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TaÌˆgliches Cincinnatier volksblatt. [volume] (Cincinnati [Ohio]) 1885-1919, 1916-01-05

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TaÌˆgliches Cincinnatier volksblatt. [volume] (Cincinnati [Ohio]) 1885-1919, 1916-01-05

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TaÌˆgliches Cincinnatier volksblatt. [volume] (Cincinnati [Ohio]) 1885-1919, 1916-01-05
Jener.

= guf Der 9ibne bss Colonial
WanbelbiIo.r 9b.aters i'm Sauie
Ro. 12S Weit s. Strabe, fam geiterr
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finoen, l,amentii4 inter bensn bss
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urfadts. Der bur9 bas Seusr berurs
fu4te S6absn beIauft ii6 auf stipa
800.
TaÌˆgliches Cincinnatier volksblatt. [volume] (Cincinnati [Ohio]) 1885-1919, 1916-01-05
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aOniuIn in Greiheit su febsn fid mel.
germ, trobbem @risasnldnb baraif
beItebt.
TaÌˆgliches Cincinnatier volksblatt. [volume] (Cincinnati [Ohio]) 1885-1919, 1916-01-05
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2ofal 8eridt.
Gr,uin Circle.

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TaÌˆgliches Cincinnatier volksblatt. [volume] (Cincinnati [Ohio]) 1885-1919, 1916-01-05
Mnber Gront aIIss rubia.

Berlin, 4. Sanuar. @uf brabtlOs
fem Wege na6 Gdppille. Das GriesB-
amt melbsts am Disnftag, baB am
Iage pprher on feiner syrpnt etpas
DON @iAtistsit paHirt ieL
Evening journal. [volume] (Wilmington, Del.) 1888-1932, 1916-12-27

United Press Stan Correspondent
NEW York. Dec. 7-Thundoring
through a season Of the tightest base
ball the two big leagues had seen for
many season. winding up their play
with pennants cnched only a lew
days before the bell rang for the cur
tain. the two big leagues flivvored
and slipped I'm 1916 into the strangest
worlds series the country has seen
in many day
Differences between two big
leagues never were more strongly
brought out than IN the worlds SER
les. which resulted in another tilt for
The trophy chest of the Boston Red
SoN.
Brooklyn. fighting it's way through
gauntlet that stretched almost from
last place TO first. held its lead nearly
all season playing phenomenal base
ball a times. and at other times show
ing very bad. a pitching stan hat
oyort0pped every other club In the
league, backed by the heaviest hitting
In the league. enabled the Dodgers
to hold their lead
The oft-stated assertion that tho
and hitting ie FAR superior To that
produced IN the National League. was
given quite a boost when the Dodc
crs amblcd into Boston TO tilt With
The Rcd SoX They fought, credit
must be- given for that quality-but
their fighting wos a woeful asset
when compared TO the finely work
ing machine built mp 10y Bin Carri-
/ gan
with one good game out Of their
systems the Dodgers were unable 80
do much else They did snake ono
game out OF tho miX-up. just enough
TO prevent the Red SoX from ending
n In four games instead of five. The
most brilliant part Of the Dodgers
work was the great pitching display
cd by Shorrod Smith. in the second
game. when he battled Babe Ruth q
a standstill. IN a fourteen inning con
test. that went to the Red Sox.
The old dope bucket was filled con
sidcrably. too. when Hal Chase. nevei
more than a good hitter in the Amer.
lean League. stepped over into Gov
Tener's circuit and pasted the Pill
with such consistency for Cincinnati
/
major organization
on the other hano. Ty Cobb. the
Tiger Star. relinquished the battine
championship OF the American League
for the first time I'm eleven years
The laurel was lodged on the brow.
of iris Speaker who was sold to the
cleveland club by the Red Sox.
The failure Of the Yankees 10 az
am n top place I'm the American
League. due 10 injuries was one OF
the upsets N The season The New
Workers got away 10 a fine start
stepping OUT IN from. early. and hold
ing their lead for some time. Injury
after injury then began 10 strike the
club. and the skids soon we're creased
FOR Bill Donovan's entry
J Three new managers have stcpped
Evening journal. [volume] (Wilmington, Del.) 1888-1932, 1916-12-27
MITCHELL PROMISES STRONG.
PITCHING STAFF FOR CUBS.
BIZ II. c. HAMILTON.

