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The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1916-02-26

NEW YORK, Feb. 2G The odds
and ends OF the imminent sartorIal
aohspn are bound to make both ends
meet by making both ends odd Just
which end VIII be oddcr were hard
10 say since though some Of the hats
arc the quintcsscncc Of quain,ncss,
% To" are some OF the low down
boots Whcr" "A pnrasol Is the height
W novelty a pair OF stockings may
sound the depth of originality. A
striking hand bag IN the hand is
Offset by lot of run stun in the
neck, OF all the mad conceits Of Il
mad halter the chapcau that has II
iii" size chauntulocr. come wattlcs
ana all roOsting all over the crown
Wd completely ovcrshadowing the
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1916-02-26
Jump from Bed
in Morning and
Drink Hot Water
Tells why everyone should drink
hot water each morning
before breakfast.

Sanitary science has OF late made
rapid strides with results that are of
untold blessing to humanity. The lat
est application of IFS untiring research
is the recommendation that it is as
necessary to attend to internal santa
tion OF the drainage system of the hu-
man body as it is to the drains of the
house.
Those Of u who are accustomed to
feel dull and heavy when We arise,
splitting headache, stuffy from cold,
foul tongue, nasty breath, acid stom-
ach. can, instead, feel as fresh as a
daisy by opening the sluices of the
system each morning and flushing out
the whole OF the internal poisonous
stagnant matter.
Everyone, whether ailing, sick or
well, should each morning before
breakfast drink a glass of real hot
water with a teaspoonful of limestone
stomach, liver and bowels the previous
days indigestible waste, sour bile and
poisonous toxins; thus cleansing,
sweetening and purifying the entire
alimentary canal before putting more
food into the stomach. The action of
hot water ndlimestone phosphate on
an empty stomach is wonderfully in
vigorating. 1t cleans out all the sour
lamentations, gases, waste and acid
ity and gives one splendid appetite
for, breakfast. While you are enjoying
your breakfast the phosphated hot
water is quietly extracting large vol
ume of water from the blood and get
ting ready for thorough flushing of
ali the inside organs.
The millions of people who are both
cred with constipation, bilious spells,
stomach trouble, rheumatic stiffness;
others who have sallow skins, blood
disorders and sickly compilations are
urged to get quarter pound of lime
stone phosphate from the drug store.
This will cost very little, but is suffi-
cient to make anyone a pronounced
crank on the subject of internal san
itation.-Adv.
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1916-02-26

Word"n avenue and Donald streets.
Rev. VIM Mcmillan s J. pastor.
First Mass at $40 u IN.
High Mass and BcnedlctIon, 1890
Services Al Merrill os the third
sunday of each month
Week day Mass every morning at
.1:l5.
cntcchetical instruction every Sat
urdny nt $50 II IN
i,nm,s, Church Corner Eighth and
Canal streets. Rev J u Grifiith
pastor
Bible school at 10 a, m. G. X. De
lap. sur.rnt.ndent
Regular morning services
Preaching AT | | AN and : 80 pm.
Ev"ryou" cordially invited to these
services
Bonanza NJ T. church Pastor Sidney
W Hall
Services for the month viii be held
ms follows:
ri 81 SUNDAY Al Bonanza at II a.
III. and : 20 y, IN, at Dairy at 3 y. III.
Second Sunday Poe Valley at ! a,
M. bonanza at 7:30 p. M.
Third Sunday Al Lorclla at IL a.
M. bonanza at 1880 p. m.
Fourth Sunday At Bonanza at ii a.
M and 7 80 p. m: Dairy at 3 p. III.
When there are Eve Sundays in the
month. morning service will be held al
Loretta al II a m and al Bonanza at
7:20 D. IN.
Organist Of bonanza church and sun
day school Miss Grace Lytlc.
Sunday school at Lorella every Sun.
day morning nj 10 n. m. superintend'
cnt, Henry IIaines.
sunday school at Dairy every first
and fourth Sunday. superintendent. Mr..
Scdgc; organist. Miss OdeR.
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1916-02-26
ocou ROADS SOON

| ..,o have your automobile
You au'o '.,rI,bcd now In order to
bIaisd .. -. .rrIpg. We aro turning
at some Ve', ..w n, very moderate
! scod ~ II. WIGHT,
|rIes. Cor 9Th and klamath
sj.st -
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1916-02-26

