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Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1916-01-14
English Writer'S Ignorance.

Duke Chalmers, the essayist, was
talking about war writer's.
"A great grist of English literary
hacks he said, were thrown out OF
regular work when the war began,
and so they all turned themselves into
our military correspondent and Ia
died out optimistic soothing strip to
the public in the daily press at q
guinea a column.
"One writer reminds me of the
young lady who once carried on a
glib naval argument with Admiral Ma.
. han at dinners A third person said
to her in some establishment:
Why, how well you talk up to the
admiral on these abstruse naval top
ics!'
Oh said the young lady, i've only
been concealing my ignorance
Not at ALL said Admiral Mahan,
gallantly Quite the contrary"
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1916-01-14
Consumption Of Gasoline,

In estimating consumption of gaso-
line statisticians usually figure con-
sumption by motor owners as the prin-
c1pal demand on refners and lump
other consumption as not OF great i'm
portance. However, President Brace
OF the National Association Of Overs
and Cleaners, recently called atten-
ton to the great amount of gasoline
used by cleaning establishments. He
says that the annual consumption of
gasoline for this purpose in the Uni
ted States exceeds 100000 gallons
and is increasing all the time. Clean
ers, according to Mr. Brace, use gaso-
line as laundries do water, and in fig
uring on the consumption of gasoline
In this country he says the statisti-
clans must not forget the great de-
mands made on the refners by the
cleaners.-Wall Street Journal.
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1916-01-14
Credit

= Credit Is an estimate Of your capac
ity to worry about paying your bills
which is held about you BY q lot OF
total strangers Credit IL also q belief
held of your ability to pay for some.
thing long after you have ceased to de-
rive any benefit from It. Credit Is like.
wise a gauge Of your willingness to
deceive yourself into the belief that
you can afford to buy something be-
cause You cannot pay cash for it II
everybody paid cash there would be
no bond issue. DO huge clerical forces,
no national debts. no armies or miti
tary systems, no schools such as exist
today. no war, no degenerate fashions
nothing but plain. everyday living
Credit enables everybody to live tic
titious existence. Nothing exceeds like
credit.-Life.
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1916-01-14
High Finance In China.

II Is an esta blished custom in China
that a new company must pay divi-
dends to its shareholders from the FIRST
years Of its existence, and this forms
Invariably a clause Of the articles Of
association Some concerns which fail
to realize a profit have to contract Q
high interest loan In order to pay divi.
.dends In full 1t is this practice that
compels companies to contract loan
after loan until they are plunged into
a helpless state. Furthermore, when
a new company is established It Il
from the start tied down to system
Of commission paying In every pur-
chase as well as in every sale of the
company commission goes with 1t,
which is therefore counted into every
payment and receipt. thus occasioning
the need of an unnecessarily large
amount Of capital.
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1916-01-14
Difficult Trading.

The trade between India and Tibet
has to be carried through lofty pass
es between $4,000 and $4,000 feet high.
most of which are practically impassa-
BILE during seasons of heavy rain and
snow Sheep and also crosses between
yaks and ordinary cattle are used as
beasts of burden. The most important
route into Tibet from India Is from
Sliguri. near Darjeeling in northern
Bengal. and across the small frontier
state of Sikkim to Gyantse and Yatung
In Tibet the two leading trade marts
authorized by the existing convention.
The other chief means Of access to
Tibet are from Almora. In the north
ern part of the united provinces. and
from Simla over the Simla-Tibet road
to Gartok In western Tibet, which Ia
at about 1920 feet elevation above the
sea-
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1916-01-14
Tenant Defense Leagues.

The workers war emergency com.
mittee of Great Britain, in consid-
Grafton of the increase of house rents
throughout the country, are organic
ing conferences to be held in all the
chief industrial centers within. the
next few weeks with view to form
ing tenant defense leagues. These
leagues are to organize the tenants
with the object that they shall refuse
to pay the increased house rents dur
ing the war. 1t has been indicated
that the government would take &C
ton against the abusive demands OF
landlords, but the workers war emer.
gency committee will carry out their
present plans.
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1916-01-14
First relearaphina.

