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The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1916-06-07
MISSING FROM CHICAGO.

Az INTERESTING figure missing from Chicago this
year IS that ~ Herbert $. Hadlcy or Missouri who,
as the Roosevelt floor leader four wear. aro capyatcl
and commanded the ,ltuntlon. ana almost conquered
lodl"y has been making another aud q haricr fight
most ~ the time since then lie has been fighting for
his life In the mountains of Colorado and New Mexico
IN" nation that watched him I'm Chicago In 1912 Is hop
Ing that he win win In this personal battle For Iiadlcy
Is the Kind NJ fighter aud the Kind " man that cannot
well hc spared M him rs ~ another NAV be- written
.sm,it"r In modo furttcr In re- which We take H. Is
the definition NJ gentleman
In the days NJ and fnircr democracy hnt are
coming his country in its crises will enroll I'm irs public
service n citl2cns ~ slgun talent The foolish and
cost, bars " rartisausip will hc removed In that good
time the IIndcy- shall serve. actively
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1916-06-07
IF THE COLONEL

tIF COLONEL ROOSEVELT were unhnppy 10 die To-
morrow the United States ~ America would 20 on
lis way ns the greatest power FOR democracy that the
world has produccd"- From the Springfield OMassD Re
publican
II Is Just such reasonable you might say hcrctcal Mt
rrnnN, as this that make the coonc ordinarily scrcn"
blood TO boil None of ran conceive much loss con.
tcmplnc. the colonc's exit We can't muster up the
courage 10 glimpse at such nm imposshrity
In rolstcrcd Springfield far from the whrlinGs of
the world. II may seem II the earth would stl bud
and leaf and blossom, In the cooncls absence and the
sldcronl system continue TO shine Bu we In the hard
contact Of actual things done and doing know better.
The paycy Of the nations would lose s edge should the
colonel leave us, the United States would become hy.
phcnntcd horror and Chaos and Ola Night would dance
ON the graves ~ the fathers.
And the colonel knows this rs well as We
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1916-06-07
IDENTIFYING THE SCRIBE.

a MAGAZINE writer give, Ms recipe for telling
newspaper man when YOU him This must hc m,
household remedy the world has long been looking FOR
In the experience ~ most " 70. there have been m,
when ~" should have been glad spot newspaper man
a sight either for purr,c, " avoidance or confidence
~ the ease might hc
Hut, NJ the rsk n talking shop this formula will bc
hncd with especial delight 10y nll managing editors aud
an city cdlur, You take II from III that all mauag
INK and city editor, would jus, about give their ewes
be- able {" tell newspaper when ihcy see him They
are continually uu the lookout for the srcyic. som,
times. o h sure, they find real specimen and their
JOY hcrcat /, like that " children In Treasure Island
Sometimes, though they sudly deceived For their
ngou, ou such occasions consult Dante, Inferno In the
original Italian
Hut everything is all right now uncertainty is ended
We may aIl JOHN u dctuntiur hmu n Thanksgiving
For the magazine writer hn, caught the newspaper man
With tho guul- to speak IIc h. discovered that
the newspaper J., Away, ntvccu - aud u year. o
and m,urlhy has .ouk N intelligence"
That "uoh NJ intelligence B., ttr fatal r,nr deli,
the discriminating. evidence. the bar sinister ~ II vcr
Remember the limits nud watch for the "uok m g.,
rnis,n,r aud lugh Your u, or toll your tale or hike
tur no, hl,kuur.
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1916-06-07

To look ~ them, pigeons appear 80
hc. very ,l'1nly little fellows but I'm
reality th'y arc RE Hoyculy hous,tccp.
'fs ~ spnfrpVs They are infected
With Ncfmln
sun. IN spite NJ his many unlo,nhlc
qualities, ono can't hcip ndmlrlng his
siufdncss and srIf.rcliaurc Tho pigeon
" practically the only city bird that
d,frs lf'rnnt 'tc Enrlish sparrow Those
plrna iouH mutdcrcfs cannot withstand
Hn attack from strong hcakcd uigcnn
who. however is not aggressive and will
NOT iighl unless his homo is invaded
tn" plg"nn is greatly IKE tho sppr.
row m mat hc gains his living from rc.
fuse 'hni other birds would not touch
Tho robin Tor instance. viii rni nothing
hun the most delicate grub worms ir
rto,s un our cherry trees and choicest
ftuiif 'an YOU lwnrinc pigonr NJ a
sparrow displaying such an cwrurran
appciitrf'
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1916-06-07
Echoes 6on>1Ao'a 4 Lobbiee

