The Hickman courier., 1916-11-23


York highWayman took his false teeth
along with his other aiuables was,
II hope they bite him"
Bald pates are worth 81 900 apiece.
At least. that is what Jacob Baer OF
Cleveland asks as damages for an ac-
eident which save him a bald pate.
Beer at @ cents schooner" or the
changing of "schooners" 20 "skiffs" is
threatened by the brewers in Cincin-
natl
The Northern Pacific Railroad Co.
announced per cent increase in
salaries Of It's employees who receive
less than $500 a month.
Harold Talbot. 13 years old. was
killed and his brother Ralph OF Long
Point. H., was hurt when their auto
mobile turned over.
Mrs. Rose Leavitt has lost 10 per
fcctiy good pounds. That's why she
Is SUING for divorce. She blames the
Odor OF her husbands tannery In New
York.
Henry Tuerke. 20 months old. who
was pronounced cured in New York
following the serum treatment FOR in
fantile paralysis last summer. Is dy-
ing ia Baltimore from a second at
tack.
Peter Clobis' hobby OF keeping his
debts paid manifested itself on his
ceathbed at Chicago. He caused 10 be
inserted in his VIII the following. Il
owe Eupilus Wilkus $50. Don't forget
TO pay him."
The real reason for W. J. Bryan's
visit 10 New York is to have his por-
trait painted for the department OF
state building at Washington.
Rover's sleepy whines or growls as
h lies curled up before the fire mere
ly show his imagination at work, r.
Waite Joslyn. scientist, asserts.
Harold and Lynn Lovelace. boys I2
and II years OLD. espectively. were
acquitted of "a charge of murder for
the killing Of Prot. r. T. Hamill at
Twin Fails. Idaho
dispatch from Padua. Italy. says
the total number of persons killed OF
wounded by a single bomb dropped oy
an Austrian aviator totaled 81.
Ordered by his landlady TO take q
bath. Jacob Micheler of Chicago, "a.
shot himself through the head rather
than comply
Cosmo Penniz. despondent from
lack of employment. plunged under
ss.. ..isshs-es.r-z. z.ss-..a.-sa4. The Long Island
railroad. Two cars passed over nm,
the train stopped and Penniz emerged
unmarked.
Oscar Heilman of Cackle. y. ID.
placed a stick OF dynamite on his
chest when lying in bed. touched II
OIL and neighbors, seeing the root
blown off. found Heilman's body scat
tered throughout the bedroom.
Because he is too short to join the
United States Army. Vily Pelech, a
Galician. who obtained his naturaliza-
ton papers recently. has returned his
papers.
a London baker found purse con-
tanning notes valued at S575, some
gold and a check for S215. and upon
returning il 10 the owner was given
25 cents as a reward.
While the Melville Na) town mar
sbal was absent from the Jail. setting
handouts for James Grant. a negro. a
mob of 20 men broke in, removed the
prisoner and hanged him to treste
F. G.. Freeman of Timpson, Tex, has
started a movement TO raise fund Of
hal IA million dollars TO build a granite
shaft 1000 feet high at some point in
Kansas in honor OF the women of the
West who voed for Wilson.
The Washington police held up one
election bet payment when Mum
Cannon. George Washington Univer-
sity student. rolling a peanut with a
tOOthpiok. held in his teeth. blocked
the traffic on Pennsylvania avenue.
AerOplane mail routes are planned
between Chicago. Detroit and New
York by Glenn Muffly of the Aero
Club Of America.
Peter Reeve OF Chicago has a wood
en- leg. II got caught in a crack while
he was crawling out the window OF
a saloon he had Just robbed. The Do
lice came and took him TO jail.
Forty-f0ur thousand German naval
prisoners are held by the British and
$1,000 British naval prisoners are held
by the Germans.
IN REACH-OR OUT?
Suppose a fire broke out today
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