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The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1916-11-03

Luke McLuke Says
1t is all right for a woman to have
some seli-coniidence, But she should
never get to point where she gets a
yen to support husband
You have always found that the
man who is most easily approached is
the hardest TO get away from
II isn't so blame 0ld yc,' But a
woman who has swell set Of furS
would rather sweat than be seen on
the street without them.
Il is none OF our business. Rut well
bet that the reason a woman is SO
afraid that her husband will get pneu.
monia because he wears light under
wear is because she isn't wearing any
underwear herself so you could no.
ticc II.
Some girls lie about the number o'
men who have asked her to MARI,
them Bnt an heireSs isn't one OF them
\ man won't get out OF a bathtut
to answer the telephone when it rings
But woman has more curiosity thar
that
Some wives imagine that il the,
hand few God Bless Our Home
notices around the house they do not
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1916-11-03

have to assume any of the response
bility themselves.
And the old fashioned wife who had
a what Is Home Without a Mother ?"
motto on the wall now has a married
daughter who is raising a poodle.
Every man may not earn the salary
he receives, But every wife does
After heavy hails,orm people may
disagree about some OF the things that
happened But they will all agree that
the hailstones were as big as hens
eggs.
Men are pretty orncry But VIC won't
lose Our faith in them until we hear
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1916-11-03
THE WOMEN ARE PUZZLED.

MORE than ono ob'evant OF this city would
A'' like TO have some work puzzle which perpcxes
aluo, to the bursting point Here's the situation
When woman visits tho hair dresser all operation,
are in secluded parlor But when visits hair
dresser he occupy the space behind plate glass
window which might better be used for the display of Jew
elry, lace' other wares of that nature.
Now, the women cannot understand why will re
cline apparently ease in window with lather on their
faces and on exhibition for thousands who pass and who
give a look OF curiosity
Can any man explain to the women why BARRIERS usually
choose display windows in which to work.
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1916-11-03
Then II Happsned

why c0uldn't y0uV demanded The
Rummy, as he lit his cigar.
why couldn't you what" said the
Barkccp, as he reached for the night
stick under the bar.
why il a blcached blonde started
on an ocean voyage why couldn't YOU
say that she is sailing under false col
Crs| asked the Rummy, as he headed
for the door.
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1916-11-03
HOGWALLOW LOCALS
By GEORGE BINGHAM.
Copyright by George Matthew Adsms)

Raz Barlow says
ono fault he finds
with music is that
II cvaporate, just
az soon as the air
strikes it,
.
A strange, rat
Ting noise was
heard down the
road to the east
early this morn
ing. II is believed
to hr either the Tin
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1916-11-03

Peddlcr's wagon or the mail carriers
horse
Cricket Hicks got down off the
fence yesterday to let lizard pass.
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1916-11-03
IIootaYl

| knew man named Hiram Hay,
Who ate food with his knife.
Intil he made slip one day,
And almost lost his life,
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1916-11-03
BriefA

There goes fellow who is hoping
for hrlei career said the Wise Gu,
"a brlct career" questioned the Old
Eogv
"lcs' replied the Wise Guy "IIe ha,
Just started to practice Law"
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1916-11-03

Possession Of three fingers" Of whisky brought fine
against the possessor Of 500 On this basis il should
be caught with four full quarts the fine would prccptac
a mortgage on the home
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1916-11-03
Poor Old Paw.

OOl Olu idW.
Wlllc-paw
paw-NeS. my son.
Willie II says here that a irock co
Is proper for wedding. Is it2
Paw-lcS. my son 1t is.
Willie Well wouldn't a cutawaF
proper for a divorce suit
Pdw-Nou SO to bed, Young man
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1916-11-03
The Campaign Orator

His loud talk often makes me sc-eam.
hate his brag and hlarc.
FOR when he tries to get up steam,
lIc merely spouts hot air.
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1916-11-03
Mustard Hunter

Carl Hunter and Mary Mustard
we're married in Adams county. Ohio
last week.
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1916-11-03
Aw Gwani

Il wear veil said sweet Miss Leaven
Az she tried to conceal her mth,
ITO Keep away the sun of Heaven.
And TO attract the sons uI earth"
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1916-11-03
Ouch !

