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Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1916-01-28
DR.. KING SPEAKS
AT ROTARY CLUB
President Of 0berlin College Ex-
plains Method Of Getting Most
and Best Out of Life.
ADVOCATE OF srRENUOUsNEss


Stern, rigid, unyielding disciplin
ing Of impulses and desires as the
best means Of getting the most out
Of life was advocated by DIR. Henry
Churchill King, president Of oberlin
college, in an address at the Rotary
club dinner in the Henshaw cafe last
evening. He was introduced by
Harley G. Moorhead, formerly q stu
dent at Oberlin.
During the dinner there was much
gaiety and song, and DR.. King
prefaced his serious address by sew
ersl lively stories. One Of these was
of a clerical gentleman OF absent
minded characteristics, who paused,
puzzled. at Boston railway ticket
office. Finally he remembered the
place to which he wanted to go.
GIVE me ticket for whiskey
Straight" he said The ticket seller told
him there was no such place, and then
the absent-minded one remembered the
right name. 1t was Jamaica Plain.
DIR. King preached that strenuous life
which a certain ex-president preached
But DR.. King advocated mental strenu-
business, self-control. ''unwasted days,
rather than the muscular effort. 1t was
a succession of terse aphorisms. Here are
some of them:
''The worthwhile things are character.
influence and happiness"
THE dreamer and see-er of visions Is
not likely to count like the man who can
and does put his dreams and visions into
action"
HE who can't make the effort is the
cipher He who does Is the hero"
You can't master others till YOU have
mastered yourself. You won't follow
man unless you feel that he has certain
reserve power within him"
''The chief mark Of the insane is the
lack OF self-control."
Resolving doesn't prove Jour will
power. Doing does"
The doctor asserted that one Of the
principal joys OF life Is the overcoming Of
| obstacles.
Ibid II ever occur to you that our Ia
vorite games are artificial devices by
which we set up obstacles for the mere
pleasure OF knocking them DOWN." the
doctor added. "a great Arctic explorer
said that he experienced the supreme
happiness when he was pressing forward
steadily to the pole. his goal. and he al
most forgot the terrible he.rdships.
Herein is the Joy of work that accom-
plishes. Here is q terse definition OF
work: Work is activity in which a man
can express himself at his best But
work. to be best. must, be free from the
workers self-consciousness It must be
| work dome for the works. sake for the
service which 1t renders"
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1916-01-28
DREW EQUALS OWN
WORLDS RUN RECORD

NEW YORK. Jan. &.-Howard p.
Drew. running for the University OF
southern California. equallsd the worlds
record made BY himself OF odH. IN the
seventy-yard dash at the annual indoor
track ana field games Of the Millrose
Athletic association in Madison Square
Gardea tonight. Drew finished only
inches ahead OF Roy w. Morse OF this
city.
In the tWo-mile handicaps walk,
George 0oulding OF Toronto. the worlds
champion At this distance, started AZ
scratch and was unable TO overtake Ed
ward Benz OF this city. who had a handi-
cap OF forty seconds.
Dave Caldwell OF Boston won the COO
yard scratch race from }. y, Meredith
Of the University OF Pennsylvania, by
TWO yards.
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1916-01-28
Brandeis Quintet
Suffers Defeat at
Hands Of Ft. Dodge

FORT DODGE la. Jan. N.--Cspeclai
Telegram.) 1.-The BrAndeis stores basket
bail team OF Omaha. champions OF Me-
bressa. were defeated last night for the
first time this season. by Company q
team Of Fort Dodge. champions Of Iowa.
by score OF % TO IS
Inability 10 keep their footing on the
slick dancing floor of the Fort Dodge
arInory caused the defeat OF the
omahans. who were weakened by the
absence OF Bob Koran. star guard. II.
Morrie cohn OF the Brandois team sus-
tained a serious scalp wound. when he
was thrown into a pile OF chairs In a
collision with a local man. A return
game between the two teams viii be
played In Omaha soon.
Tts,..o.
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1916-01-28
NEBRASKA WESLEYAN
WINS FROM C0TMER

