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The weekly tribune and the Cape County herald. (Cape Girardeau, Mo.) 1914-1918, 1916-06-15
RuR-MY=TISM

Will Cure RheumatismS Neu-
ralsia. Headaches, Cramps, Colic
Sprains, Bruises, Cuts, Burns, Old
Sores.- letter. Ring Worm. Eel
zema. etc. Antiseptic Anodyne,
used internally or externally. Csc
The weekly tribune and the Cape County herald. (Cape Girardeau, Mo.) 1914-1918, 1916-06-15
HO, HUM, MAYBE HUGHES.

But if Penn Rose to Root for Roosevelt
1t Probably Would be Theodore.
Dark horse puzzle: If Weeks Knox
Ford and R.umbaugh Borah's Du
Points delegates to Root for Roose-
welt, where will Burton and the others
come in? In other words, Hughes
who?
The weekly tribune and the Cape County herald. (Cape Girardeau, Mo.) 1914-1918, 1916-06-15

Charles Summer Bird Aids Hughes.
Boston, Mass, June Is. - Charles
Sumner Bird, twice Progressive candi-
date for Governor of Massachusetts
and one of the leaders of the fight to
elect delegates at the primaries pledg-
ed to Roosevelt, has announced that he
and his two newspapers, the Boston
Advertiser and the Boston Evening
Record, will support Hughes.
The weekly tribune and the Cape County herald. (Cape Girardeau, Mo.) 1914-1918, 1916-06-15
No. 666

This 10 q prescription prepared especially
Tor MALARIA or cHiLLS & FEVER.
Five or ak doses will break any case, and
II taken then &c . tonic the Fever will moi
return. Il acts on the liver better than
Cslomel and Goes not sripe o: sicksa. 2Ss
The review. [volume] (High Point, N.C.) 1908-19??, 1916-03-30
COMB SAGE TEA IN
HAIR TO DARKEN IT
It's Grandmother's Recipe to
keep her Locks Dark,
Glossy, Beautiful.

The old-time mixture of Sage Tea
and Sulphur for darkening gray,
streaked and faded hair is grandmoth-
er's recipe, and folks are again using
it to keep their hair a good, even color.
which is quite sensible, as we are liv-
ing In an age when a youthful appear
ance is of the greatest advantage.
Nowadays, though, we don't have
the troublesome task of gathering the
sage and the mussy mixing at home.
All drug stores sell the ready-to-use
product, improved by the addition Of
other ingredients, called "Wyeth's
Sage and Sulphur Compound" for
about 90 cents bottle. It is very pop
ular because nobody can discover it
has been applied. Simply moisten
your comb or soft brush with 1t
and draw this through your hair, TAX
ing one small strand at time; by
morning the gray hair disappears, but
what delights the ladies with Wyeth' g
Sage and Sulphur Compound, is that,
besides beautifully darkening the hair
after a few applications, it also pro-
duces that soft lustre and appearance
of abundance which is SO attractive.
This ready-to-use preparation is de-
lightfu1 toilet requisite for those who
desire more youthful appearance. 1t
is not intended for the cure, mitiga-
ton or prevention Of disease:-Adv.
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before putting more food into the stom.

before putting more food into the stom.
ach.
Girls and women with sallow skins,
liver spots, pimples or pallid complex
ions, also those who wake up with a
coated tongue, bad taste, nasty breath,
others who are bothered with head
aches, bilious spells, acid stomach or
constipation should begin this phos-
plated hot water drinking and are as
sured Of very pronounced results In
one or two weeks.
A quarter pound of limestone phos-
plate costs very little at the drug
store but is sufficient to demonstrate
that just as soap and hot water
cleanses, purifies and freshens the skin
on the outside, SO hot water and lime
stone phosphate act on the inside or
gans. We must always consider that
internal sanitation is vastly more inn
portant than outside cleanliness, be-
cause the skin pores do not absorb
impurities into the blood, while the
bowel pores do.
Women who desire to enhance the
beauty Of their complexion should just
try this for a week and notice resultA
The review. [volume] (High Point, N.C.) 1908-19??, 1916-03-30
IN THE SPRING

