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The day book. [volume] (Chicago, Ill.) 1911-1917, 1916-02-08
S. STATE STREET DANCERS

S. STATE STREET DANCERS
PROTEST.-In the Tribune Jan. 80
our attention was called to an article
pertaining to an investigation tour
of the State street musical comedy
houses by a committee composed of
Mrs. Harriet S. Thompson, Mrs. Guy
Blanchard, Mrs. Jean Wallace But
Ter, Mrs. o. w. Dean and Mrs. Geo.
Haskell, representing the Political
leaguers.
We take exception to some of the
things which they claim existed in
the theaters along State street. One
remark was to the effect that some
of the girls were drug t1ends. The
charge is too ridiculous to consider.
Mrs. Thompson was quoted in this
article: These girls are not here
for dancing. l presume they do not
make a living doing this. No woman
could retain her self-respect in such
an occupation. Some of these girls
may be mothers sometime. Isn't it
terrible training for motherhood"
Now, Mrs Thompson, we ask you
and your investigating committee If
it isn't possible for us to make a liv-
ing in this capacity at salaries of SIS
to SIS a week which we are paid, and
be respectable? Would you kindly
tell us how it is possible for depart
ment store employees to live and be
respectable on the Sc to So a week,
which the millionaire employers pay
their help"
If this so-called Investigating COM
The Clay City times. [volume] (Clay City, Ky.) 1901-current, 1916-06-15

ed to her bed but is some better.
Her father d. Upton, and two
sons, Green Bowen of Middle
town and Cash Bowen of o. & X.
Jet, are at her bedside.
VIM. Ledferd has moved farth-
er on up Clear branch to get a
change of water for Mrs. Led.
ford, who is in bad health, aud
Ed Hsle moved into the house
vacated by Mr.. Ledford.
Bob Wilburp and Emma Sons
of South Fork, were united in
marriage by Ed. Ira G. Profit,
juno 7th and are housekeeping
in in the. house vacatad ty Tom
Pearsall. Weekend them good
wishes.
A. b. Even, representing Van
Deren Hardware Co., visited his
mother here this week. He has
moved his family to jackson to
send his children to school, and
for other advantages he did not
have at Douglas.
Otis Powell and Miss Bessie
Smyth, Of NADIA, went to Stanton
Thursday aud we're quietly mar
ried. Miss Smyth is q daughter
OF Joe Frank Smyth, brother.in-
law of II. q. Crabtree of Clay
Cty. Mr.. Powell is employed
in the store Of Hendrix 4 Go.
and ia Powell county boy from
the Rogers Chapel section. Many
friends join in wishing the happy
pair long and prosperous life.
Miss Lilly Knox Of Bowen. and
Miss Anna Bowen of SIade, were
employed to teach the eonsolida-
ted school here. Miss Knox grad
ualed at the State Normal, Rich
mond, last week Both are Pow
The Clay City times. [volume] (Clay City, Ky.) 1901-current, 1916-06-15
Clear Skin Comes From Within

1t is foolish to think you can
gain good clear complexion by
the use of face powder. Get at
the root Of the trouble and thor.
onghly cleanse the system with a
treatment Of DIR. Kings New Life
Pills. Gentle and mild in actios,
do no. grippe. yet they relieve the
liver by their action on the bowels.
Good for Young, adults and aged.
Go after clear complexion to-day.
25c. at your druggist.
The Clay City times. [volume] (Clay City, Ky.) 1901-current, 1916-06-15
Too Many Dogs

Up in Jackson the city council
has passed an ordinance to the
effect that all dogs running at
large must be muzzled, and the
town marshal has been directed
to kill all dogs found running at
large without muzzles. Several
mad dogs have been found ia
Breathitt county aud this drastic
action was necessary in order 10
protect both stock and people
from being bitten. 1t seems that
the mad dog season is conside,
ably IN advance this year and Il
would be we'll for the people of
Powell county to take some
action before any damage is doas
in this county.
The Clay City times. [volume] (Clay City, Ky.) 1901-current, 1916-06-15
sL.ADE

Born, June 11th, to the wife of
John O'Hair, a fine daughter.
Geo. Brewer, Of Middletown.
visited his parents here Sunday.
Martin Ford bought the hill
back Of Slade from X. U. Land
Go. for 1925, and IA. Bowen
the hill between his farm and
Slade for $4,000.
TON Pearsall, Ovs O'Hsir, Ma
rion Mullins, Geo. Even and Al
fred Neal, all left for Ohio last
Sunday TO get work. Wages are
so much better there, and many
more are going.
Mrs. ). A. Even is still confio'
The Clay City times. [volume] (Clay City, Ky.) 1901-current, 1916-06-15
Bad To Have A Cold Hang On

