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Forest City press. (Forest City, Potter County, D.T. [S.D.]) 1883-19??, 1916-06-28

a while ago the dog died, from a com.
,plication OF maladies superinduced BY
extreme old age. Senator MARITIME was
lnsistent that the dog should have q
decent and proper burial. He was liy-
ing In q Washington apartment house
ut the time. and the finding of q suit
able burial plot wa the problem. He
could not 90 out IN the back yard and
hold hts funeral, because there wasn't
any hack yard. Anybody living In Z
small apartment who has ever put In
= day With . podigreed dead dog on
His 6anda, wondering what 20 do with
Il, n readily Appreciate that the sit-
u6tioa WUuld soon become acute. TO
H6rS1no'o dolight he learned that there
Gsda sWashtnGton An ultra excluaive
Forest City press. (Forest City, Potter County, D.T. [S.D.]) 1883-19??, 1916-06-28
Irish is somewhat like Greek.
DID YOU KNOW A

OuO vOO NNOW a
The United States is carrying on
trade with South America at the
moment. exceeding in value 81, SOC, 900
a day?
New York is now the coffee cap
ital Of the world? In 1915 it re-
exported 1000. 900 pounds of the
product.
1t is asserted thai the vegetable
dyes of Brazil are capable of de-
; western continent?
The Nicaraguan senate has unan-
gus ratified the treaty with the
United States granting an extensive
option on the Nicaraguan canal
; route?
One can buy cigars in Paraguay
for s cents e 100? Men, women
n children smoke them. They
; make them themselves.
The straw hat season in Argen-
tina is from November to the middle
; of March?
TEX" Rickard, promoter of the
Miliard-Moran fstic battle. runs a
325. OO0-acre stock ranch in Para
quay?
"A considerable percentage of the
; ivory" buttons in general use are
made from the Brazilian ivory nut,
; which Is h fruit Of q palm?
Punta Arenas. located on the
; Strait Of Magellan. has the dis.
; tinctton Of being the city closest to
; the south pole. q we'll e. one Of
; g greatest wool exporting ports In
Forest City press. (Forest City, Potter County, D.T. [S.D.]) 1883-19??, 1916-06-28

Then he set out to run for attorney
general. His ball playing did not nee
s sssaty qualify him for the job he vas
seeking, but 1t had served to get his
name up. Everybody knew who he
was. Many took The view tina a man
who would catch behind the bat with
nose glasses on, would be a
outstanding young attorney general.
However. that alone would not have
elected Johnson. The thing that really
made certain his election was the pair
OF twins. He was out touring the state
making speeches. What actually hap
pened back home was the birth of q
young son. Some merry friend wired
Johnson mat the son was twins. This
report was taken seriously and went
all over the state. Everybody felt so
sorry for Johnson. and yet so proud Of
MN. that all arguments put up by the
opposing candidate availed nothing at
all. People felt that a young man who
was suddenly called upon in the midst
OF a campaign to provide for so many
newcomers in his family was entitled
70 their most serious consideration,
Iheh the word got out that the twins
We're not twins at all. But it was too
,aie to 90 any harm. The voters
termined to elect johnson. and they
] so. regardless of his only 20 wears.
ihat was why he became the youne-
est attorney general in the United
ota.es. faVlng got his chance. he
made good. And today here he is. the
most boyish looking member of CON
gress.
The reader who has pursued the story
TO this point now knows practically as
much o Royal c. Johnson as / do.
Here is Vice President Marshalrs
latest and cutest bon mot: In the
course OF the Senate proceedings one
morning he called for a vote on an
endme that was of such a routine
nature that no enato had enough i'm
terest IN 1t to go to the bother Of ex-
PRESSING himself.
Marshall. 80 '"'"
And nobody said aye
All opposed please vote nay" al.
rected Marshall.
And nobody said nay.
Very WELL" ruled Marshall, quickly.
vote is q tie. The vice president
votes aye. The ayes have it,"
Senator MARITIME. Of New Jersey. had
e 0 1t was not much Of a dog. taxi
lnz It by and large. but 1t had been a
member Of Marines household for a
long time and he- was attached to It.
Forest City press. (Forest City, Potter County, D.T. [S.D.]) 1883-19??, 1916-06-28

Smith walked meekfy up to the blouse
counter Of . department store and ~
to the pretty young lady with . blush:
!" I'd IKE to buy Q blouse for my wife,
pleaao.'
what bust!' asked the young girl,
SSnlth hlushsd . 6 tima.
..vvhy. I didn't hear s~nythine.' u
Forest City press. (Forest City, Potter County, D.T. [S.D.]) 1883-19??, 1916-06-28
The Fruit Market.

