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The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1916-04-01
RELIEF FOR COLONIES
URGENTLY DEMANDED

But what's a colonic? Anybody's la
BILE to be one
A colonies disposition is liable to be
as sour as his stomach.
He's a melancholy individual and
suffers from headaches and a poor ap-
petite-in fact is out Of sorts all over.
His entire trouble is due to the abb
sorption of poisons from fermenting
food substances which have remained
too long in the intestinal canal
The simple and universally recog.
nized treatment for such condition
is castor oil which can now be taken
without suffering fro mthe nasty taste
and smell.
Castor oil is the only medicine that
heals the bowel membranes, and it
doesn't form a habit
Covington's CASTOR-JELL is "a per
cent pure, old reliable castor oil, with
delicious orange flavor added. It's
the laxative found in the home medi.
cine chests of physicians. On sale at
Thistlethwaite drug stores. The Cas-.
tor Products Co., Cleveland, Ohio
Adv.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1916-04-01
Events in Liberty
BY Elizabeth Draper.

Mrs, Harry Little and little son
Robert, are the guests of Mrs. Titles
parents, Mr. and Mrs. Milton Maxwell,
this week. Miss Mary Bryson of the
Western college is spending her spring
vacation, the guest of Mr.. and Mrs
Leo c. Maxwell :. The Delta Theta
Tau sorority met at the home of Miss
Catherine Morris. Tuesday evening.
-. Mrs. Albert Bertch is spending
this week with friends in Cincinnati.
=. Mrs. Lou Ryan and daughter Mary
Ellen, are visiting friends in Cincin-
natl this week Miss Bess Colyers
returned home Wednesday from visit
with Miss Nell Brandenburg in India.
napolis
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1916-04-01

Dr. Mayo has treated number without
as
Kidneys Bladder Blood
Female
mENA
doubt durable
anything
sional reliability is
SPECIAL ATTENTION GIVEN TO DISEASES
PECULIAR TO WOMEN
will POOREST a we'll
advice 4
visit All
a
BLOOD POISON SKIN DisEAsEs-We willie
a sores.
STRUCTURE, KIDNEY BLADDER
us. me mt benefit
FlSTULA-We
surprised will
benefit
so.
o
w r. MAYO, M. D.
S43 North Delaware Street. Indianapolis Indiana
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1916-04-01
ChamberIain's Couch Remedy.

From small beginning the sale and
use of this remedy has extended to all
parts Of the United States and to
many foreign countries. When you
have need of such medicine give
Chamberlain's Cough Remedy trial
and you will understand why it has be-
come so popular for coughs, colds and
Group. Obtainable everywhere.-Adv.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1916-04-01

Verify, the days of miracles are not
over. The dead have been doing
wonderful things lately. One is rest
ing comfortably" another ''is earning
good living"
We can see how Harry Hickman.
who fought with the English in the
trenches, would be more valuable to
the United States in the effort to
catch Villa than we would.
Muncie must be jealous of Terre
Haute's notoriety.
Another reason why our globe trot.
ting city officials don't like their jobs
Is these trips to Pittsburg, Rochester
and Cincinnati.
Cheer up. Secretary Learner an
nounces that there are number OF
persons on the list who are expected
to subscribe to that $1,000 fund. So
licitors may not have overlooked you
Speaking of happiness, we know q
man who has good time ina ginning
how much money he would have made
had he invested in some stock which
has jumped one hundred points within
the last week.
Sure the price of horseshoes remains
the same. But who wears horseshoes
The end-seat hog will soon be com
planning that he doesn't like hot
weather.
Even though the first fly had beer
seen. the street sprinkler started OF
her 1916 run, there still remained &
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1916-04-01
LAWDER CHILD DIES.

