Honolulu star-bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1912-2010, 1916-07-10

They are like the little girl with the
funny little curl. The name of the
dame we've forgotten, but when they
are good they are very very good, and
when they are bad they are awful.
All OF this meaning the aggregation
OF We're Here To Show You How
ball tossers from the sacred precincts
Of Santa Clara, California, which is on
the main line OF the road TO Mountain
View.
Santa Clara defeated the Honolulus
on Saturday 8 to /. On Sunday they
fell before the Chinese team by a
score Of to o. This is what one
might call breaking even, but the Mis-
sion players expected more. Kim
Luke sent his charges out to win on
Sunday, and they charged in grand old
style.
"sho w Boys"
Athletic Park, Kwangsi, Chau-King
and Using Yuen are not in Missouri,
according to the latest Biographies,
but the Chinese did little of the
"Sho-Yu How" stuff themselves, and
the man Sno perpetrated the poster
with the We're here, etc" phrase
ology was taking Kaimuki car along
about the time that the ninth canto
was being staged at Athletic Park on
Sunday. 81. -.
Hoon Ki, being Of a mechanical turn
Of mind hurled q monkey wrench into
the machinery Of the Santa Claras on
the bright sunny afternoon, and you
could hear the cogs slipping and gears
stripping from Koko Head to Shang-
hal. The Chinese players helped their
friend, Hoon III, out heap and
six runs were collected off an equal
number OF bingles.
Case Of Noodle
Santa Clara was of color. They
threw the ball around the lot, and
booted, and besides all this there was
q big sign hanging out on some OF the
brows which read Nobody Stop"
Three or four of the plays that were
pulled off were very much of the ivory
variety, whilE the Chinese players
were using the part above the neck
for something more than q place 10
hold their caps. .....-.- T.. =
! Roy Bliss, the ilaxen haired crooked
armed HEAVIER, was on the hillock for
four innings. I'he Chinese got him,
and then. they got Gay. One might
imagine that Bliss pitched a had game.
but he did not He walked but one
man, and allowed two hits in three
innings, but the boys behind him we're
very much to the bad, and the, Bliss.
fuI person caught 1t too, not being i'm
mune. s.ts.-.--
"Why Al Jennings"
The visitors from the coast were
rather loquacious on Sunday. In fact
they said many nice things about Capt.
Stayton, such as something about sec
ond story, and Jesse James was men
toned many time and oft. But the
orators OF the DAY were not the heroes,
as Milburn and Hall were secretiVe,
and each annexed three hits. Which
might 20 to show that the game is
not always won through the voeabu-
larry route. -
Parke Wilson and Frank Gay were
members OF the Were Here Debating
Society" They took the affirmative
VITA "Pinkiep Leonard, the declamR-
tory substitute Capt. .Stayton had the
negative. The negative won. Listed
IN the afternoons features was the
tale OF little broom. When the plate
becomes soiled Capt. Stayton has as
one OF the many duties connected
with the position as arbiter the task
of erasing the dust spots. Then here
comes Parke Wilson with his little
monologue.
A Sweeping Challenge --
Parke thought that the official had
neglected to clear off one Of the little
specks of real estate, and proceeded
TO take the bunch of wisps and do the
ianitor work himself Not being a
member ofsthe Huster's Union, Capt.
Stayton objected. whereby Parke
stated that he was one Of the best
little janitors in the Virginian, having
had a lob Dustin Farnum in the show.
Objection oyerruled. 4.
Parke busted and hurled the broom
away, and the jumps said Bring back
me broom" Parke opined that he was
a buster, not a transfer man, and re-
fused. Then Joe Sneeze sneezed
through with the broom, but Floyd
Brown, the discus thrower OF the