From the Washington Star.
Ibid anybody out this way make any
money out Of fruit last year,"
Yep" replied Farmer Corntossel. 1.-THE
lot Of It already canned an sold It to
us agrtculturistS,"
Forest City press. (Forest City, Potter County, D.T. [S.D.]) 1883-19??, 1916-06-28

Forty per cent Of the estimated
available water power of the United
States Is located in the Pacific coast
states.
Forest City press. (Forest City, Potter County, D.T. [S.D.]) 1883-19??, 1916-06-28

George +. Burba, a Dayton newspa-
per editor, spent a few days recently
In New York. and while there some
body asked him nov he liked thai big
Ladysmith news-budget. [volume] (Ladysmith, Rusk County, Wis.) 1907-1927, 1916-11-17
NORBECK CHOSEN GOVERNOR
South Dakota for Prohibition, but
AGAINST Woman Suffrage.

Sioux Falls, S. D., Nov. 13.-Peter
Norbeck, leading the Republican
ticket with a majority of more than
$4,000, has been elected governor Of
South Dakota All the Republican can
didates for state officers were success
full. Prohibition carried, but the equal
suffrage amendment failed to secure
the endorsement Of the voters. Con-
gressmen Dillon, Johnson and Candy
were reelected.
Ladysmith news-budget. [volume] (Ladysmith, Rusk County, Wis.) 1907-1927, 1916-11-17

individuals of the breed is represent
ed.
Ferndell Farms comprise a tract
Of 1860 acres, located twelve miles
south of Ladysmith, in the town of
Willard. This farm has given Rusk
County a great deal Of valuable ad-
vertising
Ladysmith news-budget. [volume] (Ladysmith, Rusk County, Wis.) 1907-1927, 1916-11-17
HUGHES HOLDS
MINNESOTA LEAD
On Returns Still Incomplete Has
Plurality Of 200.
BURNQu|ST's VOTE CROWS
Republican Leaders Believe Their Ma
tionaI Candidate Will Maintain
His Margin in Gopher State.

st. Paul, Nov. 13.-Additions, sub
fractions and corrections left no SUD-
stantial change in the relative stand
ing of Charles e. Hughes and Presl-
dent Wilson insofar as their Mime
sofa vote is concerned The revised
totals for the state gave Hughes 49,
S19 and Wilson 1860, Hughes plu-
rality of ESQ.
That this lead at least will be main
tanned in the uncounted guardsmen
votes and those from the few scatter
ed districts not yet heard from, is the
opinion of leading Republicans.
Unless a revision of the entire state
vote discloses serious errors, Mime
sofas electoral vote will be cast for
Hughes, his supporters believe.
Paramount county soldiers voted Fl
for Wilson and II for Hughes, accord
ing to returns received here. The
guardsmen are members of E COM
pany, Second regiment.
Cass county's revised returns gave
Wilson 1850 and Hughes 9S2. Fari-
bault county soldiers favored Wilson
IA to IL. Soldiers from Goodhue
county, D and L companies, gave
Hughes "a, Wilson 35
The Cass county returns show a
gain for Judge w. J. Quinn in the
supreme court justice race. The total
vote now stands Quinn 102,5S9 and
Anderson 95,902. This county's re-
turns also show increased pluralities
for Burnquist, Kellogg and Mills.
There are a few districts to be
heard from, and virtually all of the
Second and Third regiments.
Governor Burnquist's plurality is
growing steadily as the returns come
in, indicating a probable lead of $780,
600 over T. P. Dryer, his Democratic
opponent.
Ladysmith news-budget. [volume] (Ladysmith, Rusk County, Wis.) 1907-1927, 1916-11-17

quality, and second, fitting and hand
ling the herd. Much OF the success
Of the herd is due to the careful and
intelligent work done by the herds
man, Mr.. Frank G. Backus, who has
had charge of the herd since Deem
Der 1, 1915. Mr.. Backus is a grad
uate of the college of Agriculture of
the University of Wisconsin. He has
the advantage Of having been born
and raised on a farm. Since leaving
the University he has been herdsman
of several large breeding establish
ments, in addition to which he has
valuable experience having been on
the state testers force. At the
Waterloo Dairy Show, Mr.. Backus
Ladysmith news-budget. [volume] (Ladysmith, Rusk County, Wis.) 1907-1927, 1916-11-17

