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Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1916-11-18

find out what it is about. First the
Acting General Manager reads it and
says to the Second Assistant Vice
president: what some people wouldn't
do for money! And to make note
in the story they used machine guns
on the strikers. When the Second AS
sistant Vice President got through
with it, he said that Teller who could
imagine such a rotten state of affairs
in any big industrial community was
tiger in human form and made
memorandum of the bull-ring idee, the
shutting off of supplies to the strik
ers, including milk for their babies,
and one or two other pointers about
strikes, and then he passed it on to
the Head -Aetuary and says to him
that no wonder people hated the trusts
when such lies were allowed to be
printed about them, and that he
should look over the story and report
tomorrow morning at the latest what
could be done equalize the wages
of the foreign mine laborers out in
Colorado with the foreign mine labor
ers in the story"
s.Aber don't people get no good idees
out of magazine stories?" Birsky
asked.
WELL -Zapp said, ST myself got a
couple designs for waists from maya
zine covers and / figured made five
per cent of the regular cost of the gar
ment or the goods didn't use in the
neck and sleeves
ssYou could have made more than
that Ii you would be as sparing with
dress goods as the artists that draws
some magazine pictures Birsky said.
If q lady would select the kind and
amount OF clothes that some maya
zine artists thinks plenty sufficient for
their pictures, and if she would wear
such clothes on Fifth Avenue, Zapp,
before the patrol wagon arrives. she
would attract crowd of twenty thou
sand people,"
but there wouldn't be no magazine
readers among them,' Zapp retorted,
s1The magazines has given people very
liberal idees in the matter of dress
and etiquette, Birsky. Yes, Birsky. a
| lot OF people have changed their way
of living from reading magazine sto-
ries- Some of 'em moves into other
neIghborhoeds ON account of it. Take,
for instance, Sam Zarodnik OF Zarod-
mix and Karpas, in the fur business
and Sam tells me he is going TO move
from Sth Street to 26th Street"
Its funny how people changes.
BIrsky said. ssTen years ago when In
rodnik & Karpas signed checks, Knr
\ pas wrote the Zarodnik and the Knr
pas. and it was as much a. Sam cculf
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1916-11-18
Davis hard Hit.

The late Richard Harding Davis,
bluff and hearty, detested a snob, and
whenever a snob's head popped up he
took whack at it.
A guest at one of his dinners at
Crossroads farm, his estate near New
York, made snobbish remark about
a son of the revolution who had mar
ried chorus girl of great beauty and
talent.
Mr.. Davis glared at his guest. His
rudy face grew redder. Then he said !:
you. my boy, are one of those chaps
who think the social scale is life's only
reliable weighing machine New
York Globe.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1916-11-18

ant stiff. I doctored. but with
out relief Just a few weeks ago
saw Anuric advertised and knowing
that DR.. Pierce's other medicines were
good, / got it at once. I have not
finished the second bottle and my
rheumatism has entirely left me. am
feeling better than for some time past.
Anuric is-even better than it is recon-
mended to be.'-MR OTTO BIER
MAN, 424 S. LaWndale AYe.=AdY.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1916-11-18
Phonex Fortune.


MY wife played great trick on
Gypsy the other day."
The fat plumber was the speaker.
s.What did she do?' asked the thin
carpenter.
1.-THE Gypsy wanted to tell her for
tune with some coffee grounds"
yes
..And after she was through my wife
asked her if the coffee grounds pos
sessed some peculiar charms for for
tune telling
what did the Gypsy say2
..She said they did"
s'Then what 2"
1'Then my wife gave her the laugh
and refused to pay her."
.sWhy?"
Because the sediment in the cup
wasn't coffee grounds at all. We use
a MISUNDERSTANDING Telegram.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1916-11-18
To Liue Long!

