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The Sun. [volume] (Price, Utah) 1915-1932, 1916-06-23
SCHEDULE FOR THE SEASON
on CARBON COUNTY LEAGUE

June 25--sunnyside az Price. Cas-
tie Gate at Helper,
July 2--Price al Sunnyslde. Castle
Gate az Helper.
July i-Castle Gate az Price. sun
nyside az Helper.
July s-Price az sunnyslde. Helper
az Castle Gate.
July i6-Sunnyside az Castle Date,
Helper az Price.
July 23-Castle Gate al Price, Hell
per az Sunnyside.
July 2i-Helper at Price. sunny
side at Castle Gate.
July 3O-PTloe az Sunnyside, Castle
Gate az Helper.
August G-Price at Castle Gate,
| Sunnyside at Helper.
August l3-castle Gate at sunny
side, Helper at Price.
August gO-sunnyside al Price. Hell
per at Castle Gate.
August 27--Castle Gate az sunny
side. Price az Helper.
The Sun. [volume] (Price, Utah) 1915-1932, 1916-06-23

Claude A, Bryner ana Miss Vivian
Fullmer were married Wednesday af-
ternOOn at o'clock AT the home OF
Mrs. Isabel Bryner Of this city, Bishop
Albert Bryner. an uncle OF the groom,
officiating. Immediately after the GER
emory the young couple left for Salt
Lake City on a trip of several days.
They are TO make their home al Hia-
watha. where the groom holds a re-
sponeitle. position with the United
States Fuel company The sun with
many good friends OF these excellent
young people extends It's eonerataia.
tons.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1916-11-29
THE 8 CHRIsTMASES" SEEN
Violet Heming and William Courtleigh
in Film Teaching Thrift

"The Three Christmsses," a picture
with a lesson, was shown privately at
the Lyric yesterday morning. Violet
Heming is used 20 point moral and
adorn tale" and she does.
The story set itself the task OF teach
ing frugality and systematic saving.
but somehow when the fact Is revealed
that by laying aside a dollar each week
from one Christmas to another one Will
have $50, it does not seem as surpris-
ing as il should.
William Courtleigh plays opposite
Miss Heming as d poor clerk who never
has anv money TO spend for Christmas
presents but is finally induced TO see
the light BY his frugal wife.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1916-11-29
Court Wars on Ticket Ring

Magistrate Groehl, in the Yorkvillo
Court, yesterday announced that he
would impose prison sentences on all
ticket spectators convicted by him. He
explained that the Board Of City Mag
istrates had decided 10 break up the
ticket specializing ring and that the
imposition of workhouse terms was
the only way to do IL.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1916-11-29
SECRET KINGDOM" SHOWN
Charles Richman and Dorothy Kelly
Star in Newest Serial

The first episodes Of "The Secret
Kingdom" were shown yesterday morn
ing at the Rialto Theatre. Despite the
fact that the time set for the presen-
tation, $3.50, was bit early for Broad
way. the theatre was well filed.
Charles Richman and Dorothy Kelly
are being featured in the new Vita
graph serial. The first three episodes.
called "The Land Of Intrigue" Royalty
at Red Wing" and "The Sealed Packet" y
were shown. ..fter this they skipped
to the eleventh episode to prove that
continuity was not essential 10 the
success Of the picture.
The episodes shown were vastly in
teresting and make one anxious for the
speedy release of the remaining por-
tons After the picture Miss Kelly and
Mr.. Richman spoke.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1916-11-29
GEE 26r a