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ADVISES NEWLYWEDS no
SPEND \ YEAR ON RANCH
United Press Service

PASADENA, Feb, 26.-Giving ad-
vice to bridal couples, Madame Nellie
Melba, the singer, declared they
ought to spend the first year OF their
welded life on ranch, There the
bride would not be cooped up in an
apartment to grow dissatisfied observ-
ing the greater advantage wealthier
girls enjoy.
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1916-02-26

ChilCOte collects rents and looks af.
ter property of all kinds. 16
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1916-02-26

John Ellis Roosevelt, aged sixty
two. cousin of Theodore Roosevelt,
was almost hysteriCal when he was
on the stand in brooklyn court in
his case for the annulment of his
marriage to his wife, aged thirty-one.
His wife said he had hrainstorms
during the honeymoon.
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1916-02-26

AT odds with the whole world you
surely viii be
u you don't don the odd looking
things that you see
now offered ~ fashionable "dornicr
CrI "
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1916-02-26
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The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1916-02-26
TODAY'S OLDEST STORY

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. MINNEAPOLIS, Mimi, Feb.
= 26.--Warren Hasty, OF Hasty,
. Mimi, never wanted to let folks
. think he was hasty. so at 73
. he was married to Mrs. Lydia
. Theil here. Hasty never has 4
= been married before. Z
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1916-02-26
At the Churches

n, m,
The subject Of the lesson for tomor
row IL Christ Jesus"
Tho reading room OF tho Society
Il the same location win be open
ON Tuesday. Thursday and Saturday
afternoons from $50 To i:30 until
.urther notice,
Grace Methodist Episcopal Church
Corner Tenth and High streets; E
&. Richards. minister.
1000 n. m. Sunday school George
Walton, superintendent
1t!DO u. M. morning preaching.
subject. Better Babies" by request
OF Woman's Club.
$50 y. m. Epworlh League. Chas.
y. Roberts president
1850 y, M. musical program.
Wednesday. 7:l6. Epworth League
Bible study. John iiutchcns leader.
Al 5 o'clock. official board meeting
and prayer.
Thursday. 10. choir rehearsal
Vernon 7 Motech.ubnchcr chorister
Mrs Aibrccht ochicr. pianist.
Mrs. Charlotte X Satterlee. leader
of the orchestra.
Th. public is cordially invited to
attend the services and remain for Il
social nftcen minutes.
Epi-roi'at Hans. and all interested In
the church. are invited To meet at
the Library hall every Sunday after
noon ~ 230,
Christian Church Corner OF Ninth
aud l'inc stre-tA. J ". jenkins.
pastor,
ltiblc school al 10 a. m. Geo a.
Hayden superintendent
Preaching at II n M, and ! 30 y m.
Christian Endcavor at $50 y. m.
Mas Appiegate. president
choir practice Wednesday evening
Mt I o'clock. Professor Taylor. direct
tor. All who desire to learn to sing
are Invited.
Prayer meeting Wednesday even
Ing nt T;tb.
A cordial invitation Ia all To enjoy
these services with MS,
First prcsi,y tcrian Church - Corner OF
Third and Pine streets. Charles 7.
Hurd. pastor. residence iii3 Main
street,
Services will be held this week as
follows
sunday. 10 a. m. Sunday school.
1900 a m. preaching
$3.50 y, m. Christian Endeavor,
union meeting with the young people
Of the Christian church. TO hear from
the delegates TO tho state c. +. con
'cntton
,:30 y, m. preaching
Charles T. Hnrd.
Tuesday evening. meeting of the
Church United Committee" ut the
pastors resident. 1880 p. III.
Wednesday. 7;3o p. IN, midweek
service.
Thursday. 1880 p. m. choir re-
hersal.
Friday. S y. M. trustee meeting at
5l7 Main street.
Thursday, 2;30 p. m. tho Ladies
Aid Society viii meet In special
meeting at tho homo Of Mrs. Charles
r. Hurd, to sew for charity.
A cordial invitation Is extended to
the public to attend the work ana
worship OF this church Come ana
help us make It THE Church With
Welcome"
Emmanuel lSaptist--
Sunday school at 10 n. m, Library
building, Third and Main; o. r.
Couchman, superintendent.
Mrs. Owens. missionary superin-
tendent.
: Mrs. Grigsby. temperance super
intendent.
Communion service at n. M
Prayer meeting Wednesday at 1880
y. IN.
Home and foreign missionary meet
Ing first Thursday of each month
You will be welcome with the EN-
manuel Baptist church.
Q
Church Of the Sacred Heart--Corher
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1916-02-26

