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The Celina Democrat. (Celina, O. [Ohio]) 1895-1921, 1916-09-22
Fine Stock for Sale

Whiteface Stock Farm has a few reg
istered o. /. G. and Chester White Bears
and gifts for sale, also pair of good
two year old mare colts. and some reg
istered Hereford Bulls for sale. RrlGes
right if sold soon. G.. e. HIhLEARY, Ft.
Recovery O., r. R. No. ~ Telephone
Wabash IA on rs.
The Celina Democrat. (Celina, O. [Ohio]) 1895-1921, 1916-09-22
Farms for Sale

The ]. p. G. Stachler 150 acre farm To-
acre farm located near Celina, are for
sale. Inquire of Henry Stachler, Gran
berry Prairie, o. Burkettsville R. D. no.
The Celina Democrat. (Celina, O. [Ohio]) 1895-1921, 1916-09-22
THE GELINA MARKET

The following were the quotations for
grain, livestock, poultry and produce in
the Celina markets yesterday evening:
GRAIN
The Celina Democrat. (Celina, O. [Ohio]) 1895-1921, 1916-09-22

Any one wishing to buy farm IN
Northern Ohio or Southern Michigan call
on H. A. EICHLER, Morenci, Mich.
The Celina Democrat. (Celina, O. [Ohio]) 1895-1921, 1916-09-22
AMONG CHURCHES

The federation of Holy Name So
cieties of the Catholic churches of the
county will hold a Holy Name rally
at St. Henry ,on Sunday, October 8.
The Celina Democrat. (Celina, O. [Ohio]) 1895-1921, 1916-09-22

big Pete says he has just receiy-
ed another shipment Of the very lat
est STYLES in Ladies' fine Shoes.
The Celina Democrat. (Celina, O. [Ohio]) 1895-1921, 1916-09-22
WANTED

WANTED--A Band Sawyer, and a rev
plant Inquire, Luger Furniture Company
North st. Paul Mimi.
WANTED-Men who desire to earn over
$3.50 per month write us today for po-
sition as salesman; every opportunity tor
advancement. CENTRAL PETROLEUM
CO., Cleveland, Ohio.
WANTEnl-An industrious man who can
earn S100 per month and expenses retail
ing our products to farmers. Must have
some means for starting expenses and
furnish contract signed by two respOn-
sible men. Address w. T. Rawleigh Co..
Freeport, ILL.,. giving age, occupation and
Teferences.
The Celina Democrat. (Celina, O. [Ohio]) 1895-1921, 1916-09-22
FOR SALE

FOR SALE-Good building lot in Godfrey
Heights addition. Lot 52x160 feet. VIII
sell reasonable If sold soon. Inquire at
this Office. 49-tf.
The Celina Democrat. (Celina, O. [Ohio]) 1895-1921, 1916-09-22
Notice to Hunters

You are hereby notified that we, the
undersigned, prohibit hunting or tres
passing on our premises:
M. M. Wilson d. w. Fast
E. H. Fast c. c. Rickets
D. K. Jeffries o. D. Wagner
]. +. Reynolds Geo. Shimp
William Klenz W. H. Beery
A. c. Shimp Nathan Hainline
Thomas Doren H. A. Willrath
Frank Orr Ed Orr
Landon Tavener Samuel Hays
]. w. Brush G. S. Nuding
The Celina Democrat. (Celina, O. [Ohio]) 1895-1921, 1916-09-22
Public Sale DurOCs

The undersigned will offer for sale at
his farm, Is miles west of Celina, three
and one-half miles southwest of Chatta-
nooga, o., and 3 IL miles northeast of
New Corydon, Ind, on Thursday,
Oct. 6, 1919, 40 head Durocs, con-
sisting of Blue Ribbon herd boar, ana
others sired by full brother to last World
champion. Sows with pigs by side.
J.P. PRESTON.
The Sunday telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1914-1927, 1916-04-02
DOZEN | ARsE|NALs
Are Maintained by the United
States for Making Sup
plies for the Army.

