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The Washington times., 1916-02-10

NEW YORK, Feb. ln.--Almost ss in -
pressilr as tne launching oc drca"-
I,auCht hattl"shnn N""" i'c "rNN"hi. :
, ester,lrv ~ ihC Cv'riGS" Iiut"l IL con-
uectInm with tic .ISuiuE ur articles ~
the REPRESENTATIVES, Ut .i'ai " lllnrd ami
Frank Nr"an for their t"N-r"uEd "o
derIsiurl bout for q purse Of ST0m". ~"
hall rncs, Of thr Clal 'dCc "l* rIr''i '.'
ta,. h,g event and o,c@" rnN "no is =. -
"nt n :.r,rtd".m VJ> Hl"".rd to W"U il
the pro-. ,dnr< i.,rIltlinG was ,,r-
RANGED ju. a. if it was +" ho Il Src,r'
in = thrill, movie druI''a. Up a tho
nd OF the DOM there VA, = lonG ,ahl"
with n ID CErUund ~ tapestry hHnc =
iugs, and lights that r"scmblcd lhV~c
ot stage shed an cffulgcnt gI@r" On
the principals. Thr h..; act "f nv.
cedure in ~" ceremony was t" ""d"!
several quaIta "r champagne, for "Hn.'
Vernon. IT," Nrakrhuidsr IS interest I
in a certain brand Of wr..,. amt "Hul.''
- NJ shrHknE Wide, WGcu II COM, :
t. having his pIlrI, u.nr p"cjcs Of bu,
hlo water NdVrItiS, ,d.
Consequently there was blr inc-'IH
"f bottles and filled GlISscs that wv-,
posed IN gallant array - lIal the raISu-
Thcu every Un" Irul I" is pen and
locked pleasant ,u tie ru:nmilnd ur tn
camera lrignde. OFF went the flaSI"a
Ike 42-Ccntin"trc guns, but not pur
behind the battery OF BOTTLES blnr:.I
an rlclaSh.
Afrcr the prclIr mar, guns ~ in,
hpshhghr mon hHd O""u rucd all start.
Cd to sign the papers. som" dashed ~
their signatures fast, others took uu:l,
Il lot Of time with their pcm.uuIship
ENcI ytnin2 Wa apparently settled
then. but some ON" had tn" tcn'lilN L
ask Who VA Guin- to be the !, icrCc.
That started n lot Of aluIuncnt, "Tom''
Jones, Wizards representative, ,Ir'istrd
thnt "Jack' Sk'IIN. or N"nk"Is he thu
lhiri man IN tho Ing. Ike" or-an.
Moran S. n'ala@Cr. was equally iTs arent
that "lill' brown Il" the uiluuic'tnr
! h'r" Il 'cTancd. 1t MAS I"aalurN.
Thus the boy who have hccn Watching
rSNl developments for years ~ ,hC
same old s.,uittl"u that has been il vN-
isrencs almost sine" the time or David
and Goliath. Why choose referee
The Washington times., 1916-02-10
She'd Love to
Row, But Are
Girls Wanted? ?

"Id love to row. and are you
really sure Coach Rice wants
girls on the Columbia crew
this year,"
This postscript in a dainty ZEN
mime hand met the startled
gaze Of Capt. Norman Rrattol,
Of the Columbia varsity eight
as he inspected the la; .
est batch Of replies to the cali
hc issued last week foY candi-
dates for the Blue and White
"rcws.
Then he looked at tho card more
carefully and found that the
Writer's name vas quite az
feminine AS her hardwHiting,
What in hlaHcs dc you know
about that ." he shouted a. he
dashed 10 the t,:lph"No aud
called up tho marager.
Then he found why a Barnard
Girl had been asked to row.
The University directory FROM
. which the address Of the
prospective oarsmCn was OBJ
tanned contains r.&ny names
identical to chat Of the will
ing Barnard neCphyto, and
when the freshman who wa
addressing the cards selected
what he thought Was the ad-
dress Of a husk" 200-poundrr'
he picked out the home of q
1l5-pound Barnard miss.
Now Bratton wonders if SHE
will report for til" CROW at the
first practice tomorrow.
jim Rice shook his head.
The Washington times., 1916-02-10

