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Gilpin observer., 1916-08-10
LUKE MclUkE SAYS

A woman isn't as big liar as a
man. Almost all tie lying she does
is about her ege and her weight
Some people use their hands so
much when they talk that il they
were handcuffed they would be dumb
The old-fashioned man who used to
worry for fear he would be buried
alive now has son who takes no
chances and keeps himself embalm-
ed all the time.
There may be a use for everything
But what about a goat and hole in
doughnut?
A man doesn't expect to get two
15-cent articles for quarter But it
is different when he is purchasing
squirrel milk by the shot.
The reason why a woman always
loves the sweetheart she didn't mar
ry lis because she didn't marry him.
Why is 1t that nobody loves fat
man? You never see fat man rid
ing motorcycle.
There wouldn't be so much preach
ing done Il there was a law COMPEL
ing us to practice what we preach.
What has become of the old-fash
ioned man who used to advertise for
the acquaintance of refined lady
object matrimony?
Another reason why there are sc
many divorces is because all the
lies are told before marriage and al
the truth after marriage.
Maybe more of the fashionable
women would have babies II there
wasn't always the danger that the
baby might kiss dear Fido and give
Fido some sort of disease.
Appearances may be deoeitful. Bu'
q fellow never thinks of that wher
he sees a pretty girl.
Love may be blind Bnt 1t opens
its eyes when the installment collec
tor comes around for a payment on
the ice box and the hnoleum ON the
kitchen floor.
Soap Is choarer than psrfumery
But you wouldn't imagine 1t when yor
get into a crowd on hot day.
They claim that men are bravel
than women But n man wouldn't III
Gilpin observer., 1916-08-10
Keepina the Ball RoIIlno.

Marks-It seems as though women
have a mania for spending money.
Parks-I know 1t. Why. whenever
my wife is too sick to go shopping
she sends for the doctor.
Gilpin observer., 1916-08-10
Afterthouuht.

This is positively the last word in
apartments" said the breezy agent.
And this little room tackled on the
rear?"
why. that's the kitchen"
II see. And you might call that a
postscript"
Gilpin observer., 1916-08-10
FOR COUNTY TREASURER

l hereby announce my candidacy
for the designation and nomination
Of county treasurer, subject to the
will of the Democratic assembly and
primary.
HENRY P. ALTVATER.
Gilpin observer., 1916-08-10
Dav After.

He thinks of the supper last evening
That he bought her after the play
He sighs with regret-he cannot forget
That 1t means free lunch for today.
Gilpin observer., 1916-08-10
MEMBER COLORADO Editorial ASSOCIATION
THURSDAY, AUGUST 10th, 1916.

The rainy season is not over yet.
MIR. Hughes is on his way west, and
keep your eye peeled for heavy
squalls.
Gilpin observer., 1916-08-10

Massachusetts, Pennsylvania. New
York and other eastern states are
claimed by tie G. o. p, to be Re-
publican states. A few months ago
they held an election and each turn
cd down female suffrage by large
majorities. How can the women of
Colorado swallow tie Hughes DOPE.
and make themselves believe that
party, in the lsast. countepan"es
their course? Ladies' of Colorado,
quit chasing rainlows.
Gilpin observer., 1916-08-10
Chronic RonA.

He who gets off a stale Joke.
Devoid Of wit or mirth
Would make a hit II he'd choke.
And thus get OF the earth.
Gilpin observer., 1916-08-10

Mark Hanna's slogan. "a Full Din
nerpail," has been eclipsed by the
Wilson slogan, full stomach for
the workingman.
Gilpin observer., 1916-08-10

They claim that men are Drawer
than women. But a man wouldn't go
down town with nothing on his chest
but a lavaliere.
Gilpin observer., 1916-08-10

observer-the family paper-s2Oo
Gilpin observer., 1916-08-10

Soap is choarer than psrfumery
But you wouldn't imagine 1t when yor
get into crowd on hot day.
Gilpin observer., 1916-08-10

A woman isn't as big liar as a
man. Almost all TIE lying she does
is about her ege and her weight.
Gilpin observer., 1916-08-10

The old-fashioned man who used to
worry for fear he would be buried
alive now has son who takes no
chances and keeps himself embalm-
ed all the time.
Gilpin observer., 1916-08-10

Love may be blind Bnt 1t opens
its eyes when the installment collec'
tor comes around for a payment on
the ice box and the hnoleum ON the
kitchen floor.
Gilpin observer., 1916-08-10

Some people use their hands so
much when they talk that If they
were handcuffed they would be dumb.
Der Deutsche correspondent. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1841-1918, 1916-11-05
@Orilber lpar bic tpei6epoIle feier.