Now is the time to bring TO your aiu
DIR. Pierce's Golden Medical Discovery
Gin tablet or liquid form). In1s won-
6orfu1 remedy helps to restore stom-
ach to it's natural health and strength
and to secure proper flow of the di.
gestive juices, good appetite and run
digestion of the food you eat. 1t IN
vieorates the liver, regulates the bow
els and purifies and enriches the blood
DIR. Pierce's Golden Medical Discov-
cry is absolutely free from alcohol ana
INJURIOUS drugs. It's ingredients print
ed on wrapper. You can be certain IL
ia a true blood-maker, t1ssue-pu1ioer'
and a restorative nerve tonic ana tna'
it will produce no ev" 'o"-
bonsands-probably many OF your
neiehbors-are willing to recommend
Golden Medical Discovery" because
- has made them stronger in BODY
brain and nerve.
The review. [volume] (High Point, N.C.) 1908-19??, 1916-03-30
RECEIPT FOR DARKENING
YOUR GRAY HAIR

Do this-Apply like a shampoo Q-Ban
Hair Color Restorer to your hair and
scalp. After a few applications you
will be delighted to see all your gray,
faded, prematurely or gray streaked
hair turn to an even beautiful dark
shade. Q-Ban is harmless. no dye.
but makes scalp and hair healthy so
all your hair whether gray or not il
made soft, lustrous, wavy, thick, even
ly dark and handsome. Insist on hav-
ing Q-Ban. It is ready to use and
sold on a money back guarantee. soc
for a big bottle sent prepaid or at drug
stores. Address Q-Ban, Front ST., Mem
phis, Tenn. Advertisement.
The review. [volume] (High Point, N.C.) 1908-19??, 1916-03-30

Elmer Jones, who traded his farm
fer stock in a Idaho gold mine, is
clerkin' in Oklahomy hardware store
and writes t. have tn Banner sent t
his new address.
A second trial has been denied Ell
mer Peters an he'll begin his sentence
tn last O. tn current week.
Lester Billings is still at large.
Pogue Spry dropped in on his moth
er t'day. He is not dom anything
now, but has several things in view.
When a Teller picks up an ole home
paper an sees what become o tn
boys he used t. know it sorter con-
| vinces him that Teller is goin' t be
Jest what he's goin' t. be in spite o
opportunity, environment an ever
thing else Elmer Jones wuz allus
goin' t. be a locomotive engineer, but
I guess he's hit his gait. All | kin re-
member about Elmer Peters is that
| he wuz in college most o tn time
Lester Billings worked in bank an,
| had a good mother, an dashin' Pogue
Snrv wuz q natural born actor.
In ever city theirs an ole boy from
home. Some have succeeded an some
are gittin' on, but tn great bulk is
struggling fer foothold on tn rung
n, existence. We all start out an
drift along an finish accordin' t pro-
gram. Our destinies seem t. be
manned out, an we succeed or fail
| REGARDLESS O. all tn rules O. success
IT'S amusin' t. read tn recipes fer
| 1ittin' f, tn front that fill tn maya
zines an papers these days. How t
forge ahead, how t. take tn hurdles
q, life. how t. tunnel thro' ever diff
fcultv. how t. reach tn golden valley
ahead. We read:
"He who lays Oft is lost"
do it now
pleasure never yit paid a divi-
dend."
| "A rollin' stone sees lots O. scenery
hut it's tn sturdy rock that gifts tn
goods,
"Ther's noth1n in all nature that's
as interestin as a growing bank &C.
count
"say, I WILL an then go t it.
Heed not tn feeble voices O. those
Who have tried an got cold feet.
"sft down an wait an be too late.
Love thy employer.
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tn look ones best and feel ones
host is to enjoy an inside bath each
morning to flush from the system the
rrpvious days waste, sour fermenta-
t,ors and poisonous toxins before 1t is
absorbed into the blood. Just as coal,
u,ben il burns. leaves behind a certain
ornonnt of incombustible material in
tbe form of ashes, so the food and
drink taken each day leave in the ali
roentarv organs a certain amount Of
indigestjhle material, which IL not
eliminated. form toxins and poisons
which are then sucked into the blood
through the very ducts which are in
tended TO suck in only nourishment to
sustain the BODY.
II YOU want to see the glow Of
healthy bloom in your cheeks, to see
your skin get clearer and clearer, you
are told to drink every morning upon
arising. a glass OF hot water with a
teaspoonful Of limestone phosphate
in il, which is a harmless means of
washing the waste material and toxins
from the stomach, liver, kidneys and
bowels thus cleansing, sweetening and
purifying the entire alimentary tract,
The review. [volume] (High Point, N.C.) 1908-19??, 1916-03-30
BY KIN HUBBARD.


