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The Beaver herald. [volume] (Beaver, O.T. [Okla.]) 1895-1923, 1916-01-13
Unhappy.

81 wonder why Jinks always insists
on getting a table as far away from
the m &c as possible when he goes to
a restaurant"
Probably It spoils his appetite not
to be able TO hear his own voice."
The Beaver herald. [volume] (Beaver, O.T. [Okla.]) 1895-1923, 1916-01-13
Heard in an Office.

What is Jones spluttering about
now?"
"oh, whenever he gets into hot wa.
ter he boils over"
The Beaver herald. [volume] (Beaver, O.T. [Okla.]) 1895-1923, 1916-01-13
Woe Proof.

What a cheerful man he is"
"Yes, indeed. You cant tell him a
hard luck story that will rob him Of
his smile"
The Beaver herald. [volume] (Beaver, O.T. [Okla.]) 1895-1923, 1916-01-13
DID TT EVER OCCUR TO
Easy Money.

Where did jenkins get all that
money he lost specializing in oil?"
"IIe got II from people who speculat-
ed In those gold mines of his"
The Beaver herald. [volume] (Beaver, O.T. [Okla.]) 1895-1923, 1916-01-13
SOAP is STRONGLY ALKALINE

and constant use will burn out tn
scalp. Cleanse the scalp by shampoo.
ing with La Creole" Hair Dressing,
and darken, in the natural way. those
ugly. grizzly hairs Price. $1.00.--Adv.
The Beaver herald. [volume] (Beaver, O.T. [Okla.]) 1895-1923, 1916-01-13

Always sure 10 please, Red Cross Ball
Blue. All grocers sell IL. Adv.
The Beaver herald. [volume] (Beaver, O.T. [Okla.]) 1895-1923, 1916-01-13

DR.. Pierce's Pleasant Pellets are tn,
original little liver pills put, up 40 year,
ago. They regulate liver and bowels.-Adv
The Beaver herald. [volume] (Beaver, O.T. [Okla.]) 1895-1923, 1916-01-13

Long before woman acquires any
Jewels she likes to worry for fear
they may be stolen.
The Beaver herald. [volume] (Beaver, O.T. [Okla.]) 1895-1923, 1916-01-13

Fortunately the men who claim that
the world owes them a living are sell
dom preferred creditors.
The Beaver herald. [volume] (Beaver, O.T. [Okla.]) 1895-1923, 1916-01-13

A foolish woman's idea of a stylish
hat is one that costs lot of money,
regardless OF what IL looks like.
The Beaver herald. [volume] (Beaver, O.T. [Okla.]) 1895-1923, 1916-01-13
IMITATION is slNceREsr FLATTsRY

lWi - lON 10 OlINNCNE0l FLh Chr
but like counterfeit money the imita-
tion has not the worth of the original.
Insist on La Creole" Hair Dressing
it's the original. Darkens your hair in
the natural way, but contains no dye.
Price $1.00.-Adv.
The Beaver herald. [volume] (Beaver, O.T. [Okla.]) 1895-1923, 1916-01-13

Millions Of particular women now us.
and recommend Red Gross Ball Blue. All
grocers. Adv.
The Beaver herald. [volume] (Beaver, O.T. [Okla.]) 1895-1923, 1916-01-13

II woman is good looking she
can easily fool a man without brains
The Beaver herald. [volume] (Beaver, O.T. [Okla.]) 1895-1923, 1916-01-13

But man must forget his failures
before he can hope TO succeed.
The Beaver herald. [volume] (Beaver, O.T. [Okla.]) 1895-1923, 1916-01-13
Mean.

mean.
Ethel-Jack proposed three times
before accepted him.
Marie-To whom, dear?
The Beaver herald. [volume] (Beaver, O.T. [Okla.]) 1895-1923, 1916-01-13
Defined.

Knlcker-How much is he makingr
Bocker-Between a motorcycle and
a car.
The Beaver herald. [volume] (Beaver, O.T. [Okla.]) 1895-1923, 1916-01-13
Not Grnr ualra but rIred Eye.