WASHINGTON. April, Ia dozen
arsenals are maintained by the United
'States for making supplies for the
army. All the muskets, small-arm
ammunition, and personal and horse
equipments required are manufac-
tured by the War Department, but Of
other classes Of ammunition, small
arms, small cannon, and gun car
riages considerable proportion Of
the requirements is supplied by pri-
yate establishments. The locations Of
these arsenals and their functions
are: ltess yiss
WATERFOWL. Mass, manufacturing
principally seacoast gun carriages;
Springfield, Mass. small arms;s Wa
tervliet, N. Y, cannon, large and
small; Frankfort (Phiiadelphia) /,
Pa. ammunition for small arms and
mobile artillery; Rock Island, ILL.,,
personal and horse equipments, car
fiases Tor mobile artillery and small
arms; Governors Island, N. 2 !, stor-
ase, issue, and purchase; Sandy Hook,
N. j., proving ground: Picatinny. Do
YER. N. j., smokeless powder; and
Augusta Ca, San Antonio, Tex. BEN
icia. Calf, and Manila, philippines,
for storage and repair.
The Sunday telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1914-1927, 1916-04-02
SAYS JUSTICE
ATTACKED HER
Magistrate Tore Her Clothing
inthe Struggle, Woman
Tells Court.

ATLANTIC CITY, April How
Squire Joseph Weeks, Of Pleasant
Vile, Kidnapped Mrs. -Imogene Boss,
a comedy Baltimore woman OF thirty,
and forced her to accompany him on
joyride along Lovers Lane in
his auto, was infinitely described to
a jury at Mays Landing. Nearly the
whole town OF Pleasantville damned
the courtroom. if
Screams for Help.
The strongest testimony against
him came from Mrs. Boss, who de-
tailed his alleged attacks upon her
while she screamed for help and tried
to fight him off. Her testimony was
corroborated by physician In part
and by former Sheriff Enoch L. John-
son.
The story she related had It's begins
ming last Jury, shortly. after she had
been arrested in company with
Thomas Cunningham, %, a son of a
Philadelphia contractor. on charges
preferred by the youths family, who
sought to break up the infatuation
the youth had for her.
According to her testimony, the
squire. before whom they had been
arraigned, asked her to come to his
Office and then informed her that he
was a friend of her companion ana
would bring her to this city. where
hefwouldl gel, bail for Cunning Ams
Weeks, she said. met her by app point
tneHt after dark that evening on the
outskirts OF Pleasantville. VI
Judge Weeks started fer the
Meadow boulevard leading to this re-
sort, but suddenly sweryed Into q
side road and arrived upon rDelilah
road "a smooth gravel highway long
The Sunday telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1914-1927, 1916-04-02

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favored by motor apooners and where
the 52-year-old magistrate had bag
ged hundreds Of speeders.
Hugs and Kisses.
~ asked him where he was going,
Mrs. Moss testified. HE replied, oh
you! Amt this a, nice moonlight
night? wouldn't you like to spoon q
while with ine?, Then he started
hugging and kissing me, despite my
protests and efforts to resist him.
Mrs. Boss had previously related the
same story TO the grand Jury, obtain
ing the indictment Of both Weeks
and William speese, his, fayofite con-
stable, on serious charges. ~ "
She then told how. he had finally
driven his machine into the bushes
at the side Of q lonely stretch OF the
road: Of d! desperate hight that had
ensued, during which her clothing
had been torn to shreds, her shout
ders and wrists bruised and OF finally
being 0verpowered In the back Of che
car. "a fis'
Weeks recently was Held under
heavy bail for the grand jury on the
charge Of disappointing funds Of
AAsc SAAsSos - = Ill .. ~ go y!
The Sunday telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1914-1927, 1916-04-02
ROOSEVELT told
THAT .' COUNTRY NJ 4
WANTS him
Fight Begins for Both the Pro-
I gressiye and Republican
K, \, I ', re, Nominations. ~

