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The sun., 1916-10-29

he boss. an, set in IN earn a homes,
livin' at poker.
Don't do to ledge nohodv foo hash
lie oungh "a turned ont all rjyh,
alter all, on'y To- the hand n, r,to sion
pin in like ! said.
"Thoy was the makIn,s ~,
payer into him. an he mouch, "a did
we'll if he'd "A had mo- moral cb,ro.-
ter, but they must "a been soma ,a,.,
weakness in his mokcun ,pe,rod
Ike he didn't had no self.rc,iancc
If a man nut nm any kyind ~,
hlum AZ him. mo- special IL thcv was. +,
-'gcstinn a. Whence 'tached IN II ho.J
Law down even il he helt the best hand
An he was most gently c,,chod =, ~,
tried stackin' the cyards. 'pcorod ,fLo
he didn't had s'tic!cnt dcxterity into bis
nngcrs. an lust nachulIv no dono ,.a,
SHOT w pretty had sey'raI ,imes No.,
hcin: = quick with his run :. ho.d
ouehtcr been. '
90. ,,,.o ,ht,u
The sun., 1916-10-29
Comedy Is
the Most Difficult
to''Cet Over and
Burlesque Is Far
From Easy, Since
Its Fun Must Be
Founded Upon
Fact
The Hitchcock wink.

painted drop and a stream of water
that flows evenly from a pipe. He
uses no props. no matter how many
in a single comedy"
Mr.. Sennett believes enthusiastically
in the movies. There must he some.
thing wonderful" he says. about the
business that can develop IN hail a
generation into the third largest In.
dustry in the country And his mar
who has "A genius for packing h,o
laughs into "A situation where oH.%
Cne laugh grew before feels that MAJ.
ing people happy, besides Icing Il
lucrative occupation. is a serious mis-.
sion.
We keep our fingers on the pulse a."
the world" he told the writer s%Olerl.
only the other day | received a r.
port from n of my agents in Paris
lie wrote me that when the wounded
soldiers come bach the first thing they
ask Is Where can we get IA .au-a
where can we see a funny play whNrr
can We see a funny moving picture"
! myself have received letters from
towns behind the battle lines 90 e..
rope. expressing gratitude for q lang
of which ! was the father. and ! til
you they have made my heart -
pand.
People sometimes ask me- via
screen comedians are like OUTSIDE tie
studio. whether there's any truth N
the myth that those whose business
it is Ia make others laugh are usual
gloomy individuals themselves. ~ FER
as I've observed. film comed.an az
like other people. only perhaps The
large salaries they receive make g
easy for them TO laugh in and out o.
the studio
And with a triply hearty laugh 20
rcctor-scenar.o-writer-ictu Ma,hls n
Sennett bounded out nf his char -
plunge energeticaliy into the rehearsal
Of a scene that will . % make millions
laugh.
The sun., 1916-10-29
BY DAVID A. CURTIS.

"a [OST Gcn'iy tn amt V
~ III no te,lin. how thing, Is
wi ~ -,
e"'"e ''"N NV "
poker same-hot thouteh "a man mas
the deal his own self. tn amt said
old man Greenlaw as IL speakinr to
,,. u,or,a -, ,ro .r,o, ,,o," +.
-.
'o"''hueo "i'n 'he AR vi one oe''cr-
Ing an original thought OF great value
and profound wisdom, even then
,h.v 4. o,avs ,i,bIe %, 70 IVA gonna.
M, Ir,.rrsra ,.,,h ,,o aonraa. -.
S~prov,dence an. IN. hnu Man n, tho
VOW. ~ an o.,o,, y,o.t ,r, ho,,u..r, a
srst.oa ~, 1t, hor.s, a. ,ho 49,
.,hat "a o,.h, o., 10 OF, 80 no,"
=, nas nvIdon, fron hi, norro- a.,
ho ,ooLaa aro,,d n, h,t awa,onoo ~ 81.
U,.iN -. aaa
:. 49,. ~ ..,.aa c,.. 49,. ~.
~" !. 49, HrN',''' Ivy ,'
Sn.ss ,,' -
"nu"nnr .ae. Wy ieaao" vi ms n"N'"s
.Noi'.a anu enuhe!a'eu 80 precious d
.hous"' as ne hao JUST eNpfess'"' Out
" was also evident from tho manner
The sun., 1916-10-29
So Says King Of
Cinema Funrnak-
ers as He Pauses
in Midst of Siren
uous Days Work
to Tell How Film
Comedies Are
Made
Raymond Hitchcock, Roscoe
Arbuckle and Flora Zabelle in
THE Village Scandal"
SST HUNDREDS OF thousands OF
people all over the world