The Ferndell Ayrshire show herd
has returned home after an unusual
ly successful show season.
The herd left home July 18th and
were exhibited at some state fair or
cattle show each week with one eX-
ception until their return the 18th OF
October. They were exhibited at the
two North Dakota fairs, at Fargo and
Grand Forks, the Iowa, Minnesota,
Wisconsin, Illinois, and Missouri State
Fairs, the Tri-State Fair at Burling-
ton, Iowa and the dairy show at Wat
erloo, Iowa, as well as at several
smaller cattle shows.
They met in competition the best
show herds of the country, many OF
Ladysmith news-budget. [volume] (Ladysmith, Rusk County, Wis.) 1907-1927, 1916-11-17
HALF DOZEN STATES
FOR PROHIBITION

Chicago, Nov. 13.-Old Man Booze
is staggering. F. Scott Mcbride, at
Anti-Saloon league headquarters here,
said Nebraska, Michigan, South Dako-
ia, Florida and Utah cast a verdict
against the saloon.
California is in doubt, but is claimed
by the drys.
Missouri admittedly still is wet
very wet.
Measures proposed to prevent sale
of liquor in states now dry were de-
feated in Colorado and Arkansas.
In Utah and Florida the dry victory
consisted in electing legislators and
state officers on dry issues.
Ladysmith news-budget. [volume] (Ladysmith, Rusk County, Wis.) 1907-1927, 1916-11-17

Rusk County, with it's rich clover
lands and pure water, is the ideal
place for dairying and stock-rais-
ing. Raising blooded stock offers
liberal profits to those who will use
care in selecting good foundation
animals and in wedding out those
whose records show are "boarders"
Ladysmith news-budget. [volume] (Ladysmith, Rusk County, Wis.) 1907-1927, 1916-11-17

Five years ago, what is now Fern
dell Farms was wild land, verbally
wilderness. Today, it has many
acres under cultivation and in pas
ture and its fame as a producer of
blooded stock is spreading to all
parts of the country.
Ladysmith news-budget. [volume] (Ladysmith, Rusk County, Wis.) 1907-1927, 1916-11-17
SURE OF SEAT IN HOUSE
Miss Rankin's Election to Congress
Beyond Doubt.


Helena, Mont, Nov. 13.-The Repub-
licans of Montana have elected the
chief justice, the superintendent of
schools, the clerk of the supreme
court and the public utilities commits
sioner, but the other state offices be-
low lieutenant governor will remain
in doubt until the official count The
election of Miss Jeanette Rankin
Republican, to congress is beyond
doubt, as also is the reelection of Con-
gresham Evans. Senator Myers,
Democrat, and Governor Stewart,
were reelected.
The constitutional amendment for
statewide prohibition was defeated.
Ladysmith news-budget. [volume] (Ladysmith, Rusk County, Wis.) 1907-1927, 1916-11-17
FERNDELL FARMS

Ferndell Farms is the home of
many of the rarest specimens of the
Ladysmith news-budget. [volume] (Ladysmith, Rusk County, Wis.) 1907-1927, 1916-11-17
WILSON GETS NORTH DAKOTA
Republicans Secure State and Con.
uressional Tickets.

gressionaI Tickets.
Fargo, N. D., Nov. 13.-With prac.
tically complete returns President
Wilson has lead over Judge Hughes
of more than 500 votes For United
States senator McCumber defeated
Burke by majority in excess of 49,
600, while Frazier, Republican candi
date for governor, defeated Macarthur
by about to l. The delegation in the
lower house of congress remains un-
changed. The Dickinson normal
school amendment carried by large
majority.
Crittenden record-press. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1909-191?, 1916-08-10

