The broad ax. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1895-19??, 1916-06-03
STARTLED BY KISS
, onu Distance CoGrtship Rounds
Up With a Mishap.
WRONG FELLOW is RUGGED.

,r..;n Utters Ineoherent Words of In.
ouiry When Prospective Husband
Games Along, and After Apologies
q. Hurries Her OFF to Minister.
porsons, Kan.-Marcella Rowland
Lissed the wrong man. And inasmuch
90 Marcella at the time of her oscula-
torv performance was engaged to be
married and the man she kissed was
,ot her prospective husband. she found
herself in an embarrassing situation
vben the real groom hove to and made
anxious inquiry as to her affection for
another man. If it had been In the
good old days of rapiers and swords
nerbaps there would have been a duel,
with much blood, but there was none
of that, and only a few people at the
KATY station were aware Of the near
tragedy.
The story Of the kissing and Marcella
and the man she kissed and the man
she should have kissed adds another
chapter to the volumes that have been
written about long distance love max
ing. This episode might have been
labeled "Courtship by Mail, or Wooing
by Correspondence" The story is this,
duly attested and sworn to by at least
one of the parties concerned:
Marcella lives near Joplin and Is q
helper in a grocery store. A year ago
she found the name Of James Vandyke
in a case of eggs, the said James not
being a barber, as his name might in
dictate, but a raiser of chickens and
corn near AnadarkO, Okla. Marcella
wrote to James, and James replied.
Then followed a correspondence with
each succeeding letter ripened into
love. A month ago it was decided to
meet in Parsons end have a minister
here perform the ceremony, an elope-
ment being considered the proper
thing to do.
James arrived and spent a restless
afternoon waiting for his bride, who
was to come from Joplin on the even
ing train.
Came 7:45 o'clock, and with 1t the
train from Joplin and Marcella. James
was q bit confused in time and was
Rot at the station. Harcella, wearing
a pink carnation by Encouragement,
went to the waiting room and sat
down to await the arrival of her hus-
band to be.
Now enter the other side Of the tri-
angle, whose name for the present Is
unknown. as he absolutely refused to
divulge his identity. His name will be
John Doe for this occasion. John en-
tered the station and gazed over the
crowds. Marcella saw him, and after
giving him time to discover her trip
ped across the room and stood enrap-
tured before the astonished man.
"Well, here l am, James," she said
demurely, waiting for her fiance to
take her in his arms, ETC., etc.
John gasped. but made no move to
ward her.
"Why, you bashful thing" the girl
exclaimed, and with that bounded over
to the man, threw her arms about him
and planted a kiss upon his lips.
John extricated himself as best he
could-Or would, and was mumbling
some incoherent words of inquiry
when in came a breathleSs Vandyke,
who had come up just in time to be-
hold the performance, and, convinced
that some one was making away with
his bride to be, rushed up to thwart
him.
As lie approached misgiving spread
over Marcella'S face. She had a faint
suspicion that she had kissed the wrong
man. and this suspicion grew with
each step of the excited Vandyke. He
stood before her. She looked at Doe
and then at Vandyke. Yes, the last
man was certainly the one she had
come TO meet How could she have
mistaken the other fellow for him, al
though their resemblance was quite
marked?
Then apologies, explanations, assur-
ancPS by Doe to Vandyke that he was
an innocent party and had no intention
To cop Marcella, and then Marcella
kissed the right man, right there in the
station. with score of people watch
inS her.
The couple decided to take the S:22
Train back to Joplin and be married
there. They hurried to a telephone,
made an appointment with a minister
there and left.