NEW PARIS, April 1.-Alva Densel
Lawder, aged Is months, son of Mr.
and Mrs William H. Lawder, died at
the home Friday morning. Private flu.
neral service will be held at the home
Sunday afternoon, Rev. F. F. Nc.
Laughlin, officiating. Friends may
call Saturday, evening
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1916-04-01
new PASTOR ARRIVES

NEW PARIS, O., April 1.-The Rev.
George F. Critics of eastern Ohio, has
accepted the pastorate of the New
Paris Christian church and has arriv-
ed to take up his work, preaching his
first sermon of the year Sunday. This
live church has kept up it's work for
several months in the absence of a
pastor,
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1916-04-01
CROWN PRINCE ARRIVES.

LONDON, April 1-Crown Prince
Alexander, of Servia, arrived here to-
day from Paris. He was given an en-
thusiastic greeting, the official vel
come being extended by representa-
tives of the government.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1916-04-01
SNAKE CAUSES FALL.

CONNERSVILLE, Ind, April l.
Small boys manufactured a snake and
laid it out on the sidewalk Alice Ber-
ling came along, saw it and jumped
back. She fell and her left arm was
broken.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1916-04-01

The number of muscles in an ele-
plants trunk has been estimated at
10000, which is larger number than
any other creature possesses in its
entire body.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1916-04-01

A dispute over sum of eleven shil-
lings and two pence was recently set
tied in England by the joint efforts of
five lords, and at cost Of nearly
SIS, 600.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1916-04-01
PETITION FOR cHANee

. LIBERTY, Ind, April City Attor
neE W, F, Bossert and City Clerk Man
roe DuFaii' were in indianapolis Wed
nesday and Thursday PRESENTING =
petition from the town of Libertr ~
lore the state utilities commission e o
change in the water rates o-i 'o'
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1916-04-01

B ne,ss win relatives in Dayton. O. and
Beillountaine, o.. Clare Ole. 80
daughter Francis. spent THURSDAY n a'H
friends in Richmond 'a' Win
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1916-04-01

From June 2-1S, at Indianapolis, Ind.
International Brotherhood of Book
binders will convene.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1916-04-01

doubt about spring being officially
here, until the BARRIERS across the
street emerged and stood on the side
walk with their arms folded. Spring
is here.
The April fool gives away secret
that he has kept pretty we'll guarded
for the other 364 days in the year.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1916-04-01

in. mere mere are loo telephone exchanges
ln' Japan and the system represent
an investment of $26, 900. 600 MS
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1916-04-01

Even though the first fly had been
seen. the street sprinkler started on
her 1916 run, there still remained a
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1916-04-01

Sure the price of horseshoes remains
the same. But who wears horseshoes?
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1916-04-01

Another reason why our globe trot-
ting city officials don't like their jobs
is these trips to Pittsburg, Rochester
and Cincinnati
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1916-04-01

The end-seat hog will soon be COM
planning that he doesn't like hot
weather.
Martinsburg W Va evening journal. [volume] (Martinsburg, W. Va.) 1913-1920, 1916-03-22

All Mems Trousers Is OFF.
Martinsburg W Va evening journal. [volume] (Martinsburg, W. Va.) 1913-1920, 1916-03-22

25c, 35e and soc Suspen-
ders 19c
Martinsburg W Va evening journal. [volume] (Martinsburg, W. Va.) 1913-1920, 1916-03-22
COLE YOUNGER Is
DEAD IN MISSOURI

70, Cole Younger, famous outlaw Of
border days, but Of late years q de-
voLt church attendant and peace5u}
citizSn died at mis- home in Louis
Martinsburg W Va evening journal. [volume] (Martinsburg, W. Va.) 1913-1920, 1916-03-22

b7 Mr. Vandervoa at The close Of
bo work
MIR j. g. sears or Portsmouth, o.,
.ep. eentnr tie s. by shoe. Is with
2t V Fiery today
The Waxahachie daily light. [volume] (Waxahachie, Tex.) 1894-current, 1916-05-03
Tho Killed Evxons-

