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The Punta Gorda herald. [volume] (Punta Gorda, Fla.) 1893-1958, 1916-03-23
on from the bulletin itself will

tion from the bulletin itself will
show:
ga careful reading of the fore
going pages will show that no
claim has.been made that ground
feldspar is an efficient substitute
under all circumstances for pot
ash salts. y The question is
still open, and systematic and
long continued experimentation
is the only possible method of OBJ
tanning conclusive information on
the subject. " = At the present
stage of the investigation it
would be extremely unwise for
anyone to attempt to use ground
rock except on an experimental
scale that would not entail great
financial loss 1t is extreme
ly unlikely that ground rock will
ever entirely displace the use of
potash salts, for its availability
must inevitably depend upon
many modifying conditions, such
as the nature of the soil, the a.
mount of moisture present, the
character of the other fertilizers
used, and the varying root action
OF different crops. F"
Investigations made since the
publication OF this bulletin have
failed to show that ground fields
par is of any general value for
fertilizer purposes. The potash
content of peldspathic rocks is in
a highly insoluble form and to be
made available for fertilizing
purposes must undergo chemi-
cal treatment at high tenn
peratures. In general, it may be
said that most soils contain con-
siderable amount of potash in this
insoluble form derived from the
disintegration of silicate rocks,
of which feldspar is one. The
application of ground feldspar,
therefore, in most instances
means merely the addition of an
ingredient already present in the
soil in considerable quantity.
Many processes for rendering the
potash in feldspar available have
been proposed, but to be CONNER
cially successful under normal
conditions a market must be
found for the by-product, and up
to the present time no satisfac-
tory solution of this problem has
been reached.
There are numerous substances
the application of which to soils
will, under certain circumstances
and with particular soils, bring
about increased crop yields.
Ground feldspar may be included
in this class. However, the cases
where increased yields may be
are so little understood
that their use as fertilizer mater
ials in general can not be recon-
The department has recently
received many requests for copies
of Bulletin 104 and many inquir-
les with reference to the use of
feldspar as a fertilizer. The far
mers of the country should be
warned that the department does
not recommend such a practice
and that the expenditure of mon |
ey for ground feldspar as a sub
stitute for potash for fertilizer
purposes will probably not result |
in any commensurate increase in
crop yields,-U. S. Dept. of Agri- |
culture Weekly News Letter.
The Punta Gorda herald. [volume] (Punta Gorda, Fla.) 1893-1958, 1916-03-23

hosts of the liver, from which he
had suffered a long time. He was
well liked by both white and col
ored people, by whom his death
IS greatly regretted. He ranked
high in colored masonry, having
taken the 32nd degree.
The Punta Gorda herald. [volume] (Punta Gorda, Fla.) 1893-1958, 1916-03-23

Have you taken any precau-
tons against flies? Flies breed
in manure piles, stables and any
other filth. They are not only
carriers of disease, but they wor-
ry animals and thus reduce milk
flow and cause loss of flesh.
The Punta Gorda herald. [volume] (Punta Gorda, Fla.) 1893-1958, 1916-03-23
John VANDERBILT, a well known

colored citizen, formerly a noted
tarpon guide, died at his home
here at 2 o'clock Saturday morn
ing and was buried with Masonic
honors Sunday in the colored peo-
pies cemetery at Cleveland. He
leaves a widow, but no children.
The cause of his death was err
The Punta Gorda herald. [volume] (Punta Gorda, Fla.) 1893-1958, 1916-03-23

Arcadia News, March goth -
Mrs. S. B. Harrington, of Punta
Gorda, was a pleasant visitor to
Arcadia who came up Saturday
afternoon. She returned to her
home this morning. While here
Mrs. Harrington was the guest of
Miss Ella Polk.
The Punta Gorda herald. [volume] (Punta Gorda, Fla.) 1893-1958, 1916-03-23
State Of Ohio. City of Toledo, !
SIS.


