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The Twin Falls times. [volume] (Twin Falls, Idaho) 1905-1916, 1916-11-16

ton to the people In this country. He
has practiced here nearly nine years,
and has been maintaining the Physi-
clans and Surgeons Hospital for three
years.
Doctor Oldham is a graduate of
Northwestern University Medical
School of Chicago, in 1906. Has had
hospital training and has been prac-
ticing nearly ten years in Oakley
Idaho.
1t is our purpose to take care OF our
cases on the highest plane of scientific
The Twin Falls times. [volume] (Twin Falls, Idaho) 1905-1916, 1916-11-16
Sure Remedy.

"Ah, dearest" sighed the young man
who had just broken into the silly
class, my heart is burning with love
for you"
"1s that so" exclaimed the practical
maid. "Wait a minute and I'll get
you little soda. Grandma says that's
the only thing for heartburn"
The Twin Falls times. [volume] (Twin Falls, Idaho) 1905-1916, 1916-11-16
Low American Death Rate.

The census bureau announces tina
the death rate for the registration
area Of the United States in 1915 wa
the lowest on record; viz, 1875 pc.
1000 estimated population. This rat
is based on 900, 100 deaths reported
from % states and the District OF
Columbia, together with Al cities il
nonregistration states.
The Twin Falls times. [volume] (Twin Falls, Idaho) 1905-1916, 1916-11-16
Announcement .,

We wish to announce to our patrons
and to anyone else interested, that we
have arranged an association to bet
ter care for our work in medicine and
surgery.
Doctor Morgan needs no introduce
The Twin Falls times. [volume] (Twin Falls, Idaho) 1905-1916, 1916-11-16

mot a one. and I am greatly disap-
pointed"
"If you do not see any it is be-
cause you are nearsighted," said the
Monkey as he wrapped his tail around
the branch and revolved himself round
and round it.
"Well, quit that foolishness and
come to business. Speaking Of prog
ress, how have you monkeys progress
ed In the last ten years?"
II will cheerfully explain. When
you were here ten years ago 1t was to
gather cocoanuts. The trees were too
tall for you to climb and you threw
missiles at us to make us throw
= eocoanuts down at you. 1t was a
]. sharp trick, and it made a fool of
{ us monkeys for your great benefit.
! But don't you do it now?"
+ asked the Hunter
Z mo; we have got a better thing
+ than that-a more progressive thing.
Z Please throw a club up at me-
/ The Hunter did so with the ut
Z most cheerfulness, and the Monkey
! seized a rock from the dozen he
Z had carried up and deposited in a
i crack of the tree and hurled IL
The Twin Falls times. [volume] (Twin Falls, Idaho) 1905-1916, 1916-11-16
Uncle EIi'S Fable
HOW THE MONKEYS PROGRESSED.

walking through the forest when Monkey who
n on a limb of palm called down to him;
Hello a doing hereY'
looked walking about
TO 1 thingsw as ago.
that tme? asked the Monkey
The Twin Falls times. [volume] (Twin Falls, Idaho) 1905-1916, 1916-11-16

and ethical service.
(Signed)
DIR. ]. r. MORGAN.
DIR. e. p. OLDHAM.
Offices. Central Bldg. over Bedford
Fisher Drug Co., Main St., Twin Falls.
Idaho.
advertisement
The Twin Falls times. [volume] (Twin Falls, Idaho) 1905-1916, 1916-11-16

Mrs. Stella b. Dabney, secretary OF
the Prisoners Relief society, who an
nounces she will devote the rest Of
her life and also her fortune to help
Ing ex-convicts. Mrs. Dabney is q
beautiful young widow, and is one Of
the principal heirs to the immense for
tune left by the late Capt. George w
Bay. Probably no woman in this coun
try is making Il greater sacrifice
help the unfortunate than Mrs. Dab
ncy.
The Twin Falls times. [volume] (Twin Falls, Idaho) 1905-1916, 1916-11-16

with struck the the stomach and
When consciousness
to hear the Monkey
world still We had to throw puff
throw rocks
show tina view up to and a NJ. QUAD
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1916-02-11

