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Bryan daily eagle and pilot. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1909-1918, 1916-01-18

"A thousand years from now" says
W. ]. Bryan. Woodrow Wilson's
name and mine viii be linked together
in the capitals OF the national thou.
sand years from now we imagine II
would take some scratching in the
archives OF dead and forgotten ages to
find the names OF either Mr.. Wilson
or Mr.. Bryan.
Bryan daily eagle and pilot. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1909-1918, 1916-01-18
MRS. GEORGIA cAHlLL.
Well known and Well Beloved Lady
Entered Into Rest.

| GUttEN1 INV hNots
As was stated In the Eagle briefly
yesterday afternoon. Mrs Georgia Ca.
hill. beloved wife OF Commissioner ].
J. Cahill OF Smetana. died ut the home
OF her mother. Mrs. S. NJ. Gloss In
this city yesterday morning at IL
o'clock. after an extended illness OF
several months. She was stricken
early in September, 1915, and has been
confined to her bed since that time.
She was brought to h or mothers
home about a month ago and has been
given the best treatment that could
be secured and the tenderest care
that could be bestowed by loving
hands was also accorded her. but TO
no avail. as her condition grew grad.
ually weaker until her death at the
time mentioned. Her patience and
the fortitude with which she bore her
suffering was almost Incompatible
and when death came she met 1t with
smile.
She was formerly Miss Georgia
Blackstone, and was born in Hutch.
ins. Dallas County. Tex. March 8.
1875. making her 40 years 10 months
and ~ days OF age.
She was married to Mr.. Cahill az
Smetana twenty-one years ago and
has been one OF the most devoted OF
wives and fondest OF mothers. Her
place in the home and In the commu.
nifty in which she dwelled can never
be filled and her death Is source
Of regret to a large number OF friends.
who express sincere and heartfelt
sympathy for the relatives and mem.
bers of the family In this sad hour
She was member OF St Joseph's
Catholic Church. having joined while
quite young and very deyout in her
beliefs.
She is survived by her husband and
five children. three sons. Curtis. Ern.
est and ]. J. Cahill Jr. and two
daughters. Minnie and Evelyn Cahill,
and by her mother. one half.brother.
c. G. Dulaney. and two halasisters.
Mrs. Mary Brockman. and Mrs. Min.
ME Foster, all OF this county
The funeral services were held from
the home OF Mrs. S. w. Gloss and the
remains were laid to rest In the City
Cemetery this afternoon at 1870
o'clock. Rev. J. d. Gleissner. pastor
OF st. Joseph's Catholic Church. con.
Quoted the servicef Quite a large
number OF friends were present to
pay their last respects TO this depart
ed wife and mother.
The county court house and the sew.
eral offices were closed from to 5
o'clock out OF respect to the memory
OF Mrs. Cahill. wife Of Commissioner J.
J. Cahill. county commissioner OF Pre-
cinct No. OF Brazos County
Bryan daily eagle and pilot. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1909-1918, 1916-01-18
LET THE UNION BE WORLDWIDE

II the United States and the South
American republics can come togeth.
or In a community OF common inter.
ests. In the so-called PanAmerican.
ism. for mutual protection and for the
settlement Of their own differences.
why cannot the plan be extended so
as TO include all the nations of the
world. II must be done II we are ever
TO have permanent worldwide peace.
President Wilson in his address before
the Pan.American Scientific Congress
on Jan. 6. described the new enlarge.
ment OF the Monroe Doctrine as fol.
lows:
1T will be accomplished In the first
place by the states Of America unit.
Ing in guaranteeing to each other alb.
solute political independence and ter.
ritorial integrity. In the second place.
and as necessary corollary to that,
guaranteeing the agreement to settle
all pending boundary disputes ms soon
as possible and by amcable process
by agreeing that all disputes among
themselves. should they unhappily
arise. win be handled by patient. i'm
partial investigation and settled by
arbitration; and the agreement neces.
sary TO the peace OF the Americas,
that no state or either continent will
permit revolutionary expeditions
against another state to be fitted out
on its territory. and that they will pro.
hibit the expectation OF the munitions
OF war for the purpose OF supplying
reyolutionlsts against neIghboring
governments"
The idea is grand. but should not be
confined to the Western Hemisphere.
for the very simple reason that such
coalition here might lead to the for.
nation OF a similar union on the East.
ern Hemisphere. With two such or
CARNATIONS II does not require a
prophet to see that in time the one
would be pitted against the other in
deadly conflict and the very object
OF their formation would be defeated.
Let all nations come together on one
common basis Tor the settlement Of
all international qUestions-the ba.
sis OF arbitration.
Bryan daily eagle and pilot. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1909-1918, 1916-01-18