WHO THROWS ,E;M FROM THE rs.
CIFIC SIDE, IS TO BE THE Left
HANDED MANAGER DF THE DEN.
NER TEAM NO REASON WHY \
LEFT-HANDTD MANAGEE CAN +
THINK AS WE'LL hS \ RICH r.
HANDED ONE. THERE'S BEEN AZ
TOGETHER TOO MUCH SPOCFIN,,
ABOUT LEFT HANDLERS BEING
NUTS, NO PROMOTER EVER Oh
JECTED TO T.EFT-HANDFD
SIECTATOR'S MONEY THE No
TpRMAN or THIS COLUMN lS
LEFT-HANDED. MEiiHE YOU ARE
WE GOTTA HANG TO'i.THER
The Washington times., 1916-02-10
Germ Is Busy

Edward Mahan, the Harvard foot
ball captain, who recently sue
cumbed to golf, has been quoted
as saving that he likes the an
cient game better than base
ball or track and fully as well
AS football. The golf germ
usually does work rapidly once
it gets started.
The Washington times., 1916-02-10
Talking Figures
Of the Big Bout

Cuutcstants-Jcse Willard. heavy
weight champion Of the world, and
Frank Moran.
Place and date Ma Olson Square
Garden on March s.
Purse $50 90. Of which 3t0oc to VII
lard and so. .phn 10 Moran.
bonuses for signing $40 to willard
and I.,J0 to Moran
Estimated cost Of putting on the
hout-S96 go.
Estimated attendance and receipts
l3,rr and $1,000.
Prices OF scats-From s. TO 30
state tax estimated on III per cent
Of $1,000 IS. go.
The Washington times., 1916-02-10
GOLD TEETH STOLEN,
STRANGER QUITS CITY

NEW YORK, Fob. 10.-Thomas II.
Johns wasn't greatly surprised when a
p!"kctpoCkct appropriated $500 from his
! pocket ON his visit to New York Tia;
week. He didn't even hold much or
, Grudge against the city when a dcft
fingered stranger lifted his watch aIrd
Chain and Slipped his Gamond rims
from his finger
( liut voc to the audaCiOus person wHn
rcaChcd into Johns mouth and rcmuv"d
>400 worth OF gold false trctl II hc eyer
C'ts within range Of johns rnu&cl!In
right arm. vt least this was r!tiu Tt
b. Johns when mo desrrih- Iny aif,ir
10 the police. after being tossed through
tic window Of 4 taNl"ah in "uich t."
! ar'able strangers hHh hean ridtl2 him
about the city.
Johns returned 10 his homo IN r I'd
doCk Pa, minus everything of NaluC.
The Washington times., 1916-02-10
Puts Hubby in Cell,
Then Gives Party
Wife Calls Policeman when
Spouse Refuses TO Leave Room
for Her Guests.

BEAVER, IA. Ecu. lN--Wh"n MIS-.
E1b"rt NJ. christensen entered tn" parlor
OF her home to greet women guests. as
Scmhlrd for card purt', she found her
husband seated IN conspicuous place
ieadmC his Cvrrng Dap"r. She askeG
him to get out 70" the time being.
tie insisted it was his house. ms chair,
and that he had a legal and moral right
to remain
-Thr wife declared shc would not allow
IN" game to proceed n his presence
SIM hr does ,od 10 NOV. Mis-. Chris
lipnScu called ;hc police an" had huboy
taken 20 central station. where he speni
h" nl%ht.
IiC returned HON" n tn" morning Stlll
urm m the hcl'cr that a mans Comiori
IN his own homo q 81 more importance
lhan his wife social aspirations.
The Washington times., 1916-02-10
MAGNATES DEPART
FOR HOMES AFTER
BASEBALL BANQUET
GRIFF is INCENSED

Clark Griffith returned today from the baseball meeting New York
expressed himself being incensed the coming
his Charlie outfedcr
basketball with professional team Patterson n j.
"If playing basketball should have
dered him long ago, said Griffith Basketball dan
game because usually played surrounded
by danger ball players great
The Washington times., 1916-02-10