W. H. Wofford. of Washing
ton. D. c., one Of the guards for
the U. S. Government treasury
building who was here and in the
county visiting last week left
Monday fol his home.
Born to the wife of Allen Tins.
lev on Sunday morning August
9th, son. Mother and babe are
doing well.
We can't continue to do it and
won't try. Papers must be paid
for il mailed out after this date.
No exceptions. Don't blame US
if paper stops.
Several thousand subscribers
are in arrears, no papers will be
mailed if not paid for after this
date. We are working on the
list as fast as we can.
/ We can treat in our home a
limited number of cases with
Granular sore eyes. We will
also reduce the weight Of fat OF
bloafed people without drugs OF
starving. We guarantee results.
! j. R. Gilchrist Ophr.
Wylie F. Wofford of More
house, Mo-. who was here anC
in the county visiting last weel
left Monday for Dawson Springs
to spend a few weeks for hi
health.
Born Friday August a. to thu
wife of w. c. Oliver, SON
which died Sunday Afternoon
Aug. 6.
All persons knowing them
selves indebted to me will pleas,
come forward and settle at once
My son IS in a hospital, and an
at heavy expense and must hav,
money. | helped you when YOU
were in trouble, and now | wan
you to help me. II you do no
find me, pay Carl.
I. Atchison Frazer.
EMr. George Dupuy and daugh
ter Miss Margaret Of Red Spring
N. c. arrived Tuesday to visi
his brother S. I. Dupuy an {
Mrs. Dupuy on north Walker st
: Crider & McFee, Real Estat
! Agents. Town properties bough
and sold. Farms for sale.
Marion. Ky.
Crittenden record-press. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1909-191?, 1916-08-10

Have you tried Mama's bread?
It's the best ever. Babb.
R. H. Haynes and wife have
returned to Marietta, Oklahoma
after spending several wee k $
here with his parents Mr.. and Mr..
H. A. Haynes and other relatives.
FOR SALE new section honey
also strained honey.
s. NJ. jenkins.
Mrs. W. B. Butler and daugh-
ter, Alene Of Salem are the
guests of her sister. Mrs. c. G.
Moreland and DR.. Moreland.
Mrs. Minnie Walker OF Skies
ton. Mo-, who arrived last week
TO attend the bedside Of her
brother, Annie Enochs left yes
terday for her home.
Wanted "A woman 10 COOK
and light house keeping for a
couple. Good place and wages.
For information apply at Pres:
Office.
Mrs. J. |. Clement and daugt.
tiers, Misses Marion and Louise
who spent several days at Cerul
can were 50 well pleased thai
they have returned to that popu
lar resort for a second visit.
FOR SALE-Two No. milct
cows. half and three quarter,
jersey. Both fresh. One calf.
W. F. McMurry.
Sturgis. Ky.
Mrs. R. L. Moore and daugh
ter. Roberta are guests of hel
sister, Mrs. c. X. Newcom il
Greensboro
Hollis c. Franklin spent las
week in the western part Of tn,
county IN the interest Of the Ma
rion High Sscool.
We get cold storage meat
shipped in refrigerator car, ant
have a new sanitary refrigerato
to keep it in. Telephone No
1852 -Babb Bros.
Eskew 4 Eskew the local ma
chinists were the successful
bidders on the new 95 foot smck
stack which is to be erected f.
the power house Of the Mariol
Electric Light & Ice Co. til /
month.
Crittenden record-press. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1909-191?, 1916-08-10