Miss Fawn Lippincut appeared be-
fore tn Sink an Mop club last night,
at tn home O. Rev. Wiley Tanger, an
gave her new lecture, entitled, 9TH
Value O. tn Mother in tn Home" Com
mentin' on tn CROWN tendency t.
dawdle at tn dinner table after tn
business O. eatin' is. out o. tn way.
tn speaker said: Next t. tn odor O.
horse burning up nothin' makes me
as sick as cigarette smoke"
Gems From Miss Lippincut's Address.
Pokin' an teasin' a chicken cro-
quette before bitin' int it shows lack
O. breedin'. If you are afraid it's a
sycamore ball leave 1t alone.
Many guests who lack tn ability t.
enter int after-dinner repartee kill tn
time by markin' or otherwise disfig-
URN tn loaf sugar.
No matter how charmin' a hostess
may be, she secretly resents it.
One o tn latest styles in four-fiush-
in is t. pretend t be interested in tn
income tax
Peas may be carried safely t. tn
mouth on knife that has been in tn
sorghum.
Celery may be eaten at tn climax
of a funny story.
It's better t be able t. appreciate
tn things you can't buy than it is t.
buy tn things you can't appreciate
What's become o. tn ole-fashioned
girl who made a companion O. her
mother an took chances on fate send
The review. [volume] (High Point, N.C.) 1908-19??, 1916-03-30
.CALOME[ MAKES YOU SICK, UGH!
IT'S MERCURY AND SAL|VATES
Sraghen Up! Don't Lose Days Work. Clean Your Sluggish
Liver and Bowels With "Dodson's Liver Tone"

Ugh! Calomel makes you sick. Take
q dose of the vile, dangerous drug to-
night and tomorrow you may lose a
days work.
Calomel is mercury or quicksilver
which causes necrosis of the bones.
Calomel, when it comes into contact
with sour bile crashes into it, break
ing it up. This is when you feel that
awful nausea and cramping. If you
feel sluggish and "all knocked out" if
your liver is torpid and bowels consti-
pated or you have headache, dizziness
coated tongue, if breath is bad or
stomach sour, just try spoonful of
harmless Dodson's Liver Tone.
Here's my guarantee-Go to any
drug store or dealer and get 50-cent
bottle of Dodson's Liver Tone. Take
a spoonful tonight and If it doesn't
The review. [volume] (High Point, N.C.) 1908-19??, 1916-03-30

TIL Teller who don't take a vaca-
ton laughs last"
Its tn Teller who's allus in that
gifts tn opportunities"
do it yourself an git tn pelf."
Ever thing comes t. him who
works"
There's never any quarrel over tn
will O. TIL teller who mixed pleasure
with business"
Theirs no gold links along tn road
t. success
Our best dancers are numbered
among tn failures O. life
9TH only time loafer is in it is
when they take tn census
Work with a will
Keep everlastin'ly at a thing till
success crowns your efforts
An then what? Weak from money
gittin', brutalized by crushin' tn little
Teller, round-shouldered by competi-
ton, pinched an wan thro' loss O.
sleep, bald thro' worry, wasted thro'
lack O. nOurishment, sour thro' lack O.
pleasant companionship, nervous tEro'
fear O. declinin' market you lay on
a white cot in sanitarium an nib
BILE sody cracker an chuckle feebly
DER tn failures O. others, while a
quartet O. smilin' specialists meet
outside your door an give you up.
Theirs many fer pleasanter routes
t. eternity than by the way O. tn road
t. success.
protected by Adams Newspaper Service
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Men and Women

