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The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1916-12-09

We are afraid our suggestions will
be below par at Tallahassee this time.
but we do think Gov. Cats ought to
give w. w. Flournoy the job of court
jester. At Cats banquet at De-
Funiak Springs, Flournoy likened Mr..
Cats post-election statement with
Christ's Sermon on the Mount and
the Epistles of Paul. The full signif-
icance Of these comparisons will be
appreciated when it is considered that
the statement alluded to is the one in
which the Governor-elect declares that
he will give equal consideration to
the saint and the sinner, and that no
sumptuary laws d. e., prohibition
laws) would be favored by his admin.
istration.
The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1916-12-09

Dixie" has an editorial opposing
sumptuary laws. But why worry?
Hasn't the States coming sweetness
and light, Brer Cats, promised that
no sumptuary laws should be sane
toned under his administration?
The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1916-12-09
Cumberland Presbyterian

Rev. F. H. Callahan, pastor.
Sunday school at 9:45 a. m. W
D. Crazy, superintendent.
The pastor will preach at both
morning and evening hours.
Morning hour. II a. M, subject
"The Fiery Test"
Evening service 1880 p. m. Sub
ject, "The Spirit of Christ"
Prayer meeting Wednesday even
ing at 1880.
Choir practice Wednesday evening
after prayer meeting.
You are welcome at the Cumber
land church.
The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1916-12-09

We can use gravy instead Of butter
If We can get something from which
to make the gravy; but has anybody
substitute to suggest for the price
less egg?
The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1916-12-09
All Saints Episcopal

All Saints Episcopal
Second Sunday in Advent.
10 a. Sunday school.
II a. m. Morning prayer and
sermon.
1880 p. m.-Evening prayer and
address.
Services conducted by Mr.. A. J..
Holworthy, lay reader.
Monday, 3 p. m.-St. Agnes
Guild
Wednesday 1880 p. m.-Choir
practice.
REV. VIM. B. CURTIS, Rector.
The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1916-12-09

Knowing personally every official in
Polk county, and that all of them have
been tried and tested and found salts
factory to the people among
whom they have lived for
years. this paper cannot be-
lieve that these gentlemen, or any
number of them, are components of
corrupt, political ring. And nobody
believes it, either-unless it is some
stranger, who may be driven away by
the misinformation.
The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1916-12-09
Grace Evangelical Lutheran

Grace Evangelical Lutheran
Tennessee Ave. and Orange St.
w E. Pugh, pastor.
Morning and evening services at
III and Z o'clock respectively.
Subject of morning sermon, "A
Problem in Addition and Its An
swer," 2 Peter 1:3-11.
Evening subject, "Shut In, or
Shut Out" Matt. 25:1-13.
Sunday school at 10 a. m.
The public is cordially invited to
attend all services.
The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1916-12-09

A number of Florida weeklies have
announced a raise in subscription
price to $500 a year, beginning with
the first of next January. Doubtless
all of them will have to come to it.
The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1916-12-09
Guild Of St. Agnes.

The Guild of st. Agnes will hold it's
regular meeting Monday afternoon at
300 o'clock. At this meeting the an
Inual election of officers will occur.
This will also be the last meeting be-
The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1916-12-09
Christian Science

Christian Science
Services every Sunday morning in
the Woman's Club building.
At the II O'Clock service the SUBJ
ject will be "God the Preserver of
Man"
Sunday school at 10:45.
The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1916-12-09

Florida has eighteen millionaries.
But none of 'em are running news
papers.
The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1916-12-09
First Methodist

Rev Baxton. of South Dakota. will
preach at both hours in place of the
pastor who is attending conference.
The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1916-12-09

Catholic-Mass at 9 a. m.
The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1916-12-09

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The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1916-12-09

THE LAKELAND NEWS,
A weekly newspaper giving a resume
VI local matters, crop conditions,
county affairs, etc. Sent anywhere
or $3.50 per year.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1916-06-28
DAVIS AND CHURCH
 WIN BIG MATCHES

Cleveland. O., June 27.-Willis E. Davis. new California star. and George M. Church of Tenafly, N. J., joint holder of the national doyPles tennis title on clay court championship on the courts of the Lakewood Tennis club. The singles went into the semi-finals.
 Miss Molla Bjurstedt, Norway, na- tional women's champion. and Miss Mar tha Guthrie of Pittsburg, captured the important matches in the ladies events.
 Walter B. Knox of Princeton caused a surprise by defeating F. R. Mccormick of the University of Southern Califor- mia. w
The Birmingham age-herald., 1916-06-28
BUNTING GAME
 DEFEATS GULLS

