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The Detroit times., 1916-03-16
Pointed Paragraphs

Cupid never attends the funeral
when love dies.
A woman hasn't time TO pretend
when she is seasick.
A doctors pills may cure some
ills--but not i'll humor.
However. kissing isn't always
what IL is smacked up to be.
Our idea of fool man is one who
tries to bullyrag an old bull.
The higher a man climbs the
harder win be his fall-if he falls.
II is easier for the modern girl
TO knit her brows than darn her
hose.
Some men win do almost any
thing In order to get their names
in the papers.
The stronger the language q man
uses the more confidence n woman
has In his bravery.
They once tried to shut woman
up in a lunatic asylum--but they
say she kept on talking.
II Is not at all difficult for a man
to have the patience OF Job--if the
boils are on his neighbor.
Some people act as though they
were afraid they might forget tlA,ir
troubles II they didn't talk abou;
them all the time.
The Detroit times., 1916-03-16
Time, Please!

The government radio stations
along the coasts will shortly com
mence the sending OF time signals
regularly through the day At con-
venient intervals. and this service
suggests to the electrical world that
some such scheme should be ar
ranged for those scattered all over
the land who might want the time
for one reason or another. The
network OF telephone wires might
be made use Of without Interrupt
ton of the regular service to set a
remote controlled clock which would
give every telephone subscriber the
advantage OF having on the premises
q timepiece which could be relied
on.
The Detroit times., 1916-03-16

to every child whether coming from
church or going for the cows was
the solemn sentence Of warning.
Don't get your feet wet"
The dire results that would fol-
low wetting ones feet were with
out Importance to that end Of
bodies. The feet themselves would
escape but the other end OF our
body was threatened with sad con.
sequences such az cold In the
head"
The feet. In fact. then seemed
to be considered the source OF most
of our bodily Ills n one was un-
lucky enough TO acquire an excess
OF dampness In that region.
Our 'cet are innocent enough IN
The Detroit times., 1916-03-16

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The Detroit times., 1916-03-16
Woman and the Vote

Then there are the learned gentle
men who are Of the opinion that wo-
men are not intelligent enough to
vote. or are not educated suficient-
ly to vote intelligently. II must, OF
course. be admitted that the educa-
ton of all women Ii not up to the
standard OF the undergraduates Of
certain well-known college, who be
ing recently examined In world AZ
fairs, proclaimed the hitherto uDsus-
pected fact that viviani was the
queen Of Italy. and that Louvain was
small country about to enter the
war. II must frankly be admitted
that such complete political and
geographical knowledge must quail.
ify any person for vote: and II
perhaps explains why George Eliot.
having TO stay at home whilst her
gardener went to the poll, took the
opportunity Of placing in the mouth
of Mrs. Poyser the atrabllious re-
mark, Yes. we women are fools. but
God made us to match the men,
Christian Science Monitor.
The Detroit times., 1916-03-16
A Man in Pennsylvania
Acknowledges His Partner.

Advertising the sale of honey q man
at Edensburg. Pa, signs his advertise
ment, IF. J. Strittmatter & Wife"
It's new idea, and laundering good
one.
Many mans business partner il his
wife but you'd never know it by his store
sign or advertisement.
You see "John Smith & Bro" and
"John Smith 4 Son." never John Smith
& Wife" or "John Smith & Daughter"
and yet firms goods may have pecu-
liar attraction from the very fact that !
woman has to do with the handling Of
them.
Take Strittmattsr's honey advertise
ment, for instance.
You get a ida that that honey =
cleanly handlsd and pine bseanss Of Mn
Strittmatter's having N activs part IN
the firm.
Same thing q to al other foods.
Woman Is given credit for greater
activity in lighting Ties and dirt than =
man.
The same thing appliesv IN = measure,
to dry goods and clothing.
Il surely takes = woman TO match col
ors correctly, or to tell whether : suit
Of clothes fits child, or does not. and II
q stores reputation for selling good
goods depends upon satisfaction given
customers, exact matching Of colors and
fitting Of clothes means much to the
storekeeper
Again, when wife is business part
ner, carrying part of the worry load,
doing part of the work, isn't it only fair
to acknowledge to the world that she is
part of the firm?
Why not proclaim good thing?
Why deny standing and credit to a
good partner?
The Detroit times., 1916-03-16