''' NAR
daily laugh at moving pic
ture comedies" said Mack Scnnett.
king OF the Aim funmakers. but how
many ever pause to think OF the brains
and work hat go into the making G!
n laugh"
1t would he n revelation to those
VII have considered the source
Of their fun to watch the maker Of the
Tr!angle-keystone comedies In action.
Derby down almost to his eyes. shirt
sleeves rolled above his elbows and
perspiration pouring from his face he
Tushes about the studio. the ~personii-
cation Of dynamic, untlring energy.
At his side there Is always IA stenog-
rapher 20 whom he is saying repeat
edly. Make Il note Of this. make a
note OF that: I want to. change IT,"
His brow Is snarled in concentration
as he shouts orders.
Don't make that expression OF dis
may quite so pronounced. Miss Nor
mand." or "EXaggerate that gesture
Of mock Difference II little more. please,
Mr.. Arbuckle." In short, he handles
his company as n musician does MS
notes. blending their actions into what
OH the screen will lie Il symphony of
laughter.
COMEDY" the miracle man OF mer-
riment told the writer between the re-
hearsal Of two scenes. "is the hardest
thing in the world to get over sue
cessfully and, film laugh plays are
twice az hard to make as those OF the
stage. In the first place. the movie
director Is handicapped because 1t is
impossible for him to Use two OF the
great elements Of comedy upon which
the stage director largely depends the
voice OF his players and the funny
lines. What use would Harry LADDERS
Infectious laugh or oscar W!lde's bril-
The sun., 1916-10-29

The Good Book says" continued the
old man, what they is some good into
the wust of US an some bad into the
best OF us, an Jerry Hoppendike
want no reception. Must a been n
kyind Of a yearnin' into him To- To he
decent n spite o. havin' went s way
ward IS he had on the boss. To- tho
mex was heer'd of him he done sold
The sun., 1916-10-29
Took a Hand in the Game

hearin' bout Jerry ~Hoppendike's
downward Greer, an Gawd knows yo'
uns needs instruction bad"
II reckon we = gwine TO git IT bad"
muttered Jake Winterbottom with a
grim smile. but the old man did not
hear him. and the others looked too
discouraged to interfere. so the story
vent on.
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1916-10-04
TOLIVE LONG!

A recipe given by famous physi-
clan for long life was Keep the
kidneys in good order! Try to elimi-
nate through the skin and intestines
the pOisons that otherwise clog the
Kidneys. Avoid eating meat as much
as possible; avoid too much salt al
cohol, tea. Try milk and vegetable
diet Drink plenty Of water and exer-
else so you sweat-thc skin helps to
eliminate the toxic poisons and uric
acid"
For those past middle life. for those
easily recognized symptoms Of intlam-
nation. as backaChe. scalding water"
or II uric acid in the blood has caused
rheumatism. rusty joints, stiffness.
get Anuric" at the drug store. This
is wonderful eliminator Of uric acid
and was discovered by Dr. Pierce of
lnvaids' Hotel, Buffalo, y. y. II your
druggist does not keep it send 10 cents
TO Dr, Pierce for trial package and YOU
viii know that it is thirty-seven times
more potent than lithia and that il dis
solves uric acid as hot water does sug-
ar.-Advertisement.
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1916-10-04