ton of Edward Peples farce, "A Pair
Of Skies" at the Longacre theatre,
New York. For once the writer's IL
lowed themselves to indulge in super
latives of praise without stint, and
they showed that even the critics had
enjoyed themselves. The opening
paragraph of the criticism of the New
York Times (that most conservative of
metropolitan papers) was so unusual
that it is worth quoting: when the
curtain fell at the end of the first act
of the new farce that came to the Long
acre theatre last night, it seemed too
good to be true that playwright and
players could keep up fun all evening
at so fast and furious a pace. But it
was true. The audience that waited
incredulously for that second act found
it crammed full with fun all its own,
and as for the third and last, the peO-
pie on the stage, shout as they would,
could hardly make themselves heard
above the bowls of laughter that came
from the other side of the footlights.
The playgoers who cannot find amuse-
ment in "A Pair of Skies would have
scowled at Seven Days. sobbed at Of
ficer $685. and wept outright at Seven
Keys to Baldpate.' There are not
many adjectives left to adequately de-
scribe the heartiness of its quality as
an entertainment" The new farce
will be seen at the Illinois theatre next
Sunday night
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1916-02-11
New Strength for Lame Backs and Worn-out Condition.

nels often get sore and sleep is dis
turbed two or three times a night
This is the time you should consult
some physician of wide experience
such as DR.. Pierce. of the Invalids' HO-
tel and Surgical Institute. Buffalo, n.
Y. Send him 10 cents for large trial
package of his new discovery-"An-
uric" Write him your symptoms and
send a sample of urine for test. En-
perience has taught DR.. Pierce that
"Anuric" is the most powerful agent
in dissolving uric acid, as hot water
melts sugar. Being so many times
more active than lithia, it clears the
heart valves of any sandy substances
which may clog them and checks the
degeneration of the blood vessels, as
well as regulating blood pressure. Al
uric" is regular insurance and lie
saver for all big meat eaters and those
who deposit lime salts in their JOINS
Ask the druggist for "Anuric" put up
by DR.. Pierce. in 50-cent packages
(Ady.)
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1916-02-11
Ih7&&@EEh!eaatre

duction Of Armstrong; Wife" a
thrilling drama by Margaret Turnbull.
Miss Goodrich has long been consid-
cred one of the most versatile act
resses and one of the most beautiful
women on the English speaking stage
and in this stirring photo drama she
has full opportunity to display her
artistic ability. The plot of the play
has to do with a country girl who is
tricked into false marriage by a
professional gambler and how she re-
turns to her first love. The action Of
the play occurs in fashionable New
York and in the rugged mountains Of
the Canadian Rockies. The cast
supporting Miss Goodrich is one of
unusual excellence, including Thomas
Meighan, James Cruze, Hal Clements,
Florence Dagmar, Lewis McCord,
Raymond Hatton and other members
Of the Lasky all-star organization.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1916-02-11
AT SPENCER SQUARE.

"The Thoroughbred" five-act ad-
venture, with William Russell as the
featured player, is today's picture at
the Spencer Square. The story briefly
told: In order to recover recent losses
and be able to propose to Angela Earle,
Kelso Hamilton plunges heavily in
stocks and is ruined. Angela offers
kelso her fortune and the latter is so
carried away that he reveals the Sc
cret Of his love and promises to go
west and make good. George Carewe,
Earle's secretary, hopes to make An
eela his wife, although he has been
carrying on clandestine love affair
with Jessie Cook, Angela's maid.
Jessie's father finds entrance to Ca
reeves room, and In a struggle Ca
reeves valet falls and Cook realizes
that he Is a murderer. e'slips into
the smoking room, where the men have
gathered for game of poker, hides
behind the curtain and sees Carewe
hide cards in Hamiltons smoking lack
ct Later Carewe accuses Hamilton of
cheating, insists that he be searched
and the evidence is so plain that An
gela's father demands that the engage
ment be broken.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1916-02-11
AT THE COLUMBIA.