UNINLHhIIl PLACE, Neo.l jan IT,
Especial. )-Nebeaska Wesleyan basket
bah team defeated the cotner Bulldogs.
Il 70 Il. on the home floor last night TIE
visitors played a strong defensive game
ana made he Coyotes work for their
scores. but were unable TO set within
sfdking distance Of the Wesleyan eoai
often enough 10 pile up any score.
wesleyan plays cotner az Bethany Fri
DAY night ana on mex. Monday the teaIa
from Grand Island college viii play mere.
me lineup;
Wealeyan-ForWards. Kline and Ander-
aoE. center. Hughes. guards Vtfquain
Gomez forwards, Darner and Britt;
center. Gardiner; guards. Parmenter and
knapple.
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1916-01-28
Frank Hale Makes
Good Score on the
Burgess-Nash Links

frank w. Hale. ono Of the crack
golfers Of the Field club. turned in a
score OF - for the nine holes OF the In
door golf course at the Burgoss-Nash
store Wednesday afternoon. Mr. Hale's
totai.ecore for the eighteen holes was u.
Fred Barssch. golf instructor at the
store. made 60 for eighteen holes a
few minutes after Hale turned In his
low score. Bartsch was playing with
o. s. Erwin OF the Field club at the
time.
The indoor course et BurEess-Nash In
/, attracting many golfers 70 the store and
every day finds several enthusiasts test
ing their putting skin.
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1916-01-28
Firemen Fumigated
After Fire in House
Under Quarantine

After firemen called to answer an
alarm at the home OF Frank b. Moore
SOS lodge street. had extinguished the
bla1e. they discovered for the first time
that the house was under quarantine Tor
scarlet fever. Mr.. Moore. travelins
man, is out OF the city. and his wife
was alone with her A-year-Old son. who
Is suffering with the disease.
All OF the firemen who were exposed
demanded that Health Commissioners Con-
nell fumigate their clothes.
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1916-01-28
MRS. MOHR LOVED
HUSBAND, SHE SAYS
Woman Accused of Numbering Mate
Testifies He Beat Her and
Abused Her.
NEVER PLOTTED HIS DEATH

PROVIDENCE, r. l.. an. H.
Mrs. Elizabeth F. Mohr, on trial with
two negroes on the charge of MUIR
dering her husband, DR.. c. Franklin
Mohr, asserted on the witness s.and
yesterday that she loved her husband
and always was DESTROYS Of effecting
a reconciliation with him. She denied
unequivocally that she ever plotted
to have him killed.
The widow told her story in low
tones. Once or twice while telling
of some particularly irritating turn
in her domestic troubles she seemed
on the verge of breaking down.
In answer to questions put to her by
her counsel. Mr.. Cushing, the witness
said her husband had been cruel and
abusive, but that she loved him notwith-
standing.
She identified a letter she said she had
received from him while she was at the
Newport nome in the fall Of 1913 in which
the doctor said:
Il don't want anything around that re-
lIlC VI gOus II gO0 oNth pob
your foot in my place in Providence again
will about kill you. You are barred
from my Providence places and 1 will
never associate with you again. The only
time we will be under the same roof again
will be when 1 go to Newport. perhaps.
When you leave there you leave every
thing. and don't care when you leave.
I've been putting on sham front all
summer for you. but can do It no
longer.
IT am totterins now. will have no
more OF it."
Mrs kohr made the assertion that Or.
Mohr wanted her TO get out and shift
for herself" and that he urged her to
so west and get a divorce. but that she
refused. Dr. Mohr threatened to kill her
because she would not give him her jew
elry, according to the testimony. She also
said the doctor coerced her into deciding
her property to him and that up to 1917
all his earnings had been put in her
name.
Received Many BeatIRss.
Continuing Mrs. Mohr said she received
many beatings from her husband because
OF her attempts TO keep Miss Emily
Burger away from him. She asserted thai
DR.. Mohr was addicted to the use OF
liquor and drugs and while under theil
| influence was dangerous
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1916-01-28
Fremont Cubs Cop
First at Tourney