With words clothed in reasons garb.
'Counselled ignoble ease and peaceful
sloth,
Not peace
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1916-10-04
The National View

: Roosevelt Scores WilSOn-Once more
Colonel Theodore Roosevelt has caused
CONSERVATION among the Democratic
managers by portraylng in accurate.
but merclless manner the utter fail
ure Of the Wilson administration even
TO approximate true Americanism IN
It's conduct of the affairs OF the ma
ton. Colonel Roosevelt not only
charged, in his Battle Creek speech,
but proved, that in every important
affair with which he had 10 deal, Pres
ident Wilson has been feeble yacIl-
lating. selfish. always the political OPP
portuntst, never the true, manly
American 4 appeal 10 my fellow
citizens that they shall elect MIR.
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1916-10-04

How GunrdSmcn Stand-A signih-
cant incident occurred this week in
a New York militia armory. The
captain of a militia company composed
almost entirely of union labor put to
his men the following question:
III President Wilson is reelected,
who among you want to go to Wash
ingtOn to march in the inaugural pa
rade?'' Not man spoke
every man who wants to march
in the inaugural parade il Governor
Hughes is elected will stand" said
the captain next
Instantly every man in the command
sprang to his feet.
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1916-10-04

Hughes and LabOr-"By my past We
shall judge me, is. in substances. what
Governor Hughes has been telling la
Dor audiences he has addressed In this
state. Referring 10 the charges that
he had vetoed certain bills he said, a
viii admit II cheerfully. and | may
further state that what did as COVER
nor involved a principle which | would
continue to apply if we're elected
president. That is, I examined the
proposals that were made as thorough
~ as knew how. and what thought
was right ! favored, and when be-
licved the measure was wrong | did
not attempt to gain votes by fnvoring
II, Mr.. Hughes has pointed ont how
as governor. he accomplishment enact
ment regulating and prohibiting child
labor; compelling ventilation and san
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1916-10-04

TAFT and R0Ot-This week ex-Prcsi-
dent Taft and eX-Secretary Root will
take the stump for Governor Hughes,
Judge Taft speaking at the Interstate
fair at Trenton, y. j.. and Senator
Root addressing a great mass-meeting
nj Carnegie Hall in this city. Mr..
Taft will make other speeches, going
TO the middle West, Senator Root
Will also make further speeches, but
the time and places have not yet been
decided on, Governor Hughes is the
first presidential candidate in the his
tory Of the nation to be supported in
his campaign by two cy-presdents and
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1916-10-04

In watch made for exhibition
there is wheel that makes revo-
luton in four years. operating dial
which shows the years. months and
days.
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1916-10-04

an ex-secretary of state. In addition
10 the admiration which the person.
atty and record of Governor Hughes
compel, President Wilson has won Sc.
we're and unanimous condemnation
from those statesmen best qualified
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1916-10-04

itary arrangements in factories; limit
ing the hours Of labor; fixing an eight
hour day for railroad telegraph and
telephone operators engaged in dis
patching trains; compelling semi
monthly payment Of railway employees;
the law compelling cash pay
ment Of wages. making 1t include adj
ditional concerns; how he reOr-
ganlzed tho labor department, pro-
cured The creation Of the bureau Of
mercantile inspection, and appointed
labor man Of proved ability and
worth as its head. Mr.. Hughes. II
will be remembered was enthusiastic
cally endorsed at the conclusion Of
his service as governor. as a friend Of
labor by the official organ Of the Fed
GRAFTON Of Labor in New York state.
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1916-10-04