The clubs will he restricted to twenty
one players again This year. Harry
HcmpsteIds suggestion Of allowing
twenty-five tailed tc pass. rhr Charts
found it acrccoblc TO IaiEo The lirHt in
order to carry an "Nta pitcher. hut
the other clubs could not see The arGu-
ment and it failed to Dass
Washington took moe or less Of A
prominent part in tho big banquet
clark Griffith appeared il "A monkey
suit" and Bob Young. tl.n boss Cf the
capital sandlottrrs. gave to PRESIDENT
Tener the ori~iual records of the league
for it's first six years.
In monkey suit. the old foN made
y great hit aud tho Alexandra car
ciinals should msist ON that uniform
ut tho next banquet EhdiC Foster, who
winters IN CT crrN,Ial". Va. VIII nrch-
ably laugh himself 81 !: at tho idea Of
Ciiff dollcd up in evening coH'os Th"
Old F'oX, was most mad, II. refusing -
strut alon@ pcaCuck ancN. Tie 70
,nnined in his room dntil tHr 'oSt mo-
r1ent and then h"rTi"'i 10 tn" banquet
hall Billv Smith. the Ei"hm"nd man
arer. aCtrG as valet I" Gi't Anr Ilu
remar krnlc pioC" ~ work. Thc oid
rox was perfect, though exceedingly
pch Young. in a short address tCld Of
he cnlly days Of thr Naticnal Lag, .:
MS rath"", the famous "I'Ncl" Mex.
was secretary OF tho l"u-n" nt its OF
ganization and liz r''O ord" show mat
tln gro.4 nroitr uf tho l"H"n" ~ '>I'
we're about $500. It's cNpcns"s were about
100
"rcrIarn n dtvid"0d." snout" some
one when Youu- read tics" totals.
During the afternoon Grolrc stall
iurs settled the purchase "f Ed k"n-
"rchy. Frank \llon. "nh Elmer \r"'t-
zer from tho pi:tfcds. k"ncM VIII re,
Inacc SchniLt .r NrsI hH-". I'll" others
are pitchers. .NIl"n IS ono Of the "c,S'
.,"uth hnaV@ IN tho game. 'N'Nt NnrII
roid Stall'rg" i,Ctrl r"''judin.. ~" dca'
Il shall @tnrt IN" S"rHun Wi'h th" h"S'
,cam have cvcr. hah ut th" opening
~ hig !oacUo campaign. NonoN VIII
,,und on; my infiCld, and that WAS Ill
that worried nc"
Nar> or tho lr'gu" m""ulS Will a't"Uo
tre bGrcuct of tho PhNaIclDh'a snort
'ug Writer'S Association t0nlGht. SING
tho war ondcd i ia just on" hannu"
af'er -nofh"' for 'ho m9Crntos
Carl; Grirfilh 20 "o'NC hon" t0dlN
,"r1trv lisa pp"jnt"d Vic h'd "Nr"ctc'
{, disrC>" Of lia1til md n0sSihl'
Hnchin! AMI .\imsmith. He has d"n'
nothing except make = partial dca! WIZ
T'ittshurgh fUr E0ChlnC. lIc SAYS h'
VII not como over hr"" aCaiu when tl''
hmrrcal League cts on February i
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but will try to do something by corre-
Spondence.
Han johnson did not come to the ban
uuct.. John T. Bruce. secretary of tho
National commission, represented him.
giving the promise of tho America n
LesEu" to stand shoulder to shoulder
with the older organization in its fight
for clean baseball
Percy HauGhtOn. the Harvard football
coach and president Of tho Braves. was
well received. He vas notiCeably nerv-
Gus, but managed to say few words OF
cheer.
Tho Baseball Writer'S Association held
its annual meeting yesterday, re-elect-
ing Joe 5. Jackson. OF Detroit. as prcsi-
dent.
Here ie the history OF the National
L"a2u". as reviewed At last nights ban
IN,c National league formed on Feb
ruHrN =. in tho Grand Union Hotel New
(orN. SNnpants tho National .tssocta- i
ton. IN" first professional league. which
fancd utterly N its tive years OF exist
rncc to eleVat" the game.
lNI-DiShonesi pla 'ing stamped nui
forever when four Louisville PLAYERS
llail, ncNlin Craver and NiChols-Werr
cNn"llc! from National League for sell
ing ElmCs.
VS. Tu,nstilcs used for the first time.
lNI9-RoS"rc rule adopted TO kCer
payers from changing CIlbS a end or
season iFhiS was ono thing on WhCn
the Federal lna"Uo based ne anti-trus,
Snli last Year, First stan of rmpirc".
rM--El.t baseball var. America II
AS~r"iatiou takes tho t"ld.
i>>i-.t'tr:t peace pact. American vs.
&"CIatl"n and Northwestern League SiGM
agreement Win NatlonRi League CaIlcd
tripariIi" agree hlCnt.
1851 MON Association Vies with the
Ccm Ina ION. but lasts only ono season
M"-tir<t piaNP"s' union. tn" Brother
hUnd of T;HS"hall Players. Or-anIzeu.
iNin l'rOth"I hood roImG Players
I."aGW". nnt Il lasts only ono scpsor.
1891 American Association IN open
, conflict "r'h National TcaGUe. hut SUI
r'"i""r a.'"r one seasons competition.
lN''-- National League ahsOrhs rom
nHnt% "t American Association ana
forms rWcIVe rIUb league.
1Hl6-NatiOHHI | O." gu" drops four clubs.
rrtHininI Sam" eight now in existence.
. American l.c1Guc o"Cani2cd with ciEht
tIOual
National and american lcagur&
,"rIHrr n.ac" md sign the nqtinnaI
2Grcor0"ni. creating tho national com
mission which sriIl governs organized
+ Jas0haN.
iaa.- National Conrn',S$ron taFos super
VI lion Of vorid. series between annua;
rhHr.piOn '"am- - TWO IE leagues.
13lf- T"1oral League organized to tight
IT" combination.
~ Federal I"HClI" SurrcMders. IS an
:tlh"d, "nt ""crN hodN's happy.
The Washington times., 1916-02-10