IS OYSTER BAY, N. I. Apfil L.
Colonel Roosevelt 'is back ut Sasa-
more Hill and, the fight ID on to
nominate him for president at the
Republican and Progressive national
conventions In Chicago on june
The colonel isn't going to do any
thing to stop this light.
In his statement at Trinidad he in
dicated that he would he a candidate
for the presidency n the mood OF the
nation had anything OF the heroic
IN It. 1t SNOW evident that the
Colonel believes-or at least his most.
intimate friends, belleve-that the
nations mood has become heroic.
George w. Perkins and Horace WIKI
inson told him in New York that the
campaign had been launched To make
him the nominee. \.
The conference Of the colonel. Mr..
Perkins, chairman OF the executive
committee OF the Progressive party,
and Mr., wilkinson, Progressive leader
OF Syracuse was held at the home OF
the colonel,s spn-tn-law, DR.. Richard
Derby, ct JIG, ilast seyenty-ninth
Perkins Tells d Can: for \. r.
There Mr.. Perkins told the Colonel
Of the reports sthst had been coming
IN, demanding that he run, aud Of the
Interpretation that had been placed
on his statement from the West In-
diasZthat he would be q candidate
Of there was q Countrywide demand
for him. The colonel, It Is known.
did not draw away an inch from his
stand as laid down In that statement
Mr.. Perkins Is said to have appraised
him OF the fact that not only was
there a countrywide demand for him,
but that there was about to burst into
bloom O countrywide boom for him
to lead the fight against Wilson.
The colonel would make no state
ment Of q political nature, but he
came back home knowing Of the con
test that ID going TO be Whged be-
tween now and the time the Chicago
conventions meet He saw his pub
lishers IN New York and had luncheon
with his son Theodore Roosevelt Jr..
but he refused to see q number Of
Republicans: OF Roosevelt leaning
who wanted to talk with him. They
seemed to be delighted to hear that
he seemed to DO perfectly willing to
let the battle for his nomination be-
gin.r They arc expected to start pill
grimages to Sycamore Hill IN the
coming week. sbS u ,.f q
Talks Abont Bird.
!. The only thing that, the colonel
would say for publ cat ion had TO do
with the Guacharo, the strange bird.
which he came across for the first
The Sunday telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1914-1927, 1916-04-02
SITS I.
On BURGLAR
While His wife Cats inthe Po-
lice and Criminal Is Now y

CHICO. Caiif.. April While
Mayor william Robbie and his son,
Warren, sat on the chest Of q burg
lar Who had Inv ded y the flmily
dining room at might, Mrs. Robbie
telephuned for the p6lice. The re-
suit II that James Kenne Is In jail
and the Robbie household goods are
intact. Z, n X ( = 4 X 't' &
Kennedy broke open . screen door
Of the Robbie home. The family
we're asleep In an adjoining bed
The Sunday telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1914-1927, 1916-04-02
NOTICE TO MUSICIANS.

Local No, $50, American Federation
OF Musicians, will hold its regular
monthly meeting, Sunday morning,
April End, 1916, at 10 a. m. The bust
ness Is important, and you are asked to
be present. Bring your card with you.
HARVEY L, GREGORY, r'.i3-'i
President.
The Sunday telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1914-1927, 1916-04-02
LIGHT OCCUPATIONS.

Waiting for leaves to grow on a
hall tree. 100 MAJ -
Watching for the next appearance
of Halley's comet. ,1.,
Looking for traces OF human intel
ligence in a newspaperman.
The Sunday telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1914-1927, 1916-04-02
sclf.--Headline. i ia As@a
Quite original. iaa Is 49,
ssgif5t Fh 49, 0h.---t <, .,,,ti,i,tlt
THE OLD TUNES ARE THE BEST.

(From the Aitamont. No., Times. y
We are in hopes that by the time
the colt show comes on next fall the
band can play q few new pieces Of
music, as 1t Ia they have played the
same music since the. organization
several years ago.
The Sunday telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1914-1927, 1916-04-02
WASTED ENERGY.