United Press stan Correspondent.
NEW YORK. Dec. 27.-Just before
shaking the dust OF New York off his
feet and boating it for solitude to
think over his task OF remaking the
Cubs, Fred Mitchell, the new mana
ger picked of by Charles II. WEIGH
man. give it out that one thing is
certain when the former smashers OF
the National League get going again.
I'VE will have the best pitching
staff in the league before many sea-
sons have passed" Mitchell declared,
and ] expect to improve II greatly
before the end OF next season. I
don't expect TO win a pennant next
summer, but we'll not finish last,
either"
Mitchell was maxine no idle boast
when he announced that he expected
to improve the Cub pitchers. He'll
have 10 be pretty bad TO make Il
look worse. But It is true that in all
this country of baseball clubs there
is not. man who has had more sue
cess in developing pitcher than Fred
Mitchell. The magnificent array Of
the Braves is sufficient evidence that
he knows his business.
Mitchell was a pitcher when he
first started his career. and he form
ed part OF the staff with which Con
ME Mack hOisted himself into his
first American League Dennant. He
was later with the Phillies and then
was released % Brooklyn. At the
end OF the 1905 season his arm began
to fail and Mitchell was switched to
Toronto.
He did little better there as a
hurler. so ne developed into a catch
err. doing so well that he was taken
up by George Stallings. and given a
job With the Yankees. He remained
there during the two years Stallings
struggled with the New York club.
and when Stallings was released
Mitchell was dropped also
When Stallings was made manager
Of the Braves he Immediately sought
ont Mitchell and took him 10 Boston.
where he has since been Stallings
declares Mitchell is one % the smart
est meu in baseball. He remarked
ofter the deal was put through that
q better mar could not have been
found to revamp Joe Tinkers leav-
ings.
Evening journal. [volume] (Wilmington, Del.) 1888-1932, 1916-12-27
MARSHALL Makes
NEW Chess RECORD
American Champion Plays
I29 Simultaneous Games
In Philadelphia
ONLY LOST NINE
GAMES DURING PLAY

Frank J. Marshall. American chess
champion, gave a marvellous exhibit
ton of chess playing in the Curtis
Building, Philadelphia, yesterday,
when he established a new worlds
record:
Marshall played 129 opponents sim
ultaneously. thereby breaking his own
record of 1O5 contests played at one
ime.
Marshall was beaten by nine OF his
opponents, drew with twenty-three
and defeated ninety-seven. Previous
10 the recess, which was taken from
$50 until $50 o'clock, he lost only a
single match OF his nine losses six
we're due to decisions of State Cham
pion Sharp, who adjudicated sixty
FOUR games at midnight the time
init. AT this period the champion
was anxious to continue, but the Off
Gals in charge Of the exhibition we're
Of a different mind, and the decisions
. we're rendered.
Marshall played seven hours
ELAPSED time" During the course
~ the matches he walked eighteen
niles.
Evening journal. [volume] (Wilmington, Del.) 1888-1932, 1916-12-27
This Year 1916 in Baseball

out for approval since 1916 blossomed
a year ago. Christy Mathewson has be-
come manager Of the Reds Fred
Mitchell viii lead the Cubs next seas
son. and Jimmy Callahan is plotting
the Pirates
The coming season should he a
much more profitable one for the Na-
tional League. than year ago If the
well-known dope bucket sn' kicked
into cooked hat again. the Giants
should be there. or Whereabouts. when
time comes for the playing OF he
worlds sores next fall and indica-
tions are they will make more oil q
success Of ID than the Dodgers did.
Il has boon evident for some line
that nothing would have 10 be done
to STRENGTHEN the west rn end 81
The National Lengue circuit In view
1i fhia. .s almost q certainty that
some trades Will DEE pulled of carly.
Evening journal. [volume] (Wilmington, Del.) 1888-1932, 1916-12-27
X. o. PUNCH!

When A. Ring Fam tips you Off
that Battling Hamm was knocked
cold with a stiff left to the stomach,
lot down the reservation that Fam
doesn't know what he was talking
about
When you read the account of
Knockout Punk knocking Kid Bumm
stiff with a right cross TO the neck,
figure the ringside expert wasn't wise
No doubt Hamm took the count on
the stomach punch and Punk received
credit for a Knockout on the swing TO
the neck, but
There are only two spots on the
body where a man can really be
knocked unconscious.
They are near the point OF the chin
on either side OF the jaw. where a
branch Of the inferior maxillary nerve
crosses the jaw bone.
Johnny Silbane. featherweight
champion. has studied anatomy as
an aid to his profession, and explained
the scientific knockout to me
when you speak Of knocking a
man cold. OF really putting him away.
so he loses consciousness for a time.
there are only two places ON abe
body where il can be dOne-On either
side of the point OF the jaw
"A blow to the stomach or solar
peNss. a hard punch over the heart
or in the neck. even a blow. il hard
enough, to the short ribs may send a
man to the mat for the count. but he
/ is not unconscious.
"A hard blow to the stomach may
knock the wind out Of man and
weaken him so he cant stand. but
he will hear the count and know what
is going on.
"A blow TO the neck properly placed
closes the windpipe and the victim
sinks to the floor through exhaustion.
"A punch over the heart Is weak
ening and a perfect solar plexus blow
partially paralyzes the body. but
neither make a man unscOnscious
"The perfect knockout punch does
not necessarily need TO he hard II
landed right, short iab or hook will
do the work ~ heavy swing
I'm most Of my knockOuts the blow
has travelled only a few inches This
was true in the CLANCY night a short
hook that many spectators did not see
did the work. Some thought CLANCY
was taking. but he didn't move a mus
Gle when the referee turned him over
Evening journal. [volume] (Wilmington, Del.) 1888-1932, 1916-12-27
CREED
MAY PUT STOP TO
CARPENTER TRIP