9as 6er3 erfiillt nit reinem, fro6em
@liidsempfinOen, nit freubiger3ubers
iiHt, beIeelt BON Dem Streben, in olIe
3ufunft 2isbe gu geben, fpo Tie 2iebe
81 empfdngen bd9te, mar Mo9on am
Q(rm oes @dtten in bic Sofriftei aus
riideef9ritten. Simmer pie6er flong
in ibrer 8ruIt Dos 9ibeliport nad, oos
iie Ii9 Ielbif dusgeipGblt battle fir ben
beutioeii Sag: .gDo 9u binoebIi, oa
pill icb ou1 bingeben; ipo Du bleibf,
bd bleibe i9 aud. 9ein 8olf 1T mein
@olf, uno Dein Gptt lit mein @ott.
gDo Du Ttirbit. ou iterbe itb aud.
QeiIe perbalteu Oie Orseltldnsc.
glls iie iiber bic @9peIIe Der Sas
triifei 19ritten, SDe Mor ben @rm Teis
nss juneen Meibes feiter an Iih, Td6
ibr in bic feuhten glugen uno fliiiferte
bos cine Wort; gMein mein!" ltno
Der Deutsche correspondent. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1841-1918, 1916-11-05
(GortTssuns foIsi.)

@tpos 6oben frOllen. fpos mir nitt
bdben, uno etipas Iein poIIsn. mos mir
ni6t fino, 1T Ole @urasl allies llsbeIs.
n
Die ainoerorbeit Irll in Sopon
mebr i'm G6tpones iein ols in onberen
2dnbsrn. 8, Die Sopuner iinb Elm
Rulturpolt
X y
Tds @ersnusen her GslbhSuFries
benbsit bGngt in OerMebr5dbl Der Sal
ls bon Der Weinuno on6erer ob.
Die TreunOI9oft nimmf ob, ipenr
gu Oiel GIiid, unb aud, tuenn Su bisl
lInoliid troltef.
The Jeffersonian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1907-1917, 1916-02-17
THE JEFFERSONIAN
RESOLUTIONS PASSED AT THOMSON
MEETING.
MEETING.

At a meeting of the people of Thomson,
Ga, estimated at from $500 to 5000, made
up of representatives from every section of
the State, Mr.. Benjamin Nj. Blackburn, Of At
lanta, introduced the following resolutions
that were adopted by unanimous vote:
Resolved That we, people Of Georgia, as
sembled in the full enjoyment of our rights
under the Constitution, earnestly and solemn
Iy protest against the statements coming from
the Department of Justice at Washington,
which say, that citizen Of this State may be
indicted by the juries of other States under
the plea that Georgia juries will not respect
their oatlls as jurors and return verdicts ac-
cording to the law and the evidence.
That, remembering the inherited rights of
a free people, we protest against the reyolu-
tiOnary invasion of these rights contained in
the published suggestion coming from the
Department Of Justice, that if Mr.. Thomas e.
Watson is not convicted in Georgia, under
the Indictment that shall be ordered, he
shall be extradited to other State for
trial.
That we do soIemn1y resent the slanderous
imputation that the juries of other states are
more loyal to their Oatl1s than the juries of
Georgia.
That we demand of our representatives i'm
Congress that they investigate, with all CON-
ferred power, the concerted attempt to take
from the people the sacred rights of the citi-
gen. and to place upon Georgia the blight of
the outlaw.
Feeling that have right to know the
names of the twenty in Georgia who
have said to the Attorney General that the
Government cannot get justice from Geor-
gia Jury. insist that congressman de-
mand of the Department of Justice the names
of the men who have thus slandered their
State.
The Jeffersonian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1907-1917, 1916-02-17