with words clothed in reasons garb,
'Counselled ignoble ease and peaceful
sloth,
Not peace
"FOrget the Past.r-This il the in
junction which Issues from Shadow
Lawn. Forget the past" is President
Wilson's charge to the American PEG
Pic. Not by the Divine injunction. by
their fruits ~ shall know them, .
would he have the American people
Judge him and his administration. but
BY his eloquently clothed promises Of
future performance Mr.. Wilgon fur
Their informs the newspaper CORE
spondents that he does not purpose to
answer The charges Of those who, like
Governor Hughes and Colonel Rooge-
welt, ask that the Wilson adminlgtra-
ton be Judged by its performances. on
the contrary, he intends to ignore all
that is passed. to make no further at
tempt to defend the AdamsOn wage
increase bill. his surrender Of the prin-
ciplc OF arbitration. his invasion Of
Mexico for the sole purpose Of driving
HueTta out; his weasel words .
conveyed TO the Austrian ambassador
through Mr. Bryan begging him to
understand that the presidents declar-
alton that those who took the lives Of
American citizens on the high seas
would be held to "strict accountable
ity' was purely for home consumption
and mot to be taken TOO seriously"
Mr.. Wilson'S position inevitable sug-
gests that he dare not be taken too
seriously" Mr. Wilson's position in
evitably suggests that he dare not
trust his political fortunes to the judy
ment Of the American people based on
his past performances.
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1916-10-04

The Test OF Loyalty III you are not
for me you are disloyal citizen.
This, in effect, is the word sent by
President Wilson TO Jeremiah
OLeary, president Of the American
Truth Society Mr. O'Leary wrote the
president critiCizing his Mexican and
foreign policies. calling attention to
the election to Congress- OF William S.
Bennett from the Twenty-third New
York district with all the Republic
can and thrty-siN per cent of the
normal Democratic vote, and to the
denomination for the Senate OF MARITIME
against Westcott, Mr. Wilson's cand-
date. in New Jersey. and asking when
the president purposed TO respond to
these evidences of popular disapproval
by action. President Wilson tele-
graphed in reply Il would feel deeply
mortified 10 have you or anyone like
yOn vote for me. Since you have ac-
cess to many dislOyal Americans and
! have not, will ask you 10 convey
this message to them Mr.. O'LGary has
replied saying, in part I'm your tele-
gram Of yesterday you have evaded
every question that | raised. In thus
dCtlIlB you nave lollOWeu your uSual
method Of carrying on Il controversy
with an opponent You seek, by an
Indirect charge of disloyulty-a charge
which you dared not directly make
to escape the question which you can
not answer | challenge comparison,
both by heredity and environment. Of
my life and antecedents with yours.
While three Of my uncles were dying
in defense Of the Union. those OF your
kin who dared to fight were struggling
to destroy it,"
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1916-10-04

In town in the heart of the Rus
sian salt fields many towns are built
of salt.
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1916-10-04

by character and experience TO pass
Judgment on his course.
The central record. (Lancaster, Ky.) 18??-current, 1916-03-30
VALUABLE SERVICE
RENDERED State.

There comes to our notice the last
issue of The Register, of the State
Historical Society. edited by Mrs. Jen-
ME C. Morton. at Frankfort. The Reg
lister is full of historical data, among
which is the Boone Records containing
the Boone genealogy dating from
1866. Few people in Kentucky know
and appreciate, as they should. the SER
vices rendered the state by Mrs. Nor
ton and her sister in collecting and
preserving the records of distinguished
men and women who have made Ken
lucky famous. But for these untiring,
patriotic and versatile women much
valuable information would be lost to
posterity. Kentucky owes them debt
Of gratitude it can never repay.
The central record. (Lancaster, Ky.) 18??-current, 1916-03-30
CONSOLIDATED
BOTTLINC WORKS

The Lancaster Bottling Company
with Mr.. j. S. Haselden, Proprietor,
and the Crab Orchard Bottling Works.
Goodwin Bros, proprietors. consolidated
this week under the name Of the Con-
solidated Bottling Works of Lancaster.
Messrs Walter and Howard Goodwin
will have charge of the new plant and
will install the latest improved machin-
cry and will cover all territory formerly
covered by the two plants and in ad-
dition thereto will cover Jessamine and
Fayette counties with a complete line
of bottled drinks. Messrs Goodwin
Bros will move to Lancaster shortly.
The central record. (Lancaster, Ky.) 18??-current, 1916-03-30
GRAND JURY ADJOURNS
After Returning Twenty Indictments.