"The Lions Bride" a thrilling and
spectacular act, featuring a ferocious
lion, is the headliner for the last half
of the week at the Columbia, Daven-
port. A pretty story in pantomime is
told about an attempt of shah of
India to make a fair maiden captive,
but woman-like, she spurns his too in
sistent love attacks and in conse-
quence is thrown into the royal lions
den, to be devoured, but at the criti-
cal moment handsome prince, noted
as great mystic, through some clever
mechanical devices, shifts the real
wild beast Of the forest into another
cage and in the disguise of an animal
himself liberates the girl, while pre-
tending to kill her The stunt is put
on by the Great Carter, who is an IL
lusionist Of remarkable ability. The
stage settings are elaborate. He also
does some very clever work in hand
rapping," in which wooden hand,
placed on a pane of glass is made to
perform in real spiritualistic fashion.
One Of his best offerings is his Ma
gicians Incubator" In which he pro-
duces charming girl out of a seem
ingly empty crystal casket. Melodious
nonsense is dished out temptingly by
Van & Hyman. One of the team has
an excellent "woman's voice" which
he handles we'll. A unique and thor
oughly enjoyable innovation is pro-
vided by Claudeis & Scarlet. who, in
their Call of the Sixties introduce
songs of the long ago. The old fash
Toned tunes have quaint attractive
ness and are rendered in an artistic
manner. Vernie Kaufman, who opens
the bill, shows she knows all about
riding bicycle, for she does difficult
feats with the greatest ease.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1916-02-11

Dear Mr.. Editor:
| suffered from lame back and a tired,
WORKOUT feeling Was unable to
stand erect and scarcely able to get
around. 1t would usually come on at
first with crick in small of my back.
l took one box of Dr. Pierce's Anuric
Tablets and my back commenced to
get better soon after starting to take
them. l did not have to walk doubled
over as l did before using the An
uric" 1t is the best remedy | have
ever taken for what it is intended to
relieve. | hope those who are in need
of such remedy will give these Tab
lets of Dr. Pierce's a trial
Yours truly,
A. G. DRAKE.
Note:-When your kidneys get slug
gish and clog, you suffer from back
ache, sick headache, dizzy spells, or
the twinges and pains of lumbago,
rheumatism and govt. The urine is
often cloudy, full of sediment; chan
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1916-02-11
NEASNOIES9< 1MpIELAND
S 6YDAISY DEAN ~

Margaret Gibson, recently elevated
to stardom by David Horsley, will make
her debut as featured player in a
five-reel production called THE Souls
Cycle"
In theme the play is unique. 1t
treats with the ancient philosophy that
in the Immortality Of the soul many
cycles must be re-lived to round out
it's perfection, and when one defies the
divine law he must go back to first
principles. and even into animal form,
TO work up again to his former estate.
Two epochs are included in this pic
ture. First is portrayed the life in old
Grecian times in the graceful circle
of a polished Grecian senator. The
second half Of the picture has its set
ting today, centuries later, and the
characters are the reincarnated souls
Of the people about whom the first half
of the picture revolves.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1916-02-11
Omen congress On Christian Work,

Panama, Feb 1.-THE Congress on
Christian Work in Latin-America was
opened here today. DR.. Belisario Por-
ras, president Of the republic deliv-
cred an address of welcome to the 30C
delegates and visitors representing the
principal Protestant churches in the
United States and Great Britain,
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1916-02-11
AT THE ILLINOIS.

There has probably never been a
play produced in New York City that
received such glowing. bubbling criti-
cisms as that given by the ordinarily
very hard to please metropolitan crit
les to Manager H. H. Frazee's produc-
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1916-02-11
AT THE MAJESTIC

Edna Goodrich, the distinguished
American actress and world famous
beauty viii he seen at the Majestic
tonight. in the Jesse L. Laskv nro-
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1916-02-11
Margaret Gibson.

She was born in Colorado Springs,
Colo, Sept IA, 1896. Has been an in
genue up to this time, but from now
on will be star. She's an expert at
horseback riding and swimming.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1916-02-11
MAJESTIC.

Friday-Edna Goodrich in Arm
strong's Wife"
Saturday-Victor Moore in "Chim-
ME Fadden Out West"
Sunday-Valli Valli in "The Tur-
moil."
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1916-02-11
BLACK HAWK,

Friday-Hiram Walthall in 1.-THE
Edge Of Things" "The Dynamite
Train" Hazards Of Helen
Saturday-"The Luring Light" ut
Happened in Snakeville."
Sunday-"The Greater Will"
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1916-02-11

the leading roles in the C. N. & A. NJ.
Williamson story he is about to put
into production. 1t is a fve-part
drama and when completed will be
released as a Blue Ribbon feature.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1916-02-11
THE REST.