FREMONT. Nsh. Jan. A-tspecial
Telegram. 1.-The Fremont Cubs. e picked
team. won first place In the sweepstakes
bowling tournament here this evening
with a score OF s.pt.
The letters Old Age team OF South
Omaha took second money. with ass.
and the Metz team. with asa. was third.
Eight teams entered each team paying
an entrance fee OF 49, First money was
-. second $3.50 and third SS7.0.
Ted Neale OF the Metz five was high
for the evening. with SlL His high
game was 2l6.
Following are the scores Of the eight
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1916-01-28
DILL WITH WALKING SCARLET
FEVER APPEARS At STATION

DOC, slip me the once over" re-
auested George Din. 1915 Chicago street.
iast night as he entered the hospital
ward at police headquarters station
The next moment half a doSen police
men in the room were fleeing for air.
Din had a pronounced case OF scarlet
fever, and was sent 20 the emergency
hospital
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1916-01-28
JESS WILLARD WILL
TRAIN AT HOT SPRINGS

LITTLE ROCK. Ark. Jan. H.-Tom
Jones, manager OF Jess willard, has
wired an acceptance from New Orleans
to proposition OF the Business Mems
league OF Hot springs for Willard TO
train there. Jones says the camp will
be established about February I. He Is
in New Orleans TO see the Fulton-F1ynn
match
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1916-01-28
HOOKER DENIES
SEEING SINCLAIR
Attorney for st. Louis National
League Club Did Not Confer
with Oil Man.
BRIrrOE SAYS NO PACT MADE

ST. LOUIS. No. Jan. H.-Lon o.
Hocker. attorney for the ST. Louis Ma.
tionals. who returned today from New
had conferred with Harry Sinclair re-
garding the purchase OF the ball club by
the latter.
President Britt3n denies that any agree
ment had been reached with Sinclair.
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1916-01-28

Department Ord-rs.

WASHINGTON, Jan. N-(Special Teie-
gram )-George Z. Bourne has been APP
pointed postmaster at Cokevjlle. Lincoln
county, Wyoming. vice B. II. Smalley re-
signed A postoffice has been established
at Yoekey. Morrill, county, Nebraska, and
ming.
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1916-01-28
Indoor Golf Record
Made by A. O. Nichols

A. o. Nichols is now the holder Of the
in6oer golf record OF Omaha. Nichols.
rtNs.,.x . kame with sam Reynoidn.
turned In score OF ~ on Bill Ciarhs
indoor course "wednesday evening. Nlch-
OILS card wns as foilowss
= 4 a
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1916-01-28
Brandeis Girls
Team Gets Highest
Mark in League

The Brandeis team in the Ladies' Bowl
ing league topped the list last night at
Huntington's alleys with score Of 2,Si3.
az against 2.22s for the Sweet Shops.
G~orea.
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1916-01-28

WASHINGTON, Jan. Ex-senator Gull
berson OF Texas issued statement to-
he a candidate for denomination In the
forthcoming democratic primary
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1916-01-28

enroad 1O, Ritohie. Howard. Hall (2.
smlth %, cramsr "a. Monk, Burns ~.
Foul goals thrown: cohn 90. subsu-
Plata. BurkenroAd for Hughes. McWhin-
ney for Bnrkenroad. Referee; Heath.
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1916-01-28

LONDON. Jan. a6.-The German note
% tie Baralong case declining TO accept
Great ErIlain's proposal for arbitration
a. delivered 10 the foreign Office ~ the
nast can embassy today.
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1916-01-28
Leke superlor in 3 &c.