The grand-jury finally adjourned last
Friday after sitting six days and re-
turning in all about twenty indictments.
In their final report to the court they
compliment the county officials for the
work they have accomplished in re-mod-
cling the Court House and the spending
OF the peoples money so judiciously.
The following report, which is an IN
teresting one. We print in full.
ITO the Hon. Charles A. Hardin.
Judge, Garrard Circuit Court.
We, the grand jury lmpaneled by you
on the LIST day of the present March
Term 1916, have completed our work,
and beg to report that we investigated
all the jail cases and returned indict-
ments, and all other irregularities were
fully investigated, including the charge
made against Governor A. o. Stanley,
that he looked as though he had been
drinking when he passed Lancaster on
the special train last November, and
We find that the local minister who
made this charge was entirely mistake
IN his insinuation and our investigation
of the facts show that Gov. Stanley
was not drunk and had not been drink
ing at that time.
We beg leave to report that we find
that whiskeY has been sold both in the
County, and in the city of Lancas ter
and indictments have been returned in
all the cases We have been able to get
evidence to justify indictments. In the
city Of Lancaster we find that practi-
cally all the illegal sale of liquor came
from few blind tigers and the owners
and operators of these are now in jail.
In the County we find very little liquor
being sold. The people of Bryantsvilie
report that very little is being sold
there now, and other sections of the
county is equally free from this condi-
ton.
We have MISUNDERSTANDING violations
Of the lottery Statute, and recommend
to the grand jury for the next term of
Court that they continue the investiga-
ton to the end that there may be no
violations by operating slot machines,
punch boards, rafiles. and all kinds of
illegal drawing contests, and should
there be any violations. to promptly in
dict and put an end to this gambling
school.
We investigated the County Institu-
tons and found them in reasonably
good condition The re-modeled Court
house is an honor to the County of Gar
rard snd the present officials of the
county deserve credit for the good work
they have done in spending the peoples
money SO judiciously.
Nothing further having come under
our observation. we beg to be finally
eXcuSed. Respectfully submitted,
W. X. Cook, Foreman.
The central record. (Lancaster, Ky.) 18??-current, 1916-03-30
NOTICE,

Inc bas'in Telephone Company takes
pleasure IN announcing that they have
installed a hrst class Exchange In Lam
caster with metallic circuit, with two
wires Tor each 'phone' thereby insurlng
a much better service than the old
grounded wire system. The Company
has spent over SIX Thousand Dollars
lsoooo') TO make this Improvement, and
expects TO spend more until It makes 1t
one OF the very best systems in the
State OF Kentucky. When the present
The central record. (Lancaster, Ky.) 18??-current, 1916-03-30
CELEBRATES SIXTY.
FIFTH BIRTHDAY

On last Sunday March 26th Mrs. Jno.
Davis passed he Goth milestone. The
day was made memorably by happy
surprise Being given her by her child
rem and grand children. Mrs. Davis
was surprised by birthday dinner and
several nice presents. She is native
of Garrard, having lived on White Lick
forty-two years. She is a mother of
fourteen children and thirty four grand
children. That Mrs. Davis may have
many more happy birthdays is the wish
of. Children and Grandchildren.
The central record. (Lancaster, Ky.) 18??-current, 1916-03-30
DR.. CASEY GOES
TO DANVILLE.