Frank j. Cheney makes oath that he Is
senior partner of the firm of f. j. Cheney
< Co., doing business in the CITY of To-
ledo, County and State aforesaid, and
that said firm will pay the sum of ONE
HUNDRED DOLLARS for each and ev-
cry case of Catarrh that cannot be cured
by the use Of HALLS CATARRH CURE.
FRANK ]. CHENEY.
sworn to before me and subscribed in
my presence, this 9th day of December
CSeaD A. W. GLEASON.
49,, Notary Public.
Hairs Catarrh Cure is taken internally
ana acts directly upon the blood and mu-
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testimonials. free
T. ], CHENEY & CO, Toledo. O.
sold by all Druggists, 75c o
rake Halls Family Pills for constipation.
Der Nordstern. [volume] (St. Cloud, Minn.) 1874-1931, 1916-01-13

Srau Gron5 8eauorem1 uno Tra1
sSsobn Sogberg bon ct. @1ono. gteblt
0ie5en binterlabt er 81 gnfel nnb II
ltrenfel. Der Dabingeidieoene tpar
Elm treuer Irbdnger ser tdb. Stride
,no elm la1,eidbriges Meitglieo oes
ct. Soiepb~M ainnerpereins. Na@ e.
nem Somitagmorgen Inn 8 llbr IN
ser nnbefledten @mpfangnibttrfe
bonn bodm. P. @erbarb, .. g. B.,
qebalteren Geelenmte fan6 Die ge>
er6igpng inn Weiiein ser Wdtgl1eoer
bes Mcsaclpp Soften, 6es ct. So1epbs
Mdnnerpereins utb nnter 1on1t1g
arofer Tbeilnobme itatt. Dfoge Der
Weritorbene, in peldem elm braper
Monn 51 @robe getragen tp11roe, r1ts
fen in Trie6en! 8en 9irterbliebenert
moblgemeintes 8eileio.
Der Nordstern. [volume] (St. Cloud, Minn.) 1874-1931, 1916-01-13
@ebt TetgensSDrnp
Dem bartleibisen &inbe.
@%oraiislides u5rndt=2a1atip" Tam bem
meiden fleinen Nfagen, Setter pber
G%insemeiben nidt fdaben.


gefdaut Sic 8unee, Mutterl Benn
belegt, bann gebraudlen Der Magen, See
Der nno gingepeibe gurer &leinen fofor@
tige @einisung. 8em eigeniinnig, mi
ber1pen5tig, mgeborian, tpenn es nidbt
l6laft, iBt ODER natiirli4 banoelt. ODER
tpenn es fieberifd lit, lauren Ragen,
idledten Ntbem Fat; tpenn fein 9aS
fpeb lit, es an 9iarrb0e leioet, bon bon,
grfdltung lit, eebt linn einen Sbeel5tz
feI bon California ~Seigen 5brnp," nno
in einigen St1nben miro all oas t@1lke,
peritopfte :8eug, pie unberoaute Ma94
d d1'a9 n an9 f l@ins 0e @ooe eu'g ehme Sn1eifeS'
unb SIR babt tpieoer Elm geiunoes, bere
aniigtes &inb. Srast guren 9oftor tut
cine 50z@ent Slaihe california @prnp
of Tiqs," pelde bole Nntpeifungen fiji
8abieS, @inber iegli9en Ilters nnS tiir
grtpa41ene entbdlt. ,
Der Nordstern. [volume] (St. Cloud, Minn.) 1874-1931, 1916-01-13
@uite 8urf 0ebaltenen Ser Inmmlung