DULUTH. MINI. Jan. 37.-One OF the
worst gales since the wreck of the Ma
taafa In 1906, Is raging on Lake Superior
tonight. Waves are sweeping through
the Duluth ship canal four feet above
the piers
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1916-10-19
RUB YOUR BACK!
STOPS lUMBAGO
Don't drug kidneys! Rub
pain right out with old
"St. Jacobs OIL"

Back hurt you? Can't straighten
up without feeling sudden pains,
sharp aches and twinges? Now
listen! That's lumbago, sciatica,
or maybe from a strain, and
you'll get blessed relief the mo-
ment you rub your back with,
soothing, penetrating "St. Jacobs
on Nothing else takes out
soreness, lameness and stiffness
so quickly. You simply rub it on
and out comes the pain. 1t is
perfectly harmless and doesn't
burn or discolor the skin.
Timber up! Don't suffer! Get
a small trial bottle from any
drug store, and after using it
just once, you'll forget that you
ever had backache, lumbago or
sciatica, because your back will
never hurt or cause any more
1t never disappoints and
has been recommended for 60
years. Stop drugging kidneys!
They don't cause backache, be-
cause the yhave no nerves, there
fore can not cause pain.
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cts queer sort of mix-up,
Mr.. Lidgerwood," Judson volun-
teered, lingering his cigar ten
derby. Known what's what, as
some of us do, you'd say them
two'd never get together, unless
it was to cut each others
throats."
Lidgerwood nodded. 1--WE
heard there was bad blood be-
tween them; it was about the
building-and-loan business, WASH t
it,"
"Shucks. no; that was only a
drop in the bucket" said Judson.
"Hallock was the original owner
of the WRESTLER. Didn't you
know that?"
NO."
He was, and Flemister beat
him out of it. Then, when he'd
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1916-10-19
Oct. 10. 1915.

ORDINANCE NO. e47O.-AN oRDI-
NANCE appropriating S9.33514
from the severar funds Of the CITY
Of Tacoma, to pay obligations aud
tied and adjusted by the City Con-
troller, and declaring an emergency.
WHEREIN. the City Controller.
by his report to this Council Of
October 18th, 1915, reported
claims against the City of Tacoma.
in the sum of sg,335.i4 as having
been audited and adjusted by him.
NOW, THEREFORE,,
BE 1T ORDAINED BY THE CITY
OF TACOMA:
Section 1. That claims against
the City of Tacoma, in the sum of
ts,S35.14 audited and adjusted by
the City Controller, October nth.
1916, be allowed and paid.
Section 2. That TO pay said
claims there be and is hereby ap-
propriated from the several funds
OF the City of Tacoma. the follow
Ing sums. to-wit:-
From the General Fund. .s77B3.22
From the Dock Dept. Fund. 1895
From the Light Fund. ..... e3e.b2
From the Water Fund. ..... 4ss.45
Section .. An emergency exists
and this ordinance shall take effect
Immediately after publication.
Passed Oct. Is, 1915.
A v. FAwETT.
Attest: w. d. NIcKEUs,
Oct 10. 1918. city Clerk
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done that, he reached out and
took Hallock's wife-just to
make it a clean sweep, was the
way he Dragged about it,"
Heavens and earth ejacu-
lated the listener. Then some of
the hidden things began to define
themselves in the light OF this
astounding revelation: Hallock's
unwillingness to go to Flemister
for the proof of his innocence in
the building-and-loan matter; the
invasion of the service car at
Copah by the poor demented crea-
ture whose cry was still for VEN
geance upon her betrayer. Truly,
Flemister had many crimes to an
swer for. But the revelation made
Hallock's attitude all the more
mysterious.
Continued i'm Our Next Issue.)
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Continued from our last issue. /,