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49, p. 1'l Z a !
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u 49, ~.
The Detroit times., 1916-03-16
Haidu's We're Mixers

The Haidu Indians, living on the
Queen Charlotte islands OF our Alas.
kan possessions, were, until a few
years ago. divided strictly into two
tribes, Ravens and Eagles, both
strictly exogamio, which is to say
that Eagle men had to marry Raven
women and vice versa. the children,
according TO tribal law, becoming
members Of the rether's tribe and
returning TO that group when half
srewn, 10 receive training and ulti
mateiy Inherit the family property.
The Detroit times., 1916-03-16
TUNGSTEN

Tungsten n probably the most remarkable
mineral known, Pure metallic ductile tungsten
10 practically insoluhle IN any common acid:
its melting point r. higher than any other metal:
its tensile strength exceeds that OF steel; II n
paramasneticl II can be drawn 20 smaller s,se
than any other metal. and it's specific grnvity
In 40 per cent greater than lead And what n
more to the point. Colorado contains more tains.
stem than any other state or possibly all Other
The Detroit times., 1916-03-16
From Another Point of VieD

Let us be thankful that
u. S. troops are after Villa;
Taylor's comet has split;
William Alden Smith has opposition
for the presidential nomination;
Jennings has found pitcher;
The Thaw divorce case is being con-
Quoted in secret.
Germany has changed navy heads in
midstream.
A Hillsdale lumber company has gone
into bankruptcy. What's become of the
old-fashioned fortunes that were made in
this state out of lumber
Doc Cook insists that he discovered the
North Pole Another instance, no doubt
of man telling it so often he believes it
himself.
Our police court seems to have an idea
of the fitness of things. 1t convicted
David Shine, known to the police as the
Matinee Kid" on Wednesday afternoon.
We would like to have ST. Patrick back
long enough, at least, to drive out green
shoes
For another thing, we are glad that
winter comes only once year.
Our old friend the Doc, popular chirop-
odist, says the trouble with that sewer
blown up by $4,000 gallons Of gasoline
seems to have been in the carbureter.
Doc knows as much about the insides
of an automobile as man who drives a
second-handed one.
In fact, Doc drives second-handed
one. He declares he found the horn ex-
actly as represented.
The Detroit times., 1916-03-16
ANOTHER WAR FREAK.

Brlton has invented fabric TO be worn a.
mantle or cloak for covering soldiers and rem.
dering them invisible TO the en- wy The new
fabric will. II 10 claimed. make 4, a business of
the crawling sniper comparatively safe. The
garment In one OF living grass. A piece OF silk
thickiy sowed with seeds is well waite :. The
seeds sprout IA grass and grow rapidly. A gar.
ment Of ais kind can be grown fom flaxseed
oats or other seeds and n the foundation Ia
good II will hold together fairly well with care.
fui handling
The Detroit times., 1916-03-16

Now, boys" said the teacher Of
the junior class IN history. "can any
of you tell me how Cleopatra died ?"
Yes, ma'am, can" replied the
small urchin at the foot OF the class.
"she bit herself with snake"
The Detroit times., 1916-03-16

gagged the tender
solicitude OF our
grandmothers. II
Was the feet.
Tor some rea-
son not apprecia-
bic to our present
iJnderstanding.the
parting injunction
The Detroit times., 1916-03-16