Not Gray Hairs but Tired Eyes
make us look older than we are. Keep
your eyes young and you will look young.
After the Movies Murine Your Eyes. Don't
tell your age Murine Eye Remedy Co.
Chicago. Sends Eye Book on request.
The Beaver herald. [volume] (Beaver, O.T. [Okla.]) 1895-1923, 1916-01-13

The fat woman probably doesn't con.
slider life a dreary waist.
The Beaver herald. [volume] (Beaver, O.T. [Okla.]) 1895-1923, 1916-01-13

THIS is THE AGE OF YOUTH.
You will look ten years younger :t you
darken your ugly. grizzly. gray hairs by
using Ia Creole" Hair Dressing. ADV.
The Bridgeport evening farmer., 1916-06-22
THINKS UMPIRES ARE
 BECOMING TOO CHESTY
 FOR GOOD OF PASTIME
Sporting News)

President Tener of the National League recently called his umpires to- gethers gave them complimentary dinner, told them in one of the sort of speeches that only the governor can make that they are the best staff it ever has been the National Leagues good fortune to have-and discussed with them certain unusual and doubt full plays, so that there might be an understanding that will prevent con- tradictory rulings in. future.
 An eastern writer says the incident is out of the ordinary because a rule umpires are called together only when it is necessary to issue orders or to read the riot act to them.
 Therefore we are going to suggest that President Ban Johnson of the American League do the thing that is ordinary and call his umpires togeth- CT, feed them on a little humble pie and read the riot, act to them. We gratu1ations and praise. Indeed, we much fear that praise and too much of it in certain cases has been to the detriment of certain empirical gentle men we could name and that it is time they be told that just because they have been exalted it gives them no h- cense to make eternal nuisances of l themselves.
 Many an honest conscientious po- liceman has been spoiled by being call ed before the Board of Commissioners and congratulated on doing his duty. Said policeman immediately got the
 notion that he was entitled to medal
 for doingl what common decency de- 1 manded of him and was spoiled for
 good service and common sense con duct ever after.
 | And some umpires, because their I league presidents or the scrfbes, or both, have told them they are the best ever, have swelled up and acted ever after, as if they not only could do no
 wrong, but that even a suggestion that they might be in error is sacrilege.
The Bridgeport evening farmer., 1916-06-22
Edited By Wagner
HEATING PRAISED
 BY N. Y. WRITER
 FOR REGENT WORK

Ray Keating of this city, who has begun to pitch great ball for the New York Amer leans. reeeives the follow Ing b6nqliet from Fred Van Ness in the New York Mail:
 Ray Heating apparently has dis persed the Jinx which shadowed him all spring. After a discouraging start he is now putting few victories into. his pitching average. =
 'sIn the South this spring Keating was regarded as of the big four pn Manager Donovan's pitching staff. The sincerity HithJ which he trained and the physical condition he attained Warranted the belief lie swould win a place among the&re egulars. But his losses in the early part of the season upset all calculations.
 f'It is only within the last week that Heating has been able to win the con hdence Of Manager Donovan and his team mates. Though he pitched some good ball before that. and managed to win two games while the club was home, he always had difficulty in get ting through his games, and the club seemed unable to play we'll behind him.
 However, at Cleveland last week and at Boston Tuesday, he flashed such form that Manager Donoyon is satisfied to give him his regular turn Ek5 AOhS dS AS~ SaAz hTOps IL uP. AAo pitched the four and a half inning tie game at Cleveland last Friday and it Ishowed he was in form. He allowed ibut two hits in the four innings, and tafter the first inning was invincible. ttIn defeating the Red Sox Heating pitched what is probably his best Ixame of the year, though he pitched ione other game against the Boston fclub earlier in the season and lost, (which was a credit to him.
 Duffy Lewis beat him that day with ia home run. There was also a home rum made against him Tuesday by tWalker. but Heating had a. sufficient Head to not be seriously menaced by it..
The Bridgeport evening farmer., 1916-06-22
ANNIVERSARIES
 OF RING BATTLES

1878-Art Simms, long prominent in the lightweight division, born in Akron, O., Art started his ring career twenty years ago, at about the same time that Gus Ruh1in, the Akron Giant, was trying to put Akron on the pugilistic map. Simms first came into prominence in 1899, when he fought a 20 round draw in Cleveland with, Tommy White, the famous Chi cago featherweight. The following year he whipped Gus Gardner, Jim Poop, Joe Leonard and other good men, and in the next two years fought two draws with Otto Sieloff and was defeated by Martin Duffy. Late in 1903 Simrns tackled Battling Nelson and was knocked out in the 4th round at Milwaukee. hTat defeat seemed to cook Arts pug1istic goose, for he seldom won battle after that, although he continued fighting for several year. He lost to Kid Good man at Boston in 1906, to Clarence English at Omaha, in 1907, to Maur- ice Savers at Philadelphia in 1908, and to Clarence Forbes at Canton in 1910.
The Bridgeport evening farmer., 1916-06-22
IINDUSTRIALS WILL
 PLAY SUNDAY BALL