women as well as men are MADE mlser-
Kilmer's Swamp-Root, the great kidney
remedy, is highly recommended by thou
sands.
Swamp Root stands the highest for the
reason that so many people say it has
proved to be just the remedy needed in
thousands Of even the most distressing
cases.
At druggists in &c. and s1.O0 sizes. You
may receive q sample size bottle Of
pamphlet telling you about it. Address
DR.. Kilmer & Co, Binghamton, N. Y,
and enclose ten cents, also mention this
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straighten you right up and make You
feel fine and vigorous by morning }
want you to go back to the store and
get your money. Dodson's Liver Tone
is destroying the sale of calomel be-
cause it is real liver medicine; entire
ly vegetable, therefore it cannot salt-
vate- or make you sick.
guarantee that one spoonful OF
Dodson's Liver Tone will put your
sluggish liver to work and clean your
bowels of that sour bile and consti-
pated waste which is clogging your
system and making you feel miserable
guarantee tina. hottie of Dodson's-
Liver Tone will keep your entire fam
lily feeling fine for months. Give 1t to
your children. 1t is harmless; doesn'e
grippe and they like it's pleasant taste.
The review. [volume] (High Point, N.C.) 1908-19??, 1916-03-30
BACKACHE AND KIDNEYS

Dear Mr., Editor:
For the benefit Of others, I gladly
give this statement regarding the
merits OF "Anuric" Am nearly rs
years OF age. I suffered from back
acne, weak back, rheumatism, and
could not control the excretion Of the
Kidneys. I can safely say that "An-
uric" the new discovery Of DR.. Pierce,
of lnValids' Hotel, Buffalo, N. Y, has
uone ne more real good than anything
nave ever taken for these ailments.
signed-Mrs. N. M. Flint.
NoTE:-A new remedy, called "An-
n' has been discovered by DR..
rlerce. 1t cures backache, headache
aho the darting pains and aches OF
rheumatism, kidney and bladder
troubles. This "Anuric" is 81 times
"ore potent than lithia, and dissolves
uric acid, as hot water does sugar.
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An Authority.

know anything about shooting
stars?'' asked the first traveller.
81 should say SOL" answered the
second traveller, who was chiefly con-
spicuous for his large diamond stick
pin. Il managed one in vaudeville for
seven years. When that little wom-
an took her rife and played The Star
Spangled Banner on a musical target
it never failed to bring down the
house."
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visitin' His

in her tall, dark. romantic-lookin'
lover with silky mustache?
If we could see ourselves go by,
lots o. us would turn1around an go
back.
Notes.
An expedition is bein' fitted out t.
rescue Giles Craw, who traded his
hardware store fer a grapefruit ranch
in Floridy last fall.
Artie Small is visitin' his wife in
tn home O. her mother.
Mr.. Bent Rib has returned from a
business trip thro' southern Indianny,
an reports tn roads in deplorable con-
dition. OWN t. tn Indictment weather
an tn uncertainty O. tn administers
tion trust policy Mr.. Rib will discon-
tinue umbreller mendin' until spring.
Constable Newt Plum in explainin'
tn provisions an evasions O. tn income
tax t tn Commercial club last night,
said: Money loaned t. friends may be
regarded as noncollectable an deduct
ed from your income as unavoidable
Overhangin' expenses. TIL Teller with
out any visible means O. support will
have his taxes deducted at tn source
just tn same as tn Teller who looks
like million dollars. When a farmer
an his wife live t'gether they shall
be allowed jointly total exemption o
$4,000 % tn egg money an $500 ad-
ditional fer each son unless they're in
tn regular army"
Miss Maize Bud has decided t retain
her position in tn Palace Bazaar till
May, when she'll buy a paradise
feather.
Uncle Bob MCGEE died at tn poor
farm Friday after inVentin' his fifth
can opener.
The review. [volume] (High Point, N.C.) 1908-19??, 1916-03-30
FRECKLES
Now IL the Time to Get Rid OF These
Uglv Spots

