The Birmingham age-herald. [volume] (Birmingham, Ala.) 1902-1950, 1916-11-21
Dolly Hears Mrs. Caudle, Jr., Deliver
Some Very Pointed Curtain Lectures
llr Caude Objects to Carrying Mrs. Caudes Bundles)

BS11T isn't often that l ask you to do
anything for me. Mr. Caudle, good
ness knows. but when I do. I'm
always refused-of course! oh, yes, Mr..
Caudle, anybody but your own lawful
wife All the other husbands I know
behave decently at times, but it's differ
ent with you-you never do; Tn always
left to shift for myself. Every other
man who is worthy to be called man
can occasionally bring a few bundles
home for his wife, but not so with you,
Mr.. Caudle; you are afraid youll be
taken for a messenger boy, or that some
body will say you've been shopping your
self, or-goodness knows what"
''As if it were disgrace for a man
| to- carry his wife's bundlesl It seems TO
me that it only proves how good and
kind and considerate he is of his poor,
hard-worked, wretched wife. Besides,
gave you the smallest bundles in the
entire bunch. 1 took all the large, cum
bersome ones myself. / gave you one
little bundle containing two bolts of pink
ribbon to make rosettes for little Susle's
| bonnet; l gave you a tiny package con-
| tanning the baby's cap; 1 handed you
| the package with little Johnnes shoes
| in it l asked you to kindly take the
package containing half dozen PAIR of
silk stockings for myself certainly as
little as any wife could ask of a hus-
| band.
! why couldn't they have been sent to-
morrow? Merely because I needed the
things early in the mornng-earlier than
/ the deliveries are made in the suburbs
besides | couldn't have gone to the party
at Mrs. Tattle-tales tonight with you if
l hadn't brought the silk stockings home,
| as ! haven't pair to my name. But,
/ of course, you must object Mr.. Caudle.
| There was time when the mere sug-
| Sestlon of a pair of silk stockings for
me aroused your keenest interest; time
was when you realized that L had q
comedy foot, yes-and ankle, too-but now
| that I'm married to you. these 20 years,
don't possess either. No, I'm not an
angle, Mr.. Caudle; don't say that; 1
know very well what l am. l dare say
you'd have been delighted to have brought
| a bundle of silk stockings home for old
! Tattle-tales niece; that horrid, simperinS,
kittenish, blonde, who flirts with you in
! the streets. L suppose you'd even like
| to purchase the silk stockings for her
and take them to her yourself and prob
ably put them on. You wish old Tattle-
| tales neice was in Egypt? Not you, Mi.
Caudle; that's only your aria sample
ecutive secretary of the National Coun-
| Gil of Jewish Women, who delivered a
splendid address on Sunday evening at
| the Temple Emanuel. The table was
arranged in triangle and was decorated
with yellow chrysanthemums. DR.. Morris
Newfield was POSTMASTER and short
talks were made by Mrs. Dreyfus, Mrs.
Sidney Ullman, Mrs. Maurice Lenk, Mrs
Hirshfield and Mr.. Monte Ullman Among
the guests We're: Mrs. Dreyfus, Mrs.
| Leo Oberdorfor, president of the Council
of Jewish Women; Mrs. NJ. Adler, Miss
Clara Adler, Miss Jean Flies, Mrs. M.
| Flies, Mrs. Godfrey Goldman Miss Sadie
Spielberger Mrs, d. Friedman, Mrs. Ben
We'll, Mrs. Max Blach, Mrs. M. Bern
helm, Mrs. j. Beitman, Mrs. Charles
Meyer, Mrs. Sam Mayer, Mrs. Fred Ca
heen, Mrs. Lily frost, Mrs. Herman
Saks, 44rs. Robert Aland Mrs, M. Erd-
rich Mrs J. Levine, Mrs. A. j. Levine
Mrs Louis Schulhoefer, Mrs A. S. Low
enthal, Mrs M. Faux Mrs. 1. We'll, Mrs.
! Lehman, Mrs. Sidney M. Ullman, Mrs
William Wise, Mrs. Louis Gelders, DR..
and Mrs. NJ. Newfield, Mrs Louis Pizitz,
Mrs Philip Oster, Mrs Klushing, Mrs.
Jerome Sterne, Miss Edna Guggenheim,
Mrs. E. Gold, Mrs. Lass, Mrs. M. d.
| Hirsch, Mrs. Newmark, Mrs. l.. Letaw,
Mrs. Sam Sterne Mrs. S. Lehman, Mrs.
|
Band, Mr.. and Mrs. Monte Ullman, Mrs.
Louis Saks, Mrs. Leo Loeb and Mrs. IL.
| Markstein.
Miss Margaret Coleman entertained at
a luncheon yesterday in honor of Miss
| Doris Moughon, who will be married to-
morrow evening to Mr. Claughton. n
large basket filled with white tulle and
here and there in the tulle were tiny
Cupids and wedding bells. AT each place
were tiny candlesticks and small baskets
filled with bonbons. Among the guests
were: Mrs. w. S. Moughon, Miss Doris
and Miss Mallie Moughon, Miss Eugenia
Byars of Montgomery, Miss Margaret
Iiowman of Atlanta Mrs. John McAlphine
of Mobile, Mrs. Houston Jones and Mrs.
Walter Unzicker of Reeders.
Among those who have been asked to
receive with Mr.. and Mrs. Edwin Ball
on Friday evening at the Southern club.
when they will entertain for their younS
daughter, Miss Mary Ball and Miss Kath-
crime Ledbetter are: Miss Alice Bowie,
Miss Josephie Evins, Miss Leila Robinson,
Miss Elizabeth Prince, Miss Catherine
Carey Miss Elizabeth Massey, Miss
Susie Haskell Miss Susie Green and Miss
Gillian Goodall; Mr.. and Mrs. Charles f.
Abbott, Mr.. and Mrs. Edwin M. Ball, Mr..
and Mrs. Thomas Edwin M. Ball, Mr..
S. L. Ledbetter, Mrs. John G. Henley,
Mr. and Mrs. A. G. Smith, Mr.. and Mrs.
Sidney Smith, Mr.. and Mrs, Willard Will
son, Mr.. and Mrs. Parker Wilson of
Cleveland, Mr.. and Mrs. Ira Armstrong,
DR.. S. L. Ledbetter, Jr., Mr.. Q. M. P.
Piper Mr.. Walter Henley.
One of the most delightful affairs for
Miss Doris Moughon was the dinner given
last evening by Miss Gertrude Motor
at the beautiful home of her parents, Mr..
and Mrs. Thomas H. Motion, Highland
Park.
The table was decorated with pink
chrysanthemums and lovely place cards
marked the places for Miss Moughon
Miss Katherine Ross, Miss Eugenia BY
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