The Redwood gazette. [volume] (Redwood Falls, Minn.) 1873-1940, 1916-01-19


A man or a boy who will let three
hundred dollar team stand outside for an
hour in below-zero weather rather than
pay the few cents necessary to get the
horses under shelter is not only utterly
lacking in heart, but shows an inability
for any sort of head work as well. He
has his values Of money, horse flesh and
feed all mixed up.
There are a few men whom it is per-
fectIy safe to classify according to the
clothes they wear, and those are the fell
lows who wear the uniforms. Some other
rule of measurement must be found for
the others.
Some people wouldn't be satisfied with
! their lots even if they were the choicest
ones in the cemetery.
| We've always admired the sunfower.
It's just wholesomely busy about the
grand business of being a sunfower and
doesn't waste time on envying or imita-
ting the beauty and the odor and the glory
of the rose
By the way, speaking of roses, rose
by any other NAME" wouldn't "smell as
sweet''-the wise poet to the contrary
notwithstanding. Think what it would
smell like if it were called skunk
bage."
Will somebody please page Frank Eddy ?
The weaker is mans argument, the
louder is his voice.
One of our young married ladies is CAD
this is leap year because she is going to
have birthday, luxury she enjoys only
once in four years-Springfeld Free
Press.
We gods! Most of us are forced to be
content with one in life time.-Bob
Dunn.
After the Ball mas new meaning to
the occupants of The Gazetie shop aft =
listening to the boys Of the Old Guard
who occupy (on warm days. the CONNER
cial Club rooms, chasing the elusive pool
ball down the steps. We haven't learned
which one it is who makes that frequent,
peculiar shot.
Two wolves perched themselves on the
doorstep of the Burridge home at Duluth
and Mr. Burridge suggests that probably
they were looking for a stray chicken.
Well, if they were, why didn't they put on
sleeps clothing like the regular story
book and moving picture wolf. Awfully
unsophisticated wolves they have in Du-
luth.
Burt May of the Albert Lea Tribune
says, "Have you noticed the days are
growing longer? Every minute more of
day hit tackled on fore and aft means a
slice cut off from the electric light bill"
So, Burt. But still when it got dark early
we didn't so much mind going to bed to
save the fuel bills; SO we're not sure con-
ditions have improved.
W. Morgan Shuster says Europe laughs
at our protests. Somewhere we've heard
that he laughs best who laughs last.
We find ourselves quite in sympathy
with a small American who upon discov-
ering that there amt no Santa Claus"
declared he was going to look into this
Jesus business some day, too" This is
the age of investigation-and there is a
wide choice of investigatible material.
When intelligent men and women Of
the type that live in and about Redwood
Falls become so stated with the sensation
alsm of books of fiction and the movies
that they can't appreciate the fine art of
an evenings entertainment such as Mr.
Southwick gave, they had better call a
halt and ask themselves where their men
tai route is taking them
1t appeals strongly to our sense of hu-
NOR to have some individual with a one
cylinder land that missing most of the
time) intellect say IF Governor Hammond