II YOU happen To be in Cridcrvillc
Ohio, and your flyvcr breaks do%n
YOU can fAlways 90 10 Helen Fixit.
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1916-11-03
'C0KHM:E0KH
His COLUMN
copyrj6ht19ie
An Epitaph

Consider poor old Adam Greed,
And To his case, my friends. give heed.
lie wrecked his fortune and his health
In trying TO add to his wealth
A dollar that he didn't ueeC
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1916-11-03

II alcohol comes into general fuel for motor
cars it vii, be we'll to keep the fuel supply away from
the driver.
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1916-11-03
OLDST0RIHS
INNEWTYPH
Twenty Years Ago.
Prom Ire TINES FILES

Twenty Years Ago.
{. D. Arnold and John DeLana were
I'll Rcnoitcs IN the city today
Gardner GivenS came in from Me-
AlcStcr last night
Miss Ollie Leroy returned today
from McLoud.
J. H. MaNey and Oscar Lee OF Shaw
nee were IN the city today.
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1916-11-03

The local posoiice receipts for this year are expected
to amount to 100000 Evidently has been writ,
ing good many letters
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1916-11-03

isn't our ice bill rather high,
dear" asked the young husband as he
looked over the household accounts.
Il was Just going to ask you about
that, love" said the bride Il can't I'M
derstand il at all I've been Just as eco
nomcal as possibly could, but we
never seem to have enough ice. Why,
I've left the icchox door open on hot
days to cool of the ice"
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1916-11-03

The publishers Of biographies would like to have the
European dispute settled they get down to busi-
ness again
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1916-11-03

The information that cloves make fine flavor for
"scrs" intended for the housckccpcr and not the bar
keeper
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1916-11-03
Maybe.

We are all complaining abou, the
high cost OF living But if some OF the
girls wore Just a shade less clothe,
maybe they could make both ends meet.
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1916-11-03
RIPPLIN0RHYNRS
BYN0ltMoSon
DULL MPAIGN.
cDl|riVht 1910

I WONDER what's the matter The
| statesmen rant and chatter, and yell
and scream and toOt, but no one
seems aiirightcd, and no one gets cx-
cited, and no one cares hoot, Wa
poor, downtrodden voters are busy
with our motors, for now the roads arc
grand, we haven't time to harkcn 10
statesmen and their barkin OF perlls IN
this land The weathcr'S most en-
chanting. so we go gallvanting, in
skies" "eights" or "iours' oh, who
would list to yawping. when autumn
leaves are dropping, and sunshines out
OF doors? Who cares about the is
sues' Let statesmen sptain the tissues
of larynx. lung and throat we will not
linger near them. We will not pause to
hear them, for here's our choo ohoo
boat. Who cares prunc or prism Tor
this or t'othcr ism, since autumn
zcphyrs blow, our problems may he
dccpcr-but gasoline is cheaper than
twas month ago The statesmen
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1916-11-03

Our Daily Snecial
Luke McLuke Saws

Wen All Forgive Your BAD Start
Ii You Make A Good Finish
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1916-11-03

All trails will lead to Oklahoma City November 2l.
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1916-11-03

Mrs George Knott is the guest OF
Mrs. William Knott on East Fourth
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1916-11-03

Mrs p. r Thornton entertained thi'
afternoon with high five at her hand
some new home on West Fourteenth.
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1916-11-03

Mrs George Knott is the guest OF
Mrs William Knott on East Fourth
Mrs r. h Thornton entertained thi'
afternoon with high five at her hand
some new home on West Fourteenth
A new club was recently organized.
which includes Mines Benu. Durand,
Fits, Frlnnon, Churchill. Brooks, Peck,
RaGSdalc Leach, Morris, Northrup,
and Post.
w y Warren has disposed Of his
farm and will become a resident OF
Oklahoma, City
Ten Years Ago.
+ 6 Naught, who is 4 member ot
the Davis Hat company, has Just re-
turned from Dallas,
The friends OF woman suffrage viii
be glad to learn that the Equal Sut-
iragc association ot the two territories
has established headquarters in the In
dia Temple building
Mrs W W. ludcn of West Twelfth
street entertained informally at cards
yesterday ior Miss Schtnck'S house
guest, Miss Stowcll
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1916-11-03
Nnticel

| c Shore, clerk at the Cincinnati
poStoiiice, has been appointed pilot o
the good ship Names Is Names
Why2
Please answer this wftc men. beg,
The problem makes frfo-xad
why do we never beat an egg
When we know II is bad7
Luke McLuke.
oh, Luke, ! never thought that YOU
We're such an awful Ounce
I'll tell YOU what YOU ought TO do,
Just go and try 1t once
detroit Free Press
The Logan Republican. [volume] (Logan, Utah) 1902-1924, 1916-01-20
B. College
-oe soc? , ;s.v9frI gsNtfl &c
1850. z NeOs u q. g,