~ pU tho mon who believe the world
owes item Twins went about collect.
irr ~ 'a 'nrrEr'.'lt pa that little frl.
INV poverty would h" .Vnh,nft ot
thing
" " Whitley NJ Nln.rc. Ind. travel.
ins fuf An automobile .uucrfu. pointed
fuw His EASY chair IN tho lpbb, ~ the
l'r. iiu,tlns 'D Wfutiirg. if.i,sccnt
pIr,uu IN broadway
Nni n few NJ tho f~mainhcr." con
'ruri Whurl, mad tho s.if.rouf.dcnce
n' ihni Wfl they would rise Rs high and
with vs little effort 1s br uses in es.
.tHr 'l' wheels NJ automobiles
seriously though. tho p'geon is hc
coming rinbi'm IN somy NJ tho bIrser
cities ln ~, home town pfs.ti,,U,
even church hsl'N is infested with m.
pfr''N little narals ON. hasn't M,
heart 'n shoot them hui ~ becomes nse.
r.s'r, frequently IN ur cause NJ s,ni.
piI0n to make thorough cleaning "
'hr rltrrs they iufss
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1916-06-07
\ GOLDEN SHOWER.

TuT va. 20 masinl rain sunday The figure, " ~
non,nuucc have NOT Vet tc,u nhunicd hut There i,
n' Inv preventing speculative probate " nature, Nd,
rromnur,
Il gave ,Il,or eInluc,, o the wheat touched tho
cou with fod odlcl rrhcr emerald To tho olfnlf, and
m'nuNrl nl the state NJ oklahoma into rich rc,cu
u,,u's. iur Inter rrurs It spread More SUMPTION,
menu fur Ur herd. and Oc,k, Il east rrar, N hIsrcr
p'uudagu hrf.p swine Il Inspired the mc,,ou, hon
tu wur, ambition, Hl.
n wa. .umr rnu
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1916-06-07
~ n n e e
s 6tOrieS e 8

On the occasion N the death NJ n
chief n one of tho department hureaua
In Washington clerk In thst bureau
was dnshIng mndly down tho siteed
when he was stopped by u friend. vhs
asked
why the deuce Nr" YOU in such !
tearing hurry
= nm going explained tho clerk. "a
the FUNERAL NJ my rhlcf and there 10
nothing he hates like unpuuctuar,y"
Pat and Bridget were he'nr married.
and the whole village vss as,ir Fat
WAS tcsrlcndcnt IN tail coat hnrrovedl.
patent leather boots too tight Tor him),
u white YES, and u hrlght green tie
Bridget shone rloriously In most of the
colnIs " the rainbow
The futoml words we're spoken and
the happy couple .plkcd down the aisle
and out into the street. where a great
crowd greeted them with loud chesrs.
~ last they Wcte safely ensconced In
their cab and bridget sank back with q
sigh NJ satisfaction
Sure Patrick she said. sadly,
there's only ono thing ! regret"
whats that. me dsrlint'"
~ We could have stood on the pavc-
ment aud watched ourselves pass -
wouldn't Il have been heavenly"
An. me" sighed tho msTna,e who
was tcvlsitins tho old rcd school house,
how time does nv Thirty year. aso I
snt In this very front seat. and n seems
10 me as n " we're hut yesterday III
am mo-, yer, much mistaken you'n find
my initials carved On the desk
They're there. all right said the
present occupant ~ the scat Y got
licked fof II Just because my initials hap.
pcncd 10 he the same Rs yours"
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1916-06-07
The Gray
beard

Ions. We diSclaim, ARE nothing but n
burning shame they shock the pur.
iI.S eye They mike the tired spcctn
tor nchc and how the womenfolk can
make themselves holy show. is
something that we cant explain: oh
FOR the fashions snfc and sane, ~ forty
wears agr' We make such statements
free ana bold. hut II you take an album
old, ana view the women there. with
gowns That look like circus tents. and
shnwls that look Ike twenty cents.
ana nets upon their hair. you'll eay.
Those girls were surely shrcks! The
world was oycrrun with freaks when
those ilntypcS were made. II any
woman should appear In such sprcad
"f rags this year the cops would make
n raid 20
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1916-06-07
Old Stories
In New Type
TWENTY YEARS AGO.
tFRoM THE TIMES FiLEs)