And I tell the Acknowledgement to his.
teeth-Yow cannot renooVe me from the SoutNs
erno District Of Georgia!
The Anglo-Saxon laws of Alfred the Gread
forbids you! !
The law of Magma Charta forbids you!
The Constitution of the United States for~
bids you
The decisions Of the Supreme Court of the
United States forbid you
Dare you run rough shod over the laws Oh
a thousand years-laws which my ancestors,
If not yowrs, fought to establish and perpetu-
ate in the New Yorld?
IF so, your course will be revolutionary,
tyrannical, despotic, lawless.
In such a case, your purpose could not be-
decent legal prosecution, but devilish per~
secution, preluding assassination
Feeling this profoundly, / would be more
than human-or less-if I submitted to it.
If have give up my life for having Inc
Cured the savage hatred of the Roman priests
here in the same region where my ancestors
gave up theirs.
[ am not going to be tried in Baltimore,
where Cardinal Gibbons rules the roost; nor
in Boston, where Cardinal O'Connell is brutal
boss; nor in New York, where Tammany rep+
resents the Italian Pope, and pulls the reins
over the Democratic party.
IF tried at all about the Frank case-or any
other-I am going to be tried, according t0
zoeo! IN MY OWN DISTRICT!
Mr.. Gregory, Mr.. Slaton, Mr.. Hoke Smith;
Mr.. T. W. Hardwick, and Messrs. Gibbons,
O'Connell and TUNULTY, will be doing
we'll, if they make note of this.
The Jeffersonian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1907-1917, 1916-02-17
HAS ATTORNEY -GEN ERAL
GREGORY LOST HIS HEAD?
Does He Realize the LaWIess-
ness of His Threatened Pro-
ceedings Against Watson !?
CONTINUED FROM PAGE ONE. J

CONTINUED FROM PAGE ONE ~
Is her thirst for blood unquenchable? p
Does she 1aever get enough of murder?
Does she demand victim in Georgia. as
In New York, in Chicago, in Mexico, and in
Texas?
Very we'll: she can get one, if she continues
to attempt to carry out the oath which was
taken by Cardinals Gibbons, O'Connell, and
Farley, when they went to Rome, paid ten
thousand dollars apiece for their red hats,
and signed solemn affidavit to persecute
such men as you and me to differentiation.
[ don't intend to bulge an inch the cause
is yours, as we'll as mine, and I will die on
my threshold, before any officer State OF
Federal, shall take me outside of the legal
jurisdiction under whose constitutional pro-
lection my home was made.
In all criminal prosecutions, the accused shall
enjoy the right to a speedy and public trial, by
impartial jury of the State and District wherein
the crime shall have been committed, which
District shall have been previously ascertained by
law and to be informed Of the nature and cause
OF the accusation to be confronted with the wit
nesSes against him. to have compulsory process
for obtaining witnesses in his favor, and to have
the assistance of counsel for his Defense
Does this Administration mean to tell the
States, that the Federal Government has de-
termined to treat the Constitution as a dead
letter?
Is that the "mob spirit" of this Democratic
regime?
Even in the stress of the Civil War, the
Lincoln Administration went no farther with
their war measures than to suspend the Writ
Of H0bc1s Corps.
No citizen was dragged out of one State, to
be tried in another
The Jeffersonian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1907-1917, 1916-02-17
THOMSON, GA, FEBRUARY II, 1916.
a Plain Talk TO the Attorney
General of the United States.

EVER since last summer, when The Jeffer-
sonan took up the defense of Georgia
her laws, her courts her womanhood-the
jew drummers and the Catholic priests, have
been Boosting that they had arranged to have
me indicted in some Northern State, and
taken out of the jurisdiction in which live.
When my brother first mentioned these
threats to me, last July, [ told him that it was
all bluff, simply because the law of the land
did not authorize such an outrage
Nevertheless, it soon cropped out, that after
the Government failed in Augusta to empanel
tlcelre Norths and Dents, my enemies in
tended to take me where they could find
jury Of Dents and NOrths.
To the amazement of all sensible people. the
Attorney of the United States
leagued himself with these foes to time hon
Ored Law, and declared that he meant to have
me indicted in four or five different states,
at the same time.
With the Cabling garrulity of a toothless
old woman, he has continued to threaten me,
and to say-as a last propostion-that he
would indict me about the Frank case in
Georgia first, but if Georgians refuse to sac
rifice me to John M. Slaton, to Hearst, to
Straus and to the Roman Catholic priests, he
would drag me to another jurisdiction
During all the months that these threats
have been bruited, nobody among the officials
surrounding this astonishing Department of
Justice seems to have considered that have
a wife and children, home and fireside,
friends and devoted comrades.
have been talked about and threatened, as
though I were homeless and NANCY yellow
dog, with no rights which the Government
was bound to respect, and no strength with
which to compel respect.
Throughout the country, it has been her.
aided that the Georgia delegation in Congress
~Aexcepting always our two glorious Senators
had gone to the Department of Justice in
my "behalf," and that Governor Harris had
aone the same thing.
1T has also been heralded that the vice
president of our Publishing Company went
fD this marvellous Department of Justice, to
plead in my "behalf."
The Jeffersonian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1907-1917, 1916-02-17