The Waco Times Herald asks,
Does your breakfast bason carry the
Texas label? Search US. Breakfast
bacon passed us so long ago we have
forgotten where 1t was put up. We
stayed with II until II reached iOc a
pound sliced. and there we quit We
decided that hogs on the hoof bought
from the farmers at &c and then sold
to US at iOc was Just a little more
than we could stand. There is too
wide a margin and there is something
rotten somewhere that should be Civ.
On prompt and vigorous attention.
Bryan daily eagle and pilot. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1909-1918, 1916-01-18
A Rebuke to Pride.

A young American artist who has
Just returned from a six months job
driving a British ambulance on the
war front In Belgium brings this back.
straight from the trenches:
One cold morning sign was
pushed up above the German trench
facing our. only about fifty yards
away. which bore In large letters the
words:
"'Gott Nit Unsl'"
One OF our cockney lads. more OF a
patriot than a lInquist. looked at this
for a moment. and then lampblacked a
big sign OF his own. which he raised
on stick. II read:
1--WE Got Mittens Tool'"-New
York Evening World.
Bryan daily eagle and pilot. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1909-1918, 1916-01-18
No Occasion for Hunger.

An English town council. after a
protracted sitting. was DESTROYS OF ad-
journing for lunch.
The proposition was opposed by the
mayor. who thought that II his fellow
office holders felt the stimulus OF
hunger the dispatch Of business would
be much facilitated. At last a rather
ITliterate member got up and ex-
planned:
Il ham astonished, ham surNised.
ham amazed. Mr.. Mayor. that you
will not let us go TO lunch"
Bryan daily eagle and pilot. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1909-1918, 1916-01-18

Field Marshal Won der Gol,z. who
1t has been intimated would lead an
Invasion into Egypt. has Got the al.
lies to guessing. and is forcing them to
maintain a sufficient forch to meet
any attack that may come. both on
the Tigris River and the suez Canal.
Field Marshal Won der Goltz is recog
nized as one of the greatest living au.
thortties on strategy and his text
books are being used at West Point
Bryan daily eagle and pilot. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1909-1918, 1916-01-18

Billy Sunday says II is radically
wrong when a prize fighter In fifteen
minutes can earn more than n coun
try parson does In fifteen years" And
we would like to ask what's the mat
ter with conditions when rip snort,
ing evangelist like Billy Sunday can
get more money for one meeting than
Ten country parsons can get for their
preaching In all their long and faith.
full lives.
Bryan daily eagle and pilot. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1909-1918, 1916-01-18

Daniel Webster was good on definl.
tons himself. as well as that other
Webster. His definition OF neutrality
has never been improved upon. "our
neutrality is not a predetermined alb
stinence. either from remonstrances.
or from force. Our neutral policy Is
a policy that protects neutrality. that
defends neutrality that takes M
arms. IL need be. for neutrality"
Bryan daily eagle and pilot. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1909-1918, 1916-01-18
WIT AND HuMoR.
Bad Enough.