DR.. J. NJ. Casey. one Of the best
veterinary surgeons in the State will
go to Danville to take up the practice
of his father. DR. II. l.. Casey who has
gone 70 Mexico. having volunteered his
services to the war department. From
the fact he speaks Spanish he will
doubtless be assigned a quartermasters
place Young DIR. Casey has made
many friends in Lancaster. both he and
his wife are popular here and we re-
greet to give them up.
The central record. (Lancaster, Ky.) 18??-current, 1916-03-30

1t is one thing for Americans in Mex
leo voluntarily to take the risk inner
ent in condition IN insui rection, and
to suffer because of those conditions;
it is quite another to have the peace
and quiet of the American border de-
stroyed by an invasion of our territory
by these armed marauders. Not only
have the American citizens right to
protection: it is the first duty of the
American government to see that this
protection Is given in the face Of such
an invasion.
The central record. (Lancaster, Ky.) 18??-current, 1916-03-30

Tell me, ye winged winds that around
my pathway roar, do We not know some
quiet spot where wives clean house no
more; some lone, sequestered dale,
some island, oceangirt. where life is
not one ceaseless war with cobwebs and
with dirt; where only natures carpet
spreads beneath their tired feet. and
wretched men are ne'er compelled its
emerald folds to beat? The lake breeze
famed my heated face and said; Beat
on? There's no such place.
The central record. (Lancaster, Ky.) 18??-current, 1916-03-30
WARNING FROM
HEALTH OFFICER.

DR.. j. NJ. Acton. the local health Of
ficer. asks US to state he orders all back
yards cleaned, all barns, hen houses
and vaults cleaned and disinfected at
once. He asked US to state that II
rubbish be placed IN barrels and boxes
in front of premises they will be hauled
away. He Furthermore states that all
premises will be inspected the first
week in April and asks for the hearty
cooperation of citizens in cleaning up
and reporting nuisances of any kind.
He asks that all hogs be removed by
May lst.
The central record. (Lancaster, Ky.) 18??-current, 1916-03-30
RUGS and VACUUM CLEANER

Miss Fannie Bishop. who We all know,
is asking your patronage in an adver-
tisement in this issue. She makes rugs
and also sells vacuum cleaner to keep
the rugs clean after they are made.
She has samples to show you and will
be glad to have you call and see them
at her residence near the depot.
The central record. (Lancaster, Ky.) 18??-current, 1916-03-30

We read that the road construction in
Daviess county will be done under CON-
petitive contracts with the supervision
OF the fiscal court, whose every act
shall have the most searching publicity.
That is what honest members of the
court ask and what the public may
expect, the tax payers have
a right to know just how their money
is expended and it should be spent
judiciously and in such way as to in
sure good roads turnout the State.
The central record. (Lancaster, Ky.) 18??-current, 1916-03-30
CORONER JONES

Judge c. A. Arnold made a popular
appointment when he named Mr.. Will
Jones to succeed his father as coroner
last Monday. Mr.. Jones will All out
the unexpired term and we think he
will make a good official.
The central record. (Lancaster, Ky.) 18??-current, 1916-03-30
SHEEP MONEY HERE

Those having claims for sheep killed
by dogs during the year 1915 will be
paid in full, if they will present them
to County Clerk. Joe Hamilton. II
isn't every year that these claims will
pay dollar for dollar, but the tax receiv-
ed from dog owners last year amounts
to about 81, 900 and the total damaged
allowed for sheep killed was only S6l9.
The balance goes into the school fund.
The central record. (Lancaster, Ky.) 18??-current, 1916-03-30

The third grandchild of President
Wilson was born Sunday and named
Eleanor for the first Mrs. Wilson. The
Stork and Cupid have both been in evil
dense in the Wilson administration.
The central record. (Lancaster, Ky.) 18??-current, 1916-03-30

We notice in tine Lexington Leader
where an entertainment was given at
the Ada Meade for the benefit of Sayre
College lnfrmary. In the Living
Pictures. Miss Elizabeth Ford and
Jimmie Lloyd posed as Hope and Mem
nrN
The central record. (Lancaster, Ky.) 18??-current, 1916-03-30

Because you live at the edge of town
do not think you can keep hogs after
the first of May. You must be out Of
the town limits or you will be reported
by your neighbors. Some did this last
wear who call themselves law abiding
citizens
The central record. (Lancaster, Ky.) 18??-current, 1916-03-30

Don't forget what your wife told you
to get down town, or you may get It
when you get home.