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The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1916-01-06
REGULAR Slnecurc.

According TO Kansas editor. the
softest snap is writing paragraphs for
a newspaper. Next to that comes grow
ing hair on a mud turtle.-Chicago
Tribune.
The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1916-01-06

"Old Bin jones' Is a regular tyrant
in his family. They even have to
appear merry If he feels that way.
When he cracks the whip" "WellY"
They all have to crack smile.'
The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1916-01-06
Better OFF

There have been times in nv life. i"
said he, gloomily, when / was tempt
ed to commit suicide" "Oh, WE'LL"
she said, "its no use to grieve over
the past We can all look back and
see where we've made mistakes"
The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1916-01-06
A STAGE TYne.

My bride is disappointed about
housekeeping" What's the trouble?"
She can't get maid who will curt
sly like they do in the musical come
dies she goes to see"
The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1916-01-06
CONSEQUENCE

The fellow Is drunk with sue
cess Maybe that accounts for it.".
Accounts for what?" THAT IL 70,
try to touch him for loan you ano
his money Is tight"
The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1916-01-06
Method In His Behavior.

"A lazy man" remarked Uucl
Eben. is allus good.natured. He's CO..
to be to keep FUN bein' put to work.
The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1916-01-06
Mental Disturbance

Did the alienist prove that you
were erazy?" NO" replied the defend.
ant; but he admitted that he was
nearly so before the lawyer got through
with him"
The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1916-01-06
The Reason.

why Is II that hot soda isn't more
popular with the ladies in cold wealth
err" 1--WE have tried hard" explained
the druggist, but can't perfect any
way to serve ice cream in it."
The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1916-01-06

Value Of Fruit In the Menu.
While tho nutrltive value of fruit
Is small 1t makes a pleasing and bene
dc!al addition TO the diet.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1916-03-30
"rHe STUFF"

makes,
The grit that he daily shows;
The way that he stands on his feet
aud takes
Fates numerous bumps and blows
A coward can smile when there's
naught to fear,
When nothing his progress bars,
But it tukes d man to stand up and
cheer
While some other fellow stars.
1t isn't the victory after all
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1916-03-30

I ence which will make possible fore.
casts Of the weather far in advance.
That these features of solar activity,
however, actually should control and
determine the daily changes and Sc
quence Of weather conditions in any
definite or direct and consequential
ranner, is regarded by the govern
ment scientists as quite impossible.
Solar phenomena of the kind describ
ed do not have any direct influence
upon the weather at any particular
time and place, and can not be made
the basis Of any forecasts whatsoever,
The alleged discovery is regarded
as only ore of a number of similar
schemes which are continually being
put forward In some cases the adYo
cafes of these schemes assert that
they can forecast the weather To-.
weeks or months in advance, and IN
others they state that they have found
fieans of producing rain artificially
OF preventing hail, and in other ways
Of interfering with and controlling
atmospheric phenomena. These pre-
meet with certain credence
because there are a number of peopls !
who still cling to the ancient belief in
ihe influence Of the moon on the
growth and development of crops. and
% me icea that the weather condi-
IONS depend upon planetary and as-
rolosical combinations. In consc.
iuence the weather bureau has been
allied upon from time to time to eau
ion the general public against put
ing faith in these so-called discov
'ries.'
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1916-03-30
Muss Save $500 ErOm s2.oon.

A little Brooklyn girl, ten years old,
Is wondering how she is going to save
$500 in the next five years. She is
sure she will, but $500 is a good deal
to save, especially with so many candy
stores near.
She is the granddaughter of Rob-
ert Gibson Davisson. who died Decem-
Der IA. His will bequeaths $4,000 to
each of his five grandchildren, four
boys and the ten-year-old girl, on con-
dltion that each saves $500 in five
years. The Oldest is not twenty-one
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1916-03-30
DANGERS oz DRAFT