IL you are particular about your
fire insurance, see ChiIcote. 16
Gilpin observer., 1916-07-27
ORIGIN OF COLORADO RIVER
Pretty Indian Legend Concerning Fa-
nous Stream That Runs Through
the Grand Canyon.

According to the Indian legend of
the Grand Canyon, great chief
mourned the death of his wife and
would not be comforted. Ta-vwoarts.
one of the Irdian gods, came to him
and told him that his wife was in
happier land, to which he would take
him that he might see for himself If
upon his return. he would cease to
mourn. The chiet promised. There
upon Ta-vwoarts made trail through
the mountains that guarded that beau
tiful land.
This trail was the canyon gorge of
the Colorado. Through it Ta-vwoarts
led the chief, and when they returned
the god extracted promise that the
chief would tell no one of it's joys, lest,
through discomfort with the circum-
stances of this world, others should
desire to go there. Then Ta-vwoarts
rolled river into the gorge, a mad,
raging stream, that should engulf any
who attempted to enter. 1t was the
Colorado river.
Gilpin observer., 1916-07-27
Russia and Marriage Laws.

The women of modern Russia owe
debt to their country's tyrannical
reformer, Peter the Great. Before
his era women in Russia were treat
ed with the utmost contempt. The
bridegroom and bride never met be.
fore the actual ceremony was per-
formed. Thus the bridegroom was
often disappointed when the veil was
raised and the bride did not come up
to the description. He could visit his
wrath on the unhappy girl by using
the whip which the father had handed
to him as symbol Of authority. For
her part, the wife had no way of es-
cape. and the terrible punishment Of
burial to the waist" was inflicted IL
she resorted to any act Of violence.
Peter insisted on Mt least six weeks
betrothal before marriage. and intro
duced many reforms in family life.
His own daughters he gave liberal
education to fit them to take part in
western society. This Is not to say,
however. that he was always a gentle
squire Of danes; for there were occa-
sions when the czar used the knout
upon the backs of nuns and noble
women without compunction.
Gilpin observer., 1916-07-27
WHEN MEMORY IS REvERED