The Greek soldier may present 10
some highly humorous picture In his
ballet skirts and tunic. Despite his
pecrGarlties OF dress-which. by the
way. are scarcely more peculiar than
those of some other nations-he IL an
excellent fighting man.
The cvzono. IA he IL called. would no
more abandon the skirt than would n
Scot his kilt II Is part of his ma
tional honor. a part Of his personal be-
ing. It Is right handed down to
him from ancient times. a bus relief
of the soldier who fought at Marathon
shows him in similar costume. His
costume Is no ephemeral piece of cloth
ing, for IL is worn with the dignity Of
ages behind it, The evzones are ig-
norant Of fear. and If they look any
thing but soldierly their appearance is
bellcd by their ability TO fight under
extraordinary conditions. - Syracuse
STANDARD
The Waxahachie daily light. [volume] (Waxahachie, Tex.) 1894-current, 1916-05-03
into the blood.

Men and women who can't get
feeling right must begin to take in
side baths. Before eating breakfast
each morning drink a glass OF real
hot water with teaspoonful Of
limestone phosphate in it to wash
out of the thirty feet Of bowels the
previous days accumulation OF poi
sons and toxins and to keep the en-
tire alimentary canal clean, pure and
fresh.
Those who are subject to sick
headache, colds. biliousness, consti-
patton, others who wake up with
bad taste, foul breath, backache,
rheumatic stiffness, or have sour
gassy stomach after meals. are urged
TO get a quarter pound of limestone
The Waxahachie daily light. [volume] (Waxahachie, Tex.) 1894-current, 1916-05-03
GOV. r. q. GLENN.

I have said that Lowell was the
youngest man ] ever knew. IL Is also
true that | never knew any other man
who had a greater dread of growing
old than he He would sometimes say
to me Il was twenty-five years the
younger, "oh. you'll begin to feel 1t
pretty soon"
The last time ! saw him he gave me
n curious and somewhat pathetic indi-
cation OF his interest In this subject.
] happened to be In Boston for day
and went out to see him In the teeth
of terrible March blizzard. | thought
he seemed rather lonely. He told me
that Hoppin had called upon him not
long before. He said that he looked
well and seemed 10 be In good health,
but he noticed that when he went out
he was little awkward In getting
down the front steps. When / left
Lowell came to the door with me and
stood there, evidently waiting to see
how i negotiated the front steps. At
the age ut which l then was there was
no reason why there should be any
thing the matter with my action. But
the incident was characteristic of
Lowell and of his intense interest In
the subject of youth and age.-E. S.
Nadnl In Harper's Magazine.
The Waxahachie daily light. [volume] (Waxahachie, Tex.) 1894-current, 1916-05-03
Old Time Toast Drinking

There used to be an old superstition
that 1t was bad luck to drink a toast
with n person standing behind the
drinker. The reason for the supersti-
ton IL this:
Edward the Martyr by the contrfv-
ance of his stepmother. Elfrida, was
stabbed In the back rs he was drink
Ing. 1t Is said that from this affair
arose the custom Of having the man
on either side OF the toast drinker
pledge him According to William OF
Malmesbury. 1t was the usage when
person was about to drink health to
ask a neighbor at the board to pledge
the toast II the neighbor answered
Yves" he held up his knife or sword
to guard the drinker as he Quafred.
for while man Is drinking he Is nee
essarily In an unguarded posture and
exposed TO treacherous stroke.-New
York Sun.
The Waxahachie daily light. [volume] (Waxahachie, Tex.) 1894-current, 1916-05-03
SAYS BODY Is A
POISON FACTORY
Urges Everybody to Drink Glass of
Hot Water Before Breakfast.