Trying to crank your flivver when
the gasoline tank Is empty.
Sir: notice the movie press
agents have q new one. Witness the
following! "Miss Marie Empress Of
the ...... company, denies the re-
port that she has gone to Australia,
South Africa or any other foreign
country" Who the dickens ever
said she had'left the country?
it..al -. Fl,et.h VI PM
The Sunday telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1914-1927, 1916-04-02

g Senator Penrose Saved. s. 4
No Bomb Explodes in Senator's
Apartments and He Is Not Dead.
The Sunday telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1914-1927, 1916-04-02

1t is reported that one 3. .. Doyle
has picked the Boston Nationals TO
COP the pennapt In the National
League this season. Whereupon we
offer to bet ten to one that the Bos-
ton Nationals will finish In the last
place. Somehow or other q. J. can't
cipher the hieroglyphics.
The Sunday telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1914-1927, 1916-04-02

When blood spurted from Moran:s
eye in the fourth round Of the
Willard-Moran bout 1t was the first
intimation that anyone. except the
crowd, was suffering.
The Sunday telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1914-1927, 1916-04-02

SUGGESTED HEADLINES FOR i.
THE HEARST NEWSPAPERS
The Sunday telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1914-1927, 1916-04-02
HATCEIlNCS FROM
THE BOOTY HATCH
ToDAy,s HEALTH HINT.

Don't call Jess willard altar. It's
hard on the eyes. e
The Sunday telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1914-1927, 1916-04-02

Ring W. Lardner described the
seventh round OF the willard-Mor
fight as follows: 4 4 iil(l
Round seven--willard hurtYe his
head figuring i've per cent on $47.-
500. Morau's round.
The Sunday telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1914-1927, 1916-04-02

q Wilson Not Assassinated. 81
President Wilson is Not A3sassinatc.l
Today and He Still Lives.
The Sunday telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1914-1927, 1916-04-02

(From the Bryan. o.. Press4)
James Hudkins bought mule
north Of Bryan last week. He also
has a new parlor he entertains his
company in. ~ M - ~. ~.
The Sunday telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1914-1927, 1916-04-02

Cabinet Intact.
Sensation Sprung Today When No
Cabinet. Members Resign.
The Sunday telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1914-1927, 1916-04-02

Sir: What. in your opinion, Is the
driest piece Of literature on the mar
The Sunday telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1914-1927, 1916-04-02

Twenty-Five persons killed in
wreck on the New York Central
News item. at .sfdg
Stealing the New Ravens stun.
tt e{ 20 - e0ea w
Commits suicide by killing him
The Sunday telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1914-1927, 1916-04-02
EXPANSION.

The Congressional Record. ~
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1916-04-14
OUR ARMY AEROPLANES.

The most obvious military lesson
taught by the experience of our sol
diers in Mexico has been the need
of good aeroplanes. Our army await
ors themselves seem to deserve nc
criticism; they have done we'll with
the equipment with which they were
provided. But that equipment proves
to have been inefficient even for such
a comparatively small campaign as
our punitive expedition has under
taken.
The aerOplanes at the disposal OF
the army were untitled for the task
Scouting duty in northern Mexico re
qnires aircraft with powerful engines
to enable them to take the high alti
tudes, climbing easily over the noun
tain tops and bucking the shifting
air currents that prevail in that re-
gion. The planes provided lacked
the necessary power. Thus their
usefulness was limited, the aviatOrs
themselves. were exposed needlessly
to peril from flying low, making
easy marks for snipers, and from
frequent forced landings in a wild
broken country.
The defect is now being remedied
1t might have been remedied during
the long months while the army was
encamped along the Mexican border
with just such a campaign in pros
pect. Fortunately there have thus far
been no disastrous results. The par
tial failure of our aviation corps will
be worth while if it points the way
to genuine aerial preparedness, on a
scale demanded by modern war meth
DDS, in both our army and navy.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1916-04-14
FOURTH OF JULY
FETES ASSURED
Committee Finds Everyone Anx-
ious to Subscribe for Cele-
bration.