& XhGFe II . new-fangied necitie on the
kn3etA bow, already tied, that goes
sjnst - easy as rolling off log if
M he1ieve the demonstration, and sticks
~ II ron believe the demonstration twice.
Here Il one that you will like" said
~ young man back of the counter, hold
~ it a one hand while taking off his
~ ~ with the other. to put his own
- 81 readiness for the demonstration.
HSr HI1l Il slipped on and stayed on
o ~ said, well, wen be darned."
~ "a expression both mild and
~ compared to what we came
~ pear saying after we had bought
3 attepted to do with it what the
G1Eator did
IA at IL. jerked it and pulled it,
ftively would not come off.
IS - - It, jerked it, pulled it, and
tve1y Wouh not stay on.
lonStxator said it was becom-
r. sasst q the time becoming
+ 8 W picAsd Il out Of our coffee.
1 ~ ttpeasd II inst in time to save
ti16st receptacle in the pay
~ u ~ ollcs, and having
1lvGs ut " or rubbers and
x eoo$p M hst. and rolled up
The Detroit times., 1916-03-16

II there was one portion Of our
bodies, more than another, that en-
The Detroit times., 1916-03-16

IIS hays resumed wearing a tie that
around the neck and hangs there.
~ o. needing pressing, it is all
90 Win have to DO.
now, coming TO the moral OF the
1T OCCURS 10 US:
~ 1ew idsa notwithstanding, Is never
~ 10 drowned upon.
Ded laws have yielded to it.
Coed laws have come of it.
n Governments have been changed by
IN
G Nations have been saved by it.
}s. .S
The new idea in the rough does not
l1nys stand the test, but the new idea
- r,ay have failed at first has before
$ ~ interested the biz idea that did
"a rs. - better or 70 save mankind.
n N fault With the new-fansled neck
ana,ears 10 be that Il has its limita-
- Is the same extent that necks vary,
h 81 circumference and perpendicu-
nv.
The gazette-times. [volume] (Heppner, Or.) 1912-1925, 1916-06-15
HELP FOR FAIR BOARDS
IN PLANNING THE FAIR

Oregon Agricultural College, Cor
Wallis, Ore, June 5.-Fair boards
wrestling with the problem of making
the fair reach the highest point of
attraetiveness and value with the
funds and material at~hand, will well
come the services of the little bulle-
tin, County and Community Fairs"
THE problem before these fair
boards is to plan exhibits that will
combine clean amusement and educa-
tion for those who show their prod
ucts," says w. S. Brown, of the O.
A. c. Extension Service. 1.-The prime
object of every fair should be to i'm
prove the agricultural possibilities
and consequently the standards of liv-
ing on our farms.
1t is not sufficient that the farmer
bring in the best that he can produce
for exhibition. He should be told
now to prepare his fruit and vege-
tables for the judge and how to fit
and groom his animals for the show
ring. When he brings his produce
to the fair officials the farmer should
be assured that his product will be
displayed in an attractive manner A.
long with other exhibits of it's kind.
although the farmer will soon
learn many things of value by COM
parlson, yet if he can be enlightened
futher by the judge regarding some
of the finer points that make up ex-
cellence, he will learn much more.
This can be secured if the manage
ment will give the judges an oppor-
tunity to show what points enter into
the rating of the exhibit judged, and
in this way be of more intimate assis-
tance to the producers.
THE College Bulletin, County and
Community Fairs, goes into these
subjects in detailed way that should
be helpful to fair boards, judges and
farmers alike. A copy of the bulle-
tin may be secured by writing to r.
D. Hetzel, Extension Director. Cor
Wallis, Oregon.
The gazette-times. [volume] (Heppner, Or.) 1912-1925, 1916-06-15

A. NJ. Mallory of Portland, former
ly deputy county clerk of Morrow
county under Walter Hill, is in the
city for a two weeks visit with re-
latives and friends. Mr.. Mallory
now has position with the Pacific
Telephone &Telegraph Company.
The gazette-times. [volume] (Heppner, Or.) 1912-1925, 1916-06-15