TELEPHONES Bryant-lOU3I-I 003Z
To night. Sis. Trayiata. Hempel; Garpi
fdebutl Amato. Bada. kossl Cond., Papi
,ifal Kurt. Selnbach. Braun. Well. GOritZ,
PuVsdaeI Relss Cord. Bodauzky.
Thurs. al s:i5 la Boheme. Aida Mason
Phi al 7.45 rohengrin. Fay Ober. rrlus.
Braun Well. Le0uhardt Cond. bolanZky.
sat Mat. az . Pearl Fishers. Hfmpel
CarusO. DE Luca Hothier. Cond.. POlaccO.
sat az > BROOKLYN Academy of Music.
CavalIeria Rustieana. Kurt. Perrin. BOtta
Arlto- FoId bv Pagliacci. Mason. Nart-
TeIli Amato. Tsgani Cond. Papi.
Next Mon. Sis. Tosca. Muzio debut Ca
..uso Scott Malaf-sra ROssi Cond PolaccO.
We'd. az s Prince Igor. Aida. Perrin. ANA
to Botta. uidur Segurola COud. POlacc0
HARDAAN PIANO USED
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1916-11-29
Mile. Darthy Acts at Garrick

Gilda Darthy, a we'll known Partisan
actress, made her American debut last
night with the resident French COM
pany at the Garrick in lie Maitre de
Forge" The performance will be re-
viewed in to-morrow's Tribune.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1916-11-29

general welfare to investigate pres,ent,
Conditions and recommend remeuls'
ordinances. The resolution was adopt
ed unanimously.
The committee on general "eIiA'e
will take up the matter Friday
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1916-11-29

high cost of commodities. Nearly all
its members at the meeting had food
resolutions 70 offer. The only one not
referred TO the committee on rules
was that Of Alderman William I. Col
Inns, which directed the committee on
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1916-11-29

Megrue this afternoon by introducing
an entirely new finale to "The Century
Girl" II is known as the "lace scene"
and has been delayed because the vari-
GUS laces h;sye been held UP in transit.
Although tA ending is entirely new, 1t
is announced that it will not interfere
in the least with the plot, which at q
late hour last night was doing as well
as could be expected.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1916-11-29
"Mile-a-Minute" Kendall
Amusing Comedy of
Familiar Type
TOM POWERS PLAYS
TO GOOD ADVANTAGE
Excellent Cast Has Fun in
One of Those Half
Rural Affairs

"Mile-a-M Minute Kendall" a comedy
by Owen Davis, at the Lyceum Theatre.
Presented by Oliver Morosco.
THE CAST
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1916-11-29

The Japanese Ambassador, Aimaru
Sato, will attend the performance OF
the Washington Square Players next
Monday evening for the purpose OF
witnessing "Bushido."
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1916-11-29

"Her Soldier Boy" coming 10 the
Aston next week, has been postponed
from Monday TO Wednesday to escape
conflict with other premieres.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1916-11-29
NEWS OF PLAYS
And PLAYERS
Gamblers All" Comes to
ElliOtt-"HaVe a Heart"
Also EN- Route

William Hodge will continue TO do
an he can for Americanism at the
Maxine Elliott until December IS, after
which IN. Hodge and Fixing Sister"
can be reached 81 Chicago. The sue
ceeding attraction at the Elliott will be
Gamblers ALI" which is English, but
SAID 20 be good The late Lewis Waller
appeared in the piece. in London, and
had hoped TO present 1t here.
Also on the way is a musical comedy
from the Savage Offices, TO be known
as "Have q Heart" II is booked as
the Christmas attraction at Atlantic
CITY. and will be seen in New York
in January. Guy Bolton wrote the
book. =. G.. Wodehouse the lyrics and
Jerome Kern the music.
Arthur Hopkins, all the Selwyns and
the artistic Robert Edmond Jones went
over % the films yesterday afternoon,
violating all picture tradition by tax
ine the plunge with a company cap.
italized at only 100000. Samuel
Goldfish is responsible for the new
organization, which will be known as
the Goldwyn Pictures Corporation.
Edgar Selwyn and Margaret Mayo Will
look after the scenarios. and 1t 10 eX-
pected that the various Selwyn ana
Hopkins productions will now ma
their way into the films. This was the
only miihon-dollar film company or
gained during the entire day.
Jack Norworth has been acquired for
a week By the Ziegfeld Midnight Frolic,
and Will begin his labors next Monday
al II.
"Her Soldier Boy" coming 10 the
Aston next week, has been postponed
from Monday 10 Wednesday TO escape
conflict with other premieres.
The management Of the Century will
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1916-11-29