The greed Of several New York box
ing promoters may cause the French
government TO refuse 10 grant
George Carpenter permission to
come TO America.
Hardly had Tex Richard announced
that he was planning TO pay $4,000
to the French relief fund. on condi
ton Carpenter be allowed to come to
America to box, than half a dozen
other promoters began making offers
for Carpenters services.
The publicity given the matter has
caused dissatisfaction in French Off
cial circles and it is likely that Car
pentier will not be permitted to leave
France.
Evening journal. [volume] (Wilmington, Del.) 1888-1932, 1916-12-27
sALEsIANUM vs.. IA SALE.

The Salesianum basketball team
i'll meet the La Sale College quin-
Z Of Philadelphia. in its second game
: the season in Brownson hall to-
ght.
A keen rivalry has always existed
'etween these two Catholic institu-
ons. Salesianum viii be pitted
sainst a team OF seasoned veterans,
nd fast and exciting game is ex-
nected. for If the local lads show the
anne aggressive spirit which they
lsplayed in their initial game against
ne Philadelphia Business College. IN
which they were victorious. Il will
axe some rare defensive work to
eep the ball out OF the territory Of
ne La Sale aggregation.
Pete Carney. who officiated az the
anne with Philadelphia Business Col
eye, will referee the game.
Evening journal. [volume] (Wilmington, Del.) 1888-1932, 1916-12-27

Maybe it was homelike. just like
sleeping on the beat
II might be a good time for Prince
AIousley 20 make q New Year resolu
ton about getting a ball team next
year.
Pacific coast football teams TO learn
that Dobie will not coach At Washing
ton next year.
Margaret Harmon won in a movie star
Evening journal. [volume] (Wilmington, Del.) 1888-1932, 1916-12-27
Y. N. q. a. eAsKErRALI

The Y. NJ. II. A. regulars and sec
ends practiced last night for Thursday
evenings game. All the members of
The two squads reported at Sam Reiss-
man Hall. Two fast. close games are
expected when the "Y" regulars meet
the strong Norristown Y. M. H. A.
five and the "Y" seconds line up
against the fast st. James quintet of
Stanton.
Evening journal. [volume] (Wilmington, Del.) 1888-1932, 1916-12-27
Cravath Makes More Home Runs in
Five Years Than Any Other Swatter

According TO his own announcement,
Cactus Cravath, the great swatter OF
other years. viii not be in a Philadel-
phia uniform next year, but will retire
TO his home in California.
Tho passing Of Cravath from the
game recalls the fact that during his
five years with the Phillies, he has
Rocked out more home rms than any
player has been credited with in SINH
lar period.
Crsvath has a total Of 81 home runs
Evening journal. [volume] (Wilmington, Del.) 1888-1932, 1916-12-27

for five seasons, an average Of almost
II season.
Starting with II in 1912, Cravatl
poled ont 10 in 1913. repeated with tn,
same number in 1914. hit a high mark
Of "a In 1915, and skidded back TO Il
last season.
The other great homo run getters
Seybold, Harry DAVIS, Schultz, Craw
ford and Baker have never approached
this fve-year recofd.
Evening journal. [volume] (Wilmington, Del.) 1888-1932, 1916-12-27
GEORGE RAYMOND A VISITOR

George Raymond. who piloted the
Vandever club pennantward two years
ago, is visiting relatives and friends
IN Wilmington. George went to Roam
oke, Va, one year ago. but has since
accepted position as craftsman with
Evening journal. [volume] (Wilmington, Del.) 1888-1932, 1916-12-27
81 SPee g ktn8 fSPort

popularity contest. Mary Piclford FIN
ished twenty sixth Maybe some pro-
moter would like 10 trade Mary for
Margaret
II Barney Dreyfuss Is going 10 eel
out, eh'd better do il in the next Is o.
20 years before Honus Wagner is
through.
Fred Mitchell will help $1,000 or sd
Evening journal. [volume] (Wilmington, Del.) 1888-1932, 1916-12-27