a recipe given by a famous ply
sician for long life was: keep the
kidneys in good orderi Try to e1imi-
nate through the skin and intestines
the poisons that otherwise clog the kid
neys. Avoid eating meat as much as
possible; avoid too much salt, alcohol,
tea. Drink plenty of water
For those past middle life, for those
easily recognized symptoms of fnfiam-
nation, as backache, scalding water -
Or If uric acid in the blood has caused
rheumatism, rusty" joints, stiffness,
get Anuric at the drug store. This is
a wonderful eliminator of uric acid and
was discovered by DR.. Pierce of In
valids' Hotel, Buffalo, N. Y If your
druggist does not keep it send 10 cents
to DR.. Pierce for trial package and you
will know that it is many times
more potent than lithia and that it dis
solves uric acid as hot water does
sugar.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1916-11-18
His Efficacious Way.

Jurd Sprawl of Peewee was telling
of the style prevailing at his cousins
house in Kansas City. s.Why, dad
burn it, they EFT dinner at six o'colck
at night said he. "And at every plate
there were six forks and"
Gee !" cackled his younger brother.
How'd you know which one to use -
'Hohl That didn't bother me none.
/ just grabbed my knife and sailed
right~in."-Kansas City Star.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1916-11-18

FhefHdTESIa- ii Y
back bothered me
a great deal in
the mornings. It
would ache SO it
was difficult for
me to rise up.
The rheumatism
seemed to be mus
cular, as my mus
cleS would be sore
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1916-11-18
Vivid Past.

Husband (telling of ACCIDENT And
as / thought 1 was drowning my past
life came before me in one vivid flash.
Wffe-William, you never told me
before that you had that kind of a
past.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1916-11-18
Surely an Antique.

Now here said the secondhand
dealer, sis rare bargain in an an
tique phonograph, which"
'sWhoever heard Of phonograph
classed as antique furniture?' broke
in the scornful customer
-We1l, believe it or not returned
the dealer, but the man / bought it
from had had it so long it was all paid
for.''-Kansas City Star
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1916-11-18

Nearly $500 women are employed by
the French railways, 300 of them act
ing as station masters
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1916-11-18

A man seldom rnarries unless he's in
love or IN debt
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1916-11-18
Loud Enough.

Loud Enough.
.What on earth will 1 do? Here's
my automobile horn on the blink and
won't make a sound ~
AThat's all right. Ethel here has
On her new sports skirt"
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1916-11-18

We always feel sorry for the 200
pound girl who tries to act cute.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1916-11-18
HORSE SALE DISTEMl
Generous offer.

.sTfme and again I've given you a lift
in my motorcar."
$50 you have
'.Now that / am hard eP and can't
meet this months payment on it you
refuse to lend me any money
swell, I'll tell you what I'll do to
help you out. You estimate the num-
Der of times you have taken me to
town in your car and III gay you ten
cents for each ride, which is twice the
fare charged by jitney bus
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1916-11-18

Patience isn't necessarily a virtue !;
more often it's a necessity.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1916-11-18
Only Proper.

Only Proper.
Wffe-AThis paper tells of a man
in Ohio who lives on onions alone
Hub-s<WeIl, anyone who lives on
ONIONS ought to live alone
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1916-11-18
NEWS OF KANSAS CITY

Kansas City, MOTOR some time
suffered with kidney trouble and
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1916-11-18
LESSON FOR NOVEMBER 10
FROM MELlTA TO ROME.

LESSON TExT-Acts 2s:l1-s1
GOLDEN TEXT am not ashamed OF
the gospel: for it is the power of God un-
to salvation to everyone that believeth--
Rom 1:16.
The daily banner. (Cambridge, Md.) 1897-2008, 1916-10-19
Edgar
MARYLAND CORN
AT 81 BUSHEI
High Price of Commodity is Almost
Unprecedented.