Miss Fannie Woods has secur-
ed position in a school for
trained nurses connected with q
Nashville sanatorium and left
this week to assume her duties.
Miss Madeleine Jenkins Fran.
ces Blue, Katie Yates, and Kath-
crime Yandell left Thursday to
join Miss Imon OVERLY of Dixon
and a party of friends at Daw-
son Springs to spend the week
end.
The Fowler grave yard or Pill.
OF Knob cemetery will be clean
ed off Friday Aug. 18th 1916.
all interested parties bring tools
and dinner prepared to spend the
day. H. W. Wilborn
Committee,
Mr.. and Mrs. J. /. Clement
and Misses Marion and Louise
Clement Sam Gugenheim and
G. P. Roberts; of Marion. were
in the city last evening enroute
to Cerulean Springs.
Princeton Leader.
R. M. jenkins, Virgil Threlkeld
J. Olive, R. Minner, H. Yates
and Bruce Babb motored over to
Dawson Springs Friday night and
attended the dance at the New
Century"
Mrs. R. S. Clark and daugh-
ter. Wilma, who have been the
guests of her parents, Mr.. and
Mrs. 7. M. Conyer. of this city.
will leave Saturday for their
home in Springfield, Mo. Her
father will accompany them
home for a visit.
Rev. George R. H. Gass left
Wednesday for Blooming Grove,
Livingston, county, to assist
Rev. B. F. Hyde in a meeting.
Rev. R. A. Barnes, Of this city,
is there assisting also, and will
do most of the preaching and
Rev. Gsss will lead the song
service.
Miss Mary Dell Woods, of st.
Lou's Mo. who was the guest Of
ler grandparents Mr.. and Mrs.
y Woods for the month of July,
4 wednesday for Sikeston Mo.
VISIT her relatives there durins
August.
Misses Mona Belle and Luls
Leigh Berry of Hopkinsville, Sue
Wallace of Sturgis and Vivian
Kelly Of Paducah will compose a
house party next week at W. N.
Rochester's hospitable home in
the suburbs.
Miss Elizabeth Rochester who
spent several weeks at Dawson
! Springs is now the guest of Miss
Vivian Kelly at Paducah, who
will return home with her and be
her guest next week.
Crittenden record-press. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1909-191?, 1916-08-10
A,,erl,o the Map Without War.

In world where nations grow and
decay where forces change and popu'
lations become cramped, Il is not pos
sible or desirable to maintain the
status quo forever. II peace is to be
preserved. nations must learn TO &C
cept unfavorable alterations OF the
map without feeling that they must
FIRST be defeated In war. or that IN
yielding they incur humiliation
Bertrand Russell In Atlantic Monthly
Crittenden record-press. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1909-191?, 1916-08-10

FOR SALE: 400 bushels of corn
on my farm near Salem.
F. G. Cox,
8102t Marion, KY.
Misses Ella and Izetta Conyer,
of this city, and Mr.. Harlan
Peek, of Caldwell springs, at
tended the camp meeting at
Kuttawa Sunday.
Save the trouble of making
two calls by giving US your Or
der for groceries along with your
fresh meat order. We have
Heinz canned goods. -Babb
Bros.
E. L. Num- Of Rodney has pur-
chased a Ford touring car" and
will now be seen oftener in Ma
rion where several of his decend-
ants reside.
DR.. j. R. Perry purchased last
Friday a new Ford car in which
he will make his calls in the fut-
ure and which he and his family
will enjoy between times.
All kinds of country produce
bought and sold by S. S. Wood
son, at the Jlmes stand near the
Marion Mill aid |. C. R. R. cross
ing. chickens, eggs and butter
wanted. 2t SO
Hollis C. Franklin and C. W,
Haynes, left Tuesday for Kava
naugh camp. Is miles out OF
Louisville where the State Fed
GRAFTON of Wesley Bible Glasses
is in session.
FARM L0ANS--On long time
cheap interest, repayment priv
ileges. Also life insurance II
the Columbia Life.--BEN L
YATES.
Misses Leona and Mamie Mill
er who have been the guests o.
relatives in southern Illinois TO,
the past several weeks are ex
pected home to day.
Miss Josie Paris who bow,
spent several weeks as ia
of her brother Homer Par
his family at Evansville is exI
ed home next week.
A nice basket of cantel y
was received here last Saturd
by Mrs. Margret Terry from h,
son r. H. Terry of Morley Mo
Henry always remembers hi
mother.
Renewals and new subscrip
tons to the Crittenden Record
Press will be received this mont
at Sl.00. No paper will be mail
ed out after Sept. lst, unles
paid for,
Mrs. John G. Asher's residence
on West Depot street, was de
stroyed by fire Saturday morn
ing at 2 o'clock. Most of tn,
house hold effects were saved
The origin of the fire is unknown
Mrs. Asher who had only partia
insurance, has the sympathy o
the people Of the community.
Miss Cleo Eaton and her hous
guest, Miss Clare, of Houston
Tex, arrived Saturday and ar
visiting the family of her par
nts, Mr.. and M re. E. M. Eaton
Crittenden record-press. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1909-191?, 1916-08-10

