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The Detroit times., 1916-04-01
MANrnll--AGl.Nrs.

AGE NT- Mon or women. real.
hDutaf-tu goodness seil7-ttscli Inc
lower 1tu lshtWfight pupul1f-
priced nte esslUes. we paN 100 81
comm fnn 81 o day can BOO made
80 thp start SO capital. no eNpcr.
ou,c required. Enormous irfuaud
soils lnFt Bi& rtpna,tre Valuable
territory opru ann on spare time.
Elegant nncnt'H outht FURNISHED
free Write tntaN, postal Wili 80.
SNLESpEolIE can offrr an eN-
nNlttonHl proposition 80 thre' 4ood
saicapsurle whereby tnrN GAN ut.' ~
III pou nave asliiue ability inls VIII
Interest," NON 40 once bHN y ~.
Detroit Tunes.
The Detroit times., 1916-04-01

GOOD FARMS and ranches AT right
price James Spence. Lake. Michi-
gan.
The Detroit times., 1916-04-01
COMMON
COUNCIL
fADIoIRNFp- oFr1ctALa

Detroit, Friday, Mnt 81 1916,
Pursuant 70 Adjournment tho Coun-
~ met and was called 20 order by
INC President. Hon Robert w Rut-
.cr
Present Md Ashe Blel. Burton.
,ranshaw. piil. Ellis. Field. Gu'hHrd.
Hirclc Heating. kochcr. kronk.
kuHE. Littlcdnil. NowC owen. Rich-
Prt knllu, schultz. Stafkey. Wartell.
Nsns"l. A. q " iison ana the rresi-
1ent2f
There bong a quorum present, the
ceuncil was declared to be ln ses-
sion
The Detroit times., 1916-04-01
Guaranteed Upholstering

Firm in Detroit Cnreservedly Guarantees Ever,
out satisfaction Guaranteed 10 Every custom
satisfied Customers are Our Best Recommenda-
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1916-10-26
FRIDAY is TAG
DAY FOR RELIEF
OF ARMENIANS

Armenian tag day, which WAS 10
have been last saturday. viii be
FRIDAY, oct n according to state
ment made by n VI. Markham.
member of the committee In charge
OF the relief fund in Detroit Last
SUNDAY was designated as Armenian
day by the president. and many az
the churches gave their collections
90 the fund
IN pamphlet circulated by the
relief con mittee it Is said that $780,
600 Armenians and Syrians save
oeen massacred during the present
war aud that one million are now
homeless and in dire distress"
Headquarters Of the committee are
AZ No. $50 Woodward-ave and any
one wishing 10 assist either with
money or serN ces should apply
there. Many manufacturing con
Germs are said 10 have sent checks
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1916-10-26

"ON'r1S"y 1.''.'3 Sc''''D'
I''i f'I 'N or man ls
come to Sc, N1a .r ave that which
was Ics,.'--I.,bo - no.
That Eve. .- the ulrp1.r tor
Which ie-.s came Fur the SON
OF na. .aur .. s,sl and to save
thai Witch t.s %.
THE dtvI-nr ~ Tic nfbrr fru
chapters ana v, sometimes
pniuarrp. .ag Elm 'He ouE,ns. u
was no. 80 divided .h,re wore no
chapters no .a..a.. 20 .rr,ods mo-
commas ..a. rU .o.r,.. ....tl.r.
ust written -'rt aI,r- 3. tr one
sentence Tho It.I.i.r ny .r. uihic
into rhap.rr- and ,.~.-s Il. man.
made II Wat G1t, fr, convenience
vhen IL uts translated. u holm. u.
30 memorlle. and f make. ref,rcrc,
casv. VERY often rHapfer starts
right In the middle NJ an interest
ing part These thiugs arc pariiru'
larry true ~ the 18th and 10Th rnsp
ters ~ Luke Tho 18Th hould ~
Ways be read In order go make The
10Th plain.
Jesus is on his anal Journey 90
Jerusalem To has been answering
the questions ~ tic .crfhe- and
PhariSees about divorce and no has
been bios mr. l'lc children. How
y rich young man has heard Of HIS
coming and leaves bic homo and
rushes ont 10 meet Jesus and no
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1916-10-26
Judge Cites Personal
Experience With
Elevator
"MAYOR IS LIKE
A WEATHER VANE"
Nothing Stable About
Administration" De-
clares Recorder