Prime yellow corn sold at the
Chamber of Commerce, Baltimore,
yesterday, at 81 a bushel, and one
carload brought $1.01 a bushel. 1t
was grown in Maryland, or in the
nearby sections, and was not spe-
lcially selected. 1t is said that much
of the same quality has been grown
in this vicinity this year and the
price is one fixed for all corn of this
grade.
1t has been a long time since corn
brought this price here, though some
of the older traders say they remem-
Der special occasions in the past,
when the crop was short or the de-
mand urgent, when it brought 81 a
bushel. At a dollar a bushel fol
corn, the farmers of the State will
be getting as much or perhaps more
profit from the crops than the tobac-
co raisers of Southern Maryland who
are getting 20 cents pound for
their commodity.
The advance and the sharp demanc
for wheat had much to do with the
strength in corn. They moved up to-
gether and the inquiry for both was
somewhat pressing during the trad
ing hours. Wheat sold above $1.67
a bushel, the highest point yet reach
ed. The tone of the market was very
strong, and while the price closed
slightly below the top, the demand
was still urgent.
The wheat strength was attributed
largely to the increased export de
mand, with reports that over 5000,
600 bushels had been engaged il
Chicago for export in the past two
DAYS
The daily banner. (Cambridge, Md.) 1897-2008, 1916-10-19
DREADNOUCHT TO Be
NAMED MARYLAND
One Of Four To Be Named Mary
land, Colorado, West Virginia and
Washington.

The state name of Maryland is to
be attached to one of the\lNrgest and
most powerful dreadnoughts in the
world. This became known late yes
terday afternoon when Franklin d.
Roosevelt, acting secretary of the
navy, announced that the four new
dreadnoughts authorized by this
years Naval Appropriation Act will
be named the Colorado, Maryland,
West Virginia and Washington. The
names of these States are now borne
by armored cruisers and in accord
Fance with the usual custom OF the de-
partment the armofed cruisers will
shortly be given the names of cities
in the respective States after which
they are named.
This means that the present ar
mored cruiser Maryland will soon be
renamed after some city in the State
of Maryland, in order to enable the
Navy to utilize the name of Mary
land for one of the new dread
noughts. Just what Maryland city
will be picked to have it's name at
tached to the armored cruiser Mary
land has not been decided by the Ma
Wy Department. The principal cities
of Maryland are Baltimore, Cumber-
land, Annapolis and Hagerstown.
There are vessels in the Navy named
after Baltimore, Cumberland and
Annapolis, but not named after Hag
erstown.
The suggestion that the armored
cruiser Maryland be renamed the
Baltimore does not meet with favor
in naval circles.
The daily banner. (Cambridge, Md.) 1897-2008, 1916-10-19
Town Council Proceedings

The Commissioners of Cambridge
met in regular session wednesday
night, Mayor Orem, and Commas
sioners. Brohawn, Lake and Bran
mock, present. -it
Bills amounting to 5 ,O92.65 We're
passed and ordered paid.
Following building application up
for second reading and granted: EY-
erett Thomas, garage in rear of Aus
Willis street.
Following up for first reading:
Thos. E. Kerr, garage in rear OF
1927 Locust street.
E. J. Smith, garage in rear OF 3O7
Belvedere avenue.
Jas. S. Shepherd, woodhouse in
rear of 80 Oakley street.
D. H. Wright, improve dwelling at
Henry and Franklin streets.
Clerk instructed to notify Inc
Penn. R. R. Co. to cease unneces-
sarily blocking Maryland avenue
kwith freight and passenger cars, at
Cambridge, Md.
Clerk Instructed and authorized to
order the Cambridge Gas, Electric
Light and Power Co. to place a
street electric light on Trenton ST.,
| in East Cambridge, near property
occupied by Geo. Mowbray.
The resignation of Mr.. Edgar
lShackelford as City Engineer was re-
ceived and accepted by the Board.
No other business, the Board adj
journed, to meet Wednesday, Octo-
Der 25th, at 7.30 o'clock.
The daily banner. (Cambridge, Md.) 1897-2008, 1916-10-19
CHURCH LOCALS.