Two Of the daily papers of this State, sub
sidized no doubt with devastation money, have
encouraged the Attorney General to invade
the State of Georgia, and to trample upon
her constitutional rights.
Both of our glorious Senators have stood
aloof, indifferent to the insult and outrage
threatened; and one of them said he did not
care If Watson were "quartered', and the four
different quarters of his body tried in four
different States.
The time has come for me to speak plainly,
and [ am now going to do it.
My wife and family, my home and friends
are quite as dear to me, as are those of any
other man.
My life and my liberties are as precious to
me, as are those of any other man.
| am not to be kicked around like yellow
dog, nor am [ to be made mute, unresisting
victim of my enemies
However willing Mr. Gregory may be to
desecrate his high office to private vengeance
directed at one individual, that individual is
not necessarily helpless object of such Off
cial prostitution.
/ know what are my legal rights, and God
being my helper, [ will stand for them, fiat
footed and without compromise.
If the Representatives of the Congressional
district, OF Georgia did anything more than
to protest against a contemplated crime, they
did not represent me.
If j. j. Brown did anything more than to
protest against a threatened proceeding which
would bankrupt our Publishing Company,
and rob many boy and girl. poor man and
woman who invested in our stock and bonds
he went further than I authorized him to 90.
do not and will not, retract a single one
of those Frank articles
Instead of exaggerating the horrible guilt
of Leo Frank, and the corrupt duplicity with
which John Slaton acted-in his double ca
pacity of Franks lawyer and the States gov
ernor-my language fell short of the actual
facts.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1916-06-04

readiness gang Of 200 workmen whom
they intended to send TO the island the
moment the permit was granted.
Another angle in the Vigilance Com
mite. Of One Hundreds fight 10 pre-
vent the erection of the plant came
with the serving By Roger Doyle, son
Of Edward p. Doyle, who claims title
10 the proposed site, Of supreme
Court order citing Mayor Mitchell
Police Commissioner Woods and Police
Cantain Hurley to show cause why
thew should not be restrained from
keepinq the policemen on Lake Island.
The order. issued by Justice Gsllsghan,
in BROOKLYN, is returnsble Monday be
fore Justice Cropsey.
Edward Doyle declared last night
that IL an injunction was obtained ne
would a. once send 100 men to the ISL
and TO begin the erection Of mum Der
Of small buildings for which he has
permits.
District Attorney Each, who has or.
dered a grand jury investigation OF
charges Of members Of the Vigilance
Committee that their telephone wires
are being tapped, said last night he
planned TO bring the whole matter OF
The garbage fight to the attention OF
the Richmond County inquisitors. He
declined to confirm the report that
Msyor Mitchell and Police Commissioner
Woods would be thep rincipsl WIT
roses.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1916-06-04
FEARED TO HAVE HIS
BODY PLACED IN GRAVE
Robert Lyon Orders Veins Cut
and Leaves Fund for Tomb.

II desire TO impress upon my wife
and executors" said Robert p. Lyon,
Of sol West 1s0th Street, in his Will
filed yesterday, chat | have an intense
dread of being buried alive, and there
fore charge both Of them and also
such physician or surgeon ss they may
select, after mg apparent death, and
before my funeral, to have my body
subjected to thorough tests OF death,
and 10 cause the rsdisl artery at either
wrist to be cut across By competent
surgeon.
"Furtheremore, have an intense
dread Of being buried and | hereby
charge my executors and my wife that
after the placing OF my remains in a
Temporary receiving tomb, at Wood
lawn Cemetery. IL possible. where
have a plot, they be removed as soon
as possible and then be finally de-
posted In a stone tomb, or other
sepulchre, to the end that my body
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1916-06-04

dead in Brooklyn as we're found ia
Manhattan.
The figures Of the department shsr
that Brooklyn hsrbors 300 600 dos.
Only $4,000 dogs may bosst Of h.
license required by law. Fsur.ff,b,
Of the owners Of dogs in Brooklyn 10.
more this formslity.
A total Of s,702 dogs were csurh.
and destroyed By the American Society
for the Prevention Of Cruelty to All.
mails. the greatest number o. vhl,s
were captured in Brooklyn.
Commissioner Emerson also repor,.s
that few persons realized the m.na,.
Of unmuzied dogs, and that the u.
partment would continue to enfor,.
the ordinance reT~1ng mgzzling a,
a safeguard against attacks upon pede,.
TRANS
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1916-06-04
GARBAGE PLANT
WEN GET SETBACK
Permit Refused Contract.
ors-Mayor and Others
Cited in Court Order.