New worlds records for fast and
accurate telegraphing were made a
the international telegraphic tourna
ment in San Francisco a few weeks
ago.
Richard C. BARLEY transmitted the
fastest and most perfect Morse" by
ticking on 40 railroad messages with
out an. error In 20 minutes and IS sec
onds, and beating the automatic trans
mitters.
George w. Smith, Jr., won the ~
ceiving contest by taking and traA
.scribing without an error. 40. railroad
messages in 81 minutes and ~ SEQ
onds.
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1916-01-14
seaMaIl Proved True.

The value and durability Of the
great sea-wall built at Galveston fol-
lowing the disaster of 1900 were amply
demonstrated on August IL and IS,
when storm probably equaling In
fury that which devastated the city Is
years ago, swept the harbof. Com
munication across the six-mile arm OF
the sea between the Texas mainland
and Galveston Immediately was cut
of, the concrete causeway on which
the railroads enter the city having
been preached. The wind and sea
hurled themselves upon Galveston for
two days and nights. But the great
concrete sea-wall successfully resisted
the fury of the elements, although the
rain turned the streets into rivers.
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1916-01-14
Coughs and Colds
Not to Be Neglected

Anyone will realize the seriousness
of neglecting a cold if he observes
results of such neglect among his
acquaintance. How often have you
heard, He caught cold. didn't do any.
thing for it and it turned into"-then
some dreaded disease is named.
= Ordinary colds yield to prompt
treatment at the beginnings. That Is
why every family should bSssupp1ied
with a reliable cough medic he-one
that will heal raw and inflamed sur
faces, loosen the phlegm, allay irri-
tation, ease the hoarseness and stop
the tickling sensation in the throat
that does not permit one to sleep.
Foley's Honey and Tar Compound
Is Invaluable for relief of coughs,
colds, Group. whooping cough, tick
ling in throat, tightness or soreness,
grippe or bronchial coughs. II con-
tains no harmful ingredients. 1t IL
healing, soothing, efficient and pleas.
ing.
WALT.H~ + SMOOT
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1916-01-14
Dawn Near Armentieres.

One of the most poignant memories,
1t may be, that have brought back
from the war is the unearthly beauty
of the dawn in that low country,
writes British captain in the Allan
tic Monthly. Morning after morning
l watched it, and the wonder never
ceased. Water, mirroring willows and
the silvery sky, stood ever in the fore
ground; the low farm houses lay mys'
FERROUS; the battered church was
whole again. With the full light and
an awakened world the picture was
commonplace; in the half light and
the silence ita beauty seemed the one
spiritual element in . ravaged world.
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1916-01-14
OF Prehistoric Ace.

Two petrified skeletons-one Of q
nan Of giant stature and one other Of
q woman, much smaller-were found
in q cavern blasted out Of solid blue
rock in a Hutton (Pa) hillside BY
quarrymen. Biologists who have ex.
amined the skeletons say they svt
aeutly bsloas 70 . prehistoric age
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1916-01-14

Invest you money In the per cent
certificates of the Shen.. Valley Loan
& Trust Co., Woodstock, Va. Sc
curity ,unquestioned.l Interest pay
able semi annually, and Certificates
redeemable any time after six months
no short potice
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1916-01-14
Church Directory.

METHODIST EPISCOPAL SOUTH.
Every Sunday at II A. M. and 1880
r.. Nj. Rev. ). r. JACOBS.
Pastor.
PRESBYTERIAN.
Woodstock-Eyery Sunday Ii A
M. and 1880 PM, except 2nd Sunday
Mt. Jackson-Second Sunday II A
M. and 7.30 P. NJ.
New Market-2nd Sunday at p. m,
REV J. "A. MCMURRAY.
sa5 Pastor
LUTHERAN.
Every SUNDAY II A. NJ and 7.30
pm. REV. s. w. KUHNs, Pastor.
CHRISTIAN.
secord Sunday, II A. NJ. and 7.30
Pi NJ. REV. J. D. HAMAKER
EPISCOPAL
: There will be services in the Epis-
copal Church every Sunday morning
at II o'clock--until flu, tier nvtice.
Rev. g. B. PALMER, Rector.
REFORMED
81, Paula Woodstock-2d and 18th
sundays Am. Every Sunday night
Calvsry-1st and 3rd SUNDAYS A N.
REv ~ N. NOACKR. Pastor.
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1916-01-14