@aite Sort gebaltenen 8eri@mlung
aelongten 6ie Nlane fir sic Snforpo~
ration ser 11el1e,t @e1nein6e our Bols
enoung. she &irde miro ben Na1ner
bes III. Soiepbs tragen, uno ols 81
reftoren ma1roen ertpablt Soiepb Gel
lei uno S. g. Otto. Sodtp. &err
@riinentpalo 6iente BEL 6ieier @eles
genbeit Ser @eriammlung nit ber-
{dieoenen guten 8irrten, utto er iiber.
nubm es, sic SnforporationSartitel
5u enttperf fen. Sobal6 bieie Mrbeit
gd6eben> mer6en 6ieielben 6ur @i11-
trag11ng binterIegt> unb bos 8a1ttor
mitee miro fo6ann ernannt 'peroe1t.
SSn ie1ter @%eriammlung tpnre11 et1pa
rs Iomilien %bertretenL uno 6ie Mn'
tpe{en6en berpflidteten ii4 gu einem
getpiilem 8etrog fir ben @ou Der
t1e1ten Stride. SLIM Donneritagnad'
mittag bielten Die tatbo1iiden 6ra11er
BON Md1te Fnrt e11e SerlQHHHluH9s
in tpelder Elm 8erein gegrlinoet
tpatroe, ser Dem 8eiten Der 1rel1en
Stride oienen fon. Bolgenbe &eam'
tinnen lp11r6en ertpablt: Sral.
Sdlidt, Hrdiioentin; 6rau Soiepb
@eiiel, @i5epralioentin; Sron Ea1l
aouos, ghabmeiiterin. Gteier Ser
ei11 miro bel1te, 9onneritag, Mero
cine geienidoftlide l1nterboltlt1rg
5r1n 8elten ser 1,el1en Stride berarr-
ltalte11, mo51a ie6er frel1nbli@ft eir=
gelaben lit.
* @odn'1ter Serr 8iidof Sos. S.
8uid reiite Dienltag mn@ Omaba,
mo er oem 8egrabniiie beS 8iiaofs
Soannen beimobnen miro.
Der Nordstern. [volume] (St. Cloud, Minn.) 1874-1931, 1916-01-13
Illus der ufngeaend.
Nfelrp}e.

Soepb 8urer, Der iid bonn Sar~
mer itono 5uriidge5ogen uno gu oen
bieligen aapilatiiten 5ablt, bot oas
@%igentbum Ser Mortbern Mannfac=
turing @omporp in ct. @lcu6,
meldes einen gar5en @lod groB
ami Di1eo 3meiggeleiie Der Greet
Mortbern 8abn fiioli@ bon ser
eleftrilden 8obnitrede gelege1 tit,
faaufli@ in ieimen 8eitt gebrabt.
@oroe1n tp11r6e bos a1f oem @r11no=
5tud erridtete @ebau6e alS cine $50,
felfobr1f ben11bt. @err 8arer miro
cine 8oumoteriol,- &oblens un6 Sol5=
banolung beginnen, nn6 feline @obme
So1epb nn6 Mn6reas wer6en Dos @e'
1daft betreiben. Mit elmer 5tpedoien'
liden Nban6erung 6es @ebau6eS uno
@erbel1ernng bes @runoiti&es lit be,
reits %begonnen tpor6en. &err 8aner
lit gleid5eitig Mftionar Ser Melrole
Granite Co., 6ie unlangit in ct.
CLOUD ben 8etrieb ibrer @rmitidnp-
pen in S8ene fette, SIM a1bers
gem0bnli9 boben Mlter bon 81 Sob=
rem lit Midoel &am, tpel6er no.
beau ein babies Sabrbunoert gu 6en
bieligen @iirgern geb0rte, %geitorben.
I3er Ber1torbene tp1r6e in &ilruib,
County Glare, Srlan6 geboreu, bon
mo er in 1866 in 6ieies 2ano fm.
Ssn 1857 perebelidte er iih in Seem
Dorf un6 traf in 1864 in 81. Saul
ein. 3mei SATIRE ipater nabm ct Ell
ne &eimitdtte an ienem B1obe> m1f
6em li@ beute gle Stom Meelroie er=
bebt. @ier &i116er betru1ern feinen
Singing. ct tpur6e bon Der ct.
Natrids Stride aus, bel 6eren Ba1
ct Dor a. Sabren biilfrei@e &ono
lief, nod einem bom bodm. Efnrs
rer &ilion unter MiiiltenS 6eS bodap'=
item Migr. 9. @idter bon bier ols
Diafon un6 6es bodm. 9errn @al=
der bon ct. gugu1ta als Sub6iafon
gebaltenen Seelenamte BENT 9dob Der
gr6e iibergeben. - @ie 3ubor maren
Die in unferer @taot getroffenen Ser
b%elierungen GROCER als int Sabre
1916. Meuba11ten tpur6en febr biele
erridtet, nnter benen sic neue Staot'
fdmle, 6eren Soften ii6 ouf $4,000
beliefen, b%eion6ere grtpabnung ber=
6ient. - Sic 1re11en Sta6tbeamten
iibernabmen mr Dien1tagaben6 ber-
gangener ISOLDE 6ie @ermaltung ser
neutrality-suspicious.. 8iirgermeilter
6. 6. @@oner un6 Die Staotratbs'
mitglieoer @piefer, 8obnen, &innen'
fump un6 MoGinger pur6en in ibre
reip. Memter %eingefubrt. @a66em
SOS ne11e Sta6toberbm1pt ii@ in ei'
ner fur5en @niprade, 6ie bent belten
Sntereiie un6 ser o%ugemeinen @obl'
fabrt ser 5ta6t gait, ergangen,
I6ritt man our @abl Der Staotbe'
amtet. MIs Sto6tclerf mur6e 8rant
s. @eilfer, ser ols folder Der @ta6t
felt odt5ebn Sabren bie beiten nno
5uperIaiiigften 9ienite ertpies, beibe'
balten. MIs @trnBenfommiiiar mur'
Sc Soiepb Brimus un6 als @iiefior
5. s. 8eite ertpablt. Mitglieoer Der
@eiun6beitsbebor6e tp1roen Sbos.
gobnen un6 S. s. @piefer. - Gm
Iebten Gonntag tpa1r6en 6em bieligen
Columbus -&itteritan6e 81 reue Mit=
Qlte6er einperIeibt. Mad BEN @l1f'
nabme.g eremonien tpur6e Den &it'
tern I'M grbgeihoB Der ct. 8ort5a'
3iusfir@e etn 8anfeH be%ronItaltet,
6os 6ur9 mebrere @e6en, IN 6ener
Der Nordstern. [volume] (St. Cloud, Minn.) 1874-1931, 1916-01-13
5reeport eritottete Sonntag bier Ell
1en permonotihaftliden 8eiu9.