Gsfney. Cshsgsn & Van Nsttsn. con
tractors for the eity's proposed gsrb-
sge reduction plant on Staten Island,
suffered setback yesterday in their
attempt TO begin work on the site on
Lake Island. now guarded by thirty
policemen. Building Commissioner
McDermott, at st. George, refused them
a permit to begin the erection Of a
s2,500,000 structure He told the con-
tractors representatives they would
have to have their plans approved by
the Bureau of Fire Prevention before
could issue a permit.
The contractors, it was said, had in
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1916-06-04
BROOKLYN HARBORS
HALF MILLION DOGS
Board of Health Reports CANNES
Live Longer in Manhattan.

A dogs life in Brooklyn IS about ~
comfortable and free from care IS
manning a first line trench at Nerdun'
No matter what Brooklyn's civic organ
izations may say about that borough
as health resort, official statistics OF
the Health Department prove mat no
wise dog would venture across proos-
Ign Bridge unless contemplating SUI
eide. 80, No..
The report Of the Health Depart.
ment. issued last night, shows that
during the first quarter Of the present;
wear twice as nany dogs were found
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1916-06-04
Same Arguments Used.

Both governments have adopted the
same arguments. based primarily on
military necessity, and offer the snme
excuses for their Illegal acts, but
neither will admit that the other is
in any way justified for It's conduct
Now what is the United States 10 do
in these circumstance? II we admit
that the arguments advanced are
sound-and | am sure no one will deny
that they are more or less reasonable
AMI submit 20 changes in the rules
of naval warfare. We will be without
any standard of neutral rights. Con
ceding that rules can be modified by
a helligerent TO meet new conditions
how far could belligerent go M
changing the rules? Would not the
liberties Of neutrsls on the high seas
be at the mercy Of every belligerent'
AS il is under the old rules. neutrsls
suffer enough when state Of war eN-
lists. They should not be further re-
stricted in the exercise of their rights
"The only alternative, therefore is
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1916-06-04

for this government 10 hold firmly to
those neutral rights which information
81 law has clearly defined and 20 insist
vigorously on their observance by al
belligerents. In not the slightest de-
gree can the settled rules be modified
unless all the parties interested con
sent TO the notifications.
III Germany finds IL difficult or inn
possible 10 conform submarine w.
fare 20 the international naval code,
or { Great Britain finds IL equally 'if
fcult 20 obey the rules Of blockade and
contrsbsnd. that is their misfortune.
They certainly cannot expect neutral
nations 20 submit without resistance
10 further invasions Of their rights.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1916-06-04
Vice. President Newark's Guest.

Nice-President Thomas Z. Marshall,
who is the guest of the Loyal Order Of
Moose in Newark during that orders
participation in the city's anniversary
celebration. arrived in Newark at one
o'clock yesterday. He was met at the
railway station by the Mayor and a
delegation Of citizens end was escorted
to the Robert Treat Hotel. where an in
formal luncheon was given in his honor.
Later in the Afternoon he reviewed the
Moose parade fro ma grandstand in
front OF City Hall.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1916-06-04
BARON WEEDS AMERICAN GIRL
Miss Grace d. Pierce, Of Bsyville, L. I
Becomes Bride In London.

London, June 3.-Graes Douglu
Pierce, daughter Of WinslOw S. pisrc.
Of Bayville, Long Island, was married
to-day at ST. Marks Church, Esto,
square. to the twelfth Baron TorpsI.
The bride was given away By her
father.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1916-06-04

NAV never be buried in the earth pu'
he forever Kept above ground; ,-s
Mr.. Lyon left an estate OF sogu' S yon
600 10 his wife. Mrs. Grace T.; byVh"'
and two sons, Arthur $. Lyon OF hu' ~
erford. N. j., and Robert y. lyon, ~ ~
Lynn. Mass. He also provided tnSs a.,
the death OF his wife her Dody
to be placed in the tomb. lie Ieit
sum not TO exceed $4,000 TO els'' NJ
fnmh.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1916-06-04
Tranklin Simon s Go. direct attention to
SUMNER MOTOR SERVICE DELIVERY

VIII deliver goods the day after they purchased to
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1916-06-04

Will deliver goods the d.
NEW JERSEY COAST RESORTS =
NEW JERSEY DIVISION
LONG ISLAND COAST
LONG ISLAND DIVISION :
WESTCHESTER COUNTY
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1916-06-04

From the Highlands to Spring Lake
Newark. Oranges, Monteair, Morrlstown,
Elizabeth. Plainfield and Vieinities.
From Hewlett to Neponsit.
Forest Hills. Jamaica, Flushing and vicinity.
Mt. Vernon, Pelham, New Rochelle,
Bronxville, Yonkers to Tarrytown