 The Industrial league has received permission from the Park board to play Sunday games at Seaside park. The first contest will be played next Sunday afternoon when the Singers and American Chain boys will meet.
 Tn granting the league permission to play Sundays, the Park board has given the lovers of baseball something which has been desired for the past several years. The league has aI- ways furnished thea best brand of baseball and the fans are sure of sec ing good games at all: times. Both the Singers and the Chain teams are well up in the Industrial league race and are well matched, so that the game Sunday should prove well worth seeing.
 On Saturday the Chain team will play the sIsocemobile team at Seaside. park, and the Crane team will meet the U. M. c. team at Crane field. Both games will start at p. m.
The Bridgeport evening farmer., 1916-06-22
Local and Outside
HARVARD DEFEATS
 YALE AND CLEANS UP ENTIRE SERIES

Cambridge, Mass, June 22-Har- yards commencement holiday crowd thronged Soldiers Field yesterday af- ternoon to see the Crimson win a sec ond game over Yale and to take it's final championship series with clean sweep. There was no such hairz' raising finish as at New Haven the day before the Crimson winning, to 1, always having the game in hand r
 Yale got it's lone run midway through the game, and for a moment in the eighth inning on Tuesday, was happy in a tie score. Once again, however, Harvard had an i'm mediate punch to drive itself ahead, and before the game was fully six innings old had secured it's full com plement of runs, and then pushed through for an easy finish.
 The game for six innings was a pitchers battle between Carl Harri- son, a youngster brought up a finger by Fred Mitchell this year, and Watrous, the Yale left-hander, who pitched last years game on Soldiers Field.
 Last season Harrison, whose home is in Cincinnati, was one of the fresh men infielders, but Mitchell has spent the entire season with him, and yes terday was his first appearance on Soldiers Field to start, or even finish a game.
 The youngster went the distance, Ya1e's six one-base hits being scat tered through five innings, and had it not been for a wild throw past Nash by Bea1 in the fifth Harrison would have, had a shutout to his credit. He used his head, and had a well develop ed drop ball and a splitter well un- der control
 Watrous got through the game with 1 four hits. but one of these, a double l by Tuesdays hero, Percy, started things for Harvardfs tieing run in the fifth. In the sixth, with men on third and second bases, Beal, who drove home the tieing run at New Haven yesterday, lashed a, clean, centrefield single and sent Harvard's last two runs dancing across the plate.
The Bridgeport evening farmer., 1916-06-22
CALL TO MILITIA
 CHANGES TIME OF
 BIG THAMES RACE

New London. June 22-At a con ference of the representative of Yale and ] Harvard held at the latter's varsity quarters late yesterday after noon and attended by Captains Low and Morgan, Coach Herrick, Manager Felton, and official Referee w. A. Meikelham, the. following statement was given out for publication when the meeting adjourned:
 ~ 'At a meting between the Yale and Harvard university crew representa- tives and the referee of the races it was unanimously decided that, owing to the probability of a postpO1lement of the morning races and the danger of a further postponement until Sat urday, and in view of the fact that certain members of the crews must report for military service not later than Friday night, the hours for row ing the morning races should be changed and the freshman race be rowed at 9:30 a. m. down stream on the lower two miles and the second varsity at 10 a. m. over the same course.
 the varsity race should be rowed down stream at 5:45 D. m. Yale and Harvard very much regret this change from the original program but have deemed it absolutely neces- sary on account of the orders which
 members of the crews have received to report for military duty not later than Friday night
The Bridgeport evening farmer., 1916-06-22
NO HIT GAME BY
 RED SOX PITCHER

Boston, June 22-George Foster pitched a hit game at Fenway Park yesterday afternoon, only three Yankees reaching first base, all by way of the deadhead route. The Red Sox won by 2 to o.
 Though they did not hit the Red Sox farmer boy'' safely, the Yan- kees drove the pill hard. /On the de- fence the Yankees played splendidly, the outfield pulling down many hard drives. Sensational catches were made by Magee, High and Gilhoo1ey. Magee ran forward at full tilt and made a one handed catch of a drive from HobhtzeIl. Gi1hoo1ey, going at top speed pulled down a long smash from Lewis, turned quickly and threw to the plate just a second too late to snare Janvrin, who was on third when the ball was hit. Highs contrib ution was a great catch off Gardner down near the bank in left centre.
 Shawkey was hit hard but had good control. He did not pass a Red Sox hitter. He was nicked in five of the innings and frightened up at other times when it seemed as if he were in danger.
The Bridgeport evening farmer., 1916-06-22
EASTERN LEAGUE
 MEETING TONIGHT TO COLLECT BONDS

