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MOTHER! LOOK AT
CHILDS TONGUE
If cross, feverish, constipated,
give California Syrup
of Figs"

A laxative today saves a sick child
tomorrow, Children simply will not
take the time from play to empty their
bowels, which become clogged up with
waste. liver gets sluggish; stomach
o
Look at the tongue, motherl If coat
ed, or your child is listless, cross, few
erish, breath bad, restless, doesn't eat
heartily, full of cold or has sore throat
or any other children's ailment, give a
teaspoonful of California Syrup of
Figs then don't worry, because it is
perfectly harmless, and in a few hours
all this constipation poison, our bile
and fermenting waste will gently
move out of the bowels, and you have
a well, playful child again. A thor
ough inside cleansing" is ofttimes all
that is necessary. It should be the
first treatment given in any sickness.
Beware of counterfeit fig syrups.
Ask It the store for a 50-cent bottle of
California Syrup of Figs" which has
full directions for babies, children of
all ages and for grown-ups plainly
printed on the bottle. Adv.
The Penn's Grove record., 1916-03-24

An Austrian scientist Of Graz is
said to have been making synthetic
eggs. He has been able to extract the
albumen contained in the blood q
bullocks, sheep. pigs, and other anI-
mails slaughtered for human consumpt
ton. and to present it in such a form
that it has no trace of its origin,
either in taste or smell. AS prepared
by his system, it is a coarse, yellow
powder to which he has given the
name of haematalb. His process has
already been applied in a number of
German and Austrian abattoirs, and
haematalb is in 8 in many hospitals
of the central empires as a substitute
for eggs. 1t dissolves in water, and
can also be used in the preparation of
pastry and other dishes.
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MORE THAN EVER
Increased Capacity for Work Since
Leaving Off Coffee.

Many former coffee drinkers who
have mental work to perform day af-
ter day, have found a better capacity
and greater endurance by using Pos
tum instead of coffee. An Illinois
woman writes:
Il had drank coffee for about twenty
years. and finally had what the doctor
called coffee heart l was nervous and
extremely respondent; had little men
tai or physical strength left; had kid
ney trouble and constipation.
THE first noticeable benefit which
followed the change from coffee to
Postum was the improved action of
the kidneys and bowels. In two weeks
my heart action vas greatly improved
and my nerves steadier.
Then l became less respondent,
and the desire to be active again
showed proof of renewed physical and
mental strength.
Il formerly did mental work and had
to give it up on account Of coffee, but
since using Postum l am doing hard
mental labor with less fatigue" Name
given by Postum Co., Battle Creek.
Mich.
Postum comes in two forms:
Postum CereaI-the original form
must be well boiled, 15c and Csc pack.
ages.
Instant Postum soluble powder
~dissolves quickly in a cup of hot wa.
ter, and, with cream and sugar, makes
a delicious beverage instantly. soc and
Soc tins.
Both forms are equally delicious and
cost about the same per cup.
There's a Reason" for Postum.
sold by Grocers
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'CASCARETS" FOR
LIVER, BOWELS
For sick headache, bad breath,
Sour Stomach and
constipation.
Get a Decent box now.

G6I q lU-C6uI lux HOW.
No odds how bad your liver, stomach
or bowels; how much your head
aches, how miserable and uncomfort-
able you are from constipation, indiges-
ton, biliousness and sluggish bowels
you always get the desired results
with Cascarets.
Don't let your stomach, liver and
bowels make you miserable. Take
Cascarets tonight; put IN end to the
headache, biliousness, dizziness, nerv-
BUSINESS, sick, sour, gassy stomach,
backache and all other distress;
cleanse your inside organs of all the
bile, gases and c~onstipated matter
which is producing the misery.
A 10-cent box means health, happi.
ness and a clear head for months.
No more days of gloom and distress
if you will take a Cascaret now and
then. All stores sell Cascarets. Don't
forget the children-their little in
sides need a cleansing, too. Adv.
The Penn's Grove record., 1916-03-24
Record Prices for Wool.

1t is worth noting that under the
Democratic policy of free wool and o
moderate tariff on wooden goods the
American Wooden company has for the
first time began to pay dividends on
it's common stock, which probably rep
resents little underlying value. Such
an outcome does not jibe with the
prophecies of Senator Penrose and
other apostles of woe. but is an inter.
esting economic fact just the same.
Wool is now higher than it has beer
since the Ciyi! war.
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No Barber Bill to Pay.