Robert H. Young. Morrow county
game warden, Went to Condor today
to confer with the hod and Can club
of that city regarding the disposition
of several thousand young trout
which will be liberated in the streams
of Morrow and Gillian counties in the
next two weeks.
The gazette-times. [volume] (Heppner, Or.) 1912-1925, 1916-06-15

Geo. W. Jackson, of the Umatilla
Forest Reserve, passed through Hepp-
ner Monday on his way to the reserve
where he goes to do some special
work. Mr.. Jackson now lives in
Pendleton where the forest reserve
office is located.
The gazette-times. [volume] (Heppner, Or.) 1912-1925, 1916-06-15

Miss Opal Whiteley of Cottage
Grove arrived in Heppner last Thurs
day and will spend the summer in
this city conducting nature study
classes. Miss Whiteleys work along
this line has attracted much atten-
tion all over the state of Oregon.
She is a student at the University Of
Oregon.
The gazette-times. [volume] (Heppner, Or.) 1912-1925, 1916-06-15

Edward r. Day, former we'll known
Morrow county farmer and stock
men is in the city this week from st..
Johns. Mr., Day still retains exten-
siye interests hole wIrich brings him
back from time to time.
The gazette-times. [volume] (Heppner, Or.) 1912-1925, 1916-06-15

Ben Anderson and Dick Reid were
in the city Monday from Mr.. Ander-
sons ranch on Eight Mile Mr..
Anderson says that present indica-
tions point to an unusually late har-
vest this year.
The gazette-times. [volume] (Heppner, Or.) 1912-1925, 1916-06-15

Matt Scott Of Lone Rock, who has
been living in Heppner the past few
months to receive medical aid for
throat trouble, went to Portland Mon
day to consult with a specialist.
The gazette-times. [volume] (Heppner, Or.) 1912-1925, 1916-06-15

Bert Smith, of the Strawberry
section was in Heppner the first of
the week making arrangements for
some improvements to his farm resi-
dence.
The gazette-times. [volume] (Heppner, Or.) 1912-1925, 1916-06-15

Emmett Cochran, Grant county
sheepman, is over from Monument
this week for the wool sales which
will be held here Saturday.
The gazette-times. [volume] (Heppner, Or.) 1912-1925, 1916-06-15

Frank Turner has bought Guy Bo-
yer's Ford car and hereafter will
make fast time between his ranch
and town.
The gazette-times. [volume] (Heppner, Or.) 1912-1925, 1916-06-15

Hugh Stanfeld, extensive sheep
man Of Umatilla county motored out
to his Rhea creek ranch south of this
city Monday.
The gazette-times. [volume] (Heppner, Or.) 1912-1925, 1916-06-15

Joe Hayes returned to his sheep
ranch on Butter creek Sunday after
spending several days in Heppner
transacting business.
The gazette-times. [volume] (Heppner, Or.) 1912-1925, 1916-06-15

FOCND-One pair of gold trimmed
spectacies. owner may have same
by calling at this office and paying for
this advertisement.
The gazette-times. [volume] (Heppner, Or.) 1912-1925, 1916-06-15

FOR SALE-Desirable building lot.
fine location. Inquire at this office,
The gazette-times. [volume] (Heppner, Or.) 1912-1925, 1916-06-15

|. G. Cox is over from Monument
this week. ....
The gazette-times. [volume] (Heppner, Or.) 1912-1925, 1916-06-15

Mr.. and Mrs. j. S. Carter were
Heppner visitors from their Rhea
creek home Monday.
The gazette-times. [volume] (Heppner, Or.) 1912-1925, 1916-06-15
LOSTGChild's gold chain and lock-

ct containing pictures. Finder leave
at residence of Mrs Mary Bartholo-
new and receive reward. Mrs. Elva
Roberts.
The gazette-times. [volume] (Heppner, Or.) 1912-1925, 1916-06-15

e. K. Wyland and w. L. Lowen
were down from Hardman this week.
The gazette-times. [volume] (Heppner, Or.) 1912-1925, 1916-06-15

mo outside arbitration is the
slogan of the railroad employees, and
answer to suggestion that the qucs-
tions at issue in the threatened strike
be given over to the decision Of Fede-
raj arbitrators in case the railroad
cannot grant 10 hours pay for an 8
hour bastic work day.
The Detroit times., 1916-03-13

