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New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1916-10-31
DOROTHY CRAMP
A BRIDE TO-DAY
Theatre Party and Supper
Given for Her by
Mrs. T. r. Pell

Mrs Theodore Roosevelt Pell gave a
theatre party and supper last night
for her sister. Miss Dorothy Cramp,
VINO is 20 marry Reuben J. Ross to-
morrow IN the Church of the lncar-
nation, East Seventy-fourth Street
She took her guests 20 see Cheating
Cheaters" al the Eltinge. In the party
were Miss Dorothy Manice, daughter
of Mr.. and Mrs. Edward A. Manice, who
will give dinner. followed by a dance,
tonight at 100 East Sixty-fourth
Street, for Miss Cramp, the bridal
party and a few additional guests;
Miss Martha Bent, Of Philadelphia;
Miss Caramai Carroll, Miss Margaret
Kemp, Ridgely Simpson. Purser Adams,
John Larkin, Rupert Thomas and De
Denneville Seeley.
Mr. and Mrs. Marshall Field gave
small dinner last night at the Ritz
Carlton and afterward took their
guests TO the theatre. Mr. and Mrs.
Field spent the summer at Dark Har-
Dor. Ne. Mrs. Field was Miss Evelyn
Marshall, Of this city.
Mrs. Ogden Goelet arrived in town
yesterday from Newport and is at the
Ritz-Carlton for few days.
Mrs. J. Fred Pierson returned 20 the
city yesterday from Newport. She will
be Joined later by General Pierson.
Mr.. and Mrs. William Fahnestock
will give a dinner and dance at Sher-
rvs on January for their nieces, Miss
Helen Gordon Campbell and Miss Mar
garet Fahnestock-
Mrs. George Thompson will give re-
ceptions on November 2s and % for
her debutante daughter, Miss Zillah
Townsend Thompson
Mr.. and Mrs. Cortland Field Bishop
have arrived az White sulphur Springs,
W. Va. by automobile. They Will re-
main until November ,.
Mrs. Fletcher F. Ryer and her daugh-
ter. Miss Doris Ryer, have returned
70 the Ritz-Carlton after spending two
weeks at French Lick Springs. Miss
Ryers engagement 20 Stanhope W
Nixon, son of Mr. and Mrs. Lewis
Nixon. was announced a few days ago.
Mrs. Ryer and her daughter Will spend
the winter at the Ritz.
Mr.. and Mrs Arthur B. Twombly
who were al the 81. Regis, have taken
possession Of their house, p East Eff
ty-ffth Street.
Philip La Montague will give a din
enr tonight at the Ritz-Carlton.
Mr.. and Mrs. VI. Orme Wilson have
returned 20 the city from White Sui
phur Springs, ". Va.
Mr.. and Mrs. Lauren Carroll, who
were married IN August, will arrive
In New York this week and take pos
session of their new home, l29 East
Sixty-ninth Street
Barton French has returned to the
city from Hot Springs, Va, where ne
purchased Barton Lodge from his
mother, Mrs. >. barton rsehCA'
Mr.. and Mrs. Lyman Beecher stowe
of Forest Hills Gardens. Long Island,
are receiving congratulations on the
birth Of a son on October p.
Mr.. and Mrs. ". Storrs Wells have
closed their Newport villa and re
turned 20 the city for the winter
Mrs. r. De Witt Talmage and her
daughter, Miss Rebecca Collier VIII
arrive i'm New York at the end Of the
week from Washington. They will re-
main mere until the middle Of next
month.
Mrs. William Barclay Parsons will
spend November at White Sulphur
~urfuRg
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1916-10-31