The Woman's Auxiliary of
Christ P. E. Church will meet Fri
day afternoon, at 8 O'Clock, at the
Parish House. A full attendance is
desired, as Rev. Mr.. Matthews will
address the meeting.-Adv.
The Baraca Helpers Bible Glass
will meet in business session tomor-
row (Friday) night, at 7.3O O'Clock,
in the lecture room of Grace Church.
All members are requested to be
present. Granville Hales, Secretary.
ADV.
ALI members of the Cross and
Crown and Grace Baraca Glasses are
invited to attend the joint social to
be given to night in the lecture room
of Grace Church. A fine program has
been arranged, and pleasant even
ing is anticipated. Ice cream and
cake will be served free. All officials
of the church are also invited. Adv.
The daily banner. (Cambridge, Md.) 1897-2008, 1916-10-19

Members of the Board of Trade
are reminded of the meeting to be
held tonight at eight O'Clock.
The daily banner. (Cambridge, Md.) 1897-2008, 1916-10-19
Brief Local News
Grand Opera House tonight.

Grand Opera House tonight.
Members of the Board of Trade
are reminded of the meeting to be
held tonight at eight o'clock.
Miss Nettie Roeser left yesterday
afternoon for a visit of several days
to friends at fredericksburg and East
New Market.
Through a mistake the date of the
tea to be held by the Ladies' Yacht
Club was announced for Saturday af-
ternoon, instead of Friday, in the
Banner of yesterday.
Mrs P Watson Webb and Mrs. w.
Grason Craig have returned to their
homes in this city, after having
spent a short time this week in Bal
timore.
DR.. F. F. Hicks has returned home
from Baltimore, where he represent
ed the Cambridge Encampment at
the sessions of the Grand Encamp-
ment of Maryland, held in Odd Eel
lows Temple.
The Maryland Sunday School As
ISOLATION is holding its annual State
Convention this week in the Denton
Methodist Protestant Church. This
is the Eastern Shore section of the
Association, the Western branch hav-
ing held it's sessions at Westminster.
Rev. John R. Matthews, who is
preaching at the special services be.
ing held at Christ P. E. Church, is
considered one of the most convinc-
ing speakers who has ever been in
this city. His sermon last night was
especially pleasing to the audience.
Mr. Matthews, who is from England,
was for several years an arch-deacon
in the diocese of Pennsylvania. The
sermon follows a short service of
song, commencing at 100 o'clock.
This is the season of the year
when the average newspaper is
swamped with "eXchange" PROPOSE
lions. Concerns really willing to
give dollars worth of merchandise
GOTTEN of doubtful value) for from
two to five dollars worth of adver-
Using, and yet, strange as it may
seem, there are still newspaper pub
fishers, live persons, whose funerals
have, perhaps, often been preached
by irate readers, but who have not
had the last sad rites performed by
regularly ordained minister, who
fall for these free space" PROPOSE
lions. Wake up, brothers; when you
go to purchase anything, from
shoestring to lot in the cemetery,
you are expected to deliver real cur
rency, and you cannot do so if you
give away your products.
The daily banner. (Cambridge, Md.) 1897-2008, 1916-10-19
ENDOWMENT FUND
FOR RETIRED MINISTERS
Bishop William r. Mcdowell Gives
Three Reasons Why The Laity
Should Support Movement.