There will be an additional six per
formances of "The Yellow Jacket" at
the Cort next week-Mondsy, Tuesday,
Thursday and Friday afternoons,
Wednesday and Saturday mornings.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1916-11-29
ALDERMEN ACT ON PRICES

The Board Of Aldermen took hand
Yesterday in the campaign against the
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1916-11-29

The management Of the Century will
emulate Irwin s. Cobb and Roi Cooper
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1916-11-29

Jack Norworth has been acquired for
a week by the Zegfeld Midnight Frolic,
and Will begin his labors next Monday
70.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1916-11-29

Adolf Philip, the playboy of the
German world, will make his first APP
pearance at the Yorkvillo tonight. The
programme will include Franz Jo-
sef l." "Familie FeIdman" and Elm
Gemiitsmensch." u. ). n.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1916-11-29

A saily exciting story in the best manner Of
N, author whose Scre7 Keys 10 Baldpate has
d,Est;ed hundreds Of thousands Of book
,..I,r, and olsv-goers. N7j net
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1916-03-30
From the Harrisonburg Daily News)
LIVES SAVED BY TELEPHONE.
One Man Drank Poison, and Another
Severed Four Arteries.

Within the last several days two lives
have been saved over the telephone.
Rev. ]. w. Lentz. OF Orders, Breth-
rem minister, took poison by mistake tor
his medicine. No physician being here,
his family got instruction from distant
physician. AntidoteS were administered
and his lite was saved.
William MIonich, in Pendleton county
tried to cut bullet from the breach of a
gun. The knife slipped and severed four
arteries in his wrist. He was in danger
OF bleeding to death. DR.. Meyers, al
Oak Flat, six miles away, gave instruc-
lions over the phone. Another life was
saved. Mr.. Mionich is rs years old.
SO daily are valuable lives preserved
and saved by the use of the Jefferson
County Telephone.
Is your wife's life valuable to you ?
Do you want to preserve your children's
liveS2 Is your own life valuable to your
self or family?
DO you want TO make paying invest
ment? Install a Jefferson County Tele-
phone. Ii is a MONEY maker. Ask
Wall, who sits in his country home and
talks TO Chicago. Install a Jefferson
County Telephone. Pay $500 per an
mum. Meet me at the end of the year
and say, "Getzendanner that phone did
moi pay me, take it out, give me your
check for $780," | will do it. | mean
this, every word of it. Phone, write or
wire "pelays are dangerous" Long
distance ConnSCtions with the world.
II. Z. GETZENDANNER,
General Manager.
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1916-03-30
Broom OF The stomach. /"

Spinach, the crisp, dark green vege-
table we see so often on our market
stalls, and which many OF us raise in our
gardens. has for long been called the
broom OF the stomach; rightly or wrongly,
IFS value as a health glver has become a
fixed belief in the minds Of many, though
some doctors deny that il has any paTtlcu-
lar dietetic value. We feel that it has.
We are fond OF if. Most Americans are
fond of "greens" OF any kind, but all
agree that spinach is a.1org the best OF
the family. And now a well-known
scientist comes forward saying that THIS
good green food is an elixirofgoodloo
He declares there is nothing better in the
world TO produce rosy cheeks and healthy
blood. He places il far above its brother
and sister vegetables. He regards it as a
sort of emerald fountain OF youth and ad-
vises spinach-eatng regime" Hes
that if we eat spinach we can put the
beauty doctor out of business. He says
away with the rouge pot and on with the
spinach pot, for spinach is natures own
remedy against the pallid face and coarse
skin.
When we are anaemic there is an alb
sence OF color. and this condition is due
10 an absence OF iron in the blood.
Wherefore, says our scientist, choose, a
food containing the greatest amount OF
organic iron, eat unsparingly OF it, say
goodly portions four times a week, and
presto Enriched blood. rosy cheeks
and soft, finely textured skin. And OF
these foods our scientist says spinach is
the very best. That il will bring rosiness
and velvety softness to the face and neck,
the arms and hands; for it is the blood
alone which builds up the body, and the
blood depends for its quality wholly upon
the food aSsimiated.
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1916-03-30