Don't let your cold hang on,
rack yonr system and become
chronic when DR.. Bell's Pine-Tar-
Honey will help you. 1t heals
thsinfammation, soothes the cough
and ,oosens the phlegm. Your
breath easier a. once. DIR. Bell't-
Pine, Tar Honey is a laxative Tar
Syrup, the pine tar balsam heals
the raw spots, loosens the mucous
and prevents irritation Of the bron-
chial tubes Just get a bottle Of
DR.. Bells Pine Tai. Honey to-dad,
its gus fanteed to help you. AT
druggists.
The Clay City times. [volume] (Clay City, Ky.) 1901-current, 1916-06-15
BOWEN.


Horace Faulkner is on the sick
list. but not serious
Miss Grace White was the
guest of Miss Lille Knox, Mon
day.
p. Y. Drake was visiting his
brother.in-la Granville Day,
LIST Saturday.
Mrs. Helen Knox of tins place
was visiting Mrs. Lawrence Knox
at NADIA, Sunday.
Our Sunday School is progress
ing nicely. Mr.. Faulkner is the
excellent Superintendent.
Jas. Holman aud wife visited
George Burke and family at
Rosslyn, Sunday morning.
Dick Benningheld, and his wife
aud daughter, were the guests OF
Mrs. Albert Even, Sunday.
Bsnford White, jr., who has
been doing some carpenter work
at Irvine, IL home on a visit.
Bob Stone, of Stanton, Is here
painting our school-house. Glad
that Bowen is making a start to
improve.
Uncle Billie Townsend andwife
left few days ago for Indian
apolis, Ind, where they will visit
their son few weeks.
Mrs. Margaret Faulkner, who
is at Ashville, N. O., for her
health, is much improved. Her
son Ebert is with her.
Misses Sally Creecy, Madge Day
. aud lisa Even, were very pleas
ant callers at the home OF Judge
Holman, Sunday afternoon,
The Clay City times. [volume] (Clay City, Ky.) 1901-current, 1916-06-15
Sunday Services

During June. July and August, the
Sunday School Of the Presby terrain
church will be held at $50 AN, and
the preaching service ut 10: 30 AN,
every Sunday. A Twilight Service will
be held at the school-house Of the
Orphans Home every Sunday evening
at $500 Pm. A cordial invitation is
extended to all.
The Clay City times. [volume] (Clay City, Ky.) 1901-current, 1916-06-15

ell county girls and we are look
ing for a good school. Let us
patrons quit knocking now and
every body join in helping to
make it one of the best schools
which no teacher can do without
the aid of the parents.
The Clay City times. [volume] (Clay City, Ky.) 1901-current, 1916-06-15
CORN MEAL

I manufacture the best corn
meal in Eastern Kentucky. My
meal is all ground in a water
mill. Try it once and you will
always use it. For sale in Clay
City by T. ]. KIRK, c. SHIN
FESSEL and HENRY WAL
ORION.
GEO p. BURKE.
Rosslyn, Ky.
The Clay City times. [volume] (Clay City, Ky.) 1901-current, 1916-06-15

Farmers are much delayed by
the heavy rains. When they
can't cultivate corn they should
cultivate their patience, and there
is some patience about here that
needs wedding very much.
The Clay City times. [volume] (Clay City, Ky.) 1901-current, 1916-06-15
HardWick & Company
Sole Agents for Queen Quality and Walk Over Shoes
Queen Quality shoes pretty, dainty, stylish,
comfortable servceable shoes

If you have never worn
Queen Quality shoes try
them and learn why they
are the most popular of all
womens' shoes. We have
the new and popular Spring
and Summer styles in OK
The Clay City times. [volume] (Clay City, Ky.) 1901-current, 1916-06-15

fords and pumps also the staple Styles in oxfords
as we'll as the new and staple styles in boots
Irregular shoes) If we haven't what you
want will get it. as there are hundreds of Queen
Quality styles in our big catalogue to select FROM
The Clay City times. [volume] (Clay City, Ky.) 1901-current, 1916-06-15

Horace Faulkner ID on the sick
list, but not serious.
White Pine news weekly mining review. [volume] (East Ely, Nev.) 1910-1920, 1916-05-21
LEGAL NOTICES
NO. $500
Notice of Application for Permission
to Appropriate the Public Waters
of the State Of Nevada