There is a BARRIERS shop in Cape
Town at which Sir Leander Starr ia
meson can always have a haircut and
shave for nothing. Years ago Doc
tor JIM" then in practice. attended
the BARRIERS wife during a dangerous
Illness. Through his skill she recov-
cred. The husband was deeply CRATE
full; but he was not in a position to
pay. Instead, he offered to give Doc
tor Jim" a free haircut and shave
for the rest of his life. Whenever Sir
Leander is in Cape Town he goes to
the shop and the barber carries out
his bargain.
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Considerable of a Snuh.

Mr.. AsQuith recently administered
time ago, on the death of a noted pub
lie man, there was a great deal of COS.
sip as to who should succeed him. The
NJ. P. in question had a friend whom
he wished to get the appointment, and,
determined to be first in the field, he
went to Mr.. Asquith on the day after
the late holder of the post had died,
May my friend So-and-So have Mr..
Blanks place." he asked, eagerly,
HE may" answered Mr.. Asquith,
gravely, IF he thinks the coffin will
fit him comfortably!"-London Mail.
The Penn's Grove record., 1916-03-24
Two Views of the Situation

Before the outbreak of the Euro.
pean war the disastrous effects of
this CDemocratic) tariff were already
felt throughout the land.-New York
Republican Platform.
And before the outbreak of the Eu-
ropean war, or in 1908, the far mora
disastrous effects of the Republican
tariff were already felt throughout the
land.
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The Kent (England) education COM
mittee has again decided to release
children twelve years of age and up
wards from school attendance for en-
ployment in agriculture during the
summer months. Children of not less
than twelve years of age are also to
be released this yea for employment
in home duties If thereby their moth
ers can be employed in agriculture.
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How About III

Some of the largest textile mills
Of New England have sold their en-
tire product almost a year in advance,
and at high prices.
Are these. perchance, the mills
whose owners are bowling themselves
hoarse about the danger to Ameri-
can industries, after the wal ends, and
demanding the election of a Repub-
lican congress to n the good old
Aldrich tariff?
The Penn's Grove record., 1916-03-24
FIERY RED PIMPLEs
Soothed and Healed by Cutlcura Soap
and Ointment. Trial Free.

Smear the affected skin with Cuticura
Ointment on end Of finger. Let it re-
main five to ten minutes. Then wash
of with plenty Of Cuticura Soap and
hot water. Dry without irritation.
Nothing like Cuticura for all skin
troubles from infancy to age.
Free sample each by mail with Book.
Address postcard, C~uticura, Dept. L,
Boston. Sold everywhere.-Adv,
The Penn's Grove record., 1916-03-24
unpIeasant Outlook

First Tommy lin the trenches)-
Voucher lookin' so blue abaht, Bill?
Second Tommy-Jest got a letter
from the missus, ter say 'er sister is
putin up wiz 'er and as got the
measles. 1t amt art a go, it amt, wiz
me goin' 'ome on leave tomorrer, and
a dangerous trouble like that in the
'ouse.-London Opinion.
The Penn's Grove record., 1916-03-24
improved Process of Freezing Fish

Improved Process of Freezing Fish.
1t is announced that a Danish com
pany, with headquarters at Copen-
hagen, is utilizing a new process for
freezing fish, which is declared to be
q decided improvement over previous
methods. Recent demonstrations re-
suited in the freezing of herring in a
half hour which, under the system
previously employed, took several
hours.
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Barred Out.

Husband-Have you called upon
those new people let?
Wife-No, we cant associate with
them. was saved from doing 1t in
the nick of time.
Husband-What happened?
Wife-Why, by the merest accident
| heard that they run an open car all
winter.-Judge.
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Easy Victim.

you seem TO be in a melancholy
mood this morning"
yes. I've been thinking about the
thousands of poor fellows being killed
in Europe"
Still, that isn't your fault"
Il know it, but you see, l don't own
any war stocks and there is nothing
to prevent my yielding to acute de-
preston"
The Penn's Grove record., 1916-03-24
The President Is President.

President Wilson is evidently com
mitted to the theory that there is room
for only one president al a time In
Washington.-Chicago Herald.
The Penn's Grove record., 1916-03-24
Milburn Pharmacai Co., Baldwin, N. 7.

Gentlemen: For the past three years l have
been using your Benzomint, for sore throat
and tonsillitisa and I find it better than anything
the doctors have given me. A dose or two
usually curing the children Of sore throat
without the services Of q doctor. / always
KEEP q bottle In the house. Mrs. c. P. Buck
ley, Baldwin, N. Y. Your local druggist
will get 1t for you.-Adv.
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Many Children are Sticky.