Lydia z. Pinkham's Vegetable Com-
pound would cure it. 1t helped both
the Change of Life and the tumor and
when got home did not need the DOCTOR
I took the Pinkham remedies until the
tumor was gone, the doctor said, and
have not felt it since. | tell every one
how was cured. If this letter will
help others you are welcome to use 1t. .
Mrs. E. H. BEAN, 525 Joseph Avenue,
Nashville, Tenn.
lydia E. Pinkham's Vegetable Com
pound, a pure remedy containing the
extractive properties of good old fash
toned roots and herbs, meets the needs
of woman's system at this critical period
of her life. Try it
If there is any symptom in your
case which puzzles you, write TO
the Lydia e. Pinkham Medicine
Co., Lynn, Mass.
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1916-03-30
Danger OF Draft.

Drafts feel best when We are hot and
perspiring, just when they re most dan
gerous, and the result is Neuralgia, Stiff
Neck, Sore Muscles or sometimes all at
tack OF Rheumatism. In such cases ap-
ply Sloan's Liniment. 1t stimulates cir
culation TO the sore and painful part. The
blood flows freely and in short time the
stiffness and pain leaves. Those suffer-
ing from Neuralgia or Neuralgia Head
ache will find one or two applications OF
Sloan's Llniment will give grateful relief.
The agonizing pain gives way to a ting
ling sensation of comfort and warmth and
quiet rest and sleep is possible. Good
for Neuritis too. Price 25c. at your Drug
gist
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1916-03-30
Bad Cough ? Feverish !
Grippy ?

edy. DR.. Kings New Discovery
contains the ingredients which light
cold germs, which soothe your cough,
healing the irritated and tnhamed
mucous membranes. Just as soon as
YOU start taking DR.. Kings Ne"
Discovery your recovery is assured;
Without assistance your weakened
system tries in vain to throw Oh
these cold germs. Your system cIie'
for help and DR.. Kings New I DIS
covery is just the remedy needed
Get a bottle to-day. Take at once
You will feel much better to-noEfON'
All druggists.
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1916-03-30
Hundreds of men in Wyoming, Pa, the

Hundreds of men in Wyoming. Pa the
Youngest "dry" county in the State, nave
been taken in cleverly by Sick agen.
for vinegar ware house, who solicited
business throughoutthe county. WISHING
prospective customers, the agent talked
vinegar and produced a sample in DOL
tle which he insisted the buyer taSte'
The bottle contained some OF the best
whiskey ever, and although the agent
persisted in calling it "vinegar" and the
order blank read Vinegar" orders for
good-sized quantities OF the liquid were
signed, the customers agreeing to pay IN
advance. Everything was as represented
even 10 the goods received-the packages
containedVinegar
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1916-03-30

DR.. Pierce's Golden Medical Dis
covery is a tonic and builder that
brings new activity to the liver, ston-
ach and bowels in short time, thus
causing sallowness, indigestion and
constipation to disappear.
Good blood means good health; good
health means strong men and women,
full of vigor and ambition, with minds
alert and muscles ever willing. Any
medicine dealer will supply you with
DR.. Pierce's Golden Medical Discovery
In either liquid or tablet form. Send
to DR.. Pierce, Invalids' Hotel, Buffalo,
n. Y. for free book on blood.
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1916-03-30

Medical Discovery l began to feel bet
ter. and after taking six bottles / can
now eat anything want and feel just
fine. Am doing all my Homework,
which / probably never would have
been able to do had 1t not been for
DR.. Pierce's medicine. ENOcH
SATTERFIELD, 412 st. John St., Grafton,
West. Va.
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1916-03-30

lmOr Is IdISS % %
child's head. The
doctor said it was
three years coming
and gave me medi-
lcine for it until l
was called away
from the city for
Is ON e tim e. Of
course 1 could not
.lgo to him then, SO
my sister,in-law told
me that she thought
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1916-03-30
Norfolk &WeStern Ry.