Drafts feel best when we are hot and
prespiring, just when they are most
dangerous and the result is Neuralgia,
Stiff Neck, Sore Muscles. or some.
times an attack Of rheumatism. In
such cases apply Sloans Linimcnt. 1t
stimulates circulation to the sore and
painful part. The blood flows freely
and in short time the stiffness and
pain leaves. Those suffering from
Neuralgia or Neuralgic Headache win
lind one or two applications or Sloan
Eminent will give grateful relief. The
agonizing pain gives way to a tingling
sensation Of comfort and warmth and
quiet rest and sleep is possible. Good
Tor Neuritis too. Price Csc at your drug.
gist.-Adv.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1916-03-30
Prayer in Time of Battle.

One of the oldest prayers ever
made was that of an old Virginia sol,
der at Antietam. He was lying fiat
on the battlefield and. to quote his
own words, the sho. and shell-were
going over me so thick that the whole
armament above me was lead color
| felt just then that | was six feet
long and pretty nigh four feet thick,
and that the chances for me were only
two feet better lying down than they
were standing up. | made up my mind
that my only safety lay in praying.
oh, Lord, good Lord prayed, please
stretch me out as thin as shoestring,
with the pointed end towards the enc
my" Sasgs
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1916-03-30
New industry on coast.

Quite an extensive crawfish indus.
try is being built up in the southern
part OF California, with San Diego as
the center The state has enacted pro
lection laws, but in Lower California
there is no protection, and vast
amounts of them are caught off the
rocky coast. They are shipped to nu.
merous points on the coast farther
north. Many persons cali them "lob.
sters, and it is said they resemble
their cousins, both in taste and appear
ance, except that the lobster has claws
and the crawfish has not. In Cali.
fornia the law prohibits the catching
OF those less than nine inches OF
more than thirteen inches in length.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1916-03-30
Children and polIoemen-

Efforts are being made in some
parts of Chicago to create better un-
derstanding and cooperation between
children and policemen. In New York
Police Commissioner Woods has fur
thered similar plans He has had po-
lice sergeants give short talks to chill
dren in the public schools and he is
planning to extend these to adults in
the form of lectures on the work of
the police department.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1916-03-30
They We're ostrIches. Not puoks

Because they left their ostfiches out
IN the rain A. c. Hanson of the Caws.
ton Ostrich farm and Manager Moon
OF the Los Angeles Ostrich farm were
arrested the other day charged with
cruelty on warrant issued by Judge
robert Mcdonald on the complaint OF
Humane Officer George Kelley.
Mr.. Kelley said that the ostriches
were in a miserable condition because
OF exposure and that one of the birds
after collapsing was carried to shelter
in wheelbarrow. Every bird on the
Cawston farm was shivering except
those that happened to be sick and
were kept under Shelter.-Los Angeles
Times.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1916-03-30

Thad Gable to ]. r. Johnson,

Thad Gable to ]. r. Johnson, part
lot s., block /, Ninnekah, $500.
Jno. Dixon, gdn., to A. Zweigel &
Sam Joeis. twothrds interest ne ne;
M nw4 ne: sea nw4 ne4; n2 sw4 ne4 ;
nw4 se4 ne4 1886. s947
J. H Glover to j. M. Brown, lots D.
G. block ., Tuttle. SITS.
C. & c. Nations to Thos. +. Short,
So sea nei; ne4 se4; no se4 sea; se4
sea se4 l-5-6, $1147.50.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1916-03-30
Splendid for Rheumatism.