This matter of a fund for retired
ministers suffers from one or two
popular misconceptions. 1t is sup
posed, in the first place, to relate on
! ly to the ministry that has grown
old or has broken down. And in the
second place, it is supposed to be
kind of charity to the ministry I'M
| like anything offered to any other
class of workers. 1t is also thought
by some to be a needless provision
for men who ought TO provide for
themselves by economy and wise IN
vestments.
With reference to the first item it
! is enough to recall Bishop McCon-
nell's brief, but wise, words at the
| Washington meeting-in which he
pleaded for the assurance to the vet
Grams as means of securing a bet
ter ministry, free from fret and anXl-
ETY., during the years of youth and
manhood. The better care of men
who have retired is one of the Surest
ways of securing men of promise to
enter the ministry and of assuring
F.! efficiency in the years of their active
service. The movement for better
endowments, then, is not nearly so
nlucu Ill the est vi Tic lIlCl " nv
are retired as it is in the interest OF
the church seeking most efficient
men for its service.
AS to the second item, it is enough
Ito say that even the best pension SyS-
tenn of the churches is me&SeT and
even pitiful when compared with
the provisions of the government and
of certain great secular corporations
and educational institutes. The pen
sion system does not need defence
any more. 1t is perfectly estab-
lished thing.
AS to the third point, the answer
is still easier. The ministry as
whole cannot even by economy on
present salaries lay up enough to
provide for old age. An investing,
possibly a specializing ministry, is
untolerable. Let any minister get
entangled with the affairs of this
world and his value as minister is
largely gone. He cannot watch the
souls of men, listen to the voices or
the Spirit, and at the same time
watch market reports and listen to
the voices of the stock exchange. We
are seeking, not prosperity and COM
fort, but the conditions that make
for a true ministry of the Spirit and
life. And this is a part Of our total
task as a church.
Of course, it follows that with
these larger funds, we must have a
better ministry. Those for whom
provision is made should make quick
and full response by being better
ministers and doing better work. For
this fund is not a measure to secure
an old age of comfort so much as a
lifetime of loving and efficient serza
vice.
The daily banner. (Cambridge, Md.) 1897-2008, 1916-10-19
Injured By Preachers Car

fredericksburg, Md, Oct. 18.-In an
automobile accident at Reliance to-
day Miss Annie Culver, daughter ct
William Culver. suffered sewers ftn
juries. Miss Culver was alighting
from the car of Kennie Tull when
the Rev. Thomas~C. Jones drove up
in his car He failed to notice that
Tull had stopped mis- car and ran int
to him. Miss Culver was thrown to
the ground, bruised, and her ankle
sprained.
The daily banner. (Cambridge, Md.) 1897-2008, 1916-10-19
Evaugelistic Mission

The Rev. John R. Matthews has
begun the mission preaching az
Christ Episcopal Church. Both on
Tuesday and Wednesday nights he
delivered sermons of great power.
Every night until Sunday, the
29th, Mr.. Matthews will preach. The
public is cordially invited.-Adv.
The daily banner. (Cambridge, Md.) 1897-2008, 1916-10-19
Cash Meat Market.

ly Reduced Prices. No credit, no
books, consequently can sell much
cheaper. Best quality beef, pork,
veal and lamb. Experienced meat
cutters.-Wallace Fl. Merrick.-Adv.
lott,
The daily banner. (Cambridge, Md.) 1897-2008, 1916-10-19
Ladies' Yacht Club.

The members of the Ladies' Yacht
Club will give a tea Friday after
noon, from to 5 o'clock-Rita Le-
Compile Hughlett, Sec'y.-Adv. 1927.
The daily banner. (Cambridge, Md.) 1897-2008, 1916-10-19
Dredoe Roat For Sale

Schooner Mary E. Wrightson, 91a
tons; dredges in Choptank. In good
shape, with winders and dredges;
will sell cheap to quick buyer. Ad-
dress L. Rude & Son, Tilghman, Md
ADV. 18-6t.
The daily banner. (Cambridge, Md.) 1897-2008, 1916-10-19
BOARD of Trade Meeting.

The Cambridge Board of Trade
will hold an important meeting to-
night, at 8 o'clock. 1t is hoped that
all members will put aside other
matters to be present.. Watson
Webb, Sec.-Adv.
The daily banner. (Cambridge, Md.) 1897-2008, 1916-10-19

Winesap Apples For Sale.
Beautiful, rich, red apples, soc.
peach basket, if sold at once. Fred
Hirst, phone 269.-Adv. 18-3t.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1916-04-13
DISPENSARY HEAD
ON ABSENCE LEAVE
Miss Olive Bailey of ChiIdren'S
Home to Study UatiI
Fall.