|Jreeport er1tottete gonntag bier Ell
mem pertpanotlhaftli9en 8eiud.
Summing.
Die meiiten Der bier bon ser Grip
pc 8efaQenen befin6en ii9 tpie6er
mobl. - SRI. Silaria 8uid, sic bier
mebrere Mo1pate ii4 bel @ertponoten
aufbielt, lit Ireitog nod ct. 8ene=
Diff, Scott County, 5uridgefebrt. SIR
@dtpager 8. &amIer gab ibr oas &C.
leite, un6 6ieier miro in 81. 8eneoiH
einen f11r5en 8efu@ eritatten. -
Sobn Gingmm batte bas nnglld,
ieinen redten 3eigefinger beim Oelen
elmer i'm @onge befin6liden @afoIin-
moi@ine 5u q1etiden. - Sobn SEQ
borit lit ieBt in Der @odpiue 8utter=
fabrif als 8uttermoder ongeiteM.
Sim Smitog begab er 1i9 an Zen
|Sn ieiner Gbatigfeit.
6reeport.
SRI. Granees 6. @0iden tefinoh
ii6 i'm ct. Marps @oipitaI at Min=
neapolis, mobin iie bon ibrer Mutter
gebradt tpnr6e, nnter dr5tIider 8e=
ban6lung. - Gienitog lebter ISOLDE
berian6te bie 6reeport Sormers So.
cine neutrality-suspicious. gemifdp
tes @ieb no@ Siio=St. Saul. - Die
bier %beiteben6e M11fiffopelle erfrerte
lebten 9onnerltag uniere @eiddfts-
leute NIT elmer Serenabe. - Sobn
~. &ielan6 begob ii6 onfangs LETTER
ISOLDE nod 8isbee, 81. g., mo- feline
idIimm erfrmfte gdtpeiter, 5rau g.
5. 2ep, ii@ lit bodit fritiidem gu
itan6e befan6. - Sofepb @ertpins
bon 2eonora 2afe, Canada, traf a1=
fangs LETTER ISOLDE bier gu einem IdrF
geren perpan6tidaftliden @efude
Elm. - SRI. Selena &ief lit nod ar=
genebmem @eiude bel biefigen
Srennoinm1e tpie6er na9 ibrem &etm
in @bosfa 51triidgefebrt.
Gatf Centre.
@eIegentli6 ser bier ant 81. un6
20. Sar1ar itattin6en6en Sabres=
beriamnIltng ser Nortbern Minre-
iota g5itorial Miiociation mer6en 6ie
an Ser Merchandising tbeilnebmer1en
g6itoren, Drrder unb 8eitungsber=
ausgeber Die ftoatlide Maodenber=
beiierungsmitalt beiuden. Sic Bar<
ger ser Sta6t tper6en Sen &el6e1 bon
ser Seoer Elm 8anfett beranitalten,
nobel mebrere 8eitungsmdnner bar=
tbu11> baB iie nidt Bios 6os Sdreiben
ionoern ou9 bas @preden beriteben.
- 9luf Ser am Mittpod in ct. Soul
begonnenen @%eriamlung ser lamb
mirtbidoftliden gtoatsgeienfdaH,
melde 6rei Sage %anoaaert, piro
@tearns County our6 bie Serren s.
g. Mc@ibbo11 unb g. S. 9u8ois bon
bier bertreten iein.
Mbpu. .
Sssm glitter BON 81 Sobren lit in
leinem @eim inn Totpn Mpon 8ein+
rid @ren1er an ser @aiferiudt &C.
ltorben. gr 1par elm alter Mniie6
ler bon Stearns County nno fem
Sob miro bon ieiner @attin betrauert.
Sic 2eide mur6e CUR 8eeroiguns
nad Sitopolis, ST., geianbt.
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ss1 einer om Iebten 9onner1tog-
oben6 unter bem Boriib 6es bofm.
!Serr1t Carl @riinen1paD 1T @il1age
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1916-12-17