Nashville, June 27.-Adopting bunt- ing game, after three successive sin gles in the fifth inning. Nashville upset Mobiles defense and scored enough runs to win the third game, to :, Three errors and Hollingsworth's sin gle gave the visitors their only run. Nashville directed their bunting at tack on Wilcox. whose wild throw al low three of the seven runs scored. Williams scored the last run from sec- ond base while Swacina held the ball. Marshalrs hitting featured. Score:
The Birmingham age-herald., 1916-06-28
Norwich University
 Wins Rifle Tourney

Washington. June 27.-Norwich uni versity tonight was announced winner of the National Rifle associations in tercollegiate outdoor rifle tournament in which IT colleges and universities competed The Norwich score was S4l. Other scores were: Texas Agricultural and Mechanical college. 7S5; Texas uni yersity, 721. and Mississippi Agricul- tural and Mechanical college. 69S.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1916-06-28
ANNISTON WINS
 EXCITING BATTLE

Anniston, June 27-(Special)- )--With two men out in the last half of the tenth in- ming, Reynolds doubled and scored on Lacy's single to centerfield and Anniston won an exciting game from Rome here to- dya by the score of to 4. Both Hawkins and Weston were hit freely, but were
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steady in the pinches. Each team scored in the first inning. Rome went ahead in the third by one run, added two more in the sixth. Anniston made one in the sixth, tied the game in the eighth, when with two men on base Love doubled and the local won out in the tenth. A home run by Manush in the first inning, the hitting of Reynolds, Lacy, Christenberry, Love, Weston and Pierre and the fielding of Christenberry were the features. The score.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1916-06-28
TALLADEGA WINS
 BY HARD HITTING

Newman, June 27.-(Special.) )-Ta1la. dega defeated Newman in the second game of the series by hitting Lowry hard. Every run the visitors obtained was on account of home runs with men on bases. The feature of the game was the, hitting of Smith for Talladega, getting three hits. two of which were
 home runs. Sanford and Clapp also got home runs. Gondolfs hitting was also feature, he getting four hits out of 1 four times up. Score:
The Birmingham age-herald., 1916-06-28
Games Today
LAGRANGE TAKES
 SECOND OF SERIES

Griffin, June 27.-(Special )-LaGrange
 defeated Griffin the second game of the series, to ?. Thompson was strong in the pinches, although Griffin hit him for six hits, while LaGrange received only five, Wadron hit one over the fence for the circuit with one on. Waldron, Poland and Kirke were the batting stars. Kirke also starred on the bases stealing three. Coombs pitched good ball. Score:
The Birmingham age-herald., 1916-06-28

Summary: Two-base hits. Lee, Ellam, Swacina Balk. Hollingsworth. Sacri- fee hits. Sheehan. Kores Stolen base,
 Ellam Struck out Rogers 5. Hollings-
 worth 2. Bases on balls. Rogers ], Hollingsworth 3. Time of game, TAP. Empires. O'Toole and Williams.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1916-06-28

Two-base hits. Christenberry, Love, Reynolds. Three-base hits Donaldson, Weston. Home run, Manush. Stolen base, Johannsen. Double plays, flaw
 kins, Mcdonald to Reynolds; Christen-
 berry to Reynolds. Base on balls, flaw kins 1, Weston 1. Hit by pitched ball, Tolbert Mcdonald, Reynolds. StrucA out, Hawkins 5, Weston 1. Time, TAO Umpire, Larocque.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1916-06-28
LOOKOUTS LOSE
 GAME IN NINTH

Chattanooga. June 27-knaupps trlpie to deep center and Stansbury's sacrlnce fy in the ninth inning, enabled New or
 leans to defeat Chattanooga to tnls afternoon. Home-runs by Sylvester ana Rluhm scored the remaining runs of or
The Birmingham age-herald., 1916-06-28
Games Today

Birmingham at Memphis. Atlanta at Little Rock. New Orleans at Cha ttanooga. No others scheduled.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1916-06-28

Summary: TWo-base hits Harrls, Grail. Three-base hit. Knaupp. Home-runs, Syl- vester, Bluhm. Stolen base Bluhm. Sac. rifice hit, Graf. Sacrifice fly, Stansbury. Bases on balls, Marshall 1. Brenton 4. Struck out Marshall 1, Brenton ?. Passed ball, Kitchens. Time. 200. Empires. Hart and Kerin.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1916-06-28
SOUTHERN LEAGUE STANDING
Results Yesterday