There's TO longer the slightest need Of
feeling ashamed OF your freckles, as the
prescription othine-double Strengths
guaranteed TO remove these homely spots.
Simply get ar ounce OF othine-double
strength-from your druggist, and apply a
little OF It night and morning and you
should that even the worst freckles
have begun to disappear, while the lighter
ones have vanished entirely. 1t is seldom
that than ounce In needed to COM
pletely clear the skin and gain q beautiful
clear compile xion.
Be ask for the double strength
chime. this is sold under guarantee OF
Adv
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His Deduction.

What conclusion did you draw from
your study of that ancient Egyptian
inscription?' asked tfe professor OF
archaeology Why" replied the su.
perficial student Il decided that the
old Egyptians had their comic artik.e
the same as we have
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The Ready Reply.

Fair Customer-But the hairs are
coming out of this muff
The Salesman-That, madam, is a
popularity of the animal: it always
sheds it's fur at this time of the year.
Judge.
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All He Wanted and More.
Did you ever have all yer wanted
of anything"
Yes; two things-advice and wa
ter
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Most Unkind.

Miss Sereleaf says she is going to
marry one man in a thousand
The last one?" asked Miss Cut
tenn.
The review. [volume] (High Point, N.C.) 1908-19??, 1916-03-30

Frank A. Vanderlip, president of the
National City bank in New York city,
is machinist by trade.
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To Be Expected.

Here is a story about man who
bought a manufactured old master
under the impression it was a gen.
uine Van Dyke"
"Oh. that story has whiskers on it. !"
The review. [volume] (High Point, N.C.) 1908-19??, 1916-03-30

Even if you have a galvanized roof
on YOUR house it is a good idea to
have it covered with insurance.
The review. [volume] (High Point, N.C.) 1908-19??, 1916-03-30

Some men value outward show NOR
than inward worth.
The review. [volume] (High Point, N.C.) 1908-19??, 1916-03-30

Once in a great while a man is dr1v-
en- to drink, but as a rule they trot
right up to it of their own accord.
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As Others See Us.

81 never forget a joke that I once
hear" remarked Borem.
"And what's more" rejoined Diggs.
''you don't give your acquaintance
chance to, either"
The review. [volume] (High Point, N.C.) 1908-19??, 1916-03-30

If your skin is scratched by rusty
nail, apply Hanfords Ba1sam at once.
1t should prevent blood poison Adv.
The review. [volume] (High Point, N.C.) 1908-19??, 1916-03-30

ELIX1R BABEk WORIH lEs WEIGHT
IN GOLD IN THE PHILIPPINES.
contracted malaria in 1895, and after a
years fru'tless treatment by prominent
entirely cured me. On arriving here came
down with tropical malaria-the worst form
and sent home for BHbek. Again it
proved it's value-It is worth its weight in
Gold here. Brasie O'Hagan, Troop e, 9th
q. s. Cavalry, Balayan, Philippines.
Elixir Babek. so cents, all druggists by
Parcels Post prepaid, from Kloczewski d Co..
Washington, .. G.
The review. [volume] (High Point, N.C.) 1908-19??, 1916-03-30
ALIENS FOOT-EASE FOR THE
TpnOpC

Nro,v war zone hospitals have ordered
Aliens Foot-Ease, the antiseptic powder
for use among the troops. Shaken INTO
the shoes and used in the 1oot-D IN;
and makes walking a delight. Sold every
where. 25c. Try it today. Adv.
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Important Parsonage.

Tom-Why were you SO extremely
polite to that old man? Is he a rich
relative?
Jack-Sh-h-h! That is my prospec-
tive father-in-law.
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For fouls In cattle use Hanford's
Balsam Adv.
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Business Poor.