Just as coal, when it burns, leaves
behind certain amount Of ineom-
bustible material in the form of
ashes, SO the food and drink taken
day after day leaves in the allmen-
tary canal a certain amount of in
digestible material. which If not
completely eliminated from the sys-
TEN each day, becomes food for the
millions of bacteria which infest
the bowels. From this mass of
leftover waste, toxins and ptomaine
like poisons are formed and sucked
The Waxahachie daily light. [volume] (Waxahachie, Tex.) 1894-current, 1916-05-03
s.eadine., In Business.

Why plugging beats dash In the bush
ness world is explained by business
man In the woman's Home Compan-
ion.
"One thing that is hard for n young
man to learn Is that the race In bust
ness IL not to the swift, but to the
steady" he says. ut was not until
after marriage that / learned that Be
fore / was looked on as a man OF abfl-
ify, but unreliable. held half n dozen
jobs, one after another. and was proud
of the fact that. I could apparently
make good anywhere l went to busi-
ness every day with kind Of chip on
my shoulder As long as my boss
was good to me l would condescend
to work for him, butt was as free
from responsibilities as the wind
There was as good Job for me In
Butte, Mont. as In Chicago. So.
while employers paid me well because
/ delivered the goods. no one OF them
regarded me IA man to DO built into
his organization"
The Waxahachie daily light. [volume] (Waxahachie, Tex.) 1894-current, 1916-05-03
Clever Amateurs.

Dozens of old graduates We're back
and they talked lot about themselves
and lot more about others not SC
fortunate as TO attend.
Most OF cur old crowd are married
and happy" said one.
Married, anyhow" said another
with the grin that always accompanies
this silly joke.
II accept the amendment" returned
the first speaker but chiefly on &C
count Of poor Billy Tompkins. He
had an unfortunate. marital expert
ence."
We hadn't heard of 1t and begged fol
particulars.
"Why, the girl he married turned
out TO be professional pickpocket-"
The men who had first spoken sigh,
ed. but his eye twinkled.
WELL" he observed, II guess the
rest of us drew some pretty clever
Observation-Disclosures Louis Post-Dis-
patch.
The Waxahachie daily light. [volume] (Waxahachie, Tex.) 1894-current, 1916-05-03

When a blowout occurs on the road
and no spare tube or shoe Is on the car
and the blown tube or casing Is beyond
further repair. the usual method or
procedure Is 10 run 10 the nearest
garare on the rim. In every case this
means positive destruction OF the rim.
II th. casing Il removed. and serious
damage Of fire rim or the destruction
OF the shoe. II II Is left on Ircently
motorist was In this predcament.
and be procured some rope from
farmer aud wound II tightly around
the rim. feiloe and spokes. The first
few turns Of rope were wound circum-
fereatially: the remainder was wound
crosswisc. 40 that holding pla1s were
obtained at four or FIVE spokcs Sufh-
clent rope was used to make the thick
ness OF the novel tire equal to that OF
the rubber casing.
II properly wound the rope tire VIII
not make riding very uncomfortable
In any event 1t is better than destroy
ing rim.-Popular Science Monthly.
The Waxahachie daily light. [volume] (Waxahachie, Tex.) 1894-current, 1916-05-03
pu-zle of tho Eagle and the Whale.

There are two animals that puzzle
naturalists more than any others.
They are natures submarine and aero
plane. the whale aud the eagle. II Is
known that whales occasionally de
scend as much as 3.ooo feet below the
surface of the sea, Why they are not
Injured scientists have yet to discover.
1t is this pressure which prevents a
modern submarine descending even BOO
feet, let alone 5000
Eagles have been seen through tel
escapes TO fy with apparent ease from
10000 to 10000 feet above sea level.
At that height no human being can
live owing to the rarefaction of the
air. How the birds live and fly at far
greater heights than man can endure
for long is question still to be an
swered. -Pearson's Weekly.
The Waxahachie daily light. [volume] (Waxahachie, Tex.) 1894-current, 1916-05-03
Not as Bad as That.