New Haven, June 22-Vice Presi- dent Dan O'Neil, of the Eastern league, has called a special meeting of the organization to be held at the Hotel Garde tonight. No information was given out as to the purpose of the gathering. but it is probable that the cases of the Lowell and Lawrence clubs who failed to file their bonds at the specified time, will be taken up.
 Assurances from the upper end of the circuit that the league would con tinue on its present basis until the end of the season may be repudiated by the moguls at the Garde tonight It is certain that the bad weather that has followed the new organiza- ton for the past two months has drained the finances of most of the owners to an alarming extent. It may be that a cooperative plan is on foot to aid the, weaker clubs.
The Bridgeport evening farmer., 1916-06-22
BALL PLAYERS PASS
 TIME ON RAINY DAYS
 IN SOME OTHER SPORT

Chicago, June 22.-''What do major Iaeague players do on rainy days ?,' asked a baseball fan at a Chicago ho- iteIs where a visiting club was stop ping.
 ] rThey do everything they can, in- pcluding their teammates,'' replied the big leaguers
 This draws attention to the fact that most all big league players\ enjoy games of chance of all kinds. i Competition of various forms ap- peals to ballplayers. That is why nearly every big 1eaguer of class has taken shine to the game of golf. YThe bonnie pastime given the world by Scotland appeals to Eddie Collins, Hhe college graduate, just as it does to ecrapper, so-called frebrand Of the disbanded Federal league.
 It had rained three days in Chicago without a cessation and perhaps one could find the White Sox and PhiIa- nelphta Athletics scattered in various places playing poker, cribbage, hearts pinochle, billiards, pool and various other forms of sport.
 ls The Sox are pre-en1inently lovers o1 competition of all kinds from poker No mumblepeg. Eddie Collins, Buck EWeaver, Joe Benz and Ed Walsh steal away to the golf links whenever. ar opportunity comes their way. Only superstition keeps Weaver and Col nins off the links in the playing sea- son. Al Mineral Wells, Tex, and Pasc Robles, Cal, these players found great pleasure in visiting the links wher Atthey could spare few hours from basebaH practice.
 There are those who attribute Eddie Colhns' batting slump to his dabbling in the game of golf They are wrong 1n their conclusions, inasmuch as Col. ains hasn't touched a golf ball since l Ar1V-f1 i CnIf 91,41 lting eyes of iTy Cobb, Iris Speaker fHeinie Zimmerman and other stars tS the diamond. Chances are it hasn' Iafrected Collins batting eye one whi more than these stars.
 White Sox players while away tn, Hong hours on trains and on off day in hotels playing pool, billiards, poker tcribbage and other ~opu1ar games Some may be found at the bowlin, a11eys.
The Bridgeport evening farmer., 1916-06-22

For the first time in several years local boxing fans will have a chance to SC a real bixing champion when Al Mccoy comes to the Casino next Mon day night to tackle Hugh Ross of Co., 1umbus, O., in a 15 round engagement. Mccoy holds the middleweight title by virtue of his knockout of George Chip several years ago.
 Since then Mccoy has met all com CTS who wanted to take his title away. Although Al has been in some vicious battles none of the topnotchers has been able to put him Naway. Mccoy does not depend upon boxing skill. He has the punch and is always willing to mix things. In Ross he will meet an able opponent. Hugh has fought in most of the big cities and local
The Bridgeport evening farmer., 1916-06-22

rooters rememb Der how he stayed with Cowboy Shands in a fierce fight at the Park theatre Silent Martin, the New York boxer, has been engaged to train Ross.
 The semi-finaI will be a 15 round en- counter between Young McAuliffe of this city and Joe Grady of Dayton, O. Although Grady is a newcomer to this city he is said to be handy boy with the gloves. McAuliffe is always a will ling battIer so the fans are assured of a good bout.
 Kayo Moran, the favorite son of East Bridgeport, will take on Frank Kenny of New York in the opener. This will be a ten round bout. Mo- ran's ability as a slugger is well known.
The Bridgeport evening farmer., 1916-06-22
ZIMMERMAN BREAKS SHOULDER BLADE; WILL
 BE OUT FOR WEEKS

Chicago, June. 22-Heinie Zimmer- man, third baseman and captain of the Cubs, broke his right shoulder blade in falling down the steps at his home yesterday. The injury will keep him out of the game several weeks. That Zimmerman's absence will be felt was indicated yesterday, when the Cubs lost a double header to Gin cinnati. Heinie heads the list of the club in batting. with percentage of 1928. Ro1lie Zeider will take Zin1- merman's place at third.
The Bridgeport evening farmer., 1916-06-22
NAME LEG0RE TO
 CAPTAIN YALE NINE

Cambridge. Mass, June 22-The Harvard aand Yale baseball hines elected their captains for 1917 last night. Harvard's choice was George E. Abbott, of tAndover, Mass, who was the freshman captain two years ago, and is rated the best college second basenan in the game today.
 Yale's new captain is Harry Le Gore. who played with the nine last season but who this year was ineHgi- bIe because of his Laving played at Quogue last summer.
The Bridgeport evening farmer., 1916-06-22
DErRoITs GREAT sPURT.