II hear yo's raisin' chickens
mo. Use dun stopped raisin EN-.
-Dey cotched me at it night TO- las!
The review. [volume] (High Point, N.C.) 1908-19??, 1916-03-30

DIR. Pierce's Pellets are best for liver
bowels and stomach. One little Pellet to-
= laxative-three for a cathartic.-Adv.
The review. [volume] (High Point, N.C.) 1908-19??, 1916-03-30

Picking, China, has an extensive tele-
Phone system.
The review. [volume] (High Point, N.C.) 1908-19??, 1916-03-30

For old sores apply Hanford's Bal
sam. Adv.
The review. [volume] (High Point, N.C.) 1908-19??, 1916-03-30

Over 10000 Japanese make their
homes in Hawaii.
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Their Piac,

Their Place.
Its a wonder they don't take
horses on Arctic explorations"
What a foolish ideal"
mot at all. It's the ideal place for
old skates"
The review. [volume] (High Point, N.C.) 1908-19??, 1916-03-30

If YOU are in a hurry avoid the train
of thought
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FOR ITCHING SCALP
And Falling Hair Use Cuticura Soap
and Ointment. Trial Free.

When the scalp is itching because OF
dandruff and eczema a shampoo with
Cuticura Soap and hot water will be
found thoroughly cleansing and sooth-
ing, especially if shampoo is preceded
by a gentle application Of Cut1cura
Ointment to the scalp skin.
Free sample each by mail with Book.
Address postcard, Cuticura, Der<. l.,
Boston. Sold everywhere.-Adv.
The review. [volume] (High Point, N.C.) 1908-19??, 1916-03-30

The trouble with hitting the bottle
is that it's apt to strike back.
The review. [volume] (High Point, N.C.) 1908-19??, 1916-03-30

important to Mothers
Examine carefully every bottle OF
CASTORIA, a safe and sure remedy for
infants and children, and see that 1t
Signature pss5s s" Of &e>HzNztzu
In Use for Over so Years.
Children Cry for Fletcher's Castoria
The Nome daily nugget., 1916-06-03
EDGAR E CALVIN NEW
 HEAD OF U. P. R. R

NEW YORK, June Edgar F. Calvin was elected to the presidency of the Union Pacific railroad at the semi annual meet ing of the board of directors held yesterday Like so many other railroad men who have risen from the ranks, Calvin commenc~ ell his career as a telegraph opp orator and has filled all of the subordinate positions from sta ton agent to general manager He has been employed by the [ nion Pacific at various times as operator, train dispatcher, con ductor trainmaster, division superintendent. Since 1912 and until recently, he has been con nected with the Southern Pacific Company in the capacity of vice president and was in direct charge of construction and oper ation on that system.
The Nome daily nugget., 1916-06-03
CHARGES GERKAN-AMERICAnS
 WITH MORAL TREASON

Roosevelt made little choice of terms and denounced the incilna- jon displayed by large portion of the German-Amefican popula- ion to assist the German cause at the expense of the United States, without reservation. The Ierman-American alliance he characterized is the anti Ameri- can alliance, and declared that t represented a menace to the pest interests of the nited States.
 Sweeping charges were made that the class of German Amer cans referrod to were even pre-
The Nome daily nugget., 1916-06-03

agreement can be reached.
 1t the present time there is .om freight already loaded on both the Alki Tor Juneau and the Victoria for Nome but aside t.om this not a pound of freight can be moved from Seattle. The Nort is completed bottled and cargo arriving from Alaska can u9t be discharged. The long ~aoreneu have full control of the situation and in addition have the moral support ot the variou, marine unions. The situation is deperate in the extreme and ap- peaIs are being made to the fed rral government. the American Federation of Labor and long -horcman's association To secure settlement
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night.
 The admiralty announces that the English battle cruiser War spite, the cruisers Queen Mary and interchangeable and two arm ored cruisers were destroyed on the British side while the Ger man losses consisted of one small cruiser, a number of torpedo boat destroycrs and one torpedo boat were sunk.
 The admiralty statement adds that it was established by ob- servation that large body of British battIeships also suffered from the fire of the big German ships and the attacks of the tor pedo boats fleet which bore the brunt of the close range fighting. The statement declares that the