Ever since the foundation of this
government we have had men, whose
memory grows brighter upon the
pages of time, and whose steadfast
acts are revered by rising genera
tions.
American history shows that many
who had set principle, and never
deviated from its true. course, are
the ones whose fame and virtues
grow brighter with recurring years,
without a fixed idea have been bur-
led beneath the fr.gid shades of OBJ
livion, and their memory erased from
the minds of a majority of the pres
ent generation
Jefferson, in early youth conceiv-
ed the principles of great republic
with all it's attendant freedom, and
never deviated from the true course
until the goal was attained. Wash
ington, when placed in command of
the little rebel band of Puritan patri-
OTIS, conceived victory at the end,
and the defeats at Bunker Hill and
other places, never swerved him
from his set course, that gave him
the final victory at Yorktown. Lin
coin entered the Civil war with a fix
ed determination to end slavery
either by purchase or by conquest,
and the malcontents of the nation
could not swerve him from his fixed
plans that resulted in the abolish
ment of slavery and reunited ma
ton. Cleveland lad a fixed policy
when he ordered the British and
German warships f ON Venezuela har-
Dor and defied the powers of those
great nations, that the Monroe Doc
trine might live. Wilson is now
preserving the peace of this nation
when nearly the whole world is at
war, and with him retained at the
helm, the worlds war will draw to
a close with America still unscathed.
These men will live in history and
their achievements grow brighter
with age, as time in it's never-ceas-
ing course rolls on, while those who
We're vacillating and allowed great
corporations to destroy competing en-
terprises, will be cast into the fires
of oblivion.
Gilpin observer., 1916-07-27
Pearl Five Million Year. Old.

A pearl, estimated to have been
formed 5,OOO,OOO years ago and said
to be the Oldest specimen of its kind
In the world, found by Stanley G. Her.
old, Stanford (San Francisco) stu.
dent six months ago, will be present.
ed to the Stanford museum.
The pearl, oyster and cockleshell,
in which It was imbedded. came to
Stanford in h consignment OF geologic
material from the coast Of the state
Of Washington disinterred in the con-
chology course given by Prof. James
Perrin Smith. University authorities
say the pearl Is Of little value as a
gem. but the oyster In which 1t was
found originated, they said, probably
in the paleozoic period.
Gilpin observer., 1916-07-27

The petition circulated for the man.
ufacture of beer in Colorado has been
signed by several thousand names
more than are required to initiate a
bill, and will therefore appear upon
the ballot at the coming election.
The thousands of dollars leaving tie
state monthly, that is forever with
drawn from our circulating medium,
has caused the taxpayers and busi-
ness men to take some steps to stop
this constant drain of the monies re-
quired for the betterment of the
state.
Gilpin observer., 1916-07-27
POSITION OF THE
TWO GREAT PARTIES

There is no denying the fact that
Carlscn's egotism in tie state, like
Teddy's in the nation, is bound to
bring the Republican party to defeat
AS regards national politics, the
Democratic party had but one candi-
date to head their ticket, and the St.
Louis convention was simply a meet
ing, ratifying the acts of President
Wilson and unanimously again plac-
ing him at the head of the party 10
seeming victory.
In the state, they had such well
known and tried men as Judge Gun
ter of Denver, Sam. N. Wheeler of
Mesa county, and Franklin Carringer,
OF Jefferson, county, as candidates to
head the ticket. The Democratic
press, friendly to these respective
candidates. placed them before the
people, and the majority choice seems
to have centered upon Judge Gunter
OF Denver, and his will undoubtedly
like Wilson in tie nation, be the
Sb"y hohc PiSsNAltcu uSlOIS tut ds
sembly at Denver on August s. thus
signifying harmony in the party from
nation to state.
How different is this to that OF
the National Republican convention
that met In Chicago in June. and wa.
completely at sea as to a choice OF
candidates, and finally selected as
their standard bearer, c. e. Hughes
OF New York, whose only heretofore
public acts were in investigating in
surance companies. and advocating
tie defeat Of the income tax law
when governor of New York. In state
politics this party Is also at sea. The
names of three candidates will go be
fore the state assembly for governor
each having their friends and sup
porters and the choice Of the sue
cessful nominee will be bitterly con
tested until the end, and leave ranco
In its wake.
On the one hand there is unity o.
action, backed by an almost univer
sal satisfied republic from nation tt
state, while en- the other, there 1,
envy, discord and confusion, tina
Will exist until the last vote Is count
cd on the evening of November 7th.
Gilpin observer., 1916-07-27
ALWAYS THE PRICE TO PAY
Western journal DeIves to the Root
Of Things, and the Result Might
Be Foreseen.