git so dedicated she was ashamed if the
cuff of her old dads red flannel shirt
stuck down an inch past his coat-sleeve
"And you've laid in enough clothes and
hats to stock shop-which l hain't no
objection to if they was sich as Sary
Cooper ought to be seen in, but hain't
Next says |, "you'll be wearin' tights
and goin' in bathin' on the beach, 1t
makes me sick, says l, "that's what. But
| hain't said no word-not till now. But,
ma, when you come at me with cigarettes,
then you're crowdin the mourners off n
the bench. l don't smoke no cigarettes.
See? And | don't quit smokin', and I
don't quit smokin' this here identical
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1916-12-17

corn-cob pipe when and where and how
and as often as doggone want to.
And, just to show her, pulled it out
of my pocket then and there, and filled it.
Furthermore says l. "shirt-sleeves
goes. This evenin' set onto our front
porch with my feet up and my coat off
This here says |, "is strike. or a revou-
tion or somethin and don you forgit it. ;"
WELL, ma she knows me perty well, so
she didn't say much more, but jest
SMILED some, and mlttered about what
must them be thinkin' that was witnessin'
the horrid spectacle, and how was she ever
goin' to git Myrtle married off to some
duke or king or judge or mayor or some
thin fancy and startlin' when recorded
in the paper.
MA" says 1, "when it comes to mar
ryin' off Myrtle, her pa is goin' to be
present with his ears standin' erect.
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to take sly looks at every boy they meet
up with, and wonder how he'd do. Yes,
l says to myself, Jake, you sure got to
draw about five cards in this here game,
and slip an ace up your sleeve if it kin be
done convenient.
But there wasn't anythin' to be done
till Myrtle got done colectin' millionaire
manners and eddication, which was due
to happen in three-four weeks. That is,
there wasn't much to do. But l done
what could, lookin' over few boys I'd
seen around There was Dinny Hagan,
already sergeant on the force, though
his father never got past walkin' beat.
And there was young Schwartz, that
got acquainted with through the neat and
ready way ne licked bigger man that
says to him one Englishman was as good
as three Dutch. There was Ham Perry,
though l held it ag' in him that he drove
motor-truck and not horses. And there
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1916-12-17