Once upon four Loose Nuts that got together
and said:
THE definitions the herd annoy US and
have free expression 70 satisfy our
soul warnings The ham ham How harsh and crude!
Let Us call by that sybozes freedom and SOUL Co-
mon slobs use the word Butter Could anything be more
coarse and vulgar? Let henceorh have name consistent
with freedom Let soap be unshacked'
So they went along they grocery shop wnere
they turned aside to slip their dope on the de-
graded multitude proprietor ambed forward smng
politely because he four customers in one lot since last
Christmas week And he said:
well, gents what's y0urn?
And tie first Nut Give sugarcured heur-de-ys.
And the second says: have pound OF inclined amber
And the third said: pounds Of banched toge'e
nots And the said Il should like pound OF compressed
moonshine." III.
And the grocery stopped smiling and sized them up VIII"
wary eve and tptoed telephone the corner ana soy
called for a number. And when he got it he said;
"Sav Cap they're and if send the wagon down
c Won can COD of the bunch but if you I'd call out
the because plain this lot out Of the dangerous
ward" . IL
This fable teaches poetry poetry and prose IS prose ana
,ou don't change thing BIZ changing its name
CHARLES EDWARD RUSSELL
There are two things sharp sensation OF regret
,ever We think of distinguished author of the preceding
outon that running for Office this year; ana a'
he has ceased TO write verse.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1916-10-31

e humos Of Seventeen unbOunded and morose must
he the reader whose appreciation Of them IS also unoounded
Boston Transcript
II at what the Transcript said Harpers horribly good
sno-+s N ouote il in their advertisement
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1916-10-31
MARRIED

CHASE-COME Monday evening. Oc-
tober 30, 1916, at the home OF NJ
and Mrs. Charles James Come, 2l5
West lO5th ST., Donald Frederic
Chase and Anna Verah Come.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1916-10-31
The CnmpIete Letter Writer

IT., which an anxious young husband asks advice Of beauty eoO
III vanues OF ms Wlle
NARY she his madeup she put some rouge ao
poder on her face golden and she dye ner na
what the best way TO make her
stop herfo foolish things
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1916-10-31

Times as gifted author has observed have changed
Where once the cautious citizen down his gates
today he takes out insurance against the theft of his tires
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1916-10-31
CEMETERIES.

THE woOpLAw CEMETERY
f.5d ST BY Harlem Tnt ana by Trolley.
Lots 81 small size fohS1s.
once 20 East 25d ST. ~ Z.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1916-10-31

Notices OF marriages and deaths mnss
be accompanied by fun name and address
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1916-10-31
Our Own Travelo2ues

Sir In before buy Papers From Other
Cities you have while the boy all the naughty
whikey advertisements with lampbac But without moments
delay you purchase the local journals wherein Lydia Pnham
Wine Cardu Tana Dodsons Liver Tone ct al exploited
stories.
Az he Southeastern Fair this sign the livestock stable
little merment the Of the populace
Immediately grasped the idea ALWAYS SPEAK TO
A COW As YOU WOULD TO LADY,
rH'''I "Ch">''
"Washingon soldiers says Secretary Baker "n the march
az Valley Forge everything they could lay their hands on
Including a march on the British lLoud cheern0
Fra.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1916-10-31
THE DIARY OF OUR OWN SAMUEL PEPYs

October 2s-Up early. yet not early enough Tor l. Nege@n
+be baer who came in his petrowaggon and carried w.
For and me TO Princeton where the Princeton ooae
team bv tremendous piece Of good luck win from tne part
nh team Mr. D. Hopper the playactor safe near me- ana 'oo
hath foot-oale games as
av heretofore he been payactng Of Saturday
,d aeit am glad enjoyment yet wish ne were
n1avactirg again Gberts operas TOO whch ne pay
With 40 fine skill and understanding To the city and to the once
for q moment and thence home
$50 the and played two sets with D Spaeth DOM
w nent and usfu with long absence from playing ana eah
~ - lost one se Mistress Heens where mad dozen
ke and with my wife f. Warren inn for dinner 10
rear Mistress Lorraine Wyman ballads she natn coeeo
~ tho Kentucky mountain folk highly dlveng IN esecla a.
M sa them with decacy and charm and nehaoe ad MI
pav did accompany her the pianoforte with mun Skill %
IN For walk 10 the Office and then hard at my laoourS
~ took all the day with listening 20 this one and mat one
bae about the election. But only doubt as TO what WI"
,en that dav is whether rain or no. foraucn as
should Ike 70 have day Of outdoor sport to for'y NE against
the hard long night in the Office
who, one realizes that composed OF two grea
~ one Of which issues poster like the lie Protected Me ana
Mine" embazonmen and the other Of which sucks up s
lie the HE Neglected and Mine 8-sheet one Is almost
tempted 20 the task Of Setting the Universe hgh
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1916-10-31
The Coming Tower
The Echo.