II had to learn that for everything
worth having, one must pay an honest
,rice." So spoke very wealthy wom-
IN the other day. explaining to her
,Oung friend what she called the first
eal lesson of her life, learned, she
adly regretted, after she had grown
Up and married. The trouble with
Ter early years, she said. had been
hat she had everything, or almost
Everything, that she wanted, and she
lad never thought of there being much
hat her fathers money couldn't buy
or her. And then life took Il turn
md began little bit of happiness
FOR money, that everything worth hav-
ng cost something Of herself.
Friends? Even the finest of self-sac-
ificing souls must find something to
'espOnd to. The love of her husband?
That had nothing to do with her pos
sessions which We're matched by his
)wn. Health? In the first two years
IF her married life, she and her hus-
)and both went down to the valley of
he shadow and found that life itself
$ nothing we can claim as our right.
Two years in which to learn the les
son that the world is thrifty mer-
chant and doesn't offer us any more
than we offer it, that it drives it's bar
gains inexOrably, that it has it's own
queer ways Of taking the pride out
Of the naughty and rewarding the
humble! This woman was doing well
and proving her own worth to the
world to learn such lesson in two
years. She may indeed be glad that
henceforth she will not look on hap
piness as her right, but will take
gratefully what of it is vOuchsafed to
her and try to do her part to deservS
it.-Milwaukee Journal.
Gilpin observer., 1916-07-27
Hard Order 70 ELL.

Nose Jackson, gentleman Of COL
or, as spring came on, felt alarming
symptoms. Lassitude overcame him
to such an extent that he even had
no desire to go fishing. At that stage
he was convinced that he was In a
dangerous condition. so he consult
ed the village physician. who found
nothing In particular the matter with
Mr.. Jackson, and knowing his aversion
to work and exercise. advised mis-.
chievously: "Mose, what you need Is
calisthenics, night and morning." Nose
asked no questions. but hurried of
to the drug store and said to the clerk /:
"Ah wants bout u pint bottle o. cal.
lsthenics, an All wants 1t quick"
Gilpin observer., 1916-07-27
Four years ago Teddy was singing

Four years ago Teddy was singing
I'VE stand at the gates of Armaged-
don and we battle for the right"
Four years later he ordered those
same gates to swing on their hing.
es, and allow the enemy to peace.
fully enter and devour the innocent
victims. Had he been privately seen
or has he developed into a state of
catalepsy from which he cannot ex.
tricate himself from the strange
phenomena?
Gilpin observer., 1916-07-27

In another part Of this impression
will be found the call for the Demo-
crate county caucuses and assembly.
the former to be held on next Tues.
day evening and the latter the fol-
lowing Saturday afternoon. The pur-
pose Of the assembly is to select
seven delegates to attend the state
assembly and to designate candidates
for the county ticket to be voted for
In the primary. Sept 18th. On ac-
count OF the state assembly, the rail
roads have made rate Of one and
one.fifth fare. with selling dates OF
tickets Aug. 7th to 11th inclusive. fin,
al return limit August 18th.
Gilpin observer., 1916-07-27

Several OF our states richest men
have died in the past year and the
tax on their Inheritance will net
over million dollars. Carlson is
the first governor Colorado ever had
where the dead furnished the money
to make his official life without a
worry as to how state institutions
should get the necessary money for
running expenses.
Gilpin observer., 1916-07-27
SUPERINTENDENT OF SCHOOLS

l hereby announce my candidacy
for the designation and nomination
of county superintendent Of schools,
subject to the will Of the Democratic
assembly and primary:
LOTT1E HAFER.
Gilpin observer., 1916-07-27