Tho -lo,only way in which CITY
bp..... h.,5,.5 10. hoo.
'.''. '''.'' u ".'' VIII" s'''.
force 800 ih' last "eek Judge Con
molly Deu1cra'e candidate FOR m,
uavoraIiv told audtenras ar thre,
............. ,,..,-...,-..
-
' N.H'- "I a'.".''.'.''e " mo-,
7''''' '" ..i.'u..- '.''' H.-hlS OF
-.d'i~. s''a J'e Judge. no ups
''' scales -'' pounds 'l j
""l inc ''S' OF me I'' people oi p'.
,'o'' 10 say h".'IdE or 'h' Jul ana
NAN VINO .'''| '. me poor com.
mission ounce i.'''' I.'H 10 '.ii,''
', l''..''1 TOY "a N''h O.'aN'' we
auH''h'S'r'.''" "A# A', even 'N'
-..'p' ION l' r'..'i' an elevator ih.'
.'1.' 40"
nus wa 'I. recorder F'.f''s,
'N'IhfI' "' "'''' me- At'.h N"''"'''
o' "''"'''.t anu -.... '''ss way
'i haIHI'hI PUBIC business IN r.
urn LOT Vastly Ih'r'7N'd taxes 80.
again charged maj 'her" appeared
10 o' no sense OF Responsive "a
'rShlp IN potr". ana that' IN add'-
non 20 ms evil me p'ollc Tor i'@
money gets the wrong ldfa OF gov
ernment' eoe of favor instead or
public law
Judge ,onno'iN received FTea' M
pause when u" Ihonea inc Marx
administration ~ weather Fan'
here is nothing stable about the
present administration. declared
The candidate " Is one OF op
poT'Nnism. ono sunday the town
Is so omen that Tho Wurzhureer
ho"s down ho'N SIDES OF the street
ana the next me city Is ms dry as
a d'ser'. u mo Marx adminislra-
ZION mas changed once 70 suit n"
needs OF The situation. u can change
again
laughs greeted tho recorders re'-
erenc' 20 m" QUICK s'''t 'n the no
nee department. Tie said tho cry
went to sleep one night safe I'm the
thought mar commissioners John
was guarding ITS SlHnber- and
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1916-10-26
TRAVELLING MAN
FINDS INTRUDER
UNDER HIS BED

Robert r. Bell, room Al, ST Clair
hotel. was fixing up his expense &C
count about o'clock Thursday
morning. when he heard a rustling
noise under his bed lie lnyestigat-
I'd and found Jack Schultz. brake
man, OF Stratford, ont, hiding under
meath schultz had room right
next 10 Bell and rad seen Bell a
number OF times with money on his
person. Schultz owed $50 for room
rent and had gone 10 Bells room
early IN the evening and hid under
The bed waiting for him to fall
asleep, it is alleged Schultz is be
ing held by the police.
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1916-10-26
w. I. BRADFORD
RETIRES FROM
UNION TRUST co.

OVinC 10 failing health which
precludes doing further inside work,
Walter Bradford has resigned as
treasurer Of the Union Trust com
pany. with when ne has been asso-
Ciated for p years. He was first n
bond officer and the last three
years treasurer
Charles ~. Clark. assistant treas
urcr. has been advanced 10 hU the
vacancy. He has been with the
trust company 81 years. having ad.
vanced from the position OF mes.
senger. His successor has not been
named NJ Bradford Will turn over
the duties of his once 20 Mr. Clark.
Nov.
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1916-10-26
Pass 5000 600 Road BUDGET.

The Wayne county board OF SUI
pervisors, Wednesday, passed a
5000 900 budget for the county road
commission, 10 he used In road work
in addition 10 the apportionment
given 10 the county under the state
auto tax law. The budget was not
passed until several heated argu-
ment had been settled, Aid Gilman
and Aid Guthard being the chief
adverssries in a long debate.
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1916-10-26
In Politics