Mother Gray's Sweet Powders for Children
Break up Colds In "a hours, relieve Feverish-
ness, Headache, Stomach Troubles, Teething
Disorders, move and regulate the bowels, and
Destroy Worms. They are SO pleasant to take
All druggists, Csc. Sample FREE. Address,
Mother Gray Co., LIE Roy, N. Y.
The Penn's Grove record., 1916-03-24

There are more than 1000 men In
Paris who are blind as a result of In
juries sustained in the war.
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Three Doctors Gave Her Up.

Pittsburg, Penn.-aYour medicine has helped
me wonderfully. When 1 was a girl IS years old I
was always sickly and delicate and suffered from
Irregularities: Three doctors gave me up and said
Pinkham1s Vegetable Compound and with the third
bottle began to feel better. soon became regular
and | got strong and shortly after I was married.
NOW 1 have two nice stout healthy children and am
able to work hard every day."-Mrs. CLEMENT1NA
DUERR1Ne, "a Gardner st, Troy Hill, Pittsburg, Penn.
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Exceptions.

Women have no idea of applied
science in ordinary life"
How about chemical blondes?"
The Penn's Grove record., 1916-03-24
A Prediction.

Knicker-Who will be the presiden-
tial candidates?
Bocker-"Very" and a."
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His Reasons.

why does a dog lick your hand?"
81 suppose to put on you the stamp
OF approval"
The Penn's Grove record., 1916-03-24

When a man makes a fool of him
self over a woman, it's a sign hat it
doesn't require much of an effort.
The Penn's Grove record., 1916-03-24
Exclaimed.

The Ancient Mariner shot the alba
tross.
81 mistook it for a neutral canary"
he. explained.
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Good Advice

81 intend to bag an heiress."
Look out that she doesn't give you
the sack"
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lDomenOnce.
QnDaLid5
Now in Good Health Through Use
of Lydia E. Pinkham's Vegetable
Compound. Say it is Household
Necessity. Doctor Called it a
Miracle. !.

All women ought to know the wonderful effects of
taking Lydia E. Pinkham's Vegetable Compound even on
those who seem hopelessly ill. Here are three actual cases:
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Girls will be girls-if they can't be
married women.
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A Question.

This is the goth of February, isn't
n ."
at IS"
There's one thing l can't figure
out"
What is it?"
Where was this day a year ago,
and what was | doing?"
The Penn's Grove record., 1916-03-24

A mule has one admirable trait; he
refuses to stand for f1attery.
The Penn's Grove record., 1916-03-24

Harrisburg, PENNY When I was single I suf-
fered a great deal from female weakness because
work compelled me to stand all day. / took
and was made stronger by its use. After I was
married / took the Compound again for a female
trouble and after three months I passed what the
doctor called a growth. He said it was a miracle
that it came away as one generally goes under
the knife to have them removed. / never want to
be without your Compound in the house."-Mrs
FRANK KNOLL, 1642 Fulton ST., Harrisburg, Penn.
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Hardly Able to Move.

Albert Lea, For about a year I had sharp pains across
NY my az and mdn1 hips and was hardly able to move around the house.
taking Lydia E. Pinkhams Vegetable Compound and Liver Pills, I
am am feeling stronger than for years. l have a little boy eight months
Old ara am doing my work all alone. would not be without your
remedies in the house as there are none like themL"-Mrs. +. E.
YosT, Gil Water st, Albert Lea, Minn.
The Penn's Grove record., 1916-03-24

Use Murine after Exposure I'm Cold,
Cutting Winds and Dust 1t Restores,
Refreshes and Promotes Eye Health.
Good for all Eyes that Need Care.
Murine Eye Remedy Co., Chicago,
Sends Eye Book on request.
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Children for Farm Work.
Synthetic Euus,

women are invited to write to the Lydia e. Pinkham Medi-
cine Co, Lynn, Mass, for special advice,@it will be confidential
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will relieve them at once and make life worth
living. The safe and sure remedy com posed of
the old and reliable observation-disclosures, Iodine,
and Bran. 25c per cake at first class druggists
or sent prepaid on receipt of the price by the
manufacturers. THOMAS GILL SOAP CO.,
711-717 Kent Ave. Brooklyn, N. Z.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1916-06-10
Dance Colombo hall tonight
Booster Union Orchestra.