Sunday afternoon ball game wad
played on tho grounds west Of the citT
between W Reno and oklahoma Ctyl
-Four hundred people came over on ths|
excursion from NJ Reno and larg%
crowd witnessed the game.
Dr Mcllvnin got back Saturday from|
q visit 10 tho pcnlson & Northern. which,
Is now under construction hetween|
lhughcr'y and lehigh The road viii
PASS through mines Of asphalt. coRl and
npngauc1" and iron
loSmntter William Cardv and Wild
Of Purcell returned homo today after al
r.'ns'r' visit with Postmaster F1at'erY
md wife
Nr ! u. couchman and family and
Miss Alvey nnd Mrs Hoover WIN leave
Tits morning 'or nm overland trip ,d
paws Springs, !. r, for a several weeks
vlsit
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1916-06-07

II often Informs us that when the
suspension bridge NJ Cincinnati was
opened In tho Gos Young fellow who
was crnck 1Hrsmnn made bot that
he could row from ohio 10 Kentucky
quicker than n podostriar could walk
across m" hrilg" II was walk over
fnr tho pedestrian
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1916-06-07
Mythic al
Interviews s
GENERAL LEONARD WOOD.

Nill you take II. general"
certainly ! Will. II the colonel insists
II elected president. general. will vou
conduct Yourself ns gentleman and
officer and polti,nn7'
u that possible asked the general
hui "" answered stcrnly. You're on
IN" stand. general. not We"
"" Wns plainly distressed but We in
sisted
This I7 What IN do. said tho general
If nm elected president / shall 80
administer tho office ~ 10 win the
approval n the colonel"
y can't b" done. Vc told him
Look nj TAFT" snd sc "pldrt
T'n woo the .ol1ncrs indorsomeni
nfi"n'lF' Ind he not always and
frequently refer 10 him ~ NV nlustrious
predecessor When the colonel started
f"r Africa didn't Taft .ahl" the lions 10
b" 0n their good behavior Didn't Taft
make everybody feel NJ home NJ Wash.
inr'on' WHY b" oven handed the KEYS
u' Oh" White N0us" vine cellar to the
colonel enemies ~ thnt everybody
would inIn m'rrIN M tho homecoming
So ~" continued Ne don't
want io discourage YOU. general. hut at
o." s1m" time v" ARE not going ~ lot
Hr U'i Warrior Ike Nou rush thought
lossiy into an amnuso,dc so remember
whatever 'oH dp or don't do. YOU can't
please tN" colonel
What would you DO In m, place
asked NJ" g'uor1l n 'h" colonel wanted
YOU 10 run fof president Whist would Won
DO"
Here's what we'd do" We repl,sd
~ "" were soldier Ike YOU. and tho
colonel insisted upon us running for
president we'd plrk ont tho hlaodios'
wnr That hnup"usd to b." r1Fing ,ni mmp
f'rhf into the midst ~ ~
W. could 80" n impressed General
Wood. 'nr after ~ minutes hesitation 70
TUNED io ~" phone. called no tho
hangar and asked how long n would
t1k" tn reach Nrfduu
Little Willie rrmo tu his mother with
mo following pu'p
Mother what would ~ pu 80 n some
"n" broke ~" pfgcNpse In tho paflor''
would whip him. responded his
mother
NNrr ffn seconds siprsed Willie.
with broad rrin said
Wei N0u better gri road, Pap,
hf.kr Do
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1916-06-07
TEN YEARS AGO

Enrolment fnr the summer term M
'h' central state normal NJ Edmond Id
ur"punllei this year. haNng reached ths
200 mark
charlie knight is exhibiting a ho,,,s
~ OF from y we'll near Rarileaviue 4,
"hich h" and other Oklahoma city men
nr' interested
cen W y Hnfdv. secretary Of the
kh" National council ~ Ashunga. Okls.
S ~ the cii, attending the ceremonial,
session NJ tho shrlnors General U,rdv
Is ~ years Old
Fred Hunter hos accepted position
"'ih $ . H",mRn nud will have charge
~ IN" gents furnishing goods depart.
meni after MONDAY
Eugene Wallace and wife left for he.
troit this morning
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1916-06-07