Notice is hereby given that on the
9Th day of April, 1916, in accordance
with Section SO. Chapter 40, of the
Statutes of 1918, one Sol Silen of
Baker, County of White Pine, and
State of Nevada, made application to
the State Engineer of Nevada for per-
mission to appropriate the public
waters of the State of Nevada. Such
appropriation is to be made from the
surplus waters of Lehman Creek, at
d point N 75 deg w, 1850 feet from
the Sc cor Sec IL, T 10 N r SO e,
M d B & M, by means of dams and
bitches of the Baker Livestock Com
rany, and 80 cubic feet per second
is to be conveyed to the Wa of NV
u Sec 8, the NEA and Eh Of NV
u OF Sec 4, T 10 N r 70 E, M D B
& M, by means of bitches and there
used for irrigation purposes, from
April until November Of each year.
Water not to be returned to stream.
w. M. KEARNEY,
State Engineer.
Date of first publication May 81. 16.
Date Of last publication. June Is. 1B.
White Pine news weekly mining review. [volume] (East Ely, Nev.) 1910-1920, 1916-05-21
Elko O525
Carson 06327
NOTICE FOR PUBLICATION

DEPARTMENT OF THE INTERIOR
U. s. Land Office at Elko, Nevada,
April 81, 1915.
NOTICE is hereby given that Abe
Shellenberger, of Ely, White Pine
County, Nevada, who. ON August IA,
1911, made Homestead application.
Carson CITY 02327, now Elko, No.
0525, for Southeast quarter of Sec
ton 26, Township IT North, Range
SO East, Mt. Diablo Base and Merid-
ian, has filed notice of intention to
make Final three year Proof, to es-
tablish claim to the land above de-
scribed, before F. D. Oldf1eld, County
Clerk of White Pine County, Nevada
at Ely, Nevada, on the 9Th day Of
June, 1915.
Claimant names as witnesses:
Charles Pippin, of Ely, Nevada.
Andrew J. Stevens. of Ely, Nevada.
James e. Talbot, of Ely, Nevada.
Frank p. Miller. of East ELY, Ne
vada.
JOHN q. ROBBINS, Register.
First publication April 80, 1916
Last publication May 28. 1916.
White Pine news weekly mining review. [volume] (East Ely, Nev.) 1910-1920, 1916-05-21
There Are Many Like Louis

~
Little Louis was a solemn-eyed,
spiritual looking child. One morn
ing he came to his aunt. who was
visiting the family, and asked:
"Auntie, is this Gods day7"
mo, dearie. replied the aunt. this
Is not Sunday 1t is Wednesday"
I'm so sorry" said the boy sadly,
as he went back to his play.
Each succeeding day he asked the
same question of his aunt In his BE-
rious manner, and she said to his
mother:
Really, ! don't think that child
will live long. He Is too good for this
world"
When Sunday morning came the
question was repeated. and the aunt
replied:
Eyes, my darling. this is Gods
day"
"Oh, ~goodie!" cried the boy. Then
where is the funny paper?'
White Pine news weekly mining review. [volume] (East Ely, Nev.) 1910-1920, 1916-05-21
Good Reading for Sunday

Ecstasy Written in a City Restaurant
The fiddlers homeward plod their
weary way,
The taxis take the tangoists from
their tea,
The walters with their lips are blithe
and gay,
The place is left to silence and to
me.
I'll have a steak without a turkey
trot,
flashed brown potatoes with no
grizzly bear, >
Some waltzless coffee in a silver pot,
A tuneless smoke to drive away
my care.
Full many a man Is born to sit unfed,
While restaurants make room for
shuffling feet
Praise heaven for the grace that
kindly led
Ny footsteps where Id sit in peace
and eati Judge.
White Pine news weekly mining review. [volume] (East Ely, Nev.) 1910-1920, 1916-05-21

Again with pleasant green
Has Spring renewed the wood,
And where the bare trunks stood
Are leafy arbors seen;
The freshets are unbound,
And leaping from the hill,
Their messy banks refill
With streams of light and sound;
And scattered down the meads,
From hour to hour unfold
A thousand buds and beads
In stars and cups of gold.
Now hear, you see, and note,
The farms are all astir,
And every laborer
Has DOTTED his Winter coat;
And how with specks of white
They dot the brown hillside,
Or jaunt and sing outright
AS by their teams they stride.
They sing to feel the Sun
Regain mis- wanton strength;
To know the year at length
Rewards their labor done;
To see the rootless stake
The set bare in the ground,
Burst into leaf, and shake
Its grateful scent around.
Robert Bridges.
White Pine news weekly mining review. [volume] (East Ely, Nev.) 1910-1920, 1916-05-21
LEGAL NOTICES
Elko 0977
Carson City 07794
NOTICE For PUBLICATION