AT the B. Y. c. under the direc-
ton OF Miss Carlisle three dancing
classes have been conducted during
the week. With the handicap for
room, and the seasons slump in the
variety of dancing, the fad having
degenerated dancing to monotony
OF the walk with occasional contor-
tionaI variations, the decision to in
troduce a number OF row dances In
the dancing classes has been receiv'
ed with a rousing response by the
students. The last of the irst Sc
ries will be held Tuesday evening.
"The Elopement of Ellen" Is hold
ing about as much attention among
the students and creating almost as
much favorable comment as real
sure enough elopement usually does.
II carries with It about the same ct
cetras. too-a fortune, previous
compulsory engagement, sympathetic
young married couple for chaperones,
a brother, a brothers chum an econ
omic girl in special research work
disguised as a servant, and an insi-
Did. sentimental bookish rector. The
play is modern and fitted. to the pre-
sentation by college people. Those
taking part have all had experience
on the stage. They are: Florence
Carlisle, Sara Blair, Hazel Anderson,
Della England, Luella Anderson,
Mary Carlisle and Mabel Christensen.
In connection with the play short
minstrel is to be presented. These
facts should insure to the Crimson
girls of the b. Y. c. full house
and an appreciative audience. The
time is Sis on Friday January 81:
the place. Nibiey Hall; the girls, the
Crimson Girls.
Prof. Cite and Karl Wood have
given the program for the week in
devotional. The former played a bar-
itone solo on Monday, on Tuesday
Mr.. Wood gave a talk about charac-
ter building.
In the regular meeting Of the Web
sters on Tuesday evening, Attorney
Fonnesbeck lectured on Segregating
Principle and Fact.
The Logan Republican. [volume] (Logan, Utah) 1902-1924, 1916-01-20
DOINCS OF THE
LOGAN THIRD
WARD CHOIR

Tuesday evening of this week the
Logan Third ward choir met as usu-
al for its weekly practise and after
about an hours practise you could
see by the discord Of the choir and
the stern feature Of the leader that
something was internally wrong and
that things were about at the break
ing point when he announced that
that was all the practise we needed
as he had a job on his hands that
needed immediate attention. SO he
grabbed his baton and at the hrst
stroke cut off the head of the choir
with about as much ceremony as he
makes bricks and then all the men,
bers commenced to tremble or turn
around in their seats as his search.
ing eye commenced to survey the
audience for the Wright material to
patch up his broken idol and as he
proceeded to work his idol back In.
to shape again he said man cannot
stand alone so he put two supports
one on each side and as he had heard
something about man being alone In
the scriptures, he said, don't want
this idol Of mine one sided SO I'll
put a man support on one side and
female support on the other, lest
my idol becomes one sided, he then
looked at the foundation and bass OF
the structure and made 1t safe as
possible with the uplifted hands OF
the remaining members after which
he told his pupils that he had a SUR
prise in store for us all and to be-
hold the sleigh bells began to tingle
outside the house and all went for
a sleigh ride with Our leaders own
teams and rode around with him
when all at once he grabbed his
stick again announced that he intend
ed to round up the delinquent men,
bers. After gathering up two or
three, we then turned our attention
toward the brickyard. We were met
with cheering voices, good warm
fire and a welcome hostess who was
the better half of the leader and VINO
certainly did justice to the occasion
in the way of preparing good things
to eat for the jolly crowd.
The Logan Republican. [volume] (Logan, Utah) 1902-1924, 1916-01-20
New York VIII Eat
Cab Horse Steak and Save
Nation Can Save $36,OOO,OOO Year
by following Suit-"Let's Raise
Horses for Eating Purposes Only"
Cry Advocates of New Diet, land
Turn Transportation Over to Auto"

New York-Ecce the edible equine!
Or, to take from Latin, 10, the pal.
atable pony! For horse flesh as
legitimate food for humans is at
last to be officially recognized in
America!
And the amazing reduction of at
least s36.000,0O0 annually in the ma.
tons high cost of living would be
realized IL all other communities
would follow the lead OF New York
whose board of health has decided
to permit the sale of horse meat.
Chicago housewives would gain $780,,
900 annually If they would serve stall.
lion steaks and colt outlets; Philadel-
phia, s6O0,O00!
The land required to feed Ameri-
cas- 25,000,000 horses experts claim
would raise produce to support 1885,
100000 humans.
Then why" asks advocates of
horse meat. should this land be de-
veloped to raising animals which are
good only for uneconomic hauling and
are practically valueless at death?
let us turn transportation over to
to the automobile" they plead, land
is healthful, nourishing and some
consider II choicer than beef or
veal"
To bear this out, DR.. Haven EN-
erson, New York's commissioner of
health, declares:
There is no medical or sanitary
reason to prevent equine flesh from
becoming staple food. The relative
value Of horse meat abroad is shown
by the experience OF our veterinarian
DR.. Alderman who found that In
Brussels horse meat from England
was bringing higher prices than Ar.
gentine beef!
May Be Safer Than Beef
Horse meat can now be obtained
by the thrifty in New York as well
as abroad. and hereafter, instead Of
being sold for their bones, old nags
can be fatteued up and disposed Of
as meat"
Commissioner Emerson indicated
that since the horse never suffered
from tuberculosis and transfits no
The Logan Republican. [volume] (Logan, Utah) 1902-1924, 1916-01-20
YEARS LEAVE OF
ABSENCE IN JAPAN