The gate" has diversity Of inter
prctntiOns. IN amateur rircIr< the
gate" refers TO The none, taken in
nt the door. All amateurs watch tho
"Patc" very closely. for some rcnsou
"r other. In professional ranks tn.
"Entc" indicates that some sincere
performer hns been hauled the way
fnref's rush. They call u "gcttiug tho
Ente,' which is equivalent to beins
slipped the buns earOttc.
Copyright 1916, by tho Press IuhlishinE CO.
The Washington times., 1916-02-10

FEBRUARY is THE MONTH
WHEN ALL THE TEAMS ARE
TOPPING THE LEAGUE, But
ALONG ABOUT JUNE SIR
ISAAC NEWTON IS THOROUGH
LY INDICATED.
The Washington times., 1916-02-10
Read Own Death Notice

YARMOUTH. F,'. rc.-Nuar.",rnnstcr
Sergeant =. : rarN"r. Ser'in. ai ih"
pardaucllCs. read his own dc"'u D. g."
IN = home UHpor and wrote Iu- hulny
folks to take of the mourning.
The Washington times., 1916-02-10

IN spite Of Frank NOrOn'S corfi-
dcmCc the BuilGin1 Inspectors wUH
sec hof the riu1 is proridcd rHh
tho rs"0I emergency erits 0s re-
ql,rcd by Inir.
The Washington times., 1916-02-10

ALTHOUGH AN ARDENT DEN-
OTEE OF BASEBALL, MR.. VII
son DOESN'T THINK IT NECES
SARY FOR THE TROOPS on
THE RIO TO GO SOUTH TO
TRAIN.
The Washington times., 1916-02-10
By LOUIS A. DOUGHER.

YORK 1OToday the and their guests WHO
The Ma
deliberations with
yesterday Endorsement Of
can League they agree plan be
The Washington times., 1916-02-10

Ich Milan lives in Tennessee NL,rc auoA
IL a Curio. Af;er trainins camp meal |eb
goes out an! cats a snowfall ~" regards
f. a. e fuc dcsser;. out an" Frd Lacquer viii
ten YOU that /, makes .1ivnty poor cntrc".
The Washington times., 1916-02-10

Editor Quccrics-I am a stslwart
young habcrdashcr My friends say
| am handsome. ON account of my
startling resemblance to Kid Broad all
of my friends are certain have the
making OF wonderful pugilst. What
is the best way to get into the boxing
game? Yours, URNlLLE KNEREE.
The best way Tor you 10 get int,
| the boxing game IL TO hn,e the prir,
| Of a ticket. Your resemblance TO Kid
FrOnd should help Won with son,r
| fight managers. rs they say that pit,
j. akin TO love.
The Washington times., 1916-02-10

Dealing a round with the incongrIity deck
did you ever see chap munchtng in u one
armed lunch lose his APPETITE because farrI
Waterbury had his polo rating raised fror
three TO seven
The Washington times., 1916-02-10
Answers TO Ouccrics

Quecry Editor: In the sporting hcmi-
sphere what do athletes mean when
they refer to the gate" | remain,
OTTO ET.OOE
The Washington times., 1916-02-10

OF course. some Rabid Rudolph is
SIRE TO insist that hundred yard
dash is merely lopg hypbeu
The Washington times., 1916-02-10
Griffith Provoked That ason Should Play Basketball During the W
MINCE PIE.

