1907 to 1882, and the Tigers
defeated the Cubs, Lila to 1,073.
In the Commercial league the
Telephone company team defeat
ed the Stone-Fisher quintet. 1910
to 1885.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1916-10-13
SAYS DIR. MATTHEWS
KNOWS ABOUT IT

DIR. M. A. Matthews of Seattle,
heralded by prohibition advo-
Gates as "the man who really
knows" will speak at the First
Christian church Friday evening
1t 8 O'Clock on Initiative meas
ures Nos. Is and -.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1916-10-13

"Hypocrites," the much-dis-
cussed art film in which Margaret
Edwards appears in sensational
costumes, opened at the Mel
bourne today for two-days' run.
Charles Chaplin comes to the
Melbourne Sunday in THE Pawn
Shop"
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1916-10-13

In "The Wolf Woman" now
showing at the Regent, Louise
Glaum of Triangle fame, appears
las a vampire woman. That she
is successful is evidenced by the
spontaneous applause that fire.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1916-10-13

When Bill Spencer's squad Of
Outlaws tangles with the X. K.
ks in the Stadium Sunday
they will line up as follows;
Floyd Pickert, I; RED" Kerns,
e: Ryder Johnson, t; Bill
Spencer, h; NJ. Sweeney, q; j..
Sharpe, G.; J. Zeigan, g; Otis
Casebeer, h; Addie Bennett, e;
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1916-10-13

ouently rewards her for her action
in some particularly unusual
scene.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1916-10-13

) WHERE TACOMA IS,
5 AMUSING ITSELF
{ Tbeaters
TACOMA
Alexander, the Man of Mys-
! terry, all week, with matinees
Friday and Saturday.
PANTAGES
Long Tack Sam and Oriental
wOnderworkers; other big
{ vaudeville features.
Film Houses
COLONIAL
1.-THE House of Lies" with
Edna Goodrich.
APOLLO
sinister A." with May Alli-
son and Harold Lockwood;
Metro.
HIPPODROME
"The Law Unto ITSELF" with
Crane Wilbur.
REGENT
"The Wolf Woman" with
Louise Glaum.
MELBOURNE
"Hypocrites," with Margaret
Edwards.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1916-10-13

TURN TO THE CLASSIFIED
WANT ADS ON PAGE 2 FOR
RESULTS. SIZE PAGE SEVEN.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1916-10-13
BLANK OWNS
BEES TEAM?I
Waited Press Lessed Wire,

U'atted Press I.essed wire)
SALT LAKE CITY, Utah, Oct.
13.-Big times are coming in the
Coast league during the coming
winter. Blankenship, who was
recently deposed as manager of
Salt Lake team, is declared to
have bought small lots of shares
here and there until he and his
friends obtained control.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1916-10-13
aEIs2NT3s

Edna Good rich has always
been a popular stage star, bat in
her latest movie feature, The
House of Lies" at the Colonial
she proves even more adorable
than she ever did in the "legiti-
mate" 1t is a clever play, expos
ing the shallow love affairs of the
idle rich.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1916-10-13

3 cakes Crystal White Soap sc.
See Victor Malstrom's I'D cr &C
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1916-10-13

Although Allen Browne, captain
of the White Sox ball team,
usually plays football in the
fall, he says that business in
terests will prevent his taking
up any winter sports this year.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1916-10-13
DUCK HUNTERS

All game laws prohibit
shooting between sunset and
sunrise. Watch your step!
Friday.
Sun rise, 6:26 a. m.
Sun sets, 5:27 p. N.
Saturday.
Sun rises, 6:27 a. m.
Sun sets, 5:25 p. IN.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1916-10-13

II you want q delightful play,
written around a sweetly senti-
mental story, you should see
Mister a." at the Apollo. May
Allison and Harold Lockwood
have the leading parts. 1t is cas-
lily the best photoplay that they
have ever appeared in.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1916-10-13

5000 Mackinaws $3.50. Shafer
ad on page 6.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1916-10-13

Cnoc0l NnfiNO1 Be the right numb-Dave
UPSNu VSNs Fifteen Anniversary Sale pleasing
bargain only where money your
Suits Overcoats Racoats Pants Shoes
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1916-10-13

The onslaught many de bargains offering
hardly help oo bargains prepared
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1916-10-13

B. Watson, h. The game will
at 2 o'clock. Ernie Tanner will
referee.
Connecticut western news., 1916-06-15
HUGHES Is SEEKING PEACE WITH ROOSEVELT
Candidate Opens Headquarters
 In New York Hotel.

