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The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1916-01-27

The Rev. E. C. Hibsmann. pastor of
the Cote Brilliante church. is telling
this on a member of his congregation
A good elder, hearing his young
hopeful in a quarrel with a neighbor
boy, went out to investigate in time
to hear the following:
You shut upl My mammals baby
is just as good as your old baby" said
the neighbor boy
"Tain't neither" retorted the elders
youngster. whose parents had recent
ly purchased a new auto. Your baby
is an old last years one, and ours is
1916 model-"-St- Louis Globe-Demo-
crat
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1916-01-27

Washington, D. C. = Through the
good Offices of the United States, the
German, Austrian, Turkish and Bull
garian consuls at Saloniki, who have
been held under arrest by the allies on
board a French warship in the harbor,
are to be released. George Einstein,
head of the American legation at Sofia.
has been instructed by cable to surren-
der the British vice consul there who
took refuge in his quarters when Bull
gsria ordered the arrest Of enemy con-
sulsr officers in retaliation for the
seizure of the consuls at Saloniki.
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1916-01-27
Liquor Seized i Pvhbidos Raid
a Fashionable Seattle Resst

Seattle-The Rainier club, the prin-
cipal club in Seattle, was raided late
Tuesday by deputy shsriffs who confis-
Gated 400 quarts of whisky, cham
payne, gin and other intoxicants. The
raid was made under direction of Sher-
if Robert P. T. Hodge, who obtained
search warrant authorizing his dep
uties to enter every room in the large
clubhouse at Fourth avenue and Mar
ion street.
None Of the liquor was found in the
old barroom or in the clubs storeroom
in the basement. Most of it was
found in trunk hidden in q locked
linen closet on the fourth floor. The
house manager said that he had no key
to the closet and the officers forced
open the door.
Other seizures were made in men,
bers' rooms, where more than the stat
utory allowance Of two quarts of
spirituous or IL quarts of malt liquor
was found. The property Of members
having less than these amounts was
not disturbed.
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1916-01-27
VIA Colonies Executed.

Juarez, Mex.-Two Villa officers,
Colonel Wales and Lieutenant Colonel
Cisneros, were executed at Guzman,
chihuahua, Sunday, according to adj
vices received here from Casas
Grandes by the Carranzs commandant
here. Two Villa generals with small
bands have sought amnesty. Colonel
Wales was the leader of bandits who
terrorized Durango and chihuahua
state before the Msdero revolt 1t
was be who also had charge of the ex-
ecutions which followed the capture Of
Juarez by Villa two years ago.
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1916-01-27
Chinese Rebels victors.

San Francisco-Sixty Thousand rev.
olutionary troops have defeated the
forces of Yuan Shi Kai, in the prov
ince Of SEE Chuen, according to a
csbIegram received here from Shang-
hal by Tong King Chong. president of
the Chinese Republic association The
battle ended with the capture and oc-
cupation of Tsue Chow Flu by revolu-
tionary forces, who, the cable said,
were also threatening Cheng Tu, cap
ital of the province of SEE Chuen-
The losses in killed and wounded, the
cablegram said, were about 1000.
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1916-01-27
Mastodon Bones at University.

? University Of Washington, Seattle.
Bones which are reputed to be those
Of a mastodon, unearthed at STAFFORD,
near Wilson Creek In eastern Wash
ington, are to be studied by scientists
at the University of Washington Cur
ator Frank Hall, OF the state museum
on the campus. was notified OF the
discovery and has asked that the bones
which were found be sent to the uni
versity for examination Later Earl
L. Packard, of the geology faculty, will
visit the beds to superintend further
excavations.
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1916-01-27
NORTHWEST MARKET REPORTS;
GENERAL CROP CONDITIONS