Speaking OF training quarters. you viii have
to start training 'en now III YOU expect to
buy your way into the big conflict.
The Washington times., 1916-02-10

Queries Ed--In order to decide a bet
will you tell me who is the best figh.
er. Tom Cowler or Gus Rodcl?
INA pHIJLEP
The Washington times., 1916-02-10

We cnnt tell you who Is the best.
hut we can inform which one Ia the
worst.
The Washington times., 1916-02-10

NJ Goulu.hg = m" hcsr ahklr 8. ,.Esir"Is
I'm Tho works. hu' Wen so.ue ~ "ur o.. oll-
suywaNi'cs stari aUklInE IN csrH~~'. We arc
liable TO turn ou' so,lr sincere anklers
The Washington times., 1916-02-10

AT LAST, We LEFT-HANDEE>
ARE INDICATED. DOC WITTY.
The Washington times., 1916-02-10

Editor of Queeries s--Whl is it con
sdered such A rema rktblo perform
ance for that Chicago swimmer to equal
Duke kanahamoku's record?
JEROME GOOFUS.
The feat was considered uotc-
worthy because the lad was compCt-
ing without spiked shoes on n damp
track.
tCopyr.Eht. 1916. ny Trc Prcs, Furnishing
COMPANY. IN" NcV York Eloung World
The Washington times., 1916-02-10

Copyright. 1916 by tho Press puhlishirg G,
The New York ENcnlng WORTH,
The Washington times., 1916-02-10

tCopyr.Eht.
4 ou1panN
The Washington times., 1916-02-10

but will try to do something by CORE
EpondenCe.
The Washington times., 1916-12-26

cealed motive back Of Mr.. Wilson's
action. They will recognize that,
whether the method he employed was
altogether the. most effective avail
able, and whether the time wac most
suspicious, at least his purpose was
exactly what It assumed to be.
These considerations make 1t very
clear, however, that the position Of
the United States is indeed getting
more and more difficult with the
passing o. weeks and months. There
is a fast growing number Of people
in this country who believe that un-
less peace comes TO Europe within
the next few months war will come
to us. And the prospect for peace
assuredly is not bright, in view Of
the attitude Of governments, press,
and peoples on the other side.
The Washington times., 1916-12-26
THE TEACHERS DILEMMA

Washington school teachers were
caught between two horns Of a
dilemma this year in the face Of the
high cost of living. For years they
have been working for a teachers
retirement law, which they now see
the prospect Of realizing.
During these same years 1t has
been apparent that the teachers
salary scale needed readjustment.
They were underpaid in the past, and
they are even more underpaid now,
in view Of the rapid shrinkage Of
the dollar in buying power.
To effect their pension system the
teachers have to consent to give up
from 4 per cent to 8 per cent Of their
salaries annually. Now, for peopls
already underpaid, in an err VI ris-
ing prices, this contribution mee rs
a sacrifice. How sincere the teach
ers are In their desire for a retire
ment law was shown bv the over
whelming vote for the measure de-
spite these conditions.
The point about the whole matter
which needs to be impressed upon
legislators is that the teachers re-
tirement measure should not initiate
against reasonable increases in their
salaries. The teachers, at least, de-
serve treatment similar to that &C
corded other District employees.
When 1,436 Of the 1866 grade in
structors get less than 81 900, there
In not much argument needed TO
prove that they deserve q raise.
Teachers retirement legislation
should be regarded by Congress as a
movement for larger efficiency in
the schools. II means deferred bene-
fit for the teachers. but an immediate
liability. for them. II in no way
bears upon the justice Of their plea
for consideration in salary increases
along with other District, employees.
The Washington times., 1916-12-26

this country lately, bringing samples
of their product, which are declared
by the buyers to be quite the best
that have been offered. Large orders
have been placed for next years doll
supply. The Japanese set about doll
manufacturing early. They learned
everything they could about the re-
Guirements Of different countries
that had been wont to buy in Europe,
studied the art Of pleasing each par
ticular market. and undertook to
turn out good goods at the lowest
possible prices. The story goes that
they have succeeded so well that, IL
the war were to end tomorrow, 1t
would even now be found difficult
for Germany to recover her share of
the business, and France would be
only less seriously put to 1t to re-
cover her part.
The greatest market in the world
for dolls, and the one in which the
best prices can be had for them, is
the United States. This country, It
would seem, might reasonably have
hoped to capture at least its home
market under such circumstances.
But IL the explanations which have
been offered lately are entitled to
full acceptance, II would seem that
lack Of tariff authority that could
quickly make adjustments to de-
veloping needs, resulted in Japan
seizinR the chance.
The Washington times., 1916-12-26
THE RAILROADS PROSPERITY