4 think ChamDeriain's Liniment Is
Just splendid for rheumatism. writes
Mrs Dunburgh, Eldridge, N. Y. at
has been used by myself and other
members Of my family time and time
again during the past six years ana
has always given the best of satisfac-
ton The quick relief from pain
which Chamberlain's Liniment affords
is alone worth many times the cost.
Obtainable everywhere.--Adv.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1916-03-30
Great Mans Mood

Does it make any difference to you
whether important people notice you
or not?"
Well at home I'm not snobbish.
But ! must confess it makes me feel
better when the janitor says Good
day., and looks genially approving"
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1916-03-30
Little John Had II Rinht

TIC tWeIVe-year-oId twins learned a
lesson In gift making when they
poked fun at their flve-year-old broth
er. Little John was. with great cere.
mony, presenting his mother with
tiny gift which he himself had pur.
chased. The twins laughed, but John
quieted them when he said: We'll,
mamma knows it isn't the much, but
the feeling that counts.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1916-03-30
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EXPRESS PAckAeETTEs.
= = 49, = = >
N. G. Edwards, EARLY Gardener

". G. Edwards, Early Gardener.
Now Bro. Edwards goes 10 bat
All honor for his noble deeds;
You've noticed that he's growing fat
On greens and onions fresh he feeds.
81 Simp says he notices that the
higher gasoline goes the more it costs
to run car
The real attack on Verden will not
start till Minco sends her baseball
warriors down that way
And there is one Chickasha man
Whc is thinking of getting Ford
tractor % pull his safety fazor.
Il there we're not so much meanness
in the best Of us, it might be proper
for MS to throw stones at the other
fellow
a lot Of time and trouble would bs
saved if the Sit-and-Argue CLUB would
immediately agree on plan for catch
ing Villa.
We have been looking for somebody
to start The snake-story season for
some time. Jim Robinson wins the
first round in the contest.
The prudent man doesn't figure on
his new Easter suit till he finds out
The state Of the family treasury after
his wife has bought out the millinery
and dry goods stores.
Fer steen columns of dope, the pro-
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1916-03-30
SUBSCRIPTIONS R1rss:
SPEAKING OF FAKE WEATHER
FoREcASTERS.

Under rare conditions some men
ditch political and religious tenets
which they have inherited and reyer-
entity cherished through many years
bnt it is seldom indeed that man
who has been brought up on certain
brand Of weather prophecies and has
long placed implicit faith in them is
tyer known to turn aside from the
error os his ways. Didn't Kicks" cr
"Hoster" o. somebody else predict
that there would be drouth or biz
storm somewhere, sometime during ?
certain year and didn't it turn out
just that way2 The proof is conclu-
sivc and hence the scientists who tell
us that there saint no such animal"
as genuine weather prophet don't
know what they are talking about
AS is we'll known the U. S. weather
bureau forecasters don't pretend to be
PROPHETS They merely tell us about
q storm when they see it starting some (
Place and heading in a given direc. ]
iion. II the atmospheric disturbance
changes its mind and goes another /
way or peters out, they disclaim all (
responsibility for its conduct. The
long distance weather prophets. how
eyer get their tips from tue moon, the
Stars and other astronomical actors
witch the scientists say are absolute
II punk" az source of this kind Of
Information
Recently the chief of the T. S.
Weather bureau handed down an opin-
ion in regard to a new system of long
range foreoasting said to be based on (,
sun spots. declaring this method to
be equally as fallacious us others of 1,
the kind. Not in the hope of convert
ing faithful follower of the almanac
but merely to chronicle the course of
scientific Investigation and opinion.
We give you part of what the high
Hst authority has to say in regard to
his new scheme. A statement isssuedA
BY the bureau says:
During the past few years the ,
Gather bureau has received full spec
fieations concerning all the essential
ietails Of this particular system. The
illeged discovery is, therefore, fully
'now-n to the weather bureau and has
,een carefully studied and examined
~ its scientific staff. Moreover, 9TH
r scientists of international reputa
ion now connected with the strongest
of the world engaged in
astronomical research, and conducting
into solar and terres-
rial physics. have also passed upon i
hese new theories. These authorities +
re in accord that the deductions and 4
onclusions drawn from the solar cor
itions on which the new system ia
ased are unwarranted s
When the disk OF the sun is mi. il
utely examined with powerful tele- il
copes. or when il is photographed
nth the aid of the modern spectre
eliograph the surface presents a Il
spotted appearance s.
hich undergoes slight changes from fl
av to day, and greater changes with
niger intervals of time. depending
pom the well-l1nown rotation of the Ii
un upon its axis and the periodic re Il
urrence o. the sunspot maxima anl Ii
dnlma These and certain we'll a
aown related phenomena are now
ut forward rs the basis of new sci
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1916-03-30
Movement in Real Estate.

