El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1916-01-22

bear Walkin with him was a hunts
man IN a PINK coat. an a little further
down IN lawn was la-ad in tinnis
clothes, goluf-player lanin' on his
nlohck, an young business man on
MS way to the stock exchange.
All this iligint mob had been in
Nlted be JaWn D. to spind Sundah with
him Gallagher cudden't take his ewes
OH this here gem. 1 cud See be his
eXprlssion he was thinkin' that il he
mad tn money, Clancy cud make him
look like ivry hero in tn picture An
whin he came to be BertilIioned FIR tn
clothes, why me boy. if he'd liver took
half s much pains with his soul as he
did wild that suit w clothes he'd've
been canonized long 10.
He give Clancy directions about
iVry seam an ivry button, an whin he
got through he said: Now I want We
10 take tn gr-reatest pains with this
suit III do me best, says Clancy.
we value ye'er CUSTOM says he 'Whin
viii il be ready says Gallagher. To
night SAYS Clancy. Win We were on
our way home 1 asst Gallagher. Does
Clancy cut ye.er clothes or sind thin
out. He SindS thin out SAYS Gala
CHER. ] shud think. says / he cud az
ford to buy a scroll saw says /
If men weren't vain about their
clothes where wud the iditOrs find
readin' matther an pretty pictures for
tn back " their Magazines It's Op-
penheim. Snafter an Banks that un-
dherstands what I'm tellin' We. They
can make structural i'm wurruker
think that if he buys wan iv their suits
he'll look like Jawn Dhrew.
Il WOndher whin some smart fell
low will come along an take advan-
tage iv tn situation an start a paper
Journal Pocky Flynn. iditor 'Th'
Polls Gazette used to fill tn bill but
tn daily papers has dhriven il out iv
tn BARRIERS shops an vulgarized tn
field.
But there ought to be some refined
publication that man cud pick up
while havin' his hair cut an read NAV
be a pOme be Kid Broad, a love story
by Heiny Zimmerman. a few receipts
like; How TO make poker chips out
iv cookies How to pour four Iimon-
AIDES out iv tn same pitcher an have
betther in wan iv thim.' and
so on.
Nv course they'd be a colyum Home
Hints fr Harried Husbands where tn
iditor cud advise readers How to re-
tort when III good woman says, But
I called We up. an We weren't there
an that kind iv thing. An there'd be
an 'Andwers to Questions colvum: 'Siri
Ne wife has been readin' me letters.
What steps shud I take? Answer, AS
nanny an as frequent as ye can
Iditor, Gintleman's ZONE Companion.
SRA young man has been payin' at
tintiOn to me daughter. Wud II be
proper fr me to ask him what his in
tintiOns ARE? Answer: No. il wud
De QGC4QEQlE unQuEIUEEQ ana omar 10
tn young lady. Besides it is onneces-
sary. Ask her what her intintions
ar-re
The Fashion Department.
But " coorse. Hinnissy, tn feature
" me new magazine wud be TIL fash
yon department There a fellow cud
larn what TO wear an how TO wear it.
So that if ye liver went to the Chart
Ball some wan wudden't tap ye on tn
shoulder an tell ye to go out an get
him a seuttle " sherry wine, or ask
ye If ye knew Luke Cassidy at head
quarters.
"Ye'd get lot " news about COS
tunes. How to make a spring oVef-
coat do fr tn winter: A warm an
comfortable garment can be made out
Df the lightest coat be linin' IL with the
wife's sealskin jacket Cyril K. writes
Us FIRM Omaha that he has found a
useful substitute fr dimon' scarf pin
In tn stopper iv a vinegar cruet. Tn
stopper is bound around a tenpenny
nail which has been sharpened to
tine pint Tn effect is daZZlin'- Amy
yintleman can nave pair " oTeralls
made in tn home that ARE quite as
good as what he can buy at tn dalers-
he has only TO provide himself with
i've yards iv blue Cor brown canvas,
marry a sthrong lady out " sweat
shop an injooce his firms 10 give her
iewin'-masheen fr a Weddin' prisint-
"A hearty supper can be cooked De
bachelor who is Twin alone with a
;hafin dish. Take a cup OF flour; take
! pint OF water, take Swiss cheese,
AXE two pork chops, take quart "
1runes. take a half orange, take tn
ind " a lemon, take a pint " beer
Take another pint. Put tn bottles into
he chafin' dish Dump tn chafin' dish
tut iv tn window. Take fifty cints
IN go 10 a RESTRAINT
9Th good book says, Hinnisy, that
'iothes ARE tn curse iv hiven on [
vomankind. Because " the unaccount-
veil say no more about that-let by
zones be bygones-annyhow. as pun
shment clothes was visited on tn hu-
nan race. Hence tn stove pipe hat /
m tn collar button.
Nanny changes in fashyOn has come !
1nce thin days an how they come IS 2
van iv tn gr-reat mystheries in life !
'tyle in mems clothes change III same !
IS In women's, only the women's styles !
mango firm day to day, and the mems
rim cinchry TO cinchry. It seems to /
ne they get harder and harder to put I
N as tn years roll by
Two thousan' years ago whin an
Atheenyan woke up he wrapped his bed I
heet around him. hooked II up with
safety pin. an hurried down 10 arne |
lis daily bread be a hard days gossip /
n tn market place.
"Joolyus Cayzer, who Hogan says was
great iood fr thin days. thought
he was perfectly dhressed whin he'd
tut on a tableclOth and slippers. Why
.r'ren't we dhreSsed tn same way to-
lay2 Why amt il possible fr me to
brow a comforter over me shoulders
IN go out 70 meet me frinds? It must
)e tn curse
"As soon as man gets used TO wan
kind iv dhress so il is no longer a
1oosance. tn curse changes it. 1t
tn weather so that tn peo-
de who came afther Joolyus Cayzer
;udden's go around with no more on
him-that We cud see-thin I wear in
he GOBLIN room " a Turkish bath.
Afther awhile knee breeches was wore
Dntil tn wurruld got used 10 thin.
rhin tn curse got in its wurruk on tn
,alves iv man, an he saw them, and
vas ashamed. an made himself throus-
ITS"
There's an oil sayin," said Mr.. Hin
missy. that it take then dollars 10
well" said Mr.. Dooley, IF that's
20. firm the kind iv people ] see around
ne an read about in tn papers. tn
q ofIors- union must be sthrikin.' -