Bismarck great two-days Fourth
of July celebration has become a Ger,
tainty. Chairman Glitschka Of the
Commercial club committee on enter
tainment and recreation, yesterday
called upon less than ten percent OF
the Bismarck people who have pledg-
ed their support to the big mid-sum-
mer event, and within a few hours he
had subscribed more than ten percent
of The funds which will be required to
swing the affair, with promises of adj
ditional support if needed. The can
vass will be continued today. The
main business district has not been
touched as yet, and there is no ques-
ton that the $2,O03.00 which the com
ymiltee regards necessary will be
Forthcoming.
f{ Events already contracted for in
clude two flights daily by Jack Fer
ris, one of Americas most daring
aviators,, and other free. attractions
which have never been equaled in the
Missouri valley. IT,.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1916-04-14
BIG TRIANGLE BILL
At GRAND TODAY

Another one Of those big sterling
shows of the Triangle fine arts will
be screened at the Grand today when
Lillian Gish, Wilfred Lucas and Rocs-
ika Dolly will appear in the big Crit
fifth scenic production, 1.-THE Lily and
the Rose in five reels.
There will also be a big Keystone
comedy with Charles Murray and the
Mac Sonnet funsters in 1.-THE Great
Vacuum Robbery" This picture is u
positive scream and full OF action
from the start to the finish.
Tomorrow is the special Paramount
day, when the great classic David
Harrlm with William H. Crane, in the
lead and all star Famous Players
east. sgd
An unusual acquisition to the realm
Of the photoplay is included in the
announcement of the latest feature
attraction at The Grand which pre-
sents William II. Crane in his i'm
mortal Characterization, David Har,
um' q Famous Payers-Paramount
tive-part production.
David Harum" has been read by
millions of delighted readers, and
seen on the stage by thousands, to
which appreciative number will be
added considerably by the millions
who will be anxious to see this prom
inent star enact his greatest charac-
terizatiOn"On the screen.
~"David-Harum' is unique as a work
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1916-04-14

Of The drama. 1t does not represent
life in the manner presented in many
Of the modern plays, but reflects a
type of story and personality Of the
most natural kind, though removed
from the more usual principles OF
dramatic composition. David Har
UNI" as a character study assumes
first rank with the dramatic type de
lineations OF the past half-century. II
is a character that is bound to ex
pand ones outlook on the world, and
give one a broader sympathy for his
fell0W-beings. The hOnOst philosophy
and truthful creed Of David are as
welcome in a world with too many de-
ceptiOns as a CLINT Of sun or the ill
Of a song amid despair and gloom
The teachings of David, as eXempl
fled in the development Of the story
become more than drama-Decause
they are based on truth and human
ity, and not merely on an artificial
foundation upon which only too often
stage structures are built.
Though William H. Cranes person
al achievement dominates the story
he is supported by an unusually com
petent cast, and assisted in giving
the story it's fullest value by a pro
duction commendable in its mechani
Cal and artistic scope.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1916-04-14
THE HAND Of PERIL
At BISMARCK MONDAY

The feature on the screen of the
Bismarck theatre on Monday will be
House Peters in the new World Film
production The Hand of Peril" This
thrilling detective picture was pictur
lied by Director Maurice TOurneul
from the scenario by Arthur String,r,
the noted author Of tales Of crime de.
lection.
Readers Of Mr. Stringer's recent
stories have been thrilled by the eX
PLOTS of one James Kestner, govern.
ment secret agent, in his adventurous
exploits in running down malefactors
of all kinds. The hero of these re-
markabe tales is the central charac-
ter in "The Hand Of Peril and
throughout the five reels of stirring
action he towers supreme above all
other detective characters yet seen
on the screen.
The picture includes a number OF
remarkable mechanical devices that
add to it's thrilling character, and
stage effects never before attempted
by a motion picture director. In sup
port Of Mr.. Peters, the Paragon Films,
Inc. has provided remarkable cast
including such international screen
favorites as June Elvidge, Ralph Del
more, Doris Sawyer and Ray Pilcer.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1916-04-14
HUSBANDS ARE MADE"