Portland-Wheat- Bluestem, SLIP
per bushel; forty-fold, SLOT; club,
N.04; red Fife, $1.02; red Russian,
$1.01.
Eastern Oregon timothy, $i7
@l7.60 ton; valley timothy, SAG
1850; alfalfa, SIT q 10; oats and
vetch, s13.
MilIfeed - Spot prices: Bran, S23
ton; shorts, SIS; rolled barley, 5000
|31.
Corn-whoIe, sS7 ton; cracked, s3s.
Observation-Disclosures, $1.26 doz- /;
tomatoes, Californis, $3.50 a LIS
crate; cabbage, 81 cwt.; garlic, 1bc
pound; peppers, 15@l72c; eggplant,
Is q TIC; sprouts, &c; horseradish,
Bic, cauIifiower, ST. 5 dozen; celery,
IS crate: beans, 10@l22c pound; let
tuce, g. 40@2. 80 crate; peas, 8@10c
pound.
Green Fruits-Pears, $1@1. so box;
grapes, 81 barrel; cranberries, $3.50.
Potatoes Oregon, 81. so a LIS per
sack; Yakimas, $l.b0@1.7b; sweets.
$2.76@3 per cwt-
| Onions-O Oregon, buying price, SITS
I. O. b. shipping point.
Apples-Spitzenbergs, extra fancy,
$2.25; fancy, 81; choice, $1.25@1. so;
Jonathan, extra fancy, $3.50; fancy.
SIPS; choice, 81; Yellow Newtowns,
extra fancy, 81; fancy, $l.76; choice,
81 a 1.26; Baldwins, extra fancy,
$3.50; fancy, SLIPS; choice, 81; rus
sets, orchard run. 81.
/ Eggs-Buying prices: Oregon ranch
premium, 33c dozen; No. l, 30c; No
2, 27c; No. 8, zoe. Jobbing prices
Oregon ranch, candled, 35c@37 dozen
j Poultry = Hens, small, 15c; large
Ice; small springs, 16@16c; turkeys
live, Zoe; turkeys, dressed, choice
| 26c; ducks, l2@16c; geese, 12@13c
Butter = City creamery, cubes, ex
tras, selling at &c; firsts, 29c; print
and cartons, extra Prices paid Il
producers: Country creamery, ESQ
29c; butterfat, No. /, &c: No. 2, Csc
II Cheese - Oregon triplets, jobbini
buying prices, tic pound, f.. o. b. dock
Portland; Young Americas, 18c-
Veal-Fancy, 122@l3c pound
Pork-Fancy, BIC pound
i Hops-1915 crop, 9@114c pound.
II Wool = Eastern Oregon, 1925
pound; valley, 25@26c; fall lambs
wool, 25c; mohsir, Oregon, 28c-
Cascara bark-Old and new, 3}@4
pound
Cattle-Choice steers, $7.25@7. rs
good, $6.75@7; medium, $6.50@6. rs
choice cows, $5-50@6; medium, SAT
@5.25; heifers, $4@6. 40; bulls, SIS
"a. 80; stays, $3@5.25.
Hogs = Light, $6.75@7.25; heavy
/ IS. 1906. 25.
Sheep = Wethers, $6@7.25; ewes
"a. 25@6. So; lambs, $7@8.25.
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1916-01-27
u-Boat Gould Garry Milk.

New York-Thst it would be entire
1y feasible to have submarine mer-
chantmen carry milk to the babies in
the central empires was the opinion
given by Lieutenant Commander Craft,
of the New York navy yard. to the cit
izens' committee for food shipments.
eff the submarine were constructed
for the purpose" said Lieutenant
Craft, there is no scientific reason
why it could not make 4 voyage across
the Atlantic with q cargo The idea
of submarine for blocksde-running is
new but practical"
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1916-01-27
Fruit Business Makes Big Gain.

Puyallup = The bookkeepers of the
Puyallup & Sumner Fruit Growers
association are completing the annual
inventory of the business, from which
will be made the regular report to the
members and stockholders at the an
nual meeting in February. While the
figures have not yet been given out,
expect the amount of products handled
by the association during the last
year, it is stated on reliable authority
that the total business for 1915 will
amount to at least third of a million
dollars more than in 1914. The 1914
business was approximately 81 $50,
900. Last years increase was more
than % per cent.
Dairymen of the valley are planning
to organize COW testing association.
Prof. E. o. Gibson, Of the State
college, will take leading part in the
work as soon as he can find time from
his other duties as dairy instructor al
the winter school. A committee con-
sisting of W. J. Langdon, c. L. Boss,
Adolph Loncke, ]. A. Stronghold and
DR.. F. B. Gault is doing the necessary
advance work among the dsirymen.
1t is roughly estimated by experts
that one-third of the cows in Pierce
county are "bosrders," that is, the
milk does not pay for their feed ant
upkeep. The testers association
teaches the dairymen how to find thest
cows 80 they can dispose Of them snt
get better ones in their places 1t will
also advise the members as to the bes'
kinds of feed.
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1916-01-27
Britain to Dilute Labor.