The campaign of Charles E. Hughes for president has opened with a bang in New York under the direct leader ship of the candidate himself. The Hughes headquarters, established at the Hotel Astor. are crowded with ad mirers and politicians eager to get into the band wagon. Probably the most significant sign was the number of PrOgresSiveS who unoStentatiOuSly wandered into the Republican fold and pledged support to the candidate. It begins to look as though the former followers of the colonel are going to align with Hughes.
 The supporters of Mir. Hughes are al ready urging him to make vigorous campaign that will force President Will son to take the stump. Hughes leaders declare that their candidate will pro- mote a campaign that will put his op ponent on the defensive and compel him to personally enter into the strug- gle for yindication of his acts during the last four years.
 Mr. Hughes wound up the first morn ing with an automobile ride in Central park. Just before he left the hotel he was asked if he wished to make T statement regarding his indOrsement by the German-American alliance. The candidate sent word that he saw no reason for adding to the message he sent to the Republican convention re- garding his views.
 
 suit of three rooms on the eighth floor and went up to prepare for breakfast. After speaking with q score of visit ors MT. Hughes greeted the newspaper men. Some one asked him how it felt to be drafted by 5O,OO0OOO people for the greatest office in the country.
 ''I can only say that there are certain circumstances under which the matter of duty is extremely clear and leaves no ground for hesitancy," replied Mir Hughes. "There is no question ill this situation as to what I should do. I did it, and in my announcement to the country 1 endeavored to make my at titude clear"
 Will Frank Hitchcock be chair man of the national committee?" MT Hughes was asked.
 T can't say anything on that jus nOw," replied the candidate, with { smile.
 Will you see Colonel Roosevelt?"
 q can't say anything on that either, said Mr. Hughes.
 Questioned as to his future plans, tn, candidate said he would be in consul tation with Republican leaders for sev eral days.
 ''The campaign will be carried ol from New York; he said. q belong il New York and have come back home
Connecticut western news., 1916-06-15
ASHLEY FALLS

Mrs. Lucinda Smith celebrated her 91st birthday Monday. Dur,ng the afternoon many friends and neighbors of the good lady called to wish her many happy returns of the day. The trolley waiting station has been moved from Smiths crossing to c. H. Blodgett's.
 Wednesday afternoon the many friends of Miss Elsie Woodford gathered at the Methodist hall and generously "showered" her with great variety of useful articles and to wish her much happiness on her approaching marriage to Jesse Goodwin, which takes place the last of the month.
 After this week we are to have motion pictures aG the Chapel only every other Tuesday night. Next week Tuesday a strawberry supper will be served, the proceeds to go towards paying for the picture outfit.
 Mrs. L. l.. Loverin and little daueh- ter have been spending the week in New York.
 John Howes and friend. of Chatham, spent Sunday at k. l.. Woodford's.
 During Rev. Mir. Cummings absence, the Christian Endeavor meetings at the chapel will be continued every Sunday evening unless other provision is an. nounced.
 A near accident at the station cross. ing Monday afternoon to passenger alighting from the 4:20 trolley, should be a warning to all to be on the lookout for the new express north that goes by just as the trolley reaches the cross- ing.
 Word has been received of the mar riage, Saturday, June 3, of Miss Emma Decker to John Smith, both of Phil. mont, N. Y. Mrs. Smith is sister of M. N. Decker and is pleasantly remen- bered by the people of this village.
 George H Blodgett went to Chicago Saturday for another carload of horses.
 Mrs. Augusta Heaton is spending the week with her son Alfred and family in Lakeville.
 Miss Marjorie Blodgett is home from Northfield Seminary for the summer vacation.
 A birthday cake decorated with 91 tiny candles was presented to Mrs. Lucinda Smith Monday afternoon.
Connecticut western news., 1916-06-15
BAKER BEING PUSHED
 FOR VICE PRESIDENCY
MOrgenthdu Launches Boom
 For War Secretary.

Henry Morgenthau, eX-ambassador to Turkey. who resigned to assist in the reelection campaign Of President Wilson and who is generally regarded as one of the men completely in the presidents political confidence. launch ed a boom for Newton D. Baker. secre- tary of war. for vice president, to sue ceed Vice President Marshall.
 MT. Morgenthau admitted that what nation will be done. though the move ment has not yet been officially sane toned by President Wilson. In view of MT. Morgenthau's relation to the administration it is assumed that the president also believes the secretary is one of the strongest men for second place on the ticket.
 The first heard of the boom for Mir Baker came from the Illinois delega. tion. which is booming Roger c. Sulli van for vice president. MT. Sullivan said that Mir. Morgenthau had shown him a letter from Jacob H. Schiff ol New York suggesting that for viCt president man should be named win, would be an asset to the Democrat tit ticket through his strength with the independents
 When Mir Morgenthau was inquiret7 of concerning the Baker boom he said
 "Yes, I am in favor of MT. Baker The movement is still in the talking stage as yet. though something may come of it'