Following is the schedule of I'D
win r sweet Democratic candidate
fur governor, and the other state
candidates for The last week via
special trains
"Wednesday. Nov T. leave BAY
Ciy over Detroit & Mackinac rail-
ROAD. concluding with evening meet.
.ug m Sheboygan.
Thursday. Nov O. leave Mackinac
CITY for Traverse city over G r &
T.. vith noon meeting in Traverse
city Afternoon leave over Man.
istrc q Northeastern railroad for
Mani-tee. with evening meeting IN
that city.
Friday. Nov s. leave Manistee VIA
Perc Marquette railroad for Sagi
nav with evening meeting in Sagi.
nav.
Tho Trade Union Dry league OF
Detroit will hold its last meeting
prior 20 the election. Thursday
night Important business will be
transacted, and arrangements made
far 'tiE drive among the labor
union mon of Wayne county during
tho last week % the campaign. The
meeting viii he held in Fraternity
hall. So 80 First ST. An endeavor
's BEING made 10 obtain a number
of speakers qualified 10 discuss the
union LABOR side OF tho prohibition
question
Roy Herald has resigned the pres
.dcnry OF the Highland Park Repub-
lCau club His place will be filed
ly Justice Marshall MIR Herald IS
busy making campaign speeches al
the direction OF the Republican
state central committee
Tho hoard Of education having
granted the Use OF the schools for
political meetings. Judge Connolly's
lmpasn committee has arranged
meetings for the following schools
for 'hl. evening Marcy school
sylvester and Helen. b + Hurley.
az the Mack ave Business Mems as
ISOLATION. chairman. Pingree school,
Mcclellan and Sylvester. Curtis G.
Began chairman. Smith school,
Hampton and El'cry Louis Schmied
chairman Numford school Charlie
vcjX and Garland: Ives school,
Phillips and Jefferson Richard
Lynch VIII ba ar each one Of the
meetings and entertain the audience
with his song. "The Rattle OF the
E,Ile Isle bridge"
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1916-10-26
ANOTHER GALE
HOLDS UP BOATS
ID. & {. Steamers Remain I'm
der Cover of Their Ports Dur
ing Erie Blow Wednesday

The u. & G.. steamer City OF Cleve-
land TT did not leave Detroit We'd
nesday night as scheduled. owing 10
the blow on Lake Erie, but It was
stated at the company's ofiices
Thursday morning that she would
leave Thursday afternoon on time.
The steamer Western States. due
in Detroit from Cleveland Thursday
morning vas delayed in leaving
the latter place Wednesday mid
night owing to the gale, and was
therefore late in arriving In Detroit
Thursday morning.
Local steamship companies failed
10 receive word OF any mishaps az
n result OF the storm.
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1916-10-26
To Gain Peace in Christ You Must Be Ready to Make
Restitution to Those You've WrOnged, Says Sunday

Christ was thc rich man and hc
Was thr poor man. although Jesus
hadn't money enough o. pay taxes
'LHyeigus was curious TO seq
Jesus Some of YOU are hearing me
for thc 0r,r t.m. Your curiosity
has been aroused uy what YOU have
uaa d of sac and YOU want 90 see
for luurself
"Nuu have heard ABOUT my man
Hyri-us and my rcccnlricity and
you moan go satisfy Your curiosity.
Men a.d women. toll YOU that n ]
stood here touigh. only TO satisfy
your curiosity. lf ! did not preach
with over. Hbro uf my being FOR
yoVr salvation ! would take the nrst
train oui ~ town tomorrow morn
Hg and would nevcr darkcn the
aoors OF your municipality again.
oh n could only get am Of YOU TO
take stand for Christ How much
good ~ would do for YOU and for
uthcr-
"Zarchcus climbed into tho tree
10 SEQ Jesus, and cHmo down saved
Ne was sayed because he came
down when Jesus asked him to
come Ho didn't Ief pride or any
thing else hold HIM back Some OF
YOU would hqyo accepted the invi
tauon hu' far your pride You ar,
afraid of what people might say
You arc afraid of y0ur friends. You
arc afraid 81 the fellow who works
next 90 YOU IN the mill Come down
from rOur rrffr Come down from
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1916-10-26