~ sptkc rast lire OF Rlvard street, TO
~ west linc % Russell street
WARD NO. s--CAp NO. 49,
~ Miller. lot S.. we~sons sec. az the
|&1>1ett farm. heinz all, thet portion of
&(4 Farm lying between Prospect and
IAN streets. and bounded on the n.
~ ~ the MY iinr NJ fnf 2 In tho rear
[&Eno@peion of said Muifet farm. md on the
q. ~ the center or Morse street. Part ?
The Detroit times., 1916-03-13
ssnrdrsso. caAp,sc .xp PAVING srREErs-,ooa.inu

"a 60 Il sic - "a o. 70
The daily Nome industrial worker., 1916-02-05
BOOST! BOOST!

If You don't feel like boosting buy hammer 25c to $1.25. Exten- sion Hack Saw nickle plated takes blade to 12 inches 75c., You save 25c., we make 25c., and the trusts loose soc, Break off Back for Cook Stoves 12 1-2c. fb. Do you get that 12 1-2c. b? Any Wash Board III the house for soc, No. DiGton Saw $1.75. Star Kitchen Saws, 14 inch. COG, Occident Butcher Saws 22 in. long $1.75, Bucksaws $1.00 each, ] man saw $2.50, Small Hand Vices 25c. and soc, Iron Block planes soc. to $50. We run our own business and are not dictated to, to what we must sell stock for.
 .. W. LEWIS.
 Successor to W. Dslbar.
The daily Nome industrial worker., 1916-02-05

UNALAKLEET, Jan. 26.-Last November a musher from the Yu- kon passed through here on his way to the Yukon. He did not give his name and never parted from his rifle What clothes he had, not enough to flag a hand car, were of British make. The man passed St. Michaels up and headed up the Yukon in search of mythical sister and disappeared. News recently re- ceived in St. Michaels indicates that he headed for the Kooslibuk coun- try and finally landed in St. Josephs s Mission in Koolo-ruk, an Eskimo village on the lower Yukon. The mission tried to induce him to stay but after he was fitted out with clothes, parka, etc, he started for Negus's trading station and froze to death. He was a man about forty years of age, medium height, slim, light grey eyes with shifting glance, sandy complexion, with Vandyke
The daily Nome industrial worker., 1916-02-05

beard and mustache.
 Forsland the embryo reindeer king is suffering from a touch of lum- bago. As soon as he recovers, hell go to Nelson's island via Mountain village and Hooper bay, with a small reindeer herd, the nucleus o1 a larger one. Nelson. island is good grazing ground for deer and unoc- cupied save for few native villages and the idea is to get there before the other fellow. The infant indus try is started and with suitable tariff and a few concessions, It should grow to giant proportions and then? Why we will capture for eign markets.
 Uncle Samuel is surely, fairy godmother to the aliens that. con- trol a respectable minority of the reindeer. He passes a special law enabling aliens to come here under treaty rights made with their gov ernment for that purpose-and trea
The daily Nome industrial worker., 1916-02-05
CORRESPONDENT TELLS OF
 DOINcS AT uNALAkLEET

ty rights are the supreme law of the iand-etarts them in the reindeer business under contract that they teach the natives, and how does it work out? The natives are rich in deer but in many cases without 2 market, and the aliens are rich i'll deer and money and loop hole ill their contract is large enough for their herds to jump through ana into the loving arms of capital.
 Writing of capital reminds me that my old and valued friend, Ja fet Lindeberg, has received iron, King Haakon the order of St. Olaf for illustrious conduct to- wards Norwegians. St. Olaf converted the natives of Norway to christianity in the eleventh century and is their patron saint. To have
The daily Nome industrial worker., 1916-02-05
NOTICE OF FORFEITURE.