London = The urgent necessity of
speeding up the supply of munitions
has determined the government to put
into force Immediately plans for the
dilution of skilled labor with semi
skilled, unskilled and female workers
in all controlled establishments. In q
statement on the subject in the house
of commons, Premier Asquith an
nounced that the government was con-
WINGED that this plan offered the only
prospect Of securing a sufficient supply
of munitions to enable the war to be
brought to 4 speedy conclusion
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1916-01-27

ointment and resinol soap. This
proved so remarkably successful. that
thousands of other physicians have
prescribed it constantly for over TWEEN
ty years
Resinol usually stops itching in
stantly. healing the eruption quickly,
unless it is due to some serious inter
nal disorder. Resinol Ointment and
Resinol Soap can be bought at any
druggists. and are not at all expen-
siye. Write for free sample, Dept 6-S,
Resinol, Baltimore, Nd
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1916-01-27
Belgian Food Shin Sails.

New York = The steamer Celebes
sailed Tuesday night for Rotterdam,
carrying l55, 900 sacks of wheat and \
quantity Of beans and clothing, con-
tributed to the Commission for Relief
in Belgium by the committee in Pitts
burg and Western Pennsylvania
The Celcbes carried = banner be-
tween her masts bearing the inscrip-
tion. "Pittsburg and Western Pennsyl-
vanis relief ship" The cargo Is val
ued at $3.50, 900 exclusive of the cloth
ing. and was contributed by $4,000
persons.
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1916-01-27
Peace Meetings stormed.

London-A peace meeting arranged
for Sunday evening at the Brother
hood church in northern suburb was
stopped by a group Of civilians and
soldiers. The platform was stormed; ;
blows were exchanged; the piano was
overturned and the peace banners were
torn down The police closed the
building after the disturbance had con-
tinued for an hour. Anit-compulsion
meetings in Manchester, Crews and
other cities resulted in lively scenes
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1916-01-27


prevented from entering the church by
the opposing faction, but Sunday ar
rangements had been made to say mass
under the protection of the sheriff who
called on the state police.
A detail of dozen troopers was on
hand when services were to have
opened, but 80 forbidding was the atti-
tude Of the crowd that call was sent
in for more and "a responded
Before the reinforcements arrived
the mob had attacked the first detach-
ment and when the second reached the
scene most of the damage had been
done. A second riot ensued, in which
the fighting was spectacular
When Father Kurkowski, surround
ed by state troopers, reached the
church crowd of 800 men and women
already had gathered The sheriff
pleaded with the mob to dispense and
permit the priest to enter the church.
The mob ignored him and began to
throw red pepper and mustard into the
faces of the sheriff and troopers
Then the church bell began to toll
AS if this were a pre-arranged signal.
the mob charged the sheriff and the
troopers Captain Pitcher, who stood
beside the sheriff, was struck on the
head with heavy club. As he stag
gered back one of the rioters hit him
with stone. He fell unconscious into
the arms of one of his men and was
carried through the crowd to house
near by.
Then the call was sent for reinforce
ments. Eighteen troopers hurried
from the local barracks to the scene.
Riot sticks were brought into action
in an effort to dispense the mob. The
women fled in terror. The men stood
their ground and one after another
fell.
Trooper Hummer was in the thick
of the fight when burly man crept ur
behind him and struck him on the head
with heavy club. Hummer dropped.
In another moment his assailant was
stretched out beside him by a fellow
trooper.
Troopers made wholesale arrests OF
the ringleaders- These were taken in
to the basement of the church anf
placed under guard
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1916-01-27
Soldier Sarcasm

The cavalry instructor was lectur-
ing severely a particularly wooden
headed recruit
How many times have 1 got to tell
you." he asked. never to approach
horses from the rear without speaking
to themz One of these days they will
be kicking you on the head. and then
we will have a lot of lame horses on
our si''-Tit-Bits-
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1916-01-27
InocuIate Leaumes.

The Department of Bacteriology Of
the University of Idaho is now about
to enter upon its third year in supply
ing dependable cultures for the inocu-
lation of seed previous to sowing. This
time has been required to determine
the minimum price at which these Gull
lures could be furnished. The depart
ment has concluded, from this expert
ence, that it can supply such cultures,
delivered, at the nominal cost to the
purchaser. of ten cents per acre.
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1916-01-27

A cockney angler, thinking his High
land boatman was not treating him
with the respect due his station. ex-
postulated thus:
Look here, my good man, you don't
seem to grasp who l am Do you
know that my family has been entitled
to bear arms for the last 200 years."
"Hootsl That's naething." was the
reply. my ancestors have been titled
to bare legs for the last 1000 years."
Chicago News.
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1916-01-27
Blood Transfusion Urged.