A crawling minute later Judson
was crouching beneath the loosely
jointed floor OF the lighted room.
Almost at once ne was able to
verify his guess that there were
only two men in the room above.
At all events, there were only two
speakers. They we're talking in
low tones and Judson had no diff
ficulty in identifying the rather
high-pitched voice of the owner Of
the WRESTLER mine. The man
whose profile he had seen on the
window-shade had the voice
which belonged to the outlined
features, but the listener under
the floor had a vague impression
that he was trying to disguise 1t.
The bell of the private-line tel
ephone rang in the room above. 1t
was Flemister who answered the
bell-ringer.
Hello. Yes, this is Fiemister.
What's that?--a message about
Mr.. Lidgerwood- All
right! Fire away"
who is it," came the inquiry,
in the grating voice which fitted,
and yet did not fit, the man whom
Judson had followed from his
boarding of the train at Angels to
Silver Switch.
I; tits Goodloe, talking from his
station office at Little Butte" re-
piled the mine owner. THE dis
patcher has just called him up to
say that Lidgerwood left Angels
in his service-car. running special,
at eight-forty, which would fig
ure 1t here at about eleven, or a
little later"
Look here" said the man judi
son believed to be Hallock. Your
plan is needlessly bloody. In the
ordinary run of things, 1t will be
only few days or weeks before
Lidgerwood will throw up his
hands and quit, and when he goes
out, I go in"
| There was pause, and Judson
shifted his weight cautiously from
one elbow to the other. Then
Flemister began, without heat and
equally without conjunction.
You say 1t is unnecessary; that
Lidgerwood will be pushed out by
the labor fight. My answer to that
is that you don't know him quite
as we'll as you thinks you do. II
he's allowed to live, he'll stay
unless somebody takes him I'M
awares and scores him off, as
meant to do tonight when I wired
you. If he continues to live, and
stay, you know what will happen
sooner Or later. He'll find you
out for the double-faced cur that
you are-and after that, the fire.
works"
At this the other voice took its
turn at the savage sneering.
You can't put it all over me
that way, Flemister. You're in
the hole just as deep as am. foot
for FOOT"
ooh, no. my friend" said the
cooler voice. 81 haven't been
stealing in carload lots from the
company that hires me. have
merely been trying a little disused
scrap from you"
But this trap scheme OF
yours protested the other man;
tits frost, l tell you! You say
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1916-10-19

He Offers to Take any Case of
Catarrh, no Matter How Chronic
or Deep-Seated IL Has Become,
and Prove That IL Can be DRIVEN
OUT.
Mr.. Gauss has been manufac-
turing this Combined Treatment
for years, during which time over
one million have come to him for
medicine and advice. The medi-
cine relieves the disease by first
removing the cause. and produces
results where all else has failed.
Write him today for a free
package of GAUSS COMBINED
TREATMENT FOR CATARRH
and you will be happily surprised
at the results. Fill out the cou-
pom below, and send to c. E.
GAUSS, 9449 Main st., Marshall,
Mich.
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'sThe Tanning of
Red Butte Western
By Francis Lynde Copyright 1910 by Charles Srbner's Sons
NEXT WEEK THE IDYL OF TWIN FIRES BY WALTER p

the night passenger from Red
Butte is late. l know it's late
now; but Cranford's running IL,
and 1t is all down-hill from Red
Butte to the bridge. Crawford
will make up his thirty minutes,
and that will put his train right
here In the thick of things. Call
1t off for tonight, Flemister. Meet
Lidgerwood when he comes and
tell him an easy lie about your
not being able to hold Grofield
for the right-of-way talk"
Judson heard the creak and
snap of a swing-chair suddenly
righted. and the floor dust Jared
through the cracks upon him
when the mine-owner sprang to
his feet.
Call it off and let you drop
out of 1t? Not by a thousand
miles, my cautious friend! Want
to stay here and keep your feet
warm while | go and do 1t? Not
on your tintype, you yapping
hound. You can bully and brow
beat a lot of railroad buckles
when you're playing the boss act,
but | know you! You come with
me or I'll give the whole snap
away to Vice President Ford. I'll
tell him how you built a street
of houses in Red Butte out of
company material and with COM
pany labor. I'll prove to him that
you've scrapped first one thing
and then another-condemned
them so you might sell them for
your own pocket. I'll"
shut up" shouted the other
man, hoarsely. And then, after
moment that Judson felt was
crammed to the bursting point
with murderous possibilities:
Get your tools and come on.
Well see who's got the yellows
before we're through with this!"
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1916-10-19
LEGAL NOTICES.

dnlermen .................. 5000
Assistant Machinists 800 to $40. 90
Passed Oct. IS, 1915.
A. V. FAwCETT.
Attest: w. D. NICKEUS,
City Clerk.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1916-10-19

(Newspaper Enterprise Association)
NEW YORK, Oct. 19.-At last
the sexes have come to an under
stanuIng! It's a mans wrists
that attract women and women's
ankles that attract men!
No lesser authority than the SUI
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1916-10-19
LEGAL NOTICES.