Before you appropriate those arti-
Giles you found, IL is only fair 70 look
Tor their owner n the Want Ads. Most
Lost and Found articles are returned
% their owners through III g medium
Evening journal. [volume] (Wilmington, Del.) 1888-1932, 1916-12-27

on his back. as be counted him out.
and he didn't regain consciousness for
several minutes
Kilbane is one OF the few boxers
Evening journal. [volume] (Wilmington, Del.) 1888-1932, 1916-12-27

the Government al Washington. George
expects to take a slant at all tho big
leaguers who touch Washington this
summer
Evening journal. [volume] (Wilmington, Del.) 1888-1932, 1916-12-27
UNSOLyFD MYSTERIES

Why is it a fellow won't hesitate to
ke your last dollar. but would
Their be shot than take your last
aret7
Evening journal. [volume] (Wilmington, Del.) 1888-1932, 1916-12-27

who has made scientific study OF
anatomy. BY his study he knows
where 10 hit to make every blow
count, whether he intends It for "A
Evening journal. [volume] (Wilmington, Del.) 1888-1932, 1916-12-27
Pioneer L. q. Bird Club.
Goals
Fleld Fonl

The biggest bargains in second
hand cars are advertised in the Want
Columns.-Adv
Evening journal. [volume] (Wilmington, Del.) 1888-1932, 1916-12-27
WII snM nIRns MIN

On Christmas Day the Pioneer Lib
erty Rel Bird Club was defeated by
the Alexander Wilson Liberty Bell
Bird Club at basketball. to 2. The
game WIS PLAYED in the Sam Reissman
Han.
Alex. Wilson's L. q. Bird Club.
Evening journal. [volume] (Wilmington, Del.) 1888-1932, 1916-12-27
OLDE STIFF.

Yes. sir. That's a very beautiful
lie. seel I've got one on myself
Which reminds us: Dinny and Tom
ent duck hunting. Dinnv had never
'ad been duck hunting before and
hot duck in the air. Good" says
ON. You got him. "Wurra." saws
hnny, but 7 might as well have
aved tn bullet. the fall would have
He'd him anyhow"
Evening journal. [volume] (Wilmington, Del.) 1888-1932, 1916-12-27
THAT,LI no WISE CIV,

low to cut your grocery, meat and
al bills in half:
Csc an ordinary pair OF scissors.
Evening journal. [volume] (Wilmington, Del.) 1888-1932, 1916-12-27

A Newark cop remained clear through
the New York six-day bicycle race.
Evening journal. [volume] (Wilmington, Del.) 1888-1932, 1916-12-27
AMT NATURE
WONDERFUL
OH AMT 1T curEl

The next agony stunt to watching a
wrestling match is for a fellow 10 be
in a room where there are fifteen wO-
men and a three weeks-old baby.
wow Listen to 'em buzzing the
rubber chatter about the baby all at
once.
Take a dozen eggs. Examine them
closely, they all look the same. The
same goes with babies We like ba-
bies. and they've got all our sympa-
thy, because they have to lie there
and listen 70 the women and are so
utterly helpless.
'Ah! Isn't il the sweetest. cunning
est, cutest, darlingiest thing you ever
saw? Such wonderful eyes. and beau.
tiful hair (13 to IS hairs on baby's
head)i And such cunning toes, and
that cute nose, and those dear, little
flngersi"
No wonder men can't keep a New
Years resolution. Amt women the
funny things? We men never go
into Mysteries over such things de
wei
Y betcha we don't We're more
conservative in our rawlings. We look
at II with a sheepish smile and war
bic, Hes a bright little bird. amt
he? Like nickel. I thinks be looks
like his old man"
Then we tickle II under the chin
with a "Kootchee, kootchee." and
wind up the observation with some
thing witty like, 20 the father, 1T
sleeps a lot. doesn't it, Steve? He
ought TO make a good night watch.
man" And that's all there's to it.
Evening journal. [volume] (Wilmington, Del.) 1888-1932, 1916-12-27

Are you looking for nurse for
your baby this fall? Get a good one
by running a Want Ad.-Adv.
Evening journal. [volume] (Wilmington, Del.) 1888-1932, 1916-12-27

Chicagoans manage the Cubs
Walter Pipp. home nun king, is 20
got a suit of clothes every time he
bangs out homer next year. Walter
will have 70 hire a valet.
Evening journal. [volume] (Wilmington, Del.) 1888-1932, 1916-12-27

The big league magnates are going
o raise the admission prices this
summer- That's a bum way to make
rs mad when the banks are giving 3
per cent.