Chicago Confident that blood trans
fusion will save the lives Of many II
applied in cases Of gas poisoning. Cor
oner Hoffman sent = letter to every
hospital in Chicago giving instructions
as to the preservation Of blood to be
used in life-saving work. he said he
would provide blood containers for any
hospital. Experiments indicate that
blood can be safely kept 80 days. There
have been 1923 deaths from asphyxia-
tion in. Chicago in the last IL years.
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1916-01-27
state of Happiness.

1--WE should do our best to live In
comfortable and happy surroundings.
That's a good idea." replied the
conspicuously contented citizen; but
it's impractical II everybody were to
move to Kansas our beautiful state
would become overcrowded- Wash
ington Star.
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1916-01-27

Have Healthy, Strong. Beautiful Eyes
Oculists and Physicians used Murine Eye
Remedy many years before Il was offered As
Domestic Eye Medicine Murine is Still Com
pounded by Our Physicians and guaranteed
BY them MS Reliable Relief for Eyes that Need
Care. Try It In your Eyes and In Babys Eyes
No smarting-Just Eye Comfort. Buy Murine
Of your Druggist accept no Substitute, and II
interested write for Book of tho Eye Free.
MURINE EYE REMEDY Co.. CHICAGO
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1916-01-27
Excused.

Are you aware" asked the land
lady. that your room rent is three
weeks overdue?"
"I'm awfully sorry" said the man
who occupied the third floor hall
room, "but the gaslight in my room is
so dim that | haven't been able to
read those little reminders you've
been slipping under my door"
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1916-01-27
UnsociaI.

THAT new Teller don't seem to give
a heck for society"
what makes ye think sol"
"Why, he's lived here fer q week
and burned eff he's been down to see
the train come in once!"-Browning's
Magazine.
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1916-01-27

Good morning!" said an old lady
briskly, entering bakers shop. Per
init me to compliment you on the
lightness Of your bread" The baker
rubbed his hands and smiled benignly.
Thank you, madam" he said fondly.
but respectfully. 1T is my aim to
bake the lightest bread in this city"
And you do It," said the old lady.
1T II gets much lighter it'll take two
Of your pound loaves to weigh 16
ounces. New York Journal.
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1916-01-27
Lesson One.

do you know how to run an auto
moible?"
Certainly" replied Mr.. Chuggins.
whats the first thing a man who
has just bought machine ought to
do7"
Begin work on a set OF New Year
resolutions relating to economy. tenn
perance and all the other meritorious
forms Of self-restraint- Washington
Star.
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1916-01-27
Always Open.

Sunday School Teacher-Children
do you know the house that is open
to all. to the poor. the rich, the sad.
the happy. to man and to woman. to
young and to old-do you know the
house / mean?
Small Boy-Yes. miss-the station
house-Boston Transcript
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1916-01-27
More Orders for Oregon Hops.

Portland-The hop market is frmer.
with a broad and healthy demand.
Orders are more plentiful than at any
time since the year opened The Hub
bard & Jones lot of 204 bales at indie
pendence was bought by Mcclellan at
10 and lii cents
s. T. Edmiston. of Sherwood, has
started a movement for the formation
of an association or bureau Of grow
ers, the object of which is to collect
information, independent of the deal
ers, as to the exact quantity of hops
grown in the state He believes the
growers are seriously handicapped by
the lack of such information, and
thinks that q properly organized body
can obtain the data accurately. 1t is
his intention to take the first steps
toward organization in this section
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1916-01-27

Aliens Foot-Ease is a certain cure for hot
sweating, callss, and swollen, aching feet Sold
by all Druggists Price Sc Don't accent any
su bstitute- Trial package FREE A6dreIu
Allen s Olmsted. LIE Roy. s. Y
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1916-01-27

Why to Avoid Accepting Fsvors-
BE careful about taking favors of
people, my boy"
"Why?"
Because once a man does a favor
for you. you are in his debt for life-'
Detroit Free Press
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1916-01-27
Never Certain.

"It's a case of love at first sight"
"Well. maybe it will work out all
right took four years to select my
husband. and look what l got"-De-
troit Free Press.
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1916-01-27

that one has 10 be We
careful. There is o
method. however, Il
you need not hesitate
use, even on a bah
tender skin-that is. I
resinol treatment. X
mol is the prescrip-
ton of a Baltimore Z
doctor, put up in
the form of resinol
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1916-01-27
Gold SNAP Hurts Market.

The quietest period the Portland
Yamhill- street public market has had
was during the cold snap. according to
the report Of Matchmaker Eastman,
submitted to Commissioner Bigelow.
The market took in but S. for rental
Of stalls, whereas the usual earnings
amount to many times that amount
each day. The market was practically
deserted because of the difficulty of
keeping produce and particularly fruits
and vegetables. Meat was about the
only commodity offered for sale on the
market.
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1916-01-27
Would Find II There.