Wren our Savior was nai.ed to
the cross, in a loud voice he shout
ed, Forgive them for they know
net what they do" When Carlson
IS nailed to the rigging. wrat will
tie malcontent have to say?
Gilpin observer., 1916-07-27

Our erratic governor Is fighting
mad because an initiated bill will go
before the voter this fall giving brew
cries the right to manufacture beer.
AS the governor is nearing the end
Of his political career for all time,
1t matters not to the voter whether
he Is pleased or displeased.
Gilpin observer., 1916-07-27
DISTRICT ATTORNEY

wish to announce myself as a
candidate for denomination for office
Of District Attorney upon the Demo-
cratic ticket, subject to the will of
Democratic voters at the coming cleo
ton. S. w. JOHNSON.
Gilpin observer., 1916-07-27

TIE main buck Of the Bull Moose
herd is hopelessly slain. but the
young bucks will propagate and null
tiply.
Gilpin observer., 1916-07-27

The reason why a girl wants real
lace on her lingerie is because she
wears 1t where you can't see It.
Gilpin observer., 1916-07-27
CALL FOR
PRIMARIES AND ASSEMBLY

Pursuant to the official cali of the
Democratic State Central Committee
and by the authority of the Democrat
&c County Central Committee of GIL
ic. County Central Committee of Gill
voters OF Gilpin County are hereby
requested to meet in their respective
precincts throughout the County on
Tuesday the list day of August, A. D.
1916 at 1880 o'clock p. M, for the
purpose of electing delegates to at
tend the Democratic County Assem-
bly,, which is hereby called to meet
at the District Court Room, at Cen
traN City in said County, on Satur-
day. August 5th, 1916, at 2 O'Clock
p. IN.
Said Assembly is called for the
following purpose:
To select seven delegates to at
tend the. Democratic State Assem-
bly,, which convenes at the Auditor
iuun in Denver, Colorado, on Tuesday,
August Sth, to nominate Six candi-
dates for presidential electors; and
designate a state ticket to be voted
for in the primaries to be held on
Tuesday, September 18th, 1916. To
select seven delegates to attend a
Democratic Assent bly, to be held at
the Auditorium in Denver, Colo, on
Tuesday, August Sth, 1916, to desig-
nate candidates for Congressman of
the Third Congressional district.
To select seven delegates to at
tend the judicial and sensational as
semblies.
Also to designate candidates for
full county ticket to be voted for
at the primary election, and to at
tend to any other business which
may properly come before this assem-
bly,.
The several precircts of the coun-
ty are entitled to delegates in the
Gilpin observer., 1916-07-27


Precinct No. 1, Central City, 6.
Precinct No. 2, Central City, 8.
Precinct No. 8, Central City, 4.
Precinct No. 4, Nevadaville. 5.
Precinct No. 5, Russell Gulch, 6.
Precinct No. 6, Black Hawk, 10.
Precinct No. Z, Rollinsville, 3.
Precinct No. 8, Apex 2.
Precinct No. 8, Tolland, 2.
Total 46.
The primaries in the various pre-
oinc.s will be he'd at the following
named places:
Precinct No. /, County Treasurer's
office, Eureka St, Central City.
Precinct No. 2, Observer office
Gregory St., Central City.
Precinct No. 3, Kimballs office,
Lawrence ST., Central City.
Precinct No. A., Nevadaville,i City
Hall, Bald Mountein.
Precinct No. 8, Russell Guach, Chel-
LEWIS office.
Precinct No. 6, Back Hawk, City
Hall.
Precinct No. Z, Roll,nsville, Rollins
vile Hotel.
Precinct No. 8, Apex, Town Hall.
Precinct No. 8, Tol!and. Pavilion.
The Commit;eeme of each precinct
will take notice of the foregoing call
and are requested to take such steps
in the premises as are necessary.
and it is particularly desired that
each precinct be fully represented at
the County Assembly.
NJ. J. LEAHY, Chairman.
w. ]. STULL, Secretary.