Miss Olive Bailey. who has been
in charge OF the Children's dispen-
sary for the past Eve years. has been
granted leave or absence until fall
by the directors Of the association
and will leave her work here Friday.
Miss Bailey gave her report of the
work done during March at meet
ing Of the directors at the Cham
Der OF Commerce Wednesday after
noon. Miss Mary Turner OF this city
has been appointed 10 her place.
Miss BaiIey probably wIll mt leave
the city until April 2 3 when she will
go 20 New Orleans as "A stare dele
gate to the nurses national conven-
ton that is 20 be held there from
April % TO May 2. She viii return
to Chicago where she VIII take post
graduate work in the Chicago
school OF Civics and philanthropy.
II is expected that she will return in
the fan.
The Children's dlspensary work
was started seven years ago, hut it
was not until Miss Bailey came that
its scope was broadened. According
20 her report for the month, there
are II children on the present en-
rollm Mt ~ o OF them being new
cases. A total OF I42 home visits
were made and 10 clinics were held
To supply the reeds of the children
brought 10 the disnensarv 5g2 10
quarts OF milk were used
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1916-04-13
>ATEST HAPPENINGS IN AND ABOUT SOUTH BEND

turn with Sergt. Stickley's squad. AZ.
Rudynsh this season holds all rec
ords for individual work. The first
week he totaled a. OF the possible so
and maintained that mark as high
score until his perfect tally Of We'd
,nesday.
Sergt. Stickley's squad carried OF
another honor Wednesday when a
high squad mark for the three weeks
Of revolver practice was announced
following its trials on the city hail
range. A e62 mark out of a possible
500 was set up for the remaining
teams 20 shoot against There are
week.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1916-04-13
CIVIC WOMEN TO HEAR
ABOUT ELEANOR CLUBS
Mrs. Alma o. Ware 90 Make Report
OF Investigation in
Chicago.

Mrs. Alma o. Ware Who recently
Investigated the Eleanor clubs of
Chicago. will give a talk on them at
q meeting OF the WOmens Civic
league at tbs South Bend Training
school tonight The Eleanor clubs
were founded in Chicago TO take care
Of girls who go to the city and have
30 homes, Miss Grace Osborne. Who
has been giving talks BEFORE tho
Civic clubs on the preyenUoE of tu-
berculosis. viii speak ON the business
side OF the Eleanor clubs Miss Flor
ence Guthrie viii sing
Thursday nights meeting will De
n social affair. being fhe only one Of
the year. Following the regular pro-
gram. there Will be discussions AMI
q social hour.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1916-04-13
DANGERS OF DRAFT.

Drafts feel best when we are hot
and perspiring just when they are
most dangerous. and the result is
Neuralgia, StIn Neck Sore Muscles
OF sometimes an attack Of Rheuma-
tisrn. In such cases apply sloan s.
Imminent 10 stimulates circulation
10 the sore and painful part The
blood flows freely and ia a short
time the stiffness and pain leaves
Those suffering from Neuralgia or
Neuralgia Headache viii find ole or
tWo applications Of Sloan's Lininent
will give grateful relief The agoniz-
ing pain gives way 20 q tingling sen
sation OF comfort and warmth and
quiet rest and sleep is possible. Good
for Seuritis too. Price Csc at your
Druggist -Advt
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1916-04-13
LOOK OVER LOOT HERE
Michigan Officers Go over Plumber
Held By Kuespert.

Sheriff Fred Franz Of Berrien
county. with Deputy Sheriff Delbert
Fisher. an aide, motored TO South
Bend, wednesday. from ST. Joseph
to investigate Chief Of Detectives
John Kuespert's recent haul in the
criminal line. 1t was thought by the
Michigan sheriff that some Of the
plumber found IN the breaking up Of
the youthful gang of automobile &C