Schedule in Effect October 81, 1915.
LEAVE SHEPHERDSTOWN DAILY.
SOUTHBOUND.
No. 1850 A. M.-For Bristol and in
termediate stations; Pullman Buffet
Parlor Car to Roanoke; connects
with the St Louis Express for all
points West; Pullman Sleeper Roam
oke to Columbus, Cincinnati, and
Chicago, cafe car.
No. 1883 p. 81. For Shenandoah,
Va, and Local Stations.
No. IL SO A. M--Let Of from connect
ing lines at Hagerstown or Shenan-
doah Junction or TO take on for Basic
or oeyond. Pullman Sleeper TO Gary
and Winston-Salem. Cafe Car TO
Bluefied.
NORTHBOUND.
No. 2S-10.20 A. M.-For Hageistown
and intermediate stations, connects al
HagerStown for Harrisburg, Philadel-
phia and New York.
No. 14-S.O6 p. M. For Haeerstowu.
Philadelphia, and New York; Parlor
Car, Pullman Sleepers, Hagerstown
10 Harrisburg, Philadelphia anG New
York.
No. 2-1 sc A. Met off from Basic or
beyond. or to take on for connecting
lines at Shenandoah Junction or Ha-
gerstown. Pullman Sleeper to Phil
adelphia and New York
If you are thinking OF taking a trip YOU
want quotations, cheapest fares, reliable
and correct information, as TO routes, train
schedules, the most comfortable and quick
est way. Write and the information is
yours for the asking, with one ofour COM
plete Map Folders.
w. B. BEVlLL, w. c. SAUNDERS,
Pass. Trait. Mngr. Gen. Pass. Agt.
Roanoke. Va.
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1916-03-30
After Fever
Then "A Tonic
Grafton. West va.-"I was very sick

with kidn e y
trouble and stom-
ach trouble after
t Up b d fever.
Could not eat any
thing without 1t
would hurt me.
Was scarcely able
to walk for about
fifteen months and
was very weak
a n d n erVou s.
After taking one
bottle Of Doctor
Pierce's Golden
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1916-03-30
ShepherdstoWD, w. Va.
The undersigned call attention to the
following desirable parcels OF Real Estate
now in their hands and for sale:

1OllOWlIS utSlIdDlS DdICGlS Vi INGdl LSldtt
now in their hands and for sale:
No. g. The property known as the Potomac Ce-
ment Works. one mile east OF SheplerdStOwn, on
the Potomac river. Improved a large three-story
rick cement mill, with kllns, etc, and has upon il
everal dwellings Splendid water-power. control
ing the entire flow of the Potomac river.
No. III. The old Lutheran Church property in
Shepherdstown. This will make an excellent E7re
house or storage place, or could be converted .ntC
residence apartments or still utilized as church or
public hail. Large, substantial brick building. ada
cent TO the new depot OF the ~ q W Railway
Price 80 500.
No I46 Very desirable-iarm of about i75 acres
three miles from SlepherdStOwn. Good brick
house, barn and other buildings. fine young or
chard now in bearing Springs and running water.
Good neighbor1ood. Price reasonable.
No. $50. Very desirable little farm Of about so
acres. on good road, IN line nelghbOrhOOd. Excel
lent orchard. Good frame dwelng-houSe, barr
and other needed buildings.
1853 Two excellent building lots IN Shepherds
tow in desirable locality
No $50. The Fay nan farm. containing 2iS acres OF
Limestone Land, improved b. an old fashioned
ante-bellum residence; six room comparatively
new tenant-hOuSe : stone bank barn double
courthouse. carriage-house. stone spring house,
dairy sheds and sheep-fold lime kiln built for use
OF the farm small woods permanent blue grass
fields. Overlooking the stretch OF river is 4 high
bluff offering splendid seattOr country residence.
The farm is also improved by 54-ACRE APPLE
ORCHARD ten and eleven years old, OF Ben Davis.
York Imperial. Winesap, ETC., varieties. The farm
is situated three miles from Shepherdstown, West
Virginia, on superior McAdam pike.
No l56 A desirable residence at Shenandoah
Junction, with large lot LatTObc stoves 90 with
the house. Entire dwelling screened Well-built
property in every respect The price is attractive.
No. 1871. A most desirable tract of 50 acres Of
good limestone land two or three miles from Shop
herdstown, on fine road, in excellent neghborhood
No dwelling, but has barn and silO upon IT, VIII
make line farm home.
No. 1888. Large and comfortable dwelling-house
and nraa nj and 0Hr GharN-
herdstown. Very attractive home, and con-
venientB arranged. Good barn on the place.
No. l59 Fine new dwelling house. very cOnven-
ently arranged and desirable in every respect, at
the edge ofShepherdstOwn.
Persons having property TO sell are re-
quested to place II with the undersigned.
No charges unless sale is made. For par
ticulars about property, or any informa-
ton, call upon or address the undersign-
ed, Register Building, ShepherdstoWn,
w. Va.
n. L. SNYDER s Co.
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1916-03-30
Colds Quickly Relieved.

Many people cough and cough-from
the beginning OF Fall right through TO
Spring. Others get cold after cold. Take
DR.. Kings New Discovery and you will
get almost immediate relief. 1t checks
Your cold, stops the racking, raSping, lis
tearing cough, heals the inilamnla-
ton, soothes the raw tubes. Easy to
take. Antseptic and Healing. Get SOC:
bottle of DR.. Kings New Discovery and
keep il in tile house. at is certainly a
great medicine and keep bottle OF it
continually on hand" writes VIC. Jesse
man, Franconla, N. H. Money back it
not satisfied, but it nearly always helps.
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1916-03-30
HOW MRS. Bean
MET The CRISIS
Carried Safely Through Change
of Life by Lydia E. Pmkhams
Vegetable Compound.

Nashville, Tenn.-'TWhen was going
through the Change of Life | had a tu-
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1916-03-30
These Ailments Weaken Your
System. Your Body Then
Needs the Help Of
DR.. Kings New Discovery.

Colds are annoying. They inter-
fere with our duties. In our weak
ened condition they may end in a
spell of sickness or even more serious
ailments. Fear, however, should be
overcome, for in DR.. Kings New
Discovery you have an effective rem
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1916-03-30

Chinaman-"You telIee me where rail-
road depot?"
Citizen-"What's the matter John?
Lost?"
Chinaman-"No, me here. Depotlost." "
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1916-03-30
Hardware Department.

Bar Iron, Nails, Horse Shoes, Large
Iron Wash Kettles, Brass, Copper
and Porcelain Kettles, Skillets, Waffle
Irons, Trace, Butt, Cow and Halter
Chains, Farm Bells, Screen Doors
and Windows, American Fence Wire,
Barbed Wire, Saws, Black Hawk
Corn Shelters, Lawn Mowers, Files,
All Sizes Bolts, Loaded Shells, Pow
der and Shot.
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1916-03-30

A drill sergeant was drilling the recruit
squad in the use OF the rifle. Everything
went smoothly until blank cartridges
were distributed. The recruits were In
structed TO load their pieces and stand al
the "ready," and then the sergeant gave
the command: Fire at will -
Private Perilous was puzzled. he
lowered his gun.
s.Ubicb ona &c Will ?" he asked.
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1916-03-30

Teacher-If loaned your father 500
and he paid me back $40 every week,
how long would il take him to pay the
loan
Pupil-A hundred years.
Teacher-That's incorrect; you don't
know your lesson.
Pupil-You don't know my father.