The sudden rush to the front of the Detroit Tigers. has been one of the thrilling features of the American league race. A short time ago the Tigers were in the dumps. Their pitchers were being pounded and on the last eastern trip Detroit was a mark for everybody.
 But when the Tigers returned to their home lot the twirlers began to display some real stuff. As a result the team commenced to climb and eastern clubs which visited Tigertown were given a rough greeting. By req son of two victories over Cleveland the Tigers are tied with the Indians for first place today. Because of the great hitting of Cobb and Veach many experts are picking Detroit to win the flag.
 Owner Cornen of the Bridgeport club will dicker with Owner C1arkin of Hartford, for a player, tonight, when the magnates meet in New Ha- ven. The Senators want Jimmy Cur ry of the local club and are willing to give a pitcher or an outf1elder in return.
 4 Catcher George Crook of the Bridgeport team was released last night by Manager Ball. Crook has not been in very good condition and was worried over affairs at home SC he could not do himself justice. Mo shier and Dick O'Connor will attend to the local catching. Bill Martin the pitcher released by the local club has caught on with Worcester.
 The Lowell club, managed by Harry Lord, the former big leaguer, will be here tomorrow for a three game series Lowell has some of the best players in the circuit in Outfe1der Barrows Catcher Kilhu1fen and Shortstop Tor phy.
The Bridgeport evening farmer., 1916-06-22
Short Sections
of Fan Fodder

was never better demonstrated than in the case of Heinie Zimmerman, the Cubs slugger, who was disabled by fall Tuesday night. He was out or the pastime yesterday and the Cubs lost a double header to Cincinnati. In view of Zimmerman's fondness for ales, wines, liquors and cigars the fans are wondering what he was car rying when he fell down the stairs
 Yale has rewarded Harry LeGore by making him captain of the base ball team for next season. The new eligibility rules permit LeGore to play next year and in, view of his great service to Yale in football as well as baseball, it was thought only far to show appreciation by honoring him with captaincy.
 A meeting was held today to select a referee for the Jack DilIon-F'rank Moran bout to be held next Thursday night. in Washington Park, Brooklyn. This stall about picking a referee is also a good press stunt to get space in the newspapers. The managers call each other names, get a lot of valuable
 publicity for the bout and then after
 two three sessions, name a referee they had in mind from the first, Benny Kauff is a, great pal of Jack Dillon's and is roofing for the In dianapolis boy to beat Moran. The | Giant outfelder got acquainted with Dillon when he was playing in In | dianapolis with the Federal league l club When Dillon gets a day of
 he goes to the Polo Grounds and
 cheers for. Kauff.i Dillon's real name 1 is Price.
 \ The Harvard athletic officials made
 a wise move when they returned tC professional coaching in baseball | Fred Mitchell, the old Braves catch 1 CT, had charge of the Crimson boy! | this year and they concluded 8 re | markab1e season by beating Yale twt l straight games in the final series.
The Bridgeport evening farmer., 1916-06-22
NEW HAVEN sFNu-PRO
 TEAM HAS CHALLENGE.

The Italian-American baseball team lof New Haven. one of the fastest semi professional teams in the city,. are out looking for games with any fast teams offering a suitable guarantee All communications will be. received lsby Manager Robert De'Nard, AT Washington avenue. New Haven. Ct.
The Bridgeport evening farmer., 1916-06-22

Richer Strike. 'Is it true that Maude refused a man worth a mil1ion?'' ''It is."
 ''Was she crazy or in lover Neither. She accepted a man worth two millions."-Boston Transcript.
The Bridgeport evening farmer., 1916-06-22
Mean Thing!

Mean Thing! Edith told Clara, under promise of absolute secrecy, of our engage ment Fred-And she has spoken of it everywhere? Edith-No; the spite full thing, she never mentioned tt.-Ex- change.
The Bridgeport evening farmer., 1916-06-22
Apprepriate Authors.

"Our butchers boy wants to improve his taste in literature and asked my advice. What writers would you sug- gest for him?'
 "Why not recommend Hogg, Lamb and Bacon ?''-Baltimore American.