The calculation by the Interstate
Commerce Commission indicates that
the net earnings Of the American
railways In 1916 will be Just about
$1,lo0, 000,0 900. For the first nine
months Of the year the figures are
at hand; for the final quarter the
figures are estimated under the
commissions system, which in the
past has been remarkably accurate.
To be on the side Of conservatism.
however. the calculation assumes
that the business Of the last quarter
will be the same as for the third /;
whereas all information indicates
that II will be still larger.
How great Is this total Of earn
ings in American railway history Is
indicated by the statement that the
calculated total for this current year
Is just about one-third larger than
that for any other year. Heretofore
1918 has been the best earning year;
but 1916 will surpass its figures by
an amount almost past belief.
II Is worthy Of attention that this
assurance Of substantial prosperity
TO the railroads has not caused a
burst Of speculation in their securi-
ties. Industrials and "war brides"
Of various kinds have conferred most
of the speculative interest. The rail-
roads, prosperous and strong in the
confidence of investors once more,
are a stabilizing element in the mar
ket and in the general business stu
alton. They offer attractive, IL not
brilliant and speculative, opportuni-
ties for the conservative investor.
They stand today representing just
about the most solid, secure, perma-
nent investment prospect in the
realm IT American business. II is
hard to imagine the extremes OF
speculation that might be afoot to-
day if the railroads were in a differ
ent position; if, for instance, they
had not become the balance wheel
in the market, the assurance of sub
stance, and solidity, and soundness
in investment.
The Washington times., 1916-12-26
NEXT YEARS DOLLIES

They may tell you-the mammals,
who not SO many years ago were
little girls playing with dolls-that
the dollies for which Santa Claus
this season has played the stork are
not so pretty, so lifelike, so alto
gether adorable, as the ones that
used to come at Christmastide. The
dolls were wont to come largely
from Germany, which isn't sending
them out this year. So this seasons
supply of dolls have come from
wherever they might be had, and
more of them have been made in the
United States than ever before.
When the doll supply from the
usual sources was cut off, there was
approximately even chance among
competitors for the business. Who
ever could make the best dolls and
get them to market most satisfac-
torily would get the best end of the
business.
Interesting, then, to learn that
next year the dolls will largely come
from Japan. Statesmen have been in
The Washington times., 1916-12-26
SOUTHERN TRIPS
Merchants and Miners Line SEIZED
uie Dixie Excursions.

A series OF homereekers exeur'
sions from Philadelphia and Baiti'
more TO Southern points have been
announced by the Merchants and
Miners steamship lines.
Tickets from Philadelphia are 10
be sold January q. February 10,
March 3, II, and 81, April ~ ana
25, and May ~. From Baltimore
tickets will be sold January D, FEB.
ruary o, March ., 10 and 30, April
10 and 81, May II. June ], 10 ana H.
July IS, August 3. II and 81. Sep
TENDER II and IS, october IL, NO
vember 2, 10 and 30, and December
IL. -
Tickets are good for return trip
within twenty-one days and liberal
stop-oyer privileges are allowed.
steamers from Philadelphia leave
nj pier is, South Delaware avenue.
at D. m. and from baltimore. at
pier 3. foot OF South Gay street. at
Z p. m. "a,
Ticket and tourist agencies VIII
furnish information and other de-
tails In regard to stateroom reserva'
lions.
The Washington times., 1916-12-26
MILK WOULDN'T DO
SUGGESTION Of Tactic Diet for Fliv-
YER Starts Fight.

The flivver will resent a milk diet!
This scientific truth was deduced
from testimony given In Police Court
this morning before Judge Muilowny
i'm the cases OF Charles McWhirt ana
John Hogan, against whom charges
of assault had been preferred by
James Frazier, who admitted he Is
the owner OF the car that made De-
troit famous.
Frazier, according TO testimony,
was having trouble getting his car
started on Il street northwest yester-
day. A milk can was standing near
the machine.
"Why don't you try MILK" Frazier
testified that Hogan and McWhirt
said as they passed.
Later Hogan and McWhirt wsre
under arrest. Frazier said they at
tackled him because he objected TO
their attentions to his car.
"Ten dollars EACH" remarked the
Judge.