The Monticellonian., 1916-12-28

Qualfeling with Martha is |
more fun than agreeing |
with the boss when he wants to raise
my salary. When | think of what my |
life might have been without having |
her with me to wade into me every |
night and assault me with her entire |
large and well-chosen vocabulary while |
trying to persuade me to revise my
language and squeeze the hot air out
Of it or to stop holding Peter Ether
bridge Simmons, Jr up by one leg or
to admit that | am entirely wrong in
my claims concerning the weight of
Queen Anne, | hold up my hands and
bless Siwash college, which gave her
to me.
Quarreling with Martha is more eX-
hilarating than shooting the ehutes,
And it's a perfectly harmless pastime.
I've quarreled with her for about eight
Years noW-three of them in SiWash
and five more since then. and Us far
as | remember we have never settled
single quarrel or quarreed over Il
subject that was worth settling. l am
Very proud of our system Sometimes
think We ought to patent It. No mat
ter what | really want to quarrel with
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o. mas ioi ioVhlas up ae il'iE9e =
oatai anu Gaming our Aef reserves
against Inc, we always quarrel about
English history. It's bully idea. You
can put all the enthusiasm and Ia
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