Closing out our line chatting dishes.
rcreolators. iamekiD sets, at half
price. today only---SaturdaN .IuEo 20.
ENERITI'S JItWLIRY STORE.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1916-06-10
REX BEACH'S MOST
FAMOUS STORY AT
THE CRYSTAL MONDAY

The film version Of Rex Beach's
| 1.-THE Ne'or- Do Wen" win be shown
AT the Crystal theater. entire week OF
June ~ TO ~.
The picture was produced by the
Selig Polyscope company, of Chicago,
and Is one Of The mos. remarkable
moving pictures ever staged. Although
1t takes fully two ana one-nalf hours
to run, there is not a sccue mat could
be eliminated without detriment 10
the continuity Of the pic.urc.
The acts are swift and fun Of Incl
dent, the exciting episodes numerous.
and the tension does not lei down
IN between times, as is the case wilN
most pictures that we see on the
screen
4 large and complete cast is headed
by Kathlyn Williams and Wheeler
oakman and the entire company
which made "The Spoilers famous.
In order 10 acquire the requisite
atmosphere, the entire company spent
several months in Panama, and the
result has proved well worth the
trouble and expense
The exterior scenes are striking and
beautiful and ut all times there is
the interest of q strange country. peo-
pie and customs.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1916-06-10
lhclr headquarters At The uotcl Ian.

their headquarters at the Hotel Ian
kefshim
iorn 10 Mr.. ana Mrs. G. II Dewitt,
307 South Edith street. a son. Mr..
DeWiu Is IN the railway mail service
an the III PasO division
Mrs T. l.. Williamson and two chill
dren left Yesterday morning for chit.
oago ana points In Michigan They
viii be absent during tho summer.
Mrs. J $, yesterday ana daughter
Margaret lcf yesterday for Omaha,
Neb., where they VIII visit Mrs. East
erday's parents, Nh and Mrs Brook-
field
Dr Joseph $. Cipcs left yesterday
for Detroit to attend sessions of the
American Medical association From
Detroit he viii go TO New York and
Philadelphia for clinical work.
Miss Regina Candclaria returned
yesterday morning from Washington
y she has been attending thu
visitation convent at Georgetown,
one of the leading educational insti-
tutionA in the east for young women,
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1916-06-10
A STRONG PLAY
ON AT THE LYRIC
THEATER TODAY ONLi

The DEVILS Prayer Book q
George Kleine film photo Of five reels,
released through kleine- Edison fea-
Ituro service, which will be offered al
the Lyric lheater today, comes pre-
coded by reliable advance Information
to the effect that il is really one Of
the best ana most pretcntious pictures
Of the year The plot Is strong the
tale Is told on the film in satisfy
ing manner, and there are many
tense, dramatic situations leading to a
powerful climax. Arthur Hoops and
Alma lianlon are featured in The stel-
lar' roles.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1916-06-10
- . -
COLOMBO HALL NOW
IN BEST CONDITION

The well-knoWn hall on North
Second street. Colombo hall, where
popular dances are hold practically
every saturday night, has Just been
thoroughly renovated and cleaned,
ana the floor waxcd in The most per-
feet manner. The management is
well pleased over the work done and
claim for the Colombo the best hall
for dancing purposes In the city.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1916-06-10

MOO eleanIng. phone E6s.

Carpet cleaning Phone b6S.
Adjustments on guaranteed tires
No expense for expressage. Butler
Auto company
Born. 70 Mr. ana AIRS Joe fella-
baum Yesterday il daughter
l.. II. Alien, Of Miami the founder
of the Las Vegas Opuc, spent yester-
day IN Albuquerque
pr t. " Bryant left yesterday fer
his home IN bradford. Tenn, where
he was called hy the serious illness OF
his father.
Mrs Thomas Hughes wife OF Citv
CLERK Hughes. ana sons left last night
for Seattle Wash, whore they VIII
sBcnd the summer
.. - kirkpatrick, of Las Vegas,
and Mrs G. Duckwit1 and Il, ".
puekWita, OF silver city, are spending
some time in Los Angeles arriving
there last week They are making
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1916-06-10

THE CLOSED ROAD,
A WONDERFUL PLAY,
PASTIME TODAY ONLY

The Pastime theatcr has ~ tl att
traction for today only one of the
most remarkable dramatic pictures
ever released by the World Film Cor
poration, entitled, The Closed Road. F"
a startling original drama Of sus-
pense and intensencss uncommon to
stage and screen IS Interpreted Us q
cast Of stars whose magnitude rise far
above the usual standard Of pnotoplay
features, headed by House Peters and
Barbara Tenant, two shining lights
OF filmdon.
This easily one If the best picture
that hse been shown in the city ana
the lovers of good photpplays should
by all means sec this wonderful pie
ture.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1916-06-10

"Geniry's eggs" 35 cents. Sold by
.iaffa. Maloy and Hawkins.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1916-06-10
Automobile Mide- Summer
Prices