Stranger-I hear my old college,
chum, Doctor Sawbones, has been
quite successful since he located here.
Native-Yes; he's been with us ten
years and the cemetery has been en-
Iarged three times since he came.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1916-03-30

Packagetter is decidedly slow about
getting returns from the early garden
ers. 81 have been eating green's and
new onions for week" was the mes
sage received from N. G. Edwards.
VIC has small farm at the w, H.
Gilkey place.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1916-03-30
A STOLEN SMILE 'ER TWO
: : : : = !. : : : : = :

why did YOU give up your last po
sition?" ~ didn't give 1t up, sir,
was fired "Oh. in that case, take
off your hat and coat and go to work
We can use a man as honest as you
Detroit Free Press.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1916-03-30

Or. Anbrister is going TO be hailed
before the Humane society because he
heartlessly refused to minister 10 a
dying duck which he hit with golf
ball on the Country club course the
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1916-03-30

moters OF the coming prize fight nj
Tulsa promise us perfectly good
ring-side seat It's a shame 10 have
TO ,urn down such an alluring propo
siotion.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1916-03-30
REAL ESTATE TRANSFERS.

Compiled by the Grady County
Abstract Company, Tye build
ing, North Fourth street.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1916-03-30

81 know her father does not like me.
He wants me to go to work in his fac
tory well, why don't you prove
Your worth by going? Then there will
be wedding bells and happy end.
ing" u don't know about that It's
q dynamite factory Louisville Cou-
rier-Journal.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1916-03-30

What 10 the most difficult disease
you have to contend WITH" asked the
student. Imagination" replied the
doctor. Kansas City Journal.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1916-03-30

That man De Boose has fine los
c. nerve"
How finer
He asked me to let him have s10-
said he needed 1t right away. I only
had $50 bill and showed it to him,
and he hauled out a bunch of money
and gave me the change"
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1916-03-30

Fer steen columns of dope, the pro-
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1916-03-30

We have been looking for somebody
to start the snake-story season for
some time. Jim Robinson wins the
first round in the contest.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1916-03-30

other day
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1916-03-08
Everyone Should
Drink Hot Water
in the Morning
Wash away all tho stomach, liver,
and bowel polsons before
breakfast.

To feel your best day in and day out,
to feel clean inside; no sour bile to
coat your tongue and sicken your
breath or dull your head; no constipa-
ton, bilious attacks, sick headache,
colds, rheumatism or gassy, acid stom-
ach, you must battle on the inside like
you battle outside. This is vastly more
important, because the skin pores do
not absorb impurities into the blood.
while the bowel pores do, says a we'll
known physician.
To keep these poisons and toxins
well flushed from the stomach, liver,
kidneys and bowels drink before break
fast each day, a glass of hot water
with teaspoonful Of limestone phos-
phate in it. This will cleanse, purify,
and freshen the entire alimentary tract
before putting more food into the
stomach.
Get quarter pound of limestone
phosphate from your pharmacist 1t
is inexpensive and almost tasteless,
except a sourish twinge which is not
unpleasant. Drink phosphated hot
water every morning to rid your sys-
tenn Of these vile poisons and toxins;
also to prevent their formation.
To feel like young folks feel: like
you felt before your blood, nerves and
muscles became saturated with an &C
emulation of body poisons. begin this
treatment and above all, keep it up!
AS soap and hot water act on the skin,
cleansing, sweetening and purifying, so
limestone phosphate and hot water be-
fore breakfast, act on the stomach,
liver. kidneys and bowels.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1916-03-08
NOTICE..