Friday-"Via Wireless" Gold Roos-
ter play.
Saturday-"Just Out of College"
Sunday-"The Frame Up"
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1916-02-11

Edith Storey, Antonio Moreno. Lii
liam Burns, Donald MacBride. Marion
Henry, Josephine Earle and Templer
SAKE have been selected by vitagraph
Director George D. Baker TO portray
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1916-02-11
Kelsey and Shannon Stars in ~The
Sphinx"

Herbert Kelsey and Effle Shannon,
two popular stage stars, will shortly
appear in Red Feather photoplay
called The Sphinx"
Fascinated by the charm and beauty
OF noted dancer, commonly called
The Sphinx" young artist deserts
his fiancee and gives himself up TO the
perils Of a mad infatuation. The
woman's accepted lover is the boys
father. and each plays the game of
love unknown to the other. It's a
big theme. handled in q mastery man
ner by these we'll known artists who
are supported by an excellent COM
pany. The scenic environment is said
to be beautiful and awe-inspiring, fully
in keeping with the excellence Of this
romantic drama.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1916-02-11
EMPIRE.

Waller Stock company in popular
p. m.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1916-02-11

Annette Kellermans big film play
being made in Jamaica is not yet fin
,shed. but already has cost between
100000 and 100000 (say the produc-
ersl. That's nothing Billie Burke's
second picture, a serial by Rupert
Hughes, is to cost the producers. they
assert solemnlv, not cipher less than
1900, 900.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1916-02-11
COLUMBIA.

COLUMBIA.
Vaudeville (DavenporD. Two per-
formances daily, at 2:45 and SIS.
Three Saturday and Sunday, at 2:45,
1880 and 9 o'clock.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1916-02-11
SPENCER SQUARE,

SPENCER SQUARE.
Friday-William Russell in THE
Thoroughbred"
Saturday-Holbrook Blinn in 'fLife's
Whirlpool"
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1916-02-11

Valli Valli, who is not a corset or a
perfume, but a popular movie actress,
appears next in Her Debt of Honor"
Every woman is herewith informed
that in Francis Y. Bushman's name the
X stands for Xavier"
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1916-10-13
The Effects of Prohibition.

You may vote dry, or you may vote
wet, but have you ever considered the
effects of prohibition in the dry states!
How can level minded citizen vote dry
and still think that he is doing justice
to his neighbor and to himself, when he
knows what havoc prohibition has
worked in the states? Prohibition is a
failure, it has been proven so. ltmakes
an outlaw of temperate drinker. 1t
creates speak easys. 1t restricts the
freedom of the people.
What are the results of prohibition?
Maine has had prohibition for half a
century, and there is greater percent
age of arrests for intoxication in Maine
than in New York or Pennsylvania, and
bootleggers in Maine claim to be among
the most influential molders of public
opinion. Kansas has prohibition and
Kansas has a greater percentage of in
sane than has Ohio or Nebraska. Kan
sas also has one OF the highest divorce
ratings in the country, with very high
percentage of divorces granted for
drunkenness and cruelty to wives.
North Carolina has prohibition and
North Carolina has higher percentage
of illiteracy than has Kentucky the home
of the whiskey STILL
Oklahoma has prohibition and Okla
homa has smaller percentage of
church goers than any other state in the
Union. All the prohibition states COM
plain of poverty more than do the states
which have no such laws to restrict the
freedom of the people. Some people
seem to think that prohibition would
be cure for all our ills. Do they know
that the only country that has ever
tried national prohibition is Turkey?
Turkey has had national prohibition for
1900 years. Has it elevated the morals
of the Nation? What has Turkey ever
contributed to civilization?
You may think that the writer of this
article is saloon keeper and writing
for his own interests but nay my deal
readers. am not interested if you vote
dry or wet; but if you have level head
and good common sense, think this over
and use your own judgement.
Joseph H. Baumann,
Bowie, Md
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1916-10-13
County Chapter ID. A. r. Meets.