Washington, Jan. 1S.-Secretary
OF the Navy Daniels has granted to
Sergeant George Warrell, United
States Marine Corps, retired. one
years leave of absence to remain in
Japan, where, for 16 years Warrell
served as mail orderly at the U. S.
Naval Hospital, Yokohama. Twenty
seven years Of WarrelRs thirty years
OF continuous service was spent in
the Far East, and only once in the q
years did he visit the United States.
In 1912 he returned to America, but
he felt the Far East calling him and
returned after 81 days spent at Mare
Island, California. -
Sergeant Warreh first enlisted in
the United States Marine Crops on
September 26. 1887. and for years
has been a familiar figure to Ameri.
The Logan Republican. [volume] (Logan, Utah) 1902-1924, 1916-01-20

one Of the screamingly funny Chin
mic Fadden stories.
AS Ramona had appeared in sup
port of Geraldine Farrar, the cele-
brated operate prima donna, both In
Carmen, and Maria Rosa, and also
had appeared In The Unknown, in
support OF Lou Tellegen, formerly
leading man for Sarah Bernhardr, she
decided that drama was her forte
While Ramona had no objection to
appearing with Victor Moore, she
got the impression first that the play
was to be OF the slapstick brand OF
comedy and with this she refused to
be identified. However, when inform
ed that it was to be comedy of q
high order, she consented to appear
but announced that in the future, she
would not appear in anything but
Shakespearian revivals or Ibsen dra
mas. To show her utter contempt
for the whole affair, she promptly ate
all the fur off Mr.. Moore's bearskir
chaps.
The Logan Republican. [volume] (Logan, Utah) 1902-1924, 1916-01-20
Agricultural
College Nevs

I DR.. John A. Widtsoe, president OF
the Utah Agricultural College. ba.
just received a letter from the secre.
tary of the Columbian Delegation at
Washington asking him to recon.
mend dry farm expert to 60 to Co.
lumbia for g few months to look oy.
er certain regions Of the country TO
ascertain IL they can be utilized for
farming purposes. The secretary
wrote DR.. Widtsoe at the advice of
Mr.. Antonio Borda, who was re.
cent visitor at the college.
Judge H. Fl. Rolapp, president OF
the United States Sugar Manufactur.
ing Association has Just sent Dr.
Harris of the Utah Agricultural Col.
lege agronomy department French
translation Of the professors bulletin
on the growing of sugar beet seed.
This article was published by the
Journal des lubricants de Sucre
where it appeared last October. 1t
was called to Judge Rolapp's atten.
ton by Mr.. Robert Oxnard, president
Of the American Beet Sugar Com.
pany.
Young Chicks In Demand
Prof. Byron Alder is receiving
about twenty letters week from all
over the western states inquiring for
baby chicks for spring delivery. Last
spring the poultry department of the
Utah Agricultural College had prom.
Used by February ] all It could sup.
ply, but even after that date requests
for over twenty thousand came in.
In order to make the limited supply
Of the college go as far as possible
this year no one will be allowed to
get more than one hundred If the
young fowls.
The Logan Republican. [volume] (Logan, Utah) 1902-1924, 1916-01-20
Versatile Canadian Statesman.