The juryman with the whissers
again assumed judicial air and
butted In.
And you say he hurled invectives
at your" he demanded
The plaintiff looked reluctant.
mo. boss" he replied. ITO tell the
homes truth. Il was on'y clam shells
he threw at me. but what Is kiekin'
bout IL the drefful way he cussed me
every time | lodged 'em. Exchange
Bryan daily eagle and pilot. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1909-1918, 1916-01-18
A Teetotaler.

She had written on the blackboard
the sentence. THE toast was drank In
silence" and turned to her class for
them to discover the mistake.
Little Bonnie Sheridan waved his
hand frantically and. going to the
board. scrawled the correction:
THE toast was eaten in silence
Exchange.
Bryan daily eagle and pilot. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1909-1918, 1916-01-18
THE BRYAN WOMANS CLUB
AND THE POULTRY SHOW
Will Cooperate With the Show by Adding Inter.
esting Domestic Science Department AL.
so lnauguratine Contest for Five
Scholarships to A. and Nj. College
Short Course.

The Bryan woman's Club has been
invited 10 cooperate with the Poultry
Association OF this city In an effort
to make of its first annual show.
which takes place In this city Thurs.
day and Friday. Jan. % and 2s. bril-.
liant success.
In response to this Invitation. a
! committee from the woman's Club
met with the members OF the Poultry
Association at their weekly meeting
on Tuesday night and discussed plans
for that occasion.
Mrs. Albert Buchanan. president OF
the Woman's Club. announced two
departments In which the members OF
the club will take part. First. the
poultry department. with Mrs. W. s.
Howell as chairman; second. domes.
tic science department. with Mrs. Rob
ert Webb Jr. as chairman.
/ The poultry department will join In
the plans already arranged by the
Poultry Association. The various
committees Of club women appointed
for this department are composed OF
Mesdames X. o. Allen. ]. W. Bate.
II. c. Conway. X. Myres. s. c. Hoyle.
l.. l.. Mclnnis. A. NJ. Waldrop. c. S.
Gainor. ]. Il. Howell. David Reid. J..
II. Allen. W. g. Tallaferro and o. b.
Love.
The domestic science show. with
Mrs X. $. Webb Jr. as chairman. will
be composed OF six different depart
ments. with chairman and commit.
tee in charge Of each department as
follows:
Canned fruits and vegetables Mrs.
Hudson Myres. Mrs. fs. II. Dunlap.
Mrs =. NJ. Raysor, Mrs, W. c. Davis.
Cakes-Nrs. Tyler IIaswell. Mrs. J..
s. Mooring. Mrs. T.. II. Astin.
Plants and cut flowers-Mrs. r. $.
Webb sr., Mrs. W. T. Bryant. Mrs.
G. r. Jones.
Breads Mrs. Frank Hood. Mrs J.
s Doane. Mrs. W. Wipprecht, Mrs.
kibbler.
Iellies and preserves Frank
Webb. Mrs. Fred Taylor. Mrs. J. A..
Moore.
Needlework Mrs. h. 4. Sims. Mrs
J. +. As,in Mrs. W. =. Bryan. Mrs. r.
J. Fountain.
Premium committee for domestic
science department-Mrs. NJ. W. Sims.
Mrs. John T. Hanna, Mrs II. A.
Burger.
The Woman's Club Is anxious that
every woman and girl In Bryan and
Brazos County join in making
the poultry show and domestic science
Bryan daily eagle and pilot. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1909-1918, 1916-01-18
Fine Time In Prospect.

I'm going to have a fine time at
Christmas" said one sprightly young
lady to another. "Mr Higgins is com.
ing to our party. and he is color.
blind. you know"
Does his color blindness add to
your enjoyment" asked her friend.
Rather" was the reply "He
thinks all the holly berries are mistle.
toes !"-Tit-Bits
Bryan daily eagle and pilot. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1909-1918, 1916-01-18

II has been said that when the old
est daughter reaches the age OF l6
her parents without the formalIty o:
a vote make her the head OF the
house. That's a mistake. she boldly
sweeps the old folks aside and usurps
the throne.
Bryan daily eagle and pilot. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1909-1918, 1916-01-18