De- called out ''eI-. 'u'u son ''
David have mercy ON h" Nho mo
people around mum s'I' '' +.'
bother jesus Iir mas no IVA" "a"
waste "n fellows 'iht ..'' '''
Ton r'"''' WIN Io' o' money. ''''
Bartn"'u- called aEtIn J'sor mon
son ot David, nav mere ON nm
"ir.u- ND. Who. ma. In''
sad on tHA'- h''.'If'Ns' uiiDn
man b" bcgs o' Oh" V'Fsid' d'.
eus stopped and loia them To- hrlE
h3ri'Wcu- 20 MIN t' asked "ti.
fm"p. "Hs' %" "ani'o. ana 'Nf
Hind man said, I""d. 'hai nay
receive ms sight fh"n Jesus Sal1'
k"'"''" 'Hr eI-H' il' I'l.A MAIN
sat'd iteo
"Thfu Jesus wont on and thore
uas man ln Jericho named I.,
chou, who WIS INK collector. ana
made money 10y trictcry Tho jews
paid nearly an tho taxes over There
in those days Tho Romans Who
ruled them. we're proud and lazy
and lustful. and 10 Vas tho inIu'-i
Gus Jews Who produced things and
mot tho expenses Of tho government
TN" money chanEere had used 10
c'''''' VIZ, ave M me 'V''l''. '.',
Wnen ''" '''''' anu '''" Wv %
10 .''''''i IT, E'
'uIl 49, ~ '''
,'l' ',''1 sl"E.' ~ IN = L
hN'N W. " f''f. y ll~ yum
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1916-10-26
MARX PRAISES
HIS APPOINTES

Mayor Marx laid stress on the
merits Of his appointments IN two
campaign addresses Wednesday
night, one in Bohemian Turner hall.
St Antoine and Erskinests., and
the other I'm Salem school hall,
Mack-aye and Chene-st.
Marx called attention 10 John
Dodge, non-salaried member OF the
street railway commission; Alex
Dow. non-salaried member of the
water board, and James Couzens.
millionaire police commissioner.
with such men as these, Marx felt
he had done well for Detroit in CIV
ing II capable officials.
81 would like 10 know where
Judge Connolly would find men 10
replace such as these" said the
mayor.
Marx leaders said the receptions
In each hall were indicative OF the
administration strength
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1916-10-26

Miss Margaret Chinn, OF Seattle.
is the hrst Chinese woman ever 10
mairiculate at the University OF
Washington. Miss Chinn Is ma
tive OF China, but has resided many
years IN this country Despite her
long residence here, she can speak
md write the Chinese language
with ease.
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1916-10-26
leave Your Sins

"tono down from vour sins. your
hands AFRO fird. You've got 90 leave
Thorn Whom YOU come 90 Jesus. Nro
Won willing to fot-3ko them nm or
dor go be- savcd1 irc they worth
moro than heaven You know that
YOU ought 90 accent Jesus Your
conscience rs Worrying YOU. and Won
arc afraid ~ God There Ia tear
in th" heart ~ ovory unsaycd man
when be- thinks Of God. WHY
shouldn't man fear God with
one hand hc could sweep AN tho
people Of ihe earth 10 death ne
holds the seas and the skies I'm Ills
hand"
Copyright, VIM. A. sunday)
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1916-10-26
a story Of zsccheus.

"Zaccheus had the tax rights I'm
Jericho. and no wanted to SOC Jesus
tho popular man Zacchcus WAS
rich with The money he had wormcd
out of Tic people. and OF course they
didn't like him. In reality, Jesus
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1916-10-26
r E. +.

Lots in worlds most beautiful
Cemetery. The CLAIRVIEW
CEMETERY ASSOCIATION
is giving away large four
grave family lots in beautiful
CLAIRVIEW to advertise this
Cemetery.
Have you made your appli-
cation? Do it now. Sign the
coupon and let our represent
ative call and explain the
proposition to you.
COME OUT SUNDAY
d. L. r. stops at our door.
MAIL COUPON NOW
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1916-10-26

u ennrth Downs. ~ YEAR old, No. 80
thnmbe riHtn-RNc.. was bitten on the
lcft Igg hy "a dos owned b} I"hn
Mccain. SO "Gfl tafaNrttr- j..
"Wednesday Th. bus was af'rudt"
ut pr O. ~ Merrill and .u' dog
taken io tho dDJ pound
Dr. Charles a.. ChndseN, ~uprri ntcnd-
cnt Of schools, has declined Z" nc
ttpt "a position 100 the InEI. l
pRftirut 90 tho JriNrt~Itt .t rs '"
ruusIu He announced hif drris.un
~ eduegauy.
VARIOUS Detroit churches VIII h"id
special meetings election nlEht ln
order 90 get returns rn int u' .I'.
t.,a vote. Tho women Oh. ii. .fH
urrgatIuu ~ the First HrraH} l'tIan
church viii Install "a prtHt, " r"
Iufina the evening TrI' E|'IH
vsrvirc Wl'i n4 hold
Probate judge EdRar -. Durfer g.
puzzled oNsr tho receipt ot m
anon ymou- letter. apparent. nl
o. him. b' ,rauE Tho f#|e-..
contains 20 newspaper clipping
frE THANH God for tnrIanrH. lI'
kept 49, out ~ NrNiHo.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1916-10-07