II ~ are looking for a house
ard lot, see Crider & McFee.
S. w. Paris OF Fulton was the
guest OF relatives here this week.
We will bond .ou.
Crider & Woods.
Miss Ruth Jean Smith Of Chi
cago is the guest Of ". 7. Terry
and family near Forest Grove.
FOR SALE Splendid saddle
and driving horse.
s., NJ. jenkins.
Mrs. Sarah A. Enochs of Cisco
Chapel is the guest of her daugh
ter Mrs. o. H. Paris on Bellville
st.
Mrs. ]. Il. Threlkeli and son
Greed have returned from a weeks
visit to relatives in Livingston
county.
julius Mckinney of Dycusburg
is out in a new Ford touring car
purchased OF G.. w. Abells big
agency here.
WANTED Rags and old metal.
Will call at residence for same,
Phone Cannan's hotel.
S32tp Cook & Frayser
Mrs. Eugene Love and little
daughters Of Clay are guests Of
her psrents Mr.. and Mrs Z. M.
EatoH near the city.
Misses Linda Jenkins and Vir-
ginia Blue left yesterday for
Nashville Tennessee to visit Miss
Sallie Tippins.
Mrs. G. P. Roberts and daugh-
tiers Evalyn and Ethel, left last
week for Cerulean Springs for a
sojourn.
ming. pressing and repair
In ITS for the White Swan
La Best in town. All
wol for and delivered.
Hui }ook. jenkins Bldg.
j. VI son. wife and little
daui Virginia of Mexico are
guest oi lis brother Harry VIII
son. this month.
Miss Sallie Woods left Wednes-
day for Montreal, Tenn. to
spend the month Of August ia
the mountains.
A handkerchief sale, l0c hand.
kerchief at SC at Lotto T,ns,ey
Terrys.
| Mr.. S. T. Dupuy spent severa
days in Henderson last W e e !
checking up his tobacco purchase
for tAspre'ent season.
| Misses Lois and Virginia Stay
den of Rosiclare III. are guests o
their grand parents DR.. and Mrs
H. A. Slayden on north main st
Mrs. Minnie Walker of Skies
ton Mo. who was called her
on account Of the sick
ness and death of her brothel
Annie Enochs lief, Wednesds.
for her home.
Crittenden record-press. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1909-191?, 1916-08-10

Mrs. S. Gugenheim is visiting
her sister in Nashville, Tenn.
Mary Weldon of Paducah is
the guest Of Miss Eva Yates.
Cantaloupes and water melons
on ice at all times, at Babb Bros.
Mrs. NJ. NJ. Wilson left Mon
day for Crittenden Springs to
spend the month Of August.
See Order & McFee for farm
property. have some bargains
close in TO town.
Miss Cladie Stephenson o I
Bowling Green is visiting her
Old home and friends.
For Sale-A porch set contain
ing 2 rockers and settee, at a
bargain. Phone ITO
Mrs. G. P. Roberts and chill
dren have returned from a few
days stay at Cerulean.
Mrs. Laura howerton is the
guest Of her daughter Mrs. Hen
ri Newcon at Greensboro.
Mrs. Chastain. W. Haynes and
daughter little Miss Elizabeth
Lee are visiting her sister Mrs.
Malcomb Wilkey at Hopkinsville.
RECEPTION" a coffee Of
o. 'i'v. with an aroma all its
G Fey il and you will thank
u ASHER & LAMB.
" or the Postmaster al
Sha has purchased Q
Fort and his family
are irgit.
Mis- Rochester ant
lmog ' ent the week
end W near Repton in
the C.
Miss 4 t'a Jenkins wa, the
guest OF n Alice Maude Viii
son at Crit'enden Springs SatCr
day night.
FOR SALE matched team youn,
horse and mare 2 and 3 year
old.
S. M. Jenkins.
MIR. and Mrs, Dexter Daniels
Mr.. and Mrs, Claude Lamb AM
little daughter motored over b
Livingston County Sunday to Wis
it Mrs. Lambs sister, Mrs. Cole
man Foster and Mr.. Foster.