Put YOUR savings in the Savings
Depar tment of the Shenandoah Val
ley Loan and Trust Co., Woodstock,
Va. at per cent compound interest.
Amounts OF $1.O0 and upwards re-
ceived. The only savings institu-
ton in the county for the accomula-
ton OF the small savings of laboring
men, women. and childI On.
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1916-01-14
Trespass Notice.

We notify all hunters not TO trest
pass on our lands with guns, dogs or
traps. If not needed the law mus
take its course.
Sue C. and Carrie E. McInturff .
Nov. 12-tf. - ------4 -..-.---
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1916-01-14
Not So BAD a. Painted.

With all the millions spent BY
Uncle Sam in the construction OF the
Panama canal there has been but one
charge Of graft It concerned q slight
fraud in the matter Of purchasing to-
bacco. Graft in this country Ii not
so bad a. it Il painted In the Euro
pean Journals. Detroit NewA
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1916-01-14

WESTBOUND from Woodstock.
No. 23-Daily-2:09 a. m. Loca
for Barrisonburg. Arrive Harrison
burg $50. a. m.
No. 49-Daiiy- 1858 p. M. Loca
for Harrisonburg. Arrive Harrison
burg 2:30 p. m. Buffet Parlor Car.
No. Il = Daily = $40 p. nj
Local for Harrisonburg. Arrive
HSrrisonburg 1915 p. m.
EASTBOUND-fro Woodstock.
No IL Daily $50 q. m.
Limited for Alexandria and Washing
ton. Arrive Washington 1850 q. m
Buffet Parlor Car.
No. Is -Daily-4:26 p. III. Loca
for Alexandria and Washington
Arrive Washington 9:15 p. m. Buffet
Farlor Car.
No. "a - Daily 6:55 D. m
Local from Harrisonburg to Stras-
burg Arrive Strasburg 7:30 p. m.
E H. CoAPMAN, Vice-President anG
Gener al Manager.
w b TAYLOE, Passenger Traffic
Manager.
a. F. CARY, General Passenger Agt.
C. w. WEsTBURY, Gen. Agent,
Washington, D. G.
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1916-01-14
FOR SALE

Several good farms and town prop
critics well located. If you want one
at a bargain, call on, or write to-
w. w. LOGAN,
Dec 4'-tf. Woodstock Va.
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1916-01-14

american Linotype to Africa.
The first American linotype machine
has recently arrived in Tripon, AZ.
RIGA, and been installed by La Nuova
Italia, the only newspaper in. ~
colony. go ~
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1916-01-14
SnENANDOAu herald

A0YDRTI8IN0RATB9
Advertisements will be inserted
st One Dollar per square of TEMP
Ines or less, for the first insertiou n
end 30 centsfor each suhseouent
insertion.
> 0Quarterly or yearly adver
tisements by contract.
~ Unless the number of inser.
lions 10 marked upon the manu-.
script, advertisements WILDE pubs
lished until forbidden and charged
accordingly.
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1916-01-14

Barber Shop.
Court ST., WooOsTocK Va.
Warden Fravel, Pr"pr.

Shave. =. 10 Haircut. Is
SINCE. ... Is Shampoo. Is
Facial Massage..... Is
Tonic Rub. -. and 10
Shaving Corpse. 100
Shave away from shop Is
Haircut q 30
Haircut and shave away from shop Sc
"a Prompt attention given to al
custOmSers.
A shan Of the vublic patronage
solicited
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1916-01-14
Hugh NJ. Carpenter,
UNDERTAKEN,
ST. LUKE, = VIRGINIA.