Birmingham ?, Memphis 4. Atlanta g, Little Rock 5. Mobile 1, Nashville 3. New Orleans 3, Chattanooga z.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1916-06-28
COLLAMORE BELONGS
 TO CLEVELAND CLUB

Cincinnati. June 27.-The Nationa, baseball commission today decided that Player A. E. Co1lamore belongs to the Cleveland American league club, which is required to give him employment or dispose of his services or release him outright.
 The Cleveland club contended that it had sold him to the Toledo club Of the American association outright.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1916-06-28
TALLADEGA AGAIN
 DEFEATS NEWMAN AnnistOn Wins Extra Inning Battle-LaGrange Downs Griffin-HOme Runs
 Plentiful
STANDING
Results Yesterday

Talladega :, Newman ,. Anniston ,, Rome QO innings). LaGrange i. Griffin 2.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1916-06-28

Summary: Stolen bases, Kirke 3. Two
 base. hits, Poland Thompson. Rome run, Waldron. Double plays, Coombs to Wells,
 Pope to Waldron to Smith Left on bases, LaGrange 5, Griffin 5. Base on balls, off Coombs 3, off Thompson 2. Struck out by Coombs 8, by Thompson 5.
 Time, 1:40 Umpire, Blackburn.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1916-06-28
TEXAS LEAGUE

At Beaumont: Beaumont 2, Fort Worth 5.
 At San Antonio: San Antonio 6. .Dal- las 1.
 Others rained out
The Birmingham age-herald., 1916-06-28
SPORTS
TEX M'DONALD STRUCK ON HEAD BY PITCHED BALL; CHICKS WIN
 BY POUNDING KARL BLACK HARD

Baron Outfielder Struck On Head By Pitched Ball In Seventh Inning Condition Not Thought to Be Serious Taken to City Hospital-Black Is Pounded Hard-Homers Defeat the Barons. Caton Gets Circuit Clout.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1916-06-28

Score by innings:
 Newman ...... 120 020 000--5
 Summary: Two-base hits. Gondolh, Camp. Sacrifice hits. Griffin CD, Mat thews. Home runs. Clapp. Smith (2), Sanford Stolen bases. Verrett. Con dolfi, Flynn CD. Davis. Left on bases Talladega z. eNwnan 6. Base on balls, Lowry 1. Struck out. Cheney 3. Low ry 4. Time of game. TAO. Umpire Mckee.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1916-06-28

SUMMARY Two-b base hit-Walsh. Home runs-Walsh, Dobard, Caton. Sacrifice Hit-E. Mcdonald Double Play-E. Mcdonald to Clark to Derrick. Innings pitched-Black, 5, with runs and hits. Wild Pitch-Barger. Base on Bars-Barger 1, Ponder 1. Struck Out Black 2, Ponder 8. Hit by Pitcher-C. Mcdonald. Time-1:35 Umpires-Bernhard and Rudderham
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~>~-~-~~~~>~-~~~~-~~~
 and Elmer Ponder took up the pitching | task. So effectively did Elmer throw
 that one hit, a single by Barger in the
 eighth, was the only hitting done by the | Tribesmen in the last three innings. | freak. homer from the bat of Midget Caton in the third inning gave the I Barons one of their pair of runs. Caton
 sent a terrific liner to left It hit one 1 spot and politely bounded over the | bleacher rail into the round trip district. 1 All three pitchers were well supported and the time used up for baseballng was one hour and 35 minutes.
 CHICKS TAKE LEAD | The Chicks went to the fore in the sec- ond inning when they secured three hits off Black. Knise'y started with single, | but Moriarty popped to Black on an at-
 tempted sacrifice. Walsh drove over
 Meusel's head in center for double, ad- vancing Knisely to third. Meusel made a heroic effort. but the drive was too far | for him to reach. Dobard scooted one | through short and third for a single, scoring Knisely and Walsh.
 l Caton's homer aforesaid gave the Barons one in the third and the homers by Walsh and Dobard was before men toned gave the Chicks two more in the l chance in the seventh but were able to hatch but one run.
 1 Meusel singled for starter and then
 Charlie Mcdonald was hit Hauser ran 1 for Mcdonald Smith flied out to Chad
 bourne and Clark flied out to Kelly
 without an advance by the Baron mes
 sengers. Derrick bounced one back a,
 Barger which Cy knocked down with his unarmed hand, but Derrick was
 safe at first, filling the bases. Witt |Caton at bat Barger heaved wild ane How, past Wallace, and Meusel scored l'while the other Barons each moved UT a base Caton drove a grounder back at Barger which Cy slowed up enougl for Ruel to recover and throw Caton out at first.
 The nearest trouble Ponder got into
 was in the eighth when Barger singled
 with one out and Chadbourne followed by walking. Both moved up on Kelly linfield out but was left stranded wheI lRuel popped out to Eddie Mcdonald.
 The last of the reel of the Baron
 Chick series at 4 o'clock tomorrow
 afternoon with Monty Trieste for Mem lphis and Dickey Robertson for Blr
 mingham the probable pitchers.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1916-06-28
South Atlantic League

