The Nezperce herald. (Nezperce, Idaho) 1900-1957, 1916-08-24

laems Tat Are Nss Intended 10 Hi
o. bliss Anyons Bat Just 10 Tel Yea

Tha every time opportunity
locks one door its up to us to FIND
lanother.
That the colonel now says that
1.-THE ''ProgreSsives deserted him.
| Abandoned creature
That this is Just the sort of wea-
Ither you ordered to properly ma
Iture that spring grain.
That so far the navy bill has
been proceeding at 3 speed OF
about four knots an hour.
That many of the farmers are
| finding time between auto trips to
stow away their fine crops
That when all churches bury
the hatehet, their appeal to SIM
liners viii have a stronger pull.
That the fellow who works for
the JOY of it, doesn't have to wOr-
Try about the wages he is going to
get.
That desiring universal military
training, the nation does not hesi-
tate TO speak of IT, Only congress
hesitates-
That the season is approaching
when North Idaho can shoot
grouse according to South Idaho
regulations
That .'firm TO stronger has
gotten so common during the VIII
son administration it doesn't ex-
cite the populaee any more.
That contradictory Austria and
Russian dispatches about the
fighting on the Pruth indicates
the truth to be that It IS the River
Of Doubt.
That even the frost seems to
have a kindly feeling toward the
weeds and grasses IN our streets,
and, ike the street commissioner,
refused to damage them
That the name Of this town is
spelled Nezperee-no Nez Perez.
The capital P should be used in
the name Of the Indian tribe, the
reservation and the county.
That the war offers certain elias
ses Of Americans an awful tempta-
ton to qualify IN the Aninias
class, with the object of taking
more profit on their product.
That frost on the 18th of Au-
gust is just a little premature, but
this prairie is not the only spot
that has been visited by freak
weather in the past Is months
That il would listen better if
more Smiths, Browns and Jones
and fewer OLarieties and Hou-
hoffInitehezs were urging this
to our national con-
stitution.
That the primary system was
given to the people IN order that
hey might get closer to the can
iidates to be nominated for var
Gus Offices Show your appreeia-
ion by voting at the primaries
5th.
That Christ came on earth TO
the practice Of the Gold
N Rule-to show that It could be
lone-and not to establish a
hurch organization. Men have
lone that part Of il, but they are
apidly broadening on this point.
That it win be mighty hard 70
onvinee the mothers Of this eOun-
~ who have sons that Hughes
ould beat Wilson in the manage
lent Of our national affairs. And
heap Of daddies are pretty well !.
greed with the wives on this par
eular subject
That most calves viii hangl
themselves If given plenty Of rope.
he paper manufactures are try !.
" 70 hog everything IN sight by :,
costing the price Of their product !,
eyond al reason because they {
IN make the war an excuse. By :
lch crookedness they are teach
IL the nation TO get along with
- paper.
That Il may help You 70 realize :,
lie tremendous magnitude of this i
ar, TO learn that q careful stu r
INT Of military history, Cen Ja- =
b E. Duryee, says that, during :;
Ie last two years, the German los n
5 alone have been greater than n
I the losses in all the wars Of :.
nh the eighteenth and nine
enth century. Exact figures are !,
Il at hand for all the fighting -
untries. but undoubtedly more &.
an three million soldiers have
en- killed already and three
mes that number wounded. e