Where the sunbeams fall
On the stones chill gray
Eerily it blows;
To the Winds low call
Behold it sway
The shadow Rose.
The red blossom nigh
In the garden bright
Brief life is her dover;
But for thee | sigh
Who must die tonight,
Ny echo Flower
M
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1916-10-31

No about the high fliving than the
printer-Eyenng Mail
Sometimes the worry of it get NH snerve
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1916-10-31
FAMILIAR MISQUOTATIoNs

Age cannot wither nor custom stale
Her infinite variety"
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1916-10-31
wh.rrin tn. Bad p.rferss Drop. Baek Into Prose

A rauov al asonic 70 De-
all night as sure a. can Do
and laughter b. the ton
and JOIN inc uh
elm pickles brown
and bread goblin . cake pumpkin brown brew"
Woman place. wherever II be, IS not at the ringde
~Fis,s few Miss Ernene Evens from Kansas
City aand black eyes bloomed every hand"
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1916-10-31

FieldMarsha Won Hndenburgs letter emphasizes the I'M
poance Of sleep thing he says, lis sleeping Soldiers
must be able to sleep should fail most
conspcousy as If the overlooking Of watertank
on an adjoining apartment keep awake for hours what
would the caerpatank do? The thought Of brings
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1916-10-31

Mr.. and Mrs Cortlandt Field Bishop
have arrived at White Sulphur Springs,
W. Va. by automobile. They Will re-
main until November ).
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1916-10-31

Mr.. and Mrs Arthur B. Twombly,
who were at the 81. Regis, have taken
possession Of their house, p East FIJI
tv-fftn Street.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1916-10-31

Mrs. Fletcher F. Ryer and her daugn-
ter. Miss Doris Ryer have returned
20 the Ritz-Carlton after spending two
weeks at French Lick Springs. Miss
Ryers engagement 20 Stanhope W
Nixon, son Of Mr.. and Mrs. Lewis
Nixon. was announced a few days ago.
Mrs. Ryer and her daughter will spend
the winter at the Ritz.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1916-10-31

Philip La Montague will give a din
enr tonight at the Riuz-Carlton.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1916-10-31

Mrs. George Thompson will give re-
ceptions on November 2s and % for
her debutante daughter, Miss Zillah
Townsend Thompson
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1916-10-31

Mr.. and Mrs. Lyman Beecher stowe,
of Forest Hills Gardens, Long Island
are receiving congratulations on the
birth Of a son on October r.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1916-10-31

Mr.. and Mrs ". Storrs Wells have
closed their Newport villa and re-
turned 20 the city for the winter.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1916-10-31

Mr.. and Mrs. Lauren Carroll, who
we're married In August, will arrive
In New York this week and take pos
session of their new home, l29 East
Sixty-ninth Street.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1916-10-31

Mr.. and Mrs. Marshall Field gave a
small dinner last night at the Ritz
Carlton and afterward took their
guests TO the theatre. Mr.. and Mrs.
Field spent the summer at Dark Har-
Dor. Ne. Mrs. Field was Miss Evelyn
Marshall, Of this city.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1916-10-31

Barton French has returned to the
city from Hot Springs, Va, where ne
purchased Barton Lodge from his
mother. Mrs. S. Barton French.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1916-10-31

~Washingons soldiers" says Secretary Baker, "n II
a. Valley Forge everything they could lay their han'
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1916-10-31