Early one bright spring morning a
ragged tramp called at country vicar
age, where the lady Of the house had
the name of being very charitable.
kind lady he began whiningly as
he dotted his cap politely II amt 'ad
a bite to eat since my supper yester-
day, an termorrer will be the third
day"
Poor felloww said the KIND hearted
woman. "You must be hungry! But
you look strong. Why don't You look
for work."
"Ah, mum. ye see I'm a little DIT
silly began the man In EXPLANATION.
Eyes, but silly people can often get
work." interrupted the lady
but I'm not that sillyP' finished the
tramp quickly London Telegraph.
The Waxahachie daily light. [volume] (Waxahachie, Tex.) 1894-current, 1916-05-03

phosphate from the drug store, and
begin practicing internal sanitation.
This will cost very little, but is suf-
ficient to make anyone an enthus
last on the subject.
Remember inside bathing is more
important than outside bathing, be-
cause the skin pores do not absorb
impurities into the blood, causing
poor health, while the bowel pores
do. Just as soap and hot water
cleanses, sweetens and freshens the
skin, so hot water and limestone
phosphate act on the stomach, liver,
Kidneys and bowels. - (adv)
The Waxahachie daily light. [volume] (Waxahachie, Tex.) 1894-current, 1916-05-03
PERCENTAGE.

"That's some hat you've got there.
BRl II must have set you back all
of SO"
at did. but figure I'm saving
money on 1t at that"
! GLOW do you make that out?"
! well when / wore IA two dollar hat
/ had to give up per cent of Its
value every time ! checked II In a
fashionable restaurant With this one
It costs me only / per cent. Louis
Post-Dispatch.
The Waxahachie daily light. [volume] (Waxahachie, Tex.) 1894-current, 1916-05-03

Hipparchus. the father of astronomy.
established the fact of the procession
of the equinoxes-tha is. that the sun
crosses the equator about one minute
farther westward each year-15O years
before Christ was born, and 1t Is con-
sequently believed that he knew the
earth was spherical in form. He cata-
logued 1000 stars and invented an In
strument for calculating latitude and
longitude.
The Waxahachie daily light. [volume] (Waxahachie, Tex.) 1894-current, 1916-05-03

Middleton. Phone number 620.
takes some time to get all the
tails of earh social function and
management of this paper will
preciate it If you will assist by
ing her the particulars as early
possible.
The Waxahachie daily light. [volume] (Waxahachie, Tex.) 1894-current, 1916-05-03

The Browns were always on the outs.
High words were heard coming from
their fiat one day, and neighbor said:
"Oh. dear. have the Browns had
new quarrelY"
"No," answered another neighbor,
"but they've patched UP the old one
TIL IT'S us good as new"
The Waxahachie daily light. [volume] (Waxahachie, Tex.) 1894-current, 1916-05-03

Would you say that Blank is hon
estr'
We'll I wouldn't say that he Is dis
honest. but TN tell you. Mr.. Lawyer.
whenever be wanted a. borrow money
from me ! always managed TO be Just
out cf funds Detroit Free Press.
The Waxahachie daily light. [volume] (Waxahachie, Tex.) 1894-current, 1916-05-03
Rheumatism.

If you are troubled with ehrO
or muscular rheumatism give Cha
berlain's Liniment a trial. The
lief from pain which it affords
alone worth many times its q
For sale by Curlin's Two d
Stores. (adv.)
The Waxahachie daily light. [volume] (Waxahachie, Tex.) 1894-current, 1916-05-03
5y WAY of Introduction.

