West Virginia argus. [volume] (Kingwood, W. Va.) 1877-1946, 1916-03-02


Woodrow Wilson's head seems TO be
as long as his chin.
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Funny none OF those accidental" fires
ever occur in a brewery.
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An English jury charged the Kaiser
and the Crown Prince with murder but
the police have made no arrests SO
far.
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Speaking OF the navy. the President
evidently wants to see America first.
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Senator Sherman has been Endorsed
by Illinois Republicans for the Presi-
Dental nomination. and his supporters
Insist that he now looks more like
Lincoln than ever.
Possibly the Filipinos will perverse-
ly decline to be given their freedom.
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No man can be happy unless he tries
to make others happy.
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The pacifsts ought to be lucky
they are always knocking Wood.
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No wonder money talks. Isn't there
woman's face on the coins?
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Mr.. Wilson is pushing preparedness
but he seems to count more on his
pull.
What we want from Germany is ar
assurance of both liability and relia.
bility.
Trouble about peace in Mexico II
that all those generals would have e
go to work.
A subsidized newspaper, as we un
derstand It. is one that doesn't agre,
with your views.
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Prosperity is now pretty general bu
those Russian ballet dancers seem t
be making bare living
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Some men look into the muzzle of {
gun to see If it is loaded and Others
fool around married women.
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It's funny but it's the truth. Tn
better looking the girl is the homelie
tho duh oh 10 A.
with.
We see from the Republican ex
changes that President Wilson ha
been visiting huge floods upon Ar
kansas
Those South Carolina editors ar
working hard trying to get used t
butter milk, since s. C. went dry, blu
II is still painful, we learn.
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What Bryan loves and delights IN
is defenseless country-one that an
little pee wee nation can insult wit
impunity.
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And 1t will soon be time for an
other preparedness campaign agains
another big cotton crop.
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Newport News correspondent re
fers to "the broad mouth of the James
Why this eternal picking on Ollie?
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, Moses called Canaan the land G
promise. but he never knew anythin
about Germany.
First thing the Texas Cyclone
Davis did after donning collar, wa
to get hot under 1t.
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AT any rate the disappearance Of tn
old fashioned. brutal comic valentin
indicates that the world is growInI
more polite.
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Consider the advantages of tn
grounding, that has to sustain 10
merely six weeks a reputation tina
brings it a pension and the thanks O
, Congress for the remainder of tn
year!
Americas new sixteen-inch can
mons are believed to be as powerful q
any in existence. and there is NOR
comfort I'm that fact than in a Who'll
string of "chautauqua lectures Of
peace"
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, To cure a statesman OF the desr
for pork nothing is so efHcacious a
notification from his constituent
that they want no pork
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In the matter Of automobiles. a
4 least, this country is prepared for al
, most anything.
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The British navy now appears to b,
q busy locking the stable door.
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What's the kick doesn't German,
q concede everything we didn't demand
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r. Now that Poumania is reported OF
q the point Of entering the war. ~
Ttaly's turn
f.
y The horrOs Of war continue 10 noun
up. Edna May says that London {,
now talking American slang.
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