Mr.. and Mrs VI. Orme Wilson have
returned 70 the city from White Sui
phur Springs, ". Va.
The Lexington intelligencer. [volume] (Lexington, Mo.) 1901-1949, 1916-03-17

Mrs. Kirty Rose and Miss
Elizabeth Smith of Central Col
lege went to Kansas City Sun
day evening for a visit.
Sheriff w. H. Waddell went to
Kansas City Monday morning to
spend the day on business.
Ike H. Noyes went to Kansas
City Monday to spend the
day on business.
Mrs. Homer Chambers and lit
tie son, John A., and Miss
Blanche Logan went to Grand
Pass Sunday morning for a visit.
0. w. Westerman spent Sun
day in Wellington.
c. A. Petit spent Sunday in
Marshall.
WI anu MIS-. D.. /. CauChen
spent Sunday in Buckner.
Mrs. Leroy Gray and little
daughter returned to their home
in Kansas City Sunday morn
ing after a visit here with Mrs.
Gray.
]. B. Davis of st. Louis spent
Saturday night here with Blu
ford Gordon.
Misses Mary Wore and Fay
of Central College went
o Kansas City Sunday for a few
visit.
The Lexington intelligencer. [volume] (Lexington, Mo.) 1901-1949, 1916-03-17
Matthew Kenney of Kansas
City spent Sunday here with his
home folks.
Rank F~OOIishness

You occasionally see it stated
that colds do not result from
cold weather. That is rank fool
ishness. Were it true colds
would be as prevalent in midsum-
mer as in mid-winter. The mi
robe that causes colds fourishes
n damp, cold weather. To get
rid of a cold take Chamberlain's
Cough Remedy. It is effectual
and is highly recommended by
people who have used it for many
years as occasion required, and
know its real value. Obtainable
Everywhere.
The Lexington intelligencer. [volume] (Lexington, Mo.) 1901-1949, 1916-03-17
Dan Ruebel, Jr., of st. Louis
arrived Sunday morning for a
visit here with home folks.
How to Prevent Croun

When the child is subject to
attacks of Group, see to it that
he eats a light evening meal, as
n overloaded stomach may bring
on an attack, also watch for the
first OBSERVATION-DISCLOSURES and
give Chamberlain's Cough Rem
edy as soon as the child becomes
hoarse. Obtainable Everywhere.
Z. 9. Masters spent Sunday in
Marshall.
Miss Maud Hagood spent Sun
in HigginsvilIe.
The Lexington intelligencer. [volume] (Lexington, Mo.) 1901-1949, 1916-03-17

special permits which the law
requires them to secure from
the Chief Inspector of Nurseries
and Orchards. Statesmen who
cannot show such permits should
be reported at once to the Ex-
Station at Columbia
for investigation, but the hon
esty of those who do have such
permits cannot be guaranteed
by the Experiment Station,
although there is a strong pre-
sumption that the men who have
complied with the law by taking
out permits will be much more
to be honest and straight
than the man who is
selling in violation of the law.
The exhibition of such a per-
init shows that the agent is
registered for the sale and dis
of stock which has
been inspected and found free
from dangerous insects and dis
49,
eases. There are plenty of res
ponsible agents in the state rep
resenting responsible nurseries
and orders can be placed by mail
With nurserymen who will look
after the interests of their GUS
,omers honestly. So with a lit
lie care the buyer can get exact
what he wishes without deal
ng with questionable parties.
lie should order standard varie-
les which he knows are doing
veil in his locality and refuse
he fancy varieties on which
profits are promised
!. Haseman, Chief Inspector of
Nurseries and Orchards, Colum-
ia, Missouri.
The Lexington intelligencer. [volume] (Lexington, Mo.) 1901-1949, 1916-03-17
Fruit Tree Quacks

Some so-called nursery sales
men operating in Missouri are
making promises that seem too
good to be true. The Missouri;
Agricultural Experiment Sta
ton wishes to warn farmers and
fruit growers to be very care
full about investing in stock Of
an unknown variety of supposed
special merit and against sign
ing contracts to buy and grow
fruit trees, vines, or other nur-
sery stock on the strength of
that it can be sold lat
er at very high prices.
Buyers should require the
nursery salesman to show the
The Lexington intelligencer. [volume] (Lexington, Mo.) 1901-1949, 1916-03-17
THE SANITARY BAKE SHOP.