NuNN NCluhr says
Tho reason why we'll built glrI never
uses the buttons ~ tho top NJ hor waist
Is because sho knows the buttons are
put there f0r tho benefit NJ girls who
~" not we'll built
on" good feature about tho Straight
nd Narrow Path is that you ncvcr get
i"'''' nnd iramplod hy the furging
crowds
s'mc men spond their whole lives
S"cnndiug tho Motion
About this time NJ wear man looks
Tor that scissors cffec, every tim. a
woman In a white skirt passes sunny
corner
tn" Old faShioncd in.y-nr.o old hoy who
discovered that there ain't m santa
'I"us now has lo-yoar Old SON Who
H. helng taught that there nint No
Si0rk
II II nl y'ry veil 10 sigh for tho Good
'Nd l"ya Rui there sure would he +,
ln' N kicking n v. could recall tho
Good old bprs md triod IN get along
without Modern Plumbing
sitl viii spend four hours dnllins nm
10 be looked ~ and h.n get mad he
cause tho mon look ~ h,r
ray IhN ls n great event In tho Ife
~ Nnsl" man Rui n doosrt mean
ANYTHING 10 married man
Ihor" was time when rouge VA. IN.
h'dg" ~ v'r" We saii there va. a
time
som" married couples &c, along 40
hhfmonlous'N that n m. Uif. over
agreed with the husband. tho husband
would bet ih1t h' vns wrong
tN'N mnn has his own Wny I, ,bi.
world Tor while nut tho VbIi, only
h-,s until ho is old enough In bc fed
with n spoon
man who ia both q champion fighter
ana champion runner might ,,r ,h.
I ''uih nU tho time and live uu, B, Ian,
H'l' i't M" average man IN make the
man NAV accept II asa aomplipcr,
hui aoni ton n woman that sbc 4. an
wool and B yard wide ''
what has become NJ the old. .f,sbt,,cs
man who couldn't take hath u,,i
saturday neht como around '''
IN" Young man was In love lie had
declared his passion IN the Young lad,
n1nh m" had passed him along to father
FATHER listened 20 his tnlk p,ticntl,
" IA nll flght va far ~ am con.
''fn"d, ih' old gentleman said ubut
am AFRAID that jamie viii not marry ,ou 81
on. don't s'N that the Young man
pleaded Has she has she s,id sos'
No said the Old gentleman .hu,
nom what ! know NJ jamie N IA, had
wanted YOU she would have taken sou
without referring YOU 10 me"
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1916-06-07
Walt MasOn'S
Prose Poem

WYE relies Of n hygonc time insist
w that old things were sublime,
that modern things arc punk
hui our old domcs are fun Of bats, and
We are talking through our hats. and
NIL We say Is bunk. The lovely DANES
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1916-06-07

A. cherry nm 225 children were
cmptiod IN rs seconds or NJ shorter
period NJ time than any " the others -
ohio state Register
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1916-06-07

Furthermore, those srongarm bandits needn't thin,
they pull the wool that mans rs.
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1916-06-07

At their present price purchasing pair Of shoes +
. daring feat.
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1916-06-07

Fv g R10o0. the Altoona Poun
hutchors VIII supply the mcnt7 for the
club during 1915
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1916-06-07

Magnolia trees will not grow here without some care
but they eoriousy repay every attention.
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1916-06-07
FIFTEEN YEARS AGO.

Gov W " Jenkins Yesterday after
noon named James Houston 10 succeed
charles " Fllson ~ secretary Of thd
territorial school land department. the
choicest Of the appointments To he given
nui b, the executive Secretary Crime I
trnouncod Yesterday the appointment I'd
James VI Mcconnell ~ Klngflsher ID
succeed James J Houston. as assistant
secretary
col VI VI Nurdock. tho editor NJ the
wichita Eagle and ono ~ the famous
hfur"' I'm western journalism for ths
past generation. ls I'm the city today. lie
NHs accompanied b, Mrs NuIrdock and
lh"y were entertained ~ luncheon by
VI and Mrs Jane, Mccartney
Attorney l. T. Blake N ~ Reno was
IN N" "itv last night on route homs
rom Guthrie
j Rncklev president ~ IN, okla.
mona Furniture and CARPET company.
"nt IN Tecumsch this morning on bust.
ness
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1916-06-07

According 10 physics, body IS over completely NJ
rest hui tho physicists never the inertia NJ the
North Broadway improvements
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1916-06-07

II there's no bunk In the republican platform sage
" remarked the elephant 81 can't he caught mapping
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1916-06-07
Copyright 1915


He surely In a trcsome mutt,
lie fills me with disgust
He is an awful blowhnrd, but
He can't raise any dust
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1916-06-07
Huh

why do YOU always sleep with your
pocketbook under Your pillow nskod
the Old Fogy
IT Is nice 10 have some money To ran
back on" replied the Crouch
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1916-06-07

Corsan should caution his swimming students ont at
Belle Isle about diving They likely to hump their
heads against the mercury
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1916-06-07

Henry Ford i7 too busy to go to Chicago The fact
is Henry hasn't the time to become president Of the
United States
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1916-06-07

The Panama canal. 7 trow.
OF causes me TO sweat.
II is the quccrcst thing | know.
And keeps mo an upset.
Because the farther West 60.
The farther East | get
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1916-06-07

The colonel Is the old guards fnyoritc shun.
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1916-06-07