One report says the kaiser has lost
his voice and will always be dumb.
Another says he underwent an opera.
ton and is in a serious condition.
Still another says he has entirely re.
covered and returned to the front. In
our opinion the latter is most likely
NJ all
Bryan daily eagle and pilot. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1909-1918, 1916-01-18

Let's get busy now and stand by
our mayor and city council in their
effort for greater improvements in
Bryan during 1916 than we have ever
known before.
Bryan daily eagle and pilot. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1909-1918, 1916-01-18

A Harvard professor says the ex-
preston. ats me-" is an idiom and
is allowable. Colonel Bailey OF the
Houston Post says it's allowable be-
cause we haven't standing army
enough to suppress It.
Bryan daily eagle and pilot. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1909-1918, 1916-01-18
Cruel.

I'm suah." said Chollie Sonleigh,
with a drawing lisp. that don't
know what shall do when ! get out
OF college. Mothah wants me to be a
minithtah. but have leaned toward
litrachah.'
did you ever think Of becoming an
actress?" she asked cruelly.-Ex.
change.
Bryan daily eagle and pilot. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1909-1918, 1916-01-18

Professor Scott Nearing says when
the church advocates armament Il,
should pull down the cross from the
steeple and replace II with the tor.
pedo.
Bryan daily eagle and pilot. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1909-1918, 1916-01-18

show a success. and urges every one
to bring something for every DEPART
ment possible First. second and
third prizes will be given In zach de.
partment. and a list OF these prizes
will be published in few days. Watch
the Eagle for announcements from day
to day.
AT this poultry show on Jan. 81 and
2S the Bryan Woman's Club will also
inaugurate n contest for the presenta.
tion Of five scholarships at the sum.
mer short course at A. and NJ. Col.
lege In July. These scholarships will
include tuition and board for the week
at A. and NJ. College and win certainly
be splendid prizes TO the fortunate
winners. The clubs gift Of 500 In
cash from Mr. ]. Webb Howell 10 be
used in rural welfare work. make
these five scholarships possible. and
the club women are anxious that the
most good TO the greatest number
shall come through the contest for
their awarding. Plans and rules for
the scholarship contest will be fully
explained to all during the poultry
show, at which time che names OF all
contestants will be registered and
score cards given out. The scholar.
ship committee having charge OF this
contest Is as follows: Mrs. W. 5.
Howell. Mrs. J. Webb Howell, Mrs.
W. u. Cline. Mrs. S. c. Williams. Mrs.
J. Allen Myres.
Scholarship No. will be given TO
the farmers wife bringing a record
OF the greatest number OF eggs in pro.
portion to the number OF hens In the
flock.
Scholarship No. will be given TO
the farmers daughter (not in same
family bringing highest egg record.
Same as contest for scholarship No. I.
Scholarship No 3. to the farm won.
an or girl who raises the greatest mum
Der of flyers from the date OF con
test Jan. 30 to June 30. the closing
day.
Scholarship No. I. TO the farm won.
an or girl bringing on the closing day.
June 80 the greatest variety OF yege-
tables from her home garden.
Scholarship No s. to the farm WON
an or girl bringing on the closing day.
June 30. the prize pound OF home made
butter.
While at the poultry show ON Jan.
81 and 2S let every woman and every
girl who will enter these contest go
to the Scholarship booth" and reg
lister her name and receive her score
card.
Bryan daily eagle and pilot. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1909-1918, 1916-01-18

Those street lights In the residence
section look good. They are the re-
suit OF the efforts Of a wide-awake
city council
Bryan daily eagle and pilot. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1909-1918, 1916-01-18
POINTED PARAGRAPHS.