If you want a nice cake for Jour
Sunday dinner or any other spec
ial occasion call phone 500. /
have the following cakes: Angel
Food at SOc, Fruit Cake at zoe a
pound, Cream Puffs, DOughnuts,
and all kinds of cookies. / also
have the Snowflake Wrapped
Bread, Vienna Bread, Rye Bread,
Whole Wheat Bread and the
Twin LOaves. The wagon makes
rips to town each day.
A. C. MEIERER.
The Lexington intelligencer. [volume] (Lexington, Mo.) 1901-1949, 1916-03-17
Sign of Good Digestion

When you see a cheerful and
happy old lady you may know
that she has good digestion. If
your digestion is impaired or if
you do not relish your meals take
a dose Of Chamberlain's Tablets.
They strengthen the stomach,
improve the digestion and cause
a gentle movement of the bow
els. Obtainable Everywhere.
The Lexington intelligencer. [volume] (Lexington, Mo.) 1901-1949, 1916-03-17
Let Us Do Your Washing.

We will wash your clothes
clean and white, and will not
fade the colored pieces. Your
flat work will all be ironed, leav-
ing you only the starched pieces
to iron at home. Only 5 cents
per pound. Wen call for it any
day you request, and deliver it
promptly.
CRAWFORD'S LAUNDRY.
Phone $50
The Lexington intelligencer. [volume] (Lexington, Mo.) 1901-1949, 1916-03-17
LIVERY AND FEED STABLES.

Sehaberg Bros. have recently pur-
'hased the livery business of the old
'ebable firm of ]. C. Young, ST., and
are prepared to furnish the public
with carriages at reasonable prices to
and from churches and other public
gatherings and also buggies and other
accommodations pertaining to the
business.
SCHABERG BROS.
J Lexington, Mo.
The Lexington intelligencer. [volume] (Lexington, Mo.) 1901-1949, 1916-03-17
Farm Loans

We will place loans on improv-
farms in Lafayette County in
not exceeding S5OOO.OO
o one person.
Morrison Wentworth Bank.
3-2-tf.
The Lexington intelligencer. [volume] (Lexington, Mo.) 1901-1949, 1916-03-17

Mr.. and Mrs. Arnold Sim
mons of Kansas City spent Sun
day here with Mr.. Simmons
parents, Mr.. and Mrs. Charles
Simmons.
The Lexington intelligencer. [volume] (Lexington, Mo.) 1901-1949, 1916-03-17

Mrs. Albert Weber and Mrs,
William Weber and son, Wood
son, went to Kansas City Sun
day evening.
The Lexington intelligencer. [volume] (Lexington, Mo.) 1901-1949, 1916-03-17
" SWAT THE FLY" EARLY
By L. Haseman, Missouri College of
Agriculture