Gen. Sir Sam Hughes. Csnada's pic.
tulesque and efficient minister Of mi.
litis, the results Of whose untiring ef.
forts for years past have been 80 man.
ifest since the war began, has been
In turn q schoolteacher. country edi.
tor, politician and soldier. Years ago
he was professor Of English in the
Collegiate institute Of Toronto. The
militia has long been his hobby. Dur.
ing the Boer war he obtained a COM
mission, though his offer Of regiment
was rejected.
The Logan Republican. [volume] (Logan, Utah) 1902-1924, 1916-01-20
BOYS AND GIRLS ADD
TO WEALTH OF STATE

There are 440 Boys and Girls Clubs
in 10 counties Of Utah with an en-.
rollment of 24,46S. They have added
to the wealth of the state over 65,-
900 dollars. The two largest items
being sugar beets and potatoes, The
boys raised the average yield OF DO.
tatoes from 140 to 44O bushels per
acre.
The Sweepstakes Champion boy
and girl OF the state are Ray Smith
OF Sugar Station. Salt Lake, and Der.
nice Roberts Of ClearAeld, Davis
county. They will receive as prizes
free transportation and free tuition
to the Agricultural College Roundup.
The Logan Republican. [volume] (Logan, Utah) 1902-1924, 1916-01-20
Chinn1liie Fadden Out
West, at The Lyric
Friday ( Saturday

Ramona, the famous burro of the
Lasky Company, contemplates re-
signing from that organization. This
burro is the only one in captivity
with a dramatic temperament and
her reason for leaving the Lasky
fold is her objection to playing COM
edy.
Ramona was cast to appear in sup
port of Victor Moore, in the produc-
ton OF Chimmie Fadden Out West,
The Logan Republican. [volume] (Logan, Utah) 1902-1924, 1916-01-20

And in accordance with law and
an order Of the Board of Directors
made on the 18th day Of December.
1915, So many shares of each parcel
of such stock as may be necessary
will be sold at the Office of the secre-
tary, Commercial Block, Logan, Utah,
on the 18th Cay of February, 1916,
vt the hour of IL m. to pay delinquent
assessments thereon, together with
the cost of advertising and expense
Of sale.
H. BULLEN, Secretary
Commercial Block, Logan, Utah.
Adv. 2-12
The Logan Republican. [volume] (Logan, Utah) 1902-1924, 1916-01-20
Excusable Ignorance.

But money talks, you know" re-
marked the man with the quotation
habit. AS matter Of fact. l don't
know anything Of the kind" answered
the man with fringe on the bottoms
OF his trousers. Il never was able to
get within speaking distance OF IT,"
The Logan Republican. [volume] (Logan, Utah) 1902-1924, 1916-01-20
~ .:35 .sr eeOLf5.~. Ee1 .a- ty
Mexican Citrus :,
Fruit Company
Logan, Utah

NQTICE.-THERE ARE DELHI
QUENT upon the following described
stock on account of assessment levi
ed on the 18th day Of December, 1915,
the several amounts set opposite the
names of the respective shareholders
as follows:
The Logan Republican. [volume] (Logan, Utah) 1902-1924, 1916-01-20
In Vino veritas.

A we'll known detective had Just
told a New York reporter how one OF
his assistants had extracted a crooks
very discriminating life story by means
OF alcohol. Alcohol" said he with q
chuckle. Alcohol is marvellous pre-
sentative Of everything but secrets"
The Logan Republican. [volume] (Logan, Utah) 1902-1924, 1916-01-20
Ocular 6reathlno.

Fond English Mother-Ay. dear lad,
there's not q day passes but
what think Of you in that awful
sub'srine. with only the periscup 20
breathe through.
The Logan Republican. [volume] (Logan, Utah) 1902-1924, 1916-01-20

Prof. Zundel lectured before the
Forum last night. He discussed the
topic Rest Periods in Plant.
The Logan Republican. [volume] (Logan, Utah) 1902-1924, 1916-01-20

can tourists visiting Yokohama and
Picking, China.
The Logan Republican. [volume] (Logan, Utah) 1902-1924, 1916-01-20
at v. S. Meat Chief Says
About Horseflesh


DR.. A. d. Melvin, chief OF the Uni.
ted States bureau of animal Industry
Of the agricultural department which
controls the federal inspection OF
meat Strengthening, regarding the
placing OF horse meat On sale in the
United States, says:
II do not anticipate any large de-
mand for federal inspection of horse
flesh. AS a matter OF fact, at the
present time there is no authority
In the federal meat inspection act
for this bureau to act in such a
case.
IF such a plant Is established and
applies for inspection under federal
law, we will have to ask congress to
PASS a special act covering it, IL il
deals In interstate business. Our
work covers only meats shipped in
interstate commerce. A local plant
Strengthening for city could operate
within q single state without being
subject to federal supervision. In
that case the state law covers the
matter"
DR.. Melvin said horseflesh com
rares favorably with beef. Horse
meat has been used for years in Ger
many and France for food" he aaid
IN fact dog meat also is sold in
Germany. The shops selling horse
meat, however. are not allowed &c
sell other kinds of meat; 1t is a dis
tinct business. 1t is sold mostly II
the form OF sausages or stew meal
the people abroad do not ea
! steaks as we eat them here"