>>~>~>~~>~~~~~>~s~>~sr~~~> ~~>~s>s~~>~~~~~~~~~
ORDINANCE NO. 8473.-An ordi-
nance to amend Section IL of Or
dinance No. 51S5. entitled:
AN ORDINANCE to fix and con-
hrm the salaries and compensation
10 be paid certain officials and en-
ployees OF the City of Tacoma, and
70 repeal Ordinances Nos. 4s1s. 1905.
5o4!, 5l5s, and all ordinances and
parts of ordinances in conflict here
no. bs2s. W ofoihanee
By IT ORDAINED BY THE CITY
Section I. That Section IL of Or
dinsncs No. 51s5, passed January 2,
1913. and entitled:
) IAN ORDINANCE to fix and con-
nrm the salaries and compensation
TO be paid certain officials and en-
ployees of the City of Tacoma, and
70 repeal Ordinance Nos. $50, 1905.
sVfI. BIS, and all ordinances and
parts of ordinances in conflict here
with as amended by Ordinance
No. 5s2s, be and IL IL hereby amend
ed to read as follows:
section ~. That the monthly sal
aries OF the officials and employees
OF the Fire Department shall be as
assistant Chief ............ 10000
....s... sV.OO
Telephone Operators .... 5000
Snaunears ,.;...:..;.. 5000
MsEm sssfep -. 1000
Fire d Police Alarm Sys-
tenn ....................... 10000
llnemen ................... 10000
t4pteius ............... 10000
i1outen4pts .....-......s.... 1900
EnginserB ................. 1000
Drivers ...........,...,.. 1000
Driver supply Team .,..... 5000
Stokers 5000
Hoegmen ....!............ $500
laddNmen ............... $500
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preme court here brought that
out. Mrs. Rebecca Fogg, witness
In an alienation suit, said the de-
PENDANT in the case her how he
could make himself more attract
i've to women. She said she told
him 1t was the shape of a mans
wrist that counts.
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1916-10-30

He asserts that the farmer must pay
for the twenty-five per cent raise in
wages. in higher freight rates, and he
says that neither Congress nor any one
else has any right. nor the power, 10
take the oat crop from the farmer
and give II to the railroad employees.
He further asserts that IN is nothing
short Of robbery TO force the farmers
to give fifty or sixty million dollars
in a wage increase TO the tralnmen,
and he says that such action, if allowed
to stand absolutely destroys property
rights
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1916-10-30
THE DAILY
NOVELET
OFFICER!
The chap that laughs at all your Jokes,
And thinks you very funny.
May merely be one of those folks
Who wants to borrow money.

y. Tractor, the chiropodist. was
busy at the feet of Rasher o. Bacon.
the millionaire grave designer. when
Oddsen Ends, the riddle ilend, knocked
at the office door.
"Busy-take a seat" called X. Trac-
tor. You'll find all the latest maya
zines on the ante-room table-'The
Monthly Chtropodean, The Foot-Pad
Quarterly 'BunIon's Weckly'-take a
scat"
II Just wanted to put u question to
you chuckled oddsen Ends. And he
opened the door and stuck his head in,
lnquiring; IF you had corn-acorn,
see?-on Your toe would your foot
feel oak-o. X, seer"
Shut the outside door on your way
out," said X. Tractor ominously.
zone thing more" went on oddsen
Ends suavely. ITS not exactly in
your line, but perhaps you can tell
me what answer you would make in
refusing horse chestnut. Would you
say 'Neigh?"
Excuse my back. said the chirop-
odist 10 his patient And rising sud