af Nov & Eur rH5s gathering t9a
logical hall which Ha1 been Eae scene
af taa inception of orr task. Fsa= faaHa
Flo ~ Ear tog smaH aaa r. #Es aas
The Queens han. ia Regent street. eHaa
recommendation could be found It IS
now common knowledge f1a promoters
might have veuurel upon taa A.asE.
Hau and zttH found -H-le space $50
scanrE-
Et was fgr TIE second evening azae
our arrival lhae saa great meeting Ha.
been Fxed. Eor tae first We had each
ra doubt aur own pressing personal
affairs fa absorb as on uHae #lHaaz
var sneak ii mar Ha ala# 5g5faHG=
further from are mas 54HE Of
ana even speak aE Sc as5a less emotion.
have Shown the Eeaa@1 = -He begin
ming af this narrative where laE she
s1rirez ia me action. L #le EfEHE
naraaue thae should earE on the
tale ana SHOW also las results H4#
VET fha 8aq may come waHa would
rot have II otherwise. ~ Ieast Ha#s
been driven form % take HE1
wond-ous adventure and 7 e7fIaa bur
be thankful to the force Eaat fHare nae
ANA now Z rGru 20 The ass supreme
avanrfuI moment ~ eur aks#eHEaze- as
was raeEiuz my araa #9 - BOSS
sh1gld best describe = FEY eyes fell
uron the issue of uE @Fsa journal fer
rna morning ~ raa @z1 - >5zaaa.Eer
with the fun and c2eaelE aHHnz ~
NJ friend ana fellow reporter 2tae-
ga,a what can d. better EnHn tran
rrira his narrative. headlines and ala +
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1916-10-07

Continued next Wednesday,
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1916-10-07
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ALL MAkFs OF TYPFWRfrFRa
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The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1916-07-26
Profound Essay on the Duck.

A little schoolgirl in Michigan has
written the following essay on the
duck:
1.-THE duck is a low. heavy-set bird.
He is a mighty poor singer having a
coarse voice caused by getting so
many frogs in his neck and he likes
the water and carries toy balloon in
his stomach to keep from sinking; the
duck has only two legs and they are
set so far back on his running gears
by nature that they come pretty near
missing his body, some ducks when
they get big curls on their tails are
called brakes and don't have to set or
hatch but just loaf and go swimming
and eat everything In sight If were to
be a duck / would rather be a drake
they have a wide bill like they use
1t for a spade they walk like drunk
man they bounce and bump about side
to side if you scare them they VIII
flap their wings and try to make 9
pass at singing"
The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1916-07-26
Peruvian River Of Horror.

There is a river of mystery and
horror In Peru, and the legends of
rich rubber regions and untold wealth
In gold are accompanied by tales of
those who went up 1t never to return.
Casimer Watkins, a naturalist, recent
ly returned from South America, tells
of the stream.
"This river" he said, 'is the Colo
RADIO river, the richest river In Peru.
Great groves of rubber trees lie along
its course, and gold has been found
In it. But the Mascos, tribe Of can
nibals, infest it. They still practice
cannibalism, and will kill a man on
sight. Expeditions have been fitted
out and been heavily armed to go ex-
ploring for rubber and gold, but none
of them has ever returned. The saw
ages have killed the men and eaten
them and turned the canoes adrift
They have come down the river
empty, bottoms up. or filed with sup
plies which the savages did not care to
remove"
The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1916-07-26
"LadU
Hard Luck
Bu GENEVIEVE ULMAR