| when a woman came to me, pretty
and dainty and fluffy, after having
filed papers for divorce from the
man she had lived with for sixteen
years, I asked her what sort of a
man he was on their wedding day.
He was the finest, squarest man in
she had made bungling job in the
years; she had changed a good man
into bad one, instead of making
him a wonder for the world. For a
woman is the creator of her own
matrimonial happiness
This was the statement of Mrs.
L. Bracket Bishop of Chicago, who
has been giving sample Scent lunch
cons at the Kenwood Swedenborgian
parish house to prove that working
girls can be we'll fed on 33 cents a
day.
young men are afraid to make
proposals because they think all the
girls want flowers and limousines,
when they really only want a shiny
dishpan and man to love. Hus-
bands are made, not born, and every
husband is made according to the de-
mands of womans BRAIN
Mrs Bishop has been married TWEEN
ty-six years to husband who has,
apparently, been made" to her salts
faction.
This isn't an argument for girl
to marry man to reform him. for
the kind of man who cannot reform
himself hasn't enough backbone to
be good misunderstanding material
But it is true that in any human
association people are apt to become
what is expected of them. The wife
or the husband, either-who stead
lily expects strength of character, fine
ness, ability, in the life-partner, and
who helps pave the way to the ac-
quirement and enriching of good
qualities. is likely to find them there.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1916-04-14
|EAT LESS AND TAKE.
SALTS FOR KIDNEYS
Take Glass of Salts Before Break.
fast If Your Back Hurts or
Bladder Bothers You.

The American men and women must
guard constantly against Kidney trOn-
BILE, because we eat too much ana al
our food is rich. Our blood is filled
with uric acid, which the kidneys
strive to filter out, they weaken from
overw0rk, become sluggish, the elm
NATIVE tissues clog and the result Is
Kindey trouble, bladder weakness ana
a general decline in health. .
When your kidneys feel like Jumps
of lead; your back hurts Or the urine
is cloudy, full Of sediment or you are
obliged to seek relief two or three
times during the night; il you suffer
with sick headache or dizzy, nervous
spells, acid stomach, Or you have
rheumatism when the weather is bad,
get from your pharmacist about four
ounces Of Jad Salts; take a table
spoonful in glass of water before
breakfast for few days and your kid
neys will then act fine. This famous
salts is made from the acid Of grapes
and lemon juice, combined with lithia,
and has been used for generations to
flush and stimulate clogged kidneys;
to neutralize the acids in the urine
so it no longer is source of irri-
tation, thus ending bladder disorders.
Jad Salts is inexpensive; cannot in
jure, makes a delightful effervescent
lthia water beverage, and belongs in
every home because nobody can make
mistake by having good kidney
flushing any time.-Adv.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1916-04-14
WHEN YOUR SUIT FADES.

If yOn-man or woman-get caught
in the rain and find that the color
runs or fades in your new suit, be
a sport and don't complain TO the
tailor or merchant You got it from
1t cant be helped--its one Of the
horrors of war.
The National Association of Cloth
iers has just sent out a statement
warning all purchasers that colors
in garments can no longer be guar
anteed and "they must learn to ac-
cept the situation as one over which
no mill, manufacturer or retailer can
exercise CONTROL
The American output of aniline
dyes is still far too small TO supply
the lack of German dyes. And some
of the American anilines, because OF
the undeveloped state of the indus
try and the haste with which manu-
facturers have tried to meet the de-
mand, are inferior to the fast" Ger
man dyes.
Eventually the trouble will be end
ed either by the renewal Of imports
0" by the adequate response Of the
American dye industry. Meanwhile
there's nothing for the consume" tc
do but grin and bear it. "S"rely,
suggests the clothiers, "the American
public can be trusted 10 meet this
condition cheerfully, if everybody is
frank about it."