Having recently purchased Joseph
NJ. Ryman's Undertaking Business,
consisting of full line OF burial
goods. will continue the business
at the old stand. Have had ten years
experience as an undertaken and have
engaged an expert embalmer to do
that work when desired.
Low prices, prompt service and
courteous treatment to all.
Phone In residence.
Oct 20 5M os. Il
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1916-01-14

HHRALD JOB orHIcH
complete in every respect. Work
done on short notice and on the most
reasonable terms.
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1916-01-14
SOUTHERN RAILWAY.
Premier Carrier Of the South

Schedule figures published only as
inform alton MOI Guaranteed +"
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1916-01-14

Even pampered and beribboned Per.
sian cats valued at thousand dollars
enjoy an occasional romp out Of doors
a. much as the most plebeian.
The Arvada enterprise. (Arvada, Colo.) 1908-1970, 1916-01-20
RARE ADDITION TO MUSEUM
Specimens Of Congo Game, Insects
and Snakes Collected by a Member
Of tho Staff.

The bongo and okapi hrc animals
only In museums. after they arc
stuffed. They are extremely rare
both inside and outside OF museums
and the American Musoum OF Natural
History IL shortly to be enriched by
mounted specimens OF beth. along
with somo 10000 African insects, /. 500
snakes and 10000 catn!ogucd subjects
OF all kinds. The collection In tho
result OF six years work In tho Bel.
CLAN Congo by Herbert Lang Of the
museum stan. Among the 20. 900 spec
linens are $500 examples CT Imple.
savage arts and crafts, including the
art OF living. The number OF gpcci.
mems In no large that one IL 1t we'd
to wonder what the natives had left
to sell to the next explorer after Mr..
Lang had finished his collection. Tho
okapi is zcbralikc animal, very
timid, ard only two or three white
men have ever seen II. Mr.. Lnng cap.
turod baby okapi. which hnd been
deserted by its mother en- tho ap.
proach OF the hunters. The baby got
along vol until the supply Of milk
gave out, and then it's pclt was added
TO the collection. Beside the bongo
and oknpi skins the collection includes
skins OF tho giant Gland. white rhi.
noceros. Hons. elephants. buffalos and
many rare bIrds.-Chfistian Herald.
The Arvada enterprise. (Arvada, Colo.) 1908-1970, 1916-01-20
What the Doctor Knows
KIDNEYS MUST BE RIGHT TO
INSURE HEALTH

Few people realize to what extent their
health depends upon the condition of the
kidneys.
The physician in nearly all cases of Sc
rious illness, makes chemical analysis
OF the patients urine. He knows that un-
Ses the kidneys are doing their work
properly, the other organs cannot readily
be brought back to health and strength.
When the kidneys are neglected or
abused in any way, serious results are sure
to follow. Therefore, it is particularly
Necessary to pay more attention to the
health of these important organs.
An ideal herbal compound that has had
remarkable success as a kidney remedy is
III. kilmer's Swamp Root
The mild and healing influence of this
preparation, in most cases, is soon real.
lied, according to sworn statements and
verified testimony of those who have used
the remedy.
When your kidneys require attention,
ct Swamp Root at once from any phar-
macy. 1t is sold by every druggist in bot.
Ties Of two sizes--50c and 800.
However, if you wish first to test this
great preparation. send ten cents to DR..
kilmer 4 Co.. Bingham,on, n. Y, for a
ssmple bottle. When writing he sure and
0s0tson this papor.-Adv.
The Arvada enterprise. (Arvada, Colo.) 1908-1970, 1916-01-20