Don't worrit none about her. If she's as
perty as she was when seen her last, dunn
near a year ago, there'll be young fellers
a-fghtin' on our doorstep every night.
pa says she, "you're impossible.
MAYBE says I, II be; but, If l be,
then you kin lay your last dollar the i'm
possible S happened for once."
And that ended the row.
1t kind of set me to thinkin' though,
what with ma so eager to git Myrtle
married, and with Myrtle gittin' taught
so much there wouldn't be no room left
for them valuable statistics contained in
the cookbook, and likewise her gettin'
around to an age where girls is beginnin
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1916-12-17

III -StOcK. w nat q you pose the coach
man thinks, Ell? Say. Him up there in
his livery, a-lookin' like he worked for a
duke, and you settin' back here in the
mauve upholstered seat a-smokin' dirty
corn-cob."
"Ma," says |, II smoked corn-cobs long
before ever rode in one of these here car
riages. l kin git along without ridin', but
| can't git along without smokin'."
"Then," says she, Smoke cigar-or
cigarettes"
That made me mad. | haint been so
mad since the day licked Dennis Cassidy
for calling me cabby-me that was as
good teamster as ever handled the lines
in the whole upper chunk of the State of
Michigan. cabby he calls me; and
right there l got down off my load of
packing-boxes and fixed him SOS he
couldn't say cabby again for ten days
without strainin' it through bandage
put on at the hospital.
Cigarettes, says ma. Me- Jake Cooper,
fifty-nine year old, to be made such
proposal to by his own lawful welded
wife Cigarettes!
"Maybe," says I, you perfer them
with gold ends and blue initials onto EN-.
says She
"The incest folks | know in this town,
says |, "is Hamper, that runs the lager
beer saloon half a mile from here, and
Hagan, the cop. Outside of them cant
say as | know many.
Which was Gods own truth, too. Me,
I'm the Jake Cooper that went huntin'
deer one day, decent truckman, and
come back ten days afterwards with so
much money it cost me all my friends and
balled ma all up with society notions, and
threatened my corn-cob and barred me
from eatin' in my shrt-sleeves, and left
me so doggone lonesome buy these here
monologue records for the monograph
and talk back to EN-, pertendin' | got
company. That's me-
If had it to do ag'in, stumblin' onto
that copper mine, I'd walk over it soft
footed as a pussy; and if anybody tried
to pry out of me that I'd discovered it, I'd
give him the mauin' of his life. You bet
And here it was endin' up with ma sug-
gestin cigarettes.
TWO million, and then some, was the
money they paid me. Straight off ma
wasn't satisfied with no cottage with a
mortgage on it. Says she, we got our
daughter to think of. and we got to git
out of here. So she sets herself to thinkin',
and picks out the town where we live, and
picks out the SWEETEST street in the town,
and the SWEETEST lot on the street, and
hires young man to build her lunatic
asylum onto it. That's what it is. 'Tain't
no home. It's made out of this here mar
BILE with streaks into it that looks like
CASTLE soap-and l got to live there.
Then she gifts her a butler and servants
(she calls 'em) and other servants to be
servants to the servants, and automobiles,
and then this here Victoria. She says
automobiles is common and noo-voo
Ritchey. If they're that, don't blame
her; for hain't never known Ritchey
that amounted to darn. Four Ritchey
brothers licked in one rough-house in
Calumet of a summers evenin'. Four
And me scarcely scratched. And what
does the Victoria lead to? Why, to this
here cigarette suggestion
"Ma," says l, "you've went perty far
and perty sudden, and | hain't said no
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1916-12-17
MAGAZINE SECTION for December II, 1916
MAGAZINE SECT
A Match for Myrtle
i. By CLARENCE BURLINGTON KELLAND