To Ed. M'Gettigan, Arthur Divert
 and Ed. P. M'Gettigan, your
 heirs, executors, assigns or psFso.
 nal representatives:
 You and each of you are hereby notified that have caused to be expended in labor and improve ments the sum of one hundred dollars for each year for the years 1910, 1911, 1912, 1913, 1914, on each of tho following placer min- ing claims The Morning Star group an association placer mining claim situated on the left limit of Bould- CT creek, tributary of Snake River and the Electric placer mining claim located on the right limit of Twin Mountain creek, said claims being recorded and more fully de- scribed in the records of the Cape Nome Mining and Recording dis trict in the Second Division of the Territory of Alaska.
 The above amount has been ex- pended in order to hold said claims under the provisions of the law con- corning annual labor upon mining claims, heinz the amount required to hold said claims.
 And you and each of you are further notified that if within ninety days after the last publica- tion of this notice you fail to contri- bute your proportion of said expen- diture, you Ed. M'Gettigan end you Arthur Divert fer tho Morning Star group, and you Ed. P. M'Gettigan in the Morning Star group and the Electric claim, your interests in salt claims will become the property oi the undersigned, your Co-owner under section 2324 revised statutes of the United States
 (Mrs.) B. M. O'CONNELL l Co-Owner.
 Date of first publ, Nov. 6, 1915. Date of last publ, Fob. ,, 1916.
 GET THE NEWS RIGHT. REAL Il
The daily Nome industrial worker., 1916-02-05
FRDERATED CHURCH.

At the Congregational Church Sunday the following services will bs held. Rev. Joha Parsons. pastor.
 II A. N. Bible Sehool aHd children's service.
 Adult Bible class will study, "A Sabbath in Carpernaum."
 z P. M. Christian Dndoavor.
 & P. N. Worship and Sermon by Dr. John Parsons. Subject: What Jesus Means to Humanity.
 Special music will be rendered by the choir.
 The public is more than welcome to all the services of the church.
The daily Nome industrial worker., 1916-02-05

WASHINGTON, D. C., Feb. B. The demand for reports of the h. dustrial Relation Commission indi- cate that the supply will not b, equal to it and that the number au- thorized may be altogether insutfl- cient.
 The Industrial Relation Commis- sion has established quarters here with a view of promoting legisla-
The daily Nome industrial worker., 1916-02-05
CIRCLE wv" LAMB.

It is of great importance to give everyone the best value for their money. Circle wv" Lamb has the undisputed reputation in the States of being equalled by few and sur. passed by none, and costs TO more than the ordinary mutton.
 PACIFIC COLD STORAGE co.
 Telephone: White IT.
The daily Nome industrial worker., 1916-02-05
CARRANzA ORDERS
 AMERICANS AWAY

FL PASO, Feb. 3.-Carranza warned Americans Io stay away from any troubled point in Mexico where race feeling is keen for the present in order to avoid any trouble.
 In many towns feeling against
The daily Nome industrial worker., 1916-02-05

Americans growing out of the re- cent border troubles is very keen and he advises none to cross the. line lest the Mexicans unawed by the presence of troops commit de- predictions.
The daily Nome industrial worker., 1916-02-05

PETROGRAD, Feb. 3.-Reports from the Caucasus army show that the Russians engaged the Turks beyond Ezeroum and after severe fighting the Ottoman troops con tinued their retreat. They pro-
The daily Nome industrial worker., 1916-02-05

Merchants Agent.
 Will buy Merchandise of all de- scriptions for Dealers here or any where in the States. Furs bought outright or sold to highest bidder on a 3 per cent Commission.
 Wanted special, cross foxes. For ward same parcel post, registered
The daily Nome industrial worker., 1916-02-05
TURKS ENGAGE
 SLAvS; RETIRING

ceeded directly southward. The Rus Russians are continuing their march towards the coast and are not to- be diverted from their intention to capture Trebizond.