The Abbeville press and banner. [volume] (Abbeville, S.C.) 1869-1924, 1916-06-28
LETTER TO
THE EDITOR.
antervul sattidy,
Joon neerly out, 1916 r. f. d.

deer edditoral:-
hes sean dote's letar in ther me-
dunn which sais as how sumboddie
gin him sum shuger fur sum black
berries. the onlie thing in this tail
which seams like ther trooth is that
lizzie pickt ther blackberries as kno
dote nevar dun it. ernuther thing
which makes me bleeve that it is a
champagne storie is that coot wus at
mi hous wensdy en- sed he had bin
by dotes an tole him ter keap his
mouf outen his rails as he wus his oan
mannidger an that dote wus eetin
blackberry pi then an porin molasses
on it shown he had no shugar. he
sed that dote also took long sweatnin
in his koffie. dote tells so menny
stories bout things til i am bout ter
cum ter ther konklusion that he is
soaber sints ther dispinsary wint out.
am bissy with my crop an sainin,
triner get ther grass out an sum fish
cought befoar wensdy as i seeks ter
cum ter the champagne. well, we
wus doun on lital rivar at martins
mill sainin fridy evning an wun OF
Dotes bruthers Gums doun an said
that he wood like to look on as he
he'd his lital boy wifi him, an j sed
sutternly, is cooper man, cum rite
in, an we cought good deel Nv cats
and suckers, an the lital boy sais ter
= his paw how do you tell a cat frum a
sucker an his paw sais the roman
nose fish which looks like mr. furnitur
Kar is sucker, an the fiat face fish
with the big mouf like your unkel
Dote is cat, an the lital boy knode
evry cat he seed arter that. well
dotes bruther tole tale on dote bout
gittin dround wunst when he wus
sainin. 1t seams that dote tride ter
maik out that he Good swim when he
cuddent, an waided rite in ter ther
deap wauter an sank. well thay f.
nerly got him out an tole him he
Good not swim but dote still sed he
Good that the whoal thing happint
bekase he had chaw Nv ,terbacker
in his mouf but he diddent go in emmy
moar jist cooked fish on the bank an
ct EN-.
goes up ter annersun ter ther
champaign meatin sattidy. It wus
a fine meatin. Kolie wus trottin in
ole time form cept he is lital lain.
He snorted an maid as mutch.' fuss
hisself as he useter but he has ran his
last rails thinks. he he'd quite a
good croud Of felars ther frum ther
mills an touns ter doc a good deel of
hollern, but it scanned ter me that
the coopars had ther croud. evry
felar which wus not hollern scanned
ter me ter be fur coopar. an he
maid wun moar speach. evry time
he reeched fur the conjugal he slept
on ther catigal and he kept ther
croud wifi him. Now am for no
moar prancin hosses, we want good
ole time hoss which goes slo but
plows ther 70 an that is coopar, he is
fur bildin up ther kuntry skules an
maiken theas felars which steel big
mummy bite ther dust jist like if wun
of our pore bois wood do rong. he
wood not be erloud ter paigh out.
knode bob coopar when useter cote
a gal oaver in Torrents kountie an
he wood alwais go off an give felar
chance ter pop ther question an i
am still wifi him becos he is a fare
fiter an trew man.
i seas in ther paipers that ther Jim
Stock Vehical Ko. Willow you $3.50
off buggie durin ther Chertauquer
if you brings ther Cupon cut outer
ther last week pres an banar. pleese
tell Jim that has mi coopon an will
be doun ter git ther buggie an to
keap me wun an not let EN- all 60 as
i may not git thare till ther SCENT
day.
that wus sum paiper which you
printed las week. when it cum in me |
an mi wife an all ther childrun
which kin reed got rite doun ter it |
an it took US three mites ter git threw
wifi her. she wus full of muse an
tole wher all ther big bargants air
ter be bought in toun. wants ter
sea each an evry murchant when i
Gums doun which rites bout his
goods in yore paper as knose they |
is rite or wood not be in it. wants
ter sea sum of them Fodes which
mr.. gordint white is sellin befoar
thay air all gone. if you kin sea him
tel him hes a fine jersie cow an
calf an three pigs which wood like
to,. +,,r, IN IN Eoda ha1ontc cro