DEPARTMENT OF THE INTERIOR
U. 8. Land Office at Elko. Nevad,
April 81, 1915.
Notice Is hereby given that John
l.. bearing of Osceola, White Pine
County, Nevada, who, on April IL,
1913, made Carson City homestead
application 07794, now Elko, No.
0779, for the 81 sen of Sec. 9;
and the NWA NEA of Sec 16, T IA
N, r 50 e, Mount Diablo Meridian
has filed notice of intention to make
final three year proof, to establish
claim to the land above described, be-
fore F. D. Oldfield, Clerk of White
Pine County, at Ely. Nevada, on The
twenty-ninth day of May, 1916.
Claimant names as witnesses:
Farley Smoot, of Osceola, Nevada
Willford H. Smoot. of OsceoIa, Ne
vada.
James Potter, of Osceola, Nevada
Gregory Miller of Osceola, Nevada
JOHN e. ROBBINS,
Register.
First publication, April 80, 1915
Second publication, May 81, 1916
White Pine news weekly mining review. [volume] (East Ely, Nev.) 1910-1920, 1916-05-21
NO. 5000
Notice of Adjudication for Permission
to Change the Point Of Diver
sion of the Waters Of Baker
and Lehman Greeks.

Notice is hereby given that on the
18th day of April, 1916, in accord
ance with Section SO. Chapter 40,
of the Statutes of 1918, P. M. Baker,
Nettie Baker and George T. Baker of
Baker, White Pine County, Nevada,
made application to the State Engi-
neer Of Nevada for permission to
change the point of diversion of wa
tiers of Baker and Lehman Creeks,
heretofore appropriated and benefit
cially used by said applicants. The
original points Of diversion Of such
water was as follows:
From Lehman Creek at a point in
the sen OF SEA Of Sec 10, T Is
N. r. SO E., M d B & M, and from
Baker Creek at a point in the NEH
of NEA Of Sec IT. T 10 r 20 E.,
M. d. B. & NJ, that the water SO d.
verted has been beneficially used
upon the following described lands,
to-wit: Portions of Secs. 8, 4, 9. 10,
II, IA, Is and 16 of T. 10 N r 10,
East, Secs. II, IL and 10 of T IS
N R SO East. Secs. 2, 8. 10 and II of
It 10 N. r. 20 E., and Secs. 8, 4. 9
and 10 of T IS N r 70 E., NJ. D. B.
& NJ; that applicants desire to
change the above points of diversion
and divert the said waters of Baker
and Lehman Creeks at the following
points and in the following manner:
The water from Lehman Creek
will be diverted from Its channel at
a point which bears N. rs deg. w,
1850 feet from the Sc corner of Sec
IL, T il N. R. SO East. and the water
from Baker Creek will be diverted
from its channel at q point which
bears South So deg. w, 1850 feet
from the Southeast corner of Sec. ~,
T IS N. R 50 East. The water from
the two creeks will enter a com mon
canal at a point which bears N 8S
deg. w. 1900 feet from the south
east corner Of Sec IL. T 10 N. r. 60
East and by mean of such canal and
bitches will be conveyed to the lands
White Pine news weekly mining review. [volume] (East Ely, Nev.) 1910-1920, 1916-05-21
LEGAL NOTICES
NO. 1896
Notice of Application for Permission
to Appropriate the Public Waters
Of the State Of Nevada

Notice is hereby given that on the
9Th day of April, 1915, in accordance
with Section SO. Chapter 40, Of the
Statutes of 1918. n Richard T.
Swallow, of Shoshone, County OF
White Pine, and State Of Nevada,
made application to the State Engi-
neer of Nevada for permission
to appropriate the public wa
tiers of the State of Neva.
da. Such appropriation Is to be made
from Swallow Creek, on the westerly
slope of Snake Range, at q point N
SO deg East 2645 feet distant from
the southeast section corner of Sec
1, T IL N, r 81 E, M. D. B. & NJ, by
means of a dam, and five cubic fee
per second is to be conveyed to the
w " of Sc v Of Section 1
Wa of NEA, SEA of NEA and
Eh OF SEA, of Sec. IL, T IL N, r
81 e. M. d. B. & M. by means Of
bitches and fumes and there used FOL
irrigation purposes, from May unit
September of each year. Water moi
to be returned to stream.
Signed:
w. NJ. KEARNEY,
State Engineer.
First publication April 23, 1916.
Last publication May 81, 1915.
White Pine news weekly mining review. [volume] (East Ely, Nev.) 1910-1920, 1916-05-21