And when a mans down he thinks
Il Is all up with him.
Diplomacy Is often a knife In the
hands OF the underhanded.
Self.confidence Is all right II you
are In position TO back II up.
Youth Is going to tackle the things
tomorrow that age finished today.
Age brings man knowledge Of
many things he doesn't want to know
A girl sometimes encourages one
man in order to make some other man
Jealous.
II YOU must knock. get out In the
middle Of a forty-acre lot before you
swing your hammer.
II fortunes wheel doesn't turn to
suit you. put your shoulder to II and
give II another whlrl.
Not every young man who smells OF
gasoline owns an automobile. Per
haps he cleans his own clothes.
II woman Is going away on a visit
she never finishes packing her trunk
until after the expressman calls for Il.
After a man has taken out an acct.
dent insurance policy his wife thinks
II waste OF money II nothing happens
10 him.
II is far better to be bent on econo-
my than broke on extravaganza.
A girl never looks older than she Is
unless she has her hair In curl pa
pers.
Bryan daily eagle and pilot. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1909-1918, 1916-01-18

Bill Jones says they amt no sense
in cover crops; but then I've allus
noticed that when it's rainin' Bill's
generally in town Within an don't
know whether his lands stayin' at
home or not.-The Progressive Farm
Bryan daily eagle and pilot. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1909-1918, 1916-01-18
ANNOUNCEMENTS.

s>rs~~s-rS>>>-~~~s--s~>~~~ s>s>-s--~>~s>>~~~s~~
The Eagle Is authorized to make the
following announcements. subject TO
the action Of the July Democratic pri.
mary:
FOR COUNTY SUPERINTENDENT:
PROF. W. L. POWERS.
PROF. c. NJ. BETHANY.
Bryan daily eagle and pilot. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1909-1918, 1916-01-18

And am surprised" replied the
mayor. that man who has got so
much ham In his mouth should want
any lunch at all."-Philadelphia Pub
lie Ledger
Bryan daily eagle and pilot. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1909-1918, 1916-01-18

No poll tax receipt. no vote. ~
up to you.
Bryan daily eagle and pilot. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1909-1918, 1916-01-18

Minister-l'ye made seven hearts
happy today.
Parishioner-liow was that?
Minister-Married three couples.
Parishioner-That makes only six
Minister-Well. you don't think
did 1t for nothing?-Albany Argus.
Bryan daily eagle and pilot. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1909-1918, 1916-01-18

They's somethin' about money In
the bank that makes Teller feel like
he's as good as the best OF 'em. an I
guess he is.
Bryan daily eagle and pilot. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1909-1918, 1916-01-18

Young Bride-I didn't accept Jim
the first time he proposed.
Miss RIVAL (slightly enyious)-f
know you didn't dear.
Young Bride-How did you know!
Miss Ryval-Yous wern't there
London Sketch.
Bryan daily eagle and pilot. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1909-1918, 1916-01-18

with slices Of cheese and sprinkle
little mustard over II. Bake II In a
slow over for half an hour and serve
the bacon slices ON dry toast.
Bryan daily eagle and pilot. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1909-1918, 1916-01-18

Self.confidence is all right II you
are In a position TO back II up.
Bryan daily eagle and pilot. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1909-1918, 1916-01-18

Youth is going to tackle the things
tomorrow that age finished today.
Bryan daily eagle and pilot. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1909-1918, 1916-01-18
ANNOUNCEMENT.

have purchased the W. s. Wilson. Jr, Grocery Bust.
ness and to continue same at the hshes. possible
standard Of excellence Courteous statesmen and the bes,
goods money buy are a, your service. / wan, your
business and will merit good goods and prompt service
will merit H. Give a trial. Phones iss-,7z.
tstb JESS e. HENsARLino.
Bryan daily eagle and pilot. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1909-1918, 1916-01-18

Diplomacy Is often a knife In the
hands OF the underhanded.
Bryan daily eagle and pilot. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1909-1918, 1916-01-18

And when a mans down he thinks
Il Is all up with him.
Bryan daily eagle and pilot. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1909-1918, 1916-01-18

Age brings man knowledge OF
many things he doesn't want to know.
Bryan daily eagle and pilot. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1909-1918, 1916-01-18