Copyright. 1916. by W. G. Chapman.)
1t was with an iron hand, but a
genial, patient heart, as was her splen-
did nature, that Inez Walton took up
the distracted threads OF destiny amid
the wreck and ruin Of a great fortune.
Its incredible, but true" spoke the
old family lawyer, Gideon Blake.
Your father, IT seems, was the vic
tim of the most fantastic and unrea-
sonable experiments and speculations.
A Rothschild couldn't afford it."
"As | understand you, then" spoke
Inez steadily, although her lip trem.
bled; "the estate, as we have called 1t,
has dwindled down to the little farm
place at Bridgeton?"
and the wet meadows a mile be
yond, worthless waste stretch"
But the sale of the estate equities
will pay all the debts?"
Gust that, with possibly few hun
dred over"
"Then am satisfied" said the clear
eyed young lady THE debts can be
honorably liquidated at least, there II
shelter and the pensioners are sure o.
a home"
81 fear you will have to give vi
your philanthropic ideas, Miss Wal
ton"
Never" came the firm, simple re
ply. when l fancied was rich
adopted old Uncle and Aunt Daniel
and their two helpless orphaned
grandchildren. They are my sacre'
charges. Much or little. they shal
share what bounty have till the end.
The good old lawyer viewed hi
handsome client indulgently-an
The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1916-07-26

with certain shade of sadness, with
al. In his estimation she was "a splen-
did LADY," He respected her force of
character and admired her beauty. He
wondered why, with all her capabili-
ties for attracting attention, she had
not chosen life mate and evaded the
harsh rigors her acceptance of four
helpless charges was certain to bring
to her.
But Inez was loyal and sincere. She
was naturally disappointed to see what
had been considered great fortune
practically fade away into nothing
ness. There was one mighty consola-
ton, however: all the debts were paid,
within a week she and her pensioners
were quite comfortably domiciled In
the old house at Bridgeton. She sold
OF the horses and carriages. The law
yer saved a moiety from the sale of
the real estate and Inez found herself
the possessor of a liquid capital OF
about nine hundred dollars.
Were not so bad of, after ALL she
observed cheeringly to her aunt and
uncle. I'VE can all do some garden
work. There is a COW, some chickens
and the twenty acres ought to provide
for us with little drawn from the
ready capital. The children must &c
TO school, Aunt Huldah can knit and
l can sew, and we shall get along
eharmingly."
Eyes, indeed" readily chirped in hel
uncle, land am not so old that can
not do little work now and then fol
neighboring farmers"
It depressed Inez when for the frs
time she went to look at "the wei
meadows" They covered few acres
and we're a foot deep with swami
grass and water. There seemed to b
a spring In the center which buDblet
up irrepressibly, the waste water hav
ing made a scrt of river bed, anS
draining into the creek half mill
away. Surrounding it was noble
stretch of andscape-woods, valleys
a little lake, and quite recently mos
of this land had been taken over by |
city syndicate. Inez heard that thu
enterprising speculator controlling !
was planning to buy up all the Liant
available and start an up-to-date sum
mer resort.
s'lss ideal, that is sure" rehecte'
Ine=-"all but my poor little dam
patch of bog. Oh, dear!"
The exclamation was caused by
sudden gust of wind taking her neS
The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1916-07-26
Willie Knew.

Willie" said the Sunday school
teacher, who was it that was swal-
lowed by the whale?" "Hoodoo," re-
piled Willie, with the promptness born
of perfect confidence.-Puck.
The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1916-07-26
Evening Thoughts.

At night a man usually reali|
didn't do so well as he felt he
when he tackled the job in the
ing, but he expects to do bett
next day.-Atchison Globe.
The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1916-07-26
Sensitive.

Jessie-"Please, auntie, the new
lady next door says. her compliments,
and will you play very low, because
her husband is extremely musical
Sydney Bulletin.
The Brattleboro daily reformer. (Brattleboro, Vt.) 1913-1955, 1916-07-29

The hurried administration of red
pepper pills, under the orders of a
veterinarian, and the hurried applica-
ton of hot flannel cloths and other
family remedies, all designed to save
the life of Opal, the pet white parrot
at the Mission inn, at Riverside, Cal.
occasioned great excitement among
the guests at the hostclry
Frank A. Miller, master of the inn.
took personal care of the bird, which
was found to be writing in seeming
paroxysms of pain in the patio, and
making the air vocal with squawkings
After submitting to the sympathetic
treatment of its friends for time, the
bird calmly laid an egg, Opals first
achievement along this line, although
she is twenty years old.