At Montgomery: Montgomery 9-1. AL bany GA. (Second game seven innings.)
 At Augusta: Augusta Columbia rain.
 At Columbus: Columbus o6. Macon. so.
 At Charleston: Charleston-J Jackson .ville-rain.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1916-06-28
THE BOX SCORE

Totals .........-.. 90 ? 24 10 +Ran for c. Mcdonald in seventh.
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American Association

At Indianapolis: Indianapolis 0, Co., lumb bus 8.
 At St. Paulg St. Paul 6. Milwaukee 3. At Minneapolis: Minneapolis 4, Kan sas City 10.
 At Louisville: Louisville 1. Toledo 4.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1916-06-28

Totals ....... 35 5 g 27 l *Terry hit for Lowry in inth.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1916-06-28

Another perfectly good ball game has been played, and, needless to say, we lost There wasn't any hard luck attached to the defeat yesterday, for when home runs are planted out of the lot there is only one thing to ac- count for the swamping. A good bat ter faced punk pitcher and then good-by ball game.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1916-06-27
A ReMEpY FoR spEEnERs-

Since il appears that small fine
has no great amount Of terror for the
speeder the Oklahoma City Times.
taking a tip from Portland. suggests
a more drastic remedy for the danger.
ous disease which afflicts many motor.
lists II says:
Portland. Ore, suffered a long time
from the speeder It fined and threat
ened and reiterated its determination
to curb the speeder just as other cities
have done. AT length it did IT, u sent
the speeder to the rock pile, along with
the hobo Il made no distinction be.
tween the law-hreaking motorist and
the yagrant There We're outbursts OF
indignation, Of course. but the rock
pile treatment was administered Il
stopped speeding ia Portland.
We have no official roekple in
Chickasha but Street Commissioner
Beets could doubtless use few more
aolo-bodied men in his department and
it might be a good idea Tor Mayor
coffman TO give the Portland plan a
tryout
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1916-06-27
Tomato and Corn.

Have you heard Of the famous to-
mato and corn clubs that are now or
ganized in many states of the coun-
try? They originated in Aiken county,
South Carolina, in the brain Of a little
schoolteaclfer named Marie Cromer,
who was getting thirty dollars a
month.
She asked her pupils one day, "What
are you doing to help maw?" They
all allowed that they were not do
IN nothln much" She started them
to doing something.
She got each Of them to begin with
about the easiest cultivated plant, the
tomato, on a tenth Of an acre oil
ground, and the most efficient cultiva-
tor was to receive a prize. All the to-
mato clubs In the country started from
that
Thousands of cens of tomatoes are
now produced from Aiken county
alone.
Then Jerry Moore got two thousand
boys Of the state into corn clubs And
there are now forty thousand through
out the South These boys learn how
to produce corn at the lowest possi-
bic cost.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1916-06-27

total enrolment while the per capita
cost Of the work based upon members
engaged in profit making enterprises
was S2.o2.
The results indicate that the bene.
fits Of boys and girls club work can
not be entirely measured by the re.
suits IN dollars and cents, or net profit.
Account must be taken, for example.
Of the Influence Of the club members
work upon parents and neighbors IN
increased crop production, as we'll as
In the Influence upon the club member
in not only conservinw him for rural
life but IN making him more efficient
and contented
One definite Illustration Of how the
club activities influenced adults may
be shown by the fact that demonstra-
tions III homa- canning and exhibits Of
the canning club york by boys and
girls aroused such interest that 26, 534
adults wrote to the department and
asked for the childrens canning in
structions for use In theiv home work.
State cooperative leaders in charge
Of the work and their assistants Sc.
cured HAYS local people to assist and
cooperate with them in the conduct
Of the boys and girls work, all Of
these without salary or reimburse
ments for supervision expenses. The
regular state and assistant leaders con-
lacted l,670 canning demonstrations
with total attendance Of 156,5S0 dur.
ng the canning season. Three thous.
and eight hundred and twenty-nine
ield meetings We're held One group
u s.Ol5 adults who requested the boys
and girls canning instructions canned
1856 quarts of fruits and 270G5g
quarts Of vegetables
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1916-06-27
BITS or INFORMATION