Sludotakcr 1916 Demonstrator. run
900 niles $500. Former price. 1915
Studebakor 1916, run $500 miles
Z passenger 40 h. D., 500
WINS SIX Specdster snap, s275.
Maxwell passenger, $500.
Studebaker 90" passenger, $500
Studebaker 90 truck. SECS.
Buick 40" S20O.
Cadillac Roadster. SIS
ALBtQt CIRQUE MOTOR COMPANY
Phone n
The Sunday telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1914-1927, 1916-09-03
SPORT HELPS BOYS
PREPARE FOR LIFE

the atmosphere and so created pretu-
dice as to frequently prevent intercol-
legiate athletics from fulfilling its
function. Confined within proper linn
its intercollegiate sport should require
no special treatment.
The function OF intercollegiate
sport must coincide with that of edu-
cation. 1t is the mental, moral and
physical preparation OF boys for life.
Unfortunately, the last two are some
what overlooked In most educational
institutions. When physical training
due to the interest in intercollegiate
athletics-was recognized as a need
compulsory physical education was
advanced as the remedy. 1t has not
proved such because It both lacks the
stimulus OF competition and is for
eign TO our inherited racial needs for
recreation and amusement. Also, I'M
der-graduates dislike It.
Educators have noted this. OF late,
they have found an old friend which,
under another name, they offer as a
substitute for intercollegiate athletics.
Like all substitutes it is labeled just
as good. Therefore, It cannot stand
alone, 1t is intramural sport, dis
Continued on page 2, Second Sec
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In Mental, Moral and Physical
Way, Says Former Noun
taineer Coach.

Around intercollegiate athletics the
life Of the American institution Of
learning rallies. Coming, as they do,
at the age when physical superiority
appeals so strongly to us this is not
strange, After all, sport is but a re-
fined expression Of inherited brutal
ity. Formerly. undergraduates con-
fined their athletics to the immediate
college family. Nathan Hale was
Yale's champion broad jumper. When
transportation made possible compe-
tition with other colleges intercol-
leglate sport was born. Humanity
demands exercise. recreation. amuse-
ment and the spectacular. else his
tory is wrong. Undergraduate are
virile human beings.
intercollegiate sport has reached
such a place Of prominence and has
received so much special attention
that 1t may seem to have overstepped
its bounds. In the attempted regula-
ton the means were mistaken for
the end and the result has 50 clouded
The Sunday telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1914-1927, 1916-09-03
MURRAY DEFEATS
CHURCH IN THE
SINGLES
Lawn Tennis Champions Battle
for Over Two Hours for
Supremacy.

FOREST HILLS, KY, Sept. O.
n. Llndley Murray. graduate OF
Stanford University and now resi-
don't OF New York City. furnished tho
first form upset or the thlrty-slxth
annual national singles tennis tour
nnment here today by defeating
George NJ. Church. OF kentucky, in
one Of tho best court battles seen in
the greatest OF all American tennis
tournaments in many years. Church
had been the ruling favorlte to win
the title.
Murray won in close OF the two
hours fastest kind OF play 3-6, 4-6,
GO, Ga, Cd. The match came as
climax to an otherwise comparatively
dull round. Previous to the appear
ance Of Murray and Church, Clarence
J. Griffin. OF San Francisco, disposed
Of Wallace F. Johnson, OF Philadel-
phia. Ga. CO, c..
William NJ. Johnston, OF San Fran
cisco, accounted for Watson NJ. Wash
burn, of New York. CO, 6-2. rs.
The one eastern representative 10 win
his way into semi finals, n, Norris
Williams Of Philadelphia, beat
Douglas $. Walters, Of New orleans,
the southern champion, SO, 6-1,
6-1, GO.
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From a Fast Field of Good
Horses on the Belmont
Park Track.

NEW YORK, Sept. BY winning
the rich futurity stakes at six fur
longs over the Belmont Park race
track today, Richard L. Wilson's
chestnut colt, Campfire, by olambale-
Nightfall, clinched his right to the
two-year-old crown as he cleverly
demonstrated that he is the cham
pIon youngster of the year.
Carrying the top weight Of 1875
pounds, with johnny McClagart riding.
Campfire won by half a length from
H. P. Whitney's Rickety, with a. H.
Hewitt's skeptic third. two lengths
away. The winners time was 1913
as, and the value of the stakes
$22.95 OF which the winners share,
SIT, $40, went to Wilson.
Second money amounted to S2j366
and S1,133 went to the third horse.
There were ten starters, three OF
them, Rickety, Tumbler and Vivid.
being the Whitney entry, while a pair
OF Allies, MADEIRA and Burlesque. rep
resented the stable OF Clifford A.
Gochrane. Campfire was q pro-