Tn" bill collector said Il say
This job ls not MI run.
For, though I'm dunuing nll tho day,
My work IN never dun
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1916-06-07

Shall we find the next G. o. r candidate in Who
Hughes
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1916-06-07
Thew There Hicks

Them There Nlcks
Tint small town Hlrk
Sure made mo ln0.
VI" said Let's go
Into thiR cafe
And then his partner
Drove me daffv.
Ho said Lets try
That other cafo " X O
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1916-06-07

Wright over. Homestead Penn
''inh'r. won hiS gnmc tho other dny
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1916-06-07

Thorc ie man IN Ruaslo ohio. who
runs restaurant he clpacs the place
from # a. m untll ! - m every day
while he gocs homo 20 dinner
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1916-06-07

An Things Come 10 Tboso who Go
After Them
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1916-06-07
Our Joe Miller cnn,e,t

OUT Joe WITTef CONTEST
v. Il T says the oldest Joke ls tho
one about the stranger In Philadelphia
who asked native II the SChuylku
river ran through tho citv The native
replied NO. cir Nothing runs through
Philadelphia
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1916-06-07
LINES WORTH REMEMBERING.

A superior man is modest in his speech, but
exceeds in his actions-CONFUClU
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1916-06-07
j0lDits Of ,S>,.Dy Play
d - S.S---- C17L5e m lOrt 14u1e


Willie Paw, what Is Compartments
Paw Temperament Is something In n
single girl that turns into temper after
she marfics. my son
Gushing,
he couldn't tell hts love But then
He found q why to get her;
lie bought a two.hlt fountain pen.
And wrote "A gushing letter.
atom. Grass
Al $50 o'clock this morning Rgv T..
l.. Iluligcu united In marrinE" William
Eaton of Toledo nnd Miss Mart" Grass
~ this cIty Tlfin tOhio) Advertiser.
The Greenville journal. [volume] (Greenville, Ohio) 1850-1918, 1916-09-07
Things That Are New.

Using electricity, new machine
pops the amount of corn purchased
and delivers 1t to a customer when
coin is dropped into slot and ham
die turned.
The Paris police recently captured
a burglar who used stethoscope to
hear the sounds made by combination
locks on safes to enable him to open
them.
Porous lead, filed with microscopic
cavities, has been invented by DAN
Ish scientist to diminish the weight
and increase the surface Of storage
batteries.
A diaphragm and horn resembling a
monographs. have been invented to
make telegraph relay instruments aud
ible and save the use of additional
saunders.
A very sensitive telephone transmit
ter that works well over long-distances
is so thoroughly waterproof that it is
efficient even though submerged in wa
ter. st
In chemical refrigeration process
that has been developed by French
The Greenville journal. [volume] (Greenville, Ohio) 1850-1918, 1916-09-07
CAPTURES TRADE IN BRAZIL
For First Time in History United
States Leads All Other Countries
in South American Business.

Uncle Sam has so far succeeded in
his efforts to build up his South Amer
lean trade as to take first place
among the nations Of the world in the
volume of its trade with Brazil. In
1915, for the first time in it's his
tory, the United States led all other
countries in both the export and i'm
port trade of Brazil.
There are, according to the lists
of the consulate general, 33 branches
of American firms in Rio Janeiro
managed by Americans or consisting
of permanent American representa-
tives there.
Besides these branch houses many
American manufacturers are still rep
resented by firms both native and for
| eign, commission house or firm carry
ing stocks of certain specialties.
Before the war it was difficult for
American firms to find reliable and
active agents, as many of the larger
importing firms were European, with
a preference for European methods
and goods. Since the war began,
however these conditions have been
reversed and many new American
| connections have been brought about.
The Greenville journal. [volume] (Greenville, Ohio) 1850-1918, 1916-09-07

ter which seems susceptible to solu-
ton.
Still retaining her position though
a bride seems actually to have tinge
of romance connected with her ambi-
ton. She quite believes that hubby
and she lead ideal lives. OF course
she gets the breakfast-cereals eggs,
bakers rolls, coffee. Then both hurry
on their wraps, with an eye on the
clock, turn the key in the door and
hurry off, chattering and laughing to-
gether to catch their different cars.
They generally arrive home at the
same hour at night, he having to stop
to buy the meats and such articles,
while she buys the lighter articles from
the corner grocery.
The rooms do smell trifle musty
after being closed all day, but they
don't mind that He reads the eve
ming paper to her while she hustles
around to get the supper. If she has
had hard day at her place Of busi-
ness this added toll seems a bit irk-
some, but she is careful not to let hub
by surmise that. 1t is sure to be past