The Prince Georges County Chapter
National Society Daughters of the
American Revolution, held its Fall
Meeting on Saturday last, at the home
of two of its members, Mrs. Grafton C,
D. Townshend and Miss Sarah E. Town
shend, near Mitchelville, and all enjoyed
the southern hospitality for which the
Forest is noted. The sumptous dinner
given by the hostesses was heartily
enjoyed and made you think more and
more of the universal hospitality so
general in Maryland in the sixteenth
and seventeenth centuries.
The meeting was called to order by
the Regent, Miss Emma Eaton Walker.
After the business meeting a social
program, of which one of the numbers
was solo by Miss Erma 3. Walker,
was enjoyed. Another was an interest
ing talk by the honored Chaplain Cen
eral of the National Society, Mrs. Mary
S. Lockwood, whom we had the pleas
ure of having as an honorary member.
Other guests were Mrs. James E
Mulcure. Regent of the Sarah Franklin
Chapter, also n honorary member,
Mrs. Saunders Johnson. editor of the
Lineage Book, Mrs. William B. Hardy,
Regent of the Martha Washington,
Mrs. Francis S. Carmody, Mrs. w. T.
Walker, Mrs. G.. G. Archibold, Mrs
Edward S. Walker, Mrs. Joiner, Mrs.
Belt Townshend, Misses Elizabeth j..
Wolfe and Resale Hardy were present.
Members of the chapter answering
roll call were, Miss Ada Howard John
son, Vice Regent, Mrs. G. M. Hughes,
Corresponding Secretary, Miss Janet
Gibson Walker, Registrar, Mrs. Eliza
beth Lester, Mrs. W. 7. Klock, Mrs.
Percy Campbell, Miss Erma B. Walk
err, Mrs. G. C. D. Townshend, Sarah E
Townshend and Emma Eaton Walker.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1916-10-13
Government Crop Report

A summary of the October crop re-
port for the State of Maryland and for
the United States, as compiled by the
Bureau of Crop Estimates land trans
mitted through the Weather Bureau),
U. S. Department of Agriculture.
Corn; pushels-Maryland, 27,100,0 900.
United States, 2,72O, 100000 Produc-
ton last year, Maryland, "a, $50, 900.
United States, 1854, $685.
Wheat; bushels Maryland, 10,24O,0 900,
United States, 6O8, 900, 900. Production
last year, Mary land, lO.272, 900. United
States, 1,O1l, SOB, 600.
Oats; ushels-Maryland, 1900, 600.
United States, 1920, 100000. Produc-
ton last year, Maryland, 100000,
United States, 1,54O, 1000.
Rye; bushels-M aryland, 372, 900
United States, 4l,S84, 900. Production
last year, Maryland, 1861 900. United
States, 49, 10000.
Tobacco; pounds-Maryland, 19,3O0,-
900. United States, 1000, 900. Pro-
duction last year, Maryland, 16, $1,000.
United States, 1,060,587, 900.
Potatoes; bushels-Maryland, 4, $50,
900. United States, 301, 0UO,0 Pro-
duction last year, Maryland, 4,26S, 900.
United States, 359, 1O3, OO0
Sweet Potatoes ;bushels-M Maryland.
1,U1U,V UO. United States, 67,8OO,OOU,
Production last year, Maryland, l, O4o.
| 100. United States, 1926, u00.
Hay; tons-M aryland, Gil, 900.
United States, SO, l55, 900. Production
last year, Maryland, 49, United
States, IS, 225, 900.
Apples; barrels-Maryland, S48, 900.
United States, 66, 200, 900. Production
last year, Maryland, 100000. United
States, 76,67O,OOO.
Peaches: bushels-Maryland, SIC, 600
United States, 36,91l, 900. Estimated
production 1915, Maryland, l,248, 900
United States, 63, 460,O0.
Prices-The first price given below
is the average on October l this year
and the second the average on Octobe
last year:
| Wheat, per bushel, 143 and 100 cents
Corn, per bushel, 81 and 80 cents. Oats
per bushel, So and AZ cents. Potatoes
per hushel, 81 and 81 cents. Hay, pc
ton, $3.50 and $3.50. Eggs, per doz
81 and "a cents.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1916-10-13
S1OO Reward, 500

The readers of this paper will be
nleased to learn that there is at least
one dreaded disease that science has
been able to cure in all its stages, and
that is catarrh. Catarrh being greatly
influenced by constitutional condltions
reonires constitutional treatment,
Halls Catarrh Cure is taken internally
and acts thru the Blood on the Mucous
Surfaces of the System thereby de-
stroying che foundation Of the disease,
giving the patient strength by building
1p the constitution and assisting ma
ture in doing its work. The proprle-
tors have so much faith in the curative
power of Halls Catarrh cure that
thew offer One Hundred Dollars for any
case that it fails to cure. Send for list
Address: F. j. CHENEY & CO.,
Toledo, Ohio. Sold by all druggists Toe
Adv.