I'm looking for a very cold winter"
~Well, why don't you go to Alaska ?"
Boston Transcript
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1916-01-27
Cattle in Grant County Die.

Wenatchee, Wash.-A great deal Of
stock is reported rs dying in the south
ern part of Grant county from stsrva-
ton and exposure in the worst storm
that has visited that section in years.
The temperature dropped to 10 degrees
below zero on several nights, and this
with driving snow and wind, made
it severe for the stock, which has been
accustomed to winter out G. L. Man
derville returned from trip almost to
the Frenchman Hills, getting his stock,
and reports that he found several head
belonging to others dead on the way.
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1916-01-27
What to Do for
Itching Skins

Eczema, ringworm and other itch
ing, burning skin eruptions are SO cas-
lily made worse by improper treatment,
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1916-01-27

ye.s Of sDeci.lhinx IN v.><isss ss< ssruss ssay-
iastsf cstmrH- II unob<ainzhle. order direct
TIE CUTTER LABORATORY. BsrksIss. California
The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1916-03-30
FOR G. A. r. COM MMANDER
Capt. n. C. Streeter of Brattiebort
VIII Accept.

Brattleboro, March 2S.--At an an
nual encampment OF the Vermont de
1artment, G. A. r., to be held in Bur
lington April Is and 10. it is probable
hat Capt. H. C. Streeter OF Sedgwick
post will be a candidate for depart
nent commander. sedgwick post, at
its last meeting voted to instruct its
lelegates to vote for him, and Capt
Streeter has had numerous assurances
If support from other posts of the
state.
General r. S. Peck, who served TO.
ONE months in the same company o
he First Vermont cavalry. assured
apt. Streeter a year ago that he
would give him his unqualified suppori
his year. Col Thomas Hannon o.
Bennington has urged him to be a can
iidate and pledged him his support
Department Commander George z
Martin of Montpelier is another whc
las rendered his support.
Capt. Streeter is adverse to enter
ing a contest for the office and ha
ne rendered him unanimously but his
'riends declare that he will be the
lext department commander.
Capt Streeter, who is past com
nander of Sedgwick post of Brattle
boro, enlisted here as a private il
'ompany F, 1st Vermont cavalry, ant
erved in that organization as private
on-commissioned and commissioned
officer, finally being discharged as cap
ain. He was made sergeant il
luly, 1864. and commissioned captain
february .. 1865. He served in 4
battles of the rs in which his regiment
whole or in part, participated an;
vas wounded in the abdomen and il
he left arm at the same time Angus
"A, 1864, in the Shenandoah Valley.
He has been pension agent here TO
The last II years and is engaged in tn
real estate business. He is truste
If the Vermont Soldiers home in Ber
aington and is 75 years old.
The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1916-03-30
SCORES ADMINISTRATION
II
Rooseve. s., Wilson Policies Have
Dis Stc the Country.

Oyster Bay, N1nNarch 29.-In a
bitter denunciation ~ esident viii
son, which he made tonight,
Colonel Theodore Roosevelt charged
that by the policies adopted in treat
ing with Mexico, preparedness, and
the European war, the Administration
| had placed this country in an infamous
position and had courted the "possibili
ty of the most terrible disgrace and
disaster in the future
Taking as his text what he termed
| the Presidents utterly baseless" in
timations that sinister influences We're
at work in Mexico to bring about arm
ed intervention, the Colonel put the is
sue squarely in the form of challenge
to answer series of questions about
the Mexican situation. He accused the
President and his subordinates of be-
ing "woefully to blame" for the situa-
ton which is now confronting the
country.
Coming as it did after a series Of
political conferences with leaders OF
the Progressive and Republican Part
les in some of the principal Republican
stronghOlds, the last of which was held
today with Congressman Gardiner of
Massachusetts, but one Interpretation
was placed on the Colonel's statement
by politicians tonight. 1t was looked
upon frankly as the opening gun in a
rousing campaign for the Colonel to
awaken the country in an effort to
bring about the overthrow of the VIII
son Administration.
The Roosevelt adherents were in an
enthusiastic frame of mind because
the Colonel, by his statement, had
taken this first step as the leader in
fight for military preparedness, and it
left no doubt in their minds that Roose
welt would be ready to accept nomi-
nation and go into strenuous politit
cal campaign if they could bring about
his selection by the Republican and
Progressive National Convention on
June Z as the standard bearer,