South park, over the Midland railway,
for gathering wild flowers.
Down the steep slopes of the pass
dashes in turbulent foam the Fontane
Qui Bouille, past the pretty summer
resorts dotted along its course. Down
this pass came the Utcs in the winter
to fight the Cheyennes on the plains,
and up the pass In summer came the
Cheyenncs to return the compliment
and fight the Utes.
AS the stars and wreaths of electric
lights ut Manitou are thrown into
unearthly brilliancy by their back
ground Of somber mountains, 30 the
story of the dark and bloody days OF
Indian warfare only accentuates the
contrast between them and the gayety
of the spa Of the three red canyons.
the trey OF hearts, pulsa:ing with life.
musical with orchestral or band con.
certs and the song OF the rushing
F'ontainc.
Not far from Manitou. directly to
s'iS 'aoet ii'o Soioi lHsS
between them IL Colorado City. tho
pay roll town" Of central Colorado.
Cripple Creek gold finds its way down
hill! 20 this point, where 100000 tons
OF ore arc annually treated.
A huge couchant lion, TO the south
OF Colorado Springs. looms the bulk OF
Cheyenne mountain.
The mountain Is scanned by two
canyons. North and South Cheyenne
The latter cleaves the mountain to
its base with narrow ravine, cut
down 1000 feet in the solid red rock
by the mighty hand OF centuries The
canyon is thickly wooded and termi
mates in an anphitheater Of rocks
down which leaps Cheyenne Creek I'm
succession CT seven falls from n
height OF 700 feet. A quarter OF a
mile upstream one comes to Midnight
Falls. and short distance farther
Juniata Falls are to be seen.
The Arvada enterprise. (Arvada, Colo.) 1908-1970, 1916-01-20

fault, so ! took Dodd's Kidney Pills
They were the means OF saving my
life"
Dodd's Kidney Pills. 5Oc per box at
your dealer. or Oodd's Medicine Co.
Buffalo. N. Y. Oodd's Dyspepsia Tub
let's fer Indigestion have been proved
Soc per box. Write for Household
Hints. also music OF National Anthem
English and German words) ana
recipes for dainty dishes All 3 sent
free.-Adv.
The Arvada enterprise. (Arvada, Colo.) 1908-1970, 1916-01-20
Al 'CIes and Ills,

Lady Chichester. wifo OF Sir Ed.
ward Chichester, Bart. is dcyoting her.
self TO war work H. her homo In tho
country that cook once described M
all 'alcs ana MIS- Doyonians them.
selves own that their hills nro "nicker.
tus.' but "sarkcumstnnccs have made
them 30, and thiccy fnok there hnnt no
getting out Of" Tho ChichcBtcrs arc
not Of tho ancient Devon stock.
Observation-Disclosures. When tn.
ConQucror camo were at home. Lon.
don Evening Standard.
The Arvada enterprise. (Arvada, Colo.) 1908-1970, 1916-01-20
'CASCARETS" FOR
SLUGGISH BOWELS
No sick headache, sour stomach,
biliousness or constipation
by morning.

Ncl lV-Sthl uoA HO".
Turn the rascals out-the headache,
biliousness. indigestion. the sick. sour
stomach and foul gases-turn them
out tonight and keep them out with
Cascarets.
Millions OF men and women take q
Cascaret now and then and never
know the misery caused by a lazy
liver. clogged bowels or an upset stom-
ach.
Don't put In another day OF distress.
Let Cascarets cleanse your stomach:
remove the sour. fermenting food:
take the excess bile from your liver
and carry out all the constipated
waste matter and poison In the
bowels. Then you will feel great.
A Cascaret tonight straightens you
out by morning. They work while
you sleep. A l0.cent box from
any drug store means n clear head.
sweet stomach and clean. healthy liver
and bowel action for months. Chill
dren love Cascarets because they
never grippe or sicken. Adv.
The Arvada enterprise. (Arvada, Colo.) 1908-1970, 1916-01-20
n n ANITOU, the far-famed Col
M orado watering place, lies as
in cradle nest. in a cup.
u Shonpd pIau which 10 proDpr-