Notice is hereby given to the citi-
zens of the city of Richmond, Wayne
county, Indiana, and all others con-
cerned, that the undersigned, being
duly qualified according to law, will
make application to the board of
county commissioners of said county,
at the next regular session, commenc-
ing on the first Monday of April.
1916, for a renewal of my license to
sell intoxicating liquors at retail with
permission to allow the same to be
drunk upon the premises where sold
in accordance with the provisions of
an act of the general assembly of the
state of Indiana, approved March IT,.
1875, and all amendments and addi-
tions thereto, and all other laws of the
state now in force in relation to such
business.
The precise location of the said
premises for which | desire such
license and specific description and
location of the room in such building,
is as follows:
Being the northwest corner room on
the, ground floor of certain building
known as the Grand Hotel building
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1916-03-08
NOTHING WRINKLES
FADES OR SHRINKS
Women save IS In an hour by dry
cleaning everything with
gasoline.

Dry cleaning at home is all the rage
here, says well-known downtown
druggist Any woman can do five
dollars worth of dry cleaning at home
at very little cost by dissolving two
ounces of solvite in two gallons of
gasoline: then immense the articles
TO be cleaned: rub a little and in a
few moments the gasoline evaporates
and the articles cleaned look as bright
and fresh as new.
Dry clean your own silk waists,
dresses, ribbons. belts. kid gloves,
satin shoes, evening slippers, fine
laces, net work. woolens. dresses. chill
dren's coats, furs, wells, neckties,
shawls, gentlemen's garments, fancy
vests. lace curtains, rugs, in fact,
everything that would be ruined by
washing with soap and water. Moth
ing will fade, shrink or wrinkle, max
ing pressing unnecessary.
Dry cleaning at home is inexpensive
and effects a tremendous saving in the
household and is really just as easy as
laundering. Any druggist will sell two
ounces of solvite which is simply a
gasoline soap and your grocer or a
garage will supply the gasoline. Then
the outfit. AS gasoline is very in
flammmable. be sure to do your clean
ing out of doors or in room away
a wash boiler or dishpan completes
from fire or flame, with the windows
left open.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1916-03-08

NOTICE OF TRANSFER.

Notice is hereby given to the citi-
zens OF the city of Richmond, Wayne
county, Indiana, and all others con-
cerned, that the undersigned, being
duly qualified according to law, will
make application to the board of
county commissioners of said county,
at the next regular session, commenc-
ing on the first Monday of April, 1916,
for transfer Of the license of Jacob
Schwing. Number 400 Main street. to
sell Intoxicating liquors at retail with
permission to allow the same to be
drunk upon the premises where sold
IN accordance with the provisions of
an act Of the general assembly of the
state Of Indiana, approved March II,
1875, and all amendments and addi-
tions thereto, and all other laws of the
state now in force in relation to such
business
The precise location OF the said
premises for which I desire such
license and specific description and
location of the room in such building,
is as follows:
Being the front room 42h feet north
and south by Is feet, Z inches east and
west on the ground floor of certain
3-story brick building fronting on Main
street on the south side thereof, be-
tween 4th and 9Th streets. and being
Number 400 Main street, and being on
lot Number in that part of the city
of Richmond laid out by John Smith
and being in the first ward of the city
of Richmond, Wayne county, Indiana.
HUSTON REYNOLDS.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1916-03-08
TRADE COMMISSION
LEAVES FOR SOUTH
To SEAL RELATIONS

WASHINGTON. March S.-A group
of American argonauts today set sail
from Washington to discover the gold
en- fleece OF South American trade
They were headed by Secretary of the
Treasury McAdoo and among the ad-
venturers were Assistant Secretary
Peters, of Boston: Samuel Utermyer,
of New York; John H. Fahey, of Bos-
ton; Senator Fletcher, Of Florida !;
Archibald Kains. of San Francisco,
and Paul M. Warburg, of the federal
reserve board. Mrs. McAdoo accom-
panied the party with other ladies.
This group comprises, with the ex-
ception of John Bassett Moore and
Judge E. II. Gary. the United States
section of the international high COM