make no pick. L just says to myself that
I'll let Myrtle look 'em over and grab off
the one that suits her, pervidin' also he
suits me. And there the thing rested.
Myrtle she come home at last, and
ma and me and the coachman and
the Victoria went to meet her. l sort
of figgered we ought to take along the
butler and a couple of footmen to make
up a regular party. We could a done it
as well as not-there was room. But ma
wouldn't have it. She wouldn't even let
me take along the chauffeur, who was
decent sort of young fellow and good
looking.
But you'd have thought I'd done a
murder, the way ma looked and talked.
"But, says 1, "young folks likes young
folks. I'll bet Myrtle u'd be glad to have
Jim along She could git acquainted on
the way home, and we could have him set
right down to dinner with us, and it 'u'd
be real sociable like"
Jake, says ma, at hain't ever goin' to
be possible for me to make nothin' of you.
Don't you know chauffeurs hain't in our
class no more? Why says she, aI'm
surprised you hain't bringin motorman
home to dinner some day.
"Twouldn't be the first motorman you
ever ct with, says 1, "and mind the day
you wisht I'd git a job handlin' con-
trollin lever"
"Them days is past says she.
Eyes, says 1; "and now don't git to
eat with nobody. Them l used to know
hain't good enough, and them that's
good enough don't have nothin' to do
with me. Where do git off, I'd like to
know?'
with your money!" says she, "you kin
know whoever you want to-
"Fine,' says l. al been Twin in this
lunatic asylum nigh onto year, and
nobody's crossed the threshold that
wasn't sellin' somethin' or Begin. Ma"
says l, 1--WE knowed story about
Dutchman and an Englishman and an
Irishman for seven months, and hain't
had soul to tell it to. What kind of life
is that, anyhow
"Come on" says she, cor Myrtie's
train'n be in"
So off we goes to the depot settin' up
in that there soup-dish on Wheels with
my coat on and flower in my button
hole dunno when l was so ashamed Of
myself.
WHEN Myrtle got off the train, lookin'
dedicated and dressed up like the folks
that lived near us but wasn't neighbors,
was afraid for a minute, and didn't know
what to do. But she smiled down off'n
the car-step at me, and l seen she wasn't
ashamed of me; so | jest up and grabbed
her in my arms like used to, and smacked
her square on the lips, and she smacked
back.
Ma says, "Jake!' Mortified like But
Myrtle she giveme anot Their kiss, and patted
my back, and then kissed her ma. My gosh,
but she was perty, and that classy you
wouldn't believe it. Honest, she didn't
look no more like she was ex-truck-
drivers daughter than the Queen Of
Shelby. She wasn't so awful tall, but she
had sort of dignifed look to her, and her
eyes was as brown as ever and bright, and
her cheeks was as red, and she stepped as
dainty as ever thoroughbred horse see
at any fair.
When we got into the Victoria, she sort
of pushed one of her hands into one Of
The Detroit times., 1916-10-13
SUNDAY breaches
TO SOCIETY FOLK

Making no attempt 20 call 70 ac-
count for frivolity, devotion 20 dress
and amusements. and fri'teUug
away OF time on balls ard other So
cial diversions. Evangelist Billy
Sunday, Thursday morning. in the
residence OF Mrs Willis z Buhi
No. 1900 jefferson ave talked 90
about 400 society women just as the
conventional pastor OF q fashionable
church might have 'sermOnized
from the pulpit
Mr.. Sunday took for his subject
Edward Everett Halc's "A Man
Without a Country declaring that
he would change Tho utle TO a Man
without a Soul For an hour rho
evangelist held The close attention
OF his listeners
MIS- Sunday spoke briefly ar tho
close Of her husbands address and
MIR, Rodeheayer. before Nr SUNDAY
began TO talk SANG by request 30.
well-kncwn old hymns, Jesus. Love.
Of NY Soul. Rock OF Ages.
Jesus" and Forgive Ne. Dors
Following the meeting Nj and
Mrs Sunday were the guests az
luncheon OF Mrs Bull