Officer Go Tommy. who has been
using the whip freely on FESTIVE
horsel- Don't beat him: talk 10 him.
man--talk 10 him! Tommy do horse.
by way of opening the conversation)--
COON from anchester.-London
Punch.
The Waxahachie daily light. [volume] (Waxahachie, Tex.) 1894-current, 1916-05-03

Save some of your sympathy for
the boy who seems TO be all legs
and arms and hands and feet. He
feels as awkward as be looks
The Waxahachie daily light. [volume] (Waxahachie, Tex.) 1894-current, 1916-05-03

-Why do you dislike your teacher
81. Wlllles"
Il don't exactly dislike her. hut it's
perfectly plain fn me Why she never
st married Detroit frre pness.
The Waxahachie daily light. [volume] (Waxahachie, Tex.) 1894-current, 1916-05-03

The Dimes say. II all the vile. nan.
seeu~ Illnesses ever 81 before a man
~ at IN The Walter -. You seem 70
think We ~ yonr wtfe--Bcsion Giobe.
The Waxahachie daily light. [volume] (Waxahachie, Tex.) 1894-current, 1916-05-03

You can't cash promises any more
than you can live on rabbit tracks.
The Waxahachie daily light. [volume] (Waxahachie, Tex.) 1894-current, 1916-05-03

Your labor only may b sold. your
sal must nuf-Ruskfu.
The Waxahachie daily light. [volume] (Waxahachie, Tex.) 1894-current, 1916-05-03

People tell their favorite stol
toe often.
The Waxahachie daily light. [volume] (Waxahachie, Tex.) 1894-current, 1916-05-03
Notice..

When you have a society item for
The Daily Light call Miss Matte
The sun., 1916-08-20
A Lamp

Our Lamp Dept. in the Basement is
showing a lamp that IS artisticaIly
unique, having Tor its base a seated
Buddha OF dull gold. lie is posed in
tie cl,avcttrislie a,litud" Of "Awak-
end Enlightenment" The shade IS
in III. iorm OF a racoda, male
OF gold %co!orcl ~, covered w,'h
ncta'li Ia,c ard cd I'd win heavy
rol4 iu1pc
The sun., 1916-08-20
FUNDS FOR CLEVELAND HOME.
Money sought to Benutify Grounds
at caldwell.

An appeal signed by ~. John n Fin
ley, COMMISSIONS of Education OF New
York ThobIas \. BuCkncr ~ the New
York Life Insurance Company and
Judge William 4. Day q: he Equitable
Life Assurance Society has been sent
to one hundred public, private and bust
ness friends ana associates Of the late
Grover Cleveland asking for suhscrip-
ton to an endowment fund. the income
from which IL to BE- used for the main
tcnance OF the little home Al Caldwell.
n. j., whore Cleveland was born.
Title to the birthplace was taken about
-four years ago. with impressive ceTe-
monies, IN which Mrs. Thomas j Pres
ton. formerly Mrs Cleveland, and the
late Presidents children, with many
distinguished associates of Mr.. Cleye-
land while Ia office. touk part.
The original iund for the requirement
OF the birthplace was s25. 600, which was
raised c!"Nelaui's friends. They
are now being asked TO duplicate their
initial subscriptions. II being stated that
a portion OF the money received II to be
used TO beautify the property surround
Ing the home, which is AZ the entrance
to Caldwell.
The sun., 1916-08-20
DIR. BAYLIS IS ARRESTED.
FOud IL subway when IN WAY
to S~urrendcr

The Roy. IT.. Charles T. Bayl!s,
director-rrncrdl Of the Allies Hospital
Relief Commission, was arrested yes
terday IN the Canal street subway sta
ton by Detective Russo OF the District
Attorney stan. DR.. Baylis was In.
dicted Thursday on charges OF grand
larceny In miSapproprlsting money con-
tributed 70 IN" commission.
Defective Russo. who had spent Fri
day looking tor pr Baylis. found him
by following as lawyer, &. Walter Ran
dan. from tn" District Attorneys Office
to tho subway station. Or, Baylls had
notified IA" District Attorney he would
soon SUR ndcr himself and it was sup
posed tina; he wys ~ his way to do 80.
He WAS ~arIalgucd before Judge
Eosalsky in General Sessions and held
in $4,000 bail for examination Monday.
He said:
II have committed no offence aud MY
trial will prove that | am auilt.ess of
any wronedoing."