The Abbeville press and banner. [volume] (Abbeville, S.C.) 1869-1924, 1916-06-07
LETTER TO.
THE EDITOR.
antervil RID. Jooh six.


deer edditour:-i got a medium
terday which is being sint ter me by
sumbuddy which hes sumthin ginst
me i reckin and in it i sees that
dote got off frum mr.. perrin sattidy
an got sum Nv the cot hous ring ter
rite him ernutehr letar. it is poar
ritin an seas frum the toan Nv it
that the ring is weekning.
seas that dote sais he wus at
orrungbug las week. he is mistooken
that wus wife bradlie which took
hisself fur dote when he wint ter
ritin. dote hes never rid a trane but
twice. the fust time he rid wun
wus wifi him, en- us bois had a CRATE
time gitin him in. we finerly failed
ter put him in by force, en- went off
ter git line ter ty him an put him
in that waigh, but when we cum
back dote' had done gone in, an wus
sittin up in the trane wifi his hat off.
ne sed when we wint in that he he'd
dersided ter bode her but he wus
bout reddy to git out as he seed no
lines ter drive wifi. j kno dote is
jellous Wv mea is ther reesin he duz
not lack mi ritin, en- i\gess he duz
think it is poar as i is'now ther cor
aspondint Nv your paper which the
the annersun MALE sais is ther Iced
in paiper an dote is still follern wifi
ther medium. .gess ther medium
mus be lital shame Nv dote as thay
puts his letar in corner Nv, ther
paiper which they thinks will hide it.
coot is cumin fast now in our ma
burhood sints he fang dote oaver-
bode an cummenst ter mannig his on
champagne. he sais that he looked
oaver p. k. cobbs reckard which i
ricerminded en- that he wuz not
pleased with t.. he seals as how he
discuvert that p. k. drunkt up all Nv
gus watkans champagne befoar the
champaign oapent, an he sais as how
he IS saivin his champaign thunder
fur the bois themselves an is not
wishin ter let p. k. drink it all up.
en- fur that reesin he will not talk
him but vii mannig his champagne
his own self. ....
air emmy uther felars runnin fur
ther kurriner. seas that coot is
ther oanlie wun ernounced an as we
bois alwais looks in ther press an
banar ter sea who is runin we talks
it that nobuddie is runnin but coot
en- if that is soa he will git it eesy.
it viii be CRATE thing fur coot if nun
Nv ther uther bois Gums out en- he
goas in on ther fust ballit wifi no
bizzy bee In frunt Nv him. sais ter
coot git in ther rode an keep a rum
min, the offs will ketch you en- all
you hev ter doc is ter not let it git
past you in the rails.
i sees frum yore paper that a
prommernint fawmar hes bin ter
kolumby ter tell a few words Nv
chear ter ther guvnar. 1t seams
that there air sum trubble in fndin
this prommernint fawmer tho it is
sed he is large red man with Ease
ther saim, en- talkt good deel but is
now silents. I has studded ther
whoal thing oaver en- thinks you
will find that promernint fawmar
ives in sum toun an runs with the
.,un bois. he is ther saim as you
Lave in tom which rides out in ther
norlin in 4 rubber tire ordermore-
Lii or buggie en- looks ct US felars
w,::"ie a wnile Ell the nrides back en-
.tuddies plan ter buy sumthin frum
US cheep. hears that dix sonlie is
wun Nv them en- gordin white en-
major long an sum uthers excep dix
raises gotes es he SENS purity natrul
in their kumpny. an they rides. in
Lher veehickals es sed an j am tole
hey is rubar-tired fawmars. en- /