New Jersey factories employ $4,000
operatives.
Britain normally consumes 515,ooo,.
900 pounds Of wool.
In 1910 the United States produced
1921 tons of tungsten ore.
Malaga, Spain. yearly exports about
200 tons OF dried orange peel.
Kentucky last year registered So,
SIS births and 2S,9ls deaths
United States tungsten production
last year was valued at s2O09,OO0
United States in 1914 used 1929, 900
pounds Of aluminium, valued at s14s
$4,000.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1916-06-27

Il was a very serious conversation
that was overheard by q number Of
passengers OF a street car the other
night Two young girls Of the "giddy"
type were conversing about the possi-
binties OF the United states getting
into trouble with Mexico
well. / certainly would hate to see
an the American soldiers go down into
Mexico?" one girl said.
''Why?" her companion inquired
Because while the soldiers were
down in Mexico what would prevent
the Germans from coming over here
and getting us girls Columbus
lOhiol Dispatch
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1916-06-27
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EXPRESS PAcKAcETTEs.
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Our Gay Guardsmen.

Our Gay ouardsmen.
Our soldier boys are on the way
To mingle in the deadly fray;
OF danger needless, they are gay,
No iil befall them let us pray
81 Simp says he notices that his
hair always needs trimming when it
gets long,
Table Etiqnette No. it isn't neces-
sary to use gour napkin on your mouth
TN you finish eating but in case wat
ermelon is on the menu il is proper to
take swipe or two at your ears.
Generally speaking, it may be stated
that man behaves somewhat better
after his wife takes him Off and talks
to him.
Preparedness is no longer a theory
the debate Is closed
One way that mere man could save
lots of work as a housekeeper would
be by overlooking the wholly unnec-
essaiy operation Of sweeping under
the beds.
Since Cauanza has stubbornly re-
fused to accept our advice about any
thing, we simply consgn him TO what's
coming to him
Mutt and jeff might just as well
for another trip 70 Mexico II
they dou't want to be branded as
slackers
"safety first says SLOW up at the
corner
AZ that She cost Of living isn't IN It
compared with the cost of Keeping up
with Lizzie
II looks now like matters have gone
too far for the Sit.and Argue club to
accomplish much toward adjusting
matters in Mexico.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1916-06-27
BOWEL COMPLAINTS IN INDIA.

In a lecture at one of the Des
Moines, Iowa, churches a missionary
from India told of going into the inte-
rior Of India, where he was taken sick,
that he had a bottle of Chamberlains
Collie, Cholera and Diarrhoea Remedy
with him and believed that it saved
his life. This remedy is used success
fully in India both as a preventative
and cure for cholera. You may know
from this that it can be depended up
on for the milder forms of bowel com
plant that occur In this country. OBJ
tainable everywhere. ADV. d&w
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1916-06-27
CLEAR SKIN COMES FROM WITHIN

1t is foolish to think you can gain
good clear complexion by the use Of
face powder. Get at the root Of the
trouble and thoroughly cleanse the
system with a treatment Of Dr.. Kings
New Life Pills. Gentle and mild In
action, do not gripe, yet they relieve
the liver by their action on the bow
els. Good for young. adults and aged
Go after clear complexion today.
Zoe at your druggist d&wlm
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1916-06-27
IN-sHooTs

Success follows success more often
than 1t does failure
The pay envelope generally gauges
the worth of mans bluff.
The woman-hater generally seems
to fear them more than he hates
them
The girl with an abbreviated skirt
cannot assert that we are not on to
her curves.
When the mean boss is unldnd to a
handsome stenographer he is beyond
reformation.
If the Bible had a colored supple
ment probably lot more Of us would
read It on Sunday.
We seldom ask advice to keep ont
Of trouble; it is when we want to
get out that we seek counsel.
June is considered the lucky mar
riage month. But in case OF divorce
she is fortunate in getting rid of him
ia any old month
When we attempt to become fa-
nous the most Of US find that the Wis
lbIe supply of fame in our neighbor-
mood has been cornered.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1916-06-27
A STOLEN SMILE 'ER TWO.
Taken Phllosophically.


An freshman was sauntering home
ward from its labOrs one pay day when
he passed quarry where some blast
ing was being done just as he pass
ed a blast came and blew one OF his
hands Off The quarrymen quickly
gathered about and condoled with him
while awaiting the ambulance.
What a fearful thing" cried one
OF them.
"oh. well.n answered Murphy, 'ft
might ha been worse"
"Hows that?' asked the man.
ut might ma been the hand wild me
wages in. Philadelphia Post