A man who had never been duck
hunting shot at a duck in the air.
The duck fell to the ground.
We'll, you got him!" exclaimed
the amateurs friend.
YES" replied the amateur. but
] might as we'll have saved my anu
nition-the fall would have killed
him."
White Pine news weekly mining review. [volume] (East Ely, Nev.) 1910-1920, 1916-05-21
APPLICATION NO. 1867
Notice of Application for Permission
to Appropriate the Public Waters
of the State of Nevada

Notice Is hereby given that ON the
9Th day of April. 1916. in accordance
with Section 50, Chapter 40. Of the
Statutes Of 1918, the Baker Livestock
Company. a corporation. of Baker
County of White Pine, and State of
Nevada, made application to the State
Engineer of Nevada for permission
tn appropriate the public waters of
the State of Nevada. Such %appropri-
alton is to be made from Cal Young
Canyon Creek, at a point 8 80 deg
w, 1900 feet from the NE Corner
of Sec 10. T 10 N, R SO E. N. D. B. &
NJ, by ear of a dam, and two GU
bic feet per second is to be conveyed
to the SEA and SWA of NEA of
Sec Is, T 10 N, r 10 E, M. D. B. & M.
by means Of a ditch and there used
for irrigation purposes. from April
until November of each year. Water
not to be returned to stream.
Signed:
w. M. KEARNBY,
State Engineer.
First publication April %, 1916.
Last publication May al. 1915.
White Pine news weekly mining review. [volume] (East Ely, Nev.) 1910-1920, 1916-05-21
O D--ni

What is the meaning Of that big
ID on the dust bin?" asked the new
servant.
The naughty footman replied:
"Damsel. the d displayed on the
dustbin denotes that the despairing
domestics of this detached domicile
desire that the deserving dustmen
during their daily diversions will
deem 1t their delightful duty to dis
lodge deliberately and deftly the dirt
and dust deposited In that disagree
able dustbin."
White Pine news weekly mining review. [volume] (East Ely, Nev.) 1910-1920, 1916-05-21
Trailing Arbutus


There's q flower in the woodland
Where the pines and hemlocks
grow,
Sweeter than the rose of summer,
Whittier than the flakes Of snow.
IT'S the breath OF God and blossoms
For the weary passerby,
And It sometimes holds the bushes
or a rosy sunset sky.
When the days are warm with sun
shine,
You will find It blooming there,
And your soul will fiji with gladness
And your lips will breathe a pray'r.
And ! know that you will gather
Just q handful for some soul
That ran never see the sunshine,
Or like you, can take q stroll.
o, those sweet and fragrant bios
SONS,
How they cheer the troubled
breast.
How they scatter every sorrow,
Bringing hope and Joy and rest!
God has made them for q purpose
And they blossom every year;
You will find them in the woodland
When the springtime days are near.
-Adelbert Clark.
White Pine news weekly mining review. [volume] (East Ely, Nev.) 1910-1920, 1916-05-21
Elko 0289
Carson City 04904
Elko 0828
Carson City 07242
NOTICE FOR PUBLICATION

DEPARTMENT OF THE INTERIOR
U. s. Land Office at Elko. Nevada.
May l.. 1916.
NOTICE is hereby given that Or
son Hudson, of Osceola. Nevada. who.
on April l., 1910. made Carson City
homestead application 04904, now
Elko 02S9. for the SEK SEX of Sec.
10; and the Eh NEH and MEX
SEX of Section "a. and on August
g.. 1912, made Carson City home
stead application 07242, now Elko
0S28, for the NWA SEK and SW
4 NEH of Section "a, Township IL
North, Range 81 East, Mount Diablo
Meridian. under the Act of February
10, 1909. has filed notice of inten-
tion to make final three year proof
to establish claim to the land above
described, before F. ID. Oldfeld, clerk
of White Pine County, at Ely, Neva-
da, on the ninth day of June. 1915.
Claimant names as witnesses:
Charles e. Millick, of Ely. Nevada.
Richard T. Swallow, OF Osceola.
Nevada.
Frank C. Ship, Jr., of Shoshone.
Nevada. .
Albin C. Kirkeby. of s~hoshone. Me-
vada.
JOHN E. ROBBINS, Register.
First publication. May 7, 1916.
Last publication June 4. 1915.
White Pine news weekly mining review. [volume] (East Ely, Nev.) 1910-1920, 1916-05-21
Rich PfckinH

What I want to see," said the re-
former, lis a city that knows abso-
lutely nothing Of graft"
That's what I'd like to see," re-
piled the ward politician. Wouldn't
that be a gold mine for the right
parties!"
White Pine news weekly mining review. [volume] (East Ely, Nev.) 1910-1920, 1916-05-21
Who Was He?