A girl sometimes encourages one
man in order to make some other man
Jealous.
Bryan daily eagle and pilot. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1909-1918, 1916-01-18

Not every young man who smells OF
gasoline owns an automobile. Per
haps he cleans his own clothes.
Bryan daily eagle and pilot. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1909-1918, 1916-01-18

II fortunes wheel doesn't turn to
suit you. put your shoulder to II and
give II another whirl.
Bryan daily eagle and pilot. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1909-1918, 1916-01-18

II YOU must knock. get out In the
middle Of forty.acre lot before you
swing your hammer.
Bryan daily eagle and pilot. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1909-1918, 1916-01-18

After a man has taken out an acct.
dent insurance policy his wife thinks
II waste Of money II nothing happens
TO him.
Bryan daily eagle and pilot. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1909-1918, 1916-01-18

II is far better to be bent on econo
my than broke on extravaganza.
Bryan daily eagle and pilot. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1909-1918, 1916-01-18

II a woman is going away on a visit
she never finishes packing her trunk
until after the expressman calls for H.
Bryan daily eagle and pilot. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1909-1918, 1916-01-18

A. J. BUCHANAN. ............ Editor
A. ID. GRAHAM. Assistant Manager
Bryan daily eagle and pilot. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1909-1918, 1916-01-18

A girl never looks older than she Is
unless she has her hair In curl pa,
pers.
Bryan daily eagle and pilot. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1909-1918, 1916-01-18

BY THE EAGLE PRINTING co.
MEMBER OF ASSOCIATED PRESS.
The Waxahachie daily light. [volume] (Waxahachie, Tex.) 1894-current, 1916-05-16
BE PRETTY. TURN
GRAY HAIR DARK
Recipe of Sage Tea and
Sulphur,


Almost everyone knows that Sage
Tea and Sulphur, properly COM
pounded, brings back the natural
color and lustre to the hair when
faded, streaked or gray. Years ago
the only way to get this mixture
was to make it at home, which IS
mussy and troublesome. Nowadays,
by asking at any drug store for
"Wyeth's Sage and Sulphur Com
pound" you will get large bottle
of this famous old recipe, improved
by the addition of other ingredients,
for about so cents.
Don't stay gray. Try it! No one
can possibly tell that you darkened
your hair, as is does 1t so naturally
and evenly. You dampen Il sponge
or soft brush with it and draw il
through your hair, taking one small
strand at a time; by morning the
gray hair disappears, and after an
other application or two, your hair
becomes beautifully dark, glossy and
attractive.
Wyeth's Sage and Sulphur Com
The Waxahachie daily light. [volume] (Waxahachie, Tex.) 1894-current, 1916-05-16

ular staff 81 county agents.
while the prime purpose of the
fair in this reSpec, is educational.
ample preparations have been made
for the pleasure OF the girls who are
successful In winning scholarships.
and they viii have an opportunity,
under reasonable chaperonage. to
participate in all the delights Of the
amusement side OF the fair.
II am going to make very spec
iai effort TO help every giri In the
local canning club who signifies her
Intention OF competing for one of
these scholarships. and | sincerely
hope that the successful girls from
this county win make records that
will compare favorably with those
made by the successful contestants
from other counties,
The girls who attend this en-
campment will be surrounded with
every comfort. convenience and
SAie%NaTu. tuapttOUS VIII Wv P'N
yidcd for all occasions. and strict
discipline will be maintained. In
case OF illness. the State Fair hos
pital. located on the fair grounds. Is
equipped with every facility for
prompt and scientific treatment. and
a competent staff OF physicians and
trained nurses will always be In at
tendance.
II think that the management of
the State Fair Is to- be warmly COM
mended. both upon the conception
of this brilliant idea. and the gen
erous manner In which IL is being
carried out, and | sincerity hope that
the parents of canning club girls
will cooperate with me In having
their girls compete for these valu-
able scholarships.