But why Swat the fly" in the
winter when you fail to see any ?
Listen!
Il am a big fat mother fly and
| live in a large house, tucked
away in a crack behind a door
casing. The housekeper has
overlooked me. She thinks we
are all dead. l have a friend or
two in the basement ana a cousin
in the attic. We have seen each
other a few times since winter
set in, though we hide away
most of the time. Several of my
friends and near relatives select
ed the barn for their winter
quarters and | hope they are
comfortable. Some live outdoors
in sheltered places and some in
other houses. A few of my
younger brothers and sisters
were still feeding in a filthy
stable on the other side of the
road last fall when l developed
wings and flew away with filth
sticking to me. This filth l have
since wiped off on cake, bread,
and other exposed foods in the
pantry. Some of these broth
ers and sisters will no doubt es-
cape the cold, as stable manure
stays warm if it is permitted to
accumulate in the stable all win
ter. These are now enclosed in
small, hard brown cases and as
soon as warm weather comes l
shall go to the stable and see if
| can find any Of them.
my city cousin says:
We have had a few warm
days but it is still too cool to
venture out. In a few days l
expect to move. l am hungry
and need more air. lon0 for
the day when l can leave the
house for a warm sun-bath. Then
| will find some filth on which
to lay a few eggs. There was
plenty of filth around here last 1
fall and of course none of it has {
been removed during the win 4,
ter. My first crop of eggs will |
be laid about the middle of /
March if all goes well. By the s
middle of April l will have grand
Children in abundance. By June i
my offspring viii have scattered l
over town and by August we t
will be IN full possession of the /
place, holding council in the City f
placing sick and wounded e
n the hospitals by the dozens, q
and handling the city govern r
nent about as we please. This a
'ity does not fear us and is not v
prepared so by the time it gets a
ready for US we will be in full t,
control. / hope we may have a Il
Iuccessful year and all looks TX
'uccessful so far, but l fear that il
big, bad man at the Missouri +
Agricultural Experiment Station ii
S telling people how to spoil all "
hat 81
Is winter work worth while ? f,
can be done? First kill /
hat baostful fly behind the door N
.asing; then go to the attic and bi
easement, to the garage and
table and let not one fly escape.
lean all stables and remove all 81
18th in which the eggs and mag
,ots may harbor, and scatter in I.
he fields. Be sure that the
do likewise and if nee 81
ssary induce the City Council ia
o require hat all premises are h;
properly cleaned up during the F,
Then you will have at pC
east a fighting chance with this al
lthy scourge of the human h;
Preparedness means sue b
ess in such a campaign. "
I'LL -
The Lexington intelligencer. [volume] (Lexington, Mo.) 1901-1949, 1916-03-17

Mrs. C. G. Russell who has
been visiting Mr.. Russell's moth
er, Mrs. S. D. Russell, south of
town, returned to her home in
Clinton, Mo-, Sunday morning.
The Lexington intelligencer. [volume] (Lexington, Mo.) 1901-1949, 1916-03-17

Miss Georgia Browning of
Central College went to Indepen-
dence Monday for a visit.
The Lexington intelligencer. [volume] (Lexington, Mo.) 1901-1949, 1916-03-17
When to Take Chamberlain's
Tablets

When to Take Chamberlain's
Tablets
When you feel dull or stupid
after eating.
When constipated or bilious.
When you have a sick head
ache.
When you have a sour stomach.
When you belch after eating.
When you have Indigestion.
When nervous or respondent.
When you have no relish for
your meals.
When your liver is torpid.
Obtainable Everywhere.
The Lexington intelligencer. [volume] (Lexington, Mo.) 1901-1949, 1916-03-17
When Your Wife Turns Your House Inside Out

Till it dosen't seem like home-just be meek and pleasant
and do exactly as she tells you. She knows Just what to do
and she'll make it a more pleasant home than before Rmt
she's sure to find many things she needs to put it in shane
Tor another year and she'll want you to go to the Economy
Furniture store and help her choose them.
Shell need a few Rockers, new Rug Gust received some
odd Chairs, a Refrigerator and perhaps a new Table Rur.t
or Bed. Don't argue, come with her and visit US. Pavmarts
may be arranged.
The Lexington intelligencer. [volume] (Lexington, Mo.) 1901-1949, 1916-03-17

Mrs. R. l.. Gordon who has
been visiting Mr.. and Mrs. C. L.
Ristine left Monday for her
home in Bartelsville, Okla. Mrs.
Ristine accompanied her as far
as Kansas City, from there she
will go to Joplin, Mo-, for a visit.
The Lexington intelligencer. [volume] (Lexington, Mo.) 1901-1949, 1916-03-17

Joe Mann of Wellington spent
Sunday night in Lexington.