Father" said a boy OF IL, who
was Shylock?"
What" exclaimed his father,
have tent you 10 Sunday school
for the past SIX OF v years only
to have you ask me who Shylock
was, Shame on you! Get your Bible
and find out this minute!"
White Pine news weekly mining review. [volume] (East Ely, Nev.) 1910-1920, 1916-05-21
And Hard TO Crack

The teacher was i%nstructing the
youngsters In natural history. Can
any little boy or GIRL" said she, tell
me what an oyster Isl"
The small hand of Jimmy Jones
shot into the air.
II know. Miss Mary! ! know! An
OYSTER" triumphantly announced
Jimmy, lis a fish built like q nut"
White Pine news weekly mining review. [volume] (East Ely, Nev.) 1910-1920, 1916-05-21

Nell heard you were out On the
links yesterday. What did you go
around in?
Stell-Ny new Scotch plaid. Really
dear, 1t fits perfectly splendid"
White Pine news weekly mining review. [volume] (East Ely, Nev.) 1910-1920, 1916-05-21

Adept
And is your wife a good house
keeper?"
"Oh. wonderful. mother! She can
heat coffee perfectly with an electric
curling IRON"
White Pine news weekly mining review. [volume] (East Ely, Nev.) 1910-1920, 1916-05-21
Give Him the Hook

Ned-What did Miss Petite say
after you kissed her?
Ted-She told me to call on Fri
day hereafter, because that was anna
tours night.
White Pine news weekly mining review. [volume] (East Ely, Nev.) 1910-1920, 1916-05-21

There goes a man who has done
much for the American DRAMA
"How?"
He never wrote a play"
White Pine news weekly mining review. [volume] (East Ely, Nev.) 1910-1920, 1916-05-21
Not So Very q

II Eve anne back to the world today,
After being away this many a year,
Shed probably turn to Adam and
say:
The styles haven't changed very
much, my DEAR"
White Pine news weekly mining review. [volume] (East Ely, Nev.) 1910-1920, 1916-05-21
The Bargain Instinct

And, oh, MI Brown, I didn't get
those shares you advised me to buy.
The man wanted more for them than
when they were new, SO, OF cosrse,
l didn't take them
White Pine news weekly mining review. [volume] (East Ely, Nev.) 1910-1920, 1916-05-21
Not Always!

That's another story!' as the
bricklayer said when he finished his
days work.
Harold Susan.
White Pine news weekly mining review. [volume] (East Ely, Nev.) 1910-1920, 1916-05-21
Better Than Rubber Bands

Wife-I am a bundle of nerves!
Sympathetic Husband-Well, SO
long as the string doesn't break, you
will be all right, my deari
White Pine news weekly mining review. [volume] (East Ely, Nev.) 1910-1920, 1916-05-21
Stretching the Limit

Jones-if Mr.. Oldboy makes ANY
such assertion / will denounce him
as a liar.
President-Mr. Jones, I call you to
order. Our bylaws do not allow you
to go that far.
Jones-Then I call Mr.. Oldboy q
liar as far 1t Is permitted by the by
laws of this association.
White Pine news weekly mining review. [volume] (East Ely, Nev.) 1910-1920, 1916-05-21
Pretty Scaley

Good sir. will you have soup or
fish?"
The waiter asked in tones judicial.
The hungry diner said, II wish
You would not be SO superficial"
White Pine news weekly mining review. [volume] (East Ely, Nev.) 1910-1920, 1916-05-21
This IL Painful

1915-How did you get thru the
logic?
1916-All right; ] took the rough
on-rats.
1915-The reason?
1850 l wouldn't die on the
premises.
White Pine news weekly mining review. [volume] (East Ely, Nev.) 1910-1920, 1916-05-21
To Please Father

rs che good to the children?"
Very. She let's them do everything
their father doesn't want them to do"