The mirror. (Stillwater, Minn.) 1894-1925, 1916-04-13
M IR R 0 R ETTES
By Uncle John

Mass was held in the Auditorium last Sum
day NOR ming, Father Corcoran officiating.
The Orchestra boys visited the hos pita
last Thursday afternoon and rendered several
fine selections for the benefit of the inmates.
Our next holiday will be Good Friday
Hope the weather will permit us the freedom
of the park.
The only way to gain good reputation
must be your daily thought of doing better
than you had done the day before.
The greatest factors to victory are 81
wisb;' 81 can;" and 81 will Follow
these and your success is assured.
When man goes looking for trouble, he
doesn't always find the easy one he expected
to find, but runs into something that troub-
les him to avoid.
The safest way for man to travel is to
sell his revolver-although very few believe
this.
with her eyes when her tongue won't give
them chance.
We are always willing to laugh at mans
Jokes who has lots of Money.
Wonder if our learned professors who
study geometry know that the shortest dis
lance between two points is curvei
An exchange says, that God is Magni-
ticent Diplomat. Yes. how, otherwise,
could He bring SO many women into reason
able relations.
don't see why parents spend so much
money to educate their girls. Even if they
graduate, very few of them are able to sup
port husband!
''Half loaf is better. than none at all.
You bet, and half holiday is better than
no baseball at ALL
If you expect to get something good out
of man then don't drive him, but take the
lead yourself and he will follow, he will do
the best that is in him to keep his end up
with yours.
B 361 desires to exchange Scientific
American for Leslie's Weekly, and Harp
er's Weekly. Would also appreciate North
American Review, and Review of Reviews
in exchange for Forum.
If people would only think more useful
and thankful thoughts instead of wishing
for something they can never attain they
would be more happy and more contented.
The only thing Carranza can call his own
are his whiskers. But we understand that
Senior Villa has mortgage on them!
Every man is ready to give long cat
alogue of those virtues he expects to find in
person of friend, but very few of US are
careful to cultivate them in ourseves.-Bud-
gell
The movie show on Wednesday evening
consisted of five reel feature entitled ''Sa-
bic Lorcha." 1t was portrayal of the in
describable lust for revenge that follows
man who has betrayed his friends. The
leading role was played by Tully Marshall
who certainly has wonderful control of hi s
facial muscles. During the performance the
Orchestra rendered several fine selections
which were much appreciated.
Now that Spring is close at hand again
every one will gain his hearts desire-ours
&c Kill
No man is poor who has friends, of course
there is difference between friends and
friends, QUE only hangs on to you as long
as he can get something out of you and then
he will forget you. A good and true friend
is worth having but they are scarce.
They say that the best thinking is done
after twelve o'clock at night. HIM, it may
be true, but we have no experience. We go
to bed to sleep and not to think.
Cell Changes
From A to AS 72; 380-356; 800
345; 1858; IS -345; 1896; 27O-25;
$3.50; $3.50: 22-339.
From A-372-24O-383 to Cot.
From A-483-313 to Third.
From 40 to Hospital.
From to B-S3-376; 29S-35S; AL
So.
From to A-438--366; 434-77: ISL
348; 509-426.
From -446 70 HosnitaI