in a cradle nest. in cup.
shaped glen, which is proper
ly the opening of Ute pass, AT an ele-
vation of 6,l23 feet above sea level.
The town is shut away from the winds
by a majestic mountain wall, whose
precipitous sides rise almost from its
streets. Pixies Peak, trending west
ward and Just visible above the crowd
ed submits. CLEANS like silver hem
to the blue mantle of the sky, writes
Gilbert McClurg.
Manitou is essentially a summer wa
tering place. Although its excellent
sewage, its modern means and meth
DDS of living render it n desirable
place Of permanent residence, yet 1t
Is best known as an agreeable sum
mer watering place. 1t offers tour
lists accommodations ranging from
tent and automobile camp, modest
boarding house or picturesque bunga-
low to modern, eXcellently equipped
hotels in varying style proportional to
all purses.
These center around the wonderful
group of radioactive mineral springs
in the towns heart, where the resort
hotels, Swiss chalets or bungalows.
line winding avenues or dot hillside
terraces bright with flowers or foliage
shaded.
Its Springs Bring Health.
Varied as to analyses, ManitOu's
fourteen springs are strongly impreg.
m
lithia, lime, potash and other health
full elements. They are specific for
stomach. kidney and blood diseases
and rheumatism. while highly tonic
and beneficial to the nerves.
In radio.activity the gases of the
Shoshone spring ut Manitou have 3l.2
mache units and Navajo geyser at
Manitou has 1873 units. while Johanna
bad spring at BadenBaden has 1866
units and Vichy but one unit.
Pagosa springs are almost identi
cal with the waters Of Carlsbad, and
Bad Nauheim is duplicated at Glen.
wood Springs. The thermal waters
OF Idaho Springs. near Denver. are
chemically akin to the Sprudel wa.
ters OF Carlsbad. Bohemia.
At Wagonwhoel Gap, Colo. there
are three famous hot springs, the Hot
Saline, Hot Soda and Boiling Spring.
and cold lithia springs. These springs
are similar in general naturalization
to tho waters OF Ems. Germany.
Clarks Wells in Pueblo arc "A high
ly valued group OF mineral springs.
The Arvada enterprise. (Arvada, Colo.) 1908-1970, 1916-01-20
FOR BABY RASHES
Cutieura Soap 10 Fest Because 90
Soothing and Cooling. Trial Free.

II baby Ia troubled with rnshcS, &C.
1emas. feelings, chaimgs or hot. irri.
lated skin follow Cuticura Soap bath
with light application OF Cuticura ONT.
mont to the affected part, Nothing 30
soothing. cooling and refreshing when
no Ia fre,ful and slcsplcsa.
Free sample cach by mar with Book
hddrcss postcard. Cuticura Dept. l.,
Boston. Sold yrrywhoro-Ady.
The Arvada enterprise. (Arvada, Colo.) 1908-1970, 1916-01-20

How ARE you getting along with
Miss Gadson3'
Il think I'm ahead OF all the other
fellows 20 far. as | have the fastest
motor car In town"
II sec"
But III be out OF the race II she
ever gets acquainted with n fellow
who owns II highpower aoroplanc."
The Arvada enterprise. (Arvada, Colo.) 1908-1970, 1916-01-20

ralgia. cramps In
my muscles. pres.
sure or sharp pain
on tho top OF my
head and nervous
dizzy spells. ! had
o I h or symptoms
showing that my
I<ifinpyH wero at
The Arvada enterprise. (Arvada, Colo.) 1908-1970, 1916-01-20
SAVED MINISTER'S LIFE.

Rev. W. II. Warner. Frederick. Md.
writes: "My trouble was Sciatica.
My back was affected and took the
form OF LumbagO. also had Neu.
The Arvada enterprise. (Arvada, Colo.) 1908-1970, 1916-01-20
RECIPE FOR GRAY HAIR,

To half pint Of water add o. Bay Rum, .
small box OF Barbo Compound, aud OF. OF
glycerine. Apply to the hair twice . week
until 1t becomes the desired shade. Any drug
gist can put this up or you can mix 1t at
home at very little cost. 1t will gradually
darken streaked, fnded gray hair. and re-
moves dandruff. 1t Is excellent for falling
hair and will make harsh hair soft and glossy.
1t will not color the scalp, is not sticky or
greasy, and does not rub oif.-Adv.
The Arvada enterprise. (Arvada, Colo.) 1908-1970, 1916-01-20
Left Behind,

How do you like Chugson?"
Not at all"
Why. he speaks well of you"
Perhaps he does. but he's always
di9paraging my motor car"
Aren't you mistaken about that"
Certainly not. I've had to take his
dust too many times"
The Arvada enterprise. (Arvada, Colo.) 1908-1970, 1916-01-20

Sometimes you have to hit man
70 make him keep quiet, 30 that you
can save him from drowning"
Yes. and the time to do 1t is when
he first begins to rock the boat